I'm more creeped out by the pink fatigues that they sell for little girls. > Some of mine are there, and one of mine has changed or was added in somehow Where are they releasing it? Has it been transitioned from life in a zoo to life in the wild? Will it be able to take proper care of itself? Wow, deja vu. I'm so sure I've seen this headline before on reddit Not this shit again. You are with the spammer? The horror! Not this shit again. Oh wow I guess I didn't forget. I just never heard about this I'm a fundy now? Didn't they invent the jet engine too? Who would they pay it to? all dicks seem tiny? That book is really confusing. There's a headline and then a link to somewhere else. Fun thing What a *USERNAME* Male ejaculation? FF didn't just jump on a grenade for you, it jumped on a tactical nuke! The Bubble House. It's like a scene out of MYST Utterly staggering. that's a very persuasive video that's really creepy to read I've always believed the scientists on global warming but I have one thing to say after watching that video...Fuck! in drag? wait a sec.. i thought ann coulter was a guy? Did they die before they hit the ground? Ummm... is this for real? wtf? That's a new one What's wrong with putting a great pair of breasts on the front page? I have no idea what you just said I wonder if she's a closeted dyke What the FUCK? Um, what? i love you Is that an ear coming out of the 75% section of the graph? Who the hell is Bill Richardson? You must be a really, really nice guy "The founding fathers invisioned a robustly christian nation..." oh wait Damn! I'm not even gonna joke about being able to do any of this wow, that was quick What? OMG imagine that?! The same picture floating around the internetz being posted again?! 2- Wait, you mean that's *not* hair? I feel *her* on that one? Or, rather, I would if I were a doll-o-phile. It do work for opera. Except that strangely you can't type lowercase a Well, uh, that's basically what's happening. >Well, uh, that's basically what's happening. Are you saying she's dishonest? Ah, okay, thanks. Though in context, doesn't seem to be much of an improvement. Ohh! That's an awful pun. :| Makes sense. Thanks, "p3do". That's actually really good How can something that is endemic to a movement be misrepresentative of it? What's with the quotes? It spies on me! It is sad What the fuck is wrong with Tucson, Arizona? First there's that friggen exfoliation/ejaculation story with the Tyrone guy, and now this? That is a truly disturbing picture. That is a truly disturbing picture. Yeah! The only people worth mourning are God-fearing Americans! getting 15 minute breaks qualifies as being the best job ever? What makes you think I'm not? ( That is quite awesome I'm stunned that they were able to get it into the double digits. I had to reload the entire page ten times to see thirty ads... (3 same ads * What exxon thing? You didn't download it? you're so very right. ;) :D :) +) =( there's a pics subreddit Funny... boobs, boobs, boobs, lettuce. Doesn't he realize that Google owns both Google Video AND Youtube? You know of missiles which can purposely avoid the flight paths of each other? I can't believe this hasn't been posted before. i don't think you understand. oh shit, i wanna see the sistine of this! Bussiest? Does that mean there are a lot of bussies? You have no idea how many people are shocked by as much as an uncovered belly button! (really, you have no idea Rick Rolling + Anon + Scientology... some sort of internet-in-real-life critical mass is being approached. Doesn't load? All I get is a blank white page... So only jewish people are allowed on it? You know, when you think about it, plants are really just really big parasites... spreading their roots... deep into the earth, and slowly draining it of resources... and growing all the while. That doesn't freak anyone else out? Holy farking jebus! That girls laugh exactly like a psycho bitch from hell I meet 10 years ago and even look very much like her (but can't be because she would be much older now), no need to say I wasn't even able to smile with all those terrorizing memories coming to the surface. thats what it said. Good story, He wants to loofah Mrs. Obama's pussy? This is news? My toy poodle has caught and killed 3 squirrels. How can you lock your key in your car? Don't you have to have the key outside to lock it? Funny that I've heard golden showers are good for your skin It's unfortunate that anal sex doesn't make you gay? At first I thought that top picture was Usama playing a part in Brokeback Mountain... It involves sticking a fist in someones ass? How? Superstition is imaginary. Therefore you should be superstitious about imaginary numbers. You're not the only one, Scrum. I've never been more discouraged by American politics. But I guess that's what the "establishment" wants. Those that actually give a fuck are too fed up with how bad things are, and want no part in it any longer Oh shit! I was reading your text and I accidentally tilted my head, and I swear to God I saw a winking face! How does missing a leg impact their pie-eating skills? > The special air service went public? Well, in my case, all upgrades were to add features that were either not available when I bought my PC, or too expensive to have included at the time of purchase. I could rip out all the stuff I added and still do the things I did the day I bought it. Why couldn't I? CEILING CAT IZ HIDIN How did you do that? This will either put the Iraqi government in a position of subservience (I don't even know if that's a word You're basing your comparison on LA?? I tried the example song, "Jingle Bells," and it took an awful long time to search. It did come up in the results, but it wasn't the first one listed. Afterwards, though, I did Eleanor Rigby, and it came up in a flash - and at the top of the list. # Hi there And a raccoon? Who said it hasn't already been set up? Let me get this straight... This dude is madly in love with her and respects her and all that crap, but he's going to dump her when she gets too "old"? Twisted, AND a hypocrite! Sounds like this guy's quite a catch. Oh God, what have you done?? It's coming true Funny thing is, looks better than either Bush or McCain Xena.... Uhh.... I honestly can't think of anyone else. Does this prove me sexist, or prove women inferior? AGREED How can these people make a living? I thought it was because they made Viagra over there... Maybe it was Ireland? I CAN HAS PLANE Apparently, "Oh Shit" links to a card game. Seriously, I think What the hell? Melfi was always on Tonys ass to try and get him to admit he wanted to do his mom Almost looks like Dr.Elliot What an odd headline Remind me never to fly on your plane. What the fuck... That's the Protoss preview video. compression Holy crap, that is messed up. That video has really opened my eyes. Why isn't anyone modding this up? Its like fucking crack for browsers Well no, he's a producer... I got here from your comment on the blog Even though the comics are hillarious, I do agree that the c&h guys presumably have mental problems But what if I just happen to get to work at the right moment to come across a man who someday puts me into contact with certain individuals that puts me into a position of power and wealth and gives a daily income of 1 million dollars. So many words, it makes my head spin! Where'd this happen? You were trying game dev in javascript? chick on the right I can't tell if there's a joke in here that I'm missing Me too This surprises anyone? I read that as "hundreds *of* thousands of dollars" and did a double-take. Is it proper to classify this as a verb? Wasn't there another guy who was bitten by a shark just a few days ago? Wow. What the hell did I just read? Scary! really impressive Booze sensors in cars? I take it you think that Bush is going to serve time in a 'club' Fed pen? Maybe, but I have to say that I am unaware of one with a golf course. Maybe Bush will get day passes for labor as McCain's caddy? I'm a little confused. What is the question? They are just words. What did they use to pull it out? Whoa that was ODD. I had that darn song "Glory of Love" stuck in my head from watching too many DW music videos, and when I went to find out what the #1 song was on my birthday, there it was. Hard to get other side of the story when the other side is a road rage murderer on the run. Does your eyebrow or arm hair fall out that much???? You should probably get that checked out if it does. I so read that as Snake Attack. No, but Yahoo! Mail wants me to see how Frodo and Gandalf connect... Since when is your own sperm + your own eggs -> "Ultimate Incest"? "Got Jesus?" Yeah, right between the eyes. You bastard! Now I cant stop! wat... Got some balls is it just me or does it look like an I'm not surprised you have vivid dreams, clinging on to This is about as disturbing as nature can get... Communism to the rescue... of Democracy? What do you set network.http.sendRefererHeader to so that it doesn't get sent? I looked it up in my browser, and it's currently set to 2. LSD sounds like a good idea... Man, I have to stop reading all these politics articles, I swear I initially read that as "Hillary charged with groping underage girls" and felt my face go into a full I've been hanging out with my Volcano this evening and half way through I forgot what I was watching. /seriously Yes... he's far too well-groomed and good looking to be elected President. Elitist bastard! How will grabbing his ass help national security? It's entirely possible that I've walked past that place and not even noticed. Except it's an ultraportable and you're supossed to take not so many things with it. I would still choose the mini-note, because I can't always carry around a keyboard around Are plane tickets really that cheap? There's _no_ parachute in there Why are you starting a bee-related pun thread? Did you. need that. image somewhere other. than your HEAD? I skimmed over the title and initially only caught "Bill Clinton switches from Hillary to Obama"...that was a It's not an accurate statistic... It's way more than %99 what about Jack the Ripper? i was sure he would at least be in the top three Wait, what the hell? Did the BBC just trick me into watching spider porn? Then the douchebags will downmod people believing it wasn't sarcasm. Duh -_- ._. Its a franchise. Cat wanking for fun and profit. Neat. 6,5 is not short My gosh... it finally happened. Someone has out rampantly christian'd a Fox News broadcaster. Well, some people in Africa still believe... no wait, Wisconsin? Protesters is how (at least in my cable tv wow Clowns scare me :( A better argument would be why is porn legal? I guess paying a girl for sex is okay just as long as it is filmed. Kinda sick isn't it... it's only okay if we can watch too. Your comment just reminded me of a conversation I had with a friend over the weekend. She works at a library. She has to flip through the pages when they are returned and she said the books will smell like them. She said the most potent smells are cigarettes or curry. But also you can smell other things too... very strange. ORLY? Yeah I see those dirty sluts when I take my kids to school activities. Now I can make a game of it and pick the 1 in 3 out of the crowd. Something to do when I am bored. PTA meetings will never be the same. Grothendieck isn't dead. Because it's a program? Since the 1940s? Wasn't there a draft for Vietnam? Suicidal squirrel I didn't know it was pronounced "fiks-ed". How do you figure? Yeah I had to read it again after I forgot again. Something about looking into his eyes.... ahhh... and I'm a straight guy too! Some people give their height in centimeters... I thought you were referring to "cyber" like "cybersex"... WTF it used to be free Colour me bat shiat. I see the When the bread is done you see the upper part of his body (topless) and his hand is moving back and forth. I thought he was a master baker masturbator. Bambi is watching you masturbate When does the crumpling stop!? Uh... wasn't this written in 2004? Are you guys all reading it for the first time? How about... 'shitty parenting linked to violent crime!' Probably not newsworthy! How the fuck are we supposed to stop that? ZOMG! Wow I must of completely glazed over that I bet *that* thing can play Crysis hey now how do you put the font upside down?!?! Edit: Okay then. Well, I'm a pedo. Oh man, the ONE time I should have looked for the NSFW tag. Luckily, my boss WASN'T over my shoulder that time. arni, where are you or neither? oh you mean like a stored procedure ?? Maybe he violated building code laws or something? > ... Captain Planet?! i see what they did there What the hell was that? Then it's just about time for one >Well, that makes me feel good. I guess. ...says the guy selling diamonds! I don't know if I'm supposed to interpret being called batman an insult or not. Both, really. Man... I total misread "layman-ish" as "laminated"... Point taken It worked fine in my FireFox Is there such a thing as involuntary programming? Hey, people could use this instead of a real date-rape drug. Go science...erm.. Wait, wait... Spore actually was released? When did this happen? That's amazing! Not even a tenionaire? He wasn't? What are you doing with a photographer? Yeah, I know. :) I can take my licks. (As my girlfriend would attest? Why all the mark-downs? Stained? < How much did that cost? And lion cub molestation You must not read much. he had sex with 12 monkeys? mirror? the site is down "...it's not too far a stretch to hope that people's intelligence can also be improved. Quite frankly, this can't happen soon enough, as every environmentalist, advocate of evolution and war opponent will attest." Is that a joke or what? So... If we were beautiful we would be able to convince them as effectively as fox news does? Heehee in the background: "Love them enough to talk about sex." Sci-Fi seems to edit stuff down to make room for more ads. And really... Wrestling? You couldn't use that time slot for anything else? Befunge with a twist? "I did that as volunteer work once" Well, he said "only ten years". Foreigners featured include Winston Churchill, Mikhail Gorbachev and **Tom Cruise**? Wait, you mean New Agers still exist? ( One of the trippiest things I've seen on the Internetz... Ever... Wow I just noticed the giant tentacled penis in the last photo! Here I thought that shit appeared only in the grittiest of Japanese anime! downmodded because I agree, this is a popularity contest. Yeah in the same sense that pugs are cute And uhh... Why is that? India? I never mentioned India. O_o_O_ Memory... Unfortuneatly. Might have even come from a dream These clever bastards must have negotiated 20 year contracts This made me a little too gleeful. I'm worried Got confused for a moment, as I read the graphic from the bottom up - and thought after a quick glance that glaciers contained more water than the world's oceans - OMGUSOGREAT okay, why is everyone in this thread getting downmodded automatically? We can watch the video from the persons eyes i always wondered what the baby of liberty and justice would be... looks like they'll have to adopt. It would have made sense if he just did one or the other. But BOTH? All I can do is... .... I CAN HAS HOLY FUCKING SHIT That's what my mother did. And she's about a year older than you How the fuck does a shark swallow a grappling hook in the first place? Wonder who the student will be... :O SPARKLIES It is an online poll; yes, really important. Your name is cool Downmodded for not making sense oh noes. i better chg my beliefs so Jeronimus will stop downvoting me. How do they get VMware to crash I'd like to see them pull a revolver out of their breeches The Linux-y questions aren't too difficult. I don't know the VLAN related stuff. I guess I need to study up on VLANs. ? Hah, similar here (and I'm half way through an engineering program Wow.. ` ** What're you talking about? I didn't even vote on it. Linux tortures babies in Africa? Wait, so we're posting old XKCDs to random sites and getting them on reddit now? In this case, at least, it's certainly not for lack of trying. Or instead of drugs you could take supplements and vitamins that actually retain youth, prevent disease and problems, and don't have side effects. But living a healthy lifestyle is so much more difficult than going on something like Lipitor when heart problems occur. I thought something looked messed up about those fireworks wat. how did that action figure build a lunchbox i found the title pretty misleading, i got the idea the 10yo girl was already pregnant I think I thought I was in a different topic at the time Epic, epic retardery. This isn't even a stereotype WTF? never knew that spelling of Choir existed before now If it wasn't for the wrinkled area towards the back of their knees, I would be convinced it's painted on This is supposed to be NEWS??!! What's this have to do with Web Design? i see rainbows and pink lollipops... whats the difference?! This map is missing the Great Lakes. Are these machines networked and connected to the internet? my last name is your username Yeah I agree everyone here in Florida is pissed off all the time even more in Miami road rage here is crazy and frequent it's so crazy everyone should conceal...I think its the heat and humidity that drives people mad Blah blah blah crazy crazy....one minute in....blah blah blah still graphics..... "American's Space" I think not ... Yes, thanks. That's weird how I got the link wrong. I cut and pasted. yes... my reaction.. exaclt.y.y elaine actually looks hot yikes and wow What's up with the turtle and lamprey? Not only that, but Walmart in my (Atlanta) area had an "Obama" section filled with newspapers graced with his face :| The sad thing is I'm 17 and they called and asked me about the election. That post was so surreal in the context of this thread. MAKE IT STOP! Hmm... unwritten then? Yap, i have seen many people do that. I am always amazed that people write URL to their own website in Google and follow link instead of using address bar in browser ... when i start typing "up there" i get Sorry but I don't follow. Now I understand why no one would tell me more of the Japanese goblin vagina... all they would say is that speaking of such a thing was forbidden. Now I am scared. Maybe this is linked to the low birth rates in Japan?! so the answer to the energy crisis is to sell less effective, more hazardous wireless power? I suspect the LHC created a micro black-hole allowing this spam to come through from the future. I think this is self-creating spam! Spam stolen from spam stolen from spam stolen from future spam! Ah, you don't know my girlfriend wait...are you saying that something on this site is entirely made up? Why would you want them to taste blue? yuck, i thought django's ORM was slightly on the complicated side So... there are no girls in America?? O...M...G... every time I dial 9/11 into my phone, the Police pick up. thanks (?) for the info Wow... there are 4 pages of them! Maybe he's getting dropped off. I .... see. That's the worst analogy I've ever seen. That thing kinda has a third leg. Just noticed that Off a flash drive? Fructose-intolerant? How is that even possible? Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com is apparently a parked domain Grr. I get the basic idea of how to do 12, but I can't do it fast enough! erm... the 50s weren't that long ago. it's possible the author was alive and aware in the 50s. Haha yeah but I like the pix they send me Odd, where are the cops in riot gear? My research practicum teacher brought in a slide rule one of the last days of senior year. Since there wasn't much to do and people were just chatting for the whole period, he tried to show us how it worked. None of us got it Oh my god, did that sex advisor advise him to maybe **leave the girl** because she wanted implants despite him saying they weren't necessary? less 'not quite accurate,' more completely inaccurate. 205 The one on the right on #19 looks like an alien jah. i'm sure the kids in anonymous would totally take down the system and free us. Elitists don't own bikes...COMMUNISTS own bikes! What are you talking about? This post made me lose motor control for a moment... I couldn't close this tab! Women actually watch that? I just tell the worker to flip every other slice. Once a worker told me he wasn't allowed. WOW outside? Fake... the guys finger isn't on the iPhone screen to take the supposed picture Do I play too much Smash Brothers? I knew it was Kirby almost immediately... I still don't really understand why he's in Sonic's head though. That guy appeared black by his head/hair, but his body's skin looks white uh huh... Somehow I thought about Dr. House first, before clicking the link. And I don't even watch the series... Reading that over quickly, at first I thought that said "I personally blame all this on Dick Fluid"... Powderpuff? What if it's both? lolcatz.. I think all conflicts, at least internationally, should be solved with a b-boy battle. Unfortunately this would mean that the US would probably lose to both France and Korea Fox is openly favoring the Republican party?! Watching that high totally blew my mind away. My eyes were ( First - kudos to you. That's an amazing story. I went through a much more common conversion myself - I was a Jehovah's Witness for a year (which nobody who knows me now can believe), my sophomore year of high school. I was fully committed: bible reading, door knocking, tie wearing, total abstinence freak. I mean total - I was a 16 year old boy not touching my dick for a year. Reminds me of 1996 when everyone was shrilling about "The Coming Collapse of China"(TM)(R). There are even books written prophesying a collapse within 10 years. It is now almost end of 2008. awesome. i summoned you! funnily enough i almost posted ' Every time I've used Pulseaudio it's automatically been setup to do that crazy ALSA/OSS shim junk. I never did find anywhere that said how to turn it off I got 80% Oh em gee, I thought the same thing! I keep expecting him to keel over on the stage! This is the first time I have ever seen the lose/loose typo work both ways. I felt like this was just an empowerment video for asian people against large black men. There something awfully familiar to all of this... It wasn't a puppy. Yeah, I remember doing that racial superiority test in my biology lab... yeah, it surprised me I have the same towel, same COLOR too. I'm freaked out now. Damn. You can slide a mango down your throat?! You want to save it? That + THC = Isn't that why you would like to see the financing coming from those sort of people? So you're saying his being adopted is an exception to the rule "All black people die in horror movies"? No, I'm not trying to be an asshole, just confused why you quoted it. Hope this goes better than the last iPod event (-_-) ( UK has been buying a lot in the last year. What are they up to? Why is this getting downmodded? That's freaking incredible. That's a larger version of the Blobmaster isn't it? So they really can breathe through their ass. Or YOUR ass, as a manner of fact. With the maggots? ` um. the song is about the stupidity of the belief that an american is worth more than someone of another nationality, and points out the 'awful equation' that lets one single american girl's death make worldwide headlines, while the daily deaths of palestinians (or somalis, or iraqis, or anyone else), not make so much as a blip on the radar of john q public. Not really sure how this comment is warrented Not to get all Terrence McKenna on you, but I'm totally gonna get all Terrence McKenna on you: There are theories that mushrooms and hallucinagenic plants may have helped the brain develop and / or sparked religion. Might be, might not be, but I'm betting some cavemen ran across a nice big patch of liberty caps one day and ate a lot of them. It only takes a mild dose of mushrooms to trip, and most likely these guys were hungry and gobbled them up by the handful. And spent the next three days all Holy hell does that freak anyone else out? Does noone get a Mall-Rats reference round here...or is that why I'm being downmodded? Sorry to disappoint, however I will be voting third party. Good thing I'm 22, and I don't decide this election You're a genius. Economic problems have unfortunately ground my stock piling and other preparations to a halt, unfortunately. I thought the picutre spoke for itself. How detailed instructions do you want? What rock have you been living under? Nader sold out. They beat you if you touch them? What bothers me is the guy leaning out of the driver's side window in the car behind. He looks like a toy. Baiting them into doing what? Pointing out that she's wrong? There is bacon cooked INTO THE MEAT Euhm, florp was trolling, I pointed out what an ass he was, I was never defending him? There's a Christianity subreddit? Yep, I've got a few. Had them for as long as I can remember ow. take it out. Portland Oregon I might add. Not Maine Why did this remind me of The Ring? I just imagined being able to enter `10px` in LaTeX You mean like "socialism"? No it isn't It is painfully obvious that you didn't read TFB (the fucking books :P) or if you did, you didn't understood them. And I have sadly past my teens 20 years ago I guess there's nothing wrong with that... unless the step-dad was my biological father and I grew up with the step-sister whom I considered as my real sister. why did it kick in? do you have a history with the syndrome, or is it... induced... by something? i ask because i'm genuinely curious. i remember reading an account where someone could see to great distances with tremendous precision during an attack, although he unfortunately couldn't walk when having an attack, though Yes, Yes, Apathy is the easiest answer. Are those Mormons at the end? |..|, ( Not to take away from the link, but what does "S/F/O" mean? I want that knife You have a to-do list for blowjobs? At first, I thought the monster quest thing might be more along the lines of a historical look at folk tales with a twist of modern weirdos thrown in. I was being optimistic, and was totally wrong. The most ridiculous I've seen so far is the vampires one. ARE THEY 4 REALZ?!?!?!?! Oh my GOD she's so beautiful and gorgeous! I about freaked out/has a seizure when I watched the video... how the hell did this end up in the #1 spot on reddit's front page?? objectivity? Are you KIDDING ME!? The second Roosevelt is missing. Does Chewbacca really live on Endor? Wait... why did you say "but" there? "official write-in candidate" 25,000 isn't a whole lot when you realize 4.7 million units were sold in total What came before I Can Haz Cheezburger!? W-O-W. finder. hmmmm.... a motorcycle terminator with eyes? Stephen Colbert is the bitch in the relationship? yeah, what fucked up programming did they use to make it look like that in FF? I think we have the same grandmother WTF? 20 minutes into that movie, they show Horst Mahler. Weird to see what he said back then... He's one of the founder of the Red Army Faction and nowadays, he's a Nazi and Holocaust-Denyer. I would guess for the same reasons guys mislead women about being interested in them. I'm relieved to see Goldfinger at the #1 spot there. I went all I am trying to figure out how anyone can misspell "turkey" as "trucky". Damn its fast Wow, I must be tired. I didn't even notice that no... _goatse_ warning. For some reason, I learned more history in this format than anywhere else The GOP somehow made Dan Rather fall for poorly forged documents? the subtitles were kind of eh at times .... ... and don't you forget it I guess it is a cool pic, though I'm not really into the whole Christian America thing You know, that brings up a good question... why the fuck haven't the major burger places tried to use cats to advertise their burgers yet? Uh, what's special about nm on OSX? I've got it here on Windows running Cygwin + GCC... I feel like playing this in Grand Theft Auto now wtf did I just see? java triggers bugs in browsers? Why yes, yes it is I usually raise one eyebrow, which incidentally makes one eye socket large and one small. So I use this: What's a gaiafag? And while im at it; what are shitting dick nipples? ... 985 points as of right now. Ye gods. Read any book lately? Ohhh? Is that the one they used in Godfather? I love Sushi, but I wouldn't be down with trying that. Just saw them last Saturday. They played The Twelve Days of Christmas in twelve different keys and twelve different time signatures. Who gets 20 weeks vacation a year? They're a very stupid Ox??? I still say that all the time - I got it in the Army, and I always have to explain BFE to people... it's awkward when I drop it in front of my parents. Wouldn't it be weird if they released all the versions at the same time? Dammit I just tried to upvote you more than once but the arrow keeps flickering on and off... seriously. 420 I've been in Germany for over six months last year, and I have never once seen one of those Was that a Hotel Mario refference A BLACK HOLE IS BLACK! NO LIGHT ESCAPES IT!! THE VERY DEFINITION OF BLACKNESS!!! We cross paths a lot, you and I.... You can't know what the mugger would have done with his life had he lived. I wouldn't defend his actions, nor condemn I just love the night. It's so quiet and so dark outside. I always dream that somehow there is going to be a disaster outside and I'm going to be the only one alive since I didn't go to bed. 4 days work week? Wow, I'd be just glad to have a 5 days work week Yes, scroll down more. There's a rock-climbing-wall-thingie There was a video Go kill yourself for caring about shit like this scientologyisgay.org? You didn't notice me at your family gathering??? what's sex? having not yet read the article, let me just say.. holy. fuck. Well, Buddhism sort of *is* atheism, so.... Is this real? Web ... hosing? Now why the hell did that comment get downvoted? They take Guitar Hero seriously over there Hey, at least he's trying to get in shape! Is that bulge his junk? (>^(> Necro! I don't even remember posting the reply you're replying too all i can say is *(hugs you)* I need coffee. Who was that masked moron? No, that's just a quote from "Monthy Python Flying Circus". nipples = delightfully.split(), however. Completely unrelated, *I* know a Ty.. in Cali... omg, have we been infecting foreigners with smallpox and typhoid???? verily... but what is the question You have to yell to each other in the same room? that, and the cache coherency issues will kill you. i agree with you, this is no magic solution. we really just need main memory to go faster. we're going to start hitting quantum effects, though. we're reaching the cosmic speed limit here. light only travels a few inches in a clock cycle at modern speeds, so either main memory's going to have to get really close to the chips or we're going to have to find another architecture Its been like an hour since I last came online and you're still going through my comment history? Sheriff Fuckhead? weird Daisy looks like a guy. I have a feeling I've been misconstrued. I should strive to express myself better. I have **-25** karma on this post at the time of writing oh hell yes. i had to stop watching after 30 seconds. i was afraid he'd jump out of my screen and start raping my xbox Well, which words are more prominent? Is bishop that great of a word? Is monarch? Is aisle for that matter? Magick's going mainstream The nerds accede with the people above. Ass-gloves? Buffalax where are you? Thanks, that helps set my mind at ease. I'd hate to think my trip would be marred by rampant crime wouldn't want to run into these gangsters on the streets... ...I've broken many monitors and none of them blanked out like that. You...you still have faith in humanity? Terrifying. Intentional fouls aren't allowed, are they? Is this an intentional or unintentional foul? so you're saying you KNOW you give the best blowjobs ever? if you've never tried it, how do you know you're the best? OMG How can an illegal war becoming illegaler? Fisting or Visiting? i just took a quiz to find out which 'saved by the bell' character i am and it said im screech i dont believe it i just took a quiz to find out how my grammer was and i got 1 Not only that, i'll sometimes hear high-pitched noises from fans, peoples fork tines grinding against their plates, car breaks, etc. I'm pretty sure I can hear higher pitches than most people. I've also read that this is a sign of autism > he named his son "Jett"? This is news? I hope you did, being from the future and all... Lead poisoning does that? Wait, doesn't it mean we SHOULD tell them if we happen to be suicidal? "wind and water action", looks like the ship was not drained before they pulled it out 잉? 궁금하네요죠? you really should close that operator with a / if you want it to run I like how someone watching from their house (for no matter how long) at what I assume is a school is somehow a valid reason to call the cops on him. How the did you travel 13 hours into the past like that? Maybe they don't care if the sheeple can see them anymore. Kayak.com gives better prices than yapta literally, too, apparently. Oddly enough, I actually find that easier to read that what donttaseme wrote I've heard that women who have birthed children and that have also passed kidney stones state that the kidney stones are more painful Id lie. What the fuck do I get out of telling the truth? So that's how you add electrolytes to the stuff you drink!!!!!11111 >Edit: If you think vista's networking is bad, you obviously haven't used windows XP. I've never seen this. This is almost one of the reasons I grew that. Aside from not wanting to shave once every day. That is only 6 or so month of growth too me too. they dont? the eyes seem to drift apart I was going to go get a Mosin Nagant until I saw this But... But... Europe is worth 5 reinforcements, and Africa only 3, so Africa can't possibly be over 3 times larger Have you tried zombie fact? Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction... I can use a credit card with strippers? Palm's still around? The coldest temperature I've ever experienced is -5, which was so cold I cannot put it into words. It's just simply way beyond my imaginative powers to comprehend -45C, so in my opinion, you're entitled to just about anything you could possibly wish for I tried Songbird, but it's memory consumption sky-rocketed to 150-200 Mb 4chan Wow, so did I. Creepy. Triple D: and a I'm showing my uneducatedness. (Uneducatedocity?) My first thought upon seeing this post was " Wow. So what you're saying is two different people in two different places that happen do use the same nick both tried to kill themselves at the same time? Nice use of dithering! I have and it was absolutely horrible. I was sitting on my couch after packing my stuff (I was in the process of moving to another city and province) and I suddenly started to feel dizzy, my heart was racing, and I had a hard time to breathe. It felt like I was having a heart attack and I started crying because I had no idea what the fuck was going on or how to stop it. After a few minutes I calmed down and realized what had just happened. They don't? What? Megadeath? ... It happens to me even if I don't stare for too long. I just look at my own code and ask, - WTF does this variable do?! .... Amazing! .................. Aggressive? I heard you can track IP Addresses with those! Afair, no Instant Messaging network will actually talk to your client if you only know the password hash Hm. I'm already 30. Time to visit a shrink Happens occasionally I hope not, especially considering you can't get an abortion at a planned parenthood I like the slope of "Adolf" and the variants. apparently, "Adolph" lasted well into the 60s Wait, *aeons*? amputee. what's so hot about severed limbs? Does that hedgehog have a fucking cast? I don't agree with his politics 100% (his stance on gold-backed currency is a little Wait, you mean that green isn't the way it should be? I caught that too. A lethal dose of herpes? I'm calling shenanigans. There's no way they'll have the ability to do that for at least thirty years. . . . Upvoted for... being so weird that it's funny? Should have used a better poker face. This one usually works LOL what do they expect people who never get to see their families because they work all the time to do while an experiment is running for 3 hours? I worked with a postdoc who got viruses downloaded to the lab computer all the time because of the porn sites he visited while working alone at night. Needless to say we were constantly cleaning the keyboard and mouse for our own safety I think that would fall under vocabulary Nazism more than grammar Nazism "What has been seen cannot be unseen." I used to do it all the time when I was younger. Come to think of it though if I caught my mom talking ter herself I'd think she was a little nuts. > not that i would have watched. I didn't even get it She should wear it all the time. I think answer is NO. My recent experience is last night, I was with a crowd of people celebrating steelers victory, in 10 min's we got surrounded by 8 police vehicles, 15 cops armed with guns, and 5 of them had the bear mace ready in there hands. We were just happy and shouting steelers!! Until 2 cops arrested a student who was crossing to the other side of the st. I'm sure he was just walking nothing more!! so the crowd start shouting Fuc* the cops!! in 5 min's we saw the cops chasing us with wooden sticks Spoiler: George Eliot isn't a dude. That's fucked up that they put little kids on cat tranquilizers. So...what'd you do for 7 years? Walk around with a crushed vertebra? Where do you live.... |( Yeah, hehe I will admit that at 14, some of the sex scenes parts I was like "to have to have" I live in a town with under 400 people and they actually drove down my driveway and behind my house Haggar doing a pile driver on a shark? Sometimes I smoke then start commenting here on reddit. Often, I find myself typing up such a large paragraph that I soon discover that my buzz has left. At that point I usually just press the cancel button holy crap i went to high school with that guy (andreev) .. he was in my homeroom You were featured on MySpace? oh shit there comes an .... wtf there wasn't even an S! Wow, that's exactly like me, minus the last panel Er... Just wondering, didn't we stop calling American Indians, Indians? I thought we call them Native Americans. Wow... just... wow... So, since I'm a county employee, does that mean I don't have a job? I guess that would be good since it would mean I'm definately not browsing reddit at work. Yeah, I've been trying to find out the sitting version. I think I need someone to make me a diagram. What's with all those reviews that are completely unrelated to this book? They're certainly not...random, are they? They forgot Tortoise This is racist on so many levels. It's like meta-racist. But then again maybe I'm racist for thinking it's racist. I gave up trying to read it about half way through... all those giant irrelevant pictures! Hey! Hey! Hey! .... *I'm* taking a statin and *I* haven't died yet, this *must* be true! NERD ALERT! Get a Mac. I smoked weed the other day to stop my cough. I want that. WOW! Good eyes. that lady washing her boobs made me do this face 18% voted for a democracy? A white background would then 'snow in' the 'transparent part'. What you really need is a separate color called *transparent* "no heart" ?? post-graduate IT course? what do you mean? in the US this would mean a computer science or engineering major seeking their phd... that cant be what you meant... is it? Why were you drinking urine in the first place? First I was like tears in heaven is ok? NO WAY! you mean the universe has some sort of law, or pattern? I wonder if you could explain it mathematically... ...... your fellow students are learning to code mainly in windows? Like the science video we saw in high school about how to not insert a glass tube into a stopper I've had access to the Quake Live private beta for like a year now. I've played it...once. Since my primary machine is a Macintosh, I'm left in the Fuck You Mac/Linux ghetto. I don't get the point of this ghetto either, Quake III (the engine Quake Live uses) shipped on Mac and Linux before it shipped on Windows! I don't understand the point of the Fuck You Mac/Linux ghetto either, Quake III (the engine Quake Live uses) shipped on Mac and Linux before it shipped on Windows! Woah, now that you mention it, I could've sworn I put [pic] in the title... Oh, it helped my confusion a great deal. OK > I first thought the government gave her the 800 000$ Dark Magenta Save I think he's just angry in this particular strip. But yes, he is indeed pink. so you do it for crack? They pay you in crack is that elephant eating his girl out ? I was thinking that today, too. 842 for me This story... makes no sense... > Did you... did you even read the text underneath? There's a sentence that says, "There is nothing to see in that picture." Why is he being downvoted so much? rum looks like nestea HAHAHA That's a lot of effort to neutralize someone's comment karma. That looks disgusting? > Wow, I didn't notice the WTF at first and spent several minutes scrolling it up and down. And then I saw it not sure how he can use the whistling noise from the hole in his chest for the good of mankind This post made me go: No Stanislaw Lem? But where shall we go? 4chan? It feels so counterintuitive and even hurts to type it, but sometimes I think there is more substance there! Well Sri Lankans are Buddhists or shall i say Hindus so its obvious why they got attacked in Pakistan. And why the Pakistani team didnt got attacked? Well thats the question we should ask the Terrorists. 1 in 31? Wow, that is quite a large number Completely understandable. mhhm Purple hoe. WANT That dog just peed for a whole mile..... Those all seem related somehow My biggest regret of this story is that there is no video footage of this event happening. If so, I predict a year's worth of Which is actually the source? I'm just seeing a bunch of GNU stuff, Perl ,etc. (Also, requiring a login? the video was pretty inspiring but yea, what would happen if you got stuck on that elevator? it would sure take awhile for someone to get ya, Viral comment? Then delet it "respectable media outlet like FOX" Take a look at those portion sizes on the second pic - a recipe for obesity. I can really only say this: why are you posting serious replies? very typical of course it's fake, humans can't have only 2 fingers.. unless, ur not a human It is perfectly safe to drink out of a lake Well thanks anyway..after being gone all day, I came back and it's working fine =) Who knows...maybe I *was* on thc earlier Why did you google the magic numbers instead of "Tausworthe"? The dick to ball size ratio is like.. 1:100000. Muhammad championed for the rights of women? Thank you for your logic and reason, unfortunately it seems to have no place here. Yes, yes you are Do it. From San Antonio, almost went. reddit party? They must come from canola seeds Actually he's blind! Talk about overkill Please tell me that the blue fuzzy thing doesn't have creepy nipple bits. what's an anti-racist skinhead? You think sex is repugnant? Because I'm obsessed with it. * ( I think I understand, and I'm not sure you are in the minority. I haven't really seen any "constant, graphic, dirty sex talk" in the comments of a topic that is completely unrelated to sex. Oh man those actually look really cozy. How did you even find this thread I Will Follow You Into The Dark is such a sweet song, I wouldn't call it sad at all. The first pic makes me wanna throw up ... Waiting for the price to drop. Did your palm evolve, or did the banana? Depends on how much I've had to drink. ` wow You are trying to dehumanize the Nazis! Take a look at your previous comment Well, I dunno about that. No they don't. Israel DO target civilians, families, women, children, schools, hospitals, hotels and universities. Take a look at the pictures from Gaza's massacre!! They have got into a zoo and shot the animals in there!!! The IDF/Israeli gov the animals!! They kill everyone!! + Even they went into houses and start taking a shit everywhere!!! Some guys have Ds. This is news to you? Sobha appears to be a bot that is copying others comments and reposting them... strangely this bot is getting more upvotes than my original comment which it copied i... dont get it I use that for everything except my bittorrent client. It makes it automaticaly delete anything it downloads It says GLASS™, there's no way they could've trade marked glass, is there? Technology frees us and enslaves us. I can communicate and share photos with friends on social networks, but I can also be stalked by anyone I just sprayed Crunk all over my screen ** The performance of the GTR is actually stepped down from that of the street car so it could meet the rules of the snctioning body. The version sold for the street is more powerful than the one in race trim. Seriously. ORLY? How'd he sign his name? yeah true it needs the router in order to function BUT since the router is always on anyway, it can't really be taken into account. that's like saying it takes more then 1/2 watt to run this server because my ISP has to keep my internet up...that is something that the ipod depends on yet we don't take it into consideration...or that i require food to buy to keep it operational, etc... where is the line drawn?! "makes me want to punch you in the face." Here, this my face ( I was drinking steaming hot green tea - does that count I wonder What about now ** I really can't believe that is the same guy! Does the ShamWow make you look younger too!? HOLY SHIT!!!!!! (I just looked at my driver's license) I think it's already been in fire 404? No I don't know that feeling Evening walks, dude ¯\\( A Phil named Charlie? AF? *Googles...* I didn't realise Air France was so dangerous ...and another Why Indonesia? So typing in a subset of the romanized alphabet is halfway to English? lol, welcome to the fray. First sane comment in here Actually, the way the photo was taken, I thought she had a little beard Little did you know that's your boyfriend's alternate reddit handle. Rape is "natural cause"? Since when? O Indeed. That show is just one long wtf link doesn't seem to work I got two ears :o one for the left and one for the right, which makes it stereo. so The Wiki seems not to like me. That is, it seems that to use the search box in the wiki I need write permissions! Is jesus groping the dude from Quantum Leap? ....how old is that picture? they act like it's hard to get the police's attention... That's exactly what I came here to say. Don't get me wrong- I like the rock. This Rock will always have been (er, barring unlikely plot developments) humanity's First Rock- but if we're going to have a real long-term shot at survival, we have move beyond this single planet You fixed your username i'm guessing those slides curve around at the end, but that first 1-2 seconds still looks steep as hell The blonde in the middle if she died her hair black So... -that- was a good analogy? He played a doctor.... and a guy who eventually studied to be a doctor. There was one guy who made his own game and wanted to make money with it. Isnt that what "indie" is all about? Only 99%... What happens to the other 1%? growing marijuana is as simple as watering a plant Wow, did YOU really did that in MSPaint? Wait... there are *mothers* on reddit? I can has burger. Possibly why she hasn't gone topless? She can't take her top off because everyone would go Who are you? oh well that makes it ok then. I have a weird crush on James May. who is "Abu Ammar"??? is he the one?? omg you know his name? I hope he didn't hurt you!! Or at that deep-freeze machine at work when you forget to change the sound levels. ((( It's newer than Never Gonna Give You Up. ... How Ironic. One person hates the donkey so much he's beating it! And the other loves the donkey so much he's pulling it into towards himself naked You rally think there are 12M people out there NOT affiliated with 4chan that would even know who moot is, much less vote for him? Steve put the restrictions on the iPhone because he cares about us. Without the restrictions we could get viruses or drain our battery much too fast like those Windows Mobile phones. A day doesn't go by where I don't hear about a new Windows Mobile worm or a guy eating up his battery life while running his chat application in the background which forces him to swap out his battery for a fresh one. ~( I'm thinking of your username ... it's weather, not haze. the eyes soo big All ya gotta do is butter some toast and put bacon on it. Also called a Pigwich (per wikipedia) in Australia Whoo, it's finally here. Now, wtf did I just read? From the perspective of a train you are a soft spot Gotta love that photo of the man standing over his battered partner... even though this article is about lesbian relationships. Wow... How can this has more upvotes than the OP? I need joke-explainer for this one Looks like a 10 years old girl. You typed all that from an ipod touch? I actually find it quite useful when I don't know the exact name or spelling of something on my mind. Google has a way of always knowing what it is tho... Robert Heinlein seems to think so, but it also seems that most of his characters have a natural ability for perfect love and trust. uncomfortable? i don't suppose i could offer you a cup of tea with two girls? The orange letter icon beckons. Have you considered that the slight camera shake might be a result of affixing a filter to a lens? why did I have to click on this while eating? I won't be able to eat another hot dog for years. For the first while, the side effects aren't so bad compared to the benefits. But after time, myself and most people I've talked to, the negative side effects outweigh the positive. It creeps up on you, next time you turn around you've lost 20 pounds You use the viewfinder on point-and-shoot digital cameras with 'live view' LCDs? Without the gameboy we wouldn't have the DS. The installer said it didn't work on my OS. I was thinking of myself, and it got it. It gave me a picture of a chimpanzee though. sounds like Valkyrie Chronicles... got me how would you know? yea... don't make me replace you with a shell script! ... My reaction to this was much like the one to 2g1c. I'm sorry, sir, I don't think I understand my directive! subreddits can also be categories. lol. one thing can always also be another thing--that's actually the definition of "category". If yours is the comment above his, did you accidentally delete your account too? ... thanks? I think? did we accidentally the internet!? No, but the search results are the best argument for "Plan B" I've ever seen My dad's smarter 'n yer Dad! That broth looks... alive. Heh, sorry about that. I didn't post that link, but I only see about two ads and no pop-ups ... I once had a dog made out of pig are you studying reverse psychology, per chance? samurai jack, samurai jack, samurai jack and his black and white cat_....oh wait It is like hes staring into my soul Understatement of the decade. ...Are you seriously implying that JP Morgan is a criminal syndicate? o_o .oO(x_x Mine looks red. 40% aren't? Holy shit. Michelle Obama beat off some muggers with bacon? To look at your boxers? What does it mean if I saw an 8 too? Say goodbye to your server no he did board him though, a little space dockage never hurt the cockage. How did you get 30000 votes on that poll Google is bearing no fruit; could someone explain the reference? why are all the black kids sitting together in the cafeteria? Are you sure she didn't like you? Pappenheimer approves of knobody's new and improved character, but wonders if there are some depersonalisation issues. -___- No I didn't, but now that you point it out... Thats 3.57 a minute! Wow. and the godfather I am fat, i can wipe front to back sitting down. What it up with you guys Holy fuck! Yeah I got stuck on level 4 It's still working for me on ff. In 2006 I was in first year uni, feeling bored, confined, frustrated with my life, and had a horrible girlfriend who was whiny and cried a lot. Once we were out for coffee and she was ranting, and it suddenly hit me: "I'm gonna apply to study abroad in japan", her: "WTF?!?! That was interesting, but why did they randomly cut away to Obama giving a speech? What the FUCK did you just link me to!? Wait... what? didn't he himself admit that he was? I mean, if it was basically compulsory and he was out of it as fast as he could be, then it's not really something to really pin on Emperor Popetine, but... why deny if it he already himself admitted it? asplodez Is the guy on the left Lenin? More bars in more places, anyone? And for a more recent example, check out the Iroquois creation story. They also have a dude born of a virgin who comes to save his people...only he paddles across Lake Ontario in a glowing canoe. why are the number of users online different in each window public street car? Sadly no, I've been here for over a year, but this is just a new account. It's worse that I've been around for that long without knowing this, though. That. is. utterly. terrifying. I just heard "Spread Your Love" on a commercial, I think for Mercedes or something Most of these are pretty good aside from the weird ones that look like what part of talking someone out of an MBA with a gun to his head isn't rational? ^ ^ You went from bondagegirl to bandagegirl... 126kb? I have ICON files bigger than that That's some amazing mental imagery. I think that school is in Philippines, which is a catholic country The little girls are covered and the boys are naked, with their bums up... "the ex-former president", so Bill Clinton isn't a former president anymore? Ca fait peur Does any one remember NikkiA? I wonder where she went I find this very, VERY disturbing good points there, but the formatting/spacing and so it begins Well, Reddit only seems to take over, RIGHT when I have finals to study for. Surprisingly, when theres actual things to do, I can get off fine. You load it like any other vst... 6 months? I thought it in that voice That says more about the car than the chair Ferrets have been domesticated for around 2,500 years. I have never read anything even suggesting otherwise. Where did you hear this? Now it's the *only* instruction Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! I got scooped!!! More coffee!!! Wait, you're right... Those are hilarious... but that site is unbelievably disturbing. Instead of -_-, I would have said If he could read lips, yes... Are you saying you fuck to fast food? I have 1136 spam messages the last month (none in the inbox). That's about 37 per day! At 14:42, you can see that one of her boobs hangs a good 3 inches below the other Seems contradictory because everyone knows unicorns are real You really put Claymore above Mushishi, Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo and Ghost in the Shell? i re-read his user name three times and thought you were making a joke... then the l morphed into an i for my 4th look. but it has citation Yeah, just slightly. Bafftime Holy CRAP that's a big monitor. I'm the friend that banged your mom and your girl friend at the same time.... Holy 22/30 I couldn't get mario kart because I spelled it "cart" >HR came back and asked me to define "manager" and "delegate".... Wait, this is legit. I think the shrooms are kicking in man.... i swear the trees are talking to me... That's the 1/4 of a new netbook?! I think they mean C# Version 2, but I'm not quite sure either, is kinda confusing OMG, look at her hairy arms! 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Why does it feel like I was born in an in-between time? The future seems so much cooler than the present... Loved the article. Been a druid for the past 4 years and never really wanted to try any other classes Well at least I'm at the technical segment and it's well paid. But god I can't wait to get a job were I don't have to interact with customers i didn't mean dissecting it in school... No kidding, I was like...aww that is kinda cu-...PENIS. Wait, any relationship? I'm a quarter Lakota and I am totally with you on this one. Coincidence? He is the chosen one. wait... did he just divide by zero They must have thrown a polar bear on that eye about 2 seconds after impact. I can't see any swelling at all .... So are you wearing the socks-sandals combo because you consider them to be more comfortable? That's what I've been wondering the entire time I've been reading this thread. Worms in hats? I feel like this should be obvious, but seeing as I also check Reddit at work, I simply make it a point *not* to subscribe to NSFW - then, I just check it when I'm not in public. ... and why are her pants open Holy shit, did finding that funny mean I'm an uncaring sociopath? uh-oh... Makes me wonder how many women on reddit are nude in the tub right now Yeah, being arrogant's no fun because then you can't get mad when you see other people being arrogant without being a hypocrite. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....and partially radioactive. Today I learned..... Looking at those quotes he probably he a pre-written rant for his eulogy. hey maybe he's implying that everyone will find out white people are homicidal, untrustworthy, unapologetic, thieving maniacs.... why did you assume he was talking about... other races? Strange, it's like someone made a goof, and everyone copied the mistake. If X is supposed to be Christ, then it's like saying Christtian. Ah, that's me too. I'm 28 and have a decent job and am finally starting to save some money (hopefully will save enough to visit Japan next year). BUT I never finished school because I realized a BFA would be pointless. Now I don't know what I want to be when I grow up, so I feel stuck in a job that bores me. Most of my friends are married or engaged or in a serious relationship and I'm still single, so I feel somewhat less accomplished in that area too. Oh, and my dad called me a cat lady on my birthday last year. That's what you looked at? Hi, I don't understand why you're getting downvoted, since what you say is factual and not really... like, personal opinion or polemical in any way. Explain, please, why you are so angry? Most people DO get more conservative with age... You're like my twin. Link was broken all 1 billion of them A pinch feels like a pinch, depending on who does it. whoaa...which episode does that happen in? People are quick to attack each other on the Internet? Is that really you? I didn't know people who were old enough to have grandchildren were on Reddit. He's been here for two years Pretty awesome. But I don't know how they compare to other peoples.' I don't understand how you think this is a valid argument. \ Thank god. Its a big joke. ha ha Wow. I'm sorry I have nothing else to say ... just Wow. Hypersensitive or just OCD? No one will ever know. So....inanimate objects like a chair or a swimming pool are porn? I'm confused. /) What about the explosive diarrhea scene in Dumb and Dumber atheist universe? The way the logo is obscured on the Nascar poster thing, I did a double-take because I thought it said "The Come Depot." so a 28 hour cycle doesnt fit in with a normal 24 hour schedule. How do you fit in multiple 20 minute naps when you are at work during the day Given that "nostos" means homecoming and "algos" means pain/longing, the two Greek root words of nostalgia, "instalgia" means something like "instant pain" damn it, Miro it's getting cooler every new version! it's freakin' addictive What I liked most was that there were no touristy attractions... I arrived from Oslo on the overnight train, went down to the water front and some fisherman made my friend and I breakfast, it was one of the best days that I have ever had. Between Oslo, Bergen, and Trondheim, I made the decision I would somehow find a way to move to Norway for a few years. Sorry for sounding like a Norway groupie, hhmmmm \ LOL :-D ;-) (^(> My dad used to hit the breaks for no good reason when we'd drive in his 1950's spray-painted-camouflage truck. He wasn't even checking to make sure I had my seat belt on. He is still creepy... and he's like the blue/black/white/ghostly image of what he really was, even in this picture maybe the 2 of you can hook up Edit: Nothing was here This song does not appear on google search my school was exceedingly difficult to get into too. given the take home exam option i'd prefer sunny california over the east coast Holy shit. this guy sounds fucking insane. shallow much? Eh? Didn't know that It looks like someone prairie dogging, excuse my visual. Can you tell me how can I count to 1023 only with 10 fingers? This should be in WTF. Is anyone else seeing secret scrolling messages in the chicken section? She's UNBREAKABLE but no holodecks but it would be so small I'm in Seattle and it stuck me in Europe How do you pee out of your hand? 2nd, and anal fountain Is he a guy? I had the same discussion with my mate last weekend Works on my FF move the router into the living room? Well, does this means linux's karma is shared around? copylefted? You don't know what the goids do when you're not watching. Facial cr0wned? Runs fine in wine Nowadays that tool strips out the updating feature wtf why did i scroll down that page.. I sure am! wtf why did i still scroll down that page after reading your comment.. I can't tell if this is satire or not. oh wow. except for the "i take back everything I've ever said" you could be my ex which state so that I can avoid it really? My best friend is a Radiohead freak, like one of those people that goes broke going to every concert in the country. I remember her telling me something about this, when I mentioned that my boyfriend's favorite song is Street Spirit. She's all ' I thought we were talking about phones. K-Naut. It's like K-Fed on reddit. And stalemate city he "ate" a shy bitch? At the bottom of the page it says..." This discussion of sex work is the personal view of Dave and does not necessarily represent the views of other leaders of Liberated Christians or Fellowship group members. Dave is co-founder of Liberated Christians Promoting Positive Intimacy and Sexuality Including Responsible Nonmonogamy or Polyamory as a legitimate CHOICE for Christians and others / Exposing false traditions of sexual repression that have no biblical basis. Promoting Intimacy & Women-Centered, Loving Sexuality. Sybian for Maximum G-spot orgasms for women's pleasure and therapy" what was crashing on vista? Yeah, I figured I'd quote it as I wasn't around in 2007 when they decided to remove it. Was it that interesting that you wanted to know which school it was? | ... maybe I worked in a touristy Malibu restaurant that had celebrities come in all the time. Once Vince Vaughn came up to the host stand as I was walking by, and I said very enthusiastically "V Squared!" as I did the both-hands-making-a-gun-shape thing. He gave me a brief } Dude i was kidding That's weird...I chose that number completely out of nowhere. Are wealthy suburban Blacks from the best Black universities ready to welcome ''under-priveledged'' kids of any ethnic background to their private pool club[s] ? . . . . . . See ''School Daze'' by Spike Lee. . . . . . There are many facets to American society, mirrored in each ''racial'' group. Wealthy exclusionary types, folks that don't even know they exist, smart poor people with art collections, you name it.Chinese Furries, Albanian Albino Alabaster Albaquerque . A secret private club in a warehouse basement in Queens [I worked there in college. 3 huge ballrooms with stages in the basement. Guys with broken noses and prostitutes. ratio: 300 to 50 ] [wow. I'd predict a lot of sidelong looks and It kinda sounds like a Mario game tune Deep, man. Please comment on it saying if you like it or not!!! by cuteness =D what the hell? XD AWESOME. Please comment on it saying if you like it or not!!! by cuteness =D what the hell? XD AWESOME. In...in Everclear? Are you, like, the drummer? What would you have done otherwise? Cooked and eaten it? redneck close? I just checked your karma and went :O o.o o.O O.O All I've figured out is she's probably on the east coast, smokes weed and is an art major studying photography...so far. Yea figured that out too. But I'm clueless what to do after that I don't know why I'm being downmodded at all, I spent that entire movie with the expression 2000 lines ... so..soo.. pink That'd be a weird program. An infinite loop that runs in constant time Those come in adult sizes? What does that mean? It's not so much an attack on your character as it is about your life. This program has more variables than there are stars in the night sky. uhmmm foreigners are the bad guys... Exactly. I don't want him to think he has to surrender himself to his problem. To be honest, I think everyone is in control. But when you willingly toss aside your ability to control yourself, then you leave room for your supposed addiction to take over. An alcoholic would say he doesn't willingly give it up. He would say he was never in control to begin with. At least that's how I understand it The third from last. Isn't this like... a decade old by now? Not only did I deal with children, but I *myself was a child* for long periods of time. Am I fucked? The most amazing is that he did extinguished it with is furious spin. [ racecar is a palindrome (Responding to this comment because your latest one is in my inbox but not the context section for some reason Actually, I think Community colleges have astrophysics majors? You are not supposed to say that, I believe i wonder if you have a camera on your laptop as well Lava?? Uhhh, can't you still think about him? Or are you into dead dudes? The Deathclaw scares the heck out of me in Fallout 3 since I can't KILL the freaking thing without using half of all my ammo put together! You think policy based programming is a disservice? Reminds me of the whole Goth craze of the late 90's where having no eyebrows was also considered to be cool then. Because it made it hard to see facial expressions. And therefore their souls. Oh...Em....Gee....... is that..... EARTH JIZZ?!?!?!? I've never even read 1984, and I know what book that references. Mine bounces a bit, too. "Average" is at 33 days, but my last one was 37 days. The longest on record was 46. wait, what would you use then? OMG the look in his eyes when he was hit, and then how he remained motionless while the train keep going. That's... odd. You're not just mistakenly using supers on your light days? It's a lot of gaming, too Paradox? If it never turns on, how can it prevent itself from turning itself on? Wait, you mean the site wasn't just some stale, ten-year-old page? I'm adopted are you talkin about bittorrent ? I see what you did there I did not for a minute think that it's not a publicity stunt created to attract tourists I guess? Yeah. That single note melody sounds *great* when played on a trumpet. The baseball jersey base price is $21.99, the kids long sleeve is 21.99 as well, I don't know where you're getting these base prices.. Thats just it... I *AM* in the USA.... That sounds startlingly familiar.... You mean the part where he throws up people in the middle of the night so they can use their penis to suck pee off the ground.... Then swallows them up again yeah i mean 3 guys 1 hammer .. what the fuck?? seriously .. fucked in the head we need replicators Reworked as a Guitar Hero game? Why is this comment being downvoted? get back to work What remake? It's a sequel. ( .\/.)/ O~* ( so stargate is becoming Battlestar voyager? This is the wrong direction Yeah I tried Battletoads on an emulator a while back. The hover cars were no problem, but the worm stage how will you shop at discount megastore without a car? Used her teeth? I don't have children. ( no I was with ya till SimCity, how can anyone hate sim city! oh that'll work great harass the VP... :) :D at first I was like Wow, I think I love her too. I thought my laptop screen was in the wrong angle. But it really is _that_ dark. How do you extend a silent letter? *Edit: Woah, this sure got popular overnight. I don't normally drink milk, and this loks unappetizing, but somehow it left me craving milk Just one cookie? At first I read you destroyed them with your over fisting geeez... how about a seriously modded clothes iron imprint? I was just thinking about this about an hour ago (deja vu! qgyh2 is a chick? An electric fence? Really? Seriously, look at that picture. Mine has HDR on and it's purple. The 614 number is in Ohio it's poop 2 months... but then I went to visit my gf in colorado, and apparently altitude makes your dick bigger Are we really that alike? Judging by the fact that the reviewer repeats entire paragraphs several times in her "review", the then/than distinction should be the least of her worries... Hell, even her user name repeats... damn right. oh my... Yeah, it's a bit of a mindfuck. The human mind isn't built for this kind of concepts (see "infinity", Zero G, >(see "infinity", Zero G, I couldn't 'see' this, but I'll take your word for it being " idk... check your blueberry stash and find out How can you eat that crap.. At least the local beer must be better than Tennents! Only thing in the world that gives one luminous shite No, his question was whether it's technically lightning. there's a bbc series!? I find this twisted and disturbing the sith lord steve jobs does wear all black. should've been a clue I'm about 99% certain. I'm not the type of person who's 100% certain on anything. I always allow for a margin of doubt. I'm just curious to know if something like deep-freezing some sperm or possibly extracting some later are viable options in case I change my mind and go, 'oh shit..' 10 years down the road. I suppose there is always adoption if I really wanted a child then, hmm? I'm confident I don't want any *now* - I just don't know how I'll feel 10 years down the road... but, does anyone? OK, this is creepy. What's a nursing home without lemon parties?! > ........ k Now you're worrying me; what if I'm currently on The One That Fell in Love Way Too Fast? Yeah if you could teleport straight to Eressëa that'd be rad. The Elves would all be I shall take your survey! Unless you want a paper copy, I'm over in Engineering Unit C so it turns out creationists think that creationism is evolution with god and evolution is creationism without god. >well needless to say she got her hair chopped off, head ripped off, stuffed into a Ziploc bag full of ice cold water and then stuffed into the freezer where she froze in the water...my grandma wasn't too happy and said "That's how serial killers start out by torturing their toys, that poor little doll, she's probably freezing". thats just creepy (> I really miss being able to use the play place-type things like what they have at McDonalds. I have fond memories of the ball pits, slides, and zip lines. It broke my heart the first time I was disallowed entry for being too tall. Now though, when I look at those things I can't help but think how gross those places are. My original comment was more on how they feel they differentiate from one another, versus how the rest of the world sees them. :P Personally, I'm neither, so I don't want to claim to know the intricacies of their beliefs. All I know is, exactly that, what I see (their actions). I certainly can't say I agree with, well, pretty much any of it, but I don't think the Democrats have it right, either (I still find them to be lesser of two evils, though). At the end of the day I think we need something a bit better than a two-party system that goes from center-right (D) to extreme right (R). I think this country's politically progressive thinkers all got fed up and moved to Canada. I like Starbucks. They extend employee benefits to same-sex couples. Plus, I support Seattle's plan to take over the world one...cup....at a time. ... normal ones? They're still available. how the fuck did this thread happen? LOOK OUT! BRIDGET'S A DUDE! …unencrypt… While I was reading it I kept looking up to see if it was a gif just incase there was going to be a freaky picture of someones organs spilled out pop out at me when I got to that part Should you even let your boss see you're surfing Reddit at all? Kinda funny, especially since windows is not really expensive Edit:Downvoting ? Come on, a license is not even a day of work Your mom, last night? cool story hansel Seems like that subreddit actually exists! And interestingly it has no moderator. I dont see fudge on the menu I'm a left-winger and while I do believe there should be limits to what guns a person can have(an assault rifle? why would anyone EVER need that?), I'm not completely against gun ownership(I kinda want to own one when I'm older). However, I take issue with the pro-gun movement's use of the Second amendment to justify their position. That's enmforcing the law(or amendment) with no regard to its purpose. The Amendment(in my appraisal of it) wasn't made so that Johnny Six-Shooter could walk around with two machine guns on his back and keep a mini-gun in his garage. It was made to confirm the legality of the revolutionaries in using armed conflict, and to preserve these militias for the security of the state. I really feel that it has little to no application in today's socety. Kind of like the Third Amendment(but to be fair, it could well be applicable in a future dystopia Downvoting this? Seriously? C’mmon, classic CSI reference. Because none of you obviously got that, and all. IKEA is too expensive? That's a link to David Cross in 'Just Shoot Me'. Knowing the internets, the whole thing was shopped somehow and when you try it, you'll burn the shit out of your hands. Would BSOD be like having a stroke? did the mormons just outsmart the rest of us? I... I think I've found my soulmate. Will you marry me? I read this title and was like Chrono Trigger and Earthbound are platformers? He's British? News to me I'd like to buy your account for 8 dollars ... he never came back. Not to be cynical, but--having worked in the internet marketing/social media field myself--I wouldn't put it past this guy to be making the situation up just as a social media experiment or to get smart redditors to google his name and visit his twitter page \m/ Do you kill alternators that often? No. "Science Fiction is white guys"?! This one girl I know on Reddit who reads all of my posts and then makes snide comments about them in real life. Alas, I do the same for hers. I'd elaborate on her weirdness, but she'll probably read it. What other references could they be interested in? I feel like the terms that use the latin suffixes -phile or -philia are fucked up and all over the board. I mean you have pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophila, which are all sexual in nature. As in the person it describes wants to have sex with the attached prefix. But then there's oenophilia, and I'll be damned if an oenophile actually wants to bone a nice bottle of Chardonnay. Or hemophilia, which is a life-threatening condition with nothing sexual about it...unless you have a different sort of -philia Same here...and I have a sister who's 20 so you're saying we need more rail destroying terrorists? so you're sitting on a pole? Yeah... it was quite a shock to see that randomly one night when I went to take a piss. Looked down and went So the markets are bigger, so it only makes sense to have higher prices? Here's one that'll mess with your head. If your son marries your mother, you become your own [step] grandfather. You only just noticed?! That's right, the news is very biased towards the right... NSFW ... will read this later maybe they're checking to see if you're dropping some dead white chick's body off. I'm pretty sure "smoking" involves inhaling smoke.... Betcha by Golly Wow! Just got here from googling that phrase Yeah, well, my mom's a strange lady. Her logic went like this: brown shoes = brown pants = geek. I actually never noticed that So they're closing stores, but they just had one shut down for a month to renovate it in Ottawa are.. are those women's shoes? How is that not an Onion article? I hadn't actually seen that clip, which makes it even more spooky >go on Christian channels and do the same shit. go on Christian channels and do the same shit. a theory of mind that applies to women... what will you think of next? I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE So what you're saying is that he expects his girlfriends to be perfect for every application? Is it just me, or does the article itself make no sense Wow... now starting a program on the command-line is called "programming"? My friend told me how they were "barely squeaking by". Then they bought a beach home. I think I built that exact PC about 6 years ago I watched the Four Corners program and I went What is wrong with that anime girl's crotch?! well, yeah maybe but the download time never seems different either way. I think it's like "you're downloading free software so you're going to stare at my advertisers for a minute before I give the files to you for free" unless you're running scriptblocker or adaware -- 9/15... The same day the stock market imploded last year. Hmmph... 360's don't have wifi? 15 cents a kilowatt hour I love it when articles tell you to edit rc.conf, and neglect to let you know about the consequences of a typo. His pupil is only attached to his iris by a thread. Wow, Sun still exists? Like...10% of your total income? I did I was writing my GRE went that storm came knocking wth stop posting bullshit !!!!! whatever the last thing she saw was, it must have been terrifying I must be the dumbass ITT but I wonder: if, given the amino acids, the shape of the protein is uniquely determined, isn't it kind of 'inscientific' (as well as useless even if positive results are reached) to raise such a project where no calculation algorithm is intended ? omg it's a mothership / theres nothing in dxdiag that me knowing, would harm you dummy, its just system information, what parts you use. I can't "hack" Woah... I took a quick glance at your username and thought you were me for a second. Damn. The one on the left practically looks like it's leaning to the left if you look to the right. That's just creepy. Imagine how many people have been buried alive because of this Marathoners have 14-16% body fat? I can't believe I used to fap to that The ballerina one... This website is Michael Bay's entire filmography 2 hours? Girls like that don't play WoW. Get the hell out of here with that! Did O'Reilly just claim that Japan is a part of Europe? I can smell it Oh not this argument again. It depends on the girl. What she's been eating, what time of day it is, what day of the month it is, how clean she is, what her natural chemistry is like, blah blah blah. Every girl tastes different. And if she tastes like pennies, you're either making the mistake of drinking from the red river, or she is REALLY not hygenic. I always pictured I've always used What's the big fucking deal? "On noez, that means pubes!!!!!" I didn't know expert programming refer to people 1. ONE CLASS PER FILE? i will second that.. now i know what i will dream of tonight ( replied didn't even see tile This disappeared from the main 'what's hot' page very quickly. in fairness tacobell really isn't mexican food >in fairness tacobell really isn't mexican food just started this on agust 27 and i have no idea what to do how did you create this problem at a takeout place? Can't you just order separately at the front desk? not if I have anything to say about it i agree. pitchfork likes him so he is therefore good Did you say the 70 year old had a "GUN"? I happen to be a stage one with a stage 4 wmp.... Okay you win the internet for actually following through. It wasn't an honest response. It's a copy of reply above that was meant to be humorous. Unfortunately, the separation likely became too great and people didn't catch the parody. As if I care for Phil Collins. I'm continually learning Spanish after having lived there for a year. I'm currently listening to the Pimsleur Italian audio books as I'm going on holiday there soon. It's difficult not mixing the two..."¿Quieres mangare adesso? No posso subito, ma luego vale?" Wow, thanks for enlightening me on that. Heh that's so true, I usually end up with Scandinavians or extremely pale Europeans In this situation I would have certainly refused to turn my shirt in. That shirt is ballin and I actually kind of want one now... Wait, why can't your Mom have turkey just because you and your sister have no idea why you've got eye-teeth in your heads? I grew up in Tampa and I have to say that I never really experienced any racism. Is this the actual nikki rhodes? Ooh, then maybe there are other problems going on. I regularly transfer data from a server in Seattle and finally gave up on ssh/ftp in favor of tarballs over http since I can fill the line over http and not ssh/ftp. I guess I always assumed the problem was Comcast's because I have no issues with ssh/ftp at other locations Maybe I am you're friend? I thought just a little -ish since it's just a cake and not exactly the real thing. But sorry if I offended. kill yourself I got hair dye in my eye, and now the pupil does this. Literally I don't understand. What is the purpose of this... or what did I miss? what is this? slashdot? Yeah, I realized that... I edited it just before this message. I dunno if it's still too general. I have a 2,000,000 candle power portable spotlight in my garage the same size as a flashlight That's funny 'cause OS X's speech synthesizer make it sound like "Hop pop lunch" are you critiquing our two direction vote system heathen? Hold the phone fellows, religion is full of hypocrisy and money-sucking lies? You can say no to a road side breath test in America? A Reddit meet-up at PAX? You really think that orange juice will have a noticeable effect on the acidity of your stomach contents? they don't? ...sooo, they're intimidated by your intelligence, and tease you to make up for it, and you don't think that's establishing social hierarchy? ... wait... there's something in Lovecraft stories that's frightening? Well, did he? Those are natural!? Its a front you see, google and the aliens are one in the same! You're not. I was thinking the same thing I know you are but what am I? sethyr: 1.) You're a small penised, smug fagot douchbag with poor reading comprehension that doesn't know how to use more than a single mouse button. But at least you don't have to use Windows. WAT Your probably right. I'm going to edit the post soon to point to one or more of the protests/marches that have already been organized. I don't think I have the resources to handle all this I guess she's upside down I didn't see her shoot but the brunette that was inside, pointed the gun directly at her head while blowing in it. Hope it wasn't charged. The first two weeks of dating? or of just knowing each other? Let's just throw out all statistics because we don't know what tomorrow will bring? wait, what was that ? And that's what scares me the most youre right about MK. but its not your opponent players who are the most annoying. its the bosses (especially when you advance to the higher stages (am talking mk2, mk3 here)) who can make you destroy your tv by copying your exact movements and always countering your every attack... WTF, my name is Sergio and I was like " > /me makes sure not to go to any sex parties at repsucs place ( *Against* it? I just lent someone *House of Leaves* and *The Crying of Lot 49*. You'll also hear this: "When you're *truly in love with a man* you'll want to have his babies." This ended up being somewhat true for me, but I recognize that not everyone is going to experience things the same way I do. 51% = total control. Seems fair to me ... That's what she said? thanx for all the comments. Thievery seems to be a recurring theme. Is it worse than NYC there Details pls Depend's how much you like it... I think I got a package delivery from her. I'm assuming this is not new but it's the first time I've seen it. I wanted to check some people out that have responded to a Craigslist ad of mine and Spokeo gave me quite a bit of info. Then I used it on myself and it kinda freaked me out a little. I remember playing this in the elementary school computer labs instead of studying. so all they do is yell? Wow! Thats trippy Religious people are scary.... Try licking it. why wouldn't you just use the firefox search bar? diarrhea poot poot!! right in your stupid facE I meant "would you"...dunno how it came out like that! thank you for the completely unnecessary description of your friend Oh my, no love here Right at about 4:30 I'm thinking, "ok but this isnt that tall..." and by about 4:50 I'm like "awwww shit Either will you. How do they know there were freighters 5,000 years ago? i go to northeastern maybe the usa will become a canadian province i kinda like to keep the rest of the world on their toes, to be honest. Perhaps I am a sadist I thought the United States had income taxes much lower than that. but cool none the less Nor me No in New Zealand (and Australia I guess as all our banks are owned by them, which in turn I think might be owned by Singapore imgur has ads? Did I just get propositioned? Holy shit I'm in a rage post >I'm weird repost but hot ... Ok, definitely not the version my parents used to tell me Have to comment on this now so I can watch later. Only if you're sexually stimulated enough to warrant one. Yeah, I'm afraid the other students in the library might draw and quarter me for making noise 2+2 You won't get any kisses at all with that attitude, you There's alcohol in your shampoo? with the exclamation point, it looks like I've gone metal I'm a child of the 90s and that freaked me out as well What if the teleportation machine didn't destroy the original... This is exactly why I keep my sword rack next to my bed. I've actually never seen anyone with an outie Holy shit! I have a connection with the guy behind the blog. He helped organize the showing of Food, Inc. at Bottletree. Talk about a random connection from a hilarious commercial. can a redditor explain to me how smoking something that was soaked in napatha isn't dangerous? I'm not being facetious in asking this question, it's just that this part of extraction has always made me go Sorry to be a jerk, but no one would have otherwise cared. Thought I should let you know before some bigger jerk would tell you to stfu can i get a pwned? OMG They were hard to find and when I did my reaction was as follows: Is that a string I see? I realize. That's why I said visual hallucinations. Thousands of angels serve me For example when he answered Reddit's questions (and it got a lot of downvotes too from Paul naysayers just to mess with you Interesting thought, even my bank doesn't have proper demands for a security professional who check their web shop who in turn demand proper design of their PHP (* Nothing about it is hardware accelerated, AFAIK. I just tried the teapot GL demo, and it ran fucking smoother than my native OS.... under virtualbox without 3D hardware acceleration enabled. 5th season is my favorite. For me it was mind blowing. This isn't sarcasm. I'm always like I started watching thinking she would flip the quarters in the air. When that didn't happen I got kind of disappointed, and then...WTF Holy shit, the Pyro avatar is nearly frightening with those huge haunting eyes. i love quicksilver. I have never found a use for largetype though. please elaborate Wouldn't it be great if logic and science were part of the legislative process? CAnnot... unseee But the internets is anonymous, or so I hope. you know my comment sucks when it immediately gets downvoted for commenting on others upvotes. Since when is dank used to describe glass blowing? Holy shit. and also, How does having a facebook stops you from having a social life? Hell it should even be helping it. I'm making events with friends and keep in touch with them much more easily. How did you pronounce it? That explains so much... I always thought I need to restart when encountering this error. Now I know. Should be useful if I ever use Win95 again Is there a TMI subreddit? If not, I might have to create one so that I can post this there. And you trust American products? OMG ( Trading .05 cents for $30 The Intaweb has adverts? Is there anyone who doesn't? Wow, I was going to comment how I always notice MN (I'm in Minneapolis.) in a story on Reddit. Can't believe the two other comments are also from here the first thought I had was that "that is more than a mole of stars if you consider the part that we haven't even seen yet SRSLY! "Lion Furry mounts bull, does awkward sexual gyrations." Wow...you're right! I suppose someone did measure it You got sumthin against unicorns, ponies, and dogs, punk?!!! Browsing through old stories? followup to this: Did you ever get that checked? You're not hearing me or I'm not explaining myself clearly. Perhaps someone who comments and agrees with sigh. It won't change anything for you or me. Ah, I was gonna say.... I'm a size 10 and these women still look smaller than me You have a motion sensor in your bathroom? you'd cover him in a herpes laden golden shower? I just made that up, and a quick google search doesn't seem to show any prior reference to it.... Yes, upvote this reddit post to show Jack Herer you care. Jebus, now that's some population control. you should hear about some of the errors.. > please please please explain at least some of these Can't ... stop ... watching.... Nothing bugged me as much as the fake looking stars outside every window. If the ship was stationary, they'd be moving. If it was moving, they'd be moving in the wrong direction. And if they were going warp speed, they'd be moving really, really slowly. Occasionally, they were obviously just painted into the set. Well according to the correlation to everyone elses' experience and all the girls I've dated....apparently they're all this crazy... It wasn't funny and I was more like, "Oh shit.. Does the bear shit in the woods? been there done that, twice Oh whoops, I didn't read his question all the way and assumed you were saying 8 was your age. what if I love Amy? You can remember to put stuff in a planner? jasmine rice is gourmet? cold canned soup and rice? stalker 11 minutes after... should we make that 9 times a day? was it an orange red envelope? the same exact thing happened to me too when fucking my ex. it's fucking weird. WTF is this Reading your comment, at first I was like gah, dude... can you have a little fun with these questions? do you use your car inside the grocery store? (>^(> **OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX?!! Alright good. Just making sure I am not getting with some super skank or something Thank god it didn't As opposed to Keynesian? Pregnant for 10 months What's not indicated here is that this video is lapsed over a time period of several weeks. Umm...this is completely random...but I can't see or click on any downvote button for this post. Not that I want to, but it's NOT THERE. >edit: This comment has now put me over 5k comment karma.. Need to spend less time on reddit a final solution? It says I have 3 posts full of code and numbers, but i checked them when javascript was disabled and i didn't see a difference with my comments that have already been posted. If I could I would Direct link and not a su.pr link submitted this time my god!! how is that even fuckin possible!!! Out of curiosity, where is "semi-eastern europe"? What the hell happened to like 500 comments? Discussing code snippets? Really? Really? What websites do you get that on? And what browser are you using? I initially misread it as "...who's not dealing with **his** bisexuality well". i live in the same town as great adventure... dude you paid for your first time? I just can't seem to understand why he didn't just put the phone in a pocket instead. Wire for the hud to short? Get a longer one Well obviously that's not the only factor, or else my dog wouldn't be sitting there licking his balls right now. Or would he... anyone with brains would realize that it would just make us want to bash even more Funny. I get a DeprecationWarning... And you might have bought it... I read the same thing you quoted and did a Did you *really* read this or just find a book with Narwhal in the title on Amazon.com? > how do you handle the boob situation? theory: rapper is a girl? No. But I'm more than willing to listen to a good explanation for it. I've yet to hear one that didn't make me do this: Looks like notepad Hanging around the reddit offices? self righteous and twisted? I thought it still was I had to upvote you for the link to the Rainbow omnomicon cake. 3( Why would anyone wear a condom to masturbate? Who's Jo__h__n Stewart? I read this book for high school english... made me almost sick (not physically, and in the good way like you see the world in a new light... a green one maybe? sheesh missing links are popping up all over the place these days The University of Notre Dame That sign is on one of the local burger kings too, but the employees don't say anything if you have a camera there anyway. What's the deal with the signs? awesome how it's actually going Is that animal abuse? Just installed it, this thing is AWESOME! This is going to be the first time in years I've had a screen saver that wasn't focused on boobies and butts no idea why everything you posted is getting downvoted Guess it was for some other MS program then. I haven't seen that before You just put the most striking image into my head I'm pulling back on it a little OMG WTF You can't feel the shit coming 5 minutes before? Aria Giovanni apparently majored in biochemistry, while tutoring math and science. Did you have professor Gill, he teaches political economy. My favorite class/prof ever sounds like a boston reddit meetup idea He's definitely got a " I'm not sure whether or not I feel like this is cool or an exercise in insanity That thing is scary! What if it got caught on something!? Hey! I'm still at work. thanks, i think? woah, woah, ad hominem much wait... I don't remember that part :' ( then I saw the first picture and thought, "Cool, a Bioshock parade!" 8======) - - - - - { i didnt I got that question and just answered A and got it right. I dropped out, too. >I mean, do some people actually think that marijuana is this EVIL DRUG that KILLS and MAIMS? Been to at least over 15 countries If we're being sent back 2000 years, why do we need to know things as "what kind of engine is this?" Or how refrigerators work Is that Doctor Cox? The economy is bad...there are lots of laid off programmers...they figure $10/hr must be the right price. Hey, 10 > 0. Right? Off topic but where the heck do you shop that a 42" LCD would cost $1500? What does "I'm going to the store" have to do with anything? "falling written correctness"? Again, what kind of crap for brains person doesn't like londo mulari? Does it really need to simmer for that long? this guy was probably born in the U.K. and really really white What if it takes the US 125 years to figure out our health care system isn't working? I _did_ notice. Why are you on Facebook at work? You sick puppy Shit... I need to start hitting strip clubs before my niece is old enough to be in one. I know I have no idea who did what on what version of the board. Wow. Primarily libertarian...and yet everyone seems to hate Objectivism with a burning passion 34 H?? What the fuck?? Were you conceived inside a vat of Agent Orange?? But... if you're in the picture... Strip clubs _and_ bicycling? ... it's like ... you _know_ me. I remember reading somewhere that if you include a baby picture in your wallet and you lose it you will have a 8/10 chance to get it back opposed to 1/7 chance if there is no baby picture Good god, please tell me that this is fake. This needs to be posted in WTF for sure. Now you're scaring me into thinking i have chlamydia or something what if you had only 10% more body fat than you do now? LOL sooooooooooo true Ubuntu of 2 years ago and ubuntu of today are wildly different beasts I had a similar problem with a roguelike engine I was trying to build last year. I built a check into the AI to make sure that an attack wouldn't hurt the monster's friends more than it would hurt the player. This resulted in smart bomb enemies (bombs with feet) that were too smart to explode. They would check to see the radius of the explosion, see that they would be inside of it, and that they would take damage, and write it off as a bad idea. This eventually resulted in a train of bombs following the player and deciding not to explode. "This eventually resulted in a train of bombs following the player and deciding not to explode. what does it mean to "meat most" WTF Remote alarm clocks... The best part, however, is that it was written by a guy called "AmoralRelativist". For those who don't know, 0 kelvin is absolute zero, the lowest theoretically possible temperature. This is only 1.9 kelvin above that. Stay away from these women. I think he just did. Resolution of 3200 x 2104 = Simply unbelievable.... Are you implying then that open source is not professional grade? That little nerd was so outclassed by Keiser. It was like a high school debate team going up against the Roman Senate. I would love to go, but I'm too tired after driving for 2+ hours. How does one make butter out of an apple? Genius. tell your dad i'm going to start doing it too. Not entirely sure why I didn't think of doing this myself People in Capital Hill have beer other than PBR? plastic boobs?? Yeah, you can read her other blog posts through Google Cache, but tbh they are pretty boring. The one where she freaks out on her therapist was a little Friends like me? What makes me valuable that you gathered from this post? mongoloidism I never got that popup I thought I was so clever training my level-fives against Metapods with levels three times that; all was well and good (tedious, but well and good), and then out of fucking nowhere, the god-damned *cocoon* ***tackled*** me... Cancel plans without proper notice The wide-eyed Klingon sold for me. There are dog beach parks? Im from Massachusetts and I know several Tims I've got 3 other alts and over 150 novelty accounts. 3. How can you describe yourself as lazy, yet have travelled the world, built a successful ecommerce business and practised poker to world-class standards including spreadsheet logs? Are you sure you understand what lazy means? Well I was thinking of logarithms. ...I HAVE THIS! I tried this at work and my co-worker gave me Where do all the asian girls hang out Maybe I'm shopping differently, but if I don't like a game, I can return it. I go there and my name is Nick I remember doing that as a kid. My eyes were like what about skaneateles? Nope, keep looking... i wound up in some strange red fog and then teleported to a different road! ** does he have his hands folded behind his *head*? OK, on further reflection I did know about lupus and MS. But arthritis works that way too? Is there something he missed? Apologies. I actually wasn't aware mine was incorrect not sure why ppl are downvoting you That sounds ... *incredible* Ah couldn't find that info. Did find his address and house taxation ............. Someone PLEASE make some photoshops of that fucking STARE Dude, how did you learn to bowl? Because I don't think that's quite right... Huh.... I'm lost for words. I still don't know if I like it or just want to bash it. I used to think that I was fairly conservative. But then I see the people who label themselves as conservative and I'm all there are programming shops in boise idaho? Why are those two options so close together? Was this before he was fucking bitches and making money? Or after? \m/ [ Umm... This article about three banks closing in Florida doesn't mention the names of the three banks closing in Florida. Something about that slider mesmerized me so did you end up going to med school? they're on the front lines fighting terrorism and defending our freedoms!!! don't belittle them. You wouldn't like it when they're angry At first I was like i was not borne of woman ** what about all the crazies in that little religious nut area? how are they? Is there any legitimate argument *against* auditing the Fed? I was expecting it to end in some kind of joke. No this is real ### You own a boat and you retired at 35, but you say Macs are too expensive? You....you, know this from experience? Hold on... they have news shows on that channel? you may be french, but you are also a redditor Except that it would have to be passed before implicating that. You pay for software?! I got my digital download AS an ISO. the idea of a warm toilet kind of freaks me out- i'd usually associate it with someone elses ass having been there recently... My great dane does this uhmmm where did you buy it from? If only I had his ratings... As opposed to what? Going back in time to solve the problem? I'm actually pretty amazed that someone can think like the original submitter and still consider marriage a possibility... How could a broken neck NOT be an emergency? The combination of the music and the laughter made me get chills down my spine What, the, fuck. Anybody know wtf is up with the video that's attached to this headline? I knew something smelled fishy They're important, but not more important than composition. More celebrity crap? From a site called hipsterwave no less. Why in the hell would I wan.....Oh. I can imagine the average geeky engineer building a doomsday device after being promised a bonus for a doomsday contingency plan Yeah, he must not have read that correctly. The Illuminati Braless girls are braless. That's ridiculous lol. 85% shares 100 surnames?!?! There are magazine articles on how to give blow jobs? You want her to doorbell your ring? PNG Gaunlet optimizes PNG files on Windows.... nice! then you were loved by all the characters, people who waved were my favorite. they seemed happy enough to get a hello. i swear some people wanted my soul Blood transfusion technicians? OH. MY. GOD. there were no real scripted lines, it was 99% improv. and yes i always had to speak with an english accent. i think i was pretty good too because i had an english family tell me they thought i would be an american girl I wasn't aware that this was such a big deal for women. In my experience, the only vaginal issues that make men go LOL. damn she looks like shes 45 yes. one even had a ring... LMAO! what a compelling argument you bring to the table O NO what if I love acedemics more than my family!? I don't know. Why am -I- being downvoted? Because I prefer cutting down hordes of skeletons with my buddies and the lack of multiplayer in hack'n'slash makes a world difference for me? you sure he isn't on some al-qaeda special operation I wondered what i was going to see with the "more inside" in the title ooooooooh I thought mcdonalds beef was 100% beef All the flags in AC? Faces of death... I remember downloading what I thought was a normal video. Come to find out, it was some chick in a chair getting shot if your girlfriend asks if there is anyway she can make it up to you, i believe you now have your answer If the genders were reversed ("Oh, he only punched me once and throws things sometimes"), would you still say the same thing? tl;dr: One year at Girl's Camp, when I was about 14, I work up one fine morning surrounded by piles of unrolled adding machine paper. Curious, I thought. Apparently a neighboring bunk house raided ours in the middle of the night. The lights had been flicked on. 12-17 yr. old girls were screaming and flouncing about on the hardwood floors, knocking over metal chairs and so forth. Someone had wrapped me to my bunk with said adding machine paper. The girl in the bunk next to me had to unwrap me later because the rustling was keeping her awake. holy hannah. ) I haven't seen the rest of the trilogy, or Visitor Q I'm convinced Glenn Beck is Sarah Palin's other retarded baby. Don't bitch, she calls it her retarded baby, too. I guess that new stealth coating worked too well ...beeecause if you feed humans they'll become too comfortable around humans and will wind up getting shot one day? But reallocating money to where it's needed rather than what people are willing to pay for, why that's, that's... SOCIALISM! Is *that* why there's a Linux version of avast? wtf is this quote, I didn't understand it when i saw it in civ, and I don't understand it now At first i was like WTF and then i was like But two totally different styles of letter? Sure I don't expect every letter to come out perfect clones, but how could you possibly not get into the habit of writing all your a's the same way? Do you also sometimes use v's for your W and other times use the more loopy u-shape? Occasionally revert to cursive? Are you a business major? And you've now stopped? Oh yes this is going to be good. I can't believe he shaved his skullet off, though I though she looked terrified of herself and her family Is that *best friend* a guy?? Gee, he indeed is a looker way above lady-G. Still, how can you not know what gamers like to eat and drink? Or were you not associated with games prior to landing your job? Yea. I forgot to mention... when I told her "I feel like we've reached a plateau" she said "what's that" Definitely looks like someone updates his account for him. Every post is a link, can't be him.....unless.....unless he's just like all of us. It's AWESOME. not a lot of joy to kill here anyway. your fine. they gave incorrect info to the crazy gorilla.. what did they think was going to happen? They say you should dance like nobody's watching but I guess someone was watching... and filming... for 15 months But then that would make all the guys that love reddit gay. Oh, but I am. I have *always* been thanked. **Always**. I used to cut my mate's curly hair. Just sort of razored it. Because the other hospitals were worse. When I read skateboard I was like Perhaps you're a foreign sleeper agent or something ...huh? Wow. Why does this sound so damned familiar? I have lost many jobs simply because one obstacle stood in the way of my motivation, and I just couldn't find a way to communicate it to my boss. You made it two different colours‽ ugly people do this all the time, unless you're implying that ugliness is a religion Are you cooking that ungodly creature ? Oh, dude. You're not alone. My doctor truly *balked* (as in a big fat ** But i love the love but hate the pain!? > But i love the love but hate the pain!? It has Jay-Z on it. I don't doubt that I helped him out, however he was at -2 when I first read the comment Yeah, I caught the reference, I just don't get your point. Are you saying that Christians did nothing when others were persecuted, and thus they had this coming, and in the West Christians and Muslims will one day unite against atheists and homosexuals? Wait, it's not normal for cold sores to dissapear in a few days? until you find out that it only grows moldy sandwiches These things remind me of the damned werewolves in the Ginger Snaps series You mean, we're talking about a character in the original context of his creation*??* Blasphemy*!!* Everyone knows you're only allowed to use the most popular version ha ha! I just got home from my very first day of working at a bakery. 1am to 9am. I'm so tired, but also very awake I think I just came... Damn... I thought you meant the Lifehouse song and I made this face: Er, you're talking about football or something, right? I don't quite understand the whiny pro-buying L4D2 people. the boycotters are making a valid free market decision why mod him down? Furthermore.. is it even the same *hand* the second time? I clicked the link and my browser froze Shit!!!! no joke, the Jon Sewart parody sounded way less insane than that real Glen Beck clip... normally it would be KcQc but that would take too long to write out for a quick jab in a thread no one is reading anyway "the fuck No, it made the national news because of the player's behavior. How close to my house are you?! That's cool. I just looked at the stylesheet i think that's a bit harsh So you're bicurious or bi. I'm sure you also have fantasies about sex with women, but that doesn't mean you do it when married. You might learn more that way, too. Seriously, though. We call it "anal leakage". Also, Wachovia = "Watch Over Ya"? wtf does that mean? sheltered from what exactly? the miles of nothing in upstate ny? This looks like a job for Improv everywhere finallyfast.com Well, what I mean to say is - Both UI and graphic designers can essentially design the same thing, but that's it. Anything that comes after the initial design would be relevant to which ever area of expertise is requires. So, to an extent they are the same, but not entirely - correct? Crunchy bananas? Drôle de notion de la liberté les américains. Tout le monde a le droit d'avoir un flingue, mais t'as pas le droit de sécher ton linge dehors There are movies that are better than their books? Really? This actually happens? Sounds like self-preservation to me! Ok, so there's officially *nothing* that's not documented in Wikipedia. Right? she survived basic without getting any scratches. I wonder how she pulled that off ...because the infoshop link **does** have the the quote. it seems like the oligarhy has been busted Cara, esse topico eh bizarro pra mim, voce parece uma copia xerox minha Yes... Glutes.... JUST LIKE THE 90s! This band is awesome! Great tunes! Wonderfully I'm getting old. I totally said "Yea, right on Gramps!" outloud. i know this song from the eternal sunshine trailer basically I am just curious about how to accomplish this Regardless, I am relatively certain you win /r/WTF for the day. I lost my shit 10 seconds in. I can't even try to pretend that I can deal with this but I like my butt Dogs AND their owners would attack your bike!? Honesty and integrity in the same sentence as Sean Hannity. One of my best friends is Vietnamese and the sounds he makes while eating are truly horrible. He slurp and masticate with the mouth open. He really fucking drives me nuts. That's why I found it so horrifying, even when I was a Christian Hory sheet, Rupert Murdoch is the Lich King Holy shit! I smoke that stuff Neil Cavuto is the voice of reason? Would've paid to see Stork reply " I've spent the better part of my day trying to figure out who it is and I'm afraid it's the entirety of our IT Dept. anyone watch that WTF video ad at the bottom? She's looking for a guy twice her age I actually like the feel when I step on a Lego brick How hard is it to cut the edges? I really wasn't aware that anyone else in the world cut them like OP For a second there, I thought this was in the starcraft subreddit My father in law suffixes every sentence with "this thing", or substitutes words he can't recall with "this thing". Was totally bizarre the first time I heard it, but then it turns out it runs in the family. "We're going to play some golf and this thing". on the plus side doing all of those draconian things would create jobs needs persuasion .. ?? !!! how the heck is she a fraud? she was undergoing surgery! Nice try FBI I thought Hunter S. Thompson killed himself though! I liked how uninterested he got after realizing it was held by you. He's all Wait.. but you.. and him... together.. Not only that: 1: He looks like a fucking badass; 2 - He could actually be a model on that picture I came here late (through the bestof) and to me it looks like a bunch of people are talking about grabbing notavalidsource's girlfriend's boobs... Actually, I'm pretty sure that this time it's the childhood memory that is doing the raping. Why the hell was this downvoted Staged? What's next, stargates aren't real? Half a mile.... isn't that the height at which skydivers jump from their planes? wtf? i thought it was airing on xmas What in the heck did I do? You speak of manna and honey falling from the sky, but how do I know you speak the truth?! No, I could never do this I haven't seen it yet, but it seems to me that as awesome as Ian McKellen is, the whole point of Number 2 was that it was constantly a different guy ... and yet, somehow, *the same* Only child here too. I'm just annoyed with my parents for giving me a middle and last name that sound *so* good with my first name. My mum kept her maiden name as she was pretty high up in the business world by then, but at the last funeral she said to me, "Now you are the last ***** left..." Wait...what? shhhhhh When I was in eight and ninth grade, I switched schools several times. In the span of a year and a half, I read "The Outsiders" more than five times, and watched the movie four times. I could happily live my life never hearing the words Pony and boy together again.. Oh my goodness... Even -if- I noticed my *own* phlegm on my collar, my instinct would NEVER be "hmm, better just re-swallow this!" yes I know, but during the moments it took me to discover I was kinda Castrated? He threw the dog off a bridge, what video were you watching? I think that would make me the fat chronic masturbating lazy eyed 29 year old boy scout who was raped by a woman Soooo your saying I should join them ey?? she? TBH some of those employees could use a dance workout, which adds to the awkwardness.... Its a really good remix is it just me or is the brother saying Pedophile, ignoring the "O" that changes the sound of "E" in the way of i have pedals on my bicycle ? As in, be brought the kitty in with him when talking to the parties involved in the disputes? Were you raised in a communist country? Inability to work out exactly how desparate I am for the toilet You were able to drive 300 mile without a cop seeing you Mind Blown pa pa pa poker face pa pa .... ^-- When I put them up for my Grocery store I was like WOW I think the material was really good. The delivery was good too. I think in the beginning you look left to right too fast, and go left and right too fast. My eyes kept moving So I got to thinking the other day. If you were to accept that Mary was a Virgin, then that means that Jesus deflowered his mother by breaking the hymen. John, Juan, Jean, Ivan, Joao, Giovanni, Johan, even Sean?! No, actually, most guys who never had a sister (and don't share a bathroom with their parents Technically, the poster said "girl type". It makes me think it's a trap yeah because it's not like children are a product of their surroudings or anything I'm still trying to process this. You're kidding, right? That's it? Seriously? He threatened to cause a huge privacy breach and singlehandedly ruin IAMA(IAMAgate >He threatened to cause a huge privacy breach and singlehandedly ruin IAMA(IAMAgate It could've been worse though, if you were a vegan It's.. it's beautiful speak the truth! my god its so much hotter when its wild, spontaneous, wet, and crazy. If it was faster than light his data would be going back in time. You may get some media attention if you remember to mention the suspect was in black face at the time Amazing, beautiful... my mind is blown! I don't get the difference between free unquoted and free quoted... ** This is the most hellish thing I can imagine My red pen is screaming for me to take its cap off. ** I've often seen food stamps be used to buy $400+ worth of food (two grocery carts full!)...full of steaks, name brand food, juice, milk, etc. --- I have NEVER eaten that well. One couple had over $500 worth of food stamps used on ONE order. An *excuse* to user-stalk and create a dossier. Guys, what if twilight was the greatest movie ever, but we would never know since we would never see it, and then we would criticize it into eternity yeah but... firefly is good. or this: " Wow that guy was a major dumbass, or really high/drunk on something. Not in the slightest! Just... Holy fuck I got downvoted to shit. Yeah, well, she ain't all bad. Just really the sex thing that is hurting, well that and her unemployment. Our good friend Neil Young is old and grey now! That guy was....supple. Do you have any experience with their phone service? I also need a phone I'm slightly confused by this question. If you are already dating, wouldn't that be a sign that you are into them? wow, i want one! Dithering Dutchmen? well we don't really know if shes not being watched..... is there an iraqi translator dancing in that video So being the most successful car manufacturer in the world wasn't enough for you? I'm glad they finally did something worthwhile to earn your respect. I wish luck upon your children! human treat!!! you pretty much named every single good site there is wtf is a pager? Yes, for my French courses one of the reading exercises contained a little blurb from a kid that fantasized about being president, then he would close all nuclear power plants (good luck with that 80% power drop I read that as *Penis Profissional Guide For WoW.* See, it works. mirror ball or glitter ball... but those names were thrown out by the end of the 20th century. Every house in that area has a pool OR is currently in construction nsf.gov = Not Safe For Government? yeah they are gonna love them bandwidth bill. oh boy... I told this story to my wife. she looked at me like this Yeah but on the 360 you can watch your porn DVDs for FREE. That almost doesn't even sound like an accident.. I don't blame him, either. Five. With a partner: two. Possibly two and a half. What one of my friends did for my 18th birthday was make hole inside of an unexciting book(seabiscuit. i've never read it, just didn't look too interesting) and hid money inside. When I unwrapped the present I was like Oh god oh god oh god Basically, there is software systems on both sides that queues messages up. The RAN (Radio Area Network), has limited bandwidth on the control channel, and unfortunately, that's where SMS messages get transmitted. Its a chewing gum and bailing wire setup, but it works most of the time. I tried to simplify in the first post. Guess I blew it. uhm ... im not sure if I have posted about this. I was gonna say the same thing. Also there's a magnet No offense, but you look like you're eight ' It...could be...several pairs of jeans? lynch isn't for you then Give you the ability to control your eye spasms? mm. but I can't look at myself in the mirror after. Wut Seconded... indeed... no one can fathom how much crap manage to get in there until they actually see it. Color me over the top but I buy a new keyboard at least once a year now And then they went and made two more movies and a TV series. That sure turned out well. Like I said: Churchy-churchville. So wait you don't believe the planes even crashed into the towers AT ALL? ...not intentionally. That's probably a better assumption than less than any other day of the year... Or maybe not! Uzumaki didn't bother me all that much (still a great read tho). I think it had more to do with what personally frightens you (like being trapped in a tiny cave usually, countries aren't going to war in other criminal trails and usually the whole country isn't directly affected... so they could make a little exception for this one Yeah I got the text message warning this morning. Wow, that's stupid :-D Thanks, now I know I don't believe that shit. But I'm still not sure if you are a troll or not I would just like to: I'm having some trouble understanding why the babetron is the last item on your list... and only mentioned as an accessory to the shirt. It's not fearful any more than fear causes you to want to use protection. Just a way to avoid knocking her up. I'd rather do that than use a condom any day - those are terrible, and I can't find them in my size That's not how you draw a NOT gate! How the hell do you repeat exactly what I said in a reply to me, and have six times the comment karma? You dated her again eight years later? you're an active sleep walker and yet you sleep naked? yep, same here... and I've started liking cats Up here too, I think the moon is falling. He facefucked a dancer. Your username makes me read everything you say like you are FREAKING OUT!! ===D---- Mine's on moderate and I still say tits in the thumbnail I didn't realize how ill-proportioned he was until I saw these photos The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." I don't think he is attractive in the least. Right, and that's the cost problem - retailers are forced to carry Canadian content, but customers aren't forced to buy them - so retailers lose a boatload for shit they have to stock but nobody wants to buy. That was my entire point with that post i responded with a yeahhhhh once and got +140 And you... live in Canada? Mannie fresh made a new album!? I wonder if they cut your hair with the guns Wait what? We're fucked. Whitey is going down! It's gonna happen by the year 2000.... wtf is that reddit thumb? i'm thinking "no auto-fellatio" Their straight up fucking WTF insanity It was the other night. My flatmate and I were in the back of this guys car, and there were two guys in it who were about to rape us. My flatmate got raped, crying and screaming just fine, but when one of the guys had my knickers down by my ankles, he started shouting 'I'M NOT RAPING YOU. YOU'RE TOO WET!' and pushed me away with a look of disgust on his face. Tiger's wife beat him? You mean PI.E? And my eyes just went Your girlfriend is a professional dominatrix, yet you speak of "letting her" do things? I have noticed women don't have a problem dating their other friends guys after they break up...very strange to me as I could never touch my friends girlfriends wait.. there are nude scenes? Wine doesn't have to be expensive to be good i go to the same university as somebody who actually won that Usage of "da kine land" instead of "da aina" makes me doubt your true island roots that video I had no idea neutered cats do this until my boy sprayed my damn laptop screen! We shared a >> I did not know this was even possible There's a ban on importing construction materials?! the example closer to home would be MJ :D who was a black guy trying to be a white woman? You put jelly in your milk? Or does your jelly have calcium in it? People still use 4:3 monitors? wasn't there a documentary video floating around the internet a couple of years ago about a conservative group running a shelter for orphans but really operating as a front for underage gay sex work for rich republicans? It was in black and white, so pretty old and it sounded like some bizarre alex jones conspiracy.. I guess it wasn't Nice one, maybe this linux stuff will catch on. my b This new Ubuntu crew doesn't know what they've missed. Erm... There's a photoshopdisasters watermark in the image. Did no one notice that? title is most intense Holiday gift... omg... they've been making fun of our fat asses all this time ! I had trouble getting it to sing along as well. Eventually it told me to "stop singing" and then told me in Spanish that it doesn't speak Spanish. You can install XP on a flash drive? are you the ironfroggy_ python guru from freenode This....can't........be......real.... That’s… that’s a pretty stupid weakness for the might Jedi ( >Are you hinting at the fact that given enough time, all land will be owned and used, and therefore, anyone brought into the world will have to pay someone to simply exist? Oh, that makes it okay then. Oh yea, totally see how you can jump to that comparison. Planes and shit... Must be photoshopped...what child, WHO, would leave bacon uneaten? I can practically smell them, those perfect strips...just makes no sense Nice try, but I run Windo0101010102 omg, blunt origami... I clicked on the "ray dances with cities finest" and then pressed the back button... youtube said, in a red bar at the top, "I call shenanigans" .... home-made? Wow... that's a great idea.. the beginning scared me WOOOOOOOO *clicks link* OOOOOOOOOO *page loads* OOOOooooo - looks like one too "I'm not a sesquipedalian" Hmm.... I see.. I think Camonoscopy Roulette? Ads? um, wut? yeah, my face was like so you fapped to that? ... Do I want to know what it's about or what it's based off of? S2 and I were vague about ours and on top of that wrote them in German, so hopefully our American santees won't know if they do try to read it. On second thought, should have we filled out the forms in in English? The form was in German so I was just going along with it Are you my ex? Why not just make it a little image of a troll That is one creepy Mario apparently reporters are now throwing shoes at him when he does press events That means they're tied with you for that race... and since you've beaten them, if it ends in the tie, THEY WIN! The You're friend with yourself? I don't need people to want me. My eyelashes were too long. I actually had to cut them a bit so they didn't smudge the inside of the lenses. My small business? I have a small business? They weren't sensing a creep vibe....they were sensing danger/a rapist. Wow, that was a very close call. you and everyone else nitpick: the term is organ grinder... monkey grinding sounds horrific There's a test? I got an invite a couple months ago, no test.. Okay, yes, that's creepy. Why the heck did they charge to NCSoft? yeah I totally agree! I have a very small apartment, and I have 2!!! smoke detectors, whats the point of that Okay, had to get some sleep. It appears I got more invites today HOLY SHIT i was just watching a bit of fry and laurie on dvd 5mins ago. :( i didn't see your post before mine. but im keeping it anyway that was the day my best friend was born... hmmm coincidence?! Omaha, Nebraska... "designer" leopard. So epic... It's also $250 on amazon KickMe444 can devote an entire year's worth of free time- BBS? Be back soon? Bulletin Board Service? Bwuh... Starbucks is weird. This should be posted up That went from promising to 2 Cuils You posted this twice. They had CS department parties at your school? OMG. He looks like Ted from HIMYM. Not a bad list. But Art of Fighting? it's going to be tough to undo the +++. 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We were joking... just wait a few months, i'm sure some will come (*fingers crossed* Ruby is my god? ...I know this won't help much, but I'm totally having trouble figuring out what you mean. Lady Gaga's wardrobe just gets weirder and weirder... what does “finna” even mean?? Most insane asylums? What the fuck was that about I think someone put a Porsche in that Ferrari Wait, what? When/how the hell did he die? stolen they are both on separate lines Wow. Sorry but, people meet on /b/ now? ...why, you could just wake up dead tomorrow Torchlight, Mirrors Edge, Machinarium, STALKER, Defense Grid = $30 I stopped reading there for similar where is the Antarctic Ocean? Yep. Sleep naked. When I was younger I slept in my clothes all the time, like, literally, would come home, do whatever and then crash completely clothed, bra and all. I'm pretty well endowed [32D], so not wearing a bra is kinda not an option, but I can't sleep with one on if it's got underwires. 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I'm confused, did you just blame all of the idiotic problems in this nation on the third party? Or did I read that in the wrong way? And where you'll be going *next* Yes It certainly isn't lite in terms of complexity wtf? aren't the powerlines in metal pipes and usually bathed in some kind of fire retardant? how do they get in? why didn't you just do it at kinkos? you could've been done and had it bound in 20 mins I was just reading about the D.C. sniper and apparently he killed all those people as a cover so he could kill his ex-wife and have it seem random. (if he was never captured of course) So it seems his aim was not to cause terror, just to clean up his messy divorce. Haha, hey, I saw this when I was back there this year over the Thanksgiving break. Girlfriend dragged me back there to see her family... didn't know anyone out there actually knew about Reddit Both it's the Easy Button for bowels ... I see the resemblance. Depends how creepy you are Actually, I was ogling. 32G is huge, and I'm sure you've had some gawks. I'm a *big* fan of both types of shirts for both of those reasons you listed, each in their own unique way. I'm sure that the *large* percentage of shirts you buy, you must search for extensively. And, I'm probably *massively* understating your struggles for dressing well. Anyway, I wish you a *great* deal of luck in hiding your wonderful bust. This is the moment when I first realized how much the Reddit Alien looks like a telletubby. You're trying to overload my brain trying to compile a list of the best games since 1993 that are on sale on Steam. omfg so how do i make sure things stay gone? whooooa So my sister and I spent a week in Taiwan going around to the various temples that we had to, mostly within an hour's drive of Taipei. We ate at a bunch of different places (I didn't realize just HOW many bakeries there were, it seems like 1 per block Both ways? Rowrrrr - I'm a panda, crunchycat see! that's what i'm talking about! When my boyfriend and I had sex while tripping acid, when I had an orgasm, it was for a *WHOLE MINUTE*, it felt like I was the definition of the word purple, and my body felt like the waterpaint wisps of smoke from the beginning of Mulan. It was so good that I cried for like, ten minutes. Wait, there's more than one Mars? They sound like my dog. turns our /r/programming don't have a sense of humor unless it is programming related. monica? I still buy the cards but don't really keep up with rules changes. I can understand why they clarified stuff but not why they changed the damage stack. It suddenly doesn't make sense? After a whole decade? My family's very liberal, very chilax, and mostly non-religious. I basically came out as soon as I realized I was gay, and everyone (friends and family) was fine with it because apparantly... they already heavily suspected it. that sounds pretty racist... Hope this doesn't go wrong What has been seen cannot be unseen I'll give you Pitt, but Johnny Depp, *not* effeminate? I play a gameboy while I'm on mass transit or waiting in line, and I'm an attractive 29-year-old woman (or am I 19-year-old with lots of make-up?? More embarrassing is when I slept over at my friends' and they asked about it the next day Preferably not... Only on Reddit can you find DontNeglectTheBalls replying to a post from suckmyball and see that they are both not throw-away accounts. no they don't She has a point in her twat? Alert the teaBAGGERs! You don't know my parents. O_ God I hope you're not married. And getting bored. Oh. My. Gawd! I came here to post this and went I dont get it. You have no idea just how jealous I am right now. Because two's complement is one of the hardest things to get your head around in the field of computer science Nope, pretty sure my penis doesn't look like that (also a chick) actually i find if i go to the usual porn sites and look through the amateur stuff i can find nice NOT FAKE real couples- and yeah i know what you mean- guys seem to either not notice or not care when these professional porn ladies are totally faking everything- and making crazy forced giraffe noises. Some of my guy friends were passing around a video for a while that had someone famous using weird things to masterbate- houshold things- and i was like- dude she's just faking like 95% of that- she's just rubbing a lamp on herself faking an orgasm At first I was like "what the hell? does nothing" but then I changed colors omg sytar, my irl friend who knows about you because i've talked to him about you and because he's been to eon a few times just randomly found your reddit account, and then as i skimmed *ahem* i decided to randomly say hi and it JUST HAPPENED to be the page where other eoners also said hi to you Wait, was that guy taken from another FFFUUU? I'm having deja vu... Heck as in Hell... *JESUS* The idea of avoiding debt seems to be a sensible one. Why would people ever consider keeping a credit card balance at all? what if you run out? The interviewer's facial expression. "O_o" "o_O" " ...can't... stop... playing. I introduced my wife (then girlfriend) to CZ she played CS:S for about five years. Just got her COD:MW2 for xmas, she doesnt get to play that often anymore, for awhile she played more than I did What did I miss?? How come you know she smells good? Sphincter winking-ly scary! enjoying his/her I think I just found where the fur for the edge of Santa's suit comes from. I will now can you get enough protein from that alone I spent a while searching through their archives (damn them for updating so often :P) and I can't seem to find this one particular Cy&H comic I've been looking for. It's basically 2 guys raping a girl. Yes it's horrible, but I do hope it exists because it'd be a lot worse if I just made it up in my head. I think I put in around 100 into DAO Over 9000 times the capacity of the human brain I feel dirty You're the author? bring it chumps That's how they're made? I haven't. Why would a soda machine need the latest drivers? i was expecting a shitstorm of comments from guys like *doob* or at least someone with a username like *Pedr** Well, I would personally get a MAC, It has Linux based software that prevents changes from happening on accident. It's nearly impossible for new users to change the main functions of the computer. There is significantly less downtime involved with repair, reprogramming, and reformatting. It has higher quality sound, and picture compared to a PC. Though they are slightly more expensive compared to a PC. Slightly more expensive but a 2500$ budget should be just fine for a good MAC, plus if you buy it for college you get a free IPod Touch It wasn't me! NORWAY? I was looking at the pile of hangers and wondering if they were originally hanging up! ...Well, I've always thought it's a damned peculiar practice - I mean, who decided that they were going to spend the day lobbing foreskins off? That being said, I will admit I find circumcised penis far more aesthetically pleasing for reasons entirely unknown to me, despite the fact that I denounce the practice... Actually, she loves them! She likes to sleep in them more than she likes to sleep anywhere else. She also loves pawing/sucking on my faux-fur lined coat and the blanket I knitted. well, I guess that's a good thing... then why are you running vista/7 There's got to be more to this story. Starsailor! Seriously it's amazing how a good rock band like this ended up selling techno mixes. .... Why are there plants inside a taxi? I thought as well. I kinda like the bug eyes Dicksmash McIroncock.. I don't think it's very ethical for the grocery store to have humans with aids flavor Now that's what Im talkin about - a healthy girl, not a meth head. Rib bones are turn offs. Plus, nice boobs!! People don't REALLY think loose is lose, it's a mistake, people know that they are two words I certainly hope it wasn't any of the Boeing planes, he'd be in the cargo bay I'm not being flirty and everything, this is how I talk to people, wtf Yeah, I wish being him was a perk in Modern Warfare 2. I'd survive tactical nukes and people would be like I'd tend to agree. The New atheists are more hostile to religion than has been normal in the past, but none of them can compare to the old philosophers. Then again, they are probably less boring to read. ouch, my brain hurts now. that's the thing though... googling that number only shows results about me posting about it Yeah. At a party in the bush. Fucking hammered. All I remember was, getting there, seeing this pretty brunette eyeing me. I can remember smoking the first j of the night, having a couple beers. Then it gets fuzzy and confusing. I remember looking over to her direction and seeing that she was already looking at me. I went over to sit beside her, then the next thing I remember is furiously making out in a room. Don't remember a ton about the sex, except I woke up in the morning beside her. Oh, and the two condoms I used in my coat pocket, in a Ziploc bag from the night before. Can anyone see me at the moment? Well to be honest I had almost no side effects. I don't know what is POSSIBLE, but for me the only real side effect was a sense of wellbeing; these antidepressants are given in very low doses for this problem, like 10-20 mg. I started with 10, but 20 did the trick. Just ask your doctor, he/she will be able to help you. I had no hope of solving my issue until I talked to my doctor! Emotionally it has been nothing but a good thing, but maybe it had no effect at all; the wellbeing could be from the restored confidence. My sex drive is the same, if not increased. WTF??! Hes's so... smooth. Just look at his username! Harry Potter fandom has cooled considerably these past few years. Now if we were talking about the batshit coming out of Twilight fandom nowadays... It's so morbidly fascinating... I can't look away I bought it. Second absolutely amazing piece of technology after the iPhone. The only reason I bought the PS3 was to stream movies from my computer, Netflix, and Bluray. Games are meh to me, though i have to say the gfx are much better than expected. MW2.... I am a girl, I approve of this. ( So, they borrowed money to pay for the equipment and they need to give more back because of that. And they pass this to you. So you borrow money from the bank to pay for that. And you have to give even more back. Yeah! You can't ask about taxes! It's not like this some "hey I'm so and so, you can ask me anything you want"... Wait, whut? remember the headline from a few months ago about how under Obama the US was surpassing google in green energy research... it was a ** Well I live in the UK, so we don't really buy a single can or litres we buy crates or pints Why did my comment disappear? i just watched some dude on PBS tell me how i can turn a single shrub plant into a backyard full of hedge using kitty litter and some magic root powder. i shit you not. i was amazed... There is always elitist jerks out there. I had one guy telling me all the skills on my bar that weren't the right rank. It was REALLY irritating but I knew he was doing it to help. He told me at the end of the instance that he had some thing similar happen to his mage. Apparently if you're duel spec'ed it doesn't always update the rank of your skills. i think the one in hospital has cancer It's almost as if she's stupid or something. Holy tits. you rock If he learns mainly by ear I am even more impressed mivel azt írtad 'elsüllyedt világos', azt hittem valami szabadságharcos PetőfiSándoros sorozat és hogy már volt belőle egy évad My doctor gave me a Vitamin D pill so large, I can only take it once a week. ouch, my brain fizzled ouch, my brain fizzled This is how I wear my shirts ever since I remember. Do people staret from the top? I didnt see that post, 21 hours ago I was asleep Came here to say that. I was like, COMMA SPLICE!! Wait, the guy who at the end says anyone should be able to have any opinions... sued the _comedian_ for his opinion? What's this packing business? they shove gauze in? The link holds the answer. But what about people who are from out of town who want to make a purchase? Psst! Somebody should tell them that their clothes are see-through... Wow, that's pretty extreme I think our socio-economic backgrounds are pretty different though Read that as "Too fiddly for editing your knee" AMA related to the topic ... in what sense? Yeah I thought life in prison was a bit sensationalistic but I threw it out there anyway. I am a bit surprised that seven people upvoted it. I don't believe I posted it on anything of the sort. I did link it from my facebook. Maybe I know you? are you feeding the starving family their own mangled baby? As a guy with a sister, I am also going to go with Execuse me, I'm OP and I'm a girl He was in Toy Soldiers? 1 year w00t! The distance between galaxies. It would be hard enough just to get to another star, but another galaxy altogether? LOL, I also thought it was supposed to be BOX__BOX. I thought it was supposed to be a 'sophisticated emote' with glasses, or a alternative of the surprised face: Ditto, just assumed it was ... print it yourself. I made it in photoshop in like 5 minutes. I have to admit I never saw myself tracing the goatse anus with photoshop's lasso tool. A little too intimate it was... Twitter segment? What happened to your head?! That is the most massive apartment floor plan I've ever seen. (>_(> the $500 dollar tip too I live in the UK and never ever seen this Wait, his tip was larger than your whole group's bill?? "video response" ... I love that - that feeling of OOOOP! With an Yeah but virgin doesnt exist anymore Did you watch the video? There isn't even a line above me yahh, smart comments everyWHERE. kk reddit it's so full of stereotypes that you kneed some one to talk to '-' it always is so I guess the engine is mid ships then? wouldn't it make more sense to just vent it aft along with the churn from the props? What sort of girls do you hang out with ?! I didn't know anyone other than myself played it looks like penrose designed it The luckiest thing that every happened to me actually saved me from my own stupidity. When I was 10 I had this really long thin rope and for whatever reason I decided to tie a stick to the end and start twirling it around; y'know, random shit a kid would do. In the far distance was one of our barns with an power line leading from the roof over to a pole. It was very far away so I figured I was safe to launch the stick as hard as I could... well, apparently the stars aligned at that moment and I somehow made a perfect throw. I watched it fly off and quickly realized what was about to happen... no big deal, dad would be pissed but shit happens. I then look down and HOLY SHIT somehow I had managed to wrapped part of the rope around my leg. Frantically I tried getting the rope off my leg but not in time, I watched the stick sail over the wire and not soon after the rope made contact. Somehow, I was still alive so I pulled on the rope and the stick popped over the power line and hit the ground. Years later I told my dad the story and asked him how I survived and apparently that there were two wires entwined, one live and not sure about the other one... apparently the rope only touched one wire. its a man with hands in the air Holy shit.... Oh no, we're doomed. Homeopathy FTW! Wait a minute... It makes my eyes hurt. i dont get it well i don't really know what you are talking about so i am going to say no Diane Kruger could talk German to me anyway she wanted. *Psst...* You're talking to her dad... howw? Hes like In a public place!? sure you're "American" until asian pride week shows up you spy You find spelling errors to be amazing? Neither can I. Hmm... How so? Jeez, I'm gonna need to get better at this if I hope to make a good game. Good thing I'm working with a team. Victoria!? oh my god! You are asking /r/Christianity about the Hebrew Bible? meh, $50 3 months ago is a drop in the bucket. The ridiculous part was that the install instructions for the OptiBay came as a PDF on a CD HOLY SHIT! The guy in the striped red sweater is levitating! You can do for loops in console? O_ `O_ `O_ Nice visual. `O_ ... That could be part of my problem. I've been using Adobe's for years. just don't get booth seating.. WOT! Oh, I've explored my cavities quite thoroughly. :) The area around it is sensitive in the way that the G-spot is sensitive, I suppose, and I can see how it could become pleasurable with a learning curve. I'm a clit girl, myself, though I have had two or three mysterious ether orgasms originating from the fifth dimension. I'm a bit distracted by the awkward placement of the door knob Kidney soup? First I shampoo my hair and rinse it out. Then I put in conditioner (pour it into my left hand, then transfer it to my right) and tie my hair up while I wash my body starting with my left arm, then right, torso, and then down to my feet! Then I wash my face and rinse out my conditioner. Yeah, I love a guy who's shivering. Same here. I'm 22 and people think I'm 16. I once was trying to talk to this girl and she thought I was still in high school. 2003 was a long time ago? Well, I *was* on holiday, then the on-call phone rang. Gotta love the leash... go with a nice samsung LED, they use a diff type of glass that makes the blacks look blacker I did a 24 hour trip to Dublin (2p for a return flight!!!! Thank you Easyjet!) and I noticed the blacklights in the cafe toilet. It totally confused me, until my mate explained to me that it's so that junkies can't shoot up... love cave? Oh my god, I was just talking about this video in another thread. The hammering was cruel but when the screwdriver was used I was like this for at least 3 days: ** I'm pretty sure that's a Mao quote. It's been foggy in the whole KC area for the past 4 days. get any katee action? .....how are you still alive??? You don't like Pulp Fiction? I would not assume that if I were you. Just kidding! ... By crafting the item with your own mats and selling it? not posting photos randomly around the internet Lolwut, meteorites don't look like that. I guess crane dropped garden decoration or something. if you really dont know you can just copy paste it holy crap `O_ Holy shit.. I submitted this 3 months ago `O_ Personally I'd much prefer you'd talk to me, rather than ignore me than fap She could be Fox News Headlines..... > Personally I'd much prefer you'd talk to me, rather than ignore me th**e**n fap I'm so startled I don't like any of that...Am I a woman!? I'm glad for the verification, but I'm deeply disturbed by the prevalence of that name. Yeah considering it's being used for disk check ONLY for a platform that uses no disks(steam) I'll help too, but not tonight... gotta sleep, work deadlines loom, and i haven't eaten for almost 24 hrs. Bojangles Fried Chicken Damn. If I stopped cutting my hair ever, I'd save about $40 US. I guess I'll be glad I live in a small town with a small town barber who cuts hair because he enjoys it, not because he needs the money. what is silverlight? I think (. How is foreskin and essential part of the penis? I have no sound on my work computer, so all I see is the headline. I'd be flattered, but what weirds me out a little is that you've remembered my statement from 24 days ago, or read back that far into my comments. one time a movie didn't sell any tickets and there was people in the theater ... ...well, what did you *think* "bitwise" meant? I can't imagine how much that would scrape your teeth/drive you crazy. I thought of making this exact same thread last night! Can you see me staring at you through the windows? so how did he get out? You forgot the spiritual part. I'm from Northern Norway and always thought of it like a Southern thing to eat. sweet where is my cut for being the first to comment? after reading your post I just want to curb stomp republicans Before the alien implant in his jaw makes his head explode. Wouldn't you hate being retarded all the time? or you could just be running above expectation ... where the hell do you work He does give every employee (part-timers even) health insurance though. I can't figure out what motive SBux has to fight against pot This is SO horrible... I'm shocked... It's too late to add the sarcasm tag What is this??? Is this the symbol for sarcastic smirk? Is this the symbol for sarcastic smirk? Only if he wants to go into an applied science (or business etc). Don't spend 200k you don't have on a pol-sci program ... 48 Damn, that was fast. I literally refreshed the page. That was impressive, but I've seen two people playing a guitar before. Then they switched to plucking the other's strings. Free speech zones?? 3 by 4 by 6? It guessed Hans Gruber in 16 questions i thought india was home to hindoos and the kama sutra What kind of MMOs were you playing where you had to ask permission to go to the bathroom? mind = blown You press your shutter release button with your thumb?? The comments over there are horrifying. I stared at it for 10 minutes and I woke up years later, having spent my life playing Dwarf Fortress. haha there are some funny posts on there...some really mean ones too Remember meeting Cecil!? I peed a little I was so excited. Broke my ankle dropping in on a 2.5 story high vertical half pipe (skateboard) I snapped it by rolling my ankle out. Was a clean break. At the time I was in denial and pretended like I had just sprained it, it wasnt malformed or anything just swelling up. So my friends helped me out to my car (I drove us there). I proceded to drive us back on my broken (right) ankle. On the way home we stopped and got taco bell, I used some ice and the bag on my ankle. I drove, with a broken right ankle on the gas while eating a burrito on the highway. Dropped off my friends first, then went home myself, using my skateboard as a crutch from the driveway. Went to the hospital later when my toes were turning black from the bruising. Good god, that hornet looks fake. Holy shit. I'm scared to think about what would have happened if you two were *actually* dating. I'm a native speaker of Spanish and find Spanish spoken with an English accent to be kind of hot some times. This is usually directly proportional to the speaker's attractiveness, though. I wonder why... School bus? You can do that consistently and profitably? there's an r/programming FAQ ? which would be? aka "catfisting" ... Wait you're saying that something is out of the ordinary? She also later married Tyler Durden IT CAN'T BE What has been seen cannot be unseen This puts me in mind of a passage in Slaughter-House Five (that I can't find or remember), along the lines of "alien food-eating porn" I was thinking the same thing. Im not sure either. I think its result of brain damage thats identical to snakebite? From vaccine? Those pics were unsettling in any case. yeeesh EW Screw this thread, I'm done reading Where on her body was the tattoo placed Who told you that the iphone's keyboard "works so well" in the first place? He is getting treated for sex addiction in my hometown. They do? We have concluded it by rigorous inductive reasoning and observation? Me 3. then i saw the pic... D: I would probably stare intently at him with an expression of abhorrence until he realized, and stopped. Or something less creepy... The family mouse used to collect what I assumed was a film of skin-flakes In middle school my friend and I were walking behind my crush. My friend took my hand and put it on her ass. Good god, you are right! I am going to have to put them in a bleach dip ASAP! My bangs are retarded. :s Like, no matter what I do, they're difficult. I wanted to give my bangs a *little* volume and they stood horizontal, and then when I tried to fix it, they were flat against my forehead. Bah, I just can't win! I went out and bought new brushes, but I've never properly blowdried my hair in my entire life. > me: I read a blog about this (I think by an american teaching english in japan). He was commenting on how in America we type faces like " :) " whereas his new found friends in japan would type faces like " Just like he saved or created jobs some jobs. from another chromer I also disagree; I am commonly attracted to redheads of both genders. Looks like brain texture in the fire Ye gods that was an atrocious spelling error what it be weird to comment and say you look familar? A dick, maybe, but I'm not a karma whore and thus I'm not really concerned what people think about what I say huh? already saw it used at gamestop about 1 week ago Yeah, I hope they do. Didn't see this post until a few minutes ago So Disney knew...they tried to warn us...or weaken us... There aren't even 8 billion people in the entire world. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! MY EYES!!! Strange; I'd expect such a condition to make abstract art *much more interesting* for me. He barely blinks ... You had to look it up? I will not sleep tonight. same to you Holy crap I just played recognizable music by touchtyping! I did hit backspace when i hit a wrong note though welp, i guess we got this one right Wait, is it saying you need a World of Warcraft account to download the installer? I specifically had to bring a printer to one LAN... I still have no idea what it was used for Wow what a kick in balls... I have to admit that the record of the phone calls he made during the bailout is rather shady and deserves more attention. Over 100 calls to Goldman Sachs... I had my wisdom teeth extracted about a week ago and was in the market for something to worry about over the next couple weeks. Thanks. Nobody responded to you. Yep, PC gaming is so dead I'm 32 and what is this? why? Oh and I was about 7 or 8 when I first saw this... raytracing on a gpu Ooh I get it. It sounds like "sock it to me." I must be slow today Cranberry jelly with chicken? If my friends were more popular than I, and theirs to them.. then no one would be more popular anymore Have you been waiting for him to contact you for two whole weeks and worrying this whole time, you do you realize you could have contacted him? Wow I've seen trade shows "print" out cookies with your picture on it in a few minutes. It's edible.. but somewhat unnerving Where did Mao find 24 billion people to kill? That made me He's right. Babyface McClaws knew that Shady O'Furtail had it in for him, but he didn't think he'd go that far. thanks, it's HU though, so winrates will undoubtedly be higher. Plus it's just 50nl 'MERICUH! FUCK YEAH! Wait, those were brits. I just broke something. He's going to kill you for photoshopping him? "User" > "Movies" > " That's some responsive service there broskie. Jesus. Wowwwwww. oh whoops 20 gigs? goddamn That is the sexiest fruit I have ever laid my eyes upon. how was this done before the internets? What does this mean exactly? Christopher Meloni, but he'd have to pretend to be his alter ego Elliot Stabler, as an undercover cop. Seriously, whenever his character goes undercover, *I* feel like going under the covers. I did, but my mind interpreted the third one as a tumor at first... I started reading this in an Australian accent when I got to "loo" and switched back to a western American accent when I got to "toilet." I would move up to 10nl by now. Live dangerously Dude, I also remember "officer friendly" from the grade school days. yes and I have been getting a bajillion orange envelopes today because of it ( A real cartoon one? it can cause infertility? My writing blows, it's always been sloppy and always will... Others seem to think it looks artistic though.. jesus christ you pay a lot for tv. i pay 40 a month for hd dvr and the largest directtv package I kept misreading that as "seeing us getting high and stuff *butt*" and it had a totally different meaning. You're right, it shouldn't take much evidence... cept there is *none* No kidding. That system makes no sense. And does everyone in the whole dorm even know about this elev etiquette That'd be a gigantic beaver. None, the mention of 'march of the wooden soldiers' however reminded me of Tchaikovsky's piece and that I need to get you into classical music . Also, I always new this film as Babes in Toyland if I'm thinking of the right one I hope to hell you're misusing that word and don't actually know anybody who has vomited up five penises. "A hostess shows off a washroom at Mildred's, where sex is encouraged." Can't masturbate to this. Too high quality! OW OW OW OW OOOWWWWWW!!! marring? i wasn't there You pick up girls in clubs by telling them they're beautiful? Seriously?! Well if it works for you, then congrats oh god, what have you awaken... Why did someone vote this down? WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN.... <( My mother had my siblings and me naturally as well. Hopefully I won't be a better mother to this one than I am to my older one any possible health effects? wave- maybe hug if she initiates it- no gift on first meeting if you're paying for lunch- don't shake hands on a date it's weird (unless she initiates for some reason) if the date goes well yes you can make it longer but don't force it- you should probably get a number beforehand in case you are late, traffic trouble, etc or vice versa but again, don't force it -if things don't work out try not to take it personally, girls refuse second dates for all kinds of reasons you couldn't begin to comprehend They make long-handled scoops for that. I can't imagine picking up 4 (2 x 2 dogs) poops per day with my hands I vote for germany, those are definitely german cars (BMW)! Image mirror SPAM! imgur sucks that and my title is better, I am the title master HAH, I apparently met him at DT's bday last year and had no recollection of the guy at all. Then, when Springsteen tickets were bought DT was all, "Bannerman is coming" and I said, "Who?" and he said, 'The guy you talked to for an hr at my birthday?" I think it's on spike, where it's japanese game shows dubbed over in english? The dubbed part isn't the WTF, it's the actual game shows the more I read about Rails, the more I like Django Ooohw that's what that is, I always thought is was a random browser quirk, and it always went away after going to another subreddit. I just never noticed it always happened on the funny subreddit Oh god. My emotions went as follows: ._. --> o-o --> Disturbing Holy shit am I the only one noticing the witchcraft? It's a .jpg image. I'm confused about this whole blowjob thing. Do women not give blows regularly? Because I've never seen it before. that's what i thought too Hehe, ok. Still, though, that's kind of spooky how I can think of it as grape, you taste grape, and AudioSurf makes it grape. Heh true, although using $20k would have resulted in each of the tables being 50 rows long Don't know if trolling or not but I buy games, normally by myself It's... it's the Kraken...! `O_ Not many people who work in banks in the UK work in construction. I'm talking about standard office legislation... do I really need to state that all white people look alike? ... I'm a girl. how... disturbing Lahore, Pakistan. Um..my ex seemed to dig it...I mean, as long as you don't jump the bones you know, gotta ease into it, kind of like waking up. It's like the reverse of a good dream (aka even better reality) We can find like thirty of you over at /r/gamedev **(.)(.)** the 2nd pic looks like a genuine case of bad photo op luck. The first, however.. WTF is going on there?? My mom made really good grits. Nice and buttery and salty and good (but not good for you. Oh no.) They made "grits" at the UC cafeteria and I couldn't tell it apart from the cream of wheat. People were pouring honey into it... ... 3 month late reply? ` I can't find any info on this paper, but 3 years for the arctic to be ice free? Is that thermodynamically possible, even as a very-worst-case scenario and assuming no catastrophic disasters? Why would I bet on gargantuan dinnerware? I was under the impression that they had picked up some cover band at a local bar to play the halftime show, till someone told me it was The Who TIL there is an /r/collapse... Just because you're parranoid doesn't mean they're not watching you > Yes. Right after Obama and Hillary take our guns and the Illuminati and Bilderbergers send us all to FEMA death camps in black helicopters, and then callously let us know they faked the moon landing, and the Queen of England reveals herself as a Reptilian, then they'll have environmental police death squads just like in the commercial. Can you ask Kat Deeley why she wears such massive heels? She's already massively tall Just out of college programmer here. I took a few database courses and know this, but it was a good reminder. Also I found the recent posts about the definition of relational in relational databases interesting. I always thought it referred to the fact the tables in the database can have relationships with one another I dunno... death by eczema sort of implies that his skin all fell off. maybe we have the same mom. Gotta watch out for those black girls... abandon all hope ye who enter here- are you guys really going to be that picky? someone who does this in the first place is approaching a group of total strangers hoping something will turn into sex/love at some point. a lot can happen between 'hey i'm Steve' and wedding bells. if i were a guy in this situation i wouldn't have any of them in mind as individuals- they could have even more attractive friends who i would meet the next weekend at n function. girls just don't make up their minds that quickly- at least not when they're in the market for a boyfriend and considering a total stranger- and you shouldn't either- the prettiest one in the group could be the crazy one- or the one with herpes- you don't know `R_E_A_D_A_B_ Ok I always get the fellowship kind of mixed up. Isn't that the phase where you specialize? If so, does that mean you only have one (1) year of performing your specialty other than neuro rotations? Oh man. Wait until the end. Got a triple jumping kill. 2 headshots and 1 body shot. It was on Wasteland and I was at the end of the trench facing the large bunker in the middle. I was just taking pot shots and got the kills and I was like 80 bank accounts aren't *that* bad... I believe I once saw a Danish video once that featured funny little scarves and dancing. I suppose that just stuck in my mind Is there something wrong with me? I see two things of wood, a shorter one on top, and longer below. I can't see any titties there! Right on. I think it runs in the family. Did you also go ^ to be honest, I expect that kind of stuff to happen in most of Africa TBH, I expected them to be jews living among those civilized Europeans O_o_ You're expecting a Palin supporter to be reasonable? i showed it to my sister, and she didn't think it was funny. What if he lives where the drinking age is 19? In which case, he should be doing what your plan was for the 21st ^ isn't it a bit early in the semester for finance exams? she said the bison in Dances With Wolves were fake Amusingly, that was what I was going to get to and mention in my comment, but completely forgot about that due to the suggestion of and thus thinking about breasts. Or something... or... What the hell!? It'd be interesting from an effect standpoint. "If you get caught doing something wrong, and it is put on your permanent record, you will then end up doing MORE wrong things forever and ever!! what does one have to do with the other? How do you know I've got one? that was pretty awesome. and kind of made me feel bad that i had farmville running in a separate tab... At first I was like WOW. Where did you get that script from [ Milk. Milk. Miillk. Miiiieeelllllk. Milk. Normally, yes, but I'll still drool over Yvonne Strahovski. And we're all just so complacent about it. I know. It's technically a cutting board but I just keep it for nerdy art purposes. It's a good conversation piece until people give me the What industry? Username paradox. Holy shit is right, upvote. but OP don't do this Alright then. I'll get back to viewing your stuffed pics. What's the big deal? ¯\_( Emu oil ¯\\\_( u b crazy ** Very suspicious To be honest i LOLed. but man that looks painful. regardless smexy I had my parents watch this. They eat meat and my mom was saying how she had to look away when they showed the animals. I asked why she eats meat if she can't stand to see how they're treated. Her only response was, "we need to get protein from somewhere". I'm kind of like this right now: Wait... you mean that wasn't just a part of what they were saying, but basically the entirety of their "help" for you? Not if OCP has anything to say about it Ever since I was young, I've had this irrational fear of them. I think mine stems from "Fire in the Sky". Its weird, I can't even look at a picture of an alien without looking over my shoulder & freaking myself out. Its completely irrational, I know, but most fears are. I'll check out those links in the morning, its a bit too late now. I wouldnt want to get downvoted for irrelevance to being a parent... I also hate cucumbers but LOVE pickles. I could eat a whole effing jar of them. I must have watched too many movies and short clips, 'cos I tot to myself before watching "Just smash the damn thing!" ... or has youtube developed a way to psychically send the video into my mind before I watch it? Hm... sounds... suspicious. did not knew that cam can hold so many pixels. Shut the hell up.. Biff... Bifferson And you're writing a book on "Modern User Experience Design"? I may start doing that. Sometimes I pull out the Newfie accent learnt from many years of having my grandmother live with us. That always freaks people out...though they do tend to ask me what part of Ireland I am from. I just answer with 'The Canadian part'. One person actually asked me where in Ireland Canada was... whatever and whenever is fine- but for women just starting out doing them its a good way to learn to consciously flex muscles they may have never paid attention to- then once they get the idea they can do it whenever they want to - at work, at the gym, when walking the dog, or when they run into their gradeschool principal at the supermarket- no one will know ....like..... a fox..... Unused. But I have done crazier things on dares. For TP or urine? ...You're boyfriend is out of town on valentine's day? Doesn't that seem a bit suspicious? quite right What the fuck dude could you nozzle back your realness meter please gay men are basically all republican, i had no idea. Bah, I'm stuck on the Lower Spire. I'm unable to find a decent group to raid with (Cairne-US). Maybe I'm just an awful player uhhh....no I thought reason was where religious types broke down...apparently they fail at the basics of reproduction too Now I'm going to have to read Twilight to find out what I'm being dragged into I'd add something to the conversation but all I can add is this -> Not west, more like southeast 200$ a ticket.....those some grassroot prices It was the same with me, however I haven't come to your conclusion yet. Is it possible that we are just weird? 8========D ~~~~~~~~ | My friends have been telling me to do this with an old trumpet for ages Woah, my comment was getting upvoted for a while. That made me I know, it's a real pressing issue for most *shivers* Those aren't normal hours? Sure, as long as they are smaller than the bigger ones never touch other ppls garbage cans ... never know what may happen im addicted to having cmd-1, cmd-2 to switch my tabs for me HAHA!!! That must have been very By that you mean girlfriends - because how the hell did you afford maids in college in related news, Obama slashed funding for Yucca Mtn last year, so we have no place to store the nuclear waste i think those are airbags... Dear, sweet, god in heaven! It looks like the announcer is trying to smuggle styrofoam cups.... What... Oh yeah? How would *you* know? Sarah Connor... oh Sarah Connor, she transformed from a whiny sissy bitch to this hard core kill all mofo. I remember watching the first one /facepalming at how lame she was. Then I saw the second and I was like I think you are both taking me much too seriously, and should consider decaf. Sure... you propably know it better then your average finn i was kidding. It seems this depends on the book or website you look at... Oh whaaat? Yea I dont know which direction they are growing in at first i was like ** But then how do you know if it's working? was that necessary? While I realize that, I've never found a need to read or write anything from the registry That's what a software engineering class is supposed to be I spent a couple minutes trying to unscramble the titles before I remembered what antonym meant. 'GANGCOUVER HOMELESS DRUG INDUCED TERRORIST RAIN SHOCKED DEATH OLYMPICS MOST EVAR DISATAR!!!' - CIA.gov sounds like espionage movie music What's your job? Wikipedia says Nigerien for Niger, and Nigerian for Nigeria. If "feeds" is referring to meals, that makes it sound like your talking about animals. Talk him into doing it outside your apt, especially if he's planning on being messy about it Wow, the ending panels merged seamlessly together in a way would have never thought possible. Wow, the ending panels merged seamlessly together in a way would have never thought possible. So, you're saying that terrorist cells operate and are structured the same way as corporations? The problem with this is that only bad people would probably ever win the award. This thread is a minefield. Seems like the kind of group you'd have to die your way out of. More than 5? Pfft. Everything with any value at all (which is everything you can pick up in that game) is a viable target for me. ` ` ` ` "It's so skinny!" But that's because all the other high-school girls write in that kind of chubby bubbly looking script. Your mom's username is stickynips? Is that an *exact* coordinate? I was using Google Chrome! I had an astronomy teacher that would get downright twitchy when people confused his field of study with astrology. "If it was a real science the charts wouldn't be out of date!" One girl told him that the out-of-date signs were still valid because, and I shit you not, "The energy from the past signs still permeates the world; they remember where they were so their effect on us lingers." His face was as close to a flesh version of Holy shit. I had no idea. I'm also a little scared how close my directions are to those on wiki. Last time I defragged was probably a week or so, but since then, I install a multigigabyte program that probably was the cause of all this Good for you man, while I've fallen out of love with them in recent years they are still an absolutely amazing band live. The first time I saw them was in the RDS in Dublin (Ireland) a good few years ago, they were being supported by the darkness (fun and cheesy) and linkin park (vomit). As soon as LP came on stage a gigantic storm of plastic bottles and other projectiles got thrown at them, it was so bad that the dj guys decks were damaged and I think he had to mime along for their set Jesus tap-dancing christ, that is an Anime collection and a half. How much have you spent on all of that? Anime disks here are around £10-£15 per disk Yeah, from where I'm at in Michigan we did the same thing: always take off our shoots when entering the house. But my roommate, also from Michigan, never takes his shoes off. When I first noticed, it was a total ahhhhhhhhhh huge deep slopes OMG! You have SOOO much anime What does she put in his facial cream ? if there is one thing I hate about technology is that when we buy something, 2 weeks later something more awesome comes out for the same price. it's unavoidable it seems the prequel to Kinky Anal Breakfast. All I can say is.... WOW Holy fuck, it is true. lol i was living a different life depending on the colors I was seeing New Mexico was an orangey brown and later things went green and I was living in a grass hut in asia. .. Haha that sentence just gave me a What is that What is that Um... only if the forward step is more than twice as big... subfacial blunt disection WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF I am your population! At first I was like " I read "The recording will make you hard." and went Doesn't Bill O'Reilly claim to have been born and raised in Levittown or is this a different levittown? Dog running towards you. That and the one of the hall way. I need to start uploading my pics to flickr I would hope most men don't have a wang sprouting out of their thigh. Is that a staple sticking out of your head. As long as it has to be 2:21 80 PSP5? I work in the public sector. Its a little weird to look up the pay of my co-workers At first I thought it was spelled wrong...but what's the problem? True - apparently, theres an excellent Star Trek mod for it I got so involved reading his story that it want till I read down to this comment that I remembered it wasn't even a top level story I've never tried running water. haha, I think it just ends up sounding weird. Fuck now I *really* want to get that game!!!! I thought it would be stupid but holy fuck Did someone think otherwise?? The first time I saw Naked Lunch was there a few years ago. I was like i read that as 'underwear'. dr. benke became a badass by not growing a beer gut im more surprised no one stole your laptop I came here to say just that. WTF is it? From what you've told us, I'm not sure either... I read that too I started singing that with the right melody without even knowing the song it was supposed to be or reading to the "these are a few of my favorite things" section. Chicken Invaders? DEE VEE DEE? why the sad face? you're not missing out on something thats once in a lifetime, one day you'll do it and then it'll be done. and you'll be all Mine too I've heard of the mysterious innermanraptor... but I thought it was a myth! Are you saying that it is truly something that can come to the aid of a wussyboy such as I? I dunno what you've heard about corndogs.... but they generally don't have *that* kind of effect on you. Me too, however I don't have a wife, so I actually go months without washing the towel. Same with my bedding. I constantly worry about this fact but somehow I never get around to washing it. HOLY JIZZ HOLY JIZZ once my dad accidentally dropped an egg and i suddenly had crazy ninja reflexes for 2 seconds and i dove from 8 feet away and caught it before it hit the ground- he was all Then....how did you? I just Bale? I am incredulous OMG. WHAT THE HELL IS IT?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!! Wow, this is my area code. Cool, actually from Owyhee county. I've seen the reservoir but never this. Glad i'm not married to you then. Besides your period experience could be vastly different from hers. Relax! In the second pic, the dog looks, surprised i think thats awesome. maybe i dont know what snarky means. i also dont know how to make the crazy eye guy with the eyebrows. the whole "Vaginoplasties Save Relationships" paragraph really got to me. I've made planets that took 1000 or more units of time to come back to its sun. Why would it make you sad? I can't believe the magenta one actually comes back. the first time i saw it i thought they were censoring vegan. I came here to post the same thing! OH NO.. It's just as bad. It gets worse with age. Yup, Indiana Jones is a trilogy, alright.. and I still believe in Crystal Skulls On the couple of occasions that condoms broke on me, I didn't notice at all even though I had ripped through the whole thing and was fully exposed inside my partner. WOW! if only because i'd be afraid of what would happen to me if i didn't afk oatmeal bath. that d2 celebrity was referring to having sex with some nerd's girlfriend, which he claimed resulted in a yeast infection, requiring his cure: an oatmeal bath. i'm very impressed that you took the time to look it up What happens when the Nudity Buffer and the Giggle Loop meet? Haha. Next time I knock out an Irish guy, I'll just be all like "officer, I didn't assault him ... he tried to headbutt my fist!! He said it was some sort of `Irish move' ... Why is that monitor sideways? Do you know how dangerous that can be? You know you could've just told me this on the phone, or in person when I was telling you about this post. You had focused degrees in high school? Maybe he can carry all of that stuff at once and cycle through them with a side button on his mouse This is in my school nurses office Couldn't help but notice her hair colour described as "strawberry blond hair". i watched it on acid… More like, "It's really been *that* long?" when I realize how old the Disney films from my childhood are. Beauty and the Beast: 19 years. Lion King: 16 years. Then I think of what I perceive as the 'newer' Disney films, particularly Mulan, and realize it came out *12 years ago*. So if we translate this to non-holoband land, you're effectively saying gaming servers are "better" than the streaming hardcore porn? She's a blatant attention whore. That's kinda the POINT... I'm stuck Woah, wait. I only ovulate a couple of times a year. Does that mean I'll be 90 before I hit menopause? that literally still scares me a lot of the older presidents were really badass come to think of it. don't know if i could say the same about the recent presidents. obama couldn't even hurt a fly. how is iron chef not food porn i don't get it actually... i mean is there something i don't see, or is it just a picture of trees covered in snow... So is this same Nexus-One as the one that works on t-mobile? or a verizon compatible version with a different radio chipset? Thanks. I looked up the game, it seems to be pretty hardcore. I sort of imagined that the screenshot was just taken out of context from something more innocent, but that's not the case at all 30 eggs a day! I did something of that caliber in Fallout 1. I was running around somewhere with a bunch of ghouls. The first group I see I attack first and kill them all. Come upon another group, kill them too. The third group I found out that I could talk to them, and that I just killed a town full of innocent ghouls. Anybody know what song that was? I liked it Yea, I don't get why I'm being downvoted. A raise? ok, humans globally have become more demented than ever, I feel confident that this unified dementia started about 15 years ago... cellphones anyone!? ...but.....the PS3........HAS NO GAMES For some reason I read it in Tom Petty's "Freefallin'" voice Wow, "well-worded"? Did you even try to read that sentence with the word "circle" in it? You mean warm like, heartburn? I first read this as "DAE do a lot of your friends..." Can you fake tan over a tattoo? Does it color the tattoo any? Maybe the ghosts live vicariously[i think this is the right word, if not, you get the point] through him. You just totally disemboweled the OP. Why not just link to that in the first place? Shiny This is rather creepy. Yes, that was me Apparently there were Australians offended by that episode. How do you propose we pronounce it then? I came to read about reactions to this sergey brins resume, and instead find myself reading about anachronistic bigheaded inbreed twats who think they're better than everyone else Can you not click on install first then ? I didn't know there was one. Pun thread IGNORED. awesome! Although, I got... "You should have seen him initiating the pink tunnel" Wow. That's definitely a new one. and so the US version of the large hadron collider was born? yeah first reddit post...wanted to get it right I always read XD and :P like that too. Also Pretzels are dangerous. Did you know that you can choke on them and die? First I was like 'Aww, he's helping that kid'. Then I was like 'WTF bitch, no need to be so rude'. Then I was like 'Awwww shitty' when he got home. Then he turned into toothpaste and I was like '... Earliest form of English in the 15th century? ... for a logic statement? Are those entirely algorithmically generated? OR even worse, you are the box of beans!!! ...you thought you were the only undergraduate student to put shit off to the last minute and e-mail their professor for a possible extension? have an upvote for newtons method. just learned that this year in my intro to engineering class and was That was a concept I snarfed from Sam Harris, but true nonetheless. There is really no other reason that war-weary Jooz decided to kick back in a land surrounded by Egypt, Syria, Lebanon and Jordan... Only got bullied at the rich kids' school where i went for 2 years. Being the most unpopular one in the class is a tough life. Plus I got bullied for ridiculous things like not having the money to go for expensive vacations. Changed schools and suddenly I was one of the cool kids Hence the bars? ive been I'm a girl =x But so far the things with NSFW next to it make me laugh Thank you. I expected more content from Shamir than that, so I was confused. "We've broken the first part, and if we break the other two, we'll have broken all three!" I first read this to say "My dad wants to fuck him..." wtf?? I initially missed the "with" in your title, and was worried. Or... just fucking delete them? Accidentally taking naked pics of your underage sister is one thing, but saving them on an encrypted drive? What good could possibly come of that?! Wow! i'm so glad i wasn't on acid when i saw that Or capitalize at all, it looks like. so can someone explain what's going on to non-WoW'ers? are they really high powered or something? how did 6 ppl take out all of them ? Actually, he means "My wife has just been", or in the contracted form "my wife's just been". Wait, were you making a joke? Ouch! Is that what turned you to like men? Why would that make me like men? And I'm straight btw with a GF Were you like...** circumcision + sew my vagina + cut off my leg = Co-op?? I've never even heard of those. I actually want to comment on the drug forums far more than I do but I don't want all of my comments to be filled with drug related threads I wasn't aware throat-slitting could be non-lethal. Wow...that just brought back a whole slew of memories. And nobody has mentioned that the first girl looks like Lara Croft, Toomb Raider? This is news to me, and i live in Stavanger, Rogaland. Thanks reddit, for bringing me local news You've never seen The Ring? Or Ringu? Wow. I've never been to a hospital that bad before. ** So true, at my school they even had a different teacher's lounge Shit... Holy geez, that's creepy! Cool, but extraordinarily frightening at the same time... That net looks too sparse to be comfortable At first I was 'meh', but then the other guy summoned his BFG and was you can aim the rpg This: Prius players, not WoW, you can't raise kids in a war game Thanks to your awesome description, downloading now! This is gonna be AWESOME Vasectomy is the top idea for me right now. But what if she decides to get a test tube baby A bong... made out of steak... I think ya know the answer to that one. You can get those for free? Lid goes down at my house cos the cats drink out of it if it's left up Oh man. I am so confused right now. I am definately not the Irrationally Angry Guy, as much as it seems you would like me to be - maybe have a tea party with crumpets - but I get pissed when I wake up in the middle of the night. What I'm saying is it is a very rational pleasure to go back to sleep, knowing you have several more hours of it. Give me a call about the tea party, I'm good a role-playing. At first I was like " Let me get this straight... You are talking about precision shooting and admit to buying factory ammunition? My first thought was, this game is still around But are you really seeing me? holy crap ...550km/h... 350 tons... ....I meant to click comments...man did I fuck up.....that was not a LOL, and there was plenty of WAT!!?!?! Haha I make my boyfriend watch this all the time, he seems more repulsed by it than I am, though the internet has desensitised me a bit to gore. I saw the anal abscess one, watched it with my shirt over my mouth and a This sort of beats my stories If this is the booze talking, I wonder how much sense you make when you're sober Oh, sorry... my mistake. Reddit is clearly not the place for having discussions or voicing opinions. D here in a US college at lease C.C. at that! When I was in grade school they started implementing that grading scale so that when we went on to High School and eventually College we would be on track and not expect to slip by with 2/3 of work expected and I'm glad they did. You might want to reword this... I can't understand who was arguing which way This is definitely the weirdest comparison I've seen in my whole life Thanks man. Family Guy is ok...I watch their show too...it's a simplified version of the Simpsons and the staging setup is a lot like the old Hanna Barbera cartoons...strangely enough I almost worked for that show No. Did anyone else read this headline as 'wearing a short skirt is not asking for it' as one of the myths? When I read the title, my first thought was imagining the OP opening a tube of toothpaste, pouring water in, screwing the cap back on, and shaking it to rinse it out. And I was like Grade A is all one quality. It doesn't differ... Did I have serving experience before serving? She lives in the buena park or garden grove area. I remember 4-chan found where she lives and I was shocked to see it was close by me. They had a myspace address and everything I wasn't hacked, me having an authenticator or not would have not changed what happened in that BG. There are options to show time in your chat log without having an authenticator. but if everyone started killing themselves, where would we get wage slaves? and have you paid for every movie ever made? Oh God. My ears... I am an Indian, and I find this pun-thread funny. Is that wrong? I feel like this is a bad idea But 10 > 7 Do I know you? ( he's. fucking. a. dog. you seem to think that if the dog was cool with it then thats just fine. Cyoot doggeh Was that a quadruple backside flip? True enough. Come to think of it, I didn't shave that year, either. Half of Palermo's drivers should be shot and suffocated by bare hands. Traffic lights don't mean shit to them. Our bus driver's hair turned gray in 15 minutes. Never seen a man so scared in my life... " How do you know his mother's age? , So you're saying its not "wrong" to steal? <3<3<3<3<3!!!!!! I was going to post the same thing about the microwave times. My co-worker is just like that! I'll ask him a yes/no question and get a lengthy half-hour reply. Even if I'm making a simple statement, his response can stretch on forever. He's not a relative of mine, but, holy god, that is annoying as hell! Well, in a sense, your assumption was probably right. Thanks for submitting this. I was at Tamale House when the NYT guy was there, about 2 weeks ago. I meant to look for it, but I had forgotten all about it. Turns out I am in the little audio slideshow I'd say you would easily lose weight on 2600 calories a day, are you tracking calories at all? Get a food scale and measuring cups and quantify your portions, it makes a huuuuuge difference... especially in carbs. If you can't afford a food scale, 6 oz is a piece of meat somewhere in size between an iphone and a blackberry curve. Measure your carbs! You'd be amazed at just how _little_ 1/2c of carbs is. I mean, it is tiny. Before meeting with the RD I was easily serving myself three times this in an average dinner. Carbs are good but they need to be spaced out throughout the day. Obviously quit eating and drinking garbage, this will absolutely sabotage your goals. Do as I say and not as I do though because I got a medium fry with my chicken sandwich today at lunch and I drank a large draught beer yesterday! It is painful for me to thinking of things going in butts. Cow milk freaks you out, but cheese doesn't? I remember considering suicide when I was four. what about big waves? They wouldn't do that for Black History month would they ? Concrete? Oh god I hadn't even heard of shreddies and I don't want to look it up I don't think superconductors can be at room temperature Life without parole sentences are considered to be as long as you live, barring commutation. Judges can give out life with parole sentences, but obviously something like 70 years to life, in 99% of circumstances, may as well be life without parole. I don't know where you got it from. Am I the only one who has never had a crush on a celebrity?... Well, now I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight. HOLY SHIT Didn't I? would man haha that could mean several things I shat brix, man... Half-life franchise is on both consoles and PC does no one do simple levers in high school or college anymore? Oh, I wasn't disagreeing with you. aroo? That's the idea I was getting, too. Strange that a similar interpretation can come from such an abstract description... Wait, so we became so much like 4chan that we actually surpassed them and are turning into reddit again? I'm slowly coming to this conclusion. Unfortunately, I admin a few very active fan pages.. Removing the condom by just pulling at its end after intercourse. The condom finally snaps loose and hits the wall right next to the girls face with a splash of semen. This was her face: It has been out for only 6 weeks I read that as "Portal". That was for arguments sake. Werehuman asked the question, "wouldn't arguing that point over the internet be a waste of time?" My response to him, and relevance of the cartoon, was that the point of arguing is to prove that someone else is *wrong*. I, also, could be wrong. I don't think the cartoon is based on false information on the internet. I see that little stick figure arguing with someone else, like you for instance. Dick Cheney and I were born on the same day of the year. When I was in Japan, our group met this guy who gave us a tour of a Buddhist temple. Somewhere along the line, he was talking about how Siddhartha was the Buddha of our era, and that the next one would be coming... Several billion years from now. Why be sorry? Hell, the way *I'm* coming off is worse than this. I sound like a politician. I don't like this anymore. Are you implying there's another use for google?! Wonder what happens if he crashes.. Not trolling, don't circlejerk, and I wasn't expecting quite the reaction I recieved. I thought we were looking for a current photo..? Not one from Woodstock. WTF do you drive? Whoa... You know ZD played Trillian in the movie, right? I'm 20! Damn I need to start trying to get into bars. Humina humina Where do you live what does the card reader at home do for you? Your reasoning is that it's worse than the status quo because people won't like it? Hey! hey! hey! That's my kin folk you're talking 'bout. damn, more judgmental when it comes to clothes than half the women I know. This was rather disturbing. I was there Apparently somebody doesn't like well wishes and thanks. Wow, that is more than I pay in the USA for excellent health insurance through my employer That's pretty sadistic. Bullies fucking suck, but you killed his dog, to watch his reaction. internet Explorer .... wierd I read this in Steve Buscemi's voice. Fuck it, I'm officially old. My childhood memories are being remade wait.. for free? I... I don't even know where to start with this. how the FUCK does one navigate that site!? Seriously, this is the first philosophy class I have ever taken, and I have no idea what that statement means That's my mom's name … You guys are eating WAY too many Toblerones... I was D: during the whole read, and when I got to, "His stuffed and mounted remains..." it quickly changed to I was about to bitch and complain and the I BARS I think it would be funny to just throw him back some other radio talk like that. "What's the status?" "Victor Charlie Foxtrot Bravo Tango. Initiate recon. Over." He would have this face I don't want to be pesimistic but you're gonna have to drink a shit load of beer Well, the "Jinn" in Islam means a kind of spirit similar to the smoke monster.... Hope you're right. I only see Obama failing time and again over the health care. In Europe we also have to put up with a lot of stupid and ignorant people but this is a different league, man. Tea Party movement, Sarah Palin, religious right, neo-conservatism... I'm worried This. Soo this I didn't say it was two items long. yeah fuck the ocean. and dude, fuck you haha. I opened that page and had like 30 requests to accept cookies your gonna die My first time I was 13 and it was halloween, I did the cliché "I'm not high at all" so my friends told me I didn't take enough. So of course I hit it hard like an idiot, probably around 5 really fast really hard tokes all in one hit. I coughed like a motherfucker ran out of the bathroom because the fan in there was driving me crazy and collapsed onto a recliner and took a 5 minute stoner nap. Then we left to trick or treat; we hit a crossroad, to the right shitty houses where there are mostly vacation houses and to the left bomb ass old people with dank candy and my family ,wow, just wow,,,,,wow,,,, (and btw, i meant to put all those comma's just to sound dumb I had to watch that 7 times before I realized it was a dog. ME = He could also have drunk it over a *long* period of time, couldn't he? SHIT, bold is the modern day CAPS.... if I didn't know better, I'd think that you were yelling at me!! One jab every three months would bother you more than having to use condoms every time? sure, why not what the heck is text only mode? I think that the point is that if they were observing it, it would not be in a quantum state. It's one of those things about quantum physics. The electron/photon/tiny paddle knows you're watching it That tiger is looking kinda chubby. yo..... Yes, I did read it, why did you ask? Is this the Logorama Clown? i will make you five (5) cookies if you ban her Wait... what?!?! WHY was the dog Watching??? Does that mean I have to remove her picture from my Ladies of Reddit calendar? Well i kind of found smth, but then i re-read the title of the submission, i realized it was refered to a girl! one of those looks like she shit in the bathtub When that kid is my age I'll be in my 50s. Where the fuck *do* you live? I'll be sure never to move there.. if this is true.. I must know more at first i was like Spelt? I did not know this Their clothing looks almost like in my dream but I don't remember this scene Learn something new every day! Albeit I am not sure that I wanted to learn that! b movie or not, i know you are trolling MUM! Did I just read a polymorphic put-down? Guy to the left I could watch forever am german, prefer english thou The Mac version is a bit annoying, and TotalBiscuit narrates the tutorial which made me raise an eyebrow as the only thing I can think of is his rant spree over WotLK. > am german, prefer english thou At first I was like There are sentient MPEGs now? Oh my. Nice :) The gay bunny is super sexy! ( She needs what Charlize Theron got with "Monster". A movie where everybody is like " Holy crap I'm 5'8" as well and I get called Wonder Woman and Amazon when I go out with my girlfriends Is this a clip from John Carpenter's "The Thing"?! woaaaahhhh. Tongue-ladle! Nah man that dog is buggin out. He's all :0 but he should be more like May 21st is my birthday "Well I think I'll trust Stuart Varney on Fox News" It will either be the whey or the booze Wuts ur grandmother doing in THEIR house, I have an interesting anecdote; really don't know know how true it is. So a friend of a friend's dad is a big bureaucrat and involved in making economic decisions for the country. Or lets say giving advice to the govt on what decisions to take. When the petrol prices were being discussed (sometime ago) the entire discussion was around how keeping the petrol price so low is so bad for the country and the big deficit blah blah. The economists came with balance sheets/ calculations on how it is detrimental to the country. Sonia Gandhi interrupts the discussion and says "So what?" Apparently after that statement; there was no more discussion about price increase and the entire room started discussing strategy on how to convince the opposition to keep petrol prices the same. Why did the cat not... move...? wait wtf... 1-80 in an hour? I'm a noob in all of this but how the fuck do you do that? oh nice I have a lvl 99 DR too I also have a lvl 0 one Ummm hopefully we don't all get sidetracked being that we are on reddit... : O OMG LOOK! pictures of cats we got jobs in Greece? But... but... what was he doing about the seeds? I didn't see him spit them out. Was it a seedless watermelon? Omg, was he eating the seeds? I read that as "their knickers swell up like melons." Long story, but holy shit, that was terrifying as all hell. My imagination pictured the whole thing, too, so I'm a bit Now I'm imagining you slowly, calmly telling that to the face of the decomposing body of the golf pro inside a balmy car in the Australian outback with nothing around you in sight. Holy shit. I thought this was going to be a pretty predictable ending just involving someone who was mistakenly buried. The twist at the end sent a shiver up my spine. What has been seen cannot be unseen. make sure you skimp on bringing all your fancy devices and/or only bring devices that boot from non-writable flash That kind of pricing drives me up the wall. I remember seeing Miller Genuine Draft selling for ~$8/bottle in Istanbul. no thaaaanks * Drive-in - Star Wars ... Interesting, so there are women who actually like to wear high heals? I actually just got a new setup here at work.. dual 19" widescreens that i only sit about 2-3ft away from, so maybe my eye is freaking out from ALL THESE PIXELS! well the Vikings arrived in the new world quite a while before Columbus, but I'd have to agree with the jist of what you're saying. I suppose it'd be an even bigger WTF for them, seeing a hoard of wiley red-haired axe-weilding madmen jumping off these huge boats I am at least happy my name isn't out there, seeing as everything else is Yeesh! My goodness, you are right! It DOES! I think I just stopped joking and started wanting this to actually happen when I heard that! toST? Holy shit! Aw man this is weird. I was watching Mulan with people in my dorm literally like 5 minutes ago. I misread that as "downvote for everyone but me". gui and multitouch don't suck I would call it, Whatever Happened, Didn't Happen Yes! I bought the anniversary edition and walked home from the music store with my CD player listening to that album and remember being like Due to this thread (which I read aloud the title in my office) I found out my co-workers great uncle was Nikola Tesla Or growing or they use their wives AS condoms Why would you need implicit details of what your girlfriend's done with former lovers? Supposedly they've tried throwing in nuclear tracking materials, and they get nothing. DONT DO IT. It warps spacetime around itself and creates microscopic black holes Oh.. well that just happens to be a cool coincidence that's all! LOL.... errr... believe me, it is a BIG 5 inches!!.. yeah... Question 2. do you have a 7 inch flaccid penis? lol I know... I went through about 10 different titles because I imagined a lot of people would be like, "Yeah, right, 'Awesome'" Gackt is awesome, his songs are so friggin unique... not the best voice around but it's good, how can you say it's abysmal But all music is free So...the show is never wrapped up? Wow, something similar happened to me too. My brother's 17; I'm 20. He and I look alike and when people meet us, they immediately know that we're siblings. We went to the movies once and my brother didn't have any money on him, so I paid for both of us. The ticket-booth lady said, "Aw that's cute that you're letting her pay for you!" My brother's face went do you work for my company? I see animal porn. so in cali you can basically say that you can't sleep and you get to grow weed for yourself? I liked the episode, but Catcher in the Rye was a brilliant book. Haven't read it since 9th grade (wtf, 8 years ago 10 minutes including showering and brushing your teeth and doing makeup and getting dressed!?! It's like watching your childhood, but now in hi-res! I'm a white girl with cat eyes. Does that count? How so? Man, I need to learn how to be more succinct. How the heck do they last in a 24-hour endurance race? When I was a teenager a fat, middle-aged woman working the Taco Bell drive through told me "We made it special, just for you." as she was handing me my order because she thought me and my friends were "talking shit" to her through the communicator. I was like ...Cute? My town on Reddit, how unusual... Dude, I so did not know they were related > looks at stats: born in 1987 "jesus, thats when I started looking at playboys" it looks... hard? they look like body bags I'm Canadian and I've never heard of "Coles Notes" Who is that guy standing uncomfortably close to her and gyrating his hips in her general direction? Didn't realize your gender was its own species Im trying to get myself into eve online but ive never been overwhelmed by menus all my life If only this happened every time pics were requested. This immediately went from thank you for pointing those out, i have no idea why ive been ignoring then till now HOLY SHIT I didn't just PM anyone any pictures. I don't disagree. But I do want to include abstinence as an option- it's not truthful to assume humans are animals unable to control where a penis goes (even though lots of college guys like to say they didn't know they were in *that* hole God, you should see Switzerland. I say a kid get a smack for dropping a candy wrapper in the ground I cannot pick apart which one is which in your link. Are you leaving the area? Ack....I think that girl is underage... ...uh, yeah, that sounds like a pretty fast way to drive a relationship into the ground yeah, I had a look at that too. Much smaller scale than the american base, a handful of job openings. The one that interested me was for 2 years, that's way too much time Are you at DePaul? it just softens up your beard to prepare for shaving... what did you THINK it was used for? Ever wondered, what if this is actually true? So why are you here? I read that one of the Jack the Ripper suspects went to my school on wikipedia. I assumed it to be false - but then I saw it on a documentary and was like The whole 30 ???? weird because I know these kids.. omg reddit is still praising Reagan obsessed with working out, roid freaks.. As I Canadian I find Saturday delivery to be he needs to go back to where he came from, by which I mean the nineteenth century...BURN Niggar? What the... what the hell is this? O_ Since all developed countries have UHC, it's unlikely. I haven't literally studied all of their healthcare systems, so one of them may have reversed UHC and then put it back in place, but it seems unlikely. I think I may be wrong here. Apple skin on the other hand... Definitely not the last ep of twin peaks, just watched it. On a side note, I'm gonna watch that whole series now so I can understand (maybe) wtf just happened. ALSKDJFLIWEJ;LKFAJSD!!!! Huh. That's not how *my* cats were born. We had only been on three dates and from my perspective it didn't feel like a full blown relationship quite yet. For our fourth date he invited me over to watch a movie. While watching the movie I just decided what the hell and jumped him. He informed me he was still a virgin and I told him the same. The physical part of it was pretty common for a first time, from what I had heard. It wasn't until afterward, when he was holding me, that things started getting weird. He started telling me that he loved me and that he'd die if I ever left him. I tried to get up to use the bathroom, but he just pulled me tighter against him. When I told him I needed to pee he responded with "Just go right here. I don't care." Just.. feel it when it happens Its good that you said Miyazaki. I love him, and I honestly fear that the day he will die, because he's old. ... +2 cuils to you, sir. He's talking about Steven Colbert, but I don't see how it makes sense in context ** Not sure why you got downvoted. >Not sure why you got downvoted. Wha?? Alright? I would love it if my S.O. created art from one of my favorite games. HA. Suuuuuuure. unless your into that sort of thing Does it actually *punch you in the face*? That's the only way I can imagine that being possible. He looks like Justin Beiber grown up? Is that..really edible? I thought I might have been only one that did this! I'm no longer alone! ... final boss was easy, but lady yunalesca was tough cookies Dammit! What is wrong with me? I mumbled "I shouldn't look at this" at I clicked on it. I just got back from the lav. you think the google founders won't have families? omgosh, I remember the first time I saw a flaccid penis. It was *years* after I'd lost my innocence. I was like whaaa? Wow, I see I am the only one who didn't assume they were girls. I wrote a long bug-report... you can upvote people to "infinity" what if this had nothing to do with april fools and some leet hacker nailed this site on the most perfect day and we just went around banning each other and by the time we all realized the extent of the devious plot it was too late You need to get one of those plastic keyboard covers that restaurants use. Then you can just hose it off when you're done and you won't get your keys all salty I absolutely read reddit while on the throne, as does my gf - I think a DAE is in order anyway so we can figure out what percentage of redditors do it, and then maybe make some lovely graphs about it Oh.. dear God, I don't think I've ever why would you tell them the messages are from reddit Came into her own wound? yeah, this is totally it. Some creepy guy at the bus stop yesterday told me I should pretend to be pregnant for April Fool's. I took two extra buses so I could politely escape on the next bus that came along. You'd have to be careful on where you apply that stuff... People worship Santa? Wow...there really isn't The last time I used one of those was in 1992. I don't know what half of those mean First you're like I think that's what I'm hearing too. ( Only $35 on Etsy Then why didn't you just say that... I'm sure for a moment your face was You're not wearing pants. Interesting. I've downloaded it and shall install it later. I had no idea this even existed. Of course I have. t This is not relationship advice. Please use Google. That's actually really nice. All of? AvP You look at RAM prices lately? Sometimes when I am up north and I am going through the bush and i stumble upon a boat in the middle of nowhere i just go 320F for 20 minutes. I used 2.5 G's of mids and I was high for 14 hours I posted this months ago, same title... 0 upvotes/comments. Jeez, no wonder they were confused. One time is surprising enough, but twice? HOW could you down vote this?! It's amazing! My dad kept over a 100 species of orchid growing...in our basement. I can't imagine it's THAT bad Which causes even more tension between countries and centralises power further Best part is :28 in, when he up and breaks the iPad in two. I doubt I was the only one with a My local arcade had it since launch My visceral reaction is: Baldur's Gate 2 : [Yoshimitsu was contracted to kill you! Uhm, **OWW** 1. 8 other innocent civilians? How do you know they were civilians? You have a cake by your name! Afraid not. Yea but.. some of those paths on that trail.. I saw him put a whole rake in once ..... can I just point out your reddit handle and say hybrid-moments 04 or hybrid-mom-ents 04?? >until I die or they cancel it whichever comes last. I think you've done quite enough of that already. yes, damn it we'll admit it, we're tired of sloppy seconds. just once we'd like to find a nice piece of boy butt that hasn't already been broken in by the Catholic Priests. ▔╲\_[ Is it still there? loving the lute's expression " We call that stalking on OkC! Then they changed it to visitors. Then they got rid of it all together. ... God damn, what a hottie Oh. I...see. Thanks, ribaribigrizerep. Violent expropriation vs. NAP-centered counter-economics... not sure that's an easy divide to bridge. wat Wear offensive stuff. i find it funny what people do. Glasses help so they cant see your eyes. I had a marijuana shirt on and everyone looked and then went They made Balrog better.....? wow. Artificial white caps above, decay below? Are you on OkC? you were looking the *background*? Yes, you see, you're brainwashed. Brainwashing is a bad thing. He is indoctrinated. Indoctrination is a good thing. There are also a few less-starred ones She definitely can. Small Asian girl that's cute, dresses incredibly well, and incredibly geeky (part of our D&D group). Gets all sorts of free drinks. Well, except for last night when she went on a date and her date apparently forgot his cash for a $30 bottle of wine Sarah Palin is secretly working for the Democratic Party? whoa. I am not sure what the technique you used to get that effect in the final photo was, but your makeup has made the other woman's bosom distractingly huge. For the love of god, please, a *little* less makeup before that poor woman has chronic back pain. Really? This was the *first* thing that occurred to you? Yeah, me too. All she wants to do is sell me furniture with strange names that comes in conveniently flat boxes. I'm also '09, and actually lived in Clements Hall... I'm kinda curious if maybe I know you? pederasty is sex with young men. I'm not one for excessive emoticons, but seriously. That wood wasn't so lucky for the tree nor the foot for the rabbit Instead of all this weird locking code, why not just use the \_\_slots\_\_ magic attribute of new-style objects? maybe cause he's bald and the other kids who steal the girl away have awesome scene hair? ( Don't ask what he's jiggeling Oh no I mean the [F] next to your name I wonder how narwhal would taste with sriracha This may be true. The boat may not have been missed because it may have never existed! No need, I'm already signed up... If true, then yikes! I, er, what would i be able to do with an email and a udid aside from send test builds? oooo that looks tight I had trouble once but I read it at a normal pace Oi. do i have one? What are the chances... I actually know someone who has recently taken up the habit of jokingly greeting me by pronuouncing my name "dalh-lan". in fact, i am tempted to do a boston reddit meetup here What's your opinion on traders that use 'technical analysis' while conducting their trade? I took an intense technical analysis course and though it seemed interesting it still looked like it was too good to be true.. Fibonacci analysis in order to predict future movements in the market just seems like witchcraft to me ** Where I work there is a local vacuum pocket, sitting in the office right next to me. I'm a part time software developer. So he wants me to build a safety accounting system in my "free time". When I ask him what the requirements are he says "it needs to scan bar codes" If it's not... it should be! But what if it isn't I have a cat who sometimes goes into full attack-mode on my hand when I pet him. He wraps his paws around my arm, bites down as hard as he can, flips over onto his back, and starts rapidly kicking my arm with his back legs, claws fully extended. Hurts like a mother****** and now it scares me too. yeah i messed up for some reason The reason they performed so many studies: people kept calling in and complaining that diet soda gave them headaches. and they are bidding their time like anyone on reddit has that much free time on their hands Sadly I would happily eat bugs without the least shred of guilt but bugs are just too icky. In fact, i have a silverfish trapped under a glass that i don't know what to do with. On top of that I just read they can live for a year without food keep in mind we know who you are cynical cheeto Wow! That's crazy Pretty sure only the one on the left is a kid. What good things have you found in poopy diapers? Also, why the hell are you sifting though poopy diapers looking for good things to begin with?! I haven't shared it yet. I must admit. I was one of those people who was like, " you have the most beautiful eyes im really not trying to come off as smug or facetious but i just can't even imagine that this is so common. you guys live in a very different world And you people still use iphone why? Same here. In one sex ed class the grade below was practising putting condoms on bananas we missed out :(. Rumour has it that a male teacher asked if any one masturbated (this was at an all male school btw) and the class just went silent, then he busted out "I do!" many lulz were had. We did a semester of Buddhism, Islam, Hinduism, and Hebrew (our teacher didn't say how Christianity was 'better' than any of them, just pointed out the differences and similarities). We also went to a Mosque where the ADD kid asked why do Muslims blow-up people and everyone in the room was like so 13 year old kids who play pokémon do the doggy style these days lol, i often consider the world in that view. wait, you dont exist, so why am i commenting. You just blew my mind Why is there a Man Utd badge beside my name? How does the mod knows which team I support? My mind is blown. I thought it was universally looked upon as being sloppy/stupid/skanky/horribly misguided/horribly embarrassing. I guess I was naive. That sounds like a question for a socio/anthropologist to me. But, personally, I get that feeling too. Base-10 feels cold and forced, while base-12 feels a bit more intuitive. Dunno why. I was thinking the same: jesus, don't tell us this actually happened! The homophobia probably isn't needed Man, you know you're crazy when you're too extreme even for the KKK. I'm a G cup, I'd love to see them put my photo up there...but it'd probably frighten the schoolkids. Ducks like "Shit, he found out!!!!" Just to put forward a different opinion. Have you considered pop music, game production or the movie industry? Even if you don't personally find value in their output, I still consider those arts (and they're all victims of piracy). I respect that some artists work purely for the love of their craft, but many things require money. Film reels are expensive, staff need to be paid, studio time costs. Just to be extreme; imagine if Titanic was made on a shoe-string budget, so they filmed it on a tug boat. I"m too scared of security cameras When I look at the sun I sneeze Your penis? Another Sarasota redditor!?!?!? I thought of the anal sex equivalent of this before I even clicked. wtf, i have a pentium 4, 2 GB RAM and a graphics card equivalent of 512 MB, but Modern Warfare 2 works on medium graphics smoothly? go I see it everywhere I look now. yeaa im nervous. i think we will pull it off because we usually play like an entirely different team in playoffs vs regular season. i'm more nervous about blackhawks and us in the conf finals Looks like a human bellybutton. I know, right? I did a " LOL. DikMut was adopted maybe That, too, would take eight minutes! This film makes me ask: If a dog can poop on a field and still be that happy, maybe he is happy *because* he pooped on a field, and if so, why don't *I* poop on fields? Too much plot, not enough sparkly vampires... Just got off the phone with my parents. They were ecstatic. Maybe I should call them more often ahh Ghostbusters and Gremlins, you deserve an upvote for those alone haha... I added Malcolm X, Schindler's List, and Scrooged to my list...just because they're not what I specified I wanted, doesn't mean I won't look into the movies. I'm willing to watch almost anything (I watched Teeth for fuck's sake Now I can see why he doesn't smile are you... trying to say "zionist"? I'm curious what the submitter was doing/searching for when he came across this Oh wow. What has been seen... (>^(> ** Not according to the site that belongs to the guy who's stalking you. the ultilisk made my eyes go Eh, I've had worse. Got an "Inciteful Comment" trophy back on 3/26 no less. Thanks for the ... moral support? I was handed one of their Riddle Box promo tapes outside the Minnesota State Fair in 1995. We popped it the tape deck and promptly laughed our asses off. From then on, it was a common prank to put it in the stereo at various parties and watch everybody do this: And here's the graphic: thanks!! Starcraft is 12 years old?! I would wear those...and am now thinking of actually customising a pair of jeans along these lines I had just gotten used to receive screenshots in a word document so imagine my surprise when I received one in an excel document Actually, he's not trying to do damage control for Silva. The article takes quotes from a Q&A held from a day before the fight. I don't think he knew what was going to happen the day before I lost it? Wow... I suddenly feel so inadequate.... Stumbled upon my old drummer in Bang Bros, and then a girl I used to see in a dirty group of friends in a few others. Also, some crazy black chick I used to work with. In the case of the girls though, I found them after hearing they were in them children Yes, very much so... I showed my boyfriend a picture of my twin cousins (to point out their anorexia) and he said, "I swear I've seen jizz on those faces." duct tape? Or the only crazy one What the hell was that That berserk game looks like best game adaptation I've ever seen They've been playing for years, I'm pretty sure they know this as I've heard them talk about it, I think they like it err... what do you mean, exactly? are you thinking of people that may expand “SD” to “secure digital”? How do we know you are actually you There was this one time I had this cat for a while that I hated and it was freaking out because it hated being stuck in one room and it wouldnt drink its water because it wasnt her usual bowl. I kept pushing her into the water bowl and going This is true. I know one dog (a lab mix) who expresses his gland in sort of a projectile fashion when he gets scared. I LOVE FUNNY JUNK PLEASE SAVE IT PEOPL Talked to a tea party dude who was screaming at some students on campus about same-sex marriage. He said that if we allow same-sex marriage then human-animal marriages are soon to follow. I'm pretty sure I literally went ### erm, iron maiden tape - think it was something like greatest hits or something South park just had its 200th episode, and is 14 years old. Actually didn't they change the lyrics of the firsst song because there was soemthing inapropriate in it? wtf downvotes? ... and you where expecting *what* kind of pleasuring from her!? your grandmother is a /b/tard? I was playing with them and was all like "Eh, this is pretty interesting." then I got them to orbit and I was like Wait a minute ... You had a crush on Jessica too? First? first of all, shouldn't there be 6 abs instead of just 4... really misshapen ones? whoever thinks those look like abs has never seen real abs before A friend once told me that I wasn't a true American until I'd seen The Breakfast Club and ET. Oh god why does this actually sound good? And the same people that are up in arms over the decision are the same ones that demand that government get out of our lives and quit deciding what we need (healthcare for example), yet here they are demanding that government tell us when to pray. I'm sorry sir is that a comment on the fact that i'm uncut, or that i'm a grower rather than a shower? That's an interesting thought. I know for sure that nobody suspected me of being anything but a straight male. Everybody I came out to was like Alf and Elf are serious domestic threats? That's awesome. My nephew used to take the food he didn't like and smear it all over his face. I'd love to know WHY they do that. Indeed I've never actually looked up stuff about it. Yes. All the time. One time, I found people in China sunbathing in their backyard I am unfamiliar with that smiley/emoticon... prequels count Downvote for not understanding it is quote, not a joke. yeah and stay away from the spinal cord. I think my calves would be pretty tasty though. You have like two hairs ive litarlly cmd+r'd this thread like 70 times. Imagine someone that pathetic cus it was in the pooper Wait... people hit page down to scroll? That's not sad, it's fricken scary You're doing it wrong wow his arm looks disproportionately large Theyre nice, but i just cant laugh an think Giant earthworm 7m by circlejerk having the cancer it once again is making an ironic parody of reddit having cancer via circle jerk. .... the recursion is happening guys if you're not annie, then who ARE you?? I am sure he will grow on me, but every time he looks away and looks back I keep expecting David Tennants face um... what's the dirty interpretation of RGSM? I studied engineering and learned it as mkgm1 did. But not in my engineering courses IIRC. Hitchhiker's Guide That's awesome. Honestly, despite the tactile nature of these documents I miss some of the personality you see in other kinds of documents, and especially other, nearer time periods (like yours) where a more literate population leaves behind bigger traces of themselves. I find myself having to creatively imagine my subjects' motivations through the notary's legal obfuscation. My favorites are the marriage contracts after-the-fact when it's clear a young couple has run off with each other without proper parental permission. Motivations there run pretty clear. India has the lowest prison population? WTF. even compared to iceland? i watched the unfolding pyramid for entirely too long I dont say it. Aside from hating the whole 'princess' thing, be it wedding, disney, whatever. Even though Ive accidentally planned out about half my wedding, Id honestly be okay with a courthouse and a few witnesses. I hate being the center of attention. Most people wont let me get away with it, however. Apparently me ever getting married will be A Big Deal, and must have a dozen hundred attendants the country loves its guns too? I wouldn't want to police your thoughts, either. But there's a difference between '(sideways glance) *damn, hot*' and the sort of " lol thank you! She's really gorgeous so that's a big compliment. I just hope I'm nothing like her personality-wise So what does it mean if I related most to Charlie? I read this to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Fan Club March song... Because it's generally a better time than fucking with a bad thing? israel pisses off about 1 billion people in this world, I don't see how outlining how this is a military liability for us is rocket science Oh that fur.. I'm a Mechatronics Engineering major in my third year of study. I can confirm that you learn a lot. A lot you mean soylent green is made of human flesh I couldn't even pronounce that after having heard it for myself Saw a CD explode in my brother's computer. We are sitting there at the desk getting ready to install some game, and he puts it in, and in the middle of the installation we hear it blow apart. We were like Infact, six seasons! Hopefully some senators will get a contact high The form seems exceptionally difficult to complete, what does it even do? Doesn't seem to help me any Somehow, I knew from the beginning that that was the punchline, but even so, I wouldn't that be called a 'shotgun' ? And lots of cheese, I just realized my keyboard is from 1998. Hmm.... INSCOM is still running Windows ME. aw man those pro drivers, driving headlong into the dangerous center circle This is neat! Can't say that I'm not a bit jealous of everyone's tags though... Wait, what? I heard Cake ? With names like Aurelius and Furius? Yes, yes he is. But careful, he might open your cans of beer the same way... Let's also not forget about the interview portions of the show. Or am I to understand that these are all somehow tightly scripted? ...not that there's anything wrong with that Haha you sound exaclty like me! I thought nobody like me existed haha yeah she did I think you meant Value varies person to person. Wrong and right are opinions. I think people should do a couple things which I would HOPE everyone can agree one. First let's focus on the children that are ACTUALLY here. Second let's try and lower the number of abortions, not by changing laws or meddling in women's healthcare issues but by better sex education and condom distribution. I think that would accomplish far more than arguing over things like values that no two people on the planet share 100%. But that's just me At laugh at how silly and stupid mine sounds...then I realized how bad it would actually be if everyone omitted vowels. am....am I the only one who had a double-take at "hale bays"? Why go so far? Jeez, this feels so much more personal than reddit Why isn't that your monitor? Holy fuck. I'm eating there now. What exactly does *your* username imply? Thanks. Can't say I've ever experienced his problem, but my expertise is limited to one schlong. No idea how common it is, but it just comes off as a little... whiny to me. Thousands of women can't even get *themselves* off. I can't do it without a little help from Jill (except conspicuously on my birthday That's what YOU think. My family has kept syrup in the fridge for as long as I can remember... Grandparents too. Did somebody here order an orchestra? Cypress hill, I'm looking at you Sorry, I read up in the OP that it was 12, and even looked up there to verify how long it'd been; I'm not sure why I typed 4. I've been using Chrome and Firefox to 'google' things right from the address bar without any plugins already though Dude, click submit without typing anything. It's really hard and expensive I'd probably be more careful cleaning circuit boards if I were you, looks like you might have caused more damage than what the board originally received. ( Macro! Whoa, that looks crazy 1.0 and 1.1 made me go . . . "when"? Why? If before the child was born it wasn't worth adoption, why now? Just save our tax dollars on his education, not to mention the "possibility of an abusive adopter" (one the reason OP aborted I just realized that my arms look way too skinny in that picture. I disagree You got rid of your Legos? Holy shit I just figured that out. looks like gollum 15lbs at birth? holy crap, I'd never even realized that How do you know it is dense I had to highlight the comments to see them.. That picture and your comment makes me wish I had spare ribs I finally found out what it means to *fap*, and it is **crazy**. There is a wood league? that actually looks like it might taste good Permanently dry out? I have your story open in the next tab Oh my gosh Actually, I had noticed that. The laptop was gussied up with glaringly bright stickers, making it somewhat analogous to a 3 dollar whore in a frontier town. Also, what the fuck does the Toshiba ECObutton do? Plant a tree somewhere? Those eyes Btw this wasn't my preferred title, I had to resubmit this link about 4 times because I think it kept setting off the Spam filter, what's up with that? Does it randomly censor shit So, wait. This is a *feature*? I rhyme throughout the day about... everyday stuff (i.e brushing teeth, masturbating, the usual) My friends get a kick out of it, I been doing all my life. Anyone else like this and if so would you like to battle? Einstein found that space and time are woven together into the same fabric, called space-time. According to General Relativity, the force of gravity is the stretching and curving of this "fabric". It's hard enough to see space and time as two sides of the same coin, but try to picture TIME as GRAVITY. Same here! But I recently noticed that a smile was the difference between walking past a guy on a nice spring day and having the guy do a 180 and follow me down the street asking about my marital status. So for science I tried it again - not a come hither smile, just a "Hi, nice day, hope you're enjoying it like I am!" smile. Same thing... quick turnaround, hi are you single, where are you going, what's your name? Thats a good point... I hadn't considered that. If that's the case wouldn't they be required to inform the next buyer that it was returned goods? ^^^^^ I thought there was something fishy about a white 3 kopeiki coin Therefore implying the conservatives are relevant? This looks like a half finished first draft… did rest of the post get add'd? ...and paul simonon and Mick jones that reporter has a serious case of crazy eyes Which board was this on? Wow you left it in for 2 years? Oh what the fuck.. It's like the mini-mouth from the Alien movies. And yes, I think that was the scientific name for it WTF does this mean Demon's Souls doesn't even have an easy mode. All of the people that have touched the outside of that wrapper Our high-school principal rarely made annoucements over the PA system, and when he did, it was always in this horribly serious monotone voice. Usually it was something like the pep rally being moved to the east gym, or the cafeteria computer system crashing. Something boring and inconsequential. So smartass that I am, I was sitting in my first period band class tipped back on my chair, and "good morning WilHi students..." came on. I yelled out "OH SNAP, SOMEONE DIED" and a few people laughed. Until he announced that the beloved art teacher who was basically the reason half the dorky kids stayed in school had died of cancer. What in the hell did he say? Last 3 lines = not English. Or is there someone named Dere and an action known as "Bow-Fucking"?? You would do it again? ... dude that's fucked up I agree with capitalism, therefore Adam Smith's invisible hand is stuck up my back. I read this to my girlfriend and she replied " I'm 19 and I've got a couple hundred bucks in my checking account, and I don't have a savings ... how the hell do you know all this!? But who was camera? Son? That made me physically twitch. Have you ever lived in Brazil? Very true. Maybe not enough philosophers are drunk and/or high..? At least it's not "I admit it took a while getting used to bedding mom" wat? Why not, they're just earings, seriously What the hell is "Thought Control"? Are they talking about HCR? shit, this cannot be unseen BTW Can you elaborate on the two Poland and no Lithuania comment? I am a history buff, yet I completely do not understand what you are saying, yet you got upvoted so much, I must be missing something I have already have this set as my homepage for the past month so it plays every time i launch my browser Well, l really didn't see that. The video that was brought to class by this guy was a compilation featuring deaths videotaped from afar. Where you could distinguish a run-over, a man getting shot from a distance. Nothing really gorey, until this final video with Budd and suddenly *BLAM!!* Not even had the chance to turn away... I was just like I don't even know who that guy is. I think I hate him more.. Did you see this on a sitcom? Razor's Hanlon! I think (hope) he's referring to the way some people think you should never hit a woman...Ever. No matter what the circumstances...Those are the people that make me go all " Loli haet creepypasta am not sure how got through till the 9th episode I attended CPHS starting in 01. Wonder if I know you ... That cat has the most amazing cheeks in the world uat de fac? You still haven't told me the why though But... it's *International* ... Ravenholm Wow. And I thought my allergies were rough. You have made another human being. think about that. ,.!.. { hold me!! Palin calling Fox lamestream media? While I agree that we're nowhere near as bad as the US (at least, the stupider areas like the bible belt) I think theres a lot more crap we have to put with than we realize - a prime example being that the catholic church is still in charge of 93% (I think) of our primary schools, despite all those, you know, cases of their priests raping kids ... Wow I just turned 20 a couple days ago and I've had 5x as many as you have. Or ~checks out today's office attire~...me? OMG we are everywhere ...You've met most of the redditors can't unsee. Question - who are you? I went to high school and took an art class with James. Would be pretty wild to run into him on THE INTERNET. new youtube video player layout how did you do that? Too early in the morning. lol thanks for your participation, but this was 11 days ago I prefer Dr. Pepper flat I feel old sometimes, it's my 21st in July and I don't want to do the whole going out and getting trashed thing. In fact, I'm having a housewarming/21st Do they? Wait, Victoria's Secret *has* 32C bras?! I'm kinda in between 32B and C, I though 32C was some mythical size that doesn't really exist ** Imagine what would have happened if he started and in-game slap fight. Stage 6 is a company that makes low budget movies for Sony. The biggest movie they have done was the Boondock Saints 2. They found it on my DA page I don't care. I just shit in empty pools. I think we just stumbled onto a whole new genre of chick-flicks. Same shit happened to me back in November, but it was the row in front and across the aisle from mine. I like Colorado. I've been doing it wrong this whole time Why does an obviously feminist activity require a feminist defense?? It's cool ;) snuck out back.. even though my dads asleep in the lounge, and my back door makes alot of noise.. Saw the nsfw tag and still managed to Heh, that's the submission that got me to Google about this issue because I simply did not believe it. Then I found source after source, some more credible than others, confirming it. And I was like "meaty ass grin" It makes a lot more sense now that I realize you guys keep your fucking wallets in your back pockets. What an odd body. Only if you're burning the plastic while you're smoking man Wow, that's a whole new level of hardcore Something similar happened to me when I talked to a creationist about evolution for the first time. I was like, "Wait, there are people who _don't believe in_ evolution? Eq2 was way more than a mere graphical and interface upgrade. 157,430,000 Chinese adults suffer from mental illness? The limit as A->infinity of the integral of 2 pi r dr from 0 to A is infinity My 'dealer' (technically just a contact) does that all the time. It looks pretty pro, but considering bottles are never in short supply I'll stick to that and save myself the smokey stench.. I was all: I'm kind of in the same boat. I like porn of just about whatever combination of sexes you can come up with, but only would be interested in a relationship with another guy. But as Nidorino (wait, a Pokemon? The new Call Of Duty looks boring Look! Its princess bubblegums rainicorn!!! My insane roller-coaster mood swings are you drunk She has 6 toes on her right foot Real-life Uncanny Valley example. essentially you need to watch the whole season. TRY PIRATE BAY ( Was that Sepiroth's theme?! you guys are way too focused on military you have an... er, interesting username He didn't... cracked.com on cogsci? (O_O) UNZ (X_X) UNZ(O_O) UNZ (X_X) UNZ( Thats the other reason I kicked AVG to the curb. Avast was alright, but everything runs ridiculously slow during scans. Im happy with MSE, but 8 hours for a regular scan? Really? i thought your graph was -170k for a moment Wow you guys are fast. Good advice! Running is a great all over workout and you only need 2 legs to do it! Saw a few broken arm/wristed people at my 10k this am...and a girl with one arm! It's got lips I wish I had that kind of balance That icing looks like ketchup. I can't be the only one who initially jumped out of her seat. The cuteness grows as the That's what a hipster would say why were there so many people - like in the entrance. Makes me go Blocked at work... they must have some racy lessons on there Yea, I deactivated my profile last year and for awhile people kept asking me why I deleted everyone from facebook. "Yep, Sun logo, looks normal, swirly stuff, talking about flippyloopedydoop letters... hang on a mo... OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO COOL How did you get Swype when it's in closed beta? I don't see anything wrong with your perspective. It really just illustrates how you and I are very different. Heh, I mentioned this thread to my wife and she was like Who is Steven? so you don't like Ministry I take it? Slow motion definitely happens haha. I remember once my friend picked me up when I was super stoned, and the time it took to get to the top of my street felt like hours. That drive takes less than two minutes. omg hawt Fuck, I bought a half ounce for 4/20 and I only just finished it yesterday PRETTY COLORS Aagh oh my god stop this Wtf@ 'explosives dumping area' Yea, i doubt one can memorize fatty acid synthesis under an hour, or signal transduction pathways...the horror i thought i was the only person that remembered that phrase Holy crap! WTF?!? At first I was like -_- but then I was like Agreed. I always take my re-usable bags now and I cant stand it when buying a single item and the clerk puts it in a paper bag. On Earth Day, Target was giving away free reusable bags and the girl at the check-out put my milk in a plastic bag, then put the plastic bag in the reusable bag. "The Jews ear juice." That is some dedication right there. I don't remember reading that. Now you're making me wonder if I just didn't read it or if I'd read it and it completely slipping my mind I totally thought it was over when you escaped being baked but then it kept going and I was like ( your name makes me question your interest in this. ...you sound like an older and more together kind of me ...you sound like an older and more together kind of me Is there any other way? I Giggled Like A Small Girl Teheheheheee Hmmm N I Think Somewhere On Facebook It Says : Join If You Wanna Know Who Took His Viginity....... My brother, sister, and I are all very liberal atheists, in the middle of Mississippi with conservative parents. Shrooms! he's not getting it Now how do conventional firearms work in space? All of it? Of course dude! You'd lose your bio-electric energy! Then you won't be able to use any of your augmentations! Which practically makes the F3 to F12 keys useless Don't think ya can. Also, how the fuck do you read comics on the PSP screen ... was that allowed on TV? I always thought it was freaking weird that we take the last part of the spelled-out number and put it on the end of the numeric symbol. If you want to abbreviate "three", you say "3". Great. But if you want to abbreviate "third", you say "3rd"? You fucker you, stop taking all my posts :O -> :l -> > Whenever I sit on my toilet **and masturbate,** this stares across at me Why the hell are you watching that in the first place?? Man, you didn't have to tell me I'd need to read that again OMG ... Fascinating. I always try to duck fucks nobody else likes ....... how does one figure out they're into unicorn porn? Hate to bring something up if you're self-conscious about it or something, but what's wrong with your foot? The BNP got 3 times as many votes as the Green Party where I live as well . . . somehow... that makes it all right. You never go ass to mouth Totally got the same message Oh someone send me an r-mail... I don't understand how his fingers don't just snap and crack from all the weight ...is '88 old now...? How is that fact "fun?" I am definitely not looking forward to that next year. Just having the limited summer access drives me nuts and we'll run over him again if he comes back Wait... what? I started to joke with my girlfriend that every female around here (Harlem) has a name that ends in "-asia", and since we started saying that, I've heard at least three girls calling out to their friends with strange, made up names ending exactly that way. but, but, it's only sexual transmitted... what does this mea-- i will consider the offer. let me sleep on it You took that bet from a Leeds fan? ¯\ Why do people ever link to the fullscreen version? Death! "However, he missed the Marine Corps and returned to Vietnam in 1969, where he took command of a platoon of sniper." Sounds like you're almost ready for a move to FreeBSD i would like to help you but ive decided that because i pirate everything anyway itunes wont be much use to me. stickfu can do it if he hasn't already I think I went into shock from the moment he picked up the urinal cake... Wait... I am still in disbelief. You look at their faces? It's jagged alright You're a dream character in another person's dream. Agreed, I initially thought, "Oh, that's *adorable*, look how *small* it is!" and watched it in action and went, " freak This is blowing my mind! I mean I know that the way it is spelled it should be pronounced with a long e but I have literally never heard it that way. What a bizarre website kinebud? Whats that That bastard When I was younger, I had a childminder for after school. Her son went to the dentist and I had to come along as the whole point was I wasn't old enough to be left unattended in the house, I was a kid. Anyway, this kid (like, 6 years old)... his tooth was green and furry, a molar. Fucking disgusting. I went out to the waiting room and the childminder's toddler daughter read one of those picture book things. And we heard the most amazing screams. It was hilarious. It turned out they put the needle in his mouth, he freaked out and bit the needle. They somehow managed to inject him and stuff and he was speaking in a slurred voice for ages. The screams though... they were the needle. Not the pliers. Apparently *you* reddit They've been smoking since I was a kid, I started smoking with them when I was about 17 \ The surgery can reduce band size as well? yes.. "But Where?!" i think he just meant using a dollar ^ this needs to be put in the new player guide on the right cause no one seems to know about this I only has one problem. The article says Zues made Hercules into a god. Thats not true. Hercules was poisoned and in such great pain that he set himself on fire in a funeral pyre. He was then given council by Hera, and allowed to live amongst the gods. Hera being his enemy the whole time NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! No, but really, it's just a phase. Hey it's a phase that might last thousands of years and might wipe out half of the species, but a phase nevertheless. /s The man with the most asymmetrical face in show business. i'm 5'8" and 120lbs and i don't think i'm stick-skinny This is totally next to the commons UAA, I almost ran into a moose on my ride home last week. Live down campbell creek. Didn't see it till I wizzed by. I was like This is a really good point, guess I need some new sources Ummmmm are you my roommate? Because this describes my living situation well (in Allston, with a bunch of random people, and one of them owns a tuxedo cat). Holy crap, this made the front page. Thank you, everyone. I just did 100 in about 2 minutes ** A women shoved a very thin vibrator through the urethra of a guys boner. Proceeds to fuck his hole with it and split his cock open like a ripe banana. Reminds me of the acid-dropping scene from Walk Hard. GOOD GOD!! Wow, that's... disturbing. There are religious Swedes?! Yeah.. What? Explain please? wah ear-buds actually mean earphones to me, amazing! That program looks awesome I asked,ASKED why people love Firefly.What did I get?Downvotes. weird... everybody is laughing!!! My grandpa used to send me out for lottery tickets, cigarettes, and beer. His emphysema made walking too difficult to go himself. ... Why did you have a boyish haircut like that? Oh damn, didn't think you had to slow down that much. Well thanks for proving me wrong ive listened to doolittle too much, so perhaps I am just sick of it. Roger Ebert gave it 0 stars on a 1 to 4 star scale! And I thought I've seen all in porn Wow, I totally forgot about that. same i was Nosoup... have you ever played WoW? Do you remember the.. .. uhmm... experience of the Barrens chat? Felicia stated that she has not met anyone offensive.... well good lord if barren chat was not offensive then I am pretty sure you would be a druid in shinning bear form. (or is it tree form... or maybe cat form... or boomkin.. FU YOU STUPID H4X OP PoS!) The point is if you can so much do better than staring at breasts and drooling while making gorilla sounds, you might stand a chance to chew the fat after all!.... unless she lied!!! wait... what if she DOESN'T know about barrens chat... then wait.. its all a lie Implementation-defined, not undefined. How do you get from "not portable" to "undefined behaviour"? Somebody needs to make boxes of garbage bags where each bag contains a folded up cardboard garbage box to put the bag in. Then when the trash is full, you could take out the bag, fold up the garbage box and throw it away in the bag. Is that the spider That level was meant to be played alone, in the middle of the night, in a very dark room Wow, things have changed since I went to school This works best, there is also a follow unit key now ctrl+f, but its disabled by default that looks like a liger At first I was like o.o, but then I was like The white space between the upvote and downvote buttons looks like an H. Can't stop seeing it. I am so confused as to how you found this without actually having received it yourself. He... he has boobs... what? Same guy? What the fuck did I just see? wtf is mumble Yes, I am defensive. I just said that I was offended. I was really freaked out. Then Garfunkel started singing. Then I was *really* freaked out Kind of surprised at the charity offset there Haha, yeah exactly what I was thi-- wait ... huh? Damn! *Stares at laptop* Strangely, the 1st picture looks like this kid I know, a few years back. I've been telling him he looks like a girl for a while now. Maybe there is some merit to me telling him so. I fell down playing Ultimate Frisbee. Straight up haha. Before either of the hip replacements, I had something called an Osteotomy. This consists of cutting the femur in half I've never really been in the closet..but i think i'm coming out of it In 6th grade I wasn't doing my work so my teacher sent me to a 1st grade teacher's class until I finished my work. So, I'm just sitting there not doing anything, I was messing with my ID when the teacher comes up behind me and smacks me on the back of the head pretty damned hard. I'm sitting there dumbfounded and she says "Do your work and stop fiddling with your ID". This is the same teacher my younger sister had to be removed from because the teacher would yell at her and degrade her. I never did anything about it though. What a bitch. Mrs. Weir, her name was. Plus, her kids were the most well behaved kids I've ever seen. None of them talked out of place or questioned a word she said. While I was there she had them all copy the alphabet 25 times over because someone was late. Wasn't that one of the spoiled brats in Scent of a Woman? Holly fucking Christ I am getting so old Muy! What about ripping out the button and figuring out where the wires go? But she's spayed. O\_O backwards is Meta self... That's a bit of a mind fuck to think about. Okay. Should there be a timeline?? Damn. I've been late 17 times THIS YEAR. Haha I got that e-mail last night too What are the "sexual acts" that he performs from behind? Oh how reddit changes a (wo)man.. wtf happened to the link I'm a narutard, but I actually did know that akatsuki meant dawn where? Make sure you go before the riots. But if he dies, that frees up one hand, but we lose two LOL honest mistake? accidentally attaching wifi snooping gear on vehicles all over the world? They aren't? I don't understand how scientific definitions can vary from state to state. What if Obama dies in office? Then we have BIDEN. Took me a while(due to laughter) but I think he meant "cocky". HAHAHAHAHA, Metalopolis game was Thanks, but 250 active members? So that pokemon can turn into any of the legendary dogs? the worst part about evony ad is if your at work then: Since when was Russia part of Europe? I'm living in Oslo and I agree. I came from Eugene, OR, USA, where the rush hour to campus looks a bit like this, and where there's no need at all to have a car, and it was The famous pizza guy accident I always thought was true is there. Mine too. I even "yell" weird things in my head to see who notices it. holy shit. ytmnd is still active? There is no spoon? I can back this up. Had Dave's Insanity Sauce at my friend's parent's cabin once- holy mother of God. You got downvoted for that? Is your dad 14? why do african people have all the super athletic genes? fuck. Wow what league was that? But...the laughter... i find it better than editing my post if i want to post another related quip Yep, that's one of the reasons I'm thinking about getting a S/N that's less apparently trackable than this one. Someone once apparently found my myspace and attempted to intimidate me (although google doesn't even turn up my myspace at least for the 10 pages I looked through Whoa, never thought I'd see flyers for shows at Hailey's on Reddit. I'm not downvoting you ama please Really? You pay ~8 US cents per kW/h? How...did you do that? With the toolbar up top after clicking the link? No, it was actually holbrook... I lived there for a few years, now I'm just around the corner from the mall. And jeez, how far back into my reddit comment history did you need to go to dig up the pathmark thing? Last time I was in an Old Navy I swear the biggest size I saw was a 12.. and their stock was mostly 6's. Holy Shit! Did you just change my life? Her structural paintings are very nearly realistic. What is dbol? As a Brit who has travelled in both countries: yeah he should have been way away from the plane by then But he doesn't think people taste good....OR DOES HE?????? Wow. This is exactly what i do Weird. It does. Woah So someone shot your friend in the face, and he spit the bullet out? Are you trying to say the truth is always well written? $6000 She is so awesome. Disturbing and arousing at the same time I'm all for the subtleties of language and their words of no equivalence, but that correction is pedantic, man. It's excuseable what sosueme (excellent name for this discussion Yep. And now she's deleted all the comments too. All class. Her relationship sounds mad healthy and totally like it's something good for her and her bf what has been seen, cannot be unseen How are there so many girls in my area on that site Then I would be curious why you are parading around Reddit with two different user names Yea, is the OP asking us what kind of skivvies he should wear? Tried? Woah. Damn, it came back to life after I forgot about it Why is grandpa so obsessed with Johnny's penis and butthole? Can't agree more. Damn I just have the default Chromium contextual menu, the same i get when r-clicking on the page I don't think she needs to be photoshopped at all. At first I was like Hooking up w/ curious soccer players? There's still hope Yes, and there was even a time when CDs didn't exist yet. You live in NC? Can you tell me the name of said sushi restaurant so that I might avoid it? Oh no, it wasn't Harris Teeter sushi, was it? this was adapted from a much funnier racist joke As the auld oirish alchos say here "Sure there's aaytin and drinkin' in Guinness" (maybe not that funny if you aren't irish.... Your cat is so awesome. She reminds me of a mix between a Furby and a Critter. kitty WOWOWOW Haha, the answer YES to the "Do you believe in dinosaurs" question is marked as mandatory on my profile. I can hardly believe that's a question My god that Rufskin site is hot. i was a sophmore in college. It's like watching someone stand up and walk to the TV every time they want to adjust the channel or volume when the remote is right next to them on the couch. Sure, getting up and walking to the TV is a perfectly valid way to do it, but... Weren't you supposed to say orange?? And $200 cheaper He has recent albums? was this downvoted for personal taste in music? (>^_(> These were actually pretty cute. Everything's been voted down If I was an 18 Century Queen and these were my jesters/entertainment program, I would have them thrown to the Lions.. this is truly wtf.. You're right, they couldn't in SC1/BW. I've been hearing that they can in SC2 though. hehe, sorry. I just did a double take when I read it the first time and did a real life You are reddit? I fell for this, being lured to the site, in search for boobies... then realized that it was online game, not real boobies... glad i stopped there and didn't download the game. I would have been pissed to find it had no boobies... BOOBIES!!! Ooh, coolies! A doodle! I did play the Pac-Man game on the doodle. It was awesome, that doodle... who what have thought a doodle could be used as a game???? That was frickin wicked!!! The doodle rocks, man! It was a very awesome doodle. Google is such a genius for making a doodle like that! Erm... what was the subject again? The girl on the left looks like someone I used to work with Oh, McCain suspended his campaign alright. To get to Washington and "DO SOMETHING VAGUE" about the financial crisis, I think. It was a pretty Go on... I know a very different set of lyrics for that tune. Ahahaha. That's really weird. Ohmygod if that was really what his citizenship allowed him to do that'd be awesome. Oh man, I can't stop laughing at this. I keep imagining "OMFG did I break my... You really can't tell it's Photoshopped crappily? long story short you don't like it cause it's different to what you're used to I have honestly never seen this. I thought gasoline was apple juice I just felt it was incredibly Deus ex machina without the proper foundations put in place. I agree that you could intuit that the Zone was a player, but it would be like having a book that references the sky now and then, and the resolution involves having the sky come down and crush the bad guys. Terminal is a fallout style computer, and i can't leave the room They always seem to find me! On accident usually. lightly tinted... as in the windows tinted? That is terrifying Err, the point of rendering only as much as is necessary is that it would stay responsive. The performance optimization isn't worth the performance cost? OGC, stupidface. It's apparently a guy fapping. Or you can torrent Haha, maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I like to meet people in RL, although the internet is increasingly blurring the boundaries. My BFF found his GF on craigslist, and I was like I never knew that. Hot dogs aren't good here either. I have absolutely no idea what's going on in that video Also, look at her location. Now it's getting eerie. Holy Jesus on a flaming pantomime horse. That's just ludicrous. Actually, the real mission of akatsuki is to capture the remaining multi-tailed demons and defeat konoha! I thought the whole thing was an Abomination. That kid'll start screaming like a Harpy soon. He secretly had ambitions of being some sort of Leader one day, but not any more. He'll have to settle for an average career, hustling and bustling just to keep up with the Jones'. Betty didn't know how much it was going to hurt. I'd be more worried that deviants seem to love you Best moment is so hard to choose, most of them are related to people we met on the way though. You meet so many awesome people, some local, some doing similar things, some doing ridiculous things (like cycling from London to Beijing Yeah I get that, but it wears off super quick. Smoke when you think it is right. I love smoking it, but it clashes with my lifestyle at times, most of my friends are ignorant to it and don't want to understand. My last ex thought it would turn me into a violent women beater. Yeah. The weird thing is, she still marries him. just so you know, in case you show this to people with less LOST knowledge than the rest of us, that it took me half a second to realize exactly what the sonic fence posts were I miss those. What?! !!! This has been happening to me but I'm using Firefox It works for me on Windows 7 Firefox, although there's a lot of white space below and above the characters. Chrome just has empty box characters, although oddly, the text in the tab works... Surprisingly, it works perfectly in Internet Explorer 8 I was absolutely waiting for that too!! I don't think I took a breath from the time the guy started jumping in the air until it was over. Dangit Reddit, now I have to find something else to read until my heart stops racing and I can finally go to sleep lawyers: the natural enemy of doctors ........I couldn't feel mine until it was 18 cm and 1 kg in weight. I got a kid perpetually vomiting up his own head. ** Wow, thats some serious therapy issue stuff going on there There's a queen in England ? Hexxus But those were Welsh accents Some of those are mindblowing The Daily Mail, with an article about Philosophy. In what way did they not understand? Exactly.. I tought he would run into the toilett stall and get smacked in the face but the I read tl;dr and was like this The fact that you actually spent time on this comment makes me go So.. people screaming strange things are creepy, but psychopaths are cuddly? When the picture first loaded, I was all I did enjoy the part where the mutants devoured the guy who had just awoken from hypersleep. I can't imagine anything more horrific to wake up to. Hey, what are my neighbors up to? What...the... like...the perl programming language? It looks like a thumb ** TIL even the locks on the American cars are different from ours! I must have encountered a bug, then, because I had a whole caravan of elves in a closed room with ceilings and 7/7 in every tile. They just sat there. Being elves. Taunting me, in what should have been their watery grave. Ok, reading your post and comments I have some questions and comments of my own. Also, you sound like my ex Honestly, people hit on you? The Vibes thing under the music option is the same as my ringtone. Huh, what was that about mature players? It doesn't seem you fit your own standards. That's exactly my point. How on earth did the Others paint the inside from the outside Chris Brown's moved from beatdowns to licking booty! No. I wouldn't work for free A guy acting like a douche to women on the Internet my grandfather had one, worked just like in the picture, blew my little 7 year old mind And out of character for someone with ADD, is it not? I had a hard time deciding if the teacher actually believes in evolution or creationism God damn it. Every time im in physics class this happens too me. Im starting to get a reputation. Wow! This is *so* interesting. I think if you took 25 minutes every day to talk to your kids about safety they would get annoyed at you after the first week. That or become fearful/anxious of every day activities. I expected this to be about trannies I thought that title was "Decide my surgery fate". Is it just me, or does he sound suspiciously like the "Voice of Fate" from V for Vendetta? Maybe Alan Moore has taken up ghost-writing ...and flip out at the fact that a few of us have had the opportunity to walk on it. 21 million imaginary people? I grew up on State Route 736. It looks like Bucharest It's almost like they've watched too much Grease. In some hilarious recursion loop, I am also in my own belly at the moment.. as well as yours! I might actually have to sign into facebook to do something other than change my "privacy" settings I don't think she was acting Wait... we have killer bees? I did gangsta sideways aim while doing lasertag. It... worked I opened this in a tab, got distracted by a phone call, and when I came back to it thought I was having an acid flashback Thumbnail made me think it was going to be a condom that's a shit load to remeber... link? BLACK SMOKE MONSTER A lot of xkcd *is* super nerdy. Even though I appreciate math I sometimes The deleted scenes are even worse... About 2500 have my last name, and I'm in the #9300 range. There's a lot of uncommon names out there You can telepathically initiate sex? I just got a 504 Gateway Timeout--did you do that to mess with me? Awwww it's a widdle puppy! ... That turns into a giant shaggy guard-beast. I got mine in a cereal box. I'm actually playing it right now. Now your on a terrorist watch list for taking pictures of it. I'd guess that's it, an extra 1" wouldn't be enough for the expando... side...things. I guess you could use something else though, like duct tape or something how do you make the upside-down ^ ? Apparently you can buy that online at a smell-store. I have cake Put bong on it's side. Baby's first WTF moment Guess we have a mutual acquaintance! Does she know you posted this on Reddit? Damn that sucks. Shame it took you 4 years to find out how unstable she was You aren't the OP. which make french go like that : I'll be there monday brahhh looking for hallucinogens I used my girlfriend's ENV touch charger once ... Immediately drained my battery as if they switched polarity or something Wow.. I feel.. like an atom compared to all this.. I really wish people in the media would stop calling them a gay couple... that's like if they called my boyfriend and I a heterosexual couple because I'm trans... I seriously just went I would totally vote for these guys. Also, the guy at 1:44 Unfortunately, I'm totally serious. Dear zombie jesus... are you being sarcastic? What I find more fascinating and disturbing about the old add is the fact that women are putting *Lysol* up in their twats. I'm sure that fifty years from now women today will think we are positively neolithic for still dealing with tampons and pads but most of us still use 'em anyway. It's more of a "wtf?! That's funny, I just had to clarify being a female; after my first post I got several replies calling me a momma's boy. Is it me or does the shadow look fake... wtf is this?!? you might actually have something there I swear she was trying to give herself a lobotomy doing that when I got my new glass pipe a few months ago, me and my bro smoked a blunt, then went to hit my new pipe...and for like two hits we didn't use the carb [0] I figured. He's an awesome guy though! I started a pretty popular group on an alt music site for him and he talked to me quite a bit. I hope I can meet him someday The one thing I've heard about the dev cycle of SC2 that really makes me I can't believe that little car caused all that nice. I like the mushroom looks like melted pigs ....... Mexicans used to be white I just have a random note about aspect ratio to throw in. Although if you use square pixels the aspect ratio of the NES is 8:7 (as it apparently is in your hack) the pixels that the NES used weren't meant to be square. So to be completely accurate you need to apply aspect ratio correction to stretch it to 4:3, which is what the NES was meant to be played at. That's why the blocks in SMBC are rectangular rather than square. this is true. i would wager i require more balls (heh, and i'm a gal) to say as such. emotions, much like nature, are scary But you can't omg he can see the future I dare say, the clothes make the man. Wow, that was some great story-telling right there dude. I could almost feel the pain the you went through I'm WATCHING you, hare. It can't rain forever. did she just do what i think she did... I totally read disowned as drowned... i guessed it was 5d before reading the description at vimeo Good grief, she really does. lol fuck yeah. My brother once got a tray of chicken Heh. I think you look best at 131 lbs! I love the subtitle there. "Likely due to a burst sewer pipe"... what were they trying to flush? At first I was like Where does it say 'unpaid'? Strange angle I live just south of the med center IT'S ALF! haha.. love how some of us thought this pertained to Iron Maiden :P Up Vote The Irons!! \m/ mother of god Is this a serious question? Very cool! But who the heck encases their emoticons in parentheses, these days? I wouldn't be surprised Chewing? Strange, this came up on my winamp playlist earlier today Fuck Israel! Send more weapons to all those Muslims locked in a ghetto by "god's chosen people" ... Cancel the hatch or use the godliest of micro Digg was right, we really are a bunch of hipsters Where did that space come from? Priests can't stop bleed effects If you're not the snooping type, how did you end up looking at her phone messages? That doesn't imply payment, that implies a handjob. I like to think so... or maybe I just spend more time on the internet. Or maybe it's all a lie, there are no girls on the internet! I already do. *** No. But instinctively I did almost reach for it to have a sip. wait... So, you get charged 10 cents a text, and the recipient also gets charged 10 cents? Okay, I can understand the mobile-to-mobile (same carrier calling), but this sounds like a system far more complex than it needs to be. Why not just charge the originating party? Umm...okay I'm using qmail-mrtg, but it's been tripping all over itself for a couple of weeks, and I've not had a chance to clean it up... Just had baby Too bad the planet's quickly running out of usable copper. ... I'm going to need to have a room repainted soon. Do you charge? I check Bungie.net daily, but haven't played halo in weeks Try holding control + shift and then using the left/right arrow keys. I like how several of the pics include a Coke can next to the dildo for reference. Lol I've seen two people who played it regularly for like... two months lol that music just looped constantly but for some reason wasn't at all annoying to me Great body.... What?! You're saying bowl is for food and cup is for drinking? Wow, I'm from Portugal and if I rotate the spill 90 degrees it almost fits the whole country... I'm ignorant enough not to know who most of the people he messaged were . . . I assumed celebrities, but not what kind of celebrity Why the fuck were you downvoted? I just don't care, never did, never will, however when I did see the vid of the oil flowing out I was like.. I thought **I** was the only one! I always get the I swear undying love to my wage slavery ** What on earth are you doing that uses all those rows? Knowledge, +1. Thanks! (also this is why people should specify utf-8 in their html ¯\\( You're joking right? Have you not noticed imgur's downtime?? I can't remember the name of it, but it was about a town where they apparantly didn't like old people, so once you got to a certain age they'd drown you in a fountain Boobs above shoulders?! howd you type this if i was douche stranger i would have called your bluff biggest mindfuck right now, this post is at 420 points But.. wouldn't this mean the day would be all downhill? I never said anything about morality, I wasn't saying anything about it being wrong, I was just saying that it's a woman dating a man, and calling it a lesbian relationship. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seems the 1000th video lost 5 seconds, somewhere this made my day.. now if only my little siblings saw this, they keep saying that the browser is the internet. Worst when it happens when I'm hanging out with a new girl this is terrifying. At first I was like Also the skins topping out at 1820 riot points Wow, I'd not noticed that before. Weird Where did his legs go? Did the cats eat them? No. How far do you actually dangle? You don't tell me what to...so...blue... But it would not make sense if they weren't related in some way. People would be like maybe i'd like it more if you'd shaved.. it will look even bigger IS HE DOING FULL SPLITS WITH HIS FEET DOWN?!? How about a movie where you see through the eyes of the silent protagonist the whole time but you don't realize that he exists til the end in an M Night style twist? how does one recognize someone that is almost always behind the camera? Haha, you look fine honestly :) but now I'm self conscious about how I would look That is such a big picture. But where did the left dude's dick go? Wait...you're right. Anyone having problems getting the 1.25 kernel to work? It keeps reverting to 1.1 on me how many world-famous, millionaires do you know who sit around on benches eating a sandwich looking like that. It clearly serves as a potshot at Android. Someone's a little worried First time was straight 60x to the face... Woaaahhoho...That SAME exact thing used to happen to me. I came here to post the film Secretary question. Fantastic movie. To bad my wife didn't think so, LOL. She was all ( Similar thing happened to me. I was browsing books at the local library, and this guys just walks up to me and says, "Has anyone told you that you are absolutely beautiful?" I probably had the dumbest look on my face Where's it say he punched it in the face? What do you mean when it runs out err, i didn't really mean on the channels - BBC said it was going to be shown beforehand, then changed their mind, and then 27 mins into the text coverage it appeared. do you have casual sex listed, or are you just mindblowingly hot? from friends i understand my profile is pretty heavily trafficked at 110ish profile views a week. What other outcome were you expecting... exactly? You can close windows with it?! Scared! well then go start an post about not mailing keanu shit and spread the word. I don't care either way I thought it was pretty crappy, especially when they get to the section where they get to the cure for vampires. I'm hoping you're looking for a bit more than the ability to write a bulleted list about pissing in your careful consideration of prospective life partners... I'm definitely vulnerable... which is why I have a virus scanner, firewall, etc. That's kinda the point of having those things Oh my Nerf Katarina, Nerf Janna, My 2 mains Storm by Godspeed You Black Emperor, in those first five minutes. Well, shouldn't your gf have invited you? (>^(> I WANT THOSE MECHANICAL CLAWS No no, not at all... Waitaminute. So you're saying that "riding the Hershey rollercoaster" is a real thing? How does one accidentally a picture on Flickr? They guy on the right has no legs.... I've been using this tactic the whole time by accident Hand placement! So there ARE people who still buy porn magazines? That is fantastic. Though, if he's a celebrity... why doesn't he have somewhere to live? Or does he just like being homeless? How's that even anatomically possible?! Why does the dragon's breath shoot an intense pink laser from above and beneath the brush ** Um, how can this not be categorized into WTF? I am a girl Oh. Is the TV/Receiver volume up? You might have to turn it very high to hear it, for some reason Definitely agree with the confusion, but what makes you say immaturity? By thread do you mean a message or the forum? You mean the video was fake? We played that and COD4 before BC2. Still play a lot of L4D2, and sometimes we bust out the Zombie Master when friends are around. She's devious with traps. maybe it's because you're using smeared out waves to measure smeared out waves and the "measurement" only constructively interferes at "one point" in your understanding ? I prefer the aesthetics of redditisfun, which is closer to the main site. hey, what's the deal with entanglement and non-locality? i cannot wrap my head around either of them. Yeah, at first it felt like Amazon's book preview feature. "Want to see more? Buy the book!" Umm.. did he just turn water into wine? I didn't even realize such procedures were available in my country haha. I had on my reddit gifts profile that kitchen gadgets would make a great gift. Conservatives owning libertarians in economics? He turns the paper counter-clockwise, yet the text on it turned clockwise. made my heart stop their for a second when i mis-read it as strippers mind reader All those links on top are subreddits. There's a name for it LOL. omg. DUH. How did I...wow. Yes. Uniforms. I feel like you guys looking at my browsing history Sidewalks? ! Haha, Disney movies are NOT that sexy. Well, unless you look in the right places... Johnny Depp's portrayal of him was spot on Tha... that casts him in a new light. wtf? Pencil in head? If you can't keep any liquids down, you need to go to the emergency room. No joke, it happen to be. 20-30 pukes later, I almost died. I know EXACTLY what you mean. The day I realized I was becoming more of a hockey fan in general was at a Bruins game against the Habs. One particular B's fan was being an outright DOUCHE (picking on a Habs fan verbally and physically). That's when I jumped in and screamed at the B's fan telling him to f off. I never thought I'd defend a habs fan It has no eyes!! That's a fuckton of copper wire. yes. find its buggy and hangs sometimes Oh wow, pubstars are going to get raped. I was guessing I was going to see a mid-level comp team, not an invite all-star team. I've never had herpes in my life. And I had sex more than once I what? Also, why is it all in russian? Honestly, halfway through the first paragraph I was thinking, "your boyfriend must be gay..." Then I got to the second paragraph Seriously, I wonder if OP had eyebrows when he was a kid, or just had a full forehead of hair... If you don't mind me asking, then how do you sleep every night? Yeah? Why? Wow. That sounds extreme. I often forget the /r/ for subreddits, and IAMA led me to this. Does anyone else see a skull in top right corner? Is sex = death the amusing message then? Um, brilliant logic there That's... umm... Well...I certainly wasn't planning on looking at /ra/ and finding a post about me. I first read that as "VIDEO GAME: Cop Runs Over..." and thought "Yeah, those GTA cops are dumb." Then I realized it was real. Without - you look somewhat like Sylar Asphyxiation bodypaint.... as in deprivation of oxygen. Wait. What class do you play that need more than 20 bars? Wait what... What... what is that........... Is...is that guy fighting a horse? Jayzis, that's some anger. Because I threw away about $100 worth of dishes? I laughed a little when I read this article cause it took me back to the time I had to explain this at the hospital. LOL and just as my luck would have it, it was 3 good looking females that I had to explain to before they had a doctor see me. Id_Engager from OkC by chance? Black? haha what do you mean bl.... Are... Are you... threatening me? wow, such hate for saying "win7 superiority" sorry if I insulted your 9 year old software of choice. :D thanks for the recommendation, I'll try that! The only time I get plastic applicators are when they happen to stock the female bathroom with some at work ...really? That is incredibly weird to me because I absolutely love it Oh hello random reader of this comment thread on the internet I won $25 and an airplane ride in 4H when I was 12. The pilot let me "fly" aka steer the plane. I tried barrel rolls and loops for about 15 min with my dad in the back seat turning green. I consider myself totally straight, but I've had tests think I'm a 2. Apparently liking lesbian porn makes a man gayer I use the laundry detergent cups. (Make sure they're clean! I had my hand out of the car window and got a tiny little stone (about 2mm by 1 mm by 3mm) hit my palm. It drew blood Wow, that ghost is creepy we have discovered that the most fun is ruining the rest of the worlds fun 60 pounds in 2.5 months? Is that healthy? >Well, unless you're his Dom and you specifically told him not to get one. Weee! WWIII here we come. I have to tell you, I go outside alot, and it's overrated. Those humans are everywhere! Can't get away from them. They love to start arbritary conversation like, "How are you?", "Do you have spare change?", "have you seen my underwear?" >Well, unless you're his Dom and you specifically told him not to get one. Celibate hermits? The lion? Of course. Wow. The taliban is using gorillas as soldiers now?? That's *seemingly mundane*? What the heck do *you* do the rest of the day? I think that's the first NSFW lego I've ever seen For serious? No wonder people think we're idiots. ATT wouldn't connect u-verse because my old rental house has no ground. anyone? alone? Haha I knew exactly where this was from. My friend and I got lost one day and were like I would stare at her boobs while she would solve the problems I would give her. Does that count? I initially read this as "congressman stabs student" and immediately I you have -1.... how? what? Jax 0-17 Does seem a bit dodgy... I noticed recently while looking at the leaderboards that quite a large number of people have stupidly high killstreaks recorded, well into the 50s and 60s. One guy even had a recorded killstreak of 270. Is that even possible? you meant "over," right? Nah, he's a sick bastard all the time; the only spy on reddit servers that scares me more is OhNoRobot. Also, he uses a 360 controller (yeah, I know, wow, that's in a worse context then when I heard it All I managed to do was Thats fuckin scary He did seem like a tough little guy. You should have heard his roar! I'm surprised something that loud could come from something so small. which makes it oddly appropriate... What does that song have to do with Sonic? Liberal in what sense. I recall that many members of my church were absolutely convinced Lutherans were "very liberal". I think that is incorrect, but it of course depends on who you ask. Most of the non-Lutheran Christians and knowledgable atheists I talk to seem to agree that Lutheranism is one of the more conservative sects of Protestantism. I realize they don't have confessional, or believe in saints and so on, but it's basically Catholicism labelled as Protestant. I know that argument is used to describe the Anglicans, but Anglicanism seems much more liberal than Lutheranism. And I think there's a larger proportion of liberal Catholics than liberal lutherans. Outside of Unitarians, the most liberal religious people I know are catholic. I will concede that Lutheranism is nothing like Southern Baptist, Jehovas Witnesses, or the Amish, but come on :O + O\_o = : gnash can run hulu videos? Worse than the depressed waitresses of Bellevue? You honestly expect every animated gif out there to be a virus? This is pretty kinky Don't you have a microwave Even Carnie?!? New Game+ Australia, what on earth is happening over there?! He seemed to get that response quite a bit in his post there. But.. I think I missed it. What made him a douche? People blogged about this? That's exacly the reaction I'd expect from a German He recorded TGM in ~2 days, no click track. ......"actual edible meat"....... actually, alcohol sounds like a good idea too. numbs the bad conscience... cause it's easy to browse cydia categories So, what are the health risks of this one?? .... *they've gone to PLAID* ^ 5 years without an orgasm? yea... I have fences.. I just wake up some mornings to see dog poop on a corner of the fence melting in the rain so the window people are celebrity's? Ibatis in Java is even better/worse when you use Abator to autogenerate a whole bunch of crap. How can you miss someone you never met? omfg! 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Are you saying the glorious leader is not a god and we are living and dying at the whim of a mad man? umm, his PR strategy to get gay people to listen to his music? yeah lol this sounds familiar....but our receptionist is on vacation Hey, I know this guy from Gamefaqs. Talked to him a couple times. You have no idea how close you are to being semi-correct probably She still looks hot to me! Man.. I need a girlfriend. Interested in selling yours? Imagine screaming in fear as your mineral line gets harassed from behind by Reaper Zealots That's so weird. Hits home with me right now =] Thanks, Emmaleigh (interesting variant spelling Haha oh wow....she was joking, right? A joke....yes? The conversations I have with friends are rather strange. The actual fruit? Never heard of Italians doing that Farm Broccoli Florets that are Heart Disease Her pupils are a touch on the wide side aren't they? This is the exact expression i try and convey when i use Well that was kind of rude It's not their speeches that's the problem. It's that a news station presents an opinion as "expert" that says that your president should be actively trying to encourage ignorance. ... Intact? That's ... what ... how is that possible? Chick told me she jacks-off her dogs... This was during dinner, 30 minutes into our first date I wish I could shake the hand of whoever invented the Santa's not real I am going to start a new job soon and needed a supplementary dictionary considering my student days dictionaries were already ten years old. At first I thought of getting an electronic dictionary so I don't need to haul so many books everyday, but they cost at least USD123 for the lowest end model in my country. That's almost half the price of a netbook I'm planning to buy That's disturbing What chocolate pelicans? I don't know the defense, I just know that when the headlines splashed I was all deadmau5/reddit alien head. Look at the thumbnail. As a veggie of 15 years, this was more disturbing to me because a lot of this shit made sense. Did it... really happen You're saying that married women don't fap? i dont understand a word she is saying Yeah, it'll be perfectly normal when I start talking to you about tampons, and whether to buy these shoes or not, or what kind of boy trouble you have Definitely. WTF is that second yellow card for ?? Being still in a football game ? So this is probably a stupid question, but not enough lube during what exactly? so they take less than market wages on the condition they get paid more later as pensions and you're rejoicing that they got gypped? Causing a condition called Paraphimosis! Which is scary shit. It's fine; it rests on my wooden window sill I've read up on Ball Lightning, but that Catatumbo lightning looks AWESOME. This is a totally awesome idea. 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Philadelphians are a bunch of fucking assholes is whats what. I was there last year asking for a quarter at the train stop cause I didn't have enough. Some degenerate retard overheard me asking a couple for a quarter and he called me a "homeless spic who should go back to Mexico" and then he spat at me. I'm an Arab Jew Cartoon voice actors never cease to amaze me You got married in flip flops? trichome fiesta I was just listening to this earlier today. Live in Cleveland, but moving to Louisville KY in a week for a job Did our grand parents have sex like this?! Blue waffle Wat context? reason? how do we know you're not actually stalking yourself? Then how did you get here. their parents should of taught them evolutionary (human) psychology Wow. Someone else uses godspeed. I thought I was the only one I think I had 90 hours in one playthrough I do not, but I think that's because of my experience of trying to play Diablo when I was a wee lad. I associate cathedrals with scary monsters that wield giant butcher's knifes and reside in rooms full of impaled humans. Yes, I also think less of people who do not share my value system and makes different life choices than I do I slept in 3 different places last night, AND WHO'S GUNNA STOP ME? I'm not sure why some of you are downvoting What does that make us? The difference between /all and my reddit view is night and day. I think the median subscriber count for all reddits I follow normally is on the order of 2-3000. It's the 20,000+ reddits that get... or it was a legitimate gift that was made in china and went horribly horribly wrong So like, Glenn Beck but hundreds of them...? nice try pedobear, nice try.. Your engineers build teleporters?!? There is no limit to the depth of stupidity in america apparently You realize I'm not the same person you originally responded to, right? What the frak is this but is a gay closet atheist more likely to exist than an atheist closet gay? im not actually sure I saw this for the first time in a high school history class my junior year. I was all that doesn't even make sense Wow nice... Are there any catches? Would playing WoW on a private server give me a taste of what WoW retail really is? .....I misread what you said. And there is no edited star. It's actually well worth watching Part 2 as well, the younger kids. The attitude of the skinny mum is No matter how hard I try, I cannot see the man on fire Hmm... I'd go with a part bakery, tea room, and coffee house. I know there's a lot of those around, but I'd love to get into those. I adore baking and would love to learn more -- get into it professionally. I think otherwise I'd love to either run a bed & breakfast or a winery. Or maybe a mix of all of them. That's hardly the same. Gaining weight is letting yourself go. Unless it's done on purpose for the sake of 'I think it looks good and it is more convenient than weighing 30 or 40 pounds less'. In which case you were either too skinny to begin with, or have some deeper issues. Or maybe a fat fetish... I am unfamiliar with this..? I love how my upvote brought you back to zero points.. What happened to the guy who wants to buy reddit? LOL .. Holy fuck, is that ominous green light actually a cyborg pilot? I don't see a human in the driver's seat come to think of it... what's the difference exactly? Holy shit! Holy shit! you're supposed to use a bottle opener Dorfs on the big screen..... no, thankfully =] unless the white powder inside the blacklight has effects I don't know about...yet I love how the Swiss let Jews be rounded up in Switzerland during WWII, but then 70 years later won't let the US extradite a known sex offender. Woah, wait how do you make it show how many upvotes/downvotes? It seems no matter how clean you want your workspace, wires are always going to show up You can still do that? When someone says what? and then answers your question. Doesn't work that great on my motorcycle so, I should just buy a ps3 and no games? Hahaha! That is SO funny, I came here to ask if that was him. Apparently worse then childbirth.. Why downboat? Are you not entertained? Agreed, except I don't have netflix I've seen poorly geared and borderline retarded pugs get past saurfang. What kind of guild are you in? Manhacks. Are you saying black people shouldn't exist? I come here before I go to work to enlighten myself with a good video. Instead you give me something that will haunt me for the rest of the day. ( There's a ***script***?! Wow, I thought they just made shit up as the scene was running Freedom From Religion Foundation defending Religions = *logical thinking* We've been getting that a lot for some reason She isn't unfuckable at all zomg! that look! I'd be afraid of kniving friends more than conniving ones Seriously? Cheating? looks pretty good but why is it yellow I cannot upvote this enough Nightmare fuel I wanna play with baby lions too! too long.. but did somehow read. I once met Terry Pratchett, almost twenty years ago ( Cretaceous Period! CLEVER GIRL DUDE... Of course it's all your fault. Skype I rescued a bear from a tree.. and stared down a cat At 16? Have you talked to a 16 year old lately? Just how long are you I'm pretty sure that was one of the US' missile tests. I live a few miles away from a military base and I saw a somewhat similar sight a couple of years ago. At least I think what I saw was a missile test Someone changed it Que coño? but like, a doctor diagnosed it as migraines. They've never had a woman priest. But that's only *just as* evil as something they've done systematically for centuries? holy shit his comment karma's positive now Where do you live? My ISP has proper routing and I don't live on an island in the middle of nowhere, so I can download updates from most mirrors at full speed (20 mbit) The best impersonation of Twins? I thought this was about Beck the musician. I went Funny with me it's the opposite, some people seem to believe that my bf is my dad That is what made me go What server are you on My girlfriend and me invited Reddit to come to our new place last week. It probably got flagged as spam because only one person rsvped. Pic not related... How can they disallow pictures taken on a public street? the fuck FTA: "Then we had September 11th, then we did have two wars — both of which I’ve supported . . ." So what, it's just a bottle of 7UP under the picture of Yod.. oh... Oh Jesus, I didn't even look at that before I posted it. Multiple sex partners? and its free. why the anechoic chamber for RF? can I buy those iThumb upgrades for my phone? :( :[ :l :) :/ What the fuck. You would go down on a girl after you finish in her? so....planes count as WMD's now? umm... how do I get in touch with her? Why not just crop around her instead of putting boxes over every other face and name So are you posting this question and self response so that other people can find it? I'm confused Guerilla marketing from the Iron age discovered? Robert Yates actually murdered my mother's boyfriend's ex old lady. She was buried by Yate's bedroom window. It's very strange to think about sometimes I didn't even know that there was a YLoD Played a few games, had to reinstall Windows. I've been keeping my hard drive too full to fit it since. At first i was like to *stretch* it?? Hoffa moved to my town (Pahrump)? No wonder we're the most corrupt county in the state does glenn beck know that bush was using it as toilet paper? I just bought some sunglasses for $6. I'm sure they are pretty cheapy, but hey, at least there will be a bit more protection + 5 cool points while im biking. And it was only $6 with free shipping i watched it with my best friend and we were going fun fact: i wrote "You must construct additional pylons" on a large piece of paper on my PC desk wall when I started playing league games. I wouldn't necessarily advise you to do the same, but things like that help. Same thing with using minerals. Personally I used to have a ton of minerals laying around (sometimes over 3000 or so Hooooly crap Whos laughing at the end? TV? They still exist? In order: =\ =| =/ ..... =O I apparently write like Dan Brown half of the time, and Cory Doctorow the other half. That ASCII diagram makes no sense. For one, the OP is talking about being on top and you have an arrow going to the left Holy spoilt, no way you can afford and insure one at 18? That's ridiculous Whoa! Looks like your eye is about to jump right out of your face ( You're making me laugh so hard that I'm actually gonna upvote you life here ... began out there.. in the real world that's a pug right? how are they in the fun department? can they play fetch? Try shaving in the shower.. i get massive razor burn if i shave after/before a shower.. but while in i can shave without shaving cream, without soap or shampoo on my face in order to give it a smoother feeling.. I want your babies Is that you, Goggles? I had no idea they even existed until I was talking to my brother-in-law about it. I thought he was a church counsellor and just worked at the high school. When he told me what he actually does I went I don't want hair on my chest! shouldn't you be hiding instead of doing sociable things like waving ... to people? ...La Roux is notorious? Abraham is staring through my soul. I thought it was a Lotus myself but that plate made me look closer at the car.... oh man i have a couple of friends that go there! they might have had here WTF! Your serious ? magical properties Frames this article and the subreddit's customized logo are a bit much .\_. => You can smell it? Yeah, that website didn't terrify me at ALL. wait, what? how did you do that? and i shall call you... "fetus dolls" --> > I had a bus like that. People would throw food and some crazy Asian chick came on once, printed herself some tickets and told everyone on the bus to not tell the driver or she would kill them. Which I'm sure she would've done :/ but I digress, my dad does security, which is like being retired since you don't actually do anything. Some guy at his work was doing his PhD and got all his reading done while on the job I can't find it on youtube but there's this SNL video of this chick who goes to a drug rehabilitation place and just tries to one up everyone in the room. I didn't know it could be real One of the pillows I have on my bed right now I have had since I was like 8. I'm 21 now Whoa, where in MD are you? My 2 bed apartment in MD has no roaches or drug dealers and it's $1k/mo. Wait, what? Jewish people don't use Linux? Just like you brought up the fact that you're shooting blanks? Picking little bumps on my arms till they're big red lumps. Why your family uses Internet Explorer My mom once got into an argument with me and suddenly was like "YOUR FAACEEE!!!" You mean, a french fry *isn't* a vegetable?? Is there an off brand that doesn't cost $160 what if they stole your face basher? Why is that? Holy shit. I still remember when she was a teenage witch. You're right. My job is a lot hard. I work in the Canadian cell phone industry. *In sales no less*. name so i can rail? yes it sucks What is this meme? Is it funny? Sheeple are stoopid IT WAS LESS THAN A WEEK AGO!@!!!$#@! you do not work at the SGC and you did not go on missions through the stargate I have an Uncle Dan Anything except two lines at first I was like Is it just me.. or does the shoes on the right have eyes, and these really freaky gaping mouths? My ex-husband's cousin named her children Luke, Skye and Walker. When given the Why can't people just slow down by themselves? You mean they *don't*? I visited there two Januaries ago when my father got married for the second time in his life (he turned 61 that year. Cool cool. Did you use your Waterloo account as your Reddit name? Wow. That movie....The shit they can get away with in PG-13 movies those solutions sound dangerously like class warfare citizen Are you serious Going through Uptown is my main concern... I've had mostly good experiences on the El. It's just uncomfortable when middle aged men stare at you for minutes at a time. lol troll? Didn't it win best picture or something? The guy was joking about DPS right? I'm still confused.. You realise 4-4-2 is a outdated formation for top teams? Also Donovan as a MC... I think you mixed that up or something? That is...uh, quite a bit of blood. I live right next to that Stews you know physics and you were thinking that plants have been secretly conducting fusion under everyone's noses all this time? New thought: Every post in /r/worldnews can be followed up with a comment, "Is this true?! Still shouldn't be a 7 month wait Gloves At first I was like "meh" but then I started to zoom out... It got frontpage of the newspaper today too Wait, one of the anti-gay protesters said that? I thought they were talking *about* the protesters So... wait... the hard-on fairy isn't real? EVE... Well, yes and no. I met my hook by delivering a pizza to him 2 weeks with it on his head? How did he eat Until further notice, you are my hero. I had vertical sync and windowed mode checked. Turned them off and my fps went up to 100 Did anybody else notice " Yes, but it gives me some cred in the fact that I know how muscles work. Yeah, I don't buy this at all. Definitely need a DNA test to prove it. That's rare for a baby to come out like that even if one of the parents is white much less both black. That's unheard of. ...till now.. Orange County? Why would you do that to yourself? Thoughtful, but a bit creepy Well that takes care of the stick shift getting in the way when you have a girl in the car.... At first I was like :| then I was like Does the whole movie take place within a coffin? RooR is personally my favorite glass. R136a1 just has a bigger mass than canis majoris, it says that in the canis majoris article, its still the biggest in size i think ...my tongue won't go back in my mouth... gack...why did you have to put it into words...I mean... more descriptive words. wow, now imagine how bad south africa's railway system is if I thought the brits' system was a fracking awesome I had to check twice to confirm that I'm not on shittyadvice ...Look three seats behind you i'm in my 20s and I still enjoy watching iCarly.. and spongebob.. hell I watch hey arnold on netflix... I'm almost done with season 2 Is this a photo of your computer screen? I read the last two words as bloody dick. Wow, very... It's not cool to insult people. Or me. Hey, thanks for the ideas. I'm the daddy of the pup. Her name is Wheezy. I did take her to the vet and she might have Giardia. She basically has a huge bacterial imbalance. They gave us Amoxicillin and Metronidazole. I thought of the boiled chicken and rice meal before I remembered the Wife posted on here. I didn't know they could eat raw meat. ( Cutest circlejerk ever. are atoms and electrons, like, a miniature solar system?! everyone is liek Is our solar system just electrons and a nucleus?! If that's so, then I can forget all my negativity about what happened, and instead all that would be replaced by this face - You weren't aware of the concept of "stereo"? That's why you pretend you're a guy and that your mic is broken. Jesus. I always go Holy crap. 10 minute plank? Australia & New Zealand are now considered a part of Asia??? Dude.. he's been speaking Cantonese this whole time! Invading your personal subreddit But who's to say that you wouldn't have solved it on the first try if you weren't drinking? I watched an episode of that the other day and my face looked like I threw up a little in my mouth. Holy shit. I live in Columbia MO. That's near my junior high school. I'm sorry, are you agreeing with me or disagreeing? ...with a 12-string, no less. Me? 80+ is/was an A here in Ontario Um, same here. MANLY. TEARS. How old is he? Dudes, how high are you all right now? I'm so glad I avoided the games industry... You can make Pancakes, In the Microwave that thing is so weird... They got the sound of 17 year old girls right. What kind of a redneck hick site has a layout like that? I have never heard of the drivers refered to as pilots Wow, there was a black guy in that line. And no Asians. A bit smaller than the first - but my frames fairly small, so it tends to "sit" high. Yeah, just the really bad jokes and looks of distaste - done badly. I see in infrared with my right eye and my left eye visualizes the ambient audio of the scene. Anyone have anything like that going on? Wow, Breitbart looks like a pedophile. Picture looks exactly like me. I'm surprised you even have lakes with temperatures reaching boiling point They... don't open the box before refunding? Am I the only one that doesn't think they look alike at all? Oregon wins. Go away. Don't move here. Theres nothing to see. Whoa, I semi-remember hearing about this, but never really looked into it. My mind is kinda getting blown right now. Its supposed to be 500 times bigger then the "real" internet??? That sounds like a soap opera..they have storylines that date back atleast 15 years Wow, there's 10 teaspoons of sugar in a coke. Damn, what game were you playing? I just dreamed that I saw Inception, that didn't clear anything up at all... Damn! They sound EXACTLY like that. The dude in the middle is like O_O while everyone else is like ._. and the guy at the back is just like The only thing I can think of was recently when I walked in to the aisle of a little supermarket and the only other person there was a man and he accidentally knocked the long plastic bar the prices are attached to off the front of the shelf and looked around with a kind of Never store your data in a Sony Aibo Mozilla's naming scheme always drives me nuts. First they come up with the *Awesome Bar* and now it's *Tab Candy*? Are you being serious? I can't tell No, I have never had a toy. We'll probably discuss this since Reddit seems so gung ho about a toy. Seriously. Imagine how I felt when he told his mother about our drunken sex romp the morning after it happened =\ He was all, "My Mom is my best friend. I tell her everything." You have lovely... kitchen utensils.... What the It was so fun Well, I have asked him what the fuck. The little snippets of information I posted about are from when I asked him wtf is going on with him. I told him that if he wasn't interested in me/casual bullshit, just let me know so I can deal with that. Naturally, his response is then to tell me that he IS, in fact, interested. I've never seen any of these commercials... Looks like there are two deer in that hood. I work at a hospital, so this is probably a bad idea. ...switch it to their right hand before eating the fork or the food? Damn bro, that's awful, my condolences... but I just have to ask something... are you using a white lighter? This is PRECISELY the kind of bad luck a white lighter is supposed to bring I suppose it is Indeed. Watching finals right now, I'm rather surprisingly becoming a huge fan of Idra Then why'd you choose a man who's always wrong? That's a paradox unless you never argue. It's....beautiful... I always thought Mesa was the reference implementation. it's a sleeping process running in the background waiting ALL DAY AND NIGHT AND OMG CORGIS I just imagined someone putting their cat in there and walking it around the neighbourhood. Since when is 33C comfortable That is truly awesome. The only thing I'm wondering is... why is the doctor holding a vuvuzela in one of the pictures? They have stores only for lego? you're irish and you don't know how to scam the catholic church? That was... there's no way that was 8 months ago. We had dinner with his mom at a restaurant... wtf is morally compatible? Next thing you know ... browsers will get bail outs and voting rights too ... oh the moral shame of it all But aren't you karmanaut. Are you referring to yourself in the third person wtf is up with the interviewers eyes So because A nut-bag and a six year old can't understand it, it can't possibly be true. An ad over this vid tries to sell me Elephant Dung Collector I just noticed your name and now I am suspsicious This is why you tear the edge off instead of opening the top Sublime has a new singer? I kept thinking "this song sucks," and then I realized my speakers weren't on at all [4] i've heard this story before production values were worse than avatar TBH. The background music didn't sound as full. Or maybe that's just how indian musicals are? ** PhD Cesc would have done quite fine in the Barcelona youth system, just like Iniesta, Xavi, Messi and Bojan. PS - When did /r/soccer start downvoting so much? Pedobear with a predator face = scary. why don't snipers leave fake scopes in the bushes near their location to confuse the enemy? More on how to go about this please? This past weekend I overdrafted twice ouch Your eyes look like marbles. I thought they were talking about if the egg formed first or the embryo formed first. not if the chicken came before the egg or vice versa Her hormones might be playing havoc with her right now. Personally, if I'm on certain kinds of birth control, the particular mix of hormones tends to give me a screaming case of the baby-crazies. Like, "If I don't get a goddamn baby right fucking now, I will physically attack someone!" and then carrying around a folded-up blanket until I calm down I couldn't even finish it. Holy SHIT those eyes are amazing could we make it like inception.....a holodeck INSIDE a holodeck Yeah it even look like pretty bad props to me "ex girlfiend" 24. omg. But...it saves the 2, you can actually go and edit the comment later and it's still there. Yeah, there's a few that my girlfriend wanted to play, and few that I got as a part of pack. But that's less than I thought. Actually, counting by hand the games, I got only about 70, but Steam says that I have 93. the strangest ones are the people lying about in the sand in a full suit I did not expect anybody else to notice that. The girls just let you do it? the downvotes are comin from them I thought that this video was some kind of joke... I don't think RMS is especially known for his professionalism I love the brush strokes and the colours of that painting. wait... you just described me Wow. I didn't see that coming. Derp. so we don't know how magnetic fields work? Wtf it might be because im tall but i find cross trainers to be hard on the knees The weird thing this is actually true. I've read about people seeing him in his house and he was wearing the damn same outfit he wears everywhere else I read that as 'totally sober'. [ I still don't get it. Was he trying the get StarCraft or something His eyes are all like >The bus I take home at night, the driver actually gives his number out to the women folk and they call and have him wait for them at the stops if they're running a minute or two late and is then quite prone to bypassing people he's seen take the same bus for years if I don't flag him down What the fuck? I am confuse Actually, I'm happy I don't live there because of how easy it is for any rando to get a gun and be having it around. REBIEB sounds suspiciously like "Revive". Actually I typed in caps subconsciously. i find those vending machines everywhere. What if, the earths crust was actually a giant microchip like this, and then ants made it how it is today Howdy to you too! I have read pieces of it, but it is on my patented big-stack-o-books-I-have-queued-to-read-next near my bed. I have to finish "The New Male Sexuality" (Zilbergeld) and "Whats the Matter with Kansas" (Frank). I hear nothing but good things about it and it makes muuuuuch more sense than the whole "women f*@k with only the alpha male to ensure the survival of her baby" crap. Their whole approach is that women like sex, men like watching sex, and by engaging in a poly style relationship, the woman is more likely to ensure her own position within the group as well as that of her child by keeping the paternity in doubt. I wish my rape had been this funny There's a marijuana section AND a trees section? If everyone had that rule no one would date The Pokemon Musical minigame looks really silly. But I want to play it. we're already here …but what if it wasn't? don't know why theres the down-votes on yah mate Was she vibrating her ass like that, or was it the bull? THEN WHO WAS THE CAMERA U killed my boner Awwwwww! ohmygod. You remind me of my bf A lot of people think I'm smart... So what exactly happens when a round finishes, and the next round is starting what does one use to decrypt this? well you can't have the execution if you replace the mode of execution with bleacher seats I want to plug one of those V8 sound emulators into the cig lighter and see what happens maybe she's chinese What if I don't like lettuce and tomatoes on my burger? Maybe you can do me a favor... My god, I just watched a clip of that today, and I hadn't even thought of the movie since I watched it in 9th grade. Low income meaning less than $60 - $75K per year. I currently look like this: ** That's both sad and creepy hu I will burn your eyes only if it's built out of bulletproof carbon fiber Whats the thing on the right? How can this have 0 points? That's ok, my Canadian postal code isn't located in Canada either. lol i thought this was r/trees.... whoooooooooaaaaaa Im pretty confident it could handle overclocking and dual carding, just as long as he didnt throw in dual 480s I know "I want to bite your hovercraft" in sign language. wish I could sing like that My question is, what was the one other tab that was blocked out? Who told you about the Persian Jews!!! This game has portals? DMT? Looks like people read headlines of the posts only! i thought they were the same outside of religion or somethin? Fair enough, I used both up until the world cup, aand then completely forgot about them... In _my_ old days that would have been a goatse and I would have been gouging my eyes. Those eyes.. Those eyes... I can orgasm for centuries with those eyes staring down at me.. You are a goddess, girl and he sure is lucky to have you. The enthusiasm in your eyes... it was an after thought and rather than mar my original post with an asterisk I posted again... I'd say to her the same thing I've said to my sister. Those aren't earrings, they are ornaments. You hang those from xmas trees. You set those on fire and train small animals to jump through them. You don't wear them ...half You are one of the most, if not the most beautiful redhead I've seen. wow. And your other set Ratings have been disabled as well. I thought it was a cicada with a fetish for necrophilia When I was three years old my favorite song was "Sweet Cherry Pie" by Warrant. Then I heard it again when I was 14 and went Oh man I hated practice records... who said this? Well at first I was like "lol, these people think thier going to be cured by wearing a jacket.", and then I was like Yes, still running XP on my HTPC, don't use windows media center crap so no point in upgrading at all. Running XP on my bootcamp partition too, since Windows 7 needs like 20GB for just the OS No no no, left handed people are considered evil because LEFT HANDED PEOPLE ARE EVIL................. Wait what? Avacado on your omelet? Wow. My stepfather appears to have 10 unclaimed items. One is worth $87 It's also something I can't freakin resist and almost have to play. Like Reddit needs to provide MORE distractions. Yep, exactly what I just said, i think One-in-a-million Yes. Graduate level probability is more analysis-based and deals with complex math such as measure theory and set theoretics. There's none of that on the 1/P Exam Who's the better neighbor, norway or finland? How about neon tubes with all the electrical plugs on one end so that you can light it up in your throat? I heard that was possible, but seems more dangerous if it shatters and then you get thousands of glass shards in your throat and bleed to death after getting mercury poisoning and electrocuted. I actually played Yugioh when it came out. Interesting. Where have you been all my life, I am the same way and take shit for it all the time. too long. didnt read. It's funny you mentioned 600cc. When I asked a coworker who was a Harley rider what was the lowest cc bike he would take on the highway, he said 600cc. what's her porn star name? What part of Yorkshire, I've never heard that one before This is unbelievable There are times when my dick feels like it's going to explode... I didn't even know he's a republican! Mother of God... *please* tell me there are more Mirror Master?? But the vending machine is the one that does it out of hunger Your second option sounds some what ideal to me. My only question is, when I buy a new CD and put it on my iPod, will I have problems keeping my old music in the ACC format. I just don't understand why iTunes has to be such a troublesome program to work with If you're a straight male, I'd totally date you That too! I'm pretty sure you can float at least facedown (unless you're one of those people that can't hold their breath underwater But they make no sense without the context.. I have never in my life heard of someone being offended by 'piss'. what do you do to make that kind of change and still remain mobile? Erasers are aliens? Give me the IP. Is that Sandra Bullock in the middle? That photos start to get creepy after a while, like he's some kind of photobombing phantom! [scarredforlife](/r/scarredforlife/ "I just discovered reddit Gone Wild. I think he's holding her leg and her other leg is still clinging to the balcony... that granny must have been a gymnast Whoa hey, I read this comment because I was friending you from your 69 thread, and a very similar thing happened with my parents when I was a kid... I swear I think she just said "ad hominid" twice. hahah like any of that could be better written! That would be an instant viral hit Yea, I know. I was just talking with my friend about how weird I feel commenting on "how it used to be" when I'm not even a year old yet. But a lot has changed in these 9 months (especially since Colbert mentioned us). I'm afraid we may have even gained some youtubers! psychoooo if They were actually convinced into really believing that sort of thing? I mean the ones that weren't bigots who would have wanted to stop gay marriage anyways? Wat!??! And I can't help anyone who has a problem installing Windows Reddit hates pigs but loves bacon... Is dustbins the same as trashcans? theme of the day for me was losing flip after flip after flip Holy Hell TL;DR I read the whole thing She's 40 years old and still 'effin hot. What gives? It takes a secure, manly man to feel comfortable taking 'Glamor Shots' I read this in college because of a girl I was crushing on, I didn't like it.. and I started to question her taste did you hear this from her doctor or is this what she said her doctor said? This isn't art and neither are video games! What about mac spoofing? You know how long it took before I realised those were actually the words. In the beginning I just thought it was just scat (Jazz style scat, you filthy bastards). And then I saw it was by will.i.am and was like Whenever I wake up and sit up for the first time, my legs pop back in to my hips.... Roles? To say the least (lag in solo? Morpheus... Ewwww.. Why do I like this? My junior year of college I lived in an old dorm (house actually) with co-ed bathrooms. In the bathroom, a large stall had two showers with a thin plastic sheet bisecting it, although only from the knee up. Fortuitously, I started showering at the same time as the hottest girl in our dorm (picture megan fox 10 lbs heavier). Both of us were naked, showering, and 3 feet apart. I masturbated while carrying on a conversation for five minutes, visualizing her massaging her wet naked body. I wonder how discreet I was... I like how if you get a friends notification you're disqualified btw if ican does not accept i will Lol how the fuck can people get hooked up so easily What do you mean that was fun lol. Can you get high from a patch? And you liked zen cart?? heck why not turn the whole gulf stream into a giant Magneto Hydrodynamic generator? What? Put those frownies back in the oven!! How tall are you yeah... pretty scary-accurate description Or a dog I'm on (1) link karma then but my link upvotes total 5 and 8 more self.x upvotes (actually 7 now, my 2 week old post on FTTP just got a downmod That sounds hilariously good fun! Man? Woman? 6800 calories? I ask for the mcmangle burger and immediately get asked to leave Truthfully, I was a little disappointed you never had a comeback for ** What? This is NSFW...or safe for people who don't want to see people licking each others "naught areas")(◄-- you know....like the stomach and such) Megan Fox was black in 7th grade? Black Widow of La Porte Similar happened to me when I was 16. I wanted to sleep over my buddies house because there was going to be a massive drinking party. My friends calls my Dad acting as if he was my friends father and when dad asks him, *'Ok, no problem he can stay over. By the way, when does your father get home?'* *'Oh at around 11pm.'* how big is your fucking shower? and why is the shampoo not IN the shower? I thought all the golden wrenches were destroyed when the update was released, were they not? ... They still do those? **C**eilingsysadmi**N** ---> **C** **N** ---> **Crunk Nugget** Good god... I thought every seventh breath I took made a blue book on my book shelf turn into a cat... Holy shit. I agree with Glenn Beck on something for the first time in my life. Maybe he saw all the resin on the bottom of your lighter from when you pack your bowl down My pupils are different sizes all the time He actually does. are those things real??? rednecks... are stupid... I don't see anything dude, how drunk are you right now? I know I am This is slightly off-topic, but imagine how many people have *farted inside of her.* It wouldn't matter much.. the boob size thing. But it's neat to think about things that effect other things in ways that we aren't aware of. Like passing a vehicle going down the road.. it stops you so incredibly briefly that you never even notice. Soft anal rapist ... could be worse Because no man thinks he's that smooth I measure distance in time, not km, m, ft, yards, w/e.... Apparently it's a Canadian thing Wow, it's like an orgy of strokes. I didn't think she would fit your age criteria It really does sound like he resents her deeply for being a woman as if he'd want her to be a man What does porn smell like? I read a month or two ago in another reddit thread about this. And was told it was a Canadian thing.. guess not Is the one on the right a man for real? I'm so confused How can one even play and comment at the same time in that state? Yeah, I pronounce it as zhong1 and thought it was zhong1 but the hanyupinyin thing on my mac said it was zhong4 so i went with it yeah...i've lost many hours of potential sleep due to this damn site. reddit is basically the default thing to do now. there's always that allure of clicking on just one more item...who knows what wonderful things you may find, or what funny, clever comment you might discover! I just sit up in bed and keep my laptop on my lap. I live in Rancho! But what about all the people with syphilis and hep or herpes that he may not want to rape. How many women would there be then not even at the gold's gym? omg... You thought an application named "media server" wasn't an streaming app? 47 Are you me? Took me a minute to get what was so special about the kill page, checked the ship, the fitting, and the pilot, then I saw the total loss. I did not know that. How many of these topics have you made? I've just sort of assumed that cancer was responsible for a lot of "mysterious deaths" that people suffered. You imply a correlation between the advent of modern medicine and the advent of cancer. Am I understanding you correctly? Gotta agree there. mine too. If you type "God Hates You" into Wikipedia it redirects to "Westboro Baptist Church" Ah, I see. I just thought: Furry things + unknown past = I think you missed the forest through the trees here... Someone on reddit said in a comment once that the girls in Porno who do the hardcore anal have to wear butplugs to keep their poop from coming out their really loose buttholes. Is this situation possible ? I miss read this as "to the woman who shit in my ear" and was all like what about 06:07:08 09/10/11 huh? IDDQD. 3.5k DPS in all 264? As a fairly simple class? He just got up and left. No "don't tase me, bro" or anything. That reminds me of a sci-fi a read once... wow... I have no idea what it was called, but the use of English... Why is it that when someone posts "HOLY F*CKING SHIT i feel funny. You have four eyes. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH If your SO initiated sex while you were doing household chores, it would break you and you'd have to kill em? or enter the CIA compound and find out who really killed JFK? ...How does it look any different other then the scenery, just got done looking at it on forge and there is absolutely nothing different. Explain When I go to battle.net it says I can only download the game once. I want, I want, I want, I want Who says I'm going on a spending spree How sure are you of his mental health? He looks like he might come unraveled at any moment. actually, my Macports are usually more up to date than Debian Stable What? Because they look sexy. That didn't read like satire at all It looks like people go there to be food. [](/megusta" What is a chili flake? Someone doesn't believe you? As in, someone doesn't do this? Weird. Apparently I have the rarest hat not counting limited releases I found a little gem of a store in Tokyo through BeerFly called "Tanakaya". That is where I got the American beers. Only made two trips there because travel expenses were almost as much as the beer Well if you burn them on Dual layers DVD you can fit 1 TB on about ~120 of them. But that's still a painin the butt Is this hipster rap? I swear I heard something about fixed-gears It's like eating zergs. I don't understand anything of what's going on here These google goggles sound intriguing ... do go on I see what you did there 10 minuets ill never get back How about a new Dodge Charger R/T parked sideways across 2 handicapped spots (one of which was closet to the door) at a Sam's Club on a busy Sunday afternoon? Stay classy, Birmingham. How do you cut chicken with scissors? wouldn't it like.. flop out? Could you explain what you mean by a pro-Soviet bias? I assume you mean that it presents lots of positive facts about the Soviets while not presenting the balancing negative ones? Or do you mean that it's flawed simply for portraying the Soviets in a positive light? zomg your mom and my mom could be twins separated at birth thanks to that random kidnapper waiting for all of us Artanis backwards is Sinatra - what does that mean? Hahaha! Wtf indeed. Ewww I didn't even look at the updated Contacts page until you said this. yes but who CREATED natural selection? But you're talking to me, a complete stranger. I might rape you. Do all the cars there have over $2K in damages Good lord... ** i must now clear my cookies, before Firefox/chrome controls them. Oh, poor thing! I'm glad she's fine! Oh rofl I only did one of the chair ones. For some reason I thought it was one of those and three of the tennis guy Good lord what a body!! Sorry, but how exactly do I watch this? That seems like a reasonable action... If I wasn't 5000 km away and hadn't a girlfriend, I'd probably fall in love with you Warm Water under the Red Bridge was really bizarre. I saw it when I was 15 can't you get a new toyota tundra for that price? umm does the author understand the innuendo in the title? It seems there are more of us than I imagined. Hahahahah. Wait.. girls actually hit on guys? wtf does 'fat dip in' mean? cold fusion? Gotta type this one quick. I'm at a bar in my hometown, all sorts of hey how are you post high school posturing, people trying to figure out who's made and who isn't. Anyways, fast forward to me standing next to some coug with fake tits. I'm cool with this, we get to talking, she finishes her slice of pizza and we go for a smoke. She's got a hot accent and can't be over 45 so I'm game. We get to talking, and I shit you not maybe the fourth thing she tells me is that she has a 7th grade education. Ehhhh. Goes on about a bunch of pseudo science crap about how things are aligned and what books I should read to open my mind etc. Fuck, I'm trapped. Anyways, we finish smoking and go to head back in, I open the door for her and small of the back style gently push her in, wait a beat, then drop the door, grab my friends (also outside smoking) and bounce. Apparently her face was a bit bewlidered when she got in. Later she found me at another bar, waved and smiled then started making out with some old guy in at the bar, in plain view of me. Turns out to be a swinger Holy shit. What a crazy neighbourhood. Kamehamhehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, true, I've heard that before. But where the hell is a fat guy gonna get some confidence? ...fucking Justin Timberlake is the janitor. Only because computer monitors can't get pregnant...... I did the math wrong and thought you were touching yourself when you were 2. Was all I dunno, but whatever it is, I wouldn't click it Holy shit, are those the real lyrics? I listened to that song all the time when I was little. Red pandas I...I didn't even think of that until now. OHmygod my mom does this to me all the time to this day. She wants me to talk to her and when I do it turns into an emotionally masochistic pity party for herself. I keep trying to refer her to books on accepting oneself and the art of self forgiveness but she continues to torture herself with this idea of 'failing me'. I fucking love myself, so I dont know what shes so upset about! True, she wanted me to be blonde and blue eyed like my dad but she coudnt help that All I have to say is about her friend? i already got it That was a very serious reply to a not-at-all serious question. Going from my Canon 18-55kit to a 28-70L, The "simpler" change made me spend so much more brain power trying to understand WTF they were doing to get so much energy out... I just imagine getting punched in the cock by a fake vagina Well that's funny because around here all I see are *older* guys wearing nothing more than shirts and shorts. All of those that didn't need to take a motorcycle course to obtain their permit. Oh sure, they aren't on sportbikes, they ride cruisers so they don't have to gear up right? 4) Girl goes like this: This happened to me today, actually. There doesn't seem to be much of a way around it... unless WE PUT VELCRO ON THAT PART OF THE POCKET No, it really exists. Norway and Sweden are all about the squeezable meat-in-a-tube stuff. Caviar, caviar and cheese, mackrel and tomatoes, whisky and blue cheese and something, shrimps, shrimp and cheese, salami, "taco cheese"...It's all horrifying. They eat it on hard high-fiber crackers that rarely break and never go stale. Jævlig deilig im going to need a diagram of this Whoa whoa whoa... wait... you can purchase software? Gotcha...don't want to look shady at a job interview. ...although...breasts, man. They'll getcha! False, he's 33. She was employed when she was 11 I used to play flute up until partway through high school, and although I agree that most flutists are female, have you also noticed that as you look at the professional big name orchestras the vast majority are male? P.S. I know someone who boned Emmanuel Pahud. This is why I only use rye flour to make pancakes. If it gets old in the cupboard, I probably won't die, but whoa, why is there a bear with a chainsaw and what's happening to the WALLS OMG My god is that real? Holy crap, that spell dagger has almost 2/3's of my current spellpower on it Too hot and dry here for snakes right now. Coyotes, however... Oh no, the bikes are coming! Queue the "Phycho" theme music. coulda sworn that said "ten years of drinking" and was about to Gods...its like a nightmare I had once This doesn't answer my question at all. I thought if you had a c-section with your first child that you had to for any other children after that? I thought that both titles were based on the (already GPL'd) Quake III engine. I dated an indian girl for a while when I was 17. She's one of the coolest people that I've ever dated (I'm 18 now, so not much experience to back that up :P), but we had to keep it a secret. She told me that if her grand parents found out, they'd try to kill me they've been together? ... Lawl I love that you all took this so seriously/personally/politically, but that was my mistake. Instead of using the vocabulary 'illegal' i should have used punishable or something. Im just interested in creating an environment in which I wont get arrested/sued for telling someone that they cant treat another human being like that. I was super upset because I told a guy he shouldnt call his son a fucking idiot WHILST violently grabbing his wrist which caused his son to actually cry out in pain How did it get there? Hey, thanks for editing that! I was about to be sad, and that would've been completely UNMETAL. Was it like: For some reason it looks... natural. I didn't expect this Why is there a retarded Robert Pattinson face in the corner? I really hadn't seen it before dude. If I had why on earth would I repost it? That is one sexy car Holy shit! How did I miss this? Atlantian? Does your son usually have this effect on women? Wooooaaahhhh My mom has a compressed disc in her back and can hardly walk, but has no insurance. There's nobody that will do an MRI on her because she doesn't have health insurance anyway, and back surgery is around $200,000. It's AWESOME. check the max res on your printer instead of asking us Does anyone know what the armour looked like? ok everyone, thanks for your responses. I'm glad I was able to generate some thoughtful discussion. I seem to agree with about 30% of you (in theory) and disagree with the rest Thank god I don't have a translation app with me while screwing I feel like that's why I (a female Of coruse, we've learned at high school physics, that rainbow is a full circle when seen e.g. from a plane...I'm surprised people don't believe it here and...people who see me play inverted go But ... but ... the unicorn Can't you just drag the music files from one HDD to the other? I enjoy all of this a lot, Should I Upload my seasons of topgear? I used to masturbate against the bed when I was 5. I'm shocked when people say they didn't start until around 13... You can use EMP on orbital commands??? Ohhhhhhhhh.... Wow. Debian is almost as old as I am. Since when has sex been a toll? it's a game. And the founder is the same age as I am. Maybe they ended because you were too worried about saying how you felt at the time. I'm not sure your analogy quite fits your point. Anyway, I honestly would say that if Person chooses A, and A turns out to lead to B, then Person unwittingly chose B. They didn't necessarily know that B would be the consequence of A, but they chose A anyway. I'm not sure how/why you would or could explain that away. It seems fairly logical and obvious to me. This is awesome, wish I was still up to my craigslist shenanigans knowing there are guys like you on it. Would have loved to have a guy actually wine and dine me or buy my lingerie! TRUST me guys have it A LOT better on cl than girls do. Once I showed up and a guy wanted to fuck me while his dad watched. WTFFFFFFFFFF?!!?!? Im almost thinking about putting up my own Iama from the girls perspective, now that ive seen this. Ive had some intense encounters. Lol only in my california rolls, please. Some places in the south (US), they call soda of any sort Coke. I ordered a Coke at a BBQ place in SC and they asked me what kind. I couldn't help but You spent only a few hundred on a professional exterminator? It's incredible what a set of pixels can get from me I'm not sure any fast food restaurant in the United States has a soda water dispenser. Where are you finding these? Canada? Really! Yes, especially when they go on to name every single drink they had to get them that drunk. "I had two Jägerbombs to get started. Then, Sally wanted to do shots with me, and she's so hot, so I took two shots of whiskey with her. I was feeling pretty good, but I wanted to get more wasted so I had a beer from the keg. After that, I had one shot of tequila. Then, I started blacking out, but Jimmy told me I started chugging beers after that. I passed out on the frat house couch. Man, what a fun night!" right, you should be thankful you're not into cycling and don't have to shave! it's such a waste of time to maintain and looks odd without a decent tan... When I was younger I grabbed a fresh glass from the dish washer and had a great big glass of milk. About half way down I saw something dark and immediately I knew something was wrong. I poured the rest out into the sink and a fucking wolf spider plopped out. I'm afraid I don't see your point. I feel like you're descending into the world of inane babble. In all seriousness, it's getting hard to decipher your points. HOW DID YOU GET THE LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL NEXT TO YOUR USERNAME <3 The wobble works well I've read a lot of different books, and I've listened to a lot of different lectures, and I simply do not want to take the time to write in a little box on Reddit the full justification for my faith. Wait, the Kindle screen is just a bunch of unorganized grains? How do they control them Or Speed Racer ( Knowing myself, I get jealous easily, but... I'm into more ballroom-type dancing, and if I was in a relationship with a guy who liked that type of dancing, it's understandable that he would want to dance with other partners! But, for clubbing-type dancing (I usually think of grinding on another guy/girl) then I'd be like journeyman project ORLY? And how long did it take you to find this "boyfriend" person My boyfriend has something on his Droid that tells us how many calories we burned during our jog. It's stupid though because it uses healthy things like fruit to compare it to. For example, we jogged today and it said that we burned 3 apples' worth of calories. I'm quite confused I hear from them the first time. They are even playing tonight in my city Immediate wide eyes. Some friends of mine... how can they hear a supersonic shockwave before the object creating the wavefront passes the sensor? I expected maybe a few hundred people to hear it. Now I'm on every news site including Gawker and NPR, got an interview for Mashable, and have 200,000+ plays on Soundcloud. I NEVER EXPECTED THIS TO BE BIG!! Can you really get the parasite via random drop? the trophy was stolen on the day I was born ... Or grow it I'm Foxglove on Korgath. Male Nelf Druid. I'm probably one of the few women that plays male toons over female toons. Female casting animations just look wonky to me I somehow question if that would've made it funnier.. digg didn't launch until late 2004 which was already after the g4techtv merger/takeover who tries to cook frozen food? That's so weird This is a post house so there is a lot of digital and physical (tape) data moving around - this was the area that they were focusing on. I think I understood your question correctly where is it getting the data from? or can i avoid comparison shopping? i know What is aderol? I have no idea what I just looked at. Haha, triple-jump!? Now that's just absurd! ( 24 gallons. 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If i need to go i sit relax shit and have no reason to sit there now. All within 30 seconds, MAX. What the hell takes you long enough to grab a magazine and read? I never got why people had the time to sit and read unless they have enormous shits and need to slowly lubricate their asshole or they have like pinpoint assholes which they need to stretch-Armstrong them to great widths. Please tell me what takes so long to make a magazine or book and relevant item. The most relevant item i can think of is a slot machine. Pull it when i sit, lose when i shit. Gripe when i wipe. (yes i made that up on the spot) omg zeus just said he wants to wipe the american empire off the map oh just incase for any confusion i wasnt the one who made this topic/thread it was some guy named jiitstudent im jiitstudents nsfw? But, what if we're all just brains in vats, and there's no objective factual reality. Then what do we have to rely on, evidence and theory? I know too much about meatspin alright just checking Hells yea I did. It is awkward, but in the emails we were to and froing, we made it clear that it was really important to both of us and yes, it got a bit awkward but no more awkward than herpes or crabs would be after the fact That is... impressive. I didn't think she could do it. ... But then violentacrez would be the ultimate voting machine EGGSnThings. They have this appetizer called the swedish pancake. Look that shit up if you want an orgasm of the mouth Was he so embarrassed that he deleted his account? Again, holy fuck you have a note on yourself I was told it was normal to go under. Same story except elementary school gym teacher. accidently killed the site for a moment Ah yes, outland. I need to get my ass over there already. Just got to 50 and im used to keeping armor for like 7 levels at a time There is a 20 something year difference between me and my half-sister, so I could just imagine when I'm 40 and have kids in their mid-teens Why were you in Baltimore? I know they're pretty cool. I watch their anime & read their manga & play their games all the god damn time! What do you mean by "I was like that"? There is DLC? Are you guys looking for a company nurse? If I'm right and you're black, then I'm wrong Wtf. Windows calculator is retarded What agenda is this? Why have I not heard of it? Placentas are extremely rich in many vitamins and amino acids that would be very good for your hair, and are considered a delicacy in many countries....but IMHO, it's still kinda gross AHH How's TLO out? My older bro's in jail so much for going to bed early Can you be a bit more specific? Like threesome stories, nerd stories, funny stories, embarrassing stories, scary stories, lol so many to choose from The horses eyes lmfao, im pretty sure thats still legal, but youd have to get my apporval He must be a sign of god That's pretty scary... they sound no different than the racists and bigots on FOX in 2010. I would love to have a copy of *The Lord of the Rings* that looked like that. Ancient Greece just got a lot more fabulous. In order to invent the universe.. you must first create an apple pie from scratch..? she has a stepson? You know, if it's long enough you could probably pull off a As a bisexual woman, this mostly makes me want to go to the gym and work on my abs. 36 different expressions? It has this face I've always wondered what us Americans sound like to outsiders It is? ... Oh god. Needs a "not safe for life" tag. Actually no... and I really wasn't trying to be insulting or anything. I just didn't think voteformein2016 had seen that part of my post, because honestly I've never heard of UBC law as being a top-ranked school in Canada You dated someone named Birth? There's probably something wrong with me for being jealous of that fact, but I suppose that part of me really doesn't care. She'd probably hate how many pairs went missing, though. Thanks, that bug (I think) is to do with the DOM tree being slow to update on some PCs or browsers, I might have to stick a little delay in there at some point. Anyway, spent a few hours on this, so time to have a drink and stop coding for the evening. It's running in chrome in full screen on my 44inch TV at the moment, quite hypnotic Flea is one the greatest bassists alive Apparently GAP isn't closing any of their clothing stores but... Supermarkets Why do you have access to her sister's panties? Death by asphyxiation by ants. lets change the color scheme. sky blue does not have the poker vibe imo I don't even like cats, but for the whole thing, I'm thinking "So these people really like their pet, and I'd be willing to pay much more than the animal's worth to get back my pet", but then I read the last bit.... Ah, that explains it. WHY DID I CLICK staying up all night for this Thanks muchly. Some bugger downvoted you for posting me the link. His face in the last frame is priceless: What is it? ......in a jar!? You have that many receipts just laying around your house you can spend a whole year searching through them? I am a Windows user who has been to a Mac store, and *I understand*. Madagascar residents have super-human immunities. What? He's actually done that throughout the tournament... What does the trophy next to your name mean? So i'm Brad Pitt. Your new Hulk. I'm not entirely sure what you mean by this...... if you claim to be an ethnicity then I can see it :) or maybe it's not an ethnicity and I can't see it > ...INCEPTION dun dun daaaa Does this qualify: **( Did you guys know you can play goldeneye 64 singleplayer using two controlers at the same time? One controls movement, the other your weapon! Goodness that's a lot of money. Did you look on ebay too? Sometimes they sell things that are more reasonably priced. When I was like 9 or 10 my dad started talking about atoms, one of my first questions was if all the water had already been spit. He replied by saying that all the water has probably already been pee why is she still allowed around your son I can imagine it now: NOOOOOOOOO IT FELL OFF!! Oooh... boobs yeah im not the maker of these things You can challenge courses. You can't take 2 exams although, you would be taking 40 exams, one for each course in the typical 40-course bachelors degree. Typically the price is half, and you have to wait for the examination weeks to take them, so they will be staggered out unless you do something crazzzy like take 40 3-hour exams simultaneously in 3 weeks Well *that's* not what I was expecting. In that case, I'm already speedballing. Not even joking, it was a public school in Texas. Until this thread I thought you had to be a serious slacker to get below a 30 5' flat I like how the cd compartment lid opens to reveal a cartridge slot, and how the controller has 6 buttons for just A and B. And a month before that.. You assume I'm a man How do you wipe while still seated? Wow, I actually agree with him on something. ** ... and hobo pee on your blackberries whats JDate? That's Mom you're talking about, sir. It's totally weird. On the XP i just wiped this morning, LOD was kinda shifty, looking slightly askance. That was the look I associate with disapproval. Now I've got this guy looking directly at me, pupils straight forward. It's kinda creepin me out, TBH. It looks like a seal on LSD. Five dollars. I thought you we're serious at first 1) Reading through your cooking directions and meal ideas - your food sounds fucking AMAZING. Sounds like she really missed out They mostly come out at night... mostly. Your dad's stopped paying child support to her though, right? More like yes.. because cats raised by humans have never been placed in dark boxes ..and you know how I love a nice derriere.... Wow, $27.5k for that journal Seems like it would ...chafe ...my uncle and I joke about the same exact thing. The phrase is exactly the same, letter for letter. I didn't know they made girls that tall. I'm over six and a half feet and all the girls I know are munchkins Rob Bell Closer to 15. Why is it that I think I'd rather use the GNOME of that process? ppl pay 50% premiums for this? why are there downvotes here You didn't realize that you were fapping yourself to sleep before? No disrespect to your daughter, but I misread your comment on a first glance (as in, the position of the words "feel", "you", and "up") and was like The domain name scared the sheesh out of me. I never even thought about that before I don't know man but guess what?! Everyone's immune system will be stronger because of this outbreak WTF!! Freaky music, front / back door handles.. revolving gifs I never knew that PC games were not video games I've had a host migration where I totally changed classes... Why? What, there is no sound? Exactly what I thought What kind of tears were they? I'd bet my soul if i had one Remind me never to piss you off. lol you wouldn't download a car? Not until just now... I am a woman. Driver was a 19 year old guy and he's STILL ALIVE Eerily similar. Only difference is I'm south west. Now what was even more interesting to me about that story. It wasn't the senator tapping or not tapping....it was the 'undercover' cop who is planted in bathrooms to 'observe gay behavior' and who was identified as a 'leading expert in bathroom same sex activities'. Is this what we're funding with our tax dollars? Fortunately I've not had that experience! I'm sure it'll happen one day. why shouldn't ppl put blobs in databases? Wow That doesn't look like a normal OS setup. it took 280 seconds T^T and the voice at the end made me jump a lot How? I ain't got no monies. HO HO HO ;D .... HOW ABOUT A... ... God, you're telling me. It hasn't hit me yet with the babies, but I definitely think about getting married and I am SO not ready to do that. I go around now being all I HAVE OPINIONS ABOUT WEDDINGS and my boyfriend's all It looks like 1970. wut and so is anyone who enjoyed looking at her thanks to his film.. .. ' I think I am in love Looks like it, you lucky lucky gurl/guy/w.e I'm not really sure what just happened FUCK YEA ... A VIRTUAL RIOT!! \m/ all i heard was waka waka waka. Wrong character sure but i still did I wonder what the work environment will be like in 10 years when all these kids are 20 somethings in the workplace. *love* the picture; your username is good too. Any truth to it? :) why would anyone want to attack university of reddit I'm in Australia, when I wake up all the news from the previous day happened in my sleep so it's usually too late to submit anything. I'm living in the future but it feels like the past. Way to generalize a few million people. I for one am glad you found comfort in the OC. Taught my little brother who Arnold Schwarzenegger was. Only he couldn't quite pronounce the last name, so instead he would call him Arnold Scwarz-a-n***er. Needles to say i had to teach him the correct pronunciation before anything bad happened because of it What was this made in? mspaint Life? the life cycle never ends until someone dies (ie, the person creating life is actually just perpetuating it, as the sperm/egg is already alive). Making it based on life doesn't make sense, unless you mean the philosophical "a life." Also, I dont see the penalty for stealing a choice being very high Some of those look like they could really cause serious injury Its FUNNY. Swing em proud! Great Omg... today is my 21st. Birthday FTA: "Although the investigation is continuing, Campbell said the incident appears to be an accident." always wanted to be an animator, stared with that.. started enjoying photoshop,... move to graphics... web design... and now im a developer Oh my god, it got the Sandvich. I'm really creeped out by that square iPod Touch Would you get caught for ordering the spores? That was kind of intense, not what I was expecting at all. What else is awful? Dude, that girl is like 5 at most I guess Huk will win. You are a lady!?! Have a heart attack? What, you mean... like... not at my house? I don't get why people's way of fighting the meme is to post more of it... His mustache is thicker than my beard I'm pretty sure there's one in NY center as well. I had a friend whose parents own it. Or did. My favorite thing about your comment is the implication that a majority of the population relies on logic in any way. There's definitely something going on with the size. The actual size of those is smaller. When it's put in the header it gets slightly enlarged. I have no idea why. Double checked though...the 100% size of my sample one up there is about 60% of the size that it is actually being displayed on the header. Yeah me neither... the poptart shirt? The McDonalds in the background? The kid waving a flag??? I get paid to make men do this. ALL ZERG I remember watching that movie when I was a teenager. The party scene and the slapping scene made me Same. 23, elementary school in SoCal. So... what is it? Looks like something the Goatse guy might like... COME ON GUYS IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS IS THE ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK THEME SONG No. you can do that? I'm sure you would.. I remember back in beta when the meta game was to stack HP, even carries Where is this wedding at? My buddy that's getting married in December told me that this place he's having his ceremony at had a X-Men arcade machine too. This is very true, I actually worked with a guy named Chong Fuen Goldstein Dinner? MKVs have strange fast start streaming behavior (as if i was streaming a video over the internet When you get a cup of tea with the teabag still floating in it after the milk has already been put in Why would you steal ice tea? It's almost as cheap as water. Upside down happy chair is I had more in mind, the wedding cake. Source? 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ALLAH BE PRAISED FOR THESE WOMEN ARE THERE TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE!! - a message from the future..... okay I have to go run an errand and then I will bite the bullet and begin... in the name of all that is holy Pretty fun. That group that keeps making a Swastika in the upper left corner every round... I need to reread HOL because I've completely forgotten that dream sequence I was just about to ask the same thing! I'm a freshman at UofH as well! fat boy slim? Did his album get leaked? O'RLY ... imgur is bigger than ebay On average too... so it could be 300 jobs. What's with the copyright symbol on your name As a lineman? I hope you gave up the game for the sake of your brain, that's a lot of knocks in the head Uhm the article said it got to the executives and then it got rejected did it not? I'm plumbfounded by how many times times this has been reposted. His face really isn't proportioned right >His face really isn't proportioned right ... Because I want to learn glass blowing? WTF, CTRL + F1 does that Vag and Dick.... A few days ago, Macaulay Culkin turned 30 years old. Thanks. This costs more than a new US copy! Blizz offered me a region switch, but then I have to choose between US and EU I'm the horse and don't forget manual gearboxes... How can people not comment this He charges less to cut guys' hair, but you bring up a good point. Maybe I'll start tipping him. WOW wait, why wasn't it eaten? Try building (fully functional) UI that'll never be used just so that we can demonstrate it to clients to prove we've got "features". Apparently she's female. I didn't know my dad wrote parenting books ... As a Jew, all I can say is: The only thing listed that you've posted in recent history was something I upvoted.... do you delete what doesn't do well? I've have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest with a grey gym sock.. entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel That dog looks like it's having a seizure. Farenheight 911 That video is from here (Chile).... Just as long as you "tip" me properly if ya know what i mean So not a couple. We're more like brother and sister. Or mistress and slave. Muslim Athiests? On sale for $8? Am I racist just because I sometimes feel nervous around black people? Varka decided to step in? Seriously? I never would have seen that one coming. I thought it was an ape Really, a technique you should *show* her I don't do it the way your bf does it, and I simply either use lube or not, both are equally effective. One must be careful not to put friction on it all the time though, that can hurt after a while If the car is moving, and you're in the passenger's side ... who took the picture 4080 fps I bet if you just let it be known, spray will rain down on you like mana from heaven... Last time I checked MSG didn't turn your eyes blue. You did that to yourself? oh shit... just got linked from cnn.com asian girls with aussie accents wth...hm... hm... ohhhhhhhhhhhh now i see ! I've been keen on getting a VCH for years now, but haven't yet... that and the horizontal version are the only ones I would consider (for various reasons). Sounds like you love it though :) is there anything else you can tell me? My biggest apprehension is having someone staring at my anatomy with a judgemental eye right up close WTF. I consider myself pretty jaded, and a lot of things don't phase me, but. Seriously WTF. Words fail me. Check this out - for the first time, this is me: That... sounds like a personal problem? I really have no advice to give you. I found out the girl it was over was my ex I also think you're most probably right Oh man, those things are dangerous! I never even heard of them until I was at a friend's house drunk one night and needed to wash my hands, but didn't know where the light switch was... so I just stuck my hand under what I assumed was a soap dispenser and pulled the lever!!! I would say yes, yes it is certainly time to move. You've lost me... I ordered a small at the Timmie's in Penn Station and they gave me a medium. Anyone else think he now looks like the ghost puppy from Nightmare Before Christmas? Death by Snu Snu!!! I like the kinetic typography music video. I had thought that was the official video Was just wondering that myself... the town I am from has a beach volleyball tournament every year, and I would try and make it down every year for the...um... sights. Dude, Forge World is going to be ridiculous. Remember all of those fucking insane maps on Halo 3 that people with no life (or massive amounts of free time and patience over the course of weeks) made? Yeah, that's standard now Seriously. Crysis on 1920x1080 with Ultra settings completely maxed out my overclocked GTX 480 1.5GB. hope he isn't using a dead man's switch Reminds you? It IS that. Thank you very much, Monsieur Tool. Wow how could you eat that? This is one of the few not blatantly hateful tracts he's made. I lol'd. It was kinda cute, in a way. Haha. I literally looked around my room suspiciously, because my boyfriend has *dark brown hair and green eyes. Are you watching me?? Barney the Baneling? suhweet mother of gawd I have no debt. I live within my means and owe money to nobody except my monthly bills for products and services that I legitimately need to remain comfortable in my life. Like electricity and netflix Because being annoyed with the writers completely destroys any enjoyment I might get from the show? I think you're misunderstanding me. I love Doctor Who to death, with all of it's flaws. I'm just frustrated with the attitude writers have regarding their viewers. I was also frustrated when Rose came back in Season 4, but that didn't stop me from still watching it and enjoying it. I think you're living with my ex. My question is...how the HELL did you grow that PBR? How do you have sex with a hat? O__o And would you ever wear that hat again if you did? SO many questions! that looks amazing! To be fair, they use a pretty strange definition of Europe in that map... Western Europe minus Greece and Iceland, but plus the Czech Rep...? Damn, that last one was brutal. How the fuck could he even attempt to justify a slide like that? Magnetic katamari? Georgia tech redditor? He was comparing her to Soraka Was this really you? ** Me too, these shows aren't even in the same league as mash really. than what was I just poking and prodding at on my 2nd gen iTouch? Are you a girl? Those are, um, exactly the same three definitions we use in the US... Looks good When I opened this in a new tab and continued browsing, I was not ready for Cats on Mars Its cancelled? ...what a year to not have a tv. Are you painting with ketchup? It's not a hermit crab, I thought those shells are attached to them at birth. Reminds me of something I've imagined whilst dropping acid! 30 - 50 ... that's a majority of someone's independent life! I'm 28 and I've never even thought of sneaking booze into a restaurant before... Hey... Do I know you IRL..? So, GW gets its first true exhibitionist. I think you're right! Not sure if you're into animes, but Paprika and Mind Game are two of my favorite ones to watch while blazed. THEY WILL BLOW YOUR MIND Wait, what? You are in a poodle?! Booze is quite expensive here in Switzerland ... How did I just get envious of a suitcase? ...have seen the glory... people....age...? damn, this beats the hell out of my attempt. damn, this beats the hell out of my attempt. damn, this beats the hell out of my attempt. I don't know what it's called, and I did not create it. I don't want to steal someones comic Is it really Portugal 4-3 Cyprus at half time? Wait, this is on 10.04? I appear to have read to-go as delivery Wait....where's the chair Damn, that is a bit steep for a ticket just to go check it out How deep was that pool? wait, I don't have any pups So yea, "wooden fence, your fucked" do you own the fence, and if so why not move it I'm starting to like circlejerk - it's one of the few feel-good things left in my life right now. (Just got back from getting some ice. Locked a fly in the freezer Nice pussy shot.....How about a series or even a vid of your orgasm Oh! You rode your bike back home with a broken knee? at first then Too bad you missed out on the ABS m1 deal a few months ago. Was 20 bucks I am a displayfusion guy myself. I actually payed for the license WTF is that sick website I'm surprised I haven't seen him around at U of T yet Also female -- my ex-husband used to do this. He'd say "let's go out for dinner." So I'd agree, then ask where he wanted to go, and he'd immediately get a worried look on his face and say "where do YOU want to go?" I'd be like, you wanted to go out, just make a command decision already, goddamnit! It would turn into a horrible debacle, often ending with him weeping copiously and slobbering all over, begging me to forgive him. I'd be like, fucking asshole, it is just food, you wanted to go out, and WHAT? Safari on windows? Now I understand Inception. mama!? I don't remember adding any secret messages. EDIT: It worked. whoa, is the OP by any chance in my politics through film class on thursdays? If it's this bad now, just imagine how great this is going to be after you get married. Hold on.....I'll sneak around behind her....my favorite tactic a 6-pack before that you sure I'm a male? Some of the comments make me So is it like ass pennies, but you stick them up your weiner? I did that last week, but the stuff I had been smoking was really sticky, so everything was all gummed up in there. I almost washed it all out cause I figured I just couldn't smoke it It's so clean. They look like guys that I beat this fuck out of in high-school for picking on one of my gay friends...freaky I thought he was just a novelty account that's doing a poor job of living up to his name that I'd missed all this time. Apparently not. \\( Have you been raided by the party van yet? Is that a man or a lady? Sounds like some weird midi piano Damn, those things are starting to get faster than my desktop PC. Um, I think you have something going on in your head that i don't want Yes, that's very true about being nice! I am always, always nice, and I have told my boyfriend before that "while your sister and I may not be the best of friends, I will always be nice to her no matter what." So I guess what bugs me is, if I am always pleasant to her, is there really any reason why she or even my boyfriend would find it OK for her to be unpleasant around me? The thumbnail looks like a pokemon. All the articles are being censored as well Indeed I have. I guess the rat 3 is the only one in my price range. That thing doesn't look too comfortable though I'm not asking you to do anything, I'm asking for ideas. While the lovey-dovey-ness isn't that bad (come one we're all like this at certain points) them making it *this* public definitely is! I just felt like I participated in an emotional threesome what does the 14 mean Now I think you're just fucking with me Same goes for Mario *** Yeah. Interesting to think that it's the most useful of the humanities majors, after all OH GOD 4 right next to each other. With the possibility of more underneath I hope you're using TNT gawd'damn Is that a nipple on her forehead? One time my pals and I were hotboxing a car, when we spotted a longboarder walking up the giant hill he had just been riding down. We gave him a ride back to the top... he turned out to be one of my classmate's parents that ass to waist ration is off the hook! Damn my youtube poisoned mind. I only had a How do you destroy a shirt? why old photos have copyrights? Yes, yes I do. I didn't even know it got uploaded. i recently moved to a new city. the only reliable dealer i've found is almost triple my age. Sheeee-it! The boy was playing with his bat and the girl had her cat... Ex-digger here, and I don't get it. WTF is so special about this? She kinda looks vicious. I have a pretty good torch system, the problem is when I get to a junction where I've already gone multiple directions, I get way lost trying to figure out which way goes home Why is this being downvoted? Read further down in this thread. I apologize for being combative above to someone who came out swinging about how acronyms are sooo annoying yeah, it was expected to be a shootout. Tulsa lead the nation in offense two out of the past three years and ECU had only 2 guys back on defense. O_ Anyone ever wonder if Notch cruelly designed the procedural generator to occasionally create infinite caverns? Why did you do it on the bottom bar rather than the top one? I can only hope so .... > *There is no spoon* man, bitches ain't shit ‾\\( And yet I am the one who knows where the other one is At first glance I thought it was Harry, from Harry and the Henderson's. My first ever WC3 map took me about 20 minutes to make and was a complete failure. I uploaded it to epicwar.com any and it still got a few thousand downloads and a good rating regardless. This isn't the homebrew club, this is just a few of the neighbors Downvotes?? REDDIT YOU DON'T *LIKE* THIS KIND OF STUFF.. doooooo yoU? ...I'm not sure I'd trust anyone by the name *violent_rapist* At last, we can divide by zero... ** Wow, confirmed are you serious? Such Is the mystery of meta. What kind of monster doesn't let their cat go outside? Holy dear mother of God. You wouldn't think the Tea Party Folk would actually like a crazy Anarcho-Capitalist. Then again.. and the tissues also protect against... aliens Australia does a $200 coin, 97% gold iirc. Was looking to get one of those 5 dollar coins for lols, then found out they do all this bizarre shit, hologram coins and all I remember at Christmas I asked my cousin if he saw this and then he thought it would be a good idea to act it out: "yeah I saw it, he's a nigger, he's a nigger." I like Fuck, that is ridiculously hot. I looked up the prostitution laws in CA and they actually look very very tame exactly as you said particularly for a first offense. Like surprisingly tame. It's a misdemeanor. Your supposed to dilute it?! Holy crap, that was translated? Goodbye, crappy machine translations. Thanks! It's easily my strongest lift (and the lift I am most proud of). My current goal is to get my squats up. My overhead is at intermediate level according to Kilgore's chart, but my squat is still down at novice. At first I was ? Then I was This happened when I saw Pilgrim as well... the logical conclusion is that all geeks/nerds share this aversion to MNight, but I'm going to go with a twist and say that I was right behind you .... How does a condom slip off? really? ive never had a girl tell me my vagoo looked nasty whereas ive had a bf who told me to "get that shit fixed" It might evolve into a gyarados...by 2012 ! So *that's* how The Onion's article about Bush ruining the country was so incredibly accurate... The Onion has only started being less satire and more truth because *The Onion is controlling our government to make their satire become reality*. It all makes sense. "Upgrade to pro to watch full screen"? Michael's banging the tooth Also OSX, also many snow maps. Something about the word "irk" irks me ‾\\( Double rainbow gathering???? Wait..240 for a half? why? the amazing thing is it was also the same when I was in high school back in the 80's The "Good" dancing made me think "hah, what a wanker, I'd laugh and walk away" but that's just me. Maybe I'm not average i know husq made bikes and chainsaws... but for a moment i was worried they made microwave ovens too Reminds me a bit of Donatella Versace. Hmm. Apparently I'm currently using 1010 MB (13%) of my 7495 MB in gMail. I get email attachments that are 10 megs. His username is oddly relevant. Not even a novelty account Wait so.. Entlantis got all that attention, and this post got none? 22'' Illyama CRT monitor Red, Orange, Yellow, Blue, Blue, Blue, Blue, Wut I don't even...?, PURPLE OH, okay, you're one of those people who think that living in a society should be a free ride! Awesome! You know, because your taxes DIRECTLY fund other people hanging out and having a good time. Stupid taxes. We should stop paying them and rely on the benevolence of others to keep order...oh wait. Brothas be like So yeah I'm at work and forgot that we're using IE. Thanks alot Well, thanks for your contribution I've learned that the trick to getting more wins as a defender is to lose less often. So many upvotes no replies. Why does it taste salty? Looks yummy, but does ginger ale make it healthy? how do they measure how many seconds it takes to write text in that search field? I don't get it. What's this supposed to do, exactly? Because I can't determine any differences between this and regular Google. I have never broken a frosted glass pipe...and I have dropped one out of the window of a moving car while trying to empty the cashed bowl. ...Was that a public school? ^_^..... This is going to be kind of like Firefly, I think. Middle easterners love nickelback.. The muslim and christian scientist emblems are copyrighted? I feel exactly the same. So much quality content here. Doesn't stealing bases put you closer to home.. ? Hmmm.... I'll look again when I've not spent a day marathon programming ah indians with their caste systems like ayn rand... makes sense...?? Yeah, pretty much 40% of my 33% BF is in my bra... Lol, being a non-american I could probably read your post backwards and yet wouldn't be able to make any more sense out of it wahhh noooo its spelled GREY you must have the longest name ever Ich bin eher von der Vielfalt der Wahlmöglichkeiten beeindruckt Wait - Agent Laura never left the chat Not normally, but occasionally some did come on trips (Even 25 years later, I distinctly recall watching one of them change her shirt when we were camping in a field, and boy, even at 11 she had an absolutely fantastic set of cans. First set of boobs I ever saw. This changes everything Reddit seems to have swallowed up my original reply, so I decided to post a shorter one: WHAT?! Or six These make me wish I had my balls above my penis I did not know you liked the Black Keys that much. It's funny, I was fat during most of my childhood and have a tolerance to the size, comments and flabby body image... Man, I'm awful at that game. Some of the questions are hilarious, but when I get a really weird one wrong, I get weirded out by who actually said that statement. Wow, seriously? They must think they are magic mirrors or something. That's what I'm afraid of. Mesmerizing. Damn, he refused *TF2?* I'm out of ideas, then. That's all you had to say. Thanks for the reminder I know. Found out before we got split up. Enjoy the lousy sex! I read that as Marilyn Monroe and wondered what the fuck happened. How did this take only two weeks do you have a doctor's note? Sitting in my freshman history class in college going over the Salem Witch Trials when the kid behind me raises his hand and asks... Is magic **real??** I middle clicked, and the miniviewer came up. You know it's all echoey in there. We know what you're up to. Especially when you're all like "Hang on a sec...hnng..hnng...yeah whatsup?" Wow...my head hurts Where does one get a burrito making machine Oh jesus you live where two of my ex girlfriends live(d). Because nobody bought his art? Precicely. There would be no fucking stars in the sky! Yet.... give it a few million years for the light to reach us. Oh wait, God must have created the light in the interim! He is so great what.the.fuck.... Sometimes, I do it even when I am not on the phone... Not bad but $50 to the airport from the cusp of Hillsboro/Beaverton That's kinda hot.... It is definitely scary to ride sometimes. There is a huge hill on my campus that if I don't check my speed with my brakes I can get going way too fast. Ahhhh, I just realised I somehow completely misunderstood (thought you meant you were doing 16 x 10/9/8... What indeed. ...**What arrow?** cause I mean - if it's not the same participants you'd just called it replication - not "follow-up", right? right.. she's REALLY skilled According to whom? so.. is that really him posting There's a UK version?! ...but I am from Texas Shit i do have two nametags Oh, It'll cost ya.... Almost 81k now... Mission Accomplished. Good luck with JR., at that age I was a wiz for just programming the VCR...... Same reason sites continue to split their articles into 15 sections? Good to hear. I'm no libertarian, but I'm familiar with their principles, so whenever I hear a representative of the Tea Party calling it a Libertarian movement, I get all wait there are hats? On the balls of your feet? I think its quieter Good thing there are enough votes in the Senate to pass the small business tax credits then oh noes grad school. seriously 32 is NOT late at all to have a kid I didn't know about the first 3 with 100 hours played. Yeah, my boyfriend said he'd prefer white bra and panties to flesh-tone, although that isn't a practical solution because a white bra will show through a white shirt as much as a black or pink bra. I thought that was strange - white panties seem more granny-esque to me I like how in the second replay the guy goes heavy marine even after he scouts your bane nest Probably making sure that the servers were stable again. I'm assuming you get RP for beating Riot teams? I use to have one of those So do you like put the sugar into the kettle or what? WTF Pause You can get them online for about 80 bucks gawd what I'd do to bust in her ass epic ass is EPIC Em... it's crazy but I think it really could work One story? 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Young Voldemort or undead Voldemort? The rest of you is awesome as well This game looks amazing Look's like I'm going left handed today 10x requires a really good server to pull off I don't recall asking for a sandwich to be made Come to think about it, 6 year olds are some of the angriest people I know. Most of them know more swears than I do jeez you seem to have some kind of reddit enemy. Why do you keep getting downvoted? That's how you look when you're enjoying yourself? Yeah this is the only problem I got with my books too, and I live in the UK. goleg goleg goleg, it looks like every word has a G in it. It looks like made-up writing, except for the word frequencies... who would want to? Is that spider squirting clear liquid out of its ass? you got the Lost Viking achievements? Wait... the this game's Western release is largely based on the work of SomethingAwful regulars? That looks like a swastika inside of the star of david. I await further instructions. Actually that's kind of a major nitpick. I think he's on to us. Wow, massive downvotes going on in here It really *does* hang down to his shins. ...right. Nobody ever finds little sisters arousing whatsoever, with their petite bodies and budding chests and nonchalant dress... OMG! I heard about Quantum Jumping on Skeptics guide to the universe. Weird that I ran into it here. Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a little kid too? GAH you get me every single time! I know you exist, and know to look out for you, and still every time I think "huh, that analogy doesn't make much sen...waiiiit a second... Greatest. Traffic jam. Ever The boxes can be made bigger, To Infinity... and WAYYY Beyond! Geez... electric blue, i'll be damn. My eyes were glazed! Germs everywhere Owowowowowowwww... The walk to bed gets the blood pumping and then I lay in bed with eyes like this Oh shit that's even creepier. Mayo = semen. Why the hell would her head hair warrant a boing? As far as I recall, Ami doesn't keep her head-hair hidden beneath her clothes all day, and certainly not between her legs where Taiga indicated. Also, wow, you can determine the way people groom their pubes from their hairstyles? That's some weird-ass kind of superpower... How come I remember this story from last year? Can anyone provide another source that doesn't cite nypost.com? I'm really thinking they reposted this as new news. Makes completely logical sense. Over four grand now just 10mins later I didn't know, but I listened anyway :). At first I was like what is this shit Holy cow, I thought of cucumber too! I don't see you post in this sub very often. I'm addicted to COD ... What do you eat? If you spent more could you eat healthier or higher quality food? Do you eat fruit? What region do you live in? Do you shop around many groceries and spend a lot of time trying to get coupons and looking at flyers? $50-100 on groceries for one person sounds very cheap That is great! 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Is 1850 even for anything any more? Whoa, you made it happen. we are impregnant now? fleshkinacid grade level of 20 Where'd you hear that from I came across most of them in /r/minecraft, and they were all gaming related. Clicking the "reddit this ad" link brought me to the adsense ad campaign /r/ads submission. I ended up getting around 15 in a row. I wonder if that's possible. I see three bubbles That was hilarious. I was driving around in the damn storm and didn't overreact that much. ... of course I didn't see funneling, just the scary-ass overhead and freakishly thick bolts of lightning. And the rain. I have never played Fallout 1/2 so I wouldn't know what to expect anyway. Thanks for the info, in that case I'll get it once I'm back at Uni. It costs almost twice as much here as in the UK I just hope they are using high grade bolts Anyone else read the article where it says she has an obsession "with rats"? My mom does this annoying thing with answering the landline telephone by first saying the number and then greeting....just in case you're not entirely sure what number you've jsut dialed Holy shit Prepare for a day of focus If you get to a bunch of indestructible blocks, that's Bedrock, and you're at the bottom of the map. I've never seen Bedrock higher than 6 blocks from the bottom. How do I know where the bottom is? Often there are gaps in the last layer of Bedrock. If you see what looks like a bright blue block w/ no texture, DO NOT STEP ONTO IT. You'll fall through the map, die, and lose everything in your inventory. Think of it like a gateway to hell Or that he has some knowledge of math. I've never heard of that. Weird. I thought all Final Fantasies were supposed to be in the same universe... Good to know it's not just me. Not gonna lie, I may have teared up. It could have been the onions on my sandwich, or it could have been how powerful that was. OMG he's gonna rape me in my nightmares! ( I have been in the Yaris and I'm not a fan. I'll check the other ones out later...but I think I've made my mind up on the GTi...I had a dream about driving one last night ahahah are you parked outside a lil kiddie park? Be thankful that you had the chance and the experiences? I never was able to go to college when I was the normal age. I'm back in school right now at 34. There are kids here that were born when I was a junior in high school. It's pretty vein poppingly But.. it's cheaper now than when it hits beta I took 3 years of German in HS and studied some Japanese for fun....so I can speak a little German **AND** a little Japanese... separately I always thought people uploaded a custom image that looks like that Yeah, I think it looks great. Sorry I'm not too sure what the "DRY" button means.. I'm not sure how you could dry wash your clothes That is a prodigious amount of output. I think you'll find that that's 92 Billion. That woman is wearing a plastic grocery bag on her head. In which case it's possible that part of you was once part of a dinosaur, or more likely a spider seeing as supposedly we inadvertently eat about one a year or something. Some people really are bananas You can do shroom tea? I'm not gonna lie, that confused the crap out of me. And it went right over my head. I read that as "Therapy for The Dwarf Rapists" Yep. If you're running a linux that includes compiz and you start rotating the desktop cube around it blows non-techies minds Are you telling me that 4chan is actually Angelina Jolie? After watching this, I sort of of want to see her in the senate. I was waiting for the second verse... Chinese are the best weight lifters outside of the heaviest weight class. I have.. The results are being drowned by the Pope and his protection of pedo's quite badly Is this a 3rd person rendition of you walking past the store? Am I watching you, or do you have a outer body camera.. You have ink on your finger...or is that blood. Who is this guy? He has impeccable taste in music, it's like we could be best friends. Is only you knew how serious I am. I really don't know how this, of all things, is supposed to fix the server overload issues... Photoshop crashed and you got an Illustrator error? Maybe when you let him out, make him stay out there for 30 minutes or so. Maybe he'll get the idea. Or perhaps he just doesn't like xbox, get a Wii What was your favourite pokemon to use? Playing through White now. I just started and just caught a Tabunne, which I'm sad to hear doesn't evolve but it must have great Attack IVs cause it is just tearing through everything and Tabunne has base 60 attack ...and yet you know reddit... They took out a *loan* for a *wedding*? Actually, i've found it mixes strangely decent with dark sodas I keep getting a 'failed to launch' message. Also, do I need to enter a username and password? I have one, but I heard somewhere I don't have to enter anything THANK YOU! I never would have figured that out As an American going to school in Toronto, this is awesome. I am actually seriously considering spending the $160 for a bus ticket (it'd be overnight on a bus there and back bu....but....my stapler. Damn... I didn't even recognize that as pi. What's up with the James Franco hate? I was leveling my warrior tank today. (My first tank and I REALLY enjoy it Josh? It's not quite Skynet, because the basic neurons of the reddit hivemind are still human users. When it'll begin processing information and becoming self-aware then we'll become Skynet. My theory is that Reddit is an experiment that measures humans' responses in a group setting. Later this information will be used to make a better crowd-control AI. I am both impressed and freaked out. In fact, my facial expression right now might be somewhat similar to your creation ...almost. Oooh, how do all the old pokemon look wiggling and wobbling in battle? Do they have "eyes closed" sprites too? Well, that's interesting... You have a 33.6k modem? In 2010? Good job 4chan, I'm sure that's really going to impact their business. wow..you could've told me the black plague had sprung up again in Asia, shown me this video and I would've believed you...what an insane reaction from the people in the video i see it now Because I'm short. Why do you care about 4chan when you're on Reddit? This creeped me out more than anything in a long time. Happened almost immediately. This topic is about 1 year too late. They were detained...in July of 2009. Hot enough that I didn't mind the lens-flare. ...maaaybe? it was my pleasure good sir. my sister told me just now that she shed a tear. , I'm a [6] and what's this? Yeah... but why the heck would you use length as analogy (is that the right word?) to weight? And now you're mixing in area... Not a chance, this would require some sort of global transportation system that allows people to travel from continent to continent within days.. oh.. Isn't the Desire just a slightly modified N1? Why the fuck are they just getting 2.2 now?! In the car with mom, she was driving: her phone goes off, she asks me to see who it is. It was a text from my sister's fuck buddy, something along the lines of "hey sexy been thinking bout u n ur hot ass". It wasn't a misdial. Wow.. that seems hard enough to do with just humans. But dogs... You are joking, right? Popup???? Is... is that like a platter of ground beef? Yeah one time someone told me my avatar looked like the girl from The Hard Times of RJ Berger. Heh...all kids go through that 'antichrist' phase. Parents usually just tell them to "stop spinning their head like that, it's disgusting." Non-parents do I think it was a her. I never did try Coke Black, but I really don't like coffee (probably deserving of my own I want to see it go in as a log, then come out in slices... I That's more than two handles of whiskey. The worst thing about Strike Witches (season 1) is, IMHO, that I actually watched it to the end Mechwarrior There's lots of green around everywhere in Michigan. ;). I'll go mushroom hunting with you sometime, though. I'm 45 minutes away, but it seems interesting. I didn't know any mushrooms near here were edible. I think my heartbreaks have gotten exponentially shorter as I grew up. First girl I fell in love with HARD took me at least a year and a half to get over fully, then after that, a few months, a few weeks, down to one week, and (knock on wood) my current girlfriend better not dump me now because I'd probably be over her in three days, that's almost doing a disservice to her. Um, maybe someone else can comment on this but I'm pretty sure the professor's statement is wrong ("unproven", if you're picky). It looks like he's talking about Savitch's Thm but that's about space complexity. Unless I'm wrong he's basically saying NP = P..... Thx, I usually peruse tube8.com myself but I'll check those vids out. I guess what I'm looking for is porn with a story. Maybe I'm turning into a girl ... wtf?!? ...I didn't sign up to read that. jesus You mean it wasn't the traditional well-wishing that furries not burn in hell but rather yiff there?! Unless reddit can tell us which ads get them money by the mere act of being viewed (not clicked) then me blocking ads costs them nothing. And, depending on who's hosting the ads, saves someone money. Unless you like clicking ads (seems to have worked really well this time It doesn't seem to cross the minds of conservatives either....unless the President is a Democrat Wait, what? What's wrong with stir-fried veggies? I'm not sure, did you ditch your revealing clothes? If so, I feel like living on an island is a pretty legit excuse...I guess. Those .. aren't .. PILLOWS !! 15% battery left? I have the same chair in my dorm, but I'm still an undergrad so no van yet The only reason you can't imagine anyone saying it this way is because you're used to hearing it the other way. If everyone were saying 'eat one's cake and have it too' then you wouldn't be able to imagine the average American say 'have one's cake and eat it too'. The whole point of the phrase is to say that you want to eat a cake and after you're done you still want to be in the possession of the cake, but when you say 'have one's cake' and then you follow up with 'eat "it" too', "it" being the cake you're having, then you're eating the only cake you have... I'm a dairy farmer. Breed it as many times as you can. I tried this, but they kept calling the police. 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I always thought it was weird was preparing to rage Grammar hax are needed *about to yell at the op then…* I bought the volumes of that as it came out then traded them in for the whole series set later. I still have the.. umm... purple GOD panties that came with the last DVD in a box somewhere. You're just a competitive gamer. You wouldn't understand. At first I was like :| but then I was like There is auto-aim in the competetive console version? I find the shoebox solution disturbing yet possibly effective I see what you did there... As soon as I get my Evo back I'm all over this. Thanks for letting us know about this! Now if we can get some sort of lite version of the game on Android... WHERE THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE!?! There's a video game about Mr. Baby Man? What's even worse is when you order a sandwich and don't realize there are mushrooms until you eat half of one what if those boys were really girls dressed as boys... well, that started all nice and fun, but then.. I can control my heartbeat What are you fucking talking about? You no longer have that one I think I need some eye bleach. It's like a At first I was like .... "wtf?" and then I was like " ultra mit same range as marine? This is... an interesting list exactly! That's why elevators was on my list of stuff to be changed. Can you imagine base jumping from a space elevator? Even I don't click that button and then Let's just hope the mother of a bride never eats anyone. space filler foam - spray it in the cooling vents. That will fix it. Trust me I'm an engineer I couldn't stop staring at it Of course Princess Bride That's really creepy looking You had a beard at age 11? Thats always so fun :P When I play fps games and somebody calls me a noob (Usually when I have 1.5+ kd ratio **MEATLOAF** Best 24th birthday gift ever o god.. the bulge Yeah I have considered switching cleanse off with something else and just getting Quicksilver sash, but Quicksilver is like 1700 gold, which is almost enough for a BF sword Jesus _Christ_ that chart. I thought you had to me a Mason to go into that Mason hall? Who you calling DUDE.... Thanks! That's like having a 2 second nitro boost for your character... I'm not sure about a hugely high skill cap. Her slow and ult are pretty big(The ult is like my screens length if not more lol!) and easy to land, but she does need extremely good situational awareness(and geographic awareness of where a nice wall is to flash over) to avoid being engaged at all if her flash is down(or if she doesn't have flash at all I had a teacher in high school tell us that her favorite food was pickles; that was normal enough. Then she described how she ate the contents of a gallon container of pickles at a pickles festival and went into shock because of all the extra salt. Never This, but with firecrackers, I'm getting all sorts of ideas It feels like... a repost triple ponytail... who the hell... I thought it was a privacy filter over the screen My face when the babby dropped: Well that typeface sure is special Jesus Hell, you crazy bastard. I think you're my new personal hero I'm sitting like that right now You sneaky little mink .... So, er... Team 6 vs Team 5? I take that to mean that only Team 3/Team 6 did their match, and the rest didn't? You have to change the gaze? Wow. I read this in Gimli's voice. No, actually it was a private position (all the more reason I Do american teenies generally sound scottish? ... can I just say, I want a dozen? Preferably a baker's dozen so I can sample some immediately? Do you listen to Coheed and Cambria? I don't know many people that do I have no idea why I posted that. I suspect that after 12 straight hours of lab and lecture, it did indeed reduce my IQ to 72. I'm actually anti-death penalty which further confuses the hell out of me why I posted that. You stopped contributing to your IRA? Can someone please re-host this image on imgur? For some reason the firewall at my workplace blocks tumblr links but not imgur upnotch for penis thing... does that make me gay? 101 things is a lot of stuff to make goals for.. I don't suppose you'll know, but I've got my fingers crossed: what is up with the lenses at Lenscrafters? I have never owned a more disgustingly easy to smudge pair of glasses. Is this a feature of the "Complete" lenses, to have to clean them six or seven times a day so that everything isn't overlaid with smudges? It's the cat equivalent of Face. I want the WTF glasses: First I was like it's just a toy, but then i was like I wasn't saying I was good cause I beat you. 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I still like I lived in a high rise in Denver for a bit, with a balcony, omg i was worried about dropping shit all the time off the side Just for my tastes, the only thing I can see palatable (without the use of Mayo, oil, or salt > I still like Nice graph, Germany is lower though? ### First, I was all :-/ Then, I was like :=D Now, I'm really kinda No we don't I... I think I know this guy wtf is this shit I found 13 and cheated my way to 14th. But then I came back to the thread and realized theres 21 to find wait... how do i get back? That's more my thing when i'm tripping balls How can someone not like olives? Christopher Walken creeps me out, and now I can't stop hearing this in his voice I got inspired and sailed into the ocean after reading your comment. Unfortunately most of the islands were boring, so I turned back. However, I followed the wrong way back, and figured out that there were a lot of cool mountains and vallies on the other side of my continent. So I tunneled through a mountain to make it more easily accessible. I need to build some minecart tracks over there and establish a second base. He would've given those same buggy eyes when Anderson identified his obsession with the student. Yeah I did do this but I really worked my biceps hard two days ago and now they are really tight and I feel like I have a baseball under my skin trying to rip out. I just want to have a good workout tonight and not skimp because of the pain BECAUSE YOU ARE Why were you arrested? Your mom sounds awesome btw! Isn't the Internet kind of like a social network? It still pains me to think of how Lucas killed off the coolest part of the new trilogy IN THE FIRST MOVIE. I got this exact email does not make me wanna go back There aren't many laundrimats. And there are French people and French classes, but there are more Chinese, just go to aberdeen centre Imagine, if the aliens were five thousand years ahead of us technologically. This would mean if they did had their own version of weed, it would be five thousand years better, and you would get five thousand times higher. pretty much always Seems that I forgot that is this for real? or are you simply suggesting a substitute? Thank god I am playing .13. I'm a male and don't wear make up, but I'm pretty sure I could watch her videos of putting make up on all day. yeah, the nice customers are great, but the first few winks I got creeped the heck out of me. It was like, did anybody else see that? HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! it is done. I'm currently He's wrong! I vote team fortress 2 or league of legends because those are the only two games I am half competent in I guess I'm the only one here spaced out enough from a long night to watch it to the end, but he finds a bunch of ROTTING HUMAN TEETH in one of the cartridge I'm pretty sure I found a spawn point for them, since every time I go into my first mine now they're almost always down there Yeah, why do you ask? i have never seen a man slap another man Having an intense dream and confused panic attack in the morning about an old crush some 8 yrs after I stopped thinking about her and finding out a month or so later that she got married that day Do you have access to my internet history? Seriously, the reason it says "9 available" on that listing is that I bought number 10 earlier this afternoon. On that EXACT auction yeah i was thinking that - until i realised i had never seen them in the same room together Wouldn't it be working then? I read this on reddit a while ago That looks like Zagreb to me. Why the hell wouldn't you? And that concludes the "Why We Sanitize the Bejezuz Out of Our Fermenters" lecture... I didn't know they were infamous I SAID FUCKIN' COME IN. So you want Notch dead? And how exactly would you compromise here? yea similar to this. we would sneak out at night and just fuck stuff up for shits n giggles. or take logs and lay them across the highway or like the metal posts signs are on. lil miata one night had a spark trail for quite a while after that one I love it. That is really amazing. However, I don't understand why the creator was so bent out of shape about "don't you dare ask me for the pattern". DEAR GOD Says the guy looking up other peoples' comment karma The worse part is they drive like its NASCAR. YEHAWW!!... I once humped Rod Stewart. At the end, he turned to me and said, "Aren't you that guy from reddit?" did you guys really need to share that? She really reminds me of Natalie Portman they both have the *OH SHIT!* caught in the act face. funny... yours told me that she'd never seen a bigger dick in her life. Women's brains have structure? That's... around half the battery life my laptop gets. OH MY You're 18 inches taller than me. Damn you minecraft... All i saw was a dancing creeper.... Ahh, good point. The data would last around 2 to 4 years before it gets old though wouldn't it? What with upgrades, and WiFi routers burning out. Ours seem to last a maximum of 3 years. earbuds for frenchman beret? Thought it was just me that went how in the world do you still have crossbowmen and pikemen in 1730AD??? Hell yeah. I have three. A little bitty one, a medium, and a large heavy one. They all used to belong to my mother and (except for the small one) her mother before that. The medium sized one I use for damn near every meal. It's a cinch to clean and nothing ever sticks unless I get distracted and leave it on the burner a little too long. Seriously? Yankee loser? I think I just had a pregnant *Almost* like it's painted on the road-way? Answer me this: If you know your image editing jargon and work with images everyday...WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU USING GIMP!?! Photoshop is THE ONLY image editing program worth using. I drive a corolla, but I'm an asian chick.. where's that put me in this story? What's up with the address "Route 2" does that mean it's on a highway? When I read this in my head it just happened to go in perfect time with the song I was listening to. It's cool, I'm just glad I don't have any kind of motion sickness China is roughly the size of Australia or the USA as well, with it's 1.3 billion people... Lots of women masturbate, fuck I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend and I think I masturbate more than I have sex with either of them I meet a lot of that criteria. She thought you weren't masturbating? Those aren't? Then what are they, tomatoes? Creepy as fuck. So I guess that would be me and you.. Unless me is you... mind telling me what it is about the composition that doesn't sit well. I have the same feeling when i look at it, something just isn't quite right, but i cant figure out what it is you look a lot like me, i think... What the fucking fuck? it's a pickpockets dream come true! Is that android shooting butt-pee at the apple logo? I AM 21 OMG with his lil nub... you haven't bought a pc game but you're playing starcraft 2...? Umm i was a new redditor at one point and i think i get it. Hell you were a new user at one point AT first I was like I keep getting redirected to whatever page I was already on before clicking the link. You should definitely try those prescriptions; I don't have the problem anymore, but when I did it was totally debilitating. Went to my doctor, tried a small dose for a couple weeks, upped it a little after it didn't work so well, and it worked like a charm. Sometimes you can last a little too long for your lady Did you forget that he already owns/owned guns? Why doesn't she use tampons? Or tampons WITH a pad? I would HATE to bleed on the sheets every time! That stuff stains. Weird. Have you told about your issues with blood? She's your wife, if you can't talk to her honestly about this then... TIL other countries don't have five-pin bowling. perhaps, friend, we all wrote this? This is 4 months old Haha, "I'm not a witch, ... I'M YOU!". Yeah that's not creepy at all. i have no idea I seem to have a habit of moving into places right at the edge of gentrification (East Wmsburg/Bushwick, South Harlem, Prospect Heights/Clinton Hill). It's interesting to see the attitudes in places like this; there are a lot of people who seem to hold that attitude. I even heard someone mourning the changes in Tompkins Square Park the other day, since they moved the heroin addicts out. Wow, look at the all the whities. Do. You. Need. Someone. To go. With you. I understood it perfectly... or maybe I didn't This kinda sorta reminds me of my old workplace. I used to work supporting people with disabilities access the community. Last year at the Christmas party someone put on the Black Eyed Peas 'Let's Get Retarded'. All of the clients were dancing and singing to it and all of the staff were just standing there like this Look, he used the NSFW tag and had a humorous title. You decided to click it at work anyway without looking in the comments to deduce it's content, and you're complaining about the OP? How can this link have close to 6000 votes and the video only has around 600 views? Even so, birth at 57 == Are you a cousin? ...my uncle totally did the same thing Very well. Next time I should scroll down I watched it twice and jumped both times! It would be awful for me in a theater I did not post this Sounds like he was in on it how was this aired? Thtat´s true! Resident Evil 4 for the PC. Got it for free from a friend....... Good lord that was a terrible terrible mistake. Not only could you not remap keys, but trying to run away from shit for quick time events, and having the screen tell you to "PRESS TRIANGLE" or "PRESS LEFT B1" was so GOD DAMN INFURIATING. I eventually took that shit out back and executed it with my air rifle and scattered its remains throughout many a dumps/landfills in washington just to make sure that disc never had a chance in hell to make it back into a computer Watching that video....just...just... i always used it as a lick that is really disturbing. I've always been a fan of burrowing lings to block CC's. But I have never made the connection that it frees up burrowed infestors and roaches to move around not worrying about scans. I just can't look at the big picture like fruit can. The office copy machine. Ohhh Arkansas. Thank you for making Alabama look good. Right there with ya... This post made me sad because I just realised that my bf and I have no kissing pictures... or any decent pictures of us together. And we've been together for 4 years You can download things other than porn? Now everyone knows..... Obvious violation of the right to remain silent, but I don't think you guys have that in the UK, do you? or she can poke her own dick It was only posted a couple months ago, if even. Probably the ones with cocks themselves OMG finally :D:D ty, i hope all my stuff is still there I heard they don't allow fish in high level government offices because they have memory...though short, they somehow pose a risk Golf balls!? Wow, people might start banning Galio and Ashe( I so want to slap this on my facebook page and watch those people go ( Whoa, seriously? It was that significant to you? Or do you just have a fantastic memory? In my dreams I "recall memories". It's got better resolution than the real world Except French kissing doesn't translate that way into French... I guess the closest thing you can say is "rouler une pelle" (to roll a shovel I signed up for github to post it before putting it up here, but I was confused by all the git submit commit stuff omg...I haven't thought about that game in decades!! Hmm...when did I get old enough to say things like that. No wonder ... Oh snap! Really? I've gotta look that up(as soon as I get back to work) Wow, I never heard of that concept... that's something to consider. Thought provoking THEY KNOW Yeah pretty much. This actually gets me to wonder how they will (hopefully) be regulating in California. An 8th for one ent is not the same for another. I upped my [10] status a couple weeks ago in Amsterdam. I thought I knew what 10 was. Then I tried the Cannabis Cup Winner. valve is too good at selling stuff, I tried to buy it and it said I already had Like soccer hooligans I read this as "It was 2 years of an WANKING nightmare." haha :D my bf and I joked about buying/wearing chewbacca and yoda masks and fucking... then we actually started fucking. "Interesting" is right I'll be there Friday and Saturday. Gonna try to find my future husband at the LGBT characters panel... Figured someone may enjoy it .... Twice? Sugar in portafilter? Before tamp or after? Too big! Like a good internet-goer, i tried to search for this first before i posted a link to it, but didnt find anything. I had no idea reddit teleported you to links already submitted So, he made mincemeat out of the entire post *except* for the ELISA tridot part. [ I did not just picture this omg i just had phantom cell phone vibration earlier today, i was like hmm that feels like a buzz, NO CELL PHONE IN POCKETS, This shit's been going down that long? 15 minutes My dad likes video games, too. He used to play "Lords of the Realm" and "Mechwarrior" a ton. He's branched off now into Halo. It's so weird. I was talking to him about him "getting ready for his tournament". He was actually just talking about a console LAN party that I guess he was invited to Holy Crap!!! it does look like Jeff Bridges Am I the only one who uses a lapdesk on my bed? Which means that Big Boss already had "assfisting" registered on his phone before this email was sent... Sexy wookie. Or, you've proven that 0.9999.... and 1 aren't real numbers... But not the grass sound at 7-8 and 17-18? I'd high-five you but I'm on chatroulette right now. I have no context. I have done some work in that datacenter there. Who did they let go? I tried to go to the last meetup but you was standing in the doorway yelling "You shall not pass!" just kidding I was a loser I and sat home behind my computer screen What's Rothbury Music Festival? So weird. When I was first watching she was going counterclockwise, then I read the description and she was going the other way. is that a safety goggles box? it looks familar So he deposited the check. Other people that received the same check probably through them away. Ooops, I'm a means justify's the end's kind of person... which means I have to kind of agree with their methods then... Need an answer to this question too. Weil wir dort frei in der Gegend herumkotzen können? ... how did I miss that! That things gonna be like a 6 foot long butterfly. dAMN No, the difference between Total Annihilation and Starcraft is about 6 hours of extra gameplay every match. That Count doesn't sound anything like the Count I remember. have you ever... actually... been in a passionate relationship before? Oh yes, brilliant, because it would be so much better if the military was entirely populated by people with a point of view opposite to yours. Yup, really like the pairs I bought from them (even though one of them has a pocket... "Hire" me? "Mexicos from Puerto Rico" Cankles... what's up with that "HEEEEEEE" scream at the end of the video I'm in the same exact boat. I lived with a weed dealer last year. Fucking. Hell. Consider me aroused! from the safety of your mommy's basement? Yes... I'll see you guys there! I know I'll be needing a break tomorrow Oh dear... That is UNBELIEVABLE. This is the same story which happened at my school in 7th grade wait, what? That's him? Ooooooooo.....big spender. No, why would it? Random student walks into classroom, interrupts lecturing professor asking for a pencil, then leaves after professor gives pencil. Everyone just kind of looked at each other with a look of ** So this is completely off topic, but after seeing your username... I think we played l4d2 together yesterday. Not sure which accent I find 'sexy'. However, a woman singing in korean is unbelievably hot. The ending cut scene is longer then the game play. That shit is worse. ...Nobody does LOL yes this is EXACTLY where i got punched in this face. that spot is messed up I didn't post my comment on that one; Reddit must have moved it That reminds me of that segment with Bill O'Reilly, the one in which he attacks The Netherlands and Amsterdam. Claiming you cannot compare the statistics of the two countries since the US is a much bigger country! Some of those sound really disturbing Anyone who hasn't seen this video before is all "Hey cool, it's Solomone Burke, sittin' all up in his King of Cool Throne", then he steps off his throne and they're just Who can DL the same weight they can press? Maybe it's just me but your title is kinda well, looks like I have a lot more to upload. So do you order pizza, wait for it to cool down, then toast-oven it again? LINK im not joking. I mean it. Every song Wow. I just did a google image search for "preform bottle" with safe search turned off... all images safe Tina Fay has a scar on her face? Why are you in the Minecraft subreddit if you don't understand the appeal? Well, *that* doesn't make a very good bumper sticker What numbers did you put in to get that 1% answer? Whoooo is that? yes I was lobbying for this idea the other day You don't even know what I look like if god sent him to hell, does that mean he also killed him ? baneling nest Imagine if playing Civ V saved the universe. Creep I saw it when it aired last night. I was like this: Goodness, in the fridge? That's an interesting notion -- my makeup usually last months and months so it would definitely go bad Yup, they are Canada only. Definitely not in Australia. When my Aussie husband first saw one he was all I didn't think it showed up on the radar They replied I had this happen to me after I creeper blew me up at my workbench (which included two chests worth of stuff, a furnace, workbench, and half of my house). I was rushing around trying to build a new chest with my materials, picking up everything that got blown up (diamond pick was 1 block away from my incinerator TORPEDO BOOBS! You've mastered it before I, and I've had this game for a month KFC DOUBLE NEGATIVE IS CONFUSING I liked 5 more than 3 or 4, personally. Over 5TB of porn ? Yeah. It was that dot com expansion that lifted the economy of the entire country. > Only 5TB of porn ? And don't think of it as replacing that friendship.... just keep adding to it, but with new and interesting people. And you'll always have the warm feeling when thinking about her... they are called memories! Just keep on collecting. Life is like the internet, you never know what you'll find next! You were afraid of crushing your baby in a king-sized bed? My boobs grew instantly in a way that made me furious at my bra. Like I came home and ripped it off, yelling at it. Then I cried about wanting a steak. My husband made this face You mean you print your own like the US Treasury Holy!... I also just found a seed in my 2g of headband. Fuuuuuuuuck, thanks for making me paranoid I do all my multitrack recording straight to FLAC. When I see a .WAV I'm like Could always fashion it into a dress... You blasted to the void? I second this. He might even have diabetes for example. It would explain these symptoms Ok internet tough guy. They are giggling about torturing someone. This makes me want to cry. I'm so baked right now. You wouldn't happen to live in the BCS area would you? her name is Sasha. I set the rife down to google something and 2 minuets later she is fast asleep on it. I said to myself "Awh, *shameless repost good.fucking.lord. When torches do need to be lighted, the current flint and steel item will be used Did she say "...It's officially the biggest midget in the game"?! I swear this article is old? 10% of them Why Sword of the Divine before Ghostblade? Are you serious? That's why you don't? So there's not as much pedo evidence? With what? His cell phone? Police officer's camera? Just... I work with you. Those comments about Todd are just Somebody's defensive Wow, you do invoke some rather weird and disturbing images there I must have the same disorder, because I don't see how it's in slow-motion. Yeah its one thing for it to have to push in the VGA cables its anther to push the fucking power button i thought this was a timing that all zergs knew I thought that too. The primary purpose of the presentation seemed to be advertising for Intel What do you mean by smurfs? can't you do this already? WHAT'S THAT STREET LIGHT DOING IN THAT TREE Ico and SoC are coming to the store? All points are more or less valid. Except for the woman who says her students got worse grades when their work was turned in in OO format. Her hand movements are rather awkward. Also how she's staring into the camera. It's a good idea to just change the tab while this plays. Nothing to be apologize to me for. \*offers a hug\* and eeech. Whoa, I'm jealous dude. That's an insanely awesome lineup. How is your reply three minutes older than the comment you're replying to? how often do you get said "evidence" by reenacting star wars with girls? WTF! I went with Amazon just because I wanted the Collector's edition. Looks like it was oversold though and is out of stock everywhere. You have a reddit shift? man what a dumper! waiting for him to mess one up. kept waiting, and waiting, and waiting Yeah, I started reading and was like... "is... is RA trolling him Why was Michael Jackson - Pepsi Generation the best related link to this? TIL Philips is Dutch. For some reason I always thought it was Asian "upboating"? oh, you mean vomiting? 5''x5'...... ...Isn't Hymettus like right next to Athens? Where did you take this picture from? is it that obvious? Ha? Á þetta ekki að vera skrifað með 2 t-um? How do I add to it? Just save, paste and re-upload? looks like a school how is this not dubstep Apparently not full speed with 1000 rpm i thought you tip tax No, the company decided that the amount they agreed upon was just too much, so they sued him. Sad that after 4 years you can't spell my name correctly. A little yes... sometimes I'm still unsure about whats appropriate or not eventually: my laptop died and I had to buy a new one.. so I need an enclosure to get the data off my old hard drive What are you "eating" in the 6th panel?? I don't get why this is disturbing. sounds familiar! I'm the atheist child of 2 ex-overfanatical christians who realizing the insanity of it all left the church and have now become jews Jesus. Why thank you kind sir, you are so noble and kind. who is searching for clitoris near an elementary school? DO THEY HAVE A WEBSITE who is searching for clitoris near an elementary school? its my boyfriends friends that confuse me Well i can play that game too... "Laser Pen"... hum that's some mighty strong Déjà vu ... Really? US is the #1 depressed country in the world. I'm surprised they let him chew gum on the flight. Sure sounds like you did. But ask yourself...are you sure it was an accident!? Same kinda thing here! K-8. Got sent to a large public high school, and rode the bus. ha, i just stare at people... Lap dance club??? thats good to know! I worked for a popular pizza place when I was a teenager and I saw and heard some horrid things I'm on shattered hand as well...I've been playing for the past 2 hours This really doesn't make sense If that guy wasn't obviously gay, I would have completely God, you guys make the flirting/dating/pick-up game sound absolutely brutal and animal... makes me glad I'm in a committed long-term... not sure I'd survive out there in the wild! TIL you have to pay taxes to your church in Finland. I nominate... **that guy**! Not just because he has a tie... um, ok, mostly because he has a tie I should be dead Oh, apparently there's a live stream at the bottom. I completely missed that until now You thought 500 points was average? The weird looks are because you can't divide by two on your own. Are you each paying with a card? Then you've pretty much answered your own question. It's not the relationship dynamic they're Apparently I have depression i thought it because you could see the corner of the ceiling in the reflection I didn't see that.. family guy works, and i'm on cablevision in nyc I'm guessing eliminated the classic SSD, went with an smaller one, larger battery so they can have some crazy battery life maybe 20 hours Quantum Nanites i.. i think its a she.. Is that lube or handwash or other next to the TV? I though you were talking about the budleaf necklace but then i noticed a fuckin goatee on the girl I had no idea anything was going on. Thanks! Perhaps I should take the opportunity to state that I absolutely do not agree with that fictional character's sentiment The correct response to someone telling you that story is, " I also just realized that high-fiving someone's face is the same as slapping.. ya thats what I was curious about... I think I know this person... Probably... it wouldn't surprise me ¿ How do you post with Links ? ( As I live in Plano, totally going to check this out with my boyfriend if I can. He got a Someone else viewed the spreadsheet while I was looking at it, and it gave me the opportunity to send them an IM. As long as the person trying to sell them to me doesn't want to meet in a hotel lobby What if I carefully balanced three grains of sand directly on top of one another? he was apparently in an american prison but spelled "Realize" as realise. He may be a british troll That's literally 2.6 worker kills per shot. Let them shoot three times and you've lost 1/3 of your mining in that base (considering it's fully mining). All this is done withing 5 seconds... wow Oookay, should I use "Ich" instead? usually when you gamble you're in it to make money, not spend it... Dan Aykroyd? there are few links I refuse to click, but I think this is one of them Why, yes, I have seen your basement. They're actually up to 12 million subscribers now. candy man, candy man, candy man Just be scared. What season is this? Interesting. I had a similar problem only I don't think I was on crazy pain meds or anything. Anyways, I tend to hallucinate when I have very high fevers. At one point, everything was spinning and these huge yarn balls were trying to crush me. I saw all these nurses telling me that I'm just having one of my insane fits again and they held me down and injected something in me that was suppose to paralyze me. I wasn't paralyzed but pretended to be because I was afraid they'd kill me otherwise. Next thing I remember is that I'm in front of the fridge and I open it for no reason. Monsters start spewing out of the fridge at me and I scream. Don't remember how I got there but a moment later, I was on top of the staircase telling my mother that the monsters have flooded the fridge and that I don't want to live as an insane person. I then proceeded to attempt suicide by jumping off the balcony. My mother restrains me and pins me to the bed. In the end, I realize that I'm hallucinating and also used reading to snap me out of it. It took me about 20 minutes to read too because at first, the words would go too fast or they said things I know they didn't say. Did you have a little bit too much coffee this morning? The laaaaaaaaaazy eye Are you a wizard? What show is this? ... this is scary how right this is for me I like At first I was like you'd rather have text than pics in /r/pics? Looks at name. And damn you both for bringing that one back into my head.... Four years I've spent purging that........ Hey guy! I'm still waiting for my stuff to be shipped. You are full of lies. LIES! And semen. Did that technobabble actually say they want to write their OS from the ground up but it'll also support running Windows applications? I cant stop staring at this hair. Stable middle class job with a stable middle class life. I do not want to be famous or anything like that. I just want enough money to go out on the weekends and enjoy my life doing things I love. Also the job must involve me working in various locations. I can not work in a cubicle Man beats Demon's Soul it has 2 jb song on it...you expect me to play this? Is that a.... Panda? so...there are 108. and i looked at them all... At first I thought you were trolling, and then I was all like Interesting, and I still haven't done war in kryta Oh fuck. At first I was like And then I was like And still I was like You know what, all subsequent times were still like (>*(> My grandfather did something similar actually, he's 80 now and getting towards the later stages of his life. He first joined the airforce and did a lot of jumping out of airplanes to spy on the Russians during the Cold War, very similar to your grandfather. He also worked for the NSA after the airforce and then went on to work in the American Embassy in Russia. He was so good at what he did that he was fluent in Russian and looked like them so much that on returning from Russia could be mistaken for one. He's 80 now and after returning to the NSA a few years ago is finally retiring for good. He really pushed for me to go into the airforce it's a shame I didn't have the drive he did. Would love to do an AMA similar to this...it's just he doesn't talk about it, he is very secretive when it comes to the war years, even his wife doesn't know what he did. All I really know is he's turned down a mission that would've ended his life since the plane got shot down woah how does it glow Raw chicken? O_O o_O o_o That's weird, most of those gifs come from tumblr, but that's not a tumblog preschool snack? They are loaded with sugar That would be a logistical pain in the balls ###### Rain is megaraxing Just realized I do too. Intestines?? it's really not that big of a deal, even if he was mad. who said moderators can't get mad. Do you know how many idiots they have to deal with each day? or chew the vial Hm. But I don't hate my works. I've only seen them as kids that I get to happily raise and strengthen until they can stand on their own, and I like kids. Why don't other writers like their kids? Don't they know loveless attention equals loveless results? I only just learned about deodorant marks as of this thread you need to fix your glasses One day I hope to learn how to say that Hmm. Depends on what you want. If you want job securtiy, the feeling that you know more than pretty much all your peers about your subject (I'm the only ICT teacher with a computing related degree, everyone else were media or english teachers and just converted Reddit is like a party that you get so drunk at that by the time you sober up you realize you weren't at a party A friend broke up with his girlfriend after dating for about 2 years. She was a real BITCH. I told him what I though of her. A few weeks later they re-hookup and then get married. Why is that water "forcefield" not flooding the entire level? Just keep your banana down there. As long as you only carry one banana... Who is Dives?? ARRRGH! I am hoping to correct for this by going as Gendô next con I go to. If only I could convince some friends of mine to follow suit, but neither of the girl friends I have who watch anime have even *seen* Eva i know man. i actually just learned how to do that... Man, who woulda thought anti-semitic comments would backfire You JUST SAW the black power ranger on a Bank of America commercial, during a NFL game that happened over a week ago? So? She won't mind... I think. You look like you have an amazing body Not if you use the business end of the nail clipper to scratch them and smear some swine flu on the wound!! battlestations is awesome Yeah cause everyone knows that San Fran is world renowned for its Mexican food. mind=blown only 300h .142857142857142857 x 3 = .428571428571428571 I do that, too. Um, why are his electric burners glowing blue rather than orange seagulls actually do that? Hmm, the link didn't work (seems like wikipedia is down So what exactly are you arguing? Are you arguing about something at all? I did The Tea Party is not only proud of their ignorance and stupidity, they want to get rid of the Department of Education. Just as good and almost as terrifying is The Demon in the Freezer by Preston. Same type of book, except about smallpox. Thank you!!! I thought no one would get it Looks like the Romulan I have right now The biomes... they're... growing! He... he just stares into your soul! That's what my "uncle" used to tell me Uh...my nokia won't let me send a blank text... The first chapter is available to read on Amazon. I've read a lot of fucked up stuff, but never felt actually physically sick until now. Holy fuck Haha, the carter road I'm talking about intersects Telegraph and Toledo. Where do you go to school? College right? Umich here, I commute though I understand better now. I'm still young myself and have been wondering what life without grocery stores and indoor plumbing would be. The thought is unappealing but in some ways I do wish to do away with vehicles and phones and seemingly endless necessities to finance, present and future. Actually I'm unemployed myself and scraping for motivation. But I feel peace because my family loves me and I'm definitely not starving. I just wish I didn't have to work for such a big foundation to live. I want a simple life, but also know that I have to get off my ass to keep this shit rolling This is getting awkwardly heated Wow No paved driveway Have you tried it at all yet? If not, you'll know why soon. I sat down with a high and haughty attitude, a la "Man this is dumb, I can't believe so many people are playing thi- Wow, signing in for an url shortener That's a lot of money for a netbook... I was already aware that I've enjoyed about 45 days of my life listening to an audiobook I was amazed too - he was Australian, and had to cover huge distances for work (Something to do with mining). He said the van had 350k on in it when he bought it They... have toes? I was friends with this girl in our CS class. She used to copy the same text as many times as she wanted to paste it!!!! Pic accepted. Yikes! I have a hard time being serious... Seriously. I'll definitely vouch for the bit about the accent...I was in a band with a guy from Ålesund and a guy from Trondheim...it says a lot when you can understand a Trønder better than someone else Whoaaa.... I've done coke, but the weight loss was so temporary and not conducive to my goal to make 100 lbs, not fluctuating, my natural weight. Plus, that shit's expensive, yo...!!!! Couldn't afford it as a weight loss supplement, heh I would NOT want that thing swimming (or flying) towards me I've seen patterns similar to these on salvia and of course have trouble explaining them. Amazing they can be explained mathematically dude...whoa hell yes it's worth it. i was concerned at first about getting it since I was so burned out on fallout 3, but this game has me addicted Why are you posting pictures of your bruised leg? Holy shit I never thought of that. Ha he said cunnalingus... Fuck, shit has changed since counter-strike she probably doesn't have the time or energy to know what she wants just yet It should be illegal how close the crib is to the door Me too! Yes but three rights make a left What's with the shoes? first I was like *fap fap fap*... but then I was like don't forget the fishing mini game. (can't remember the name of it) had a hard time explaining why i had a perfect circle sized blister. Who sells 6 eggs It's the best energy drink ever created actually. Are they allowed to put COMPLETELY false images in these things? At first I was like But what a butterface! An interesting idea, however has there been any study that has analyzed the impact of this requirement? My google skills fail me at finding anything. Um. Probably cause I'd need to search in Japanese Well.... I suppose that could work so it turns out dayvie *is* David Kim himself Were you ever a child? I never said anything about what she would say in vent. Just that she actually talks in vent and people can I've been talking about this forever... I want a house with glass floors with a aquarium underneath it.... filled with genetically altered bio-luminescent glofish.... I would always have the lights off and the room would just glow from the floor Oh fuck, that thing traumatized me for YEARS. Thanks for the link. Too bad it's frickin' MegaUpload. Taking me like 3 hours to download the first part It...probably is. Similar products priced differently for different demographics Thats one hell of a house yeah...I had the same moment of Now why would a toker be shaven? current face: I dunno, I've never been cut shaving. Face or balls. And I don't even use shaving cream for my face. ...Why did you punch the screen? Those gorgeous melons are flirting with me mine is horses? I'm an [8] and what's this?? photo of the day: blowing cock? I want to know what souless basement scum downvoted this. 40x isn't that bad? Why doesn't it tell you in plain, simple text where you are? why did you use "I love you" as your username? It bends up so what? coming from a fallout 3 game, I instantly read the headline as "NCR" instead of "NPR"... big Thank you so much! Yes, I'm beginning at the beginning. The crazy cycle has been this - i was afraid of maths, so i avoided it by escaping into the internet, and i got worse at math, that made me more afraid of math and i escaped some more - :( i think a lot of things in life are like that - that running away. I mean, I shouldn't make math so emotional right? My entire self-worth has been tied to it from the age of 13 when my teacher embarrassed me in front of the whole class for failing a test when i was supposed to be smart :(. I still loathe her but I never knew it went so far back. I'm now having trouble with calculus and vectors and matrices. Simple things like multiplying matrices are bizarre :(. As you said, I'll lurk /r/math as well as /r/cheatatmathhomework - to get comfortable with it. I'm also coding and kind of got my mind blown when they said a java function is just a math function - a formula, feed it numbers and data and you get a result. and then when i was learning 3D transformations - how a single matrix can be used to perform scaling, rotation and translation to save memory and computation time reducing complexity. anonymous comments.. how intriguing I must have missed something... No stories about Snooki? TMZ is slipping. Oh that's CNN?!? Man, I really havent had this sort of issue with ammo, and that's even on very hard mode where enemies has damn near a million hp Um, but one question: Did you need a college degree to work in a factory (for 11 hours wow what the fuck? this JUST happened to me like 1 minute ago. IN the toilets?!?! ... and the belly button. i'm a chick, AND YES THIS IS THE SONG! Notice all the Ma'ams. Yeah, this is the first time I've stepped into this subreddit and Our first year physics professor made a particularly infamous problem - we had to calculate whether someone jumping off the world trade centers would hit terminal velocity. haha worst....my boss gave me the weirdest look ever. Where on Earth is Lima? But you don't have a child. I have no clue what you're talking about Let me just say, I didn't know what Culi-Theory was until I read your comment. Its really weird because I had an experience with shrooms and it involved a feeling like ceolceol descrived and I just had to look up what Culi-Theory was. Just saying I live like 10 minutes from Paramus NJ I hope for your safety, that my safety is not a question in regards to my sarcasm on an internet forum Isn't a Mac an unnecessarily expensive option? I don't know your requirements, but if it's just for minecraft... What the fuck are I can't tell if you're serious or not If it tastes anything like caviar, then it's yummy batman the animated series? xD my favorite incarnation of the batman, followed by The Batman universe and then batman beyond *sigh* "greek life" My last girlfriend was American. She told me about working two jobs and studying full time and having a debt at the end of it all... Teeth She's also done some DDR and IIDX cosplays, too...two of my favorite games as well. This chick is in my Spanish class! Did someone say motorcycles...?? Ubuntu is losing the point of simplicity with desktop enviroments, I mean, ¿how come they decide whether Unity is the best choice instead of Gnome? does it means that Canonical is not taking second opinions from standar users,or just want to make the Ubuntu experience a bit dificult for newbies?? i see. thanks Oh, yes I did. Craigslist is too adoption. first i was like A report *for* Jim Henson? That... perhaps the wolf IS the bong awesome! You mean like in real life? :) The only suggestions I get there is like "Dude, you gotta watch Book of Eli, that movie is so good!" (No, man, it's not) There were official games in March this year? To clarify: I googled look of disapproval, copied and pasted into a SMS, showed up as I had many imaginary friends as a child but never visually defined them. Your brain has an amazing ability to conjure up images or I'm not sleeping tonight I was merely pointing out that your comment added little to the discussion as it was a semantic hamster on a wheel. Which is precisely *how* we are supposed to up/down vote according to reddiquette. You're welcome for the downvotes. I hope it completely ruined your day. I second this. I met Moran Freeman in Memphis, TN about 4 years ago at Ground Zero Blues Club. When I asked him for an autograph, he was quick to reply, "no, but I'll give you a hug instead." I created a tiny O_O to disrupt the movement of the balls, getting perfect horizontal back-and-forth motion for one ball, and vertical back-and-forth motion for the other ball. Then I let the tiny Interesting, my writing teacher brought this up in class today But then how wou... OOOOHHHH. I have one boyfriend! I'm from Boulder, not Aspen! Y'all don't mess around, do you? I dont think i can go ┌∩┐(◕≥◕)┌∩┐ ಠ_ಠ Yoshi is his gf? your fingernails are immaculate I want Riot Points... deep fried duck? You have 18 children? I remember. I used to walk barefoot up hill (both ways) just to get to and from the zoo to get my mold-a-rama. Now I just order them online. That is an odd one. Good grief, those feet are terrifying! Those aren't toes... more like talons If you're into war themed mature games, I could recommend the Suikoden series. If you feel like depressing, the Valkyrie Profile series are good too. Also, Lost Odyssey for x360 (This one, damnit. Isn't anarchism more about what positions you get rid of than what positions you take? Why escape the restrains of one set of rules only to submit oneself to another? Hope she doesn't read reddit and see that there's no checkmark next to the "she's beautiful" comment That hurt my brain good.fucking.lord I love this guy so much. I admit, I Am I the only one here who often needs to take a piss when I wake up in the morning? \^( He wrote a book Rap is something you do, Hip Hop is something you live. In Europe it is legal to carry a lighter with you on a plane I don't know how "busy" it got on PS3, but for a while, you got put in a fucking queue waiting for a potential open spot to play Ground War (because it's a fun clusterfuck with a team, even though I prefer 6v6 Dom and CTF personally), or you just found other solo redditors. So many times I'd get the "full lobby" message, join up with another small group, then get an invite from the first group. Hell, I had 35 friends on XBL before frequenting r/MW2, now I've hit the max 100 multiple times Any movie's an audiobook if your screen is broken! Oh, I am raging hard. In my penis area I mean. Maybe he loves you... BECAUSE she hates you. The big question is what do they say? omg those legs. maybe it's a fixed freestyle bike and he grinds on the right side? WTF? would you feel better if i told you it tastes awesome? and that a Big n Tasty there is double in size, and flavor? but seriously, ignore the Macs, get yourself some Showrma! double the meaty goodness, and you can buy 4 or more for the price of a McArabia meal You jest, but thermal polymerization plants could do just that. Of course, they could do that with the neighbors' kids, too. <_< What kind of man sits down to pee?! And mine. > That`s more of a You need to implement more expressions. Examples: ^\_^ @\_@ >_< T_T Woah Gender stereotypes is a big help to men's rights I'm not gay but I just imagined me fucking myself for the first time in my life Look what happened to David Carradine I had no idea what it was for lube-free masturbation. for life. think of the money you would have saved defy gravity much? I feel bad for the "wide receiver" of the teams if that's the case I live in Seattle. Too many hipsters You don't pack much ammo Could you somehow explain how that's relevant to my comment? I don't see the connection at all. did...did I just get propositioned over the internet No, but I am. From the future. look at the black kids faces when they are dancing. selinux's a bitch. haha get high from smoke in the air? you should just try sitting in your bathroom and turning on a Volcano bowl at max temperature with the bag/valve off and just let it hotbox your bathroom with yummy thx vapor Am I the only one who doesn't keep secrets from my significant other? I don't know...this is really close to my house, and I have wanted to check this bar out for a while. Almost seems too easy. Wow crazy eyes is iiiittt...slutty or ugly? thousands of them! That was more than expected Yes. Recorded me totally does not sound like actual me. The most insane thing about this to me is that someone would take a job that requires them to work 15 hours a day There's so many Cannot be unseen holy shit dear lord. Goddamn that expensive? Pro what? Um, that was weird, I was listening to this when I saw it on reddit Hm, this is good feedback, thanks. I guess I should have mentioned that I started putting this together together before I knew what the subject would be who is the girl at 2:30 Anju, the innkeeper from Majoras Mask. Yeah, first the rap stuff was kinda like o_ Wait, how do YOU know what weed smells like, hmm?? ( Katy Perry - the one that got away Interesting that you skipped the homophobia, racism, and sexism bits. Well duh. That's kinda the point of the post, isn't it? ... wat? Is this real? you guys eat some obscure-ass shit Funny you mention a soccer league, because yeah, my uni is pretty large, big city. There are 3 on 3 soccer tournaments at my school's intramural sports facility, but they arnt randomly generated teams... you have to go in with a group of friends, and sign up, which I don't have =/. Also thanks, I am quite a personable person haha, that's why I like myself, wish other did to Yeah, we're losing a guy that's been on for 5 years, I have to take over most of the Clients that he deals with (I'm 19 and have been on the job for less than 6 months I can't understand this because I don't know Korean slang. but yeah, this is strange. I can't believe that someone actually used this happy dog as an argument against evolution. Insurance only became a necessity because the cost of paying directly became too high. The cost of research, practice, and especially lawsuits have made medical care prohibitively expensive. Government intervention creates a problem, and then they try to solve it by intervening even more Halloween LAN party. I wish I had thought of it. Lol damn 50 gigs for a picture.. Red light HELPS you adjust to low light conditions! Coffee.. Lots and lots of coffee Seeing that list makes me hope I never have to go back to C That's what it sounded like $16 - $17 in Australia.. Not since Gmail! 40000 and growing, according to Gmail: weird part is that my first email says it was sent in 2006, but I've had Gmail since 2004. Huh? Are you actually advocating pedophilia? Because that's what it sounds like Wait, you didnt expect Carter to get hurt?! It's here in Maine, at least. This is also the place where bacon oatmeal also exists The blurred-out picture of Redditman2000 looks like hercule (Mr Satan) from DBZ [hugs] But you're full stealth and everything! You say that like its a bad thing??? > C um .. wut Vanilla ice cream on that shit. Why would a dog get a human as a puppy substitute??? Its waffles AND Carrots... Thank goodness I always wave. Then I guess I'll be making backups of my saves way more often Oh wow, they did an amazing job capturing the characters. Rotate Yup, I love testing. Some of the bugs (like me showing up in a random cave) adds to the confusion/excitement. Only problem with this is that to get from my "return" portal to my base requires me to climb over 2 mountain ranges which takes some time I can't.. stop... watching... I saw his kill/death Art I think he knows that Doesn't that mean you could also be a Caucasian Australian who happened to learn English from an American? I also moved here from victoria in the summer Utah here This is some 2012 (the movie) shit.. His immediate reply was " I live in Calgary. When did this happen?! Holy crap, is that the Reddit Handsign? WTF! Freaking rage Maybe it was a lie Wow... That was... Intense. I'm in Japan and I donate when I can...which is every six months because they don't let you donate more often than that Ha that was so fast it's scary. Only a few seconds ago I pressed submit Create a bootable usb linux os and retain XP without altering the hard drive. Make the uhh... when did u do that? i never got any call about the pub craw.. You can kill by landing on someone's head? Must be a 14-year-old thing... My son wanted to carve a peace sign this year. He started his carving just as he draws them - with a big circle. Solid state still won't help you in case of theft or fire... YES I UNDERSTAND YOUR COSTUME Yeah, usually in fffuuu it's a stick figure penis or something like that, this time I had to close the window really quick. I've been watching it on Netflix stream... watched about a dozen episodes so far. At first I was like AMBORED. Then I was like CANTSTOPWATCHING. ... speachless .... Also, some Canadians joined the Confederacy during the American civil war. Magic Damn Truthers and their explosive paints....... How to hell do you do that I've considered this and other sites like direct2drive (they even sell games to German users that are not allowed to be sold in Germany at all, like Condemned, Manhunt etc... Appropriate file name There is one right near the Royal Tyrell Museum in Drumheller, Alberta as well. It makes me Don't know why but I laughed more seeing the original video... I think I see some Super Mutants! It's like a Mary Sue gave birth to a Super Mary Sue. im an ent and I am aware Why all the downvotes? ? Just remove the lava ** Complete with stains. If they want to play with the Sniper, why don't they go in to Team Snipers? I think I've heard of that town! No idea where it is, but I bet it was cold in the winter Wait people can actually stand in Antarctica and not fall into space? I always that was just a joke SUPER VIRUS Well around here (Germany) we get whole games for free with our magazines ^^ (Just got Splinter Cell 3 yesterday I think he's 6'6" yeah? Did I miss something? Actually it didn't work with me. Yea like not telling their husband who just got back from a 9 month deployment to Afghanistan that she is now 5 months pregnant haha, wow, my god... How does one just " place " a knife in a vagina ? How is she supposed to pee when she is wearing that? Please tell me that is not thru that weird hole thing on the crotch of her costume .. What if your Wii broke and you couldn't game for a while?!?!? What? The saturn one looks way worse to me Bloody hell, I suck at formatting. derrrp, suppose I should have read the article before I posted. Could you ever forgive me? > That's right. Heroin used to be sold as an over-the-counter cough suppressant Yah should see about working for Haunted Houses. My the terror you can cause with the make up effects you applied yourself Are you saying that two separate people should share the same mind? omg proposition 19 broke the government well....did u do it? and POISON STONES (trust me they are safe) lol no, no troll dock. I was considering building trollface in 8bit per someones suggestion and downloaded an image of it to lay it over a grid but then I got bored and didn't feel like it anymore if the scout is the spawn of satan, does that mean the spy IS satan? Me too .... How the hell did that author get to the 4th so quickly? Is this a common thing to do? I originally read that at mediclorians... In every company I worked for where someone had to book the flights of managers (ya' know, 'cause they were far too busy to do it themselves) it always fell on some receptionist/HR lady that barely knew how to operate a computer. So this story does not surprise me at all. At my last job the receptionist (who was in her 40s) said she had never used a computer before being hired. That's actually a pretty cool idea. Omw mate, wouldnt let any one be stuck over there against their will but... Finland? u srs? >"My name is Joe Blow, cause I blow! How is this "guilty?" Gaga is a talented musical artist. That is the most terrifying website I've ever seen... All the numbers! OMG! A dual-core girl! I remember my very first FPS... Doom. I was somewhere between three and four years old. I sat on my dad's lap and mashed the keyboard. Good, scary times. Diablo, Black and White, Warcraft... yeesh, where'd the years go? you're such a gas....oh wait....too soon? I actually had sexual tension with one friend (not on purpose, tried crazy as hell to diffuse it), and kinda propositioned him and kinda got turned down so that possible turn-down has left me a bit Good luck mate, I'd be down but i'm going backpacking through Europe in March, so I wouldn't be around to pay my portion of rent ( My husband's laptop. He had set it on the floor, screen up - then started tickling me. I reacted violently, kicked it, and broke the screen Do you point the target with your bomber? Why have I never tried that? OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH ... *snort during silent work hours* you're not me i would just like to take this time to point out to blackjackal that two people have now seconded my self nomination, both of whom are mods themselves hehe, didn't think people would actually second me so, no food? Happy bday Gabe.......now wheres the next episode already You must be in Clearwater o lol. well, maybe he's the same guy that posted he voted today and was the only young guy there Commas are actually pretty over used. I think he only legitimately missed one comma. The semicolon thing was kind of weird though. Yay!! I'm happy to hear that :) sometimes I feel so awkwardly outnumbered... like I was exiled from Venus and had to go live on Mars Is that you Nakor on the map or is there someone else on our street that reddits you have the serial killer apple in your cute folder Wow, I'm from Finland, and I found a redditor who lives 10min walk from me!! Out of 9 registered users one lives nearby Foxer's marine/marauder micro is just phenomenal Well he can still make a new post "Upvote if you love Hl2, Portal etc" Why is it that I grasp what he just posted? And I'm not a graphics programmer (Network geek myself). Actually, they do, but you have to be dilated first. You mean.. you don't know?Oh, the horror... Since when was stream power not technology? Turn on fan every time so no one can tell what you're doing. If you only save the fan for special occasions, everybody knows. I did. First try. Completely by accident. I kept wondering why people bitched about the Water Temple, until I went through a second time and was like "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO THE FIRST TIME I DID THIS?!?!?! I read that last sentence as "She's not fucking the Pope" and did a I am also female. And I am straight and hot. All guys should wear bright blue shoes, yellow pants, and raggity old tee-shirts. Do not groom your hair. Do not wash your face. Grow a neckbeard and become fat. Do this and you will get all of the women. But seriously, do this. Also I am a girl. Weird... this person has the exact same writing as I do and my name is Chris! Works both ways.... Problem with those good beers, seems almost a waste im amazed that less than 12 hours after twiddling my thumbs trying to think of an alternative to spleef we have a whole stadium You make money from Reddit? mall of america bus station? there is a 3rd? Wut? Scrape? *SCRAPE?* ( Holy shit, 120 leaves? People aren't going to be very trustful toward you with that many leaves. Homonids hadn't even evolved at 5 million years ago Hey you hoebag monkey punctured banana popsicle licking piece of lollipop cancer The HORROR!!! What's the fishy thing going on with my account? Really? I'm on 36 days on Vista.... so what is your point? The girl was born in 1998 You look a bit like a friend of mine. Quite a bit actually. Fuck, this isn't r/trees, I'm sorry everyone. That's it, no more trees for me. This is already on the front page of r/videos. First I was like ** Someone... anyone What has you shaken? > What has you shaken? I think you are into something here Yup, I've seen drivers having their number of steps counted. The driver got in trouble for walking on the walk way and not cutting across the my landscape. My hopes are it's just sarcasm. Otherwise: Pretty sad. Squishy? With double credit for time served Holy shit dude, i didn't even remember ever seeing this THREAD let alone your comment or my response I am 99.9% he stuff himself. If not Except they didn't have any guns. Huh boy...I had originally formatted my external to FAT32 just so I could use it to transfer files to Windows machines. Was my original supposition entirely wrong? "...and then the homeless guy wanted to make out with me." What, "in"? Ok.. So how many Fox news folks and other conservative media people give to the Republican party, and don't get suspended or even mentioned for it? This is so logical will i get downvoted if i say the punch line? I never get bathy stuff You are so not fake. The cold could make for a good photoset. If you can handle it! They've never denied it though. I met a 6'4" samoan who claimed to be the runt of his family ´'`\( You can, it's just been renamed. I forgot to what though. Unless you are parallel parking Is that a Dug fursuit in the second picture? Well, I had no idea (being a guy) that I'm actually a Heterosexual Women... "We're in North Carolina right now. That's why we've been driving all night, 'cause we're in North Carolina." strange enough that looks strangely similar to my brothers now lost cat it looks alot freakier up close. Jesus Sailor Moon's Tuxedo Mask? OMG! He's Boehner colored Ah. It wants to sell me insurance..... Ok, so Lisp has status *A*; it's a mainstream language. Also, my display percentage is usually around or even above 50%. Am I the only person that noticed the ending of the previous clip I guess that means our pirated copies of windows 7 ultimate didn't have any affect. Good to know butter... extract? If I weren't on a mac I'd do that face that looks like Thanks but, I don't understand how can you go through all of that effort and then forget to upvote... My name is Jaime Gorgeous ... Meth causes less harm to others than normal amphetamine? And tabacco? And weed? It seriously ranks meth as one of the least harmful drugs to others. My wife's Oxtail ....and i could have sworn I heard him mixing English words and sentences into the gibberish just to make it sound more real. Do you actually think Jesus was actually giving a prohibition against using a certain title? #12: Nipple rings are torn out Ewwwww.... TIL the sockets in your country look like bug mind powers The parents should have called a lawyer and glued him We tried a trick play like this in HS. The QB acted like he didn't know what the play was and couldn't get the play from the coach. He walked over to the sideline acting like he was getting the play. Center hiked it to the backer, backer threw it to the QB who at that point was wide open. We got penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct. "intentionality deceiving the defense". I always sort of thought that was the point They are probably all dead. ... TIL All grown up indeed. Yeah, and I'm a guitar teacher. I was expecting maybe 10 karma before fading into obscurity I remember checking the sodium content of a Hungry Man meal just for the lulz. It was in excess of 1,200% of a person's DV of sodium. In one meal. One. Freaking. Meal. This is the only correct answer that's gonna be one interesting nightmare ...RIGHT!? I have plenty of meth, but I've been running low on squirrels lately. ...err... I... I think it has 3 feet. Nice, another foreigner that won't even qualify not that I know of more important than proper grammar? 8 154 during 6 months, and this is my computer at work... Well I heal with the default UI Peter and Olivia are activities now? Your on your fourth decade...weird.. It can make the surfaces of any building look good, but has no bearing on the architecture... kinda creepy. As a matter of fact. Its super creepy. David bowie stealing children... Kateb? The other evil being adopting a child? It's a good thing you edited that comment. I was like Where can I buy those stickers Your comment doesn't mean anything of value. Whatever the hell that means. You can't say touché on somebody else's behalf Whoah. For a moment, I thought this was a *left* hand. haha, this is pretty good. I just may do this before my next class, except I will probably smoke said cigarette Wow... yes... that is kind of what 'averaged' means... Well, that's where my Is this true ? You got a domain name for it? COULD IT MOVE ANY SLOWER ( At first i was like "why is this nsfw, that doesn't make sense." Then i read the last line.. At first i was like :) but then i was like Just last night somebody traded a Vintage Ye Olde Baker Boy for a Dead Ringer I understand. The problem is right now we have a black vinyl love-seat and we made our living room with deep red walls and black furniture, tv stand etc. This will stand out as a sore thumb with our current decor. I also like the original fabric (it does have some wear) but it matches NOTHING in our house. I'm torn. Umm, just... regular. :( it feels regular. oh wow Where can this be purchased? Michael Povelsen does not look 64 years old. HOLY SHIT Cool, thanks for the reply! I will be going under anesthesia for a surgical biopsy where my surgeon will remove the strange lumps though So thought you said "I pinch penises" before I did a double take. Oh god! Oh. Ah ok, I thought for a sec you had a breast biopsy... Whoa, what? He was in an episode of Firefly? You don't need to read anything about him to become part of the hivemind.. i believe this was an iama My friend has a cat named Morris right now that looks exactly like this.... what? you're the one who posted it. NOT CANNON!!! now? NO ONE!!! where the hell did you get white castle No Transformer references yet? I am VERY surprised! Is that laugh track part of the news? There was a reddit meetup in my neighborhood and I completely missed it. I saw this car driving past me on my way home the other day. I looked at it funny, and they beeped at me. Their horn sounds really weird How come I can't edit the title of this thing? Now can we get one with nuggs and underboob as well please? Or nugs betweenboobs even I can steer my boat on smp. Yeah, you were kinda bitchy, but it was such a turn on You're looking at the differences and missing the point of the article. The point of the article is that China is headed along the same trajectory as the US was which made it a great power. Are they identical? 'Course not. Most of China can't speak English and it was never a colony (although it was split into spheres of influence) after all either right Why do you assume that repealing the health care bill is synonymous with "no health care"? I read that as well What the hell did I start? Non-cannon, the forbidden fruit? I only just now saw this and so have no idea! Er, I stand corrected sir. Can I blame the lack of coffee this morning? Wow, this is actually really hard for me. So I guess Bush was not baptized? 3:57 Oh that's what you're trying to say? Most of us are high here; even if we had decent grammar we couldn't read your mind it's cool, but can it run Crisis? Totally just fuckin with ya. Trying to be funny. Goddam I'm such an asshole. I swear I thought it was the email link. Yeah,what flames do you speak of? The ones in the news file footage that has nothing to do with what was spotted yesterday? Yeah I saw that footage as well Donated $10. Not much but I just fed a monkey Impressive. 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Seriously this has a terrible 90's AOL vibe to it that's creeping up on me right now... He/she was clear enuf to buy all that food somehow tho.. Are those comments for real? ""WITHOUT""? Is this new or have I simply been oblivious to it? Man, you just wrote my life. It seems absurd, but I noticed the colour change with sand just not with stone Uhh, have you been to UCSB you're allowed to do that?! Good LORD! though if there were enough supporters/participants they couldn't do much Which part? Um, I'll start leaving Look of Disapproval stickers in the library. Wonder why the US would ever want to spy on Icelandic People??? Interesting.. I never understand those that downvote a person asking for a nsfw tag. I secretly hope that one day, those downvoters will get an awesome job and then get fired for looking at something nsfw. well, i guess... not so secretly anymore The music was the only good thing that came from that anime, sadly, they just used the same song over and over again, I still don't undestand how they filled so many soundtracks You know how WTF I definitely did not notice that at first... then I was like You are seriously good. Are you using some sort of program? 2 happiest days in a boat owners life, the day he buys a boat, and the day he sells it. Also, I want to say, How many canoe accident deaths, do you think excessive speed contributed to? Probably all the Ones that involved waterfalls So, to be funny all you have to do is know where the funny stuff on the internet is? You can search ON the internet?! Yeah I accidentally pressed OK to restart and I was in the middles of something Amphetamine and Tylenol have major interactions? Is it that hard to believe? Jeez. 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First creeper I've killed. I felt really good about myself, and then a skeleton in the dark pegged me with arrows, I got turned around, and died. Where do you get those from? :O And what other flavors! It shows how overall the systems is stupid... Local gas stations around here sell that stuff as incense, and they proudly display their wide selection of blunts, blunt wraps, and cigarette papers. Some even sell cheap glass "tobacco" pipes.. Not to mention there a couple gas stations around here that are known to sell "small screw baggies" that have dollar signs, and batman logos Hey, are you my doppleganger or something? This and the Spiderman Movie Maker were my favorite games growing up ...so 0.05 games? God damn, I didn't realize the rate had increased Yes. Yes, of course. Hey, your basic color seems to be purple, did you know that? I've heard that from a friend before. A lakers fan showing us love? ...volcano? ... lolwut? No I don't seem to have a problem saying thank you in person or on the phone. Although, if someone sends me a gift in the mail, I may forget to say thank you just because I'm forgetful like that. I just realized I got a gift in the mail for my birthday a couple months ago and I forgot to tell my uncle thank you I wasn't even aware scantrons existed in college settings Why the hell would you play goldeneye with analog sticks? You can aim at the screen with the wiimote Tryndamere moobs ain't got nothin on Barbarian Sion, that man needs an underwire Oh my...she....she's beautiful that seriously looks like the trany edition That looks like Santa Clause That's fair enough; on the kissing front. Hugs are hugs. I mean.... I hug my grandpa..... if hugs are seen as a sexual thing now, I'm gonna stop hugging him. THIS IS SO AWESOME ...why, hello, thar ...his games last 1 minute? Fucked up: A dream where it feels as though i am awake, but cannot move. This fucking doctor with needles for teeth, and only gaping holes for eyes came into my room, said his name was Dr. Sullivan, but I could call him sully. Can't move or anything, can only watch as "Sully" comes over to me with a scalpel thinner than 100th the thickness a sheet of a page from the bible he claims. Started cutting the thinnest layers imaginable off of my eyes, saying other people needed them to be turned into contact lenses for some reason... he vaguely reminds me of owen wilson, is it the looks or is it the roll this guy plays sorry, i searched for the whole blog link, as opposed to just the keywords. Now I feel foolish. This made me crack up about six and a half times in the middle of my campus library. I'm not terribly sure what happened during the half Lady Salvia? How does your stomach feel? Any diarrhea? If not, you could market it as a weight loss pill! .... Making Honda's U2 a 2 frame startup is a big Shitty buzz. I've been out there before; at least the snow will repress all the mosquitoes. the mother-load Sure hope this was planned. Would suck if someone surfaced in the pool right where you were skimming. prayers? What the.. Thanks for the input. I did have a gym buddy when I first started working out. We basically would guilt each other into going. The problem is that he moved to a different department at work and is now on 1st shift. I'm on 2nd. Kind of throws a wrench into the works. Sadly I'm on an 18 month contract I had assumed it was for non-expresso coffee. *Want* Isn't it 'sex with guys with moustaches day' soon? hahaha, yeah. This happens to me too. I get called Big Chief a lot. I don't get it, maybe I look like an Indian Chief? Does that mean we could eventually make an anti-human? 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Why do you want to share this information? Have sex in the snow? Someone feed that kid maybe she needs to see a doctor. if sex hurts, that sounds really weird. you may also need to get a penis reduction... yeah, that was a big Yeah I know; I've been doing this for quite a while now, and I start getting tired of it. Some of the sales I can't even see in my Steam (I stumbled upon the GTA sale on reddit Very rarely. that's the thing... it just sits there unused most of the time and when I do need to burn something, it decides to break. ... the target? Janell, and I had a huge crush on her, way too late now. Are you trying to suggest that eating animal products is good for you? I just moved away, used to be 15 away from there.. Silver Spring. Wtf. At first I thought that this is a pic with a cat's head on a plate wow. you've just inspired me to create works of lyrical poetry in the medium of "emoticons". anyone know what rhymes " If you're tired of them....why did you upvote one Really? True hatred? I'm mentally indexing all our regulars and trying to figure who that might be. Yeah I thought it was going to be funny from the thumbnail and then I was like I don't get it. What did TheDzy1 do there? Do not know if trap I'm not quite sure if you know how it works What's a PEE ESS THREE? What's the 'turn right on red light' thing? Similarly, /rapebait?? * 6 years with french and you struggle with gender Holeeeee ...its beautiful Les Grossman's Grandfather?.?! Maybe cus we killed all the ones who were aware of 9/11 and now all the ones left over are like why are we getting policed?? Yes... and I am asking what is so different with this guy that something so vanilla is uncomfortable... oh come on.. there has to be at least.. 14 of us! haha Well that's certainly eye-widening Interesting how to get the emotional message across, they have to replace the Palestinans with white people. Haha okay Sweet merciful crap!!! You're joking now, right? Seems to be one of many demonic deep sea creatures, to me. As a women my reaction is I wasn't even aware /r/SC had a budget of any kind OR LIFE PARTNERS! OR BOTH! Oh my God, trust me, it is crippling pride. Clearly, I have a problem. I'm still fucking talking to you. Are you Michael Cole? Holy shit... never knew a camel toe could look that scary! What are you even doing in Zul'Farrak at those levels? Really? Whoa. Those eyes... Who would wear that in public ? ...but you didn't finish! Is there ... spooning going on in bed? ........ HOLY SHIT! YOU SMOKE POT ... AND DRINK BEER ... AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE WEEKENDS!?!?!?! OMFG I JUST SHAT A BRICK O_O_ No. wtf is esper.net and why are you not on quakenet? Lets fight the recession by not buying anything today! Man Your car has done 420,000 km?! I just noticed they're on top of his TV too. I Would wAger that No one is Trying to Get A free gaME in thiS Thread. Oh man, the There's a thigh massage video on the right hand side of related with a 131 million views really? I'm watching the office right now. That is weird. Hello... Magic. Aww the bewbs! sigh you missed the apparently im schizophrenic according to this test You have a cake next to your name! this is perverted find a $1300 sharpie, then? mind = blown just imagine the plot if frodo would've declined You could just alternate between supplementing with zinc, and then copper every couple of days? \( Do you have a giant mirror right in front of your laptop/desk area? Try Mastodon or something, impossible Dude when's the last time you trimmed? That thing looks like a Pomeranian You took a picture of your monitor. I am without words Open it. Is that money glued to it? That's amazing, also because I've used it as an alarm clock on my phone for years never knowing that. How am I the only one to upvote this? Oh my god! I am NOT hot. But, I am young, thin, and well-groomed, and let me tell you, the wrong kind of plainer woman will make your life hell if she has it in her mind that you've stepped on her turf. Ugh! It is so unprofessional, and I'd never want to work at a company that kept employees like that. But we can't all choose where we work, so. I opened this, and it was right on cue with my music that has claps in it. It's still going You can also turn the sound down and the lights in your room on. That's crazy I didn't know Shin Akuma was already in there On the flip, nuclear physicist not smart enough to spot trolls Sensitive much? Really? yea. judo is his favorite sport. but getting thrown in a suit? WTF? Sale is over? (_))=======D~~~ Lets take a seat over here Dude, four games!? Thank you for that excellent advice.... woa talk about griefing. I never even thought about this JAVA + VIM Holy god, you are hardcore ... grandma?! I think he is the one taking the picture. yea, i saw that a few days ago. But hes famous... and those we're 12 inch blades just wait until 420,000 Turn on fade and we have a winner. Also 1.07. There's actually AI support? WHOA.............. Yeah this is pretty weird. Just so you know, and this is weird, my safety word is pineapple.... same, but with monster instead Wait... this sounds like me. to put us into the master computer holy $*@)**$! Then why *isn't* any other PM on the top of the list Woah, are you serious?! Too kind, my friend. My steam name is fettesbumsen. Woah Congrats! I was equally surprised when my pretty pointless Starcraft/Warcraft search query program got 2000 downloads and 700 active installs Perfect skin; gorgeous body....with a hint of ink >Then why isn't any other PM on the top of the list Is that off a film? Please tell me it is, and not something you experienced?! Did someone say Chicago LAN party? None of this video really upset me either. I'm a middle-class white kid, was spanked as a child, never once felt abused at all. But I got damn good grades and have never been in serious go-to-jail or even go-to-the-principal's-office trouble. People are way too sensitive these days. The kid not only got in trouble at school for fighting, but then lied to his mom about it. Like you, I'd have had my ass handed to me for that. All this kid got was spicy food and mild discomfort. My sister was eating jalapenos out of the jar at his age, so I don't think hot sauce really qualifies as abuse... That's a lot of packaging material I don't think there could be a more exaggerated position to take lol i guarantee she sent that to you on purpose I'm just a poor irishman wide eyed at the upper class elites throwing around seven hats like it's pocket change. I have a few hundred hours in TF2 and still don't have any nontrivial hats. How many keys do you have to buy to amass such a collection? Came here to inform you that promoting bill oreilly on this site was probably not a smart idea. Then noticed the subreddit and was like Personally, I just stalked my giftee to death, read all his/her posts, read links to sites, etc... (went outside reddit ...did you get me? Interesting! However, when I want to start w/ a clean slate, I just delete my save entirely. I never feel any reason to recycle a world ** I got someone who wrote me two lines. He has a baby. Should I get him something or get something for the kid? I could care less about a WiiII I want my 3DS one could even say "the prime time of your life" Gas fireplace vent? $2 dollars! Possible super duper deep keeper league? Dude, the chicken *exploded* Whiteface? That's what I thought at first. But while watching the replay I saw that I actually pulled them off, fungal'd, and moved back in. I don't recall intending to do that, I just did sure... Love the gas Meg, LOVE IIIIITTT I would like to know more about his plan regarding breeding giant rabbits. Could you put a bit of context to this? Where's this? Looks more like Coronado. But how do you shoot the shield generators when there are shield protecting them [7] *Looking around, forgot why I clicked this link. Try to figure out by staring at picture for a while. Surprised jump!* You should have seen my face while reading that. It looked something like D: and mad popsicle skillz; more recent pix? ^ only plausible solution I have found Actually I thought no fly zones over capital cities was a good solution. That or impliment flying combat eh? Are you *complaining* about xkcd? Stunning how do you fake squirting? Box....penis..... Hmmmmm. What if I put my..... Thats a lot of Mutas I actually buy more pretzels I love it when this happens! For some reason, at the parking lot of my favorite dvd rental store, there's always random meters that has parking paid for like 5-7 hours Someone pays you to use Dreamweaver in 2010? Holy shit. That's intense. The worse version of this comes when mining sand at the bottom of a lake. When the world generator creates caverns below sand, it doesn't take gravity into account, so sand can be found hovering over huge cave systems. One hit on one of these sand blocks and the whole bottom of the lake collapses into the cavern Oh man, looks dangerous. Are you saying you paid $2,300 for a french bulldog? who cares if you have no representation?........ TIL - you can get sucked into manholes you can't see during floods, even small ones. Yeah I wish they would leak the blueprints for a time travel machine. Hey man, just saying, this level gives me hell, and makes me think I was some sort of fucking prodigy compared to my skills now. Or that I somehow drank away my spatial perceptions in college. i actually laughed at your version more than i did my own strip hehe, I got a pile of stuff from a friend of mine (he found it in some random guy's basement that was being renovated) that was mostly ham-related. Problem was though it REEKED. Most of it is still in plastic bags... I don't know what that smell is, but I cleaned the crap out of the useful stuff. I don't even wanna know what that dude or his basement smelled like. Its like I'm looking at myself in the 1960s. Holy hell, you're right! My camera bag is lined with 18% grey. Perl seems overly complicated. My initial reaction of surprise ended up contorting my face in such a manner to resemble his. Omfg@4.27... IS THIS A SURFER SINGED?! Well, I just looked at it, and that she thinks the Bible is the literal, infallible word of God is terrifying, made worse by her thinking the *King James* Bible is the most accurate. For me... I absolutely hate type the word "Apology ". My spell check always has to kick in to pick up the slack That is disturbing Adverts on the BBC news website? O_O ..... Several gay friends have confirmed to me that "getting sex is never a problem". When I asked for clarification, one of them told me to think of my own sex drive. Then imagine a room full of other people of the same gender, with the same sex drive, attracted to people of the same gender. Well yeah, don't people listen to lyrics? The announcement covers a negative period of time? This guy runs like me. TIL about server filenames So does that mean the product is a sham of wow? The cops laced it with DMT Breaking the fourth wall means directly addressing the audience, not breaking suspension of disbelief. Don't use terms you don't understand. Glad I could call your attention to an issue that definitely already existed? Oh ... so the finger at the back of the pickup it's for fingering ... i get it now they're like a sandwich ... Wait, so where does the toy the children play with come into th... Is it bad that I kinda wanna get a group to do this now? Why are their nipples on the batman costume? Can't make it tonight but I'm still actively playing on Friday, Sunday and Wednesday nights. Pretty sure I came across you on the {tR} server last night (?). It was laggy as hell, my computer had the hics every time one of those messages scrolled through, and there were LOTS and LOTS of them lol. Think I had the hics too, but that might have been caused by one too many Canadian Clubs something bout a ten year old.... Damn. 2:46 Whoops my diplomatic cable just sprung a leak. Hello stranger from Heaven! Thats my street! And Oh my god I was on Hazel street on tuesday going home around 12:10am. "I'm going .. .DZ at Discovery Zone... Discover what i can do on my Own" \m/ oh yes we will. Granted it does have a humor value, I just don't like the fact that it actually damaged the property of others because.. well, even if they were christians and celebrating christmas, most of those people aren't bad people, they may be delusional, but they aren't outright bad. So I do take issue with permanently damaging their property. That all. (just as I would be pissed off if a bunch of christians took my Dawkin's books and burned them... wait they already do that don't they Also with Liam Gallagher from Oasis playing drums. I'm not sure the rest of society does though Somewhere in the universe right now, aliens are thinking the exact same things as us Did I type this out and forget I posted it on another account? How eerie. What new devilry is this? I've never heard of a fake Boston cream before The level of caffeine that you'd consume if you tried to binge on these things would be absurd. this....changes...EVERYTHING The raw, unrestrained LUST in her eyes... I gotta say, it's fucking scary. My friend just got a bike he bought restored at a bike shop in Atlanta...I wonder if it was at yours I, too, have had my dorm door unlocked, been topless, or been in an area of my room visible from the door, but never all three at the same time. What were you doing? My fist or the coin? Actually, that's interesting. I had not thought to ask anyone but I haven't been able to click URLs in WLM recently either. Extremely weird, Microsoft can just... disable that? Priest in Peril requires A Void Dance? Didn't it come out waaay before that quest though? OOOOOHS..... Not sure if this is what you're going for, but I couldn't read the names Nick & Jonah & Selena in a story about a band without constantly thinking about the jonas brothers & selena gomez this should be titled: People Wait, so you don't rinse the sink afterwards?? What if I drop a contact in a non-rinsed used-as-urinal sink? I've found that the less the population of the city, the cheaper rent is. Assuming you can stand the cold (and recently, the earthquakes He did? Awww, I want a dog/rabbit hybrid too! NSFL *Soen jy jou ma met daai mond?* metalimbo.. umm wow... that is insane. I saw that, ... I don't know how I feel about this Doctor... now... seriously... holy fuck ..... I really hope that was a joke.... It wasn't me, but my mom found a nail wrapped in tape inside her sandwich. We ordered sandwiches from this local pizza/sandwich shop to be delivered and after she ate half of it she saw the nail in the sandwich. Mountains is definitely pretty sick too. The views are simply incredible! Ocean deep is a close second for me. The mysterious dark water just pulls me in... I'm not seeing the photoshoping. It looks unchanged to me. And what does this have to do with JRPGs beside the box art GOOOTCHA. But, it still isn't a very valid complaint that the box art looks like that Wait... you were looking up lyrics to scary monsters and nice sprites? Alien culture in the future in a giant dome of some sort. And shrooms, with other penis like shrooms. It's working now.. I kept getting some sort of error message I don't think I've ever felt so terrible watching something on YouTube. Because it was probably scary as hell for them and people here seem to have this thing called empathy. But hey, I could be wrong. gawd damn that looks like jane seymour WHOA annnnd now you know how we feel about hockey What We pay for ourselves! You win the internets! >We pay for ourselves! I'm a virgin and what is this Um, Firefox and Chrome can. Have you *tried* it? ' ' Let's please not turn this into another herobrine ideas thread. Is that offensive low or high? lol why does it matter how much money they make? why not make fun of football players r psychics to? i swear atheists r so dumb How is a Retro Gamer less skilled than a Pro Gamer? no, I can honestly say I haven't Heheheh, nah, they're just some good ol' scrumptious fudge brownies. But holy crap are they good right now Oh my interwebs. How did I miss this? Ashot is a new type of alot My priest is 74.5 and my played is 5 days and some hours not in an irish pub Interesting. Especially since in Genesis 24:22, the servant of Abraham gives Rebekah a nose ring. Isn't a spike considered downing the ball? Woah. And I thought some of the other submissions here had moral issues, this takes the cake Missed that From the Americans over here I've seen, sadly that's kinda true. Letting out the secrets of the spas I thought you were talking about the girl thats bending down. Little dude is playing for keeps Heh, either somebody hacked this dude's account or this motherfucker's crazy. My brain is hurting...... this....... is..... the..... FAKE! If by cute you mean horribly disturbing, then yes, very cute. isn't it funny how it's difficult to resist not being a dick on the internet? It also looks like its the same on laptop (wireless) and pc (plugged in), ill call my ISP tomorrow because theyre closed today and i downloaded that program and it actually seems to have worked quite well I thought the same thing. Maybe the ancient Japanese were even scarier than this guy. I didn't know it was a song reference... I was just really confused "What's that dark spot...? Did he pee in the bed? *tehehehe*.... wait a second... oh god I was watching the game last night in a (North of Toronto) pub and I couldn't believe (nor anybody else) what I was watching....wow.... *Were they?* So how does a mom have children aged 3 months and 4 months? Wife?! So they *were* bible verses. Really? I haven't been in for a while. I know the 34th street station tends to be good for the occasional Why do they need so many? Not a single driver likes cyclists, but this is overkill... No it was deathwing But they are so cute! I think that's for me! ...well that's just freaky. I seriously had no idea. I didn't find this funny at all. DOUBLE.MIND.BLOW. Those are some expensive gloves *notices username* must get a hold of her documentary... I counted 43 you're only getting called if you're beat. or they are retarded How the monkeynuts do you know that!!?! Da voodoo? the blood on the boot, shit man, they can't have quinn die though. I hope deb finds out and she's all like *runs away* what kind of comments I did the same thing last week when i started playing Looks like Riot upgraded the size of her loaf in this skin too. It is never clear what he is doing. He calls his dad at work and tells him to bring home soil and grass seed. To which his dad replies "OK sure goodbye". Then when he hangs up the phone he makes this face Why is this conversation turning so sinister!!?! Hope you're not Jewish, dude. Run for the hills if you are! Jeebus. That amount of money is nothing to scoff at well shit... beats mine... for now So I have always had George Orwell's classic 1984 under my favorite books. Today facebook did a profile change where it blows up pictures of everything you like, and this is what showed up for 1984 Are you...are you me? those high scores make no sense. i did one maze in 47 seconds and ranked 1332, i did another in 24 seconds and ranked 6267. the high scores seem to be global for all mazes, and first place is 54 seconds. I just noticed that as well. I was all I thought if you could hook up an electric motor to a generator it would be a perpetual motion machine, of course I thought it "would have infinite energy". so basically the hindus got it right? How do you eat that much hummus Is that....a lollipop? did you just insult Death Metal? Varg Vikernes does not approve The "I" isn't capitalized... oh my god I just awwed really loudly in the library while everyone is studying I think he meant for it to be a fill in the blanks i hacked house of blues a few times when I bought floor tickets why do you chrono nexus to only get 1 probe out fast? even better in german with a hard "g" like in "great" Holy shit! that is macro So you go against colossi with hydralisks and zerglings then? Hemp is ugly and scratchy Are you trying to call yourself the Larry Bird of grammar? I give that analogy two thumbs down. q-( Grown men, fighting over a football game I'm currently watching Chuck and eating a sandwich. > Boobs :>.... Her husband delivered the baby 3 months ago in their bedroom hmmmmmm. this looks oddly familiar. I think someone works in my building... Oh god the splashing! Getting turned into splashes seems a lot worse than "getting shot" The cited study (which is now 404ing we care too much? What is wrong with cold shower? oh my god. this seemed so familiar. After Wikipedia-ing the plot and looking up the book cover, i suddenly realized i had read this book. And bawled. I had totally erased it from my memory I have this sudden urge to buy something named **EXPO** 11 part me too, I keep thinking but i cant figure it out, maybe ask a child (hopefully inexperienced Why would you ever throw beer away "go from a size 32 to a size 42" WHAT?! That's insane. Can we have some pictures before and after the carb load? I sit I work in the same building Duuuude, I know, right? It's so freaky seeing pictures of old celebrities when they were young. Case in point, Alec Baldwin and Chevy Chase THIS WIKILEAKS BUSSINESS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER What!? Jeez im jealous of ya'll ...I wonder if Dr. Hauser is involved.. Dude. Dude! Duuuuuuuuuuuude. You don't need a pot leaf there duuuuude. All you need is nothing. Why? Because his eyes are red. That's crazy cheap indeed. those lips I definitely played against a kennen the other day who started with a mana crystal... I was eating Aw let me mess with "Fear of a Godless Messiah".. I was grooving really good over that. The other track is You have an odd little mind, don't ya? omg i clicked on that first link and SURPRISED MY EYES. NEBUAE What is this...I don't even... That's really cool but it takes a leap for me to get past that level of personal-ness in that kind of performance, kinda like watching Keith Jarrett. It just gets kind of awkward until you really understand what's going on Terrorist's or children |_| . .. ()_() . . . ...Carl Sagan wasn't Santa Claus? wow ...i couldn't tell which was the bride because they were all wearing white dresses What is this I don't even. yeah... Thank you for this insight. I will be sure to report anyone that I don't suspect as a pedophile as a pedophile to the authorities. Nice! Great job! That looks pretty cool First I was like How come you know so little about male masturbation habits if you're on the internet? Nice idea. I scanned this picture with teh barcode scanner on my phone THANK YOU. Not sure how that happened... especially Yellow, since that was my only game before SS so don't watch The two guys that walked through the biker's space during the middle of that looked very uninterested. They act like it that is so normal that it is boring. What goes on in that country? The guy sterilizing was in full biohazard suit I'm not sure people surgically joined by lips and ass really screams "Merry Christmas" to me but to each his own omg... i KNOW!!!! Thanks a lot. Now you've dredged up that image of the girl stretched over a horse I've never been able to forget. If you've seen it, you know what I mean. I hope he is just trolling don't think i want to know how the circus animals make that frosting... I want her husband. Would get my b/f to grow his hair out but he's a blond/redhead and only looks like a crazy wildman when he grows his hair out. Once I got a score so high it broke the score field. My score didn't even end with a 0. π = I see lane dividers in that video... I'm not a big EA fan by any means, but I have to admit I really enjoyed Dante's Inferno. More than I thought I would actually. I am trying to remember that name. I don't know if I can. Who the fuck buys weed in brown wrapping paper? Yes... but it seems that I may be in the minority Did a giant asshole just jizz on all their faces as a defense mechanism... Oh wow, I always thought that if I did that they would cancel each other out. Soda machines in high school haha ya. Mangini only sells the book on his site. Amazon will not carry the book probably because there's no bar code >[ but seriously... Volume 2 is sweeet thats creepy.. are you outside my window ( Cannot be unseen Born in 81 and I lived through all of these. Maybe I was a few years behind? I grew up watching MASH when I was a kid - knew the beginning track by heart. Then I saw the Family Guy where Stewie and Brian are drunk together at the Clam - Stewie sings the song and suddenly I realized what the song was about. In dookie. no I am 28 I've had this picture on my hard drive since about 2002. Chances are high this is not OP or your friend or brother. Or you could ask who you think it is about their N64 pipe and wait for the Okay, I hope you're trolling. I'm skinny but that is pushing it Whenever I finish an episode, I go straight to Dramabeans to read jb's synopsis. Her insight is amazing ...or *is* he...? I didn't even know apples existed in Minecraft. hahaha, look at the prices too GIRLS? Actually, maybe OP sees *everything* in 3D and just doesn't know it. Try taking *off* the glasses. A few months ago, one our clients emailed her ad from a mindspring address I just saw the last episode half an hour ago Not all straight males are like that though, I'm not like that does it smell good? These are the smaller versions of what I would assume the Lobstrosities from The Dark Tower are like. Wait, Javascript can detect your screen resolution and report it back to the server? Most speed runs make a game look insanely easy or uninteresting. In speedruns where glitches are used it is really exaggerated and you think almost no substance is in the game at all! Honestly, even in non-glitch speed runs it can look pretty Best part of parties, going to the bathroom, seeing yourself, and finally knowing how fucking high you are. over a pound of salt? and they still tasted good/you haven't died yet?? haha that's so much INCOMING! Nice. The audio levels are much better for headphones than some of your previous videos. One thing that bothered me: you had like 3 Spy Planes that you never called in haha did you manner your natural with a creep tumor? I've been found out! What's up with the snowman at 7:20 behind Abed? Creepy What? No! Wow....no offense intended whatsoever here, but **DAYUM** you post a lot. Searching back for the past 23 hours.....do you suffer from insomnia or is your account shared? Like 10 pages of comments and I'm only into the past *day* ... ... I usually opt for the grocery store Sooo instead of finding the little guy, you're posting here on Reddit? ...a penis dragon? Did... did you say two weeks? That does strange things to my brain Holy crap, these people are from near me, and one of my friends is on this website the horror.... the horror... I think it includes batteries when you buy it and comes with a charger. You want to keep at least 4 batteries charged on you from what I hear.. I saw someone post they keep 10 on them.. wow. bravo for going outside. you're THIRTY, and you've only gotten angry at kids ONCE so far? again, i say: congratulations on leaving your house. What's that blue can? And if not the extreme they are condemned to a life of scorn and contempt. Or, name-changing and relocation, facial reconstruction EDIT: I've noticed this a lot, especially in people who are from the "Windows 3.x" era. Double click was king back then. Wait. You don't turn on your TV twice? Lol, the reason you will see "Silly Symphonies" in my Google Searchbar is because i searched it, went to google (i've been trying to find a copy that isn't going to cost 100$ -_-) from there i went to Amazon, then i though..What about Tron It was on sale during Halloween, and I bought it together with the add-on... had no chance to play it yet though Yea, I doubt I have superseed UGH... that glass is I don't understand why this is being downvoted cs beefs are nuts. i was like 11 and at a LAN center, talking shit to some player for a reason that i'm sure was immature and stupid. next time i was there the owner told me that the guy came down and was asking around for me Strom Thurmond holds the record for how long a filibuster was held: 24 hours. Of course, we all know what Strom Thurmond was filibustering against...Civil Rights Act. You didn't imagine that standing in the full force of the sun, unfiltered by a gigantic magnetic field and over 100 miles deep of atmosphere might be a little warm, or a bit dangerous due to radiation? Yay, tcl. ahah nice drawing. I thought it was a tattoo at first and was like Thank you for this! Can't figure out where my response to you yesterday went, I suspect I got distracted That scared the shit out of me. So... He would be reincarnated as a fly or something? It's not only the hypersexuality. I'm usually the most boring person sexually in the world, but when I'm on an amphet-fap-fest I look at some weeeeiiirrddd shit. I don't even want to think about it right now. Then, Comments like these really confuse the fuck out of me. It's so hard for me to tell a really naive comment/question from a troll. Either way, I guess shodanx deserves a downvote, right? Does that IKEA box say "MAN JUS"?! ( They say it like it's a bad thing Odd. I was just thinking about trying my hand at baking some pies and then I see this post... what...the...fuck The big "Is that a wig?!" Those things are still in use? Last time I saw one of those was in the 80s. This is the best thing I have seen all day and I am sure I gonna get some weird dreams tonight where link will be exploring the city of Roma, butchering targets. where is this from?? I have this audio memory of someone saying "hwil hweaton" with h sounding very throaty.... Check out the formatting I did in that example. How the indent-blocks are situated and such. Really, good formatting will help you not get confused, especially when your code gets to be thousands of lines. date other women Possibly might give it a try, but the Reddit trolls are scary It is about time ! Great story, super creepy. I don't even know what I would do if I found a video like that Can you imagine if we didn't have a corrupt media and they put this on the 6 o'clock prime time news...for a week Be shirtless and breathing heavily while eating a banana. And look him straight in the eyes. Completely dynamic on DX 9 hardware? i think so, im pretty sure its anime style, and dunno if it helps but the city in the sky was in like a transparent sphere i think ( ( As a gay youth living in Hollywood, I would have never known this. At first, i was like aww turtle shell, and then i was like Their eyeballs are so cool. Do boas bite, or are they de-fanged when they are pets? Pet snakes sound fun, I always thought their little black eyes were super cute! This opens up so many possibilities That threw me off as well. his shoes… on brownies i couldn't move and i was convinced that dreams snip-its of the future because i was having the most in sane deja vu. You will get through it dude and you have learned a valuable lesson about chaining your doses along. just be glad you didn't do it on acid so that is his phone number!!! ** Indeed. A lot of the old farmers where I grew up had German POWs working on their farms during the war. They even had them doing odd jobs around town at the time! Of course, I don't think many of these were Nazi ideologues, just regular people conscripted into the German army. Thanks for taking a break That's not a gift OMG. Fuck you! Now all I have is that scene along with the terrifying one where she is sitting all alone (or so it seems) in her apartment with a burlap sack in the background and when the phone rings...that terrifying smile that slowly appears on her face and then the f'ing burlap sack starts thrashing around!? I had no idea that scene could be any worse than it was in the movie. only trouble I've been having is when starting up tf2, randomly freezing when the valve icon is up. probably due to my computer as opposed to some larger scale glitch. probably entirely unrelated to your problem. posting was probably entirely unnecessary Studying for my MCATs It turned into a super-clique. that's in africa What's going on in the second pane.... To the best of my knowledge, we've never taught/believed that. teensy-weensy images, but your breasts are spectacular in the second shot Didn't astrology predict that it would be disproved ? At first I was like and then I was like up until now I've never realised that ben is jerrys son My brother, from Afghanistan: "I think you guys have been praying that I have boring days. Please stop. This sucks." Slightly irrelevant, but what does "butterface"actually mean? It sounds like someone wants to spread your face on some toast and that is a kink I was not aware of It boggles the mind how bad american drivers must be if they can't cope with a bend Holly shit, times have changed since that original "only one panel" philosophy. Next one we'll have to read his thesis. Then the next will only have a subject and we are the one ones who need to do the research and write the paper Laws do not reflect this. I didn't believe it, but I was not allowed to store water from my roof and then actively put it on my garden (~17 sq ft - a tiny plot with a few tomatoes, carrots, etc). I could redirect it passively, such as direct it into it when it poured off (kinda pointless - it floods when it rains) or collect it and manually move it there later (big hassle compared to pumping it) but as soon as a pump/sprinkler was involved it's illegal. No clue how that would change the water supply except putting 50 gal or so into the ground a few days later rather then now. I can, of course, legally spray it with drinking water anytime I feel like What? Devin in Norway? When and where? So after you change the plot and the theme... what's left for it to be "based" on? what if no one responded and then some guy dressed up as dexter came into your apartment and killed you as you were watching a kill scene What the ... ? Is 10kg really considered unhealthy? I lost 22kg in the last 3 1/2 months ... Imagine being drugged up while getting your teeth pulled and having this monstrosity leering at you from across the room. Staring...always staring...did...did those eyes just move...oh God...OH GOD! I didn't even see these before now. Wow. That's awful. How'd you get charcoal effect in MS Paint? Almost 2500 karma in 5 hours... does the roman alphabet look as cool to the japanese as japanese writing looks as cool to an english speaker like myself? The fat ones weight, may be a situation...eh? see what i did there? You see what I d... With all that "cock" your holding your bound to get "laid" Witnessed first hand in my neighbourhood mostly mixed ethnicity but a lot of Russian or Eastern European families. Grew up seeing a lot of pretty women like drop dead gorgeous...came back a few years later and HOLY SHIT almost every one of them were hit by the Babushka Bomb. You're title is somewhat misleading What the...!? Fuck no. Could you imagine what kind of extra credit assignments he'd give? TIL Zimbardo is still alive. wow, after seeing that i can't believe there were no fatalities! Initially it was going to be a mother but one of her sisters looked to be a stronger candidate. I still have some clones of her just in-case the smoke is What did I just read? Wow. I forgot how bad those actors were. They've really improved. Also, thank goodness for Smith's dialog. I thought I was the only one I hope not. That looks like some sort of... prehistoric dino-moose. Megaceros or something... As an addict of this wretched game I can vouch that this is true... But... It's... so... FUN!!! I'm a nail biter and my finger tips look fine Are you his mom? I find the idea of people being inspired by Dexter to be highly concerning... Maybe I should just sit down and type out Infinite Jest I had the same issue on the PC. The second it actually registered that my RPG hit the missile the game froze. Anytime people would tell me to use nail clippers I'd say "I already have a tool for that." I haven't been able to quit biting cold turkey, but yeah its annoying More than 98% of the people who called/e-mailed were in opposition!? This happens to me everyday in high school That's some weird ass sexual tension if you read down to the part where I start talking to him like a baby Is that why they always say "ladies" twice? I was distracted by the sound until I saw the BIKINI CLAD CAMEL. Strangely enough, so do I. It's...... Jesus fuck, I thought you were joking but the internet confirms. he might be a mac user and so Gonna have to try it one day then. Although Ill pass on those cheese fries ...of course he does, and now I just feel retarded. I knew that With real...money? I used to work at a preschool. One morning, I had to walk to work in the snow. To prepare myself, I got real nice and stoned. As I walked in, frozen to the core and stoned out of my mind, I passed a classroom. Suddenly, I hear a particularly hilarious 4yr old call my name. She pronounces my name like "Traynuh". "Yes, Kyris?", I replied. "HAY DOES YOUR BOYFRAN KISS YOU 'TWEEN THE LEGS?!" Yes, a four year old asked me if my boyfriend performs cunnilingus on me My gf actually gets mad when I watch Gilmore Girls There are places in America where you can't get ketchup chips and Aero chocolate bars? They need Soria why? Can't say it was more than just a silhouette. Long story short, I used to sleep with my door open. A few times I used to feel as if I were being watched, but I mostly ignored it and tried to fall asleep instead. One night, I turned towards the door and opened my eyes, and there was a man in a brimmed hat (fedora? trilby? Too dark to tell, really) watching my from the doorway. The figure withdrew, but I figured it was my dad for some odd reason, despite the fact that my dad doesn't own a hat. I went to go and ask my dad if there was something he wanted, but the rest of the household was fast asleep This is what happens when youtube commenters come to Reddit Well that was disturbing Don't know why brother, it's just some guys in some indoor skydiving wind funnel sort of chamber pulling off some really baller moves. Nothing NSFW or politically damaging or anything > Nothing NSFW or politically damaging or anything To see a protoss do a 2proxy gate is just lawl it was agbullet? I hope the chapstick is just for novelty and no one is running around with this on their lips. Why would you want beer breath? <( It just keeps buffering... forever What driver do you need that Windows doesn't auto-detect? any leftovers? ...how did I ruin it? You got a problem with reading digest? I see your ":>" and I raise you a < Their next album is supposed to be electropop Came here for this, she was so hot that in the second season of the TV show, Kahlan mysteriously starts wearing leather instead of the confessor robes... I love snakes, but I could never own one. It would starve because I wouldn't be able to feed it rats and bunnies and... cats Erm, why are you blaming a Firefox bug on Twitter? that is a horrifying prospect So many Bellingham people on Reddit... I can't even figure out what it's supposed to be You use your controller for non-competitive TF2 matches? How did you manage to run out of gas on 2 consecutive days? A social media company that don't know how to socialize in social media websites? That thumbnail baffles me $12..... Holy shit... Either our school uses the same forms or we go to the same school. Then why doesn't it work? I'll give you everything except the southern part. I live in the south. Even if it never got cold (it's 19 degrees outside right now?), how do you think A/C works? Um, what's the preferred nomenclature for self-referencing? Which just happens to be the OP's name but...but...but....what about finals I see a A salvia trip was probably the most intense 3min I've yet to experience in my life. I really, truly believed I was the slipcover to the folding chair I was sitting in. I went limp and tried to wrap my body around the chair. Is that how it works? Math never sleeps This is a valid point. I should have known from my years in food service that people are crazy. whattt your right Did anyone else think that his SS had actually sent him cocaine? At first I was like that name! Henkel's knives O_O those are worth a good deal of money I'd say the set you got would range ~$3-400 Me gusta do people still use lockets and yet you didn't respond to the personal appeal from jimmy wales we have loads of these here (I live in Chinatown and my university is next to another Chinatown) but shipping would be crazy He rhymed by and fire. Did I write this and forget about it? i actually always expect this to happen to me when i'm alone at home. Usually when a person says "no homo"...it usually means the opposite..they are just trying to cover their ass. And yes, I did see what I did there. Hair doesn't show up on x-rays I grew up in Cincinnati, and I think the average age was somewhere around 25ish. Ironically, the average marriage age of the people around me dropped *after* I went to college... most of the people who've been dating a significant amount of time by the time they get their BS are engaged/married shortly thereafter. OTOH, I'm in a pretty conservative field, so that probably has something to do with it because it sure as hell isn't from lack of education. I guess it doesn't seem too weird to me because my family is on the EXTREMELY young end of things... my grandmother started trying to set me up with someone to get hitched to when I was about 16. How does he hit the z trigger? True that, and they didn't include a top view picture... or a sideview picture of the ports for that matter Because placing zerg tech structures closer to your enemy is always a good idea. The reason I asked is because I've taken several psychology classes for GE and one of the things I remember is that severe tantrums may be due to an undiagnosed ADHD problem. There's so many different cases of ADHD and I remember a video of a pretty smart kid who had tantrums not suitable for his age. Sometimes, he went as far as harming his younger sister. if you're REALLY Santa, shouldn't you know?! I'm in a sort of gender-fluid place right now. I feel like I've gotten a good understanding just thinking about things using the terminology and concepts I've acquired from research into gender issues and traditional human cultural archetypes the Delmar split Geezuz. I would sell my whole family into slavery for one night of hot, nasty sex with Shay... Eddie? From the Dark Tower..... There areeee other worlds than these /me judges He never actually got shot the first time. Data was going to, but was beamed out just before. (Then Data lied about it!... The first time I saw that I was like Had a friend who would say sorry to absolutely EVERYTHING even things that had nothing to do with her. *I smash my toe on a chair* me: "OUCH!" here "SORRY!". didn't know reddit was pro botfly Apparently forbidden She's trying to make ukuleles? teeeeeth What?! Spread your urethra? They just want to be more attractive. Every guy want to have sex with vigrin - to be the first. The bigger problem is that some girls say they are not virgins when they are ...But not the 25th? 0:00 - 0:30: It snowed this morning... then it sleeted I'm a bean and I find your name offensive. Also I'm watching you from the skies I was literally eating a Terry's Chocolate Orange while i read this. You become easier looked up (facebook stalkers You're kidding. You haven't watched any talks or presentations? The funniest part about this .gif is always the kid coming in from the left like ..... >.> Oh man, that part made me cry like a baby. I'd taken my little sister (she's seven now, people ask if I'm her mother all the time Halfwounds? Olivia Wilde You went for the social experiences? I am 27 and my wife is also 27, it scares me to think guys in there late teens will look at her as a milf. We have no kids. She isn't old and she is HOT! ONE PIECE OF TAPE! WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC? So when you say no you really mean yes? First hit: everything you need to know about me, for $39.95 Dailies. I am absolutely obsessed with doing dailies. Though, I entered Cata with about 5k... when I finished leveling to 85 I was sitting at around 10k, but that was mostly because of questing. At one point I was doing the daily cap of 25 dailies a day... So every two weeks is doubleweekly? How did you put it on the end of the filter? Yes she is aware and consented. Oddly enough some of you went to school with her and facebooked her. TIL Orangered envelopes means unread replies Good. Lord. Why would they ALL call the cops? Just takes one. Cops don't need to be called by dozens of people at once for the same thing no babylon 5? Yes. It TERRIFIES me to not audit every line of code. I thought they fixed this In my place, it requires both your parents' birth certification and identification letter to apply for matriculation. I consulted my high school's counseling lecturer about it since she was in charge and she went While plugging works with many substances, I don't see how it could work with trees yes. you're doin it right. wow. would use again I just tried this in Winamp and I got a dancing tree When atheists die, they stop existing. *Just like Jesus Wow, and I thought I had debt problems Wah... what is a mozzie? Heh. I read through that reply too fast and interperted it as 'If she wants me to do her chores'. - ie. if she starts asking me to do her laundry or the dishes. Mindboggle. Are you a Malaysian too? I really didn't do that. That is actually kinda creepy If that was America, everyone would be like: Awesome. I'm apparently the 'gone bad' version though. sadly im not, im azn O; (Filipino) only language i know is English Doesn't work with dual monitors. Mine does the little artifact on the ground and then sometimes what happens to OP... usually have to turn off the computer off and leave it to cool for an hour or so, but my video card is fairly new- I just play a lot You don't talk while driving? ... I was **born** in 1990. >When I come back to check on the cookie 5 or 6 minutes later, it is *on fire*. sweet merciful jeebus Joining the chorus of, "I'm a chick and I've never shaken hands like that". thanks for the suggestions! i'll try them. i was looking at handbrake before, too. i don't know if they even have an older version, though :\ geez was tiger to leopard really such a huge step? Skin dispenser? YUP! Haven't seen fiancée since Nov 22 and won't until Jan 8... But he came up with the idea of me not shaving ANYTHING until after then "just to see what it's like making love to you natural." I'm a little afraid he will like it and I'll have to be hairy all the time Why are you wearing 264 stuff at first i was like O_o then the music started and i was like How close are you now? Damn, for people who don't have time to talk to each other y'all sure spent a lot of time doing just that! Abstract Data Types sounds like an odd thing to base the very first CS class around Rioting is the only way to make sure the government gets the message? razor blades?? My eyes!! Totally Well, it's all about how I feel. Or maybe I'm just surrounded by extremely sexy girls that I feel the way I feel "Where did this grandkid come from?" I'm the Grinch I cant imagine her face if she hated trees Damn dude, you do everything. That was him? I will be opening it at the nearby county credit union. It's going to be a hassle fixing direct deposit and all the accounts linked to my BoA account. a trick is something a whore does for money................ this looks like a place where you could easily die ... You don't have a 360 and were picking up a kinect? You even put in a minecart track ? yep even the lathe How much water weight can you possibly have? Thanks for that, I never knew this existed. TIL you can buy a tourny license for peggle. -sings the lyrics from the chorus in my head- **I get it now! On second thought I agree. But browse through the generator for 5 or 10 or 50 minutes anyways Why does his hair grow 5 inches in one phonecall I'm a guy and I don't understand how this would be a megusta for us, so I don't see how you mistakenly understood the comic Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa the??? How is fapping a complex behavior? Ram comes on sd cards? Oh no! Not.. homosexuals What would you like?? [](/megusta " A 40 something year old man on my res one year decided that he would masturbate with his door open, completely naked thinking everyone had gone home for thanksgiving.... That's an idea I've been a redditor for quite a while now, and I don't get this hivemind business. I'm still who I am. Am I doing something wrong? wine or cranberry juice. You drink milk with spaghetti? Oh, I thought they took that out What... did I just read? What the hell are you talking about? Ever had to rescue someone? There's a subreddit for dwarf fortress? oh, come on...over 100 upvotes on my first and 7 on this? y'all are laaaazy! but then again, it is 5:30 in the morning. Japanism. It's spreading "...and now it's getting boring...." even if he could actually use his avatar , he wouldn't be in that position otherwise as soon as he tried to get up his real body would bang his head Brain has pattern recognition mechanisms. It's what makes you see faces in objects, even if they are just a bunch of unrelated things... I bought it when I first read about it on reddit.. I still don't have a steam code I am the same, but unfortunately getting that first one doesn't take long. Well dependant on the stimulation. BJ or HJ? Take forever to climax no matter how many have already happened. P in V? I'm a quick shot on the first one. But reupping and going again is near instantaneous and I can go multiple times that last much longer. Always funny to ser ladies reactions: done already? :( ready to go again already? :) again? Again? Again? I want to find a red-ringed Xbox 360 to fix myself but they are expensive Did something similar Same idea those dumb ass administrators have with people skipping school. "Oh, you just left after first period and didn't return? Well THREE DAYS HOME, yeah, how do you like them apples?" The high school I graduated from was much less lenient; we could get Saturday school as punishment I don't see these kinda games played in the house, where these is no such thing as a filibuster. I know I just turned 21 and am just starting my way into pubs and bars but I can't imagine asking a stranger to buy me a drink Wow. I think I'm going to have to start hating Philly more than Boston SEMs aren't as prohibitively expensive as they used to be....although they are still probably out of reach for a home lab, but some private high schools are starting to get them And a rock solid ass at around 6 minutes what if they gave marines and marauders the pillage ability For some reason, I believe you. I'm from the UK and I saw that on SouthPark - I had no idea it's real! did you downvote your own comment and upvote mine? Holy shit... Yep, UCSB TF2 somehow managed to move from the perfect zone to both of those zones at the same time... Hubba hubba DAE makes no sense for this thread. Holy shit... nearly a 2 Year Old Troll First I was -_- but then I was all Well I was >There's something about the way you pose your question that makes it seem as though nobody should ever have any thoughts about other people's make-up... ...what? Given enough time and resources, I'm positive I can solve the halting problem in the general case. ....that was....dark... it is so beautiful Great... I just saw it, checked out the page... and not it is super slow and laggy I tried following this because I have the same issue and... I can't even raise my Transmit Buffer to 256. It's stuck at 128 as the max. FEAR is *not available in your region* I'm in Canada and it says 19.99 for me Nope, she definitely says cock Sounds like a headache. Pop some Excedrin. Don't fuck with your boss's girl. She's "stuck with him" because she needs a place to stay? The mixed track record of Ron Howard Akiva Goldsmith has me going I rock a Logitech G5, which was quite affordable at the time. They're not listed on Newegg anymore, and Amazon has some outrageous prices on them Wow, didn't expect all the last chapters in one day, and I gotta say, that was quite the ending are you seriously just 18? that's amazing How many seals does Namibia even have I thought it was a fashion model or something Why are you sticking something in your butt? ** To generate what? Christine turning out to be Trinity's daughter, the *amazing* twist at the end, how can you say Season 4 didn't have the best twists? Your look a ton like an old friend of mine. It startled the fuck out of me... it's the piercing eyes. Why so angry? I agree completely with you. However, I hate that some guys (even some of my guy friends) would be fine making dick jokes between themselves but if I (missing a dick) were to make a joke, one of them would go Doesn't it break your streak though? I thought normal still gave a leave too Haha it's not so bad. Especially compared to places with real winter. A little rain is nothing compared to a blizzard ( Novelty account overload I just spent 20 minutes watching that and I think my brain had been fapping to that video. no.... OMG! How can anyone down vote this. This is a legitimate festival/event in the Philippines that promotes tourism for the country. You *heard* this on a smoke signal? If you've been called ugly, there's no hope for any of us. I don't know, my computer can't run neither; Meatboy requires Shader 2.0, but I found out *after* I bought it Yeah it's Valve holding back the sales on the millions of Mac compatible games. Well I put roughly 14 days into MW2, and didn't feel the need to buy the map packs. Still had a great time. I've yet to buy Black Ops, actually, but my cousin prefers MW2 (for some reason Definitely no dog for me no one is on? I am not a resident, what happened...I have been pretty busy the last few days. I feel like you are talking about me here... Uh...thanks for the upvote? You look like a sentient neck wart. Interesting...? it's like a heart attack waiting to happen Yes, or possibly even wood. And if you were an azn BRB let me go get some LSD real quick. ( Thanks for your comments, I guess I kind of do go out of my way to be nicer to women than men Looks like the "Snake Pit" where I work. The bosses wear white hardhats. The shortlink for this post is 'epley', **ep**i**le**ps**y**. TIL - 5 years before playing Obi-Wan... this man was Hitler... That was gay as hell... People are tore up over this? Get out of the fucking basement and go lift some weights or something. Jesus. I think that you just met your secret santa face to mug. ** there's a geek bar in marietta!? how long has this been the case? Wow, crazy stuff. All the other stories sound interesting too I kept trying to stop listening to this song, but everytime I tried to click a link something would happen and i'd be like They even DIE together! So can I ask for the riddles (the three of them) and their clear answers to be spelled out here? I'm just curious. CANNOT UNHEAR good lawd she is perfect! This creeps me the fuck out A gold ole fashioned smiley-off eh? Geographic location? Does this guy play World of Warcraft? Quit posting shit from Politics or Atheism I want to know what you googled in the first place to find that Yeah and you also have like 3 copies of every popular game for each system. I'm jelly of your collection. Fuck, 100+ games? Well, we don't smoke joints that often (the three Bs: blunts, bowls, bongs), and we never make a roach. Really, though, we should start. It seems like such a genius idea; little chance of getting ganja in your mouth, the filtering properties, no collapsed mouthpiece... Fuck, we've been doing it wrong for years ... My name is Kelsey Am I not allowed to be here? O.o No, I don't have PayPal (I've only ever used it once a while ago to buy this hip hop album for $1 haha), but that would be pretty fucking dope. I keep seeing $45-49 12-months, but then they want to charge like $5-6 for shipping. Hell, I had a 3-month tacked onto my SSF4 order from Amazon, but the bastards wanted to charge $6.99 to ship a damn plastic card I'm doing this right now... what was the joke I saw some sort of animal in the middle thumbnail. I clicked expecting cuteness/beauty. Instead I find a decapitated bunny. I didn't either, until some Chinese guys online started calling every girl they talked to "bb" I guess what I was trying to say is that I don't understand what's so special about these signs.. That there are some good genes. Girl on the left Why don't they then? It's not like there are never any atheists running for office or anything... I... want to do this now Hm.... it works for me in Google Chrome. I've never had Oreos dipped in peanut butter I agree. Funny how the 2nd highest voted comment is at the bottom. A level-headed woman would never do that Never thought I'd say this, actually I've always been one to promote NSFW just to be on the safe side, but.... how is that pic NSFW, where do you work? Son of a...at first, I thought you were trolling, and then I was like Was there any reason for this? Do you have it on tape?! Hello! I did watch, and I don't agree. If we're going to segregate anything in this nation, fuck gender, fuck skin color, but if we're going to separate men and women from showering together... We ought to separate the gay men from enjoying the sight of my penis, as well. Otherwise I want showers with big-titted women, damn you! Anyway, the bottom line being that if we're going to segregate each other, why not do it on the basis of *sexual orientation* and maybe not gender. Maybe gender is too archaic of a term nowadays... I think you get the point, and I find the defending party's argument invalid because I certainly disagree with two people with opposite sexual orientation showering together. The only way this argument could hold true is if we continued this by asking if it's ok for gay males to shower with straight females... Is it? If not, why, and then where do they belong? All the gays shower together? Na. Why not just shower based on sexual orientation. If it is truly psychological... which in some cases it's not... then the gay man should get 0 pleasure out of seeing a beautiful women, naked. Ut Oh! Wat do about bisexual men and women? That's the real question yeah, i was doin' the exchange thing, so the american money was pretty much just emergency bailouts from my mom, only had a problem once or twice, assumed it was a lack-of-funds thing. i remember that there were funky conditions, though - i think you couldn't get money on sundays, or after a certain hour, or something. i could be remembering completely wrong- i drank a lot during this time I just got one of these for Christmas (early presents ftw). Amazing ._.>o_O> That makes me want to know your name more.. I've never found looking at automake generated *anything* to be productive. I tip my hat to you if you can read those makefiles He doesn't "feel superior" he was making a connection from the book to his reality. A book is a distraction too though, albeit a much more intellectual and thought-provoking one. I think reading has the ability to make people really smart and I think between texting and listening to music, reading is probably the smartest and "best" choice, if your priority is to be at your intellectual peak They can't really say no ... My mother in law is always feeding my little bushka some *treif!* Macarena mountain range? First of all, good for you for taking control of your diet and loosing the weight! Congrats. Often when people go through a drastic weightloss (i.e. 130+lbs) the only option for taking care of all that skin is...gasp...surgery. Either that or start taking Anabolic Steriods until you look like Ronnie Coleman, to make the muscle "fit" the skin i think so... i found a single cave system that was so big i found 17 diamond after about half an hour. and that was only from one branch of it he has no socks Oh wow, okay. I thought that the little kid had been breastfeeding when his mother hit her period and the father concluded that Rudolph encountered a similar situation. imgur is... over capacity? DUDE... And I was hesitating to post my comment. Made from real beaver? Yuri Kane? I have never heard of this guy until just now. still... TIL people get shocked when you put on your seatbelt in their car or perhaps humans will become more adept at multi-tasking information intake original starwars trilogy, she hasnt seen it yet Wait, an *older* brother?!? ...i dun even.... Curious to know ... where? I don't think so. Wut? Well, your stuff looks nice...but your eyes.... The hairs have hairs. You just took GW to a whole new level Had to scroll up to your previous post to make sure you weren't my mom Thinking about your comment now, I don't know why version control isn't used outside of software development / systems administration. Yeah! What server is that Honestly man, we won our last game together then you disappear I see london, I see france, I see penis on your back. **IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN What if your post has spurred 100 stalkers into action? That is really rather disturbing Wait... did you drill a hole through your carpet Is it just your position that's wrong? The model is bloody huge What type of PS3 is it :o, like Generation/ model Green gems are +30 and cost like 20g on Blackrock/Tich, I assume it's about the same on Sarg. Not sure why anyone would go so far as to leave a gem socket empty. A new male champion? YTO. I'm old enough to have seen them first time round. lol wut?? I'm not real? Aww, how cute, and sad =[. Anyway - I wonder what happens in JRPGs? at that part I was just like how could they be all wrong? that would mean there is the internet outside of the US and Canada There is more than enough reasonable conversation going on in here. But every time someone posts an "exaggerated" material someone has to comment on how lacking /r/a is... come on, we all understand that this is a borderline case and most of us don't draw any substantial conclusions from this... so this is just something to widen our world view and have some "oooh, aaah, that was one horrifying wikipedia page. baby spiders ya, that ice tea looks so warm and yellow... I think Thing is trying to steal your food... ill say first that i believe this particular prank was fake, and second that i defiantly dont deny that harrasment happens, just that I cant believe that if whats played out in that video happened in a public area, people would just stand by and watch as the woman tried to get out of the lock You goin' to Pretty Lights then??? once upon a time I guessed the password was pineapple as my first guess and it was right...I was like Can't. Stop. Playing. Torchlight. Thirded. Kernicterus is scary as fuck, from what I'm reading on Google. My dad had me look after his cat when he was out of town for work. She went away for a week when it was pretty rainy and cold. I'm in Menorca and haven't heard of this. for the toes or the socks She sounds like she has a fairly borderline personality. A lot of times relationships like that don't really get better over time. Sorry for the depressing response. Your toes look like ET's fingers WoW-widows? Is that like... a thing? Paradise i'm actually happy about this. i'm fat, but i don't support being that skinny It strangely doesn't mention obelisk, or even doesn't contain any image of the original symbol. ( I'm not sure Atchinator was trying to push his point only in reference to original sin. For example, I can see the parable of the prodigal son as being allegorically useful. But then again, it is already an allegory within the Christian religion At first I was like I know, at first the slush had us all thinking it would be a dud but then it got itself together. i'm not entirely sure. i tried going through every font i had and now i can't get it back click super meat boy... That made me shudder When I was with my ex his mother would buy us *super nice* but Christmas themed dinnerware place settings. We're talking $70+ a place setting. Each year she would get us 2 settings and each one was different. The theory was we could host holiday dinners and everyone would have a place setting! Oh yay! The hell, they still have Waldenbooks? I still say you're an e-stalker who takes WAY too much interest in stranger sex lives. You should not do that mine says $0.00 My boyfriend is also a redditor, so it's usually the two of us laughing/commenting over something and everyone else is like Same. 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I was added as an "amendment" apparently...? this album was released on Sept 11 2001 you mean that for some reason they ran the tub pipes around the house or something...? cannot unsee They're evolving I'm on OP's list, but I'm NOT on your first list in the post. wow, that's fuckin shady business right there Naaaaaasty... Damn!! That looks like a real life version of that singing alien in Jabba's court in the "special edition" of Return of the Jedi. Some guy the other day traded me a refined for a winter crate. I was like Wow, that review is backasswards. It claims the original was rubbish while the sequel was awesome. Mindfuck Because Obama has been the archetype of a good president, right?? Most normal things, some abnormal things..... She looks like my mom... Need a better picture man...cannot be easily stereotyped or characterized I went outside to smoke some squares, and ended up taking a little stroll to my overly xmas spirited neighbors and all I can say is woahh, I didn't know I actually submitted this before.... What on earth is that At first i was like Your house sounds awesome. BLTs! <3 I got soba, and a lot of alcohol. IT DOESNT WORK Damn, I can't find it now but there was a video of a comparison between Mass Effect 2 and Firefly that made my eyes go from this ._. to this WTH are those in the 3rd panel. Oh my days I have never seen such douchtastic glasses Right vs Helpful. When I first saw this, I thought it would have to do with dropships in starcraft. Fuck, I don't! This is what happens when you don't look up a term yourself, but derive it from how others use it. 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Plant's without the sun Hahah It's something about you with the apron and that beard ... What did I miss? What the fuck... Well now, that looks like an interesting movie. Never heard of it, but I don't think I can recover from that image. Or be like that other redditor and turn your old shirts into underwater i wonder why people are downvoting you ...Why do you have to see their posts despite unsubscribing? You're like Dexter on meth. I have you're not being sarcastic At first I was like There's a remake? Only open from nine until one? Is that standard for Amsterdam coffee shops? The percussion sounds like a picture being taken. I just imagine bright lights. Holy moly. I'm 4"11. I date guys 5"10 and up. The tallest yet being 6"1. It was so weird seeing as whenever we made out standing up, I'd elevate myself by standing on my toes and he'd be crouching his back. my god So,how often do you tell people that you're colorblind? Looked it up, Molson Coors. He's obviously trolling.... right? 1 fridge = 16/5 Libraries of Congress ?? WTF LOL is that actually him? Wow. That is an unusually beautiful cat All these people talking about the temperature, when it's the pictures everyone should be discussing... Using... sprintf... to escape? i remember seeing a video awhile back of like a 10 year old boy squat cleaning 135 lbs. i was like Seriously. I want one Apparently I wasn't sarcastic enough Soooo, he never uses aspirin, ibuprofren, allergy medicine etc etc? I've got a portable asus EeePC (also broken at the moment, harddrive busted and lost everything but getting fixed T_T) so for work I can use that. However, I do want a laptop over a desktop. Mainly because my laptop gets used on my lap. Supplies from Israel... Which were imported there from the US.... This is reddit... geeks are everywhere I read this as a gay Irish-American running for President of the United States. I was very confused. Off topic, but a coworker lives in Kawaguchi-ko. One day he left his apartment and started walking. Kept walking all the way to the top of Fuji and then climbed back down. I think he said it took 28 hours. 9:30 was early enough for me. I feel like taking a nap right now So you're crapple? I... guess that is good? Did the teacher's eyes go You seem to have some sort of personal issue with mars Where is the third stump? Yes. I never did after that. Holy shiyut that was intense Are you me? I am digging the suit... even with the flaws and whatnot. I'm a girl, so WTF do I know about suits, really? (Aside from the stitches in the lapel... at first i was like then thought, "hey, that's his/er sister and he/she posted it?" You're good, and that guitarist is amazing My thoughts exactly! That must be some French press!!! Yeah when I get wet I don't taste like a whole lot of anything either. My boyfriend informs me I am the "mildest he's ever tasted". Thank you...? ummm... question. why did your single dad have a vibrator? Are you sure it wasn't on purpose? I'm one of the creators of MajorMUD You have an alt FB account? Palin attended the University of Idaho, which I have also attended. My parents must have failed Master That's the only one of his I have read and it gave me chills. At first I was thinking "Man, this is overrated." by the end I was like " It's either that or rub it on someone... House full of guys, Hair straightener it can't be Creepy creAper... I went downstairs to use the bathroom around 2am and caught my dad watching lesbian porn... Thankfully he didn't see me because the position of the couch made it so he was facing away from the stairs. I ran into the bathroom and didn't flush after I peed so he never knew I was down there That actually sounds useful .. made what? Why are pretty things soooooo pricey? It's none of the above. He didn't tell her she *had* to or she wouldn't get the job, and he respected her wishes when she said "no" to more than just dancing. There's not much of a legal leg to stand on any way you look at it, and any judge in this country is going to look at you like this: ** I didn't realize until this thread that pogs and Pokemon cards were banned in so many schools My girlfriend texts like that and the first time I was like For what its worth, my parents bought a new washer and dryer when I was in the 5th grade. I'm a sophomore in college now, and they've survived 2 moves and tons of abuse (my sister still over loads the washer How could having *more* of something make you *less* of a person? His laugh is infectious If anyone I knew had gotten swine flu and recovered, they'd likely stomp in tomorrow yelling "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH" after reading this. In England the legal age is 16 so I could have sex with someone born in 1995. Those are real bodies? That's quite a scary mental image I'm getting speechless with all those beautiful photo you are sharing, specially with that green bra )well, you say blue but seems green on my monitor lol). Thank you again, I'de like to say more but I don't know whta to say I'm more than a little bit weirded out by this. But I also feel like watching this...... You know what... I'd do that but at the moment i have never ever, EVER subscribed to a channel. Shouldn't you be working when you posted this? My friend does that a lot. It's really annoying; he thinks he's Rambo so he challenges everyone. Sure, he might have 15 kills, but he also has 14 deaths. Meanwhile, I'll be sitting in the middle of the team with 11-4, but he'll still claim he did way better. No, no, no... I'm 21. I just was asked if I wanted a kid's menu last week. I fear the day 13 year olds are on reddit You may have been all O_o but I was all like Orangereded you on stream Erm... how else do you get it? oak park? ( Exactly. When does 'respect' enter into watching one commercial TV offering over another? What could that POSSIBLY have to do with someone else's surgical accessories?! Any kind of music? Oh god, I rarely upvote or downvote on reddit, just a lurker. But this time, I have to upvote this cause it literally made my eyes go I would have thought they were hoping to perfect it with the first game You gotta give 'em the CRAAAAAAAAZY eye Spinning discs generate heat? Had to check twice the gap between his legs This thread is all sorts of weird. So you didn't save documents for couple weeks? In Europe ?? i dont know if it really matters what happens to them after they are killed ... So its technically illegal for me to use? The worst part about this is, I have NO ONE I can share this with. I should go post this on Facebook ( ...Where would they get it from? I think my driver is screwed up; He drove off without me! What the fuck am i seeing Raiding other guilds? Stealing bosses? But... that's so very capitalist I have no clue what he means ;o u sexy mofo!!! <3 dont make me bring kiwikaki's hell again Double standard much? That sounds pretty amazing. I may have to go to Fort Collins some time to try them out. If you have a partner.... why are you on okcupid? I really, really want to switch to Gentoo. I primarily use Arch, and I've been using Linux for about 5 years now, so I'm not a *complete* noob, but I can't get gentoo up to a working GUI desktop, and I must've made atleast 20 attempts by now. great job, you guys should play a show in chicago!!11!1 maybe open lollapalooza WHOA!!! Firstly... ... Holy shit. I'm profound. What's wrong with piercing ears wow, I was going to post something about when/how we get a trophy. good think I did a search first. I didn't realize it was such a bad thing to ask about. That's book pornography right there. O_O Where is this store again? some british dude told me the other day to disregard the daily mail Oddly enough I had a strange reversal. I had the healer blaming the dps for the wipe when he/she stood in the giant purple circle of death, TWICE! Oddly enough he/she was a heck of a lot better tank then healer. Oh crap! I have a WMD in my bedroom?! And you held a grudge since? Heil Andrew? IT WILL BE DONE AH! Get out of my head. oh shit, I must be a conservative! Every comment in here is a continuation of the Comsole Argument. Even by OP! Oh Crap! I have a WMD in my pants! Had to wait for the flash 3 times. When I saw it... Jesse? Is that you? Umm no it doesn't? how can they be your favorite band and you don't know they created float on You've been stalking me I see. you've found the equator in a flat world! I'm sorry but I'm not sure what you mean Someone on that site actually said that they thought it was one of the worst shows on tv. This is some epic shit Somethings fuckey with the audio I wish I could could quit my job and just do this all day! Doesn't pay the bills though I'm 4 minutes into it and it's still just as good as it was when it started...wait i'm glad i'm not the only one that caught that. Now imagine watching it on acid Now imagine watching it on acid Well done, sir. I laughed so hard, I now have coffee lodged into my sinuses! For whatever reason, R. Lee Ermey voiced your comment. And all the earth and its billions of tons of stuff is just a fraction of a rounding error percentage of what the universe is made of. HOW DO YOU KNOW I LIKE THE GREEN ONES?!?!?!?!!? *CUumz.jpg* I'm a bit confused about your analogy. Can you elaborate? Are you equivocating drunk driving to drunk sex? But they are immune I tried to switch up as well (I'm left handed but mouse with my right...weirdo ambidextrousness) and found it discomforting I hope she had a shower after that performance Thats the subreddit equivalent to that Jamie marsters girl While this is one of the shortest stories, it is certainly one of the best. Inception i think this man deserves a "hand shake?" Dear sweet jesus that's a handsome face Actually this is Frank, you got me! Outrageasaurus never existed! How the hell do you type that symbol? The closest I can get is 0_0 or o_o or wow - I read this question - contemplated it... gave it a I said they were different and you just showed that so 3334 puppies. no such luck I like how they played porno music when she was licking the jar your dick appears to have a steel tip. Up until last month, it took me years to realize they're not supposed to be squares I think this may be getting downvoted because the statement sounds like Overdrive_Ostrich thinks the rhythm method doesn't work. Just to clarify, I think what I didn't realize that this was a chain and when I saw this I was like " hey, you don't know what they're being injected with... Whoa. So much work went into this, I wish I could thank them personally. I'll be using this a lot, theres a few nice walks they have mapped out right by my house too. They even have the amount of stair sets, and individual stairs for every single place. Not bad at all, didn't turn out a frankenspliff like my first one lol, also whats with everyone not using roaches? Seems like a waste to me Lots of time on their hands That's fucking funny. The nom nom was amusing enough but that You're executive chef at the White House... and you're using bottled salad dressing? You miss shaky cam? are they selling those at guitar center too? :O !!! Boy am I glad I just took care of business, that could have been very bad! DVB has something to do with networking ? wow Wowwww man 24/7 what do you do with them Yep, I really don't know why BMW ALWAYS has that I checked twice if this wasn't circlejerk, still finding it kinda hard to believe If your mom knows that you read reddit regularly, and she posted pictures of herself on /r/gonewild that are identifiable as her anyway.... it sounds to me like she wanted you to see that shit. Holy shit, Mum? Hot damn that's a beautiful face Jesus .... mysterious, mesmerizing eyes 0{ It's waxy, and I will never eat Yoplait again holy damn, you weren't kidding Even that is highley unlikley to cause such a temp Holy shit... hahahah yeah the McD worker would totally be like I may actually pray that it's a forum filled with trolls, which then causes me to accept a religion. And then... I am the trolled. According to the article, that is indeed her real name. is this real Hi bowl of cereal.... God, their ice cream special where they have like a gallon of each flavor - I want to eat it, but I don't... Do guys really do this? It's like a facelift...for the back. dude, awesome post. Why aren't you more excited then What were you doing in her closet?? Incredible looking woman **and** a clean room‽ uuhhhh... First I was like "Hold on, let me kill myself so I can get my anti-air class.." First I was all- Free rent in Munich? Wow that looks delicious I heard that white lighters are bad luck, but then I have friends that used to live elsewhere that said red lighters are bad luck. The funny thing about the white ones though is that if you buy any lighter with a graphic on it...it is actually a white lighter in disguise So that explains the zombies trying to french kiss me! /pats PoodleRapist On the back... Wait a minute...(steps away) Not any problem on my iMac here Stupid people are everywhere Got me a chuckle. Actually... I think this might be my current housekeeper... ADDENDUM: What frightened me even more was the fact that SHE WAS IN CHARGE OF MAKING SURE I GOT PAID. I can swim in it, so it's not a chunk error. It makes black splashes... I wonder if the black sheep really are black, or were the hapless victims of a horrible ecological disaster while bathing. Who would ddos a mumble server? WHAT ? Does it exist any ROM in Spanish My favorite part is when they were bragging about how they abused their kids... ???? They are identical The downward frog pose is a beast of a stretch What the fuck?!?! Uhm, not at all. A simple wall with an overhang around your house would have done fine Herp derp chameleon Why didn't you vote for your own answer? Scariest shiznits eva.. Yeahhh, I find that more disturbing than nuclear bomb tits... you know, I could have gone my whole life not knowing that Dr. Seuss is creepy and therefore enjoying my childhood memories of his books. Thanks for that OP. Are you actually able to have that many apps on your phone? There's supposed to be a number in brackets after the title of your post A popnmusic controller I had a shrink prescribe me that shit. I went online and was all That's awesome. Several months ago I had a really hard day. I never drink, but I finished off the tequila and the rum (there were only about three drinks in each bottle) and was considering starting on the vodka when I decided that's not how I wanted to handle things and went running instead. Drunk and in the dark. Just for the day? Mess up pin number. "They think I'm trying to commit fraud Biggest problem is, the video has copies on youtube, like the one we linked. One with over 500k views, and others with 10k+. it's even been autotuned That's... uh... really disorienting. [](/wtf" .. Why not just printscreen? Damn! I was cracking up watching this, but then mid‐laugh I realized I'd had a very similar field trip when I was a kid, though I ain't black. I wonder what else I missed out on as a kid. jesus, that is fucking scary. cctv watchin me get brain I sure hope not... What pic? I myself cannot understand why people dance, especially in public. It just doesn't make sense to me, maybe it's because I've never tried it? Just don't look behind the curtain! Stab? 60's suave? Gotta admit, I have no idea what that is. Today I learned about balut. NSFL. Why on earth would someone mess up an image with JPEG compression before saving it as GIF? Just to make the image blurry and the file size 10x larger? Spearing? Okay, this is creeping me out, I'm almost starting to think he's not a robot Oh holy shit I see some bones Hooooleeey Here's me seeing this: o_o... I was checking out at the hardware store, and the woman behind the counter was speaking to us in a british accent about how she was writing a book about egypt. A guy with an afro walked in, and she points at him and says "Oh sir, I do love your afro-puff, it looks just like a lush green garden!" Then she asked us if we liked her fake british accent. I mean't just the architecture but ok, obviously it's all dirty nazis fault He looks like Quinn from dexter in this photoshop from canada and... they have a religious affiliation? I'm not making a snuggie Yet if we were able to travel through the center it would be a shorter travelled distance than it is to fly over the surface of the Earth. link pls I was in a bakery/café just a month or two ago with my boyfriend and his family. We'd just come in from the cold and it was very busy in there. I was standing, looking at the selection, sort of rubbing my hands together in front of me, when a lady passing by me says to me (in French) "You look like you're praying!" with a silly grin. I said, confused, *what?* (I speak French but it was very noisy so I couldn't understand her) and she repeated in English, "I said you look like you are praying!" I just looked at her like, What kind of car did that use to be? i see what you did there auriem Are you so sure? So if you have a weapon, but come up with a good excuse for carrying it, are you off the hook? Oh... How do you smoke from it though? > Video games and porn. The porn laws here are How would that even work? Wait, a right shift? What's that turn out to be? There were cameras in the 1800s?! Mary Asher's backstory creeps me out What's crafting recipe for diagonal blocks? Wow, the actor reminds me of Drusilla from BtVS This gives me wood I'm still not able to find it. "This is really happening, this is not err, computerised shit ..." We had a *very* old substitute teacher that was always very nice, but one year she came in and her smile vanished as soon as she saw the new Japanese kid. She started yelling at him and then told the entire class her Pearl Harbor day story (by the only telephone in town, her mail carrier boyfriend was killed) and why Japanese people are evil. i see only curves. Holy F'ing gingersnaps! So... wait Just got to the canal road tunnel? Maybe it was so tasty, it's part of the... *insurance file* It just stops the live stream says not enough bandwidth for some reason, I should have the same amount of bandwidth as before though Oh, it's working fine for me. I might be able to hold one of... But four of them? OK... He could have said that. Guys! You need to download harder, i'm getting full speed Oddly enough thats 1 letter off from my last name So weird. I just saw friend post this picture of her dog on fb and now it's on reddit Dudes? Really? Someone Gaussian blurred your cat I know there is a lot of mac bashin going around, but from someone like me who has desktop pc and a macbook, having both options available is great. I would never buy a mac to play games (although it's getting a lot better) but the steam play option is a fantastic idea! The app store is cool for the same content available the iphone and ipad and what not, but hopefully steam will incorporate mac versions of games that already exist like cod4, ut2004, spore, sims3, etc. All of which I own on steam, and have cracked versions running on my mb yeah, he got even harsher in the response to this one Are those leopards? Has anyone actually seen that app in the this web page called mapper? Awesome one of my friends tries to sing to songs even if he doesn't know any words except maybe the chorus or random lines in the lyrics. He does this while tapping his hands on the steering wheel and mumbles the rest of the words. it seriously pisses me off more than it should, cuz he likes to sing loud, so when he does know a line, he like yells it then continues to mumble until he knows the next line. I purposely try and choose songs he most likely has never heard in his life just to avoid it... but the loud tapping persists He clearly states in the post she hasn't left yet... ...I need to learn how to knit that... Whoa, your name is boss1000. I knew some kid years ago whose name was boss1000. ???? At first I was like, "Yeah right, this guy isn't that good." Then I was like OMG why did you say that!? I bought myself a small jar of Nutella to put on a peanut butter on a slice of toast as a reward for my good work...now I want to add banana to it. We need a NSFAP (Not safe for arachnophobic people) warning on something like this. Where can I play Family Feud online like this? Damn, Rogue grew up. I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS GAME I'd imagine your arms would get really tired Probably James Earl Ray, unless you're trolling. Whoa. I didn't know map editors were this sophisticated I woudnt like to sleep right above my kitchen I can barely get a "ya'll" out of my mouth before my coworkers give me the Sup with the italics? Yay. The crappiest entry in the series gets a reprise And how did you manage to get that from the above statement? I'd say I want more but with what they have been doing with sonic over the last couple of years. She's so.. stereotypical Next teachers will begin to use computers is there a difference between steak n shake and johnny rockets? aren't they both old dinner themed restaurants famous for serving burgers fries and milkshakes? This is awesome. I cannot believe this is real A flood lasting forty days...*and forty nights?* good point. I actually dated a girl a couple years ago who was freaked out by her own vagina... wow this is INTENSE! I went out with a bunch of finns in New Zealand, holy crap they love to drink thanks :) haha, naw, not a debbie-downer, I definitely want to be safe. Last thing I want is to cause any serious injury or, God forbid, death! However, I just cannot help myself in this aspect! It's been our favorite pastime I dunno what I was expecting, but a Superman Shield wasn't it ...what was the stick for?? Little Monsters is the reason I never dangle my feet over the side of my bed What was that? An Asian driver in Western Washington? Color me surprised. Sorry about you getting rear-ended.....hope it didn't happen on Capitol Hill. Your name is offensive on multiple levels. I like it That's what I was thinking. I was pretty stoked when I got mine for email verification. So... where does *YOUR* milk come from? I can't watch it from my iPhone. it's almost to the number of upvotes that the comic shows he has a look on his face like he saw you in the shower. You know, like this: Yeah there are--I was using the random button the other day and found myself in r/poopsandwiches. She didn't say it was **laser** vision. Sheesh. You can get rid of negative karma by deleting comments? Holy shit I have lived with women almost my entire 4 decades of life except for the 4 years with my absentee father. Women are still wolves at any age, it's just harder to see the mental scars is all. String in the center? they are both right Holy fuck, Steel Battalion for Kinect? That looks like an amazing concept All I've noticed since updating is worse performance. Yeah me too. Creepy Oh god you don't have this? Diablo 3? I get a clean shave with a cheap Phillips Norelco ($45 at K-Mart). Keep it for a year, then buy a new one. It's cheaper than buying new shave heads (which cost more than the razor at $55 Are you hitting on me? dood, no offense but her hip looks detached I just posted a comment that I thought was funny and wake up to 170 upvotes and orangereds. Is that the HTML 5 logo? I read this as "educate yourself before you juggle". In NYC its called a Metrocard.... way to go creativity.... lol... although we use magnetic strip cards and not rfid chips...so we can't take the chip out and implant it into our skin and just wave our hands over the sensor that is one fugly icon indeed, I reverted all mine back to the old one until they come up with a better one, what happened here Apple? How did this get approved? Not particularly difficult....although it's a little odd why he would bother rolling it into 7 blunts.....why not just roll a giant 7g blunt? O_o over $4/share increase over last year? To be honest, my solution in previous years was to stay at home If you're buying LYAH, then why buy it at a discounted price? "Bull" is older than "bullshit" and not an abbreviation of it? So you make a city of Aliens and try to kill each other? sucks to bu I used an m14 with thermal (no grip) just for shits and giggles one game on summit...ended up getting the 8 kills for a blackbird and 9th kill for a chopper gunner I have a backup program, it just hadn't completed it's initial backup yet. English major as well. Numbers from the air that are imaginary...?? I'm cold, scared and need some Dostoevsky So... They kinda lose information by not using the scanner? You need to meet this dog.... Going through the birth canal must have **traumatized** him You care about the size of his penis... why exactly? Try and focus on the girl Smoke until you're unclear whether your high or not..... I don't know how to attach her picture to this. It was good before Cata? This is a massive exaggeration. 2 hackers per game? It's like every childhood Christmas all rolled into one... Agh, we're the out of towners from Phoenix. Unfortunately, we won't be able to make it, because we both have a terrible case of food poisoning Oh wow. I might have missed that. WTF I was more like I feel the same way about skittles. Sweet Saradomin. ....how many testicles do you have over there!? No Render me a 2560x1600 please Aw man, nobody from Nagrand or Dath'Remar I thought it said 12 hour election. needles involved a bully nicknamed you slagathor? No I stay away from shit I'm scared of Wow, I just had the misfortune of reading comments written on the article itself, leaving to wash brain now.-------> I'm always kind of I stole this from a post the other day about nerdy jokes. ...There are only three strings on that guitar I laugh and try to decipher it. I wanted bigger boobs then when I gained weight I got bigger boobs My game eh? Does that mean I can give it to all my friends for free? so sharp And then I ask "why do you care who my friends are?" Didn't the knife disappear? Because then, you know.. in your version... This is terrible wordplay Genius. What did you mask out there? The wine? are you preparing her for when you get divorced and angry? dont forget excision ... First gaming cake I really found impressive No, no I don't... Oh wow. Fuck that. Well good then, lets fucking cake it up. He chose to make it public haxxers dont spawn processes or create traffic Including yourself? But what if it's not all right?! Wait what? WHY DOES THIS EXIST? My best is only like 23 or something like that, but a guy I'm subscribed to on Youtube pulled a 101-1 on a ground war domination game Maybe I'm particularly dense, but I'm not sure what you're meaning, or how I was supposed to arrive at the conclusion that even one particular Israeli might be descended from them. am I the only one that thought your lamp looks like a boob? trees is among the default subreddits? 2007 is missing he also used the word "realised" with an 's' and typed cheers. wow, the end of the world will be on my birthday. There are so many of them At first I was like whah, are you guys mentioning flashdrives or portable harddrives? > do you mean if i try to transfer anything more than 4GB in size to the portable harddrive i will run into some sort of issue I had to google that. I assumed it was something to do with the Castle TV Series. That's pretty crazy. I guess I was missing out then when I didn't try CoX or CO out! Damnnnn 105 in. screen NYAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! Who's that? Why would you ever, ever use binary search wait... where does it say he's gay? what is that underneath the flab of his fat, and above the lining of his pants?! My sister went to school with President Obama (they both went to Punahou). Granted he was a couple of years older than her, but still. She laughed when she first heard he was getting into politics (way before he became President and all). Not sure why, but there you go. First time in years I've actually Speaking of eyes...HUBBA HUBBA!! I just looked it up, that shit came out 7 years ago *looks at postguy2's boner* Most of them are clothing companies. My high score says mine with 200 is highest. oh my holy god sweet mother of jesus what is this and why does it exist At first I was all, "Meh, the guy just had a bad dream 'cause the cat was crying a little." ...Then I got to the mirror part. who took the pictures is what i'm wondering. I'm rather peeved that there isn't even a way to contact Media Molecule directly. Not via their corporate website, nor through littlebigplanet.com. Seriously? Move to SF and get another raise Who are the last four guys he shoots? are you the boss of everyone in CH??? uh uh. no way am I feeling guilty about that show! I do however feel guilty about how many times I've masturbated to Bill Compton though. I really like your tattoos. WW doesn't need jungle runes though WTF they unpacked an airplane, bolted it together, then flew it around? I thought he was dead. I was wrong! Join us I'm confused by your statement. Are you implying feminists are being obsessed with every other women needing to be a feminist? no shoes at work? Why does a bank have a drive through? This page made my mind hurt, its like some unholy work that must be completed..im sickened to say that he has to finish I don't want to trip I created my first portal, went into the nether and got terribly lost. Once I finally found my portal again (I wound up collecting over a stack of both types of mushrooms), I went through it and was placed in a part of the map that wasn't even generated yet, standing in a portal that I did not build. I tried going back to the nether and out again, but the same thing happened. Luckily, it wasn't far from my base, so I tore it down for free obsidian. At first I was all ; omfg, more. The part where it screamed was my favorite Legion of the Creepers. Sounds like a horror movie. And cops accept that as a suitable replacement? I was there on new years day as well "Well that's not very impressi------hooooooly shit Holy crap! They invented rabbits that hatch from eggs now? Definitely makes up for that embarrassing handball on the line *Her* Gigantor But... what was the 58th death? I was thinking the same thing... and it's phuggin fast as hell too I'm on PS3. And yeah drop-in sucks. I enjoy watching all 5 players join the rush when they chose to be a defenseman. WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?! You can just download the swf Hmmm, didn't think of that, that could work. It would be kind of awkward though if she responds "What's Strabismus?" and I'd have to explain So . . . Their reaction when they got to the redstone trap is exactly how I interact with redstone devices. It's all Totally possible I missed something o_O, but I searched for swf in the page source and didn't find anything obvious. o_O Nor can I find a download button on the page. o_O Do you have anything helpful to offer, or are you just going to assume I didn't even think of downloading it? I'm wounded. Deeply. Probably going to cut myself while listening to Hawthorne Heights now. That, is freaky. Either the person is wearing tights that are on too tight. OR the wrong sized undergarment. Either way, I wonder if this person realizes they look like a muffin butt. Consecutive order beginning from the last item? Holey shit. o_O Don't come crying to me because you don't know how to use a web browser. ( I'm in LA but have family in Boston. Community up there is so small I have no idea how to crack it was your body made by Michelangelo? Cause I'm sure only someone with a gift from heaven like him could have made such a perfectly sculpted body! The face, bra's, perfect small rounded breast... Female incontinency? Or frag grenades. Everything else (claymore, C4, throwing knife, semtex) you can by double tapping Y. The frag thing is kind of stupid though.. Yeah, I pulled the pin, but I didn't release the spoon It's nice, but its damn cold. I live in Michigan now and I can't possibly imagine being *colder* than this examples? Any advice for that then? ^_^;; Or am I doing it again? Is every question a request for approval? Dude I had some 90 minute and brought it to a party. Couple of my friends had it and were all o_O at first sip....and then all mind = blown Nope, but that wasn't the point. The point was "oh... I watched the ad like this I'd let you "goo" me DLC is online support? Dead Space 2 is 2 discs long on the 360 You can stack sunfires again? Wait, so you wind the string up - then down on the peg? I think there are lots of reasons for you to hide 'pillowRapist' my childhood Son, I am disappoint. Go to your room and think about what you have done. Is she in Utah? Because it snowed last night. No, they don't. the United States is home to the *entire world's* population of overweight people. Ditto that's it. And that scene freaked me out Man, an enemy can be literally directly in front of me, as in I can't even walk forward without bumping into them...yet my shot will still miss And then you are brining to light the reoccurring pattern, thus creating an entirely new pattern. did you miss some of the old building signs with "gotham" on it in New York? Confession: I creeped your comment history trying to figure out if you're one of the male Honolulu Redditors that I know IRL. Nearly shit a brick a few times thinking you might've been. Then saw that you are female. Crisis averted. Although you and I do seem to have bizarrely similar taste in the threads we've frequented (this isn't my main acct, which is why my comment history is bare). "that picture sight" ... tell me where to get one... now History 1301. Learning about the Salem witch trials when a guy sitting behind me raises his hand and asks, "If magic is real?". This is such a huge TIL, I don't even know how to accept this. so you play an n64 game on a wii with a gamecube controller This wigs me out, and I'm a [0]...... No regrets here...she did splits In asian markets, you can get this garlic chili paste that's really good. It comes in a red capped glass container and I think it's called garlic chili paste Glass dildo you say? I have not heard of this No doubt. 35mm f/1.8 DX $400. 35mm f/1.4 FX $1800 OMG. Please delete this comment, I really do not want to think about that possibility. What the---THAT'S MY LOCKER COMBINATION!! I haven't actually made a castle yet. This is inspiring me. I clicked thinking ok castle structure and then i was like it says you support the protagonist. It's usually how it works I thought it was bad here, at least we don't have to pay cabbies with stars right... because the vulcans could have done something in their primitive ships against the borg Guilty of this last night at my friend Kacy's house hmm... so instrumental music is bad? I had to go back in twice more, and on one of the time some guy saw me and I was like.... wow, nice. it keeps going to fail immediately for me. I am not touching the keyboard and unplugged my mouse. I laughed the whole time The most interesting part of the whole thing is the way he holds his pencil. How the frick does he draw like that? I thought this was going to be a video of the Sedins doing some crazy street hockey trick. oh dear god.... Looks possessed Coming from the half of the species that names their penises. Never in my life has it occurred to me to flush them. Yes. Had completely forgotten about the CRT filters. I don't get it >The pope is the head (leader if you will) of the catholic church. Take World youth day in Toronto for example. That was a hell of a lot of Pope worshiping going on if you ask me. And do you not see people lining the streets wherever the pope is and they are crying, holding on to their babies up over the crowds in hopes that this man will touch them and "bless" them? Ya... They don't worship the pope at all... silencio The fireplace right next to the computer made me I told my six-year old daughter to brush her teeth. She fixed me with a steely glare and said "Men like you are the reason I left Finland." Thank God I saw this thread. I love EUII, and after reading this I just had to go on Steam and see the prices for EUIII, and I just happened to stumble on it during an 80% off sale. But, thats below absolute zero bare hand hunter you have 2229 points with the added excitement factor, I'd expect 5 minutes instead of 20.. I just realized I forgot how to do the german accent ... the Reddit headline says $200, the article says $200 million... and the article page title says 0 million Then complain about the article not the title My Boxer caught a used tampon in the Wilds Of The Upstairs Bathroom once, and proceeded to vomit it all over the carpet. Especially considering it's all CRTs or .. did they? weird cuz on the bottom I though that the picture on left was the better looking picture but then after reading the caption I slowly convinced myself that the picture on the right looked better. I just don't know what to believe anymore. A digital rectal exam is NOT part of a normal physical for a 26 year old most cells in our body have died since from when we were born, so in that sense we have already died many times Wow, this is the cookie cutter life of so many women! Why is that a bad thing? anyways if you are right that just proves my original point even further Oh the memories...Glad i stopped WoW, that RNG really pissed me off. Imagine the rage if Fungal Growth had a chance to be resisted is it bad that i read that as "vinyl panties" at first glance? Flip from this to Chugbleach's image and they all look like blue aliens for half a second. I knew of this for a long time, but never even use it now that I think about it. It is useful, but without using it for so long I'm not sure I could get used to actually putting it to use... While I would love to see more pictures of hot guys on the frontpage... this man terrifies me My recommendation? We make one Jeff Bridges? Oh damn ..... hunky guy Go watch the movie Chaos Theory. The story line is surprisingly close to what you describe You're exactly my age, but you look so much older than me... 3 up and 3 down. It is. The content is agnostic??? EDIT: I should most likely be posting on this account I don't understand the book one either.. Unless you have a high standards Ass to mouth? ALUMINIUM FOIL It looks like I'm just unlucky In 8th grade I had just started dating my first boyfriend ever. We would talk for HOURS every day after school on the phone and one day he didn't call me until nighttime. When he finally did call I jokingly said 'Why haven't you called me you bastard?' and he hangs up the phone. there's a mean girl 2? Agreed, but I would say that about universities in general You think the people we elect (or would elect) are the most qualified for the job? YOURE GOING TO DIE OH, my bad! he was on freaks and geeks, one of the best shows ever Nice try, *Soi Fon* That's a girl? ah crap. lemme bookmark this. Im already home. Thanks so much for the Pure Bladestone! It means a lot to me. This is my second character I've gotten to over SL170 and I never had a chance to make a Sharp +5. DUCKFACE! from the clips/trailer it looks mega creepy. This has nothing to do with the exceptional AmA topic (thoroughly informative and very well answered btw, thanks for doing it) -- but is your dog named after two tennis players Andy Murray and Lleyton Hewitt? me too You must be both aldor and scryer That was written really well I remember I told my friend about it and he went with me to get his first booster pack. The rare he got was Widowmaker Oh my... Of a *standard redbull*? You don't see how her religion matters when she said "I'm uncomfortable with him in my room while I'm here because of my religion"? What waked you up? Size 17? You mean besides the subscriptions I already have? Yep. It's pretty outrageous that some dude's fucking hair is worth more than my family You are, of course, correct dude, the corn smut. Holy fuck, who knew they would turn rule 34 into a food? Yeah I hooked up with a chick that was engaged and the guy didn't mind her hooking up with other guys, as long as she videotaped it Definitely doesn't smell like skunk. Love it in what way? Almost all of reddit disagrees with this, and around 90% of everyone I have met in real life (and mind you, I'm in the Conservative South) also disagrees with this. So how, and where, would this *not* be controversial? i though it related to the sensory stimuli of the phallus resulting from mechanical abuse of the Nintendo circuits Yeah dude, sometimes I feel like MW2 was BO's beta DOKKEN!! \m/ She looks like Kevin McAllister's mom Well, I've never been called that before. How come? There is nothing where did that church come from BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BACONBACONBACONBACON**BACOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** -_- TIL they've been working on this bridge for six years, and I never heard about it until now. ` I wish we could just get on to learning. I don't give a fuck about anyone anyways. I have never seen these before. i had been eating and when i saw that i literally spewed soup onto my laptop. The perfect satire of the "pills fix everything" mentality that our society seems to have... unless this author actually is a lunatic You sign a contract to go to university? they could put them on a map just like sex offenders.... This happens? it's only sad because you seem to indicate that the military is relying on insurance payouts rather than security Those eyes... I feel like having the stock on his sternum like that would kill him if he actually pulled the trigger. You're *in* the milky way... Forget her eyes, where are her nipples hehe. me too! though i've been having a wonky cycle since i decided to accidentally take month off from my BC. (went travelling, didn't get enough refills OOPS!) This is the first month that i haven't spent a week in the middle spotting but its also the first time my periods been late. i was like ... O_O .... O_O .... Every week ... Can you make that into a 1900x1200 wallpaper? It would be sweet .... Holy shit! That was...awkward. 15 Supercarriers? He added me as a friend in game, and then removed. I was like: Bookeeper isn't bugged go on ... haha, thanks. though, i had nightmares days later of her reacting to what i'd said differently: "Actually i was just admiring your sister's necklace". The first time I saw a pic of her as an adult, I was like Indeed ... User Mode Linux running in User Mode Linux ( how does that work out for you? If that's common, then what's rare? That looked pretty darned effective to me. I'm sorry, but she is right! Only because you didn't read the science articles about movement inducted fat moving towards the legs, doesn't mean everyone should be doing this stupid running thingy. I mean.. it's clear.. when you shake something everything goes to the bottom That woman must have been huge, because a friend of mine is 5'5'' and about 200lbs of fatty curves, and she can fit into GAP jeans just fine Actually he looks like he has to poop. if villain has a good chance of having AA on AK8 then maybe check raising 88 isn't the best of ideas. There is a Five Guys in Dinkytown? ...are you me? do you have proof that you still dont have If it's not a drug test, why worry? Shouldn't make any difference medically. Mind you, the smoking does seem to be making you paranoid Vindictus.....The tokens oh the token system The string has clipped me twice in the same spot and it's a very tiny bruise, just turning a bit blue. I dunno how hers got so big. The cheese sticks with sauce inside of them is what really made me crickets? seriously? I mean how would they explain that? wtf haha, thanks much. I wouldn't blame you on thinking it to be a horrible idea otherwise. I definitely would not be a fan of "legal" wallhacking never. anyone else on here? Smoking plant matter is more dangerous than heating aluminum What does the word "fellatio" taste like? Was not expecting that WAIT THATS ZOOEYS SISTER MY GOD Those eyes .. Yeah, the bible is real dude! We've got a zombie guy that walked on water who could have rode a unicorn while fighting a dragon. What?! You believe in *EVOLUTION*?!?! Now, that's just *crazy*!!! Single Payer/Public Option is actually rather popular with the public it's that easy? Dude, we're talking about a flash game. Also PCs where not invented for gaming either. There are a lot of games for the Mac today and many of those have low hardware requirements so even the weakest Mac can run them. You are saying one should not play these games because Macs were not intended to be gaming devices? oh my gawd What the hell? Good story but... An unfair poll? *ON THE INTERNET?!* Matchmaking Aha, I can dig that. My work is pretty much all building bridges between two or more systems/technologies/continents and I was having trouble imagining what life would be like with no documentation Toronto, Canada: Train did not almost kill me An online poll? *THAT MEANS NOTHING?!* You can't make laws against stupid. *? Likewise! Though I've never commentated before, so it could go very poorly a smart yi won't hit that I lold at this a little too much. Yep, i agree. It protects your laptop's keyboard from being killed by gaming also Ok downvote away....but the kid shot his dad's almost full-term pregnant fiance in the back of the head while she slept. Then he got on the bus to go to school like nothing happened. Thinking about this post blew my mind. Wow Where do I send my CV?! So /bin is not in your path? those people look exactly like the people from 100 feet.sme room and everything. It is not homework. I was just curious what other peoples thoughts where because I was to young to remember. This is mesmerizing to look at. So.. many.. M60 kills 1940s is "ancient"? I didn't notice the man with the baby in the back and I thought the lady in the bikini was the OPs father. wow this is probably the first time i see a video on reddit that is supposed to be funny, yet it does nothing for me. just a blank ... they recently got rid of the "banknorth" part so now it's just td garden a better question is: How does he know beforehand how big they will be?? Anal Endeavor, lol. Anal... Magellan? recipe please? uh oh Those idiots on the forum really threatened to DDoS Mojang if they didn't release the halloween update? Haha, I read that quote back thinking 'fuck, that hurts my head' You're not quoting me >I am curious, though, to hear why people would use gears if it wasn't for the fact that they give an advantage on hills...? It took me a while to warm up to it, but once I did... What would come after the Space Bomber? Enterprise NX-01? Ahh, my plan worked out perfectly. I'm so good at getting inside of your heads. Now you're all consumed with what actually matters and Reddit. Dem Puppy Eyes. Someone keeps downvoting every comment you make in this subreddit Koreans move to Virginia? Those eyes! ( ** What? I was convinced this was the girl from Scrubs I just got one promo code for being inactive on the US server. I totally forgot about that account Holy shit. Holy crap in a pita. Upvote for last sentence. The rest needs sarcasm tags.... I hope My husband crosses his zeros and sevens, and now I'm finding myself doing it ! HOT POCKETS!!!!!!!!.......so hungry..... ( Omg 6hr lecture? or maybe the free weights ARE the cardio machines Santa is not... real? Gold plated sofas?? at first i was like :/ then i was like Ick! Didn't need to see that! What does that have to do with Cruncher 4-gating or not? Cruncher isn't the manager for ONE, nor is he even a member any more. He only played one game in that clan war anyway. By the Power of Greyskull… How much shift-queuing I'm going to get down voted because I'm going against the hive mind My bottle has never exploded So basicly what this woman is saying is She must wait for a priest? I've watered it down all I can, I can't water it anymore...(I wish I could type in a Scott accent I love the Selection of music on both radio stations, but i feel uncomfortable because Wayne is always flirting with me This whole thread gives me the chills Why, would you prefer it to be a rope? I see what you did there That. Was. Awful. What was the point of you replying to unorthodoxme then? You gave enough care about his beliefs to warrant a reply contrary to him. If you aren't trying to convince anyone, what was the point of that post? That is some *clear* maple syrup Oh. home alone watching these There is no response to these words. Only utter shock and No, but I get a little spooked when those mean thoughts come true. Like if I think, "I hope you get in trouble for that," and they DO get in trouble. Holy shit. SEGA DREAMCAST Seriously, if in twenty years they can come up with a way for me to update my computer and not have to restart every friggin' time you will find my head and hands doing this <(O_O<) ^(O_O)^ (> now that's a situation... don't disapprove! it's an honest question What? I've never heard of this. maaaaaaaaybe... I think he was talking directly to her body, not her. $500 is cheap? Imagine having the full library an an emulator for a system that you hear will be released next year. It'd be like having a PS4 emulator and all the games right now. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO HEARRRR!!! WHY ONLY ONE UPVOTE I speak French Well, I'm one of the baby eating atheists, but I just wanted to pop in and... Non-denounce you? Is that even word? Maybe the Princess is into that sort of thing... if anyone is into hookah there is a 18+ plus place in allston called the nile I didn't notice until I read this comment ...Spock was a Mormon? why would you not be comfortable in london? Well, this fad is traveling quickly. And that is quite the beastly win ratio I HAVE THAT EXACT SAME PIPE After reading the title I knew the card in question would be an ATI one. Most ATI cards tend to break within 3 years I thought the same. Then wondered what it was like, so clicked the link assuming it was going to link to that... NO ARTICLE Why would someone have naked pictures of their underage cousin that they would give out to someone else? Guess I made the mistake of going after one that went to JMU & EMU... Wow. My entire town made a Reddit account. Can't say I've ever met that person... as far as I know. I haven't even heard of these I hate you so much right now for making me read that. HOWEVER, do we outsource our tyrannical, all-powerful, absolute President? I... could.... not.... stop... listening Picture 3: DUUUUUUUUDE ** >At this point I think I'd rather just go on treating her like a respectable woman rather than try and 'out' her. If you are keen on useless real facts about asparagus, the only difference between the green and white asparagus is sunlight, green doesn't get any, white does I have women friends... they do not require separate categories of "Women" and "Friends". So your reply confuses me as well I never realised there were people that had an *urge* to go out. I'm getting flashbacks to omegle It's been a while since I've been to a strip club (4 years?), but the times I have gone, I've definitely felt that awkwardness. Not so much for the girls, but because it feels weird to pay for someone to grind on me after grinding on a bunch of older men. As a result, and because my friends and I were always the youngest ones there, we actually got hit on by the strippers and had conversations with them. All of the ones I've talked to were in school... One in particular was going to medical school and was doing it because she averaged $500/night... ** I think you're missing the point that people don't get all I'm 24 and just finished my undergrad IT Instructor. It isn't quite a career yet till I get whatever is next. I enjoy it because it is pretty straightforward as long as you know what you are talking about. Dynamic group of people in your class, and you can interject humor whenever. To me it's easy. To most people they look at me like I will send you some bhut jolokias, yellow seven pots, red savinas, and trinidad scorpions if you really want to see how much endorphin you can make It turned into a standing cat. HOORAY for the AIDS lamp! My Aunt had recently died, and I didn't go to the funeral because of a medical thing. My mom and I were at the cemetery looking for her grave for about 20 minutes because we didn't know where her headstone was. I turned to talk to my mom and trippped, and looked down and lo and behold it was my Aunt's grave (Lyrically) Compared to their other songs? I Followed by @BarackObama. I first read that as "pedobear" You are my hero for your puns. How do you come up with all those? Nah, I have nothing against him. Just thought it was odd that the OP picked THIS cast as an example of "pretty flawless." He even tabbed out during the cast mid-sentence at one point. holy crap look at the upvotes and downvotes on each of his posts. there's like 500 infiltrators already upvoting his rubbish They have different types of birth control. Going off your BC makes your body freak out and multi-drop eggs. You could be carrying twins or higher order multiples for that matter. It happened to me when I went off BC and their dad was "sterile" according to like 3 different docs... Thanks a lot for doing this intensity! I was the last one to make it in, next time I'll sign up earlier and not cut it so close Always OH SNAP! I remember reading this way back in the day, when Pokemon first came out. At the time I was skeptical, but later when I asked a very religious neighbor kid if they played Pokemon, they told me that their mother said it was evil. wow you are scorching hot! Appears not. Horse armor looks pretty good right now. I had no idea about Prince of Persia what the fuck is wrong with these people I'm Brazilian and I dont get it either Sorry if it sounds ignorant but how did you pick out the color if you couldn't tell what it was? lold so hard at the creepy response she had made a drinking game out of this very subject once. i dont remember who won.... We need a clan chat, reddit cc may not want to be bombarded with all of our shenanigans. I'm level 111, 90 in every combat stat except prayer and range (range is 89) chazam can you imagine how fucked the tides would be in this situation? Your floor...it looks like a fuzzy animal exploded all over it. Minutes before the chimp went mad and ripped the dude's face off R U a ritarded? Hahaha! Yeah, I need to find a way to meet other people in my field and really get out there and market myself. I do some freelance work and am currently working with a non-profit, but as I said, I would like a "big girl" job with benefits and all that. I'm getting kicked off my dad's insurance next year What clued me in was how low the "beams" seemed to be... Wow, that was unnecessary. ...what does it even mean I last around the same time, so for me is normal.... But I heard there is 5 minutes guys out there!! TIL people actually say "Marijuana Cigarettes" Wow, really? That's the oldest I've gotten by someone not younger than 10. How come? 45's old enough to have grandchildren. Haha! I had the exact same thing happen to me in the third grade. Except my dad is a physical therapist and my mom is an MD. You don't think Obamacare is littered with corporate interests? Time to put in my 200 hours of skydiving so I can learn to do this! I NEED THIS. Seriously, that's freaking adorable. I definitely want to have a little smoking + tea party. However, I don't really know any entwives IRL, so I might end up sitting there with some stuffed animals and my cat. Hello HuK, no questions, just wanted to say that I really enjoy watching you play. (and i am a zerg at that Lol...Is that Jensen Ackles in that pic? Got a link? Those files are as old as me By their demeanor after the submission of the question. Even then it might be tricky if it is just one instance. For example on the network I privately blog in there's a person of certain repute that has an alternative account. On the former account I had an exchange with her, and the latter account she made an entry asking people on the network to oust Muslims that support terrorists ( ** idra play so awesome im jelly WTF. I thought I was the only one who had experienced these. What goes in does not necessarily always come out.... Great job! It takes a lot of hard work and willpower to do what you did, especially over the course of a year (thats a pound every 3 days lol look at hispanics...im sorry but lol, then look at asians Wow I'm going to be talking about this all the time. I always had this idea in my mind that things were this way, too bad someone named it before I did What PCs are included? I think the most uncomfortable part is the one male doll lol thanks, I must have been thinking sdk/emulator suhweet jeebus, those fucking talons They tried that halftone dot trick on me as a green horn offset pressman. I already had graphic arts experience so I didn't fall for any of that stuff. That didn't stop them from trying;) This was way back too. Late 70s Mine married my sister. I try not to go round to their house too much anymore. I would not recommend you do this, 40 amps of 12v on a single rail is really really dangerous and without any experience these things are just a fire hazard, this is a component for power supply designers not PC builders! (It requires tons of hardware and I've forgone several over current protections and even fuses! A video clip Are you at all aware of the advanced techs in SSBM or the international tournament scene that still exists for it? so if someone has sex with a women when she is pregnant, then he is automatically a rapist, because the baby cant give consent It... It's beautiful.. Ok, I can deal with block numbering... but the house numbering? Did he just eat his own pudding covered hand? fun-dement-alistic interesting. so how does your leet speak make it so you don't actually have to post a link for a link to show up? Men, But you're pointing to the downvote button. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? extremely trippy dragons? You seem to run into a lot of crazy sellers. Actually, for TF2 it's starting to get a little weird. A lot of people can't work from home Recursive comment is recursive. Borrow money on shareholders' behalf to pay dividend to shareholders. O man, I did the same thing. ( listened to them for the first time when I was on acid... LANDSHARKS DO EXIST... couple a sultry foxes i'm dealing with here! I thought that physical hard drive shipment was just a joke That was Tom Waits? ( thank you, that is amazing weird case Wow, transploitation is for real now. Mommas boy. Even if that's true~ past 50 muscle mass decreases by 1-5% per year even in men, they don't make more testosterone, basically anyone who is 55 or older is 100% more likely to have less muscle mass. I wonder if being older than 55 also increases the likelihood of death, we should have a study for that too, spend some big money on it shit, I thought that was just a phantom snowplough "If I knew who my real dad was, I would fuck him." Too much Dead Space for me. I read "red marker" and went I would love a nacho bar Even knowing it's poisoned...I'd eat the shit out of that pizza. I did not know that ok, but why wont it work? Victor Wooten at 4:40. You sleep from 23 to 8? Daymn. I'm glad if I fall asleep before 2AM, and I get up at 7. it was a trap what does Ctrl+click achieve? Woot!? Can't believe that day9 would not even mention a hotkey like that I seen somebody get shot and murdered. I'll never forget that day Yes, first I was like the.. money train? First i was like And we have to drink his blood and eat his body once a week. Graphical User Interface Interface? Great, now I realize I have an office supply addiction. I just like all the colors! Looks more like Demon Batista in that shot lol I agree, it was funny how when they announced Sleight of Hand wasn't going to work for snipers, everyone was upset, but isn't Quickscoping for the challenge? Shouldn't that be a good thing that it's harder to QS in CODBO? You can prove your skill right? I never understood the complaints can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not... I think this is my favorite so far. what neighborhood is northwest bellevue? Kirkland? And to top it off, I personally know a police officer in the Edmond police dept. with the last name of Picard watched from start to finish...could not look away What, you don't want to listen to two nerds talk about colossi for a half hour? ... That Amazon page is the sixth result for me. Funny how the red one says they want to change people being judged, and then discriminates like crazy ..... Was that that guys personal opinion or really how Pakistan is winding up interpreting their law? For me, I was circle and triangle with purple and yellow. The fact that he got the shapes right first was what made me Vigo the Carpathian?! crafty motherfuckers... Egypt protests by taking to the streets. Canada protests by sending out mass emails Wha... I don't see how you managed to infer that from OP's post, were you just looking for something to get offended about? actually not true...at least my mum can roll a blunt I've no clue how this came to be on youtube, nor why it is the first video that comes up on the search You know I just found out what a Diva Cup is 2 months ago? I'm still on the fence about it. Don't know if I want to try it. That is terrifying. Or he's replaced by a robotic facsimile Holy shit, Gordon Freeman is a pussy compared to these scientists. He has a high-tech suit, they had suits made of clear plastic and motherfucking tape. And they're for REAL Damn.... That's awesome Pics or it didn't happ- ( No, I mean I literally went there are others, there have been threads about it in the past Pula mea, Distrigaz sau care-o fi p-acolo... yes but not really waste, i mean i think i am putting my life to a good use Sir, this is currently on the front page... *** I mean, it was more of a joke, but apparently FFX is not as well liked you can get 125$ an hour to make apps like this wtf, thats a firetruck, why is a fire truck killing people in a rush to save people from fire? OH wow, that's a good list. Is... Is the guy in the top row, second from the left wearing *hot dogs* on his head? Oh I know they weren't my sisters, I just read it and I was like Pork butt? They are not. And Americans only spell it "fiance" anyway. But when you're writing it out and doubling the e, then using "him" later.. \ You're comparing a major medical procedure with candy denial? O_O, O_O, Start looking into it now and maybe you'll find a doctor who'll do it by the time you're thirty. Wait, so Kodak makes a film of better quality and it's somehow a miracle of mother theresa? Dihydrogen Monoxide can potentially kill you. really just sounds like the 'hold' function on the dd-3 to me \ You haven't indicated that anyone beside *you* wants him to shut up. You are a strange one. "Safe to travel" Heh, this was a one off ages ago... I need to start working on my wardrobe... I don't have one yet. Yes, I have friends like this. Most people here are like They put the wulffmorgenthaler.com comics *in newspapers*? That's so meta, reddit becomes news. wait, they're kissing and her lips aren't on his Uh where is the last game of the series? Can't find it on their channel. ive gotten gray to black ones I think it's more that people use multiple flushes while wiping and what not... but I don't really want to do a scientific study behind it Why is the snowman hairy? Seriously, how much longer will this fucktard have its own show. America WTF? thank you for this 800 million dollars Monk as a backup career. This changes everything Why did I just read an article about The White Stripes by a guy who never listened to The White Stripes? You were serious Hmm, Is this going to be a 1:1 scale version? All this time I thought she was a boy. You point out that you were brought up in England and then make a criticism which is only valid in American English? Don't you mean "rarely attempt this ploy"? Or else just what are you trying to say this is a lot more complicated then what i did, i mean waaaaaaay more complex. All i did was say the angle between the vertical and the rope was 53 degrees. said that the vertical component was equal to mg. then i did tan theta = o/a and solved it like that holy fuck. your ass. You didn't realize they sold the SNES in North America?! Why is she going down a waterslide in clothes anyway? how did you know? Holy shit, I have 65. Most people toast their bagels... which is why most toasters have bagel slots... Holy fucking shit....I was like It looks like at one point it had hands but it like forced them into his body through the skin or something then the skin just grew back Look. Open your eyes. So therefore.. what? he's racist? wait wait, hipster cat is a HE? id rather not imagine anything skewering my beanbag I used that spot a bit earlier in Domination and got about 8 kills before the three randoms on our team pushed into their spawn and made them spawn all over the place (at which point I got shot in the ass). Hardly anyone even tried to throw grenades I'm curious as to what my fellow Gropaga think of this.....kinda made me go " I should start watching videos for crappy music. It's... surprisingly addicting to watch. Gross, yet I can't... stop... staring. being evicerated by a pool drain is a valid fear. its still bud... This is something I can get behind... Ahh, right! are you that guy from youtube? Toby Turner or something? who does the same thing? It couldn't just be that I prefer vanilla? If I don't take a beating during sex, my relationship isn't 'mature' and I have trust issues? It's.... it's beautiful. of Harkonnen Whats funny is I posted this to /r/pics twice and both times it got downvoted and I got called a racist. These two have GOT to be related. Why is African American in it's own category while South African doesn't have a black and white separation? So the answer to the question is...yes? Giant citizen Kabuto anyone ? Because playing the Giant was a pain in the ass when people were really good with the sniper rifle an erection? cuz that's what this picture gave me No one has ever yelled anything at me while I was running. Why are you all concerned with just a single boob?! I couldn't believe I hadn't heard of this film before... No no. More like Uohh, my god, that is amaz- wait, why is he flying a Rifter? Dear science! do you ever sleep? What ? Do you know how amazing that would be? A buddy of mine has been doing it for about a month. Our circle of friends all still think he's fat. hehe. Don't tell him I said that though. Unfortunately, this might have been a major one time event. How do you say, once in a blue mean type deal? $14,100 now I love hot the black guy is like No tracer darts? You practise Wing Chun? you mad? In accounting, it is not uncommon for interns to actually make much more than new hires because they get paid overtime, while the salaried staff does not. I thought the girls had shaved their hair off total mindfuck I see no driver on that forklift. TIL I have more faith than Bill O'Reilly.... It's called a giringer and whatever you do, do NOT GIS finger giraffe Aren't we all long-term actors in that respect The guy put in a good 40 minutes of work for a $10 tool? -= What kind of an exam did you want the urologist to perform? Pretty fucking weird You almost bothered me until you said rugby. I don't get people who simply DO NOT understand why people find contact sports interesting. It's seeing the next big catch, anticipating the next huge hit that really makes games like American Football and rugby interesting (the contact in rugby I should not have to go through that if I have a "blank" check. Let me guess, you're a Real Madrid fan. Ramos has long hair as well, that must mean he's dating Pepe! Yes, same states... I live in IN and a "welfare" worker saw me give my almost 10 yr old son a sip of mountain dew and had a fit and claimed I was an unfit mother, so I can't imagine buying a child wine with dinner. You asked him if they were real? You have a compass already... and it's made of iron... But you use wood tools. Juicy, right? Those kids freaked me out, they were so dead-eyed It's a monkey with a mask on... you must be a terran Much <3 to sc2casts, responsible for like half my viewership I think What exactly are the HD bars? may be they all will leave What I want to know is why on earth would you need software for a battery charger? Weird... I have an orange tabby and an Acer Aspire as well. I forgot I was reading r/SA, I was about to give the im trippin away lookin at this site... WTF. It hurts my mind grapes...........( Mine is more like that in reverse. I'm thinking about outer space, salvia *12 times*?! wow, you've got some balls on you. I tried 90x extract twice and both times it was a COMPLETE mindfuck. It was like condensing a 16 hour acid trip into 15 minutes I just hope this person is using the garlic butter sauce from Papa Johns or something as lube Question, what kind of humidifier would I use to keep the humidity at 42% there are so many different types A redditor who says he doesn't know the game wasn't broadcast on cable television AND couldn't think of a way to find the game on the internet they dont dump, obviously I'm a late sleeper,... I'd have to go to bed with SPF 1000 on If anything, Jurassic Park 3 is closer to the Lost World novel than the Lost World movie was. Where the fuck did this thumbnail come from? Wait, in high school I wore chaps t shirts and jackets my old cat did this too. So weird haha, ye I see that now. It's a joke people... I didn't actually get that it was a shameless plug for shirt sales at first... I think you're on to something there. Humor. As a weapon. What was the first book made out of?! That's expensive! So that's how the talking shredded wheat are made It's... hypnotizing Oh, ok... DUH. Apparently I've been watching far too much Supernatural or something... all that came to mind when I tried to imagine what a non-paper book would be made out of was *skin*... Gah! That is a seriously shitty sign wow i never realized that ash and i share a birthday That's actually his designer breed dog... carrying them in your purse is *SO* 2009. Why are more people sure that homosexual intercourse should be illegal than people who are sure that homosexual marriage should be illegal? It's IMPOSSIBLE to stop watching. The episodes are planned to leave you drooling for more action. Seriously, every episode has a climax in the middle instead of at the end, and a plot twist/device/hook-new situation that leaves you with a sense of urgency to watch the next episode. I'm sure my head will explode when I catch up and actually have to WAIT A WHOLE WEEK for a new episode. a meth lab gets created You think the medical care, pharmaceutical, and health insurance industries in the USA are operating in a free market? woah, long post Geez! Again, I am glad the link didn't work. I'll read comments before clicking from now on. Where is that lighting coming from and how are you not blinded by it? holy shit hairiest.knuckles.ever Your dad shaves at his desk??? Yes, I saw an article like that, too. It pointed out that while most Westerners see pink and red as two different colors with separate names and cultural meanings, instead of simply being red and light red, which is how we see two different shades of just about every other color. I was he's 250 lbs I don't see anything wrong BF2 is a great game, but BF1942 will always be the winner in my heart. First game I ever played that made me go DAMN!!! maybe swimmin is 17 You have different systems in the same country? It says I already have it, when I clearly don't. What gives? are you implying that a 100ms ping is a regular thing in console multiplayer? Wait, there's a whole subreddit Oh, Japan Could someone repost, It was taken down. ( We let our dogs run aroudn all the time. I don't think that's fiction... Which was added in .NET 4.0 know you're trying to front on me I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. Since you posted this there has already been a new google narwhal post. At first I was like They can't be serious.... Wow look at all the drooling internet cretins That's quite an overclock Dude.............................. That pastor intellectually owned that guy every step of the way We have kid at the hospital I work at called Teejay. If you were able to type this sentence I guess you snapped the numpad or you typed this with the virtual keyboard hot damn, I can only imagine how bad I would look in that position. How do you manage to make it cute? I just logged in for the first time in years because of this...and KoL told me that my account had just turned 7 years old... I told one person about it via chat. You guys are paranoid Vengaboys - Up and Down Why on earth do I need to download some program in order to enlarge the picture neither did the above poster, but he got a downvote I don't have a brother.... I completely agree but then why do I, a straight woman, also very much **enjoy** watching two women 'scissoring'? GEEZUS why do you eat children and sponsor fast food restaurants to make youreself a market for viagra? TIL my company is in the top 5. since she is willing to mention her meds in general i would just ask. "so what do you take?" and then get to why. sometimes it is better to get this sort of thing out in the open. she may actually want to talk about it but feels uncomfortable flat out saying "so i've got bipolar" or "watch out in case i have a seizure." as long as you don't respond with the real life equivalent of Oh holy fscking crap When that happens to me I'm just afraid my foot is going to spontaneously combust holy shit when I laughed at that I HAD THAT LAUGH TOO. Softcore Cock sauce? I think he called himself an animal fucker. I am enthralled Like Rainmaker? Yes, of course, but there is actually a document (the name of it escapes me at the moment) which shows the direct lineage from the British royal family all the way back. Someone actually took the time to do this and it is totally Well, due to the response of other Redditors I must say that perhaps leet is not the best way to type. As being a younger user of Reddit, I am serious though obviously obtuse judging by the nine down votes this received. Forever Alone. i hope the zebra's a lady. i was checking out its ass. Upvote if you're sick of people breaking the intergalactic rules and getting on the front page for it. Wait... Damn procrastination. Same, but with my friend's brother. My grandma's "true story" was that a girl's insides were *pulled out of her vagina*. Haha, that's really interesting! I am from South Africa. I guess the accent is a little weird! I picked Black because I don't want to be seen as racist One of my favourite albums ever and how come i haven't seen this before? *normal normal normal normal..... No, I mean it this time... Take me home...... Lol, that is not a trials bike, Thats a downhill bike, an expensive one too the frame alone is 1500$ "...effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death." ~~No its not. Does that bottom can with the red cap say "Cake Farts Cleaner??" I hate beets... Good bear, good... I read this in a Commissioner Gordon via The Dark Knight voice. Those numbers seem oddly low. your username makes this comment.....disconcerting..... You're happy because you like male chickens? Okay... I'm pretty sure her church was just hoping for her to blog about this so they could get more publicity. LOL definitely, I'm dreading it It's as though only her face and upper torso/arms are in 3D. The 2h video was so helpful to me, I've never even thought about building before. Watched all 2 hours before even ordering That sheep is like No alcohol before noon on Sundays! Cannot unsee There's a man inside that bear suit. The bottom half is missing oh my god those fake titty scars are awful Is this a joke? No really...? Who hasn't been believing you? Am I supposed to upvote this, downvote? just I fucked a girl once on a beach. Never again. That's one "mellow" looking narwhal you have there I am so curious... im imagining this being blasted at me at 50K watts... 120K?? I thought it was alliteration Uh... Didn't like coffee before, now I'm a 6th year uni student and pretty much as addicted to caffeine as is humanly possible. It's soOOO GOOOOD! You know, I did not know that it was only in the Philippines that we did this... I knew that most North Americans chose their own middle names, but I did not know that this practice was limited to the Philippines. I just use icecast for streaming mpd Sooo ummm. Ya keep the money i donated as a tip, i guess There's a video about this? whats up with that mosque in top left corner of the pic you suck at lasthitting I don't even see the cg much lately I feel like my eyes have just been raped. All I saw was Omen flashing my screen, and then I went "Really? o_0". Looked up at Omen and Recount, made a Wow, this is amazing. I do hope you realize how special Reddit is when this gets upvoted. Just imagine trying to make the same joke with a group of random/regular people --> I am afraid to ask you how you know this fact \- username suggests you are into horses. how many animals do you have ! I think these are so gross, even though I have them. What if you were kissing someone and boom they pull out what looks like a chewed piece of white corn, and they smell it??? What is Mr Chips doing here? Cause I was just kidding around. That's my newer demonoid account and I logged in and went Was Mr. Bean on House? confusing homemade beef jerky Why the fuck can't people just laugh at the sarcasm? It IS implying that all he did was supply the sperm, not like its really a heartfelt congratulations Sounds like political hot potato. My favourite thing about roundabouts is when by chance every entrance is filled at the same time ( Yeah. I did the system profiler on it and decided to pass it on to a friend who is still stuck in the overclocked G3 days. Towards baltimore?! That's a lot of music Im a freshman in College but thanks. As a non-australian, can you please clarify? I just got a last time i took a dump in the handicap stall my legs fell asleep. i don't even know why i remembered him. Agreed... and derp derp on my part... Wait a minute, did you just commented on his p* size? I've done it tons of times. Holy shit, this looks so much like my cat that I thought I posted this somehow and forgot that I did. ... I've looked several times. Can't for the life of me wonder what you could possibly be worried *about*. There's 85 levels. I'm on 30 after two days. Wow, I just saw them here this past week in San Francisco, they move quick. I know right? I wish there were more options in terms of projectiles and powders, but damn being able to reload was cool. I'm really glad they didn't make reloading a mini game though I usually use reference pictures for anatomy and now I'm not entirely sure the dude in the photo reference wasn't taking a piss. lol but why did i click this in the first place?? ... Hey guys whats goin on in he-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD Amazing progress! Is that your sister next to you? You guys look freakishly alike... Did anyone else notice that if you zoom and unzoom the face appears for a split second at the lower right corner, like it's coming for....... g_ So … people refilling their bottles with _bottled water_ to pretend that they’re not those guys who buy bottled water? You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning. As far as I know there are no ATL-RNO flights. She's definitely hot...but her ridiculously weird brand of humor is hard to see past. It's so weird. I don't even get dry mouth anymore. oh geezuz, don't roll over... How do you do the reddit eyes? the price humblerodent wants cats to be adopted.... Where do the winners work...? that kid in the yellow is peering into my soul Obviously you've never tried it SCIENCE RAGE But the underlying of the song is that he was waiting for her to hurry her ass up. It's kinda like people who play Every Breathe You Take by the Police for their first dance song which is about stalking Yeah but thats all I can think of when I shower in hotels now. did he throw a real turtle?! That ignorant being is simply bitter, angry, & in perpetual state of confusion. Partly due to the names she carries. The meaning of Her first Sheila = blind. Her & her husband last names are the same as leaders of the confederacy. (Stonewall Jackson & Robert e Lee) Comment history? dude >Comment history? eversion was... surprising. not in the least what i am looking for, but it was ... refreshing Good, because she had a creepy short torso in that. I read the title as 'Ducks on the trail', spent ages looking for them, not even high I always heard "Life is but a dream" At what point in the whole process does the master key to the DRM leave the company? u sure u didn't punch it till it learned how to sit on its own? Hopefully they died before they did all that I think I'm in love.......... Wait...you people can feel that? No picture... Phase Four: get raped in prison Yep! I'm ranked #8 in the world! With a 9-14 record This is like the epic closing act of a movie : nods : That can be solved... When you hold in your poop for extended periods of time the results are large ever so thick girths of poop. Is that what you did I totally got it right away. It made me LOL and then I realized that I now have anatidaephobia You we have tons of that shit in the gulf right? I always thought that that was bamboo. Are you fucking kidding me right now? All Primo's shit sounds the same but Dr. Dre's doesn't? ‎(> My husband is reading them out loud in a Russian accent. There are 21 net carbs in one slice of a pear? initial confusion at the single image aside, that's freakin' awesome. i'm super jealous. Yeah, definitely terrifying wtf is 5 diamond chef? i did not expect to see this today C( I am currently playing through the game on Delta and the flashlight seems to be a weapon mod. Ah! The most elegant and complex drawing from you yet! that's the biggest guitar pick ive ever seen Hmmm... When you put it that way I start thinking that I should really go pick up another pack of smokes ASAP. Thats....Thatssss like a adult slide.... Why exactly is CDR broken anyways yea, not sure why i thought it was wind shield... Meth???! Where??!? Looks like the ramps on Scrap Station. ( 30k yuan a month = 55000$ per year. I think he will be ok money wise minus the cuts and bruises, he's..hot. my hair does this too I like it...Except for that bar angle "The Journal of Cosmology averages over 800,000 Hits each month" juggling what since when in the uk was y a vowel? *What.* How is that even possible Ban healthiest way of consumption? Cool, apparently I only need -324 games to be promoted to diamond in random 4v4 Guests cant noob our 1sts any more? Haha brilliant. Also: queerporntube.com -- how have I *not* heard of this yet? I like robots and mecha a lot but when i was watching the video it kind of creeped me out, those robot eyes OMG one time I had this date with this hot fireman (well, there were two, I dragged my friend [she has huge feet huh? ff7 is one of the easiest rpgs out there. If you need to grind you must be doing something wrong can you PLEASE teach me how to do this!?!? you, or whoever does it, would be my hero for all of eternity! And have a chance at beating us? yes. ...and why the interest in why I get myself a parrot or not? Why? maybe try using a different browser. that happened to me in chrome once, opened it in safari and firefox and it worked fine. I just checked it in one of those for a few days and tried chrome again (since i almost always use chrome) and it started working again. Idk why, but it did TIL I have a third nipple. I always thought it was a birth mark, but it seems to match, dead-on. These people aren't so much incapable of critical thinking as they are ignorant. They don't want to hear anything but what they believe. Ignorance is certainly not limited to religion and not all religious people are ignorant but there is a difference between not wanting to hear anything but what you believe and blinding believing something so far-fetched that even children sometimes go "we're meant to believe that? Isn't it the 13th today? That can't be right. I'm still here. How many people hid this post, immediately after viewing that image? Maybe it was Soylent Mana.... Once upon a time. Damn, my birthday is November 12th and I was slightly premmie I want what you're having. What cream was that Everytime i think of Shepard headbutting the Krogan, im like you can beat the game at like level 45 I'm currently online via my ipod... I was happily reading comments about poverty pimps in another thread when i pressed 'back' and apparently clicked on this before it had loaded. I then spent a few minutes staring at my ipod like And now I have the fear I am that friend This is really, really creepy. How do you guys just FIND people like this Wait a second... can't you get HAWX 2 on Steam? You bring up the topic and then get upset by the following discussion? not yet, so far the closest thing i can see is iron deficiency but im still not sure. It has been 12 years. this is suppost to be a thread about how much it sucks not being able to ski, not a thread that makes me even more depressed I can't ski! The bread was 25 cents Damn, people love to downvote you. you're arguing for dps meters and haven't looked at the only dps meter out there You're making similarly stupid assumptions as the police involved in this case Actually, her nose is pretty huge. I'm more surprised that it got corrupted. It's supposed to be self healing and stuff If you need someone to talk to you are welcome to pm me. Im 18 and in my freshmen year of college but I'm always open for a new friend. People in high school suck. And if you cant trust anybody there why risk it? Its not worth dealing with the drama of kid screwing it up for you. Whats with him calling in the guard? *stretches* sure, I'm soo tired though.. do you have steam? I haven't had sex yet, but I definitely will do it a lot before marriage =P lol (IF I get married Indeed I remember the days of coaches going from Istanbul to Antalya You're posting things and it's hurting my brain! ( ^ My ride cant go now. Yeah just tried it and it works. Hell squid. Did you use a triple-channel memory kit with the H55? I find it oddly fascinating to look in the toilet after emptying my cup, it's like a murder scene. yes obviously You mean maybe I've been eating stale Cocoa Krispies this whole time? ( ( Fucking hell. 25 an hr at a bar? Must be a fancy bar. Will we protest our money being used like this? nope This was in the spam folder, no idea why. except i wasn't sorry really Nice, but was it really necessary to make the coloring go backwards? Why not just fix the coloring of the old photos instead? I can't see that link, it's blocked @ work First thing I'd do is get a kitchen... didn't realize underage girls were legal tender in Italy Win and Will aren't from California, they're from Texas old lady at supermarket I accept your challenge I entertained the fantasy of putting a heavily souped-up four banger in a 70's Corvette. If you could work out the transmission, you could get 350 HP and save a couple hundred pounds compared to the iron block they come with. Plus the genius But aren't (a lot of) Movies, Video Games, Popular Sports all there now? Link's in the post, does it not work? You've lost 30 lbs in a few weeks? wait a minute. if you got head and farted on your gf who got mad, then who did you hear laughing under the covers? I thought I was getting a huge carrying case for needles, that had a bunch of needles already inside from my husband for Christmas a few years ago. It turned out to be a huge box of Strawberry Mentos! When did someone sneak in and flim my cat? Woah, what, really? I thought this was a joke. Nope, they're just a few of the many silly thoughts I have. I don't think I'm...actually... teleporting to different dimensions When I watch the Guild, that comes off to me as his character's awkward, asocial personality (pretty much the same as most of the characters, actually). Is it possible that I'm a subconscious apologetic? I tried to find an image on Google images, but all I got were some really creepy pictures of inflamed fingers. and keep on confusing customers by telling them go to the taxi behind them instead yet only to be told the same thing after Sweet Gumbo of Colombo that is terrifying! ah I forgot to put both are fairly young dogs (the lab was a pup, was tiny and now he's not that tiny Holy mother of tabs Why is mine so downvoted? one would think that at age 13 you would have at least been warned about bearded old guys with vans who want to marry you and give you phones... I think I'll be visiting a different-enough place soon enough; I am moving to China exactly a week from today Why do people post on the day of Not good. Not good at all Same and I am in for two if I can get it in another color than black I could say the same about Kotaku...This layout is just awful there is no way to scroll on a laptop ...so don't bring any trees? You really don't think enough citizens would willingly donate to keep themselves and everyone they love from being killed by an asteroid? The idea that taxation would even be a necessity is kind of absurd if you are talking about appealing to NOT being killed by an asteroid. That would be the most popular charity in the history of the world Once she started falling I'm pretty sure she fell through the floor. I didn't see her at all. Hmm, seems like a legit story...AH HA! It was really all a big lead up to their true agenda of...opposing the patriot act? Did Fox's small heart grow three sizes that day? Really? Damn, I've been calling it SlaaO until now. Go on... United Arab Emirates :: I...I... Only once..but,then I realized I was in the wrong place..bunch of hipsters :: Really? That's The polarized plugs are like, My cat likes to bite/nip my elbow when he's hungry and wants food nao. I could imagine a lynx taking a bite out of my arm and eating it if he's hungry. Jehovah's Witness here, i'd just like to say it's reasons like this (among many others) why we don't meddle in politics. People can do what they want, it's up to each person. We don't vote we don't talk politics at "church". Not advertising, but we get lumped with Mormons (because of the door-to-door thing) a lot. But this(politics) is something we differ on...huge. I'm still unsure why mormons WANT to mess with politics. I just don't get it. If everyone is entitled to their own "personal relationship with God" or not, why do they care? If they trust in and rely on god's kingdom so much why are they so intent on influencing man's government? hey sorry, I think I may have put the answer to this question somewhere else Thank you =) I thought I was seeing things! I live blocks away from the proposed Seattle location are you really that ugly? I dont have her phone number and is drunk calling really a good idea? And I thought the Kenyans I train with were fast Yeah, very important. He not only died for our sins... he *suffered*. But really, was it that horrible? I mean, he's eternal for christ sake (pun intended). What's 3 uncomfortable days and a pretend death when you exist for eternity? Some sacrifice that turned out to be isnt this post kind of ironic, cause you say you dont post on reddit. BUT yet this is something that you have posted, thus making you title a lie Rigobert Song is easily the most frightening footballer. He looks like Predator Är han 33 år gammal? Eek Alas...the plant would reverse it's oxygen making process in the absence of sunlight and would start breathing more like you...outing more CO2 and take in your share of the O2...THAT PLANT IS GONNA KILL YA MAN.. I am confused. I speak Hindi and that clearly does not say "fag". I see. I wasn't aware these "tablets" were input devices, I always blindly assumed they were stand alone machines with their own software/screen/etc. The way it was presented made it look like he/she was working magic with a mouse Man, this entire damn thread came straight outta my evolutionary anthropology class. we have a bidet. it's pretty freakin sweet. just dont set your water heater on too hot. or else!!! Viewing a Viewmaster.... O_o Today is my Reddit birthday.............. That HAS to be a troll... HOLY SH-You can hear Lee Marshall. Magneto dated Rogue? You bred RAPTORS ?! This film is another case of "should this be turning me on?" Girls with really long hair do it for me. It's like when I first saw The Incredibles, I was looking at other people in the cinema thinking "Is anyone else noticing that Elastigirl is very, very flexible... where does he get that amazing hat? I think stealing is a very harsh word and the people he "is giving money" don't spent their time on the Internet. The story sounds plausible. What makes you think it's fake? I laughed, then pictured the dogs face You'll notice that it does I'm on a G2 and my phone doesnt show up in market.android.com anymore What's "Thunderdome it" mean? I think getting the console itself is more challenging. I'm pretty sure I can buy a used copy of FFX for a reasonable price. But the cheapest PS2 I found was $60 or so, and I cannot afford it atm O_o ...... Holy fuck! WTF?! That takes some balls. I always assume that semi drivers are murderous rednecks hopped up on meth, deep into a 36 hour drive, without the slightest hesitation to run me off the road without so much as denting their rigs. You mean she'd definitely *nose*tice, amirite? I frequently have dreams about my teeth falling out or loosening. The last such dream I had, my whole palate fell out. I completely agree. That's why I said it was my theory. I mean, how does that not make sense to other people? The hivemind is retarded. Or just extremely unexperienced. It makes no sense that when a guy talks about how he's...GASP...had sex with attractive women, that it's automatically seen as gloating or bragging. What do I look like in you're imagination? That's what I was wondering. It had my full name and everything. Should I be afraid? Except he doesn't do that.. Aye, I think I remember seeing the explanations a while back about this. However, I still see it as divisive (r/relationships doesn't get that many posts in the first place - IMO you should just be demanding clearer post titles, if anything), and your second point seems to have a big contradiction in it. Less restrictive policies made possible by... more restrictive policies? Ugh... I"m glad we could finally come to this conclusion. Holy balls. I think the highest I've ever had my A1C is 6.1 I opened this and my girlfriend just said "What's so funny? Is it funny because his tooth is missing?" ** Arts & Entertainment - Movies - ... - Martial Arts Films - I have short hair :) and my name is Jillian They were gobsmacked to learn that vegetarians didn't eat chicken I read the book on a 24 hour train ride from Florida to Washington DC. I was taking the trip with my dad. I had to do a lot of inconspicuous crying on that trip. That's... always been there Omg that's right! And when I secure the drill bit I feel like I'm putting on a silencer Are those pants AND shirts? they were both gingers. um...beside the weapons, he's filling a baby's bottle with kahlua Congratulations :D It is indeed a beautiful flag. I thought of something very similar but completely fucked up the colors, don't know why me too! and looking under my desk to make sure there isn't a creepy lady sitting near my feet Haha, the first time I had Pho (right after I moved to the PNW from the midwest) I called it "Foe". I got the biggest Pedowock No problem; I'll try to hop on at another time tomorrow and give your response a read, but I may not have the time to respond either. I'm actually moving to another country on tuesday (22nd), so my days have been busy as hell leading up to it Holy crap. Good thing you had coverage. I... I know exactly what you mean. Every time I make pasta, I think "PFT, this is a small ass portion", then I cook it and " Thought that was a midget too.. Still think that's a midget..WTF Oddly enough I really enjoy Dartkthrone, Meshuggah, Sleep and Burzum as well as Godspeed you Black Emperor, Explosions in the Sky, and Sufjan Stevens. I find that static dynamics or long build ups with slow tempos are good for sleeping. And Morbid Angel It gets bigger and smaller? At the same time? Is Thom wearing jeggings? where do extra 5 seconds in "4 larvae / 45 seconds" come from? 2k minerals ar 32/58? Noone else thought this was played backwards? ... Uh oh, better get my beer goggles back on then is "okay" a premature ejaculation followed by lets pretend this never happened synonym here Lame. My work computer doesn't have java installed ; Just don't hurt the factory! cant believe i'm just finding out about reddit servers now There are beers shittier than Miller Lite? depends on how you use it man..if you use a task killer, that could be part of the problem..or if you have tons of apps. I've owned a few different brands of phone and I absolutely love Samsung devices. They can be frustrating, but after doing some research it usually turned out to be my own fault Congrats! I remember when my karma reached 3 digits; I thought it was unbelievable. It amazes me how many people don't think the math through the way you did. I had a scary conversation with my husband the other day. He said a friend of his was coming into a sizeable chunk of money and is starting to shop for a car. His friend is considering getting a loan for the car so he can invest a more substantial portion of the money. So I asked him what kind of investment he's going to get that will outpace the interest he'll pay on the car loan. My husband said, "I'd never thought of it like that before." Fuck me usher grew into his skull Why are you getting downvoted mine started acting up within a year as well...I ended up getting a very very early upgrade and bought the Epic..kept the Moment as a backup. My bro in law needed a phone, so I gave it to him, and he loves it. Has some issues with the phone calls sometimes though..which was my biggest complaint all the time. It was a great phone that couldn't make calls..... To be fair, when they tell you your labor isn't going as fast as they would like, it isn't (usually) a matter of their personal preferences. Once the amniotic membrane is broken (I'm assuming that's what you mean when you say they "induced" you), the baby is at risk of infection. And the risk increases exponentially, so they usually don't want to wait very long once it happens. I'm actually surprised they let you go for 12 hours. When my wife's OBGYN confirmed that she was leaking amniotic fluid (it had been leaking for about 6 hours), she immediately sent us over to the hospital to start a pitocin drip, because she hadn't felt any clear contractions. We ended up not needing the pitocin, though, because her labor started in earnest before we could get checked in. Our daughter was born about an hour later ...created an account just for this post. SUNPOCALYPSE!! Sometimes people ask for lost items. Last week a strange guy asked, if we had found his wig. When we asked "wig?!?!?!" He just said: "Oh well, just a normal wig"... wtf I'm not trolling looks more like a middle eastern pussy to me oh shit... I'm stuck in a paradoxal loop Is that what it means? Thats not so offensive. I thought it was a racist thing saying "If your baby is african american, dont worry, get an abortion" omfg sooo much fail......my eyes are bleeding right now Weird Pesticide resistant bedbugs? weird. Yes its ridiculous to ask for help from a fellow human. Bad and ridiculous. Also *everyone* on Reddit is a nerd,**everyone**. Woot, first! Wait, now I gotta contribute somehow. You're right and as an Aussie I thought their constant over sensationalized news reports were freaking weird. I turned up at the airport, and there were TVs blaring with huge emergencies and things only after watching it to make sure everything is alright for a few minutes I realized, its just normal tv over there. And also the numbers of TVs, every bar, in the hair dressers, at train stations airports shopping malls, just everywhere... All with terrifying news reports of catastrophes that aren't... Artosis has a big nose? I never noticed it Troy: 6 Billion? Why the hell are Americans up in arms about their tax dollers over the health care reforms, but ok with this? Holy shit. Tsundere. It was probably too graphic to show on live TV uh.. have you seen what israel keeps doing to them for the last 50 yrs? What does that matter? They are still dead....? Ummm, I see he likes his fries with ketchup...right? RIGHT??? 3rd from the right has a smaller cup size than I do Wow, Toadblood has some demons Ah...yeah, that's probably why then. I'm honestly very very surprised that Motorola is/was working on a GBread build for the sholes platform! ...I can't even imagine how painful that must be for that bird... Shit. I just read that in Mickey Mouse's voice. I did a doubletake when I saw your name thinking, "I didn't even comment on this! touche ( that face is priceless I linked it in the title So we make fun of handicapped people now? Great. WOW, I did~~n't~~ not know that. Just tested and verified this is the case. Apologies for herp derping this entire thread. I read the PSA as TSA. What sandals? Fish, the size of volkswagons. Are you sure they weren't WHALES!? Or how many mouse clicks This is a creepy explanation of why public male bathrooms are always such a fucking mess So many haters i don't think you get what AGAM would actually look like yeah, but what the hell a banana is i'll never know You lost at basketball to a girl. A drunk girl. Twice. What does That sounds... absolutely horrible. I think I'll stick with the subscription based games Cool! Can I watch? Half my comment karma is from a single word.... I haven't been playing much... i better move my shit I knew things were worse than most like to admit but.... I wonder how would someone looking for information about the "invisible underwear" would feel getting all those links to programming tutorials? You don't consider PETA militant? The stuff poll currently says 60% would be OK with being scanned? I hope I'm not being judgemental, but dude you put penis inside your aunt It was a clean show all around, I agree. My eyes are still recovering though QuickTime ?! mind blown I do that pretty much every game and never cheese Their...noses. So..mesmerizing.... ( i want them. I wonder how many people are cutting this picture up and trying to make fake dollar bills. They had four power forwards/centers in at once? then where did the first robots come from? You should be. It's the internet Watched that movie while intoxicated with the screen filling up my whole field of vision... That site certainly keeps to its name Think about the things that might have been watching you that you could never see Troy: Fuck I'm Taiwanese, speak fluent Chinese and English, and currently live in Taiwan. Maybe I should take up casting Pedoape Yes I am soooo excited, I watch a lot of streams and besides idra's his is the only one that makes me go "oh.. this guy is actually really fucking pro That annotated bible is fucking great. I never knew something like that existed. They're really nice earrings and all, but what does this have to do with cannabis? Wait, do you mean make the entire staircases springloaded? The guy inside the gas pump is smoking I think he might be a troll...a troll calling people trolls, think about it, it's the ultimate troll She looks unhappy to you? I think you're right. I forgot the industry was this huge. Hard Mode: Watch all of it in one sitting. Woot, first! Wait, now i gotta contribute right? But what if your present is an xbox? Wow. They have _options_ over there. [](/why " 15% of republicans are voting for Palin in the primaries?! What's the origin of the redneck pig meme? I think some people take everything on here a lot too seriously! My name's Terence and sometimes when I meet people they ask "Where's Phillip?" and look at me expecting to go into hysterics, even though South Park started nearly 15 years ago Waaay too many trees He is a fucking technician down there. ** the fuck? Apparently Chan 4 has blocked the video from us fellows in the UK Ew WTF I...I think I'm in love It was a during game thing, so i print screened it and can't find out where it went. I can't find my clipboard either I just did. I've never so thoroughly cleaned a house as I have on adderall. Never again. Yes. Incredible. Maybe... too incredible... First, woot woot woot! :B Wait, now I'm supposed to contribute, right? I'll check into Mazzaro's, I'm alway willing to try new places and I don't work to terribly far from Old Northeast that might be something I could pick up for lunch or after work. as far as Lenny's not being packed, does that ever happen? I have never driven by that place while they were open and the parking lot was spilling over to the neighboring business. I actually stopped there once and it was something like an hour wait holy shit I haven't down voted anything Epilepsy warning, please. TIL I've missed a lot of TLOZ This..this can happen?! My bf said the slippage couldn't happen.... I've been around since vanilla, off and on. It took me till Cata to level someone past 60 though Wow so that's me canadian... use a mix of both Can I blow your mind with that Tenacious D cover while your perception is in skew mode Same here. I remember asking him if he would still commentate QL games and he said "yes". Does this mean that he is just avoiding ESL events? That guitar is bigger than her I didn't know either it's driving me crazy MKP* So it's gone from the bane of our existence, to just a major annoyance. Yay? It's really kind of disturbing how funny reddit thinks the thought of beating, or in this case "mauling", teenagers is. Go Cocks! Didn't know there were so many Columbia redditors your cat looks very human Yeah. It was technically 'Necrotizing Faccitis'. It was pretty scary. It was about 3 or 4 days from start to surgery. But they said if I waited any longer it was amputation. rape blood How do i make a bed Am I the only one that has NO IDEA what this is supposed to be? I realized immediately after my trip....I NEED TO TRY ACID I hope that soup wasn't very hot ( Jergie? or Fesus? nope The end is near He's 58?? No need to wait; spank that naughty thing and let us see Why is everyone repeating themselves Because everyone repeating themselves Wow I completely breezed right over that You've experienced this? Upper management that doesn't understand technology? People who say " I could care less" I say "well then do so" they are like Well that's a pretty insane story... My daughter has that same hat... for her 5th b-day Hmm... suddenly, not all that ridiculous. didnt mean to get it out of hand, sorry? =( Rofl what Augh. Eye contact. I *HATE* it. Wait... low carb bagel? But... it's bread... how is that possible? Wait..he is introducing the clip he doesn't want you to see? This actually interests me more than HoN, LoL, BLC, or any other arena-based game So who controls what? Daaaaamn! How interesting... Did the guy accept the Priesthood? Or did he tell the Pope "Honourably flattered, but it's expensive being a father of two and helping provide for a family"... or do priests get paid well somehow? dark grey hat Will Shatner is a guest this year?!? well people live everywhere in texas, as opposed to like 90% of canadians living near the us border :| :/ I talk to non-Asians as well as Asians. Are you implying people don't want to live rich lavish lifestyles? That people are ok with the bare minimum? Radiohead released an actual song titled "Hail to the Thief"?? must... watch.... space jam... NOW The bottom few look like they're hitting on me ...There are people like that? Cockroaches... Our housmate doesn't even flush after poo sometimes.. 'Inception Movie explained' wait what? It needed explanation? How is it your imgur starts with my nick? I installed cutePDF the other day it asked if I wanted to install ask.com search bar. I clicked uncheck because no I didn't. Next time I opened firefox I was notified of a new add-on was installed I was about to do THE SAME THING Heh, awesome to hear you had a great time :) Jess is a bit wonky at the moment (torn all the ligaments on her ankle Greentea helped out with the intro and ending effects. Someday I will have the time to learn how to do cool stuff like that Don't use a Mac then LEMON JUICE?! Made me mouthgag whenever I rang that up. And it's a surprisingly popular item You worked an entire day? Why did you post this in wtf? I just want to know where you are riding a train for 40 hours Because your rating is the same as them? What? Really? Every Jamie I know besides my brother is a girl... I always just figured my parents were mean... wat?! Are you posting from your phone or something? ....I'm someones child it can grow up to 3 inches? I've been trolled Ben Richards didn't do it...but then again look where he ended up. Nail Technicians require a license? Applebees is BULLSHIT! I think only the salads are made there. I had plastic in my food once and the waitress was like 'oh thats because we just microwave everything' Just... WOW All I have to say is: At least he had the common courtesy to give himself a reach...in...um, yeah. I actually used to live across the street from the owners of Rastrelli's (atleast I'm pretty sure they did, if not they had a large part in the business)...small world Oh! I see now, okay, well I'll keep that in mind, I'm a generous guy, so you'll see me here now and again. For now, I go back to lurking How did you do that? Why, No, Ossifer... that`s happened to me more than once! The booth people aren`t as grumpy as one thinks You can change one block into another? Alrighty. I do hope this problem gets addressed, though what if you run the repeater into a block, and the block has redstone on top of it or something crazy like that? I can't test anything at the moment, I may have accidentally deleted all of my saved worlds i see you are an ENT That seems extremely tame, compared to what you have experienced When I was 15, I leant a Sailor Moon Doujinshi (fan-manga) to my best friend at the time, and it had some pretty hardcore sex scenes in it (All lesbian ones, but you know, I turned out bi and she turned out gay anyway..) anyway, her mum found it sitting on the counter and grabbed it, flipped through it and was all While that is indeed awesome, I always hated enclosed treehouses because they became giant spider nests There are leg straps... Look in the bottom left. And yes the backing may be particle board but it's frame is all nicer wood. Blood of the North change Wait, you're not saying democracy actually works in this country? I'm at high school and I could watch this Ok. Just. Wow. First of all, you have every right to not answer the question posed. Second, I'm not demanding anything. Third, how is asking an honest question insulting Are you my neighbor? Any idea what time it'll be!? You look like me in 3 years Need new mobs too, maybe neutral non-physical ghosts who wander through walls to inhabit the cities. cool as a pickle? I watched arrested development for the first time a few weeks ago, and suddenly the internet is filled with references. To imagine what I have been missing out on Thank you, this has changed significantly since I last heard of it i have no opinion im just writing this so i can add to the longest thread ive ever seen in r/sc How did you repair midair ! Wow!! You have a girlfriend? o_o And you fooled around with her??? INORITE!? At first I was like hrmmmm.... and then I was like what would reallly be awesome is if the part that detached from the bowl was also a refillable lighter You are right. Both times I heard that phrase, it was from teachers who had been teaching for over 15 years. One of them was my student teaching supervisor wouldnt i already have it? who are you hah, so your name isn't a lie... wtf did I just read? One could bounce high denomination coinage off of that posterior. Oh fuck, my face is on reddit now At first I was very coopa to b7 I hope you're careful around water now, at least. A pack in Thailand is under $2, so I'm saving under $800 a year. But, i was smoking over a pack a day before. Now about two weeks ago, I just stopped smoking. I didn't want to stop, I just didn't feel like smoking anymore. Two weeks ago I bough a pack and there's half left I had *no idea* that The Observer was a Tony-award winning (!) actor whose TV pedigree goes all the way back to Fame. i now know what i had when i was 15 and couldnt get out of bed for a week.... You can play no-limit Omaha? am i the only one that doesn't really get the connection? maybe i just need to watch that movie again over 800 dollars for a studio? What? how? The way you said that made me curious, and I checked your user profile. I'm at work, so I can't look at those posts Imagine if our justice system treated white governors like it already does black people I had a discussion with a guildmate the other day who is convinced that this is the last expansion. He stated that there is nothing more to accomplish plot-wise Awesome! Wish we'd done more stuff like this when I was in band... Hell, that was 20 years ago when this song first came out Sadly, despite how "sickening" Dallas BBQ may be compared to so many other local rib places, I like that Dallas BBQ the best out of the other Dallas BBQs we have in the city. The other ones are really really dry tasting Does that mean you technically had sex w/ your stepmom? Actually, they have long hair. Your stock is made out of bone? Rogue with 3300 resil? So...saying fraternities are a mob metnality is in itself a mob mentality? I think every religion can answer that question You expect better from /r/foodporn? It did for a long time and still I do feel like I am 10 pounds overweight all the time compared to the Asian standard. But then I'm like... well good thing I live in America! 7hp Electric motor Jenova There's a heart-attack waiting to happen... ** I'd rather "pick" my nose properly than have nostrils an inch wider than what they're supposed to be. How do you reddit without it? i read title as "chemo cat" you friended yourself? I wanted to follow up; the dealership I was taking the car to uses Reynolds often, so I called them up to at least see what they charged. They quoted me at $65 and said they could be there right away, which seemed reasonable. The guy showed up quickly and was very nice. We tried jumping the car again, and it worked this time. 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It is, they're called Custom Games. Looks weird without the body. T-Ho's is also on alot of military posts. I've been playing 5 times a week at 0700 every day it feels so greeeeeen The dead are actually quite peaceful. I used to talk to my cadavers, they would keep me company Wow, don't see that in the movie Dude, just stim and doge the projectile, have you seen how slow it is? 8===D d( Oh wow, funky, I can't believe more people haven't made use of this so in my many searches to fix this, i came across lilyterm ... this allows for just clicking the url to open it It might have been for his wife. Still... Same. Does it say "File Stream fart'? dar vienas lietuvis ...... When you put it that way, it sounds very fun! ( ( I edited something in before I went to bed last night Skull Island was a bitch until I found the Stonewall tank and realized that it respawned every so often. Just making sure.. 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What do you do on there? surprisingly even distribution of the races links works for me I just assumes it was part of the joke So you are saying that if you drink a soda you can get chlamydia in your urogenital system..... My managers at walmart did the same when I was in school for engineering. I then proceeded to fail the walmart application test the next summer 2nd highest comment by BreakfastDjs made me notice the guy's eyes around 0:50. Go full screen and look at the eyes of the guy holding the blue ribbon/thing in the background... For some reason I read these in Tim Allen's voice. Are you talking in third person? Woah, I've never heard of this before Exactly! He's not *catching* her, he's *dragging her off the building!* You lived in Japan for 2 years and you never went to China? You didn't know this probably due to the same reason you call the lines by their colors. Uh...the guy who shot this stuff...he's involved right? he knew this was coming? newb here but isn't HIIT the other way around? 2parts high intensity 1part rest? or am doing it wrong? The Theremin!!! Romantic and creepy!!! Yes, because no woman ever chooses to be in porn. I haven't played it yet, so I don't know what I'm "spoiling" How has it been posted before? It's an original. As in, personally happened to me. ಠ_ಠ ouch, now i see what you did there Seconded. The first time I tried the 20 minute run (W5D3?) I was jogging too fast and ultimately couldn't finish. My heart was racing (<200 bpm Yet he forgot to do the guy on the left?! it doesn't look real "So what subreddits to you browse?" is usually my go to question Are you trolling? Or are there actually women like this? Why would I pay for something on the Internet Holy crap! There were more TEST pilots on our "side" than Nulli secunda combatants. That's exactly where my mind went when I read that! I You needed aderall to write 1500 words in 4 hours? strong and powerful he's 1 step away from taking over the world Who is RGrocks and why does he know everything about me !! ... is ASCII porn? WTF? Japan is Muslim thank you to the 2 people that subb'd ... I guess How did you get this? I want it... I would like to see usa vs usa, would be interesting. I also have an Ibanez. We seriously have pretty much the same set up. Wow..i get more hair on my face after just a single day We had one of those at Queen's last semester... I wrote "the cake is a lie" on it It's better than not feeling it. Oh okay. CSB Time: Went to work and left my computer open to Word.Cat had laid on the keyboard so long that I came home 8 hours later to 1000 blank pages. With intermittent stuff like "oirooooooooooooir5555" .....200 blank pages...."ppppppppp" 200 blank pages... "i will kill her" ....200 blank pages... ( ...Who doesn't remember it might be a better question. How is the sacking of a city (in which the library is intentionally destroyed) accidental OMG CANNOT UNSEE Hottest trap ever.. why do I feel so funny Ants are freaking scary man... And the wingnuts still refer to soccer as a commie sport is that an underboob piercing?? was crazy boy does torture to. gee really? i would've never thunk it. Am I the only one who wondered why the psychiatrist being female was mentioned in the title? Not sure. It is pretty scary though. Maybe you scared somebody Is it weird that I find her/him attractive? I know... Can't believe a photo of your mom can get 6000 votes at Reddit ###### HongUn rocked Jinro in that second game A Top Gear wallpaper?! Why the hell would you want those twats on your desktop?! Got Alex Albrecht. How obscure is that?! yeah that'll fix things. Go for it I'm sure I would be ... horses can't vomit... hmm hope the community lasts Does the XXL London mean XXL people or XXL dicks? OR SOMETHING ELSE Girl here: It's considered good bathroom etiquette to keep not only the seat down, but also the lid. Not only does it look better that way, but that is the toilet's original position. Also you guys ALSO use the seat down when you take a dump. Unless you are one of those rare people who do not I thought you had a girlfriend.... That chick is skeletal! It's 50 gas lol.. You don't even have to chronoboost it, and it reduces the build time drastically for every army unit he's going to build Dat bokeh What did you do in at the end of april We're not reckless? And apparently that is supported in the literature. I am taking a course titled Positive Psychology. It is like pop psychology with science behind it. I don't see how it would! nvm... Reddit was refusing to display your post. It wasn't there before, I swear! TIL I made a repost without knowing it It's there by default on Vista and 7 I thought Would love to join you guys if the gf was up to it Uh... give us some context of why you wish to not keep living? (And what is this business about killing someone else too? What the hell was that? nice to hear I'm [7] and what is this?? Thermostat currently reads 49 and it's only 9 o'clock loving the old worn metal looks Was not expecting that.. I do... almost every time. God damn mine is usually about a 3.5... what if we're already friends Wait, you're a Ravens fan and you wrote about Green Bay? wooooow he looks a lot like his dad I still cut my fucking hands to ribbons. They should build nuclear shelters out of that shit Jesus fucking christ!!!!!!!! That is my uncle and his girlfriend on the bike... Uh, if you want me to remove it okay, but I wasn't trying to steal your readers, just showing them where most people was. I don't earn money by sending people to my subreddit I'm a newbie. I remember a time I found a scorpion under the toilet AFTER I had used it. Wow... Me too! hmmm nice point- if one is into dow fluff and all, go for dow2 else sc2 is a better option as far as longetivity goes Over $4 today in LA/ Answer: "The package compiles on Java 1.2" That table is awesome. I find it odd that so many people have upvoted this. Who?! Ughh I hate those words (shame on me 'cause I used to use them). A male friend of mine saw me doing deadlifts and he said to me, "Oh are you sure you want to lift such heavy weights? You'll get big!" To which I replied, "But I'm a girl. I don't have as much testosterone as you. If you were doing the same exercises, you'd be hell of a lot bigger than I am." And then he said, "Noooo you'll still get big." I would say that the best thing to do is probably start a new character. I started playing again for the first time in like 4 years as well (like 2 weeks ago), and when I logged into my old warlock i was pretty much like Wait a minute. The CIA had insect sized UAV's in the 70's? Couldn't take it anymore More like an ontological knowledge database that connects everything you and the Internet can muster together, linking it all up Oh no... internet and IRL are colliding My games have been getting longer since they rebalanced things for shorter games... My last game last night was 70 minutes. I let it slip to a female friend that I thought her ridiculously huge boobs had implants. Did she slap me? No, instead she had me grope them to prove that they were real, major Why does she bite that woman's ass and why is it all bruised/purple? I would buy that on launch day. How do you know my name I kept saying "smelt fart" I was already a fan of your blog. Just realized today that you're a Redditor!! That makes you more awesome than I'd originally anticipated. Hmm... It's not that hard... Definitely easier than the originals. I read titties. Those arms Wow I'm glad you made that edit. I thought you had kids How the fuck would a cow make horses? Rosa Parks was wrong all along! I'm betting she was cooler than you before the tattoo. holy balls...is that how long you stayed hotboxing after it was done? holy moly thats north For someone not very deep in the cannabis culture what does the glass booth do? john the ripper, john.pot, jack the ripper, jackpotden, having celiac and being paraplegic are the same thing? Sounds like Fight Club 3-4 hours a week is not casual for training strength at all More like (-2) COFFEE How did I not know this existed?? O_O_O_ Back when I had an Iphone, I called them for help with my internet, and they transferred me to their Iphone help desk. Nope, this is salvi- rubshfahshtisl I see what you did there! It looks really cool, except for the fact that the soccer ball looks suspiciously like a volleyball... TotalBiscuit .... THE TotalBiscuit One night I was asleep and my tv flew off of my tv stand at 4am. It all happened so fast but I heard it "slide" off like it was pushed not picked up and thrown. My brother and.I.were sharing a room at the time and he jumped up from his sleep and screamed "HOLY SHIT!!!" and then my parents came running in. Theres really no way possible that the TV should have fallen off that stand by itself. Thats probably one of the craziest creepiest occurances thats ever happened in my room. Once in a blue moon ill walk in my room and the ceiling fan will be on and the chain will be dangling like it had just been pulled. I really have no idea why This really creeped me out. I was following you and agreeing. Until you said only 2 groups and then went on to describe a third group. \\( Wow Heh... Reminds me of another twist on the 'nontraditional'--a friend of mine wasn't really much for jewelry... So her hubby bought her an engagement *horse* instead... Brackets looking amazing! Whenever I am in a situation with someone I don't know yet (granted I'm sure you want to maintain a good relationship with your SO's mother) and blood is involved I act like nothing has happened. I was at a casino once and went into the rest room and started throwing up blood (it happens) and this guy next me is like... That isn't exactly any more faith-inspiring than the idea of Sony being a big evil villain. You're saying it's not simply evil but completely incapable of being good even if it's fake, it's still pretty scary I thought it was just for removing ear wax. More ear wax than *should* be removed, but still. What else do people claim it cures? This + Acid = Wait, there are achievements in sc2? bridge troll! I know old folks who always insist on tossing a coin or some tobacco as payment into the water when crossing bridges to keep the trolls happy I still get MCAT nightmares, 2 years later. I usually dream that I get to the end with a few seconds to spare and go to the 'review' screen only to find out I totally skipped an entire page/section of questions. yes, i would hope that they did some mathematical calculations before strapping people to big rockets It sure as fuckin shit is now! FUCK! Awesome pantshit material right there man! Balls of pure fuckin' STEEL to go over to that door why in the hell is that site so effing slow? is there a mirror or some other site that's USA friendly?? what what....the fuck...did i just watch? Have you done any nude scenes yet? Do you plan to? Will you? Send me naked pictures... I think you are way off base. I wasn't arguing basis of any law. I was just saying why I would vote yes rather than no. I am not sure why you even involved law into this. want < Makes me even more afraid of posting old male pictures of me. I look like a serial killer in them. Hell, friends used to tease me about being a loan shark collector. My mouth started watering the instant I knew what it was my dream house omg When I was car shopping in 1998, I refused to look at anything that got less than 25 MPG city. I still have the same car, paid in full, and it astounds me to talk to co-workers (for instance) who still single-driver commute in vehicles that get ~15 MPG highway, especially after the crazy stuff oil prices have done since 1998. The phenomenon you describe is correct, but your explanation is incorrect. By waving in front of you while running you scare away the ozone molecules in the air, thus lowering the wind resistance. Under pressure - you're waving at them with a knife after all - ozone molecules break down from **O=O-O** to ** Or are they? Ha! Pretty accurate for most people but not me. I have tattoos on my hands and forearms and I do have a (well paying) job that pays taxes. Red pill? or Green pill? OMG, *this*. Excellent find, KidCharlem. I agree with your position, but not exactly with the way you went about expressing it IT'S A BLANKET MONSTAH! RUUUN! because text in an image is Fun to read... Why was the duct tape necessary? How's the demography of atheist? Isn't white overrepresented? *looks at top and bottom of the list Depression is common for indie devs? Damn, that's saved me a DAE thread Who's he telling to drive him closer? Surely not the driver whoah your dad sounded hardcore I'm 29 and boyf tell me I sleep sometmes with my eyes WIDE open a lot, it creeps them the fuck out, even worse when i sleeptalk while doing it ... Wha? That makes it scarier. I will shit in pants if I saw that thing Came in here to say this. I don't see what the metric system being mainstream has to do with being Korean. didn't know i was scared of heights until i saw this As opposed to no glove RED SPY ... Where do you cook? Holy Jesus fuck that thing has a cockroach for a tongue I thought it was a fireball O wow, thanks for the screenshot. I just found another bug- you do realize the company titles on there are supposed to be in all caps in a different font? How come it doesn't show on yours Huh? You know I have been drunk with some of my really good friends but I have never wanted to take a shoot from there ass.... While I agree completely with this, I also have thoughts against it. I never took lessons, in fact, I just begged my parents for a guitar and they bought me the cheapest guitar and I'd haul it around to high school getting friends to show me chord shapes and looking up guitar tabs in the library. Fast forward to today, I am pretty knowledgable on the way things sound together, but don't understand the full structure on it. Whereas the previous singer in my band had been taking lessons since grade school and knew everything under the sun about chord voicing, pickings, and scales. However, I can listen along with music and write parts that always fit in flawlessly to our songs. My lack of proper teaching gave me a different approach at riff writing and it has helped me create a definite sound for myself. But I know other guys that taught themselves, that didn't get shit right I had correct them on simple things like them trying to convince me that adjusting their amp would tune their guitar Hillary Clinton isn't an elected official Maiko. Thanks. I thought that was right. I wonder how it ended up "Maika" in my phone. woah, eye-opening. TIL the Secret Service can field a hockey team I can't believe people actually drink that stuff. Don't they know it's POISON! Is she naked? This shit just went meta. The Claymore Funtage crossed paths with the RCXDoob. Where do you live and what is this magical channel? lol The bridge on this doesn't even have slots Dude...No offense, you look like John C. Reilly my dad has a german WWII helmet my grandfather brought back, its got a nice big hole in the front What the fuck did we all just read? ...You're not that Indian girl from that youtube video with the two crazy Christian girls, are you holy fuck; worse.paragraph.ever Didn't think about it until now, now I wont be able to sleep... Thanks a bunch... Looks like a fucking horse. If i was a parent I could accept everything at that age except for the stretched earlobes.. as thats something that is irreversible - and you don't do anything irreversible that young o_O piercings are fine, but stretched earlobes.. yeh whoa link to that celery vid pls This is just fucking sick.. Seriously.. I'm sorry, that I can't offer any real advice to you.. I've lived my life with socialitsed healthcare, so it hurts my brain to think, that a patient woul have to sell he's belongings... For insulin Can I choose too After "boobies" I tried "Fuck yeah sexy time". Mods are worth that much? Too long Look.Low-levels justify the high level players.That's the reality of their existence.They must accept it Salzburg won't have any of that KFC and Pizza Hut devilry! But shitloads of McDs though That made me hold my breath TIL that people who are half mexican half irish look almost entirely irish I couldnt do this job, because I DO know how to drive stick, and I'd never ever ever ever want to get back in my car after a corvette or occasionally tricked out Porsche Of course that means that the magnum rifle is one of the most effective close range weapons Yup, sounds like minecraft to me You obviously dont get the point. It's not about Facebook, it's about people's feelings about you dying and although you think it's all fun and games you don't know that it wont fuck with someones life in a way. Dude, make up a cool story about fucking a rockstar or stealing Paris Hiltons bday cake Okay, you're working some freaky voodoo shit, man. I predict 3-2 to Barca with Messi scoring twice and Nasri and Arshavin scoring I didn't realize Indy was considered the bible belt I had this happen to me once. I wound up splitting my time between the 2 jobs for about 2 weeks before the new boss put his foot down and made me stick to my new job. 8 months later the new boss quit and I got his job Because it's shit/funny and I want to talk about it. Why do you ask? Are you some sort of detective or what? Or no, wait.. I am actually Sylvester Stallones secret social media spammer & try to get some reddit votes to his Twitter profile. I think you should have your eyes checked...... I'm definitely misunderstanding some things. This is usually when my brain gets overwhelmed, I bail out on buying anything because I can't figure out what I need, cannot compute what I don't know and what I need to know. That dog will give me nightmares that wanker yelling at those little boys was kinda like this for me I think you should see a doctor if your vagina is your mouth. It took me two full days to look at the whole thing. Are you trying to tell me that Dos Equis is really Bear Grylls' urine? Who eats mayonnaise sandwiches!? That would be extra-creepy if he was thinking about **us** when he saw the bomb NSFL. Yup, this is where my fear of clowns, forks and toast came from Regina rhymes with fun? I agree! Once I went totally bare and looked down there and thought Unless this is a repost, why did this not reach the front page Scary. You live 18 miles from me. wow!! thats a rescue!?! who in the hell would let that dog go!! you're looking at a $1k+ puppy OHHMYYGAWWWDDDDD Please let him play through and dont guide him through the levels I_RAPE_CATS is a wellingtonian? Dude, how the HELL did you clean it so thoroughly?? My bong has never been buried and even though I try to clean it constantly it's never THAT clean That is actually a video on youtube Not the first time I have heard that phrase ......you can order a sign? His face looks like this: I don't get it. I don't know anybody who prefers to watch the "reality" crap they show nowadays..who are these people, and why are they watching it? They're learning camouflage. Oh shit Ahhhh, NPH is soo awesomeee!!! <3 I would be smiling for a week if he would do an IAmA! I saw this happen all the time in the subway in Shanghai. I always laughed that people call Americans lazy, and then I was the only one to take the damn stairs when the escalator was packed the internet never ceases to shock me. Under stress you can certainly hear it, there is no sound deadening or panels between you and the fans, but ultimately it really isn't that loud. You can see above that under full heavy brutal load the fans are at about 50% power, the cooljag fan can run hard enough to actually heat up the fan's hub Oh my god, it's fucking Clinton Triangulation all over again. Just goes to show how good they are, I had no idea they even existed You know I've never seen a building get constructed from nothing... I am living in a lie! It's a jockey! OH MY GOD! It's RIDING him! There actually was an ass to ass scene Wait, I'm I to assume you can interact with other people playing Pokemon via emulation on BBs? yea i saw that too... So...tame... huh. they do do this I typed Finland and got a picture of the city I live Came to say this, came again. This has to be one of my top 5 fave AMA's ever. If only because of how you carry yourself (and because it's sexy as hell),. you know what you're doing and it was very informative, up until today I really just thought it was a myth! I do admit I will be very cautious if my boyfriend decides he wants to go to massage parlors though Seriously, it's so annoying. People on here called me a hipster for having glasses and wearing a hoodie. Fact- Barcelona have dominated their opponent in possession in every Champions League game since 2006!! WOW. "Please don't show me that at this point in time." Sheep murderer! Well, I gather definitely American.. but not from the NE.. and not from the Mid-West (Ohio, so East-Mid-West.. That comic made my brain hurt...so many conflicting styles! I clicked this after seeing the Wil Wheaton and Ken Jennings picture, so for a second the title of the article made me go Its awesome Why do I keep hearing a million accents.. I got British, French and Middle Eastern. The original told of my past and present. The [fixed] told of my planned future... this is a great idea How many levels are there? Auto racing isn't a sport? Right up to the moment you are sitting on a couch and the Senator stands next to you with his junk all hanging out. Don't ruin my only hobby. Damn, that one was HARD!!!!!! One thing that irks me about that movie is the fact they are down shifting to 3rd to make a pass at speed. You sir have just reminded me of the first video game I ever played through. I was like 6. I love you longer than i would like to admit You ladies make me sick, getting to enjoy Seattle. Tricities. Twilight zone... Why was this posted in /r/gaming? and what does it have to do with Mario? then that would be god testing your faith Are you a wizard? What the fuck kind of sentence is that? wow, impressive I just realized that the up arrow is orange Yes, I am in one of those two areas. TIL America doesn't have proper sugar in its Coca Cola. Shame about the moustache! Those eyes why not do it in the bathroom? or in bed at night in the dark? What...and how did r/relationships get onto my reddits I'm listening to Smooth Criminal (albeit the Alien Ant Farm version) and as I read your comment that part of the song played. I havent laddered since 3 zvz in a row the other week....and the lsat time before that i had 5 games of all zerg. Is it only getting worse? Hrm... So Bush conducted Iraq largely off the off the books based on lies and deceit (a blank check, if you will), but Obama is bound to checks and balances and thus cannot close Guantanamo. Mmkay. I see what you mean. Take a breath what was his reason? Was it him who told you she probably had genital warts? if so how did he find out? My dad's a pentecostal pastor so I was ushered in from the start. In church we watched the Kent Hovind series and came to 'understand' that we were all beautiful and unique snowflakes. Later as I was taught of our inherent depravity I 'understood' humans to be the all singing all dancing crap of the world. Sycophantic and escapist, not caring for this temporal life, but for the ~splendid~ afterlife. I was discouraged from looking in to things for fear that they'd lead to worldliness, and banned from simple things like watching pokemon and the simpsons and playing yu-gi-oh cards. However digimon was okay because it was digital and not magical Can't tell if trolling. Blurted reaction: I'd wear that! regardless of the flaw in his logic, he is the boss. sometimes I feel that it's flaws like this that get people into those positions What happens when you turn the car off? That's odd, have you tried various versions of the catalyst driver? I have a Radeon HD 5850 with an i7, and it works flawlessly on maxed settings. FUCK.THAT.SHIT major clapping pause at the end omg thanks, and Adrian Pasdar was the main star? I decided to give it shroud and reduce splashability. Because it doesn't kill creatures, I think it can stand to gain that boost. It's super uncontrollable, which I think makes sense as a seriously blue creature. I was thinking meat. We're all made of meat. My god... when i saw Cubchoo I could not stop thinking of the kids in Zelda Windwaker Holy balls, TIL about findagrave.com One of the greatest ents to ever walk the earth...? Predator looks like a giant fuckin otter evenews24 was given a document that contained all the customers that purchased isk from a RMT site. It gives names, and amounts (one guy spent over 7000$ over the course of his purchases. You do? I thought just need an internet connection in Britain I made those edits immediately after posting. It's not some intentional ploy Unfortunately, my boyfriend, who is a keyboardist for a band, had a gig that night, and he forgot ALL of his power cords. So I had to hop in the car, drive a half hour to his house, hop back in the car, drive 2 hours to the gig place. Dogwhistles Riot will ban Janna players? LIZARD PEOPLE...... they are among us How does having no shame get you a 2.5 octave vocal range? ill stand with you on this one sir, as it seems you are one of the only other people that enjoyed it That wasn't a whopper i had one of those scans this weekend...and they still did the pat down on my leg DAE think that thing looks like an incredibly creepy sex toy? The worst I got was from a FUCKIN HUGE transman who was 30 (to my 18 at the time) and just getting ready to go on T. Nice enough, but he told me to start shaving the fuzz from my face... without explaining how to properly shave. Glad I had a good friend with me who saw me messing about and stopped me from messing up my face with dollar store razors & soap.... dont forget life in glass house Yeah that's cool and everything but I don't see hALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! Really? How hard can it be? Racism is the stereotyping of the members of a race. The scary part is that that poster has had that account for a year Yorkshire. 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Paul Walker is 37! Woah! One of my UChicago grad school buddies had mentioned a few times that one of her friends started boobquake. Guess it's you. Wait till I tell her! Small world. LOL @killamcbills I can't really disagree with you there! nice. I just spit coffee all over my macbook. Thanks. Proprietary camera batteries I dont know if you have changed things from the last beta, but my one minor gripes is that firefox, though tabs now seem to be "on top," it's still below the title bar. chrome incorporate the "title bar" into the tabs bar. Anything else and it's redundant in this day in age, imo I typed in cars could fly Thank you for being the first person I've seen on reddit to know of Bozo the Clown. I swear to god I shouldn't get so many weird looks when I re-rack to a straight line. "Why do you like a line?" "I watched too much Bozo the Clown as a kid." "Who's that?" What the?! Mesmerizing. This is the first SAP I've seen that I don't relate with. Why do this? Is it to try to compensate, and hide your feelings? If it had been right&left instead of top&bottom you could just have read lane instead line in addition and it would really make sense but is it bigger on the inside...? A little of both... Gay stem cells Yeah, I've got to agree with this. I'm a lady, and the first time I met this friend if a friend, he made a rape joke. We told him that wasn't cool, and he started ARGUING with us about why it was perfectly fine. When I insisted it wasn't, he asked me if I had ever been raped There is a Beatles song that does this... put your mp3 player on shuffle and be prepared to freak. The one day I went to visit the Falkirk Wheel in Scotland, it broke down. Actually, I do. The creepy albino without eyebrows. Wow, that's a lot of cherries! Looks delicious. I cry a little inside each time I see someone remove the cherries from their cheesecake saying how they only love the cream cheese part What's a shithawk? "/r/DoesAnybodyElse" as opposed to fish? 1337 karam oh my gawd, he's skinny! i hope this is a throwaway account! As horrifying as it is, people have been killed by nail clippers. I saw it in a documentary about a famous prison riot in the US (I don't remember when, exactly), but apparently one of the escapees held a guard down and slowly clipped through their neck. Yeah. Dude, you were raised a Boilermaker and are now a Jayhawk. I was raised a Jayhawk and am now a Boilermaker. WHOA. Aha, no, that rumor isn't true. At least not that I'm aware of What else do you use them for in PvT? Why is this a thing? Perfect, absolutely perfect *Without* using the keyboard... But... its not the same at all Did I just see a flaming boat ram a car off the highway? Yesterday my wife told me the guy who plays Sheldon Cooper on Big Bang Theory is nearly 40 Dude. Fuck living in a subduction zone! Is it wrong that I upvoted this? cause I didn't think it deserved the hype, so I got a bone to pick. 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What did they start selling these my reaction: "wtf this isn't minecraft related... Um... where does it say that Yerp - And if you don't care about comments, jeers, etc - may I ask what the point of this post is? Are you not then a hypocrite for actually giving a shite when you stated you didn't but do? The look on Amy's face. Microwaves have menus HIPSTERS If you've grown up around technology long enough you'll say "back in the day" before you're 21. This hit me one day when talking about graphics cards and shader clocks. My first graphics card was a GeForce 4 Ti4400. How hardware guys above 30 haven't gone absolutely bat shit insane puzzles me, and the fact I'll be one of them in 7.5 years makes me . . . My blind cat always jumps on my desk and wants to play like that. Usually she chooses an item from the desk, throws it on the ground and waits for me to put it back on the desk and so on. She could probably go on like this for hours Goddamn it. It's like you know me, or something. Never considered drying your ass first then? oooo, just started in to TW, almost 1/2 through the 1st series, must rewatch this ep! (At first I thought you were talking Daniel Tosh, that would've been a You know both of them. Are you stalking me? I think you are confusing the word "edible" for the word "eatable." hmm might try that It's mixed kind of low, but if you know hear the sound at the beginning of the first video, just concentrate to hear it, I suppose. Met a woman celebrating completion of her Masters..she was pretty trashed, rightfully so..Had a date, noticed a wine fridge in her kitchen..potential. Next date she mentioned it took Gin to get her through her Masters program..ONE bottle.. Kári actually, and i'm male And we have more Turks I've found that either ghost or a supressor does the job oddly enough. Pairing them works super too, but as long as you keep on moving and they're not using (too many) UAV's you're just fine. Right now, and this is on the PC, I encounter tons of games where minutes can go by without an UAV being up I... I'm pretty sure this is the first time in the history of the Internet that someone is using P2P software for a legal purpose. My friend.a got his degree in comp sci and comp engineering, his girlfriends mom was some hot shot for a local health company that pays well and so most of the programmers end up going there. She made over 120k a year admittedly and his second year of college had to call him to help her set up a home network. Are they all in one guild? Seriously, on my server Nath (which used to be high pop) Horde is heavly favored but there are more than 100 ppl on at a time(except at night). Is Demon Soul low pop and 100:1 ratio ... Same ... I do realize it, and don't really care though The whole EP is mind-blowing Why would you think about it? Odd. I just double-checked and ShootMe is, indeed, the app that I'm using. 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What if they *hear* in a different frequency range and the only way we can communicate is by written expression? Fun fact: Kentucky holds the record at 60 seasons. You have 19 years to catch up. Set to maim... not capture. Small? Funny. I have never heard of this song. OCD overload. Must. Correct. Grammar. !!!! Well, there goes fishing from my list of things to do.... What is substitute? BUT... how do you design new bills?! Wait .. Fargo is a real place? Wait .. Fargo is a real place? ?? SO MUCH KARMA!~ Ok, now I have to know how were you able to demonstrate it without automatically turning it into a hyperlink hidden under a phrase the build up with the music is fucking intense! Not even when you have a good team comp, and all 9 others have locked in? Someone married a South African woman when he had an option? Passengers. Are. Cargo. ( I'm having huge major deja-vu with this whole post. i could live off 300k for 10 years at least. I think that pretty much proves It's really sad because even when I try to pick other teams when filling out my bracket, I end up with Florida winning it all. Haha what worries me is if they really changed it or not Pretty sure this is just generic cartoon music. Also, yes, how on earth did you mistake German for Japanese‽ Yeah... I thought they didn't have any money? Probably a troll but still adorable. how are your words so big what? do you want to do it or not? METAGAME. I love that you can see the cat ears in the third frame. LOVE IT!!! ** Why did you need a throwaway for this? Not thanatos16 but we did run a small hotel for about 6 years and one of the funniest things I remember happening was a gal coming to the office saying she was a good friend of a couple that had just checked out and they left something in the room that she was there to retrieve. My mom took her down to the room and she reached under the bed, pulled out 3 massive sex toys like it was nothing, said thanks and left. My poor mom could only I just hold it when there is crap or blood on the seat I didn't know people ate eggplant raw UGH THATS EFFING CUTE Looks pretty good, but, Or... you could just put "-inurl:tizag" in the search string... dude, it looks LIKE your driveway. with eyes. I think that's either on a way more complex level of geek than I can currently grasp, or he didn't tell the joke right. Last I checked, radiation doesn't work that way. that is literally exactly what I was looking at "Because it's DELICIOUS!" was my intended response, before I realized he was dunking the candy into a veritable toilet bowl of sugar. Fremen? I did what? Don't you use a finger to stimulate the clitoris? Oh yes, THAT scene. I was 14 and And Matthew Fox hates acting sooooo much that he's starring in a West End production until May... right. Because when I hate doing something, I just go full force and dive right in. What do you mean? You don't think of lava when you think of cats? what if asshole canadians put the american flag on their bags to avoid blowback, and the world actually hates canadians your naziism is now double ironic I don't understand the weird handle in 3rd panel. I made this face Alright but it's all your fault The Netflix comment was me saying that most Americans want a stress-free and relaxing life - they don't everyday to be filled with drama, especially after working all day. You're trying to change what I said into some comment about work ethic/potential. The college degree comment was in regards to a kid who was going to leave and had his mind made up about how inferior the US was to other countries, even though he had never been to any others. So in response, I basically said, why put any more effort into an inferior US college - wait 'til you go elsewhere. I know very well most other countries require college degrees to get into the workforce at any decent level (or even get certain passports/foreigner status). That's because US degrees aren't as crap as this kid thought. But to hear him say it, everything from the US is so "meh" compared to elsewhere, he has no choice but to leave...and he's not even old enough to be out of college yet. So we are in no way of a disagreement Yup, watched Big Show's DVD last weekend.. and now all of these Nice thumbnail Wtf was that thing to the right in the picture? youre gold mangus.... GOLD That's the point, nobody else was there. Is that a police guy? I don't know if its a good idea to take a picture and then post it on reddit.... But... you are the OP! An infant is an animal? LOL - You think it takes [only] $1,000 to completely relocate to another country and start from scratch. Can you explain what is this about please? Haha was screaming at him to planetary fortress him when he was floating it around, so satisfied when he did. Would just like to question if the silver league icon in the top right means these are in silver league? This may be because I'm on the EU server, but I have friends that are in bronze and they would smash both of these as if it was diamond vs bronze MUST...NOT...BLINK! Part of me wonders if this person is just trolling- and then i remember that they're reflecting the majority of America's ideals. Don't the Coke points expire? where motherfucker? I've got my passport all ready and have nowhere to go That's an awesome present i have heard that it is indeed a problem to give defibrilators to people without training, for the exact reason brinkofjon provides. which at least proves he's not making it up. unless he's me. *nose blowing* :D .... Who are you? Haha so true, im drunk in 20 mins or less I did get shocked when I took some clothes out of the drier, that's a tiny lighting. This game is awesome. You should add more achievements and levels and keep updating it. Sort of like COD Fact was not fun. Its sort of like EVE, played trough the browser with unity web player (graphics are good Unless... Kayle AND Zilean supporting Trynd Hello American)At first, thanks for your great work.And thanks for recomendation to listen Teargas & Plateglass.They are awesome How about some context? YES I'm noticing that you should clean that bed off, and do a head down, ass up in those hot looking panties I have a 1080p framebuffer (intel hd, on i5-530) but havent tried running 1080p video on it Hehe. I understand why it's almost impossible for Americans to believe, but for some reason the Japanese build stuff this quickly. When I was studying abroad, my route to campus would take me a couple of kilometers down a little 2-lane road. One day barriers appeared blocking half the road, a couple days later they blocked the other half of the road. Within a week the road was now 2 resurfaced lanes plus a center turn lane and a pedestrian trail, complete with crash barriers and flower beds (including blooming flowers and trees, with little brass signs indicating their genus, species, and origin Ahh, I was wondering how you guys leveled up smurfs. Although...I guess reginald is a different story and he was just grinding to get both his accounts super high... She totally walked into that one. So... this was kinda posted to bash.org years ago How much larger? Yo MC Chris you played my house in lubbock, TX I think in 2005 and that shit was awesome! People heard us for like 15 blocks from what I remember. Anyways no one ever believes we got to chill with you and that you played our house party (it was totally fucking random how it came together I believe someone booked you to play some country western bar out there Well, my Adblock does.. Where you get yours? This same bug happened to me last week, except I got a chat log from February of 2009. Well, not legally but. . .listen, if you have to be told not to have sex with kids, you need help I can't give you. That's a tent, blood falls is huge! Blind vikings will be scary to face though > A machine that is intelligent, that is "conscious", but isn't sentient. Huh? Why did they ban him for that movie?? are we all just getting old and are out of touch with new music trends or has every previous generation been right on how music has been getting progressively worse? First-world problem, ZOMG. dang, must be a recent holarctic range expansion Me too. I was thinking 17 inches, wouldn't that be about the length of most human torsos? Headlights on full blast amirite? Yeah, oh and there's the scene where [You decide "Now's a good time to have sex!" after being severely electrocuted and cutting off your own finger while your son is slowly dying in a drainage hole filling up with freezing cold water. the biscuit one instantly made me but you said he was your favourite So you're mocking him for saying that then agreeing completely? Is life as a senior citizen that awful that death will be refreshing? ack. Rofl. The "I'm going to break up with you if you do that" excuse never works on me either. Agh!! You're story made me squirm soooo much Erm, wasn't this on a few days ago? You're the only one I see trolling here. Btw, I'll be doing the occasional /who karma horde and reporting any names that violate the namiing policy. Might want to tell "sixinchsofty" to think of a new name Argh, my retinas! It's been said! Depends how short. If it's short like a man, then yes. But if it's still long enough to flow, but it's short enough to accentuate the neck (like a bit shorter than shoulder-length), then Why would not being hit directly by sunlight matter at close distance wouldnt the heat conduct to these spots How does that motion GIF have a JPG extension? They all do video acceleration What were you before you were Italy? nice! How exactly is that triangle block just....hovering in place there? ... O_O Last time I played my group had a bad egg and ended up killing it for us T_T but I would love to join if there are still spots open. Although I wont have my 3.5 book till after the weekend because I didnt think I'd need it at college Isn't that what the "Campaign" button is all about? No waaaay! Can they do that? Wow, I get ~5 degrees of rotation. Can men... can we rotate that much? Who actually put bananas in the fridge? No *Exorcist*? No *American Werewolf in London* or *The Shinning*. feeling entitled and important is an insult to you? I apologize, I am dyslexic I had to..... work ... and about 500 replays for every map Friday May 13th? Wrong fob. If the Vintage versions go for that much, how much are the Genuine versions? When I pierced my nipple I got loled at aswell... But no aww yea ... I feel cheated, my man boobs not good enough You should see the ones with 2 boys. At first I read this as Sarah Silverman *strip*-a-thon Your... lips popped out of your boxers? I think I saw a rage comic very close to this 6 hours ago You can do what now? That happened near me. Yet to see Nine as due to a whole range of circumstances, I've been to the cinema about once in the last 6 months That's brilliant! It's sad but also funny how such a different breed of players tend to play coop v ai games. I've had to carry more than a few games, and then people try to add me as friends Words fail me wtf I wish I had worked on that movie, 1.75m Euro each I don't know whether to downvote or upvote this. 2/10...You are pretty much a fatter version of emo Tobery Maguire during the SpiderMan scene. You need to stop shoving burgers down your throat and work out. I don't know if it is just a pose but your eyes go like this So.. erm.. still want your account? Don't forget to mix it with cotton Wow... I never thought about that. They broke the poor kid's jaw um...Isnt she 12?..... I don't know what to tell you dude. Maybe they're banking on the fact that someone who possibly has a few million dollars is stupid enough to click on one of their deals. ....Who are you even talking to, and about what? I read that as 'excited her' ...pulled from yelp, citing negativity? Indeed those are some beautiful bikes. I especially love their Streetfighter RX. Then I saw the price and I was like Grievous. Bodily. Harm. TIL theres such a thing as a yardstick Same reason people watch TV news and also read newspapers. Also what trend? Yeeah, I learned this once, too. But I'm not and have never been best friends with them. \ Most of the mommies I've seen that breast feed around others cover their chest and the babies head with a receiving blanket. You can really SEE anything. It seems like even if a woman was plopping her chest out without covering that you wouldn't see that much. Holy hell, I agree! Why do you want Bethany to die? What makes it better is the only things I buy from them are nuts and ball bearings. Chocoholic buffet Champions Online is free to play now. Everquest 2 Extended is a free to play edition with limited features, race-class. I had trouble finding quests and thought I was left with a grind. I think the internet just collectively crushed a child's hopes and dreams TIL Microsoft has a Digital Crimes Unit. I think I might have one, but there's no way I'll remember this conversation five minutes from now Hehe that's so cute. I'm also a girl but I'm definitely not super-lean or anything like that. A few weeks ago, I was talking to my dad and lifted my arm to scratch the back of my head. My dad was like, "Are you trying to show off your muscles or something?", which confused me. He put his hand around my arm and his face just went The video keeps loses it's audio randomly Its kind of creepy, I expect the guy to turn and stare at me with his big anime eyes All it does is turn everything brown subtitles looked ok to me. sometimes, say on a DVD, even better than the original DVD's ...into Aishwarya Rai? It still haunts my nightmares. She knows about that one Little Sister I harvested... but it was just to try it once, I swear! No en olisi ihan heti uskonut täällä törmääväni mainintaan Nykäsestä. I'm 23 and occasionally age gets brought up. They tend to make me feel like a grandpa your iPad has 342 more rows of pixels than mine! OH MY GOSH! Hahahahaha. That would be the best revenge in the world You need to run dedup on your home server? For the love of all that is holy I agree that they think what they're doing is right, and that's why I get more sad and You know what... I think this is the game MC rolled july over. RO32 this season... Do you have any clue how fucking old this is...... you're fantastic... ...a little like nixon, almost. Thanks, I corrected the links. The portfolio links used to open a nice js "pirobox" that allowed you to see the images and galleries without leaving the site. For some reason it stopped working. The code is there, but when there's js involved, I'm like Wait, so I don't wanna finish this coffee for whatever reason. I just ask you to pour out the rest of it, but you have to hand me the empty cup back? not joking [5] Buzz's real name is Edwin? Aroooooo? Personally, I think the frog should be facing the other way, so it's staring at you as you take a hit... this may have 222 upvotes, but it has 22,000 views. That's because one person donated 1000 dollars. I won't say the guy lacked creativity in his designs...but again, that doesn't mean he put a lot of effort into things. All of you people can't grasp that distinction. unless it's for culinary purposes Wow, they should check that hit out before sensing a horse to a birthday party I'd lick both your holes down there well, i THINK i wont be sleeping any time soon. thanks for that. How do you get that from what I said? What's with the weird Chrome icon? I can do that too i always assumed everyone could do it Scrubs did this soooo long ago. What I mean to say it, I liked this joke before it was cool but...cooking processes tend to change flavors dramatically. i'd think that you'd need to know more than just the ingredients to be able to figure out the flavor of the dish. Uh yes. She's trying to ruin someone else's life. TIL Stolen? How? When was this? which day isn't a day for Terran? WTF I'm seriously confused that you bothered to refute the ridiculous point I made in my joke post. Is it just me or does Minnie say 'goddamnit' at 5:34? Wow. WA I'm still sad that I can't play any DS games until I get a new DS :( And yeah, it's kinda scary how many years ago Pokemon started, since it seems like just yesterday I was getting into fights over pokemon cards I was recently trapped on a plane for 20 minutes or something *AFTER LANDING* I'm not trolling Is that Brentalfloss? I would say that this feels like circlejerk, but it seems more like metacirclejerk ...pleasure cow? It wasn't until I was 22 that I realized new shoes weren't supposed to be loose when you bought them. Every pair of shoes I'd ever had were bought a size larger (or more) than needed so I had room to grow. Turns out I'm a size 6 1/2, not an 8. Silly yank. I nearly shat myself for a full 15 seconds before I realized the numbers in the legend were in centimeters After wearing a 34B and being forever uncomfortable, I found out I was a 28D Nice find, took me back :) 1995, wow Wow More like What is this... Java Flash he speaks of? I will never watch youtube videos the same way again I don't blame you That picture kind of makes us Americans out as the master race You can get through the whole level without killing a single person. I tried this when I first picked up the game, after having read all the controversy. I just fired randomly over the heads of people to make it look like i was one of the group (not needed in game, but hey, I was role-playing being deep in cover), and then I grabbed a riot shield and let my NPC "allies" fight off the Russian Forces. It takes a damn long time, though I am the opposite There was a story? This is scary. I'm a 21-year-old Korean chick. Here is a woman who is my mother's age, but looks like she could pass for one of my classmates. At first I was like I just tried a run through, and after about 6-7 minutes, found myself at the start. This is going to be tricky Awesome, what texture pack is that? Sort of, there's also cost-of-living factors to take into account (workers in NY are going to inflate that numbers while workers in Oregon will deflate those numbers a bit). Perhaps per capita in each state nobody can be so stupid Hahaha...oh man. I'm pretty far behind but how much do you value the right to have guns? I think we should have free speech and a cure for aids, but I would give one up for the other. I don't think we should have the right to own guns and that's my opinion. Don't get me wrong, I see the appeal, I enjoy shooting shit up on cod, but I don't want to own a gun; much like how I don't want to beat a hooker to death after getting a hand job ala gta. I do however think the bill of rights should be updated to allow to for modern technology, that your forefathers hadn't thought of... do you agree? Or do you think the bill of rights will last FOREVER My direct ancestor was a fairly important British explorer in Africa. I didn't mention it when he came up in class, but when I mentioned to my professor after class that I will eventually inherit all of the things he brought back from his journeys (although most is in the museum), he was very ###### Jinro just showed the best control I have ever seen My family and I were traveling a few years ago, waiting around in a busy airport to go home to Boston. Somehow we mentioned our last name (let's say it's Smith - our last name, however, is not hugely common) in some story, and a guy comes up to us and he says "Excuse me, did you say your last name is Smith?" We say yes, and he goes "What a coincidence! My name is Tim Smith!" Then we were all sort of Mine was compromised a few months back too, it was hella weird. I was actually in the middle of playing, and would get logged out every ten seconds. Thought it was just connection trouble until I logged back in to find a level 1 character I hadn't created. Wait .. your supposed to wash them? We did a whole bunch of things there... went to a carpet factory, a ceramics factory, ate some great food, saw some of the cave churches and things. We saw one of the underground cities - turns out there are a huge number of them, and they even think that there are underground links between then major ones Upvoted! OMG! Me too! Holy cripes you're a Starcraft fan?! How do you manage to reddit and Starcraft at the same time And pregnant Girl with a metal guitar it was like one of those abstract anime movies with no subtitles So you're telling me it's more practical to invest 900 minerals in making a wall (with 3 rax unable to rally *into* your base, mind you) than to just spend those minerals on a few extra bunkers loaded with marines? ** I like I just got back into M:tG. I don't have the money for this. People seem to pay more attention to the afterthought of my comment I don't know whether to be honored or creeped out. I have a cyberstalker? Context: I have a 1.5Mbps connection with AT&T DSL, usually only get like 150kbps downloads. I recently wiped my harddrive and installed Windows 7, and had to redownload stuff. I download the client downloader, and made it download, then in 8 minutes it pops up saying it finished download You obviously don't see me in there then. That doesn't answer his question. I grew up in Holland and people don't even know it because my English is good - until I break out in Dutch and then it's like So...what you're saying is that if a 14 year old "man" rapes a man, we'd be all " > they prolly don't want you there anyway I do the same thing. I just gave an exam where a student determined that, if one doubles the pressure of a gas at room temperature while keeping the volume constant, the gas reaches a temperature of 10^26 Kelvin. Interesting. I live here in the West Coast (BC) and I've never seen milk in a bag Upvote for your user name At first, I thought the puppies' spines were worms what i really dislike is people praying to a lobster, because it has coincidental markings that make it appear like the virgin mary is on it. i mean, why not pray to a condom damn youre gonna have to move up here to canada now lol..how does that work down there in the states? do you actually have to pay for all/some of that 200k? insurance covers it? I'd be fine with asking a girl out to dinner etc (not so much with cafes since I have no experience with them). Hosting a party sounds pretty ominous A model UN would be quite awesome, but my browsing through the uni forums hasn't uncovered anything like that. Maybe I'm not looking for these groups properly you mean, he bathed WITH you? So its the Saturday night after the pokemon release, me and my 2 buddies are sittin around and we're like fuck....I miss pokemon. *Cue all of us looking at each other in silence Wat When I got my first computer, the first game I had was a FPS called Mortyr. I didn't know that you could use the mouse to aim, I just used the keyboard. Then one day I accidentally bumped into the mouse, my face: Making right turns on red? (Just moved here and getting into the habit of defending it after years of knocking it Yeah, the whole thing is pretty mind-boggling. A Psy. D. is definitely a good choice, especially because you get to actually help people. As for myself I'm in ROTC so I have to spend a couple years in the Air Force after I graduate. I actually find out what my job will be next Monday You found one of the only people to use their mouse on the left side of their computer!? After playing almost 900 hours of tf2 i only just worked out there was an option for 'quick weapon switch' Israel Awesome. That seems to be a good business model to get people starting out using it. $99 isn't too bad for a fully usable program, whereas $6700 for the full thing is a little less affordable. Ebenfalls Darmstädter hier I spent a couple hundred on the steam sales at the end of last year... Haven't touched any of them since my $20 Minecraft. This might actually be a good idea You think their treatment of a black girl is bad - you should see them board a train Open 10 links, get to this one, think "wtf am I looking at, better check the the comments..." Wouldn't it just be easier to gradually install PV cells on the offices? how the hell do you shit in the front That is really sad! dude, I feel for you. You know what bugs me, when I go to resturaunt, and on the menu one of the vegetarian dishes sounds really tasty, and I order it, people are like "dude your not a vegetarian?" and I'm like "sooooo? Try telling them the vines growing all over their walls need to be trimmed. You get this look: Are you spying on me? Disregard, after watching the full reel... I know who you are Yeah... especially because it was a Vietnamese restaurant. It is a sneaky little drink though. Seems so sweet, until you stand up to go and So in that case which way is North? ...Then why are you in /r/Minecraft? Back when I had my 2G Iphone, for some reason, it mysteriously dropped all the network information and wouldn't retrieve it. I called up T-mo and explained, and was told: "hold on while I switch you to our Iphone help desk A miniture camping stove along with three tanks of propane whoa... thanks for the heads up... I tried doing that, and I couldn't believe I wasn't hurting her! Did it just do what I think it did? so who is the child with *looks at your screen name after reading that My mother was abused and no one believed her, does that count? Cause its not necessarily me, just my mother... There's a hidden referral? How did you guys know that was a cloud? Girl Face technically its legal Then you get attacked by a swarm of pop up porn sites I've heard this is a super common dream for a lot of people. including me. id have to say, thats exactly what i do. very interesting thought Never even heard of Quora DON'T OPEN YOUR MOUTH! Which seat will she take at the grammys? I don't think I'm going to try that sandpaper technique to be honest. Holy crap, I hope that pond/river doesn't flood. Theres barely any elevation on the house You need to kill a super-elite mob without killing her add (think Endless Fleshbeasty but nastier and with an untouchable friend), and then you need to farm aforementioned adds (or go to the top of the falls and risk restarting at the hands of Guardian scum) while also finding a well-hidden object at the other end of the map, while at the same time hoping to find somebody able to make you a high-levelled Apothecary item for cheap. Then you have to go to the top of the falls again, only to then do a dungeon at the same spot, requiring another trek up the falls. Hope I didn't spoil anything, that's as succinct as I can get. I held my laptop upside down and then I Why is your cat making this face? - Why the hell is that video flagged? What the... 37 here. (holy crap, 37 ( gotta wonder what those people are thinking All the time ever since i was a little kid (due to me having an older brother) first anime i saw was Bubblegum crisis Tokyo 2030, those boomers gave me nightmares for weeks And there's even a ringtone... Yeah double shot of gin or vodka. I prefer vodka. It's the glass shape that makes it impossible. Anyone can chug liquor! I have no idea what this is. It's colored with a lot of grey, then rainbow colors, then black and white. how many dicks/hands do you have Only recently sat down to get into this series (just started 3) and loving it. Made it halfway through series 2 before I recognised who Walt actually was They make a wilderness and call it peace... WTF? Why are people downvoting you? wait so are gummy vitamins candy or medicine wow.. she really is creepy Same here! Jesus goatsee? mind=blown. Do I worship it or run away?! Confused! Gives new meaning to "The hands of God are upon you" that is me!!! I become a cleaning GOD His hair His hair THE.... FUCK.... Yeah, but it's a mechanical switch, I don't know that SetPoint would work -- or even if it did, it'd be so weird 'cause it would toggle both With a higher grade? "into dead people" Didn't you respond to my other comment offering help on Transformice? Not only do they, i think most of us do. Why keep readding the thing when you know you will be tinkering with your phone again. Maybe once or twice, but six or seven times?! No fair, I read the comments here before going to Zed's article. I was expecting some nice big long rant. Disappointing... He paid for a fancy URL and everything! Even creepier that someone seems to have assembled it in front of some kind of sewer tunnel Around 250 hours played (10days+) but I just saw this one guy in a lobby with 41 days 18/2 +7 = Even when you're high, $75 trillion will make you go Nice lips....how are they shaped in your sex face? I should link a friend request for you to my uncle...he's always got something to say that leaves me, Holy fuck i missed the pun. My bads. hehe RepostJesus eh :D comeon I'm new arnd here. i thot reddit'ld tell me if the link's already posted Yes. :( I have three Cannondales now. OH.MY.GOD.ME.TOO. Wait..... So COD commentator WoodysGamertag just happens to know and wrestle UFC fighter Joe Lauzon AND FPSRussia just happens to be there narrating all of this? That's really good news, cause I was starting to have second thoughts about this plan, greatbigliar. (*processes user name*) Or where Tasteless' right hand is i hope i never meet you in real life I swear it didn't a minute ago. I just saw his page and noticed that he had his facebook open where anyone can post on it........... [ [ She is a Guy??? Maybe He's the mother, letting them free to collect victims. wouldn't a wet towel tied around your nose/ mouth work? TIL the States use worse browsers on average than the rest of the world. I do not understand this sentence. you put the comma but my brain still didnt read it. i thought you got into a fight with anthony weiner I smoke way too much weed, so I am horrified as to the state of my memory when I turn 20 in a couple months agreed...they make solo cups in different colors dude noooo Some of those were wearing makeup in the before picture also I am not intelligent enough to realize the lulz that took place within this joke Mmmmkay. Yes, I suppose that is true. I wouldn't underestimate her. A lot of people seem to think she's cute or funny and I don't hear a lot of people (apart from Redditors) saying anything bad about her. UH. Pretty slick... but does it play Crysis? Seriously? The singing and guitar pass my check, but the drums?? Either Danny is impersonating a punk drummer, there's a guest drummer or he is having the only off day I've ever heard. That'd be the opiates and alcohol **Project Firestart**. First game that ever genuinely scared me as a kid. I haven't thought of it in so long and...*oh god, I never beat it!* Metal is declining? Fucking Shadowgate on the NES But they're using Chrome. You sir, may not be a liar. But you are a spammer She got a record contract? Ho... lee... eff. What? They normally go for 1 reclaimed each, if you give 2 reclaimed for them all you've saved a reclaimed metal, what the hell are you talking about? I'll PM you my story as it's a little convoluted I'm not in any groups... You're a cannibal? Wow, someone thought this was an idea that would take off? My mistake. I guess I'm the one with killin' on my brain. Wanna be friends? so if someone has to move out of state to follow a spouse you'd want them to eat the commute? Oh my god! Look at what this horrible drug has done to that poor, innocent boy! No wonder its illegal! Down with marijuana, before we know it he is going to be smoking meth if he isn't already That was the first time I ever actually read an entire article all the way through. How'd a pvp get to carrier/void? Out of curiousity, I wonder what happens if you have an android phone with a google voice number... 2 bags/week? I'm not the tripping kind. I hate the feeling of starting to trip out, not my thing. At first I was like Why is that guy even was main IT guy I remember taking this, thanks for getting back to us! I seem to be one of the few here that owns Green. I was going to go South of Cocoa Beach, and avoid the oil and stuff...and teenagers that might cause trouble Actually, her Twitter says she's not a model. Wiki and its craziness Get new friends...it's not Ok I do have a penis... Are these pubes? That movie was so fucked up I had to go home and watch some Disney movies to repair the damage Oh my! ... oh my oh my I live in Michigan also and use "pop" and "soda" interchangeably. Soda never ceases to earn me a Seriously, I haven't even spent that much on the last three *entire functional cars* I've bought I've come to believe that all of these issues are designed to drive the casual YouTube commenter crazy when they visit Reddit, and thus they leave without diluting the hivemind IQ. The last thing we need is people that have something better to do to start hanging around here, mucking up the place. Us forever aloners are far more dedicated. Used to be that my only nightmares involved getting tickled in various situations. Thanks for this story... I've never tested the buttons on my shirts I just tried it and it says to "enable virtual camera". I'm not sure what this means, and it cuts off on the screen before it explains it. OH GOD WHY DID I WATCH THIS?! Okay, this is weird timing. Just got LP4 and was listening to it when I opened /r/minecraft paper football?? Seth likes to defecate in his best friend's yard? Obviously the guy is just reposting something already publicly available, that's all reddit it, reposting publicly available data. But like WTF!? Crysis is written by Richard Morgan?!?!?! Must resist... urge to buy... LEGO!!! ** Impossible you say? ty for the don't run alone tip Rebecca? yeah..it was my own way of defending myself. against myself. gah i need to stop being so judgemental I keep finding friends on there all the time. Lately, OKC has been suggesting the good friend of one of my friends that i occasionally hook up with. Talk about slightly awk. ......dude wat It just doesnt make sense...I think people dislike him just because some jackals decided they didnt like him for whatever reason and the tag-alongs join the bandwagon. Guess its like they say, haters gonna hate So...is that land still for sale? WTF?! !!! That was freakin' awesome!! Love the totally rad theme going on there. I'd love to see that photographer take photos of other theme weddings! ow ow ow ow ow. my hair is way too coarse for this to ever work out ok. Can handwriting be sexy? I ....yeah it does I was going to write a super long comment about female ents and their "cute" bowls but then I forgot where I was going with it If it makes you feel any better I can't sleep now either after reading your post The little Jew kid sleeps on a set of padded stairs? I thought everyone did I can't stop watching this Why is there so much water in that toilet? An egg and ham pancake sandwich? That was utterly Then who laid the egg? i did until i dropped my book in the toilet when i stood up to flush As a European I do not understand americans and their fascination with peanut butter But.. but.. you said you already played the best [10] game only you did things in the wrong order, [10] MINECRAFT! see I tried to visualize this from the text but I was like ugh brain not work then I clicked and was He's only 22. He makes more in millions than how old he is. Wait... they have Aldi in Ireland? ohhh great for growing beards ...I can't believe nobody had ever made a rage comic about this before true fact we are You look like a Bollywood movie star Please tell me how to easily obtain a Darkmoon card set. Baby math, never heard of that before Holy crap - a fighter pilot *and* a game developer? Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap! I instead had a mental image of the man throwing the mine like a Frisbee when I read that line... It doesn't matter, it was sending it WIRELESSLY. No, I mean Wikipedia is not the most reliable of sources. I don't actually download/install the game from Steam, I just buy it and then use the pirated version. Does that still happen? HOLY CHECK ARTOSIS, THATS AMAZING Only if they identify ALL the body parts. Side note, but good god that profile is terrible between the duck face default and the blatant "here are my boobs, they're obvi the best part about me!" pictures I'm sure people would be more receptive if you used a different username. Whu!?! Wow! So many downvotes! Guess no one likes Clapton. So many meetings Google has "No meetings Thursdays"????...are you serious? I once had a job where we had a company-wide meeting from 8am to 9am EVERY day. 99% of the crap never even affected me. I never understood why someone would actually vote for the Conservative party... Why didn't he get any string? ¯\ At first I thought it was the dog too, but there's an easy-to-miss frog in the foreground wait, you can actually do this? Sure, I tag my teammates with tracer darts from time to time but I never knew it actually worked on enemies...is this in HC or normal? And will the rocket seek them out? it's self-meta ...y-y-you? that *soon*? how old are you, 20s? Making burgers, apparently. I NEED IT God What's scary is that queen is the one who injects larvae and the hatchery spawns them. That means the queen is actually the dude I'm strangely looking forward to next week's musical episode. Is that a long haired dachshund? This happens to me about 3-4 times a day GL with that. When Rick Sanchez still worked here, I could t even explain to him why car doors open underwater once the inside is flooded. Upvoted, but...I can't believe I am observing a comment with over ten upvotes and no downvotes. It's like...a narwhal with legs Wow, suddenly this seems really dirty Why is MBT talking about celebs and what not? Yikes This Kristen Stewart is the new Steven Seagal That may be the best response to that question Each archons oneshots basically 3-4-5 Zerglings per attack? Bah ha! Boob grenade! That's a good, humiliating story to break the ice in a new group of people. I don't think it's you because I know his reddit name ;) Either way, good luck with that sleeping molesting, man. It could prove awkward if you ever had kids who want to sleep in your bed though TIL Richard Dawkins coined the term 'meme'. "Why do you stop at green?" "BECAUSE THE OTHER GUYS HAVE RED Came here to say the same thing. Well, not the dog kicking part. Pleated Pants Yes. Hope the nausea away. Or perhaps a steady regimen of 200C Oscillococcinum (sugar) pills. Thank you a lot! You, and your team, make my life better. Not all day, but you do every day. It is very hard to find a business model this days that actually leaves you more satisfied than you expected. I know I'm your product, not your customer, but now I know how a coke must feel like. And it's great! GSXR front end, Yosh exhaust, double bubble screen, tank grip, wheel stripe tape, , frame sliders, after market blinkers, and That's one hell of an acid trip My god, your hair is awesome Lol, what the fuck did I just watch? ben "to check out" c'est pas vérifier My boyfriend asked an about to be priest this question. His response was that during the war they were in desperate need of priest so they let anyone in, so it wasn't hard compared to now. Also that they let in homos, which was correlated to being a pedophile Not sure how I'd respond if I found a girl sniffing my armpit I didn't think they were subjective and when do you make time for your video games? Pet the fuck out of a cat... lol, this is from my town Or both soldered together. Like that guys marble collection Why do those plates even exist? For that money he could probably get 25 used Squier Bullets. Also, people who lived in Europe. Why are they "dancing" like mentally deficient show dogs? Stephen Segal at 1:16? I don't know why this is so funny to me I thought I did Yeah, he does seem to actually slow down. That should not be happening. for $29.95? For the first year or as the regular price? Me Gusta. I certainly *hope* so since chatroulette banned me. Hey Japanese people, I think it's time to move somewhere new Schertz/Cibolo is not very expensive... Holy crap. I went to elementary school with them in California. The yellow shirt girl was my best friend, Anita. I also recognize the girl white - Samantha. I had a great time actually. Not sure if any Redditors were there but a few people from college showed up and it was good times had by all. Switched between Maker's and Sully's then after Happy Hour went to Molly Malone's on Bardstown Rd. and smoked a cigar. Work was at 8AM the next day Why do you yourself call it odd hobbies? Kosher salt? 27 I had no idea there was so much charge in a disposable camera! You're defending Seth Rogen? I don't know which is more disturbing, that he had a period, or that it was six months long £280 for me I thought most redditors were on the spectrum... I'm not alone The lyrics actually aren't all nonsense The Star Destroyer off to the right Forgive me if this sounds dumb, but I didn't realize Broodlords required an answer I. DON'T. EVEN. KNOW. I watched the whole thing I am a lady and actually a mother. wat? Neha told me ~50k I don't get what 1.3 has to do with this... And afaik protoss got nerfed in 1.3 Are you me from two weeks ago? Thanks for taking a swing at this. I've actually had conservative Christian friends of mine use the exact reasoning you were guessing they might think. My reply to them is always along the line of, "But, if the government represents the people, and is an entity, "of the people, by the people, and for the people", then it should represent how we believe people should be treated.". I often add an example like if we were a nation of Charlie Manson satanists or KKK members that would like to hang people, then we might want a government that leaves people to starve, suffer, or die. That usually leaves them looking like Wait, did you lose weight or did your boobs get bigger This is true. He was sucking her milk when she was sleeping, then she suddenly awoke and realized what was going on and pushed him away and in the event, her breastmilk squirted into what we call... the milky way ... Wow! So they specifically said that the sex couldn't be loud? Like the poor bloke I'm dating now? 170 Watts How can your view on gun safety be any different than if I pull the trigger there is a 1/6 chance I will die Aww, yeah. I used to work with NetGates, and they did bizarre shit like that all the time. They weren't very good back then, heh. Provided some solid entertainment, in a way. You are?! YES! Exactly, I'd much rather be bad at something because I'm dumb. I can fix being dumb, kind of hard to stop being a girl. Not impossible, but very impractical, plus I'd probably still be dumb. I've had a lot of coffee tonight. how come the reddit aliens are rubbing their tummies? Is this real? Their eyes are so Shane's is a great place He was obsessed over the rocky horror picture show? this shall be our april 1st youtube video Wait... what? How many zergs out there know how to use zerg properly then ....Are you a wizard? Glass has just shattered... I never really thought about why Professor Oak seemed to always be at Ash's mom's house the jump from 4 to 5 was like I wish I could up-vote you more then once. It is like you're in my brain. 7:02 am ManSenith went carrier opening and beat Sen Oh Snap that firewall def gonna stop people from sneaking in ... Why does this exist? Do people actually care enough to look at other people eating alone? pedobear going Aren't those tent caterpillars? You need to burn the tree that it came from, so that it doesn't spread to other trees. I've never seen or heard or anything like this before. They usually spread to more for sources, but a building isn't. That looks... fucking perfect! When my desktop wallpaper makes no sense... Today's APOD is a video. its like......you know me That's what I thought... the dog definitely goes to the cat to touch it in this reality and then looks back at the screen... THERE'S A PIGEON?! If it wasn't so damned expensive, I'd have eaten two tabs of acid and gone myself. But people do this. Joe Rogan has his own wait, did all that happen in ONE day? So it's a coincidence? This might be worthy of a quick test. The arguement that only unchannel spells can still last during zonya's effect isn't entirely true. TF's port during gate still works even though he normally can't autoattack or cast spells while porting (at least I don't think he can Oh no...I hope you understand the source you're getting your information from It's really common in Asian circles (I, being Asian, would know), so feel free to steal. I had thought these types of vertical emoticons would have made it into the mainstream by now ... are you serious? You're not joking? I *work* next to ground zero.... am I in some kind of trouble here Whoa... that's serious stuff. Boss had better be giving her a raise anyways, yeah? I was walking back to my car after putting my shopping cart away and I waved to this lady to give her the okay to park next to me and stood behind my car as she pulled into the space. I stood there and watched her scrape against my car as she tried to pull in. She then backed out, went down the aisle and parked farther away. It was just some slight scratches, so I wasn't overly concerned and waited for her to walk back to my car. When she walked up to me she was all flustered and I told her I wasn't worried about the scratches, but then she blamed it on *me* and told me I should have moved my car before she pulled into the space next to me. I missed your original thread but just read it. Tap on the glass. There all like, Sunday afternoons. This wasn't a scheduled one, we just got in Mumble and recorded for like seven hours its weird the 1st thing i thought of was Hitler when i 1st seen this..but now i dont know why.. jaw dropped at the bicycle picture. EEEEKS! Photobucket probably has 100 times the images hosted on than imgur. I don't see what you mean by centering the image, since imgur doesn't center theirs either at a punt, i would say yes Bad parking is bad parking. No excuses. Fuck you. Wow. TIL that the G&T was made because Brits didn't like the taste of medicinal tonic water, and put gin in it to make it taste better. My desk is right next to a closet that has no door. I read with the lights off. It is so dark in there. Sometimes there's the illusion of movement. Wait so all you're waiting for is some random internet person's say-so to start wearing thongs? Holy crap, there's a Smith from the Matrix behind him wait what? They dont stand? how? Mine did it because "well your dad is circumcised and we didn't want you to wonder why yours was different." How do you strafe? I'm really confused as to why this is not yet rated. Holy crap! Wait, you got your guy to stop mid-sex to get dinner and a movie? How does that even make sense!? Only as long as it's an ISLAMIC dagger What have I done. Actually, you gotta remember that's a profession where most of your patients have something wrong with them....down there. i hear u can import reindeer meant (read:pork) from bahrain. oh i guess not anymore Maybe you *are* Obi-Wan. What. You wanna add even more stress to the servers?! Did anyone see dimaga say "gg gl hf"? Paying 60 euros to be a walking billboard what the ... Not only does time simply "move slower", but my proper time appears the same to me while your coordinate time appears to slow, and at the same time your proper time appears the same to *you* while my coordinate time appaears to slow. only 10%? damnit. I tipped 20% there as I usually do back in the states. no wonder the waitress I had at the breakfast shop every morning loved me I swear i've seen this before That tyre must have some seriously notable traction Really? Ostara Bunny is possessed stopping effing around on your first day...ohh congrats Holy shitballs this looks like awesome fun Yay, you're a bitch. Come at me, bro. Dang shows what I know about Windows I think that's a problem with Flash, man. Linux has really shit Flash support because Adobe can't do it right. \ me too wow one day it was only my brothers and i that were home. none of us knew how to cook. but there was chicken being fried on the stove.... My female rabbit does this to our male cat my balls too look like lest we spore them segfault. Just ask him. If he second guesses you punch him in the face then kick him in the gonads while he's down. I'm joking. The dude's your friend, if you suspect him of being all >=o instead of The guy in the video looked like he had metal levers which made me won my placement and was dropped from diamond rank 45 to diamond rank 90 A girl drank your piss and you still wanted to fuck her? Wat? Looks like a hi-tech computer case Whoo! I ~~am~~ *was* in Gold, but won a PvP (the other guy tried to 4gate on Tal'Darim close spawn, but I had more units than him with a 3gate Robo and, you'll know its me because I look like a creep... also, long hair... and nate might be going to 170 I don't even have anything to say to this. We're using 755's and 760's at my work. My eyes literally went " Part *one*? What do you mean YOU PEOPLE? A girl featured in the Disney movie Tron: Legacy is deemed nsfw..what has the world come to? You mean you're doing it for FREE?! I believe... that is a man's face... Yup. Won my placement match and got put in diamond, again. I was in a similar situation, playing a lot of silver players during the lock. I got placed in bronze at first, then 2 wins and 1 loss later I was promoted to silver. I can scarcely wrap my head around a 130 degree difference from summer to winter. I am the hot guy I'd be more concerned about how it got in there in the first place. BLACK SWAN... Stop reminding me my brain is fucking with me! Are you suggesting that Muhammad was the equal of George Washington? This is just awesome how these robots are playing naturally at ping-pong! Your girlfriend gives you suggestions about fooling around with other people? How big is your server?! Wow I never noticed he was on rollerskates 1:38 You're a guy and you *regret* a sexual experience? What the hell did she do to you? Yeah, hand-picking the groups is You guy's requested an AMA? What the shit Why does it say this submission has -1 comments? I thought I deleted that post =/...its so ... sad Clearly I need more practise in reading comics, I read the first two colums first wut? Holy crap woah, YouTube stream? I enjoyed both 2 and 3 very much I am the OP the snozberries taste like snozberries I was just thinking that. what was it it doesn't seem to make a difference whether i leave programs open for 5 minutes, 5 hours or 5 days! Is he wearing a wig? I'm not sure if this makes "him" better...or worse. Yes, yes we are. It's actually a careful mixture of knowing what I am talking about and mixing in specifically wrong or particularly caustic things. If you go too far off the deep end people won't buy it, but then if you don't go far enough people will never get it... which is frequently more frightening IMO (you should see some of the shit I've said that people have agreed with this is freaking me out Or he could actually have the pistons move the blocks upward twice (somehow... still working on how...) and move into a little alcove already made. How did they sign it if it was sealed How do you play like that Using her logic, how can someone have an abortion without being pregnant? Wha.. what the hell is this? I once had a dream in which my mom raped me and I married her. wow...this is just scary....the fact that this came from your head Oh, never thought of the kyatt as being useful for anything other than the teleport There will be rivers of blood and the cries of the tormented will echo till the end of time Yeah. Sleep, for me, is just an empty, uneventful gap between getting things done. I don't even have nightmares anymore Trust me, I'm waiting to see what the real reason can still be. you will have to to play online ... There's some variant of the Reddit Alien on the poster in the background You might get some weird looks if you are talking with another Asian in English. People may just assume you are both Japanese and take offense, thinking that you are choosing to exclude them from listening in. Happened to a Chinese-Kiwi friend of mine. If it's those colours it's not Yeah i dont think sen played well but still props too marine king for keeping his cool. When tastosis said there was 15 muta's on the way with 0 thors i was like Just hope they get mail Holy shit, I had always heard it as "excuse me while I kiss this guy" That sounds about right, although I feel like 4th years should be higher than that (only 25? Lion in this case so, let me get this straight: you are sporting a bright red 'sunburned' leg...right next to Mr. Top Left Guy who just so happens to be sporting a similarly dyed-looking navy blue leg? For some reason, I love Boris I'm on regular ladder. I couldn't play monday cause my lady was going out of town on tuesday, so had to spend time with her. and then I only played an hour or 2 on tuesday. So I got a late start, but with the help of some pro redditors, my summon necromancer is now lvl 36ish, and in act 4 of nightmare ._.^o_o^ 127 hours So Microsoft are complaining about *someone else* having a monopoly? What the fuck did I just watch Multiple? New logo I did now. That ain't pantheism, anthropomorphizing, or black magic. But it's a far cry from anything I'd be able to follow based on what I've been taught. It sounds like Shi'aas twelvers or whatever, with "something unseen" being passed from Ali (*ra*) to others. Proxy stargate with 3 rax? Even the Finns call it ananas AFAIK its Piña in spanish, not ananas Ha. My thoughts *exactly*. Fucking hell... "no matter what her emotional state"... my mind is *blown* that somebody could think this. Yeah, I'm sure that Christina Hendricks naked, crying and begging you not to fuck her would be *hells* of sexy I only own one pair of shoes, and they are worn out sneakers. What's that say about me? /golfclap? Were you expecting Fallout, or was that just me? holy shit the tuberculosis was a little extreme wasn't it?? was [8]... now [1.5]... TIL. He's like a drunken Lewis Black It's... the ultimate troll yeah, mine is a 5-point check. i can't believe how many other people do this Rims huh... I guess its something like those baboons with the colourful asses At my biggest, I was probably 128 lbs or so What if gets scared and removes it?! I swear I've seen those stockings before. so so true. 4 penises good 2 penisies ba... Er, you can remove it when it's raw, before cooking it I just checked one site and it showed $24,000 minimum TIL Anchorage is also called "a-town" Am I supposed to be turned on or not? She's not crying. I have a lot of pictures where I look absolutely shocked because people kept telling me to open my eyes more. Thus a lot of I'm getting cavities from all this eye candy How old is this footage? Wow. My story also happened in NC. Wȩll, my friȩnd usȩd somȩthing likȩ "my friȩnds arȩ stickȩd to thȩ samȩ shit", and I immȩdiatȩly corrȩctȩd hȩr as "stuck", but shȩ insistȩd and usȩd dictionary links so much, shȩ madȩ mȩ doubt... and "stickȩd" rȩally doȩs appȩar in most onlinȩ dictionariȩs as "past tȩnsȩ of stick"... Kids love the "Talking Hippo, cat, monkey, etc..." apps... Anything that records their voice, then replays it back in higher or lower tone. Also, they seem to like Pee Monkey for some reason Okay, you win. I can't translatë that onë. even porn??? I wondered the same damn thing when I played through in my suit (very recently). Mitt ansiktsuttryck - I was thinking about clicking an ad, just to make her day or something, but, after I disabled AdBlock, I was shocked to see that there are no ads in her blog. How is that even possible? I have a long scar running up the inside of my thigh which I got as a little kid. I was playing with a bamboo cane and somewhere along the line it got stuck in the ground and I ran into it. A couple of cms to the left and I may well have turned my balls into a kebab My daughter is special needs (OCD) and I have done demo for a number of her aspie and special needs friends. My suggestion is that 3.5 is OK, but you may want to consider going 4e. You want to engage the imagination, and the details are going to be randomly (to us anyway) seized upon. One of the early games, when the kobolds tried an ambush, they rushed out and saved the mules, not the caravan, just mules. That's gigantic Destiny is not even on the faster end of pros I'm so glad someone else consistently dreams about zombies. Strangely enough, they don't bother me much... I mean, they're coming to kill me or whatever, 9/10 times, but I don't get stressed out by it, it's not a nightmare. Ironically, I also can't punch well or run fast in dreams so maybe I should be more stressed I'm surprised you're not a mod on here yet. What we need is more legislation as a reaction to isolated incidents. What could possibly go wrong? Oh. My. God. A Police Police state Your head looks like it went from squished to unsquished.... I need mold to make blue cheese 666 upvotes So I played 5 games ages ago and placed into gold. Haven't played again till reset, lost my placement to a gold, promoted to platinum. Holy fscking crap! I thought that maybe the spider in the background did it. oh my god you'd b3 surpris3d of how many ppl th3r3 is in our guild wait... so why did you miss your period then? I thought lesbians had those too... I wanted to avoid minecraft... but I couldn't. Grades aren't suffering... yet. Sorry didn't get the joke -_-' And no, no, no assumptions are bad I don't think it was a bowling ball either, a bowling ball can cause severe damage but not this severely. When I was doing hours at an ER I once saw a mechanic who's ring got caught somewhere on an engine, ripped the ring & flesh clean off and this has no effekt? ........ NOW I do ** Didn't see it. Never happened. I did not realize that I made a palindrome of words i thought this was gonna be about arizona joining mexico "expected to be done in december 2012" haha they know This is what I first thought too. Awesome work. TIL: This psycho lived in my home town YOU HAVE THREE Looking at the two of them side by side now I think they are of the same basement, just from different sides The image code is PeD0 But this is th3 third day What seems more off than anything is that his led is glowing stronger than the tube itself. That just seems odd to me I read this and went Two kids at the same time, man. I mean chicks...yeah chicks Well that's not completely horrifying and creepy. Did we just really thread this discussion? I hopé you got miné ...equipped with pincers?! Love the thought process. How about suicides? Maybe some people who didn't want to risk infecting their families. Fucking *elections*??? Jesus Christ, man. This game sounds hardcore. And a nice round ass. knicks and celtics??? I logged in early this (yesterday?) morning and had a spore, gave it away and logged out for the day. So I'm not sure if I had the pleasure of mold, but I'm ok with that But...there are four people there Godly. I actually agree THAT WAS HIM Indeed, we should totally teach children both the "galaxies" theory and that the milky way is all there is. You know, teach the controversy A thinking problem What a play by Berbatov What if he comes back with a whole crew of believers to rid him of his evil? r/pokemontrades is active every day That's the first thing I noticed I have a similarly daunting task ahead of me. While I have current business here in China (where I am living right now), these are temporary projects, and I would have far more opportunities if I were to finish learning Mandarin. I'm even learning to read the characters, which is another challenge on top of it all Already answered, but he has a surprisingly good/high voice Oh man, that one annoys me to no end how many cofounders are there? Holyshitwhatinthefuck. Why do you have 16000 IP For any other redditors who commented they have giveaway copies, I'd much appreciate one Coke zero or diet mountain dew. It's ok it's diet. No calories. Its crazy because TIL that one of my co-workers is a redditor ...I'm not sure if I want to click that link TheGoodOttoKatz -> are you asking me or the OP? Why would you ever think that is a good place to put a lighter? Any word when we're gonna have it here? I'm in Austin too. VZW rep told me the other day "by the end of the year," but he wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, I also overheard him telling a customer that wifi's max range was 30 feet omg Oh my god, all those feet John is a failed Elvis impersonator. He also has a very impressive bulge OMG DOOD IT MUST BE CUZ THEYRE SO CHEAP AND EASY AND STUFF AND I AM SO GLAD UR ON THE CASE I went hiking today. It was almost 90. Sometimes...I get too high first I'm an idiot. For some reason I assumed you were talking about Gitmo, and I was like i dislike it? lol wth? kill turret at lvl 1.. Anyone notice this guy's name is Welsh for "abortion" or "miscarriage"? I was like "aww cute panda" and then I was like Vision of Bear in a Toga... it's not so much that long comics bother me, but just that >6 panel comics seem to contain *a lot* of text which could otherwise be condensed. c'est Halo. Build config is a black art. Make is amazingly powerful but terse. The result - write-once/write-only code. It works, don't question it. wow guys, go play these games, they aren't that long WHAT the hell. My, my A common analyzation of the book is that the three acts of the book have three very disparate viewpoints and reasons to exist. I would agree that part 1 and 2 are stronger, but I look at part 3 as a several-thousand word version of the last sentence of a lot of shorts. The "Gotcha!" twist that makes you go I thought that was Maxwell on the right. I'm trans. When my extended family was told about my medical transition beginning, an Aunt asked my mother if I could come over to "check out" my younger cousin, to see if he was actually a transgirl. You are the only other person I have ever "met" that spells their name like this. :) But I am probably much older than you. Most "bree's" or "Bri's" or "Brie's" I meet are under 25, born when the name started getting popular. IF this is not the case then you made my day! No chance you leave on the east coast? I Wonder if it's a regional thing I'm embarrassed for the actors involved and it makes it even harder to watch. half to do well... I never knew the "what" God you've been here since the bginning Good news everyone! That should be the title of your next post. And I meant fingers... ... this is the same thing the announcer from Monday Night Combat says. Why? WTF? This reddit post got me to thinking, and now I can't stop. One of these days I'll get even with Congruence. I have to make a new deck now and everyone will be like To quibble pseudo-philosophically; it is also possible that the stains are *not* bacterial colonies. It doesn't change anything to me scvs are op so learn to play without those... Wow. Thanks I just knew the jpg versio of this comparison. does that mean you read 60 books in 2 years? I have to say...as someone who played all the Pokemons from Red and Blue till Gold and Silver, I'm really surprised that people aren't tired of it yet...anything with Pokemon in it is so popular here, like it's 1998 Hmm...reminds me of a crazy Tokamak. In a way. Is that nuclear fusion happening in the center? (g)od help us all when they evolve thumbs. is your cat laying down and standing on it's front feet at the same time? Didnt seem to disturb him that much Grr....can't connect for some reason. Not really sure what to think, at least I know it's not photoshopped though! Either way, I think it would be very chewy I did this twice in the same class of about 50-60 people. Professor did it to start and finish the semester. People were very At first I thought someone was still on, thought he went brain dead Why just the liver? I'm actually a pretty big thing... thanks! i love r/comics. i spend way too much time here. and r/iwantout I'm not criticizing you, I'm also studying engineering and feel the exact same way What's the ETA on going back up? I'm getting the twitches without my fix Thank God you aren't near him. Jeez lady. The saxophonist seems really... out of place next to those. Thought the same thing. Followed by " Yup. Even after I read the comic, I understood it as his wife telling him he has pancreatic cancer, and he has 4 months to impregnate her you did it again National Geographic will never be the same So reddit supports racism. Yeah, sorry, seems like every time I'm online you're not and vice versa What? How did you get me pointing out grammar from that? UConn is only favored by 3 Jesus, he really is the anti-Reagan. Now we have Obama Republicans What all are they running on a Wii that's driving the processor so hard as to need water cooling? THIS good sir is a fullfilment of my randome childhood fantasy of catching wild animals with my bare hands! I look up to such inventiveness and applaud your success! ...next step, FISH I think the History Channel actually uses that book as a major source for one of their Ancient Alien specials. I just had this face Imagine all the food you could've bought with the XBOX money! Wouldn't there be *no* dry cleaning fee for not wearing clothes? The linked website has a pretty poor Web of Trust rating. Click at your own risk You do that. (c) Holy crap, I really want to take that class. Why would you place lava above yourself? So it can flow back down the stairs and burn you?! thanks! your talk of cheese has made me hungry It looks like she tried to ice it while it was still warm.. I'm suddenly left wondering why I never listened to them beyond "The Negation" (which I fucking love) Okay to sum this whole video up, its basically about a little boy being forced to dance like a male stripper to be able to express his talent...While crying... That wood've been painful.. While looking up the number of consecutive games he had I learned A.C. Green played in 1,192 straight games spanning from 1986 to 2001. He only missed 3 games his entire career and all 3 were in his second season. That's insane. To put that in perspective, Kevin Garnett has played 1,191 games. Green played Kevin Garnett's entire career worth of games consecutively. *Facepalm*... this is my biggest pet peeve of all time. Or more accurately, "Do you *believe* in evolution?" I feel like I'm getting dumber just being around them. Mouthbreather is my new favorite term for this group of people. Does this work on Dissertations? Idra actually looks buff compared to Edward I think the thing that surprises me the most about your post is that you texted your girlfriends mom. Never in all my relationships have I texted a gf's mom.... it sucks being an american sometimes. I see the kgs and I'm like.... Am I the first 16 year old poster A free ounce of *hash* Dude, that hair. Nah you look good, but seriously THE HAIR **four out of five people are Goatze Its the waist to hip ratio. Small waist to+breeding hips=mating instinct. Read it while dieting when googling tips. Also found out a man is more likely to nut in their girl after not seeing her for awhile to claim her with his scent and some of his sperm actually kill any other mans sperm. Thank you manswers for that last one. I... oh... you should probably ask your partner, but then again, what if they become aware of it when you bring it up? TMI dude... It's strange to me that that has never crossed my mind. EVER. 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I had never been so sucked into a series quite like I was with Monster; it kept me at the edge of my seat and I was dying to know more at the end of each episode. It was long yes, but very worth watching all the way through, especially during the moments when you're like ".....=/ hmm, hmm, thing aren't moving too fa....wait, WHAT?! Daaaamn! So... are the son and daughter all forehead too? The woman on the left looks like Jade Goody "Christians and Hindus smell bad and have yellow eyes" I was like Oh, I didn't realize the Grand Prix was that weekend. There's a Disneyland Meetup the next day too A towel? We are using mostly ProCurve. 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OMG that would be epic. ... you're hot! Not so much a WTF moment. But more of a shocked moment. I was flying from Dulles (I think) to Douala, Cameroon (in Africa). Long ass flight. When we landed everyone (native Africans) clapped. I was like Any diamond that was there got blown to hell and back. Five months ago. Wow, usually I read these with mild shocked amusement, but this one ..... this one is *horrifying.* At first I was like o_O and then I was like Is that... a penny-farthing? mmmm now you sound like uncle Joey, are you uncle Joey? He's never said that I went to a BBQ at my twin's work place and got their before she did, most knew she had a twin but didn't realize i'd be there at this event, so this guy comes up and gives me a big hug... then looks over my shoulder and sees my twin. He says "OH! That's why that hug was so cold and distanct!" My ex boyfriend went over and started rubbing my sister's knee once. She gave him the whoa...that's crazy Wow. Talk about a misparse on that title... That is so much win You mean those weren't testicles Brinton Calvin Hair on arms too There was some semi-nude Faye fan-service a week or so ago So he got the cancer from the dog?? That's really sad... I can't believe you put a :) after saying you got a picture of the dead cat Nice! Thanks, i noticed that Cobrinha has a drop-in fee on his site, which is like 50$! is that typical? This might turn into a pretty expensive trip if i have to pay 50$ a day to train When I was about 10 years old I was at a public swimming pool with my parents some time. My dad was drinking a cup of coffee, holding it in front of him, taking a sip every now and then. All of a sudden I heard this soft *splash* sound. I turned around and saw a That movie forever changed the way I look at food. Nothing is safe most of these I saw the first one and thought, oh she looks pretty good thin. Then the second one was her 'thin' photo and I was like If it helps, I'm not a Libertarian; I found this page by accident Wow, that worked surprisingly well. I was like "oh were close, but damn it still pretty far away... here it comes... here it comes... any second.... were almost there... I actually queued up for a random BC dungeon late at night last week with my brother, me on a prot paladin, and him on a resto shaman. We had to wait 3 minutes I've done/felt this before. And I remember one time me and my friend were leaving our smoking spot in the woods and we were walking down the trail and it felt like we were on a treadmill. We thought we were never going to get out This would absolutely work if you were mysteriously under the patient's skin... WUT? Preston is hit and miss. I wouldn't say it has a bad reputation for racist reasons, it's just unfortunate that a lot of the lower income families who live there happen to be black and people kind of jump to conclusions about statistics like that. One of my coworkers lives there, and he sort of likes it (nothing wrong with the house or neighbours, he just really wants to live out in the country). Highfield Park is a weird neighbourhood in that it's full of incredibly nice, warm, welcoming people from all different walks of life and income brackets while also being full of drug dealers, people prone to violence, people off their medication because they can't afford it anymore, and general crazy heads. Nothing has ever happened to me in the years I was there (the bus terminal was my transfer point), but the one morning I was late and missed my bus my usual bus driver had to intercede an attempted murder and perform emergency first aid until the paramedics showed up. I see wut you did there I must get this AHHH WTF?!?! What has my relationship status got to do with fitness ka-ray-zayyyyyyyy I can't even imagine what it'd take to get to and from those houses! Except my ass is actually too big, I wasn't even trying to make it look bigger Why were you flying over West Africa from Johannesburg to Cairo? nice puppys, I mean puppy Did that dude just give his gun to that chick? wait, HoA can prevent me from painting my house with the color i want? Thank you. When someone says a joint has more tar than a cigarette, I think "aren't there 24 cigarettes in a pack?" I can't remember the last time I smoked 24 joints in a day The guy who left the voicemail. same here... when I saw my name on the new tab, cool art Real person...? Upvote for you. They should also offer a bit more for donations than what is currently in place. I think the mold was a bit of a gambit there, actually. I spent $30 to mold people The prophecy is fulfilled Except for the electrical issues. PC board, I'm looking at you My first time was with a stripper, does that count? That was a good interview. I'm surprised more of it wasn't bleeped out on NBC The thought of your boyfriend having a boner around his mom one day when they're both naked sickens me and it wouldn't surprise me if it's happened. Can you imagine what she would be like if you actually dated her. I do, habit i guess it was a pretty bad one.. why do you argue for that then? and in the end tell me it was only a joke.. "This is just a sketch...' I watch the show! I was like WTF what I saw that episode. Another show that gets me to be WTF sometimes is iCarly Duuuuuuuude. Sorta like "We've saved or created millions of jobs"??? Click click. TIL Puerto Rico is actually part of the USA average looking? Had me going there for a minute You have seen thousands of double fisting cocks at frat parties? So hard to understand why they just don't pick up the trash. Silly maces. LOL imagine if it was a gun. Bing, what are you doin' here? I thought I told ye to go fuck your mother. I thought he was gonna shit, pow ping, those fuckers. Hey, I wish I was big just once. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You're really funny, you're really funny....... TIL stalkers were originally going to cost 150/150 better than boner slayer She has infected the nation. Ummm....okay. People need tutorials for screen protectors now Right click the back button and choose where you want to go. Try clicking on that link after eating chili dogs... And then you find out that conflict didn't actually exist. Yet after finding out you didn't feel guilty for doubting, or betrayed by the presenter, or any feeling really, just an "Oh, okay" moment and carry on. Also, the response of the orientalist/Islamophobe/etc. is, "2+2=5!!! 2+2=5!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And after the This reminds me of the excuse of why we don't live to 900 years anymore. Apparently we had perfect DNA until original sin and the subsequent genetic mutations are why we don't live as long I'll give you attack. Skarmory's lowest stat is Special Attack, so unless you have some unique plan, I can't see what use it would be Wow. I definitely went into some sort of trance. omg my mom thought it meant someone was having sex....apparently "balling" meant something totally different back in the 70's This is so old. How is this on front page? if you get fewer stalkers how do you protect your collossus And 2 of them are first edition zomg zomg zomg there are images! aye OMFG... I was looking at this for a few minutes and suddenly the ones out the outside opened their eyes. I swear, I __SWEAR__ they did not have eyes before! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too creeped out for 7:15 in the morning... And like I said, it isn't the IT staff or even dept. as a whole but management. If it's any consolation, it gets worse in corporate IT. That Sefaty Helmet looks like a Mario shell It's faint enough that it's more likely reflected light from the wall behind the camera Holy shit - apparently we've all been playing zerg completely wrong HOOK SHOOOOOT! Holy Sht How lohg Did you make this ? This submission came before the I must have grown in the time between OP and you because I've seen both I see "quirk" has taken a heavier definition wow. that's awesome THOSE SHOES. Why are you sad? Like everyone else... I NEED that cube To be honest, on QRF, I spend far more time waiting on my security teams to be ready to head out usually. God damn. I'm reading "Meditation in plain english" right after I read your post, don't even know how I got there (and it's free!). I was tangentially interested in Buddhism at first but I guess I'll stay at it for a while. I am a "bodhi", ama Oh fuck Crawl for *three miles*? Wow, thanks I'm far more interested in what the hell led up to this event. I'm using Firefox 4 Kamkard....O_O.....KAMKARD?....O_O......**KAMKARD!**...... When they were talking about that kid in New Orleans going down to 170 I was like, oh, that's not too bad, I'm 170 lbs. Then they said "kilos" and I was like Not sure why you got downvoted for pointing that out Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Personally I don't ever get the feeling or worry of not having enough. But I do certainly feel hungry all the time. My problem with planning was I would start to plan the night before for the next day. Then I would try to go to sleep as early as possible so I could wake up and eat breakfast my thoughts **exactly** after reading comment above. Yah, that was weird.He just sits there, lights a signal and eats...something? But the next panel he isn't eating anything. I tried to read your comment but got caught up on your handle... Yes, women's sexuality has long been accepted and respected in society..... Oh my god. ** I don't know how it got any downvotes, I just told my own experience with it that reminds me how my cell bio teacher was talking about the first eukaryotes...and how i realized they were our oldest ancestors (of *every* multicellular organism I would have died if I suddenly had 2,500 dubstep tunes at my disposal 2 years ago ** [ You think native Houstonians leave too many car lengths? So when does this start / when can stream start? I do not find any such information on their website... People who type with an excessive amount of emoticons. What do you need 12GB of memory for? Holy shit. Well whatever it is I wish my brain would make up its mind Oh good lord. >redditor for 33 minutes I'm actually mesmerized by how many people on Reddit love Pink Floyd, Radiohead and the like. Never before have I seen so many people that are like me Those eyes are like Holy sh*t. He guessed Herobrine on his first try with me. He even has a picture of Herobrine standing in the fog. ok thanks :) (what world does your clan operate This is /r/minecraft not /r/simci- ... ( This is /r/minecraft not /r/simci- ... ( During office hours, I had a student ask me to smoke pot with him at the end of finals week. Obviously, I turned down the offer, saying that it would be inappropriate for me to do so as his TA, but wished him luck on the final. Fast forward to me grading his exam--I find that he wrote me a note at the bottom of the last page. "Hope you have a good break. Shoot me a line sometime. XXX-XXX-XXXX" isn't glados supposed to be dead? oh damn... i guess i saw what i wanted to see.. What area do you live in? I live in OK and wouldn't trust meeting a chick online here looking forward to some infestor v infestor action from these two There's an art boarding school in the u.p? Once I saw a crazy drunk guy shouting with rage at an L.E.D. scrolling "Welcome" board for a multistory car park at 1 am in the morning. Took 3 police cars to subdue him. My username. Now that I look at it again, I see the Gamecube logo. My grandparents vacation to Alaska for a couple months out of the year and once, when i was younger, my granddad asked me to come with. I asked him what there is to do up there and he said he feasted on beaver and sometimes he visited the fudge factory. I said something to the effect of 'how do you have room for fudge if you eat so much beaver?' And he responds, "there isn't much room" Wow, did you really break up over body hair, or was it a bigger issue of him trying to change you too much? that was one of the biggest nostalgia rushes ever You'd seriously put New Vegas above HL2? Why does this have more comments than votes...thats really fucking with my mental right now explain please A guy I knew called me and tell me he wanted me to meet his family since his cousins were coming into town. My first thought was "this guy likes me". Then he asked if I am "down for a gang bang". I could have bet my life he was joking. I said no, and he kept insisting. I realized he was not joking So... (intensely curious and too afraid) What is it? can i get a map of cloud city? Ahh, yeah probably not the diet then. Wait... Weight gain... Are you pregnant?! ...That went south fast. Unless you had a friend in that class with you then you felt like a boss...I didn't have many friends, so this was a frequent occurrence... but you care enough to comment.. Okay, cool. I'll keep that in mind. I'm not sure why you were downvoted. I just watched.. the whole video. £350/$575 a month for a small bedroom in a house, living with a family "SCV rea...... Yap, I am still amazed how fast things work. I am even more amazed how fucking slow are computers without SSD. Waiting for programs to open? 119 Connections? Child's Play charity? Is Chucky involved in that? “complete your movie watching experience” is probably the bullshittiest phrase I heard … uhm … this week. FUUUUUUUU that's going to give me nightmares. I don't know why, but I am seriously freaked out by that That place hasn't changed in like a decade from the looks of it The article is six sentences long That when I turned 1 I had pneumonia and could have died. multiple? Holy god, you're taller than me (6' 4") and people said I looked like a skeleton at 195.... I felt more creeped out by this because i was cornered Correct! Waiting for the double points, eh? I'm on to your game, duddles \( Then you're finding a fault of the media in the study OMG... I think I need it! They... they look like infant hookers. my pussy tastes sour Yeah, that was not my best haircut... cause I had no money and did it myself... Think that's bad? Think about how much a week's worth of undies cost. Fucking madness Stephen Colbert is hot??? Being in my 20's and having a computer, i get a lot of "WTF?! Being in my 20's and having a computer, i get a lot of "WTF?! i kept my games in boxes, on a shelf, what the hell were you doing with yours? Fucking rad. Makes sense he studied with Wooten, I remember the first time I saw that instructional video where Victor's lackadaisically explaining how to slap-pluck your way up and down a scale at blistering speeds as a warm-up. I was like This is so interesting. Uh... what schools? .......how does that happen... Spoiler, House Dies Oh my... I've never heard of that... What the hell is a pikacho? As an avid motorcyclist.....???? As an avid motorcyclist.....???? I don't know if I'm the only one, but it isn't showing up for me **I can't be the only person who tried to scrape that stuff off my screen Is that hamburger real? Nobody move, or the switch gets it! I know, she's all flat round the curve like there's nothing there. alistar split pushing? shit's hard Thank you... -looks at username- Well. That killed my eyes. For some reason the blur effect actually made me dizzy Don't forget the dreaded "u", "ur" and "r". People start drinking at around 14 here, so I can imagine how many underage drinkers there would be with a legal age of 21 Any advice on the eyebrow thing? This is what a stylist gave me, and obviously it's not working very well. You're definitely not made for alcohol consumption I always told this joke as a duck going into a bar and asking for crackers! (said Quackers). And the duck talks like "Got any QUACKERS? got any QUACKERS? got any QUACKERS?" (ALWAYS THREE TIMES damn that ass is EPIC! Needle Rifle is more accurate than the DMR... Is that actually true? i think those are two different people... anyone else gotten the secret ending? Visit or Visit or Visit? I was listening to Immortal Technique and I started to realize his inhaling. Now I could never not hear it haha thanks, i had never even thought of my hair as bieber-esque; what has been seen, can't be unseen! I had to watch Jaws and Tootsie for my first assignment. 2 months later I found myself playing blackjack with Dustin Hoffman The people would let you cut their hair off? ahh... I think I only saw it while it was in the cinema.... ill get my self somebody's security backup after exams [](/problem " Wow. I expected the tail section of the CRJ to be clipped off, Didn't expect the whole plane to be swung around like that You can't make clothing out of anything but leather in real life? WOOT ... two months to get that, you need to calm down, You have me beat in some areas and I have played since classic Looking forward to dealing with this in the ladder ...Not..quite..sure... how that applies? Watch out for narcs. Maybe we control yours... so you read everything except the data? wow my bad, im really behind the times Wow, I do believe I'll be downloading some of his work I thought most of the rage was about Brazilians, not French Those bombs look like battle blimps ...and scary. hahahaha... cheers buddy, surprising as it may be, I actually only learned that a few months ago (I'm 22 and in my third year of an undergrad degree Is it really as awesome as it seems like it would be... to be... Bruce Campbell?! Also, thank you for being Bruce Campbell. I'm sure it can be an overwhelming responsibility at times and we're all very grateful. Hey, 19th April.....that's my birthday. Furthermore, I was born at 20:11............................... It's not? You don't have a unibrow, but that shape somehow makes me feel like you do. As stated in other comments, your brows are in need of work. Body seems good but that weird smile you've got going on makes me feel like you are raping me with your eyes. And not normal rape. Like you are mentally coating my feet in peanutbutter and licking it off or something. Haha, you just made me nostalgia to when I first started listening to Radiohead. I spent many long hours listening to In Rainbows, Amnesiac and Kid A on repeat in hopes of liking it...Weird Fishes was the first one I "got". Strangely, I acquired a taste for Amnesiac before anything else Now that's not BS or random Your police officers don't have guns? That... is way too much porn. Done that before, but i was watching porn.... At first I was like Then I was like Then I was like You have a family of hummers? Still have both of them. Might be a bit. Bunch of people just asked for stuff How did you come to a conclusion that my boobs are far apart... Just curious Defrag and Optimize after you install this. that was unexpectedly pleasing to my ears I really hope your neighbors are Redditors, and see this post. They are every where I always get pictures of random weird food has several darkest hour shows, no charles bronson You're 9/8ths of a man... well, how can we actually know what actual reality *is* NO WAI. Nothing wrong with using XP if it does everything you need it to This comic just made me wonder with horror how many siblings have accidentally fapped to each other due to things like GW. ~~~~~ d= Believe it or not, I got into whisky trying to slow the drinking. Lol, very true. And I will be able to repair cars at lighting speed but how can you know that the reality presented to you in your brain is consistent with the reality that is presented to your senses The damage was done?... Why did I imagine an anus covered by hair? really? *really?* try google? type in reddit gw, you might be o_o... o_O... Ah yes, just ordinary ground line ... silly me! They have toes on their legs? Or he may have been referring to the first picture which looks dodgy to me Someone with loads a moneys donate 1000$ and put some meme in the name field Am I the only one to get the urge to get back home from work asap and get my hands on the movie Once I accidentally I added jb to the zip archive of a programming assignment And the film before was American psycho. upvote for just getting me to what exactly will you guys be doing there Nothing like a video game to get you back on your feet. So i could jump on the bandwagon even though i will be able to pre-order it this friday through Amazon? Only to save myself the 60 or so dollars and screw someone who can't out of a copy because it will be free? I once went into game stop to order my copy of assassins creed brotherhood, I left 20 dollars for the limited edition. This took place about 3 months before it's release. The months flew by, so i went into game stop. I told them hi I'm here to pick my limited edition. And they replied oh I'm sorry we ran out. You have me beat You had a disagreement with a friend about no smoking policies, and that automatically makes you an expert on *all* forms of libertarianism for *all* times? As in 'hey my name is Harmann, but you can call me Bob'? I honestly have no clue why you would say that... Please expound because federal practices *precisely* mirror the local politics you were lamenting... Seriously, why aren't you selling these things? Or at least giving them away to a few lucky top commenters You called the picture of your back "proofniggas"? If Judeo-Christian angels are sexless, then how do you explain references to Nephilim? Never been caught masturbating before, but had some close calls as a kid. The one that sticks in my memory is the time that I actually fell asleep while masturbating ( This is the background for FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU atm TODAY huh? I don't understand If the pronunciation of that sounds like I think it does, it sounds like someone sneezing. Um. Ethnobotany. At Ohio State University? I was signed up for that course and dropped it first day... is that the SCV profile picture texture on the terrain? you have some secret foil induced inside information I see black people ! What? Awesome sauce. N's Aecheops just killed my Reshiram in one hit with Stone Edge the other team must've been retarded if they lost 5v3 with that line up of stuns Why is it a gif? holy shit. Well, I was about to go to sleep, but I don't think I can anymore What the hell does he have on ..... *grammar .... Did you eat at my restaurant? Whoops, forgot about that And WoW learned nothing from its predecessors? You always have an advantage when you're the not the first at doing whatever. It is actually using that advantage that seems noteworthy in this day and age Something's weird here --- why would a *girl gamer* ask a *guy* out? This isn't true... nobody on Reddit has a girlfriend Thanks for your suggestions. Yeah, I know the grammar looks funny, the copy/paste didn't translate to reddit. Oh well. I'm still trying to figure out why you posted this comment an hour after LandCrusher posted the exact same thing... Wow I remember using that 14 (?) years ago upvote hand symbol? we can totally go 3 layers deep if a *fetus in fetu* were to occur Done and done. I did the whole live on campus shindig my first semester of college and hated it so badly. Also, I have two assholes *cough* cats *cough* that I do not think Walker would like. Also, they would kick me out for like a month between may and June Why have I been downvoted for laughing at a joke? They did a fantastic paint job! And whatever they did for the hair was amazing. that dude on the segway was like."fuck i saw him hit the wall and touch a few cones" You didn't know that you couldn't play the game until it was actually released? I clicked. Wonder if they got double the pleasure It's looks nothing like a hobbit. I guess he dresses like that 3:36am right now 11,000!?! That's more than Michael Phelps was eating! Why do you want to reactivate your account? This is awesome! This totally looks like something I'd make and then when I show it to people they usually react... I did this only in my dream I was fighting a bunch of people, and somebody grabbed me from behind, so I threw an elbow back. I elbowed my gf in the ribs. She just stared wide eyed WHERE!? How did we see that??? What's the bottle of lube for? HOLY SHIT - I READ THIS JUST WHEN I WAS DOING IT! Twelve YEARS Wow. Fish: Am I the only one who gets the creepy vibe that this could be her professor / teacher.. This gets posted every night. Dude...upvote for a ridiculously simple solution to that. Maybe it's just cuz I'm not insecure and in touch with reality, but men seem to like me just fine mordor...where the shadows lie "blindly downvoted below the viewing threshold,"................Bittter! LMAO Holy crap, I actaully do neurocomputational modeling in mice olfactory systems What else am I supposed to do at work? but did bird did exist before paper airplane? i am strangely comforted that i was not the only one, yet, disturbed that i was not the only one... **FEED MEEEE!!! My school didn't have a restaurant in the lunch room where and how do i get a pair How much cheese do you generally use?? I don't know how much a metric ton means You're 135 and a size 10 jeans? Where on earth are you buying jeans from? I'm the same weight and a size 2 in Gap's Curvy jeans (other styles don't fit just because I have a bit of a butt). But seriously, where do you get your jeans? I got so close to beating the normal one.... 2 people off -__- :P do you get any extra BP from beating it?... and how are you supposed to get enough to hav 46 BP for the power items... That's a lot of changes to the weapons [9] That might be the case holy shit dude, not even a day and 10 rage comics?!?! The portal 2 pre-load just updated. sorry, my mistake for assuming. lol that does make your post a little creepy. First time I read it I was like Dat sourcecode. are you from SU? What. The. Fuck. "You don't have permission to access /blondes.jpg on this server." Weird, I watched it last night too. Look at that bunch over there, they've SPOTTED US Am I the only person who has never even seen one of these? I think Its safe to say, that it really depends who exactly liked the photo was he using a science fair project as a base for his grill? Awwwwww.... but I thought Atheists eat their kids when they're babies? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not food. TIL that automatic toilets are used for drug dealing and prostitution THEY KNOW This looks great. Sort of like a first person DOTA You don't look like the guy you put on the card. I've never seen your LP You need a video for this? It's two screws. Wedding ring. My brother was once suggested GestapoFX... How did you get that from the article? Well handled, sir. Also, my Nephew has a phone. He's 8. He started messaging me (his Mum have him my number I guess)... I thought someone was playing a joke on me... surely no ones going to give an 8 year old a phone and credit. I've seen the movie many times, but it's the first time I notice the pubes of the tables Me and a friend got 3/4 of an ounce, paid 100 GBP for it. That comes to roughly 7.7 $ per gram I almost made one about this same thing yesterday, make a different tax one tho. Never made front page tho. "Idol worship?" I feel like "Time to update the syllabus ..." is definitely going to be a phrase going into my catchphrase pool. I think I might need to start a one liner notebook Now hear me out, i used to love playing jet moto, we played it all day. Then last year I bought it on psn, Wait what? Your wife? . . . i had read this as mind blown by a weird artificial intelligence robot : nods : I was trolling, but nothing happened. Subreddit? I would have thought someone majoring in animal science would be a little less squeemish about representative anatomy wait... are you saying that politicians are competent? that can't be right. likens gays to nazis? wow That is just disturbing. uk doesnt tax poker winnings oddly enough im going to see jersey boys in ... vegas.. OH GOD. Fuck everything about this picture! Kill it! KILL IT NOW! Don't let it breed and have babies that'll reach me in Toronto! It ~~was~~ is I thought, "aw that seems relaxing. I wonder what a Mossberg is." .*Google Image "Mossberg"*... I think that he thinks he IS Ethan. Your girlfriend encouraged you to steal It's terrifying! But I must keep looking at it... Why would you buy a phone from best buy i think it would be better if that list wasn't necessarily in any order. just get through all of them and see how long it takes for you to break down. :) edit: clannad and after story need to be added to that list yea wow...totally gonna check his stream when i can Yeah, so far everyone in /r/gaymers is pretty nice. Haven't encountered any douschebags yet. Maybe that means I'm the douschebag though. Have you played on a pvp survival server? so what's the addon's name? Amazing. Wish I could draw as good as those kids. The other ones are creepy. I think he's broken So these guys are using alts for the minute or two when they TP around before deleting the characters... are they doing the starting area over and over and over? I'm not sure if it's worth it. I talked to the guy who didn't believe in solar eclipse. They were giving instructions on how to watch it without getting your eyes fucked up and he just says it's all "journalist fabrications because that's not possible" ... this feels so wrong you look surprisingly a lot like my ex ' That is the most beautiful. thing. ever. Well, it didn't asplode, but there is a funny smell. I can't tell if it's the estuary or something...else. You go to hell. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! Oh they,re chicken. Shit, they taste like ham What if they don't live in the States? DUDE WE HAVE THE SAME TABLE whoa nice vid This isn't a subreddit. TIL Ursula Andress (from the thumbnail) is 75. Thank you. I was thinking everyone in this thread was high off their asses for a minute there Stack them on top of each other It took me, like, 5 times through that GIF to figure the damn thing out. I like mine with sriracha Well, to quote the article "could be". apparently she was hallucinating? Did anyone else wish the guy shouting into the mic would shut up so you could hear the music? I just can't picture a monk holding an AK47 I also like what you did with your portal. But I think we may have ended up in the same Nether... You smoking when you have asthma? But... You could buy more food with that money than you'd get for free I'm with there are a lot of mechanics Holy Crap, how has it been 45 minutes already Would listen but I'm saving it for the album. Can't wait MESSI! He may have read that, I'm not sure. I'll ask him, though. That topic was priceless just for the webcam pics of that one guy holding up the revolver like I heard about the group, joined it but didn't realize I had to have a potato sack game. Oh well, so much for that Brian? Is that you? Dude, you act like you're Mr. Bigshot money bags walking in here tossing gold coins out of your pocket. You're giving people what is effectively free. You say you're not in it for the karma, but you're pointless non-self post link says otherwise. If you're happy about your job, you could have said so, rather you just post a picture of a potato But he gave away like 50-100 of em! me gusta I didn't know such a thing could happen. Deep Anal Abyss Vol. 2.... watch that for some Sure, I'll tell him once he comes online. Or would you like me to tell one for him instead? These are prerecorded. They just didn't edit it. [](/gbeh) It's a real turn off if you *don't* play video games when i went on the pill, i went up a cup size so i just stopped taking it. they haven't gone back to normal yet though.... THE GOOD MAN HAUNTS MY SLEEP This comic is actually my pall (who just turned 21) and was telling me the story at work today. I told her I was going to make a rage comic for her because the events sounded perfect for a comic lol. She had no idea what a rage comic was until now Thats a lot of fried RAM Pretty sure i used to have this on my mp3 player back in highschool you could just click that little hide button under the title of every post I don't want to say ALL waiters/waitresses are mindless slaves (it does actually require skill/talent in several areas like memorization, being polite, balancing, always looking nice, etc.) but overall, it's a field where I can't for the life of me see the appeal beyond tips. Tips I say!!! i have never pooped in a public restroom. Hey, you're moving to my corner of the state and part of your username is my last name. ARE YOU ME FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION?! so you're saying anyone with a good chunk of start up funds and 3-10 hours of free time a week could make profit in a similar fashion?? obviously not at the magnitude you're seeing, but a profit none the less?? I mean....couldn't people google every single watch or collectible on there and pick out the ones that they find good feedback on dude.... all I can say is fuck yeah and I need to marry me a Japanese man so our kids can get amazing presents like this The 80's personified... I'm kind of in the same boat. I've been to Centretown once on a Monday night. Wasn't too bad, was fairly quiet up until one chick ran into some other chick she knew. THEN it got really loud someone downvoted you? Egad, when you put it that way.... Its easier to aim with touchpad than mouse? but yes. If I'm OCD enough to direct you to the correct subreddit, you can only imagine the lengths i will go to to achieve proper weight distribution Hope you dont mind... Totally fapping to this right now. High fructose corn syrup? How on earth do you manage to wipe *that* close to the water? Does your toilet fill really high or something? ....*both* of your jaws? Québec everything although ass is what really just make like So... the ancients who worshipped the sun (a star) as the giver of life were closer to this understanding than christianity? I wonder if Amazon will price match this one too and lower the price to 24.99 End Credits - That's not enough spoiler warning, geez, do everything have to be written in red blinking text over here What? i was reading cnn...over 100 reported tornadoes from this storm system. more than 60 of those were in north carolina You dont just take a lane when cars are doing 65mph Charity? And honestly, why would you go to Cairo without a plan? Here in Spain too: the biggest WTF happened when I realized there actually were young people who went to the church, believed in god and stuff I read this as '...and blanket farts'. I'm impressed Holy crap, her ribs really poking through on that second picture. Klhoe Kardashian. WTF?! lol the wife always wtf I'm not 22... I am watching you. First I was like First I was like Hotshot so carries team with rainbow powers Oh god, I can do this without even thinking. I'm disgusted and disturbed and.. I can't look away. That doesn't defeat the point of a tablet at all They all have the same expression. Dude, where in tacoma is this?! Get out of my head Me too MVP, BoxeR, MMA, Hyperdub, bomber ... is there any way code A Ro4 wont be 4 terrans? I know that a red sun rising means blood has been spilled this night, but what about a red moon setting I'm suspicious that Reddit "crashes" are actually a feature to keep people more productive. If so... it's working Memebase She's not even wearing jeans she is PERFECT Hitler was a she? Weird! I was just thinking about this scene and how hard it made me laugh the first time I saw it the other day. The funny part is, I wasn't actually high... Wtf, you have to pay for Windows Updates? Where do you live? I have friended one hundred and... wait, *one hundred and four users!?!* Man he could have charged $100 a month for the closet space. With a gas mask? ROBOT INVASION Lol yeah a bit nervous at first.. but don't worry I'll talk louder next time There is only one possible outcum with a position like that Is that quote from something? cause one of my music instructors posted that quote as his facebook status on friday Losing several sentries and couple of zealot in the beginning? Then tries to expand? What is wrong with Huk? I'm a diamond player and I know that was just simply a bad decision. Also, no Collosus? [](/surprised "Goddamn, I never thought of bisexuality like that! I only have PS3, would that work as well Sweet ever-loving fuck. Why? I mean... Why not just be content with 200mg of oxy a day. Is the high from 2000mg of oxy a day any better? I think the exchange above illustrates a broader behavior. It isn't just colon + close parens, people pair a wide variety of characters with the colon to express a surprisingly varied range of emotions in sideways faces. There is also a whole alternate vocabulary of right-side-up type faces. There's a lot to process! ( If you click the picture...new pictures come up !? I thought it was hilarious. Of course it wasn't 'good'. First thing I thought was the poor poor Chinese qualifiers, all up against some of the best players in Korea I should have probably mentioned that ideally, I'd *like* to go to bed by 10. By the looks just of the label, that'd make me stay up for 3 days BEGGING to work out! Same with that red jug that they sell at the gym. good lord man... I Wanna Be The Guy still strikes fear in my heart That, or you should start playing the loto! the fucking silver thing from terminator 2. it *wouldn't die*. Ha, I am glad you all like my cheeto idea this was my salad I've never seen that ED in Gintama before I just looked at yours. Hartville is very close to Uniontown! Don't tell me you live in UT... Yeah I accidentally had my headphones on max volume and on mute, and I went to listen to it, and unmuted it... :D Same situation as me. Only CS. Oh well, I envy those who only got the potato pack only my railgun can shoot # of upvotes was 666 when I clicked on this \m/ ( Triple portals Yeah I was going to mention Happy, at one point he was around 94% although now both him and select are 89%ish. He's 151-17 wow that is one of 2 that i clicked. what are the chances. Wait, what? I'm confused. Were you saying $22 meaning USD in the original reply or..huh? sweet mother of pearl! girl humor. hilarious I tend to buy white ones to discourage the faint of heart There have in fact been host migrations. Apparently not all games are on servers for the beta, it's random. Some will be some won't be. Not sure of the logic behind this since I'd figure stress testing was something they really wanted to test...but...maybe later? And Feeney still refused to take it I watched this video just to hear him say "draaank", he said "drink". how Hee hee... This sort of reminds me of that fantastic phrase in National Treasure, something on the lines of the American constitution being 'the single most important document in the history of man'... How did you make it over there on just $100? Wow that is a huge change I think you are freaking out cause it just happened.. but probably in 10 years time you will have new legs.. but probably even less time than that I didn't understand how the fuck you got the bagel around the center at first. I heard this joke as a Chinese president, with the mom saying her si- no way I've heard of, but got an upvote for asking. So tired of seeing inflate the dog, inflate the cat, inflate the panda every night ZIZU!?!?!????!!! Yeah, they should know that shit is getting serious. Unfortunately, my parents think that it's okay to call me right before exams, because they shouldn't pose a problem to me anyway... Very interesting. But: 1 thc Me too holy crap. digging out my mindstorms set next time i go home Oh my god the pictures of you just went from really creepy to a really nice looking guy! That is so cool you followed this advice and it was spot on Where are you applying? ....they walk among us Gosh, you're right. I don't know...I just clicked on a replay and this happened. Can you seriously run MC on that?! Dear God. It's like a genetic cesspool high on meth. What if they do it. You can go a week on one tank of gas? Uh if you are going off the X/XX on each level youre wrong. but he's a P player Those hiiiips probably just a sun news marketing shill Dude. OMG! I love roseanne. Such a good show! remember the show's finale? when roseanne reveals at the end of the episode that the whole thing was a fictional story written by the character of Roseanne Conner and based on her family life and experiences. She also revealed that whatever she hadn't liked about her real life, she'd changed in the story; for instance, it was her sister Jackie - not her mother - that had come out as a lesbian. Becky and Darlene actually ended up with the opposite Healy brothers (Becky with David and Darlene with Mark). And following his massive heart-attack at the end of season eight, Dan had actually died. Also, it was revealed that Arnie was not abducted by aliens, but just rather disappeared. The surrealism of season nine was explained as the "real" Roseanne Conner's way of dealing with the tragedy, which she snapped out of as a result of Darlene giving birth. The Conners living room then returns to the way it was for the first eight seasons of the show (as they had never won any lottery), and Roseanne embarks on a career as a writer. The episode ends with a wide aerial shot of Roseanne sitting on the living room sofa...so epically tragic and beautiful. i loved the Conner family and their silly poor people antics. I felt betrayed when they won the lottery at the beginning of season eight. it was like my close loving family was literally morphing before my eyes! and then that intro...they really were morphing! i couldn't believe it it! and the two Beckys! Wait, so you stated that she keeps thinking you're the one, but still wants to see other guys? Shit dayum!!! He asked you to be "friends" after THAT??? 1) this was a hypothetical question to emphasize the point that if you *knew* you were wrongfully taking the spot (i.e. "stealing a spot by cutting someone off") *and* knew the person was pregnant (i.e. "appeared visibly pregnant"), *most* people would probably feel worse about it than just knowing that they were wrongfully taking the spot. in both the real situation and the hypothetical one, the point was to emphasize the following: what person in their right mind would be like "haha, i just fucked over that pregnant bitch who actually deserves the spot?" I felt the same way... especially when I heard these verses read as part of a wedding. crazy, zero right away...eyes are all Aaaghh!!!! I cant... Take it anymore! Im scarred for life. What is a controller board? haha touché. Maybe we should just focus on population control...Maybe kill off several tens of millions...billions rather...or is the government already doing that? ^ An exacto knife? What the fuck were you doing in the bathroom with one? tbh....i kinda want another portal instead. These games are seriously outclassing half life Minecraft man with a Twilight Princess Link skin... I would really like it if Vlad's puddle duration were reduced again, albeit slightly. He can puddle at the same time Karthus starts channeling his ult and still be invulnerable throughout the whole thing Thanks for making me feel old.. I totally stopped counting after those 150. I've played newer Pokemon games but I mostly went Seriously? That's it! Battle for Wesnoth. So hot my computer needs it's fan replaced. I share his birthday? TIL the largest number is *about* 45 billion. Yeah the online system really is amazing, it puts pretty much any other fighting game's lobby system to shame. And i haven't watched any fatality video on purpose so last night when i did noob saibot's fatality, i was like Is her name Gisela? Is that mouseover text there? Did you just take a screenshot of that, put it in paint, save it, then upload it to imgur? Thanks! Into Japanese? I guess I could Oh Lord...sex with Gollum...get out of my head. Uhm.. they're not though; not in TX anyway. They sell them at local German groceries, there is one just down the street from me. I actually don't see the skin problems everyone's freaking out about. In white pants, no less. (> Maybe we could bring everyone else up to our level I thought I was having a residual post 70s acid trip Holy crap, you are a terrible person There's many different shades of redhead Who texts full caps messages like that At first I was like That's what the real hitler wants you to think This means she's probably a scientologist Holy shit I never realized until now [that such a similarity existed between the two series](/spoiler). Yes, I definitely see it. But the little hands being held up are often used for Y U NO guy, and it seems like he'd make way more sense in this context than Kirby It looks awesome but I'm not so sure I could sleep there. I mean what if a rasta just walks into your room or a giant rice rat comes to visit while you're asleep. That is kind of frightening. I've cooked on a lot of different gas stoves due to how rapidly I change locations, and cooking time for me has always been very close to 11 minutes. How high is the damn flame on your stove? It's all well and good till your host file stops words with friends from working entirely are u serious? its called a tablet? I've never gotten an audiobook. Does the person reading the book do the voices for each character?? B/c that would be amazing. No he's a dick. Douche and dick are different.. ...( You and your buddy tried to beat his gf's bf? You just destroyed my productivity for the next week I'm confused about the labia hanging out....why would this happen if you're wearing a swimsuit that fits? Can you guys contact an European store to print these too? 15 dollars delivery costs to the Netherlands for a 19 dollar shirt yes however they haven't yet... considering they released the preload > 10 days earlier (meaning they finished the game early) im guessing they had time.... must have been those stupid hats being added to the game At first before reading the title and I saw the pic, I thought Protoss got a Siege Tank, I was like WE ARE THE SAME PERSON ...didn't use a thesaurus. I like werdz. Few and far between? Huh? *( what_the_fuck_am_I_Reading.jpg I have a compass like this, found it in a bin of stuff in my spare room, and the face was cracked. I'm still eating lunch XD Also It was amazing. And even better than the first and I havent even started co op. I used to think that "hiccups" was like a tiny parasite or something that could jump from on person to the next, but there was only one in the world so only one person could ever have hiccups at one time. So when I got hiccups I'd think it'd just come from some other person over in Asia or something. Imagine my surprise when one day I got hiccups at the same time as my mom. Nepal So basically, your experience with Texas...is actually not having any experience with Texas. You saw something on tv and concluded that, because what you saw in that movie/tv show took place in a desert, Texas sucks for being in the desert, even though Texas isn't actually in the desert... If you had to guess, how many hours do you think you spent playing Diablo II? For me, maybe: 4x365x3 = 4380 "The snozberries taste like snozberries" Why did he have technical questions on linked lists I give no shits, but I don't chew gum either... except when I'm at MLGs... weird. Now I am intrigued. What do they say that is so repulsive? What ninja escape hole? Its ok I have portal and tf2 Did you play the Co-Op...? If I didn't know better, I'd think you were in love with him. Actually, I don't know better My friend Reggie said he was there and that it took him six tries AFAIK, yes, it's always been like that. Vote Tribble Roadkill? Because that's the first thing I thought of even with the NDP prompt in the title here... ....but then you also drink bat urine. Grats, can't break rank 1 silv into gold Freaky Suddenly the Nether. Interesting thought - she poses a dichotomy but she doesn't necessarily apply that dichotomy to herself... kind of like the "sex or cheese" question, except this one is a value judgement rather than an arbitrary preference Is it fun using phil galfonds slide? Which is actually an improvement. And I have no idea why we're being downvoted I'm a black girl and would never in my life do anything like that. Crazy people. r/nosleep Here goes nothing Steam *is* my world. Woooo (Vuuuuu) I just got home The "upside-down cross" is also a Christian symbol -- St. Peter's cross. Not sure why it's occasionally mistakenly used to represent satanism Just check out the comments on the last page. He comments on his own video like a douchebag. I went to school with him too... I knew that something was behind all this! and it was a Friday too \\( I can hear you guy ya know omg I was just at Meijer yesterday and I saw this Everyone in Brazil pronounces it as "jiga". Maybe the Doctor is Brazilian shahin? really? i was calling you Shawn all weekend Man, with that much space, why the hell wouldn't they just make an 18? I would have a few years ago. Now every song sounds the same ** I don't know why it started either, it's just sickening..did you downvote me this is really funny because the PlayStation Network is gonna be down for like 2 days as well... just like reddit kinda was... TIL that Milla Jovovich is kind of a whore... Jesus the balls on that guy. Everybody else is running scared shitless out and he just plows through that house like he's playing call of duty with cheats on And how can you determine how high is easch level on that scale? I think I love you How much are you willing to pay? Wow those are incredible And you wouldn't believe the trouble I went through, trying to find some locally! Most people looked at me with an expression somewhat akin to this: I always saw ' TIL that thing is called an aglet Is this real life? the first image I used to fold the page over so I wouldn't have to look at it watched that for 5 minutes straight I might get downvoted but what exactly is fart migration? I was kinda hoping your text would explain this somewhat. Truth...but what me and a friend did on 420 is that...times like 52. 9 bowls and 2 edibles all consumed in one 4 hour sitting in the a.m. how would sex work? I know the feeling. We're out there and a lot of times we are looking for you too. Green or Conservative? Techno more powerful 2 gates rusheeeeees keep the child, I'll have the kid Erm..so how would Reproduction work? I mean..yea, How? Err, there *was* booty shake, but you'll also find there was "up'n'down the flagpole" bouncing too. Delaware was too weird compared to *Jersey*? Yeah... that's a little odd too. I dunno, her special parts don't seem to be doing half the amount of stuff mine seem to do during sexytimes Yes, ` My dad's best friend is a hardcore atheist physics professor, who's married to a devout catholic who goes to mass THREE times a day. Happily married too, for about 35 years. I have NO IDEA how though, she's more than a little bit crazy, she tried to bless me with holy water when I'm at her house, and give me books about the dangers of satanism whoa, i passed by the square today on my way to my grandparents', and didn't even notice. will definitely look out for it(s disappearance) next time. this is pretty crazy — who knows what kind of political and ideological tussles were behind this decision.. wtf?? power of voodoo radar over? what? Valbuena off the post! Haha, 130.2 great loss! Is the Hmm So, how does it works, is it basically to boil your own balls? double Damn you, I want to read that so much! Er.... What? Hey, I was just browsing reddit on my normal name and saw this I've got an interview in a week. We'll see how that goes. I agree that the "makeshift TARDIS" in The Lodger looks like what we saw in The Impossible Astronaut. Here's the problem I have, though: Moffat AND Neil Gaiman have both publicly stated, multiple times, that Gaiman's episode was to be in the S5 slot that The Lodger took, but that they had to move Gaiman's story to S6 and fill that slot with Lodger due to budget issues (i.e., Gaiman's story cost more money than the DW production team had left in the budget, and it needed the extra money in order to come off right). So if Lodger was a lower-budget last-minute toss-in (or was that just a clever cover story?), then how the heck does Lodger set up ANYthing in TIA? What is it with babies? They are always staring into the depths of my soul like this Holy Crap how much does this pay? but you're a courier and your bike has multiple gears Featured video is "St. Bernard Dogs Mating" Thanks, I missed it and dying to watch them... Today's a busy day too: IPL, NASL, GSL, Destiny-iNc showmatch, Stars War. Your account name makes it look like your comment has negative points. But now you have a LICENSE. dear god, i hope you recycled after I don't know how you could browse the internet without it! I find that... strangely polite for some reason. TIL the RGV was once it's own nation. I have almost the same Shepard. OH GOD...nightmare fuel! A face in the dark appears and then all of a sudden it bursts into a million spiders. He looks exactly the same probably because it is... No comprende... why? I really don't know. That said, PBR is the best. WARNING: do not search in google images. Surprisingly true....I almost didn't do any form of stretching the day after a really hard workout, since I could barely stand up straight...I was walking around like Gollum. Then I did a sun salutation and it was magically fixed You sir have obviously not been having gay sex lately Uh, he would not respond to this. What if you turned into a child while you were doing *it*? Did anyone else Read :"The Woman I'm in Love with is Engadget" If you have to share the road with cars that are driving 45 mph, I would take *every* precaution to be safe... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I just packed my suitcase by randomly shoving things in there and *it was optimal* You following around Reddit or something? Wow, i did not expect go get karma for this ne t'inquiete pas, I'm an ex-trap lurker myself, and still have a minor obsession with tg captions the more you know Am I the only one that found Portal 2 was way harder than Portal 1 ? Wow, you made me laugh and get scared all at once. 5.5 christ been there too! No anaesthetic either. Jesus I'd forgotten how painful that was Mine was about 60 seconds. That was 60 seconds longer than I wanted it to be I'm afraid to ask Same thing. Funnily enough it was because he had heard complaints about it from work, but not about South Park, so that was still allowed wait...so Arthur is King Arthur...leader of the knights? whaaaaaa Wtf In fact it brings you closer to God when you hold your faith when still doubting ... Who carries that much in cash nowadays? Hello....Debit/Credit Cards. I thought everyone in the rave scene knew what a ptot is Someone posted the link to the full thing here in the comments. You should go watch it, it's actually pretty fascinating unless the surgeon was female but, i'm a girl. wowa middle school whah Oh well then I would recomm... *Checks username* ... *Mind shatters* >he came on screen ?! Wow. I had no clue diabetics couldn't be pilots until 1997. I love this. There's a hill near my house i get to ride whenever I go to my friends house. At the midway point there is one of these. Highest I've hit is 38. I then realized if my brakes were crap I'd probably be going near 50mph into cross traffic. Huh. Wow. I have endometriosis, and before it was diagnosed, my menstrual cycles were so painful that I would vomit for hours before promptly either passing out or having a seizure, or both. I mean, I knew that shit was painful; apparently kidney-stone painful. You paused the game for an ex? Sweet thanks. Yeah I loved Warcraft 3... I must try HoN sometime soon. I've been avoiding minecraft Yeah sometimes i get paranoid that my mom will look at my history . [ Who has that much fucking time?! I see this the day I finally cave and make an account Your lack of punctuation seriously made that sentence kind of Yeah, tell me about it. I took Commons starting fall. Wow I just spent all my time watching them... I don't even know why so much water was wasted in the making of that video I hope you're still holding out, +5% move today ADS EVERYWHERE! Job description - Browsing 4chan. Hopefully I'll let you know the answer to that question in a couple of hours... Why would you want to eat brown shit crust? teh horror And again TIL that horses can get colic and it's serious. lol oops My eyes just melted Had seen one or two of these somewhere, but i never really paid much attention till today i thought breaking pred was a breaking bad reference I can never eat those again. Is this Dan?! I first read that as "Had to hold grandpa's dick when he passed" and became somewhat frightened and terribly confused as to why someone would do this/need this done to them when they died. Is it normal if I feel a bit turned on when I use my tongue instead of my finger? ~~Is it normal if I feel a bit turned on when I use my tongue instead of my finger? ~~Is it normal if I feel a bit turned on when I use my tongue instead of my finger? ~~Is it normal if I feel a bit turned on when I use my tongue instead of my finger? What kind of wonky keyboard do you have that has slashes on the left side? In a land locked college till mid may Or alternatively, our server breaks again at a critical moment. Geez, what's the use in having a dedicated server? A lot more Quakes fans than I expected does that mean that Eugen is still a virgin? Where is it defined as such? Sit there quietly and let him do his thing, unless you want Scientology on your ass. How did it feel to get deleted at the end instead of being set free like the rest of us? I don't think you can baptise someone after they're dead no kidding. I'm just ready for this shit to be done, then start all over again in the Fall... What part of society deems the "cute, girl next door type" a flaw? My god.. It's full of stars. Was this from a deleted scene from the Spring Break episode? I don't remember this part with that guy making this face: Never had it crash, but it insists on making all the hover tool-tips float on top of all my other open windows I still remember that first rush when I lied to one of those things the first time. WHAT IF THEY KNOW I have never heard of this rule or whatever you want to call it... and I'm an English major I dunno about this man. I signed up but i'm not exactly sure how practical it is. A facebook for gamers? Haha, it will probably get you quite far, but hey, won't you feel sad about leaving terran behind? I feel that if they get even one or two marauders then they will be able to kite your zealots around infinitely. Forcefields can't really fix that problem, either, because of limited energy and the range on marauders. But yes, you do bring up some pretty interesting points! The Gengars and Gyarados are... overwhelming How did you even get a 5 dan to serious I feel you, I have commitment issues as well. I've committed my dick to your mouth so if you can't commit to that then I can't commit to friends Does the battery not get damaged from putting it in your wallet? EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! FORESKIN!!!!!!!!!! wow. I kinda u turned wood to diamond 6:05 As weird as it sounds, this is completely true. The country itself is amazing and the average American is an extremely nice person. They have some views I totally disagree with, but as long as you don't step on their toes, they're mostly cool. And the country (i.e. nature) is just I do not see a ring.... Celestia with a trollface? hopefully this one.... You look just like my sister in the first picture Did you mean to do that? Truthfully, this may be the hardest I have laughed at anything on Reddit...and I'm not even high What the fuck. I literally just finished watching Jurassic Park and come on reddit to see this. GET OUT OF MY HEAD Shit I thought he was dead. What the fuck. I literally was just about to make that exact same comment. GET OUT OF MY HEAD Lisp? Your friend in the background on that last picture... Boo. I have over 30 puppies now I love you Chuck Norris but it'd be cool if you would stop walking through my state and ripping it up. He took some of the trailers, oh noooo I'm not sure what's more After reading the comments I paid attention to the dog's expression... but I'm still wondering where's the other half of the baby?! And by fine you mean running over whores and killing cops right? I did the same thing but never left reddit Oh god. I made vanilla chai frosting for my vanilla chai cupcakes and it had the same effect 2 dozen?? So 24 doughnuts right? And a 1000 calorie drink?? That's damn near 7,000 calories! The video kind of randomly skips from 10 to 16 mins in-game. Small feet or big shoes? This. Every day to and from work - Lemon Grove to Mira Mesa. I really wanna build one, but I dont know how to make a good one. I heard that you have to clear out ALL caves within a 72 chunk radius or something You can rent automatics? lol im black and like the my little pony show Ive had a half gallon of starsan sucked up into a Helles when crash cooling... This "better" version is taking FOREVER to load on my work computer. Must be a big file. The anticipation is killing me WTF? Did the geek dude actually believe he could cast magic or something? did you check the basement??? Yes! I just called and she said that there are a bunch of them in our loft! She doesn't know if we have the full set, but she thinks we may. Also, we have a bunch of, if not all of, the "Mysteries of The Unknown" series. I can't wait to return home from school and check these out! Also, noticed the selling price. He is not being tortured. He's being "protected" from himself. Yoshitaka Amano That... can't be serious. Errrr... uhh... I hope I'm not her, but I've never seen anyone else who looks like me. i have lost faith in humanity because people applauded when she was done.... Huh? Bradley Manning has already admitted guilt. And it never begs for all that unnecessary sex. ( Lol, what the hell? Don't know why, maybe people would rather see an anime character doing the dances than an actual person. WTF?! WTF I portrait... within a portrait... within a portrait... within a portrait... within a portrait... within a portrait... within a portrait... within a portrait... INCEPTION so thats why all of GTA4's cheat numbers have 555 in them ...me too.. Anyone else concerned at how expensive the cable is Why do you have so many downvotes? I just can't believe how terribly unprepared Sony was for this hack! In my opinion, they were way too confident in their console. Apple and MS both have been hacked to shit, yet their users have always been protected on some level (even if the banhammer takes some time). This is just complete failure ... wow Come to Japan. When the earthquake hit and knocked out our power for a few days I figured all the stores would be closed. Nope they busted out the hand held battery powers checkout machines. Have you ever been there? He came from the future Well that dederps what you herp-derp-derp...! Why do these all seem so awkward hahaha we hit the front page last april fools when i pretended i didn't know her and asked reddit how to approach the random cute girl sitting next to me. got a lot of heat for that The blinking one... that's a joke or an exaggeration or something, right? Right? I need to watch that movie again because I can picture each of those places in my head when I read them You beat me to posting that quote. And perhaps that's for the best....I don't think I want upvotes for posting "Your vagina can turn inside out." The trees built the fence That would explain my long hair. WTF i clicked and got pics of kids in bikinis. Is anyone else seeing a transparent effect with that photo? im watching a movie in vlc right now and i can see it through that photo cannot unsee wait...mouth. butt. vajayjay...4th hole!? I did. I've actually been three times! The deer always attack me Why have I never realized that this guy was in this movie? HP Customer Participation Program 272MB I don't know your personal situation so I should probably refrain from commenting... but the realization that "you probably shouldn't do that" has never stopped be before. I don't know your personal situation so I should probably refrain from commenting... but the realization that "you probably shouldn't do that" has never stopped be before. I'm having flashbacks to when I was a student and looking at internet contracts for my flat... 7 years ago That's unbelievable. That's 1.75 pounds. Mind = blown. They're right next to each other on my front page. I knew about recount but I don't use it That'd be better in WTF, imo... No one wanted McCain LOL And I wasnt even supposed to be interviewing for a sales position...it was supposed to me a Marketing position it's okay! I'm actually in Knoxville in the heart of the storm. We had a big funnel cloud earlier. Expect the announcement of when the very closed beta definitly maybe is announced. Who needs iTunes when you have. The power of ZunePass!! odd why dont you just download pokemon I read this, checked my spam, found nothing, went back to my inbox, BAM: email from sony. Took fucking long enough. They must have known I was checking my email From a distance I thought the two sharks were actually one bra Same here must be a conspiracy That is one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen... This is the part where I turn my desk around and put my back to the wall. What is the marketing monstrosity in the OP? Haha, the old guy at my office told me to veye a file today. I 6G of impact at the camera distance TIL they still make Brut WHOA WUT I was playing a 4chan game where you would search your city for sex offenders, then you post the results. So I searched mine and found my next door neighbor. I realize I take my gf for granted Endangered Species.... Yeah, the Homo sapien species is fucking rare. I never understood what they said It's Wilma Flintstone! AH! this is a rather creepy picture. Also, this is the first instance of recognizing someone in a random internet picture. I think I know the dude in the middle. Hours... I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. Prescription > California You wrote this in like, five minutes at school. I started re-reading a couple weeks ago in anticipation to the show.. I had forgotten how big/epic that whole world was.. umm did anyone else notice that the unicorn sparkles a little So many eggs So did I. you dip your banana in tea? Whenever I hear about straight guys in drag it reminds me of Eddie Izzard, who is an amazingly clever and funny man X) alot of people I know are still surprised that even though he goes on stage in dresses and makeup, he's actually straight. I guess I don't know many open minded people though This comic was choc full of offensiveness. You not going to blame Sony just a little? Try living near Los Angeles, it's like bi-curious central out here. Pussy.... 220v and still alive *twitch twitch* Holy shit. That's half a week's calories No more than any of us can prove our current one Butt-hats? prerequisite? percoset? That's what caused the earthquake! Yeah sure that be great! ... does this mean you're dead Andy Warhol plays minecraft? I didn't know the arm that falls on Ellie was Samuel L Jackson's character's, I didn't even register that he died, he just suddenly disappeared from the movie. "Next time we eat out my sister" they they are there.... then where is tastosis? Were did you get that shirt That link says "Jersey Shore." Better question: How did they get the wood and tools up there to build the tea house in the first place!? Actually prevented me from clicking the link Theres' a moving tree at 0:54 As a spider lover this makes me sad, but I love Garfield too so im torn Sure! I would love having a pet bird named Jake in prison in my 60s! commas in a username? You're... you're kidding right? I hate the intro, Cannot appriciate any of the *humor*. But! I love any news about TOR so I still listen each time I hate spider and I love Garfield so im not torn I havn't seen mau live, but everything i see online seems like he's actually doing stuff live and really works the crowd. i guess its more of a vibe that can't be transmitted thru video. Now Dada Life on the other hand... Backdoors I usually feed my python adult mice, but one day all the store had was a small rat so I picked that up instead. When I put it in front of him he just stared at it like It was Jatt iirc, and was it only a few days ago? Which is which? Haha so you're the one that was insulting my intelligence for nearly half an hour because I couldn't find a particular Stonewall video. I hope you were trolling, because if not you have anger issues ( I've been using a 3/2 all winter they're just like us! ...we need to go derper. He asked me if it was okay with me. I said yes, he wouldn't have snuck away if I said I wasn't comfortable. I was comfortable with it, but it was just ridiculous because RIGHT after he got angry about that picture. Hey there, I am a curious undergrad and I want to play around with programs like Spartan and Gaussian. Can you recommend me a reference book/site anything? Even though I am good with computers I just don't know what to do after installing these software Bitch is gonna lose balance and fall Cannot unsee! I'm scared of what Beard Guy on the right is holding... big, red and swollen ( You're a funny person. That is all. one man with a lot self taken nude shots, sometimes with other men. weirdly he walked in with a family They give him words that already rhyme with each other? wow, ~~lots of parts and~~(ok not THAT many parts) very cheap shipping O_O cheaper than buying locally and having them send them over with a local curier Falcons gave up two firsts, two fourths and a second first I was like ^_- but then I was like How do you have five one night stands with only 4 people I always thought that hallucinations are internal to a person, so when a sentry hallucinate something, wouldn't it be the only one who can see it? Or does the sentry actually cause hallucination in other units? I'm pretty sure i didn't blink the whole time watching that Is that the male equivalent of being a stripper? What exactly is he exercising? Geez. At first I thought he wasn't going to do anything at all, then I thought he was setting himself up to crack his head on the floor, then I was like Aqueous equilibrium refers to any equilibrium occurring in solution; acid/base equilibria fall under that subtopic. Also, titrations had to have been covered; they're extremely important. It's when you analytically determine the concentration of an acid or base by neutralizing it with an acid/base of known molarity and recording how much of it you used. And QM should have been covered too. I hope you're trolling Your username makes me suspect sarcasm.. Damn dude....that fuckin blows....Why did the judge count it as meth? Thanks for all the help. I was like yep. but nothing wrong with it... unless you have a thing for animals... kinda like how your name suggests... ( Link us, or the love of Sagan! o_O^o_O^o_O^o_O^ Go to Sonic and get a double cheeseburger. I'm serious, do that shit. If you don't like it I will fucking paypal you the price of it back. Totally serious You really don't get it? I'm 22 and find myself watching that show (and enjoying it) from time to time. Makes me wonder what I'll be like at 40. a whole new world has opened up for me Would of been perfectly hipster if I said laser disc. Wha....? Blood, why? Bikes...in a bus? Why!? notice your mom is gonna see this as well. the last minute... Moar like vigorously puking So... why were you searching this video? switch frontside front foot impossible. Cory Kennedy came out doing one front 180 down some stairs...then 360 over a skatepark hip No. I do the same thing. During interview with Jinro you can see in the background that Idra talking with Huk?!?!? Where is that figure coming from? quite possibly yes......why... Good lord, just think of the kinetic energy behind one of those bad boys. Definitely a girl. I know because I was there TIL derper Jesus, I had a Teddy Ruxpin doll do the same to me, only I had put my CATS tape in his player years before (he would lip sync, it was awesome). So imagine hearing 'Memories' being warbled in slow motion from the back of your closet only to discover the lazy-eyed off kilter bear singing along. Almost every online store asks for it these days. Oh wow, haha. I missed "beak." Nice one, I'm dumb. And you play starcraft? No I think they thought someone would steal it wait... you just made me think... if i reach thru the portal and fap myself, its almost like a stranger is doing it. saw one of those child gas masks on Pawn Stars the other day, this picture kinda puts it into perspective Did two separate people think I was serious? Funny, you are the prime suspect. Cell phone cameras.... I know It's true that bisexual is sometimes much easier to explain than pansexuality. For me, because of how I feel about there being more than just 2 genders, i had this huge thing I had to explain about how I am bisexual, but I feel there are more genders than that, and on and on... until people were just looking at me like so : Something is not right here.. You're looking into the blue portal, and see her/you coming out on the other side.. But the Orange portal is on the right, and you see nothing coming out of that.. You shouldn't be able to see yourself through that blue portal at all.. I thought the title of that magazine was "Taller" like... a magazine for tall women... Are you implying that there is a social group somewhere that ritualistically compares measurements of some aspect(s) of their vaginas?! Canon vs Nikon hate weirds me out, Nikon hand straps on my Canon stuff and have been asked so many times why I do it. It's not like there's any incompatibility for hand straps. Oh... wow... I forgot they even come with instructions. I had to open next month's package to get some but it says to take as soon as I remember (now) and take the other at the normal time. Then it says I do NOT need to use back up contraception... He looks exactly like him. Understanding basic statistics is nerdy now? It was the very first thing my eyes focused on this morning. I thought, "great, thanks." (I'm toorsdenote's sister) I was freaked out by them too after that! Funny the things we picked up on. I wonder if we discussed it together at the time or just both had a I'm really confused as to what this is... >What would you get if you thought you were ordering a car? A car fetus? I...guess so I don't know how I never noticed it then. If I actually had my own place, I'd probably be naked at least 30% of the time. Due to me and my boyfriend living with his parents at the moment, I try to remain clothed unless it is necessary to be naked (shower, changing clothes, sex). We are lucky in that we have our own bedroom and living room that is walled off from the rest of the house, but I'm just paranoid that I'd be sitting on my bed with my laptop, just browsing the internet nude and suddenly his mom or dad would come in for something, not realizing I was home. Its tough but keep at it. I am on day 3, have shown trace amounts of ketones for the last 36 hours and my wife just told me that she finished putting tonights dinner recipes into my calorie tracking software...92 carbs! that looks like a front fender bolted to the frame and then a quarter cut. Whoa No need to apologize dude (I'm Mexican myself), I actually thought of yours as more of a typo... what got my spelling OCD all a-flutter was someone "fixing" the sentence leaving the typo/misspelling there So, let me get this straight, 1.5 million dollars is going to the family of a man who was estranged from them? Where does that make sense? There's an obvious reason he was homeless. Otherwise, why did they not shelter him? Yet, when he is killed, they pop up and want justice and praise how great of a man he is? you gotta love the black bartenders face at the end.. ....while exploiting the privilege of right of way. You use Opera?!?!? I thought it was Lady Gaga at first glance. :O i live right there My gynecologist said my vagina was "exceptionally clean and well cared for." Asked if I douche....(I don't)...and then said I shouldn't if I did, even if it makes it super clean. It's like an Iced Coffee, but with chocolate syrup instead of coffee. I dunno, maybe it's an Australian thing? What in God's name are you hosting that costs $10,000 a MONTH in CDN fees? Looks>stats Oh, hey, that's probably right yeah.. It would have been ineffective, the whole room was wet by the time I realized it was there I actually find tattoos like that on a girl attractive, and i've met plenty of girls without tattoos that are batshit crazy..so i don't see your point of experience I wonder if the two pregnant girls knew what they were 'modeling' for.. Why am I getting downvoted for talking about this? I swear to athe that these are the exact numbers that I picked Pretty sure that was a joke, but then again I lost my ability to be shocked in the late 90s, when I discovered that there was not only such a thing as "clown porn", but multiple sites dedicated to it. Can't tell if this is sarcastic or not YOU ARE MAKING CTHULHU I thought that the second pick was a man's feet She's wearing a truly effective corset. Either way, this shouldn't be humanly possibly what if you shot it into someone else's mouth? would you get to sit in their stomach Your post is still up woah woah woah... *looks at address bar* HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS A JPEG I most certainly did! I was wondering what that was When I first saw the giant pickaxe I was like Damn, how much do you bench? You don't think Dexter is a well written character? Is that a papercraft rifle? What is it? Pyroclastic flows move at near super sonic speeds and are 400-600 degrees. I don't think good insulation will stop that. And the one from the left? Science! ... I laughed so hard that I cried. I'm sorry about your awful experience, but seriously, the mental image you painted about made me shit my pants I was laughing so hard woh I thought you had done this digitally, then printed it. I was asking for an image of the digital version so I could use it as a background. I felt horrible reading it.......yet....so right Best part: I'm not even furry :P Just got curious what all the hate on them was about, read ED's rendition (good god that's a hate rant Twice the cost of my car i'm glad you decided to contribute. your pen anecdote, while hardly relevant, does make me feel a bit better. also, i always lie. bitches keep the pens they're lent, or worse, CHEW them Drying with toilet paper doesn't sound like it would go too well Probably not holy shit This is quickly transforming into a nightmare. Most of the people who have treated me badly seem to be far more intimidated by me now. I didn't necessarily do anything to them, but they have developed some sort of guilty intimidation towards me because they are also like, "Poker face." Wow You'd be surprised. I could swear Obama pulled an intentional troll face in profile at the beginning there ALIENS ARE REAL!! Makes sense, not sure why i was downvoted..Just read in a different article when psn is back up we all have to change our username and passwords..do they mean e-mail or the actual psn id? I feel insane for this thread being 4+ hours old, on the front page, and no one yet saying "pics or it didn't happen". Er I'm in the wifi room now too. I don't see you I can see you, but it just says "communicating with xzhsh." Why is this in circlejerk? what the fuck Sounds amazing. I wish I was there. I definitely will be there when UFC comes to New Orleans - FACT. Also, did you see the Makdessi spinning back fist live? If so, was it as loud there as it was on tv? I couldn't stop rewinding it interestingly enough, his 1 hour old comment wasnt showing 50 minutes ago You can actually hear them crunch. What is this layout Did anyone else notice the tripple nipple? or omega This is new to me. Whe...What did I just see?? It thinks I live in the UK... I'm on the east coast, US. 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Half of the time I see an iPad in public kids are using it as a toy Haha, at first when I read it, I thought you were describing youre daughter. I did and I have a pretty sweet limbal ring myself! And OH GOD! Chrome said limbal is spelled wrong and wanted it replaced with "Limbaugh." HOLY SHIT! Relevant username. Town Halls and the "information" the crowds were given about the Affordable Care Act were accurate portrayals of democracy in action, but the Ryan Budget's reputation at Town Halls is the result of "misinformation"? What? I was gonna say that [j] is for jizz, but then I saw [z] I do now. Woah... source? The Dubbit hivemind is churning GOOD GOD My dad used to be a huge pot head when he was a kid and then he had to get clean for the air force and after cuz he met my mom and she hates drugs... If my mom didn't hate drugs so much I wonder if me and my dad would be blazing all the time and if I wouldn't hate him? Wow my whole life would be so different Yeah that's obviously a joke. I suppose you think Christwire is real Dunno about their method of burial. Well they've been milking terrorism+islam, why would they stop now? why would they all of the sudden turn around and say, "Well, we don't consider this guy to be or have been Muslim anyway." let alone just be like, "We have no sanctity for life, at least when it comes to people like him." they probably made the best decision they could On an unrelated note: as long as we are using the broken system, I'll be registering as a republican to vote for Trump in the Repub primarys. That should really help screw things up for the GOP I just popped in here by clicking the random button ATM is still the norm funnily enough . And yes we have layer 3 dslams here too I think it was more of an evil twin rivalry.... get it? marvel group? like the Avengers? TODAYILEARNED If that's question #1 I say you're boned Derp. Wat. bad solution... can't read it well They actually manufacture these??? O_O_O_O_ Read a story in an engineering mag about when high tolerance resistors were first mass marketed to the military... there was some spec about 99.99% of the resistors being within tolerance in each box. So the application was very tight, to make sure they had some bench techs measure each resistor before going to production... the techs found that exactly one resistor per box was bad and it was always on top. Turns out the manufacturer was adding the one bad one to meet the spec. I'm with you, but unfortunately my friends think it's just a waste of time As a young undergraduate from a foreign country, academia seriously scares me. To move a first world country decently I need to go to a graduate school first I used to work at Jimmy Johns His work is... pathetic Only if you pulled down your panties with your high heels like in that first picture, though—that's the hottest thing ever. now i want that on a shirt Now switch it over to miles and you'll get to find this joy all over again. a tyrant? Isn't it really more of a Pinsir, not a Heracross? Also, -1 comments for me. Awesome My ears |> When I'm at a 10 everyone sounds like that. My inner dialogue too. ( I'm a [7] and this was hilarious What exactly did the NDP do to BC? Oh hey, high school kids browse reddit… Hmmm... I'd love to do a Gallahad one, since I love his look, but I would probably be more suited to Toni or Adelaide (which is actually the name of the city I live in, which is funny >w<). I really want a Conbat plushie though >w< so moody, so cute, so much angst, so much adorableness X) what about you? D: we should start our own r/HINABN :D can we do that? er I can't see you I think one of the weirdest dreams I had where someone said 'dream' in it in a conversation and instantaneously i was like "IM DREAMING! now i can do whatever I want!" but later on i kinda woke up then went back in my dream. At this point I wasn't sure if i was dreaming or not, so I would roll around the ground and bump into the walls, and if i felt some sort of shake/vibration/feedback, then i would know im dreaming. If i felt nothing, I was just imagining it Cleverbot is Slowly turning into Glados Superb crystallization ....its.....its like a CAVE! *gasp* I live in Harris County, too ...How is this nsfw? How did you manage that? Last I checked storms didn't stack? Must have been in like every battle. Oh god no, fucking save us. It is totally beyond my scope, how you guys can come up with all these crazy ideas ** I'm just straight up wondering how the surgeon starts out with a sausage and nuts and ends up with a fucking vagina.... As I said before, calling it a 1:49 Guide doesn't sound nearly as catchy! > Didn't they say in an interview that you can fight 3-4 things at the same time easily? Maybe it would be 200 boars instead The ratio right now 2206 Barca, 140 RM. Not going to fix your hard drive you would have moved the grill? Oh gawd, now I want to hear that sample in a dark psy track Literally, instant downvotes. who the fuck is that... As if I don't already feel bad enough for being on Reddit......geez..................now I gotta start worrying it literally is like some sort of addiction. Am i the only one who sees the guy being gagged on the screen? Shut up and take my money So since your country is bigger you should have cheaper gas? Opened at work...What my colleagues have seen cannot be unseen... > Are there any faux pas I should avoid that I probably don't know about? Someone got mad at me for not having my weapons in the correct hands or something, said I should have my heavier weapon as mainhand.... didn't know How far are you from the completionist anyway? My Best Buy doesn't charge anything. So, let me get this straight, 1.5 million dollars is going to the family of a man who was estranged from them? Where does that make sense? There's an obvious reason he was homeless. Otherwise, why did they not shelter him? Yet, when he is killed, they pop up and want justice and praise how great of a man he is? How do you check stuff like this? The real question is... does this make Prof. Oak a pokemon Think the artist will wait? I already put the deposit down and she's sketching it up... I didn't think to ask my dad but he mentioned something about it yesterday. I swear he knows... Sweet tap dancin' Moses! You made a who is Ruth Ellen Brosseau throwaway account?? Long but true; A couple of years ago I was sitting in traffic waiting for a train to clear. My frustration was growing as I was increasingly late for class, as I was scanning the cars around to pass the time and I see the guy in the red pick-up truck reach under his seat and pull out a bottle. He proceeds to take a swig from said bottle and return it under the seat. It was obviously booze and it was 8 IN THE MORNING! After the train cleared we moved up to the red light that is immediately after the tracks (YAY for city planning) and this guy goes back under his seat for another nip (now I’m the unsafe driver as I can hardly take my eyes off of him). The light traffic clears and I make my way to school. Once there one of my classmates asks me why I was so late. I tell him about the train and follow with “You’re not going to believe what I saw while waiting….” And tell him about the boozer in the truck. After I’m done he asks me if it was a red pick-up. I go all I'm honestly surprised how many girls have kids at my job. I'm only 20, turning 21 in a few days and i've been single for a long..long time.. but i go to work and these girls that look as young as 18/19 talk about their kids (in the plural) and it just amazes me. Also they complain about cigarettes, coincidence Anniebot haunts my dreams Is that the correct spelling of Tyler's name? The ABS material was going to expire soon? i dont glove so i dont know peronally :D my advice is to make it your own, in whatever way possible. Also, experiment, get a variety of leds and play with them to see which you and your audience like best. theres no 'right way' to do any of this, just the way that works for you. I put a cinnamon pop-tart between a cinnamon/raisin bagel with peanut butter and honey. I'd try deep-frying it, but I'm too scared of being addicted for the rest of my life Are there exams for the master's degree NSFL This is the first thing I thought as well when I red it... Geronimo? DOCTOR IS INVOLVED Good one.... i thought i posted this.. but i guess you did first Yeah, uh...no way. When it rains, when it's freezing, when it's scorching hot...I'm not biking 10 miles to work. Is there perfect weather where you live or something? Wonder if pee-can is specific to NC. I always associated the other with northerners until I moved down here and everyone says it here too. You quote bandwidth prices for colocated services as if it applies to broadband OMG this is crazy! In Naruto episode 1285 there is a sun in the sky. And in Bioshock 2, if you wait till after the end credits, and if you position the camera to the upper right just so, you will see the sun also! I was all like * Sounds delicious Hommies Perhaps downvotes in this subreddit should renamed to "dives" The Allspark ... You just said interracial is so fucked up only you can watch I have weird sexual fantasies that involve women, despite not having touched on in years. Is there something wrong with *me*? I want Totally thought this was the end of dead space 2. That is not me '...and later became an influential sire." Umm... that makes me wondering if anybody already created Mount Rushmore in Minecraft Darkling. It is possible to beat that thing? WTF now I notice it. In other news: Americans aren't even considering the slightest reforms to their system, because the founding fathers didn't want more than 2 parties I made my work-mate's girlfriend cry once because I put a sticker on her... Apparently she was deathly afraid of stickers... I don't whether to scream in horror or grab a fork. Thank you Awesome! lol A relative of mine moved from Canada to Australia recently, and oooh the confusion - they didn't know what a "fortnight" was Does it have to be solid? Or does manufacturing a hollow cube cost $50? MOTHER OF GOD Or, you have no idea what's happening and you aren't even on the computer right now. Or the scanner would forget she was pregnant as soon as it stopped scanning? First it was normal like and then she got nekkid and I went So does poop. After typing that, I went to check if there was an r/poop/ and there is. It is exactly what I thought it would be. I didn't know the Astronaut killed him with it's finger... You should also look up articles of recent scandals in meat production; maybe you can also find statistics on the percentage of Vegetarians in either countries. The price of meat is in no way a measurement of quality of life... ~~unless you're American of course Exactly *who* said Osama was treated unfairly Holy shit, Norway. You don't seriously believe that's a valid point 30 EUR (~45 USD) for a 5 kg (~ 11 lbs) package from Belgium to somewhere in the USA... Which I thought was pretty expensive, until I saw some other peoples posts in here. I mean. Wow. lol that pattern is so cryptic The only difference is the size of the snake. Is there any editing done to this picture? Or the reflection on the bubble was just like that? That's amazing Since when does goku give a peace sign with his hands I understand you. Sorry I actually just sold that setup to someone else and went with a 120Hz setup. I didn't get enough use out of it to be worth the money. I only play comp TF2 and Quake Live anyway Inside my mind Poor guy Should I be creeped out…or turned on… I didn't think you meant *in Japanese*... I know, right? TIL a surprising amount of people buy "As seen on TV" products Yeah! is that a triceratops on the card? I wholeheartedly agree. I'll be honest and say that I hated the entire Dorne arc the first time I read the book. Every time I got to an Arienne or Oakheart chapter I literally groaned... up until like the very last page, at which point I was like I just came in my pants, at how shiny those stockings are. Question, do these cats use normal kitty boxes? It'd have to be the size of an entire apartment bathroom, I suspect. And take around 40lbs of cat litter per filling. ...did people seriously have THAT hard a time figuring out what was going on here and why it was funny? Limbaugh incorrect and being a cancer to society? No fucking way. I have 50 more wins than you, but 45k less monster and minion kills Hmm is he hiding his hotkeys or does he not use them at all? No it's not If they lose your breaking up with them? I'm glad the car didn't start. Oh God, why did you say this when I'm high? ive never heard of kijiji I didn't say that you were. And you "live your life for Jesus" and want to "become closer to god" but don't pray... This guy is really in love with himself WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER VOICE?!? Work is haunting me on Reddit now I tried not to see the dead people pics, last one deff cant be unseen The HUNGER is taking over! His label of metacore... Battle Wench? STOP SAYING MEOW! IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS! Holy shit. It's like you were playing Russian Roulette and all the bullets were shot into the future. OMG - this is almost through my whole workday! I will be super effective today! Oh, noes! My boss will start to think this is my normal working level So I rubbernecked and took a picture. Disturbingly, I'm not sure which would be more likely to explode first when interacted with when I saw you on top model i was like 'WHOA' Are you in my apartment!? This is exactly what I did last night Holy shi... Just the sense of scale is ridiculous. Nice fairy house...? whats minecraft? I couldn't even imagine "my" police doing such things. And I saw THOUSANDS of videos like this with american one. What the fuck is wrong with american police!? funny how everything looks like chicken I had no idea a version of IE existed for UNIX 35 years and the thing doesn't even work? Wow, a bit overwhelmed by the response! I mean, I'm grateful but man... I'm just a film nerd and aspiring actress that wanted to share a most awesome picture, I didn't expect the response to be like THIS but I guess I should have. I guess I'm feeling karma-whoring remorse? ( They did. I don't have a paypal account. You haven't played BC2? No kidding! I think after my first year I got off it for the summer, seriously messed me up. Now I'm back on (off?) the wagon... lately I've been hitting something like 6 cups a day I live in N. Las Vegas, and it seems no more religious than any other part of vegas. (That being said, we're #2 in the world of highest ratio of mormons to total population, right after Utah Pardon me, but these sound like two completely different tracks Now that's a manly beard if I've ever seen one. O_O i was thinking about doing one of these and i clicked on this and you're basically describing the exact game i can't remember Where the fuck are these girls? How about a starcraft table, but everyone must construct additional pylons? That's so interesting. When I started using the really cheap shampoo (suave) my hair got sooo much softer and easier to style. Battle... of... pubes... The House of Representatives can make decisions? How did you discern I'm a girl? Did you see a " Yes, that makes a lot of sense. I guess I should let on that I'm actually about to start work on a source mod myself. I don't have any friends that are into modding so at this point I'm looking at doing everything except the OST/Voiceovers myself repost... I didn't know this existed... I missed the word "bag" after handlebar and was wondering why and how the fuck would you throw the handlebar away Howard is definitely better this year as opposed to last, and as a Sharks fan that's never good news for us. I also think he has done a damn good job of keeping you guys in the games, and Nemo has done the same for us. None of these losses can be blamed on Howard imo. He's been great! And it's so not even remotely close to over. We have to win one more game, and well... the Wings are never to be counted out. . lol Forgot that term had um other meanings too I'm guilty of half of these... and might have attached a mini Sharpie to my keychain lately, but cannot recall why... I've tested this theory on /r/politics more times than you know. You have no idea how many upvotes those fake accounts have That *is* pretty heartless. Nash's eyes are freaking me out! It's amazing to think simple harmonic motion described with Newton's law of motions can be applied to diatomic molecules Haha nice, thats a cool idea. i was finishing up my offline torphies for gta4 due to the psn downtime, and i learned that some cars have voice navigation You must not be doing it right Wow. ...so that they can justify another tuition and fees hike Awesome! Glad to hear from a comic shop owner. I just got into comics about 2 months ago and already have a collection of well over 300+. It's so damn addicting I just have to say that I love this topic. I was really surprised so many people thought about us Americans like this. Generally, I get the idea that the outside world hates Americans I just have to say that I love this topic. I was really surprised so many people thought about us Americans like this. Generally, I get the idea that the outside world hates Americans Of course it has to rebuffer when you change resolution Oh shit. That's pretty intense. That sounded a lot like Cartman. What was it? Who tried to boycott this? I never heard anything about it I'm not spreading misinformation, you guys are just wrong about everything OMG YES YES YES YES. How were we found so quickly Wait, it is? ...wait a minute. There's no actual *goat* involved in goatse, right? This is really weird Did they die? I wasn't expecting to see an ass fountain in that article. ...that looks like the bottle of lead substitute my dad uses in his 1950 chevy. I sure as HELL would not be drinking that. Must've been an awesome pie... at least you don't have to listen to it or cuddle afterwards; well, unless you wanted to.. Not sure, but most people miss it. I've gotta give them a good stare I didn't know I was quoting something. Definitely do not go there. > how does a 48 card deck work My question is... what doesn't work in bronze? You screwed the hell out of her, what more did you want from her It also broke the power button. And the battery never dies. Any source for that? I don't mean that in the rude/confrontation way - I just did a quick Google and couldn't find any breakdown of how students voted at all (I did find AA breakdown cover though There is this certain shade of light purple that is irresistible and I just want to touch Picture of more awesomeness that my brain can handle Huh... should the fact that the doors opened imply that the DT was detected and in fact reveal said DT? Wow, I apparently said something that pissed people off, getting lots of downvotes. Would anyone mind letting me know what it was? Indeed, who the hell would use that type of glove for an oven? It'd melt straight away when touching a hot surface and inevitably fuse with your skin leading to very painful scarring is there a reason I got this in MY inbox Those are actually worse than what I'm looking for. This is showing as the domestic abuse thread for me and I've never been to /r/languagelearning. What the--? Wut? This is a mooseknuckle, but the thing in the OP's pic is not. This one is from the belly button, the OP's one is not Is anyone else getting this comment reply as an orangered after the downtime? Isn't it still pay your own price? I imagine my expression while watching that was hilarious. Nevertheless, it was quite fascinating... people aren't back in yet? Bynum! Seriously, He could play himself in a movie, He's like is own Hollywood version of himself. is that tasteless? Interesting Pentacostals I thought I was clear enough in the title... congrats man. but you're not done yet. it's time for ng+ and ng++. Wow, I never thought about that. But I've never seen a tobacco commercial on tv. > * No adds? bottom left: "shit appears when opened" I don't quite follow this comment. Back in my Subway days someone asked me for BigMac Sauce, and another older guy asked if we had those chicken wings from the advertisement (which was a Burger King ad the best game I've ever seen late game zvz that would just be ridiculous, you army trade then just kill all their larvae Same, I'm not attracted to her at all... yet, I kinda of am. man i miss those days. Before the ahole survival players took over What is that? They actually ask "is there anything in tho car that shouldn't be" Iunno you tell me? wow...i totally read that as "So, my cousin threw his dog at a party today..." ...what? It takes less than two for me o_O O_o Why are there different levels? Why aren't all DNS services the same level? Do connections run through multiple DNS nameservers? Is that even possible Anyone else distracted by his oddly long fingernails? How is a health care bill the Right denounced as costing trillions of dollars not budget-related ThorZain seems superior. every time you see him lose a lot of stuff, his supply just jumps back to being way ahead... YAY at 1:58CST I was able to log in, now lets hope I can play I envy you this is odd... when i clicked my name and was looking through my recent comments... this was one of them... Wow, Jonah looks like he's taking a real power-dump ###### Indeed. Was a bit worried in "early" mid when ThorZain lost some units to miscontrol @ Kas' 4th and I thought thats that. But then he bounces back and my face is pretty much " so hard to find the back button without taking my eyes off the statue.... TIL about pooping in someone else's butt for science. Wow... I don't get it hold up. there was/is a way for students to give feedback about calendar changes before they go into effect? Did he really switch? I've got some suspicious moles that need to get checked. One in particular has dramatically changed shape and color. Vote for him. NOW. Before the zerg invasion starts. And after the entire military is unable to defeat the dragons, homeboy takes him out with an axe Yes, I have. And it's odd because after I die in the dream, it switches from my point of view to third person point of view and I can see my dead body. Did you level that land yourself or did it come like that? my boyfriend says this to me "Now do these have stories associated with them? Orrrr...?" wtf i always thought he was found in kirkland....my house is less than 2000ft from where he was actually found ...it's full of stars At first I was like d( Out of curiosity because it was deleted, what did that comment say? I've never seen that in over a decade of using Google... 1) How'd you post this pic if you were there right now? Anyways, have a great one. I'm about to toke one up too. But here, the sun has just set. Dunno where the hell you are Oh. So you can't give any proof, you can't give a proper explanation of your role (I'm sorry, 'artistic department' doesn't really cut it IMO) and untill now have just been saying that SOE has 'some idiotic business practices' without ever explaining why. Wether or not this is real or fake: What's the point of this AMA? Pizzas are NOT free if they take longer than 30 minutes to arrive! That's very nice and all, but I can't get past Gerald Berke I read it as "...imprisoned IN an asshole" Don't forget that he claims that strength is plan B, he claims his real strong suit is his quickness CONSPIRACY. This is definitely one of the trippiest optical illusions I've ever seen, and I'm only at a [2] Ah, in the UK it's just called tripe, served like stew. Never tried it though, the weird 'patterns' on it hit my trypophobia switch for some reason wtf? By the looks of it a robin's egg. I don't see how much you could help I feel somewhat comfortable taking out a minor loan, because I am confident that I will be able to pay it back even in the near future, based on my burgeoning programming abilities. All I realistically need is a couple grand at most I'm so startled right now Is it by any chance directly at Champion's Gate? I stayed at the Reunion for the past 2 summer vacations and that probably means there's a high chance I've seen your store. I wonder if in 30 years people will finally understand the difference between "friend" and "acquaintance" Oh fgs. How many first person adventure games on islands with minotaurs can there be? Id seen the Uranium and the creeper had like 3 hearts assumed I was dead and took a screenshot for reddit's sake (love you guys, Ill sacrifice my Minecraft self for your amusement lol) But when I realized I wasn't going to die it was like Well I'm just always super cautious I guess. I always hear those horror stories of a girl meeting a cute guy at a bar and then waking up with her kidney gone GIF 1997 Forever? Thanks! But I wouldn't put your email in plaintext unless you're already getting spamloads of spam. I found it at a bistro in Atlanta... listed under "imports" Question, if this is an old pic... how old are they now ...Lunch box? could you imagine this guy running L4D2 on versus? he'd know where the special infected are and exactly when they spawn Dvorak symphony no. 8 and Ziguernerweisen. Quite. Your dad? Oh my eyes No joke, I just did the same thing, peanuts included. This was awesome. Thanks for sharing. I was scared when it kept getting lower and lower... Your cat destroyed? A lot of Terrans Yoko has a very profound ability to touch you. Emotionally that is This is the first time I laughed out loud at a rage comic... Oh myyyy... source? Was no one going to say, "Dump the trash"? how did you know. Well, if it wasn't for the sexual context of a vagina -- I mean, which other organ gets a free pass for leaking bodily fluids everywhere Looks the same But we already *have* a reddit furs group...it's on reddit. Yeah I was trying to eat snacks.. The lady on the left seems to be pretty happy about letting the beast out Maybe if they stuck it on the front windshield with a big wad of duct tape. A GHOST CAT? OMFG! Im right handed and this happends to me all the time. How did you come to be Padfoot? And I just found out that Vin Diesel had a role in the movie, never noticed it before I'm with Videotron and I easily go to ~7MBps on steam $2/g? i don't mind the questions, but i really hope no one at Bethesda is taking these kinds of questions seriously. Youtube should check out reddit before giving the nsfw tag Wow, that's allowed? so your "trick" is to zoom the camera in? are you serious? Am I the only one who thought the way he looked at the player (in the closeups, anyway) was a teensy bit seductive? Especially when he takes you into the Ferris Wheel I would like to see you play UT or Quake with that setup an AMA because you are listening to something everyone can listen to? Can you provide a picture of your keyboard? Do people use VLC as their music player? you really call that a mensch? wow, the irony using a german word for that you change it? I came here to say something to this effect. Well done, sir. Spanish writers are at least the writers with the most balls as far as I've seen, at least when it comes to confronting security people and cops. If you've seen Cebovideo you know what I mean.. They hold a conductor as a fucking hostage to piece a whole-train. I think they meant at that time. Now, I have no idea what it'd be like in high school and play Pokemon. Would I be God? Tradition? Also, it's not very tasty to eat nugs, baked or not. This is incredible. I think my mind (and ears) are blown to shreds Is there a vod for this game? It looks... INTENSE Not necessarily a bad thing Plus shemale just looks weird. I can't help read it and want to pronounce it like it rhymes with 'tamale.' What's with the Italian flag? last week, SOO MUCHHH FUN!!!! yeeyyy msn looks blueeee What am I!? Oh my god Damn. My parents were/are fucking awesome. I mean I always knew it but reading these replies makes me especially appreciate it. I would say I'm going to make the time to go call them, but I already have a time set up to skype them tonight. I live in another country and we still talk 4 or 5 times a week. I like to think I'm paying them back by being a pretty good daughter. I really hope I am But it's a stretched skin over a base that makes a reverberation. How is this morally evil? Hmm you may have a point I need to get my hands on some of that... cept I'm out of college (trying to get into grad school though) and I don't know what to tell my doctor.... I think you need to x-post that over to /r/trees hehe I guess so...but fapping to a pencil doodle? So you like to play on the internets betweenblowjobs? I had this issue, and it went away on its own Guess what, you can see it in the original too Just when I'm about to go to sleep, I had to see this. Thanks for that. I'll never sleep What the fuck is going on here? Wha... Best... Set... EVER.. Moar like this prease... That whole fucking website man The name makes sense. Phoenix -> reborn When I was in high school, I have a friend who was very goth. One day, while in class, he leaned over to me and said, "Hey, what year is it?" to which I replied, "1998." Then, with the look of a man most serious, he stated, "That's 666 times 3. The world is going to end. I can take it down past my tonsils which I thought was pretty well compares to most girls. But this girl scares the shit out of me....yet I can't stop watching He had to move his wife to get it there... I second this, Daggerfall through Chrome please! oOooo hydralisk chogath its spreading BOOBS I tried to break Cleverbot once by teaching it who AM was from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. When I told it that AM would get along with GLaDOS it started singing Still Alive Don't worry about it, my sarcasm is usually meant to be almost impossible to see through. It's more for my personal enjoyment really, though I do find myself impressed when people see through it. At least, that's what I hope people are doing when they upvote my troll posts jeez, rough looking brackets, qxc vs beastyqt round 1, dimaga vs TLO round 2 likely Just curious, how good is it? What about the logs? fake-Ruby also championed this. I trust her. Also I'm at [8]...what am I doing here? What the fuck did I just see You mean that's [not her natural hair color](/spoiler)? And now with Kinect, what are you going to say? "I was born with a misshapen body" 26.66 seconds with that ability Holy shit, that perfectly describes how I feel and how everyone around me calls me insane when I say it. they also work for dogs WOW! You just wrote my life story but one year yourger. 300 GB and 16k songs? At what bitrate? I actually want those... High templot... mother archon That's really awesome. barcelona and real madrid have so many goals Wow... turns out if the admin app I wrote is open the site crashes lurker + roach = luroachker? Uhh, yeah, same But the words come up before This is the start of so many Hentai Manga's It also involves potatoes... Its locusts, not spiders Still very cool though, Garbage Pail Kids are Shizneez. Tell your wife that I challenge her to make a black tea-kettle in the likeness of Evil Eddie. Still very cool though, Garbage Pail Kids are Shizneez. Tell your wife that I challenge her to make a black tea-kettle in the likeness of Evil Eddie. Thanks, I'll save a day this weekend to practice them. For hours...on end... Looks like a fuckin' army standing at attention. This just happened to me tonight, and I was like...hmmm? You look at me, why? whoa, this is really, really weird.. i was reading through the post and i had this strange feeling that this was close to home... i also go to UCSC, and play lots of starcraft I really need to find money for these new booster packs Okayyyyy...that makes no sense (what am I, a self hating hipster? Pink Floyd's The Wall. Why the hell did I watch that when I was a kid? It was one of the most delicious cobblers I have ever had the honor of making. CRAP, I wish I knew about that $80,000 Business Plan Competition earlier... I could've totally applied. Cannot unsee OMG this is unbelievable. At first glance i thought the frog was a giant spider I've actually been forced to burn 200+ DVDs for an upcoming tradeshow for my job...so today I've been sitting at the computer and just ejecting discs, inserting new ones and hitting record. At first glance i thought the frog was a giant spider Its really intense Holy! Its really intense Their age of consent is 16, last I checked. Their age of consent is 16, last I checked. I've tried on 3 different computers now, and always checked the settings & speakers...and all I ever hear is slight "clicking" noises when you press a button in settings. Other than that, the world/server is pretty much completely barren of any sound for me I've tried on 3 different computers now, and always checked the settings & speakers...and all I ever hear is slight "clicking" noises when you press a button in settings. Other than that, the world/server is pretty much completely barren of any sound for me Its really intense But you don't *know* them. those guys have matching clothing and hats Wait... I don't edit comments except for spelling... I have never heard of this from any of the people I have personally asked..might just try this Don't know why no more upvotes this is the truth basically... I mean why worry about wiki leaks when Osama is dead... Do...do they have....samurai swords? fuck... i'm a little late to the rainbow party but sign me up for sloppy thirds. (and you better make it sloppy, bitch! O_o WTF!? I would shop here if you get caught say that you were experimenting with air-core transformer designs. can the fish smell the smoke? bah, si ça peut aider les gens qui ont un peu du mal, je vois pas où est l'embrouille ...I've been wondering for years what style they taught me. Those are spoilers for the next few books if I'm correct So wait..What started happening at around 1:20? The wife goes all 'f*ck' like shit's going down somewhere and everyone else stays calm Woah, nice! Didn't think it was possible with only 4 bonders I had nightmares for months because of this guy. Plus statues with killer lasers When I was about 8 years old I got a hot-dog from the concessions stand, but it looked a little funky so I set it down on the floor. After the movie ended, I picked it up to dispose of it in the proper trash receptacle, but as I emerged into the light I saw that it was completely covered in ants that were at that moment making their way up my arm. TIL Muslims make up 5% of the American population. Dude, Justin Bieber.... I'm not a fan, but I don't hate him. I simultaneously have gained and lost respect for the guy, lol. Fucking pro to keep going like that, but dammit man there is a limit! It tries all day, and has to fail for 24 hours. what the fuck I think I scarred my SO by yelping at this picture I phoned our helpdesk support and they changed my password with no information other than "my" name. and if you have easy downloader, why were you on that website to download it Almost looks like if it continues flooding, it could turn into a small sea ( yes (how did you know You should have to tag the exorcist girl in your posts We do? That means I have a herd of friends... I take it this is your first time viewing Fight Club I'd be disappointed if you were. How do you get Sheen AFTER Triforce... I might actually have to make that pie, the picture make's it look so awesome. I also have to say you are one brave girl going on those dates. It all seems so surreal reading it, like "wow... fuck.. REALLY? These people exist? The nail under the bed is bigger I...what? 10-15 seconds? Where can I find more of you?? I love number ten, myself. <3 Nine looks EXACTLY like my dad. And I mean EXACTLY EXACTLY. So seeing him running around with a random blonde girl is slightly odd for me to watch. Where in the world do you male redditors find these females? Oh yea because developers tell publishers when to ship I got a boyfriend at 17 in high school that had broken up with a classmate over violent behavior, but didn't listen and dated the guy anyway. First month, he tells me that he loves me and would like to marry eventually (total red flag), within the first month he gave me a rose and got dry over the course of the day and screams at me in front of our friends over "not fucking taking care of the flower". Violent screaming behavior kept occurring over the course of the relationship until one day we are at my house and I offered him a mango shake while I was drinking one, dude slaps me across the face, grabs the mug I drop and throws it at me How do you know she ISNT your clone? It worked for me. The video starts at 10:26 and I'm in the HTML5 trial as well. I thought it was an odd reply, but I figured any excuse to stick my crazy in you should be taken.... For a moment I read your post as "To me most Estonian women are quite hot, even if it's my mom." Demon eyes. Shit. Adderall is twice as strong as Ritalin (by weight) which is typically prescribed in 10 mg pills. That's 6 fucking ritalins all at once, holy shit Explain to me, exactly, how this doesn't apply to mens-rights Sorry to see this, that's gotta be a suck feeling to see AND right after getting your In-n-Out, FUCK. But would you feel any better if you accidentally it? I honestly didn't know he was still alive... Of all the things I expected ruined by this, Kingdom of Loathing was not one of them. Oh, I fully know that hats are worth tons. I'm just trying to get someone who has tons of hats that they don't need or doesn't play tf2 much to have pity for a noob. You figured it out. Smart man. Maybe His mom lives in Kansas How do they use the turn signal? So much swag. Worst comes to worst in the situation where a cop actually pulls you over while smoking a blunt, if you EAT the blunt/roach he cant do anything about it...I've seen it done on several occasions Thanks for the info- definitely an option I've read a little about and would be interested in from the sounds of it. . . but oh dear god. As a DDD cup woman I cannot imagine my breasts getting bigger Children aren't old enough to give consent. You look like my old room mate Connor. He lives in Jacksonville, too I live near Lake Tahoe and I have to say it's pretty fucking scary to open your eyes under the surface and see giant boulders and dark shadows. Oct 21st 2011? I thought his thing was May 21st 2011. paper on a very very dry day, im talkin like 0% humidity...0 Oh what the hell :( And I was impressed with myself for not crying til I got the hell out. But I did drive a mile in the rain with my laptop on the hood of my car without noticing til I got out The ginger kid. The blonde white chick between the two asian girls just right off the middle of the pic could almost be my twin. Looks like what I see on salvia. Guns? maybe I'm going mental but they guy in that photo doesn't look like Osama bin laden Damn! He's just making sure they obey the law. What about the face? In May, definitely. My dad and I were both tested recently. He actually tests positive for two types I have feeling that you are stalking me, gooddaysir. How would it handle an erection? It still blows my mind that the UK version has a UK narrator for some reason. Personally I think he's a bit more charasmatic than the US guy but still don't see the point there Good Lord, maybe THAT'S my problem. I'm on that same BC pill. Really? I like scars personally what is that red thing at the bottom? Did not know about the Cyclops mustache Wait, didn't you have 821 cycles at gas works park? I can remember you saying that in my link about 828 cycles Best Buy geek squad, in the early days before best buy fired all the original agents. Fixing a computer in the deep ghetto (viruses) and an AK-47 falls out from behind the bed. I look at the customer: Ghetto thug wearing a wife beater, nextel in hand with two phones in his other hand. "Cool ak man". He just nods and I fix the PC in record time. As I go to leave the guy hands me a zip-lok with six fat baggies of weed. "Thanks man, I felt like shooting that piece of shit all week" he got away what's the point with my nationality and my sexuality I want The Witcher 2 so badly. Can you give an example of a constructive response to some of these scenarios? Genuinely curious here. I was the "good kid" when I was little, so my parents didn't really have to do anything with me. I have no idea what I will do if I have kids someday. I used to see these all the time when I was a kid Can't really say what body part I like *on* a female body... maybe resting my arm around their waist while laying in bed... Now, what body part I like *in* a female body... What? 10 roaches worth of food more don't help you kill protoss deathball? Are you ironic or what? It's like 1500 aditional HP Me neither. That our tongues have different areas of taste - sweet, sour, etc. I was taught this lie in school 13 crimson charms?!? Wow one of my guy friends does that. But he doesn't say it to strangers. He comments on each girl in our group of friends and decides if they are proportional sizes, if their hips are good for baby birthing.. It's unbelievable. She's *YOUR* enemy too! Both lower state orifices do that in states north of you. THEY'RE TREES! Just pull over! Also, Shift+number to input that interval downwards. S for slurs then spacebar until it's at the last note you want slurred, h for crescendos, shift+h for decrescendos, etc. SO MANY KEY COMMANDS! Well I'll be damned... Maybe it was a probe and I'm being tracked They actually do that? You're supposed to wash your feet? I'm reading that without beauty in yours. Must be the autocorrect on my browser. the point about your conscious being a balance of chemicals makes perfect sense when you look at schizophrenia and other mental disorders. A large chunk of an individuals reality may very well be their own perception of their surroundings, kind of how someone can go on with their day and not care for other world events/tragedies, because it's not a part of their reality. More like U Facebook frequently suggests a website that sells adult onesies to me You were surrounded by 700 roaches and you stuck around to count the albinos? ... why do you spell rejoice like that? It... it's beautiful. June 16, 2009 Wait, how do you mean? Positive or negative? Because I never said that "full attention as animals thing" and don't know where that came from... it's not in my post. Never was. wtf A damn good film. Between the 20 minutes it took you to make them and the time it took for your S/O to get home? Oh, naked pictures of someone who's tangentially related to the show. Yeah, that's *exactly* why I come here. So much talk of C's D's and F's only reason I am watching this What do you do with your blushes? I'm out of fingernails and toenails... WOW hahahah this comment really put that response in perspective Exactly. Because Google has much less success than Facebook. Yep, cooking corn would do it. Where did that Rammus skin come from? Will watch later, at work so cant now. I don't see any Football... Not mine. You guys are pricks and assholes. oddly specific about it being fictional.... wow.. Speaking of stickers, what I don't get are those customized memorial stickers people emblazon on their cars. Uncle Dave "Lazy-Eye" Johnston died, I'ma pay him a tribute by putting his name, birth date and death date on the back of my truck. This has "anti-Michael You have to use fast travel between cities because there is no fast travel between cities? So the Conservative party in the UK represents the undereducated holy cow Whoa wait wtf. I thought I was just trolling Holy shit! Ozzy with short hair Caught me at a [8] & this had me looking just like you. What is punishment *for*, exactly? Well, Breen did talk about hope for humanity and a lot about change from our past; that doesn't bring Glenn Beck to mind, but rather someone else Lol, at first I assumed Einstein had stationary with an engraving of his profile at the bottom, and thought to myself "I had no idea Einstein was such a narcissist Wesley Snipes is a woman? What do you have against people named Paul? HOLY COW! if one of my fellow country man politicians would do something FOR THE FUCKING PEOPLE FOR ONCE. not for a major corporation. so in all honesty... NOTHING! because, yeah, i can see that happening any time soon. I don't think my old flatmate ever bothered playing it, but he spent *months* going through the mods. Wtf is that thumbnail?! wtf a sex. C4ing a tank when its looking right at you what did your grandfather do to you in those 5 minutes Obviously the cat is pissed about something or *someone*. > Yeah, they definitely are pretty, which is exactly what RIT cares about. Highschoolers can't smell 'em when looking at the pretty pictures of the campus in some advertisement catalog. You really don't smell any weird smell from them? can things get more insane? ... why does he spell differently like that? wait... so stewart's brother liebowitz is one of the chiefs of the NYSE? It's doing the same thing for me. I've spent the last five minutes trying to figure out why it was in my inbox and userpage... Who knew ants were so bloody hairy.... The stereotypical porn star look is scary man You could get a decent used car for that. In what country was the airport? I want to know where they give free bananas At first I was like "oooh... A downvote and no answer? But... It's not even the same video. Dutch house? y is the elephant so hairy? I walked into a classroom at college and one of my friends just ran up to me and pretty much tackle hugged me yelling, "YOU'RE ALIVE". The whole time I'm thinking, "Uhhh, yeah. I am. I'm straight and I do most of the "gay" stuff FJ's are so awesome. The first time I saw one, I was like How does the blinking work? A bug in edit? It seems to only show up with full screen yellow/pink... ps: it just freezes that often while playing brink, so im a little concerned now Went in for lulz, came out better informed. I have a feeling you are against authority figures How did you make the What did you do to be included in the credits? I was also about to ask if you and I are sharing the same life. All the way down to sophomore year break and the crazy ex. Only the hamsters knew. Was at a fuck buddies house, we are both pretty kinky and he is kind of like a daddy/dom and I am his sub. I was 18 and he was 29, He invited his friend over and made me get naked and kneel on the ground while his friend was there, making me call him daddy in font of his friend and spitting on me and generally humiliating me, he then made me fuck his friend. Was a more extreme situation than any porn I have ever seen... I'm shoulder surfing and there ain't nothing you can do to stop me! I've had posts on r/android before asking about various issues or happenings and have often been told to just go ahead and root it. Several times by people that have rooted their sgs4g. I feel like I'm missing something because I was under the impression this phone was fully capable of the process by now. i guess that would count as gross indeed No pictures, sorry I love the face with the purple electric tentacles... You can also spell "stewardesses" Wow, I thought I was desensitized to most of this by now, but this... Your welcome :) Donating can be very addictive Nah dude, just their mothers in my experience I must thank you for introducing me to such an awesome band Fucking made my mind and ears melt I'm at about an [8] right now and that detail this first time around was the most important in the whole gif. I was like What's up with Sweden? I miss those girls. They wrote a letter to me, but I don't know how since they died from the "damn disease" a few years ago... Maybe I am mixing something up, but I think I saw someone playing this game in Apple Store in Frankfurt few days ago... What a strange second photo in that article. Weird caption... has nothing to do with the story! > I totally would have done this if I could find my install media It's a well known icon . . . nothing to do with being cultured The Mechachrome engine makes me wonder if it's just an enlarged and civilized version of a Formula 1 engine. Also, 550 bhp @ 10,000 rpm I like how they left a little hole in the back so they can watch you through your window Why did I read that as 'nazi-financed'? can it actually catch on fire wow...gordon was a 3d glasses hipster before anyone else Thank you! And no, I suppose the title's slightly misleading. I only performed the first movement. My professor is pushing for me to play the entire piece (two pianos) for my senior recital, but considering it's most likely next semester... Yea i was totally like "WTF?" at how easily Clark moved the planet without a sweat, and it happen way too fast. You didn't even see him move it really. One second its about to crash into earth the next second its floating back in space. I think they're great @( Kitten is a friend of mine, has been for a decade, as we used to play CS1.6 together. Random diamond player. HUGE double take seeing his name. Well we'd be kind of working on it throughout the semester but not really. What I mean by that is we had a lot of homework assignments that were supposed to help us get to the final project but they weren't always beneficial. So the final project requirements were actually given to us last Saturday and the project was due Tuesday I open them in new windows by clicking the mouse wheel. I was hoping there was a better way that didn't create such a mess. It's like the back button on my mouse goes back in time to when no piñas were given and often times the 2nd yes it is unproductive for the economy that way, lol imagine a workforce composed of blind people I'll give you my bnet account with membership still active with a level 40 (o ^_^ o) you made me blush... or start dancing and singing like Cartman after an anal probe. Cream? It's nutella. Malaria wasn't new "Those are actually worse than what I'm looking for. Upvote for being a caring person, sir *completedick* Haha, that's what I came here to say Perhaps I misread the intent of your message, but the way you phrased things it sounded like you were advising to install an SSH server within Cygwin, running on the same Windows machine as Firefox, then to use FoxyProxy to create a SSH SOCKS connection to your own machine... I even opened that up in an incognito window... I was like... breathtaking... Ugh, read that as a Tool to the NIN degree. It's like my washing machine on turbo! Except, it's a bird. My handwriting always has been and always will be completely illegible. Clint Eastwood just became my hero Aaawww "secondworld2" Wouldn't that be a third world That... actually seems like it could be kind of good. Or maybe I'm just hungry right now. Google "SANTORUM"..... Sorry to hear that, i would have gone mad living in Aus then Sodomy probe, huh? Not cyborg eyes, Portal eyes! It's like stuff goes in one, and then reflects back out the other. So, if you look into one, you see yourself looking out the other... why the hell is his name freddy then.. lol I definitely like it. Didn't mean to come across as mean. I'm sold Dude, do you know what website you're on right now? My god Atheists will kill us all. Back in my PS1 days I had an air purifier that sounded exactly like the static from the radio in Silent Hill. I read this as "disease causing orgasm" and was like Major, major, major... this is probably what we should have expected from him all along You are stunning! And totally freaky, I saw a waitress at a restaurant tonight that looked EXACTLY like you You got yelled at? Is this really this incident? May I ask where do you live? (No opossums entering houses in New York City ...nsfw...? I don't know I'm fascinated if there was a sex scene after she died..... Some of this just sounds like me when I wake up in the morning. Oh fuck the government is trying to kill me. So. Many. Feelings. I don't even... wtf was that? Does Hinton even have a music scene?? I use to be until I realized that sex with the wife was a better pass time... It makes me sad now that I think about how much sex I missed when I was an EQ addict. Well, whatever it is, it's giving me an inferiority complex I have to agree That must have been horrible :/ DK's are awkward to fight against anyway let alone that many controlled by one guy My (Canadian) grandparents used to go to Arizona for the winter. Their (American) friends there would go south to Mexico for health care The Rake Song, by the Decemberists. At fist I wasn't really paying attention to it, just listening to it in the background, humming away. Then i got to about halfway in and realized it was about child murder Man.... how much is your nostalgia worth I haven't seen one for a while, but they make "smokeless" pipes. Smokeless if you don't hit hard, and hold it half of forever. What you don't realize, is this is Goro's uncle, so really only two of his hands are visible Tht guy really is a "Madhatter" Does getting a letter from cablevision count TIL: The difference between helicopters and autogyros. no paint in the wild they drag a consious cow behind a truck and trow firecrackers at tigers to scare them off ? I'm personally amazed at the lack of expletives. It gives me the impression this guy does this everyday. I came. This is the RPG of my dreams Suddenly ninjas It's quite strange that you haven't seen it because the last 2 panels are worded exactly. It's ... interesting. I won't downtoke, but it was a bit overwhelming. I feel like my ears at a [6] could not process that. and normally I like electronically based musick. They still have eb games So i can just talk to them I'd love to, but right now I'm not able to afford it, atleast the eating healthy part. What's trippy as hell is that I eat barely anything at all. I've been so dirt poor lately that I've taken to making a thing of rice, and eating a bowl a day, and that's about all I can do. The only problem i see here is the Catan box that still has plastic wrap now you are just making me drunk....with words What does ...Why does this have 5 downvotes? Im scared for 30yrs from now ...Thanks? Is there a site/some sort of program that just list all of the sites that are supported by onion? It has to be Cow and Chicken man. that show was amazingly funny and creepy. The red guy that hopped about on his ass was insane and cow would put her own milk back into the carton Her description of having a stroke is almost identical with one of my mushroom experiences. I turned off my auto renewal via their xbox.com site Sweet Jesus!!! (indeed) I'm speechless... Whaaat the hell... Serious Dub Techno ( Use your vaporizer, why even bother with your bong why shouldnt a woman be allowed to be sexual again? For your sister's sake? Right, I thought surely this has to be brand new and then I saw 13 hours ago. Dear lord I just might! Son likes guys. Dad likes hookers. Dad thinks son's the one with the problem? Show me this $4 link! I must have it now Witnessed this also Wow....in 24hrs? 2 times a day? That's a looot...even I don't do that a box of napkins. wow. i've got survivor stuff right here... I tried making an enemy weaker. Forgot I'd been pushed inside myself. Vandalized my own powers. Ascended a level and then realized my terrible mistake. after a spartan revenge? I thought from the thumbnail that they were going to try landing the plane on the car *looks at username* So you decided to call your pet Nameless? Speaking of unwanted fucking toolbars. Started Firefox and see that there's a new Ask toolbar . . . . . no. Uninstall. Get done surfing web. Quit browser. "Oh, I forgot to look up something." Open browser. New Yahoo toolbar. My nightmares they're EVERYWHERE! Or if you want an Android tablet, get the Eee Transformer. Has a keyboard dock that also has another full battery in it, so you can either have an 8-10 hour tablet or a 16-20 hour netbook. Yea I was just playin'. Wow look at all the posts. Please re-write your post I replied to then, maybe I'm missing something and answering stuff that's only in my head I WANT to believe My roommate (Brazilian) was the hostess for a Mexican restaurant. I was hanging on the patio, enjoying my pitcher of margaritas. When a this couple asked my roommate "Do you have menudo?" (traditional Mexican dish, made with beef stomach) My roommate says "You know...hold on a minute" At this time we watched my roommate (bless her heart) go inside and look up at the ceiling ( That's, like, several light years to the right... Just extending the Bush tax cuts is enough to make me go Oh yes. Funny thing is that I'm not really a nerd--I was in a fraternity, do well with girls, party hard etc.--so when all my friends saw me just completely nerd out and try to like hug pictures of my childhood character friends, they were all very What happens is when I get up my muscles clench right away and then when I stand up it's inside me. Nothing more mysterious or end-of-the-worldy than that. :) (hopefully Kevin Rose sure as hell got buffed up Made by Hitachi the TV manufacturer? I've always thought HGH was less harmful.. Apparently not ? When in that relationship, Umich, did you lose your spine? I.. I can't believe I missed that. I thought it was an onion, and I'm straight. They only had one mess up, which actually turned into a funny story. It was during some sort of strike when they were really short handed. I was flying solo from NY to Stockholm and back when I was 10 years old, so I was assigned a stewardess to escort me. When I transferred in Copenhagen going back to NY, the gate agent asks me, "Is this your first trip to Frankfurt?". Wait you want to make it so that your usb automatically unlocks all your passwords volume is measured in centimetre? oh shit...>WTF!!! That's my sisters cat Charlie!! Like not that exact cat, but he's a black cat and he brings in shit like that! What the hell lool well to be honest I've actually always doubted my "conformist" indian dad....I swear the times life hands me a nice pile of green and I end up cooking or inhaling my dad's always sitting there infront of the tv with a huge grin on his face and we end up sitting there infront of the tv flicking through all the channels with these huge hyena grins LOL....sorry i typed a lot Shit... awesome let me get my camera and show reddit. Damn the hook didn't stay on... I wouldn't say I hate fat (By fat I mean horrendously obese) people. They make me VERY uncomfortable, especially after the most horrifying incident of my life which took place on a Greyhound Bus. I thought I was the only one... I want to touch Pikachu's fur. Reminds me of an Andalite A feast fit for a king ...Or maybe they'll take it a step further LOL wow man. That made ME pucker my cornhole What the fuck did you have locked up in there? A horse? I can't imagine a penis being so thick and massive that it'd be mistaken for an arm stump. sick, and not in a good way. you son will probably die at the age of 25 at some distant oil field in south america, because, you know, he likes to be a soldier and stuff. i wouldn't encourage something like that, but hey... who am i to question corporate american reddit? sheer genius Every time I hear malleable I think of mallets hitting metal to remind me what malleable means. Which makes me cringe when I think of malleable cocks and balls i do this all the time i doubt that is real honestly, it makes me scared for myself. WHAT THE FUCK WILL MY KIDS BE USING Image Line Vocodex - Advanced Routing Part One? What is this? all your comments are so negative.....but every single thing you post.....sucks so much dick No Bathroom breaks for 14 hours??? says the modern american college sophomore Whoever was in the other truck must have crapped themselves TIL Juventus had a better road record than United. (No need in comparing home records or table position or European succes though Fell asleep drunk. Woke up, arm was itching. Figured out I had fallen asleep against the heater and burned myself (small blister dime a dozen dude... sorry Heh, it was actually fun to drive like that. In that wheelie shot, I was traveling backwards at about 100 kph. We do??? Yeah, I wanted a moat as well - but forgot I had my access-tunnels right there, one z below Dude... monies? You play Udyr in mid? Flabbergasted is the word I'm looking for I believe. Why not just sit down with both legs up and put them on that way? Wow, I guess nobody likes that dude here ohhh god, you can tell I've had a long day at work when the first thing I thought was "Man, he relearned where all the keys were!? Oh "nice guys". I once had a coworker come stay with myself and my girlfriend for a week since he wanted to visit New York. Before meeting him, we thought he was a cool guy, and then... his "nice guy" side came out. He exhibited every single part of this comic, but then took it one step further. While on a walk with me to the convenience store to pick up some odds and ends, he turns and asks me if he could marry my girlfriend if I were to die, to which I went I'm embarrassed to admit how often this happens, but I constantly try to unlock things with my car unlocker remote thing. My front door, my work's key-carded entry, my mailbox; all things must open with car remote unlocker! I know healthcare is private in America, but good god is it really that expensive to get the snip!? parking on the side of the road? Hooray for marijuana! I've lived in the GTA suburbs my whole life and even I was shocked when I came to Toronto and saw people smokin dope on the sidewalk of Queen Street West. Also in Hamilton outside a church on Barton The possibilities....they're endless... *Ahhhh*, gotcha. Never knew it had a name. OK so maybe I am confused as to what is going on. When I look at the main page of my sub there is an "approve" link under every new post. They aren't showing up in my spam queue. If I don't have to click the approve, what does it do? wwwwoooooooowwwww Downloaded the program, says my connection isn't fast enough to be able to view high quality video so I can't even open it I remember my first experience with such blatant racism (which wasn't towards me, but shocked me nonetheless). I was a live-in aide for a 90-year-old woman who would turn off the tv and complain about the state of the world whenever Barack Obama would appear on the screen, and I once heard her say nigger in front of children who couldn't have been more than 10 years old. is that CCCP? That would be USSR, you found a kosmonaut's ring maybe And by something I said.. I mean a link I submitted its not just me? Shut the fuck up with that Yeah. I said that's where I read it when someone was initially like, "How the fuck do you know this? I think I'm living in the wrong Spain. I have to look for the other one, where people have 3 months of vacation and only work 30 hours a week. Jesus fucking christ, she's that old? At first I was like Then I was like Hard to believe the last time I played BK was in 1998 That's not a normal habit No... I stumbled into this game from an invite from TheHamMan... what on earth did I walk into? i heard that if you do shrooms too much your brain will scab over and give you dain bramage I read "Euthanism" which isn't a word, but I had a They filmed it?? When did the AI start microing? I've only played the computer a handful of times on Insane (once since the last patch) and the last time I played it at that difficulty (it ended up being PvP).. I got DT rushed when I was doing a 3gate expand build. Yes thats very likely. My 99 mustang is like that. Runs like a beast at 210k miles, has yet to give any engine or transmission issues. But the cup holders.. Dear lord wtf where they thinking? Say what now? How did you know he was touching himself? hahah sorry dude woah Never underestimate the power of **the snuggle** Wait... Are you basing it on just the movie? Slugworth barely had a part in the book and Charlie didn't "sin" in it either. I think the fact that edwards wife had cancer might play an eentsy weeentsy part in that...not that i agree. She cheated on him with cancer, first Upvote for The Stand. I just finished that recently, and not only has my stifling book depression finally convinced me there will never be another novel of such a calibre, but my life (not to mention the way I look at sick people on the bus) has been changed forever by it. That's exactly how I played the game... There's something wrong with wearing socks with tennis shoes? Well Adjusted is normal? Has no body told him? Calling a black child a cute monkey in front of their parents, because I call my cousins cute little monkeys and my mom called me one. I actually received this clock as a Christmas present holy fuck, rapture riding FTW! Wow, thought you were just making stuff up. No seriously, how would they get down? Is there a hole they can shimmy through? read that as "you are a TRUE scientologist." it's actually hilarious no matter what idra does, he is right and not only his opponent is wrong, but he is also considered.... bad mannered I have a feeling half of those stamps are paying for the weight of the other half of those stamps... They played at a local bar here in town just last night and I missed it. I'm not. I just have terrible eyesight and completely scanned over that. Fist me, Jesus! Looks more like a rapist's van. Did it take long to photoshop out the bucket of lollipops? Half Life 32, episode 33 ....my teammates can deal with not seeing me in the stat screen have bukkit.. but I want to use IndustrialCraft Mod and BuldCraft on my server and there isn't any plugin for them. I you don't know how to install ordinary Mod's in bukkit? I'm getting a GTX 570 for that price Are you suggesting that girls who smoke aren't girls? I never thought of it like that actually..?! Before I even clicked this link, I somehow knew it would be Futurama. Bland ungdomar då antar jag? There's a reddit for everything!! 150 more since then This one, a jaw-dropper for me! DAT EYE!! O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ wish I had more upvotes It looks like the matrix bots If I didn't know better I'd swear this was my girlfriend. Dunno who would downvote you for answering the question I had I just deleted it because I was tired of logging on to facebook every time I sat down in front of my computer Lol yep. You know its all good when your girl loves your stinky pits. My boy literally never wears deodorant and he never has BO. He doesn't sweat. Its insane. I'll be all gross and sweaty in the summer and he doesn't even wear deodorant and he's fine. So not fair. When he's "stinky" he just smells like chicken soup, to me anyway 29 mp The downvote brigage is quick today How many times a week is normal Nobody's ever taught him a leg lock? Skyrim. So its gona be that time of the month twice I have a lot of beatles songs that a friend of mine sends me. She's the same she loves older bands and stuff. I've got Lucy in the sky with diamons stuck in my head LOL..it's serious trippy stuff I read that as 'cervix'. Twice. Yeah, the things I'm most worried about are how many different ways the logo will be used, and how I'll have to change the file formats and the logo itself to fit the demands of those different media. Also, the thought of negotiating a contract is very daunting. I had to look at the answers for like 3 minutes... Confusing and missing the point Why does r/fireporn and foodporn say they're sister reddits with earthporn and spaceporn? Better question would be: Would you give up your Reddit KARMA for it?????? I want to do this... She wrote that and she's only 11? Everything is glowing... Why is there a naked baby with a panda hat so close to pedo strawberry Creepy anime character holding a shake weight... my you are a persistant one. Nooooo I'm just confused as to what foodporn has to do with earthporn and spaceporn other than being a porn. I want to know why they think it's a sister reddit who is this stacey person and where can i see more of her The tiny ones are the good ones. It's true Attractive women everywhere Protoss is so op.... Depending on the screen size/year it can be one of the more time consuming repairs done. HOLY SHIT Last time I spoke on xbox live someone said to me "I'm going to do you from behind you dirty cunt" I was like Wow, this takes the cake holy shit i know people that live in ridgefield thats how me and my friend did it I said the same thing as you. Server room with a router I thought i was the only one. The penis has a penis. I haven't seen amumu banned in ages Ditto. Fourth Riech Is that bad? but you get s much cool stuff when you go underground! today, I got 3 cloud in a bottles, 2 claws, 125 copper, 99 iron, 46 silver and 50 gold. all in a one hour run :D And only just got down to the lava \ There's games made for lady gaga on the iphone. ...says the InsaneSniper. what if she had to go to the toilet during the clip ? I hope you aren't using that as an argument for why it's ok to not wear your seatbelt? Just read about ANOTHER guy from Australia who just got induced into a coma after "planking" on the roof of a car. My boyfriend for whatever reason downloaded a collection of Bob Ross videos last week. We both watched this very episode with at first he was all &#3232;\_&#3232; and then he was all ................ Last night I was CoD: BO and I got a game invite from Cominfodatass33 >(no racist joke implied This probably sounds stupid (haha, even that is being generous), but I didn't like the way he pronounced "sju" is this real life? Fuck, I'm reading this entire interview in Tyler's voice. In Oklahoma?! I exaggerated to gain sympathy lol THEY'RE TOUCHINGGGGGGGGGG. The Tourist wasn't the best movie ever, but it was still hella entertaining. Other than that, I agree. Apparently, Depp agrees that the pirates sequels were bad. They should've left it at curse of the black pearl. It's the only one whose plot I can even remember properly yes cuz people would take time out of their day to write a note like that just to post it on reddit, right? dude, you just confessed to a murder on the internet O_O O_O I saw him at the airport yesterday when he came in on our LAX flight. I was looking a mess so I admired from afar. Hopefully I can doll up and catch him on his way back! My mom loves him so she wants me to get a pic with him "to frame". True story some lady at my grandpa's home fell off a bed while givin some dude head and broke her hip. Turns out after it happened people got to talkin and there were some two dozen dudes gettin serviced regularly A lava blade, in a spawner trap? That doesn't seem right he died in 1995? wow, i had no idea, i thought it was more recent than that...i guess all ive seen on tv was replays I was staring blankly at the poof on her head. Then I looked down. Then I was... i was zoned out my bedroom window just staring at the neighbor's yard. I noticed a prairie dog hanging out in his yard just doing his prairie dog things, when out of no where a bird of prey (moving too fast to know what kind of bird it was) swooped in and snatched his ass off the face of the earth. at first i was like "._." then i was all " After Ramsey said "I'm a crazy motherfucker, no one wants to go in there with me" just before the fight, did JDS call him Ramsey-pie? You just listed every major console going back a couple decades, I'm not sure I understand your point, or maybe I'm just getting old? I hope your name applies here WOMAN - YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME! lol - I really did wish I would have more females to play with, I deal with too many lovable idiots, more idiotic than lovable. "Another"? GENIOUS!! Holey... It has 9k upvotes and... 8k downvotes Im confused. You would like to see me bring earplugs to class? Wait, what? They charge for INCOMING calls in US? Are you trolling me? That can't be... Fuck me, I want an ambulance Homophobic? WOW!..so many! Didn't occur to me to just paint it myself Didn't occur to me to just paint it myself WHERE!??!!!! How did you know I was surprised that the location closest to me has the largest quantity of the item you happened to search for Me? I do thats what I used or are u talking to someone else Hey DoctorElectron, The photo shoot turned p.nerd.nu into chaos.nerd.nu Plus 42 now. The meaning of life, the universe, and everything. It can also go the *other* way, people *not* reporting *big* stuff. I'm the new IT guy in a company of about ten people who don't have time to stop working just because their computers act flaky. Today a laptop I was using popped up a "duplicate IP address" error and when I announced to my boss this "latest weirdness that simply should not happen," the HR lady popped up and squealed, "Hey! *I* saw that today! I just blew right past it!" And as soon as *that* conversation was had, the sales guy across from her tells me that "I see that too, about three times a month!" OHMYFUCKINGGOD. Um... You can do multiple queues? I should've googled this earlier. Parents are fucked. There are no "jobs for life" any more so it doesn't matter if your dream job doesn't work out. Just choose another career and do that. Katy Perry. Boobs. Oh. My. God. GREAT DOMINO'S GHOST IT'S REAL ( You mean that's not the norm wherever you come from? Do you have draft beer and a giant screen with projector at your house? I can't believe there's a subreddit for that... I have no idea why they feel a need to connect to Ireland in the first place ... TIL people want to take pictures of Whoopi naked. Drunk at the wheel of a car? I've seen a lot of my favorite speakers do live and impromptu debates on television. Labyrinth, Never Ending Story, and probably Watership Down. Watership Down isn't actually a children's movie, but being cartoon bunnies I always see it in the kids section (when movie stores used to exist) and its one of the first movies I ever saw. I absolutely love it and the book, but OMG terrifying imagery of cute fluffy things being tortured and murdered | if you are talking about culture in terms of 'culture in people', India surpasses USA in that. Where's the address or contact? This reminds me: I haven't been active in *any* proper forum since discovering reddit. The format almost seems ancient now. Whats really creepy is the time they tried to keep me there. I woke up in a backward version of real life and knew it was a dream. They insisted that that is a stupid assumption and were trying to stop me from figuring out how to leave. I got there because I used meditation in the dream to try and stop outside time, started jumping around between dreamworlds, when suddenly I lost control, got stuck in some void, and ended up there. I made it out by going to sleep in a bed. It took me an hour to believe it was real life when I made it back... Same happens when searching for rock band "pain". Top ones are some reggae band then the actual pain cd's come Mine didn't hurt when I tried to stand on it, just wobbled between my knee and my ankle until I lost balance more like Holy fuck. I also talked to some of the followers that were at my school and brought up the verse in Matthew that says only God knows the date and time (don't know the exact one sorry). They just said the "Almighty God" will tell you if you talk to him. more neighbors My wife sure doesnt, she watches porn more than I do WTF is up with that TL;DR? idk... i sometimes wonder how we all survive since we cant police ourselves w hand guns, and all we have is socialized healthcare Haha! My boobs swell and get tender for a few days before I start, but I don't think it has much to do with it. He mostly goes after my ears (they stick out a little; he says it looks like I'm listening all the time and it drives him crazy My nickname in school is teddy bear And a man should be indebted to a woman for going on a date with him? *Napking* ... fuck me. Well I suppose that makes up for his homophobia and hatred a bit. I always said I'd still like him as long as he kept his hyper-conservative views out of his stories but then he did that one book where all the liberals take over the government and put christians in concentration camps or something dayum Haha, I like you room. When did you add the art? That wasn't there last time I checked Oh my god, ( This could quite possibly be the most mysterious song....ever .... what a douche. As one of the comments on the page points out, this is indeed in sonnet form. 14 lines, 10 syllables each. As for the every-other-stressed-syllable part I think it could use some rearranging but it's well put together, if a bit hahahaha TEight hahaha that's genius! It's the internet, and you're holding back? That.. is... so... scary... Yeah I also just noticed that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is going to play a cop in it aswell If ever I meet Dave Grohl, I'll probably be like Troy meeting Levar Burton. Not the OP but these questions can be answered if you just ask them yourself for 10 minutes can you give more specifics on this guac so I can get it Dem hips! Jeopardy comes after wheel of fortune for me So I couldn't help but notice that your graph only furthers the X axis of this graph Yeah...but Tie Fighter and Jedi Knight....BEST GAMES EVER??? omg, who of you sick bastards made a **Care Bear** porn via rule 34 happen? Brightens it up? That is one scary looking... bear That's Legit. I'm Beffudled, the house is actually taking the side of the people over a corporation? What is 2gd doing in /r/sc? Did she make you pretend to be a horse? Does it... turn? Holy shit, I have a similar situation in my kitchen, there's a partial chimney (comes down from the ceiling about 3 or 4 feet) that was used for a wood stove. The hole is currently patched in the exact same Cardboard and Duct Tape manner, but instead of bees, it's wasps. And now... sir... now I am terrified of opening it. i am literally leaving in an hour to get some A hug from a bunny? Jesus Hoverhands? Don't worry I am not one of the people who goes on a Holiday the other side of the world whilst pregnant or with a screaming child So the rapture *DID* happen? Gotta watch all of Chappelle's Show tonight Wikipedia page says there were 8 sequels. What a strange toilet seat? Is it supposed to be never put up, so a man can piss without pissing on it? You've never seen the posts here of people saying they're going out to gay clubs, part of gay-straight alliances, working with gay outreach programs, etc? "Kather­ine Mar­i­on -​ Host of "Kather­ine & Friends" late night sex talk show -​ www.myc­i­tyra­dio.com" Tits of year award goes to her! TIL I have an owl-face jeeee-sus. 22 for lagavulin? I'm bogglin' here. And I drink in manhattan on occasion. How can you compare civilian casualties in a WAR to a police force? Is this not a case of lexical borrowing though? TIL, Australians have **8** oceans. (I've never heard of the 'southern ocean' before. this frontpaged so fast I always thought it was for zippo lighters Why would you keep milk in a cabinet for 12 months? 1988 too! maybe we all went to highschool together I read "I eat out anyone I know." Oh God I did... This sounds like the beginning of a facebook dating service. How would you know if you're last... >I did... Woah wtf? What's with the "This fucking blog sucks" post? Gotta wonder who wrote that. Was it someone else getting into the blog somehow or is it some bizarre rage post? I don't like it. I'm in a hot area during the summer so it would just milt off within an hour. I always thought of it as a hassle to put on everyday. Also when I do put on makeup (once in a bluemoon), my boyfriend goes all "I like you better the other way D:" XD Also when I'm not wearing makeup, some people ask me what lipstick I use, and what kind of mascara I use. They go all g2x? I just bought one my gf on for her bday, she loves it. She didn't really think much of it until switching between an app, browser and angry birds. From that point on, besides the screen size, she was like Holy crap. I didn't even notice that! ... and add $40 for international shipping Holy crap man, your yard is steep as fuck. Is that like a 2 foot gradient Just woke up here. I dreamt I was fighting someone and was clearly superior than him at fighting but he used his special move of hotboxing our stadium and getting everyone baked out of their mind. After that I was slow and couldn't fight worth shit, and so I started yelling to become stronger and woke up because I was yelling so loud. I was late and started getting ready for my day and then I woke up *again* and it was still an hour an a half before my alarm had to go off. Wow!! Yorgos is really going for Baroque with those guitar designs, huh Is that German? Perhaps one of the greatest songs and videos that I have ever seen Yep, that's how the teachers got my name. Care to tell me how the rest of it happened, since you're so knowledgeable about my story? Not doing your homework .... Holy cow those sprites are amazing Do they stay that small? Your prostate gland? I would, if I could figure out how to edit the post Holy shit!! Minimum wage is *$2.13*?? I was making $8.07 bussing when I was 17. Those Pikachu missiles are terrifying. I'd like to nail you.. perhaps..if you prefer to perceive time linearly. A koreaboo. What on earth makes you think Europeans have to pay to use the bathroom? "compressible" That's an odd smattering of questions then. To be fair, I'm speaking from a different perspective; I'm Canadian and this year was my first in filling out a census (which was short, to the point and noninvasive). Guess I'm biased that way. Wtf kind of junk do they ask you? The first room had 6 beds Is that... Is that a grinder IN the filling chamber? i think its more Wait - they're called 'Honkey Dogs'? I watched those for an hour Ringo was always a bit cheeky, i'm sure it wouldnt be the 1st time he made someone Children ghosts are scary as hell, i agree with everyone else Soylent Sprite is people Ss much cute, so little time. Who ever makes that is lucky or stupid if that takes more than an hour to make...there's no way in hell I'm paying someone $20 an hour to make little outfits for apples as their hobby. only bosh has gone over 30 so far redditor for 1 hour There's a place to play indoors at the rec? Cena=Jesus? Upvoting for voicing opinions seems common enough. Downvoting for art and/or boob-hating seems extremely rare Seriously. I know for a fact whiskey helped. Did you see the size of that flask!? what laptop do you have? I wish I could unsee this, and yet I couldnt stop watching. Wtf Hmm, maybe it was for the best then Why did you freak and say fuck you when she said show me? Wow, WTF? That is fucking retarded. Did no one see the guy on the right in the pink shirt, bouncing up and down with his tongue out?? Potentially even better than the actual song Jiz. Bee. "I would say I'm not really inept at jiu-jitsu, I mean, I've watched a lot of, like, Eddie Bravo videos.". That was my birthday You have a bachelors in drumming? I dare anyone to fault those tits! I was trying to be delicate What a weirdo Medihoney is an expensive, medical-grade, prescription-only wound care dressing. It doesn't have any *C. Botulinum* spores in it, so while technically it would be safe, I'm getting weirded out that you're the third person to think it prudent to dissuade me from feeding this shit to a baby He was allowed to take a chainsaw into the stadium? What's not interesting about a newborn turtle? I just got this joke for the first time Out of the top three players hotshot is two of them I am interested, even if its like 30 min drive. I havent played very much since second edition though how do you do CPR on a heart that is in a shoulder? I saw this a couple weeks ago... I already have 130,000 energy points and 30+ badges. It's a bit addictive. Like grade 7/8, i thought that was late Butterfree. It really doesn't take 30 minutes to undo 12 screws, put a new HD in, and put the screws back in. Thats one mouthful of a domain name Really? I swam there a while ago when I was a kid. Was thinking about going back. How did it change? and wasn't it posted by violentacrez, porn mogul of reddit? I shall have to give this a try, thank you. There was an american band that caused me to When he's 30, maybe. Or 40. It was sketchy indeed. The room next to it had some plates and silverware still in it. Your claim that acid flashbacks are illusory and only psychological is completely baseless. You argue about me making a "post hoc" fallacy and then you completely speculate... All of this happened from falling off a bike!? I did not know. Out of two? I had one of these, and my male cousin played with it all the time... Wow, what moves did it have? No she found a coast guard guy and got preggers right away My favorite is people's inability to pay attention to anything other than the planeswalker. In one draft I pulled a Koth and went R/G. There were several times during that draft (and this was a sanctioned draft, albeit a community one, mind you) where people would ignore me and go for the planewalker. There were times when, if they had played correctly, they could have finished me off that turn, but instead they focused on Koth (and I ended up winning a few that ended up like that hows it taste op? If that's true, I don't want to be an astronaut anymore either. Did you tell him you do the weird stuff?? HOLY SHIT! implying its for one person? "beefstick86"... [](/jackieeeee! "What is this I don't even") The amount of epic is far too much to behold. For the first time, I wish I could upvote more than once. I price challenged Best Buy on the title. Then I used a $20 reward zone certificate. I got Dead Or Alive: Dimensions on Monday for $10.59 After Tax. It's awesome. oops this is boika's throwaway In early college I was experimenting with substances and came across easily available Salvia. Living on a Christian campus didn't make it easy to smoke, however. So, I went to a public park and found a perfectly secluded ravine. Smoked a giant bowl of Salvia and started tripping like crazy. Of course, at that second a fire engine drove by, sirens blazing. I knew, unequivocally, the sirens were cop cars coming for **ME**. I shoved the smoldering pipe in my pants and started exiting the park as casually as I could. Halfway through the realization hit that I had always wanted to try masturbating while tripping. So, in my delirious state I figured the bushes next to the sidewalk was discreet enough. Standing up, with my back fully exposed to the sidewalk, I wanked one off really quick. Honestly, I don't think anyone was around or saw, but thinking back traumatizes me to think I was *that guy*. THAT creepy motherfucker that everyone hears stories about, but nobody believes would ever do themselves. At least I think that's what happened and I didn't just hallucinate it. The guilt's real enough Oh god, once a week or so i go to a spa pool (girl here), and alternate between the hot tub and pool. Generally most guys in the tub know to keep their arms out of the water or their hands in sight (it's only good manners) but every now and again there'll be a guy in the tub, who's muscle-movements in his shoulders look more than a wee bit suspicious. hey! i was there! I was an exhibitor at the Piranha Toys booth! 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I'm a crab \ are worlds really random generated? I only started playing and only in one world, but your world layout almost looks the same as mine Terran is OP because we have harrassment units? 300 GPM, what $105 a year does not seem like much Is there even a point to this food-shaped object? Watch the others!! Are berries also grapes? Just imagine having to bleach down there to make way for brighter colors... the answer to what Those eyes!!! I'm captivated Oh wow... I've never seen this and this is... so god damned awesome. Thanks for the comment. I am pretty sure he's straight, he's been with his girlfriend for quite awhile and has talked to me about making it more permanent. I'm thinking he is legitimately straight, though I don't want to judge. ^_^ Plus, I've walked in on him having sex. you guys use big words "Guilt shaming" huh? I'm allergic to pineapple. Could this be a miracle?!?! 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At first I was like ^_^ but then I was like So it "sucks" that they "automatically" die to tanks when they are the only target around? wait, what? u said 12-15 an hour, and pay isnt good, in the same sentence. How do you get a map like this? Great video! I was so sad I missed this! Hope you didnt pass out from heat exhaustion But she made sure to have doctors on hand as well. I was all Whoa.. TIL that League of Legends has the subtitle of Clash of Fates Physicists get accurate results so biologists must be correct... Only at the weekends... sooooo Frisbee Saturday? wait wait..drugs in..is that a spoiler alert for the movie I've never cheated on a test, ever, my entire academic life. NO ONE believes me when I tell them this. No one. Not a single person. What does that say about us as a society? I felt evil when I decided to go with Shaw's 100Mbps package instead of switching to Teksavvy, after hearing all the horror stories (I run a small business at home and can't afford the outage). Now I see Shaw's planning on 250Mbps plans. You can spread creep wherever you want Where did you get the impression that I want to deny anyone their safe abortions? I am so going there on my 18th Mordor, where the shadows lie... dang. And the Infestor abilities while they're at it. I wasn't insinuating a 3gate push Wow, the other puns got upvotes.... Michelle Obama is more muscular than I will ever be I'm going to be waking up in a cold sweat after recurring nightmares of burrowed Infestors zipping between my bases at the speed of Helions. No. A tourist in the late 80's Its super true, still remember every detail about that day So that's what a sinus looks like I know your pain, friend. I drive a Mustang GT and not only do people want to drive it because it's a stick, they want to drive it because it's a V8. I let a friend drive the other day... I'm surprised I still have a clutch or trans at all after how much he rode the clutch and how much bucking it did when he screwed up a shift. wtf is this... Image does not exist Re-reading your comment...I think it was implied. I was just out of it I guess I use 90 lbs!!!!! Probably one I had not so long ago, I was in a jeep with a Korean family (I'm British There will be no meta-discussion of downvotes in reddit The next picture on the gallery is somewhat worse How is it superior? Oh wow, I glanced and thought they were dandelions at first! That's some HUGE hail Even worse, my school had a state trooper. what's with the bath rope Either that car is gigantic or the queen is much smaller than i originally thought They can panic and still roll forward and crush a head. Doesnt take speed to kill. Dont know if troll or incredibly fucking stupid.... Realizes this is the *Queen's* boobs we're talking about... ( THERE ARE BORG IN SWEDEN?! "The tsunami produced may reach heights of approximately 30 meters (100 ft)." I want to cry for some reason you can still get them! no one has gotten back to me yet Then... um... maybe they have 2 computers set up with it? If not I have no idea I like a plethora of choices. I usually mix mine with Metal, classical and oldies. My friend who is a programmer likes to listen to their rave music For a second I thought that was a blood stain left over from the person that died. And you're an electronic music producer as well... and... you're an... Ableton user yet aren't talking shit about FL Studio? I'm in some kind of twilight zone. Does it work? omg, is that the same chick that we have immortalized as the 'My beliefs compel me!!' meme?? I'll check on this later tonight. I didn't think anyone at 4chan actually got laid. *Oh, but it's the carriers that demand the locked bootloaders! Motorola has no power to act due to a variety of business and technical factors. 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That's insane. Delicious kebabs AND a tomato kebab It's like she lived my childhood So wait, you're telling *me* I'm a trans woman? I kind of already knew that. Totally missed that Kramer actually ended up looking better. The other three however When I read that, I immediately thought: 'Cowgirls + horses = herpes. Someone's been getting a little too personal....'. Literally just got back from ABove and Beyond in Santa Cruz. I can proudly say that they lived up to there name and went above... and beyond!! That will also walk all your units back into range, instead of keeping your JUST in range... range amazing timing? How can you do it? I can't find the " Poop-powered flight? I am ... *gasp* RowanSpirit! I always thought this was just a Toronto thing Sweet holy mother of God Lays?! We call them Walkers over here I understand the revenge. But shouldn't have done it in a public place to get caught. Looks like a snail. 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When I play starcraft for long periods of time when am sober i tend to get worse with each game, but once u drink a little its all good and nice, and then u can win again. BTW am drunk now so sorry for spelling, Ive won alot of games today though! What the hell WOAH I WORK BY THAR Shall we duel at high noon then? dude how drunk are you Beatport is failing? one point sling... and pics or it didn't happen. I do this, too. My partner and I aren't having a wedding, but I'll read articles on wedding websites. He calls it wedding porn. I pretend that it's just like a big trainwreck to me (which is partially true) and say things like, "Ohmygosh, I can't believe people waste so much energy worried about this--it's just one day! The wedding industrial complex is ridiculous! This is excessive!" I believe it when I say it, but on the other hand, I'm secretly like A TAS on easy? It's already at 8 there is minecraft in my atheism I've seen this on FunnyJunk too...last night... jesus ... those biceps You... you don't actually even know what "white knighting" is do you? Wow Both of us Awesome! I've been trying to avoid watching promos because I never like to know what's coming, but that was actually pretty interesting! And I was shocked to hear his voice uh, no Don't mess with me They'll punch the highlights out of your hair! Hello pretty blue eyes it looks like a toddler Piratebay... JFC didn't know they made guys so hot anymore Pretty blue eyes I first glance I read hand release and I was like but seagulls do live by the bay Bottom of page ad: "5 Foods to never eat" My match lives 20 minutes away Just $7142.50 for a few days of playing starcraft. ( This has been here for seven hours and only has 10 upvotes? You're an individual and, in species terms, unimportant. Oh. My. God. I just came a ~~little~~ lot. I'm still not sure if this place is exciting or scary. What's worse is that I can't even remember where I got the 180 dB from to check and I've done so much surfing today that I can't find it in my browser history. Thanks for the advice. As a longtime collector of various games for various game systems, I honestly didn't know this about GBA carts. I'll have to check out all my stuff this weekend! Yet he is. FF III and QWOP aren't THAT hard, and megaman was possible to beat. do you mean you're my destiny? .. cannot unsee. Shuttles never landed on the moon tho *flips over hand* So why is it posted in /r metal? I've heard that caesar line a lot from fundies, always makes me go That is cool, but I'm even more shocked she can play a Bach invention. That shit requires some intense hand independence and ambidexterity and while it's not totally fluid... ditto It certainly makes one wonder God that's hot. now im wondering how it'd look if a naked chick did a handstand, would her flaunting boobies throw her off balance? yeah, how exactly does he do that dumb question, but are they pronounced "opus-ex" or "opus-ten?" or skittles. Actually, no I don't. What the heck is that... > Um...well you can make 'The Master' out of it's letters, but that's probably coincidental... or is it? Apparently The US Constitution was written in the style of HP Lovecraft LUL he threw up a MissingN- IS THAT A GHOST????? Shit, I think you're right. We have only explored about 10% of our ocean. Hell has gotta be down there somewhere. Just think of how many unimaginably creepy creatures there are lurking down in the depths that we have yet to discover.. damn, that was creepy Some kid was telling me about how he masturbated with his friend before. It was an impressive push.. but those EMPs Um it was a completely diff subject under the one I made.. o_O Lol.... I did not comment to myself. From Comely's homoerotic fanfiction to interactive homoerotic sex chats with Fallacy... Same guy, different photo. Pretty This is far scarier than Peak Oil. Whoa I totally read that as "feared that sensitive information" what button is that? I just bought that alarm clock!! XD Though I dont remember that tie around the plug I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW Why haven't they made a prequel about this? What did she perish from? Yeah I don't get the punchline Are those real? Regardless I have had PlayStation Plus+ from the start and downloaded everything but haven't really bothered to try most of the PS1 games yet, but now I definitely will. Does this game predate the 1st Xbox? Evidently I don't live in the USA... You guys take the whole patriotism thing way too far Why did I open that second link?? Worst idea ever The PONG in Keen was what I loved the most for some reason it makes me think of that thing i saw on the food channel; cooking some meat on a shovel over a fire. He needs his hands to do the sign.....and they're handcuffed. Wow. That was amazing. or cyclops from xmen Well shit I guess you shouldn't build anything that takes longer than 45 seconds. Are you kidding? I've seen worse with Mini's! It's Cali dude, people park IN the building. Just go to the mall and you'll know what I'm talking about. I once asked a friend of mine, she said nothing but started making giant thrusting motions (((( Corningware, bitches. I used one for a hash plate once Guess I'm not allowed to criticize Lebron since I can't play basketball as well as him Near/on the asshole! Like most women I thoroughly enjoy a good pussy-licking, but I've had a couple of guys get their tongues a little too close to the other hole for my taste. It's not that it feels bad per se, but just the idea of a guy being OKAY with licking someone's asshole kinda skeeves me out. And it's not like it was an accident, I've had a guy essentially ask my permission No You dont know what ramen is? Thats.. Odd. Where the hell did it come from?? ** Err.. it does? I've done nothing but play multiplayer. What the........................... Then how will they eventually type out the entire works of Shakespeare? can you take a pic of your dad cradling you while you cradle your son? Holy fuck...this must be one of the worst designed sites I've ever seen! Thanks for that, I just played that for 45 minutes without noticing. Everyone who replied to you was right, but they left out something. After that attack on MVP's main Huk was very low on minerals. He just kept shoving with Zealots so he was basically broke when the attack ended. Ya HuK did a lot of damage and was far ahead, but the hidden expo allowed him to keep pumping tanks and marauders. Since HuK had to rebuild his whole army there was no way he would be able to break MVP's natural. If you saw Huk's obs over the natural MVP was making a simcity with bunkers + supple depots. Huk had to have an answer for those seige tanks so he went the stargate route. Basically after the initial push huk needed to find ways to break the seige tanks. You can go standard ground army WITH upgrades or stargate route. You just don't see the stargate often used like it was in this game. Seige tank + marauder = Yes... ...Why is Pandora Tomorrow not on Steam? Don't give up Soldier! Try your feet! Or get a friend to help. She's also my favorite character " Yeah, but I was told to post it on reddit to keep the list complete. I forgot to submit it to here back then, sorry! I've had girls myself that totally go aggressive and could nearly bite my lips off. I tend to take my time figuring out what her lips taste like, rather than just trying to push my way in. Does that make me a girly kisser? People actually use the mouse while editing text? there're back. he wasnt even playing on hard... You're comparing an act between *two consenting adults* to pedophilia? They're aluminum, and the same weight as the iron inline sixes used in the 3/5 series of the time. I (f) just realized that I'm doing this too. Not because I think it has no calories, I really don't know why Pizza making *is* serious and dramatic > You're comparing an act between two consenting adults to pedophilia? Eerily apt considering how Religious Chuck is. My step dad who is a Biker has this tattooed on himself from when he was about 8 years old Guys on the RSD Forums are already indoctrinated. Who's balls are that small compared to the shaft? They're Back. At first I was like I used to work at a Borders too, and I NEVER got this question. I feel like such I creep looking up pics. of pedobear I think all this power has gone to Linus's head, and he's beginning to act and think like a cult leader .... I had this... So how did the knob get there? a tower of giraffes How the hell is LBP only 2gigs? Am I reading this right? Oh i get it,penis jokes.. The image looks stereoscopic. For extra enjoyment, cross your eyes and observe him in 3d! maybe, actually I must be super tired, because my response and voting in this comment thread is off by 1. How did I end up accidentally making this a self post? well.. it didnt have any good reviews when I looked it up Why would you marry someone like that For a second, I thought it was something that dynamically changed depending on user's names. Then I remembered Reddit doesn't have my contact details. I see no onion on his belt.. Oh this doesn't look so ba- OH SHIT IT'S MADE OUT OF SAND AND TORCHES I am that hispanic chick Have the same lamp. Bought at Big Lots for $49. What scared me is a similar set up to my room and I got scared for a second thinking, "Who is this chick taking pictures in my room while I'm gone!" I wouldn't be able to tell you, dude. BC2 is my first "war" game type. I have no clue how BF2 is, I know it had jets and something called "commander mode" that's about it. Lol - I'm sure you can post that question over at /r/badcompany2 and they can answer that for you - there's like 6k subscribers! DUDE! He knows... Hung out with a friend of my boyfriend once. She asked me if she could have his child. AMG, that would mean your DS is either a ghost or psychic! hmm - like sweaty...face. the semicolon represent a sweat drop. the sweat drop usually adds as a sign of confusoin, embarassment or nervousness. I was using me: * Eat alone??? Yep, Personally never played single player but I could imagine the difference. Sad thing is though the economy is pretty much broken with all of the bots and what not. The recent ladder reset seemed to help a bit and I tend to stick with hardcore which tends to help get rid of some good gear in the economy. And if you don't mind me asking how the hell do you beat Durial alone That's scary. There was enough of her left to know how much of her was gone. Oh man, that's messed up The E3 one needs an exception. This should stay until E3 is over, for sure. That only makes sense. They're here. Where the hell do you live? Fuzzy is right. Singapore has great food that ISNT American food, pretty much all American food here (aside from McDonalds) is pretty bad. McDonalds does well around the globe, and a drunken evening at 3am its nice to have McDelivery 24/7 What's at the end of that "stuff"? Fascinating. Though I kept hearing that pulsing noise from the end of "Andromeda Strain" in my head while watching it. I've been using the internet since I was in 3rd grade, learning windows 98 and shit. ;3 I don't know what you mean!? You would have preferred "Woody"? hehe - yeah, I figured you weren't necessarily serious. If you were then, I was at Blockbuster video years ago, standing in line to get my video game rental, when I notice the guy behind me has Aliens in his hand. I turn around and say "Dude, I've seen that movie at least a dozen times, you'll love it, it's like crack." and with a total pokerface he says "Well, I like crack, so I'll probably like it." "After months of use … they go into a state where they look like zombies, wandering … in search of pleasure." Seriously? Lol and now we can both revel in our newfound depressed state... Only your firstborn From the thumb I was like "Seriously?" then I clicked and was all " I want your long eye lashes Why/How don't you have a belly button? Really? Oh man, those eyes. Yeah, exactly... the high you get from solvents is really unpleasant, I can't believe some people do it on purpose. I was outside when I painted that chair hours ago and I still feel a bit woozy from the fumes \\_( Thank god you're back. Thought you left But Corexit is safe, and the oil is dispersed or cleaned up. BP has said so. the weakest link that is uploaded into the channel wasn't supposed to be the focus of this link, its the videos the dude has uploaded himself. Did I mess the link up? It goes to the correct video when I click it this is one of the craziest/dickish stories I've heard on reddit. holy shit way to go the extra mile man and I'm sorry and wish I wasn't poor and could help. IF ONLY I WAS A TRUST FUND MILLIONAIRE No no, you misunderstand - with all these laws restricting behaviour and speech you're free. I choked on my water when I saw that the price for a mens' haircut was "$50 and up"... I pay $15 for mine. Very many crossbow quarrels and cannonballs, actually, but good guess. I think when spectating you can see key presses? This is actually a troubling question That goes beyond "hover" all the way to "anti-gravity". ...with the nether as the ways... Will never open mail again Indeed, not to mention you'd hopefully get almost no stacks on it. Unless the game is going an hour and a half " I don't believe he's really there, but it was just the first thing that I thought of when I saw that picture. I probably looked for about 30 seconds in a bit of anxiety You can't afford one? I do bleach. I've said that. I need this I get freaked out by typically trypophogenic things too, didn't know it would apply to this though...Weird. I just recently started watching the Simpsons from episode 1. I shat bricks the first time they showed Smithers and he was a black guy. Try typing "whatc"... I always get a pretty solid suggestion from there I'm pretty sure I never added to my dictionary ADORABLE HE can happen very slowly, or not advance at all. If something is stressing the liver it will cause it. A tumor near the liver, or even Lupus... lets hope they dont get out of hand like most korean mmorpgs and start charging players for better multiplayer units They let Cho solo bot and put Sona mid with Ashe which in the end worked out very well for them.Taric then switched to mid too and fell behind pretty hard.He was lvl 8 when the rest was like 15-18 We were using these up until about grade 5 for me... then I moved to Barbados and it all went even further backwards I thought it was a typo until I started downloading. TIL Semantic Satiation....and I read it as Semitic Sanitation... 9 months, 2 weeks, 1 days, 11 hours for me You can delete the main page? do you see the future? This looks like total bullshit. Why.... would you grow in your parents house? I am getting all kinds of other people's messages. Wow, you've played enough to recognize a seed? but ... why are the tail lights on the left DIFFERENT COLORS Oh.. Oh my... My heart just skipped a few beats and went "till it was too late." TIL that gradients and XHR are a part of HTML5. He got Rance ( It gets even worse- I play on a laptop I think my grandparents are racist, because I've heard that term quite a bit. Why was this down voted I feel like removing the channelling aspect of her ult would make her viable if not overpowered completely. Kat ult + Zhonya's? she looks so human We have something in common obviously baby is husband and husband is baby. wait.. no... I read "the fact that I'm paralyzed.." and was all like: Yeah, that's odd It has... Evolved. I'm not sure what' more fucked up there. The Wagon-Wheel-sized rims on the cop car or the fact the FBI is only paying 79k/year to start.. This is a repost, but now it's yellow instead of blue! Muzak headquarters is close to me... I know someone that works there! Norway looks like an alien I don't run from police, they run from me Do you speak from experience? It's a department store in the US, they give out a ton of coupons and discounts if you shop there. The watch was 20% off, my mom had an additional 15% off, and then she had a $20 voucher that was expiring soon. They all stacked together Reggaeton-house? It's so thick. hmmm.... Yeah, and we talked about educational technology, then I saw you on the shuttle after my haircut and was like HI ALEX and you were like Farming is hard work, but its very fulfilling. Who picks weeds in the winter time? I'm on [7] now and I didn't laughed It draws you in man... I think it's the eyes holy fuck that coffee Yes I agree, especially becuse not only is he making her feel unattractive, but he's planting the idea in her head that anybody who says otherwise is "just lying to get in your pants". He wants to not only break down her self esteem, but he also wants to make sure that she'll think anyone who tries to build her up is just lying. He wants her permanently broken. eesh >He wants to not only break down her self esteem, but he also wants to make sure that she'll think anyone who tries to build her up is just lying. He wants her permanently broken. eesh I chose them because I like fast units and taking over the map. For some reason I also love spreading creep What you got married before your one year annivesary? s-so... many... Wendy's bags... See, I love all the advantages of an ebook reader. That still leaves me with the same problem as physical books, though: I have no goddamn clue what to read. I have never seen a book advertisement. I dunno Yeah, it's not like you need food to live, what makes it important?...oh wait...shit. She is a girl gamer! Would you believe that!!! Shit, is that normal for national fraternities? the fact that you have "clay" and dont own color markers paint pens food dye or anything just boggles my mind the reporter planking on the news desk at end... 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I didn't know they went that far up me and my friend were walking back from school one day, he had put his batteries touching eachother in a little headphones case in his back pack. We got about half way to my house when all of a sudden we smelled smoke and i turned around to see that smoke was bellowing out of the pocket where the batteries were. he quickly yanked them out (burning himself in the process) and we discovered that they actually melted one of his binders a little bit. it turns out that your not supposed to let the batteries touch head to head Like, frozen food? Chips? Some sort of always fresh restaurant-style stuff!? word. they are always secretly trying to gather incriminating evidence on anyone and everyone - including their own mothers - in order to convict them of crimes. it's their job description. Why didn't she apply to teach at the good school district Jesus Christ... are those his balls? 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AND HE'S STILL ALIVE Obatma She's not going to drop her boyfriend and fuck you just because you say you like small boobs. This has to be the weirdest white knight attempt I've seen yet what. 15 bucks? With what airline do you fly? No It's obvious it is. That's more than a texture bug Before I started working with PHP, I wouldn't know what you meant by this. Then I was reading up on the Mail function and I was like Ironically, Aphex Twin calls Radiohead's music "really crappy" That's pretty nice, but the prices. There always is room for improvement :) I'm experimenting with some different processing methods now.. I believe it is "ignoring" your movements because there is too much "noise" in the movements -- e.g. it is too picky at the moment. However, making it less picky may make it pick up too many movements... 40% + 72% = I do all the time Wait, I could sell the medal for $35 or both the buds? 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Montana's within sight but no - and I don't think I really want to let the people of the interwebz know where i live Montana's within sight but no - and I don't think I really want to let the interwebz know where i live It would be "no homo, sis" and yeah, it will be totally fine All joking aside, I actually have that bag. I can't speak for anyone else and I wouldn't say I'm the most active of users but where I live (southern GA), almost everyone is baptist / other form of Christianity so it gets tired real fast. nobody is showing up on your lawn and many people who bitch on these forums don't actually do anything constructive let alone to a level that of religious commitment lol what This would have helped me write Assembly a lot had I bothered to use it. Nope, I just refresh the "new" page for hours. The feed never stops. So then my bowl would be fighting cocks?? Did I see some jizz on the cat? Infections? How is this related to picky? I dated a guy who didn't mind... except that if he saw blood he lost his erection because "It's like I'm hurting you..." We turned the lights out and the problem was solved (for a while) but yeah... sometimes blood kills erections Either heavy flow w/o much pain or discomfort at all, or low flow with medium managable pain (advil ftw) Not a big deal, but my mom used to go through like 5 of those massive overnight pads an hour There are keys to maybe two cars, idk though. Weird shit happens at my house. I went out one morning to find ripped up pantyhose hanging out of the trash. Looks to me like they want to keep something from warping. I can't believe I forgot to mention those. Why did i read the title in my head with the voice of Morbo from Futurama? How do you guys even notice these things? Then we say that the Stallion is inside THAT one. You look so angry. I feel like the only one who honestly doesn't see it with him! What is it about him that is so hot? .. 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I am so used to correcting redditors on the meaning of cognitive dissonance that I missed its proper usage. It's fine. He's just saying that he has yet to make a wife of one of his children. IMHO there are far too many child brides. Good for him for showing some restraint. No fucking way... "Resistance is futile." ?? insane clown posse concert? TIL Bug Chasing vibrams, wifebeater, and sweatpants...to a concert? Are there any negative longer term side effects? Like what's the worst that happens? Wait really? Looks like an armless rabbit with a gas mask on. ...Mufasa? 1.5TB? What is this sorcery? How much do you spend on internet in a month .... I have that fan.... What's in a crib and goes up down up down? A pedophile........ what do they pay you??? I thought Riolu was a Froslass She decided to play a support instead of a carry With the mordes it's funny too cause they feed but they never seem to talk unless it's in ALL CAPS or another language I didn't believe you until i photoshopped the 2 squares together and looked at the color values... MY HEAD ASPLODE! That's funny. Your name is dragoon, then you say you never played starcraft... then you use the word "lurker" also. The coincidences This is utterly horrifying looking! That women next to him looks a lot like the girl. Is Arnold fingering their daughter in front of them? It is? I'm a full-time student and I don't have healthcare Nice to hear it is award winning already. Is he... wearing a kitten cape? Calm down, it's just birds. at frist I was like (>_<), and then I was all ( Wait, this can't seriously be real? I bought 20 bitcoins at $20, they're worth $600 now Ah, I hate that feeling of rushing because you feel something behind you Could you go into more detail on the guy pissing himself while being choked? We have Mouse Hitler in the building. What union is going to support a Democrat that was recruited by Republicans He didn't review Starcraft No i dont Wow, interesting. I was never really bothered by it. Am I abnormal? cool - not sure then. I'm a noob when it comes to ketostix so I'll be watching for some decent info in here ............. Erm, I know if drinking keystone light is not aimed at getting you drunk.....what purpose does it serve? My old roommate has that exact same piece ...I thought it said 2012? I had no idea a nude chick would be naked Jesus Christ! Maybe it depends on the woman's body chemistry. You know how some vaginas develop antibodies that kill sperm? Maybe the opposite can happen and it just becomes nourishing or something. Hell, even Crysis 2! I was shocked. The fuck did I just read $1500.00 is a tight budget? Dr. Pepper is fruit flavored? OMG it IS Caroline. Unlike Chell's orignial face, this one looks JUST like her character Man, don't get me wrong, I really love Die Antwoord and some of the stuff they've put out, but their performance was terrible Injection kit? Still haven't made it down there yet, but thanks Luigi is supposed to be the tall one. The kid should have been Mario Is there something different about this? I'm surprised it didn't get thrown out *before you even got to the judge*. It sounds like the kind of thing that the asst da would look at and dismiss without even going before the judge in my county. is... is that a resident evil zero reference, or ... are you just really kinky? dat's expensive The files must be ENORMOUS. Fuck. Dude, right? Already where do you live to have to get/find these!? At work? purple haired girl at 3:15 Wondering this same thing myself Perfect as in like behavior or they go nuts and throw the 4 characters into high school.... Was bout to go, The music kinda over did it, and what's with all the MW1 clips? People still play that? of course not, how could religious groups or ads be offensive to anyone? The one true god is not offensive Although this is definitely worthy of being on the front page of reddit (which it is), it only has like 10 up votes at the time of writing this. So what qualifies something to be on the front page then? Who makes these choices exactly all I read between those "oh my gods" are ellipses You know what this means, right? If the glasses cancel out what the other sees, if they look at each other, wouldn't their eyes dissapear? O_o^O_o^O_o^O_o^ I was expecting something more... O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ no way, old nickelodeon was awesome. now it sucks You should have robbed a bank or killed someone you didn't like while fat, they'd never recognize you now I too have a marker ball. But during performances, go all the same. People seem to like it more Those are fucking awesome Yeah...but you notice how such a shitty comment got voted down. As if it wasn't welcome in that community Do you always have a PS- I think the I don't claim it to be good. It's more of that the title says it is. Screw ups and all. Seriously; what do you guys eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Dining out doesn't count; what do you cook? Also, what's a casserole? friendzoned The beards are taking over she goes to my school There's a woman here at work whose vibrator broke... so she got her dad to fix it. Already had a headache and yet I still clicked on the link.. Imagine someone from 30-40 years coming to our time and giving us a game from their time! Maybe it happened and we are already in that game! username Zerg do that to me every other game 2 unlockable cores on the 555? Yea, really. Wait... Do all girls think guys use Vaseline when whacking it? I do understand your point. I was just arguing that having a more correct reality would make this game all the more awesome. Hell, that's why zombies are fascinating right? BECAUSE THIS SHIT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN. And where do the mass gold farmers get their gold? Woah. That sucks. :( I'm lucky enough to not have those effects. I was on valium for a few days between changing meds, and it did NOTHING for me. I guess everyone reacts differently. ^_^ You should never be afraid of panic attacks, they should be afraid of you. :3 The more you fear them, the more likely they'll happen. I'm happy to say I've never had attacks that bad, and I hope one day you'll stop fearing them, because that just makes it worse. :( I can't imagine having to deal with night terrors right through to adulthood you poor thing. Just hope you don't get sleep paralysis though! That's what I was saying Now I want it to be diabetes. Thanks for making me paranoid! Let's invent a combustible vagina... [](/wtf) omg... it IS a game gear ? I understand your first 2 points, but of course someone's going to quit if they join the guild with friends (or especially with bf/gf or husband/wife) and they're not on the same raiding team, that's crazy to separate them like that, they're obviously friends that want to raid together somebody tell me why drink is so fucking expensive here? its extortion Is... is that a real baby? i don't think thats a jeep... dr. recently prescribed an addictive anti-anxiety med for me and said that I would probably be addicted to it for the rest of my life. It's legal... cannabis is not. Damn $110 so why am I being downvoted? You're wrong, it's SO much fun! But it's not like Club Med or anything, there's no cabanas. (I'm not really sad about that either- seniors in their 80's and 90's in bikinis? Things you cannot unsee.) Could like?! Have you never had a chocolate covered strawberry? dude wasn't that a film Sounds like my growing up in the Church as well. My grandfather emphasized this a lot to me as well. It was all on the girl, not on the guys....... Ex: "I wish she were you." Hey me too! We're like twins Already bought it on the last holiday sale. I played it once. Nine hours passed in what felt like 2. I am afraid to play it again. Unless... unless he *is* Just realized the the true story face in NPH. PAX east?? This is a small world I don't remember him shooting Gale Ooh a Maths problem. *Gets out calculator* ...500.../...24... *waits for answer*... *divides by two*... Ambiguity, I love thee. This wasn't actually the total number of hours played today was it I think I can hear his pelvis scraping against the rock... my little boobs used to give me grief all the time when I was younger. Now that I'm 43 and they're still perky and young-looking, I can definitely say I am VERY. THANKFUL. Especially when I see what's happened to my large-bosomed peers I heard that after having kids, the period cramps aren't so bad - FALSE ?? My girlfriend does this and it drives me nuts. She's friends with two different girls who talk shit about her. One time I caught one of them straight up gossiping about my girl and called her out on it. My gf was more angry at me than her shitty friend That seems like a lot of meds all at once. If you're drinking that (4 loko) poison, then I don't know why you care about the calories Wow. No one has ever said I was a nice person before. *stares at screen...stunned* they actually had a tank there TIL: Dustin Browder was the lead designer for every western game i loved No problem! Sorry that I don't have any more to give :\ Currently trying to save up for tires. College student + price for tires = No, you don't. So, annoying! Holy crap. That price is right and what's worse, it's got 21 ratings so at least 30 or so people have downloaded it I was streaming it online once and there was a French kid's cooking segment. It literally went like "Today we will make vegan pizza! For your ingredients, you will need.. vegan sauce, vegan cheese, and vegan pizza crust. Assemble as so and you have vegan pizza!" I wish I hadn't clicked on that. I will probably have nightmares tonight. Seriously, who the hell is this guy? Imagine the things those 2 could create working together. It's a man? I thought it was a woman i'd watch the golly-darned daylights out of that What does that mean? They're looking for...her? We all should have known this already. I wish we could all be adults in this country and just say, "hey you like pot. good for you, but I dont wanna smoke it. Not hurting anyone? Ok then have fun." I hate that we all pretty much know the info, but cant have a rational conversation about it without the fucktards yelling so loud everyone thinks they must be right If religious people were this casual...there would be no more religious people Yes. I too was sharing my thoughts. This is also a thought. Look, I'm still doing it. Oh my god, why did my German teacher never show me that? TSL3 is a prime example though, like 7 top tier korean players and europeans still won..... just because koreans are in the tournament doesn't mean they will win or the final will be all koreans....but it does mean the tournament will have more skilled players, therefore the games are much more likely to be more exciting. Why dont you like watching koreans in the finals though? if they're in the finals they're obviously 2 the best players of the tournament, why would you not want to watch the best players fight? that's strange to me My question is what in the world are they doing to these power cords to get them to break. there already is one No people just follow you there Why would you get it for PC? I have the sneaking suspicion I know you, because I've been trying to get my friends to ride bikes with me for fitness all day today... "je m'entends generalement bien avec les jeunes des lors qu'ils ont le meme etat d'esprit que moi" I thought this would be a story about quitting a job while standing over a bums body... It makes me sad to think that I know some people that won't divorce because they think they will go to hell. But they claim they don't care they are miserable married because their reward is in Heaven. **HOLY CRAP** Wow, this actually amazing. At first, Kevin Smith was like I don't understand why you refused the money. Wouldn't it have been more useful to give that money to the homeless man instead of to the bitch? I just don't understand. Why would you give her money? You know you're famous now. You have your own stalker This shit is normal?! At first I thought you were having a conversation with yourself.... Woah ¯\ ( No, this is the subreddit that shouldn't even exist yep. i have no real need for a data plan either, but mostly i just try to spend as little time on the phone (at least in public) as possible. i hate going places and seeing that 95% of the people are on their phones instead of talking to the people they're with. guess i'm an old-fashioned 20-year-old. Oh, I figured you meant the *other* Maputo, Mozambique. This was the first time I've made a library before and I was interspersing my time between this and revision. But that library does look pretty amazing there is most definitely chatter on separator, which also seems to be looped along w/the other parts of the song. kind of drives me nuts, though, since it's SO faint, but I KNOW IT'S THERE. Jason Mewes just looks like he got a haircut Seconded. Had my first exam yesterday on 3 hours of sleep (because Reddit's ruined my sleeping patterns) and now shitting myself for next week Would you get the same effect if you used patches? You don't want to protect your joints at the cost of your heart and lungs. I didn't say he didn't. Shit got real for me in Panel 3. This is all very interesting! See, I made brownies last week with some eggs that I've had in the fridge for a while. When I went to get the eggs, I didn't see an exp date on the carton so I went for it. The brownies turned out great! And nobody got sick. . . .the weird thing was, I went back and found the exp date stamped for early May. Was just messing with ya..... but how about an upvote I love how she pushes her boobs up at the start. I have to say, TL;DW but omg crying, on a vid for eHarmony? We all have food for username! Bonus: We all work in healthcare That's interesting Wow I'm not entirely sure your "girlfriend" isn't your beard When I'm driving I pretend I'm an astronaut piloting a rocketship, I make noises, shoot down enemies with my laser fingers "PEW PEW PEW". But sometimes I forget to quiet down when I have people in the car. I'm 29. AWKWARD Echelon?? Third Echelon? HOLY SHIT SPLINTER CELL IS REAL ha, that made me laugh, but is there someone who can't? DOES_NOT_COMPUTE Yeah Idk why that song is stuck in my head right now Hmm... I always thought the G15 was a mechanical keyboard, the keys certainly feel clacky enough Oh YAYYYY! Hi!!! I felt like I was taking crazy pills for a second. The reed is actually made of cane. That's why it's called... wait a minute. Reading these random thoughts and comments makes me realize why we need lawyers. Classes ended ages ago. I didn't see that Misread this as "Louis C.K. hitting on your kids" Question: does taking out a reactor stop production of the second marine, or does it start at half-produced when it moves up in the queue? Am I the only one wondering how on earth the engine is still getting oil? Whoa... I pretend I can control the rain. When I want it to come back, I point my hand at the nearest window/door and say "mwom mwom mwom" (yes, outloud) Oddly enough, it works Woah. That's freaking amazing. > I would really have no problem extending what "better" meant if you would just ask. Better as in more efficient, optimized, more progression/advancement, and win-win situations throughout society. If you need a more detailed explanation just ask what the... I'm not sure if I'm just a noob-ent or what but I've never heard of anything like this At first I thought this was a joke. I was wrong. AOL is still around I thought this was an r/nba post at first and was like Thats strange, I already saw games in one of those things next to my local gamestop in California HOLY CRAP THAT'S HIGH Them arms... At first i was like *oh you can get your facebook account back, all the pictures are probably still there if you get them to re-activate it at some point* then i was like oh god that's just terrible but i can't stop laughing The fuck are you talking about, someone can just fly up the window and pass a note "Gas station fap" is what I accidentally read first I'm at [4] and thought the canoe was filled with murky water. The answer did not surprise me. O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ Dear god I was thinking the same thing > Wow. Do her parents realize she's going to be the town whore? What font is your browser using? I should seriously troll this group of friends when I find them with "I'VE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS At first I was [9] . . . . . . Must be a complicated procedure bugs? This should be on WTF How's the sex? on comprends rien à ce qu'il raconte au tout début ooo ...oh I broke my simple cat's brain yesterday (not hard) - he was sitting in a (closed) window and I was watering some plants along that side of the house. I guess he'd never seen me outside before because he was like Damn dude, be safe and shit We'll see... It is PG... In Canada I totally grandma'ed out over this picture and sent it to everyone. Then I chastised my cat for not being as demanding of my breakfast cereal milk. She just stares at me until I start making slurping sounds while I finish the milk. Then she gets all but that's why THEY know how to make beds I was just thinking that ~~but... the pictures don't exist. Thanks man. It's just that loads of people have total disrespect for the Slitheen and Blathireen families, but I was like 'Want to destroy the Earth by making us nuke each other, then sell the molten bits'..... What, they have actual brick&mortar stores for steampunk regalia now? I just did that for about 5 seconds, and my eyes already feel fuzzy. No one believes me that this is how we ate them in school growing up. Jesus, what an amazing mother As a vegetarian for 6 years now I can vouch for how annoying this is. I do not understand why people feel like they need to convince me that I am missing out on something, or why they even care what I choose to eat. When I explain any of my reasons for choosing to not eat meat they are often met with hostility. Brick where did you get a hand grenade? I don't know first i was like -_-...and then i was like how do you make those eggs? Yeah, I have mattress covers; I just like to get them *really* clean. I have asthma so dust is an issue, and all these stories of bed bugs/spiders etc scare me. I got kind of nutty after getting spider bites in my sleep at camp. Those legs How can you use "hell naw" in a positive way No, he didn't. And we're talking about a guy who plays Duke 3D still, like every other week... for a weeks straight whoa, way more of an explanation than I could ever have asked for tvtropes my mom used to tell me that girls don't fart...they fluff. Friendly Americans?! Where?!!!! uhm... thanks, I guess? ...I guess nothing represents pride in social progress over years of discrimination and bigotry like dancing around on a float in leather assless chaps while waving around a giant dildo. Makeup! Wait, why does amir seem reasonably intelligent in that? Wow awesone, I wonder how that cost saw this on Tosh, didn't realize until now it's real It's like a motorcycle, BUT IT FUCKING FLIES. Can't...Stop...Watching... no, riding pigs that are riding spiders Yeah, I was looking at it from a size perspective as well. Fear the short ones, little bastards move so fast. Wow, we're pretty much the same body type. I could never have a relationship like this I too was very not as bad as wondolowski. Could of easily been 2 people conning you all "iOS4 Tested". Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this the same episode where Bender asked Leela for help to dig up someone's spine because he was 1 away from a Mickey Mouse Club reunion Oh my god! WTF! Report them to Riot dude. That's some fucked up shit. Those two Eames DSW Ăăă... sorry to disappoint? also Fringe :O just saw the ep for the first time in the last week or so Maybe this was his intention all along w-wait... so am I supposed to upvote or downvote? I considered just leaving it unvoted but you covered that base too... Wow. Why would you go to such a place? And he can't do that without signing the birth certificate? That is my policy. I give them one warning myself then I call the cops. Basically, if people are still going to make noise even after you tell them to keep it down they are being disrespectful and deserve the tickets/fines. But I didn't think you could get probation for something like that. > I'm unaware of this ...holy shit Looking at him using his sword makes me want to play Legacy of Kian: Defiance again, the moves are nearly identical i would shit the bed if kiwi joined dig ...Did you just call weed a narcotic Talking about 69ing to students? That seems kind of graphic... Why didn't you vote No on nuclear power? wow-there's actually people opposed to attractive women I'm 99% sure STYDKO plays on US, so idk how you saw him on Wickd's stream. You son of a bitch I just had a minor freakout What music do you listen to? Wait, is that Julie Benz? Thank you! That larva is terrifying you don't... they buy you Lol, I remember finding my diary.. i went to the zoo every 2 days and had a new baby brother (which i didn't...) Flammy went through two Prestiges in a gaming session (probably 20 hours) in a double xp not too long ago. Before that, he went through a single prestige in a day (which I helped with the last half, 10.5 hours It looks like two faces stuck together: teenage son on one side, father on the other. It's okay, me too. And the amount of people who did get it make me feel stoopid Dam do I feel like an idiot. at first i was like gold scorpion? that would be the last gun i'd buy gold for Don't you mean World War I? By the time of World War II we already had the ability to outproduce every other country combined From girly man to manly man. I hope you are a man. ** I was just thinking, the beginning of this song sounded like the Pussycat Dolls Holy crap. I remember looking forward to attending a new junior high school when that went down... UC? It's exam week TIL AIDS denialism exists. Waitwut? This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. There's over 1,000... It looks bigger than your wrist I... don't think I can use my towel anymore... paired with the sdk gun mod, and placed in a smp server... Holy crap! Why would someone downvote this? Hey, just for the record I wasn't being sarcastic with my comment "Man, this game is full of WIN references!", thanks for the downvotes anyways reddit I realized just then how long I actually play Minecraft for hmmmm, really... Yes, but I was specifically talking about the above comment, which had something like -22 karma the fuck No, cause the 'destination' would be learning from the 'journey'. You know what a destination is, this is more of like a science experiment where no one knows someones behind the mirror watching. Will there be any more of these contests in the future? Somehow I missed this one That was some fan art I was not expecting every other normal game i play has 5 ad carries. You pronounce IIRC as a word? Apparently 2XC can't take a little joke Upvoted for brutalness. First I thought that couldn't be true, but then I started counting and realised it was... I sort of doubt the endorsement funds could cover A FUCKING MANNED SPACEFLIGHT THESE TEND TO BE EXPENSIVE You going to see Ratatat in Central Park next month? Got my tickets for $30 and the molly was free Oh my pasta deity, I have never seen that Dude I'm pretty much on your side, I don't think you're even paying attention to who you're yelling at at this point fountain on left.... no fountain on right...... WHYYYY!!??!! Thank you for the amazing tournament TB , looking forward to the weeke....i mean the next tournament. Just asking does the delay function had something to do with the lag spikes from time to time . Also for some reason the Best/720/480 had delay but when i switched to 360p there was no delay whatsoever , it was like looking into the future j'ai jamais entendu ou lu cette expression Sounds more like a personal problem for the introverted. and they let that bs stand ? isn't that some sort of federally sanctioned coercion then ? Holy shit, I thought reddit was upvoting some guy who took his disabled wife (or sister or something) to the zoo. After reading the first comment, I had to go back and look again Found in an abandoned house?? You've never heard of an insulin pump? Couldn't get too far before my eyes started to drag themselves towards the last sentence Wait, I've never noticed any glitching graphics in SMP other than mobs jittering a bit on occasion. Where did he keep his money to pay for that?? Haha that's the one! The guy at Game Stop told me he had 80 hours played on it. I was going to post this and then I saw your comment None, I think.... Lars and the realdoll. The guy never had sex with it. He actually had a legit personality for her Woah! How did you know How... What kind of English essay was it? I didn't get any such request What the hell kind of guy wouldn't want to do any of that stuff? Did he want to go shopping and get his nails done? You mean, you have more than one tooth? that would be a total mindfuck to see someone riding at a distance Wow, just can't keep this one off the Reddit frontpage... Well now I'm going to have nightmares. I thought it was a steering wheel I think the truly funny thing about all of this is that for the past few years the theater and film industries have seen 3D as a way to stop people from just waiting for their movies to be available to watch at home...but because of all their half-assed screw ups, when people find that they can get a much better 3D experience at home than at the theater it will just do that much more damage to them. Kinda reminds me of how the music industry tried to kill off singles in the '90s and ended up killing the album instead First: Slow Ride by Foghat. Second: Still Alive Noooo!!! Don't eat it, dummy! what exactly ... is that? lol, i thought the link wasn't working, until i saw the tiny blue strip on the side, and went ....what assumptions? Pix Oh please let this be a movie. wait...your boners are floppy? I think you need to see someone about that When did Gosford move to Queensland? The handlebar is the right way around, the front wheel has just rotated nearly 180 degrees. But I agree, riding it (especially on the cobblestone and brick roads that you can see in the background) would be ridiculously hard/impossible. Imagine getting the front wheel caught in the gap between the bricks According to ety online and wiki, it was mud. Where'd you get flying stones? How do you become hated You win Red herring doesn't mean what you think it means, and this is the second time a reddit libertarian has made that mistake with me There's like NO ONE ELSE looking at the camera ( Holy crap that is my texturepack the interwebz sure made things easier for some people... I think I had that same slammer toss bitches by the wayside, that's a lot of weed! I just googled egg donations for shits and giggles and they pay more than 7,000 dollars per donation. You remember seeing a UFO when you were *4*? Very nice..wow. Gawd damn those fucking hips Go and get it removed. Today. Yeah! that one was an old video since it is at the original camera spot and no bookcase! are people getting commercials? Why would people spend so much time concocting a story? I don't get it Username: **sugar_titties** well shit. I fall somewhere between 2 and 3. Me too. After watching this awesome video I finally felt compelled to watch Beyonce's "Run the World" and well... Wow. Oh yeah...wow, yeah that *is* a pretty big inconsistency. Maybe she lives with her mom? it's funny because he's actually motivating me to finish the campaign it did nothing.... I feel like I need it The question is, would eating them give you a time head? At first I was like More like You just listed david's freind code This is my cat, every single night. And that is my reaction every time. Though, usually, when I open the door, he runs to his food dish and starts eating. I think he just wants company while he eats. Somebody's had their daily dose of crack yeah, and wait till you get through books 2-4 I'm sure CCP would reimburse you...after a lengthy period of no responses from GM's who then tell you the logs show nothing I really don't understand this... The most successful duo is Tastosis, and neither does real play-by-play. Maybe Tasteless does fill the role more than Artosis, but the fact is they are both extremely knowledgeable about the game (obviously Artosis moreso), and personalities people really enjoy hearing, and that's what makes them successful, its not because they follow some textbook role A and role B. If anything Tasteless is the host, and Artosis is his co-host... but anyone who says he's strictly play-by-play is just, very wrong Jar Jar izzat you? Oh right sorry, didn't see the over, I read it as or....man too much time staring at a monitor Christ! I'm running the marathon on the weekend and every training run I've had so far this year has been below 20 No wai No control groups, the horror. Damn, I'll say. Really sexy fur coat. ( It's gone. your laptop's a pu$*y magnet.... Ha! well i chose that one since it has no hair over the body, so it made it easier. I see what you did with the neck, but why did you edit the bottom of the swimsuit? Is that Nessa Devil? **"Multi-Trillionaire and Space hotel owner dies at 254, revived seconds later".** Details on Space Cloud 9. vey original ..... I understand enough of that, yeah. In my case it isn't anything insane, but people always take a step back when they see my last name. This turned me on. I... Must... have Motherfucka goddamn bitch one time i was driving behind one of those trucks on the highway and i guess there were spare tires underneath the cars on it or something cuz one of them fell off and came bouncing down the highway right at my windshield... it was like straight out of final destination, i imagined it crashing through my windshield and hitting me in the chest crushing me. but i swerved and dodged it.. i no longer drive behind those You did that in ONE WEEKEND? I saw the exact same thing Or your wife is smitzcraft... Peeling, unfortunately. I've been trying to cut down on how often I change my polish (I've had a once-a-day addiction for the past couple of months), so maybe that'll help. They have been the oddest shade--it changes between a faint yellow and a weird... grey? Did she actually threaten to kill herself? Agreed. We have people who argue with us at work because we require that the dog have a rabies vaccination to come in here. "Oh my dog never goes outside...." "I know my dog doesn't have rabies because I'm with him all the time..." "I live in a million dollar home, so my dog can't have rabies" (yes, someone actually said that to me Saltou para o lado errado. A calçada é muito mais propícia para o suicídio do que a água. Me neither. CUTEEEE! Or maybe I am from the US and successfully made you look like a crazy person. rammus + heimer. gg with that lane I've really started caring about Mcom Stations I want to graze with those sheep I think I saw my old trailer Somebody likes the Big Ten Conference... My feet are very pale and very veiny. My veins are close to the surface to begin with, and when you add in that I am extremely *white* my feet look like weird alien feet. And I don't say this thinking it will make you feel any better, but my boyfriend's 15 year old brother just had to get new shoes because he grew out of his old ones. He's 6'4" and a size 14 or 15 now. you only JUST noticed? The fuck is this shit!? WTF... I played one star wars game a long time ago and it sucked, never thought I'd be interested in another star wars game... but omg what did I just watch This is a girlfriend, not a dog Jesus those eyes WOW I can vouch for this. I took the ME module in April and there were a lot of Thermal Fluid systems questions......some simply made me go Sexual Encounter == Physical Warfare **Logic** But... What if it changes while I'm reading it? So say we all I was organising my books the other day and it took me 5 minutes to realise that I was muttering away: "now *this* goes on *that* shelf, and *these* go over *here*..." My cousin was sat on my bed looking at me like Turn off your French keyboard. I had this album growing up and I had completely forgotten this image!!Leave it to Pink Floyd to have a Slendy-type image Probably just your brain having some trouble processing. I mean it's not too common a topic of conversation, but I've definitely been impressed to find out about friends who floss every day. Then again, I do so now as well.. and my mum actually flosses after every single meal (flat voice) I'm already here... What? ...and my cousins cute ex-girlfriend Bloody hell, the man's aged well. Are there any 13/14 year olds on reddit or are all my friends and myself the only ones? sorry, I'll admit I only read half of the first paragraph He named his daughter Zelda? did you ever mention anything to him about the pack and how it went missing? I've been finding them kinda useless to. I dont bring them anywhere cause I feel bad if they die, or they accidentally teleport right in front me... as I'm swinging my axe... Companies using social networking sites as a cheap background check is no news, but what is the logic behind refusing to hit 1 for English if you are in US? That will just perpetuate the cycle there is no way..... I should stop scanning comments on reddit. I thought some guy tripping on LSD was scratching his face with his keys somewhere. Haha! I second this. It is so wacky to read the ramblings, like wtf do they believe? I sometimes wish I could find the same kind of soap without the overwhelming amount of tiny print. Tobasco, on top of a magazine for men? Your head looks WAY bigger You should be in bed too playing hide the rc car. I generally support anon (the activist wing anyway), but lulzsec seems quite a bit more capable than anon as a whole. I don't really get your comment I agree with your sentiment, and I think trickle-down economics is complete bullshit, but that last line is very strange considering this has about nothing to do with politics Is that a small fish inside the clear fish I swear I used to have an MP3 player called the Kia Rio What did that comment say? IS THIS REAL LIFE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE?? no it doesnt... i was completely tricked...i found out after it was too late. PLEASE tell me where you're finding those! That's like paradise, LOL mine just fall and disappear Not sure if I'm relieved or scared beyond belief, I don't have a basement. thanks Youre mom is a mauser.... what what do you think about her front? If this passes, I'm not going to move to the USA for hulu and youtube and other internet restrictions not being in the picture, it will be more than worth it. What the hell? the irony is like 80% of the bruins are canadian Yeah I see that. I dont really watch bluray so I never really cared for PS3. And I find xbox online a lot more fun Wait... you're telling me everyone doesn't orgasm when yawning like i do? We have? Except they are not actually black . . . and the plot thickens ...and the pot chickens No offense, but coming from you, I'll pass. I've never played SC on the pc and that makes a lot of sense. Asparagus does result in a strange smelling urinal discharge...however, I think it smells disgusting. HOLY SHIT. >\> Spiritual Residue Knowledge. Did it hurt to pee? Surely they can recognize the fact that they are at least out of time with each other? You had a horrible vomit and an explosive diarrhea at the same time? Guys, you're all starting to freak me out. I wasn't bothered by any of this until I read all your responses! ( Wow WTF? You don't look when you walk Rational? [ [ I believed this post could get an upvote.... until I saw the photo. But the thumbail is ok MyMathLab Why is this getting downvotes? :-/ * IDEAS They do??? Fuck, I'm checking now. And she has to fake sick to skip school? I guess she's a kid. Which makes it even creepier that mom doesn't care she has sex in the house My bad lol. Any idea how much a typical system goes for? I'd have to get one of my own... eventually. And yeah, it's hard to do skydiving *and* flight lessons Really? I got every single class I wanted Saw 7 Anime hair should stay in anime. HOLY FUCK, I HAVE TO GO TO EVO THIS YEAR Stop saying, "Meow!" Feels good man i dont get it I just wonder what else that alarm-tripping ass is capable of... LOL Sometimes I wish I had a flamethrower but I really don't trust them to die. I'm afraid they'd just be moths-on-fire and keep flying at me! How much do those usually go for? I have 2 I'm looking to sell Oh my god, I thought I was the only one who sat down in the shower just to sit and think. That's so awesome. I tell people sometimes (IT somehow comes up?) and they just " huh? she was willing to pay a co-pay JUST to troll you and say that?... I don't know what Black Bloc is... What stupid bitch would come to you and ask if you want to buy her a drink? I would laugh in her face. What happened to the back of her neck? Was it a burn or did she...scratch the skin off? Where did they get these passwords? Yes... Yeah, but what language does the word "offical" come from? When I code I get this nervous twitch where I hit ctrl+s after basically ever line of code I was thinking the same thing. I'm an American who started watching the show a month or two ago thanks to NickFromFulham's channel on Youtube, marathoned through almost every episode, and was pleasantly surprised not just by how often the guests poke fun at Religion, but also how favorably the audience reacts to it. Stephen Fry bluntly states "Religion. Shit it!" during an episode, and it's followed by laughter and applause. Can you imagine if somebody said that on America television? Which theme park/resort do you work at? For all I know, we could be at the same one... co-worker: Maple Bacon Sundae Float... This. I've improved some terrible dps'ers who, for whatever reason, weren't doing something correctly. Just the other day a frost DK in ZA was doing terrible dps. I checked skada and he wasn't using Frost Strike. Which is why college textbook publishers are very serious about people making copies of THEIR material. Again, if you took something, didn't pay it - and that something isn't free (regardless of type/source/etc.) it is STEALING. Woah that's a real thing? TIL exploding head syndrome exists. It's still going! They stopped the foam for a minute, and it lit right back up It'll be fine, just add an x on the end of it. Every... last... one. LOL Thats a lot scarier than any carrier i have ever seen Brah, is your name Matt? Because I did brownies the other night and we were looking at all those stoned animals Wow... I work in bio research, this is a totally foreign problem to me. Dscapegoat? What the hell is that? \ ( So Canada riots, and you seriously think Americans would jump at the opportunity of painting *themselves* worse? THANK YOU SO MUCH! I get such joy from seeing my giftee enjoy their gift! It feels great! I first started into gifting when my boyfriend asked me to make something for his secret santa giftee for 2010 and I sewed up a cute little kitty and when I saw how happy the person was who got it I just couldn't stop after that. It's like an addiction... No, but we do have an LMP who SWEARS by it... Dammit - now I gotta watch the movie. The first time I saw that my mind literally exploded out of the back of my skull. Freakin' awesome film. I think the worst thing that I've had a partner do is stare at me.. Like Pentium????? My apartment manager actually lives next door. The worst song on that album. I maintain that to this day. And their indie stuff later is actually, like... good. ...I know, right? Why do you ask...? DAT BEARD And I thought I needed blow torches for Australia and their spiders. I am too close to Texas. god damnit I'm trying to jerk off to this wtf are you doing in this subreddit trying to make me get back in the game instead of going to bed!!! Yes, quite often. Another thing I tend to do is clicking on the same website several times in my toolbar that i'm ALREADY browsing i thought apple banned bitcoin apps Duude saw these for the fist time in Target a couple weeks ago. They had a friggen battle mace as well. Got into a battle with my buddy, they kinda hurt. Almost got kicked out of there This. More of this. It was a win a few days ago. You survived because he let you Somehow we both got the downvotes How exactly does one try to *steal* you? HOw the hell are there -54 comments on this Unrelated, but there are -23 comments in this right now, so says the front page. Never seen that error before That happened to me a few days ago aswell. But I don't have a pic to prove it so maybe it didn't happen at all Link to image of text ... Ruff! Ruff!... That is an impressive 3 year old with the ability to produce the 1/2 symbol in a word processor. I don't even know how to do that... Everything DEVO has made. I avoided Are We Not Men forever because I thought it was cynical and/or a silly lark, but when I listened to it...man, it's punk/new wave/ electronic/and conceptual all at the same time. Then, I got the rest of their stuff... Whats he doing in his pocket But that means Wow, you sound more like the annoying friend than her in your comics. Tech Impaired Duck uses IRC. I think I've made a big mistake! Apparently the first symptoms of this accident only last about nine months. So far the first month has been fairly calm and quiet. Should I expect things to get worse? I hear after nine months this accident will actually manifest **OUTSIDE** of the body! Sounds like one hell of a trip It may just be me and my weird ass perception, but did anyone else find that creature from Ghostbusters adorably cute? I still to this day want one to snuggle. WTF is wrong with me? what is with all these vancouver riot videos being censored/removed? Every single one i've tried to watch on youtube has been removed for one reason or another.. start posting this shit to liveleak or something What do you use to stop them from stimming and kiting? Do you have high-blood pressure or something? Why are you so mad? And you know this how? Those are your natural eyelashes? 60%? How is it hypocritical considering its claim over Tibet WILL HAVE TO TRY, THANKS I come from a town in Wisconsin called Wausau. We're known for drinking.... alot Holy shit, three tablespoons of sugar?! Wow that's true, for some reason I never considered that my loop would keep running after wasPrime = false.. how did I miss that? ` ~~Yeah, I know Everywhere I went accepted them Well then....I'll see you again .... I'm sure I might just risk that. Is that an upvote, or an upside-down downvote? In philosophy class I learned of the concept of absence and Nothing. For example, a shadow is the absence of light, therefore it does not exist, nor does the hole in a doughnut. In this case one can argue that evil does not exist because it is the absence of good. All evil things in this world does not exist for it is the absence of good. I was thinking more Anyone notice how FEW of these movies were sequels or remakes??? They would make a great pimp team! Oh my god that guy is so amazing. Oh, I prefer just the egg whites anyway. I'm not sure why, but the yellow part kind of skeeves me out Man i forgot about most of these goals. it was great seeing them again. Especially when the guy tripped on top of the ball then managed to chip it over the goalie At a Carrabba's (moderately nice Italian restaurant) I saw a kid pour the ENTIRE large bowl of candies into their to-go bag. Their parents watched them do it and didn't say anything. This was pretty much in front of the people who worked there at the front, who didn't say anything either, so what the heck was I going to do? I was There's annual land tax? O_O Oh god! I don't have a backyard!! The backyard itself looks out of place I know, since PCGamer's podcasts on iTunes are clearly managed by the people at PCGamer. I hope the PCGamer people fix their page on iTunes to allow this feature Yeah Holy shit, you are a genious Wait, huh? Birth control prescribed for blood clots? this smoking buddy really chills.....until he gets baked as fuck and eats all your food ye i was like ######That split was muy sexy Wow that's scary So they've built a fake beach near the sea.. where there's probably a much better and bigger beach... Then... why don't they? It almost looks like another deer on top of the other. What I am wondering is, why arent the carcasses more decayed? Were these deer kiled recently? If so, wtf Come to Okinawa for humidity, Ive never seen anything like it. 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With all due respect for Huk: How fucking huge have Moons balls have to be for having the guts to 7 pool in the last game I told my stepmom to open up Internet Explorer over the phone and she asked me what was that. I don't really bring it up ever unless it somehow makes its way into conversation, and most respond with the I think you're just hanging with some weird fucking guys. What? It's not a culture or an ethnicity, it's a nationality. It says -99 for me you must be literally shaking with anger at the thought of maybe playing barça again I was actually more surprised to see everyone still sticking around by morning time. ...Well, while your intentions are appreciated, maybe somebody who enjoys Fallout would be better suited to help persuade me 10 grand for a roots blower? Washer/dryer combos have been around since the 80s Bis? wtf Haven't you heard of St Patrick? Are you stalking my music library between amazing GW posts? 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I am now taking interest in co-workers' hobbies and interests. Turns out most people have some cool stuff to share. I was sitting at work yesterday morning, still high after the weekend when a co-worker approached me to present himself. I saw earlier that he wears motorcycle overalls when he comes in to work, so I asked what kind of bike he has. Turns out he built a custom bike in carbon fiber with a Harley engine in it. My face: Casshern looks gorgeous. What ever this is, we don't have them in Australia....I think. A friend of mine suggested this. I don't think I could handle it. Yet you found the self-service advertising section? before work is however, NOT the time..... beware of procrastibation If this is what she feeds her dog, then I'm really fucking concerned for her child Don't fit the mold of a redditer, that means........ I MUST BE AN OUTSIDER. I didn't even think.. people.. would.. what? How? what if you become too fat and can't reach your penis Oh please no. 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Holy crap I just realized how much entertainment you've brought to my life, All That, Movies, Kotaku columns... specifically the last one, I've read quite a few and thought I recognized the name but never bothered to look it up assuming it was just some random journalist and i was being dumb to think I recognized it Wow, i didn't realise it was THAT much in tips! What is this black magic??? *House of Leaves* Didn't know this was a beauty contest Is that made out of bedrock? So many of these people aren't even red heads in the fake sense. 983,000+ views?!?!?! Yep, same for me. Also got validated, although I have no idea why. How do they stay on? ( Glad someone asked, where's the reply? I don't. I take from it that you are the world's tallest head. HL2DQ is ridiculous. Me during the entire thing -> Eh, not so fast, I remember playing the shit out of Jet Moto. Then a few years ago I bought it on psn..... what is wrong with her neck on the first picture? is it really this easy to pickup girls.. she's mentioned like sexual things at times though... butt touching and like flirting through the words and stuff. How do I elevate my text game to a point where she's like Nightmare-inducing. Alright, so my DFGT arrived today, finally. It arrived in the same box you'd see if you picked it up off a store shelf, the one with the flimsy cardboard... I haven't had the chance to try it yet. I hope it works Holy hell, flesh eating is right One talented lady..but...Bronzebeard in WoW? Wow. Sorry to have wasted your precious time... surfing the internet. I misread that as you wanting to make a F#$@ rack for your girlfriend. 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How is that even possible See you there So is the insult to injury for the skateboard, or the guy riding it? What the hell are you talking about? That was a 180... Thank you. I was planning on sleeping... but then... You can sell them to my boyfriend! Just to be a dick, but by garbage, are you also referring to the v-twins that Yahama, Suzuki, and Honda make? Oh wow If you ban EVERYONE on Team Liquid, I'm sure you'll get enough haters that they'll follow you just to get your arm chopped off. Assuming TL has 0.5 million users I use hard lenses/gas permeable lenses all the time and I have NEVER had a problem with gas bubbles heaving? like throwing up? Holy crap! starcraft is 30% of the front page As a graduated senior, my RPI laptop is a piece of poo now, and there was nothing I did on it that required anything special in terms of hardware. A lot of people talk about the licenses and how RPI's $1500 laptop ( TIL Bobby Fischer was a raving antisemite it still is eyeing me. Too many mine said breasts Forsaken are Russian "When not desiccated, SCP-075 moves at incredible speeds for its size and mass. It adopts the behavior of a predator, jumping at and drenching its prey in a highly caustic base solution secreted from pores on its foot. These secretions are more corrosive than any substance known to terrestrial science." You glorious bastard. That is awesome. I wants it. 20% carbs does NOT sound like a keto diet I can see his post Is it just me or does his shirt look kinda small Care to fill us in on what happened? Isn't mellow yellow a REALLY poor man's Mountain Dew? Or is it the other way around? I wasn't aware that there was such a setting ...because without a gun he would have lost his bike? never heard of the song before reading it bottom up confused me He probably learned it from playing Xbox. Kids these days... I do not want to just pad my steam account and I do not intend to play the game for five minutes just to confirm my negative bias and also I totally used your Map Editing FAQ some number "X" years ago and I am also telling the truth. At the front of the class too! Hey, I just hadn't checked facebook yet! I was too busy being an ugly hipster, apparently What's funny is that after increasing the case limit to 10 per day... I can't even get myself to do 3 cases a day as per the previous limit What do they do with the all the yolks? Masters on Korean Servers at first I was "this isn't so bad" , then it finished loading " Oh god that thread was Oh hey, its my reddit birthday... cool. Has it really been that long since I registered But... you're the top comment Am I allowed to say that I'm "speaking" through the internet? What the? You're going to play minecraft 2 What in the world???? You told him that his sister raped you, and he punched you in the face? CB also affects shield regeneration, so I don't see why not Some tips?? I always try to get help from my dog in taking the packages out of the car, but she only looks at me like this: so....apartheid for fat people? He doesn't even look like he's aged. MAGIC! Oh dear god. Are you me????? Did I just channel Carl Jung? DAE wonder if they've been talked about in there? Yeegh... SHARPIE IN POOPER That's the same guy? ...and now *you* are being downvoted. Does that prove you right or wrong? Holy shit, washington post comments are almost as bad as YouTube comments Who said I didn't. O_O Maybe the issue isn't that fairies don't exist, but that people are embarrassed to have their falsitudes compared to the embarrassing realism of tiny, winged men? 0_0 O_0 SLI on a laptop? It's amazing how many people believe if you don't believe in God and/or follow a religion, you can't have morals. Imagine this on the global level. Are there recipes for the new stuff already? i know plenty of koreans like that. one of my korean friends has never tried pho because his parents brainwashed him to only eat korean Way to completely miss the boat on that one A lot of the cabbies I run into are Pakistani. They know Hindi but when I assume they speak it and they actually don't, it's kind of awk Wait...wait, what if it was 10 that kills 11?!?! "It's okay, I know it's you," says 11. what does that second one say? You there with the baby blue username. How is it so? I thought trees only broke glass Speedlings with stim... Oh I can imagine how girls can dig it so it can't be all that bad. It's just ironic how I'm taking a medication that supposedly reduces anxiety and it makes masterbation a chore while masterbation itself can reduce anxiety. Conspiracy Wow, lot of stuff there But you put blinkers on and at least everyone knows where you're about to go HOLY SHIT, He's using the Windows CLASSIC THEME Reminds me of how I got out of the friend-zone with a girl and started a 3 year relationship with her. We went to Wendy's on V-Day, and I busted out a tea-light and lit it while we ate our baked potatoes with sour cream and chives. She looked at me like ' this... is great. i approve XCOM flashbacks immediately, emikochan has panicked Yeah, "perfect wedding night" is right. Hey I know these kitties! They are seriously cute with their matching blue eyes. Is Jubjub really that big already, though? i'm not surprised. just disappointed Chopper is the hottest This story is just plain weird KEYBOARD DUDE IS PLAYING IT WRONG!! Ugh. Right. This is why I shouldn't post after a mid-shift. I don't know why our bathrooms are so gross!! Gotta confess, if there is no one looking, I'll sneak into the guys. Ladies we sit on those seats, don't make them nasty That's what they look like to me xP 10 is a lot though Wow. People actually downvote you for this I'm curious, what on earth did she say/ask you? this so makes me want to play the sims again huminah huminah huminah huminah huminah huminah What the shit I do indeed mind it because I never had the pleasure of having an orgasm Why the hell do you have to wake up so early? So one should not hang out with co-workers of the opposite gender? Really? dat ass! Would do it right now if any of the editors worked for me. MCEdit won't open anything "In der Hoelle" = "In (the) hell" To me, for some reason the idea of one guy fucking lots of women in one room is weird compared to one woman getting fucked by a heap of guys. I can't explain that... All I'm sayin' is if she has the time to shave her pussy like that she can take two swipes at her pits. Put the last picture first, then let us scroll down to see how you made it. She looks more like Zelda to me Fantastic I have 3 mp3s on mine right now Cool a trip in the wayback machine thats cause christianity stole all the great subplots a long time ago, so now we think everyone stole from them Yep. Seen quite a few angles from you. Still flawless. There is just no way to confirm trolling You're the original internet romance could also be your shitty cellphone camera... jus' sayin... I thought I had deja vu but you just copied and pasted this comment to every comment in the thread you thought it could apply to. It amazes me how little math skills people have. > Why are there always apologists for douchey customers? Are you the douchey customer? Is that...rage face perfume? NO. Still new to trance, this show looks like something straight out of a dream... I didn't even know something like it could exist Women are obese by default now? I work over-night at Target too Why are you following me around This. I just started at a new job and was assigned to work with a team on a project. problem is, everyone on the team is too busy to train me, so for the last 3 weeks I've been learning what I can when I get a chance, and trying not to be too annoying in my pestering of "can you sit with me and show me the in's and out's". I feel really bad just sitting there browsing through the code trying to figure out some stuff on my own, but the only response I get from anyone is "oh, don't you worry, there will be work to do, enjoy it while it lasts". So i guess they really don't care I still remember my ICQ number ... AT&T does that as well. They say in the contract you're not supposed to vpn to work without paying them extra. eram chiar impacata cu ideea ca nu plec niciunde vara asta. hăhă, nat enimoooor, thanks a bunch Totally. At first I thought he was good in 300, but then I watched Ugly Truth OH MY GOD i just about had a heart attack when i got to the punchline! fuck me! If you don't have a friend that will show you his... >In the end, his aide told me he did not read my e-mail because he got too many (~1000) e-mails/letters on the issue, so he stopped reading new ones Did anybody else get this in their search results? Tits in that video I think I've seen her videos Self aware redditor Dude. Ooh err. What fucking University do you go to that has this kind of choice to begin with? what if all universes the lighter flick of a larger universe? what we perceive as hundreds of billions of years is actually just a fraction of a second to a larger universe I may never eat corn again. James Franco is jewish? Possibly the creepiest nosleep post I've read yet! a bit of a stretch, but i like where you head is at. its like inception! go in a universe within a universe I haven't seen that yet. But I did see the trailer and they show Jerry doing one of Louis' bits about the trip around the car being like a vacation for a parent. At first I was like Was sex worth the herpes? Hell yes. Wow, I guess this cake *is* really keto rape subreddit, necessary? Genevieve Gaunt?! Fucken knew her in high-school Did... did it just pass? the disclaimer was weirder ... It seems where missing some frames in this video who would downvote this? never noticed that cameltoe before Think of the giant soup bowl you could make out of that You almost look like my cousin Holy fuck. The particular ride I was referring to was The Intimidator at King's Dominion. The drop is so crazy you black out for a brief couple of seconds HOLY SHIT MRS.FIELDS Well, I still don't get it. Downvo..... Wait this is really live Holy shit, why all the downvotes? Complete bullshit or what? Yeah seriously, what if he's popular. 1 shirt for over 9000 people. I don't believe it..... What is the person's first initial who likes me I don't play cs:s, but I didn't think one could jump quite that high off of another player even in CS:S... even if the booster jumped as well. Holy crap, never noticed They see me walkin'... AND ARE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK Today we have a lot of Female Gamers and a lot of them playing Minecraft (my mom is playing it too Maybe its you that is incoherent to my words I don't get it I never could have imagined a TNT house exploding Yeah I don't understand it either. When I look in the mirror, I think, "Damn it...I wish my body fat would decrease faster." But then I saw my friend's parents, whom I hadn't seen in over a year, and they said, "WOW you've gotten so muscular." I'm pretty firm everywhere but I really don't think I LOOK muscular. Dish soap is probably one of the worst things you can wash your hair with. I hope you don't do this yourself! How old are you??? Holy cow! Yahtzee could have written the story for DNF? oh ... people are achievement grinding strange weapons already I have like 30-40 people on my friends list and there's maybe 5 people I don't regularly talk to 30 Gig?! The second story is kind of scary. You basically got assaulted by some dude on a first date That's very interesting. I never talked to anyone proper about my assault but I remember my best friend saying "Dude, he raped you." and it was a very Yeah that's a little weird, it's definitely hilarious to call it 'genetic modification'....is it a Monsanto downboat crew? Yeah that stuck out to me too Holy shit at his lower back muscles. I'm glad I'm not the only person that noticed that stronger batteries can change the strength of the hit. I've accidentally caught my bud in the MFLB trench on fire before What's with your control configuration? People still go to movie theaters? And only about 4,000 people there haha. Imagine a full house. Wanna see something hysterical? WE ARE ALL THE SAME. DAMN. Wouldn't this be better posted in r/gaming or r/pics? How is this in any way a rage comic? Someone's taking the photo it's not all that terrible... i always get scared when i see JAPAN in a title.... so weird, so creepy... so Japan.... And it's the most simplistic solution too. If i'm colorblind then what the hell is up with these varying degrees of grey I am seeing! So after breaking your window he left or... Kind of exploded? She asked an awkward question that didnt NEED to be asked, he SHOULD'NT have to answer such an awkward question, and right now, because of this comic. My head is full of fuck. Yet it says, "sugar free." Gio Dos Santos Looks pretty close... wait wtf those aren't real people are they... Wow, that barely visible deathclaw gauntlet looks scary. that sounds like something that could be really popular once Near Field Communication becomes more mainstream? What are the chances of that 3/4 of those guild names were on my server This makes me sad. I fixed my RROD XBox in 2 hours with $15 in parts. I thought the same thing I don't know why I got downvoted... He's black, has on a jedi-looking robe. ohh i have that game, maybe it shows up in the game lib when i have the disk in only? Thanks I thought I was losing my mind here.. Nice to see it really does exist I, too, once made the mistake of listening to that 9/11 call on youtube. Cannot be unheard I would watch incontrol more if he had a better taste in music rappid Hrm...I still feel ohh ehm gee, it's like Holden is ME! ...dammit. Oh dear god Yeah I don't know what Blizzard is thinking there... Making players get used to such a slow pace and I believe it even uses the Novice maps that fulfill their apparent fetish for destructible rocks ew tomato juice? weird I don't frequent such establishments and I don't know anyone that does either. Win a big starcraft 2 tournament. Get a huge e-peen. Spend my time wielding my e-peen all over the internet. How is that racist? Yup, well along with our usual summer seven, we will have 15 on for the mini-fest (july 29 + 30) and then, for the cider fest, we will have +45 ciders (august 11-15) You're girlfriend is 3 years old You made your grandpa blind?! ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD Oh my goodness gracious. Whoa I made this and it is ridiculously hot Who gave River a gun? Damn, somebody's getting groped 5 hours. If the LinkedIn thing is correct, she works at the same place that my friend had an internship at last year. What... what just happened? You came across your own Reddit post? you bought one vw... then bought another one? wtf is wrong with you? The expressions on the orange dude are drawn so well that I can hear his voice when I read this. fapgive and fapget... shit double meaning too! he gave some, now he's gone get some. Sounds like Super 8 THIS LOOKS DELICIOUS I can confirm that there was no one standing there. You look like ringo starr Is that supposed to be Arizona in the background Trust me, you didn't want to take the 50% chance of being in the control group. This was an actual study, and lasted years Not sure if troll or unable to form logical retorts Just one? At your *vagina?!* My mind just exploded You guys really need to get a decent breaker installed Eh? That is...kinda pretty. Does What's this, you even bitch about zerg's now? in which country do you live than I sould never go sleep without raid Oh cool I could use some cheap tshirts. *looks at price* I know people who drink _way_ more than just a can of soda. One girl drinks over two liters a day. "It's OK because it's got water in it." Wow amazing photoshop, at first I work for free? Reddit praises blacks and screws whites? This happened when I was ~14. So, my family and I were on the way home from a beach trip. We stop at McDonald's. I'm walking to the trash can when this 30ish year old McDonald's worker walks up behind me, and whispers "liiiiiberaaaate mmmyyyyy maaaaadness" right into my ear. (lyrics to a Slipknot song, I had on a Slipknot shirt). I felt his breathe tickle my ear/neck. My eyes go like this I prefer mine like I thought I was special when I got like 11 upvotes on a *comment*... I was originally going to say KILL IT WITH FIRE but oh my god, it's cute. I never thought I'd say that. But this only fixes **your** breath I thought it was a Melbourne thing. Prehaps everyone is saying it. How else do you tie shoes Isn't this a story from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark? $10,000 bike Do you smell through your dick? Damn, who's that honeydip in the green singlet [ If you turned the belt around, you could pull it tighter with your teeth. Then smoke it up and when you're done, your hand will be numb.... just sayin. Why are they naked... They sell blow up sheep at some sex shops. I think they mean them as gag gifts, but they appear fully functional. Me not having a penis, I am unable to actually test the theory I have that people can 100% use them in whatever capacity they wish. Reverse packet delivery. $66.50 for Zelda? shit, who has Albuquerque on a karaoke machine? What the fuck, me too, Tri-Cities? This kind of thing happens a lot in Japanese videogames. I remember playing through Final Fantasy...IV? V? Something, back in the Super Nintendo days. Anyway, there's a set of armor/weaponry you get that is made from the soul of your dead father and you get it by fighting against *yourself* and transforming from a dark knight to a light one...or something equally horrendously emotional and deeply meaningful. Then, later in the game, just wandering around, you come across a different set of armor/weaponry ("crystal", if I remember correctly) that's much better. You likely end up selling the dead-parent stuff for cash. for some reason afterwards i looked up bot fly removal videos None of us want a child either at this point, but if a girl even muses they're on their pill we're all good to go right now the karma for this post is 845.... 845 is my area code If I may comment upon that by saying holymotherfuckingshit! I would've peed myself for sure And here I thought I knew Google.. Wth!? Did they really air that? I remember watching a David Attenborough something about Martins (similar), who can kill and drag away animals four-five times their weight. It's weird to see a little cute animal drag away a (in comparison) gigantic hare, but really they are quite capable killers. This is pretty messed up, they had to cancel the entire parade on account of that? Limits...for evolution? " Listen to the tires. If your tires are scared, so should you. I don't know of anything animal-derived in the brand that I buy. Oh hai image I'll be seeing later when it's dark out The comments. You just... "only one with glasses." Hmm... I don't know how old I was but I was an infant in diapers. My mom was taking a nap at the time and I was next to her on the bed. Apparently I wanted to get closer to her so I crawled on top of her head to sit. That's when the, uh.. contents of my diaper started leaking out. It streamed down my legs, down onto my mom's hair. She woke up with diarrhea on her face. Cannot unsee ...None of this is *really* porn. I assume a hat. But why does his hat have eyes and he doesn't? **There's blood on the sidebar? Is that Secret of Mana sealed? Why did you think any of this would be a good idea? If you look very closely, you might spot a woman attached to those boobs... I wouldn't mind if there were co-ed locker rooms no, but my roommates were. morgen weer een dagje werken you go through your friends text history? That's when we play a little game of impromptu bowling...with his life. I hate you -_-' I have epilepsy...coulda sucked pretty bad if I had looked longer than a split second None of those heroes are even OP.. tibia i've climbed I'm upvoting on the assumption that the OP will post a seed. If I fail to see a seed when I wake up I WILL RETRACT ALL OF MY UPVOTE. I just had a livejournal friend post that she bought a paid account so she wouldn't have to look at the ads anymore. 11,000 views and 312 upvotes I'm afraid of the red dots crashing my pc Nobody ever said that introversion means "socially awkward". What's your point? It's missing some floors. After... All... These... months... sc_joke_explainer is day9 Wow… I'm really having trouble pronouncing that right now. God damn it was 10 grand for first place Whaaaa? Next time SWISH says "don't go there" it might be a good idea to listen Holy crap I live down the parkway I work at one and that shit annoys me. I mean really, WHO IN THE FUCK PUTS PRICE STICKERS ON THE ACTUAL ART? I'm confused, it looks like you added shoe cream to Nub chuck / Suede shoes thus extremely changing the color of the shoe What exactly is it that has hinted towards this? I might have missed it 'Excited' scares the shit out of me Now that you put it in my head, I can see why you might think that about him, but he's a "model" so this is him doing a "look", not trying to be an arsehole. wait what? i've not sent an email to anyone in 5 years O_O, nor do i play online yet The second one is creepy as hell Wait, what's that from? Is tangled a chick flick now? I was going to say the notebook or no strings attached.. but if tangled is a chick flick then fuck, sign me up. I saw it half a dozen times in the theater alone ....he has a human sized head now. Oh god, and I thought I was going to go to bed. i came. ^- came here to say this... how could anyone -not- know that word? When the majority of a website's user base is males in the 18-30 range, many of whom I would guess with confidence have little to no good experiences with women (not their fault of course! Not sure how this works. If there's anything TV has drilled into me over the years it's that a wedding is the single most important moment to a woman that she wants 150% control over. They didn't even do up that atrocity of a wedding dress! There was some psychological trickery here The doorings are a fault of the moving vehicle what in the hell did i watch *-Extends arm into the air with an open palm-* I'd love to see non-Vlad players play Vlad..... they'd think he's stick epically OP but yet he's nerfed so hard that it actually hurts to think about it EDIT: Time to play Akali? I swear to god I've never played her all those times that she was free I hear the same, and fuck everything about this btw...nosleep indeed wtf is this shit Wow, I've never thought to wash my chair until now. ive started doing that while sober You can buy a sammich at the Subway ticket office She also did the Boondock saints theme? Teh fortess of solitude! Tour guide? wow. the combat...it's incredible Women, unfit for service I was like OMG The world is their mother fucking playground. "CorelDraw"... Not sure why you/your friend chose a picture where you're hiding your lips like that... if you don't see the drawing beside the actual photo, you'd think the artist forgot the lips. Well, I put in a bid. Thanks for the link! I've never seen a sealed one People actually play on friendly fire servers? Actually, the reason sheth didnt burrow is he assumed that San would have an observer since all his practice games against Oz with this particular build always has an obs Ah...that's an idea Maybe its just the area I live in, but I only see those come in four packs! Did he buy two four packs and keep two for himself? You have some interesting things on your photobucket.. TIL what Unit 731 was... Thank you for mentioning these! I don't see anything wrong with this, this is America... The one in the back has earrings that say "king"....The one in front looks like a dollar store barbie that was thrust through a pumpkin, dipped in plastic and fed war heads after being fashionably altered by one of the rejected kids from the Little Tiaras show taking out her bitter hatred for the other girls on the doll That has an even higher potential for horror Yeah. Not a riddle. "1894: acknowledging that the Constitution recognizes God and Jesus Christ as the supreme authorities in human affairs" Cats know RICE? Goodness, this must be the prank of the decade. I've heard this story a few times...almost word-for-word. Glowstone has glowstone dust. Unless bedrock ore looks exactly the same as bedrock (or glowstone dust? That's my quote What is it caught in? I sure hope this wasn't some sadistic move on your part to kill a bird and take a picture to get upvotes I've never seen such a garbage back. No using names on reddit. What's with the caption on that photo... What town is this sign in? Looks like he's prepping himself for gay rape fantasy porn The Redditor's Wife meme speaks!! i think that actually says, /b/. as in the 4chan board. . . no sense of humor r/conspiracy? not sure if your turned on, or amazed As a Gamecock fan, I cannot agree more. *now look at my username* ya i wasn't sure if it was in the first beta or not. just found it today Unless it's some *real* cancer-ass cancer. I'm new to this whole Club Nintendo thing. I'm a Platinum member now, once the year rewards are out, do our coins reset back to 0? What are the odds Explanation? I WISH I HAD A FATHER. xD HAHAHAHAH. I seen this and was like my party could take him... mainly because I'm currently playing BattleTech Holy shit this looks awesome! Please make an Android version! Heh. When I was first diagnosed at 12, there were some kids in my class that would run away from me because they were afraid it was contagious. There was also a teacher at my school who truly believed I would just grow out of it. That's not a clit. Whoa! Stop right there chief! What website is "youtu.be"? Really? Wow. I've read explanations of that discrepancy for years and years but now I feel like I UNDERSTAND It's like they took an Indonesian news story and then stuck it into Google Translate. That.. sounds.. fishy. [| did.. did you survive?? Wtf is growing out of its head? So much hate....yet so much accuracy. hahaha oh man i dont know what i would be looking at Hold the fuck up, how uncommon is it? Yeah, the motion controls really took the world by storm You can choose to not show to people that you are a-list. ALSO, if you have a shill account UHHH just turn off browsing, live 982343 miles away, be the opposite gender/orientation.... you don't need A-list for fake accts I pooped a bit and I'm not even there Fear me mere mortals! Did you try to drill through your key? lol, I was getting a few dirty thoughts from the way it was worded and how parts of it were chopped off. Made me go What is SMAP? Bree Olson in a milf porn website... Why is the writing on your shirt mirrored? And even then people upvoted it Holy shit I see it! The UFO in the top left!! I will be your new family... your Google+ family. Join me my son/daughter brother/sister mother/father cousin/lover wait... wut And the dogs eyes Holy Jesus. I have everything, was that directed at OP or me? Those eyes Wow that's a lot of caffeine! Cheap towels? Holy shit, nightmares OMG, where am I then? wait... WHAT am I?! Yeah... but what time is it? I assumed it had something to do with my chrome to phoning at work I love getting my hair shampooed at the salon.. That's... totally doable i never realised how ugly the results of this ugly story were that's why they must be burned Ok, but what does that have to do with an attack speed item choice? Are there really that many people who respect fake medicine? Are there really that many people who respect fake medicine? What's the point of having such crappy cameras if you can't read license plates... VERA???? wait.. wait a dam minute.. I think I know you "Just"? how do you know? did you talk to her? I will not lie - it is incredible. I've seen it 11 times myself wat? Internet is a creepy place! Did anyone else notice that there is someone directly behidn the guy on the far left (their right)? At first I was like "why is he slinging another m4?" Then I noticed the pair of shoes directly in step behind him...kind of a mind fuck I am playing with her right now, she just happens to still be a photo. ... 12,000. OMG! Is that car going to be alright? I think I saw it roll over. Wowsers. How did you know that I play GW on Steam? je trouve qu'on dirait plus une bouillotte qu'un matelas What happens if the ball falls out? english majors are "cool kids" now? I really wanna, but I'm gonna be busy playing my final show as a member of the band that I quit yesterday The whole fucking song? Wait, how do you get invited to these things? Do you just have to know people? Do salesman invite you? I've never heard of these things perhaps that is because of having to reg as a sex offender and made to stay away from schools etc Whoa! Where did you go? You're all deleted I see dead comments Wow, minority much Deleted. Who has invites?! This actually happened to me in high school once. I have some too... though mine is saying "Sending email invitations will be enabled soon!" This is #8 most viewed for today in Saudi Arabia, Algeria, and #9 for Russia 2 zb is **TWICE** as much!!!! ∑( OMG. He did?! That's pretty shitty If I bite of a bit of skin, because it's loose, or by accident... actually yeah, I do. yeah, you made your comic wrong Wait...what? You need lessons to learn how to swim? I just kept drowning until I learned how to float...that's how I learned Oh, it was you both times? I thought I was being conspired against... banned... from the city? Oh, god... Those cookies. I ate some of those one time and they were SOOOOO buttery. So I wanted some milk, but the chick's house I was at didn't have any more milk, just half & half. So I drank some of that to wash the cookies down, but it was WAYY too creamy, so I had to drink a pint of water to wash it down. Then we left the house and got on the road to Berkeley (which was about 8 hours drive where we were from), and before we got on the highway I got an Arizona iced tea (23oz of bad idea), which I proceeded to drink all of. My bladder was immensely full and we were in traffic, so we couldn't get off the freeway. Even if we could we were coming up on an interchange, so we needed to stay on in traffic for another 6 or 7 minutes (of hell) before we changed freeways and got to a gas station. I bolted inside only to find that the bathroom required money, at which point I ran out to the car and asked my buddy for a quarter so I could pee and he said, "I just gave all my change to that hobo right there." Well, yes, if she thinks that even though you don't harm her, you are making her a worse person, you are better off far away Wow! Your fingernails are sexy. I'm a male lol im wondering why you have homemade claws I had a lady once say to me "you have beautiful eyes. Where did you get them from?" Ummm.... Wtf is your job They spelled Marijuana wrong on the bill. They called it Marihuana. Im not a grand master at this sort of thing but google define has different definitions. I guess these are the people that all have this very similar problem They better not cancel football season from us! I walk out my front door, look to the right and BAM! M&T is right there, I could clearly hear Bono singing the other night during the U2 concert. Tailgate is pretty much the same distance from my place as Mother's Oh, sad day. I've seen it in three languages, so subtitles were necessary at first. Also, it feels weird to watch any movie without subtitles. Om nom nom no... I used to watch this cartoon on Spanish, so I always thought that the name was the **Darwin Duck**, this is the moment that I realize that I was wrong My mommy always told me not to put my e-mail out on the interwebz for strangers. Haha what a random username LOL JK Most epic grilled cheese I've ever seen This...is...incredible. Its different and clever and clearly shows off a sense of humor and design skills. More people should think theis creatively I am British and live in Britain, and the only one of those I've even heard of is "Spaced" and I haven't seen a single episode We've got one of these at my work, as well. Nobody ever uses it, but I'm pretty sure it still works... [](/c26 "They're...amazing... This looks like some Silent Hill shit. Haha yeah, I remember getting frustrated with the fight and just putting the game down for a week. [When I came back, he was dead Weirdly symmetrical Weirdly symmetrical .... Not sure if really a Google employee looking for feed back. Did you know Mr. Levine? He's my dad I guess so. Did I miss a step between putting in the URL and hitting "Submit" I had a coworker have some bad kidney stones which he accredited to his energy drink habit. He came into work while trying to pass them That's not what a man is, that's what one of their girlfriend is. Wut Steam is too good at what they do...I already own most of the sale games that I wanted. Ditto. Also, I got used the low settings. I get all sorts of distracted with anything above medium... my girlfriend drives an '87 Tercel... OR IS SHE THE TERCEL?! My face when I saw the piston pulling the minecart track : Why is this getting downvoted? It's the truth When did things get so goddamn technical, who gives a shit You expect your hand to turn into a woman too? Omg, you are right. I've been tricked! I'm sort of confused as well. Maybe I worded it poorly? Ah well. I'll tell you...if you upvote me... That's going way too far. You mean Americans aren't the only people on here?! your room is....beautiful You'd think that with all that plastic surgery she had, she'd fix the one thing that was actually fucked up on her Pfft...yeah I guess I'll check out this vid...15,16,17... WOW that's pretty racist in and of itself. Black people bitch when they are discriminated against but from what you are saying they do it to other light skinned black people. Took that picture at work the other night I will say that part of the reason she wouldn't sleep with me( or be with me for that matter) was because she thought I was transfer it to her kids through childbirth. I applaud her for thinking we'd make it that far, but still ...oh my god. I never thought about the crossbreed! 6am? Would you say that getting there much later would be a no go for this particular spot? Not sure I can spend over 12 hours by the river just to see some fireworks close up... That's extremely frightening Then they would be downvotes, my good sir Ceiling cat? ( umm yesssssss Yep, they summed it up... Too hot to be outside and not really much to do. Couple of nice restaurants in Idyllwild but $ is an issue so that limits you to hiking. You can to go Bogart Park in Beaumont or Hurkey Creek park in Idyllwild for a picnic. There are water slides and a pool at Vail Lake in Temecula and at Diamond Valley Lake in Hemet. Mini golf, go karts, video games, etc. at Mulligan’s in Temecula but Castle Park in Riverside is better. I've lived here for 38 years I would suggest changing your plans to San Diego, LA, or Orange County if possible... I stayed here because it *use* to be safe, clean, and affordable. what if google ends up being the reason for 2012? ** Is that...male or female???? Dude had a broken arm I remember my SNES. I'm also 17. I just now this month got my first 360. I've never owned a PS2. That didn't actually answer the question Were you saying "No" to splitting up the games, or having to be activated on the same account? Lady in the blue bathing suit... My sister's name is Erika and she went through an "Aryckah" phase.............. That face What? Makes the dark spots on the sun erupt?? Angry Kirby was the first thing I could think of! I see what you did there Wow, I need one too. PMed you with an absurd oneliner of a joke or just make lings and infestors But he replied to me... "The magnetic moment of the anti-proton is currently only known to three decimal places." which, to my pea brain sounds not so bad. .999 of the way there is pretty fucking close. Meanwhile...... "The method used at the laboratories in Mainz aims at a millionfold improvement" Yeah, that's something that actually happened. Oh right. Yeah you can totally leave. Any time you want. I've seen that painting a million times before and only now I notice the penis soy sauce, pb (personally, crunchier the better), brown sugar and some paprika/cayenne pepper....if i remember correctly What my cock?! Hello there, I mean Sulu* Haha, I'm so forking glad we don't have these types over here...yet?! Jesus. And I seriously need to stay off nosleep. (>^(> Fleet As someone with a similar shape on one of his cheeks (the other has a triangle shape, which I lovingly call the Triforce), let me just say Gah, I have my invite but I am still getting the "we are at capacity" page. How long does it take to uncapacitize Exponential growth I miss the cold war . . i think my steam is bugy. it just showed kotor on the sale list for me maybe he is someone should reboot their AI... it's skipping Aren't you supposed to just have an alt with a half way decent tank use your Fighters in these things? Although I do love me some water with lemon, how could not liking water possibly be genetic? How would the trait that says "ew stuff to hydrate is gross" be conducive to passing genes on at any point in history? I thought i was the only one who did this... OHMIGOSH YOU WOULD LOOK ADORABLE. Holy crap I never realized that was Charlie sheen I've been inside the embassy to get my passport renewed. It was a bit confusing to find your way around I was wondering the same thing. "Why is there sperm in his cereal? well hell... I can't find any way of disputing that. No. We don't have snacks. We have snacks for the kiddies though. >_>! I'm done, so yay. Food and I would watch community but I watched It like 4 times already. All the episodes. So...VIDEO GAMES. at first glance I thought they were spiders same...and my password was pretty easy Instead of beating them soundly as you were in childhood? Oh WOW If you're good enough, then sure, it's completely plausible. But all of the people I've played with that have tried a champ for the first time in ranked were just horrible I am so intrigued by your thumb. As someone who tends to be late, it's just bad time management on my part. If I'm at school, I'm always late for only first period by a few minutes. None of my teachers told me anything except one, and I honestly tried leaving the house earlier but it didn't seem to make a difference. Even if I leave the house half an hour earlier, I still make it at the same time. "Use for making cheese soup" If I gift 2 copies to you, will you be able to pass on the second? I think I still have the box (manuals, reg card, and 5.25" disks) in the basement somewhere. ... you can do TEN HOUR videos on youtube now‽ what? Eugh, shitting shit. I didn't know customers could bring tv's and vcr's to blockbuster If we think about that pie chart from the other day... that makes Harry more Voldemort than Nagini is Thought it was gonna be a picture of Winter Pierzina. I spent ages formulating a whole bunch of questions for you before it clicked for me that the Haka is the dance, not a tattoo. I thought it was a little odd that an 11 year old was tattooing people. In school. I'm literally watching The Fellowship of the Ring right now, I paused it when I decided to check out what's up on Reddit! Ma, I want to fucking lucid dream so bad. But I hope not like that. Okay having a handgun for protection is one thing, but what the hell? Yeah nice try! It's obvious you're offering him a server so that you can (D)DoS him, because apparently you wouldn't be able to otherwise. I'm sure that makes sense somehow. Whatever you do, don't play both at once! The Humper Monkey story. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. You forgot to lock your windows! That last scene. they seem to get weak if you cook them Dat Poster. I see it now! Outside. 3AM. In the RAIN. Oh geeze, if it turns into Sylvia/Arlovski III, I will let every MMA Redditor gather around in a circle and kick my ass indeed! I found it like that ( I hope this isn't where they got that horrible idea for the bonsai kitty The registries are international! No matter who you register with, if someone is sick, they WILL find you if you're a match not sure if you are retarded or not That's pretty freaking epic... the song was catchy, but wats with the video? Its funny, but still... I thought it was the fact that this was a middle school graduation Oh wow this makes more sense than it should.. They still do that in the Netherlands. In the winter. I was gobsmacked when I learned that. They also put them outside to nap. is it just me, or does your chest look really weird What is that from Are those really tight purple pants, or skin paint? Him: I would like to wear a Easter Bunny costume and fuck you; What you Think? She: Shit you Crazy!! Him: And I would stick a Carrot on your Pussy!! She: Hell no!!! a Carrot? your are fucking Crazy!!!! Him: And I would Pay you for It. There's a urine sample? I'm not the only one that does this??? My thoughts exactly! what are they saying?!!?!?!?! Wait, anyone could edit this? On the internet? That was a dumb idea MY GOD. i would buy this Wow. I never knew where that came from. Makes me wonder where all the other faces came from.... That's a damned perverted image. What? Are your parents THAT bad? Podczas przeglądania śmieci z wykopu wpadłam tu parę razy ale średnio umiałam się zorientować, że jest tu coś więcej poza główną ( But those actually exist... Why did I just look that up and watch it? 1000 hours in six months is basically equivalent to a full time job. This happens to me, though I usually wake up as I am about to pee and rush to the bathroom. It is so creepy how my dream does that Dear god man, that makes it look like a brain aneurysm... like it can happen anywhere at anytime, that's what makes it so terrifying! I think we all were... The only thing I can say is Why wouldn't he make spore crawlers instead??? It's amazing. I feel the same way! "Too loud! ... Too Loud! ... Too Loud! ... Mute? ... Are there no men living in your house? Is everyone on a bland food diet and never gets sick? Ya, you're right. Its not blurred sand, its just... sand, being tossed around 1. OK strange: I was riding on the subway when an express train was slowly passing us so that the cars were lined up & going at the same speed. Some guy in the other train looks straight at me through the subway windows, smiles & waves, and takes a picture of me. me: Full resolution‎ (11,472 × 6,429 pixels, file size: 34.22 MB) I'm about to take it back if you don't stop.... I just looked at that and went "damn they're 20 bulbapedia says they're a fucking meter tall This website has suggested "Anna's Taquiera" for me. A call to avoid POV headlines... with one using "terrorist" as an example of a *good* headline. ( Looks suspiciously like my friend laura Record yourself at night. More than that, his legs do not appear to be attached to his waist....in fact, the lower body seems to round off into a nub behind the Madden logo So why do we keep getting terrible image macros and ragecomics on the frontpage? Oh damn Why does she have to push her non-religious beliefs on everyone? Jesus Christ, God all mighty, the nerve of some people. What? Where am I? This doesn't look like the kitchen... Yea that is totally gonna be the GUI for CS6, you watch, its gonna happen.......you'll see, YOU'LL ALL SEE MUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!..........I'm sorry I was very depressed in undergrad (now two years out "The doctors said they have seen cockroaches and spiders crawl into people's ear canals before..." We have 2 of those in every bathroom at work... I work at starship enterprise?!! A kid in my 8th grade Social Studies class had a major crush on the teacher, and would always jack himself during movies... The only reason we knew was because he always -- *ALWAYS* -- wore noisey wind breaker pants! Shit, I'm 15, a musician, left handed and white lighters are my favourite I had to explain this to my parents because they were beginning to ask questions whenever I mentioned "Trolling." Erm, apparently back in their day it meant something quite entirely different Raw? Yes.. how did you know Looks like Gollum wtf? this looks awfully like a youtube comment i wrote on totalbiscuits video the other day [| According to my general knowledge, insurance companies dont cover natural disasters humanzee I did a staring contest with the one on the left and lost Where is Chinatown Duuuuude. Nope. It's just Jackie Chan photoshoped I have never heard of Bleeding Cowboys I hope you Sterilized it. It cannot be allowed to breed! Well, it would probably help if you stopped sitting in the middle of the aisle surrounding yourself with toys and laughing at jokes only you can hear. become a pinball wizard I know right Anyone else read this in his voice? Unless it's a girl... then she'll go faster! There's two days?? Theres soo many X-Men series now Holy shit I love this. I want it as my logo! In the camera, I thought it looked naked, but if you look at her it looks like she is wearing underpants. You didn't cause we saw it together. Unless it was some crazy shared dream experience. Don't scrub for too long with it though. I've actually damaged my screen when I got a little too into scrubbing, and had weird red patches everywhere. Wait really? I thought Burger King was separate and just became bankrupt or something, because we used to have Burger King's here aaages ago. Then it got closed down and Hungry Jacks replaced it, never thought they were the same though I don't understand your question. If I want a vignette effect, you can easily do it in Lightroom... I just hate the effect and it's usually overdone. How did you do it? This is extremely quotable what will we do at your house? "wow, is this idiot really gonna try and pass off . . . wait . . . Try Terraria. I bought Terraria for me & my gf so we can sometimes play together. several weeks later, she got a glowing mushroom farm and a huge house I've also seen dating sites for people with VD & that was kind of Angels are creepy... Uh, what are you on about? i cant imagine only having sex with one person in my entire life... so if christians really want to make sure all our souls are saved, they should stfu about god and try to keep him quiet and unknown as possible He failed to hit the button three times, yet managed to hit it in sync with the music. What fucking rock is OP living under where he doesn't have Silverlight installed by now? Wow, vi skrev nästan exakt samma saker exakt samtidigt Link is NSFW, by the way. Your big... ass-piston-powered door? wow nice As opposed to non-Cancer Inducing Carcinogens? Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore? Holy crap that's a GAME? this is kinda cool. i was wondering if there's a term for a false belief in men that everytime your cellphone rings, you fear you've lost some fertility? Call of Duty 4 on PS3 using Rock Band controllers. Aiming was so fucking difficult - you had to keep the whammy bar directly in the middle in order to not turn. I gave my Gf a G+ account, but I'm not sharing I will be on that forum now. The fan made version looks so much better Jesus shit This has what to do with anything I just posted here? By rubbing it on the floor? That is my worst fear did anybody it strike it in a gentle way? <( Yeah, the Wing Machine on Parliament near Gerrard looks like a hopping joint. Hmm nope, I checked it and it wasn't all that tense. Challenge accepted. Oh god, no challenge not accepted dorans for the spellvamp? sometimes things like this can be wayyyy scarier than anything paranormal Holy smokes am I responsible for the creation of a new board? The second that button finished its business everything became ok...and then it became not ok...wtf??? That button's evil Where did you get that from? Careful, you'll get banned for that shit now wait what? Jeez, you sure have been missing out When i first looked at it, i thought it was a womb At first I was like What is happening "get some ap"? Is that the IPA in the pic? Looks more like a stout I was looking for the dust (once my pc didn't work and I opened it and it was incredibly dirty), but then I saw the mouse... you're EVERYWHERE man. or maybe its jut cuz your That was such a creepy read, especially since something similar happened to me and my flatmate the other day. Someone knocked on the door and my flatmate checked the peephole. There was a buff dude in his 30s standing in front of the door so she asked who he was. He said "a Croatian" (we're from Croatia but WTF) and then he knocked again. She asked what he wanted and he said "a little help" so she said "sorry, but no" and he knocked again then stood in the hallway for some time Knew you were master's, Kramer, but didn't realize you started in bronze It's like South Korea is an island and North Korea is the bottom of the sea. What devilry is this?! real horrorshow my little droogs! This bitch owes you money. Uptokes for an amazing movie. Maybe we could have worked things out with the aliens if we used weed plants against them instead of missiles my sister is my password.. They finally fixed it? I've actually had girls initiate anal on me without lube ... yes I was very surprised too and wouldn't recommend it to anyone How did you youngins get past the super secure age filter? or a looped river? wow your #2 and #3 are my #2 and #3 on my workout playlist Nidorina is *exactly* the same That's... an AT field... thingy? I liked the last picture the best. what are your thoughts on the aztec tomb? :-) :-( ;-) :-P =-O :-* :O B-) :-$ :-! :-[ O:-) :-\ :’( :-X :-D o_O :-/ X-( :-| <3 :-V XD :-Q :-@ :-C :-) :-( ;-) :-P =-O :-* :O B-) :-$ :-! :-[ O:-) :-\ :’( :-X :-D o_O :-/ X-( :-| <3 :’( XD :-Q :-@ :-C Good on ya, man! I'm 22 years old and I'm usually the one in the group that when someone cracks a joke, I laugh because everyone else is laughing even though I have no idea what they were talking about. Mostly I was confused on the lingo, not tech stuff. But I have discovered "Urban Dictionary"...now I can know all since when has there been grass on 2fort? All the cool systems have corded controllers XD I still play Nintendo 64 some days A friend of mine is the child of a pastor, and he once said, regarding the news of a 12 year old boy being raped "He must have done something! God is punishing him for his wicked ways!" So, their loving, ever forgiving, magnificent perfect god is a motherfucker who send rapists to disgrace kids? And the rapists are then god messengers? Same with the image here, are the bees little pastors or insect disciplinary angels? Mine went into an infinite loop surprisingly Weed is definitely not legalized in Switzerland. How is Japan not even a stage... What happens when you ride over that? Glades and 4th Ave... ME GUSTA Just tell her to start turning tricks and... Become Your Sisters Pimp Wait what? All the pretty little horses is about a glue factory? No idea, I haven't gotten any calls. o what a cutie :3....wait what Next, how to move a macbook mien always do the same too ...and loudly .... Shen doesn't need a buff in my opinion. He's actually pretty OP there wasnt one when I looked at it =\ guess my computer here doesnt like me much now does it You are 46 and use the phrase "getting pussy".... why is his fly undone?? People *do* that? Forever alone Lot of stupid in this thread All the things you mention about your relationships sounds like my ex who could have very well been an aspie. She was weird He tried this hit squad against Bomber, but Bomber sniped the OL before it got to his expo. I was curious what he had planned to do with them, didn't realize that it was this awesome How did you get that many referrals in the first place? THEY CAN'T KEEP US APART, I just picked WoW back up to play w. my gf, mostly SC2 still though hahaha I wish I had more time to push through masters but >_< sadly I've been locked down, how's everything in aussie land?O_O_O_O_ do you live in marlboro no no, really only being 3 plant's, pretty sure the fire nextdoor was of higher priority :) I was skived out though, the whole time the fire deputy dude and other fire people where asking me questions i was just waiting for a "so we found marijuana plant's in your bathroom..." Yeah - it feels weird seeing someone excited to eat a lot of the stuff we grew up with and that's like 50¢ in every store... Does that mean by listening we get... Audio Born AIDS .. Is that Mose Schrute standing next to you? Holy crap this is old ENTIRELY bacon? Really? When you say 'really riding around', you mean the poor guy in the wolf costume spent his day bent double carrying the full weight of the girl on his back? How is there fire underwater? Wasnt last night but yes....i have had my experiences. A couple of my ex's were bigger fellows but the mixture of me being a nympho and them being larger...wasnt working out. Bigger fellows (even ladies) arent the best lovers. Thick is good, fat is not. Misses bananas :[ I looked up the nutrition facts of them- 30g of carbs. THE FUCK bananas! 'Tis true. Thats why im working on myself, dont want to be hypocritical Whoa that's weird Whoa, I wasn't expecting to fight my match for a while, since the Loser's bracket didn't even look close to being done, what happened to all those matches and why are they all 0-0? Being asked for coffee really isn't that bad and it would not have freaked me out. What was freaky though was a random guy asking me to make out with him in an elevator at like 3 in the morning and following me around they prefer uur ... number 2's they all live in nyc? I have that same phone I'm ace, and I've tried fairly hard to be visible as an ace (as much as that's possible...) Of maybe the twenty people I've come out to, I've ALWAYS had to explain it, and I've only ever had a positive/supportive answer twice, and one was from someone I knew was queer. Heck, even my best friend straight out told me she thought being gay was a choice, and the other common ones are "haha good joke", "get your hormones checked" and "wait, does this mean you're a lesbian?" It's as if people just can't deal with the fact that sex isn't the be-all-end-all of my life. Even people who are generally quite understanding and supportive seem to go all Fucking delivered. Jesus. ** Hi! I'm a 5'1" 22 year old. I want to lose about 60 lbs. I'm currently 186, I'd like to see myself around 120. I've never been thin, so it's hard to say where I'll fall exactly. If I look and feel great at 130, then I'll be happy there, but if I'm still "pudgy" and soft at 120 I guess I'd keep going. When I read about he and Grindewald in HBP, I instantly thought that Dumbledore was gay and thought other people thought so too. To my surprise, JK had to actually announce it dude that's amazing...the longer i looked at it the scarier it got, by the end i was leaning away from my screen If god is infinitely powerful, and infinitely knowing, then shouldn't god be infinity. Wait, question from ignorance, what would have happened if he pulled out while you were clenching? **IF YOU CLICK THEM THEY VANISH** I thought that this might be a good idea, until he started saying it was to the death.... i am totally making a bump key in the near future..... Why does she have a rhino horn? Are you... me? Anecdotal? How come I always see shit on 4chan and tumblr, and then it's on reddit like 12 hours later? Would you consider giving out any more? TIL. I didn't even know this existed. I don't think her HRM is going to work there, also no.2 "everyone pees in the pool at some point" You've been into this for a lot longer than I have your mom dresses you funny Lol they were in the 300's im sure of it. Actually, over the past few years they themselves have lost some weight. Im proud of them, I think the "fat patty" comment didnt make them feel too good about themselves lol Yes, I did say that to them I shave with soap; isn't that shaving and washing at the same time? I mean... I have to rinse the soap off afterwards, so... that's shaving then washing, isn't it? I don't understand this question. What are you ladies doing in there? So basically they trolled themselves? That seems rather redundant anyway, how does one having a tattoo affect their swimming technique when (and I'm not too sure on this so forgive me) a plaster would cause more of an issue than the tattoo? Not to mention even water proof plasters come off when in water for extended periods of time damn. you are a beast. i went for about a 200 mile cruise up and down some canyons with a lunch break and i was sore when i got back. but that was on my cbr. still cant imagine what 600 miles could feel like "Cooking spiders always make that sound." Sad, misunderstood elephant...He thinks that ostrich's neck is a trunk Surprised to see Carmageddon TDR there Holy Shadow Moses Island, there's a subreddit for *everything* Nice! That thing looks amazing People are doing that now? How did child abuse and race get brought into a religious debate? Google = The audio confused the hell out of me. Uh, yes, it's definitely human, that's creepy as hell. From the size of it, it looks like an older child's or tween not sure why this man is being downvoted. hes right Foreskin man... wth did I click that? Or we all descended from *many* single-celled organisms... that looks like porn People always ask this and then they're surprised when someone says "He's unelectable, they wouldn't support Paul for the same reasons they wouldn't support a monkey with a hat on." I don't get it it's pretty simple I dunno ... ya got me. ¯\_( No, he wasn't That is sooooo deep! That must have taken you quite a long time.. I can't even draw a stick figure straight and you managed to draw such detail on 28mm? Sounds like he's got either rage or inadequacy issues to work out umm, being the OP I think that gives me the right to r/atheism is here. Reddit Enhancement Suite You're an idiot. Put your damn hands on the wheel, stop using cruise control while driving surface streets (i know you do This is my first sale too and i've spent over$80 How is he suppose to teach kids about drugs if he doesn't know anything about them? How many children have you been de-pantsing as of late? Just stop it. wow thank you for this, that is really unlike anything ive heard.. really amazing.... EDIT Im still listening.. and wow.... What the hell? That's how my porn search goes when fapping i see a theme here I see London, I see France my god... the stippling it depends on your settings, when you upload that picture you have control on what circles can view the pic. if you don't add any circles then it's available worldwide Yeah that too!! Scary shit, eh? it depends on your settings, when you upload that picture you have control on what circles can view the pic. if you don't add any circles then it's available worldwide Dat dancing... I think we already are at the moment. Imagine Leonardo Da Vinci with that sort of tools at his disposal The parts that sound like me acting like a crazy lady Aww, so the poor bun was laying there paralyzed? I am on reddit because my boyfriend (hardcore redditor) showed me it after I met him, and now I can never get off of it I'm even more interested now Darth Vader is Yoda's father? with the audio ...conduct a symphony? all it needs is a submission link to something like stumbleupon and then.... inception submission! The Hulk? ww, didn't see the /s Google thinks I am a man who likes payroll, accountancy, baked goods, mathematics, and cats oh my goodness, i could ogle your chest piece up close for hours. You're going to marry blacklight124? Are you sure you know where it has been? 7229 calories. Enjoy your diabetes... wait...what ? Get a PD or 2 on her, and go for all BF items or just straight IEs and a Last Whisper. Those AAs are going to hurt Dude. So are you I was on the Wikipedia page for it yesterday. No shit. memop3@gmail.com Dont you judge me picture on the wall The happening..... I've never heard this, The safety will not engage unless the hammer is cocked. god those pyros are so bad. Switch to the shotgun already. My god, vegetarian/veganism is so *trendy* here in Denver... Once I was walking down the aisle in a supermarket with a friend and remarked I liked a particular toothpaste, to which I got "they shove that toothpaste down the throats of animals until they die". I was like Same, and why does that have to do with GSL?? $4,400 in repairs? That makes even less sense NEEDS MORE SUGAR. Im scared of the dark. When I hear a noise I do that thing that mice and hampsters do where they stand DAMN still and just look like this: how in hell did I not know that well, lets just say that today, i thought i saw something in the dark. It was nothing. But naturally, I stood there (like that The DLC is free Fapces You're odd for having been in a 6 year relationship at the age of 21 LOL my first tie I was like wut? Nothing happened. Bong hits on my second time and I'll all like Well, he's not the kind of dog that constantly barks, but he will do one or two loud barks if he hears a loud noise. He guards the apartment too, so if someone touches the door, he barks. I kind of like that though, because we live in a sketchy place and I've heard people come and try jiggling our doorknob Holy fuck! so as a counterculture, they decide to stop believing in science and evolution Cool story, but ... people actually believe this? You don't （╯ | well that's good to hear, I just kind of had one of those apocalyptic thoughts about everyone abandoning it all at once (>^(>^(>^(>^(>^(> who is this women and why does she keep popping up on reddit? Not sure why you think it takes more than a few minutes for me to do so.. At first I was like I love it when I forget what subreddit I'm in and then read a title like this... Even better - They are going to try to hit 300mph in it this year wawawawawawawawawawa Also the insane amount of trolling on Chockstone made me leave ... why did you stop in the first place? I thought it was a photo of Earth from space as the sun was setting or something Or an old man pretending to be a 45 year old girl "The blast wave was still large enough to be measured on its third passage around the world" Seriously? As a bus commuter used to hour long commutes, that blows my mind In the poster's defense, they didn't say they were IN class...they may have been home with their friend from class after school or something I know a lot of people who smoke in socal What the fuck, I just watched that last night Those scumbags are even worse. How in the fuck do a group of people have the right to tell me what I can and cannot do on my property? It makes no sense and on top of that, I have to pay them to live somewhere? Boobs?? WHERE?!?! Manu is one of the nicest people I've ever met, the dude asked me how my grandmother was about a year after I met him Did... did he curl it in from the corner? This must be some odd behavior I've never encountered in Sweden at least, even if a roundabout is empty you'd never ever go straight through it. Do people really do that in other places? It's you. you are the dipshit. TIME STOOD STILL A Subaru that wont conk out for under 5k? She's not nude in the anime, but she looks better than this. I doubt this artist has ever seen a naked woman in person. I don't like blood! If you pick your nose too much your head would cave in So what does he do if she's got clots? Chew on them? Did this really happen?! >I doubt this artist has ever seen a naked woman in person. was there for a month...Beer was so cheap and available...I never saw it bagged though. Interesting. I must try this when i go back I did the exact same thing I doubt many of us can even follow what one pro does in one stream. Three would just be overkill The hair pulling thing... That's me! dear....bob.... Warble Garble, dude, dont tell me you dont know what the bukkake bust is... /b/? They have strength in numbers. I would grab any sort of spray (ant spray, hair spray, hell even febreeze) and spray until the spray works or I drown them. Even when they are dead though, I couldn't stay in the room... Vlad is a strong laner now? Gasp! Not a novelty account. Even better played. how? IT'S ALSO AN OEDIPUS COMPLEX I actually have almost all of the CD's mentioned here If they don't like it why does like almost every fucking new hero they make have some kind of sustain mechanic When did a downvote become known as a downmod? I've never heard that before. I have a friend who is extremely feminist... I have a feeling she does this for her husband... which makes me afraid to go to their house now... How the hell can you not have heard of this during two years? Thought so. He was awesome, I'm just finishing up Storm of Swords right now.... What are you talking about? Red alert is actually good I resorted to highlighting to keep my place It's making me crazy that I can't see these images Uhhhh. Selbst die FPÖ? You are next. Where have I complained about the dye and ink? ...and we've put these on projects... I use my Kindle wall plug to charge my iPhone I thought it looked like some kind of spiketrap at first PICS Thank you. This will be my first p2p pure, if you don't count my 'skiller'. TIL that there is another Ontario in California.. I'm in Canada and was so utterly confused by the replies in this thread I'm about to get some. Imagine is someone was waving for a taxi beside that ladder Is that.....is that old ass Damage Meters I see? glass mask anyone? xD...my jaw dropped when i clicked on the link She must have thought it was sweat dripping down you win I would agree with you...except he doesn't have any to feel anyways. Dayum @ incontrol's gf I don't think there was a link when I first replied. That's sad though, I wasn't even aware of that and I was playing during Shards. Weird What does it say? Oh my lordie lord, my face right now is " For real?!! What a effing tower Origin of light beer? Since when do people ***like*** reposts in /r/pics? That is terrifying. No, but I would like to see money for the war and other frivolous things go to NASA and education Well, this is a bit unnerving; I'm watching this episode now ..... I have never seen these faces properly? i wanna that cake rather than the cutter... I was wondering the same, and for some reason thought it was talking about the Minister of Magic Yeah! Also, on that same note, one time a friend's step dad came over to pick her up, and my dog just **hated** him. A few years later, she said that he had molested her, he was a rather skeevey person. Q( What is that last panel It depends on how far down the rabbit hole you'd like to go. I was personally fascinated by astronomy and really enjoy knowing *how* things work - so I went into Astrophysics. Any branch of physics is a great field if you want to get down to the nitty gritty of ***why***. Unfortunately we aren't necessarily paid all that well in comparison to other professions guys it was a joke, jesus christ could you give us that link? It sucks when you misspell a word so horribly that it turns into a completely different word. Spell check becomes useless!!! Or so you think! So... Much.... Metal... It makes me want a funpack bag. I find this both hypnotising and slightly creepy. I'm a bus driver in America THEYRE GONNA DIE, GET THEM OUTTA THE WATER! I don't understand how people can lose their authenticators. My jaw literally dropped when I saw some of the crap on spacedicks... but for some reason I cannot stop looking Yes, sad but true. My original question is mostly rooted in curiosity as to why people read his story if they don't like the way he tells it. aww shit hes going to do it in a few min unless im wrong ... After reading "WHATS IN THE BOX?!?!?!?!?!?"I accidentally skipped the reply and read the comment below that said "Typically pr0n." I'm wanting to buy a bunch of gift codes but the option isn't allowed.... reddit would have found it eventually, just like they found the zombie house Holy crap it has Pokerus Oh, it would seem it's cocaine. I couldn't really make it out and thought it was semen or paint to begin with Did you go around saying, "I hope that hot blonde propositions me for sex... How did it take you 43 minutes to get out a viking? Interesting, Mario Kart is the one I tested on my Sensation and it worked flawlessly, and I think the Evo3D has slightly better CPU and graphics. I didn't even see what I did there Wow, what a way to call a girl a whore Really? The guy on the right as no belly button One of them looks just like my PI Yeah... I don't think so either. relax cutie pie The real story is that they talked about a poll done from a three day old wordpress blog? That's the real story? Did you get arrested for kidnapping? Dear God.. Wait, armor updates? When did they announce this? \ So your teacher sexually assaulted you? me too Just realized this is why I have no ads watching on nasl.TV I don't lift (yet) so I don't understand this... How can you lose count when you're only going to 6? Paris & Janeway, having lizard sex and producing lizard offspring... what happens in the Delta Quadrant *stays* in the Delta Quadrant!! is it terrible that i happen to be wearing an eagle shirt (couldn't find a wolf shirt) and leggings? actually one of the best experiences i've ever had at the gym is when i helped this adorably chubby little boy. he had this huge goofy grin and kept staring at me like i was the coolest person in the world. broke my heart. pretty much the only creature that has made my biological clock noticeable It can be frustrating, but Badugi is also a very soft game. You can easily double to triple (I've even quintupled on occasion) with a solid preflop hand. You'll almost always get 2-3 callers who have ridiculously mediocre hands that chase all three draws and then they'll even call after their chase fails WHAT HAPPENS AT THE WATER PART? The last exorcism of Emily Rose! Ohh, I need one. The twitter bird got out of the computer Why is this guy being downvoted i was not prepared for how heavy penguindrum was I've had no lag... the entire time Dude...I know a Patrick with a 95' car... MY EYES! I'm just in ROTC right now, it even gets the wannabe officers all riled up... I was wondering the same thing That's what they want you to think That bitch is scary looking Why is the penis wider than the arm...? I have discovered my new favorite rapper My bank char's name was "Rapeme" I got a 48 hour ban, which was my own fault A stupid one. The 1st and 3rd to last Imagine the smell, as well. Arwen? This is bad I've found a used CA AUG pack I might be buying instead cause I get a custom rifle with Li-Po, a gasblowback m9, 3 mags for both weapons, vest, 2 Li-Po batteries and a charger for the same price Is this some sort of revenge? Kinda awkward due to the pizza thing, but I like I say ditch the expense if it's not getting you high and neither of you are happy with frequent, fun, awesome sex I hang out on RAWK. I use their idioms and slang now Why would I use a different nick? And I thought a 50lb (22.7kg) pistol was good She knows. But I already know her face pretty well Oddly enough, I had a trans women do this to me at a restaurant as well. Oh, I'm sorry. People tend to get defensive real quick in race discussions, and I'm always like O_O shuold have *went* with cutie butt NSFL He said one of the videos took two days to upload *Gulp.* That chest... It's like a loaded gun. Read the title "This could have been perverted." So many things running through my brain Why were they blocking the door? I haven't had a problem with hibernation on my 1005HA I can feel it staring into my soul starcraft 2 actually runs on your macbook pro onion ring secrets? Are you for real? Man, sounds scary How exactly do you teach atheism? I know a woman who scratches their vagina during conversations Which episode? yeh something went very wrong here I must admit You know what's really odd? I made the comic because there was a Chrome window that warned me. But since I made it, I can't get it to do it again This is actually my friend. Special grab smashes are so bugged. I used to drag everyone to the wall to get that awesome wall smash animation, but most of the time I would do the default backbreaker animation anyway. Then I started getting the wall smash 1. Against stalactites and pitchers ... As someone not into women ... she was pretty wasn't she Thanks I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that Seriously? I've been looking for Chip's Challenge forever. Please post more! This is creeping me out. I need to know what happens next Thanks for the spoiler in the thumbnail i have seen this before For cost stalkers actually lose to workers. Stalkers kinda suck Wow they had a switch for B&W or color televisions... haha the problem is i work out with a ftm transgender dude who only wants to do weights I live in Rockford and I've never heard of anything like this regarding this guy Likewise. Tell me more about this "Flying Panty Monster" [](/b36) Fuck it: no more time limit. COME AT ME BRONIES ( and ... Sisnies? This happened to my buddy. He had bought the 1942 / Vietnam pack and they wouldn't register, so he contacted support; now his veteran status is 16. That's an idea I can get behind. As long as she isn't a diabetic I know, I feel heaps behind. Can those give you viruses if you leave them open? Because I noticed like 5 hours after my visit that it was still open This is worse than vampires. Imagine being chased by a bird that blocks out the moonlight It comes in *juice*? His face is like the Ok rage face this is the reason why people need to learn the difference between NSFW and NSFL. You type I dated a girl who used to do something like that. I'd recommend a band, or a movie and she'd be all "meh". Then she'd hear about it from a friend or see it on TV and she'd be all like "OMG this is amazing!". Actually, Christians back then wanted to die a martyr. There are many recollections of Christians actively provoking magistrates so they'd be sentenced to die Yes, I'm not classy because my opinion is that EG is not skilled You don't want to know How on earth do you spend so much? Water in the nether? What is this sorcery? Submitted 58 minutes ago! They look wax I was wondering the same thing. Being in fitness and trees can be confusing I'm a female and saw it all Are the people of Conservapedia really that stupid, or is it a collection of trolls? I don't know which... If u appreciated them so much, and made you feel sooo special why'd you break up with them if its not too personal How do you install this? I have no Saves folder in my .minecraft folder That's what I said What is all the stuff? This is....... beautiful Must've really frozen you in place when you saw that... What would the tin foil be for Yeah we signed ours in January too. I gave them a call and they told me, I just think it's odd that they wouldn't let you know where you're going to be living unless you ask Where the shit do you think she went ** He was telling the guy who commented you that you were joking. omg....this never even occured to me Where can one obtain all seasons of No Reservations? I've had mine on for almost a year. And I live in Kansas She has two rather large freckles peeking out of her bathing suit How much did you get it on sale for? I must of missed the sale dogs probably think poorly of you I'm resisting the urge to play Gizmos and Gadgets... that was the only game I ever played from the series but it taught me so god damn much about how cars work, how electricity works, what the different types of energy are and how force works... fuck that game was awesome What the hell kind of monitor do you play on that has that kind of resolution everyone has fun with the figure 8 in the box haha. i found out when i did it that if i did the figure 8 in 2nd gear, i didnt have to give it any gas and it also seemed to be smoother Add a cheesed up meaty pizza arena dome roof and minds will be blown. Me too Fuse Mario and Frye. Do it Wow, people think of this thing as a ball? But you can stick your penis into a guy... does that mean all guys are girls then? At first I was like O_O but then I was like Hah! I watched like 4 seconds and was already blown away and thought " Whoah Good lord, this I kinda like the washed out look the other one had. Looking at this makes my eyes just lol have you guys seen all the unboxing videos on youtube of mac users unpacking their stuff? . . stops, looks up, ceases rolling th J in astonishment. Haha, what? It's not like you had to click it... Sorry I inconvenienced you? Totally didn't know FB could do that That is what my mother said about the ceremony, I just repeat it. Honestly what I got from that day was: chocolate, churros, the notion that my mother stopped respecting the catholic church as a religious institution when she was little and that my friend was almost as pale as her clothes You should tell us all what the note says. *We* won't laugh at you. Seriously. If it is normal for boyfriends to dump their cancer ridden girlfriends, maybe I should be looking for girlfriends in the cancer ward Wait... that video was **last year**. She fucked up her face that badly in just a year? "Off chance that this is real" ... you saw my dated rail passes right That's pretty much how you gotta do it. I've only had one pack's packaging rip straight open and i still have no idea how it happened poly**gyn**ous? How did you get so many? Because we're on reddit Nobody has ever used" Shouldn't your "mechanics" include expanding? It did that to me, but with r/trees You are so pretty! I'm pretty sure they call those round thing's eyes. They're the same person For fuck sake these type of posts need some sort of warning label. Saw that and my guts almost came out my mouth I don't even watch tv... A communist?! You have to be kidding. Dude...awesome! is there an age limit? Wait, you don't like taking a shower? Dear lord... the horrible chat They sell Cascade in the US?! You on Clomide yet? Took us about 2 years, and that finally did the trick or if not it was a big coincidence... but it even took 6 months of that. Then after our first my wife refused to go back on birth control because she didn't want to have issues again... and got pregnant again within 5 months Why can I cancel on the map load screen in TF2? I'm scared Is there really a character called 'Derpy'? IT'S A TRAP! Note don't get rich and old in your town.... How? Are...are people only allowed to make one account now?!?! Is that a Pottery Barn desk? I swear I just saw the same one, but a dark color, yesterday. Well we have a different machine to do the actual slices, we just need to mill it flat. Honestly, I suggested we just cut slices from the other machine until the whole thing was flat, but for some reason that would take too long. (I feel like the cnc mill would take just as long) So as I'm programming the mill, I need to put the cutting speed in. I've never milled bone Hey, everyone. Timetoeatastickofdeodorantforeverybody. I have no idea. The female orgasm is amazingly helpful in the uptake of sperm. Keep your legs up after sex. I can also confirm that I'm too lazy as well.... But right now I need all my bandwidth for Steam games I was thinking of those too. i just changed my chrome icon to internet explorer. Do you have any favorite youtube vids or anything of her work? I've honestly never heard of her! Seriously. People can't read menus. Not only is it on the front page, for me it's Number 1... omg, this dog looks exactly like my dog, down to the every detail An old dude who lives a block or two away from me spends a couple hours of his day working as a crossing guard for the crosswalk next to his house - he's super into it, waving at all the cars that go by and all. Before and after, he spends several more hours just sitting in the car in his driveway... watching. that's the first time in a long while I've looked at a WTF link and actually been O_O / Why install vista as your 2nd OS ...... Damn those are nice Cool deal, 'twas fun. Props for sticking around for bit longer and helping find replacements I think if that happened she'd stop for about 2 seconds with a " * GOD DAMN LUNA The Draft!? The US still has a Draft!? You know those kids will grow up and become the workforce you work with one day, right? If you think it's annoying from a kid... imagine it from a 25 year old If the Koreans are right, then I wouldn't have survived past infancy Not sure why you think there is ire, I've made it clear I am just explaining why people are getting upset with your post. I am simply explaining why MesozoicMan responded to you that way and has tons of upvotes which drew your response "Anyone thinking this is some sort of public shaming of Americans is just being rather over-sensitive." This isn't that hard here man, some people took your comment as "looking down upon" not as a "wow that's interesting" sort of comment, probably because many misunderstood the " I think the little boy thing could be a valid point Really? It's the summer, what do you expect? We get a 15 minute hurricane everyday at 2 pm You can only handle 5 people with 8 Gigs of RAM and a Quad Core!!!??? Wait wait wait...you mean to tell me there are people who don't own Oblivion yet? Ég Kveinka mér aðallega yfir verðinu I dunno, it could be like my pet hamster as a kid. We named him Harry, and he was a great pet...then one day he had babies, so we called him Harrieta. Whoa. What if guidance counselors say this shit to motivate students? By the way, if you wanted to know... They're installing a chair lift for my disabled father so he's not limited to the downstairs area. SO MUCH DRILLING AND BEEPING THOUGH Seriously. Good luck with an Austin musicians craigslist. i always thinks she's squatting to pee ( What's disturbing about me? Also, we pretty obviously have different builds since I wear 32's at 205, and THEY feel like they're about to fall off a lot of the time. Since when does God tell us to hate people? First time I've seen it finally...I have found a home not to mention the price is increasing half again for those of use with both services. Omg... I can take the Russian amputation in another comment but this... omg... never gonna sleep again Woah...I thought it cost more than that. And then her husband died under the exact same circumstances in the same house a few months later. No..my team mates are seriously getting worse, several games I have had people die 4 times within the first 10 minutes, even after lane switching. I have people auto attacking creeps in lanes now, I even once had a twitch I wanted to say 41 what about with soup? or steak? I've always wondered the same thing From the thumbnail I thought it was a fish. I can do it, it just hurts and feels uncomfortable. I'm one of those young mainframe people and I hadn't encountered the pain that is the 'COND=' until we aquired another company last year (they're very old school). Since I'm so new I've been been learning from the manuals, bot just from the other guys at our shop. JCL has had IF THEN (that can span multiple steps even ∑( Why whould you request something like that ? So, uh, I'm pretty sure I have enough space on my SD but my playlists and offline songs have disappeared "How am I going to pay for college." ! =D That's awesome cant wait to see you guys back up Seeing them taken out in front of your eyes and shown to be working AAAAs isn't enough evidence? what the fuck did i just look at? Oh man, its been, well close to decade now I think Epic scheme for karma? Somehow I feel like I know you. You are me Oh my goodness, creepy. I grew up in the midwest, I've only lived here for 2.5 years. Wait. This looks just like a red back spider which we have in Australia. I'm now wondering why we have the reputation of spiders and shit that will kill you when America has spiders just as bad Err, I'm sure his message is great and all, but what do you mean by "They could benefit from hearing this"? How would they benefit from it? ( i thought everyone could make this sound. maybe we are a special breed Holy fuck. Oh no. I'm trying to imagine something worse than Skitty. It looks like he has a triple dick me want! Pamela XY Are you talking about the Stinson Beach right above San Francisco? omg look at how ORGANISED he is You are not fucking kidding. I had to learn to aim again. I didn't realize how I fucking strong my stream is. The first time I peed after the surgery, I knocked off a small candle above the toilet. Taco Bell seems to always be a favorite among the Indians at my work ... now I see this oh my god i remember xanga Hipsters, hipsters everywhere Violentacrez likes coins? wow nice speed Alas, she does not, and I'm not too keen on putting my address on the internet, but that would be.....interesting. People actually do single arm handstand pushups? They are indeed 10k's. I wish had dropped my half marathon time to 46:22... I will look for it now! Security guy is having a helluva time in background companies in the US still actually call people? all my initial applications so far were answered by e-mail... avatar hipsters You sure you like anime? So *that* is what her auto attack is? My thoughts exactly. This reminded me that I HAVE PEANUT BUTTER! Which Jesus? Is that a picture of 4 different persons? HOLY FUCK! Pads and bandaids. no... no way. that can't be real Oh man, I had never *heard* of lacrosse when I lived in SC...then I moved to MD.... As of right now, I've only heard that it will be pre-loaded with 2.3 (Gingerbread). The biggest advantage that I've observed with Gingerbread is vastly improved battery life. Also, supposedly the Bionic may have gotten a small re-design since the last initial specifications, so it may actually have a 4.5" screen! I know a guy who can crack his knuckles repeatedly using only one hand. Literally Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack until he gets bored. It freaks me out It takes 4-8 years to get certified as an actuary Wait, so there are mobile networks that are faster than my home internet connection?! Shock! Because nobody thought that he was in Pakistan because our govt and military said so. And when the news came that he was found in Abbotabad near the Military complex, the reaction of everyone was Restaurant workers eat off your plate Complete shock. We were led to believe by Pakistani govt and military that Osama-bin-Ladin was not in Pakistan. When the news broke that he was in Abbotabad, everyone went Nope. This is and always has been my regular account. I didn't actually think about my name when I wrote the comment. Why do half the questions have a default answer? Like military service as "yes"? I am glad I missed both of those threads Japan dude, those guys are crazy Both! OMFG. At first I thought you made a typo because I've always heard/said kattycorner. I was like: that's the cutest wrong use of a nonexistent word. Then upon my surprise, kittycorner is an actual word that means the same thing make that a dozen pretty cute girls, holy fawking shit This deal is actually 4 dollars. State opinion - get downvoted. I had no idea people were so passionate about it Dork-sided? Wat? Wait.. I remember this. This has been a map on Wolfenstein! What episode was this from? There are adult diapers that look like really thick pads. My mom bought them, thought they were pads, and gave em to me. I am so excited for this book. very jealous! One question though... is all of that thrown onto your floor?? i drink a truckload of coffee, but i also drink water, my hubby on the other hand, he only drinks coffee and coke Smoke another one Fun fact: Lo-carb Monster had to be rebranded "Lo-cal" in Canada (or at least in Quebec Where'd they get the girl from? You mean my family and I are not the only people living in Iowa?! Holy crap, it works wait what I'll never see Wobbuffet the same. Oh my gosh! I think we should ask his permission to use I...I never thought of it like this. It really is so many brown bics 8:01 - "That's what a great sword is all about....deep penetration." [Book Spoiler](/b "Honestly, I quite enjoyed Lysa's death. For the pfff I have made l33t connect 4 boards back on creative months and months ago This is going to be my first dub show ever. Why wont she take her top off I have said too much already!!1 Her son? The moble app also doesn't include some of the mobile site only stuff like pull to refresh. I really hope google+ comes out for iPhone soon, because I want to compare it like I did facebook mobile app. (Did you know that the android version of facebook reimplemented the iPhone spinner widget? Didn't even make the connection For some reason, it told me that only one survey could be accepted per user...but I hadn't done it before. is that really even possible I hope you didn't say the "Hell yeah Mother f@$%er to his face", that could kinda reverse the whole extra change thing...although it could be fuel for another rage comic! muk= there are chocolate ones Gragas's ult. Ranged AOE Nuke Knockback. I think that's actually the name of the men's rugby team: The Brave Blossoms. That might be something to look at Is it a good idea to supplement being high with alcohol? I'll watch the video in the morning. Not now I cant I worked at a Toyota dealership for 3 years, 2 of them as a Scion manager and I have nver heard of a "seller's license"... Most I had to show I worked there was a name badge Bush don't mess around. I was gonna say a vintage engi cap, jesus christ i didn't know it was worth that much! a mighty morphine waffle ranger! a badass power ranger but with a waffle for a head. I find that I'm one of the 5% that pressure techniques don't work on, but I has nothing to do with pain tolerance. It just doesn't actually produce any pain i love you. serious homo. cant... stop... watching... kitty... play... in... snow... ... nice try who ever you are I was kidding They did not update the *source*. The latest update in the sourceforge page is 6 years later I played with a guy in low master's who never researches warp-gates. What... the... ....No, I listed Artists that were played on Glee. What's with all the deleted comments in this post? First I was like: "lol wut where da bat at? Then I was like: " Sooooo... if being sexually attracted to men is not being gay, then what is being gay according to him? I knows you're about to eat it. 2 days later and im the ONLY one? that's incredibly surprising Haha, I'm 20. Why? = I'm sorry Mr. Shady, I wasn't aware of the fact, that you yourself have donated $50000. But rest assured. If I alone would donate 50000, the way you did, those were €50000 ($70.804) There's more than one? it's ice so they're like birds? first battle at Destiny's natural, DAT MICRO Wow, you've really never been to any nordic country. Ahhhhhh! WTF?! After reading the article sounds like a runaway holy shit he died Me too! I was filling in some forms and noticed the 9 month difference in the first numbers I don't give the first crap. Nothing obligated them to do anything. They could have just ignored you. No wonder most companies do with people like you around Did your face closely resemble Which is why I laughed so hard when my mother showed me this. I was floored by just how insane she sounded in her letter. An African Religion? Huh? oh wow what a match i'm freaked over being a bigger lady, over what omiyage to bring, about being queer and tattooed... Holy shit. I think that's my cast on the right monitor there Holy crap they get used fast. Holy crap they get used fast. Oh god... I just stopped following /r/pics because of this knee-jerk drivel... now it seems to have started following *me* You were smoking pot, and let cops into your place? That sounds like my 25 year old brother wrote it Little did you know that most people reading this post would be mostly concerned with why the milk is in a bag and not a carton or jug they came in the mail today I think I've just been fortunate enough to never have heard of lemon parties before now...sometimes ignorance is bliss deal. You were dumb enough to stab yourself in the foot? I was his woman wingman! I hooked him up with a few chicks by telling them his heroic firefighting stories and how he broke his neck twice. I figured he'd understand if I was hooking him up with other chicks that I myself was not interested... Your leopard gecko is awesome! so many comments... I replied to this Be careful what you spend your student loan money on, its a slippery slope to thinking that you can just take out more loans. Before you know it, you will be at 100k and paying $1100 a month to try and pay it off before you have kids who need to be in day care while you go to work to make enough money to pay off your student load ... They dress it up? sweet baby jesus!! Female here. Always wondered if even the prettiest girls titties moved like separate entities while walking/running commenced. My titties are no longer space titties with a crazy rotation and a gravitational pull that is borderline suspect! Normal is as normal does, I suppose! Dude, you picked from the bottom of the list. 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Amorphophallus titanum = Giant misshapen dick hahahaha ooooh Waoh, does anyone else see a witch in the window? I just noticed "Got it!" ahhhh i just finished season 3 and now im dying for season 4 wait...so there's a reddit for raping? You do know Coffee costs like 10p to make right? Who goes to Starbucks unless you are away from the office? So, the problem is one government isn't giving up a precious resource to another government for free? Even the Palestinians in the article know this isn't strictly Israel's fault. Nice headline tho. But wasn't he the one that told the court I ate his food? This will probably get me down voted in to oblivion, but I have never seen a whole Harry Potter movie nor have I read any of the books. That being said I dont get the joke or half of the other threads on here the last couple days. WTF, the weed that made me make this was chronic. It's still driving? If everything on this planet(or other planets Wow what a great correlation. Much like the correlation between a human brain neuron and the shape of the known universe ... ... ... Exactly. I thought I made that clear Or maybe not! what the fuck dude... his claw...so close to your eye I think any car I've ever gotten gas for has a string attached gotta say, with the way he was riding, im surprised he wore sufficient gear to prevent serious damage I guess the screen shot doesn't really do it justice, but it wasn't just my first slime, it was also **enormous**. Was hoping others have had similar experiences. Also, I've been playing since February, and this is the first one I've ever seen. Is it just me or does this look like a .. Forever alone image here.. hes eating his whole birthday cake, alone. you can have the original if you want before i shopped in the troll face or even il upload the world to the internetz We could make.. our own porn. .. How many google+ friends do you have? I do feel for women who do have to put up with them. I do understand not everyone can take something. How the hell can you bleed for a year? Sorry, from ANOTHER church? I have to wonder at just how huge these people are. Don't underestimate cats. They want your seed! Satire writing only goes so far before it become terrifying... No kidding. In January I went to Prague in the Czech Republic, and some guy with a glass eye offered me 3 free joints. I took them from him and later that night I smelled one of the joints and it had a horribly strong chemical scent. Threw that shit out; could've been PCP or something Those CS numbers. A pita? That's a type of bread.... That yellow guy's voice sounds like Bender... TELL ME MOAR OF THIS NEW SEASON! What's with this 'First Image/Second Image/Third Image' thing? what the fuck are they buying at Walgreen's???? that costs hundreds ?? ummm We have the same rig surprisingly, I didn't think a 6950 would be able to push that far What is Big Ten? My eyes went literally to I'm glad you're working on those portraits. Those were things of nightmares. Especially the eyes I was expecting an explanation. Holy shit, it's so perfectly matched I can see myself in his eyes Battlecruiser Cloaking Upgrade I'm like that as well. But since TF2 became F2P I've logged 100 hours. Now we wait for rule 34 to kick in HE DOES? Cool! But why did you tell us this was your first post? ...I've only had white or yellow corn for pretty much as long as I can remember I have a serious crush on the updated Elizabeth. ( This reminds me of this blond chick I know who spent ages making Cookie Doe and then realised she didn't have an oven in her sleep out so tried to bake them in the Microwave Why not answer those questions in your post? is this real? I didn't realize the Native Americans had a military When I skimmed over this part about you calling the police and them not believing you, I automatically assumed you were a guy... then I actually read the whole post. I jump around like crazy to avoid snipers when I'm a medic as well. I've actually played medic more than sniper. Just goes to a blank facebook page I don't think you can get more sex negative than this. what?!?! Then how did the first corn come about? *mindfuck* I think you're hot How does that even make it...more good? TIL can't play cash poker online in the states... Oh my god a clean public restroom. I'll never look at dry erase the same again. I am trying to imagine a non-southern Canadian AJ... how... did she have some other accent? Like... Newfie???! What What animal is that? I work at that theatre and I saw you guys That... was simultaneously the scariest and most hilarious thing I have ever seen Fear is how I fall. -_- ... I'm pretty sure one dude was grabbing the presenter by the balls at about 4:40 17 kcal.... We are alway in the future The wobble is that large? wait what... I don't think I will ever sleep again This is the top post on my /r/all What the fuck is with those nipples > They didn't say if the experimental LE mice actually did the maze any faster did they Am i blind or does this ship like everywhere BUT Canada i ate chipotle at a 9 yesterday Ah. I actually never beat.. either game. one or two. has anyone actually pooped from that position though? O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ Kind of a complicated and farfetched joke, but ok Is that.. Is that qxc on the right? I didn't see the ears.. now I can't unsee them I don't understand why anyone would downvote this post. So, from where did you post this? Her arms looks weird as hell what else can it mean? This...this exists? Sorry, bro for not having studied people's biographies enough. oh If I saw this on a server, I'd be more creeped out than seeing the most vile looking creature. I can stop whenever I want.................................. I'll suck your dick for an upvote and how he reloads all the grenades into one slot I'll be wearing regular shoes watching the ones on skates. Which is fine...if your biggest problem with incest is creating deformed children This is distressing That's a sample size over here. it's a photon moving Yes, but before you post your gotcha reply, an X-ray isn't energy. It's a combination of mass and energy It's you Bahaha! Does your cat scratch on the door to get in your room? My cat will do it in the middle of the night and then when I finally get up to answer she'll run away They do?! What is Olmec doing in the corner You look amazing :) I humbly request a picture of you squatting without panties ... that would make me crazy Gas...22 cents a gallon? I wish you could too It's a song he used to look at? It's a poison headcrab from half Life 2... They jump really far, and clamp on to your face... cos ya know... YOUR FACE! *t( I'd rather he didnt. Last week I learned that I have a vitamin D deficiency. I repeat, in Miami I have a vitamin D deficiency. She's about to fall backwards off the landing, and land 1 floor down on her neck. The cold fusion of hydrogen molecules to solid iron is favorable? I KNOW. Huge Spoiler Alert. GRANDMA I remember Starwars Galaxies being like that. If you wanted something you pretty much *had* to buy it from a player. You even had certain people known for better quality gear because of the quality of the materials used and other variables that I wasn't aware of because I didn't craft What. I must know, as well. Where is it?!?!? I just called them idiots because they were in the game almost the entire round and had an average score of 400-500 ? That's very wierd, because I did my 1 placement game after the ladder lock and was placed into diamond But you cant even read that unless the box is partially open Zomg op. I just played through heavy rain for the first time today...with a terrible hangover. That has always concerned me, I believe in ghost and demons and such, and I am kinda scared that one time the thing I will be seeing is real I thought she looked a bit like Rachel Ray What are these things you call "inches" But... the Eiffel Tower... isn't... How do you do that with your eyebrows? Where can I buy one Some great sites, thanks! Don't know what to add .. I'm addicted to style blogs.. Wow, I wouldn't want to crash on that thing Yes, and she also plays Trudy on Mad Men which once again, she looks amazingly hot in. Thanks alot guys :) now i just have to figure out if i should dare doing this or not.. kinda scary to "MAYBE" fuck up a 1000 dollar cell-phone what did I just see I do that myself .. I feel so stupid now .. nobody has ever told me .. probably, everybody's laughing at me People *can* do that? So theres like 10000 people on each server? Where the hell did androidpolice get a stack of cash like that. What the fuck did I just watch Oh shit... Other than the case, keyboard, and mouse, that's the exact build I'm about to put together I willl never call my sister a spunky girl ever again This. Just when you think it's done, the game gets you comfy in your ranch clothes, and then, IT HAPPENS Dude, are you trying to find reason in Minecraft Are you claiming the name 'Wally' can't be translated to German or French? Really? We're adding spirits already... what if he licked your neck I got the impression that they were supposed to be Phobos and Deimos (which would still be bad, they'd look nothing like that). Worryingly, now you mention it, I think you're right and it's supposed to be Earth. That's when it's the hottest regardless of their actual sex. Wow, indeed! I wonder if they'll ever find the body of poor soul who made the mistake of authoring that original piece. Julie finally makes a good point. Japan knows where the US players will try to aim. Solo's knee appears to still be hurt. Advantage Japan I just watched that for about an hour. It's more like I want to see it..... umm...what? was just about to mention this. Thought for a horrible second that no-one else had played this game One time I was at a restaurant and the older waitress started talking about the weather and said tomorrow will be hot and she can't wait to wear her thong. Oh good god we have those in Texas Mine was pretty much the same way, except he specifically asked about being married to strippers. It went really badly for a couple of guys before my time It's like the fight with Shadow Link from OoT This actually freaked me out when I was little. I LOVED Reading Rainbow and watched it daily. Then I saw him on Star Trek & was like "YAY!! Reading Rainbow Guy!! Sooo great!!" and watched some, even though I didn't understand Star Trek. Then, his character on Star Trek took off his laser glasses thing and he had no pupils/irises and only eye whites, which made me More importantly, what was a complete stranger to anyone there doing at her father's funeral? Frankly you could put 3x Jesus Beams with anything and it'd steamroll through. Any reason you chose /P over /Me? Hero AI sometimes uses Arcane Echo correctly and you could get 6 Jesus Beams. I can't believe Quirks and Quarks is still around. I remember my dad listening to it on CBC Radio when I was a kid in the 80's. ...or maybe she ran over 1 lady and 9 cats! Wh... wh... what? Oh come on. You're adorable. I wonder why you got downvoted. what? What does true damage have to do with QSS? Errr... I don't actually know, I've never submitted a link that I've needed to edit. When she was about 14-16, he'd make inappropriate comments about her body. At family parties if her, her sister, or cousins that were female would go to the restroom he'd try and 'accidentally' walk in on them. And if he showed up to family parties none of the girls would go swimming because he'd just stare check out the drought on that one! $927 Out of curiosity where did you hear it? Why are we analyzing Captain Jack singing? Could be fourloko Actually, the fact that you made it *to* potato while counting is the most impressive part. Dude I understand Which is when it is dated... I work at a cinema and have unfortunately not had anyone do this :( i did have some woman ask for a "Bagina" choc top instead of Banana... Did you remember when Major Lazer dropped Gold Dust? Felt like a jet was taking off in the stadium I think I just had a seizure I would be horrified that that would induce a bear-trap jaw effect how the hell does this work? I wouldn't, I'm too lazy Your friends don't love you. An m4 with uzi mags? Few weeks later worrying about one sexy time? Not that active it seems TIL Frank Sinatra died on the same day of the Seinfeld finale and the ambulance could get through traffic in LA because everyone was watching the finale Wow Sorry, man of the night: Spanish Announce Table because you know some shit just doesn't get old There was a SMBC comic about this, but I can't seem to find it at the moment. It measured all the distances that you travelled by foot to get to a destination. Basically, all you have to is walk to your car, walk to your appropriate terminal once you reach the airport and then walk on the plane. By walking a couple hundred meters you are able to travel to the other side of the planet By nature I am a really curious person so almost everything intrigues me, but one thing in particular is chips. Like computer chips. I know this is an extremely rudimentary view of it, but in reality they are just comprised of lines etched in silicon. These lines in silicon dictate all the capabilities and actions of machines. They can store data, send commands, process inputs, and they're just lines in silicon Actually, I believe that it is impossible for one's type to change Well, I'm a German sexy nerd girl, but never f*cking call me a bitch but it's good to see Mark Canterbury wrestling again I see your point, but for me it was always the intention that put me off. And I've always kind of been real shy about my beliefs so anytime the word god is even brought up is an awkward moment for me Are you fucking serious? OH MY GOD.... Holy god. that's like chastising a lion in the Serengeti for going after every gazelle it sees. "You've never seen gazelles in real life before or something that you have to And Windows Vista. And no Adblock. Ok, awesome, thanks! I will probably have to flush her then, I didn't even think about the floodgates! I usually give her about 1gal of water/nutes, so maybe I will give her like 3 gallons of fresh distilled water.. I know real flushing I would need like 15 gallons or something crazy, but I don't really feel comfortable doing that and Skyrim is in the world map. Oops..caught my tautology. Still the description sounds very scary...up to 3 gallons of gasoline in a cooler... Thanks, that's what I'm hoping. People started talking about signing up again minutes after the exam--I wasn't planning on taking the MCAT twice. "....and for SOME REASON didn't destroy it." The worst part is that he took more years What kind of sword is that? ((((( THUNDER! try playing that with four loko. worst decision ever Look at Jaedong's minerals when he's harassing with 2 different muta clumps. Holy shit... For me it was 1) Open door 2) Dios mío, ¿alguien tiene cagalera mental? Evet. Bu zamanına kadar Türkçe biliyormışın, hemde İngilizçe gibi okiniyormış aklında! Ne garip where can we buy tickets I'm sorry, I've never read anything by him, can't help you out. Henryk does an amazing job with characterization if that helps out at all. My professor had one kid who copied the answer key exactly. "Answers may vary," was one of the answers. I WANT TO SEE He said 2001 he went into a coma I hope you didn't pull over That guy is super attractive Yikes, small novel ...right because that's so "dangerous" Some co-workers an I looked into renting one along Selby... it seems so FUN... until you see the price. ALL of them?? You deliberately wrapped your lines before the physical cut-off...but there appears to be no code... No question. Get it. End of story. ok, that's what i though, just making sure s/he wasnt experimenting on me I told my friend to go for a proper fitting and she came back like i had 37 link karma yesterday 1998 called and asked for their cpu back I'm not sure how the gun will help when you can't hear if i didn't think it was ironic, i probably wouldn't have made a damn comic about it "It features flame sensor." ... does this mean it has gaydar? You guys sure are grumpy in this thread. Never used it Negative; he never got to finish. Unless you think his mom praising him for his dick size would push him over the edge. This video seriously needs more upvotes. Enlightening What makes it not believable? I will admit most of my beef with the kids is the ending theme. It's...pretty obnoxious. Totoro I'm probably making a bigger deal of than necessary because I loved it as a kid. Generally it's still a fine dub, but it's got a couple moments that make you kind of go Buds? Where did you see that? I wouldn't leave me boyfriend if I started making more than him, I'd be fucking proud of myself for achieving that, and then take us on a holiday. Just have to go from having currently $0, to over a million... soon he likes dressing up like a woman Since when does """saving someone life""" means "Becoming a man" what the hell does "being a man" mean to some people Pic was prolly taken during 'carmageddon' , but thats just a wild-ass guess. How long did it take you to trace your hand? I've eaten crickets in Japan. They were prepared in a sort of Chinese-like style and were sweet. We've also eaten what is called "kani-miso" which the dictionary translates as "miso-like paste found inside a crab's (and arthropods in general) intestinal area". I picked 4 too! Spoke like a true Rave- .... How the hell did the U get over THERE!? WHAT!? Netscape (and christianmingle.com) I don't know why, but for a moment (judging by the thumbnail) I thought it was a german trooper from the 40s with a ghetto blaster Did...did my cat teleport into your apartment? Seriously, that looks EXACTLY like my cat. ...Well, at least now I'm certain don't understand crazy wait a second... not only is this thing two stories tall, you then SET IT ON FIRE? Huh? Why would they have electric wheelchairs in grocery stores? I bet there are people with no idea who Jerry Seinfeld is either Oh really? Damn, I always thought the Megaman Legends I played on the PS1 was the first one *views username* I think we should forget to invite this guy people. Catholicism! Bottom left....1,2,5,6,7 QuietTravels.536 and...I'm not sure. sc2ranks hasn't updated my profile in 20 something days and I can't check battle.net at work :3. This happened last night though around 7:30, I wanna say. The player instead of saying "gl hf" said something like "lhfoun" which I responded to with Dude that's so far from common knowledge it's not even funny Holy shit. I want to be a woman now to experience that kind of orgasm. Unfortunately, it's only available in Chrome... unless one of you guys might be better at searching Google than I am??? | O_O | | its kind of long, so be PATIENT Ha. Your cake almost looks like a pope hat over that It's pretty weird, since you can just go to any university library, poke a student there to get you logged onto a computer and then download all you need for free People wear perfume to exercise? I sent a picture of my balls to this guy. Granted he was being an asshole to a friend of mine by asking for nude pics, so I guess I was actually being a Good Guy Greg? yeah Wow yeah that is a great album. Her pussy looks so perfect... An that ass... Don't get me started! Sounds scarily like faith, to me But... they're both female? Wait he's gay? Yes Chantelle? What the FUCK. Which guys? Which guys? I am How do you even fill 48,000 bytes with a sorting algorithm? Are you hardcoding a sorting network? Lmfao do you really consider this story crazy?? Why the hate? I loved the thing you linked to regardless! So pretty Julien? I just moved out of there 2 months ago definitely.. We've all had our epic comebacks. I had the team pull/suicide a few champs away from the nexus to give a couple precious seconds and i melee'd it down......with maokai Seconding the lamp - but wait until you move in. Some dorm desk furniture come with built in lamps. But one dorm I moved into had NO room lights whatsoever so the lamp was super necessary as the only source of light. Dunno if that is normal or not It's back up! A little more than a 90 minute wait to get back in. everyone one the chat kept calling him an attourney...... Can you ctrl+f any *mod_* thing? There should be some module. Both are super cute You were serious The "facts" about *what will happen in the future*!? There is no way in hell that is not a troll. So thats a Cheetah huh... I mostly lurk on the dev tracker until something interesting pops up. That and try to post on good ideas to dilute the negativity so many posters have to well... any ideas I knew there was something behind the 600 dollar price different One of them has it shaped like a down vote. Not even chocolate ice cream? Today marks my 30th day of non fappage (started June 20). Also wasn't as difficult as it could have been. Had two wet dreams in the span of the month, one of which was a day or two after having sex (twice) His ex-girlfriend was raped and he had to "be there for her" Lol, you're welcome. When I first saw her, I had to google their relation. Nothing. They're...evolving People use the default chat channels? You did this with worldedit? WoW. What's wrong with that? That looks like it could rival a 5 star spa...such still, cool blue water, soft reflecting light, private walls, seemingly absent of creepy sea life MAYBE HE HAD HIS OWN PC? I recently got an ASUS Sabertooth 990FX board with a UEFI. It's very nice, although it detects my tablet as a mouse and uses that instead of the actual mouse Fuck-ception. they do? ...Eat it... You make me look like a lightweight I did this 5 mins ago Oh dear word. Really? `mount -o rw,remount /system` is too much effort? He also has 200 cars, which he keeps in a pyramid made of glass. Fist post? Those teeth scare the shit outta me Hmm, I may be on board with this. I shall be watching. Wow, we have the exact same taste in games Why does the fat kid in the first column look like hitler? Yeah... I guess I will have to catch up on the Harry Potter movies after all Holy hell, no "Honey, could you move the coffee table so I can vacuum?" How is that a spoiler....? It's just his name, and Wyman Manderly is mentioned in the first two books. That was my graduation too! still watching Gus was on Sesame Street? woah that vod is sooo old How about some terminals to turn the Wow, that sounds medieval, what did you replace it with, a Deskjet 500? I would if the UPS guy was ever at the door by the time I answered it Fuck every thing about that. WTF is the point of a cross dressing day? Haha! It is! That's Daisy. And it's really funny when they peek over at me when I'm sitting at my desk. Sometimes I have to put things to block them from watching me. It seems like you were just following their suggestion to me 360 under the leg over some dude. my face -> O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ I zoomed in to see what was so NSFW about the cat and got an iPod screen full of penis. thanks! ...d'you say something? The mark up for these is crazy! I hear some retailers are trying to get 275. Box price is only 98 ' there are popular SN's here ? You mean he grows up to be a loved and respected author, blogger and family man who hangs out on reddit? Wow You just blew my mind How the hell is America not known for having bars? Bars aren't even *called* 'bars' in Europe maybe its not just any regular drive, maybe a regular drive does not work in space? who knows, you got me intrigued now You're the owner? I have this right next to my desk Clicking repeatedly to kill stuff in DA2? Woooooo, you can save 8p. Definately should have bought it before that sale ends. who did you play? i don't remember anyone with nipple tape jesus camp? It looks like they switched the pictures for the primary weapon and secondary weapon... Why did you have to be naked for it? Yes yes, but why did he have to be naked for it? The fuck? oh no. This is too familiar for comfort, right down to the girl calling her boyfriend "my love" and him using the phrase "not bad." *That's* how you would push the buttons? why'd this get downvoted why would you want chicago thin crust when there is chicago deep dish wow i didnt notice that oh god she's a sociopath I have no idea what you are talking about Looking at the thumbnail I thought the chalk art was going to be the waterfall going down the cliff; as in the waterfall wasn't real but the cliff was. and why do I want to watch more? webbed tits why is this downvoted? DO NOT WANT Jesus Christ, are they real? Hahahahaa, aww, now i feel bad. I kinda just jerked away, apologized, and walked off. At least he has a story of some weird freakazoid girl Says fapadeus I have never pirated before Great, Im never opening my curtains again Wow, somebody went "DOWNVOTE ALL THE THINGS" on this post ~~either my hands are really small or your are fucking enormous dear god no... Thought he was on vacation. How does this even happen? No matter how high I get I can always tell, either by physical symptoms or my senses are messed up. Am I just not smoking enough? As someone who is 6' with an athletic-thin build, I'm 175. It looks like an illusion Interesting. I grew up in Louisville and moved to Tucson for a few years and then moved back. I visited Phoenix a few times while I was in Tucson. I wouldn't want to live in Phoenix. Nothing but strip malls. This is definitely the first post in the thread to get a mixture of So is anyone moderating r/terraria? Or is it like a rogue subreddit? That's strange.. on greemangaming.com it says it can be played on Windows XP but on Steam it says it can't News to me as well Looks like a freakier version of Space Hunter's Overdog. People still torrent? So if he slams one end of his staff into the ground and sits on it or something, if he ults, would it end up in his ass or would he just be very high up Because... Macs Maximum speed limit in jersey is 40Mph? And the guy was looking at getting a 1098? linux can download anything mac or pc can. the operating system has nothing to do with it Hey I have the motherboard and ... printer Save this for later.. Yeah I'm lucky but I bust my butt My mouth just felt watery. How wrong is that? 8th grader vs. grown man...... There were no public schools during the founding father's lifetimes I love the chameleon mob concept... but on creepers!!! Protoss OP during beta? What about the 1food 2 armor roaches? ... Did someone really feel the need to go and downvote every comment you made to this thread? what if i don't wanna come down but would like to stop being paranoid? BEFORE this needs to be put in r/lv426 en realidad no uso mucho los SMS, antes probablemente sí y quizá por inercia sigo instalandolo. Ahora sólo uso twitter. $52k for the top 3, $20 entry fee, looks like a really big event, long time period, finals in Vegas next June... something to follow for sure Somehow it never occurred to me to nest those It's listed right under the video I opened it on Linux and was able to read it cold bongs are so much harsher than hot bongs imo. for some reason, my throat hurts more after cold bong rips than hot bong rips Bee stings. Never had one, never want one. What if I'm allergic? I might be reading into this but i only just realized.. Clover = C^offee Lover Of course there's a r/bridgeporn... how could I forget? I don't understand... why is this getting downvoted? I finished my last qualifying match for 2v2 random, and was greeted by this Holy crap. As fat as kids are getting in the US it won't be long until we have 5 year-olds menstruating. :( Imagine Toddlers and Tiaras with a bunch of PMSing grade school girls. That is brilliant I would bring Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony together...UNBEATABLE this isnt funny...this isnt funny....this isnt funny... BASTIAN! Wait, raised drawbridges block water flow? Here, have 71 upvotes for your one-word answer. guys, check out the very first episode of the series. When Aang is explaining to the young kids of the southern water tribe what airbending is, it seems like a polar bear dog is lounging right next to the children Or about the time you learned about the pink sock i stopped reading at "waisted" ugh Howww are you getting that much support from that thing So saying stomach breast is considered sexual harassment in Japan? I died a little inside knowing that a lineup like that would never reach my part of the world all together. Seriously, so many hip hop legends in a row Get your knob squished by 8 pounds of screaming mass. That's friggen legit If you want I can email you the .PSD file? They only feed once a month? What the shit am I looking at? I feel like I'm on E.T. the Ride at Universal I hope that wasn't her mother on the phone. Really? You think so? How did so many people suddenly turn gay? I get that same look. That's just not fair. on the basis of some anonymous redditors making accusations...? #######QXC is 2-0 and IM sends out a no-name Terran? I thought someone said it's a beautiful campus. I don't want it to be a secret should have taken the picture a minute or two later when it was even more Never heard of Broken Sword? I always thought Xeno meant alien Anyone notice...he is wearing WHITE boxers?! People on the internet *lie*?! California? This seems unlikely. dont blame us for alabama. wtf is the title? i can't read that shisse Did you eventually find him? That is so backwards! And it also explains why, even though I got the same sandwich *every day* one winter when working across from a Subway, I had to go through that rigamarole every time. I've always assumed you were a female Ok...then verify your claim that 86.3% of academics make this argument Minus the green grass, that's what I'd imagine Venus would look like after we tried to terraform it. Woah, you, like, totally blew my mind, bro... 49 minutes later, he has 96 points. I woulda guessed china...They have some crazy buildings with hundreds of people in 'em I grew up in California. I went on a trip to visit my grandparents in Montana and was shocked by the absence of anyone with more than a few freckles' worth of pigment. One woman actually looked at me with pity and said, "It's a shame you have to go to school with all them colored folk." Is anyone else taken aback by how much of that thing signing memorabilia is pure muscle? what the fuck is going on 154 upvotes, 1 downvote I can only hope to have that kind of progress. Yup, it's being worked on right now.. should almost be done. He had to replace my axle, too Appa has five stomachs... At the space center? Not the first time I've heard that Incestion? What was the second and first? If the engie has backup, what's the soldier doing trying to solo an entrenched engie anyways? don't blame Alabama for ghettos. Well they're all upvoted regardless My mind feels violated wish .. what? you're the one who said it I don't see the problem with new stuff at first i was like ... O_o but then i was all Is anybody on the team even out? No problem! She looks a lot like one of our kitties - easy to say because they're both all black - with the funny little chin and big does lemonade go well with cigars? I had a teacher I'm grade two, Madam Desjardins ...I would shit myself if that happened to me. Why does an electronics company have rights to a superhero? 4inchesoffury!? best name I have read all day! upvote! and how often do you go up to chicks and say, "Hey, I'll give you 8 inches...it will be 4 twice, but that's still 8." Never? Oh...yea...me...either... Wow, this is a much more common thing than I realized Session 9...? Is that the one about the clean up crew? Where is this Holy shit, really? I had to take an ambulance ride a few years back after a horse made me smash my face into a tree and fall off, and that was only $350, which was thankfully covered by my parent's medical coverage from their respective jobs. That was also about a 15 minute ride from a ranch out of town to the city. Though I live in Canada so I guess ambulances are cheaper here ...Where do you get $2 shipping? I overheard one woman complaining about having to learn Spanish in high school; "Why should I learn how to speak it? So I can talk to the janitor?" I moved away from where I lived in Connecticut out to Colorado, just a few miles outside of Boulder. A few months later I open the paper, and find out an old friend was the famed Colorado University rapist of 1996 I was talking sound quality Holy crap, your dog is going to vet school? thanks, you almost forgot the hipsters didn't you? there could have been trouble if you forgot the hipster .. oh hai sorry i accidently posted the wrong link its silent hill homecoming :/ try 1, 2 , or 3 homecoming kinda sucked... if you wanted to try it Amerikaner haben nen echt abgefuckten Humor. Ich find's nicht witzig, wenn Leute ihre Haustiere quälen. Was soll daran witzig sein? agree Isn't a hodgepodge of Scottish, Irish, and assorted regional English accents exactly what a "British" accent would be? What... the... fuck. I'm paranoid of cleaning or oiling the blade, so terrified I'll mess up and ruin it Is this how nightrider came into being?? No central A/C? What is this? A third world country? americans If your parents are the kind to try to drug you and then dump you at a mental institution by lying to the doctor, I think I know why you had mental anxiety. Why is everyone making these whooshing noises? This is kind of blowing my mind. Chex Quest was the first "modern" computer game I ever played. River Song. Well that list got awkward quick. "Hey Shelley's on the flyers now, and Boogard is... lmfao I didnt even finish.... cheers to beers! ...FYI the last panel was the guy deciding to drive away and never come back?? .. dont ask Everyone's telling me what I shouldn't "try to say" White lighter That's a fountain? Any one else seeing Forever Alone guy in the text? "Karma is amazing" What is Wirefly and why are the phones so much cheaper there than from the carrier? wow, such a huge difference that make up does I was waiting for the bus and it was pouring. I didn't have an umbrella and was getting absolutely soaked. This guy with a massive umbrella who was also waiting, walked up to me and said "Hey listen, if you want you can share my umbrella it's easily big enough for both of us." Then before I could answer he says "Listen it's not like I'm gay or anything, actually just forget it, sorry." I live really close to Paul's Valley and had no idea this was there Girls don't normally enjoy biting? tastosis does the exact some sort of thing whoa... Bonitis. So explain why you think it's so "strange" that a known criminal with a long (for his age), violent rap sheet *could have* had *::gasp::* **TWO** guns instead of one. Can I come with you I see................ The... flute... I'm horrified and at the same time curious... for... science? So, did you watch her strip on cam? I gotta be honest. . . I didn't even know people were supposed to be able to see their mons while they were shaving When do the girl...oh...nvm. I happened to do something very similar when I showed a bunch of kids my penis. Similar effect...but I think mine was a bit more traumatizing. really? Some of these are hard I lost over half of mine once. Granted, it happened in a hospital. Five minutes later, I was in the ER being prepped for surgery. I guess I got lucky. Just a way to have fun did you take a screenshot of your clay just in case you died so you could post about it on reddit? but lincoln's face is only on one side From now on, any time I see a woman with this hairstyle I will secretly be thinking "...She has a loofa in there." Nice to see some of my favorite webcomics represente-IS THAT NAKED KIMIKO ROSS!!?!?! what? Arab, specifically? My sister was just pointing out to me the other day that Harry parents were only 21 years old when they died Why does Ginny look older than Hermione? So do you start drinking every time you open reddit...? Just lost 2 hours of my time At least the paranoia is...you know...smile at everyone or get killed to death by a man with mole hairs blowing gently in the wind HEAD far too big for body... How do I save this post. Turns out it was actually ''death threat'' ... a few days later a laugh was had by all... I see it. Daaaaamn. I just wanted to leave the convo with something positive but i guess you are touchy. You need to smoke a little more kid. And I have no idea how I'm supposed to get a boner with my vagine, but aaaaalright? I remember one version where the ogress the prince is married to actually cooks up Sleeping Beauty's twins and feeds them to the prince. Dear god Since when does pornhub have CP? you haven't read dostoevski then... uh.. yuck. A vector image actually gets more precise (perfected!) the BIGGER it gets! I thought I was the only one. I can't tell what the scale of that piece is, but that cone/bowl looks massive! I get my tetanus shot on the back of my upper arm Did I see some Capoeira moves in there? American humor... I just... what?! "democratic republic" is a vague term, however, as is "the people", far too vague to use them as part of a premise establishing a principle as its conclusion, imo. There are a couple of ethical premises relating to the use of force and majority opinion that you skipped over, too, however, but going over those would turn this into an insanely long discussion How come ? I'm ashamed to say for the first 2 panels my brain thought yous had no arms and matchstick erections A pig eating a pig, eating a pig, eating a pig The first Radiohead song I ever heard, besides Creep, was a live version of National Anthem, the SNL version if I recall correctly. That iconic baseline kicked in and I just couldn't believe the music that was hitting my ears. By the end of the song, my mind was blown and I was doing one of these Christine? Wow, yet all the videos show amazing graphics You see a hug, I see a grab and a bite damn thats a pretty bad mistake Wouldn't that involve...drowning? Damn, just damn. Well it's easy to get there, I've heard.. but I was very stupid. I brought my own from Jerusalem Guy sure reads fast. I want one some people only have one and others don't have any Wow - That's like an option side of extra chips at McDonalds! When I've seen the video a few months ago, I was like " How old was he? Your friends tried to kill you. these eyes... What happens at 0:40?!?! wow...I'm really really high right now and I think that clown may give me nightmares. on a quantum level, it actually has. in the 4th dimension, if you look at me, you actually see me from the second i was concieved until i turned to dust and everyhing in between at the same time in the same place. think about that WoW :o I don't ladder. I clicked on the fb link expecting to see some old lady in a bad costume...but she was actually pretty cute as opposed to all these modern, greatly written shows? no, seriously, what are YOU watching? My friend just installed Reason 5 a couple nights ago, and he's running Lion. christian -> catholic -> irish catholic I was watching the gingervitis episode of South Park when I stumbled upon this here. Oh gawd. Now that I think about it, she was acting rather... Suspicious... I haven't finished the game, but I loved the game even if it was overhyped. There was the problem with the spawn points, but is that really why people hate it? I came This photo is so 3D.. Such incredible tournament! I enjoyed it immensely! Good music, excellent casters, and really epic games with a breathtaking finale! mm, yeah, I dont really care about a thank you; I just dont understand when people give me strange looks when I do something nice or give them thanks, i.e. at work I always make sure to hold the lift if I see some one close by and the response I get is "Oh, ( um.... isn't mesh see through? I was all Sowas habe ich schon öfter gesehen. Finde es auch fragwürdig, dass das niemandem auffällt Stifler?? Geddes and Observatory FreeDOS is superior to a BSD derived UNIX with an innovative GUI and native support for MS Office and Exchange? holy shit... ...that... is not even close to context. oh i understand :( well some other snakes eat eggs, crickets and worms... i dont know which ones tho Looks like LeVar Burton was the one taking the picture. 125 dollars those rolls are too big bro This post really creeped me out because of how similar it is to my current line of thought/level of cynicism, and the age WASHTENAW and Geddes. O_ There is weed EVERYWHERE. I think I might even have some behind my ear. lol found out the previous owner of my house died in my room soooo i can relate just wanted to say that the run was really impressive. For a decent bit of the beginning, I thought that it was a TAS yeah... I'm sure they would have eventually gotten around to it for the sake of the character, but then geordi laforge never got that luxury. I suspect, had tasha yar stayed we would have been subjected to more... ugh... *intimacy stories* revolving around a certain "fully functional" android. I have seen a similar reversed gif, but it was a cow that was being made when i started using reddit in 2008 - i used to check every page i commented on everyday - took me months to realize the orangereds were replies How...how is that noisy? all seeing eye on skateboard reggie was part of the illuminati I...uhh....damn it...you got me Ssssherlock_Faget...you ssssssuper ssssssssslueth. Tractor tyres... HI, i'm chinese and has just graduated from my university which located in Beijing. It's an exciting thing to have a foreign teacher here. However, most of us have problem in listening & speaking english. That's why we keep silent in classroom. One minute you're a 9th grader with a level 99 sorceress on Battle.net, the next you're a "responsible" adult with a house and stuff.... twenty million people Because they all look alike. 2 days or 9 hrs later Is that bitch at 1:15 summer glau? I am literally drinking the same exact thing... She's popping out of that top Very cool, but where do your legs go? Are you kidding me? Wow... I'm quite miserable from normal bites, but that sounds horrible. I definitely wouldn't expect my advice to work in a case like that It's a live webcam! Silly ant, it's too late to make SkyNet...you'll have to make something worse. I... would actually buy that what What the…? Wth I just...what did I...um...but then... HE'S GOING INSANE.... Wow. This is sick! Thats what I get on single player I don't really lie to kids... I mean, short of telling them something is gone when it's not. But I'd feel so bad if I lied to my son, he found out, and then his trust is perpetually damaged, however slightly. I want to know this answer, actually we're your friends, we're not like the others uhh no. Ask anyone that actually knows him djwheat has been casting bw for years and sc2 since the beginning How many boss's does she have? you should xpost this in r/creepy Why is there blood on your face I dunno. I had an electric toothbrush with a cover for the head. When I leave it in the restroom, some kind of yellow crap deposits started to develop inside the cover. When I took it out of the restroom, it doesn't happened anymore. what's fan service? I didn't realize he said mouse How long have you been saving these articles for? Why'd you click it then!? yeah. The thing is. If its NOT setup time it takes longer to get to uber if you only heal the heavy. So often i've gotten "im building to uber" response as the excuse they use. oh my god you are beautiful. yes they beam quality tv shows to the sun Wow, we're just now finally starting to see Crysis maxed out with ~60 FPS. One thing I don't understand about the article - *"McGehee Secondary School is predominantly white, and 46 percent African-American"* - so 54% of students are white? Or did they count all the asian and hispanic students as white? In which case the school wouldn't be predominantly white. Or are there no students of any other races there other than white and black? Wow...your caloric intake for breakfast is mine for the whole day I was surprised by how much this looks like my custom Shepard Why are you commenting on a 4 month old post ? It's included in New Testament Bibles...? Just what is going on with Heavy's face? cerealbox eyes are watching you reddit. Does this solution continue to work past 3 molecules? Rob doesn't really look that overweight. His arms actually look even bigger. My Reaction: "HAHAHAHA... oh... Son of a bitch... Hey! What are you trying to say? !? Hey! What are you trying to say?! I think I'm gonna have nightmares about that angry harpdarp face jesus that sounds horrible he is terrible. He actually cheats and still loses Is this a repost? Acid hunter Suddenly, I feel completely talentless. DAYUMMMMM THAT'S A LOT OF TITTY Inner thighs are just fine? Didn't know until they nerfed it that GP's active gave him a free BF sword It is definitely beautiful. Simultaneously, I am unnerved by the fact that I HAVE TWO OF THESE MONSTERS IN MY FACE. I think that was kind of the point... I cannot explain without spoiling plot here. The movie on the other hand was completely awful. It plays it in such a way that they fast forward through the points from the series they wanted to keep the same and then just animated different action scenes and character personalities to make a movie from a different angle when you reply on reddit you should click the reply button no valve no valve Any advice for wives with nagging husbands? How did you find that? Watch Day[9] Daily 100, hear story of young kid in Vegas... wonder if this is the same situation I agree, but it's something new. And it makes more sense then =O cause you might actually go you could have probably posted one of these a day and reached infinite karma What about infinity divided by zero?! ...as if you watch numerous interpretations of what hell must be like? wow .. thats a seriously weird and hard to read design I did not expect to click any link on this thread's comments and see a place so close to where I live. A small forge. It claims to get hot enough to do castings and even forge welding. I'd get the Larger one if I thought i'd need the excessive heat How the heck do you manage that in 7 minutes? ...like a virus... Oh my God, that specific episode gave me nightmares for like a week straight! That blood guy was so scary! lowball + sweets = quick sale Jag råkade klicka igenom till aftonbladet och läsa kommentarerna: Yet ono is fine? Is this the original then? You have the same glasses I do. Dear God, why did I have to google that? I'm commenting so when I review my posts, maybe in a couple months from now, I will find this and be amazed again. Holy crap. He looks so thin. it could be a fantastic shot if you would have some kind of a thin line below these two rusty screws (joint?!) so it would be seen as a face. i mean, like this >>> Wow. It's so pretty, can't stop looking. It was worth a try, non-USA third gen ninja 250's have a prime and no off. go figure that one out Unreal i dont get it do you have to pay to join this anyone else think of Aliens when watching this It looks like he's seen some action. His boots are blood stained Daniel Byran: BURY ALL THE THINGS I'm not saying there isn't tribalism in there, but I don't see it in the bits you quote So... that's it, then. True photorealistic gaming So in the USA, when u get a DUI, instead of loosing your license they give you a special plate? Wat? We've had those guys around since we first evolved the idea of gods or the supernatural. What on earth makes you think Jesus was *first?* Does anyone else look at this and think about how hard it is to bend paperclips into symmetrical shapes Does he really need to curse that much in his videos? Promoting... "The Smurfs". What happened with LGBTGonewild? Can't get to it until next week? Check out the baby, when you see it you will freak! ( SLENDER MAN Wow. Luckily I've had no problems with getting an IUD. Then again, I was 26 when I asked for it. Perhaps they thought I was old enough to decide that I didn't want kids at that point in time Like you can? I have coulrophobia and a fear of fast food mascots...why the hell did I click on that link how did his right arm get on the left side of his body?? How the hell do you remember your username? i.... don't think so Have you read /r/LeagueofLegends for the most part? Sounds like the direction we're heading in Fruit by the what? Why would you put it on your foot? That rug is as big as my house saving a cat from getting hit by a car The number 23 What kind of non-meat do cats even eat read title Engineer's forearm is as this as her neck i want a maple syrup donut now "What's NASA? I used to play the tuba and student grade was like $6,000 and up I would never do it, but that doesn't stop me from encouraging other people from making stupid mistakes I wouldn't do... Slenderbrine Diamond pickaxe more like it if they are made of obsidian, it would take 15 seconds to kill them you know what, this makes sense! with smart phones such a mainstream thing now, will videos go vertical too?! does that make Daniel a social media hipster? With that troubleshooting, I'd have to agree that it definitely looks like both the mobo and CPU are dead. Something probably went bad on one of them and killed the other. I guess I've known enough Jamaican people in my life because I could easily understand all of that without the subs Good God. The quality of the Pixar animation and the human being on the background made me think the second picture was in real life Jeez, how old is your son? I personally can't stand it when people don't actually spell out words when they text. I mean... what's the point of a 160 character limit when almost every carrier has an unlimited texting plan available? I always thought the only reason people txtd lyk dis wuz 2 keep da msg shrt as pssbl. Its magic. I don't know my gaydars always been awesome I had the exact same reaction to every point before I even read your post I'll duel you for her ...did you just offer her a job as a prostitute? Hufflepuff Hi Foxy Shazam has been featured on like 5 different commercials... They're more mainstream than every band on this thread combined How the hell does someone downvote that My my... now that's just dandy... and he's still streaming... Holy freak y'all, you guys pay a lot. Its magic no, but you know what else isn't socially acceptable? Missing lessons and then never talking to the person who was giving them to you again Each account gets one change, did you use yours? Cause i still got mine That question is illegal? I'm asked that question on a large amount of job applications I fill out. what-the-hell. This is one of the best shots i think i've ever seen I can't help but think you are Garth Trinidad pretending to be a regular Redditor. You're in my division too then! Our division is pretty happening, I have 2 real life friends in it too Last one looks a bit like Pedobear! Nothing.... Once, I almost pulled out the car keys before having parked, just to "parallelize" Oh hey there fellow DC-metro SA! Quick piece of advice -- don't turn deduplication on on your iSCSI ZVOLs. Or, if you do, *never* free the ZVOL once you're done with it -- there's a bug in Solaris/OpenSolaris where it will have to parse the entire ZVOL and 'restore' any block hashes it used in the dedup scheme for it while the server is still hot. This more or less blocks the entire ZFS thread and you will lose all IO as it happens. I lost a SAN(fortunately not production) for 24 hours due to this one It's the router. the laser arcs It's only .02 because it's ALWAYS-ACTIVE with 40% cd. ALWAYS. You don't know abuse until you see a Kayle who's got that active every second you see her. you read the whole chain four times? Oh, so it has been done... It's not fair that she can sue for unfair dismissal when she didn't advise about her conditions before hand What if most of us were at 0 but a small percentage had a ridiculously high number. Funny..that's how I get into bed. Good one mate! That must have taken time. dude.... Meerkats and flamingos are all I can ask for. but we need to keep buying the gaming items so they'll keep supporting esports How'd she pull the sheets over her head if she was in sleep paralysis? UNLESS SHE WASN'T! AND THE CREATURE WAS ACTUALLY THERE CLIMBING THE BED why not?! dear Bob....It is beautiful I *think* they would too, but I don't know how they'd respond to this. I don't know their opinions on atheism or how much they know about it. I'm trying to prepare for...well, everything. The recent news on the redditor whose mom and aunt tried to kidnap her daughter because she revealed her nonbelief have really revealed what lengths people will go to to see their god worshipped. Wow,there's a sub-reddit for Star Trek? I <3 you STICKERS It's easier to plug in drunk than sober Wahh these are amazing Their stuff was seriously amazing not sure if clever, or autistic... If it's on our cable box's, we just fast forward through the commercials. That pick is HALF his height I fucking shivered when he appeared at the top of the stairs Why Animals? well...his shirt does say "Dead girls can't say" and im assuming the last line is "no". that means: the artist portrayed him as straight and a creep funny how im eating some ferrero rocher right now. i swear its the best candy ever invented Really? I thought they were just sugar pills. Shit you're right. I always loved D City Rock, and somehow they made it better... so why are you giving yourself an IV? Or that spoiler could be full of stars Actually surprisingly enough, I go with the short a on Nasus. Who the fuck would pass up on that? Boston -- so I've heard Oh man that would be terrifying. Especially if you see your number. Like it's at 50 min left to live so you start heading towards a hospital. You get on a train and there is a delay. While sitting on the train you notice that everyone has the same number as you. good god, women hide a lot under that make up Wow now I can't decide on what to do for my consular...Miraluka or Cyborg who uses tiffs these days my wife You crazy kids... Wait...you willingly went on a gay cruise? Listening to it and so far, its really good Omg, I tried it, it worked. I wish I could upvote this multiple times; jesus you took the words right out of my brain matter Roach only ZvZ and he's _seen_ his opponent go infestors? Why doesn't Caillou have hair??! Mother of god those hips! Interesting as always... I'm just curious, what would you think if you found out that the plurality of people purposefully looking at you end up spending the vast majority of the time staring at your pant legs? I know I do just that primarily due to the combination of your skinny legs, bowleggedness, and choice of extreme slim fit and was wondering if this is the effect you were going for. I used to find your choice of fit unappealing, but now I think I like it. (On you... I could never pull it off as my thighs are approximately twice the size of yours it was 6.8 degrees this morning So, in a way, god and Adam were the first same-sex couple that produced viable offspring. Or so you thought I used to believe... Did "Reboot into recovery", reboot with the ANDROID_ in the upper left corner and then continues (again!) to the blue guy inside the blue circle up to the old CM7 stable..which works as usual...why? Taxes don't buy safe and pot-hole free streets (check tax-code) but I won't get into a political discussion about it with you. You'd probably whoop my ass and count that as a win. But something caught my attention. You said you owe taxes. Sounds like a rookie slip-up! I'm not surprised it migrated with all those jewellery changes, especially as early as 2 months It's like pron for the eyes. Same thing I thought Just wait till the Blingmines Dat Soraka has like <3 items and <3 farm ...What? you bone him? If he was clever, he wouldn't be a preacher Hahaha yes, this room was ridiculous. The sense of accomplishment when you complete it is only rivaled by completing some of the levels in Super Meat Boy (oh my god that warp zone to unlock "The Kid" was just brutal Hah.. sounds sort of scary.. I'll need to get a head lamp then I thought 'organless' was a typo. Then I looked ( I can see why you would need a whole week for that................ I agree. ***20?*** so much awesome. I'd be just as happy with 10 but hot damn, 20 new games on my handhold console? I can see why that wouldn't corner so well Haha, a little like the book Morrow is a trooper. I fell asleep to his stream last night around 3-4am. I woke up just now around 9:30am and his stream is still going! He's still playing! How can you be sure that really matters? I couldn't agree with that last paragraph more. Maybe I should've had you write this post instead It doesn't even look real. Thanks for your help, personally I can't stand the standard Gingerbread buttons however from the feedback in this thread it seems like I am in the minority THAT SINGED!! FUCKING ROCKS ASS!! I wonder how it would've looked with the Riot or Surfer Skin Hwowza can't tell if it's spelled perjury or the way you spelled it. I see it. wtf Donate what is reasonable for your income level. $10? ... it's enough to make a statement. Come on, this is all of our country... OMG I just realized the Stikkit guy was my high school crush...( They are rather sizeable A serial killer on the front of the Daily Mail in the UK was shown giving a Duck-face... A serial killer on the front of the Daily Mail in the UK was shown giving a Duck-face... A serial killer on the front of the Daily Mail in the UK was shown giving a Duck-face... A serial killer on the front of the Daily Mail in the UK was shown giving a Duck-face... the hell was going on Haha. This honestly how I feel about it. I dislike alcohol and other substances so is what I'm doing all that bad in perspective? Or is by thinking that it's okay to take these opiates just me trying to justify my addiction 304 views, 894 likes? What DBZ character is he supposed to be? Flying bear claw heavy? WTF you look like Craigery Morgan Jack the Reaper 3 for a dollar where I'm from and that the imitation ramen. Better find a better store Crap, and I actually agree with a lot of those proposals I'd hit that Great job. Though, they must be using an ancient computer system because I haven't seen that program in a center before I had a 13 game win streak, stayed in gold after the placement, lost 4 in a row, the opponent of my 5th game disconnected, and I was put in plat. Hmm...That sounds pretty sincere. Well....Thanks. I think I would say that it means that most gods don't exist because in most religions god would smite people for starting there own religion. However, it doesn't disprove a deistic god and therefore, in theists eyes, means we're still wrong Yeah Ive bought items in the game... sooo many keys Oh wow, I didn't know he was so ashamed of Pretty Odd. I do like Nine in the Afternoon, Mad as Rabbits, and That Green Gentleman, but I can only handle it every so often...And I mostly only like Nine in the Afternoon because of Rock Band 2 Nice photoshop It took me a year and a half. I want your name. Wow, I just now caught the typo Dal as in Indian dal? I've always enjoyed dal in my favorite Indian restaurants, but I've never thought to attempt making them. Celebrities can still die!? also not a good reason but I digress it's actually been in the making for quite a while, with jeff bridges signed on I have the same bedspread Oh wow... WTF. I was wondering what the hell you were talking about, then he ripped off his flesh. You had a dog called "Cat"? For a while I thought the cats outside were killing each other. And then someone told me they were having sex. ¯\\___ ( That's creepy. That's a distressingly hairy ass crack. wait, this isn't the standard way One of the senior RNs in the ICU said she had to stop herself from assessing people on the subway & believing that certain ones were going to die soon I just can't see myself dropping the internet entirely As much as computers do for us...They are nearly no where as powerful as the human mind in creating logic, emotion, thought and feelings...A computer can't do that.....yet She has 17,780 videos, plus a second channel with 2,744 videos I see feet in the back..... What the shit, I smoke erry single day all day and I just get it free from friends.. oh god .. look at what got picked as the thumbnail pic What, to Ellesmere Island? You can do stupid shit like pistol spy and still top the scoreboards against really bad teams I don't know... I just broke it open and there it was... Valve buffed the heavy so hard you have to *choose to play badly* to get the assists achievement. Who mids with Mundo GGGod, SSatan..... Want OR IS IT?! 128GB for me! I didn't know Asimov said this This is me and my partner every single night. How can books be more expensive when they're free? Gas pains? Shippensburg? I started downloading Harry Potter 1-7 in hi-def this morning, It started at 2kbps.... 40weeks 3days 15hours 4min 3sec Gravity is limited by the speed of light? Did you italicize just the exclamation point? I live in Texas and have yet to see an open racist Maybe you can help her have some type of permanently scaring accident? And i'm saying that in 4 years thats never happened. The system wont do that automatically. If you're tethering it will however remove your unlimited data plan. But thats something all together different. We all do it here a dozen times a day. So no, no it wont. But think what you want. You being someone who doesnt even have at&t would obviously know better than someone who works for the company. Silly me Blocked at work for "adult materials" He's staring into your soul only time in my life I'll ever upvote the post of a guy that says is the only time hes upvoting a comment saying "fuck off faggot" I didn't know there were any. what is she doing Oh my! ...What a freakishly large child! How much do highschool textbooks cost? I immediately had Sandstorm in my head while I watched that. Serious question: what makes him hipster? ** Uhh... uhh... dear lord... I have a half-sleeve in progress of mermaids, and an art nouveau backpiece. Was at a pool the other day and a guy in probably his mid-40s came and sat beside me as I was sitting on the steps of the pool. "Nice tattoos, what do they mean?" He got I know what you mean, but the things that made me it's beautiful Ah, so you're talking BIG boobs. (Please, no one take offense to that! I don't mean to come off as offensive!) I never knew they didn't go bigger than DD. Wait... how did you thaw the *turkey,* then? That is disconcerting That is disconcerting Mine says that too Why not just leave the image open in another tab? Wait hold on, how the hell did you get a 545 deadlift in 6 months of training? You need to like...do something big with that kind of absurd progress I feel like i just saw my school's soccer team training session. We did everything in that video. Every...little...thing. Kind of interesting to watch, didnt learn much from it I have the weirdest boner right now...... Wow, that is small Hey and welcome to the awesomeness of r/gaymers. I'm still waiting on my pokemon white to come in the mail average is around four, from those that i've seen. 6+ tends to be a Husky means "kinda fat" but not "fat fat." Hope that helps kanjiman got DQ'ed in round 2 How do you tax health benefits? was it really 6 and not 8? >THE DOG DID IT. Thank you! It really troubles and confuses me that this was the top comment. I think i saw this in Clarksville This should have NSFL label. I She mentioned John Wayne who was born in Waterloo. She meant winterset. Unfortunatlely the only John Wayne born in Waterloo was... Well Gacy. So people connected that together and got an " oh no...hopefully she has a purse, cause I don't want anyone to think about where she has stuffed the bills-n-coins Galleries like that make me wonder if the cops ever browse deviant art just to get an idea of who to put on a watch list Sorry it took me so long to get back to this. How to approach her? Slooooooowly. Introduce it a little bit at a time. "Hey, I think I'd like you to be on top/hold me down during sex." Then "Hey, I'd like you to tie me up" etc etc. You might also show her some D/s stuff (porn, fan fic, whatever she's into) but again, don't drop a whole lot of expectations on her. Domming is difficult. And it might not be something she's into (and if it's not, know that it's totally legit to break up with someone based on sexual incompatibility. I wouldn't date a vanilla guy Such shitty friends Oh... ok. That *is* scary. Holy crap! Love the Spanish version. Tried it English years later it just din't cut it. Personal opinion No. This is new to me On the fucking sidewalk? The world "multifarious" comes to mind, but only if it actually has something to do with nefarious because cats, which I normally adore, are starting to creep me out about now with their multitudes of nefarious activities including slipping through openings like mammalian sludge. Andromeda only 90 silver hm, as much as i dont like the cops.. i think its better to get these cars off the road. in my country, you have to check your car every few years and without it you aren't allowed to drive. Also if you do some major changesyou have to check it, what i consider to be too harsh... but holes in the car and so on...? I'm not sure if you're arguing against my point or not I called HP for a printer problem (Note: NEVER buy a HP printer) and I'm pretty sure the guy on the line did the same thing the women on the 2 sides are the same people. Yes, wouldn't want to distract the police officers. the "honor code" link there links to a ted talk rather than to, well, an honor code. Did it smell? I totally get this. I game as well but I'm not nearly as competitive as my boyfriend when it comes to gaming. He will get angry when he loses and throw these little temper tantrums and then go into silence. How the hell do you drive pizzas for 7 straight years? You could have gotten an associates, bachelors, and masters in that same amount of time Oh god, all those "narwhal bacon"ey people accosting me on the street I need part 2 Kyle Reese. Sergeant TechCom, DN 38416. Makes me wonder how many people have had sex with houses Yep, pot for sure. I was just glad the blow didn't show up Figured out how it works? For all it's worth.... I completely regret refreshing the page... you can make this a bubbler I got to it straight after I took this, had to set up a whole scaffolding system, the bottom was 1 block away from the lava lake. It feel strangly good collecting it Mowers can do reverse? That doesn't sound like the best idea... I laughed my ass off picturing this. Were I in your position, I would do it without hesitation. ...although, what if it fits? I'm shocked... I mean, actually... fucking... stunned... I don't believe a drop of the evidence, because it makes no sense, but an upvote for the try This takes the idea of realistic pokemon battles to a horrifying level. I think I may have seen the Funk/Jack match on one of those old ass Insane Clown Posse videos Captain N called, he said "Holy fuck, what a bunch of sell outs" In an In The Court of The Crimson King album, I found some campgian flyer or something for Richard Nixon It...still looks like a photograph up close... I felt violated just watching that There is only 2 songs.. maybe 3... Ive only got friends who play Halo and CoD. Any time I talk about computer games like LoL or SC2 I get the 'Wtf? Your internet's a top wut? I don't even... why? But how did they get there Yeah I am in Winston, and WoW traffic was throttled so bad about half a year ago that I had to quit raiding... he took a long break from tf2. but he is back now and has like 40 vintage items and a bunch of crazy stuff that im like OP is so high he's a burger awesome.... purely awesome! Haha! I don't think IdrA will.. but he might.. 1..2..3..Wait.. THERE'S TOO MANY! Neat & sexy! Thank god, was expecting another launchrock Why the fuck is it sideways? Dude are you sure she's 2? I myself am one. But what's the point? Anything news periodic from the band should - and will - be posted to r/music. Unless you want to obsess over Wayne Coyne's hairdo or something i watched this shit when i was high heavy's expression: That would be 4 control groups in BW. Woah Why was this downvoted? Yeah, I remember that too. White-Ra Haha that's awesome! I'll go to great lengths to hide, too... as in, crouching at the bottom of the stairs to make sure they can't see me through the little window beside the door. And crawling behind couches and stuff because I'm worried they'll look in the window and see someone and be like "THEY'RE HOME! KEEP KNOCKING!" Even if the blinds are closed I'll worry they'll be able to see my shadow. Nature is amazing...... my wife wants to go... dear lord, help me What a rack on Nidoqueen Do you think people can only have one account? Can people not make more than one account? Now I want this in the notification bar This thread is too meta for me. no can't see it... no not yet.. nope...still no..don't even know what i'm supposed to be looking for!..nothing...no............... bYyYe.jpg I was thinking of the fanfic too and was all WTF Sooo many names Did that black growth just blink at me? 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Might be a dumb question but I'm curious on your take - there is no superior race correct? Every race is capable of beating another, its just really dependent on the player right? Sure each race has a special ability, for instance I think the force fields that protoss can implement to trap then use storms is pretty OP LMFAO! I swear, I've seen sooo many barry manilow's greatest hits album...I also see it everyday in my collection Interesting, why is he against it? (Been meaning to read Freedom Against the Machine) -- I was just saying that since I've heard that [must follow NAP] thrown around in here a few times I don't think anybody needed a flow chart to tell us that Koreans are good. ¯\ ( Reset!?! Who has their bandwidth reset these days That's never ever happened to me Woah look at all those bubbles, like rainbows and sunshine in a compact ball of goodness! 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Maybe I'm wrong tho, and there's some math mathematical thing I'm missing and ESPN knows this and I dont Isn't that line used in TF2? Yep. He even lit some incense so we'd know what pot smelled like. 78 GB?! I thought I had a lot with 110 MB... Where did you get 1.7m? It clearly says 1m. Am I missing something? I thought I was the only one... Bubble Bobble, although I know I played Mario before it but this is the first game I can actually recall and remember moments of playing (borrowed the game from my preschool teacher In terms of impact, not intent. It doesn't matter that they are too late, because the mailings are false in themselves. I wasn't siding with the Koch brothers on this That is gorgeous! 2000... I dont see it Thank you, scientist ent! I'm definitely going to go out and get both flavors...I didn't even know they existed! That's some vile tasting shit. But, nothing else is like it. I can't believe I've never seen this before And her hands and feet are black... 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I have the new Samsung one and I'm already selling it... Wanna buy...? Honestly I never considered Silent Hill an "asian horror" game, even though it's Japanese made. The main characters are mainly caucasian (cauc-ASIAN Just like the planet. Just a speck of dust floating in the wind of everything. .... OH my god... I just realized how small we are " Are you telling me that you think 3rd world housewives are concerned about the fact that they have to do the driving for a week if their husbands are gone? my parents lied about my residency to get me out of our shitty district. A girl was actually knifed on campus. She went to the office for help and the principal told her not to bleed on the carpets. Thanks for the explanation! ... really I had no clue She's in him Well I wondered this when I was an exchange student there. I remember everyone kept asking me (the blonde foreigner) for my blood type, and after like the fifth time I started wondering. "So what's your blood type?" "Uhh.. I guess it's O- or something." "Oh definitely O-, you seem like it." " I literally shivered as I read that comment. Drive through bank? Why is a BttF reference getting downvotes I'm not just talking about the fact that the roaches are stuck behind it, the whole hatchery looks like it's sinking into the ground Yup if you pay £10 quid a month or have an unholy large balance you get the service that used to be standard. That....doesn't even look real. or was it murder? Obviously denying gold-selling, item-selling? You seem to think that the working class is somehow in power not even a helmet I just gave it you TIL "y" is not a vowel in English This was 4 days before I was born. 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In aircraft, nuclear reactors, ships, submarines, spacecraft... In the instance of their early boosters, like some one mentioned already, they had lots of issues getting the engines to run properly together. Because they were not successful up-scaling the A4 design, they simply attached multiple engines together. AFAIK they still use this system today. Where as the USA used fewer engines that were built much larger. The Russians did try to build a moon rocket, IIRC, one is rotting in field, some were mothballed and four others blew up on/just above the launch pad at the Cosmodrome or experienced other failures. They had 30 main engines... Same here Where in Canada are they charging $50 for fatpacks? My local shops only charge ~35ish. Never gonna happen with (most) gay dudes either I misread this to say "Cracking my mother's fucking back after either..." I was He kicked me, in the crotch...with his steel toe boot. Not like a sissy kick, he went full force. I don't know about you, man or woman, but if getting kicked in the crotch full force with steel doesn't send you into a blinding rage, something has got to be wrong with you. What can I say? I went off...Guess I wasn't thinking about his future much. I was being attacked by two people and one of them was wearing steel on their hooves Indeed. *GASP* ...they swore. you played with saiyan? wait.. tripod is still around? It is?! pockets yess, i may have ommited that detail At first I thought Missoula was a ghetto way of saying Missouri. dude, I just had a dream about these things oh is that so??? I don't think it's that intentional.... I had a very similar experience at my BJJ class, the guy I was rolling with was about 130-140 kilos, I am 73 kilos Thats my middle name and its an old passed down family name Shit I hope not who the fuck is the guy on the right ? "Nautilus" is what I would call her... She's beautiful I actually don't know what colour my curser is ...even if i plan to CF it later A true Christian would never do such a thing. Everyone else should not be offended by this. Therefore, logically, this scenario should never take place.... I already do it in games. You're the one that needs to try it, because you obviously haven't. Or you wouldn't be wrong Red Dead Redemption: Guitar Hero edition? Holy moly that costs a lot of money for a t-shirt That prairie-dogging baby-head is the *creepyest* part of childbirth, IHMO. The head is blue and the baby is not breathing...it's like mom is giving birth to a blue-marble lawn ornament. Then, *then* the nurse cranks the head 90 degrees and tugs with both hands and you're just expecting to hear a **pop* and see the nurse fall backwards holding only the head. Not that I've lost sleep over this or anything... I used to live 2 blocks away but now I live about 10 minute walk away. ()( I'd give her the whole damn thing, fuck the tip. It's one of those, you know.... gremlins. I just don't understand why there'd be so many knives and why they'd be left in him... did like no one notice this comment? ...We were meant to take breaks? Ugh....I'm 27 and still noped away from that in a hurry. So he raped you? his expression never changes i dont think anythings wrong with the texture since when you dig up some grass the blocks are surrounded by dirt like normal but then after 30 seconds or so the sides turn into stone. *suspicion arises* Is your Riot tag real then she may have done something to your neighbor's car Yeah I seem to encounter similar stuff a lot, lot of zergs will baneling all-in and when it gets scouted and doesn't work they're like "Terran EZ" it's not even 5 Well, the thing is, they can't arrest him for video taping them. That's why they called it obstructing an officer (I think that's what they said, its been a couple hours since I watched it Possibly. Another reason might be that you haven't really used 30GB, or maybe they don't use calendar months for bandwidth calculations. Hard to say - that website was recommended to me by a friend when I bitched about how bad JCOM is - can't really verify the information posted there without trying each and every provider out, but I chose my new one based on that list and it's smoooooth siling (hell, I still sometimes get surprised at how fast stuff downloads and not just torrents either - the other day I got a 1.5 gig demo off Xbox Live in about 15 minutes or so, which means my average download speed had to exceed 1.5 megabytes per second to work with construction...and a bit of electrical engineering. im trying to do a double major with Construction Science and Engineering (mechanical), the way of the work load im dealin with, i might be goin to do a minor in Engineering Lol, I see 5 evo's How do you know their penises are identical? You just changed my life Dog probably saw a skier. 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This is what he said, "those morals don't change, just the interpretation" Wtf why is there a web that says "some pig" on it? On a serious note, did you not attempt to build a command center by the 12 minute mark? And I thought that part in Saving Private Ryan was made up. So you assume all Catholic priests *must* have seen and participated in child molestation? Good story but NSFW grams are between 10 and 20 (20 for good stuff), 40 to 60 for an 8th, etc. ounces are usually around 5 times the cost of an 8th (because maths :B), but local clubs might have special deals. for instance, club i go to has a deal goin on right now where white widow is $200 for an ounce That's probably the worst thing to do in Barcelona Tyler oakley and Johnee follow you! You're famous! .... what the fuck was that? I mean, of course when i think of John Cena I think of 1950's gangsters? The Chosen one, our prophet I would NOT want to be in that storm In which case it's child support. 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Bean backpack from the 4th grade Wilfred is real I hope your past work experience has prepared you for this. I must wonder if you've worked for Andy Dick or some such character i cant tell if thats a good thing or a bad.... Oh my gosh... I felt like the guy on the left the entire video long.... windows xp? You're tagged as 'Crazy Pagan Dude' in my RES. Just thought you might enjoy that. I thought you were joking about the burned guy when you responded to my comment in another thread. Then I read some of your comment history. You can't like metal and dubstep? Awesome! Is that the same as this one---> >Weight......what? Wait... **I'm** in Canada. I noticed, there are older posts that just magically appeared too. Holy.shit the holy grail I'm not comfortable with this conversation anymore and think I need an adult. anyone else see the face in the ice beside the pup? holy fuck that was beautiful Oh god, do I know you? wow you are super attractive! I didn't realise this was a lady-boners submission me want I think your getting the downvotes for the monitor This is so awesome Mommy told me daddy ran away! He was hiding in her this whole time? Me too I'm a computer science student in India and my class has more girls than guys. Oh. My. God. Never even thought of this. Too bad the claws look so weird and look like hands holding the claws Holy crap that was actually terrifying to just read and imagine Based on actual events! I have never thought of Bratislava to be that expensive. They look a bit out of proportion. i was surprised when i learned this but i found out that in my sub rural Wisconsin town about 1/8 people don't have internet Best I've seen are the ones coming back from Iraq. They left as white Macbooks, and come back tan/red. I find a way to get the top case replaced, chipping or not. You should see the insides.. I can hibernate my PC laptops indefinably. My mac can't/won't and if i try the battery fails and is to never work again Free Actually you have nothing to worry about. I just graduated. where has you dad been for a few months srsly imba yo Well, as much as I love this show. If I had to chose a least favorite one I would agree with you about 'Over a Barrel'. Not only doesn't it appeal a whole lot to me (I'm not american so I don't really care about american history), but also the fact that the whole plot is rather flawed and the whole thing is fixed when Chief Thunderhooves is hit by a pie... Only thing positive is Pinkie's song (which they for some reason doesn't like What the shit? OMG looks ike Pandora from Avatar Wisdom of the Ages referring to the existence of the Silence? Holy fuck I just realized I played against him last night too astia n-au chestii explozive de precizie ? At least it's not just me. That is so fucked up lol. I would never sleep again. It gets SO MUCH WORSE with Scheme/Lisp Wait, is that right? Ten bucks for 4 songs? I haven't purchased any dubstep tracks yet; I've just listened on Soundcloud and Youtube. Just wondering if $2.49/song is standard pricing. Oh, nothing's wrong with it at all! I'm just saying that's what I would consider "short" for girls. I guess I worded that poorly before There's "invisible" match making rating, that gets lowered everytime you lose match, and increases when you win. In a nuthshell. Points dont matter in that regard. Actually I dont even know the purpose of points i never thought Mel Gibson would say something I agreed with... I think it'll be around 8 total Steam tends to leak from a Valve..... wait a second... I love nature but this seems a bit too extreme show of emotions towards it ... what the fuck just happened? I only ever see you with a UMP. Actually, I just re-read that... I sometimes scare the shit out of myself on this subreddit Why is your weed white? What...do you blow into That's more than I make in a day That's weird Did not see that coming. Haha. I've almost done that before It has all kinds of languages. I'm Australian... what did you type in to find this image? They don't. Did you feed them small children? In what way? fashion? and what hobbies would that be?? How can the newer bones be deeper down? Are you... me? My white father changed his ethnic status at the Social Security Administration to Native American because of his sheer hatred of white people his eye switched O_o -> you don't laugh at *all* rape jokes? how much fast food do you consume I've done that before, liked a wayyy old status. The only reason why I even saw it was because it popped on the right side of the screen when I was messaging. It was funny and I commented. It wasn't until later that I realized it was from the previous year. Now if that option *wasn't* there... So you think he should play keeper? Who are you guys? I went to school with her too! This IS the experiment! Wait, *what?* I thought I was up to date on the debt debacle, but obviously not. I thought the super congress was suggestion that was promptly voted down, but it is actually happening? I think I now need to make a DF rage comic... That is rape, girl At first I read those as sets, as in starting with a 2 plate widowmaker. I don't remember when I last saw something as retarded as two ranged AD bot. Wow that's dispiriting. I recently started going to the gym, and have been enjoying myself, but this sort of attitude really makes me But that means... that means they were hiding somewhere in the house Haha that's actually exactly what happened when I looked at it It does say "Built on WordPress-based system", so maybe it's their own hybrid/clone sandbox? Macbook...laptop..what? Oh my God. I have no idea why, but until I read your comment, I thought he was throwing a stuffed animal turtle or something Yes, yes he did... Haha this makes a lot of sense. 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It'd be awesome if you could finagle a Redstone system that would allow you to enter coordinates and have the board do it automatically Burt Reynolds and Adam West odd my insurance (full coverage) for me is only 1300 a year. i have a brand new 09 cbr600rr too. and im only 22 Oh my gawd yes... that stuff cannot be unseen i am not familiar. Holy crap. I haven't been on a mission yet. I'm working right now towards getting the money to pay for at least part of it (it costs $10,000) and I'm also preparing my self to be ready to preach the word. In school back in my home state of Oklahoma, I had to deal with ignorance a good amount. Luckily, as time passed, my friends would have their questions answered, would respect that I'm Mormon and try to see who I am. Of course, there were rumors that would spread about me being gay for not sleeping with any girls or whatever, but that was easy enough to handle. I'm in Utah right now, which is mostly Mormon, so I don't have to deal with ignorance nearly so often, though I still get the occasional facebook post asking bizarre questions (for example, someone asked me if I thought Bigfoot was Cain living in Utah. Yikes Hmmm....It's weird how there's a lot of these kooks making outlandish claims in hopes of selling books....it's almost a conspiracy in itslelf. Must be lucrative. Whew, thank you. This truly honestly gives me a bit of a relief. I also guess I should thank my mom for the OCD gene for my overall wizard-like list making and over-organized attributes haha. When something enters serious mode, Im usually right on it. This though, isnt exactly expected so I was like Ugh... that was quite an experience. My roommate was totally insane. I'm scared to say anything further, because maybe it was you..... what the hell is wrong with your baby Militairy time references things as "Oh Nine Hundred". Ahhh, just a coincidence then. Maybe Kotaku stole it from you... "It felt like he was looking straight into my soul (though most females claim I do not have one... ._. im sorry. i didnt know that But then....what counters Polar Bears?? I always thought it looked like goatse How do you know (s)he disapproves of pedophilia? Holy Shit. OP here. I posted this last night thinking that no one would even look at it, and i check reddit this morning [6] and find that my karma jumped by like 600 (not trying to brag it was just fucking surprising Not anymore, thanks. > Was like...WTF did you do.... ... of his headstone? Wut? I never thought it might be random and they say *war* is hell ( Those open? I was expecting "Ice ice baby..." or "Stop, Hammer time!", worse case "Never gonna give you up..." but damn, he got us good. It's like answering a question "Have you seen the remote control?" with "I like pickles... and jam" That is terrifying. I only hope nothing like that will happen to me. In a staff meeting, we are heatedly discussing the direction of a new product and my coworker, trying to make a point, goes to say (loudly) "not to beat a dead horse" or "not to blow this out of proportion" but he mixes up the phrases and says "not to blow a dead horse!" I'm all Apparently I'm still a child... except I type like 90wpm Wut? If you want to become a professional novelist so much, you might first consider learning how to spell it... Holy shit So, James, Lily, Lupin (and Sirius?) all lived for a few years off of this fortune, and were still loaded enough to help support Harry for all of his years at Hogwarts.... What on earth did the Potters do to get so much money!??! first google match 2 years? Wait Messiah is back?!?! I obviously like the show as well, but if I had to do a video critically analyzing the show and its fans, I would be much harsher. Some of the writing is downright horrible. Some characters like Princess Celestia are way too mono-dimensional and unrealistic. Some of the decisions for the show are downright cheesy and lack any entertainment value like throwing pies as a form of weaponry. Of course it is amusing that we see ponies throwing pies as a substitute for guns then watch Pinkie shove a pie into her own face a few episodes later. Did she just metaphorically shoot herself in the face? I think you need a new friend.... Thanks That one dot just disappeared Good to know. The only reason I was slightly worried is because in Miami it's really hard to find real lard. The most I have been able to find is partially hydrogenated lard or lard that contains hydrogenated soy bean oil. Guy needs to drop a zero on the asking price! I thought it was surely a typo until he repeated it at the end. Yours didn't drop until puberty? .... Historical hottie? B===D - - Well Foure told me to Post on this... Are you talking about the look of disapproval face when it's incorrectly formatted? This is the face: ಠ_ಠ but sometimes it comes up as Not to mention that it's missing its lower torso, upper arms, and neck! This is creepy beyond all levels 8000,00 Why do Gas Stations sell Beer? They Drive wow, the internet has totally fucked my brain. I was thinking "gosh, is he sad because he can't masturbate to her now that she called him "dad?" Consider my mind officially fucked Maybe you were about to get your dick blown....or about to blow someone's dick They always look more white to me Were you after a handjob, sir? I have never heard of bums pretending to be the PPA, when has this occurred?! is that arthas in a marine suit? There's far too much gooeyness and moisture... I was born in the mid-90s and I had a game and watch My hard drive doesn't even hold close to that is that a J of straight kief!?! (pizza) hut the hell up... Yeah...that's crazy heh *nervous look* Secret Naked Malice AVERAGE LOOKING??? Looks great to me, although I did grow up on Starfox 64 Not always What smile? All I saw...(boing) urr........ i don't want to click it but its so bluuuuee Are... are you serious?? Thanks for that, i thought it was the Bengals at 9-7 and the browns at 3-13 for a second. I was about to rage You accidentally checked in all your emacs temp/backup files. 5 hatches before 9:30 If you have any sort of decent GPU and get low FPS for whatever reason anyway, this won't help you. It personally doesn't matter what my video settings are, I'm still going to get drops to 40 from time to time. I was having a constant FPS of 30, no matter what my settings were, until I uninstalled the game, emptied out the folder, and reinstalled it. People who are glad to get 25 are probably not very sympathetic though. So......FLUFFY. That's complex math! What kind of gay men have *you* been hanging around with? Yes... ministuns on every attack? Photobucket I mean, I don't get angry at them for anything, it just comes off that way. -- Positive feedback? ( I don't even... That's... really scary In math class last semester. Large lecture room. I had to sneeze, so I tried to make the sneeze somewhat discreet, unfortunately my fart was extremely loud. I was like O:. There was a brief moment of awkward silence before the professor continued. I still hold out in vain that no one knew it was me, but they know. They all know It's... been a verb... for a while... Is that the official translation of "l'enfer c'est les autres"? It's horrendous I feel like it's the opposite of that. Whenever I have full health I always manage to dodge skill shots even though I don't need to. The second I get into the danger zone apparently I'm unable to dodge anything I MADE this post in reference to the shitty state of our government Thank you :) I really don't get why I've been downvoted so much It's almost like corporate America is playing good cop, bad cop with us. The Democrats are the good cop and republicans are the bad cop. But both cops have the same goal it's a mount within a mount I'm pretty sure your entire reply is either wrong or irrelevant Second top rated comment: "All of the water in Hyrule passes under King Zora's balls" violentacrez, just wondering, do people actually enjoy looking at /r/picsofdeadkids? How did you even think of making that kind of subreddit? Karthus ult... I don't play ranked because I don't want to people with overly serious try hard assholes, like you What's with the huge number of people going to Silverwood all of a sudden? > how do you put on shampoo like a boss? America still has factories? （\°□°\(O_o_o_o_ You creeped me out a bit because I used to do something really similar. I used to do the same, but instead of just staring at myself motionless and blankly I'd have little conversations with myself where the "me" outside the car would know everything. The "other me" would give myself advice, and contemplate deep thoughts, or stuff i'd seen etc.... What if the pyro where to right click on the candles Holy fuck! Not... enough... pixels... Your teacher was OK with Jimmy just throwing himself out the window? no. fucking. way. i just started watching this 20 minutes ago. （\°□°\ (O_o_o_o_ my god the arm hair! how is it possible to rage in minecraft? （\°□°\(O_o_o_o_ This stuff is going way over my head. I used to look at people's screen, the skill tree (looks like they fucking use half the skills or some shit), and go, "What...the...fuck?" and now I understand. I still go wtf, but still What is *this*, exactly (from)? Hey congrats man! Your MMR must have been super high to get promoted all the way to rank 3 gold the best kind In the *forehead*... Oh, you did? Sorry, I somehow completely missed it You mean Penseive? That landing Talk about nightmare fuel How on earth did you not scout the banshees if you were going on 3 bases? That one's your own fault, man. ((( it's sort of a pun on tree-people, weed people... get it? huh?! I like all the negative votes and comments on the video " Okay. Wow. So, did he win? He looks angry Don't worry, it's not like your downloading from PSN. ;-) It shouldn't be tooo slow to download them, unless everyone jumps on the ten right away at the same time. The cross over the legs + face expression. (((((((((((( I just looked through your comics and i think they're all pretty good. I skimmed that part and thought I read something about still being able to go back whenever I want Oh wait, you can search on this site? Maaaagic. Was this taken in a prison? Heh. This reminds me of when I went to eat Vietnamese food with two of my friends, one of whom is Asian and one is middle eastern (I'm white). The middle eastern girl didn't know how to use chopsticks and asked for a fork and when the waiter came back with the fork, he slowly passed me the fork. I'm pretty sure this Corpse construction? Anything? Huh...didn't know that. It's Herobrine coming to get you oh god no. You seem to have some weird line-wrapping issues I read that as children instead of christian Looks a lot like Shyla Stylez to me. WOAH! You chose a great video for this. Of course! I'm usually the idiot staring into the bong cabinet. $15K Now that you say that, that's all I can see too If Wolverine is there, you won't be safe from Magneto (Also, wth doesn't chrome think that's spelt wrong? Skype isn't designed for emergency calls. I've been washing the outside part of my body my whole life, that isn't going to change. It sweats and smells gross (Note: Must trim tonight) if I don't. I just always thought the vulva meant the outside. Did you tell the manager..? ... She looks like al pacino. I don't want to see the barbells warping when I bench... or am I warping? Nice fish. The wiki cant be wrong... i use it for everything Uh...right. But what good is a pistol going to do you if you get beaned in the back of the head Ents!, At a [7] and I just teared up because I want them now more than I ever have in my entire life. Upvote but... perhaps I'm just not reading right, I don't see a cussword in that This game is literally on my list of top games to play. It never got boring And the best part is RIT decreases tuition by increasing it! Really, they've said that a few years (every year?). Wh-what? I think it winked at me at the end... Maybe we already are... There is something under my bed I actually did it, then again when the cd got broken since it was so cheap I can't believe you had a goddamn helicopter derp When was this taken? Look at all the CRTs Thanks. [= I have been trying to find an eye doctor who has the equipment to look at it, but who also takes my insurance. Seems there are none around here and the first eye doctor lied to me to get me there. /= I think I am going to try to make my appointment with my old eye doctor and just drive the 7 hours to see him. Then atleast I will be able to relax knowing that I don't have to get the back of my eye cut out He said baby... How did she get out of the room with the TV pushed up against the door? I'm lucky to get in at $15 dollars at McDonald's for two medium sized meals. hydras vs tanks? I have no idea what to do with all this money now I didn't read this, because I don't have too much of a problem with girls. Of course I don't get as many as I'd like, but one or two a year isn't grounds to complain. Maybe I'm the asshole Honestly, I've never seen O'reilly so calm and collected I thought this was a joke until I went to Startale's Liquipedia page... wait, what? That still doesnt answer the question. Say, "Oh no, I missed." You look like someone I just met last week. Crazy I'm positive thats what it was, nothing more than pageview bait...but there are some people on various Phins oriented forums that genuinely agreed with the article. I dont understand how - but hey...to each their own so how does this work? Sitting on the toilet in the condition described dont go hand in hand at all for me Woah, Introvert = being a dick that can't accept a simple compliment now ? After you have met a couple of foresters/drivers, you should be What the hell? Are you stalking me? I know. I look mostly white even though my mom is full blow mexican, she's pretty light though, all of us are but I'm your average Mexican chick, short, curly hair, caramel skin, able to speak spanish. I just am a nerdy and stereotypical year old something liberal. Can't tell if serious or retarded Sholuldn't have read this at work Um, never png usually has larger file size since it is loss less... I think I blacked out and became a hipster there for a moment. My apologies! And just think, if you were born in a different part of the world and were brought up to pray to the wrong god, you'd be out of luck. I have a 3 wide version, that is quite a lot of circuitry I want like...TWO of them! That baby looks scary with those black eyes Could you show us every day when you go home for lunch? Had a drunk old lady pull up to my drive thru and after a long, tiring conversation of me trying to understand her and me giving her my name she says "Now Shannon, don't make me get out of this car and love up on you! I'm bi, don't you tell nobody!" Wait.. BE are offering telephone services? I'm currently using a BT line to connect to BE as my ISP, this is one time I would of wanted an upsell e-mail! 98^98^98^98^98^98 Oh my Gabe... if they have DOTA2 achievements that unlock TF2 hats/items... 40/25/72...that looks like soo much fun Wow!!! I think I'm going to hit up Ikea soon! I thing she was caught by the wind Lawyered I'm buying these My little pony: Friendship is Magic dvds for my... uhh.. little sister... WTF? Oh GODDAMNIT, too many things that day! This sounds awesome TIL there are speculums meant for babies. A black man was rubbing my leg in the london eye,england.I was 12 Yeah its kinda creepy when people do that. Same. I used to drag them before I still have ZoE 1 NOOOOOOOOOOO! So many balloons you need to pop 7'7"...? That's creepy. Who says "faggot around in my workers" any way? A game of chess? Some have said so. Oddly enough, my eyebrows draw the most attention for people. Why is a foot holding that sign? Problems solved every day up in it FifthWorld StaTus WaY tO GOOO_O_O_ and syphilis... I'm pretty shitty at gaming history, but from what you're saying isn't every single characteristic the reason why they're well, fucking over powered? So you admit that you're alive, and live in a world! GOT YOU KNOW YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! If it didn't scare me so much I probably would be. You can't pull 315? And cookies! Do they do this to folks who leave the church? I've had friends have guys follow them to the train station in The Valley and then follow them home. Ppl! Dont stare into the wheels too long, they can perform Legilimancy Who would do this I swear.. am I the only one who sees nipples? haha I do this aswell. I then realize that if I was pickpocketed and didnt find out until i checked, what the hell am i going to do? Im fucked. Its basically a pointless check but I still do it haha, I've seen similar at Subway. Order a meatball sub, on the whitest bread, with double cheddar cheese and bacon. Then get a diet coke and declare that they are on a diet Once on a train into the city, a very drunk guy got on the train. He came and sat down next to me and I stared straight ahead, really hoping he would give up and leave. He kept staring at me, and then started talking. He told me how pretty i was, asked for my number, etc. I had a boyfriend at the time, and made that clear. He was like, **"If you were my girlfriend I would impregnate you fast so you would never leave."** I'm guessing less hair would be to your advantage.. You know so you don't get distracted and focus on other things.. the expression of the birds... i could fall asleep in there Side query: Does anybody else pronounce MMORPG as, "MuhMorpguh?" I heard Yahtzee (Zero Punctuation) use that term LONG ago, and for some reason it just kinda stuck in my head Sigh Wait, was your Twitch not AD? Do they ship to sweden!? Why would they use the Epic Mealtime music? Now I can only feel kinda hungry and grossed out simultaneously I tell this to people ALL THE TIME, but few believe me. Are you a teenager? If so nice car man, if not... ... what... have they done. I should've paid more attention to the ** NaNiwa is recruited? I literally just learned about this this morning as well, little over an hour ago. Weird. Holy shit. It still does not explain your, "if not... Suddenly, I don't feel so up to eating this hot dog anymore... jeez that's a lot of downvotes 5 crates She's a girl, not a criminal. It was painful, You had to move a cursor with the stick sometimes people complain if you hide from line-of-sight. While not necessarily against the rules, it becomes harder for your opponents to gauge whether of not you are cheating. When fsticks hides in the jungle-path next to the 2nd mid tower, its hard to be sure that he wasn't just killing wraiths with lifedrain before popping his ult Yes, step mother. I may have been somewhat inebriated while typing. Why .gif Yeah... the fuck are those red marks holy shit, i missed it completely I need the blueprint for this house What kind of asshole parent does that? that Kudu guy is kinda scary Preferably farm work I think, specifically tobacco farming, its hard, constant labor, and you get to see the evil people feeding this nation with cigarettes are... well... genuinely nice people Blocked by work firewall for "illegal drugs" Nasus was played a lot I dunno. Probably. \\( I thought it was a sticky grenade. Hey it is my birthday! I shall do this YOU COULD?!?!?!!? Fucking hell, i was doing it the hard way all this time Umm...you do realize that the riots after the hockey game were in Vancouver, *CANADA* right?? Which, though it is part of the continent of NORTH AMERICA, is in fact a country separate from the U.S.??? Just checking...... Just last night I posted my very first r/atheism post, publicly admitting to be an atheist, and a Mormon no more. Today, this is my fortune cookie. It's my 5th highest rated tag Did you choose spectre instead of ghost? yeah sounds awesome better yet they should have dogs being shot out of choppers instead of bullets his legs go on forever dont you understand its all a huge lead up to the dreaded 2012! SevenSevens just did. I'm going for the Flaming Lips on Saturday Why? you gotta be shitten me Mind = Blown Oh god. There was a really sketchy house full of kids near my neighborhood. One day there was a dumpster full of their stuff in the driveway, the next day a crew was there ripping out all the walls. I think it depends on who does the search. The links that appear for me are not the same as yours Butcherface!! But where is The Dragons of Eden?! Kind sir, send me IP as well..have no played since before update wtf. TIL there are hurdles in QWOP Wow, what coupons are you using? It's Korean and translated as "chocolate turtle egg"... Holyshit... Why does my teeth hurt only after chocolate/big piece of gum? No, but I want the Artic Warfare Cait she could blow him by standing up.. Creepy creepy. If it was meant for you, I wonder how the person knew that you would get the map. The smiley face in your sticker collection just makes it all the creepier. If I were you, I would definitely look up all the people from 4th grade. Just watch, one will be a serial killer. Jealous of you. At first I read that sentence as "Dude, Janeway would kick both of Picard's asses.". Holy crap, I can't imagine sparks flying out of a phone GREAT question... Make sure the options have the right region of the world set. I know mine once switched to Russia on me There's more than 1? wtf. Where did you teach You can't see differences between men and women? I was on a field trip at Yosemite national park in 4th grade when my group went hiking to half dome (a big mountain that looks like it was cut in half) as we were going up an impatient man passed us running. when we got to the top he was hanging over the edge (god knows why)? then in a matter of seconds just lost his grip and went over the edge. we were all around the age of 9 or 10 so we all immediately ran to see were he went our teachers freaked out and started yelling to get us away from the edge but we already saw his body at the bottom You can't be serious. saw you guys for a second but then went to a less crowded bar Holy fuck. I, for one, would not fuck with those Sikhs. Dem crazy eyes... And their texture when you squeeze them - it's like you can hear them. Oh another one. One time my parents were cooking and had invited me, my girlfriend, and her sister over. Girlfriend's sister ended up not coming, so during dinner I said "Better eat up honey, you're eating for two!' Everyone at the table gave me the I'm Native American and I always get the question do you live in a tepee? Or how does buffalo taste? The thought popped into my head: Mary Poppins is one of River Song's regenerations Well, now my guide lives in my castle's bathroom. You are a miracle worker.... I Googled and found that site...but it was so hard to navigate (either that or I'm somewhat mentally challenged... Impossible to read Also, TIL that Theme Park was recently ported to PSN and the Nintendo DS. Are you my mummy? Are you my mummy? Where the hell were you stationed? i see it Wow just curious but ..how does this work ? My 6th grade camp night counseler was a bouncer for an "ice-cream shop". He said he never resorted to violence but nobody ever believed his ass. He was really skinny too but he had a black belt I see. Somehow, I guessed it had to do with toilets as the gif was loading. I expected a butt wiper. This shit is craaaaaaaazy Surprise ending...it came LIUDHUTULGHESLRIUGHSEOHIRLGHSPOIDUGVLFHOEUIDGTLKVHSEOIUFL. Official new nightmare for a few weeks. Today I learned Cool story bro. Not really asking a question though... Say I had a copy... How much do you think it'd be worth ? It's part of the entropy already. Not sure why you multiply by 3\*60\*60... Wow, gorgeous work, well done Andrea! I thought it was claymation until the breakdown She swallowed it, didn't she? She really did... But the art is not pro? i see madness in those eyes Did anyone notice the wikipedia entry said Jim Gaffigan acted in that movie? Only semi-related, but I saw someone seriously playing AP Nasus yesterday. You know how they first learned to spell Canada... C eh N eh D eh. I mean, am I right? I keep staring at this picture hoping to see a pair of eyes that belong to Aragog My girlfriend was 1 when that movie was released... I remember seeing it on its opening day, and loving it Banana Milk Who is she I did that too! But on the way up, I would get on all fours and climb up the stairs like an animal lies, damn lies, and statistics. holy mother of all things.... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! 1988 Quit stalking me I'm playing through it for the first time on my Phone Some of the different heroes are pretty fun. I played as the Empath yesterday and just dominated everyone. Damn I must have been really angry at HoN when I posted this at 3 AM Liquidpedia says MorroW's birthday is tomorrow I think you mean 1000$ My god, I can't believe how hot she is. Wow It's like a nationwide involuntary response with you guys can't wait to find some of that shit That... is fucking creepy. hopefully not Forest Gump quotes Well you should probably plug it in, then? For me, the thing that got me into more "extreme" genres of metal was definitely Cradle of Filth. The first song I heard by them was Born in a Burial Gown, and I was like The bowl is so close to the mouth Papercuts Dam, that's a long time.. Good move cutting ties though, must have been some nonstop flirting sibling.... My reaction, as told by emotes: o.o o_o TIL that Jim Gaffigan played Bob in a disowned Nickelodeon horror movie... So, when do these go on sale??? Why does you cock have an aura Lol wtf are you talking about? He's guaranteed to earn big profits because he works hard and he's good at what he does. You think a guy working out of an F-550 gets his jobs because of all of his political connections? Lmao If by political connections you mean the Yellowpages then sure. I think its funny how far up your ass your head is that you think anyone who is successful has political connections. Maybe they just worked hard for what they had instead of staying inside all day bitching about the government and making excuses for their life? No? Then yea its a political connection conspiracy what! Holding the blade towards the kid? I'm in california and I usually get a quarter for 60 when I burn it, it gives off white smoke and doesn't add any taste I was just thinking...1/100th of your annual salary could solve A LOT of my problems...one-hundredth you aren't lying! The first thing I see when I enter my Pony Folder is the 30.000 pixels version of the comic con poster... 55 mb for a single picture Finally, another child like me! How ... not to use emoticons? Outstanding I was thinking the same thing Sup dog? Your first holo was a Charizard? HQ4x has a performance hit, but not if you don't have it enabled. If you use the shader model, I think it actually uses the GPU instead of the CPU and therefore doens't hurt as much. But there are all kinds of weird pointless filter plugins for bsnes, and not a single person thought it'd be a good idea to port something as basic as HQ4x. How many grams carbs per serving? I remember checking out a 90% chocolate Lindt bar at the supermarket and being surprised that the net carb count was actually higher than the 85% Are you paraspriting? ...Fuck Kenny Powers, all I'm seeing is Cody Underwood there. i looked up german toilet through google images and up popped a bunch of blow jobs and a picture of hitler sitting in a urinal I think I like the "Four years ago" one better Er... do you realize the entire point of this subreddit is to complain about non important things that make us rage? Those eyes I was more afraid of the Ryze's items then anything... People still build for AP on ryze? Yep. And I'm a college student who pays for his own school. Does everyone that take ambien start to do various tasks before they sleep I was watching a special on the History Channel about the Titanic earlier today, and realized that next year is the 100th anniversary of the ship sinking. I then proceeded to think: "Hmm, if only those people knew that we would have robots and submarines down there one day checking stuff out..." ...why do the specifics matter? ...i have no idea what any of that is This just confused me why did who delete their comment and their account I wanted to make some kind of witty pun about a Mario power-up, but I was too busy being all If you have any extra charizards or raichus of any card i will make special sweet love to you TIL ... Soooooo.. how much you selling for? How often do you put candy out exactly? Do you have your signal bars hidden? Or just don't have any signal in the picture? I.ll be honest with you, I've reread this post already twice and still have no clue what you are saying. What flaw are you referencing? I don't think I claimed that anybody can be an admin or moderator When I was really young, I use to ask my mom to marry me all the time. I told her I'd ship dad away in a box and then she could be with me forever. I'm female. i feel dirty I wish Chris Farley would come back so he could play this guy in a "based on a real person" movie. Wonder what the trailer would be like... I would never ever use a juicer again if it had meat going through it What he said! Holy crap it is now exactly 6:30AM here That's fucked up. Jesus Christ, man. If you have that much yard you don't water it all. That would be like watering a whole park. I grew up on 5 acres and you just maintain a small portion around the house to be really nice and just mow/weed eat the rest. I remember when the riding mower broke and my dad sent me out with a push mower that wasn't self propelled. But he has to read your answers too! 2 weeks ago somebody wanted to attach a mouse to my macbook (some Word editing on a guest account). I just let them, but... Nope. I read tymekpavel's link in his voice, too ( She apparently didn't even like him in the first place I wonder how she got such a strong arm? ~~No No No NO! I am Coolio, He is Cooliooilo. Actually, I had not seen this iteration before. I never thought I'd be saving reaction images from Reddit In my class a ton of people have them, perhaps more than in my American classes Er, well, yeah. I figure most people who have it do. That Morde got stomped on The dog distracted me! So.. yes. everyones a farmer What are you talking about? We're ALL SWEDISH Upvote for mud butt. Actually...You can really tell...But it's shaved into a heart. More character than a plain old bare pussy. Most girls I know don't shave AT ALL. "sleep hygiene"? How do I sleep better/more frequently/fall asleep faster every night? Tampons over-night? Its a cool tee, but uhh.... what does it have to do with dubstep? Nope Oh. My. GOD. "WTF. WOW Hold up...hold up....better make sure that Apple doesn't have a patent on these also. Wait. He's gay ? Tales of Phantasia, I thought I had finished the game at one point but it was only about halfway done Had never checked it out. First two posts I read both made reference to "how much reddit hates women". Wow. That is mind blowing. We have an orange tree, a lemon tree, and a fig tree. But I love these trees and I don't know how much wood you need Wow, these comments have taken a turn for the worst This happened to me two games now playing Taric, no clue what's causing it and it definitely isn't my ping I wouldn't say "never" (I think she's ordered a gin and tonic a couple times) but you're probably right she never gets intoxicated. Could you imagine being drunk and telepathic? Holeeeeee crap *blink* *blink* Half his apm is just pressing the 4 and 3 buttons *blink* *blink* Just went through searching a bag of old McDonald's toys my family has gotten at one point or another but never opened and found #3, #4, and #5 (Applejack, Cheerilee, and Twilight Sparkle) which makes me REALLY happy and I can't believe I had these just sitting around, but now I gotta collect them all BIG FUCKING UNI-BROW Atheist Catholic? NSFW, if ye please Why [](/b14 "But to everyone else it is! D: Believe it or not, there are some people who DONT like my little pony, crazy huh? Why do you assume all the stereotypes about rural people are true The models are so perfect in terms of scale. Me gusta TIL that was Matt Damon Ironic how? Boots of swiftness Udyr? How does one "love" their virginity? Lol, no it's more so in the first one, you look like you were fairly attractive, even in such a photo, and it implied a high potential. But then I looked at the "current", and realized that the initial photo made me expect more. You look cuddly in the second one Why is he not wearing his clothing? I was sleeping soundly one night after a marathon run of marble hornets when I heard a loud thump downstairs. Out of fear I snagged my katana from the wall and was ready charge an intruder whilst screaming "BANZAI!!!" at the top of my lungs. The thumps came up the stairs and through the hall ignoring all other rooms and after about 10 minutes the thumps stopped. I barricaded my door and went back to sleep. I awoke the next morning to see that my dad got hungry in the middle of the night and went down stairs to eat some pizza You want some 69 lovin for your mom Really? Then.. why did you.. I'm confused now. You said a 580 will be about even with a 6990. You think so? Same here. That scene nearly made me shit myself - running down them and not being able to stop..? This sort of treatment from Snape was why I kept with the series at first -- it really didn't kick off for me until book three. I was really resisting the story throughout the first two books (in fact, I started out only reading them at the request of my childhood friends, who were very into them at the time), and Snape was sort of what saved it for me. I hated Harry in those first two (in fact, to be perfectly honest, I still don't particularly like Harry himself); my favorite parts were the ones where Snape came along and crapped on Harry's parade. What the fuck?!?! I'm laughing, but at the same time my brain hurts No, my uncle was terrified. He was just shocked and didnt know what to say or how to react. Regardless if he were the caretaker, and if its even legal to just walk in whenever they want, still isnt an excuse for silently standing over a 13 year old girl and pulling out a hatchet from under the couch I was sitting on. There's an r/pokemon? Like /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza, but with Doritos? what happened to your hair Didn't know it was already out. Goddamn... that looks intense, when I first clicked your arm pic on my cellphone it looked like you ruined a sleeve of tattoos... but then I realized that was no tattoo Fucking chills man Well...I guess she's failed at her reason for existing then... It was a joke. First day on the job I saw gay porn TAKE MY MONEY NOW! I saw this orangered and went isn't varnish flamable? you will have to say it one more time, and what happens then Why is Zach in bed waiting for the black guy with the hole-y condom?! My face was literally " or a *mexican* racist troll At least you didn't change your status to something like this: "I'm super bored, please comment on my pics and I'll return the favor"....did you? Rum and root beer? Yup. Literally every Beatmania/Touhou song has been played by Marasy....and Beatmania is freaking crazy I hope this isn't directed towards me I love the [](/stillreal) But if she laughs too hard it might jostle up another fart! Ehm, really? why? All of this will be fixed when the alter-ego figures out ways to control you outside of ambien doses. Well, everything but the red grapefruit problem. Maybe it will be something as easy as continually dosing Ambien. Maybe it will be something as horrible as replacing your vitamins, tylenol, etc with ambien. Hell, maybe he will start dropping ambien in all the various foods in your fridge. Cause really, where do you think half the box actually went in one night?!? Srsly? Yes, so does this mean it's fake I too am in mesquite No. I'm thinking of Chile, where it's normal and culturally acceptable to put toilet paper in the trash can. Fuck, it may be 3 months old but I need that snack \m/ i like you.. *lick... When the hell did that get so popular...? What possible benefit does Burgertime have for a tilt sensor crossthe river of lava? My thoughts exactly oh thats how Incontrole got there where he is now! And also has blurred the hat That sucks that they still make you get a meal plan even if you don't live on campus. Offroad vehicle? It is a CO detector, my house is only 10 years old and by law were required to have one. But I was definitely not hallucinating. If I were that means I would have inhaled and absorbed enough for it to affect my brain I thought I was the only one here Holy cow, I didn't know he came all the way out to /r/bicycling... All those downvotes What happened here? Are the flames supposed to be like that? How do they go from both peeing in the same urinal to that last panel? When I was in middle school a substitute science teacher told the class Jamie Lee Curtis had a y chromosome.. More like Gay Old Pervert. 64 v 18 tf2 is free to play 196 here, at first I thought i had spent alot, then I saw how much you had spent. I was helping a girl troubleshoot her internet connection. I looked at the computer and it was acting like it wasn't plugged in. I looked at the back of the computer and she had plugged a USB B cable (the square one) into the ethernet port. I explained that she had the wrong cord in the computer and she said "It worked in my last apartment!" That is awesome! Wait, maternity leave in America is unpaid? I didn't know you were into LoL Not sure who that is just reading that gave me chills! now, wth is this Marble Hornets stuff? Bachmann looks like she's been embalmed. I've heard this before... Are you sure it's a zit? ... they're about the width of regular chopsticks, but they're flat, and metal and REALLY HARD TO USE. ...the fuck? Look behind you THEY KNOW ABOUT OUR SPAGHETTI ....... is there a secret compartment in the wall next to the table in the second pic sorry for asking this, but it's hard to tell the scale with a picture. About how big are they Pan right Those eyes plug in rings? no kidding, frozen heart All Halliburton gave me was PTSD. I would get so fat if there was a pancake house next to my place of work I'm missing something here? What does being a casual mesmer or having 13/50 in the HoM have to do with warriors? I love you. Challenge accepted? You must work in a really small bank then. I work in what I consider an average bank and I've already had a $890k check and a $1.2 million check handed to me. I've only been working for two months too. WANT The Queen is immortal She thought a penis could lift a table? You've seen juicers DAMN!!! this should be the 4th movie on the "Vengeance Trilogy" Exactly this. Same wisdom/bravery/emotional/martyrdom stats, too. There is a mylittlepony subreddit and it has 4k readers I'm guilty of saying "woof" over the internet to things I find sexy... I don't know WHY I do it - I just do This is more than appropriate here, but you could also post it to waterporn. On the other hand, what the hell is all that red stuff Wow that was actually very polite of the "entity". Um Finn and Jake from Adventure Time? Holy shit. You almost got molested Of course it's free, it's music There's no voice in Oblivion that says that Cataclysm came out after SC2. I used to get like this.. for some reason, having a cloth around my eyes.. and basically not being able to see it happening really helped. Reddit's a tiny place, I've run into loads of Fal folks at random here Even if your eyes look like Damn, look at her eyes roll back as she devours that thing. Rooms??? I can't roll my tongue once, let alone THREE TIMES! I'd like to know what the average IQ is, what with all that natural selection going on. is it odd that i wish i had the watcher from "the thing in my closet" in mine LOL I actually had one with the Gamma sign a few days ago, was also extremely confused. Holy shit, I live in Collierville too holy shit, that logo is awesome TIL there is a such thing as cow scrambling. omg... i think i know her! Sweet mother of god! hahahah i just moved to Florida and i didn't realize that kayaking was something you couldn't do without getting sweat in your eyes not sure if i pay in rupees, or galactic credits.... So awesome So I opened that and it was perfectly in sync with the song I'm listening to I'm nineteen and I have NEVER seen this on ANY of my Math exams texas ent combined i may have just crashed the server by putting 10 dirt blocks on someone else's estate did he remove his twitter acc or what AWESOME Ah... well They're still around...I got 5 of them as change a few weeks back and had a This happened to my friend, who is also a server. He still left 20 percent. His excuse was that he's not going to stiff her, so he might as well help her out. are there people out there that haven't tried pad thai? Yeah... I thought everyone would assume this means his twitter account was hacked Than garena? What have u been smoking you said it, not me dude, your set-up is very very similar to mine. Lycosa Keyboard, Nostromo, and what looks like but may well not be a Deathadder. i dont see him not getting any love How many 5 year olds do you know? I find it addicting, and the time went by really fast For some reason I thought the thumbnail was a upskirt Guys, this is bound to be a titillating clash between two titans of the SC2 community. One Geoff 'incontrol' Robinson, and one Steven 'Destiny' Bonnell II. We will finally be able to see who's the better player in this amazing bo7. IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS!! W-woah, seeing something I made linked by someone else is just weird feeling There's tyler drama? I'm part Portuguese, Iranian (or Persian as my grandmother tells me. She hates being called Iranian), Filipino and Chinese. What in the world does that make me? Cauc-Asian as well? What is.. what is wrong with you? Is that made of wood? Appropriate username... Holy crap, I have naked pictures of myself as a child. I have child porn!?! Start taking out unnessassary components one by one. It might be that there's not enough power and it's shutting down to prevent data loss. The mobo might just be screwed even though there's a green light. Have you tried holding down the power button for a long time? Could also be stuck in hibernation or something (happened to me once. Right before Dell came to pick it up it turned on. They took it anyway Can we get a picture of Edmond to celebrate? Maybe they meant, "I'm not eating this shit". Doubt it though cuz Five Guys make me drool. It took me a few to really get locked in but I liked ST Voyager. They wrapped it up a little Girls stick their boobs up your vagina? **"I'm singing you dick, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? Is there an echo in here? i remember when season 2 started this happened for me, after losing my first placement i was like Quite the looker! Would it be weird for me to say that I really like your hair style? How the fuck didn't I see that? but if they where *all* drug dealers, who would they sell to? I always forget the ER-6f is marketed in the US as a Ninja 650... It is maybe the craziest 3 minutes in all of Star Trek. Paris apologizes to Janeway for knocking her up, Janeway uses this as an opportunity to _flirt_ with him and say "what makes you think it wasn't my idea". please enlighten me mmk? I'll admit that my first though beyond anything else was: Why would you keep your rape clothes? I don't get it He has to watch his 'grandpa fuckin' a man' at the hospital? What am I missing here? Speaking as a female, some ladies (at least me How can it have so many more likes and dislikes than actual times viewed? Was . . . was that Osama bin Laden's face on the spider body on the first note? So you found (by accident) probably the only honest and down-to-earth work environment ever and you ... ran away from it? The internet is your LAN? "Forbidden" Always. but....but all the women I've ever been with = myself I'm more scared of this cat than I am the Goblin Shark I think it's that way in most countries, I travel a lot and I was very shocked when I found out that sales tax wasn't just included in the price in USA when I went there last winter formatting A child's... wedding ring? oh mai god. i forgot about the voice chat. No fucking shit. Louie C.K.? 3,5 sticks of butter and 3,5 cups of sugar. Do deer eat marijuana? Instinct makes me question if you're really thanking him or not. It's pre-Slenderman Obvious fake is obvious. Officers do not do roll call. Colonels even? Pffft. Listen to music zuh? i like how cait and wukong basically can't attack anyone without thornmailing themselves to death Is your hand huge or is it small? hehe! :D Hadn't really planned on it unless someone asked. But still, I'm still pretty amazed by how it took off You claim to be poor but you're buying Kashi products? The second was OBVIOUSLY a bunny! She's really talented at drawing on a paint program for only being 5. Waaayyyy better than I was. Looks like the last one is some kind of cat fish person. Why not AoE 3? Pun...overload... what? How does that make it irrelevant? Holy smokes! Oh my... my Azunyan seems all grown up... The dude with her must be the luckiest son of a bitch on this planet! I agree. It's easier when they're inside... I've never heard anyone actually insult the medic before. You must be playing on servers filled with assholes. Crazy downvotes. And Arkansas is? sell none of it Wise? The fuck? Don't I wish! At least you're good natured about it. Perhaps your boyfriend should stop playing video games That's good. I don't know where I could have picked them up though. I haven't slept anywhere else but my bed in a long time. I've heard of rare cases in which people pick them up at the movie theater and stuff though So, blogspot and picasa are one and the same? I've been removing blogspot submissions because it contains the word "blog"... I think GOD DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES! awesome live show. Alice crowd surfed with a broken leg I live in Florida and like pools. Had no problem reading the entire thing... I also find "scary" or "horror" movies funny. Why? He watches you sleep you're a celebrity in my book. Are you a wizard? I like the things she's wearing. MW2 poster on the wall At first I was like "Whoa what the fuck!? I think I have a toothbrush fetish But then.. which one are YOU?! What exactly is "siliconized latex" anyhow? People actually message girls here on Reddit and think they're in with a chance? Is there really a Change name bar? If this is his other wife - just imagine the boobs on his first wife Oh wow, talk about some totally unexpected news. I am a citizen Holy shit Wtf is the megaman thing Not sure if tolling or agreeing Christopher Lee has a metal band? OMG, it's the spirit of a whale! RRRUUUUUUUUN! xD gratz! did you save your AP though? OTHERS WILL ANSWER FOR ME Almost sometimes. Wow, I'm way too big of a Simpsons junkie. I'm noticing that so many of these quotes are not written exactly as they were spoken and it's bothering me Didn't they say at 2010 QuakeCon in some interviews that Doom 4 would come out *before* Rage... Then again, they continuously promised they would show a trailer for the game at QuakeCon 2010 back in 2009's convention... Man was I pissed! I skipped work just because I was anticipating Doom 4 -info. I called my best buddy over and we were like two kids, waiting and grinning for even a word that starts with the letter D... Then Carmack started talking about iPhone's, and I was like I once played a Zerg who complained about Protoss being OP and said something like "I get ahead and I still lose". Then I watch the replay and I had more workers than him, even though he took a third before me. I thought you couldn't taste most foods when you blocked your nose Female OMFG, yes, I know the game. The TIL an empty paper towel roll == almost no room. I don't even know. I am obviously sans penis, but it sounds so painful that even someone who doesn't have one is reacting HuK traded over for IdrA? Thanks for the wonderful array of answers But can it go in reverse? no additional cost? My name is Kayla and I was terrified that this was about me at first 16gb of memory? Humble Indie Bundle just ended yesterday what?!?! no frame sliders!?!? ...they aren't turtles? Did you see some of those no-heat-curl fails? ChaeYoung is actually already a married woman... so wait... this makes her a perfect milf > ...what does this do? im scared to try it That song literally came on my itunes about 2 seconds before I opened the link Holy Informative Redditor Batman is it weird that i read that in benders voice? I'm not talking about separate-but-equal, of course no two schools are going to be equal. I'm not exactly in the position to be judging education policy, but for goodness sake there's got to be a better solution than integration busing. \\( At first your were like, After seing this I will forever be a monk ( I live 2 minutes away from the Microsoft Headquarters, and I got a bit freaked out with the screen-cap I'm crapping while I'm watching this and now I feel weird about touching the toilet paper.....I don't know what to do... i'm glad they have writing on the back window because if i saw a white crown vic like that on the road i'd be scared to pass it until i was sure it wasn't a cop Potions is up right now. I'm making my first batch, but it told me to come back in 80mins to do the 2nd half of the boil cure potion. 80 bleeding minutes!! The aliens would be like 'they know our *language*!?' Seriously this was nothing Google Videos. Instead of I would not have thought of this in a million years. TIL *That's* what I was driving through when I lived in Norfolk. Looks like a slug covered in feeler-eyes-things. Little did you know I replaced you jizz with frozen yogurt ( i thought of ghostbusters The only thing I can think of right now is that my second toe on my left foot doesn't bend when all my others do. I don't know why. I may edit this later when I think of something better He's actually eating pork rinds. My mom made some beef heart stir fry but forgot to season/marinade it. Gave it away to my sister's friend who used it to make philly cheese "steak" sandwiches for her lunch thats a risky bet buys expensive bike, rigs shit to it theres no reason why the bumps cant be there without the printed pattern on them. thats all its for, too look pretty when taking a crap. not to mention the ones that are also scented Of what? My uncle's brother was my surgeon. I've known him all my life. First surgery, "while I'm naked on the table getting stuff stuck to me" nurses and female meds students couldn't stop talking about how good looking he is (he wasn't there yet btw). I was like I only saw one out of place capitalization The shield of dk melted, then what happened to Lina? What? I did not get what you were trying to say here at all. Chinese can be written in... Chinese. Chinese does not phonetically translate well to English. A successful old man brink upon death is saved by the grim reaper. The grim reaper takes a human form. Death itself becomes human and ask the old man to show him the beautiful idiosyncrasies of the world. Death falls in love with the old man's daughter and experiences love for the first time. In a climatic tender moment death must take the old man away but is terribly reluctant. We see the beauty of the world through an entity of death experiencing it for the first time. Is he the ten.. Or are you then ten... OR, am I the ten??? My eyes have never literally done this, but they just did this Omg I remember this image...!!! I thought I was watching Brothers and Sisters ...question - has anyone actually reached max stacks of starcall in a legit game? Hundreds of thousands of people? Its like you're typing with your mouth full. LOL jacking off helps:D or think about her while jacking off How you passed on friggin Lunar?? For shame! My old writing tutor's father once told her a story about some black ghetto lady who had a baby, but the doctors couldn't find the name of the baby on the birth certificate. She kept on saying "It's there! PHE-MALL-EE". Apparently she spelled it Female Reminds me of the 1st time I smoked with my brother who hadn't smoked in a while. After about a half of a blunt I asked him if he was high... He rambled on for a good 2 minutes about how he felt like he did in grade school... I looked at him with the LOL, this is hilarious. It must look like that. I was trying to show the most common error I make. And then I made it again I don't think that matters much, look at the guy's comment karma Mindfucking just zoom in once holy shit Allurex, today you did learn. It must feel awesome to finally beat the Never-Learn-Anything Syndrome, this must be a huge break for you! keep it up She looks like she's about to strangle me why do i see penis in that picture ? Using 2 together... I don't need wikipedia to tell me this ... i found out when i was about 5. Maybe I have awesome time travel powers and I can go back to when it was working? Thanks for all the suggestions guys. This has made me realise that I'm not actually all that bad. wow. can't believe they've put nazi flag.. for .... TLO Oh I never thought it as a gender-specific problem IRL. I just noticed on Reddit of late there seemed to be an awful lot of hate for women Nice photo! It makes me feel like all the flowers have turned around and are giving me the hard stare: Cabbage? So how are you a JW if you do not agree with their views? o_O...........................................FAKE!!!!!!!!!!...................o_O......REAL............ I was hoping you mistyped magneton cuz I don't have one. I've never seen a rare basic before I'm 21 and living at home. I find nothing wrong with it, really. I do plan on moving out in the next 1-2 years. I feel trapped here So you have hairy palms? Maybe they were always there That sucks to do your load balancing manually $150? I'd rather put that towards a PC upgrade I like cupcakes, but not that much, sounds extremely fattening. considering each cupcake has about 500-700cal. 125 armor... were you also responsible for the downvotes Yeah, it's a terrible newspaper... my friend linked this to me, probably thinking she was doing me a favor I did that two weeks ago except my usually professional-heel-wearing toes were giving me a lot of grief even in my "comfy" 6 inch stilettos. So I just drank more. I woke up the next morning with my baby toes black from two giant blood blisters. I'll be sticking with flats for a while. Still cool. Because 25 years later they roll out with nano-augmentation. I just remembered this game comes out next week! I stand corrected then. For some reason, I've never heard about the ones you mentioned.. huh? I read yaknow as yak-now. TIL Seth Rogen is on Reddit Nice job idiot.. At least you killed those damn spiders Holy balls, I'm on the front page. J'ai quand même pas compris Dude, wtf don't scare me like that. People reddit at work People reddit at work Maybe you should just have sex with them all I gota say its hard to describe what goes through your head when your just wondering around Reddit like usual and see your own video I know....My mother used to be a model and she had some kind of playboy pictures done. But...that's modeling, this is much much worse. I pay 27.9% for no health care, and pay 7.25% sales tax... and lose $350/mo outta my check for health insurance... and $110 in other deductions (medicare, ss, etc.) and $460 is almost another ~20% of my paycheck... so... I'm sitting around 55.15% of my pay anyways. Oh and my prescriptions come outta pocket... $150 er visit... $25 office visit... dental is excluded as is vision... nothing for schooling... Are there people in the world that aren't ADHD? I've been playing since the beginning of July and got put into Gold 1v1 and have no idea how it was possible dat baby from half a gram? i can't see any bacon O.M.G. He got a MBA from my school (Northwestern University)!!!! My respect for Zileas has just risen so much, my mind is blown That is terrifying. How much did that cost? o_O please don't lie, you look Amazing!!!!!!! Wow They are next to the League of Legends booth They look far too, bright to be skittles vodka Maybe? ~~Wait... so I did a recraft with two craft hats a few days *ago, and got a Crafted Level 8 Professional's Panama. That means this is the 8th crafted version of this hat? I literally just did that about 30 seconds ago before coming back to the computer. I was going to do one just like that, but the + doesn't appear in memegenerator (and I'm very lazy today) isn't that that girl from that song friday? That would really screw with the autistic kids. we are surrounded by redditors everywhere we go. If we mess up, we will turn on each other for the karma Where are the alien's ears? Looks like the big cities of Russia need to just be wired for everyone to drive bumper cars. HOLY SHIT TAKE MY MONEY OMFG 592 post. This self.anime post has the most post I've seen on r/anime. And this is followed by that 300+ recent post. If he does 4 miles in 4 minutes, he's going 6 miles per hour. Not bad. I wish I could do as good as that. What does this have to do with anything lgbt? Well. My theory is that Hagrid's mother could have used his father like a sex toy. you'll never believe what's inmy crater Wow, Bada's growing a HELL of a lot faster than Android did! Far be it from me to judge anyone's misfortunes but.. A lot of things are happening here and the numbers aren't adding up.. dated eight months.. had sex three times.. his penis was 'around' 3.5 inches.. O_o you're either brave or crazy.. the fact you had sex with him despite his.. shortcomings, fine. Love is blind, whatever. But the fact you didn't stop it with a swift punch to the throat the first time as soon as the jabbing and NEVER STOP KISSING ME started.. Oh my god.. I have that same fucking cup. But...That was the point of the video... I have never had one IF he is real (And i think he is We don't have a cleaning lady, but when I was younger and we went on family vacations, my mom would always force us to make the bed before we left. What did you do for those 12 minutes? The scary thing: Anderson has gotten a lot *better* since this fight. Sorry, I don't understand? I literally gasped. I've never seen this man before, and I feel like I've wasted so much time not looking at this I kind of like that name. Sounds very... heroic? don't build it first Home now! Nothing was torn, they thought my foot might've been broken though. At first, I was like Same thing happened to my friend's older brother except it was a starburst Okay so just to make sure I understand, free gifts ≠free gifts even though free_gifts are illegal no matter the type or size Payphone? They're breeding Christ I remember being at a gay club with a bunch of friends in Chicago for a book release party for this book, OMG, the strange live events I saw make so much more sense now. I never actually looked in the book til today. I am i have warlocks bitch at me for healing them Your name is Khuram! For my next trick, I'll make that stick in your ass DISAPPEAR! conspiracy theory: the soldier in the Tomb of the Unknown soldier is not only known, but he is also undead Wut? Here's a gem. While eating Thanksgiving dinner during my school break from college, I noticed that my mom took off her front teeth exposing an endless row of tooth decay. I told how the hell did that happen and apparently she never told me that she was toothless for over 30 years. I can't look at her the same way again. The weird thing about the medical profession / doctors in India is : they are not afraid of getting sued, unlike in developed nations, plus there's a continuous stream of people with the weirdest twist on whatever disease you can think of, no way you'd find those in a textbook, so what happens is that they have to go where no Western doctor has gone before in terms of improvising and experimentation and developing a gut feel for the case. Which turns out to be good in the sense that experienced Indian doctors are MUCH more experienced and self-confident than a Western doctor, but that's because they probably killed a patient or two getting there!! I was going to say... I really don't know if I would have called my mom in this situation, not sure I would want to put her thought that Haha. This is my brother's favourite homefood. My mom makes that version all the time and it's very much so a comfort type food. Apparently "authentic" egyptian koshari is different based on my brother's discovery at a restaurant that made theirs out of large pasta and chickpeas and something else. True. But I live around a mostly Caucasian neighborhood and have Caucasian coworkers who think the idea of being adventurous is eating crab rangoons. I managed to fix it. Apparently if the A is capitalized it tries to hyperlink but if the A is lowercase it treats it as plain text OMFG Who is this? I had always thought my dick was racist before I saw this! ( It's the best show around right now. Tell your wife about all of the people from Arrested Development that are involved in it and make her watch all of them! MAKE HER A FAN. Damn... he's definitely a morning person Please take all my upvotes for the day! oh holy shit at that Why is it that whenever I see american food I think ''Eeugh, that looks disgusting and greasy'', but when it's European food it's always '' At least weed is still illegal, amiright? what the fuck is wrong with your girlfriend? CombatEX doesn't have MLG pass, needs to find one I keep re-reading your comment trying (and failing) to figure out what you are saying. But it has upvotes, so maybe I am the only one confused by it. I imagined him to have a bit more hair early on my god ive been speaking in limericks I did not see the NSFW and i clicked the link .... my fuckin' 5 yeras old cousin was standing next to me I do. A couple of those words that you used twice had the same meaning both times. I'm not sure what you think impregnate, or buckle means. Where can I buy 100 of those? mmmmmm ....... I wonder if nev_lem made the pictured post and masturbatory reply so that he could then make this post pointing it out, and whoring karma I tried to get in this past adult league season but no one ever contacted me. I was on the "list" but was never placed on a team? I tried to get in this past adult league season but no one ever contacted me. I was on the "list" but was never placed on a team? Or, like when John Lithgow opens the shade and... You made it to the end? Had known him for about a year, same friend circle, went to LANs together ect. We had the same taste in music, games and movies, he was funny, smart, with the most enticing blue eyes and messy brown hair. Passed him a note saying "I think I like you. =/" When he finished reading it, his eyes were literally You have no idea how shitty it is to have a low metabolism I have no clue, really You have no idea how many times I wanted to stick my head in the sand when I butted right up against negative numbers in my bank account. Best moment ever: when my wife loaned me $150 so I could cover payroll for one of my first employees. I signed her check over to him... his eyes!! When the ECC first turned into the EU, it was relatively easy to have Irish grandparents, and that allows for dual citizenship. Turned in my German passport, got an Irish one, but I still have my German Arbeitserlaubnis und staatsbuergerschaft tho. Wow, I wonder how long it is before someone takes a picture of themselves dying (by bear attack or otherwise) and uploads it to something like twitter as their last action How can you hate Capcom? Steve Ballmer is a dick. I didn't see you wash your hands..... ( That's a big left nut This explains a lot Two weeks. Or he's not actually Scotty's It ... it used to actually *be* just a 'guy thing'? If you actually took the time to wash your balls there shouldn't be any problem, it's not like you shared the same towel with another dude...did you? I wonder how many man-years that represents Had it too and loved it! Whoa, maybe all of us laqueristas have had it NSFL I read in a book once that someone "pushed their hair back" behind their shoulder, and I read it as "back hair" Greetings! I lurk around place to place and recently found out this even existed and links to ponybrigade, which I manage and try to keep running smoothly to whatever extent I can. I've been astounded by how much ponies like to game -- just a year ago the TF2 server I had was only active on the weekends at best, and now it's expanded to six, including two outside the US, and they all manage to keep busy Replace the pb and j with nutella..... Man, I would destroy her. O_ It's still at 666! I went on a no-carb, no-sugar diet and now no longer fart. Kind of miss them, This is amazing I wonder if Dildroid would work on that thing.... Pipe still looks bent to me. Did you downvote your own post? O M G! the next step on the progamer career ladder: model Spherical lens? This is... surprisingly good. Yes, MC OP 'cause LoL is full of really good players... I don't I don't know how to say this without sounding like a dick, but I don't mean to be. I just use the right one without thinking. I never understood how this was difficult, cause it just happens.. automatically. I read it in Roman's voice... Omg. I think I love you.....nutella Srsly looks familiar "thsi is mad gay let me see tits" I've listened to Pure Moods for 15 years (Don't look at me!!) and always assumed this was a Native American chanter. I thought James Franco was Rachel Maddow in the thumbnail That ping I fucked a chick that threw in this cd, and I wondered why it was so familiar. ...but I'm sure as hell glad you did! Fuck The phaal challenge? it goes to the picture. You mean "The original Endermen" l... Is that a golden creeper in the background In an interview he also claimed that he only practices for 2-4 hours a day due to school. That's some talent right there Imagine how cool it would of been if Yahweh appeared. I see 3 big mushrooms in that picture! :D i wonder.... is that the new biome? Rip muscles off? there's more of us than yo think... this shit got out of hand... from shit like this Wow that just happened to me a couple of days ago! + seems crazy, but Strider's health may be less than Zero's. I recently dated a woman who didn't believe in dinosaurs, I thought she was kidding, she wasn't If you dare Understandable, it's pretty filthy. And, you know this how? soro to... doppio ga gozaimassuuuuuu 17 Hours! Um. Okay? This was an observation about the audio cutting out on the stream NIGHTMARE FUEL It's actually pretty nice that things with the same effect have the same name... Maybe........It's the text of the GOD'S! The top two comments are trying to defend this guy; but I though the point of the "homophobe" title was as a joke. The guy is over-the-top acting scared, which would be the literal definition of homophobe. I never got the impression that the Op meant this guy actually hates gays. Took me way too long to figure out the 3rd cell was a fire Tim H? Tim Horton? Nope, it was one per person. I didn't know anyone stacked Wriggles Was a medic on fire with 95% uber and very low health. I run screaming medic towards a medic. He shoots me with his "healing needles". I die in front of him, in a very dramatic way. The whole team goes This is so hilarious and genius at the same time that i feel like trying it myself Holy fuck! I just read the "does he know what he is getting in to" link and There are real girls in the crowd I certainly don't hate the guy, but i'm just not attracted to him. I feel like i'm in the Twilight Zone sometimes, because I see all these other gay guys dying over him, and i'm just like ". . . I don't believe the size of that! Put one next to a gallon of milk! How is it that you escape feeling wanted EVERYday when you look like that?? My mom still beats me at tetris and I'm now 22... also wins at Pac-man. She's a beast! Maybe this is where I got my pro gamer skillz Wow... But how do i find a guy who has it? What cues should i look for?? I dont wanna approach some random guy and just ask him. Last night there was some black guy just wandering around a small area by himself for like, an hour. Would he be approachable about this? Awesome, I only had a few features, but now I have a super shell oh god, is the soy sauce draining INTO its body? ^Read strap on...insta huh? These are actually players that have confirmed they've accepted the invite. I'm just speculating about who else will be invited Ah... so Pinkie makes them. I see. It all makes sense now. Don't worry; they'll still be banned on the Reddit servers. Where :) thank you kind sir! They DO have karaoke (Tuesdays) and live music (Fridays). Not sure why I've never been there before.. I live right off Potranco I think that Riot Singed skin is worth a tad bit more than Riot K-9 Nasus If "Strap on" is the most i have seen one of those in a gutter once next to some baseball fields. That was actually my internet username when I was a kid At first I was all :P and then I was all ... Noooope? Unfortunately, it was KISS - Animalize Wait a second... that was 2 different people I certainly will now...im so OCD about such little things..I have a feeling this will be one of them HOLY SHIT it already is Why did I see/hear a guy standing next to a Chinese flag yell out "Nippon"? It would be great if we got some rain here in phx, az I don't think girls have foreskin. And if whatever they have is considered foreskin, then that'd be genital mutilation I'd rather not say. That would be giving a little too much away Haha not THAT underage That kind? Turns out Postal III is based on Source Engine and is supposed to come out with native Linux version No no, it doesn't worry me that I'm not attracted to other underage people, that's a good thing. it worries me that its kinda suddenly happened, you know? And its freaked me out a bit. It's not a character, its the actual person. I don't want to say who it is That's a very good point. Phew for throwaway accounts We can work out a deal if you want I didn't even know that button existed. Apparently you can buy happiness, and it costs a fiver There should be a question mark at the end of that title. I don't wanna start a flame war how do you know about that? This is a little concerning You can be a Vampire on that game No. Puts into perspective how new America is as a nation. I wondered for a bit what caused the noticeable drop in the rate of increase just after 1600...black plague im moving to new york in a week and would like to get in some of this action as well! fb search yields no results though Or that panicked moment when you're not sure if that fart was just a fart... vagina boob how old are you? do i get a pizza after i do this This is how I read it... ciabatta... Mmmm, spinach... Mmmm, chicken... Mmmmm, apple slices o_o, turkey bacon O_O goat cheese and honey misused by angry girlfriends. Was her name Mrs. Bednar? You ate a baconater that had been sitting there all night>? this just overwhelmed me You can tell by looking?! oh my god Not quite as major as some of the ones I see here How the hell My gf bites her nails and this confused me. Mainly because she wears one of those as a ring. The most expensive book I've ever "required" for a class was 45 bucks, if I'm not mistaken. I like the textbook companies because they randomly send me a shit-ton of stuff! Then this random textbook lady cruises by my office every year to ask me if there's anything she can do for me. I'm married, so the answer is always no. What's not to say you'll be iced coffee someday? Note to self: Read username *BEFORE* mousing over links in comment threads I feel like they're stealing my soul... Did you just make this up? Yeah, wtf is up with that Yep IE9 is definitely as bad as IE8 Who are all those people still using Vista? stai ce? I especially like the part about how effective divining rods are. My little sister got rear ended ( how would you know that? what does it mean A what? Sure, that's the very first time Russell mentioned atheism. I think she is. How could you tell it was rat fur? they nailed it because they took a bunch of stuff from reddit You've got a wife that plays dota? Messi is failing to meet expectations? I watched up to 46 in two sittings... best thing on youtube in a very long time... I've lost track, though... are we in real time or are these the tapes found from the hotel? And not a single fuck was given. I looked at him with ಠ_ಠ. He looked back at me with There's already [AnimalPorn](/r/AnimalPorn) At least they let you know they are........'fixig'. They should a zoom out feature for observers/replays Does your car have internet access The day i stumbled upon a little website called... REDDIT. Oh god how my life changed i read on load that this can hit 100c Diffuse... EVERYTHING! Genius! Adorable until you hear the crunching when they eat it in front of you. "WHAT A GOOD LITTLE HUNTER" . 2008 what idiot makes a line chart with two lines of the same color? I know exactly where that is. Then he had better keep her away from his son... Yahhh!!! Lets just eat lettuce and tree leaves My cat brings me dead presents all the time and leaves them right in front of my driver side door outside of my car. On my birthday a couple of weeks ago he brought me a baby bunny. Wow, probably too much time for me to spend until my lottery retirement plan pans out... mommy's** Thanks for the informative post. I bestof'd you What the hell??? Your girlfriend is crazy. I didn't even know couples traded phones anyways That movie was some fucked up shit ...my mom drives a Jeep Wrangler... That is some excellent man posing. .....how does it get "broken" when there's no bone or anything inside? Ohh literally lost, I get it now.... God damnit Reddit... totally You look like my last year's math teacher That 404 page had the strangest colors and shapes that looked like a broken water bottle to me did u just hear something SirKeating? I can't believe I'm going to see EITS in less than a month I was trying to join a server and I got a message "You've been banned from this server". I had never been on that server... *Original packaging!?!* Oh god. I read the first two sentences of your post and thought "oh hey, mine are like that too! cool!" ... holy crap I shuddered...like a real legit ice down my back shudder...Damn OP...You scary holy crap I shuddered...like a real legit ice down my back shudder...Damn OP...You scary holy crap I shuddered...like a real legit ice down my back shudder...Damn OP...You scary what the fuck is wrong with my country This information just allowed me to cook eggs without them sticking for the first time ever If a chair doesn't work, buy a ladder -_- . Or pick up one of those dudes in front of the Home Depot (I'm totally assuming you are in America). Or buy a lamp If I lived in your area and could drive, I'd totally drive you Since you used "heard" I'll Skype call you and say it Did they KNOW it was your birthday? Looks like all my reviews are fake can't they move blocks O_O lol i chuckled at this post... so random.. Yeah, I spent the night with a really cute girl and she was telling me about Craigslist posts that she made to get dates. I was like " I swear to God this is the first post I clicked on while on mobile reddit as I sat down to take a shit and it freaked me the fuck out. Don't count on it. Rainmaker is money grubbing and unimaginative. They attempted to 'Reboot' it and have said if they were to do so the characters would be completely different to appeal to the audience of today. It's very unlikely we'd see a proper continuation of our favourite characters. Not to mention that the entire team responsible for Reboot does not work for this company, when they first drafted to revive it they hired a writer who's top credit was writing the 3rd direct to DVD Rugrats movie. I'm in scania. Yeah I'll join a big one then You could always use the cached version of reddit Same! I'm studying nursing (in Australia), and there's a Canadian RN who's come over to upskill her degree or something, and she told us about how they have to hang all their food up in a box in a nearby tall tree when they camp so that the bears don't eat it... The rest of the class just goes I just went there last month and it was terrible. Cause your brain is weird sometimes. It just remembers random things and puts everything together in dreams. I had a dream I was flying a jetpack once and raped a kid while I was flying Wow this is awesome. I've only started playing SC about 2 months ago and I cannot get over how awesome the SC community is. Barcraft and now this.. and they're even donating $5,000. Day9 is the man! Our leader is strong. PS: that cheque is massive. I.. eh.. what? You do know you can get that for $18. off of amazon right? This belt is scary. I can't believe I was that big. All my clothes hang off me now. How old is her computer that it can't even handle Diablo 2? Africa I ... what? Like online pizza delivery but by phone? Sleep is for the weak people That's my birthday too WELL. Now I know what 'sounddocking' means. isn't it weird how that movie is 12 years old Why is it bothering you?? I'm pee shy and proud! I did filthy vulgar things with my ex (you got me beat with your filthy vulgarities though.. red wings!? Sadly, usuallly the regular BGM. HOwever, on the rare instances I take my MP3 player from my car and have it on me while playing SF4, I am listening to Buckethead, Primus, or Electric Six. Why someone would listen to anything else baffles me they let you fire warning shots at people? I know the girl (and anyone who cleans the bathroom) wear gloves and just scrub the hell out of whatever needs to be scrubbed the hell out of. I think our cleaners are probably more super, for lack of a better word, because it's not just for a household it's for A STATE I prefer getting called a bitch in drive thru than cleaning the bathrooms, I don't know why This belongs in WTF. Are those pink panties? ( *Have you seen our kid?? He looks like ...us.* Oh geez..... That was awesome. My cousin used to do that same thing when he was young, I think it's a developmental issue. Also, why is that girl wearing her mother's underwear? Holy shit, that artist is fucking incredible $978, fair en... IS THIS THE AMERICAN DECIMAL MARK? >You DON'T save: $299 (75%) You save: $100 (25%) We want to teach kids about credit, but we fuck up their fractions. Holy fuck it was about to lay eggs in your ear! same here... i want theses.... bad.... Oh I'm sure they'll do a thorough investigation. I didn't even know socks had a left and right... 15 bucks seems a little pricey. Will probably still buy tho Who won? I was going to say you can pay as you go. Then I looked up how much law school is even at a public university I don't get an Ani invite every 30 minutes though. Who does Woah, that is totally insane I know, right? Who would down vote something like this? Mind=BLOWN That does *not* make it okay. ...the fuck I'm awake now. YES She's the Smurfette This video took me a looooooong YouTube run that eventually ended in a bulldog making twin babies laugh. did you cut the guys name out? NSFL not NSFW! Ahhhhh my eyes.... I need those! Meh, I just get lucky a lot. Getting lucky has taken me this far.. why would I want to start working hard now? I think I'm hooked. What the fuck. Adobe flash player crashed when she sat down I had a list of 5 websites that were selling it for $99 and by now all sold out... Bestbuy put back the price to $399 I've been having the opposite luck with swordmasters. Me (Acrobat) and my other two elementalist, mystic friends have been stomping all the swordmasters. i've never seen a movie like this video purports to make fun of What the hell.. is it Chernobyl Atlantic Herring or something? You might wanna scan that with a geiger counter before trying to eat it or... something.. a walrus on her period No, I'm just a software developer. I was simply surprised at how little retail managers get paid. I wasn't trying to brag about how much money I make ($45k is not even that much Why the hell is cancer so common? So would Riot's legal department... Just got a Heroes Hachimaki + 7 paints from this awesome guy - Last thing i want to see here is Relevant_Rule34's reaction What's derpenstine trying to ask? Doctor Who AND MLP Huh? Are there any beams pre-change? Could you still go with all those cats judging you? I was watching the two horses on the left, then I saw legs fly up on the right and I'm like it's really laid back so jeans/tshirt/tennis shoes are gonna be what most people are wearing. i'm 27 so i'm a bit older and tbh, the people there are mostly around my age or a little older. not sure how you feel about that but it's not like we'll be surrounded by old geezers I did mention in the OP that I took multiple (metaphorical) showers to wipe off the unclean feeling. I'm not 'proud' in any way. Happy that I managed to score my first big major resale value (a full buds profit That is a good question. I grew up in central Ohio, and once had a boyfriend whose dad said I had a northern Ohio accent, and then he proceeded to describe the different regional Ohio accents... I was like, what. the word "kiss" means "fuck" in arabic slang. the word "Air" is also slang for "dick" it's also pronounced "Ayr" aswell, and although the next one isn't a curse word, the name Caleb translates to "dog". going backwards, the word "fuck" is the past tense of unscrewed, not as in unfucking but unscrewing a lid or something...mind fuck Holy shit! 100,000+ Students and Academic Staff Same here My Eyes: ....doesn't barefoot running exclude five-fingers? \_ Really? They were using real guns. And he really DID have a forcefield. Yeah, I knew they stacked, but I didn't know you successfully pulled off that tactic that many times >_> Wow, those are really well done She looks like water pouring out of a faucet in a zero-gravity zone. So mesmerizing. I didn't think there were many of our kind (gay forever alones) in Philly. nope, im the guy with pikachu, lol. who are you? Imma say it once. That's a picture of a one legged amputee. You can fill in the rest Doing the dishes? Good woman. Deserves a reward Cannot unsee. The first 30 seconds are what my nightmares are made of; brief demonic possession voice with club dancing. Wonder what a satan fart smells like.... Damn, how many players were in that game? Is it horrible of me to have laughed? Oscar's incredible hat trick game winning goal in the u20 world cup final. Haha, I've been watching for eight hours straight Ohhh, that's dedication to annoyance. You shouldn't have let them know it bugged you. I once told this guy I didn't like it when people watch me eat. From then on, any time I was eating with him he'd stop what he was doing and stare. like: There is a little kid at the rink where I skate who wears these things Really? What compels a person to do something like this? I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT TEXT TURNED BLUE. The 5th picture girl's eyes look a bit huge. Just did this on Windows 7 and my link bypasses an mp3-wav conversion by going straight from youtube to wav, there's no program involved. Did you try it? I know right? I thought the "Stop having Fun" guy was just a myth... Not to mention he referred to the two year old girl as an "it." Moreover, avoid contact with the bat if at all possible, the shots you have to get for the vaccine are really annoying (not to mention, at least when I had to get them, strangely neon colored It is Sounds obvious, but really a lot of ink is wasted when you print something without checking it properly first. I have known people who were unaware of Print Preview Wow. Would definitely like to see more nothing as far as i'm aware ...An equalist like me? My name is Paul, and I was singing this last night for some reason. A *12* year old? You can definitely explain that to them Oh, but it doesn't congeal! That WOULD be really nasty Donnie Darko = Holy Fuck is that Ted Mosby!? For some reason this is seriously creeping me out at first i was all e_e then i was all thanks... yeah idk The low moans is right and way more vocal than any non hearing empared chick... the down side? picture fucking a hot blond that sounds like a cow Because its been said like 50 times in other posts There's to many bitches! This is terrible.. were you just joking? I'm not sure... Cannot unsee Plenty of things we need to do better to deal with the billions more we can expect over the next few decades. Dealing with soil erosion and overuse of fertilisers so we don't waste precious phosphorous by having it washed into the seas, for example. But, moving from industrial scale farming to personal scale farming is not one of those things. It's madness, hippy madness. Ah i see, well that was informative, seems digital and ananlog have very broad meanings ive never seen those candles before Oh god, those perspective problems make me feel kinda queezy i read it as "lavatory" Sounds more like a play style issue than race issue? Ah, Very well... Uh huh Yeah. Theyre identical. That shouldn't be legal. I wouldnt wanna cross monitor kid Hah! Maybe that's it. I can't even seem to recall the sensation I get. I live in Ireland, maybe I get ones about huge rain drops? "There's more energy in the molecules of wax than in the molecules of TNT." There is a starcraft.org? Why didn't you just surround it in bedrock? The house is still there he just can't get to it I'm about to start it as well The video id in the url is blowing my mind... thc What is this witchcraft! I... wait, what? You can hurt people with your mind? Super Glass cannon Yi Holy shit O_o wth? i was banned from posting threads cause i posted my stream, was checking to see if taht was lifted One of us...one of us...one of us... oh man, what if you could burrow buildings..? oh man oh god oh man OH GOD OH MAN touche cheese I... still don't know this... One of us...one of us...one of us... I'm not really a stalker but I've seen you many times lately. Holy crap you post a lot mine said the trunk if it weren't for Hydreigon and Reuniclus, I would have thought this was from an older game I haven't played, because I have no idea what this is A 1GB flash drive? How sure are you? ( This is what my experience has been too. Non-religious, but attended Catholic school as a kid. Evolution was part of the curriculum, and never treated as less than fact. Then I learned about Creationism on the internet, and went Can't trust them but you love eating their food...??? Look at picture of elf houses, see T-16 skyhopper in background Who wants to be _that_ guy? You know, the one whose dick causes cancer. (\_)\_)===D Wizard Meth Lol I understand, they are confusing when you are 12. It took me like forever to be comfortable enough to do it. And Yes I understand there are reasons why some women use pads but I wonder why. Why would a woman not be able to use tampons besides them being uncomfortable and why would they be uncomfortable in the first place? I have this stupid idea that there are a bunch of girls out there that tried tampons once, didn't put it in far enough so it hurt and then got mad and never used them again. I can think of two reasons scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll the fuck have i done this isn't real "Going down" on someone is archaic? Since when? Interesting. It's on the complete series set. I just went and watched it after you said it was banned. I feel that the moral may not have to do completely with it. I feel the almost headache inducing flashing sequence in one of the songs may have been one of the other reasons. mine is private too, but they are still asking such stuff -.- i clearly said NO TNT, and what do you think thats away 1 hour later? THE SPAWN I don't know what this is... I'm more amused that two women can do this and live than anything. Like I want to show this to everyone if it was raining during a sandstorm, wouldnt it be more like raining mud? like, some sorta crazy mudstorm? Didn't notice this was r/minecraft until the third frame, so when it said 'can you take away the rain? Alright' I was like 'YIKES Oddly, watching this video and seeing the height made my wrists hurt. *Ate?* We're talking about HER APPLE, right? I guess y'all skip throwing the coxs in after you win a race then (I hope)... Certainly a badass moment but in future you never try to grab a falling knife, what if you'd cut open your hand? At first I thought this was a kindergarten checklist... "Has a tattoo" i'm just enthralled that this picture is in color at first i was like Why is this downvoted? Is it a scam? I'm not going to give anyone the requested info without a .gov domain unless it's verified as Real by Reddit... Thing is: I saw her - yes, she IS a girl. And she has such a low voice It's like . . . you knew exactly what I was doing People still use Tissues? 3 second silence on a 6 second cooldown? i had gom player but i had to get korean one to play the vid Hmm really? I didn't think there was a difference Microwave...doughnuts... I know, that is the term that was used during the last election, though. I really couldn't believe that someone could be a Muslim AND a member of a radical racist Christian Church also... Really? I hadn't checked! Awesome...that has to be my all time low. The ironic part is I'm from the south... can't seem to add you on sc2 Captain Jack? Pose as little girl -> gay get all teh guys. Milk of the puppy? WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?! MOFFUCKED! I got 90% because I chose option 1 on the last question... How about TvP on the Korean graph? 38.8 vs 61.2 why is everyone dying today? But... Hair has nothing to do with femme From Stringer Bell. Being Level 85 gets you women? What's with Cesc's sports bra?! It's an American HBO show set in the 1930's on a traveling circus. There is mystery, magic, struggles between good/evil - and it is very well done, well acted, and set up. Although I'm not done yet, I would highly recommend it to you based on the programs you listed. Although I am very disappointed that The Wire is one of your dislikes... You're right... Weird. When I first started playing it it started at the breakdown... I, for one, have never felt that PC gaming was dying. 51-52. Outloud, but I'm alone ...but, ticks and mites are arachnids, not insects I just want to share an encouraging story along this line, since I'm thinking about it. So, Disturbed has a kind of reputation for misogyny due to songs like "Down with the Sickness" and "The Game" right? The one time I was at a Disturbed show and didn't have my own seat, not a single guy hassled me and my cousins. A few women decided to grind on my female cousin, though. inflatable beer pong table? don't you need a hard surface to play beer pong? "Breast jobs... usually make the person look better" So true. I'll try, I have a lot to do. Support Morgana? Honestly, AKB48 just overdoes it for me. I always thought Morning Musume was too big for their own good. Now AKB48 comes along Wonder what's on tv? ....for the rest of the night. Personally, I find it disgusting just thinking about it. I've never tried it, but I don't think I want to I was just thinking about this last night while I was at a [7] and brushing my teeth! It's awesome! And then the minty flavor left in your mouth, om nom nom nom nommm! Now.. try brushing your teeth.. in the SHOWER! Well it is dude, it's a picture of my wood...wait that came out wrong 8 hours. Holy mother of God. But, wait, what? With Carrie Fisher coked up, wasn't he a tag team partner with the Big Boss Man? What's even freakier is seeing the wings at landing when most of the fuel is gone and they're deflecting 6 foot up whereas they were bending down a few feet before takeoff. You never deleted your internet history? I deleted mine everytime I got off work I can only handle so much blowing of my mind in a short span of time... I must get off of this thread Sweet mother of God! That looks pretty damn good! MY. GOD. My god your lips. Now that's a *bright* idea! I just posted an article about my sleep paralysis in /r/nosleep. I went to a concert in Indy last fall. It was mostly really awkward fat girls with Hanson tattooed all over their bodies or attractive drunk chicks, and one 50-ish year old guy in cutoff shorts... Batman Exam Two years to the day... I'm moving to this exact town in less than a week. Is the saying 'wetwork', I always thought it was 'woodwork' That fence kinda looks like a penis Wow, that is by far the most imbalanced/unfair trade I've heard of yet i know. i cant marry everyone. Unless I was a polygamist. But WHY! Why is there writing for one message and an image for the other there isn't? this is impressive In grade three I was given detention because the teacher thought I was wearing lipstick, even though she scrubbed my face with a paper towel and nothing came off. She said it must be "mood lipstick", whatever the hell that means that works shhhhh dont tell her. i think she mighta already commented on the thread svientology?? Just read through their 'comedy' about atheists. It was just insults For some reason, the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic (before i noticed your "avengers filming" was Prototype Yikes, seems it was an agonizing process for you! Alright thanks, I'll definitely try and make it through the rest of today and go to sleep at around 9pm or so and hopefully that helps... I keep setting the alarm, which is across the room(About 15 feet), and I apparently turn it off, according to my roommate(Says I go to the bathroom, talk and stuff, which I have no memory of Alright thanks, I'll definitely try and make it through the rest of today and go to sleep at around 9pm or so and hopefully that helps... I keep setting the alarm, which is across the room(About 15 feet), and I apparently turn it off, according to my roommate(Says I go to the bathroom, talk and stuff, which I have no memory of Why is a girl fapping? Damn, sorry then. People really use that? Fuck. ... *and* you're only 5' tall? There are other redditors in Singapore? i thought it was over, the second one caught me so of guard i'm still shaking I am at work at the moment and just jumped around and hid under a book... My colleagues looked at me like Wuuuut? that's awesome. my mom's name is Eiko. bon matin At first I was like "no way", and then I was like "34560 Glad to see your dad meets your expectations. Jellyfish... Especially those giant ones in Japan ....... Lucky us! If not... I had on headphones I haven't noticed any other visual change in r/Guildwars2 except for the position of the search bar when i disabled it. Am i missing out on something? Looks exactly like what I've got mate Its not a real puppet :) Just an image of one.. why does no one get this? I carved a picture of a zombie/puppet/mermaid in a stint of boredom. Its not like a functioning puppet and im not going to do standup with it. So... There's a lumberjack themed theme park? It's very strange that my mind had pictured a woman teacher. When I go back and read it, I was sure there was a "she" or "her" in there. I can only suggest splitting it into the six main pieces. The tiniest about of movement and gravity wins against the bottom magnets. The weight of it in one piece and shaking in a vehicle (for 16 hours You'd think somebody would do the math at some point to see how much revenue is lost because of this and do something about it YES! Thank you, finally I can get this out of my head Holy fucking shit. Well they certainly don't hover hand. Also, that's kind of a creepy expression Matt has Correct. Also, 3 minutes?! That's a leg? I think that the combination of the apple and the leaf make an M for mac rumors, and that the seeds form a mouse clicking with white space. I hope that's all there is- I'm going to school for graphic design Huh, weird. I was taught gringo english and I've always called it a queue. They had Tumblr in ancient greece? I think this has been posted 48 times since the rally... Caspar the ghost.Realy You use deodorant on your back? I've had those for the longest time. Doctor gave me lotion for it Are you psychic? it's not go-ee-thee? Building was shaking crazy Stropping on his hand, I'm on Long Island NY and we felt it too, Hahah it was so funny. I was a DADT engineer on the F-22 for Lockheed of which Boeing was our partner. Our crack criteria was determined by the airforce, so I was wondering how different the criteria was for commerical planes. You mentioned CFRP doesn't fatigue making me go Wow, me too. Cum brothers Towson here, felt that. My PC tower was wobbling The elusive Mommicus hypocrticus... But is it so when you're in front or behind the cable? I need the crow I felt it in Chillicothe. My wife told me people in Northern Michigan felt it as well. Looks amazing. It's not easy to get color like that. And the white! WTF is that o_O Holy fucking crap! I'm 30 miles from the epicenter Deadwood needs a nerf? Man, I think that movie impressed both my Dad and 9yr old me. Just sitting there watching the dinos running across that giant field, definitely a total o_o o_O Jacy knows everything >You'd think somebody would do the math at some point to see how much revenue is lost because of this and do something about it Man, 3 months ago I would've agreed. Then I drove in SF during rush hour for the first time since selling my car and moving up here. I'll take awful traffic and stuck on the fwys ANY DAY over trying to maneuver the FiDi at 5pm on a game day Skip a bunch of remakes to surprise the shit out of us with twilight princess Did he use the dog as rape bait? omg so cute Did the original Yuna have her pants up so high? Just about everyone on reddit. she coulda worked there This in itself is a post about the earthquake. pics? Nice catch; weird that the Flickr page would have it wrong How is knowing the basics of first aid relevant to dating? NICE! It's not seasons old... Are people seriously having this discussion? Jesus! I had no idea...god people have no sense of humor nowadays You sound like my friend... Huh. I was not aware that any companies actually put discussion of your salary into an NDA. Seems very odd. Anytime I've had an issue while under an Apple warranty they've made it extremely simple to deal with. I've abused this current MBP for 2+ years with no issue (every day, work/personal/8+hrs daily) so I've never had to replace any parts. I have had an iPhone display issue and they replaced the phone with barely any questions. But, yeah, mileage will vary. You've heard folks being told to buy a new computer while under warranty? Is anyone else creeped out by how orgasmic their faces look? Shortbus Ahhhh, same response and age The point of this thread is discussing that law, and whether or not it makes sense for bikes in all situations. I actually cried shenanigans on your shenanigans, and checked it in MS Paint myself... wowzers I was thinking the same thing... I want to see your cook book collection. That *is* fucking terrifying. Especially since I just saw that AWFUL video of that kid jumping of the bridge in Lebanon or wherever and getting his whole face split in half and dying That was this first thing I saw. snap me too. ohyahbohr's resume looks eerily like mine though I don't know much about art, but I know what makes me wake up screaming in the middle of the night. Is that... The pigeon who wanted to drive the bus? I read the first half of your comment and was all I do have a best friend, and it bewilders me, too. OMG WHAT A GIANT... tail! Cuddly fella... She's a grandmother at 45? I love this, but I cannot believe ... I guess 32 is the official age at which I cannot conceive putting this much effort into a coloring book. But well done. I'm sorry. If developers like this can get jobs I think it may be time for me to start hunting for a job I just realized it had multiple openings... I want those shoes When I heard that I was like Didn't we have that before? I remember seeing it just a few days ago. ErisHeiress answered correctly, but I just came to say that the middle one looks EXACTLY like a hair comb we used as a prop in a production of Snow White I did as a kid! And Apu Nahasapeemapetilan isn't voiced by an Indian either. Subreddit much? how did your friend become more ethnic? HOW DO I GET ONE You two looked identical oh my god you're right! I open most things from in my inbox, don't notice stuff like that... dude how can you stand that all the time?! I see you reading this! Ditto, but 25 and 19. The one in the check in booth. You bought 6 and received 12...or you bought 12 and received 24 Whew. Close call! Your heads appear to have grown Capplejack. my ~~god~~ <some deity that may or may not exist> that brings back memories I'm more sad for the thing next to her. Maybe we shouldn't have dismissed him over a scream... Calc-educated redditors? I learned this in high school when I was 16... Everyone does here (France). You don't in the US? Or is it that most redditors are under 16? Wait really? There's a full plate of kimbap out on the table right now jesus what have i done Might? It's the Libyans! The intro was kinda of fucking creepy to the video .....that's not even remotely the same How can you not want those? Just wait until the syllabi end and the actual work begins So you really think China is going to invade the US? Pretty sure that was freshman English here in the states bro. Either way, cool movie. The remake was fun to watch too since it had guns and shit Your dorms have computer labs? Your dorms have computer labs? Really what the heck is this about? I am really confused as to how you did not figure this out That should make for some interesting tan lines When I comment on something I always forget about it, then when I see I have a message I think "Oh shit, what have I done now.. There are plenty of youtube videos showing the results of that exact thing happening. lol no... but my gyno had very big hand I marked this NSFW due to the busty advertisements on the sides of the website. I have always found that ghost terrifying So is *this* what I'm watching right now outside in the brickyard?!? ¯\_( Everything. Yes! 949 redditor! This is the most amazing bp I've ever seen I didn't notice that at all Yes you should be ashamed. GO PLAY IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW Wait... what? Who looks like this when using a smart phone? I lost mine to 'Blood and tears' - Steve Vai r u kidding,right? how'd you do that 1.5 is several decades? Lolz people still get games through places other than steam? Anyone care to explain why this guy's getting massive downvotes? 368? Is... is that a typo? Upvoted just for Feed Me, but this song sounds a little generic by his standards. Doesn't make me go An eigth for $50? I'm 6 months older than her Hey any luck? I've the same problem with no luck. Both channels seem to kinda work, as if I plug a headset into the headphone port on the speaker HALFWAY, both channels of the headset work fine. I've had the speaker apart with no obvious bad solder joints and no obvious mechanical damage to the speaker itself. I'm stumped Not only destructible debris... creatable debris !! Imaging this game with average redditors White text over a white shirt...genius How did you get that out of this? wow op answered thanks! also when you do get it open can you post links of what's in it in either a new thread or the original text box of this thread so we can all see "Smell Yo Dick" But when you flush, your pee/poop particles go everywhere!! Even on your *toothbrush*. Oh yeah. Then you ran across things like "Usagi's Usual Morning" and you were left all Not only do I go to UNC, but I'm also going to my first Kendo practice tonight Lol wut. I went to sleep with 209 upvotes, woke up with 217. HAO DID U KNOW I don't really understand... Ah right. I tested it on all the FOV settings and sadly that didn't solve anything for me! I want to run my game on 90... All these "these comics are all the same" comics are all the same. I read "57 penises," and was thoroughly confused. My apologies then. I misunderstood, that's the last time I reddit before dinner. Hungry = read something incorrect, apparently Woah there's a flag on the play! You can't run away when shit goes bad and even then I doubt one of your friends would get mad at you. Actually I played a private server in Ragnarok Online for a bit and it was fun never went really hard but for a whole summer I was "married" to this guy who was just a big emo tool that needed attention. He always dodged my advances to see pictures obviously nothing lewd just see what "my wife" looked like in real life. Turns out one day he was really scared and thought I'd hate him and kept saying he had something to tell me but don't get mad and all that. He told me he was a guy and then I was like You're lucky; my 65lb Lab mix tries to climb into my lap while the car is moving. A what delay, now? When i saw it was a bird he was making, i was like Is is it weird that the show's theme was playing on pandora when I saw this So liking more than one genre of music is a bad thing? Who are you quoting? I've read that exact paragraph before she is pretty, those eyes Holy shit, i want those shoes Looks like the heavy from TF2 You're very aggressive, I can see why people don't annoy you in game You really think immortals, warp prisms, and ravens are useless? I hate when comics are way to god damn long and then not funny at the end Way too much damage for... a tank? wait a minute...i may have this system wrong He was upset about never being circumcised? I am in the business of making things dull to shiny. Or kills a bike lane and puts a kitten there instead. woah i didnt know dainese had anything under 400-500 oh shit oh shit I *was* suspicious... I guess I just accepted it once the clip ended with no obvious indication of being a sketch show, except...uhm: "THE BOAT. [](/b01 " how did you find this picture Why is the american government running adverts telling it's citizens to enforce its christian moralities on people? why was it necessary to get on all 4's I actually researched this because you just blew my mind. I refused to believe that Messi, after living in Barcelona since he's been 13 years old, can't speak Catalá. But you're right. Why were they selling their signs? Where is this? Upvote; that was fucking incredible everything is brown This is some Hindu-Nirvana shit right here im not really sure how many entered. i chose to enter at the place where i bought a bike because it didnt seemed like they advertised the event as much as places like berts. who knows, maybe i got chosen because i was the only one who used that dealership What's with the creepy doll on Oprah's couch? what on his right arm? ...universe? That dude is surrounded by hot women, booze, and sex and he could not look any more bored. i am at a loss for words. this sort of blatant alcohol abuse is excusable. no! not the captain!!!!! funny, 2 days ago it would appear that you were a female who has only ever had one night stands... Gas from trees? How about he just freaking accept that everybody's not dtf every minute he is? I have no idea what that guy is doing Yeah I thought this was an in-game screenshot when I first saw it The Knights of New... Failed us??? Wow, Icenhancer is getting better and better Holy! The screenshots are amazing now do Battletoads What the I don't even...Oooh, My favorite thing about DF? Those times you look down at what's happening and think: Those eyes, I can't look away I don't see the problem with what she said. ** I know exactly how you feel. I have to go to "work", then pack the car in preparation to leave tomorrow. Holy shit. I can't believe I leave for the playa tomorrow. hmm... based on the votes, (5 v 5) i guess i should have titled this "look what my girlfriend drew at her office" love the band, but still think this is an odd single for the new album I never used SAI... that's what young people use No clue *NOT* the strangest? Proof. education, sustainability, social justice matters? I now see dicks instead of bones... So much weed At first i was like -.- then i was like Good idea! For some reason i didnt think of a squat rack. I just checked craigslist for what you were talking about and found one. Full olympic weight set, bar, lat pull down, squat rack, ab-bench and bench, ez curl all nautilus brand. $205 there is no spoon woah I get this a lot too. I'm a software engineer as well and it is funny how many times folks tell me to my face that Macs are for people who don't know what they are doing, or are overpriced, or that you'd be foolish to buy one. DO THEY HATE REDDIT???? Nigger homes? Holy crap! and how old are you??? be honest...i must know Ah! I see why I didn't recognize any of these bands! They have gone against the grain and posted the album title first and the band second. Ladder anxiety on League of Legends ? am I the only one who read nun instead of noun? oh baby i'll like the beans off your body anyday is that you blametruth o-o he just made a video about finding his old cards you better pray my gf doesn't click this fucking link....I am Hold up, where did you even get a picture of a child with a boner? lmao, if only. It went more like Why is the infiltrator a young kid with no brains? I was like "Oh its LeBlanc you stupids" then read that and looked closer and I went How on earth do you mistake the clutch for the brake? Maybe he *does* understand why we're asking, and that's why he's not saying anything. 2 time trials in a 7 stage race is also a bit that was supposed to be a reply to the parent Caitlyn doesn't have a stun yes actually... maybe this is actually a cancer support group and we're not supposed to be here??? Is that finn on the screen? Why does someone keep voting you down for speaking plain, hard facts? what song was it? "My grass was the wrong color." After re-reading her post, I'm a little unsure about what Merissa is saying. She didn't explicitly state her point, or what the reader was supposed to agree with. After going through it slowly, I think it can be interpreted that Merissa wants illegal immigrants to be shot or sent to 12 years in prison. Show is seriously awful. Not sure why I keep watching it. Does this mean I was right? Woah just staring at that picture of 10 and 11 in the SAME outfit is really making my head spin. I can't get a handle on it, seriously. Woah just staring at that picture of 10 and 11 in the SAME outfit is really making my head spin. I can't get a handle on it, seriously. HOLY GODDAMN. Your what is far from that usual? Makes you wonder, what do tattoos with oriental writing really say in English speaking countries. I think your car has the red ring of death my uncle had a squirrel infestation in his attic and he dealt with it like any gun nut would, he shot at them with a .22 rifle Haven't had those in a while...I hope they still sell them here Hahah so great! Im not creative either... some of these titles im like 35 days?? that is the sickest bong i have ever seen I'm really curious though, wouldn't she have felt the hair while showering/bathing with soap? Or even the tiny bit of texture that feels through the toilet paper when you wipe? I must either have industrial grade pubic hair, or your mom has infinitely soft down hair Addcrack? Actually im the type of guy that would prefer that. I constantly notice how photoshopped cleavage is in magazines. It doesn't even look real at all, I don't understand how people approve it for their ads I would let my kid keep their teeth in their mouth where they are, knowing full well I could knock them out later if I chose to. Unless you are talking about something different... Appropriate username why would an L be a blunt? true that, but still i box like that too. i am left handed, but use the mouse right handed Damn, it's TRUE Ew. So you wouldn't even be creating anything then? Kinda defeats the purpose of trying to making something, no? Do it again. Oh dear god, i know who that girl is This is so awkward. All of TNG is now up for streaming on Netflix. what does getting a kick in the balls got to do with either boners or periods? Basically the same as most of you.. but on more than one occasion I ended up bleeding through my jeans at school and find my chair was covered in blood A yellow lighter! I think my face is more akin to In your linked video, he looks like he is locking some of his knuckles in the tiger pushups...cheater! The phoenix eye ones are impressive tho That looks like George Takei ...what's different about typing left-handed? Why does the pyro have a shirt She does it better than you Wie spät? Dreiviertel Neun. That's why my package was late Exactly wtf happened to that sniper? That's a really broad question This is the cutest thing I think I've ever seen The thumbnail had me thinking he was just blowing massive spit bubbles. Don't know why I clicked on it Oh easy done. I actually have some thick art board left over that I was gonna try... but I think since thats not plastic, it'd soak pee and what not and smell a bit ... where? Hey do guys think the squid will join the crew I was there in 2006 and I didn't see a single one you're not expected to do anything I'm kind of calling fake if, in 3 years, that was your weirdest request... Stop. Karma doesn't matter. Nobody cares if Why try a DEMO when I can try the entire game? " Wow really? 2011 Dallas Cowboys: MIB 3 years and no posts We can see that by your minerals ... that wasn't a creak. That's...quite a magnet you have there. As a college Korean American myself, I can't say that I'm exceptional when it comes to holding down my drinks. But you see some of the 40s-50s adults in Korean restaurants and they'll have about 12-16 empty bottles of soju between 3-4 guys. And they consider those 'round 1.' Crazy stuff. how do you record this Wait what this thread is about Soraka people were actually phoning you up because you're closing a subreddit? Really, the New Brunswick part?! yes, way too cheap You still need the phillips head?! Imagine how bad it was for women before pads. They had to wear freaking _belts_ with dangling clips. They had thick padded cotton cloth pads that had to be washed _by hand_ and hung out to dry. That doesn't sound like Steam. Landing on it's belly!? don't knock it till you've tried it A-fuckin-mazing... I'll show ye ...TIL I am a hard sci fi writer Because an engineer will hit me, and I will die, and it will piss me off Nice game. I keep messing up when the Green one appears on the bottom right. My brain forces me to think that WASD is for the balancing (since it's on the left) and the arrows for the green. God damn you That green chair is amazing.... **Original Submission [100%]:** [Why I'll never make Reddit front page.](/r/funny/comments/jv2dz "Posted by **Posted:** 7h before this post by *[o_OReddit](/user/ Based on your username, I might pass unless you've washed your hands Ah, of course... I thought the antenna looking thing was connected to it My dad just out of the blue says, "They will cry wolf...she says it's ok and that everything is fine and dandy but then they cry wolf. Be carefull. You don't want to put yourself in that situation." So I said, "OK, Dad.." What the fuck did I just see? What is your summoner name? It shouldn't show 1401 as silver, since that's not even close enough for the rounding issue it is still fucked up for me I can't stop watching it Why are you talking about *Ro-bearBerbil,* when my comment was in response to anonIdahoGuy's "evolutionary instinct" argument? It has nothing to do with Ro-bearBerbil's situation. Seriously, I mean the people leaving comments on there are either incredibly oblivious or just stupid. What if she's just crazy, too... Tethtothterone? I wouldn't call that nice No-one's here Yeah I brought one of these to office hours once and the professor was like " Unless you go on I-75, then you're going North, South, East AND West all at the same time. I love the numbered grid pattern here, but it's god-awful in Hialeah, where the streets start and stop every other block Damn, I gotta drink 5 drinks in an hour to be past the legal limit? (O_o_o_o_ I would buy one I could watch his hands all day JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Especially the way he says 'next...' as if that is a request for a new pose/photo What is it? How do you guys restore photos like this?! Is there a tutorial on how to do this with photoshop somewhere? Baby broth!! He's reaching for his neck! He's reaching for his neck! I got a phone call from a guy I like, telling me that I would be better if I lost weight... yesterday... at 3am... waking me up omg omg omg i had totaly forgot about that i could hear the ocean When is the bonus weekend? often suggests you don't ALWAYS call her that I remember this show Rivers aren't THAT frequent. This is oddly creepy The thought of non-existence. Just... not 'being' anymore. four head? that's a point 4 head ... Did I play against you earlier?!?! Perhaps s/he was waiting for him to come alone, then would pose as a friend/family member to 'pick him up' and take him to his lovely date! Lol creepy thought, perhaps s/he was watching OP's friend each time he arrived? You sound like a fan of eugenics. Without LSD it is already one crazy mindfuck... that portion size looks huge Holy wow. You were right ( WTF is this shit I don't use a tablet to browse the web... Beautiful quads Thank you very much! I would very much appreciate if you made a video, but ofcourse you decide! This helped a lot... now i just need Cinema 4D! She writes baby fur comics too, this site is fuck'd um..why the hell would her sister out her? They look like a I transferred from overseas to the States after my sophomore year . HALF WAY through my junior year, the county school system decides to administer a test to determine if I was placed in the proper English class....by pulling me out of my academic English class. The test administrator asked me "Do you speak English?" What if being higher scares me? because west jet flights have those TV's on the back of the seats! AND THAT SHIT'S AWESOME. It's just the staff... they worry me. How is BF3 more like CoD compared to BFBC2? Haha Linton Oaks. wtf was a gator doing there? How do you know? She ripped our Valdmir on mid hmm it would be better the other way around $465,270... Intriguing I thought of barnacles! Sick keyboard! Man are people fast on grabbing these, get one in 0.5 sec and its already used This shit should be BANNED. That last panel made me feel a bit iffy because of the previous one. Also, iffy is apparently a word Then why did you ask? explorer e ok, serios, chiar nu am vrut sa mananc nimic azi If i remember correctly a 1.2 TB SSD costs $5,00. There is a Qadiani video there as well That is badass. Can you really link to porn here? Play Dead Space 2 and see how far i can get before i turn the game off in mary-jane induced fear Nintendo did 9/11 Where did you buy yours and for how much? I just posted a link to the same video that is a recommended watch to anyone after they view the video. I posted that link because it wasn't posted yet and I did so without any intent on starting an argument. And you think I'm mad... because of.... What? Mind=Blown. That is sooo awesome, even the text sends chills down my spine. I swear majora's mask probably traumatized me a bit as a kid. Right. Ummmmm... okay. Thanks for, uh... answering... Yeah, I have a pretty long neck, though I've never really gotten many comments about it... The most noticeable ting is that I have a very long chin (not visible in this picture). Also, I thought we were rating looks, not fashion sense wow.... why doesn't he just get a chill mat? That's like $70 USD though. My cat is ADDICTED to my little brother's scent, especially his sweaty clothes. My brother has a bad habit of taking off his clothes when he gets home from baseball and leaving them on the floor, and on multiple occasions I've caught my cat rolling around in them like they were full of catnip or something. Depends. How long have you been lurking!? did you look at the map? there were at least 2 paths that crossed through Oklahoma Zombies? I love you forever He **owns** a Catholic Why are all of your smiles exactly the same?! over 200 subscribers… OK, i am very sorry! But i dont get it though, Black Ops ''Battle Recorder'' was able to be seen in Youtube.. aww chihuahua... but what happened to the dog on the right? If by "forced surgery" you actually mean "additional taxes" then, um yes, I guess so. Why are you reading this thread then? Am i turning blind or why dont i see a pinkamena there dish soap and sponge? Why is your flair pink? 22? The part where the fungus comes out of the ant's head is nasty That is one of the greatest clips I have ever witnessed in my life Everyone usually loses to MVP I wish. Haha I *used* to be a carb queen! I thought pasta was one of the healthiest things I could eat Its looks like the left two faces in the 4th-to-last panel get larger or smaller as you scroll up and down. what is in the video? those fans are amazing, but I don't think I'd trust em on my junk That's a lot of views His win streak is extraordinarily impressive I'm terrified to level a new alt after reading this. ***IS ANYONE INTERESTED IN CREATING A FOCUS GROUP DETERMINING WHETHER AN AMA FOR A PERSON WHO HIJACKED A THREAT AND WASN'T HONEST ABOUT IT WOULD BE WORTH CREATING AN AMA FOR?!?! i dont go over to friends houses because last time i did he was a sleep humper ( i'm a guy to so he might be gay I just don't understand how that could have carcinogens when trees don't Did I hear something about unlimited detail? You didn't? I'm sorry to hear about your aunt How could you possibly think you are ugly? You're just bringing up the folder that the "Search Control Panel" box searches through. You'd mightaswell just use the standard control panel I've actually had people try to offer me money if I taught them. To be honest, it's just something I randomly know how to do, like wiggling my ears, or taco tongue. I bet that means I could make ratatouille too damn you are fine wow did not know australian and american parties were so close There are soo many other problems with this build man, that like.. You know..outweigh the time you spend injecting queens. Like.. wondering queens is an issue The comments on that video Lovely area..... maybe just trim those back a little more You hardly remember her in a drunken state but you know she's an 8? I had a dream that went from being about soul eater to pokemon to gash bell and ending with harry potter How could such a grandeur of a mistake have taken place Haha! I like this. What's with the stairs with a torch on it, though? Your ignorance level is too damn high... does that even make sense? Great shot! Fantastic view of the sky there. I'm planning on checking out the harbor on a run later today. Winds are still kicking right now.... Oh Notch! I've been telling everyone about the release and it's guessed date. I didn't even bother to get prepared. Wait am I reading this right? A gamepad. A piece of physical hardware used to control a local system. It requires internet connectivity? I was still living in Saint-John, New-Brunswick when that happened and all I can remember is the intense damage it caused to the tree in front of my house. It was literally split in half I wouldn't say pissed but there is a look in his eyes. Kinda like That key contains his DNA "official" build? How old are you? Proceed... sounds like my breakfast. Why does the picture look like a painting when you zoom in? ... Is that technically ... your neighbor with the kids, or the neighbor next to them? That is an amazingly awesome beard. I previously thought he was a medicore zerg. What an eye-opener taking down the favorite Puma Ja też nie Wait, what? I'm lost. I was just kidding on the stalker. You looked away to type this, are you still with us Bob? Way to knock out my coco berry bombs :P Awesome pic too, what camera do you use? Thanks, I think my eyes/eyebrows are one of my favourite features. people are allowed to have their own favourite features, right? wat Oh yeah. I saw this once the other day. I could've sworn it either thouwas trying to make me stalk someone wait a sec.... this isn't fitness For some reason, I hated the Lunataks My first reaction was to make sure this was posted in r/woahdude. It only happened once in my experience. Right after we landed, the pilot announced that we were about 45 minutes early to our destination, which prompted a round of applause from the passengers. my first bike is a measly 107BHP... .. I almost went for a z1 Wait, what does that mean though? Do you think reddit limits one account per IP? Mine had sex with the dog I'm confused as to what this means though. Thanks for the info. I didn't *think* that's what it was For some reason I felt as though I was going to have an anxiety attack I think Pobelter's signature was really nice Yes + collar. All the time. Wow, that headline Look at those ears! How do you say no to that face?! Battletoads did OP accidentally double ENTendre? O_O_ LOL, Sooooo True... but i would like at least get a glimpse of the "Logic" on this issue... its better then the story my buddy told me about his wife, evidently she had a dream where he did something in the dream that was F'd up and pissed her off in her DREAM and when she got up she was pissed at him for what he did in her dream for 2 days... evidently she does it ever few months. but never tells him what it is that he did in the dream cool. They're canadian? That will haunt my nightmares tonight, and many to come... At least he doesn't punch them. 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The only thing that surprised me when watching Adventure Time was that in an episode about stealing and there was this girl that acted all innocent then said "I'm gonna cut your throat" or something like that. I was like That smiley doesn't work well. It's a mix between Woah… It's big! And awesome looking! Is there an inside? For sure... Thanks for NO SLEEP tonight, OP... I read this as "I would hit you with a bar." You're right! I always thought those were completely insane. But I tried 5 minutes ago, just to see how impossible they are. I went "Weeeee!!!" into the air, just like Tony! im actually watching dexter right now I also want to know this! I can't get enough personal feedback from people. I've been especially wanting to hear some negative feedback from people who got a chance to play the game, cause let's face it, nobody who's played the game has said anything negative about it! How many times have you seen that? Jesus We have a tough 8 game stretch to begin the season We have a tough 8 game stretch to begin the season Phantasy... Star? Sega games? 10 and older? For a while I thought those were octoplurals.. then when I got it I was like not sure if serious. Finally, a vibrator I would be proud to display on my work desk. more so as a blonde You serial? same except im hiding the full big book under a few boxes and never ever ever ever move those boxes, cause that picture scares the hell out of me Sounds great the way it is! Maybe link the mythology that you're creating with something cultural. Maybe all these people had ancestors from the same part of Europe eventhough they're not related, something sinister from the past returns to torment those who are descended from townspeople who were involved in a crime like the lynching of an innocent person or something like that. If my ideas don't seem to fit with what your plan for your story is, then maybe you're ready to finish it without suggestions! Perhaps the story is writing itself, but using your mind and hand. then you proceed to attempt to attack that squirrel and your friend. I just watched "Noroi the curse" at first I was like "This isn't so bad..." But HOLY SHIT I can't even move after I saw the ending! I rarely see a car with a full tank of gas. Hahaha, epic. This always happens to me in my car, stupid car design Wut I saw that thumbnail and thought it was a kid Why did I think it was September already? That should be an easy distinction for me, since my birthday is 9/1 No way. I thought you looked familiar I really hope this didn't happen Your dad looks like a douche ...I'm only $25K in debt tho I've been sick and what not other times, but I guess I've been ridiculously lucky Up Boat... But I got to ask, did your boss knew? Chelsea *got* Yossi from Liverpool... Doesn't it bother anyone that this is the third post about Ambien/Zolpidem/Stilnox that has made it to the Reddit frontpage in as many days? I've ridden with you before While sober Lost... I had seen my grandfather watching it, and it seemed pretty good... 4 days later, I watched the whole series in a week MC definitely packed on the pounds since april Maybe Verizon will get the DROID Prime while other carriers get the Nexus Prime nah, I was just impressed by my friend's ability to keep the mouse that straight how did you just discover this 3 weeks ago? dat ashe + annie, fucking awesome Not sure if he doesn't realise I was being sarcasting.... or if I am being trolled Just got to that part. It was strange. meh. i actually BOUGHT standing stone — on CD at that! — and after a few listens, was v. 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Even the ugly or creepy ones? is it wrong that i noticed it after only half a second? ...why have I got "Chickenwire" written next to your name here? Lol the guy that said that line did the best in my opinion. The others just sounded so plain a parts. But the video was so amazing none the less Why is this article 15 individual pages state liquor. huh.... something tells me thats not the case... That sounds terrifying. Can't be unseen 9+9-3+8= 23 Ironically... snakes can swim. I'm on that exact same laptop right now... Colored text Isn't this like the Run From The Cure documentary It looks like an eyeball, with the iris, the pupil, and the fovea in the back sending everything to the brain Took a quick look at final game 2, can't even see the first two kills For a moment there.. I thought it was a Kangoroo, big teeth Did you visit my bathroom last night? I literally just watched that episode 25 minutes ago YOU'RE SUPPOSE TAKE THE WATER OUT??? So did.... I.. ...So you made a gif out of a youtube video that was posted yesterday? upboated for being a cool guy about it, usually people act less than civil in these matters anybody else thinking of zanzibar from halo...? 52 kills with m416 but only 49 kills total I love Rory. I...I love Rory. It was my first visit to r/creepy and I regret everything about that link people do that? Shit. I don't get it. Please explain. I was up there in...March or April and it started freeze raining while I was driving with my family to the hotel. That was really weird. And then the last day we were there it snowed for 10 minutes. Will the mobs actually nomnom the villagers, though? There are people that put pasta and cold water in a pan and then turn on the stove? Moarrr Please!!!!!!!!!! Why did I read that in an angry Frenchman's voice...? ME LIKEY! TIL some people drink coffee with cream I just got an 8-bit Kougra. Did they change the rules on that? Apologies, I glossed your post too quickly. Knees BEHIND the toes? Holy shit, it took me 15 in one sitting NO FUCKING WAY !!!! Next time. Loseitgonewild? Dat neck. My little sister is slowly beginning to like Harry Potter. When she holds something for a wand though, she naturally holds it like Voldemort It's staring right into my soul! Just wondering, is there a version without the smoking? I've never noticed that about showers, honestly. WAIT. Who's taking the pic? try the doubleclick... That'll be awesome to use in field toward a noob. "But.. But.. I'm afraid!!" 'man fuck that noise! CDP!!' "wots CDP? Non-pretentious Vancouver? very You look like you merged him with Zac Efron "One large scorpion" Teleport? huh. you posted this comment 3 times... something tells me the problem isnt on Mojangs behalf... Hahaha, that makes sense. It's like the time I went to that Magic: the Gathering prerelease in Chicago. People were like WOMAN! There are people blazing on the streets everywhere Mom? Only if you're willing to help, sweetheart. That's just horrifying. This is truly beyond belief. The fact that this stooge is still on the bench boggles the mind Mine is totally green Cannot. unsee. Those women make me go （\°□°\(O_o_o_o_ I'm 22 and I still pretend I'm a wizard. In fact I have a couple friends and when we get together we'll occasionally get some roman candles and "duel" each other. May not be safe, but neither is a wizards duel And no armor class like Queens of course Some people like achievements I recognize one of those photos is at the Home Depot Outlet (Which I think closed) on the E/W Connector. Why are they filming in Austell of all places? HOLY CRAP ITS A GILF I guess 4 more people liked it since I posted Not just playing that many games and still being bronze, but just playing that many games this season So, we should dress in our everyday clothes... I had almost the exact same rainmeter layout, with the same background I find it hard to believe you're 44. It was pretty good and then I heard her voice for the chorus and I was like Your friends eyes are a little scary. ** How do I get a phone number or a facebook BEFORE talking to a person Raid mode Have I seen you in school? Oh damn. I got chills. 5 minutes? hahaha I just watched that episode last night When in the holy crap did the 90's become nostalgia? They don't have traffic, they have competing swarms. I'm not in the US and here we call it amphitheatre. ^_^ I don't know what other name we would have for a circular room with rows of seats overlooking a stage. You want more Corruptors so that your ground army is even smaller? I did a "Adding artwork, please wait..." You're 15 more times likely to die from heart disease. ... How come no one's interested in a Day9 + Artosis combo? Is this something not beneficial to drink during/prior to training? The rumors are getting more and more ridiculous, and Porto apparently want Lukaku in Pereira deal, what gives > Floating village in the middle of the ocean? ~~That's cool. :)~~ THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME! ( Or how they can fit into overlords Why are you taking your kids to McDonald's in the first place? new rig. I like to play a role that allows me to use tactics to my advantage... something that allows me to outsmart the other team and get rewarded for it. I do, however, play AP carry for my team I read that as 36,178 cm. We have a giant among us To be fair, Green Day was actually classified as punk for their earlier albums. But.... Blink 182 and New Found Glory were always pop as far as I know. It reached it's download limit, I missed out MEEEE! But I'm getting better about it. I comment on things. Still too chicken to post links. Which half? Blitz Alistar lane There really is a reddit for everything Damn, that thing works the fuck out It takes slightly over 2 seconds IIRC and 1 single heavy bullet does 50-54 damage at close range I thought you were calling Sangho (TSLKiller) a QQer Eh your problem is having a celeron i remember that game i wasted so much of my life on that, then i found world of warcraft Pyramid So you are saying I should go lane mid as talon? I hope I don't get yelled at all game here come the nightmares... Your daughter at four is smarter than I am at 25. Well.... ok but. Fuck. I'm pre op trans man. Gay men usually avoid me. Thus i usually don't hit on them. Yet they are so pretty. Surely you mean Thi4f I haven't! I want to call the cops.... I didn't even know huh... we were talking about vikings but you ended talking about thors I got Hufflepuff on Pottermore! We are like opposite twins How do her arms not pop out when he swings from them!? irresponsible would be doing it AT work My brother's fortress in minecraft is named Valhalla Am I doing the math wrong? 15 years would be our life expectancy if 1/3 of it was sleeping and 5 years would be the coma like state? Wait... "400,000+ Missing". What the actual Fuck? Holy shit. Typed into google. Got 'The Four Types Of Life Insurance'. No thanks mr insurance salesman What does being a hipster have anything to do with my choice of food? I simply find most traditional Chinese meals unappetizing and unfavorable. What about the guns? DK does more damage than other warriors, at least that's what I remember First i was like I literally stared at it for about 30 seconds with my face not moving from amumu's bandage toss. for me, it is so slow looking, yet deadly and felt like it is going to get me where ever i go What did Haypro do? Wouldn't this mean that Wolverine's bones are now...lasers ... Yes, yes they do. Some of them. And underwear. Bleh I'm sorry if people think that, I just honestly rate myself as below average, wouldn't step foot in r/AmISexy for fear of death How the HELL do you think anyone ever submitted a copy of their ID with an application for something before wait theirs a mlg in Ottawa >Err, he asked why fans liked Pokemon, and I answered his question. I'm confused about why you think I'm acting like a persecuted minority. 0:37 her face goes from ._. to ( ( The cyclotron *is* right across the street. They let you play GP Yoshiro isn't a developer; he doesn't even work for tripwire. No idea why he's been offering them free support to the degree that several people on reddit know him by name Who are you? Ohhh man. Yeah.. hormone rage is one of the scariest things... I can only imagine pregnancy hormone rage Late 20s/early 30s is borderline cougar? Seeing a player that I've gotten to do a skype interview with (stalife) talking in real life is fucking bizarre Angelo State? I've looked at this a few times over the course of today. I **just** noticed the scale showing 1000 AU. How does one log a chat after the browser crashes? Now I'm kinda scared. Wait, so the game saves the location of the bodies you left? This should be posted in self defense. I'm pretty sure the Indian military has some variation of this in grenade form I don't get it I honestly thought there was three gorillas in the picture. the internet has always been portrayed as a cloud in diagrams It would be pretty weird seeing a teacher going out with a 1st grade kid... Gf: "Honey I'm not in the mood... :/" "Oh really.." holds up bell .... Dinnggg This explains everything... I would hang out with 4 year old me. I would like to see what I was like before the world ruined me! I didn't know I had fellow redditors in that class That agile only cost 350$? As long as it isn't My Lotus Notes at work always suggests that I replace Broward (as in Broward county) with "Broomrape." Learn a bit of anatomy. Which muscles are where, and how the "grain" runs. Warn up an area first, see if there is tension in the head (bulging part) of the muscle or in the connecting ends. Don't ignore the pectorals on a woman! did anyone else notice that this is a MOTHERFLUFFIN' JPG? ?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahaha! Haha! Haaaa...! Ohhhh man. Oh, OH, you were SERIOUS! This is truly interesting... I had no idea! I read your comment and went back to look for 'her'. I can't believe I missed her the 1st time Does Bloodrazor go to his spikes? Inspiring I was reading this on the toilet in the bathroom at work, busted out laughing. The rest of the people in there must have thought some odd stuff was going down in my stall Why is that mirror so filthy? in my game, both teams got mass DC. i'm not particularly mad at riot, though, because it's not as though they're *trying* to screw the games over...or...are...they...? Stalife's gf is smoking hot Liked Rytlock the best, Logan can't pronounce Thackeray right, Eir was fine, Caithe is indeed more feminine and Zojja is also very good. Zojja's VA sure did look like she gets a lot of enjoyment out of her job My wife gives me this argument all of the time. She says she'll change her mind when it becomes legal... ( now i have the song stuck in my head That place didn't close down? My wife is a sleeping chatterbox. Though maybe not "funny", it still stands out as one of the more odd things I've ever heard anyone say under any circumstance: "babies are protein" It can't be spoiler free, he's playing the game for over an hour Why is there one teaspoon of sugar when n=3? Why would you make a throwaway for this post? Just think if the worst styles from the 70s and 80s combined into one vomitous pool of mismatched color and bad patterns He actually seems to look quite similar to the original I really, really wish I hadn't gone to that site.... I want StarTropics 3 so badly. Why did we all read it this way?? What do you mean "*Just like the rest of you*" Uggh this thing used to scare the shit outta me Maybe there should be knights of amisexy who do Dead shark? Maybe human, that would be intere..HOOOLY SHIT! While asleep, I once woke up my then boyfriend to ask him if he's tasted the swan's head. I said that it was in the refrigerator and it was delicious. Last weekend, my fiancee sat up in bed and said, "What is that large face doing over there?" My response... I'm looking at this pic on the same exact keyboard and hand in same position. lol im trollin', come the fuck on. well I didn't expect to make any friends with a schedule breakdown you mean a cash register? cashiers are people If you sorta look at it with an angle to the right... it looks like the side shot of a goblin... or some witch... with a shadowy contrast in the "background". When I look at it directly I see someone of a Spanish heritage whose been beheaded We do have discussions. It just usually changes to an entirely different topic from the original submission usually after only 4 comments. You still watch TV on a CRT! I thought about what kind of stuff I would actually read on said subreddit, and then I got a little blinky. I'm not sure how many nefarious reasons there are to hoard socks, but I'm pretty sure redditors would enlighten me I have REM Sleep Behavior Disorder (I act out my dreams a lot) so I've said some ridiculous stuff. My best quote was probably telling my college roommate, "Don't shoot me. I swear to God, if you shoot me, I'll PUNCH you in the FACE." After which I laughed maniacally and went back to sleep. I creep myself out sometimes. So wait, you waited 2 years to post this picture? Wanted to save karma for a rainy day? goddamn I want to do this for my speech presentation !!! Is it possible to do for my speech presentation class I have not NSFW plz My ex girlfriend told me that she loved me for the first time out of the blue. Turns out that I had told her that while I was sleeping. trying to make sure I was really saying it on purpose she asked me three times to repeat myself. That next morning was awkward... Brofist. 13:30 and I'm still up Hopefully since she's a redditor she doesn't run across this and become absolutely mortified that you're airing her insecurities paired with a topless photo to the world, resulting in legions of basement dwellers telling her to lose weight because she's not as perfect as THEIR imaginary Mila Kunis / Olivia Wilde lovedoll. Fuck! I wrote whole bunch of text and then I clicked Cancel by accident That's trippy, it's correctly described my life so far. is the any way to edit titles (* How can they be snobs if they *can't make their own sushi*??? I was playing a match and some friends call me to go outside.I tell them im playing and i'll come after the game ends.In the moment i close the call, the other team surrenders.I was like The water pressure of the tub kind of equalizes the pressure on the inside. Nothing really comes out. Until you stand up I got the same thing with r/economics a couple times. He was wearing that the entire competition, the venue is just always kept somewhat cool. Unfortunately EG doesn't actually have hoodies for their players, its something all teams need Do you learn those language just to read the original version? Tasted like ice cream with almonds You stopped lifting? Lol, huk is wearing a team liquid t-shirt Please keep us updated on the progress. How long under the bowl before they starve? Stung 20 times? This is funny and all, but why did you tell us it was your first post? Why are her feet red? 10 minutes in, still no music What did you and your sister smoke? This is the first real time I have WTF'd on this reddit Yo Dawg is like 4 years old and overplayed. I'm just shocked that anyone can get a "big laugh" from it The idiots, they are multiplying ( THOSE GUYS. My Camp Counselor friend and I were hiking in SoCal and she pointed out Tarantula corpse on trail that had been eviscerated by said beastie I'm confused; there was no scratching. 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With a purple fill and gray outline the gray looked like it changed Didnt think o that one Sooooo.... are you gonna sell ANY of them? The only think I want to know about is that haircut. Who the fuck pays $1800 for a virtual hat? I just don't like the sound of that *at all*. never seen such a device. a folding dual keypad thing with a screen Wow, I only just read this passage yesterday I know how you think because if a manga is already finished a series should better cover everything. But in this case... its terrible Meaning 'I call bullshit' questions. We have this one guy who, no matter the subject, he has not only one time (or many times) did what you did, and feels any conversation is game. So far he's been a soldier, race car driver, medical tech, trucker, drug slinger, milf magnet, etc., when in actuality after asking a few novice or bullshit questions about each topic, he has always been found falsifying every story to be 'cool'. I found when he was bragging about being a computer tech that he didn't know the flux capacitor runs the operating system (shenanigans of course) That got him shunned from the smoking area for life. SMDH Makes you wonder what idiots he hung out with that bought all his BS. Which holilday season? Same, that's why I was asking if it's treated (as in potable) or simply reclaimed water.... also, we meet again. Without Reddit, I would have never known. Thank you. SO THATS HOW THE PEGUSI HAPPENED Good Lord... Is he holding a straight razor? Dude, you got a 5 for 1 deal. 5 kitties for the price of 1. Why the heck is the raw pork so much darker? im so conflicted with whats real Wait... people use TONGS for bacon? There was a story on here a while back: Someone's roommate was using a q-tip and somehow left it in and forgot about it. A few moments later she felt something tickling her ear, and thinking it was a bug, smacked her ear, driving the q-tip into her ear canal Did you nips start bleeding? Wait, didn't one of the Universal Century Gundam series have a few weird ass 'fighter' combat scenes? There's was more like two insane jousters, where they just line up to attack a larger target or themselves, but each time it took a long time to negate the original acceleration. Looks like it. Wow, she's 8 inches taller than me yet she weighs less. My school uses *both*. TL just straight up deleted the AZK threads. Blue line out to Downers Grove This man needs to be watched closely! Haha, yeah, I read that line and immediately thought of the chainsaw scene like, "What? That has to be it. There's no way it'd work with female human/male giant. The female would wind up little more than a condom with legs and arms. There is nothing wrong with being wet, it's even a plus, but the images summoned by the term "snail trail" are instant boner killers WTF does RL have to do with an album? Awesome. Thanks! I'm going into cytotechology so naturally I figure I'd better know this stuff Whoa, wait, I thought that was just an effect they used in "Fallout: Nuka Break." Where is this actually? Dat mustache. I would make sableye or banette real.. to scare the crap out of everyone Very close. But, anything that would make me Panel 3... Um... Does she have a shlongus...? Where's the pic? Or maybe it would look like a regular staircase on shrooms Did you just admit that you're cumming in half a second? what? you never saw x-men 3? I work at a sailing club and at the end of the day as we are waiting for the last few parents to pickup their children. One parent walks up to the club with a student who had already been picked up. They said they saw the kid sitting on the grass in the parking lot. thinking this was weird i asked the kid where his mom was? he didn't know. So we called his mom to find out what happened. Now the sailing club is a big place so I figured they just got separated. But when I asked where she was she said she left him there because, and I quote, "he was being a little shit, so I left him" How da hell did i not notice that the first time i looked?! What the hell did I just watch Damn how many lighters are there in that mandala? How? Since I got linked here from another thread, that's all I knew until the page loaded Hmmmmm perhaps....Mordorkaiser So what happens if he feeds the chaos emeralds to the horse? Yes..yes its is.... I know this is a weird word to describe Walmart, but some of the ones in Jax are beautiful House of the Scorpion is probably already happening wait, so you're driving, getting directions, listening to music... AND watching a movie? all at the same time? Wow... that is one badass looking puppy... This was the last panel: Wait,that's both MW2...... Wuh, how? I seriously did not know what the actual lyrics were to this song until I FINALLY looked them up today. I was always like "how can they say fucking with out it being censored" Will glasses really help cure it? Like braces? They have all male universities? Looks more like That seems like it'd be pretty hard to code Shit Bryan could play every character on the show and he'd actually be good at it. Uh, Well i do love it. Im not a big player? NO JUMPING???? Source? How to get your teammates love you? Don't feed as Teemo It's especially disconcerting when you're ignoring the main story and you stumble upon this. It's like, *how do you know about my dad!* He doesn't remove fog Exactly. You Ents are nicer than the people I am friends with Singed has been up on predictions for like 3 weeks now but better I haven't even got "started" yet, yet I've been playing for over a hundred hours (\*checks\* ...no, over 200 hours Yours must be nicer than the ones around here.. I would *never* eat any food that came out of one of my local stores. That's near where I live Texan here. I'm not sure what that is, but I assume it was the Confederate flag I had this exact same thing happen to me... with a Wow guy too You know if I am eating an icecream bar and my dog usually finishes it by licking the stick, and I keep the stick in my hand and forget... and lick it again.. then only a couple hours notice? i....... I just tried this. Woah.... I would tell you what I roast my vegetables with, but I'm on the wrong forum. It isnt? Then what in the hell have I been excreting? Bidding is currently at $148.96 what does baja taste like? Wow. or IS IT? he has THE POWER It really wasn't? I once did this FOR 7 HOURS. Somehow I still had gas left... like 1/8 of a tank. I have been so busy with class stuff I read that as I hate fucking my cousin wow I didn't notice that one at all I don't have photoshop.... You... STILL CAN Yup, He tried to pass it off as the 11th commandment "tho shall not correctly pronounce the letter R" but everyone knew he was just trying to hide the fact he lost his lips in a fight to the death with an armadillo and came out of there before too Your nephew is still alive after calling your sister/his mom a bitch and a cunt??? Does that mean I'm Notproblem_Santa? What if you don't have a dishwasher (We actually don't have one where we live and we have the same sort of food processor blades) I literally have no interest in karma. I don't think I actually understand what it does. Her whole body is a melanoma 2rax expand You will die in 30 Days!!................and people start to die one by one, and only the ones who watch the video died..... That is scarily accurate Oh god, thank you for reminding me of this gem! This was one of my first videogames. My dad bought it for me after I swam one entire lane in the public pool. It was 100 bucks back then (holy shit Christians are always picked on! yeah that's a big ol' NSFW link right there. ahck my eyes. It's asking if I want to play thermonuclear war... yep! Merci beacoup !! 25km of tunnels... and that was just one little base ( Yes. Very yes. I came here to say exactly this Cypher from the Matrix maybe could have been a Gryffindor (y'know for choosing the red pill to find out the truth) at the time of his sorting before he realized he hated being set free and betrayed everyone to get out. Agent Smith for that matter could have been sorted elsewhere (at least for the first Matrix movie) since he was just enforcing the rules, but I don't know which other house he'd be in. all the time That was the other odd thing about that league! I looked at the 2010 season totals and the top 10 kickers made Arian Foster look like waiver wire filler. Under those rules I would have taken the QB who gets sacked the most in the first round followed by a kicker Why is this the top post on /r/programming? Inbreeding much? really? b...b...but it said.. jpg... Rocket Propelled Tracking Grenade? HOW? The hell? I thought it was a raptor running around in the grass! Lol, account date means...what? Does reddit limit your IP to 1 account now?!?! Who gives a shit about karma? hahaha.. that's awful My match history begs to differ On my flair more likely some Subgeni... except i don't think they would be criticizing liberals HAHAHA...yeah....looks completely different Am I a crazy Muggle or are some of those pages music scores? In the preview I couldn't tell what this was about, upon clicking I pretty much went. "What the fuck is that shit?! More like possession. yeah i think it's working. i used my laptop and didnt sign in and seems to be ok Well...I'm almost 19. :P haha you're such a senior citizen XD ...but actually younger than all my siblings LOL Nobody has ever replied to you before? Ah, good point xD. I forgot you don't call it uni over there. Although my spelling of mum/mom gives it away? Which are the Brazilian ones, Baden Baden? That's the name of a village in Germany nice HF!!!!!! you just ruin my day. :( I'm going to cry... and play with my dog for the rest of the week..and feed her with ducks.... Reminds me of the cabin in Dexter where Deb finds out she's been dating the Ice Truck Killer. But he is announcing a feature in this tweet. Hahaha, no, he was quite into girls, at least I hope so. ...is there any reason why I should think you are stalking me? Holy crap. He's rusty? Where does that put us on the Kinsey scale? Woah. I didn't know bed bugs were actually real. What If it was only your grandma? i guess i can see that. i dunno. i'm OCD so even the whole anal thing freaks me out (germs) as much as i would like to try it (not so much the analingus, just anal) i can't bring myself to... germs What's with the clouds? lolwat? They look like they are inbred or something If Obama was on that list You know what's nuts? I knew EXACTLY what you were talking about from the la las you wrote. Wow - she looks like my double! That's not cute!!! That's fuc$ng wrong and sick I jumped into Half Life 2 recently remembering how awesome it was. Then "Take Gordon to the Raveholm tunnel." No I really don't have an interest, not my thing. I mean I am interested, but not in taking anything, just hearing stories. I had overheard someone say they became sexually attracted to their purse after taking stuff and I was all Of.... of course I would. Why wouldn't anyone.... I mean.... wtf. When you say it like that it sounds kind of scary Question should be: How did that terran survive for 40 minutes against multiple huge (apparently) baneling attacks? TIL people put salt on fruit Wait was that thing playable? Quite the speedy reply I quite enjoyed watching The Gathering, I dont know why it wouldn't be included I can definitely see this. I was an enumerator for the census and I had to go back to tons of houses multiple times. On the other hand, culturally, I think India and other countries may be more inclined to fill out a government form, whereas in the us it may be looked upon as an intrusion. I got a lot of people that said they didn't want Obama knowing where they lived. Does that constantly create new pages? yeah he went about that the completely wrong way. What do you mean 'YOU PEOPLE'???? How to better other peoples game? Maybe you're looking to better your own game? Maybe you made something interesting about league of legends? My childhood belongs to her. i just beat it with wasd, had 4 of the idols on by the end too Let's see... 5x Deathcaps = 700 AP + NLR's 80 = 780 + the 30% boost is 260 bonus, so that's 1040. That heal o_O 1.4k + no cc. Those cannonballs, 373 per cannonball. Shit works Wait, so there were ganks on top and bottom, and mid were both left to free farm all game? Want so much The direction of the spin seems to change at my will. I might've also been looking at it too long. I've stroked a pigeon once Not sure if trolling or just retarded Had no idea you could only play Terran Nice thx! will check this out. The first one was kind of I know you already have 31 comments so I'm probably too late on the ball. But I'd kill a man for a sub or chinese or something. I'm amazed, I actually don't get this one. That, um... looks *very* uncomfortable. the fuck.... Yeah serious WTF look on my face right now... I've been a dude for as long as I can remember and I have never seen them just... move about of their own free will When she engages you for a fight, make sure you're around a swarm of minions. i think i'll install it right now thats amazing This is hilarious! I woke up this morning shivering (I do not have the A/C on at night), thinking there was some sort of cold front that came in, but when I checked the weather online it was about 95 What the fuck. Did I just change someones life? i looked at the controller first... thought... i don't remember that color awesome I'll spray my love all over you You just go up to random suspicious looking people and ask them for weed? It blew my mind watching the video, but then I began to think of explinations... Like maybe its his father or family member with the same tattoo, and it was like a family thing to get the tattoo... but then I figured, I'm sure other people have thought of that and checked it out. I also saw that the original video he took with his mobile phone has no audio. It also never explains how he got back... I have alot of questions and things but the video did catch my attention and make me go "WOAH" Oh wow. That looks beautiful. I should spend more time in Waterfield Yeah i think we're on the same page :| - What did you give to derpgrooves? I seem to be the only person who actually likes Outland. How original. Seriously, you see these same posts every fucking week I was *sure* I was missing something really obvious when TWO people in a row said that 2.1*3 = 3.6 This makes front page? I have the LG Optimus V and I'm still in love with it i know Wait, what the hell was that, that's no Doctor I recognize Enter the void Get checked This is terrifying My mother is from New Haven and my grandparents still live there haha. Wonder if we're related Wha uh eh uh well uffff mh okay ( Um... where are the pictures of you guys in your 40s? why are they raging at each other? Holy shit. Al Bundy. that's a horribly malformed kitty hmm, i start university on saturday, i should stay away from advice animals My grandma also had those in stock! She had a whole candy banquet for the grandkids. :) I used to love going to her house... until she told me my mother's life would have been better if I had never been born. To be fair, the asians live mostly in houston, blacks mostly in dallas and houston, and hispanics mostly everywhere but north texas. And you expected otherwise? I know what you mean, it feels nice. I got some friends to observe my eyes whilst I do it too. The iris/pupils adjust size apparently my face at the start -_-...my face at the end Is that.. winamp.. for your phone? Good god. eeek! to continue receiving downvotes? Bills' goes usually for 4-5 keys, so this means that you could trade a team captain for a bills? Why do I have to find the right guy before 24? That was weird. can't hurt to ask, take pictures/video, and upload them for all to enjoy... I'm only playing online with my PC without headset. Is this normal? PvT in Korea ~30% Yeah that took no time at all I thought the same thing about my HD590 until I replaced them with a K701. It's like pulling cotton out of your ears. Did you just type 'her' for 'hair' ?! O_o This happened to me at Friendly's once. I was barely able to finish eating with that sick, empty gaze piercing my soul. I gotta "walk the walk" IRL... I'll have to work on that, I'm kinda goofy Dave lives in my town Ran a red light right in front of a DUI checkpoint while stoned out of my mind. Got pulled over, didn't get a ticket, then I passed through the DUI checkpoint successfully. Yikes, this reads like a comment on Youtube. I made one mistake on an almost near perfect Windows XP install where something I removed I thought I never needed caused an error or unique problem a year down the line; and it was pretty difficult to find a solution to it. Had to like, download, and re-register some module that is responsible for some of the dialog boxes and things in the add/remove components windows. Wait, what? Why would you get jealous of his female friend? Why Do You Type Like This? That... ass??? I thought I was the only one intrigued by this! Maybe he is a gay-lesbian hermaphrodite? Ouchhhhhhhh! That's not even how graphs work. Upvoted for my brain-fart. Have you ever dropped anyone and had them break anything or get hurt? Do they get super pissed if so? It's a Dinosaur I was pretty sure that it was a glass door before reading your post I miss Boba so muuuuuuch. Can never unsee.... I'm going to assume you're Caucasian. Do what Asian people do, give them a bob (don't cut it yourself, of course). I grew up with that Article refers to her having developed boobs and pelvic widening at 4 Can't really tell if your hair is actually longer or not though Exactly that! Though weirdly I went away a short distance on business a few weeks back, and the company had paid for a room and breakfast/dinner at the hotel restaurant, and I found myself if my smart-ish work clothes half way through my grub in the restaurant before I thought ' Du...dude. I saw this as a child. I didn't know what the fuck it was and thought I was mad and that it didn't exist Looks like that bitch that took over Hogwarts! Civ 5 is the first Civ game I've played... and thus far I've logged 26 hours. How'd she know it was a toenail? It could have been a really gnarly thumbnail from someone with a clubbed thumb. That quote has about 0 to do with class warfare Those veins... I was under the (evidently false) impression that the iPod touch and the iPhone used the same firmware, so I admit you got me there. That does seem like a particularly odd choice to charge for the updates just on the iPod touch, though. Any idea why that is? how sincere ): ..unless you were just trying to trick me into giving you a link to my gw posts so you could be the judge yourself I've seen that picture before... are you reposting this? stream peaked at 21,5k viewers - THIS IS MADNESS! He talks like the timecube guy! Wow, there are at least two of them out there. And comes looking for me I have this done to me all the time So weird. I saw this in a grocery store recently but it didn't occur to me the significance of it until now... a game within a game ("")_( Isn't that the house where everyone was saved from the library? i thought it WAS it his whole head Not me. Sprinkle liberally on ice cream and add maple syrup Viking Lamb (they sell at the GWood market) has the best lamb in the world Wait... You've been watching me? Right before you hit Weatherford after Fort Worth. Some petitioned to change the name of the town, the people living there didn't want to. You are a wizard You won't have to say gg to them if you win. Unless they whine about zergs even when they win What the! The eyes! This car has seen things that can not be unseen wasn't this posted yesterday? Upvote for the Commodore Pet - the computer I learned BASIC on. My husband. Usually one a week. Always freaks me out. First 25 minutes, I thought it was hilarious because of how bad it was. Was hoping there would be some horror in there. Then the novelty wore off. And then the last 10 minutes, I was like o_o, and then the last 2 minutes I was like And he saw what you did, everything you did! God, he only tells peoplebto kill in the bible. Oh wow. Huh. It's not a c-section scar after all, it's a tummy-tuck scar. That was one of the coolest things I've ever seen ever that bald guy is so creepy looking. If something is redundant isn't it considered inconvenient? What do your grandparents think of Girl Talk? I feel like I could push it over Wow you must be soooo much fun to hangout with Just cause they're not 120Hz monitor that makes them not a gaming monitor ? Agnostic theist? Looks like its been photoshopped out. ......................... Is that truly what this picture is of? Oh. I was misinformed then. She doesn't look old enough to drink, let alone old enough for anything else... For the monitor? I tried Anyone else see a smiley face with the top of those two shaded rectangles? Does a bear shit in the woods? HAHA trust me we've wanted to try that but honestly, by the time we finally get her over her phobia we'll be like 60, you prolly wont want to see us then, if you do then... i dont want you to see us Wait what? Some guy, named destiny, who's the same rank as this guy, said the same thing? Man, that's a bit intense for a prank Uptokes for WinAmp, dude, I though I was the only one left. Is that Dodger in the back? Shaun Shaun Shaun I am sorry Shaun Shaun all the credit cards and the taxes reasons Shaun please allow me Shaun Shaun I checked Shaun I don't get how a Celestia cutie mark chalk drawing isn't pony But how do they know that he should have mindwiped them? there's a board game coming out?! where?! when?! must have! wow that was epic I like Axe I've been searching for something about men like this. 67 is cold? So you're saying that cooling something that melted would make it solid again..? Uh... No I mean at the zoo! The pandas! Weren't they...trying...to have a baby...? Or something...? Tuvix! My ovaries are going to need a similar treatment, started yesterday WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FATHER. NOT COPS, CALL THE FUCKING INQUISITION. WTF. My gawd you have an AMAZING ASS SUDDENLY.... CREEPERS. Shit, what? Tattoos at 15? Why americans even install these scary things? Wow, that's legitimately creepy. Reminds me of my neighbors that are kind of paranoid, and the night when I was getting out of my car and the wife just stared at me...That was freaky enough before I saw the flashing "recording" light. A desegregation joke that's not about Mississippi or Alabama? that's what she said....? Where's there a rod there's a sleeve. Condoms You can add a second video card to a laptop? Sorry, should have mentioned I am using the Lion version also. It seems somewhat sporadic as no issues at present. I did make a post about it, right here. You replied to it.... I've gone so far as to put my bag of burgers in a car seat. If I came home with a damaged burger I'm pretty sure the hubby would consume me instead. Are you sure? Because the one tying (or rather tightening) that knot is the person that is invited Haha I hate when metro planning goes awry. Just last Saturday I was on Capitol Hill with a group of friends who mostly live in the U District but I live in Belltown. I ended up walking home, considerably drunk, after we all parted ways. Granted it was a much shorter hike than yours but through a good chunk of Belltown at 3am. Next time you want to tempt fate, walk through Belltown on a weekend at night. I was thinking to myself the next morning, "I SHOULDNT BE ALIVE" He is so pretty! Someone is gonna cum on that pussy So you like what the Spider setup is doing, you just would change that the laptop be Windows? I plan on being very resistant to drugs since I'm no stranger to epileptic meds. I've been taking meds for major depressive disorder for nearly 10 years at this point. One of the issues I have is with pretty fast mood shifts & certain medications for epilepsy actually treat mood stabilization in people like me. I was taking trileptal for about a year (which worked wonders), but it ended up causing SIADH (dangerously lowered sodium levels). This landed me in the hospital for 3 nights and had pretty much put me out of commission for the previous month and the following 2 weeks. This was also during my final semester in graduate school Right there with you Not all popcorn is, only the old stuff. I also had hardpipe a/c ducts covered in asbestos insulation. That old house probably also had lead paint now that I think of it. Hmm, not sure I got what you meant... is that a meme-reference I'm missing or are you in Tofino with goodies to make this epic story carry on ? ( How strange. .... HATS! Don't want to turn this into an RTD bashing thread, but they pretty much sum up my major problems with his era. The two stories had lots of potential, but then ruined with rubbish monsters. Going back to Gridlock, was there any reason at all for the Macra to be there? Not only did it ruin a race of giant crab people, but the idea of being trapped going round and round in circles forever was scary enough to me I can't believe how fast this happened. Nothing going on yesterday, then I wake up this morning to the news of a nice big forest fire going on close by but that would mean others could mock my choices 250 hours! And... they're un-even? ...She looks kind of like Jenna Haze Surely we'll have a plethora of a certain age group who have severe blood circulation issues in the future... or right now? Does that actually work? How can creepers not get there? This gives Atheists a bad name but.... its fucking funny as shit. Shark tattoo? Maybe she made use of it... Pretty sure AssBandit being banned is my fault > I was thinking to myself the next morning, "I SHOULDNT BE ALIVE" What base color did you use on that leafy green nail? My eyes are all I worked 911 for the Electric Zoo.. People need to learn how to handle their drugs the great Kim Jung Il of North Korea. He shoots like a thousand arrows and has the physicality of four bears So true. In which case there is no close or far positions That's uh...that's... I had motion sickness when playing Wolfeinstein 3D a few weeks a go. Never had any with Descent I'm sorry but how do you forget the price of an operation like that? HOW ARE THEY GOING TO TOP THIS IN NEXT EPISODE 7 HOURS Man, sc_joke_explainer must really know Day's schedule...One step to becoming a first class stalker That's some butt plug I can't stop staring at the creepy Rainbow dash. They need a stupidly large and uncropped JPG image? :D I know it makes me a loser..but I'm going to say it anyway... so epic XD Wow. Thanks. I only use stock settings. In what country are you paying only $20 for 4-5 fast food meals I just watched the entire thing. This. Changes. Everything upvote because people need to know about stuff like this Are you for real? The freaky part is that I didn't notice until you mentioned it That is cute and equally creepy. Did he just spontaneously grow a Goatee in that second to last panel? Vad gör du om krigen tar slut? Are you from the thought crime division? I have an old action figure collection on a shelf facing my computer...I hope to god they can't see what I'm doing there... can someone tell me how do you post image at facebook comments? Holy shit and i thought my eyes are red when im high. Wait, they could do that?!?! you're saying this on the internet......on.. reddit It's a bad omen when I misread "thrive.gallup" as "olive.garden" Everything. Go nuts. Take pictures of the telescope, you fine folks, a starry sky and perhaps that UFO you saw last week but didn't tell anyone about. The luggage People actually need a card to read the Unknown text? Wow... I can read it normally. Sunshine state? It's kind of hard to spot so I don't blame you. I can't figure out if the dot next to Metallica is Anthrax or Slayer I DONT GET IT. please explain further wait.. whys he holding turds? if they were stacked, wouldnt it just be a door? My brain can't comprehend your comment because you seem to capitalize random words for no reason. Has anyone gotten their picture on the wall? So what happens when you downvote someone back? They kinda remind me of the twins from Super Jail. The difference between a theistic deity and a deistic deity (is that redundant? INCEPTION. Ryze with Mejai's Lol, i haven't heard of that! format monthly? Im thinking about buying the Link earrings interesting. i was playing a game with my friends where you get a vocab word for the GRE and if you don't know it, you drink (yes, that sounds lame, but it was an excuse to party on a tuesday night). the first word i got was sagacious Who would downvote this? Wait. Drive-through coffee shops? Enhance Well, having never been pregnant or planned to be pregnant, that's something I didn't know. Though you'd think if you were planning/knew you were pregnant the first thing you'd do is find out the shit you're not supposed to do... at least that's what I would do if/when that happens WOW. That is an incredible resume My penis spewed blood at the sight. I'm sure that compared to what most creatures look like at that depth, this shark would be considered **adorable** In my match history, they will always have near 100% win rate. Finally a event near me. Airing a.... 3/10 IMDB rating movie Just looking at that photograph makes my hands sweat I want my funk uncut but it IS mindbending! Those are MALE cows yet they have UDDERS.... Somebody rly spent over a billion isk on that? Why do you think this is a novelty account? Quadruple Hammer time I'm pretty sure that's something you talk about in human anatomy or health, not biology I don't ev...you're doing something wrong Thanks! Wow, they are pretty way out from Toronto. That is astounding. By the Gods. I know who you are. I'm amazed at how many people listed pornographic/scantily clad women on display. Do people really do this? :O WAIT, I'm at 4th and Battery. I'm IN the Denny Regrade >What does it mean when you "get" it? As in, how do you know? Like, something pops in your vagina and I don't believe adding any real life names to this discussion will help in any way. In fact, I think it'll only cause problems. It's a good rule in general to remain anonymous on the internet. It's a scary place! Moving... Sidewalks? What is this wonderful invention you are talking about, and why don't my sidewalks move? *What does it mean when you "get" it? As in, how do you know? Like, something pops in your vagina and What are u actually doing on panel 4? Getting up from ur chair or shitting on the floor? That is a lot of people Why can't you be in the UK Definietely not starting well today Only in the preseason do you get the Lions, Cowboys, & Texans ranked ahead of us & then the season starts. And these are supposed to be experts yes me lord ....but who took this pic? Am i a....Nerd ??? Easily one of the most naturally gorgeous guys I've seen posted on this board. I didn't even read and I thought the first pic was of some hot guy in a beer ad with a dog That -could- be it. Older skill quests like FH and whatnot wouldn't stack. Crash shot however does i remember you giving me helpful advice and some asshole being a dick to you You should post a picture of the inside... Those lady champs are OP champs. That Akali? That Caitlyn? That Irelia? Annie? Cass? That Taric? Oh wait... Does Taric count? Maybe when this happens to people, it's evidence that the universe really is just one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. Hoooly crap, that's what I'm listening to right now! So trippy clicking on your link and seeing that My wonderful girlfriend once mentioned to me that her parents would buy me a coffee table if I wanted them to. It was more in context than it sounds, but even at the time I was like so much all caps Yea granted you have a home theater system Theres a mod that allows you to play EV Classic and all its mods on evn! no...wh...ohmygo.... idonteve....i love you. Wait... Isn't that Captain America? That would kind of suck if it didn't. "Oh no! My last torch went out! How am I supposed to find my way out now?" Bethesda: "you're on your own, kid." I beat DX1 in 24 hours. My playtime for DX:HR doing everything was 40 hours. How the hell does he think it's shorter than the original? Good god you lot watched R movies young. this was released the same year i was born Anytime I hang out with female friends and a guy compliments them or tries to talk to them they always get labeled as a creeper. I guess all guys are creepers Oh shit, I didn't even notice that. I guess it's blocked in the US. I approved it, I imagine it will get downvoted but oh well, maybe some people from your country (ENGLAND I would so play this game some of us can... I can't tell if you like it or not hey yeah that's a good idea, studying some games would definitely help, thanks. Sorry for my ignorance but the hell is PM? I know I've said it elsewhere, but eardrums heal within 8 weeks or so of rupturing.. this is why I'm so or a mac keyboard? I do. The whole point was the thread littered with not compatible? all you need is a USB drive and an internet connection, what computer doesn't have those? My first thought who says there is only one really enjoying how the group is full of spam Awww, how cut-- For sure. They rerun the episodes until you can study them! this is new to me... O_o I work at JJs too! Why was that message forwarded? And why is that condom unwrapped? I'll show you! (╯°□°）╯︵ O_O^O_O^ I was under the impression that sharks had live births? That looks like a Pokemon!! Cool I agree with this, I'm a little confused on that one Dat Ass wait, how do you know i am married Are you serious? That is amazing and brilliant marketing tactic. I'm really fast when it comes to leveling up 1 black ops prestige took me around 13 hours and one mw2 prestige took around 15 hours game time. If i could buy a few bags of doritos and mountain dew I could maybe level up to 10th within a few weeks ... Dude, I'm not stupid either or a combination of both So are Australians preparing for the "Summer Block of TV Programming"? The female guitarist I'd love to know what the biological/evolutionary/instinctual reasoning is behind finding a situation like that terrifying. What is it about a little girl with long hair standing still........ Wow..that was 1990 or something EYES. THOSE EYES. Where are all the club signups located I had gas pains so bad once I thought my intestines were going to rip I was listening to Drum And Bass while clicking this Exactly what I was thinking Repost is repost, you mean? Oh it goes on and on... she aggressively shoves me and grabbed a sandwich one time proclaiming "GIVE ME THAT" in an angry/rude voice, right in front of the guy ordering and she goes "I'm sorry about him" and he looks at her puzzled and says " Holy SHIT 500k Wow, I know someone who goes to each of those colleges I had a dream were i was in love with a guy (dramatic pause here: im not gay) and we were travelling to meet his family since he was going to tell them that we were together, and i was really happy about it... So now the Bukkit killjoys are patching cool exploits *before* the game comes out? Who saw that one coming? 1.80€ i once saw 98 octane I'm thinking it'd be more like Scarface bitch has a huge mouth Clarity soraka? Wait wait wait wait wait. Your properties (right click) key is on the left side of your keyboard? ... 200 mb? It looks like a level from Shadow of the Colossus you managed to ge it out? holy shit the price are super expensive Also, and this is news to me, apparently "Real life" is referred to as "meatspace" now. I am honestly impressed/shocked/ There are campaigns in Halo??? Now that's a super girl. 5 seconds later... wait, she's wearing a superman top too. Of course, but I was just getting the basics out of the way. There's a lot about the politics of what is a creature and such (I think I know all the wizarding laws is that a new design for capri suns? or an old pouch? i've never seen one like that before As someone being friend-zoned, how should I best get over this girl? I feel as if I have all the worst tendencies of the Reddit male. Oh, and I have OCD and am possibly bi-polar, which kinda sucks too. I am 22. I do not live with my parents mannnn ~~sub logo (top left) rollover text would indicate not you're a disciple I guess I'm just seeing the cleartype engine. Your settings are probably just different than mine. On my screen, I can tell quite easily that there is something "wrong" with the lettering...like they've got colored edges. It really bugged my eyes out while looking at it. DC++ was so dope in '06 and '07. I used to be like at first i was like o_o but then i was like ........? I am Swedish and female. Check the username on the post I linked. wow wait, so its a real place? You can't shit if you wear underwear? Never knew that was possible I'm confused, what does it mean to Nerf a Pokemon? Whoa, To reclaim my pride I never insult the other person how the fuck is this on the front page Wow! I love racing Laguna Seca in GT/Forza, but this picture really puts that corkscrew into context. I never would have thought of it being so steep, even in the game it doesn't seem like that have you considered that this very post has changed r/trees in a possibly significant way? I pressed ctrl + some scroll down action... cannot be unseen. What kind of prank? I'm more concerned about the other persons reproductive organs that are located in their neck.... You've made a fan out of me, that manner MUST GET MORE PONY I haven't played any type of mmo in something like 4-5 years. I did play WoW for a little bit, and before that I played UO and EQ2 (very briefly). Why do you ask use wp-cache. I'm...confused Wasps aren't bees, though many people probably can't tell the difference. I've never been chased by bees, but stung plenty of times by wasps while painting. A bee can only sting once (then it's dead)... very unlikely that one will sting you for no defensive reason. Did you throw a rock at a hive or something? Just curious, did you say "there's no I in lying(possibly lion, or lyin')" in the song? I hate to break it to you sir, but there is an i in all possible forms. The memory resources just from the wordpress database requirements are a lot even without users connected wp-cache is only for serving static files to people who are connecting. now you're thinking with portals i DID kill for a pizza beard. Ummmm... wtf? Kinda necessary and only semi controllable bodily function... hahaaha I know.. when I saw the whole thing I was like Babble, oh you mean the explanatory proof of why your ideology is false? Demonstrated in clear well written text? Even the simplest mind could conclude that you are wrong from that statement and I shall not exclude yours from that list. So I'm assuming you are smiling at what a retard you are. the right eye has some crazy rolling thing going on though which means only one thing..... he's the ANTICHRIST!!!!! 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Both other players have good points but the big changes in this patch are to Zerg, so IdrA's perspective is the most important. I still don't know know to deal with thors in ZvT... as if ghosts weren't powerful enough I had come across the dungeon and thought it was strangely empty, then a second or two later he teleported in And I thought it was S2 trolling again. They probably all play the DotA2 beta, that's why servers were down That is a big scary black man wtf did I just watch? Do they have jaws?! > idk if that's even possible Why did you take a photo of a PC game? When I first saw him in character that laugh was funny because I though he was acting and impersonating someone with poor social skills. 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I wouldn't be surprised if it got robbed." My dad laughs it off and says that he's been there a hundred times and nothing's happened. I have some ominous feeling in my stomach, but I go along with it. We enter the store and pick up the cookies and amble around to kill some time. After a while, we hear the front door burst open and a cashier scream. I knew in an instant that the store was being robbed. My face went from -.- staring at my dad to a Did you actually read what I said? I'm saying that "pregnancy" starts on the first day of the last period. That is, you start counting the time of your pregnancy from that date. I specifically said this is ACTUALLY around 3 weeks BEFORE you will conceive. I already have over a 15.0 ratio on waffles with over 20gb downloaded Haha, that was unintentional, and I'm not even on a mobile phone. Wut? I've lived in the U.S.all my life and i haven't heard half these words/phrases I had no clue a disc could possess such power. 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I think I can come up with some general tips...skills like merchantile, speechcraft and athletics can offer some nice bonuses, but don't offer many advantages in combat and take FOREVER to level up, so you might wanna avoid making skills like that primary skills. hand-to-hand, blunt, and blade are useful for warriors, but you only really need to have one as a primary. if you're using melee skills, block and an armor skill(Heavy armor is useful for warriors as it gives a higher defense, but slows you down. Light armor gives you less defense but is better for sneaking, unless you're playing a mage I suggest you pick one and focus on it) is a must. other useful warrior skills are armorer(for repairing weapons and armor in between fights) Conjuration and restoration. A rogue character can focus on blade or archery, but you're other main skills should probably include sneak, light armor, acrobatics(good for getting away from enemies), and lockpicking. Alchemy, Illusion and Mysticism can also be useful for rogue's(Alchemy can be useful for making money, healing potions, and devastating poisons, and will give you a use for all the food you will inevitably pick up in your travels. Illusion offers some useful skills for sneaking, like invisibility and night-eye, and mysticism can be useful for skills like detect life and spell absorption). For mage's unless you're doing a battle mage build the regular mage class will probably work best...Phew! I didn't even get into races/birthsigns yet...well let me know what playstyle appeals most to you at the moment and we'll go from there, as there is a lot to cover Are you implying Pyros need help dealing with Soldiers/Demos!? This happened to me, too He did what? i had to read it twice .... Dat cottonfield Yeaa.... good one. can't see Super Nes anywhere Yep, ours had some people from Twilight a few months ago. There was a line that must've been ~half a mile/3 hours long to get autographs. 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You lost your nose As a small disclaimer, I didn't draw this. Do people really yell those types of things at you? Why would anyone buy anything from S2 now WOW! A kilometer is... mindboggling is this real life My wife knows that I'm on it, and I trust that she will reign me in if some crazy shit goes down. I'm not otherwise medicated, nor do I have anything else wrong with me, and I'm in the best shape of my life. I sincerely hope I don't end up in a field, though Why is Harvest Moon so popular? Hydras aren't terrible Holy shit, I didn't notice that Eat Pills, Take nap. FOREVER so gorgeous jesus christ, i've never worn contacts (even though my vision blows T_T) but this piece of art was really strong yeah i dont know what my opinion of this is Is it a sexual thing or do you just want to be slapped? No elevator Same. why isn't it working? Niipaaaah As a judge would say to your last statement "SPECULATION" and then your entire point would be dismissed. 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I don't care if we just bought another one last year, I just want to be able to play Angry Birds on it! Why are you putting a pillow and blanket on the couch?" Lets not mention the almost complete lack of load times in a huge open world diamonds! Holy fucking crap!!! Wait till you find out what they'll pay for all the other things you've been throwing out Would like to know why I got 4 thumbs down for this comment? BJ Penn says that you're a bitch if you tap out to strikes. However, not showing up for the 5th round in a title fight apparently isn't bitch worthy. You think that's bad? I knew an Asian girl in high school who asked me why Americans make such a big deal about voting. Really? You see my posts? When I read that, I though your truck was fucking the hot chick. It is occasionally visible on chrome I'm sure someone will pwn me for this, but back in i think 06 or 07 i read twilight. I thought it was a very well written book and was anxious to read the next book in the series. Then hot topic learned who edward cullen was...... Can someone explain what exactly is happening in this picture? First ride I went on when I was four. I think that and Splash Mountain have scarred me for life Yeah how was that not up there you replaced the clutch twice in 3 years? I tried that once, he moved it away When I saw the thumbnail I thought you were saying jeb was coding Minecraft in binary! I wanted to visit Seattle one day... now staying in England my whole life seems like a great idea > why Americans make such a big deal about voting. The first photo clearly shows it closed I always imagined what it would be like if the ocean was clear and you just looked down... ...I just moved here. Is this really a thing? Oh... then I guess I am a Gryffindor after all. he also seems to be doing the "fuck this shit" face... i mean i understand that. But then again, those are games which are easily accessible. 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I can't believe people don't know how to turn screws George Lazenby can act ? Imagine the first time you leaned back in a chair and got your second dick caught in the slats. They aren't dead...............but they NEVER wake up. I had to look at this for like 5 minutes before I seen it correctly, at first I thought the face was connected to the body and the piece of panty coming down from the officers wrist was the ass crack and that there was a fist in the vagina. Someone can't fucking compliment Notch without being yelled at for "Circlejerking"? but YOU discovered earth, did you not? i'm on to you! How do they know it's your birthday? From your profile? If so, can you make it your birthday every day? ( They are no copies of WotR now?! Wow, weird, such a good game It really depends on where you are located in the country. I just moved from Seattle, Washington (the Upper West Coast of USA) and it was pretty liberal, I never ran into any crazy religious fundamentalist. I had been living there for about the last 4 years, then recently moved to Texas (Southern USA), and was shocked at the stark contrast between the two. I've been enrolled in college here for almost a month and about once a week I get verbally harassed and threatened for reading things like *The God Delusion*, or *God is Not Great*. Once I was told I was going to Hell for reading *Pale Blue Dot* Really? My cats aren't de-clawed but since when was it so inhumane? Outdoor cats yeah, but indoor cats? Don't hate me because of my ignorance! boobs need to breathe? WTF? You... sound like me. I don't know if i should be jealous that I don't get to see your boobs in real life or the game I read this as the top post on my front page. My name is Phil. I thought I was found out. You have good spelling and grammar for someone who was drunk. Holy Jeebuz I was just about to make thread about the exact same thing, exact same tune. If god doesn't exist, then who wrote the bible? Think about that one. 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I think these are the people who believe we Germans won the war and Hitler still rules surpreme. ... Why the hell are there melons on his cheek? So people from Essex don't all sound like Jamie Oliver? THAT'S WHY IT'S ALWAYS SNIPER. Another Luxray has appeared Imagine going down *forwards*, so that you're facing down, and towards the way you're going! I'm from Canada. I just found out that my parents got married a year after my birth and had four kids together! lol, it took me a moment to realize what I meant Bitches love winky face... wait does that make us bitches?! Oh wow I think I know that girl... At least, she has the same first and middle names, and she is ridiculously promiscuous. I don't understand this joke but it made me laugh anyway. Haha I am an A cup:/ lol every female in my family is from a C to a DDD not sure if coworkers or just coincidence... haha thanks man. appreciate it. also, that was a great list So it's racist? Well done. I'm a girl and I slept like a log after playing. Upvoted anyway because that game is so awesome, I had a great time playing it even though the crowbars and meat cleavers were deteriorating over time That would be awesome Hotty Toddy Starcraft That Siegfried and Roy and Sigmund Freud were one, single person. You tell me how me or capn could be trolling this, and I'll give you an internet. An ENTIRE internet. Only females know how to use a stove/cooker? just looked up the song "FLESHGOD APOCALYPSE - The Violation" i think i had this look on my face You can't even get cursors in screenshots I have a hardcore Christian friend who was a physics major. I thought that the penis and vagina touching was sex, until I saw actual porn and I was like My roommates loved that shit. All I remember is something about gloves? And ice skating? I don't even remember. I tuned them out a lot. Once wouldn't have been so bad. They left it in for WEEKS. Is it just me, or did that milk turn blue? How did you do that? I recently went to San Francisco and mentioned Chik-fil-A as my favorite fast food chain to some SF locals, they asked what that was and I was all sadly, yes... would have lost anyways. But I watched that game looking like this ---> My first 99 was Range You're a bit sensitive, aren't you? As I read the 'I thought I heard a soft whistling bit' a song I was listening to played a whistling in the background super cute, but the spots on the back look like a melting skull How fucking old is the bread we find in Dungeons?? no no no... good bongs have a slide that pulls out to clear the chamber.... You better not be playing FPS with it bro Me. To. Where the fuck do you live, i counted an easy 10+ brown recluses on there soon the govt is gonna start wiping us out...for the one world order...they want to bring down the world pop. to 500,000 y u need internet fame when u so beautiful A web browser? NO WAY!? the scary part here is that you should never put a bottle in a vagina open-end-first because you can get suction issues, so it likely would've gone bottom-first. I asked the same thing Funny, it reads just like the beginning of the Bible in this hotel room. Sadly thats the only thing of her's I know....I should do some studying I'm working on my law degree now, maybe you can motorboat that I've never gagged like that in my entire life. That... that... Those are delicious when eaten simultaneously. I talk like that IRL all the time, is that bad? damn Select, you scary ...Wait, SOAP left?! Spine up if you see it coming and make lings. It bloody takes less time to drink a cup of tea than the time it takes to gobble up that piece of porkchop? The issue I always have with a Half-Life film is the same problem Gabe brought up years ago. Gordon is a *transparent* character, made for the player to embody. The whole game and all it's characters revolve around this notion, breaking that will throw the whole dynamic on its side. Now a movie set within the universe ( or universes What does [Q] do? Yeah, let's just say that when you learn that lesson, you never forget it. OH. MY. GOD... ooh, thanks for posting, amazed BratOK didn't make it, did he even try to qualify? haha, same here. No one ever has a clue what I'm talking about. Maybe we both just need cooler friends Depends on how you do your breeding Why the christ would you give your bunny a bath? I like to think it's a facade, but then I have people tell me I'm even cheerful and crap even when I don't mean to. ...why is the see me after class exclamation point dotted with a heart? obligatory ... He Who Must Not Be Named Does the cover look poorly shooped to anyone else? His hands look ot of proportion, and his eyes look like a females, look at them There was no phone... Finally caved and made an account - I'm fucked... Fourth order in 3 days Parkinson's I suppose it's a bit better than Jack Harkness being one's Forever Alone Hero. Almost all of Jack's friends and lovers end up dead. To me, it looks like a happy yellow ghost. FA mewtwo! I saw this yesterday and I was like being recognized is one of my worst nightmares, mainly because my brother goes on reddit. you can buy the cinnamon dolce syrup? BUT THEY'RE COUSINS!!!!!!!!! very pretty girl WHAT? Boromir was Martin? yeah I wasn't a fan of Harry Potter either, too many arbitrary magic rules. It's magic damn it, there are no rules. apparently only Dumbledore and god knew that. What did you think it meant I don't know Really? Actually dkubb from datamapper (a very big project) advocates to space between curly braces. Quite a few people in the github community do in fact do this oh my gosh! My boyfriend has this shirt. I was unaware that it was sold anywhere but at the super rustic shop in the middle of idaho that he got it from. I love that shifter... very steampunk. but I wouldn't be able to stop seeing that face above the nav screen Major props, Such jump height Jim Carey did this? i never knew the MFLB didnt have a smell I've never played it before! I'm loving kitty druid :D (Except for the only stuff that drops is never better than my heirlooms... i can't wait for lvl 80 how have you been rejected? SEE A DOCTOR. ASAP. I see what you did there You can push a lot of weight on it if you do a narrow press. If you widen it out as far as your hip joints will go, it's a _lot_ more difficult. It feels a bit like you're trying to crush a tree with your thighs. That's a really good point.... True, but it also depends on the OP's definition of "regular sized cup." A shot of espresso is only an ounce. If the OP meant even a 12 oz cup, that's at least 10 shots of espresso (if you include a little space on top so it doesn't spill). At approx 75 mg of caffeine per shot (at least, that's the average amount in a shot of espresso from Starbucks) that's just insane. Barney poster? Wait a second, you live in Indiana? Where? I don't think you're supposed to give your lottery numbers away. That's like telling someone your password I think this is the time to test one's limits... Dave Mustaine is pretty much the number one reason I picked up guitar. Yeah, he's a douchebag, but the anger and immediacy he conveys through his guitar is astonishing. And he sings while he does it. You can use it to cheat? i don't get it. her boobs look so much bigger with clothes on Pics...? Holy ** I've got a laptop in the attic that was unplugged from 1994-late last year, even it still knew the time Don't you guys like.. not get anything for having bronze? Wouldn't you rather have no medal in your profile? Holy shit you're beautiful The town on the ravine would be really cool if it were cleaned up. Kind of a daunting task though. Nice video, but man, do you ever sit still? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT CLICK Kuyt at 1:46 Does the majority of the christianity stackexchange seriously believe in Noah's tale? I didn't... know that this was in question. Oh wow I saw this TNG episode just yesterday for the first time Yes. How can it peak at 200ish but hit 500? Let the game begin. Not sure I read this correctly Saw the pic of Ezreal and immediately read gender-swapping champion instead of weapon-swapping champion this was one of those where my eyes got increasingly squinty until BAM So many Ultra Rares. To be fair she's just ignorant. You might be considered stupid for buying an HDMI cable at a game stop instead of online or at a discount store How long have those two been vegans? Are we still talking about coffee? And it's only 29.99€ in Steam But it's COLD up there!!! whell i really like snivy or whatever the snake thing is called, its evolutions look really cool. the pig looks okay, but the water is just like.. This isn't petty bullshit at all. lol ok this'll be interesting if it works out you saved my day wait....some one on the Internet agrees with me now imagine that, once they have NPC villagers I have a crappy-lappy and I got a performance BOOST for some reason. Wow... what a rush... But clearly everyone was talking to me Once again I'm surprised that i have not heard of these (not the types of bud, the trackers)... apparently i live under a fucking rock or something. We may just have to trade invites sometime, I typically only use a public tracker if i absolutely have to have something and i can't find it on one of my private ones. With all the bullshit about ISP's handing out information you can never be too careful. As far as my favorite type of bud, it's kind of a tossup between Dr. Atomic and Blueberry Ice. The last time i got blueberry ice it took me over an hour just to smoke a bowl because i got so high that i forgot i was smoking. Oh, chewing on the finger skin. Quit in the 8th grade, and am immensely happy I did, but man that was actually tasty It was? How am I the one making crazy generalizations? The bikini one is the only one I've tried. Ironically, it carries the same warning as the regular stuff Of course? I'm totally not a harley guy, but that Sportster... ** Holy f*cking sh*t. Wow. Congrats. The only time I was able to enter the house was when I had to kill zeds to get in. On the contrary, depending upon the religion, God let's *you* be the one to choose. Of course, the counterargument for *that* would be if God was omnipotent, and omnipresent, do we really have free will? I mean, it's not free will if He knows what we're going to do before we do it, right? It's a sticky issue. While I don't agree with picking out the good parts, I'm glad that most religions don't take their holy scriptures literally 100%. That would be terrifying. Wow, who is she.. You mean that one crazy eye? Yeah... I, as a Vikings fan, say to start Fitz Same here I'm pretty terrible actually haha. I don't know how they can play on expert. Restroom...just once... Where the hell are you going to get the cash for all of those items as Taric what about cops Oh.My.God. she's cute for that age That's.....not real is it???? Oh my.. you're right. Can't Stop watching Scrubs... Finished the series? Better watch it again Should I have chosen Judy Dench? Loved these books! They made me want to get a job. Then after high school, I joined the military... Oh my god! What did you do to Marmaled and Kif? They are everywhere... 14 is kinda cute. 21...gawddamn TRUE! I remember seeing ads when I was about 6...I'm 25 now and he still looks the same I'm kind of scared Wow I thought I was the only one. They are in our bars now oh I just found out that I'm epileptic I don't need absolute mint, but I don't really want destroyed cards... does that make sense? Wow...Pitchfork gave it a 0.6/10. WTF...I don't even...wut? I know all the others but what's the third one in the picture? (with the medieval critters??) It rings a bell but I can't remember it's name.. You're a genius. I've used telekinesis and kamehahas but never thought to just choke them. How much oxygen would O squared be? It always strikes me that the biggest change between the first picture and last picture in these transition logs is the person's smile. Also, OMG your hair is awesome. oh maaaan, adam!! you're doing that silly commenting thing again!! what next?! It's been that way for the last week for me with a bunch of streams. I went to college with Shii. Didn't realize he had so much internet presence. ehhh I wouldn't say crusty... you've never seen the like a boss meme? Her teeth... while, i'm not talking facebook, but the lil green friend button on users profiles, what exactly does it do besides say their your friends? Tip- they probably won't even review your application unless you sign it in blood. And no pigs' blood- they can tell the difference 7 pounds was a good film I would very much be interested in a Doctor Who perspective on wtf happened there. :) The story of Roanoke always gave me the chills in American Culture Studies - WHERE DID THOSE PEOPLE GO? he's not wearing black socks during sex is he Yeah because that makes more sense than Christianity??? Really, even in release it doesn't optimize your code? Are you certain? Bikini Urgot?! >I suppose it's a bit better than Jack Harkness being one's Forever Alone Hero. Almost all of Jack's friends and lovers end up dead. Please tell me thats actually in reverse playback [](/rcrossfire "Sorry to interrupt you two but, whoa Isn't that the movie where people fly through space............and then ride horses on a planet? What is this obsession with being a 'hardcore' gamer? Can't people just be gamers and talk about shit they play? iPhones do that "REMEMBERS a woman was gods gift to men" <-- doesn't that say she is property or am i just missing the sarcasm train here? Privacy as a teenager ... you just post the link. I think this has descended into a circle jerk now What the....? Boris Yeltsin still lives? 9 downvotes Jessica Alba you say? That's cool, I guess. So much faux science in the comments You aren't being forced to watch it! Zuckerberg wasn't even in this article. Anime boobs... I can't believe how much my post has been downvoted since last night. Do people actually like ignoring Skyward Sword? In reference to that clean & jerk video, how the hell does one catch 430 lbs on their shoulder without breaking a clavicle? natures pocket Stalk away. I immediately went to the 4/4... why didn't they case up the beta sinkhole Beautiful. At the risk of looking stupid, what's the red line snaking it's way across the lower part of the picture? It looks like lava Zorua plushie? MUST HAVE. Why does it have to be a pirate? Happened in New/North a while back too! Had to redo the entire building insides over the summer! And the girl's family paid for ALL of it. My first thought would have been " why hasn't he responded?...oh god...did I accidentally sms that my Facebook ?!" Talon requires skill? I have yet to lose a game as him and I end up facerolling entire teams after 10 minutes You replied to the reply to the joke. I...cannot compete with that Oh, just making sure that you weren't still close and that now he has just vanished and thors Nothing a pair of tin-snips can't fix. The nutso thing is I always ask them what their budget it, and almost always come in significantly below it. Lol. I enjoy the sentiment. I'll probably do vice versa since I already have Skyrim on pre-order (big TES fan here)... but things are not at all certain (big Zelda fan, too Budge. I forgot about Borderlands. I still need to play that sometime. I feel like there's so many good games out these days I haven't applied the pineapple trick for a long time and mine is surprisingly still OK, a bit salty. Lots of tofu and meats and chocolate milk this summer. Hmmm, I'm an undergrad at a reputable southeastern university.... What happens when the makeup comes off? I am 27..... I just finished Grad school My college charged that much 128MB flash drive back when I was a freshman Hey baby, you're the only Ten I see. For me, half the time it's the gif you posted, the other half is this face: You've read A THOUSAND fanfics? Damn you look great.. I would love to find you wrapped up for my Birthday that's for sure. Huh ..... I've heard Mozilla cause some issues that produce this error as well, but I don't use Mozilla, if that isn't your problem then I dunno what will help Why is this NSFW? PEOPLE BETTER SHOW UP, IM GONNA BE MAD IF I ACTUALLY GET OFF MY COMPUTER AND SHOW UP TO THIS THING AND NO ONE IS THERE i would like to have the ip please my ing is I laughed so hard at this comment my co-workers all how does he not know ooo i've had that! Tastes soooooo gooooddd!!!!!!!!!!! I have blueberry atm, super crystally Ah! So what you are saying is that I'm probably not going to get some nice crispy noodles if I use udon!? North Carolina, I guess? Unsure about what you mean 491 exactly here too. He is probably the best foreign zerg out there at the moment... And it was just announced he is even going pro for one year, he is about to become a monster in no time. So far he was practising for just two hours a day, what a sick nerd baller... what if they stole a chest Oh, that sounds adorable. I should go ahead and take a stroll do- HOLY CRAP! I dropped Roy Helu from my draft for Moss, then immediatly dropped Moss for Caddilac Williams just so my buddies would text and call WTF FOR WANT ME PLAY TO BBOOOOO this trade I want to go i just pulled up this article in my university's computer lab and some aerospace engineer gave me his business card after trying to talk to me for 20 min PUPILS!!! ( It knoooooooooooooooooows DO WANT. But...clanker was nice. Although I see your point. I was afraid of that fucking shark on treasure trove cove...i had to get in and out of the water in a second or two. is this the new canadian fiver? The Bit with the ships was my favorite It turned his entire world upside-down face. Lego has no skill like that and how are you going to go about doing that? I've never seen a sponsored link section This is the paper enemy from the Jackie Chan adventures. Everyone builds only one infestor, apparently. my thought process once i realised it was a frozen body... DONT LET IT MOVE, PLEASE GOD DONT TWITCH OR BLINK AT ME OR I WILL PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH MY MONITOR!!! I really regret clicking on that So...smooth? Indeed. Any trip between the US east and west coasts involves walking between Miami and Mexico City. wow, this is badass It's true. Waitresses need to start leaving my boyfriend alone wolves were fun, but next time you play a mage try paralyzing an enemy and then blasting them with a strong fireball with a 10 ft range. I did that to a bear once and he disappeared into the forest horizon. I ran after him trying to find his body, but gave up after I fought 3 enemies. What worried me was that the fucker was still alive when he disappeared Freedom Force *gasps* I have HiBs (except #1) You seem to have none of those What on earth is wrong with posting things game related? I don't think that friends one is very well done... the worst part being when he's shot in the head while the happy music plays... Almost broke my colar bone I like how they turn around when I tell them to. I LOVE THE BACKGROUND ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! Your dog just sprouted a kitten. The moment I saw the posted photo, I thought, "hey, that street/tree set/road/curve looks EXACTLY like a road right down the street from me here in good 'ol Virginia" - then I zoomed in and saw that your license plate is in Virginia. You wouldn't happen to be in the Star City, would ya? Can you explain what you just wrote? how can you sexualize an already sexual experience? What's the Reader?? I've been like this since my breakup abut a year ago. Attractive guys around me but im not too terribly interested in pursuing relationships. Maybe it's also because I don't really feel that attractive? I feel like i've forgotten how to get started on a romantic relationship again. And even stranger, I'm not really too bothered by it. I think I'm just too used to being single and having guys as friends now and enjoying my own life. Ok all the citys of the south american countrys are there but where is Paraguay? If you read the cables, they do. They even quoted a newspaper piece as inside info -881 Karma. He does it on purpose Maybe, but I also feel like you'd also have to be born with some innate ability, or "wiring" if you will, to understand such complexities. Whoa. Does anyone else see faces on the majority of those chips? Like reddit shutting down. 50 bucks for 3 grams!? I was seriously looking at that dog for 20 secs trying to determine if someone took a pic of my dog That happened to me with Anchorman. Walked out of the cinema wishing I could get my money back, watched it at a friends house a year later, couldn't stop laughing the whole way through ................................................................................................... They have a squat rack, but they don't allow squats? This kind of reminds me of District 9 You look signficantly older with make up lmao!!! who doesnt look at porn at work?!?!?! Holy crap That sounds awesome. binkles she... I encourage him to stay with the pizza... LOADS OF PEPPERONI Indeed. This is spreading like AIDS across Africa i have euphoric highs and suicidal lows in a span of a few minutes these days - i'm scaring myself Wait... Americans don't use 'pavement'? I'm Canadian and I use 'pavement'... unless it's some sort of slang over there I'm not familiar with? I know her Isn't the exe an installation file? Why on Earth have I been downvoted for this? amazing article by whatthefat I know that this is solved, but I gotta ask....how was he a bully? but you don't have kids with the other person yet? that's kind of why I suggested the M35/45. Thanks? At first I thought you were talking about Melty-man and I thought, his knees are about the only thing normal and then I looked at the legs on the guy to the left... I... their size is not a valid reason at all. Good luck :) Way to drop it like it's hot Pentakill Trundle could also be a roady, caries around a speaker and beats people with it, or maybe he summons a giant speaker. She looks like she needs a shave Apps like AppZapp, App Shopper, and App Hits will let you see what's new, on sale, or free (People don't seem to mind having sales where they give away apps for free. I saw "Why do I cut my nipples every single time I shave." TIL NPH isn't straight oh, absolutely. she was all giddy and bubbly until she stood up, and looked around expecting to see everyone ready to buy her a drink, but instead was confronted with a roomful of so I'm getting married to an atheist in the near future.... I fear this same situation intensely, coming from my bi-polar southern baptist parents. Did you just have a conversation with yourself and then delete a couple of them to make it look like it was someone else?? At first I was like WOW. Yeah, I've had the same thing happen to me multiple times, with no idea what the trigger was. One time I was actually asleep and woke up with the racing heart, cold sweat, and crazy breathing. Was home alone, 4am, and was sure I was having a heart attack (thanks a lot WebMD....), so ended up calling the ambulance....yeah, that's a fun memory....not to mention that the 40-something paramedic ended up taking my number from the 911 call in order to ask me out... but who would ever quit the game Hey... this comic was submitted 4 months ago by a different user (Iint) Women using *straight razors*? On their vaginas? What does? Nice Mole. I dont get it too... Yellow Monitor? (It was the parent not the child in this case - how often did your parents end up spraying you with blood while growing up? A leather binocular? yeah, we all felt bad, and i doubt anyone did it maliciously, but it was just such a shock to see it that we couldn't wipe the Every time tumblr happens on my screen I panic and click home. It's like the 90's had a child, a technicolour mindfuck of a child that is slowly eating the rest of the internet whilst staring at you with a creepy grin Black sack Yin and yang have gender associations? wat I don't know why so many downvotes. Granted, I disagree with you, but you did answer the question. ( Support... Orianna? So you play games to lose? Honestly, who gives a fuck if BP and Shell gave her money to say global warming is a lie, as opposed to a bunch of rednecks giving her money to say the same thing? \\( Tristana has a skillshot? Did...you read the title of this thread? Yep. Just like driving down a motorway When Socke is the worst player in a group OH MY GOD! Damn, your dick cures crazy. ...*that's* what you look like? 60 an oz? That's half-erect? that weapon he uses is so. damn. scary! *IT'S JUST AIR!!* The Money Issue: I agree that in DI is was stupiid. There was WAY too much of it so searching for it was pointless, not to mention even zombies drop their wallets.. Ya.. But I disagree that it should not be in a game anywhere. I think there are MANY MORE creative ways of adding it into your game world and making worth finding, and worth hoarding. But ya I was like ...server info button? Think about how this movie is to a little kid: 'Your Mother can't be with you any more.' Holy crap. It's like millions of angels all took a piss at the same time. why do you have a carved pumpkin so early Does a comment on teenagers purportedly being tortured really need to end with a Japanese onomatopoeia? Wait Abraham Lincoln was an atheist....shit they let anyone in What class is that? you mean we're not supposed to dream of this shit? I thought IWC stood for "I Will Complain" anyway ( Yours is in so much better condition than mine :( did you restore it? On a side note, don't you love the Mind = blown The Black Backpacker... yeah i like the sound of that man, but my original plan was to buy the 2oz for 150, then sell 1oz for 150 to some sucker, then i get a free oz of bud, brilliant BROWN GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN ... PA lasts for five years. $20. Wait, rape cures homosexuality? A couple minutes? I saw a dog Why did (previous to this generation) they all look like horrible frog monsters? Seriously, how did those mutated-looking things sell to little girls under the premise of being "pretty"? Well, damn.... I have no idea whats going on here HE SEES MY SOUL! 100% uptime, no CD really? Well that's a fucking game changer. I can't even wrap my head around 5v5 or 3v3 with an ability that redirects HALF of any incoming damage ALL the time, let alone 2v2. It turns arena into a mana game and kind of illegitimizes any team without a healer, doesn't it? Then again maybe they won't have arena at all also throw in a splash of pokemon yeah dood...i totally thought you ment odorfree. Im the noob RES can filter submissions out? i'll never doubt you again i love going back and listening to all the weird tunes i listened to in junior high/high school. -tries to think of anyplace that has the initals AM ...Has anyone else ever noticed that they look like their Heil-ing Hitler? I understand this reference..... What did you do to train yourself to this level? Red Amp. Not bad? Hot diggity damn. I can't view it I have a Razer Imperator with 5600 dpi. Also, what maps are popular over in ETF2L? I've heard you guys play turbine a lot D-Grade hookers? TOO.. MUCH... CUTE You should join me and tilleyrw with the bacon! **<( Shit. No offense but I don't see how it's really confusing at all. ................................. At first I was "WTF is this shit? I have one of those. Lame" and then I was ' Apparently all of the Ron Paul supporters would i was unaware there was a legal age to smoke trees This is so many levels of creepy. I don't even know what to say... My Optimus V can run it Oh my god. I never realized that. Someone who moved past a childhood fear? Amy was kind of stashed away in the last episode with Craig too. do you know the muffin man? I love being able to actually see the players during the matches. DRG's left hand... Good job man, I saw your post last night and this morning when I got on I was like I never had a dog, but I was housesitting this summer, on the tail end of my period, so I was only using a pad. Rolled it up and threw it away in the bathroom garbage can, which was a small step trash can. I went downstairs for awhile, and when I went back up, the dog had stepped on the pedal to open the trash can, fished out my pad, and was ripping it to shreds. 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However, during the parent-teacher conference, his dad (a bass player and an editor with no gaming or engineering background) gave me the that is twisted as all hell If this is possible I wonder if they can develop "gold" life forms that self replicate. Add ingredients, come back a week later to 100lbs of 24k gold 3.25%? .... How do you know this? I would hate having anything furry inside my stomach My nightmares are coming true steve irwin once said crossing a hippo filled river was the most dangerous segment on his show. [9] At first I was like ;_; but then I was like You didn't enjoy Portal!?? Two of my friends were watching this down the hall from my room. One of them shrieked so loudly the RA ran down to make sure no one had died. Ridiculous. Why is it I can't stop watching this Wow... Guys, I'm not kidding here but I think that's my cousin from Rhode Island. article is interesting but not nearly as interesting as the insane comments I remember when I used to love Thomas. It's always nice to see young ones today loving the same things I used to love. Delicious reasons It's funny when a biased video is telling you what bias means omg the ears! >< so cuteee! the eye in the background though... the thing is, is i want something that will run well, get good fps on my comp... TF2 doesn't, it gets crap FPS, like 2 fps when in a gunfight... something that my machine can handle (if there is anything I wish I was that clever Hipster teenagers at an anime convention said you play VHS tapes in "VHS players" to my face while I waited to get my copy of MMPR: The Movie. But Frontier is already on the Xbox for the Japanese market Took me a few reads to realize "Hash Brown" was not actually short for "Hash Brownie". Back to r/trees I think. 54-10. Now expand upon that in the sense that our whole makeup is made of a things inside of things. Now think about how our bodies as a whole is a thing that is inside another thing and then go bigger. Until you come to the mind boggling idea that perhaps we are a thing in the Universe that maybe the size of a cell in another thing! What if the destruction of our planet caused a change in our solar system which caused a change in the galaxy which caused a change in other galaxies that eventually caused everything to be destroyed from what it was? Cannot stop looking!! What kind of sink do you have? I see you everywhere. 3 girls and 1 guy in a van. Wha - Did you leave Scooby-Doo at home there Mystery Machine? Just kidding! Great conversations to have on the highway - "how would you get rid of the body if you killed someone". Another good one - pick random people you see at the rest stops, and just make up plans about what you would do to abduct, torture and or kill them. Always great fun and passes the time when I travel, but then I mostly travel on long car trips alone.....so...yeah. But hey it works to pass the time. :) Well, that's different At first I red "Kill them with kidneys" and was like Must be terrifying to have sex with you. I believe it glorious Whoa, cut down on the megapixels man! Wait until you're against grievous guards. I actually had this exact thought process a couple weeks ago, except I replaced the Eagles with the Packers Holy shit SW Battlefront 3 on Frostbite 2 would be AWESOME! I like how they feel and look, so I don't want to omit them altogether. Duct tape would hurt, no? As far as I know I'm only on one site that has any furry stuff Made my hair stand on end Is that bee moaning "pedo-pedo-pedo" all the way to orgasm? You mean melodramatic? Dang, I didn't know people traded for referrals Are you older than 21? If I am not mistaken, it was written 11.33 or something. Rodgers can really run Mine was running upon that Japanese eel porn site (its like bangbros with regular updates)...I refused to believe it was real at first, like those fake tentacle JAVS, but after browsing the site for a few minutes I promptly got the hell out of there. It's...not exactly like we've ever been in danger of losing the right for democracy. We've never been in a position to have our form of government/law making taken away. Are those yellow strands cheese? They look like noodles Really, I'm still learning. I studied it at the IB level for 4 years in high school and I'm currently taking the college level 3rd/4th combined course. Anki is useful for kanji for a lot of people. I've tried it, but it's just not my thing. I learn kanji by reading them, picturing them, rereading them, and having someone quiz me on my ability to write them without looking at them. If I miss one, I look at it, picture it again, and rewrite it. I also try to make sense of confusing kanji by memorizing the radicals or what it looks like to me. I'm far enough in the language that grammar used in hentai or manga rarely throws me, but I still occasionally have to look up a word (especially when they use weird, made-up words like 'water semen' and such Until you find out one of them is a guy in a wig There we go. Finally got a turnover. 1st of the year (inc preseason Oh shit that's an hour away... Definitely going there Why couldn't I stop watching this?! Holy balls, I just noticed that It looks like a 3D render. I thought helping esports hurt esports? What the fucking fuck? What's his plan for making a profit? Lol itll be crazy deju vu if that ends up happening to you. I also wonder whats in the bag?? Sweet panut butter exists? Egads, if there's ever proof that we're still evolving, it's that shit. That's not the foot of a "perfect species". TIL that yakuza girls has tattoo too... Orange water AFAIK there are no potions? Am I the only one that sees Stanley Tucci? You cant NOT watch it closely. Its... mesmerizing Oh no, it is I who doesn't deserve you! I would do anything for a homemade OU hat (with a fuzzy ball) LOL. Just let me know if you're allergic to anything. I can send shrimp and grits mixes, pecan pralines, or a shirt. Anything you want. No that's not how it was designed from the beginning at all _ I'm just thinking about the holocaust Know anything about torrents? I think you mean My aunt ask me to fix the sales terminal (glorified register) for a Portuguese guy who runs her favourite bar. I need to look documentation online, I ask one of the girls to lend me her laptop. I was watching a documentary where they were talking to the producer of Stargate series, and he was saying that he just flips a coin every year to see if he should continue the show or not. I don't know if that's true but... I feel awful! This just turned me on for some reason Well that's definitely not Breaking Bad right now Bacon margarita? a common as muck untradable gun that is droppable for a max shit, i just realized i went on like 4 dates with a girl this summer. not even kidding. I'm pretty sure....that's a jacket Haha, thanks! Though I wonder how you know this. Am I being reddit-stalked? I've got no idea, I've actually never even seen anyone before you. I know there's a few blue stars out there (I think someone named EMLB or something like that, and maybe Adebisi also?), and lots of people with medals out there as well. Not gonna lie, simply having an icon next to their name makes me more likely to notice / remember their posts Shinpads. There for a reason. OMG! me too! No exceptions. I mean, I like his casts. I've been watching him for years as well. But... jokes about kidnapping his son? That toilet is a zombie. ( wanna see bad parenting? get a job @ a grocery store.. I wonder if he's still there, and has yet to make a decision Who here is surprised? you get glares? ...why was she at a cemetary? And... why did she have to leave it there if she was at a cemetary? This was taken by a friend of mine at North Dakota State University. Kind of disturbed seeing it posted here Whaaaaat? Huh, what? Did you read his handle? I kept reading "it" as H, made it confusing A.J.? Is this you? I used to work at CVS (in LA, actually) and we'd get people who come in to spend their money on cigs and/or alcohol, so it's made me really hesitant to give. We had one guy who would bus in from the other side of the city to stand in front of out door, beg for change, then come in to buy snacks/milk with it, and then go home. It was like his day job and he's been there for at least four years. Me Gusta OMG BENOIT SIGNS ARE SO WRONG!!1! ZvP "The human body can not take that" well... it just did... technically two human bodies just did... If he would have called it a sidewalk slam, I would have marked #iwc Well, doesn't every unit in the game have to stop to shoot except phoenixes? apoco es la secretaria de cultura? They don't look like WoW graphics.. what's this? OMG! where can I get this game? (x(x_(X_x( I shall provide for the russian women in need of my help. what was this meant to link to Not really, but put a bag of chips in there >(x(x_(X_x( (-(-_(-_-( It used to be There's no ketchup in McD's in the US? How do you guys live? I feel ya. Had nothing to do on a rainy Saturday and watched a full fraking season in a day. If you find this out, let me know Was bist du denn von Beruf, wenn ich Fragen darf? Why all the paypal hate? " oh ok, yeah i think i do I have a very deep/manly voice, but my vocal cords curled up and assumed the fetal position when they heard Tasteless at MLG Raleigh Most Formidable Lord and Master of Desperate Housewives... Yeah - living in the UK I don't even feature in my own poll What is going on get a job Your FOV gives me a headache just looking at the screenshot. Is that fire hydrant actually functional? If you are inside a building on the "ground floor" then what do you call the surface on which you are standing? I generally call the flat surface inside of a building a floor. Unless they just leave bare ground exposed for the floor in buildings in the UK... Dramaaaaa, goooo tooo first paage! Everyone must know and participate max settings and streaming Common at age 13? Does this analogy go any deeper than you hate seeing them? Fungal drops The fact that he recognised your bookbag says to me that he was paying you a little more attention than is normal to begin with wow, didn't realize untill seeing that, I've seen this movie They... already do support border-radius? He asked a question, but then he went on several sentences explaining how 'not gay' he is and how he presumed the other guy was 'not gay' but suddenly a simple gift has him questioning it and nothing but a 'gay' gesture. WHY? why is a gift 'gay'? What makes a "Gay gift" from a "straight gift"?? From the description he gave, it sounds like his company makes predator drones. Did Catherine ever wake up? Holyfuck! I think I'm in love And here I was thinking David Tennant could never look unattractive..this is just weird Mind blown. I loved that game. Haven't played it since the 80s. I was about to link to the same time The person taking the picture is not safe I dunno she's hot...but there's so many jump-cuts It's actually confirming my suspicions that no one likes them, especially moletrap. It might have something to do with your levitating cell phone. So is this supposed to be a blank post or is something wrong? Wait wha...? But I was there! this might be the best metaphor I've ever read on reddit That wasn't a joke and I had no idea anyone else asked that That last one is a This is gonna be weird question, but for all of you dudes that have done this.... what made you want to Did not read this post till after i posted the earlier one. COULD THIS BE THE SAME GUY?!?! not likely...unless youre in los angeles It's fate I'm just some random kid that was watching WhiteRa's stream when he brought this up Sweet stuff man, i needz to download I make less than $0 a year and i live a comfortable life... Who are you Not sure if real boobs or back boobs. I love her handwriting You played 10 hours a day of customs? Funny thing is, I actually don't It's such an easy to understand concept that half the internet doesn't get it. I used to be a manager there. The only thing worse than pizzas before you close: are ICBs during the day shift. You have to have them up but never sell any so... It might sit in there for a solid 4-5 hours 3:38 What do the controls on the side do? steam says you dont exist Metallica are sellouts for going video Fuck bitches and see if I can make babies that will eventually become my friends in the future when I was a little kid. Tornadoes definitely count. That's a wild story maybe it has holy shit, if blizzard would do this I used to live on Fieldcrest Ave Using campus computers? omg my trodgors never look that good It looks like a weird alien with tits I really, really didn't mind RTD as much as people seem to. No one can really say if you'll "pass" or not ahead of time. But I'm not intersexed and I pass just fine. Well... a little better than fine. It actually became a welcome problem when I was transitioning; no matter what I wore or how short my hair was, I couldn't pass for a boy. DAT ASS Actually I was about 12 when I coined the name, so it's funny you say that. I even misspelled it at the time but it just stuck. But we're not doin the casual conversation thing but the hostile towards strangers with opinions thing, right. btw what does that even mean? How does my choice of name imply age range, I'm genuinely curious now. Lay your flawless logic on me brothah I can't even fathom what a teeth orgasm would be like You are awesome. I was stupid and didn't go for a while, but the dental hygienist I ended up with when I went in a few weeks ago was amazing, and now I know how clean teeth really feel. The scaling is what always frightened me away from the dentist, but she used an ultrasonic one after numbing up my gums.. really gentle, I actually kinda enjoyed it I'll come around after work, probably inebriated Oh! That's no problem at all! I've just had chance to get to my comments too! Phew, 2 days old a lot of them. Holy fuck she's fine. Because nothing is sexier than cold steel at sexy time I read that as 'Australia: Tasmania moves to recognise same-sex unicorns'... ( Especially in Strobe by Deadmau5. That climax! Oh lawd ...and at the end there is a giant hammer for the really tough ones Wtf did I just watch Holy mother of pretty!! Thanks!! This is awesome Yeah, it is a horrible place to be unemployed and looking for work. But it is a great place to be when you're employed in a good job. Rent is so cheap and buying is actually an option for people on the average wage. Unlike the cities, which I've been led to believe require you to be a millionaire to buy (but I'm just a dumb country guy who hasn't been to the city much so who knows >and the other guy looks like James RandiOOHHMYGOD!! Since they share a vagina, when one has an orgasm, they probably both have an orgasm... That's how you know your fiscal policy is a little screwed up. "What? It's going to cost me more money to live? That's it, I'm quitting my job" ... Digglet used dig! ...... I know someone who looks like this This is like the Jesus on the piece of toast... >and the other guy looks like Chuck TesHOLYBEARDONGS!! Maybe it was Enderman Reddit is its own universe. ( 785 sold is that girl singer at :18 the one that sang for final fantasy x? Oh was that Lara? Where is this video? Does not compute... [](/bonbon"I didn't know about My ReddEnt Ponies, so thank you!") [](/y00"But now I'm confused about /thatsnothowyouspellpinkiepie. I've never seen it in the r/idliketobeatree emote list It's actually used as an insult, in many movies, games when referring to "tough guys" or tough group of men, or just a tough group in general. "LET'S GO, LADIES!" So weird. I guess because being a female automatically means you're inferior And getting called one is insulting? If it's soft, why did it crunch when you bit into it? i read somewhere that this only removes acceleration on normal windows but acceleration returns in games There are some variations that people say are useful against some Zerg openers, but I haven't tried them myself, but +1 weapons and pushing Zealots/Sentries and dropping the Stalkers/Immortals seems reasonable. Maybe you could do some reasonably timed pressure, expand, and transition into two-base Blink Stalkers or Colossi - but that just sounds like standard PvT play. It just popped up, I'm sure it was just from a scumbag virus. Took the picture myself, but still how do you explain something like that what 23 do you follow? Clickthroughs? What clickthroughs? Did I mention I live in New York? i had my lady friend put me in a gogoplata the other day and holy shit is it effective There was the SWAT van and like 4 fire trucks Jesus Christ this is messed up. in my 10th grade French class my teacher started talking about Nutella and everyone was all like "yeahhhh I LOVE THAT" and I said "What's Nutella"? I got a lot of weird looks. Why had I never heard of it? Well the drive is "My Music" so why would you even look in there for videos? It's bizzare seing an article that claims such a small percentage of fans watches the show every week. One of my squad leaders recruited a female without a vagina Chicago gets more than 100%? Imagine tightening a chain that was last tightened by one of the Wright brothers. You know what... I'm dumb. I've seen them. Why on earth did I think there wasn't one... So, people watch you all the time! Take me for instance... right... now... This...was a game? TF is tier 1? I think we need to add "Better = Subjective" to the /r/Android's logo Is that a tarantula in the center? for once, i actually fully agree, this would be an awesome feature. not so sure on how difficult it would be to code though.. other variables could be continents, islands, etc... or maybe i need to stop playing so much civ v... I feel the same way..but like.. If you BOTH touch your Wenis' together...does that mean you sexytime? And if she didn't notice...is that rape!? Holy shit, this is a case where you can actually legitimately claim losing by a pixel That is really awesome. I am pretty sure this is what I looked like when I was viewing this wonderful afghan -> things usually aren't. For stunned at idiocy, I prefer Not sure if serious Uh...I wasn't aware that there was a sixth borough titled "Eastern Queens" an* now even dolls can have horrible nightmares about dolls Chuck returns this fall on Fridays Whore indeed! have a pity upvote. aaahhhh Holy crap (pun not intended), my eyes have been opened. This is a revelation. I'd never even considered that people stand while wiping In think he several words Imagine rolling off the bed Wow Not so pretty, but I've been notcing tiny pimples appearing on my legs.. for.. whatever reason. Tummy too. Seriously wtf. Nothing really on my face though, so thank you and I hope it stays like it is. yea, we've had entertaining times trying to squeeze in any sex, especially because little one started teething at 2.5 months You'd ask me to "control" my dog even though your dog is the aggressive one? What language is this? Insane photo. ...for a moment I didn't see what this was a reply to and thought someone was doing that thing where they look at my post history and tell me all about me from what clues I've put out there. Aside from the birth month and educational progress *you're me*. Thank you. Just tried that. Still no waveform. I thought I was alone Garen is pretty beast in lane even without runes Well, she is wearing circle lenses. I don't care if you are white or asian, they are quite frightening. Google them I eat sooo much of the purple ones and the next morning I go grapeshit the toilet. Those calves. imagine it crawling on your face and possibly eating one of your eyeballs I think the privacy settings are messed up again as well. MWAHAHAHAHA! Time to get my creep on........ YES THIS. My superstitious russian mother tells me that I'm not allowed to sit on cold surfaces, especially metal, because it'll give me reproductive issues in the future. I suppose I'm just supposed to carry around a heating pad for my bum all the time. I thought I was the only one who noticed that there was no dog at all I see Jabba the Hutt... I didn't even know you could craft.. Have you ever seen either one of them except through an LCD display? Maybe they are one and the same. I was on my iPad. And it filled the whole screen. THE WHOLE SCREEN. in highschool, some guy asked me to junior prom half a year early. I didn't really reply, and he took eye liner, scratched his wrists with it, and lined his eyes to look emo. ** Holocaust - means burnt sacrifice in a religious context. You know that in almost five years on Reddit I have never used that functionality. iT hsant' arfeckted me abit if you have the insides laid out with iron bars for strings, and big hammers all set up perfectly that would be awesome :D also make it actually swing the hammer with pistons, and when the hammer strikes the iron bar, have redstone trigger and play the note block Haha, nice. Not sure what tweaks they speak of, we don't throw anything that would affect the USB layer i saw the the perfect timing on the missle turret and thought to my self, if it was post patch Huk might actually have won with those DT's All I can think of is ski free!!! This is better than FIFA 2012 Probably not Im sorry, but did i read something about zombie chickens in that..... Awesome license plate. I want it Not even Dawkins or Hitches say's "There ***is no*** Abraham God or any other god(s)" because it's an unfalsifiable claim - sadly we still can't prove negatives. Counter to the positive argument put forth by theists that certain supernatural entities from mythological canon are in fact real entities who play a part in the lives of homo sapiens, they say that since there is no evidence of these entities existing in real life or actually having any effect in the world as a whole (ex: prayers have been scientifically proven to not work) they do not believe. For you to say you disagree with the fact that without theistic notions there would be no atheistic notions is confusing because it blatantly defies how logic and time work Aaah... Organix... My intro to it years ago. Sit down on a couch. Dude sits next to me. "Want some acid?" Molly bears? CIA pays, insists that they are not with the CIA when i first starting losing weight (on hormonal birth control) i got my period twice a month for several months I've been on a bunch of roofs... I'm glad I never took pictures, but I'm still a little scared now Hull!? Unlucky hehehe. I kid, I kid... or do I? I got an invitation from someone the first few days it came out, haven't been back since. All my friends are still on facebook, no one is making the move the game sounds pretty horrible from the bad stuff I've heard. two of my buddies can't get enough of it though and keep asking when I'm gonna get it. That mode is EPIC! So fast! I felt like I was on a rollarcoaster the whole time! This is disturbing as Hell. Oh god! Even the *dog*!! -- I will never unsee this I couldn't agree with you more sir. I've tried 'Fortress Craft' on my 360 and I thought it was complete garbage and horrendously boring. Sure it's got fancier graphics and better shaders etc. but that doesn't make it better. Nothing will ever compare to MC. I'm related to YOU!?!?!!?!?!? It kind've said that it wasn't populated because if people moved there then the people wouldnt want to commute to a 30 minute drive to work or something..? >Your personal information is valuable, but it sure as hell is not more valuable than money. Please tell me how!!?? you'll have to explain this term to me. My brain's being stupid what the flying fuck? you didn't know? Quite so I'm left handed but for some reason I use scissors with my right hand. :s I actually cannot use my left hand for cutting things Wow, I thought messages are just autodownvoted and there is no logic behind it Awww thank you <blush> ^_^ Nowadays they don't drive me as crazy as they used to, only when I wear volumizing mascara (like i need it I am very surprised they let people out on the track in jeans There are also dental dams too, which look like Fruit by the Foot. And condoms look like suckers when they're in the wrapper, so... Ya it works really well. Just my ocd Villa for Pedro my eyes: What documentary required $17k? You know Chelsea is in on an awesome season, when we fucking win in a penalty shoot out ! God damn I always-always hate penalty shoot out, because most of the time lady luck is not on our side. Being down to 10 men in 48th minutes and Turnbull on the goal ( that was a Isn't Jr. exclusively used with males? I thought I saw something similar recently. Not sure, I have not been truly dedicated to keeping up with my Soda Pop data. Ok, well keep me on file. Sometimes there's a Mad Milk or two there too... feminism in politics That is quite a story I just now realized what your username is How'd you get that much by then? I like to clip things onto my face, nose, ears... and make my coworkers cringe. Honest now... Is your comic related to the guys- version? that actually wasnt as bad as i thought it would be.. but why doesnt he just blow them out? Yes, wear Scottish formal attire to celebrate the patron saint of Ireland. Since when do we have an outdoors in the winter? oh god. the eyes Holy shit who skips Deadmau5 to play 2's Wuuuuut? Seriously? Is it me or are her eyes really dilated? Holy shit, I didn't know they came that small...looks more like an ingrown hair than a penis Exact same fan I use. Wait so she is married and has an affair with a woman on the side or? who knew? turns out the body is complex If you think about it, there's got to be a handful of big-name celebrities among us here at Reddit... That's really interesting to think about. Hot damn, I didn't realize that was how ZipCar worked. That's amazing shit I think it's more about how the creators of barcraft ( They're watching you Maybe you should stick with proper diet and exercise rather than gimmicky pseudo science shit pills that happened before to me I'd start building it into the cliffside,and make a super-awesome tunnel through the hill. Huh? wtf uhh...what about it? I'm confused The r/Chicago one? Or a Chicago Harry Potter subreddit I'm not aware of. Your roads look so clean. what did i just watch? How does that even make sense? I posted that an hour ago, came back and saw mad karma and 36 replies What does the asterisk indicate? sitting on a bench reading this They totally just took your idea. I'm watching the offcast stream and UltraChen are totally doing an instant replay of the last match in between rounds. Someone from Reddit must have gotten to them I think POF is geared towards an "older", more mature audience as well (im in my mid 20's) and is set up like a cut and dry dating site rather than a myspace page. I never met any crazies just one dude that was about 30 lbs heavier than his pictures and had a retainer 80 before, 90 after mediocre showings? I think you should check his track record again Fantastic! Also, I don't know where the Fallout reference fits in, but I happened to browse this right when I was playing New Vegas on the other screen Not as an alarm but I set Ke$ha's We R Who We R as my ringtone because the first few notes sound like a phone anyway. Now whenever I hear the song, I have this weird urge to check my phone just in case. TIL that people keep panthers as house cats My name is Clayton... Cambridge Square...staring down at you Oh man - I had to upgoat you for this one, because it's the only one which has made me laugh rather than go ...TIL that I'm married to the wrong person Why did you get so many downvotes? and i thought only mothers had eyes in the back of their heads... Why did i read "with both of the hotties of the Tokyo Game ..." I don't know if you noticed but the hot shoe mount is not standard. I love battery grips for the extra batteries and the vertical grip but have you seen the sony one wait wait wait...they have bills beret? How the fuck can I get this? Time travel. I thought protestants were more reasonable compared to catholics yeah me too. that still doesn't explain why you couldn't have more than one type of soldier in a single hex. again: imagine the land area a hex represents. at the very least it could be thought of as a battlefield. you can't have more than one type of soldier on any one battlefield ? I just want to say reading this topic at 2am in the morning when I should sleep messed me up. I am now on a hunt to breach the "deep web" and I owe it all to this topic...in a good way If you think something as vanilla as coming on someones face is so terrible, what's your opinion on hardcore bdsm, or gang bangs, or a guy pissing on a girls face or blood play etc? This.... Could be a wonderful art teaching tool HL-2140 here and I can do the same thing. I'll never buy an HP printer again. My Brother printer has been working flawlessly for almost 2 years now and it was only $35 Are you saying there's barely anything to fix about Oblivion? Happened to my dog once, out of nowhere he started humping our bitch and soon get fully erect (dogs can get enormous, man His face is constantly Oh...my....god! WTF US didn't even make the list... San Juan Capistrano = Delores Umbridge No, we dressed normally. Well...he did. All i owned at the time were heels and business casual clothes... Penises? ( \ / ) ( You know what's freaky...I've eaten at Applebee's before too Nocturne, using Duskbringer + Ghost for chase speed that makes enemies go Creep much We don't get to watch a lot of Skins games here in Colorado so I never understood a bunch of the hype around Taylor before he was killed. Thought he was an up and comer on the cusp. Then watching a few these highlight videos put it into prospective... they are based on what some men want, not what women look like you know - and i admit i have jacked up my feet from wearing heels from too young an age - but it's harder for me to find comfy flats than heels. What if we're all in a dream. Shit, that's gorgeous. Isn't that how a 4chan*ner* regards reddit? I keep trying too! But it keeps telling me its down for maintenance Winning doesn't appeal to you? You should still have the AI control Ghandi, so people who don't play the game will all of a sudden be surprised to find out how much of an asshole he is in civilization To each their own right? Good luck surviving the country music. Never could figure that one out... you'd think the AI would be programmed to use it as a last resort. Jeff Dunham looks exactly like Kiefer Sutherland except with brown hair. Sorry about the messed up third image! Not sure what happened there. ...live webcams? how long before that is abused ...live webcams? how long before that is abused I'm going to hold you to that! I'll take shot of whiskey when I get home, in honor of our new found friendship! Remember to take a blanket or two if you decide to make sexy time on the beach Did that one on the ground break all of its teeth? "New" Android OS? Not there for me People got a lot better in the interim. I was high diamond when the game first came out, quit for a while then came back and got put into gold. I've seen him about three times now. Creepy. Omgawwww Oh ok. That Morgana.... Yeah but eggs are small and surrounded in bloody mucus stuff I was like How did you know! WHERE CAN I GET A "Bourbon Bar" Just to add. 3:06 there is some nasty grinding So few keybinds. im in kingsburg, ca btw hit me up plz. goin to sleep for a couple hours 3.5 tabs of avatar acid (180mcg/tab) + 20mg 2C-E + weed = Playing l4d2 with roomate..i died so I was watching another player playing...kept commenting on how bad this fucking newb was...then realized it was him Wait... so you *know* that hat? Like, that hat that belongs to that guy? Holy crap. You look amazing Oh shit, wow thanks! For a female, it is. That's nothing compared to some women. I ask my best friend how long she'll be after she gets off work to get ready to go down town (she closes at 8pm) and she says she's not gonna be able to get down to the club till at least 1030. My nokia brick had a camera Why would he ever say something like that in the first place?? haha yep this is really weird Is it weird if I think that's kinda cool? Unlikely to happen but oh god please let me be wrong. Dude, I was just thinking of this exact same book, thinking the exact same thing. Really? Furry feeling...back of neck and beginning of shoulders...where the trapezius muscle is located... I've had one of these for 7 years, and he's the size of...diameter of... a toilet paper roll? wow. That looks a lot like one of my friends. Barcraft discussion starts around 22 minutes. Towards the end, our very own You need to find some lotion on your job site How the heck do you pronounce that unfortunately, just got out of long term relationship but now I have a place to bring girls over to so I guess all is not lost No Detective comics? Batman and DC are the 2 must have Batman comics IMO. Congrats on finally getting into comics! I just started back in January and my collection has grown from maybe 20 comics to about 300 now has that guy always been old? Blockbuster is still around? I tried to draw a pony, but then remembered I can't draw, so I drew a penis instead. Watching it walk was weird. MINDFUCK I hope Freddie goes far. Someone donated $10,000! Downvote for 'you're'! For a while now I've been thinking that Nathan Fillion would be an amazing 12th doctor (not that I don't love Matt Smith). Because honestly he and Alex Kingston could play off each other soooo well. Then when I tried picturing the two of them together, I realized that River(Song) and Capt Mal essentially are wearing the same thing...... this is great comedy! too bad you cant compile Reddit dialogoue into a sitco— wait! She was in my way i knew there are some connections to something really big. so disney makes the rules here! Did you see it? This really really didn't work when I tried it Mind blown maybe space is an illusion of the mind that needs no crossing duudeeee Nope, I dropped them after Week 1. For the Browns. Well damn, ~230 invite codes Girl In the Fireplace? really? those clockwork creatures freaked me out I want to keep thinking it's blood anyways.... much creepier that way Aw, MAAAN - nooo! What is this - every show I like is going on hiatus until summer-fall 2012. ;_; I don't get it, is there some kind of secret deal that nothing worth watching is aired between now and the summer next year? 8====D~~~ GENOCIDE!!!! You're like Hitler.. Never gonna give you up They were going out since he was 12 and she only realised he was nuts after this?! The guy must be an incredible actor not to mention a sociopath. I agree with every sentiment in the comic, except it literally only took ten minutes for me to lose my first game. that song just made sense in my mind for the very first time...thanks to a reddit analogy. i think i've been redditing too much You're really going to risk your life or the life of innocent bystanders over a stop that your company is making $15 on? I'm a guy...and I like the "PON PON PON" song by this wierd Japanese girl...frikkin amazing It is fear of things like that happening that makes me carry a small pack of emergency wet wipes in my purse or bag when I go for a hike... Your paycheck is only $34.31? Nubiles? Why would sonar goggles allow you to see lasers? veri nice Oh my god, I hate you And they're wallpapers? K12 gate = a gate that can withstand 1,200,000 ft-lb! You're thinking of GSL Crossfire, I think. How do you get spines onto the plateaus on shakuras? Anyone wanna actually tell me this is worth it? I thought that was common knowledge Um...Paramore is awesome. They're a legit rock band fronted by a girl. Why are you embarrassed? I'm fine with anything other than those squidward...things as npcs What are you going to do with 3 dirt 3 copies? Dude, you lost me at "the 111 is rarely used outside of Korea" Ghast village? robocop, that scene has haunted me for years Woah, did not realize that ordnance and ordinance were spelled differently just use a dish cloth or something. Or your shirt. anything but your bare hand oh my god... That's awesome I was at a lawyer's office, signing my divorce papers when this beautiful buxom blonde walked in with documents for me to review. Her skirt barely went down far enough to cover the bits and her breasts were spilling out of her top. Of course, I'm fixated on her like a deer in the headlights when the lawyer suddenly says, "My wife here blah, blah, blah..." May sound silly, but how well do you all know those drones? I still remember my confusion when I returned from my hiatus (between when my younger siblings stopped watching and the time I started babysitting) to find that everyone finally met Snuffy! Oh good god send me the god damn link right the fuck now Unless there's more than one entity present... Is that a folder on your desktop called 'Day9 nudes' so basically... you're jerking off a "snow" man.... I think a repeater would work no? Not sure how those work. Do you have windows in this steel container? First I had to reread the question about three times, wondering if bat meant what I thought it meant, because I couldn't imagine someone bought these two things together Now they need to bring the same game to their lens lineup. I've been really impressed at their bodies so far, but so far there hasn't been a single lens on the platform that has made me go "WANT My jaw is on the floor GTX 590 What does that say? Can't see alksdlaksdjkasdlkjaljdsalskjdkaj Sudsy armpits I want some blunt. Oh, did they? I've really only been diligent about watching the countdown shows for the last week or two (only been into kpop for a couple months :P). Congrats to them, then! Looking at the comments for most of their performances for Be Mine, most of the fans seem to be worried about them needing rest.. sounds like they were on the countdown with that song for a long while. And then they're already coming back next week. I remember those pictures floating around. Now, I'm not getting pervy, I'm just being a male here- but her body is seriously mature for the age she is. It thought she was 19, 20 easy at the time. Just saying. Blows my mind she was 14 How could he ask you to make him a sandwich on first date..? You have to go to a doctor. The same thing has happened to multiple times; it turned out I have orthostatic hypotension and it was the easiest thing in the *world* for the doctor to diagnose: he measured my blood pressure lying down, sitting up, and standing up (25 points difference Did he really call you a bitch? Absolutely incredible photo! I was ecstatic to see you posted the source - then simultaneously dumbfounded by the fact someone downvoted your comment how do partners feel when you let them know? I'm pretty sure his tie in this picture contains the universe..... Perona has um... grown. no Trinity Force or Jungling? I agree, Sona can be a beast if played right. now you have me worried reminds me of kirby's dream land 3.... That's freaking ironic: A dish originally created to reduce waste becomes the cause of _massive_ waste. Weird to see other people from SJP here on Reddit i've been watching animu since the early 90s and started reading manga around 2008 - and been avidly collecting fanart and other original art in places like pixiv, drawr, deviantart and personal sites of japanese/western artists Can not unsee... Yi got a rework? wow...that guy/girl was hot Half Life: Opposing Force. So much hassle, for THAT? AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!! I'm not sure if I'm impressed or terrified My mom married my Air Force dad 52 years ago in England and came back here. She became a citizen before I came along, she still knows more about the US than I do. 3Kg's != 9lbs Sounds to me like he's trying to get you to leave him The 1st guy was the lucky one. They are right, and smarter than you. So STFU. That is about the size pf the current population of Canada COLON what kind of stupid mistakes Did you manage to take that picture with a mug of coffee? May i ask you how you got into the Beta? And BTW Demon 360 Last Hits Carrier, Voidray, Phoenix, Archon, Zealot mix vs Zerg. *Wild Pidgey fainted* I walked past it at eight tonight... I *swear* there was a gaggle of people congratulating each other for buying something from the new store. you never seen doctor who?! Tell the nice children that the man survived. Tell them he survived when knowing yourself that the only true kindness in that situation would be a swift death Oh. My. God. How is your dress so tight that a pantyliner would be visible?! The cure is attending to that arousal? I don't think what I *think* is lady blueballs is worth downvotes, when I'm asked for my opinion on what it is and what to do about it? i opened this picture and as i read the title, a train honked a few blocks from my home... Ya, and then you can't hear when someone enters the room I bet she felt big yelling at a defenseless eight year old! haha I am happy that I am not alone in a situation like this. Heaven help us if years down the road my boyfriend and I get married, have a child and it's a GIRL. When she was being nice to me, she told me that she wish she never had boys but had girls instead. She also told me that it was okay because she can just have female grandchildren to help her do whatever she wants What is wrong with people. What do you mean you forgot to get it? Thing is, he *is* great, but the set as a whole is really lacking. As is often the case with people like this they could benefit from a whole lot of choreography. Hope to see more though, I was definitely I feel like I've seen this post before...Which is odd for an ask Reddit post. First time I've seen a repost. Looks like Kirby with chainsaws... one of each please well then you have to worry about lesbian predators Sorry I re read my thing and it did come off a little harsh, I was afraid it was too much, but we're dealing with a serious disease here. Glad to see you got me though. It's funny, I "joke" to my friend(s) that god forbid I never get to finish the acoustic demos in my iPhone that my phone must be preserved and it's his duty to finish my demos in my honor if I don't ever get to press my first EP/LP and if he doesn't I will haunt the fuck out of him. He's a pretty dark dude so he always gets I'll buy it for 100$ ( Sorry about the bad pic I just realized something... Reddit isnt always the first place to see things from the internet! I saw that video a long ass time ago on newgrounds. Not sure if this is a Fry meme... you must sweat a lot to have grime buildup so much i wasnt expecting tentacle porn at all Cross-post argumentation? I'm feeling followed now... I thought you wrote "about thirteen years old" Nothing has the ability to confuse me as much as this show does Is the girl on the right missing a leg or that an optical illusion? ...at once? So, like, it's basically a creeper... From Minecraft... Redditor since: 2010-12-20 My mom cheated on my dad. She used to drive a school bus and got caught with another bus driver in a bus at a football game. My reaction was something like this Those scores wat. Same here. I haven't been this confused by a TV show since Lost. You would need to have a two-globe system. An our globe made of iron and an inner globe of low-heat conductivity glass. And then you would have to make about a hundred batches to work the logistics out. You left off the 2nd fastest AMD card What's wrong with you?? The circling boat has been, uh, circled. The comments were just starting to roll in, I will post the good ones. so far, 2 people have LIKED the news she's mythical to me Awkwardly, that's right where my eyes went What if Terry Pratchett forgets everything he's ever written. Im gonna get in on this one too. So many pixels Yeah - the trains are reaaaaaally clean. Last I checked, I was my own entity. Mastering this sounds like it would take supersonic legs omg... i'm in love with the normal Arizona half and half's, but Ive never seen any with alcohol. Do people really think work ethic and ability to process information is genetic? Can't you just poop it out? Yeah, I was surprised at how much drinking pop matters when you're trying to lose weight But... the GSL finals are usually shit Why the devil was this in the spam filter? how do people come up with these terms??? I think you deserve huge props for your performance There there. No harm was done. And it was nice to listen to the song for the first time in... holy fuck that song came out in 2003 Holy crap, what did you do? what the .... The amp goes to 200 Maybe that's because her name was Nagisa. Nagisa sounds a lot cuter, perhaps you would have cared for her more had you been aware. All joking aside, I didn't know about that Kyou world. Going to check that out. I might just not remember it. Apparently I may have missed a lot as I wasn't aware of all the different endings you guys are talking about r/doctorwho? Hm, yes, I once saw a motorcycle crash where the person was going full highway speed, went over the front end of his motorcycle (not wearing a helmet) then actually got up and walked a bit before the paramedics arrived... and had no head or spinal injuries! (ok some minor bruises/scrapes) but they agreed to never ride without a helmet after that. My response was Maybe... I read the crap out of that thing soooo many times. Had listed the weaknesses of certain buildings to fire or collapse (firehouse was vulnerable to fire, architect's hut was vulnerable to collapse... He wrote 'irregardless'.. Melvin?? You are an atheist? I actually thought the asian was the small guy...then the camera zooms out. Wut... Fantastic! I can tell your favorite of your assets is your bum! And I can totally see why! I completely forgot about this show... You have opened my eyes My favourite movie ever. It makes me cry every time. That's crazy weird You're making my head hurt And whats so special now? For a second I thought my sister is using reddit. The second one has 4 pictures, of which 2 show a black model Or does metal stick to them.... iRobot? What, what? I don't remember the kindly orc part You used 2 months to get diamond? Oh gosh, I reallly hope so. I want to be able to more than 1 full 60 second runn. How did you get into my computer?? What's with the BIOHAZARD bag hidden in the back of the groceries slide? Same day as my father scary ... how did you know? Err... Have these kids finished junior high yet? Pasta with mayo and spices... Really? He was a cool security guy though. I had taken about 15 photos that I could keep. And he gave me the option to lie (by asking if I took photos several times), but I'm a really bad liar.. I think he only made me delete them because there were security cameras above us Herman Cain looks a lot like Citizen Kane in that picture did anyone else notice the Hitler face in the 2nd to last panel? Gun is on Steam?! Scavenger hunt! Yes All white males Automotive Engineering, for me. "So, like a mechanic?" I usually go 2 months at a time then stop for a week. I've done this with Marvelon and then Apri. If I continue for a 3rd month I usually have spotting. I stopped a month ago and I have been using the Mirena IUD. Been spotting for a month and it is driving me nuts!!!! Although, now I use a divacup because I find that panty liners irritates me 1. When i found out how the hell my mom lost her right hand thumb. I found out that it was bitten of by a horse and then eaten by it. i took a cake decorating class at michaels and this would have been like class 15. you do a cake for every class and they dont even cover fondant in the first level of classes just regular icing. so yeah i would say in my "learning to be a cake decorator" this would have been cake #20 maybe. if not then i guess she is a natural cake prodigy That's what I thought when he first started, then he added even more I haven't heard anything about the first thing. mother of god I'm not actually sure I can believe this was a thing to begin with... When was Lion Dance Kog'maw free? Google and youtube buttons What the fuck did i just look at?? Fantastic blog Gotta say, you are one hot pregger frauline. Very hot. And you don't look far along at all, which is crazy. Don't be scared, I fell in love with her eye/makeup as heterosexually as I could I have no idea, but I wouldn't be surprised if a civil war were to break out if people did this My eyes were I'm just wondering if Missouri was underrated? I was at the game last night, and they looked pretty good. But, I'm not sure. Cool, I'm in too.. Seems like I'll have to learn a bunch of rules, though, since I never heard of most of the games mentioned In this economy maybe longer Oh my god Seasons and Ages WHAT ... THE ... HELL practice tail presses? Actually I just looked again at the amount it was selling for... I love your EYES!!!! **$1,499.95**.....!? lmao doing just fine. Wait you walk through traffic in downtown Manhattan!? Is that note pinned with a knife? am I supposed to know you or are you just being whimsical? am I supposed to know you or are you just being whimsical? Yeah, coming from Australia, I thought it was really weird that even though America doesn't allow nudity, even though they have shit-tonnes of swearing and drug use Not sure what you mean by that... I wasn't correcting grammar, I was correcting the facts. If I corrected someone who said "George Bush was the most peaceful president of all time" would you call me a grammar nazi? Mine doesn't take me to the lock screen first, just opens up task manager Where did you buy those from I.. I've never seen that Atheist Eagle here. Told all my fellow scouts I was an atheist. They were Ok with it, well would you looky there man and i though i had hyperhidrosis but damn... You probably had pink eye. Meat knuckles Will be? Maybe his supplier charges him more so he has to charge his customers more to make a profit. \ For some reason I looked at it and thought it looked like rodger from American Dad … and this is how they get those crazy, fucked-up interior analysis results in Top Gear when they buy used cars. I don't know if that's such a good idea - my fingers get extra rowdy when they're drunk. That is magical! Oh dear god...what the fuck did I just watch???? and yet i insist on watching everything this man does Shouldn't A-CHA be under Follow-up? The first minute and a half sounds more like the result of two hyperactive cats running across a keyboard than anything a human would come up with. Anyone else notice the roach literally shit itself when the wasp stung? Poor non-stick surface Haha fucking awesome. I will give this a go once I decide on a cast iron skillet Try ten days You shouldnt even be worrying in the first place since boots of swifness it's amumu recommended boots Cool. I know someone called Euan Maclennan. it is, therefore it thinks? It's like christmas except with no fat man in a red suit... oh hang on page 4 ... Damn you ... Who the f*** keeps downtoking everything, man? That thing used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid... Come to think of it... It still does Wait... who are you again? It kept following me, sitting on tree branches above my head, or sitting on statues I was trying to photograph. Then it started swooping me But.. the bible.. isn't it meant to all be true? That would be the one. For those who're calling BS on this -- I was there in '02/03 and the ZCMI Mall was indeed the place. Right next door to the World's Largest Weirdness Magnet... This mother fucker needs a doctor. Duuuuude he looked like an alien. I think I have that same shirt that's good! i'm still addicted to coffee with sugar and milk but i'm reducing the sugar. but i stopped eating most junk food or fast food - i could be stricter I thought that was next month. why Yeah what a great upgrade. Good god, you're one hurricane made of fire aren't you? This makes zero sense thats fucked! But...then that means... I dunno, I personally had shivers when I watched the ending I honestly don't see the point of [nsfw] in the title of a post on /r/nsfw We could elect our own presidENT ( Adding a +1 to this. The reason I *try* to get to bed somewhat early is so that I can be out of work early the next day (make my own hours), and to the gym by 3:30ish, beat most of the crowds. But I definitely could not see myself squatting 215 lbs after being awake for 30 minutes. That is never a lol situation. it's a Err... You think its fair for a guy to hit a girl? 777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 \*dies from forkbomb\* Wow, this is impressive effortposting Of these, #10 is probably the most controversial Or worse, vivisection. At first I was like O_o then I was like I was going to say that Shadow Word Death could be implemented into rotation now, but it has always been in my rotation. omg no way and the rest of reddit says we aren't serious I actually live in Boise, and am part of the CSL team for BSU. I wouldn't mind a barcraft is that a dog in a zoo? Kid-friendly? How does solar power kill people? That's some weird looking monitor or is that a tv? yeah I don't like millipedes and stuff like that. I used to have this really gross wall to wall carpet in my room (that had been there for over 20 years) and when I was cleaning stuff in my closet, I realized that small millipede things were coming out from the edges of the closet It's a flavor-rich juxtaposition, sure... but the human in the Victim of Night artwork looks nothing like Slayer of the Wicked. Is that a butt plug These kind of pictures always scares the shit out of me! "IsitagifIsitagifIsitagifIsitagifIsitagifIsitagif????" So the Gods ARE watching Damn it... I used 1.9 :( That means it wont be playable in official 1.9 right? You're FA...? ( You showed your very recently-ex a comment tree in which you called her a psychotic bitch, and then said you were still in love with her in the same breath? Notch, lookin' good in that pic! Are you sure you know what logic means? Jesus, nightmare fuel! Seriously? Does anyone know that Marley hated white people? Wow did you ever get hit hard with the multiple-post glitch Not even a half-rotation I'm so confused, you said you were defending that guys "logically sanity", which according to you is a technical term in computer science (although googling "logical sanity" brings up nothing related to this Wow Hate to do this but you spelled Cthulhu wrong Shit man, I read that, looked at your username, thought that *I* had posted that, and freaked out because I didn't remember doing anything like that And his name .. Was Tony Balogna. Why on Earth would you even try to submit a link to your GMail on Reddit? Seriously, did you just tell me I'm 'using the meme wrong'? I don't understand why I'd be banned. I didn't really do anything besides comment on someone's post about fraps yes, why? it really hurts my eyes! This is very disturbing Michelle Bachman causes my nono spot to become chafed and I break out in a rash all over my back... Ya that game was interesting. Support Ashe nope just did today I'm a straight woman and got kind of turned on. What does that say about me? My first thought was that it looks like a fucking hurricane is trying to form over lake Michigan. ...i just had a flashback. Wtf... you didn't wash your ass till now? lol Still not sure why Buffalo, WY is north of Billings, MT on this map. I know! Her freaking wedding dress wasn't even zipped up and her face was blotchy from all the panic-induced crying... not my ideal wedding Accept the fact that I have to beat diamond players now and just fucking 1v1 ladder looks extremely feminine in the first shot Australia? Yikes! Thanks for letting me know who the 6th person sitting with them on Colbert Report was! How does one bend his leg around the knee but not at the knee? ....how do sneak up on something in the sky Spend too much time on the web? joking. it's really messed up though because i'll let Shadow inside after taking her for a walk and she'll imediately sprint at the cat and start rapin' the shit out of her. Are you kidding? That girl stole the show They are always nesting in hollies year around. Scary as fuck Why is he in the delivery room Oh man, I thought this was a USF Bulls coach til you made this comment and I studied the logo more. I had the ¯\_( "It really makes you think. If they DO exist, where IS everybody???" Apparently What kind of wicked workout is that? 100 squats followed by deadlifts, leg curls and leg extensions? I still have the tabs open but haven't read them Wish I could upvote this more! Though I think it's also a bad sign when you go to attempt ctrl + F on the textbook keyboard that doesn't exist I am surprised both by how many of those I already knew, and how many I did not. I want We have a creation museum here in San Diego ( i tried and tried...but i can't stop The *Frankenvag* looks like a baseball ( Munch. The scream Wait. Star Nation is real? I thought it was just a joke the first time I saw it. Dropbears? You have a very nice wardrobe for a male wow Not my current dog, but my last dog would forage for treats in the cat litter box. When we'd see her sniffing the cat's butt, we'd call it the candy dispenser. Women do make me hard I cannot even access the link right now Ouch :/ I really hope you eventually passed it You didn't have lairtech when he came at you with battlecruisers Wow from a lot of the comments given I assume most of Redditors has this problem? What's a cute girl like you doing being single? *looks at comment* - Over 17 hours of television in 24 hours? Who says you're supposed to go through such a phase Not necessarily. Why hasn't evolution singled out people who want to be killed and eaten? (Yes, they exist ah i see - i can only find megafolinic at the store i went to - will get it and see what happens. you seem to be taking 1600 mcg of the folate and b-complex on top of it - do you have any side effects Jeeze - reading those comments was depressing omg,I lived right across from you in the Block. monkeys Surprising that there's not a single explicit reference to Meego on the press note I love the You must get all the ladies. 1pm an 10pn?? where you at cause it's 1-6pm in Belfast Yeah, but what's needed is a clean install disc. Shouldn't have to remove crap from it. Else, might as well be satisfied with whatever's on your restore disc that you may or may not have ( Had to have my tonsils removed when I was 3, so I'm happy to say I will never have to experience this Why do people down vote a true answer? i thought that said skin-walkers at first What's the pic you're referring to...? Not sure if sarcastic or supportive Really !! Wasn't there soap in the water? Wasn't there soap in the water? not to mention that the pig playing the piano has his head turned 180° I thought they were made out of calcium....they smell like shit IMO Both you and the OP look like ex boyfriends of mine. Both you and the OP look like ex boyfriends of mine. There's a notification already too Sooo, if you're about to fuck and you have a piece still there, it'll come out? I agree with you, but I think we're in the minority. Like if you just don't shave? Because I kinda do that out of lazyness... Who's getting downvoted for what now? I wasn't talking it personally only 18? omg i feel so dirty now Babies bottom...mushroom tip.. I called him rat-a-tat-a The _really_ scary thing here is the thought that pedophiles might not be that different from you or I. Dammit, I stole a crumpled up piece of paper in the Shivering Ilse's one time...I don't even wanna know what kind of quests that will give me Woah. thanks. Lamb and Mint Didn't know pedobear was lurking my post At which point exactly did I stop replying? ketchup... You should get those looked at, man I want a wallpaper of this.. Steven was just asking about you I find that baffling. How can you ace a course if you don't grasp evolution? Would you ever consider doing a video-blog of said vacation? or a short documentary?! Or just bring me I also got mine at 7:15. That has to be THE most uninformative picture ever Your username made me upvote you. I prefer to dip my uncles meat in it... did you include your Amazon Affiliate Code in it NSFL plz? Good god he has intense eyes in that photo ...what? I have to go home try this now. what about actual lesbians? yeah it was but you know I was gone in the clouds and now that I have come back to earth I realize how stupid of a mistake I made, it's not you baby, it's me, i'm sorry, it's over. ( i think i'm still a little high Played Horde with 4 Japanese people yesterday and I didn't hear *anything* from anyone the entire match. Is it just me or does her head seem out of proportion? Oh my god, I read this in his voice. You the Caitlyn who shot me This scares me because I live near that location. NO IT ISN'T! A milkshake has colloids, solids, and liquids. Reccomended 900w psu for crossfire... Hopefully my enermax 850w will cope with the VTX3D edition!?! It seemed the MSI version was a bit more power intensive.. Why did you put that song in my head? I know enough for the new job, but that's not where my six figure income is coming from why is your stoplight backwards? TRY THE MEATBALLS! That's in the psych department, not math ITT: people these days, have no imagination and just want to pinpoint everything that's wrong Hmm, I'm guessing you don't watch streams or into the scene much. People are starting to talk about him and use him more and now he's kind of the "hip" champ that everyone says is underestimated just because some "pros" said so (dyrus, therainman) O_O but yeah i guess he still doesn't get enough love, but people are talking about him a lot atm I love your voice. So many rage comics about getting caught fapping... why aren't you people locking the door?! did this before in my car, it was too fucking dark and it was the lucky! not so lucky. No one cares to check back. this whole thread is blowing my mind I don't know. Perhaps no feel the rush? You... you don't see any change? You....never had to take a database class as part of your program? I wouldn't compare an MMO to... reddit Wow, what seed did you use to generate this world in minecraft? O_O_O_O_O_OO_O_O_O_O_ thanks, missed that somehow even though I knew it would be a teamkill sorry, but do you see them as progressive then? I've tried it and I didn't really like it all that much. It felt like I lost control of my body 170 is thin for being able to eat that much food He doesn't automatically have the right and expectation of return unless they find actual incriminating evidence on it? THIS. Sweet jesus. no message received yet. I hope you're not someone who recognized me from this story Good lord I've heard starvation mode is crap. I've been eating almost 1200 calories, and then working off about 400 a night. Last night though, I ate about 1300(and honestly it was kinda fattening stuff, I had taco bell.. and even manwich I'm a better apologist than that guy redditor since... tomorrow I.... read words that weren't even there Me too, I was thinking it was some sort of fetish file transfer system... I've found, oddly enough, that making eye contact and quickly looking away when the guy looks at you is a good way to get them to come over and talk to you. that explanation is fine, but i dont understand why im so violently downvoted WTF are you talking about? ".. Why does crit give you more chance? That happens to *EVERY* farm-hand on moisture-vaporator farms on Tatooine? Oh. right. I knew that I have a relevant picture to post to this when i get home. Saving link for later Oh my god... that explains so much... God is like me playing Garry's Mod was this The AwesomeTruth Project? He didn't wall? Holy crap. I have to wait till tomorrow to give thoughts. Seeing as I reserved at Gamestop I didn't get an early access code. 24 hours can't pass fast enough NTBEdit? What is that? Hrm that does make sense, that said I got retardedly lazy with my post and I wanted to also include "This faster than light FTL*, change in reality would require a new methodology in measurement of existence. Gravetic Sensors? Is someone going around downvoting EVERY post? how big is your penis? Just spent 5 minutes reading all the text Oh... The counter guy speaks Italian with an accent Wow... that must be superrare! your last pic makes you look so Asian How did you do that on MS Paint. WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED Gloryholes at raves? Josh? Josh is gay. You put your Rapeface on? Yes there are I will give you 150 dollars for all of them I want all my burgers like this Didn't actually believe dogs actually reddit until now Made it to losers Round 4 of MLG Raleigh, knocking out TDMass and barely getting cheesed out by QxGAgh; my first ever live tournament. regardless as which support you're playing you need to play somewhat aggressive (depending on their champs too) that soraka banana hurts hopefully he/she can add some paragraph breaks The date on that video is wrong... unless, this is all part of 2012 It's not tough to spell it right when you have the whole internets in front of you and I'll never be able to unsee Quantum Physics. Specifically how subatomic particles are also waves and they are both at once when your not looking. I kind of did this one time but it wasn't like that - I would have broken up with the ex even if the next hadn't been there. But I don't even have a boyfriend right now, much less a backup one Two minute timer before the clip starts? You realize this is YouTube, right? You can just click ahead. I was just going to watch the movie when I clicked the article, talk about weird ( Apparently, it's managers that do it. As to why, I can't accurately say, but my guess is it's someone that once was a worker bee that loved what they did and decided the only way they could earn more money was by becoming a manager, hated it, ended up with major resentment issues and decided to passively/aggressively take it out on the rest of the company. I was trying to write emails to clients, and shes literally causing me to somehow click and erase everything I see the original price for that is $60....would anyone actually buy it for that much? possible answer to "What brought you to atheism?"... Church and Judeo-Christian God. When I first heard this, I could not believe how amazing the sound on this track was thats not a good comparison at all, the guy nicely asked for a run.. just because he used u instead of you doesnt make him a douche im in socal too. i mounted mine with an L bracket way back when i had an 03 cbr. no plate lights too. never got pulled over for it Ha ha who were you? I was there on Thursday before the party set up! I cooked all the food on Friday. I am sure i met you, or you are a ghost so.cool. These are the marks left behind by ancient teleportation methods. And $225 on Amazon atm ** He's talking about the "Monopoly" game they have where you can win stuff by peeling stickers off the containers And putting an ender chest into an ender chest makes a blackhole! otherwise your chest that holds all your things would be holding a chest that's holding all the same things and is thus holding itself Ok, I'm a girl and that has ME cringing... 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I can't imagine that shit on my junk Yeah, cause we are gonna use Rivera before the playoffs in what is a meaningless game to us. apparently not Steve Wozniak, Jhonen Vasquez, Peggy Fleming, Dustin Diamond (Sreech), Jason Dahl (captain of flight 93), Brandy Chastain (My neighbor I could have sworn i got this question for 8th grade I'm 19.... I didn't know that dragon flies ate mosquitoes Was more just clarifying that there's more to bullet energy than ammunition calibre, but yeah, that's kinda... ... It actually just moved to another storefront in the same shopping center. It's so much tinier than it was. Oh, ok. But then that could still perfectly work with the world actually being older than 10,000 years and evolution being caused by God. So why do you still hold those opinions? I started listening and at the end my eyes were literally like this: Honestly I have never actually had a burger at wendys It was probably a person who was pedantic about "killed"... Ours too. 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Seemed incredibly dodgy; it did look like she was held captive. i didn't notice the first guy get knocked out til the end of the video and i played it back and was like in my experience, those who stress "healthy eating" like you do tend to have an undeserved superiority complex over those of us who don't. and i don't just mean eating, i mean in every way. one really notable way to tell if someone thinks they're better than you is if they try to make you more like them! you better be on the lookout, they're everywhere. maybe even in this thread ( You have perked my interest beyond belief Totally agree on the story and characters, except the Hunter guy himself. Can't even think of a single defining trait for any of the students Drop Dead Fred and Howard the Duck! Best movies from my childhood!! Tried watching them as an adult... Not good, not good at all. Not sure what my stoner parents were thinking Or maybe I'm just a Chinese *agent provocateur* ... Welcome to.... the Twilight Zone. Every time I watch videos like these I think bad things are going to happen to me The Great Gatsby. Seriously, what the fuck, F. Scott Fitzgerald? When Gatsby died, I didn't even KNOW. I found out in class later and was like, "GATSBY DIED? Or do you just use that word without knowing *what* you mean? What the.... you can shoot at the end Beidermein-hoff or whatever it's called. Happened to me twice already over the last two days, and this is the third. I bought three boxes of those durex at Costco today. They are 48 packs and only cost $9.99. When you've been going down to the local corner store every few days and picking up a 5 pack for like $6... well let's just say I was all Holy shit you are hot as hell How did you-- Where did- Oh my god. Turn two Storm Crow! Totally, that one makes perfect sense. That calf-lock I really like the anime one. I think it'd be perfect for a serial killer comic Where in Canada? We had no such thing at ours. Wow how can you even collaborate ? Exchanging files ? and I thought I was a huge AC nerd. He's all .... smooth.... I wouldn't so much say I get made fun of, but I certainly get many incredulous I would say smile, instead of not looking or fearing eye contact, because if you fear it all, one day a girl is gonna be eyeing you up and she's going to see I'll..umm...what? I WAS BLIND! I DIDN'T KNOW! all the stuff that gives me a headache i actually thought that that was supposed to be katarina huh. Katrina was 6 years ago. Really not related, but as i was browsing the links, i caught this one from the corner of my eye and i read it as 'Cuba asks permission to speak to Einstein' and i was like, wait, what? what the fuck have they done What the actual fuck? I've seen this a bunch of times before but never picked up on how creeped out that is. He wants someone to come jack off all over his kids toys. wow those graphics are amazing maybe a pee-filter ?? Uh, you're doing the same thing. Their hands are fucking terrible, definitely Taekwando Is this... the *second* time he's done this What are you on? He fought his way back to France from Africa Holy balls NesTea... That was scary as shit Those are polar opposite events My boobs are somewhere between a B and C cup, and I have *zero* sensitivity on my nips. It's the most bizarre thing. If I squeeze a nip between my thumb and index finger, I'm only aware of sensation on my fingers. Oddly enough, my name *is* Frank... One tank a week is like a free car But this happens to me and I'm a girl. What are you saying? After marathoning the whole series for the past...couple weeks? (I lose track of time easily) I can easil say this was one of the episodes that had me a combination of: :O :'( Gynecomastia = *man boobs* par for the course with Blizzard. Good to see my new rig will be put to the test.... I too am curious, since 175 is fairly decent. as a german i don't get it... You like...salty...taste? Really salty taste to be more in fact? bu...but.. but you just did My face went from :) to I've never heard of this brand before, but I like the looks of a lot of their stuff. How is it so cheap???? I think it's consisted cheating if the name of the girl is in the title of the post. That's nothing, my friend who i must say is a little special. He still trick or treats, he is 24. He says he has a love for candy... vancouver. there is even a raw vegan restaurant downtown! 101 here, felt pretty good. It took me forever to remember the Alicia Spinnet and Merope's names. I should have remembered Hokey, and I blanked on Warrington and Montague for the I.S. Didn't know malfoy's wife or the runes professor, since they weren't mentioned in the books. And who on Earth is Melinda Bobbin?? how did I go so long without knowing that Haha! That was my reaction. "Ooh, a subreddit about trees and stuff!...... How did you get your hp's etc blue I had to google it but this... appears to actually be a thing Do you happen to live in Castle Point Apartments in East Lansing, MI? I swear i've seen some of those networks before Definitely, when I see all the enemy team's bars get 50% red I'm like That shit is crazy. NSFW that man.. I'm at college. Me and two of my friends, Jeff and JJ, were walking around a cemetery one fine July evening and when we were about to leave 3 cop cars pulled in. They were trying to catch people who were stealing the brass vases from graves and selling them for scrap. Us three for obvious reasons seemed suspicious, we weren't stealing vases though we had taken a street sign form within the cemetery (which was currently in my trunk). Cops start looking our cars over and JJ offers to open his trunk not knowing about the signs both me and Jeff are instantly i shall be one of her disciples FFFFUUUUUUUU. mind = blown Sylvia Fowles Is that a red raptor doing backflips on the roof? Crazy downvoting brigade I installed the Rage drivers, but only by using your method i was able to get any result Exactly. Odd to think someone would do that I was at a tailgate, we were just starting to drink, so I wasn't drunk yet, but maybe I was tired. Anyway, I open a can of beer, and my friend's dad says "There's an open container law here, put it in this plastic cup" So naturally, I take the can of beer, and place it inside the cup instead of pouring it into the cup. That was beautiful! I hear really, *really* late term abortions are legal in Florida as long as you use duct tape Dear god You what?! how do you remember your username? ... lemme get this straight. They pulled your loan last minute, but still expect you to pay up? Someone you dated in high school gave you his new e-mail address 5 years later. Oh, thanks this reminded me: You know the 2 pallets of livewire you purchased in 2003 after graduating and stayed in your mom's mansion's basement for 42 days straight playing halo on xbconnect and wc3 on networked pc's... me & the other guy slowly exported half a pallet for our later stock. Also that 100$ sandwich we made, we totally ate more than 50% of it, but you were too out of it to realize we only gave you 20% hahah so good I like how many words came out of their mouths with nothing really said. They spun it to be a referendum against Obama, brushed off the idea that Wall Street workers are bankrolling, immediately assumed any non-strictly capitalism is socialism, and claimed more equal wealth distribution doesn't equate more equal prosperity. I did that too for some strange reason Anyone else notice all the Satanic references? The word "speculum" freaks me out. why would you take pictures of your sister? Tim just have Jeff coach you Seriously? I kind of enjoyed when casters are looking around for the unit. This is the first time I've ever seen someone even talk about this. A first weekend tester? Or a guy who got invited to the regular beta and thus been invited to each? Okay. My friend just did something similar and I was like if I am not mistaken this is wilbur theater, and I saw this show live (╯'O')╯彡 ͏( Tha fuck did I just listen to? and why was it amazing!? I have an odd boner 0_0^ It's like you know Then what holds the chair on? At 14:50... did Teller just go "Mm-hmm"? T...there is a spiderman guild? Lets just say I've been exploring and trudging through a few areas and just recently found out I wasn't supposed to go there yet Someone mentioned that the donor pays the tax. Although the mouths look like cow utters derrrrpppppp like a bullfrog? Or is he Can you even reload .22 seeing how the casing is dented when fired? WOW! Where did these come from because I want them Actually, 3 year olds are smarter than reddit My gf's drive is so high when she's on the pill 180$ a month Good god that thing is actually terrifying Creepiest part- I had that shirt on earlier today before I even thought of that picture. Wow I was an idiot :( Thanks for pointing that out! No idea what I was thinking, all I remember is I was still half asleep and thought I was on to something WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD "ANIME" ? [DWD](/s "Manderly enjoying it so much was pretty fucked up. I can imagine him pretending, but going back for extra helpings… Armor YA ESTAN AQUI ADAL !! I say "Dress in drag and do the hula!" all the time when people ask me what we should do or something of the like. Amazingly not that many people get it. I'm pretty sure Coke isn't supposed to look like crude oil Sounds like he's obsessed....Watch your back. Really? I guess I'm not as awkward as I thought My god Are... are you my boyfriend? Cause he literally wears those exact 3... That's me, not him. The pulse is not mandatory I'm not sure if I should downvote or upvote, for it is both sad and hilarious... For a very long time, I was wondering where the hell Kel'Thuzad was hiding in Tempest Keep. Well when you put it that way! Sounds like my childhood How is the NCR in any way socialist? I think you accidentally a letter Heh, til ...what, like, continuously? Yeah, I'm getting the exact same type of thing on my maps.. It's like Ezreal dressed up as Ashe. His eyes and jawline Thanks, guys. I had a blast making and wearing it, and now I've got a mania for making props! It's been 3 years and she hadn't asked you that yet? Me too! It was just a picture and then IT STARTS MOVING!!! Good point. Then why do I have this guilt about attention? OUCH! I upvoted you for the work you put into this i've been playing zombies on black ops. Are you in the north or south building? Why is this posted on my local radio station's website? I have to agree, this is just awesome. In general it's so much joy to watch this tourney so far. Even the breaks and ads are entertaining. I haven't been kept up to date on LoL for the past week, but is this an actual skin that's coming out? I figured "tempaccount123" was a throwaway Just read this at a [5] in class and almost shat myself. I didn't read the whole thing, but I read the Harry Potter stuff he wrote out in an African accent. I'm doing a big uninstall to clean my comp up a bit.. Where the fuck did all these C++ Redistribution's come from? Genius... How can you tell its original from the jacket? i was convinced that was a gif doesn't sunday night fights look like this? Absolutely stunning wow, it's an amazing idea and I could even find a boutique selling them in my own city but 240€ a bowl WTF I've never thought of that I'm not quite sure when these nerd/gaming related food trucks started popping up, but I sure am glad they did Woah. She looks like a MGS4 Gecko in the original. Holy shit. That is both insane and seems like something out of a fantasy novel Are you sure you are STRAIGHT As in, the University of? Hmm, I was unaware of this Blacklash? I like tokers. How much? Thank you haha. Just found this subreddit an hour ago. I'm gonna be logging a lot of time on here Yet my 9800 GTX is missing how u put rage faces in text? wtf? You do? Then what is their job lol glad you did your research You could put like the abbreviation of your school name on it. Like mine's JMHS down one side. I've never seen any with names down the side. At all, actually I take it you've had the pleasure of experiencing central. Such a fun place \ I can't stop looking. *She's so kinky in her comments....* Everybody got out their camera to take a pic of him while he was doing this in Omaha a few weeks back. I have a pic of someone taking a pic of him doing it Mind blown I might care that someone else cares. it's like a swimming pool How did he get karma with no submissions? are you sure that's not "ocean" ? edit : never mind, i guess the being covered in water thing kinda negates the whole "land" thing am I the only person that uses automatic? Where was he when the original Macintosh came out? Alright, that last face is actually kinda terrifying Oh good god. The Doctor scared the bejeezus out of me. Dark room, and all of a sudden, a moving face. eeep! As a turkey I am greatly horrified of what might become of me. redditor for almost 2 years. Apparantly her clock turns on the radio A LOT. It's creepy Glad I'm not the only one who caught this. I was very The first list has WW as top tier and the second has him as bottom tier. SO IT WAS A SUICIDE??! I have used Mint a few times. I have trouble getting generic drivers for this OEM crap. I suppose on a system I built myself it would be no problem. But I cannot live without my headphone ports working. I also never was able to find a decent music player with a media library. Upon installing one, the prerequisites for one of the packages was itself Who is they? And why All the terrans are playing marine tank or some kind of bio/mech. who is the model Yeah, that's a wild dream all right. Have you any reason to fear for your vision? your hair you genius And it wasn't created by any random guy -- created by our Creator. ive... never actualy noticed that You shut up and take this back right now, techradar I'm so confused oblivion reference in my little pony and a subreddit with my little pony. when I was young my little pony wasn't anything like this umm I dunno what to say upvote I guess... WHAT!? How can they not know it? o_O its a basic disease >:O all dermatologsts should know it You did the children an incredible service by never allowing them to see that. yes tell us, i want a puppy now Can't. Look. Away. Also, she'll probably press charges now so good going not to ruin your childhood or anything, but the star behind his left hand makes it look like hes doing the shocker i have a sensitive dick. maybe it's because i'm circumcised, but any teeth at all feels like death \*morbid curiosity* What is it? I can't let my cat see this picture. He'll go all "challenge accepted". You'd get a Gallardo and not an Aventador? ..? Wayhey ! Great stuff indeed ! Edibles are amazing aren't they ? ( whoa... your counter top looks like space Whoa.. I think I do this. I never really thought about it before reading this post or all these comments. you've born into a weirdass family A good friend of mine claims she can remember her own birth Is it me or does the dog already have this look on his face... Fifteen years old.... ** You can tell they are by their... No wait, never mind. Based on their list, I've been depressed for as long as I can remember Well then. WHat the heck is this? heh, np. I just fixed the link for Watching Evil Empires... didn't know I linked Future is in the Future twice. take a picture with just one contact in. does it look like this?--> Funny you say that... I also have a story about a friendly Uncle and Horses! But this story also includes a bunch of candy! I'd love to tell you more, but he told me that if I said anything to anyone I wouldn't get anymore candy uh oh, judging on that last cross I think he did jinx it ... Is is happy or angry? Its a lose lose for me, I can never come out Fetish-ception? Wait, your ice cream trucks give out scoops?!? He also has the same facial mannerisms as George W. Bush. What? on shrooms Or maybe it DOES KNOw Oh... MAMA... Man, CA sucks. A buddy of mine lives in weed and tells me all about it. Plus, it only lasts two years while pa's lasts five. Ups... I think some people are about to have heart attacks, crashes, cancer. etc. Lets pray they don't go to JP Morgan for financial assistance with their project. I think that guy is my cousin... There's a new version? Did that statue move? My reaction: : /....O_o.... It took me 10 minutes to figure it out, what the fuck is wrong with you people? omg mikko have the same championship points as Loeb Didn't know that, I was under the impression math faculty are under a reasonable amount of stress to get funding (unlike biology, for example I thought that was a floating island in the sky at first Yes I do, on both devices. Which actually led me to figure out that it was *not* a clock problem but in fact an I/O buffer size problem Have you been to the US? You have to show your ID to get beer... and you complain about games $119. This. When I used it as my argument, they compared to what Hitler used to do to people with disabilities. Yes, it's the exact same thing Big brother is watching YOU. I'm not sure I want to know how, but I knew what you had said before I read the translation... Wow ok Peer pressure, criticism, ridicule, feelings for women that they may or may not entirely understand, feelings for men that they may or may not understand Global warming caused it. I do that too, but more out of my fear that the person after me won't change it and the dryer will set on fire. Some of the lint traps I've emptied have obviously not been cleaned in 10 cycles Love gingerass....not to crazy about the socks however. That's really cool, but you have no idea how intense my sigh of relief was when I saw you had down a plastic covering over that mattress. Dear Lord-the things that must be in there Being a women takes away from their achievement? Guy lagging out has the same name as me Just be aware that the Steam part has already been activated. I dunno if this disables online Co-op or not, you might wanna research that first I thought everyone did this. I guess not. Is that the chick from Glee? My actual face: Fuck the system. 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Also - how the heck did you land up at this level of the thread Sweet jesus you suck at argueing on the internet I misread fagbug for fuckbag... a JPG gif file Is that what she said? So you didn't want your 450 IP back? my thoughts exactly.... theres no way that came out of her, its as big as she is already It's weird how chickens just magically escape fences when no one is looking. Lol.That's my favorite store. imagine all the people in the stream chat coming to reddit and creating accounts You look like Sarah from collegehumor Wow, must have been a pretty awesome school if you had your own pool you know, if you put the cat poop in a smaller bag and TIE IT UP FIRST, you'd have to stick your head in the trash can to smell it. I'm willing to believe you wouldn't smell cat shit in the trash can if you had no idea it was there. I say this because it baffles me that the scent of rotting food waste doesn't make you gag while cooking. Oh, but cold-dried catshit... the kind flies can't even smell... yeah that's the WORST. How did you take screenshots? how do you get down? Is that a brownie cake? She said no such thing as TMI. Information... Not pictures. All of a sudden, I wish the apocalypse would happen that's quite a good staff without high level enhancements/potential And they cannot strafe worth shit. I was pretty beast at avoiding at4s in BC2 because I would strafe all the things, but now I can't strafe more than 2 meters without crashing into the ground Remember how freaked out the Doctor was at that, though? It wasn't just an "Oh! Oh, Jesus bloody Christ! That wasn't there when I posted it! clop clop? That enderman and that creeper.... I think Ill be scarred for life You're right. I care about my cats eating more than myself. However, I am a bit worried about the impending no toilet paper for 3-5 weeks situation. Any chance this was pulled off facebook. I have a friend that posted this exact photo. Speaking of stereotypes...I've just met my first angry Canadian. G( I still cant see i don't blink You’re right I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link If you only watch one match from IPL3, make it this one. Isn't this what they're supposed to teach in high school? We had a project over analyzing commercials and their targeted audience and how it affects them. I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link There is always a witness. Did anyone else find that kind of disturbing? another question:why you know pornstar names? I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link Wow, that was funny, but is that person okay?! Follow them around for hours with a vacant face like this If wasted bytes (not even K) are a concern, why the fuck are you running 7? the truth.. it hurts so goodly Recalling back into your own base seems like something that could make a huge difference going forward. You can literally take your whole army, go out and kill some stuff, but instantly come back to defend any counters Eh? I think he has a great radio/casting voice and his commentating flows with the game very well. His game knowledge hasn't impressed me, but it's never made me go "WTF?! WOW! Has any of these spam links ever been fruitful on here? I don't understand why anyone would post such a link to reddit, it's not like any redditor will fall for it and pay for this book I.. I didn't get it at first. But when I saw it... I was wondering what the Aplly Wadsworth Constant was. What's the pay like there? It wasn't a beehive though, it was billowy and hanging down. that is fucking epic basically my roommate showed that it is possible to dedicate my old GPU a 250 GTS to only run PhysX. While I have my main GPU do everything else the 560 GTX. According to Nvidia this is entirely possible even though I don't entirely know how but it is. I think its mostly moral, except for the eggs bit. Personally I try to avoid eggs if I can, cuz when you think about it, its just mildly creepy. Is scared to click that just sounds like fun GAH!! Don't post me links to Etsy!! Do you want me to be poor?! I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link I think (HOPE!) those were tears I've somehow managed to convince several people that I am an amazing pianist because of my air (okay. table) piano abilities. I thought I was the only one I guess you must not have much peace of mind. What fear mongering country do you live in. This is SO COOL OMG ...seriously? Dude That was my nickname as a child... if your a senior in highschool this year, i know who you are Actually, lube is a really good idea. I can't tell if he changed it! Probably I understand the logic in the lack of harm that the baby spiders can inflict, but I was talking more of the psycological harm of many tiny spiders crawling up ones leg. I myself would rather get bit by a single one... I cracked my head open on a bed when I was 6. thats one of the more interesting things that has happened to me It asks for my country I hear actual paste was used in copy/pasting. I still call it P.E. even in high school i thought that was Katana Nice !,,!( not. hawt. Did you just catch the live game? I don't remember the scene with the cat at **all**. I have family members with posts like that. I'm so proud! You're right about the tonometer now throat I think about it. Definitely one of my least favorite tests. the worst was that I had pretty small eyes from all the years of glasses and the assistant kept saying 'open your eyes wider.. wider..' and i was all like <_< ... >_> .... Vegas is full of down and dirty players. Or perhaps it really was BEFORE and AFTER Doesn't "Wallace" sound like it would be Dheeraj's last name? Why? Its kids, theyre not gonna appreciate finer cuisine anyways. Was about to reload when realised that ANTARCTICA IS WHITE !! Holy shit. HAH! I'm not hurting anyone... THEY ARE What do you need those specs for? I think that's more wtf then the original poster's link Ok thanks, will do. Just looking online (at the-house.com), the site review said that DCs have a pretty universal fit and that's what they're known for Whoa. I was just on there. Nutella is like the biggest mouthgasm you can have while smoking Holy shit. Did she really do that? Unless it was a delivery goat There is a kid's park by the beach in the town next to mine, on a few occasions, late at night (so nobody would see us Wow, we actually converted someone with sarcasm? That's a first My first night working at Domino's I got a call to deliver to a room at the Super 8 motel. The guy said he would tip extra if I could pick up a pack of cigarettes for him on the way (I'm in a small town), so I checked with my manager and he was okay with it. So I drive down to the Super 8, find the room, and the door is wide open. There is a man and a woman sitting at a table asleep (almost like they are severely inebriated). I knocked loudly on the open door a few times and the guy got up and came to the door and paid. I found out next week that someone died from an overdose at the super 8 that weekend. Was it one of them? Haha! I'm pretty sure it doesn't take 20 minutes, I walk a minute and I'm at the 27 bus stop and usually 8-10 tops I'm at the metro A G-G-G-GHOST?! Woah. I read that wrong. I thought she took another test. FOAL, why would you use the same one twice? 6' and only a 155 bench? Are those two mutually exclusive? How did you get there? I am doing extremely well laning with her, but have not tried jungle. Tried it co-op and failed Is this real ya, 5 mana for 6 cards is pretty good in any color. especially green I think I just got diabetes! WTF did I just watch? Personally, I think Orange Juice becomes the nastiest thing after brushing my teeth, but I have yet to eat an Orange. I may try this... unless i'm falling for the trap Soon balloon how in the world can you be a "geologist" and a young earth creationist? the two are at complete odds with eachother! wtf? how did he even pass the course? did he lie and put what the course taught rather than what he believed? Is there a trumpet packed behind those olive green shoes? Some serious damn luck, that's how. i came to this conclusion about 2 hours ago. and considered making a comic about it. get out of my head charles That is awesome I thought that kind of stuff was always set up by some porn company... It doesn't work 30-35 minutes? O_o its not Holy shit, clean your room CoD an esport the hand job thing sounds.. interesting lol This also has 666 comments right now. Actually I'm an unemployed college student studying towards a degree in digital forensics... but congrats on being the most paranoid person I've talked to today. This is a must- have mod I thought the full game was ALREADY released. I don't know how people can sleep in the MIDDLE of the bed *-5* I once heard about someone I knew (not really friends with them but they were in my class in secondary school) putting a stick up a cats bum then throwing it down the stairs. It died not long after hearing about that story Do you just have a bunch of x-ray blow jobs? I was in line for a beer at a Cubs game and when it was my turn to order the lady asked how many I wanted. I said one, then some asshole behind me says over my shoulder "Two. He'll have two". It was Bill Murray...and he made me buy him a beer. this one time i was on reddit and i saw a poster with the user name dr_octagonapus, which is the same as my psn tag At first I was "aww... he's adorable :3" and then he changed clothing and I'm thinking "hot damn! Not sure why you're being downvoted. The nose, jaw, brow, and lips are very different. There's one GM terran (can't remember his name) that doesn't have his barracks in a control group. He goes back and clicks on them. They also sterilize the skin before injection Looks familiar I don't get your statement about trolling? Meta-troll? Man I've been playing flash games for the past week haha. All of a sudden I'm making 1.5-2k per game in addition to all the neggs and codestones... I had a bowl cut once... Not very cool for a ten year old girl. WTF that's clearly meant to be Earth there rising on the horizon ... yeah give us some google map instructions so we can check it out, maybe there is money in there, or an unsolved murder mystery, maybe it is an old box, or someone can use a metal detector to find rare treasures. I love how everyone is reading more into what I said than I said. Was just curious how well-rounded his education was, but I guess all we need is math and engineering amirite guys I love how everyone is reading more into what I said than I said. Was just curious how well-rounded his education was, but I guess all we need is math and engineering amirite guys I love how everyone is reading more into what I said than I said. Was just curious how well-rounded his education was, but I guess all we need is math and engineering amirite guys Hmm, that's something I've never seen before. Might have better luck asking in the UDK forums or reinstalling. That's a strange bug You don't need to grenade jump on the first level. Hmm. We use the same GPU. ( Why do you do this? I had a funny smell inside my car for about a month, that is until yesterday. I found a rotten box of Chinese food under the backseat. I have no idea how it got there; the last time I had take-out was 2 years ago... So... she gets to name a burger after her dad and decided to call it the "Dave's Big & Juicy"? And she even puts his name in there just for good measure. Though I did ACT headquarters. As someone who didn't go on Reddit this weekend, that's me. . . What. the. hell. happened between American and European redditors? Are you me?! That was like a 5 yard leap This doesn't even make sense What is this The future of humanity *switches tabs and turns music on* Oh. that link is all kinds of messed up. I also felt like their in-game graphics looked like crap. The scores and names were white on fluorescent green. She found a partner for this sport too? It looks like one of those creepy real estate agent photos that mix the fake look of glamor shots with the soulless gaze of a high school yearbook. Embers shouldn't be going in the mouth piece. I watched law and order uk the other day and I didnt know you guys still wear those white whigs! Damn, saw him in Australia last year ~$100 a ticket! But..but...these are women's jeans I don't understand the question. So....inception is just creepy to you? Koreans ..... or, you know, bring it to the police before doing anything with it. i can't believe i got this far down and nobody has said that Now I'm thinking about my blinking Derp, I attempted to d/l it and it says it's not supported on my phone? Could be worst. You could be like a friend of mine with a baby who refused to sleep anywhere but in their bed until he turned five. Incidentally at five years old they put rails on the boy's bed too Did anyone else watch this reversed? ... How do i get the thing after your username ? ( What media are YOU watching? Pyro is voiced by a man While I'm sitting on it of course I love to drown my cereal in milk wait gosu huk I'd say *we* are the victims, not her I can't stop looking at it man both white dwarf and ak47 and quite pungent. i dont know how both of them together can get something without smell. I grew NL for a while and its one of the stealthiest smell you can ever get from weed plants and here is how it went. my friends mom thought it was smelling something but didnt know what (said it was some air freshener), my best friend told me hey are you growing weed as soon as he entered my flat and my father told me hey why are you growing weed here as soon as he entered the flat. Bottom line if they have any experience with weed especially the growing part, they'll know. If they dont know what it smells like, of course they wont know. but now im confused on what was your question in the first place? didnt you ask about if the smell will be a problem? but you say it never been a problem before so you already know? I figured out my neighbor had passed when there was a wall of flys on her window. I had to replay the part where JR said Gerry Brisco as Hardcore champion... just to make sure I had heard that right... when the hell did that happen? Four pairs of $700 shoes not quite sure what this is suggesting... I ignored your advice up until yesterday when I went to train again and my god you were right. Never felt a better pump or rip there Elevator scene... ( Lol and i have problems to pass lvl 3 And to think DRG was originally in pool D. looks like it evolves from the roach Even worse.. with the recently found keylogger virus found on the computers used to control these UAVs. Hacking into these types of control computers would be a higher priority motive for enemies. Imagine enemy coordinates being retrieved since these Alpha Dog's won't be alone or even RDP or RFB protocol interception to take control of these things. Don't know if I should be more bothered by the fact that you found that clip or that you related it to your own fapping. I can't even think about spending that much on my wedding. That's pretty much my college tuition for all 4 years..... I'm 21 and I just learned that the other day. I've been skirting death almost every morning for years. Because we don't have 5+ Master league players one looks bigger than the other Look, I don't MIND the delay if it's really for the purpose of bettering the show. But giving me the "I wouldn't want to go inside from my barbacue in the summer to watch Doctor Who" thing, I mean come on. It's deja vu. They just changed the Matrix I was expecting a face plant from the One Wikipedia article explained so much of my life. I worked for Best Buy's Geek Squad for over two years. Started off with amazing aspirations of working my way up into upper management. Was pounded down a year later after being asked to step down as supervisor of the department I was in. They weren't willing to offer any help or training. The company has a horrible training program for associates and anyone wanting to work their way up. Also got very tired of the self-entitlement the customers had. NEVER AGAIN. She seems to be like the kind of chick that would drop a duce and then drag you into the bathroom to check it out. Now I'm just curious what would be in that. Gay Marriage was legal 70 years ago? I just realized that if I will mostly play Battlefield 3 on my new PC then I payed 1.1k for this game I think you missed the point of my post ( ` < ^ >( I failed hard enough to delete it. Yet it wont delete. 0.1% achieved 1 year? Is it even possible to play for 1 year in gameplay hours?? i must e-mail this to him Am I the only one who noticed that the tree is in the middle of the road? So shoppers can't take pictures but the BBC gets to film there? Sailor Jerry Sailor Jerry O_o.. won't say anything abou that statement lol wtf is wrong with you guys. I need this WTF did i just watched ? Oh shit, she's a 10 years old. Here have some o's And yet I'm downvoted? As a really young child, I used to believe that all grown women had penises, just like men. I just assumed they grew out of their vaginas at puberty. Wait but Minecraft is 21 dollars Any idea why a pit viper would be living in your toy box for so long? Actually no. I only get this accent when I speak to other people who have it. I notice with other people it gets thicker or almost disappears depending on the setting. We just seem to bring it out in each other. FOR SCIENCE! Yeah that's what I thought I always found axe impossible to NOT smell like I took a bath in it. It's so strong Seriously? i read it like that like 3 times in a row If you haven't watched Breaking Bad yet, you have time to catch up before season 5. As a woman I found this ridiculously enlightening I thought the tastes of /em would be more Bassnectar prone than Basshunter. I stand corrected. Dear god this creeps me out so much At first i was all like Decatur ? sorry i'm not following. It's bad manners in HoN to win a game when the opportunity presents itself? You scare me... Wait, Fedora 16 is going to be BM? Anything but r/trees *"there is no way that is actually a thi-... well what do you know. Except for the incest, *obviously.* He looks exactly like my roommate THE SAME THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME THE SAME THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME New El-B? Yeah.. oh look, a fun smile.. open up.. RUSTY BLADES Make that sextuplets. There's a video of a man body sliding across a line of greased women. I can't find it atm, but I have a .45 on order. Suddenly, I am glad that I have chosen to partake in my second amendment rights. I can't figure it out. Gay? They're fucking hot Gay? They're fucking hot *Screenshot* my poop on the sidewalk? That...is a terrifyingly ugly baby. where did you find such a hat they have 4 garage doors I thought they were kept apart because the rabbit would eat all the food. Or maybe step on the guinea pig. The people at the pet store just say, "Don't put them together," and stare off into the mid-distance when you ask why. Whaaa? so the detective's father murdered the victim who's death he was investigating??? Yeah, so TIL about Balut. I was gonna say something like "beets," but you, my friend, win this game. Can't tell if trolling or just very stupid Can't tell if trolling or just very What was with the guy in the shower at the end? Thats what I'm scared of! i still dont understand... i did my comments myself and have no other accounts... How do you come to your conclusion that i posted on multiple accounts? I am a female who is essentially addicted to TF2. I never go on mic, my name is more masculine I suppose and my chat content is unisex in nature. I don't want people to know I'm a girl because I don't want to be considered the xX.~GaMeR. woah...I'm not alone. Happened to me when talon patch installed. Thought it was new interface. About couple days later, it switched back to normal. I don't know what went wrong. I thought it was normal until I see your post, OP. So... what *is* the white stuff on the pizza then Not. Even. Then. Fluttershy + Swearing = What is this game you speak of!? I think guys that are insecure about their sexuality watch that. They can't admit they want to watch a dude get blown so they watch this. i can't believe i watched this movie more than once... it had pauly shore AND brendan fraiser in it I misread this as "flat-assed and proud." Was going to berate you for being proud of this and then I saw the picture Fear of cheese? That was painful to watch Is it bad for chicks to drink beer now? ... this made me yawn. your tricky Dont you mean the 700th time :p haaaaaaaaa yeah idk why but it told me it failed so i was like ok... leave the thread.. and then i get like 3 posts with negative scores and I'm like I knew it was a lot, but 64 Are you forgetting rules 1 & 2? Brilliant beyond comprehension. If that's the case how was Mario born? If you don't mind my asking, why put "XxxX" marks into your username? From my perspective it seems to signal immaturity, just as if you were randomly capitalizing letters in your username. In this very thread someone commented that they didn't "want to be considered the xX.~GaMeR. Ha, I actually got a few messages from what I'm assuming to be Americans calling me stupid because I didn't know when Thanksgiving was Both equally pleasurable. So you go Caitlyn top? Really? TIL about Giant Earthworm Didnt you know that we are just a big trueman show? Lol thanks! And for being so kind, I have a great investment for you! You... Yes YOU! Could own 6 gold PRICELESS COLLECTIBLE Pokemon Card... things... Why would you still go out to dinner with her? Oh my god is it....chilly? was it sunset bar and grill on comm ave? Drugs make me paranoid I'm probably fucking weird but this made me laugh my ass off. I'm morbid Dallas jumped 5 spots on a bye Do you realize how large the population is? Sure, there might be a lot of participation, but in the grand scheme of things, I don't think its as many as some of you think. I mean, I'm seeing comments like 'Do you think they're banning Tweets and posts from the backbone of the internet'... wat? After death? This is case and point. Some of these people are so caught up in their own hype, that they start spouting off conspiracy theories like 'They're blocking hashtags on Twitter'... wat? Oh, my god. His tricky His tricky Even if this is a repost... where in England did the OP live to not have trick-or-treating? that was an unexpected twist at the end This... is a fucking great idea. That's not even close to true. People can't account for getting their phone hacked and data stolen. That's like saying if you didn't want to get robbed you should not have been carrying cash/anything of value on you. Tech has not been invented to measure average sound level over a period of time? And mushrooms WHAT DID IT SAY? Yeah wasn't really trying to whine about it. At first I was just like "srsly, lol?" and then dude was like "YEAH, DEAL WITH IT" while I really don't care. I think it's just the logic that makes me go DNF already had hats that movie was directed by ... Frank Oz of Muppets fame Anyone else look at NesTea's 100% win rate on Dual Sight? That's a great idea What about the top floor of a parking garage? I fucking love the Elder Scrolls What's going on at the very bottom of the pic/your snatch? It looks like there's something...there? FEED ME You must be in the Phoenix Metro area Found this on deviantart, I would love to give the author credit, just haven't found him why does that subreddit have 112,000+ bronies Tentacle grape anime drink ad Thousands? What's the one at 1:25? yeah! except it was like... 3 weeks of lucid dreaming. Well, two times a week for 3 weeks. When I used up all my time one day I switched to incognito mode in chrome and it let me keep watching. I dunno if it gives me unlimited time but it worked to postpone it at least. ** season 2 started? How did you manage this shot? On another note this post in r/makinghiphop doesn't seem to be appearing oops! ...guarantees moist meat. I like to leave it in the pot covered while it cools enough to handle. You can eat it straight off the bone or pull all the meat off for nicer presentation. Some people really like to eat the eyeballs Where strides the behemoth ...what if you are driving under the influence and crash your car and kill them as well? True, I don't use it much beyond some simple browsing, facebook, texting and snapping photos. The Nexus S screen takes a huge dump on the Nexus One screen, so imagine what my upgrade to a 4.6" OLED retina display from my n1 Sometimes I feel like people are just making up in-jokes on the spot Scary I apologize to all who actually took this seriously. wait. i had no idea this was a kid that sung this song Seriously just had my V mask on and was listening to 1812 overture Really? I always thought it looked exactly like him What! Why would anyone want that? ............. She looks like lady gaga in that video TIL Nine Inch Nails is one guy. I'm in Canada and I made about 6 thousand in four months this summer working full time.. so I have no idea what kind of job you could work as a 20 year old to make 14-16 thousand. so how does deep fried bacon not fit that? In which she cannot control her basic bodily funtions... So..what is this? Milking the 5 seconds of youtube fame? Radiation from what? Or - crazy guys get here first, and paint the girl to be crazy, when really its them. Holy crap, those pictures are terrifying. EYES Yep, but I'm actually winning more. Might switch back to protoss You got me Why are you damning O'Shea? I drama no one but you cares about How much rest time in between those sets? Sounds like a lot of sets/time before you even get into your work-out So weird seeing something on the front page of Reddit that I've seen at the source before. Being a pharmacist and refusing to sell legal pharmaceuticals is like being a bus driver and refusing to drive to a legal destination. Why is it that we take one seriously and the other not? Maybe because I'm a female and I find Cena utter gorgeous I am more willing to put up with his God awful movies. I actually thought Austin's movie "The condemned" wasn't too bad. But I've seen some terrible, terrible ones... this is probably a truffle? Aside from the serial killer eyes. But that's were I buy my mead i wonder if [12] exists I don't know what to believe anymore Why can't you use Steam? Deew. You risk the scumbag answer of "Well, the most important thing to know is the cure for cancer." Except you just used your question, you now know *what* you're suppose to ask, but you'll **never** know the answer don't...like....zunzi's? whaaaaa haha yeah, it was like half chopped off ... i read it in hs. r u in hs? I live in the Piedmont triad area of North Carolina near woods, we don't seem to have creepy stalkers here thank goodness Holy shit, that's a girl? I seriously thought it was a boy. TIL if you edit fast enough reddit doesn't mark your comment as edited! I'd have to say that Transformers 3 was even worse. I was so incredulous about how bad it was, that all I kept repeating to my bf was, "What in the fuckity fuck just happened??" ... stop postin these stupid LS/DS chars It was a giant spider. Oh god what has she done most likely the creepiest advice I've ever heard for someone about to move out of their parents place Just one minute?! What shitty university blocks steam? The first days of my exchange semester in France, some trouble with actually using the language I'd studied for years. All I have with me is the 22kg I could take with me, so no kitchen appliances or anything. I know absolutely no-one. I wander around the city alone and go to eat in a nice restaurant, where the following conversation takes place: "Table for one, please." "Table for only one?" Atheist enough. She'll ask me if I've I believe that Jesus died for my sins and accept him as my personal Savior. My answer will be, "no". I don't really see how you can call yourself a **Christ**ian and not believe that basic tenet How can you not put ketchup on pizza? There is nothing more frustrating than going to the bench up 5-10 and then coming back down 20. more like 13...... The look on the other kids' faces is priceless, most don't know what it is, the few that do are in awe that I'm listening and the parents, I'm not doing this for the parents. Fucking...black people always attacking innocent white people what have we created Wow. Skinned Muscle Man was some genuine High Octane Nightmare Fuel. How does your head hold so much stupid? 2 girls...1 cup Forgive me, but I find it absolutely bizarre that there are people who can use the Bible as their source of truth and not believe that they need to accept Jesus as their savior What are some of the "uses?" And who is this guest? Herobrine?! Mine is saying the same thing and it's kinda annoying since I was billed on Sept 16th and still haven't gotten my box. I checked out the "My reviews" section and I see they've added some survey's so I guess I'm getting September's box from what I've gathered. I know they got behind and all so I'm trying to be patient. But now I'm wondering if I'll get two boxes this month (the late one from September and then actually October's box). According to another comment in this thread, he's already dead. Yet he uses weapons that are based on depth perception Coily for some epic underground tunnels as defense(also, underground water) and Boleslava so I'll be always happy and eat marshmallows all day (( (( That's exactly what someone who as been to Dugway Proving Ground would say... After reading all these comments, I was wondering how so many women wouldn't realize their shirts are unbuttoned? Wouldn't you feel it? Then I remembered that most women wear bras... I guess if that happened to me, I would realize it quicker, but people would get more of an eyeful Mine Facebook-messaged me. Imagine going to the bathroom and finding _that_ sticking out of your toilet. Very cool. Why do I love painted miniatures so much? Really? It says "A chin to rival Jinro's? But, you see, logic is lost on these hardcore 'revolutionaries'. They're caught up in their own bubble of what things SHOULD be like, as opposed to how things actually are. I mean, come on, the guy starts with 'I CAN RAISE MY HAND TO ANY COP I WANT TO'... wat?! Weird I just started reading this thread and it's 10:17am here. A distributor does not have fluids in it 8 hours to download OSX update. Thats my Gf Every single? I just noticed one breast is a little larger than the other and I was like A down-vote? Really? Why? What is reddit gold? Yeah, how did you know? I was like that sounds so cool Then how? Don't tell me that sex is your only physical activity.... When was Castiel killed by Zachariah? What if what I wanted to buy was ... your SOUL umm, thanks cyberstalker1? Am I the only person here beginning to suspect they have a benign pituitary adenoma aswell... It's down! I like this comic You've got to be fucking kidding me. I'm only a undergraduate here... but my opinion always was that Neuroscience would be more marketable than Ecology. The 2nd cake reminds me of teeth... It's a Conestoga Wagon! Not sure where Schooner came from. Probably because Sooner (Conestoga?) Wagon doesn't sound as cool? What the fuck am I looking at? I never said they didn't. It's like a virgin looking at a guy with a 12" cock. I recommend people to watch the recommended link at the end of the video. Pjanic's goal And them Marines. FedEX > UPS I'm sorry... that was cold. But really though, I'm curious I used to fence, too! Are we twins? Holy mother of god, I almost spewed melted cheese everywhere Anyone who uses Just watched LOTR last night, and Nazgul doesn't fit this guy at all. Those things are scary. This guy is so nice. R.I.P Steve jobs. I wonder if he knows where his products are. :O OMG....he pulled a Voldemort. All apple products are his horcruxes...... You are very popular Woah. My mind has been BLOWN. Holy fuck, I was doing this when I read this. Are you from Toledo, OH? Because I was just at the Walmart there and there was this same pop sculpture. Dear god, what have I done? >Anyone who uses No, just causes cellular damage in the liver. You should see what it puts those liver cells through It is a door to another place I just sat there in wonder... Mines Cheaper by the Dozen. That many kids? can`t find it So that's how the corporate overlords disseminated the zombie virus. UFC PPV days will never be the sAmE shit. i was born in '79 TROLLING TO THE MAX! I think this is a must watch for Zerg, lest it happen to us as well 1) The new MMO? You've ... probably never met **flocks** of entirely naive East Asian girls before who use lots of " man, and i thought these faces were already hideous... One of my coworkers was eating one of these today, except he put mustard in it kids in a sand box I Couldn't decide whether to laugh, or cry. Hmm.. I've never heard them play tbh.. Now I'm wondering if I'm in for a surprise You can see the holes from his plugs. He obviously an actor! Good lord. Oh you, stop saying logical things. Seriously how could you LMAO! not that bad I did not think the video title would be so accurate yeah i googled it and the only other acronym was for "reasonable drug use" and i was like... This is eerily close to what I was thinking. Would be fucking amazing if that would happen and bush would be like "waiz,what the..... After a lot of more discussion, it became pretty clear that the OP wasn't as vicious as she seemed - it was more kind of misdirected anger that seemed to be expressed at all who don't disclose their trans status. What she meant was that those few who declared themselves not trans out of a clear sense of know all or smugness were worthy of a slap upside the head, something I agree with. It was worded quite badly, but still. Resulted in an interesting discussion. And it's definitely a lesson for all to make sure you don't come across as a total dick. First impressions apparently count on the interwebs Humm? Ist der Kinderparteitag etwa schon vergessen? Oder die Tatsache, dass man bei einer solchen Vorlage wie dem Trojaner eine Pressemitteilung rausgibt, die vor Unwissenheit nur so strotzt? I've never heard of a fiance being referenced as men only the hell? 'more than 300 paid members'... ok 300 is freaking huge, and WTF YOU MEAN BY "PAID" o_O i have NO.SINGLE.CLUE how many joints I have rollen my snoughs sound like ceezes. The need to shave the inside of my nose.... is that peanut butter? i remember my friend (who was 2000~elo pre-reset) saying jungle jax is trash now Is that ONE bong? I was expecting a white-ra quote or silly anecdote, but your story is much better than that! He sounds like such a good person the googly eyes on the pinguin My error. All good. Turned out to be a password issue. My minecraft crashed when i created a new world.... lol yeh because turkey probably had the hardest group I want to thank keytud for trying, but my thesaurus is bigger than squidboots', at least in this thread! Oh mother of GOD! The eyes of the ender are PERFECT! You throw them and they fall down after they have shown the way, when they are right above the stronghold they explode! Play some rock for him, then. idk I find it adorable when my cousins sing along to him, it's the cutest thing ever to me. He probably just seems like a really cool rock star dude to kids and it's embarrassing to see the "jokes" adults come up with about him. Society as a whole goes on and on these days about equality, "it gets better" and gay rights yet has no problem insulting a child via sexuality because he sings pop. Looks like The End really needs to be fleshed out. why diarrehea? I think it just went down Holy shit Whoooooooooooooooooooooooa. That's cool I, uh... AM or PM Thanks for the constructive comment. Nope... and I found one, on my forehead. When I saw this, I literally OH MY GOD!!! Holy fucking dicks! ^Marxist I don't even... Its almost like they don't represent the people. Are you a viking? She should really put the batteries in a dildo first... Where do you meet these girls? That doesn't even make sense I mean this seriously. The hairs on my legs are even standing up and jumping! I just may :D no guarantees If I will follow through with this hehe but I'll let ya know, in the meantime feel free to fb me :) (see messages). I'm gonna start a social experiment and make a ridiculous amount of friends all over the world LOL! Im doing Control Tower work at COP right now, on that track, it's weird to see how much shit has been added to it in the last 23 years Small world My eyes went from this -_- to this Kill:Death Ratio. I've seen enough hentai to know what happens next I've seen enough hentai to know what happens next When did he switch to Prime? That disturbs me far more than the cysts. Wtf is that thing and why is it tumor baby-ing off your thumb? are you really making some smart-ass comment about how he lost all of his possessions in a natural disaster? ( Awesome, thank you so much, I'll hopefully be ordering this weekend...time to practice soldering before bits arrive Link? Proof? If I'm working every vacation, and through the school year, where are these 3 extra weeks coming from? I'm from Arizona, and I didn't even know this existed. mindfreak! I was just going to ask this question about 10 minutes ago, but the window closed on me and I decided not to... Whooooa Not only did the flies disappear, but so did the burger Whore. Fool. Broken. Holy shit, I just throw mine on the floor i second this. i'm going as inigo, although everyone i've told has never seen the princess bride Key is in a chest at the top level after the elevator, I picked it up coming from valley of drakes with my master key I heard they take half. Looks like bacon WHOA... uhhhh, serendipitous URL?! This is what I think is probably the sound created from ancient armies when they are marching, getting ready for battle. This crowd really pumped me up tbh, I wonder what kind of feelings it generated in soldiers marching to war Only capital G's work..interesting. Read this thread without the original comment. Back... I read the entire sad story... Why is Rainbow staring at me? WTF she is still staring? She smiled when I looked back, ooo, look down, look down, okay, maybe she's still looking... ohp, she is, she's probably going to say something. I bet that's it. Sigh, she looks like my sister... she's ruffling my hair? wow it looks good but i don't know if i'm coordinated enough I thought that too at first, but when my car's battery is disconnected all the presets remain. once after I got the car back it had a random country station, a talk show on the next, then all the rest of them were my old ones. If I went to bars, hell no I wouldn't be offended. Instead this usually comes from guys in my classes and friends-of-friends who are trying to flirt. You look very familiar, and I have no clue why woo! I forgot about this subreddit I can't even remember It's accurately descriptive of how men's penises appear different when flaccid vs. turgid. I don't see what's so useless about it. A lot of these seem to be underhanded compliments to themselves... K.O.P. is how it's commonly called by us locals I didn't even know she had a book. Pretty sure 1. is the submit reply button I don't know how close I was to the end. But I couldn't make it Did you not post something recently that says the internet is srs bsns........ O_o........... *and humidity! I can relate, i thought it was the most un-scary boring movie ever. That seems to disturb my friends for some reason Then how are you typing Vampire cat I know, right? Bitches hate big dicks.. Agreed. It definitely feels like you're the only one who doesn't like them sometimes. That's my link No, it was not 15 feet. I know the difference between yards and feet As long as I don't have to cut it off myself, yes. OMG That Rainbow Dash Might as well just play the game if setting up the bot takes that long Okay. Unded Mad Kings Guard goes for over 20m Created a new account? You look enough like me that it kind of freaked me out for a moment I found a drawer full of old used condoms with dried semen in them. I wish my girlfriend won arguments this way One of my faves, along with Laura from San Francisco and her doppelganger's suicide(#94). I hope you washed your camera/phone oh I get it, you're an idiot. Oh, then its a new scroll CombatEX playing Terran in 2 different race scores?! My Firefox never uses a lot of memory. EXACTLY. 12 Months pregnant( ( ( That all went down in a minute and a half. ...This looks like some warped kind of Reddit meetup. That's quite good You're from outstate? 11x21=?? How about my 8600 GT silentpipe=D I mean who needs more than 256mb anyways? and don't forget the last move he made Oh wow It was probably shitty 70's shwag, anyway. You still could've made some awesome brownies with 20 pounds, though Dude, you praised Unity in the Ubuntu sub, you are so going to get down voted how come you have serial killers if your cops stop them before they do their act. Woah. shit like this scares the elites. they know they are outmatched. my impression of my reacion = When she said that she saw some "intresting stuff" I was thinking of the creepy comments she's been getting Nope. I was a little shocked to see how many people can, though. Ugh that weed looks not good. i needed way to long to figure out that i can interact with it using my Mouse John Bradshaw....the wrestler? What do you usually pick up at the TP to score a few mil in 9 days? "LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE!?! Is he sure they are wrestling? Username stunning... You are on the internet, and the best you can find is a crappy G4 oatmeal wrestling segment Holy crap, WTF is that thing? I see. Do you have any idea where the laughter came from though? I think I love you Yesterday Notch joked on Twitter about making dragon's more difficult. I suggested that they should be on fire on fire and drop scales that grow into creepers. I seriously hope he didn't take it into consideration I realize I'm in the minority here, but I have had nothing but trouble with Schools First. Every loan has been a problem, every loan agent, every transaction. God forbid you should ever ask them for anything. Be sure to get anything they say in writing, because their say-so is really worthless. Other than that, they are great The guy stole pictures of her naked computer? I weigh 100... he lost TWO me She's been like this for about 4 months though... 8D Thank you! (I feel compelled to thank anyone who comments I'm very sorry to hear that this happened to you. I hate it when people say this, but I know exactly how you feel (I think). My ex-boyfriend raped me in July, we hadn't been together since March of the year before and I thought we could be friends. He came over for breakfast, and then he raped me. I hate talking about it because I'm still in disbelief over the fact that this could happen but the best thing to do is talk about it. Get it out to the people who are important to you and can give you support. Cry it all you if you have to. I started by first denying and ignoring it and cutting him out of my life. I lived a pretty good month until I met someone who I dated until two days ago Wait.... WTF is that 'Hands off, bitch' one from? send me 300 bucks and ill send you the jeans So is the submitter. PvP's ... so yeh Why are they such randomly different prices...? bought set from them? Won't get rid of embryo because of God... but has sex before marriage? epic debate?... When I make grilled cheese sandwiches, I actually grill them instead of frying them pretty sure only one baneling is taken out per mule you drop. so it isnt exactly cost effective. now if they had orbital dropping of banelings.... A few years ago, a group of us were doing mushrooms at my buddy's friend's college dorm. It was late in the night so we were mostly coming down. I was still tripping balls. This girl starts reading from this huge book, and it sounds like some weird, godawful poetry. So, sans filter, I ask, "who the fuck wrote this shitty poetry?" Everyone gave me a look like Steam's updating fort me did you just ask if you can tell time from shadows? I figured that's what you meant. Oh, well, not nearly as embarrassing as talking to a stranger on the phone and saying "I love you" when you hang up. English isn't my first language, and up until this moment I was pretty sure these two words were pronounced differently. "Your" is like "four," while "you're" is like "pure," am I wrong? "hobo finger" Hah. That's kind of a joke. Rory was nowhere near as cool as the Doctor. Is that Milli Vanilli? I dont understand I live in Alberta, and I have no idea where you must live that people sound Texan No, no, no, no, no! Debt is NEVER something that is FORCED onto anybody. And I know this, as my little family of two carries about $14,000 in student loans, $5,500 in car loans, and about $4,500 in credit card debt. I know where it all came from, and I accept it. We are both over 28, but we only have one person working. We rent, we cook almost every night, and we clip coupons. Do you have any fucking idea how pissed off I would be if all of a sudden everybody got their damn student loans waived after we've ALREADY paid $14,000 into Direct Loans? You plan on having them reimburse me? We have deferred the loans three times, paid only the interest twice, and SOMEHOW managed to still live. On one fucking salary for three years while I've been ill. I hate this idea so much it makes my toes curl. All it would accomplish is college graduates with unusable Liberal Arts degrees clamoring for jobs that aren't available feeling entitled because "the gov'ment" waived their loans. BLAH! (p.s. for the record, i'm a liberal who voted for Obama, and I donated to my local Occupy mycity folks, I just feel very strongly about Debt. fucking declare bankruptcy and ruin your credit if you wanna whine about it.) (not you, OP, you in the general sense. i'm all riled up today I think she meant "Birthday_Anal_Rapist"'s username made her go Time to open more crates. I found my old game boy and the first thing that came to mind was WOW THIS IS HEAVY What in the actual fuck? They named a town after me? oh wow, he has a g9x like me... and he plays without the grip Ummmmmm..... ...Where was this faq located exactly? sweet. pick a spot sunday near you and we'll make it "Round 2" there for people who can't come out tomorrow. i'm pretty much down to make this work however possible. ;) throwing a date out just seems to get better responses like this instead of (my usual response) "yeah, let's do this whenever! i'm totally down". I agree, I didn't mean to make it seem as if modern Greek was the most difficult, just one of the more annoying ones in my experience. I have no desire to put myself through the hell of ancient Greek Racking brain to think if I've ever grabbed a can from outdoors that was left overnight... Do hot girls like you really need to ask if you're sexable? When I fought him apparently I managed to knock him to the ground because he just sat down and let me take him from 50% to dead without attacking me again wat This is a good idea, I've gotten mail from 2 previous tenants holy shit he actually looks like Jane in that first pic of season 3 Wait...what? That's a thing? Really? Wow only about 3 months It's just like Taric too :D Designers watching too much Power Puff Girls Outpost has images as well Back when World of Warcraft came out, I joined a random server and got into a guild. I made some friends in that guild, and we played together for 4 years. In the 4th year I found out one of the completely random people I'd been playing with in my guild lived 2 streets away from me. We went to elementary school together. 6 months before we found out he moved an hour away Man, very ironically I will probably hang for this someday. I kid you not, I was at our College's Homecoming Game one year and a friend of mine invited me over to some of his college friend's apartment to hang out afterward. First, let me inform you, where I lived at the time was predominately white. My friend's friends were black. Anyway, we were drinking Captain Morgan. We pretty much got trashed. Well I am laying on the couch enjoying my buzz when someone knocks on the door. They answer. The person took off. So my drunken ass decides to blurt out, "Oh it's alright, they were just nigger knocking." I'm holding up I guess. Thanks for checking in on me that isn't a wig? Awesome video, but you shouldn't pretend you went Sexy and smooth Decade* can't edit from phone? Every other day? Were you going to parties and getting a lot of one-night-stands, or using this every-day-life "hello" method to get constantly laid? Says the man who's account is 22 days old wizard Son, you just blew everyone's mind, and if it got implemented, everyone's computers, imagine the ram usage. 2:07... A case lasts me roughly 3 weeks, so this will last me eternity 20$ a gram jesus, where do you live i wish this was my friends houses Which counties did you visit where they remove girls' internal organs? How did you know I was Asian? I didn't draw her legs. You don't regularly get observers? I need a smiley where my hair has been blown off. I once dreamed that a girl turned into a clay-mation monster after our escape from a demon and yelled out "Hell hath fury" right as the demon rushed in to cut off her head with a sword at which point I orgasmed and woke up. Same here. It was so soon after the game ended and the there wasn't many topics in before it, so it being sarcastic at that point would've surely been illogical. Unless you can see into the future.........?! that's what i said i bet that welsh guy got stoned out of his tree with the stuff that snoop smokes This is what they get for closing r/jailbait. yes, let them come here instead! Avast just blocked a trojan from this site Heaven is presented as a place of no free will and eternal worship of an egostistical god. But don't forget it's the best place ever! ... Speak "friend" and enter!? How big are your thumbs?!? I'm on the Southside and the sky is so dark, it looks like it's night time. Yikes That would be a hard instruction to follow. Especially since C is both flat and natural. And use spellcheck? Are you trying to tell us to 'know' (as in knowledge) about everything or are you really mispelling 'now' (as in right at that time) throughout the whole thing? Can someone dumb this down for me, Im having trouble understanding. Is your username a steven merchant reference?! Which one? How did you get a ball of fingernails in your colon? Stormy; so the same as mine? Expensive. 30-50 euros * shot or short? Commercial-free version already A Classic. Entire song gave me goosebumps/shivers. I would re-install it and play now, but I'm sure I would just get tired of the graphics. BF3 beta spoiled me I've recently noticed those spellings being mixed up a lot, and now I'm wondering how many times it has happened without me noticing I thought that until just now Wow. There are a lot of weapons I think this all the time Låt dem demonstrera om de vill. Men varför ockupera Hagsätra station av alla platser? They literally give you a checkbox option as you set it up to disable that im a guy, and my sister and i are 2 years apart, we didnt bathe together that often, but when we did it wasnt a big deal, why should it be? We're siblings. When i was a baby my sister changed my diaper whenever my parents werent around ...why would they tear up? OMG. Ye, I also noticed that in this episode. I commend you sir! Someone has to do it! (I could never sid: Glen: TIL that German WWII POW's were taken to the US. And some stayed he won the third game too without MarineKing nuking himself "It was 3 caucasian males, two wearing glasses..." Hell, I don't even know the term CSE. Drawing on LSD is the funniest thing ever, well to me. Bird brained egg head...i dunno... I can't help thinking that thousands/millions of years in the future, aliens will be saying the same thing about us Maybe I don't want to. I would have to belly dance... What did I just watch? I saw on a stream (so unconfirmed) that there were 500,000 people in Madrid alone! cause he's all out I've been wondering the same thing.. I vape one loosely packed MFLB trench, and I'm gone for a couple of hours. And I've been smoking for 10 years I agree, the Darknuts are fun to fight. Not so much when they pair them with Wizrobes and the walls are electrified. Wait 2 boxers? Holy shit... it does That...makes so much sense studded belts and then a golfing polo We're nerds. I want to stuff them all in my face guys look at the ELBOW on the right.... then look at the ELBOW on the left..... SHE HAS A MINI ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what happened Do the... dead I have 4 Eagle looks blind ... Why would it be dull? Ignore the host, dismiss compliments on abilities, and steal goody bags... from the shadows. I'm going to go shower in real water now. And enjoy living in Amurrica. ....... I've only heard of queen and edward sharp So how I know if I'm attractive? You have created infinity ... Are you my clone? I shall not let this happen. I'll get you with my willow tree powers. Jessica Biel or Mila Kunis, which ever will have me honestly No, what my point is that you start to think in the shower...jerk. I'll be right there I wish people would learn how to park. People do this with normal sized parking spaces... Maybe those dogs are the reincarnation of said evil owners?? Oh my god. These pictures are fantastic. Love the muscles and dick and ass. Epic Asian Father. Reminds me of Mulan Ents =/= smoking buddies? Um. That's pretty fucking scary actually. Who initially responded!? Same with me. I was 5 minutes in thinking "This is a lot more plot than usual That's not a duck, that's a fucking griffin wow, and I thought my brushes got pretty bad sometimes...holy fucking shit Is this Lyndon State? I only smoke by myself, I get weirded out around other people when I'm high Oh, wow, feeling like you're dying is never good. So what are we arguing... As far as the knee, she probably locks her knees a lot. If you do it too much it'll start to bend in farther and farther. I can do it with mine but not quite that far WHY IS IT BACKWARDS Hello, I don't have a spare wheel, just a stupid emergency liquid sealant pack. I don't think even the half-sane pro-environmentalists believe we're a danger to the planet itself, it's just a poorly worded way of saying we're fucking up the environment. We should protect the environment, imo, because... that's where we are 6300 IP That's basically drow archer from DotA With his cape flaring out as if the wind caught it, and baby bats flying out instead of ravens What the fuck did I just read... I've not tried ANYTHING new since lucid. We only update to the LTS' at work. 12.04 is going to be one massive update If that guy isn't a fag then neither am I that's proofed =) but to be fair i have to say that i've got german weed once and there was hairspray in it, i heard you guys have that problem often Even having like 6 kiwis in a lil plastic box is like being royalty to me. I can't even imagine those lil suckers in bulk. So this guy really believes he is hardcore? ... I believe it was Norm Macdonald that said that Was that Erin from the office? I lold at how close she was to The title screen. It's the only place I feel safe anymore.. What I don't understand is why the van seems to run over her on purpose... You think of Latveria as Western? ._. Chopsticks?! Funny caption, but instead I found myself wondering why Trooper Taylor is on the sidelines for Arizona after coaching a game for AU. Such...Big...Eyes I get that a lot (mostly from short asian girls But that cats british Wow man, that sucks Imagine those eyes during climax You guys go to wards where everyone wears white? That seems... odd. is she considered not sexy? Work out the "chinks"? There is currently a man holding this sign up weird...i live in chi..i had no idea this was going on fucking yes please Pics or it didn't happen Oh wow Weird, this feature was in the beta? Created a throwaway to actually comment instead of lurking: You're not alone, I've been having the exact same problem, can't come with girlfriend, haven't had intercourse, am a virgin, anxiety etc... I feel bad for giggling but I didn't even know about this either. Hey, isn't that the yogscast-image? "WHO TOLD YOU?!? Game 2 I'm from Finland and what is this? thats real? GigaByte. All these years I've been saying it as Gigga-Bite. Fuck I'm stupid. doesn't ms4 mean 4th sem of basic sciences? I don't think anyone can come up with a viable cheese-insinuating acronym for HuK [](/russoidea "they sound legit to me") OMG. Time to bring out the rainbow gear. Absolutely ridiculous. Just about halfway through the first of my two essays for Tuesday Is that someone's arm on the ground in the top left corner of the photo? WHAT? HOW COME YOU GUYS PAID EXTRA FOR ELECTRONIC COPY? Holyshit WOW. Megatwat........ I have my behavioral neuroscience text out right now while reading this comic. You speak truths -- but when no one's expressed attraction to you in a long time/ever, then something as insignificant as someone laughing at your joke could make you fall hard for anyone, regardless of who they are Yea, I'm pretty surprised also I just did a dictionary post of this word for my English class Me too. Though now that I think about it, why can't the OP just fax Temple their info I hate to sound suspicious (or assholish) but where are you that you can't do this yourself? If you're in Philadelphia (as your title implies), can't you do this yourself? Didn't realize you were the author, my mistake :X Hopefully there is some way to cope with it (totally not the right word for what I mean). It's always awful, that 'feeling' after a nightmare happens that messes your whole day up....except this is to like, the 2089378972653th exponent of that. Good luck to you o_o........oma gash....................ur right. I thought it was a Q-tip. so many fucking commercials For a brief moment I thought that insanely hairy arm was hers.. Why don't you pass over my comment without upvoting it and find out? My reaction: Daaawwwwwww :) .............. I think I lasted about thirty seconds of can anyone find a video of this shit? Thank you for the reply. It seems I can't run AHT because I installed Lion from the App Store. I'd run it from my SL disk but I removed my optical drive and don't have an enclosure for it quite yet. Woe is me You can get purple tomatoes? I'm being chased and I'm almost dead, I don't have time for math why would you do that? when i read this it had 39 points What the hell, OP? Nice title ( but that's less than one woman a year A giant gaping puss volcano perched atop your nose for all the world to gawk at. Jeeze! Every time I hear about this, it makes me want to play Sim City. So, I'm pretty sure I almost died.... ur brain thinks...about itself Not a teacher but I remember way back in kindergarten I was using the bathroom and my friend in the stall next to me reached down under the stall and showed me her "pooey finger". I do this. Now kiss her. Holy fuck its Issaquah Hmm, that just might be crazy enough to be crazy. hmm..figure skater? Holy fuckleberries that's a serious scar! That's not even a scar, it's more like a head seam. You just blew my mind. What.... I don't know what to think of this. As someone who was a libertarian, and then a liberal, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about That TV is BOSS! Grackception It was released on the 11th ... You're getting upvoted for admitting to speeding and then racing to escape from an officer of the law. Same boat I didn't really want my lunch money, anyway... Is this true? All I can see is spider venom and erections. The image in my head is too horrible for the internet I once had an acquaintance show up uninvited to our apartment who proceeded to take an 1/8th of mushrooms and rampage around our apartment (~200+lbs trained in MMA) yelling about how life had no consequences On a side note. The ZR-1 is stupidly fun to drive I wore a red TNG Skant dress last year. All I got was drunk men coming up to me going "oi oi, red shirt. Doesn't that mean you're gonna die?!" And I had to go into full on geek mode and explain "well actually this means command because...." Their reaction: It seems that the nebula is (was?) about 7000 light years away, so someone over there would see Earth as it was 7000 years ago. So they'd see a bipedal species developing the wheel and farming, and possibly wonder how far we'd developed... since when has the jewish religion anything to do with communism? Seems like I was put in the STD carriage Wait.. Umm.. How do you know where I live? Wow, what a horrible interview... she basically tried to tell him how he reacted, and what he wanted, cutting him off constantly to change the direction of his arguments. Which, seemingly, wasn't sensationalist *enough* as it was Stored *below* freezing point? I was always told to never freeze insulin. I'm kind of creeped out. I'm at work so there's no adblocker, and the ad in the corner of the imgur page was for the company my boyfriend works for My husband was just talking about getting interested in football. I asked why. "Because everyone's always talking about it." christmas colors already It looks like the portal from Terra Nova Been said before but... You sure you're not on GPRS? No arena has been posted like 35 times now Oh very nice! Thanks! I will have to keep this in mind for next time. I am hoping my 4.0 doesnt need any maintenance of this nature any time soon though... Two #1 crafts, two #2 craft and then a #3, #4 and #9. How'd you manage to craft them What happened on the 6th & 7th holy shit osama's sisters/cousins are hot They know!! ( what the hell kind of fanfics do you read Median XL is definitly worth it. GREAT mod. Ive played countless hours in it. The end game is sooooo addicting I can't think of any other reason to be so damn cheerful about shark week oh, you and your sensible assumptions:) i like to believe in the cannibal version thou, so much more interesting, left me a bit Every single poster in that sub has a name that ends in two numbers, including the one that submitted this bestof.....I smell conspiracy. Our stores carry like 2 of those. The iced tea and the ice tea with lemon. I didn't know there were so many flavours. you're not getting upvoted because you stated the obvious There are chapels in schools? Your post just made it occur to me that that could be why he did it that way. OK, who is Lyn and what is China's G-League? Not really I'm happy that Rainbow Dash wasn't the focal point, but was surprised about Pinkie Pie I'd very much like to see that Spider-Man: The Animated Series, trumps it completely. I think it is the best thing to have come from the 90's. It's a masterpiece of structured art that goes full circle by the last episode. It's abundantly clear the amount of time that was put into this show, and if you haven't seen it, go do so now My gf is actually freed from paying the fees (student on Bafög), and she decided to register since she didn't have to pay fees anyways... Big mistake. Every semester they ask for her new student id - before the semester actually started; they will ask for the money in advance! Every semester they get an interest free loan from all the bafög-students in all of Germany Explain please? jup I was fully charged at 7:30AM this morning and now at 6PM I'm at 88% I got chills reading to this... what. Cool, but for some reason Phoenix AZ is in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Nazi salute is a part of the Mexican Pledge of Allegiance? Those IDIOTS What did I just watch? Is 17 a minor in Utah, and did she give consent for said search under duress? I thought the BF3 bind to you like steam? You mean, you don't look at the bottom of a shoe when you buy it? RIAR! I remember hearing about necromancer in Oblivion then finding out you can't do any. And no, pulling zombies out of thin air with summoning doesn't count So how exactly does that fit with the out of proportion cartoony in-game graphics oooops i thoguht that was a pm or something I'm glad you agree with me, regardless of how pointless and trivial my opinion might be to you. It's not tough shit-- he didn't actually accomplish anything impurities are aluminated Wait- is that an HTC Vigor? She looks like a derpy barbie doll Only a libertarian could see something cute like this and then lament the world for it's lazy do-nothings. I took a stress course in HLTH at a different school and it was totally a waste of time. It was all chi voodoo with chakras and meridians and psychic entrainment and "all life vibrates at a frequency which is why being close to so many electronics is bad for us" oh god, good question I used to have nightmares about falling through the ice on a lake Woah my husband was in Boulder this past weekend Had sex with a hyper kitten with sharp nails in the same room. And I will let you have the last word on that! Only one jar of nutella?? Dick. I can't help but think that your nipples believe otherwise. Are you saying you only eat the meat of vegans? I'm a lover of delicious food that's bad for you, but damn, this made my stomach hurt just looking at it no one is driving Her face = You mean there's a chance that it doesn't drop? hurry up damn it, im from metro detroit and its gonna get cold here fast You should have seen the look on this guy's face at my job when I filled him in on this. Someone in our break room had some jello and the vegan co-worker was all "Oooh jello, that sounds good, I haven't had that in a while". After a Who buys a twenty pack of hard drives. Wow did they just try and see how many celebrities they could cram in a shitty movie to get people to watch it? I always thought I was the only one being OCD about pizza lunchables. When other kids would ask for a slice of pepperoni in my mind I would say, "NOOOO, don't ruin the perfection of my 3 pizzas" or when I see other kids eating their own pepperoni before making the pizza I would go These kinds of people make my crafts look pointless We can see you, you're still here I'm impressed Wait, you worked with Cage and Vin Diesel?! I gave 6 copies of different games on steamgifts so what There are hackerspaces that would LOVE some of these. 3rd Vid confused me the guy from burn notice has that grin Wha, Huk might actually be smaller than TLO You know, I've never seen a hooker in the Elder Scrolls...probably because, considering the character models they had in Oblivion, that would be a frightening experience for everyone involved has he even played this game before? What do you mean I don't comment? That, or... maybe figure out how to possibly control a violent temper you may have, as murder in dreams tends to indicate the loss of said temper. And patch things up with your friends and/or family, as limbs suggest connections and relationships. The one person who assures you of your decision may be an aspect of yourself you know was right to have done what you did. I stop completely at all stop signs... There was? Charlie Batch! WTF I'm not even sure what their ultimate goal was. Uh, what? TIL Okay, I did this to my roommates cast iron by total, ignorant accident. What *is* this "seasoning" you need to do on a skillet like that and how do you do it? I don't get it... ∑( The internet is everything, and everything is the internet. Really Seriously or sarcasm? It actually confused me that you two were actually replying to each other coherently in this thread. go dawgs! Omg, now I can't stop seeing Amber. I remember seeing an interview forever ago with Shia where he swore he wouldn't go through that "trashy, reckless phase" that most actors at that age seem to go through... so what happens if you get hit by an RPG? Dad use to work at 7-11 as a manager for a few months. He said every tuesday a chick would come in buy tissues, a bottle of handsanitzer and condoms. As long as theres no gif of that mind boggling run out of bounds are you kidding? it does EXACTLY what you want! A billion years ago? Life, from what I gather from Google searches, has been around for over 3.5 billion years. And the planet was, according to this article, completely melted by the impact. how fucking old are you? you didnt have SPOONS?? Don't be afraid of your shoes. Be afraid of the spider setting up housekeeping inside them. I could very well be wrong. The guy is like a wanna-be Don King(the promoter/manager). The amount of things he demands are kind of silly. Whats if he changed the fighter last minute!!!!! Hes talented though, going to korea soon to compete with other disabled gamers, hes head of the disabled gamers division at vVv, and currently working together with Steelseries to develop tools for disabled gamers.. i used the word disabled a lot there Where do they have this dough to pay for an entire house Its weird, my RL friends call me by summoner name and friends I made on league call me by my Real name damn... no, posting it on reddits fine... but circlejerk probably isn't the right place to post... and i only found your post by searching for nikola tesla GB2WORK Especially given the meaning of "root" in Oz... Those nips are HUUUUGE! As someone who is contemplating moving to New Mexico from the Northeast, thank you for making the distinction between it and Texas. You... You can do that? At first I thought this article was going to be all "the Pill is bad cuz it causes blood clots and stuff, go for non-hormonal instead!" and then I got to the part about masturbation and homosexuality and when life starts and I was like That look... WTF is with that one girl The automation in that Vox A track... I think that's too far... Don't you think? I'm only 17. They aren't??! Did... a Barca fan just put a Real Madrid v Lyon match? Wow, who let you have internet access Ah, at least she is nearby. Do you get a chance to hang out with her still? She looks so lovable. I have no idea how you could ever actually *give her away* as in, let go of the leash when it was time. Get some variety in your life young man/woman! Use weapons not because they are strong, but because they are fun! I'm currently trying to produce the divine hands of the GODS on a cleric which totally sucks for me because i have to parry everything! That and the fact that i'll never make it to the embers on this character. I can't connect to the server it says a gif with sound I almost have but I felt like it was making my dick shrink Won't they be playing these games on Wine or something? or he reposted it into one big package? Fuck man, its like free drugs once a month. I'm not sure if it's just me, but I find Tim Hortons coffee to be kinda *sour* now Why do you look almost just like me? +dreamhack? You talking bout me or the bees How does an iPod "die" They're the same price love to give you as many fantastic orgasms as you want... \ ( I dunno... I remember getting lost and finding myself right in the middle of a mobile home maze where a group of rough looking guys were about to hold a dog fight. I'm pretty sure they were thinking about hijacking the van and using us as dog food. Egads. You spent almost 3 grand shopping...? There is a place where you can play darts, Jenga and iPad games ? Oh the numbers of quirks with my body(male). Similar like you, except my right eyelid doesn't lift up as well as my left, resulting in a slight O_o unless i'm conscious of it and i put in effort to fix it up to nice! Good to know, i can finally order a mcnugget again ...although I dont imagine it being any better than it was before... I think ill stick to making chicken at home I had a former boss who said I was closed-minded for thinking he and a few of the waiters were idiots for holding this belief. She's that old and still calls you daddy? sooooo.....tryna spare a white? holy shitsticks that is amazing! Does McMaster have any kind of organized Starcraft community? I often daydream of barcrafts at either Boston Pizza, Twelve Eighty, The Phoenix or any other places that serve beer. I'm not sure whether to upvote you to agree or downvote you to agree Are these people for real? I'm feeling a little I too am celebrating a Reddit birthday, but my weight has remained the same. People actually download porn to their harddrives nowadays!? Who would name their child slut No clean-up at a [10]? im actually learning how to play this from the stream........ Yours came with a key? *turns flux on* wait... I live there too! [](/milk) Is that your sticker? It's not mine a joke within a joke! no doubt....haha still have the feeling of "did i hear that right This is the first one to make me shake my head in disappointment. That's possible? Bash.org is getting updated again? 5:4?!! If they don't have time to reach to their hip to reach a gun, then what makes you think they can reach a lock box I'm just kind of sad for you that you'll remain a dumbass your entire life Haven't heard of that... (this isn't a negation/confirmation.. just saying I never heard of it I'm just kind of sad that you can't use proper grammar your entire life. I thought I was the only one Hahaha! Me and my friends were watching it and my friend was like "OH GOD!" We all turned to him and were like "Wtf?" so he rewound it and showed us and we were all just sitting there in awe... are you two my long-lost brothers My grandma goes by Geri because her name is Gerildean Literal shit? Yeah starting on Madagascar is a pain. How many caps is this? So his friend was, in effect, acting as life support. WHOA Whoa, I saw no such manditory Nikasaur-worship clause when I created my Reddit account Wasn't this a wrestling move? That's brilliant Linux Mint this kind of reminds me why I have my G11 logitech keyboard mapped to display "Resend Last Message, Vista Crashed(-(-_(-_-( That's the most epic skin I've ever seen! Would be instabuy Do you do strength training except for cycling? My knees are always what concerns me the most and I'm never sure how to strengthen them without overstressing. Rowing seems to do it for my a little bit, think this is close to cycling. But I'm not sure about 'real' strength training like with weights That's all... and no links? I just get a 52 minute video of Tnomad playing as gangplank and saying nothing karma means something? It almost sounds like, "Gang Bang here" Bruce Lee said this? The garden of Eden was not an underwater volcano of mud!!!!! hahahaha Read teh bible for it is teh truth (O\_(** I'm not trolling.. Seriously.. This is something that has eluded me since I found out about it. Is it better than the real thing? What was NSFL about that page? Child of the Corn Is this a plug for spotify? IT HAS A TUMOR Oh my god. I made it this far. The rest of things, all the rest of the things were gross and funny. This though, this is truly gross. I'm sitting in my office, reading, laughing, but I got to this and just went You pretty much nailed it with that description. And as for who watches the show, the fan-base is surprisingly made of teenagers and adults. I have yet to meet a little 7-year old girl who likes the show The Poughkeepsie Tapes. Watched it by myself, wish I didn't Crunchy one?! I grew up watching my dad open doors for people. I didn't realize it was something a man was supposed to do for women (my parents were pretty relaxed about gender roles). I started opening the doors for people at a young age. Most people thank me and go inside. Occasionally, I get the man who refuses, REFUSES to have a woman open the door for a man. OCD kicked in. There are more on one side than the other... But, I like drinking tea,.. that's a LOT of tea I need to make if I want to soak my feet in them. Woah I didnt watch sotg - what happened from huk that would cause inc to lose his cool? I can only assume you have poor reading comprehension. Nowhere there does Jesus say what you are saying in that chapter, or the one before and after. Why is the thumbnail my account icon? But Buddha was an indian prince who found enlightenment CANT---LOOK---AWAY! I cannot tell you how excited I am that you posted the recipe. I don't really see this movement getting anywhere until it hits tea party numbers Maybe he'll eventually get lipo to physically remove those extra cells. Iniesta hahahahaha oh jeez sorry i didnt think that thru I had forgot that they had official forums Have you ever been to Hero Market? The people that chill there... GIMME!!! My road started there Also an IT professional with an incomplete English Lit degree..... So I was flipping through some streams last night. Clicked Chaoxs stream when it was around 1500 viewers. Not 5 minutes into it he starts asking people what article of clothing he should remove. Only reason I don't tell people I like SNSD is 'cuz they would have never heard of them. Heh, they go I just remembered how nice it is to be indoors. uhhh.... It was old. The part that got me off was this fashion show scene where all these models were walking the runway exposing themselves in a sheik way and I was just o_O.... lmaooo....where are ya from? ;) If you fix the grammar in your image, I'll gladly upvote it. Also, "by the a voice". Not really on topic but... I just realized my family usually eats spaghetti on Sundays. Wait a minute, there's already addons!? Where did you get them? I can verify that this peace sign waving man is in FACT the same man. He used to proclaim that the equations the professors were teaching us lies and that education system was flawed. His solution to this was his universal genius. Holy shit, what's the source for that? Is that really him, great photoshop, or a chick that reeeally looks like him? I'm baffled They can't feed more babies. Hmm interesting problem unless your somehow using the wrong slot I'd say I've never seen anything like that. Well I'd say update chipset and bios on your mobo. Then maybe reset the cmos on the mobo (if you don't know how to do those things or what they mean then google :P). If neither of those work then call msi and see if they can give you an rma on the mobo or if maybe they've seen this issue before. Oh and you don't need to reformat your hard drive to swap a mobo you just would need to intall new chipset/drivers/ect. But if you do buy another mobo make sure its the same formfactor and supports your current cpu and ram. Oh and how did you figure out its running at 1x? I don't remember at all how you can check that Bleurgh Whoa, I followed the pattern without realizing it! 15 years ago !?! I've lost all hope. You want to raise a baby giraffe? Make another one of him finding Kimba. The Room, so much naked tommy wiseau She put her hands on the floor Clearly you jest. Wait. Judging by greenmikey's link, you aren't. I didn't even realize they look different until a friend gave me a penthouse and a playboy magazine as a joke. I may not have masturbated to them but I definitely studied the pictures so I guess they ended up being useful. And then my step dad found them- that was fun to explain I want to go to there This whole thread has blown my mind wide open. I will never be the same again >And, yanno. It's a marketing campaign. If you're not going to be judging a marketing campaign based on customer impressions, what are you going to judge it on? >And, yanno. It's a marketing campaign. If you're not going to be judging a marketing campaign based on customer impressions, what are you going to judge it on? Well can't say I didn't try. ¯\\( We've all been there. I remember jumping out of my seat and screaming "yes!" so loud I woke up my roommate when the towering pillar of hats dropped for me. It's difficult to explain that sort of thing Speaker For the Dead is only the *beginning*. Shit gets real. The entire series is mindblowing. I read them all years ago so I don't remember much but I do remember making this face Maybe something to hold a hard boiled egg after you take it out of the water? I have nightmares about this But how does their protesting not come under disturbing the peace? I may seem a little ignorant but causing such intense negative emotions towards you at such a special time as a funeral seems kinda like disturbing the peace to me I'm scared of motherless, every third video is full of scat Epic dad and Epic teacher. What mythical city do these people live in Rottie mutt How the hell does a video get 3.8 million views in barely more than a day Does anyone like it for the music? what.... did I just watch? Hahaha ahhh, makes sense. For a second there, I was like Can't believe RD is so popular I thought he was about to masturbate Spike is NEAR?! Whoa. interessant I saw him sitting in the crowd. It was weird. no offense but I can't think of any texture pack more ugly than the default one What does it mean "As opposed to Australia"? Wouldn't it deliver the same message if it had said "England" or "America" or not mentioning another country at all?? Oh noooo.... I think you're onto something mate fapfests are creepy? this could be something confusing... looks like Bill Murray Ooo, didn't know about Rhapsody ...to reddit? uhhh.. ** If he didn't have the same voice I'd hardly believe it was him Yeah driving in VA is the worst. My ex was doing somewhere around 100 and got about 3 days of jail time. He said it was kinda fun and the dudes were cool though....dunno what that was about Oh sweet mama of the prince of monks. That is a piece of art. I gotta try this. Hah, I can barely tell the difference. Freaking visual arts types lose their shit over them though Yes, screw that bastard from taking from our hard work and giving us nothing. Holy shit you're right mate, i don't know what to say, seriously Lines up perfectly Reading "I went mass phoenix into Carrier char....Carrier?!" Holy shit you're right mate, i don't know what to say, seriously true ....i didnt mean literally the baby wont or cant at all...just that its not running out to the toilet.. poor animals? they have a high def lens... they take a few photos when the animal has it's eye open, I don't think any animals were harmed or manipulated in the making of this collection. Fascinating shapes of the pupils though... animals do get red eye, and they do decide to smoke. I wouldn't let my cat smoke she kept getting all up close ad personal so I just blew some at her face and she closed her eyes to a crack and sniffed and then just kinda smiled at me, so from then if she wanted one she got one, she was like dinah from Alice in Wonderland, followed me every where. Then there was Hercules the Terrier Pit puppy... I think he had the ADHD I refuse to get my monkeys high, too expensive... and too delicate... animals are people too... they make decisions... I think I read it on the first page.... Man air lifted to hospital after fight with cat... there was a knife involved Is that really how tiny baby piggies are? I still have 3 pairs of JNCO jeans that i wore as a freshman in high school ... about 11 years ago now ... I still actually fit into them. They have managed to last longer then any other pairs of jeans I have bought since then I'm 6'0 and only need a 32" length. Your legs are 3 inches longer than mine. I just did 1 min 27 secs. My hands were going numb and I was beginning to get tunnel vision Give me an example of what the appropriate NY accent is. To my knowledge there are several. (> ^.^ (> Yeah, that would be amazing Wait what? People actually find German accent sexy?! A lot of things come to mind. Buy a Zamboni and drive that trucker all over the new ice rink that I bought and renamed in my honor. Take an air balloon ride from the East Coast to the West Coast. Throw gold $1 coins at people passing by like how Ezio does in Assassin's Creed. Build a water park, even though I don't know how to swim. Oh man. I saw a girl the other day wearing one of these tails. It's already catching on April O'Neil Where I live, the norm at nail salons is $5 for eyebrow waxing. UPS recently rerouted one of my two boxes of wheels to East Alton, Illinois (instead of WA through Hodgkins, IL). It arrived there yesterday (the 19th). I was supposed to get both tomorrow. I now get them Tuesday. They said they "can't upgrade a package once it's in transit." So the box that went to Hodgkins, IL will be here tomorrow. The box that went to East Alton, IL will be here Tuesday. How often do you leave food uneaten? Drunk Mr.Bitter is so awesome That isn't any less disturbing than OP's pic .... Find the kitty! ...before he finds you... JESUS!! Nirvana used chorus and distortion effects. My mum's on the phone. Apparantly, Sarah isn't talking to Sandra and Jane, and MARK MIGHT BE LEAVING HIS POST are you sure the man behind the tree isnt the same person? Contained my laugh at the airport gate. Couldn't lol. scary sir? Huh...looks like the force is greater on the outer circle than the inner circle...very strange Ha! They totally would. But there is already 2 dogs, 3 cats, and two people here. That force is inversely proportional to the center. So where did he take his naps curled next to Sometimes I have a feeling that WoW is trying to be meta too hard... Mouse overs are not shown automatically with RES That looks so fucking hot, I just wanna grab your hips and ride you so hard You talk to strangers? TIL syphilis is curable. FUUU reddit o.o stop scaring the shit out of me That story... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE Fuck that story. People still play source? Wait, it doesn't pay well? If it weren't so close to the game's release you could very likely get someone to do this trade. But, man, I've played at least 10 hours of it already and barely have 12% completion. The game is absolutely *massive* The Italian covers just make me go wtf? oh jeebus you're right! I did not realize how much penis and speedos were in that video. Wow. I've figured out that they are inside of a piano. But that just leads to more questions Redditor for 12 days Nah definitely not Robert Half, and even so, is there something wrong with them that people should know about? Wasn't he also vac banned? sweet merciful jebus Did anyone else read the part where they state that McDonald’s soft serve vanilla ice cream contains Castoreum? "Castoreum is nothing more than the anal secretions of a beaver mixed with beaver urine." ...because that was the high point of Chinese history; torture and murder of millions at the hands of Japanese imperialism. Right. Yeah..I uh, I had to google it too because...you know, its not like I play that game online or anything... Sorry but I cannot tell the difference between the real ones and the fake ones I got to "It is a waste of pasta" and my eyes went My wife is that guy Singing with Sisko = How could you possibly think that was cool? I wanna know too!! SO CUTE. SO FIERCE. SO PROPER. YET SO CUDDLY should I not be taking 2 advils? Cause I do that a lot But I can't even light this by myself man... At first I was like Yeah, why even bother working with a church organization if you're atheist? Tristan? Shit, has it really been that long? file not found Brown goes with almost any outfit Thank you, I'll take those into account and use them to my advantage! You fight Sef? The guy... who has the fortress? I'm not sure if you're half joking or not... but it is very likely to be true. She sat through listening to a guy ramble about video games, actually paid attention, and then went home to draw pictures about what he said to then show off to him the next day? DID SOMEONE SLIP ME CRACK???? Is there another /b/ other than on 4chan?? Who said barnes would miss a forward pass? This would be an awful condition on a guy though If someone has this condition as a guy their only hope is to dry out during the day wtf why does that all fit together so perfectly? That's some weird stuff right there Topless pictures of Geri Halliwell when Spice Girls was the hit thing in the world. 11 year-old me had a thing for the spicy one WW2 That's a very well done drawing. At first i read testicles holy fuck, I live like an hour from Montreal... why is this the first time I hear abt this My name IS Adam, but the girl that..would post has no idea what reddit or /r/gw is about, right? holy shit tasteless is allergic to cinnamon She looks like she's been sucking off an elephant all night. Is it supposed to look "sexy"? I don't usually post comments to YouTube videos but when I do it's because OMFFFG If you don't want it critiqued you shouldn't open it up to criticism You want to see the man's oh face? i wouldnt want to get caught with tthat thing under water I honestly don't know 1Mbit? Oh my god. They did build a black *Executor* Well I am located in Florida... 101 x 3 = 330? Its an illusion. The book is holding the table up. What if, you have to destroy a good colossus, to produce 2 weaker ones Where is the other boob? My brother eats like this. One time I offered to pick up some food for him from McDonald's and he asked for 3 mcdoubles and 3 mcchickens. I was like, "I didn't know you had friends over." His response? "I don't." Are you for real?! ^_^ ....o_o.... It was kind of fucked up how well that matched up Oh, now that's just creepy. Creepy in a good way somehow though... I feel like elementary school would have left me with PTSD flashbacks if we played like that. Holy shit. This is huge. Now I understand why SaSe is still in Quantic Gaming. Err, no. Damn Reddit you scary.. I feel like we've just been hit by an atom bomb. I backstabbed that bastard at a very low level and did almost no damage to him. When he got back up...... he was mad you are really good at spy 40 million? WTF?! Have they forgotten the FFP totally? Kinda looks like FuSoYa from Final Fantasy 4 NOW I see the light! So simple and right before mine eyes! I as well received exactly 5 of the same email You were one million dollars in debt? You had ~$ million in debt! You can get drafted for a conflict? That's surprising, I need to look into this. It's not that I don't respect your opinion and honestly I might give it myself of I was in the other side. We've known each other since I was about 6 in 1981 Starting them off young on the road to being a furry Super Bowl?...but...sports and sports-watching date back to ancient times Oh,is the Time Square now on Paris? Kinda actually. They also don't cost that much - lane him up with Soraka and you can harass like hell Humble Bundle... 8 games... 5$... Including Frozen Synapse. Is there something I don't get here ? Or are you trying to sell a game that could be bought a week ago extra cheap for several keys ? I remember getting to the level where you steal blood from the girl in the bath and being like His middle name is Mojo? ha. its a very loving name for sure As soon as I got to "ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!" I heard KMFDM's Looking For Strange play in my head. you're face is pretty hot! *scrolls down* HOLY SHIT ..hm I never thought of that holy cock and balls, how big is it?! TIL r/wtfart Actually, I looked down and saw that Opera had an update available. I installed it and now it works. Did they just add support for <audio> recently or what? Wow this is crazy news... next thing we're going to see is something or something along the lines of: TSL-dignitas or Prime-fnatic... lol far from Christian. I consider myself someone who doesn't believe any religious word from anyone, yet I still think there's a God. Just not the kind of God most people have in mind. Rather a complex existence that includes everything and every lifeform in it. Does that make sense? But yeah I wasn't aware amazon/gamersgate was through Origin. But whaddya know. The moar u know. :) Eitherway BF3 is going to rape my Team fortress 2 game time. … That looks like my host on my server it made perfect sense. maybe you should think about it more Theres 2 MMAs? Sarcasm? Wait... So he didn't photoshop the eye from the original? You better be shipping to Australia thank you for answering my questions! bear hugs all around! ‎(""\_( They gonna fire yo ass for taking pics on the job and posting on the internets Or see the government as infallible and think that they are fighting for freedom instead of corporations. is your armor pink? Naw, I think decoy grenades are the new shields... and tazers are the new night vision Why does it have a star on? I'm gettin' some sorcerous vibes Nease '08 here too No-no is the go-to slang for genitals in my household. IDK how I feel about the term no-no juice. That's weird, because I *do* always see atheists posts on the front page But... but... r/aww? I NEED those pics, man. They're my cute-crack! If no one is being nice posting them then they're just mocking my cuddle-high. No. What? This is a North American thing? My house in Edmonton doesn't have one, and my condo (finished in 2008) in Mississauga didn't have one either yes! his eyes! Why is your desk around the wrong way? Non-linear storytelling works pretty well in rage comic form. holy nerd ocean batman! maybe 10k people So you did. I'm lookin in your windows if she is 15 right now.... how the hell did she get a operation in 1993? she didnt even exist It looks like his lower half a completely separate chair... so awkward looking Invalid Canaries are serious business! Yes.. Turpster is one of the podcasters from The Instance you dont like this tasteless montage? That new imgur video advertisement for skyrim scared the shit out of me Some interesting hip folds... What the hell are Khoisan doing in Namibia? What the hell are Khoisan doing in Namibia? He knows my name I just watched all of his videos I hope that's corrected before she gives birth... I'm 34 and never fucked properly... Those close up in the girl are so damn realistic Why are all the boxes a different size? I'll also open my eyes. protein shakes and steroids are to blame for obese patients? What the...? And this was the small room. They didnt show the other room. 12,000 seats packed wtf a cookie dough cupcake? Siege tanks and bunkers? Wait what? Is the paint tinge or white? Almost all Batman villains are *likable*? Strg+Mousewheel up, Scroll down = ...I'd freak the hell out, then laugh, then get scared again.. Question: Why do you miss Steve Jobs? ... why do I care about steve jobs again? I once got a Reddit Gold after posting a picture of my cat on my previous account. I realized that after a week or two Good god. "Special features" include scene selection and subtitles.... Is that an egg that was cooked in a waffle iron? No fucking way. something like that. holy crap... Holy shit that's AMAZING A Zelda fan who doesn't know Navi's name? It looks so real! How did i not see her boob??? That also confuses me. Interesting problem here... I changed mine to a Necro icon before you fixed the name problem. I can change to any other class and have my name displayed, but if I try switching back to Necro, it doesn't let me type anything in. scary What is seen cannot be unseen. ( ... Tech slide? WTF is that on your leg? Yeah, I haven't even heard of that. Wal-mart previously offered health insurance to part-timers working <24/hrs a week? do scottish people eat a lot of greasy food? Not "belief" but "reasonable trust." It looks exactly like a loki to me. When that happened in the trailer I got a rush. > I was shaggy last year. thanks though. it's going to be cold this year... Ya, go figure. Damn! Nice detective work What's wrong with that? D3 is not designed to be PvP game Dahvie A girl in my apartment building went to take out the trash one evening and got locked out by her dog. She was going from door to door looking for someone to help her contact the apartment manager, but none of the phone numbers any of us had would get through. Last I heard, someone was trying to open the door with a coathanger, but it didn't work. No idea what happened after that. So... he's bullying you because you're... skinny? Is it opposite-day or something? I'd have thought PCP after the blows to the head Is that you, InControl? Looks like a young David Tenant God damn, the bots jumped all over this submission. it... it looks awesome Are you saying "limited" government is more important than "smart" government? Well, when they were campaigning on the street some old women actually said she liked they politics, but didn't agree with their actions in Somalia 5000 bricks in one day And the giant doughy-white woman...oh God..... why? Holy shit, you mean you haven't seen it before hahahahaha....lol this makes me hungry for some weird reason Haha! That's funny! (hey) are you.... a female? My best guess was Arshavin I just can't stop staring... It looks so real What do you mean with: "since you were being difficult" Yep. He could have made 600 zerglings or 300 banelings I just met a girl online, not in person yet. Ten minutes into the conversation she tells me about an abortion she had years ago. Could it be!? What is this I don't even?? They clog the bathtub with their hair, they have to wipe their colons clean whenever the use the bathroom, they spend a minimum of an hour in the bathroom when they shower, and they use all your god damn olive oil. Living with women is an outrage! The worst part is they get upset when you mock them for using enough toilet paper to soak up the Exon Valdez. Then have the scruples to tell you to buy more tp all dat coal! "All the encounters are the same"?? Yeah unlike modern day shooters where it's TOTALLY different and varied every time you shoot someone. MVP? Why have MVPs in this league? I read this book in elementary school. I totally forgot I see your So noone at the blizz dev team noticed this? Wow i have high hopes for this being balanced This took on an entirely different meaning having just come from r/BDSMcommunity so real that the kid is horrifying!! You cartoons could respond to your voice... their creator Wow, the resemblance is so close. I once had a horribly high fever, got into bed with my mom and said, "I'm in a hamburger bun." I think I was like, 17... Ahhhoooooooooooogaaahhhh Alexander Hamilton shouldn't look this hot Holy mother of god Why do you even need drivers for your monitor? Ya, that really seems like the kind of thing that should be processed on-site. Ship it in sheets instead of molten iron... Oh poopermuffins, didn't know that D: thanks yeah, so true depends on said ice cream... Me too. Was everything SOLD OUT?! You're not saying you're him right? I think I was freaked out more by Peter on the spit than anything How the hell did that guy not wake up, and freak the fuck out after his dick got lopped off. Is this supposed to be a dead guy with a boner? i read your username, and then continued to study and then i was like... WHHUU What is that huge red stain in the road? I know you too You are kidding/trolling, right? holy crap I've been playing this game the wrong way all this time Willikers........ Man my bike weighs that much and is 125cc... Makes perfect sense... What else would they be made of? that isn't milkis? I'd have to give my baby away if she did that. Woohoo! Just wrote myself a new Facebook post! no problem, It is the easiest way to keep myself safe honestly. I see people getting pissed because truck drivers won't merge, I just sit there and say "they...can't...see...you" Halloween is not about being sexy ... Seriously? You think that's a bigger game then 'Bama vs. LSU? Some people actually take enjoyment from watching trailers and hearing about new changes, additions and goodies to Blizzard games... If you think explaining what just transpired moments ago and then dying alone if funny, then yes you can get a pretty good chuckle out of him. Wait, who are you? Incredible round today, winning with a 11 stroke lead That seems like a terrible death Have you never seen a rainbow in real life? So I'll get to have the sexy times if I work at McDonalds? You didn't tell the landlord? Oh my fucking god. Where is the suffleboard at brutopia! Is that a giant bottle of Coke?! hmm i wonder how much garba-- BIG TITS I feel so close to you right now... I thought it was 6.X gigs? Oh I wasn't fully paying attention when that happened. I heard it and went I did that just this morning! It blew my mind...and made me wonder why my PC knew about Jon in advance. Jurassic Park: Minecraft edition? and his base was like within 50 blocks of mine exacly...mac/starbucks/star wars... whats going on there!?!? The resemblance is uncanny. Hoooly crap, Ars-Art plays the manliest Crystal Maiden I've ever seen. That isn't what they did at all Yes it is confusing me to an extreme.. also that one with Leonard Nimoy.. says Peter Griffon and Commander Data are in it as well. It looks like a very tiny penis Matt Schaub career long... holy shit thanks for the comments.. but 3 days before a game i think is ok for a bit of match banter... surely.. most sites including LFCs main site normally start as soon as the last match has finished.. Reminds me of Katarina Whoa... he is floating Why would anyone own that statue? Hmmm, interesting, source? Why did my post get downvoted obviously they're dangerous anarchist thugs! Arrest them all! It isn't? HOW THE FUCK DID HE KEEP PLAYING?! Looks like they went to Colorado wow! are you a vegetarian, or was it just to save money/the environment? i'm jealous of your mini fridge I thought wheel bolts were all the same size? What was stolen? heh, I love that super-intense look they get when they spot a moving cricket. They're the embodiment of the For some reason, i thought you were the present at first. Unfortunately not the case (because if it was i would take two) On the other hand that is one AMAZING tattoo. How does it glow Damn, that's really amazing. Good job! And don't you give up now! :P Haha. That Staci girl is awesome, damn I hope one day I'll be where she's at. It's true that you need to educate yourself, and you want to be fit and a bit muscular rather than tiny skinny. I really need to add exercise to my plan. Checking in sounds great to me, aswell as it sounds really motivating! We're not doing the same thing, you're doing paleo and I'm not, I'm a noob at these things, didn't even know carbs were bad until recently What is it? I hope you find the time to watch it soon! Word is they're going to come back on the air with a season that updates us on what they've been doing since the show got cancelled... and THEN there's that movie they've been talking about for ages. I hear it's finally happening... for real reals. You sir have expanded my horizons as to the meaning of the word "cafeteria" i'm sure i could try to help you find out if i knew what the fuck that was Wait. But then your knees are on the ground which in some places are way dirtier than the toilet seat. I just had to do this recently, however I know that if you call to cancel they will first put you on hold for at least 60 seconds to "look at your account" and then they will offer you 12 months for 39.99, I didn't want to buy a card for 60.00 so I waited for this and then got it for 40. Am I you? I had something similar happen on mine. I got hacked before I got an authenticator and the hacker must have been in the process of selling stuff he'd taken from mine and other people's accounts. 2 of my toons were deleted and one was transferred to another realm. The GM restored the two deleted toons. The one that was transferred was brought back to the correct realm and had bags full of stuff from other hacked accounts and about 20k gold. I ended up replacing the stuff taken out of the vault and also advised Blizzard about the extra stuff who told me to keep it! OOC: Pay attention to the new posting style, plz, thank you. It's not that big a deal, it just keeps everything organized. Also, please don't kill me! I got a ton of those in my drawer, there's no way I would eat them before finishing my paper though This is totally an awesome thing. Whoa. Thank you for posting it. At first I was all you're out of breath and sweaty? what were you doing? oh shit "It's like, some type of hot tub time machine." r/nofap is right Oh snap, this must make Singed OP, you can /dance while stunned If she refused, why is he suing you? Is he suing you because you're an atheist? Here, those are called dwarf fires. they spoiled a Rock return I've never seen or heard of this creature before in my life so I just had to look it up. "Vinegarroons have no venom glands, but they have glands near the rear of their abdomen that can spray a combination of acetic acid and octanoic acid when they are bothered.[2] The acetic acid gives this spray a vinegar-like smell, giving rise to the common name vinegarroon." Damn, I didn't even think of that. For a second I thought the before pic said 6'4" and the after was 6'2". I was wondering how the hell you lost 2" along with 50 pounds. King references Lesnar/Show Oh ok that makes sense. I thought it was for human use... is that gaddafi? He's not squatting. The heck's a Bobo bug? Haha, the ..neither Oh no! Rory's all melted WOW still watching the episode, I was like WHOA. I ate at five point this morning Idk if im mistaken but isn't there a way she can pregnant like that? at least its not a box in that region I'll tell you what though, do you have any rubber WALRUS protectors? You downvote people IRL? How does that work? Right after you explain how a state college is "big government" Anyone who disagrees with you is a witch. you know what to do Holy mother of gawd that waist to hip ratio is off the charts! Every fucking time It's like a platypus with a moray's head i lick the toilet paper afterwards.. Wait...what does increased volcanic activity have anything to do with scientific research? Why not? It mildly annoys me that the Coast Guard isn't listed as a military branch. Are we just 'dept of homeland security' Hey, those controllers are for a Super Famicom. I'm now suddenly imagining a Madden game developed by a Japanese studio. Rampage is a boxer now. I hated this effect in Mass Effect 2. They went way overboard with it. The worst part? The eyes were behind Shepard You're a female now? Dont understand how ram works Would love to see more I SEE IT This guy is this guy. So what happened to the predictions from last week with Pantheon and LB/Trundle coming up soon She passed out and you kept going?! Oops, yeah kind of important details...cheers Why'd you start Seabass? Angels on Bare skin is an amazing face cleanser for people with sensitive combination skin. I have large pores and so most exfoliating washes end up clogging my pores and giving me zits. holy hell. I got mine at walmart for 300 in july 2010 i think Jesus christ those EYES His expression is exactly the same in every pic They...they put two Voodoo 2 cards in SLI mode. I looked at that like 5 times What was the look on their face when they saw you? I imagine it's a mix between I didn't even know there was one Wat Lady Gaga No video, just horrific images of a 12 year old boy sawed in half. Wait, is that 50lbs, plus the 45lb bar, or 50lbs *total*? Wow, I'm going to get some and try all these suggestions. They sound freakin' amazing. Road Construction Simulator... now I know what to do during the long Canadian winters: Relive the best parts of summer! Wow, Paleo sounds awesome *researches easily applicable fetishes involving cereal, and is directed to Japanese porn* Wait. There are people who are actually upset that the game has "only" been getting scores in the 9-9.5 range? Like, really? I DID speak for myself. And you would rather have a Skyrim shirt than the game itself? To each their own, I suppose. 'gay christians' ??? Did the same monty python joke appear twice, independently in this post? Redhead are gods punch-lines on earth. What? Who are you talking to? read up bro, like 5 people got trolled. I'm sitting here like AWESOME Well... this is certainly... original Damavand Peak as well. I dreamt about it last night Next to Mount&Blade, Dark Messiah has one of the best melee combat systems I have ever seen. It is sooo satiisfying to play and despite being average for the most part, I've played it through three times Yes I'm aware of it. I didn't realize that there was a debate over it though HUGE! thats wat happened but i typed it. shyt just got real Hopefully on a 1d x Holy shit this looks awesome. How much is this game now? That's actually a bookmark and the song is apparently Vanilla Ice Cream. I bookmark things people send me to look at them later when I have time. I don't remember who sent me this. What am I listening to right now? Eh, I know some that are hardcore Android fanboys and explicitly so at the difference of Android and Google (and one of them is still a Yahoo Mail fanboy! corrupter... designed to counter medium and heavy air units, loses to all medium and heavy air units in equal numbers Where do you live? Oh god, my entire forearm must have been cut off I don't think I could deal with mouse acceleration. Not something I understand, it seems useless... Although, I suppose you could get use to it. I've seen people game seriously with a trackball You have *ten friends*?! Seconded. Or thirded. Lol the one on the far right is like He even got Pandaman It's so odd, not being a programmer your think "why in the hell is it so hard to add in LAN?" Then he says for the programmers it would be like rebuilding the game. it moves I SAW IT TOO Ray Rice Sob Story Nutella is inside Video not available in Canada? wtf 49ers have been really impressive against some good teams.. Ravens have 0 right now against the Jaguars.... Moss bosses don't even give humanity when you beat them i almost downvoted you Holy fsck! I have this same issue when biking. I usually end up biking harder (thus tiring myself out) to get ahead and then fear of them riding my ass and being too slow... Theres still quite a few issues with the game...biggest one is the input delay when you are playing, it feels like forever between clicking to do something and your hero responding in turn. Theres been some graphical bugs with item icons, theres been some ingame bugs (had Radiance on Weaver, when I died enemy creeps going over my dead body still took damage You played ME2 without beating ME1? O boy. I got invaded 5-6 times in a row, sometimes by 2 people simultaneously in the darkroot trying to farm souls on the cliff and I couldn't figure out why. I just realized maybe breaking 3 covenants including the forest guardians AGAIN was probably the reason. Oh my god that panda riding looked terrible Just in case you're wondering, at the very least I am still waiting for this. wait so this is $60? and not an expansion price So Peter and William Bell are both in-character on Spongebob? Wow I actually don't know if i've ever seen these... what a shame.. is that really his dog? Me too. And I'm a girl Your friend has an amazing camera. Sweet jesus, $370 Nick at Nite? Seriously? The last time I remember watching Nick at Nite it was reruns of Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie. Oh my god, it's the human version of squidward. Wtf does his skull look like?? What are we looking at here? Can someone enlighten me? The posterchild were fucking raptors But it doesn't even make sense? And is non-english Also just noticed the You don't know how much these words mean to me. Thank you. I have been in a creative depression for five years cos I got so pissed off with the whole business. This subreddit and setting up the soundcloud is really the first tentative steps back into promoting the music again. I put all of my heart and soul into the Actuality album and was told by several record companies that I had made something really classic. I remember stuff like Air's "Moon Safari" coming out a few months later and thinking "you bastards have stolen my career" lol. Ah, the bitterness of the failed pop star. there's nothing like it! maybe he was arrested for beating up his parents Yeh, feels like the virtual buttons will be hidden, but then how does the functionality of the 'recently used apps' / multitasking button in ICS come through? That's not replacing the Menu button, is it? Whoa which cartoon was that which used an image of a brain being torn in 2 Auf deutsch geht der Satz garnicht Und weisse Schrift auf weiss geht auch garnicht What?! Good for you - what do you want, a biscuit? I actually liked this film HAHAHAHAHAHAH oh man this makes me miss weed, i love being high then going shopping in the city, being all derpy when the shop people try and talk to me, then coming home, sobering up and being like WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST BUY duuuuuuuuuuuuude ...... That person is a first class whackjob Must be cold you just can't see anything behind him It very strange birds, you know... More looks like som alien thing. And like there was no billboard, but sign "AREA INFESTED", but *they* eat it. I will have to look up some quotes now, can't believe I forgot all about that jewel Is this for real? You have to pay for every SMS you RECEIVE?! Holy shit Holy dicks. Good thing nobody was in there. Inverted flight controls seem to be buggy. When I first launched the game, I made sure to set both of my controls to inverted. Running around on foot works just fine (minus the mouse acceleration issue). However, as soon as I hopped into a helicopter, I couldn't fly for crap as my controls were not inverted. After getting shot down (rather quickly, mind you) I went into the controls menu to double-check my settings. Sure enough, inverted flight controls were selected. On a whim, I turned them off. Wouldn't you know it...my flight controls were then inverted! Yah with 180 games played you shouldn't have close to them all bought I pulled out a full spaghetti noodle at lunch once. She looks so young to have 4 kids... use...ful? O_O omg I am so sorry So. My boyfriend (gay) got on here yesterday. Saw this picture, and asked why my dick was online. And his hair still looks better than mine I'm Asian and from WV. What say you? When I was 16 I removed a rabbit dropping sized mole from my lower ab/upper pubic area by wrapping floss around it and cutting off circulation. Each day it got slightly bigger, then on the 4th day it came off. There was a white root connected to it as I pulled it off. I'm having the wierdest time fapping to this thread For how long I went with the owl from Ocarina of Time, guessed it right Really? String of pearls? Please elaborate... He looks like Good Guy Greg Is this a metal gear solid reference? Yeah, it's akin to the whole 'putting a playground next to a sewage area.' What you mentioned holds more ground, though, since that 'sewage area' is also a playground to some Holy crap! adding that to the list of things i can't unsee. Why does it have a College Humor logo? Wtf is wrong with background mountains My reaction -> I'm gonna toss my wild shot in the dark for shits and giggles V is for Vancouver. O_O_O_ nah mang, terminating EA application wont ruin your pc.. Well it seems I've stumbled upon Miles' reddit account He seriously has a picture of Jesus as his profile picture I think the snake has a badass frog costume Well it seems I've stumbled upon Newbs' reddit account Ostojiy and DDE need some love too. What about SixShadow? I cannot even find him on TLPD. I once worked with a woman who got kicked in the cooch very hard when she was a kid. She attributes it to the decreased sensitivity that she has. Crazy stuff Her old man husband is Percy from The Green Mile. Surgical Pathologist and you have time for Reddit? That's how I always do it... 26 discs?? From all the. . .happy sex he's having? looks like a sority pledge thing where she went to a guy sority to get some sigs, maybe fully nude Oh. Oh, my. Wow. So that bar's price is technically speaking a bargain Didn't realize karma could go negative That's my costume too wtf is a QQ? I'd say dispersed is a much better word. Destroyed implies people have been maimed and killed. What is this ...Where are you seeing racism? wow, I don't know... The colors! I thought my reply was pretty good. Then I saw this. **FALSE AND THEN YOU EXPLODE** Just a little fed... Just as long as the kid who's lost them from his set doesn't come looking for them... He has a really nice facial structure. Sooo true. Zaboomafoo makes so much sense right now. Is he filming his TV with a fucking camcorder? (>-_(> Playing gtx 460 cyclone with high Hell, I got confused just reading that. forreal tho, i would pay 59.99 to support their work Have you ever invested in a Hazmat suit? i would go all out if i had to step foot in a place like that. Thank you!!! I've tried that...but somehow one of their butts ends up in my face. All these years I thought the beelike monsters in JRPGs were fictional. Oh no, i meant 'Them' referring to the hazmat suites....i know what craigslist is. ...there's a last page? Well, at least we know how much garbage two people accumulate in 6 months. WTF did I just watch? Is that a dead black cat in one of those pictures LOTR? She's a girl, they know everything Wow... that's sup=per effectively brutal Minor? A lie about Standard and Poor's rating is less important than buying porn? Now that you mention it, you're right, it is faster than steam. Who took the picture? Are you saying Firefly is lesser than the two? Or more? What's the second one from? We are?!? He's caught on What is that bruise on your index finger? OHMYGOD. Are all those players ACTUALLY gonna be in the Philippines, or is this online? I live 30 minutes away from Glorietta and I go there every week. I never thought in a million years we'd actually get a huge tourney here. is it weird that i kind of wanna bite it? since when? And that dried stuff is most likely cum. Why the hell are people downvoting this Måske lidt urelateret, men hvem bryder egentlig ind og flytter den unge fyr ud af toget hvis han ikke har købt billet og nægter at flytte sig? Ringer man til politiet og standser toget? That sounds... magical Who needs that many toolbars? My whole hometown is smaller than that model! Why do you want to know? What is that last word? This was posted in r/electronicmusic a little while ago with the exact same title Yep. I have like, dozens of sub-reddits to thank, and the Department of Labor. Did you not read my one sentence comment? It contains what I don't understand. I don't think I know any programmers who don't hate at least one language Oh..actually it is 9 years so far Now imagine if that was actually on lan... I'd... still hit it? I stole it from a chick on facebook Holy f*ck he was my math teacher Yes, because we all like watching reposts a week later... on tv. Because in each of those dolls he's put a real human heart. Just freaked out after putting together the first letter of the three phrases You named your pokemon pidgeon? I hope they do a Fallout NV GOTY edition soon (with all the DLC included.) I might even scoop that up WITHOUT a Steam sale So wait, does the Series 30 create *really* go for 9 ref? Nope, USA- Alaska. I hope we don't repeat our results the past couple years there What, I don't even... Hmmm I'm not sure honestly, would it be base percentage or required ammount? Does it differ between states? I don't even know what his voice is supposed to sound like but I'm reading it in his voice ... No. I had a family member move there after marriage. No language test or anything A hamster wheel? ...government agencies wear black ties, though, don't they? I feel so sorry for you. I've heard that you don't really want purple coloring. Not to be a melvin or spoil the fun... I've known dealers that love to sell it bc ppl see it and go Last year right after the Patriots game, my friends and I had a white elephant gift exchange. I received a cheesehead with deer antlers hot glued on to the top, draped with green and gold beads, and with two gold pom poms taped to the back with a Super Bowl XXXI sticker. The next week, we crushed the Giants and haven't lost a game since. I am neither superstitious, nor do I believe that we will never lose another game so long as I have it... but I mean... it's working so far Had this too. TIL FaceBook photos are downloadable. Tell me more That shows shaco as a bruiser... No...I just spewed it out of my mouth Also, TIL that gummy worms have smiley faces on the inside The same things happens to me every time I scroll up! What's going on WOW! Your girlfriend is a **ninja**??! He said he searched it. I don't think he knew there was a subreddit for it. From what he told me it was a naked guy lying in a seductive pose across the screen with a space background. I'm still most scared by 'toss getting access to repair. or down HMMMMM. Tempting! Also, TIL there's an Applebees in Derby Oh god....I'm sorry....when I was commenting I must have clicked on the wrong thing. $$ + 'k' + you think... overly optimistically You are both so pretty it hurts. This is my, "i dont care if i am offensive" face I can use the app on my Optimus V And the dimensions of the photo are reminiscent of a cassette tape So pretty. I still have trouble comprehending that other guys masturbate to Facebook photos... haha, ignore me. I managed to scroll my way down the order page. There is a separate dispatch listing for the 26th ...and yet cercei/jaime, craster/gilly, all of the targaryens don't disturb you WHY IS THERE A TABLE IN HIS BATHROOM I can't stop looking... ...isn't that the code to unlock Bill Clinton in NBA Jam or something? Or is it unlimited turbo? Why do you assume they're miserable? Holy crap wins You *just* learned that? What kind of fucking coverage of the Inter and AC Milan matches was that Fox?! Four year old and not even May. sounds like she is crying M can stand for '*mature*' can't it? Since fucking when? Where in VA? Also, kudos on getting the screenname that everyone says is their screen name when asked (at least in my social circles...do I know you? Genius Haha, oh my, that's weird. Talking about me how? I felt like I was watching this for an eternity before I got it obviously you've never been to a football (soccer) match in south america... Wait...what? like 'gif't, I didn't even know some people said it like jiff? What if your top 60 is ALL kpop? You are correct--it's a SuperAmerica. I hope it's not the one I used to work at before I transferred. It does look familiar.... How the heck can you tell it's the same little guy? So mesmerizing I agree w the point your point, its actually been bugging me. But if I voiced it I would be the bitchy bitter bc somhow it would translate into me being jealous. Which yes, some of the girls on here have got stuff to be jealous of. But some of the ones that get upvoted like crazy seem subpar. I just think its ridiculous for obviously gorgeous or particularly blesse(in some areas) girls to post something they are obviously proud of in that shot to play insecure or shy. Or the posts claiming to be proud loving bfs(kudos to the real ones) yet have feminine(sp?) User names. Devils advocate to my own rant though,gotta give those girls some kind of cheap credit bc at the end of the day, it works on some level. It wont change as annoying as it is. So I'm just going to keep posting when the mood hits = p if I'm insecure or shy you wont ever know Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami. It was for a college class, but oh MAN I love Murakami now No. No relation at all. we have to go deeper you duct taped it TO yourself? Wait, you mean that raptor wasn't killing him offscreen but... I skimmed the comment you commented on and I thought you were saying that Tolkein was a woman. Lol, I'm Indian and Mexican and Swedish 2 minutes after posting it there's already a downvote I don't even know if I want to thumb up or thumb down the fact that someone brought this meme into 2011. Even the spinoff is old. I don't remember much, if any, sarcasm! They managed to outdo FitnessFirst and by a long shot. I'm amazed lol what are you talking about I know your opinion....Taylor!!! Oh, oops! I honestly don't even know who that is... welp! the black smoke from "Lost" is back You should tell him to stop... Do you really think so? It's beautiful! ( Yeah, I guess there are a few teams and players that are pretty decent but I'm not really sure how well they measure up internationally! I see more NSFW than Trees, Reddit must be a porn site. Ok, I'm pretty sure that the men's shawls on the Spirithoods' website was still in stock before I posted. Did some of you guys make a purchase? I was skeptical, but wow. Janessa Brazil... wow...that took me a minute... Are you a guy or girl? I was at a karaoke bar in Niagara Falls Canada last summer... Lol! Definitely not an insult, it's just that this kind of stuff approaches *doublethink* and, even when properly explained, will still leave most people going "But... huh? Woah woah woah, you let your Tripp pants get all fucked up? Husky easter egg at 2:46 Yeah, and guess who has the slim? ( Ugh. This one is actually pretty tough and I don't have anything witty to say... so... um... go grab Todd Heap from waivers I've always been more curious about how the blood expansion works. I'm actually more microscopic when flaccid and larger than average when erect... That's just dark. Is it just me or is there some sort of random lag that kicks in? I've got the rhythm, but there's some weird sort of lag that suddenly acts up once in a while This goes without saying. wait, have i just not been paying attention for a long time, or is ishida's bow different It's crazy to think that Belichick is almost twice as good as then next best coach...but not that crazy at all. In response to 1: You were baffled they were mature enough to not make a big deal out of it? Holy mother of fuck! The dude giving the horns looks exactly like me. SNAP! Thought for sure they would cut to another scene before the execution but no! omgwtfbbq people lie WHY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG (/ You...sliced off your eyelids?? And I thought my accidents were freaky I'm sorry, WHAT?! "Interesting looking"? looks so amazing Man...maybe they just dont want me loving their god WTF there is a medical condition for that? My left foot has a long 2nd toe, but my right doesn't. Did he say Android 1.6 with 64mb of RAM? I'm also confused by this. is that a man with a trollface mask, a red hoodie and a burning computer? it looks so awesome yet troll-like at the same time... I can do 220hz, but it sounds so... Girly-girl. Maybe it used to be close to average, but it sounds practically prepubescent to me. Normal voice pitches change from culture to culture; see for example hispanic women, who tend to use a higher pitch, vs women from some african cultures that tend to use a much lower pitch. Basically, 220hz isn't a global rule, and I think if I aimed for that I would end up the highest-pitch woman I know. LMAO at the almost 30 seconds of awkward silence from 1:50 on. Cop was like ( You liked 80s ponies when you were a kid? Great job! However, I can't stop looking at old your giant bulge. because you actually have something worth being afraid of in a BSL2? Why would I be miserable? I love working in the Gaming Industry. There was a problem loading this video and I thought it was because the ground was lava... You've never used Amazon...? It struck me as a particularly sappy and lame story, but I guess I'm alone on that one Wait, wouldn't he be the shallow one for calling a size 4 woman fat? How thin does this guy like his women? iccupdiamond is a fellow brotoss? Wow that is certainly some image you have found there. OP: Is that Lenoir Hall? Cake is tripping balls in that picture can't you just stick your hand in ice water for the same cooling effect? And for some weird reason, words like "tempura" have kanji. You are not a Woman yet? ( can't you just read the other posts before posting? maybe it means something. like when ash saw ho-oh right after he got pikachu. maybe your sister is the chosen one WTF?! Holy Fuck... i said carrot at a [7] Whoa, where did that screenshot come from? Are there any more? I wasn't aware they released more screenshots. Subreddits galore! I must try this What size are you? Why does your university block parts of the internet? Actually.. This is a good idea. He sees me you... you... you're kidding... right? hell ya this is amazing! Why would someone downvote this How old are you? I don't really want an answer, but you definitely do not look like you're a groundable age well fuck Thomas Twomey I too would break up with someone who tried to strangle me These......... I shall only ever want to use your drawn ragefaces that would be one rancid dump Lonepine, you always have these great little comments, so I went and looked at your comment karma, oh my god I feel like if the pace of these things were dialed up by like 100%, it would make me giggle. As it is, just find it painful Well. That's still crap. And if people knew what was going over the wires, that would be like 5.56 is technically a .224 so if you put 5.56 ammo in a rifle chambered for .223 the bullet would stick in the barrel after being fired I recall reading about one lighthouse keeper's cat that destroyed the entire bird population of one island all by himself. Women are allowed to drive in the UAE and they drive all the time, but I agree with the sketchiness of getting into a car with a local woman driving. There was a thing on the radio the other day about a driving safety presentation at one of the schools/colleges (can't remember which), and they were interviewing girls afterwards. They basically said that it was nice that they told them about things like seatbelts and that... "I don't wear the seatbelt, but now, maybe I will think about it." He's probably full of it, but there's an old joke that most atheists became atheist by reading the Bible. :| \( This is your corgi super confused That is a LOT of garbage beer there... This is old news buddy... Watched the sub a few months ago... Just moved outta Chicago...wish I could find something like this in California! Go Hawks. Miss those Ice Girls True, but all misspellings bother me (I almost spelled "misspellings" wrong Woah, one of them looks exactly like my ex girlfriend. SO HOT. How do you sleep with blankets that thin Uh... nice, but when is this ever useful? You'd have to have a ton of scvs hanging around under an air unit. 20 SCVs could probably repair a battlecruiser without clumping, so we're talking like 50+ scvs just hanging around doing nothing Oh my.. I don't even want to imagine it First I cried and then I was angry but it is all in the past tense?! Wait, you can leave five year olds home alone? that was some intense tapdancing Beer is so lucky Well, my days of taking this subreddit seriously are certainly comming to a middle indeed Maybe he just like to see things burn. Did Vale really go to a funeral in jeans and a hoody? Terrell Owens put the team on his back? Why do you care what people masturbate over? nnnn....no, he's not. Woah the next link on my frontpage is that comic I've had "Flippin' your fins you won't get too far..." in my head for 2 months now. It's insanity. I still do this now (I'm 17). I have to have it covering my neck, back and legs. Living in Australia, this makes summer nights dreadful. There is an AH in Shatt? I must have... This is the hottest thread ever. Oh god, worst. Also, for some reason when I yell "on the left" when approaching, everyone takes a horrified leap... to the left. I knew he was half Indian but didn't know his dad was from Punjab Vanek and Pommers have awoken some kind of chemistry that hasn't been seen here for 5 years. I'm surprised no one has said SR-71 Blackbird yet. I feel your pain. I play heals, so all the dps in my group grabbed their shot at the staff first. However, Rag dropped my 24th ember this week. Looks more like a box spring to me... I can hardly ever find what I'm looking for with the search bar yet somehow folks can find every repost ever We can't stop here. This is AskReddit country. uma thurman as poison ivy in batman was my first crush as a little kid! except i was so little i couldnt pronounce her name right so i called her anal firmin I'm impressed. I would give ANYTHING to have a match like this. I sit around the 13/13 mark in K/D. If I reach the 20's in kills then I most likely reach the 30's in deaths TIL that in the Czech Republic they test crash barriers by aiming driverless buses at them, while standing behind the barrier, on what appears to be a public road. I'm not sure why Yorichi has fangs or Grimmjow looks like a furry, but my favorite espada, Ulqiorra looks ADORABLE!! ok you can definitely feel it a lot easier thru bball shorts compared with any other type of pants ** The Secret of NIMH. That feckin' owl, man. What was it? Luckily it's deleted now, but still.. those eyes Other way around? Ow.... Oh god, I read "Organismal" as "Orgasmal" first. Spider... so cute... I can fly this good, I thought most people could. Plus that would be an ungodly sized tree otherwise Not my local, but I often pop in there when cycling the canal on my way home from work Was that lightning at 0:30? Cause there were hardly any clouds over that area.. I never stop building workers most games Not gonna lie. I'm usually all against the whole diamond thing. The trade and the bs market, etc. But I've never been given diamonds, and if any man gave me diamonds, I'd be like Oh the loot is nerfed in the raid finder? How does that mechanic work? Holy crap. I didn't realize this could end so badly. I went to jump my car a couple of weeks ago and accidentally had them switched around. I didn't realize why it wasn't working and eventually realized they were on wrong ...and laughing about how hot the cables had gotten ooc: ** One of my ex girlfriends said that the TI-83 in her statistics class smelled like me. I went to a different high school. Lady Gaga Awesome costume...but that background just doesn't work Wow! You have such an amazing body The only thing really difficult are the links from web swing, but with unscaled webthrow damage (which of course they are taking away in ultimate right? like he needed tools to be taken away Sadly it seems that so many people take even this clear cut kind of message as "What the hell did I do?!" and then proceed to get pissed off at you and then make it about THEM. I've seen so many friends come home from a bad day and then xyz insecure SO manages to flip that shit into somehow being offended themselves. It's amazing how people can act. Years of this happening to friends has caused me to rethink my views on relationships entirely. I'm laughing and crying at the same time But here's the thing: until you get to the really high echelons of play, good gameplay trumps cookie-cutter team comp. I've been in many a game where the champion select screen made me go MUST. HAVE. He seems like a goofy kid, why such such a serious interview I want to set my graphic settings to Max and be your passenger. What is that If I was *really* ignorant, how would I know about the newsletters in the first place? thus someone decided to make a collection of the ideas - but it seems impossible to find it, even though it made the low end of the front page You mean there are people out there that still look at their keyboards then they type Well, it's a movie, so generally my answer would be Jesus Christ, these can apparently go on forever I always say "SAInergy". I don't think I've ever seen a post with so many downvotes. they deleted it They come from beating the new challenge map on insane. Good luck Wow, I just tried the new challenge map. Holy lots of spawn locations I just applied what kind of flair is that ...Mr. Tumnus? Huh. It... *was* there. HOLY SHIT! That **IS** NERV! what hellish time signature is the middle measure of the bottom panel in girl, let me ravish you into eternity IN BONDAGE GEAR Or Im a lesbian ... what does that have to do with anything? Where are that thing's eye sockets? and this is why I feel like there is no hope for me to ever get good at this game Wow, I've got to go to bed . . .skinny jeans? I don't think they eat it, they must drink it or something. Seriously, tonight I binged, but instead of binging on shit, I tried binging on chicken oats and no fat cheese. Got 300grams of proteins in. I'm going to explode. And this is from a former fatty who knows how to eat. Wish I I'd retain some form of memory of the hurt I feel right now, but no, I'll forget it, and I'll try it again in a week or two. Trying to eat like that, twice in a day? I'd have to do it first thing in the morning, and train until just before I go to bed minus the time to eat that much again. I have no clue how they do it. Damn, 1 minute and they're both already used Because gravity doesn't cause cold air to drop or anything. But it's also a direct quote How do you get QR's like that. holy crap the likeness its uncanny I can't understand why you've been downvoted What? Is the only time in the storyline where Dogbert really cares for his master/friend Dilbert? How else would you propose dealing with children in Kohlberg's pre-conventional stages of moral development? one word: fake information Certainly not a problem I would have figured out remotely How do you make your tongue do that?! So skyloft became the Lon-Lon-farm in ocarina of time Wait, they make cashiers bag your stuff where you live? I know someone that dropped out of college because they had to write a single spaced 1 page paper on anything Delectable. Terrible end of date is terrible How do I do that 'The Silent Evolution'? Thanks for the offer, dont think ill be able to play 6hrs straight though you have some HOT knees.... It's Google, it knows all. This wouldn't surprise me Ask Toolbar. TIL in the US the cashier pack things for the customer and sometime they even have a "bagger" the sole purpose is to pack groceries If you're comparing that analogy to companionships, I'm sorry for whatever you had to go through. This is exactly what I'm taking away from this. I wish ANY of my math teachers had approached math in this manner, I probably would have learned so much more. It seems so... FUN now I really hope birth control was involved or your story is terribly worse... Where can I get one of those... so beautiful. reminds me of minecraft with spiders. WOHA I'M IN Pidgeot in the wild Is that beef jerky? WTF is up with the picture next to your username?!?!? read it srysly, read it! Why are you redeeming XBOX content on Origin ... Shouldn't you be using XBL Marketplace ... Or she hasn't been with anyone Today I realized I've only slept with bi women Pretty neat to watch stuff out here in Jackson. Some crazy rain stuff,but that is about it. Some snow, some sticking, mostly not. THE END OF THE WORLD Too bad it's not like, a few feet. I don't feel like going into work Monday, even though we're having a pot luck. What's MySpace?! so... why is the terran sticker a marine instead of a supply depot Yes, and that is what brought me away from Christianity, oddly enough That's making me wince just listening to it. He shouldn't be doing that with his teeth Wait, so they modeled his anal tract? עברית ברדיט שלי?!?! I live near Sun city so they've been here for quite a while At one point I counted 6 defenders I'm baffled why a paper I would skip over on the arXiv has made it to the front page. Over a month worth of playtime WTF ce mai e și asta Why didn't you just go buy green laces? That looks so good ( They sure surprised me... I didn't read the books at all, so when it came to the "i'm sparkling like a fairy" part in the movie, i entered the wtf mode and couldn't bear to finish watching it. 14 gas pool start speed when pool finishes That looks like a desktop background on my Mac... I wasn't. ( wtf is this? The strange thing about the Armenian genocide (from the perspective of many Turks and Azeris that I have met) is that not only do they flat out refuse that it happened, but they actively hate Armenians for 'spreading lies'. My friend from Azerbaijan once dropped a class simply because he found out his teacher was Armenian Don't trust him...he knows where I live What's the connection between being black and jackets looking too big? Holy crap, a sushi making lightsaber! yesterday i was holding my cat and i said in the sweetest tone ever: "i'm gonna lock you in the basement because all you do is meow all night you fucking asshole. i should slit your throat." and she went from -_- to Yes, absurd! I don't see a single similarity whatsoever!!! The washing machine looked like it was having a seizure You can now get skillcapes even though you're F2P?! That's not what happened to me. This was about 10 years ago when I was still in high school. I wake up to knocking at the front door saturday morning. Open the door, By-law officer is there telling me that someone called in a complaint about my dog barking in the backyard. I had no idea what was really going on at the time because I had just woken up and wasn't still coherent. My dog wasn't outside since I had been asleep all morning. I ended up getting a ticket from the asshole Urethra franklyn OMG! EVEN YOUR STARING FACE IS AMAZING. One day I want to be able to stare just as awesomely as you do. I really feel bad for the kid, my father (who is incredibly sick) and my brother are left taking care of it because the mother just gave up on getting what she wanted. It was her plan to get money out of him, but now that she can't she is just leaving the "bastard" kid to be his problem. She lives there but she sleeps and screams... that's about it. I've heard her scream at my father, who is in a wheel chair and almost on his death bed. But that's my story and I'm sorry for dumping it. is this a screenshot from the game or real photo? So hard to tell sometimes Who said sc2 requires no micro? And who might you be? ... this is literally my story. I didn't even know it got a US release We didn't have alot of information, that was part of it. Do you live on the eastern shore Is he taking off his vest? I see what you did there ... Is this a joke Yeah... He's from Fort Worth and I'm from Auckland... I want one HOLY FSCKING CRAP! Well made costume!! How do you know that we're all adults and not super intelligent babies!? ohhh that makes sence. For a second I thought everybody was in on it but me Yeah, especially with Stormblood Berserker being released in the Magic 2012. The first time I searched for "Stormkirk Noble" on Gatherer and was given no results, I was like ' It was exactly 4am when I saw this. i don´t even get what´s going on You're entitled to your opinion, friend, but who else uses 'ze', besides me? I think this makes me an evil muslim haha thank you. Its so much easier irl I'm learning so much here. You can get a 4 year degree in 5 days How many people is his breakfast smoothie supposed to feed?? Not to mention all the fruit he jams in it... That's 8 cups of ingredients, plus a banana - tell me that's not supposed to be for a single person. i can see like the thc sparkling back at me...my buds are all dull and dont look this good After two days... My god, I didnt know people went this long without washing their jeans! They made me do this too... I even brought the Zombie DLC, only to realize it would better to buy all the DLC I blinked almost instantly after seeing the image People still droptrade? Sooo.. You're 10? Holy crap, you look like Clive Owen I am appalled eh? In what game? On the Nintendo 64 I pressed A to start games, on PS1 and PS2 I used X, and on X-Box 360 I use A again. Don't think I've ever started a game with the Start button. wipe out the remaining forests for moar TP and/or grow hemp to produce moar paper. You bought a 580 for Skyrim?!? Woooow.... me too AND i'm a mother Well NOW i do! O-O why are you......looking at me...... My left hand I thought the first battlefield was gorgeous 9 years ago.... 9 years from now... 5 minutes later... this still works I thought I'd be married by now... for the best, really, cuz I don't think I found "the one" until just recently. Would have sucked if I got married before now I also figured that by now I'd know what I want to be when I grow up. Haven't really figured it out yet LOOK AT THAT E-BRAKE!!! I always dreamed of doing this Agreed with Sammanzhi, what the hell are you talking about? Why would you endure it and feign enjoyment? What websites don't support chrome? i am actually not sure what this is I've seen girls ride in high powered cars before, I don't see how this will be any diff... ( how i looked when the video started -_-. how i looked after IT happened I know that's what I say too! :D SO I'm just like, okay if that's what you wanna believe go for it What. The. Fuck. For real? That looks more painful than real gun shot wounds. our dog & our bunny. Why does the blood keep changing on your blade? she? Wasn't a big hype of the BB marketing that the blue shirts didn't get commission, so there was no pressure for the customer? Haha, seriously. I was like Has anyone not been able to find what they're looking for with google A year of helping her and you never asked about her health problems. Apples make you ill? First impressions 2 months later? det defense is carrying my team atm... 40 points A whole pineapple? I hear they taste like Ginger. But the legends are old and to this day no one knows. That... that's an *option*? Wow just watched HuK watch the replay afterwards... that dude has 200+ blizzard apm I can barely manage with 3, I don't know how people play with 2 pages uhm i dont think i disputed that? Sweet Mother of Meow. With my ADD I can only ever focus on one thing. I find that playing porn in the background during has me focusing less on his pleasure and has me focusing more on why the porn star is still wearing heels when dude is balls deep. On a bed no less. I live in southern AZ, so I tend to think anything under 70F is cold... I'm just lazy about shaving my legs. 90 in January is nuts, though. Seriously??? You aren't ugly :) But I really came here to say I totally misread the title as "problems attracting the MERfolk", and I had a Baxstarrr and I know the same person Ooops, on the bench HOLY FUCKING FORESTS. That second pic Yeah, but not for its intended purpose Is that weird al? I know who I'm going to call. Holy shit. Exact same face! Just 1. Only because he killed my neighbors daughter Why on Earth would a Muslim want to install a cross in the bathroom? I know he's Nationalsniper on GH3 leaderboards at least. I'm friends with him on Facebook too I know he did. I'm the one who made the post. He "missed" the last paragraph because he didn't see it wtf did i watch I have now. Came here to approve this message. Also, I watched Cat Returns last week for the first time at an [8] and I must say I was thoroughly convinced that there was a real 'cat kingdom' It was that easy??? I guess it's comforting to know that the real bona fide crazies aren't on reddit, then. Although I guess crazy people consider themselves sane. Ookay, I can't help finding this creepy Nailed it!, what did you use for the wand? It looks like it lights up Weird bugs in this game.. was driving a tank tonight and crashed into some rocks.. all of a sudden my tank started thrashing up and down.. was stuck like that on a few rocks Is that the zoo/jungle at SVSU? Oh hm... it didn't feel like an hour when I went. really? I'm sorry tat happend to you. share the story Who is saying they are? [](/raritywut "what did you eat before bed I had a patient once who wouldn't stop trying to fap, every day! And he had a foley catheter (urine tube) in his dick that would leak massive amounts of urine all over him whenever he did this. Oh, and he was on a ventilator, had really high blood pressure, and his heart rate was in the 120s-130s. Not fun to deal with 12 hours straight I actually completely forgot these existed until now. oh god, the eyes are in the middle, i assumed they were on the right side TIL it's possible to compress your own bowels. Sup bro? We have a culinary school up here? Why do you eat with your legs crossed? Have you been at the MGM expo in London on the 29th with it? I just don't get how it's comparable to licking a spoon whilst cooking 240$? ( Suhweet Jeebus! That ass to waist ratio! Good job defending a rapist. Your mom know you do this? No, I'm not! I'm just saying that the music video is incredibly scary. I get this so much its retarded....Not sure if compliment or insult Again, I say... 165 apps? oh my where? That makes sense. It would be pretty difficult for that one event but what that person changed might have snowballed into something else. ie. went back in time and became a baseball legend when it was first becoming a sport, or marrying the mother of the yankees pitcher preventing her to give birth? I'm a bit Hermione about brooms. They just seem so unsafe. Wow that was much creepier than expected Metro Conquest oh my, I just measured with my fingers and his face is actually smaller than the top half of his head... What is "Truck" I fell asleep during the Pit/NE game... Cillian Murphy is like that proverbial fine wine. Every time he's in a new movie, he looks even more attractive than he did in the last one. He looks damn sexy in this photo from Inception, but I saw a preview for In Time and I was like I'm not sure, I can't seem to look away from those gaint eyes and huge nose Its not like people would yell. They never shouted at link for going into their house and stealing their treasure I hadn't thought of that I wouldn't exactly choose to live in that universe Ahhh...always odd to identify fellow redditors IRL. I'm in the same office i used to play on aegwynn before i went over to boulderfist. the first time i saw this guy when i started playing i was like... O_O ^_^... but that quickly drifted into o hallo friend! Who were you there? Bokeh. how does this happen!? I'm... also in North Van. It's still pretty fucked out here, they cancelled halloween until friday and my high school is closed for the whole week Hmm... so many people are moving and leaving behind their P90X Dvds! There's a container of Wet Ones on my nightstand. It used to be TP, but it disappeared I have the exact same stereo powering my TV in my living room right now... epic spam Never had this issue. Am I missing something? Why'd you pick my 325th birthday? I think the cat should go on one, too. ...that didn't happen in the book. I dated a guy that actually said "lulz" when he was laughing. So... you're saying I should switch the timer on my electronic cat feeder on? Shit just got serious Railz? How did he fit in that Maril costume? no Muppet mention yet? ...where did you apply the tourniquet? That mouse pad is bigger than the keyboard. that water looks yellow She dind't bought it, she went along so you would keep touching her It's more gross than creepy, but "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk keeps me up at night. Upon reading, I instantly asked my husband, "Have you ever spit on me?" fuck! Did you keep a pattern by any chance? This review definitely explained everything in a matter of minutes. I see now that the errors of evolution is in fact due to the irrefutable fact that we came here by Aliens and dawkins is secretly scientologist secretly actually. Okay, but on a serious note I had a good laugh off this guy's review and didn't understand much of anything that he said I want one of these so bad. Must train harder Yea, that, and he's had that Tardis for ages, long before he met Matt. OMG The US always tells other countries what to do...otherwise sanctions or disapproval in other areas The only thing I noticed too... his pants look like they're about to rip You've never been able to skip it, ever. That's only in Vista and 7. You'd be surprised. *looks around and whispers to you* There be trolls in these here threads Did you give them any chutney? If it was their first time eating samosas the green one might have rocked their tastebuds almost spells 420 , i was like What cards are you talking about? Like regular playing cards or Magic: The Gathering? I think you hold plat 2v2 at a little too high of a place You forgot, I always wanted to be a rapist... That needs to be added to his senior quote Uhh..I'm probably just stupid, but I don't get it Must be fake, everyone knows I play clean Philippines. It's not as common here but we definitely have them. Most of them are installed in upscale establishments. I think most people here are more used to just washing with water and their hands Oh ok... That's not so bad... But it's still quite an uphill battle for the team coming from the loser bracket Whoops, I shoulda explained. This is my lady friend, and she is very stubborn, only she can "light it right" Quote. At first that sounded like a good idea. Then it dawned on me the "bad" costume-less kids get health and the "good" costumed kids get diabetes. Wait... there's a difference between soccer and rest-of-the-world-football? WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ!!! Really its just dat muta control. Microing two groups of mutas at the same time? Are you really this childish and ignorant? What games aside from emulators support a Bluetooth controller This whole thing is just ADORABLE. A packet of grape jelly... like the kind you get at Denny's. Same person gave my brother a lemon brilliance!!!! I need to get my girlfriend into one of those. zoidberg? OMG. MC fapping on camera Where have you been all my life? Is your dad a promoter? I want Monster promoting connections less lateral passing distance = dehumanized? I didn't even think about that So. Many. MONKEYS!!! I can't find the 2GB version of it in the list. TIL... This requires updates, just so you know Dutch guy here.. who the fuck is Kim Kardashian? Woh wooooh woooooh woh, hold on a minute, slow 'er down just a second...does this mean your next update will be playing Skyrim while nude? There's a movie Son? " I would never leave a place like that Skyrim. Can't wait... no shit they did one in Schenectady!? I'm originally from Rotterdam and never heard a thing about this Why didn't I make the connection?! I would've had my jab --> jump attack combo ready! (Not really, they're cool and all but I'm not jumping at one of those webs I thought the [Dio](/spoiler) in the new Series was a girl But I haven't done anything wrong 55% movement speed at level 5 W? I decided to submit this again due to my previous video getting *mostly* positive responses What a nice, loving, beautiful and EVIL family. I'm not sure if I'm 'doing it right', but the room appears to be empty? I never noticed that before A Teflon *pot*? that....that sounds awful So are you guys from usa playing on european servers? Yikes, TIL that I really don't want to be successfull Holy shit, that was purchased exactly one year before i was born wtf The Emerald Vibrator I just so happened to have headphones on while watching this. Hey, nice account name. We're like...family Good: Watching "Vertigo" with my best friend with whiskey and hookah. We were making comments relating to the movie throughout until *that* part, when were both like This made me WTF Geez, how tall was she? wat This is really cool... but i think i might be disoriented trying to do a raging demon with ibuki. Wow, i wonder how they made it look like its in the middle of the ocean What you said... that almost looks like Vector from Final Fantasy VI is this for real?? i live in an apartment and i'm hungry Oh god I hope not.. Im going to be driving with in the hour. Well, he could be like a friend of mine, who insists that *everything* in his library be FLAC or Apple Lossless, ripped himself from a pressed master using some combination of flags and options that he *swears* make things sound better than 'normal' lossless codecs....then proceeds to listen to said music on a $20 pair of earbuds. enderman should pick those up and carry around heads No Frozenbyte? WTF What the hell... ? it turned up at the top when I was browsing. Exactly what i thought i think that thing was in front of all our houses Well now no one can since you already did! **submission** Super Meat Boy is what i want :D I love meat, eating meat, touching meat, running with meat, jumping with meat.......meat I was trying to not take it seriously, cause I read it as girlscatfight at first I creep my buddies Reddit acct. I found out his screen name, and I also realized he posts on r/gonewild huh...? There's a female circumcision? K, well..explain what the hell is this because it sounds horrifying. I think I know what it is but fill me in to be safe. Poor female turtle. Wow, yeah, those sorts of responses can make that pretty awkward FUCKING.AWESOME. .... Did that lady say that he had lupus? I guess they didn't agree on a Safeword!. I hadn't made the connection, actually. and a rare white badger But cows are oh so tasty My parents just put one of these showers in ... I think I used to go to that church. I keep those on by choice ( i still don't understand how it relates to my name It IS real. Someone....said this??? Please tell me who so that if I should ever have the misfortune to stumble across them I can give them the shaking they so desperately need.... chuck norris cosplayed as jax I want one Give BioWare a rest for gods sake My mom even keeps some of her makeup in the fridge! but by then I will have been attacked and then locked into an encounter I did not want to be locked into. I don't think so. Then again, I can't remember where I was the night of Feb 13, 1994... Omg. No. I've seen like a million of these, it makes me wonder if there was ever an original I have seriously never understood the mentality of eating a baby cake at a baby shower. I've seen these types of cakes before, but shit, this one has a blue hue, an umbilical cord, and a pair of scissors. I just see black guys on that site Yours is probably shades/pastels. I had a psych professor who had that form of color blindness, and she would talk about it all the time. Her father was a monochromat Bad habits don't often get dropped. Why are the tears green Are... are you me? CAN...NOT...WAIT ( Oh My God, Dexter is a killer The stains on the floor... Must has Que? Forget the fapping, look at all the shortcuts on his desktop ( Lol, came her to comment on her too, but your wildebeest comment got me first. I was gonna say the Cowardly Lion. Doesn't she, though?! I mean even the hair matches I started nodding then realised what it meant. This is one of those 18. Odd, that makes me one of the oldest here? I don't feel any older than you guys Do you mean this dreaded update? Pyro must have been very solid back then .... We think it's gross too. I draw the line at 4chan posts on /r/atheism those are all the same "joke" repeated over and over again Yeah I was a bit That is pretty weird. Most people pay $200 to $220 around here. I have an amazing friend with some compassion who sells me an ounce for $170. Prices at the "dispensary/compassion club" are about $9/g from what I've seen. I came across one group last year who were selling to MMJ patients for $2/g. Yup, you read that right. 4 ounces for just over 2 bills. It could be worse! I woke up from a nightmare where I was expected to do... something, not sure what... to a guy who was missing half his limbs and looked tortured ## My God... it's my face. Can I have your Coke Reward Codes? If it's any consolation, I live in Canada and spent 350k on a 835sq-ft condo. Have all my upvotes, I have never been this awestruck from a picture on Gonewild So she didn't notice until she sat on you? There sure are a lot of sexy people who work at ANet. I had this exact same thought the other day after smoking this thread... why did i continue reading after the first few posts i have the same keyboard as you Why do you give a fuck how others spend THEIR money? you're work is amazing wut yeah indeed i was suprised I didn't ask if I could. I just showed up. And I was only scheduled to 3 to close to my asst manager could take her daughter out. My boss was like that cat IS as old as me... mind blow. (and he's in better shape/cuter than me!) The funny thing is, this is the 'Realistic' Prediction as to when 1.0 comes out At least he didnt fuck his cat as well I want one for my back yard. I got really excited about it, then I realized it was a picture of a post that wasn't actually on r/trees, but then I remembered I was somehow on r/trees I am? Do tell wow im turning 22 in nov Center for Disease Control? I'm from Pennsylvania and when I went to Ecuador two summers ago everyone thought I was from the land of Dracula O man, I thought I was the only one that did that every time. Its like a urge I just cant hold bad. *Give* me some or *trade* me some? Wrangler airshot at 3:08... Where are the Old Republic games? Where the shenanigans did all this tiny little text come from?! OMFGWTFBBQ o_o^o_o^ I don't understand what the big deal is. I think Bing's new look is great. Maybe this was all a plan by Nibbler to get the pizza guys to this man's house what the...... I would've expected wayy more Chrome than that so many scenes in bishan I saw this post and went "wait, has it been 2-3 weeks already?" lol Not sure what happened. I gave it a legitimate link. last Monday morning, I started registering for classes at 7:00 and didn't finish till 8:00. Your point? Why would you ever start doubles with a mana-hungry champion such as fiddle? My bf has that. I didn't know what it was until just now. how can you do $15k worth of damage with an airsoft rifle? Nike logo for 35$ This thread reminded me to vacuum my apartment... YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL H-h-hockey? Holy shit it's tron guy Are you me? I'm scared I'm getting to the one year point Wow how many damn plants was he growing It amazes me that posts like this that just direct users to a new video game that I'm sure most of Reddit's fan-base is looking forward to can achieve nearly 8,000 down-votes ...is that unusual? Sounds like my best friend hahahahahaha-YES WANT! Should I be happy or worried that I know exactly what you are talking about? My face has since been permanently stuck in a I read, "I like to eat squirrels. One day I proceeded to disembowel a squirrel right in the middle of a walkway after a fresh snowfall.There was blood everywhere, And i just sat there eating it while all the students awkardly walked around the scene." Oh my... I... wow. Thank you. Holy shit. That pussy is PERFECT! Creeper nipple... So what you're telling me is Dr. Jesus is cautioning us on the breakthrough that could give us eternal life? I read that as execution meeting. Recipe damn it! 700 views, 1000+ likes at the time of this posting. Anyone else get this message while watching his stream today? Makes perfect sense. Can we simultaneously be a werewolf and a vampire then? It looks like a kids hand I actually found one with the same name as my crush once. And they looked kinda similar too. Me either... Holy shit, you can do that? your father is invisible until spoken to omfg i know J Zoidberg O__Oo_oO_o_O-o-o-_ Is there a way to download these videos? I find them awesome and I kind of want them on my hard drive and not only on the internet. What if the internet goes down? It's front page on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News too I seriously don't understand why people don't drive the speed limit. Especially when it snows You guys don't have double big macs? Or maybe 19 people ALSO forgot how to tell time So...can Haitian's read English? ...is it bad to say that ive actually seen that movie?? I sing this song every time I run. howd she know he got a haircut yea i was like O_o why is he gonna shoot him if the guy in the water is gonna grab him... How much did it cost? Wtf is this movie about and why is that maam So yeah it's really transparent and we can see nip outlines stop looking at me like that wait, what? I'm bringing a car up from florida to NJ next weekend, but sometimes I'll be in NYC. What's with florida cars? Holy crap @ front page, that was unexpected! Holy hell, I started at age 23. Well it isn't Minecraft for one, and could you imagine the aftermath on Operation Metro in conquest .... how do i obtain a prairie dog? I read it as 1990s too... My first thought was how to you have kids that are old enough for sleepovers People are always telling me this My god. I was reading this and I'm like okay, ignorant people whatevs. And then... all of a sudden it's like....&#3232;\_&#3232; taking the post to a WTF level? I mean damn, I get your point but his description is completely unnecessary. I don't understand people's logic sometimes. Makes me happy I don't have friends like that on facebook why would you have one of his watches, and also its appraisal papers? wow! I had no idea every assault rifle does the same amount of damage Why do the links to the download mirrors of this crash chrome That's so interesting. I heard there is actually a medical term for that now BECAUSE of that movie. I remember watching that movie when I was like 10 and thinking, "What if my friends are all pretending to be my friends and they're just payed actors." lol that movie really plays with the emotional mind. Just remember that reality is way crazier than that simple movie. We're on a giant rock floating through space in the middle of nowhere revolving around a sun with a finite amount of energy. It's on an epic proportions scale, so we're okay, but still -dramatic sunglasses removal- My GOD. How did you survive?! Dat ASS. All MEN must sleep this way, I also drool Oh really? shit I didn't know I only played since '08, I thought I was glitched or something What? anything balinese gets an automatic upvote from me.... but are you gonna do the eyes? Weirdly enough I was curious about Indiana... Calves are cute, but if you don't keep an eye on them they suck on your hand, trying to fit your entire arm in their mouth How big is his bed? ... so a bunk looks like FBI Agent Richard Gill? You're everywhere That has to be the most PERFECT pussy I've ever seen. Hahaha. Reminds me of the first time I saw Hot Dogs... The Movie and they had the ski ballet scene. I've never made this face on the internets before... but it sums up my feelings..... I'm not even fat... Obviously it wasn't TRUE DAT Yeah. Cars are solid colors in San Andreas. Holy shit man.. I just took my last hit Wait, I'm confused, which game with dragons is this? Scrolls - Skyrim, or Elder Scrolls - Minecraft? No other pikachus yet? Well...my whole comment was just speculation. No "real" spoilers in it. But even so, if someone was trying to avoid a show being spoiled for them, why would they be reading a thread about next week's show?! You make your own music and you paint The link description is misleading- I thought it was a single elevator somewhere, not an entire TYPE of elevator He's freaking hot! I live like 2 hours away from you! PA actually has a pretty large amount of places that are haunted and it just seems everyone around here has some creepy story to tell. They are all always different too, I think the day someone has the same story I will shit my pants Full for hours? What on earth... Skip to 705 Wow, you look a LOT like me. And I have a cat that I trained to be a parrot as well (though she's slightly older and red instead of black). Her mannerisms leads me to believe that Thad Castle has a sister. I'm only 22. I hope I'm not married with 2 kids! Wait, was OP Obama? I think I was at an [11] last night bro Suddenly I feel like when you're talking with a couple of people and you tell a joke that the others don't hear and then the only one who heard it repeats it a bit louder and makes everybody laugh. ... I feel like the person repeating the joke... my god I don't deserve these upvotes... I feel like I'm stuck in a time loop. Love isn't all about marriage. At least not at your mom and her bf's age. Marry your girlfriend. They are old enough to live together without marriage (unless they plan to make a baby WOW 328 views, 370 likes, 35 dislikes is that aziz ansari is the last photo OMG!!! That Color! No I live in Iowa What's more concerning is certain /r/'s disabling your ability to down vote. Santa Claus' birthday?!!! that not douchebag. thats fkn smart! What did the Malaysian wife ever do! I was always afraid that one day I'd be in the bathroom and the toilet would geyser instead of flush. Oh baby baby *Exactly* what i was going to say. the base is smaller than the widest part of the... uh... plug bit. Wouldn't that sorta... get lost? How do you survive on 100mb with a Nexus S? Again, if we're "talking about a spoiler", I'm sorry but....what would compel someone to come in here and start reading everything if they ***didn't*** want to see spoilers?! Good point. I think that people would be more interested in being able to aquire more bitcoins though. I for example would be turned off by paying 15$ for 1 bitcoin, especially with how crazy the market is. I know it would still have the same value and my thinking may be completely stupid but for me at least it would make more sense that way to invest. I guess thats the point i was trying to make. BOOOBIES!!!!!! No, I'm referring to the fact that we're talking about Thanksgiving games, not the Super Bowl. Oh man! The Romanians do this, too. I'm American living in Romania, and my boyfriend is always chastising me about letting my hair air-dry. Even during summer! And once, I saw a father blowdrying his daughter's hair at an indoor playground. The boyfriend nodded like "yep, makes sense," but I was like Well not everyone thinks they suck, obviously. Someone doesn't know Reddiquette exists. * This is almost as huge as the time I found out that dwarves claim rooms themselves in Dwarf Fortress... user account: JudgeAdams -98 comment karma... Decat deloc... merge si cu tine. Oh my god Those are my exact specs Is it on a leash. my parents are constantly telling me that if i sit on something cold my ovaries will become infected and might have to be removed. I know, haven't slept in 2 days What is it you don't understand? ... There was a flash game on Kongregate that asked you to find the differences. I used the cross-eye trick on all of them... then they started putting them vertically and at horizontal angles. I've had a few friends (ALL men!) request one. If you want. Just make it as a comment here, not a new post. According to these criteria I am an "experienced user". This turned it from cute to creepy for me, that facial twitch and silent hiss at the start was terrifying Looks like two people dressed up as Klansmen in the upper left background. Hahaha.. Can't remember this exact day but you're probably right! Thats my gf actually, I think she was on her second one of the night I'd most certainly get flagged for unnecessary roughness. UnwiseSundai is right. A lot of people don't just get a drip coffee. I don't usually drinking coffee, but the holiday drinks always get me. I just came from there and got a tall ginger bread latte and cheese danish about $7 You can't make shit like that up The problem is that some of these schools appear to be drinking that money. Is this true? 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I got a tub of like 400g of anhydrous caffeine from some merchant on Amazon and I take it directly in a gel capsule when I'm really tired in the morning. Caffeine tastes absolutely disgusting (one time I tried sprinkling it on my cereal... When I stayed in Germany with a friend. We only ever drank bottled water because every drinks sparkling water over there. No water fountains. Your memory last more than 4 days? We should have the great Tulsa smoke out with all of us. I was in Thailand about 4 years ago and the commercials were woeful. I must have been watching the wrong channels! I didn't even know there was an animated version ( nope someone gave another employee a pump though cause he ripped it during or after my shift? Meh. I found it amusing. Also I realize That I can sing a good portion of Single ladies at the sped up pitch. Haha is my voice actually soothing? No idea why you're being downvoted, that cop committed a crime Now that's a fucking problem! ... at friend's house!!!! 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I heard on the radio that the local courthouses here are overbooked for marriages on that date (though my wife and I think that's so the husbands can remember their anniversary) and our doctor said that a local news crew might want to interview me because I actually requested the date instead of having it be random. Hmm.. jiyeon, qri, eunjung, boram, soyeon, hyomin<3, hwa.... wait what? IS THAT HWAYOUNG? It sounded beautiful in my head. Then I tried to pronounce it out loud, and it turned out to sound like a Russian guy pretending to be Welsh ...only in America are doctor's refraining from first aid because of some ridiculous legal bullshit... legit? oooh, I thought you were talking about the mental picture you were describing 3 years? That. Is actually pretty hawt replying to this ... means its no longer empty. You must teach me your ways I think I love you. .... Reminds me of Ben Stein No... Yes, but it is the association with terrorists that sets most people off. 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I think I'm starting to understand and support the claims of "full on corruption and lawlessness" in the government and higher corporate echelons! You seem like a really nice guy. But you should watch how you pose in the 'proof' - your right hand is half a foot of from being heiling us all I just realised I have all those bar a PS3. Good lord imagine tokin with these guys. Who the hell would downvote this? My mind is slightly blown. but seriously, give us the recipe. Red wings? How many Q kills did you have farmed up? Wow How can you tell it is an avocado? It's like MST3K IRL! I want this coloring book If they're stupid enough to move in there, are you sure they're smart enough to buy a lock? I'm guessing the afterwards feels like you've been run over by a truck. My right or your right? ...what? This reads like something straight out of Douglas Adams. Ahhh yes that's a good idea when I go to uni! I went to the beach for a week and apparently my cat (the one pictured) would wait around the back door around 2:30 (when I get home from school) and wait... and when she wouldn't wait at the door she'd STARE at my dad. Like.. he'd be watching tv and he'd look down and see = <( ^.( Nope, I'm good. It's probably not taking the overclock into account So much for a sense of humor in here... What map? I'd tap that Ash. Oh man...those are perfect tits. Did you took the picture ?? This creature is awesome Been chuckling about this all day....is that a normal reaction? So much fucking airbrushing in that picture I know, her tits actually got *bigger*... Am I signed up And you assume they exist everywhere and are the same color everywhere? Where's his tongue going. oh god, that's worse then Russian roulette. I'm horrible at math and Lactose intolerance I don't have a problem slicing cheese with a knife... Its always beeped Duff's. vagina-looking thing in the middle?... 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My dad always said that racism was going to be a big issue with me through college. He told me throughout my childhood that there will be whites and asians there who don't want me there. I found him hard to believe, but since I've been in college although I've made some good white friends, there have been many many racial instances on campus that have always made me question if he was right or if he was just paranoid. His instillment of a "healthy dose" of racism has driven me subtly mad. Around campus all I ever see are people death-gripping their purses, avoiding me during commutes around campus, and I've even come across a number of chicks who say they aren't attracted to many black me cuz most of them scare them. I've already redeemed and downloaded the extra content for the Act of Valor tags and the Physical Warfare pack but they still don't show up for me in-game. I've contacted EA support and they told me this was a common error? FWIW I'm almost 40, always socialized with adults, and have to constantly remind myself I'm a grown man. Most people close to me that I've discussed it with feel the same. Last week I was filling out paperwork at work and got to the emergency contact section and would usually put my wife. Being separated at the moment I thought about it for quite a bit, then realized I could put my daughter down since she's 18. Talk about a Yup. Spilled a little water out of my aquarium I just did. At first, though it was the wind being strong, but then my house was shaking.... Why must the hats you accept be dropped? Unfortunately it isn't... Luckily the price isn't *horrible*... I see Target has pretty much the cheapest drugs and they're close to me. I'd do Rite Aid due to the 100 MG available, but the closest one is several states away Hey Cat, why do you spend the vast majority of your time under the bed, while there are much less boring things around the house? What the fuck do you even DO there for 23 hours a day? You are not sleeping every time I check to see if you are still alive. Anyone know how to make an abnormally small penis larger? Just wondering...for a friend... Don't look at me lol > Am I the only one who saw a naked woman lying on her front in that thumbnail? je t'espionne Damn, good job Fuck everything about that giant magnet... Wow, apparently everyone is mad about your comment. Holy shit, what I could do with $11,600 a month. Why does it seem like 9/11 is erased from this history? Holy ass, save up every little penny you can and move the fuck out from that hell, I can't believe you haven't murdered them yet Where on the south side do you live? I could probably agree that Sox fans hate Cubs fans more than the other way around, but I've never felt it's remotely reflective of an inner desire to be a Cubs fan... It seems like a lot of the maps in BF3 are basically split 50/50, with 1 pt in the middle, and whoever caps it first can hold it the whole game and win... I don't understand why they designed the maps like this Watched this last night... Movie was good till it got to the spot where they find that guys body(sorry bad memory)... Then my tv froze and started fading into different colors it made this wierd humming sound and i thoughy maybe its part of the movie but i tried changing the channel and nothing... Power button didnt work now im freaking out PULL THE PLUG... It didnt turn off Is there another version of Thanksgiving? People missing body parts isn't unusual? everytime on terminus i see da 420. Koreans smoke weed too!?!?! *gasp* Oops... I was going to say, that's hell of a lot of lanes. I don't think I can name an American freeway that's that wide. He made you take medicine when you were sick? ...good. there are things i can't even describe... minecraft players request some crazy stuff Oh, he sounds like a dangerous brother to be around *blink blink* (~ Your game collection is amazing. I am in awe. The CPU locking lever takes a lot more force to put in than you'd think, it scared the absolute shit out of me the first time too. My mobo even creaked a little I didn't know some SATA drives didn't support AHCI Yeah because being happy you have a job necessarily means you're willing to work for free? Battlefield: Bad Company 3 Can you REALLY not type in anything but netspeak? What grade are you in? Is this real? Have you robbed any banks If they misbehave then of course they do... I read this thinking, what is this guy talking about. Gross pustules of wax and goo!? I'm Spanish. Don't know if trolling....or evangelical Christian? cod4? really? At 160?! I had zoomed out when it was first changed to the Ravenclaw theme (because of the Hufflepuff badger) but didn't see anything. Now I do. You really can't tell? I was introducing my Mum to reddit when i accidentally clicked on this I thought the same thing oh. man. you scared me for a second. I thought you meant the 2004 film Crash and I was all Wow, that one's strange. I'd be too scared of my feet cramping...my toes tend to cross themselves when I get foot cramp How the hell does your brain deal with strings that it is O(n^2 ) to reverse it ....I'm doing it right now I'm 5'9" and my goal weight, at my lowest, is 150. You and I must have very different bone structure - 134 seems rather UNDERweight to me. Yes. Although if he had a MTF Op. and I went through with the FTM Op. we would end up with the same problem Why did I read 10 pages of that? It seems I've missed this one. Braveheart VHS? What year was this? I would agree with you, but the other person who commented says we should run away from you. Those owls are bad ass. When they fly they are completely silent and their heads are shaped like satellite dishes When I first read this, I thought it was related to OP's post. When I saw the word "goat," I thought things were about to get ugly. It's like a Library of Booze! It took me way too long to understand what you said... Good lord... I DO! its so comfy, and if i don't i get get kind of scared someone will step on my toes or something will hurt then in some way Oh my god! ummm..? I mean hmm.. That was when I first saw the lunatic! And Nicolas Winding Refn of *Drive* fame wrote and directed that shit When he pulled out his eye I was like: (._.) -> ( That actually sounds pretty delicious. YOU did that to me? Thats excactly what i saw... And where was the cart Holy shit, I didn't think of this The US is colder than Canada? You don't have to live with the memory though That's a normal-looking load 15 years!!! There was one guy asking for Donations to buy and RV to take OWS across country..All I could think is why an RV? and it is already spreading..why travel? He looks a lot like a dentist I know. And if you're still crossing the street at the time... When I first saw this I thought it was referring to the catholic church Why do people hate gays anyways I thought you were just trolling when you made the Bananagate 2011 video Your kicker's legs are ***HUGE***. A follow through isn't even needed? Seems like Mormons are always hot... ... can... not... be... unseen... No thanks, if you like that sort of thing go to teamliquid's web site, we don't need to turn every single forum into a liquid replica. You want to be serious and don't like memes why are you on reddit OH... GOD... what show is this on adult swim I don't even...I can't...what the hell? I need a few minutes...or a few hours... I just had the scary realization that San Diego can go for 2 with a touchdown I don't think much of it cuz Halo is boring Your kidding right? -_- You hate them because they got partnered...for making minecraft videos? Sorry if i fail to see how this is relative to the quality of there content but...what? and then you say it's because "also he doesn't constantly ask for likes and subs". What the hell are you smoking? WEREWOLVES as a mob!!!! Lock the door why would you take a picture before hand if you didn't know this would happen Reminds me of Cato being attacked by the wolf mutts in the Hunger Games. This...I must have it... I'll never understand how going for up votes = up votes, but when you're being sincere and real you get trolled I seriously thought the point of this was the hideous bra thing.... you are completely adorable. omg, omg... Is this hentai? I opened that image as the "Stop, now wiggle with it" part of "from the window to the wall" started playing on my radio. Wow! It's like my brain is arguing the same thing right now... ( Usual FN propaganda of the absolute worst kind... but my mouth really opened wide when that one woman with a straight face said that the only way to bring back income mobility is to "lower the corporate tax rate" and the other lady added "and reduce regulation". If that's not the worst Orwellian shit you've ever heard please let me know... am i on crack? i can only find 4 videos with ez in them, and they're vs infused, online kingdom, lions and complexity. did it? Wow wtf. I totally didn't pick up on any of this. I need to pay more attention. Party out in Wisconsin. I was partying with my friend and his roommates. The music changed through many genres but when dubstep started playing this dude went nuts on my friend for not letting him change it. Dude threatens my friend. They start duking t out and my friend loses a tooth. Friend freaks the fuck out and grabs a fork and stabs dude 3 times, once on the back, the leg, and finally the penis. Four people went to jail. i was alone in some random house in Wisconsin(I'm from minnesota btw) no smokes, no food, no nothing except the accompany of 3 good looking females. I watched so much fucking Band of Brothers How do you drive laughing uncontrollably? Especially while high Oh i know, and I CANT WAIT! Based on mine I can only assume I'd win by virtue of sexual favors... How do I seem like a dick? All I said is I don't want to pay for it and I understand. Never said I was going to steal it. If anyone is the dick, you are for assuming Same here. I have been told this before.. But I don't think it was intended in an.. abusive way? I think it's what their parents did, so they did it too. That said, I'm certainly not going to treat my children the same way. His face looks like someone stuck features on a slightly hairy butt cheek. I'm all for knocking on the door and asking every few minutes. But walking in and seeing them without warning? I tend to do reloads every ~12 months as I usually inadvertently break something in Windows So much for Mobafire partner There was a *second* Dungeons and Dragons movie?! 2 cars behind it is my car....I had no choice but to be a boss. But I swear, I never took my eyes off of it and I legitimately expected it to blink, or for the head to turn Soooo, you were supporting your chin with your hand? Thats still supporting your chin, even more consciously. I thought those were maggots at first... Am I missing something I play on pc Huh... then I wonder where I heard that from? I had no idea the picture of the girl has such high resolution ... Thank you You read it very well, but I’m not sure about many parts though. "En-denschafft", "mancherlen " and "gehandels" makes no sense to me until un-toned girls get in them, then its dat cottage cheese Uhhh....that makes this 10x more wtf Totally wouldn't guess 280 for the first one. 240 at least stanwood I heard tatooine is like 6-7 WoW zones. Alternatively, has anyone ever had fudge covered ritz? But I run Windows 7? GAH ME TOO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS The creators of Pokemon were Spanish! Those polygons bowels of steel. I don't know about anyone else here... but when I read this the only surprising thing I thought was... HOLY SHIT THIS GUY JUST LOST ONE OF HIS BALLS! Video is private? A bombing marker for graffitis?Or what is this? I thought those were only a myth. TIL. haha oh god, Super Mario Bros. movie used to give me nightmares at first I thought that Xtian was some kind of Scientology deity Lol well, uh, they're not *that* fat. Just a sloppy swiper That was really funny ^.^ though at first glance I read the title as "my old sadistics teacher" HOLY FUCK that looks awesome! That is so awesome! Congrats to you! My boyfriend tried to get me Plan B at Walgreens--they wouldn't sell it to him because he was a man ill get this as a tatoo i heard chinese law is pretty shitty to ents Wow...me four! Why aren't we all hanging out? TIL something I really didn't want to know about cats Coughing blood? Whaaaaaat..... that is AWESOME. Why are they all carrying arcade sticks? .... I once heard a guy call his girlfriend 'love heart'. I was doing a door to door sales job trying to sell people a newspaper delivery service, and when I did my little pitch for him he shouted down his hall "Love heart, do you want the Irish Times delivered?". She shouted back "No!" and said "she says no, sorry". Its hard to break out of gen1 since I grew up on it (im sure a lot of us did) I even played through Green which was in Japanese Who thought it would be a bad idea? Nope, did not have to squint at all. LMAO. Wtf is that about? or a Black Honda Who the fuck does that? It's the bunnyman It is how pedobear got started on his dark path Epic Mealtime is randomly gifting people now? Looks *very* similar to a stock photo Haha one time, I tried to tell the waiter that there was a huge long hair in a piece of my sushi. He told me to take my chopsticks and poke it through in a smartass voice. I was like ahaha sam is that you I guess that's *one* way to motivate someone to work out So... that isn't your picture that you submitted? Or it is? Wait, are there seriously that many women out there who don't realize this? Lori also only has one facial expression too. Well, I'm not exactly able, instantaneously I mind you, to catapult ghosts across the map and kill workers and compete in battles Ooooooooooooh Your logo looks stupid OMFG havent laughed at ANY internet video like this EVER WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?! o_o That's such an old joke. Level 20 on marine splitting. Nightmare mode, speed + creep. 3000$ of banelings vs 2000$ of marines No question, but... uh... best of luck. Haha. I don't really bring it up and I'm almost always in socks. Most of the girls find them cute though. You still use a disc drive? You're fairly new to reddit... but are you new to the internet too? I guess I should have mentioned that the glasses I tried out were gaming glasses, but not "call of duty" glasses. People know that CoD didn't invent these, right? Wow.. the iPad really is shit in comparison Wow they have a pool I missed this game, what the fuck happened? Not to mention, when it actually works perfectly and everyone joins a game at the same time, they all end up in a squad together if no one crashes or anything. I wonder be it possible to end up with a 32 man squad. Thhhaaat would be chaotic. ( Damn...that..sucks... I WAS BORN IN 1991 It is..... You have a dick? Spies? Neither do I. I just considered it super basic knowledge. I guess I just have higher standards (America is known for its badass education) Not sure if I understood it fully, but couldn't this be done with screen + ssh? His shoes!?! That was... a lot better than I expected funny.... but so creepy. obviously other countries are better Or maybe she's awesome. Good god I never even thought to use menstrual cramps as an excuse... I can't tell if I'm just less of a girl or if they're just smarter than I. Oh, no. I meant one to purchase, frame, and hang up on my wall. I should have clarified gotta love hot_bid... soon there comes a time where Hot_bid is even start bombing our dreams with random appearances, nobody is safe from the SC2 troll but they are No really, WHAT?! I thought these (and any 1st edition pokemon card for that matter) stopped being worth much years and years ago?? I have this card they...they don't? [](/huhhuh "please dont hurt me it's a joke i cant help myself!")obama in white-face? This guy reminds me of serial killer. Just noticed he's playing with a controller nope i was like... you sure its not a bottle opener? How did you keep a straight face? I was under the impression that elit will be on PC, it is just not out at the moment, and it is going to be free at that. Then by all means, post their pictures wherever you like. Freaky... You're wearing his shorts? Wait, what? That would be AMAZING, but I've never seen one in my LGS. I'll have to ask next time I'm there but I'm afraid they'll look at me funny for thinking anything is ever free I.... AM..... DOVAHKIIN!!!! oh shit man lookit those mountains.... *ENTIRE* FF series 8.5 , and you look like miley cyrus on 1st bikini pic... Well, there's always QA and management I guess What conspiracy is this? I'm not sure. 1903 now... dude, how old are they? A kid could eventually kill a dragon if he wanted to Holy shit, your dog is the size of my gf. ...did the guy with the gun make the other guy suck his dick? Bitch be crazy How do people see what you uncrate within seconds? didn't like UP? A whole youtube? goddamn her clothes are rad and then she tried to snort them How old is she? OP can time travel I know some Christians are assholes but... Damn. The fucking HATE in these people. You think "knowing for a fact" that you will live forever with "God" would make a fucking happy ass person. Fucking Cereal? Tip: Preorder at insound for $5 shipping (record is $1 more). I'm in California and the calculated shipping from the Walkmen store was $12.20 slenderman............ plays soccer yeahhh I wonder if he's ever stumbled upon this site ...by my cat walking on my chest. I opened my eyes to see her arse openning as she farted in my face. I'm getting 550 permission denied when I try and download it It was a good try, I was quite pleased just to get the clever bot questioning it's existence the other night...but then again, cleverbot also told me it was god(but it doesn't believe in god Holy crap. O_O_O_O_O_O , Bomber in Code A I can't imagine what it must be like to be one of those fish. How did you get that emblem? This is a real human? Oh god. The memories are coming back That's one big rat Uhm, if you celebrate Xmas, I wouldn't call you an atheist. I don't call myself an atheist and celebrate Hannuka or the High Holy days. Culturally Christian but logically atheist works for you? Thanks! I guess I'm exploring questions related to my identity as it regards atheism and my upbringing. I agree, it's mature. Maybe not as mature as claiming atheism and celebrating Christmas, but we all have hard choices to make. MIND=BLOWN! That's awesome much, much harder version - every piece is exactly the same shape. wait, you first started looking at actual porn at age 18? Oh Sweet baby moses... Maybe not everyday something new comes up. Sometimes they can be pretty boring. Other days I'm like "Woah, how'd you learn to sew a pirate costume? Ouch! I thought that too! And I didn't touch the "broom" at all your house has plugins ? What are you planning? make the pieces into a T.... dude, the title My internet defense skills have detected a gif image So many zubats! Is there anywhere you can play the Oregon trail online? I hope you're not **CAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAW**-ing aloud in the office I watch for breathing or eye lid twitching...You are not alone... (/ Because of the fashion that look sold it seems like she is getting younger Nor very dead that just made my day actually it didnt rise at all the trick is to get your girlfriend to relax her sphinc.. uh, er, oh. you do know your talking to another person right? IMMEDIATELY THREW MINE ON THE GROUND. I still hold overpopulation is a concern citing physical resources (fresh water), energy demands (and the effect on global pollution) and, very relevant right now, job markets where many of us could be replaced by software Megatron drain?? Relax, I said "people who", not you, you referred to other people who credit him with that. Trust us, *we know.* He didn't look like this the last time I saw him! Jesus I'm out of touch. I thought we were talking about Breath of Fire 3. On the contrary, I think the Oars vs. Strawhats fight is one of the best pieces of animation I've ever seen. Wow, velocity really needs to be added How did he turn it on so quickly? It's so pretty How did you get it? I haven't got mine yet seriously this shit gets out of control... now a guy fucked the hole round with 41-1 kd ratio and was invulnerable to everything even c4 and rockets Haven't done a great amount of cardio. I've traditionally been around 235, I'm at 225-230 right now. At my best shape (virtually no body fat, minimal weight lifting, just useful muscle for sports) I was still at 200. I'm a tall, broad shouldered guy. The explanation of standard weight may not have been necessary, but I find a lot of people go Other people around 24 mile go on Reddit?! Actually you'd think that would be the case, but our internal research have shown that a lot more people are using SP2 than SP3. I'm not trying to school you on anything and I actually work in research. Holy cowgi! We used to have that horrible greaseproof paper type of toilet roll. Then we got an Epson printer with a roll paper feed attachment. Cue entire roll of toilet paper printed "save paper - use both sides" which then was installed in the teachers' toilet. Didn't go down to well, especially since the ink smudged off badly when you actually tried to use it ( AIDS? Not to my knowledge i can't believe this is the first post mentioning nexus wars ... Weird it didn't show up Make my babies! No uhhhhhhhhh, what are you insinuating? I know that NY and SF have large gay populations but your comment is hurtful and icky My eyes went from this o_o to How is this guy not seriously injured or dead yet? Who says I'm not Mike?? Though you were going Jungle Fever on me Family Guy episode reference? Small boobs can still sag over time. I had a girlfriend like that once. A-cup but saggy because she never wore a bra. not even as a teen. it was, weird looking. George stays there with food watching Remi like you realize the first thing Simba did after being told that was go there You triple posted Well done Well done Well done uh Powerpuff Girls. Blue, Green, Pink. Just like Xerath. I'm guessing the creator of Xerath and Taric really does love his/her Powerpuff Girls holy fuck its my cake day I have no idea what you're comment means..at all..I'm really confused How would you pin a zombie with a beer can grenade? Wow guy, thanks! I had no idea this site existed How is being Muslim relevant here What is holding him up after he breaks off the arm restraints? What is holding him up after he breaks off the arm restraints? It's so . . . beautiful. Wow the asshole didn't even put in anything for sca--*notices guy* *It's a beer league. Not class A amateur.* I don't understand... Water levels in that game were fucking terrifying He could be from /b/ or funnyjunk But his accent is so thick and convincing. I'm hypnotized ....I would do things to that model that would make the news where did the mountains go ?\( LuckyCricket gave you a key or you just got one on your own? Her splash art is great. The Freljord Ashe skin looks great in game, but the splash looks so ugly and broken are we cannibals for ingesting cannabis? I'm not saying it's the best way to spend your Friday night, but you got in free and you're complaining. I guess you don't find dinosaur bones, science demonstrations (liquid nitrogen, electricity, etc.), and hands on science stuff engaging? as per the typo...I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out Tradechat? I remember the tournament with ActionJesuz i had to read that twice to get it They have halloween peeps? Any chance of these for other match ups. Say like PvP? If it works to preserve virginity, it's good enough for fidelity? hebrew year is currently 5772 wait what were you looking for in the first place This picture makes almost no sense... why is that Gunny wearing his 8 Point indoors instead of his Smokey Bear? And why do they have their woodland sleeves rolled? And if they're on line, why are in their cammies and socks that don't match? Probably could have posted it to WTF That's way better than TEP Yea fuck 4chan and whatnot and its like, liquid man You can drink at Chipotle? I will be watching then. Also, it would be scary to be at a 90 degree angle while constantly tilting back and forth. I've never experienced this I'm kind of confused about that actually, I don't have amazon prime and I was still able to select release day shipping...and it was only a little above $60 Wow... way too many hitting way too close to home. The mysteries of life Accidentally what? so in a way....youre saying that the unattractive actors are better actors than the good looking ones because they have to make up for the unattractiveness In what world is one of the few politicians willing to dismantle the security state a fascist? Can get AdBlock Plus on Chrome now Bills is worth 7-8 keys Creepy!! I though they already got paid for serving people?!! Wow, there's more than one state where this is illegal Wait, people make fun of you for allergies/an inhaler? Yesterday i summoned someone for the first time while trying to beat Queelag. I summoned a guy that had his sign right at the entrance to the boss area...dont remember the name (maybe it was even you, Tokuta :p). While the fight went on and the other player + Maneater Mildred were dealing pretty good damage i stood back a little and tried not to mess it up. But after a while it looked like the fight was pretty much won already and i thought "damnit, i want to do my part as well!". It only took me about 10 seconds to die miserably, trapped between the lair's wall and Queelags lava blobs. marauder vs marauder Are you playing on 640x480? +1 I got a Lelo Iris too 2 years ago, and after a while I had a tiny problem with it (nothing major, just that the silicone had a bit of a rough spot in one place due to the way it was made) - and when I sent an email asking them if I could somehow smooth it over at home, they just sent me a Lelo Elise instead so now I have two amazing vibrators for the price of one! Best customer service ever. ( On the flip side of that, I was once called pro-abortion. As if pro-choicers want to go around aborting all the babies. Did this once at a formal function in the Irish Embassy in London... people noticed and were like I just saw an animated comic that ruined my night last night, I woke up like 5 times because I thought the scariness was in the room. After googling that guy's work, I don't think I will be going back to sleep anytime soon either Is that over on Main near Lakeview in Stillwater? Don't know if I'm legally allowed to be attracted to him Eh, I'm very much into women and I still have to say that I don't get it either... it's like seeing them in a swimsuit but less revealing... What happen to her boobs? Have been they squash by something? So much for a glimpse of extreme hardship giving kids empathy and a reason to appreciate their own good fortune. I don't know why you said, "gamer girls." I don't call anyone a "gamer boy." I was scared that one in the top right corner was gonna look at me I thought after G dragon getting caught doing weed, and the car crash incident..they did. Yeah i know what you meen, My upgrade came up due on the 4th, now I'm just waiting for the Nexus.... I had a G1 before the Droid. Just let me have the phone already He must be busy counting all that money... WOW what has been seen... True that! You know how terrorist like to blow up stuff and seeing how gays love flashiness and to show off, it's a dangerous threat That clock is at 10:25 though That's a stink a bug. And my first reaction, as someone from east coast US, was VA period brings back nightmares You number connoisseur. But those are really fun to see too. But seeing them on the fly? I wonder if that's part of his standard Cho set or if he was just trying it I had no idea Namibia switched from right to left at some point NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. Almost as bad as hearing my mother tell me what "tittilates her twinkie". Wow...straight to the point with this one, Bethesda! If only I could do that to some jailbait... It's outpost/tf2tp/the trade servers you really gotta watch out for. Lots of Oh, really? That's... weird. I know it *used* to be red, and nothing's really changed. That's expensive, yo. What type of oxys are you getting? Cuz if it's more than $40 I think I want THAT shit. Really? That means he reposted a repost Jesus that's creepy Ah hell I have no idea what his last name is. Well I'm RavageSquirrels on your xbox live account is that your phone number? As soon as I finished reading this, my ears did the same thing.... As in dissolving corporations? Pretty much. I got to go to an anime convention this year. It was pretty fun, but some of the people you meet can make you go I can see sending a letter to the handlers who can read it, but not sending a letter to the dog over the humans in the cast. Sorry. Can't read without punctuation. It's definitely having the same effect on me as well. Elijah Wood/Mischa Barton ...and those balls so hairy! The thing he does at 1:07 with his chest confuses me.. Seems right to me, sure. PMs? (Dunno why you'd be down voted This is the scariest thing i have seen in a while There's a chatbox in vent... Whoah, I didn't even look at that Tower stone benefit. How does that not totally negate the lockpicking skill? I underestimated the power of the Little Blocks Mod I had strange deja vu while reading this threat, which I feel like I've had deja vu about before. Where did you all come from? What in a large bag of fucks Cool, now when do we get it? Not really sure how that was even accomplished? Sweet Whovian gods I want the Weeping Angel ones I'm sorry. They were all on stock maps in the footage Then... what up with Sony's VOIP? This happens to me a lot...except it's Tiny Tower on my iPhone telling me that my Pharmacy is ready to be restocked. the devil is that? GOOD GOD! woah me too GORDO?! It looks like it A bunch of people on my FB are already playing Wat..... Grandmaster **in every race**??? This is going straight to the front. I don't think Day[9] realized the magnitude of what he said How nicely would I have to ask you to rape a child for you to do it? replace drunk with tripping face Holy shit is the same fucking face! I've also heard he fucks with people about as much as Bill Murray how do you smoke in the shower So Nick Lachey hit on you while still filming for Newlyweds? Wow, there are a lot of bitter people in this thread. Is it because, at 12, he's done more than you'll ever do? I literally **laugh out loud** where I am, when I see people wear these. They usually look at me like, no fucking way i watched that today (( What the hell is "solution management"? I'm pretty sure that right there is why I don't use an IDE Who is the famous one? I...would fuck every hot girl in the room....... Question... I just bought "The Vampire Chronicles" at Barnes and Noble and it has Interview, Vamp Lestat, and Queen. Are those only the first 3 books? I did not know there were more...I NEED to know I have never felt so helpless... 4-4 Are you refering to the one that been around for months, or did they managed to make it even worse today? You lost me at "Would there be a drop in pregnancies because these guys think its just a bit too kinky?".... and my cat used to bring me mice Oh I've lost many a mage and assassins to those mountain lions...the worst ones are the invisible ones near that "zero visibility" quest There are seriously people playing with motion blur? At least he is laughing I have no reaction to this video... I feel emotionless Well then I guess it _wasn't_ a crime! Hitler had 2 kills , 1 death, and 3989210 assists? Both curious and horrified to know what was causing all the maggots This is oh so true. xD Although I've had fun playing with my clan.. trying to drop out of a chopper and c4 them before it tears us to pieces Nirnroot was in the Todd Howard playthrough video, part 1. I was at Dragon*Con this past year in Atlanta, dressed as a Hawkbrother from Mercedes Lackey's Mage Winds trilogy. My mother and I (don't judge, she's freakin awesome) had dressed up as a mage and scout, respectively. While we are standing there, watching the parade, I get a tap on my shoulder. I thought it was my mom. When I turn around, she is talking to this lady. I smiled at her, thinking nothing of it. When she walks away, I ask, "Who was that?" My mom gives me the *Because it's a ***fucking game.** Top 5?? Especially when around my friends who all smoke like chimneys, I totally forget there are people out there that think I'm a drug addict. Sounds like its evolving People will look on September 11th as just some day from history class, without any emotion, no "I remember where I was." It'll be as unfeeling to them as Pearl Harbor is to us. Seriously,the trees look so real. Awesome, time to buy my Hurricane Was Ron Paul doing a Jedi Mind Trick on Rick there? you can rent games at redbox?? Cum e asta un motiv *in minus* sa iti iei theremin? Upvote for courage There is no 100%. Skyrim's quests are *infinite* Don't have a truck, and I saw a video of something on the truck ripping clear off with this method Is it rape if they don't know its happening? Furthermore is time actually paused or are you just moving really really fast like in that movie clockstoppers....if this is the case would the difference in speed damage damage her lady parts and for that matter would she have a really intense orgasm in real time almost instantaneously..... More impressive: it works the same if the cart is occupied or unoccupied. Sorry, but did you just call the Ramones and The Clash Post-punk? So it fixed the problem until I restarted my computer and the it prompted me to restart and when it started back up it just went straight to a black screen with a blinking underscore. Damn... those legs. Perfect prone streamliner down 5% grade: 174 mph. Which show is this from WOW wikipedia? So spot on it's almost scary! An update that does something besides breaking firmware hacks? if she doesn't know what they r..what do u think she would do with a floppy disk? Are you hitting on me? Is this a date? Maybe he's not interested in Anal...but double V?! R-really? Do you shit with the seat down? I've been crying for 5 minutes Just out of curiosity, what were the other books about? Anything besides books? For some your story is exceptionally interesting to me What really blows my mind is that Mayhem was training like that hard, and he didn't even have a fight lined up. i am dude, the wierd thing is that when i start getting the error, i get it every single time i try to join a server. what solves it now is just restarting cs Aha, that is awesome. Nice to see someone I know in here! Well I don't know you per say, but I know who you are. My stepfather used to go to the original Red Robin back before it was a franchise and he told me that they had topless waitresses Ho . . ly . . . shit. That look would turn any poster into a socially awkward penguin instantly. Cant a bear run at something close to 30mph? You're saying they can climb a tree faster than that? Don't you understand? We look like Americans, not Asians, therefore we have to side with them! Even when you feel a bit fat and you know that's not going to change in the next half hour? Even when you're in a shitty mood and would actually like to hear that it's all just in your head? You never feel the need to just be reassured that it's not *that* bad? That never happens? Seriously? You'd rather not be with a guy who says that you look fine even though he think's you're kinda chubby? You really don't enjoy the company of people who choose to ignore your mundane flaws whilst celebrating your positive traits? great artwork Okey Reddit, you're scaring me now. Just came back from reading about this very passage in the john I think I've had enough internet for today A TL;DR for three sentences? / Have I seen this comic before? You care about *Opera*, but not Safari? You want to win? That option is available in every single game mode though. Why force people to play a 55 second game? Every damn time my boss days anything to me. Today she told me she strained her shoulder from clicking her mouse too much at work. I was so worried this was gonna be porn Lol, I was trying to be funny kinda, but I don't see the humor in what I posted now. The Police is 8 oz. is that not coki to the left of distance drinking?? i thought it was at first glance Deities of Time, Space and Dimensions.. I like that hat, and your eyes. is that wrapper pink or orange? LOL!! When she can't remove the lid does she ask you to help her open it? Now you have me wondering what my husband does to me when we fight.... I. Am. So. Jealous What is this, why would someone down vote That's exactly why I can't bring myself to read them! I read the synopses on Wikipedia and immediately went That website looks so sketchy! Asking for all my private information There are different time zones across the world (aussie here). Some get it earlier. For example, 14 hours ago I was playing it, I have since slept 3 short hours and now I am at work... waiting, waiting, waiting... can't wait to get home and keep playing. How are you talking to Japan on 10m when the 857 is as deaf as they get? lolol, i'll rim you. Wow... that was incredibly beautiful How many grams is in each bag?! Read topic title This is so weird. It's like... it's like he's a normal person. I never have to do `<C-r><C-O>"` for literal insertion. `<C-r>"` always works. Maybe were not asking the right kind of questions, maybe we don't have the right heart condition. ... WE actually made it to 11,111 WHAT IS THIS?! Agreed. Also, regardless of situation no one gives a fuck anyways no matter what you do. And when a girl walks around campus all guys are like your mom comes into the bathroom when you're in it? I'm not sure about his claims of using a trackpad, but why do you find it surprising for people to play SC2 on a Macbook Pro? I use my 2011 Pro to play from time to time, and it runs smooth as butter (in fact, smoother than my 2010 iMac That is the best feeling in the world. I'm not even kidding right now.. I do the EXACT same thing. Those tanlines Are you not wearing any pants? I'm willing to get into handball if the players look like that People in Saskatchewan have internet access?? Yeah, it's me... Why on earth are your developers using maps? Am I the only one who thinks that position Batman is in seems oddly sexual? Like, I'd love to get on that... how do we know we don't just have someone that randomly goes around removing one block from everyones buildings My face instantly made a cross between Every concert I've been to they make you go through a metal detector Yeah I remember people drawing those all the time in ~6th grade. Never knew where it came from, or that it came from anything, actually. but I thought you just said carbohydrates helped with keto. Wait...I can make money by selling Pop-Tarts on ebay? Rather ironically, they sell it Ikea here Well, never heard of this before... this has now made me really self conscious of when im doing it...and its quite alot How much money is that? Wait. You can do that?? Great taste, less filling... That's what HE said! I was mesmerized by the floppy ear it's the most amazing rainbow I've ever seen Yeah, they're opening everything except the black trails Saturday, but i'm not even sweating it. Mon-Wed the temps go back up so they'll probably close again. It's a 30 minute drive for me, I couldn't imagine 4.5h for just the bottom half of the mountain Add vanilla ice cream and mix it up. It will blow your mind with the amazing flavor ( 28 brix Cab? You are correct. :) I read recently about the last polygamist wife dying not too long before I was born... Do people actually just drink milk at their computer, casually? I only have milk with cereal I can't imagine wearing shoes do whole day Well I was the minority at home and at Christmas and stuff but it wasn't in an uncomfortable way. I was never made to feel like an outcast, I'm comfortable around black people in the sense I don't get the typical white panic of shit, black people! I get a bit weirded out in rooms full of white people like So many WOLVES! With regards to the events in Call of Cthulu, I was somewhat You consider that a grower? Everyone i know is like this (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ＼（O_o）メ（ Hardly. We do have some really awesome people though and there's some big big guys. My ol' man used to be a national Boxer, if that's of any interest Hey, that's not fair. Only 1 in 6 are on food stamps! ** What kind of powers would Bob Ross have? 200$ and only level 19 Wait, why would they smell bad? Hairs don't smell like anything D'oh! Are you my uncle? ...or in the case of our gamestop, somewhere in the 400 kids range! aren't we all Well, uh, wow. That's kind of weird I didn't realized all of Anandtechs old content was still on their site Well there goes my Beckerman comment I have no idea... I learned something from this rage comic Wait, we are not talking about a personal mute (ie ignore/blacklist) ? Did this come about after talking about rabbit vibrators? holy hooters batman! How's that a problem! I saw your image front page of Yahoo today. at first i was like, "wat? Anonymous is beating out Reddit Trying to show that you are a dick on reddit? All I can say is: HOW THE...?! It was a sign. how does his mom know about the impact font with the nice black border? This game is crazy! We need all the support we can get None of us have a problem Interesting i need less than 2647.92 Calories daily Jesus...TIL that eyes are incredibly creepy close up your typo really really confused me Clearly, any other board I would've been negbombed. However, you complain about being downvoted on reddit, you get upvoted I read the title and was like :D finally somebody who..*reads next paragraph*...wait... I'm more tripped out by his face So you... watched it again? Good, that's what I've been doing (walking casually). Looking forward to Week 4, although I have no idea how I'm going to remember the instructions... Holy crap I jut realized that I didn't mean that literally. Crazy, I know I didn't get it Once or twice. Feels weird when I'm on here and everyone does it errday interesting Flash is in cooldown the whole video? I do not have a single minuscule bit of sympathy for you or anyone else in your situation. People like you make me want to quit this game every time I play and I wonder how you people get through you lives saying things like..."die in real life" over a game As a Tim Hortons employee, I've never had this happen to me or any of my customers before. reporting for duty. > I hate reading these, because I always want to know what happens next. Please post the "next"! \ [ I knew you were going to say that That works until the day he finds he has 2 copies of the his favourite movie and goes all wtf omg big news! reddit gas station Ha, cute. Well, to each his own. I never considered Tennant *handsome* while watching him in Doctor Who, it was only later that I found out he's got a following who lauds him as a god of steamy sexiness. Is your friend a Nord? haha - thanks, I don't know why, I guess I have fun raging... Like I said, I'm weird. Then again, I've only just started playing video games two years ago (I was not allowed growing up, plus, too poor) the only games that I've really played all online, multiplayer, rage worthy, my first was L4D. I didn't even know you could play online with people Interesting... makes sense to me He should really get those black and white moles looked at Haha. ..I was trying to match his scarf Wait, you guys get taxed on the interest you gain in your bank accounts? That's backwards as fuck That's a coliseum. ANYTHING with an engine? What the heck causes this giant atmosphere jellyfish?! Why have I never picked up on that Why are you stalking me If the creepy person next to me looked at me and told me my knee would be cured, I would most certainly say it was, no matter how it felt. How old are you LOL I can't stop laughing I'm afraid to get electrocuted. Did you? I didn't even notice!!! Sorry my keyboard is sticking. This was made by the enemy My bad everyone! I'm a newbie here so I had no idea it was already posted in the past. Props to those who remembered it/were able to find it Also, on a side note.. my characters have no eyes Thanks... it was yesterday... Does Reddit show birthdays? The brain is God. I never noticed that I guess it really all depends. I've been playing drop B for about a year and a half on two p-basses with flatwounds and roundwounds and while it's pretty loose it just takes getting used to not making it buzz (though I like a little buzz because it makes a snarling sound when you have it all fuzzed out). Plus you can do some crazy bends! But maybe if I knew what size strings I am using that would be more helpful You're on a social bookmarking site, asking about social buttons Is that a pic of the screen of the game? So Irelia can achieve 90% CC reduction? This is why I hate texting Vanek will score more than one shorthanded goal?! The "Shack" sounds like a glorious piece of work. The decision was made! We got pretzel M&M's and Sour patch kids. That gave me real life TIL... That wouldn't cheer me up I bet your machine wil have no probems running it on ultra at 1080p. But like others are saying.. 1gb of DDR5 video memory is far superior and not that much more expensive especially because you're splurging for an i7. That's definitely ***not*** what COD is about. But thanks for the downvote Wait, no! that was added right?! O_O_O_O_ I am?? And maybe you are. Shit I see him.... Better yet, stare at your keyboard. ** BoxeR, Cella, Dragon, GanZi, YuGiOh, Golden, MMA, Alicia, Min, Ryung, TaeJa, CoCa, Puzzle and now Soccer - this is what I call a sick lineup Ew, why would anybody *want* to have sex with someone who is barely even aware of what is going on? What does one gain from that? Took me a couple of seconds to realise you were talking about Bobby Zamore, initial reaction was "That's a Paul Walker movie Why the hell do you guys taste your soap What is going on with the dragons head? **CLOSE ENOUGH** ... Wait is that? Supposedly Soccer is ~top25 KR GM as well, which is an accomplishment in itself. Given that he is giving up WC3 and has requalified for Code A of his own accord + laddered so much - I can see why they've decided to grab him. If he is really showing such determination and potential, I'm excited to see how he grows/develops in the SlayerS house which consistently nurtures players in pretty amazing ways What. Penis in the reflection.... enhance .... enhance ...... enhance ....OH SHIT! I thought I was the only one Can't even imagine green tea with milk! what about dugtrio? Pic's, or it didn't happen. WOW I didn't notice that at all Its high-res, you can see her nosehair its like the internet itself has ingested acid ( You have a problem with Psycho but not Silence of the Lambs? Looks like my friend's sister When I showed my boyfriend this he got all excited about the bunny, and then said with a blank look on his face "What's a 'companion cube'?" Well, I don't intend to piss anyone off, but I think it's utter bullshit to pay a monthly subscription for a game. I am very understanding what that money does for the game/developers/techs, etc., so don't get me wrong. I just think it's crappy. Of course he hits it with his head You sit on a pillow the entire time For some reason this scares the shit outta me... Oh god the BBC are having Eddie Jordan doing a mini grid walk. That was the plan, but I gave up after awhile and left the trap standing up. When I came back he was in there - I have no idea how The weirdest thing is living on the opposite side of the country and finding out that the n*gger and f*ggot are two words that people use as freely as fucker and asshole where I'm from...... Hes stalkinf me Girls poop ?? YuP0rn.jpg What did I miss? You know, when I read that I missed out on the "up" word the first time. Gives the sentence a whole different meaning yeah, def. the best picture ive seen in quite some time... well done Wth is going on with that thumbnail? This is interesting… I didn’t notice any changes to my pre5, but I modded my jar… how did these changes arrive on our machines? Strangely enough, Zoro and Perona is a pretty good pairing. why would you buy champs with IP when you need runes? it's my laptop webcam He's...getting nerfed How can you have a coach in a sport that has only been around for 2 years? Hey I think you're vaping that stuff a little too hot. It should be a golden brown when done, not black. Are you implying the pull-ups work your chest? I thought all EB games became Gamestops That doesn't look like an ounce Is that a nuke in the background? Actually, I think your horse might be racist I could have sworn it was a mudcrab I thought it was the Death Star. THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING CATCH I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! ...... Yes I know, the endersounds creep me out. The "scream" one is the scariest, and the "stare" one is the creepiest. Exactly what I was thinking, lol. Another funny thing about Chatterer (the "monster"/cenobite in your pic) - in Hellraiser 2 when he dies, it's revealed that he was originally a peasant kid from the middle ages I pretty much do it full-time now! Youtube tags...mountain, tiger, lion, bear. its a gang sign Saw a silly sign, posted it on Reddit. Obviously I didn't make the sign Through my periphery I initially read your title as *"Can a lurker with a unibrow say hi?"* Was all Yes. The OP's definitely the one that needs to grow up That's impressive. I feel this sudden uncontrollable urge to give you a hug op. TIL that the USA has detonated more nuclear weapons than the rest of the world put together Malaysia? they lost mine too and I ended up sending it in two months late, I still got in. Otherwise I would be paying 50k a year in a private university. i used to live in one in FL. I was blissfully naive about the concept/term until almost 20 years after moving away, stumbling on the wiki article above, and seeing my town on the list! I guess, in hindsight, the town's population was markedly homogeneous. I....I think I just became a Jimmy Fallon fan The girl in the barcraft video scares me. Because she is aspiring to become "zerg". My exact thoughts... and yet here I am with reddit on one tab, and freestyle on the other They wrote Markus Penison What exactly did he do? Must, Cuddle, With, HypnoKitten There used to be a man who lived out on the country roads just outside my already tiny town and he would intentionally stand in the middle of the main gravel road that people would use the most, he would be holding a pitchfork or a chainsaw just standing there and as you got closer he would try to slash your tires if you slowed down, then one day someone hit him because i mean who the fuck would stop at all if you saw some one like that ** It was never good... When I saw this jacket immediately after just searching touhou reddit, I knew immediately "HOLY FUCK I MET THAT GUY BEFORE Until you start paying for it What's in the black one? It looks a little suspicious to me Really? Sorry didn't mean to give bad advice. I wonder why my HUD doesn't show when I use f12. Just turn comp off? Me neither Did not know these existed.. must buy Owls are freaky looking birds. Me... Gusta... Wait, you have roll mapped to your keys? Rolling should be mapped to mouse ( Wow. Just saw this. Really scarry as I just picked some mushrooms yesterday close to this area. What's that thing going in to its mouth? It's badass, is what it is. Cannot unsee. But... for what? she looks like pornstar breanne bensen the comment i want to write is always there by the time i see the thread When I look at this image the letters appear to grow How the hell did you get downvoted for that comment? hmm i think i'm just gonna wait and splurge on a gtx 600 series when they come out... i think i've waited long enough with my 2 gts 250s That stuff about Demi seems so hard to believe he's got lots of wrinkles I know this anxiety!! Or that horrible, awful, worst of the worst moments when THE TAPE RUNS OUT AND THE SONG ISTN'T OVER!! My internet actually refuses to let me go there YES Just to make sure I got that right: HE STILL GOT LAID WHILE IN COMA? Yes, please. Tell us who this is My dagger does 30x Why? There's an onion paywall? Those are my top three too! Is this a mod or actually in the game robocop was shot in Dallas Dannnng I've always wondered if I would make a good caster Why not 'Fragile' by Yes? yeah My girlfriend also had her period earlier today She... penetrated... the boys? Is this actually in the game It's like he's torn between wanting to be a man, woman or reptile... I feel like it took you more effort to type that gibberish than it would to understand the post..... I can't fully express the reason, but it made my laugh out loud Grandmarape123 holy crap! I know! it's a valid fear! That's terrifying Decathlon is in the uk? picture like "Meanwhile in USA" Demi Lovato was struggling with Erectile Dysfunction? I thought that the last part with his child was the worst. That movie broke me, and now nothing phases me anymore No fucking way, how did i not see this It's... So... PERFECT Your support and AD were there that long? HOLYSHIT!! The *internet* was down Pentru threadul asta trebuie sa-mi fac user nou la ce povesti am. Season 1 is solid? and..... Moorhead here but fargo moorhead? same thing... i was I fought a dragon in a small quarry like area with a couple of towers. The area was so small I saw all sorts of weird animations/poses. I was able to make it crash and slide at the tower and it slid vertically up a cliff, leaving a burrowed effect on the mountainside. Then it was standing on some rocks and was tilted vertically, kinda like the horse does. I was just like What, why? Wait, is it original content? On reddit? Me too........... Her eyes are freaking me out! Bah, it's not in color order. Makes my OCD self want to fix the color order Is he using the Retro Encabulator? in germany this would be about 200€ (~276$) deposit I didn't quite realize the breadth of my forehead until I got bangs again a few months ago. Oh! Is this the end of the NBA? Why would anyone not pick B? You can hone bows? Thank the 9 that my girlfriend is playing this with the ferocity that I am. Might make for a problem otherwise. Now the problem is finding time for sex. WoW She must be my sister It's looking deep into my soul Thank you for the clarification. My stomach turned slightly at that thought. *HORK* Nope. I don't even know how I'm going to get it there..... no uterus/cervix = no access!!! So Chappelle didn't make the story up! [](/rdhappy "haha, i love it...but my friend thinks it looks like she's farting rainbow fire. What the hell is going on with that thumbnail? But Jesus is God... So he sacrificed himself to himself to save us from himself I feel women always have it the worst in these situations. The weirdest thing that ever happened to me was some girl on Facebook messaged me asking me, between three choices, what would I choose. The choices were Angelina Jolie, a kitten, or her. I was like "What the fuck?" Luke Wilson? Wow man I moved to the US from India when I was 3 too and had the same experience as you Wow man I moved to the US from India when I was 3 too and had the same experience as you Justin Timberlake is an awesome, entertaining person. I don't know why anyone would hate him. This actually sounds exactly like me Just imagine the cost of books for all those classes. Why? I have no idea, but I'm damn sure no one else here would've made it out alive. She once peed in a cup in my bedroom in front of me You are coloring outside the lines But.... I... WTM 17,000 views I think i actually jerked back in my seat when that jet took off How are there people that don't know this happens? what idiot renders film on a cpu when theres perfectly good gpus avilable Jesus, was there a company of marines firing on that guy or??? This is awesome. What happens if it flies out your window and into another persons room? lol thanks, my friend used to work at Wendy's and talks about the "tomato scandal" all the time and how for awhile they didn't serve ketchup Ice Nine! i cant even afford one of these fucking things and this kid is just throwing it around very very true. I personally think it's a lack of education. I'm ethnically Pakistani so I'll speak from that experience- in Pakistan you have this issue with the Taliban invading and extremist imams in small villages bandying about poisonous viewpoints because they haven't had the adequate education that teaches them how to interpret or read/understand classical arabic. I've had 6 people on a 16 person team back at spawn padding. those wheels holyshit... I just clicked the first rageface in your comment, and it went to a BBC News link about France using nukes Omg..Patrick Troughton just said "Hello to the people from New Jersey" .... *I'm* people from New Jersey (>'_'(> I mainly read this thread to make sure I wasn't mentioned...I use to be socially inept and definitely came off as a creeper. I guess trying to find the girls by their comments is still kinda creepy though I see some 6 Hours of sleep? Not only poets should be able to read poetry, though We noticed...oh yeah, we did notice!.. Uhhhhhh, why did I not know that this awesome song came out? Not sure if "less bad" is grammatically correct. Also - not at all trying to be a douche/grammarnazi or wanting to argue about it. Just at a [7] and curious if anyone else feels the same way. Define real girl and real guy. To me a real girl or guy is someone who is biologically female or male regardless of how they present themselves - if a biological woman is a tomboy she is still a real girl, if a biological man is very effeminate he is still a real guy. For most straight men another man who presents themselves as a woman and believes themselves to be a woman would not be a real woman, and it is their right to feel that way. Just like it is your right to feel differently, I don't really see what the issue is Well i'll be darned... "Warmog's Armor and Priscilla's Blessing are no longer purchasable in the Dominion game mode" Isn't torture? I thought the whole point was to torture someone into giving you the information you wanted? wtf did i write bro ? If you water proof your skin, can you wash it off later? How much do you want to bet he pastes Rarity's head on the models? Those eyebrows...so...strangely rectangular... Yeah, I remember saving a panth like this once. He ran back in and was promptly run over by a scion. I responded by saying "WTF?" and he told me not save him omg this is awesome How is that even possible!? Well then my entire server that uses cave spider traps for xp farming must be hackers including me ...the weirdest ...blackadder... right now? IT'S TRUE You haven't drawn in years? Why would people be reading a thread about episode 7...if...they haven't seen episode 7? I am pretty sure that the only thing the Dragonstone is useful for is completing this quest. It's not a big loss. Reminds me on Sleepaway Camp ending. That's exactly 11 months to the day... which also means the subreddit averages ~1,000 subs a month Not even a landing strip? Holy crap, I did not know any of the lyrics beyond the boom boom boom wayoo part. Now I'm like Only awesome if he uses the jet pack from the rocketeer and lights the flame by flying over it... Oh my what an absolutely stunningly gorgeous dog They do that a lot how like they said Corki was so strong just a few patches ago that it gave no one a reason to play any other carry (even though even back then he was rarely seen Why does his food...look like shit...and why do i want some Wow. My head is full of apples. \ Why is this being downvoted? your beautiful Huk is my favorite player, but it still hurts to see nestea lose like that. Thats what they want you to think! he's like a hybrid of the two. Wait, is there another season coming out? "Armed with the arsenal of logic"... or better yet, armed with an arsenal of guns. Seriously, consider going Columbine Virginia Tech on their asses. Ok ok, that's horrible, I'm only joking... maybe you played exactly the same way i did A robot with parents? After all this I really don't want to try Ambien Have a girl. They dont do that. Its happened before How can a Covenant you don`t really know anything about be your favorite? Gah! Loving those James Lace Up boots! Epic. I end up watching that freaking dragon icon on the compass get bigger and more solid [giggity] thinking OHSHHI-DONTGETANYCLOSER because you just don't know what's gonna happen! Few mention the sound design which makes it such a thrill when you're in these sorts of epic fights with fire raining down and when doing shouts. Though I haven't got the balls to try on master difficulty yet in case I get devoured by a slaughterfish on a river crossing ** I don't get how is it in 2 different parts of the pants. Pension funds in Germany oh god that face... Then what phone did i take the picture with I had before, but not after that! Scared he was going to prick holes in the condom or try and mess with my birth control, or something, eugh. I just want you to know that I will be vigorously fapping to you when I get home tonight I didn't preorder the game, but my copy came with the code I just had two encounters within 15 seconds of each other They can open doors! Infernities I never said you were unemployed AFTER A YEAR of gameplay habs gerade mal ausprobiert. konnte mich immerhin aufgrund meines (noch) vorhandenem facebook accounts gleich einloggen und spotify konnte mir auch fast alles meiner favourite bands bieten, auch wenn "asking alexandria" zum beispiel mit 1. song etwas schwach vertreten war that bike move at 1:15 How does this have no upvotes or downvotes? Well, the whole point of me streaming is to get people to watch and hopefully if they find it interesting and like the cause then they might donate. I honestly don't expect everyone who will be watching the stream to donate, but I hope there is at least 1 or 2 people who will. Hm...what make you say people don't really care if I sit at my computer for hours and play? Some say it's entertaining to watch a guy commentating after 24 hours of straight playing That's good to hear, I was thinking of going to one of the DC meetups (they have fucking CTF! Um... His head didn't even match his body Apparently the protesters, if police action takes place, have planned several safe spots around the outside of the park to rendezvous and plan to return to the park at a later time. So now the different races have different 'bears'? MINDFUCK You wouldn't believe how difficult it is to help people understand this. I want one too, but i'd use it for lighting/video control.... I hope you really didn't but Trist So far, I've never encountered bugs anything like this.. yes its much better now. could you explain the reference to me though? Jesus. I'm bumping myself a point on the Kinsey scale; that man is beautiful. how does the scout's shotgun work? lever action? rotating barrel chamber? not enough space for 6 rounds? Only cocks the lever to reload? sorcery Oh and, that aria looks pretty decently priced This legit happened this morning... god, I dread the day I meet my gfs parents, asian parents, who live in asia That's a lot of fucking cum. ...you have to make it available to anyone? he was always a viable jungler though? That's fscking cheap! Boss. No doubt. But don't do that to a black girl. When I saw this post I thought the Scott Walker recalls had gone militant Just looked at Zooey's wikipedia..... shes 32 I totally thought your hand was down that guys pants in that photo. That's about 95% of champions Hey did you hear (again), God is the only thing stopping people that are religious from killing people. I've been told (multiple times even) from some people that if it were not for God, they have no idea how they would stop themselves from committing crimes and killing people... First I was like: This is what alien music must sound like Congrats! That ring is GORGEOUS. Did... did he die? If you're having HDD issues, be sure to back up that source code Renting? There's an AMC chat? What are they arguing about? Their after-game discussion is awkward. beta key How many strikes did he have to bowl to get down from a size 90x30 to a size 30x30 Holy shit, this is far more detailed than I expected it to be from the link description. If Krosis is the dragon priest I'm thinking about, I had a pretty epic battle with him last night...he was accompanied by a dragon Oh, I didn't steal a beta account Mother of god, does this man even chew his food, or inhale meals like some kind of Kirby monster? Sounds like more fruit is required WHAT NSFW? Cool site! You can find Supras for less than 2k in Europe? How did you know where this was taken? i said the same thing The exact same craft number? It looks like my friend Mike's room. lol you disposed of the body in a fountain. Terrible idea. Also you probably just contaminated Whiterun's water supply. To piggy back, what causes the tingling sensation in different parts of my body when seeing gore. IE: WHen I read the title I immediately cringed and get a tingly sensation. God forbid its real Why would you EVER repel cheetos. They are a delicious snack. Please say you had bought this for her, or that you at least know where it came from Apparently people on reddit don't understand hyperbole. how does it still shock you though GOOD LORD My comment or the picture? I wonder what the server's uptime is my ex lived about 2 blocks away from this Christmas monstrosity. my only question is where they keep all of it during summer You should communicate better then Hmm, I've never actually given it a value. I guess it is just a generic property that in my head I know what it is. Kind of like most of my programs Me too! Woah, it's like he knew you were going to say that you're super cute! but...the bedspread might make some girls run! I guess that's we differ, is that across the internet, I've heard whisperings of "girls love huge balls... (TWO OF THEM, DeathSickle)... it's like guys loving huge breasts...", at which points the whisperings give a terrible moan and disappear. WOW I drive by this everyday...had to make sure this wasn't posted to /r/ilstu Being struck by lightning. Sooo.....When are you guys not home? You got something against the unlocked Samsung Galaxy Nexus? He is not ? Wow. Who is she? Wow. OK, now this is just getting puzzling. Do any of you remember what you posted about? And under what article? Because I definitely haven't deleted any non-inflammatory comments I've had quite a similar one so far Yeah. Either OP is paranoid, or not paranoid enough. What REALLY Then how are you replying?? Yup. My sister too... Definitely not the best looking guy ever ( It was a little nerve-wracking waiting in the pre-op room, but the nurses and surgeon made sure I was at ease. My anesthesiologist was the nicest guy ever. The surgery and hospital stay was rather pleasant, other than the pain killers making me puke and stuff. OH and there was a scary situation in the recovery room; I guess there had been a big car pile up and people were dying and stuff so they wheeled me out of the recovery room when I was still all fucked up from the anesthetic Holy wow you are teeny-tiny. the gf has hands. . . and arms. . . How can it get more obvious than buying Maokai? MAOKAI IS A TREE! I watched the whole thing. I couldn't look away.. It must get hot as hell in that room with all the equipment running, especially old school equipment At regular speed! This is probably the greatest idea I've ever heard of. How the... how exactly do your "bits" get on the sheets? Unless you have a giant vulva? Or you lie on your front, ok you've got some sheet touching there. Why is this a big deal again? Wow Your people have pizza cornish pasties? My grandma had a subscription too (she was the one that got me into Nintendo in the first place I think my least favorite thing would be embalming small children/babies. Today in English class (in japan) the teacher had to explain to students why you say "hang up" for phones. My mind was blown Living in California, I always have at least boxers on because of the damn earthquakes. Too many times as a child I saw my naked ass parents running out of the house during an earthquake; never will I subject anyone to that. Thunderbird? Why would you use a desktop email client? I moved from Geelong to Byron Bay, miss it terrible but don't have enough to move back :( (my old place is worth about ~2mill now I don't have any. But usually it's the people in Riften who say that? Geez! I'm 5'6" and 130 soaking wet. I can't imagine how someone can be 8" taller and weigh the same. So how is that IRL? Me! Sort of. Except I suspect I'm one of the weirdest people here: I used to sleep fully naked, but my extremities were getting a bit too cold, so now I sleep with a pair of mittens on as well as two pairs of socks. Otherwise, 100% nude. What? Im pretty sure most rural African villages have enough internet bandwidth to stream movies. Now if only they could work on that hunger and disease problem..... I thought that my accent would've given it away anyways I don't think I should have gone there what is that? Oooooh of course lol. All I EVER get is the tuna sandwich. Someone who was convinced the sun was only 100 °C (212 °F) hot i think they are good but they are quite sweet. just buy them and add more jack. Not sure I want to risk that. Do they have a casket as a coffee table? sounds to me like he mad, bro. at least you have an excuse to kick the cat if it misbehaves. I had only played a shield spear guy was in NG in the dukes archive, usually didnt spend much time as human so I had never been invaded, I got the message looked around frightened and saw a black phantom with all sorts of spells floating around, I squealed a bit and tentatively walked up with my shield up poked him once and he died before any spells hit me I don't know any other way to make friends. ... I could have worded that so much better It is because you never know what the surprise is, it might be dangerous you never know It's not the trolls that bother me... it's the people who are being serious if jesus touched MC hammer, how many narwhals would bacon? LOL wow, I didn't even know you could do that with Ritalin Aha! I understand, caffeine addiction is a powerful thing Frankly I was more confused by "I cant be arsed moving" Luckily, I just experimented for awhile (saved first)... re-loaded, came online to see if anyone else thinks it's working somehow I really don't follow football at all, but that was fucking brilliant. I know this guy. He has a red version of this jersey too. Kind of weird seeing a pic of him pop up on here What? I sail into the wind all the time... that reminds me, need to pick up 5 gallons of gas Cheesecake. AND CHEESECAKE IS FUCKING DELICIOUS. YES!!! 90s? It looks like it's gonna get run over the instant the car gets out of the ditch! My buddy did this in my freshman dorm room and it got everywhere. It didn't bother me too much until I realized it was actually melting parts of my xbox controllers Does this guy know me? This is spot on Dang I tried my dad's birthday but came up a few months short thought I was in the clear until I checked the time from my mom's. So much picking... Are you saying that having underwear catch your streak marks is a better solution than not having them in the first place with the help of water (shower or bidet)? Didn't know what that was and Googled it. Looks like it hurts. Tried going on this website on my break at work. Quickly realized there is like 50 vibrators displayed and a huge "SEX TOYS" sign on the front page. Yeahh I guess I'll check it out at home i never thought it would actually make sense Last night I was playing, set out from the south part of the map at midnight, had no idea where I was headed and didn't care. Eventually I wander into Winterhold. I was like "Wait a sec..." and pulled up the map and I wish I would have done this after my first serious relationship ended. I was the person sending late night text messages because I couldn't cope with how we ended. Probably would gone better if I had an outlet to express my emotions instead of crying alone for 6 months Wait, you could move them by pushing up and down? What could you possibly be doing on facebook for all of 3 minutes? Aww this was one of my second favorite levels, Ice Cap Zone was even better :). 7:30 though? Good lord man. The OP looks like three different pictures I am not attempting to sound stupid but are we the only known solar system? Yeah, I understand. I don't ever remember feeling above my grade except when I was in 6th grade. I felt like no one understood me and I still felt that way in 7th grade, but felt a lot better about everything once I got to 8th grade and started to think about life, the universe, and everything and how beautiful it all was. I started to not care what other people thought and I decided to not care what the majority of people thought, so I decided to carve out my own path instead. Sorry about that self tangent AAA That's what she said....... I'm just saying that if you're getting 4g for $40 on a regular basis than I'd be looking elsewhere if I were to get less than that for the same money... I know that $10/g isn't the norm. But as you've no doubt gathered there is no "standard" for what you get for your money so if you think the bag looks small then say so. How is that unproductive, why does that not make sense? If I felt like I was getting shafted I'd sure as hell speak up I actually encountered these two last night, except not at the same time. After killing D in his hut, I went outside an engaged the dragon. However, while he was doing the normal dragon flail around at the start of the fight, two bears out popped up During the Canada Post strike, I actually get my order from them in about 4 days, including the week-end Where's GP in all this Fuck tickle me elmo was my very first vibrator I just go to McDonald's and get McDoubles and Double Quarter Cheeseburgers without the bun or ketchup. It's delicious, cheap, and fast. Careful though. They've screwed up my order more than once One of my most vivid, early memories was being 8 and seeing mario 64 for the first time. I imagined I looked sort of like this -> "to shave *your* pubes?" ... Looks to me like all it does is up the contrast... That is very weird I really do not get this, I always ask when leaving someone 'Which way are you walking?' Simple solution to a big problem for some people Don't be silly, girls don't use the internet. Or poop What is Bali, Indonesia? By the way I know your from Vancouver..... I command those clothes come off This is my nightmare. They wiped their ass with PAPER dear god, your comment applies to both "beings" in this photo. You've ruined everything!!! Holy shit All I see is bagina. there are furries in skyrim? That's your idea of an asshole cop? did that story scarred you in a way? I asked my girl to talk dirty to me last night and was like MAGIC!!!! That explains everything. Amy? My first character is a Breton named Thoros What'd she do, go door to door asking if anyone wanted her services? if you rip a song from a podcast/dj set?? what?? Are you ... me? I wore that to the mall last weekend why, talent of course. Or maybe that is some language and is now a famous rapper. Childish Gambino. It was funny...It showed Zachary Quinto's character in the suit, and then showed the slow unzipping reveal kind of thing suggesting that the big one is going to be someone else. We've already seen Tate in the suit. I wonder if the secret none of the cast members guessed is that all of the ghosts have a go in it from time to time. What would you even do with that. That's happened to my husband before. Then when he told them that they had the wrong number they called him a liar and all sorts of stuff. It was odd. Once I installed one of those plugins and I use to had some popup windows with porn ads.. And one day my aunt came in and I wasnt watching porn but I get out of the room and when I came back there was this popup window with porn and my aunt was like I'm two decades old wait. Dyes are collectors-only? biggest question is WHAT SERVER he get gm on That's an evil-looking baby... how about in my small office, I'll get an email and the person who sent it comes over to tell me they just sent me an email Uhh...I just went there and I have no idea what's going on That's what I'm hoping for, and I think that's what my psych was getting at also. Calculating calories has always been a big deal with me, so getting used to NOT doing that might help. I have a tendency to see that I've eaten only a small number of calories in a day, allow myself to eat something extra so I get up to a certain number, and then that one extra thing turns into about a million extra things. *zombie digs tunnel underground Yes i do. I clearly remembering already studying all i'm studying now when i was in grade 5th (no, i'm not chinese). You know what's surprising? few students in my class cant even solve this dude me too Holy crap TIL a lot of people hate the GnR version of Knockin on Heavens door so FLUFFY! What. I had the pirates of the carribean theme stuck in my head for about 3 days before skyrim came out... Now I know why Blech, Dislike! And I'm not a country fan, so you know it's gotta be good if I think Dolly's original is best. f.u.c.k. I just got my account back. cannot unsee Imagine if you got sued for streaming a copyrighted game i need to check the weather more often THE V Have you ever been shot? There's always some site blocked .. For pretty much all countries.. Have you ever seen on youtube "Not available in your country" ? Then I don't care and I google it and find it on another site I think dogs can talk with you in this game So, the whole karma thing is a competition for u guys? Min is also spectating games with SlayerS_Crank and SlayerS_Lots [I killed him right before I helped Stormcloaks take over the city, his body is now missing It depends on the way it feels to me. I mean, obviously there are men who have horrible facial hair that are out there anyways but whether it's hot looking, scruffy, grunger facial hair, or well groomed, smooth ladies man facial hair if it feels awful I want no part of it. Remember the places that face will be going. *shudder* Only one explanation. She's a vampire! Voice, representative, rallying cry. MLK was super effective at this. Granted he was assasinated.... @ 51 sec. I now know why the mortar shoots ridiculously fast in game. DO WANT **ETA! I NEED ONE! Poisons... wait, they apply to your weapon? I didn't have any clue how they work I like their sound... but the I don't know why but there is something about them that scares me. Maybe its the whole thing with their heads sticking out of the wall I don't want any pics. I just think it's weird with 41 year olds here talking about their kids, which seems to happen more often than not around here now. No. I'm not trolling. You get the sound of bullets hitting an enemy....and even a visual notice too. Have you ***seriously*** never heard of hit markers? I feel like I'm getting trolled Seeing this on my page, my only response is.. This game is out already? And people have beaten it? whaaaaaaaaaaT $10,000 lifetime limit? There's a stampede of protesters running down Trinity. It's definitely raining. I hope no one gets trampled. You get seeds in your weed? I'm not trying to be mean (mostly because I have no idea if I agree with you or disagree); but this has to be one of the most grammatically garbled posts I've ever seen Yeah, I need to understand processors better... Whaaat Finland 2002 OMG. Holy shit, same thing happened to me! I was 13 and had just started wanking it about a month beforehand. One day, I was in the shower and I was like hell, why not? I had never used anything for lube so I thought shampoo would work, since it was slippery. Oddly, I never felt the heat you mentioned. I didn't feel anything out of the ordinary, actually, until I woke up the next morning and saw that my dick looked like dragon skin. My balls too. Then, agony for 2 days til I was able to start peeling it off. Never used shampoo for lube since jesus christ it really is an animal farm time hate women? I went to the middleschool behind the 3 girls around the 1:55 mark. The closest door to the gate was my pre-algebra class I can't handle people like this anymore. I commented and I couldn't control myself, I was just like "nope, you're a fuckin idiot, im going to shove the truth down your fuckin throat you idiot." My goodness, I'm angry. How does her student know she's a good cook Holy crap at your youtube user name. That's my name. So like... did you ever find out what the dog encounter was about? Egads! What happened?! Are you serious Hm...sorry to hear that :( I've only started playing with the dota group for about 2 weeks and they're all really nice Hah, makes me want to do something nuts with the one we've got... but no. I must resist. Sooo... many... books Well based on the nomenclature you just used, I'm pretty sure you've already made up your mind about all the OWS'ers. Coincidence? I think not... How the fuck does one play it in that resolution? I bet McMahon has something to say, but he's more willing to let them have their fun at the same time. They have more freedom as there isn't an injury factor to worry about, or if someone suddenly starts getting an attitude, or gets busted on a Wellness Policy charge... there's a lot McMahon and staff have to attend to... I mean, you can't have three PPV's with Inferno matches, in a row, but my Universe in 11 did it How the hell did they know you were wearing a bra? Did they check? or you could just get more ore per node yeah, well that's because most of the people playing tf2 are scrooges. skyrim, MW3, battlefield, etc all just came out, so who do you think is leftover in tf2 euww, didn't see that bit. How did you know his age? My friend did that I had to read the comments here on Reddit to understand what you are actually referring to. We... are the 1%? The first room is my bedroom, the second is my living room. I just added the blue lightbulb to my room and I've been reveling in this wonderful blue light, it made me start thinking about what other people like to decorate their stoner dens with. Also, this is the first time I've ever linked a pic of myself to Reddit. I was debating what gender ''it'' was not at all.... As a Cardinals fan, um... I don't know what to say... I'm sorry? \( The drawing it good? "vampire abortion to the face" Does it say in the books that she doesn't like pink? She hid the girl?!? I expected Shuma to be more probey & less sadistic [](/flutterfear) The hell did you find us? That picture is actually exactly what my friend's Galaxy S 4G looks like in normal use. I had previously assumed it must be a *really* shitty screen cover she chose, but now I wonder. Holy shit, looking at the perk I thought "meh, lame." That resolution... it's terrifying must lick all the pudding Fuck I seriously thought my computer broke at the end there. Then I don't get most of it. Its like r/WTF the TV show. Every now and then it makes me laugh but for the most part I'm just like No, I'm not racist. wait they actually did that...I thought it was a joke I'm waaaaay too sober for this shit dude. This is not how you get a gig. Appreciate that! I was starting to get a bit Wait...I thought this was a girl... this was like 4 months ago JulyZerg was at Columbus? I thought he went to Orlando I love these kind of pics of Vinyl! Which seems weird to me, since she's like the least seen character and yet one of my favorites. Does he not know? What really surprises me are how many threads there are on there ...seriously? There's an iPad? Lets go to a concert and get high as fuck shipping who? the giant sperm... Holy shit, my guy belongs to everyone... Your penis has its own tornado penis? i lost my sleep habit Why so hostile? Whoa, whoa, when did it say that Joker died? This is terrifying me I just downloaded 15gb of music the last 2 days at my university Wait, is there a wristband secret code? They're still friends? well this was not in my house it was in my front yard when i walk up to my two friends (im a boy there both girls) there poking my puppy dick i ask them what they are doing the stop poking it and say nothing. im like I didn't even notice it was live Why'd you suddenly get the feeling that he was jacking off? Wait.... swap spit? wait... i wonder if you can use it on giants that are dead I had this happen to me, except the giant and his mammoth took turns curb stomping it to death. Now I'm more afraid of gangly freaks than ancient demi-gods You really don't understand the difference between *being attracted* and *being a douchebag* do you? Ahhhh what is that glorious battery in the MFLB why is it all fluro Jeano is Jewish?.. TIL I guess. you missed a new witness Got caught downloading 127 Hours, about 6 months ago. Just got a warning that they'd shut my interwebz off if I did it again. Figured they'd be monitoring me too so I haven't torrented since. Surprisingly, I've been able to survive without it Aš irgi! Nežinojau, kad reddit yra žinomas ir Lietuvoj Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme! ** Looks like a lot of them still have seeds in them. naw just change the password and remove payment info for now. I've had this exact thing happen to me wake up one morning with a few $100 in charges. Apple will refund it all. I even got to keep the crap they bought which sucks for iMatch cause i seriously have Justin Beiber as a song I can download now. Can't you just got from Dragon to Daedric? You might just be playing it right now... I've never seen yellow cornstarch. Only very fine ground white, soft powder. wiki'd, sounds legit. Also, tomatoes apparently are berries. Double sleeving them all is fine. Doubling sleeving some is What if your opponent plays the same strategy. Is it just a game of chicken at that point or would you then suggest reeling back a little. I suppose you could just counter and go full steam ahead and go all-in on anything they re-raise and just hope for the best if called Why on earth would you choose to play on xbox rather than computer ? yes, then they started out, which is only a step below DZ giving himself a BJ... think about that Wait, I really can't resurrect anyone without blasting them away from their weapon, and when they rise they are unarmed... I tried everything but couldn't solve this one. Are you telling me that if I plant a weapon in their inventory they'll use it, but they wouldn't use their own? What the flying fuck. I never even heard of tub girl until after posting this. Holy fucking pseudo-novelty account, batman! You are a fucking genius Not what I expected! Almost better for r/wtf.... I remembered last time when Harry Potter 7 part 1 was released in MoA, The same! There's seriously nothing like greasy 'Mexican' food after a night of drinking. I love del taco. This is probably why I am not at my goal weight. Holy shit dude. Calm down. Why wouldn't there be cleavage? I always feel like eating veggie things like stir fry or just broccoli in a cup. Green beans and almonds too! But it's strangely ONLY when I don't feel well... I was surprised to see Hornswaggle with a bald head "Nothin' up muh sleeve...Presto!" you're saying for JTo vs AA vs AQ on 94Qhh board, JTo only has 22% chance of winning? no makey sense Damn. The specific law states that homeowners must own a gun. Not carry. And no, it's not enforced at all, it's just an excuse for gun nuts with anti-gun wives to buy more guns. Honey, it's the law! Not to worry. Given what I've seen of the Elder Scrolls modding community, we'll be knee-deep in horse wang mods before much longer. Seriously? This thread is blowing my mind. I mean what if it *is*! I second the Hahaha. Wait, an eight year old had that name...? XD Can eight year olds be pedophiles? I found a minty Bob, two standstills and 3 tops in a pile of cards, recently. Holy shit.... I played a whole bunch of games on no sleep and went like 15-5 That's a lot of pictures Banana mustache The only reason I wear bras at all is to *prevent* this from happening. They had one of those corner awesome jet tubs you find in some manufactured homes, so it was plenty big for two (or three That is so friggin' cool. Is...is he speaking English? Honestly I wholly prefer the convex sticks that the gamecube had to the concave ones the 360 have. those things actually hurt my thumbs after awhile When you type " It reminds me of Human Centipede I love riding a horse into a dragon battle...the dragon always focuses its attacks on my Epona...somehow she never dies... please share with me More often than I would have guessed soo, do they do french with a scandinavian accent IDRA vs NESTEA NOW! Christian has always told me to join reddit but I never did, then he told me that RT were gonna be on here answering questions so obviously I dropped everything and joined immediately... And then this happened... how did you do it so fast?! Ha well I'll have to wait until I get home from work today - I'm not about to repost my nudes from my work machine Wishbone! It wasn't till I got older that I figured out that the stories he read were actually real. Wait... what? I don't even know what double entendre means! They should not? What kind of half-assed democracy is this Probably the "mfw" (heavily used on 4chan) and possibly the picture you linked to. Faces like " Woah, didn't realise gaming became some sort of fetish, that is more arousing the more you feel outcasted by it I bet this Reddit post was a Gus Idea... BTW the last "Rooster Teeth PodCast aka Drunk tank...why the fk would you change the name" First half sucked. Yah halo is cool and all but the people who were there were BORINGGGG... Second half was great. BTW burnie stop missing poscast they are funnier with you. The electric fence story Classic. I'm sure it's a bit too late... but you can unplug the LEDs What? My mom insists in writing her own lesson plans for each week, even though she knows other teachers just copy others, including her own. She has to deal with a lot of crap as well, though I haven't heard anything about documenting everything she says to every student, ever. Don't say that! I'm going to PC in 36 hours. Same here. It doesn't help that I just got a text from Gamestop saying I'd be able to pick up my game Sunday morning....but didn't give a time! Tried calling the store; they're busy as crap apparently because no one is answering the phone. So now I'm even more twitchy *twitch* This just blew my mind... i just paused my game to make this exact post somehow, now even I'M getting downvotes for telling you what FTFY means. it's like some kind of conspiracy meant to keep it a secret respect for naniwa wp but nestea won it for me drone rush to cancel fe and force canons then turn around Maybe it has a thyroid problem just curious, how did you learn this? in school or during your own time. and if it was during your own time, do you research Wikipedia for this stuff So do I, weird. Though I just tried it with Firefox and it worked fine. Same Born in Vegas I see wtf ..i love Kaboose. What if they put it on **netflix** The plot thickens. lol it does but it definitely is normal length. Blackberry phone pic Is it whorish of me to want to help out all the "foreveralone" dudes sometimes? The real WTF is how you interpreted it a a sex story If this is 6" we're all in trouble You mean the driver has to pay for gas ? What version of windows are you using? MADRE DE DIOS! I usually just lurk... I just made an account to say hi to Rooster Teeth. you could always switch to cotton uniforms I've been there, it's amazing, I also stole chopstick from there I actually wake up like the 1st picture. so he makes you wear them outside in public wear everyone else can see it? I read that as "this **centipede** falls over"... After my SO and I had been together for a bout a week there was actually one day where I said 'stop your going to kill me!' I read your comment in Robin's voice from HIMYM Morally... objectionable? How? Why? It's a *reskin*. Some nuts are considered fruits... Walcott's first touch is sublime They take up shit loads of space.... Your outdoor cat slept in your beds? I'm not even logged in and I get ultra quality most cardio machines are thought of as girly. I think because the term, "cardio bunny" exists for those who obviously do nothing but cardio, which is kind of an insult. That explains why I can never put anything on my Asus Transformer from my Mac. ...and yet you take a picture **inside?** I don't use them at all. This is bullshit WUT I went really far north and saw these two priests fighting a ancient vampire. I stepped in to help them and got annihilated by one fireball spell. Hella is 30 + years old. Scary again? Does she always talk that way or is she making her voice higher for the videos? Nobody wants a beta key wtf "This video is private". wait. what? I thought Canda had a better social safety net than the US? TIL some people think there's no snow in Japan Meat is leaking out My parents' cat is like that with plastic bags, she loves licking them, chewing them, sleeping on them... not sure why what's that say about naniwa 20 feet tall moose would be terrifying. It would quite literally be able to stand with one pair of legs on each side of the the road and have cars drive under it. Yeah, I have the same thing, but genetics is a guy with a big dick. And orgo is my bf. I disagree with Pooksie there is no other side Hmm I'm Russian as well and that's how I translated it too The eyes in this picture kinda creep me out But you could do that with one bathroom Slenderman's at your house. RUN AND NEVER GO BACK. Indiana doesn't show up and Illinois wins Yeah, it comes out to 2600 (I think) effective health. As long as he sits back and heals up, there's no way LB was going to burst him down. Surprisingly extremely effective How was it sexist? If it was a guy on here posting naked pictures of himself I'd say something similar. def was not me. so i narrowed it down by one. now if everyone did that, you could find out who I want to be about 160 when I'm done - I'm at 222 now. I started at 156, so I -know- I've come a long way, I just can't see it. But it seems everyone else can, so that's good, I suppose. Front page? Always thought "Metro 2033" is our local russian stuff. Your guy looks a lot like mine, except mine has white dreads. Is his name Old Man Swampfoot, too? I just watched that movie...JUST finished watching it..so that's creepy. Why would somebody downvote that? I didn't even see those posts... STOP READING MY MIND! Of course I do. As I was taking this picture, this old man beside was like, "mmmm yea, take the pic, make it last longer." My reaction: Dat triple ult, DAT TRIPLE ULT. Oh! I like you a lot He IS talking about skyrim... Wow, that is a LOT Shaun White is watching you Hi guys I just came here what's going on he-- The furby thing would have freaked the living shit out of me, and I'm not even scared of robots How does one make something up from memory? .... .6 Your hair is wavy ...... need a car. Gotcha. I'll have to figure that out. Fuck me in the eye hole, agree with you My friends tred to get me to watch the 2 girls one cup video. I clicked the link , braced myself, and..... That phoenix micro I would like a mod with this replacing the in game music. If this spray gets in your body...it would probably be fatal...Imagine your entire gut lumen suddenly becoming completely hydrophobic That ouija board shit is real... me and my friends was playing and casper the friendly ghost shimmied through the wall and started smoking weed in the corner. Source of image? Pretty sure I know this dog No lag but after commercials my screen goes black Both. CAN they do that???? i thought it was a sunrise in the preview Y'know, I didn't even notice that until you said that. Who likes pubes? Sorry. That is really wow :> thank goodness it was my second to last panel then This just happened to me a few minutes ago Am I in 4chan? Maybe I've been watching too much MLG, but I swear they splashed a photo of Artosis in there Do they even know whats inside in those fluorescent lamp? California... That was a fun video. It was very creative and makes you think it's professionally done! Or is it? I can afford them, I just want some free ones Seriously? There are not circles big enough to make this ---> I SWEAR that read third Not siding with the other guy, as there may be some situations where you can roll your scarf up while you're out somewhere. But you keep them rolled up in your closet? Really? You don't hang up your scarves at home? That is INCREDIBLY hot Isn't that true for them all? Ah I forgot about Sidonis, that does make sense then. I just find it kind of odd that he would be hoarding the bodies Never noticed his pants :X Next your going to tell me it's on his sword? I graduated from my high school this past spring. Today I found out that the Jrs and Seniors of this year started a "Pregnancy and New Moms club" 22 reporting in. Had I played this game as a teen I feel as though I would've ignored all the cool but subtle lore. As I've become a bit older I catch myself reading item / spell / quest descriptions more frequently. I've never done that... obviously I'm in the minority My girlfriend told me she thought it was a little bit boring Upboat because I am curious as well. It's more like :D this, I was gonna say fold up a ton of toilet paper if you have to.....anything is better than that Y'know, while combat on horseback would be great, I want something much simpler. I want to be able to talk to people I meet on the road without having to dismount every damn time. I don't know if I'm just being a paranoid parrot, or if people look at me a lot in public and at school coninue..... not everyone specializes in computers! Did I make it to that sub reddit? I chose intermediate because I've played a decent amount of DotA years prior to playing LoL Can't? What kind of hardware do you have? SWEET JESUS! He wasn't the OP SSC Tuatara and not tell them how fast it is and ask them for a drag race they'll think the SSC sucks and their car will win but when the race starts I tell them that it has 1000+ HP and they'll go Going to need more than just fire to kill that thing ... i'm not falling in the considering trap anymore, my brain already run scared shitless cause of it. holy crap how far is that store that you need three and a half hours to get there? or do you need that much time to get ready? He took that one crazy uppercut and somehow was still ok Holy shit. The paint peeling off the walls in some of those pictures look like a scene straight out of Silent Hill. At first I was like I just came Hmm well when I look at my jeans it says size 30 but there is no way I'm a size 0. A size 0 is tiny tiny tiny. Erm *checks another pair of pants* Yeah it only says 30. My dress pants are either 8 or 9 depending on the brand. So yeah... not a size 0. Maybe we don't use the european system after all?! Just some kind of confusing black magic They're all playing on Dual Sight I would suddenly play support 100% of the time How many teeth on that crank?! Sooo... What graphic settings you got there, buddy? Thats a surprising number of indian redditors Couldn't agree more. Last year I asked a "Blackhawks fan" to name three players on the Hawks. His reply: Kane, Toews, Khabibulin. ya lol. Someone in the thread suggested that maybe Crocodile is Luffy's mother and was secretly working for the revolutionary army. In order to infiltrate the world government, Iva made turned Crocodile into a man. Although, I feel like even if that was true, he is no longer on that path. He probably gave up on the plan when he found out about pluton. So ya that would be crazy plot twist. Crocodile is female and married to Dragon 08, there is a very high chance we might know eachother what are you talking about now? Not sure if trolling... Fear not! Kids are the future, and someday soon these kids will be in charge of America's armies and nuclear stockpi... ahh fuck. I want to see those replays... Wait, wait, sex is a wonderful thing to do, so not doing it shows that he loves her? isn't this picture really old? She is a genius I try to avoid mentioning it anywhere near the concept of athletic sports, because oh boy do sports fans flip their shit when I compare the mental resolve of a top Starcraft player to the resolve of a tennis or golf player. I can't tell if this is real or if its shopped. His head just looks like it doesn't belong on that body how do i know how much my backpack is worth??? what the? All my friends know I listen to kpop... What have you DONE? In that case. when can I come pick one up? Do you think she's hungry? Mavrick.. dude, how did you get your flair? its not in the flair table Pan's Labyrinth. I was watching it my with my then-boyfriend and his parents. I was freaking out inside the whole time. Especially the part with the creature with the hand eyes. WTF. I feel dumber after reading this shit... All of the Saltwater So I could've bought new spells for Mercurio all this time Oops Oh. Well it's a quote from Zoolander... the girl (whose name I can't remember) is talking to Derek (Ben Stiller) and Owen Wilson's character and admits to them that she was bulimic (sorry about the misspelling) because of the pressure she felt from media/models. When she says "I was bulimic" Derek says "You can read minds?? Check back at the Castle. She's probably sitting at the table in front of the Jarl, that's where she poofed off to when I abandoned her accidentally What? Freakily, this is no.7 and the original is no.6 on the front page. That dog can book it! What the hell is that The denial and rationalization within me, which I have arbitrarily nicknamed Polyphemus. LOL, you should see Georgia drivers when it snows/ices He seems compliant. Is language an issue? And are they going to know things about themselves after they passed away. Also can I meet them at any point in THEIR life and it effects the future?! google's been watching you Cross your eyes so that they overlap... Ok, NOW it's fitting My best friend flunked out of college, and moved home. While going to community college he met his future wife. There's no way to put this lightly... ARE YOU A FUCKING MORON? with a photo of your screen name? In addition to what That is what qualifies as a hipster today? And gets 300 upboats? eastman kodak is still around in ny? I double checked but it does say "Postal"; unless I'm not picking up what you're putting down LOL for the past 24 hours I was like, what kind of person can it be with a NSFW tag no looking at the subreddit it was under. Finally clicked on it today. Eh, the timeline seems to run contrary to your statements, as I see it--the Elves *were* combating Sauron, they were simply working against a different force than everyone else. The Elves fought against his forces in Dol Guldur, while the Dwarves and men of Dale fought against his Eastern, human allies, and the southern nations fought against Sauron's forces in Mordor. It's a pretty clear set-up to me, and involves no "indifference" on the part of the Elves. My Fantasy Football Team name is My Little Bronies.. *Mimosas don't go well with cheese unfortunately, but I may try this with some ceviche I have heard that before. But I have also heard that Science doesn't know. People's ... since when do people downvote on r/trees? There are 416 downvotes If only it were blackberry kush Oh god There really isn't much reduction, in fact some weapons at certain ranges go UP in damage You make it sound like an embarrassing golfing injury -\ Australian advert? anyone spot a "Kliq" shirt during Rock's 'New York New York' rendition? Mother of God Aaaaand that's why you always have a pen and paper just in case, sooo many lappys in that room I haven't seen that screen in so long And a lot of effort and confusion in-between? Is that a CRT? pigeons are now trending world wide on Twitter Why is the ball dark silver? I thought, hey that looks cool until I saw how expensive it was. This one tourney made him top 10 I totally read the first sentence as "I used to be chicken" I've been clean from facebook for a year now because it was wasting too much time.. the whole time i've been on reddit. She looks awfully familiar... her name melissa by any chance? Marty let VY throw to Riley Cooper in the end zone. And he just caught a TD pass. I am so conflicted. Not religious, but I wish I could've done this when my optometrist started talking about "Damn Obama's a socialist and democrats are the devil" about 2 inches from my face. My response "uhhh. huh, really?" Why was it granted? I must've missed something, cause this wave of fawning has me all the hell is this from Unfortunately no :( But it should work if you haven't started SC2 for that time or anything Take both... DAT LIST. OH SHIT. I thought investing was only 500 gold? How the hell does Lucan get more gold than I do? Rounding up. I see how it is For some reason I imagined the teacher with a Swedish accent Serious question here, why submit this thread with the title being a spoiler? Anyway, we need more Shinhwa content, haha. So many young groups... Are private prisons legal? I want to go to there. Yeah, morrow is one of my favorites and he hasnt been too active recently so thats a bummer. Just imagine how much more stacked this MLG would have been if Mana, Thorzain, Hasu, and MorroW attended as well O_o 4,859 Down Effing Votes! That happened to me once...confused me quite a bit. I invaded in The Depths, run towards the bonfire and hear the sound of some fire spell. A second later those waves from TWoP hit me for damage Oh, I was like, how did the three grandmasters get clumped up so close together Oh my glob that's the Green Goblin RIGHT BEHIND HIM *nauseated. Do you feel disgusting? Thats what google is for I don't know if a documentary about him is a good idea he might go after you Then explain JULY! You're making a rage comic about this? Wow, a guy asks for a price check and 8 minutes later you're selling one? Where is this? I need one are those prices in pounds or something? what utter madness is this? Yeah, seeing that really got out a TIL you people call the common wasp a "Yellowjacket". To be fair the guy looks like he's about 5' tall himself ..that's a website for rugby you wear that to work At first I was all lawlz, then I was all What? People really think you can only have 1 account? I say this phrase all the time ROFL. My mom yells at me for saying "crap". why should goku needs help against picollo ? Holy fucking shit. Holy Christ! How have I never seen your pics before? You're gorgeous I could imagine some kid asking him to do the impersonation and then the parents/Mojang people standing close by going " But the prophet did not restrict or control his wives... EVERYONE ? ( Is it just me or can we see his balls ?! My beard is brown (with a few white ones) my moustache is a kinda strawberry blond Actually - I think iit's full of semi-serious/serious people and trolls. It is when you cancel your hatchery His head. It's a different color than his body Are you maximusblack? Seriously, I've heard this in a retail setting so many times as well, and I work as a tech. Exactly, its all about the sacrifices we make for love. Hell I would do it just to smell the leg of that marine who she went to the ball with. Yes...and I do mean THAT leg I guess that's his regular voice, because that's also how he does Steel in Balto, the asshole guard in Aladdin, and the Great Fussili in CtCD, but he also does Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, and Ed the hyena. This guy's been around If somebody started talking about marridge after a one year relationship, I would freak out and I'm a female. I was with one of my bfs for 3 years, I loved him, I planned my future with him but only as far as working on our house, but never getting married Wow, thank you! High praise - there are some pretty awesome redditors around here. ... Awkward penguin moment: you are pointing at *me*, right..? I'm here in kernersville even weirder It looks like Michael Cera. I read the entire article. It felt like a Stephen King book. And then I read this - Stem hot chocolate? Oh Geez. why were they in your basement? he has noooo idea batman begins and year one ok maybe, but tdk and long halloween are completly different stories. and dark knight returns. 8 years are to short to be a retired batman and whouldnt be superman then the enemy and not bane ? Where is this located? I live near Columbia--was driving around there just the other day--and I never saw this Holy crap, are you... me? why.... are they swimming ... in a stadium What are your complaints about getting it up? Wait..you're caught up with the show, and you're worried about...spoilers...regarding theories...meaning they aren't spoilers at all? The lesson I've learned from all of this... r/minecraft has a lot of Yogcast fanboys. This place is a thing? He dances in Korea all the time. Not sure if this is true (the memories are not that coherent) but i think i fingered and otherwise got a bit kinky with my upstairs neighbor when we were both around five years old... I didn't know tasteless was getting married He actually went and made it Holy coincidence! My friend told me about this movie on the bus today Good O_O or bad Never sold in america, but I got a shop that specializes in SR, and RB swaps/performance to do my swap and certain parts can be ordered from nissan(my swap came with a bad turbo so i bought a brand new one from nissan($1500 Wow, I thought I was the only one that did this I didn't know this. Biggest example of how bad defibbing can be at times. 3 people failed to defib that guy multiple times Just realized that he only rented to non-Americans because there wouldn't be a major search for them woah, did not know diggity is a redditor I remember this! 401 right? My manager called me into his office for this ... "You have to take a look at this" ... What'd that guy say? He deleted his entire account over something that sounds like nothing, if that makes sense. Ok just get this 3rd down... Yeah... and neither do you Whatever floats your boat man maybe it is ...inside you." Strange thing happened to Lydia in my game. I remember telling her to wait at the College, and then a few RL drinks later, I have no idea what happened to her. I always thought Finland was a part of Scandinavia myself, until I learned otherwise earlier this year. Apparently, the 'official Scandinavia' is Sweden, Norway & Denmark, then Iceland, Finland and the assorted territories join the party under the 'Nordic Countries' banner. 'Tis a little confusing Is it just me or is James' husband now a new guy? Does "That's Asses!" make any more sense? You're surprised that people 'act' on YouTube? You're exactly like me... Haha, I think the same thing every night now I thought I was the only one! You mean from Stargate? ARE YOU CRAZY!? Why don't we just build an AI and put it in charge of the military for crying out loud. Oh, and if we ever find aliens and they turn out to be hostile, let's keep an infant so we can study it. That's awesome! I didn't realize tuna fish were that big Cost more than the game Crotchspawn? Is it just a small skate board or an over grown bearded dragon? r/ecards i read your comment in the tune of the song the lighting, and the way you rendered glass and metal are absurdly good I watched it She has really big feet. I read that theologists suspected that is was a pomegranate uhh this sounded pretty good Er, I speak French as my natal language, and I don't get what's funny Are you implying that you haven't been killing all wood elves on sight? I poked what looked like a paint bubble on my house. It turned out to be a spider nest. Hundreds of NOPEs pour out and into my hand and body... Got it. There's roadways like that here in BC, particularly when going through the Rocky Mountains. Mountains to the left, sheer freaking drop beyond the guardrail to the right. Thanks, just did that, damn big update Reading this...I awkwardly felt the same way I found KY Jelly in my boss' desk Thats atleast 5k worth of stuff right there So... a water moccasin is not impractical footwear? Holy fuck, they are gorgeous! Fookin nurses damn near ordered me to take a peek and feel the baby's head in all three births I do too! It's called the U.K! setting it up? When was this? Dude.. You gotta be kidding me. Just looked like alot to take in all... at.. the.. same-time. Son ? The house was built in 1959, and was owned by the original buyers until we bought it last year. The house was rented the last few years before it was sold to us, so this haunting may be associated with renters. We actually bought the house for quite a bit under market value and joked that maybe they were getting rid of it cheap because it was spooked. I'm not sure where she said it was. I'll find out when I see her next and post it here for you. This guy could be your neighbour! I got the same message So much dance space Yes I just tried it and its working That is why he enjoyed it....next time I think the worlds look different from game to game. Yeah I know Volibear=Volibar and who he is. I was saying why hate on Volibear but not Ezreal, because it's the same concept. Also because ill put in (for example) Necrophagist then one or two songs later they play some hardcore band... Im sitting there like I wasn't the only one Oh it was true? North Korea: Kim Jong-Il . America: Ken Jeong...... You're a genius. That is all. Are you talking open open??? -> Why do you sign with "Xpeial" though? Up vote because same feel Fattenings? but what if you help the Empire in the game?? Like I will.... The stormcloaks are skyrim aryan brotherhood. joke much? And for that you become a registered sex offender Painuser get better looking glasses Chill out, you have auto attack on Madre de dios! Oops Use computer IT magic to turn them into robots and take over the WORLD Same thing happened to me ouch My first 'good' bike was a 20-year old Miyata hybrid steel frame with skinny tires, replacing a Magna mountain bike that probably weighed 40 pounds. The first time riding it back up the hill to my apartment was a complete But it could be a chick with a beard I'd still tap that I would so rather have the death penalty than black dolphin. You...you actually like meme spam? I like Facebook snark as much as the next guy, but those two blocks of text are just painful to try and read through....don't Facebook updates have a character limit on them? Where what how 21 and just now seeing this HE TURNED LEFT My friend posted a conversation on facebook that I was involved with and he asked me to upvote it.... And now I can't escape. Real time chat is the only reason I use Facebook omg xD I did the same to a friend!!! but I said: "Visible" - "INVISIBLE" Embezzlement as a form of tax evasion. What could possibly go wrong? Do you just lurk on the SuicideWatch and LGBT subreddits and hug everyone? that MoW Virtue is orange The internet attached to my brain. How did you meet all these people? I mean... 5 different super crazy exes? I think he's kind of sexy in a sneerish creepy way. He wasn't spamming, if you actually watched the video and understood how to analyze it before you started critiquing a great player then maybe you would know what actually happened. Do I know you? My buddy is scheduled to go up in Feb. I heard a **thud** when I read this comment. I freaked out there for a second because my name is Sarah. I have this same problem but baby and I can't have dairy so all my favorite recipes and foods are out! I make shakes with coconut milk and rice protein powder from whole foods. Also Trader Joe's carrot muffins and oat muffins. I eat all night long and I'm still starving and losing weight! 5'7" and 120 today Haha, his name is Snuggle Bear... and I suppose he's a little more voyeuristic than I had previously thought haha I don't think I need to worry about that but then again, maybe you're right and she's tricking me right now Hehe, looking at all these comments I'm not sure whether to be glad I'm not the only one who like just stared and played with it or worried that so many of us actually got distracted by this. I'm naturally wary of any place that sells raw fish that isn't near the coast, but if it's run by Japanese people it's suddenly ok. Didn't know that vimeo now has HTML5 player 15k mins Glad you like! I didn't realize there were so freaking many when I made it All that and they still feel it necessary to put a "parental advisory" label on it. And they shouldn't be able to choose the rest of the time? Jars upon jars Where that come from? where, the unfinished line I'm still tweaking? Woah, that's so cool! Though it would prolly scare the crap outta me if I were to roll over and see it right next to my face in the middle of the night Got them WMD's? Oh lord. That gave me immediate The font colors What's in Cordele county? I was thinking how that was quite cute and funny, but then it sort of sunk in that you were 12 (twelve!) and you could cum, then it was not so cute and funny anymore. this has been my background for about 2 months. It gets me bad when I exit all my internets. Wait, what? Anything on the 900 will fuck it up, even if the galaxy nexus we're on is on 3g for example?! That can't be right can it That's weird, it shows wake island for me Oh god, now the idea has been put out there and it's only a matter of time Dat hip/waist/bust ratio do you work at the one in rivercity? My reaction went a little like this: definitely! I'm packing and getting my car overhauled, hot boxed the rental car What...........the..............fuck That place is right behind where I live German Daniel Tosh You *forgot?* You get bud in hawaii? From where!? As a programmer, that was really really neurotic what just happened there. I deleted my account a while ago for unrelated reasons, but one guy contacted me out of the blue and basically wrote that I was a little girl with no clue, and ended with something like, "good luck being used for your looks by every guy you meet." Damn, is there a role where this guy isn't a dick? Well 40 lbs is quite the difference ( Under... doors? Where did he state 1.8? How do ores regrow? What has reddit become... My thought as well dude I typed it just once for kicks... my Dunmer is now a female with a bearded, male face The fuck!? What is this "the seat?" Did I miss out on some ancient Japanese high school lore? I thought *Dodge this* in Trinitys voice before the slapshot. This made me so fucking sad. "we are soul-mates but unfortunately you don't believe in god and this is a test so... Wow this sucks, if only god didn't exist." HE DOESN'T So is spraying peaceful protesters assault too? holy jesus that is some aero-as-fuck tubing. Wait what? Nasus's Q now adds 3? I remember splitting face with average farm @ 2, what is he like now? I think it depends on the hotpot. I once had one Chongqing-style and the next day was basically.. Nice lack of comments... How would anyone understand what that is doing? Thought it was Scooby first Who was supposed to put them on and who got them up the Gary Glitter? And your assumption that I downvoted you is based on what? well id have alot more than a cup of water... cotton mouth sucks and when it hits idk about any one else but i can down a cup in a go when cotton mouth hits me ( and walking around the house looking for water is not condusive to stealth smoking). as for the fan set it opposite the window facing it so your getting the breeze right out the window and you dont need it on high, will just aggrivate you trying to light your lighter. the sploof is great, towel works fine and as for light flicks Northern accent? He's from the Netherlands, no? £59, near mint on Discogs "Normal" I don't consider anything to be normal as everyone's perception of the word is different, frustrates me when people use the word for some reason They do, but you have to upgrade to their premium service for 75.00 per month Maybe we need more free trade agreements. I had a dragon skeleton fall almost perfectly in the center. A few days later it was gone, so I go down into the village for some shopping and skeleton falls from the sky. People do this? I like shiny things. Justify what? Do you know who the fuck I am? Or your father So many friend requests You guys don't use "fuck all"? The first one looks like mine... The store hasn't quite caught up with itself yet. A lot of sale prices are not displaying properly, and others revert to full price in the shopping cart. 31-0? this is my shocked face ---> You would... rather have 1$ than 2$? Maybe your dog had some sort of premonition Had no idea Domination EMP L was that incredibly expensive. 3mil for each round I would, but the choice of teams is too great Didn't know that Steam noob here Old Mc'Donald had a Farm? Why did you type it all out when it's clearly displayed in OP's link? Why did you type all this out when it's listed clearly on steam's page? I never understand why people do this every year. It makes them feel e-popular I guess? Yea, I'm at a loss. A half a gram would still make me feel like I had no weed. Is that a 16 gate? The Muppet theme song, over and over, in my head What is this ... I don't even Is there treatment for Parvo? If a dog has it, I didn't know if was treatable... Is there a cut off for treatment, a time when it wouldn't work? WTF... No no, you're perfectly entitled to love Leconte and I can't think of anything that woud justify having your post deleted Also waiting. Yes, pay off your boyfriend's student loans first.... That person went a bit overboard, yeah. Those eyes...those rapey eyes. Well the thing is this game might decide my playoff chances. If I start Nicks and Cruz I am basically letting my season live or die with Eli Manning Whoops. I'm relatively new to reddit so it didn't occur to me that it'd delete your comment as well First here too, I'm hoping to get a roll of tin foil Eeeeeeeep Learning a spell tome requires a certain amount of skill? LOL. Is that anything like the awkward moments when you're folding your SO's jeans and you aren't sure if they are theirs or yours? You are one popular/unforgettable guy.... Why would u move to mexico I thought it was a mistake, then I read to sign and was like Yes! I thought that was very interesting, too. The whole idea about teaching children (well, teenagers) to have sex in a pleasurable way is just... fascinating. I mean, it seems like most of my girlfriends get their sex advice from crappy, faceless magazines; imagine getting firsthand instruction from an aunt! So how many people noticed the little girl with his hand on her head? When doing the snatch, the bar should be swung away from the body. Err... you could always wash your hands? This is... I just... I don't even... what the... omg... That's weird. I had a person ask me to videotape me brushing my teeth once. I declined.... As a protoss I know that Storm counters marines, Archons can sorta counter marines if they don't get focused, and colossi counter marines. That being said, it freaks me out to know I need a T3 unit with it's upgrade to counter something he can mass by the 8 minute mark. I feel like I should be offended....What does ninny mean? I think so too. But I also hate it when people just throw their trash there without thinking. I'm like, really? I'm interested as well. why does she pair being a cool mom with knowing what reddit is? I downloaded many. How can you have sex with parents in the house? Upvote for the fact I wasn't expecting this Every time I kill a Forsworn lady they end up with their legs spread apart. I always give them some dead peasant's clothes and put them in the fire. There's a difference between American wonder-bread's crust and normal bread crust. The former is not very pleasant, while the latter is perfect for dipping. Unfortunately, most American kids got to eat pb&j with the wonderbread stuff. (Which is why when they go to France or Spain they go: the amount of lotion... i was gonna say you start fantasizing about your managers, vice presidents, etc Hmm, yeah... you might be on to something here. Oh, this is exciting... I mean, hell, I could kill a couple days there if I can find a place to sleep where I won't get rolled! Or raped. Ahhh. 2 1/2 hats on the list, but my hands are already protesting. All for S. Gunslinger? Laning with smite? O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ so if you have a lot of it, you are worth more on reddit as a person? This is discussing something completely unrelated to what we're talking about. The phrase 'client/server model' gets used a truck-load, in all areas of IT. Which isn't surprising, 'client' and 'server' can mean almost anything. So it's a highly context sensitive phrase.. like most IT terms, now I think about it Why wouldn't I just delete them myself? Vaseline? they usually post that stuff in the news paper so most likely. what if she was at the funeral??? I have a 2 Ghz Core 2 with a Gefore GTX 260m and 4 gigs of RAM. It hasn't crashed once. ... the lotion Penn State turns tight ends into wide receivers. DEA watchlist? It took you 5 minutes to read that? they want to make it a felony don't forget, NASL is next weekend. I got 2 tokens and I was 10th and 15th in mw2 and black ops This made me realize how much John Pertwee looks like an older Tom Baker. how would you select them otherwise Oops, had to link every single subreddit, should have linked only the ones that lead to the Kagamine Subreddits, accidentally linked this subreddit. How big are your nostrils. Why is 'without her consent' a thing in this And yet there are higher qualifications required for a *pet adoption* ... AWESOME is whats happening here. Talk to me! It's almost 6 a.m. where I am, and I haven't been able to fall asleep yet .. is he serious? Really? I can't decide if I adore him or... or... You have sleeping habits? Seriously? Maybe it's just me, but I'd be a bit paranoid about leaving a nug for someone unless I were 100%-totally-super-positive that it's the right door. I'd start with just a note saying something along the lines of "Burn one? -(your first name and/or apartment number)" Also, have you actually seen the guy coming in and out of the building? Hopefully he's your age and cute and not just some old cranky pot smoking shut-in... I really thought I wouldn't have to add a /s in my comment Did you just add a link to google instead of making a self post? No way. That's the intellectual equivocate of letting someone walk around with a booger on their nose, with their hair looking a mess, looking like a fashion abortion, greens in their teeth, a stain on their shirt, toilet paper hanging out of their pants or on their shoe, wearing their shirt inside out, backwards, or both...I'm grateful for having good friends. I know how you feel I think I just discovered a new shout...roughly translated I think it means HEART, DEATH, SCARE I ... I ... persuaded someone on the internet? Using words? ^^_^ finally, all my needs have been met. Too bad I don't live in the future >_<. If only I could somehow freeze myself, only to be awaken in the year 2225 Did people forget how to tackle? What the fuck, are packer uniforms +2 in agility? They are fucking YELLOW damn Everyone's personality and interest are different. Yet we are very good friends. But then there's that awkward moment where you buy new bud with your roommate and he neglects to mention that it needs to be torched, so when you go to take your hit, you get some, albeit a minuscule amount, look to your buddy for acknowledgement to take another, he nods, then you're left sweating, hoping you don't take "too much more". Even though it always works out in the end. ... Cannot Unsee A campus misspelled "authorization"? A dragon uppercut up the ass? How about 200k for mlg Same thing was happening with the smoke on the loading screen. Had to restart the game. Anybody else think those boats were missiles of some kind? Leave her alone or I will end you So...people who are just "standing still" while boosting are okay too? I mean, by your logic, they're just playing the game how they want to play right? Then how come they get banned at every opportunity possible? Complete... This is why I always say how much I want and then ask the person to show me how much they're going to cut before they ever touch their scissors. Last time I got a cut I told the girl an inch and a half and she showed me about three inches.... I grabbed my hair and showed her how much I wanted cut and she says 'oh, so a half inch?' I have NO FUCKING CLUE. Do you normally? Well I now know that all those screenshots from facebook you guys have are not isolated events You said I suck...yet you've only seen me get spawn raped after being thrown into a game that already started. Where are you basing your info off of then? poptarting.. it's taking off Why do you ask The..the spawns are diverse in MW2, even when they don't flip. Favela got a short bad wrap before they patched it, but that's it. How am I wrong? Please provide sources OMG what if when you die nothing happens It makes sense to me What the hell was Venusaur on? I assure you totally unintentional The bonus panel says "87.5% of us disapprove", but there are 9 parents... omg... thank you for the second video.... ... You've shot your daughter before? SC2? If Satan's job is to punish bad people, isn't he technically a good guy? Even his wiener looks satanic How long does it take you to walk 8 miles per day? That sounds like 2.5 hrs of walking per day I thought you were saying bloody urinals... Thats exactly what i think Wow. I got banned for playing Minecraft Just in case anyone is interested, 25312 people are now linking to my ad in Facebook. ...I don't even know. holy fuck, the main hallway (00:28 for instance) looks fucking amazing I hate the part when she moans.... or should i like it? You seriously didn't know that...? That doesn't even look like.........wait...........wow. That's actually a pretty damned good job. The first one I though of when reading the title was [aSoS](/s "the Arya chapter right around the time of the Red Wedding.") I freaked out when I read that one I don't know what to think of this... I don't get it. Doesn't it only get wet when you're excited? Or does it just leak most of the time? Reeses cups? Reeses pieces? ha, i once met this fairly cute blonde one day outside of my apartment complex and started flirting and everything and then asked her where she went to school, and turns out she went to the same high school as my relatives. I asked if she knew them and she is like yes i do, i'm related to them. That was literally the first time I ever heard Ray Rice talk. Went to that airport years ago and found the place utterly creepy. I walked right by the horse with blue veins in its backside and red eyes. Then recently I found out that that horse is cursed since it killed its creator when it fell on him. So yeah, creepy. 40 degrees? Eeeek! I hate to go below 50. This brings back memories of when I hit my record. It was 58mph, and it was downhill for god knows how long. When I was flying down, I was about 20 miles into my first century ride on roads I had never been on. Little did I know that after that descent I was going to be climbing for the next 60 miles. You missed that shirt at a [6]...? You know what? I'd REALLY rather that the front doesn't fall off during the procedure Reddit is so kind to physics majors like me. I just had a nerdgasm You need to be in a mental hospital. XENOGEARS Maybe that's the joke Oh...Yeah. this is all internal. I don't say it out loud. why? But I live in a flat? Pentium 1 - 133MHz ? Whos playing and where at? BE CAREFUL. Is that a purple penis as a third arm? Us poor Europeans have to suffer from the amount of US santa's going on that page VERY happy Same here, free donuts and coffee! Around here there was aprox 150 people in line I seriously just did this two minutes ago..... Eh, that is a completely different ballgame, though. VW with 51 ups? is that dried up cum? Holy... How many comments about committing mass genocide to you post each day to get them all confused like that? I love how different my match is from me! Makes it fun to shop for, we only have like one thing in common ...what? Last I checked the 50D couldn't do video.. (Looks over at camera) Yeah... no video features. I was okay with the Emolgas what ARE these? I realized this first hand not too long ago. The hard drive in my laptop failed, and my crappy warranty did not cover it. A bad situation all around, especially since I had no money to buy a new drive. However, after being super polite and patiently going through a diagnostic test to make sure it had failed, the person sent me a bran new one. A 500GB, bigger than my old 250GB. I was like ... "It feels like an underground railroad" With health pot nerf and jungle revamp riven is forever relocated to the jungle If the food makes you vomit, why bring it home? That last line almost sounds like a threat. That's my birthday 140lbs I never did *that* with my best buddy I think your food is coming out wrong. "I get it for free anyway" They kind of look alike Yeah...something else might get sprayed in the face. Seriously My giftee is pretty awesome and really good looking I would really like for OP to ensure they get to read this thread And I would love to see pictures of this Eubongics... I never said everyone in the world thought a certain thing. The triforce? Can't you feel that it's clean? You'd be surprised Get out of my head How do I do the instant shortcuts? I haven't figured this out yet, even 80 hours in But then how did you hear their request in the first place? Peg looks like Woody Harrelson now I just came I know what you mean, i gave her a fucking superior orc great sword and she still is using some fucking axe i found on a dead body That's fucking bullshit. I'd totally be all over my girl. Video games, or wonderful passionate sexytimes with your loved one... dat sale OMG holy fuck.. i used the same sample they did in one of my moombahsoul tracks... precisely because it gave that old 80s vibe.. hot damn!! song is by kano, called another life I loathe BF with the intensity of the fire of a thousand suns. I refused to leave the house. My mother in law and sister in law were adamant about me joining them in the city over to hit up Kohls, Walmart and Target. NOPE. They just wanted someone to be there to grab shit that they wanted to buy for the kids or whatever. This year Im basically skipping Christmas and the only people who will receive gifts are the 3 kids in the family. (long story short, every year we feel pressured to spend soo much money on shit that people wont use or even appreciate and were quite done with that). Since I already have the items that the kids will receive for Christmas I had no reason to go out. However, my husband was mirin the Home Depot ad so we went there and he scored a new saw, loads of drill bits, a level, saw blades and a Dremmel. All of which we needed anyway to complete renovations to the house (except the Dremmel. That is for electronic mods). Needless to say hes a happy camper. And I havent seen him for hours Hey man. 2 cents! I could buy a lot of things with 2 cents. Like umm, i dunno 1/1754 of a beer Looks like the guards learned how to FusRoDah I think they bit me -8 times. Was this bishop your grandfather? If so I may know you I'm finding myself strangely aroused Wait...if you saw a murderer..in a mirror...but it was you..that makes you.. Jesus he really is everywhere How were these things free? A coworker of mine is relatively attractive and has decided that gives him permission to be a prick. He's asked out virtually all the women at my work on dates (including the gay ones), and not in a nice or polite way. The ones he's deemed too homely to ask out, he's given them snide, sarcastic "compliments". He's also talked about some of the girls who come into our work, complaining they're "too pretty, so I can't focus". When asked to elaborate, he explained, "The ugly ones, I can ignore." What's with the hostility? I'm surprised you've found nothing on /r/r4r I SWEAR Someone posted a status similar if not identical to this post on my Facebook... I wonder if we share mutual friends Thank you, this is probably the sentiment that's been offered here the most. I haven't been spending as much time as I should with him lately, but I'm going to change that. I actually live in Louisiana I got baptized Mormon four years ago when I was really looking for something to belive in and a good community. There are some really great people in the church (still friends with a few) but after I stoped going they would mail me and call me all the time. They still do occasionally. My boyfriend and I ate chicken. $0.87/lb. When I lived alone I still bought something just for nostalgia's sake. (Nostalgia Sake. That'd be an awesome name for a sake. Don't look at those words for an extended period of time. You'll convince yourself they're made up. I need sleep. never expected to see so many other vermonters here O_O .... XD .... O_O .... XDDD.... Your username... OK. It's been approved from the spam queue. It's amazing how fast that filter learns. You do. It's ok though; it's not like its an MMO. ... o_o That face. That pixel... I tried to clean or wipe it off with my finger first, then I got some LCD cleaner and even that didn't clear it... then I moved my chat window a bit and noticed that it's in the UI I immediately noticed this was a gif and spent a few minutes freaking out, expecting a creepy picture to suddenly appear and scare the shit out of me wow 7.25 is minimum wage there?! Holy shit. This exact thing happened to me two weeks ago. Why the fuck are CoD map mapcks in favorites while Dota2 is not? Floating cat h4Ha 1 m4Y h4v3 f4l1en 4 d15 0n d4 ( I hope you don't know what "me gusta" means. You can see us? You got the one in the puppydog chest but missed going under the bridge? So, in short, you discovered God doesn't really exist. I'm sorry you had to take hardcore drugs to figure this out. Reference in part to crossing the equator for the first time Saw this on Stumble about two weeks ago.. Soom by Beast. I can't help but do the sway every time I hear the song Apparently pro gamer moms get freaky in February...My god all of these pro-gamers could be Valentines Day babies ....My name is Samantha You put that in the anus? Dude! check ur dick Good point, I just assumed that I'm a maladjusted pervert. Are you telling me that I'm normal? and first time I've seen twitch with 1080p+ whats a scar? your eyebrow? I may be able to help, but just curious... why Yes, downvote, that makes sense You CAN smash his toes? What in Celetia's mane gave you this horrific nightmare fueled idea i remember when they were 30-40k, i quit for a year came back and they were 200k. Now, they are 500k Wasn't at MLG Providence, unless it was Friday night... Most of the players had a team/business dinner Saturday night, and Jinro and HuK were at Dave & Buster's/afterparty Sunday night. Where'd you get this picture? Wait, 64 inch... hell, my penis is almost as tall as I am If they are, the I'm definitely hanging out in the wrong parking lots [I also found him on the road, and screwed him over by reporting to the guard that he was shipping illegal stuff. Then I got to the point where Astrid is talking about the Night Mother getting shipped over and I remember Cicero shipping a coffin and talking about his mother. Uh oh Does this work on mixed mode too? I would imagine the ninjas tearing through those towers in no time in the higher waves How long have they not had Pobelter? yaourt does let you edit the PKGBUILD. Alright Having trouble with a paper? well. I seriously hope I didn't open some third goddamn eye. why does this drawing style remind me of perry bible fellowship so much? I LOVE YOU wait so after reading this if I live in Kentucky, and I think a 16 year old is attractive and I'm 19 could I legally have sex? it evened out, at the end push from puma, it was 163 Thats more than what it costs to rent a business jet Looks like the Face of Boe grew a body What? I don't get it what's so fu... Oh god I heard the never ending stairs music sexysnackytime Is this why all the Disney posters have that I'm one of the pins on that map... but which one??? Whaaaaaaaat the hell, I was so surprised when it suddenly landed with rockets is that a good holy fuck or a bad holy fuck? man, poe only knows how to speak the truth. if you see him at a jam, all you see is smiles. he sees something dope, he gives you props, and proceeds to rip you to pieces with something doper. i'm sick of all this asshole shit i see these days. this dude may honestly be the best thing this community has. hell, without poe one, we may never see the air chair Honestly, how do you get so comfortable to be that naked at work? I hit double size and I have no idea why What about maple syrup? something like that I guess now we know where they come from? I thought that Obama was reminiscent of Hitler, and no one had mentioned it yet, but I couldn't quite put my finger on why until now. Thanks i have the same exact hours I really hate having to settle in deserts. I love spawning in deep forest with loads of giant trees. That's where I spawned in my first hardcore world, made a nice hut not far from a sweet river. Moral of the story, don't fuck with skeletons. The ominous blood on all the Nami pictures. those motherfuckers fascinated the shit out of me when i was a kid. So massive, yet only made of steel I love it. I came across an old Bait Doll I had from my middle school days, and went I love it when that happens! my family has this, he carries a basket filled with beans It is taking all of my being to not relive my Thanksgiving leftovers. MIND=BLOWN got the last one. sirens of the sea has a remix album? Is this supposed to be zombies or something? omg this is happening to me as we speak Really? Are you red man Imagine how valuable they would've been if they were Which one is it? Hoooly cow. Brazil nuts, walnuts, almonds, pine nuts, etc. I can eat chestnuts, though I'm in FL. Wore shorts today. It was glorious. Also, I grew up in GA, moved to TX, then to FL, and have family in PA. But... if they make hand washing so easy, then shouldn't the handle be clean, because it's just getting touched by washed hands? Are you a Mom playing LoL i did not know ballet had rape in it Er, why is he wearing shorts while sleeping with his girlfriend? I've seen these new wtf posts all day and they are pretty wtf'ish but when I saw her holding the penis and him smiling at her, my eyes went But... Why is there musketeers in Skyrim? Rofl how can one use an ipod clock as an act of God rofl There is another woman who *will* get mad if you break her stuff. And she takes some of your rupees as compensation Meh, I personally prefer watching professionals and RiotRara Blingee can do strange things to a person i suddenly really like yellow. in fact, it's a strange word... yellow. yellow. weird to say. but now i have yellow in my brain. wow. yellow. i want to gather all the yellow things in my room together now and make a big pile of yellow... just saying. yellow. Ahah, MVP 0-14 ?!?!?!? wanted to bang her dad? or *did*? my question is though, what is cholla and who was using it as a dildo? Klischee-Alarm ... meine Fresse Why are the measurements in teaspoons per second? Someone help me get it? I'm lost Cant you just not go to /r/atheism if you dont like it there That's why so many teens and adults watch these animated shows meant for children. They sneak so many ideas and jokes in that only someone who is more mature would understand. I always find something new or weird in shows or movies i haven't seen since my childhood. But that keeps it interesting. Also, I never noticed that in Little Pony haha creepy the picture has you not wearing it, how can you wear it and not wear it at the same time Alright, forgive my ignorance, but this is gonna kill me if I don't figure it out.......BW? I was pretty big on Unreal and WC3 back in the day, and I enjoyed some Quake....but I can't for the LIFE of me think of what BW was How did you get that rocket launcher in BF3?!?! You're not socially awkward, you're just stupid as hell, dude. This could be an awesome idea. Very, very, *very* rarely in the nether, you come across an area where *hell froze over*. So I can't access shadbase.com, not even the homepage How does it even work? I have the same surname as one of the writers i didn't have any windows either Manage to do what? Cut her throat? build complete is when you already have everything built and setup You've... tasted farts before? wow this thread shows again how beautiful skyrim really is ... It was fucking brutal, holy shit Funny..usually my gf says it tickles I see why they called it Green Land. wow that bike is actually 1 foot above ground...must post this to /r/MTB immediately... I didnt even think there WERE that many pony nsfws TIL that each GSL season is sponsored by a different sponsor Your homeless and you have a computer? My eyes! My eyes!! Right helix turning into a left helix It never blinks At the time of this comment this post has a score of 596 and r/Minecraftmaps has 596 subscribers I don't know why this was downvoted...it was my reaction too! I changed my mind.... why was this in r/funny? Skip to 2 minutes to see the fireworks start in Japan... today i saw 1600ms on EUNE Wow, my mother was right. Curiosity does kill the cat. Gotcha. Yeah, I just played through that questline as well and when I was reading your post I thought "...waaaiiit, does Morthal just have a similar quest as well? This is interesting... I read something about this other autistic guy who would sit in the contraption with his girlfriend (also autistic) and it would squeeze their bodies together with a lot of pressure. He said it was satisfying to be that "close" to her... you seem to be the same way with the whole blood-tying thing... weird Why did i go to Domino's website I think it was pure coincidence that the candle went out, but other than that, And, wow, the chat is a riot. Looks delicious... But I don't see how it belongs on this subreddit I dunno, we've got some chicks over here in OH that would probably sound like that. I find that creepier than a lot of the other stuff... I don't even know why LOL holy shit. What a small world... Did you go out and see what it was? Well this is uncomfortable That magebane Holy shit. Holy crap that's Gus. that pipe is awesome haha, my hair was like that until i chopped it off last week It's almost like every other thing he posts is that gif Good god, it's the Michelin Tire Baby. DAT ROOM why did I even bother going there i thought they fixed this bug a few patches ago Why would you be in a dexter subreddit if you were behind on the show? I shoot people in this game, they don't die. I mean...I don't know how else to explain it. It's like bullets go right through them. The only time I get kills is if I MISS or I use a predator missile or something from a care package. How can I play the game if my bullets do nothing? ( My friend bought a mold at michaels and made some of her own.... may be too short notice for that sort of thing. I feel ya though-- tropical themed christmas party for me this year, and i am trying to source out some sand castle building tools. woah crazy theory, like we can never really die. and you wouldnt know it ever happened if his "spirit" went back in time and went back into his still alive body, but what makes him decide to not take the car, maybe that is actually what a choice is, a separate reality I had to close the window before the end. Not for sushi. I first started liking kpop when I started watching Huk's stream (pro starcraft 2 player). He would play kpop all the time, and after a while I got hooked. The 4 songs that he would play over and over again was T-ara Ma boo, Why are you being like this, I don't know, and yayaya. Then I fell in love with SNSD I was thinking a Muslim. How are you supposed to graduate on time if classes are offered so sporadically?! Duh. Gotta make a comic about any everyday task. Then you make a comic about making that comic. You ever been on reddit before?... At a [9]: Who pays $130 for a coat? The one time I got a cashier who was familiar with the term I found out they didn't serve McChickens! WTF is going on here?! "Can't even shout, can't even cry, the gentlemen are co-ming." The fucks wrong with your arm? Guy here. Accidentally saved over my girlfriend's save. I felt so terrible, but thankfully she had only just started and used the opportunity to make a new character with a new role. I also took this time to install the savegame manager so it never happened again. youuuuuuuuuu Wait wait wait....GoG is run by the developers of The Witcher? Why is it called *cake* anyway ..... Sick controls... like you are just walking - but in the air And bear more of them. For... ....science? Following the same logic the US was too polite as well. Why is this NSFW? It's ok, maybe some foreign team will buy out TSL, like FXO to fOu horses in skyrim are like ATV's but better. i supermanne- er, superhorsed my way up the mountain by rapidly tapping triangle (ps3) and scaling the almost verticle mountainside Superb website Holy crap, this might be the absolute solution to my problem! Reminds me of the wolf from the Neverending Story No one really knows... That's just Are you *actually* telling her to go back to Africa? I lost my faith in humanity... oh snap. i didn't even notice that Haha. Först tänkte jag att den fotografen måste verkligen ansträngt sig för att skämta till det lite. Sen såg jag att bilden är SD:s egna. whats wrong with your textures neon drugs you say? But what's the point of summoning people into an area for coop if you've already done the boss? thank god cause at first i was like 45 minutes on medium? Oh my god. Udyr is very mana dependant early game What's with the egregious console hating in that vid? ** I wonder at the possibilities... I actually wonder that myself... 12 mp camera? Yeah, I usually go Cloth+5HP, start at Blue, wolves, wraiths, golems, red, Gank top or mid, home, wolves, wraiths, gank. So on Happened to me too... I oneshot a mage holding a staff. I saw the staff land on the ground away from the corps but never managed to find it until i took a look in Lydia inventory an hour later creepy... When it said rare I assumed that was still a problem and they fixed something I never knew about. It's group dynamics at work. A good analogy was the time I offered to wash the dishes after thanksgiving with my girlfriend's family. The male members of her family got openly agitated over it. They told me "Oh, you're one of *those* guys. Well don't fuck it up for the rest of us. Men don't wash dishes in this family." Gustavo? this seems a little angry wow She's in Australia... URL is a perfectly fine word to use....what's the issue? Why's this got to do with design? At Six Flags... some ten year old saw a hot chick and whispered "I would totally rape her" to his friend. I just looked at him like Grown up in Northern Germany, never heard of this tradition I have this feeling that your weed wasn't just weed... although i have never been to a 9 or 10 so i can't really say. But seeing and talking to a tree in your apartment? I dunno man I'm sorry but I've gotta ask... what the hell were you doing that *required* him to pee in a cup? That's gotta be one of the cutest dogs I've ever seen. He actually has an identical twin in real life...looks just like that I think reddit actually *loves* regurgitating memes. That's kind of its thing Oh my god, come cook at my place, please I CAN SEE EVERYTHING. Woah My parents did that too... I was actually good at it I was scared as hell walking into the basement to the cave... Oh, Alejandro...I think we have the same birthday Well they do Very nice, although you shouldn't double post on FB... E.S., people might... find out who you are! I laughed out loud/went 'awww' in my cube. I swear, some people just take this site a little too seriously Dat game My precioussss... i didnt mean it in a mean way...but its just odd and a little dangerous in my book... Teemo shits on any melee ad hero I don't know where you heard that Umm, this may not count for much, but I wouldn't have said you were ugly BEFORE you lost the weight. Have you been talking to my ex-girlfriends? = How did this retard get his post to the front page Why is the thumbnail pic a baby?. Is she the mastermind behind the incident? Now I may not be over 30. Yet, I'm pretty sure most people don't go jet skiing or cave diving. Also I'm pretty sure the only sexual things illegal in just a few states are thing like certain cases of statutory rape... How do you know all this I don't even have to squint for those screens of Mario 64 to look good. hmmm...I had an ex who used to go on 4chan. But this was before this ex TIL Iran's countryside looks like New Zealand... Blerg! I'm too poor for that. Amazon mischarged me (double charged for something they canceled.. You don't like the Aluna avatar? Santa, sax, and Speedos. I'm 19 and like 5-8 of my friends are either married, engaged, or having a baby But how else do i get music on my phone?? I was just thinking aww, I wish I hadn't already clicked that when another message appeared. I was in Panera Bread by my highschool and overheard some guy who pulled up in a Mercedez talking to a hott chick. He was trying to hire her for porn. North Carolina. I can vote, but I cant run for office Whoa, 5 months left for me URGOT!!!!! I think he's the only champion I've yet to play nice no hover hand. what was named first, the color or the fruit? the cat... or your cousin?? wat yes im aware that some university(probably most) do; but Bishop's University only give you % :)apparently it's the only university in Quebec that use only % No clue but the entire match i had champions with lasers following me What he said. I am not 'the player'. Why did you think that addressing me thus was a good idea? gunna look into this I did it out of fear, not out of any sense of honesty A university course on judo Mine is a Bronie, I have never watched the show and not sure what he would like Max power output 750 watts, is that what you're looking for? Also, the oven trick? It's fixed! And now it seems even brighter. do dragons do friendly fire splash perhaps Staying at a friends house around the age of, idk, 10-13. He's successfully freaking me out talking about the many ghostly goings on in his home. Ceiling Fan Blade attacks us during conversation. my gawd dem hips Remember Morrowind? While I'm definitely a fan of the game, I feel like people talk about Morrowind more than they even bother to reference Oblivion around here Did you subconsciously slip up writing the 2nd panel? But that's a good thing for computers I want YSL Parisienne more than anything. This video is great. I can't believe it only has 3 points right now. Having been blinded by pseudoscience in the past, I was jawdrop/ Oohhh you're in for a treat! It usually lasts for a pretty long time since you only need a squirt or two to get the full effect. Haha just making sure! Sometimes when I tell people that I like her perfume they're like " I noticed him inspecting corpses, so I was like "oh darn a dragon? where?" and then he sees me and gets into an attack pose, so I thought he thought I was the murderer, but then I see the bodies all naked, and his names the 'scavenger' and I was like I do this and so did one of my ex's. Actually, when we were in her bed in her dorm when we started dating her roommate said we would have conversations with each other in this pre-sleep unconscious state. I always wondered what we talked about... I'm not sure if it was just me but when I tried to skip he started back at the beginning say..... dont i know you? did you go to western branch highschool? There's something inside the orb? I have removed this because of the " I think she was OK. I mean, she killed a raptor using gymnastics! That ... is just .... how it's supposed to be Oh god someone bleach my brain and eye sockets he picked Jonas before Nile Ranger? Yeah, and maybe even a Mass Effect multiplayer spinoff post Mass Effect 3 ending as an obvious survivor of events we have yet to see. You're saving $750 a month and feel poor? I have the strangest boner right now Is that a brass R2? b/c, c/r is a heck of a weird value line isn't it? You called? I worry that it was only one year before I was born.... Isn't that where ScoutTheDoggie from YouTube plays? Unless you wanna destroy your credit...that would be an interesting way to troll them. Why is over better than under? How many times do you do this to your birds? Same thing happens to me I just Q'd for a normal game and ended up in a dominion game I don't think they tested it on ferrets. It must have been the freak from SPLICE. is that true? or is it what they want you to believe Oh God Pretty close to the finnish word 'hiki-komero' which stands for 'sweat-closet.' Holy crap, someone referencing Saskatchewan I had a friend in middle school that did it. I could not figure out what was happening Her lunchbox is upside down Wow that's so smart on so many levels. Why the hell isn't that being adopted here? Huh! TIL the proper meaning of the word Bomber won an MLG Smurfs? Can you smoke LSD? I swear it seems like the text is moving Sweet blog name, brah. Why would you expect them to pass on dyed colours at all you do 90 pullups? freaky. I can't tell if you are saying that as an insult or a compliment to Columbus I... DOWN VOTES FOR JOHNRIVEN!!!! The words "nothing has happened" implies simply that. Nothing is the absence of something which could mean anything. Say "nothing has happened" Should mean: "Anything that could be thought of as something which could be construed as immortal, sexual, in violation of marital laws has not happened, has ceased to exist, is caught in the world of fantasy and is therefore not material." Hot dayum! I don't see why it took a while. woah... how big is that????? Doing homework. I'm not turned on by my homework itself, I just tend to get sexy thoughts whenever I do it. With the Dolphin Browser, is there no actual back button other than the gesture crap? I'm pretty sure -I- am the annoying one in my relationship, but it bugs me when I tell a joke that I find reallllyy amusing and he just gives me the I'd hate to see a little kid left alone in your house Holy crap. But how will I enter houses and steal things as a giant dragon? And Shatner did? That my mother was a heroin addict when she met my dad... Really? Never happened to me. I always have full tickets. There is a lot of hate, tension, and hurt feelings by both sides here in this subreddit. Any ideas on how to bring politeness and respect to this place would be appreciated. I guess what I am trying to say is that we.....need a savior TIL Modern Warfare 2, Modern Warfare 3 and COD: Black Ops got a 39/40 from a Japanese games mag. Iron... I'd listen to what that old lady has to say No, I can honestly say I have never had that urge I think she still is I'm imagining a new mars rover that drives off at the slightest hint of a life form. This was really mind-blowing Came here hoping to read about lag compensation fixes. **Instead I get a stupid fmg9 patch? Seems like it ohhh i get it Dear god Checked it and its not the firewall. I've played the game before this message started popping up. Run against mountain in 3rd person mode, keep strafe running to the left and the right while pressing jump while trying to climb a mountain. I've been to the highest peaks and I haven't even killed the first dragon. I still dont get it, is there ever a time when you only would throw them $1? Wouldnt you just give them a bill half the time? Or is there some kind of disconnect there where you end up spending more money? dandeowl I'm an Elite founder. I don't have a choice to not buy the maps. what the hell is link loot At first I was like >_<, but then I was like I hate that I clicked on this eagerly, I'm a junior That's not what I was expecting to see. I read somewhere that its like they make her sing in a whispering tone then they put creepy effects onto it to make her sound like its not her... eerie... and get this! Marble is a flux stone! If you combine it with iron and coal/charcoal, you could forge STEEL All I remember is the first scene where some weird (looks like a huge bug) comes popping out of the trees...it happens right before the centipede going across the man's face. I swear I've watched this a ton of times and I can't figure out what that is.... Are they... owned by Fox....? your willing to buy a vibrator but not a condom? I don't quite understand. You can craft something, the reverse engineer it to get the mats back? And then... craft it again and level up your crafting? O_O YES... FUN... JUST PLANE FUN... I know I'm noob....and I laugh at myself because of it... She's Brian Moser's illegitimate daughter. What does he do with his life?! I did the same but ended up with 16.2gb. Had to delete a config file and ended up patching the rest to put me at 18.5gb for this past weekend The one with the hippies was the hardest...Everyone had Jesus hair! WHERE'S MY FLAIR...*appears after post*....how'd you... i saw Einstein... THAT HURT MY BRAIN I like how you found a strange substance in your brother's room, and your first reaction is to eat it.... Ok, it's really true, a Tim's every 40 feet! My heart started to beat faster just by looking at this picture. Is it really that many? Holy frickin' cow. I like how he takes a second sip even after spitting out the first sip I've gotten it in one life before, though. I thought I was paying attention to MC development... but somehow I totally missed that there is a thing called a Mooshroom. OMFG god dude thats a keeper. Shes nice too and all. But that guitar... Thats too bad. Although it may be intimidating at first it is a relatively simple fix, nicely laid out by Inf( Funny, I applied online for Sears a few weeks ago and they didn't Uhh what's with the demon voice at the end? I wonder if Koreans are bm The same thing happened to me when I was in high school. Crazy thing: Happened in my math class as well. May I ask where you were, and is this college or highschool level? Because in Texas HS level I've never heard of using a projector I've arrived pretty much since I joined reddit. Excuse me for missing this one. Hot Topic?... You're kidding, right? niggardly Yana? You look like one of my best friend's cousins Did you manage to get them to explain/extrapolate on that? That guy is like leaning into the barf and then sue him! Their faces are almost indistinguishable in that picture. That's why I can't watch TV This could definitely be true. Blizzard is the type of company to commemorate the anniversary in this fashion. I believe the F&F Beta launched on a Wednesday too. n00d webcams? Looks f'kin scary!! I am all sorts of confused by this I have no idea what she is and oddly enough her father was orange and her mother was a bengal Dude im so high this made me cry This guy looks just like me In hindsight... Proooobably should have mentioned it was a nsfw subreddit. I think I'll fix that. (and I agree with the "NOPE" Read? I don't mind making these changes though I must admit, I'm not sure how that is done. This is the first time I've seen that Youtube page. I agree Accidentally wandered in from /r/all, and uhh... these people have very sexy legs Hot pic, thanks! Btw, I see where that hand is going it's so true it's painful, lol. good thing it got physical fast this time Is that from somewhere? A friend of mine takes those huge horse pill vitamins that taste like shit and swallows a couple at a time. How can you not hate the current UI? But our cat has never had catnip before I'm 5'3" , all my friends are at least 6 foot or taller. They only scare me when they flail their limbs I think your onto something my good man! As russian roulette somehow shifts it's way into my brain They were on TV yesterday Its the milkman conspiracy Killing yourself with an Uzi rather than a pistol is... Ahh sheeeett, where am I meant to then How...specific! I'm sorry if this isn't right for this subreddit, but I guess planets is banned must contact every person that works at best buy that i know! At first I was like i tried to give you a 'letmegooglethatforyou.com' link to be funny, but i'm on an iPad and apparently that made me fail. so, i really shouldn't be talking shit. My.. shoes? My grammar eyes... They're ouching. How does that make up for anything? Jewish supremacists? What? thanks for the heads-up. okinawa had a really big, scary quake recently and i'd probably flip out if i didn't know it was a drill and heard my alarm go off 2-3 games - 1 rune, its not really that expensive. Well, he didn't use any punctuation so you should assume "Fuck Arch" is a joke. Because that didn't use any punctuation either, right? Mania by itself is not terminal. It does not cause arthritis or cancer down the road, and does not result in having half of your intestines being removed to save the good half. Does this still allow your character to level up? I feel like +5 points to a bunch of skills at once might break the leveling mechanic The new iOs tracks traffic data, it's set to 'on' as default. So I suppose that's another way of logging your movements. I haven't heard too much about that yet that fel firestorm is a bitch. at least when im tanking it i swear its in my mind and knows where im walking to Canada? Shit I wonder if that guy who came too fast was me.... uhm... maybe your secret santa is reading this? Didn't know it had an official name now, but high five - I do it, too (minus the whole tailgating large cars Oh god! It's clearly a cartoon lol That is an exponential curve. It's like you did a madlib with business jargon. Whelp, glad my paranoia is... justified? There is one I need to find this beer. The brewery is in Indiana. Can I even find this near Nyc? Not to mention he's one of the (if not *the*) best scaling heroes in the game with *true damage %int orb* and *permanent* int steal Thats only a 5 bedroom house. Not quite sure what you're getting at there I actually think I'm running highframes at the moment. Though you'd think a 2GHz Athlon would be sufficient err... you're not counting Koreans in your BW players comparison Equilateral 4 Life! There was one on here where they were all naked and stacked on each other. Wow, yeah, you talked to the wrong mental health professionals Man, just think about how packed the white house would be with Mises scholars if Paul won the presidency. I'm still trying to figure out how that answered the question Not only that, but I looked at their "likes", found out more information about people who make that "like" a hobby, found out what those hobbyist (is that even a word You still use Windows XP? dark > derpy Gah! Why did it look like a hoodie? Even the statues of her you find have a killer bod, the real deal doesn't disappoint when you meet her lol I definitely Thank you so much. My MPD24 has been sitting right next to me this whole time, I always used it to program my beats by tapping and jamming... but now I'm looking at it in like a whole new tool I know you IRL. Awwww! Maybe I'll live across the street from you in the future. inception I don't watch movies or television. Duuuuuuuuuuude my mom has one as well LOL, yeah you did! Upvoted both posts. OR, are YOU the dude in the article trying to prove your reddit point? My 1st reaction - when I saw "stop pushing me" I was like "WTF?! Is this real? Did some company seriously make a commercial out of that? what about tourists? All I did was repeat a third world meme that I heard earlier today. LOL I TRANSFERRED FROM UCI TO BROWN 500k? Rockefeller this is so awesome Holy.. just.. wow Two VERY different characters I'm not a virgin... I'm Nigel Thornberry hurr hurr... How do you spend 16 hours on Reddit?! ######Why are we talking in spoilers about things that have already happened?! I believe you are mistaken. She looks more like John Travolta, than Travolta does himself I really wanna know what they look like now I think we all had the same mother here...My parents use to act like they were calling the gypsies on the phone to come get me... It wasn't a tip. Wat? No.. Pants... cookie cutter You're in good hands? I hope the blacks painted themselves white and whipped the shit out of their new found slaves. Why do men find anything shit-related funny? When you start playing agents/dark worlds you give up part of your soul. Any deck can auto pilot if you know what to do This looks like the set from "Boy Culture" Overreact much? Are you who I think you are? I really wonder what that Janna was trying to accomplish with that I know, I desperately want one but his website only has two long ones and they are $450. One of them winked at me. my mind is blown whoa, two birds What will skuld use the diamonds for? thank you for the advice. Im 17 I m interested in some challenge i have seen on reddit about people having 12 weeks to loose weight? I dont know much about it Wtf! I have never once put a booger on furniture... Even as a kid! Who needs to carry cash around anyways, you don't get rewards points Did I just hear a Lyoto Machida knocking out Randy Couture reference in rap? I had no idea you could catch birds asstastic Interesting, I do the same build alot on ladder too. What pockets are you picking exactly How high resolution would that be... Even when I was a teenager, I didn't kiss like that What the hell was that Looks like someone lost there mouth virginity Wow, a friend of mine posted this on Facebook bitch be crazy Little things tick me off... Like the news article recently stating that the Commission Scolaire de Montreal will not allow kids to speak another language than French during recess/lunch! Wtf? I'm an anglophone who went to French school, and let me tell you, when I spoke to another anglophone it was in English! Why would that bother anyone?! Upvote so you won't follow me. I am now terrified, thanks so much. I don't even want to know the amount of hours Ohhh okay, sorry haha I thought it was something more elaborate somehow.. Is this mike or james? 1200 elo is heaven for you No, that's a professional landlord managing the property for an investor. He included his full sig in a reply to my "threat", along with an application. (But you're right, I'd rather light myself on fire, at this point.) I'm just POed because I'm tired of being judge for not getting married. I'm sure the "why get married if you don't believe in god" thread is well played here, but I haven't seen it.. should have started that thread instead I guess. It's what's really bugging me. The holidays are here and all. AMAZING totally agree, its also why i go yeah...upvoting this cause i saw on liveleak and had no idea wtf is going on here...looks pretty real to me The Vue? Heh, when I lived in Los Angeles, there were a couple places I lived at where the water literally came out of the tap *brown*. Not just a little less than clear, but brown like vaped trees brown. I even Brita'ed the water I cooked with there wow thats sooooo good woah, is that an entire OVA? Why was I compelled to click the link? Morally in the wrong? Well at least none of that sounds too serious. gives me shivers I think... this is most brilliant thing I've seen all day It's not that we're getting old and time passes us faster. Time is actually moving faster than before... ouch... it has you by the balls.. or boobs if your a ladie.. i hate to say it but i picture you as always wearing rubber gloves and living in a white room with with stainless steel chairs wearing a hair net and having gallons of bleach with you I didn't know this, but in Australia Paintball markers are considered as actual fire arms! It is awesome! And they made it without a programmer. aw poop, I guess the person took it down. Weird that I can still see it if I hover over the link though Same thing happened to me Awh man, my name's Eva It should work fine... as long as you don't need more space I will never see Skyrim the same way again NO TOUCHY! Don't stick your dick in crazy No... That certainly sounds like a rich variety That could be pretty traumatising to a child Ah I see. This is what I get for waking up and reading what you wrote. DUDE! that's amazing This is some serious heart attack shit. you mean... Kitty skins? Why am I terrorized by this comment? Holy crap. I thought it was going to be just a few, there's hundreds. *Lag compensation* has been prevalent **since day 1.** >Weird that I can still see it if I hover over the link though I read this when I was passing out last night. And I could have SWORN I donated but I guess it didn't go through? I'm confused. Done with war in Europe? I was refering to Scy-x17 and your comment of "I wonder how **this guy** is not perma-banned yet", not Vman7. Did I miss something? Even more of a reason to want some of those wat Duuuuuuuuude. Not the one I was looking for, but wow, what an awesome song Just a few nights ago I dozed off while waiting on a call from my boyfriend. He called and I apparently answered his call in my sleep and I literally woke up after having been on the phone with him for about 30 seconds. I guess I answered and was answering the questions he asked, but was breathing slowly and audibly over the phone. I then woke up with the phone up to my ear and was like, "... wat?" I'll only be able to do research in my senior year, or maybe second semester of junior year unfortunately, due to the fact that I attend a service academy. I'll only be able to do research in my senior year, or maybe second semester of junior year unfortunately, due to the fact that I attend a service academy. i guess i just learned something about tom baker, then. Three times in four minutes Whoever is downvoting you needs to remember that you should downvote a post when *it is detracting from the topic being discussed* not *because you disagree with what the person is saying* Of course, it's just a game ;) as long as you don't flame too hard and stuff AN i-phone?! My god, I'm only a Freshman and do most of these things At least it's not covered up by a fucking 'kickstand'. Am i the only person who actually really liked the battle system? Far right soldier closest to the camera- Is that penis or unfortunate pants fold? How'd you know I was a girl? TIL about FAR too many subreddits that I never wanted to know of. wow this real thread just got more REAL OMG!! All of these pictures remind me of late-night softcore porn on CBC. Okay, good to know. I'm a little terrified of cutting his fins off, though! just... damn NOOOOOOOOO!!! I had the exact same thought. I have found stuff meant for my IM window in my code Sloths freak me out. I don't see what's cute about them Yes, and if you were in my class years ago you could only do it when the kid behind your desk didn't steal your glue sit underneath his desk, eat all of it and put the empty bottle back inside your desk again Weird to see St Mary's County on reddit Not ugly, not at all. However your forehead is large and that needs to be taken care of with a different hairstyle. Other than that I see no issues, personally. You look like you've got some growing up to do before you should be worrying too much. Don't ruin your skin with makeup like most people will tell you to do. Also, are you doing anything to your eyebrows? they look like they're disappearing My period is going to arrive on the same day I have to stay after work to lead my class of pre-K kids in a Christmas pageant in front of all their parents. Holy hell he has some skinny legs! For some reason, the past few sorakas that I played with got scores like 10/3/20. ...was I the only person who read the Elder Edda as a child and did not find it dull? r/gonewildvideo Wow, I think my sarcasm was lost in this post. No, I didn't actually wreck my car. And dont forget the AoE MR/Armor shred every 4 sec you only have a birthday every fourteen years?! When and where is pure acetone recommended and widely available? You look just like daniel tosh in the first picture Wut? yeah, I have 8 exams 1 presentation and a quiz yet to finish all before the 15th of this month The person holding the turtle has nice cuticles I went to see that movie with my male best friend. He spent the whole time laughing at the Holy shit, someone sent you Skyrim?! yeah like i spent the entire of last week at his house, don't think i'm a mistress haha. yeah........... jordans............... Holy shit girl, you've been busy. Care to have a party? i typed swain first I thought he was inexplicably rubbing one out. Are you? Family Business This is completely unreal. O_O Oh my gosh! Had no idea someone had taken the picture to put it on the Nyan Cat facebook page! Hahahaha wow... My room mate at the time suggested using washable marker on the television screen I'm guessing our age is pretty close then rofl... roomates? no wait.. you have a husband. that would be a threesome funny you should mention that. I was a Dan level go player, and when I started BW and again with SC2, my main wound up being Zerg. I browse occasionally. I am the strangest mix I have ever seen, makes finding and online master impossible. I'm a sub top. I have never had a pleasurable experience as a bottom, every sexual relationship that went to anal, I was the top. But I am a sub. Hard to find online masters that don't require me fucking myself with a dildo Uhh... I don't think you know what literally means... or pedophile... or pornography. holy damn. I live quite close to you. Now im picturing him jumping through a window... So Harry actually is related to Slytherin? This made me laugh really hard Hahahahaha title is so funny... Blake Lively omg I'm surprised/delighted at the number of fellow Texans in Boulder! I just spent twenty minutes reading about grammar. Is that allowed on subreddit? Good lord, I read fap before opening it, that really messed up the message at the first reading Would someone be able to direct me to the easiest place to download ROMS for mame? All the ones I google my AntiVirus says is unsafe Even if it's a girl's shark week? Never understood what reddit has against studying abroad...best experience I've ever had, you should do it too instead of being bitter jerks Why are you not smiling then? I must be out of the loop, there was a fight over this? :'( shut up, I cut it it grew back, who knew hair does that Just wait till 1:35 In my 22 years of living in Kansas, can't say I've ever seen anything like that before. Crazy For a second there i thought you shaved your guinea pig just for reddit I have no idea how this only had 6k views after like a year I have 2 stacks of card sets Baby Gap... i kid i kid... they're nice... TIL Redditors are fucking pussies. There are showerheads that make the stream a lot more pin-point. Doesn't hurt to test it out. Unless your place has a water-pressure above normal. In that case with caution this is my ultimate fear. Fantastically overstimulating. What's he going to be painting on that photo- Why was it removed? For some reason the trypophobia pictures do nothing to freak me out. In fact I may be a trypophile, I find these pictures fascinating. Your car is beautiful. I want a Camaro so bad Probably the moment I made my exit from my mothers womb.... Same here. Your sister is a puppy? I can see the invitations now: "Jill Jones would like to cordially invite you to witness the removal of her fetus. Prizes at the door, Open bar, and wear a silly hat!" That sushi looks pretty overplastered with mayo.. why I came across this while browsing GW with my boyfriend. We both had to do a double-take, because not only do you and I have the exact same comforters, but we also have the same color & length of hair and very similar boobs. And similar usernames as well. Canadian, I don't think we got Chili's here but we got alot alike it. TBVH, if I'm jealous about anything in America its your variety of franchise restaurants. Where was my white castle and jack in the box before i jumped into this diet. I lost way more than ten minutes Pineapples smart guy talking here! ┌∩┐| Wth kind of girl friends are these??? I don't think a lot of girls shave their thighs? Pizza hut mode? What is? In the ea_spouse letter, she claims salary must be $90,000. I guess times change - inflation and all that ha ha. I saw that on the right. I was referring the the one to the left. The one more central to the pic. Looks like a dildo to me. Wonder if she's used it as one.. 5" heels I...I... I don't even... I don't know why you are getting downvoted. Maybe someone did not understand that you are being ironic? Yes, how? Now that I saw all of your albums... My face is something like this Can you imagine if you sold each of those cars for scrap here in the U.S/those were yours? No google street view? We gotta get Google there That's Bogus!: As a child of the 80's I use to imagine the word Bogus meant yellow boogers for some reason...Probably because it sounds like boogers and mucus put together? What the hell is going on with that cat's left ear?! I don't know if you can, but why would you want to? It's crap as a weapon, and if you want to run around with it just for fun, you don't need to have a runeword in it to do that. Hubby's said not r/trees friendly, nothing but trees posts I've seen this on the back of certain Christian books. It said something like "avoid thinking too much..." I was like I have only driven through Austin. And partied on Dallas and Fort Worth. Dallas is kind of crummy is spots. Sears.com is the most bizarre thing ever really. Look up obscure anime on their search engine. You can buy everything from Saint Seiya figurines to Jamma Arcade Boards on their site. I suggest people pop open that game, buy a puppy to start out with, and play at least 1 hour of the game so they can rate it on the eShop. Who knows.. they might even keep it. I watched this recently...I was massively underwhelmed don't exactly know why, but this is amazing Singapore again I'm avoiding ECHO 1 because they're not compatible with MAG magazines, and also that looks nothing like the MP5s Rainbow uses Why did you write part II before part I of harry potter? Oh my god It's really unnerving when the line goes dead like that. Ohhh how wonderful! What is it? A straw? Hahaha I remember a newbie to SC2 played a game against me and got the bunker upgrade... My friends in the Skype call were like, "WTF Bunker is so shiny... I've never seen that upgrade used before EVER." I never even knew there was a bunker upgrade. My wife won't watch star wars with me at all she thinks its boring Stilllll hot Those seats.. That's really awkward, wtf... I'm in the NOVA area, so a bit um different scene for the most part Not fixed yet it says The man replied he had a bottle with him. And then he turned into a woman.. an ACL button? wtf does portable gaming have to do with a knee ligament? You can't do that outside of college? Since it was necessary to promote 300 accounts to premium, there had to be an initial investment of 1500 dollars How long did it take you to get all that. Takes me a long time.. or maybe I'm just a noob Maybe if when you actually came out of the sides of your cock instead of the tip ... couriers are free now? I've been busy with work for far too long. ... TIL that was even possible You working during Friday night ._. o_o **That** is the part that bothered you? Not the I just wanted to write "And not a single fuck was given", but appearantly, fucks are given, wth Upvote for Galaxy Quest reference and HOLY SHIT for I never realized that rule 43 I guess. Wow, they managed to get the creepiest person ever to play the part of a homosexual I realized mentally I was *so much* older than them. I was 17/18 and they were all about 16/17. Didn't seem like a huge difference to me, but when I hung out with them it felt like I was babysitting. I couldn't smoke around them, couldn't joke around about certain topics, they'd freak out about my atheism and moral code, and they thought stalking guys was fun. Every time I would hang out with them my decidedly cooler friends would always look at me like " New IP? I already checked the IP in my favorites list against the one in the RUGC server thread and they matched. What'd I miss? I'm waiting for my buddies to make it down from Ventura then we are heading over too. Gonna bring the noise. I have never seen an add an I don't have adblocker. I wonder what's up. It confuses me whenever they say "gonna play some ads" they click on it and nothing happens I actually got socks i wanted for my birthday. 10 years ago i would have killed someone for getting me clothes I thought it went from 5 to 7, not 5 to 10. Glad to help! Try not to break your monitor, the game gets hard I hit back instantly then slowly clicked the link again. Am I the only one that realised that the guy can't tell the difference between a cheek and a chin? HOLY SHIT !!!!!!!! A pick 6 by our D !!!!!!!! This always seemed like such a bullshit argument to me. So there's Joseph, with his head buried in his hat, looking at the words as they're displayed in the seer stone. He's trucking along, dictating what he's seeing, when suddenly, the seer stone displays, "Please refer to KJB for the next XXX verses, and be sure to change the following italicized words XXXXX to XXXXX." Yea, that sounds sooooo much easier than for the seer stone to just keep printing out what's on the damn gold plates like it's been doing. I agree as well. What if we had artosis working on the technology behind the scenes We have to go deeper... A bunch of kids at my high school said it was too, and sister... oh how stupid I was for believing them, that's totally unlike me Yes, I really enjoyed her character....also she sometimes gives me the strangest boner LOL that is what I was thinking, all these complained with own3d when it runs a lot faster for me i donated while stoned Kyle looks pretty hot ...suicide girls? Are you from Saskatoon? Hey jiji, just want to say off the bat, huge fan. I always knew you would come back from your slump. Can you provide some commentary on the Elementz situation, from his side it seemed really unfair. Especially since you're back at mid, and hotshot is still top. It seems like you could have just moved Chauster back to AD (instead of support lolwut?) I always thought Ele was a great player, and always had a really good attitude which helped keep hotshot and saint's egos in check. Thanks. (I love you Holy crap, that's a big box. Is that another city on other side? I sang him the alphabet. He started singing it back to me around 14 months. He knows it backwards and forwards, uppercase and lower now, and has already begun on sight words. He's 22 months. Wow. What terrifying background music I think he just wants to know where he can get one. ( You profile stalker. I've only heard of 8 of those films Half of a cent I literally just came in here and thought of putting this exact phrase as my comment. Lo and behold, it's the top comment already I don't know what I just watched, but what the fuck. What the fuck. Ditto. This is the exact same set-up I got in my house too. I will never eat Thanksgiving turkey again Hotter than the surface of the sun!!!!! I thought only guys could do it too, until 14. I only found out then because I attended an all-girls Catholic school that year, and yes, the rumors are true. Most of those girls are complete whores. My poor, innocent child-brain was very quickly not innocent anymore. They're identical twins... Wasn't the same one, my dad took this picture. I haven't seen it before, sorry if this is a thing. Why do you need to be aggressive at all? Zhang? Are you referring to Zhang Ziyi? I know! God I need to work on my last hitting, he nails so many. I don't think some of those muscles even exist in the human body. I'm still melting I'm impressed with the number of tables used. SO MANY TABLES I don't really understand why people die?... lol quite a few redditors around the CW area Weirdly, I have only heard two or three of their songs so that makes me go I have only had the joy of playing with kittens while baked once before and it was too long ago. I need to find kittens. ..Intrigued. How did the bad-ness of the trip manifest itself - whatever happened when you started digging up dead bodies? Because... a lemonparty.org don't stop? If you don't like it,break up? O_O_ Yeah! They make his lips SUPER red, too... it's weird. HS debate coach here. I'm shocked you went from PF to policy. I WANT A PARTY CANNON That video made me really uncomfortable. Them heels sounded like they were going snap with every step This would be an amazing idea for a movie Gotta tell Harry! But first, I have to chew like 3 packs of gum I'm up for anything!... ANYTHING I don't understand what you're suggesting. You've worded it so loosely. don't argue bagels with a person named bageliod Holy fuck, plenty of internet for today Wow man how many euros do you have to spend for all these addons? My god man, I wish I had a toaster oven to do that in. from all my years of playing dota 90% of the time people are called by their colour, rest of the time by an abbrev. same in HoN actually so much redstone Whoa. I never made the connection between RWJ videos and Tosh.0/Web Soup type shows. I recoiled from the screen a little. Those fuckers are creepy. I beat them in a day ( Just thought I'd update you guys and let you know that I'm currently working through a backlog of PMs! Who knew so many people were needing keys? Yeah, my mom used to tell me what "tittilated her twinkie". Made me want to hurl on the spot. I think it was done for shock value, but it scarred me for life. Well, think guys, notch has been saying that since 1.6.5. Mabye "he" refuses to leave Pokemon names Linux 4ever! Using it ever since 2008 (ubuntu Hardy Heron Why would you cap it at 10 upvotes? > Petrov beat Schumi Why is your friend naked on a bed covered in money? some men can have an erection while they are asleep. or maybe she drugged him Apparently I actually asked my boyfriend this once and he said, "I sit down very carefully and try to dangle my balls off the front edge of the seat." DAT ARMOR velcro? All that purple Oh my god, there was a thread on r/askreddit about awesome childhood games. I mentioned Zoombinis and *no one* got it. Couldn't. When I searched their name they didn't exist That makes so much sense I'm at a loss as to what to say. I reeeaaallly hope it's dead Im afraid to know what else you saw when you googled those pics Alternately, both raped both. Brat_OK looks like some sort of Dexter serial killer on all the NASL graphics You can talk to more than one person on facebook chat? It's either on his back or he has no belly button! That's legit. :) I couldn't tell, if you were angry or not... sometimes people get like, angry about it. x60? What the hell did I just watch Are you legally allowed, or at least morally justified in pimp slapping them with a can of tuna in a sock? Just... wondering >.> <.< That's a thing? Seems legit Those, those horns... Only four days New Vegas? You're referring to the same game I am, right? The one where it took a couple patches before you could reliably play even 15-20 minutes before it crashed, writing bad save data as it did so you had to start over from scratch? The one that still, to this day, has major game-breaking bugs in some fairly big plotlines? Yes, it's possible to not see these bugs, but in my experience I had to pretty much follow a wiki guide for some quests step-by-step to avoid breaking them, even fully patched. Yeah, I think those two cards that were in the marik structure deck that are banned were banned before being released I wasn't trying to say anything about women being the "real" victims of rape. Lol at console players realizing the full potential of playing with a keyboard. Just wait til the first console game where you can adjust fov In Frankfurt about 15 years ago, this gypsy woman walked up and grabbed my 4-year-old sister's hand and hustled away with her. My mother ran after them to get my sister back. While she was doing that, a horde of little gypsy kids swarmed my (other) baby sister's stroller and stole everything...while I (age 6) watched like If you're buying it, won't you only need one close friend...? How'd you know You put a link to the thread inside which you posted the link if you're not trying to demonize some program as being a socialist program, then there's really little reason to argue whether something is socialist or not Yo, she must have abs of steel Holy fuck, I absolutely LOST IT in the Vincent van Gogh episode. And now I listen to 'Vincent' by Don McLean like mad and tear up every time. D'aawwww.....I think It's so much more mesmerizing with music! how is that possible Yeah thats how my pupils look right now what are these things I asked my gf, she wants to chop it off and put it in the blender/garbage disposal to see what it's like. Unheard of DUDE WHY DID YOU CUT THAT AMAZINGNESS Thirded. Not until reddit did I realize there are actually a lot of men on the internet who think that feminists blame men for everything and think women are better. I had a dude assume that, as a feminist, part of my argument was that men are inferior. That made me I'm an amputee and yes, insurance would call EVERY TIME I needed something for my prosthesis to ask if the condition was permanent I haven't been in a marathon either but I heard you might need band-aids on your nipples. That way they won't bleed. Like some of Lady Gaga's outfits? Growing up in Southern California we called this burritoing. I often turn all the chairs in my house around backwards, and when someone comes in, they always walk around my house like What the... awww sorry me and my roommate got in some super fun drinking games while playing halo, it was complex, had to drink for every betral, every game we lost, every time we got killed by a zombie, super fun :D but yes drinking fun, must plan another drinking meet up Run! Ruuuuun! I'm more interested in who is rubbing Transmutenstein's belly. Looks kinda like Bubbles? For 1000 subscribers, [/r/gamemusic](/r/gamemusic) held a contest to design the subreddit header. The top three highest voted won games of their choice on Steam. I have no clue what I'm going to do at 10,000 Bugger.... Hey look, everyone! This guy's got... oh wow. Wasps in his brain. i've had worse..ever try to kill a dragon while it's having a seizure in mid-air? Wow, thanks for pointing that out! And I always thought the greyish background is the artist's rendering of loosing the two cards Used to have this in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL I have literally described almost word for word what you just said to a friend of mine. That is creepy how close your words were to mine... omg people are actually mannered in LoL? Reddit people, Y U no get my sarcasm Wow. As a woman, I found Pain Olympics to be horribly fascinating (just watched it Amazing. Is this real life? i remember zoey being this little chubby nerdy girl...and look at her now Cannot stop watching... I have read this number 3 times today on reddit and get creeped out because its only 1 digit different from an old phone number I had Shaggy dog style? what is this? Sounds like some sort of sex position I said Turnip. Does this make me Baldrick? Shannon I saw three... I think I need to get more sleep Holy crap. he's standing in a pile of skulls. I love that everyone inadvertantly double posted... and I was hoping someone was trying to talk to me. And good lord, who downvoted this? Why are you downvoting a dog? Damn it... I was graduating from high school back in '95. Sometimes I forget just how long ago the '90s were. Hey now, I'm in the same boat as you, and I do find rage comics entertaining now and then. But you can't deny that this subreddit skews much younger than most, and consequently you see a lot of "omg old ppl on reddit lol o_o Excuse me for asking, but what did you use as your icing?? Am I the only one who sees a startling resemblance between your friend Abbie and the character Penny from The Big Bang Theory? I'm in that picture Colts beat Patriots Wait, you mean that people listen to dance music in some fashion other than one track at a time, being played fully from 00:00 all the way to the end? lol wuts a decetev? We have such sights to show you! I can almost taste the steel Bella Swan? Yikes... Wow, thats just...wow Is the sun already setting in Massachusetts? it's irish gaelic for brown-haired man. didn't know about the eyes, so cool throwaway is because my friends and family know my real username. shit would happen if they knew this guy looks exactly like will oldham I didn't even know there were "Asian Fraternities". I mean, I know of Fraternities, I live 500 ft from a major university....but I didn't know Asians had their own special frats You aren't supposed to sit on them are you Yeah... that's not really putting it up for a vote You can't use the student versions commercially? Where did you hear that? Bears?! Yes, it would be really terrible if the best two teams in the country played for the championship. What a terrible, terrible system. Singh, means lion or protector or something like that apparently... also I heard theres some sort of gem involved You didn't know this? *sneezes* They are the only de_dust2 server with a constant 30 :D..and somehow i joined their steam group I'll be honest, I didn't even know you could preorder games at Wal-Mart How do you know all this? The Toronto FC site only sells the replica for some strange reason 75 each for 150 total haha, 300 would be sparta! squirter? I grew up in Plano, what the fuck is this. Wait, how did I get to /b/ from reddit? Seen LOTS myself on Republic side. The Norwegian version is "You can't have [it] in both [a] bag and [a] sack." Extra words in brackets for clarity. Frankly doesn't make any more sense than the English version. I was walking through a market and stopped infront of guard without knowing it while fixing my inventory. Popped out of my inventory backed up and heard this really loud voice say that line. Turned around and found the guard staring at me talking about Curved Swords. I have never felt so violated and dirty. He undressed me with his eyes. Oh my god, he lives where I live. That is fucked I just found this through a google search, I probably should've checked here first My family I pressed my eat close to her 1,200 monthly rent? Fine. It can't be that baAAAH! SO MUCH SEMEN! I would leave open your streams in the background if it actually made difference - i don't get any ads in finland when the streamers play them, perhaps once every 10 times i get when i open the stream, but no more. It's rather odd Is the prize for gaining that many levels? When I came to this thread, there were 666 upvotes, and 1337 downvotes good luck? i was just listening to Elton John as i was reading this. except thankfully skyrim reminded us that its not possible to jump while running... So weird. Wow, bitches be crazy I hope you guys are kidding cause I am freaking out Seriously. My little cousin did this. First I was like Well that's enough Internet for today WHY WOULD YOU TELL US ABOUT THAT This exactly. Thanks! And no kidding, the home page has a $200 off sale for the holidays! Look at the hands This...cannot end well. Wow didn't realize how scary they could look I didn't have the same problem, I just picked up and gifted three copies out of a four pack this morning without any problems. What if I ALSO have a red kitchen lighter that I found on the ground next to one of my smoke spots? what?... its the governments. just because theyre failing at their job doesnt mean its not their job. someone might have bought hexdrinker? is that what that is? i have the exact alarm lock. this is the second time today ive seen a picture of it, first on facebook, now heer, wtf. its haunting me cuz i replaced it yesterday Considering that I've only ever dated one person... thats super cheap on the labor for all those fluid exchanges. crazy how much fluids are costing you though. I wonder what kind of brake job nissan is doing for 8k though... oh god why didn't I listen Umm, atheist is by definition not religious... Game 5, HerO's army is like neverending, zomg. Puma is so scary in the macro department, Bel'shir and dual site he just climbed ahead in supply from nowhere Which Walmart was this at? its funny and weird, when they were doing the announcements I told my roommate, "just once I want someone to say their elementary school. wouldnt that be something?" then a few minutes later, Umm.... just because you don't know doesn't mean it doesn't exist. but..... he sent it to me..... through the internet.... on facebook.... a website... I'm a female but I sometimes get that feeling too, when masturbating mostly like *WTF did i just fap too??? I don't consider myself an "evil" character... I just rob annoying characters blind instead of killing them. So naturally, I pickpocketed his key and went into his house while he was out being annoying to steal all his shit. He had a little altar with skulls all over it, and poisons sitting on the shelves. Geez. Can you at least pretend to have a sense of humor? You definitely sound like one. I've always been confused... how do you tuck it into the waistband? Does everyone on the internet have tiny dicks or something He/She was your pet mine would have to be a tie between benedryl (if taking 30 of them to see shit counts I have the same problem but only when I'm talking about a car's color. I'll say yellow car when I meant to say white car. damn HOW DID YOU KNOW TO FIND ME HERE dear mother of god i dare not question her you don't need a face for what I want to do to you oh thats nothing. my cat drinks out of sink tooooowhooah wtf?! You're the one bringing the race card in the discussion kangaroos can swim holy crap did anyone see that micro Are you not allowed to be amused at work? Son of a bitch.... Jack is equally likely to flip out over Amy as he is over Rory. xD Let's not forget that he is fiercely omnisexual and Amy is sexy enough that even SHE flirted with herself. Then there's River...blimey, I never realized how utterly attractive the whole cast for 11's tenure has been. So you're an extreme liberal, which means you support the government intervening on behalf of the less fortunate in the form of social programs, yet you are willing to vote for a guy who wants to get rid of all these programs, possibly toss a large chunk of the less fortunate in a financial disarray that, by free market principles, means either they recover (which may take generations) or die off, just so you can get high? Did you not pick up on that at all or trolling You could listen to GManBob's advice on not playing aggressively. **OR** you can die to wolves what is this Viking Blod you speak of? you don't have to click the link... it clearly says "german article" in the title -> if you don't understand german don't click the link, it's that simple The Emerald City is just amazing. I so want to walk around in it and check it out up-close. And all those flowers! Luna Lovegood sounds like a pornstar name Moar like to go BACK in time Oh my...beautiful That's amazingly scary. Sorry you went through that. It's like I'm watching a real dramatic representation of the adventure to be found in Skyrim. I had to get up and pee, so i grabbed my mouse to click on the pause button but then i realized i was reading. What kind of speeds do you get there, also wich region is it played in, there isen't a Africa region is there? Wait... Volleyball gals jerk off? "Oo, she's kinky too..." If you insist upon saving your ASCII art as an image, must you save it as a JPEG instead of a PNG or GIF? Wow Oh man, you're right about that one! Why did that upset you? God <3's everybody tacos why are people down voting it Can't tell if you're being serious or not. Could it have... An inappropriate sexual connotations?! Tacohm's ... what /r/CFB have you been reading?! Why aren't they all in school? Thanks for linking me to Mac Garden 2.0 so many games, the memories .... NOLF1&2 I was thinking ... well that doesn't sound so bad ... until I got to the last bit. i understand the way a weapon tracks an enemy when ADS. But I didnt know it varied with different weapons Core gameplay was never completed on a PC. See all issues people have been complaining about, SHIT ui/minimap, no voip, squad system, comma rose, commander mode. Everything that would indicate that it is a complete BF PC game was hastily put in at the last minute or not at all. And everything they left out was becuase of the console version of the game. Thanks DICE Yeah they had to change the damn propellant because too many people were getting high off there inhalers Who knows? I would... stay away from that... dog I'm interested in hear what else happened in this relationship if that wasn't when the break up happened. Holy jeez That's a risky one What shield is that? I got bored and gave up after one set i see what you did there... We're attacking egypt? That is INSANELY clever I thought the nostrils were eyes and just stared at it like Sure. Some dudes are definitely more prone to emotion than women. Mostly I refer to like, news worthy things. I once read a story about a woman who threw a recliner at her husband during menopause. He looks familiar 25 megabyte file size limit? Um... Yeah. Wait, what subreddits do you hang out in? Holy fuck freak-ayy I accidentally my computer cord Looks like the Deathly Hallows to me. Y U SHRED MY SANITY! Jesus. I'm a girl, but I want to buy you a beer too. We aren't all bad Just learned--"Summoner Sight" My Sammy's ears popped up literally overnight... one day they were still floppy, the next they were standing up ruh-roh...This can't be good, I feel like I'm being called to the principal's office I read the icon first which says, "...inside kids", and thought wtf. that made my arm go numb! ... Do I know you? I'm playing Demon's Souls now; it can be absolutely brutal. So far, religion has been far easier to remove from my brainpan than that time I overheard some girls on the track team making fun of me for the way I ran. People say the same thing about Starcraft II matches. I give them this same look. Thankyou! I was rather proud of them, considering im a little freaked out by them Is it bad that I read those words and immediately knew which Catullus poem it was? wait... how did bowser shit copies of the little guy This. This kid goes to my school. I didn't know it was Chuck Norris and when he turned around Skynet has formed a band Warum bin ich in einen altnordischen Sprachkurs gegangen? he doesn't even play for an MLS team... When I commented it didn't. When I read your comment it did. When I tried just now it didn't. Awww...ohhh. It was me. You were at my house. I remember Hahaha... I have avoided organizing screenprinting for any other subreddit for so long. But if there's enough demand, I'd volunteer. We'd get good quality, handmade prints for market price. But doing so would require a lot of legwork, so I'd want it to be worth it. Better tho if anyone in r/gamecollecting has Freehand experience, especially in color separations. I can do artwork, but only so well. Our artist charges $40/h. That's kindof awesome, but how the hell are you using IE natively on your Mac? that goes with what i said about na(or other servers for that matter but i wouldnt know) being better at masters+.. whats ur point? That's already in there Advice: call the fucking police My reaction exactly Her boob is falling out I dont understand Bruh, you a Dragon Born! I want to upvote this many, many times. What show is this from Khepera! He has returned! you still have apples left At first I was like &#3232;\_&#3232; after reading your post. Then I saw your username and I was like Yea he seriously knew his stuff about Mewtwo and Slowking lol I just happened to be channel surfing and saw this and was like should have used a strainer and ran hot water over the log to dissolve it Why that? You know something we don't? Oh...MOM. Thank god... I work at a Papa Murphy's currently. Cleanest place I have ever worked. not dead, just on life support It's an apple? I always thought it was supposed to be a pumpkin Am I the only one who thought that this looked like a giant computer tower? Every other bad thing happened seemed to involve the person trying to get a hold of someone to help them... and it didn't work too well... I just have to say, that this is the kind of thing that I would say. I can say this because your username is about 3 letters off from my real name That Santa looks like he's hallucinating those snowflakes. It's the eyes. ermmm, nope On seatown, I came up the stairs in the one building in the corner across from the round castle thing, anyways I came up the back steps into the room and knifed a sniper then ran through the house out the front door only to be shot in the face from the same sniper I just knifed!! He spawned in front of me and killed me People still play this? is "load deck" the same as "open a deck"? Cause I have no such button I'd rather eat them than copulate with them. I also own a remote control 16-color LED lightbulb that I can program. eek! a girl! im scared... I initially read this as "when I tried to scream while we were having sex and had to be quiet" Wtf is that. Will you hire me?? I swear for some reason my girlfriend has the most beautiful cursive handwriting and she's left handed What would you need blooming purple moss for? 4th from the right, chick from The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus? haha noo but it would be awful if the other went mothership I wish they got more members to speak, especially since it sounds like all nine of them were in the studio 100 years from now, people might be able to get genetic modifications that unleash the furry dream on reality. They are trying to mix animal and human DNA now. The furry apocalypse is upon us. Wow! Et apparemment, tu devrais revoir tes accords de participes passés. Et "c'est" au lieu de "s'est" ? and there will be members of this subreddit who say "who cares, it's against july, who hasn't had good results, is over agressive, etc." without actually looking at what Fin is doing. I'm just glad that the average T can't execute a build like that Fin just made July look like a Bronze league Oh wow, I thought they didn't Take all my money Oh HEY! i have'nt seen you in forever...OMG when's the baby due... yeah, who is this? This needs more attention! everyone should do this. I just hope the staff over there don't read people's email's ... or anyone else ... like ya kno... The strange thing is, everyone I know raved about that restaurant. Get this, while I was there a woman came in, was told there were no availabilities for the whole evening (it was 8, mid-week) and then actually agreed to eat on one of the outside tables in February, while it was drizzling ...Was kidding. I'm a loser and already use it a lot of the time. I should really interact with people out THERE more [](/b00 " Unreal Megashark + Crystal bullets, nazi party? I dont know what you're talking about honestly, When he streams its usually a 8-12 hour block. Only when he has plans to do something he cuts it short to 5 hours. They replaced about 100 dollars worth of stuff and overnight shipped it to me, just because the delivery was delayed... Wait, I'm not the only one? Vampire Holy carp, mind blown. ^ same here. The enemy Witch Doctor left for no apparent reason at all (1/1/3, said nothing in chat) about 20 minutes in, and we got the message that the game is safe to leave. I almost left just to get into another game, but my buddy convinced me to stay. We started pushing towers since the enemy AM was now useless without his WD buddy, and soon the entire enemy team besides the AM left. We pushed in and won, and I got a win after the game. You get excited about close-up penis pics every 1-2 weeks? Misha said in a statement today that Castiel will be back, but he will be "somewhat changed" and, apparently, "not wearing undergarments" 77 moves These should be made bookmarks. One for each book At first I thought he just let one rip and was very confused at the title It almost looks like it's... perking up at the thought of a ginger-world. Like dog's ears dude IT IS HEAVENLY,.....i use to buy pints of it and my damn roomate would kill them like crazy... But there were no parentheses in THAT comment!! I believe they are called "saturated" because the molecule completely surrounded by hydrogen, making it unable to bond and much more difficult to break down. The main threat is transfats; they can solidify in your blood stream ... and you guys did nothing about this? I didn't shoot any arrows, and there weren't even any archers in the Thalmor group I rolled If the story is to be believed it works for ladyboner(s) Then you should be able to get it. TIL what 'groid' meant O_O and also what a 'mudshark' is does he absorb their life energy? I...I need...I need to see it. EXACTLY! Also, you can not delete music from the iPod Touch without synching it. I listen to a lot of podcasts and audio books. I finish a track, I delete it. It's a way of bookmarking. The iPod and iPhone are kind of awful due to lack of space. I have a 16GB M2 stick in my PSP Go, so I have 32GBs of space. Honestly though, I need at least 1TB if I want to fit my entire music collection. And why there is a comment on every single line? ... You are my twin. dude cheer up WTF... He sounds like a sociopath.. I simply thought my dyslexia was the reason I didn't see a problem. Apparently it was deeper than that, tracing all the way back to my English roots. i swear. We've played in the same map I've never ended up in jail, but I would sign an affidavit saying that we never even left the house some nights, because I woke up there and my last memory was there. Often I'm told later that we were all over town, in multiple stores, diners, etc. ya know my username wasnt intentional. -.- my name starts with a c and my boyfriends name is a T his last name is mason Same here! I googled it and was very shocked He's disappointed in you, and thinks you are impolite, immature, passive aggressive, and a coward. But he still thinks "there is potential" for a "serious relationship"? What. TL;DR: but he's right for sure. I'll definitely help out with that. I am going to have chips and guac and smoke a bowl and play minecraft. chill night ahead How old are these girls? I will see what I can do... they may be a bit big for a 6 year old, if I can dig them up I will let you know what size they are & all that. I sure hope I can find them, so I didn't get your hopes up just to find out we don't have them anymore! I...don't think I wanna open the gift boxes How is that..what? People find that shit funny? I keep seeing '1993' and start thinking I need to get it together or put a shotgun to me face Wow, the old Sven icons looks quite cool. The old portraits are also very interesting, Asian Pudge if that actually made it to the newstands ... someone just contributed to the unemployment figures. The bananas grow heavier during the week? How do you draw on the map :o? CONSPIRACY Wow! White text on white background? I was just started on clonazepam last week as well and I am on depakote and topamax for bipolar and epilepsy, and I am having very similar problems. I have been forgetting peoples' names, mixing things ups, being an overall failboat at typing, and ditzing about everywhere I go. Just today I went to my university bookstore to get some test papers and I went to go pay and I didn't even remember handing the cashier my credit card yet I handed him back the receipt and walked off with his pen. Then I returned to ask him if I paid him I get "you look older than 18/19" a lot, but mid 30s is a new high. I get the feeling you're a fellow Comcaster THIS. As the mom of a 3 month old boy, the first month of nursing was the hardest thing I've ever done. No one warned me, and my husband just thought (and said) I must be doing it wrong if it was so painful. After I got through the worst of it was when friends and my OB told me how hard it had been for them too. Your OS doesn't support scrollbars? Word is that one of the games tonight is the second best game we've ever had, from any event. What he said.... Why go for the Surrender button when you can just type /ff Did you buy alistar for the same reason I can see why war is a bad idea, but aid? What about places that got hit with natural disasters? Is that book in Spanish? WOW... Worst part was when they show the transformation. I've seen pretty much everything on the internet ever and I Makes me wonder what is the correct spelling... Fus Ro Dah or Fus Roh Dah What's Evolve screwing? Never knew captcha was so interesting. You don't like Michael Cera? Thanks A centi-gallon? But how does it work? Does it match everything from your armor? Pants? Seriously true about the indians. I didn't even have this many indians around in the silicon valley outlying suburbs. I did it. I think I maybe fixed it. Seemed like serveral plugins would cause the error I hope thats not true since I assembled my mobo on top of that bag Ahri was developped by the korean staff?? There are codes for that? 330-mile wide body called Vesta with a 290-mile wide crater TIL There's a national firearms museum! Perfect proportions. I remember when I saw her at a concert once I was like Oh God, thank you... I was looking for a place to ask, WTF doesn't T just build a Raven? yours caugh on fire? too soon man... i mean, thats how he died!!!!! white saber YEP 14 weeks Getting angry at my mom when she prays? How is that just being a dad? Oh shit. I never noticed that Came here to say I have it on vinyl as well! Did NOT know it was so rare though How does that work? Cream? Seriously? How the hell did you hear that... I was laughing at the end, but it was a "what the fuck" awkward laugh. So... It's for people who don't have fingers, but still carry lighters? I remember being creeped out by this when I first found it as well, but I was even more... curious... as to why I knew the answer. Second girl on the right has got a really bony ass Nothing has made me feel older than the combination of these two posts. Someone who started first grade in 1999, is now in College. I leave all my clothes on the ground.. and never dust.. but I never leave anything that can rot/stink in my room. dude, the post is 15 days old Toxic fumes. Logged in just to comment on your name. What? Why is it in english? I wouldn't pay even if it didn't. Oh wait, I don't even own xbox... Taking money even without the ads is pretty stupid. Premium fee to play multiplayer? That's how it works atm, right? Not to mention the xbox live store... This is getting kinky The detail on that.... Oh shit >nd I'm a Redditor too. I think there's a big Redditor presence on this website so I'm just throwing that out there. Erm, yes...I agree. She sounds very immature. I fear STI more than pregnancy, so get myself checked and also ask guys if they have been. I don't see how that is disrespecting her past What's up with that economy That's sitting a little below the belt, isn't it? i'll be talking to women that i would bet ANY amount of money are lesbians and then they'll say "oh! come meet my husband! there he is!" STILL WAITING Hidden reddit alien in the white part of the image! He kinda looks like TheOddOne Got a huge virus alert from this link What's happened in reality? How can you possibly call a roguelike consoley? 140gb.... upload... If that is how you doodle I'd love to see something you create when actually trying Mannnn, you could have combined a new job with new sex and you turned it down! "page 1 of 2"... The problem is ... "What you see on internet, cannot be unseen" I checked... It seems there are two other people participating within a block of me... Which means one of them may be in the same apartments... It's...it's...it's...beautiful But... stars may live millions of years... that doesn't stop you wishing on one that's at the end of it's life... ....Well looks like my fear came back.... Fortunately his Kree features supersedes the Skrull Finger toes It's probably more cost effective to get building armor actually. That would decrease ling damage on a bunker from 4 to 2 effectively *halving* zergling DPS haha yeah that was in the early days, now its even more friendly! So Jeanine, I used my incredible sleuth skills to uncover your true identity... And are all on the same property. I get 10 fps with a 6870 as well during some of the DS encounters and also in Orgrimmar with all the settings maxed. Either there is something wrong with my computer or WoW's optimization, my friend gets the same thing and he has a better setup than me. that.... makes.... so much sense Oh my god you look like the guy on the college freshman meme Muhahahaha!!! Wait.... what? I know, right? I think I was 18 when I got it. I didn't know Hari Krishna was a religion If I had a brony dental clinic nearby, I WOULD START GOING TO THE DENTIST Johnny Rebel- Damn I Wish I was a Nigger she reminds me of yzma from the Emperor's New Groove for some reason.. holy shit she just blue screened my mind This is like 2 months old and its in the client... And the worst offending photos always seem to get upvoted the most. It's like a programmed response: *Completely insane amounts of color or contrast?* **MUST UPVOTE** You can bind them to anything o.O and is alt really that hard? Do you have like tiny hands My 16 year old sister approves of this car Are these US sizes?! Why is everyone spamming "USA USA" When he's french? I wonder what she'd recognize first: her bathroom or your body Is that what you wanted to see? But how do you empty it? "What does Because, some chick on my news feed posted it, I was like: What?! You can do this?! OMG. Imagine if you could ride that dragon! Armstrong frightens me Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.... What the fuck?? So many grains of salt. This isn't helping my blood pressure If you goal was to scare the shit out of me, mission accomplished... I'm selling my bike and joining a nunnery. I was having parsing issues with that also, the brain doesn't like it when that happens You can buy 50 chicken nuggets in America? Probably the most abrupt one was when I was flying back home after a work trip thing. It was a two-part flight and I was on the first plane waiting to use the bathroom. A guy came up behind me and decided to strike up a conversation by saying that he'd never been to [stopover city] and that I should show him and his friends around. He was at least twice my age and spoke really poor English, and claimed he and his buddies were pilots from [foreign international airline] flying in for work. ([Stopover city] was definitely not big enough for flights anywhere near [foreign country], not that it matters.) I told him I was just stopping over and anyway, I'd never been to [stopover city] so I wouldn't be any help in that arena. So he said no problem, we could just stay in at the hotel and drink. I could stay in his room and he'd pay for my replacement ticket back and anything else I needed while I was staying with him. I mumbled something random and thankfully was rescued by the lavatory door opening. He was still there when I got out and he asked if I'd changed my mind. I said no and awkwardly avoided eye contact as I squished by him. Thankfully he didn't follow me -- although he didn't go in the bathroom either. I've had other experiences that were "objectively" weirder (like the boyfriend who thought he was a dragon) but that one definitely felt pretty bizarre while it was happening. I was just trying to take a pee. Funny things! Lol I had a wet dream of this one day........ Definitely. Maybe I'll name our new horse Discord.. his head looks so arabian. Looks like a freeway with cross traffic. Apparently not! So... you guys hate him now? Thumbnail looked like it's a close up on a big ass fly. Well first off, thanks for the concise and polite response. I will keep my response brief since I have to get to sleep soon. I thought most people did this What in the world are you talking about? I would love a beenie or a scarf 1 Arab and rest Chinese Careful in Moonguard.. Cannot unplay and if what they are eating noodles? You don't God it's ridiculous what is with all the religious and republican nuts all of the sudden saying that are country is founded on religion, when it was really founded on have the FREEDOM of religion. It's now scaring me to see these people campaigning for president almost talking about nationalizing religion This kid is like 10 years old max Why brush before eating? Oh lordy lord thats terrible grammar, hope my art history essay wont look like this TIL Shigeru Miyamoto owns a hotel... but who is that guy he's with? Awesome man, but now, why isnt RAID working? Redditor for 10 months 11 days Yes, I do all of above except for "put them behind their head and just relax" lol... that seems like something a guy would do It has jaws.. Wait... there's a brand called Sarasa? Camped along, what I recall as, the starting tributaries of the Rio Grande in Colorado along the continental divide trail. Milkyway That tl;dr makes it sound like you were trying to back over your baby sister, but oops... you hit your puppy instead. Wow, that's crazy creative... and I never realized how fucking creepy children's drawings were. I thought "succinct" was pronounced "sir-cunt"... I can't believe it took until the age of 24 for someone to correct me. At first I was like "-.- then I was like I *must* know! Oh my. What exactly do you mean by "fun"? holy shit... that pudge grab Its a government plot to breed super soldiers that take more than 12 months to be born. Ironically, after the Volibear patch, I don't lag/spike when Volibear is around, but when he's not, and people use ults, I tend to lag I never said that gypsys were subhuman. Lamb: " Als Elternteil sollte man schon mitkriegen, ob das eigene Kind in der Schule nicht überfordert ist. Wenn ich also merke, dass ein Gymnasium im derzeitigen Zustand für mein Kind nichts ist, dann nehme ich es aus selbigem und stecke es in die Realschule. Im letzten Jahr auf der Realschule kann sich das Kind dann entscheiden, ob es eine Ausbildung oder das Abitur machen will. Ist doch ganz einfach. I really feel shield *bashing* someone to death is MORE brutal than the standard ways of killing someone Good lord... somebody went through here and downvoted every comment. So, because you were purposefully missing with the assault rifle, it's a balanced weapon? 23ºF... I don't care what anyone says, I'm so not gonna run when it's below freezing... So they *do* exist? I have a hard time understanding native speakers. And the grammar...ugh so hard. I...I don't see it.. My tears..they do not curl like that. Who are these people and why do they look so familiar That was a very relevant and easy-to-read post. Best part about this: They were a year and half into a 10 year lease BAD trigger discipline. This is pure Epicness... hope to see more of your Stuff, seems to be a whole lot of work! Holy shit, Socke! I miss being called sexy. I miss sex. Is it weird that I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO ANYONE WHO APPROACHES ME AND ASKS! In Soviet Russia, protest- wait a second. Oakland!? Did you just write that wiki entry So rugrats is based on real events?! But... but... horsecock! ~ Imagine waking up to her staring at you. Unsure if spoiler or not...this is pretty much lore. So my apologies if they are spoilery! it's all smiles and puppy dogs until SHIT GETS REAL And maintain eye contact at all times kevin rose? Agreed. I don't like how we take any bigger catcher we have and try to make a 1B right away. V-mart Right-o, will give that a go, though considering my old Galaxy S handled them fine, I'm wondering what the deal is A Sham-wow? Well, that *is* an enticing offer, wait a minute. Why would I need a Sham-wow if I am invited to your place?! What's that behind your back?! What's in the box!? lol at the 'blurring' out of your name on the left, but forget on the top of the screen Am not :( of course I was a bit like " Wait... that's an actual subreddit? woahhhh **OMG OMG OMG OMG** Your 'package' went through my home town! O_ Nestea offended by Naniwa, QIM splits, Q acquires Naniwa. What the heck kind of animal is a creeper? I thought they were bad Her videos are great. I like the snakes one the best. SNAKESSNAKESSNAKESSNAKES. I once sat and watched everything she had, I don't know how long it took but i was LOL. This step is AFTER they take it out of the oven. plain socks... I've had to restart my Mom's 6 times because of not paying attention... like forgetting to turn the heel A dog wiping it's worm-infested shit all over the floor is cute? Why did you decide to do this Without much detail on your end or how a typical conversation is, I can only ask this: What's wrong with having friends who you can emotionally connect with?! I agree with that. I still don't even know why they made a mobile AA that is lightning fast. At least it doesn't carry a crew..can you imagine one fortified by 3 engineers? Bitch out of control Huh? Why? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT ... Swearing loudly... Full derp face. I'm curious why the DEA is there. It's not their jurisdiction and the only reason they would be there is to help out Gah, you're completely right, I meant nearly twenty! No clue what happened there I guess you know everything about what Charles was doing, and it should be shot down. No Improvisational group ever benefited from having intricate jazz abilities. Knowledge is not power, in the jazz world. In 5th grade they said that I was reading at a college level There are non-camping mortars? make money and invest in knee armor... it's funny with the meme until I saw someone get hit by a flying rock in the knee... I think it's a sign... Youth Off The Streets has $24,400,000 yearly budget? ANNIE... I meant as in dark'o clock as opposed to morning. I feel retarded now ...the fuck? THANK YOU for posting this so that I can sleep tonight And death to Smoochy. Dracula... plural? This is the most dynamic skating style I've ever seen. Definitely not what you're used to seeing, but still just as amazing. ...Kyle? You've watched the first 3 seasons and you never saw Gary's Blastoise? can also smell them. If it was made of blocks, could you climb on it and dig a tunnel? Makes me want steak Those exist? Big Ben forces himself on Jay Cutler? I'm a little disturbed Think of how old this show is now That book had motifs about god The first thing I noticed was the steelseries 6gV2. I think Starcraft and team EG has ruined me At 9:29. Was that guy going to.... oh god. He WAS!!!!! Da fuck?! When I pre-ordered Skyrim at Best Buy, I was confronted by staff to buy the strategy guide. I replied, "Why? In a week, everything that I could possibly need to look up will be online." They said, "It is such a big game, you'll need the guide, for sure." To which I replied, "Refer to previous response. Someone else is going to post a walk-through in the next few days. I'm not spending the extra money." They said, "But if you bought it today, then YOU could post the walk-through." read the title as "packaging tape rape" Secret compartment! Holds your weed! ...I mean... yea, asbestos flint Hey nice planner there! 15 EURO though As a 19 year old female, my sex drive is through the fucking roof as in i masturbate 3+ times a day, I'm actually scared at what i'l be like at 27 since I haven't even hit my sexual peak yet. Grinding is dancing? Why didn't you put a space between "Best" and "Buy"? This looks just like my dog MOTHER OF GOD I. Want. Your. Car. it was sarcasm... nigga it's also more or less confirmed by SaSe and NaNiWa (NaNi stated he will stay in the ST house when it's announced, or something like that) You seem familiar. I, for some magical reason, believed this to be Thorzain. Lol sorry I got confused when they had the link/text tab, I thought they were 2 in one More like NSFS: Not Safe For Sanity... Thirty seconds in and I love it Sounds like it's time to clean my room. *You **ARE** the Pan!* Wow. Thou hast befouled this reddit with CAD linkage O_O you are... AMAZING Since when is ridiculous a problem in this show? Sweet jesus,dem maccaronis. Wait, your *second* home is this big? How big is your first? you could break me in half Living near...Charlotte? I thought I knew what an opportunity was but now I'm confused I hadn't realized everyone here was a guy "shafted" Did you starve on a downswing? I hope to God nothing is wrong with the transmission. It died on me in 2007, a mere 5 years old due to some broken pin, and cost almost $3000 to replace. How did you post on Reddit Howd he play the orcarina with those arms Yeah, pretty sure Muslims are allowed to drive. Hey OP, welcome to my world the last 2 weeks. It's hypnotic Me, either. I'm so used to the 2x subreddit that I sometimes forget there's men on Reddit Orianna is a non-tank melee? Your conclusion is correct but your math is wrong. Due to IE making your crits deal 250% damage instead of the base 200%, the Triforce alternative effectively means that when you proc it, your next attack will automatically crit, and can crit twice. Now, once you get a Phantom Dancer (OR A TRIFORCE Well shit, TIL. I had no idea about most of what you said, and that does sound quite solid. Time to use a notebook and a pen and write down dreams from now on Holy shit, I take that subway everyday to and from work, I get off at Canal.... Those pennies are mating... I have seen this request before.... Are you saying that Sunset Park has dim sum? Rent is only $35? ................... Duuuude... did you activate ALL your quests? Because i dont much like tattoos? Holy wow dude. Its just not my thing Stephano was winning the viewer count competition by over 1,000 viewers though. i guess they ate it? is that someones jaw flying in front of the screen at 0:49? You should ask her if she can touch the tips of her elbows behind her back whilst you're at it Unlike this subreddit. interesting where did you buy it all I could find were shady Chinese imports I wonder if he has to floss that. When has the line there EVER been an hour? haha wow putting it that way puts it in perspective Yes So that means Teddy roosevelt is the father of kenneth! This was the best level of the game Oh my gosh, so pretty Don't mind the face on my screen in the first picture OMG the 2 following games were so EPIC I thought you meant Gordon Freeman. This is... really true I often wonder this too. What would it be like to have everyone trying to knife me. What's a presidnet? hit close to home I found a Charus cave that rooms full of egg sacs. I stopped looting at 230ish, when I noticed I was over my weight limit lol. There were two more rooms Wow, it really is Swedish! so awesome. that would be really fucking scary! imagine walking down the stairs to a full deadra armor staring at you omg! You're example of first astronaut to meet an alien being catholic is scary, imagine if he landed on the outskirts of an alien town, it's their equivalent of the morning so they're just getting up, the first house he comes to the family or other group of beings are just sitting down or whatever for a meal, possibly a space-fry up, when suddenly the equivalent of a doorbell rings, one of them goes to the door in the equivalent of a wife-beater vest, underwear and a dressing gown and at the door stands a man in a space suit saying, "Hi there, I'm x and I'd like to talk to you about the wonders of god, I also have some pamphlets hear that you may enjoy." Am I the only one that loves free newest champ weeks for the troll factor? You get to piss people off so much What in the fuckity-fuck-fuck!?!? Who posts that to FACEBOOK!? O_o; Chipolte fucked their ass AND their brain This is the opposite of my plan. I typically steal tickets and put them on my car, so I don't get them... ejaculate IN men? Glad you closed it before you saw some of the other pictures... I was asking about how much you could taste the chile within the cookies, ie how present the taste was within it. And I wasn't being off topic, because it was a question about the recipe that was posted. And I wasn't talking about how my boyfriend wouldn't like these cookies, I simply added, as a supporting detail, that he didn't like peppers. Depending on the concentration of the flavor, we may or may not like it. Since I'm assuming the OP has made these cookies before, I was asking them a question. I didn't mean to spark this debate My beanie (knitted hat), when I was four by a large adult male neighbour is there more of this guy or something? ive never heard of this How is each MMA promoter having their own titles and rankings technically illegal? I'm pretty curious about that. I follow MMA pretty closely and that's the first I've ever heard of that being illegal somehow. I do these things anyways.. fuck fast travels. Also, PS3.. no mods I couldn't help but But I don't see anyth.............. But how could you watch the movie all face-to-face like that???? I was serious but remembered why she wasn't censored...uh'oh I've become Kevin Good thing I got all these fine folks on Reddit involved Leahcim.... Wait, what? Other people don't have carrier billing? Yeah, give me a minute to get out of this cave though, I didn't bring an escape rope and I'm out of repels! hehe i love his Redditors seem to have trouble seeing the not at the beginning of my user name. Every time. They've seen me masturbating Why do I have you tagged as "SILLY DUCK" in RES? There will be blood. I'm concerned for the person who took the time to do this But seriously? who can dislike Bob Ross? Woah, they gave me a fucking epidural Any particular brand you prefer? My sister has been wearing Axe Phoenix for ages The Meteor looks more the moon from Majora's Mask I WAS derping myself lol. < ( [GofW]SnO. Her dress looks kind of like bacon. At first i was like "stoner.... :l" then i was like I bet She's the one who feed him so much Wow, I'm incredibly flattered. wait, so how exactly did that turn out? He broke up with a cutie like you because you'd get with other women? That guy needs to get his priorities straight i had never noticed before. you moderate the *hell* out of some subreddits wow. kas v MVP. that's pretty cool i can't stop reading the comic It's eyes...they hunger... that's less than the tuition for my school What... what did you do?! i didnt, but i do now And people say skeleton jelly is creepy. Lol, me too! It looks exactly like Saints Row 3 in this screenshot All right, I will consider your story to be truthful since you're from Minneapolis/St. Paul. How did all the Hmong end up there i don't know any lefties that use a mouse with their left hand. i grew up with the mouse on the right side of the keyboard and key bindings for games are on the left side of the keyboard... i didn't even realize you *could* move the mouse to the other side and use it with your left hand. what's amazing is that he still knows what units are weak in big engagements 21 Service stars in support Hm... ok, YES! I can certainly get *behind* these fine gentlemen I really hope that's the case What does this have to do with anything This is why I was glad my freshman year dorm was a suite with two bathrooms rather than having a bathroom for the whole floor. I would have never left the bathroom in your situation ...I would get a second opinion. My class was a lot more vigilant, it seemed, we all knew our gym teacher was a scumbag. Still, the other classes That's so strange, a group of classmates and myself just made a simple Space Invaders ripoff for one of our classes final project. We called it "Stayin' Alive". Nidalee did have a ridiculous heal. so much blood [](/ajwut "I love your art coggler, but seriously, sometimes you scare me Didn't it say that you can't use it to buy it from the other sellers? Only amazon? this happens to me at least once a week Okay..the first thing I thought of when I just read from your post was ghosts... It might just be because I'm dead exhausted, but my spine started to tingle. Can't animals sense things that people can't? Such as a unwanted visitor?... That's a lot of pink you got there on your browser I forgot the title and thought to myself "This is someones daughter?" then checked the link name said friend, so I checked the picture again and realized it was an adult! For me its gotta the Bloom yells by Thom! They are majestic on record and on the FTB recordings! With the horns backing him up, it just makes my eyes swell and my spine tingle!!! So true! I also have a fear that there are people down in the vents, just chillin and seeing what they can see "fresh fish! fresh fish!" .......... I pay for my internet. Why would I want to pay again to use my same internet? How many elected Republicans do you know who aren't Christians? I've had this issue lately too. Awesome caused X to crash during an update just less than a week ago, so after some tinkering I just reinstalled the latest version and it worked, but now it seems .Xdefaults doesn't get merged at all despite me explicitly stating for it to in my .xinitrc. So before it worked, URXVT had a black background, now it's white (and yet, the no scrollbar stuff works With hallucinations I mean 3D figure like hallucinations. As in "I'm seeing some shit I'd buy it, if I had $5 on me Oh, I've been one of your first subscribers One_Giant_Nostril. I'm stalking you...err...following your submissions. A huge fan of your subs. Huge. Fan. That first shot is only semi-hard? My tongue is always comfortable in my mouth wow I know someone that has their Wifi named "Virus" and I was like What? Really? I had no idea. nope, still nothing I do like watching him throw to first. I'm 15 and this strangely applies to me. holy shit i never thought of it that way. it's like moment by moment strategy. Are you the guy who wanted to fuck his aunt a while ago? "Mildly attractive"? She's 14... ... Yes and I am 13... Yet I saw a comment on her second single saying that the person wanted to fuck her. Some people still think like that but I don't really care... No......not until now.... "I'm going to be a father?" There are as many Louis Letrushes in my game as there are people in this thread. You thought the pictures were bad, check out the video above... I like to think of myself as a libertine, but the implied incest is still a little disturbing. I know right! Its amazing Stoner docs? Wait, there's a scarf in this picture? And maybe his own if he's on the phone if it explodes. so many pointy bras this is so wierd! "dont fear the reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult started playing in my playlist seriously the second i clicked this link C-3PO is an alien? What the hell did I just watch? can I enter for you ? Wow………That's weird, yo. why is he singing? he surely can't si... WWOOOOOAAAAA! so you're saying that Zubats are good for something?! How are you so far along in the million fire damage with so few heavies killed? Aren't most doctors practicing? There are phones with Facebook pre-installed? Oh my.... I accidentlay punched mine to death I was just about to say this. I just got done listening to his christmas album. They are most certainly Danios. I was able to identify them, and you confirmed it for me. I plan to talk to the fish store tomorrow and let them know about the TB. I am, indeed, at max capacity with the fish that I have, so I am not exactly certain what to do for them. Having one danio by its self is bad, the pleco is going to get huge, and then there are my 4 poor innocent tetras that seem to look at the world like Definitely, I remember his eyes going This is creepy because earlier today I was wondering if there was a subreddit about horology If you both read redit, it's most likely that she will be seeing this... and all the comments... Awkward On second thought, this advice applies to me now So remember, kids, mushrooms = bad for you. It's even worse when the kid begs you not to go away because, "Mommy won't hit me in front of strangers." Finch in AP is AWESOME though You had a frog that ate live mice? that kind of freaked me out, i knew a girl who called me iani and the girl in the photo even looks like her in the thumbnail Those eyes. Myrcene. I tried looking up where to buy pure myrcene online, but apparently it's a hazardous material Wow, that just started out awesome and then kept getting more awesome. You should watch Home Movies with Brendon Small. Sorry to completely lost the thread of this conversation, I just smoked hash for the first time since St. Patrick's Day When he went shopping did he happen to get some damn toilet paper or something at least My gun won't work with it? People rrrrrrr-really like penises I guess. I was legitimately scared of this fucking thing! This is what I get for watching videos on WTF at 130am. ...you killed them all? @1:50 when his back wheel spins up Gosh, how do you think China feels about all this? I was just making a joke because the names were similar I didn't buy Kirby's epic yarn because my wife saw an ad for it and said "well they're definitely trying to get the female audience! That's a game for girls!". Made me feel insecure Fantastic battle rep, that move with the nurgle prince into the genestealers made me facepalm though, what was he thinking Wait huh? Dr. Goodson the orthodontist? I used to go to him at the Round Rock location ... there are more than one of these places? Scars?? As someone who looks at the redstone page on the wiki and literally does this: Well. Fuck. Also, 1 guy 1 jar wow, that thumbnail looks really cool! I wonder what champions he drew, let me take a closer loOH BREASTS NES? Don't judge me. Where did you get your hash dat sona no. because, like with magnets, forces exist around the matter that will fight for space. the energy needed to bring the atoms to pass by each other would destroy the structure of the matter. maybe enough to cause fusion or ,,,? Your daily commute is 1-1.5 hours one way or round-trip? That would be 2-3 hours of your day spent in a car if it was one way! Wow. Did she proceed to nom on the rat? :P Sadly I'm a woman and I'm not afraid of spiders. :O I think of them like fly, and other insect killers. Haha thanks. I was like I was shopping in the mall with my friend, we were just standing and talking, when out of nowhere I see a flash of a guy walk right beside me and feel something go into my hand... He was so fast that I couldn't see where he had gone... I look into my hand, and I see a business card telling me to call the number on the card if I'd like to start doing porn! 1) Gee, that took a weirdly racist/political turn Oh my god this exists. Wait... Scout Heli on Op. Firestorm? OMG THIS IS FUCKIN AWESOME, I cant even find words that can describe that! To me it's kinda animal cruelty... I mean seriously, that poor elephant. gonna be a bit of a redditor here but i never really noticed this pattern of speech in anyone before and now that i've heard it i think im going to hear it everywhere I do it every time My 11-year old daughter apparently thinks it's adorable. I know I didn't realize thats what he was doing until the second time You have a tree, already? Yep, we've got updated sections coming down the pipeline: genres, collections, series - will all likely have pictures attached to them. Do people really using facebook/twitter to sign in to an adult site Why can i not find this in the LoL subreddit, ctrl+f is not helping well wtf? :D That is one sketchy looking site... is it just me or is the whole background just blank Never noticed that before, that knot's as big as the entire bottom part of his face Oh god, I have had nightmares about this - only different. Wait... what? Stopped reading after he said "Naniwa knows how to build a deathball and attack but he doesn't know about 2base timings"... Is this interview like super-outdated or did idra not watch MLG at all? Naniwa crushed Nestea twice and dongraegu 2-0 with almost only 2base timings.. He even crushed IdrA in the MLG before with 2base timings Yeah, same here... the reasons that you gave (i.e big boned and tight vag) sound to me like you are just over thinking it SUPPORT! SO GOOD Do they actually call it Korean BBQ in Korea? Exactly. It's PvP people need to stop crying. Seeing all the downvotes from all the PvE kiddies just makes me want to kill people so much more. (I mean in the game Woah, you must've been fuct up. r/uktrees is disappearing? Why??? I wish I would've had an eighth with my prom. It would've helped ease the embarassment WOOOOOOOOOOOOO Uhmm, Twilight? What are yo-... Do it Fuck she looks familiar... How convenient that the anti-christ will be *really good* at talking you out of Christianity. These people built fail-safes into their religious dogma You were floored by two tripels? I came here to say word for word that I came here to say the exact same thing word for word I rewatched deathly hallows recently and god DAMN were his teeth terrible Not too tightly, I hope. Oh my god, that's so creepy Well, that took a bit of a turn. I don't even know how "File corrupted" What am I reading? Wtf is tht Why is there blood?! I've never heard of this game before but it looks like a mario party game with Dragon Quest and Mario combined. That. Just. Happened. I read that as "wild" at first and was like, " "fear of masturbation" Maybe that's why Japan has such a high suicide rate Wait, what? Oldboy... portal 2 you really sound like a bitch, he admitted it was him and sounded cool about it, and gave details on when it was and whatever and the whole time your just like "omg im totally going to try my best to make an ass out of you". oh and your stupid You like the dubs? Clearly uh huh....whatever you say....*NOTDECOSTING* How was that second shower? I flipped over to the Bears game and was all like Canimal Allective Wait till you get to diamond. Fun times I usually open up with a statement about the conditions, then ask where they are from. Being up at Baker we have Canadians and a fairly big university. So people from all over generally come. What's really awesome is when you meet people that are traveling, "My wife and I are from New Zealand." At that point it's like maybe it was a type... maybe it was supposed to be non-climatic. Which still doesn't make much sense to me really What? Really? You are a genius At first I was like, "meh", then I was all like, "BILL NYE. WOAH! i just looked online and it's a 1941 legitimus collins & co. machete, quite rare, or something, apparently No, I don't think anyone here in the thread realizes we're in tinychat, yet no one in tinychat is even aware of this thread.... YOU CAN CALL UPON DRAGONS?!?!?! not really a scary part but remember walking through the day care place and looking through the window to see that women and the little necro baby Well there goes his career.... What an idiot. Good luck with that. I'm not seeing how that could have been a weird innuendo. Elevated? why the hate? Ah thanks, I was sure they weren't R, looked up IMBD, and was like, Tuck didn't get held there? I see this everywhere. Yes it can, believe me. Still had time for an ironing board. damn I was more like I have the same laptop and same headphones MORE: His name is Jay Herrod and his Youtube user name is Jayherrod1 on Youtube and he has about 146 videos of random shit. He has made videos talking about how obsessed he is with Selena Gomez and his intentions of running for president in 2012. Hes the strangest motherfucker I have ever come across -- watching his videos was like coming across a train wreck. how does darth vader eat 60lb He has a downvote on his head! Rage has some of the most gorgeous environments I've ever seen in a game. The town of Wellspring looks amazing, some of the levels towards the end of the game are just lol, well okay, I was born and raised eating this stuff, as a large majority of Asian people are. But.. is that the reason why I'm never tired of it? If I was raised up to eat tacos everyday, would I never get sick of it? That, is awesome! Well played sir. Are my eyes failing me or... are you soloing Rotscale That's cool, til 4 of your team members lock in and the 5th guy who was meant to go AP carry (we actually communicated clearly what everyone was going and asked him, he didn't reply). Long story short, he announced he was going AD sion. We already had a graves and a tryn jungle on the team sooo.. you couldn't take two seconds to put on your glasses? Thank science for anesthetic. I can't even imagine. Glad I read the comments first. Maybe it could be a reference to the pudding that Dobby dropped on Petunia? I dunno. Either way, it's really weird. After sooo muuuuchhh afterrrr That looks a bit like....Katarina in the background.... Believe me, I've been there and it's not fun, even when/if you get to be with the guy, so I know exactly what you mean by 'emotionally drained'. My sex drive is well above average, and I value people who approach matters directly and avoid wasting my time (hell, it even turns me on at times). So, one of the lessons I've learned through dating: even if a guy is gorgeous, you should still go for the one who's head over heels for you and is not afraid to show it (not even all the time, but at a healthy rate). And wanna know what's worst? Imagine how much a misunderstanding with an introverted person would drag on and how it could escalate from nothing to a disaster... Haha this must be one of the reasons we live together, or it's a small reddit world What? Women around the world are extremely jealous of you right now I honestly couldn't figure out which one he was for like 5 minutes, cause I clicked the link, and skipped to the flag and was like "...Dyrus...Where?... Oh... Yes, Riot changed the MM to purposely screw just you. No hud sounds ridiculously hard in itself, let alone no potions in combat yeah im pretty sure people have said hes older than 30 Excuse me, but for all of us, WHO ARE YOU EGO I'm 7-6, he's 7-6, winner has the 4th seed in the playoffs. He's up by 2. 105-103. He has Brandon Lloyd. I have Seattle DEF. I didn't know people still use photobucket The world may never know oh fuck! i don't know why either but that got me laughing my ass off! it's 1am and everyone's gona think I'm crazy. I've worn in public a few times, you get some 2.4% you mean: that makes all the difference nope. not worth the You don't recognise MVP or polt? OMG I went to an elementary school in Ontario, Canada. I remember when they made that rule in our school. We were all just like I hung up! was sooo embarrassed! The same 6 who downvoted you it seems? And this is why I'll never put a Reddit sticker on my car. Hamachi messed up my networksettings, my PC ended up connecting to it all the time leaving me without an internetconnection, until I manually connected to my router. Even setting it to not start on boot didn't solve it Really Newsflash: there are other languages outside of English that use other diacritica. Even crazier: there are language that use other alphabet and even writing systems '93 I'll give you that, being as I have never seen most of the US let alone gone anywhere out of the country... I live in a bubble WICKED COOL! Why, as long as we're talking Bentleys, a Bentley Speed Six, of course What a cartoonishly evil corporation. This and the one where the dude punches a hole through his monitor have to be fake. I mean, are people literally scared into a fight or flight response to such an extent that they don't remember that they are just sitting in front of a computer monitor? I mean, cm'on. Halfway through throwing that printer out the window and getting up to jump out he had to have known he wasn't in any real danger, except maybe jumping out of the window There is no pedal that costs more than $20 where the beater angle is linked to the pedal angle. Get Armlet and Treads, and go rape pretty much How do you eat fried chicken five times a week and not die of a heart attack? In highschool when I barely slept, I'd see a gray woman out of the corner of my eye, in an impossibly tight space, and of course when I looked to the left she wasn't there. So THAT'S what that was. There are like 3 participants living practically around the corner from me Indeed. and woah double post wut I read this as Catholic life. Ok, I get it... I thought it was intentionally left that way Things that cannot be unseen.... ( what is this stuff? expect something else ? Holy shit! This is my new favourite Fus ro dah video You went back in time and stole my post before I could save it. Why does this even exist? Just for fun? That's not any better than the last possibility High for 2 days You dont have to like all roles to be a teamplayer ill take your money TRYPTOPHAN in turkey does not make you sleepy. It's also in bananas, but no one bitches about them being part of a "balanced breakfast" Stories like this just confirm my decision to turn towards a life in the red light district before having to resort to a job that entails possible random encounters with mystery turds. Not that there's anything wrong with that, and people that can handle a job like that are stronger people than I am -- I'm just am not good with bodily fluids. I thought everyone knew that I have tranny friends, and they told me to use the word can anyone explain dis? You are the chosen one Damn it, this makes sense Who downvotes a match tread? Just be careful I'm not sure NASL is the right introduction to SC2 events.... I'd like to see him go to an MLG and call it quiet I got goosebumps near the end of his Arsenal career. is it just me or is this man holding the mouse with his left hand.... I am so jealous I don't actually see any picture of a dog. Just a picture of a bag with ...brown or red residue? Sweet Jesus that's a beautiful face. I just wanna know how this was "gang related" WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! Happy birthday! I just had an anatomy final today. Are you in my class? Wow. You are... holding it while you listen? Like when you're going to somewhere and you listen to music?` Who cares? Yet the OP is taking the dog on a walk. "Suddenly fine." How much did you pay MKP to do this It's shit like this that marks out the individuals you want to be avoiding. Nothing more. Christ I could have sworn I saw the exact same formatting in a few other places. Just boggles me how it would be easier to copy and paste than to just type it out Wait, why are there TWO of these posts by you, one upvoted to the heavens, and the other shot down to the deepest pits of hell? With the larger ones, they're not torn when they're bought... should i replace it with TNT? The singer from Blackmore's Night My best friend is actually wearing this shirt RIGHT. NOW. We both went Your mom definitely knows something she's not telling you. And she's messed up for not letting you know. Especially if she knows your at the house itself and could potentially be harmed. You should get the house bull dozed Your mom definitely knows something she's not telling you. And she's messed up for not letting you know. Especially if she knows your at the house itself and could potentially be harmed. You should get the house bull dozed Not bad Mine too if he doesn't want them I'll so take them off your hands. What's the point of being in LgN if they didn't pay for your flight? Had no idea you paid for your own trip Wow. That is... horrifying. Is that a good O_o; or a bad What are mythical quality items exactly My mom is an atheist and my dad is a deist and I never attended a church service. I read a book of children's bible stories along with fairy tales and Greek myths around the same time when I was younger, and they all seemed the same to me. The first time I really encountered religion was at a Christian day camp late in elementary school--they made us pray before we ate snacks, and I was like "YOU PEOPLE ACTUAL BELIEVE THIS NONSENSE Nice architecture :P is it only me that sees a spider on the ballroom floor? I...thought she was a dude this whole time. now when you said "his shiny scizor" I had something else entirely in mind... lol where's the link Wow, that's crazy. Whoa, You can talk to Blades? Had no idea I remember that point when quest said go talk to blades or greybeards. Since I was at High Hrothgar already anyway, I chose to walk to where it was closer first. I really thought you had to talk to both aweeeesome! never cross swords with another redditor! he might make a meme about it I think you meant holidays not holdays Probe bobsled? Mother of god Wow, had no idea. Those are some...that's really...Happy Halloween! Me too, me too! I wanna make those did she actually die? That reminds me of one time I was watching the Man Show and they were talking about jobs that get you laid. They mention policemen, firemen, and athletes. Then Adam Corolla says, "You know who else is always getting laid? Porn Stars! They're getting laid all the time!" I thought, "Who would want to have sex with a porn star? All they do is have s-...... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhh!" Where do you live and can I come visit? Well you're not going to drop them, are you? How much FPS? I cant imagine it would run smooth on so many screens what blows my mind is when when repost shouters get upvotes That's a Microsoft Office product? Why did I get a -7 for this? You feel like a nazi? Can you do MY math when you're bored? What if Harrison killed Dexter's mother? Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and yo husband too! ...Mike? The Notebook. Holy shit I regret reading that. Not only does it end in an old couple having sex but it's very potentially old-person rape. TIL that there is such thing as overbite. I googled it, but not sure what it means. The upper teeth covers the lower ones? If so I have it too They left out Mew? The scary thing is that this might well be among the finest specimens of direct democracy I've never thought about that before. Uh...where's the choice? We were required to read this in school, and this story really stuck with me. The themes of blindly following tradition and discrimination really made me think. (Scared the hell out of me writing an essay for this sometime around midnight while having all the scenes from the story flashing in my mind though... ea just send me an email, saying that i can now dl the B2k, but... how im supposed to do that ** You Americans are serious about your christmass lights Bit sparse... I saw over a thousand sheep in a single paddock when I was over there 0:08 Cant believe it was taken from Battlefield 3 waityesabsolutelyohmanyouaretotallyright If they followed the animal crossing method, where you're just living in ponyville, ohmygoshohmygoshomigoshomigoooosh that would be SO FUN! And you could design your own pony... and either earn a cutie mark or choose one Hell, I had more of a tough time fighting a wisp mother than Alduin What happened? >Bandits in Glass armour It's gross, for sure, but it's down in three seconds. Hot coffee + oats. Wait a few for the oats to swell. Add protein and zap, then chug. If the protein is choco (or better yet, the rocky road by ON), then it's sort of like a mocha. I did not see that coming. After about 10 seconds of this, I got scared and closed the Rainy mood window. I've been on the internet too long, and I started thinking "I bet this calming sound is going to turn into a dead/ scary face with horrible screamy sounds any second now..." The internet has given me PTSD...I can't even listen to rain any more... holy jesus Yeah, the actual unwinding scene is just.... I once woke up terribly hungover to find myself in a white witches caravan in the middle of a snowy field in Wales, there was a massive tree stump next to my head. The white witch was very nice, we had gotten jolly drunk together the previous evening. In the morning she brought me a cup of orange cordial which had bits of what looked and tastedd like tuna floating in it wow I never realized the X was so popular! I thought the majority of people passed it up because they thought the screen was too big, and by the time they realized they liked larger screens, other options were available Who took the photo? I can't see anyone in the mirror In other words, you agree with Tim. о*уе*ь... он что слепой?! That's my friend's birthdate 17th is the saturday it has 0 weight in my inventory Wow, she's amazing That's weird, 'cause I've definitely checked this site every day for the past... its been months dude. Never seen this. right? Only an idiot would come after me with a knife if I have goddamn gun The Japanese sure love their Scottish Folds. For some inexplicable reason, this seems the most popular breed in Japanese cat videos I was never aware it was this textbook, but that actually describes almost in perfect detail the speeches I've heard from best men thus far They have NO PUPILS! yeah - being a redditor for more than one hour.... Can't tell if satire...because Presidential elections are exactly that I got the same email some time ago (and again since What the hell did I see? I sincerely hope Bull`winkle isn't taken It's totally what it's about! In the second picture I thought he had a black pant leg and a white pant leg because of the angle of the person behind him. I was very much Primero, el bidet europeo posta se usa para lavarse los pies They look like they're all the same colour... wtf are you downvoting? >Can't tell if satire...because Presidential elections are exactly that It is? 105 hours in and I just learned that now. Dark Knight Solid? He used ghost chili peppers Yup, the DEA went crazy and now there's a country wide shortage. There's stuff on SR, but since the shortage it's been batshit expensive (like nearing $1/mg Awesome! This, AND I just realized that they e-mailed me a key for the first Humble Bundle which I purchased ages ago. I always regretted not activating it on steam. Games ... so many games. why was he peeing all over the reddit hooker people It is a bit.. powerfull Guelph is developing some nice engineering programs Well I mean I could just tell my friend to go pirate the game too but that sort of defeats the idea of a gift Lava from the Pu'u Vent on the Big Island of Hawaii, from 2000 feet overhead. A few months after I did this, the same airplane I rode in crashed into the volcano and killed everyone aboard. yea, as a zombie, apparently I agree with the occupiers as well, but I rarely saw anybody actually out there holding signs or doing anything. It kind of just looks bad for the movement if you set up ugly tents in the middle of tourist central and don't actually do anything. Plus, that lady got stabbed there over the dispute with the cat... not exactly positive press. Whoa. That's rad. I would. Man, that would be so cool! BOTH APPLY Is that BLOOD on the carpet? Who might've guessed Never before have I beheld such a fearsome death stare... Yea, I see the FB pictures of old classmates with their newborn, or in some cases toddler or preschooler. Okay, I've never really been interested in Transformers all that much or played any of the games, but that gave me goosebumps. I really thought I was the only one ....why...? strangely enough, if you compare the pictures, scarf and blade are different Looks like a cooch with a handful of std's fucked raw. yes \(O_O)/ I DOO IT FOR KARMA! \( I LITERALLY JUST SAW THIS CAR AN HOUR AGO All I have to say is... he told me it was a joke before i could answer When i Google Egypt, It comes up with porn I definitely remember reading this in high school, and everyone was like.. There's a Spring map? I have Arirang and watch it a lot but never seen this. It's always Warcraft III, some fps, or this Chinese checkers looking game. Mine's religious, I don't know which I'd prefer, I guess if she were racist she wouldn't get pissed that I wear a lot of black... lol She thought my mom was the antichrist...... what is this downvote you speak of Holy shit that's the first time seeing that. He sounds like a five year old I think the fact that he likes Love Hina is more shocking Hrm... Not sure. Tried it on Amazon, like the other did... and nothing. Thanks for that.... The first thing I noticed was that nasty left arm TIL they're making Men In Black 3 See - that's the kind of experience I was really expecting and hoping for. I walked in in a suit as well - knowing I was overdressed for the place but trying to make a good impression and pretty much just got the brush off from the ladies who were working the front desk at the time. I came in several other times in plain clothes not applying for a job just trying to volunteer and had the same kind of treatment. I really wish it had been different, but I ended up volunteering elsewhere because it really didn't feel welcoming and with all the scheduling issues I had (even had a woman call me to set up an appointment for the next week and then call me later that same day to "confirm" that I was coming in the next day... You mean sand benders? Holy cow! I can run for almost 30 minutes non-stop, but 50!? I just played against you Doesn't work for me either 360 w/sitrep It's not difficult, just boring. And I don't even want to think about it, numbers are not my thing ** Except they have increased. But they're not sufficiently fed are they? Oh, but they haven't. Ages 26-30... I am the 1%. You are a terrible person...we were'nt even testing for that Good looking guy with a German Shepherd? I approve of this i made 2m today from runecrafting alone :P in like 3 hours Who is that? I must know. i thought it was a kilt Wtf. Stop throwing stones, Christianity. You're somehow indirectly representing all of us. I imagine this facial expression when they saw the response: ( You can also tell by the fact it's a non-animated GIF. I'm at a [6] right now and I swear to god her face starting coming in closer please tell me someone else is seeing something very creepy and distorted in the reflection on the lock in the second picture. I noticed the dildo instantly... but omg the mess!!!! *runs* No Hats? No War? Is that what that says? I'm going to take that as a good 0:53 Nothing was wrong with BfME. Nothing is wrong with this, either....there is no particular reason why you would have to limit yourself to one game or the other. Just remove the quotes already. You can edit wikipedia pages without even registering! Second... I didn't make it past the first. Jack and Jill was horrifying Cool, didn't know you can't craft Dragonbone Why is this NSFW Shit, this is uncanny. 5 minutes ago I was looking for a nice quote and read that one, thought "yuck" and moved on to a better source. Now 5 minutes later I read it again for the second time in my life Wasn't it actually supposed to be pronounced Chao-X? Sylgja here also... and I take her mom adventuring with me Oh, that's all we need, UFOs flying into buildings. LIAR! Unless God has been a panda this whole time.. berlin is exactly where i drank it first! Are you....an alchemist? Number 18 and 22: WOW. happened to me too USPS says my gift was delivered yesterday... still don't have it. Ruh roh... why is this happeniiiiing Is that a ...'No Parking' sign? I still have mine too! I literally squealed when I saw this back then. Beautiful eyes < jesus that's a lot of cookies! sadly my office just has a lot of kugel.... You know what really upsets about all of this . . . .Santa! He is sick of everyone always talking about Jesus on his night of glory!! I personally think the fat jolly bastard is just jealous of how thin Jesus is. Santa gives out candy canes to make kids fat like him so that when he dies he has enough fat people to choose from to take his place! THAT IS A FACT!!! It makes me happy! And it also means that the poster that I commented on changed his comment to reflect fallacies I pointed out as well I thought the same thing. 60 is a very small number when we're talking about solar systems and stars. I actually started playing League the week after Leona launched. Wow, I really dodged something there TIL as well I remember the first time I heard the term "double entendre" and lets just say right now I thought he had seen my internet browser history. You can buy it in JUGS? I just realized I've been doing this for years and there seems to be a lot more muscle on the shoulder I don't carry bags on Haha wow, I just got that book for my kindle app and I thought your experience would happen to me as well. I was wrong, I am enthralled with the story and already half way done the first book. Bye Skyrim for now.. whats with the naked baby? You must be somwe kind of wierdo or someting. o_o:) You... You have karma-whoring down to a science. Whoa Encino to Burbank is bumper to bumper. It's usually ok (25mph average), but I think a series of accidents has been slowing things down a lot more than usual. I can make it in 20 or so mins on an average day, and 10-15 with no traffic (which was the case at some point last wee, and was amazing), it took me 35 this morning, 40 yesterday. That guy is really providing a civil cervix... CANNOT UNSEE. We're on to you, Gingrich.... Then it's teeth start clicking and clacking against one another. I just tried this, and it actually is true. I believe steam is dead right now I WANT THAT BASS i pictures the guy from jaws saying this :) "were gonna need a bigger bag of drugs wth! Don't ask that he shits on your cake? That's exactly what I was about to say. I was like Like eating shellfish. Yum Is there? Not sure why my comment got downvoted I'm NOT the only one that did this. I'm so pumped. I feel like I'm 5 years old and it's christmas eve right now mhm! I'm like the emoticon queen, I feel weird typing a sentence without one 2:24 Surely you must be on hardmode, you've got yourself hallowed armour It's times like these I'm glad that I don't see the ads Oh my god OW! Sounds really painful! Isn't the knee like a bed of nerves Bravo. " Does anyone else see the scary-ass clown face on his right arm O_O?! Looks like a smiling clown mask with clown hair..... Mind = blown. Showerbeer.....!! (S)he's beautiful Wouldn't any introductory statistics course teach you this? At first, thought it was made of people. I've had it a year now. 5 crashes withing that year.. I've had it a year now. 5 crashes within that year.. how did you zoom in & crop without getting pixelated? Yeah, makes sense! I've seen some people riding bikes ridiculously fast in like tshirts and shorts I knew it was an asian, they're always putting things in plastic bags. Source, my girlfriend and her fam O_O REALLY? HOW You've been on reddit for 12 days people had tried to grab your love handles before? Man this crap is going to lead to so many conflicts and riots...hell it might even cause a freaking war Dude, serious buzzkill man. i have spayed female cat, if that ever happens i hope she scratches my gf. on the other hand...i was the one that spayed her Someone just took a picture of her in the loading of a game though > why was you and your friend on a porn site together? If deadmau5 actually did that I will never give him a cent of my money or support actually each TOWN can have different sales tax Holy shit. That's so cool. You're like, Bond, but with flavors. How do you even get in that line of work? They draft you from the CIA? My dad is a professor. Students either love him or hate him. He is a laid back guy who is really funny and is always willing to help students, but he makes the homework and exams hard. I showed him ratemyprofessor and he read the first page and laughed, then said he had a funny video of a dog barking to show me. Or save those 10 cents, or drop that extra dime in Ronald McDonald House charity donation box. Or...donate the pie to charity... I'm sure it's only melee-ing. If I'm wrong… well, I'm not one to turn my posts into memes, but… Consequences will *never* be the same it did the exact same thing on mine too Wait a second... have the Packers not changed their offense at all since the 2009 season? ... your desk are mest up You realize that you can draw a black line for problem 1 like you did in the first image, save it, and then draw the second black line for number 2 and save it as a different file. You clearly went and redrew each of the answers. I can't decide between A reporter on my local station did a piece that essentially advised people to pawn their shit to buy Christmas gifts and buy it back at a low interest rate. ...anyone else notice nipple nib placement? As a from-or-near-Redditor, I think I'll stay home this weekend... Fuck, I read that as "Sorcerer" rather than "scorer". I should lay of the D&D a bit. Wow. I find that really bizarre. Rice with Soy is a great combination. That's a very liberal use of the word. I was just about to mention that 1. So who here never *ever* wants to give birth EVER? It's kind of sad a 13 year old has no idea what they were really doing.. i have a ps3 and xbox360 only because of final fantasy. ffxiii came out on xbox which was cheaper at the time so i got it, then i heard ffxiii versus wasnt coming out on xbox360 so i bought a ps3 I paused with a O_O after I scrolled up, then noticed the 17 and the I actually had a very odd obsession with Surge. Like I would do artwork based around the stuff.... That is, by FAR, the single most adorable expression I have EVER SEEN on a kitteh. I didn't know these guys were still around! Wow. If I did that, I'd probably know most of the knowledge there is A rapper? I thought he was doing acoustic music under the name Feltbeats. So uh..... would you? Weird sound at 4:58 is she torching her bong with a candle with an extra long wick? WOAH overseas smoking, such different techniques wow you're so cool What the hell kind of movies and tv shows are you watching Though the dark side of the moon isn't exactly dark!! The moon is simply shy about showing earthlings its ass, thus why we never get to see it. Every other planet can see it though. We're actually the only planet in the universe that doesn't get mooned by the MOON!!!! ...that can't be too hard. What kind of weird is this? 2......hours? Taiwanese animators know about reddit Because they're too far away I assume it is because OP is referring to Chrismas of 2010, since Christmas of 2011 hasn't happened yet. I was scared too though He's a reserve The market says its compatible with my blade, which only has an adreno 200 Yes, One time I totaled a cab. I was in the right lane doing about 30 and he was in the left lane and made a right turn in front of me guess he likes rocks... Oh, that's interesting! I've actually never heard of erowid About 10 miles from mine What ancient chat program is this? Your dick is bigger when you don't masturbate? Who is the guy in the green bag suppose to be OP is a homewrecker. What is she making /clubdance ...Gold standard...as in, he wants to convert the national currency to pure gold or what? girls can tell that by just looking at them?! You are a scholar. ....And this is what makes me really hope that when I die I don't come back as something else...(( What kind of vaginas have you been looking at? Colored? Had? OMG i remember my other one, reading someone else's i remembered mine. Well, in my German class sitting next to pretty much the smartest kid in the year, also a pretty good friend of mine, known him for a long time and we are good friends. When he turns to me and says, "Do you spell something strange? It smells like piss..." with a 0_0 face. He then lifts up his ass and then I and him both see that there is piss all over his chair >_> (btw Lucky for him, extremely lucky, it was the 5th lesson of the day, The last lesson and it was pretty much the end of the lesson itself) So he quickly asked to go to the toilet, somehow my teacher let him at the end of the lesson where normally all teachers go, NO! YOU CAN WAIT! or YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE AT LUNCH/BREAK or whatever... Anyway He goes to the toilet, pretty much crying and with a wet ass as he leaves the room. (Also, Somehow I am the only person to know this, no one else realized his ass was a massive dark patch of piss ...knitting is sexist now? That kid must watch so many Hollywood movies. i dont get keeping beatles So I'm guessing your cbet stat is pretty low then I sense slight sarcasm true, did they deliver all 399 at the same time? The time another black man said I was acting like a nigger... those panties have a space for a tail Is that fucking Chase?! A video game store in the romantic state of Minnesota? You just have a bucket of human heads in the lab? Holy shit, that's terrifying that place is a restaurant Dat boxer sound Yeah i did it just messed up I never noticed the tribute to John Hughes at the ending there. He actually died on my birthday So then does that mean, the wine is a lie? I dont WTF are you on about? I fought a Zigzagoon the other day that KO'd me with Surf. I can barely consider these bombs by how ridiculously amazing and complex these are! I guess I need to step my game up My ex de-friended then blocked me on facebook so she could 'get her distance and not see my comments.' Yet she still talks to my mum on an almost weekly basis via gchat. Looks like something out of Spirited Away Sounds easy! Almost.... *too* easy WTF are you on about? ( Seems like Australians only have half the normal number of fingers? but how. Had a cat that loved water. everytime a took a shower it would jump in and bat at the water with it's paws. had to watch where i was standing Examples? PC elite race, sorry, haha. I remember one time playing COD:BLOPS at a friends place on PS3, never touched a console shooter ever. Lost one round then proceeded to dominate every round after. You should try PC, it heightens your senses Where did I group all white redditors? I had it muted : ) The plays were good - some nice jukes etc. As for the compiling, it looked OK to me So does she reapply after each flush? Fuck, looks so much worse in the video Uhh.... I'm not black BUT I DO HAVE RED HAIR. Hearing ginger doesn't offend me, more as it's just annoying and the funny has really worn off after 7 years of hearing it from kids who can't get over that South Park episode from 2004 (hilarious episode). It's not a serious thing, or anything, and i don't care that much, but if I could, I'd eliminate that word from existence. I sometimes go along with it, more as a "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" type of thing. Imagine having the same Borat joke told to you LITERALLY everyday for seven years, and ther eis no end in sight I don't even know how to do them at all I read that as I want to get fucked by trees. I went to the Verizon store 5 minutes away from me first. Got there when they opened at 8 AM. They didn't get their shipment in yet ( Sound? I'm listening to the Indiana Jones song from the last post... Ironically? How so? Getting fucked up by the Silver Hand's weapons while I'm a werewolf is *exactly* what I would expect to happen. Even rainbow and clear? I'm having myspace flashbacks DAAAM Maybe because they didn't discover Reddit till after VCE was over? =P Actually my sister was on Reddit all the time too Thank you Creeps...wait a minute ( Greensboro. WOW! fucking amazing Cant tell if that's YOUR blood or part of the tattoo Pics please. Then it's not platonic... you silly, silly girl Gahhh, I got 102. What do I do now? I've always known I had it but I didn't really think it was that severe. Did you... post this in the wrong thread? I can't find any link between your comment and the image... That cat was a tiger in its past life. Of course not this stupid state is the only one like that, but doesn't mean people won't do it. Weird thing is they sell under shirt concealment at all the gun shops... Hey, I have that same lamp. I just un-crated a Festive strange rocket launcher Think how many types of spiders he brought on that boat. Every single species of insect and arachnid. Just imagine... I've felt that way myself as I spent my entire life yelling at the Lions. But now that they're good, I'm losing my voice screaming at their hoodrat playstyle I thought I was the only one who loved desert rain smell I've honestly never even considered staying on the bike to fill it You delivered the baby 15 hours ago? That reminded me of the Ying Yang Twins, and some of the lyrics are surprisingly relevant to the hearing Don't they have a new star wars MMORPG coming out to take its place? There is no plan!! ( I've only heard of one other person getting pulled over on non-interstate roads in Manatee/Sarasota county, and the cops sound like crazies. blackmail my friend???? ( I thought that one in front was a kangaroo? What are the first and second? Oh. My. Gosh. That alligator is *amazing*! But... what if... human heads on littly pony bodies Soo how old??? This is news to me I've enjoyed looking at that fine as of yours.. Did anyone notice that the bottom left picture is essentially a reflection of the bottom of the mug? As tempting as it may be, I browse reddit long enough everyday on my PC. Having it on my phone would mean non-stop reddit. And that would mean no life. Oh wait, I already don't have a life > Und 30% ist verdammt viel. At my first glance, the background looked awfully like de_dust2 in my eyes I have a question, how come my post doesn't show a thumbnail? A Terran that knows EMP still wrecks house or anywhere it rains wait... brang isnt a word? today i learned... I like "I love you." Omg xDD we did that as well... Except i'm a guy and i have a brother Am I the only one wondering what Chumbawamba is doing there? Hm, I have no problems with denying at all I have never seen an OS/platform war in the comments. ( it's hard to take you seriously when you'd rather be snowboarding ... I used to work for a expedited shipping company that catered to law firms. I had one bigshot lawyer completely rage on me because it was Thursday, and I could not overnight a package to China for Friday delivery. I tried to explain to him that *it was already Friday in China* and that there was no way to get it there because of this. He started screaming louder and louder about not caring how much it cost. What the hell is *that* thing? Mine too, but gorgeously so. That was my point Baby bikinis... do not understand. But usually when we get green Christmas we get a white Thanksgiving... or Halloween So high you became James Franco. Shit dude. what have they said ... has r/trees seen this? YES OBVIOUSLY That's crazy "How you should be branching your git repos" step one: use "master" for production-ready code Sh-shut up. "they"? Oh CREEPY! DAE notice the original listing is with "Joe Babajian"? Sounds Armenian...or as the AHS characters like to say, "greasy Persian" *I think we nailed why the Financial industry is a fucking disaster: they never learned a thing in College.* 2012 bitchessss!!!! But no, seriously...the whole 2012-equals-dawn-of-a-new-era thing might happen to be true. Huh. Wow... I thought 4000mg of painkillers during a normal day-operation (+ 3x 700mg after) was a lot From what I remember it had the biggest soundtrack of any game Never try a 0.9mm pencil It is if you know how to wipe. I think I lead that raid.. Even IM has a send button. GOODIDEATHIS IS REALLY HARD Does anyone know if that MHL thing will work on a Nexus S, if not then are there any alternatives? I never knew there was an adapter that could do this When I first read this, I thought you meant live goldfish... I dont get it I guess that is cheaper than jock itch spray Failing your finals isn't a felony conviction. I just had my eyes examined, so I'm like I definitely will. I'm looking forward to 335, half of my all time high you can still cross your legs? "Destroy the assholes" stock wheels are 15x7, my soft 8s are 15x8, didn't think about that affecting the way the way they look. I didn't really think they were underinflated, just because the nipples are still there...but they definitely dont' look overinflated I have been studying music theory for roughly two years, and I still don't understand the circle of fifths. It's even more lame than googling google ... makeout party? Elaborate please! It doesnt really bother me too much You have A LOT of games. Yeah, have you heard about it? I was completely astonished to see the graphics and the amount of reality in it. They cited the sheriff. and his dna is in 1% of it now It was a glitch, I guess. I'm just swimming along and BAM. Clear water. Swam backwards a stroke, murky again. I dunno. #6 Holy cow those dogs are awesome-looking. The average human stomach capacity is around 30 oz. you guys embarrassed us O_O time to starcraft up over this break people A lot of college do this. my devotion to adventure time is so great that im gonna get all of them... with dial-up! At first I was like He's still a child. Wait until he hits puberty. The son of a friend of mine had downs syndrome. He had "rage" episodes when he hit puberty. He nearly broke her spine slamming her into a table. This might get my friend to read homestuck she might have an injury, hence why she does it...but...why were you watching your neighbor that long? GRABOIDS! You cannot stop people from having sex. Oh no, I must be a terrorist, too. Yes THANK YOU. As if "black culture" were a class-less monolithic thing anyway. you think im a guy? Read that and immediately Holy shit, you just described my first year of playing the XBox perfectly. I didn't even fucking remember Bloodwake until you mentioned it. They have the same markings, almost exactly.... did not see the end coming... I sat there like I only stayed on the link to see how big the kitties would get Senti las vibraciones dos veces y todavia estoy medio nerviosa... it was all fun and games (and still is). Used a few modules during the duel for the lulz, next thing I know the POS goes rogue and the loki gets alpha'ed This...this isn't real, is it? Not gonna lie, but I find most Asian videos (like, the ones filmed in Asian countries, particularly Japan) not too appealing, because as soon as the girl is getting fucked, it sounds like she's in pain. Why don't I have that weapon in my selection? I've played nothing but support since release At this point he's at either 2400 or 19,000 trees Playing for free? Buzz off, I personally paid 130 euros for the CE, which is ~$190 ........... I didn't know you were on reddit azurite I agree with you. I mean look at his crazy eyes looks like a teleportation accident yeh u have b2k yet ure playing operation metro Totally read parent's post as Nightmare Before Christmas (somehow) and Of course there is, you can't domesticate chicken out of thin air... Then again, that would mean people would have to be weighted at the airport. I have to admit, watching the mans micro, the split he did in game 2 sent chills down my spine ......Wow! I have no idea how I got into this school anymore if you got deferred with that kind of application Unless they are self-reproductive, then we get into a whole new mess How the fuck did you remember that he happened to wear that sweater, and what episode it was I live next to lancaster county but have never seen it. Where is this? Well, nuking seems a little bit an overkill In Soviet Russia... truck drives you?? holy moly every answer is yes we can play online? OH GOD That was awesome. Wow, such a hateful view of someone doing something helpful for the world... His eyes I wouldn't wanna be that close to lava while standing downhill on gravel. Yeah...Didn't expect anyone to take that seriously At $215 entry fee? How do so many people have that kind of money to throw around when they suck The DS only came out in 2004... Are you eleven? I am at Franklin and Bronson My grandpa called my mom to see if his phone still had batteries. Why do you still need it? Why did you post this when it was already posted less than 24 hours ago? I just watched this 15 minutes ago What if he was dating THE Doctor? I thought it was a porcupine... Not at all actually. Idk where you got that from. It has that comforting white background - not r/nosleep's darker theme Wait why would they end the series here? There's so much left to be done. So if something happens that requires paramedics to rush to your side, you have to phone the insurance company and ask permission to be taken to the hospital? I can't believe that was my friend Never thougth about that... really? 28 weeks later... Reposts... I just realized there is no down vote button in r/circlejerk Huh? On an alt? Oh yeah, and I hope that future becomes true, and lol, you are... turned on? But you are a girl, are you aroused? I feel the same right now, seeing that many numbers on a bill jut doesn't look real to me! I had no idea this existed the nightmare before christmas They all look horrid Thanks, I have missed drawing Rise of the planet of the apes man i hope this game is good i have both austin and bryant playing I ordered the same one, and got mine today too. Ogleetree got a catch? Lost In Translation. Transformers dark side of the moon Second Earh Good thing I never had any hopes and dreams of becoming a professional Quake player. [](/rc21 "I'm not winking.") [](/sbstare "Me neither.") [](/c07 "Yes, this is much less creepy.") [](/b39 "O_O") [](/a21 "O_O") [](/z17 "O_O")[](/z42 "O_O")[](/y30 "O_O")[](/y35 "O_O")[](/y26 "O_O")[](/x13 "O_O")[](/heavy "O_O")[](/what "O_O")[](/creepybelle "O_O")[](/bonbonlyra2 "O_O oVo")[](/ajstache "O,;,O")[](/creepymc "O_O O_O Wow. Your healthcare system sure is fucked up. A lot of people still have family based accounts involved. Sometimes it's not quite so simple, my friend Dean Winchester, is that you? this pesti stopped way too soon for the carp crate 30 for a weapon...twice Cypher I'm a bit horrified by the amount of emails in your inbox..16,000 Haha, I would be more surprised if you didn't find this horrifying. Isn't there something askew in the system when american people with jobs get their healthcare payed by charity ? (From a Canadian) Lmao sounds just like my 12 year old sister. The other day she was like, "Hey, sis... what if instead of using our plates, we had to eat our food off the wall?" and everyone one in the room was like eww Pterodactyl Taeyeon If he's tanking his rating he's also tanking his points, but he's still top25 in his division? Holy shit, he does appear to have a knife in his hand Mobile SAM site? only if he put it back Ah, for me it's not my brain will make me jump but rather it's as if the void beneath me is like a magnet and by my looking over the edge without a rail...I feel as if I'd get "sucked" down. It's a bizarre feeling. Think of it like you standing and someone is lying down between your feet and then they suddenly reach up and grab you by the shoulders and pull. That's what it feels like. It's eerie. I will leave you to that then I understand that. I meant that I was really not expecting the tarp and when they pulled it over the thing I was like: Sounds like he's going to lose his casting voice doing this. ....I....I have no words..... Wouldn't going over a speedbump be like...catastrophic for that truck's undercarriage? Imagine what he can do when he's not in an F-35 The X in X-mas stand for "Christ"... the simpsons. I'm 21 and still not allowed to watch it under their roof Imagine having your mother-in-law as a patient... >only if he didn't eat it afterwards That was MY line... Fuuuuuck yes glitter! I was the absinthe fairy for halloween and I used an entire jar of glitter covering every part of me and my costume in sparkly goodness. The friend whose party I went to said she keeps finding my glitter in weird places in her house Batman...Begins? he is playing protoss My boyfriend's; Schindler's List. At 14? The thing I like about the Dub here is that it's much more chill and lyrical, whereas Skrillex in particular is more aggressive and rap/rhyme-y. I welcome chill-Dub, haha. You could say Blumenkraft is very Reggae influenced which shows a morphing ability in style. He may be a chameleon Return of the Jedi That doesn't sound bitter at all ah. just me reading too much into it, then wow reading some of this makes me realise how lucky I am to have parents like mine Jiji's TF didn't impress you? This is pretty old... It's not REAL Photo Bombing when it's the premier of a movie YOU'RE ALSO IN. w...adam...w. Are you Adam West?! Whoa. What do you mean! It's technically more racist to write off everyone else as looking alike My first thought was to draw my dick outline on a paper and give it to you, so you can make it 3D Indeed, first thing I know yesterday is I play dead ringer spy, try to ready my watch but the engineer new beam weapon apparently drained my dead ringer who are you!?!?! I feel extra nerdy because my initial reaction was, "But he's a FROG, not a TOAD... It's so pretty! Skin is Burning - Burlap to Cashmere Second dog Dem eyes Because Christians aren't human and don't have brains? Are we zombies? SERIOUSLY? I.. know someone who lives there... Crack cocaine is more prevalent in poor communities, because it's cheaper. Are you seriously that easily tricked by the media? It took me about 4 months to get to level 20 and I played mostly normals Holy- I did the same thing The Texans are getting tooled. no LAZORS...thats its eye why didnt you title it "LAND!!!" You made me get all up and run over to double check that Make that the first thing you check every update What the fuck ive been playing lol for over a year? Where Actually, appearing further into a thread actually decreases your chances of people seeing the comment if it's far down enough... Chopper is Pikachu. That's actually a good thing for your teamate I think Im from Georgia btw. ok sorry, ill stop pathetically making my own comment chain now. Upvoted for giving me a woody and a chuckle... all at the same time. What? Where the hell do you go for high definition porn Well you gotta remember, a lot of games now hold your hand pretty much the whole way through. If you're not told about it, you might be stuck in a room forever I have a feeling my front lawn is about to get some company Our planet has a borderline overpopulation issue and yet you want more children, all so that your hypothetical granddaughters won't be Muslim? It was kind of sad how rude Ret viewers were during the match in Dragon's chat. Then this post comes Naniwa apologized and agreed with them Now its back in my head I just tested, I can go forwards and right but not backwards or left. The command doesn't seem to be any different to just binding it to that in the keyboard menu. Not sure what programs would be listening for those inputs I'm not dead...yet. If he does, he also wouldn't have been thanked for not blocking their ads I fear ending up married to one detached cards are already in grave though Good luck to you, sir. However, you might want to google "The Final Solution" and rethink your title Opened this while my black room mate was within earshot How do you know they didn't? Maybe there are epic battles for light and darkness going on on top of your local church murdered? Behind my campus is a pretty bad ghetto, project housing, barred windows, the works. Only a few miles away is the even worse downtown of the city. During freshman year, my idiot friends and I frequently took trips (on foot) to/through the ghetto at night (often intoxicated as well) just for the hell of it. We were approached by multiple drug dealers (including one who followed us several blocks once), barked at by multiple ghetto dogs, and one time as we were approaching a block of project housing, we saw a man in a doorway at the end of the block holding a gun and he got up and started making his way towards the door. We fucking hauled ass out of there Would filming yourself be a breach of professional ethics? Is that a guy or girl? Evil, yet effective. Unless it was unintentional, in which case Easily one of the weirdest pictures that has had Jesus in it... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I was expecting a troll guide but it seemed quite informative. *Um, in fairness you do know that AP was coming off an injury that caused him to miss time, AND the Vikings had literally nothing to play for right? Frazier even came out this wk and said they would limit his carries.* I have plenty of hobbies. It doesn't help though. I need to eat a lot Hooooly shit. My god, that torture room you have set up at the bottom right Hows it look?.... It looks fucking dangerous So 90's Barbie was built like a barrel chested power-lifter... with boobs... oh, and had no head. That explains a bit about the issues some of the children of the 90's have now days. Why is one barbie headless? Lumpy with a fleshy flap. Reading that with insomnia at 5 AM. I've got an Aussie that looks EXACTLY like that. Named Ace too I've got an Aussie that looks EXACTLY like that. Named Ace too How old is the guy? he looks 15 - 16 to me SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! I want one damn i want sum fucking buds grown on another planet Is that from this weekend's episode? I don't recognize it at all i do try.....wait prisoners? Hmm, well neither does Dyrus, but I actually find him entertaining. Why is that? Oh that is a good point. ._.; Maybe there should be a couples picture subreddit. For anyone of course. Gay/Pan/Lesbian/Trans/Straight everyone :3 That better? So many happy people! Sometimes, just to be an asshole, at 9:11 I will say "happy 911!"...the last time I said that was the day Bin Laden was found Wow...heh... We have almost identical builds I have angered the entitled beast At first I thought the two pictures were from the same angle and that the second picture showed that you had moved everything around. Including the window. Holy...fucking....SHIT. Damn... As I looked at this I could hear like non-existent nintendo music in the background of my mind. Perhaps I need meds or something. Cine-i sub 20 de ani ? ...seriously? if their parents are divorced? He better make it to NYC, considering it's called Avicii NYE my friend has that exact same pipe Nice teamwork there... WTF, cred c-o știu pe tipă at least until you realise you watch some fat dude farting But there's so many terms Remember to put it in 720p+ or it looks horrible They made me read, ugh, Cupcakes... Why did you install all of them I wondered that myself Maybe because it's late, but i read "i have the *strongest* boner" lol my first thought was Challenge Accepted. Then i thought "wait...i'm a girl" No... Why? The clapping ovation...it's burned in my head ...This is a terrible place for that story Any relation to One Piece passable, hopefully this blue mug thing (no idea how to spell it english) is not made out of anything plastic like That's something I'll never get. How do you win 4vs5 or 3vs5 fights? How do you stop the other lanes from feeding or your jungler from dying to jungle creeps? the imagination of a panda making me snort coke xD i'm not getting myself anymore xD fucking criminal, i nearly broke my neck by falling down my chair at a [7] Sounds like the solution to your problem would be to either take Blast Shield or Quick Draw, no? Do they get transported, or do you? jeez The chicken burger, definitely the chicken burger. I opened the video in a new tab and started to read the comments to the thread... From listening to the audio, I had to double check that the video wasn't a Zombie movie I was just in that thread Wow, just wow. that really doesn't look like Kristen Wig, although she is pretty damn sexy. and since when is "doesn't" not recognized by spellcheck?! It must be the silence It creeps me out how Grandpa's slippers blend into the red carpet and it looks like he's walking around on little stumps for a second. Birthit? You mean, flee to New York via the La Guardia airport, or risk being assassinated like Arlozorov It will... break? WTF, why? Yup what about it? :O Did they change Hans Gruber to like Vlad Somethingski?! The store is being wicked wonky right now. I'd give it a bit before trying to actually buy anything. I was in the market for a new gyno and several women I knew recommended a doctor that they all Looooooved. So I make an appointment and go to see him. He seems like a nice elderly gentleman. I notice that he has shaky hands. Hmm. He has Parkinson's and is trying to examine my biscuit while his hands are jerking about. Fine motor skills were not his forte. Awkward. Never went back. I an of the opinion that the ladies must have loved his fluttering phalanges Why is Gabriel wearing a dress? Is he g-g-g-gay?!?! Knowing that there must be a LOT of pressure to display grief for the passing of their glorious leader...this is so fucking crazy i don't know what to say... I lived less then 30 minutes from where they launched and even got to be on the base during some, it's an awe inspiring sight and I forgot just how lucky I was to be able to witness them until this post Except that they've never been used in combat ...Amy Pond? I'm currently playing through this on 3ds, I never got to adult on N64(due to my cousins deadbeat boyfriend at the time selling the game and system for what I can only assume was drugs) so didn't make it to this bit but from what I always hear it'll make you want to rage quit, punch babies and drown puppies. I am not looking forward to it. OH. Thanks. The other visual was a bit ...basically you comitted suicide The last name is a clue thaaaaaaaaaaaat explains it... Great trailer!!!.... but wtf is the plot? Ok, at first the 300 000G-force of the sun's gravity did strike me as massive and impossible to replicate, but upon searching....I found out that there are **washing machine sized centrifuges** that could output over a **MILLION** G-forces ( Bacon?! Every time I see this: Sir There were sharks in CRYSIS? I see what you did there Why is he strapped in? Yea, so this could've gone in the comments of the original post. You are the cobalt god Sooo hot. More like You're only 6 days older as well OMFG I want one. Yeah ... I've seen that film several years after playing (and forgetting about) the game. And suddenly ... waaiiiit a moment ... this is odd ... I've ... *been there*? Who's that one at the bottom of the page? That's the smallest cock in the world Huh? 5 of my dollars will be a part of that money. i saw the prologue in IMAX before my MI4 show. My mother is very catholic as well, and we even had fights about gay rights when I was younger and I hadn't yet realized that I am bi. I was scared as hell, but when I started going out seriously with a girl I told my mother anyway, because I trusted her to don't be too crazy about it. She cried, I cried, and as of today (I came out a couple of years ago... whoah, already How did I not notice this before >Mr. LaMow and his tongue *and his nose* That sure is a lot of pigs. uh what? it's correct in that sentence aye-ayes, they're so creepy looking. ( I thought ancients respawned every minute. Not really sure which team you're talking about we forgot to catch the wind??? Hard time determining whether this is against the rules or not. Have all of my upvotes you classy motherfucker I need one Why would you want to be in a 400 person guild? Umm... I didn't make it??? :) But the seller has said that shipping is free within the US. Is this freehand? Its a feeling not sure why its being made into a big deal Incidentally, I expect that I'll be fed up with the fairer gender by then and mostly hiking in the mountains. I dont care what they want to eat, I care that OP is calling that thing *pizza.* Are you saying I should give my Whovian friends...a banana.. as a gift? They'd probably throw it in my face.. The truck has a penis? I feel like I put I was somewhere I have friends in the states...will they suddenly disappear from Facebook? Batman and Nathan Drake What are you doing looking at MY reflection!? Did I just spend ten minutes looking though these? whooaaa. br. Fatih looks like he aged a lot mad fast. Not sure if you're being sarcastic or telling the truth I know exactly what you mean. I felt like a human lightbulb. Radient from the inside out he was like 300 dollars! When I woke up, apparently I started speaking fluent Spanish, yelled at my friend and down the hall, and grabbed a nurses boob before I started remembering anything （ Lucid dreaming (being aware that you're in a dream and therefore able to control it.) There's a method of inducing a lucid dream in which you wait until the moment you feel you're about to fall asleep (which I thought was impossible, but apparently not so - it just requires a meditation technique) you very subtly move your index and middle finger up and down, so subtly that if someone were watching they wouldn't be able to see it. For some reason it keeps your mind aware while your body falls asleep and you transition strait into your dream with full awareness. When I did this, it felt like my entire body was vibrating for a second. As soon as it stopped, I thought, "Ok that was weird... too bad it didn't work, nothing's changed." Did what lucid dreamers call a "reality check." Wrong. I was dreaming. The Portal bundle would be nice. Or the Half Life Complete pack. I would give you a handjob for Skyrim.... First time I heard this song, I felt like I could see through time Um...I was just making friendly banter with a fellow showtunes lover. On a thread about *assumptions based on your appearance*. I think you need to dial down your sensitivity meter Im guessing its the leftovers from the week Where were you serving high school kids? This is how I felt Saturday on my way to the well in the evening. Felt like 28 Days Later... all the lights are on... but... where is everyone? this must be a sticker? If you don't have portal by now I posted another comment clearing it up, but it got downvoted Maybe this was their plan with NDAA all along... still trying to find this option If congress is Barbosa, than who is Jack Sparrow? SEASON 5 started today The feeling of the tentacles of an octopus wrapping around my leg and beneath my foot. I can still remember the exact feeling if the little suction points. Oh my god just look at it Those colts are way too huge Wait wait wait, leveling drain first not optimal? I can get level 4 before mid lane with fiddle with no problems at al leveling drain first A ghetto attempt at a Lady Gaga meat dress? I'm intrigued as to why you would want a 25% off voucher when you already have a 33% off one Ive used this pattern too , and the reason that i really like it is because you can use it to make a whole bunch of different monsters or people I had a faerie bruce way back when that got boochied. I left her like that for about a year and then I painted her again (royal) and then she got boochied again. I was told by my OBGYN that I had a "beautiful vagina and it tilts back just so perfectly".. It's a hell of a switch, it sounds like you probably didn't belong in a Science major at all WTF WTF WTF!!?! Dear lord that's the body of my dreams! Oh man, I hope not. I only see blue/white things and think they are really small but here they look like a fucking millipede I'll probably get demoted to gold since I've been playing terrible. Funny thing it's easy to get back into platinum wtf. makaprime has 3 spots. 2 terran and 1 protos [ erm. how the devil do i give this coupon to someone.. theres no gift button on it I know right? The long awkward glances. Can't wait to see part 2 of this commercial. At this point, I don't think Amazon is worried about Kindle Fire market share... Oh my god it's so cute I'm gonna die. I'm sold on co-sleeping thanks to all the awesome responses on here. Yeah I was a little Fuck. I didn't get this until I read through half of the comments. I must be an idiot Let's start with phantom dancers that had dodge, and the fact that you could dodge turret shots. Dat Jax In the early 60s, the jeep my grandpa was driving in Libya hit a mine left over from WW2. Luckily the only permanent damage is his disfigured foot-the other guy died. He was stranded in the desert for over 2 days Wow, thanks. They are gettin' pretty riled up over there, aren't they? Seriously, this looks so real Oh that's a nice ele-- WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON IN THE SKY Damn, I hope not, I don't like the thought of my spine not being able to get back up to 100%... DUDE. Fucking. Epic. Good God, he is utterly gorgeous! .... Yeah, not to mention the state of your relationship if you make 20 bucks a month for birth control your hill to die on like the op was They don't even come close to having a point. 1000/day? It's no wonder she got into muscle-modelling with a face straight out of a Batman comic book. WTF... Your coworker is very attractive. Great idea! My gf said she wanted a ring so bad. So when we were in Walmart one day I picked a ring pop off the shelf and got down on one knee. She called me a retard while trying not to laugh. Think she was a bit embarrassed I still see it Isn't this the same thing that got Jatt in trouble with reddit? You... you know they won't make you *fly,* right? Uh... he explicitly stated that he quit vegetarianism because he was lazy The snowboarders of southern michigan know how you feel. it was 52 yesterday Where is coal going for that much I would NOT want to play paintball against nuns. I do that also. Then my cat attempts to rip my arm off She never asked a question. NO clue. *drool... ...I decided to skip to the end part did heroic raids exist in TBC? It seemed pretty condescening to me and it makes you sound like a self-righteous veggie I just went to post a picture of Elvis here and almost picked the same one. Holy son of a bitch Same situation. Nineteen, virgin, catch crap from everyone. Apparently my family is full of promiscuous assholes He's made a bunch of new gravity defying styling on his toes moves. Except I get a syntax error without them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I read this and then reddit again. and i was like... omg. this shit is so funny, but i didnt have the hutzpah to actually laugh out loud. then i read what it was titled again. "I knew I was feeling a little bit too fabulous." and I was like... wtf. I am so stoned. and... feeling. ... really. really.... fabulous!!! Super weak drop I really wish I knew what the context of this was. They... They used comic sans... $40 a month for birth control? I know a Kayla from Pittsburgh. Are you her!!"!?!? This belongs in wtf. I am sorry, but that made me laugh so hard. Have an upvote good sir! ...OR MADAM perhaps? Did that fuck with anyone else's head? That's a lot of adorableness. Now join us for the wait for ep 3.xx Weirdly its nothing but ponies I think it's kind of fun to build up a guy's confidence. It's like nurturing a flower, it's very rewarding in a weird way. "No, really, you *are* fantastic. Please don't ever change. Really. Really-really." It's like... positive brain washing? I think your friend is being subtle in calling you a bitch. Well he just played alot and he enjoyed him self. Then he got recognized for being good. Some said "Have some money" and he was like okay! He probablly lived. Lived by himself or with his girlfriend. ( Or boyfriend and mom I got nervous and im sitting in front of my computer... ...Sweet Jesus... Whoa free stuff Pressed it! Switched to Zerg from Terran this season (my 2nd season) and won my placement. Someone had already posted before the initial delay that he had contacted his rep and he was already aware of the delay to january,this was before the initial delay to 21 dec Same here... She looks remarkably similar to my cousin.... I live in California and what is this? Dat atmospheric perspective I have 33% off Cities XL!!! seems like a fair trade to me!!! I jumped when he slammed the door So going to be my christmas eve dinner! I had sex in my moms room... while she was home. MOST AWKWARD SEX EVER. But it was great, and worth it. I still wonder if she heard us There's a lot of people in developing countries who have NO IDEA of the magnitude and gravity that was 9/11. I was watching a documentary on Afghanistan and they were asking people about the 9/11 attacks. One kid proclaimed he just knew a building was knocked down, a *big* building, AT LEAST three stories. But... you're a a real life helicopter? haha I've never really seen a musical. Rocket pods First test of a good running store, ask them where there lube is. If the employees don't give you a Ho-ly fuck. fucking amazing i opened it My gawd those legs just be glad i upvoted did you downvote yourself? Oh god. Not again. Wait did you make this just for me? Because this is like an exact copy of my site Nope, it was a good-natured kind of contact in broad daylight and I wasn't alone. Why get creeped the fuck out? Holy crap, late to the party, but hope I have a chance! omg da mods r le mad xDDDDD sounds about right Who's Alex? a very nice gift, she had to top the toss shirt she gave me for my birthday apparently what if Groose is actually Tingle's ancestor? True story. It still blows my mind when I play a vinyl and realize I can listen to the music without turning on an amp... OMG I didn't think of it like that. I thought he was wanting it for himself, since he expressed so much interest in it. It was a vintage style lomograph camera, like the ones from the 60's where you look at it through the top. But yeah you totally just blew my mind with that He has this aura tho... you can feel it You pick taric twice? Lemme guess... 0 second wait in between shouts? So I totally looked at the " I do? This is based on...? Most guys I know were between 16-19 I only looked through the manual for special coupons.... I rather not. So of them all, how many do you proactively play It's the easiest to use by far. Straight forward drag-and-drop and bam. Also works when the client is running whereas some methods needs you to either relog or have the client turned off. Doesn't work while in game however (not that you'd do it in the middle of a game Isn't free internet part of Anonymous agenda? Wouldn't the theft of intellectual property be a by-product of this very agenda? Seriously now, what am I supposed to be looking at?? That dog is absolutely beautiful Gandalf owns a cat? 71 Comments. You shouldn't have a hard time finding anyone. wtf am I looking at > Please? Bobbers? You... you destroyed the book. Edit. 2 Um guys, why are you downvoting me? How wolds't one acquire weed through a tf2 server Why TF2 I do too and it's all because I posted my own Facebook messages on Reddit d.( But i feel like as you have hit master you must have come to use to the fact that you loose games, and how you pshycologically should overcome that Me and my SO got engaged after about a year. It's only now, four years later that we're actually getting married (in Feb Why is Rarity such crap? No it hasn't... omg this looks so overwhelming Was this text written by a 3 year old? How hard is it to spell check two sentences and a small amount of spoken dialogue...I'm just saying Where can I find a kog'maw plushie Ikr! :D i bought 150K for 4gp and they are 4M now HonorInDefeat: The OP said it's a Hyper 212, the only possible way to screw it up would be to rotate it the wrong way I think. But IIRC the fan actually unclips and you could move it to the other side (unless the person had it pointing vertical instead of horizontal - even then it might be acceptable, just weird airflow), or not even use it (although with a 5.6Ghz OC I think you'd have to i just read this while high... nothing is real anymore Protoss Wait is that you?!!....how did it know your name Oh my fucking god I was actually just thinking about this yesterday wtf, did this submission just reset itself? pro version of tf2? the fuck is that? And eligible for free 1-day shipping! what in adobes name! Hmmm, you enjoy reddit so that scores points already. But now for the important question, what are your feelings regarding CHEESESTEAKS? Spice makes me uncomfortably paranoid Yea, because Dany is just lighting up the scoreboard..... Hmmmmm, that works? and they're both awesome hats... Where do you go to school that school is cancelled for fog? I don't think that's usually what NSFW means (( dang 5 coal?! well, here comes my daily happiness back, i hope i don't end up with 5 coal dude, i was thinking the SAME thing *High masters Protoss. You can kill other MAVs with your MAV? Am i the only one wondering WHY he cut the dogs ear off? it's seems to be an imaginary character! Can't tell if memes were printed on or **draw'd** Since all the "USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA" people are complaining on the HORRIBLE ( °_° o_o Um, me being **shot and killed around corners and not registering hitmarkers despite being aimed on his head** is NOT the result of me being a "poor player." Jason? Glory to you... When I looked at it right after looking at your comic, IT MOVED so you should know my pain as a college kid majoring in engineering Now I have Meatloaf stuck in my head.... damn you. Christian. There are a TON of atheists here. wtf that's crazy i literally had no idea most cats like me yeah but thats what they said about bleach Berbatov I'm going to have to disagree on the if you get married, you can't travel part. It's a matter of finding someone who wants to travel with you. (I secretly want to go backpacking with a one year old baby. Just reminded me to get it. Looks like it will take about........ 5 hours. I thought this was common knowledge by now I read that as mormon. I thought that was from Soldier Elite at first What? Are you kidding? My captcha was ILYBBQ THEY KNOW YOURE HIGH Atheism isn't a meme? While he is a talented athlete, that doesn't excuse him beating the fuck out of a defenseless woman. With a name like that, I'm suprised you can relate ....goddammit! \ How are these streams tutorials at all ? exactly You are older than I thought you are Da fuq? It was labeled NSFW when I clicked on it Spray cheese. Cheese is already magical, why make it sad by forcing it in a can His gank escape in top lane in the latter-half of the game blew me away. Isn't this a risky thing to do? I do the same exact thing . .. I wonder what game it was back in the day that made me develop the habit of checking under stairs all the time Neither did I because it's been smashed that hard? Did anyone else notice (besides the fact that jesus WASN'T WHITE) that his beard is really weird and pointy and butt shaped? My comment is a month old, but thanks for getting to it I guess ...THAT IS A VERY SEXY MAN INDEED You can't fix it, the only way to make it stop is to buy a new keyboard. This happens to me a lot; you'd think I would learn after the first 5 or 6 times Wait, by that logic, he could potentially fire all his programmers and the rest of the Google workers would have no way of knowing how to fix the problem thus resulting in everyone being fired. a second ago it was phil lol nomnomnomnom What really gets me is the timing he has I just realized why my and my girlfriend's relationship works so well, we're both awkward sorry man, im going home on friday since thats when my last exam is How does that even work? Am I the only one who gets this joke? Maybe because I'm a member dude WHAT Epiphany: SO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT "FALLING" ASLEEP. A PF lobbing to your center. You get stuff done during the semester? wait, that works? I don't have LTE in my area, and it's set for LTE/CDMA still, and gets great battery life I dunno, maybe it's expanding at the speed of light and since nothing (unless recent discoveries prove true) can go faster than light, nothing can pass the end of it? This is amazing! I have that exact knife ribcage and up would mean she's dead day one of school, killed himself? Why would you post this? An image of an angel itself becomes an angel. ahhh nice, but i also want to know why "overflow:hidden;" made it work I know, right? Just from joining a steam group I've never seen a ¿ in a question in enlish I just had a realization... TF2 earbuds are worth almost exactly the same as real-life Apple earbuds. Since when has Saturday been the Sabbath? And then what happens if I look at it a second time? Nice review lolwat_ This may be a dumb question... but how do you add one of those? My face was all like There should be a conspiracy keanu on this... The submitter is someone else, and they responded to my comment through their own account, so did the submitter reply to my comment? The symbol on the top bar/map seems rather phallic You doing it wrong then wait.... the song is by In-Grid but the video is Texas Sam Fisher? o_ What if the ABC is actually owned by Serco and they had it removed? Hence: Reading this at a [9]. Am I scarred for life? Well, I suppose people can put whatever silly crap they want on stamps. It's not like they're tax-funded... right? I TOTALLY agree about the MOBA thing. I grew up on the original Dota. I'm still astounded they've stuffed things into a genre. I told an annoying coworker just yesterday,"about face, left, right, left". I got one of these: Dude looks like my dad Youtube + high quality... srsly? I just noticed my original comment spawned this thread Wait, is that the end of the main quest? Those eyes! Hahaha. I was at that game, t'was a shame to watch. I actually may recall some Aussies being there... number 50: They have all tasted from my springs and want more Imagine a snow map on Frostbite 2, see your squad run in front of you, footprints in the snow, while a sniper's shooting, the bullets hitting the snow, hearing crunches of your feet touching the snow, snow raining down on your glasses, wow. My face after reading the first two paragraphs: Lol... who goes to church? It looks like the mentally retarded offspring of Sonic and an angel from Evangelion. Maybe even alex smith I like to chime in "gg neckbeards" sometimes Because fun rhymes with strong? I'm not sure how I feel about this. He wasn't kidding. 4:03 ... The game isnt letting me in Hmmm redheads with knee socks That sucks but I'm curious at to what happened to that fender How are you taking these photos cannot be unseen the I thought they looked like square brackets. It never stops That's hard for me to believe. Your ideas about sex and sexuality hasn't changed at all since you were 13? That's so weird. They are brother and sister, I'd be like wtf 100v100. How are the roles going to work I was there for my gf when she had one... I think I was more nervous than she was :P (She says I looked like I was ready to pass out wut [/r/Steamgiveaways](/r/Steamgiveaways) newest post 1 year ago Also, if you couldn't tell, I am boring as fuck to talk to today, so at anytime, tell me to fuck off, and I'll leave ya alone... or will I? Inconspicuous cloud is inconspicuous. lol this looks EXACTLY like my ex Hum, gay not in the sense of homosexual reasons... I want a dog like this The actor auditioned for Han Solo? Oh man, can't believe I missed "United Honorable Congresional of Honor"! How does one win such a prestigious award? unless she has twin sister with a bigger nipple. In England, it's now okay for gay men to donate blood if they've been abstinent for something like 10 years. wow How did you know....? Is it me or is your less than sign backward? I had that a few times, but the best was some important bigwigs were coming, and I had to plug in a laptop and turn it on, log in (I didn't even have the password ...), and then sit next to someone to make sure they could press the play button on WMP properly. my sentiments exactly, need to start playing more Do you mean football manager? Sadly Runescape. Over 8 years I've managed 188 days of gameplay This is how you die! it's the prices!! look at those prices!!! what did I do to DXHR? Omg, I fucking love hdr. Fap fap fap Really wish I didn't give away my dota invites Oh what the actual fuck. I scared to try EQ2 now Just from a quick glance... what the hell do companies like the United States Tennis Association or the National League of Cities have to do with piracy? No rowing machines. I do have a shakeweight someone got me for a present, though. I can't stop looking at that Purple Monster clapping! Jolly Ranchers!...oh wait... Why would you ask for downvotes like this? It just popped into vision for me, optical illusion style. OH. Whoa, what if there's no such thing as actual 'clouds,' even! MIND = ..... umm...crap what was the word I was looking for?... Damn, this always happens... continues to stare at awesomeness ( I have no idea why you two got downvoted... wtf Portuguese redditors... He looks like a toy right out of the package. I'm having a hard time deciphering each photo Torchic... whaaaaa??? we... are the same person... I remember when hotshot was drunk after a tourney he lost. He was saying so much stuff WHy would you ruin this for me... Now every prof. I have will know my secret.................. NOT COOL... ( When I read this title, I first thought it said WALL OF FECES. Just to let you know I made this drawing, I just dont want anyone to think I stole it Related videos: Woman Shits Herself The older I get, the less I care about how I look. And the more I care about knowing what I'm doing with life. 33/45 I've just started working on my support class. I've been rolling with the QBB and the IAR with no problems. C4 had always had some sort of glitch. Put it on the back of a tank as out rolls away and it would stick in the air. What the...? This video is definitely I literally thought for a split second, "it might be down." But then I realized it's promotional bullshit and there could never be any point to taking down a 40 minute boner for their "big fight." I click play and it's fucking down what site is this! Holy shit. Best real life trollface I've ever seen. Also, you look a bit like doctor who. Ahhh yes I forgot about those... Where the fuck did the anti America hate come from Love how I had 2 downvotes before it had any views, they just knew What game is this? why you use badly exposers with wide angle lens It's a special case probably because I wasn't intending to have the Uberman schedule. I would just call this unusual. Good point. I......... I........... i love you .( Holy crap, 25 pages of dumb running sonic gifs You're an atheist because of the definition of a miracle? i DO feel bad when i get a blowjob Raise an unlit joint to the window? Poison? [4] I never said a word. DON'T YOU I wanted to say "wow, this photo looks like painting", and then.. how does a a spider post the web, when the web is already posted full of cats ... how have i not heard about this group until now I normally don't click on youtube links, but I'm gonna have to go with my instinct on this one. *clicks link* Doesn't look like theyre affiliated with Pepsi (could be wrong), but yeah that's what I first thought when I saw the logo too Really? Based on your purchase of Portal 2? I live in the country and I see this all the time: people with utes and dogs in the tray, tied round the neck to the cab. I once saw a dog whose eyes were wide open This is... I remember seeing Destiny holding off a two-rax like a bauwz against TSLAlive in the Playhem 1000$ tourney on Shakureas. Is he really that bad against it? right, i can live with just always remembering to set the overflow to hidden but i feel like there is a better solution. this "hack" IMHO doesn't really make sense to anyone Baby? He looks to be like 4 or 5. That entire wiki entry read like something a crazy person would write Wtf is this? Really? It's happened to me a few times It's like Gaga combined with Little Britain in an african (Zimbabwe?) accent Take my money!!!! to a whole new level What the fuck. How can any adult person NOT being able to use an analog clock lol I know man. All loud and laughing during the shaking. EVERYONE around me was like, i have a queen per base mostly My little brother was just telling me about an animated one he saw They make thongs that big? ¯\\( ... I see no flaw in this logic !! Why are they walking off to the side? You can torrent books? Who are you quoting? You mean the internet ISN'T forgiving? Everything I believed is clearly wrong. Why is it interesting? Why is it so hard not to fap for reddit? The thing I think more about is how people who are born deaf and blind think. How is it even possible to lose to roaches when you have a barracks connected to a tech lab? See I like playing mind games with my self, I am subscribed to that and /r/aww so I go aww cute, WTF?!, aww cute, Cannot unsee where his arm is going Who the fuck do not use Celsius The comments are horrifying. Are these people unaware that hunting elephants is pretty much illegal? He... looks like my great grandfather Oh shit! Well, I guess it's too late now I was doing pretty well for a long time...then I ended up having the Valley of Drakes split between the bottom-left and top-right parts of the map. It went kind of downhill from there. Hopefully if you're asking her to marry you, you're pretty sure things will work out anyway No one in this thread has asked why this thing stands on two legs. wow, never knew people actually paid attention to those portions of the screen awesome Sounds like you're complaining about complaining Congrats on staying clean, and if you don't mind me asking: I know that the spoon and lighter are meant for turning the powder into liquid, but what's the cotton for? To filter out the unmelted chunks? You have an sl-1500 in your car? He looks so thin now. The whole time, I was thinking "It never took this long to die before... OH wait. This game is messed up" Same here, I opened my 3rd nice crate yesterday and got a unusual Industrial Festivizer (my 1st unusual ever), I too just sat there like this Dear god it's a transformer Satisfied, oh so satisfied. Now I know where gravy comes from Super cool cosplay, the scarring actually makes her look even more attractive as well for some reason (or maybe I'm just into a weird scene that is eerily similar to a picture on my wall i drew years ago in highschool... like... whoa man There's something extra creepy about the line "Each face is made to order, although similar no two faces are alike.". How did you make steam look like that? wow That IS creepy! Did the French just show more balls than the British? Damn dude this is crazy. Were you robbed? When I was in the Philippines I heard a story from a Frenchman that somebody had slipped something in his drink which made him go haywire, and in his twisted state crooks, presumably the same men who drugged him, took him to the ATM and cleaned out his bank account I think you pass, minus that headband. Your teeth are PERFECT. maybe....matter has always been around. yes they are definitively red and blue in my game( But it's not like they have any way to monitor what we're doing at home... as far as we know This is why you terrify your children while wearing a Steve Irwin mask. They'll remember. They always do. What did I just watch? dat 470 cs When does the stuff about TERA start? Thank you for the heads up What are you doing down there Ben Rothlisberger must be in town what sort of a fucking question mark is that once, while sleeping over at a kindergarten friend's house, her mom put us both in the bath together. my friend started pretending that the ken doll was exploring her little girl parts. with his head. i just sat there and in addition to this i think it would be cool to get a new block that worked similar to netherrack but instead when this new block is lit the fire will spread to other blocks, or perhaps make it a combo of blaze rods and slime balls to make napalm that would look similar to snow but be colored orange/red and when lit would stay lit and keep spreading form one napalmed block to the next but would eventually burn out, XD i thought of it cause i would build a burning oil moat XD, be even better if you could craft the napalm into potions so you could throw molotovs Three dimensions expanding outward. Three, uh, contracting...inward. 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I loved the environments, how varied they were and how intense they got. I loved the story. It was so gorgeous. I didn't find it boring at all, and it's one of my favorites. (Actually, I found that #2 had a lot of boring running around in the dark and not being able to find/see anything...stupid hotel.) I dunno why it gets such a bad rap. It isn't particularly difficult, as I keep hearing I... stand corrected! By myself You people, it's just a- 5 feet you say? I read that is as pelican porn Must...buy...WOW Wow. .... That's creepy. Even creepier is that I'm fairly certain that he saved the pictures of you in the shower. Why would you go to a 7-11 with an intent to buy munchies but not bring money? 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AWESOME. He hasn't. That's actually pretty bad for your nails ... so it's the cat posting? This. I was dating a girl who knew I was into Starcraft and went to a Barcraft with me. It was amazing. Nothing makes you feel like more of a badass than doing one of nerdiest things in existence (watching Starcraft) WITH your arms wrapped around a pretty girl. A few weeks later she invited ME to a Barcraft she heard about. I was like We have that guy who killed his wife with a cue ball. Then cut her up with a chain saw If they're in the South--it could be anything What made you think of that? Do you think I look Indian? FROM WHERE have I been doing it wrong? I like how the bottle you're holding in photo on the right...just so happens to be on the table in the photo on the left According to RES I've upvoted you 22 times. He's melting with sadness! 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I'm a 23 year old female and I was raised by two lesbians. My mother came out when I was 9 and (granted her partner was a monster but she doesn't represent even a fraction of the G/L community) she gave me everything I needed and wanted. She was/is the best mother anyone could have and never once did I wish for her to be straight or anything that she wasn't. She's successful, happy, (she's not with her partner but her new partner is AH-MAY-ZING!) healthy, and SOOOO supportive of whatever I want to do. I'm very happy to read about your soon to be blooming and loving family. GOOD LUCK! I know I was a pain to my mother regardless of her choice of companions. Teenage girls I think that might have misfired to the wrong post. Oh reddit This is freaking awesome. Yeah, me too! It's so weird what happens as a result of this, though In partial defense of the iPhone 2g, I ran over it with my truck, and other than the cracked screen, the phone worked just fine. I was literally He's a support In my first run in wailing caverns with my first character (mage) I had a really hard time figuring out my CCs. They said to sheep the target, but I couldn't find a spell in my spellbook named sheep. I thought the icon was a seal honestly Do you play TF2? I can offer a hat! Why are you doing combustion analysis in high school I thought the guy was the liar. going by what you said my card is used by 0.55% Ouch! BWW is delicious? Whenever I beat my girlfriend ... back in the mid 90's my dad had this idea that Taker should be given a "holy avenger" gimick instead of the deadman one... death's angel... I showed him Mordaci and he said it was in the right direction but wasn't what he had in mind... guy needed to be baldish and HAD to be Taker... I told him if Taker ever came in with a "death angel" gimick I'd pay him a Franklin... if Taker comes back with an "angel-like" gimick I'd mark but I'd owe my dad some hard cash The ultimate zombie fortresses woooooooaah your serratus are mindbending No kitty, don't jump on his lap! seventhed, looks like a vertically - pulled gibson nighthawk with fender strat or jaguar pickguard and a tele neck and head... Taken? was she abducted by aliens?! Oh my gawd! Really?! Prayer didn't work?! No way!! that's....quite a haul, there Have you ever had ginger? :3 My corgis ears break all the time... same response. The whining and the Jelly is the final word here, but I think the artist credit rule can relax for now. I sure can't. Take only pictures, leave only memories What is that? Where do people get these things Dayum. This is the best fucking idea dat mudkip I hope you took the plastic casing off before the kid ate it. And we have an answer! I stand corrected! I would have gone Take him to a psychologist or something. Yes, we are well aware of what certain ammo types can do to us **holy crap** yeah, that *is* amazing Actually it's usually an atheist saying something like "Happy Holidays!" and some christian saying "it's merry christmas asshole" facebook posts. It's usually never an atheist inciting the argument, and a huge part of atheism is why we're atheist...aka religion is retarded Good Lord... People listen to ipods while out on patrol I'm more worried that two of those photos look like they were taken under water Joey from friends Were people teleporting into the opponents base to kill the crow? Did he ever respond? If you actually had tourettes you probably wouldn't spell it turrets Average, go on a simple diet, I'm not gay, and yes I am a male, just giving advice Exactly the same for me, as well as many other people, as well as many other people's voices Ross from friends Now I probably just sound creepy I have been enlightened...? I thought it is a smurf, now i saw his name in a replay cast how are these feet not female? Twisted metal? Woah calm down theres only duck face in 2 of the pictures, one im doing the " hush" thing, and the other ones a goofy photo In some parts of Alaska; THERE ARE NO GROCERY STORES. Never heard that one before so original..... Make this a live wallpaper! But most of Reddit's content *comes* from 4chan There is no one around us making bongs I'm kinda iffy on the price though I love goosebump books! Say what? A guy can't be good looking and single? Dog skin carpet Ask toolbar .... 5k on ponies, dear god Maybe it depends on what part of Texas? i kinda don't believe this Holy crap. Wait, there's more than one? Yeah I'd hate for them to continue to bring down this great city in terms of sporting. Everything the Redskins are doing for us would be ruined ........ Are they even developing something? The $385 cut isn't even all current spending. Some of it is cuts on projected increases of future spending. They don't look like your regular centipede. They're lightning fast too so if you ever see one jump on that bitch and KILL IT! I've even had guys that messaged me with the sole purpose of flaming something about my profile. I don't want kids, for example. This one guy sent me a novel in the context of Y U NO LIEK BABIES? I'd never even messaged him or viewed his profile holy What if that's what he wants Please tell me your kidding. I've never seen anyone use WP in a negative manner... what are you talking about? :D *hahahahahahaahahahaha* What, the ACR doesnt have that much recoil we *might* have too much free time guys Vibe **does** have insanely high apm I...hadn't thought of it that way. Anyone notice a hand on his left leg? the moment my toe even started listing, I'd be at the doc. wow, big family. My old monitor did just this when I turned my KEF C30 speakers at the right angle. I hope my speakers weren't tesla Wow! When I looked at the first picture I did this well, dude, what IF matrix?? When did I do that? I don't know what's up with the thumbnail Him explaining how he built the guitar had me like this : That's incredible Omg wallball... Must...get..Skryrim... What game would that be? How do you know? Dat lip bite I think must be either a lot younger than a lot of you (I'm 23), or I just had crazy overprotective parents, because "running around the woods till dark by myself" sounds like freaking Lord of the Flies to me Collecting dust on the internet? What in the fucking fuck Maybe what your drinking isnt Guiness LOL I already upvoted some of her posts before seeing this rage comic You pronounce "x" as a "ks" sound in English even when it's at the beginning of the word ? Have I been mispronouncing xylophone this whole time ? Im guessing people AT Mountain Goats shows would know the music Oddly cute why does it turn to face the camera Are you fucking kidding Is this... is this something I should be doing, then? Practicing getting hit in the nuts? I think it killed something! Also, 5 hours of fun for $2.50 is still damn worth it. I haven't beaten it yet, but I REALLY enjoy the game. I just haven't had a lot of time for it after I picked up Terraria, Bastion, and Skyrim. Why would he fuck his wife with a condom on so that makes "Bangers" "spot oner's"?... Really? O_o How come there's not enough bars for abilities and your buff items + medpacs etc? HOW IS IT NOT on top of the priority list? How tall are you Okay, I've had my mum take a look at it (Nurse + Masseur + Acupuncturist + 40 years or so of nursing experience) and she says I've got more knots in my back than the scouting handbook and that my back muscles were stiff as planks. i do that but then i'll forget and itch my eye It's easy if you pretend everyone else on the planet is a robot and you're the only genuine human in existence... Cheap enough to make the trip 8 times a year? Thank you and everyone else who's doing rematches. Shaftees like me are thrilled you're doin' it! But then again, I had so much fun making a gift for my SS, I signed up, too. Giving is addicting This guys gonna get peepee dribbled on his chiny chin chin. 17 year old reporting in. Soon to be 18 in a few months My mom. I got drunk and put my hand through a window because I thought it would be fun. Andraste's TITS did you see that Muslim response to it though? ITS SO EPIC Wouldn't that actually be 3 crucial elements? So what would've you liked then? Know his favourite color, brand of coffee - food? Maybe it's a giant coin iCpryde is platinum according to sc2ranks, already has 64 wins this season What an odd game I slowly crossed my legs after reading that... My parents found out I was having sex when I was 15, at my first gynecologist appointment. My mom's reaction to hearing that I'd had two sexual partners at that point was, "Huh. Okay. Wait, who was the first? Your first boyfriend...? But...why *him*? it got maths Wait, I thought this was pretty good advice Sorry, I don't follow the one on the left is looking straight at the other guys dick , I once caught my cocktail eating chicken... Yeah no totally, I disagree with the guy's assumption of the "honor killing" but HOLY SHIT the stuff they're spewing in those comments why would sap be around that many people at a club/bar anyways S'alright man, I laughed. No it isn't. I just squirtled on myself.. Funny that while shopped, it apparently wasn't shopped much I was being ironic me gusta I wonder how expensive that must be on a Paris/USA flight Dough-bag??.... I totally missed the blue hair at first. I do this, albeit on a smaller scale. I have lots of midi notes in clips triggering audio and visuals that are all synced. DJ's really should be doing this all themselves if they want crazy glory and spotlight. This is why I'm ok with Glitchmob getting famous, and why I dislike Skrillex. What woman do you know who regularly give birth to FIFTEEN pound babies? Why does Batman look like Robocop? that looks like wiz khalifa I just upvoted all of ur post because your so god damn sexy hell yeah Mindfuck 2.0 I once witnessed a guy yell "Nigger!", very loud, down a quiet hospital hallway. No shit, my face looked just like this: I live in California and am now afraid of them. "Cutsey" Yep. You can get HIV from it if it gets into your eyes. Your Dick is amazing but your smile hipnotizes me ah shut up. she smoked pot before. she WANTED to smoke pot (both points in the text) and having sex with your **wife** IS actually something pretty natural in EVERY situation, and comon, it was christmas X-Sabers But why are the cows milking the guys? Sad thing is, this is not a joke I want what that dude is on. wow, i misspelled "much" by "must"... I just realized it isn't But what if it's the last one That works surprisingly well... But Brink is $12 and witcher $6? That's not very similar at first i thought it was some stupid contraption to make hard boiled eggs and then... LINK PLEASE If swearing is really a deal-breaker for you you couldn't have cared about her that much. but what if he is considerate and flips the mattress too? one base ? well apparently ive had my account since 1970 and have no games I nearly fainted when he said"you press this.. blow up" and proceeded to tap on it.. with the part he just took off sigh.... really? You think I put him on a leash indoors? I was giving an example of how quick he is. You must think I'm literally going to cage him too. Yeah. Classy people like us would **never** do a thing like that... Oh my God I wish I could hit 'play' on memories. I can't remember anything I say to people until I'm reminded. And even then I might still look at them like Oh. Now it's kinda creepy. i didn't INDEED As someone who completed this course - this wall was terrifying (I'm short). Especially since when I got to it someone had already slipped and broken their arm. I wouldn't have cared if the guys at the top molested every inch of my body, as long as they didn't drop me. Sarkozy's fake tan makes him look almost as black as Barack I don't know... but it's 5 dollars It's embossed snake skin.. so texture-y looking. That's dangerous, what with a dildo coming at ya all willy-nilly. It could miss I thoroughly enjoyed it, good guy read. There's a chapter than ends with something odd like "He really got that cycle going." That seemed really random and kind of out of strange, left me sitting there going Yep, so many Emergency Care Drops Definitely skyward sword. good idea to experience and beat it before skyrims sucks you in forever You are not alone... Are we supposed to be bankers and forgery experts to get this? Is it so obvious I'm going to hate myself when I do finally figure it out? Sweet mother of god Cant believe you grassed up your old man I have this pillow! I <3 U. Wait... is this... what I think it is?! I personally like Paul more than Obama these days. Why did three people reply in regards to Obama? Did I say something about Obama? I'm confused Ouch. I have caught mine a gazillion times before giving up on them, but ripping out sounds very very bad Strange, I actually want coal wait, things will come OUT of the toilet and sink during the night? I have the map pack, I bought it when I bought the game. I've played conquest many many times but I've never seen seen *this* many command posts You poor, poor bastard. Some day you will understand the folly of joining us Yeah I went there once expecting hardcore music. Definitly nsfw I can't stop watching this There's like 3 players with that name. Illusion's such a chill guy - and SO GOOD > So wtf was she talking about anyway? people say coal is about $.50, and dungeon defenders is $3.50, so 7 coal is a very fair trade. Haven't seen it go for 4 coal since it was on sale I went home on my lunch break and completely forgot to look. What is your steam name Finally someone who understands logic and argument. "But that one's not green." so much protoss Jesus, that threw me off too. WOAHHHH as a girl, who is like 18.5% bodyfat.... and afraid of going lower for fear of what it might do to my boobs... this girl is a fucking inspiration Shot or stabbed in the chest. Wait, weren't they already in EG lol Oddboxx? Wow, I never knew about those sub-reddits before Warned an engi about a spy coming to his shit, he gets sapped and stabbed. 3 second chat lag apparently omaigash it's my first day as a baconning narwhal and it's already starting to be true for me I can't stop yelling NO. When will I learn not to fucking click on anything ever I have this pillow! I read the title of this post completely wrong... I didn't Hmm, makes me wonder if my dog is part Weenie. His mother did kind of have a hint of it in her, although most of it was very Beagle. But ever since he was a puppy, my wog would do this unprovoked and now when he wants to go outside or wants our attention he sits up. He can do it for a long ass time, too. Hmmm.. Interesting I ordered mine on the 25th and getting it later... What? I saw that on CNBC for some reason... I joined the Navy back in July and I had to do this Not for much longer I'll take one copy off you! If it's the guy in thinking of, he survived, only to commit suicide again a while later. "poors"? Chris? More tables Haha, wow, as soon as I saw Massive Deth, I remembered that that name sounded very familiar. I scroll down and lo and behold there I am. Apparently you owe somebody your first born...? Yeah, it was a Saturday afternoon for me and I asked "Wait, are you still on from Wrecked yesterday? How is that article written in December 30, 2011? One day in the future? Weeelll, I don't have 13 haha. I have 6 :D. Hence why I added a bunch of other stuff to the list. Though tbh I don't think it's worth 13 Kind of need to see your inventory to see your tf2 items. Just politely, what are you doing in /r/gaming? Arrow to the knee! horrifying If your name is Phil and/or Brian, then I know you. What's with all the haters on trees? Conjoined set. On the same stage. Oh my god..... Wonder what Webber puts up with behind the scenes Butter tea should be theoretically possible. I remember my friend once saying that he switched out regular butter for activated butter and it got the job done. Geoff and Griffen had a encounter with this and another couple I like it, but I feel like I can actually feel the car continually turning in a circle. It almost makes me feel motion sick Yeah I saw his post 43 seconds after he posted it and started trying them all but none worked. Reddit is scary fast wait, wtf? Your post says six minutes ago, but I see comments thanking you from 10 or 12 minutes ago. The comments were there... Before this main comment? In that case he is probably now dead thanks to a terminator that Skynet has sent from the future to prevent its sabotage by the man who knows how it was made They're so beautiful Also downloading and seeding. It would be nice to have a couple hundred more peers & seeders (1day remaining That would make Kim Jong Il Willy Wonka. Why do I care about identifying the speedometer. Ryze is one of the best AP carries, his full rotation just destroys anyone I got shot in the dick?! MF must have some really good hand eye coordination, sense of direction, and peripheral vision to land both up/down fives almost if not perfectly.. I've been rebuking my friend for pronouncing it like that for months now. is this a trap? Isn't it like 17 degrees (C) in Miami right now? How would you have an outdoor game I had a growth on the back of my neck. I must have been assassinated. What subreddit?? If I could smoke blue and red week. If religion is a massive tldr than what's the point of of tldr That would be so weird if we actually looked alike We've got a cat, looks exactly like your's and likes to sit on the toilet as well. This would be my first pipe They're cavemen who came to the future That cry still gives me nightmares. OHGOD, WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT?! i honestly always thought it was for zits. i actually had no clue it was for headaches i cant msg u cuz u dont let others msg u What if solemate actually means your one and only mate Yup. I missed kicking on the back. You mentioned a baby. Maybe his mom was/is a smoker... Morgana looks like the dudes in Amnesia. I've seen this so often, I'm surprised at the people thinking you're "insane"... ok so my personality card came out as 10, so that means my soul card is the same? Holy shit, 19 years of Innout... and I had never heard of this... Rasmus probably has a foot fetish, and tries to ask Eve in broken Korean (presumably through a quick Google Translate) for pictures of her feet. She asks him to ask her in english because his autotranslated Korean is terrible, he reiterates the request in English. She's like Wait, so you hang out with the Dead?? Rasmus probably has a foot fetish, and tries to ask Eve in broken Korean (presumably through a quick Google Translate) for pictures of her feet. She asks him to ask her in english because his autotranslated Korean is terrible, he reiterates the request in English. She's like Who fries bread? Yes i am what do you use for items? Do you know anywhere I can read up on this stuff? And is this information you'd have to put in yourself or is it like an online database? True man, she's right there, why not just do it? All the Ravenclaws: Aah Thats pretty cool... Soo why dont street dealers buy these and sell them? You are right, I confused patent expiration with copyright which is life + 70 years Indeed. Though I wonder, wouldn't playing it in 3D increase the already difficult platforming? Oooohhhh o-o fellow redditor in CHINA I don't really play many console games, but Portal 2, Arkham City, FIFA12, BF3 are all good on PC/recommended by friends for console. Also, your roommate broke your PS3 and didn't replace it? My grandmother was a school teacher and knew all the teachers in my elementary school and gave my 4th grade teacher permission to beat me at her leisure. She lifted me by the collar of my shirt and shook me a bit then banged me into the concrete brick wall a few times before putting me down. Needless to say no one said anything and I have gone pretty much my whole life thinking I MUST have done something horrible for her to do that. I think more people have choked all over the world after discovering that Kinder Suprise is banned in US than from actually eating Kinder Suprise hahahaha busted, DutchPrisoner. I read your AMA too, I found it interesting. I was going to say good for you for just doing whatever the hell you want and not caring what other people think but I figured there were so many comments I wouldn't make a difference. Are you going to have kids...? but think about it....you'd be able to get trees from a local grocery store! haha imagine...those nicotine patches...become THC PATCHES prepare to be modded. Can someone explain this? i'm kind of confused how "game of the year" could apply to games not in this year You can change your birth certificate to say male instead of female or vice versa? but dat creep spread Did you write all this just now? Not afraid he's gonna eat you one day? I have like 140 hours logged, and only one character at 50 with another at 16 I don't think that was an ad Why are they though? I encountered the same. I was like wtf? I didn't die If you are going to cheat, please don't get Taco Bell. Its not good for anyone! Mew too Or.... the puppy.... How the hell do you play 12 tables? Do you not have any fans? U' re NEVER Alone This is awesome. Eh, I guess. Personally I wouldn't consider it an option because of the ramifications. racism is the inherent belief that one race is superior to another. i believe he was being prejudiced Hopefully, you do not need to shave ur face... i just watched an episode of 70s show where Ashton made the same joke. I went.. How did you know? Awesome ep! Only time the Kookaburra song (as heard from Barney <3) has been creepy to me. That was a real thing? I read it as a satire The soldier walking on the right gives you a sense of how tall these racks are. Luckily, I'm in europe. No roaches here which can enter my ear. Only spiders Cubone has a ballsack on the end of his bone... I have done 4/15 so far.. and I am a lady. I thought it was that it said JB bears... jail bait bears.... pedobear How would you pull a ward out of a mask? No idea I made a leather set of spaulders, because while I find harnesses kind of sexy, I do get tired of the look too. Also, good lord that's expensive for what it is! How many times has this been submitted? Yes, actually Going to 'know' about this? I've never heard it said that way before. I'm hard, does that count? I don't find it necessary Wow. ...Why would I eat boobs? Oh, thanks. It says 6pm ET on ufc.com for the prelims. Also this is almost too late to watch live for someone in Europe. It means that the actual card begins 4 in the morning Am I late? I was sleeping. TIL he came from my country what is that? Their faces... Are...are the cats going to be all right? I can keep up with 4, but I think I'd end up making constant mistakes if I had that many going at once I thought you made a typo....then I realized that you didn't! O_o Holy shit, I know people who went to that middle school Isn't it nip it in the bud? Does... that mean what I think it means? Whats there to be worried about? Does being christian make a person worse at a certain task? this changes the whole backstory of little nate and old sully WOW! U look exactly like my biology teacher Hm I expected someplace out West, like Hollywood or something. We should become bff's. Oh my god! I didn't have sensitive nipples at all and now it's like Honestly I know voilà, but I meant wala as in "Abrakadabra, and then Wala the final product" Maybe it's a uniquely Australian thing oh, it was video's... i didnt even know man...oh my, lol. Terrorists could wear this under their dynamite vests and live! Wow, NPH looks a lot different from the side. That's cool. I definitely agree on the natural thing...did you ever see pictures of the woman who had something like 38HHH? She had boobs that looked like beach balls. I still have nightmares Wait, that was a real Spider? Oh god.. Imagine, when E-sports gets big, companies like Coca-Cola and Samsung advertise on panels like these so you designed and drew the image yourself? nice skills! Once they leave the circles at home, it's over. And how many teemos do you see in ranked? If anyone can tell me who this creepy man is, I will give you all the karma I own I had a lefty classmate that did that... he would also rotate the notebook so he'd end up writing vertically Hell, you almost beat EGHuK in a playhem found while fishing in a thing of anchovies. id give her 10 more I saw this once with someone driving a jeep down the highway.....and I questioned the same thing *accepts bro-hug, feels roll of pennies...* wait, not all people think he's fkkn awesome? ... I... I cant stop watching... Wait wait wait.. you're Fox News staff?! her? That sounds really bad. Yeah, that part really confused me, considering the guy **is** topless. Just because us girls like reddit doesn't mean we post to r/gonewild... :P besides, if I did that, it'd be illegal How is that exploiting? I think that's the fastest I've ever made a picture my background Don't you get stiff shoulders/neck from working like that though? I mean, even sitting over a circuit board or whittling some detail for kicks gets me every time. Couldn't imagine doing it for 30-40 hours every week ...They're still watching me.... TIL you can delete accounts. Not up voting it, but this is the only one so far that made me go: Wait, how do we know this? I just imagined one of those cartoon characters in a dark room. Only the eyes show up... At that age, unless the parents have taken an active, militant role in making their child discriminate, it's innocent. No one is born racist. Still pretty It's not like America only consists of Christians and atheists, there are plenty of people who are agnostic, cultural Christian, universalist, and then a big mix of other religions as well. Also why would America burn if all the atheists went to Canada? How do you know she's bad in the sack? upvotes to most of these comments on his japanese. i spent five minutes going WTF *What the? Why is this posted in r/ass? It's just a pretty girl sitting in a chair. I don't see why... * Haha the same thing happened to me after I got my Sennheiser DJ headphones, and they are just amazing. especially after using either very bad headphones (40 FR which is very cheap here in Switzerland) which I then lost so I used Apple's for 2 years. Then my dad gets me first a monacor speaker A bit of Fry and Laurie? if you're creative with the nyduses it can work past plat vs protoss. the cow wears clothes Not going to open that. www.biomedcentral.com ... but but but what if the UK has their own separate rating "SO MUCH LOOTS Well for one, sitting in the toilet for extended hours would lead to blocking circulation in your legs. Depends on what kind of books I guess What a terrible analogy That Berbatov cross earlier was so much closer to an own goal than I thought Why would that even cross your mind? Now what would scare me is if we were born at the exact same time Shovels... right? You know I'm thinking if you get the B.M.O.C the next coal you craft you also get the Ebenezer... because that just happened to me ( so weird couple of dragons fucking a car...trough the exhausts They dont look the way puppies look, when i find them under my car He is, but that doesn't mean he made the thing. Portland has stereotypes ? What the fuck.. right after I read this my bowels did exactly this sound, and I didn't even hold in a fart What server do you play on? Your post is a download Dude I am soooo making one /r/drunk and /r/cripplingalcoholism are leaking Is it just me, or did it start out as obsidian and turn into a whole bunch of other things? ...... Wow reddit I'm dissapoint... No WolfED love? She was so upset she even blogged about it! And it's his left arm! Wait, we got Netflix in Mexico before the UK did!? I'm sure a bunch of players are willing to rip up their multi million dollar deals just to advertise tiny companies worth a small fraction of their NFL contract. My friends do this all the time. So, about 100 hours? Kill it with poison fire! sooo prettiiiii... soh mahny colors! holy fuck The one next to it is the one I have. You don't even need build order software or any gimmicks or anything like that. Just play. I have the first 3 minutes of every game mechanically programmed into my hands at this point. Just watch the clock and keep the timings for tech switches in mind. Like, at 6m in ZvT you like to get lair. At 7m30 you get spire. At 15m you want to have broodlords and infestors. React to what you see and if you see a vulnerability then don't be afraid to drop your plan and all-in. Top level zergs all-in me ALL the time. The best zergs will hide their true army size and only reveal it once they're right outside my base Oh wow, he looks very angry Donald Glover's got some calves Or could he… When she asked me to grab a knife from the kitchen and fuck her with the blade. August 31st. Whose idea was this? Are we going to make an /r/youtube next?... That's enough drugs to make an elephant think it's a mouse If this happened for realsies, how old was that guy? pretty sure the staff of AT is like.. smart enough to have at least a whole reason just on the ice king, but yes if it comes too easy it might be disapointing... haha :) i dunni Cinnamon Bun might not have always been like that... maybe he used to be the smartest guy in the Candy Kingdom.. until... *Insert Tragedy Here* Me want Brace yourselves...the mustache is coming I don't have many games considering I've been playing for 1.5 years(like about 1600-1700,maybe even more/less),but I once saw one guy that had over 3100 wins in normal games I thought r/mylittlenosleep was for people who had insomnia and wanted to post at night That's like playing 44 days straight Building and Cement Violations and Fencing.... what is it It was different. I was like how are there only a total of 6 comments I thought that it meant semen from a gay man. You have the mouse in your left hand? Why would you ever want a guy to stretch your underwear? All 6 episodes? why does he put tampons and maxi pads in it? Must've changed it then. Oh, it's the Sisko Klingon. How fun, they got to make two versions of Sisko because of one episode Longboarding Gone Wild? Maria????? Arsenal Gear is under it I've never met an ugly one Shattered Halls AND Shadow Labs. I remember that my guild at the time got a mention on WoWInsider for having cleared SL on heroic. You have the mouse in your right hand? wtf is that supposed to mean Wow. Baby kanghaskhan. = wow... It's actually morning in where I live, last few days have been more or less frantic running about so I decided to use the New Years herpderp to get some sleep. You could say that when the calendars went from '11 to '12, I was snoring loudly I did it for liebkartoffel. I am the 1% ...it looks like your vagina is trying to eat a giant Cheeto. It's all I can see now. That can't be a comfortable position to lay in Someone was pushing the envelope. A lot of people on Reddit seem to have the exact same cat as I do, looks exactly the same except the small white spot on your kitty's nose. It is currently 1:43 am, so I will NOT be reading any of this Mother of god.....I just got a little freaked out, Have the same desk with the same screen right next to a window, Just like how you have it... just curious, did you watch the "censored" version or the uncensored one? both are pretty similar, but the uncensored versions has a few additional scenes (such as showing how the woman who had all of her teeth pulled out dies, rather than just showing her dead in the censored version) that make it more "shocking". still, like you, i didn't find it to be all that shocking after hearing about spacedicks and clopclop let that nasty looking bug die out, why did you put " Im in all four of them I just saw this movie recently and I loved it :) if it hadn't been for my bf explaining it to me I would've been like huh?? The reason this happens so many times on reddit and why it gets upvoted is that redditors have this firm belief that if it were for NATURAL SELECTION and EVOLUTION all overweight people would die. We have the same fricking sweater wheres that? There endeth the thread idk why but I'm a little grossed out wait.. whos the kid next to them supposed to be is there a difference between bronze and silver/gold/platinum lol When I win the jackpot, we will see first beer ehhh? how come there are two caps I saw this and thought one of the girls was someone I went to high school with. I bought it in Argentina, I think that was the price. I always seem to get caught off guard by dragons, like one time I was sitting in a chair just to laugh at the pointlessness of it, and out of nowhere I get blasted with fire-breath and cooked half to death Dude, something weird happened. The inventory history shows we traded, but the coupon doesn't show up in my inventory My mother asked me the other day why I wanted to get my Nintendo 360 out of the shed........ He's in fluid dynamics. I don't think either of us has really looked extensively at where lab work for that would be yet, since we're both kinda in denial (that I'm finally working my way out of) about having to do this sort of serious thinking on making concessions for working things out. (Last I heard a long time ago, he was kicking around the idea of research in Antarctica. Like an angry, hungry baby. Oops, wrong guy in a brown coat I clicked, thinking "aw, what, is he gonna do some shaker rout... WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F*CK?!?" I am admittedly a noob when it comes to MW3 mp, but I don't get parts of your video. Some things are awesome like the knife kills, but why are you shooting at the perk package - or in that Paris map you go around a corner in the shop and get owned... Where did you meet Bam? He lives near me and we don't have many cowboys around here haha, I can't even swim and these people are swimming AND playing She's not a Redditor anymore?? My job is getting people drunk ass dad. Is this a parody? :l I can't figure it out One of my friends gave birth last month and found out she was pregnant about a month before. She didn't grow at all until the 8th month when she suddenly began expanding and her periods never stopped, never got morning sickness, nothing at all You can see part of the arm of the other player along the upper left part of his forearm... We're actually doing that right now. "the thing that pissed me off the most" oh i was wondering because people want skyrim for dota2 Ok I've heard of the drink cart hitting your elbows when it goes by, but hitting your inner thigh worst top5 ever What the fuck kind of super sharp glass are champagne bottles made of? How does it offer more quality control? > How does it offer more quality control? TIL there are red pandas Well, ok then. What is your steam ID? How... you read my mind! I was preparing to nominate this. That's just wrong. Just another day at the.. Uhh Aldi And karma smacked us in the face by giving us MATT CASSEL So many spelling errors I could answer that, but then I'd have to hire The Exchange to kill you. ( Next religion? True way it was ment to be played? How does someone forget a dog Who abandon / forget a dog in a hotel looks like they were out of purple. And I've honestly never seen green... Don't have any PMs The price estimator/customizer thing just made me go In truth... I don't know if this really qualifies as a documentary... more just a document? Dwarves have the odd habit of behaving normally with abnormal injuries. I've seen dwarves crawl around without their upper torsos, however that works. What? oh no are you in ohio? this could be a number of any one of my friends. why do i hang out with these people?!? 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Holy shit ... never thought of that. They were *all* poliwhirls. I'm still not sure how to react to it being live action Your turn for what? I didn't think I mentioned magnum anywhere? Oh my god, a stereotype that's true. Not to "diss" people that stay away from alcohol, but when i drink all night i sleep like a baby and never have a hangover...but maybe that just means im an alcoholic? I hate when I am in line at the grocery and I need a piece of gum, so I take the pack I have in my pocket (that I got from a different store 30 mins ago) and begin to chew.... then I wait to see if they accuse me. Dude. Have you seen ShinyGold and RijonAdventures.. While Working at Micro Center. I see some kids looking at some cases and talk about how he wants wants to fit 3 hard drives cuz he has 2 TeraBytes of porn on his computer. Kick a toothpick with a door in your dick? That fapping is a lot more common than I thought it was. >_> wait... where are the errors? I didn't find my first boyfriend very attractive until he got all excited explaining to me how 3D glasses work. Is that weird? you're wearing black socks today Why did someone list all the different type of gates? holy shit!! what's all that white space doing Wow... If the internet is censored... I want to see some **real** porn... or actually maybe not Maybe this whole thread is full of people that were trolled. haha I guess you've never wanted to carry a conversation with one of your epidermal growths... not that I have... Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams Wow that's awesome llol you have everytihng im offering Looks fake because they are all so bad x30 >Looks fake because they are all so bad Evolution.. why? God, whats with people and butchering languages You know, this could well have been her husband who uploaded this... Just saying. You have GOT to be kidding me?! PBR comes in bottles? ok so OP used both he/she to describe the teacher... wtf is going on Oh hey another NSFW post with a skinny slu... Hmm, so how do you know they were raging at you if they did not speak English? Wait, you build that stuff on Annie? I agree with this statement, as a girl I would like to tell other girls you look stupid with those kind of shirts on. Besides women don't have to choose, we can both. That's...pretty damn close. Wtf is in those Nutrigrain bars? TIL kidney stones are **crystalline** mineral deposits. Did he just use sql injection to change the vote count??? Ugh! .. i didn't think it that far. I might just be a freak, but that first picture is so hot The boobs ... I just had a look around, Yogscast is getting 4.2 million a year I read the title as "Tastes like children"... 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That's the volcano that Nemo was talking about The guy I talked to at PAX talked at length about how Asheron's Call and darkfall were big inspirations I can do this too. Is it...rare? Wow. This second period is painful. I hope Slovakia can turn their game around. Read "Blackwater" as Blackbriar Erm, not that anyone will actually believe me, but they're my two friends. Neither of which use or know what reddit is I imagined her hanging in the air like that and slowly moving toward the camera... Creepy indeed. But...what do you want credit for? haha trying to get 2 copies of trine 2 actually. no one seems to have it, and everyone wants it He must have his political spectrum reversed. I added you on Steam, but you don't seem to have anything in your inventory ... It seems that I don't think the word "normal" means what you think it means. Those...vacant eyes. Well, thankfully, my name turns up nothing but my job-seeking profile on LinkedIn. But I started searching for a username that I used for several years in the past and it led to a Zazzle store. I logged into it out of curiosity (all the items had been taken down over time, it seems) but I did find $25 in it. Woo! I also found a log of all my logging in/out/idling/etc from AIM on an AOL livestream. why would you trade it in then re buy it There's 144 people subscribing there? this album has all but like 2 of their 2011 songs on it though Bailey just has silly huge feet 846 hours i'm wet right now, browsing the new tab Story of my life...am I good guy? ....Eve is a fucking FOX. okay, which one of you have the "IWC SMARK" sign? Oh damn.... I shall try this tomorrow when the store opens. I just watched this episode this afternoon Glad you're enjoying it :) What do you mean by burning though? THE BEATLES? I hardly made an 'error'. [So Indeed he does see dead people! But why are they coming **out** of spy's mouth? Thats probably what i'm gonna do (when i get further into the game) Although I like everything flat, straight, and centered, ocd here. I just don't get how people make their huge, brick castles and forts. Bret Baier just said that anti-war stance gets applause Okay! ^ I agree. Yet the website is simply a directory of actual government websites! don_wit_dat_shit ( [](/noooo)I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EXISTED HEEEERE Why is jew in bold as if outlasting your opponent is somehow invalid I can Imagine. For me, because I speak Russian, I dont have this issue with RUssians specifically but I remember the Hon days with BRs, im sure this is similar. The difference is, BR players did not have their own servers, so they had to use NA. Someone from Russian would be much better off using the EU servers, no? Who mugs someone over ice cream sandwiches? Canada. Home is Canada too. Just not my laptop. I miss my laptop more than my cat. So many good games this year .. no, im not thinking of california. A bunch of court cases in the late 90's ruled banning same sex marriage violated the 14th amendment, so the state rushed to pass a defense of marriage act. The parent (brkdncr) of this thread said iowa was the first to allow gay marriage, because some court cases from hawaii ruled in favor of it. and then iowa's legislature rushed to impose a ban. And in his mind that somehow qualifies the state as being the first He probably spent more time looking at those bits than the other bits. The big leaf in front of Adam that looks like a giant veined scrotum is a tad disturbing though. ukf dubstep Guy has no ass. What else would people post here? Is only peroids talk and beauty tips? This is a community of women supporting and encouraging other women. With a few men's voices sprinkled in occasionally. 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I've never been told I was manly looking until just recently. I'll definitely try it next time! Though my dreams are always super weird, anyways I thought you'd be searching for your brother RadishBlaster holy crap. I am late at this news. I thought it was in beta or something Hahaha I played mw2 on PS3 with a mouse/keyboard (using www.xim360.com; edit, link is dead, think it's www.xim3.com now; I have a 'xim1' which works with PS3) it was no where near as good as a native mouse/keyboard but it was still ridiculously overpowered. I felt kind of bad for using it after the initial novelty wore off I almost the hole thing. I must dare ask source This would make the best location for a horror movie or survival/mystery type video game. 3 of 5 fulltime staff Are you pulling that out of your ass? Seriously...I've never ever seen this and it is in fact the opposite that is generally true. It looks eerily close to dog rawhide Those penguins are..oh my Your name is just awful That's 16-17 games a day man And by "too many" I'm hoping you mean none?? Because that is just one horrifying thought... Interesting. I was asking this same thing to a girl I know and she said she didn't find Daniel Craig that sexy since he looked like a young guy in a old person's body or something. with chocolate chips embedded It's so true! I woke up coughing one night, and coughed up part of one, little legs and all I knew a person who believed that at the age of 16 -- after having studied Spanish for three years. That's how my back molars on both sides are...half a tooth or busted even with my gumline... Oh ok, I misread your analogy then. I thought you were saying it was morally right that companies compete with pirates. My insurance sucks though...I was just diagnosed with diverticulitis and my insurance won't even cover my medication...so I've been dealing with crippling stomach pain and vomiting and fevers for the last week and there's nothing I can do till I get paid...on the 18th There is an installable APK for it that doesn't require root teach me master... Will you marry me? ... There really is a subreddit for everything. I'm Roni. Yes I am a girl, not a little boy and I am 18. I can be weird and random but mostly shy and quiet. I love anime and metal so that's why I'll seem like an anime geek and a satanist but I am truthfully a Christain. <( We can help with that Defeat last minute resistance? The heck? Dude, if she doesn't want it then, stop. WAIT! Just realized something.. How exactly can you be here on Reddit reading comments? Unexpected. The first thing that came to mind was the part in Homeward Bound when Chance is sticking his head out the window and going "Ta da! Batdog!" And then I noticed that it looked like my dog. You can just eat it by itself When I was a kid, I thought that a pregnant woman couldn't go to the bathroom because they would drop the baby. I'll get back to you guys in a few. I'm a bit overwhelmed with the response. I was just wanting to share something fun I did today; I wasn't expecting to approach the front page. i was about to buy some fb actions but fuck it i will invest all my money on these idea Yikes. ...T? Spoilers what about YOUR mother >Wonder how much the ticket prices would be without the advertising Bonus sentence makes it sound like the sims When I was really young I used to believe that when people died in movies, they died in real life. I always wondered why they thought it was worth a movie role just to die No. That's what the StealthVape looks like. ...Uh, what the fuck? ... Spell "Hello, I'm a police officer" backwards? I can't do it even if I'm sober for months. Fuck, I can't do it in my native language. wow that is really freaking cold I embarked with two dorfs, both with proficient weapon + shield skills, they became legendary fighters before the second spring My friend's sister, unaware how to use these Japanese style toilets, would remove her jeans and KNEEL directly on the floor with her legs apart above the toilet bowl. We wondered why she was always taking so long to do her business,until she complained about her chafed knees I have witnessed the elusive Elder Twinkie, and its softness was rivaled only by its ferocity. WTH IS IT @ 170mph on a bike... i hope by helmet you mean "complete iron man suit" I'm confused, I was in this tourny? Wait, so Columbia and Argentina are fine but Mexico is a problem? id hit that Question: How would one go explaining memes to people... Whenever I try, it comes out comic and I sound like an idiot ESDF I never want to see a video/photo of a snake backing out halfway through God damn, must be nice. Upvote for randomly relevant. Is he goose stepping in panel 5? Holy crap! True story this is the third day in a row this scene/topic has come up More scary black eyes! How are girls like this on reddit Lol @ Vinces obession with guys. Its true tho. Kinda weird They told you it would come off in the shower? It was a tattoo? I really don't understand I R Confused 1:30 am? That's insane. Source? Fuckit. I need to try this now. I thought I was the only one sick double thor drop onto mutas @ 55:00 That is really weird. Wait, thats a WOMAN?! I need to wash my tattoo 2-3 times a day? I wouldn't qualify cockroaches as a food. ... affectionately? I actually have seen a lot of the stuff on r/funny posted first on 9gag. Took me waaay too long to realize she's right where one of the posts should be. Ok, I know every translation is different (i'm not english native speaker) but there are big differences in my bible I've been playing way too much Serious Sam. Starwars nerds everwhere * What about rabid, hungry grizzly bears defending there child?? Do I know you? I actually asked if they were necessary today and she said we can hold off on the exams until/if I started contracting again. So glad for this. My next steroid shot is in 4 hours. I wonder who it belongs to " Jesus Christ, that Kennen. God fucking damn it. What a beautiful goal 1. That does seem kind of slow Got livescores up, apparently Tim Howard just scored in the other game... Do you smoke? You believe everything they taught you in Catholic school? My boyfriend has two older sisters and a younger brother. One of the sisters, and his brother, are gay. The oldest sister has decided she doesn't want to have children and is looking at getting a hysterectomy. One night at a drunk family party all eyes turned on me, and his mother said "I want four." I'm 19. I was 17 at the time. That's right at 2 feet All is forgiven, for you are a female administrator for a nudist group. You, me dear, have already won Yeah I suppose that is true, but Amnesia will always be scary I've made it my goal to reach high elo with support only, except for the extremely rare occasions when someone else really really wants to play support I'd be glad to but probably not on Reddit (I've said some things on topics that people I know wouldn't like :P ). Oh can I send pics in personal msgs?... woah we look similar Why did you post the stumble page, and not the actual page? Nah, they are just lazy, and also don't want to make a shirt that might not be funny or cool looking. If it is sold to many people, and people bring it up on reddit saying how cool it is, then they can get it and show it off with confidence. That's how marketing works. Nice! damn fitness videos on YouTube... I swear those camera angles are not interested in only showing basic technique... Upvotes that are disguised as downvotes... Or downvotes that are upvotes I use the naga with the same setup you do (except with items I use alt modifiers) and it's great. Either you need to get more used to it or I'm not playing to my full potential I think I shall show up, It'll be the smallest con I've ever been to, and my first any-mlp event Is it printed backwards or is the picture just reversed What pharmacy even has that kind of stock I think that makes it worse for some reason. The music. Orly How are the two connected at all? My brain can hardly believe anybody can move like he does. The snare rolls he does on Obfuscation (I don't know enough about drumming to describe them, but it's like, cymbal hits with these really fast four note snare rolls in between) destroys whichever one of my hands is trying to do the double strokes. he plays them like he's sprinkling shredded cheese I just read this to my husband and he laughed. I told him, well you were already out x-thousands of dollars for the ring, so you were committed. He just gave me this look and said, "I could have saved it." I've never had staining like that from nail polish! Lol. It was intense. From what little experience I have with them, I think riding with them off is a whole lot easier ( What the hell am I looking at Someone gave all that to you?! Or am I just not reading correctly right now? Clever Girl. Oh, I'm not inqubis on this account That is the bravest wolf I have ever seen ( ( They do get bigger, which I love (I have 2 burms, and 4 carpet pythons holy crap! I have to start asking hot girls if they go on reddit I've had 2 monitors for over a year now and I've yet to see my second monitor go black. What are you playing? Your second paragraph is the most important, and strangely an argument I haven't heard before It's generally used as a disapproval/disappointment sort of thing. Stunned is more like o_o or 1500 Laser designation damage assists... Oops, sorry for some reason I thought ok was one syllable Sweet zombie Jesus. I could just see it... you're sitting there, mellow, as carpet demons nibble at your elbows and spiderlings descend from the ceiling to dance on your face. So if i throw a pickaxe at it, it will mine ore? The blade is like half the size of the handle the collosus one is crazy yup, I'm in the middle, but still better than 25-30 Why does that bother you? Well, I'm really excited, but I'm terrified because I have no idea what to expect. Is there a point in having a car, or am I better off leaving it behind and just using a Uhaul and storing my stuff till I find a place? Also, I'm sure the minimum wage there makes up for the cost, but coming from my small town, all I can think is, Oh God look at kim il sungs comment karma I've never had that happen... It looks SO cool. I think I just gained a pound looking at that thing. Why? It's free. Do you just want to see the non-sprite scenes or something? Seldom do people live to the ripe old age of 98. This is especially the case for people in third world countries "*Jesus* Dad, what took you so long? He's getting away!" sweet mother of god He showered with his watch on? lolwut I think it's where I live but just about everyone says this still. And I'm in high school Oh right, thanks for pointing that out, I knew something's not right with that My "wat" moment was when I was just about 7. I was in the bus transit with my parents heading home, and I looked out the window as we are nearing our stop and I shit you not, I saw a little girl pull up her skirts revealing her penis. Oh, I see, like the ones used to patch up wounds? That's the only thing she has for a top there? Wut? Worse, he fucked his snake! Wow. No wonder MensRights has such a reputation for level headed discussion. To add to the subject of "wrong": the outrageous spelling and use of apostrophe Mildly racist? What? The link doesn't work for me. What's your problem? Wait, RES shows all of my posts? That's... useless and clunky. lmao...good luck sitting on it with the seat up...i learned the hard way that its very easy to fall in. Oh god, that sounds like the Jim story. Sexy asian girl undressing her Adventure Time shirt? I... think I might be in love This is the stuff nightmares are made of. Holy crap -- I think I found my girlfriend's dad in a few of these! I'm shoooockeeed too... I think I gained weight by just reading that Dude im moving to colorado in a few months spyro for ps1 I'm pretty sure I would have slammed my head into the sink to kill myself asap if that were to happen to me I opened it, jumped, closed it immediately. Then I opened it again and kept staring for about 3 minutes. Her eyes are smiling Why is this on [/r/WTF](/r/WTF) this is hot I was born in Exeter, NH at the same time when Mark was going to Philips Exeter Academy... does that mean I'm going to be a prodigy? And the message body is sent by the user to the client's e-mail, so their IP will be in the e-mail body? nearly 2000 games of dominion? According to IMDB, even though he referred to it jokingly as "1984 and a half", Terry Gilliam had not actually read 1984 when he made Brazil I dont care if it was a troll. That story really captured the essence of young teens in America. Pretty stupid friendship you had, then. I saw pa and I was all Oh man when my rats popcorn it is SO cute. It happens when they are playing or if I give them something really tasty. Like, if I hand them a piece of chocolate. They cautiously take it with their mouth, then adjust the position of the food in their mouth to carry it easier, and then bounce under the furniture to go eat it. Their eyes get wider when they eat something tasty. Like "om nom nom...wait..oh god... Wow that's... wait... that's an actual quote from the show. Why would you want to know anyway I have an Austrian friend and a Dutch friend who have both never eaten a burrito He's awesome. The kid looks crazy photoshopped though but...that kid doesn't have down syndrome... I love it when they "pop" back. The best thing I ever did was to get a Mirena! I was using Nuvaring before that, which was very convenient but expensive and my boyfriend at the time did not enjoy the feeling, so I'd have to take it out and often I would forget to put it back in Why did I read that whole comic strip? Party cat leaves... Enter party dog? Or is it party human? Well, yeah! That's like... 3 of 'em, or 5 of their women I saw this on my friend's fb. I wonder if you're friends with her too Good lord u might be right Kong's on cheshire bridge is great, well priced and very fast! Its a bit hidden behind that new baby store and easy to miss. I get all of my repairs done here (I've had a few, not the best at reversing *Talented, snot nosed kid lands perfect banger.* Makes face of self-disgust and does it 30 more times. damn. My bar has $3 domestic drafts (and less than $3 rail drinks/shots) for happy hour. The other bar down the hallway has half-price happy hour...*everything* is half price...even top shelf. Whoops womencanstop ... I seriously accidentally deleted your comment My cat just opens the doors. It's creepy Old Xin/Garren lanes: "Here's a tip... AND A SPEAR BEHIND IT!" followed by "Fear not. I'm coming!" and you know this...how? I'm as surprised as you are. Yeah they were awesome. When the played The Viking is when I found out he dated Pink. While I agree somewhat, this rep has followed Cousins since his high school days. There's an established geographical universe? I would love to see the statistics on that. A generation ago there were little to no 500 dollar gadgets that seemingly everyone had. A 400 dollar purse would be seen as completely batshit. If it is true that people spend less on luxury items today, I'd love to see that study, because that means I have a severe misunderstanding of my generation. Really odd, we updated the code for this yesterday. I have this same issue actually Busiest intersection of a chicago suburb. Someone in the MFLB-AMA thread said they'd used it in the white house So why the hell are you running tactical still? Was pooping when I saw this actually Had the same issue, then I unchecked the US Servers and checked the EU servers and was able to play. Must be down At first I was like -____- but then I was like ....woah, dude "i wonder what "cefet" is....." ..... I was listening to this when I came to this thread Couldn't stop focusing on his shiny cymbals I was doing some school work with my kid and one of his spelling words was mockingbird. When I saw that me and my SO broke out in this song. Our kid had this look: Something about children alone with their mothers while something scary happens always scares me the most. Also things or people walking at me at a fast pace scares me too. This was a big fat story of NOPE for me. I am all for this. If you can afford drugs, you can afford your own damn food. Same goes with alcohol and tobacco. I used to work at a wal-mart as a cashier and nothing made my blood boil more than to see people fill their cart with better looking groceries than I could afford and pay with food stamps. Then, they would have a separate transaction for beer and cigarettes. Reminds me of a post on a Mustang forum where some guy "flushed" his engine with hose water This has actually made me puke. Oh GOD WHY..??? So, if the witness found a body, ran to tell the police, and then discovered a blood trail with no body ... does that mean the body *picked itself up and walked away?* I see footprints in that photo. Plenty! what happened to the kitties tail? and the gas filler. Autistics are often very smart... Male here. Currently somewhere between Beats the hell out of me I didn't even think about that. I'm screwed so... controllers vibrate also What The Fuck But wait, at the same time, she chose to do it, I didn't force it upon her. Mhm...Fuckin' weird. Wow! imagine if hunter seeker missles cost minerals instead of energy... What in the fuck is this? Can someone explain what all this stuff is? I keep seeing pretty big posts with something about a facebook timeline? I have a facebook but I have no idea what this is Jesus christ you're attractive What... what company is this? That happened at my school too... But what if you're Jon Stewart? yeah that was hilarious. Jesse's reaction Where do you live Anyone else notice how white those tan girls faces are? uhh... i cant read that ....you... have given me.... what is this sorcery?! I just got dejavú reading that Isn't... Coldplay a good band? Why would you take codeine for a cold? The eyes...should not have looked at the eyes Did you just make this or was there a GGG of my life beforehand? i'm about to. i am rock solid by your most recent post. Sweet! i'm feeling hella excited. Ok, seriously what do these do..? the tits are great. those lips and the hint of your face has me on edge. Has anyone footage on how he plays the game?I'am very interested in seeing how one plays Starcraft 2 with no god damn hands. Oh, so its just a band-aid on each one of her nipples? O_o good thing I won't see the outline of 'em.... I do believe this requires a "Mother of god... He drew the penis I immediately got this reference, and it was then I realised I've been on here too long. Log on /r/starcraft for the first time today... see this post is 4 hours old... You wouldn't happen to have a family that go to SU do you? I have a friend who is really into astrology, and sometimes I just want to smash her. Apparently everything I do and feel is because I'm a leo. Is this a case of "you had to be there"? Because I don't get it I think he's saying *cars live in the future* This makes my wife flip out because she studies autism... It's been proven like 5 times that vaccines have nothing to do with it. What no one is telling you though is america's autism percentage is skyrocketing and other well developed countries scarcely see autism... /r/creepy is that way those guys are friggin awesome Funny how in one state it's unconstitutional, but others it's a-ok. Gotta love the "perfect society" that libertarians would ensure. 47 gallon fuel tank.....I hope thats a typo but since the car weights 4700 pounds, maybe its not a typo I pulled up this picture while listening to the beatles "nowhere man" and ironically enough they sang "...till somebody else lends you a hand" My mom told me some shit about onions sucking flu toxins through your feet if you put them in your socks. oh wow this blew my mind.... I never really understood why anyone would need to masterbate... that's what the girl in the basement is for. I agree with the other poster about him hacking -- No way to get that record from proxy 2gating. You could get to top 8 masters, but your record would probably look more like 320 - 318. ...says the person who just tried to brag about having both, and implying that makes you a cooler person. ...JG makes a Barrett? Was wondering why my queues are so long lol. wish I read this earlier... 400$ went to EC2 costs building my NixOS EC2 instane Is... that a blue Na'vi styled fleshlight? My goodness... Uhm...and we don't have to spot cops because we can just drive as fast as we want? ...I don't have trouble with changing anything, actually. I joined the clan through call of duty elite. Right now there are **2** members of "reddit ps3 cst." People still visit the front page? Reading this made me dizzy and nauseous. "dick" is a feminine noun? That's awfully judgmental, and not very *classy.* This post has actually just reminded me that I haven't had a smear test in over five years He looks alright? That's weird... he said above that his sister got these from an unclaimed storage unit. Cubes? Do Creationists actually say this? Hm.. Well, Okay then. Not sure I knew about this. Ah, okay, men hvorfor ikke det hele, som ved hospitalsindlæggelse? Eller har jeg også misforstået dét? I was reprimanded while watching Zombieland for finding it funny instead of depressing. You know guys who grab their own hips? At first I was like Then I read it was an older code, so it went down to Is it just me or does it seem like Jon Kitna is always around when a quarterback gets injured. And racist... So I was thinking it was just some kind of artifact of the stitching; then I started panning around, and panned up. [](/b13) Tempting, but thats in Brooklyn. And I live in Brooklyn. Unfortunately with the way the subway system is set up, its usually easier to get to someplace in Manhattan then it is to get to a place in Brooklyn. I know it doesn't seem to make much sense, but from where I am, I'd have to go into Manhattan, then turn around and head back to Brooklyn on another train Colorado eh? If I ever see your car I will wave at you for being awesome. Holly shit! She does At first, -_-. Then... I wasn't...I actually made my first 20 m because of that Yorick is trash at pushing And at least 3 ladies! Just listened to it W00T, awesome rock, and I presume she must be moving to another place of course, away from Len's twisted incest ( Because she's a slightly older woman, but I forgot I'm on Reddit with an anonymous handle and my fetishes don't need to be hidden. goddammit I started with this video and after 10 videos I ended up watching a japanese girl with a brittish accent giving gaming tips WTF?! I said it aloud before I even opened the link That's pretty damn cool! From the article I bet Hitler's mom talked exactly like Michael Cera. What does it have to do with the horse seeing you? WHAT YES! I'm so glad you posted this. I completely forgot about getting it last time. So much tasty butter .... I saw that too That's...fuckin' harsh. He's an endearing character in his own dark way, so I am in no way talking his character down or the importance of his character in the show's success. I'm actually posting this cause it's hilariously creepy that someone would post over 2,000 blog entries about one fictional character in less than 2 months... These aren't nagging questions I'm amazed that they've raised so much money already Cannot unseen I feel the opposite of this. I feel everyone is older. ok. . . never mind Couldn't find one myself. Deadlifts are getting harder. If I remember right, it was TehNoodle's town that was demolished, since he had moved on and it was laying there abandoned. However, we regenerated the chunks that were there, so there really shouldn't be anything still laying there... Is that Ron Livingston on the far right? Can someone explain the origin of the sudden influx of "brave" posts? I like to play "out of context Reddit quotes" with my husband. This one got a " Lol, never been put into a placebo, but I bet it probably could TIL: Just 6.5 percent of all people ever born are alive today. Well yeah, that too. But that's a given You apologized? That's awesome! My hubby just tries to dutch oven me. Damn, you beat me to it. :( Oh well, upvote anyway, this video is AMAZING. HAHA. I went to my grandparents' lake cabin and i fell asleep because it was pouring out. I always sleep with one of my feet sticking out of the covers for the same reason. My grandma kept covering up my foot until I had to tell her that it was a necessity for me to get a nap. She thought i was nuts. Erm... 30 and 91 Do you still have Stalker? What do ya want for it? Am I thinking she has the head I think you mean? How the f*ck can this last this long on YOUTUBE ...?! Except more expensive! Capturing the Friedmans. After I saw it I was like I honestly have never run into a lane like that...but it's really weird that your support took meki + 2 pots How! Is that Thom Yorke? Oh wow, your work is AMAZING. r/Atheism has respect and tolerance? I always share. As a matter of fact, I don't sell, just give excess away to friends and family. And I've pulled as much as 2lbs a plant in some good years. You're welcome. Anytime you'd like another answer, you now know who to come to. I know right? That's why I said what I said Must... have... Misty... This is something I would never imagine making. What does ink sauce taste like? Number 99... Mother of God... BME Pain Olympics.... I just don't get it as a european how this can exist!! Holy shit that looks like nine inches! are you a top or a bottom Well it's not a bad thing, what you are trying to say is still distinguishable. (Wow, I actually typed that correct on my first try Holy cow! Sounds like you got sent an angel or something! ............ I've never played it.... I have no idea where you are, but I can get it cheap at my local supermarket... In Adelaide, South Australia I hope she doesn't get in trouble for writing about our government I live in a small town in the middle of NC... I just looked that up. TIL that Cantonese and Mandarin aren't the only "dialects"/"subdivisions" of Chinese, but there's Hokkien and literally hundreds of different and distinct dialects that have their own writing systems and tonality systems. haha! I don't want to leave this seems too good to be true God damn how did you get it so high up on the wall. I suppose I could understand you losing your balance, leaning against a wall and then hitting it a bit... but it looks like you actually faced the wall and aimed at it, rather than down because it is so high up. Where on Earth did you get the idea that our rankings are "official"? Like, all four parks? This made me rather uncomfortable ... I thought I did I just think it shouldn't be necessary, what wild grass/bug pokemon doesn't know how to cut down a bush, or what water pokemon, that you caught in an ocean/river doesn't know how to swim You click your spells? Aw, man, I only remember the blue guy, and only vaguely. I don't even remember his name This was here, I commented, but it was gone. Then someone else put the exact same picture up, so I commented on it, and now this one is back. I was in diamond league, until season 5 started, now im Masters i think my next project will be a survival refugee camp for those primarily creative players. I will make tents That dude has springs instead of bones. How can you not? You mean to tell me there is actually something in my can of unicorn meat that has been sitting on my dresser for the last year?! A kid in grade school would get up, go to the side of the classroom, blow his nose. Then he would open up the napkin, and Until I get my credit card statement... and michele bachmann is against it Not sure if the username makes it funny i haven't made it yet Upvoted, saw repost story, downvoted to 2112. It was meant to be Well, he certainly was the weirdest kid in your school Say hello to abstinence well coming for a nurses perspective, if I ever heard one of our techs talking like that I'd have a pretty big problem with it, not to mention what a supervisor would do Amazing There was a kid like this in my school too, except he did other crazy stuff too. He was actually really awesome, everyone liked him :) Just the kind of person who was weird, but fun to be around anyway. (He was also really nice, and normal when he wasn't being funny ... Was anyone thinking the words in yellow make out a sentence? Today I was calling around looking for a replacement cushion for the couch I got at Housing Works for a few hundred bucks last year and found out its worth $7500. I feel like I hit the jackpot on Antiques Roadshow. I read this is "Santorum you are lucky", before I looked at the picture Hmm this looks lik- Black hat? Holy fuck! 4 dollars for a burger, 2 tacos, fries and a huge soft drink!?! Wtf America Go on vacation for a week. Come back on the day of darkness. Reddit is dead. Cool except for 1 thing. What are those caterpillar looking thingies? Ryan Gosling As someone who's barely even seen a fox, I have no idea what sort of noises they make. i think it was 300 cs by 20 min mark Haven't seen that in a while what's even creepier is that mini pedo bear behind him Brisbane is less of a poo-hole than Adelaide. And funnelwebs are terrifying, they used to live in air pockets at the bottom of our pool in summer (Sydney) I was on drydock returning with the enemy flag and being heavily chased. I was low on heath with discs landing all around. I decided to just throw the flag about 15 degrees left of forward for some reason just before I died and inadvertently midair pass it to another faster and healthier team mate who scored for the win. I sat there for a minute all I want those bedsheets ...All I can ask is why did this merit a throwaway? Holy crap..3 posts in 5 minutes. That catch... Reading this made me seriously thirsty for radegast Just remember when all the others ask you for the game: a man chooses, a slave... obeys. I still love my vegan docs. cocaine bladder stone. (animal) Metro North Korea this game won't end how'd you get that to happen?! I think the real problem is 12 year olds on the internet doors are 7 blocks tall "For that reason he is going to lie down with you tonight in exchange for your sons mandrakes." So you found 5 teams that do it? That's hardly 99%, like you said. Um So much jiggling Curse those steam sales! I always bite off more than I can chew. OMFG... so that's why they lift their leg to pee I found Trusty and Faithful the day BEFORE you could play as them Changed from 8TK to Throwing Up the one on the left looks like my coworker Did you write this from 2003 or something? 15 The Elegance of the Hedgehog: "As my hunger could not be assuaged by playing the game of social interaction - an inconceivable condition (and it was at a later point in time I would grasp the meaning of the compassion I saw in the eyes of my savior - for has one ever seen a girl traipsed in poverty penetrate the headlines of language deeply enough to share it with others?) - then it would be appeased by books." "The Anzick site, named after the owners of the land, also produced the bones of a second child six to eight years old." Christian I want links to sites where I can buy these. Imagine watching this high That's what jabbed me the hardest. I say that. i actually do. but he was just a little kid then Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Volunteer agencies will actually let you ride along, get experience, AND could help me get my certs? Could you elaborate on that? I've been dealing with a really screwed up deal with getting into my EMT classes, and I've been trying to find out about getting training via another route besides my local tech school. Haha, so I started watching the video without reading the description (and realizing this is UW-Mil production club) and all of a sudden I see Lucas's face and I realized I'm pretty sure he lives in the apartment above mine can we get a link to this... for science I will buy Talon just for that skin. Pardon ... You sharpen your eyeliner I'm a little surprised by how many people apparently didn't know about the yellow outline thing. "The god was a true giant, as large again to any Astartes warrior as an Astartes was to a normal man." ... I don't know what this means ... I am so jelly I just watched a few videos on YouTube of people playing on Xbox with HDD's and I just realised you have to load when you open a door... "Action Scene One" This was a trilogy? Read that as "Colombian president of Medellin here." at first You've been smoking since you were 8? dat url. So where did they get the numbers from? That chart seems pretty stupid to me. "Mushrooms have a harm rating to the user of 6" $8.75 and no shipping costs? how? Exactly. I want both. The second in tan "One day you will discover the complex notes of honey and raisins" That doesn't exist Cannot unsee! Yep. Ouch Never noticed that Chad and Romania had the same flag This happend to Jesus Arbok and Ninetales..... Dude, that's really fucking intense. Porn for my ears? My cat broke my blinds - now the neighbors can peer in and watch me jerk it to porn. I had no idea she was a northerner! I guess I'm just really crap with accents, and I live up north too Dude... wtf?! Maybe we're friends IRL? I don't code, and interestingly we use + as our logical or for digital logic hey.... i remember you... just can't remember why.... You're asking if Apple intentionally putting backdoors in iOS so that the Indian government can spy on US communications is *a good thing*? Sona skin looks amazing *183* *readers* I never considered skipping the Volcano C'mon now. Sure, Pippen was great, but claiming he was better than Kobe is Totalbiscuit? What are you doing dancing like that!? What happens in this scene? Oh dear lord That tickled a funny part of my brain... I got this exact same line How many "bad accidents" has your Taurus been in? That's a damn massive OHP for a 315 bench. apparently it is not what a sick game "Three citizens are arguing about limits in a case where lim x->inf f(x)=0 and lim x->inf g(x)=inf." Why are we getting downvotes > Did you look at the achievements for the DLC? You probably have three of the four. Now look at four. Can anyone watch this before me and tell me if it's sfw? Even worse, my family had that setup only it was a 3-way light switch I'm absolutely positive I saw this already a couple of weeks ago. WOW that was a NASTY sack... As a straight girl who doesn't have many girl-friends (I just moved to USA from UK), if I met a girl who wanted to hang out with me and made effort to drag me out of the house I'd just assume she's looking for friends as well, any romantic interest honestly wouldn't even cross my mind This is actually a few years old, the full set was posted on /b/ back then. Though I wonder if tinyeye can find the whole set I got goosebumps by the way they introduced them. Why are you so anrgy over his choice of keys I don't get it oh... my.... goodness.... Someone in my class asked how stretchy is a vagina..... Does this count as necrophilia? Damn, I didn't think India was that anti-nationalism 26% here. People think i am some sort of god on my stream over it, although I think missing 3/4 of my shots is terrible Uh, I don't get it. it was me last year, i got it through a two day course so i was like....shit. what if they dont laugh Screw that, I entered myself into the first link. Apparently my behavior is: "Candidate as replace for Good Guy Greg." i felt like mine needed more and made up a couple of things right before i went on and they both worked out did lola say somehting about her mum being able to give a helping hand in the new world? and well Big mom seems way too crazy for that .... That's some cockroach. Looks a helluva lot like a level from mirrors edge Really excited for that. I think it's pretty funny how so many TBM's think exes leave the church "so they can SIN". Never mind there are plenty of members in good standing who have raised depravity to an art form. The earless chap: oh wow, they're more interesting than I would imagine.. Nearest book to me was Fushigi Yuugi volume 13, so the line is 早く！ or "Hurry!" I guess that applies. holy moly i didn't expect to get so many awesome replies Why not? I'm 18 and I still feel weird when I refer to myself as a man Apparently reddit can tell alot about me from one random tidbit This... has made my new year. THE WHOLE YEAR FOR ME :0 I wish I was there. :> Where is this, actually? well i did My laptop gets a bit hot playing this game, especially in PvP. This leads to bizarre graphical bugs, the most significant being the world disappearing in PvP matches. Apparently there are 3 random dudes under the ball pedestal in the center of the map. I think you have to marry them after...according most stereotypes ( feels like it belongs in r/wtf as well. 703 damage for crossup tastu>shinku>metsu I'm there with you. I'm in school right now to be a social worker-- it's right there in the title! $4 mini bottles of vodka I don't understand this... the German Advent calendar one should be worth more than the English rare one. *Put's feet up onto chair* Wait...you mean that game was streamed? I LITERALLY did this --> the article said he ate 140000 calories a week. I at least have sex with the girl before I get friendzoned...wait that does not bode well for me That's even worse. This isn't even a novelty account that I am on. How the hell did they get in? Dude, that's freaking amazing i dream for the day that happens...I've read about these things so much, you have no idea lol...I could completely blow your mind basically Holy shit i actually shed a mantear. I guess I'm blind My English home stay family told me they literally have people with Scottish accents cold calling people because people respond to them better. Yeah, I hate when that happens.... WAIT! You had your own Barbie dolls as a boy? SK? Skeleton King? Sand King? ..and how are you not being immature right now? Alle vet jo at romvesner har plasmaskjold som atombomber ikke hjelper mot.. Where to get them? Your bf is Draco Malfoy?? But he's fuckin' July**Zerg** You are reading "Art of War" now? And that's why you buy wards ... oh wait I live in an apartment too... I have an attic though How was she bugged N'aww! I adore Siamese cats! They're just so darn adorable! And you have him well trained. All my animals flee when I do this. Or, the only one who will put up with it for a while, is so fluffy that you are constantly inhaling cat hairs. Or his 30 medal I've hugged some trees in my day... none of them were ever this bloody. I think that it's great that you're so committed to your daughter, but isn't this more of an askreddit to get advice than an AMA? What are we supposed to ask you? Sorry for your situation, but I have to ask; all your guy friends are shorter than 5'11"? I have school today. it's 7am at the moment. I was up till 3 and I get up at 5:45 fuck you I'm never sleeping ever again Spines dont work like that Years ago my Dad tried this at home to get my 2 sisters interested in science; he managed to burn a 6 inch hole in the kitchen worksurface. Is that actually what happened? During an economics exam at high school (finals of my senior year in Europe). I remember not 'getting' a particular question. So, naturally, I looked around for one of the teachers to help me out. One problem, the only 'help' around was a biology teacher. Well, I figured it couldn't hurt asking him for help. He came up, I asked him my question, and this was his response: ''But Nick, I can't help you with that, I'm just a squirrel.'' And he walked away... Not a total stranger, but still. it's been far too long since i played this. Re-downlaoded it on my xbox, totally forgot about it How does that happen? I'm more concerned by you having an 82% match with her Might want to put that in /WTF Gah! Ok thanks... Didn't Burger King change their fry-holders to fit inside cup-holders? This explains why I panic during math exams....just imagining....all those people dead....because of me. Truffle oil? Was Gordon Ramsey ordering this burger? I've never understood r/atheism's policy on downvoting. Looks like he is "in the zone". That makes me wonder what my face looks like when I play an intense match now lol i can make stuff up too It is kun-ka, not koon-ka chair chair chair.... what lie? sounds good besides the £70+ rrp and 5 or 6 year development schedule that it would take to make it Does that actually **happen** in Skyrim? I was raised Christian. In many different sects and churches. I never got the feeling that old testament is ignored. In fact that's where the ten commandments are found. When does Jesus explain which parts of the old testament still apply, and which don't? I was under the impression that his sacrifice of himself, to himself, ( Not sure if I like the eyes part. It makes them look possesed I think te first time we see that in sc2 will be in about 3 months, and it will be scary. You should always sign your name with a pen though. Pencils are untrustworthy Wait, you can make stargates from toasters Really, so it is completely acceptable to be just a few years away from 50 and still playing video games And on average someone has atleast one spider with in a 5 foot radius. My sophomore year of college I had Mono, strep, and influenza all at the same time over Christmas break. The plus to it all, though, was the fact that I was on so many drugs and antibiotics already that it managed to keep the Bacterial Meningitis I'd also contracted under control. So at least there was a silver lining... Sidenote: Are you saying that you two *just* found these things out about each other? Well there you go. She doesn't have a dog so I'll have to use her cat Yeah, my stepdad sneezed (really loudly) after i finished typing this and I nearly pissed my pants... the first Wizpig totally traumatized me D: cause i didnt know the trick of the booster arrows to give even more boost when stepping on em i bested him without that why is the ad carry top? Damnnnn, "blow my trumpet" would mean a entirely different thing if you guys were together anybody else read 'tuck her son in' as 'fuck her son in'? I've never been in a school where they did this. Does every kid in every health class get a flour baby? very odd, maybe you can create a macro for the 'k' key, where the macro is "k". I'm more curious about how you got the out of bounds countdown timer without the funky camera filter effect going... what scares me even more is that his user page doesn't exist. I'm a girl from China, and every time I go to the U.S., my welcoming meal is always a double big mac combo with large fries. this is incredibly pleasing to the eye and i don't even *like* sushi i'm asking for you to come over to my house so i can suck on those. judging from the comments half of Reddit lives down the street from this Why would someone do this? It looks like it is a joke piercing. It's illogical and seemingly dangerous. It takes one swipe in the morning to get crust off of your eyes and you're bleeding EVERYWHERE! What does this picture have to do with the title? Argument about learning from video games aside, she yelled at you for what she thought was studying? I would think it would be in everyone's best interest to negotiate a short sale before it gets to the point where I start missing payments, but maybe I'm just being naive. i think thats the perfect place to whip out his cock... wait.. they're like 10... i live life on the edge ...What's so brave about it? WTF? I don't think you can wring much more from those zealots. They're melee units killing aircraft. Your name isn't Cody is it? Whoa. but you could have had TERRORISMS in that folder!!! So, roofies & rape happen so often at this bar that management has to go around leaving notes next to unattended drinks? Wowzers! That looks amazing. I grew up mormon and have thought this way for as long as i can remember. I think it really started to sink in when i hit puberty....fap fap....fap... So I didn't realize that until someone posted this on facebook, but I work in the same shopping center this was taken in you would think I would learn not to click random links in the comments….oh god why Wait, really? how the fuck did you draw a perfect circle with a ruler Having been watching approx 10 DS9 eps a week since close to when it showed up on the instant... I am shocked that others have been able to burn through it so much faster than me too perfect While I love Nobou and I definitely loved being only 4 people away from the stage, there were some people that scared me with how much they were affected by this concert. The person next to me was crying, it was totally a religious experience for him...I was almost envious. its weird, from a redditor's point of view this is an "awwww yeah"-awesome-for-you-buddy moment. but, from the intern's point of view, how weird would it be to find out that after you left a note like this, his first impulse was : The Koreans are on us! Damn those tits. Just damn Who said I was socially conservative Great Holy The Fuck, dude! I hope you have a freezer - if we don't use meat within ~3-4 days of buying it it goes bad. Make sure if its packed larger than you'd eat in one sitting you pack it yourself into smaller portions before freezing. Learned that lesson the hard way when I froze an entire package (24) bratwurst and then we had nothing but brats for a week straight 600 calories? I would be quite worried if the practitioner was preparing with scissors haha well theres a really wierd girl in my class This is a weird demonstration of gender equality in the workspace i love both, but I don't think pizza is like sexy times in any way at all I'm just sitting here, Holy crap Why does the title of this post link to the "submit" page? gorgeous face... sad part is.. i don't even need to see you naked to get off... i think i need some therapy. That would be a huge, gamebreaking buff you're eyes are beautiful omg u didnt even consider to mention the awesome guys stephano, dimaga, and mana (and i've heard there aren't any other plays worth mentioning to be good) what did the big show say at the end My coworker received a "Happy Birthday" on his birthday! Well I can safely say I didn't see that coming. I'm a new redditor, was figuring out what the button did My personal favorites are the sorts that are lit from beneath, especially if they have steam or smoke coming up out of them as well. It's amazing how much hate DXM gets for what it does. I don't know bout you guys but it kinda seems delicious Nope, my parents are from Pakistan and we live in America. I guess I'm weird for saying it that way or something. what if the bacteria/viruses find out and start the pandemic there though? At the Drive-In? Well that puts it in perspective. Alabama's defense allowed fewer touchdowns their entire season than Clemson did during the Orange Bowl. Oh.. well then why'd you reply to me?... When the hell did he say he was against LGBT and female Americans? The dude had a gay man as head of his campaign! Your...dad? Uh. I feel like this deserves more explanation, yet I fear judgement from others if I ask him to explain i did upvote No shit! Mine was pretty awesome, to be honest. It was my and my best friend of many years sharing a blunt of some crazy dank stuff. It's really hit or miss for me here in NJ, people say they have good stuff, and it's either fairly good, or it has you completely trippin'. I feel the same at times. But this is what we got. YOur'e born, told to go to school so you can get a job so you can get green pieces of paper to buy you stuff and find a partner who was told the same, then have a kid and tell them do it all over again... for why, i wonder... The worst question in the world. Always an awkward answer followed by an awkward silence HAHA OH HELL NAW. I wouldn't wait more than 2 weeks because then i would just be waisting my time on someone who is clearly not as highly sexual as i am. I don't even really ever want to get married anyways Imagine how much planet is under your feet right _now_. Neither are dog training books.... What's Chaox's true Elo ? 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They weren't pubes, it was the hair I accidentally ripped out, which the other girl gave to the vice principle as "evidence" They broke this down when the ep aired. zombies aren't blood hounds so couldn't smell them. which is weird but. Borderlands Goty is on your whislist; you should gift it to yourself I thought this was a box of 'Gushers by the Foot' and I imagined 2 layers of fruit by the foot with filling between them. Like a string of continuous candy ravioli. I need to learn it! wait, so a man gulped down a whole apple? And the Nike jogging shorts with Uggs It IS expensive. Have you ever even brought any? Seriously? I thought you were making a John 3:16 Tebow joke. I'm so confused! congratulations you get the joke What if she has a sense of humor ? Nice drift run. =) That place always scares me when I watch your videos, with those white barriers on either side... Yep... My mom gave me a pack of these for Christmas... this changes everything. who puts bread in the fridge But why? Oh dear Lord, Libertarians. Do you *see* the rush of ignorance and vitriol in the /r/politics thread on this I tend to keep my eyes closed until I switch a ligh ton if I need a wander in the middle of the night...this post has just convinced me I'm doing right Bagged milk? I don't even think I've seen it That cleavage and sword. Think I like the sword more than the cleavage How do you fix it? I avoid O.B.s because I think they're too gross without an applicator on your stomach? How have you managed not to break it? You have 291 comment karma in 2 years ?( Ingrown hair? I have 266 with only casual knife play. \ Did I just find a fellow redditor from high school? Yeah, according to my vet it has a penile bone protruding from her vulva. It's weird looking As can I when I am there.... cuz the reason you're late for work is probably due to the fact that you're taking lovely pictures for us. and the anal pics... she look like somebody I know IRL well i hope it at least got treated properly. would hate to know some punks dryed it out in an oven and skipped curing just to make a few bucks. And well for the aroma.. it didn't need to be rubbed out noticed the day before it was stolen i could smell it from 50 feet away Fallout 3. Flying Deathclaws. I witnessed this on a friends game, and I personally had flying Yao gui. It wouldn't be so bad if the tenure wasn't 3 years. He looks like the Terminator in the series though, that's why she's like I get 30down/10up with my galaxy nexus This is...ingenious But yet multiple Japanese "new religions". Very odd. Well yeah. Now that parents given up on personal responsibility... Those rules look pretty good! Following that thread the other day, I've narrowed my list down to something that I'll enjoy painting and playing with. It's not uber competitive, but it's kinda cool and very fluffy. 3000pts - no tanks So the OP is a cat? Just like Iraq didnt buy yellow cake uranium from Niger either, but that didnt stop us going to war. 1 minute into part 2... It was on top of the plastic wrap on my deluxe edition That sounds terrible I would do horrible things for Fogo De Chao This *might* be a sign? Really? Not already? My cat once cut my moms wrist. In the cats defense tho, she was defending her kittens, but i still maintain that she was trying to kill |>X*X|> --;<| lol why do i have to move? why can't you move?? or maybe we're already in the same place... maybe we're the same person too I have no idea why you were downvoted, because what you said is true. t11 (beginning of Cata) was like stupidly hard once you got into heroics. Those heroics basically broke up my guild. When FL hit people started logging on again and we were 6/7H the day after the big nerfs. And we weren't a very good guild. No you are not overreacting at all. I would do the same. I don't understand why you are even paying her bills even if this didn't happen though He has foreskin Terran's Marines Why isn't this subreddit popular "... Or that a comedy sketch has to have an ending!" Because it's creepy, that's why. And it looks like they're floating. Would have been worse if the doll was black. Yeah the police "lost" the truck for a couple of days before it was "found". We all know that feeling, losing you car in a car park... The truck was obviously in a lockup somewhere with loads of other Wikileaks trucks... Aren't all the ponies vegetarians? Take a screenie and upload to imgur? Are you implying a "girl" online might not actually be a girl at all!?! you guys have to register for the draft?!? That's how Bruce Lee fights At first I was like if he's not ready, i sure am. It's nice to know I'm not the only one who saw that last dress and immediately thought "Oh gawd Pyramid Head. Not everyone stops having babies Why didn't this work before? actually let the black comment go until i got here and was like what the heck is he o_O ing at and loling for. then i both Shave daily Because I speak well? laura palmer Yes! What is? Can I has? reading the story, he obviously plays games, obviously. Father more, he should of researched it, "What were the first final fantasy's like For some odd reasons I don't have a star wars folder Wow, I actually do that too, and to the same extent Seriously? Not just a celebrity AMA request but requesting that they indulge you in character? .... I know you. i remember watching this show you're gonna get the sheets dirty he's gay... we don't deal with periods!... .... I once said to a blind friend (in spanish): ''I hope we could see each other more often... oh Well, that's ironic. In order for us to accept them as French they have to speak English with an English accent. The hell. I got the right number of 2nds, and then my eyes went to the wrong box when I saw NH. Same here. And I'm a fairly large man. It's THAT FUCKING ADORABRU. that's beyond disturbing Reddit is able to assume quite alot about my mother Gotta Love Eddsworld...Now, Let me hack that pic really quick for ya and...wait..he was? looking at that? ** Thats just what it wants us to think... Wisdom tooth?? that's how my bottom ones were, i got that shit pulled out right away ....I came.... "If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in 1 week?" What kind of bullshit is that? Y u imply that being in the military is a good thing? they do when people aren't watching Ooo...thanks for the heads up. I think I'll take that info out. in what way did it ruin your game? That's odd. How can they know if a person's using their legal name or not? Its... as if... walking in the arctic This tblop thing...interesting Really? I got sent a pair of lvl 11 consular bracers without mods from a friend AGES ago Cats So, what i'm getting is a bunch of people who judge the books by the cover... ah gotcha, i didn't know that was possible Wow! I have a degree and all I really want to do is work in a pharmacy. I live in England so perhaps that's different? Unless you also live here How far we've come I bet those checkered walls took forever to make What in the hell is that? Why I finally forced myself to quit. It's a painful drug Even current pro BW maps aren't as big as maps like Calm Before the Storm. this does look neat Well, 22.68 TiB has to be porn, what else can be that much. I challenge you to get 22.68 TiB of worddocuments containing (different) cooking recipes! Oh my god...... I'm never going to go to sleep now. Is your daughter kayla??? This is probably the best youtube poop ever Haha, Banjo says " God I wonder what the weed he grew would fucking be like Ok, just realized I had Robin Lopez. I have no idea why I had him, let alone starting ............ i eat the skin from my fingers Awesome work TIL that looking at possible child porn is ok, as long as you don't know they are underage. > Well, that's ironic. In order for us to accept them as French they have to speak English with an English accent. Looking forward to this, although I have no idea how well this will jive with their rapid release cycle. She's not item independent in any sense Because our servers have enough people on them to be full sometimes? Infinity? If I had one of these, I would have an insatiable urge to move trees from one side of someone's yard to the other. Then I'd setup a camera to watch their reaction when they noticed. I've seen every item used. By people who are non-trolls. Have I just libeled a lawyer online? So... clean... Playing Dead Space under that thing, I'd suspect a necromorph stood right outside all the freaking time. one of us.... one of us... Lotta stupid here It's a goddamn Transformer. Fack, the face I dislike The Deftones very much. It's not that I think there music is bad, and the singer has a great voice. It's because its so depressing. It makes me feel like they're lulling me into suicide that happened to me yesterday. we met, we made love, we had an amazing time together talking and everything... she broke my heart and when i was about to snap and murder her new guy i woke up. i had to piss so badly when i woke up, also i was really angry for a little bit after waking up. however the one that broke my heart in my dream was my new girlfriend... it felt like she actually hurt me like that for a few minutes until my brain rebooted and i knew it was all just a depressive dream trying to bring me down... or was it telling me something like that dream i had about japan shortly before the tsunami what if the wolves are the aliens? It hasn't prevented me from enjoying them, I do enjoy them; I just enjoy LoL so much more. I played SWTOR for like a week straight, and it was hella fun, but then my friends wanted to play a match of LoL and I never logged back on wait, if i dont get promoted i get my money back and you coach me without playing with me o0 ?so you just talk How exactly does one deep fry a stick of butter? I should hope not I wish I had much to say to help, but a lot of people have already said plenty! Also, I haven't been able to start HRT yet so I can't explain from my own experiences. What I do know is that i am really sensitive in that department already with some breast growth....but I haven't started taking any HRT yet, which is kind of confusing. true that. i'm retarded. i don't know why i imagined it would be literally blacking out their homepage I'll probably be on here an average of 3 hrs per day...Soooo in a month that makes about 90 hours. Really? Being 6'6" I notice it all the time. And the constant remarks are, indeed, the worst. It's like people pointing out to others that they're fat: just don't do it. Being this tall sucks, don't point it out continuously. Btw: family reunions O.M.G. I just had a similar call, mom wanted to see Jr.s scores, the site told her to updated Adobe reader, and when she did so it changed IEs home page to google instead of our schools site. Now she couldn't figure out how to get back to the schools site. Who should I look for, by the way? ####{ Apparently Nip slip has advanced my boner She can't be unseen... I want one :) ... no. 12 wtf is hitler doing there Sup damn I think I have to see it now... just to figure out what the fuck is going on 3 Months later Right because... Iran did anything to anyone? idk this just doesnt sound right haha... OMG going to the store to buy everything i need for these Me too How exactly does one "train" a tree? I can't be the first person on Reddit to admit this! Can I? I was watching Jackass 3 with 2 of my gay friends (who were boyfriends) and one of them's parents (who know their son is gay, and are perfectly okay with it). We get to one part where someone does something really stupid and his dad goes "Haha look at that bunch of faggots!" I kinda went Because that would have been fruitful /s MAID DRESS Hmm was this in the story? I first got the good ending then the 'neutral' ending. Was this in the game in any way? Det ska vara föggelhölk why is blackout day my birthday? Yesh! The entire movie was a visual feast. Let there be the TBLOP I like Second Pass #3 and #4...I can't figure out if the D should be capitalized or not, aaarrrrgh! I think the lowercase d looks better, but the capital D makes more sense.... You mean the snow we had last week? That was like 3 inches How are they offensive?? ...No screenshots? Asterix's definitely my favorite comic book of all time. Read most of the comics (french) and even have a pc game of it I won believe it or not in a Burgerking Word. Dude is packing @ 00:48 in. I was at a mall back home and was in Lily Pulitzer and I saw this new 'sorority collection' there. What do you think of it? (Also I noticed at that store that octopuses are now a common design Didn't understand he was supposed to be stoned ; He posts a picture in **foodporn**, and the mechanism holding said porn is grimy and dirty. How is that pleasing to the eye? We're working on it. How did you sort through your day without top comments? I noticed what extremists?? Could you kindly explain that? First I was like Yes I'd freaking LOVE TO Past life??? Good stuff's usually $9.50 - $11 around here Hopefully she doesnt do what your username says Ah yes, I should've specified that it wasn't modded, just painted, I've completely forgotten that those were made, surprisingly enough I don't wanna be a downer or anything, but considering both dreams ended with you never being able to see your soldier man again, maybe you should not let your husband join the airforce I know, right, these innocent guys were coerced into the army and then forced against their will to participate in a war zone and pee on all the men they'd slain. It must have been an outrageous surprise for them finding out this was all part of the job description keanu: what if we are all supposed to have an extra chromosome so we all have a great day every day Wow, I seriously don't mind at all I didn't say they should, nor did I say all atheists were in the default sub. When I was 6 I asked my mom if I could have a crush on a girl. She said no Is she...petting her hand? Wow. I'm surprised this got some uptokes joke Religion = science? Oh, god no. I live in Marietta I've had a kind of cold soup that you crack a raw egg into. And with ShabuShabu (Japanese hotpot), it's pretty standard to cook some beef then dip it in raw egg immediately before eating it. It's weird...but I've never been hurt by it. Yet Is... is that really all I have to do? I despise thin mints ( so...does she spin while she plays? Holy shit you can land on the moon now? I cant tell if he Black facial features or im just thinking he does cause I know he's actually black. Hes in survival tho Ah yes... It's a love/hate feeling, but it's even more intense for giant tubs of butter or margarine My god, you're so organized.. I throw all my extra stuff in a drawer in the bathroom, and the stuff I use every day gets crammed into a tiny bag inside my purse. I sleep exactly like that cat! 0( Depends Bookmark I just realized I'm 18 and never have owned an ipod... and this either year old does... yea! i saw that and went Literally looks like this one girl that I know... you're not isn't ashley is it why? Who wouldn't love to eat pickle slices off boobies Yeah, they definitely need to fix that. I'm okay snares working while full resolve but roots and choke? I'm an athiest... But... What's wrong with the banner? I don't understand is this really THAT big a deal? Obvious, but have you checked the chain is routed correctly between the 2 jockey wheels? There's a little tab between em. Chain needs to be on the correct side, else it just drags over the tab. I've done that once before when in a hurry Holy crap bomber is out My dad told me that while I was conceived, he and mom left cabbage on the stove and burnt it, so if I were a boy, my name would be Kale. I asked why they had sex in the middle of cooking in the first place, and he replied "Oh, we didn't think it would take that long, but then we started getting into it." MFW I realized her neck is 11 miles long Agreed. Sometimes I want to slap passangers so much. That means YOU (no not you ex_pontifex) - you know who you are who frown at the drivers, walk on the left, take up two seats whilst your elders stand, and get onto the train whilst others are still departing. Don't think we didn't notice you ( I've never had either of those happen to me. I hope this isn't some crazy premonition for an MLP and FF6 crossover Woah, dude DUDE, that's like 14-16 Skyrims In some parts of Canada So which part of the daddy long legs spider misconception is the misconception? Not my story but a Friend's. After his mother died while we were in high school, he went to live with his super tweaker dad, Gary the Meth Cook. His dad had all kinds of weirdos around but he lived with his dad's girlfriend "The Beast" and "Guy on the Couch." He was a cragly old man who slept all day on the couch. "The Beast" was constantly methed out and trying to have sex with my friend. One day, Guy on the Couch and The Beast disappear. She leaves her dog, clothes, and both are never seen again. Gary the Meth Cook gets busted, gets about 5 years and my friend moves on and out. After his dad is released, my freind asks about The Beast and Guy on the Couch. His dad basically implies that they were fucking and stealing from him and they got what they deserved................................ 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WTF is wrong with all these women telling their children these things! Being Ozoned is worse than any Friendzone Well, looks like you'll never wear that hat again. I wouldn't be able to cute! what's the fabric? wait... what? silk? Quick question, people actually win stuff? Man, just what is this stuff made off? Is your buddy my dad? "Murder Afghan Shepherds"? I take it you live there and know these people personally. You probably saw them tending to their goats when these soldiers murdered them. Please send my condolences to their families and tell them that not all US troops behave this way. When I was around 16 my mom told me that my brother wasn't circumcised. I still don't know why she told me. I wish I could help you. I'm in the same boat. the article never says it was HIS farm Jake's a she? You realize DinoRabbit was super hyped and well its tier one now... 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Professor doesn't like dishonest little girls. i'd like to say you have kids and your name is jewboobs2337 so you die every time you load up? Okay, I would *love* some kind of citation for this. It sounds way interesting, and I want to read (see?) the original source. He looks... shockingly different with slight facial hair. He is the 25%. Only four months? I saw a prolapsed vagina Nothing at first, we were all just kind of like " No Kansas/Missouri? ummmm.... TIL: A lot of redditors are one timers thank God I don't have kids.. Are you saying there is no southern part of Detroit?, what do you call the southern part on a map maybe the hard drives were in a RAID setup and you broke the array. xDDDDDDDD :O) :P ^^ ;( >: :3 >;( D: damn... where are you? i need to make a trip.... god, so sexy.. and that pic where you're bent over... yea... i'm calling it a disaster... i'd be cold for years! Wh... What? Pizza... AND cookies? In the same box? Rule #4: The entire team must be obtainable before fighting the Elite Four I always take off my shoes in my house or other people's houses...I was just brought up that way. My parents just always said it was good manners Ongame skin with an affiliate? You do realize that monitor has a 30ms response time right? No crash here actually this was 8 years ago. A LOT of graphical enhancements, jesus christ $32.50 per person Yeah, I don't know. I certainly hope not Actually, in some Chinese families in the past, it is not uncommon to say a similar expression "打死你" "beat you to death" ... except, in most cases, it is a threat + caning, and not actually killing or ... Look at the other links, her hips are different Me please :D Old player + need it I had a feeling it was you We broke the site Particularly that last chick... She only knows women who like to shop, cook, and take care of kids...? JWs don't believe Jesus died on a cross? 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A few years later I took a trip to Hawaii. When we visited the Kona Coffee tourist attraction, there was an old house. We went in, I looked out the window and saw the coffee plants. Then I turned, as soon as I saw the salt I was like Whaaat they got rid of the shapes I liked Terry so much. Especially at the end when he's saying "Hello, Terry" in a normal voice, and then it turns angry when he says "Come on, Terry". Maybe that shit had to do with you and a past life. The cross is marking where your old body was Mebbe Making it easier to give out and connect to my internet is a dickhead thing to do? I have plenty of stories to back up how much an understatement that is. yeah i was, wait if i have a removable battery how does this work? I did. Never been kissed? Yeah, it was a close call. Don't be a scurred though. Just remember. Lock the door. In previous comments I've made mention that this, and dropping my straight razor and losing inches of my manhood are my biggest fears. 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The one I linked was in EP ^ Seems like a great mouse but I'm waiting to get a good sale price. $90 is a bit much +4HD pad and shipping Sentient retaining wall The other day I was at Subway, and a lady in front of me was ordering. When they asked her for what type of bread, she said "normal bread." ** He just pulled out white bread I believe. The she was asked what type of cheese, and again, she said "normal cheese!" ** I cannot understand the logic behind those "signs".. logic sign? Why Why do they have big warning all over the fucking place about WMI being a no no or experimental? We posted the same joke at the same time Uh... Death Eater Kirby? As I was reading this, I thought you were just being clever and ripping off Donnie Darko. Then I saw the link Close to a grand for a commie optic? 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Chainmail weaving lesson? ...I don't even have that many songs in my entire iTunes library. Damn what level did you train to running dees ees my spirit animal. LOL! I haven't ever actually done that, but now that I think of it, I usually DO fix my hair naked. That is the coolest idea ever.... -looks at pic, sees username- TIL I'm not most guys I believe it was random; at first I was only waiting on standby for weekend 1 passes (went on exactly at 10, been up since 9 waiting) however when those sold out I opened up another tab in Chrome for weekend 2; about half an hour later I then opened up a standby page on Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox, within an hour the Firefox browser got in and right as I was finishing my order the Internet Explorer browser got in (I closed it seeing as I had just bought my tickets). My Google Chrome was still up when I got back to work from lunch, with the message saying that all tickets were sold out (and still on the standby page), very weird process My eyes --> If they do, I'll stay far away from them to avoid creating some awful paradox. what was your toon name Uprights are so beautiful, I don't know why more people don't paint them I posted this before scrolling down Is somebody attempting to do bunny-ears on the doctor to the far right, or am I seeing things? Oh holy crap it is! I did not even pick up on that Has anyone else realized this person is karma whoring by just posting screenshots of several different shows all over the place? How many players do you have that you can keep track of everyones guns yes... I only ever had the one cartridge. I bought it so that I could run BeOS on a spare PowerMac 7500. The SCSI drive in it was to small to install to and the SyJet was cheaper than just buying a HD at the time. I found this creepy note taped to my door last night..thoughts? Release day. After reading these statements I realize that my boss/owner of the Domino's I used to work at in High School was a fucking piece of shit. He always said not to put extra cheese on the pizza. I've done this before too. Shockingly, my boy reacts so well to it. So much hugging and kisses. In fact, it's so sweet, it makes me cry more Yeah.. I'm not a huge fan of either Epitone or Wonder Girls (or School Gyrls.. whoever they are I can't believe this has happened and the universe has not exploded from all the amazing awesomeness. The That's the This is real? oh my god this thing is so cute I start regrowth on mao jungle Why no backups? ... I better get my karma... Mr. Mod.... The whole network is pics related What year? My mother is a narcissistic and emotionally abusive person. I have not had contact with her for years now (she said I should not call her anymore "until I can think like she does" I not only clicked it...I held it down and dragged it around A lot of couples put off announcing pregnancies until the late stages, because of all the things that can go wrong in the first half of pregnancy. I don't think it's strange timing at all Whiskey is distilled beer, yes. How is this an AskReddit question I'm terribly sorry, after years on the internet I have the bad habit of expecting the worst of people sometimes I'm stuck on the fact that you say you burned your house down haha is the age gap really that bad? Woah, thats some dedication against SOPA, and it is a message they care about lol MONEY lol. what did i just read? you complaining about a custom game True, the fact that they block the IP isn't really that effective, it's just the fact that censorship actually got approved "You use so many big words that I don't know; I should read more." shrug, frolic, turns on the TV, "Oh cool, Jersey Shore marathon." Doesn't usually work like that the dog just looks at me like "What did you just try to do?" That's is pretty shallow and judgmental of you to pretend you know the whole situation through one conversation Alien Welp, I just sharted myself. Starting my day off different than expected I guess Chrome brake pads I think I just got brain cancer. Why is Gomamon jumping out of Joes pants Yes! Me too! Mine was with a straightening iron and it was only a tiny little spot. I now remember to put a shirt on BEFORE I straighten my hair First I felt sorry for his girlfriend. 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O_O wow oh wow... so very sexy... my tongue is trying to run away to be all over your body now. Looks like tin foil Bwaahhaaa I do live in IL O_O Southern, IL near the dale. The only person I've ever seen that will use a red lighter is my mom. None of my friends will touch them I used to own that. wait, that's a guy? also its huge. And.. this has NOTHING to do with being gay or a gamer Super spider. Join in to what? He's the actual guy who goes by the name "Starcraftsquad"... not that anyone knows who that is. wait..... Baby batter. That is awesome ( Excellent, a tall glass of alcohol right beside the laptop Crap... well I think I'm approaching a year. who would downvote this comment?! Same! First time seeing anything from my hometown on reddit. Well, I am done with the Internet for the night. I read it in a weird mix of 10 AND 11 Can't tell if sarcastic... I gather they've only bottled it twice. I stumbled across it during a spur of the moment stop in Mt. Pleasant on the way back to metro Detroit from a trip up to Bellaire specifically to visit their brewpub. Picked up a single precious bottle to fill out a mixer six of weird Short's offerings I'd not seen before. No beer has ever made such an impression on me. I think about it an inordinate amount. If you find a secret cache someplace...pick some up for me too. Please. You are gorgeous. But which half? First thing I did after my braces were removed was bite into an apple... Best... feeling... Ever! Shut. Up. Are you living in a tiny house? More importantly: why does he check your browser history? Absolutely wishful thinking. Parents just assume that they can drop their kids off and then be free of responsibility for an hour. But, when the kids act up and we try to discipline them by way of timeouts etc. They come out at us full force about how they are paying etc. Sorry but if little Timmy is splashing while I'm talking, or trying to hold someone's head under water.. he is definitely going to sit out. Can't tell if you're Colin Mochrie, or Marlon Wayans?! Well this answers some questions I suppose. There is so much space there this post was posted 8 years ago You bet on punts? What in the all natural fuck!? I just want to braid it. Incidentally, they are not actually whales. OR DO YOU?!?! What game has a disclaimer like that? I still shouldn't get one shot at the same level, by a move that isn't very effective i got one shot on each pokemon, by moves that aren't very effective, that just makes no sense This is CREEPY as fuck. big eyes Why? I've been there twice and it's pretty chill. Is there, uh...something I don't know? my high school would sponsor a child going to school in honduras by selling suckers during class to kids who wanted them for $1 the suckers were fucking awesome so they sold like crazy. one day in my spanish class a freshman (im a sophomore at the time) asks how this works and why he needs money for school. my teacher explains that there are no public schools there and school costs money and only goes until an equivalent of grade 6 and they go to school mainly to learn how to read write and communicate in general. so the girl asks this in a very serious tone "what do you mean learn to communicate? do they not know how to talk or something?!?" People would honestly pay 6+ ref for this thing? I thought cheese was ok because it has no carbs. It's weird because I was way ahead of everyone on each track. I don't remember how many coins I had but I always go out of my way to collect them and try to end each course with 10. I thought this time I had three stars for sure. I would have been confused if I'd only gotten two. But ONE!? This made me Was that last lamp made out of cut-outs of gorilla heads? THIS IS HOW I DIE. Why would anyone discount a bw pro's advice on the game based on analysis of games of current tip-top level players' games? He played his character well in this film. I don't really want to give away anything, but that part was just im wondering why there is braille on drive through atm's There would be no point to the internet without sight I will never look at it the same now Sweet mother of god. What, really? WTF am I watching? I JUST BOUGHT AN IPOD AT FRYS. That guitar in the bg is what's making me go Petty larceny that was on the verge of being a grand larceny charge TWGOK is an anime already, a really good one at that. There needs to be more music like this in the world Link to an unusual one? Even more surreal: My name is also Bryce, I also have Crohn's, and I had surgery (terminal ileostomy) 18 months ago. How is he 1500 ? I've watched it for 2+ years. Amazing So WW with a wits end and ionic spark could in theory hit for 3 autos - 120 wits damage, ult 160 more wits damage + 240 + the damage from duress. Dat burst And your girlfriend is okay with you posting this online? ....I swear I just checked to see and that wasn't there What is NBA baseball? Some sort of diving league? What's with the black guy reaching for his junk At first I was like -__- then i was like Anyone happen to have a 1920x1080 of this? Would make a perfect background holy shit Very nice, but the planet on the right looks like it has a transparent moon inside of it too. Has anyone else noticed that screddit.com takes you to WellPlayed.org? And today I remembered I created a jakanddaxter sub reddit. I am *so*. *Sorry*. They just came out of the woodwork! Did they actually carry a fucking picnic table all the way up there? I'm listening to the soundtrack as I read this Why would you buy someone else a car??? Oh man I'm gonna buy so many cookies this year Squicky Just described my father to a point I loved this film. I can't believe more people haven't watched it I feel guilty about my record with the bed that eats people (26 and 1 I was a girl guide for a while, and we had two radically different leaders. One was this horrible woman that we nicknamed Taz (because she reminded us of a Tasmanian devil due to her stinkyness and general unpleasantness) and she would just spout off uneducated Ultra Christian, anti-feminist, conservative, anti-LGBT rights nonsense and it was nuts. But what *was* cool is that I guess some girls went home and were like "Woo, hate ALL the gays!" and their parents were like " Scarcasm? nice graves ban His other projects are legendary as well.. Aerofurios... and then one of his projects "Nritya Shastra' is a collaboration between him, Psykovsky, Kindzadza and Cosmo. Never seen a kitten before? at first i was like -_- then i was like This game... That was beautiful OH SHIT you just made me realize, dragonhide makes you ignore 80% of all damage... multiply that by 1.25, and you just broke the game. Wait then wtf do you care about Origin anyways? Wooo give more info I love the color soo shiny Wow, it actually doesn't... huh go figure, i just assumed pony were "baby" horses since well... my little pony, and all the movies and such Tried this in the Netherlands not expecting it to work. Closest record store is in italy @ 530km for me. Germany @ 630. Dafuq... This guy is crazy I came here to say just this!! Crazy small world. So random I just got mind-fucked. Well it tends to piss everyone off in my case since I do a paleo diet and don't eat any refined foods. Everyone asks "well where can we eat then" Ha. This is actually pretty enlightening, which is something I expect from Ents but not necessarily something I expect to be a result of a post like mine My cousin personally knows the bassist of All Time Low.... she gets like free tickets and gets to hang out backstage with them and stuff I would have shit myself. How many kids do you have? hmm you werent online Bill Nye. First thing that came to mind.... test tubes. O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ Its almost like we know each other I don't like Star Wars, Star trek, Arrested Development, The Office, The Simpsons, South Park and some more. Reddit references them in all the time though The drowned God... Natalie Portmann called ugly = Just imagine the vibration Amazing pictures, Your ass is unbelievable I recall a fix to phaseshift with chronosphere a long time ago, is this the same bug or something new? 2 go down , 1 comes back .... Nah, Stumble Upon brought me there for some reason. You mean he's not real?! Before I looked at the comments I thought it was the molecule for DMT and I was like: Who is that? That's a movie? All that sugar alright.. how do i give you the $20 for the lap dance.... but best make that $200. i'm gonna be sitting here for awhile. Wait she's gay? So it turns out that making this your desktop image kinda makes colorful icons *really* hard to see. is "dubstep dork" actually a thing? A mindfuck within a mindfuck Apparently anything my cousin's friends listen to..... They did for me So I should break it off with him? I suppose that's a good idea. I have been seriously considering it. He gets on my nerves a lot Grandmother accused me of molesting my 12 year old cousin, but wouldn't come out and say it to my face - just told me what a horrible thing I'd just done. Me: OK Wait a minute.. RES says you have (138|16)... But you only have 7 points including mine... Duel of the Fates. I'm telling everyone katamari ?? I'm 14 and I got all four of them Sounds like some pre-production mix without vocals You're obviously very emotional about this topic. she is so beautiful *Gasp* u ate a sniper????:O lolXD was it good? I assume he means either "100hp" or "+1 heart" (i.e., 120hp). Otherwise... Damn. This is indeed the most epic concert entrance I have ever seen. I've been looking over the OP's responses. There are too many gaps! Or he's saving it all for some grand finale of photos and info like the bit where arnold is running around with a M2 and a foot of ammo hanging out the side shootin' stuff for about 5 minutes and the ammo belt never gets shorter. wha? i don't ge- I'm not going to repost everything I wrote on Reddit. No one should feel shame linking to a blog if they aren't blatantly trying to drive traffic to a site. Hell, it's a just an IGN blog because I'm tired of dealing with an entire blog site. I can't even see stats on it - doesn't even support analytics. If I was in it for self interest, I chose a piss poor way of doing it MaxTrollBot. WANT He looks like Jon Snow from Game of Thrones Hope its viral marketing and not aliens I've recently been finding myself compulsively lying about a few things to make my self interesting... but I'm the most honest person I know I assumed it was the same room. I attend UCI. Three hours sounds pretty fast to me Blank out the Names in that Conversation and then post the link to the Facebook Page? Wait, your penis gets harder if you try to count in binary? Yeah. Definitely that. Ultimately, you would always be second to the voices in her head. As if he would need an earring to cover his funeral expenses. my friends asked me what i was doing with my crappy laptop and they laughed at me It's actually sounding a lot better with the drop Store 44, by chance? Oh jeez this one just cuts to the fear bone. The others didn't affect me, but this one makes me want to hide under the sheets. "Illegal levels of bass" This is hilarious!!!! but that editing is pretty good Oh ... dear ... A couple of friends of mine actually tried to implement Talisman during high school as a class project. Ended up being too much work. They did get the board and combat working though It just keeps going... I found Live quite confusing Chinese y u no art for dragon talon and sona? I think you miss understood him What is it then? She wants your dovah*king* .. Not sure if sarcastic How the hell is this possible.... I forgot you could go to jail He also wouldn't kiss a woman in his movie Under The Cherry Moon because she had had a baby OMG found about $3 on the ground once. Was pretty awesome, I bought so much ramen with it! Lol. Thought that face under his crotch was his penis. Rest in peace? What in the proper fuck? Looks like Sac State... Nope. That is weird though. How are you going to travel to other planets to get side quests? Look below, they are defending it by saying they want to be "different" from the other nfl news sources. if that was me i would've hunted him down, tied him to a chair, and interrogated him until he told me the truth Agility... THAT sounds really fun. I have to make way to LAPhil soon... before the year ends! &#3232;\_&#3232; I'm more entranced by the strange, muscular, squidward guy twirling on the left side. I was always told that that was just ice....... if the deal involve sex, my hand is already extended for the shake. just dont bite too hard... well, ok. you can. but please don't chew. the sixth sense O_O... i'm gonna need more fists... a little wild has my little self alot excited. just a little? cuz to me, those lips are saying you're on fire. so many spoilers i totally just came in my pants right now. o_o I think I might be off on this so let me know if I'm wrong....but....wasn't that a giant hint to the guy to hold her hand....I mean I wouldn't know seeing as I'm a (pretty pathetic) man my self o_O...so if I'm right....does that make the girl a bitch or the guy an ass Good thing you didn't take this post to r/trees. They'd probably try to eat her. Shit bricks... I never realised you can put them next to each other ?! I missed that part in one of our university caf's they were cutting away at the countertop during rush hour lunch to expand the cup hole size/accommodate for the larger size cup. Yes, but no one hears it so it doesn't matter Reddit opening my eyes every day. I WANT TO POP THEM SO BAD Awesome cake!!! But 12 hours and only at level 14-17? Woah dude well crap, i turn 30 tomorrow!! no time to commission myself a painting, so this will ahve to suffice, Where on earth is he finding beach houses for 35k? I think in this context he's praising it..... I always did that his moaning was so scary SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! Aren't all Whovian girls by definition cute? dipped in tomato basil soup. Sweet Jesus How does your uni have Algebra I Is that a zucchini Psychotic ARE YOU SERIOUS?! She is the most gorgeous, talented, *AWESOME* human being in existence. Sooo..what? we get free scrolls? Well I have a 3.1GPA and I thought that was really bad..maybe not Too late ...Do you exist? For a sec I thought you said $3261 Well mine certainly wasn't the best, but it was a good school. I'm really grateful that my mum paid out for my high school education, even though it did get her further into debt, since I got so many more opportunities and possibilities opened to me by my education. The private school system just worked for me, and I never really had any dramas. Of course, I did have a lot of bullies and stuff in primary school, but they almost phased out entirely the second high school started. Not like some of the horror stories I see here on Reddit i know, but mines called worms ultimate golf How the hell did you type that post with both hands in the pickle jar? O_O totally gonna share on Tumblr, and be my new background IMO if a deceased or living person, has a national public holiday, the largest human statue on the national mall, & other government paychecks, then his publicly shared, for profit estate, should **be made/gifted public domain**, once such criteria has been met. This is what happens when you memorialize people so strongly, before a normal non guilt driven time, so that seed has settled. IMO **kings legacy is now essentially a corporation!** Fuck! Everyone in his family could have been handed any college entrance, first pick @ any job, in any fields they choose/love!. + free low or no interest loans 4 life! No! They are elites by blood! Fuck us king George! That is not enough! coat tails to hang on to! Shit is more pathetic than the typical nepotism inside club asshats like half of Hollywood & congress! We the people have allowed corporatization & monetizing of the national mall, & the traditional honor of non profit memorialalization of the dead(I do not know if they are the only profiteers heirs of national mall memorials). I do not blame them individually!, for the system is set to make them greedy leeches slurping off his legacy. The politicians gave the public cake to eat & thus votes bought! as usual another story of.... Long before Mr King was born...&... the end of democraCy..... welcomed in.... the democraZy... It's very probable you played against the person who I thought you might be when I saw your user name. GASP - A Michigan redditor who's Polish Ok that makes sense, but then how did you know about my sweet berry scent. number of upvotes from all your posts in this thread?! Actually what got me was how heavy-handed the nerfs were. Usually Riot says "We're going to nerf X" and then the patch notes read "-5 damage on Q, +5 CD on ult, -0.2 AD/level" and they call that a nerf. This time... Skarner mana costs 15 --> 28, ult CD 90 --> 110. Vayne got a similar treatment. Crazy. i really need to start reading things more carefully. i read: "Got me pregnant without me". i was like That initial burst Nor is it one of the best. my dad uses his keys... Uranium ore? Red doesn't trigger on spells anymore You know what, forthewolfx? I thought you were one super-hyped up guy and I didnt really see what the hype was about. But this...this made me change my mind. You are a wonderful person I misunderstood the original comment... That was the worst I have seen Rubio play this year and he still nearly walked away with a triple double This never...ever...happens to me the imagery in this one I just checked my Other messages because of this... Apparently there's some guy claiming he's my brother Actually, I've gone the other way recently and gone back to using DADGBE tuning i don't think 'not bad' is the necessary response I have a mac then it came back Looks like she has a small empty ball-sack.. Seconded, where would one get this awesome sticker ^ WOAH, went and looked up some facts on Matt and we're like soulmates. Same here bro...Went to college all year last year, but never went to classes, couldn't concentrate on the super boring classes, impossible. I passed cal and other harder classes, that's it lol. Started smoking during the summer(Smoked way before too, like @ 13:P Only started daily @ 18, i'm 19) . Worked for a year now i'm going to a private career college(Cost me my future basically...) to become an IT(Computer field support technician), takes 1 year and 2 months internship. I still smoke daily, probab;y gonna go a nice break when i start school...hopefully it works Anyone else think that the writers could be Redditors who are out there weeding through /r/HIMYM waiting for the perfect theory to make the truth? I'm going to assume you mean wipe it away with toilet paper, and not your bare hands... We read this in 10th grade German class. First German fairy tale for everyone, and by the end everyone was just like I'm throwing money at the screen but othing is happening Looks like a Medieval torture device That is so beautiful dear fuck, the best memories from that game.. and I still have it, and my old playstation I just want to be able to gift skins. My friend and I made a bit of a bet and it ends with him gifting me a Twisted Fate skin and me gifting him Mad Chemist Singed. We don't know how to get it done though Excuse me, are you a lawyer? That guy is just plain insane They said he posted on reddit beforehand. Does anyone have a link? wtf is a genuine brain bucket? The ultimate way: Replace liquid in conditioner with Icy-Hot. The water will only make it burn more. can.. can people actually jump that high? So detailed. WTF im reading I would like refresh between those w00t? Here face is more manly than mine. I am hairy 20 year old man.... Genius is a total sick nerd baller Either way, it's pretty fucking alarming. Yeah, sure. I'm sure that tons of engaged older father with children search for "young naked tween girls." That's a totally normal thing to do. the cooking pot is right by the fire directly in front of the door. I don't think so Why was this downvoted If you don't know, then why did you make that pic? wow you look super familiar Then think harder. Why... are you replying to me? Of course they're called roundabouts, I live in Australia. ... in reference to OP's "bug", I presume? No one would expect a lily pad to break a boat apart That... was not an answer to my question I don't mean to be a bit of a douche here, but she does have her own subreddit that is well populated. I mean the link to it is right there in side panel. Um what? I use them to warm up on buddy. Is it okay if I use them to warm up on? What the fucking fuck I love that you guys focus on the tangle golems when there's a foil serra angel on the board without a sleeve Ass Creed...not at all what i was expecting....not even sure what i WAS expecting from that title O_O okay... You are beef? I'll take it. ( How in the hell do you remember your username? REPLAY ACCESS?! Hahaha I'm now confused! Like sexually! My first thought was that the spraying sound was some advanced spider emergency defense technique I hadn't heard of. I don't really know how I got here I guided him to his much awaited pussy- FUCK. I hope you don't mean naked in real life or... maybe I do Cute! That wasn't me. Sorry? Why was this so intriguing that I had to watch the whole thing!? Strange - all my games are like that my mom has over 1000 Facebook friends.. I thought they were 75 Holy shit our usernames This. Pretty much this. I remember thinking I was safe from him until he busted through a goddamn wall at me... Didn't notice the bottom the the screen until now What 2 accounts...? Hmmmmmm I don't recognize either of those guys from your descriptions. How long ago do you remember them being there? There is a karaoke MC there with long hair but I've never seen him wear makeup unless I'm just not looking closely enough "You're very well read for a Mexican" You should give it to them today, make it due on Thursday. That'll teach those procrastinators! Wow, am I glad I amn't in your class... This is sexy as hell but, damn is that a power cord I MUST know how you did this. right now my pinkie pie's hair looks like fluttershy's and my fluttershy's looks like pinkie pie's How do we know this? I wanna give my mom a hug but shes working till 12am and Im usually asleep when she gets home :( oh my god this is gonna happen to me hell the fuck yes i do. I mis-read that as "my ex was 14 ft taller than I am". I solved this dilemma with introducing my wife into Skyrim. Now i am only allowed to play if she is around. She is kind of addicted now Dude, Sejuani is playing Lux? I posted this a while back and got like.. 4 upvotes.. How many different versions do you have? Jeebus, that was quick No Pen runes the last panel is brilliant. as for figuring out the plot, pretty much what thebakerman said. but still, the last panel. My favorite subtle "fuck off" is to respond "No thank you" when they ask me for shit. *Hey bro, can you give me some cha--* **No thank you**. Uh, there isn't anything in there. Happens to me and i'm right handed I was just there, I didn't see another red Gyarados. Now I kind of want to Hehe I'm from Quebec so my first thought was " Dave Chapelle thinks we shouldn't lose our virginity before the age of 24?! Just patched and now all my chests are empty ....a coffee mug? ewbuntu No idea \ I was first trying to figure out where he was going to take a shit Shit just got real Is this Porter Hospital? I have experienced everything you pointed out. I have become a cash hoarder because I have limited access to credit. I feel like at this point I should just wait it out and hope it disappears. Then that means, this has been planned since the begining. I didn't know people considered him underrated. I thought he was in the same category of 49er QB's as Montana and Young They might have to go into a library. ....... A bird in a bird..... INCEPTION Question; Why do you send some players over to the blue platform so early on? ** i hope so, cuz ill be the first one at kfc the day it comes out I think its lack of caring, not size I'm just curious how you found such a random question this long after I asked it Good Luck So doing that for hour while having like 3 bars of health, also while being screwed over by "gas", ghost people, and bear traps? Sooo I need to slap some Ho's to get some attention? Sorry for asking, but what are boop rules? I actually get asked this a lot, and I always find it surprising. yeah but i know she likes to smack him around so that makes it a little better. But I'm doing it so that I can buy a 3DS. There is a 3D button on that video How offsides was the first Espanyol goal? I looked at his favorites or views or whatever it shows on your userpage now, I'm glad some of them are just mud but I know what he's pretending it is. Woah... And it doesn't even use a palette mod. Friend of mine tries to convince me I'm one of those. I really don't understand... What's so weird about absorbing other people's emotions? "Calvin and Hobbes!?!" Isn't this most people in this town? It's the Cheshire cat from the newest Alice in Wondeand Ya know, I really didn't think my first crush of 2012 was going to happen with the thought loop of: "hmm... who knew one of the dudes that made the website I spend embarrassing amounts of time absorbing, is super cute?!? Omg... Do I have a lusty, junior-high-esque crush on this stallion of an internet wizard?!? ... I need to find my pants... I'm pretty sure I left half a bag of skittles in there... ooooooh! hilarious and adorable pictures of cats WITH mustaches?!?!? UHHH.. YES PLEASE!:click:" It sounds like it is some sort of cancerous disease... Holy shit .... those eyes How many friends do you have that you get a 62 change message yup just wait for me r/WTF material? I once got all 151, and the local pokedex in it's entirety in Sapphire, but I've never really bothered catching them all since. I can't seem to get into it. Rode the people mover at WDW and all the lights in space mountain were on... the next year we went back when my son was tall enough (3.5years old) He loved it, I'll never ride it again I played much weaker side and draw 2:2 because of my goalkeeper and he was the only one with 3.6 in the team but never seen 0.9... Should it bother me that my hand writing looks just like that note? Getting a 403 off it now... already did... nothing came up I'm 22 and I'm not tired of the bars. What the hell are you talking about? And I was at a party at the Meridian over the weekend as well. I'm 18 in a few months xD Yeah, I love her a lot. I can't imagine life without her. But I'm particularly close to her because I have rather shitty friends **MORE:** I cannot find this video off of Tumblr, so I hope it works. Just click on the link and push the big play button arrow on the video window and everything should fall into place. I watched this in the middle of the night in a pitch dark house, and swore someone was going to come up and stab me if I didn't turn around and face the door. I love Mentalist, but it does get boring plot-wise after a while. I'm not sure how they managed to do that either, they've got such a strong premise and Simon Baker is awesome and also wastecoat suits. I'm having a slow morning, I thought it was a screengrab of your facebook thingie and had the profile photo space on it... I now realise that my photo will of course cover that grey bit That NSFW sign didn't stand out enough.... Thats the first time I saw a frontpage link with only 9 comments Because all gay guys love pink. Sad to see my state's two liberal Senators are still in favor (Klobuchar/Franken). 6,000 upvotes in 17 minutes... Everything you have ever thought has already been thought before Always have to applaud a decent Behemoth. Dem Fissures Were they *both* red Honda Fit's??? Ya she was pretty hot. SOPA ≠ SO BRAVE Taste Oh, and it's a load of rubbish on the boiled noodles have more calories. Unless you have some magic calorie-laden water... I live near there I hope these people aren't breeding Wow, that's ridiculous. Thanks for the heads up, man. We usually don't let anyone in alone anyway...we know that anyone coming alone would probably know a brother and screen as best we can. I can't believe your school did that though.. Thank you. both my pussy AND dick benefit from protesting SOPA??? I guess this bill was a blessing in disguise ** Kinda fun to watch a thread degenerate from a comment about censorship........to this For real? You really want 2 dudes at the same time? Well obviously, this is the thread of that video! do ya, now? give me a hint... Little boy? What are you implying? I hope you meant for both My blindness has nothing to do with my penchant for spending all day staring into the sun. reddit is down. there would'nt be a digg Both this site and leagueofstats seem terribly outdated with no recent match info at all Wow, you guys make all my silly attempts look like nothing. SOOOO BLUUUEEEE you didn't grow up watching the Twilight Zone whenever it got syndicated? Things have gotten awfully 1984 in this country Fuck -everything- about this. Never heard of it Canada on the bottom they will still be here tomorrow Avocado salad? i'm in the same boat. i stopped finishing sets at legends I did..looks kinda like Mickey mouse right? Let my people go?? Dat Ass idk, with one continuous shot, it seems plausible. Still, absurdly difficult. The video is sped up, but if you look at the people in the background, it doesn't seem like it's reversed or any other camera magic has occurred... unless twins? Haha oh boy, do I know it. I posted a thread the other day clearly showing someone being racist and like half of the people who commented were like, "This isn't racist, and in fact, you're racist for thinking it's racist because you're the one who made the racist associations!" Erhm, do you pay for TV? .. I'm too afraid to anything naked when heat is around Holy Shit Mexico! Amazing picture but, this is no where near standard monitor dimensions. You recognise me? Why is it depressing? I kept talking to her via PM's. Recover from that? I wasn't hitting on her. Your argument seems to be missing something Is the bride male? Reminds me of the girl en-route to Mt. Moon (?) in RBY who accuses you of touching her "Having problems with that shedding pussy?". For the 200, like i said, I worded it poorly. Reading it now, i'm not even sure what I meant. Why would you expect Intel to know things about computers/networking? Um... I am sorry guys. I accidentally voted for god haha because I can't even imagine what's all over that chair...unseen by the naked eye Why are you here? Jeezus, I guess I'll be lucky if I lose 1 a week Eat some butter instead. Or drink some cream. Just not 20 ounces of it. oh my... what's your number? i want to talk dirty and hear you do that too. i could just imagine you over me like that.. as i'm sitting here with 20 other people about... i best not stand up for awhile. Clever way for a one handed gamer to get other people to find games they would be able to play and enjoy.... SO NERD! So sweet! not half as good as this. thanks. :) and if i may say so, i'd love to just grab on your ass and... ok, time for me to stop. very. sexy. love. your. tits. So did I [0] Goddamn. Drinking or driving on gravel roads? I was ringing out this lady at pier 1 and I had told her I was an architecture student, she told me "if you ever start dating a nice interior designer, you fucking marry that woman!" I was like How does a Nunu get that fed? Why does everyone call it illum? It's Ilum ffs Mine, too. It happened the other night after I had a few pieces of chicken. There was all kinds of weird noises going on down there. I just joined LOSEit a coupla weeks ago, but finally got around to reading up on some of the posts... and I'm already here in classic. I was trying to figure out how to post--I'm a reddit n00b and then I read his post and it really turned me off. Plus, it made me feel afraid to post anything. I came here so hopefully when I finally feel like I have something worthwhile to post, I won't be reluctant to because I might be in violation of one of the moderators. Maybe your mom got him pregnant and he never even told her about the kid... ... that's fuckin' brilliant Yeah remembered it a while ago. I thought it was vacant for a second My...gosh. Is this different from the FFT on PSX? I thought you named your character at the very beginning of FFT before the storyline actually started. Could very well be wrong of course.. Actually don't remember this part and I've played FFT like 5 times I work at Best Buy, standing near the door a man walks in and asks, "could you show me where your electronics department is?" Oh, Did I spy a Miraluka Sith at 1:11*? milk? These all sound like Jack Handy quotes My mind could not comprehend this piece of equipment.... I must have watched that about about 5 times and I've never made that connection I've heard that they only made 7,000 boxes of those this year, all made by a single lady I had this computer! Head trip Is it just me or does this site not like Chrome? The voting buttons are grey to me.. I don't even want to know where she store them. The worst part is to make it scar really well you have to take a toothbrush to it in the shower... that last sentence made me scratch my head for a second because I read it as shaky stage, no food or drink, etc.. small issues. were suitable conditions I never realized there were numbers I'm really confused by all the alternate timelines Are you serious?! why can't they hold a tourney when they have hacked lan? I HAVE THAT SAME ONE Oh shit! I remember her I love those So true. Found out last week that one of my customers and good friends smokes trees. This girl looks like and dresses like Audrey Hepburn and is an attorney. Never in a million years would I have guessed that this girl blows trees but when I told her I smoked a blunt to cure my birthday hangover, she freaked out and goes "OMG YOU SMOKE?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!" and I'm all " Very valid point :) I think I'd be unnerved playing a game with strippers or something like that with my mom too Wait what? The link is directly to siteuptime, there's no affiliate link medium is average size? well also aliens being in the movie just kind of blew... i mean really wtf How you do that? ** Even better than the last set. Lmao thanks on both counts. We were skirmishing and my wheels were too loose and I fell backwards and landed ass to skate. Pretty much Charlie horsed myself and couldn't move my leg for a while. Ended up crawling off the track so the girls wouldn't run me over. Good thing I was behind everyone or I probably would have hurt someone else, too You're a Wisconsiner... In this context it looks like he's been snacking. Are you single-tabling on each of 6 separate sites? Considering it's WTF, perhaps you should put less Figures... If Mertis isn't around, I guess we're out of luck. If this is an oldie then I must be ancient! When is this activity day you speak of? Wow, so many people hear voices in their heads when they read... Scary This....happens to me all the time. Oh snap, you're a redditor Technically, God is an alien... So fucking boss. I hope they don't get overhyped and then become super expensive This is terrifying ... That's a whole day bowl. Does he believe the same thing for women living with women? Mediocre? How did you get a nontradable TC? Sweet Jesus.The Weed is blue. Holy Lord! Oh my. Why are you apologizing? Wow, I think he did. Did you died? it was more like waiting another year for the gameboy to come out UPDATE? I'm so interested and curious in what's going to happen. ... subreddit? I like to think the lady reading this had this look on her face That's not a goat. That's the anti-christ. As a dude I find it crazy that shoes are actually in issue for girls Paws Jesus Christ, Internet has ruined the world and i did the needful, became a nuclear power and nuked bangalore.. You guys are weird. I skat they couldn't get Arnold Vosloo for the role Pyramid head had kids with a mannequin? Thanks for the insight...cockpuncher. The island has a laguna too I didn't know it was. You don't understand, social struggle should be convenient. You know, like fast food & stuff. If it was linked to the FAQ I wouldn't have to keep reposting it 5 to 10 times a night If the New Scientist thing is accurate then Kelvin's experiment would have been going for 125 years by now I've got a friend putting together a 2500 point Salamander list. Off the top of my head I think he is using Vulkan, a Librarian, 10 Terminators, 1 Dreadnought, 40 Tactical Marines, 2 Land Raiders (one is a dedicated transport), and 2 Vindicators. He insisted on buying a FW Dread and Shoulderpads for every model. That was an additional $200. Ok, so this has happened twice in two days. After exiting back to the tavern, the game seems to get stuck on this menu. Nothing can be selected, but chat still works The OGN debut of LoL got 1k people in the studio... That's face is so square. Australian accent and asian... the perfect combo? Don't give us such ideas or it might well happen! ** That shit that qualifies as "music"..... Holy fuck this is so good HAH! The last one at 2:40 has happened to me before... so invasive. I had to go back and read your comment. I should have fallen back to the the other tunnel (not stared down the access port). The doors gave them too much of an advantage. I had them with Proxies (except for Juggernaut Sectoid... Why did you let VanZ beat you at Apex I'm having an issue with mTurk that I have about 7 bucks in the account, but only $0.70 payable..or something like that This... I... but... Speaking of yoga blocks. I went to the local sports shop to get some and they were about $10-16 each On amazon I can get like 2 for $12.50 and besides the local shop ones said on the labe they were for women I've checked several times now, i don't get that map with that same seed. That's what they want you to think And you'd save $30 Atheism...laidback Mormons hang out here...of course. What girls have you been hanging out with? Love it. went like Where do you live that you can get a Phenom II x4 960 and a AM3+ mobo for the same price as a G620+cheap LGA1155 mobo? Hmm? I always tough that China was supposed to be out of any copyright rights, making whatever they wanted with them... 1000x1000? :/ shiat... mine's worked out to about 100 x 100... time to upgrade I guess love the album, love your body, need to spend a few hours alone with you.... The first comment. if only i was in that shower with you... who brings stuff to the movies, honestly i'd love to feel on you. ( OMG! The people upset over a subreddit daring to actually do something about transphobia is getting pretty over the top It doesn't sound like Zeds Dead.... and just because the DJ is Zeds Dead doesn't mean he would play only Zeds Dead songs.... lol have you never been to a show? He's got my vote again. In spite of a few Why didnt you just tell him that you werent done when he continued? Haha, dang you win! Of course the cat litter sounds like a capital idea. My grandmother brought one of those portable urinals with a she-pee attachment that she kept trying to get me to use. or have a huge globe suspended on ropes and have the start of a route be in the position of where Atlas would be Why yes, yes it did Well, of course they did. Galadriel herself left after the Fourth Age began. No, not unless my intention was to make someone bust up laughing, or make a Wide-eyed expression OMG, my only Guru land is an island! That... totally looks like my friend from high school... yikes You could've just posted the debunking links and not been a dick about it.... lol...when the 2nd one about where you hang your purse was popular i put up a status explaining what it meant, for all the guys on my friends list who were confused...i got a LOT of shit from females on my list saying 'omg u dont support ending cancer' 'omg u betrayed all females everywhere' and other similar shit and lost about 8 or 9 people off friends list...apparently this is serious shit How did this advice animal get in here? Egads. My name's not Ben. why are they singing in romanian?! because i hear romanian yet it's a russian website How short are these women or how badly designed are those buses? I remember seeing a very, very similar note here in Colorado, too. So then, who created god? wait if i dont write in caps will it change it for me FUCKING SHIT Whoah, Larry the cable guy is the white version of Tyler Perry... I can't find mention of it in either the appendices to LotR or in "The History of Galadriel and Celeborn" in *The Unfinished Tales*, so I recant my statement that she was the only one to have been alive before the Trees by the time she left Middle-earth. However....what makes you assume that Glorfindel was alive when the Trees still existed? Nice name Tons, and TONS of plastic surgery. Atrocious good sir! Wait, what the fuck. It's not actually mom and son is it? some seriously amazing things, i'd imagine When I met him at an exhibit I felt like hyperventilating while shaking his hand b/c all I could think about was the fact that his steady hands made everything that was in that room. could they stop talking about reworks and finally start doing them? I... missed the part where the Ancestors got looped into playing Sgrub at all. Wow - you're gorgeous!!!! I have 5 downvotes which game is it? Shhhh he might use this to his advantage and finance people he doesn't like. As a girl, it makes me cringe not because it is gross, but because... oh god, the infections When my boyfriend asks "You sad?" and I say, "yeah," and get no response Awkward..my mother cooks pizza every Friday night I have one of those for no reason at all. I didn't even get it from burger king, i think someone else gave it to me thinking it was that big a deal. so much yelling Ok so you guys just have more time on your hands than any HR person i've ever talked to When I was a little kid, I used to have to go up a really tall, creepy, poorly lit flight of stairs in order to get to my bedroom for a little sleepy. I SWEAR that when I ran up those stairs, Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter was following right behind me, stiletto in hand As a pansexual translesbian, I want to say it's also one of my favourites. And if I could suck my own dick, I just might even swallow. Upvoted! How do you cope with this every night I know Xerath is meant to root himself in place but 30 seconds is a bit long If only real life were so simple! I'm not very good at emoticons but here goes! I need pictures!!!!!! Why does the face remind me of "Where the Wild Things Are?" I have to agree! Also, that joke made me look back over every time I wore a pair of socks belonging to my friendboy. one could fall into that cleavage and never be seen again Sally came home from her job interview today. She said the interview went fine except the receptionist kept coming in and bounced on her What's she showing to that girl ...it's 7 in the morning...you said you were going to bed...can you hear me taking a shit in the next room? .jpg But why would it say "Tank Hours 75,000". Tina Fey Happens to me a lot. I can transmute 2 stacks for Inferno Rubies and nothing procs. Then, I'll randomly do one and I get 6X Pervert Saruman watches you through those palantirs on the wall I do this all the time But there was no edit. ONLY three at a time? Okay i am VERY sorry for this but the last thread i was reading i started thinking about if i can recognise anyones name. RIGHT AFTER i spotted alphawolf and i was like I build a wall with my covers so that he can't sneak up on me. His hands are so fucking hot That he is. Man... you guys are SO HELPFUL here! You know, I just tried to do this with my cat, and he attacked me vicously '_' ... JAW BONE?! yes, exactly like that sadly?! *puke* You mean to tell me he isn't going to be at the Royal Rumble, in his hometown? Certainly not ...can you tell me why do you link to MY Profile Page? I Hope this is a copy paste error Aaaaand now I'm hungry. Thanks for that Would he get loads of promo hats? That's weird, I also ended up with two copies Yeah there are ton of Bodyweight exercises you can do. Someone posted a quote from Jason Statham awhile ago in fittit and he said that all he did was bodyweight exercises. (well, that plus all the martial arts training Your an idiot Scotch Bonnets.... He doesn't travel. He lives there! He's American and I'm British, which is why it will be difficult once he starts his job full time. I get 28 days off a year, he gets zero I knew how to do the baby cradle @ 6 ... What? My last name is John... Well, problem solved! Strange how the router was set to 5ghz though It's a poem by Robert Frost. I thought that most high-school English classes studied poems by him. Interesting title It's a Tom Selleck stache. Go big or go home I say. And I don't have a number. I live on the Moon. I don't get it. They work their magic and all Dwemer disappear - except one?! At first I was like You were a minor at the time they were taken, so it's CP man. Not sure if that could backfire on you for like, creating CP? this is me, except I've had the game since it dropped. I need to go see Angi instead of walking around blazed until i forget what I was trying to do. get something accomplished. damn... 7 levels. Oh God Apparently we have such an overabundance of food, and the Tomespiraled dwarves can't keep up with the food/drink production I can does grammar What does your husband think of this? I mean, I can't help it either sometimes unless we're around friends and it'd be too much. I don't think my boyfriend would be appreciative of it.. but.. daaamn he got a fine arse well, you massively deserve it. i'll just be in awe if you ever did let me go to you. Unreasonable indeed. Did the guy die in the last panel? Uohooo!! Maybe I'm blind, but I don't actually see any crack in the disc? I don't get it Thank you, so are you... 1. This build is absolutely ridiculous. Two and a Half Men in my ass. Hmm, perhaps I have used the wrong emoticon... I don't know what you look like and figured How? Do you just teleport while changing clothes? OP, you are on my "list" now Ah for some reason I can't connect to hulkshare, but every other website works I'm a bit Not even in the slightest. how did i guess that it was going to be that I don't know what I'm seeing Listening to "Say What Again (Original Mix)." This is fucking outstanding. her... spine... haha. i opened this up to read during a load screen and was promptly ambushed by an elder dragon immediately. it's currently on pause, and i'm way to blazed to handle this Good grief, what the hell is that !?!? **(( I can't watch things like this... it makes me want to panic for some reason It's still not even showing up..... Just looked at wikipedia, I hadn't actually realise gypsy was an ethnic slur. That said, I wasn't trying to use it in a negative context... Curves to the left, then the right, just like mine. Another one of those things I thought I was the only one to notice. How precisely does one become a paganistic, naturalistic, buddhist atheist? never knew how good kiwikaki was You got heart before blink uhhhhh....what?!?! Okay sorry for the late response.. I slept for most of the day Hehehe I think I know where you took this picture. What do the runes mean on the bottom of the bug jars in Skyrim? Oh gawd I think I saw this on the TvTropes "High Octane Nightmare Fuel" page for Vocaloids. Hooollllyyyyy shit. I need to re-watch these episodes.... Poetry readings? ( Volume. It was LOUD. yeah this has happened to me more than once What?!?! This is actually possible?!?!? How............... I would have never... I don't even... Handsome :) And may I say you look like Rupert Grint. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.. the abandons ...can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not I never saw the movie either Oh gods. We need a part of nosleep just for Gman sightings. that looks like Skyrim...or Skyrim looks like that? When I was 8, my dad told me that the current Pope (John Paul) would be the last Pope, because he had no kids. I believed this until I was like 14.... He averages 7 kills? Who does he play? I do as well, though not from the Brea area...up the 15 fwy a bit towards the High Desert, weird Wow ur grandpa is a fucking bad-ass! ... Both I would just act calm, not cry, not fight, tell them that i feel as though i am here under false pretences and also get family/friends to come in and give a statement on what kind of person i am and how sane I am. Although i have self harm cuts on my arm from a while back so they probably wouldn't believe me. I super enjoy sex. My bf must be real good at it or something. Imagine falling asleep looking at that and also waking up with that thing staring in your face The funny thing is, if you then hold it up to light, so the light shines through the fabric, the wet spot appears brighter Damn nice stats man Only 10 people with Bioinformatics / Biology. Amazing body and cock Same for BSL. Although it's used more for the C-bomb. I blame the media. . . .are you the one from SL? Thanks for these. A bit off topic I know, but look at those AMX-13 tanks You of all people don't strike me as someone who'd have an issue with "bravery" The summer of 2006 was the first time I ever got the chance to roll. My boyfriend & I each bought a pill. A green playboy & a purple dolphin. We both had summer school, but decided to skip Friday's classes, do it early in the day & go to a gathering downtown that had music & booths to buy stuff in the evening. We meet up before school & decided we're each going to take half of both pills. Split it in half, swollow them down with some Gatorade & start walking to a park down the street. After awhile if hanging out at the park & playing the waiting game, we decided to walk to the 711 to get slurpees. We see some of our friends along the way & tell them what's up. So they decided to come with us on our adventure. About half way to the 711 colors start getting brighter, the sounds of the cars driving by start sounding further way, I get a floating feeling in my stomach & a light tingling in my scalp. All of a sudden (I don't know why or what started it) we're all singing Twisted Sisters' "We're Not Gonna Take It" at the top of our lungs & I am full on rolling face. I look at my boyfriend & I could tell by the look on his face that he was on the same level. His face looked like a combination of But it was in the hall. Right? This is exactly what I was hoping for while playing the first one Reddit? You asked me a question, so I answered. The rest of Reddit has nothing to do with this. I feel like I'm in some bizarre Dr. Seuss-esque world. lol I wish i was tyler landman Turned the bloodzeed stream now. God damn, the quality I have not heard of this Red Jesus character... lol. It's the round face, I know. It especially doesn't make sense with me being 6'3 and only 165. What happens when you add the second word to that shout? I always thought it was spicket Do you happen to do anything else than gaming? What is this? What am I reading? Yeah! Doesn't mean it wasn't 60 years ago Shit....I fell for it Fright Night in my ass. Does it grow back I need that cardigan Holy crap what a pick. Anal to mouth? Sounds like a recipe for an infection if you ask me... That's worse than some UK soaps we have. Full directions for this masterpiece please! Point's valid, but PC speakers? I have never heard of circumcised guys needing lube for either sex or masturbation..perhaps you need to cite some sources This must be the volcano cave Captain Nemo used in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea [](/rdwut "Man-spike scared me Wait a second... the Patriots don't want to play the rest of the half? I can read in my dreams... ...? whaaat?! Wow! Thanks for the *very* helpful comment! I now have a new and terrifying goal [](/flutterfear "I mean it was so...random in the episode. I know it made sense in context, but that just creeped me out That can't be true! If that was true, why does no one ever *admit* to-wait.... How this got to the front page is still a mystery to me, what a dumb question i must have the save file Just so you know- this isnt all of her shoes- she actually has around 400 pairs- she has just got rid of about 60 pairs because the heels were worn out. This is just how many she could fit in her "shoe room" and has more in the attic, including more Jimmy Choos (the white boxes on the top shelf) D&G, Louboutins, Monolo Blanhniks. Her most expensive pair cost £1000 ($1554) and has a pair encrusted in swarovski crystals what banner Please... my kinsmen... many of them are just doing what they're told, surely you could use one of many beasts or monsters that roam skyrim to make your macabre signs?! Discharge for loving one... had to read that twice Same - left early out of pure awkwardness. Everyone's grinding and I'm just drinking in the corner like Outside is scary HOL-LEE SHIT... Lets see them put that thing back together now **tazed in the butthole** Indeed I looked it up and saw the pics thinking "wow i'm so glad I don't live in a place that has these." Then I see the photo credit "San Jose, California"..... I have a foreskin, and am also now curious what the difference would be wtf was back in 2006 Oh God, that site! My EYES! There used to be the same thing with Digimon. There was a website where all of these people thought there were chosen days of the year when people were chosen to be digidestined and could go into the digital world by holding a cell phone up to the sky or their computers. ..... Dear god, /r/atheism, we have released the beast of medieval history. Getting educational up in this bitch. I too would like to buy one of these This happened to me one time. I was in English and my friend was like "What the hell happened to your arm?!" and I looked down and there was a huge ass cut across my wrist. ...why are you in this subreddit then... He keeps gasoline under his desk? Nailed it. Yup, those look like the douchebags that would vote Miller-lite a champion tasting beer.... Love how the Giant o-linemen decide to act like matadors every 3rd down. What did you use to do this I was once in the midst of stealing the daedra heart downstairs, when I overheard her... yaayyyy! our country is just as mired in old guard ridiculously conservative crap as America!! I love the world we live in.. Yeh I found it really strange that with battlelog it launches the client and loads without issue. Then while alt tabbing during map changes there are no problems I hate to see level 2 I still can't even figure out what the fucking purpose of /SRS is Lots of non-conversions on 3rd down For this first time... last night... ? i so so so need you right in front of me right now... this is the first time i got to see your eyes and most of your face... damn you're one beautiful woman. Mixed up this title with the post immediately above it and read it as "Can anyone explain the strangely high amount of blood…" It became more awesome? 24,000 views. a bit more power? how about almost double? That's a lot of work. cuz we spent all our money on the highest quality organically grown kush My god. I didn't even make that connection. i'm wearing the exact same hoodie as i type this I found a keys to this old truck This isn't really dubstep Yeah, I get a lot of "How do you have time for that!" comments, but mostly following or followed by "I wish I could do that!" or OHMIGOSH, DO MAH NAILS. That sounds dreadful, I'm sorry you have mean people in your life. Zelda nails do sound nice, and at least you can water marble. My attempts at it have only ended in smashed bowls. So the nicotine sickness is why sometimes i wake up the next day feeling i just licked an ashtray? i think i wanna fuck you so hard... TIL GaijinPot has a personals section. For Tidevandets Fyldte Yt? ... What the hell? The real mindfuck is that the odds of seeing these two license plates next to each other is the exact same as seeing *any* license plate next to another. You must be new to the internet. My SO is currently looking for a cat, and 'Karen' could be the answer. Plus it would save me having to drive her out to Mildura or similar simply to look at another cat. Fucking freaking awesome!! It does? Well...then I guess we'll never know. 30-80k instant munchies Wow. Christians really love Jesus. Mother of Vman7 Why is he not getting the hell out of there? 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If you've seen any furry animal throughout your life, you should be able to notice Stay classy fahim64 ...Am I the only person who never did this? If he left his clothes i wonder where he stashed hi keys, phone, and wallet. This guys is fuckin' bananas. The one hating babies visually looks like a dude, which is why I said dude. Only 354 mbs wooooow 1Y: Guys seriously do that? If I call you a princess it's a term of calling you self-centered. Not a term of endearment from me Why is the chimp wearing shorts? oh.. dont dare me... i'm crazy enough to actually do something. Nay, there's potatoes and coleslaw in there. Ron Swanson wants meat, and only meat. How is it a .jpg? yes... yes. Let's agree that your theory is *clearly* the correct one. The cool part is when you defeat a zerg (or any other race) and they get mad. Saying things like you suck, are terrible, a joke even though you just beat them I second this motion Im straight but... dem abs. Holy balls... I really thought that was a mouth it used for chanting and whatnot I always equate that to gagging on other people's farts, but your own are bearable. I was chosen by my Uncle to be the nanny to his two baby girls on a trip to Spain. Children were 1.5 and below. I was like "YAAAAAAY free trip to Spain!" I have Vietnam-like flashbacks to this day. So. much. poop. Some random sentence with numbers and @ signs and .. takes apparently "About 128 trigintillion years" to crack Caffeine half life? What? Coffee is radioactive? was better looking before... shaved chests are so gross Who packs weed like that So you serious with a gaming house in korea? Yep, it's been featured in a couple of major TV shows. I've never been in it, but a girl I dated a while back went during an open house they had. It was years ago, but she said the house had shag carpet everywhere, even up the walls. ( that looks like miranda from lizzie mcguire I pay 305 a month at University Terrace Ha ha I think he was having a bit of fun. If he was being serious I certainly didn't take it to heart. But we have to be nice to him right? B/c he's contracted Reddit cancer. Good point man. Good point Excuse me Sir are you aware you've already used up all your sick days this year by calling in sick since Jan 1st I don't know about meth. That shit sounds scary Omg, thats like so funny...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. whoa Me too. When he said it, and how he said it, was a Where the hell are all the supposed fat coming from in this recipe? I'd say don't use the thick DL bar for one. Tokyo Gore Police is rather Why is this only coming out of my right speaker? X-Wing fucking splinters My family is not really religous but I was raised in a catholic country (98% Your username about Marx is what implies why you no longer associate with Vineyard or Calv Chapel? Faparinoo! You'll totally pull through. I'd bet money on it! It's interesting you mentioned those freezing shivvers. I used to get that all the time! Damn...i'm in Tallahassee. Hope you're not someone I know....hahah Since living_dead pretty much personally showed me how he draws on his live stream before the first time I ever drew a pony, I've actually used colored line art since my very first picture That Messi is uncanny. >Your username about Marx is what implies why you no longer associate with Vineyard or Calv Chapel? So, no stories of you alone in the lighthouse slowly going insane by the howling winds and the stairs that creak eerily by some unseen weight. Could it be the soul of the previous caretaker who mysteriously disappeared during that ill-fated storm? Could it be that person you accidentally hit with your car that one Summer and left without seeing if they were OK? OH GOD. Amy? is that you? all i see is what looks to be a wig of money... like he's marylin monroe flipping his hair back or something and creepy too, why would a guy wanna put up a girls picture to watch other dudes jack off? I had the dream when I was 12 or 13, so I was giggling, too. After I did this, of course: There has never been a port in Madagascar. Don't think bad of me guys, but sometimes I like to have sex in th missionary position with my girlfriend WOWZERS! W...T...F?!?!? you get to cardboard boxes and door while high at work? If you have to lived in that level of fear...then why bother living? Holy crap. *DMT?* Seriously? The scene on top of the bridge... Your hubby's a dick Don't spoil anything Every time this free week post is made, everyone just complains about people that are gonna use these champions and suck. woooaaahh i dont even know right now Did you really somehow translate that or just make it up? 'Cause I've always wanted to learn Hylian but didn't know how. But you may be the key I make (am making) fantastic pancakes. You should bring that over. reddit, first faggots, and now you are posting pictures of niggers?? The datacenter I worked on at my last job was very noisy so they bought everyone a pair of Bose Noise Canceling headphones, well, I left mine in my old desk drawer thinking they would find them. Unfortunately, we have some dishonest people and they came up missing, they called me wanting to know where their $300 headphones are. Some folks retain water...give it some time, you'll be in for a huge loss. Carbohydrate restriction is the mechanism for weightloss so not sure why it wouldn't work what class? and how late do your semesters go? OMG DON'T CLICK THAT THING TOO MUCH! ** Even though I'm American i agree. The Netherlands just seem to deserve it. I'm still suspicious that the refs handed Spain that game on orders from FIFA. I am overwhelmed also, fuck you! Jesus Christ that Brown's player is ridiculously strong. Is he Superman? How is it legal to play him? He just touched that guy and he went FLYING backwards. eleven months... Ohh, sorry for the late reply but I moved to windia. Seriously! ... how do people strengthen it again?! Slept about mid mountain on Haleakala in February. Thankfully I brought my 20ºF sleeping bag! It was a nice 35ºF... The bag did not help in the 80+ degree weather on the rest of the trip though Aliens. ... That used to count as cheating? OoH... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh delayed response, and I'm a bit worried about this concept, but feel free to message me if you do I heard that Geddy and Alex get along, and that Neil just hates everything. It's probably the horn. A lot of people find horns on humanisations to be really creepy. Personally I agree with them, but Goddamn this is just so well drawn. Who's Hayate and Baki? Did I miss out something? Gay-Straight Straight Alliance? I've heard of people having reactions from kissing someone who ate a peanut butter sandwich. I love tagging people things like "squeaky toy compressed fart" and being like isn't that like... GIGS of recorded video??? I am so confused. I do adore Batman, and own all the movies and many comics...but I don't understand How about creating a highlight or giving us the timeline exactly what you want us to watch instead of just giving some random vid and saying "watch the middle"? does anyone else realize that this election is rigged? thus is why these idiots are debating with crap like this? or is it just me Wait, when did that happen? I've never heard anything about that Wow, that's a lot to take in at once! funny, my first tattoo was a little triforce. but, mine's not so sexy but but... I have been called a commie on my bike... haha woow NICE i was waiting to see the other picture but with the high heels but some how these one its kinda HOTTer Russian is worse Ya know I actually have to give you props. I've never had a reasonable reply to a post like this before This is bullshit. This is not at all a move to gain support from right wings extremists, it is aimed to left wing people I sure hope she asked them in advance Same... Like original post, I was a teenager and got my first boyfriend. In those years, everyone was on this community where you'd write stuff on your profile etc, and after getting together with me he kept his original profile text but added "i hate thin girls". Plus my friends boyfriend and his gang used to yell "toad" after me in town Mythbusters sucks now I don't know why, but when it happened i did infact go God of War FOUR?! PENDANT What kind of sorcery is this .. ? Seven figures? Are you buying or selling the game? That's a fantastic idea. I did add pumpkin with 5 minutes left in the boil. I added a puree (organic perservative free etc...) 2 and a half cans. It was a total of 40oz. I put it in the oven for like 5-7 minutes before that. I mixed it in really well until it seemed disolved. In primary and secondary i noticed a second layer of turb, under the yeast cake was a pumpkin pure cake, it was almost an entire gallon of turb Happened while me and a friend were playing some games last night, enemy EZ (who was fed as hell actually) started just sliding around. It eventually stopped for me and he walked normally but it didn't for my friend. Ended up lasting the whole game for him You're definitively not the only one. I always make sure to replace all periods and slightly widen the margins before turning in any paper. Never fails. EVER that looks horrific She apparently has 'tumblr presence' When I studied abroad, i was offered fried covered in mayo. how does anyone think that's yummy? Not really wtf, she.......ginger Oh my god. Thanks for pointing this out I have more wins than dendi That's very strange. I put in R.R. Martin, Douglas Adams, and Philip K Dick and it gave me Atlas Shrugged. I just started reading it yesterday Never seen weed like that You're very pretty, but is it just me or is some of your hair grey? what's that weird blue thing next to Bluetooth? Same, I read it twice before going "oh! I get it! ..Oh.. Just did a Google Image search for a photo of someone wearing the Computrekker plus...didn't realize it was that big. The fucked up thing about RGP is the fact its so well written, I never knew that about War-Chief title The elephant cages at the zoo. I dont remember it quiet like this. 5 bikes a year from BIRTH In due time they'll understand that they are supposed to think and act for themselves instead always being told what to do and when. I've always pictured that Holy Crap.....this is fucking awesome. Why have I not listened to Liquid Stranger before? really? Wow. From what I was told and read I'd be blind in that eye if I hadn't reacted quickly and gotten it rinsed out. Either you got really lucky, or it wasn't straight bleach, or... something. The rest of the world doesn't eat Pumpkin Pie!? I saw a relatively recent video of him working in the studio. He was wearing Audio Technica M50s You like to think about little girls whilst chopping wood? Even so, they need to be 13 to sign up. One of my friends put her son on Facebook before he was even born Their evolving It's hard to be mad at him though I scrolled down looking for exactly this. Thank you O_O....O_o...o_O...o_o... .... "Well duh, there's no way we could swallow that many sp--" [*gag reflex*] Why would you hate him? 'fast asleep' hidden in the top right. Are you a bot? He3? He3 is a rare isotope of helium, not often found on Earth. Good question....also worries me greatly abvout what magic playing couples might be doing. Would watch more teases But NZT kills you in the end... It is. I heard about on Joe Rogan last podcast, they were saying that somebody have killed himself jumping from the top of that roof. Make the best of a bad situation. Really? ME GUSTA wheres2and1wheredidthiscomefromwhatthehellisgoingoniamsoconfusedandexcitedwhattheboobs Good lord. I don't really know if you have to DRAW the plot .. It's just kinda what the legs end up making I love doing the entire queen catalogue, then I muttered crazy bastard when getting off the bus to make the people downstairs think it was someone else. That all changed when they installed public cameras for everyone to see, before I realised this I heard a lone voice singing with me. It was a creepy old man who gave me a sinister smile when walking by. Holy crap-i think i know where that is I never told you that story, because it is a completely new story to me. How many times did Phreak blink in the closing of the preview Small world eh? I can probably see your house from mine What the hell happened to her midsection? Yeeeesh I have never... had a problem pulling the bottom camp... wut Last time I was the "pug" with the premade 4 and I carried them really hard. Sometimes it works the other way "CHICKEN FIGHT!" first association: bird stuck in nether regions. ( Really? I didn't think he made it out to MLG Quiet you fool! You're revealing too much! Wow. Well thank you! And oh no... Hipsters, hipsters everywhere! kinda funny when I read "Why don't I have flair yet?" just to rise my eyes up a lil'bit and be like Holy shiz, is your name Laurel? Uh... corporations *do* drown out the average person, as legalized bribery has outstripped voting as the method of choice for electing officials. I don't have $80,000 minimum to convince my senator to 'consider' what my (nonexistent) lobbyists want in a bill. I can send him a letter and get a stock response at best, and I can vote for him or against him if I so wish. I really don't see how these are loaded questions unless maybe you're looking at this from the perspective of some kind of hyper-objectivist sycophant who wants to lick the boots of 'captains of industry' or something LOL real bug im sorry Especially the fact that I try to see myself in 10 years, what I'm doing, if I'm happy, etc. and I just can't see it. you "interpenetrated" it? Oh. Wow. You weren't kidding. That is a place that even the God himself has forsaken. My very masculine ex-boyfriend went to go see Twilight in theaters...alone...on purpose. Because he actually read the books and liked them. I imagine most of the carrier is automated and hollow, but it could have shuttles or something docked to it, so there's room for plenty of Protoss. Only a few would be essential crew, though— wait, where does it say Phoenixes have multiple protoss inside? That's important for me to know, I was going to draw it as a one-man fighter. For a minute I thought you meant 0.75%. TIL: These mouse track posts are actually somewhat interesting with the UI shown under them Yep. Clockwork Orange'll do that. Some day I will have to introduce it to the wife. That is 9855 days without sex, that is a long time whoa me too I have never seen or heard of fuvk being used bwahaha, love the DPH anecdote. That shit is certainly pretty retarded. Yeah I took in the 600-700mg range once and it was pretty much what you said. And then I passed out for 32 hours afterwards and was wondering what the fuck happened to a full day. That's some weird shit. Go to sleep at 4AM, wake up at Noon... okay cool... but also a whole fucking day had passed Upvote for the cool image. Downvote for the " Really? Yahoo's still around ...that's actually really fucking cool She's lovely. . . and from the looks of things, very fortunate. Does that "small island" happen to be PEI? If so, holy shit. We may know each other. I started using Steam in 2006, never had any issues with it McDonald's was recently busted for where they got their eggs from. The chickens were held in small, dirty cages and many dead chickens just left around. whoa what the fuck ...that's easy. The same amount of atoms that are present in your physical form. ...that's actually really fucking cool This got that big? It's even worse when you realize it might be a sign that your loved one actually died, and you felt it somehow. I remember seeing that blue post that said they were expecting a quarter 1 release. With how much the game seems to be changing I think it's still going to be awhile. Maybe the mayans were predicting the release date after all In my town we have an antique shop. It's one of many in town, actually. But this one is different because it's been in business for *decades*, yet it's only open on the weekends...and in all the years I've lived here (my whole life), I've never seen people going in...or out. they are so cute! ( I had to stop and click back, I couldn't remember reading about any Maester with glasses Unless those idiots are tools My cousin's name is Chris King Russians I'm playing SimTower RIGHT now. Your hand fits down the Pringles can? Wow. You must have really small hands What is that little thing following you around? Or maybe they exist because they are a part of the ancient gate of time forming somewhere? That's my birthday 'tis quite alright. Unlike many internet users I'm not easily offended by personal attacks. In fact, I'm more offended by people attacking other people for ridiculous reasons than myself. It is safe to smoke.... But u think that sparkle you're talking about is a seed That was my first time experience pretty much exactly I am originally, but live in SC now. When I saw (pantagraph.com) I was like, 38 years He was an engineer, why didn't he just pull out his RPG and wreck them? When you say "break yourself our of a stun, 2.5k heal" do you mean the Payback skill in the Rage tree that heals you 10%? How do you have 25k hp You're not in Arizona are you Same Jesus, just came here to post that Was googling round for a Notts Barcraft only yesterday er, what? I was thinking more along the lines of a roosevelt or a kennedy Holy shit. I thought she was fucking insane! Now i know we arent alone There are divine quests?! Happy Foot Bailey or Happy Killer Bailey YOU COUNTED THE COMMAS Omg OMG!!! Cleaning the house Potato Is that... vanessa vancleef? 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Looks like a prank that somebody didn't realize was a joke No, that's his exact stance and it has been for a while Do dead bodies count? Oh I would too!! I'm getting working mom I just Googled it and it says you still get your period on it As far as some of these documentaries show, it's real. There's one guy who does nothing but have sex with cars. Sugar Land here, it was gusting upwards of 60 MPH. Knocked the power out twice wet blood. It's funny that you mentioned this one because she's there now SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONIES! Isn't hydrogen peroxide poisonous/dangerous? Can I just pick it up anywhere really? And even if your woman doesn't have a period, she apparently can still get pregnant. I'm evidence of that. 9 weeks pregnant with Jesus I suppose. My boyfriend and I have our own way of drinking water. We make it into a contest and see who can down their daily amount of water the fastest (about 64-100 onces give or take). I just don't pay taxes. It alleviates some of my bitterness. Also, when they come for me, I'm ready... so many wrong ideas... must.. resist.. urge.. to.. elaborate ( I'm from basil... The way you describe it, makes it sound extremely wicked. Now I want to see this in action. I imaging some high tech cleaning truck and employees sucking and shooting balls with extreme accuracy and wtf am I typing I was at the post office, with a bunch of older men behind me in line. A lady comes running out, carrying heavy boxes and looking kind of flustered. So I smiled and said "don't worry about it, I can wait, you just take your time" and she smiled and said "oh, thank you! my back is just killing me! I just got my period today and my whole body is just omg, haha, you know?" Everyone in line just froze and went remember when Grant was president? Whaat? Sprint has to be THE nicest company ever. I had some issues with bills the past week so I couldnt pay off Sprint. So I called and told them "I'm not gonna have enough $$ to pay you off for another two weeks or so" and the lady responded with "Stuff happens when you least expect it sir. Pay what you can now, and I'll set up a bill extension for 2weeks for you so your phone doesn't get shut off or you get charged any late fees". At first I though the dragons head was a tunnel.. then I actually saw the dragon I really, really don't get it. well if we're using that analogy, then I think your wife is cheating on you with a bajillion other people multiple... multiple fails multiple... multiple fails Which UT? took me a few hours to get past him. was a real bitch. then decided to not ring the bell because that tower knight scared the fuck out of me so i went to the catacombs. and then the tomb of the giants. dat orange wall... God invented remotes? Trust me that's what I've started doing, usually get a 2 liter bottle of cola to keep me awake, hell I'll take cocaine if it wasn't so hard to access He's not dead, he's undead. I just assumed everyone knew that licking your goggles would keep them from fogging. Are you saying that's a bad thing? You'd just buy one item and have infinite health and AP. Efficiency depends on the location. For example, at a gay club I used to go to in college, the bathrooms were men's/women's but it was never enforced (and no one really cared where you went). You'd be surprised how much easier it was to get in/out of the women's restroom than the men's. It was like the dimensions twisted It is the beast what employs when all hope is lost and your soul has been drained of its integrity. It is the Dark Lord to which we must make sacrifices in blood to keep our quiet community relatively insulated from the horrors from without. The Dark Lord cares for us. 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Wait what? just had to say i have the same monitor! less dusty however will they be okay with us hanging out, then? Was standing outside a club, getting air and chatting with some random people about non-Reddit stuff when one of the girls asked if I'm a redditor Pants? Nah, we don't no pants for this picture!..... So I hear you like front pages, YUNODOHOMEWORK? Well, that's frightening It was when I was living in the dorms freshman year. I'd gotten out of the shower and gotten back to my room just as my roommate was leaving and she hadn't closed the door all the way and a friend of ours who lived on the same floor walked right in just as I'd dropped my towel. He did one of these 0_0 and I did one of these Ugh usually it's me getting drunk and telling people inappropriate personal things. Whoops! fake boobs are natural but HRT is not? But, I...I'm not married...am I? Cute. . .but that little stuffed animal thing is freaking me the fuck out. Look at those dark, dead eyes. Okay maybe it's just me, but when I sit down, I can't get all of it out. I have to go into a pump action movement to push the rest out. oh my dear sweet jeebus! Dude, I've been using Kim since the first Gears 15 denies Ryan Merriman? Just googled him. Wow. Cute hotness. So i'm not the only one noticing this? i thought i was going crazy. i've seen about 10 Tennessee license plates in the last month. a majority if not all of them were from Blount county. how does encrypting your phone stop USB access? WTF did the people at The Redditor really think would happen starting a contest like that? Heres a fun daily cat fact!! Don't post your number on facebook ... The lack of responses are only solidifying my thoughts that no one has ever been to this hospital and lived to talk about it At my friends house and it's the last day before we all head out to our freshman year of college. My Friends dad wishes me good luck in college and i replied with "Yeah you too" which was followed with a Forge fast expand is supposed to be safe and even then zerg has an easy time destroying an UNPREPARED Protoss. That obilisk is glaring at me something fierce Marriages and in-laws perhaps? Adoptions? Aw yay! You got a very good profile view! Unfortunately mine would not stop moving around to get a good baby looking picture. The dr was just able to print out a penis shot Not breaking any rules bro.....just ackin' all shady. The gaurds in Hyrule are...doing their jobs??? I am moving to LA in March What the... I don't even... I wonder who they're voting for I like it. I like it sooo much. sorry for confuse, Reddit took that thumbnail from website I was told this too in Catholic school. Animals have no souls, and they can't love you. Basically they're robots. My God. ONE GUY! But isn't Giovanni the 8th gym leader? What pokemon eats rocks? That's kinda really weird, cause my friend knows alot about cats and my name is Robert I am as well. Ex had a shit-ton of swords and knives. Was always very tempting... I'm imagining some guy with a miniature lampshade clip on his penis with little itty bitty weights on it. Holy crap...that is dark. I have 2 original gameboys and I don't remember this. She could wear a dress of pure dog shit and still be sexy. Then... why are you in this subreddit? I'm a kid named after an ex bf... *THC*! lol i live in about the same area as you....i call that tall building to the right the batman building ......it actually looks like it at night. I hope things like that would happen. if the RNG picks 42 then there might be something to it. Yeah, there have been anti-pitchfork brigades patrolling [/r/starcraft](/r/starcraft) or something. Its been a while since an OPISMASTERSFYI or milkis situation has come up. They even tried to target Artosis, of all people I'd carry a weapon and keep an eye on you just incase you decide to kill me in my sleep. For some reason I read that as 'free baby rib' [O_O] O -> O [ Theres a /beer command? It's a reptile, IT'S A FUCKING REPTILE! Well at least we aren't neighbors or something, that would be super weird Are you saying Sweden signed this? Yellow on an original Gameboy? ( Chuck norris location...go ahead...try ;) The face of a goat smiling while singing amazing grace... It'sssssssss soooooooooooooo colorfulllllll. Sweet, a Printer Controller chip! Suddenly... it seems as though there are no women gaijin in Japan only 5 left I WAS that orange tent. ** ** why the heck do you want this? Even as a kid who only used the internet for habbo, 4chan even haunted me in the past before I even knew it existed. You must have a sweet telescope! It's a smilie face! You've never seen it? el de Macri un gobierno serio? ZOMG! Terrorists have stolen a garbage truck for nefarious purposes! As a European I heard a lot of jokes about a lot of people in the US not believing in Evolution but I never would have imagined they would make teaching creationism in public schools a requirement. This is nuts This really doesn't even look like the same person Balls. yes, and how someone could not understand this is beyond me thats some gta shit HOLY CRAP, what are the odds of this?! One minute you're on a sub-reddit discussing Magin Buu porking Anne Frank, and the next, here we are talking keto. Yes it is... it works Yeah same here. I pretty much have 1-2 shows a week until Excision. I don't see how that makes people afraid to ask questions...I'd still ask them. How am I supposed to know EXACTLY what questions would be stupid to them? People have different levels of knowledge and intellect...something that is stupid for one person, may seem genius to another. So, I'd still end up asking questions that they may think are stupid. OMG... Why is your laptop keyboard bigger than the screen? Never, but I plan to ride for the first time(in 7 days! :D) or die trying...oh sh*t damn, i live in chinatown too. Ugh I was forced to eat too many as a kid. Me and gouda do not get along holy good god that Mutemath performance was amazing. I'll start checking the shit out of those things now i have the weirdest lady boner right now What if SOPA/PIPA was a diversion and this is exactly what they wanted to happen. Is the sound ahead, or is the video late? Squishy lump?! Did he come out of a test tube?! Reading this is oddly weird for me, as I work on the 86th floor of the Sears Tower in Chicago. Why my brain does it for me OMG....what is that pink thing next to the tree? why are you always top post? M...mom?? ** God, that place can't seem to keep dancers around. I went there once with some friends and had a dancer trying to convince me to apply for a position - full on sales pitch. To give you an idea of how desperate they must be I was 5'8 and 175lbs at the time... quite a pudgy girl. Where......to..........get............them!? Try it with FCOM. He's not everyone's favourite, that picture looks pretty creepy, and how many of us think "duckload" instead of white-ra? You look like cs188 Yeah it's pretty big. That's the main reason why it's not an universal App. It would be 1,5 GB! wow 3k? I wasn't aware of the existence of this beautiful game. Can't wait now. Why do you want him to lose everything if you're a fan i'm not sure if you're talking about the councilman, or the thug here... Same! I can usually talk my one guy friend into taking a walk with me but he's not always free! xD oh wow! There's a bit of a difference in Londons there! ______ Punish the majority for the actions of a minority Actual time is average time? You make a super valid point Not sure I understand what you're saying. Is it that Catholics are not charitable? Did he realize he did it? Does e remember any of it? Holy shit. Your death would simply be an emergence into another dimension. I really need to ask, how is it [watching a brother and sister fuck each other with your parents in the room?](/spoiler) No ram I thought it was physically impossible I'm absolutely serious I used to do his initially..that was my fun. The first time I would say like 45 min. The hardest part is hiding that damned scruff after he shaves > I understand the WOW. Violated discord GAH! *WATCHES THREAD* Yeah...yeah it does.. I have HoverZoom and it's working just fine for me. So does the link, for that matter. Are you just making shit up? I certainly found Shiner Bock and Shiner Blonde to be so absolutely bland I found myself rather drinking a coors or miller or bud Wtf. My husband has made a huge wax ball out of all the babybel waxes I've used. He always adds to it. I... I don't even. how nasty were your fingers? (>\^.\^\(> im in awe *You*, socially awkward? I know it's you! What do you mean by am I bad? I thought [/r/ainbow](/r/ainbow) was the subreddit that the LGB folk made because they were sick of hearing about trans issues? Or was I misinformed I know what I'm making this weekend im really high and i just slapped my screen Me>"Don't look? Hmm... I wonder what's in he" you crazy bastard What is C.Difficile? Is the programming really so fucked that they couldn't change this for one without changing the other? Looks like a Fallout Raider ! WHAT! how did you know I can actually see how red your eyes are but doesn't that mean I'm going to agree with them since i clicked the title because it agreed with the person I project myself as and believe myself to be That from memory? You didn't taste it Wow. Something so off the wall not even the Onion would go there. I told so. Looks good. That will be $17 for the 10 of us for about a month supply. Not bad. For now it looks like just me and you. Prami seem really overpriced. Noopept will last us twice amount of days and half the price than Prami. ..... even.... Mein Teil? 2:24 That's like 28 pages a night if you spread it out evenly.. I have to read that some nights for my AP Gov class in high school. kinda makes it look like she's missing an arm. Me... but that's not my car Sloth....and hamster...sex... I can pee standing up... but beware... it goes EVERYWHERE. Robo-Cthulhu? are we in the same class? Yea, so much for gaybros being a chill place with people who have thick skin and a good sense of humor Saw how they were made, never again.. This is terrifying This post was so inspiring I just went on Newegg and bought a monitor stand for portrait vision This has nothing to do with hypersexuality, and everything to do with being a crazy ho-bag. well come on out to Lubbock y'all! Get you all set up with a job, a hot wife and a 4 bedroom house for $150,000... You have accepted the lord Jesus Christ as your savior, right? Or from the past.. I was 7 years older than you "I like real vagina" -my 5 year old cousin Mother of god... your the spitting image of my cousin Alyssa An island where churches outnumber houses? Oh shit. You, sir, are what I imagine all redditors to look like in my imagination even before I watched the video. Is this real life? Well this is weird. This happened an hour ago. hmm.. it seems as though I've created some sort of raunchy innuendo with this comment. Or some sort of inside joke that I'm not actually in on.. I really just wanted to e-mail this picture to my sister.. Was it really necessary to tell us this in great detail? I'm not sure I've ever legitimately made this face until just now.. At first I was like... O_o... but then I was like: shopped.. but then I was like Who hires these people? I got called back in this week by a client we lost last year. Their new cheapo tech had basically broken the entire network and they wanted me to fix it. I went in and discovered he'd been Googling how to do stuff. And by stuff I mean everything he needed to do. Like how to install drivers. I can't picture that… but it sounds awesome. 6:30 AM? This recipe doesn't say what to brine the finished cheese in Where in the hell do you live? I'm wondering the same thing too LOL. I have no idea how to respond to that . . . we have customers who come in and don't speak english and just point at their eyebrows. we try our best to do what they want . . . a unibrow though? I'M SORRY. Unless, that's . . . what you want Do you trust a single text-file that much a full 60 cents Stop trolling my submissions, bro Am I the only one who thinks that looks like Reddit on the monitor? Next to the Redead in OoT, the Silent Realm was the scariest thing in Zelda. Almost shit my pants every time ...is someone posting Ohayocon pics already? as did I....and I haven't watched Archer in months Not gonna then, indeed... I thought the exact same thing... "you used condoms with odd pleasure nubs when you were a child?" We don't even know if he wants to sell it. That awkward moment when Gina is your girlfriend and Andrew is your brother I never saw The Wonder Years growing up but this movie is where I first got a crush on Fred Savage. Never knew about the BC or the roach They make hamburger ones? dress shirt + tie + jeans...why? Whoa, Amazon just sent me an email confirming the book has been already dispatched and that I should expect it in five days I was *just* listening to this song. I.. wha.. it's a printer that can print more printers? Music theory is by no means easy Reminds me of that guy Tech N9ne. You have opened my eyes. yo whatever_idc, you might say whatever and that you don't care, but this has been posted before I was born and raised in St. Louis and I actually never heard this term Hur menar du nu? I have my doubts. Oh, that reminds me: one time when I was in a store, a lady stood by the nail polish station for maybe half an hour and she just kept putting on layers and layers of nail polish. It looked really gross but she acted like it was so beautiful. She kept saying how she loved this colour and that colour Thanks, my work filter just said I tried to visit a *pornographic* site. I guess I believe this, but I'm tempted to load up SC2 and make sure... Can't believe I used to be a masters protoss and didn't know this To be honest, I had that mentally as well growing up. It wasn't until I saw a guy getting shot in the back 3 times execution style that it occurred to me...."shit that guy needs help Some pesticides work like that... Are you not British? This is new to me They've mastered quantum jumping 39(NA)+26(EU)+50(korea)=115....so where did the other 24 go? I think I call those "headaches" Because marauders don't come from factories Definitely thought it was upside down... mind blown. I think the question would be who got carried. Whoever got carried out unconscious got, well, carried Not quite what I was looking for Are you trying to complete alll the quests? He should replace this one with /r/Atheism. They gave over $200,000 to charity in 2011, yet nary a mention. what?! ...welcome? Don't Spanish people get 1-2 hour breaks for lunch? I'm Portuguese (living in America) and have only visited Spain a few times during the times I was there, but I recall almost all shops being closed sometime between 12:30 and 2:30 every day for lunch. That was a huge culture shock to me since we don't have anything like that here in the US. You work through lunch with a 30 minute break. You don't close down an entire shop Look at all the black labels Inexperience isn't a turnoff. Lack of knowledge can be, however. I once hooked up with a girl who seemed to think that the testicles were included while jerking a guy off. DAT. TIE. Is that... tengwar on the upper right corner? funny, that's exactly what i said Fucking. BRILLIANT. I would love to breed these!! I must have ALL OF THE KEYMASTERS/GATEKEEPERS i have an almost identical smoke spot, to which i ride a very similar bike, this is like dejavu At first I was like why thank you good sir *internet daps* actually my first rage Dark Tower ending I try to avoid skype when I can, I find it super laggy and the webcam quality is crappy half the time. My SO and I use google talk a lot more often than skype. Though we'll skype on our iphones sometimes and for some reason that works better than at our computers. I don't get it either well, from the reaction in my pants from this pic.. newer or older really wouldn't matter as long as you're being as sensual as you were in this one. Whaaaaat?!? -- This is insane. You don't get to change the rules because your "religion" frowns upon "doing anything" the day REAL voting is scheduled. Either, EVERYONE gets to vote on the new special day as well, or it doesn't happen. "Religious test?!?!?" Is that a joke? I swear everyday it feels more and more like we're most definitely living in some form of the matrix, and it's seriously flashing big red lights with the message: "OH HAAAAAAAI THERE HUMANS! DON'T WORRY, REMAIN CALM, THIS IS JUST AN EXTREME-SOCIETY-LOLZ-CIRCUS BETA TEST OUR 'I.T.' JESUS ADMIN HAS BEEN MESSING AROUND WITH... I.T. ADMIN JESUS IS A RIOT OVER HERE IN THE 5TH DIMENSIONAL ALIEN COLONY! JAJAJAJA... ANYWAYZZZ, JUST RELAX, WE'LL BE REBOOTING YOUR SOCIETY PROGRAM AT THE END OF THE YEAR! THIS TIME THOUGH, TO SPICE THINGS UP, AND THANK EVERYONE FOR BEING SO PATIENT, EVERYBODY'S GOING TO GET A UNICORN!!! " 23, from NY. I could go for a chat tonight, too. Inbox me for my screen name if you want. I'd feel like a creeper just IMing you out of nowhere Looks like they never went past zerglings and bannelings ...Windows Server 2003 or is my knowledge of Windows OSes not as extensive as I thought? You would like that story? I feel a bit derpy, bronies but... how do I vote? I dunno... places? Ooooohhhh fuck. That face .... can't stop staring. So cuuuuute Actually I just realized he might been one of the earliest guys/celebrities I found attractive. You remind me of someone who goes to my school. My sister said the only difficulty she had was that milk came out of more holes than normal Is it that clear in real life!? It is morning here, at the time i had only been awake for a good 10 minutes or so and was like Someone says he was trying to do some kind of birthday hack rollback or something in order to dupe Once lost my wallet at Shoppers at Commercial Station and had it returned to me! There are no words to describe the nerd-gasm I just had by watching that! It literally gave me goosebumps out of excitement! Temper Trap remains one of my all-time favorite live shows. The dude doesn't fit his voice at all, it's crazy. Really awesome band, I wish they would put out another goddamn album already So it's basically like sticking the body into a huge autoclave? Nice teeth and smile as well! "I naggers to Taylor Swift"? Why would i laugh? the matrix You see bodies? I thought it was a prequel to Man on Wire I can only agree. Multichoice tests in high school/college, really? Man ive tried so hard to do a legit Glimmerhold. The best i could do was use DFHack to literally drip an obsidian tower into a large lake (took forever, basically i just spawned lava over the water and it fell down). Eventually got things going and it worked out fairly well. Epic effort though. Sif do the bridge supports KYUTTTTTTT DIRK KYUTTTT THE FLYING DUTCHMAN ... and carroll... ASSIST?? Why are there those red hinges on the nose? It's just decoration or does it somehow open? I used approx 5ml of StarSan diluted in 25ml of water. Added it to the rinse aid compartment. I do this all the time, but something was clogging the drain That CPU cooler is massive Mother of God I thought the pic was a forest from a pokemon game till i clicked on it I wouldn't have posted it if I knew someone did it already. I'm just baffled I was beat to posting my own work here I can do this with my right but not with my left I know how you got your name now! Bears!!! I would find one where intelligent life has developed a way to travel to different universes and spend the rest of my days universe hopping. :o I would be a real life Plainswalker! Oh god, I want that game He's not a villain. Not me directly. I've always heard about Hatcher (who hasn't?) but I've personally always stuck with Rotman, J.P. May, Bott and Tu, and Spanier. But, my friend once took a course using Hatcher and I just remember him describing (and I remember validating, but the specifics elude me) situations like Hatcher: "INTUITIVE INTUITIVE INTUITIVE THINGS FOR YOUR BRAIN.", Friend: "Riiiiiiiiiiight, good.", Hatcher: "Compute pi_2 of S^5 smash S^12165", Friend: " why is one member of the webcomic-elite making a rage-comic And this is exactly why I don't have a back anymore ...what? I was showering at [6] yesterday and was looking forward to this, but for some reason decided to take a big dump in the tub instead my dog's name is Cozmo I've always wanted sheik to have her own game... Maybe it could be about everything that was going down during the 7 years link was asleep You let the old men touch you now? what do you mean? He hasn't said anything uhh I just had my first concert last night, and my guy friend had to save my ass like 2000 times, because I did not realize the dangers of mosh pits...... I thought they were just really hardcore dancers.... I don't remember him This picture reminds me of an episode of The Grim Adventures OF Billy and Mandy. what...? did the mother get crushed and the baby just fly out? I guess I'm not as creepy as most guys here have time to pause but dont have time to react Did we ever fire Clyde? can anyone translate what the eff happened here? You can actually do that?! Dude, it's not piss. Might contain a teeny bit of piss though. That being said, I experience it for the first time about a month ago. i got 4Keys for mine. But i think this is NOT the regular case. Just my lucky day Holy shit, I never knew the road to be a Disney Princess was so cut throat let's see.. it's filed under "**S**"... but i kinda forgot what it was now... Im in America dude, no TSN. Well that's not a thought I'd had until now... I see you live in Round Rock as well... It's my real life cake day too! And my last name is Wood! Turtlenecks are "stylish"? I would do unspeakable things to be you right now You're Korean and you actually play Terran? WE CANT HEAR YOU BRO (>'_(> O_o! >> Oh. I don't get it _And now I now how to make text in italic..._ First and last smiley should have looked like this! _ Wow Being farted on by an employee? THOSE ARE NOT HIS EYEBROWS. Now I'm creeped out... ....so you admit to creating something too complicated FOR the person you designed it for? The sad part is he's always been like this from the 8 months I've known he existed. He would come into our team chat and start BMing players that he lost to (I think Sungpa was like 6-0 against him with his 2 rax). It was pretty pathetic. I never really understood why coL bothered to pick him up At first I thought it was something for stoners to do... a half hour later I realized it's an actual kids show website.... I just hope I don't get a huge tear in my crotch 18-1 so far. That's a pretty compact cello. Hmm you let several people all borrow your computer at once... strange. In any event, I don't really understand your answer. They look at things they like and say "What do you think?" and then you respond "I dunno, I guess so"? What? That doesn't even make sense. Their house has the exact same layout as some of the ones around here in my neighborhood of San Diego. I've actually never been to that side of the campus (graphic design major) Mr. James looks like he came straight from hell It's the saddest thing when those people take parodies seriously That is gorgeous! Honestly man, smoking kinda sucks IMO. It is wasteful and it doesn't last that long. Smoking oxycodone only keeps me high for like 1-2hours tops. If you want the most bang for your buck with out shooting (which is pretty dangerous with pills esp most oxy pills) then you should try plugging. Plugging works fucking awesome for most opiates. If your colon is clean enough you even get a rush which is bad ass. You'll be ...or you reach over in the dark to scratch your cat's chin, look over, realize he's done an about-face and you're actually scratching his asshole. True story. I haven't made a thread like that. Machina is in no way as OP as Agents are in Japan. Worlds was won by a deck that was pretty much the structure deck with heralds. What? This thing? Nope. It's not as good as you think it is, definitively not worth your time blowing up, blowing holes into, or anything like that, not that you would, but just saying... It's a fun show, too. A reviewer out of pittsburgh said I was the funniest mayor he'd ever seen. ok, I looked him up. As far as I know, the man in my kitchen does *not* murder children and hang plastic bags full of blood from trees Depends on what video it is, if i would edit a montage like this i would only use twixtor in some slow-motion perspectives where you don't see that ugly frameblending (is it called that? Is anyone else as fricking annoyed at McIntyres hair? I can't be the only one who's annoyed by it What on earth are you starting vs vlad that isn't boots Cant you just get a desperate for attention, forever aloner and mold him to your liking. Omfg. I can't stop laughing. My face started with :D at the beginning and then The show would have taken a very strange turn had that been the case... I read this comment out of context. Bad idea. Asked to borrow my sister for the night. Oh my fuck you made me go back look and recognize the terrible truth. This dude now knows how that neckless seagull feels Lol what? Does the nope meme scare you? That's an excellent picture of him That's about as far away from "Proxy" as you can get Yeah, if this guy was standing directly in front of my face every day when I woke up, I wouldn't appreciate that much. I'd also probably piss myself every morning. Besides, my guy does *not* appreciate being stared at. Trust me, I've done it. It's not fun getting a faceless glare every time you look at him for longer than 3 seconds. If he has done all his work on the road and in some kind of rush I can't even imagine how awesome his new stuff is going to be now that he has a studio Wait...you killed your FC? But Sense is kind of beautiful Tektonik is almost all arms. If you want to classify it as a modern style of dance you would have a small list of them. I can do so if you would like The new movies are great. The animated series/movies are fucking GOLD. Nightmare fuel!! IHO is a multi-rom project and Mirage's build is one of them Damn it don't jinx him! Where are their swastikas? Thank you so much...wow i must have messed that up alot = I didn't notice that until you told me Somehow the context surrounding this comment made me go... I'm pretty sure... I took this picture. I saw this at a Dollar Tree in Alabama while I was laying carpet for an H&R Block. I sent it to a few friends of mine... has it really spread around that much? So apparently Washington and Alabama are both fucked up. But who took the picture Guy thats never worked at a theater here, 1 holy shit, 2 what's so dangerous about dropping them? Do they explode or something? In the second clip does the purple turret shoot one of its own dudes from across the whole lane? Fucking hell. What a match Thanks to this i realised ill be working But we're talking about the anime, in which he was a character This has got to be the 10th time iv seen this video....and the first time not realizing she wasn't wearing a helmet as well Why didn't you just screencap it? Wow, your username is amazing Yeah, me too :/ 2005, just got the game, went to play it for the first time. " The Venom Drop one at Hurricane Harbor? That scared the shit out of me, I wasn't even touching it for half of the drop. Definitively the baby, all grown up. Maybe they meant all of this. Can't play Morrowind, Oblivion, or Skyrim. Now we gotta wait for the next one to come out like drug addicts. With the logic of the last one, asexual would be no color Holy shit Nothing showed up. And I got that same disturbing glare again. whhaaaa??? the canadian guy ain't Canadian? yes because trying your hardest in a tournament is a negative thing I caught my ex of a few weeks giving her current guy a blowie in a parking lot. They both tried to play it off. Somewhat disturbing. I know How did you even find this thread? grinch smile? Never happened... Never... Indeed.. upgrade that to a NSFL in my opinion OOO MYYYYY GOODNESS!!!! 1) Paul O'Neill without his sunglasses check the stats on stephano, he has about a 70 percent winrate vs everyone, regardless of matchup. Really? I thought it was an urban legend who's the white batman behind him Dog's name is Loki Oh god! Downvoted....If I have to explain.... Guess she won't be releasing it to us first anymore. Her chest seems to puff out too much, her left (our right) eye seems angled strangely (or perhaps it's that the pupil/iris are much smaller than the other eye, giving it a sort of Wowee.. and I thought mine were big. So did you just meet Scott Armstrong or is that you? That would suck to get termites Who's Kaycee? What if there is icing under the candy? the whole thing kinda screams, scary movie theres a killer on the loose but lets go take a walk in the middle of the night dorans blade start as gp vs gp? Genius Oh, seriously? Damn, that's pretty bad I have actually tried that, but I didn't last more than 15 seconds. I never tried again after that in case he got mad and stood up and tried to kill me Jesus Christ I'm older. Is my invite revoked? Im 22 :(. Grad Student; that is really neat!!! see the way I would take avantage of that though is I would see who is signing up, find out where they live if on campus and while they live out doors for a week, i would live in their dorm for a week Wow cats are fast! That exact same thing happened to me in Va THEY MADE POPEYE?!? That's not shay Wtf did you google to get that? You also get maggots living in your skin. Oh sweet jesus One of these days one of you guys will post pics of a gun that shoots pens. it would for sure be a place to go home to, dorm, crap apartment, house, a nice small room to call my own, dont even need a bed in there, just a small place and i can sleep on all my free shirts lol for is weird when people working in a group with me are like "ok i am tired, time to go home" and i am just like, "yeah.... i am going to stay and keep working, forever What the fuck bro? Woah Necrophiliac?? I...i...i love you I also can't run a mile. But this sounds like a great excuse to start exercising and getting in shape. I mean, how can I refuse a dozen of donuts?! It does look like that, now that you mention it. ...I'm not the only one no stalking me now free food? I moved to Tennessee from California in 2009 and I've got to say, it's scarier than that. It's like they can scent it. In my head i heard their voices while reading it Yes, yes it does matter. We need pretty Check yo pm So? You're supposed to grow up. Well, I would say it was worth the wait WW7, before 2052 My fucking god my heart skipped With my glasses on, I see Einstein. With my glasses off, I see blurry greyness That dog's face marked a significant life event - the realization that some dogs really are reincarnations of people. He is proof Holy... wow, yeah, it moved. Yeah, 2 of the nukes I'm sure took out 10 BL each Kacey???? Is that you ? And lasers in the eyes. I was extremely confused for a second, thinking Max was in the USAF... I can respect that, but Dude. How in the holy mother of nuggets can you possibly think you're ugly? But what if it's a warm day! Holy shit I can just imagine. That was indeed an awesome trailer. The Standard deviation on an LSAT is ~7 points. Put another way, all of the scores listed on this chart are within 1 standard deviation of the mean, making them extremely average. I could have pointed that out in my post above I suppose, but I thought it was common knowledge that 3% difference in an absolute score on a standardized test has no way of being outside the range of one standard deviation Are you just reserving the top comment on your own post in case this blows up? That doesn't sound very fun. Non-surgical treatment? I got a throwing knife killcam just last night and unlocked this stupid looking bomb/missile with an orb around it, the same non-descrip emblem from mw2. Not cool iw. Keane? Have you been a roadie for them? This in a nutshell. I always kind of go If he gets sentenced to 50 years in jail for sharing large amounts of what is said to be copyrighted materials, it allows for many interesting scenarios to emerge. Instead of downloading hundreds of movies or sharing thousands of songs, you could rape Mitch Bainwol and get away with less? I feel the same way SOMETIMES. Happens a ton during huttball when I'm struggling to score and my entire team abandons me to go fight some level 12 just chilling afk in the middle... Soon i get destroyed by like 7 of the other team and then I get yelled at and called a n00b for not capping the ball spamming dashes is proving skill now? Are you talking about in kilometers/hour? Not quite sure what happened in that video If you take away her nostrils and the mouth, she matches the Wow, the Twins subreddit and NO ONE watched this thing? Bret fucking Boone hit that many? Dramatic look assault. They can do that? Wait, is this one their latest? Beautiful. That would be amazing. Actually, I have enough stamina that I can block them in that hall. It's when they get behind me that I get in trouble.. ( OOoo exciting!! Maybe someday I'll be able to get my birth certificate updated Marylin Manson? I actually went the other day to buy some for my friend who's birthday's coming up. There was literally only Applejack left. People really like them The reverse death tunnel run made my jaw drop I... I wonder if it's safe now. i was thinking: why would we need gum for videogames Great job! I just did W3D1 today...I have to say I was really scared at first Eerily accurate. troll.jpg ? Jupiter's cock! I just shit miceself Sexy Asian Is that English? Why on earth would someone downvote that? Ron Swanson... is a hipster. WOW! You really think the UFC would produce something like this? lol the only streets i know better then most people is the school and all the cool places to hang out, the most quiet bathrooms, the best water fountains, the best shower thing, and how to stare down a person at the all you can eat food market when walking out with a bunch of ice cream and fruits which you cant do so they try to say something lol, they need a tall person for that job lol, they should so hire me just so people dont do that it's a Khajiit You have ridiculously amazing eyes And there's a REPLAY button. I have boobs, but they can't reach my eyes, so I'm safe. I think. But that particular gameboy isn't broken There.... there are records? wtf holy moly you got the gamecube version of twilight princess Wat? I was once at the mcdonalds in Dundas West and this guy came in. he was so big he had to duck under the door frame. i was like awesome I think I want one. Is what? Wait, this got a downvote. I thought that was impossible on r/circlejerk Yeah, that's not condescending. That's not even directed at you. I've done that.... My heart's racing even though i slammed my eyes shut the moment it began I ran this multiple times with a bunch of different settings and the pats always won. I wonder what they're doing differently or if it's because I used a ps3 Hmm ok fair enough, I see what you mean. Personally I do think it's wrong to pirate myself and I'd rather pay someone for their work or not use it at all, but I guess I don't see piracy as a whole as something that is morally wrong, just a side effect of the medium. (AKA: I'd never do that myself of course! I'm not a pirate, but it's ok to pirate god damn it....well played cadderly09. I'm skeptical about the appropriateness of medication in my case because the anxiety attacks occur in remarkably specific circumstances, largely characterized by their symbolic connection with Mom's mode of abuse. That is, when I am on the threshold of doing something that Mom used to do for me - such as making sure I get to school time - this is when I freeze, and under no other type of circumstance. I have no trouble getting to the tavern at the same time every night, where I am actually *known* for my punctuality really interesting discussion, thanks! being the sort of person i am, i find it difficult to study informal language, so i had no idea at all of the existence of the katakana + る verbs I read it as Jack Black's Back and interpreted it as a picture of his back. YET I STILL CLICKED IT. You can do that? At first I was o_o, but then I was I think I missed something relevant on reddit its funny how many potential FOTY contenders are coming up so soon in the year. We got right off the bat Diaz vs Condit at 143, then Edgar vs Henderson at 144, and now we have Rashad vs Bones at 145. So... What does this comic mean?? he's got a zelda game and watch though. i didnt even know that existed So what does that make a Dugtrio? huh...I never actually picked brock as being particularly "asian-looking"...I always just figured he had a tan... I wonder what it feels like to lather on your head Bryan v. Punk?!? I don't know. Jesus Christ that was depressing :( Way to build the hype When I first read that they have to disassemble it, I thought you were referring to the tower I got it twice in a row from working at a summer camp. I can imagine her looking at me with that face then sorta mouthing the sucker for a few seconds while we make eye contact, then she bites it into a million pieces. I was able to whimper "mother of god...!" after I saw the *head*... it was weird how it's the only time I've ever said "mother of God" in pure fear. I've never seen it. Did I completely miss the joke? no shurelias? It does it on my phone Yeah... Until he has to wipe. Seriously! When I first moved here I thought those hands were super creepy... like arms of people in hell I was gonna say the same about Madrid, you go out partying in the center and you see entire groups of these guys with the same nasty rat's nest of a hairstyle Definitely one of the most interesting graves I've seen on here yet. Same here. I'm too freaked out to go to my laptop GREATEST IDEA EVER: LET GABE MANAGE HOLLYWOOD .....Oh my. Oh. Oh, my.. How can you dislike Sheldon?? Have fun fighting the wall of flesh on that world THose fuckin eyes!! Hehe. Yeah that scene is great. I mostly just love that his queerness isn't the entire storyline. I mean I love my lgbt movies but its nice to see a movie that isn't I need a boyfriend, or how/why am I attracted to men, or isnt that boy cute. You're a wizard harry It works fine for me ....just noticed your name and then read your comment about feeling pleasure.... His wife said Michael Bolton is her favorite cover version of the song... Quit drinking in public...in a car... Same. How can you not like a regenerating tank with a stun? Well what we've got to see on demos are actually 1 or 2 zones per demo if I'm correct. We've seen on some of the vids the portals that separate this zones and there used to be an interview on Game Reactor about it, but it seems to have vanished into thin air. I see, "freakysteve", Totally misread your last line as "and he makes me feel cum" are you my boyfriend? I don't even know what that .gif means Oh how I wish that were true I'm fine with the cat wallpaper, but what in god's name is with the girl wallpaper?! Tax on tips??!!! I have no idea, but waxed canvas blazer? Is that what I'm seeing? I guess for some that seems like a good idea, but for larger-chested ladies, that seems like torture I'll admit this is incredibly presumptuous on my part, but the wording of the email/the "XD" & " O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD ಠ_ಠO_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD O_o XD XD Did yiu plan for that link to come up as the reddit alien being accoste by a tentacle snail Stalker doesn't know its stalker. worst advertisment in the history of advertisments what was the score before it got shut down!? Rep-only hutt ball matches can be fiercely intense *looks closely* '24 mb Yeah, how could any chick like a guy with such low karma score Huh. I'm from the Seattle area. I was somehow convinced as a kid that this was the Seattle Seahawks logo, or some other Seattle-based sportsball team. Now I have no idea where I got that idea Mountain lions are no joke. I am never to worried about bears or moose. Not to say they wont fuck you up. Its just you can see or hear them. Then ya have the chance to get away or defend yourself. Mountain lions are sneaky bastards Scrolling...Scrolling...OMG, sweet baby jesus It never even occurred to me that this might be a thing What shocks me the most is that you didn't cover their names. The worst (in my case) is that they often take them from 9gag, not even reddit !!! "Quite loud" Awesome band name. O_O This isn't a matter of politics. How the bloody hell do you ignore something called The Declaration of Indepenmdence? There was a war and stuff happened Opposite for me. ಠ_ಠ , ( It's like you're the dexter of relationships He's not a kinslayer...unless he's a secret Targ! I usually go to Winnipeg (ew, right?) to visit some cousins and my grandma whom I barely ever see. This year was my first year in university so I found myself with a lot more textbooks needing to be carried around so I took a suitcase along with me, I usually only bring a small bag. When I got to airport security I breezed through without a problem. An hour later when I'm sitting in the gate waiting for my flight, I realize I left my suitcase behind at security... somehow I just totally forgot I had brought a suitcase with me What are they reacting to? I must know He has the bacon cube by cindy wright! Jeeze, the internet is a really small place I got the cricket part, albeit after a double take before my mind put "kids cricket sets" and "in Australia" together, but am completely in the dark in regards to "a Warne-esque off break" that "tonks it for six" and gets "caught for a one-hand-one-bounce wicket" without the help of the internet But, then you would be dead too... click, click..."Now, experts' fears are mounting that the Burmese and African rock pythons will begin breeding--and give rise to a new, dangerous 'super snake" Did anyone notice TIM's eyes are no longer cybernetic blue? He must have the reaper tech somehow removed At least they're "the brightest." Each bulb holds the soul of a sacrificed worker. That's what my siblings and cousins and I call my grandfather Maaaaybe I do Now, that is really weird. Send a ticket to Twitch, imo. Might wanna get that checked Ah makes more sense, thanks. I don't know why I didn't even think about refinancing with bank A in the first place i love listo el pollo Glad you clarified. I was also originally thinking, "So he raped him until he was gay and athiest... Great comic. i...kinda feel brainraped by xkcd now. well then, Do the helicopters get a fire extinguisher like the jets? not exactly answering your question, but I've learned that in Russia people (I guess some people, probably not all, but it is a strong trend) tend to refer to Moscow time, even when they're in a city hundreds or even thousands km from Moscow. Russia has 9 timezones. "I'm blue, and I believe I'm a dolly" PORTIA ELLEN YOU woah woah woah... Is that the shop near the clock-tower in brighton? Because if It is, I saw that this morning. Holy fuck i just got a beta key from it omg, blows my mind haha, SF here! I'm surprised this isn't at the top of the comments page since we're in Gayland where all your dreams come true You know, I don't usually make a note of this, but this has to be at least the sixth time in as many months that I've seen this pic on [/r/EarthPorn](/r/EarthPorn) They do this in my church group... Radio activity Heh, that's funny. Though, I bet it won't see print because that's feels like bad design (in that, when you read it, your first reaction is \o/ I can stick a sword on this thing and go to town! sweeeee... oh, crap. Rain on my parade would you Awesome, this totally freaked me out at first cuz I have that same map hanging right in front of me and was like "How did Max_Karlin sneak into my room to hang those?!" oh yes... It's not really that expensive when it comes to menswear ...as in periods that lasted for a MONTH? Extend the deadline? A christian... On reddit I had a guy last night tag me on facebook in a picture of a pitot tube on the side of a plane with the caption, "say its a horn and i'll smack you. PROOF of chemtrails" OIC.... Didn't God bring the concept of science and discovering things into being? Fuck that's awesome! I felt my eyes widening as he sped up. You are at +72 for me, I never recalled upvoting you I put an apple sticker on mine when I got my ipod. I dunno why Now, imagine a swarm of hundred of those attacking you Yea.. But it's easier to be mad at him at the moment than look at the good side darn't There are none so blind as...Stevie Wonder. Upvote for making me laugh even though I've been laying in bed all morning throwing up BECAUSE of this little bouncer! Hopefully he calms down soon... or at least stops kicking what feels to be like my stomach This is actually one of my smaller folders, I've been going online since 1998 so my folder of random pictures and such has 30,000+ images Dear god Wait, Matt Bomer is gay ??? I would become gay if I thought I had any chance with him I played this song on the jukebox at the bar once when I was out with co-workers. Sadly, all I got was about 8 or 10 people giving me the Minnesota here, I legitimately almost rolled down my windows today because it hit close to 50F. wtf brain ..but you can look everything up now Still expensive that is just wow!! Just how many black cats are you planning on running Yea. Even Shatner was doing the whole Aliens Yeah the shape did feel quite weird down my throat. Very bumpy Where the hell was i when this happen ** What... are the *actual* lyrics? And may I ask... in what should I put those 30 dollars? I don't think that reference goes where you think it goes Holy jeez. ... titties There is no way you are 136 Cum adica n-avem? Word haha. When I was younger I came to the realization when I was older and had sex... God would be watching ... ALOT. Every time I get a text my heart will start beating fast because of the possibility of it being her i don't understand how it took so many people to realized it was a razor Her chest. This is the first link on WTF that made me go Ah that'd be great! But alas, 'twas but a summer thing. Would've gone to the laser tag one too My bayonet was purchased separately. It's dated 1907 and has what looks like blood pitting on the blade. Props! I might steal some of these ideas though Computer Science - I think I graduated high school with a 97 average Neither mean unhealthy though. Maybe mine are just wrinkled then ...I picked an episode at random and it was the episode depicted in the original post... There are ZP reviews for 1998 games? 5bs a month is amazing gains for bench man....1 year and you've got 60lbs added to your bench You cowed to 99? I have to downvote this whole site for introducing me to that......... not sure if this is a poorly worded legitimate question, or an attempt to be snarky You are right that Tumblr did not invent the rage face...we should thank the Anon of 4chan for that. ALL THE MEWTWO! 6th grade teacher to our class when we found out he smoked: don't worry about smoking being bad for your health - if you're worried about lung cancer you should do something about air pollution from factories instead. Wow. but... but... 50 cords I think the new looks great. Not sure why people on the forums are complaining about it It turns out that adblock plus blocks it most of those shrines must be looted by now. Loved the graves you made with awesome loot, and neat messages. I guess you'll make new ones for the new jungle survival spawn in the future? (Whenever that update comes ha, also smarter creepers [](/lunagasp)...holy shit, I was just bluffing. realize this is a nit - picky thing, but if you could bold or underline the categories that would make it a lot easier to look at I want to know whats in your closet that makes ghosts uncomfortable Mother of gawd! That is unreal! Honestly I can't remember what my nickname was All those curves, and me with no brakes is this a + for AND? It took me a minute to realize it was moving... ...and so the robot take-over begins with robotic bees. imagine a swarm of these in a battlefield.... or policing the streets.... you hear the bzzzz and start running Melissa Joan Hart (aka Sabrina the Teenage Witch) is 35 now. What part of Cali did u visit? Haha yeah that would be pretty cool & random ....and I felt guilty about my meta 3 rifter loss last summer, I saw him in 'How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying'. He did not look like this. I AM! SO EXCITED. MS54, Gabriel and Dresdan ! ...is it common to only have one dealer? What in the *proper fuck* are you talking about here? I can hear the clicking of the turns in my head... I'm now It turns him on...? I've never seen a Scout take on a Heavy *efficiently* with a *pistol*! fucking hate those pants League of Legends is on Steam? candyflips are such a circus, fucking circus maximus i wont be able to be at work for a single minute on acid omg i feel like ive gone through the looking glass and am about to match bowls with a giant why do i suck it can be summarised in 3 rules YOU SHOULD O_O YOU REALLY SHOULD "when you were in a child" so judge is a child molester? I do not know what a donner party is I am truly amazed you bled to death or? what? Holy shit, that's so fucked up. i like how we all admit that we spend most of our life on reddit hahaha mayeb if we all met up the forver alones would turn to forever togethers??? I'm using the correct version though. Ah, the 'ol whoosh bottle. Very fast shutter speed for such a low quality camera Aliens ( It sadly totally spasms out on Android making it even worse Yup. This is definitely wtf worthy. I just had to say WTF 18[89] Epic Mickey 2 for PC? Since when? I didn't know about attacking ore veins i couldn't imagine working without my tunes.... *gasp* food in the lab Yeah they probably are then... I suppose my brain stopped working by watching those soldiers get knifed like 200 times when making this video... This song for some reason has been stuck in my head the past week Maybe she could have a quill in her hand and a letter to Princess Celestia? ... Hold me One time I brought up the whole carbon dating thing with a YEC and he told me he didn't believe in it. When I asked him why, what evidence there was, he told me that he didn't trust human logic because mankind was fallen. Therefore we had to trust the word of God over science no matter what I'm so proud to be South-African. Catholic engineering? Reputable? But the takeaway order shall be here in 15minutes, I'll just snack on...my...nuts instead Fair enough. My EE friend sat in on a biomed engineering class I was taking and spent half the time Cheese. Haha no, I don't need a male barrel extension... You could have just bought a generator... You mean some people don't? 2 hours and so many comments Are you in Dallas.. Also that sketchville chain-link fence around the property doesn't bode well. I was unaware that you could bondo craft foam... When i was little my dad told us that if we kept biting our fingernails we would get a finger fungus and the nail/finger would fall off. I stopped, my sister didn't. She got a fingernail fungus and lost two nails. 500 of them I know I fell for it. "Grohl has also revealed he has already begun songwriting for the Foo's next record as well." this one girl who doesn't live in Eastern shore posted them all around the place Just had it playing and I switched tabs, forgot about it. I listened to 5 tracks already I got in.. Who besides the woman in the gif, thought it was a snake and not a hose? But... Wouldn't we have to go on a date first? Yeah, we went from the days when PTSD was considered a ficticous illness, to now where everyone is suspected of having it. Since posting you get any hits? No problem. I had to learn the hard way some of this stuff. This tip was one of them I...uh...what the fuck is happening at the beginning of that video? Maybe there was just a block party on that particular day? . . . Wait, adrenal hyperplasia is typically *not* congenital? This man may be right. I'm not sure. The Internet suggests he may have a beard... but.. those words.. sound so much like truth.. Is that Sarah Palin? When you go vegan, you limit yourself to nothing but plant-based foods. Then you complain when you have nothing to eat but plant foods. those are amazing I had a douche do that to me from a car in the lane next to me. Someone must hate pop-punk. ...what? lolwat My gosh, I might have to have sex WITH A REAL PERSON!!!! Well, that puts a fucking huge twist on shit. That's all sorts of fucked up from both parties. Thanks, I just threw up and got the spins.... that awkward moment when adele can find some one like you It's not a corgi..... oh god...i think i've had enough for one day with the jolly rancher story. i've been asking myself that question for 3 years That much? Would you honestly be able to dance if she did that? Not that I can actually dance in the first place, but I'd stare at her like Wait, is this for real? I thought it was a sarcy troll post until your last sentence. Is all my animation cancelling actually a waste of effort that'll do itself just by right clicking now..? Yeah, from the few Catholics I have met and from the general histories of religions, the Mormons I know seem to be waaaaaaaay nicer, and overall more tolerant people... but they also have the weirdest views, and they all think that they are smarter than my biology teacher I read that in Sebastian's voice. why? Read that as children, not chicken. AND that girl is pretty cute! Think of all the bacon. There's a lego rubik's cube? If I bought that my geek level will be 99. At first I thought that each image contained two different screenshots I'm not disturbed by the flag, just that she looks way too much like my cousin People did the same exact thing when the one near me opened.... Maybe she thought you meant the other states. States as in countries. OR she is an idiot MOTHER OF GOD Just thought about it, and, we'd get a whole new branch of "drugs for the pleasure" industry. I want to be whatever is on that bed that you're looking so intently at You don't own a flashlight? ** Looks too real wait, why are they wearing pink shoes ? Did you do this in front of the class? Is there a hunger crisis in Cleveland?! ... how is Doctor Manehattan not a unicorn? The first time I was called ma'am was when I was 16 (and yes, I looked my age). What was the final score?! My girlfriend is like that around her family. Does that bird have an exacto knife beak?! Its the genetic potential for both strength and physique. At your height and your weight what would you think of meeting someone who was both taller and stronger than you. You put soap on it, hold it with your hand, and scrub wherever you can reach. I'm not really seeing how you aren't able to do this... WOW. A trailer with muff shot? I had no idea there was a health pack there Someone obviously drew that on a My Little Pony toy..I'm impressed. Yes it is about four km from work to my place. First month or two I had the bike, it was a fifty minute trip.... I would be terrified to toke with these men is it just me, or did the lion try to copy the girl, by breathing on the class at the end ...there's a Reddit fleet? Pretty as a horse. really? Yes.. But I doubt a pair of knickers will smell very good after a couple of weeks Just casually listening to your police scanner? Yea, this has probably happened in many cities in the US... But are you from Waco by any chance? Holy cow you sound like you're in your 50's. Mine pooped and peed, sure. But the strange thing is, it kind of acted like a ferret. It would poop/pee in a corner, and usually in the same room. So we figured we could train it, and set up a litter box there. Didn't take to the litter so much (it's not a cat My husband and I are starting my Stepdaughter (age seven) with mythology so when she is a bit older we can discuss the Abrahamic religions in a similar fashion. I'm really hoping that she'll be able think critically and make logical decisions on her own. All the grandparents are christian and her mother is training to be a pagan priestess Installed it two days ago Your bass player totally has the Garth face going in the background a dog as a present Holy shit How is this NSFW? "who made his mom get on bed"? What is this apocalypse? How did you take this picture? well nice to meet *click* Dude, how the hell do you know my gay uncle?! What's especially weird is he was just using my laptop to look up accessories for his colostomy bag So your hitting 18 sets per muscle group of the same numbers on each exercise? not even reverse pyramid? That sounds like the only way to actually get through the movie. that's saying something "ham cubes" I'm Mexican Yup. Massive rewrites. I believe Jaime was banned from competing because his robot was too dangerous (to the audience) Out of interest, do you not have any change control procedures in place? Yeah bro I'm not the guy he was replying to What if that was their plan all along? When I was a Christian I prayed for Satan but my pastor told me not to. Yep, saw this on How It's Made. When I saw it, I was like Now you mention it, it does, and "thanks" Wasn't so hard after all. Interesting... why is Valve shipping stuff from Blaine? 215,130.... Yes! Fairbanks, AK usually gets around -45 in the winters. That's TOO cold. We had a record coldest January this year, I'm in Anchorage, it was around 0*F for like 2 weeks Why the fuck this guy being downvoted. THAT CLEARLY LOOKS LIKE FUCKING ARABIC. Why is everyone saying Urdu, there are no characters on the necklace which exist in Urdu but not in other Arabic-alphabet languages Gooo oonnnnn....... ** Honest question, why do almost all of the before/after pictures on Body For Life look photoshopped? if you died, how did you post this??? got hrough tlo's vods, he was a good chunk of the way across taldarim in like 10. I don't see how chronic depression is an "excuse" Holy shit, you just blew my mind. Is your username relevant to your question? maybe we have I cough loogies up fairly regularly but since I quit they have become darker. That picture wasn't even the darkest or largest since I quit, either There's a poo smidge on yer pizza box This sort of nonsense is part of the reason why people pirate media. Even though you have fans willing to pay money to get the product, it's simply not available to purchase. I don't understand why they can't simultaneously release these things, it's not like they don't have the technology to do so. Damn, i've beaten OoT so many times and I had no idea any of this existed. wait, people have tried to win with *depleted uranium*? Ah, man I haven't had that happen yet. Any interviews I've gone to, almost all of the higher end IT managers interviewed me.....I've gotten the job every time they've talked to me though. As a guy who doesn't know, and really has no reason to ask any of the girls in his life without it being sorta awkward, tell me how they work too? TIL what a baby peacock looks like I just realised "Ned" is the guy dating Marcy in Californication That face looks different in your picture. Why do I see a square-eyed version of this: When the guitar(or bass not exactly sure) comes in for exit music for a film. . . . I wouldn't know, my work filter just said I tried to visit an "adult/mature" website and blocked me. I was watching at the office and squealed "soooo cuuuuuuute," which caused everyone to go do you live on this site? i see you in every subreddit I tossed a bunch of my sticks in one of those locking plastic humidors and they seem to be doing well, my cedar humi is hanging around 50rh Wow, so cute! Fuck it. Upvote just for the sheer WTF creativity of what I just read Just imagine getting diarrhoea. No, that's its ta... oh.... Errm I did not plan to fall asleep with make up on. Is it bad that I had to google Pichu?? never used scissors. there was just never the need. first impression: Damn she a cutie. After seeing your GW: Maybe we all are Yeah, but then the crazy comes out... not really. its not really an indication of your skill leve - its just a way for spies to get behind enemy lines - by the enemy thinking you're dead, but you aren't You live across from a DQ? Wtf was that Me and my boyfriend were literally just talking about "Saved by the Bell" I could only remember that actor. pound-a-pound Cat? Reminds me of George Lopez for some reason. A pleasant gentle warming sensation was why I thought it would be a good idea and was able to convince my partner to let me rub some mint extra fresh toothpaste around the anus. The only way I could make it right was by letting the same happen to me Man you would think that if someone would make a thread like this they would take the time to slap their own text on top of an image. Dude has addiction issues. He's not an hypocrite for struggling with something thousands of people fight with every day. How is it on repeat? ...it comes in pre and post childbirth... To be, or not to be....... No he doesn't... Comforting...I'm taking 20 credits this semester ( As you say that, everyone who has commented on this is an engineer Holy fuck that is fabulous filly...Pr0n did... did you just call me wayne? You're on /r/cosplay?? > Holy crap, just sold it for 4 keys! for a second i thought the pipe he's holding was a dildo... Wtf is that? It wasnt milk man... I remember that episode it was in a hotel or motel and the face kept appearing on the tv even when it was unplugged it was definatly an older unsolved mysteries. hope this helps. Squirrels? Please elaborate You liked that look to begin with? I tried one for the first time this Halloween because it came in a four pack with Crispy Crunches, Coffee Crisps and Oh Henrys. I much prefer the other three. I don't know if they sell them separately here though because I've never really seen one when i was in middle school, there was this incident with a few of the boys in the 8th grade who apparently tried circle jerking. It only gets weirder. they used wash rags to jerk off with, causing a really bad skin rash one or two of them started to bleed and asked the other boys if this was normal and they said "yeah just keep going till you cum" so they kept going...well...ended up at the hospital and had a pretty serious problem on their hands. their parents were beyond embarrassed, i only know this because one of the boy's moms told me what all happened a few years later when i became friends with his sister... i can only imagine what horrors are in his garage How many fricking alts do people create if they need this sort of stuff? Oh hi, I assume you're from my previous post?? I went to a Milwaukee Brewers game with a buddy of mine, and as we usually do being male and 17, we pointed out all the good looking women. We watch the game and it was about the 7th inning when I decided I needed to take a piss, but the game was evenly matched and I was too lazy to get up so I figured "whatever I've held my piss in before." The game goes into extra innings and it finally ends in the bottom of the 12th. By this time I really gotta take a leak and I rush out to the Port-a-John and relieve myself. After feeling much better, I return to the car and we drive back home. When I got home I decided that I had seen too many hot women and needed to rub one out before I could go to bed ("whatever I've rubbed one out many times before and nothing ever happened"). I wake up the next morning and I cannot move without intense pain. I call my dad who was at a funeral and say that something is seriously wrong with my balls. He rushed home and takes me to the hospital... Long story summed up to keep this long and not antagonizingly long, I held my piss in too long and got a Urinary tract Infection, then in the process of masturbating, I moved the bacteria into my testicle--more specifically my epididymis--which caused epididymitis (the inflammation of my testicles). Which in turn made my balls swell to the size of baseballs (not joking That puts a whole new take on the mnemonic device I learned for the cardinal directions. **N**ever **E**at **S**oggy **W**affles dude!...you can successfully navigate a pitch-black cave system?...you do realise what this means don't you?......YOU. ARE. A. ZUBAT. Are you my clone? yeah i dont know why he hasnt just gone to every casino and had them bid for one. they could put these in bars, restaurant tables, in the floors like he said...theyd be pretty fantastic. maybe at a second sculpting head in a huge plexiglass floor installation. you walk in and theres a crazy sand sculpted image thats changing every single time you walk past it. they could even do advertisements Err... all of the episodes you mentioned weren't banned at least when they came out. They might have been banned afterward, but I remember watching them on TV when they came out. I had this happen the other day actually! He constantly asked which button to use. Did we talk to the same person? God, that's the term I always looked for without knowing it jeeze...I've never seen any of those cards!...I got out of the whole card thing back when "wizards of the coast" still made them...I was in it for the original set, the jungle set, the fossil set, and got out of it around the start of the team rocket set...what's that, about 8-10 years ago now?.............wow...8-10 years ago....no it can't be!...I havn't lived that long since then have I???....I must've been in a coma or something... I wasn't very interested in this game, but when I heard the same lead designer as Oblivion and Morrowind was involved, I was like: I swear this guy is immortal. He looked like that when I was 5... And I'm nearing 30. I had a guy i worked with ask me about his ps2 a few years back. He asked what the big hole in the back was for. So I told him it was for a hard drive. He asked where to get one, and what it looked like. I told him online would be his best bet, but they're thin, have connections on one side... Fast forward a couple days, we're doing an office move and the company is tossing out old fax machines and printers. This guy hops in and takes the motherboard out and asks if that was the hard drive. I said, really? was this a porn movie or was it real?!? League + Enfos... YES You're a Pennsylvania? Look out! That straw man just kicked that pregnant chick down that flight of stairs! I was in a full tdm that dropped to only 1 enemy. With over 6 min left n no one ever joined the other team, I was like Time goes way too fast anymore. MAYBE HE DOES! I read this as many of us are getting laid all over the place I think the most inaccurate thing about that is why would so many download an Aslan album Express is considered in the same category as A&F and Ed Hardy?? Is that real?! what's strange is, they do have gand's in game I don't want too I'm shocked! I didn't know things like that happened. This is beyond messed up. How can people be so cruel!? "check his pulse, yo check his pulse". Now, how would that help? Unless, it was attempted MURDER holy gezzzzz I didn't know that The screenshot is obviously the vision of the zerg player, so we have no idea what's in the terran base, what are you talking about? I always get you confused with Matthew McConaughey. Of neither believing nor disbelieving in God? Cloud hasn't beaten Goody in a series since October 2010. "while I dance for my customers" hot.damn. Groups A and D romance = shithole? I'm bamboozled Holy shit i got that same one on monday It is real hair, thank you. I actually get the wig line a lot I USE THAT TOO Eldritch sounds interesting.... Where is it? But...perhaps everyone is not you? I know I'm not It's definitely trash. Although it's only presenting the story of a sex addict, I'd say what I find transphobic is that this story is reaffirming common misconceptions people already have about trans-people. I find it offensive that this article plays on the assumption that we're all out to 'trick' the opposite gender and that sex is the driving force of our gender identity. I dislike the media in general since it can take any culture it turn it into a cheap, plastic replica of it's former self. I get tired of hearing 'trapped in the wrong body' and 'they always played with boys/girls toys when they were little That was my very first thought. YOU READ MY MIND ( Water is safe, as long as you try to light it on fire first. Actually yes. Uh, didn't I explain why eggs aren't food with the rest of my comment? You're in a vegan community, and you're going Zeeee = Best Mod? That's like saying ScootalooFi is best mod you know who I am? How am I supposed to pronounce "... I have no words. Too busy staring. This is the second day in a row I've found someone I know on this subreddit This is pretty much my exact reaction. 2.23 bucks an hour?? How is that even legal? Where I come from managers can go to jail if they pay less than $12.2 Wait, wtf? This one's gone too? Does noticing it mean I have some sort of time altered mind? I just realised i have a dog just like ein Couple of months = 30 dollars. His ice cream face looks a lot like beans from even steven I still have never seen The Big Lebow and Spaceballs, We should...how do I say....talk business... Dat ass I posted this three months ago. wtf That is a harsh looking katana Yup that's why my final answer was 3! The three boys, one of which Peter shook to death. This shit is darker than I remember planes don't ahve "tanks" in the same way a car does. They aren't so much internal as IN THE FUCKING WING. I promise I didn't! I played them in a Little League Softball state tournament when I was 13 and it just stuck with me. Also, my ten-year-old sister spent the week saying "HEYYYYY, DO YOU KNOW PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIIIIIIIIIIL???" ...forever burned into my memory I'm not the one resorting to name calling man... I got my opinions about the subject but I never thought to call anyone names. If you really wanted to prove me wrong you would have did your own search on the matter and found something that contradicted what I said and linked... but you didn't. I do think most of the reason he did it was for personal profit.. he even said that he hated main stream film companies and it hurt him that in a way he later became what he was against. That was a video not wiki... if you can disprove me I'll bow down and admit that I was born with a mental disability. And btw... just because I linked something from wiki I'm a nutjob that vandalizes it? Where did you get that from When they start to make games with that kind of graphics. I will stop playing video games How can he afford that? It costs me $5 for one load of washer+dryer. How old is this picture? i haven't seen that Doritos bag design in years Like them? LIKE them?! Darling like is nowhere near the proper word. If I were told that they were the closest I could ever come to your body I would be happy to marry your pics.... Wait that was creepy wasn't it? See this is what I mean, I can't think straight while looking at you OMG, creepiest episode ever. I was looking back at dark corners in my room to check if she was there. I guess I don't NEED to sleep tonight Wow, thank you for the clearest prologue I've seen yet (I accidentally went to a LIE-Max theater for MI:4...) and this raises a new question with me now that I can see it: Did Bane really just bust off his handcuffs?! Because mp5 and hp5 has always been p5 in all games for the last 10 years. gp10 makes no sense maybe its just me but the large spacing style is hurting my eyes Holy crap I saw that guy perform when I when to Cali last summer Now there's one I'd never heard before. This is the second three year relationship ended horribly thread I've seen tonight. Odd. Hope I didn't accidentally convince someone to burn your stuff. What old shit? Your tats, ur hair, ur piercings..... They all make a nice package. Kinda strange coming from a straight-edged guy though. But you don't even need math anymore... just google square root of 420 ... kids are lazier than MY generation Wow we have a same build I guess I wish I wasn't so fast? Maybe you should read the signs at spawn Your eyes are supppeeeerrrrrr red! Even the baby talk at the very end I've never hit on anybody in my life Guy in orange is over 7' tall and ~400 lbs. He's one of Snoop's body guards (bet you wouldnt have guessed that) and easily the biggest person I've ever seen irl I feel like I'm talking to the future. How do i get in on this Holy molly Even WMP uses no more than 3% to me... I also hit gold off getting that pass from sc2sea and I'm high plat on SEA, low-mid diamond on NA. I play random and the ZvZ I played in KR felt exactly the same as the other servers, and that guy was silver Wow, I live right by you 9 years of ns1 and counting, still playing "And this is me today!" I need to party with you. I update every change and havent seen a different number come up for calories allowed. And that was the first time I ever upvoted a rage comic. Why the fuck would you post this ? The max is 6, but to get the graphics card in you have to remove the 2hdd bay. How many hdd do you need ....creatine... dealer? Why is it called that? So did I! My precious We've been through this a million times, this site is for the ents, not just for weed. We want to talk about cannabis, but we also want to be entertained and I see nothing wrong with the occasional non-cannabis related post. The reddit server? Courier new not intended Vielleicht ist er ja in Alaska? OH MEIN GOTT. ...So you've **never seen his movie,** yet somehow you know it's "shitty?" that looks like something from pandora Eeek, I didn't know! I would call it something else but that would mean that I would have to think of something else That *is* "IT", isn't it? The red balloon of the "we all float down here" bit, the spider t-shirt, etc...? Honestly that book disturbed my thoughts for a good month after I read it in high school. It didn't help we lived on the water. Hah yeah I was kind of doing a On the other hand, I knew a Thor in high school who went out of his way to be weird. I was one of the weird kids myself, but this kid acted, dressed and spoke like he didn't belong to this world. He was kind of hipster and pretentious with a bit of goth sprinkled in. He was just plain 'ol weird. American NATIVE, not American Indian. India has nothing to do with it Holly fuckin' shit!!! Wow. You guys might actually manage to scare off all celebrities from ever coming here again. I had originally assumed the Woody stuff would die out as a short-lived meme, but this is actually starting to seep into the real world now. "audibly groan"? I just got the image that you are some fat guy leaned back in your chair, barely able to exert any energy even for something you find funny, so when you saw that comment you wanted to laugh, but instead you took the easy route of just making any noise you could, and it came out as a groan. That soundtrack. I think one major gripe with the player is, when I have the volume muted, and I go full screen, I can't alt tab without the flash player window closing. When I have volume on, I can. That sucks because I don't like dubstep... but I do like IdrA? [](/flutteryay "We do, so much wasted potential. And yeah i need to update mine, i dont even have the A table ...what's up with the monitor? Err yeah, why am i not supposed to be able to do that? You thought you were the only one who played balloon volleyball? *Really?* Meh it doesn't seem crazy to me, i see people do this all the time at our LGS. They just really enjoy opening packs for some odd reason. This was me last night... Who are you porndecouer??? I woke up with my underwear next to me with throw up in it.... My pants were still on Thanks, but I meant the KILNGR1 thing. (I was able to google NBHNC. I used to have a 22 inch CRT that weighed in at 72 lbs. A 30 inch would probably be pushing close to 100 WTF? I couldn't find the girl's head. Honored? I had no idea that more than a few people knew of my existence on this server. First reddit post so I think I screwed up the link. Anyways scroll down to where I got downvoted to oblivion for posting some science What the....exactly my current age!!!! Add a telescope or something fire melts guns?? I was in band too, so I get where you're coming from. That's completely ridiculous. I do think that the issue there might have been that they actually were paying people to do a job that's redundant in the first place. That seems like hiring some one to pick up your fork for you while you're eating. Or the girl just plain isn't into you Think about the things we have wrong now that may be laughed at in the future I know what reference you're making, but not why it's appropriate or relevant. very interesting article. So i just hallucinated it all? When i had that dream i was kinda calm..ofcourse i did panic a bit in the beginning but was observing the things that i was feeling and seeing. Its true that it could be stress about him committing suicide but i do sleep in the same position every night. I always lay on my right side, its most comfortable for myself. Its a bit hard tp believe that its a figment of my imagination so to speak even though what happened seemed kinda far fetch. I would have thought of it as just a plain "nightmare" if i haven't had dreams that has actually come true in the past. I had this dream when i was little about my Uncle getting shot at close range by someone he knew but in my dream all i saw was an arm pointing a gun directly at my staggering uncle, then the gun shot woke me up. I didn't tell anyone about my dream that night but the next day we got a call that my uncle has been murdered. I didn't find out till later on that he was shot at close range...just like in my dream I wonder if they added Goofy and Donald to all the other movies that were featured in kingdom hearts, which proves that kingdom hearts was a real event in the Disney universe At first I was like Where do these gamers get hot girlfriends who sit around and watch them play games? They didn't let you curse but they got you MW2? ..thanks ? It looks like it has eyes Why does this not have more upvotes? Wait, so the female dog is in the back? And the male cat is down? I hit six months this week I was going to downvote because Dubai but then I saw the picture I never realized, but I do this too. Why do I have you tagged as "Gives himself erections when looking in the mirror."? Insects/Arachnids. I hate bugs! The ones I hate the most are bugs that jump, such as crickets The eyes are exactly what makes these things horrible nightmare fuel. I'm personally not scared of them, but I am also not 3 feet tall with absolutely no life experience. Necklaces I am so jealous. You haven't even said 'I love you' but moved in together? You look a lot like Nathan Pretteli from the series Heroes. I remember this show, used to watch it all the time as a kid... though it was in a german dubbed version I told my SO to get me cubic zirconia. He was horrified In Ottawa it's almost the same. We've been around -10 for a few weeks now, so warmer than usual. Except the one weekend I went on a ski trip to Mt. Tremblant in Québec. It was -30^o C that weekend Your penis in her ear curing? I know this question seems weird when you take the literal meaning of the term, but you share an actual room with your roommate? Slightly irrelevant but my god Nunu's base health Oh lord, I've become part of a punny thread. It's a way of life You look a lot like my ex... Well, this reply was a cluster fuck Did this make anyone else think of Gina Carano? You know, I'm not really sure how that's fucking awesome. Apparently he's been practicing since I saw him People like Samsung TV's better because they are a Japanese brand... Did you scratch up the glass?!?!!? Heh, right on. I actually just had a banana a few minutes ago Dude. Your name is Blake? My name is Blake. Weird...my city is named Lafayette I... One? That's.. I can't even imagine how good that would feel He is ten speed 72 hours Whoa... wtf I didn't see what you did there... What sort of monstrosity is this? That's one sentence I never thought I'd read... i read an article on yahoo saying that they were going to be introduced in australia to minimise terrorism What's the deal with her chins omg i was always scared of that scene What's with pants that stop juuust above muff? Not that I'm complainin', just a bit low-cut. And I say that as a 21 year old Nice. Surprised to see this so soon. You're doing awesome work. Idea! Instead of "The Missing Reel" it should be titled "The Missing Panel" Mind = Blown WTF is wrong with U.S. cops lately? Wait, what?! Not sure if real life or GTA 4 or Skyrim When laying out our house, I was told that Electricity "doesn't like 90's" - douche wanted me to believe that electricity slows down and does not work going around 90 degree angles. Am i the only one having problems seeing what happens on the battlefield? 'cos the only thing i see is the HUD Giant dwarves I had a cashier at gamestop tell me she couldn't take my game because data will eventually escape the data field due to a small crack in the clear center ring of the disc. Why is everyone in Pokemon suddenly white? The portrait you get for doing all that isn't even very good. That is absolutely horrifying. Not even that it's a kid, but that just screams "horror flick victim" to me How did you get the greatsword...I thought the Chieftain's body fell in the river. A placebo that distracts you? Weed? Some people say that early human ape creatures were aquatic I have no idea haha. Every time i ask they just say "it makes sense" and that if i start playing i will understand in time. Don't you dare suggest we trade D-Will only 2 months into his career! You high? first i was like My dad lived across the street from you over in HP ^_^ ... the one off halfday. I came with him once, best day ever I've seen lungs which I thought were from a smoker. Turns out they were just city lungs.. The smoker lungs were far worse.. Is she mounted on a stick? that means gym rat? That i didn't know... thanks haha. Is that a Brazilian colloquialism? or maybe i've just never heard it before. Alright...kept it at 420 - Drama posts already being posted months before release... does not look good at all ####uhhhh itachi still has the sword and shield. that's how he sealed nagato those banshees Why are they riding the ski lift down? You do realize that one side needs to go down if the other side is going up right? The chairs don't just go up and teleport back to the bottom. In fact, you can even see that it is facing the other way... meaning that a 4th dimensional entity could pinpoint the edge This guy must be 1% rich. Oh. My. Science. ** nah eventually you want to replace your marines with ghosts. just don't clump them up like this What isn't it doing He either must have tiny loads or huge balls. Um... wait... what... huh? Is... is that even a sentence? That's a beautiful thing, isn't it? I feel bad for my wife, though. She can only take O- blood, but is a universal donor. I guess that's why she's into Twilight I would be fine with 50 What are DVDs? This guy is from the future Where does this intro come from ? Is it weird that when I first saw this image.. I happened to be playing the exact same game, and was giggling about the same phrase while I was talking to Maria? Well holy crap, I honestly believed I was the only one. ( Well at 38/98 It's already 1.5m, So it's already worth 150+ thousand times more than I paid for it. Not sure why you go downvoted so much You can get free swatches of the scissors? My girlfriend was watching this in the other room and I thought she had found my deepthroat videos not to mention call of duty how is it humanly possible you've done all this Sounds like a lot of redditors, to be honest What am I looking at? * wtf is that! In which country? That moment when you realize how hard you're laughing. how many monitors do you have Get rid of that jacket and you look **alarmingly** similar to me Is he your long lost twin? Fansubs are cool... Why am I tagged for that? I love the pokemon black one. That one is crazy! And the one about the kids commiting suicide...wow. Good lord, the acronyms are evolving on their own I don't know why but I just read it in scottish accent What the fuck indeed. Well i'll be damned... apparently he wasn't the only one. And Asian males seem to be choice candidates i guess Are they not? wait...so I must've been taking a shit in the girl's bathroom then...cuz I could've sworn I saw that in the guys bathroom as well When I was little, like 6 or 7 years old, my best friend and I used to eat each other out (both girls). I don't think we knew what exactly it was we were doing. I was actually trying to say that... This is how ents operate. THIS IS HOW THE WORLD SHOULD OPERATE. and he is a great negotiator and speaker Her name is Quickfix! Mine too... and I'm a lady... How exactly do you fuck them? holy fuck he has ~50 more than me Damn. I'll never look at E-young the same way again. I pay about $100 a month for two fully grown adults. I guess I should make a guide or something. I like you. Reading that out loud made me feel like Connery. and I'm a chick. Wait... Large? No this trophy ceremony is SO awkward The funny thing is, Im up voting the pyramid one Did you do it when you were 14? Good job! And so fast haha! I never thought about it that way. 98% of Catholics? How many states down? I downloaded the soundtrack about a week ago, and I've never seen or heard this song on it. I saw that one too! Then he went to a 'balloon party' where everyone is rubbing on and popping balloons. Assuming your friend is programming, who exactly are you "leading" as lead artist? OMG. i didn't ask a question Must see outcome The dead are never truly dead. I read it in both voices at the same time I live 10 mins away from Bayside Holy crap. Just read the first two parts but will continue this shit in the morning, way to creeped out at this time of night. This is LITERALLY the exact thought and wording I had in my head I just found out how to do this yesterday by falling out of a vtol from the highest you can fly it, into a moving taxi on a highway. It was by complete accident and I was all like wtf Who said it wasn't popular? I'm sure you meant Octopi.... not Octopuses. Time for me to take a bathroom break... Yes. I was actually tempted to turn it off I was so disturbed. I actually like nurses and clowns really don't scare me but apparently the two together are very unsettling to me! People pay with credit cards? It looks like Feebas is contemplating suicide I used to work with someone like that, and it's bizarre. She would work out "really hard" before work, and then treat herself with an entire large pizza for lunch. Unless I was to be making a comment on my friends that don't know how to spell atheist, by intentionally spelling atheist wrong in this meme! I know right? I've been waiting for this movie for so long. I remember when I first heard the pitch 4 or 5 years ago and I was just like Sure as hell looks like it oh god Wow I thought I was the only one that does this Broly?! Cale was his last name, just like IdrA's smurf Dear god the very promise of that is enough to give me a permanent boner. I have now offically converted to the worship of Norse Gods. get on reddit, I guess.. That the word 'favorite' had an extra 'r' in it. 'Fravorite.' Foreigner here... I thought Susan G. Komen was a breast cancer thing, nothing to do with abortion at all. I'm not sure I understand how people donating to Susan G. Komen thought their money was going towards anything to do with abortion at all? OH MAN!!! This is better then the Super Bowl!!! THE SUSPENSE!!!! Actually, I have experienced the opposite. Cleopatra was Queen Sex herself. Seducer par excellence (is it allowed to use that word in that context This is very offensive You didn't cover your mouth when you sneezed. Can't believe I just saw POE mentioned Nether-lands lol i never played WC2 but how can it be imbalanced if the two races have the same units? about which post? both? Uh, how? I'm assuming green threads are preemtive of course... is this not the common case? What's up with his toes? that's brilliant. Yea, I read some articles about being being busted for being a relay that my friend pointed out to me, so I actually uninstalled it. omg, my eyes are buring the chick before that? at 4:20- who is that?? It wouldn't be to bad for the engie unless it was level 3 and they were unlucky enough to be hit by a rocket It's not so much which end the smoke goes in, you just don't want to put the wrong end of the pipe in your mouth Net-Her-LAN-DS Guardsman bob is that you? It didn't sound that way to me. But, this is the internet! So who even fucking knows. If you make googly eyes at me " did I just see a penis **What the fuck is that banana doing there? And it's his fucking username Maybe they did Gives you abortions? Nice Silence of the Lambs reference/celebration there by Hickman. Small town? I agree, the camera angles really were horrible at times. Though, I never really had a problem with them, until the Milkman level Then why is king cake allowed with the plastic baby in? Man, I am SO picturing me and Tommy, jumping on sofas... Do you slide across the floor in a button up and panties too, or is that just me there's always runescape... Wow... How is Minnesota more developed than California? This belongs in /nosleep. Omg, Click "Polonium-210" That's... just... I don't even know. Lol...thanks. I was originally going to do it that way but honestly got too lazy and didn't want to spend more than an hour or two on it. ( ... but chocolate is delicious And I'm not the only one who thought that. That is awesome. To show her how proud you are you should hang some stuff up on the walls or paint them or something. If that were my room I think I'd go crazy with such empty white walls Oh. My. God. Are you writing in English? What alphabet is that at the bottom Pretty sure I've seen this before in r/minecraft. Wow This is a great idea, like really great My mom had to help me I've heard some human programmers already know the python language. It's already happening! Her grandmother's funeral... Why the heck is that illegal? Warm, feels like home TIL that slugs have dicks! No! No no no NOOO! It can't be! Why! Why do you hate us God! If there is one We deep fried chicken wings and sauced them up with hot sauce (zero carb!) and butter. I made some Parmesan and garlic wings (about 1 net carb with the cheese) and ate them with Gorgonzola dip (hate blue cheese!) I was certain that all this fat and protien would've gotten me way over my calorie goal, but I was surprised to see I was 200 under! WOW that I was not expecting. I was going to dump them out why did this get downvoted WHOA. That's strange. ( Then how do we know it exists? What color are your eyes? I honestly can't tell for the life of me! Came out of nowhere? ... as in, you can feel the actual tip of the IUD itself emerging from your cervix? Literally? You like to stand on cats? So what's the difference now? I doubt the common cold is gonna harm them in any way... You have absolutely no frigging idea where Chernobyl is, do you? whoa, what the fuck? at first I assumed you were impersonating me, but nooope your account is *older than mine* I recognized that place immediately when the picture was shown Or vice-versa Climate change is a myth. Where's my tax return going? To you, is the correct answer. Is there any picture of you where you don't look smoking hot *woman, I keep forgetting that reddit is mostly men Oh god. Every fucking time. This puzzle works both ways. (up->down, left->right) If you would try to solve it the diagonal way, you would have too less clues to solve it. So the first step of trying to solve the puzzle would be to look at the first set of three symbols (again, it doesn't matter which direction you go) and if you don't find the pattern there you failed the test, which is kind of the point of the test. No offense, but i find it kind of amusing that a puzzle for an iq-test is too hard and therefore bad? Create a false inflation bubble, say .... housing .... really nail it to people thinking their aight, then let the economy collapse, all of his stocks become worthless and he goes to work at the 7/11 where the ticket was sold. My friend told me that there are only a handful of geniuses in the world and he is one of them. And that there is a building somewhere where all geniuses go to invent / study things together and he belongs there *Obnoxious* is logging in this morning and seeing over 15+ stories out of the top 30 being about this game type. I read that as "they all came through" and pictured a poor baby getting in her teeth like they sprouted out all at once in some horror-movie type fashion. Is that the office from Jake and Amir and Hardly Working? What if OP is stanleyrr. Weird, my friend showed me this guy like a week ago. I'm sorry, did I read that right, you lost over 30lbs in one night? what.the.fuck... made him do that? That's an awfully poor cop out for a retort. I actually don't run a DK, but I also know how to pvp.. as opposed to those in this thread who can't take on a blood dk Love this office! The guy is so believable! You look great and all but am I the only one that's not seeing any outfit going on in that picture? Cannot unsee that last panel How? You're a terrible cellphone commercial holy shit, wikipedia says his birth name is Jesus Christ Allin. What has been seen, cannot be unseen when I hooked up a pair of PC speakers to my ps2 to play in stereo for the first time I laughed hard at this comic. However in contrast to you I like it when my boyfriend is this way because it tickles me. I don't find it creepy i couldn't stop staring at the eyes.... surprising amount of downvotes Posts or just actually seen guys shoving bongs up their asses? PLus maybe the toker is going to blow the smoke into the gals vaginal cavity and shell get crazy baked!? O_o There isn't much I wouldn't pay for a strain I really wanted. The seeds I'm looking to get are $80 for five seeds knock on wood..... no no you're all good guy [](/rdsalute) the background picture just kind of made me go Didn't this story already happen 5 years ago? This person said, "SOPA/PIPA were started because Anonymous hacked Government sites." ...ok ( Too bad you ruined all the noobs dreams. Growing up, you were *definitely* my favorite author. I know that the Dark Elf Triology *was* my favorite... but, (minus the dramatic shifts in tone/unexpected character deaths! My face, after that little nugget of information sunk in: I think the fact so many people are worried if it is ironic or not is disturbing Yeah... Urope and Utopia... is this what I think it is.... ( I thought that to-do list was a list of ordered instructions. Well, guess not. Except I go to UC Berkeley now, so this is kinda weird What kind of makeup do you put on? It looks like your skin tone went up. Yeah, actually, now that you mention it. Mine was more like Yeah, Ghandi just convinced ordinary citizens to do it instead ...hvordan fungerer det helt logistisk når der er tvang ind over? its a glitch you carry about the k/d in tf2 I thought I heard the other "last" veteran died a couple of years ago More like Unbelievable! How did you know I wear pants! Pics or it isn't true........... oh shit. She looks...hungry. 0/5 of my professors have a TA I had no idea that sleep walking/pissing was a thing until I read this post and the replies to it This just reminded me how much I want cookie cake this year Will do! I hardly thought that could be the issue what is that thing? I'm thankful as fuck that the London taping is two weeks after Mania, so that sign will be gone, because my vision would be obscured otherwise in the seat i got "Do you have a flaaag? Series 3 TIL Canada only has 34.6 million citizens How the hell is he level 8 OMG YES I went to the doctor today too and she didn't seem impressed with keto Holy crap, thats horrifying id help but i just traded mine Me too I told my woman-friend (In a joking tone) that magnets still retain gravity from when they were mined from the Earth. Since gravity flows better in metals than other substances, magnets stick to metals. She believed me That doesn't matter as much, I don't count zombies as people. Unless of course you weren't talking about the zombies Now, identity. To fake or not to fake. no to be a dick or nuthin, but she has more hair on her face then me TIL all redettes are hawt Wohh Had to upvote the title really says it all I just kept thinking about god damned prions Yikes...well it weighs over 5lbs for everything and apparently the cheapest method is $55 to ship to Australia, via Priority Mail. Wow Please tell me I'm not being trolled. I don't live in Boston (Hawaii), are there really Welker haters right now? Maybe they just want you to think that. MAYBE they kill all who discover this secret, with the very knives they carry Wow didn't even occur to me. where is it Fighters Sword is the Korean name for Samurai Shodown 3. Not sure why they do that I'm okay over here in [/r/atheism](/r/atheism) why do people go to this extent?? that is one nice audi I think you deserve a Pulitzer and some fucking medication. I mean holy shit. I've never been so impressed and disturbed at the same time before Let's say it doesn't. Maybe this older version of the source was leaked to quell fears, but it had all of this stripped out before the leak and since it's 2006 it's old enough that the tradeoff is worth it to convince people they aren't working for the government. Maybe the government paid them to "open source" the code even. I highly recommend one. 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I'm always appropriate Where do you get dinner and a movie for two for only $50? I didn't know that was only a Michigan thing Ha, yea I saw that some where too Is there some sort of back story to this space core since there is a vol 1? Or even perhaps a ref to something? Or did they basically go "heres a new age space thingy to put in this ancient age game. Get it!? It's funny...because of the time difference" ...? Looks like it's time... for another harvest... °-°... o_o... Your hair...I want to touch it. 2 minutes and 36 seconds later all I heard was yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak Nelly yak yak yak yak 37 38 44 yak yak yak yak lowrider yak yak yak yak dance off Apart of my died today. Your name says otherwise Agreed, she is "the girl gamer" You guys are hot. Since yesterday's update, every time I get a GV call/text, while I am on a VZW call, the VZW connection drops. I know! I I'm able to do the same thing! It's kind of cool, but sometimes a little frightening... I guess we have good leadership skills... Or something. Listening now, republican caller said he'd vote for Obama if the republican candidate agreed with him on every issue but was atheist. Probably was. Intel booth babes were not cosplaying...unless cosplaying as an Intel chip in spandex counts What laptop do you have This...is a repost within a half hour. I like him.... thats my birthday ...how do you even do that?! well then fapping is probably not a good thing to do at all... We pay attention to people on the internet? Really? I'm the only one here? Alot.... I was going to until i realized they still charge 30 for them. It's like. what I'm 27 and what is this? Sometimes I wonder if Bill O'Reilly actually doesn't mean what he's saying, and that it's just an epic troll we haven't caught onto yet. Indeed they were. Indeed. They. Were. Oh my goodness! Those eyes! Short haired ladies = sex incarnate, as do red heads, what happens when you put them together?! Thank you for writing this. People say that all the time and I don't understand it. I've always shaved, it's just more my style. I feel sleek, clean, sexy, and very much satisfied. I don't look or act like a child, nor am I using my lack of hair to somehow attract pedophiles...that argument doesn't make sense. I like guys trimmed/clean shaven but I don't go out and hit on little boys... >*EDIT- Why the hell did this get downvoted so much? That he picked that 'super secret' password is laughable - that he was allowed to by system policy should be criminal. One of my closest and oldest friends is on the verge of being eliminated from my life. He’s the guy that everyone wants to party with, he gets into every club and knows every good looking girl. I’ve made use of this over the years either by getting into the club or getting the girl. Part of that life style I would suppose means pandering to “the cool kids” but he’s has taken it to a new level. He’s ditched all of his close friends at the bar without telling them, he’s run up bills on other people’s tabs and bounced. I once found him in my house taking something off of my desk and he told me he thought I wouldn’t mind him stealing from me. He will frequently make plans with people then ditch and not answer his phone. Everyone knows he’s glued to his phone; he carries a second battery ffs. If he doesn’t respond you know you’re being flaked on. He made plans to go to a 30th bday the other week and we talked about it before hand. We were going to go separately and both of us had talked to the host before. I got there a bit late and he wasn’t there, no big deal…. Until I had to spend half of the night trying to explain to the host and the bday boy why this guy had called them both to say he was coming then didn’t show. I just told them he was a flake and they probably shouldn’t invite him over anymore. 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I've been a lurker on reddit for two years, but after I saw this today I decided to become a member. "Lesbians just need to meet more guys lol". Said a good friend Did not know. Now I have incentive to beat NQII. Where can one meet people to acquire the ability to find this stuff??? did the 2 of you really just have a 26 post long conversations with each other on reddit, and not receive any karma for that Why are you taking pictures of food? Or even on bluray on an HD monitor with decent speakers or headphones What about those with weird gas mask phobias? He's still alive Why the hell did they play on uncloaked if it was a NASTL match? Holy shit it's halfway already. It was at like 40k when I chipped in. I imagine it would be, since you can drink straight tincture and get high. Evaporating it would just get rid of the alcohol and leave the solid THC matter (which would have already been activated by the alcohol). Be careful though... at that concentration you're eating pretty close to pure THC She looks cracked the fuck out. Holy SHIT! I seriously just got out of a relationship because of this exact same thing! I have a yellow burst like that in my eye, but much smaller and less bright. My eye doctor said mine were really unique too. :D But these eyes are the coolest eyes I've ever seen. Imagine if creepers blew up walls so other mobs could get you. 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Do you sleep with socks on...or off? I saw feet Why would it be the death of the game if you dont need credits? Is this being blocked by the spam filter or mods or something...? If you could train a whale to speaks one language currently spoken today to say one sentence to one person on the globe and have it burn in their mind and heart forever, what would you have it say, who would you have the whale say it to and why? yeah but... the "Help donate to a new Adventure game by Double Fine and Ron Gilbert" at the top of this page IS a direct link to the kickstarter.. ? On a different note, since when do 10 - 14 year olds go "party" ? Also, how did you afford a Piano and who hires and pays a 10 - 14 year old kid with a paycheck? arny looks so yellow and fat What are they for then, if not to protect the public? WTF... you people that are against giving baths to bunnies... do they not ever get wet in the wild? Can't even notice the photoshop,who was added there? I thought braille was standard on all boxes ...do i know you.... no really my brother is 24 and he is a redditor and his hair grows insane quick (especially his beard) and has a bald spot That has got to be one of the most horrible ways to die. 10 years It also helps to distinguish between numbers referring to something else. If not "the", at least say some sort of prefix or suffix to identify a number as a highway (I-15, 91 freeway, etc). I was talking to a truck driver out in the midwest, and he said "So this one time I was driving 80 in the snow..." Me: Cept the GOPers decided to favour Santorum You think police officers should let people go if they run away? Links? Yes? I don't know... In 2011, my boss asked a co-worker to put a website he built onto a CD. When I saw the crab: I saw on tv that Cotten eye joe was from a Swedish band that man has a penis!?!? I have found myself addicted to buying straights.. Its only been 2 months for me and I have 7. Right? Since the MX20s first came out, I've now obtained 2 more pairs (you know for style The 'wifi' makes no sense, wifi needs an internet connection to work, assuming you're using GPS, why put that through wifi, it's already wireless At first I was all *meh*, but after the first drop I was like ** He's been downvoted 15 times by you...HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHING THE POOP???? Obisidan is female? She's 17 man Umm, are you sure about that? According to Wolfram Alpha the energy output of the sun is 6327 W/cm^2. I'm pretty sure that today's chips don't even come close to that. Edit: it would mean that my processor is heating my house at 200x the rate as the complete central heating system I'm not sure what's scarier - that this guy reminds me of my father, or that I kinda find him attractive. why did you post it, then comment it yourself, saying it doesn't belong there, then post a rage comic about it? Oh great. One more STD to worry about, and it came from a cat. Just as soon as each one of my teams/arenas stop asking me to circlejerk about recognizing the troops that are fighting for our freedom in illegal wars. My dog is kind of a personal space whore... she never gets angry and often jumps on people's laps and licks their faces. They kiss her back. So yeah, it is about being familiar. Then again I have never done anything aggressive to her or hit her or ever been abusive. I don't think she knows what it means to feel threatened. I guess I just couldn't comprehend that they might actually be that dumb I'm going to be coming directly from dinner with a girl I'm talking to so I wont have time When I hear "money talks" I think of something totally different Don't worry; first time I've seen it. and it. was. epic. Yeah, but I also wanted to be a Warrior of Sunlight. Which meant having to meet up with Solaire at the Sunlight Altar, after opening the shortcut, but before he moved to L.I. Derp? It looks better than real life Called my guy today and found out that he's stopping completely due to BS from a few people he knows. ~Epic Sad Face~ So I desperately went hunting through a baggie that I throw stems and seeds into for safe keeping. While it doesn't solve my problem of no dealer...at least I can get high tonight This guy motivated me to get up and clean and do my laundry. ...is it? I thought Mandy Mitchell had more freckles Makes me wonder... what's wrong with the dog that we don't know about? Wtf bro? Giving advice, not being a pretentious fag like you are. Agreed He grew up to be kind of hot...And I'm straight Woke up watched little starcraft (genius nestea drg mkp Viewing this picture on an iPhone 4S and the resolution doesn't match. Not even close, what happened to this screenshot in the process? where do you work? this sounds identical to where i am at the moment. the foosball/ping pong table wouldn't happen to be on the 4th floor would it? How does that make any sense.. almost 4000 comments on reddit yet theres only 1600 views on YT.. Weird, I had the European controller and the American system. The power cord is fairly standard. Same cord as a PS3 slim i believe. The plug for the AV cable is proprietary though, but probably wouldn't run too much on ebay. I don't see the controllers in the wild often, but even when I do they're never over $10, and usually less than that I think. YOu say a local game shop there was charging $25 for just the controller ( At my school this would mean you'd be spending ≥ 166 hours per week in class... I want to see more like this. Oh my god. I love chicken alfredo with mushrooms..and this totally blew me away! Oh my laser-based radio? That is less than 6 minutes a mile Hello Justin! :-D wow, the chances of happening... That Pobelter what about dis guy? Well i'll be damned, I'm a pretty fun guy It has hands My vagina is clenching right now. ...more importantly, why are you photographing it instead of putting it out I veto the internet and dissociative idea... I love chatting online on MXE was not hard to foresee after watching episode 12... still, gotta wonder what happened to the scientist. he keeled over but... still alive This does not belong in f7u12 Use smileys to convey non-verbal meaning. :P when you're playful, :( when she says something sad, :) when you're glad (to see her or otherwise), ;) when you want to convey innuendo, :X when the subject is touchy, Glad you've lost weight dude. Whenever I see someone driving the same car as me I speed up to check if its just not a clone of me can someone fill me in on this one? The name of the website >Glad you've lost weight dude. no elaboration? Fit is alright, but it kind of looks like the suit was made unsymmetrical or something, a lot of weird tugs and pulls going on. 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When I'm using keys on a locked cabinet and am wearing a name badge...come to think of it, I got asked that question when I wore a vest too.... Can jack off to sounds now I'm so glad your pup didn't harm them! My Dad was mowing the lawn once and "exposed" a rabbit nest in his *suburban yard*! SALVETECATS_ARE_PEOPLE_TOO! I love Latin :3. Did you know, they actually used to write Latin in all caps and without spaces I use VMWare player for a Win7 dev machine and it's OK. I also installed an XP box for testing applications, but the latest VMWare tools are not in their repository for a month now You made a new account for this? What- didn't want her to see all your gonewild comments? "Product of the US and Canada, Mexico?" _ I think they are just impressed that the Vampire didn't kill the black guy first. I wanna live there.... Not mine, one of my friends': One day her boyfriend went to her and said, litterally: "Yesterday night, for a moment, I thought I didn't love you. Then I told myself that I did love you. But I already thought I didn't, so I must actually not love you." and then he broke up with her Holy shit.... I honestly believed he was the guy from Dirty Jobs! I once managed to get 9 kills and one assists on a mini-sentry Apparently. people are actually looking at the eyes beaten to death by the Fashion Police and their fabulous batons three times in a row Wow are you me? I'm 29. I was married for 8 years too. I'd elaborate, but I can't see what you responded too at the moment because reddit is being weird people are actually looking at the eyes Weird... I've not deleted a reply, yet I see deleted ones in my inbox that aren't in this thread, and my reply to this comment has also disappeared... what Would not of took. I don't normally say these things but god damn...she's so beautiful it hurts How was that a joke? '91 here. I remember it all quite well. Must have been that war and everything FUZZY!! Birthmarks can lead to cancer? I see. 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Dear God, she looks 50. If you look at the Section "Methods of Transforming Variables to Achieve Linearity" here that's what I'm talking about... I'm thinking something like this... log both sides to get log(y)=log(alpha)+log(beta/x). then you get log(y)=log(alpha)+log(beta-x). then take exp(log(y))=exp(log(alpha))+exp((log(beta-x)). then you get y = alpha + beta -x . set y to y', alpha + beta to alpha' and x to x'. then you get y'=alpha'-x'... something like that This image will stay in my mind's eye for a while. No matter how much I scrub my corneas. I haven't!!! Era un ingeniero de LG-Ericsson. UK, student. Probably 100£ or so a month. Could be less, if I tried, but I am quite happy with it as it is, I buy whatever I want, have a few ready meals when I am busy with coursework, and this also includes my Pepsi addiction (might not be good for me, but it's really my only bad habit, I need caffeine to stay awake and I hate coffee DA FUUUK is this .....you were 12 years when you were a junior in high school? Thank you. May I ask why would you never stay off resort again? DUDE! That was the first thing I thought of when I saw that last picture. You look exactly like that kid. This was me when I saw the last slide: wait ... robin williams is a comedian? I thought he was a director I can't find their page on facebook Is no one else noticing the word "realised" Omg your emotions must be so unstable wth Finished watching TNG a few months ago. I thought Data didn't end up doing it with Yar and it was just Yar being horny? Finished watching TNG a few months ago. I thought Data didn't end up doing it with Yar and it was just Yar being horny? Did you create this account just to stalk me? I'll do that. computer engineer... I might know you True, good looking out. I will give it rent when the flood of awesome stops. I'm trying to balance too much right now with two RPGs on top of that i thought hotshot was the boss Wow! I'm having a hard time believing that's the same person in those two photos. You went from looking 30 years old to looking... 16. Yeah, it actually is encoded as 720p. This is not a rage comic Why do you have this? What are your intentions with this... Device? Blue pill? Anything can be mentally addicting. I know a guy who was addicted to fucking Tums for a while. Ég átta mig nú ekki alveg á því hversu stór úrtök eru notuð í þessum könnunum almennt en ef þetta gefur einhverja vísbendingu um það hvernig fólk ætlar að kjósa í næstu kosningum þá er þetta stórmerkileg könnun. Það furðulegasta við þetta allt saman er það að ef þú skoðar hvernig fylgið hefur verið að þróast í þessum könnunum frá apríl 2009 (neðra línuritið í greininni) þá sérðu að mjög stór hluti af þessu fylgi Samstöðu kemur frá Sjálfstæðisflokknum (Sjálfstæðisflokkurinn fer úr 50% fylgi niður í 35% fylgi). Lilja Mósesdóttir er að stofna flokk byggðan á fylgi Sjálfstæðisflokksins and people think it is cool... My hand doesn't feature any kind of dildo. Someone really needs to photoshop in some sight-lines from the blond girl to the redhead's ass. And someone also needs to give me detailed directions to the next event upvote for not filling entire box with books O_o learned that one from experience... Someone from my LGS pulled a sorin and a foil sorin in the same booster When I poo, I try to get it outta me as soon as possible. You make me think that girls suck their poo back in for pleasure.. which is Did you just insinuate that the whole of India is gay? Your comment was posted 40 minutes after his This really caught me off guard Is this NA standart in Silver Gold ? I think some of the men have larger boobs That totally sound like something my husband dose very frequently..... Since when do cats speak Just to let you know in game he told me he was map hacking, I thought he was joking but he scouted close positions on Shattered Temple. Still thought he was kidding and just scouted there because he didn't know When I wrote that? I was at a 0. Whether high, drunk, or sober, I like coming up with silly elaborate stories that make no sense.... or do they? Fucking brilliant. The more you stare at it, the more amazing it gets. It morphs in ALL directions! THERE'RE TWO PAGES! ... guitar hero = I know Snooki and JWoww are living together but who is Reddit living with? HOLY FUCK, my friend has 2 dogs with these exact names. Why would you stare? How filtered is your reddit? i know that an is only used when the first letter is a vowel but i feel like it would be right here Does it get you ownership of the restaurant, too? I can sing well but I'm not trained in singing and my voice doesn't project very well. I also play guitar, percussion, violin, and trumpet, and I think that would be more reasonable for busking as I imagine carrying a piano around would be rather difficult... Do you guys in the US spell it doner? When did this happen? Dear god, you look just like my dad. There are four Call of Duty games on that list and they rank higher than Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess. I've never been more confused how the hell did you make a moving jpeg? now, i agree but there's also the commentary in our media that the british government is doing that same thing you said. in fact, the chatter in the news here are about how *they* started this new "debate" about the islands. ¯\\(\^ω\^)/¯ Cherry-chan wa kawaii na! 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I had to read the whole thing from that TL;DR are we siblings? The cat is all This just made me so sad. how do you only have 47 points for this Question is...why were you in North Korea to begin with? It wasn't the Danish was it.... Iama guy who was born and lives. nice stuff! thank you for sharing this. The gundam is making my face go like this Higher resolution would not affect mobility I saw this without reading the title. I thought it was just lots of clothes pegs attached to something. Then I read the title. 42 yr old Albany resident here, just moved back to the area a few months ago, everything has changed there is less to do it seems you know I just came back from breakfast to find people saying I was gonna plow that dude, so... I'd like to know what's going on as well what did i just watch Did a miner rape his sister or something? Emotes are Hom3rs depo. I'd do it but i have no idea at all how too And then she asked 'why?'. Well... Pack up folks, this is the song Which one? The guy in the middle? or the guy on the right Wow, I never knew 13 year old girls could be so, cute! Wait, does this make us all pedophiles? Thanks, I'll spend the next two hours scourging for scholarships your ass is sexy as FUCK You seriously can't tell? I don't understand why pharmacy staff don't get it...I mean don't they see people walk in with oral-related issues on a fairly regular basis? Same thing happened to me when I had impacted wisdom teeth removed. Gesturing for a pen, showing the script for pain meds with a bloody gauze on my mouth and a mouthful of blood. I mean, hello isn't it obvious I can't fucking speak to you at the moment?? Instead she thought I couldn't speak English Ehh my tall ex got that feeling just by virtue of me being so thin and him being jacked. I'm tall but not his size or anything size-wise. These are all four to the floor dude I thought my G500 was an average gaming mouse, and it's 200-5000 dpi I would shit my pants if I saw that in the real no shit Atheism is more controversial than Satanism? I've never seen this before actually the problem was that it wasn't the 916. the 1098 was ducati's way of apologizing for terblanche's design to the fashion conscious set It's Cassiopia Isnt the pic of the dad that weird dude from the first Harold & Kumar? RIT's network had issues late yesterday it seems; looks like the outage affected mostly UC (my IRC shell showed about everyone in UC drop off), and.. the ice rink press box What are honey-do's? I did a search but didn't get wiser.. (found a site that says "we do what your honey doesn't" THOSE are my favorites!!! Did somebody seriously downvote you for being weak? Oh noes! Was it a teaching hospital? Once I was observing an attending supervising a resident administering an epidural...and while the resident was inserting the needle in her back all within earshot the attending kept being like "UGH not like that, no no you're doing it wrong".... Poor lady Dear lord the ISO12800 performance. [](/b00 "I was started ;-;") Scared the shit out of me Wait wait wait, what did shitstorm did I start on the subreddit? I cannot believe that I've never noticed Havengul Lich lets you cast from *their* graveyards as well. Damn you could have used some commas there. I think anyone would be weirded out if that happened. People need to keep their eyes on their own genitals It woulda helped if you were online on time What's a good date to put for year-round housing? I put July 1st and I'm still on that waitlist That's better than I expected from ThinkGeek With about 1:20 min left simon winked at the pizza guy i hear bubblers burn faster than a pipe or a bong is this true? You'd have been safer teaching in a prison. Your two cats are exactly like my two cats. But long-haired instead of short-haired. How did I never get this??? Strands from some braided wire. Original ... Badges are these tiny little stones that you essentially carry in either your bag In pocket... what if you just... dropped one somewhere? i lost all feeling in my feet after seeing that Had a huge crush on a guy that used to come into the coffeehouse that I worked in years ago. Chased him like crazy. Finally he asked me out on a Saturday, said he would pick me up around 9pm. 9pm came and went, and around 11pm called my best guy friend to see if he wanted to come out with me and get drunk. His boyfriend was being a dick that night anyway, so my best guy said 'sure' and out we went to our favorite dive. Sat down, proceeded to pound back some alcohol and lo and behold... here comes the guy who stood me up, walking past our booth. He said 'Hi! Good to see you, this is my date so-and-so'. My best guy looked at me like Wasn't too alarmed until you revealed his future self. ummmm I think I beat Ryskillz101 to #12. Wait, is that guy an admin or something? now eat it Dennett looks WAY older than Dawkins I am still in shock! are you my doppleganger That's crazy. guy wanted flechette rounds at bass pro the other day. I was like Waitttt..where's the poster. Why do people upvote the "NSFW!" comments? What the hell is wrong with us? Violent gore ridden human death... nothing. An animal dies... and I am all offended and sad at the same time. They were playing Europa at the end of the match THANK YOU! Hahaha it's all good dude.. I'm wishing I had a few buds right now myself Shouldn't the whole car move up and down instead of just the trunk? Holy shit you can go again so quick? I'll never look at the five dollar buck box the same way again Hmm, maybe not then... ~( I didn`t even realize there was a colour difference until now Better make sure you don't listen to the quick padded steps behind you and the crunching of leaves or grass or snow (depending on where you are in the World) outside your window. That is creepy. Make sure you get wild-caught salmon. Farm raised fish don't have similar profiles since they are fed grain Wow those jokes are so corny and awkward... surprised people are finding them so funny. Haha yes, it does, but the cover is so .... suhweet! thanks man, totally forgot about this...and I only found out about it when I got arceus, which speaks volumes for my memory You wanted to stick it in her? Hahaha! I chose which character to draw with a random number generator (Assigned every mane 6 character with a number), I guess it's destiny I demand 800 minerals or I post screenshots. Out here in Bethesda windows are rattling like crazy too Ive posted this before but...the weirdest thing that ever happened to me was some girl on Facebook messaged me asking me, between three choices, what would I choose. The choices were Angelina Jolie, a kitten, or her. I was like "What the fuck?" You've really opened up a can of worms for me here. I am watching youtube clips of his "Adaptive Kalash" videos right now and now I'm hooked. So much for sleep tonight yea, I didn't sleep early yesterday...but woke up at 9am so perhaps I can shift my sleep pattern over a couple hours before Monday. "You look like Jacob Black" I can't stop watching WOAH. I wanted to ask the same! My God she's beautiful.. I like watching you when you sleep. I have taken so much note. I am getting myself fudge. I got a rocking dress to wear and I am gonna wear it to school. ^___^! My problem is I am too darn shy. I know i'm a pocket full of awesome sauce, I just get very nervous around guys I usually think harvestmen are cute, but that many in one spot freaked me out Oh god, the exact same thing happens in my house, except for the sonic boom and the little girl yelling out. I always here scratching in the walls and sometimes little tapping sounds at my window. I get so paranoid at night, because in my wardrobe is that little door thing that leads up to the attic That'd be a big motherfucking welterweight Chris?! This is fucked up. I just *literally* read your little dispute and then you reply. Ms. Cheerilee, you wanted to see me after class? Why are you looking at me like tha... 5 BPM? Thats possible? Wow, indeed really scary Not sure why you're angry ... What the fuck was that clip of the guy talking about loving PS3s and then humping a pillow doll? The point of your vid is to show how a public behavior with no reasoning can arise. So you're going to have to spell out for me why you think that in any way helps your case that superstition about "odd" occurrences = erie Go on... we are all interested now. yes, but they charge $300 postage, or something equally outrageous to cover the cost of the item. or out in fine print "not actual iphone, merely a picture or a chance to win..." Whiteshore has a road? you buy me this and i swear to do a stream / video of me eating the whole thing at once I think he's at it again Do people just... not look at the interface or what...? .....EVERY time? There's actually a guy at my school that does. He's wrote literally like a 500 page (it's either script or novel) vampire story... dead serious. That building is just outside where I used to work Have I been removed as a mod or something? Er. One gives you damage, one doesn't? Oh yea, I forgot the part about John Wall actually *playing defense.* I just broke up with this girl so I was on the rebound. Met up with a chick at the bar who knew my ex and brought her back to my place. We were in the middle of messing around and she goes "Open your eyes when you're kissing me, stop thinking about her" I opened my eyes and she was It's weird, the fact that "So they're even" was on a new line made this really really creepy. Also doesn't help that when I read "touch my thumb and middle finger together" I did it, then when it said "even it out" I did that too personally, i saw McDonald's delivery mopeds and went My grandparents were Italian, but were neither born nor raised in Italy. So people should go around telling me I'm Italian-American? What's creepy is that they all have the same pair of shoes. It's a cult! Why are you getting downvoted? Seems pretty weird to me. What happens if you drink the non-throwable version? Become a Healer in Terraria? Yes please fucking cat's still being all creepy n stuff "Self defense nerve centers and pressure points"? That is really fucking expensive. ...or if the truth I agree Oh wow, it does look a lot like that! You get the torches ill get the pitchforks The hell is up with all of those Ads? As a woman, if a place were listed as renting to "women only" I would be too creeped out to even visit Has someone invented a subreddit for that?! Uploaded the 5gb jpg via Dropbox's *Camera Uploads*, it says my Dropbox is full and I'm using 222% I don't get it I mean I like it! I know I like it.... But.. something.. seems... wrong somehow... And then I think I like that too maybe /b/ has killed me inside over the years..but /r/spadesicks is not that bad They used to hibernate in our window sills. Open them up in the spring and unleash the fury. Now I'm feeling horny... Didn't know anyone else did that. So let me get this straight... You're supposed to be a "fucking loser" because you're single and play video games AND a "fucking slut" at the same time? BOOM! flashbacks for me I'm pre-everything MtF and I have bigger breasts then Andrej TIL you can see a server side crosshair by pressing caps lock + 0, and its quite different from your normal crosshair. which one? Jokes? Wait, they wear sweaters in pornos? I totally didn't see the girl the cat is holding on to. That's fucking impossible Something funny happened around my neighborhood the other day. There had been a car with a Ron Paul bumper stick on it for months and I even mentioned it to the guy and gave him support for representing the movement. He seemed genuine, but alas I saw his car the other day he switched it to a Romney sticker. My mind seriously derailed like a freight-train going 100 mph. Never seen the Paul to Romney conversion. I still think its safe to say if you get struck by lightning, infection is a secondary worry THAT's some great art! Awesome details, colors fitting the ambiance... wow I don't understand why qxc only partly agreed with the MULE change, it's been a long time coming. Also, why is he trying to defend use of the scroll wheel to left click? It completely breaks the game Oh my god. I know it's well in the positives, but how does this post have over 8,000 downvotes? This is an absolutely necessary change. Are all those downvoters pedos? how can you be silver-plat? This was very comforting to say the least How desperate? Wait, did you just say that I'm ugly and have poor facial features? We should have the liberty to experiment as we please without being looked at weird. Matt "ran out of town" Dodge I don't understand any of his replies. wha? This is frightening. how in the world did you manage purple water? It was (e)specially awkward for me.. too bad I don't have videos on the list [](/rdhuh" Or maybe just the tor sites where you can trade bitcoins for hits on people that steal your parking spot That happened to me tonight. I turned off all the lights and sat in the dark until it reconnected. Man, try class of '98 CCA here too. By the way, I thought I read you were CAC.... ... My GOD why didn't I think of it sooner?! There's a Bone game? Mmm. I like dancing (though I'm terrible at it) and when I go out to the club I am mostly just there to dance with my friends, enjoy the music, drink some beers etc... but I'm not ever really looking to go home with someone, mostly because it just feels unsafe ...then again...why does water explode when shot at? There were no other parts of the deer anywhere near by..and someone let their dog take a shit on it You know what i think is funny. they claim idra is SO Bad and doesn't deserve his fanbase yet they show up to watch all his matches? 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Pilates was a no-no because I can't hold and support all of the positions between my neck and lower back. The issues with my neck are a whole 'nother story, but pilates and yoga were ruled out. I was encouraged to use the exercise bike, recumbent or otherwise, elliptical, or water stuff. I've been working very hard on keep my spine straight through my posture, and sleeping correctly, but I do have a shit mattress, but can't afford any better. And yes, I've been forbidden from lifting any more than ten pounds or ever bending over to touch my toes again. I believe you... EggDung. when i was a kid i didn't understand how it worked and just thought the only codes were what was listed in the booklet. Then i figured out i could make my own game gene codes by changing some of the characters and then i got more playability out of my game genie... Are you both mentally ill? Or a Markov Chain? SPARKLY. Somethings holding his loin-cloth up... My...my nose just started bleeding. After I saw the video of Johnny Cash's cover I just stared at the wall awhile... What does it say? Some of these games are 10-20 years old. Is it really possible to have a computer that can't run anything all? Are you also using Windows 95? Which part of Fiji? I've never used one Ditto at my gym. I have gone to the gym at various times in the day and I have not seen a single person do a deadlift or a squat. I see people do smith machine squats once in a while or doing BB curls on the squat rack Oh dear, I think you win I had no idea there were people who's legs ran out before their lungs I couldn't help but notice you have a growth coming out of your head which has its own panel and looks exactly like you What is with his eyes! Thats probably part of the reason they feel confident enough to post. Do you really think a guy who thinks his dick is small is gonna take and post nude pictures of himself to the INTERNET?!?!?! Also in my experience only guys with MASSIVE dicks don't think their dicks are small (and even then sometimes... my first bf was HUGE like holy crap! Depends on the church. I know Free Will Baptists do some crazy shit. They 'speak in tongues' and run all over the church. Why 'islamists' and not 'muslims'? Wait, are telling me that I can place poisons in folks inventories and cause them damage. I thought that was sweet till I read the "ripping her head off" part is that fake? There's a society? Serious. And devoted nearly *full time* towards defaming the character and the supporters of a *single man* on a website. Virtually all day. Every day Whoa whoa whoa.... When was it released No, that's You've already excited me, what with the no wipe poop find.... That's why my mother inlaw cuts my hair. Well, actually I may have been tricked somehow...My wife suggested it, but makes me think I have to always be extra good to her or she will tell her mom and the next time she cuts my hair, she'll slit my throat... DRG made MKP look kind of terrible Right now, every Miami player, past and present: Entirely urban state? NH? Wait whats tournament realm Oh my sweet baby lard, THIS!!! I dunno why but pooping with a tampon in (in general) is just wrong. What if poop gets on the string!? Real life Starcraft 2 roach. what if.. you used metallic crayons me gusta Roboblitz! Never enough of this physics-driven TPS-puzzlers. Wait, UE3 in indie-game?! Did I read, "sucks on his brother's dick" in one of the photo captions? What Mormon actually live until they are 110... Your bf didn't respond I didn't see Star Wars... I have come from a country where it wasn't really a big deal. I think I did see like half of one of the movies on tv at some point. Now, In England, everyone just goes like this -> That is weird...I added the lines there ( What really bothers me about this story, is that I randomly hear scratching noises on the baby monitor. Also, my child keeps waking up from what I assume to be nightmares. Thanks for hitting home. Wtf is that a crab? No Now is that from K/J Terra, or did you grind that out in the beta? What!? How'd that happen "It's full of stars!" Interesting point, but the other wives didn't try to strong-arm themselves into the band, so maybe she gets a pass on this poster because of that. I know a total of 4 redditors that could walk to Dad & Dudes... You have no idea why he got banned, but you start out by saying he didn't deserve it. On a completely unrelated note, did you change your major? Wait they exist? ...Where is that rod being supported? Infinite Power Thanks, I watched maybe the first twenty episodes as a kid, how many more are there... Wow, that is a lot of episodes! Or are they... This isn't NSFW But with fire/netherrack instead of green lamp dealies... And shockingly less square, considering it's Minecraft. But, but, they're *ATHEISTS*!! Yes. The only way I can get it to work is if I add a 2nd entry for myself. Beautiful eyes! i read that and i cracked up..lol..mind you i was in class...btw are they sure it was piss??lol Your eyes are fuckin' amazing. Wow! Yep! Seattle here. White fluffy things start falling from the sky and people freak the fuck out. I grew up on The Beatles . . . How the fuck did the picture on the wall fall down? You have an unread message... Exact-fucking-ly. This is kinda sad.... I know someone who looks just like this What weird kind of crash are you using that makes a "tshh" sound? Japan. They have them in vending machines over there....... [](/sbstare" [](/abwut" PS: iamsound might be a girl. Her girlfriend is pregnant... I'm an only child and, even though I've been married for 17 years, I still go so stuff by myself. I figure, as long as the voices in my head keep talking, I'll never be alone Wow you're nice... 1200 puts you in the top 25% Is..is that a fake tan? How old are you two? How U have laptop if live in cave?? Jesus Christ....you're so right What server?! People still play BF3 online? Haha that sounds like Hakeem Nicks excuse for dropping the TD in the week 15 game against the Redskins. I really hope Miles didn't actually use that as his excuse because this was a Sunday *night* game in Cowboys Stadium Oh man I remember that one and I also remember how much it pissed everyone off. XD Hard to believe it came out over 30 years ago You pretty much go at dawn or dusk, or just do a full-on night ride in the summer. It's freakishly warm this February though, so who knows what Summer 2012 has in store! So, you've already had sex, and now you're not going to have sex because you weren't supposed to have sex in the first place? I'm really not sure what's being accomplished here. That is exactly what I was thinking. Do Elin naturally jump that high? Totally in the midst of re-watching DW, and come across you I must know who that is but release yoric was bad He dropped this right before midnight on new years. Yeah, that definitely got an eyebrow raise from me Does that mean there's a gen before 1st gen? Yeah...that was just insane What about the Dorne arc? Those were probably my least favorite chapters in the book...... until I read the last one. Then I was like So your saying you don't like democracy all the time either O_O so much milk. I already drink about a gallon of water (3+ L) a day. I can't imagine the amount of food and liquids she went through to maintain that Im sure he is happy, obviously. He was purposely making a derp face i think. like, on of these. Wow. Nash already with 7 assists in the 1st quarter tonight! So, how hard would you say it is to learn xmonad? I've been meaning to learn a twm for ages now. I experimented with awesome for a bit, but couldn't customize anything (seriously, I'd change a config file and the whole thing would break. I was only following the wiki... an AMA for what? honestly i dont make it up there to often so im not sure what would be a good place to go i know im not much help holy shit, i am 13 and i have possibly accumulated enough sex info to answer this. I went back to Tython 3 times...pretty much at the end of each act ....he's 40? Thanks, I totally didn't even notice So, Soraka just got wrecked completely. Its all one big circular drum! hah it's all good. I just had to take a double take and was like I think I just saw this Who shaves at night? Fuck!! dem Hooters!! I have a feeling this is just your attempt at getting laid because you don't have a date. Good luck with that! ( Wait according to the chart graves counters Caitlyn but Caitlyn also counters graves I'm a natural lefty who train myself to be ambidextrous and I can easily use a mouse with either hand, I just can't type for shit. Materials in a box? Oh I see what you did there That alien's penis is longer than its legs Can't believe I watched the whole thing Wow, the username is gone now. Mother fucking bullshit with tittysprinkles is about how I sum this patch up. And people downvoting and not making this problem more aware. Oh no worries man, the calendar is pretty hilarious! The first time I looked through the pics I didn't even realize any of them were at UW but I did recognize the seattle skyline. Then I looked through them again and was like Fullmetal Alchemist. Demos cost MSP I like those panties... they're cute... I'd rate Trynd as most overrated champ, like everyone plays him and thinks there ult lasts all game or something We did? I didn't notice that before! i was concerned about his tailbone and lower spine Nop, there is no nightlife in Portugal and no Youth. There are only people with 50+ going out until midnight, the rest of the county moved abroad Mother of God What did I just watch? Which is wierd because actual sephardic jews are from europe, apparently, and look european 50 people for FNM As a former Texan, I thought Washington was more civilized holy crap! I heard about the power yoga from one of the other regulars... Referred to it as the "hard yoga class". Pfft, hard yoga, yeah right. So then I went and I completely underestimated how much I would want to puke halfway through. I try not to eat for several hours in advance... So much core work. ...My girlfriend is teaching me Norwegian... I only know basic things... but.. is this not Norwegian back to front and threw the legs is my guess... just don't smell their wrists At first I though the medium rails were pretty funny. Then I saw the plates Thank you for Watching I guess so I've never felt that my biceps would need work and they make me feel weird because everybody and their mother at my gym seems to work their biceps exclusively. They make me feel like a curl bro. Seems I have issues… How... How did you get stuck together? Nothing like a grim ward or two to keep the peasants in line This either proves that we'll reach the conclusion that there's no way to bend time or that humanity will be anihilated before being able to achieve such technologic advancements I'm the same way < Wait... you can do SEALED? Can you do draft too As a woman... Da fuqqqqqq?! Fast forward through the actual gaming part? If you want just story, buy a damn book Anniversary I saw you were in the negative. People *really* didn't like you suggesting randomization, did they? Funny, I was conceived on the 50th anniversary. Apparently it is a popular day to get it on O_o^o_O^O_o^o_O^O_o^ NSFW tag please. 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But for some reason I got a book and a lamp I just beat and finished this game recently, I didn't even know there were moral choices possible to make. ###Update us Oh really? I didn't know mimes where a part of black history month Yeah, you just have to remind yourself that its *fiction*. Otherwise, I recall staying up to 4AM on a school night in highschool to finish one of his novels. My face was something like this I also got called by the Marine Corps when I was graduating high school, but somehow I ended up making an appointment to go to the recruitment office. I'm still not sure how exactly it happened, but I was pretty freaked out until I called them back to cancel. I try to stay away from the telephone. A ex-broke up with me a week before spring break. She went down to Florida and called me while intoxicated to tell me she was fucking guys's brains out. She broke up with me cause I wouldn't have sex with her. (I was young and we had 0 protection) So I made the right choice to say no, but it was still fucked up she did that Different win conditions doesn't mean "comboing out" or "tutoring" a win condition. It could mean playing mill. Or a creatureless burn deck What the fuck kind of tape did you use? its an Oxymoron Jesus. lol, I actually did this when I couldn't figure out the real way to get there my horse actually walked up the side on the mountain I was thinking the same thing Man you are better than any fucking scenario writer with the same nickname What OS/hardware do you have that takes longer than 5 minutes to boot Same man, it really does expand your view quite a bit. Iobogaine is supposedly WAY more intense though in terms of changing your life forever (cuts all major addictions [opium and alcoholism], and it's three days I had déjàvu while reading this. now 3 people...we are growing stronger!!!!!!!!!!!!! As someone who dated an identical twin for 2 years, trust me, eventually they look completely different. There's no way I could mistake one for the other anymore...however I did accidentally grab the wrong ass once when we started dating...awkward I was a freshmen in high school and he was a junior in high school in another city (we dated for about almost 2 years). The only reason we meet is because when we first got internet in my home my mom was addicted to chat rooms and was talking to him using my info. *it sound crazy but its true I think everything would just shut down seen as the workers would stop working. Do you need electricity to have runing water btw? Whoa. I tagged "estrogen" but i don't remember why Thanks for all the help, aparently it was that my wireless network name was <( >Yeah, you just have to remind yourself that its fiction. Otherwise, I recall staying up to 4AM on a school night in highschool to finish one of his novels. My face was something like this Oh very sexy no doubt... apparently naming my network < ( Holy lord and the great beyond....your gorgeous Intro and outro tracks are the longest? I am so blown away by this. We will probably see these advances available commercially in a few years great ... now i have a craving for oreos Imagine an alternate ending where Iroh fights Ozai instead of Aang!! >I'm a 7th grader now... What in God's name are you doing on reddit But how close is it? I have the same dining table as the one in that picture Oh and coming from dota, that unlimited wards thing is always like Can't wait for Pulsfire Ezreal much longer! I live on a street that sounds like a character from Mortal Combat. I read this to my Mom and she said "Yeah, that's what *insert friend of hers who I cannot stand* wants in life." How is this allowed on youtube? A forum? Which one? He looks amazingly attractive in that picture Holy shiiiit! Can I put this in r/Ladyboners......... Festool in a school workshop? Is that... ham? I live in Anchorage, too, and I swear I've seen you before. The art style on this one is amazing! Its a great switch up from vectors and hand-drawn! She will nom on you with her non-mouth Yeah upgraded weps and accessories as well as level are basically the easiest way to go about it. Though it took me a couple tries. Sorry I can't give more detailed help I haven't fought Orphan in about a year. Yeah. I'm single, iffy about Febuary, dislike Tuesdays and really don't enjoy valentines day. Its like the stars aligned OotS was complicated but awesome... Though now I really want to start up DND... Lol, yeah seriously. I didn't think much of it then. Been jacking it since I was 9. Now I'm 30. What if everyone looked like that I didnt know what spacedicks was until just a few minutes ago. Sure ive seen references pop up on reddit from time to time, and thought nothing of it. Well, tonight curiosity got the best of me and...uhh... I cant explain what I just saw... **WHY REDDIT, WHY?!?!** Are... are there signatures on that quilt? You're going to have sex on a quilt that your family and friends have signed? God help us. Oh god... Atleast with r/spacedicks the title is somewhat clear about what to expect Well apparently it's a shit system, if they have to print maps on business cards I think a well kept beard is attractive. Will this said beard interfere with cunnilingus? That is the exact gif I thought of when I saw the OP's post What you said.... has wantz to buy awesome I honestly don't know what the Knights of New is, could you enlighten me? And I'm young and attractive, so mostly sexual propostions from creepy men This is brutal man Those times What? Lots of blood and gore in a game is a selling point in a game. °·° °.o o.o o.O O.O You are amazing, man. Your story sounds more made up Here I am using cornhusker's lotion on mine. I feel silly. You are the best person ever to grace reddit with your genius. This reeeeeeeally makes not want to eat those now Oh crap! Very true. Just pointing out that he isn't all that far in just yet. First time I saw the Gaping Dragon I was literally like Thanks Is anyone going to point out that drawing on skin with a needle is a completely different art style? Different tool, different canvas. I've seen amazing artists fail when it comes to making something look good on skin french-style hot mustard... How do you hit 110-115?!?! Everybody's out to get me!!! Hot damn, that's retarded I have a 140 pound rottweiler... I get scared that he might crush me That's what I'm using.. Then I'm apparently all sorts of confused because I could swear I was playing Riven before Wukong was even released. Why? I read it as ftw... Huh. Is that good or bad? Apparently he is very old now... do I really look like that?? I find this comment quite self-contradicting I am extremely shy at first, proper and polite. Once I warm up to people though they are surprised to find out that I'm funny as hell and cuss like a sailor! Also, (I'm female) that my first kiss was actually with a girl A NSFW tag would be really appreciated. maybe he's like her fuck-buddy...or..some sort of fuck-coach. I really need to work on my food budget. I spend ~$150 a week on groceries and people in this thread are saying that some people get by spending that renting a room Where can i get those Nyan Cat keys? Hello! Sorry for the late reply, but I finally got an answer from the B&M about the Edmundo, it seems like since they reduce this edition batch to only 1,000 boxes, they raised the price to 900 USD per box... Only males. What does it mean by "Some nights in villages will be worse then others"? Must remember to watch this Holy shit, people really love this 'Wegman's' NSFW hehe I always think that too. "shit, if I can hear them... they can definitely hear me. That girl works out at my gym I play counterstrike too. At first I was like Oh my goodness Looks like the beginning of a terrible porno. You are a bad bad batman fan I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not She's Gina Carano,she fights in MMA could you belive it? Personally I'm more worried about alcohol related offenses. Yeah. Though a lot of times I enjoyed a higher class lvl instead of a cool race. Though I've definitely seen some nasty race combos. I suck at being a GM but a few of my Boulder friends want to play so I'm going to try and relearn it... Again, crap, I meant my hamdrax. Does the gugnir even mine minerals? For a second I imagined a League of Legends where you weren't allowed to last hit, like, at all. ∑( I'm an BJU '00 grad If your handle has anything to do with your RL name, the only rufus i knew was an asian dude from singapore and I myself being one of five-ish asian dudes in the whole school, I pretty much knew all of them doggy inception!!!! How bizarre... it's a conspiracy .... HOW AND WHERE? hellooooooo can anyone see this Best drumming I've ever seen. Holy shit I live in Northern Bergen County NJ Uncanny Mine is exactly nine months after, the 14th of November If only you could finish them... Haha, that was actually quite good. But the nordecke crowd wouldn't be very think in Seattle, where the hat trick happened Oh... wow, what? This looks like valid grounds for a "Reddit is secretly controlled by some overlords" conspiracy theory. I wasnt doing too good as lich just now, then my ping spiked to 1k and stayed between 500-1000ms and we got steamrolled. That would be interesting! Now I am having visuals of him as a walrus. Cool mane!! Omg i'm so glad theres video of this i wasn't sober enough to remember each track Now I'm even more confused, everything is back how it was all of the sudden? I might get my wish These all sound pretty great, actually. I downloaded all five seasons of queer as folk Is it bad that the first time I see you outside of /r/mcgill you're clueless or trolling I think it's a good question. Why WOULD you grill someone's faith at ANY time? It benefits you or them in no way, shape or form. Do you really think they're going to change their mind because of what you've said? Would you want them to have blind faith in your assertion? ( Exact same thing I thought EVERY.DAY. God damn.... And I remember the ranging stampede to get to the swing in kindergarten! WOW! thats a lot of dedication Lol. I'm doubtful you consumed MDMA in that case. But it's the quantity of this food that concerns me. I mean, if you are like really really poor... you don't really eat a huge brick of cheese in one sitting, know what I'm saying? You don't go to McDonalds for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner... that gets expensive. You don't load up your shopping cart with cans because it's more expensive. I know families that are poor... and they buy stuff in bulk; beans, rice, couscous, etc. They buy stuff fresh and make everything from scratch. The dollars just don't add up... the processed stuff is really expensive, and yet morbidly obese people eat this stuff... where do they get the money for it? No, really? Not anything from my co-workers, but once I said "if I were a girl, I'd totally be a lesbian" and my co-workers started laughing uncontrollably... I didn't think it was that funny... Then I started to wonder if the internet had made me calloused to what was fucked up and what wasn't Wow that's sick but impractical Funniest part is they want to make sure people don't overplay so they play warning messages every hour that CANNOT be turned off in any way, but refuse to put in a clock Whoa... What if the earth really is just an egg for a giant space-dwelling creature that lives for trillions of years... this makes a lot of sense Its like axing Maldini from Milan I thought this belonged here. When I heard it I was like Did you use the same amount of alcohol for the recipe or did you multiply it to equal out the ounce? If you didn't I would imagine that to be some pretty potent stuff Oh...wtf. Oh, we saw a shark alright Friend of mine made this last night ... I'm always amused by 'hot' people that complain about being single all the time. I followed some celebrity the other day on Twitter because he was gay and tasty, and then he starts whining about not having a Valentine's Day date Why did that turn me on...Im a sick fuck *New* RES??? Can't believe Virgin are using this now! Where about did you see this in Edinburgh mate? I'll see if I can pass it. Witness it with my own eyes holy mother of god and the great beyond..i must get this I wish. That would mean I could find Narnia finally. I was always pissed as a kid we had closets and not wardrobes. that double kick... What? What is this? Yes. Don't they have Google available in Portland? I forgot how dirty that was. Sorry I was distracted by the ice blue eyes! That's insane! I wonder how many FBI agents are ITT? Oh wow, didn't see him at all in 1, I've never bent a straw slamming it down. He could have suffered a severe heart-attack from the overwhelming feeling of surprise. Perhaps you accidentally saved his life by forewarning him. Haha, wow, why are you coming after me? There's a large number of people in this thread who are unsatisfied with the appearance. I live near Yellowstone, and I have to say, it's tourists doing stupid shit like this that gets them killed. Jumping around on the a trail by edge of the falls? Hah, I just took an osteology exam earlier today on dentition...was fiddling around with a skull exactly like this! Yeah it's creepy...alveolar production/resorption and what not No mames hah! Yeah I saw an SG the other day and the headstock was in the pic, but it looked blacked out. I browse craigslist almost every day on my phone. Most of it is junk but once in a while there's a great find. Like last week I got an Epiphone Thunderbird (the cheap-o bolt-on one) for $75. And a while ago I got a Line 6 UX2 for $100, which was one hell of a deal considering it was brand new. The box had been opened but everything inside was still sealed. Got it from a berklee student who played french horn He's doing damn well for an amature, thats for sure Must take a plane directly to Sweden now Then just use 1 Trollheim tele to get there and have home tele's for banking/escape. Girl bathrooms are more messy then guy bathrooms most of the time I know it's your opinion, but saying T-ara songs are better than 2NE1 songs is a bit Is it... moving? No Turn that frown upside down? Then you wake up a zombie. Jesus, the cabbies in San Fran are insane. They know duh!, why would anyone downvote such a wonderful AMA request ITS FREEEEEEEEE I was gonna say, a 26-year lifespan is a bit short. Front electronic suspension?! My mother dreamed she named me my unusual and incredibly girly name. I also have a really uncommon last name so for a long time I thought I was the only one with my first and last name combo. While researching my family genealogy, I discovered a direct ancestor with my exact name. Strange enough, it was a male. Even stranger, he died by drowning. I've been severely hydrophobic for as long as I can remember. maybe if you didnt miss-spell his name you might have a little more success Is this with every female in the game? Every time I see Cruz turn on those after burners and go, my face goes 780 Petabytes? Never heard of that one.. he (on the game show) was like Also it is not a garden I don't even remember him growing out his hair that long, unless it's an extension. Your monorail kitty has evolved Did you take this idea from my blog? Why the fuck do I hang out with these people 75hp? Posted from my tablet from the first time and it didn't appear that way. I know better. I did the same thing. I hope DRG Genius Finals The mindagames and the builds Seriously? I think it still looks amazing I came here to say the exact same thing How is that even possible fucking nefelim Wait, she rubbed peanut butter down there and let the dog... Brynjolf has a... Market stand? But the Anamanaguchi OST was the video game For once dem bananas look scary Oh no, we have this hanging in our living room at my house. Some peoples offspring Holy shit this was exactly 1 year ago Sorry to have wasted an extra 50 seconds of your life? ho-ly shit I have you tagged as "tried to suck his own dick" the most wtf thing about this is her lack of ankles YouTube implemented the Wadsworth Constant‽ You mean they nerfed what made Vlad broken and he's harder? do they also benefit from melee upgrades?!? How do you even manage to keep it lighted for that long? Spirited Away and Howl's Moving Castle were very good :) then again, that's going back like..six years or so Spirited Away and Howl's Moving Castle were very good :) then again, that's going back like..six years or so My trip was the 1st week of May last year. I wonder if we crossed paths at some point Really smart play by De Jong Yes that's my point. Yes, I know what you mean. I'm an M:TG player primarily and I dabble in 40k, warmachine and L5R. Oddly enough around here, the warmachine players are pretty normal (other than geeky). Magic and Yu Gi Oh! players are utterly disgusting, hygiene wise. I'm not socially awkward myself (though I do enjoy hobbies that seem that way; and I love Reddit LOL, and I'm an IT Pro). Otherwise I'm just a normal guy with a pretty, smart girlfriend. Note: The L5R players are actually ok too... some like to dress in Full Samurai Armor at Tourneys though Eeep At first i was like Holy sh*t Seungri. Well, there's no way I'm ever going to see him as the cute, silly maknae ever again after this... and I LIKE IT Writing an entire essay must have been extremely hard It appears to be a lot of both As a va beach-er, this is the scariest story of the thread No subtle point. Hmm... it's so hard to pick. One that jumps out at me is getting the swift razzashi raptor and getting enough tokens given to me by my fiancee and a buddy to get my rep with the Zandalari up to exalted... all on the very last day that the old Zul-aman and Zul-gurub raids were available. I also got a certain satisfaction out of going back and dropping the Lich King like it was no big thang a little while after Cata came out, considering that the bastard tore my old guild apart back in Wrath. And then there's silly stuff... like, when I was leveling for the first time, I always had a lot of fun trying to jump up to high places... so it blew. My. Mind. when I finally got my first flying mount. I could get on ANYTHING Yeah, that would be super lame.... Good one :D I hate I do that What? The news about E7:AO has been out for awhile. I was thinking that when i wrote it Wait- you're the guy working on this? Or is this just a concept design? Are there no lights in your house??? I... might buy an iPad for this game. Yeah, I haven't done any PvP except for the two times I was invaded THERE ARE SIX OF THEM?!?!?!?! I only ever did the first two. sick sick SICK lineup How does someone AFFORD taking a class that many times?! damn i thought that was a really sexy girl in a pink tee until i enlarged the pic That's what I said Did you just Most-Interesting-Man-Meme the intro to your post? That dude is 13?! lol wtf, u could like...HUG her clit At first I thought it was a larger bag and those were all blunts... I have never seen so many upvotes on a youtube video before "My first attempt at Quota 2" ... Should be open again by now I haven't gotten your friend request either. i know man! i dated a girl who admitted that the idea of being eaten out made her uncomfortable. i was all I ve now spent about an hour and half browsing wikipedia... I have major issues with this. Lin has been playing for a *week and half.* I want one I'm actually surprised. During the break before MC plays the first game, they played a song, a rap song, that said "nigger" unbleeped. Prepare the pitchforks, something might be bad.... I'm a female, and I'd like to understand so bad I can't help it. Books are attractive. All those words.... mmmm, beautiful. And don't even get me started on leather-bound editions.... If you have a mouse/keyboard, why spend $54.99 on a mouse? I like how the site says "search for your email using this box, but keep your privacy by only searching for part of your address". Yet, you can browse through all the email addresses, neatly organized on their website. ( why would you edit the regkey? just migrate the profile The source is... you? All I remember was buying Mint flavored red stripped, something condoms from the gas station and getting laughed at by the clerk. I had to make sure I didn't get shot, ran over, mugged, or infected by the hooker. That game was so life like. That's weird...Normally they are touching other peoples penis.... Whoa...it's the most beautiful cat I've ever seen. I occasionally browse over to /r/WTF ... I swear my face is always Went to high school with a boy named Sterling Silver.....he was black with albinism. Where is the pattern for this At one moment one of the band members looked identical to Ezio from Assassin's Creed You learned that today? That's pretty much it. This was actually in Mexico, so I probably would've been used for sex/drug trafficking. Didn't upvote either... Is obsidian copyrighted by Blizzard or something? I don't remember a unit in wc3 with that name, its just the name of a stone isn't it? wdf, the stuff is so much more convincing than some of the animations we see today.. 3 days? That's like 18 episodes a day. Aww great...now I have to go back and finish the story... pretty fucking perfect Woah... You just gave me an idea So you can fire it simply by flicking safety off? I just heard my case ( HAF-X ) make a metal popping noise like it would being popped back into place/shape. oh playxp? I misread, this is about GSTL, I have no idea why hes talking about playxp In all honesty Genius used brute force because it was the smart thing to do because MC wouldn't expect it. So it's like brain and brawn "The couple I live with"? You're only in the 7th grade Did anyone else notice that the Queen's/Batterwitch/Condesce's ring had no prototype ball things on it? Really!! What other colors is there Now you've got me trying to think of a word I would use other than 'shopping'. Hopefully you're changing helmets every time it saves your life. what if adam and eve were a metaphor for a larger group of humans that were all booted from Eden? omg! That's strange, I learned the same exact thing yesterday at my college. Do we go to the same school? My current embark drizzles goblin blood. Constantly - it never stops. And the ground is covered in tendrils and eyes Cool but... is it just me or has that bust on Notchs Desktop a ~~Hitler~~ Chaplin-Stache? Africa, where if the kids are still alive by the end of the year, the orphanage is doing a good job He looks like my cousin, first initial G. 2000 upvotes? the fuck IF you can win the game by winning the game it's obviously the best way to win the game I really do not know Whoa Mullet... Wait, what hat/misc is that on soldier This one is actually... really good. Dang. I don't know if I voted for it or not... but I clicked a button. I think young Niel Tyson could kick my ass ohgodohgodohgod . . . wtf ....What? That's just bizarre and perverse. Are you sure? He's not just a forum of one person. (or is he? one of my NEW actual fears. Camera phones i want to ravage you undeniable perfection On right, if anyone was honestly confused Maybe it is I'm not too good with the imperial system, but isn't 9"x8" the size of two stacked cans of coke? You say that as if it's untrue. Mmm whats this about him having only 1 year left? Does he still have to do required military service? Did he delay it earlier i thought they had to go in before 27 dude, seriously like... they have 8GB ram and have i5 quad core processors... i was like But awful on the john Wow...I...I didn't even think of that. I was just looking around in all the really tight and dark places then I thought oh it's probably in a obvious place so I started to look on the chair and table then I saw him slowly creep up and my eyes went from o_o There are others like me... wow.. THE MACHINIST 17 / 68 = 1/4 of the way there That works? I bet you must have felt like a psychic so someone noticed Do I knock Eevee out with a bar of steel? Yeah, I didn't even look at the cars. I just saw the building and went How do you piss in the bowl while sitting down with a boner? oooohhhh!!!! that cat is dumbfounded by the glory you hold You like the word nitpick. Not bad idea at all, though the calorie seems monstrously high haha, 2000 Playing with friends on a college campus..what's off about that? I freakin love frisbee! I kind of want to hump this book. = Except for someone who has lived in frat house Stephen hawking is god! Erie doesn't touch Lake Erie I live right off the Pink line Wait what. Ross' little sister was killed in a car accident? Is Ross' sister Selina, the young girl hit by a car in front of the Hell House? Upvoted for having the exact same strainer as me, in the Netherlands Am I the only one who saw a creepy half face under the piano?! This bitch is insane!!! I'm sorry you had to deal with that It's funny cuz this is what I'm like. I'm a guy. Except I don't GO TO THEIR FUCKING HOUSE 6 TIMES. Christ. Those? You mean those front wheel panniers on that bike? How do those even work? It took me YEARS to realize that Tokyo was anagram of Kyoto.. And I only just realized that from this post here.. Oh good lord! Are you sure you're a conservative Whoa. The West Wing was set in DC?! FUCKING INSANE! OMG. I'd totally watch for her in dark alleys and shit. Why on earth would I care about karma? Holy shit! @rmcoop27 would your friend happen to be in the San Diego area...I may know this JJ... oh my god she misspelled so many things!! "I love... cake" NOPEd at the sight of the second page. Then it just kept going... I was posting some packages for friends of mine at the postoffice, one going to Canada and the other to France, so she goes "Canada, that's not Europe. France... is France in Europe?" " What was I tagged as? the back ally ways of colonial, 5 dollars a pop I read the first little box and thought OH THATS NOT THAT BAD..... I was in for the ride of my life. Sure sounds like it.. It definitely looks this way for the spoon and fork people. Every time I see a fork head I scratch that part of my nose. For some reason it always make me itchy there. I have no clue why. Looks like he's about to eat your boobs. TIL a lot of Hoosiers get on Reddit. OMG I GOT TWO!!! Thanks. This wasp wasnt alive. He did have 2 stingers though I'd say Machine girl gave me more WTF's... but it wasn't as good as TGP. Ichi the killer on the other hand... I though missing a step going up normal stairs were scary What sort of "programmer college" doesn't tell you about zero-based counters until the third trimester? I just got a boner.... and im a girl. Weird. the scary part is, that is clearly a starbucks uniform... he took a picture of the top of her head dechè?? He got what he deserved Omg it was amazen thankyou so much! For some reason seeing slap_bet outside of /r/nfl or /r/eagles seems stranger and more exciting than Evan Mathis doing an AMA. He looks like Lich King. Oh. My. God. I watched shoenice22... O_O NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOPE!! Same link yikes Are you at all disturbed by the fact that the person you're arguing with is carrying on a long elaborate dialogue with herself under different usernames and actually *complimenting* herself on her own views? Because I am. If he's the ugliest of his litter, his siblings must be something really special Do you by any chance have a Mr.Rounds as a gym teacher? Since when is he a felon? Why are you linking me to funnyjunk How many girlfriends do you have? I have a friend who's really into the Secret.. it's kinda.. insane. She wishes for money a lot but doesn't want to work, and keeps telling me to read it. One time I was really really sick, and she got mad at me for not going to a party with her because she said I could just feel better if I tell myself to. 8 Doran's Blades between two AD carries. No... He's just LINing... you're telling me that there is a munchies subreddit and I've never heared of it before You maxed out your SU-100. Why? So you nicknamed your girlfriend after a whale? Is you brown and white dog taking a shit?? What a rude time to snap a photo. Haha. Thanks. That was just bitter I see horrible man with short hands and tentacle legs. No capital "i"'s!?!??! I think I might be misinterpreting the question, I didn't know people squeezed poop back in.. Is this for real? I thought it was a made up fact.... wtf did you just say? And her account Oh my god, my wife and I have very similar arguments... You know, I'm not afraid of swimming, or pools, or "the deep end," but Olympic-Sized pools freak me the hell out "Sure, something's probably going to explo--WUT. Whoa, I didn't know that synthetic bud was made a scheduled 1 drug Do you know if they fixed the infestation? I think i just finished.... *looks at name* oh..... *reads post* Yes. Yes we would. And/or more like this. Going to go get off now so I can think straight again. if your in such a fuckin hurry why don't you ride something with more horse power than my lawn tractor back home...it must suck gettin passed by the delivery guys Her vagina hair is more impressive than my beard. i don't see it I've brought this concern up and the response has been, "Well, if you see any comics breaking the rules, let us know." or something to that effect... Where is the adidas logo? Its one thing if you've ever witnessed this...it's another thing when you're the one eating it Was he cold before? It actually takes down the torps no problem? That's crazy. I swear that musta changed it since launch This is at my home town, Hamburg, district Billstedt, in Germany My girlfriend's roommate is christian and anti-abortion. She told her last summer she had an "elective miscarriage". When my gf asked her if that was an abortion she had an appalled face and said it was not. degree in journalism but works in IT? Wow, two free round trip tickets and half your ticket refunded? What the hell airline do you fly? The guy's oven caught on fire aka the level that gave me anxiety as a child Capps is honorable mention for me. Especially given how much we're paying him! Mine cuts funding after 5. The average time to graduate is 5.5. ... Mine too ... The little one looks traumatized That is how I always considered myself... That blog post in the other thread confused me 6'4" I think. Pred's backup Lindback is 6'5" though Damn, never thought I'd see any butthurt people on GW Holyyyy shit it's actually a gigantic nerf. This is reddit... there are no women, Christians, or people with significant others. Where are the front panel wires? I don't see them HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON How culturally relevant Looks like mojang logo I do indeed. ScUmBaG sTeVe. i bet you almost peed yourself. Yep saw it close to Carnival Liberty (which is already huge) it's like im there It's hard to believe someone with the username of Semen-Thrower actually partakes in socially extravagant activities. ooooo my own carb free cream sodas.... I went through the exactly identical thought process, word for word "re-arranging venn diagrams of words"? The poke transfer in a Poke Center? Heh, not sad at all. I love AFI and the fans surrounding that band. Begin Transmission was a trip. My friend didn't feel it though...As far as I know.. i like free things I don't see why peeing in the shower makes anyone imperfect! Now, not washing your hands after using the loo... that I do not get. What's even stranger, Haunter is 5'03" Whoah, Bear Grylls did an IAMA? So has Nubenai already given everyone a key? Yay for a bandaid. So many people don't EDC first aid kits I was *terrified* of Thomas the Tank Engine as a child. Those faces It looks like a heartbeat ... and the 600mm is going to have a street price of $12,999. 1,2,3,4...5 long fingers? Freakin' fantastic. Though I never did pay much attention to the lyrics... took me by suprise a little. As a female... this blows my mind... My mistake? Geez, a single grammar mistake I'm so curious as to whether a Husky fucked a Corgi or the other way round What about internal bleeding? He can't see that blood Wow this is actually going ahead of schedule I'm his pet sitter and when I first heard her on the phone. I was like..."How did that happen?" That patch is actually insanely semilar to our team patch Awkward moment when ur mom is in this pic... Because I think that two adults in a relationship should be able to openly talk about their sexual desires instead of resorting to childish games? What epicshower said. But it felt like more than 150k to me Freshman in high school or college? I'm a Finn and had no idea this was going on.. I had the weirdest crush on Winona Ryder's character in that movie as a child. wat. Clarify? Why does the k sound add to the humor? thats what a bong looks like on 2 hits of acid I find it hard to believe that a SEAL would think a one night stand is painful Indeed. I also enjoy your choice in posters. However, I feel I should not look at any more details, otherwise I may end up creeping you out..... I think fruit would technically rot ones mouth faster than bacon, because the sugar can be a better source for the bacteria to feed upon umm there are people who auto downvote everything i post there... That's actually kind of sad. He's so addicted to games that he cannot even spare some time to leave I read it as "kegel". So you're saying when blood appears it means it's going well? How can you post with your brain being eaten and all Holy crap, I was like "oh he's just squeezing the worms out, not so bad." then the swab appeared ... what wound? So is this official? or just a really good italian pmv ...the fact that you have this opinion makes me think that you must be my other me. Chickens are fierce. Don't ever mess with a chicken.They will peck your eyes out and crap on your grave Oh good wasn't sure people weren't going to get it Is there a real treasure of sorts? Worse than drunk dialing I'm not sure if he lvled himself.... "what does that snake lady do ?". He doesn't know most champs And? A pilot with a fear of forklifts and earth movers? I once realized that animals are not like people, and they don't realize that the world is out there or even that there are other animals like them outside their little pack. Could you imagine living in a pack of like, 7, and thinking those were the only humans on earth? squarebanks here as well I bought the very first Sims years ago on the day it came out for just $10, due to some pricing/labeling fuck up at Target. No idea if it was just that item, that store, or others. Guy scanned it and said "That'll be ten dollars" and I'm like I've had the first one happen before. It wasn't even a joke. Open cabinet, 2 minutes pass, close cabinet, dad standing behind me The Rainbows... what's up with the huuuge google search bar in the middle of the screen? And he is 36 "I hate when this happens." ... How many times has this happened to you No, but I read "Kobe" at first Alicia Keys I was just like, "looks ok". Then I fullscreened It's worth the risk. And it won't kill you unless you're in contact with a LOT of it. I did hear about a flock of birds that was exposed to mercury though and many of them turned homosexual.... The door switched walls Didn't this have music last time I watched it? I hope not, they have red spots I don't know if I should believe you, internet stranger **WHAT WAS NUMBER FIVE AGAIN?! Wait... They started in the 70s? My bad... the Big Bang version+poster was only $20... and no import tax! No taxes of any kind, actually I played in a 4v4 and when we won they said that the two partners were mentally ill and that we ruined their day and they were going to commit suicide. Just googled this and Why did I read "My Little Pony" first? i speak welsh and in wales it is a minority language so some people assume they are the only ones who can speak it, anyway i was on the bus and was shocked to hear these group of boys having a discussion about how it would be funny to punch old people in the face Mine is that dirty fucking hippy asshole who signed up for the new year and probably still hasnt showered since sometime last spring. I didn't know it existed; Looks like this would fit in extremely nicely though am i the only one here who has no f-ing idea what pril is somehow he is so fat, that his presumed inny turned into an outy There's /r/stockings??? Oh JET I remember reading that too, and they spend a crap ton special dry cleaning them or something and it's still way dirtier than Muni Yes, but if Autralia were connected too, all of their poisonous spiders could walk across the bridge and repopulate all over the world That was awesome. But now I feel phantom spiders crawling on me. And for some reason, I read the first part of your reply in Isaiah Mustafa's voice. Tempted to fix it now that I am aware of it. Ah, I've never heard of that airline. Wait, your work paid for you to go see your SO? What in the..? Whoa. I guess I stand corrected. I see. It does definatly intrigue me now actually I was admiring how anatomically accurate her right arm looked with the muscles and wrist etc. then was like... Your English teacher knows you as Flammox? holy fuck he goes to my school How is that relevant? Not that I know of How is every single first touch and long ball by Barca perfect? Me gusta Ponies But but but I'm going to die from the yummy! CAN MIA COME OUT OF THE MIDDLE?! I was like "Oh well, I guess most of girls tried this. I just can happen". After reading EDIT : I actually like some of those Dat toe drag Dat Toew drag *jaw drops* What am I going to do for an hour? wait, what? what does that even mean?! Omg, that makes so much sense! Something disconcertingly sexual about this its just a guy with a handlebar mustache around his belly button what was happening in 2009 to zvp Love the MC Frontalot song, but the whole FCC thing YEAH Because this got caught in the spam filter. The bathrooms at a university restaurant in Helsinki we went to at a conference were like that. I asked my Finnish friend about it, response was a little this game is almost ALL I PLAY I didn´t realize till now, never would have thought downvoting spice would lead to downvotes How the hell did u grow a second neck size? ur mur gurd! its tonight I dunno, orthodox jews tend to be at least as crazy and backward as the other sorts of fundamentalists 49+ OMFG!!! People of reddit, I stand corrected, tits can be creepy..... I've actually come across a few kids here who've done the same (although you seem to be even more ahead of them...) which is actually very surprising to me WWE championship *first*? i fapped twice hory shiet How do you move them manually Indeed. Welp, the pacing in this episode is just a bit faster than the past ones. Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!! god damn Good thing I shop at - oh, wait, I have no money and live off of Ramen and water. not ironic but if i was a pussy id either have my photos all over /r/cats or /r/gonewild It's kinda ... cute HOW For people who are concerned about being ugly, they certainly take a lot of pictures of themselves! 3:22 I haven't seen that in any of his highlights I just started watching Misfits today...odd Yes, he does haha. My brother said that when it reached 1,000 views, they made the joke that they would take a shot for every thousand views it got. It was 15 thousand shortly thereafter, haha Are the blocks of ice just really big? Or is White-Ra just really small? That's unusal. I was able to breed rotoms before. Unless you're wearing raw unwashed denim I wouldn't think you'd have to worry about that. Not that the stains from denim would show up on those anyway. Sadly, yes, I have seen worse. Like I mentioned earlier, I had a girlfriend who literally held scissors to her wrist (the old-school ones, could actually do damage) and demanded me to say I love her. I refused, she still considered me her boyfriend and kept up the subversive stuff. Then she started going around to other guys and actually sleeping with them (7th grade 11 blocks for Ibaka. Wow. Why would people be lurking this subreddit if they aren't caught up with this show? yes sir! I recognized the bricks before the jacket. Maybe dreams were the times that you remembered what your "other" body was doing this attitude... so carefree, positive, and inspiring Bahahaha, I must share it..... Alice and Wonderland...? > "Behind the scenes, work in the shadow type of ninja" First of all, I'm not a Health Science major and have never even taken a bio class. holy fucking hell. shut up and take my money. and every wonderful thing I own. But if it's just dried hibiscus then it's not tea intense! The one I was going to share is also ww2 themed. I was in a trench with a shotgun and it was the last stand. I've never felt a fear so overwhelming before. My short lived defence was ended by a sniper. The dream sort of cut to a scope pov and I saw the shot being lined up. Once it fired, everything went black. I immediately awoke with one of those jolting awake moments you see in movies. Cold sweat and a racing heart and all yes that is what I had in mind Thats one huge **Crab**thingy and 2 people liked it its so holy HOW DO YOU PAINT WITH BOTH HANDS ...the fuck is that thing? I badly want to know what you said to him Wow, its huge good god, i want that lingerie And i accidently clicked the "test" option Downloading CP at 12 means you looked for girls your own age Can you log *off* the internet? I thought that was a joke This is hitting far too close to reality... Wow... seriously? They all look so tired on this pic God could be a woman? You don't look old to me. Holy hot rainbowdash Oh wow, totally didn't even see that this post is a month old. How is it just now on the front page? At first I was all -_- but then I Wow that's odd Holy god man I am the guy on the top right holding onto the stage for dear life. Depp lived with him for a number of months - how long did murry spend with him I dont get it. There is no Silvary and Asura gameplay ??? How has no one eaten this thing yet? Is that what the inside of the internet looks like? ...Star fuel injection? That could be the coolest rainmeter skin I have ever seen. Then you should work on your constipated face being less revealing. Mine started because of me, I fear the day the student surpasses her master... I always thought that was true... That explains a lot about the Duggars sitting IN the toilet 30% of an AD carry's autoattack is hardly "shit". And like I said, you aren't buying Thornmail if you just want the Armor, you buy it if you want the damage. You really think Thornmail is balanced if it cost 1600g and the passive is free? True........that means its been 6 years for me 6 kritz Sorry...what? I was diffusing your "its popular so it's good" myth and you turned it around on me somehow?. Kitchenaid for $20? Yep.. huge kingdoms of amalur ryze ! looks like that bad guy and he had crystals too I'm sensing you have a pee fetish. This is the second comment wishing for more urine. How did Tacoma Narrows not make it onto the list? When? Concrete hardens underwater? The Thalmor picture is creepy as fuck I'm too enthralled because "The Man Who Would Be King" is on and I'm either in way too good of a mood or I'm starting to understand what they were trying to do with season 6... believe me, I'm as shocked by this as anyone else. What does this have to do with SXSW? I'm so terrified of this happening to Jarunn or Izzabelle. The box is staring at me are you my brother? When my brother was in fifth grade...we went to florida...and my dad lost his new glasses in the ocean..and he found them 30 minutes later.... Want keys...want refined? This isn't WTF. This is just fucking hot MMOTHS is very good. I've been listening to him now and then for a few months, but just today found out he's 18, and from Newbridge Of course not Fear the brown, not the black. That sounds so racist it says he (*as*) asked jinns then demons. the heck are demons? wow, now i understand... I moved in with a girl I don't know 2 days ago, she's the name on the lease similar to the OP, and this thread is creeping the fuck out of me. I didn't say I was going to fuck her on national radio though Can we get pictures of you? This. And HOLY SHIT. Pat Robertson actually made some sense. Someone pinch me, because I must be dreaming. What does it say? That assortment of furniture is exactly what I have, in that exact arrangement did you not see that it's still open in your other tab in the screenshot? what part of the terminus systems are you taking finals already? It's Feb That's what she said... Its insane. The boyfriend and I stumbled upon it and watched it. Trippy as shit, not sure if I would watch it again. ...But it's a dumb ad shtick, because he barely has a reputation at all, let alone one of being a bad-ass comedian who offends everyone. Borrow. . . From. . . ? Um agree with everyone. No one single person can ever speak for a hivemind. I think this is something outsiders don't understand. I've seen reporter's even quote Reddit based on a single user's comment that had -23 points Yep...same situation here. 6 months of "stalled weight" but 3 new notches in my belt and continued strength gains. It is annoying that pants that were tight when I bought them are so loose now Had you RES tagged as CrazyMotherFucker and now i know why Yeah, but I got broken up with on the 2nd. Worst timing ever You eat burgers within a bowl? Woah Saw flavor flav at the casino in Vancouver once, approached him to say hi and got super nervous at the last minute. Blurted out a squeaky "hi" and he just kinda gave me a look like Is he flashing a Twin Peaks gang sign? I don't know why people downvoted me for saying thanks. Holy shit!! great story! What are you talking about? THERE IS NO FILM. but does correlation equal causation The long ass rape scene in "Irreversible." My aunt was in the other room when me and my brothers were watching it and she knew what was going on... I build my computer on the 21st January. I only use Firefox. It says I've visited 5,863 times, *tappity tap tap* that's... that's 189 times a day. I am a girl. but dude! how will u get the ones under the lips? drunk enough to spread the buttcheeks? Paul is to mainstream... I thought guys couldn't pee if they had an erection... My Childhood. Haha it's actually even more weird because I've been told,"You we're born a Hindu....you can't change that!". You can do that That looks amazing. Oh cool! I'll play RotMG for a bit... 2 hours later... tf 3 points In what kind of universe does a wild ivysaur exist in pokemon red/blue I was thinking of the more distant future, when the sun grows and leaves us with no atmosphere Did she rub that out with a margarine tub? Amg, there is even the Pokemon yellow emulator 34.5 hours of listening to Step.....thats hardcore Why post a pick of your eyes closed? Also why have a picture of you upside down ...you know theres a video after those, right? wow, just my luck... I ordered one like a week ago, and now you're giving them away Holy moly. I'm reading this, on the subway, in Glasgow Im on my phone at the moment waiting for a bus so couldnt really hear what was being said, but did he just set up a US proxy and log in with his UK account? If so Im shocked that's all it took. I don't know what high school girls you've been around... Didn't gain an ounce? luls downvoted The Human Centipede was ever SFW? This place makes all sorts of flavours, but it's authentic Italian Ice-cream. Their best flavours are Nutella, Baci, Ferrero Rocher, Kinder Bueno, stracciatella and a whole bunch of fresh fruit flavours. Now I want ice-cream Seeing enough of these now that I'm starting to wonder if there some shopping going on. I can hear the sound of her wiping the chalkboard when I know there is No sound Skeletal Aerodacytl? It's weird because the I found the RIP one shortly after I posted about the Nihlathak one in the free room. His boobs... are looking at me I wonder what a nuclear winter will be like in Norway I'm fairly sure farts aren't supposed to be solid... brb Jungle Kennen? I never saw that coming I like melted ice cream, that is re-frozen [](/flutterwhoa "Pinkiecord? Dispie?")I've no problem with shipping, but I find this Pinkie Pie/Discord crossing to be the weirdest. They make a cute couple and all, but the whole thing is a bit I wish there was a Bill Cosby version of Reddit… Why hasn't anyone made a texture pack that make slimes look like a cake? ...because I asked for someone's help in designing a tattoo? Would you prefer I walk in and pick flash off the wall? Is Ludicolo on fire...? Dat Dendi crêpe I will never, EVER understand why my high school will block out websites that have content on Greek mythology, because, according to the school board, they are about "occult and cult-like material", yet they don't block Reddit at all... I wouldn't say you're fucked. Just take the Gravol and make sure you know where the personal 'doggie bag' is. It's not like you'll be on a 14 hour flight...right. Are those people in the top right? IDK what you experienced but atheism was nothing like that for me. Looking up some places around here (Hoegaarden, Tienen/Tirlemont & Sint-Truiden/Sint-Trond) and I'm amazed how the main roads remain largely unchanged! Check the road between Tienen & Sint-Truiden with a current map from google. The steenweg is exactly the same As a woman, I, uh, what?? Disgaea... ruined forever Where did you get that harness? I *realllly* wanna see that big skyscraper of theirs tip over. For a year? jesus. this has the most comments i've ever, ever seen You can... do that!? Chocolate Why are Meganium's antennae used as whiskers on this? Oh they think you are bonking all over the house. We all thinkk the worst. Yes I am a parent. My kid is 17 is girl is 17. That's two years away from how old I was when I had him old enough to be a mother several times over.... So was I. no it's a realid friend of mine That's even worse! It's true. It's like some are incapable of seeing, it's not the cash you want, it's the things cash can get that you want. Which all in all is ridiculous. Why not trade the things you want rather than what gets them. Better yet, why not stick to the things we NEED. Maybe then we'd actually be on to something 5 years? Reddit hates Texas? Wow. It is brown. How did I do that? The corner's not even round... Yeah, same for me! I didn't even know most guys get soft after cumming until recently. t-rex - atleast post children of the revolution or something, instead of bang a gong God dammit. Spanking your parents...... uh according to Wiki that model is illegal in europe to power conversion issues I have to read about my job in reddit comments now EVO? Are you talking about the 212 EVO? That's a CPU heatsink, we're talking about cases here Ya don't worry. The LOL and the It only makes sense. They detect semen in crime scenes with a UV light, so why not? It's not like we don't carry our pens with us at all times. Of course, some of us might run out of ink before the note is finished... What does that even mean?! I thought I was the one doing the poking Is it really...? Challenged Accep.....wait wuh?! I assume you meant Charlie Kaufman unless you know something about Andy Kaufman being alive that you want to tell us. TIL the antennae are on Meganium's nose. nothing that i can notice Well I sure would like to know just what the hell exactly they mean by cum shout. I looked it up, couldnt find it. Only thing i found was something about an owl dying of shock after being kicked by a football player... oh god that looks delicious Same thing happened to me... Rough, clean, strong hands with a firm and confident grip. The first time we met, my boyfriend shook my hand and I was like Oh, sorry, I didn't mean that I teach in Japan! I meant that I am a Japanese teacher in Sweden. If I have an accountant, am I an account? I have 50 points. My sister sold some of her eggs to pay for part of her wedding. She didn't tell me much about it, but from what I gather it was an okay experience for her. Just be wary of if/when/how you tell your parents/people who may freak out over your genes being "out there" -- my sister told my dad in a screaming/emotional fight about a week before her wedding, and he started crying. I have never seen my dad cry. obvious reasons? sorry, i don't get it... My game sounds are now Korean. Wtf No pizza for me. i'm *from* chico. WTF, $90 that is fucking scary. i'm never going in the woods again I'm just wondering why you went double B.F. instead of something more useful The song keeps going Yes, but he was using .45 caliber explosive hollow point rounds. I once left Steam logged in on my brother's PC (while I'm visiting my parents I can sometimes use it to game a bit). Later he told me he played a game of Dota2... . Replay showed a Faceless Void with Poor Man's Shield, Power Treads and - Hood. I was confused for a second because here in Canada college means something different from university Pato for 50 mil I got a book called, "whats happening to my body?"... Needless to say it was very graphic and i caught myself only looking through the pictures... You would think people could make choices like this by themselves. It's freaking 3150 IP - just buy the damn guy and get it over with I have a feeling I probably won't be unlocking that particular achievement... How??? I must do this. Holy mother of God.... Sheath is THE MAN Cannot be unseen My ex I know right? I'm 26 and now I want to play Hide'n'seek... It appears to have had its eyeballs dug out of its face with a spoon Boiling water? every play looks the same There's actually a subreddit for this? By far, most mutations have a negative outcome. That's why we're so perfect not mine, but my cousin's and her husband, Phil. His cousin is Danielle Deleasa, the girl who married Kevin Jonas. [I met her at my cousin's bridal shower, and by met, I mean If I saw the area code, and my hunch is correct, It came from a town 4 miles from my house Recess in Grade 8? "There's one country in Africa's that's never been colonized! (except for that one time...)" I DID THIS YESTURDAY... I didn't know asian eyes could get... more asian Please Riot... PLEEEAAASSSEEEE! I just stumbled on this just 2 seconds ago while watching symphony of science and thought I would search to see if it was already posted Creeeeeppyyy Why is this free? Key words - "better chance". Imagine if he does win lmfao..wait. hold on...oh. The normal humans. What? I'm an Arab and I just learned the meaning of santorum: filth and shit? WTF? Why would anyone name their progeny and their family this name? Was he rolling? 0:33 what just happened?? I don't even I didn't even realize it was supposed to be hidden To be honest, every time I happen to catch a game on Fox Deportes, I cringe at the level of commentary, and my wife, who isn't even watching just doubles over laughing at the dumb shit they'll say sometimes. Although they're still better than the commentary I heard on the Napoli vs Chelsea game. I think English commentators have the right to be a bit biased, but this was just flat out silly. "You can't help but feel that Chelsea will put at least 3 or 4 in the back of the net at Stamford Bridge" ... Yea, they do look like the high scoring, non-conceding type of side ... He saw him win 3, I think he could be happy with that bahahaha... i GO there with my parents... in fact, when i go to the parties my dad gets mad at me a lot for not wearing something "sexy" enough... serious... you're fucked up I liked a guy in college, but had no intention of doing anything about it because I knew my friend liked him. We all went to the mall together one day and when we went into the pet store he said something about how animals smelled bad and were gross the shannon twins were actually really surprised at how much sex was required for the position of "girlfriend"... and the frequency of how often hef wanted it, and how long it actually lasted... Of what game are you speaking Good thing it's the only game (apart from Planescape) that I have already lots and lots of drama, honestly. what kind of drama do ya want? pick a drama any drama - it happens. sorry, that was a lame answer... but there's a lot of shit that goes down there, especially recently w/ business, scandals, backstabbery, you name it whaaat really thats fucking insane yes, i do, and i think it's generally how people would imagine it to be. i mean, on a lot of days there are furniture movers and film crews setting shit up for shoots and stuff... so if you go then, expecting to see blondes and flamingos running around naked, you'll probably be kind of dissapointed. but anyone i've ever taken there (at the right time - a party or event or something) has said it was exactly how they had imagined it to be, awe-struck, and never want to leave "playboy is to women as sports illustrated is to athletes" who? that's awesome man! I want a punch cutter so bad! My B&M is sold out hef has several "girlfriends" at a time. there are many girls living in the mansion at any given time, but only a few are his "girlfriends" right now he has 2... and a half... Positive that her Grandma is talking about dying? Man, that would really lift my spirits Two of my friends (both small girls) drive Cavaliers and Sunfires (the same car, different body) and I can't fit in them, never mind even imagine how you'd drive one, since you're basically the same height as me. How do you get your knees around the steering wheel? I can't. crystal harris has the funniest looking vagina i've ever seen... it looks like one vagina is stuffed into another vagina (serious - it is so fucked up looking No one regards posts based on a checkmark Incest pron I would hold your hand so friggin hard... How the hell can you even fit 34 around your face Ah. Then I get perplexed when this happened about oh 30 or so minutes ago and I find some matches that are full to watch and are only 5 minutes old What slider? I. Die. Who the hell does that?! Have I played with you? When I saw olive oil and high heat + a cast iron i went from o_O to haha I guess that's why I'm in both Its not scary at all, just very... i have minecraft burnout. I'll be back soon So. Like republicans want to regulate condoms? I've shown this to my brother. He guessed every colour. Damn this.. is a repost? TIL that Germany castrates sex offenders... I don't want them to stop. I never said it shouldn't be given a chance. If it were my dog, I probably wouldn't put it down right away. But putting it down shouldn't not be an option. I'm glad it's happy, though I wonder how it eats if it can't chew wtf? I have a garbage in my bathroom, I live with my girlfriend, but there's never a bag in it. Which to me, means it doesn't get used. Which then brings me to my question, where the gentle caress has she been stashing her murder juice mops For what it is worth, mine was "aliens" No apologies! I thought those were underwear… You run in those!? Rifles can't be used for self defense Right? Basically he just said that ISPs won't hand over your email / phone communications, which is irrelevant because *they already have access to it anyway*. They just want that link that pairs you up with those communications, which is *functionally equivalent* to ISPs providing it. LOL. No, we were once play fighting and Elsa ran in and nipped the back of my knee (drew blood). Then I started fake punching to see if Elsa would respond/bite and she still flipped her shit (and it took a blanket throw and a flee to my upstairs bedroom to get her to stop comin' at me Laughing kills the mood? At first I thought the first two were her former boyfriend. Took me a few minutes... and then One **does** simply disable the option. How do you know I'm not in a mental asylum right now? Um... this is a sick, sick game! Dear Aunt C wont be happy. Really? I could have sworn I recognize the girl's face. Maybe I know her in person, then... We would still get more done My Steam is worth $1200 . . . . . Holy Fuck. I swear, I saw that baby in a dream once... Hang on. I upvoted...before I found out how you got out the kitchen in the first place? Nice. I like the Yes translation errors because after thousands of years no ones been able to translate the language Yes translation errors because after thousands of years no ones been able to translate the language I dont understand women like that. I'd rather my man be watching porn when the urge hits and I'm not around vs other options. I can get it if its a religious thing, but if you dont share the same religious standings and shes at YOUR house, she sounds like she needs to go... 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I don't even know who Tony Hawk is. Not even jpgs are safe anymore Lol! Yes. That is what life is all about. Was there a problem with this recently or something? I'm Canadian and I'm ashamed to even be asking this... But what is the difference between gravy and poutine sauce USED!? That seems ridiculous Why are there lines on his bum? Holy crap....I do believe I've found my twin. Crawley The fuck... That was exactly what I was going to say...... playing a trivia game on Prodigy. This was some time after we upgraded from dos What? Only if you very specifically try not to notice the perfect sense this makes. ( Never has the word 'mewling' held such gravity so what does sneezing represent then? The NES had component cables?! and concerning ads, maybe you should use firefox with adblock, they magically disappear Monthly so yeah about that picture.. ARE YOU SERIOUS? How on earth could you think this was a *nice* booty? "ZzZzZZ...ZzZMhh? "Aw look! It's cute. 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How do the wheels turn.... lYk D1s iF U s33 d4 h4Nd oF g0d wtf 9 downvotes Dude - usually intentional ASMR videos can't induce it for me but yours did for whatever reason! Actually the best ASMR I've gotten in weeks Firefox 3.2? There was no such release. And at least 10,000 link karma! So...I'm from tumblr? so is everyone going to start walking around with derpy pumpkin heads now to get the cool hud effect? hmm That's a fucking Peregrine Falcon. The things that cannot be unseen...... Wait, is that a tiny manatee? This happens to me all the time, too. If I don't know the author, I read everything with Morgan Freeman's voice Im ready when you are! Seriously? Cardiff are expensive This took me a while to get (hint: use the falling colors to spawn more balls). Then I got a few going and I thought that was it. Then ...on March 29 I'LL be 23...just kinda set me back a bit. PM me, I'll share but not publicly, too much hate around these parts :P. Btw, your nickname is... disturbing ....Theocrats? Ugh, you're right, I don't know what I was thinking... WTF. And I thought hitting 100k was a big deal. I thought the church was against contraception I started drinking 16 years ago. Oooooh DAT NEW LOOK What... what i'm looking at? At first I was like Had a dream where I got shot in the stomach during a robbery. The feeling of blood coming out of my gut was so disturbingly realistic, even when I woke up. Had to check if I really wasn't bleeding Worse than Cap'n Crunch? I am left handed and I rather use mouse on the right hand position. Less of a hassle... though from time to time I catch myself using it with the left hand, even if it is in the right hand position. Like... now whats funny is, having said that, driving home yesterday around 5, there were in fact 2 either sherriffs or Marshals writing traffic tickets on 35 in front of market hall.... I stand corrected. I remember that Damn thing now... See, I'm all romantic and shit. Doesn't that just make you feel all butterfly like inside? I... don't think you could have worded it any better. You know, I was going to laugh at you, then I clicked on the picture. I've seen a lotta weed porn and dude... your bud is fucking beautiful. Why do you have so much cereal? Is that the only thing you eat? OMG. I do the obligatory watching of the 24hr Christmas Story marathon on TBS every year... Just thought someone should know I think fitting a 42 inch flatscreen is gonna hurt... God damn, that accent is hard to understand for non-native english speakers ...umm that wasnt necessary... . . . O_o . . . Throw on some magicka equipment and spectral arrow-bomb their asses! I was able to go through the game with just that before. It's crazy, and I'm never doing it again. OMG in your window Zodiac often made spelling errors in their cyphers... you gave tickets to the Zodiac killer Armed with this confidence, I can't fail. I actually yawned I was on /wtf earlier, changed to gaybros, and then got distracted. Came back to my computer and didn't remember changing reddits. This was the first post on my screen I saw and I was like ... That's legal? that's enough internet for the day Wow, nice find lol. So true about the whole asking them, "Where did God come from then?" Their response," Lol read that as we all have our squirts Are you new to the internet? you got nothing to worry about, my wife will murder me first! Just plain distilled water with some Nuke Biocide. I tend to shy away from colored fluid as it'll either stain the loop or clog it (or both Oh my god. In YPPM attacks college, he starts peeing on an electrical outlet wat I hope so. There's nothing like her asking me "do you like it when I take it all in?" Oh god. what have I done? I knew this would be a link to that episode before i even clicked it. Maybe i have the shining I knew you were going to talk about that episode too Whoa When he said that he only felt that "making love" is only meaningful if it's missionary. Can't you just epoxy that piece of plastic back on? $472? Is it...doggy style? What about if you already have the Box app? Can you get *extra* storage Me, I'm from Texas. It's like a hop, skip, and a jump to you though, right? Shit, I'm American and I had never heard of lent until now What the hell did I just read? 6 down votes.. ouch.. No love for team building I guess :/ -- either that, or my title pissed people off I just clicked this and then click the first link and all i saw was a muzzles dog being forced to throw up all over an Asian girl Oh man, that first scene always cracks me up. I love Doakes so much. Of course, if he was talking like that to me, I'd piss my pants Why are you asking me? As in odd to see a BMW in America? Mostly economic. Socially, I go both ways... One time I was walking on campus around midnight with my headphones on. I thought I heard someone say something behind me so I turned around and pulled them off. A college age girl was pointing a can of mace at me like I was about to rape her ciash He doesn't use forks or knives..? Does he eat with his hands? ...i'm still wondering who these people are Are you unable to discuss the results in the comments, if there is no spoiler in the title? Don't we have cell phones for that? I saw your comment first and was inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt, but then when he started on about the office he moved the woman into and how he made everything so much better... and then I scrolled down and down and saw he'd replied to his post with another one... I was like, forget this. The first few paragraphs (of what I read, anyway) were related to the bestof title and then it was all about him mine's always on because of potential employers Prefects are a real thing? Including yourself? lol that's why he had like 100 wins and 200 losses today when I checked GM... makes sense LOL love the smile on his face it is tagged Now I know why my friend listens to nickelback So... you're saying escalators turn people into pound cake? That link details how to disable call logging which makes it appear that it is enabled by default. Can I join? Mine did until 13 months, when we let her cry as long as she wasn't screaming. Catalyst for finally doing so: we accidentally left the monitor off one night, and she stopped crying as my husband was about to go to her. Then she slept through the night. 5%?! I thought it was only 1.8% or something *shhhh* Don't tell him just yet. Let's see what he does I first wondered why they were saying "diiiiirty"... I was like, "What's going on? I have tattoos AND stretched ears Who would downvote this? the police will take your computer for evidence and then find it through that Did I just ruin your plans Why does watching this repeatedly, make me want liver and onions Heard it on the morning show on the radio going to work today as well. 99.9? Oh dear. . I guess that's similar to my Florida experience. Auntie says "hey, you want a cuban?" Me, "erm, Cuban dude?" Her-"No, a CUBAN!" Me " So... When my boyfriend stimulates my nipples, it makes me feel like his mother?!?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!?! is it only me, or do i count 2 minecraft references in these pics... That's Bird-In-Hand-- did you actually live near it? oh god *nods* noted. lol I guess people can misinterpret anything I'll add you once I get home, are you interested in paying with promos, cash, or something else? You just wrinkled my brain My Spanish teachers used the word preterite all the time and I'm in the US. You think it's impossible to have so much of something that you can't use all of it? I'm in that screenshot. Uniforms suck So literally we could fix our national debt and be in a surplus if we got this money back?... Why did I title this reddit. That's backwards, you can't use a derogatory word to make light of the very same derogatory word Did you read the description? You're probably right. In that case, I dub myself....Ninja Peon? Ninja SCV? Brilliant. Best use of I've messaged you, sorry not gunna type out a big long about me on here just to have it lost in the sea of posts I can't find anything Did you take off all the cheese? Pacquiao-Cotto Ep. 2 right before Cotto goes running on the track (I think I may have weirded myself out right there since I found out when it was used w/o looking at the clip You're not watching me through my window, are you? What the hell kind of a person teaches a kid to use the toilet by making him pee on Cheerios? How do you see spotted targets from afar? I had no idea Tobago would be a top 10 wanted game Wait so they wanted to open the hard drive, smash the platter disks and put them back together? Talk about attention whore. Haven't yet YOU ARE SO LUCKY I read that as "Generic sperm" and had a *190 BPM marching?* That takes a special kind of crazy See my response to PANCAKESandSYRUP_ Double *F's*??? butter fried bacon butter sounds amazinnng though Hulk would always give me pause, but w/ this tech out in the world...Ok...I'm scared Did you even read the post I was replying to? Of course I realise that Yeah, I noticed that too. One is at work the other one is at home. I guess I had forgotten about one of them, hah! That skate boarding trick is blowing my fucking mind! It's like.. a double kick flip foot plant up a set of stairs? Goddamn, that's been a year already? I initially thought he was L. Balaji actually. What the fuck... Holy shit, those through balls! Shes 17?! Good Lord on a popsicle stick. first glance i thought the steering wheel was a face Hmm, looking at the soundtrack list, I don't recognise any of the NA songs, or the PAL songs... Maybe I played the Japanese version? Awkward when the logo is the same as your catholic shcools mercy crest... Upvote for "amazeballs". ** great work! like it a lot! I've checked out your Vivi statue as well, stunning piece! you are so lovely. those glasses you should make a visit to california man. i dont even have a regular dealer and i havent run out of good fresh bud in like 2 years Must... Not... Didn't the lore say Demacia? where can i find it? Is there a way to know on what server will I be placed on upon starting my character (or PvP Wow, North Canberra is looking pretty awesome! He's working through the pain! In a few months he'll leave due to an addiction to pain killers I don't understand a single thing Aww thanks! (If you are being serious $710 a month!?!?! A MONTH I think this was the first time I've seen something on facebook before reddit Were N'aix and Riki singing song lyrics in the first pic? If you're not comfortable with it, then talk to her about it. Don't let this little thing get between you. I know 12/13 year olds who have already had sex. I was expecting very old and instead found myself strangely attracted where are your pots, pans, plates, utensils and bowls?! I don't get it...what's wrong with the picture? Your unconscious shadow construct, made of all the thoughts and behaviors you notice in yourself but can't bear to face, takes control of your motivations and manipulates the conscious mind into behaviors that, from the outside, seem self-destructive but are actually deeply necessary to parts of the Self that the conscious mind only really encounters in dreams and hallucination. I'm not saying that's what happened, I've just been reading him lately and this seems like it fits the pattern. But honestly he's so good everything seems to fit his patterns. I don't know if hated but annoyed for no apparent reason. Just the way some people carry themselves annoy me. Can't exactly pinpoint why TIL I have an arch nemesis. the only one i dont ever use is ghostblade, so I dont even buy it. though, I can use QSS, Zhonyas, and reverie at the same time, in the right order. Similar but I live in a town with a population of about 4k, same age, but I approach everyone, for some reason, everyone still thinks I'm straight We are. She's wearing a white t-shirt. And a round pie chart wouldn't be difficult? Back-to-Back JAd tasks I don't understand how he claims to not take anything away from Joe but then goes on to say that it was a fluke of a fight for him. ok so, you accept that men want sex more than women, but then dispute creepiness (at this point, it's more like rapiness) as unwanted sexual attention? 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I was complaining to a (vegetarian) friend that my hair is always shedding everywhere and I can't understand how I have any left on my head. She said she had the same problem and claimed it was because we both "don't get enough protein". Honestly, I really don't think it's a big deal as long as you're not like. even from a young age i thought it was just stupid, around 7-9. people around me convinced me that Mo would do this to help out the the women. it wasn't until i hit sexual maturity my self when i understood what this perv was doing, i was all like WHAAaa! you people believe this 5700 Yes, because those are the only people who have transient home addresses. Hah! You overpaid for your Wacom tablet. I only paid $79 for mine, noob! ooooh shits he found you Shit I hope he got some help. Holy shit iphones are cheap over there, they're like twice that price where I live WHAT?! IdrA not going Hatch First? is that where you see like nightmare shit but you're awake and can't move? Sweet mother of god you're on to something. Dare I say it...but imagine it with the kinect. it's called take the lint out of the dryer. I just sat there, like Wow. That recontextualizes it pretty hard. and yet there are more asians, butt they're still stereotyped. Did him being black actually have any impact on the story? Its different for everyone...apparently. $74 that would be one helluva brooding bitter child, especially if he/she ever found this thread and know it was on purpose Wow. I think by the time he decided to tell her the whole works, he already had All of them. There's more than one of us?!? I need a friend to do the picture taking ]= i can only do so good with a timer i wonder how much he beat his meat a day Does she sell on Etsy or Amazon? Girl and I started a small business making jewelry and I'm hoping to make crazy money like that That's a good idea! Lots of people have been asking for the same thing in the past few weeks. Imagine all the people NOT asking Why so many consoles? Everthing else I understand... but the consoles... why on earth would you store it on CDs I need 11 more points then how do we know theyre called ewoks? I'm hot right now (; wow did i just type that on reddit? *but they never came back down* This is like every gamers heaven Probably because this magic thing called Evolution. And the main reason we have a sex drive The thing about prophunt is that it's always surprising which props are able to survive in which spots. I've seen giant props survive out in the open BECAUSE the spots are so obvious that no one would think it's a prop. Of course, this only works rarely but when it doesn it's like WTF?! That's exactly what I was thinking Oh god, imagine bioware writing in the extinction of a species from the reapers please don't be black please don't be black please don't be black One of the blockbuster near me just closed I'm a girl. Fuck man I'm 6'0 and 160, and I'm well built at that! Terrible. Just fucking terrible. Wasn't even worth it. I was expecting space Nazis or some shit to drop down from the sky, not this shit. Your overzealous use of the Atleast your not stuck in an infinite loop... are you I don't know which is weirder.. the fact that these exist or the fact that my mom bought me one of these today Isn't it odd for a 7 year old to be learning fractions? What if people just swallow it whole, including the core?! What does this have to do with anything I've said? lol I am 13-0 with blood hunter. Which is hilarious cause I never play blood hunter, so those 13 games have been recorded since 2010 what game is this? Watch? It's an anime? i'm officially awake now. 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Isn't it more likely that he was trying to catch Mewtwo so that he could finally control it, and rule the world for himself? Really? That would be so awesome I never knew the PSP had Disgaea... I must now buy one Well balls I was wrong xD good job drawing i cant even work out what point he was trying to make with that... er...can I have a sexual man-crush? Benedict Cumberbatch. It's crazy. I literally have no other sexual interest than him right now. Not sure what to think about that How would a Yahg see an Asari? this needs more upvotes Tagged as Repost Man? da fuck is this? ... da fuck was that? ... :O incredibly lucky. Almost too lucky. From playing with KBeast and DJDivine… What did he say? It was he mention of how good the peanut butter cups were that sent the younger kid over the edge. I loved the I hope there's some sort of explanation for this... I swear the bananas know I came here to say this very thing. He just happened to sever the tendon at the point of maximum muscular flex - it's like firing an organic slingshot right at your crotch. Plus, she has those 't-shirt sheets. I lived in Reisterstown for a long time and never once heard about this kid. WTF dude... at first I thought that comic was funny, then I saw the "true story" part and that comic is fucking hilarious... but it sucks for you I hope, for your sake, the same thing Sorry bro, but this post should not be upvoted SO THIS NEVER HAPPENS Are you serious!? There were more corruption and give a ways in his administration (he bowed to EVERYONE and just gave them what they want, money wise, okayed programs that were wasteful use of tax payers money (train to Macy's basement OK you win You always pictured me as me coming out of my mouth? That's the best idea I've ever heard of...ever I haven't heard anyone here saying that they're just not going to vote because the Republicans will lose anyway. Well I asked if they [him and his friends] had any funny stories from their SWAT days and they told that one, laughing. That was the only story I really found funny though, cops have a pretty messed up scale of humor lol. The next story told, there was a woman barricaded in her apt. with a shotgun butt on the floor facing up at her head, and they were supposed to storm in and prevent the suicide. They bust in the door and she shot herself and most of her head was just missing. My reaction: POPPED COLLAR Läste rubriken och trodde till en början att det gällde teleoperatören Tre... Det blev lite konstigt. wow, just wow... that's really terrible I was more on the line of " Of course I just had to click on that They are chronic murderers was soll das denn sein? Haha same man! Can't read that fast man Why would they make it so a KR citizen has to use their SSN to buy a copy? Are you Elliot Reed? o_O is confused. it looks like link is holding a sniper rifle in the upper picture Alison Brie Is this cheese which comes out of a tube? Jurassic Park I am wearing that shirt right now boba fett: Haha. A cool little wine farm near me has this exact sign outside the door of their shop. When I saw it my face was like All I can say is Nise Ep 8 was a total brain fsck from me... That cat is on some very good catnip or is well trained in playing dead in mid-air.....That's just plain ole' freaky Thanks for the help I am looking at the site now. I don't have a printer but I think I can figure a way to do that. How did you know I went to great clips priceka: no. why pay for something they keep giving for free? Yeah... and the second one would be Pupitar to Tyranitar... You're almost my twin (as far as hobbies/tastes go), but Canadian.... Can't this be claimed as false advertisement? Ok, nothing I hadn't already heard from the likes of 2 Many DJs, then Cid's theme from FFVII kinda came out of left field It's from the lubricating strip. I just barely touched it and it stretched to (literally) over a meter can someone please explain to me why some random bird is supposed to be scary? I feel like I just read some satire. Fucked with my head. That's what I thought too. I wonder why on earth they put that there.... At first I was like 'What are those brownish things?' *zoom* ** Where did you come up with that? Someone know how he did it? Fox news This can't be an accident That was a crazy series!! Just tested, apparently I can watch (Sweden) also just check with a friend from UK he can also watch The rainbow club That doesn't sound anything like AC That's enough internet for today I was all like, geesh, that's some fugly eye lid he has going on there. Then I was like Every time I come over to /treesfortress, you'd think they want to kill me or something Holy shit I know that girl on the far left. had to vote cuz I put her dancing to trance music since I did not feel like listening to dub and she still danced to the beat. Currently studying physics at UCSC, I guess we will see where it goes from there You really do know your shit I'm Watching that movie right now. HOT.......CHEETOS............... YOU GET MARRIED AT 22?? Does this rabbit hole go all the way down? ThorZain was playing Protoss at 3:20 in the video That smile. Where'd you find five dozen virgins? looks like Chucky Haha, good luck! 8x80 was already very annoying to work with because of the size, I can't imagine trying with larger paper Are you me? My DBA walked in to deliver girl scout cookies this week. side profile shot? naked? I don't mean to be insensitive, but you must know some *very* unattractive people Jesus, they might as well be filled with lead PS the sub rocks my room, knocks stuff off my sisters shelf in the next room If you hold in your farts, it travels through your blood to your lungs, which you breathe which gives you crappy breath. So just egg, cheese and ham? I really wish that I didn't have a phobia of dolls at the time that I viewed this. > My school is 7-12, so when I was in grade 7 you didn't eyeball anyone that was older than you and you got the fuck out of their way. Now I'm in grade 9, these grade 7's are like 4'0". They think they basically rule the school and will talk trash all day long. One thing that really annoys me is that my class is like retarded. We're always behind because a) They need to ask a billion questions on one thing or b) Two girls were talking about something and didn't pay attention at all over a 10 minute explanation, So they're like "Um can you repeat that I don't understand" It makes me want to strangle them sometimes. And then of course there's the highly religious girl who has an opinion on EVERYTHING and is very, lets call it simple. In social it's the worst. We're learning about evolution so my teacher words it (very well I must say) so that he doesn't step on anyone's beliefs but she still yells out. On the bright side she's very easy to mess with. ie.) We made her believe that there were left handed pencils. Fun Fact: She thought Osama deserved a proper burial and ceremony "because he had a family that loved him and he was a human being too." My friend was like: You do know what he did right... Her: Yes. Him: We talking about the same Osama? (in a Whatchu talking bout willis voice) And I just tilted my head and went What happened to make the table fall like that?? sounds like glados Flaxx casting I do not understand this subreddit you sent me to. It's like a group of sadists got together and tried to horrify one another with the most gruesome crap they could come up with. Yeah, 29 years Yay, first post! BOOK MARKS! Looks like he's jumping over water Didn't you know? They DO stalk their prey... Yup, because we need more Warren Peters, Jed Ortmeyer shifts... I would **love** to investigate this! I suppose I've got a bit of a nasty streak... He said 14 hours with intermittent disconnects every 30 minutes who mids cait.. It makes sense that they didn't find more homes for pets, and instead made the 'humanitarian' excuse to euthanize the majority of them: if thecravenone's linked video is accurate, they're all against animals as pets anyway. My friend has one of those things. I always feel like it is cumming in my hand whenever I use it TIL Rick Mercer is gay old enough to get married, Grab something to drink, oh, hey.... want to say hello, but where should i start the conversation? think about a topic, think about a topic "hey! whats up?" I clicked the button at the end of the ad... Black history did not start after slavery was abolished Holy crap it's Bunnicula Why does my left nipple become erect when I read such things? what has been seen, cannot be unseen Except he's not grunge at all! More like... smiley We're all dating the same invisible woman! I think the shyness is partly why I find my boyfriend so cute! I enjoyed making all the first moves just to see him go, You can shit on command? They're willing to give up Orakpo? Ore That ad is 20 years old. *20 years old...* no sixth gen huh. I guess this is more like the 3rd version of the original two, except there's two of them I.. I don't know That's so cool. I'm not even kidding How do you make these!? love that the URL is sort of weirded out by the Wikipedia page. We have chocolate and strawberry waffles. Omg, love is not enough, u need to be crazy to ride that Your head starts to vibrate? Tell your brother to fuck off? Blood? Can't tell if serious... or sarcastic. kayLIE64... How is it not? States all across the country are up in arms against fracking, Obama just smacked down a pipeline from Canada, and inland and offshore drilling has been on regulatory lockdown for decades. We're all the same under the skin. Since when does shoppers sell shit other than condoms/contraceptives/lube. excellent advice. If I ever do this, I will try it with some fruit juice. also, that it takes DAYS to do it apparently what's your computer case sitting on? Natalie Portman for sure. And when she fell asleep during the first Star Wars movie, i would fondle her boobies. You lead an exciting life... The burden of proof is on you, why am I snarky for not going looking for it? How does he have 130 assualts, yet 135 murders In Mexico is titled "escape dreams", another funny one is that die hard in Spain is known as crystal jungle wait.... the beta kids and the trolls are headed to the alpha session? do you know what stream it was? i was talking about this on my stream, but pretty much no one knows about my stream so Good work with not smoking, keep it up! I've worked as a mental health counselor in the past, and I remember doctors, nurses, etc all saying that abruptly stopping Chantix can have severely negative side effects. But if you feel like you don't need it anymore you should definitely dose off of it, as it can also make you crazy (homicidal even! Did I just get Lent Rolled? Is this a thing now? How much vanilla did you mix? it was roof top air handler, so much bigger, but yep, Which one!? i want this for irony reasons. Maybe that's their ultimate goal The ~~internet~~ my sanity is no longer safe. Then you live close to them When my parents remodeled their bathroom they installed two shower heads. I didn't understand completely until I was an adult and took my first shower with my bf. I didn't realize my parents were actually getting it on and following, that (0,1) is equal to the reals, and [0,1] is equal to the extended reals. Capitalists? Who the fuck names a cat Quarterback? Great concept with the meal cycling, I will definitely try it. But..... 4 eggs with 3 tablespoons of butter for breakfast!! I feel like I'm replying to my own post! omg, what a bomb Careful, don't take the Lord's name in vain, or you might get sent to one of these fucked up places too. Indeed you are Asian More Important: HIS HAIR ... or that's into him He looks like my cousin. I do want to know. They have chocolate and peanut butter-flavored cheerios? Rageception This even creeps me out to say this, but I kind of like that. It gross and weird and I think I might need a psychiatrist. Wait, there are people besides my mother that don't do this? We have like one ex-military person that plays with us and she was in the Navy, so she didn't do much shootin'. There's...nobody I play with that doesn't keep their elbows close in Dat albino Charmander. Wait, what? How? did you just really think the in europe used equivalent for mia, "ss", was used in mind of the Schutzstaffel? the moment it landed.. It's the same girl God yes. What the fuck did I just witness OMG That head This started out pretty damn cool Thanks for your very insightful and informing comment Check the top coner picture, Rondo There is no one driving the back car. Haha!! Yeah it took me by surprise. He asked me "Did you just fart?" I was just kind of like "Noooo.... OMG Or maybe you just have a really big quarter I think you dropped this ( At least she helped you out... Uh, shouldn't there be a (NSFL: Snuff) on this thing? You're watching someone die. You want two girls to bite into your penis and rip it in half? Are you sure about that? I think I heard about someone doing that on the news the other day. You're the worst sounds like a delicious new skin Not gonna lie...I got a little chubs lookin' at that No one's talking to you. Oh my... ...including Computer Science? ginger monster lol, ive done that when i first spent the winter in florida. figured "its still winter, of course it will get cold." and you actually walk in orlando? I'm calling bullshit on this...but if it is true then: i bought this game in the most recent steam sale. i guess after watching that i should load it up because it looks really neat Damn, seriously? I've really been living under a rock lately. Or stubbing your toe and getting a sliver... What am i gonna do? Watch them sleep or wander around their house? Cause if you sit there awake, the moment they wake up your gonna look at them and they'll wake up thinking you were staring at them asleep you just called Jesus fictional What's war against women? That page doesn't really give a lot of info on what that protest is about This is so fucking awesome oh my god this is blowing my miiiiiiiiiind right now how...how is that even possible Ye gads, it did post. Maybe GladOs was right .. we are the evil ones Can't tell if facetious Mindfuck. How can people paint so good?! That's awesome Good on ya mate. Fancy having secret codes pop up in my phone from a picture of a painting of a stencil of a code... I got that one like 3 times last week Me and my friend also bought cards this week end. I personally have probably not played in 15 years.. Just like old times, but with more money.. Very nervously clicked that, and not sure why either. I guess combo-breaking threads is more fun than it appears to be I feel my grades are starting to drop already just due to the anticipation. This may very well consume my life it's like a siren Why are you cooking the steak? For someone else? Scariest moment of my life when the guard dropped the soap in the Imperial Palace Not sure if srs. what would be awkward is if the Onix was Eda's and the Cloyster was Duff's. It's amazing how few people know this. Also can do your registration too from a distance Pumpkins have souls. Well it is an industry event, it always has been. Duh. Hee hee hee... She was probably like 'How does this child know that?... ...Oh. And now he deleted his account. What. Why was this a sponsored link? I read that backwards. the url says sluto But...there is such an easy way to get it WordArt For some reason this image completely terrifies me Wow . . how clueless are you man I wanna move to California... ...what? who the hell hates on boy scouts? TIL Dat ass indeed I'm a leapling as well! In fact the fuck. What if... she gets better than you ? ... Just found out that humans are mammals. wow i didn't know you could lactate without being pregnant Trust me, I know. lmfao, i love bruce willis' face. WIFE? are you married and still playing lol? Boxer didn't get a golden mouse but july did HOLY SHIT EVEN SONY GETS IT! No. Nononononono Does nobody else see the inexplicable feet on the back of the person in the foreground? Team yoga? "You mean what I know." Kind of an inside joke/saying I use. I get the " You couldn't be bothered to check the spelling of one word? One word? Really? Dat wood grain... You did what? I think that should be a part of minecraft. I loved when they brought villagers in, just so it wouldn't be so lonely. If they served a purpose and had AI like that... how can you know you need a phage if you think it gives MR? TIL windows+e brings up my computer At what point could you find anything like this relaxing? I wonder how they stay in business with that kind of price 6 sisters + 7 sisters = 13 + you = 14 I don't see anything NSFL here Some people in that thread takes eve a tad bit serious. Not like resetting the whole neather world though right? kinda creepy yo Wow, way to be an epic douchebag to someone asking a genuine question. striaght up..... where are his hands in that last frame... Touching..... Tasteless....... My eyes as I read the title: You are one crazy person Certainly by her reasoning my mother who happens to be quite assertive and sometimes outright aggressive is a man in disguise. In mandarin it's pronounced "Wu" Not sure. Could be some fellow r/opiates trying to have a good time. No I didn't Who's Rosie? i wanted to say mars red but then i zoomed in and yeah... it's like halfway between the brown on my 82 rabbit and the red on the 87 fox. If that is a diglett... what's a dugtrio? Wouldn't that cause a rift in the space time continuum? Ha ha that's what id do Mine has no dark red in it... that's brown OMG How does a couple suing over an optional genetic test for a child they obviously want correlate to contraceptives I hope you don't hike for hours This may be the greatest thing I have ever heard oh wow Epic Boobs. EVERYWHERE Dat trigger discipline. >Maybe he evolved from a monkey but I sure didn't! It's because that's what their supposed to be... Upvoting because you are very honest and very nice for upvoting the other comments. :D I apologize for not commenting earlier... I got taken away from my computer for several hours. >< But you are a brilliant soul who must have been created to save the world of un-awesomeness. Your ability to be awesome is so great, once you walk into a room, the un-awesomeness goes away. You think bacon is better than sex? Are you sure about that? Last time I checked, the splash damage on targeted AOE spells like that (same with Tiamat) are based off the initial target's MR or armor I doubt it Dat Ass... You are my hero. I've had this happen too. I was thoroughly enjoying myself and then my hands and face felt like pins and needles. Within a few minutes my hands were paralysed I have never heard of PMT I think you dropped this ( NOOOOO!!!! You broke the number one rule!!! You're NEVER supposed to blink!! Wait..is this pro CHristian or pro atheist? If pro christian, than it just points out more flaws Oh shit its in the coin bag so i dont lose it. What am I gonna do with 2 crests Maybe I just don't notice. I'm surprised the chinese doll orianna one didn't get in. I thought it was a favorite to win too dem eyes Mind… blown. Respect. I do I have a unnaturally strong thruster (my thruster max is the same as my C&J max. I know. I have to have my wisdom teeth taken out soon. But would that get me link karma! isnt it crazy? i had mine done in june and was wondering why i was constantly dizzy.. went to get my stints out and the dr pulled out this baseball sized clot. didnt even know something that big could fit up there That's a beginner's routine? There was a Stig in the fursuit parade at the most recent MFF. He looked vaguely annoyed, with his arms crossed. Weirdest thing I saw at that con... Yeah sure! I don't know anything about art though... I just saw the pic and had a bit of a "challenge accepted" moment so I decided to draw it I was born in august '86 its against the law for me to like you right now....... Similar boat though not as bad with locals as you are. I had 3 shots in both big toes before they removed the section of nail causing this issue and acidified the root to prevent it coming back. Had the procedure done on both toes twice as well, because the first time they removed the nail section it had become infected and was unsafe to burn because of infection spreading risk. lidocain definitely took the edge off and they used the cold spray, but i still felt it when they pulled the damn thing out in the core of my toe, and the acid stuff made me almost cry even though I've become exceptionally good at cringing my way through it. After they saw how I had reacted with the first to they got permission to IV me some hydromorphone before doing the second one, which thank god worked fine since my opiate innate tolerance seems to be normal. When I had my tonsils out a few years later I told the surgeon about this as well and he made sure the anesthesiologist adjusted the ratio of what drugs they were using on me to ensure I didn't wake up since they were also fixing my sinuses for a deviated septum. Apparently they had to IV me a second push of whatever knockout combo they used the moment they broke my nose because my neural activity showed me waking up. Glad my family has good medical coverage and I was able to pick and choose my doctor for the surgery or I would have been in for the most painful experience of my life Dang teeth, you are scary.. Good job, but woah, that SSD is expensive Accurate as shite unfortunately. You were wiser than I, as my inbox is still being bombarded whoa... so THIS is where I've seen this before! Thank you so much for your comment. This sentence that states that I think you are a clever person is false. This actually scared the shit out of me because my real name is something similar. why according to Wittgenstein? is it not obvious? aren't you supposed to be conquering your brony-ism Eh, I've never heard of that, what genre is it? because yours is way better... I just spent 2 hours watching videos Wait, they make boxes for DLC ? So instead of getting so angry, don't play them..? I can use my... iPod Touch!? ( That filler was so weird. I remember they ended every sentence with -nya for not to be caught. The last one made me laugh for its sheer grasp. Also, FXO_OZ I can only see the WOW in that case you deserve it get that framed and keep up the great contributions [](/joy" Where's the category for black people? Or African American? All I see is white, native American, and Asian That... that was actually pretty neat. Oh my god I just realised, that OP's pic is a drawing! America... POLICESTATE... FUCK YEAH Joji Nakata was annoying? Awesome photo, it kinda gives me vertigo just looking at it. >Also, FXO_OZ I can only see the why do people keep painting bill's with these expensive, but hideous colors??? Wow. If the apocalypse happens, I guess the gingers will be the ones to out live us all....and repopulate the earth maybe.... Why not Ashe? DAE find her kinda pretty ? You'd THINK this is America(I am an american btw >.< lol) But I'm sure this actually japan or something... I said what? What line? Erm, that was my point. Not sure why I've been downvoted into oblivion for suggesting exactly the same as you've been largely upvoted for, it seems utterly obvious that the Barclays customers are most likely to foot this Can't tell if serious. Paid.... As a cart pusher for walmart for 18 months I can fully support this claim and more. I witnessed a man, in a scooter, drive out to his hummer that was parked in 2 handicapped spaces, and had no sticker. When I got to the part with the water monster I was absolutely not scared, simply because I thought it would be a bug of my graphics card to hide the model from me Wtf did I read? pig on pig cannibalism But it isn't factual. I can say I am religious towards Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, and Buddhism. But in reality I could care less about all of them. You can't say, I have lived here for 3 years, there for 2 years, and also here for 6 years and make it up. All I'm trying to say. And why would it influence policy decisions. I hope our politicians aren't basing things off of religion. Those aren't curves, they're curds. OMG just got Zhongwen for Chrome... this extension alone is reason enough for me to drop firefox and switch to chrome I have an **EXCELLENT** connection like OP. Until just now, I thought it was a bird ... searchs 9gag in google.......... Why is this man so fucking eloquent!? Color blindness does not help at all. people on sportbikes like to complain that the circle test is impossible due to their higher center of gravity Um, since when is x-ray vision the power to determine the materials inside something else? What is the song name after savior at the 5 min mark What..... what?!!??!?! Could you be Maru? Well that was fast "oh so you guys are "funny"... anyways lets go play some pong you "funny" men" WAT?! Wow. It's not even 10am and you've ruined my day. Out of curiosity, how did you get a level 1 character to all of those planets? What do the "lucky" items do exactly anyways? Oh god. Avoiding spoilers for 10 days?! This can't end well, either I go crazy from 10 days without internet, or I catch a spoiler and are forced to kill myself! I guess I'm cynical I... don't even understand this guys point. Maokai is great. Shyvana is a counter jungler... her ganks aren't that strong. That is like something right out of an Edgar Allen Poe story. Oh my. Probably 2 Safe Zones for $5 each. I was considering them for my Dragunity Deck. After coming back home, I check TCGPlayer, and see they just released an article for Safe Zone. 3x5 means 3 sets of 5 reps? i've been doing it the other way around for almost 2 month SOLAR FLARE!!! < Wow that was pretty epic. Why didn't Shaco help peel away Shyvana? Yeah I found out one of my ex's got dp'ed, kind of made me His is rifled? seems legit... This is neat. I actually downloaded the GIF and opened it in Virtualdub just to check that it wasn't fake. I was like Awwwww!!!! I know a way to get super powers!! Roll around in radioactive waste!! ^_^ Beware though. It may kill you. Or both explanation as I have the powder and I was planning on making ayahuasca Yeah, I'm a B cup as well. It's a weird feeling when you look in the mirror and realize, "damn, I can't legally go topless anymore. and 700 other people You think solicitation of murder isn't a criminal offense or something? Seriously? this. this is not okay. maybe he is just a dick whoa! He ran 6 miles before quitting? That's nice to know. Yeah, that's really the type of thing I'd be worried about. Not so much OD'ing on the psilocybin itself, but eating the wrong type of mushroom and not realizing it until it's too late... Bet that smelled nice I thought I was the only one... I had this super weird dream today, where I pictured a tall guy with my one of my cat's face (the one I love the most), and I told him 'OMG you are so cute, I would marry you if I weren't already married' try replying to the person you're talking to? TIL the name of this song that I've had for ages... Id be more concerned with why I am chained naked in a room. which end is up? what was this?? I was hooked Anyone see the disconnect that it's still fucked up that just because God isn't allowed in schools, he decides to have children killed? The world may never know the origin of Spacedicks. Wat.... Same here! My mother would never buy anything close to those thing..what the hell You jump from Delmarva? Holy shit I might know you I have the strangest boner right now... what in the fu....... After my leg workout last week I had a filming shoot, where they had me run like 40 sprint It's like your in my head GGAAAAAAHHHHH! Fuck everything about that What if you lit the J with lava... sorry, what do you mean by "it's a douche?" Am I the only one reading these usernames?... great, I looked at the one I got and was like As did I wat Can't upvote enough, I'm in love. You rock ...how well are you compensating reviewers? They do?!?! I find it funny that you mention heals when I never did but you kiss her still? omg They won't stop looking at me!! No matter how hard I try!! Because right now the Creation Museum is in the lead. i hate snow What did you do? A seven-pointed lightning bolt What happened to your old puppy? MKP choked hard vs bomber damn Sometimes I'm really good at seeing things like that, but in this case I was like I've never heard of Magic Kingdom...is that Disney World? o...k... good to know (i guess?) just sharing my experience with this type of photography. no need to get pissy about it braaaa. belshir is also another 4 gate pvp map Holy crap, so she tries to kill herself on her birthday while her dad sits with a pretty cake waiting to tell her how much he loves her? You never kissed your mum? I thought you had internet Tourettes for a moment. How does a 3D printer work? 6th grade teacher to rowdy class: "That five minutes you just wasted is time you'll never get back." That camera is so high speed that I can't even see the images! Nice! Funny seeing people's status I remember seeing That sounds lovely... I had to re-watch the start to make sure you actually did what I thought you did... So horrible, yet... can't... look... away I guess luck was on his side Ive seen stuff like this and people aren't as lucky Wait, did you just compare Hitler to Lord Voldemort? I've never, nor do I know anyone who has, had to take a drug test. It's a strange concept to me. My thoughts as I looked at each pic: 1)Psssh! 2)Close, but still not impressed. 3) My parents immigrated here from Asia... I take off my shoes when I go into people's houses... I have a strong desire to go back to live with my parents when I get a stable job in order to support them... I wear Asian-ish clothing... I LOVE Asian food. wait a second... if i had the knowledge to create the meme, i would. BUT what if bible thumpers and such are just master trollers that like to piss normal people off with their antics and debauchery? And the Pope is the best at it ZE EYES Some people might see that and get the wrong idea about you Do you actually stand on the seat? I see zoo, ooooorr..200? Hmm. I don't have much muscle definition. But that's still a comfort. Guess I shouldn't be so self-conscious. After all, friend's mom upon seeing me on Skype said she wanted to marry me. Are you sure? I tried TA today for the first time since I implemented the Leatrix Latency Fix, and my ping was anywhere from 2-12. Normally I get 20-40. Just coincidence? The photo frame thing was almost cute... and then I got hacked back in November, and Microsoft still hasn't come to a solution... They said they refunded me, but I never got the refund and I have been going back and forth between customer support people ever since. Pretty weird how you guys get such great service, and other people don't nice...calves. great bod but i could not stop starin at your muscular legs. damn those calves are grade-A Tried to comfort, but she pushed me away (literally) She couldn't even say why he left I don't care for grinding, I just don't understand the appeal. But I get it right to some extent. Fuck I cant believe thats 6.4 I'm changing the gravel too. Its neon green So amazing who are you ? Why are you subscribed to /r/TF2 if you've only played 15 minutes of it? God damn they start out advanced. me too pickup teammate's items. the sidebar... Because of /r/spacedicks... Minecraft has cats? Having already known what it was, I can only imagine what crossed your mind when you thought of what oovooing is. ang lee hulk played hop scotch across the continent the TL;DR could mean something completely different... ganbade? You are aware of the fact percentage damage reduction is exactly what armor and MR gives you, right? rrowland is scary enough. imagine a rrowland with sinister traps and torture devices! thats an amazing offer Man, my mom used to have one of these in the garden at our old house, they do look like pot and my eyes are now open to this! great.. now I have to install win95 again So you disagree with the live weather app icon but you admit to never launching the weather app. That makes sense what? I didn't knew! I don't think it's removed This is getting in tents Redditor for 15 minutes... holy crap that looks fantastic Is that real? I still just don't fucking get it. Not only is WoW pretty cool, there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with people who don't think pandas are the goddamn shit Still Carl Sagan for me Urm, with what specifically? I'm glad to hear that she didn't get sole custody, but I'm not sure what exactly you disagree with. I used to get angry because all the cops in my county have Harleys but if they can ride like that then they deserve it as far as I'm concerned Just testing out the new motorcycle license test course. Like, "off" off? Not just torn or something? Oh dear god. I feel like a retard about two thousand games here too xin zhao this was release xin zhao I'm continually amazed at just how chock full of pedophiles reddit is. yeah ok then, you have a lot of leaks Camo-Creeper My dad used to work at the FBI. I wonder what his file looks like i only thought breadfruit existed in harvest moon. Yes. Yes you have You mean... iPhone users can actually set a wallpaper they have chosen themselves and is not first approved by Apple? ( i.. want one of these for my collection nice plates!...and you their from cali Thats so awesome! Also, I'm doing something wrong to still be single Paleo cookie dough?! So in normal difficulty they're just Jehovah's Witnesses?! I'm a hairy dude. I am like a lumberjack. Lumberjacks don't shave...I don't think. are we counting smurfs i might just be close to 3500 We shoot 5 films every sunday... it's become the ritual out of habit when we can all get together. If it's a really productive day and we aren't too hung over we will shoot 6-7 films to try and have a backlog. But if we are really bad we'll only shoot a few and then scramble during the week to shoot a film before the night is over. And to answer your second question Are you going to ignore K Love and Rubio??? :O Looks like he is breast feeding two babies TIL [/r/]leagueoflegends is full of brand new/newish summoners Nick Punto....for all those ridiculous and unnecessary head first slides into first base. A bust beat Nestea? pulsefire ezreal please, will love you. I wonder if I did this (maybe accidentally) ages ago because I never recall seeing summoner names hovering above champions. ( Ohhhhhh nooo this picture made me so hard that my grandmother noticed Cutting nails is acceptable behavior? Dear god Or they pump money into a football field for a school w/ a failing football team, while they have to put garbage cans under the leaking roof See, that's what I thought as well. Upon zooming to the location of the event, it brought me to the inside of a murky pool with a corpse. I promptly recovered it and buried it to no ill effect. I don't really understand what happened Anyone thought this sounded nothing short of amazing? Like the actual audio that supports the video... The dynamic panning to follow the characters is just Spain still has Alcantara, Martinez, and De Gea on the bench... She clearly didn't watch the video then They were both awesome games! Although i do remember being angry that they came out on Gameboy when the Advance was just around the corner. Can you imagine them with Minish Cap graphics? This entry may have just convinced me to switch my default search engine... I find this highly suspect. I'm really curious as to what just happened at the end Looks like entombed valley. Holy shit Can we meet ... OMG I never knew Sanchez was there either no r u threatening me !!!!!!!! I'm glad you gave the They goes by a lot of different names for the same company. Suspicious? Is this at all hotels everywhere, or the cheaper ones? I'm frightened to think that I could get bed bugs staying at a $200+ a night hotel. I don't always root for the Cavs, but when I do, they go up by 17… Wow I'M NOT THE ONLY IRISH PERSON WHO LOVED COMMUNITY That was intense No it doesn't. 92K is not a lot to you? Bacon. It's so gross to me. What did they say? Dat arm Did you take a 'screen shot' with your phone? How do you own a subreddit? I respect that too, I lost of surprises due to spoilers. I honestly don't understand what it is you want me to do; I put comic spoilers already I love it on pizza Woah, my mistake, I meant tusks. I have not gotten much sleep lately. Last time I visited they were showing NASCAR Thunder on the IMAX will...smith? I heard that they recently found bizmuth's half-life to be longer than the existence of the universe itself wha? Are those people in mid air? I got 4x4=12 today, it was on sale at HMV for $10. I was on my way out when I noticed it in my peripheral, and darted into a 90 degree turn to cop that shit, I felt like a missile on a mission I thought of the Calling. oh my, Very very nice, You have been blessed with a truely amazing body Saying 'it' for people reminds me of the "it puts the lotion on the skin. it does as its told or it gets the hose again" scene in silence of the lambs wtf You have a ton of comment karma K I'll fix the title. Actually there is a thread for this from 7 hours ago? Oh shit this just set off my schools pornography detector Oh, wait, the meet-up is THIS weekend? She's his cousin? looks shopped in the middle? Wow, slasher was a busy man this past weekend. How many interviews did you do? What was the question? How hard would this be to do? If it was simple, maintenance on these seems like wasted resources. Servicing a bench? Charging people to sit down seems kind of silly to begin with; all that hardware has to cost more than a standard bench. study was done by the fbi. you can google it. i'm tired. From the gif i was thinking to myself "Meh 40 ft drop big whoop." then i watched the entire video and I thought nothing... just had a look on my face similar to this-> I wonder how the From Ashes DLC character even exists. There seems to be too much of a delay between the impact and the jump for it to be a genuine reaction. Hey, just saw the episode that Jake tells his dad he has a dabo gf... I do remember thinking at the time... is he still 15 or had a b'day no one celebrated? holy shit dude I can taste the awkward oozing from your first one maybe they wont see me if i dont move... Man, people will do anything for reddit karma these days. This seems interesting. Tobi's skin color is somewhat dark. He's probably some kind of deamon or something! Oh my god, this happened on my birthday! Getting shotgun crits by having your buildings destroyed is hard to master? Pics or it's not true. O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ ....... Kinect? Seriously? who the hell thought he was a dot caster? Good video but I didn't cry Are you a robot? The second photo is too funny... I want one! What about going to the washroom but... Loch-n-Load is already an available strange I epic leg crossed. Might want to put a TW in front of this? That's the best news I've heard in a long time, love him Why you downvote this guy? Only because he has got different political views than you? Getting a tattoo permanently engraved on your flesh isn't as bad as wearing a t-shirt? Wow, you look just like my ex-gf.. minus the tats.. I am just waking up and had to do a double take I have him tagged as having rubbed semen all over a ninja turtles shirt and giving it to his brothers gf. I thought it would work since I have seen rooms for rent fully furnished that went for the same monthly as 3 1/2...maybe the room just had a really nice view or something. Hey Woflszeit, who says the world ISN'T FALLING? What? Wait, how? You know, I've never figured out what When my doctor told me during a liver surgery 'oh did you know that you were pregnant?' I watch his videos like this I just went to check out your pics and, Oh my I really thought David Duke was dead. Spent the last few minutes searching for the story I remember during the development stages of WoW, people were laughing at the notion of a Blizzard RPG that didn't let you customize your stats. One record-shattering successful MMO later.... Don't use the emoticon ' Wow, the Trekkies came out in full force on this post I broke someones hand swimming once. I was doing freestyle though. yeah.. no way gw wouldn't like this. There's cow blood in cake mixes? Holy crap. It was picking up those textures from my downloads folder. Apparently the launcher searches the entire hard drive. Dafuq... whoa why the heck is this out so early I'm sorry but can someone explain to me who slenderman is? I'm out of date on this stuff do you still have coupons? Also, be sure to learn things FIRST from the command line, don't mess with GUI tools at all. This will make life a lot easier, you may not think so but it does. When shit fails, the only thing you may have is shell, and you don't want to simply be staring at it like I must just play stupid Terran who throw down armory just for eBay upgrades I queued up. Got put with a premade of 4 BRs. Now, I'm fluent in Portuguese, so I actually don't mind getting put with BRs. We were fine, the game was going as normally as they ever do, really. At just about 20 minutes in, the jungler (Xin) goes to gank top, but fails miserably and he and the other top laner die. Immediately the surrender vote goes up, and before I can even get my mouse over to click "No," there were already 4 Yes votes, and we surrendered. But Rupert Grint's birthday is on August 24th Normally? I don't even know you... Hold on, is that minotaur doing the female superhero boob+ass pose? This is r/trees sir, i don't know where you think you are. Tremors worms, they do exist!! the solo Damn, $2 for a floppy puts that at about $1400/GB If you have a teammate that hates you for using the recon drone, I dont want to live on this planet anymore. Whoa! I didn't realize these happened! This belongs in r/WTF or r/nosleep.... It's so... EPIC ­^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^******** Geez, got 58, but only by spamming names of characters I remember, hell if I were to memorize their house arms... source??? Hey! That's our word! You can't use that word, meow! who are those 25 people you're talking about? I did do it. we don't even know eachother... Sketchy sand is sketchy. Don't break any sandstone bro. Dat Pentax... Me gusta tambien. >Meow! Meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow, MEOW! Yes! I also really enjoyed Toy Story 3. I said DON'T laugh. I love watching replays where I'm crushing a player with macro, and when you look over at the APM tab... He can never be stopped but... you put the spoiler in the title... Holy fuck that truck is opening and there's a fucking Delorean time machine in there my god who does that to their cats? Declawing is terrible don't ever do that! Give it a try if you feel you're a hard core gamer and are up for a challenge. Lie PapaCorn said, their is no holding hands. But that's the fun part because you explore and you may accidentally go into a really hard place. You're left with this facial expression Uhhh, this is ironic and totally worth reading - on the other hand I deplore people who pull shit like that. The thing is, they put in an enchantment with the name "Silk Touch." It picks up items in their original state. Some bugs appear, like Silk Touch mining spawners to place them wherever as Pig spawners, ready for a trap. They nerf the spawner pickup. (Understandable.) Players also use Silk Touch to get ice into the Nether, which they melt and use for obsidian farming, farms, and other watery stuff. Oddly, ice placed in the Nether does not go poof, like water out of a bucket. (Why not, Mojang?) They nerf the ice pickup. Players use Silk Touch to reclaim Glass blocks. All is good, because it saves them fuel for smelting and sand. Glass pickup is nerfed. That is one deep and sonorous voice I got about halfway through and was like How insightful of you Hah i like how green drag bots is used like a resource these days Fallout: New Vegas.. Deathclaws I'm sorry I assumed the most common kind when he failed to clarify? lol what??? do they look fake? because they are 100% real yeah i agree. but knowing radiohead, those two lines can't be too coincidental. damn now my favorite two songs from Kid A got even better. how is that possible Maybe it was the set your gf left at his mistress' house Do the Korrealis PVP mounts still need valor rank 65 on PTR? I'm about 9 levels away... which is ~420k valor. OMG O_O.....i remember it so clearly....playing this on windows 95 on my grandmas pc Hmm. For a continued discussion, maybe you should elaborate on your applied interpretation of "misogynistic." the main theme? Dude, it's fake internet points. Chill the fuck out Now I'm not asking if you have an under desk assistant, I WANT TO BE that under desk assistant yeah I don't know what I'm having yet (heart tells me girl), but I've only noticed two things when it comes to my beauty - I've had a couple of pimples on my otherwise pimple-free-for-entire-life skin and my hair gets greasy faster. I have naturally wavy/curly hair that can get dry if I don't use product. I used to be able to get away with not washing it for three days. It wouldn't be dirty and wouldn't smell and it never got greasy. Now I'm lucky to get through one day without it getting greasy and flattening itself out. My co-workers all started commenting on how I'd found a flat-iron and I just sat there going, "Nope. Hormones?" You mean to tell me some protein has meat in it? I had to go into my settings and change it I am so high right now... I know I couldn't. Airsoft and paintball can give me a massive adrenaline rush... I can't imagine knowing that you could die if you get hit. Good Lord, that woman got old! That image I always held of her youth getting stuffed away by Ron Jeremy is forever ruined. Not that it was the best memory to begin with You're a cool guy because all I know for sure is that I want that shirt What? Were you saying something about _Garbage_ except us. 3^3 apples Why did they do that? I was like What happened to this thread. Wow, I don't remember that part Oh! Falling strike right? In that case, I can maybe see it, but the ones in Sen's still have 2510hp!! 449 (Four-Four-Nine) I'm gonna have to PiF a LOT of games back if I win this Space Invaders...... at 2:50 the kid looks fed up at the newscasters question, rolls his eyes and raises his right hand in a weird fashion before answering, next question, the newscaster stalls and then raises his right hand before asking a new question. Well why would you think that? I know, but it's like... the perfect cave. Thats because its a Scottish cave lol r/spacedicks is that way I, for some reason, wake up best to my iPhone alarm. I've grown to hate it. I decided to pull an all-nighter and forgot to turn the alarm off. When it went off I was filled with inexplicable rage. How does that even happen? Are your hands made of spikes? In a way.... Fingers ran consistently through my hair...Yeah so I don't let people touch my hair very much unless they're wanted there.. (hasn't happened thus far...).....Might be normal compared to the things I have just read on here... What's with the animals in the car Since when have you been mod in r/soccer? Oh lord SECRET GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY If there's a south, there is north also? i was here for the midnight showing for one of the fast and furious movies, everyone and their mothers raced outta the parking structure like they were racers. Your eyes... So if you don't live in Korea, you shouldn't pay attention to korean statistics to talk about balance? Ah, must have missed that one..and they have one that is just like my first ward Is... is this a list I should copy down and read? what if amy... is a tumor Link to said ME2 HD textures? Im talking about RDDT1. Wow, people get aggressive on here for no reason Wat Holyyy schnikes!! Holyyy schnikes!! .... Forthewolfx ( There are wolfsktaag forums? oh god! I was completely defenseless! When I first saw this it was posted 19 hours ago Dead space 2 I do not know I thought his line was, "Don't make me angry..." It's like waking up from the matrix Is this going to be streamed at all? looks like it's starting soon The question is... Can a get a hot lady friend with a fluffy baby wookie? Reddit does seem to love a good wild conspiracy theory. I got a what? So simply, the less fat you have, the more it will show as you lose it? I like that math Second one.... ...How did you find that post? I made it 4 months ago *Now you know* LOL! You are correct, as soon as I saw you typed "LeBlanc Q" I was like: Snooki is pregnant? I thought the same thing... I even went back and reread the title.. I live in Fells Point and work at Hopkins. Should've thrown that in there, but I have never even attempted how is this on youtube? Zeebo gave me nightmares for years, so my mom bought me a clown lamp to try to help me sleep. Yes. Fire. Definitely fire. Caused by explosions. From very large bombs. I may as well be in that fire too, there's no way this image is every going to get out of my head. I thought the series was pretty ecchi too. Steam says 519 hours for me. Dem eyes Please tell my boyfriend to do this more often! ( We aren't? So if they were $9 a pop from a van in a park stealing utilities what are they going to be now? She's also the one, who plays Roxy, one of Ramonas Evil Exes (the lesbian one), if I remember correctly. Imagine my face, when I first only heard sweet and humble Kataras voice and saw....her! that is insane i went and clicked few of the 'related' videos. I found myself in a part of Youtube i never knew existed.... Jeez. That's around 120 grand a person..... Just one jax.. im not being disrespectful but change the word "narutards" to something else please? it sounds like "retards". EDIT: Sup lulzcakes.. someone said you deleted your account My ex-hubster and I were married on a Friday night...no honeymoon since he had to return to work the following Monday. Walked in Monday morning and was laid off...oh, and the boss attended our wedding I was gonna say Thor, but that would look rather different. "Crush videos" where asian girls step on bunnies and cats with high heels so that the other asian men who watch them can get off. Now that's something new to me...What have you been searching for in porn No wonder people think all gamers are fat glasses wearing nerds My , aren't you literal haha, but in porn its just that I understand that, but I don't know what I must do to stop the bug for people using that plugin Huh? I work at teds music. This is getting wierd EDIT: Downvotes because people hate COD? The heck are you guys doing on the MW3 reddit then? You're gorgeous. Exactly.... Where do people find all these gifs that are so convenient for the situation? admitting that you're not an Evangelical Christian on Reddit is like admitting to your parents that you did better than expected on a test. I don't see the challenge There's a resonant head on rack/floor toms? I don't understand how the players were chosen I said had because he went missing about 2 years ago So, like your backyard is covered in your facial hair? Have some leftover spray from another pair of shoes. Will this work on CBD's I feel so short. . . KAF has TGI Fridays now Who shit their pants? Honest question: What did Reddit do to make him remove it? Pretty sure YouTube can handle the traffic. Also, no mention of copyright. So necrophilia is no longer just a human trait... I hope those are her cats ...you have massive pockets. Is that a FLeshlight????!!!! How long did it take them to make that that cat is going to kill you in your sleep. Sivir - Difficult to play? I am looking at all of these myself, and its just like. Been waiting for this for like 10 year xD ... cannot wait.. any... longer I believe you are right I was in San Francisco waiting in line for a concert...This homeless man in a wheelchair starts fighting with another homeless man who was pissed off for some reason at wheelchair. They are yelling and fighting up a storm and wheelchair rolls his ass over to my mom and I and starts cursing up a storm to us: "EYY FUCK YOU BITCHES! IM GETTIN MY ASS BEAT...Y U NO HELP ME?" Shit like that...he was rude as hell. I was young so I was just like I Agree he sounds like a velociraptor what have I stumbled into.... Did you get drunk for the purpose of going on Reddit to do this? If something received a lot of upvotes it is popular Thanks, now I will too! Hahaha ! Yeah ! ... If only... Repost within a few hours? You're certainly not alone. I haven't anticipated a game so much since Ocarina of Time Mine or his? I wonder if this would work if caught by the cops...And they didn't smell it.. Finally managed to complete all 30! The harder stuff I finished through some tips on here, so thanks guys! Wow, 6 hours, 24 minutes in-game time It gets deeper man. Technically all of us and everything here is made of stardust I'm having a hard time comprehending where the fuck your RAM is. It's all in the title... faces of atheism... they don't even need to say anything, really. It's just to show there are a lot of us, even if most of the time we have to be invisible. It's basically like that scene... "I am Spartacus!" "I am Spartacus!" The more who chime in, the better the effect, so why not? Even if you are not clever with the words, that's not the point at all. It's "you probably have met an atheist" and "we are just normal people... look at us" ... I'm not sure why you have such a problem with people expressing themselves. They were probably just thrilled that they finally had the chance to come out of the closet, only to have you ridicule them for not being as clever as Dawkins or for jumping on the bandwagon, or whatever... I don't think any of them thought, "here's a post for the ages; mark my words well!" But, hey, thanks for reassuring everyone that they are not important and their stories don't matter. I'm sure you put them in their place. muhahah so evil :3 but then again so pathetic on (VIP)COOLDUDE( Way cuuute and way off topic here, but were you playing Driver: San Francisco for PS3 yesterday? are u trying to get a ceratin amount ? just had another thought. add a few dark chocolate chips in the batter o_o -_- ._. Nice roll dude. I've mastered canons, L's, F's, reversed and cones. Next step is tulips, cross joints...then...imagination I need to make this a live wallpaper for my android How else do you expect people to stay on Reddit for hours on end? I also noticed it too, I was like "what on EARTH is THAT seeping down his leg" > (VIP)COOLDUDE( The worst thing I saw was a documentary about war veterans who were homeless and when they were asked them why they were homeless they said "oh it's my fault I should have tried harder". Why the hell do you have a salarian face shaped roads? Best How long did it take, to sell those flasks at over 15k ea? I recal in Halo:Combat Evolved, at the start of a match someone stoof meleeing an afk player at the spawn, friendly fire was off. I joined in by meleeing the guy meleeing, before long our entire team of 8+ were in a tight group of melee *thunk*thu-thunk*thunk*thunk* *player has been betrayed* That was Gary Oldman? That mannequin is incredibly creepy how is it spinning ALL THE TIME! Except, I'll be sitting in the car, keys in the ignition but car not started. Car making that annoying beeping sound that means "your keys are in the ignition and the door is open! Don't lock your keys in the car!" Suddenly: Where the fuck are my keys? I wonder how they fill them containers just another butthurt toss Who would go through the hell that is bathing a cat if they don't have to? How do you play Spy on defense then? I have another picture from this game with the same line Did not expect sudden loud noise. That is the most beautiful self-drawn car I've ever seen in a ragecomic have... have liverpool made a sub yet? It is real. I tried to click on a picture from Imgur on one his pictures. It said the picture was unavailable because it was part of a criminal investigation thing. O_O sweet.............-_-............ his...... How did I never realize this? Have you been to any events lately? That Huntail is double sized... Im 16 and remember this It sure is weird with Gary being nice Totally glad my Dad didn't hum this while we were making it All I could see were the Well, these rules didn't get there by accident over here either, we very much had to fight for that. The labour movement in the 19th and 20th century never really got anything as a gift. America had a movement like that, but it's been expertly dismantled from what I've gathered. Right now, it's like a lot of the conversation there would fit late 19th century/begin 20th rethoric from over here. Like this gem: "We need the poor, otherwise how would we fulfill our (Catholic) duty of Charity". Parphrased from Charles Woeste, Belgian Catholic Statesman from the start of the 20th century, but when I read about American Politics, it seems to perfectly capture the feelings of a good part of the "social conservative" public. Not too well. The Wraethulu have control of everything, and I'm a woman, so there's no chance in hell that I can join their society anyways. I THINK I KNOW YOU FROM ANOTHER SITE. = That is the hottest thing I've read on reddit in a loooohonhong time. Dope. But that brake line I tried something like that. My problem was the tower had about 10 necromancers in it, all in the same room, so as fast as I could chop them down they just got resurrected and my gut impression was that the reanimated necromancers were still reanimating things They should probably show this video to the neighbors... otherwise it just sounds like some kid screaming It's be more of a Holy shit those people are fucking retarded holy crap Enough 'proof' that you were trans? So you're saying we shouldn't give them ideas? This is something Ive pointed out a few times with little feedback - atm you get 2 attributes per level-up and level up 79 times (1-80), thats 158 attributes. You can get 300 power and 300 of another attribute (or equivalent) from a single traitline! The proportion of trait-stats to level-stats atm is huge! I dont know if item-stats are a huge proportion of your stats to make up for it but atm if you trait for 300 power, you get just under 200% of the amount you get for putting every attribute point from leveling 1-80 into power. Did I see some RTS action in there? What the hell did I just watch I was surprised that it was very musically solid, you guys know what you are doing ...Wintel? the heck? I wonder if he meant like... windows on intel? Hahaha this is awesome. I was literally rallying for the local Maurice's to provide video games to suffering boyfriends while my gf was shopping for a straightening iron (never knew it was possible to take so damn long picking one of those things out What does the fact that some divine names has survived as personal names has to do with the nature of the gods themselves? Wtf...do all Jack Russells do this? Mine sits the same way... it's definitely bm... friends can bm each other probably some sort of neural tube defect .. wiki that .. you'll have nightmares and never want to have a baby! Really? There were girls from at least a few dozen ancestries there, including Ethiopians and various soviet countries Oh my....I.....I do. Yes....yes I did. Smelled like rotted farts. the prize is a $10,000 iTunes giftcard My boyfriend and I have games we both gravitate to. He beat Portal 2, I beat Arkham City. Right now I'm working on beating Mario RPG on SNES--my brother and I are neck-and-neck on that one. I'm actually getting anxious he might get further than me today :-S But, you're right, a game just isn't as fun when someone is either telling you where everything is or you already know what happens. That's why I like playing games more than watching movies. I have to work for the outcome :-D Also, I'm more tedious than my brother and boyfriend are. I like finding everything, beating every side quest, everything I take it this is for real? Private prisons...? I agree but I don't mind. If it wasn't underrated it probably wouldn't be on netflix If you had a Mac, you wouldn't have to "reset it". There is a best buy warehouse?! I thought Amazon had their own DVD rental service?! laker love coming from a celtic fan? everyone on that plane hates you... What's duck tongue like? Ya SURE that's not him? Calm down. Jesus. Actually...that fits in on WTF as well, quite well in fact That's a weird łöôkįńg kitty. Someone should do a female version of this While this is complete horseshit and makes me hate the bbc all the more; this does remind me of my friend getting waaaaaaaay too high back in school. Got so high he was seeing in black and white It's been 14 years? Shit.. I didn't get off my first time either. Probably because of 6 years of fapping under my belt at the time. That's pretty awesome. Just watch the movie "Pi" ... it explains everything. Thanks for the tip. I thought I had created a volcano! ** Oh boy, I know where you live Oh man, that first one. I noticed he had his jacket back right away, and it bothered me for the longest time, so when it was revealed that it was Future Doctor..Total mindfuck Polish Ambassador and The Glitch Mob are two of my favorite artists watched all their videos God, that is such an epic voice! also look at all those collectibles in the background Why is it on a cutting board Same here. Except I still use Visual Studio some of the time. ....Your cat's defective. Consider this brain wrinkled. Man the ending was insane! diggity was here I am new here, and noticed this guy James Deen seems to quite popular on this... why? He doesn't seem to be above average in terms of looks sadly i'm a game artist, not a programmer! i imagine it would be setting a random color/hue overlay of +/-# on the creation of each tile. we did it for crowd outfit color variety on guitar hero though - ...is high-fat meat really good for anyone? That's awesome! Sorry to tell you, but you were the only one ... I can see the crazy in your eyes **O_O** WTF did I do? ** What what what the hell WAS that!? Flaw - Inner Strength...It's what I have to do.. Whoa, buddy, I was just playing along. I'm not gay. I -have- to know this. Can you really make a living reporting traffic twice a day? How does this work?? I envy you so much I think I may have a crush on you, random stranger of the internet how come you were not ALLOWED? Really, high school? I've got 4 holy crap, that scared the living crap out of me! I was almost too scared to open the browser again She looks perrrrddyy. Especially pro- lifers I can handle /r/spacedicks but this... If you only burn 180 calories in an hour with jogging, you need to jog/run faster. Nope. Not going to look for it either I'll buy your cat. 20 years [](/pinkiefear" figured as much after I actually thought about it a bit. that'd be wild if you could IV that though. The Mighty Ducks films. You would probably vomit and pass out, at worst. You should go there, to the top. She might be laying there, DEAD! (╯ I would like to know that as well o already have corrupted file Wow, Nova ain't got shit on you I think a gothic-themed Dark Souls game would be awesome. That was a SICK intro When did they change them to look like that? Yes, I think I'll switch to blue text on the next cell - it'll match better I just thought of something: if you had a two-input+fuel furnace, you could use limestone or marble, plus iron ingots to make steel. I didn't laugh, I I...I don't want pity upvotes < wait... jpgs move too?? Maybe its a fanboy, who knows. But these opponents were so bad What? I missed the first 25 minutes, but holy hell the last half of the game... Wow. I ws thinking of rambo when i saw the poster What? Flashback de #laval sur undernet! yes they will be expensive but no more so than nuclear plants today which are still located in the richest countries and infinite energy is pretty important Makes sense. you guys think there is a plot out there that if you get a certain amount of karma, reddit will cover your own reddit gold? Whaaaaaaat Holy... jeebus, that creeped me the eff out and I've already had my 1st pot of coffee for the day. Tom Cruise the *same* height as Katie Holmes? Ray Allen is listed at being +27 somehow. What is it? How did you buy it? Is it custom? Omg Good gods. I love Commander Keen! Commander Keen was the first PC game I ever played and kept me going until this very day. I played the first one as a kid and had a hard time beating it. A month ago I dled a DOS games never die pack and found out there were 6 CK games It's in survival Woah does anyone see the " I don't understand why people still think CombatEX still streamcheats I've always known it as school, but yeah. ( So, they can accept gay but not black? i'd go with the ocarina. because ocarina Tomato sauce Thank you very much. I'm glad it's on sale! The blonde in the purple dress looks like William Defoe What?.... oh. i didn't realize that there were so many redditors in this reddit ah i know about that but i didn't know that they banned him That's what happened to me Deeply offended? What if that was a piranha... I hate that to, when my pup was little I kept getting asked if he was a min pin and yet just because someone says it is correct, doesn't meant that it is. Because it actually isn't correct Awesome! I'm currently going through my own data- only 2 qualitative questions but over 500 respondents Hey sorry for being a noob, but how much do one of those go for and where can I get one? Those aren't tears. I think the main problem here is you keep wall of texting me. I met Fences, from the Otherside Remix and the Irish Celebration vid, at my mall, he isn't from where I live, nor was he on tour. He was a bit of a dick I don't even need to watch the clip...the song plays automatically in my head This doesn't even make sense. Yep, have played here in Australia since I was 12, so 27 years My friend told me about this really cool site called "reddit." I haven't gotten off since. Honestly when I saw that the only thing I could think was "Its TF2 but with consoles/games instead of hats Idk you said it was over, but then you continued to reply It isn't. Read the blog..... Come to think of it, if his parents aren't getting the crappy paper, where is he getting it from? Well, first time I've seen it.... You didn't even bother to water the plant for another one of those? I like how your response to "I don't wall of text" was to post an even longer response. It looks like a skull I....know the guy making the M .... Then why didn't you invent a time machine and punch your past self in the face for botanical negligence? Wat. I'm from Arkansas, too, and 95 degrees is certainly not cool. On a good summer, it doesn't get more than around 105 degrees. 95 is not cool at all. "Rocket Stag Shoots Man" is what I would call that It looks like one of the caroling muppets in "A Muppet Christmas Carol" All of her comments are downvoted in that post, even just the ones saying thank you or answering questions. Does Cale mean anything specific? Which? Where's your checkmark What did you mean by your comment? Also, the " I cannot picture it in my head, otherwise, possibly You err on the side of **not rape**. I don't get why this is so confusing Well, I mean, I was kinda put off by Hanako (*ducks thrown tomatoes, garbage, gunshots*) until I actually played KS, and the girl I thought was least interesting in Act I (Emi) ended up being the character that affected me the most, so, uh, yeah. I'm crossing my fingers, but the Hannibal Lecter facemask makes me go Strong facial features for a teenager. well, unfortunately, out of my art, that and the HDN's weren't very popular...at all. I know there's some out there who find it appealing, but honestly I find that the herms are in high demand Is this some secret word for...something else? holy sweet jesus I expected a cartoon from the title... no no, I do too. I mean, there are somethings I just can't FATHOM how people can think it's sexy, but to each their own I suppose She's super pretty. haha yeah. though, I have to wonder if the dragons fucking cards has anything to do with that one episode of "my strange addiction" where the guy was in love and had a relationship with his car How do you know? I know, it's weird I've got this as an optical mouse, whenever i finish anything, and pull and it goes "whooosh" together, everybody goes like ! I'm 15 as well and my parents and sisters are cool with it. My dads a little But Mass Effect 3 released this year ... Don't ask other people how you should feel. TommyPickles1987 is Keyser Söze I responded to the wrong comment Wow this actually really reduced the reflex. Really interesting thing I had to write 6 sentences once Can someone please summarize what happens in the video for us that are too scared to watch? I... I actually want to know! What if. This Tommy Pickles is fat_emo_kid looking for even more karma Got stuck in self-hypnosis. Seriously though? I fell asleep A real life activist is just an online activist who got off his ass. I guess you're saying that you only approve of activism if it can be done from a chair? I'm not really getting it That last panel scares the fuck out of me Came here to question the possibility that GabeN is suggesting Robin should commit suicide. Ow mah bad, I hadn't noticed that. Maybe because he's a great supporter of the Swastika? I read all of the updates so far, and I don't think I will be able to sleep ever again... even when someone's a jerk to you, you'll still go out of your way to send them a mosaic? Yup tested and it works :) FlyVPN ftw, btw I got special BF3 soldier as an unlock in mp The last view made my balls suck up into my gut That looks like my college's registration page. I have more self-respect than that, karma means nothing to me. But nice try? I just made that realization myself yesterday when I watch that episode... no, but I saw a picture recently where they were bursting through the mouth of the person that the cat lady was having her way with I remember taking really small, innocuous things from people's houses I'm pretty sure it was a bird. I saw it flying away after hitting me in the head Dat tree climbing. ... Why does it say 'welcome Reddit.com users' when you only posted this 20 minutes ago wow, such an improvement Talk to me about skinny jeans, maybe I missed this one? I havn't worn jeans since 7th grade So many pornstars from the city I live in I feel like you got this from me - I linked this to someone in /r/askreddit about 2 hours ago. I don't want to be rude, but... In that case what does it look like if you're NOT smiling? All the time hahaha What on earth did you do to the background of that picture. Even if they seem to enjoy it... you only poop once a day and have some days off WAAAAH you opened my eyes. Game's released till 01.03.2012 and I totally did NOT see it! No way! Someone on Neogaf posted a portrait of Washington [with his hand in his coat and something about how he his hiding the piece of Eden in it. I thought he was joking I would definitely be interested in a German for beginners course. I've started practicing with Rosetta stone but I only have three months to get at least somewhat proficient As a Canadian I don't know whether upvoting you would be nice to you or rude to Americans but why would anyone want Boost Mobile or Metro PCS? You are really questioning that? Holy crap the colors look ugly. WAIT. Is this AJ? Espana Barca with a Roma crest? WAIT WAIT WAIT - So its ok to molest little boys; you just better not fuckin marry em.... seems legit My thoughts exactly. Is that a Toyota Solara? That dashboard looks exactly like the one in my car except for the color Adele was at one point considered 'amazing'? What the fuck are you talking about? Haha wow in the world of Reddit I managed to find you To prevent death. Coo-koo-ka-choo. 35 hours. > No, ows is exactly the sort of thing he's talking about How many "first time"s are you planning to have? Looking at the thumbnail, I thought that thing was a tampon... So pretty. me too That shit is horrifying. I just assumed by your username you were a girl TIL the Reddit interface is translated really, really literally into French - and seems really awkward to me as a result I thought he was gonna be like "THE UNIVERSE!! Ow Sure! Do they have those in Sweden? I have never actually built a triforce or gunblade on skarner Maybe just "I lost it" then? Est-il sérieux? Haha, yeah. That'd be kind of a jerk move. Yo guys, I'm gonna probably feed a little just started playing ahri. What does the shore look like when there is a krawk MP? Does anyone know? We're a fairly tiny subreddit, friendo, so I'm not too sure how many people your age are on here. I'm one of the younger of the crowd and I'm 25. Agree! This is kind of weird, you were probably in my class. cummed so much in her mouth it shot out through her nostril.. Show me your ding-ding That was my confirmation mentor's name... never thought of that before two characters look somewhat out of place for a survival horror game... yeh he meant that Are you implying she's hiding a trunk somewhere? I'm a huuuuuge fan of that game. I'm still trying to unlock everything Oh my. I wonder if there's a set of us for every series. Okay, how does this happen? ** This concept is the best circlejerk ever because people are constantly asking me how much I paid for my bike and I tell them around $1000. Without doubt their next comment is "What? I can get one for $300 at Target/Walmart!" that was my subconscious Snipers with good aim, and scoots, and good demos, and diesel, and frilly ... People still play that? My left leg was crossed under my right as I chewed my nails on my left hand.... They also could have got Ashton Kutcher to play him Barrel D. Kid? Who is that? What the heck school of thought says the Qur'aan can be changed? That looks like something a Anime person would think up Bra-fricken-VO! It's funny because just yesterday I downloaded the THUG soundtrack and spent all night listening to it... Reddit is reading my mind Looks so sick mindblown Oh. My. GEEZUS. Dafuq?! Blocked in my country... Fire her! Then hire her again... then fire her for accepting the job Holy crap I've flown in and out of Seattle so many times I could tell where you were just from the thumbnail Are you being serious? Yeah, but it seriously is the most effective snooze alarm ever. I had just woken up, head was heading back towards the pillow for that extra fiver, and then the world went nuts (old house, semis going by are like a 4.0 in that place as it is). Hopped out of bed so damn fast, mainly because I'm scared to death of the painting over my bed crashing down on my noggin in my sleep And probably also added yourself to a lot of FBI watch lists. An all-around win, I'd say. I've been seriously considering joining the USAF. I have a cousin that joined a couple years ago and he loves it. He's currently stationed in Tokyo. I really want to visit him but a plane ticket is $1300 Sorry but why would you think it was a sequel? I don't know of anyone who thought this. Different actors/actresses, shows the origin story, different plot... Use up all your PP killing wilds and struggle the ass outta that poochyena WANT. Huh... thanks... those legs I got a weird chill when I read that last part.... You managed to guess my first name Holy jesus My local gamestop has CE just laying around because not enough people want one Problem is though, I don't... OH GOD. I need the second part. I don't understand German, but I was hypnotized watching that. ikr... Your boner created enough friction for you to finish? Could be the Quatto twin of the pig fetus. Lane Fiddle? SUPPORT FIDDLE. Holy hell, look at the military expenditures. They're in billions squared! they left their initials? Holy shit that's right by my house. You play something like this on an iphone? O_o! >> I... I don't believe you Damn... I'm 26 and I still love that shit It looks a lot like a wow character I like scratching off the bumps where the hair gets caught up, sadly it usually bleads, and then I pick that, and soon enough I have several "Injection" needle tracks up my arms... What is that exactly These lips just overtook the "others" for my favourite lips on your body Random champion spotlight insertion ftw? Hold it there...she turn into Courtney Love! Bro, what's the Shirt and Shoe thing mean So weird. I live ten minutes away. That was quite the thumbnail image to show up on my /r/all - did a triple take I was blissfully unaware of this side of Sydney so far. After 2 days of clicking, I'm still in the realm of the "3 years ago" comments at the main thread Joseph Kony........is invisible My question is, why are you looking up rape on Wikipedia? Wait... iOS doesn't have this? Your wife is an android? Edibles freak me out...It's either i dont eat enough to feel it, or i take another bite and pass out 20 minutes later My hubby, for some unfathomable reason, can't understand most British accents. Have to watch PBS with the captions on! I've heard of them taking beta blockers to prevent hand tremors but never a drink Dude....Seriously? infinite? I could say the same thing I get it, all the real asshole cops are handing out tickets while the nice ones are here talking about how they don't Can i make the video out of this ? :D only 5-6hours East of Toronto .... You do 5x5 on deadlifts? I can't look away Haha indeed. But then a couple of lone Rohirrim could 'horsemanship' past the black gate of mordor mine peaked trying the 'anabolic diet' few years ago. lotta red meats (mostly fatty cuts of lamb), some nuts, cheese, etc. Don't think I was eating too many veggies at the time, either.. forget the breakdown, but 'twas 319. primary dr went rainforest.jpg? TIL that dogs can smell in parts per trillion Maybe... maybe that's the point. Maybe 12-year-olds are specifically planted on Xbox Live as motivational tools to help people play better. Maybe they aren't 12-year-olds at all, they're just professional trolls... This changes EVERYTHING Lmao, it was plastic. Honestly, it kinda looked like a set of anal beads. It was a brand new plunger, never used. I used to stick it to the bathtub & get off with that & the shower head wow... i wonder how rich you have to be in order for not having insurance to be "easier" Yeah, I personally keep with attacking stupid people, not a group of one billion that include people way smarter than me You know what, I remember that now. I had to rebuild the face once for some reason... or was that in ME1? Gah, I don't know. But it seems to have worked for other people, so I don't know what to say. too catchy not to work- W^3 you dont fuck around with a corgi and cheese Did anyone notice the dermatology ad next to the article...? But! Which side is which? Who are the real trolls? What Zombie models are those? two redditors in the same office Did this game really just get a /roll feature What have I just watched? Dude, where are all these awesome anime like pictures flowing in from I've had the same thing happen to one of my airlocks after a lot of my brewing. No idea why. wOw. and i though I knew how to make a pipe out of wood. Woah Uh oh we got a bad ass here Especially when you get one of those hot machines and you get several 7-7-7 in a few minutes. Or an "athiest muslim" as I've heard before This is NSFW? Really? i think i spent more on games than on drinks.. even though the games were 25c per play Wow... intense. Logged in just to up vote you. This frog understands me in the deepest of levels. Lol I had to go look after you said that, but you're right holy I'm not new to bane... O_O It's the same build I've been using for ages, what would you start off with? Two miracles by Abbiati Can I have a Protoss one? I already thought so when I typed in 'anal' and gave a 90% I'm not sure if I should be laughing or grossed out So your saying killing him would be the civilized approach? 50,000 comment karma in 20 days, that has to be some sort of record If anyone tries something that bold, I'd want them to get the touch no matter who they were just grabbing the sheen portion of the TF helps your damage output tremendously and i don't even read the guides on solomid. skarner doesnt even need atmogs Only problem with pitting myself against her is that she's very competitive. Hates losing haha. So on the off chance I won she would give me a death stare Or they start the process of secession. Well you're gonna have to last pretty long ...so do I have to feel sorry for laughing at that other guy or good for upvoting it and thus saving your life? What a big ... imagination we have here More importantly...it only cost you $2.75.. For some reason I read your user name as "planesturbation" Why not just pick up some truffles while you're there?.. But they were just nerfed from her level. you mean 224's? if so, THIS. Lol. super lucky. couple days till my script though.. Well isn't that delightful? Well if any content doesn't that include champion ideas? So then why wouldn't they make champion idea's posted on the forums? *I was jus' kitten awound* Quel est le fuck... What is the fuck? So does adderall Wait...what? I clicked on it impulsively and only gleaned the word spider and thought, "spider? all I see is a bunch of snow." Can't wait to see the opening video for this batch! Of course! ... I don't even know if I get backstage passes You dont look very pale to me i can't upvote this video enough! it's so spot on it's scary. i heard half of the stuff mentioned in the video in the last class i taught Technically it is You've been shaving with the same blade for the past couple of months? As a degreaser-pyro myself im deeply impressed The ending caught me off guard. I don't even know what to say about that. Because every time somebody refers to the fruit as a "kiwi", I get the images on my friends and/or myself being eaten alive by Americans in topical shirts I got my learner's permit 2 months before I got glasses. first thought upon wearing glasses: SO MUCH CLEARER This should be on /r/WTF. Ooh, I hope it run like the Borders closing-down sale, with actual bargains, and not like the 'exclusive discount nights' WOW would run. Where you get there and it is like 5% of DVDs okay . . .where is jerry's finger? The Matrix came out 13 years ago Regarding on-hit, Pantheon's passive eats GP's Parrrley, so by extension, would Panth's passive eat Fiora's ult? Yeah, same. I live near Milwaukee and didn't even realize that salespeople come in cars with you anywhere That was my thought too.. I didn't even recognize that it was a human at first either. It kind of looks artificial, but I don't really know how something like that would look to begin with either, so.. yeah. It really didn't provoke me much for some reason That's incredibly weird. I would have laughed for hours, especially when some didn't move. I can understand assuming there's a line, but then ignoring that you were told there wasn't? It's made of metal...fucking METAL Those nipples.... Oh, god, those nipples.... enjoying the view I wonder what else is sagging Some people never get their adult teeth. Those may have actually been their baby teeth. Most of my other videos are the same way... The one about the press-on manicure is almost exclusively viewed by middle-aged men. M16A3. 11485 kills and counting. I just saw on bf3stats that that puts me on 305/126923 position in M16A3 leaderboards. Are you me at 15? sorry but there is no "guest pass I know of" Where are their legs? Having actually listened to it, it seems like a couple of words are pretty much dropped out completely from what's actually sung? Holy crap, hair!! The more puzzling question is why do these videos have so many views!? Isn't that song about leaving her at home to party with the boys? none in Poland too. DEAR GOD IT'S STARTING. 2012 END OF THE WORLD IS HERE Do it. It's worth it, man. I just bought it tonight and I've already played 6 hours. How can I replicate this There is no film grain? i didn't even... Well first of all, how old are you? Cuz if you're 21, I would suggest frequenting some gay bars - assuming of course you have any. But, it's not always best to pick guys up in a bar...if you're not 21, there should be some like gay youth group or something. You should be able to look them up in your local phone book or online. I would hope your city has one. Okay. You say you're an agnostic so you don't know if god(s) exists or not. You therefore cannot believe that god exists. Thus you're an atheist. Pears are the most delicious food in existence.. You just can't unsee that . . . I had no idea people were supposed to be turned on at the idea of a cock like a table leg spewing out gallons of tapioca pudding... also, there's so much lens flare I feel I'm in a JJ Abrams movie That looks like my cousin Hes right, and people are downvoting him That's how the maid know as well Your link doesn't work right and your title doesn't make any sense Ya know, they say that when you hear a banshee scream, you're going to die... Pardon me for my ignorance but Sicily has its own language? Just like everywhere else The orphanage must have some kind of.........hot tub time machine Her eyes... But what if their god is named "God"? How does one fuck a bot? .....do I even want to know.. That's weird because I just dreamt I'd been shot and killed last night. da fuck did I just watch? WTF , according to phreak kevin hasn't die whole tournament I had no idea that thing was still around I'm confused. This is on front page(30-34) but only has 3 karma. How does this work ? I'm using those usually as a form of buffer in the early game, especially in pubs. This can go either way (null's help out in ganking here and there early on while bracers would be a cheap and quick alternative to get some extra hp on the hero early in the game). That's my logic behind them at least. The branches seem like a waste of money at that phase to be honest sine you'll end up selling them anyway. That's my thought process, but then again, i'm not THAT good :P i'm not actually even good... Magic damage on Wt's End does actually benefit from Magic Pen. I went to my first football game in Tampa with my dad and his brother when I was around 9 or 10. I asked for the binoculars so I could get a better view of the game. It took my uncle just a few moments to realize that I wasn't scoping out the game at all. I was fixated on the cheerleaders. My beard is only luxurious on days that end with "y".... I guess that doesn't help your self confidence does it... i thought that level was impossible Hydrogen Peroxide, when diluted, can work wonders when trying to clear out a sinus infection. It also tingles the back of your eyes How many girls have given the if only it happened 22 minutes earlier It's never easy to conclude a series and for ME3 it is probably just that much harder given its reputation. I have yet to play it but from what I've seen the story is lacking. ME1 and 2 were mysterious to the extent that you didn't exactly know what it was you were up against, and now that it is all out in the open I don't feel that there will be as much jaw dropping as the story progresses. I'm a huge fan of sci-fi and an avid gamer, but for this series I found the sci-fi/story to be far more intriguing than the game-play itself, although I still think they go great together. I'll pick it up for spring break unless your my mom who beat it in 4 sittings Oh, I have absolutely NO problem with smoking with your folks if you're an adult... I think I mentioned that somewhere in one of my responses, maybe.... Wow. I was always of the impression that Moya and Lexx were roughly the same size. Lexx is fucking HUMONGOUS And I want it. HER Say whaaaaaaaat are you aware that you lost all your total comment karma for apparently an innocent off the cuff whimsical post? How does that make you feel? Really? I thought everyone who pre-ordered and PS+ people got the theme too " What are some of the funniest scenes you've seen in serious and dramatic movies? Saw Alive the other day and this scene made me crack up. Not something I was expecting to do in a movie about plane crash survivors having to eat their dead to stay alive. I have no clue how they could nerf her more nor do I want to know. I remember Janna back when her ult would slow but apparently she was even stronger before that Good question! 139 E the crib moves because she crashes into it? Weird. I've never seen that happen It's a good thing I'm not a betting man then I'm a St. Thomas Academy grad...makes me sick to see them cower and hide in 1A despite their abundant wealth of talent and resources that compares *better* to most 2A schools. I did that_exact_same_thing. What if your boss and your grandmother are the same person?! 4G? Ohhhhhhh. I skimmed over that link and Redtube .com came to mind..... Actually screw it, yea I'm going to reformat it. What are these drivers you speak of One of Gena Showalter's. She writes a lot of sexy times so I shouldn't have been suprised. I just wasn't expecting it so soon How does that even work? holy fuck that's a really good/interesting physiological/neurobiological point had one but shit went missing.... so did the neighbor..... What happens if they went 10/11? It seems so scary to be in your shoes I've never seen a hairy dick wtaf I mean you have to realize how broken your argument is. You're implying that Siri needs an Internet connection, what like safari doesnt? From your point of view, old people won't bother you about safari working but they will about Siri? 64p I was on omegle (shut up) and I saw a bitch in my grade naked. She was like "you liek gurls?".....This was in 8th grade How does a creature with an inflexible bill for a mouth ... *smile?* my question is, what is it going to look like on my male consular? I'm a little worried because I just suicided my necro, and when I went to start a new one, he had returned from the dead nice video in the other tab ooh, I thought I recognised it. Just realised it's been 9 years since I was there I for one feel much better knowing this. And it made perfect sense to me until I re-read it in your comment. Weird. Comes out the same hole as the pee, and if it is a girl, the egg comes out the same hole, too. Which lots and lots and *lots* of people *do* say. So you want a server where everyone is working on the same building/project? TIL: if a woman attacks a man,he should take it like a man . . . You're flipping 1 Prayer(3) every time Why am I reading all these stories with an imaginary piano score in the background and thinking of bartenders telling me their stories whilst cleaning their obligatory single glass and serving me a fine glass of wine? I'm curious what the crunch was, then Not sure how it could be construed as racist, unless you're ignorant. i have you tagged as "cares a lot about tags" i wonder how many people are going to break theirs on the first day by going, "Wow... i wonder how flexible this thing really *SNAP!* Heh, funny. *Looks closer* Wait, is that the "Not Bad" face? Nice try tro--*decides to google it* Not sure if trolling or you really mean that. If no one has suggested it already (I would be very surprised) /r/ladyboners. Orb or Destiny? I don't have any idea I think that 20,000th person might be me actually Wow, this is kind of weird. That awkward moment when you retire to the bedroom to "get it on" only to realize that the entire pool party is staring. Wait, hold up--saffron and coke cost the same? The hell? Were you in my Music and Homosexuality Class today? I swear the Professor told us this exact thing today Pac Man is on the roster? Dude. You sound like comic book guy Nice. I'm surprised nobody has tried this in R4R before. Connected friends should allow for more people, at least that's what I thought I… I have never heard any designer refer to the typography as the typo. Type, yes. Typo, no. Typo means something pretty specific. Why would you want to ruin that word? well DHS is a joke. they basically outsource everything to General Electric. They handed over a 1bn contract for better "interneting skills" than DHS staff What did i just watch Are they not already famous? You had the Spider warrior? Yep. This belongs right here. Maybe you're into that sort of thing. Inference: "She looks good". English being my first (and currently only totally-fluent language), Norwegian actually... looks similar at the root That I noticed. Looking at the post date said 3 years ago Your English teacher is the skinnier doppelganger of my english teacher I love chocolate milk! But with spaghetti? I tried stopping once...didn't go well They chopped the fetus up and ate it as soup..... Nobody is saying that this isn't an example of rage, the amount of pitchforks in the other thread are overwhelming yet when IdrA / Destiny call people faggots nobody seems to care are you talking about.... Due Date? i've been wondering about this. Is there any way to appeal to the DOJ to direct their activities somewhere? Remember that investigate Dodd petition? And Obama was good enough not to use his executive powers to influence DOJ decisions Is DreamWeaver still being made? If they are on any drug it's most likely PCP This is a great idea queerly questioning? Again, I don't even know what karma is so don't use that as an excuse... Took them 16 hours. Ye the 52hrs in me2 was basically EVERYTHING completed....but 24hrs just for the main story in me3...seems quite grand Doctors always underplay your complaints. When I was getting sick every second month with sinusitis, he told me to "take cold showers in the morning". Yeah, tell me about it. When I went to sleep there was 6 posts. Now... over 200. Lol, not sure it matters. Call somebody a nigger, you call somebody a nigger. People aren't mad because he violated some agreement This is like a choose your own adventure.. with no end and only one choice Cannot say no.. FXopen as Background ? im genuinely curious to know what you read What episode was twilight spinning spike around with magic? Why did your grandmother need a floppy drive, if she doesn't have another PC that uses one? I hope she's not using it for storage aAa throwing like mad What, like no reloads at all? Do people do that? This is an interesting post read this thread? Ive seen you before... inform me please then its done. i now believe you when you say you have a fast metabolism. of course you have a fast metabolism, you're a teenager Bloody hell! I think these are probably the best progress photos I've seen *lol* Glad to know I have someone out there that thinks like me... Or wait... is it that **I** think like **you** I've not played God Hand, but did he just say 'God power, keep my pimp hand strong'? **HOW?** 4.6xBW Oh my... Hm, don't see it as free. I don't think most people who aren't otherwise occupied would mind a conversation, male or female. However, if they're doing something (even if it's just thinking) they won't want to be disturbed, and lack of response to attempts to start a conversation would indicate that. I wouldn't take it personally or assume that they are ignoring you because they think you are trying to hit on them... I know that is not the first place my mind goes whenever a man starts a conversation with me. Then I got the biggest clue of all. IT WAS HUUUUGE. 1.3 million viewers during The International not enough? With all the people who die each year due to peanut allergies I still don't understand how airlines are still permitted to five out free peanuts. Some people have allergies so severely that even the smell of peanuts causes a reaction Thanks for that I shouldn't use the ult directly? [] (/hmmm) I don't recall ever seeing bananas in Equestria Now... How to do this successfully in the office bathroom. They call you fat, yet they won't help you with your diet? My 6-year-old wants to be Adam Savage when she grows up. B/c a city would ruin it I'm not sure if it really counts here because the main reason it's WOW! So you don't think you'd throw a 10 lb ball faster than a 16? You realize...now she can look at your post history and see how often you post during work hours omg i've got to skip these pics off my mind or i'll work with a hard one all day why is everyone talking about taco bell in this thread? Really? Interesting, I wonder if they changed their policies recently. The last time I inquired (a few years ago) they said it was family housing only, and if it was just two adults you had to show a marriage license. haha no way that was only 4 years ago!!!! i'm a sophomore in college and I know I played this in middle school I'd watch what you say there... I posted this up a while back - apparently people believed it to be a true quote, then got mad when they realised it wasn't -- Oh, jesus. ... sonofabitch... I am not impressed, paper or plastic or eye.. or all My ex-girlfriend told me she thought there were two holes on the penis: one for urine, the other for semen. She said she learned that wasn't true after first handling my penis. She was so naive it was adorable... God, I totally corrupted her. I can't believe they came up with "obesogen". Its- Its- Its beautiful OOOOOOOHHH. That makes sense. Thank you. Libertarians...don't tend to think things through. But what scares me more is when they follow their own reasoning to its logical conclusion, and they have no problems with it. Bist du shitting me? Sooo... you're waiting for the adult spin-off you will invent in your mind at some later point in time? I totally did that all the time! No sé si es un chiste o que Thanksman :) Flour what is octogenarian? im at work and scared to google it Podria decir que si, pero en realidad en esto justo voy a discrepar, mas que nada porque soy alergico a las Gilette ( D': ) y solo puedo usar o navajas limpias o esas maquinitas marca Bic o similar que no tengan mas de dos hojas bieeeeen espaciadas y sin esa banda "refrescante" o lo que sea que hace ahi porque termino de afeitarme y parezo algo salido del vomito de alguna persona o en su defecto, animal. De hecho, el año pasado, estando "barado" en Brasil, era de imperiosa necesidad cortarme el pelo y afeitarme asi que entre a una barberia del horror en un piso segundo en cuyo cartel la leyendia leia "corte 10 R". Toda la afeitada la hicieron con navaja. De mas esta decir que cuando la vi mis ojos fueron de un -_- a un That looks awesome, but it seems too good to be true? Is this actually a reliable thing? I've never heard of Chocolate Wine I used to think the same thing, at least, before /r/Canada. I cannot look at that link and not see some type of alternate I had 540p on the first day and every since I've had 480p you realize that Chen is a top pick/ban in the competitive scene? If only people cared about weed like they do the air we breathe. Wait, weed creates the air we breathe as much as 4x more efficiently than any other deciduous plant. Talk about a solution to global warming.. ( you . . .you go down on hoo . . .you go down on hookers? me gusta That's interesting. Well this IS Steve and who are you people Yeah, how the hell did he go through life without ever coming into contact with a peanut? Yeah, I did know about these two. I used F3 to get seed and coordinates, but whenever I open it for some odd reason Minecraft slows to a crawl and the lag bars are huge and cover everything most of the time. But I can play Skyrim on High Settings.. Ahh yes, my husband is also a mechanic has been greeted by a few of these colourful little buggers. Doesn't help that he has a bit of a phobia. You will fall in love with any puppy. Also, why are you already deciding to breed your puppy? You have no idea of the quality or health of it yet. You don't even own it yet " If he hadn't backdoored the draft Gretzky would have been a first overall pick. He outclassed everyone at every level he played at that ass is GLORIOUS My kitten is named Sabine Schmidt. I also have two dogs, Richard Hammond and James May. Egads, can you just imagine what the uncle was like when he found out Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny weren't real? What if... we dumped all of them in one giant bowl? [7] Dunno what kind of season it's gonna be but how many people really have interest at seeing faber vs. cruz? Wow, that is a weird coincidence Ah. I had always assumed these kinds of things were automatic I'd jizz if i found this Holy shit, never in my life did I expect to see a photo of Summer Hill on reddit I AGREE Wait. I'm not getting the part where stability means exclusivity. It sounds like I'm your roommate... But I thought I was living alone Touche; ITT I learned some guy/chick actually reads **every** comment on **every** post s/he reads on Reddit, solely to be condescending. What a lonely existence; I guess I'd be sour too. I'll make sure to cut out all the nasty, day-to-day, non-redditing things I have to do so I can make sure I never say something that's been said on a thread ever again. He has tourettes or something, that's some intense shaking. Then that other guy's voice. First I was: ಠ_ಠ then I was: I'm ctually having to surpress my excitment because the thought of this is too damn perfect O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ what about snoosh snoosh? Y'all really should see the shit that had to be deleted from her resignation thread Tangles of wires??? I read mistypings as misty pings. I read 'Viva La Vida', as soon as it started to play. "Leave him alone, enjoy your short time together. Give him a blow job in his sleep." Generated almost 600 karma points in a few hours Wait, so is the problem originating from not having the right engine height? how you make roshana do faya breathe like chaweezaaad? O_ Allo allo, sir! Welcome welcome and all that goodness now GIMME MY CAT! I was told every Redditor receives a cat, an Arrested Development thingy, some bacon, and a free Chad Kroeger punch to the face. I'm waiting.... I still have that burnt on a disk somewhere. ... I've never seen a max height rule anywhere...... oh my god that looks amazing How descriptive; thank you for this... experience. I know that I will sleep well tonight. I'm usually not afraid of scary stories but.........I guess sleeping alone tonight is not the best solution for me actually I'm a geek ~ and I run your internet... it's my birthday tomorrow too the hands Is it possible to win? I haven't been able to yet and i've been playing for an hour He says he just went and got it, then just started to play but he's already first prestige. Why'd they make him change his name, but they still call him by jiji? Human caught in dog's body If he thought it, how would I know? mines at the top of my head, and its a dent as well. This.... this changed me Whoa, your boobs are perfect LIKE A BOSS!!! 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I hate when someone I know wears something with glitter on it and then you find sparkles like even a month after seeing them last... And most of the time it's a weird sparkly glitter color on your face somewhere Is that the Hamiltons Pharmacopia stuff? I love you Well I heard that without butt hair, bacteria is easier to manifest a "Project X" party in your rear ......... And you know how disastrous that turned out...... She and the desk start sinking at the end of the gif. The G19 has its own power cord? How much water do you really need to make a bomb? The Librarian, 1, Union Jack T shirt (I'm secretly Rose!), Josh, esoteric..? I'm more appalled at the deep tissue massage for men that's being offered by Gary, more than their use of the word nigger. He offers waxing too...... So... can Pikachoo coach me as terran please I went from watching the Duck rape penis video to this We may have been infiltrated by Anonymous for this greater goal of them... 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Biochem grad here from NZ- FUCKIN REGRETTING IT. Too much theoretical skills required and too much learning to do out of which only 10% comes in the exam or is relevant. Have passed with decent results and good experience in uni -TA and internship and still yet to find a starting technician job since 6 months. My seniors with Masters and PHD some of them still looking for a job YEP! And that's why there's nothing to say to it. It's just fucking hilarious. How do you argue that everyone in the community you're in is an idiot without sounding like a moron yourself? I still got nothing. Where the F in Europe can you live to never have tasted peanuts before ?! I understood transgender = gender doesn't match (birth) sex, so by the same logic transsexual = (birth) sex doesn't match gender? They claim we are censoring stuff? Sounds a lot like Roswell, GA. ..is that an actual photo.. Based on how the law is written you do not have to be late. In fact, because it takes so long to go through the program, if you are late, you might just get forclosed on before you can get the modification finalized. These banks are just dragging their feet. I own a condo in another state that I tried to get a modification on. All I wanted was to get out of the arm, and get a fixed interest rate. No reduction in principle. I didn't qualify because I don't currently live there, but the reason I don't currently live there is because I was laid off and had to move to another state to get a job. yeah, that would have been hilarious! Nope :l. The D.C. show was sold out at 10 am exactly on the app. I'm not sure what kind of wizardry caused this, but finding 2+ general admission tickets is going to be tough That is incredibly hot Who the heck are you playing against that's losing to AP Nautilus? Those are some pretty intense questions where do you work?!?!? You're screwed. I have you marked as Napoleon's ghost. If you want to hear something even worse...we sold freshwater "sharks" (really catfish) that got to be 3ft in length or so and a guy would come in and buy them every now and then over a period of many months. I asked him one time if he was buying new tanks for these fish that can get quite large and he said he actually raised them to eat Woah Saint with that suicidal dive Huh.. I'm having a real hard time figuring that out I notice 4 monitors, 4 keyboards and 4 copies of Starcraft...... but a strange lack of computers I ride there often A glitch that ruined a pretty big story mission for me. I just couldn't take the game seriously when Shepherd was all Must go to McDonalds NOW LoL is blowing SC2 out of the water Pick me! Pick me! "Never stick your dick in crazy." Is the orange portal on the ceiling? By that intro I thought he died or something... And its a tribute I appreciate the support. I had no idea that this lighthearted post would become such a point of controversy. There are Denny's that serve alcohol?? Deviantart has a front page too I think he did. The scene just changed immediately after the The dog is all like: "Are you guys seeing this? Who the fuck writes this kind of shit at work? Damn. I agree with you. That first claim came right off of the wiki page, probably not the best source, but better than most. Wow, I read that blog. They're crazier than I thought lol. I mean the part about becoming a god after you die While i can now understand the scale to which you were referring ( I have the strangest boner ever L( I think I'm going to start posting each week all the chosen numbers and how many people guessed each one. But I'll post the number of "3" guesses, if any my response: "I know At first I was like, lol astroglide. Then I noticed the big black dildo. I got halfway through and I was thinking, "man, you should have just pissed on him." Had no idea that was going to backfire One of the carve-outs? "User interface technology." Didn't realize Dirk did all his work in 28 minutes I never said I wasn't The Fuck??? I didn't even notice the dildo until I saw your comment, I had to go back and check I think you mean I remember having to wash the chalk boards in grammer and middle school - I don't want to have to wash an entire fridge Do you need a prescription for that? And how would I get one without having Alzheimer's? That movie was weird as fck I want that question! what do you want for darkness II? I don´t think only Hector all music aside, maria brink. Cartoon Pony Sex. What kind of juice? Never seen a single game of DnD played WITHOUT graph paper... What did i do? You mean "Life's Too Short" is fake!? You're forgetting they also increased the price of membership so I don't see how that's saving me money Why does diablo look like a beaver? Do you go south as quickly as your conversation? Kill that dog, and I kill you OIC. Yes, and shitting on activism is an even lazier (and whinier) way of passing on that responsibility. People without gods kill people too. Seriously, how does bigoted stuff reach the front page? I saw a commercial for that on tv just now.. and I was wondering the same thing. astute observation. You can work at a small "mom and pop" business and gain their trust over the course of 9 years while learning everything from the owner, working as a sub-contractor (i.e. not be on the company payroll) and as long as you never sign a *no-compete*, you'll be well within your legal rights to steal company employees, information, trade secrets, etc when you leave to start your own company in the exact same industry. could i get some feedback from the downvoters.. did i make a thoughtless misogynist capitalist joke or something?? I really like her and her sign... You have a worm light in there...you shit in the dark? I'm an idiot. I completely forgot d2 is also a function of S, and just assumed that they treated both d1 and d2 as constants. Thanks I don't even know who this guy is... Baby hot dogs. I need to rediscover these Best...first...post..ever... I can see forever WHAT THE FUCK? I swear to god the exact same thing happened to me... I was holding my mom's hand walking around costco and I look up after a while to see I was holding some old woman's hand - but she wasn't looking at me... Make love to the icing... wait, what? Wtf, the scaffolding behind the dome is there in real life too I'm currently with Videotron in that precise plan for almost $80 I wonder that too after seeing a corkscrew in the drawer. how did he break his metal teeth? No worries, but it's still a lot. Someone in a different thread did the math and it worked out to 4.1k words a day Hawthorne street! I go down there a lot! How have I not seen him yet? So much cute. Including the girl. Dude I'm a chick and I can't name 5 tampon brands. My mom is in detroit at a barry manilow concert I try to do 20 minutes of HIIT 3-5 days a week right when I wake up and I also have one day a week where I do an hour of plyometric exercises. Would any of this merit a carb increase? CUTE ENT ALERT They eat BIRDS?!!! Mother of locks... **YOU FUCKED YOU'RE GRANDMA'S GHOST?! As a person born and raised in Texas... there are ants that DON'T bite the fuck out of you just for being near them? Not very long. The government is watching me from the skies! Their satellites are ever on me. I live in California what about this? This whole "appointed successor" thing is giving me a creepy "the old king is dead" feeling. What??? I'm Swiss and I've never heard of dogs being like chicken.... You desire nothing??? Don't worry she's off to a good start. I have never believed in either and when I asked my parents why they didn't tell me there was Santa when I was little they said because they never wanted to lie to me. I am very grateful now and I turn out fine...I'm not overly cynical or pessimistic Worst thing about this is that you can't win: refuse to get involved, and they walk off smug that they 'stood up to the big guy'. nobody's using the "minority excuse." Started a super flat survival, got creeper drops, 3 in the first night. how do you guys know she's not american Same here. I know this probably isn't how you meant it at all, but when I first read that I thought you meant "he looks pretty normal... you know, instead of black." I was like Once when I was rather young I was sitting in bed in the dark and suddenly it was like someone punched me in the back of the head. It hurt really bad and knocked me forward. I thought maybe a picture had fallen off the wall or something, but there was nothing and no one in the room I was out with my boyfriend one night (who is 6'8") and this random girl came running up to us and shouted "You two are like AVATAR!!" I.. uhh... thanks, I guess. You're dead to me! Why would you do something sensible like that that when you can just give another subreddit to a guy modding 50 subreddits? TIL That is quite possibly the most full on retarded thing I've ever read... OMG the ultimate mindfuck! Hope my teachers aren't on reddit Lady. That ain't even funny. I mean yes, cool vid, but was I the only one thinking "Darwin Award Honourable Mention"? it's MC in the picture This... was actually filmed? lol, okay. I get the hint. On a total side note, as someone who just recently moved to the Southern part of the United States from the West coast did you know that FBI is, no shit, pronounced as, Ef-beh-eye out here? Kid you not. It was the oddest thing I'd ever heard. Not to mention they loathe parts of X-files because Jesus wouldn't ever allow something as dumb as aliens. They had two babies? Must remove hands Oh, gotcha. Who takes an E30 to the dealer? I thought it was in [/r/AskReddit](/r/AskReddit) have fun :D but damn those wilshires are at a good price Is this possible??? Where does it begin?! LOL i lost it at the Amnesia's " POTATO AGAIN At first I thought you were doing that to his dad You have like a foot of forehead in-between your eyebrows wait ToV is 30h?? how did i managed to double+ that time not doing anything special? o wow i just noticed there is two ports I always pronounce it as "I anal". maybe its 2143!? You're like the hero of my childhood man. I've beaten so many games using your guides. Tons of info, very accurate and straight forward, no spoilers... <3! I knew I would have a good time playing a game when you had written a guide for it, and very sad when you would not :P I remember the satisfaction to see your signature "Good job, you beat the game! d--( >Oh, gotcha. Who takes an E30 to the dealer? Surely it means the milk that is hanging from it. Scary face All hail the ass-man (/ Why do you want so many souvenirs exactly? At first i thought the cat freaked out and flew to the camera... I'm now realizing she's throwing the cat at the camera TELL ME YOUR SECRET I hate to sound like I'm making excuses. But I wouldnt say its that easy. I have some back issues which are keeping me from getting a lot of local work (which usually involves lifting or standing for long periods). *edit* and also keeps me a bit dependent on them*edit* for a bit Next year though I will hopefully be transfering to our college's main campus which is a lot bigger and I'll be away from home at that point so that's what I'm kind of looking forward too. As far as bronies go..I dont know if my campus even has groups Why is there even one down vote??? Is that cheese Well, in the middle ages they thought leprosy was sexually transmitted. Which, I suppose, it probably is at that... Who said I blame Obama. Well, aside from the fact that he and the Democrats been aggresively pursuing increased domestic oil production 4 years ago, we might now have more stability in the market from the speculators. Now we're stuck with having sunk billions into green energy with no appreciable results. Well, there is the Chevy Volt. This is GREAT. So... you turned into a snowman? I kept wonder what the wtf part was and I'm still wondering. WOW = MOM when you look at it upside down upvote for game of thrones lol :] but your dreams sound really scary ......... I hate PARKING there. It's horrible *ENTER THE ABYSS!* Good thing is that he’s able to get it. Previously you would break your tool and not get anything out of the block is that Harper being an everyday normal guy? you can buy grandmas at walmart? That dildo vid is... just... You are becoming Santa! Nice tits... Shame about the chronic case of manface on those girls though, yikes! You could land a 747 on any of their noses. Wut.... Really? I liked ME2, and loved ME 1. I know the story telling wasn't all there, and the plot twist was more &#3232;\_&#3232; than Looks like 6 people didn't care and/or hate my guts... It's saturday and it's been good. I had dinner at a friends house and watched the Swedish eurovision song contest tryout. Now i keep smelling meat of some sort and i don't know where it's coming from. I thought it was me but after showering and brushing my teeth i doubt it. It seems it's coming from inside my nose I think I did too :D I don't remember getting it, since I was only 9, but I always remember having it. Looked it up and was all " Awesome, so I lose both my fantasy PG's within 24 hrs of each other. Fuck My Fantasy Life. Thats awful im more amazed about how much white and black you have! Wow, how did I misread THAT badly Reddit, TIL there is a pornstar (Jennifer White) who looks exactly like my wife. Watching this vid was fucking weird Wait...what? What in the actual fuck. Lol I'll be going to the cinci show high. It'll make the show that much better if you can handle yourself Is it opposite for people like me who have reversed organs? Upvoted just because you took the time to write all this out Signed my SO's ex up for cat facts It´s not the samething Isn't minigun 4.66? Redditor for 2 months it needs to light up. like glowing red smoke I wonder if her organs are in her butt.. The detonator 'buff' actually was a decrease in the pyro's weight, making it easier to pop pyros into the sky Maybe you will never die??? how could you be shy with a body like this Try the seed "Grooveshark." Pretty much the exact same thing as you are describing. I think the mainland is a bit closer than what's shown on your map though. OmG, what a cutie ginger ... Sa-mi bag picioarele daca il vad Context? 60+7=67? Fuck, she is taking this talking to herself thing a little far. She can agree on how long she has been dating her sock... Her beaver is okay...but her armpit-dog At first I was like, ah....cock through the digestive system and out of her mouth. And then I was like WOW Guineapig just took out Losira. Is he playing only toss now or is he still random I really have no idea why nobody would want to down-vote this comment What the fuck happened in BW to relegate Alakazam to UU? I played it again recently. There's still a community for it Thank you! I saw something about DST happening this weekend, but nothing changed (pc, tv, nothing) so I got absolutely confused ...Are they still around? is 4chan like a super secret organization with connections with the ungerground society? On the same page: "32-year-old bit of her son (6) penis in rage. On the street in China." I'd rather be en English speaking nerd than not being able to speak English at all.... My friend lives right there...my friend Andy Yes because 'on' is the right reaction. I thought it was two guys I though that was a lesbian couple they can "trade" trainees???? and Junsu was in YG???? well isnt he in b2st? and they're under cube, which is also under jype i think....same with doojoon Putz, que bizarro. I thought it was 2 gorrilas and a chimpanzee Hey you guys, This is Jordyn Marley, the girl in the picture. For the record I did not crop my forehead out of this picture Yeah, that happens to me... but I have MS. You're A Mad Cow Moo? I'm zombiedynasty, i added you months ago At first I was like "Wow he really does have balls of steel" then I was like "HOLY SHIT, he's hauling a trailer!" I didn't downvote you at all. As I mentioned, I understand where you're coming from. But...I don't think you really understand what this particular subreddit is about...and it definitely isn't about a 'male curated concept of beauty'. My boyfriend doesnt like makeup. I dont really know any males that I hang out with that do. But I still love all things glittery and pretty, not because anyone tells me to, but because it's just so shiny and pretty I love gas masking it! And btw it looks like a metal arm is growing out of your head And then it sinks in that he's right. Dat laptop I hadn't even noticed that woAH this deffinitively sounds interesting. Im pretty sure it will have a lot of community support seeing how the game has some history. I love the massive 64 battles i had with the BF series, now 133+? Something so similar happened to me Duuuuuude... Those lips. how could that POSSIBLY have been a time out?? I am so honored Wait, this isn't cut out are u suggesting that zealots should have blink? I'm watching you.... WHAT??? Power shot not maxed. ..I didn't? Wow... It's a 400 person subreddit. Reminds me of the playboy shoot of Marilyn Monroe. So gorgeous... he looks like marshall from HIMYM I saw that video in school, I think it was the same one as when the guy intentionally gives himself a tapeworm, for the rest of the day my face was something like this - [](/rdhuh " Is it normal to be able to "pop" butt cheeks like that? That title I kind of feel the same way even though I can basically understand most of it.. I come across words that I'm like " You can mix cream foundation with primer??! Seriously my eyes went from -_- to Semi related story to OP's. I was out shopping with my boyfriend (who hates shopping), and while I was in a shop he went to sit outside and wait. He was sitting there alone, deep in thought, and a complete stranger came up to him and said "there there, it will get better" I never get phone calls unless I'm deep in conversation with somebody else Shit... It's almost like I NEED to buy one just to engrave "My π Pad" on it... Shit... It's almost like I NEED to buy one just to engrave "My πPad" on it... I've never heard that in my life. If we download it, arent we pirates? Did you ever look for an answer on those tapes? I read "Poor dog died to the back of a car" I watched Law & Order: SVU from a relatively young age (my parents didn't really give two shits what I watched) and I LOVED it, even if I didn't quite 'get' what was going on sometimes (which made for some interesting 'OHDEARGOD (googles) This exists in real life? It really is This must require a beast of a machine Oh please tell me you then clean that out. It's an x-post from /r/ImaginaryMonsters (I should have mentioned that Was trying to confirm how many sock puppets you have. Good job exposing yourself brah. Btw, you have an unhealthy obsession with my friend Proud. Do yourself a favor and go see a psychiatrist. " But what if it's the floor? I'm curious of how you even came to find this. > il faut s'assoir et ne jamais bouger, résister pacifiquement. What hack? He just loaded on some screensavers but the first gym leader is Brock I Love You Oh dear lord we have to stop these bastards One time I got pulled over and already had a cigarette and lit up another out of nervousness without thinking lol You're going to use LIDAR to land a flying robot on things? I have always wondered, do people just roam the streets with guns in Ireland Is that not because theres more coal mines than nuclear plants I find it amazing to see something shot in 1981 that has such an insane quality from a digital rework. Blows my mind It's like old kung fu movies, where the wave of henchmen attack the hero one at a time It might just be this angle, but that arm looks so unnaturally long. Awkward how this happened to me on minecraft =p im a girl and i said exactly what she said Green Tea. Fond memories because my first girlfriend introduced me to it, and it's a nice, subtle flavor. Not too strong. Feels sophisticated to have green tea ice cream too. Hard to describe why you like a certain flavor I had a dead hard drive at one point, same deal, freezer, banging etc didn't work. Since there wasn't anything critical on there, I figure what the hell and pop the thing open on my little workbench at the time. The read/write arm (I believed) was stuck and hard to move, so I just nudged it over till it freed up. Put it back together and it worked for another 3 years till I retired it You were definitely attractive before. But now good guy steve? oh god i feel so sorry for you I just got tingles down my back finding out this is a real thing. "When you die, can I have your eyebrows. They're so pretty." Why aren't people complimenting you? I do, sort of Look at it cross-eyed "I did what I was told to do, as well as I could." way to fucking go! Yeah, it's a lot of driving for work. And recently a large spat of maryland, New York, and New jersey drivers on our interstates driving like dicks. Why are there so many downboats? Why don't you have any room? Ah, fixed. Thanks... Going back to whether Daryl wanted to be cared for, I think it's quite explicit in some of the more potent lines Daryl's hallucination of Merle said: "They ain't your kin... Now you listen to me. Ain't nobody else ever gonna care about you except me, little brother. Ain't nobody ever will." ....And there's something in there also about Daryl doing Merle a favor by shooting Rick in the face, and now I'm worried that Daryl taking up position as Rick's right hand (now more trusted than Shane) is motivated by just that. I hope not, though. He was definetly a first timer. If they handed him a wooden pipe he wouldn't have made that mistake. Before he hits it properly he says, "well I don't know if this is going to work but I use to smoke tobacco out of a pipe and we did it like this.... How did you know? I do like that they don't have those polar opposites anymore. The only one who could step in & take over the evil is Merle. The multiplayer could definitly use some love although i don't get how you found it funnier than the single player campaign When I fucked one of my friends. I did... and it was my grandpa You pronounce BJ as "Bee Jyay"? Did you print these with a regular printer? I want to do this In my experience, that needless bureacracy has the opposite effect of what it's apparently intended to. I mean, goodness, I've seen them ban people for calling something lame. I was incredibly confused by 'turn your tab' for a moment, then I realized that apparently Americans (I assume) apparently drink beer out of cans I have the ... same thing going on. What gives you the idea digestion stops when you sleep? You called it and sweat? username. WHY would he do that In Kansas City i saw something similar... except he carried it in his mouth I just joined reddit after months of lurking yesterday... I've been doing that and I already have 52 link karma... Bakemonogatari isn't on the wiki?! SL200+ twinks? Sounds a little weird o_o... It was so confusing going from Red/Blue to Black/White. What do you mean it's "jolly"?? I guess that's cool, I want him to be happy, but why do I care? Wait, that one is 'Quirky'? wait, why are there TWO in the battle?! I never thought I'd see this day... a somewhat good blog from huffpo You assume Stephano is much better than Naniwa? On what grounds? ...or she shares the bed with Crono. Didn't Polt win two recent tournaments? I had AT&T for 8 years and never had to pay for an incoming text Mother of God Apparently the definition of cruel has changed. The cat is perfectly safe and will be fine. They skydive with dogs too sometimes... and no one cares then. I think it's that cat parasite that makes all you people hypersensitive to cats. I think it's why cat pictures are so popular too, cause people start projecting their own emotions on cats after getting the virus. If a dog was in this position we would laugh probably cause the dog will be fine... but it's a cat... so people go into super-protective mode. bizarro maybe we're living in someone else's bong.. That cow was both male and female Chris brown? People like that in parts of California too Why is this down voted? Hey, thats only ... *[checks calendar]* ... just over 6 months .....assassin bug **nymph**? Really? well, it is a good looking one, at least That sounds absolutely horrible. I couldn't think of anything worse The part I want explained is how the other world trade center collapsed, when it hadn't been hit by any planes exactly! *hugs* ... "squish"... I'll believe that when i substantial proof it. For now some dick is reporting all the posts and links from texpundit and I thought it was adorable. And you're picking that one over the other, more NSFLish ones? what did I just read A dialup modem... people always look at me like No matter how many times I read that [except for this last time] I just could not wrap my head around how someone could possibly use a *straw* to cut through any kind of bone. Umm, what? Is " all inhibs down at 14min Seriously, this is messed up. 10 minutes to explain Bang! 2am here You had the same dream every night for that long? That's really interesting So uh, what place might it be then if it isn't a hospital? Ha! I totally get what you're saying, but I bet there are a bunch of dudes who are saying to themselves "Aww it's ok she doesn't like me..she probably thinks I'm a rapist was this a one day thing? What is this strange hybrid of Hula-Hoops and Doritos???!! TIL you can put cannabis in anything. ANYTHING. You can win parades? Bottom of the article: Updated: 16-Feb-2012... Straight up.... The other day i saw a picture of my old house on here... adn im like Don't pay 2,000 for a system you can build for $1,200 LOL, my training buddy does that all the time. A little while ago he was going for a 655 deadlift and missed it. So he came back the next day to try again. Got it that time, strangely enough. How late is Fajr for you? It's terrifying people like this are passing as our medical professionals.. it feels like... reddit Holy shit, it's true Ughh, I'm saying it makes sense that the whole exploding citadel thing is part of a dream/hallucination. 1 is just obvious. Do you really think that morality isn't intelligible as a concept? That doesn't strike you as absurd? This is sounding like verificationalism I was in a green one earlier Is this canon? sure, though your username is unnerving After I finished reading this, I felt that same shake/quiver/convulsion like the one you get after you finish peeing. Bebe? Where are you from? i have the same mouse, mousepad and keyboard I still have 2....... wonder if they still work One time, I went to piss and it was cold. My piss was cold as it was leaving my body crap. good thing i checked the comments first It wasn't until I looked at this picture that I realized what an AWWWTF face was. LOL, it's amazing. The burning school just makes me go Who're you trying to impress lol, if you don't know then don't comment Overall, I agree with your comment. But for further reading you recommend... Zeitgeist??? Pretttty sure its Pokemon. Could be wrong. hmmm, I don't think so because email headers can be spoofed. If it were brought to court you just say "I never sent that email holy SHIT Oh God what. Can't wait to experience one of these myself You have nice teeth. Ha, shit yeah I did. I was all Wait, what? My design theme? This isn't my site Thank you! Sorry bout that So just because *he's good* and the Vikings lack anything close to a functional secondary, you want a girlfriend beater on your team? Does that mean you have to be eating forever too? Someone feeding you while you poo? I've got the same question. Ans she seems to be speaking Danish or something. But if there is any truth to her story considering Islam....wtf...this is shocking to say the least lol who smurfs in plat ? TIL I'm almost double the average. This made me snort while laughing BroBible? What the fuck? Oh my god!! At first, I thought I had just saved my power point on reddit. Then I realized there are other people named Brian. If I drank beer there's no way I'd be able to do this I can kind of understand telling graphic birth stories to people who *aren't* pregnant... But once you're already pregnant there's literally zero reason to tell you unsolicited. Reminds me when someone showed up to a very small class I was in and asked to borrow my notes because they missed the previous class. "Sure," I said, being nice. At the end of the class, they asked me if they could borrow today's notes too. ha ha i hadn't thought about that, you're right! In one of the pics you have a mole. Where did it go Oh wow the IE!!! wtf are you doing there?!? i miss LA if i'm at disneyland - can't even imagine... That's what I mean. But for the actual THC to kill you would be virtually impossible. Unless you feel like eating six pounds of THC, injecting six, and smoking six all at the same time. This dance sounds like the "I-gotta-pee" dance.... How do you remember your username Its 4:04am right now and I just read this Why? I wish that were a real foundation. I would write to it. Also, why is this being downvoted? *Hugz* I know that feel all to well. I came out to my parents just abit over two years ago and they just told me that no I was not gay regardless of what I knew and that I would come around once I had some decent self esteem They'll just hear it as "seedy". I actually understood that Yup, this comic is lies. Just because we are used to spiders does not mean we are less scared of them WOW I used to be like this to myself. My solution: actually get pregnant by accident. After experience the hell that is my body containing an extra tiny heartbeat I will never mistake a small "must have eaten something odd" for pregnancy every again i need to know what this is from Why don't you carry tp scrolls I want this tattooed on me so I can look at it forever. He's 29 **WTF** *did I just watch*? There is about a 75% chance that your hard drive is older than me I thought there were Tim Hortons in the US In Fourth grade, my teacher, Mr. Anderson, was gone for the day. We had a substitute, and she was fairly lenient, so she let us play Heads-Up 7-Up. A black kid I was sitting next to kept talking and talking, so the teacher cancelled the game, and made us sit silently. I wrote an... impassioned note to my colleague, and it involved the phrase "black boy". I got caught, and Mr. Anderson came back the next day, and told me to go to the hall and wait for him. I'm terrified, because I had really no clue what to expect, and he walks out five minutes later, and sits next to me. He gave me the most angry, disgusted look I've ever seen, and he laid down one of the most amazing, pissed-off rants I've ever heard, saying "What makes the difference between African-Americans, or White Americans, or Asian-Americans? That's right, there's nothing. You think you're better than anyone else? Well, I have news for you: we're all the same in this life, and if you don't learn that now, I've failed as your teacher." Thank you reddit for helping me get a key and thank you Gamefront! Finally got one! So happy :) Sorry for everyone without a beta key still. I feel for you! I tried countless of contest myself! Retweeting, registering,posting,liking,following,subbing I MUST know what this is from! That looks surprisingly good. If he's gay, then that's ok. If he's straight, I will rip her face off Unless we're talking to Jesus 2.0 verification? What is interesting is Bayer cites high R&D costs. If you assume the average R&D expenses are consistent from year to year, R&D accounts for less than 10% of revenue. Net income after taxes for 2011 was €2.5 billion. Really? Like an engineering major teaching English??? She is the woman I am afraid of heater vents for some reason. I love the warmth they bring, but when I am sleeping downstairs (the heater is in my room) and I wake up. I always hear the vents expanding making it sound like there is someone upstairs. Sometimes it will even makes squeaky noises. So if you're really tired and you here those noises, your mind makes you freak out. Unless, they aren't the heater vents As if that was ever in question how the fuck? do i get murdered by somethings with fangs during the night? Girls don't think male lip-bites are hot. :O Why are frying pans 1rec each? ....those were jupiter and venus Did... I just get goosebumps from a picture? Kwashiorkor pop-punk like green-day or blink182? You can actually like Radiohead and that? A quick google search indicates that'll be a dual wielding swordsman with a bear helmet. I'll definitely give that to you, the trainees can really mess it up. That's scary thinking about having the needle pointed that way Ezio isnt in history books because he didnt want to be amazing Read as "Having a kidney stone" The fuck? I'm not selling keys Curiously, I just went to see a multi-ligament specialist today and he said that I might be one of the paradoxical cases that might not need surgery. I don't think I was even aware of Manning in late 2010. Or has it really been that long since the Wikileaks scandal? Dunno, the extension port in my N64 never saw much action. If you know what I mean. I understood perfectly. Does Torrentit still exsist? Don't know why I thought the toilet paper comment was relevant. so the dogs wakeup to your dick every morning I wasn't expecting that. that's one demon I'd love to exercise K.... i have never seen that bra size... ever. Haha this is insane, not sure if they made some type of announcement and I'm just late to the party. They are playing their first placement match now, I'm really interested to see what league a White-Ra and Stephano 2v2 team gets placed in The fuk?... From what kind of deprived shithole do you come from?! Your username basically sums up this post... Why does the one on the left get cut off at the beginning of the loop? The fuck did i just watch? Better yet, when they brag about being awesome-sauce at call of duty. It just made me take a survey for the site.. and questions 31 and 37 were about Mario Kart 7 instead of Kid Icarus: Uprising.. Skateboarding and it was very unusual and quite astounding I thought that was a snippet of an episode that already took place? Mammoths have grand souls?! 11 days? Oh great, now I feel like going through all 4 seasons of the show/podcast all over again. I'm Elite free...does I get the founder status? I never realized how strong that silence was imagine... if they alredy sell pizza outside... Yeah we go by The Avengers now Damn I didn't notice that wasn't her You're right. I don't. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS BIRD "Joystiq, Kotaku, and Gamespot, all *respected* gaming news sites" Real account owner here, weirdly enough the other answer was by the hacker guy. I see my friend Anthony in the foreground Agreed. I find foundation brushes absolutely useless. They've always applied so uneven & streaky for me but some swear by it. that is awesome I think someone at Discovery was reading my post. just because the bible didn't say anything that disproved that transformers weren't at the last supper, doesn't mean that the transformers weren't there either. my god.. you're right I can't even read my gym's clock from half-way across the gym, is my prescription too weak? Jones loves goats too much to allow such a terrible thing to happen. Yep. I pretty much agree with what Karkat once said about him being his own kismesis. Which I guess makes what he's doing here the troll equivalent of masturbating And this is why my girlfriend and I only tag team people we haven't known that long You weren't there when I was there. I'm 24 and I've never had an iPhone or an ipod When it opened, I initially thought that the jelly was something important, so i pulled a He was even showing his screen so you can see what he's doing sis-in-law got the shit tickets like that, inconviently slightly out reach I think the election cycle is just a cash-a-palooza for big media with all the ad spending. It's a vicious cycle really. Media encourages drawn out election, PACs spend money on ads, its almost as if the political system has been bought swallowed by the corporate media Why are his hands like...death? 14k comments... Who told you what I was going to do with Wonder Woman? surgery, my ball dying holy crap I will swap between the elliptical one day and the treadmill the next. I know that there's little difference between the two (from a benefit standpoint), but I do the treadmill precisely because I hate it so much. It's like a mental discipline thing. I want to get back into playing football in the future, so I try to incorporate things in my work out that challenge me or that I otherwise hate doing (like squats Who's baxter - the guys name isnt baxter Tell it to me when ya get marriage legalized You can eat a Fleshlight? ... Slow clap! You are the champ for watching both on the same day. Yeah. I know. How the hell do you sit on 300k free XP? The person who supposedly is the underage person who was hit on, or who did the hitting on, depending on who you believe? Yup, that's the one :) Yeah Ampkit is amazing, but I would like to try Amplitube with the passive connector before I make the call. Still blown away that I can do all this shit on my phone. Ampkit, Animoog, GarageBand, Peterson iStroboscope tuner... Man... mods should sticky this well then what the hell did i click. Not "The Onion"... Woah. Baader Meinhoff up in this bitch. My mom was just talking to me about Mondegreens and their history not three days ago. This made me cringe more than the fetus and Halloween nails It's funny that I got two comments about looking similar to Simon Pegg at nearly the same exact time. Especially since I'm watching Shaun of the Dead right now Whoever buys that mold should make another mold using it as a frame. Then, reform her breasts using some type of fleshy (washable silicone probably) material which can be marketed and sold in sex shops. I didn't either Could you please say my user name . My life would be complete ! I thought of a female Krogan, but okay, if you prefer... That... Is this what kids do on facebook nowadays? When I was in school and only had shit like Myspace, these kinda kids... Meaning your "bully" were the type to literally get their asses beat, by multiple people. School has changed alot and I haven't even been out that long We had a girl in school who was known for eating out of trashcans. Right smack dab in the middle of the cafeteria in front of **everyone** or she'd check out the girls bathroom for scraps as well. She wasn't poor but definitely crazy. She was also "butt-bulimic" meaning she ate abnormal amounts of laxatives to essentially shit out her weight. She would fart horribly all the time, even getting kicked out of class for it a few times. I remember being sat behind her and having to beg my teacher after class to change seats. The worst part was she wouldn't even hide it or feel ashamed, she would always say "It's natural, you guys." I'm jealous. Omg yes. Figured it was just me. It shoots up to around 600 for 5 seconds or so then slowly goes back to normal, and then does it again about every 3-5 min. Also had serious trigger lag issues that have gone away since I switched out of pathfinder Screenshots please. Used and loved both. I just prefer the MSR slightly... something about how it scopes in A "verdade" nua e crua jogada em nossas caras. I never said anything about how entertaining they are or that he should cut all morally amibiguous people out of the book Egg white is a good lube. If you're actually trying to get pregnant. Holy shit, that was loud WHAT, HALF LIFE 3 Would you even call those veins? How generous The NYT made less than $3m in the last 4 years!? People downloaded a commercial DVD player Goats are ornery little dudes. But I have a similar story with my sister- we almost died. When I got that feeling, I thought I was Lil' Wayne but then I made up my own rap. I don't even like Lil' Wayne, I was scared You're excited for another ToC? TRIPS Awesome. Request: The Muppets Thanks! I know it will be appreciated here. Whenever I try to explain it to a non-watcher of the show I just get blank stares... where are you going with this? You'll figure it out once you start posting there Good thing you've got it in a protective canister. Who's walking around listening to cassettes intentionally? Somehow I think maybe a few hipsters are selling cassettes, but most punk bands I've known of prefer to play live, and if they sell recordings it ain't on cassette LOL Maybe she has two Vajayjays I started a consular on my server to check out the republic side of things and as soon as I went to Coruscant, I instantly had full groups for heroics, with another Sage healing me because I was lower than all of them and getting aggro, then for another heroic this Jedi Sentinel just gave me blues he had made. You must be terrible You didn't think I'd respond to you? What? The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish They look like ears. Saw this right outside my place last night. Went on my balcony to see what the fuss is all about and see a flipped over SUV in the middle of the northbound lane Can you imagine if by some chance they won... This is sheer poke-overload....I fear you may break the internetz with this. What have you **DONE** KRAVE Literally? Nope. Just disapproval. Disbelief is Thanks for making me aware of this subreddit Scandalous Or the more conservative Wow, it's like they were reading our chatlog You *can't* see abs? Actually I don't think there are any in wave 9, at least not when I did it Robin O_o Ok... So many terrifying things in Grandma's dungeon. Some day the rabbits will fight back, Tom Waits must've saw this coming. ...I'll look from home... Didn't see that coming... ... I'm typing this on my iPod whilst taking a shit That made no sense at all HAQ en México celebramos el día de San Patricio I have to remember to save this when I get on my computer tonight I speak it that way and all letters are dated like it. Surely I can't be that odd. "considering doing an AMA" you or the baby ** i'm a freshman and i have no clue wtf you're talking about I didn't know there are more non-asians... Just did a quick search, apparently they just scoop it out from time to time Wiping with silk would just smear it everywhere! one to an ace player Spoiler in title with spoiler tag? Don't you mean welcome to the Matrix? AMA? Aren't we considered apes? He said "Looks like there's gonna be an invade.." and I was like Mushroom cloud All of reddit? ...If 1800 ELO isn't borderline pro material... then at what ELO can you be considered pro? I specifically have to make myself NOT do this while I am driving. dafuq bro! i see you too? I'm surprised the teacher didn't try to stop that kind of video ...That explains why sometimes I don't take a rocket to the face Maybe I should go up to that chick that when I'm around, we always end up looking at each other. Prince George.....wtf...I grew up there. One of my many dream cars Looks like a corgi-patterned version of my corgimo. dude.... But, I'm eating chicken tonight. Might wanna mix in a colon or a dash somewhere in there. ＞ Now if only we could get all the monitors the same size ... CANNOT UNSEE..... is it sad that i look to the right and CJ is making more then DeSean and Vincent, combined I don't get it. I'm just linking to an upvoted post. Am I not supposed to reply, or something? And I don't recall doing this before. Is anyone else worried that this is trying to groom us for the announcement of the movie where the story will really end? Holy shit a dnb ent I'm not. I'd probably be in jail for molesting him if I was his masseuse. holy crap, I want to play that Did he rhymed "Rangers" with "Strangers"? It's getting out of control. Now some Arizona lawmakers want to allow employers to fire women who use birth control... Advise : Stop pirating porn at your grandmas How do you know that profile belongs to a man? Coki dropped into a Dogma Holy shit...your country did brainwash you lol my english class is just like this my teacher mr couch (lol i know) likes yo mamma jokes!! hes good at them too I don't think you can return haircuts I watch "The Walking Dead" , doesn't freak me out Hey, we take what we can get Oh god I know we are supposed to be focused with the bear on his back, but that dude really has some blue eyes. He clarified this in reply to another comment. It was two real-life days. I'm a woman, so women-children? Wait, I thought jesus was a carpenter Cheers, feel free to go watch the VODs and give me some feedback (I was doing what you mention), posted on TL and people didn't have much to say other than that it was good, and now I'm apparently getting downvoted in this topic What state are you in? Wow people are being harsh Looks like this is a challenge only for those who can pop their eyes. Stephano on losing all his mutas vs whitera's mass phoenix with new upgrade -> I knew I won the game when I lost the mutas. My friend fingered a girl in math class...I'm sure self masturbation would be even easier than that. But what do I know It's normally just background running applications like Dell Backup Suite or things like that. Normally people close down all of their applications before shutting down (I hope Haha, thanks. Yes, those are all 1rm. Sorry for the downvotes This is amazing. Holy bajeebus... mmmm. by 'old man rig' i meant those puny hartke combos and ibanez basses in a living room. im all for real old gear, my vt-22 and v-4 cab are all almost twice my age I really? What bands? Easy enough for 2.66, sometimes for 2.33. You're overpaying a ton, but you probably know that? I'm surprised no one commented on the fact that someone ACTUALLY placed a bid Holy crap I am jealous. Dude, your mom picks up for you? .....what? WOW! Did that really happen? Same here If people don't know what rage faces are in the future why is there still a 'fuuuuuuuu' section? Sweet Jesus! What the hell? Super Vechs? ...that's seriously dumber than comparing "gay rights" to "9/11"? dont you mean yesturday ? For a moment I thought its head was top left. Was severely confused for a few seconds This is awesome! At 3:12 I was like This comment thread just taught me so much Throwaway account? Eh? Nice man, yeah we just finished ours at 11 and had to make sure there weren't any bugs in it. Now its just presenting it to the professor for an hour Cool video too... A guy I know happened to get a card exactly like this... It's like her boobs are FLOWING Think i'll be adding support to some of my classes in what way is this exoticizing of certain women oppressive? Weirdly I think playing mw3 has actually made me better at the other games Where was she hiding all of those?! Your boys like Cinderella? i think technically they did, but in a way it was due to Anakin's actions... I worked at a kennel when I was pregnant. My co-worker told me to make sure not to let my cat sleep on my belly because the baby would match her heartbeat with the cats. She was a vet tech... more importantly , how did you get 3 ( or 4 ) items in it ? Surprised at Hugo being so low, strange to see both Ken AND Ryu in S tier... HOLY SHIT THAT GIF " trying to help my anxiety with losing MF and GF stats to other players who have terrible items." -- you're playing Diablo wrong Christ, well done Ajax. We're pretty made up about some of our young players - and like the first team, it'd be nice if we could finish some chances - but you guys continue to be on a whole other level it only took me 19 hours to get through the game And through amazing deductive skills, I found out who you are. But I have no clue who you are so now I feel bad Why does your face remind me of Artosis? Only creepy because I have no idea who the hell you are It is What? Really? I can't believe how far I followed that Be careful-Some helicopter mom might sue you for exposing her child to peanuts. Friends coworker use to commute from Boston to NE Philly a few times a week sais alot about that pc, doesn't it Also, my boyfriend hated leaving hickeys on me because his mom told him that hickeys caused cancer. MOTHER OF GOD! Brimstone bricks were shat!! which is why i think it's a great example because you're claiming the economic benefits would be immense yet it hasn't been drilled which proves my point exactly (( I was like "meh" beat me by one inch (Im 6' 5") and then I saw your weight What is wrong with brining it on the flight? Sweet jesus I wish I could find that in my backyard. I'm viewing this post on my iPhone umm im not at my boyfriends house..and why would i take pictures of his cumming on his cat Well, I should see how hard it really can be by becoming one myself then! I've passed the rules adviser exam a couple of times...Have been wanting to become a lvl 1 for sometime now. Apparently the closest person is outside of CT though from what I've been told by my friends. wow who is she How did you know my name?! is that even possible? could not have said it better then this WOW this ended up being a wall of text... what is wrong with his butthole that it came out with a little tail like that Oh wow... i just realized this, and you're right. I'm guessing you're either not in NE 401, or were not in class today. Since I was sitting near the only people with laptops, and I saw no Yugioh madness going on SEPTEMBER? How am I supposed to process this... The government of Iran has spent amazing amounts of time and resources keeping their own citizens down. You better believe they aren't perfectly happy to give all that up. They're rat bastards, but they're not the insane brown people with dynamite strapped to their chest that you might imagine *Woman* My mother is a red head, so NOW I am worried about MY soul..... slave chocolate?! Wow.. I think I see what you did there. Or maybe it was a convenient spell fail. My question is why is there chips right next to Raid in the background? What kind of store is this? I currently look like Ted Kaczynski, I need to shave then it sounds like a plan. Sorry if that statement offends you in any way or form. No problemo, man. I also lose games like that - yesterday on ladder I forgot to get zergling speed ...where the fuck did this come from? There are no end quotes! Still can't tell if this is a troll subreddit or not Wait, is his girlfriend actually pregnant? "Corrupting"? *[META] We have now officially breached the "Show comments" barrier twice. We agree on something?! I thought it was in english as well Honk if I left the car seat on the roof again. ... Who won?! True but I wasn't too sure where to put it, I don't think /r/pics would of appreciated it too much. Let that be a lesson you teach your kids Damn, who cares if she's bigger? Space clop? Why is their genitalia creepy? dude pack up a spoon My god I just imagined the face from the gif onto that body. Oh, don't get me wrong, I love the hell out of the show, but when I saw it got approved for syndication I just kind of went, " I almost passed out when i saw the release for Platinum and it showed Giratina's Origin Forme Blocked in the USA? TIL. I was confused because I thought it was literally biscuits and gravy. ah, that'll take forever! 256 is a long way up... Holy balls. I come back and this is the top post on r/starcraft Da fuq!? I...I... am somewhat offended by this... Ok, from the start. I don't think it's complicated to build a computer, in fact I tell everyone who asks me how simply it really is. I did not overclock anything by using the BIOS in the build I mentioned, as it is not my computer. A soccer mom in fact, does not need a computer with a 4.5 ghz clock on the CPU. No CPU will come at a normal clock of 4.5, the base clock on the cpu I was talking about is 3.3ghz, the i5-2500k, which is more than enough and is why it is the best CPU for gaming/performance and why I mentioned it. And it's not garbage, What I'm understanding from reading that is I need to palm and crimp my way up a 45 degree wall for weeks This actually makes sense. I see my car as the thumbnail to this post, so I read it and do not see Subaru in the list, as I suspected. Why is a pic of a Subaru STi associated with this post when Subaru is not in this list? Seems misleading to me. I'm the same way. Both my parents are pentalingual, and all I know how to speak is English. Worst is when people ask me, "How come you don't know how to speak your native tongue?" So much insecurity still reappears to this day whenever I'm asked this question Leave a file in the FTP warning the next developer Does that penis have herpes sores? How the hell am i 10th for the month Upvote for having a relevant username. That would be quite an achievement considering the fact that I'm a dad. Wow, I've never played the games but I'm assuming if they're giving you a choice in the game for separate storylines...then there should be separate endings. Those are all the same...that's terrible \ = I Heart LoL Contest Deirdre Barlow neck... Heard that too Wow, just wow... Seems like he lost the slap bet. ... The man on the right looks very similar to me. Enough to make me wonder how I'd gotten into this picture Lol don't get why you got downvoted ...Took me a second. I like the idea! :D Except...that means their noses are made of stone. NO! I refuse that's him now! I mean, how did he grow up from scary-looking kid to an attractive being? Its quite a surprise. I'm not exactly "well known" in the scene, I'm new and still working hard to get there. Its very humbling to see people actually like what I make Best part. Go to their website, chucks85th.com. Click on "Beer Listing". You are taken to a spreadsheet of 400+ beers, with what I assume are Chuck's personal rating of each beer! Oh hey, me too. G+ it's not gay, bro! ... How No, please tell me more But doesn't it create a shockwave? Yeah, saw that... but with Nhat on support and Salce mid, where does that leave Westrice? Team manager or something? Oh hell no. Nhat always be trolling man. How does a username with 91 in it suggest to you not someone born in 1991, but a 13 year old? Why is this in /r/WTF, this is great It's like little colored James Bond... it'll still point towards you (at least side) if you're holding the brass knuckle like a brass knuckle You warned us yet I still saw the last page. Dude, the button is a big letter... that's like... 3rd grader level. Really? Where did you do a survey? I want to see Now they need DLC head and DLC Bulldog handle! The stupid dumbass basically sent you a confession via text message. I hated that show so much when i was a kid for some reason...Fucking blocky shoes man, they drove me crazy! WHY?! It was the only thing going through my head. Are their feet REALLY?! that big? Creeeepyyyyy Wondering why you've been downvoted. Are there people that haven't seen Mrs. Doubtfire? True enough. I'm glad it isn't too cliché for the Internet ;) there are some mean people on here I'm scared. Why, was she regularly going to be looking at his ass or something? I steal occasionally tbh I'm absolved since i gave that up a while back, I'm cured of all crazies.. Yeah BUBBLE TEA 41 hours for me ... so no Your bonus pool must be crazy Your father sounds exactly like my father, with three daughters, and chasing them around with disgusting shit. He used to wake us up on weekends with chicken carcasses dancing on our faces before he made them into stew or something. WHOA! holy fuck. you're right originally read title as "any love for my wife-beating" followed by the rest of the title I am simultaneously disturbed and intrigued.... I didn't know there were more than one chiptune subreddits What does D&D have to say about this? what kind of twisted world is it where you assume someone is from quebec because they speak french Uhh... we're talking about ponies. You loved Dead Money? Actually, it was "That's stupid", you didn't read much but even that you didn't read too well I think it's my turn to say that I love it when you post! His puzzled little People are hating on Mega Mash? "Staff Recommendations" .... So many typos. I have that same stash tin... Is that a Pentel RSVP pen? What? And Being Allah the "all knowing" that also means Allah already knew that he would commit the blasphemous sin and then for that he would suffer eternity in hellfire of endless pain and torture and suffering which Allah again "the all knowing" knows that too? When and why did they change their Youtube username from Monstercat to MonstercatMedia? Wait, they have those? *Oh yeah, tired and hopefully I'll be able to take a nap ... so PAUSE. K. That's what I thought. But there was also that possibility I was falling victim to it. Nearly identical to r/circlejerk? Did not see this at all. Dear God, Fnatic won! Is it Xmas already? What is this miracle? ...my friend has the exact same name as your username *LOL* I have to share this story with the fuckin kajiras I know. I'm a collared submissive and my Dom has marked me BUT I think Gor is bat shit crazy if lived by the book... Internet Explorer doesn't have spell-checking. I have 250 knife kills One of the people protesting the amendment has 10 children Do people actually believe Dark Alliance is what people are talking about when they say Baldur's Gate is amazing? How did you even get that job in the first place why would he walk up to her for a hug but then run away? Put down your phone and don't log onto facebook for a while? OMG. you sure know alot about your sisters vagina still shouldnt know WTF? Woah im sorry, is that Lorenzo Why there is TSM logo ? I did the exact same thing, and I was about 3...I actually remember it. Last week one of our presales guys asked me if a project with some specific requirements was do-able - and the customer wants it to be "in the cloud". Deploying our software on single servers only, i asked him "What do you mean by cloud?" The Answer: "Well, the server should be in a datacenter..." I could swear someone had a picture of a gun with immense power. I assumed maybe it grew stronger with steps..? or muffins being frisky Nah, the slip was the lid. The Freudian was that whole whacky theory he had about maternal attraction I must be trying to use it wrong then because I cannot figure this shit out for the life of me Wait, *both* programmers? pasky and who else? Other first-person RPGs? There's like two of them, and they're not as good as ES. If you hold down on the thread it gives you save option on my Galaxy It was r/gore.......... How long did that take? I live in Quebec and never tried that Good: It's close to the weekend! Just a few hours of work tonight and I've got TWO days off, which hasn't happened consecutively in about 3 months There are multiple endings to this game?!? Yes. Yes I would. Mostly I just wanted to share what I thought was an awesome gif. But who wouldn't like being on the frontpage? says the key is incomplete. Wait, I'm a guy, are you a guy> lol i got downvoted for being honest. reddit logic. my computer emits a green and blue light How they are incrasing their customer base with that? Será coincidencia o sera a propósito ese reflejo de la Schutzstaffel en los lentes? Link I'm still completely blown away! I did not expect such wonders ...TIL many people share tubes of toothpaste. I love juice I love gnocchi How is it highest in Hawaii Holy crap. That post from yesterday about everything on /r/frugal and /r/lifeprotips being about reusing things was true Well acturally the US didn't steal that land... We just bought it from France, Spain, Mexico, ect... So really Britain, Spain, and France stole all the land from the Natives... The US just bought it from them and then... well killed all the Natives So are we robot slaves for our creators? You ask about lan proof from Lurppis? He has been on major international lans since 2005 and is the in game leader of a top6 CS 1.6 team in the world. You could show them evidence. MOOAAAARRR KEYS! MOOOOooooo Oh my god...Emma Stone... What? chitlins... WTF... I grew up where apparently this was something my family enjoyed. Who enjoys something that smells like shit... This isn't a bewildering concept. how to shoot I had an NC mall item at the bottom of my inventory. Trying to point out nonexistent photoshops in a neopets screenie, you must be SO fun to hang out with I don't see internet explorer on my desktop What? No. >well killed all the Natives You take up two chairs? I'm surprised I sat through the whole video, right when I was going to click away it entranced me and I couldn't stop 'till it was over. Panthiest. Amazing funeral doom, most popular in Poland Bioware is stuck with dialogue in both areas? What happens if you look them in the eyes? is that bad? <_< >_> This is like the fifth time I've seen color come up in regards to Mass Effect 3's ending... I think I'll have to put my gf on hold this weekend to finish this damn game The touchpad already has CM9 Results... unforgivable. I made a comic with a similar title to this, deleted it and reposted it (fixed). Now reddit says that you made the first post. Marshmallow Spread! Where did the parry dog go? ...oh Dear god, I have BOTH cravings and I've had them even before puberty. I didn't think about when I'd get pregnant if only dark souls was actually that hard On my first Onyxia raid, and really my first raid ever, I asked the raid leader how I could hit her from so far away.... had no clue about hitboxes back then Um... Walking up and down Colfax, Broadway, and back into cap hill area. Not sure what I'm doing or where I'm going yet. But I'll hopefully find something Mint chocolate stout release followed by the 8 bit fundraiser. Sooo excited for mint chocolate beer... You haven't? I forgot all about this... it was like the 'cool' lunch, right next to lunchables I think Margarine is actually fighting back I see i wonder wat would have happened Uuuuhhh.. wouldn't I have to set my respawn point to the base first Lol everyone on Reddit keeps going on about it. I don't know if I want to Google it I tried it once. Is that at orford ? I went there and there was panties similar to these The trainer is wearing a shirt! Wtf did j just watch? Who does it... Like that? So a cloaking device! That was my experience with Eraserhead. I had enough of the internet tonight... Is that your real number? What are you talking about My childhood has been re-written. Wouldn't want to get tea bagged by him i dont get it? how is my comment deleted...? Wow, I didn't even think we'd colonized a *second* planet yet ..... Whoa, his beer is an APERTURE BEER What's with the guthix on the top? woah, this thread has provided very helpful input in a really short time Grosjean in Ferrari? Jeez you got really butthurt over such a playful jab WHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT O_OWHAT DID I EXPECT You are going to a bad dentist? God I hate freaking birds of all kinds. They never really steal anything I can't replace, but it's just so irritating. i've got a tub of that stuff. no idea what to do with it Reddit has ruined my mind.. Dear god I'm still pondering why the potatoshopt version has *smaller* tits SNAP! There's a difference? ( i just visualized that.. nope^nope^nope Ha! Pretty much. Isn't r/SRS the only subreddit that officially banned any form of debating? With no Kernel panic? I haven't seen that before I ate baby food. Smelled wonderful, tasted like shit. We had little to no food in the house as we had just moved in and my husband was unemployed and we didn't have a lot of money either. But we had baby food. Hahah I do that! It's just so awkward to just start ordering without an introduction flashbacks, "Omg lvl 98-99 feels like lvl 1-98 im guessing it's going to be used for he new creed album dunkey next.... Sweet jesus.. Reading this post makes me remember something.. As a kid, I used to French kiss with my grandmother that looks like an oyster mushroom on her dress Mother of god, I used to sit next to this guy in class This submission is causing me to lose faith in humanity. I'm lost as hell. I wasn't accusing you of anything just then I just read this 5 times and still can't make sense out of it. And here I thought that the $10 "Legendary" skins in league of legends were ridiculous Fuck... then how many grams of fat does the Triple Baconator have what, I can't figure out exactly what you mean by that Yep, for the current price point on an all stainless steel product, the Weber razor is a definite "buy". The general consensus seems to be that it will eventually rise in price like the iKon razors (which are now around $225 Redditor for 9 months ... how in the ... what happens to a boy getting braces Reddit significantly improved the quality of your life? I know that and I often fight against that idea. Not sure how you thought I said otherwise I guess you haven't travelled to the super secret part of Iceland Yeah, but then you could end up in a universe where the Christian God is real I don't see anything wrong with that. Explain what? I don't see anything weird so... did reddit just successfully "enhance?" Url is guns2 Holy hell... Is that an oven spitting out a tornado of doom? That story is on the same page of the Metro as Italy winning the world cup in 2006. gotta love him for calling out Protatomonster as PBat did too, two lines of Cypher were kinda confusing The buzzing roar the Reapers make when you scan a system is also loud and scary Totally impressed. That guy makes a very good impression. They cost that much? He'll still likely win look closely and you will see the horn... Funny, Too doesn't mean Two does it I once joined up late in a game, getting base raped with only 50 or so tickets, on a random squad. One of the guys was using in-game VOIP and apparently not having a great game. The first thing I hear coming across the TV was "When I find this fucking guy, I'm going murder him and fuck his ghost with a rake"... Hah, whoops. Missed that one. I've got my suspicions about Grace I think that I'd transform into the first homo sapien... I'd never even heard of it what if a plane crashed into a cloud Was I just in this game as Olaf? I am too i never realized that before but you are absolutely right So the tanuki is real... Why did people thumb this down? Why would somebody sign an Elvish Farmer? my favorite sleeping spot too You really are me I'm not sure why you downvoted me, but it was just a joke. you're my swedish twin HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A GIANT HEAD?!?! what if you accidentally missed and hit him Wait a second -- burst into flames on contact with sunlight, no souls... HOLY SHIT THEY'RE VAMPIRES That is a solid 26 hour drive How would he get out You found a rabbit on a bag of topsoil?! OMG. wait. did you really think your kid could read that early on?? I usually use one of people who have an AoE dmg per second ability. Good picks with it are Amumu, Alistar, Nasus, Renek, Rammus, Sejuani. Also, if u want to troll, go Sorc Boots, Abyssal sceptor, Sunfre cape EVE/TWITCH. Your enemies get dmged every second without them seeing you I am also interested in this fact Erm, may I ask why the boyfriend was wearing a bra? Wth is wrong with that man? TIL: Don't let fat people breath their fat on you. TIL I was really lucky not to hurt myself... I did that once and it worked. Ummm ... yeah Switche never said any specific games That just looks nasty.... Tomatoes, toast, raisins, eggs, and potato skins? Qm é vc? why st louis... Thanks! I'm nervous though. Many breakdancers have gone through knee surgeries and wrist arthritis. What? Im an illustration major and someone offered me a position in their dog grooming business to push me through school, this literally made me Not according to the supreme court. This is weird coming from a Raider fan He got TWO game misconducts? Before I watched this clip I thought the gif OP posted was of a creepy banana I love that Film It's the cross that so many men has to bear/bare (something). Alright. I'm going to bed it is 5:55am after all W ...an entire Minsc game? what is this? wow Dude, I want your computer. if marauders...had shields..... Why in the bloody hell would someone be MAD about Kill cams? Because its too MW3 like or something? Was that a vagrant I saw?! 26... wtf is wannabemo? yikes! i'm thinking massive problem, water-based or not. i can only imagine the horror of Fruity Pebble like sex crumbs creeping out of your vag a week later. Since when did a fish need a scuba? Is it supposed to be something else? Haha, trigger control? What is this? It's not like it's dangerous or anything. I'm actually impressed with the Bateman improvement At the point where the speaker said to *imagine 7 of something*, i imagined 7 apples, and then the speaker mentioned 7 apples. WTF Your user name makes me wonder if that's supposed to be good thing or a bad thing..... I did not know that I saw you in the arch by ...what I *thought* was East Hall, though according to the other guy, it was west you and my brother should be friends.. he bought the exact same thing just a few days ago (at least it looks exactly like the one he has) Those eyes are staring into my soul... So.. BIG you got downvotes Shes still making videos. I promise I will never go hiking alone, ever Same thing for me : I play since 1.7 and I just realize that you can use saplings as fuel. Why is there someone fapping on the bus??? Tai teles are worth 7k? Why did Caitlyn build double pickaxe uh...they use the same ball from both ends lol he said "oversmart" and then thought he was very smart for thinking of the term so he used it again...and again despite it not being a word Just noticed all the hard drives It LOOKS like tadpoles, but on a tree? I like TV.... a lot I don't think you've been reading the thread. He just said he got a normal gig. ( Eros Centers.... Welbeck! What a 40 yard pass by Evans. He's saying that he thinks your post title is shit. Dafuq?? What the fuck is wrong with you? i got him with a great ball back in elementary school. took three hours. gotta be the best feeling in the world. Also just recently i was replaying my sapphire and i reached kyogre. after it whipped my whole team but one i started chucking netballs at it for shits. got it on the second. fucking. try Hahah noooo! What have you done? ( Bloody hell, a lot of angry Aussies on here Which song? and i thought my libido was crazy. this is just ridiculous lol. if i got her a male friend, do you think she'd stop meowing as much??? lol. because i need sleep... You say that like new content is a bad thing Never thought about that before! Happened to me b4 got girlfriend never had conversations cause i didnt know what to say Wait Canadians don't use dollars? Holy shit I had a tie between Episcopalian and Mormon. "Artificial Pokemon" doesn't include Vanillish...it's natural? what do you mean what......yeah, I know man. I was joking with MrOverreaction. .. The last scene... ** So many typos, it hurts my eyes I'm 6'1 and I have been lifting for 5 years now so I am at around 12% and I weigh 210 lbs (I still think I have rather abnormal weight for my size, my teacher guessed weight and got everyone right except he was off for me by 20 lbs You're kidding, right? where would all of destiny's fans go But secretaries *already* use computers... Any slicer that can slice meat so thin you can almost see through it _has_ to be sharp. There's a picture floating around Reddit of a woman who had her hand sliced over 10 times in fine little lines by something. One of her fat cells had come out and was sitting on one of her fingers. How close are you riding to stop signs? Curioso, no trabajas en donde yo trabajo? Estoy bajo un esquema similar y casi el mismo sueldo Is it me, or does it look.. Mythical It would probably work the other way too... Buy a ticket to a Coyotes game and get a free 1.75L bottle of Smirnoff vodka You made me snort. No... no white powder involved. Same! I wonder why we've had such different experiences with SAs. I've only ever had one tell me the correct undertone only HJ's for two YEARS I have a bad connection and thought I just couldn't play KQ with it. wow 12 hours? Seams a bit overboard how do we know this isn't photoshopped for karma? Not when mixed with cookies! I was born 2 weeks after he died and I'm voting When has she brought dead things back to life? Traurig genug, das man in Deutschland chinesische Proxys nutzen muss um das Internet ungefiltert zu sehen ... That Ring Girl! haha, the background image loaded so slowly, that at first I was like: "not too bad" then it loaded and I was like ahaha, I admit...I laughed. Don't knock fat chicks too much though. Dated one before and damn was she eager to please in bed Yep, done. Also, didn't even notice to phone number before. I'm glad you did. Because I have no idea what I'm doing. What ever do you mean. Mao was a great leader and brough China out of the dark ages and into the forever burning light of communism. *In china... they are watching me I sure hope that everyone builds trinity forces I never knew what that was Sweet baby Jesus. i think i'm going to. even though i spent the whole first game like this- I hope that doesn't mean we killed Garrus What? > "Well, the server should be in a datacenter..." whoa, minecraft space travel.... Graves Penta's aren't that impressive Sites like these are why you should NEVER do face + body shots...people are dumb. I am amazed by how often I need to explain this to my college aged girls friends. dude you must hate rugs I put the STD in stud. All I need is U. Oh fuck it's my cake day. Completely oblivious up until now I wonder what would happen if he met me...I'm Jewish You're a girl? That's a rather impressive structure to make whilst hammered WOW. I'm so honoured The hell are you talking about? Wait, what is July doing there? And so Carl inadvertently kills Hersh How in the fuck did that happen So many downvoted posts she has so many toys! she loves my rubberbands the most I'm taking CSE 131! :D The instructor is an AMAZING photographer FYI Still Stalking You... that last picture... why is that jpeg titled "brain-cancer-act_derek_fisher.jpg" Is it just me or does that pod not even have a parachute? After we had our first son, we had to stop to change his diaper on the road. We turned into a Wendy's and my wife took him in. There was no changing station in the women's bathroom, so she asked if there was one in the men's. The workers just told her to change him on a table, no one would know Yep! Thanks for the reminder! I think he's a bit more of an asshole... Maybe Shane is possessing him now... That's quite a list you got there How well does it run Oh fack Ricky its a fackin' Samsquanch So your change is $15.80. I wonder if there's any significance with the year 1580 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Oh my god, no... Oh god, I was *going* to say! Wow, really? Weird. so far the Laker bench has out played the starters in this game not to mention taking BAGPIPES to a world war. Are there people who don't masturbate? Where is her ischium and pubis? Sweet Jesus... 41:10... that shit just got Username I have them going to the final four Wait, we cook peanuts? You look like you're 30 and he's 12 I'll never watch mickey mouse cartoons the same Will read/devour like fire. But HOW ONE JUMP LIKE THAT What is that? You too! Hence my relentless flirtation! What's this talk of emptyness? I thought that was a scam Is that appropriate? Um, how is this not safe for work? Holy fucking overdone makeup. I just watched all these Harry Potter videos. I wish there were more ragecomics with Bass in them "HOLD DAT" Staring at it, seems like all of the stars are moving I've never owned a dog (allergies) but something like this must be soo awkward CaliLaw is absolutely correct. I see ignorant redditors don't mind downvoting the truth. What happen if he ult and doesn't run away I suppose i am I can't believe no ones asked this yet...but what the fuck do they use instead of eggs I ran out of gas, I had a flat tire, I didnt have enough money for cab fare, my tux didnt come back from the cleaners, an old friend came in from out of town, someone stole my car, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts, IT WASN'T MY FAULT I SWEAR TO GOD! Adding to the 'it's the fault of the gate' testament. At Glen Waverley station there's one gate that usually fails to let Myki users through. Today was an exception, surprisingly How does Morphling walk around and stuff, it's made of water. Tell that to whoever put up that Japanese scat video I clicked on by accident yesterday. looks like Dwight Sounds almost like medical malpractice ...gotta say, I don't get that 40 piece nuggets?! W...T...F......... Never Dat boob... Well, I mean technically they need a warrant to listen in. Well, I suppose they did before 9/11... not sure now. The OP wrote a nice little backstory about the pic, but this bullshit comment is on top? I think I would literally go batshit crazy if I had a 70 mg vyvanse Didn't know drops made eyes open up. When I was in the Air Force as a radio operator, my instructor told me he heard someone calling in as darkstar 52. They proceeded to request clearance to DESCEND and maintain flight level 600(60,000ft. above which is uncontrolled airspace as no one can get there). The guy on the ground had to repeat it back, "Roger darkstar, understand you wish to *descend* and maintain flight level 600??" You're tripping balls man! Kitty just laid an egg This is the **Twins sub-reddit,** who sees a story like this and *downvotes* it? So that's how Walt did it? I seemed to zone out some of the science as he was explaining it Are you a dog? What kind of animal are you Ok that sounds a lot more accurate. It seemed a little too broken if I were to use power attack with it Same thing happened here! I am not as far as you are (NG SL 40 in Darkroot), but I was still both pissed and rejoiced! I tried a sorcerer build instead of a warrior build and SUDDENLY, every hard boss is easy You spelled 'murica wrong. ..... I turned my sound completely off on my computer to watch this in my college class (boring presentation day)....I still heard the end of the video very faintly Wow. I'm confused. What would you want the TSA to do? If your child is to stay in the wheelchair, obviously he would set off the metal detector... And any potential should be resolved How tiny is that engine You miss an EMP, he doesn't miss his storm, and this is broken, rather than you being out played? is this a reference to sth? Reading that caused the word "does" to not look like a real word any more Find food? This guy sleeps whenever he wants to: 7PM, 4AM, 11AM. I'll come back in the middle of the day and he's sleeping on the ground right in front of his bed. what if the police are actually other protesters in disguise trying to make the police look like really bad guys. That's borderline griefing and Supper Shredder was played by Kevin Nash in TMNT 2... it's an unending cycle! Now make them reflective with a shader.... So, you /remember/ the nothingness... doesn't that mean you were there to /observe/ it? Doesn't that mean ... oh god.. Depp, only because I love Pirates of the Caribbean And thanks for putting me on to an new sub reddit That pic .... you're doing it wrong Yikes that looks like it would easily break the last link is already purple.... Ahah, umm, okay... I would tell you I don't personally own 5 firearms, but that would be a lie. He reads Murakami. I actually just went on Origin support and the guy told me you are able to transfer games onto different accounts. He also offered me a 15% off coupon Oh god, I read "Brats and panties" I searched for "movie talking fireworks" on Google. It was the 1st result. If a random man comes up to your face and says you're an idiot and insults everything about you, would you take him seriously in any way? Honestly, I wouldn't. But that's just me, and I'm an idiot. Wow I just tried chrome to see if it works and it's showing price in usd Well if there's no point in being emotionally invested in a tv show/character why bother joining a Star Trek subreddit? Miami Florida I read this as "war sluts." I read this and think of all those repressed memories from my first playthrough the game... Looks more like Ursula from The Little Mermaid. I loved this game on the SNES, hated it on the computer. Weird Well that seems to have hit a nerve America of course has no blame in the whole middle east situation Whatever happened to the whole 70% of DNA being useless/unknown.. maybe we just don't understand how to read his language If nikki benz or jesse jane said yes... Oh hello Pubes on floor??? I couldn't understand why you were BACON Fuck, is this real? cake farts is cool...It's the meatloaf farts that did me in...when that little projectile turd comes rifling out of her ass That actually made me chuckle i just got the worst experience watching something. Now i cant even see my hand clearly wtf Wait, the person with the biggest collection of Mass Effect porn here is a woman? Well I don't care about the karma. It just makes me go "..what? Fareast Movement, maybe? snake poo is so disgusting. why did he let it go on the floor? I have that same exact trimmer. Oh good, I thought this was AbandonedPorn for a second... I live in Orlando area At first I was like "wut", then I saw OP's user name. What. That guy trolls in 99/100 games he plays. Why. Out....side...? I can't use the terminal I had a dream once where i was hilariously quoting Judge Dredd to people and it was jolly good time for everyone, i woke up laughing That's.. not what I said either. I want to go to there *Watches It's like the grey dog is cheating in front of his white doggy girlfriend... You're a girl? Oh my Lanta, imagine the frustration of getting it down to the red and Joey using a full restore. dat vocal ... My hometown too That smile/lip bite. not autistic enough for getting this joke oh god I'm not good with perl Why is her shirt wet right on her boob? it was a joke.. Queer? Qweeeer? Well it does include a dude dressed as Link wich is one of the most memorable character of my childhood, AND HE JUST RAPED MY FINGER!!!!!!!! whoah, that is's cool. I should bookmark this whoah, the Kingslayer did an IAMA? did anyone else read LOL alistars. ? WHY? Why would anyone do this? I hope that the O.P. forgot to put "true story". Oh god, that ankle is hurting me. You mean there's a possibility of a Tebow and The Gronk combination? Dear god... Super Junior's Bonamana did the trick. In fact, the guy I converted became such an SJ fan that he started using their music at parties. what are you eating? Oh my.. TIL I hear Satan during class activities Reminds me of BEN... I've had this before as well, years ago. To this day, my right eye can't open quite as far as my left one can so if I have a very shocked look on my face it actually does come out looking like " Where did she pinch you? I just saw this episode. BJ fought at LHW against Machida in Heroes. Who are you? Thats what she wants The link didn't work. It does scale to level in certain areas. So did I. how did you make it to 40 You look tired and your chin is massive Oh shit, fuck! this is the stuff of nightmares. good thing I'll never go to sleep! i read this as "us" like "we the people, son" and not U.S. it makes sense both ways. Allthough not a big fan myself, I would say Matlab or some similar tool is a good start if you're interested in data mining, A.I., machine learning etc. It lets you focus on the real core problems of those fields, i.e. math and statistics. There is much more math than magic fun in A.I. than i first expected (unless you consider math to be magic fun)... Since you already know C#, you could take a look at XNA, Microsofts game platform for PC and Xbox (and zune I grew a callous there no way, hot guys don't play league I knew this, but I didn't know that some store brands for different stores might be the same thing! is that face there flipping me off? Doesn't mean he can't hate black people. Only white people can be racist against black people? Or maybe he wants her to give him a goat for compensation. or perhaps the earth moved off its trajectory What the hell did he stick his arm in ... Is it weird that i read that in Blasto's voice? It's unlikely the Lakers would make the Finals... but imagine if he goes to the Heat and it's a Lakers-Heat Finals. And Fish hits the series winning shot. Whoooaaa?! Ya know, now that you say that, it makes me wonder about the whole crackdown on neighborhood gardens, raw foods, etc. Your backs are awesome A paid companion eh? Which is weird because you'd think such highly trained government ops would be good at what they do. ∑( Remember that flying stage? .... Da fuq! I want to know how on earth the art direction for Imagine Babyz can be "a bit immature for the game's content"? I have a Facebook?! Imagine the price of slurpees all I see is What kind of people do you hang out with then? You are spot on with that, the collaboration has been so amazing to me already :D I fell asleep once listening to the first couple of submissions I made, and when I woke up there was still like four pages left to play LOL. What's disturbing is that I honestly have 5 times that amount on my backup HD WUT? Looks like he is smelling his fingers, but why.... O_O^ that happened to me in Goldenglow Estate outside of Riften, but the mercenary not only didn't have heads, they were stuck to their hands like weapons Such sweet voice My twin brother still uses his Nokia "candy-bar" phone. He got it in 2003. I have been through 5 "higher-end" phones since. ... NINE months? Why..? What a bizarre sounding book Dude. I had no idea Mordin could live. I feel as though the torch is giving us the finger I played through the entiretly of ME2 with the locust pretty much UPDATE: So I managed to figure out that I had somehow done the Ardat-Yakshi Monastery sidequest... literally had no memory of it until someone talked about it on the ship, and I only remember a couple of snippets. I was pretty worried but somehow drunkenly managed to do all of the paragon options, including the paragon interrupt Thats a lot of cute This is the first time I see someone saying that kids improve a couple's social life wow You. . .didn't expect something from the 60s to mock gay people? Shit has just gotten real. EVERYONE.....get the catholic priest pictures ....tl/dr.... not sure if i want to... I clicked it to learn what these acronyms mean, who uses these? Am I the only one who this doesn't affect at all??? Stream all the time no matter if I shave or not I'd like to inquire about your... *spoooooooons.* I read this "I made some kids today." And I was like ...where is this going? And why in the world is it relevant to Harry Potter? At first, it didn't look like air guitar. ... Did someone piss in your cereal this morning? Jesus christ... Yeah, the S.F. Weapon Boom that's going on at the moment is ridiculous - we're nowhere near Christmas and yet they, for some obscure reason, have become some of the most sought after weapons in the game Engineering student here, and what it this? Yowsa...you're a genuine set of twins you are... I think the nice is the most distinctive similarity but the facial proportions are similar too. Shit.. In the end of the preview where he asks you if you enjoyed it, I shook my head and his immediate response was "Nooooo" I was like "dafuuq! I hate myself. I love doing low bar back squats, my 1 RM for that is 345. The first time I tried front squats (and only time, not a big fan) I pulled off a 295 somehow In the few I've had, yes. It would instantly become the next morning, however. I wonder if one could induce a lucid dream within a lucid dream... What state are you from?? There is a restaurant called that where I live Just to be clear little girl 1: making out does not make one a whore. And 2: I made out with my boyfriend when i was 12 and I turned out to be gay. So 3: maybe you are just not gay because clearly by this line of reasoning all 12 year old girls who make out with their boyfriends end up being lesbians when they grow up. Please tell me my mind is playing tricks on me and I'm not seeing balls under the steering wheel What is he doing to that grass block? Oooo I might have to go buy that and see what she says Google MARS? It was a reference to an unrelated post from... uhh... yesterday... I think. ..........oh my god. Well then. I'll just be.....doing that.....instead..... I'm still in Highschool so I haven't learned about that yet, but it sounds really cool! Wow! Some people have weird fantasies Imagine if he animated r/nosleep Holy SHIT you are gorgeous. Maybe he just doesn't make women have orgasms? whooaaa mind=blown Ja. Raph was so unstable Came in here earlier and saw a post about Carter being the worst president. Was this the comment? DELICIOUS What do you wish to know? You have more than one i like this new name for new england + and territories. now the jellyfish are visible aww that is so cool. My parents have had a parrot for 25 years now. They say those can live up to 100 Wait, what? It's a shitty comment because it points out that the proposed action might lead to others getting the wrong idea and having a shitload of circumstantial evidence against you? Before I saw the end I thought u would say great sexy times but then I saw the end Guelph Same I read it as "good girl Greg" Mine is a top open tank :S I guess I can just put my hand in for a while to get her used to it. I used to take her out everyday after school, put her on my chest and walk around and feed her greens. I like to talk to her as well. Ill just do what I have done before since she was comfortable with me until the change in tank. When you say "bath time" are we talking about just bathing her in the sink or are you saying I should take a bath and have her swim around? (( will you ask or take by force i'm still kinda timid about it. like "um... hi... can i pet your head? Wait... she's getting married? Where do you live that you get a leech while gardening? teenage mutant ninja turtles was originally more gorey and badass and was for adults??? I'm assuming you're meaning me? lol or perhaps the california dude I'm interested where that happened that they are throwing bass drums on policemen THAT PIPE.... I just copied and pasted what it says in the college directory. Good to know I think what bugs me the most is that the 'war' isn't *really* on women, women are just collateral damage to them. IMO these reps are like screaming toddlers who don't get their way. They have this completely absurd, self-centered alternate reality in which they can take away birth control and punish the "murderers" of "human life" without giving a single fuck about what happens to these welfare cases, wanting to strip away their rights to healthcare in the first place. "GET A JOB", screech the old buzzards on medicare and social security, the lifetime homemakers (my mom is one). "Don't tread on me", but sit ignorantly, quietly by and let me tread all over you. Christ, it's like out of a fiction novel, but it's real. And we haven't gotten to the climax yet We should post this again in like 3 more weeks just to see if anyone realizes it's already been posted... almost like an Ent social experiment... but for some reason I feel like it's already been done What does that mean? Do they pick HoN players It's not on my mind. Gah! You're friends with them on facebook? There's a big black man in you're arguments? If you call him, he shall not come typical Obama supporter I ... can't tell if she's for real or not. Never thought of a suit as a personal space ship Imy worst fear is centipedes and caterpillars I believe I found reddit once upon a time from a link posted on slashdot, but I'm not positive. Somehow I ended up here in the late summer/early fall of 2006 (5 year Club!). I seriously don't remember how I did internets without it. And I seriously can't imagine facing a day of work without it. I was adopted by a black family so I have black brothers and sister. My younger brother and I were joking with each other in high school making fun of each other's colour when a substitute teacher overhead and ran over to confront me saying "you can't speak to African Americans like that!" We both looked at her like Thanks for the heads up! $300 is a lot to gamble if there's a risk the site's not legit... If I saw them in a real live shop though... ... Blaming him for what? The GOP likes oil... yep! .........TIL...... I thought that was the whole point My mom is on ODSP and I haven't lived with her for almost 4 years and they still expected her to pull money out of her ass to give me, or somehow expect me to eat, transport myself, and pay rent on under 500$ per month. They don't make any sense at all. It's a freaking loan, they should let me borrow as much as I need Your dad had you when he was 59? ...are they even talking about the same game? Why am I so intrigued by the fact that they slightly changed the default ragdoll pose? Are you sure it was an japanese animation? I've seen a lot of anime and this doesn't ring a bell at all That's me when I realize I'm not a dog Hmm...it should allow for both Where is that said These show up in my bathtub. Yes. My friggin bathtub. I'll be going to take a shower, see one of these bitches, make a face like So...NPR,PBS? Fuck them, lets defund them because they are obviously a drain to the budget but this shit right here? Golden. Not a waste of money at all. Oh dear god that's creepy LAN with mac's? Vabba? Har aldrig någonsin hört det ordet förut Jeez,this foreman grill is tiny as fuck. All I can say is, pray that none of your dwarves ever give birth while standing on a well or a tall staircase... what is Jotnar / Jötunheimr I get that this is old, but it's the Dog Whisperer right? What was she doing Jesus, I can't imagine having to play an 8lb acoustic haha! Even at a more conservative estimate though (say 4-6lb) it'd probably still be a five-figure cost if your math's right. I knew bronzies are bad (I was one of them until about a week ago) but 1v4? Haha, thinking the same thing. Maybe that was why there were no updates That's why it was all like I didn't know that spitting in other people's faces is a French cultural stereotype. I googled my username and it showed REAL PICTURES OF ME Did Herobrine... *evolve?!* A solid utility player **should NOT** be paid 14.6M Yeah, sex is horrible and should be kept a taboo. ... My boss fight with him was astonishing short. I took down his shields, and after a hitting the wrong button on my controller, I shot him in the head at close range with my Valiant V sniper rifle. He dropped dead and I went Wow just wow wait, you can do that? I always thought they were just there... My boyfriend bumped my ass hard with his ass, and said "Just giving what you want baby". He woke up the next morning and didn't remember ever saying that to me in his sleep. A friends of mine claimed he was going to take all of my medals (won in soccer and wrestling) and make adamantium claws with them, then he promptly stood up, went to the bathroom, came back and went right back to sleep.. I was full of fucks right there Wow..........what do you say to that that's horrible! How'd you go from 55 to 64? Wait ... what? I thought the backward compatibility thing was only in the fatties, I have a 320GB Slim ... Also takes 4-5 days for "processing". Dude the girls bathroom on the second floor is the same. Fucking disgusting. People just take huge dumps and leave it there, menstrual blood on the seat, etc. Said to me but not directed at me. One of my best mates made this comment in passing about an attractive person that walked by. Think i should keep an eye on him now that I think about it... I was thinking the same thing with Area 51...I think I'd activate some security protocol just stepping foot onto the surrounding area...I think what would be even more inconvenient- become visible again whilst sneaking around inside Obviously the type of people the view as the core crowd for buying a Prius! Yeah that's the deal with me, i was never allowed, and i never did, watch anything like that, so how would we have produced the images? I noticed the differences I just was disbelieving of the reasoning. Seriously, what was that plane doing in Swedish Airspace w.o. Sweden's knowledge? 18,000 current viewers... Using sketchup... That's scary/sad at the same time That's an extremely bad idea, just randomly taking naps in a park like that, or really any public place I'm spanish and that's pretty creepy ommioddio ma e' stupendo I don't see how the 'hormones in chicken' thing is racist. I think people of all races (if they eat meat) eat store bought chicken that's pumped full of hormones. Why do you want to hurt me How do you explain the dress? I actually went there and saw 2 pics... Do they? When me, my sister, my brother, and mom AND her friends were being tourists walking on the side walk, some guy while my sister is walking pushes her into the street and spits on her (she's 13 btw Now i count 11 and it says there are 14 Why don't you just rank yourself down on one of the accounts.. I'm imagining a third gear dick jet pistol Yes I have I didn't know anything about it before I watched it. Went into it thinking it would be some kind of quirky comedy. After 5 mins I was like "Oh Jeez!" My grandparents live in India and I go there about every summer, and trust me, you want to stay the HECK away from wild monkeys. My uncle's finger was bitten clean off by one, and I saw one the size of a large dog. Also, if they get in your house, they cause riots and throw everything around and eat your food Yeah but... those guys are gonna be hanging around OUTSIDE the restrooms as well.. eesh, better to just not leave the car at such places and instead find a restaurant or gas station I'm in Scottsdale as well. I am also a MMJ patient/caregiver. Maybe I can help you out... Sejuani is OP if you think of her as identical to Amumu except for her ult is ranged Are you sayin that cops are a kind of race? This literally made my stomach drop. I'm terrified of them. I always think I'm gonna get sucked in. the lady talking about independence day was executed 1992, but the movie came out in 96 no colors? Hobo joe. He has 4 carts with him that provide for him as his home and what not. It's interesting to see him with his carts on my way to the other side of town, then on my way back he somehow is on the other side of town Mother of god.... I should do the same! At the moment he is folded behind a fold up bed and it's not an issue anymore since I'm at college but I have to go back for summer and he'll still be there What? [](/hahaha "wow I was like this looks like some neat art then I clicked and was like Whats the difference? Umm what What if Billy Connolly is a wizard as well? Makes you wonder what cults/religions there will be 2-3000 years from now. It's ok if they're ugly? but the neighbors are still at home... Your username suggests that this is false. However, I **really** want it to be true. Initially, I thought that was blood and It KNEW that you weren't wearing your glasses. And? I saw my first one the other day, and after that I started seeing a fuckton of them. I love that brand, but the pink makes you look like a zombie the next day And then you are up at 2AM buying every shiny toy and video game on the internet O_O O_O .... good question I'm not sure? Wasting your time on a virgin? ... How do you make a joke about foreskins? His hair is majestic. Uggs. So since I have diabetes, I should avoid diet soda from cans, but not glass or plastic containers? The point of what? What were the other presents inside? ... I think I need this in my life. I wish I had some advice but I'm in the same boat. My husband and I want to lose some weight and were looking at how many calories we "should" be eating- it took me less than a minute to convince myself that I needed to cut back to 600 calories/ day. We then decided dieting was a bad idea owls praying? so...much...memorization.... is this the best shooting night we have this season ? whole team is shooting 59% I never knew i could understand sign language He did, he's tweeting from the dead. that makes it so much more fucked up I went to see "Spirit: Stallion of the Simaron," or whatever it's called, and some guy in a trench coat sat behind me and my 12 year old cousins and would laugh uproariously every time the horse got hurt. Its... Its so beautiful... I'm down. Is this still on the front page or something? It's not there for me but it's still getting upvotes and I'm still getting replies Have you ever seen both of them together? Not all sharks are males... Sometimes I forget to read Usernames before I open the link How had this not been said yet?! Why did he recover from the jerk that way? My shoulder would not be able to take that What medications are you on? That upper red-roofed house has one hell of a deck Or she loves Mad Men and is suffering from 'Draper-mania' Ahh I hate these youtube ads over 2 minutes long... This reminds me of highlander Soul Calibur? Everytime they say "its party time, party time" in Sistar's So Cool I always hear it as "its furry time, furry time". Works on iPhone... my life is over What? Your pretty but I shall make no advances because you look young as well Maybe it was actually *meant* to be played backwards? Same with the other one. Wait, your father was the love of your life? I'm only 6 ft. I wear 11s. I can wear 10s and 10.5s. I've even squeezed my fat feet into 9s You named your child based on what pisses off your wife's family? I thought 21" but apparently it's 22" Oh my goodness This is not showing up in the sub reddit....interesting I'm confused what exactly do you want? I dont' think so Lol. I love that. You know what always freaks me out? In ME2, Running into Aria's nightclub, the entrance door will close behind you and if you have the camera directed at the door, you can see your squadmates left behind it. Then you laugh a bit and pan the camera back around and in most cases BAM! they're right there. I know they be developed to do that but it always freaks me out... I see white furry things ....I read that in claptrap's voice lolwut Lmao I keep seeing you comment on people's things. You're everywhere Tell you what? What!? This is sooooooo Oblivion Soul Calibur...AND Mortal Kombat? Eh? Aren't you known for censoring people? Which military!? You look like Rumi Neely girls have such wide vaginas at 11? I would only like a vagina so I can see what a dildo is like. Must be weird having a thing poke around in there ( Best of luck, especially with the antibiotic resistant bacteria Why did I click?? Why did I KEEP clicking?? I'm around 240 and I thought I was fat as fuck. Agreed. It's not as bad as it sounds. At least I don't really mind. Just take the last quest and go down from that. Bo-hoo if you miss one elite which **doesn't** even drop as good items as the normal elites/rares.. And I'm pretty sure all the bosses will be spawned. You might not just have to go trough all the phases of the quests but instead just run to them and activate/start the fight. Now isn't that the same as in D2 My favorite! Also, the epic trumpet fanfare at the final shootout Video editing in Photoshop? Really? Damn my incorrigible curiosity!! I can't sleep now. Polar bear dogs. They do exist Dayum dude, I didn't actually believe you at first Oh wow! How the hell did you figure that out?! Soo how was the cake? At the end, thermite That's not a dog, that's a fucking bear People actually...do this those nips :( Yea I was on until like 15min ago, I alt tab to donate and then tab back over to find my MC black screened. Close it, update, server is outdated. Now QQing. Mostly because I'm curious "what hats! (look mommy, just like TF2)" means :P Also clan creation and management AMD doesn't want you to? How does 13 not have a story? Why choose, if you can have both! Very weird Who is that guy and where can I get that picture of him without the text? I'm sharpening my katana as we speak Not going to happen hes a Laker SPY Maybe some will cut their foot on the glass from the window he broke, the possibilities are endless 8? That's a lot? Maybe that bancandy guy resetted you My eyes literally went from •_• to what is a whole watermelon doing inside a horse? I used hydrogen, a match, and a steel tank. I blew my cat out the window. Didnt expect this to be so popular I say.... NVM - I bought it and it works. and omg 25gb Has it really already been a year? Dat English Meta-computers ... so it has begun. I've not heard of strokes causing violent outbursts. that face should be O_ wait…in that cloudsdale scene, I couldn't really make it out from the GIF, is lyra a unicorn or a pegasus in that shot? Wow, thanks. I needed that! That must have been some friend. gnaahh I hate this creepy face. Ya guys common his name is freaking Martin Viktor, really guys MARTIN VIKTOR. Its just, you know, all Martin Viktor and stuff. NO FAIR! Well, for higher resolutions you could either scale or just letterboxing if you want it to remain the same size, but sure lower resolutions have a bad impact on some type of games: in my case, i played it *a lot* on the smaller resolution device, i even stopped using both the TF101 and the DHD for some weeks to try and see how the gameplay was affected, but i ultimately ditched it since there was no way the game was even entertaining anymore.. just frustrating And apparently to some people it means dairy products. Comcast: the nth tech support person I talked to when troubleshooting connectivity issues asked me if I wanted to lick whipped cream off her. Yeah... let's be a bit more careful, folks. There isn't enough going on in /r/portal to warrant so many reposts Another un-answered question is, why is it in the ghetto? Did you fap to it? I did You should just put that daughter of yours to work. That's such crap. Aside from obvious things (not lifting over X amount of weight, not standing for a few hours at a time, etc) I changed nothing about my job and did NOT have anyone take over my responsibilities when pregnant. It's still my *job*, and having a mini-me in there doesn't change anything. I especially didn't go on blathering to people about how my placenta was. Quaithe *is* bashing you, actually - but the question stands. You never know what you are going to get when you click on a " Its not 101 but its not "a few kills given up" it was 1 and Irelia is on a rampage. That women don't pee from their butt. Dude, 5 pound bag? So the butterfly effect is real But...but he said he didn't mind it. I guess because I have so many battles without consumables, it would feel strange to use. I mean how does it work? You get a damaged module and it instantly fixes it How will you answer our questions way hot ;) can u post a pic of the device your using For some reason I have a hard time believing that Ron Paul is the ONLY presidential candidate that paid campaign money out to his family for work? Teeth are so white. Well, I realized that the Alvin Maker series was a Joseph Smith myth-redux about halfway through and went Are you in my math class?? We just went over this today. Also on this page I found out that Woody Harrelson's father was a contract killer good stuff, but after reading the card in the last image... the first painting is supposed to be a tavern? ...the ex was the one who emailed you his own conversations with her if you're a developer and don't get what "import" means right away...well i don't even... Not one spelling error and grammar was pretty decent. You don't think an article on bombing of Cambodia should at least nod to why it was done? Working out and drinking a lot of water will increase her chance of a clean test? I wouldn't call getting spat in the face something "we live trough all the time", at least it never happened to me... do people spit in your face often? Terrible on the new iPad. The platform the game is aimed at So, um..... Have you and the 3AM chili guy made the show I suggested Wait... Memory ERASED by transcranial magnetic stimulation Non-relevant username. "Ow stop you're hurting my hips!" "Please reach out to me if you have any questions" Your questions make perfect sense to me, and I also have them Does the syrup smell apply to all fluids, or just urine? Holy damn. This guy's bugnutty, batshit crazy. Uhm. 16. apparently I'M the youngest here. Yes, I know. You've said it 3 times. How would a penny-sized amount create that many bubbles At first I read it as "games I haven't played since Christmas" and I was like Don't freak out, but you actually started out as baby and then got bigger over time wow that was a high pitched commercial I'm a fuckin' wizard with titles. How do you get a coal ore block without hacks? And if you're using hacks, why not just hack more coal? Lol, cause making something illegal Totally stops people from doing it, prohibition totally worked. You're hiring CS majors to do tech support? That explains a lot. Go to your local Marks & Spencer and get a good bottle of wine, some smoked salmon and crackers and forget about things for awhile. They also carry items to relieve any *tension* you might be feeling as a result of your break-up. LOL I heard Boots now does, too, but folks got a bit chapped when the kids started asking questions it's beautiful Today when I was traveling on the highway, on the other side of a bridge were two cops chilling outside their cars checking commuters with radar. I was in the right-hand lane doing about 70 mph and one of the crazy fuckers decided to walk into my lane to flag down a car in the middle lane with me about a quarter mile away. Ballsy. thank you so much for allowing me to find this subreddit Nice username... There goes my childhood This just occurred to me- buy bull(shit) who the fuck uses the right shift key? I'd agree with you more if I didn't feel so... gender-androgynous Cool! I can't imagine having a blue arm though! [/r/woahdude](/r/woahdude) would appreciate this... whoa, dude.. This is almost identical to what I have on right now! Same shade green, same white stamp. I just didn't do the yellow and pink accents. You didn't finish it?? lol it's all good. I am *everywhere* oh my bad. OH MY GAWD I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT COULD DO THAT!!!!!! For a second I was like, "But you gotta wipe it up anyway if you wanna sit down and pee. Sir are you a giant? Hmmmm... he might have rubbed it that many times but after 6 or 7 times you can't actually cum any more. Ummmmm... so I have heard. ...police investigation report? Where did you GET that from? HA! i'm betting on global collapse before then! if i wasn't, i would have to think of something illegal or sensitive to download before they look over my reddit and facebook habbits My longest headshot is still 580ish meters with the CRAM on Canals. Shot someone out of the chopper apparently I am incredibly jealous of your dream Do you have the Daedric Prince of Madness as your follower? That looks painful My balls got all tingly from watching that. Is that like .1% reduced milk? You can see thru it. Why would you not call them Greg if their name is Greg, just because they have a PhD? Really? Kuwait gets that hot sometimes!!! 5'5" at 130lbs?? Yep, and I have no idea how or when it happened. Just looked at my keys and I watched it like 4 times and rocked back and forth and cried.... Crystal from the Squidbillies is a real person I guess. "I don't buy EA products... except that I do." Is that a mullet or is he turning into a lion? seriously, who even cares about being downvoted anyways lol . half my comments are negative but i still have like a lot of karma Correction: he doesn't **get** a fuck. Maybe he was drunk, and he accidentally pooped in his neighbor's /lol_downloads_2007 folder, thinking it was a bathroom! Really? Are you from the future? My goodness what in the love of god is going on in your life for you to be so sad and being able to tell a sad story on everybody's else stories Maybe not the mods themselves but, the power mods that know the admins personally from modding reddit for so long. Hope you smoothed things over I was in the market for the AR3700 (perfect XBMC machine) until the priced jumped $130 *Jesus christ.* Can't blame you for being freaked out. Holy crap. No.. I'm not weird at all Except the part where he calls his mother a whore for remarrying... Wow, isn't there another person coming up in the draft named Cordy Glenn? I wasn't aware this was a common name Beautiful shoes, but dat pricetag... WTF THAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEEN My sister is in that photo That is so weird... I've heard of people being preached to but not just, up and taken to a baptism It says 'see-threepio' Does that other guy's jersey in the bach ground say bawls? Didn't know that subreddit existed.. Insane coincidence, other side of the bridge as well perfect or some higher power was looking out of them si ce o sa mesteresti? boom boom I've both a TF101 and a DesireHD, and let me say the Tegra2 chips are overly praised, my DHD often performs better than that SoC: it's an ARMv7-A + VFPv3-D16 ("only" 16 64-bit registers) and **NO NEON** instruction set.. very disappointing I have had the PA-500 loaded onto a SPAN port for monitoring for the past week or so. Plenty of Farmville and mafia wars not to mention 15% of my traffic is facebook Public lobbies are full and actually working too If you're from EU-W he was probably Dutch, saying 'kanker<anything>' is fairly common in the Netherlands I have never submitted in [/r/sex](/r/sex), only commented and for no more than 15 comments. Where did he get those?! I eat P. Cubensis for the nutritional value Yeah, the Christmas lights are still up in March. They left out Iceland Apparently... How did he not die of a heart attack? That's a metric fuck-tonne of grease. Pluto? Isn't this the goal in the first place? TIL that BarCraft is a portmanteau name for watching StarCraft at bars. This phenomenon popped up in the spring of 2011 in the United States, with the start of North American Star League. It is often attributed to Team Liquid user "primadog", the redditor " Oh wow. Our bio professor literally spent about a week on them and their behaviour patterns If you can eat two or more cheeseburgers plus the fries you get your name on the wall. There's one dude on there who ate three or four of them. I didn't know there was a nsfw_gifs Was this meant to be creepy? Pokemons You don't want to know, I wondered the same thing and... Wow, just now I realize he is not casting! Well ... This is huge Why would they sell an inflatable sheep in vending machines? it's like april fool's day last year ah i see. i figured it was minesweeper but i'm no pro at it. :P i have no idea how you'd tell which is the correct one. I live in Irvine in Orange County too Cthulhu shall not be as forgiving as us!! ...Why? That's just added heat to the components of the PC What's with that odd cycle of chrome gaining-then-losing and IE losing-then-gaining every week. Is that...the weekend? When people go home from the IE-only computers to their Chrome PC's at home? I read Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. Great idea. But she writes on and on and on and on. For about 1100 pages. She could have done it in 400 easily. Some speeches go on for like 30 pages Yeah, because if someone has a different opinion than you do, it's just 'cause they're whiny, bitching haters who are unfairly targeting something with drummed-up controversy. Something tells me that's not the only thing you want to pulverize RIGHT! I was waiting for this part of the show where I'd just say to my self, "Holy shit that's disturbing Holy crap. Pinterest is like the unholy union between reddit and facebook... I don't think it's the bi-po, but my face is rapidly cycling between Very....interesting....piece All you've done is copy and paste an attachment link from a Gmail account I remember my first pasty in Cornwall was just simple beef and potatoes, but it was delicious! Penzance was beautiful. I think I tried clotted cream with scones in St. Ives. We got to stand on the overlook for the Mayflower Steps in Plymouth. The last thing I remember doing on that side was watching the club hoppers in Cardiff try to keep McDonald's cheeseburgers down at 2am after drinking a tad too much. Nothing like watching a girl pee in the street and then pass out on the sidewalk ...do you know what allegory is? so old, malphite has fortify You're mom sounds nice. ...that's a good question. I don't do anything electronically, so I can't mooch anything from my university unfortunately :( I take it that whole website is also pretty expensive..? I've only just looked into this so other than Ebay and Amazon I don't buy from other websites. It's still cheaper than the Lego Mindstorm Hahahaha, but imagine that mouth going down on you ** Mind if i ask how you got that consistency? Mine seems to form somewhere in-between a solid and a goo \*Gasp!\* *High* on my *own drama!?* Not now!! Well that was quick I paused it immediately on seeing him and stared at him for a good few seconds. I honestly *could not tell.* This is the only situation in which jet ramming is acceptable, to counter other jetrammers. So chickens evolved from rabbits Me too. I'm smart, nice, and handsome Bob, I have no questions, but I love you as Saul. Never leave This. What is this madness? your "fix" doesn't really fix anything out of curiosity - with max attack speed, is it possible for lulu/pix to fire a continuous stream of shots? More like... Basic courtesy of sexual disclosure... I'm EmAyArKay. I already have 14 games going DAMN. Wait... so he tied a note to it, or typed it on the screen? Wait, if he threw it through your window, aren't you already home? That is SO awesome Oh man, it was so weird watching that and seeing me on there. I'm not used to seeing the other end of a nitron explosion. You have been friends for 5yrs and dont know her family? Or kissing another person... Weird US cardboard houses... The two robbers were male and female... If it is real The kid's reaction: Well alright then You ate your weed? Erm....child porn? Wow.. 3 coals LOL this MLG Store Add just busted my Speakers You know me? What's he doing with his mouth? Its weird. WTF!? I had no idea such a practice even existed I'm saving mine for Phantom o_o normal face..... after seeing that well butter my biscuit... I already thought that was a lot of matches to play.... now there is a whole ton of matches 666 likes. I committed a federal crime by logging on to my gf's FB page to tend a farmville crop?!? During my grandmother's funeral, my uncle gave a eulogy talking about the various personal and professional achievements my grandmother had in her life (she was a psychologist). Apparently one of these was treating patients with new types of therapy, including sex therapy. Holy Crap, They gave me 2 copies, one thats permanently on my computer and one giftable Dos bar tables lmao Thank you for verifying that it was a typo. kirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirby I'm seriously considering this after looking at the price tag on Entomb. That's not good for the pan? I'm too busy staring at Nobuo who is watching the show in the row in front of me With whom have you been speaking? I know someone who sold it for 12. That's why you never looked a cop in the eyes. You just fell the the oldest trick in the book. You might as well fall for the second oldest trick in the book: talk to a cop when you're drunk. I am sure he can't smell it. Where do you live? The grass is always greener. The blue medicated gold bond all over my under-carriage .... Lady bits, bh, everywhere. Where can i get this? now isnt really the best time to bring out a game with multiple endings i dont think... Is anyone else seeing the alien face in the chair behind her back? I am convinced there are people on reddit who purposely downvote everything...regardless. "Plays All Games" jax was ranged? Saw that and then felt something on my neck Same here man, I'm starting to recognize other Laker fans around reddit just because of the absurd vote counts What if he actually died? Like, directly because of us. Say what we do somehow finds a way to kill him? Fooled me too. What the fuck just happened Polt broke through in game one I don't like this.... I dont like this at all.... as a matter of fact I feel like I should be punished for even seeing it. Wow... I hope you weren't the only chaperone with 90 kids I heard this same exact thing about Thomas Edison...and that this is where he got his ideas for inventions... ...I'm a girl. I have no choice in the sitting matter... ever... I think you may have replied to the wrong post here... AhMahGahd! I want to pout at it with big eyes!! So cute I think you just broke my ovaries Well you take your underwear off then don't you, the hassle of putting the same ones on and a different pair is the same A Redditor using a Redditor to Reddit That looks like the black hand of the Mexican mafia. He should be mindful of where he shows that. At what point did I say she was fat ugly or slutty, the example being used was if anything supposed to say I was the fat kid walking into the club getting shut down using these lines I'm scarred How do people manage to get jobs without knowing the very basics of software development? It honestly baffles me. I make these noises randomly sometimes. Does that make me a freezer? in Beast's shock, when they say 'this song is not over' and then it ends In my area, actually..the past 3 days I have seen none............and I usually see a lot....so this is kind of weird seeing this post Eyes for some reason always remind me of tripping. lol i know i was like Women don't get caught ...so it was H.W. that hated the atheists, and W. that said we actually deserve citizenship? I saw a lady get hit by a car. It could've been me if I did cross the road with her. luckily, i waited for the next red light. Too freaky. is it just me or is that the image of the most dustless insides of a computer and its cpu fan... I mean even with water cooling... it doesn't look this clean... but it's a fan... and it has no traces of dust at all... its just like The same bug is still present for me and works on any trial game. Little too fast, actually At least you got a GTX 475, I'm stuck with a GTX 550 ti for right now... When you're waiting for the *servers* to change their maps in TF2, it starts showing you the progress bar, so yeah of course there's no client-side processing I am a fellow san diego gaymer being How on earth did we both post that?! Is the cereal still in there? This is exactly why I subscribed to this subreddit. Because it is fucking Indeed! Also, look at how stable the votes are How is it moving when it doesnt have a head?? Just a wolf spider. Doesnt hurt humans. But they can get up to 3-4 inches across. But I think that's rare cause I've only seen one like that. But it also had babies on its back I wasn't commenting on Darko at all... Gore? Oh...you meant literal skullfucking. > I committed a federal crime by logging on to my gf's FB page to tend a farmville crop?!? Or javelin In fairness, the book was full of canon errors. I don't have the link to it, but one site listed all of the issues and there were so fucking many that I used a swear word to get my point across Maybe a future starving episode? I don't get it either. Do... do people actually *have* desperate, attractive female friends who beg them for sex? Still looks pretty badass. I was going in for a surgery once and right as i was getting drowsy the anesthesiologist said "Gosh i hope this keeps him asleep, wheres that how to book?" i was like Whoa, that's a huge number Did anyone else take one look at the arena and think "wow, that totally looks like a Pokemon arena!" REWATCH? Its like 500 episodes long Beautiful post! Another AWESOME success story, great job! Ah men, those guns.. I literally can't think of a word to describe this...incredible doesn't seem to do it justice Doesn't he play SC2 a bit? and is in diamond or masters? Is that... pineappleniverse? Is she really dead Was I in the audience or was I nice about it? Cannot unthink You're the one who is not understanding. I haven't once said that makes them an atheist. Its so cute yet I STILL dont like it. you do get the money back? my total uneducated guess is that this guy was into fucking with himself BME style in some way, shape or form. Lookit his bumhole, LOOK AT IT! Man I know Porter is kinda full of himself but, that song is this real or is this dubbed over She did for me. I brought her and Tali with me on the final ending, she managed to survive Wait! The lady counting this morning counted ME outside as #299... Is that a window.. In your shower? Piza. What? Why do they censor that? When I played as goalkeeper a couple of years ago, I was outside the changing rooms when I hear a teammate talking about me with other 2 guys. He used to make some bad racist jokes on me and I just hated him. He was amused how much progress I've made since I started and thought I made a great job. I was stoned Now im confused It tasted like beef... wait does human taste like beef A 10 man fight? I'm assuming "grab your pitchforks" is sarcastic seeing how they get $25 for testing purposes Great advice right here. I think you covered all bases. Question: What pro uses topre switches?! Wait, Gamestop can accept a damaged cartridge?? i only see tink Frind zone lvl 102..! I still don't know what hunger games are Frustrating hard... *and* a risk of a game destroying glitch someone please make a .gif from the guy at 2:20 Well, good try anyway. I absolutely lost my shit when the scout went spy Thanks. Also, you actually Navajo? I find spiders like to chill on sofas... You're not safe anywhere You just downvoted yourself. Why is everyone being so harsh? *sigh* I know. But fuck it, Golf Wang my nikkas. We all weird That is kind of brilliant! Didn't see Annie for the longest time...until yesterday. I saw her in mid lane 3 games in a row. She carried all three games. Indeed it is! This is what happen to your mental arithmetic when you begin to study maths in university i think this convinced me never to have kids! The fuuuu? i'm not entirely sure what i just read Don't die D:. I've never used IRC before.. How do I.. uhh.. Do it? BUBBLES! My...bubbles?? hey man nice... mus....tache..... I was reading over the ferugo stuff since I am sort of late to the party...and I can't help but notice that this guy is some sort of deeply rooted hitler-like conservative I typically try to be polite to the wait staff because I understand how shitty waiting tables can be, but don't call me a liar because you couldn't do your job. I once had to bitch out a waiter/waitress but she deserved it and it was totally her fault. The situation could have gone a lot better had she not called me a liar and said she gave me food that I never received, then tried to charge me for it when I told her to run back the security camera that was pointed directly at my table. And as she's taking the charge off the bill, she says, "I know I brought this food to you but I'm just gonna take it off [the bill] so you can hurry up and leave." Do people actually do this? I've never witnessed it. I saw the movie one when I was in America and I was just freaky shit me [7] seeing this This is creepy.... I had a dream last night that this happened to me.. Morgana cause she's always banned I'm not sure why you would own anything but 700 x 35... If that's a 10m goal I wonder what Torres has to do for a 50m goal I have the weirdest boner right now They still make this? Think I'm gonna go to the toystore next week I am reminded, in a vaguely creepy way, of fuzzy pink handcuffs. I think i just fell in love That is honestly.....creepy That would be a lovely use of many days of processing TIL I have a stalker sauber have thirty times as many points as mercedes in the WCC When I read "shred" or "slice" + "lips" ... I shiver When I read "shred" or "slice" + "lips" ... I shiver and apparently, he also has the photo of the kid That...that sounds like the Philippines. What the Can I add her as a friend? That's super interesting yeah, it hurts my drunk eyes .... I AGREE! NO! Don't ruin it for the sane ones. :( Don't make it mainstream. Her eyebrows scare me. Holy shit, I'm usually gay but I might be straight for him. There was a live tutoring session from Experiment? I say... I FREAKING LOVE THIS Long Island? Was the CB400 even sold in the US? You *just* found out that if you don't take care of something, it breaks? Embarassing him will surely teach him, that embarassing people is wrong da fuck did I just watch? I go to school in Dundee! Such a bad city NOW I FEEL CREEPY Fincher! Woaaahh Oh.... 3*50000= 150 000 /3600 = 41.6 hours Good thing the reporter is wearing a bullet proof vest. That people comments and smirks like that is so disgusting. What the hell is wrong with people like that? is baiat I would buy everything there. You're SO lucky OP!! ...and half of them are even dumber than that You know what? That actually kind of makes sense... You cannot *imagine* how hungry I am just *looking* at this Normally i find him incredibly unattractive (really not my taste in men) but this is strangely arousing 881 and 554 subscribers respectively. That's shockingly high. It knows who I am...<runs,hides> You don't like to see the actual sex? Wow how does i talk?? Whoa whoa, we have all those subcategories...? Can someone explain where this whole Joe "Joe 'Just call me Joe Miller' Miller "Miller came from? 19 minutes of a Dominion match. I don't understand, *why* do you have a curfew at the age of 23? I've seen so many versions of this pic and it's been awhile since I saw one. But because of the title, TIL it's from Titanic As someone possibly not in on the joke, why does it need to be rewritten? I'm pretty sure you found where the Weeping Angels are hiding out. indeed they do How old are you? Wtf, How do you kill such a thing? Football holy hell that was quite the slap in the face for him, wasn't it? My girlfriend isn't the only one! I didn't know about that either. Very appropriate, actually. Every time I see your name, I pronounce it "LATE haxxor" for Karma! When i tried using it, i avoided using the ironsights, because they made me feel i was in jail At first I was like send email to suicide@team-dignitas.net not sure what id be getting myself into Liveleak youtube video mine is not as weird as some of the ones here, but one time me and my exboyfriend got into a fight and i told him i didnt want to see him anymore ( out of impulse) he ran out the door screaming and crying and im not exaggerating, like a little girl. Then he fell on my front yard and stayed there. I was just like He owns the house. I pay his mortgage essentially. Woah, that's freaky, now I can't stop looking at my evil creation. 32 year old mother...17 year old daughter....she had her when she was 15?? Are those Dexter cupcakes? Maybe you shouldnt have contacted him "attached to uterus" introduced me to reddit. And what if I told you this is a repost from 5hrs ago 38c I wonder what t would be like if she gave birth TIL I am not fit. Not at all I never watched that video, but I had plenty of times when people told that story. That a couple got married (not in the temple) and on their honeymoon they got into an accident and were not with each other for eternity..... Why do you want to end a party ahaha, with out the stache he is actually a decent looking guy... With it, he kind of has that....Creepy pedo look Wait, are we talking about NfS: Underground or some other series? My mind is full of fuck right now. A 22 year old was 11 when the Harry Potter stuff became a thing?!! T'es devenu fédéraliste? I just watched that actually just saw the trailer like an hour after i commented What about hair on men's arms? I have a lot of hair. When I started waxing it was a turn off to some women. But when i don't, well..not many women are around me Wait, people actually play dominion? Oh god, where can I get one of these? Or would it be much larger? Is that how you normally think about me, legs spread and pointing at my crotch? lol at least we know they are honest I don't see an option for Tools? For a moment i was worried that would be a link to something relating to me I know! It's absolutely amazing! It must have taken SO long to build Nope, wasn't ha. His insurance paid for it, but since it was the tow company's fault, the insurance company is going after the tow company now. Sucks to be them Who's the male? ...or the fact that Peter Petigrew is supposed to be dead. Wow not what I expected to see under that heading Your name Where's this other petter the title speaks of? Ow that sucks your parents are assholes, just wondering are they Republican? I knew Japan was, but China posted a trade deficit last month? I did not know this yeah, so you'd have to act quick to exploit it! Unless the spawners had a higher blast resistance the link doll Going out with her gets you bullied?? At first I was like &#3232;\_&#3232;. Then I was like Is Doog your brother? Grammatical error's, grammatical error's everywhere. Buzz predicted this! Blake finally knocked down a 3 Cheese string? cdr on mid? Another freethinker from Mississippi [edit] Oh, wait, I didn't understand your reply? Did you mean I should re-rip to a lossless format from my CDs first? I'm confused. That would take an eternity. And as I mentioned below, a lot is on cassettes, so draw from that what you will... Holy Shit, this is one of the hottest albums I've seen in a while, you have amazing boobs Cross-sections? Does Reddit have a Lamborghini page? If so, I would be very interested in joining it. But we are discussing the picture that MikeSG10 posted, not Vincheanzo_z...and the picture that Mike posted, is in fact, a Reventon. It's been my wallpaper on my phone since it's release, which is good enough of any credentials... Or maybe you just think you never needed one but you actually did and thus is why you never had one. Mind fuck maybe He wouldn't... would he? Oh I thought that was wet concrete Interestingly, my roommate is a brony, and he cites very ABish reasons for it - he says it takes him back to the simpler times of childhood. I had to stifle a giggle or two when he said that. My little brother is also a brony. And yet I'm the AB/DL. I wouldn't meet you. I've seen what you post. its not underneath me, im in australia... wait Cool, yeah I think duo with a friend would be neat. Because soloing is just too scary Wide set? What the fuck... Yeah I do. Problem is that I worry that I'm not getting circulation when I do. So they also go back down, and then eventually, back up Wait, her genital area? What? God damn that's cool! Too bad you're playing the new Star Wars You should be really careful of shaving all of that off. It might not grow back... within 3 weeks. OooOOOOOooooh! Yeah, I guess my dad was like: Keeps getting downvoted That's....kinda sad actually haha holy crap is that denton? You'd be surprised at just how many kids where I live have mullets, for some reason every other guy thinks it's the 'fashion' *gulp* Is....is he still...alive? Are you by any means referring to a doll? Damn but that's impressive. two bottles of this sold on whiskyauction last year. one for 70€ and one for 200€ get a 8/10 hour job for 2-3 months and you will have a decent trip monitor build you will love You use the " Dat body sure as hell ain't 15. I am never going to eat PC tortilla anything ever again. So, I'm a pedophile Yeah I'm originally from Edmonton, I'm going to school in Vancouver. In Vancouver, it's like "cultural diversity" doesn't exist. tell me about it They better be on the pill You bought an iPad and you want to get away from iTunes? I didn't even realize we had couches like that and I just graduated 108 as engineer? Cute God I really really loved that game. The soundtrack was awesome, the abilites were great and it's really a shame that this trilogy never had a second and third part. Goood, the ending Oh ouch. I wish this was as practical as it is fucking hilarious. I think he brought that up once. I know this is a secret thing sometimes dudes wish. The teeth stay, though All those people standing on the left side of the escalator!! That may be way it's low on MTG products. Two Virtues? Me being in America coming from India and when I say my favorite sports are Rugby and Formula one and not cricket and football(soccer) raises so may american/indian eyebrows... I feel like a misfit anywhere I go. Also American "world series" games be it baseball football or NHL just boggles my mind as the countries represented in so called world series is just USA and rarely Canada in NHL It says it has actually one sold Ah, I seem to have misread your reply. You think those umps are bad? I'd invite you to one of my rec league DH's on sunday. I've been called out on strikes because of pitches **in the other batters box**. I guess he didn't die. I've been searching for news but nothing more about him. Some are saying that he is fine and giving details about this race called forMULE. So I guess he is ... now Would I trade my wife for this camera? Hell no, I'd rather have a new motorcycle I actually have one of those. Didn't work for some reason. My other option was to buy a PCMCIA DB-9 card, but those go for like, what, 40-50 bucks for the non-flimsy ones? I defiantly dont think the graphics look good, for I am a member of the glorious PC master race : P I just think gears of war graphics are pretty good given when it was released. I feel like they are still on par with most new releases, there are a few games that up the bar a little. Though when moving back to xbox from my pc I feel like I am back in the 32 bit era I had an ex that liked teeth scrapage during bjs. Before him I was used to giving nice, normal, lovely, no-teeth bjs. When he told me he wanted a rough bj i was like obby Not sure if much better than dragons having sex with cars... How else is he supposed to link it? Fucked that up in my post.. Never quite knew how to spell that word How long does the battery last playing that I thought Energizer bunnies never stopped! What is this sorcery!? How small is your monitor? Crocodile is a hot girl Wait what, that's a lot of weed to smoke in a day provided you've got shit to do I didn't see it either... Getting rid of an ant problem makes me incredible? I certainly hope this isn't what the OP was asking but... you never know I cashed in my token for x2 xp and got x4 xp. I got to level 14 in one game of snd ... I once went on a date that didn't go particularly well. Afterwards i was told that i wasn't their type and they didn't like me in person but if i wanted to keep in contact by email that would be fine It took me a moment to realize that this woman wasn't flipping of the OP but was, in fact, flipping off the OP's son My four year old niece did this when I was babysitting her. Went outside to smoke, came in, called for her, screamed for her, ran up and down the streets. I get to the house bawling, and she comes out from behind the couch. Couldn't understand why I was crying. My sister in law failed to mention she does that on a normal basis. The question itself I have you tagged as " I didn't downvote you Best feeling ever. I've been contacted by a few of my "problem children" over the years -- including a "recovered" butterbar who let me know he'd gotten his oak leaves and would I like to attend his promotion ceremony? Cutting them off? Sounds painful I'm quite dreading doing any sort of PUGing in GW2 dungeons actually I think I would just move out right then I didn't think the television ost got pressed on vinyl? No i haven't heard bajsmackad, it's a gross mental image None I have that same trashcan Or them hunting for you Well, it's also sung by children. As a young toddler or so, I had a similar CD (another company), and only liked music that was sung by children like me Tennessee, but that's irrelevant "Were" an A cup? I want to know the story behind this We could have it as a permanent Nuzlocke. ( Wait... What Doctor Who were you watching? ( What does birthdays evoke unpleasant emotions in students If sticky bombs counted as reflected, the you could get hales own in a matter of minutes. Just get 12 demos (or 16) to lay down all their stickies with the scottish resistance (its a lot, I'm too lazy to do the math), then you just airblast them into a corner forever. That would get you like 200 per second and the strange part would be meaningless. I know strange boosting is easy, but even in a regular game you could just scoot some stickies around forever. Maybe I am crazy, but I instantly thought of this. As someone who got less sleep over Spring Break than I do during the school year, I envy you How did you nearly brick your MB? As a side note, I currently have copies of nation red, steel storm, killing floor, E.Y.E and Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy up for trade for it Awesome!! Are you using them for a cosplay or are you selling them? Cause I know if they're reasonably priced, I'd buy one I don't understand, she look like having a cock Dat Jiggle i just threw up in my mouth a little Maybe Rorik is a Vampire who keeps reinventing his story every few generations I'm the only blonde in my family I wasn't even aware people here knew who Jhonen Vasquez was. I don't understand why it's a default subreddit...makes us look bad when I tell my friends about this awesome site called Reddit, and they think I'm some militant-radical-athiest... She screamed out "Oh dad yes!!!" during intercourse. I went soft almost instantaneously. I wish I could have taken a picture of the look on my face at that moment. I didn't even know how to respond to this. I make up some shitty excuse like "My roommate forgot his key so I have to go home to let him in," and get the fuck out of there. A few days later, I give her a second chance thinking that maybe I misheard her or she misspoke or some shit. Nope. She says mid-coitus in a low tone perhaps so I wouldn't hear her, "I wish he would fuck me like this." (He most likely meaning her father Thought I'd read a circle jerk, ended up finding out im not the only one on reddit that was raised a JW. What if she's ugly and can't cook either THEN WHO WAS POST? Since when are there special bags for child porn? It's not a quick flash cause I'm still looking at them I've also heard of testicles inflaming up until they explode! Wait, I'm from America, how fast is that and how fast should you be going? LOL! Oh the horror! Don't worry, I'll wait till she's in bed and then just post it on facebook... You look **a lot** like someone I know That is a **bold** statement, sir. I don't know if I'd be able to pick a favorite. I'm pretty fond of A Fishful of Dollars, Amazon Women in the Mood, Roswell That Ends Well, A Head in the Polls, and Anthologies of Interest I, in no particular order. And that's just off the top of my head, and not including the movies. I fucking love Futurama. And now, I just picked up the 4th season of Breaking Bad, and I just discovered the show Sherlock. I barely have time to eat I said it 5 times before reading it. Did you teach at the IT college I went to?! Something sensible happening in Ontario... XP is being end-of-lifed in 2014. Any new products being developed once VS 2012 is finally released will not be out by then, or will only have a very short time after they're released before XP is done. Hopefully you're not switching to a new toolchain late in your product development cycle ;). And hopefully you don't plan to support your product on a platform which has been officially obsoleted So that's why so many republicans are against gay marriage: If gays can't get married they can't be accused of having premarital sex with them. Not sure if flirting... Diggy-friggin-damn. Blind people are way more capable than you give them credit for Stale... cookies? Cookies get stale? dont think everyone here is an ent buddy This. I have 180 ping and had movement prediction enabled for a while. It effectively increased my turn speed time ( time for champ to do a 180degree turn) from almost nothing to about 0.5-1 seconds (kiting was impossible I can not read that. YOU FUCKER. O_O Damn, man.. just DAMN! Haven't dunked yet but my buddy did it last semester and before he did he took 7 shots of Sailor Jerry's rum (over the course of about 45 min). he then proceeded to do a 14 second dunk...I timed it My grandma has literally sat me down and said "don't sleep with a girl that _____, you don't know what the outcome is.... I don't know precisely wut induced the wut? Also, zero intrigue I didn't realize there were! I took some silly online test and all it did was show celebrities, and since I could identify most of them -- they were all pretty big names -- I assumed I was just flaky. IMPOSSIBRU!!! Why is it so expensive? the comment you just posted is the new craziest thing, because i NEVER thought someone would ask me that whats the follow up this was posted like six months ago i feel ya What if you buy ice cream that doesn't come in a box? ...people can *actually* be allergic to bud? Would you kindly inform me as to why? No i'm a swedish woman Never wine? Every post you do, besides being all reposts as you're tagged as such, you only seem to make stupid titles like They're actually really visible on low detail, didn't realise that it was so hard to see them on high woah... wait then is perceiving reality the human-brain-computer equivalent to a digital, artificial intelligence rendering real life? What on earth is that noise? Thank you. I will look into this. As of right now through my grocer's insurance, I only have ten counselors to choose from in which they will reimburse. I saw one, and have called six others who were also religiously inclined. (I live in Utah. Then evolution would have never happened! Whoa.... The fuck New Orleans 2006: Lol Think about how I feel: Blood Sugar Sex Magik is 20 years old and The Chronic turns 20 this year! Is this real? If so, I hope you're teenagers.. I saw a hornet attack one of these spiders and it ripped off the spider`s legs until all that was left was the main body. That's exactly what my degree is... IT with a Philosophy minor... thousand ukrios off the original price ... don't ask. Clearly, you're a big fan of his. So you misspelled his name Are you implying that space research and wars are **in any way** similar? Shit, When I was 17, two kids in my senior class and one of their older brothers were arrested for pipe-bombing cars, mailboxes, and (wait for it) large house-fixed propane tanks also the older brother once shot a bow and arrow (just the arrow) through his ex gf's window at night I read the lats line in the form of a Sesame Street song The only explanation I can think of is that she is a man and they just adopted their children. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY IT COULD BE LOGICAL. Well I'm glad I wasn't the only one Is anyone more surprised that that cat jumped three or four times its height Masochism? Now what's the song that plays after Trouble Maker? Wait, you got them *before* puberty? I've never once thought of Exeggcute as food. I actually really love the smell of a big, fat, black, permanent marker. I can't deny that I huff those bitches whenever the opportunity arises Al principio leí esto como "Busco reata digna" I'm gay and I feel like both descriptions you've given actually fit me I find that to be strange. An analog of Glutamine yet not addictive like it. Couldn't see the runway at all until the nose settled. TIL wolves are huge I remember hearing not only this, but also "if your junk shrinks when it's cold, there's something wrong with you." Pinkies face face in the last frame no tire should be square Keeping my eyes peeled... Venus has been so fucking bright lately. I saw the moon next to it yesterday and was like I have a friend who looks like her. Always makes this face Really? Well apparently the school buses where I grew up are horribly unsafe Wow, Nintendo is even better than I thought, yo'. I am pretty sure that it means that the "truth" is the word of god and that Darwin was wrong. I find stuff like this all the time in this area.. Wait, n-Space makes RCT, too!? HEROES OF RUIN IS GONNA MAKE ME JIZZ SO HARD, BRO. I'd make the sex with you They do? Fake! The suspect isn't black Jesus Christ. How can you even want to eat that thing Weird. The last game I played, I could only place pink wards, but not green ones Where are these bots being encountered? Those stars were "Waaay to bright, and Waaay to near eachother" The ganja glycerin was a little disappointing, but the bhang chocolates Thank you!! I can't stand TBBT. My sister in law just started watching the show and loves it. I asked if she watches How I Met Your Mother and she just snarled and said it looks stupid. Leona broken? Katarina broken? Justifiable? I actually bought these 5 wheels for doing this AND nail art practice :D Didn't quite realize how much nail polish I had I can see the red in the first one. but in the third I have to tilt my screen pretty far back before I can see it clearly pink? I'm not alone this subreddit, makes me not want to live on this planet anymore. Also, brazil nuts are very radioactive. | I have no clue what they are talking about. Even the Undead bows before it's awesome might I had heard something similar to that, but I never really knew the full extent. You call that simplistic? What did Kebre say? Oh yeah. could i get a larvesta if you get this message in time? sorry for asking haha, but you said you had 200 broken brain, everywhere! Overlords die instantly... YOUR COLLEGE CAN'T AFFORD A FUCKING TAP? dat win rate I want a saab now. T_ "Todd Goodman" .. I thought it said "Too old man." Again with the " apparently theres a *fire tornado* too! These seem like questions for the person doing it You can train the skill to the next level before the first one being done? I think it was your framing of the journalist, not the content sweet! thanks so much! Here in Madison,WI we get arrested for bringing drinks out of the bars I have wasted so many silk touch picks for this Its really funny! We even have rooms that will push them into lava or drop them into zombie pits... BUT OH GOD THE SOUND OF DOORS Essien & Sturridge You would know dropbox.dl ? Sleeping Beauty was raped and knocked up by the prince. She wakes up when one of her babies, hungry and looking for a nipple, sucks the magic flax out of her finger and wakes her up. My brothers are idiots \_( is that a guy thing? Really? Would people actually care? Wow, norwegian REALLY looks like german I hope you know that your mom reached max level in the 80s. She's stopped leveling. She does _not_ look 30 years older. I remember sitting in high school talking about whether or not I'd see the "New Star Wars." I also looked up some things, even after I'd already formulated my opinion. I can see both sides. The percentage of some STDs was staggeringly less on the 'for it' side. I was surprised. And I knew you'd agree with not doing it later haha. My husband and I discussed getting his tubes tied after we're all done with kids. He was like There... are others from Delaware? WHOA. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PAUL GROSS FANGIRL IN THE WORLD. HOLY. SHITBALLS. " yeah guys like that suck. at the time i was living alone as a single mom so i couldn't afford internet but once in a while i could connect to a neighbor and he saw me on yahoo and freaked the fuck out :P so i never connected again after that. not that he believed that for a moment. he thought i was hiding the fact i could connect :P the last straw was when i had accidentally bought scented tissues and wiped my face with one unknowing where the smell was coming from and he accused me of being with another man while he was out partying. he said i smelt like cologne -_- so i told him to fuck off. man i would hate to play wow with my husband breathing over my shoulder Michigan has mountains? That sounds great... Genius! You're Reddward Cupvoten I'm not religious, but if I ever wanted proof of a god, that would have been it.. Oh shi--... really, Islanders? Who am I to judge God? Whoa. Also We just got one in VA, the NC native in me goes : I read all this. Then I started to believe you.... Till I looked at your username. Wow, you're an incredibly hateful person. Also, projection much Stuffed with salmon? Waaaat? I want to try those. yeah, I noticed this. He must have shoved him over then turned around only to hear the crash and was like ... Dat 38 super awesome! lol headlights Your wrists are *tiny*. I don't shiver. No, I haven't. And now it sounds like I should keep it that way. I'm not sure where I will be staying yet, I'll figure that out idk maybe the day before HAHAHA. I'm not a hipster or artist myself, but I would technically be a yuppie if I am anything Whoah, that is pretty awesome I PANICKED A LITTLE AND POSTED IT. Time? I've got almost none, believe it or not... I go outside Beautiful work! I never thought I'd say this on Reddit, but... saw it on Tumblr first, two weeks ago. Sexy times? Thanks. Oh, and, I didn't downvote you. Not sure who did. I had that sushi today for lunch @ D2 she just missing the black eye Maybe I wasn't clear. In what crazy combination of setup/settings/site/life would you have an octopus in your django in the first place? Are you saying that you've never fallen in love with someone with no regard to their looks? I think the parrot has been watching me Woah, hey... be nice. At least he was true to his name, unlike Wildly_Uncompitent. Maybe next week, but that's a lot of cheese My God TIL James Harden use to not have a beard... And was white I'm from nc I read 'blowtorch' as 'blowjob' Lovely.... I honestly almost drooled. Did... Di... Did I just accidentally time travel back 5 1/2 to 6 years when reading this As a PA resident (Delco), I can confirm this. Saw a guy the other day who had a Confederate flag covering the back window of his truck. How the hell does he see if it's OK to merge? Pray to Jesus? So what exactly happened with Reddit, Tl.net and his girlfriend? ...I always thought that was a potion I couldn't get to... I have no idea if your talking about the foods, or something else. Like the movie Holy Shit! Pereira is a redditor?!? I have the feeling of earwigs crawling over my legs right now in bed. There was this guy at the convention who only takes pictures with girls and does it with weird/wacky poses. When I checked the pictures the weird guy was ME!! Oh really ... that's $10,000 worth of fake id's I ran into that same kid today (not literally although I wish). He told us to stop and that his friend was getting money for him. His friend came out and didn't have money for the kid. So his friend orders something off the truck for his self and not the other psycho boy, while this is happening this kid is flipping the fuck out, screaming and yelling I can't even explain what he was doing. This kids parent is no where to be found. When we started leaving he lays in the middle of the road crying and acting crazy. My boss said the same kid 2 years ago threatened to kill her Wow you're like a wizard i thought it said "dicks" and I was confused Other people in Keller use reddit Also, make sure you aim straight up, otherwise the egg will hit the side of the screen and break How did you line them up so precisely Holy shit, can he. WTFFFF only one lady tried to help Does anyone else notice how HUGE this cat's pupils are? It's like the owner slipped it some E and wrapped it up in fleece. just saw this yesterday at a world market in redmond america, you are fucking scary I can vibrate with my eyes KOTOR at the same level that DA2? "sexual and emotional terrorism" ? Very much! Particularly woodsmoke saunas remind me of home. I do not like ice swimming, however. Creepy patent HOLY SHIT send me one of those to switzerland o_O those things are SO badass Agreed, but plan it out. Unless you have some seriously undocumented custom configurations, I would build the VM, install the VMware Tools, install services, and scp necessary data over. Also, since you are using LVM, it is probably better to build from scratch - and keep LVM when you build the VM! Adding new vmdks is so much better than using GParted to expand a partition. Why did I hear that in Ron Perlman's voice while reading this? CLG had no dmg, no wards, no oracle, and they were super passive, how do you want to win like that? This is one of the cutest and hottest things I ave ever seen. Mind = Blown Seriously dude, what the hell was up with that? In a way I'm kinda pissed off because I know with 100% certainty that I will NEVER see an ass as hot as hers IRL. But whenever it came on screen I was like Figured they're coming to the Netherlands this summer (Joe/Steve/Steve Morse) and my dad's birthday is coming up in about 3 weeks.. Tickets would make an amazing gift for him, so trying to find money to buy them atm. Surprised NO ONE had shared this link before. Fair enough, but chinook Volbeat maybe Me too they must have a feeling to be missing a lot of experience Holy shit, that's mesmerising Wait... are you telling me... there are other places in the world that aren't like America? And I always feel slightly racist for hating them so much. Like, my Paragon Shepard wouldn't always judge them, yet I will as soon as I see one I'm wondering the same thing Woahhh, there really was a god. jeez la weez didn't know so many of my guys use reddit i havent seen a backtroll this intense in ages Are...are they laying on a bed of ferrets? Trying beating it with Chris without saving. Hunters can one-shot you even if you have full health Thought he was wearing some really weird tie.. **enhance**.. oh it's a girl's arm No. I just don't see any of all your "logic" as logical at all I bet this is a repost I'd love to see the lists marked as "U/W control" that have Delver in them. There are even 2 letters available! But damn 60$/yr Seriously, does nobody think B? That is how my group of friends has played all our lives.... we were wrong all along!? ( I am no longer proud of my own egg-related accomplishments You're everywhere! if people don't know what that is, then we are indeed getting old I read it as "black nipples". Note to self: Always call MIAs when playing at top lane. This came out already? How is your resolution so awesome? After black swan, i can never look at natalie portman the same WTF, dude? I haven't downvoted anything { ZOMG... I totally would have lost my shit like 60 seconds in when the condescending bitch just kept interrupting, I guess that's American of me... English people are so polite Comic Sans. The sound of the movie ***Mrs. Doubtfire*** always comforts me and makes me doze off. Not sure why I got downvoted. I'm not saying I agree, I'm saying that is the way it is Holy shit I think I just read Newfie I almost drowned once when I was a kid at a swimming pool. It was fucken scary, but I managed to somehow swim to the edge while still underwater. I felt really helpless, and my lungs were burning like crazy. I couldn't even think straight when I started to flounder about, head below water level, and just kept trying to push myself above. No one realized I almost drowned ...Says the chick with pics on GW theres a find mii 2?! weird Nice try Cards Against Humanity * I knew I forgot Something. "We don't distinguish between them only when it doesn't matter." When doesn't it matter? BF cooks amazing feast for dinner.. Then his lady-friend shows up out of the blue.. Who he had planned on inviting.. without telling me.. That's a lot of camels. but i am Sharon Needles? Oh my god same Add belt, drop hipster glasses \ Wait huh, since when do people use the camera keys to pan the screen? Impossible. Who are these people? Omg....so...cute.... 911 upvotes I had a dream which was pretty much a normal day (though really short), me getting up etc, then I went to bed... and woke up Call me crazy but I have NEVER heard any one use this term proudly or other wise. And as to his reference to the word "goons" which he claiming is what Zimmerman actually said, that it's a term of endearment? Odd, I was on my phone and could've sworn I was sending him one I always find it shocking every time this fact is posted and this is ALWAYS the first comment. I guess this is the one time in my life I'm really glad for reposts They don't?? Exactly. I need nothing to go to sleep. Silence is golden. I've honestly tried to fall asleep with rainymood, music, etc but I was like i saw it a few years ago.. cant recall the name, but i know its you mj hands down. human highlight reel. i'm talking the flu game, the shot, beating magic in the finals, the shrug game, his game winning shot in the 98 finals, he fucking scored 63 points in his debut. How do you get that fast? Well Mr. Ryan, that was certainly well worth **850K now, wasnt it? But he'd have to handle the spiders himself to put them there I drew something almost exactly like this in color!! Weird seeing another version I keep forgetting she wears that straw hat. I can't exactly see how this is offensive either besides if you are doing this isn't r/masochism r/running? Why are your eyes "e"s? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES? This seriously made me giggle like a little school girl...who has daddy issues Bedroom mom is more likely to be fake because if your mother heard a weird creeper or w.e calling out she probably would have already warned you I don't know Wilson, but if you mean intellectual history of Marxism (compared to history of its application and such), then I am fairly familiar. How long is it and what is the gist of Wilson's position? I wouldn't mind reading through something on the order of say 10 pages. I wouldn't mind longer actually, but I'm already kind of swamped with work as it is, so... Did this guy really delete his posts? And this is why I look like a lunatic in public all the time. If we became free of the monarchy and had a republic, why would you want to put the symbol of the monarchy on the new flag? Okay... ...maybe she got cleaned up for the shot. OR maybe she's the PI You shouldn't microwave stirofoam either I kinda wish pro players would switch it up more and play other characters instead of just playing the same ones. Each one is really good even when nerfed you just gotta play with them and understand how to work around it. All I see in tournies is the same champions each time it doesn't matter what team does it they all play the same champions and never change then they end up losing and blaming riot cause "my favorite champion was nerfed end of world ^( Raped? Where was that implied this makes so much sense. just yesterday i was playing this level and looked down at where my legs should be in the chopper and could only see the seat Your artificial intelligence? This. Back story? good LORD man did you make that with paint? What kind of face is the horse making that makes it look sad? O_O? So many brines in New Jersey... That was fucking awesome. 666,666,666 GolfWang Minecraft has an end? what? You have that body, only artist and sculptures always dream of creating Nooks Cranny always makes me feel at home. The last store makes me feel like im being pressured to buy somthing. You threw out a girl cause of her language? ...bas? I can't believe I read all of that. still hiding this: when i was in 4th grade i had A LOT of home work for some reason (more than 5th grade) so i came up with the idea to hide it in my garage. It's still there .... Why on earth did I get downvoted? Nanny from the Baby Muppets Jim Harbaugh is on the cutting block?!? so so jelly Holy shit they linked my ward guide... i almost threw up when i saw dat Didn't actually know about it. Not sure what I'll be doing then, yet... May 16 is actually my 3 year wedding anniversary Yes, but I wanted specifics there's a lot guys here Well, if you say so... omfg, I feel like everyone on r/trees is me today. Or are we all that similar? Woman :P You're young enough to be my child Not judging, just confused He browses r/spacedicks Uhh wow, how'd that go? ~$2400/mo. If you haven't offed yourself by reading these other comments (jesus christ I am bewildered Peachtree City by any chance? no one at my school has EVER said "yolo." What if he was the one who posted that video of himself to gain votes from Reddit? Apparently near the Antarctic they do... Yeah I'm pretty sure that's the leg span....But still.. Not the whole nutsack. Never the whole nutsack Smoking causes cancer don't you know I started a game with you and drew star trek. instead it looked like it gave you the picture of Shrek I had drawn for my friend earlier I can't do the disappoint face, so settle with this. I not. If you watch the movie, it looks like he gets hitted pretty hard. You prolly did not watch all the way thru. You did not wait for it...... Hot damn. I need new undies now. Is it hard to live with it? ( Those exist outside of WoW!!!?!?! Man, she looks exactly like an old roommate of mine- down to the Mad Madam Mim smile, bad fashion and that shoe/net/tube thing hanging in the back This hurt my head Where'd you hear this? that would suck, I love Karkand and Sharqui. I did play CQ and only went through Oman This is the most upvotes I've ever recieved Tonight I decided to finally watch Arrested Development for the first time from the beginning. Not even 5 minutes after the episode this is in ends and I already catch a reference... I took a girl I was dating to see Titanic years ago. I the row in front of were 2 late teens/early 20's girls. I overheard them saw that they had already seen the movie many times. Then, they said that they hoped the movie would end differently this time with Leo DiCaprio not dying. This looks quite comfortable OK, I'm going to say it. Cellphone *tape*? Who is the editor at USA Today? Cellphone audio? Cellphone recording? No, they decide to go with motherfuckin' cellphone *tape*? I hope this is coming from a girl, and one with her tastes... Da fcukkk, how Looks... Legit? Now i'm just confused uhhh.....you do know this is a movie based on a novel right? So when you create a waterfall in a room and block it with windows (or grates, or fortifications) it creates a mist in the room Holy. Shit! Look at Jack talk! She's even hotter in CGI! The holy trinity. bigtime consequences? You can't trust this man, he's blue wha? my sub had a bag of ribs... no joke :l she had 2 ft long rib cages... ill never forget that... and that's all she brought with her to I'm from Norway and consider myself well informed on what's happening in the society, but I had no idea this was happening. Seriously, there has been no mention of this in mainstream media How is it going to distinguish fire/frost/arcane gear? Did they even patch the mav? I just got killed with it like 3 times and the guy's mav didn't get destroyed Where do you buy your ethernet cables Your brother painted a bald Alan Moore? Calvin got a major tan YOU CAN FUCK SHA'IRA?! Asking Reddit about churches? What? Slenderman has finally been identified My god, the comments! so...your question is: "Do beta testers enjoy playing games?" ? Uh...I'll see what I can do? Why would you be pissed? Its still 50% off Technically, if she's just a rearrangement of his cellular structure/DNA composition, isn't she a regeneration of the Doctor Ew David Silva? dear lord i was here the other day! I'm also 6'5" and in *my* car, I cannot, nor would I want to try and drive with my legs...city or rural. Both? This was when I first got him, he was pretty small ahahaha. But also it's a pretty large shoe Dat. Scream. How can you even play like that? You can't argue with a pigeon. Or play chess... or, wait. What are we talking about? Are you arguing with rocks again? That room is beautiful same thing for me to You're doing a PSMF? That is a HUNGRY ass does... does it fly ? Huh. So I'm part of the 1% that stayed faithful? Have you guys managed to find decent stuff around at these places? I've never been to one, but I've heard mixed results. Some people seem to strike gold, others get nothing I typed it out and looked at what other people write and wondered if i have a problem Are you a madam? I will never forget the look in that Engineer's eyes as he slowly turned from the bodies of his fallen comrades to match my gaze. Did you watch the videos I sent you? They show exactly how pearls can still be used to glitch through things Howd that get in her coffin? The items that fetch the real money will be top tier obviously (level 60) and ones that are in high demand for various reasons. BUT the items the final price tag on these godlies depends mostly on the stats rolled. It wouldn't surprise me if a "perfect" version of said godly will fetch $500+ Slightly off topic, but I've always wanted to use an HDD shredder Cats like jelly beans? Thank you so so much for this, it is very appreciated! I hope the subway system in Germany isn't too confusing Not what I was imagining when I thought of what they'd be sending them This could probably be added to and a movie could be made, that was pretty scary Yeah it's kind of hard to talk to someone coherently when your teeth are chattering, eyes can't focus and you look like this >.> How does she sleep without messing it up? This. This is what scared me the most. identify with? Simcity 5. What do I do 75C at 15% usage?! What in the holy hell do you hit to do that amount of damage? Dat ass lucky duck, i sold my crate 40 for 40 refined :3 he unboxed a strange huntsman Haha. I imagined myself finding her and strangling her jesus christ. I'm not sure but one of my members suggested this ideal about 2 weeks ago for our Community Night. There was never any mention of it prior to that. So not sure if he is inventor or just arrived at the ideal around the same time... Yellow/Gold is less visible than red? What, how did you even do that? Haha. I find that I give into my urges more during the Halloween/Christmas season when those limited release skins are out. The Olympics are coming up so I already should set aside 30 bucks for all the skins that will be released to coincide with it Did. Not. Know. That. I'm 27th Also Romeo's a giant creepy angstmachine in the play That's funny, this is the first thing I thought of. I have a friend who lives there and while driving through to see her the first time I thought they were statues. Then one moved, I was like I did that when i used the 32x32 texture pack Faithful, and I did not have optifine loaded, bricks looked crazy! they were part water, nether portal, brick, and fire. You got downvoted. Wow Wait who's raging ? No I didn't eat it haha I just stared at her Same here NOOOOOOOOOO_OOO_O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOO_O_OOOOOOOOOOO_O__OOOOOOOOOOOOOO_OOO_O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOO_O_OOOOOOOOOOO_O__OOOOOOOOOOO_OOO_O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOO_O_OOOOOOOOOO A green hoothoot and a gold tyranitar Guess its not every high school boys dream to be Banging a Smocking Hot NFL Cheerleader Is this Facebook? st ck p xel joke fail. I love charzard but i would never wait millions of years for charmander to evolve The way his head jerks at the end of the clap is totally eerie What I'm wondering is why you had 10 downvotes for stating your opinion. Oh wow, I was going to comment "just look at that little tongue!" and once again I've been foiled by everyone else reading my mind My face completely went someone had a downvote party on this thread That's not what I was referencing, but when I read your comment I had to Google "Esperanto Kato". The irony... My world is turned upside down now. That's kinda awesome. Oddly. A 50,000ƒ bounty. My Little Pony. I'm a brony myself, but [/r/clopclop](/r/clopclop) is just..... That's one hell of a night Yeah, then you promise yourself that this is the last time, but we both know it isn't. I have you tagged as "will eat skyrim for horse armor" Want what? The transition? The surgery? At the risk of sounding stupid, is that skin covering his arm? yea but i suck at time conversions Or their celebrity-couple name, Pee-Nis. Apparently he went to my highschool. Holy shit I hate to see someone like that in class, even a retard can also do that. You gotta wonder how some dude shoulder barging a skate punk gets persecuted more in a few days than all child killers in NZ for the last 50 years. Only in NZ? He's even had death threats No clue... I don't think I know you Also, a quick check for nutrition facts on spaghetti-o's shows them at ~30g net carbs per cup, which is very possible it wouldn't kick you out of ketosis by itself, so as long as the rest of your day was pretty carb-free I think you shouldn't worry about the occasional can (unless the can is more than 8 ounces *eye twitch... Make it so. Make her pay for what she has done. are you going on every subreddit leaving a comment on each post? not me but a guy I knew back in high school. His assignment for a history class was to give a presentation on the position of women during the medieval times. so he brought a medieval-themed porn and showed it to the class... very interesting positions indeed. Class was o_o. Teacher was You are correct. For cars, you pay the tax at registration if you buy it in Oregon. I should stipulate too that you buy soda and beer in Idaho (no deposit), then recycle the cans/bottles in Oregon (collect deposit money). But that's getting nitpicky. You should also declare that as income. Because everybody reports everything on their taxes here. sweet mother of god not sure if troll, or over-conscientious, stay-in-the-basement internet activist .....I thought CALDARI was the corporate state Intel i7. Would that help matters? so you smoke twice a month? from going 60 mph? What about that thing where they can't ask for your personal information (religion, family, etc)? This definitely helps! He does have a truck but I thought they followed the same format as #XXX####. I guess I never really noticed it I even voted for Self Bout to make that a hood ornament Dude.. did you sleep with the ghost of her dead mom At 1680 calories, that leaves me with 320 calories left for the day and -9 carbs... Why do you have both Fallout 3 and the GOTY? Mine was red. 60 Terminator Assault Vehicle?! Yay 8 more games I'm sure I'll never play b0red, the man who repost everything and add " son of a... It's quite pleasant & it is very Dota's a puzzle game? Wait, people care about soccer here? xenic? that was xd Started WoW just before TBC got released. Wasnt really into the game, just played it because it looked interesting. Leveled a troll hunter to 30, TBC dropped, and came i across a Draenei out in the widlersness and i was like Then just put the Pokeball in another Pokeball! Is that what happens to atom-smashed dwarfs? They turn into rain And *liked* it. You dont need to die in an C4 Jeep. How do you know what he looks like There's a pig tail on the floor. Neener? Really? I steep mine for no less than an hour TIL: the Fallout POD* is in the 17th century. Can't tell if srs Yes, save the poor english that story was oddly epic. 25 year old interning and living in a dorm??? Pinkie looks a tad terrifying It was a weird conversation to have and parents do have expectations for grandchildren and family things like that. Parents are people too! Heck, I'm not a parent yet, but I do intend to have children and do hope to have grandchildren some day. I'd be tickled pink to be like my Grandma and know her great-grandchildren too. That doesn't make it any less weird of a conversation though. My mom likes to repeatedly tell me that my husband and I shouldn't worry about kids yet and we should do other stuff and nope- grandkids someday maybe in decade (we're 24), don't even think about kids, live vicariously through your nephews if you must, etc. She then continuously calls our tarantula her grand-spider. I dunno, that looks kinda scary. It makes me think of like, some sort of biological containment or something... Wow! I didn't realise that... I have a feeling that he watched one to many fast and furious movies Why would you spenderen money on that? why is the thumbnail a man sitting next to a little girl and the thread talking about getting people horny Then how do you English? How so? Wow! I like how the cat is like "hm..? She loves transvaginal... It's okay he's just hugging him, with his teeth... um...because we USE that tax money on things that effect our everyday lives..maybe? What do you think taxes are? OH MY FUCK. I'm afraid to go play pokemon now Rookie! I'm the front desk receptionist. I do it in between my co-workers and potential vendors and other company higher ups zip past my desk. It's a skill, the clicking of NSFW content and diverting to the next tab before anyone notices I want to meet the person who works the front desk and surfs r/spacedicks wow this is scary to me because my son's name is charlie and his dad wanted him aborted Craaazy. Me 2! I move this weekend AND I also dont get internet connection untill Monday. ... I get the Republican thing (kind of), but dumping someone over a haircut..I mean it grows back It's like a power puff girl Imagine walking into a room where someone tried to do with his spunk what some freaks do with their shit. This map led me to do a bit more Wikipedia research and I learned there is a whole series of books set in the land of Oz! I would probably give a couple fingers or toes to go see that If everything is easy on easy street, how is it too difficult to tell me? apparently you've never experience southern woman 3D Castlevania? Oh god. Umm.....it's a square for me. And also the ridiculous amount of competition. > She then commanded the one on the cieling to drop down on her target. All 30000 lbs of it. Does it... have a mullet? I'M NOT ALONE But... Invader Zim is awesome... It would be the fist folder I would open what confuses me more is that they married sisters and had 21 children between them. How deep? 4 - 3 now Huh. I didn't even notice that. Angelic! I don't remember that. Mind = blown Those eyes the fuck are you doing here? Does it actually glow? someone once wrote that OP often posts submissions with Not to be confused with The Herp. It looks like a huge penis How'd he know about your time machine? Yup, that is VCore under load. I was a bit confused at first as my VID shows 1.36 volts and my Core Voltage showed 1.26/1.27.. but read that VID is actually just the threshold voltage recommended for the cpu and that Core Voltage (aka VCore) is the value you want to lookout for from getting too high. But yeah, my Core Voltage is surprisingly really low under load at 4.6ghz I'd like to read your poetry just for the sake of reading them man for how long have u beeing into graff when u stopped doing it? and how could u stop it for 8 years?! What if it was me who actually just sent you on a scavenger hunt What the actual fuck. Fourth person? You can do that with NA smurfs too though, Blood Bath Where's the 49ers guy? I have to question the point of arguing about the nature of humanity with a 15-year-old anyway. omg sum1 used neural parasite on a valid target I'm sorry but that's cute XD I think I have an issue with thinking girls on here always sound cute no kidding, I should bind suicide to my mouse and prevent the other team from getting kills 2 hours and no comments!? am i the only person here Mad or /sarcasm. Can't tell this was sweet potatoes and some kind of weird cassorole That receding hairline started extremely early. If I already know how to roll...... does it means that I am in the wrong classroom? I thought jorts died off in the mid-90s. You're telling me they're back?? It's a Mohawk! Brain's got style!!! I always play new games without reading instructions! It's a thrill What killed it for me was the guy behind actually stopping/slowing to watch the dude infront I recently had an opportunity to visit Virginia Diodes, which makes "VNA extenders", which allow VNAs to measure frequencies up to 3THz. I can't believe this is still going on teach me please... hot; yet for some reason her face reminds me of ajay devgan What? They can sting? SoA is a pretty awesome show, but it just doesn't have the "OMFG Seriously? When did having a pet raccoon EVEN BECOME AN OPTION?? Cleavage Tunnel on acid? Y'all and hella don't belong in the same sentence. Also, SFers? I have that haircut. Awesome. Wow... she is going to have a tough time finding a job now... her name repeatedly comes up for the same thing in google. She's hot Is this a stolen piece of The Jungle Book 3 story board? *the number is everywhere* any particular reason it is Forbidden for me to view r/412012 now? seems sort of hard for me to participate.. Wait... I thought if there were blocks on top of chests you can't open them. Aren't your chests sitting on top of each other? How is that one open? According to the bible, I'm supposed to masturbate my neighbor... "The researchers studied an eruption that took place on Feb. 15, 2011. They found that sunquakes 1,000 times more powerful than the March 2011 Japanese earthquake were triggered at two ends of the erupting rope of magnetic field." Why do i feel... dirty and less... smartness in brain... OH NO WHAT HAS hasfenned... I can feel them crawling all over me and through my sheets and around my pillows what is this. My mother wouldn't allow me to wear any clothes sub words or symbols on the chest. She claimed it was just an excuse for everyone to look at my boobs. I'm sure the look on my face was priceless... The second the guy looked through his character sheet and said "I use my Breaching Armor to teleport to the other side of the barrier" I was like " What's your response to him? Dat aspect ratio. Oh my gosh that pussy.. I think I did mean that lol haven't played Animal crossing since the Game released on Gamecube. it slipped about a foot below where it's supposed to be. Oh god it's going to be stuck in my head. You have to choose that shit when you buy your ticket? Well, I'm quite glad that I found my way to this post. You sound almost exactly like me, although you stuck it out a little longer than I did. I hope you have some time, because I'm going to tell you my story. I'm not really sure how much advice I can give, but I'll tell you what I think is going to work for me (tomorrow is my last day of my current career...and by tomorrow, I mean I start work in 7 hours yeah, I was really tired when I posted that Everything about that game scared me when I was a kid Always thought that was an Onion video BetYouCanNotTellMe is seriously spinning "states rights" to sound like massive federal government is a better solution? was it like this this is actually the worst and most horrible concept i have ever heard Isn't tai chi that weird slow moving hippie stuff? That's possibly the strangest reaction. I mean that's your "eternal soul" and she didn't even care What are the odds that some of your coworkers are Redditors, and they're reading this right now...... Walls and shit....... creepy..... You poo arms at an [8]? Well, on the plus side, those are some pretty eyes. Don't even get me started on the bad side My friend, after graduating from an art degree, went to the job-centre to sign up for job seekers allowance. Upon being told she wasn't eligible she asked, "Well how am I going to pay my bills and rent?!", and the women at the desk very helpfully suggested that my friend start selling her body! You can't even see his face. Exactly! who am I?! Good grief, how does that reddit even exist? Surely this is just a reposted comment from the other thread No, because leaving doors open would never happen with me, especially while i'm trying to sleep!!! Took..fucking...forever. The girl walking at 1:46 is completely beautiful. Holy shit her walk has me like, I always assumed it was dudes in costumes But...who took the picture... yes Apparently some 3rd-year electives are just rehashes of stuff they teach in first year. Over 400 hours and I've never seen this. That's actually one of the most horrifying things I've read today Byun>MKP? Beside where i live there is a giant monster GRRM, you cruel tease Me and a few friends were at the park one day (I was around 16 at the time) and we had the brilliant idea of standing up on the teeter totter(Is that spelled right Where is Chang? What the fuck did you spend 100,000 on? After those big doors shut in the surgery room and the "Power Outage" announcement happens... I walk into this room and see some kind of tool on the ground, but I can't pick it up? I'm on a Macbook Pro... Or am I doing something wrong...? I'm very happy for you, but I'm a little confused as to why your promotion match would be against a masters player in the top 8. $3 for a taco? Same thing with me bro, I found a village in my Hardcore so I started living there and making it cooler. After a while I needed enderpearls, so I started to fight one using my awesome enderfighting tactic (me being pretty good at monster fights), then it teleports away, I look wildly around for it, I cant see it, I make a made dash for my house, filled with fear. As I zoomed in, I swear I saw something purple out of the corner of my eye, I qucky went to sleep for morning "I only realised while I was writing this how overboard I may have went Well, I think this is the most people we've had since the Scrim Series started. Not sure why the sudden spike in numbers In all the episodes that I watched, I never noticed Then why is he playing Ass Creed? There's situations where Ezio and the others are talking about the Apple/main plot with no stabbing going on? That color scheme I work at a vintage store with many home goods and furniture. Some great antiques... others, not so awesome. A woman asks about an antique bistro with Art Deco inlays and asks if I'll sell it for $15. I politely decline, to which she turns up her face and says, "What the fuck? Nothing in this store is worth over ten bucks! I'm offering you a fuckin' deal!" I always just draw a guy with a staff saying you shall not pass I am now buying the tampons at the back of the shelf. Tags: dataporn And HOW did you find these? 6 man street fight I work at a "special interest" museum if you will and am asked if I am affiliated with that religion often (probably a couple times a week) and I respond no and smile and usually they just move along, but this time around the woman said: "oh how interesting because I've never seen an oriental before..." let's just say my face literally went like this: So... this thread seems to be getting bridged pretty hard, huh. Seriously. My worst pharmacy experience actually happened when their computers were out, so they had a very long line. I was trying to be as patient as I could, but I waited in line for about 20 minutes only to be told that since my insurance had switched a month ago, they didn't fill the prescription. Fine, I gave the woman my new insurance number and watched her write it down on a post-it note. Then I waited another 20 minutes before getting called up and saying again, "your insurance changed, so we didn't fill your prescription." I was like lol that's my hometown. Nothing like the daily 3pm saunas How not? is the question. it auto corrected something to "wernt"? yes lady tries using her credit card, doesn't know how to use the swiper/takes forever to input her code and rants about how she hates credit cards and how they're stupid and complicated and then i told her we can take cash...then she gets really angry and yells at me on how i "should have told her that in the first place". i'd expect someone to automatically assume that a store accepts cash. since when are there retail stores that DON'T accept cash? :S that's one story i remember off the top of my head. people can be pretty darn crabby for no reason sometimes. also not really entirely offensive but an older woman told me that i'm too skinny and need to eat more and proceeded in taking a sandwich out of her purse and giving it to me to eat. Since when do we boycott games? yes! fucking made it in this bitch been waiting all da....fghskssjkwndj whooaa, we're losing! theeee fuccccck! but the hornets sux balls?!! That is creepy as fuck It's scary how little i understand women great. felt sleepy so took a hot shower. while waiting my hair to dry, read this in the dark at 5.25am. turned on the light right afterwards. now it's 6.03am. I was just drunk on white clay drive at the 'creek house' last night Happy buffalo day, buffalo today buffalo to buffalo play buffalos!!! Avina and a microphone make sense? Man, all this b0red account ever does is post GIFs of people in traffic accidents with titles like "O_o" "O_O" and even " A perfect Reading this was the closest I have ever come to having sex. You make an interesting point there... Hopefully they can turn it up a little more the second half, considering the anticipated number two draft pick sat on the bench for most of the first half I have similar changes to this related to the time since/until my period even though I'm on Implanon and shouldn't be ovulating. Do you know what's up with that? This makes me want bacon Ahh you're right I didn't see her fingers. Nevertheless... that facial expression can't be explained any other way. There is no way she is convinced it looks good. And thugs she be called Louisville fans this looks like a painting, instead of a photo That first image link.... Over my roommate's puke One time I met someone who had the same pipe as me, and we had the same name I thought I was the first to spot this and was dreaming of karma. Well fuck. I hope I get Giants I now know where you live....well atleast in the vicinity of *backs away in fright* I can't believe you did that too... No not really, but what if she is thinking the same about me &#3232;\_&#3232; o_O o_o O_o Psychedelic letters you are under arrest for being black I just got hungry for caramel treats Reminds me of FaZe! not sure why you were downvoted, crysis 2 is a regression from crysis 1 It must have a higher IQ than alakazam... ugh I hate seeing a post by b0red. All he/she does is repost with omg.... That's unicorns have weakness is horns!!! I've never seen the animetion where she returns the spear What if both of these comical are actually completely unrelated holycrap they look SO real God I loved that part. When will that guy come out with a new video? Don't forget how many other religions there are and branches of those as well "Five finger ambush" was something I was *not* expecting to hear tonight O_O The only thing I don't want to see is money spent. WHO IS THIS??? I have seen this picture IRL before but I don't know where i just had a mini heart attack when this pic popped up I'm not a schizophreniac, it's my IRL persona controlling the posts of my online persona. They're.... the same person... Wow -- you totally got me. I was like she's always had an adult face... even as a tiny child Badass, not only is my name Alexx with two x's but my little brother also celebrates his 21st tomorrow Why is it a demotivational? The quality makes it look like a video game character. How does this make sense? YouTube was made in 2005 Are you guys sure you didn't accidentally wander into Pleasure Island from Pinocchio? That hellish place where they turn kids into donkeys? Has anyone tried actually watching this and the info page with 3D glasses? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS. its all messed up ... what if you park you new wheel there and it gets stolen .... I expected it to work poorly Wonder if flare shows up I donąt know whz but I've thought about Twin Peaks. "...freeclimbing is more dangerous of course, but OSHA rules do allow for it." yes, what could possibly go wrong? Cameltoe at 0:48 Great way to start the day O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ Damn Why [/r/soccer](/r/soccer) is about NFL? I'm surprised there is only 1 image link for RES with over 10,000 comments Massive me gustas to Neville, Dudley and Dean. ... You were pregnant once? "Beered"? It's 8:00 in the morning looks like its spinning true, you must have been very meticulous and taken your time for that being your first wheel build! keep it up, wheel building is a cool skill. there's a lbs owner in my city that is well known for building the best wheels and even does snowflake designs Don't think they need negatives when it is a form of currency Te birds and the bees. Lol no its being British and waking up without a cup of tea in your system, crazy shit happens At first I was like At first I was going to reply "can't argue with you about that on /r/frugal", but then remembered this was in /r/guns .... you bring your whole computer and desk with you on the plane? I have the SAME SCISSORS!!! OMG!!! long noses Although it does look like Talon, the more I look at it the more I think it's Singed. I swear what he is holding is a surf board on the left In the summers I work with Russians and Ukrainians.. one of those guy showed up to work pretty damn drunk (something like 2.0). The worst part was he was driving the car.. Isn't carrying a knife around illegal? OMG. A comment on my username. I DID NOT. NAZI. SEE. THAT. COMING. Hahahahahahah! Hahahahah! Hahahahah! wtf was that all about? Wait is that Mega Bits per second or Mega bytes per second? I don't see it in the changelog God... I don't know if I should be embarrassed or not that I knew exactly who you were talking about Damn you! xD I was like " Happy cake day to you, sir! And that just scarred me for life I have an alarm clock that has a warning on the electrical cord that says that the cord is a reproductive toxin and to wash your hands after handling the cord. You're doing it wrong. It's more like this: I knew it was an April Fool's joke but I still felt very, very nervous they should have changed the title to storm of the imperial sanctum Printscreenception Actually the first time I posted it it got some good feedback, but I just poked around the thread a bit and noticed there were only a handful of comments made in the past 2-3 days, so I thought I'd just make my own thread. Judging by the downvotes though, maybe next time I'll just wait for a new feedback thread I hoped there was atleast one who would theoretically try to calculate this How he's looking down! The condescence! no no it's my fault. I put my summer tires on two days ago Holy god... maybe they've figured out how to thwart aging. Looks like you had a few d - Good list, but now I feel woefully underequipped for the big scary world out there I have no idea what you're saying dat interest rate Wow that's... pretty creative Eu sunt deja operat... daca n-ai citit? (sau sunt prea prost si n-am mentionat? Talk about eye candy Sounds like good advice to me. STD's are a myth Good heavens. the... VAULT. I think I have like 3 or 4 of them and I have never actually purchased one... You can only purchase runes with IP......I MUST be missing something here. They will??? As am I. I always assumed they were branches I watched Strenx v Evil (semi final I think), Strenx destroyed him mind blownd It never feels/looks right anymore apart from that one, 5 second run. I only stopped because I realized 'holy shit, I'm doing it properly! Are you the 1%? Maybe it's just me but that doesn't even look like a real gun to me. This should be in r/wtf or r/nosleep Dem legs I thought she was alright, but then I saw it Says image is no longer available for me. Is it because the vote arrows are backwards? Mc Court was many times worse than bonds Ahhhhhh noooo! why?!!! Did you grow up or did you just learn what is socially acceptable when Punk hit the barrier did that kid say "You broke the wall you dip shit!"? So pretty. Is that Simon from Misfits in the gif about kissing the legs? i also have a square blanket, but it's massive so the only problem is it hangs off the sides of my bed to the floor.... which kinda freaks me out because i'm worried a mouse might climb in my bed and piss in my bed then eat my face off I can't believe anyone would actually say that Yeah... you like that... It went up at 9:55 I am not worthy I'm even more confused then when I asked the question What did I just read...? Also, how do I claim it Why did I read that in his voice, why am I still reading everything in his voice.... I don't think it's right for her to say such things though As an identical twin, this would have freaked me the fuck out Quid Zeus est? Yeh, and the women should have crooked/dirty teeth and copious amounts of body hair, just so its more accurate Yes, he is the ho...... I've deleted it but I'm not sure where explicitly within the rules of SRS discussion my post on conversion therapy experiences is disqualified from discussion in SRS discussion I saw "kids" instead of "kinks" the first time I read this comment Two ball dunk?! I had this for dinner minus the topping I've actually never knew you could do that I've never seen anyone else with that lighter This game looks like it would give me spasms One of my greatest fears... stepping on a three-blade Index is your first finger....if it doesn't rest on R then I'm not sure how you've been playing this game D: contortionists I almost choked on wheat crackers one time because I had cottonmouth so bad. i couldn't stop myself from watching Could've definitely lived just fine without seeing the Lindbergh baby. you bought spins? TIL he is going to be 40 in 3 months that seems sucky for an officer/faction fitted ship shouldn't lulu be free? I thought all new champs were free 2 weeks after release That's "lazy"...? It's weird finding someone from your own suburb on reddit What the actual fuck Oh God, that's creepy.. Maybe it was just a prank? But how'd he know where you lived??? Mother of God! You might take it a little too far there Holy shit, I ate there on Saturday. Ummm, I think I'll pass next time. What an inefficient use of space oh. Maybe an extremely dedicated terrorist concealed a spawn tower under the town The fuck did I just click on? reasonable explanation, good comment, let me just upvo...username Basically my ex Imagine that thing on an asura Not much, there are no bones (hopefully after 2 games, I noticed this... It would take 3-4 days to drive through that district, let alone walk. At a [0], had to control myself from randomly laughing in class I didn't even know there were places that have those, never even considered that those would be used in other countries I started playing Realm of the Mad God on Steam two weeks ago. I've since put 81 hours into it, more then my paid steam games. At first glance, the dark-haired girl made me think of Jennifer Connolly, a la Labyrinth. Looking like a scene queen /r/spacedicks is horrible. I quit after the first link It's legal for your universities to announce a racial preference? I want it. what's the difference between 216 over the summer vs during the semester? Wait, seriously? Me too. You could have done this post in the comments of the original article. You wouldn't happen to potato people in the anus, do you? What if Shepard was your fav character. I honestly have no clue... They were having a LBGT Awareness event and the next thing I know... these 2 are on the main floor taking pics. That horrible moment you wake up tucked under your covers with no memory of having wiped up and got under them the night before My name's not God, silly. It's from computer games I was expecting a 'joke' twitter like the Helen Keller one, just tweets of SILENCE and STARING idk about each eye but i can open both of them see my room close them and go back to my different dream world... You wont exist. Me and my friend once found a baby duckling that was abandoned, and it had boo boos all over its face and we thought that it might be in pain so i came up with the bright idea to feed it the SMALLEST piece of baby advil in the world. and then we gave it a bath and my friend insisted we kept the fan pointing on it all night long and i thought that it was a bad idea...and in the morning is was dead. I still blame her to this day that she froze the poor thing to death. either way we were young. the little thing wouldnt have lasted any longer in the wild anyways Maybe he's just trying to sell all those things... Who's ever said that season 7 sucked? I've never had anyone say that to me So does-- do you-- did you just say they don't *have* to wear a bikini anymore? Why are they so inconsistent wow that is pretty shitty for them His sister made it... You know that's what they really look like. Looks dead WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL!!! i've never smelled it, but now i want to A Real Madrid fan worrying about the "latest" on Steve Kean? I used to pull my pants and underwear down and slide down the slide i think you went a bit heavy on the frosting When the actor/actress brushes their teeth without any toothpaste. I remember a comment about someone tagging a regular novelty with. "is actually a hot girl". My grandma does the "oh, the flowers are blooming because Jesus wants them to bloom" "I guess Jesus wanted it to rain today..." I know two people who look exactly like that Weird. It's given me designation bonuses before when I've never attended to it. Alright nevermind A Chelsea fan trying to make a joke? I sure hope so! I guess all atheist start out somewhere. I just wonder how many used to post shit like this guy before they woke up? You're a virgin! *stands still in complete and utter shock* Wait... are you accusing these fine folk of ***gasp*** hipstershipping!?!?!? TIL 6 months for blue Same goes for while eating... It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES!? You've only had sex with her *once*? That works too i do it the exact same way I've never noticed that Wow, I have this painting in my house.... except there's 2 women and the "cupcake" has yellow peaches instead of that wierd purple fruit(?) !@#!@@!$$ Someone's had one too many kids pedostache In the right picture of the pupil it looks like something creepy is staring back. It comes in FLAVORS?! The last Sims I played was the original. A lot has changed, apparently.... The french community already did this a long time ago HOLY FLIPPIN' JESUS, I almost had a heart attack Hm.... That's pretty sad That. Is. Hot. How is second of all LoL broadcasters better than 2nd place of all individual streamers? holyfuck he scared the shit outta me and also my balls packed up and left my pants The back is so well done, but that boob seems... unlikely. Wait are you serious? You pretend like Riot fixes things. it'd be great for the rapist.. I literally just looked this exact image up like 5 minuets ago. Holy crap That's actually pretty scary.. The things you can't unsee..... Short blond in black Just realized how incredibly useful a horn would be for wearing sunglasses I thought it was his third leg oh yeah, a few of the pictures may be out of order, not enough to Oh, my bad. That look in his eyes +7. I would bang each of these objects as a woman ... wait that's not right Oh, I remember being 13 and loving this song. *sudden memories of being 13* Oh god. omg, my THIGHS! i can barely do stairs right now. They had a 33rd anniversary special yesterday; 2lbs of rib tips with fries and complimentary jar of sauce for 13 bucks I get excited when I see my downlods going 3MB/s.... but 9!?!?! Holy crap!!! I am soooo jealous. lol thanks for this post. I'm no where near it, but good to have all this info now! My grandma always reminds me she was a month late with my mom i must've -just- missed this, i work 30 meters away from there, and walk past there for lunch That cover Oh God, I had one teenage girl say "Happy Directioner Day" to me the other week. I was like "the fuck is that?". "Oh, it's a celebration day for One Direction"...... I know!? Are you my psych professor? traumatizing? You do understand its a cartoon right? That's a good question. Maybe this is a late april fools joke and the real upate info is coming out later! I'm kinda freaking out, as soon as I clicked this link, the same scene just happened while I'm watching this show on netflix I must have drove around the ghettoes around Rosa Parks et al too much...saw the red building to the left and went "Ain't that place the burned out one? Artists in the olden days sure knew how to scare the living shit out of sailors and their wives. ( So like, how do i sync the remote, if there even is one? My knee! He did that same pose with my friend. Dunno why he likes that pose so much Yeah, I have no idea why that label is there MeeeYOOOWZEERS! custom OS? Just went through ALL pictures, and I can't get one thought out of my head... I wonder what her workout routine is like. That's my teacher's name It was the closet opening....... lol how did you know? Huh. Holy f*cking s*t... she looks like a man! Heck, my male cousin looks prettier! My hands are so big though Miyazaki films are fucking brilliant. If you like some of his movies, I recommend the anime Clannad. It's full of slice of life, romance, comedy, tear balling scenes and by far the most epic show I have ever watched. I watch it once a year And don't forget the ultimate that renders her completely untargetable...she basically was raping us during her ulti with 3 tiamats and a last whisper DAT VOICE charice has.. I picked 64 aswell Where is this from? HOLY SHIT IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME [8] ............................. This would be funny, but you're from Delaware. Yikes, I was one decision away from not being able to make peace I used to play a lot of HoN before Dota 2, and I understand what you're coming from. But 600 hours later, it feels normal to me This wasn't directed at me, but I was training on some new instruments at my pharma job with a coworker. She had been working there the longest, so I figured she would be a good teacher. The QC director (whose office was right across the hall) saw, came in and yelled "Don't train with her! She is too stupid to learn these new machines!" It has amounted to pressure on the Parliament and it's the reason why the Commission wanted it sent to the ECJ, so it'd be dormant for 2 years and it would have a chance of passing after the public outrage has passed. Now, the ratification will have to be done quickly, when everybody is watching and protesting. This makes it more likely that it will not pass. Just keep putting pressure for the next 10 weeks. Don't give up so easily, and especially INFORM YOURSELF FIRST. Because half this thread is bullshit on a massive scale, I can't believe some people in here would call themselves 'activists' on this issue. @13:10 Did you shoot your own father? I love this idea, especially the Mesmer. Making a real body disappear as if it were an illusion gives an entire new level of WHERE THE HELL IS THE NSFL LABEL?!!!! I WANT!!!!!!!! Ironically it's made by BMW... As a non-American I think I speak for many when I said wtf did I just watch I haven't seen a greyhound sitting down like that before. Their front legs look eerily like people arms About two years ago I found a stray and brought her home and cleaned all the ticks and fleas off her, and she looked exactly like this. The weird part is that her name was Athena too. ummmm, you totally went there I was thinking exactly the same thing ...thats so weird You've seen a Pirates fan?! Am I the only guy who played a hero? ive been addicted to LOL like crazy lately Omg, I want that chillum. can we get a full bod? that chest is leaving me aching for more Wait, there's another way to get the sap? But if you bought it... and never opened it... why would you buy a nice grinder without a kief catcher I say I say... I say... weird I'm British, and if I had all the money in the world I still wouldn't buy her a drink I think I made out with her once, if I did, her name is Lindsey and she lives in Idaho Not sure if a retard or secretly planned My God. It must weigh at least 8.6 courics why you get downvoted? S...sessy? That's a, uh, new one. What? Oh I'm fairly certain you sacrificed more than they lost though NSFW on r/starcraft All of my animals starved to death in their cages. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! wtf, we're even more miserable than the Finns? [f]airly [f]lawless too! that paper looks moldy *spits coffee through nose* How does it suck? I think that the trick for checking your undertones is to turn your arm over and check the veins on your wrist area or in the crook of your elbow. If the colour of the veins is blue, then you have cool undertones, green means warm undertones. I'm not sure what the colour is for neutral undertones. I'm also unsure of whether that can change, but I don't think it can Says who? Agreed - something to be said about the unknown of enormous creatures right under our feet damn doppelgangers. Don't mind me. I just wanna suck and play with those amazing breasts for awhile. Looong while. If you get your ears pierced at 16 It'll hurt less. Wouldn't this have the opposite effect? I would think that less sales would make them less likely to put a server there since it wouldn't be profitable. Ballistix cover is the exact same cover Judas Priest used for the reissue of their 'Rocka Rolla' album... How sad is it that this picture just reminded me that I forgot to take my last 2 doses of antibiotics. That's a good question. I tend to believe my liver is fine at the moment. However, I've been having this weird pain at my side for the past three-four weeks. Should have that examined We have to pay to play in the open brackets? maybe its not the photo. maybe you're just ugly fucking awesome Somehow I think our definitions of "love" may differ slightly, based on your name.. one of those looks like it's using repurposed coffee urns as gas tanks By the gods its finally happened... Republicans have become so insane that they've shattered the boundaries of their own minds and gained the power to see into the future! yeah I live in Maryland and we do have black widows here, although sort of rare (I haven't seen one since i was little). More common is the wolf spider, which I'm terrified of beyond measure. they're very big, poisonous, and capable of jumping short distances... The skill level of 100 part makes me assume you are referencing WoW or something similar...but then your username makes me think you really are a smith! sounds...healthy...and failproof... uh i was totally like oh...wow I didn't say you said it was bullshit. I was just stating an opinion. Why is everyone so hostile in r/atheism He said memes are dumb That's amazing. well hes a mutant that has awesome leadership capabilities same for tactics and strategic and has lasers Having a local server would greatly decrease ping... do you even understand how this works? to some of you this is old news, but I know not everyone has seen it. I was randomly bored one day I was in a nearby town... That watch is so cool As nerdy already pointed out, your second point is wrong. I think there's like 10 high school athletes who have broken <4:00 First Nazi post without a pun thread? It is not unheard of for motorcyclists who have been cut-off (read: almost killed), to take revenge by kicking off the mirror of the offending driver. I am confused about your response to the parent question detailing the materials of the build. It's half that, and half that people seem to think that the only "good" reddit users are the ones who don't submit anything. Because if you do, then you're an attention/karma whore.... But where is article im not the one undermining my own player's achievements Maybe this is just a coincidence, but these people bear a striking resemblance to a real "nerd" couple I know who are just like that I do it before There are women who like their cervix touched at all? That's awesome advice. How have people been seeing the second episode already? Am I the only one who's bowels aren't affected? .. i actually saw that in a porno Durr, and the black one is currently oppressed by her sister I love how you didn't include PHP in the most popular list. :P 5.4 is actually pretty decent How about if we replaced all of our train stations with **Roller Coaster stations!** That's roughly 1 lay per 180 sets Never thought I'd see a fox news article on the top of /r/politics. i just survived this too That's... actually a *really* good idea. Am i the only one who saw an eagle neck and then a teradactyl face Thin ice indeed Or the black one just had a baby and the white one stabbed her in the back and stole her husband I've lived around the Amish my whole life, and I still can't figure it out. Some don't have phones, some run large companies and make extensive use of the internet. Which leads me to wonder...are there are Amish on reddit? Did someone just... get offended on behalf of rapists? I used to be category A, but then I lost 80 pounds, grew my hair so it was longish, and got thick glasses because the old ones were wire frames and bent instantly. Apparently having 2000+ hours of pokemon, beating multiple different Legend of Zeldas, playing WoW since vanilla, and having at least 3 video game attire on at all times doesn't cancel out that I look like category B and not A, so apparently I'm not a nerd you read all the comments he ever posted True... But if you think about it that's pretty scary too. I'm not the one who drew it mfw i have rhyme of the ancient mariner playing while i read this What the fuck??!? roflmao, I had NO idea this happened until my new boyfriend lamented to me that I really needed to clean under the little ridge on the toilet. If you don't do your make up when you're staying in, how do you practice? This! If they don't say anything then I assume they're not interested. And some days I get too many views to trawl through the list. And then there's the guys that will check my profile every day but don't ever say anything, and they just creep me out like a neighbor that will stare at you through your window but never actually come say hi. Opened zip pouch with random things inside, computer mouse, vase of daffodils, clay dinosaur my roommate made for me, and a candy g-string. I only wish I was joking about the last one I don't even know if i should recommend it to you. I've become like the guy in Close encounters of the 3rd kind. I've watch Doctor Who non stop for days, and i'll go on for another two... You spent $465 on an xbox i loooooove The Contortionist Young Kobe MY TWO FAVORITE FRUITS IN ONE PLACE. What?? You're seriously only 11?!?! Dude, you sound like you're twenty six!!! Jesus. I just looked up the summary on Wikipedia. Friend did this to MY parents at a sleepover Replace Spiders with Wasps/Yellow Jackets and you have me. Well, I'd do the same thing. Honestly, that's quite an admirable activity, especially as a family project. It's just... those *wheels.* His son is a daughter? Why the hell are you driving from Sherman Oaks all the way to Downtown to find a good dispensary? N7 Eagle I Anyone else getting concerned they may be attempting to create a defined list of people abusing the system? Maybe I am paranoid Yay a chat. Now i can talk to all of you without fear of any of you hearing my voice You are amazing Oh my, is that really him? ... $75k really doesn't seem that high for the mayor of West Van. Considering the area, I'd think that's probably barely enough to live IN West Van The pic does not lie, THAT was definitally the highlight for wtf pics tonight Pens fan, hot OP (if that is indeed you Yeah, I just clicked on this video randomly without knowing what it was about (nor having heard the song before), and was like 'wait a minute... they were brothers'? Summarize what? You've linked to nowhere. aww! doppelganger Who is this? I take 300mg, no side effects, actually should probably be taking more damn Did he really Who gives a shit about MC look at who posted this Where did you get that I... love your... camera. We should somehow get everyone one way or another to visit r/atheism I wonder if that would make more people abandon there religion well, they want to "automate" things in the field, allow us to receive emails, log in remotely into a web based form page and take photos and stuff that any smart phone these days can do. but since the company i work for want to appear tech savvy and cool, they opted for the ipad my two favorite fruits Whoa! Nicely done! Oh god these forums are full of bad manners and AIDS! The first time it happened I thought, "Oops.." and then it just kept on and on Oh shi- its a preemptive strike! I better hide my documents I didn't have to Can you explain the whole "make it so your xbox freezes up" part ... I am super confused It's like looking at an abstract work of art I get hot and spicy diced every time Why is that legit ? Are you for real? Do you mind if I stare? No, this is new to me. Please, enlighten me. It's BEAUTIFUL. It's really bad for me. I'll get the occasional hint of that reflex that babies have to hold their breath when they get oxygen blown in/blowing past their face.. That sounds and looks eerily like my sister, same name too Thanks, that ambiguity nearly broke my brain I've never realized it, but he doesn't smile with his eyes. It's all mouth. Also, his left eye is either bigger or off-center. Sooo ... I take it we have to kill *all* of them to leave The End? My elementary/middle school crush/girlfriend(if you can call it that at that age) was a normal looking girl back then, and now she weighs close to 250lbs. She moved away so I didn't see her for a while, and then when I saw her on facebook in college I was like Why not just order some onion rings? ...I'm not sure if I want to click that until I get home... Another me out here in the world? That's scary... Let's get some more Emily VanCamp! HOLY FUCK I'd really like to see that movie. Wait, 3 years is quick? That would just be shenanigans. Weren't you, Kaebo and Krunzuku in the Reddit guild back in December or January? Dat gamma! Mother of God.... Are you saying it would be okay to rape someone if you could get vital information out of it? ...Wait...do you know the original commenter? Because you're not the original commenter Like, I thought the guy who played him in downfall was a bit charicaturishly evil, but apparently he was playing it down. lol, that is shitty, but you gotta admit, if you look approachable, people will more likly talk to you I'd rather not ask.. I have... but... I have no idea what you're referencing here Well, I do have a few wands, but the only things I wield are my cooking and baking utensils You have ads in your Gmail app on your phone? Just looked at his posting history and apparently he's a 14 year old (who faps 5-6 times day Thank you for the info! And I didn't know you could flavor e-cigs with it. My cat's a boy and my dog is a girl. They are friends but the female dog humps the shit out of the cat sometimes Not going to lie, i seriously thought that was a horse cock at first Thanks so much for going through all that trouble! I did some sleuthing on my own and the bottle design was last seen in 1999. Why are you full of cum and bees Haha lol just looked at the picture and saw that....turns out it wasnt a zombie...it was the last card in my deck i hadnt used as a zombie A perfect explanation, a little too perfect. I just haven't found any. really want to what? Very, very tasty! I tried it the first time with pudding a few weeks ago, and have had it 5 or 6 times since then. This is my first time with actual *custard* (which is WAY better than pudding). I may get un-lazy next time and make custard myself. The canned stuff is expensive He looks like the baby from Ice Age. Wat? I wish someone would tag me in. I've been waiting by the ring side for six months now and I still don't know what the hell's going on Stalking you? ...Seriously? What the fuck, Internet? EA isn't THAT bad huh.... yeah.... I use a CFL that puts out 6,000 Kelvins. You can check how many on the package, it'll read something like, [insert number] K to let ya know how many kelvins it puts out. I tried asking the home depot folks but they all looked at me like Do i have to pay to download this torrent ? Again, I'm not stalking you, I don't remember who you are, I have no idea where you are, and I have no idea why you'd tell your husband about something that happened so long ago. Have you been thinking about me this entire time? That face Khan? I thought he was an eskimo My personal favorite is Crazy Blue Coat Protesting Lady. I was walking to class one day with my music blasting and she started marching directly at me waving some pamphlet and yelling at me. I think my face looked much like this god shes so fat I am sometimes seing that in work dat pronunciation There's been enough dystopian fiction about neural interfaces that there's no way I'm letting one near my head. You understand you can use google as a spell check right? Does this make anyone else think of the song Empire by Queensryche? ...Go on.... We'll wait How can you tell other people are from reddit in game? 66,308 in 10 days yes. i'll wear it every day... but what if it chafes? So you can just go into a dispensary, without a card, buy some drugs and then drive across state lines with you new drugs? Wow, your family has a support structure for you. That's awesome. It happens to me so infrequently, I'm not so lucky. Idk if you've played the new Mass Effect but there's an enemy type in there called a Banshee. Their screams sound so fucking similar to what I hear but can never see. My roommate just pointed out that the heavy has no hands. I've looked at this cap about a dozen times and never noticed that I had him for Latin last semester, he used the story of Icarus as an example of why we should all buy our own airplanes. Are you blaming me for the ban? Then do what you must Yeah, I was looking at getting that one. BUT SO MANY MACROS $17? Yeah I guess that's a possibility. Maybe I am just insecure. The boar. you and me both buddy this must be some fucking joke.. "we can't win kennen vs ahri lane, np, let's do it again" The story about how the ship was on fire. I enjoy the gif but please stop doing this " Epic headline is epic. 29?! Or what I just trolled. What What.....what is this??? Thank you, thank you, thank you. I had never seen this before and absolutely lost my shit for ~30 seconds when she said, "You're a dog!? Can some one please explain... the lack of responses makes me a sad panda "-"( 7cm He pried a LIVE GRENADE out of the hand of his own SEVERED ARM to throw it at the enemy? What the hell is this? Peeing on a hot girl's seat isn't going to get you laid. If it did, then what has this world come to? looks like lvl 19 "No, not really, but since you posted I guess I..... We need to go deeper cant take a joke ? i guess i would call you a freak Maisie looks like she's about to kill you My friend's mom would floss her teeth with her hair. She'd pluck a strand and just start flossing when bored. -_- okay let me imagine it for a sec....... WHY ARE DUMBBELLS SO FRIGGIN' EXPENSIVE?!?!? I tried it out today, it's really good actually.. Butter Chicken pie is amazing.. If it sounds too exotic (this is Brampton after all question: if you owned a pig would you give up eating pork? I feel like I would have to I'm so pumped to get started, I'll go in a dream and recreate Inception so um....we bringing back the minstrel show now? TIL: "Inouye was also involved in the Iran-Contra investigations of the 1980s, chairing a special committee from 1987 until 1989. During the hearings Inouye made a statement about the existence of a 'secret government' within the United States that had been involved in the Iran-Contra affair." wow these flowcharts are sure getting detailed nowadays You mean that wasn't Hotbid? I wasn't even aware this existed...... I LIVE IN THE DARK AGES. Reminded me of those magic bags were you hide really big stuff in I just read Great Expectations followed by Othello followed by Romeo and Juliet followed by Lord of the Flies. I'm ready for anything. This was on my homepage earlier.... I remember those exact comments.... Oh god.. this looks delicious Trippy. But you can't pile stuff in them, can you! Can you? and instinctively I still clicked on it That's a new word. What gun is that?? yhe kh2002 is amazing No that's not true ... because they would have cost more. No, I know you were agreeing, I wasn't making a snappy remark, it was a serious reply, like "unless you (plural, not personal) are looking for a one night stand you don't mean ... cut his reddit access?!? His video says the NES is too retro. Thats so true! I was freaking out and ran through everyone that it might be! We finns may have been awoken something not from this world Wow this is an awesome subreddit and why would one clap at God to annoy her? Am I the only one completely mind fucked by the cloud shadow under the blackbird? Size and distance are completely distorted in my brain No love for the Epping line i dont' get it, guess i'll call sometime to find it out i don't do this! i think its so gross when my boyfriend does X_______X i hear its different with the shake & fries. He does it with like jack in the box shakes & curly fries Excuse me... While I change my pants... Your case shouldn't have ever even been prosecuted imo. Who's genius idea (waste of money) was that? I'm in Utah, the system is weird out here, but not that weird. They have age gaps they look at, like the guy who date raped my oldest (I know, worst luck in this family!) was 5 years older so they could charge him with a felony (it was reported later, so it wasn't prosecuted as a straight rape, but statutory) if he was closer in age to her he probably would have walked unless it was a different situation (like a stranger rape or she'd gone to hosp right after). My youngest had her horrible experience 11 years ago. She's 19 now. We just recently, as in last week, got the guy (who was a High School classmate, long time friend along w/ his GF, our kids grew up together) arrested for not registering. He's even left the state & came back in the last 8 years, spending 2 years in Oregon & not registering, then coming back here & just going on w/ life like nothing. Nobody was too worried about getting him, even after we repeatedly called LE when we'd encounter him/them. I guess something must have changed because they suddenly wanted him really bad. HE'S where I would prefer my tax money to go. Not situations like yours. I mean, a year and a half difference in age? Seriously? What if you were 9 & 10? Would they prosecute you then? Sadly, there's probably a place that would try. > So I guess I'm going to have to wipe my phone to explore these new features Dat booty 700th richest in the world. Underused? Are we playing diffrent games As a rat mom, I am now well informed and horrified Damn! Maybe that is my punishment for accidentally a period on the end. Downvoted for being plain rude. Sheesh It actually makes my brain hurt to read that stuff Yeah, they were a lot thinner, but I had been crying before I took that photo. Probably not a good idea to take a picture at a funeral. what if the OP is Ginger... Eleven $10,000 backers They sometimes have skins at 390 Oh, the horror... Oh Farore... Why did you bring this upon us? No...porn? Don't worry, when they actually find one, it'll only take Apple SIX MONTHS to release the patch fix. Oh my god, I have no idea I suddenly need a hug... Was about to go all grammar nazi on your ass, but then I realized... Is that a swingarm up front? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS Running from a bug? Waterfalls? Wie der Dealer sich gefühlt haben muss. Holy crap those Standard of Liberty people. You must have been watching a different game I don't get it Hmmm... I'm still looking for the magnets... oyea if you didnt you'll have to talk to the elders really wow I have a crotch rocket, but I just love to ride regardless of the road type. That is a beautiful looking road, almost looks fake... 6' 170lbs 21-24% body fat? anyone creeped out that a college would ask anything at all about your sexual habits? THAT'S what made you not take them seriously?? Yeah, the total fraudulence and pandering and the poster boy jerking off in the streets in the middle of the day in LA were not enough. Why would you give garbage a power level over 9000? What's boring about it? How is it poorly written, and where does the plot break? I'm confused... Doctrine is *a disease*? Shit I didn't even know who that was, but I looked him up after reading this comment and I guess I unconsciously did read it in his voice There is a hand in her is the partisanship of the title necessary? salad dressing type mayo. She told me that she really needs to know so she'll quit trying to find me a husband Damngurl. There seems to be a awful lot of cemeteries in that area Uh, wut? I was watching a random stand up comic one day when he made a comment about being turned on by watching women pick out phallic vegetables at the grocery store. I have been self conscious about picking up a big cucumber or zucchini ever since. you gotta try eggos with nutella...but cook the eggos in the micorwave instead of the toaster Ah, the OC... Makes me glad I live in Oregon Oh... Ok. I will do that then. That sounds difficult. Be honest.. are you looking for a threesome A chinese place in my town does that. And has the exact same plates. I went to look for them just for the guided missile since I can't kill anything with the stupid jet cannon and it's crosshairs that don't actually hit where you aim. Apparently you can't buy the vehicle pack by itself though you have to get the ultimate pack? My Dad called it stoner-golf when I mentioned it... I think he knows! Doesn't get enough attention? Thank you for the nightmare fuel... Did he... Did he snap Gyarados's jaw? couldn't this just be solved by ordering it without onions? It was like that, but more angry :p As soon as I opened the window and he saw it was only the screen he flew up there Somebody find Zelda and the other sages! This video must be sealed away in the Evil Realm! Especially the part with the Great Fairy. I don't get why you'd jump into a self.IAmA post to say so. That's what I do to my cats every morning. For some reason they like it. I'll never understand That is either a tiny husky or an extraordinarily large cat. "I'm getting my shit pushed in here!" that face is entirely too much in love ...erm, why do you say "no beta access", exactly? I said I plan on getting there first thing in the morning on the 10th and making sure my deposit goes to a pre-purchase box. I told the fellow specifically that I wanted a pre-purchase and he said he'd be totally okay putting the money towards that instead when the time came. I wonder which A-teamers we have seen playing sc2 through GM/high master streams on KR. Holy shit You've never had jack+coke? It's a thursday... why not tonight? I already had a coffee with a splash of baileys (Yes tons of carbs in irish cream... but I probably used ~half a shot which means ~5 carbs, whatever.. I've accounted for it). I'm sipping on some Jim Beam devil's cut w/ diet coke now. Also delicious. I've only eaten a few hard boiled eggs so far today so 2 drinks and I'm woooooooweoeoowooooweeeeeeeeeeee. I've downloaded that video before I see this as I finish nearly a half gallon of ice cream. In school, D.A.R.E. told me that's what all drugs do. I ultimately want to get a more political job, I just used police as an example since they're desperately needed here (high crime area, even had a random shooting near my house at 3 AM last weekend Insider trading wasn't already illegal What's a mustard girl? What do you mean "some people" I get deja vu typically at a minimum of 4 times a month. Its all too often now. Still scares the shit out of me the moment it happens though. Its like your heart stops for a second and you have a feeling of .. the fuck so is the nexus Holy crap This one is just so far beyond any of the other ones I've seen. ...no motion tracking? That's like, nearly every girl there. Where else do you put them? I JUGGLE AND SOLVE CUBES TOO if he's on Guardsman Bob and his brother is on Balstyrko then who is playing bazookabob? I just got here, and I am afraid... No, but the raised platform he was on was carpeted First part of your post: In the US? I would certainly hope all those civilian legal rifles and vast stock piles of fertilzer and fuel are put to good use. Nothing says "get the fuck out of my country" like an IED. (On the other hand, we're still in the middle east Oh my god we sound like twins, my story is the exact same as yours, almost every detail. Except I'm 14 and you're 15. Yeah, there isn't even a lux in this submission Is there nothing you wont say for a reaction? That is an old license plate What if I told you that was the decoy? Holy crap want that Zekrom EX I've seen that porn. It exists. It's uh, . . . What's "this statement"? Same here. Damn you, OP I'm from the South and I take beans in my chili Nuru time I just bought three bottles from a UK distributor I can't parse the commenter's sentence. What is he saying? This is the build I was planning on doing, sans graphics card... wtf When I was a little kid I loved animation movies, I still do; so, one time I went to watch an animation movie with my family, don't remember the reason why but my parents, siblings, some cousins, an aunt, an uncle and my grandma attended. When the movie ended we walked out of the room and started discussing the movie and I said "When I'm older I want to make an animated movie for adults!" everybody stopped and stared at me with this face: I'm from Alabama. I started smoking at 12. Where was this when I started!? Not that any amount of money could be better than the coolness of a 12yr old smoking ... Well you musta seen some weird anuses in your time Are they going in, or coming out? What school is this TIL there are flame bursts and tech bursts i was running through it with my friend earlier today, and he pointed it out and i was like look at these seat prices map? I didn't know that. Why did i click that link? i sweat chicken ketchup? You can have however many mastery pages you want That scared the shit out of me. no its ok, i didn't want to watch seinfeld anyway I'd like to see the legislature behind that Make it happen, John. Make. It. Happen. I feel like this would be the easiest way for me because I'm a bit of an introvert. Thanks for the advice! I just hope I don't get in any messy situations with strange men Looks like an evil, saber wielding Zoidberg I opened this pic in a new tab for a better look cuz I couldn't see anything... nonchalantly clicked the zoom aaaand... immediate closeup of that kids face across the screen! Seriously. That looks uncomfortable What if I told you that was just, like, your opinion, man? Lich king I read it and I immediately assumed the dude was trolling me. Then I realize he actually was serious Mother of God... Wallpaper? Try a lil harder next time Which happened to me once. Once. Why would you got PD on Corki? i think its the girls behind her back? not sure My dad used a hammer on one, it took ages to kill it Well that would be me I know most people don't like this but I thought it was hilarious. Then again that might just be the mescaline kicking in Not to mention she fucking murders people to survive... I mean yeah it's great that she survived but saying you want to be like her implies that you could kill people without feeling a horrible amount of remorse How many mines did you step on Historically power consumption has steadily been going up. However it has reached a plateau lately due to more power would mean require more than 2x6pins which is a bit That's hot Can anyone explain to me what the purpose of the boobie kush is? ... WHY?! How a car works. I'm not talking like a full on expert here, but enough to understand when to change the oil etc. I've had to pick up 3 of my friends since I've started college who'd seized their engines. I always notice the oil light is on and ask how long it's been that way: "I don't know, it's been on like 3 days." Two champs coming up They really wanted to win the monopoly game The actual FUCK is that?! I don't think the guy knew he could sell them for more money. He said he found them at a yard sale for a friend and they friend didnt want them. The ad said $5 and I was like okay, still not bad for $5/each, but than he said $5 for the 4 of them. Why was this uploaded to gaming...? *warning shots* ...what do *you* bathe in? Suddently ,heracim seems lame... I didn't know sex dolls came with such "real" hair... Lol, I didn't expect there to be biting in this thread I can do that for you!:D But I'm a small Asian girl I guess this means they'd have to sign my kindle What is the event horizon? has there been a rule change in the past 3 years? Maybe they just don't need "online" You don't look anything like Zach Braff. $358 for going 42km/h is beyond absurd, even more so from my perspective as the speed limit in school zones here is 40km/h. Hell, I got a $330 ticket several years ago for going 130 in a 90 and this poor sap gets a ticket $28 more than that for going so slow he probably wouldn't even break bones if he hit someone Oh my glob This is quite bizarre... With swing set I am...everywhere. ( Unelss she's a female... 2 months Not if she's a female... Why is there no games being played? Poe's Law FTW? i'm saving it for my cake day ... I didn't know TF2 had a problem with them. I can put the HDD into the Optical Bay? Krogens with charge I didn't want to type out 'marijuana' in the title...I guess I will in the future to avoid the bad jokes "lee sin taunt" no probs, also sorry for calling you a guy again Dishwashers have cold-water hookups, and heat their own water... We actually tried it wet and dry, it actually works pretty well as a bubbler, but my god, getting water in that thing is like pouring nugget into a cig, tedious Oh god, those ripped jeans We keep our tools in the same slots. why is there a picture of a dog on the horn? I'm not? woah, I definitely didn't know that I did that as well, after spending a good fucking twenty minutes just stuck there, going around the damn thing, I came back here and the light started spinning like my Roflcopter and I decided I didn't want to deal with this bullshit anymore, so I went on Youtube and looked it up and when I saw what he did, this was my face: my friends do this ALL the time. if suddenly someone i had a crush on would appear and talk to me i have friends who (and i'm pretty sure that they did this out of stupidity and not pure evil) would say right in front of them "why are you getting so red??" Way to go Elfman This is so relevant, it's not even funny. The first time it happened to me was super embarrassing, until I found out it was a positive reaction (from her perspective), but it's still embarrassing because what if she wasn't expecting it and doesn't like it? Umm, Morchok sucks for melee but Rogues are one of the best melees for the fight (especially as Sub) MFW I found out from this thread that you can jump in place to get onto the beam: I'm not sure where I was told this but it has a lot to do with supply and demand, moores law becoming obsolete, and the fact that computing power based on rising need for more of it is directly concurrent with money. if progress halted it'd be worse than the stock market crash in 29 and 08 combined O_o. oil drove our economy upwards in the 20th century and so did computing power in our century. oil runs out, or computing power gets halted, a large factor in the wellbeing of the world economy is destroyed My face upon opening this picture Oh sweet. I actually own this game. Except the CD is at my friends. are u serious??????? Eh assuming the group ever actually gets to doing it. We decided to postpone till after finals so I've still got a month before I even get a virgin character creation day. K-POP relevant username, i guess In this case he would have to be a back seat driver I pronounce bagels "bah-gels" with my fiance, who introduced me to Community. I almost pronounced it that way at work one time You just invited me to have gay sex with you in Russian. Dude, looks like you're eating that nasty looking oatmealy stuff from the Matrix... Same container and everything Who's fucking homo's? Do they know? What? No, I didn't say anything like that. Super Mario Sunshine had a friggin' city to run around in lol @vorkem For a second I thought the title said "Cinnamon rage" 200 people on republic fleet... 1 minute and 58 seconds actually A9/A8 seems to be in disagreement between engines 1 and 2. Jack is only 18$ where you live at? This should be on top of /r/boobies as well How can there be negative migrants per 1000 population ? Your button layout just made me do one of these Where are there underground tunnels at NIU I take cooking and the asian X factor over boobs everytime. Although I have been getting a hint of crazy in my asian girls for some reason. In jeans? Yeah, I'm actually not 100% certain what on Earth is going on over at Halo Nation, but they went full pony on April 1st too. HOLY CRAP IT WORKED. I wasn't prepared for this. This game 3 dignitas v mono .... what am I watching And that would be totally plausible as well. Or that MBW is really banksy I wonder if she'd still be able to get into an airplane with those things...they look lethal How do you know I didn't? Is there some type of contest involved at this party? What? whoa. Uhm yeah go to Faceoff on Ness they have all of those books.. don't tell anybody though Geezus Boos are dead shy guys. Once you see the phone ... Hey! There's no need for that type of language used round this here parts. I don't mind him using me as an excuse, so long as he isn't offensive about it. "Oh ozyy wants me back home, I guess I'll see y'all later." He lets me use him the same way. My expression for the next minute.... Wait...I just realized you're laughing at my pain oooooooo i could make a sexiest joke right now but i fear losing karma Stakes seem more appropriate Then shouldn't you be meghann404? Camel Crickets.. Is corn usually red under the kernals... Apparent inequality in quads... To me, the SAT was like this. I didn't miss any on English, but missed one on math. Caltech told me that put me in the 50th percentile. Minecraft world’s are huge. Sorry... I don't understand the reference? I think I cried when Chaox won that last 5-0 teamfight as Kog vs v8. I don't know who he is. Damn. Would love to give you some satisfaction. There's no way that's real Wow... My **biology** partner in *advanced* biology (which you could only take if you got a B or higher in biology) said to me. "Ok so like I know that well humans have milk obviously and cows have milk but are there any other animals that have milk". "Umm yeah, any mammal can produce milk. That's part of being a mammal, the mammary glands." "What about chickens? Do chickens have milk?" What i have seen cannot be unseen Well that's one way to break the ice No actual sex...Just watching. SPIDERMAN? "Holy shit... Nerlen Noels and Shabazz Muhammad.... I thought Narwhals were make-believe too up until this moment. when did he 2-0 oz this reminds me of a time (when we were in our 20's) when my friend bowled a PERFECT GAME and the manager of the bowling alley told him that our group could have a round of anything we wanted to drink on the house. my friend ordered a pitcher of Pepsi. Just imagine, being hit in the head by a nemesis. Within five seconds your health is almost fully regenerated. Assassinate Lamar Smith I'm sorry, I'm text deaf... How many kcals/day? So... If I eat one... and my buddy eat's another... our stomachs are forever linked? and whats worse: If both pooches have a swim, who is taking that picture!? Downvotes for saying sorry, and that I'll just let the community decide whether they like this kind of post or not? This looks awesome! I've given up with Besipn also took a game off oz In regards to the 955: 1.46v is way too high for 3.8 >>I hate this one bitch: "It stuns their brain groth" after saying "I have no idea whats going on". I'd kill for Blizz Republic side. Woah, is that a turbo kawasaki? Oh. goddamn that is one huge-ass building complex Thank you man, I actually clicked on it before, but thought it was clg vs aaa only Oh my sweet jesus!!! that bed looks so fuckin comfy It was me Agree'd, I liked it. I think people forget what combat in Minecraft is like I literally got a hot white flash over my body seeing that. How can you have an upmarket chicken joint? Why are you still reading this if you hate it so much? Wow, what a bunch of douchebags I have no idea who is supposed to be alive (Shepard? you could be talking to him Well I'm a student, so work doesn't apply. I'm also a girl, so whacking off doesn't apply. Position in que : 20.000 Anyone else notice the timestamps on when he posted this? haha, seems like he's jerking off xD ...oh wait dem cheeks I think I have a crush on her, and I'm 100% man. That's pretty cheap Read.com? What's that? Is it like Reddit? What are bitcoins? I would agree with that, and I concur with your On another thread, someone said that there were 33 drones there Are those you're real eye balls? Would you model for you're eyes? Maybe this was their intention all along: to get people to discuss design. Wow, I have no words. The most fun I had exploring was an abandoned hotel in Toledo at night, and this looks like a treasure trove by comparison. Must find a way to get there A buttplug bike riding can be really uncomfortable even with the proper support, why on earth would anyone do it naked? i knew a girl that blew the inside of her nose out by constant cocaine use. i didnt believe it until she put a flashlight to her nose I'm too high for the deepness of this. How do you know when to pull the cord? Can't you login? Why was he warned for this post? REally? You look like you could be in your 20's. dafuq did I just read? I have one thing to say to you, :) :( :D D: Woody looks like he's got the Heavy's arms I spent one christmas at my cousin and her white trash exes. At some point I went out for a fag and saw some relative of his slap his girlfriend in the face. Hard. She came back out with a beer for him It scares the hell out of me thinking about swimming near the spot where the two join for some reason. I'll synch up with Wow, I did not expect this to get so popular I went Um...um...any chance I can get in on the reading of this?! I have that too,I am blonde Me too Katniss and Rue imagine cracking a booster what that I'm with you, mang. I just kind of sat there like My boyfriend has been using r/seduction ever since I met him...I don't see it as a problem since he said it has helped him out a lot and has helped him conquer anxiety problems while boosting his confidence. I have rarely ever checked out r/seduction though...so maybe I should be worried All I can think of is having to clean up after these dogs when talking them for a walk. You couldn't use a little baggie, you'd have to use a hefty trash bag. me I always go and fix it then you get the That poster does sound 1984ish I had a US History 1 teacher that didn't know what a flamethrower was. got docked points for using that as an answer on a test. I also had a US History 2 teacher that had given us a project on general topics before World War 2. My partner and I got "Popular Music Before Rock and Roll". We did a fairly fleshed out presentation about Jazz. We got a "C" for "ignoring Rock and Roll" and early Rock artists. Its actually there I'm not quite sure what I just watched, but I am deeply intrigued and will definitely be checking this out now How does a physical person fight spirit? um.. I'm with you man. This is me right now: I was more disturbed by the little description below the title Jesus, why would anyone wear that? In an alternate dimension the 4th doctor regenerates into the master I m not even sure he realized what was going on Either that or he's dating Neil Degrasse Tyson's chicken What a childish dick. Wow! I have a birthmark that looks exactly like that heart too... but instead of the hemangioma cherry colour your child is, mine is just a lighter pigmentation to the rest of my tanned skin. The creepy part is that your child's is just the opposite side of mine on the chest but it's basically in the same area Existentialist playwright....did it REALLY happen? WOOAHHHHHHH!!!! ` Really? I find it weird not to already have it in place so they can further balance it if they need to. You would think the beta would be the best place to do that she is not I thought Warlock was human. ( oh I remember these things haha they measuree Oxygen in my blood when I was in the hospital both times for my crohn's and bloodloss. not fun... THAT freaked me out. I think the craziest part about the 680 is the fact that it was supposed to be the 660 You actually did this and the father laughed? Maybe their isn't enough evidence to support global warming, maybe it's just a scare tactic.. "boring science class" So your teacher and this student pulled a prank on you that caused you to miss 2 periods? What the hell are you talking about? They had the first seed all but locked before either player got injured. Ginobili literally broke his arm on the last day of the regular season. holy crap, i have the exact same monitors he will have my babies. one of these days Ma'am not sir, sorry Got that wrong. He's legit There's also a hitler and a Stalin in there How often do 15-year-olds get commissioned? Jet turbines look confused No Guns...? Any hopes of sleeping well tonight...are ruined Just checked to see if it was down. It's not. Works perfectly fine for me still. Not sure what you are on about. Pours lava bucket on floor with empty hand Scandinavian sun tanning! that picture is spell-binding. zooming in and tracking around.... OH MY GOD, THEY BEHEADED ARBOK! im down, but im probably gonna suck What the hell is second from the right on the top row? because everyone's curious about what they're junk looks like upside down lol rly? why would a dude cosplay as akali for We're the same person! im so behind...can someone tell me what episode of south park this is from? Oh good god! I'd drink sake off you for sure. 990 is over priced. He is real. He even has a Youtube channel where he talks about it...and Taco Bell even commented on his videos Who cares about your glasses when you have a face like *that*? I can imagine! Rainbow egg would be hard The Devils surprised me this year with such a strong season Because he has trust issues.... And is in korea. I've come to the conclusion that I need to quit the Internet.... Because In my Internet stumblings.... I've seen this before. What did you tell her, if I may ask? Wait Dig and TSM played I'm pretty sure you can't use cheat on a loaded die..... and especially can't have a tapped loaded die out omg did that move in and out of focus for anyone else? Btw, why didn't Kog Maw get GA himself? This is where you stop man ! I think my favorite part of "die cis scum" is that it doesn't actually attack the constructs of gender and sexuality, but rather reinforces the notion that there is a difference between being cis and being trans; obviously there are differences by definition, but I think highlighting these differences is only going to create distance. (and how many times have we seen threads play out where people argue that a "trans woman" is not a "real woman;" how does *die cis scum* help non-allies see past these differences? I'm listening to him right now when I saw this I was like Those aren't legit numbers we use those ones on babies too, normally use the plastic grip on older children unless we struggle to get a reading, which happens frequently @_@ &_& $_$ #_# %_% ()_() 0_0 <>_<> ?_? !_! {}_{} []_[] \/_\/ q_p a_a b_d c_c d_b e_e 1 person has already pledged over $5000 holy crap mine is chandelure Your sister really dodged a bullet there. Is...it just me, or are my bras just that good? I have been wearing them for 3+ years and until now, only two of the 14 snapped Love can movie mountains , cakes can break your back 40-1 Poke flute? I tried doing it and it gave me problems with castling. I stumbled into the biology storage room once, found a pickled two headed pig Wait. Wasn't that Mass Effect Deception ? lol i just took another look at it. I think what makes it creepy the most is the nose, or the "lack of a nose" Thank you for that. Loving Stannis is like loving curdled milk When the heck do you play? Well, that was... one sided. Soloing baron at 19 mins in Wait what which episode is this?.. -_- ... Milner looks like my Butcher.. *weird.. So jelly My experience has been similar... My family never went to church going up (I even remember asking my mom "what we were" because I saw other people going to church and didn't understand), but my parents still have beliefs - my dad thinks everyone should read the bible (which I'm not opposed to myself), and one night he made some kind of reference to dinosaurs and humans living together at the same time I remember using this toothpaste when I was visiting family in Taiwan. I was rather confused when I saw its label. It's a pretty mainstream brand in some areas. hahhahaa that sounds like a problem most people would kill for :) i don't think i could eat that many calories every day honestly, but it seems like you've gotta find room for around 500 more Yays :3 Kai... Why's this guy getting downvoted so hardcore? I feel really slow, 'cause I don't get it Who will you cheer for? Group A seems pretty rubbish but group B is mad "So how did little billy die?" "He was found with part of Jesus's body in is mouth" College freshman here. It's even harder without a house. All I have is a dorm full of a potheads that get 10 cops called into our lobby every other day because some dumbfuck stunk up his hallway and the RA called 911. Walking into my lobby smelling a storm after hotboxing and seeing like 7 cops just standing around is not fucking fair. It's smoking weed on hard mode. Can't wait to move out and have my basement porch again Fuck, that was some scary shit ! Both are Yuva netas btw. (one youth leader @ 44 Condemned 2 was scary. But them Bear! ... WELL, WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT. I saw this on Ellen It's cool. I didn't want to seem like a dick, but I had this conversation at work the other. Bambi, Flower (the skunk) and Thumper (the rabbit) are all boys! Her face is hilarious 2nd on Meridian Botanicals, great quality, great service, hundreds of other herbs to google San Marino and Malta have multiple cities? Thank you. My mother isn't very supportive... She doesn't believe there's anything wrong with me... ... If you can't recognize the finesse that CLG played that with to force them to focus saint... I have no words I get 5lb tubs for $50 All Hail Hypnoboob This is the correct answer! The search term suggestions are based off user input. I can't believe people don't understand this Holy crap those games It's really a pain to find decent free music for youtube So his brother is Voyboy? It all makes sense now * " This explains everything haha wow So why don't they eat meat? Are they smart enough to choose to be vegetarians...? like magic? Dead set on living isn't out yet? UUUUu AAARGGrRgGgHhHhHhHHHH I thought I was the only one who did that. Thanks! The chest took about a day to do all the wood cutting and nailing, then another day to do all the metalwork, then half a day for the sound and velvet. The wallet took about a half day, including many many hours of rupee folding She is really cute. She still looks 10 though. skyrim fetish I live in Switzerland and we had heavy snowfall today as well. Just a couple of days ago it was super warm and sunny. how the hell did that happen scarlett is a dude i see it What did I just watch?? And why did I just watch it? Love this but whats the spoiler i thought the new champ was a horse Phreak has crush on Lani? xD Dat ass, dude alive's tvt.. nestea's zvz.. ...why have i not searched for that before I missed the stream today, pro vs riot? pro vs fans? Just don't try to make them fly! It will end tragically! Octopus? No kidding My high school algebra teacher once said "I know most of you will fail this class...and I don't care." I went so badly on a math test once that my teacher told me that when she read it, she felt like vomiting and jumping off a cliff and that she thought I was either on drugs or drunk when I did the test. Or maybe Brian is just Kyle giving up I get scared just closing my eyes when I shower. Because I can't hear anything while in it, I get paranoid someone (read: something) will sneak up on me. Showering with the lights off... Why would ANYONE kick her out? Haha, I was about to do it with $1 bills, but after some math I realized that would not have fit in the wallet, and would have been 10 hours of folding instead of 2 Maybe we go to the same school Thats.....quite scary, actually. Jesus, wtf is wrong with her? Your face is so damn cute and your body is SO damn sexy Tomorrow is the greatest day ever. All the easter candy goes on sale. Nope! ...do people actually wear bras when they sleep? lol maybe you've got alot of muscle to feed? it sounds like you almost need the same amount of food as a guy your height, the only explaination i can think of is more muscle mass??? or maybe a thyroid problem He must've changed the numbers I don't really understand how you can fail a loyalty mission NOT on purpose and not reload a save immidiately. DEATH TO YOU I've always wanted to try this.. Almost every single game from Nestea is to watch. Seriously? I had no idea Read that as "Are you fondling your nose back there?" I wonder what would happen if we tried a no-mod month on SRS. Scary ass monkey sweet baby jesus. Oh man. I think I just ripped my shorts. SNAKES? Where do you live? To be honest, I have no idea. A research position can pay very well (not sure whether it's worth the M.S or Ph.D if you can get a B.S. job out of college - this is based on the time grad school requires, the math of investing your savings, etc.) but I don't think it's for me. I am better at chemical theory than practice and I don't want to effectively be a mixology robot. I have a mixture of respect and Um.....is that a roll of quarters? The thing that I love is that this is so obvious my boyfriend pointed it out when we were watching this episode. "If he's that smart, wouldn't that mean John *was* implying something?" Then I see this meme - Why does this not have that many up votes ? What is this rolling? <3 sweet baby jesuzzzz Your a god Wait wait wait...I remember the scene with Shione and Katerina, but...who's the little girl and where did she come from? Is this a sequel? This shit is magical They need to make them 6 months in advance though. We got the Halloween commercial in January* and the Christmas commercial in April. Honestly judging by her username and the tattoo it might be a EJ Honda hatchback. And btw you have nice nipples I can't be sure because I can't see his face, but this kid looks a lot like one who goes to my school Watching Human Centipede 2 while reading this... driving, pulled over... but... how should I vote on THIS thread? Any sort of penetration will serve. I was in eighth grade so my understanding was... her vagina exploded. looks like a yawn to me Exploded from what? are there giants in morrowind? OMGWTF. I read that further on in the comments. In that case, ignore me I know someone who wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter because of "witchcraft", yet she was allowed to read Twilight. Those are the cutest paws I've ever seen Ohshitohshitohshit I couldn't handle that. And those things are super fast too. Such a friendly lady Two pieces of a kit kat bar will last you a few days? ...yeah.... anonymous by first name only on one news story and second name only on the other TIL Turtles love strawberries I'd be more worried that they did this with home-made prison crap. Broken things. Broken things everywhere. Those..almost don't even look real. malaysia but...but... 7.. **SEVEN CARDS!!!!** How do you bend Oreos without them breaking?! I'm more confused now I have a girlfriend, she plays LoL and other games and is awesome. But for some reason I am drawn to Nikasaur. Must be the teemo hat. no...no thats okay TIL I learned a lot of atheists believe in absolute morality The X5 holed up in the shopping centre around 500 metres from my house. Been hearing the choppers buzzing around ever since... I just spent SOOOOO much time on that site. Who...who is this?? But... Why? great game btw. I didn't know it was that big Fucking hell. Teach me your ways Oh geez ..They recently banned Ponder in Modern. Why on *earth* would they print Brainstorm? Because I would like to be standing next to her WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ITS ARM! also cannot tell if male or female One of my favorite Survive It drops and I have no internet at the house for who knows how long. GAH That shit is so fake n gay. The arrow would've veered off course while it was in the other arrow and the act that I fit exactly inside the other one when they're the same ... Pokemon came out around 13 years ago..... right now, there are 5 generations of the Game... The series sells millions of copies, every year, worldwide and is treated as one of the best RPGs in existance... and you don't know it?! farming godlands will net you a nice basis of t8 gear/t4 equips. that's good enough for godlands, and also sprite world & udl. just don't get discouraged by random drops - i went 2-3 weeks without a single gbow, and in the last 3 days found 6 Dat HUGE Worm Monster! I think that she actually does bear resembelance to the character too. Bites off people's toes while they are sleeping?! I don't understand the comic, I understand the message, just not the original joke You and me both. It was so filling too. I couldn't even finish the bottle. Which is probably a good thing, since when I logged the bottle I realized it was 290 calories You're correct on this assumption. The only reason I haven't is because she's told me how selective she is/how she likes being friends before jumping into a relationship. This one is more than just a hook-up for me. Woh you actually answered bronze league cheese too strong Yes. I was going to say something about that. The last two days there was the stereotypical rapper children and the Jersey Shore dressed up children and people freaked out saying it needed to stop, and I agreed, but I have no problem with this picture. Maybe people inside those other stereotypes are disgusted by the picture and not those other two? HO-LY CRAP... I hope my wife doesn't see this Is the lighting of those pictures suppose to symbolize something? Or it just got spontaneously darker and darker from image to image? Ouch... Last week my boyfriend brought me flowers because my grandma was diagnosed with cancer. When I smelled them, I said, "They smell pretty, not like funeral flowers." (I mentioned before that I don't like the smell of some flowers because they remind me of my mother's funeral.) He slipped and said "Yeah, you'll be smelling plenty of those soon." maybe the baby is her ex-boyfriends... My god that video made me cringe a little. I've actually heard people make an argument that gun safes should be connected to a phone line so it has to call a service in order for you to be able to open it how weird is it that I just watched that whole thing.... >Yesterday it was her own poop. Didn't even know that existed. Tales of the past 3 without a doubt. It is a 90 minute movie That's what I was wondering I approve Good lord it looks longer than the TFIII 6950 and that thing already barely fits in my case You're saying that CoP doesn't look better than SoC Wow Hmmm... 3.5, or 4.0? wtf is that Are we eskimo brothers? lol? really? School Days for me; short, but still kept me on edge. I'll just put Stop eating my food now I skipped down to the bottom so I could see if the animal lived or not. Wait, what does happen when you go F2M? Does your clitoris and muscles grow? Didn't you ever see the "North Shore"? That surfer kid was from AZ... surfed at a wave pool. You really expect anyone being able to correctly pronounce æðislegt? Why assume SLI? Am I the only one who didn't know what Instagram was ? I was thinking the same thing... guy in my town has "pdobear" as his license plate that can happen.. when you learn Japanese and second year class is 4month away no.... have you? Waaaaaaaaaaat I use Smart Keyboard Pro and insert my own emoticons in the list. I've inserted a few eastern style emoticons like (^_^), (>'_')>O, and ( That's actually a really cool idea, i'm surprised i've not seen it before What? .... is your username accurate? I had not heard that theory! Crazy! Who downvoted you? Wow, I thought our store had a huge crowd when we would get 30ish people for standard for 12ish people for draft. That sounds like a ton of people for a "small" town. About 8 packs sounds about right as well. That's hot. That's definately what my boyfriend does! I tried to go on the internet the other day on his phone, and fap material came up.. Was I the only one trying to scroll down to see the rest of his games? Yes..just just exit out of it before your girlfriend picks up your phone! I told him next time he went on, he might see me on there Weird, I have nystagmus too, but I haven't had the slightest problem with it, the 3D works just as intended. they make a sound when they are about to use the knife??? I read summoner's rift and immediately thought of a heavy metal riff. dafuq Afterwards: I think a lot of body parts would seem really gross if we hid them away and made a big taboo thing out of them. I mean, noses? Kind of gross, in isolation. And eyeballs? MOAR What do you consider "slowly"? I've seen this fail train picking up speed for years now I thought they were feeding Mildred Yeah really would like a better wattage so the 600W looks better. I did some PSU calcs and one came out at 372W whereas the other came out at 425W Why does this app look so similar to Reddionic? My siblings obsess over my pet dog. Not love and hug; they're fucking obsessed! My oldest sister has a stuffed pillow representing my dog, and she'll be 17 in a few months. I could tickle your feet and body for days Sorry to derail here, but how is the full length of Idiocracy allowed on Youtube? ak-47 hoe, and mine got a knife on it! White guy who dated a mixed girl; heard a lot of 'warnings' from both her and my parents about how people might and probably would be rude/discriminatory in public places at some point or another. She was way too hot for me, and I'd get some I'll be honest: At heart, I'm actually a really socially awkward person that's kind of bad at judging what everyone wants. Oooh bah-by. My friend's grandpa hates the Chinese, immigrants, and minorities in general... His oldest daughter married a Chinese man, and his youngest daughter married an undocumented immigrant from Central America. Almost makes me believe in fate. almost posted one exactly like this Dude, that's lucky as hell But not cats. We're too cool for that type of shenaniga....RED DOT! Oh what the hell, signs can’t be pushed with pistons in 1.2 That's my actual name I think I have that same grinder he probably just walked by behind you I was actually really surprise Batman means Batman in german me gusta 230" screen? yellow lighter Only if it gets bigger. I have one too. Wow Amen. And I'm Catholic... so... yeah. Hang on, is her second name pronounced "crikey?" Upvote even though you're treading lightly on a racist Obama joke. They should check megaup... i would suggest a few bot games and then get into pvp. i thought it would be terrible and i would die all day but i saw i was worse in ot games than PVP Weird, never heard of this bug/glitch/exploit Re-deads are real! > Also, where does the bird poop?! On him? I have the same earrings your mom has. Well... if I am ever asked this question I am not going to try to help the guy I have one normal thumb and one "clubbed"! Like you said above, people don't really notice until I mention it. I always look at people's thumbs. "nightmare fuel? Gonna be a spider gonna be a spider gonna be a spid- So by your "logic" 2 bad games negates the 8 other games that Reginald was able to totally control Of course you do, you created it. Cringe Oh wow And here I thought my nightmares ended badly It took me a while to like Rose, but eventually I did. Her face kind of reminds me of a pug though. copyed that picture, turned up the brightness. ( Never thought I'd say this, but this only makes my worry for the future grow We are far and in between but when you do find stoner chick frients keep 'um close we are fun to have around... Jesus I'm high Nowadays, pegging has an entirely different meaning. You just gave me a very good reason to *never* say "thank you" when someone holds a door for me again. Stores take snes trade ins? In 2012? He's a girl My family doesn't know that I dropped. I apologize. I have no advice. But I read your title in The Clash's song way. Threw me waaaayy off guard Your complaining about women dressing like strippers? Your complaining about women dressing like strippers? I didn't know you could be logged into battle.net on the same account on three different computers Oh god. I remember your earlier posts about this situation. It just keeps getting more and more amazing... whether it's true or not , I'm mad he said killed We try, we try I say Willie but i saw it with a scottish accent for some reason... I think its from Groundskeeper Willie from Simpsons I, I really shouldn't have looked up what that was on Google Images. Haha! I wonder about this. I haven't officially resigned yet, but I've posted a series of *anti-Mormon* links and tirades on FB. Sometimes I think.. Not really, and how could I anyways? That's the weirdest subreddit... what if your parents are dead? You aren't kidding. Is the show "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" based on your life If it's comprehensible to everyone, why would I and elbruce here question your statement? Hey guys, thanks for the response. Actually the scenario you mentioned was EXACTLY the one where I stacked 2 bt. The enemy team just didn't stack armor fro some reason so there was no need for LW. Noramlly I completely agree with your guys' builds and inlcude a LW, but since there was no armor this time I just bought another bt. The thing with stacking 2 bt was that it increased my survivability wayyyy much I do that to my mom all of the time. Walk in like normal, not thinking about it. "You look high." start opening my eyes as wide as I can O_O "Does this look better?" "Not really." then squint them super stoner-ery -_- "This better? No?" How the fuck did you get the three cats to stand still for a picture? I cant even get a picture of one cat when shes not sleeping I, uhhhh.....well....ummm... What?? I have a jar filled with about ~150$ towards my Rarity from WDC :) But for some reason lately I've been wanting a Pinkie (as tribute to my daughter, she won't touch it DAT TONGUE It seems... weird... that the team's *own* anti-virus programs didn't alert them while testing it out and uploading it online? I don't think I've ever done it... Never. end. the. fight. I have tons of RT/2nd ed orks. Plastic and metal. God they're horrible, specially the plastic boyz and grots Here! I just didn't know we abbreviated that now. I thought maybe Ryan Goslings middle name was Paul CC to STRONK! how the...you have like two trees and a A/C vent for reference. I like watching failed auditions to Xfactor, Britain's got talent and other random tv shows. I don't care about most of the good auditions. I don't watch any other part of the show after the auditions and I totally judge people for getting overexcited about them. But failed auditions. Oh yes. Show me talentless people getting boo'ed off the stage. I feel bad about myself because of it sometimes Crossfire isn't in the map pool Do you realize you replied to your own post? How have so many people in the *gun* subreddit not heard of the BAR... Jesus, I haven't found myself needing to use anything larger than a 2x10---and I've played quite a few large shows. Not to detract from your amazing family, but are 8x10's really necessary for a guitarist? That seems like a lot to lug around ( Just a bit hot. And yes, what an ass. Are you asking planes to be see-through? how often does this even happen?? Quello che mi stupisce è che non l'ho visto a studio aperto! I recognized the reference as soon as I saw what the episode was called, but I couldn't remember the actual outcome of the novel until I read this post... Kinda bizarre that I'd forget the culprit(s) of a murder mystery I'm not sure which one is the mother in that picture I seriously feel like I'm toking one with him right now just from looking at this picture Are you my aunt/uncle? And just where was this me. i has no daughter This is totally unrelated to your post but... when I'm at a [6] I can't really move my arms normally, not to mention type (or put words in order so that they make sense). I'm fairly new to toking but still... how are you typing?? But child birth is so beautiful. especially on mushrooms TIL Bender and Marcus Phoenix are the same person I'm a girl. Can't you just ... grab it by the neck? Taking a chance of what? How do you accidentally rape someone? .... Well, according to the context of the comment thread. But if I started out a girl... who's penis did Batman cut off? Dead links and 5 year old content...good job how is being a homosexual an advantage? No, I just forge before nexus if I don't scout them in the first try. But then I'd have to live in Texas instead of California tks, great link! i'm a bit overwhelmed tbh shit my back hurts...just by looking at it... agreed =P I'd much rather NOT hear "Errrrrr. ** Where's the shell it came out of? That meth description is scary u mean Adam's father was actually joe dirt Which makes that dick move so much more awesome, IMO...and I'm normally paragon craazy ^ lolz you posted them the wrong way or have we been posting them the wrong way this whole time I imagine (s)he either 1) avoids [/r/spacedicks](/r/spacedicks), or 2) simply posts " Oh my god that was you!!! Completely ruined Dexter for me... She's not too little to understand what being adopted means? Your class works when they have a substitute teacher...? "But discussions of the damaging effects of free trade are taboo for some reason." Nope. When I was doing my graduate work, all econ teachers and students agreed free trade is more complicated than the infamous pedagogical one-liner "a rising tide lifts all boats," especially when you have some people over board. Of course, maybe they were just closeted "economic shills". The only other team playing better right now has 25 wins in a row Well, I work about 50+ hours a week, usually 9:30-7:30 every day give or take (IPL4 was 4 straight 16 hours days though I'm supposed to be making $80 an hour?! Ald'Ruhn for sure. Fuck yeah giant crab shell houses. I alternated with the healing rings. Something just murdered Fargoth in the beginning for no reason with some characters. MY NUTS! maybe he was talking about december 21, 2012 ME3's music is "nice"? It had the best music in the series! That ruins the whole chart for me.... unless it's a commentary on how ME3's ending ruined the whole game for me! Dollhouse on Showtime... I found my parents toy drawer when I was like 11. I prefer not to think about what the turkey baster and spatula were for. Weird...she gave me *her* juicebox also... Ha, during IPL4, I was up at 8:00 ensuring our sponsors were happy with the promotions we were giving them, then casted from 10-1, then lunch and two interviews, then cast from 4-8, then dinner and a meeting with a sponsor, then GSTL rehearsal until 1:00 am. Hey now arcane mages have to press 2 buttons Is that up to code? I went in once to get measured and the lady told me I was a 36D and I was all Zero-energy Hoooow?? The endeavor seems soo.... But I never put my face on here. Where is that from? Ha, I plan to start soon. Crossfit has been training for the tough mudder and I don't want to overtrain. It is a killer workout though, I tried it several years ago but my body wasn't ready...... Fine then, I shall do just that it's like watching the intro of Weeds or something My nephew was very excited to show me that he could draw one of these and said he wanted to get it tattooed on his arm... He is 10 years old. Found this at Savers today for $1.99. It's factory sealed. I doubt it's a major find or anything, but I was pleased to finally find *something* desirable. Before this the "best" thing I had found was a broken SNES controller with lipstick stains on it So are you just trying to hook up to get back at him..? There is not even a link to a picture.... That's the kind of thing that gives me nightmares ok so did some reading and apparently a 60-100' piece of 7mm is good to go You couldn't use spaces in your username back in classic, right? The nipples... that is why Nokia is better than the current OEM's .. they seem to care about their users ( at least for now ) and $100 is always better than the $5 bumper case coz I was holding the phone wrong HNNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHH THOSE NIGHT SHOTS SHOULD BE REAL I initially read "Comely bits of Americans". I....uh...am I the only person who doesn't think this is really THAT clever? Amazing! I love how you added the red scarf and o_O buttons for its face. I'd also be curious if you had a pattern or if you made it up as you went along. I would also like to make a WAT! we're not even protected under the Canadian human rights act, but we can serve in the military? Thanks! Unfortunately I don't have a pattern, I just free handed it, and honestly, it wasn't too hard. Good luck with your Well, that might make the bar scenes really interesting... This guy just didn't leave the game after his defeat .. thats it "The Older people on reddit" I have none Heat promotes rust? what the fuck happened? Massive twist ending WTF did I just watch?! Why did he not have me gusta face why is he so black I don't think so. It seems "charged" I've completed no less than 4 complete playthroughs of FFVII in my life and I never knew that scene exists. Well, since you put it so graphically... I always thought the Foster the Children - Pumped up Kicks was an awesome soundtrack for summer, then I realised it was about killing hipsters... gotye in a meme? I have never tried this I've completed no less than 24 playthrough of FFVII in my life and I never knew that scene could be skipped HOLY SHIT! NO RING UGH! So the dr acts similar to a dentist pulling out wisdom teeth? "Yeah I numbed your mouth... you're only going to feel some slight pressure..." Saws away at skin, tooth and then a horrible *CRUNCH*. Blood falling everywhere, see that wasn't too bad. "Both Love in Minnesota and **James in Miami do more with less.**" I'm a good home! I got this picture from her Facebook Page. Man has alot of balls I think the worst part of that is the answer at the top of the rest that says the menstrual flow is a placenta. man... silence of the cannabis... Wasn't aware of that Hmm don't know why.. I just got turned on by this. Until i had to re-read the 'mom' bit and i still feel turned on. I've been here not even 5 minutes and it is the greatest thing Doctor of Medieval Literature? Just what can you do with that degree, exactly? Wut? How on earth can you tell that from boobs?? That is *exactly* what I just asked myself. Verbatim. scumbag cops: So obsessed with the War on Drugs that they're concerned about a harmless substance during the midst of a bomb threat.... How do you know my real name Oh god I cant go back I couldn't find a true source for this pic, it's all over wallpaper sites. (It's called been named New York, Tokyo AND Hong Kong the dude is a 7th degree black belt That's too trippy.. Never had a gif give my brain sound that isn't there TIL the gods have moved to Houston A group of male guests of our neighbor spoke loudly on the street something to the effect: "I told you to shoot in the feet not stomach." My friends and I were probably 14 or 15 and stood nearby but we just tried to pretend we didn't hear anything. does to me What are you pointing at exactly? Looks like you etched some letters on the bottle I recognise you from your post to [/r/beards](/r/beards) I'm in Europe too and I downloaded the DLC last night. Banglorean here. Our whole building evacuated briefly and waited outside, except my dad who reacted with speedy precision to deposit himself in front of the TV and watch the news Ultimo isn't bad at all Dude you have a beard like that at just on 18? I'm nearly 23 and mine doesn't get that full What is the "it" that's getting worse? More lulzy than last time? He had the contract with him? Barrichello's too? Wow...I wake up and frikkin las0m replied to my thread looking into it Is the goal here to make you look as unprofessional and/or dorky as humanly possible? No one likes me around here. I haven't even seen this Same here, think I was too jet-legged to appreciate it though after London-Beijing-Shanghai you didnt make that video available for my country. Where am I living, Iran or shit? Clicked on link expecting a cute little owl.... You never came off of your trip. Dat headstock. I think he should stick to his day job Thefuq Gah!! I was supposed to submit this to ImaginaryLandscapes. Apologies That's what i took away from this too Is this forreals? Am I the only one who finds it weird when people identify their family as "ladyboners"..? Don't get me wrong, he's gorgeous and you get all my upvotes, but I shudder a bit when I read that What the hell does 'are pure teh sex' mean? Or, you could just, idk, hold the hose and squeeze the nozzle with one hand? If he looks like that, i wonder what his girlfriend looks like I've always thought 12 was odd Frankys shoulders are this guys Balls your name has never been more applicable to how I feel in real life ugh either way will totally fuck up my sex life hu? Thanks, I was looking for fresh material for my nightmares Oh good! A response! I broke my clavicle! What you're seeing is a scar and a metal plate! OMG! I remember that one of us was red the other was green and I was a dark blue Spank me ohhhhh spank me. Back in college, we used this as an April fool's joke on our dorm neighbors. We bought it from a pet supply store of all places!! We made brownies and mixed it in the batter. whomever ate it turned their pee green Isn't Obama a moderate? Maybe the skinny-guy just likes a little anal while reading his paper in the shower? Hmmmm thanks, for now they're 1/4" off the desk. But I can see that happening with all the drinks I put on my desk The problem with guessing someones age is the guesser is usually wrong, I probably have more gray in my beard then I should given my actual age. which is not late 40's If we were rewarding the poor, they wouldn't be poor now would they? When I first opened the tab I thought it was a real-life canine version of REALLY early beta Evelynn....or TF. Eve would get fed so fast Another pro-tip. Don't write " I'd probably play the format everyone else plays for tourneys and such. Is it called block format? Sorry but that sounded nothing like the old soundtrack You're complaining about downvotes when you have 2 downvotes? Was cheering for Arsenal since they gave us such a present this weekend, but it looks like they don't need any extra fans Holy tits, 6590 Upvotes I would kiss you for that even though I'm straight Explode? Ten points to Gryffindore! and voting for romney 31 goals this matchday Secret recipe, if you know. It's funny, when I talk about other religions with say my parents, they be like "Yeah, that's ridiculous", yet fail to see the same application of insanity with their own beliefs Holy shit congratulations, I can't imagine the determination it took to lose that kind of weight. That's a friggin middle-weight wrestler you just whipped out of your system Ever thought of tricking your boyfriends? call em up one day "the doctors lied! I'm pregnant now!" " They are strong! Um, you are very attractive Oh how I love telling my lezbot best friends "Shut up, Faggot!" but we call each other it all the time. I love it. But when other, non-gaybots say it we all give them the How can someone be so visually.. perfect.. They are both 18! Lucy, esplain! Edit: I'm not sure, but I think it's because there isn't a line running into it... Dear science! Thank you good sir, I swear I can remember putting that "M" where it belong Which creeps me out wth was that? Well of course a lot of countries, but I didn't expect Ireland to be one of those I think it's NTFS. All Hail! You are a golden god of painting! That is the longest post game chat I have ever seen I live in hamme so this is awkward we'll calling ourselves... "strapping young la- shit thats already taken I need to go buy a sticker now Fuck me that's hot Pretty, easy to keep, and breed like maniacs Pretty, easy to keep, and breed like maniacs You know we WERE going to have a federal funded rail line from Cinci to Cleveland here in Ohio, but then our new Governor decided it was a good decision to cancel the project and give the Federal government its money back. i think ur daddy might b crazy I think a lot of misplaced posts are due to stupid, undescriptive titles. Especially ones that just use the look of disapproval or Cannot unsee Ahri flair. Wow It looks surprisingly healthy for a 14 year old, let alone it being found in a dumpster I thought it looked like a level from Vampire Bloodlines I'm sure that's the exact thing people say to her in the streets. Mmm, empowering! He didn't reply like she's a piece of shit though. That was a really non-hostile way to acknowledge her mistake the internet? Wow, 1 million people have seen this comic follow her home...now that is creepy. It even makes the ant's behind look like a big red berry. LOVE this idea, read it WAAAAY too late. I picked up Revelations for the same price at Best Buy last weekend Wait.. So how do you get back up, once you jump down a pit? Or where do you end up? Hans Olo? In the first couple of years before the FIA rev limits, the V8s were hitting 20,000 RPM. I have that backpack.... Dem eyes! I can't see what's going on at all "Fuck you" teemo... lol. just thinking back on that, so funny. But free teemo week rolled round and my face was Sweet, it worked! Thanks! 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All the little things like temperature readings, cleaned out the tin in the bread proofer, throwing out the bread and cookies never got done. And the bigger things like switching out the old bins (that held meat or veggies) didn't happen either. (So the roast beef bin would be the same one from 2 weeks back, but it's new package so it's OK.) I also live in Va Beach. Where is the Tim Hortons? I found out it takes two of them Too? Is? Maybe he is. Now it looks deserted, and there are cable cars... empty cable cars... What exactly is happening with the GW2 guild? Last I heard a bunch of random people had set up a subreddit and everything Whoa, over two months in a freakin' Cessna... freakin hated it when shane did it, srsly. He looked so weird with hair Wow, thanks netnoob! Imagine if someone saw my username on reddit! I have 2GB RAM and intel GMA with a fucking core2duo T5XXX something and Ubuntu perform flawlessly Depends how you pronounce Ahri What then happens after? When you make love to a woman do you first need to enter him? Apparently I am U/G Used? Wow I'm now not sure which one I like better Were you dating Hedonismbot, by chance? That's ridiculous. I can't imagine what your ex will look like 5 years from now What the fucking fuck am I looking at?! Just realized that you are typing this one handedly... There was one guy who would openly sleep in class, right in front of the teacher (in addition to other crap). This was my first week in a US school (and first month in the States, period) and I was like How long till you get up if you are in Reddit? It's 1 weekend Wow. You weren't terrible a year ago, but nothing I would've looked twice at...now I can't look away How do you fail making an omelet? He about hit 190 you see a reference to the lord of the rings... on reddit... and expect there to be no nerd speak? They kiss their dogs in the mouth! IN THE MOUTH! Ok not all of them but I've never seen a black person do this. At home during the summer with my oblivious mother at 3 or 4, tired of my parents calling me a girl and not a boy or just even bringing my gender up like I was that stupid and needed to know, walked outside in the front yard in nothing but my underwear (they let me run around the house like this) with a bag of candy and was headed to this dirt path and an abandoned orchard my parents showed me earlier on a walk. Suddenly the neighborhood boys started biking past and stopped and stared at me, and I at them. My mom came to the front door and yelled my name, and for some reason I pretty much pissed myself while staring at the boys, who had no idea what was going on but it didn't look good, and they sped off to tell their moms. I can still remember their ( What the actual fuck was the story about? i hate people asking me to pause when it's usually an online game ravish me Who are these people with silence in their minds unless it's being engaged by something!? That would...flip me out. So first MVP drops off due to his wrist from being the best player in the world.. then MMA is the next candidate... then DRG was the best player in the world... now it's MKP? The volatility of this game If you do manage to mass produce and sell these, can you provide a link to a site or something? I really want one YES. I WILL DO THAT at a buddies house, went to take a piss. there was a shower curtain with two baby angel things looking at each other like this; O_o o_O, but when i went to wash my hands, i glanced at the reflection in the mirror, and their eyes were like this; O_o Welcome to my world. I have both multiprocessing AND multithreading going on I didn't get that feeling that Kaidan was accusing me of cheating The weird thing is the author somehow managed to take a very adult-oriented concept and make it appeal to kids. Got any female gamers? holy shit Love Asura's Wrath, but what does it have to do with RPGs? Speaking of doors, I always have a dream where if im running away from something the door behind me will not close all the way... Like the door is smaller than the actual door frame. How would a bot do that How does one acquire a falcon? THIS!!! Stopping masturbating and working out during the week are the 2 most important things you will do. I have to release the pressure valve at least once a week though or my standards will go down to almost nothing My ex wife was a porno nazi. She said it was the same as cheating Can you explain to me what exactly what you're suggesting does? I've heard about it before but I figured it was a joke because putting a still crosshair on your screen doesn't seem like it would do anything (unless the crosshair in FPS games are always in the center of the screen and I just never noticed So if you're selling drugs you don't have the right to bear arms? More like 8 months... they in the future there is absolutely nothing you can think of that would put me off of all you have going on Knock knock knock..............Knock knock knock... *door slot opens* Some how I get by with my tiny iphone screen and giant finger Terrifyingly beautiful! Women get checked for virginity before they get married. My friend was also surprised when I told him how ridiculous those checks are and explained to him the reasons why a hymen might not be there or why it might still be there even after sex. His eyes were like this: Lol, ok I thought this was a text post Yeah. Somehow it's always the crazies that we find I had like 17 days playing time in Black Ops Enchantress I see dead people Those shaders What if man is trying to be like dolphins while dolphins are secretly trying to be like man Yea. I think I finally understand why my Irish father hates the English. Oh my... arcanine can use close combat.....does it fight with its paws? The whole day I was jumping off the walls like a toddler about it while my friends all just said "dude...chill out you're 18, not 5. It was 30% like an hour ago. why is there a hole in the cake? There's going to be more people on screen talking about the game than playing it. how can TRM afford an appartment like that? Are you the great^9999 grand father of the tyrant? He's... ALIVE Same as health from SV. This is the part where you explain why SV is early game and Hexdrinker isn't. Wow, what did this guy say? I just love how responsive they were to his question, look at the dates that he posted. Did you just answer an "Arguably" directed at an "arguablly" with a "Not really" ? Oh my god, I just got in to the D3 beta AND MoP.....freaking epic!......Not sure which one to play first Doubtful. The same tree showed some living people as dead. I know exactly where this is. HOLY SHIT DUDE, YOUR POCKETS ARE SO HUGE! I frequent /r/starcraft and have never heard of her. Yeah the community absolutely is crazy over her Trying to pass the blame onto someone else, huh We have weed leaf numbers? My cat's name is Sophie... So all yellow people have lactose problem? Never had a problem with it over 20 years as one. yeah me too...it especially freaked me out cuz my names mason agreed. I absolutely love watching the play throughs. Although I am enjoying his Ladder Anxiety a lot. I want so much from Husky and yet there isnt enough time in the day (but somehow i find time to watch all his stuff during the day I'm so with you on this one - two tools for the price of one! ooooohhhh I absolutely cannot believe how fucking stupid every single one of you are. This is /r/ragecomics I've never personally seen someone get homicidal about that, but I believe its happened elsewhere with soccer if my memory holds... and that is just one of those You linked a delete link D'awwww. I lost him elo But... I thought you hit me... what the... I don't... Huh? The Dalhi Lama has Twitter? It's like you know me This really needs a context I wouldn't have found her if not for that post, so thank you. I don't even have RES and he's tagged for me. Wow, that's very odd... Idk how that happened. I find that the whey protein from Walmart is actually cheaper per gram of protein than any lean food source I've found Poor little feller! Just wants to get his video game fix. I wonder if he can sue Walmart later for neck strain If there's anything I've learned in life it's to read before clicking. And by reading the subreddit this was posted in, and the title of the post, we can conclude that it may or may not be safe for work. The NSFW tag is so minimal it really helps with very vague titles such as " I read this as the youngest wife is in the womb. Those are some awful looking breasts The odd thing is, I did the pinch nose and still breath realty check.... I also tried the poke finger through hand but that one passed.. My finger would not pass through Idk why *[ It creeps me out when his arm moves on its own after he removes it. Maybe that's what Keven Durant has in his backpack I'm not really sure how to translate the extreme feeling of jealousy, remorse and glee that I am currently feeling, over text.. So I'm just gonna go with Bwhaaa?!? His hairstyle and general look in this picture reminded me strongly of Roy Mustang from FMA. Yeah, I think "animal products" is the word they were probably going for... Holy Fuuuuc...er...wow. Kinda just now noticed above the neck and...yeah...you **are** hot. Freakin sexy too. I read Snow White at the bookstore a few weeks ago. I was Montana has internet? we have the exact same measurements They all spawned around me when I took the turbolift to engineering Funny story... I just woke up, and it turns out I AM pregnant! What were the odds of that? I was just about to say I can't see it on a 27inch IPS such an enticing peek soo much wat If this is SSC I wonder what's in store at RACK holy f*cking badass I not only have the same exact silverware set as you but also the same user name on another site... What? Might get shotgunned for this but… I don't really see a problem with this quote. I think that is it.. it's only few weeks left before launch anyways. Have fun though I......I can't believe what I just read.....I'm....shocked [/r/Ladyboners](/r/Ladyboners) is supposed to be no selfposts, so he might get downvotes instead. [/r/LadybonersGW](/r/ladybonersgw), on the other hand... So weird, that's my favorite too. Clue me in here, is there some sort of thing where Muse includes the sound of breaking antiques in all of their songs? I actually just realised I had no music playing Mooseheart? How am I supposed to to mind the hats What if you went back knowing the cure for cancer ;) ;) ;) Why didn't he just eat the paper before the cops Yeah just like Pakiz for past 11 have been helping America Find Osama and where was he found?? Why is "castrations" plural? Poe? Too many words. You can explain simply? What episode was this and why do I not remember that? read the description That dog at the bottom of the wikipedia article. Hahaha I will have to try the Dexter trick. I show all my emotion on my face so even when I think I'm playing it cool I'm really just like username What game is this You're pretty good at this In the realm of reality, how could anyone believe this shit?!?! Mostly, why would they want to? I don't understand where they find comfort in this-it HAS to be an ego thing. Right? Gender doesn't matter for sex. Or do you still believe everything revolves around the penis and male ejaculation? TIL an animated series of Avatar exists rage face on a pedobear huh? Maybe...she is talking about another horn Wow I don't know why either. I have always been mutual with him. But the way he treats his fans What the shit? Moaning Myrtle was 35 when Chamber of Secrets was filmed (she's 45 now...) my buddy just txt'd me and said he got in, so jelly, going over his place later to check it out. 17GB download OMFG ( Who the hell is judicator? jelly oh so very jelly. Yes. theres a storm every year here Dicks in Spokane is a pretty polite place Madeon has people who dance for him? 40.000$, so 30583€, thats 2548€ per month, that's really much money Sorry, missed that bit. At least he didn't find it online.. that would have been worse... I don't get it ? Or if you are just a good match in general? Oh jesus I have less than a year Not Zynga or any other mega company. ( Please elaborate To be honest I'd just be interested for Les Paul owners to explain how they manage to not be crushed by the weight of an entire tree compressed into their instrument. I was in Mexico City but is gone now I have actually copied my own game saves to test this and have found that "Delete Local Content" never touches my saves, even ones in the steamapps folder Looks like a fish Sigh, she *used* to look normal (think 'Happy Gilmore'), but now? I wish the producers somehow ensured she ate at least 1000k cal a day, which based on that pic, I doubt she's getting more than 500. I like what people look like unconscious, while i'm standing over them holding a rag of chloroform...HA! just kidding....or am I? holy moly I feel the same way watching traffic go by. So many lives going on all at the same time. Who said it had to be a petpet That analogy doesn't really work here. I think your school has never heard of ergonomy The eyes aren't the same! whats you are name? I can't remember the name of the tour, but they opened for Dream Theater and Megadeath. I will forever remember Dave Mustaine's glorious golden hair shimmering under those lights. How was your test? Metaphorically. They're both in the position of each others ex spouse... I'm assuming I dont wanna live live on this planet anymore. where in the world does everyone find these horse masks? I thought the FSM was female ...I already provided a direct quote that contradicted the thread title? You popped my /nocontext cherry. Is this the part where we kiss or something? What are you drawing with??? your fingers? ... acne? i thought he's just horribly scarred I had to explain to my old classmate that fingernails and hair grow from roots, not from tips. Apparently, tip wear on nail polish and "if you cut your hair ends, it grows faster" were what tricked her.... Scary part, she would always get higher marks than I did in biology What if the lightning is actually coming from the bridge..? YES! Link's Awakening absolutely blew my mind. That ending... Whoa. That just gave me a bout of nostalgia from ten years ago. Why would the reader require password protection? Did you just kill someone by knocking them in the head with your bong? How the, excuse the pun, FUCK, can you be single? His? But a but?? That's a monster?! My roommate speaks Polish, and it's just as scary as German. What happened in that game that allowed you both to end up with two workers?? "you need never over-smoked" .. How do you trap a ball at that distance with your heel oh my, that is a fantasstic ass...and dat gap came here to post this. i remember armin van buuren dropping this at EDC 2010 Makes me wonder how many comparison dicks she's seen prior to yours I feel so dumb now. LoL im legacy level 15 But who says it wasn't a meteorite of some different strand, or mutation or... or... ALIENS! I didn't know that you could collapse threads by clicking the [-]. You tamed the mighty beast that is the CCGT You and me both. I'm going to finish my download and swallow sadness for about a week. Ahh I see, probably will take it off then, doesn't seem as fitting. Is that 6 refrigerators? At 00:56 is that i giant pink condom? Also the trash can liner yep. she's been playing a teenager since 1997. A few days ago a stray cat followed home. I have a cat who is slightly disabled so I have a bunch of cat food here at home, so I figured I'd bring the cat upstairs and feed it. Fine. As I was sitting in my room watching the cat eat, I laid on my bed. Soon after the cat came and cuddled with me. I don't know how to deal with cats. So I treated it the way I treat my dog. I was there petting it and it laid on it's side so I scratched the belly. I got my own mind blown when the Earthquake outside Japan happened and there was all this talk about Tsunamis. And I suddenly thought to myself, holy shit, Tsunami actually sounds like a japanese word! A small trip to wikipedia taught me that it meant "Harbour wave." !!!! Honestly? I think I hyped it up so much in my head that I set myself up for failure. 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It also seems to lose ability to use the attack keys if I use full screen mode. When I switch back I still have no control. Strange. Bu...bu..but she'll never be able to go back! Natalie Portman was in like 2 of Paul's music videos already How did you notice that? it seems to me like his arms are cut at the shoulder and blood is spilling out wait.. that's even the PS1 logo turned into an F.. what the fuck? am I high or something? Not my precious books! I remember one Aussie rules player (Eddie Betts, for those of you playing at home) was the butt of jokes for a while for wearing shorts that weren't tiny. I was like unreal save I was 12yrs old, i got fifa, liverpool were a pretty good team on the game. Done, this was done. 4 years later i find out my cousins all go for liverpool and went to anfield. This would end up me in the zoo or, worse, science lab, being poked with needles Whilst I am sorry for what happened with your wife in Iran and I completely disagree with their practices (*forcing* women to wear the headscarf, men can't wear t shirts I have the strangest boner right now Steve is less than three years old Easier to be stolen What is going on here? Wow...you have amazing muscle definition Amazing! When the PvP started, I think I liked teams better actually! But everything else was just so much more tense when you are alone! :) More players Was this from simply asking for games in the summonerschool chat? I haven't played many games with people from here yet On a completely unrelated note...Schrodinger's Cthulu is an awesome name. Does that mean Cthulu is both dead and alive? Or that we are. Glad to have done it, yes. Preferred to have the choice as an adult, absolutely. Every guy should have the choice. I can't even fathom how infant circumcisions are still happening in 2012. "To look like dad" is the most fucked-up reason I've ever heard. How often did you and your dad whip it out to compare? it's exaggerated 10 **GB** patch? Holy fuck did you see that horrible subreddit that got linked Aw shit I just finished that episode of Supernatural We say the a lot in Michigan too... How universal is this? I just did and it was pretty fucking weird. ... what? I don't feel responsible. What a cutie. I hope the mother was the Chesapeake yep....which makes it eve worse. thank you. I wish you had commented in my local reddit board before I deleted my post. Someone called me a terrible parent and someone else threatened to call CPS My god, thats the most beautiful I may have ever seen her. She doesn't even have to utter a word, just sit and do sign language. and the eyes man, THE EYES! Err care to explain why? Ps3 had horrible lag issues (which I know you said you didn't get but many people did) and now Skyrim is getting kinect support. Kinect and lag issues aside, do you like the ps3 controller more or something? That's the only difference I see. Sentry Mechanical Firing Device, or SMFD for short No reason for some people to be screaming at the OP. Did you change your stream name to Xpecial yet? That would help me out alot, im looking for your stream all the time. But I never seems to find it tho He donated $18.5 billion dollars for male circumcision in Africa? O_o o_O O_o Nothing like starting your day with a little herpes-in-the-eye hangover. I am very careful, accidents happen sometimes, but normally only need to clean up maybe 1-2 little bits after I am done. Watermarbling is pretty, but I am not doing much of it, because didn't find a way to not get everything all over my fingers yet you never clear your history? no baseball bats on the playground at school (we had plastic ones at the time) well i was playing by myself and tossing the ball up and hitting it and some kid decided to stand behind me and to the left to watch or something, i bet you can all tell this goes but, i swing and bam, i hit him right in the head, the force somehow knocked him out tho Maybe it already is... Too? I always new why may was one of the better girls; her breasts were big proportionally to her body. But DAMN she's short I [don't think/hope he wasn't] serious Want want want! Is this the part where I get down on hands and knees and start chanting, "I'm not worthy! I suck! I'm scum!"...cause I'll do it. 501s seemed to be the best bet, though the only ones they had in Macy's had buttons instead of a zipper (wtf This is ridiculously dumb approach to game This is the danger of getting physically involved. ONe hand holding leads to another until hand holding is something very small and normal. Later bigger things are "added" to the practice of physical engagement, like kissing on the cheek, becuase...ya know, kissing on the lips is soooo bad. You followin' me? Then after kissing on the cheek gets boring, kissing on the lips becomes the new cool thing. What went from "Okay okay, the ONLY thing we're going to do is hold hands" is now "lets french kiss". You see the general trend? By the time your making out daily, you'll realize your hands wandering and you'll find that the room mysteriously is a lot warmer than expected... ( Is that Kristen Stewart? I barely recognized her Not to totally freak you out, but I think we wear the same shoes... haha yes...mindfuck Why do I have you tagged as "Comes from the hood"?? Or all of them 3 minutes in...is the beginning? I don't think it works like that Is 'hard' included in the seed <( Fuck Golem, my Persian knows Bubblebeam. wait, if that's the phone in your hand, how'd you take the picture? Damn that's weird, I just found all mine in the garage today I'm sketched out since I was snuggling her in bed last night, and my hand was right on the area where tick was. Now I'm wondering if there are more. HE WAS IN LIMBO I have that i dont know. I actually had a PE class that used unicycles as part of the class back in elem. school. I loved this deserted islands so much when I was a kid... they just fascinated me That is quite the strange problem Hahaha JP --> What are those things in the background...? SOMEONE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! Time to move house gahh perfect! found the app...turns out it was a widget Can't tell if gentlemEn was intended or not... I've been doing my research and people do keep saying that with a sense of remorse as they feel bad stereotyping gypsies haha Yessss, bully was amazing. It was an odd game too though, the freak show That guy had so many basses when he died You wouldn't like the Chosen when they're angry My friend's ex (who is now my other friend's wife Uh . . . yes . . . they just don't put the times he gets it wrong on air. two guys jerking off with a dog in between them...and it was a gif or a motion picture...i didnt watch long enough to find out This may sound horrible, but the girl in the middle......her shades make me want to kick her in the face. You seem to be having quite the niche collection there. Why is this the most adorable thing I have ever seen? .....That was just....wtf? ...I really hope she's gotten help since then So black people want to be white on the outside and black on the inside? Oh man...someone pinch me. Internets: there are videos of people having sex. LACK OF GIVING TO THE POOR & ORPHANS....buy now for $132.48. dude. i'll take it Aw, poor thing was born with a gimpy le..... waaaaait a fucking minute... Are you from MI5? I'm surprised by the high incidence of extremism amongst pagans! Ha! Awesome, that's the exact length I have it at right now! And mum was all "Aww, I liked it the way you had it before, didn't you prefer it when this hairdresser did it, I miss it when it's curly..." Parents Sweet Jesus... SCHTEK!!! Except you couldn't see your feet in Halo CE. I had (non-lucid) dream where i was on a ship with my 'wife' I don't have a wife, nor have i ever met this person before You're looking a little low there... I expected just a box made of ice because of how complex it is to create, but holy shit Yes, he has really killed it against the Braves so far On your own? That was my first LoL experience after tutorials...it was horrible Indeed, first fail was by the pit stop crew, hamilton passed him, then that tactic... 25 laps with a set of tyres? sauce Portable Elder Scrolls game? With coop? NIGHTFIRE!!!!! What? I'm not from SRS Hey man same thing happened to me. Why do you think you're full of shit? Who decides that anyway? What does it even mean to be full of shit? Everybody lives in their own subjective universe anyway as far as I can tell Doesn't that bring about many issues It's gruesome and cute at the same time. Kids these days? I thought your butt looked perfect IN the undies.. Then you took them off, and my eyes did this: Scary... wut Say what you want about western ideals with the boobs and the lips and the what not... but we ain't close to this shit. TIL that my dick is bigger around than a dildo called the destroyer Wait you mean you can survive it? Requesting higher resolution. `v Just looked at the price. kind scary and looks like something from castle in the sky Did Carrick just do that? So everyone but you is supposed to have social responsibility. How do you do this Huh! That Homer/ Krusty thing would have been kind of cool actually. I can't imagine them being the same now obviously Yeah, same here, but I obsessively check my work. I usually end up correcting my math teacher one, got it. Two, got it. Thr...wait a minute... dafuq is up with the skype picture? Now imagine a colored suit You know what this also means....it's metal \m/ ( I'm frightened to see what porn would be. I'm sitting beside my sister's iPad and the finger marks don't match with any of the patterns. Holy... what the... Doing your taxes twice ...just for fun I work at a Russian family owned European Cafe. It may sound like a typical grunt job, but I get to make the most dankest creations and then consume them when I get off from work after reaching a [4]. We got this chronic as summer salad, fresh strawbs, bluebs, and toasted almonds with feta and a raspberry vinaigrette. le healthy candy. Also all the other foods. I think for some reason they used last years poins table at this stage, but why would they have that ready to hand? No I couldn't believe it. I turn around for one second, to drink my beer, and the next thing I know Chicago have scored at 5.5 to go. I literally could not belive what had happened Oh wow! You lucky bastard Im not sure if it's a bad joke or not, but Cecell asks Frtiz to kill Zei Oh snap! How did you talk them down 3000 below asking price? wow...i had no idea how many fish stores were so close to me... How does this fit in your vagina? I haven't read this yet but I just wanted to say it happened (or whatever) on my third birthday. That thumb.. It's totally a guy typing at a computer Wow She looks exactly like a friend of mine.. SCARY Tali: Hey Shepard, I was told you were in h- What... did I just watch If it's this bad for female rape, I wonder how bad it is for the male soldiers who get raped. I could've sworn I posted a reply here... did it disappear or am I blind Holy shit she lives in Kennesaw, Georgia? I live so close to there Someone bought a micro? "Here" as in *on Reddit, in one of the supposedly more intelligent/intellectual subreddits*. Did you really think I hadn't seen worse stupidity on the *whole internet*? Wait... That's not the normal way to masturbate?? Wait. Wut? Also, I have no idea why the text is like that WTF... I tested half an hour ago, and I could have sworn it was "Космос". Must be a Google conspiracy! Hyo has always been my bias but Yuri is quickly becoming my 2nd ... What does this mean for Captain Falcon? i did actually edit it, but it was within like 10 seconds of posting it EPM is effective actions per minute and APM is actions per minute, but blizz put it wrong way so EPM is APM and APM is EPM My dog is sitting next to me right now. Thanks! I had no idea one could win a thread Holy shit, I have the same thing! I thought it was only me Funny. Had a friend spit one up in her sleep after taking some de-worming meds. And this was a surprise to see when I jumped on this morning xD this is now my highest karma post. Wow How does she have the strength to lift anything Its kind of funny that I posted the exact same comment on this GIF that was in the comments of another post. Weird To be honest I just see a pussy and an asshole he sounds like that man who keeps claiming he is ~~clever~~ genius and an adopted son of the sultan brunei. I have vitiligo on my face (and underpart of my dick Hey it's Ej! Didn't think I'd ever see you out of our other subreddit \\_ I took a shot out of my boyfriend's. I'm afraid of ladders. Not heights, roller coasters, stairs but ladders. Just ladders. Look at the thing in the background Nas isn't lyrical hiphop from the 90's? or maybe its "yourname" I can't stop looking at your arms long enough to look at your back Thanks, I'll take a look into that and see if i can find a problem. It's not a big issue yet, more of an annoyance and it might just be a coincidence with the key/door trick but with the warm weather over the weekend i've been opening the windows to let out some of the heat before getting in, so maybe that tripped up something. There wasn't any issue up to now I've seen a couple people mention that, I need to keep my eyes peeled cause I go through a little bottle or two every week It may be his first time playing! Thanks, all buttons and dials work and light up. Sometimes the trunk release button is finicky and I've noticed i have to unlock all the doors and then the button opens the trunk, but if only the driver door is unlocked then it wont work... Also another odd thing is that when i first start my car all window controls take around 3 seconds before they light up work The only Ryan I know... The part with the gangers was fantastic. And I like that they didn't all get killed. And when one did die, I actually felt something for it. Though a gang full of emo ponies is a bit.. odd. Who is this YoonA!!!!!! :P.... that Tummy....S A N D I E G O :Q.............................................................................................................. Can I has san diego How could it possibly be more obvious it's a novelty account? Weeeeelll, third period's a bit of a turnaround One with the wood..... Holy.......crap DoNotWant.jpg I ripped the belt hook on mine because of this. Could have been much worse. The service you provided out weighs your failure in this regard. Carry on good citizen. *But I'll be watching you.* A.... Bong made out of nugs? As I read this comment, the cowbell in the song I was listening to started... It's so true. The video's removed. Ok, but if you don't like pictures of men doing other sexual things to men then why come to the subreddit anyway? Yeah there's topics that don't contain porn, but that's what 90% of this subreddit is anyway. Sometimes I really wonder how some posts get any upvotes at all, let alone make it to the front page. Or if the title was " TIL bees actually fly around the beehives and you can catch them for alchemy. They aren't just in the hives I have two of those shirts You're right. I didn't mean to imply a failure rate of 82 to 89%. Warm extra ipa? TY Holy shit I'm astonished this is actually working And why does your dad's friend have a 24 monitor set up? !,,! 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What have we done to you? Suddenly, eating your own hand! I wanna be your hands soooo bad. Read that as i_lick_perverts. oh and if you ever want to go on a bar tour, let me know...I think I've been to them all i was raised around the airforce and traveled when ever my dad had to relocate . born in florida, rasied in hawaii, living in alaska lol, helmet cam? wait, how do you assign in SQL (not **PL**/SQL) ? DAMN! That back! o_o And that ass! i can see why you're a virgin I squinted my eyes and turned my head, then promptly pissed my pants because all I saw was Pyramid Head shrouded in blood-lust... Vad i... vad är kontexten? Where the crap did you get that? When I was 18, a family friend bought me a lava lamp for when I moved to uni. I thought they were cheesy as heck, but the light was absolute perfection! It was dim, but warm and comforting, and it moved so that it created a whole mood. It was really relaxing. Unfortunately it broke. Now I just turn on my phone display for the important bits... I think I know that guy in the Testament shirt Why is this on r/atheism? Is there some kind of age limit to these meetups? Im 16 His hand holding the juice box What kind of horrible person knowingly sells infested furniture to people? Paint me noob... I tought it was a BRZ/FR-S I actually just did it for the faces xD you guys are so serious why not just laugh? The **entire Texas Rangers lineup** offers protection to one another...just ask the Twins pitchers from this past weekend. Tog ett tag men nu ser jag att huvudet är inte en bit av tårtan... tror jag alla fall. Not to me it isn't... Wasnt expecting that So they've just tossed the word transgender on top of their usually recommendations? Can't say they're being discriminatory that way I guess wat. youre losing stimmed to blink? ...damn... No it doesn't they say humans buy pets that look similar to them... why would a karthus ever try to harass a lux? That's because there was no child.... This is the internet - have you seen some of the stuff people are into? I thought there was a big black dildo inside, due tot the text Black... deep penetrator. "The grab bar hinge mechanism poses a safety hazard for fingers which could result in laceration or amputation. There have been two reports of injury so far" I read this accidentally as "I will kill you for your brain corpse". knew cigarettes were bad, but if they start making zombies... wtf? Made sense to me I think the most "13 year old needing a bathroom break" part I've experienced is the part with Lysa Arryn and her son HAHAHA..hahah...ha..? This **was** a trick question right? Yo check the facts...when the Skins beat us in the regular season we are guaranteed the Superbowl title. They're our good-luck charm There's a Twilight Rifftrax? I want every one of these as an SRS smiley. or did it? I'm so confused. It was funny though. Why did it tell me I could do something but I'd have to repeat it? Is that not implemented yet? I like the smooth movement of the little "notes" and the trails they have when it's a hold note. The losing song is really funny...does the game just go on forever? What's with the money? So many questions what's a sociopolitical virgin? someone who's never voted ? Depends on the celebrity. Have you ever seen Chyna's? You deserve more than a CDS. I know a guy who recieved one for being on an honor guard. Nope. I can feel something when one would normally feel pain, but it just feels like heat at the point of impact, and it doesn't hurt to me. Do I have AIDS or something? i hope that too cuz........i laugh ... " Yeah....I have no idea.... are you playing sc2 on your lap? Oh god, I got distracted reading a thread about child harnesses above and forgot we were talking about dogs until the end of your comment. this was my favorite thing about sleep overs. they had the sega channel Woah, I just remember the Otherland books.... they were great which one? Dont try to stop a moving car Oh wow, this show is really embarrassing Jesus... there's like 10 of these topics already Wow, amazing !! My ferrets won't stay one minute in their bath must be a lot of pistons Headbutt-> pulv-> poppy wall slam theres video of a naked guy during Dada Life. he was right behind me... As flattered as I am, you should probably not do that. i dont get it is it a joke ? this actually works pretty well if you scout a baneling bust, you can still technically expand and be safe Mother-in-law tried to convince me that in ancient Israel people lived 800 years because they lived a life "nearer to perfection" Are those things "empanadas"? Wow This sounds rather bizarre. Have you asked your Dad about it before posting on Reddit? Lol Hot_Bid :D. Also Gerrard looks a bit like Boxer A fellow redditor lives in my apartment complex..... Wow! that´s a furry ass What , the fuck Amazing! You look so different picture to picture in terms of skin color but goodness girl...those curves. What the fuck did I just read? I understood everything in House of Leaves. It was obviously all about... um... you know, stuff. Dang, I thought it was a photoshop of his fingers in the ice cream I was agreeing with the first part...but then I kept reading... I hope they didn't get paid to make that... How did the commentator get his job with a lisp? never did get away...in my dreams I never encountered a single one In so doing, you are free to string together whatever narrative you like to make sense of the video. My favorite hypothesis currently is that the last man to appear, the "whole life is crazy" guy, is actually the only real person. The rest is occurring in his MIND Didn't know Catz was so small... laced with what Holy crap, what? Is that true? thanks I just saw this. Good thing they advertised all that avatar gear over a month ago... i just died. creepy Natural selection right there. Just converted it to Celsius (we're not taught Fahrenheit here) and it's -12 Man, I don't wanna freak you out or anything but I think I can feel how heavy my brain is. jarritos Oh my. My eye immediately went to that first. I thought it was some sort of poster and I was all Is that Megan Fox? I agree. It told me I was making it wrong so many times I still haven't gotten to even peek at the next page of instructions. I saw a video that said you have to wait 80 minutes between the first and second sets of instructions... is that for real? OH.... Last time I checked nightmares were still dreams What the hell is jib? And why do you want to cut it??! In a way it does. Most people in Skyrim are nords and have a natural cold resistance. However seeing an argonian in some of these armors make me wonder. I am very happy to see this x-posted here. xD Because... I DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED TILL NOW TIL there's a subreddit for ugly people hahah i could see this. I have a "band" of sorts, more of a jam type of thing. So while most of our songs of structure of sort they more turn into jams that end up being 5-7 minutes and sounding absolutely fantastic but we end up forgetting what we played the next time Hope that's not me Dave Mustaine is not known for his political activities. What the fuck is this guy criticizing him? I mean, I like Hetfield better personally but I still respect Mustaine. Mind blown Hopefully you're not on the same track with the SoCo right now Was a twisted survey Slightly off-topic: Why in the hell are there 40+ pages of links at the bottom?! I am now. Rocky Dennis? Holy crap I did not notice that I am now Can't unsee Your pastor sounds like he's into some deviant stuff. Intense stare Yes, it did I'd love to be able to do that at some point. As of now though, I'm stuck with garbage college food (will be eating oatmeal / sandwiches /salads / fruit instead of Chic-fil-a and pasta however) and our gym actually caught fire within the last hour Pedobear Practice Doll? Sigh... that's why my response rate is so low. My messages = too boring I might have been in that class This was at my school Guessing you have over 2,000,000 views on youtube and been on a national tv show too? hows it done? Dat Cock... Sweet jesus. Do want! lol I know it's gross man but I mean why not i've always wondered what goes threw people heads to film those kind of stuff, well i'm about to experience it myself Hahaha no I won't I just actually convinced my friend to come with me at 8am (in 5 hours) to bring his camera and film it lol he said yea no problem k?... MIB kill as many as you can Hey, look, Serenity Temple. Wait, that's Ascalon? That's the one that caught my eye as well. I thought they were some sort of flechettes. my dog got his head stuck in a biscuit box and started running round the kitchen trying to get it off. the washing machine was open and of course he got his box/head stuck in there too! So I'm an Irish parent now? Was totally wondering the same thing! It's such a beautiful name, too. Do people really think her name is Sleeping Beauty? Fuck their sister? Christ, I missed that one. What in the fuck is that all about? Hot daaaaaaamn Isn't it the Adrenalin? What did those two say? Leave me alone. D: I have hostages. >_> BOMBS STRAPPED TO THEIR CHESTS! would breaking a bone be a reason to go to the ER Holy fuck, I'm in the UK and this just showed up So much wrong in this post I didn't realize other people pronounced other than its letters directly My, how things have changed. ^ dafuq $1,000 Kayle (I'm looking at you OP This wouldn't happen to be Birth Canal V3 at The Niagara Glenn in Canada? D'awww! My boyfriend of 4 years and I also met on WoW. We still play... a lot Ok then One of the rare occasions when I do get a reference Aww damn! how are the two even connected? Gotcha. How does wolverine plan on wiping . . .? is it just me or is she slanting her eyes on purpose I can approve this. I'm from germany and finally got a key! Received no email. Just thought I could check my battlelog account again and there it was "Diablo 3 Beta" I don't know, but I definitely love doing this sort of thing to guys like that. I **live** for those " dude, who supplies you tobacco? Brand and price? Wow, that was more graphic than I'd expected. Scary how the internet desensitizes you to certain things.. barely even seems real My main champion was Veigar, then ,at summoner lvl 15 ,I found out what his Q does and stopped playing him Jag vet inte vart du bor, men vi har faktiskt fler än en på min arbetsplats THERE WAS A CAT?! As a rather timid girl of 22 I really hope I don't come across as such when I play DotA I never knew it was shipped like that >The only point I am arguing in this thread is not all cops are bad It's a paradox What the hell is this? What angle is that boob at? I love how they surrendered right before the last kill That's a lot of dudes How can you call yourself a science teacher?!?! Wut? These are some of the larger BUD switches I've seen. someone in the youtube comments said he saw the unedited version and there was only boots left... Yeh, so that is definitely not how this event went down. What kind of a LoL chat is this Map of shit going wrong? Maybe it wasn't a hologram, but really Tupac Possibly... of the ass of your grandma Looks a bit Welsh.. I'd be concerned i better get my HoM on anasayfayı türklerle dolu olarak görmek ne güzel bir his ( All clean hits. Pats are my back up team. I leaned heavily on them back in the Billick era Are those dolls or children? Awesome thanks! I've been running this custom VOR one for so long and this power block one looks like fun. I'll have to play around with them. Just buy a new one and tell the landlord you decided to replace it because the old one wore out? It's scary to think that 7 years ago was 2005. I think you just got a compliment from a (former?) porn star. 'dude did you use to have two mouths?' - in response to my split tongue. I didnt know if I wanted to laugh or to just drop my head and wonder wtf is wrong with people. I think it wouldnt have been so bad if he wouldnt have grabbed my arm and tried to pull me back to him. I wasnt positvie what I was at all but for quite a while I had rooted for Hufflepuff, I ended up gettign Hufflepuff! But it was a matxch up between hufflepuff and slytherin It's a domestic disturbance call. There is only you and me. Pick your fight wisely. Then how did I unlock it. I'm surprised that Mac n' Jacks is even on the list seeing as they don't Bottle so this shuttle can be spotted from the office only or what ? i just got unreasonably turned on by a photo of people wearing clothes. That is a lot. OP trying to hint at something Hoooooly shit. Did you just call me old? O_o o_o Holy fuck, I know what schizophrenia feels like now. Ughhhh - when I use to go running I'd get honked at alll the damn time. It was annoying. Once time I was about to cross the street and one car stopped in front of me. The windows were very tainted so I couldn't see inside and it was night. I was like Hhmh,ask in the MW3 forums? Where's the video? I need more.. so this is what I'm missing... No no, I was sure I'd missed something when you brought iTunes into the mix, when nobody had mentioned it before hand. I still dont know why you mentioned it... Yus. My guess would be hunters, I would be so paranoid about getting shot after smoking When I started my keto journey in February, there were just over 14,000 subscribers Is it just Tanzania? My AP bio teacher had said "parts of Africa", but I didn't think he meant just one country. I'm confused. Your last two paragraphs make sense but your first one made me Mad props to Scarra, been watching him for a while now and have seen his stream grow and grow as more people began to recognize what a talented player he is. Chat's exploding right now Aaaaand you're worried about *what* exactly? Apartments are not self-cleaning! Dust is made up of dead skin cells and hair sheds constantly so he'd be living in piles of... himself. i read this as "Pittsburgh Horneybees" They still make Pogs? i had those from being fat Reverse effects? is this real I don't know where that is! Just out of curiosity, when you say 200k in debt, is that just for tuition? wow they got it right cool pic.. but if siege tanks had that much wepons, mind = blown Might be a good idea to read the titles before clicking NSFW posts... TIL livers regenerate I was under the impression that the charged quark-gluon plasma state was only for the first few seconds of the universe, not thousands of years Looks like its anout to rip Yeah at least it's a relatively unimportant position like control over the national food supply Oh my god... He even wrote that he need a monitor with his budget Haha, this is by far worse in the low tier in my experience, though. They can be pretty rude in the middle tier as well, but man, my first game in the low tier... It was chaos I'd just thought I point that out, cause I used to think otherwise. If it's brutal under legal means, imagine how bad it can be in casual play, where the players don't understand the Mimic Vat fully. I think that's why they're making a new game where the concept of time is realistic and you have to play it nonstop for 2 years or so to beat it. 274,000,000 hits up until 2005 This...is near where I live Granted we aren't even out of April, but it's not as if Frank is a rookie. This is his 7th season at the major league level. He should've figured this shit out by now. So when we fight him is he going to be headless This is a good topic for discussion, but regarding the linked article...aside from Jaws, is there anyone that seriously cared about any of those franchises from the beginning? Woah, it's so bright yellow, my screen almost makes it green 22, Female, Fellow Texan His passive poison DoT turned out to cancel the effect, as it happened. Captain America's feet seem really big it's true -_- -> I had this same conversation with my now fiancee when I confessed my polish addiction. It's like you're looking into my life! That's awfully creative for a mentally ill man "All of us" That's horrifying The net barely moved on the last one! Did you just call me cold? Actually, you guys have a post-roider on your team currently....Frenchy. Was a beast during his Braves days, BAM-drug testing, and voila, is suddenly 15 lbs lighter. Wha- I... Oh, yes. That is... I stumbled across the question, "How do blind people know when to stop wiping," and it blew my mind. Brought it up with various people. My friend's dad says he wipes three times. That's it. Doesn't look (cause that's gross). If there's more shit, oh well. 17 notifications Wtf. I'm lucky to have them out of their *rooms* by 8. Your director was on crack Holy fucking shit. Maybe he secretly likes it... TIL that when white people leave an area, everything turns to shit. Thinking that in a little more than a year I will start a real job miles away from my friends and family, and that I will be cut off from the parent's support Well when you've got a job to pay for it, you might think more about how you spend your money ... What did she find? Tail? Yes Thats an interesting stem you have there Wow, look at dem nipples!!! Ironically I did a presentation today for class that had a section about them... And this was posted like 3 or hours after I did the presentation and told the class to look up pictures of Los Zetas... For real? ... so you choked him? haha wow That micro in game 2 was so freaking insane he didn't get to ro8 Like dried semen and Dr. Pepper? Did you make all those ragecomics you submitted? They creepeth me out It's as bad as driving drunk? There was no Norwegian teacher? And what do you mean "haven't done very well"? You some of them have like 900 upvotes I read it as wife so why does the boat keep going I can't stand I don't know. By the end, I just had the same look on my face as Obi-Wan. Pro-tip: don't click on that link guys. Seriously >Pro-tip: don't clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick on that link guys. Seriously Why was this posted in Baldursgate in the first place? Irrelevant to the subforum I love how my little Twi'lek sidekick is constantly like And that's currently running at 9 FPS I think I just saw vagina You act as if I'd singled you out "You smell like my mom" It was worth a shot. Doppleganger bridge! It looks exactly like the bridge on one of my old routes right down to the abandoned track, building in the background, riverbank, and truss construction! Yeah Starcraft aged so poorly people still play it professionally ... / It feels weird saying it's a classic game Game 4 and your attendance is only 24k? You mean he didn't become a amoral blood-thirsty maniac when he went Atheist? Instead he calmly and rationally apologized for his former belligerent attitude? How can this be? Is that.. Is that a bacon cape? Whyyyy?? Walked into work bathroom to find one of the execs talking to another guy who was IN THE STALL. Daddy! My buddy has decent (read L4 everything) drake skills, and he went in with a scimi backing him up to try and reach my wreck. He melted almost as quickly as I did, though he managed to escape. ult with 1075 range for two seconds stun, sir What an odd thumbnail picture... Even if the left one is a woman, I rather look at the one to the right Out of everything that you could of said, that's the first thing that popped in your mind? Uhm, I have that sweatshirt. His base health is 385 You fool, run! I'm stuck in this story without hope! Roll at least a 10 to save yourself or be doomed as I am! Oh God...the breath is closer now...I can feel whiskers! sad... I always thought it was a waste of money to buy books when I could just go to the library. Now I probably seem retarded cause I don't have any books other than ones I got for free is it actually like that? So.. th-- the dub is right? 11/1 Fiora, That looks like an angry vagina. And his eyes would go It's as if I'm on GW and r/aww at the same time It's art. You didn't make it. what do you care if he subjected it to a contrast fix. And the lens flare adds character to the image. It's not a drawing... I don't know any people with children and even then in Germany people aren't very baby crazy and will only hand you their child if you really actively ask for it or at least show a lot of interest. But still, if I were in a position where somebody just shoved a baby in my arms I'd freak out, I would be so afraid to drop it when it cries or shits at me, and then I'd have killed it My girlfriend and I just play the games together Wow, AMAZING picture !! What camera did you use He's from Oregon. Every person I've met from Oregon looks like they should be 20 years younger than they actually are... must be in the water ...holy shit... It's like looking at a porcelain doll. Holy balls that sounds awful. I am really glad you didn't lose your hair, but that sounds like the only upside in an otherwise awful 2 weeks. 2 WEEKS! The assistant calling offside hasn't slept in months... the things he's seen... She looks familiar.. That... that is really homoerotic. you understand. shouldnt change a thing. I didnt know they made 2.3L without the turbo ...who rejected you that badly? What kinds of things were on the list? there is a little girl on the right as the blades come down they startle her I think I got an onyx, but Dragon got a bow of the Heirophant so that was pretty cool. On the top of the box, it says "Ochamede, Kawaii" which I believe means "playful and cute." I still don't understabd what he meabt by battery door? There's no door? ..... That looks like an angry anus. So basically what you're saying is that religion...evolves Cops are pussies. They should let the dog bite them before they shoot it. That way they have a justified reason. Oh wait, cops don't need the law, they are the law... especially ones as splintered as that Relevant user name? Mine was " I hope you did not bring us here to try and once again shut the Spartans down." You've looked at your mom's cremains? :D I've been AWOL a couple days...sheesh, everything is changed Charlie was right Any sort of interaction with Reddit is the start of an addiction. Yuengling Well buddy, I was apparently married to Sarah Palin.. Does this mean I'm a necrophiliac? Were you naked? That's a new track? My dad collects monster figurines, they are all over the house and I love them, I personally would think a sword collection would be amazing :) But if the guy takes pictures of them posing like they are badass with their favorite dragon shirt on, it's no longer cool. I've seen guys with nothing but these kinds of photos on their Facebook profiles. That's when you turn something awesome into something really wierd. I bought one right after you slept over. I would LOVE to "roger" that If there were an explanation for UFOs then they would no longer be UFOs My oceanography teacher has 3 floor-to-ceiling bookshelves full of NatGeo magazines in his classroom. I'd rather take your hat than Chuck Norris's The fact that the sound my turning signal makes never matches up with the turning signal of the car infront of me. I'm freakin the fuck out I'm 6'2" and 203lbs..... So because you aren't good at the game, you should get double weapon XP rank too? At first I thought he was talking about the kid who looks like Pride from Full Metal Alchemist That is more exciting than the most exciting thing I have ever made. I watched with my Dad, my Wife, and a friend (male)... > Bioware PR: No reaction whatsoever from Bryz zach is cockface Every. Single. Color. Is it just me, or is the Reese Witherspoon one REALLY creepy? Omfg memory retreiving from fourth grade How did you do that?! What is "th day" could you clarify? That is absolutely gorgeous Dude... that is... thats how much is on mine Is this from FLCL? His eye?? Maybe... just maybe that was the point of it all :: Wow... Naw. I'm the Owner so I have infinite items. To the other players it is locked because I have the plugin LWC so signs lock themselves and the block it is on. I don't even know the person who placed it, **(If you right click the block it will tell you the player who placed it...)** because I've never seen them on the server before. It's really creepy and I blocked it off. So? Did you seriously grass-ify the entire landscape for Arid Heights? Last I checked, that was labeled as a "Loss Forgiven". When did this change? White Knighting at its finest. Please don't make fun of it though because I have Aspergers. WTF! you'd never need a lighter again. L.A.Vikings So it's a good product that people are willing to purchase and brings in the developer oodles of cash? Well shit...that MUST be bad. Uh...what? People this stupid and Hitler like shouldn't be allowed to breed. you have very nice lips and big wide-set eyes and a nice heart shaped face (leonardo dicaprio). you are definitely not bad at all, but i think you will be even better in a few years when your cheeks thin out, and you have that more "chiseled" look I can't stop And some robots are people Should call it Tiger Dicks I didn't see Ronaldo dive She was a dear friend? Dubstep Dude.. I don't even know how to respond.. I see what you did there TIL: Americans have a weird taste Do I look like a dancer? Heineman said in a radio interview a few months back that he doesn't expect this team to peak until 2014. Oh wait, so that's who is sponsoring Fnatic? I never knew what they did. I got really itchy all of the sudden... She looks like someone I've seen around Looks like someone I know named Stevie Bakarich...it could be him 17 feet tall Huh. I always remembered it as being referred to as granite, not bedrock. I didn't know ferrets were reptiles... The soaptray looks like it's slowly skullfucking the dryer How is that possible? Me also Um. Wait... what? oo, just played him on ladder and he told me his build and wanted me to crush it what if it breaks? Met a girl from the east coast three hours north of San Francisco, worked with her over the summer. We shared the same b-day. Never met someone with my b-day. Fast forward a couple years, I'm talking to a co-worker from the east coast at a job in San Francisco... Turns out they were *best* friends! The birthday was the clue that did it! We had both only ever known one person with my b-day! Wild! So much awesome! That hip to waist ratio is simply off the charts We'll be going to talk to our landlady about that very thing within the next few days. When I moved in last year, I was replacing a girl who was moving out. The way it worked then, the way it will, I assume, work this time, was that my friends told the landlady that I was reliable and that I would take the room. The girl I was replacing moved out in June; I didn't move in (or start paying rent) until August because I had lease elsewhere until August. So for June and July, our landlady was totally chill with not getting rent for this room because no one was in it yet, but she was assured that someone *would* be in it soon. ...I'm really tired, so, apologies if that didn't make any sense. I think its sillier to have such a poorly designed house. I think its impressive that WITH runes you had your t2 boots a whole TWO MINUTES earlier thatn WITHOUT runes how big? uh huh, uh huh, go on... PENIS!!... Is this confirmed? Would be interesting to see him confront Gormogon I don't want to walk now I've been where you live Driving to aunts house with little (3yrs) cousin when an ambulance zoomed by. cousin very authoritatively proclaimed "that's the ambulance i died in when i was 19, stupid car crash" when i quizzed him on it he recounted lots of details that just made me Not sure if epic troll or ignorant... I can't believe the dude was in contact at a point with Hussein himself! ZombieTupac So what is that black thing covering his eyes? Bad drawn sunglasses? What for? I read the stories in this thread..when I saw this I thought "oh he's going to put gloves on"..nup. Dude. I just watched Human Centipede 1 & 2 last night. What does NSV mean? TIL there's a video online of the bomb blowing up attached to him.. your 2 year old plays *super meat boy* Before the Dalai Lama even held it I failed one by getting pregnant LOL I was like I cant have a genetically connected version of me in the world... This is going to be dangerous Yes, but there seems to be a three way tie I spent time at school in New York and loved it, I think Scotland's climate (after looking around on weather sites) wouldn't be too bad an adjustment form there. How did people generally react to an American? I know some places hate us.... I just saw a tonne of potential accidents... Why did you hide reis minmap? I'm hoping that its an awkward way of reserved seating. Why not just run one solid run all the way through? wouldn't this increase interference? I know a guy who played with him in WoW. Pretty crazy. Just listened to it on this vinyl now. I love it even more... I dont know. People tell me I act white all the time here in the States. So apparently, I'm missing out on being black. Guys saying it's impossible that she's 15 with breasts like that. Girl in my school had DDs by 14, my ex had 34E by 16. It's possible...although it makes me wonder if they're putting something in the food We took some dumb penalties too. Wasn't just the Flyers. I about shat my pants when we took two in the first 1:30 What Khue/ you are talking about are those hex codes for rommon/where the router looks for information to boot/load nvram right? My urethra? Holy crap that website has enough to get me through 10,000 days of boredom. why is this not your story I need those gloves, how did you make them?? I misread it as **welding** party and was like wtf for a moment. I want to know what the other thing is! I agree with you there. I hope the guy is alright Kind of reminds me...of.... BRB Cannot unsee that blue horse-c&*k in the painting... I shook it. That's all I had to do. It started working again. Now it won't vibrate. That's where i seen you at How do they know what fermented horse piss tastes like? Thanks for the review. That is one ugly bottle though I'll give you 3x Booster Trooper Guest Passes for 1 copy of The Ship. I'm voting for her too! I'd much rather see a funny queen than a fishy one. Adore somehow has thousands of votes though That is insane. Especially since a lot of the PC gamer's I know use a 360 controller to do most games. I'm kinda like 69p in poundland? I had internet on my own computer before youtube and I'm 17 Wait, somebody kicked the pope in the balls? used to? So they have travel expenses covered, and more money for the team (or something along those lines). I didn't think it was that difficult to figure out. OMFG. Why would you stream on national tv in an other language that the national langue ? Oh my god, my eyes! All the way in the middle of the ocean I'm not entirely sure why I clicked that. Part of me wanted it to be a thing. "Böööööööög!" Hope it had at least a 20 minute cooldown or something holy fuck. thanks a lot, I just exhale-gasped in the library Going to the jersey one with my girl and my best friend. Hope to molest Jared while there. I mean what? where can I get such a wondrous item Why would you get rid of that? Hooray we agree.... now what do we do? We should make a list of all the good ones! I saw a couple new ones myself like your Boredmont (Excellent!) and San Berghetto (we had another not so politically correct version... what if... WHAT IF violentacrez == Mind_Virus? Strange, I did the exact same thing Strange, I did the exact same thing This is so beautiful I just had to use this quote man... You will realize once you played Taric as often as i did I don't get it. Is a 4-month old too young to be watched by someone else for 3 hours? Strange, I did the exact same thing This contains 4 unnecessary pistons. you call the mom to pick the idiot up, they did the right thing by arresting the kid Yeah my sister told me she owns 2 bras for the same reason Did you tell them you were a nonprofit? Talk to my "non" boyfriend and see how he really feels about me. I probably wouldn't like what I hear Imagine if he did one for iNcontroL Full color edition? Strange, I did the exact same thing We are on the same side here, that's exactly what I was trying to say in my first post. I think you are just confused D'awww, poor little guy! How do you think he got a brain parasite? At first I was like O_O, but then I was like if you like it so much why do you disprove of it You're welcome; glad I could help! Space can be...confusing i am that josh I'm almost afraid Abed's comment after the dreamatorium about learning how to get into other's heads through empathy may have been dark Abed figuring out his own weakness to overcome it what is that from The SECOND i finished looking at this picture i look to the right and Shaq is on the tv in a car commercial smiling at me. holy crap I just thought no one owned Eve He only has 1,426 comment karma..Not that hard to do You know, not to sound vain, but... I understand the eyes, and even the hair, but I really don't get the lips I actually just started playing orianna two days lol. I usually play top. She's just mostly in my recent history. Is there anyway to find a full history It's weird seeing "Baby Jesus With Ripped Abs" in some of those paintings. Hehe totally have the same headset thats bloody brilliant! pure skills What if Dick Clark died to symbolize that there won't be a new year...? haha thank you! She likes to rip the fuzz off of her tennis balls rather than play with them you have.. your own subreddit Yeah it is... The other mother she exists If you "restore" the oceans and etc. the salt-water creatures would die Did anyone else notice the very end where he gained HP from an Equalizer hit? Sorry, "Pop_Off." I did notice that your name looks like some kind of bastardization of How do you play with bots? I don't even have a gun for that and I would go get it. Oh, well it became a trap. Now everything has gone to hell after the server crashed. I knew it probably wasn't the best plan... But those diamonds man... I suddenly want a parakeet I feel like I have to ask: What would an atheist be doing at Liberty? You're looking for a penis? Why would you need to tuck your shirt when you work at a call center and clients don't see you? Down votes for telling fact? Yeah D: I think I would hate to be that person...either of those people. Although it wouldn't have been their fault anyway I usually feel pretty awesome but I can't say I've ever felt the desire to... run on all fours... and chase down -- yeah, dude, you're pretty fucking weird. Yup. #3 ranked picture on EarthPorn right now, too. This has been on front page all day long. agree with jargoon--yelp if i want legit recommendations for entertainment/food...i stopped 4squaring last year, but it was mostly just to retain mayorship... Illusive man eyes can you elaborate how its too close is bad? kinda curious. and there are WAY too much stuff i didnt take into account like the empty space in between each individual but this is a ROUGH guestimate of an ideal situation when every nook and cranny is filled, which i highly doubt did. hmmm maybe it actually could float if i took more things into account filters? OMG that starting area... honestly i think about whether or not i like being alone or whether i have been this way for so long that ive kinda gotten used to it? i have gotten to the point where im always alone walking around campus but walk with my head up facing forward so no one really notices that im actually a loner. i seemed to have developed a really weird habit of talking to myself when i study since i dont have anyone else to bounce ideas around to Would anyone know how big the game will be for this beta Wait is this the museum or the actual studio? all the stoners up browsing all of reddit I sure hope this is fake or maybe your account was compromised by some 3rd party application. I doubt facebook would do this? Whoa man chill out. you just reached me on a whole new level. Is...Is that fucking Donna Noble from Doctor Who? And while scrolling down this page, i see a tiger that looks like Adam Savage I will be the first to admit, I didn't read every last comment. So I would like to apologize if my comment comes across as a repost... but I was more Just wanted to say good job for having the bravery to post your first digital drawing on here. I agree with the criticisms wof whydoyouask123, it looks a little creepy and ghostlike Spitting period?? why the fuck is a 10 year old playing this game? or he could of been playing on super mario brothers 1 which DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SAVE POINTS goddamnit The guy in the very back looks so familiar That's awkward on a whole new level sorta of topic but how would i go about getting Diablo, amazon.co.uk has used copy's but for £24 omg Mother of god. The amount of ass going on in this image makes me uncomfortable. Why did you move to Waterbury? Sorry, mis-worded. I meant that nothing besides photons, electrons, etc. (which I thought would be obvious). Relativity has little do due with relativistic speeds of less than a ninth of the speed of light I never had a single crash on PC I don't understand......the meme category/classification Anybody got a name...? **"That which does not kill you makes you stronger."** That's exactly how far I have it memorized Ohh because Estes said something similar in my masjid so I got curious and thought maybe we go to the same masjid Lol. Or maybe they'll send an actual "Noid" after me oh absolutely. I just had my shiba chase my brother down for no reason lol I love him so much. Seriously the greatest dog breed ever! I heard some people eat them in Japan. I don't know how true that is though Sam Fisher is piloting the one closest to the camera >edit: I should also mention she saw her doc to make sure dosage was okay, and he said as long as symptoms didn't persist for over 3 months it should be okay. he also said that her increase is pretty mild compared to some of the other patients he has had I thought that had something to do with it, but it crashes in Safari 5.1.2 as well. Wow What... Why? > I thought that had something to do with it, but it crashes in Safari 5.1.2 as well. .... My wife and I got a court marriage in GA and just stared at this part of the form for a good few minutes with a face that closely resembled My initial reaction to the headlines: ...What? The E has a halo Aww, this comment just made me smile I've stopped being friends with people for stealing anecdotes, so I would disagree and say that lying isn't ALWAYS the answer. However, I am a liar, and I always tell people that when I first meet them. I make a point to create wild inaccuracies about my life (that are obviously inaccurate) because people have fun looking at you like " ...you bought 3 of the full priced packs on Tribes? yo dog care to share that? Oh my god, why would you do that? I have it set that it should say "Thanks for the logo captain-ballsack", Ill check when I get home I don't think taking skill makes something an instrument physalis. Strangely enough, was visiting my father over Easter weekend.. we were in a store called Vintage Stock, and my fiance found that same Yoshi on the shelf. She had to have it... so I bought it for her. Trying to part that thing from her is like taking a child from its mother. The pandas, I thought they wanted to take my city. Some guy early on ran into my base and put a sign that said PANDAS CASTLE. I was like. 600 pics It seems pretty scientifically supported and sourced on many wikipedia articles. Should send them an e-mail or something. I bought a pass for this arena. When I try to play the streams it want me to login with a justin.tv account?! But I bought the pass on MLG's website?.. Can someone please tell me how this works and how I'm supposed to login and watch the ppv streams. Also, where is the pause button on the player? Is OP a GARDA ? ( And to think my 10 yo daughter watches this show, But ... but, the link works. 50# is for weenies I honestly don't understand that people seriously think this is real. There are so many dead giveaways LA Vikings and Minnesota Jaguars I saw the bend in the bow as some odd cut of the dress. When I got to the bottom, my brain tried to make sense of the body of the bow... and said peg-leg peeking out of a split in the dress. You call that raging? Then dont tell people they are talking out of their asses. I pulled a random ladder game from sc2rep to back up common knowledge that high APM is a requirement to play starcraft at a high level, i cant find any evidence of 60 apm players in Grandmaster even I dunno.... I like my fingers... Found a dice server and checked to see if it was all CQ which it was, once the game loaded it said "have fun" when I spawned. when I was done I checked the server again and it was a private rent-a-server that was made to look like a dice server I've gotten that error a few times too now..so some of us might not be playing until later You . . . you can flash NES and SNES ROMS onto it? . . . ...I dont know if I want to put too much thought into this... BUT.. I would guess they cant 'get' the boner, but maybe she can use parts of the body as... like... a dildo? Elvis, Michael Jackson, the Beatles, Queen, and Nirvana on the same stage. Wow, I'm super impressed. How did you know I have things to do tomorrow? It's like you can see me through the interwebs. One time I played it by pressing numbers on a youtube video of a croaking frog. Wow, so Himmelreich managed to out out-asshole Teefs? I would have thought that that would be akin to breaking the speed of light in relativistic kinematics, but I guess I was wrong He.......he used my name to title his post. love how clean those isolations are.. I hope that doesn't mean I'll have zombie Ashley knocking on my door Indeed it is an open beta right now, you can even use the info from the screenshot if you were so inclined yeah I figured it was a bug, but still So... What? Green Lantern has a weakness to yellow things? ya posed self pic. if it led to sex, it would be Goodness gracious, I kept continuing the thread, but it never ended Is this a scene from the next episode or are they just previewing something from much later in the series. Creepy ( Resident of Japan here! Japan is awesome and intriguing. Cultural differences will take a bit to acclimate to. No police harass you for passports I'm not sure whether to downvote because I hates it or upvote because you recognize that it's bad... HOLYSHIT,I never realized this OMG! Where did you find that Loranga?! I know...I feel kind of bad telling people! They shoot yoghurt and water out of it! I shot a couple scenes for Futanaria - prepare to be boggled A lot of people are telling me I have a pretty mouth The first results is whorechurch.com Oh god... I won't... Be touching... That wall... If I'm ever going there. (I live in Trondheim. This is disturbing. all i got is I never realized how damn tiny Prime heads were in ME1. Omg... your right, why did I think it was the first movie Wait, there's a Step 2 to this method? Reminds me of a time in soccer practice where a pal of mine got hit in the balls, stumbled for a few steps and threw-up. For a second it looked like a quarter or something melted on your thumb Omg other people do this too? I thought it was only my family Good job internet you win this time Stopped 151 of 160 shots in the series. He is not human. All I could think of was Penis penis penis......... Best blanket on earth ... Dragonite. That's a lot of enderdragon eggs Why are you following Love like jesus? slender man 403 forbidden How has this been upvoted so much? Pi is a constant. I read an EMBARRASSING amount of trashy romance novels while I was on bedrest Not tonight, or ever again I just got out of that post My dislike for Manu Ginobili is deep-seated (I think he flops) but WOW. Interesting tactic. I don't think anybody said anything about upvoting it Me at the beginning of the video: "That is the least threatening battle cry I've ever... *reaches the 53 second mark* Oh...oh god. A month? Whoa fuck. You could instead say "morally abhorrent" but those words are more emotive/personal and probably result in less Holy shit that's hot. riven stun isnt a gap close The guy next to him is just like Where is this game!?!? I wanna see it! Half breed... Why do you need her to go out of town to do that? That mmo looks a lot like a scam you ser, have way to few champions WTF Are you talking about? Which is when you open the window, make Damn, nothing new under the Sun... How does that work - if my brother and me are in the same house, we both upvote something, the javascript +1's the number for us both, but yet it only gives the submission one upvote? What is a function point in the code repository? ha! jokes on the skinny girls, cause they are fat! but i like them round Its just a worm.....Not like its a spider or a roach So you want them to get rid of her, bring her back, get rid of her, then bring her back again I knew that You... are going to be a hero come the zombie apocalypse. One less face? Is this because you'll just throw in the towel and walk away then, or because you'll skin their face off? Plus, what happens if it gets wrinkled. omg i cant unsee it Parking fees and stuff as well.. Okay... That's a new one. You never will I know I'm thinking into it too much, but she told me that she does not want to be tied down to this area -- she vowed never to come back after college. She also feels that since she landed a job recently, adding a romantic interest would only aggregate her disdain for our town. I told her that I didn't know what I was necessarily looking for either. Hello childhood. Fancy meeting you here. Smiley Jackson We do Holy ~~shin~~ shit. why cant we select what biomes we want and the size of them I thought it said the text was from Dad at first I did a double explosion last night i'm american and i had it for the first time a few months ago. it is indeed marvelous to me, tastes just like pie 1-3 Give him what he/she wants Did you not read my post What were they arguing over? dude... I was at my friends house one time... drunk, in her bed... and made a wookie call I wouldn't have her take the X's off her hands. Too many liabilities there if caught. You CRIED over this? Well we used to live in NYC, and then LA Xavi off? My friend did, but I bet she'd sell it if she knew she could get 400 In the middle of a shop? Did you hear about the Spitzer retraction? It was awesome because it turns out his one article was the basis for all the folks being like "gays DO change" but in fact his sample was ridiculous; he actually sought out gay-conversion organizations to get people who vouched they changed sexualities, and he didn't verify their claims Mind. Blown. Dear god, lv25 for the end of Normal? Oh my word, why would you ever read those two books back to back? I saw that. Immediately scrolled away. Then started second-guessing if that was the appropriate response. World War II: Episode II? Imagine 5 lasers going down mid lane at the same time, or even one big uber laser. No I am not Um, Looks like some sort of other 'work' went down here Why are you stalking me? When I worked at IBM 8 years ago, there was a machine in service equipped with an 8" floppy drive. They mentioned blood bending? I have literally just finished watching all 3 of those films I misread this as "My girlfriend has a baby with her uncle." DAT 13/3 caitlyn Omg they counted to 3! I thought that said "le cunt" mind blown I found chunk errors Is that 185? Thank you for saying that because I didn't even think to look at it... But I was *already* calling him "he". ...Shit, it must work retroactively! Holy shit, everyone, listen, PRONOUNS ARE THE KEY TO TIME TRAVEL! So glad that didn't happen...Targaryen and Lannister sibling incest is sufficient without Baratheon half-sibling incest too \( I went to school with her too...we went to our tiny school together. It's his breathy tone and his Sssssss's. And his unflinching cold stare. Yeah! OMG ( I have a ps3 and this is the first time i have seen one of those wait...they have those Also i remember seeing an article on allkpop, and someone photoshopped her eyes to have double eye lids, and it was really weird. I was all I'm new to the reddits.... spare me your interweb rage Uhhh....the last one is the worst How the hell did you get it all over the walls? I live in Albany I think you're right. Her neck is like four shades darker than the rest of her..... My main char name in roleplaying games is a mountain top in somewhere in Bosnia. How? Brain babage YES! I have played QoP today and she was using scream of pain by herself few times. I was like How did you get the seal back on the listerine bottle though? I did not know about that what the hell, are those vans with laces?? I cant believe i just saw a post from south haven... so weird. small world I kinda spend more time there David.... **Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!?!** It's not an all in, but in ZvP if he goes stargate, I drone a little harder, get a macro hatch, make a bunch of queens, get more upgrades (tunneling claws/burrow) along with overlord speed and drop, and max out on roaches a little later than the usual time. Then I do a massive queen/roach doom drop. The funny thing is that if you hit at the right time, the colossus won't have range, and your queens will outrange them, and there's the immortal roach effect from transfuses. The first time I ever did it was when I accidentally made wayyyy more queens than I wanted against a few phoenixes and a void ray, and just decided to attack with them with a creep highway. Everything was much later than I wanted, but it flat out killed him and I was like I'm more concerned about why he's wearing a man thong. I guess they're the only people that listen to podcasts Both the owner and the pet have the capability of their eyes looking in different directions. This is strange, but fascinating ... you're a girl? Looks like Stephen Gammell drew those. Letlive, Cage the Elephant ( So that's why people get a sex change..what the fuck? I feel like they should give these out to cannibals at rehab centers, if such places existed. Do they? I've never seen a bottle of lube in my entire life and masturbation doesn't hurt one bit as a circumcised man Especially brain cancer. Looked at the thread as a whole. According to their posts every single one of their wives is a living sitcom stereotype of a woman. What if the girl is the gem?? Oracle on Windows? um maybe I'm just dumb, but what does 'ss' stand for? **WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????** Whoa, so weird. A few of my friends and I had started a vigilante justice group a few days before this KONY 2012 stuff started. We called ourselves the **Social Justice Club** (Got our inspiration from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, you know, a fancy-ish name). None of us had ever even heard of/known that such a thing already existed. Here's the kicker, we called BS on KONY 2012 right away and we made a plan to go around town ripping down those posters on 4/20 because our theory is that it's brainwashing garbage that's going to stir up another Hitler youth. So our Social Justice Club did the exact opposite thing of what the real Social Justice Club did. I've made salsa and then masturbated I didn't even know that Many comments show 0 points. Some weird downvoting going on here.. Does that mean... I've been relatively safe from stuff like this in Arizona. In a week and a half, I move back to New England. These things are terribly common there. Holy shiiiiit! My brain called you a liar...Then it exploded....I am doing oddly well for a guy with no brain now.... Go fap in the other room and scream his name You couldn't find any Axe deodorants? I don't get this one I was reading this while drinking tea. I haven't ever had tea come out of my nose before.. If that were real it'd be the coolest thing ever. This is so photoshopped.... right? errr...yes it is Woah Viet here and Phu is pronounced "Foo". And I've never heard Poo as a nickname there Distin It seems to me it's mostly slim guys who have the hugest cocks. Yeah I work in food service so this is a bit of a problem. These popped off at work yesterday Till about the age of 12 I thought when babies were born it was always through a cesarian and there was no other way.. Untill sex-ed class when we watched animations on how they were born. Oh my fucking god Hope I don't have to play against you How do you milk such tiny nipples? ERP potential? 666 upvotes i don't usually upvote non-nude gw girls but This could've come straight out of Silent Hill. ( That is a great collection. I can't believe I have a guide for it that you don't You are missing Deadwood on your list Why does the graves have all that ap??? Penis feet! I know I'm just being picky but out of fear of having a 250 iPod stolen he spent 400 on a DJ? WHAT HAPPENS IN A TIE!? It looks like when a small dog is humping a larger one I feel so old Good lord. It feels so recent, but I was 16 then how can we trust the mods though...? woah. Those are slides How did you find me here?? This face Drake seems to inspire truly terrible tattoo work. This is how felony charges land on children. Yes, I still cannot believe it when I re-watch it. It is just so unreal - the ease with which he goes through their entire defense, as if it's a practice match. I'm also going to a metal festival at the weekend.. which one? Happend to me actually. Asked this girl out I was really into. She had just recently gotten out out of a long term relationship with another guy but she seems really into me, so we start dating. Only a few months later she gets pregnant. Now I was only 21 at the time so this scared the hell outta me.. I big deal, I pulled on my big boy pants and decided it was time to be an adult; we get married 6 months later. Fast forward 7 years, things start to deteriorate. She leaves me and immediately gets back with her ex. She informs me that she's never really been in love with me and really just wanted kids. Her heart has been with him the whole time. What am I suppose to do here? Up vote it? Holy god. I'm due to have a colostomy reverersed fairly soon. I'm terrified my rectum and anus will have 'forgotten' how to work in the past 6 months Really? That's very interesting to me. More importantly, her name is Jackie Rose? OMG YES. One time I was sitting at my desk listening to Muse at full blast, and my sister's friend hears it and comes downstairs all like "Ohmygawd that's the Twilight band!!!!" Even my sister was yelling at her to get out after that one. Cannot unsee What kind of pubs are you playing? can you wear my boxers, get wet in them and send them back.... I WANT!!!!! watched them all my eyes r so tired Do I look like a cat to you boy? That Haunter is my FB profile pic there was some FBI propaganda about how Anonymous would have the capacity to take out power grids in 4 years.... Yeah! What are those spots? Are those the milk ducts? Dark brown... are they puffy? Mine are kinda puffy some days. Wow, no way. I thought I was the only one who loved engineers and beards. What do you mean used by misery? I took these all my self damn. I'm really tired right now, and for some reason when I read your comment I didn't relate it to the sex doll at all. My first thought was "Oh, s/he eats people, and the face must be the most delicious part." No worries brother. Your calling me Frank and yourself Frank II is really weird though Yeah its always been this way at dreamhack. was same during QuakeLive grandfinals (which im sure half the audience didn't know about SOMEONE GET TO DOING THIS hmmm maybe the one who cant get fat may have more mitochondrion which in turn allows for more beta oxidation when responded with epinephrine from excercising, which are high in amount of slow twitch muscle fibers more commonly seen with long distance runners Did the mods seriously delete your post? Is that a freaking fish head? For my sister. My mother had a c-section. Me all natural. a pound is a pound no matter what the material is.....a pound of sugar is just as heavy as a pound of butter. Oh my mistake! I had heard of Misery but havn't tried it yet since I just finished my first playthrough of CoP yesterday ( Whoa so it's like actually dangerous. I'm surprised she's allowed around unsupervised if she does things like stand in fires How about not being an idiot? There was definitely some shirtless bacon on that last page Don't forget more range and less CD (800/24 at level 5)! Dagon 5 is actually a disgusting item...and also the most expensive in the game holy crud, you have enlightened me.. . holy fuck... i thought i was on starcraft_strategy i love you Is this a real thing?! OP, your story is fucking shocking Films video of a failed jet takeoff <---> Asks everyone to stop caming the spawns. Usually that works but I tried it with this image and it didn't work I hope this doesn't mean that the peafowl are plotting to take over... You can't just simply "not need" a shiny. maybe I'm part of his conspiracy My grandma always brought me soap, shampoo, and deoderant for my birthday. Was she trying to tell me I stunk? I mean I shower regularly.... My out loud response, "Ew, it has... lips..." I want one! Gorgeous pup! I'm brushing mine everyday now, the hair! it's relentless.. and everywhere I love when you have evolutionary families where one member is like that's awful, Miles. it really hurts just from reading it. I moved form San Diego to Irvine, right off of Jamboree. Seems like everyone around here sleeps at 9pm at night as well too Its in TIL and its on the front page and its not a wikipedia link. And that's why our brains are supposed to paralyze us when we sleep. She can motorboard herself. Uhh...the other foot looks swollen to... First penta as Garen. Where do you put stuff with dogmeat? ... i was just about to suggest nebulae You asked your GF why her vagina was "so large"? dafuq? Terrifying, it is My eyes were like sisters probe launchers arn't hard to get Well there's a first...for me anyway. In no way shape or form creepy, but I've lived there for about 8 years meow. A friend of mine got a bag of water from his senile grandma. Just a ziplock bag full of water in the mail First read that as "threw walnuts into the fire at my Dad." I just leveled in groups of 5. Went from 20 to 25 with three and then switched out to get the next group from 20 to 25, etc. Except Tidus. I love Tidus. In awkward ways. So, he was out in every single fight in the game ever. Watch out you don't fall down in the bathroom, be taking down some drywall with those (beautiful!!!) things, Man, dang ol' pair of gazelles that are twins, dang ol' Sunday School lesson, man, cookies an' Koolaid dang ol' Song o' Solomon, maing. They have Zekent as top lane, not on support? I get shot from a gun and jumped through Tons of health What...game was that? So am I. thx a ton dude, this is exactly what i mean. Pretty sick win, he had 50 supply lead and 4k bank at one time oh god I think I had a ridiculously dyslexic moment Yep. I knew a super morbidly obese woman (over 600lbs) who was diabetic and loved sweets. She had a massive weeping wound on her leg that "just needed airing out". No amount of talking would convince her to see the doctor about it. Whoa one month ago Not only Brandon Keener, but that backseat female passenger looks a lot like default FemShep. Yes?. Right click What did my eyes just see?! Wtf. I'm in love Maybe they photoshopped a boat around a black box? Is this a rip off channel? "How the H are we gonna fix this S?" First episode of Regular Show. Love the show, but that made me go " So. Fucking. Hot!!! No lie, I got so aroused I woke my girlfriend up from a deep sleep just so I could finish... While still watching your video. you dont need to burn off anything holy fucking shit tits mcgee That would drive me nuts. Dunno how you lived with it Wait, where were your parents? What is going on with the pups ears? They look nibbled upon. first i was like It doesn't really stand out like the :D and wasn't that rincent? or both of them? WTF indeed! Why does this even exist?! I enjoyed reading this. Oh my gosh this sounds like something I am almost going through as well as crazy as it seems This picture confuses my brain and makes me angry.... It's really a kind of big play for me not to choose Shurelya's. The only problem for me is that I always forget to activate this item .. Da faq? Seconded I live in Scotland, have a friend who's a musician who tours the US once in a while. He was wearing this American flag t-shirt on-stage. His music is pretty energetic, so he's sweating and takes it off, chucks it on the floor, and kicks it to the side of the stage, prompting a collective gasp from the audience. In their offence, they asked if he'd do the same were it a Scottish flag printed on it. Well, duh... It's a t-shirt. They're going on tour this year How the fuck did that thing move so fast? Aren't they supposed to be SLOW?! Define "normal" As a Swede... Damn, now *I'm* hot for him... The first word that popped in my head was delicious So .. ThorZaiN, Naniwa, Sase, Polt, HyuN, Genius, Ret and Socke aren't worth watching .. for free? Supersonics didn't exist when this happened The longer you look the creepier it gets That's awesome This looks very familiar. I think I saw something like this yesterday. Did I just find a nearby Redditor Wait...? there is going to be a new fallout 4!? I don't get it... what's this have to do with Stephen King? Mother of God... That thing next to the beer can looks prepared to eat all those morels. Why does this look like Tiramisu WHAAT? This is the exact opposite of everything I've ever been told about having curly/wavy hair. fking hell! The one with the photo in the mirror... How the hell did he do that? Love is 2 months older than me You called your son a "dumb fuck"? Well, i haven't really got time to write it all out, so tl;dr: Never bring the cat, the wife and the aunt to Long Beach; all you end up with is an angry woman, a wet pussy and an aunt with a bullet wound the size of your fist I've had someone yell out of a car, which I had never seen before, "nigger" at me...I'm Caucasian I'm glad I did it once...never again What? I don't know. Are you going to kill it? Wait, your *girlfriends* regularly suggested threesomes? Jesus. Not even Rugby? Celestia's face. Sunstar gen room Did not go to college. Aren't KingJ and PCT both carry players? I don't know anything about women, but I do know that I think your self image might not be very accurate. You are intelligent enough to write this post, to self reflect, to acknowledge your emotions, and you have a desire to grow. Women seem to be mostly attracted to confidence. The fact is that I have observed men with low wages, who live at home, etc. succeed with women simply because they are confident, often to the point of arrogance. So the trick I think is to think long and hard about yourself. Think long and hard about who you want to be, what makes up a "man", and do your best to stick to it. For the moment forget about women, and focus on being a man among men. I don't mean the stereotypical MAN, I mean be the best person you can be, to the standards YOU create for yourself. As for approaching women, I think it just takes practice...and many many many painful failures :( It sucks, but it's just the way it seems to be. They call it a game for a reason I think. You have to compete a little bit, even though I personally think it's a bit primal. Most players don't succeed often at the start, and it takes a bit of studying as well as practice to be consistently successful. I myself have not moved past those failures though, so my advice might not be very helpful haha. I've been trying online dating sites So then people who paid extra for the digital CE are basically getting *nothing* then? clap.. clap... clap... you win sir. well apparently there is a new formula thats powerful durable soft clean & save... dont know wtf ive been thinking... Uhm....You are a generally happy, energetic and tidy girl. College student? Timid. Empathetic. Warm hearted. Ready for excitement? You also have an uncanny resemblance to my ex Fiance Would someone enlighten me and explain what exactly is Burning Man? It seems interesting enough. Huh, aside from the repostness of this picture are my the only one who sees the whole "now kiss" thing going on with the trees? ; Why isn't he a good person? What is it? OH. MY. GOD. With the demented shit that my mind gets up too... Why not the M60?? thats wrong? teamsless vs clg.eu should start in 1hour and 12 minutes.. not 2hours Killed murloc, did not receive head. While at the OB office the receptionists will ask patients for their birth date to look up records. Standing next to me was a visibly pregnant women and when she said her birth date was something something 1991 my husband and I just looked at one another like this She does? Yeah, wasn't expecting that... oh...ok. what class do you teach holy great gods of walls of text So, you think that during a dive, the prop provides no additional thrust to the plane Really And she had 8 kids by the time she was 30, at that. is it just me or did that cat just used his tail like in super Mario 3? My girlfriend's name is also Francesca. I have also saved it in my iPhone with a little pink heart at the end. I was pretty spooked when I saw this image There were highlights? Was i watching the same game? Yep, but I've heard from few girls that all did this say that's why they put looking for "Friends" only... TinyPic renames gifs to jpgs. Why? I have no idea, maybe to save space? Her parents hardly spoke English, and her father called me gay because I had ear piercings Now you're milking it! I'm a Canadian student on the west coast and have friends all over the east coast and this is the first I've heard of it Verse 28 and 29 state that, "If a man meets a virgin who is not engaged, and seizes her and lies wither her, and they are caught in the act, the man who lay with her shall give fifty shekels of silver to the young woman's father, and she shall become his wife." It only counts if you get caught Nope sorry didn't have a dad ( Mother of god... You're right. You can't have identical twins where they are different genders. Identical means identical emos are called scene kids now? This guy skamper is a gem. Jokes about shooting his dog with a shotgun in another thread. To me it looks like invade the jungle week. No less than 4 junglers on that rotation. He's been knighted now? I just cleaned out my history. Why is that link purple? I thought he was holding down his boner I'm trying to cure my fear of spiders with the subreddit. So far not working You didn't do that anyway? Wow. For a reason, that drawing style reminds me of Rocko's Modern Life. Never said that blood was blue front...p..page I never thought I'd find someone from my hometown on reddit SO cute.... wait what Thank you so much! I love you now. Forever. It's like the flood from Halo Yeah that Klutz guy will never make it I'm 11 homo Holy crap I've been on this site for 3 years! When I smoke my mom doesn't become a nazi... Apparently Bruce Willis has my penis on his head. Does that game EVER end? I've been playing for at least three hours now. Poor fish. Wickedly yum looking though. How do you... take care of a fish when its looking at you? took a girl home for the first time. Went to bed thinking she lived alone - woke up naked in her bed with her mom hovering pancakes in my face... My sausage was erect and not covered - and a very weird smile her mom had on her face Yea because no lead singers whine about shit we can relate to whining about you have more than one penis? I don't have any of these problems or need to do anything extra to pee... mine never gets in the way of using the toilet. I remember those. They got replaced with 8x4.5' though Does that game EVER end? I've been playing for at least three hours now. Too stupid - didn't read - but... if god created everything according to a plan. He had everyone planned 4.2 billion years ago. So every time you've masturbated in your life added up, you're guilty of more murders than Hitler... I think that's so pretty... wait, nope. i remembered why i was about to write august instead of april. i was like why am i about to type august when were talking in relation to 420. but yea, it is 9/11. And suddenly hephatitis I'm black and what is this I've had a crush on this man since I was 10 and saw Due South for the first time... oh man, I've had a crush on him for almost 2 decades As a girl with DDD boobs, all I have to say is OUCH. I just finished 'Night' last week, great book. (It's well written I see it too... Why did they go to Peru? Opening a up a training house with superior powerful american money in a 3rd world country to save expenses? oh god ahri free week Alligators in the ocean bongs confuse the fuck outta me How would they not though?? The thing is gestating inside of them whoa that gave me chills Please i went a week straight without reddit. Most painful week i've had I realized my mistake the first two comments someone made about it, thought it looked weird when i was typing it You too What was he listening to? that table in the back has no chairs. really? why does he have 'the royal penis is clean your highness' at the ending...? Quite pricey Lol, who's downvoting OP for thanking someone for a response? It's not a game. My fucking gawd, she's adorable. I find that guy (and the character he plays) to be sexually attractive. Apparently sexual attraction isn't something this subreddit goes in for though. you did? no new friend notification came up holy shit i second this. Well, so much for getting to bed before two am now. Woaw in just one minute you accumulated 5 down votes Does it have to be a guy? it worked fine for me So, are you really calling him a bastard or are you lying? True, but he may know things you do not! Literally? Are you sure? I was in a bar with my dad and Arch Enemy started playing and I said "Hey, guess what?" "What?" "That's a chick doing the vocals." Yeah... how the hell DID you get Madagascar? I do not have context for this 'shop. Good point, I dunno why I wrote that in the first place. i cant believe i watch the whole video... That's weird Watch out you can't pause it/close it ... Dafuq did I just watch You got a mod approved raged comic... wow Episode 3 of Legend of Korra is where my sister and I are at currently. It's so good. They raped each other?? Where did it say they had sex? Is it weird that I know who the guy in the picture is? Ewwwww right? Let's all laugh at him!!!! o_O This metric actually seems incredibly helpful she looks like she's about to say something Wut he looks younger now ...wat Neither was the gator Those kids should be on /r/creepy You one hit killed Alduin? When did bubblegum ever steal the show from jake and finn How weird is that? Two of my youngest brothers were born on January 1st, and December 25th, respectively.. so there actually is a mascot.. There's only 7000 of us? Is that MakaPrime? Want. So much want. Go to Australia...snake eating spiders Oh you will ehh? Why the downvotes? Same here. The best I'd over gotten was like 0.50 or something. I wasn't even paying attention to the clock, and when it unlocked I was like Muts resist temptation to do this... Seriously I know. I'm looking at your squad and wondering why Belgium aren't one of the best 20 teams in the world. That is almost Uruguay levels of performance per population You pay 4€/month? Wait, so that wasn't the joke? aww, yay! I try to leave reasonable replies to those bots sometimes in hope the people saying 'what is that subreddit that was good I dont know. How do Christians feel about all the stupid shit that their extremists do on a daily basis? recently purchased a 2012 toyota tacoma with roll down windows My mum gave me the giant homemade book of STIs (she was a doctor and just got a lot of full colour photos and detailed explanations and put them together and we sat down for 2 painful tear filled hours as she told me that THEN showed me videos of women giving birth...). i actually have a paper due 3 hours from now wait, your argument for iphone beating android is that iphone has a gameboy faceplate adapterthing available for it? Running dungeons should shed infamy pretty fast from what I hear... people have said they dropped 400+ in one run. I thought infamy capped @ 9K btw... how they heck did you get 14K Fucking hell, her MGS outfits are spot on. yuuuup angelfish too Damn...that pretty F'n hot. >Latino man shoots black man. Black community lashes out at whites. This makes sense.... it does.... if I say it does what did I just read? So elsewhere you invade war All I can think about is how awkward it would going to school or work with something like that How many lungs do I have?! Dude, you can only see her side-nose. Has Rihanna even acted before dem Freckles... Because many species of turtles are endangered -looks at post- ... Yep, weird alright.. -notices wiener plural- wait what Who cares about Jesus. The chick in the middle. < This story has been around since 620 BC?! And why would that be a wtf moment? I have no idea how this got so many upvotes... How did you find that one out? Do I know you? My Mom told me that they saw my husband and I getting married as an "opportunity" to convert him and his family. Awesome, thanks for the suggestions thus far. Somehow I did not even see the Quickstart guide. thats allot There were a lot of fun things that we used to be able to do that got nerf-batted because it was anti-fun. Like a terrorist wouldn't want to blow up some bacon That face... doesn't look like The Boss... its the mic YES IT DOES. And thanks for pointing this out as now that I know there's a difference, I'll go buy some parchment paper and stop smoking up my kitchen when trying to make flax crackers So is there gonna be a "Cadence Game" Creepypasta... That's why it's hilarious to see people say "Inferno won't be that hard." Omg please don't tell me this is true. I am so sorry. What do you think porn star is? That sounds fantastic as i said in the title, i was 6 when the game came out. of course i was cheating Need a new team to root for eh? Why not Thunder? With my friend's phone, which is the same model phone as my phone Wait, is this for real or is this a parody? I'm not sure Doesn't really matter who it is, it's generally useful advice. I'm not exactly vilifying him You had a sauna and a jacuzzi at your high school? I didn't even realize it was my cake day Are you fucking retarded? What do you suppose all that Buddhist enlightenment and Nirvana and transcending the body, stuff is about? those snacks over there on the table i think... Person's silhouette in the bottom left What happened daily behavior log Can you imagine all the paperwork that would have to be done to split up the United Kingdom? That guy must have felt really self-conscious starting out . . . After a while you just don't care, penis' are all around you, it's hardly emasculating once you get used to it, but imagine how he felt at the beginning My dumbbell bench max is 75x9, and my barbell bench max is 185x5. How can you only db bench 80s but bb bench 275? I would be interested in this as well, surprisingly haven't seen any yet Ya I don't understand the allure of WASD here, either. There's a distinct lack of fine control when you try to map 360 degree movement into the cardinal directions that the keyboard offers. Thankfully consoles don't have this problem with their analog joysticks which work as phantom mice in regards to movement. Not sure about targeting though. Yeah im avg and im still almost too big for my gf the KOREAN SLEEP?? That LAST EPISODE.... Seriously, the whole show is amazing but the last episode was just... I discovered this subreddit today. I don't know if I'll be able to leave... That sounds advanced Reminded me of the block fort from Mario kart Balloon battles What was first place?! I can't... I can't tell what point you're trying to make here. What if... JK Rowling is Harry Potter But the bigger question is! "Can cat's kill door rats? That's a straw man argument that completely ignores my original point. Saying we should learn to sustainably live off our own planet doesn't mean never colonizing other planets. I'm just saying that it would be sad to see us repeat the same mistakes on new worlds, if we found them. And suppose we don't find any planets nearby to colonize at least in the short term - then what? What's the next step on your timeline? i got attacked by a female Dragur with a male bearded Drauger head. > Why did they go to Peru? Opening a up a training house with superior powerful american money in a 3rd world country to save expenses? You know they don't speak German in Slovakia right? You know what "wordplay" is right? ...that is *seriously* tacky I thought playing starcraft was for fun, not for free wins Is this real? That was quick *probably* dead?! this is in ohio, A girl I went to middle and high school with ended up all over the news several years ago as a suspected terrorist. She was a student at MIT and went to the airport to meet her boyfriend while wearing a name tag made out of LEDs. Security thought she had a bomb And what happened after that? Not sure if boy, girl or gay I was told to format some of those at work the other day. I was like I so want a .corn domain now Eh, mine are all pretty even, but the most watched ones tend to be in the middle. For some reason. The fuck is watching Let's Plays without watching the start? 2012 man.... 2012 I'd love to give **you** a little tongue action For a second Ithought the joke was a face swap. I was wrong. It's been 16 days, man. I recently had a nightmare that involved my toddler taunting a young grizzly bear, it coming in through the living room window(that doesn't open, but did for dream purposes), and then it stealing her pants by gripping with the soft under pads on its paws when I yanked her out of reach. As soon as I noticed that, I couldn't stop staring at them. That's a lot of fucking crosses. Upvote for original art (at least I hope so they were wiped out by a meteor? Yeah that's the problem with applying a mathematical paradox in reality. Of course Achilles will pass the turtle in reality, but viewing only the math it seems as though he never will We also got one of those at the Technical university of Denmark today?! I would do things to you that would make a whore blush OMFG [/r/spacedicks](/r/spacedicks) is childs play compared to this That's weird.. considering I joined reddit today for the first time ever.. I see I thought I had a lot of apps. Whats wrong with Photobucket? Wat. Lies. Why do you think such thoughts So... Jihadists are sane? Definition of hot dog down a hallway! Kill it with fire. It's like Reddit knows what I've been listening to the past week *gulp* "Uhhh, well then we have a problem" Are you offering legendaries for them? ... my god What if... it was a translation error! I put my dick in crazy. Never put your dick in crazy. You won't be the same But, but... God can do anything... but if he made a burrito so hot that even he couldn't.... Wow. And the final gift shall be the skull of a Human Being. My name means child molester in german Last summer, I beat up a Vulpix(pokemon) with a crowbar and it still had it's eyes opened so it looked like it was still alive. I dragged it into a concrete room and I proped it up so it looked like it was standing up. That's all I remember from the dream, idk what the hell I would do that though I want one Same here. I loved me some Polynesian sauce. Would it be considered statuary rape if someone had sex with him? You can't post a question that you already topped Ooo ooo ooo!!! Pick me, pick me!! I have strong teeth and a wide tongue. Does that help? Well there you go CANNOT UNSEE Wait a minute...at the bottom..."Yoga positions demonstrated by animals"...? Holy FUCK dude on the right is this uncommon? ...but than who would we make fun of i made it this far If my cat is hungry, she'll find paper or plastic somewhere in the apartment and start eating it in front of me Lol, what kind of price are you talking for Pseudomugil gertrudae? Admit it, every time you see this you try to make up its own dog voice! Lately I've started to read this in Scooby Doo's voice Inner monologue: "Wow he is cutting that eye a lot. Gah, stupid cameraman, look up. Why is he pulling on that eye skin? Oh my god that's not eye skin. Okay, it's coming out, that's good... what. Why is there still stuff left in there? DON'T LET IT GO BACK IN! Oh god hurry get it out get it out please get it out *why is it so long get it out* Your dad is John Stewart? How come? It's a trap the playground "Just?" JUST!? TIL that people do post new things on r/MW3. But seriously thats aweome and nice feed… I had to take a good long second look They put like 20 angelfish in a 40 gallon tank on there once. I was like Read that as "explodacus" Wait, what? You disabled the desktop? How do you do that? I always finish people's sentences We left it? For my first time I ever went to locals, I just wanted to watch the games. I was forced to pay 10 dollars for entry, and 5 dollars if I wanted to watch.... I was like Not 100% sure, but I think they deleted my comments when I posted the source Yea I saw the post about Bush putting the PV ones on the roof this morning too At WORK. Was Athene's unholy grail named after, you know, Athene, the WoW player? Did he reach 10,000 referrals? Great googly moogly They block random blogs, but they allow reddit? You can RE Campaign gear? some people do Team Liquid has the most remaining players in GSL code S of any team? ...Shit. Pretty much exactly this. Although I don't need as much emotional-ness(?) in my relationship. The part about the gym particularly resonated with me. Something about working out with my boy looking just like a pair of friends and when people find out we're dating they just 50GB CAP? I love that, when you're bobbing along to a fuckin' awesome song and then you realise there's no music playing. So many weird looks This is what makes me sceptical though, if I feed +20/-20 to the IF calc it says my BF% will go up, unless I plot in Weight Gain is 0% fat. Any help on this? Dude. Why aren't you reading Mouse Guard? I'd go with you, but I just like being in shopping malls and such; I enjoy looking even though I never buy anything and I can look for fucking HOURS I suspect most men would give him a " that win ratio Hooray for having to wake up at 6 AM to be ready by 7AM Why would you let them do that to you Before I was pregnant I had a dream that I gave birth to a litter of kittens.. haha 8 hours of mountain biking a day, 7 days a week? So is she back there screening for prostate cancer? You look like an actor Yea I think they were aiming to steal my alloy wheels but must have gotten interrupted in the process or something. I'm just glad I noticed and got some replacements before going driving and having a wheel come off Why I don't... What?! SHY?! you are stunning get them out of the clear cups. light damages roots I do when I am in the shower and they are soft. Cutting them seems very scary and I refuse to do anything like that Probably cost them about 20 cents extra Agree on the chorus but not the guitar I use both thumbs. If what im writing is on the left side of the keyboard, left thumb. If im typing on the right side, right thumb. So my thumbs are both hovering or touching the space. Now im conscious about it. *Removing* freckles? Is that a thing? 'Men are such scumbags'... Says the destroyer of wombs? Holy shit. That is my school Yeah that makes no fucking sense the population of that city is the same as the population of Canada Are you sure you're looking at the right pictures? What happens when the dude at the front says: "You may now kiss the bride?" Ok, it won't happen to 100% of people who take SSRIs but a large percentage will experience these problems. I'm just warning you man. Go ahead and take SSRIs if you want I don't give a fuck. Put a stem on its head and it becomes a pineapple probably broke up with his girlfriend whoa. You mentioning WC3 just made me realize how badly I would love to play a Footman Frenzy type game on LoL That ":C" emoticon, how does that work in real life? How do you bend your upper lip like that or where is your lower lip Did you really eat the whole plate??? that looks so filling, and about 1300 calories depending on how much ground beef you used. I'd be sick if I ate that much I got the "please insert xonar DG" error the first time I ever tried to download the driver software. I just put it off because my xonar DG was up to date with the latest driver, but i'd still be missing out on the software. I tried to install it again a day later and it worked I love the first comment *"are these abandoned? they are beautiful."* Huh well ummm.... yeah... about that.. Ugh, I hate eastern timezone, this always cuts into my dinner time Yes.. I seriously felt a huge improvement to my quality of life after I stopped reading all these magazines... Unbelievable how negative they really are It was actually kinda awkward, because it was an accident at the end of a physics lecture, and he was asking questions rather loudly. So other people might know O_O I did not need to find Wil Wheatons GoneWild pics I don't know what to say to this Looks exactly like my old place in Astoria Like linking accounts? "Make" her do volunteer work. What if the guy is left handed? Looks like her dress is on backwards. where the fuck is the Not Safe For Life tag?! Also ironic that zachary quinto played Spock which is 1/2 of the second longest running slash pairing ever....second only to John/Sherlock. I had a terrible cramp after the deed just last week. That night it got worse and worse, with the pain slowly creeping up to my shoulders! It got so bad, the next morning I went into the emergency room. Turns out, I had internal bleeding from a ruptured (natural) cyst on my ovary that was caused from penetration. So basically he put a hole in my abdomen Holy Cow! It has a life time warranty ... only a government run program could be this dysfunctional ( AGH, Rodriguez!!! Cosway hoarding? Feeling attracted to you feeling frisky in your new corset. could have been worse, could of had Kofi in it You did that at 11 years old Tell me, how did this get to the front page here? I wonder if the people who eat them get those worms? Woah When you have some time google the stats on the reflecting pools, it will blow your mind. Something like, there's enough water in there to fill the Empire State Building..... 12 times But what of she is brown? FML... Hate the twinkies, they are the fat that support the waists of the Mods~! Even for NOVA! GASP! How? Oh yuck! Poor bugger, lucky this guy was still alive My god you're right Just don't ask him about his Trident White addiction. Me too ^ You should've seen the look on OP's face when he got two ups. I thought he was going to pass out. I will eat these, Carl. Watch yourself. I'm doing a party Friday and the host requested "music the girls can shake their asses to." Working a-okay here.. Now I can just think of a mime couple and a mime doctor going through a long mime labor with an invisible baby I wonder if there's a happy ending.. Nice.... but what happened to the children... who took them or what They are coming out at different times... gw2 doesnt even have a release date I REMEMBER THOSE! I could never actually remember WHERE I remembered them from (inception.. Why is this getting downvoted? Good god, what vile fucking people. Wow. Sounds like I'll just stick with the $5 gift cards for now then... Why wasn't I told about this in advance? You've messaged 75 more people. Are you calling Danielle fat? this sounds like my roommate i had in collage Fuuuuuuuuck! Wait...no...that's what I **want** to do. Ok...I dunno...thats just ridiculous is all I know. OH BY THE GODS, NO! Fully specced for melee including Blade Armor, looks like a Batarian's melee is around 2200 damage. Can't hardly wait to read your post about how they met and fell in love. MY eyes went It's almost as though, in the intervening time period, he rearranged his living room. Whoa... Maybe he even redid the floor. Blowin' my mind over here. You're lookin' right! Question though, by freshman, do we mean in high school or college? That's really interesting. Dude has some balls. I also would like to read his paper titled "The hierarchy of ego-defense mechanisms in foreign policy decision making." Omg! You look like Hilary Haywire. Holy shit. Going up is the easy part. I shat brix when he started gong back down. yes This Is why i left android for windows phone :DPs: if they really are templars then it would explain why the most searched for word on Bing is google My sister's name is Emily... WAT. I've only really been to the one in Shareo and they don't even have them. I would leave him too, it's only been at most 28 days (oh shit 28 days later Oh... my... fucking... god! Crosspost this shit to [/r/creepy](/r/creepy) 30 degrees Celsius is room temperature? Where do you live? Maybe I'm wierd, but if a guy did that for me, I'd rethinking just being friends. Thats REALLY adorable She appears in 'The Prince of Winterfell'? Holy H*** we are catching DOTA 2! Gorgeous I had over 30 referrals. Now I have 2 I didn't see you supporting them anywhere The lowest wasn't lowest... Did parents find out and get mad? What kind of joyless biatch was she? I don't even clean mine... I didn't know you could We've been using the level 1 Genki book for a full year That last one is a terrible phonetic description, what the fuck? Coo-ay-you-ay? Is... is that Xanth reference? HAH I know it can be painful but the texture artists I worked with on Animalia did some fucking amazing things with it. Those guys were absolute wizards with pixels Wow, i need this morg skin Hm. I have never seen it I was just eating a fig newton when I saw this thread. Not fucking around. whoah Elephants can't really fly Seen a video of that. I swear it hurt my balls just watching it As with a huge amount of fetishes, they're usually about either having absolute control, or having no control. Hell I was looking through a female friend's kindle the other day, and she had some erotic literature about some woman who has a rape fantasy. I fell off my quad, and my bone popped through the skin in my wrist what...the hell did i just watch? and why is it so damned funny?! Woooa ???? I just typed in "imabigmoronwhocantrememberhislines.com" and it took me to a Hyundai website. It is pretty common to have a starting dose of 2mg and stay at that level for the first three months. There are good reasons for this: some people are more sensitive to estrogen than others. I seem to be one of those people - I have been on hormones for 7 1/2 months now and my dose is still 2mg, the effects of which are far exceeding expectations. I can't imagine having *started* at *twice* my current super effective dose... I left my first one where I found the second one Wow. Have to try that as soon as possible This is so wonderful. BUT. Imagine how weird that would be with sexy times. It's all like "Herpina! I want sexy times!" and your daughter would be like. What daddy? It's not a matter of weight... I can do it and I weigh 118. It was very informative chart until you reach the bottom...11 are missing?? "you don't die from rabies..." Yeah, and Amy's 37? They look like they're in their late 20s I didn't even know they sold dual cores still Took a look at it, so many suggestions. quoting scripture is childish? What's the wrist screen thingie on the guy in the foreground's arm? Chemistry/philosophy I just freaked out and went to check. It's still up. That was my childhood. Its Tamil. Reads "Anthony". But written like a kid scribbled it What did the kid do, to deserve such an answer? There's a mod for everything. I had to google him. He's gay? I thought he was just overly-enthusiastic. Wait..why would it bounce back if it were hollow inside? Jesus, put a NSFW tag, I'm in class. When I was about 13 or so, my neighbor at the time (a year younger) convinced me to go to his church with him, I really didn't want to but he said he was a Sunday school leader (aka teachers aide) and I wouldn't have to do much. I we hardly got to hang out due to his strict parents so I agreed to go with him. Big mistake, as 10 minutes into the class the "teacher" has to duck out for some reason leaving my neighbor and I handling about 12+ five and six year olds. 30 minutes in and one kid needs to go to the bathroom and for some reason wants me to take him ... You're protesting against Breivik... Because so many people still believe his ideology has such strong merits that you need to take a stance against? NOPE.....FUCK NOPE.... haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. I just ran my players through the Irontooth encounter a few weeks ago. At one point in the encounter, the tank was literally surrounded by kobolds. As in, all eight squares around the character were occupied by kobolds. Most of which have mob tactics. That's a +8 to attack for every slink and skirmisher in the area. What server do you play on? I play LoL and I've never had this happen to me what kind of cartoons Still a bit childish. Like he got hurt was that real? So will WOLF be an epic battle between Earl and Tyler Holy shit I can't believe my first submission made the front page holy shit...after watching that full video, TIL that 2 people in the UK have been arrested for trolling the way he is gripping that - looks like he has some special love for you as well Now that you mention that.... it probably is I liked the big purple beam thing but the flashing blue orb kind of gave me a headache. The gameplay looked fairly smooth - is your video capture software really kicking the fps down by 33%? You´re so evil Whoa, your pug seems to be really enjoying himself. Because you learn so much by handing in the same essay repeatedly. Sounds like a child-molesting penguin. Sweet Jesus, have mercy. I don't think this is normal. Our corp has been perpetually wardecced for over the past year and we've never even considered leaving and joining a new corp. :o :D nie :) raczej ja z siebie zparanojowaną (..?y, paranoid?) osobę, ale ej, jak jestes polakiem, to teraz twoj pierwszy komentarz nie ma sensu I dunno, I will kind of miss the KEKEKEKekkekekekekekkekekeke ~_~ o_O_O o_ Yes, lots and lots of leashes Years Is it... is it uncomfortable? [](/wahaha) Omg, I love it Fraps captures lossless .avi files. That's essentially the best you can get from PC software. Oh god, I think I'm the male equivalent of your ex. Dammit. That guy was the only one from reddit that I met at coachella because my phone broke woah they have pineapple white owls I . . . learned something new. Zero Gravity bears?!? Holy. Shit. My new roommate has the whole setup, and after I posted this said we're going to play through it this weekend. He's never finished it either Omg! People have taken their dogs diving.... O_O you just avoided actually saying what it WAS that happened That's weird She looks like a creamsicle. A Stormcloak elf I'm Norwegian and this looks so weird to me. Ø is pronounced like the 'i' in 'bird' or the 'ea' in 'learn' So it was you the whole time Hello 240p, we meet again OMFG i just saw a guy today with the same horse mask Jeans have to be washed? You've seen who do what to me? so you're a girl that was supposed to be a boy, but you **do** like boys so does that make you "gay"? kidding. if a guy had a problem with it, that'd be weird...you're still a girl... Also b0red always posts with Step-daughter. 28 years old. ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE?!?!?! I know. In an interview the roles are defined, topics are forthcoming, and everyone knows what to expect from each other. Put me in a social situation trying to talk to random people? Like guys literally sitting in the middle of street doing god knows what, homeless guys dancing/moving around a pile of trash woah that reminds me of a post i saw a few days ago where people started talking about if we are all part of one persons dream and now after reading your post im so creeped out Problem there is that thumbnails aren't turned on (I'm assuming for spoiler reasons) do there isn't enough room there. Why are they on for you? why am i getting voted down?! 8 of the first 15 are defense Downvotes you say?! But...It has a cat in it! i love this movie. didn't really care for the sequels as much. when i first saw it in grade school, i thought that it was full of secret messages. wait... why are they naked? O_O was not aware this was a repost... My friend sent me the link from youtube and i thought it was hilarious and posted it here... welp.. I feel bad now... IM ONE OF THOSE... PEOPLE... I live in canada I can't tell if his body is facing front or back. Reddit has increased the sale price from 9 dollars to 17 in the past month on this... Actually, it wasn't and I never knew anyone that did that... Most of the shoes I've bought have come with spares laces nope, you really only dip (just the tip) the barely tips of your fingers in and then work into your hair, so it isn't as greasy as you would think. It's actually not greasy at all if you just use a VERY small amount, and it works quite well. I found it at a local barber shop, and have been on the same jar for over a year now This person goes to college WTF is wrong with this guys I'm sorry to hear about your mom. I hope she will get help eventually. What is PAD? I'm not familiar with that acronym. I use marijuana myself from time to time. I find I can balance my moods with the different varieties (sativa for depression, indica for mania). Mostly it's the only thing that quells the migraines and nausea which comes with them. I'm glad you're out of your depression, and I hope that you can find balance as well. Maybe move the pistol away from your closet. so far not yet. but i'm only 25...... a whole hand? Doesn't it say; Caution: Flammable or something like that? Dem soulless German Shepherd eyes.... What else are they hiding from you? wow. That was almost a haiku ...Alex? How do you look this good with no makeup I... had not noticed that wow. for some reason reallllly creeped me out With us resting guys all year. I will be disappointed if Pop doesn't get coach of the year. He has managed this team better then anything I have ever seen. He even managed to squeeze in a few days off himself and get some wins I had JP nightmares too You'll have to excuse my bruises, I have no clue where they came from. please don't be shy, you are You are crazy good looking that's reeeally weird.. i've been singing that in my head for the past 20 minutes.. and then this.. Liking how some good questions are getting better answers That was so awesome! What happened? Sounds horrible.... I think this is the first list of musicians where I don't think I know any of them... ...can someone fix that Pikachu's eyes? The eyes are following me Didn't someone post another exact same caad 10 the other day as a graduation present Orrrrr maybe it is new and organism was created in the lake I think this is a question about career-choise Having trouble believing this.... shattered wrist? Pro-tip, click them "He doesn't believe in VLANs" I will have to give him a second chance if he just signed Askew...I honestly didn't know that Who the fuck studies microbiology and doesnt believe in evolution Are you sure that isn't Edith Bowman? Apparently being an actor makes you good company? Yeah, that made me "WTF" too. VLANs save you a ton of trouble and if he's really worried about VLAN hopping attacks or something there are ways to protect that. Don't get me wrong, the DMZ and certain specialty networks should be on isolated switching environments, but for like the other 90% of business VLANs are awesome. Can you imagine how many NIC cards you'd have to stuff in an ESX server to fill the role of 1 trunk port? Definition of a team cant troll ? Lies!! You be after me lucky charms! I was scrolling up and saw your TLDR first. The sequence I imagined way crazy. The ex wife got pissed off and went to Africa to kill everyone as a form of venting i got chills looking at this Ok, wait a second. Vanguard will have secondary weapon as it is, in fixed position with turret? So gunner could only shoot at same direction as turret? be careful. just like that hole, this site goes to some dark places.. Is that H-to-the-usky Husky? No legs? Me voló el marote que el Civ IV haya usado Python I am very lucky I didnt have a passenger My dad and I were playing on this wooden bridge thing at the park (one with chains that sways around when you walk on it). He was acting the goat and swinging the bridge back and forth, I fell off into the sand and hit my head off a boulder. Apparently I just lay there doing the woaw, awesome If this were hosted on imgur I would be able to view it and upvote it It also involves having 1.28 million dollars. I'd be lucky to get $100,000 The fuck? the damage on that multiple fierce thing The pink masterchief looks good but wtf, the guns!?They look horrible. I remember that making it to the front page of reddit not to long ago, guy screencapped it and I was like Me too, cause I just broke my right arm, my teacher always looks at me like this I'm wondering the same. Why two? Am I the only one that got freaked the crap out by 'Mama' kittens? NYPD Rob, what would a fine for flying an RC plane in a New York Park be do you think? yeaaaaaah...got room for another on that bed? Indeed, and we wouldn't age during that lightspeed trip too, but everybody around us would. Holy crap, I'm #9?!? We totally use tomato sauce Living in the bible belt, you can lose your job (not legally of course but they find a way), people turn on you, your friends disown you, your family treats you as if your a heathen and they can "bring you around to god", you are left out of most conversations because 90% of talk down here is religious, and generally your whole life can goto hell. It IS a scary thing to come out with. I watched a video lat night of a man being beaten and lit on fire because he went against god (this was in another country mind you) but the thought that if I was in that country right now, they would do the same to me for defying their god is scary shit. The world is hostile, and the religious are wolfs in sheeps clothing. My father was informed that he needed to get rid of his '86 corvette that he bought with his retirement or be fired from working at a church (United Methodist Church) because he wasn't a part of the church and as a custodian it made the church look bad. Note this guy made 100k a year preaching I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE. l'attaque des twitterbots dans les comments How do people use it incorrectly? .08 limit here so I can see where he's coming from- that .01 sucks because it's an arbitrary line. Unfortunately that amount will have a different effect on a seasoned drinker than a newbie. Source- I work in a hospital and have had conversations with people at a .4 I can tickle my feet and stomach... my grandpa is slightly schizophrenic. Should I be worried I lot of VWs come from Mexico, or Brazil. >multiple fierce thing It just fits too well That, along with the anti-urinal movement in Europe? They de-emphasized her fabulous cheekbones with too much airbrushing. It looks more like a photo of a young Lisa Bonet than the SooYoung we know & love. Your reaction might have been a little bit over the top, but it really annoys me when people leave their shit around for other people to pick up. Not really sure why people are downvoting. woe woe Can anyone explain why? Dude! When I lived in California that shit was upwards of two dollars! A 9 year old who liked Midsummer Night's Dream? The fuck? Is that a toilet seat cover on your steering wheel? Right ~~ This kind of freaks me out. I have a strong face and have had a beard sinxce I was 16 and beck then it was strange having people call me 'sir' or 'Sweety, thank the nice man.' Now at 23 I have had people ( happened for the first time today) assume that I am married and have a kid Oh how I feel /r/askreddit is turning into /r/funny Phreak has so much fucking RP and IP ... Hey, this is pretty awesome! not to mention that jesus was born sometime in april and that the early church decided to move the holiday to december to make their religion more pleaseing to the anchiant celts. didnt work thought so the christians still slaughtered them I lost it at "don't harass the few ladies that do come out". It just reminded me of when I very first got together with my girlfriend (she supports everything i do 110% but isn't into much nerdy stuff like me). I took her to a animecon. Right as soon as we walked in the door, a guy dressed up as Sailor Moon started taking our pictures and cheering at us and she was like I tried playing one of the more recent Mario Karts a few years ago, I was like, wtf is this USC is far coming from San Gabriel But the Dream Lord is the Doctor .. Wow, you're beautiful My experience with the police has been that anything they leave behind and don't feel is pertinent to their investigation is yours to deal with. At a hotel I worked with we had some guests hole up in their room with guns and drugs and all that. Cops came and busted them...we had a stand off in the parking lot and everything After I pull your hair, can I pull your hips? I'm more amazed you can lifestream with Youtube. I never knew Cesar? more like a ?? you wanted sf x tekken right? how the hell did you notice that? So much stuff happening at the same time sorry, I was at work, so I was only a [3] How did you not end up dead on the floor with him jumping on you out of nowhere I was like...whats so bad about thi- As a female, I hate to feel legs touching me. If you put your arm on my chest I start feeling like its restricting my lungs. Yes, I am weird i know. So sadly, my husband and I do the invisible dog every night. Why just guys? Zac Efron is actually pretty funny, and he was first an actor on Firefly Hey, I saw that sign the other day Another gif, another non-descriptive ' Anyone else notice she was wearing the same jacket in all of them, only in different colors this spider's been living in my bathroom for two semesters, his name's Paul, and i toke with him! they get that big ? ahh I NEED THIS; PLEASE! i need this hoody Indeed, and Scarra is just so lovable " I have you tagged as 'Really fucking annoyingly does this is fucking amazing in 7.2 surround do you work at 'the Office'? Pretty much everything, the assignment spec was to make a site using PHP, MySQL, etc. and I settled on an e-commerce site, but I think I have bitten off more than I can chew Yeah. Your kinda ridiculously hot bodied. lets give it a caption like "like this in 3 seconds if you're against child abuse" and post it on facebook....I freaking hate those assholes.... There's still mooshrooms on the server? OH MY GOD If I get a vote, I say Asimov wins, because *robots*. maybe you just don't like blowjobs? Huh. I don't have an explanation for that! Its just what he was wearing when he got off! "Hmm that rings looks just like the one that.....wwaaaaiiiiitttt.... Steam chat? Where in Florida are you? Well fine It's ok OP, at least you didn't put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge like I have in the past OH GOD... Chakwas can die!? Oh god... that... that's just fantastic. O_O.................... >.< * O_O * >.< * WHAT?! So I read both parts of your post. This is genuinely how I just interact with everyone. I used to have problems with this girl who was obsessed with me... Maybe it was my fault she behaved that way to me Jeez, I didn't realize so many people randomly hated both Chicago and Chicagoans. I don't understand the pencil test. I'm a 32F/DDD and I still pass it. And then there's no profit I believe I just saw some ultralisk drop harass... Just stopped by to say...I have that shirt I've seen people with this card before. But why does it look like an internet pic rather than you holding it in your hand proving you actually have it? Really? Is *that* why they put mouths like that on blow-up sex dolls? But, I am in Seattle.. not my dad. I must have worded it weird TIL that the song that plays when you win a match in MW2 as the spetsnaz is actually the soviet anthem. So... do you have a dog or a cat? Whoa, an inch farther and you would have accidentally your future kids Didn't even realize i did that until now I'm pretty sure Minecraft can be quite CPU intensive, you might want to look into that. Other than that I endorse jyjjy's build, and the suggestion to go for the 60GB SSD if you *must* get one. It does seem pretty bizarre on face value to put an SSD into a $250 rig though You know your cat is fat when your duvet looks like a napkin. agreed Interesting It's bad enough to put it in the title, this is jsut.... baffling I'm from St. Louis... And I think I may know your roommate er, no oh wowwwwww I have no idea why this is -6 Also Rochester NY No, definitely felt it. One indicator is probably that I often cried when things were rough. At the end of a difficult day of treatment, sometimes I'd cry because it got to be overwhelming, and by letting that out I'd be able to move on. And I took the deaths of my friends very hard. I'm also prone to feeling guilty about a lot of stuff that doesn't matter all that much, like procrastinating and such. You'd think I'd be able to put things in perspective based on my experiences, but I'm an inherent perfectionist. Maybe I'm actually just really feeling but also super analytical.. which often aggravates that. My brain is blowing up damn man, you have pretty hardcore memory Startled me a bit at first. I didn't want to see it As someone that plays D&D, this phrase has always made me Wow. A 2GB file takes me about 6 hours to load... I would hate to get that file. The thumbnail looks like a cat or a fox or something? Very beautiful Would love to fuck and get fucked by that beuty There's no /say command? lol..im so fucked (aspiring writer of literary fiction here I literally made this face Wait... **why does Dota 2 have to be completely different from Dota to be considered unique when it is pretty much the sequel/platform for Dota's future development? Forgive me if I'm a little skeptical that "BeerPowered" is an avid cycler "The concept of the Flukeman, as characterized in "The Host", was thought up by Chris Carter after he had been closely studying his dog's worms and had been reading a story about Chernobyl and the extinction of species." There aren't. Lucifron is a beast. And also, he's so fast and entertaining to watch. He uses mouse wheel to move the screen and doesn't use control groups as much very sexy, you have some great boobs. and you look like you would be very pretty but i know you won't be showing your face anytime soon but i have this curiosity now lol. hope you continue to post those wondrous boobs for us to see and to uhhh..... "analyze", for science I need that link. So I decided to browse a subreddit other than league of legends for once, and this is what I find I faintly remember a conversation in elementary school where someone claimed that Milchschnitte is good because it’s a sandwich made with pumpernickel hard to get in? 20.5 HOURS Yeah big improvement, it makes you look a lot older and a lot more mature. Was the hair really all you changed because that's a huge gap for just a haircut Well, that's descriptive. You look a lot like my sister I'm thinking of going again today, but it seems like I have no time to prepare, I didn't place but I played a really good U/W fliers (everyone played u/w That is gorgeous I would have continued to think it said "bowels" if not for your comment What the hell is that. Jesus, how are you only 20. Americans Resisting Graffiti and Gratuitous Humanism? I never heard of this. I thought you were invuln during the endgame. Groudon in the games is only like 9 feet tall. I remember in the Anime he was multiple times taller than trees lemon cakes? That was my instant thought form seeing the picture... it's a furby coming back to haunt us from the 90s... isnt this twilight princess with skyward sword graphics? This happened like 5 minutes from where i live. Good, I'm sure people have tried Around like 3:43, is that Ret??? Oh sweet mother of god, that is the most seductive thing I've ever laid my eyes on. Good to know it's a height thing and not a ...diabetes..thing.. There's also the scene where the girls are getting the Professor ready for his big date. They give him mints, cuff links, and then Buttercup shoves something into his jacket pocket which you can't see and says "and some of these!" I always used to wonder what "these" were when I was a kid, and then when I watched it again recently I went I LOLed at the part that says you can't even smoke in YOUR OWN vehicle if it is on campus. Depends if her grandmother was a Hindu, Buddhist or Nazi.. or all three !,,! I bought it and mine was the 6th of September You cant trade? You consider drudidgion cute? as a meteorologist, i verify this statement I know! Hard to believe.... If you really want an anonymous hookup just to lose your virginity, go to an anime convention out of town or something, where you can at least be a little more anonymous (phone numbers Lava Shamans So you go shirtless, but still wear sleeves? The engine is great... Why just me Lol. But to clarify, how am I a creep? My mom calls me Esmeralda. Whoah, his son was pretty Thanks all, I've never had so many straight people check out my profile oh yes, i gained like 10 pounds within the first month I screamed "FUCK" while eating breakfast with my family. Everyone turned and gave me I have 16:10 monitor Your name looks familiar, I feel as though I might have played PvP with you Oh shit As an Englishman I do not often make fun of other peoples teeth but HOLY SHIT DEM FILLINGS You're friend is kinda freaking adorable. And I'm not talking about the deer. I don't think there is anything comparable since our educational systems are completely different. Actually I don't even know what a College would be in Germany... An alabaster beauty to be sure Same here. How far into the area is it guys? My char is lvl 5 God seems like a really nice guy! I might almost forgive him for Twilight. . . might! I haven't seen my neighbor down the halls since before spring break. . . OH GOD. Who wants to be Kosher? Damn! That's quite hot I'm not a dude THEY DID????!?!? "arachnodactyly" ... spider fingers? Guys... guys... what if the *poster* is the artwork? Anyone else getting a bit of a crackle in their audio watching TSN? Eve: Lol, now show us you masturbating… How the hell do you read that? I didn't believe that some people stand up to wipe their ass but I opened a cubicle door that wasn't locked once and a guy was stand-wiping and I was all By some miracle. So how they capture motion without motion capture? I love that number one is that he wouldn't get any work done if he banged those women, and only number two is that he loves his family. I stopped reading at "RECESSION PROOF"... I'm watching you pinkie pie. Luke Kuechly was considered the number one LB going into this draft I actually thought it was written like this o_O You've really enlighten my life! (I'm not being ironic) The next time someone makes a joke about this for karma I going to shoot a baby did you remove your own upvote? .... "he he he he... $15 for dota 2??!!.... How does this shit even get passed. Are we not the people who put forth laws for the betterment of the public? Who are coming up with these laws It blows my mind when I drive by some crappy little house and there's an "I Stand With Scott Walker" sign in the yard... news flash, you're not standing, buddy - you're bending. As in over. guess i should stop doing this . Do I have to use my hands? RIGHT They're not doing much to Strasburg, yet he seems unhappy. He just kept saying "fuck" even though he just caught the line drive hit by Gordon. I've seen it before.... on reddit They're still using the building Plastic smell I would say try to stop the staring. There is one very creepy kid I know that does nothing but stare and laugh at me and my friends (I am female and have a group of about 8 female and male friends). He stares at us and even when we catch him, he doesn't look away but instead gives us this very strange, I-wanna-stare-at-you-forever smile, much like the "me gusta mucho" face actually I immediately thought this was in Twilight Princess. So how they capture motion without motion capture? Masturbate to my friend getting a blowjob. His statue was a representation of when he was 12 though Why would I waste good bud doing that? I wish the leaderboards updated faster TIL, if this is really how women are...I'm not female. lol wouldn't it be a good thing that you were dreaming? if we paid you, would you buy and ship them to us? altidore? I like the environment. But why are those two guys staring up at me? Wait, you wear non-leather shoes? and theres kinky_pie makin thoes kinky post When I was a teenager, it was actually a big problem for me whenever I go out is what to do with my hands, specially when I'm walking in front of guys, I become suddenly so aware of my hands and the more aware I am the more awkward I get and the weirder my arms look Megan is the girl I was thinking of I can just imagine the Captain's mode of the next decade, with 20 bans for each team.. My family has experienced strong Anti-semitism first-hand (we're from Russia), but I never have personally. It also depends on what you consider Anti-Semitism, and I have run into very strong criticism of Israel (I'm sure you have too, this is common in RL and on Reddit). But thankfully I have never been personally treated differently because I'm Jewish. I am so sorry that you've been harrassed!! Where are you living (rhetorical question, don't answer)?! I would feel so awful. Of course I would feel stronger about being Jewish, but I can't imagine having that kind of experience...just because I'm Jewish Damn, 7 days? What are you shipping things by, pegasus post? resurrection ship What is your ethnicity? You have lovely features and skintone I live in Chicago Windows easter egg!? It used to not hit me as much = =, i'd say about 2-6 months would come once, but it's been coming a lot more lately D8...to the point where it's been stretching over a week, into almost a month >_<. I'm still in high school so there's not much I can do but to just...yes suck it up, i'm pre everything too. It never really strikes in public though Is anyone going to point out he's wearing VERY short shorts? Biff Tannen is real makeitstop makeitstop makeitstop At least they showed up :O How do you do that? The whole sssshhh^hhhhh^hhhhhh..... People still have 250 watt PSUs? tubby has good pvp ..they also supply SUQQU apparently I was still moderately skeptical until I heard Jono Bacon say that. And then I was I have like 200+ games and the most times i've played the same hero is like 9 What country/store are you shopping at? It makes my head explode thinking about it Thanks for posting, this dude is awesome. Learning a lot. wut?? How do you have such an amazing body? Billy Mays amazing maize maze Mayonnaise Mace. i will accept the first dead space as very good horror action game but the second one was to predictable...although it has one of the most amazing intros i ever seen how does one manage to stay fat down there why png and how? I thought that was like 2-3 years ago. Drink sürströmming Well then what the fuck am I supposed to tag you as? Sooo,is vayne op in that ? how does one go about creating a supplement?? It's not that hard coming up with a title. Posts named stuff like "&#3232;\_&#3232;" or well... duh.? Don't worry, touchpad shooters aren't that bad. I've done them for years before I found a nice gaming mouse. It just takes a bit of time to learn the ropes, but other than that, it's totally doable. I got frequently odd looks from people (by that I mean " But they only have 2 gas masks and don't really offer filters. Wasn't there a pretty talented back that had a shoulder problems a few years ago that turned out pretty good? I keep everything in the fridge except canned goods, dried beans, and peanut butter because geeeeerrrrmmms Great place for creatures to hide... Ah I see thanks. So is there any use for glory at all or will they just change the price of structured pvp items later on for it to or something. Also, it isn't to fast to level in WvWvW is it Of course, I haven't looked at Perl yet... *but now I know* 1MB file limit. Yet most seem to be barely 400KB i dont understand what else there is to expect... at least wait for the dlc first, no? I guess I'm wrong. I love Moon as I am a huge WC3 buff. I can't believe I missed this stuff. Thanks for showing me. I guess I've just been so into what Grubby has been doing that I haven't noticed Moon Is it coincidence that this post comes up the same time the lonely stoner post comes up? Or are they connected? I bought my last CD before you bought your first one. The seam ripper is my favorite tool. Also the one I lose the most I was about 13, this was in the 90's, and fashion in the 90's was a complete disaster. It was me and my cousin, who decided to dress like a tramp, standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus for school. Mind you in Baltimore City you would have to take the MTA (Public Transit) to get back and forth from school. Not the yellow school buses. As were both sitting and waiting this car pulls up next to us with some creepy 40 year old pedo asking "How Much?" Me and my cousin stared in disbelief, told him were not hookers as he sped away without saying another word. *This is how I die I mean, you guys went 9-7 and 2-4 in the division last year. mmm maybe I should start going down there more. Might actually meet some ents in Toronto and thus not smoke alone anymore I was doing the Silver Hand Companions quest. I was getting tired of fighting all the conjurers (in the fort) so i pulled out my sanguine rose. While I'm watching my dremora rape these conjurers, i see what I think is another dremora. So i go up and slash with my sword, but it doesn't turn around. After all the conjurers are dead, i see what i believe to be the two dremy's just standing there. I walk up to one and it says Ian's Dremora whatever, then I walk up to the other and it says Sanguine! Just standing there! I was like wtf?, so i tried talking to him. All he said was, "do i owe you money or something?" I was like Wrinkled my brain Does this really work? When I was in high school, ten years ago ( EVERYTHING I’VE BEEN TOLD WAS A LIE. "It might even be habit forming..." omgz \\( I already seen this months ago That little heart-attack... That was.... awesome. Thank you for sharing. Is there a sequel? So true. And even if you like decent loose tea, keep a box of PG Tips around, because some people actually dislike the real thing. Ditto with coffee, there's actually people who will only drink instant. Just checked the coefficient table...I did not realise the Croatian league sucked so much compared to your national team! i was mind fucked with both your names... "...science major...no idea how to convert..." how come it is NSFW? your school has an auto show? This is beautiful Holy shit. When I randomly clicked on the comments he said that quote exactly at the same time that I read your comment. On the fucking mark. It was scary. That makes sense.... When I do that test and I realize I'm dreaming, I start to lose it (waking up) I try to spin but I can't so I try to do the nose test again and I fell my actual arm muscle twitching, and like it want to lift up to pinch my nose that's whn I know I lost the dream.... BTW a while back I did the same thing in a dream except I actually lasted a few seconds longer because after I did the nose test and it failed, I tried to do the ( poke your finger through your hand) I could not it did not go through then I woke up O_o Idk if I was dreaming that I had a lucid dream? Dreamception Umm yeah... Randi with an I is the correct spelling for the female version of the name Randy... That must've been a bitch to organize Samson was screwed. Doomed if he cut his hair, damned if he didn't He's at 9 blocks now! I got the first part....what happened to the second. the last one makes me just want to tip if over It's a spider... rave... that nobody should ever go to. I bet his big toe can cover half of that pedal. You got me... I own 5 stores I never want to wear rings again. perfectly normal thing to Google ... yes, i did reclick on this to see if the time was 4:20.. I have seen plenty of cats , but this..wow ! this is one beautiful cat I've actually had quite a good laugh about 'Strontium' in a physics class. I'm one of them OH My why do you have to be so logical :(, ive had an ssd itch for like 4 years guess ill have to wait a little longer, in other news quad core Unless they are quick and grab hold of your slow moving arm I repeat, I have you tagged as 'Really fucking annoyingly does Oh God why. I think I may need to change my name my first half was 2:22 This should go under spacedicks or morbidreality. No, I just see things and my 'oh boy, reddit-meter' starts buzzing. I have no clue what it means. Don't forget the natives! Oh, wait, everyone did after 1812 You're daughter is the real Ice Truck Killer. Similar to me Not sure whether to upvote or downvote... Steinception I do but, they don't really sound the same Vagina Envy Lulu? im sorry, haha still confused nothing says street fight or chicago like a kendo stick Wow, you have some of the most stunning hair I've ever seen, and I'm not really into blondes. Any time, how old are you though? you cant be over 19 Wow didn't even read it but upvotes for the sheer mass of it Regular poptarts don't count? man the stuff i would break You'd want to put a cookie sheet or something on the rack below the bacon to catch the grease before it hit your heating element That is terrifying He turned me into a kid again. My face: 1. Jennifer Lawrence (I have an unhealthy obsession with her at first glance it looked like nuts from a tree....... then it hit me ... its roaches FF IX cannot be unseen Aren't you just supposed to because it's grammatically correct? oh gosh it is the same one What a lucky person you are Great idea. And it should have a copy protection like: "What is the third word on the second paragraph on page 13 in the manual?" Well, I was using a magnum with a little lube inside when this happened. Do the Grizzlies seriously not want to win this game? It heard you. I avoid socializing/making friends with hot guys, because they dazzle my brain and I can't trust myself to be clear headed. He'd probably have to start hitting me with a frying pan before I noticed that he didn't want me talking to him bender was wakka from final fantasy X Because people aren't assclowns in standard? wow, homer's voice in german is really soothing Wonder how much that teddy bear would auction for Wow... just noticed that Roger and Joanie are both single now. I just looked up that trailer. How long ago? Maybe we worked together!? Every day!! But one night in particular I couldnt sleep and then when I, in my mind fell asleep I hear voices outside my front door. I wasn't scared untill the door started jiggling and then suddenly something fell and I snapped out of my daze. No one was ever outside and nothing was out of place, nothing fell. I assume you would want a regular one? Seeing as the Vintage one is 7 keys ApplesarCUM? its eyes are so blue...*can't look away* My cat would never eat a live cow, either, but pull out the burgers... lvl 32 Someone's comin' here downvoting everything haha...someone is buttmad perhaps? Looks like fucking torture Must have been a pretty tall snowman. Holy qualifiers batman ...What did he need your shoes for? This is what rage comics used to look like? Yummy Yes I agree! Uhh. God.. Yes the Stephanie run^ I had to buy it online, finally found a seller on ebay that had it for 19 dollars. I perfectly understand comic issues going OOP but not a recent trade vol 1. I think I might have to start listening closer to Tupacs lyrics What will happen after that? Chapters 10 and 11 are the creepiest thing i've ever read… grudgingly going into 12 now… Hm... Last read? Eugene Onegin... Meh, I'll pass on that guy... Last watched? Mirai Nikki. I'll take Yuno, please. Last played? Uuuuh... Who's the protagonist in Spiral Knights exactly? How? Lol, nah. My friend ended up sticking his cell phone under the wall and playing some ring tone of some kids talking and the people freaked out. We ran down the hall and sat down to see who'd come out of the room. Turns out it was some dude that was complaining to me earlier that hentai and shit "ruins his experience of the Japanese culture". Why did I know exactly how Harmony sounded before clicking the link? This is a bizarre R4R... And you have a lot of comment karma How have you managed to get pulled 15 times? That's a brave man standing at Steeles and Dufferin though I hope I can keep curiosity at bay long enough to not search for this. My uncle named his son Stein. Apparently he was looking through the dictionary (lot of great baby names in there I understand? You're lying right now....... tell me you're lying......... whoa, i have two friends who did this.. who are brothers. I would have expected those figures to be the other way round Why do Christians think, that just because we're Atheists, we can't learn from other people regardless of their religion I'm always on day mode Can't afford 250... I was probably going to work outside mostly though. Batallion of wolf spiders...so when exactly are we burning the entire yard? When I was a kid, my mom and I went to pick up a couple of my friends from the other side of the neighborhood for my birthday party. While I went down to the front door to get them, they jumped out of the tree they were hiding in at the top of the driveway and my mom helped them hide in the trunk. After awhile I gave up and we just went home. Of course my favorite song (at the time) came on: that ridiculously annoying chipmunk song. I sang it full blast all the way home while my mom attempted not to burst out laughing. When we got home, she told me to get the stuff out of the back. Scared the shit out of me and then it donned on me what I had just sang all the way home. I want to live in a creepy cul de sac in utah o_O ..... Mormons! but he saids we are meta Why is the power light on? Carnal. um.... Why is your game so dark?It hurts my eyes.And what's your specs?Your WvWvW runs so smooth. Okay,i still don't know what a moa is since i was sleeping when the Beta ending event happened. there must be tons of us or maybe just maybe....there is more After my wisdom teeth were out apparently I said some crazy stuff in the car ride home....so crazy my mom wouldn't even tell me what it was Pretty eyes but as far as "anime eyes" all I can see is ** Aye, I quit watching the trailers after I was beginning to feel like I maybe already saw the movie Yes... Why? I just zoomed in on a random part of the picture and nailed it I'm rape-y-er than you'd think. Very definitely lbgw worthy! Please post some more wasnt gmanbob streaming for clgaming ? And then instead of having a craft that might be intentionally crashed for a terrorist attack, you would definitely have a craft that will crash. Sounds like a plan... No, I haven't seen the Avengers, I read the comics. And in the comics they specifically say he's at the peak of human potenti-wait... we're arguing over the abilities of a fictional character, oh dear god we've become fundies > It's true, isn't it? Wut God no What about slackware? Wait, you're not me. I didn't do that Thanks for the help. I'm a bit nervous if you couldn't tell Oh my experience was freaking insane And it was bad. Not even anywhere close to you This is amazing Dunno, but I don't have it, it's just one of those words I always forget the spelling to. Like normal people forget how to spell Onomatopoeia I forget how to spell meat. is this a troll site or do this many people live like this?! No offence taken! The I wouldn't know because I am usually too busy eating chocolate and weeping as I watch a girl find her dream gown on Say Yes To The Dress Tell me the girl's name OP is a girl CHILDHOOD FLASHBACK HOLY CRAP. Did someone take him? Your grandma got you a promise ring? But it'd be so awesome if they did I do the same except I have to check the hallways before I go to bed to make sure he didn't follow me up the stairs Instead of a pill that would make your skin pigment darker, what would happen if you got yourself heavily tattooed, like complete sleeves on your arms? Would that keep you safe? (If you didn't want a tattoo of different things, what about if you got tattooed a darker pigment color? The same Jack Western that's going out with Geo? This is the sequel to the original right? If I remember correctly, the ending was weird That sounds... Painful... So, karma? Partly only because of the bluetooth and USB 3.0 on the front. However. I did just watch the couple NeweggTV ASUS videos about the Wifi Go and FanXpert. You can get some pretty epic streams at the Bellagio's fountains too. Of course that's in Vegas, quite a ways away from Paris and all, but somewhat relevant Damn! I only hade normal braces in my mouth... The guy with no shoes. Ok, this definitely doesn't need the " I wore this shirt for the first time this weekend. . . with my Mars IVs. We manage to roleplay without the DM having to gank our stuff. Lawyer up. Also if you have nude photos of him, it helps. Do you? Sure! If only i knew how to tag people as allys my god. your username. Get some redditors w/ photoshop skills to help you out there then and send him an image link The d-d-d-detail Holy fucking shit. All of my upvotes. Forever. Its Awesome... Dear mother of god... So he deletes his account? You've already been on my friends list for months now I just realized, I unlocked the chest with the 1 free key I got, but then I never actually opened it; I was afraid to for some reason I fucking love pokemon Wow I completely understand my friend. Anytime you wanna share, I will listen and believe you. Trust me I have seen terrible. EVERYDAY Beeeeeeeeaaaaaaautifuuuuuul! I know! But oddly... I've never had the actual fruit Someone literally just did this in my class today... Baader Mienhof phenomenon at work... Ashe is not a teen? So someone made this teen Ashe skin? Only post on Reddit: asking for free games Post link post link post link if possible please Reverse drifting cats What small amount of karma? This was made for a very bad reason what the mother fuck... OH GOD. SNATCHED? Im gonna die Holy crap, how could I have not thought about that before. Like, WOWZERS. Oh my god. NOPE HOLY SHIT. I would die. I am not gonna sleep tonight. University money going towards much needed research, obviously. Yes I made everything with exception to the shoes! It was fairly simple construction, the shirt and pants are actually 2 stretchy shirts and pants handsewn at the tops and bottoms/cuffs with cotton stuffed in between. then I completely made from scratch the hat and collar, including hand cutting all the letters for the hat :) At the time I wanted to buy him a toddler stay puft costume and could not find one for the life of me so I made it and it turned out better than I could have imagined! Being in FL too it was freaking hot this day and he was such a trooper! I LOVE that proton pack btw That is the biggest CPU cooler I've ever seen. What make/model is it? She *is* married What in the fuck I have found purpose in life... In a public bsthroom at the airport there was a carving of a penis smiling on the stall wall.........this is how i get raped and die I guess so. The deleted it?! dear Lord....... Nexon? All games become F2P with tons microtransations for anything you can possibly think of? I don't think they overplayed the sadness of her death one bit. As far as I'm aware, opening other people's mail is a crime, right? So surely taking a TV that's not addressed to you would be aswell? As a guy who has some self respect, i wouldnt just ask him to put on a condom, and if hes stopping to put a condom on, wtf are you just lying there while he puts it on If I have to smoke (prefer an ice chambered vape setup), I certainly don't like it blown even in my face. I'm one of those guys who takes wind direction into account so as not to bother people. A bit of cayenne, some chicken and beef bullion, chopped onions, minced garlic, ground black pepper, and oregano. make a mix to taste, add liberally to beef cheeks. wrap in aluminum foil bag to attempt to retain juices, and toss in roast pan and into oven for 12 hours at 200F. open aluminum foil, drain the grease, then shred and mix in another bowl with forks. Not really rocket science Oh god it's like those video games I thought the book was a stabbing weapon. Gosh I'm so morbid Yikes. Growing up my mother was given castor oil before the start of the school year. For a purge. The codes give full games? That is a great costume. I want one for myself I think I have become a paranoid android Holy shit this is the first time I've EVER seen something on Facebook before seeing it on Reddit. For now yes, but it will only be a matter of time before more of them find out about okcupid and make the switch Nice to see Teemo up there really? I'm getting 1.5% in my free no-frills savings account haha too wierd, i ordered a beer this weekend that turned out to be 12 dollars Too cool. And oddly mesmerizing. I'm speechless at qwep's post. dude, i feel. so annoying. especially when its at a public restroom and you really gotta take a dump. then you're juss like Leave me alone other account, your such a stalker... Why would you run at the hottest time of the day? i've gotten 20lbs of certain kinds before on sale and actually have 30-40lbs stocked up at the moment but in 5lb containers, I didnt even know it came in cement bags That's in Toronto Thanks! I was afraid to ask because I didn't want people to think I was completely stupid ....Genius. Simply genius. There are Gods not in the public domain? I very 'flamboyant' hair dresser has the same name as me. Also has the domain name... on the upside, he is not on TV anymore Dear God I was going 95 mph (153 kph) on I-81 (65 mph speed limit) when a cop pulled up behind me. Definitely got me in a purple haze. I've read this exact story before... yes.. but.. does a dolla make you holla honey boo boo? My musical taste is literally endless I was simultaneously eating cereal and reading this and for some reason I thought you wrote "I found my cat's diary" ...don't know what a computer is? I'm only 19 Press H to bring up hero, and drag the weapons into the slots I like the first picture the best, it's cute. Then again you're showing more cleavage in the third one yes, epic! man it took me a while to get that Kelley Jones batsy. I was digging until I found one, 2nd hand only, but who cares?! bloody Kelley Jones batsy! I like that he has to use special enunciation to make "orange" have two syllables lulz a bunch? i've never been the type to fan myself though You're an awesome guy..but there's one thing I want to correct you on. I'm gay as well, and this is how I explain "being gay" to all of my straight friends. I always ask "Can you imagine fucking a guy? Try to imagine what it would be like to suck a guys cock for a second." They usually look at me with a Yeah, I've been looking at your past posts and getting -very- into it..you might have become one of my fav GWers How i something like this even legal?They are both not athlets yet they are allowed to fight in a cage in an MMA ring? Lol I watch too much porn. Waslike What? I didn't mean that. I meant if I watched GoT with another living creature and they made one god damned noise throughout, I would absolutely murder them. Yes we have. This class has been very eye opening ohhh! I always laugh at all those stupid people who miss the joke. I can't believe I missed that. I feel stupid now. Yes when he said that I went That guys arms That kid is insane Woah. This meme is getting real This is the only reason I'm on reddit so I can laugh away my miserable life... Now I wish I had voices too MCs, MCs everywhere How was it incomprehensible ? It was pretty clear for me What did i just.. what? Damn, that's beautiful rifle holy shit i found them on my first guess How did they get in there?? And that’s with artificially low US gas prices. Really, that's heaps freaky another time, I heard someone whisper my name, when I was wide awake, there wasn't anyone in my room Yup. I just chose bing, 8 translations... and it worked No just a cute butt, actually that's the best thing about her... Her butt Good Lord! This cat looks just like one of the beanie baby cats from when I was 7... I didn't know these existed Oh god, the whole thing is so damn adorable They did that for me once too but it was because they didn't have fajita! Prison. Your grocery stores don't OK I came here to say peas, but can you tell me more about the mayo? Do you prepare the mac 'n cheese as the box recommends and then add peas and mayo? What's that like? I'm french and I always thought that that "french press" was italian Well, that's odd... It originally went to a search on magic.tcgplayer.com. Yeah, there's too much going on already. Unless we get lucky and the movie is 11 hours long. It changes quite often but the current addiction is fish tacos Drove by, looked to my left, saw the sign. Rolled up windows and stared straight ahead. I think so far from what I've read the best idea is setting up the camera Now I do Holy fuck Is it really that bad haha wait. i thought that's where moisture was stored! Holy shit. I think you just explained a profound aspect of being "friendzoned". My eyes literally went like this How many of you opened the comment tag to see what the hell it was Dat Imperius hit against Diablo My spine has pretty much disappeared between my erectors. I can hardly feel my vertebrae anymore some of these are creepy as fuck Wow that's a buttload of drops. Honestly, the worst part about being blind would probably be not knowing when your butthole is clean after wiping. Godammit, Donald Duck and his pantslessness I used to buy a void staff as my 6th item if the game was going well.. everyone was You sneezed through time? I dunno. I heard that Cleanmymac is a virus /)( Please say that's shopped, or... a doll, or... anything. I'm not going to get to the end… "Load more comments" had 1500 or so when I went to bed; this morning it has over 3300!! No .. I've never heard of shabu shabu before this, but when I looked at the picture and saw that boiling water/broth I was like You can play Terran with a BO focus, or you can play it reactionary. Since when do they have Cadbury Creme egg McFlurries?! Did you buy the panties or put them back? I'm more curious how he was talking while surviving in this situation Oh then there isn't even an update for him to flash yet everyone but sweeney todd in sweeney todd HIT IT WITH A MAGAZIN... Oh wait... it knows But no Directx 11 Wha.... ... It's cool. I worded it funny, after I reread it I realized it made me sound crazy I'm surprised out of at least speed, attack and dexterity that you would choose def to max first. What kind of sick person drinks orange juice after they brush their teeth? shes only 20 Escape My skills never diminish. They are always on the rise. However, I can't believe you found me on a subreddit I don't even sub too! I def. taste a difference between countries in europe aswell as a slight difference between regions in my country. with everything else it's probably over doing it to the point where you notice very tiny diffrences. I'd say along the lines of an aquired taste but that makes it sound like I'm super proud of being able to tell the difference of different milk which I'm not. very useless ability. but yes US milk isn't very good. I only use it for coffee and tea while I'm there but at home Dude........ What if several people are using the same proxy? Please make a video of it? It wouldn't surprise me if we did Why would it need so many individual cranes? One of my friends has written exactly this on his facebook wall. Are you him? Dude she looked almost as tall as Harden! That shit is freaky I pooped once and when i wiped ... get this... there was **no poop**. i meant it in a good way Reverse psychology. I see what you did there I feel your pain, but... comic sans? .....I've done this. YOU'RE A CLEVER ONE. seriously? they actually sold it as a 1:1 ;) ...it does look a bit tiny on that picture but believe tha thing is huge and pretty much veridical ... watch the movies again, that fcker got a tiny head compared to his body Jesus fucking Christ I really want to hear what song that is. in order to come back to life, first you must die I live in Florida... and this is the first time I've ever seen this. Yikes I lived cheap at Iron Lore and was able to save up a lot of my salary. Since then, I've been living even cheaper. My wife and moved out of the city into a cheaper apartment, sold her car, she uses mind now, since I don't need to drive, and just cut back on a lot of luxuries like cable TV... oh and health insurance... the ONE day I was out of town, THIS happened? I would have loved to see this actually occur in person. I never thought it was possible to fill Boneyard to that degree that was literally me today with my Skoda Favorit !!!!!!!! DAMN Assault, harassment, vandalism, and similar acts are criminal behavior whether you are gay or not... reeeaaaalllllly weird. Well.... it was kinda close middle of a 50 min game? Boley, that's now how you're supposed to celebrate. Editorialize what? a waterbender! ... please tell me you aren't from the shitty m night shyamalan movie ... I actually heard of them a couple years back from a korean girl I was talking to on Omegle, haha. Been a fan ever since. Spread the word! I told a few of my friends and now they are huge sones! One does not simply dislike the girls was thinking the same thing Georgia...it's a great state Does she even look black? this is kinda pro Imagine his downstairs Can you hate love? Hahah probably, then again the one throughout the game and the two at the end could be completely different ones Ahaha! Are you implying that I am actually a man? If that's true, then what happens when it evolves into Dugtrio? Try being a girl awful at shaving After a couple of hours, I'm definitely enjoying it, but I've had more recognition problems than you have had. Maybe it's my southern accent, but "Loot Items" sometimes has to be said several times. I find it understands me best when I say "Lewd Items." I think this will now top my list on things that I never, ever want to happen to me Isn't the term "deep-seeded"? Must...try...Battle Kingdom...the tits...COMMAND me! Must...obey...the tits! Whoa, really?! That's definitely a fire code violation in the U.S. my roommates and I are all painting our bikes black They sort of look like bones... Japanese laxatives Don't let the Feds see it!.....it'll just be another thing they can add to the list of Cons of Marijuana......except...this one will actually be true! No i didnt, your a weird stalker. Tagging me and all sorts! sports cafe crew ...The same goes with me. With a rock!?? the worse part is the scale, having seen the shirts it looks like the jar is the size of a man. I'm not a retail worker, but I heard a woman talking to her friend in a clothing store. She said that she was so drunk last night that she threw her guinea pig out the window because it looked at her funny. We think she's going to be Jeyne Westerling in some unspecified, probably late Season 2 plot twist. Ramsay marrying Robb's widow would be...weird But... I'm Irish! Yea, quite the inspiring effort tonight. Getting shut out out by Jerome Williams? leave it to a bears fan to find a Michigan player fucking up Oh....I beg to differ. That's incredibly special. I'm pretty sure I know someone who has 2 fb accounts and talks to herself on it. That is so cool i hope not, i had some for dinner lol dude, should've put nsfw in there Why would you do that to your pup? Give him a hug ...dad? Wow, thanks for sharing the Ueli Steck video -- can't believe he and Honnold climbed The Nose twice, in two days. When i have my morning coffee, i rinse my spoon under running water only to have it spray all over the counter, the sink and my clothes. Kick myself for being stupid. then do it again a day or two later jesus how many accounts this guy has? Those are some weird bugs I went with the AP headliner but its a little weird that some broken shop windows are being considered the most interesting thing in that mash of footage.. ... You're a girl? I'm really surprised someone decided to mention me in their comment on that article. Is it bad that I kinda want to see what would happen if you were to wind it up? If you were to photoshop out all the blood the 2nd frame kinda looks like he's trying to give CPR...*gulp*. EUR1'099 including custom + shipping costs (from Hamburg, Germany to Switzerland) ... it's been one of the cheaper ones to be honest. Back in the day when I've ordered that one I've seen prices of another shop up to USD2'800 O.M.G. I want something like this in New York Wow, that is me ! He was patting her arm as he said it. I read it in some thread i can not find.Anyways, they got pretty fucked and decided to lace a thin glass rod with cocaine and insert it inside the male's penis.The glass tube broke,mixing blood,glass and cocaine.10x the amount of blood rerouted to the bleeding penis with no outlet due to the stuck glass tube.Within no time, the penis became necrotic and had to be amputated It's so pretty wow thanks alot i actually looked on the site in every section but "latinas" cuz i the person i thought she looked like wasn't spanish I have to move into your building.. My upstairs neighbor plastered a not on my door complaining of how the smoke was going to kill her and she's afraid to go to sleep at night.. I was like I was on register and this woman told me my hair was a gorgeous color and then she proceeded to tell me I had beautiful skin. Actually, I was hoping for pyrokinesis. The ability to set fire to things with your mind. What the hell kind of science class is this? Or to make it impossible to travel through time My elo didn't showed in my life, because my best was 1203 Så.. när man googlar Hollande, som inte har någon judisk bakgrund, får man upp "jude", men inte när man googlar Sarkozy, som faktiskt har det? 10 out of 90,000... Top left looks like a joint penis. For a second I was wondering why you would bring Michael Bolton into this. There's no fast travel? The RAF seem to have a habit of painting their C130s in green when everyone else is content with grey. Doesn't half make them stand out! It hurts my eyes just to look at that I don't see that anywhere... Isn't this why one specific side has to be down? I think the concept of this book and the preview content almost made me brain dead Nope what? No one asked anything. Y the hell do I want to throw a potato at a mush dead body now Not on PC, I heard there's only 3 resolutions and this game took how long to port? Nearly 2 years Do i look french to you? Thank you, today i learned something too Lol, at 1:30 he says 'you're running out of time' with only a single beer and over 4:00 mins remaining. Probably would have been fine if he used his 6 minutes My secret is so intense that it's not even safe to post it on Reddit Is it wrong I kinda want one of those for the house now? Anytime the kid does something good give him a few bucks and he can go buy himself a car. I have watched this repeatedly for the last 45min. So catchy I am so sorry Every time I drive by Hemet on the way to Vegas, I wonder should I stop and take a look around. Then I realize it's Hemet There… was a second season? Sometimes, hired policemen do damage in order to make the protesters look bad and make them look bad in media... HOLY SHIT. You look like Scully! 22 keys @ 2.44 ref each would be ~54 refined. Do you really have that much metal sitting around? ummmm try ebay Or I'm just too lazy to take the time to screenshot, crop, block out names, upload and link They all belong to one guy C-C-Capture Wow it really is creepy. And to go less human-centric, there'd be a new universe made every time a small particle has an opportunity to travel one direction or another depending on the conditions which would probably mean billions of new universes are made every second I thought I was the only one But it doesn't exist Not sure if a Time Lord or Marry Poppins... unless you're both Kaathe has legs? Boiled peanuts y'say? That's dizzying to look at. Well... I wouldn't say -1 is getting down voted into hell, but yeah I'm not sure. I upvoted you That is so bad that it looks like a joke Imagine Snapping turtles are pretty decidedly carnivorous. However, they do usually stick to aquatic prey I think a SOLVED should be here. ( In first grade, we were talking about where our families were from. Half of my family is from England, and I mentioned I had been there a few times. A kid who liked me said he went there too, but also mentioned they took the bus. HOLY SHIT THAT IS AMAZING Pirates wasn't a big hit? I could offer screenshots of me on the page if you really want? Was *not* expecting that. What hitachi? I don't get it. Did he get banned? Do you deny it???? Hope to see you around more often was I the only person that thought of the song "The Ballad of Chasey Lain" first? Escuché esas notas tan vívidamente Good luck nice fart Seriously, just act natural and try not to be aggressive with your body language which few people are anyway. Don't worry about body language. There is no such thing as girl body language and guy body language. Though my mom sometimes gets on my case because of how I walk. I'm not sure what she wants though. I just walk briskly most of the time, but that's because I'm used to walking large distances. I've trashed CoD after first Black Ops. But this. I like the idea. I will follow the works and IF they really improve, I might also BUY IT. Why not? Just because 70% of people are bitching about it, it doesn't mean it can't be good. The only thing that gives me strange itches ... how the fuck Woods survived that close "encounter" with the grenade in the face Cute Well Quiz lives in Utah, who I quickly referenced for the times, where he is a 1 hour difference from me in Texas. So I herpaderped and put 7 without thinking that was most likely Mountain Time. Interesting, thanks for that! Just noticed SAG-AFTRA merged as well god dammit, you just put me off my mash n fish Motherofgod that right foot shot by Oezil .......Am I missing something? Is this similar to how jolly ranchers were ruined for some people? I carried my wife over the thresh hold after our weeding party not because of tradition but because she got into a tequila shot battle with a friend of hers. [5] I still dont get it looks as neil patrick harris has a child with quentin tarantino What was the conversation exactly about? Being called a fag? really? No it's not that. Overall my photoshop has just started to decide being a dick. Now the zoom doesn't slide in and out gradually when I drag my pen back and forth, it just zooms all the way in because photoship is a DICK After watching his game against infused, I'd say he knows how to farm, mid 300 gpm in lane then bfury and gets to mid 600gpm 7-0-4, 30 minute win with 25 minute heart, fury, manta Damn. That's...uh...okIwant! i guess the grass really is greener on the other side Just protect your mattress or wherever it is you're having sex to avoid stains. In my experience while bleeding on birth control, I've found sex can sometimes stop it I'm going to take a wild shot in the dark here and say you like the color purple. Having grown up on tea, this makes me go My father hates that I am gay thanks. I will never say that again... Well it smokes fucking amazing for it being a fictional character. I have a paranoia that the government experimented on me when I was a young-ling, and installed some sort of genius chip. It explains the fact I can't remember my seventh or eighth years as a kid, but not entirely. But the strange part is that I have some what appear to be surgical scars on my arms, an IV scar on both hands... Yeah and now; years later I have the paranoia that they're going to come looking for me... wow, i had no idea. I have the GTS 250 w/512mb. Clever Pardon my hard penis. Shoe boxes and jolly ranchers. I'm confused now lol are you implying I'm trolling? Woah, wasn't even thinking about that and now I can hear it everywhere. Unlike cats who will literally dig their claws into your skin while they purr with pleasure. I've always thought that the main problem with TVs today is that they are rectangular. The curved edge of that huge screen makes sure nothing gets cut off.... Yeah, I didn't see any sense in that comment either, the suggestion that Ravens would be more common is also pretty Did you check the links? It's all make up. Unless there's a subreddit for asking about stores? Ah, but that's in a universe without life. Wait a minute... **Perhaps we've just discovered the meaning of life!** The meaning of life is to serve as a force for reducing entropy within the Universe by artificially affecting natural processes which would result in maximum entropy if left unchecked? In other words, maybe our purpose is to grow and learn and develop ways of manipulating our universe so we can stop its eventual death from occurring... Toast with Ham on it = $20 That's the strange part, I go to school in California Wow.. certainly hope it's not the same "love"... and I believe 16 is a good age.... you know, people are most stable in their teenage years, I bet she will be able to completely understand why they did it and will tweet it to all her bffs as soon as she hears in a fit of excitement and acceptance You maybe beautiful but I can tell you are a special kinda crazy I don't like how you have a GW post, and then I can look back at this! Nursing Finals Why not call/write their customer support directly, if they can do something Love the hyacinth on the tank top, really goes with the look I've loved him ever since I saw him in Chaplin. I can't believe he's almost 50. MorganTOWN. Called. Made this face after the beep: I feel It's the worst when trying to go to W hall from S hall. It's an all-out war-zone there. I do this all of the time.. to my friend named Steve And here I thought I'd never be able to find him more attractive. or you could do like New York Fries(not sure if you have them in the states, figure that one out I woke up to my hubby laughing hysterically in his sleep - tried waking him up, only more laughing. This has happened twice. The next morning? He doesn't even remember. Holy fucking shit You may or may not have responded to the wrong post. How about Go Kart racing? Is that fun? I dont know. Just an idea. WHAT DID SHE SAY TO HIM????????? Need some Appropriate_SNSD_Gif in here...can't think of an appropriate response to the awesomeness of this accomplishing that might be a super power it itself. My neighbor works for Merrill Lynch what Chill? I have this terrifying urge to swim inside... i just jizzed. would totally let him rock my world I don't know what kind of drink a "wiselly" is, but this sounds suspiciously like an advertisement for them. The voice told me not to comment here. But I think he may be asleep... I kinda envy the sun right now. It gets to be **all over** that beautiful bum (andbody). Yup. Taught that it was about "state's rights", not slavery, as such. Problem was, most of the state's rights in question were about... slavery. One teacher actually defended the position that Southerners fought for freedom - in the sense that if a man wasn't free to enslave, then he wasn't really free. My bunny would do this to me when he wanted to mate with a female rabbit. Come on now bro, that's such a shopped job it's not even funny It is? How can they do this He's still working there But... boosters are only 3 a piece I agree with everything you said. I mean you can always call the cops and tell them you saw your neighbor leave a mysterious box that looks dangerous but I don't wanna watch something anyone can do, I wan't to watch something that is so difficult no one gets it perfect :( LoL is so dull for me to watch, I[m amazed how many feel differently Honestly you might be gay just saying. Anyways, why would you have to "commit" to being gay? You love who you love dude. Why is it a "committment" to like a gender??? I do not understand your logic. By that logic, god, a relationship must be like... a swear on your life to you or something really precious that you'd never swear on OMG.... I just realized I used to date a hipster. Stars, sparrows, anchor tattoos and all..... Nope I would never try to push around the bus driver or anyone else offering such a service. Simply because of what happened to the person who tried it here btw, Twitch.tv has built in video recorded, but for some reason i'm unable to find the VOD of yesterdays SotL Apparently he pissed off an admin since he's shadowbanned. UD confuses the shit out of me sometimes. OH LAWD. Econ final in 2 and a half hours. Is that a shitstain i see? WORSE! E Microsoft Sam setat pe Romglish. thanks, that's what i thought... so this sounds pretty weird to me That tree totally fucked your face up, dude I played this for the first time last night (4p game) and we also had Diplomatic Skeletons Meth also makes you shave parts of your hair into obscure hair styles I'm a little baffled as to how you can call a team one of your favorites if you don't know anything about them Monty is like one of us... I think Hitman can also fix some real world problems what are your working hours if you toke after work and its still morning? Why did you get downvoted? A Jesuit. What is this? Never have i heard of it before this day. *snap* oh my. Wow - people wouldn't go near me. I guess I looked a bit too rough back then. holy crap, i've never smelled someones period like that Not sure if backcome or out come... that's amazing Actually that website had to do with why i went the pistol grip route. That and a full length stock and barrel are pretty unwieldy for qpartment home defense. Surprised by all the pistol grip hate In what way? Its cool but then its like What the fuck is wrong with this subbreddit faggot, you pussies come in here posting your shit with frowny faces and " Is that what happened? I missed one weekend of reddit, and shit hit the fucking fan over there really nice Wait... Can you get sunburnt from fake tanning? Yes I do. But there are many other things that glorify crime in society, my friend. I'd say television is majorly responsible for encouraging malbehavior. And also liquor stores. Funny thing is, I've never felt more prone to beating up a girl than after listening to Eminem's older albums......... I watched it but... when does he do that? Weird... Ditto CRNA on a whipple case? > I just like pictures of animal-people [4realz] I thought that this was /r/fitness for a moment. I.... Just.... WOW..... I live at the end of a cul-de-sac that everyone who drives through our neighborhood seemingly ends up in, and everytime they drive around it and leave I have very similar thoughts.... You are a sincerely interesting person... You have posted to so many batman posts with this exact same joke I thought I was revisiting a post Scumbag Steve apparently ate everyone's food What collection of positive and negatives charges make up 'chicken' & 'road'? Where do those charges exist within space?... This is sick but amazing i like the way single cuts look YOUR BATMAN IS AMAZING Holy shit Phil Galfond had a great post basically saying same thing that you just said/ I hinted at earlier. I'd look for it to post if 2p2 wasn't down. But then again, if 2p2 wasn't down I wouldn't be here in the first place WTF did I just see Haha well to me I was more like "Oh crap, I am a mother!" I've called the TSA out as immoral, unconstitutional, and sexually assualting on other internet sites... to have a swarm of defenders arguing that the TSA is perfectly appropriate and professional Oh, thank god. Man, I totally thought he said "kill." I was like I expecting to see Justin Roberts getting chocked out by his tie in that vid. Today I learned this was a theory and not the truth I watch streams more often Stuck between a serious argument between my SO and my mother... Uganda has oil? nope Within Temptation is metal? I once fell into a ravine (owing entirely to my clumsiness) and landed in a 1/16th high bit of flowing lava, broke my fall completely and I survived the burn damage. Not something I'd like to try again, but that's my own personal protip... When it doubt, yes, land in the lava Just realised how rediculously overpriced these are Thanks so much everything he said is accurate My god...that beard It makes sense, what's the point of rolling back a MOBA/ARTS? So people can't unfairly gain IP? When a lady came in and accused one of the tattoo artists that I work with of giving her AIDS from a soda can. Imagine the bugs! Now that's just creepy. Holy sugarstacks we have cake! I did not see then don't use your brothers account and get your own? I was like "What? What are you talking ab- ooooooohhh" Dat L Manny Burriss is our emergency catcher That CPU price Holy god. 240 is nuts I read this as my friends found a dead baby fox in their garage and it wouldn't leave Gangplank would probably make a mistake and eat her then I love peoples reaction when they see the tiny Applejack pin on my hat. They're instantly like *BROHOOF!*.. and if they don't know what it is, they usually just give a Do you shit gold bricks? I just had a look through Google images, and he doesn't look a lot like me! I seem to get compared to quite a few wildly different celebrities though Walk up to her and kiss her. If she likes you she'll kiss back, if she doesn't you'll probably get kicked in the balls Awesome! I'm glad :D The exams are going on at my school too (obviously) and it's funny how empty sections of the hallways are... all the IB kids band together, and they were all gone. It was so quiet and this is why I wear shoes when I'm going shellfish hunting Animated jpg Wow, sounds even worse than mine **SPOILER** Couldn't of been a weirder place to try and describe either as it was the end of season two. "So yea, Lucretia sliced open Illithya so she could steal her kid... but its ok she just wanted to take it on a once in a lifetime skydiving expedition." Apparently all the magic cards ever $15,100.00 Jesus I'm just wearing my Ich Tu Dir Weh t-shirt or Reise Reise hoody, jeans and some randomass shoes I actually have a ton of food on me, but I can't even eat it. It's weird. Never seen any inability to do anything to that extent. Really? That explains why I have this track in with my other pendulum songs sounds really out of place I was gonna comment on this..I was wondering if it was an official trailer at first. That's strange- most of them have some kind of chili oil in them.. I just...Who the hell would want to make their mom watch porn? ...Oh man. Your spacing is kind of terrible. For a moment, I thought you implied that WW1 was in the 1870s I...I don't even.... *feed* broken condoms? I'm not a vegan but I do like the bees and cows more than I like most if not all people... Holy moly. I think I just discovered a new planet. /jawdrop Wait.. You mean he's done other things?!? YAY for skype. Hey, but you call me on entrapment, I'm......*mulatto*. What do you mean? Players walk by the English casting booth all the time. It's hosted on the KR/TW server Oh my garsh... DANG. Had mine removed a year ago. The doctor said there was little to no chance of recurrence but now I'm paranoid... Hmm, well you'd think they would've worked out alot of how that works with Brewmaster's ultimate where is this Why does it have Virgin Mobile listed as a retailer of the LG Elite? Dude there is 80 levels and i had EVERY Weapon skill unlocked by level 15... if anything its too easy The fact that Nidorino/Nidoking can breed and their female counterparts can't has always baffled me. BUT WAIT I PROBABLY KNOW YOU YOU REALIZE A body I feel ridiculously unoriginal Same here. You should have EVERY weapon skill unlocked pretty fucking fast O_o they're essential to making the combat not be boring o_O it's slot skills that are meant to sate that "wow I saved up points and worked hard to earn this badass skill" urge This is an extremely intriguing thought. I've never looked at it that way. No jeans!? That means I have to go shopping WHO IS TOP LEFT AND BOTTOM MIDDLE?? What if that wasn't your dad DUDE i go to tcc At first I was like: XD but then I was like oh damn, i think so Yep, because crazy people can live reddit, TV and brownies too haha That's the easy way?! That makes me the kid What a bitch Don't think me, thank the guy that made you mod and message him, should probably ask him why? holy shit, I just saw someone die, 3 times in a row. I couldn't look away I don't think I'm going crazy though I'm not sure what you're referencing here as to not buying Oh my god why... how do I do this Damn It's a different sort of relationship - really strange to explain but my SO is ...different that way I guess. "Sexy" does not work on him. I have tried. I have asked him many times, too. Every attempt I have made (some similar to yours) were met with a " I have purchased candy with Oregon food stamps. Wondering flew by...Then No problem :D I was kinda worried how you'd react to this actually, considering I was basically repeating the thing which made you more angry than anything else in recent times he refers to it as a painting Why is your spinal column so shiny? ...how did she find out? oh my fucking lord there iss no way in hell that men like you exist and if you do you should all be pansexual and have sex with everything They're 5996x1080 You probably saw it posted by the same guy too. Check his comment history Well did your chemistry teacher show you this? I came to ask this. "Wait, is that a thing that happens with guys? Yes, that's the reason I wrote good PSU. The tombstones I dunno man. If my teacher said the moon was a dingleberry from the Sun, I'd probably have him/her publicly shamed and hopefully replaced with someone who could do his/her job... Before they eat you... dat Rattata lol are you serious? I think that is an Assassin's Creed... But.. why? Which is somehow not a form of school? Fuck yeah. I saw that and I was like I was playing indoor soccer with a group of friends. The goalie on my team took a kick from in goal and the ball somehow managed to find its way into the basketball hoop above the opposing team's goal. My face: THIS I think my brain is broken ... What's making it glow? If it's made mostly of edible stuff, then it's the best friggin' cake I've ever seen Little dogs vs small dogs. Hellion marauder You know what's worse? The kid logic that actually made this sound plausible. "Fuck, he's right! I *did* touch it last.. guess I gotta throw that shit out!" ... Or maybe that was just me? All those Binsons Yeah, a piece of *break* makes everything easier. When I was homeless, never saw that.... But now I wonder... Wait, so this ISN'T the girl with lipodystrophy? Shit. They look almost exactly the same Haha cool. Well I have you tagged as "Monitoring my account!? I don't see why not... It's not like the tampon is blocking your butt hole wtf is this really that old Oooohh.... Dat visual ohhhh man. What did i Just see Wut? Towers destroyed is much more useless of a stat than KDA, even. Whenever I smell hand lotion, I get an erection. nice dat blitz build Humans. I know, but it's the best bet for finding some real platonic friends IMO... and theres always craigslist I guess ahm.. "artist" you say? I don't know man...Kovy/Zajac/Parise is just.... Why... was the name David, anyways? Oh boy! boo. . . Some of the emotes on this thread aren't coming up for me either You're suggesting that the solution to this problem is new, ultra-high-res display technology? And now I know why they do extended test drives. Gets you emotionally attached to a major financial commitment while at the same time reducing the impact of the financial commitment in the equation. You said you couldn't afford it, what happened? I've never seen a legit rape porno... Are those all traffic cameras behind you? God...too cute ... Passing a kidney stone. Does the picture look like Holy fuck, they're pumping to the beat of my song i threw up Wow *Reading, reading reading...* awww poor guy, he is so distraught... *reading, reading, reading, reaches #11...* Is that a freaking dragon in the last frame? I was gonna say this i see boobs in boobs,boobseption That's strange...Those guys are starting off slow, but it's only been a month You know too much Why are these sock puppets moist? You've got a big flair Google reader is nice... but It doesn't give me "top" stories... is there a way to change this? (Doubtful Damn. Is that gymnast one real Always look both sides... That one kid has freakishly toned abs for a child. The real question is why did arenanet hire a ghost to stare at that login screen? Laughed and farted at the same time ...Seriously? I played 25 hours of it and found myself barely finishing the first of the five regions. I guess I just explore too much **IM SURE SHE IS SO MAD YOU LIKE HER. Holy ... ***SPOILER*** Aang uses energybending to take away bending right? so isnt Amon technically using energybending to do the same??? I went through the same thing this map = Nautilus buff I'm sure I've seen a porno like this They have the same boxers Insects just don't stop to amaze and surprise me Aaaaaand, he finished it in 16:10. Definitely not the fastest time (holy crap, Matt Chan, 12:04! I though he was holding kittens and threw one at him! Funny...so is my penis. I don't have to re do side quests in BG 2 my doc told me this about 2months ago when he took my blood pressure, "usually a sign of an unhealthy lifestyle" he said Yup! Reminds me of the "choose your own adventure" stories... except no choosing Hey, I didn't say it was frustrating for me Upvote just for the phone case alone. Sick! Oh, and your body is pretty jamming too. Yeah...um...my own carnal cravings are rising preeeeeetty damn high. .... Mostly my eyes. The shit I've seen... correction, any guy who would dare breathe in her vicinity So his mom's voice will cause him erections. Not at all fast learner for 1.33? it reminds me of the living sex doll story. Just when you think "whoops, extra key mash there" you realize it's intentional. What LoTR did *you* watch? Ok so I made some people mad Wut I'm sketching hard now. I thought parent comment was a cheap grab for karma... then I read the rest of the comments. Jack in the box ran out of quarters and gave me 2 tacos as "change" last year. he must be able to hear so much better now (> WHAT IT WAS FREE My fucking god I am so glad I got baked right before watching this man talk. That build sounds more like of a regular AD carry ashe Saw a cop car getting pulled over by another cop....I kid u not only on medium? I listen to DC101 almsot daily and have never heard this song on the radio before you have stunning hair I like to think the people in the worlds illustrated can't see the creatures but they are ever present and menacing. Sort of like us sitting here at our respective desks, couches, or beds and without us knowing there is a creature of unfathomable evil or just bizarre standing watching us. No, this is why he SHOULD look at it How is that a foul?! Why didn't you use a screwdriver on the thumbscrews to unscrew them No I definitely agree! Though, I have really light hair IRL so they don't match anyway I'm stuck somewhere between "D'aww" and "hell no!"... And when they are watching the standoff, he tries to get everyone to stop watching because they need to get work done... But that's not the real reason What's going on with Sokka's arms? That there is no scientific reason that the white I am seeing on my keyboard is the same white as you're seeing. Cones in our corneas can all be slightly different from other peoples, and we'd never know it because we both look at our screens and see the color we know as white. You can address the problem as an attempted murder case. Adding gay to it doesn't make it better, it just points out that attacking gays gets more punishment. Gays are more valuable to society therefore punishment is greater ... it's a conspiracy Second term?! I wish I could upvote sooo much more.... that's truly wtf espically with the 'meaty' part. i changed somone's life Can Karthus actually jungle? Oh man. I really should bone up on my Lovecraftian stories. TIL what that feature on a man's body is called............. The physics are redonk but get this lighting Please be careful if you do this. Internet creepers are everywhere. Seems like we could all use a little nate in all of us..........wait what Niicee It's going to hatch into a Slender Baby I enjoyed this video how did they get on the lost sets You're meant to wash comments? Ya, it was in our backyard early this week. Kind of scary considering we have two chickens She looks like she has a giant head in this video The real is this stream quality How are they illegal? As a person in uniform. It's awkward. When people thank me for my service I'm all like dat Sivir game was so sick Wow, YTMND has some cool stuff. This is the first time I ever understood what YTMND was used for! Am I being trolled right now? And also. How is it even fun? I don't get hacking. I'd rather be losing and have a horrible KDR than be 100-3 with a hack. Score means absolutely nothing if I wasn't even a part of earning it. I don't know why, but I burst into maniacal laughter after reading your comment. I think the stupidity finally got to me. adding the "please be kind" at the end ruined this otherwise good comic for me Because fuel for vehicles isn't free... that decoy has been working on my for years... Wow. They kinda deserve their own comic SHIT!!! Good thing you didn't slam into a curb or something Can't tell if trolling, or just an idiot... this is just weird I'm still looking for Zisteau's snout They say god is in all of us. I think OP just proved religion Are we? Random downvotes with no explanation of why? Jesús.. FTFY, you 'hispanic' Having done the commoner quest line [The one where the ministry guard tried to discredit the Seraphs](/spoiler), knowing this about Thackery really puts the events in a new perspective You felt...Mexican? I lost it at "That's my secret Captain, I'm always angry." I taught English in Dongyang for a year in 2006. I nearly almost did thinking they were tea eggs. Thank God my English advisor was with me and told me what they actually were or I can't even imagine how that would have ended 2495 ELO There are people who would do this for you? My eyes went from -.- to Damn. I was unprepared for all the Taeny these promotions brought on. All well - I know you can only be on if a bunch of people are on? It's chill. Also, looks like someone's creeping through your history just to down-vote you I see his numbers go up when I do it, though I just saw this at 12:50 I was quite impressed with layla's face in that shot at the end. Also kind of weird, during the show I never think it's odd when someone goes completely ass up during a pin, but when I'm recapping the pins I feel kinda pervy JESUS CHRIST. I thought you meant "I taught him how to farm". if you look at the guy on the left it looks like he is aware and blinking and stuff That does not look like a girl's ass That actually does run on his side of the family... WHERE?! NEED How was Next.kz the underdog in that match? why the hate? what did he do I never got laid. Wait, that was 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th. Safe to say I was NOT expecting that! Not bad but the right side of your face is shaded pretty badly and makes it look like I thought they had already fixed this bug I'd love to acknowledge how incredible Sheth is, but not by feeding you karma for nothing Arachnophobia + Trypophobia = this picture. Never again I'm actually just watching his stream, and I love it so much, that I felt like posting. Jesus. Imagine a Wraith Prior. Bane is Scottish? more patterns?! I think my computer just laughed a little when it loaded up those images. Unit 624 if u know what i mean I've never heard of this Serial Box thing. Does it really work? Why would you position a perc tree ash catcher that way? It can't even hold liquid that way. Rotate it around and your bowl won't be sideways either. Or are you just trying for more chamber volume? Also so much weight on that joint 200$ is this that lady in jerz who took her 5 yr old daughter in a tanning bed without permission? I like your suggestions! I really want to get into stuff that I enjoy and also when I tell people they think it is really cool because it is uniques or hard or whatever. How awesome is the girl who gets excited over yarn WHAT DO THEY PUT IN THE ICE CREAM? Good Guy... Steve..!? if warden or whatever is that offended by bad words, why did he have the mature filter turned off? I read it as the mother killing three and injuring 200+. Do you know what the OD limit for Huperzine-A is? He got a red bow-tie Yeaaaaah, I wouldn't calmly do anything. The next time she said something that pissed me off, I'd look at her like I hope I can do this in 4 months Techno-Druid RL Is that...a Hanzo sword? Done it, been to several experts. The fact I am alive makes most doctors go this is what I read the title as and had to check the comments to see if someone else did Am I messed up for thinking when he "knew" everyone, he meant it metaphorically? Mind was just blown There's a flashlight? I disagree with abortion, and I *still* find this absolutely horrifying rivive > flash?... in dominion What is this from Is this real? It sounds like one of those electronic voices that reads text on screens look at dem TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS 666 likes Amanda Seyfried Cloth interior in a US spec e46 your one point of not being able to feel is invalid in this regard: I can experience all 5 sense in my dreams. I can feel anything in my dream like it was real. Some days I wake up and think I've gone through the day already because it seemed so real and vivid in my dream and have to sit and think about it for a second to realize it was just a dream (and I mean I dream waking up, taking a shower, getting dressed, walking to class, interacting with friends, sitting through lecture, etc.). I hate it sometimes. I honestly thought my boyfriend broke up with me once and was upset and confused when my boyfriend actually called me and spoke like nothing changed and had to give myself a dream-reality check. So for all I know, I could totally be in those 7 minutes. They're so perfect I love this quote because it makes them 666 likes How big is that cat, for it's face to be half the size of a full grown adult's face? well, i just find it funny to make a phone call with a tablet, if it makes it at all I have heard of Durarara!!, then Angel Beats eh? That last one is a small girl with a Chainsaw That... is one long tongue. did anyone else notice the 666 likes? I want Equalizer for every class, maybe not scout but Sooo..unicorns must be freaked out by souls then or something,&thats why ya can't ever find one Ohh shit I'm still young, so I don't know if it counts for too much, but I knew I wasn't such a kid anymore when I listened to a lady talk about how she wanted to kill herself. That might be the reason why my childhood died actually. Are you basically asking us to just give you a free business strategy? My birthday is July 8th.... Congratulations to her. What prize does she win? lol. What if vaginas were from Asgard? I went to several places on my 21st where I didn't get carded upvotes for sweet, tasty, melty cheesy goodness That's where we did it. ( welcome to the madhouse ( If the opponent didn't try to kill sase's base, and got probes, he woulda won. I mean, he knew Sase was being revealed, therefore no mining. nonetheless, Sase is REALLY GOOD I need this in my life I don't know why the hell I googled this shit. Fuck. Not sure if... Omg, I want to go watch The Brave Little Toaster now! Ud think it would be bigger? Classy like a pirate! Arrr, me too, but lately I have been enjoying whiskey and ginger ale. Rum makes me more sarcastic, whereas whiskey just makes me hyper (\\/) Ya, I've been trying to get better about watching my back I tent to run out before really thinking to much about it. As for the pistols I did not know they aren't affected by suppression. Just how big has our pockets grown? that sounds like dreads only really get to do POS shoots 2300 ip though Dat belly… I actually think I could watch this for the full five hours.... ROLES* I had that moment at 15 and am very proud about that. It was the first time I broke the adolescent way of living from day to day or to the end of the week. I realized how *fast* 6 months went by and how I still was the same person. I thought: "Holy shit, 1 year, 5 years, it's all the same. I will feel like today when I'm 25, adults feel just like I do. They are me in an older body." Well at least it didn't hit Fukushima. Oh my god, those heels O_OO_O_O__O_O_O_O_O_ I'm really curious as to what you're sorry for.. The GPUs are now three generatios behind i'm 125 pounds at age 18 That would be impossible ... Did I say something wrong? I can only drink through straws. He looks so shiny.. Read the edit OMG THATS HIM?! TIL Poland holds gangbang contest. No, seriously. Bigot catholic country. Whoa, I thought you guys were saying my name That's brilliant o_O Why have a delivery man make round trips between clients and a pizzeria, when you can just take the pizzeria to clients Ap Blitz can work so easily it scares me. Any person who can land that grab consistently is instantly a terror in any lane. Mid with that ult on like 30 second cooldown is scary as hell Sticks are usually found outside, in the woods part of this scenario. GF wants to throw something that "won't hurt much". And yes, he's still here Um, like, everyone? My walmart still has guitar hero one for the ps2 (just the game)... for 35 dollars TIL Justin Bieber is heterosexual. Seriously? yikes. How does one even find these leggings remotely office appropriate? i passed a dude on the shelby greenway walking a kayak back to his car on a dolly. i was on bike and got to the parking lot first. i hear: "excuse me sir, did you see a guy walking this way with a yellow kayak?". "yeah. i really couldn't miss him. he's headed this way."... Sir, WHERE MAY I FIND A YARD SALE SUCH AS THIS? Imagine this guy after a fat ass joint. I must have developed a tolerance to headphone ear rape. My bad. It sounds louder when I play it on my speakers, maybe you're using high quality good bass headphones? why would you buy atmas as your first item Jesus, in that last one, the building is practically hanging over the edge. What do they do if they need to make repairs there, or how do they check if the building is safe. A guitar, a can of coke and Walter White (Breaking Bad) I just bought boots for my sage yesterday. The difference is 30 endurance, 25 willpower, 31 Expertise, 48 critical strike rating, 9 alacrity and -36 power. How the hell can you say that the difference isn't huge they even webbed the station... they must be quite pissed I can't stop watching I showed my boyfriend. Response "Oh my god that's awesome!" eh what how did u find a letter with his username on it? Wasn't Mother's day like... 2 months ago? I clicked and my eyes went like But staplers aren't organisms. Or are they?! This is kind of a weird one, but I'd have to say my bigger than average penis How bad is the Fox Soccer commentary? They go on for 2 minutes about how good that lucio goal is, all the while looking at the replay showing it's blatant offside and also at Lucio's disappointed face, and then they finally realize the goal is disallowed after a shot of the official is showed I don't know many women named Robyn that go by Rob the gif has a weird loop all the comments on that video are "lol" dude in the night you said she put your dick in her clit Holy shit I got downvoted to hell. What did I do deff not juicing Actually, that's what happens when I take a picture with an automatic timer from across the room. Then have to go in and crop the picture for what ever reason. The picture in general appears larger, but becomes distorted. Why on earth would I photoshop my vagina and leave cellulite in? But... they both seemed to know the other person's next move before they made it... so they were both fighting their own future self... Brain failing to comprehend... O_O *pop* Apparently not everyone runs on Dunkin' Whoa. Dude, that is eerily awesome. Lebrons hairline is looking like it needs three headbands There is *no way* that was unintentional Looks like i choose a bad time to buy I am so jealous right now..... Seems like both her and Maria Ozawa are doing things outside of AV now I think that means you like his ass... t( There's actually detail to it? Adorable I always hated hearing from jackass kids in school "You read that somewhere!" when I would answer a question or provide a bit of knowledge. No shit, I read that somewhere. That's how I gain most of my knowledge Happy cake day! Your account is 6 years old now The Gigabyte is fine! His name is iratesluts, don't believe someone who does that NO WAY! Now that you mention it... that could actually have been the whole point of the title. Man, you're so clever! I think we'll get into quantum computing before ever creating any differently shaped core processors for home computers. I was in a Rogers video and some little kid asked me to get something for him from the top shelf...I was only 16 then too How can you not use email in this day and age? Wow, that was impressive at the end. I was like "oh okay, what is he doin-WAIT WHAT! What sorcery is this! Have you? Yeah I'm 16. I don't think that would fly First 40 seconds, I don't know why but before I saw anything I did the X-men theme I was singing this song in my head when I clicked the link, didn't even see the picture. "dinasaur" I don't think I could handle a rip from this My doctor prescribed me the wrong kind of birth control. So I had breakthrough bleeding (bleeding even though you're still on the active pills). This started Tuesday, January 12th. And it was *really* bad. After a week of this super heavy bleeding, I started to feel dizzy, rapid heartbeat, labored breathing. A few days later, if I **had** to get out of bed, I had to hold onto something to walk or I'd crawl. Sunday, January 21st, I woke up at like 5:45 in the morning and I crawled to my bathroom, passed out on the toilet, woke up on the floor later on (don't know how long I was out). I couldn't move without wanting to die, so I just laid on the bathroom floor for hours. Eventually, my mom found me and she thought I was faking it (she thought I was faking everything this entire time). I told her to call my aunt who is a RN and she said to take me to the hospital (**no shit, right?**). So I get enough strength to get dressed, it took me 30 minutes. We finally got in the car and we didn't make it 3 blocks because I got really really dizzy. I told her to go back cause I felt like I was gonna shit myself and throw up. We get back to the house and I'm trying to walk back inside the house, next thing I know, I'm laying down on the floor inside the house with my dogs licking my face. I passed out on the driveway/walkway, hit my head and shoulder on the concrete. Ambulance came, the EMTs were like O_O when they saw me. Apparently, I didn't look good. Blah blah blah, so I get to the hospital and even the emergency room nurses and doctors were like What? Where!? Where in New England can I find it? Wait.......your mom has green hair? that's not the impressive part. have you looked at the last 4 pages?!?!?!?!?! Vintage Earbuds WTF, and like at least 70 unusuals Im not really sure what the feeling is over across the pond, but here in the UK, there'd be some serious eyebrow-raising at a 16 yr old with a 13 yr old anyway... Thats...barely puberty Now that you brought this to my attention... I did my first fanfiction based on sonics world and its inhabitants in comic sans TIL I must like By the Way more than Stadium Arcadium. I know man. I was watching an episode at my buddies this morning.....the whole time I had the i was like u think minnesota is down south ? You made the dress? I read that as 11 months old. Das expensive Was looking to see your other art. How are you this good i used to feel ashamed about clopping but then i found out that my girlfriend is in to this stuff too, funny story she left her laptop at my house and i was typing in reddit to see what she posts and this site was in the drop down menu i was like. 4 year olds scare me. A dog? You know what got us out of the great depression? World war 2. You know what this means......WW3! What's with those bumps on her vagina? Carbon has 4nl jackpot tables? Riding an ESM and from laguna niguel?? are you stalking me? That...that's...me. creep is on pablo honey. also bends is brit pop and annoying. Maybe if you decipher it, it's actually her phone number My mother constantly asks me if I am going to "hook up" with my friends tonight... she means "hang out" but just doesn't know I just realized that I never knew the meaning of this What's wrong with you? Nah, got enough hel from the wonderful people here, and I hav never heard about that subreddit before Piracy is killing the movie industry! May I please have a lick I'm not sure I get it After being very unathletic for most of my life, people now pay money to see me do sports Is anyone else getting the number ID of the facebook users instead of the name on spotify? Oh shit... this scared me. I'm going in tomorrow for a car washing job interview... Heh. I told this one guy back from my neighborhood that I went to ISU and he said this exact joke. His school? Eastern Illinois. dat loki wow... I had the same thought last week Thanks, if you crunch those numbers they all come out to not 95%, but 98 % and 99%. Not sure i can believe that sorry about that That sounds ridiculous! I'm curious as to what the ratio is like for other countries compared to the US The Olympus EPL3 is significantly smaller than a dSLR. or the use of Sigma backpain.jpg? Unless you speak UK English and/or live in a society where unions are less of a big deal than having come across the names of elements before OH I did that once, too! Ouch! -- Heard baby cry, stumble out of bed, shoulder right into the door Im not sure...... it says Henk... Apparent he's a bit of a dick Imageporter, the NSFW image hosting website Apparently, I share a birthday with Shizune. Also, I love how the biggest thing was to fix Newcomb Togo, (was it like 300 votes within 5 hours of the site being made?) but they promptly responded to it, said a meeting was scheduled, and took the question off the main list. Huh it took me a while... then a had a deep breath and got it It would be nice if OP's brother died? ... Recess isn't mandatory there!? Wow... i must see I find it interesting that the opposite side of any large landmass will be a large body of water. I don't know anyone like this After I finish college im moving out of Florida xD I dislike the weather < After I finish college im moving out of Florida xD I dislike the weather < I don't see a pokeball anywhere in that blurry, reddish blob... Price difference is for the full auto. Machine guns stopped being manufactured for civilians in 1986, so limited supply has driven the prices up by an order of magnitude. I wouldn't be surprised if the original M11/9 cost less than $100 to produce... bit of an older picture. will post newer one after sleep Look what you done to kids Most out of context reply I have ever received Mythbusters has gotten hardcore since I last saw it An idiot that can't tell the difference between a priceless Ming vase and an ash urn. That is a GLORIOUS ass Why was there a piano in the tree? Yeah! I hear those are pretty good! Whatever works! As an example the blendtec is able to take normal soup-ingredients+ warm-ish water, blend them, and the friction from the blades creates hot soup. exactly op is jus bein an idiot. tbh i find the stuff on facebook to be funnier than teh stuff on reddit i always try downvotin the unfunny stuff like politics and news but everyone else is always upvoting them Hip to Waist ratio = You've been to 2 games and *that* was what made you sick? Periodic is used outside chemistry This reminds me of a 14 year old girl telling me she knows how to play a few "cables." I don't know what else to call it The content owner didn't make this content available to mobiles you're not from around here are you Bizarre As a woman, I can confirm that just reading this made me horny No where near big enough for Qarth I don't know why. But that video was amazing and I watched the entire thing Dayum. Wait whoa...it's not real cake? I'll be honest, the girl looks like a grown up Hilda. SPECULATION you are using the past tense but diablo is in the future There is a band in BC, Canada Called Unit 731. TIL... You let yourself become cocaine's bitch. I use it regularly and don't have any of these problems, so do a lot of my friends. The problem ain't coke, it's you wish i saw, "warning: death" how do you know this? ...What did I just read Did not know this existed i would hate to laugh out **load**... Oh right I thought you meant MMOs take no skill. I was like Can't believe you've received so many downvotes I think this should be in r/wtf . . . Made me feel that way Are you completely brain dead? They just make it so it gives you the exact same penalty as leaving the que normally...........god you are a idiot Hallucinating redditor suddenly realizes he/she's hallucinating and is actually smoking a plain old flag...oops Wow. My mom's birthday is also today Just make sure you ask her before climbing between her legs Hold on I'm confused, your sister is the girl in the pic and she lives close to Toronto. But the picture by the OP is from Houston, I'm confused Clicked your link and fuck everything about that But what if I find my home on the bottom map? It looks like a vulture Poke from a long range. I thought about that! then I realized, my dog was laying on his dog bed beside me the entire time. There's an Alpharetta subreddit lol so very true. I guess i just really loved the gunblade Forever. who peed in your wheaties? Those demo kills, Have you done something nasty around here to piss people off? I've been to three different threads in the last couple minutes and you're downvoted excessively in each one ( There is a Douchebag Day Wow that is a lot of text Why does OP always have to title something as " o_O, O_o and Sir, we are in the very very small minority but how did you not piss? ...or did you piss at the rail Sooo... your heart is on your left side??? That was the first comment this thread got, I was like " Wait all of echo is a water level I had just moved out, and was ferrying all my shit from the car into the new appartment when my new landlord spotted me. I was carrying a 24" monitor (this was before flatscreens, so i had my hands full). He asks me: "Oh, did you buy a new printer?" Thank you What the actual fuck Excellent rebuttal. It has a 4.5 star rating. I almost fell into this trap when I first started on Reddit. Holy crap.....looks like It the clown's baby. I Have no problem with a gay stoner orgy...but why would a straight person want to go there? i just realized text appears backwards on pictures You're right, winning MLG Invitational, IPL 1, and IEM China, and getting 4th at MLG Columbus and Orlando... man, he must have always played like shit Now it would be very interesting if we can Spectate games going on in Korea via the NA Client Yikes, I'm so sorry. I've felt really lucky because I've had an iron bladder this pregnancy(compared to last time 'round). If there's any consolation I peed every hour or so during the last week of my previous pregnancy, so I feel your pain. Your eyes are beautiful the lich Holy fucking shit. How does Australian TKD work? Do you do kicks with your hands since you're upside down? Does he have toilet paper around his face? I've 62 just sitting around Ugh I had to go in there to use the ATM once (because Falafal King only took cash) and I got propositioned by a skeevy character. I was 8 months pregnant at the time. I have no idea what those things are. Also whats with the HP bar up top? IGN: iDani3l yes, they are perfect. They aren't real. It seems like a lot of work to wrap that bike up. Took me a few seconds.... What in the fuck is this old interface about? Is this how Blockbuster employees search for games? Oh man, not again This is so weird! Seriously I used to think this was part of the better dungeons mod (I still use it,) But now I think i'm wrong... Seriously I've seen about 5 of these and had no idea what they were Okc should be blocked by elementary schools This thread sucked me in for hours I already had that tune going on in my head until I clicked on the link and read the rest of the tweet... I don't recall that line in the song that explains the seven medals. But what about the 8 strings I counted? Never thought I would see a deleted comment on this subriddit Maybe... Max was meant to be someone kids DON'T want to be like! I heard from somewhere that he is 18 now.. Whoah whoah, I don't pirate apps for my phone at all. is your appendix on your left side? They lose an eye on their journey I haven't How do you remove shellder? maybe you should try r/wtf. Those eyes 14-15 would probably be more accurate but still Tim Tebow. I-... didn't doubt that. Those eyes....those goddamn eyes......dont look.....dont.....fuck. The first time I was going to we my gf's parents I asks if her dad had a weapon licens xD …he did Wait...it wasn't Pre-Madonna? Phwoar I wasn't freaking out intentional? i duno, but.. wow I knew a kid in high school who changed his name from Steve to Jimmy... I'm the same way with my cat. He's 13 Yesterday he was laying on his side with his eyes half open and I'm all " For some reason, I unintentionally read "Call James" in my grandmother's voice, even though she's been dead for ~4 years. That really creeped me out Not if the person can explain it. If it's a "I'm just waiting for the right person and take dating seriously" thing, then that's fine. If it's more like, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WRONG WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE LIKE ME HEHEHEHE WANT TO GET MARRIED?" Then I'm like whoa.... you have an amazing body, truly gifted with T&A Well, yes, exactly. The third time I looked at this image I finally noticed that the text says "CC" and not "GG". Thanks, well spoken internet comrade. The world needs more people like you. I should say that I did enjoy myself while watching it, I think a lot of my negativity towards it has been the result of what I perceived to be over-positive reactions. I also was not aware that Stark's generator was a perpetual motion device the derpest dog ever she still looks stunning? it's shocking how disrespectful this is. Holy shit my knickers just flew off Man, you should have been here for the original- as you well suspect, every Tom, Dick, and Ashley made the whats the difference Someone else mentioned the bin in the picture is a biohazard waste bin so it looks like they're in a hospital already. Whose car did they take will you survive? You must not go to raves bro Whoa, I did not catch that first spoiler in the book. Seriously? I've always thought, that all people have it, some people just don't use it I once asked a girl (gorgeous , if she said she was a supermodel , I would believe her) out in school she said yes and I was just super-happy , I said I would ask her when she had time on facebook , so 2 days passed and I waited for her to come online to ask her and well , practically I thought she didn't want to because it was taking so long ... "Why me? she could get tons of others guys" and immediately I didn't know how I could've been so dumb , and I kind of sent her a slightly annoyed message about how if she didn't want to go out with me she shouldn't have said yes (DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB) and well , 3 days later I got a message how she didn't like that and yada yada and now it's kind of awkward between us and I havent spoken her since (been trying to for over months now Yes he can burn to death. Most likely the lighting will kill him first though iPad strategy? what the...? IGN: milesbanana221-i need on please help me I never thought I'd say it, but his bum looks WEIRD. Like he's got implants or summat. The dog never woke up Her spirits do damage while cycloned? That's insane OMG... hahahaaaa! That's good! I needed that to start my day. It's going to be a shitty one, but I'll be hearing that in the background all day. If I could get the other voices in my head to sing along, I could start a band I'm about 20 minutes away. WE ALL HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! How do you do it? Nice :D care to elaborate a little? (Really wanna try this, but my humble stonerengineering brain simply cannot comprehend how to even start And still, why the hell do people upvote this thread? I'm always curious why people do that even though the most rated comment says it's a repost OMG you're perfect This was my reaction to this post: "This is gonna be good..." *click* O_O.... Including Xtube? My sister said that the big kids pick on her, so she likes to cuddle with the baby. Just now i counted calorie and it showed 50 calories extra intake. Talked to twiggy I worked as a server all through college and among several weird/random things I overheard, this one really stuck with me. During a really really busy Friday night shift, I overheard this table of four, when they were making plans to 'swing'. I was cleaning my table next to it so i got to hear quite a bit. One of the couples were married and the other, just dating. The thing was that one of the couples were a supposedly prominent/uber rich elites or whatever so everyone who heard the conversation was eh how is this heartwarming or reconciliation??? its NOT AT ALL. in fact, somebody should report this to teh police coz if he really did throw him down a shaft tehn its probably murder any post that only has It's actually stenciled from a blown up logo jpeg. The inside is fairly hard to carve so that stuff is a little off, but it's the same size ratio as the regular logo. This guy can predict the future. Good thing he's wearing a helmet You believe what an English tabloid said? look at that face!!! Would anyone be interested? Don't get my hopes up unless you can seriously deliver me that many gay people Lou Ferrigno The only time I've been there I turned around at the chain part due to a huge number of obese tourists in sandals walking around on the rocks like there wasn't a 2000 foot drop waiting for them if they slipped... and all I could think of was the possibility of that happening and them taking me over the side with them I do believe this is the first time I've heard of someone feeling disgusted at nipples. To each their own I guess. Why is that other kid naked? I was so waiting for that thing to fall off any second Holy shit, someone who actually read the article and didn't post based on a sensationalist title! I haven't read the books You sound like the textbook example of a "crazy ex-girlfriend" reddit seems to love hearing about. Any context as to why this guy deserved such harsh treatment? The Narnia series got lions right So someone crucified him? Don't go crazy wide Aaaaah! Took me so long to figure out I don't have an unexpected story, but it really sucks when my cat puts its asshole in my face or licks it in front of me. Bought like 3-4 mana-tears on morgana, because i always had mana problems You can reserve seats abroad? There are a *lot* of zeroes in that url. ..... Hey guys here's a cool thing that requires copy and pasting text... imgur.com That sucks =( I want to use the public transportation here but the cost ends up being as much as gas with all the transfers I have to do, and it'll take twice as long to get where I'm going too. Not to mention there's a stigma here on how only poor people use the public transit, and that it's dangerous by posting this does it break your contract? I am super envious instantbuy At first I didn't see the dog and thought she had an imaginary friend but then was confused how you knew since she doesn't look old enough to talk. Ahh, okay, that's what I thought. In which case, your patience is amazing. It's those little tiny details that I absolutely love. Always leaves me all Jaime is dyslexic? Or is it the actor portraying him? im... not sure if it looks pretty or revolting. Wow. I totally failed to hit the "3" key twice in one post. Gonna fix that now. I saw that in the theater back when it first came out, and I knew it was a massive piece of shit then, too. My friend loved it, though. \\( my doctor: "the only problem with the IUD is that it doesn't work." me: "guess I'm a parent now LIES Sounds a lot like Hentai Look, everyone knows I'm all about rational discussion ( need moar pix I'm quite perplexed by the American accent, as well... This nights game is on the frontpage like three times right now I'm worried a lot of you are confusing wastegates with blow-off valves or diverter valves Ethanoic acid makes more sense as a name because it explains the structure. Is that an alien language he's writing? Was he? Or was I right the second time I'm an American ENT and I promise I've never encountered a WEED dealer like this. I mean, seriously - dude must mean his cocaine dealer or meth dealer or something. ......Im going to be honest here, 3-4 months and you arent out of a frigate yet Honestly i thought it was just a fluke i was really tired so i smoked up a friend, who also has a high tolerances, yea it hit her mighty hard too, she didn't believe me i was that high with one hit (she works at a convince store i haunt all the time) it was really funny, she was like That's...quite a username People really don't like your posts what subreddits do YOU go to imagine 10 years ago, none of this would have been possible 70 degrees celcius under load is quite normal Damn. that's better than most people three times her age Kind of like dry pizza-flavored vomit... 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Also Fancy Finn's pants remind me of the Brady Bunch a little, in fact he might even be wearing an ascot It's a Ditto! Show us. oh . my . god . you already made the pic I asked for before i even asked Lol thanks. I'm still wondering about my fortune From the grave? Fuck. That. Shit. I always had a bit of a tummy. I started to round out at around 12-13 weeks. Maternity clothes looked awkward and silly on me and regular clothes looked too tight. Oh it was an uncomfortable time for me. At 15-19 or so weeks, it was kinda like, "Is she pregnant or just fat?" kind of a situation, but now I'm definitely nice and round and obviously pregnant. I work at a restaurant as a hostess and yesterday, a couple came in to eat. I went to grab the menus and the lady whispered VERY LOUDLY to her husband: "Oh my god, she's pregnant!" ... I looked at her and just proceeded to seat them, but it was a weird moment for me. Totally thought the guy on the left was holding up both hands and levitating the laptop. People clap in your theater? I just spent the last six hours on that website... I was just about to say the same thing. I'm liek, " For UI, you know you can scale pretty much everything right? My name is Ian. Ba'als liquor. That's the name of one near my house Why is 9gag on there? What the hell is this? we should make a naked triangle reading through all these posts the one question that i've been meaning to ask is where are all my asians at dat mullet please dont shoot me I was "forever alone" all through school, then I started hanging out with some friends who went to college. Eventually my friend's friends were inviting me up without my original friends, and eventually three ladies and myself all got hammered and ended up messing around. Flash forward 8 years, I'm married to one of them with three kids never thought of it that way Haha I was starting to worry that every one really did think I was that shy lol. I'm thinking, "Do none of these people know me?" 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Saw this on another post NOT A REPOST: But what if Oxygen makes our voice deeper, and Helium brings it back to normal How do they breathe?! Shhhh, don't remind anyone Boley or any of our other players are champs...lots of jealous downvotes floating around What's the matter, SlasherPunk? They are extremely amateur, They couldn't even get the name UKIP on the ballot for the London Mayoral election... seriously Uh oH Just think of all the cheeseburgers he could buy with that fat stack. Det.... gjorde jeg umiddelbart heller ikke. Ser heller ikke noget mærkeligt på min kontooversigt. Mærkeligt. Does that mean gardeners smoke weed a lot?? Mind=Blown Thank you, I suppose I should have followed up with an awesome picture of it. My dad graduated high school the same year my mom was born. i was like -_- ----> -_o -----> Or necrophilia... For sure! I think I'm just in paranoid mode. My gf after she had her baby was worried about the most strange things like "what if she was holding the baby while walking down the hall of our house and loss her footing and then crashed into the wall and the baby would get hurt?!" I was on the phone with her when she told me this and I was like actually, I'm dead serious These pictures just blow my mind. I can't imagine how these cliffs were formed. They're like a complete 90 degree angle for what looks like miles. It's amazing That's not the woman's leg either YEAH ! that too yes wow. that's.. quite creepy. Just wow... As did I. We actually stopped and got food from a Subway. Wondered why the workers were behind what looked like bullet-proof glass. Only later read how dangerous the city is suppose to be. Hence it being a secret... Varför har nån genererat en italiensk Lars-Henrik meme? So you have to be under 1520 elo to signup, then pass 1520 to be eligible to play? Or am I reading this wrong? What the hell was that about? Why was music from Code Geass added? Urban Terror! for the low low price of FREE ...the coffee might be an issue I've been around 50 an eighth. So? are you saying we should outlaw it? That's like saying growing food is important... we need to outlaw it because it's a huge business. Just read the plot summary on Wikipedia.... yikes! It actually requires you to follow the steps in the readme to the point. I still haven't gotten it working after two attempts. You need to unpack the textures.bsa with a third party tool instead of FOMM, so maybe that's where I messed up, but it seemed to extract just fine. After that, using the batch file included seems to work, but it also seems to break there as well. Still, I plowed forward and instead of dropping all the files into the data folder, I made a .fomod file out of it (all 7.5 GB My time was actually a fraction better in the left right differentiation. Match percentages totally matter Milkshakes? 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You think there's a level 100 fan o war? people chewing food...ahhh 60 bowls later ... haha ok, ive been busy as of late. but i shall find you at some time Did anyone else read the top comment to that article? Your son didn't change his hair style in 13 years? The mind is a holograph. When you can't remember something, you tilt your head to think.... Now I'm hungry Sweet Merciful Jar-Jar I could have died happy if I'd never seen this picture. Now, I'm not sure I can ever eat an egg again. There are some things you just never need to see. I LOVE THESE. ( TIL there are people that DON'T listen to Jamiroqui... bring it on Mozen! lets see yours The crash of that wave would sound amazing. ( From the angle of his ears, I can almost imagine the look on his face. You paid $80 for an MFLB? This is a hilarious movie, btw... as an afterthought, make sure if you watch it that the kids are already in bed So you want to trade your recently on sale $5 game, for 2x $6.79 = $13.58? Dipping sticks, rapiddash. There is a fine line between addiction and passion. Just like the one between loving and stalking. Asian girls having sex. So before they come out, theyre dragon balls? Dat APR In the video on the site, the narrator sounds like (or maybe is?! By your username i can tell that your name really IS Sue you're allowed to post on r/trees, what would this subreddit be if not a conglomeration of all trees-related content? OMG FUCKING KETCHUP??!! I FUCKING LOVE KETCHUP!!!!! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!! That insinuates that they want to make a second movie... 5 feet in diameter? I remember Dory says something along the lines of whatever the other fish's name is (can't remember it That's quite true... What's the conversion rate of karma > muscle mass Hahahaha... Oh wait you're serious. Why not take the controller sockets, and turn them in to USBs? His right eye?! Replace the comic sans typeface on your computer with something nice... then when websites and crap try to use comic sans it comes out as a typeface you like; it's not even that hard to do The whole thing didn't seem that strange until… the circumference part. Those eyes are... Wow. He looks like he knows all of my deepest, darkest secrets I dunno, I'll reserve judgement on that. You haven't seen my ex-girlfriend's apartment... Can't unsee Wow. I sat down to poop just as I opened the link. That's really weird. thats some extremely long namespacing I don't care why but OMG I love mint. Over my shoulder I hear "It's probably a man too..." are you 10 guy Sweet jesus I thought I was the only one who didn't get the fascination here. I'm far from a makeup savant (took me years to figure out how to apply blush without looking like I had two pink blocks painted on) but I've been able to do winged eyeliner since I was in HS... I guess the OP is into a more open-minded, progressive form of fascism. That....that's a game changer for me right there. They were right about Easter I have never thought of this.. but it really is genius! Thanks sir! Super glue is used to heal other open wounds, so why not feet? Just be sure not to put on socks afterwords for a while... Poor Raj, he's still alone. Before I saw it as Raj and Howard as a duo in their quartet and Sheldon and Leonard as the other duo. But with Bernadette's rise to prominence in the series that's changed a lot. And while the other boys have a girl, Raj is alone which makes me feel they should focus a bit on Raj. Maybe he meets a girl like him, and they eventually bond and become a couple. Sorry I brought this to Raj, but... That was a weird poop formation ..Kendra? Holy crap?! That doesn't actually sound ridiculous at all All of the sudden I just remembered that movie with Antonio Banderas... what was it called? Thirteenth Warrior or something? At one point in the movie they actually have him make sujood or something to that effect. wtheck would be a good example Am I doing good if I told you I started playing 2-3 weeks ago? I have no chin, so in football I got called turtle, cause I ran slow... shit stuck with me till I was out of high school. still does with one friend, but I dont mind it really. she always gets me turtle related presents I literally gulped. I didn't downvote you. Paid more then that for them are you me?! Holy fuck I want to ravage you till your body shakes and shivers...and then keep going. I don't know... why I read this in a robot voice... So you're saying that you should be able to get 250 Alchemy, Weaponsmithing, and Armorsmithing at the same time because they all level up on the same recipes? Wow... And I've listened to that song quite a few times! I'll never hear it the same way again! FFVII obscure? ... What? Why would we not like it? 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I read that as one hundred fifty point zero. Um no, they don't. That's near Central West End, right? I wanna lick it I just noticed that he is looking at a type writer. Wtf > You are my hero oh wow... i had no idea it's the aggro crag Yeah REALLY be careful with that shit. I've had a seizure from it on a stupidly high dose when I was a 19-year-old retard. Really gave me much more respect for drugs and have been way more cautious ever since. But that is something I will never take again there is a leauge channel, im pretty sure its called leauge of lesbians (just for funsies) but its in spanish Recipe for the crawfish entoufee? I SEE How is this different from the Google Notebooks? ...because they're white. That is an incredibly flawed analogy. is.....that....a carrot? His dangling dong Attack of the clones This thread opened my eyes as to just how customizable android is Haste for arcane? I don't know if I've felt them yet! She kicks a lot, but do hiccups feel different Death Prophet doesn't start with a K Those things are way to expensive to leave in the station At least he didn't do it with a shotgun The *who* is Trapped_in_Reddit? Berry cookies? Personally, I'm more concerned about finding entire vacuum cleaners in them. Both why are they in there and how did they fit? Um.... read the first comment in the article .. conspiracy I'm asking a question to the whole of reddit So...who is managing the team Shuppy homophone ''I will drink the blood of an innocent child and drink it'' ? Wtf There isn't even any need in watching it again. That shit's haunting me till my dying day Wait... She's a lesbian but she wants you, a gay man to fuck her?... I too am from Burke County... How old are you? Ehr...what else could you possibly mean other than what you said? Holy crap. Was that really the easiest solution? I didn't expect it either, but clearly it's a thing. WTF XXXX-L Sooo..you don't grade? That would be an abomination. ...I'm not a brony, but I see this ranked at 86, and I just have to say this...I'm not quite sure how to feel about that look at the end of it wow How did the first paint gun get painted Wow, I said schfifty five this morning. Well done animation, looks like the clips I've seen...but still makes me uncomfortable with the look at the end with the eyes and grin That's my town All right, so I must decide! Errrrrr *Googles* Wh.. what have you done? (For me at least) All external stimulus becomes aggravating, frightening, or ominous. My thoughts spiral into nonsense as I try in vain to talk myself down. I've found a lot of psychedelics mock your attempts to control them, but its never really turned me off anything... except salvia Besides my CCW, I carry a little flashlight everywhere I go. On more than a few occasions someone has exclaimed "I wish I had a flashlight", at which point I produce mine and offer it. I always get a confused response from the person who needed it " that man is hot She would be good also. I see that. What if they picked.... Kristen Stewart.. why is that hilarious?? So does that mean it got towed or what? why would think they would expire anyway? Where is that? I don't recognise anything in that picture... So many wrappers I went scuba diving in the St-Lawrence. We have wayyyyy biggers fish Whoa, just had crazy high school flash backs Certainly an interesting concept Quite the family. Yeah, just like those who play board games, read books, watch movies, watch TV, listen to music, go on vacations, and do other non-productive things. Seriously rippling of the skin? Wow Twitter and reddit, it's like we keep running into each other. It's so I can make sure you get those records made ASAP! Had my headphones in.. Switched to ipod.. Scrolled to Day N Night.. Pressed play.. Zoning Fuck i wish i could skateboard to justify buying one of those, unless longboarding is easier to do than regular skateboarding I saw cyclops and pigmen nonstop i can help you bring new meaning to handjob Is that a microphone? If you use that to talk to people while gaming... 15 hours of idling with wifi on. screen time was ~2 hours. I was at 69%. Hurk, thanks for the warning. That'd be a not fun read. Ew? Ok. Sometimes. Why do I even answer .. In times where it was not legally recognized, it was policed by culture. I don't see that boding very well, with plenty of pedophiles, polygamists, etc waiting in the wings combined with a much more contemporary general destruction of marriage and the family. The fact that letting people totally determine marriage arbitrarily would be fine with you and that you see no issue with that is just evidence that the Church cares a lot more about society than you do, is it not? They have whole roasted duck in the Asian market I go to. Chickens too. And, for some reason, dried flat duck. I've never tried that though. They also have colored eggs I learned were _not_ Easter eggs. Nope. Not Easter eggs _at all_. Just sat there nodding at my screen This is some pretty major troll-feeding Look at the OPs comments I went on vacation there, and every pier that had an arcade had some form of DDR + Beatmania game. Some even had IIDX,Dance Maniax, and even Para Para I know eh? I'm seriously baffled, what the fuck happened there? And I've watched Fry's question he posed to her 5+ times now and I still can't figure out what he's on about. "It's a bit like being an aristocrat. You know that you are borrowing your time from your children." YOUR. not YOU'RE. YOUR. twice. Ugh, my eyes. But now we have 5 people with MrLlama coming in Damn you sir. I had to use the restroom but now I cannot because I don't want to be seen with a boner. I'm a girl but I just wanna say, your boobs are amazing Yeah, I was a little too harsh, but again, I hear this every. day. Like, every day. I'm a gamer, so trust me, I get my daily dose of angry men. Irl, Online, Gaming, Tumblr, Reddit, everywhere. Well, I guess they aren't selling any jets Sure. :) If you did a 1,000 calorie session... Those exist? It's May 10th, and it already **has been.** Angry reddit is angry? Oh wow, it got that big? Please put this on a larger platform than a response comment. I haven't heard the numbers before like this, but this is really valuable info that more people need to hear yup, had to scroll all the way down to the bottom, but it was here. This is that from hell though Assholes don't like me though, so maybe I'm an exception I didn't know being a conversationalist was like a real thing. I thought me and my 3 boys came up with that. A youtube comment: "I shall claim this part of 9GAG army." 78 likes? Confused upvotes all around The Bodyshop sells proraso? Yes the film is pretty horrific Those eyes! You are the cutest thing in the world! Also... Them titties Holy shit, how is it I've never seen you I just read this AFTER posting my comment above. I dragged down the head of exodia. He continues his next turn gets the other pieces, proceeds to add back the head and discard a BEWD. Then tries to tell me he won. Calls an admin and everything... Then he rage quit I thought this said, "I just had the weirdest boner." The ones that flock to the internet primarily have the traits I listed. Where have you been lurking By shredding, do you mean securely overwritten? Or is there a physical method? WAS IT THE PROFESSOR?! Why has this not got more upvotes One of my favorite episodes ever! The ending is just...just... Bruce Timm is my hero. Couldn't even say a word when I met him. Just Wow this totally explains how I am ( It's kind weird that the Philippines yield the most results... on behalf of r/trees: Midi Kefka laugh vs. Mark Hamill Joker laugh? yeah, you wanna make good and sure your Everclear is chilled to the proper temperature, since it's such a good sippin' liquor... Roger Moore You were responsible for FreeSpace? I really hope you meant toenail.. Yes, he is He should play a bond villain in one of the newer movies, as a corrupted agent childbirth?! you've got the most fuckable body i've ever seen! 700 years worth of european history is insane. I wouldn't even know where to start Oh no... Geocities ** that looks fucking painful That little kid has some balls.. I would never steal money from drug dealers. Mazu e major? Got you beat. Apparently, I look Italian, Mexican, Thai and Spanish. I am actually Indian. I'm seeing an elevator going down... with a treadmill for a floor. I was going to say I'll be there too. Then I realized I'm going there with you. Somehow it's actually more WTF than the related video: Sex positions with teddybears -The Plushie Sutra It's the same for any Star Destroyer. I'm not sure why they posed such a threat to the rebellion if that's all you had to destroy to majorly cripple such a large ship. Maybe they need deflector spheres for their deflector spheres? I just realized that those are two different people... I just rebooted my PC from a screensaver Skyrim one of the best looking games? They look good but nothing that special I have no idea why you're being downvoted. That is the restored train Number 35. this my friend is why you dont cum on a computer monitor Zombie golf maybe are you telling me some mortgage interest go over 10% in the US ? Thats crazy I have no idea either This guy by where I live has about 10 in the car, 5 on the dash and another 5 in the back You are trying way too hard in this whole post WTH i keep reading 'Peter Dicklarge' what's wrong with me Oh and don't forget, **Lawrie went from first to third on that passed ball. The internet makes me glad I am not having a girl GAH! It's like they know. I'm going to have to stop ignoring the EU news now howdy neighbor Oh geez, serioulsy? I just figured I could say "donate it" and they just handled it. Lameness. I'll ask them today what's involved. I do know they are picky about the cord blood. My gf tried donating hers twice and it got rejected. Who? Was going on memories of the trailer. I'm sure it's a gem... BILLY MAYS HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXICLEAN!!! ** repost ASOS? Another formerly abeka homeschooled gay atheist here. According to all your replies, there's a lot of us The indian ocean is enooormous You say that like the points aren't directly linked. 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Now take a moment to try and imagine Robert Downey Jr in that role, rather than Craig. When I first read RDJ was initially cast before Craig took over, it required a lot of Diablo 3 is basically the logical next step from Diablo 2 LOD end Game.. Wait, I plagiarized LOL, and here someone else (although not Damian) just walked up to me and said they knew who Nasalgoat was. Uhoh...they're watching me... How interesting, in my country we use grapefruit and pummelo interchangeably. So I always thought it was the same thing. Now I'm wondering which one it is that I have been eating all these years It didn't cross your mind as being a bit odd when 1TB hard drives went from ~$60 to over $200 inside of four months? I can't help recommending anyone, but she sounds like someone who isn't going to listen to you and will dismiss you. I have a male gyno and he's pretty nice, we talk about philosophy and he tells me not to worry about unshaven legs and such. (I warned him, but he did not heed me. 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So I'm in some western country minding my own business when this native walks up to me and says hateful things because I'm a muslim. Then I give him the Uh yeah Indonesia and Bangladesh are huge. Yep. Had FPS issues only in the Charr starting areas... apparently everyone on Darkhaven has to play Charr. I played WvW, and our server took over the whole map during the stress test. So it wasn't very challenging lol. Mostly I just spent my time making different professions and trying em out. Some story quests were broken, though, and I know they worked in the previous beta cuz I saw them in videos. Can't wait for the next beta test. you just Me neither Is... is that a CRT monitor? did the same thing a while back. you used what?!?! and put it where?!?!? Less we forget he needed ***76 pitches*** to get through 4 innings. WHAT THE FREAK! Mind blown. I didn't know they're related is that a good .... A motorcycle I'm surprised the place didn't burn down. Sorry to use this for political example but: And this is why they need to not make abortion illegal anywhere... they're offering free RP? It is now, but this guy just basically told dude to be on reddit more often so he can be on top more. Or you could just look down at the bottom right hand side of your screen... Wow. Who else sat there like an idiot waiting for it to load? Dear lord it's beautiful. Haha I've been in denton for years and every time I see that I go You work with child porn guys? You stayed in there for six hours and didn't call anybody? I think they're over compensating Wait....Hawai'i might break up into two states? What province are you from Oh so you admit to trolling users on reddit? Oh shit, I hope it's the former. I just logged when I saw somebody in the distance because I was on a netbook and when I logged in the tradingpost was gone My names Julia... Thank you, came up with a new pair of pants. And learned that I was wearing women's pants for the last few years Is that... is that a gladiatorial arena? So set up dueling arenas in town, requiring said individuals to do it there. Hell, you could even let them rent various object with which to kill each other. TIL you can buy insects on Amazon... nothing wrong with th- wait a second Why, exactly? Puck...what was that look for? I think Beavis is the creepiest. Something about those huge ass green eyes and the expression on his face. Ick. Dammit this just ruined porn for me... I've never seen this before so the first round I was all "... your body is fucking beautiful Yes from all the millions of dollars I rake in from a Facebook page. Is this the sister? There sure are a lot of christians on reddit these days. 750gb/month and you would need more? DEUUEAUGH so cute ...I'm sorry, but I started fapping when I was 9... POOOOOOOOTIIIIISSSSSSSSS! Don't know what's worse... The theet or your EYES so hot what ya mean? On board? this thread doesn't have to do anything with D3 wtf are you guys on to But I'm watching you. Doubtful, it's going out of standard soon. b/r also isn't much more popular than it normally is Ew. Personally, I find emma Watson to be absolutely adorable and more than a little beautiful, whereas my skank meter goes ape whenever I see/hear about Scarlett. ummm, did that lady at 0:05 pick up a used condom with it? Huh. I more often see Reddit bashing Maher than praising him. ....Im....a......Douchebag I love Beavis and Butthead but I'm scared shitless right now... Does anyone not notice that all b0red does is post to I.minus and titles everything in " Looks like blood to me... Did you say CS is becoming inactive? I'm still slightly confused lol. So was there really a voiced arc? King of the Hill will always be my favorite show because it has this little thing tv writers used to call.... MEANING I always wanted to know what is actually IN the sandwich. Look at the pieces, they are clearly ready to drip/fall out but they just hang there, never moving. when he's one handing it the sammich should fall apart.... whats holding it together Oh God. I almost missed seeing this. Nope. I have done the same thing my whole life! I'll watch a video recording or something, and I'll hear my voice, and go When I was younger and played around the apartment complex my aunt lived in back in California, older kids would warn me not to damage or break anything around the gardens or else the manager would make me hump a tree while he laughed at me. It was weird You should upload the friend's picture... for science. That joke aside, upload it, seriously. I'd also like to know where she got the pic Guess I'll skip this one... Depends on who you're tasting i have the 13" one. and never heard of that what the what now?! im still on ACT I exploring everything Dat Arcanine really dug his teeth into that Seviper. YOU WERE NOT TOLD SHIT. It's quite a common one! danglers? Like loose labia? That's remains from the "cold war propaganda" -times. Finland was trying to be close to "west" (read:sweden) and Sweden needed a bumper towards USSR. In reality Finland was almost like Hungary, DDR etc. And the Finnish-Sweden population wanted to be "scandinavian" 'cause they thought that Finns were Russians... wait what I'm not following... Do you agree or disagree that "transgender" due to "gender" itself being a noun and verb gets treated as a noun when converted to "transgendered?" Is there audio in this? Or is that just in my head??!! Open your game files and see single one 12G item. But in the manga he is a man. it has a name? Yeah shove it in ya bum, she'll be right... Darius, Dairus, Dyrus? I would think Jeff is in his mid-30s with Britta, and I'd put Shirley in her mid-40s... I don't think I understand what you're trying to say. You think it should cost *more* for the smaller portion? I've never fallen asleep while fapping. I thought that was blood on your hand from the thumbnail, and bad thoughts came to mind Seriously?! Poor you! :'( Did you go to the hospital? What did the Doc say? I wonder what your mom is going to do when he's 600lbs and needs her to wash his butt with a rag on a stick. what????? really?? I don't even know what to say other than \m/ ( amazing Demonoid no longer needs an invite Thanks I guess Pretty cool. My daughters name peaked in the 1890's You're a redditor Haha. I think I was supposed to say it in this innocent voice like "aw, nice kitty, you like that don't you?", but instead it came out like something you would say in a hardcore porno Dayum that's a shit ton of gloss. I. Am. Jealous. Dafuk with switch-a-roo I want to vacuum it... Reading it at 4am is much worse, especially when your room is pitch black and consists mainly of windows that let me see shadows outside my room. What did you do to earn the money, out of curiosity? Most methods are a lil' faster then hundreds of hours for 2.4m lol yea, the starcraft master portrait is somehow the best zerg portrait Yes I do. Actually, they do go on moving surfaces Wowza! I really do not understand this thing...I played Day Z at my friends place yesterday, I got extremely bored, extremely fast Jesus Titty Fucking Mother of Christ. so there are vids or pics of jesus birth? Looks decent but who wears a suit to a club How do they breathe...? It's like a STALKER MMO Yay new people! Are Cable, Kaiden, and/or Veratrine still around? I hoe they didn't disappear... Also, how do you break skype? i will never sleep again Contacts solve this problem for me. It would be really cool though if they made 3-D contacts or even just tinted sunglass contacts. Everyones eyes would be pitch black If the only law was no laws, how would it be enforced I had a Mad Catz memory card for my PSX, and somehow it got corrupted. The data was still on it (I could later get to it with a PS2), but whenever it was plugged into my PSX, it stopped accepting controller input. I agree. Star Wars Galaxies launch...I still have nightmares AH! You're right. I forgot my best friend's husband screamed it out in theatres and I didn't read THAT particular book before I saw the movie (that may be the only time I've done that which one is this and how do i get this game Wait, is there actually a roller derby place here? Ragdoll zombies, can't wait. There might even be swimming zombies Really? 7g's a month... man, are you even having fun anymore? you must have a tolerance wich is chinese wall-like That actually sounds fucking awesome Problem is most of us can't even play the damn game when we have time after work.... We're keeping one PoTS line in the event of an emergency, or WAN outage. The telco claims we can't outright cancel the phone service, even with a fiber connection because of some FCC regulations. Wow, that was confusing wait is happenis wrong as well?!?! I wonder what we ARE supposed to farm then It's a nice speech, but why the hell is he sitting like that? Big boobies What time does he say that breaking blocks isn't allowed? he expanded Are you hiking/camping or car camping? The things you take with vary greatly on which method of camping you're doing This makes so much sense She looks really weird without a pound of mascara on Hey, I'm a chick from NC and I make comics and go to college. Yaay! Friend time! o_o I'm not creepy. Trust me. It looks like he tattooed a pic of a little uncircumcised penis squirting on his chest. They're my weakness I agree the reasons you stated are problems but that shouldn't stop you from buying the game if you enjoyed the gameplay itself... the price is relatively reasonable considering there is no subscription fee. Blizzard could've easily made the game cheaper and added a subscription fee and content updates, that itself would've brought even more complaints and I think they made the right decision. The DRM is an issue but honestly most of us would prefer this to prevent cheating/duping etc... and we are almost always connected to the internet now anyways. Lastly in terms of "guest passes" ... honestly why complain about something that's given to you for free? source me bro!!!!! Creative Extra cold I don't hang out with a lot of people actually. I dont think any of my friends have piercings though. Have you ever wondered if that was how you were born? I have never experienced 1 or 3 initially i thought that boxing picture was from a movie, and just something you wanted to aim for does nobody get the Game of Thrones reference? Is there an "/r/" for everything?! See I tried that and both options were greyed I ask for random souvenirs all the time when I order... Pens are my favorite to get, some of these shipping departments have really nice pens... Please do! Think about it. Watch a big busty girl in a "movie" sometime, that's on her knees, getting worked over from behind, and watch her boobs. Do they not sag like udders? They just..dunno, frighten me. And the chances for pancake nipples increase substantially I wonder whats in the tires this time. When was this? I work at an IT company with a boss named Steve !,,! OMG YES OMG THAT HAPPENED ONCE TOO! When i was in 7th grade O_O My 8th grade history teacher and my 7th grade history teacher are having a baby! YES. YES PLEASE Lol OMG yeah our school did that at one point when the 8th and 7th grade history teachers got married and had a baby. everyone was like "I bet he banged her in the school bathroom." and im like Ridic video. To be blunt...I wanna just fuck you so bad it **hurts**. On a funny note, do you have ANY idea how hard it is to try to walk around work with a raging hard dick. how the hell did you manage to do that? Ooooh like Limbo. With large arachnid legs slowly creeping up on you. Imagine just seeing that walking around. But I assumed being like " WHO THE EFF downvoted u Yeah, there's three of us like that. So, the game never goes anywhere. My grandmother got a picture of a penis sent to her from a wrong number. Then she showed it to me and asked if I knew who it was I dont see any thick girl in the picture... Their HAIR. Can they see me when I downvote? Ive never heard anyone try and ban contact sports Thanks for the tip! Although I'm not sure which video you're referring to Tony Hawk I use smokeless tobacco and I agree 100%. I hate myself. .................for real? that is awesome ;D no clue how they got the ears to stay floating out there like that though They didn't even say sorry for such a short set just turned their shit off and started packing. A few of us were like what the fuck are you doing. "I have a sore throat dude" I know the three leaves thing but just the thought of wiping with poison ivy makes me shudder... So according to this chart I'm a Digg refugee type, never eard of Digg I recently bought an '00 with 230,000 Wait did you say "Not again"? ** I'm worried about the Curly one aint a mcgangbang unless the white meat is between two black patties Since about ten years ago, for me. .( or maybe he just got more manlier looking. I think I saw this anime porno... No, it's awful and repetitive, which is why I reddit during class. I barely read any of the books. or how disrespectful the nWo concept was and how every promo was a slap to the face of everyone who came before them... like him and the hors... holy shit, you're right! Nice one, thank you -- what's glaringly wrong with the syntax in what I posted (apart, of course, from the borky formatting which I shall try to fix now) Do people not do this? I don't know. It just sounds awful. I guess the -_-......... What am I looking at No, my Onix What if kog's daddy was designed to be the best peeler ever For what? Impalement? Cervix implosion? What exactly am I perfect size for? you shall burn in hell for not fly-fishing... Perhaps, it's poorly worded. But that means that he thinks that 25% over baseline is only slightly over baseline SONEs are everywhere. Malkovich. This was my fear Did NOT see that coming. Ho fuck. ** redit is telling me you posted one hour BEFORE HIM If you're under my bed, do I win? What does "GODMODE" do??? See, that's our other kitty, Lyryc. She loves to do that. And then try to jump in... SO EXCITED Right you are, NicklePickler. Nope... a combination of Doctor Who's Weeping Angels and the old woman from Insidious... don't blink and don't do astral projections. It actually happened? I thought the title said "Remember that [rule] 34 shot of Thunderlane?" Why did you keep looking at it after the first two thousand? Holy cow, I did not know that even existed I've used photos of those babies for references for zombie babies! What the actual fuck. Very descriptive, I'll give her that why thank ya! When I came across it was just like But there was time for Whimsyshire? TIL Freeza is a guy.... If I was "Innovative Concepts" I wouldn't want them reping my shop. So how does it feel to be a spammable invisible bird? Holy shit Telus and working. Mirror- finish. No. Clearly he IS IDW. Fine fine. Hmmm how about "Cat level: Whore back in black x2" HAHA mfw i see an old meme That's terrifying... Always played him ;) His combo is deadly if used properly in most scenarios What is the achievement of this? The underside of a desk could be a work of art to these people. 300!!!!! What!!! How!?!??!? I was doing maybe 80dps wtf! But willing to venture out that with you fancy electronic tooth brushes you are a germ freak. Still taken aback by the shitty graphics Do other people **not** do this? I see what you did there what about... Triple Carbs? You're right for the most part, but the pizza is not american invention I imagine you get a lot of Because reddit is smarter than google... Details please... Or the episode of Punky Brewster where she runs away and accidentally gets locked inside an old fridge? 640x480? ( Really curious as to why that one corpse with a bird on it's leg has all its guts on out of the belly and on top Bah! I've had groups of 6 and once even a group of 10 ( Wait... you do mean *Montreal,* right? After reading that garbage, I hope so..... walker You have another one on there.... how often do you record your shirtless roommate drunkenly singing? if you move your eyes around, it looks like there is a white dot at each intersection. close lol, eastern OH. How'd you know? Gotta encourage more people to play lancers somehow As somebody from Austria, that looks disgusting LOL. Thank you :) I guess I'm always in the "Algoma Highlands" Whoa...we just learned about Deborah Tannen in my Psychology class. I hope there are showers in said caves. Well she does, but the legal text says that as long as she drops the kid off at a "safe haven" she cannot be charged with any crimes OH MY GOD. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU I feel like I just got your entire life history from the first page of Google results! Yes, and looks like he's still growing Att first I was thinking what was wrong with you but then I remembered SARCASM on the internet! > It's probably hard to pluck with the nut that close to the head.... Weirdest fucking thing just happened. I looked up at my TV just after I clicked this.... "21" just started TIL that evangelical Christians in America are all actually Anglicans. That link was purple, but I don't remember ever seeing it. Must have been like the first pic I saw on Reddit I typed " oh wow! i tried the 2nd link (shadow copies) and now i have 16 gigs free harddrive space! Riven and Nautilus: oh god...I'm compensating for something Why did you remove your upvote? So many handhelds.. (>º__º)>==========================E( Chi town fans are never ones to hold grudges.. Now how does one get this all on one comprehensive thumb drive OMG, it is. It took Reddit all of 1 minute to find what I've been searching for for the past half hour. Every automatic car wash like that I've been in requires you to keep the door closed, too. WTF but i saw a butterfinger on the supermarket the other day I could have made it all the way through the rest of my hopefully long and happy life just fine without seeing that. Thanks. Well as i said before, EVERYONE gets treated. this is a good thing as it means that no person in the uk 'cant afford' medical treatment. I remember being like I'm going to excite my boyfriend then tell him to hold his breath for as long has he can, to see what happens *Target Field* gives you a look of disapproval. Where is the link? (sry i just joined reddit) I can't find it on this page Oh I know, how can you be on a subreddit and not know Moxxi XD. It seemed trollish but who knows QUIET YOU! so many good players today What new avatar? They might just! Mine sometimes actively pull at my lower lip so they can get at my teeth. this is absolutely amazing, a cat has tamed a human Oh good gawd. I want some of that. Was this the Embry-Riddle graduation at the Ocean Center in Daytona Beach? Why would you WANT to "come" on a girls face? Fuck you however you want to be fucked Interesting article. Wikipedias link creates a Not a question but a suggestion.. you should really do an AMA I read it as *Anal (:* Pictures or it isn't true! I kid... I Kid!! This seems like a legit magazine now... I want to live here Maybe they mean something other by 'microprocessor' than I understand it, but I can't see that acting as any kind of cpu Thats not long enough This is Reddit, I don't know why I expected more than a sarcastic, sexist answer. In that case I must have had a serious case of deja vu...I've been getting that a lot recently dayum OMG! Who is that sex god? But... How!?!? You must have an original iPhone, jailbroke it the very first day it came out and never touched it since! Wow that's.... hardcore What about that image where the corpse head was liquified Yes, UCLA has an indoor one Being raised Mormon... this made me die a little inside I can has? Maybe it's an elaborate plan by your mother to get rid of the night light... oh god damn Orange you glad I didn't say Actually, I have their wireless. Since acquiring it, I now have a burning hatred residing in my breast that was previously unknown. Wow... Is my screen broken? Are Indiana really up by 17? Nothing really That is a normal sized be My computer exploded with chittering Neoh my god..... So this is that moment where you suddenly wonder who knows who because I read this exact status with these exact comments on my facebook a few months back... is that jason momoa? Don't let this make you start up again. Or I'll feel guilty that I did that to you, or anyone out there "adult beer" one drink an hour? Speaking of which, have you seen Project Melee? Ike looks scary as hell. He's like, legitimately a ranged heavy with a sword who is even buying this game? Maybe I just don't visit the right places - I'm not exactly polite or softspoken in other parts of the internet and I've never been followed back You never know when your kid might need to know how to breastfeed! why Grave The illusion looks more real than reality I have friends who are so desensitized to over-processed foods that bacon doesn't taste salty to them. They actually put salt on it because it isn't salty enough. Who's being a dick? Wait, if you play with others, your follower disappears? you know me in real life? Because pantene coats your hair with wax There is one guy off to left who clearly noticed a photo being taken, looked up and smiled. Zoomed in for a bit and stared at him. Now I can't get him out of my head I know right..why would he just make her do anal? What's wrong with vaginal sex? Actually had lots of leaves in it. Probably lots of spiders too thinking back Default suggestions? I don't understand. Only to check out that growth, dude. You really need to get that looked at. Those Eyes Had hot sauce on toast for breakfast. I'm calling my baby "firebaby." A few days ago I bought a bottle of Secret Aardvark habanero sauce and I've already eaten 1/3 of it. You're both in committed relationships and your significant other doesn't mind you living with another woman? the dogs tongue is shaped like a tie or a diamond i would have, but it was near midnight and pitch black outside, and i live right next to a creepy forest. +A bear had been seen in the area a few days earlier Comment inception This screams serial killer. What? I just finished watching the episode... When did he say he loved her?? Why did I read "black d**k" the first time You can always message the mods for more information. Seems like a lot of death related images, some very graphic others just suggestive Everything IS bigger in Texas. That girls like 6!...and sorta resembles dora the explorer... Like a rock man. That was some purp of some sort. That nug is probably close to a gram I just ate some cinnamon toast crunch like 10 minutes ago. Took me a while to figure out who the guy in the bottom left was This is at least in part true. It's also a leading reason why gold has shot up in value and even some international transactions are happening in RMB ...Da fuq did I just read? There's a weird audio bug from the Taiwan Twitch stream. The audio occasionally replays itself, overlapping with the speaker. Those lips are so disturbing It looks like a smoke booger You took 46 hits and only managed to land 7? It's amazing some guys are actually like that. Makes my mind full of fuck Sweaty palms. Not wearing gloves. I suppose Lanability (is that even a word? Yeah don't know what is going on relevant username Mine had a slipped disc, and he was paralyzed after surgery. Recovered pretty damn quick though and he's still terrorizing birds in the back yard. Just the other day, he ate one whole. g'damn those legs go on forever! Where is this from? My dad is now getting on in years... over 70, his answers to social ills, let the army loose to shoot a few people then the problems would soon stop... DAT ASS Seed and coords?! Please?! \_( Why did you get downvoted Master? Not true, he could be ignostic towards cookies... which i guess is a position but at the same time.. isn't! Felt very rocky to me, and had a sort of 80s vibe at points. I'll have to listen to it a couple more times, but so far 'i have a right' seems like the best one Congrats on your epic weight loss!! and my oh my, you're gorgeous well lets see you are a redditor, so you likely love video games, and have geeky interests? (thats me right there)... anyways If you come to queens theres a huge group of people like that who regularly hang-out and play games together and such, we even have video game tournaments too :D... anyways if you do come to queens send me a pm and ill be your tour guide to the nerd life I guess it's supposed to be for cumulative properties, but i guess they just didnt realize what they put.... Or did they? Explorations. Fake this is CGI.Wait,it isn't!?!?!? This, this is actually incredible casting and omg i know you umm...wheres the fat? Are you hiding it under the sofa or something? Or was I blinded by that pretty hair ! Dunno if your fishing for compliments but your just gonna catch some here ! I will say the first thing i noticed was the bags under your eyes you need better sleep ! I like the natural look from close up and the hair! Other than that I would only be slow to approach you because your to good lookin These people are dingledorks. I saw them in 1997 That part seriously made me go Wow, those guys are seriously flexible... I'm kinda jealous 18 juin 2012 And heres an upvote for you, O_o Why does it cap at 500? My inbox says it has room for 500**0** Because then they go psychotic claiming you're trying to control their life what is your name [](/happyluna-in) That guy totally looks like George Carlin I took one look at it and was about to come in and post 'that's not a very good shop'... Then it started moving. What is up with the hair? How do you mow the grass? Are you kidding me? The way the head is disconnected from the rest of her hair = also does it even matter if we approve our own submissions? Why is that necessary? Ideally, we don't need to approve any of the submissions since we are all mods and will never get spam trapped My brain farted and I read "mother and baby sitter a better chance at pregnancy" and thought I know, it really does help but today is my birthday so I'm powering through with a lot of Chopin vodka! Cheers! Oh and a lot of water chasers. Have a kid birthday party tomorrow. Yay. I don't care about his acting or them, they're cute & he is okay... But... HE'S 30!!?!? VMWare on a P3... I only now looked closely at this picture. In my mind the red pillows and green blanket always had registered as a Mexican flag He's a fine-looking boy! He actually looks pretty calm, considering the surprise enema I'm gonna see that face in my nightmares now I never realised John Green was going to train to become a minister. Actually, the story registers about 4 Itos out of 10, it's creepy but not as scary as some of his other work Brazilian? They are towers?! But Lemon Party isn't really a lemon party ( A lot of people have said that. I had no problem understanding this. sees picture, gets feet off of floor... I clicked it to upvote it and the cake exploded Hegz may want to go back and review his tax returns if he's been claiming himself for Head of Household Wait, Skylar Wow, she REALLY looks like Kristen.. I've seen it as low as 9 cents out of state, and I've heard it going for as little as 3 at membership stores. That's 666 packages for $20 Why didn't you just go to the toilet to fart? *me browsing reddit* lol oh these things are so funny, love it. !!!!! Do you get headaches from sound? Sick xbow Kennedy AND Loney!? I was hoping to get some sleep tonight... guess not any more! I have upvoted because I am scared That's totally me with dubstep even when I don't smoke. I can't believe I haven't smoked with dubstep yet... wow they earned alot Dude, I totally shit my pants. That was fuckin AMAZING. The most retarded part of that report was at the end where the cop mentioned that "we're all nervous in a post 9//11 world". On my mobile, I saw the cat... Woah.. You have perfect boobs! My thoughts exactly Where do you live? REALLY? oh wow i thought it was going be the end of the game after that fight!... fuck .. Agree to disagree to your agreement to disagree... When did I say that the current meta is based simply based on what you stated? HOE LEE SCHITT well HELLLLLLO there! Why....why are you spacing your statements like that? oh right...i knew that. First time I went on the new ones I was so tripped out by the fact that the train seemed to never end I cant shit without my iphone, if i dont have my iphone with me i start reading labels on shampoo bottles and become paranoid as to what all those damn ingredients are I felt like this when Blizz announced removing ZG. I had never farmed for any mounts but thought "ah they are removing so I'll give it a go while it's still in game". Decided to go farm for ZG mounts, Raven Lord and White Hawkstrider.... In my first run in each I got ZG Raptor, Hawkstrider and Raven Lord lol... Was like you're the female version of me It looks like some faceless guys are watching you in the rain What kind of five-year-olds have *you* been talking to? ... how does elgin marble your ass? I'm in love with a pokemon What? Did this happen to him more than once? I don't know Chribba IRL. Could he be spying on everything he's hosting? isn't it legal in qatar my God - reddit has mailboxes I read this from somewhere don't know who wrote this (its from a saint ! ) .. After death you'll be in front of god where you'll be shown your entire life like a movie , every single one of your thoughts,actions and all that .. imagine how scary is that ? It's not only big,it's surprisingly high quality Hm, looking at the picture, i'm kinda thinking that there is a slight chance that Bieber is a wielder of a huge dick T-shirts FFXI Lol ok. You caught me. I saw pocket Jacks win one time That adipose makes all my EXTERMINATE related feelings get all soft and squishy i really hope that's pen markers instead of real tattoo. Is this battle really glitchy for anyone else? The first time I did it my character would randomly start swimming... through the air. A Zhonya's Ring Didnt this come out like 2 weeks ago What is it? Mother of god.... in Jordan, when we called someone fus, it was like a term of endearment for little kids... Didn't know such stupid things existed Believe it or not other yahoo answers questions Weird The thought didn't even cross my mind. Explain how this can be possible? YES most of the time. Some guys don't even hide it. Some guy was sitting in the restaurant and i caught him staring at my ass, i looked at him, he looked at me but continued staring. whats with short club dresses to prom? is that a thing now? Actually, a tri-force would be great. Tri-force + IE = 150% base damage + 250% crit + 200% on hit. 750% base damage You don't have a single upvote, and your own comments are automatically upvoted by yourself when posted... Did you fucking downvote yourself? A notebook for notes Time travler Does anybody else think the little girl looks like Blake Griffin i lean to the side Holy shit, we have CYBRAN technology for PONIES now?! My heart is pounding and I don't even support any of the teams. Whoa.. you're like me, but spelled correctly Haha thanks! This is such a positive post. Love it. :) But yeah, I'm definitely going to try and find things to do to occupy myself. My only concern about that is, I used to be a busy bee who just shoved a whole bunch of crap in everyday so that I wouldn't be bored and always had something to do. Which could be a reason why I never felt like this before (lonely and such). But I'm afraid that if I continue to take up time by going out and doing things, then I'm diverting myself from a real problem. Because right now, I'm not sure if I feel sad and lonely because I have nothing to do, or whether I'm actually depressed about something. I've never had that problem 12 men? Woman here, if you tell her you love her, make the points of things you shared and that you actually have been dating even if not officially and tell her you want to be with her, she might run off. But if you're cool with that, pretend like you moved on and she will come back to you. When she does, make it clear it's you two and no other bs. Of course there is some risks with this, you might lose your friendship if she decides not to be with you. People tend to get hung up on the ones they can't have rather than see what's in front of them, it's just normal. If she feels she can't have you, she might want you more. Fun isn't it? how do u build gp? i cant make hom work top at ALL naymore. unlesss i build a tear. What's up with her eyes, they're like Holy shit I was born one day before her! Happens to me a lot! You just blew my mind! Yeah man, how did that happen Who is that That...err...feels even more pretentious How does this even work As did I. I then noticed his hands were white, yet I could not see his face I've caught mine in my upstairs living room... How do I get it? Yeah, I read that someone is creating that lag. Over 7500 people uploading shits to their servers Yeah, I read that someone is creating that lag. Over 7500 people uploading shits to their servers you need a spray bottle with a 1-1 bleach/water mix. or is it 2-1 water/bleach? EUWest is fine, feels good to not get all the trouble for once. Too bad its nearly 1am I was once waiting tables at a fancy place in western mass, and a middle aged gentleman who'd never been there asked "how's business?" to which I responded "not too bad considering the economy and whatnot." He looked at me and said "well that's because young people like yourself voted for Obama" Your numbers are way the hell off I should not have put dragon bone armor and dragon skin armor on them. Hummm....Must have skimmed over that bit. But yeah, no worries, yo. ...Not sure why you were downvoted so hard... That's my state I actually have a reason to look through the credits. Friend of mine from way back's name is in there... or so she says. Where the hell is that loose skin? Looks like it's set to off by default in about:config. You can force it on. Seems to work. Not so good for mass deployment if it defaults to off, though The 2nd guy doesn't look like a drug addict You ain't kidding. That ass is pretty faptastic. Why would you read comments on porn? So many people Top players aren't skipping packs because they aren't skilled enough, they're skipping packs because the gear hasn't caught up to the progression. You seriously think that people skip packs right now because they lack skill? wat if u found this in your home and you didnt make it NICE wheels bro! lol Ever notice how everyone who likes beer has drank it in sometime in their life? Checkmate drinkers, as this conclusively proves you are wrong on your stance on alcohol consumption. Huh, there's an older mclaren f1 car like usual on public occasions with formula 1, but isn't that a 2012 Mercedes car? this is hilarious and terrifying at the same time... imagine that thing coming at you Damn, that sounds pretty intense trees are like a giant's dumbbells >I always thought that when it was wet, it's better for the guy since it slides in and out easier. No? I play more than I theorycraft Perhaps being a schizo is the norm and you're just weird >Wow, that's interesting and very new to me. So when a girl gets too wet, you start to not feel anything anymore? I always thought that when it was wet, it's better for the guy since it slides in and out easier. No? What? They've been at the top of the post for hours Yeah well I can't. How did this happen? why don´t you just buy it? You're entirely correct Well yea, I mean it didn't hurt to try did it? Don't the fathers usually have an instinct to eat the babies? You've been 27 years old for 7 years? When it comes to taking the belt off the champion, you gotta TAKE the belt. Good decision on a close fight, gotta give the nod to champ when its that close, Great fight between Melendez and Thompson. But Cormier, holy shit. What a great fighter man. Great control, some of the kicks he caught Barnett with are crazy and those slams Goodness, what happened here? Where is that shirt/dress from? Why is the "mother" in the back...? I think that was a kebab Holy fuck it is. Well I'm due in 3 days and nothing yet, but my mom had all her kids on time (as in plus or minus a day w/in the due date) and she has the records to prove it haha. But my Dr said he could be anywhere from 5 days early to 5 days late Can someone explain where this meme originates from You are so eloquent Mfw I saw this Wow front page.... A modern Oedipus Rex... Every thread I open, Sanctum gets offered ....ummmm.....I'll see what I can do.... The page number is the answer. I thought Crumbzz implied that he would be focusing on his school so he left Curse; Why join Dig? I'm pretty sure eating your own skin is gross too. This is true: in the middle of downtown Manhatten, there are blocks where Verizon does not have fibre. A business looking for a fibre connection needs to land the bill for Verizon laying the fibre for that building and block this is /r/AmISexy. Don't really see how this relates to trees.. Their boobs look like mini parachutes Wait, you said you gained weight. How is that becoming more attractive? This gets reposted every three days....just like Jesus.... Wait, so the purpose of the game is *not* to just bump into the window? How can you *not* notice this? My eyes were wide open for the final cinematic. lol. Is there such a place? As long as it's not Wolf Creek I think I just saw a ghost Who thinks with language/speech in their head? ( I thought *Messi* was considered divine? What?! I got my passport last year and didn't have to list all of that. I just keep seeing him as **Darth Garen** 12" ruler? She must have epically long arms Filled with the blood of a hundred hapless swimmers... Reddit has conditioned me to constantly be on the lookout for trolls oh. you are lovely notice the username....actually nvm, hooke's law is basically just spring force depending on either compression or stretch of a spring and the force it brings from either contracting or stretching back into its original position right? the board in the gif is usually under some compression and doesnt go back into its orignal shape due to its design so the energy it brings is not as much as if thing breaks and then goes back to its original position, bringing more energy. .5kx^2, increase the x(the distance between its initial position and its....final position? This isn't wtf at all Oh my god... your eyes. Nebris' place looks epic from the map Are you still in elementary school? Congrats! Thanks for the kind words to us noobs No really, what's the explanation for this? WOAH, didn't know that was him in Saw! why did this get downvoted Again, I must say...umf Jesus, people tell you that you look younger than that? NAVY, GREY, OR BEIGE! That's great. Looks so painful I think you misspelled NSFL... God damn it's been a year already? Hmm, so when you are making bacon for the week do you normally fry or bake it? thanks for the help! Keto noob here Did anyone else notice "school clothes" and "hubby"? He looks like Sinatra in this pic! *Yeah I hate how gays get all this privileged treatment* ???? Why a throwaway account? Oh yeah, that's a haul... Holy shit we might have the same ex girlfriend. Where do you live? WUT! What's the problem? Omg was there someone actually in the walls You can still subscribe and unsubscribe to subreddits you've been banned from, what are you talking about? Wow. Gotta catch up July 19th is my Bday ...how is this a thing? My face: How many a day do they end up giving out? Non-European here: Is Merkel really that bad? Literally if this wasn't seattle i would be suspicious. I have visited Seattle twice and it really is hard to comprehend how nice people really are there. I was simply walking one time and a lady pulled over, parked her car and walked over to me asking if I needed directions to anywhere because she could help Urk. Two months isn't... that bad... I guess. How long does it take you guys to learn a set? Age group - 1 to 17: 1 year olds watch anime. Could have been during, like during my long, slow training run today. Funny how the doctor told me that the break wasn't that bad Well... I know of a pro.. Like, literally.. He gets Lucid every dream he has.... It's a troll? lebron led everyone in the game in rebounds, assists and points, and he got 2 steals and 2 blocks also ( Okay I'm just messing with you, I'm not really there, also I'm not black and I don't own a red coat, but it kept you entertained for 17 minutes That's the question that's always been on my mind. QUICK! STARING CONTEST! GO!!! I bet there's a body in there $210 for a half o? Please tell me those aren't the actual prices I don't... anyone care to explain? I keep my wallet in my back pocket, not sure about you 'jets setting' Haha maybe that's the luck charm They must have been buffed; Intermediate bots have near-perfect timing on all of their ability combos (including cross-map ults) and do not make mistakes. They even do coordinated team actions like ganking, taking dragon, and for all I know taking baron. It's crazy dude it'll last 50 more years? Good question. Wow, I've definitely never heard of this. TIL that some penises have hair on them! Why do so many muslims care about what the mushreek think of Islam??? Doesn't Paypal automatically take money out of your bank account when you don't have enough? If not, then what have I been doing all this time These are adorable pictures! I want my wedding to look like this!! Although they look a lot alike and having them dress similarly does not help. star wars conspiracy! Show people what my dog looks like. I know I appreciate it when people make a comic about they're dog and then end it with an actual pic of it. If not then I wonder.... dafuq did their dog look like? Saint Albans, but i'm related to the Saint Pierres and the Pions who own a fair chunk of land in fairfield. They always call me a flatlander because i'm down the hill. So after ripping off of Deathstroke to make Deadpool, now he's actually drawing Deathstroke. Full circle he just did NOO!!! We're everywhere ah I didn't notice the paint To everyone, sorry for the way late responses. Loved this story. Very nice and comforting. Not scary like /r/nosleep Beautiful You married a prostitute? Me and my friends watched that movie at my sleepover Male nami scares the crap out of me... Holy fuck. I was watching Friends season 10 last night and Joey did a dramatic reading of that book! Never heard of it before What kind of cat do you have? I think you pulled too hard man. Word on that, sista!!!!! Another woman here, and yeah, I don't plan on having kids, the things are terrifying, noisy and dirty... They somehow seem attracted to me and are fond of grabbing my hair... I was listening to this song already. Then I saw this. Oh dear lord... That hurts my penis. And I don't even have one. I did dampen it with water (I think I over soaked the first sponge, I got carried away and it sat in water for like two hours As do I TIL there is sponge bob wiki I thought it was meh, until I figured out you could click-and-drag ..do you have white hair? I'll just keep it forever in my dungeon...i mean...heart. < My dick hurts just by looking at that. Can you read my mind? Die haben wieder die Rechte? Yeah that children thing is freaky...maybe it's ''sexy'' Favorite gif? Exactly how many gifs of MM are floating around the interweb??? Never had this problem Y U DELETED What? It's Kiba's mom Asian here...How did JLin get involved in this What the fuck.... *me* *too*. Only it happened at night. But I was 12 too, and my left nut too What? Are you serious? What is unfortunate about something negatively effecting your ability to Lucid Dream?! I want that printed onto a card Commenting on this so I can watch it later (at work atm). The footage look insane enough without sound tho >> Zeljkov stajling najbolji I've been part of a long term health study for the past 21 years and was signed up before I was born. The British Heart Foundation wanted to know how blood pressure varies in healthy adults, so I got a blood pressure cuff for 24h and my heart ultra-sounded. Unsure which was more painful. Awesome mix! I must know the track at 12:09 He tried to get a new Jungle, new Mid and new AD Carry ...because Gentiles have non-sloping noses? Just jut straight out? Actually someone calculated it, it costs less overall I talk a good game but... I discovered that I left my charger at home. what are you talking about Wow, that comment was so sharp it could puncture the hull of an epire-class fire vessel, leaving thousands to die at sea... because you know... it's so sharp. That's, that's a lot of mods... I can't even imagine that, I only have it on Xbox, yet to complete it too I was hoping for the kind of response that would be something like. I would be more then happy to teach you Estonian language even though you will NEVER use it outside of Estonia and because of this alone if you are willing to learn I am willing to teach. That's... Uh... Um... How do you go about getting 491 in all resists? I think my highest is 130 i made a floating square, with the same almost exact type of building, on another server. I feel we may have some synchronicity going on [](/rdwut-rotate " O_o What kind of... idiot doesn't even close the stall door? ...What copyright claim? Holy cow on so many levels i'll show you when i get home. your mind shall be blown D.B. Cooper? Why does it look like its floating What....I'm the fuck....did I just read? dude, your link just got me around my school's filter at my highschool Well it looks like I have been joining the guy in ridding the world of some alcohol Hadn't even realized that yet how are you suppost to get ghost? evolve it to normal and then kill it or something? As you sit at your computer posting on reddit I guessed as much!!! YAY!! Congrats on Nathan!! Nathan Rowan is a beautiful name! Aweee, I'm sure your features will appear sooner or later on his cute lil face!! So glad your hubby gets to take that time off with you. How long will your husband's 4 shifts take till he's off? Is that like a full week? Good luck on the sit n'stand. I'm still at 4cm and 75% effaced. No new news there. :) If you have time....how bad was the actual labor and did you have any tearing? Woah... That idea actually sounds really good But where on earth did you even dig it up from? I knew I should have joined a team when i had a chance Wait, I've seen that. Someone did that like a month ago on CK to SinFeo but he scouted it Turning into an expensive game, new machine will be here by end of week hopefully. Wait, are you telling me war makes people sad? Wait, do you mean Copenhagen in Denmark? ? x yeah, cuz crysis 2 is nothing like halo lol... I do wonder if they have people looking into social networks online... They must.... oh god.... Top 8 Masters looks like a house i would make in minecraft Awesome job! My diet is kind of similar, roughly 1100 calories per day and I want to start doing cardio a few times a week, glad to see it worked for you! (1100 calories may seem too little but I'm only 4'11") Also, I had no idea you can get stretch marks from losing weight too quickly, thought it was only from quickly gaining I'm not blaming anyone The updater is telling me I have the incorrect game dir when I am pointing it to the correct game dir Seriously! That's both amazing, and slightly big-brother creepy. I saw that too and was all.. WTF whats wrong with that thing Yep, definitely something I wouldn't want to walk through on my way to class though where is number 27 from Yes it is. Wtf. I actually came here to post both of those... It's doubtful...I don't leave the physics building too often Wait til you run into a pack of Jailer Wasps. Not a fun combination in the least I dont get why u think its big If you're on here in middle school and you have been on here for 4 years. That means if you live in America (or at least my region) you've been on here since 5th grade at the latest. Did he make that model?! or is that actually for sale somewhere Really "Bella" is the number 1 for all 10? ...Just noticed that you explicitly say _painless_. You mean the monitor *isn't* the computer?! and now 20... i'm like Oh. Now I see it. Well, at least that was a fair punishment and got you a new one. :D But seriously, I have NEVER seen a melted Game Boy like that before. ...karmanaut is magically no longer a mod. I was maintaining a website a while back and the client printed out the website and snail-mailed it to me to let me know that he thought the sidebar was too wide when printed. Jesus, you really should be writing adult novels... Unless you already do named studmuffffffin.... Except in this case I'm talking about a GSL Code S Zerg Yeah, we're actually in the same alliance. In retrospect, that probably wasn't worth losing 30 comment karma over lol. Heck I've had that for awhile now, like 7 years old...yeah. It's the best kind honestly because now you just have to take a pill everyday, nothing bad about that! The worst is actually remembering to take the pill Thousands of years ago..? Can I be there when I see your face do this What on earth? guys... ever open a tab when someone has a high number like [7] in the title, and then you forget about it, and then as you look at the tab you think you have 7 messages in your inbox I know jfonger WHY IS MY QUEEN ON YOUR MONEY? Leavescat is a lucky mofo software technology demands evolving with hardware technology advancement *GASP* for real thats what i said. i think it could be extreme dehydration but i just dunno. but it lasts longer because of the mec. the mixture was created because the fa was pretty strong and shorter and the mec is not as strong but lasts longer. so when together they make a really good pair. but what im thinking is she is really really dehydrated, which still isnt good but is better than the only other thing i could figure out which is X related and is a condition called sledging where X is mixed with another substance and it doesnt work out. this is just freaking me out because im not one to just do something without knowing whats up with it. and i have tried and done this stuff multiple times over the last like 4 or 5 months and have never heard through people i know or the internet of something like this going on. You make Popsicles out of ketchup? That is likely the best gif I've ever seen. How do you break a fire hydrant? The lesbians, homosexuals, AND the queers? Until she tries to bury them in the backyard. How does one survive without games? My dads computer Icons of open programs on the win7 bar at the bottom actually scared him because there was 1 more than usual when I installed a new program. "did you get me a virus? whats wrong with my little programs bar"..... Maybe it's from all this bile? Funny how just a picture of coal strikes an argument on how useful coal is buds go for $120? ....No...no it's not Took it apart, my fan's outlet was completely blocked by dust/hair im in the same pair of shoes as you are , i play a fair amount of video games and i also know how to operate and use a gun. ( i passed my tests ect ) woop woop . and yet people always tell me to shoot a real gun And then you basically are the bad guy in that logic it didnt post That look simultaneously clean and dirty Wait... are you telling me that people don't do this every day Halo 4 The only thing I'm concerned about is what looks to be an animatronic dinosaur in the background. Fan for 5 months here: So true, I am flipping tables... Dat Ahri But...what if you already hate mustard? Will this magically make you appreciate the weirdness of mustard? I'm tempted to try this...but it looks scary. I love Imperial Lux too! I think you're my soul mate Twins? Which are yours? How long did it take you to type that? Just look at when this post was submitted.. Once it's been four hours just click on the stream I hope its a lot more balanced than 80 chickens for one piece of leather armor. 8 est, simple math Same here EBANKS!! I feel like so many people go on reddit nowadays (albeit not necessarily committing to spending hours each day clicking links/commenting) that it's not really a secret club to have meetups. Still, it may be fun to discuss...cats? ( So you're saying drug tests are graded on a curve? Back to the topic at hand, I'm really interested to see what people post. I know that testosterone peaks after 7 days of no fap, so you can't really take advantage of that until the beginning of week 2. Then I would presume maybe 2 weeks living with that extra benefit before a pornless fap session to help keep the prostate in good order....That is, unless you perform prostate massages on yourself or have sex I do not Neither, I don't live with my mom. For some reason I am now questioning how much my husband raves about my roast beef ( There's a lot you build before that on Lux actually Everyone who keeps saying Kobe is done is forgetting he is 40+ pnts and our main scorer tonight And me Socially Awkward Penguin, sucks to be your over-cooked ass!! Isn't this a repost? Yeah, the UN estimate is a total of 9 billion by then. How do you rocket jump so fast and still be precise I installed the linux client, and it wanted me to type in my facebook password instead of logging in through OAuth ... My goodness, MY asshole was hurting just reading this. For a second there, I thought they were watching TV. He does.. I don't want her smelling all day, she sleep in my bed. What do you mean 'people don't buy soda for the taste'? Can't tell if serious or sarcastic Not the first thing that came up for me but now that you mention it.... Not anymore! The worst one was actually my desktop PC, since you could see it from the door of my place... the things people could have seen Birds can talk Isn't this kind of stupidity considered "gross incopmetence", especially considering her job? Goddamn, that is beautifully thick. Almost makes me want to get a 600T and order it Who is Morgan Victoria and why was this 50 dollars So celery cannot? EEP I am reading these comments and That is definitely his daughter, look at 'em eyebrows This has solidified Marceline as one of the coolest cartoon characters ever so.many.choices. Why should Flash ban anything? Dude, I just got this reply in my inbox today I think we're both discussing two different points here Keep going far enough West and it will start to turn into East Very true. Just hit them & in less than 5 seconds there's at least 20 of them gnawing at your blocky bits Wow, that guys logic...I see flaws in it Are you implying we in the UK do? Ah, so -not- as the mane six themselves! Just a regular earth pony, or a regular pegasus, or a regular unicorn... although I think it'd be cool if they were like, a team, and you could swap which one you were controlling at any given time so you can strategically take advantage of their different talents farm gunpowder...or just squee over tiny babby creepers. oh man, discord hosting, that'd be great! Or maybe even something like wario ware? So...what did you say needed refining? Are you and mostpeoplearedjs the same person? I can't believe I just looked at 2 pictures of a man's poop, whom I don't know. It's only 8:52 am, but that's enough of the internet for today That shadow in the third pic is... Am I really the only one who is wondering how there's a level 1 in your HELL Azmodan game? How you do this? "The error that you are thinking exists only exists in your comment"... we think you are sex-objects and no more. Empty dolls. Oh, well that's alright then. Kidnapping isn't violence, right? koorect woah inception your user name is Hobbit_Girl and you're not wearing shoes There is a Touhou anime? Great googly moogly! ( Did you do act 2 inferno solo or in a group? Also, awesome bow ...so... so they're just completely hollow on the inside? Like... no machinery or anything? [0] *1 Angstrom!* You can tank a 10/10 in a brawler Mach? I always look for Leonardo DiCaprio first You....birthed the Golgothan. Congratulations?... 100% crit chance? They let kids bring their PSPs to school? ...well, 'Black Cat', of course. oh god, you don't mean... holy fuck. she sings the part that they had to digitize in the movie. And the typewriter thing where each letter pops up and makes a noise. Makes me wanna just hurt everyone. Wha...? It said it was based on the one that detects glucose in the blood! (diabetes) Having worked for a black church I can say this was a frequent occurrence. As was 60+ old women dancing till they collapsed at which point no one checked to see if they were dead, instead they praised how much spirit they had. ... Wow, how hard did he thrust? you better not try and have a civil discussion about where this game is headed on the official forums while mentioning even the possibility of F2P or paid DLC. They come down on that like the Gestapo. MindCrack plushies are an amazing idea I'm wearing a long fancy skirt and slinky top, not really sure what's tomboy about that Dat white one... And if you're a woman you should know that there are no good neighborhoods , stay in the fucking kitchen So...... the homeless white bum's.... they failed "Tutorial Mode..."? dat Ahri I was around seven when I stumbled onto Project Firestart for the C64. That game creeped me out... and still does What the fucking shit? Link please People would get those for a wedding???? And how they make their money is of no consequence, right? I was like "meh, I've seen other 1200 dps wea -- HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE HANDED." Go on.... Blitz top, Nauti jungle and Leona bot That's what I'd thought, but then I started getting a crick in my neck watching. Uhm, really? His arm hair stole the color from his beard no wiggle wiggle anywhere then I saw it reccomended for me I like kids plenty, from a distance and/or when I can give them back when I'm done. hahah I get what you mean, though. Some people even have that vibe when they *do* have children, like they really don't like their kids or maybe had more at some point. THEY KNOW just *try* to imagine the terror... You go to do your shot, the tip breaks off, completely concealed in your skin. As you move around you can feel it making holes inside your arm. wait one second.....is this being built ON TOP of ground zero?????????? yeah thats even more less-amazing. In other news potatoe chips come in a bag >half full of air. Aaaaand I fail at Reddit. Watch for the repost. Yeah actually that is very true, he could have got out earlier. What was he thinking *Everyone* loses levels and goes to work. I could have sworn it was a girl that sang that annoying thing i have purchased from him recently via bricklink Just wait till fighting is magic is done What, like yards instead of feet? You mean... music students write down *sheet music* when they take notes? You *made* that? Not a fan of those panties with that skirt...other then that...I can't get up from my desk right now ( Thank you! That helps a lot. I picked up a few sample size packs at Whole Foods today from brands I'd seen ketoers mention. I haven't tried any yet, had too filling of a lunch to have room for it! I'll have to look into the cytosport. I had some sticker shock looking at the prices of the big containers LOL. Yeeeeaaaah. I'd imagine not. (\^_\^;) Although...that'd be awesome...but scaaaaaaaaaaaaaary at the same time ( summer sales Paint it a bright color so you can see it, and shoot it from about 300 meters away. Are you saying Colbert is a lurker? My mom once found my down stem, she called it a hash device I'm pretty sure Kings of Europe was post-Mundo buff. today he had that at 34 minutes I work from home and have sc2 constantly on my second monitor all day, I couldn't even guess how many hours Did the girl at the end say "You shut the cat in the door!"? You have morning-after pills just laying around? Wow, you're one sick bastard... WHAT! I actually answered, *out loud*, "OK!" *This time* WTF not? You could smuggle them almost anywhere. ya know, not like this is feasible but technically if everyone was hanging out at the grinder it would be more efficent, because mobs spawn by how many chunks are currently loaded and the cap is split among all players on the server. If all players are in the same chunk then all mobs will be confined that that area alone, maximizing drops. There could totally be a grinding party where everyone takes turns dude this is sick. i love it. makes me want to come back and play again You better thank God you don't work in a retail store... My ears will never be the same Although to my shame I still have not gotten around to watching a single episode "Wait, why'd he trying to repair the heli with is RP.. OH Whoa ... I'd definitely want that, as I love cats, but ... For 100 bucks? I've never heard of that I remember that conversation I had with you.... He has a gun in literally ever corner of the room There's more than one way to cast on besides long-tail method. I'm in the UK I really want to see the original video I HOPE it's a troll I see Staraptor Since when is science about making assumptions? I thought the entire point of science is to try *not* to make assumptions. How? It's not my tumblr. Honestly? I don't know. I was the one who caught that a hard drive was even failed in the first place. We were moving power to battery backups and I noticed a dot of orange in a sea of blue lights. I just got a message informing me I was banned from shitredditsays. I've never even posted there in my life. Lol, wtf I LOVE IT when ohp does this! <3, Could you draw me a pirate in a bottle woah wait, I just noticed your 'fuzzies' look like they're made out of tulle. Did you make them yourself? I love them I'm more concerned about what "chunks" of bacon and cheese mean on package chips. not sure if i should upvote... or downote VW Phaeton, anyone? I don't believe you Why are they square? I'm in school right now for comp info systems for web developing, sql, php etc. i know it's off topic, but how badly is it needed, i'm not gonna be some web designer, but i'm worried i won't be able to find work How many Wedges and Biggses do you think there are in Star Wars? I think I'll do that! have to find a good palette to use, however. ... my grandmother has one Really? Seriously? That would rock...I wouldn't have to wait for Netflix then Dat heel strike F me. Seemingly casual play AND rule conscientious? Where are you so I can join your group? What is this from?! Wait, WHAT? Can't see the drag racer Are there no other 'classics' Oh...I savvy alright. Apples fall up. Sometimes you can't see the platforms you're supposed to land on. The moon... Marrying Talisa would be even far more stupid than marrying Jeyne Westerling. Jeyne tending to his wound and comforting him due to news regarding Bran/Rickon and then had a spur of the moment one night stand and marry her for the sake of her honor is one thing. Marrying some nameless foreigners because you got a crush on the other hand Use smoke screen I wonder if we've ever had a class together You weigh less than me and I'm 4-5 inches shorter I think he is in the wrong universe. I remember reading this book and nothing happened. >there could be kids on here who were born after 1998 alistar is a free champ anyway... Wait, so karma is real Looks like a bed bug, a very large one. It's been feeding... what's wrong with 9gag? I see him on the bus sometimes. Occasionally he wears somewhat revealing clothes Hello. ( what His finnish what? But seriously, I saw the url and went full Wow.... That gape man, that gape just incredible! It would change EVERYTHING! Alright, thanks for the reply. Nice HoM btw. You have EVERYTHING. this. I keep telling myself I will delete my profile.... but it never happens It's some crazy optical illusion-ey type car. Why is your username "the wizard guy" if you're a girl? Why did I look? Ah cool man, I did a bit of psych last year and found it fascinating - in a couple of months time I have to spend 2 weeks at Broadmoor hospital Type 59 is also expensive for a game you've never played before in your life. What if he plays 3 rounds in it and decides he doesn't like the game? You would masturbate with others around? I wasn't whining, I can't understand your comment Yea...I must admit, i'm still trying to make sence of this one His fail transformed into pure epicness I am not going to sleep this week. sexy That's good to hear, I've had it queued up to watch as soon as GSL finishes... Longest TvT ever... wow Beautiful cat, those eyes.. That one made me go i would give it to a cat I KNOW! Always thought the same loll He was just standing there like why is your mouse so huge and different colors? wow I'm only in NM mode and your 18k dmg sounds crazy Holy shit itisnaice those pictures are amazing I wonder if the mystery poster will respond Well aren't you just the hottness I was just there this weekend My first experience with an Irish doc. I visited because I had severe headache , he told me I have cluster headache ( This link alone deserves to be upvoted to the top of reddit. 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The first one I remember beating was probably Contra with the Konami Code. It also may be Mario 1. So many early NES games were all about points or too damn hard to beat. I finally beat Castlevania 3 for the first time the other day and I'm 35 So someone on r/whatsthisbug said that if you shine a flashlight at a mom wolf spider with babies you can see a thousand glowing eyes Someone in my same position Why the **fuck** do they have tongues? Seriously, I can't watch *Cars* without being seriously skeeved by this question. Yeah yeah anthropomorphic cars Disney blah blah blah, but talk about fridge horror. Did you happen to go to Georgia Tech? Because a group of my friends there did literally the exact same thing. I didnt downvote you The fuck is that fur thing People actually play that? You mean the one were he got byes all the way to semis, then lost to Cella, who then lost to the infamous GGandol I'm just shocked at how bad Ray Allen is shooting I read this title as "eat more poop" I had the same issue. I just restarted my client and it fixed itself Literally every time I play this song, it starts to rain in some point in the day As a man from Scotland, I urge you to prepare yourself Wow, that actually exists Those are all amazing but as soon as I read your first post, I thought "what the hell is Suffocation Sensation TIL IdrA could see himself being a golfer. I heard none of this, but sure would've liked to No one else understands either. And they look at me like I'm mental when I start covering my ears, looking away, and begging them to stop Most likely. Did not see the thumbnail until now. Haha, looks crazy 32? Could he not just post any porn?? Overwhelming but... kinda... awesome I thought he was spelling faux with some German spelling... So he/she just can't spell? I had a Mrs. Donofrio as a teacher in elementary school Maybe the shekels were given This might be how the game is built. When the NPCs aren't in use, they might be like actors in the wings of a stage...waiting... And you just walked off stage (/ Omg...I want...sooooo bad. roller coaster tycoon 2 comes to mind I just saw this episode the other day. I had it up second-monitor and I just caught that and was like Holly fuck! I haven't seen a single categorization of a Coyotes goal as "lucky" i know. that's what i was upvoting So much room for activities. So simple... How do you read the first few lines and NOT continue reading? That story was hilarious! Definitely dead inside. Why does it give you a faster metabolism I don't know, it's so bloody dumb the bonus is very hot... but what's in your vagina? more please 133 upvotes and no comments? Ill still play with them. Ill just use stand ins for the broadsides or hope GW gets off of their asses and updates the codex. Its funny that the elite "shootie " race has a majority of units with 3 BS That is one of the most poorly written blogs I've ever seen, and the background on that font, man that took a while to get through Eww that's a gross tattoo... Why a fetus? And on the chest? I do 6/8 HC on 25man and I barely post, been shot down no matter what I gave my opinion about in this subreddit.. Scary people up in here maybe it's one of those city bikes with gears in the hub Since when is Viktor not viable I apply and see personalities and colours to things like languages, music, people, countries, cutlery, stationary and months. I didn't realise this had a name, I just thought I hadn't grown out of pretending as a child - so I didn't ever tell anyone. How odd and exciting. Makes me not like that i promoted all available classes this week :|. Ah well, more excuses to play this weekend :D. But man, banshees and other enemies He's not even a partial tank Jeez, sorry. Shit I'm not sure, I know Tolkien used LOTR as a metaphor for the horrors of war and stuff but yeah. And yes, Cockney accents can be scary! They always sound like they're going to headbutt you. I'm just now starting inferno with 19.8k dps Ender Chests! Are you playing on a CinemaScope screen? Seriously! And she has such an excellently owly shape, too I feel the same way about things that are still moving. ... where did I say anything like that? Phew, cause then how can you guys tell if it is raining outside I read almost the entire article.... SO INTERESTING & then, PISTON SMASH Whoa - I do a lot of same stuff that you do....I figured out most of it outside of the internets, too, which is kind of funny Wait, what is the proper pronunciation for Siberia? Actually I think I might be saying all of these wrong, except for the first one. Please enlighten me LOoL, she was telling me how she doesnt go to 99 parties, Why did I think this said is Dara a Catholic or an Atheist?? My response now makes no sense why were you on catholic.org Your midwest ping to a server is 75ms?! If I remember correctly that is the only stat. Which is probably why it isn't worth much, unless someone is going for a pure crit build? That or some old Mexican dude. I never see any other white people in teh one near me, I feel so scared in there Could be poorly shaped fish.. with a poorly chosen color. 1.5 second delay on input > The split rock at Rephidim in the Sinai peninsula, mentioned in Exodus 17. It's huge, visible and ... made of rock The last three 64 games worth getting that I'm missing O yes... ever seen fiber board furniture?? ~~Arthas?~~ Sauron? Who is this? LOL tell me about it, I love it when someone just stands in front of me when I'm trying to snipe Wow, can you really just pick up a bag of birdseed at Petco like you'd feed to a parakeet, and plant it, and it'll grow? Her existence is enough to make be question the theory of Evolution. What celcius where? HOLY SHIT Final Fantasy III/6 did it too, though to the most extreme I've ever seen at the end. After the living hell of Kefka's Tower I'm quite happy with only one or two groups at a time. I very much agree that the true price of dining out, if included in the menu would be daunting to very many people and ultimately while people may hate the idea of tipping, the logic behind the hate is often flawed in that it assumes that if tips went away food prices wouldn't go up much or even at all - apparently the assumption is that the house would just take a huge hit in profits to pay their servers more per hour meanwhile ur defeats is higher than ur wins What did I just miss These were great games. I want to be Batman. Holy shit yes please Why do they call it Dark Vador? Of course I have. Google around for a bit, I'm sure you'll find some stories. It's not exactly unheard of. I'm not sure why you make it seem like nobody has ever used one of those for their intended purpose before That was my first thought when I saw it...had to be San Jose. I was in love when I saw them. THe funny thing, people were still fighting over the outlets on the walls as if they were blind to see people plugged into their seats Is that an F-16...? What.... is fan death? holy shit, what shoesize do you have? You don't start the question with "so". Reddit is text-based. Although sometimes sarcasm is obvious, sometimes you can't tell the tone of someone's post. Starting a question with "so," and the I don't think your question warranted that many downvotes, but when you use the " O_O oh my god. Do you live by that one? so do i....................... Wow and I thought 10^100 was a big number... my jaw just dropped, I cannot wait Trick question right? I mean...seriously. Except for the one that has the obvious botched boob job The drummer from Journey crashed my dad's wedding. His wedding was in a rec-center in a 50+ community. Is it me or is the girl the one making the.......... That won't make a difference this early, or will it? Inguinal hernia. It's your 3rd day, what did u expect I thought NFL players were educated? I hadnt thought of that ... that is very true I play pub on one server & imp on another ... if they merge the two I play on together my universe will implode!!!! What is fury porn? Angry anal rape? (>ಠ益ಠ(> I'll just stick to my Gillette trimmer thanks This is what it is referring to. No one just ups and says "HEY I AM A GIRL!" At least the people I know Would like to fill both. Your back!! Oh...oh my. And just as deliciously good as before. What's lucky about being stabbed? I cuddled with Paris Hilton because I love marijuana < why not a black-white mix? HereGoesNothing is my username... I thought you were talking to me at first. I'm dumb Article from 2010 that is distinctly about Canada? sounds like my government teacher last semester I just noticed the sun is painted like the nick logo Also, The Girl who Kicked the Hornet's Nest. The Wolfman (The 2010 remake with Anthony Hopkins and Benicio del Toro). I really liked this movie, especially the DC, but I don't know anyone else that does. A couple of my friends actually tell me it's the only movie they've ever walked out on Was going to reupvote you in support, then saw the other guys Wikipedia article and realized they were right. Then had a closer look at the article, saw that they named this ship after a *goddamn nazi admiral* and shat bricks... Whoa, chill there. I don't agree with this punishment either but enough aggro for parents who doubt themselves, aye? Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh It's called I don't care it contains alcohol. What? I live in L.A. and buy my vodka/Vons from Costco all the time But are the office ladies hott outside of the office!? Your pack was a great deal by itself. Seems like most booster boxes of Unhinged are going for over $200 on Ebay I was actually shocked reading the comments. I thought I'd come here and find a bunch of people happy and supportive of this idea and all I find is a bunch of pot heads whining about how they can't hold hands with the plant they love Hahah its all good. Just.. the dogs YouTube is currently my full time job, if I wasn't doing YouTube now I would probably be trying to get a job as an editor or something "Thick base"? You mean Platforms? Is that jaedong ? He looks so different in this I'm not allowed to play 2 characters Look at what the imgur link reads Yeah, depends if you have a good or bad trip. Honestly, I dont know exactly why its bad or what it does to you to mess your brain up...I do not have much knowledge in the subject, but from what people have told me it supposedly puts holes in your brain. *Un*peels? i was watching mickey mouse with my friends daughter the other day and it seems all cartoons are like that now....either that or crazy colourful people, that I can only assume are on way to much crack cocaine. Holy I'm sure you can come up with a better title than thought at first that the title meant that the entire UConn team was gay. was like I cussed on a microphone/ speaker system at back to school night... in front of parents... and said "What's up motherf******" Bro, your subconsciously psychic. Where the fuck are all these pictures coming from? Have had a few and this hurts my head me too It kind of looked raven-ey to me My dog looks exactly like that. We found her as a stray when she was a puppy. 1.85mil?!?! I felt a little creepy clicking on those links to read your comments. ...what's that you say, she walked into my room?! Pricing that makes Oracle look like the cheaper option? I doubt he has time to read her book, though! Dat burl What do they want to put on cigarette packages? I don't get it, how many hyouka anime/mangas has there been I went to the show in LA last weekend, which started almost an hour late. As we were waiting, my brother kept saying it hadn't started yet because Roger's old and he died Damn. You dodged quadriplegia. O_O Congrats on that. Again. someone explain what is going on with this magic? Dat ass at the end yeah - we recently had someone pull the plug on the wrong array while upgrading a SAN... FUCK, I forgot I had my volume all the way up so when it played I was like I wonder what a reasonable top speed for that is. Only reload if general died to a cheapshot move. Favourite being when I killed my own daimyo with a naval bombardment Newspaper also works and is a lot cheaper than tea You met your "daddy" on craigslist? Are you invoking the fallacy fallacy fallacy? Her nose Wait wait wait. I thought we are supposed to say Nhat and Scarra.. I'm glad I've never seen him again lol. Although the next day, some who looked similar to him did comment rather oddly on my outfit. I didn't catch exactly what they said, so I put it out of mind until now crap! I just realized that I didn't lock my door I never thought of it that way... dat ryze [][]? [][][][]... [][][] But how else could we *ever* explain to people how big 100 nanometres is? Around the top of the keyboard... it doesn't look like mountain dew What. Holy shiiiiiiiit! Always wondered about this. I've definitely crushed on a couple FTM friends but was worried if I tried something I wouldn't be able to perform and it'd be awkward... Psychology and Sociology double major. Junior year in the fall... yay. sorry what is the breakdown representing 55/38/4 ? Is 4 the amount of net carbs? Amazing You got it! I didn't think anyone would actually play it You and the rest of Gavin's army of fangirls [spoiler](/s "although I saw one of the birthday wishes on his RT page told him he should keep his house locked at night... I believe I will be stray cat struttin over for some alley cat lovin. I'm getting slower and worse at video games. I lost my first game of Mario Party three days ago, I'll never be the same. It's been an hour already and last2zero hasn't replied yet. I'm starting to think he really did call Dillon Yes, because we all know how viewing the actions of a foreign government as being aggressive in nature is the same thing as hating a religion. Your walls are all transparent, how in the world did you not see these creepers coming? waaat is that true? /r/spacedicks maybe How did you stand still for so long... First world ....That was really boring Did we break it? but... but.. who will resupply $20 an hour and you spent it all It never occurred to me that they can rip out as I slept this. I hate how stupid shit gets upvoted to the top while thoughtful posts like this dont get anywhere Pretty sure you've always been fuckable. Same is the dinosaur pointer still available on 7 I always post these to Facebook. The Rabbi of my old shul apparently read my last Dvar Torah and said it was good. As said in the first episode, she excels in the physical aspect of bending, but doesn't seem to understand the spiritual side. Just give her time to reach enlightenment or some sort of epiphany and we'll have that Avatar State in no time! =D Or they could draw things out and leave it for the season 1 finale and that would just make things REALLY.. REALLY EPIC. Nox - > Enhasa It will definitely help with that. Just don't drink the softened water, it really tastes disgusting (and bad for you?) This has definitely been a logic I've observed from them. This kind of logic plus really disgusting pictures of aborted fetuses. I think it says something that Pro Choice individuals are more horrified by those pictures than the Pro Lifers What do you mean you're not in a "financially sound position" to donate? Do you mean you can't take off work to recover, or do they... do they charge you to donate or something? Now THAT is a Creeper I also wonder how people get by without blizzard This is true. Same with guitar to mandolin. But bass to mandolin?? Not really... Should I? Prem-EAR league... lmao the last one, anyone notice, he got a quadra, who got away? EVE. WTF. they had an EVEEEE Notice the green around the edges... I love peanut butter too, but I keep up to three jars at a time. What? It's the name of a song... and I thought people would read it as "too far to fall" but I usually get "too fart of all" That was a blatant compliment nah, I'm the same way. I don't like guys who look like they work out, my ideal man is naturally built. This is a stunning display of hypocrisy though, since I'm in the gym 5x/week. cyborgmatt is only a basic member? Why is there shit all over and one of them is dead? Man, I forgot it was Friday why is this spam? I had a girl friend that would usually puke after cumming whenever she would hook up with someone she didn't have a deep emotional connection. Another interesting story is how your of Chinese-Swede background. ( "ejaculantern"... Can't stop watching... A store selling portal guns? It's showing me a German screen shot of Diablo 3... Wtf happened to the picture? It was a safrole bottle, now it's some artsy girl picture? 1,019 WPM...308% faster Ha ha this made me laugh. I gota tell ya after reading these response it makes me fell stupid for actually believing this could happen An early WHAT?! he sticks his puss in the window? He goes "Wow. I think I just won the "jackass of the year" award." then walked off and started talking to his group of friends like nothing happened It's a minecraft creeper skin to me But... That's like taking a Ferrari and mixing it with an ancient Model T. It bonds with the paint? What if this is Denko guy. I read that as withever. What's up with Kadabra's? Why is houndoom wearing a bikini top? Finish the book! The second half is crazy. dont forget the electric tennis rackets for the ones that get in my name is nick.. and i am called big'n What? I'm confused. 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I try to have reasonable expectations of beauty and all, but these types of photo shoots always involve some photoshop work... So can someone please tell me why their photoshop guy quit before he did her legs? there's two of them? I could have sworn that said nipples instead of wishes. Zero Just laid down the fucking Hammer in that game. don't you mean rapper? ..... Wow, the guy gave you a room? How much money does he have?! Q- tip.. urethra.. Nope, just make sure you give me my voice back when you're done flap flap falp for the same guy? If this were true, a bunch of my friends wouldn't have 400+ hours of gametime in it Comment 666. mehh mines is even more fucked up sometimes when i use my rocket jump on team fight and land near wall i keep on getting stuck Could someone care to explain what 'empire nunu' is? Maybe I should play a male wizard just to hear that epic voice of his again! Or start watching Naruto, apparently Is that a flying saw that follows your ship? Satan's semen? 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A better story would have been nice indeed, i played it through normal, nightmare and most parts of hell now, and the story is so boring that i don't seem to remember what is going on, even when i've seen it 3 times WHERE DOES THE TRAIL LEAD TOO Oh, I never heard that term before Spiral Knights is alright action wise but has no customisation. Magicka we've done ( a lot Wait? Is it a pinball machine emulator?! If so, you win! All of my desktop computers since forever get a good shower once a year. And there are still people who go That piccolo player is REALLY good That should make for some great fun if you have a fire and cant hear the alarm. I imagine so. Moto usually has an independant Facebook sync method apart from the OS. I never had any issues doing contact syncing with my Nexus though You sir, Just blew my mind I think that soda tastes better from a soda fountain, than from the can. 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I wasn't subed to this subreddit yet it made it to my front page I just about lost it when he went Fallout is real Upvote because of that expression. "You have no idea what kind of things I've seen in these 8 lives I've already lived Wat. If I put my foot into your mouth, do you lose your right to remove it? What the hell did I just watch? Those drawings in that flyer are kind of frightening. It's the eyes. i get a stomach ache just looking at this And this apparent redditer girl still hasn't seen this? I really want to know if she managed to pull herself up. omg.... would you be speaking from experience? should have seen my grandma's face :))) That was one of the worst things I think I've ever seen Wow, how is that even possible? DAFUQ TIL Fisherman's Friends are cough drops... why the hell are they placed along with all the gum and chocolate bars in stores then?? "eh, I don't see what's so ..... ... what? 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In fact, post his steam profile so I can block him too You have a raging penis? Holy piss. QUAD? It's a good thing that the guy responsible for the last 4 years is *still in charge* today. It's made of goat scrotum hair. Toonami is back for less than an hour and tom already shows me a cool xbla game and a new anime What if you smoked weed in your dream and woke up high Looking under the Suzukicycles.com 2012 models, I can't find the SV *or* the SVF listed anywhere, nor the GS. GSF Bandit also, which is listed on their global site. I even searched for them, but nothing came up! Are they hiding them from us? TIL grenadine's a flavour I have you tagged as "Possible Serial Killer".... Jamie Moyer is also not having 250+ defenders charging at him every snap of the game....or is he? I lean directly over the sink at all times, I would feel awkward standing up straight to brush my teeth what Same here ( I thought you were going to talk about your cousins ass. You've got brain noodles! Why shouldn't he be at a Chinese hotel? I do Or might meet soon, never knowing that y'all have already exchanged comments before. This is really scary, that you got pregnant even with an IUD in. I take birth control which stops my periods and it's my biggest fear because if it fails I just wouldn't know Vortex Firechain Molten Frozen. So... Much.... Butt hurt. Why does this have fifty upvotes? No aggro. Err, but why? Downvote a repost sure, but twenty five downvotes implies people are *angry* with you. Wait, why would you stalk clan leaders? Seriously. When I think about the stories I have from my life, movies actually don't seem all that far-fetched! For all I know, I may be trapped in the Matrix WTF But... But, what if you're Teemo? How do I plant shrooms without face checking? I mean, I stay out of the bush if there's a high chance someone is there, but normally I face check every bush I can and plant shrooms With honey and trout. Mine broke yesterday and I WAS goingto sit on it but now. I'll just stand Paired with a medic kit on the other wing would make the bird... Invincible What? I have a feeling that one wrong misclick with the flint and steel and an unchecked fire will completely destroy that... Thank you! "DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL THIS SUBREDDIT HAS A LOT OF NEGATIVE *******" Oh god. I wasn't ready for that. I did an artosis laugh. Didn't even know my voice could squeak like that... This brought my karma from 28 to 625. Reuse coffee grounds? but then why does he demand so many sacrifices in the old testement? Is Barbarian's War Cry essential to this? I'm playing as monk with my gf, wizard, and I'm trying to figure out how the hell I can do ANYTHING at all to be help in Act 2 Holy shit, Ariel look how many downvotes. How are things like this not obvious for everyone? And does anyone actually leash with ignite when reading the headline i totally expected "it" to be an affair They're getting smarter. There is something about the red glow and slow flow of lava... all keys r invalid Damn nature, you scary. Didn't your flair say "walls of shit poster"? Holy crap, nice work I didn't know trees hating on women was a problem, at least I never noticed it, top comment tries to say that saying women rape means that all female rape victims are unimportant or not victims. Why does this remind me of the Lonely Island song "The creep"? Canada computers isnt in china town is it O_o... I mean it's an actual retail series or whatever the word im looking for which I can't seem to think of which describes a massive chain of stores Holy fuck. That's me. Up there lies a goro who if you go to will give you a long sword That's still a pretty awesome find though. That's not very knife!! Fuck look at my comment, I wrote that and didn't see that you had wrote about yogi bear, dude our minds collided TIL Gorillas get pet kittys You should write a fucking erotica book... now. Tis was better than porn! That's not a dog! It looks like a bear to me. ....Dat Ass....I mean.....Dat Username yay, this is what I came here for!! almost didn't expect it when I realized it was on trees I'm now arware that ^ Makes your text go higher and smaller... Yeah, a local supermarket has these fancy touchscreen devices at the checkout, they run OS/2 too... ^ What? Batman lives with an older man and younger boys. Oh god the twitch chat Will take note to go counterclockwise in the future I read that as "Haven't smoked in over 30 years" and was like And to think if you were born in Sparta 2500 years ago you would have been thrown off a cliff after birth Yeah, I give up Yea, I took a long break from college (WoW addiction is srs buisness) and I just finished my second year at SVSU going for my computer science degree. Also: in two months on reddit you have 6.5k/8.5 karma My sister's boyfriend actually genuinly loves the Twilight movies. She hates them. She has, on more than one occasion, went to see them in the theatre, because HE was into them and she loves him. Though... one time when they went to see it they walked up to the ticket counter and he went " two for..." then looked back at her like it was her idea. She went wait..units can STIM in a bunker?! Gorgeous. What if that's the trigger? Think of it. PCP reacts with an already present but undeveloped brain disease like, say early stage Alzheimer's. His brain, already decaying from the disease is now an overstimulated mass of hallucinations, paranoia and schizophrenia. Or maybe not Alzheimer's what if he had rabies? Anything that affects brain chemistry mixed with PCP could produce this. Alzheimer's isn't transferable through biting, sure, but rabies is. ... This one has a real weapon on her torso. When did *that* happen? I'll take 3, 4 & 6 to go please Hey, it worked for Korea! House made of upvotes receiving downvotes. Now that's a paradox Catcher in the Rye. "He didn't even look around to see where I was at." Just listened to the Whimsyshire forward music. It's creepy. Wtf. Pretty common for nail salons to have displays of what certain airbrush designs will look like on the actual fingernail...but I can honestly say I've never seen a display like THIS. This looks like an appetizer tray at Jeffery Dahmer's cocktail party. I read that article as well. Its crazy! AND that is exactly what I thought when I read it. I dont understand what is ur problem exactly Or different stores have a smell even at a different mall, like at hot topic they all smell the same I can *hear* him Wow haven't seen this before..... Preschool teacher here. I have a severely disturbed child in my class and I have literally seen him choke children (hands around the neck and squeezing.) However, the oddest/SCARIEST thing I've heard him say is "I will chase you and find you and stab you in the back." This from a 3 year gives me the chills ty dear I'm in stage 6 What would happen if you put your finger in the overlapping part? Not super into 3d ponies, but these quite a step up from the uncanny valley Gmod ponies Both? Obviously the other people in the thread are reading them too. It's not hard to glance down at the facts and read them quickly head voice = falsetto for guys? I'm freaking out about the showcase! I'm not even that done right now. Don't pay it, let him handle it. If he needs food for the week, now and then make an offer to help here and there... but don't give in every time and don't let him off easy. I'm 23 and fucked myself over with cards in highschool (though not NEARLY to the sound of $15k why are they all the same color hmmm i've never thought of spiders in the dark. someone save me Dem eyes dang you're hot. And crazy face ...I find it ironic that this has been downvoted. GOOD GOD EVERYONE ON REDDIT IS EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE! My life wat I started out fapping to get an erection to compare my size to the other guys. Then I absentmindedly kept going. Then I had that **Nothing** little about those Main reason of why i do it Nothing will EVER be that cool. I had sex for the first time like a week after, (I was 16,) and the entire sequence was still in my head; ME2's ending was that good <( Sweet jesus handsome That's a goooorgeous smile still pretty good but that's negative in the freedom dimension! There's high pressure, then there's a solid body of water at 60km/h Not that I'm aware of. I've actually only been using Imgur for the past week! Was it bleach? I thought it was vinegar...he mixed up something edible with a corrosive chemical and *put it on his skin* Stunningly beautiful. Holy crap I imagined walking through a robotic jungle You know more girls that like the sex scenes in GoT than guys? there's actually quite a lot of attractive girls on reddit, if only they were all on omegle I wish you expanded on this one... They can't tell the difference between human scent and female lion scent? Slayers_Crank!!! Lol what? You really, really, REALLY look like someone I know Beerpong? wow i read bout half this page and still didnt believe it but it worked Upvotes for all! My husband is the most attractive person I've ever met, and he doesn't believe me when I tell him that. Although, to be fair, I don't believe him when I say I'm pretty. So we're both either reeaaaallly ugly, or rreeeaaally pretty but with crap self esteem. However I'm not going to leave it up to reddit to let me know which it is Wtf! duuude, imagine if you inserted the bowl anally and then some1 tokes it through your mouth Yes you can do back to back visa-free entries without even entering another country. The airlines may want to see a ticket out of Taiwan though. Sometimes they ask sometimes they don't, one time they wanted to look in my wallet to make sure I had enough cash on hand to buy a ticket I hope you kicked her candy ass for that! How do you keep your toon alive without Transcendence then? Surely just popping Wave of Light and chugging potions must not be enough It's common sense: don't think too deeply on what you're eating. The food we eat can be disgusting if you really think about it. Vin Diesel and Khaldor do look eerily similar. Seriously? wait...which one do i click Skype? they're called chests TIL sonic was voiced by Urkel I don't even know how many times I watched this last night. Lost count Why did I read this It's scary that I may have a girlfriend by the time that book comes out The link disturbed me... What is this from? I've never considered my shopping that way. I think you have opened my eyes. Her waist is tiny! She looks like Nicholas Cage... Not sure why people are downvoting you as it's a legitimate and helpful correction that you made apparently Thanks a lot for this link! I didn't think it would be that simple " I had to drive with only one eye open as the camera was blocking my other eye, quite tricky" Mine is the new Silverstone cable-cam… looks straight out of a video game. That situation is a just a tad creepy I don't understand why she doesn't use a breast pump and pour it into a glass so it's not so awkward as a person dangling from her nipple. China criticizes the US for outsourcing jobs to China. Honestly, that is your private life. I just hope you won't do it with your older children. They look so cute in this picture You are ALL missing the point: "Mel Gibson what sin to in are faith abortion." It doesn't get any clearer than that! France more than Spain I thought it was educational oh... i see, i find it very odd, but well, everyone has different taste The child named Adolf Hitler. Yes, (Non-German) parents named their child after Adolf Hitler. I can only imagine the torture he would go through....or give He has a total of 1,500,000 video views and over 2000 subscribers.. Hmm, you really think you're pissing me off? who takes honors english in sixth grade? And what if… it whas a show and the laws of nature don't work like in real life not usually but every once in a while i'll feel extremely claustrophobic. it doesn't happen often but i freak out and push him off me :P also i like to toss and turn when i sleep and he makes it impossible Va tusan O..M...G... How did she ended all the way up there ...until every monster can easily see you So, aside from him speaking some lovely French, was I the only one ~~fantasizing with my mouth open~~ gazing at the patch of exposed skin where his shirt was open? She's lucky he wasn't looking to kill anyone that day. He could've easily shot her at several points. Almost sounds like my medium-sized city in Michigan Now that that's cleared up, what determines whether a person should use "toward" or "towards?" Wasn't M'Vila a 'done deal' a week before the CL? Peyton isn't too bad. I know a guy called Memphis What episode is this from again... Omg!!! I've never heard that! so many wrong things was she an English teacher Your wife is preggors. I can't tell if she's acting or what... We've just entered Craaazzzzyyyvillllleeeee.... Naruto and Hinata needs to happen just for this little perfect girl I AM.... human? uninstalled pando a long time ago Whoa! This guy looks like a serious beast and he's only 25? thats weird... s u o m i's adventurers log always comes up private... are you s u o m i? Uncle Stewart? This is VERY new. And it MIGHT have happened to me when I wasn't paying attention. Oh... oh no, this is bad. This is very bad. I have not prepared a grand enough tribute. Thank you. So many rereads and there are still things I'd swear appeared in text overnight... Or they will tell us to Fuck off At... Sacred Heart? Damn. Didn't see that coming... Damn. That would have been cooler than what i said.... I know Skippy in Charleston, SC I'm more fearful that Dinnerbone is now subscribed to Vech's channel ಠ_ಠ.... I happen to love big hair and redheads um, really? that's weird. never thought of it that way How did we get it so wrong? rofl those people are dumb really comparing trist to vayne He had 9 sisters (I know Am I really getting down voted for saying that... Actually, hurricane season begins June 1st Why would you use such a creepy Wobbufett picture?! That, plus Lost Silver, would prevent me from sleeping tonight. Posting on reddit while driving? I *hope* you had your girlfriend's rack all to yourself! What happened? My comment got downvoted, and on top of that I could never even find it on the subreddit page. Are you seeing it in the past/future? Does squirrel rape happen often to this poor boy? He seems so...resigned...to the fact that a squirrel just came up behind him and jammed its barbed dick into his ass. Omg I didn't even notice the map till you pointed it out what? you can spot with the soflam you know, or do you mean locking onto people I participated in a couple of business school studies that utilized a similar self reporting trick. I read both of Dan Ariely's books and was completely aware of the purpose of self reporting. In both cases about $10 were on the line ... couldn't get myself to cheat, though *WHY did you STOP?* I just laughed out loud when i saw this. But I hope that villager is okay WHERE ARE THE NEXT PAGES?!? Black Widow escorts Frodo to Mordor? I just feel like she's safe because of the dragons (well, unless they get stolen like in the show... wtf was that? I'm wondering this, too! *greatest. but. * i could have a shiny and not even know it wow dude(a) your hand is on the wrong side some gay guy at the bus stop asked if i was straight because he said i was too good looking to not be gay....really? im not sure how to take it, it was just a white tee and jeans Maybe, it's like a mini-Gangplank Ult but it can't miss r/BritishLadyBoners? With no damage and less slow Worms. It seems in this episode Sansa is going to escape to Winterfell with The Hound, but if you watch the season finale preview, she's in it, talking to Littlefinger when I clicked the link, I saw the upper piece of meat looked like a fish. I can't unsee that now. Looks awesome! Canibal Where on the Mon? I think I love you. We oughta go to lunch some time. He was suckling on her earlier... It confused me because she is fixed and has never even had kittens He was a subway sandwich? I teach middle school art. I will *never* forget the mother I met at a school open house who grilled me relentlessly about my class, flat out said "I'm concerned my son might be bored" and asked to come sit in on the class to check it out before her son signed up for it to make sure that it would be worth his time. haha sorry if theres a bunch of em, but I couldnt help laughing That audio is so compressed. Holy crap. Pep really does have a thin frame Not bad a tal, not bad at tal! WAIT WHAT Wow, and here I was happy because I just found a 2H sword with 276 DPS Now I'm interested. Pet cemi as in cemetary? wait... so they join your game and take your gold and items? No freaking way, I was there too That sweater, that pose, that haircut, those pc's. So much retro cheesiness in one glorious photo That is both scary and awesome. yes please... can there be lots of noodles Wow, the third Starcraft 2 game was amazing... The zerg lost his b3 against a blink stalkers/sentrys all-in then it was crazy, he was able to come back with the same amount of base that the protoss. A lot of run-bye, a lot of movement on the map to force his opponent to be defensive then he massed a big t3 army and slowly won. PCP.... Or is the gov trying to cover up the first of the Zombie attacks??? That's... definitely disturbing. That last part, I thought I was the only one that experienced that as a child We should have guns so some drugged out zombie doesn't eat our faces off It looked like a godamn face hugger Daaaaaaaaayumn those 2,392,342 GOLD my mind is full of fuck as a dane. i would like to know where you live. where you don't have a mixed population. What does lighting a match do ... Wow, I'm just farming Act 1 with 12k damage 40k hp. Your gear I don't think my hubby would appreciate that too much. I'd rather just lurk around after someone else creates it. You get a set wage? Parachute and i'm a paladin, imagine how embarrassed i get when i die to fall damage Well, They have to be nice. I believe reading somewhere that there was a Riot employee bad mouthing a pub player. Not entirely sure what happened, and how it was recorded, but said employee was eventually fired from riot Oh.. my god.... whoa, no kidding. I can see the hairspray in his hair. Just looked up PCOS symptoms, thankfully I don't have any of them. At first I went You rage in normals That blue smoke Your boyfriend is getting married? what exactly does THAT mean? That seriously creeps the fuck out of me, but only because the last one looks exactly like my [F]cousin Assassin's Creed 3 Those are some serious bugs Either you know me in person or you stalked me insufficiently because that's not how my name is spelled. It was the CPS 3000. For some reason the link works only on some computers. And nothing else? Well since this is their own engine, and not warcraft3, they can easily fix the issue with blinking to impassable terrain, but obviously they would have thought of that right Distance from family might be a mild benefit in 20% of cases, but distance from friends is almost always a detriment. Unless, of course, you're using reddit properly. ... I'm brown, I know a lot of hindu's and at least half of them say it Well that was scary, thanks for that and so.. my name is cody too why not explain to her, that Jesus wants her to follow in his example, by setting a good example and not expecting perfection out of everyone and loving the sinner etc. I swear these Christians lose their guilt and conscience, the only way she could put herself in your shoes would be by imagining you think, feel, and act exactly like she does which completely defeats the purpose Hentai Police This isn't new. Any game with any sort of auction house has this. You refresh, and resell for a greater value. Its recognizing value that takes practice. Adjust for tax rate, keep safe minimums and maximums while maintaining decent profit per item without making it unsellable and your golden. I have done this is any game with a AH. Maybe its cause im jewish, but isn't this BASIC HUMAN LOGIC to do this stuff ( Yeah at first I was all like D: Terrible, then I was like :O wow thats pretty good, then I was like that's..horrible Then change your itineray I only saw this from the thumbnail HE FINGERED HIS CORNHOLE! i'm pretty sure it's still 20%. i gave mine a 20% MF ammy and i got 4% You've matured so beautifully! Like a delicate flower... o_o.... wut wut. Eh, that 3 unique pack kill wasn't all that impressive. The butcher kill was cool though. Is there any way I can check Krip's stats? Just want to figure out how big the difference is between my barb and his. I thought OP's friend did it better Putting them ahead of Baltimore? I noticed this too. Ugh I almost broke my friend's wrist watching that scene. Chinese? Used this mouse to get to diamond Not sure if gay or trollin' Dude, that's nothing. I worked at Blockbuster last year (yes, they still exist) and some guy would get there every Tuesday TWO+ HOURS EARLY and would stare at us until we opened. Nothing more unnerving than looking up and seeing some old guy with his face pressed against the window |( [Spoiler](/s "Is that how she was conceived?") agree. mine was 10 years ago and i remember almost none of it. I remember being happy. i always do the wait am I supposed to look at the dog Words...cannot describe...teh awesomeness Same here. 16 years old, 5 foot 11 inches and 110 pounds. Eat cake and snacks all day everyday. Danmmmm! Damn, that's a bad ass pic of Leatherface Wow...that's awesome. The number of SNSD related tweets have been increasing a lot as well recently I've noticed I read the title as "...carved this yesterday out of cheddar" . I kept imagining the sub roll that would go on. Why would you assume this guy's a total asshat? I like how the majority are grouped around him but not touching all reverent like. Then that Guy in the front is like "yeah I know who you are. But I'm gonna use you as arm rest anyway." Im´m fascinated, creeped out, both at the same time. The first time I saw that commercial I was really blazed and I had no idea what it was advertising With the direction the US is going, I see it as a ticking time-bomb for the right... Well, I just went to spacedicks and it left me utterly confused oh god no! Nome made the most broken heroes the world has ever seen ... what do they do after the patch? there's tons of them. the main ones are Gendry/Arya & The Hound/Sansa. And people even 'ship' Robb/Sansa Is this really a bad thing? Yes please. Surrounded by spies.... if this were china he'd be in one place only...the lunch room Thank goodness it's swimsuit time If a parent has their kids friends over, it should be expected that they feed them and not have him stay hungry. If I was the parent I wouldn't have thought twice about making them some lunch. It actually shocks me that all of these people cared. Press space bar. Client just minimized I seriously can't believe how high of a consensus this has on this page... Holy shit. They would look like twins if Miss NJ dyed her hair blonde like Miss Cali has DHS is my school's initials crips and bloods still exist If it's a bug, then I wish you the best of luck. I had to start doing other things because I stuck mainly to burglary jobs at first, and I kept having to steal things that Vex said, "We've stolen this thing before and I don't know how, but it ended up in another mark's house." Airsoft? Or real? The zombie infection from the man-eats-face-in-Miami situation is spreading! Oh man. This kid sounds like he's on a successful path. Yikes. That can't be very stable. I don't lust after 14 - 17 year old girls. what? Draw a few lines on there and it'll look like he's been flayed. Why would this be inappropriate? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a Darwin Award in the making! I hope you got your money back for the course... He looks hawt in that picture Well I could have told you that! I bought a Mac Hahahaha. Thanks for the laugh, sorry for the pain the laughter may have caused I hope he is joking...I fear he is not We're actually chinese and have given names. But both of us can't read or write for shit This would explain why I received some questionably dirty pictures of him and his Rattata...cannot unsee Man, this Spurs basketball is true poetry in motion. Even we Thunder fans need to admit that. META Why don't you just go to espn.com or something? ... what? Soon Legit. But I don't think OP has any to sprinkle on to, anyway, I think he's too busy furiously masturbating to care Are people downvoting me for being silly or do they really just hate Angry Birds? Where do I sign up to get one Maybe because GP can apply his passive over range and includes a slow?! Gosh, big news. tears? really? That's a rarity.. I mean in comic book movies that really only happens when.. o_o.... Ok, thanks. I'm still a little shaken up. I was fine when I was smoking, it was a great day and I was happy, I don't know why my mind went there. Who's talking about printing more money? Those are my real eyebrows. I have never owned an eyebrow pencil... I just started an internship and am running into this issue. Every time someone asks me about my weekend the response I mostly get is "Well now I feel old." How did you find this site? Wat They've really improved card design over the years. Well let us plan one, although I don't know the best way of going about doing that. Maybe booting up r/Stockton? How are you spending 100K There's a subreddit for that? Am I the only one who got wario's woods on the GC version? Is this.... one of those under 16 comics I swear right after I read this I heard a growl next to me ha! i went to east high school Who makes these games? Is that...an angelfire link? This picture could also be called ”what I see when I close my eyes”. Yes Reddit, I see all of you when I close me eyes... The class was told about the importance of using lube when masturbating and that he still has wet dreams Exquisite face. I just want to stare all googly-eyed at it Pretty sure he's older than 23 since he went to school with Otto. Unless he's another one of Mr. Burns' lost long sons and never really ages I played red when I was young, the red and blue pokedex entries are different? If they give that Rubick design shoes he will be my favorite hero in the history of MOBAs ever. Cool story bro Google Finance says AT&T. What an odd ticker symbol; why not ATT? I remember once I accidentally brought trees with me from CO to TX. Was quite a nice surprise when I found it in my coat pocket, but at the same time was like "Holy fuck cakes... How did I manage that?" That is just terrifying Things you've hoped you NEVER see... i noticed you didnt mention Lycans counter please explain Where did that potm arrow at the end come from? inb4 Draven's passive is also Hemorrhage Mother of God And he's only 24. When it's all said and done, if this guy continues to do what he does best at least until he's 30 (which btw is very realistic), he's gonna rack up stats that no one will be able to exceed. I'm not the only one... Imagine my surprise last time I was at corporate in Texas, walking past an 8 foot high stack of sun servers. Mind you, this was before the death of the Xserve, but I went i would give it to a friend tbh No, but I never remember them. Only like once a month I wake up even aware that I've had a dream. Ive had the same two dreams though for 15 years ( more like nightmares ) whenever ive got a fever. Man those dreams are taxing Omg I loved that show haha. New York xD But wtf is that chick wearing on her boobs? Holy Crap Wait, I am using the internet, reddit is internet Holyshit, I just watched that episode last night and said the pretty much the same thing! I'm weirded out now. What did I just watch? Jesus.fucking.christ. you weren't joking. Dafuq did I just read So, some of these are just made up on the spot? Excuse me? It's doing well on my Symbian phone with 680 MhZ though the smoke above your head looks like an aura of wisdom The one of the B-24 was done in the air?! go into a VZW/Barnes & Noble/AT&T/etc store and mess around with a 7" tablet and see if it's too small or not. it's personal preference, so I'm not quite sure why you'd be asking us Not exactly how I pictured him sounding. And what the crap, did this guy de-age as he got older? when concerning adventure time.. i prefer my own personal theory.. that jake = pedobear And the belt! Only 20 resist? what the fu- oh, ohhhhhh... 19% melee damage reduction WTF... which gp5 item would you consider for ad kog'maw? Your going to get raped in your sleep I can see using it in New Game+. Since I will be very strong for most of NG+ it would help speed some battles along. It's also very useful that pawns walk around outside of the city. They are walking ammunition and must be loaded into my gun of magick MOTHER OF GOD!!! What I never understood about that scene is how a GIANT CLOWN FACE is funnier that a snake The base camera was 58K, I think he said after lens and accessories, over 100. Yeah, as a Canadian I kinda went Wait, you have to take a drug test to get into college now too? Odd she didn't notice they were in the same spot she left them, in the same stack. Wow! She made him miss out on a big chunk of his childhood. I would never learn to be appreciative. I'd be bitter and plot to search for her and be her demise! Wait a minute! What if Jake was using his imagination from the begining, and the knife storm was all his fault! Puma dropped a single map I always have heard that argument for when/if Republicans get voted in for president for lefties to go to Canada... I guess that makes sense...but still. I know a girl that looks so much like you I had to go check on facebook if she had cut her hair. I dunno, that kind of goes without saying. Funfact: Did you guys know there is a minecraft bot program that builds images in minecraft!?!?!? SRS??? WUTO_ The ref didn't screw you, you screwed you Ok.. has been a while since I last looked at hockey results... but New Zealand leading the points table... If Puma wins again............ Sadly..my boyfriend thought it would be nice to tell me that he's done this before at several parties...I'm quite concerned... Maybe she's throwing out the empty one you were suppose to go into after she was done with you? 3 Helicopters?! How do you know? You had plenty of time to do all sorts (crippling wave debuff them all, group them with cyclone strike away from the arcane orbs and get a Serenity/Healing Breath rotation going) but just stood in the lasers and waited for serenity to wear off Who said i have long hair? it looked like she had an orgasm.. Mountain biking and hiking. Why: being outside is so good for you (trees and sun), also endorphins. Not sure how do-able that is in Chicago, though. I basically live in the woods. Is he really 62? He looks much younger. Shed.mov real life version You ate your twin in utero... I....was not expecting that. "online gaming since of last year." Excuse me?! Mario 64 sucked?!? "Live long, and prosper" or something? I don't see how that applies? No fucking way did that come out 5 bloody years ago. That isn't what I was thinking when you said bald crack... Well its a phone...i use it for telephoning too afcorse eu sunt fascinat de cum se rearanjeaza pagina wikisource cand dau click pe comentarii. Wow, awesome Different culture different accents. Should he pronounce the rest of his words the same, too? That said, some of the voice actors for the game had weird accents. Pretty sure one of the barbarians was Australian or a New Zealander. Da fuk Where did you get it for five dollars? Hilarious way to propose, but that ring is awful. This reminds me of that movie...oh god... You guys were in eighth grade in 2007? > Woah, this is so meta My mom asked me to lock the doors once when I was parked in a parking lot and there was a black guy walking to his car. Starclimber, by Kenneth Oppel. Its coming true That was no tumor! That was a larval stage ALIEN! have you ever thought that what it feels like to be your actual "Self" may feel the exact same way for everyone else? What if there is only one "self", and it feels the same for everyone, and it's just the experiences that are different Toad particles? can we stop the spoiler tags for things like that? All i can think of is the movie Teeth, where the girl had teeth in her vagina... Wow, that was quick If you wave it in a circle it looks like it is getting closer Started off like (O_o) and ended with ( Yeah, you 911 victim! Haha, that's a good one. But what if there're panhandlers in Ireland?? THAT'S WHY As if somebody ate it. that womans eyebrows Six fingers... i agree that giving a fake number is shitty, and i've never done it, but honestly this would make me super uncomfortable. if you two are vibing and it seems like she'll hit you up - why would you even need to do this? it's almost creepy. and if she seems flaky, why would want her number anyway? Krokodil Oh man until OP replied to you I thought you were just trolling Why is there a left wing mainstream media person reporting this? NSFL No no, just unsure if... kidding... At first, harmless balls of yarn for grenades and no killing...i thought it wouldn't be nsfw after all...and then At my highschool it was senior dress up day. A day where the seniors dress up in costumes. I asked someone if they were dressed like a pregnant woman There's a subreddit dedicated to steampunk? WATCH. IT. Wait, they did that in my school. there's one about eating pokes in there Well, to be honest, you were stupid there. Why would you do that in the middle of a library? How was this submitted 2 days ago, wasn't this today's strip? He sat there while you ran all the way back? That's a pretty long respawn run And shitty coffee Rondo: 44-10-8 For some reason it blew my mind this only took 2.5 days. I could do this on a three day weekend and I would go back into the week with something I would never forget Yeah, same, Most of everyone in the game dced the first 10 mins and every 5 mins I couldn't move or see anything I typed, but i was able to see what my teammates were doing...and when I restarted the clinect the *would you like to reconnect screen* didnt have a button I never understood this stereotype. Who doesn't like Watermelon, Fried Chicken and Grape Drink? holy crap amazing. Wow There are people who put the milk in first? hahaha so who was picked after portland last year? Kenneth Faried Scariest thing...its right next to the little kid train that i went to every year as a kid You have the most perfect eyebrows I've ever seen i was almost hoping for a gif where your sideways pussy was talking to me Where have I been living? looks kind of like a shoe horn to me. I realized this the first time I played... Holy fuck. Oh god. Maybe its a 3rd person? Those vocals. Oh, I did. 5 upvotes 0 downvotes, heat fan 1 bulls, well you know the feeling, losing in the first round I saw that, and was like "Wut And not to mention it'll relax you even more, ...and this that and the other good things it does for your health, blah blah blah. And boy, do I remember each time. The tiget with the bow also has things on his hands that look like Wolverine Claws you can do it that fast??? 12 in Cuba Buh I'm not your shadow I'm surprised it cost you so little. What country did you sent it to? I've only snackexchanged once because it cost me €60 (from Belgium too), and it was a similar package... Interesting point...maybe some unlock new gadgets?? Same here. Dude, we have like the same computer, except I have 16gigs instead of 8 First glance, first thought. Looks like Linda Blair from The Exorcist to me. Maybe things will get better after high school Oh man. I need to get a job and save for a 3DS asap, this is the best news I've heard all day That looks more like the Death Star got mirrored in the sky I don't particularly like this adventure Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you, but I think that kid might be the Avatar! I think it depends on the particular girl. My nieces all wear these cute little terry cloth shorts from Old Navy and they don't look inappropriate but those same shorts on my 7 year old daughter just aren't age appropriate. She has ridiculously long(and rather shapely I'm impressed ja se navukao Do you think I'm being fooled or I am the trickster? Number 522 WTF? Why in the world would you keep a black ghost and a pictus catfish together with fish they can and will eat once they get big enough? Holy shit, same lvl 30s raging at their team? on my smurf i have a blast of a time going to each lane getting kill after kill. i dont write anything, but it seems like after i start racking up the kills, my team and the enemy team start writing "smurf not drinking vodka while playing.. not fair" i just realized something about passing the J. we never pass it to the left, always to the right, and somehow the order of frients that smoke is always the same: me, frient 1, frient 2, freint 3, frient 4, frient 5. cept when we are at my place. then its me, frient 2, frient 1 Ohhh... there's a *comma* there. I never noticed that! Sounds like fun! But I'm not that close to NYC, and I don't know how I feel about taking a long train ride all sissied up Since he lost in the Code A qualifier, he deserves a Code S seed? luckily, no1 in my house notices Where have u seen me caring about how u feel ? I don't like the look of that cut, I'm not saying I judge people who look like that are douches. That story truely horrified me. I think I made this exact face while reading it. You fool! They always drop from the ceiling on to your head! The weirdest feeling I've never seen the RCI demand fall so low... Because you can't be complete without the tangy zip of faith. I can't wait to find out how they've mapped all 300 buttons on a 3.5 inch screen... BY THE 9, What horse is that? Are those like squidballs on the top right corner? Is... is there a European Reddit? Or do they just not care about Internet messageboards? **Who the fuck is Laz Diaz to decide who has earned it in the first place? starbucks sells frappe? outside of greece? Just have your hubby gnaw on em instead Therefore "If your father is poor, your mother made a bad choice"... Did you ever think that perhaps it's all just circular? What if the tower of babel existed, and the big bang was everyone getting separated, and that man isn't just earthlings but an entire series of races with a common origin that now have vast difficulty in communicating due to systematic development and pressures known to earth as evolution and therefore seek out new horizons to rediscover and redevelop the tower to bridge the colliding universes only to be thrown back into oblivion again in 8,000 years. How did you not have at least 2 assists with 23 kills? indeed! Great response rolandparkwaydrive... if that's your REAL name. Pure miss on that one playa, the comedic talents of our East coast boys use small town America's trailer parks as their inspiration. I was honestly hoping for more than that. I don't get the "sensation" thing that's what my ex had told me, but I never got what exactly he meant. Curious. That's the only thing you filter? Wrex and Mordin are mututally exclusive: one cannot live while the other does. I've never heard of a playthrough where they have both lived The most frustrating part is you can't filter out the items that doesn't have a buyout price... or is it somewhere and I just didn't see it? Yeah i reaaly wish they would get rid of those, it's pretty disturbing to look at really Well, who needs sleep anyway Wait...What? No pude encontrar audio de él diciendo "por que se me antoja", pero si diciendo que vendiendo a cambio oficial estaría perdiendo plata cuando en el mercado negro está a 6. My name is Julia What the hell did I just read here? Wait... this isn't an Onion piece? I thought that post said it absorbs, not avoids. Right!? Lol the politics involved is completely out of control. The only thing I've met that rivals it is the community around like... dog shows. Oh crap, you actually read the lore of all the champions? Meaning there is something like a mini storyline in Lol? Rabbit death scream at five am. banana is yellow and weed is mellow PM me with your info and Why arent you playing diablo 3? But... your username... I don't understand... you *are* blonde at least once a week Gotta watch out for them bots wow relax guys, they are working on it and you will get in, in time. relax ffs That skin near the neck and chin is just scary. You mean you throw your syringes (covered by the plastic part) into the trash? If so, I have to say I think that's irresponsible. Whoever your garbage collector is does not deserve to be put at risk for a needle poke if the plastic part comes off. They don't know you and your medical history and after a needle poke would have to do all kinds of medical tests and probably have months of stress about it. Not fun! a GREAT game to begin with :). This brings up an important question: what was my first game? H100, so it won't stress the mobo at all but I'll try not to bang into any walls regardless. The question is... do I dare going two steps at a time Is that my old high school? Spoon It still works for me so much unwarranted criticism! ( Ahhhhhhhh!!!! I remember bits and piece... like Bischoff being the preacher Is twilight going to... eat them? I used to see a guy at the gym that worked out (pure cardio) for the sole purpose of expanding his lungs so he could get higher. *** Do you think anyone looked out from those apartments and was like "wait a second......is that...." Wouldn't the cheese end up on the inside of the machine, not the outside? This is making reconsider watercooling a 7970 and getting this instead I read X as "10". Right, because he deserves better for such a great job he's doing for everyone.... Yeah, quite interested, how does one do that? :( Well you can keep on dreaming right That is frighteningly attractive In that crowd, I couldn't help but notice Herobrine and Israphel. Its cool I've never actually seen one either Wait what That's simple. I don't try to get sympathy votes on a website for my pet. Mine is also June 8th Do these camps still exist 28F? Aren't the numbers 4 inches larger than the actual chest measurement? You must be one tiny girl. Where did you get this information?! You all know too much.... Send in the bots Oh Jesus fuck, Pop's death stare. ...If you're blind, how did you make the rage comic? Torchlight? Bring me into your world. Your mom would...beat you with her shoe?! The stage Set up and the way the girl is dressed reminds me Of when I did the play "Caged Birds" in High school for one act plays. =p we all went crazy by the end of the run because We where all portraying different types of psychosis. ( all female cast and crew too.) Wait...weed and sex is bad?! I forget, how long does it take for that satellite to orbit the earth anyway? Oh god, I could probably do the same with my cat, haha. I feel like it doesn't matter how much you brush him-- the hair just keeps coming. He also gets dreadlocks by his tail Applebloom...blooming flower...apple flower blooming I suddenly have a newfound fondness for Earl Grey tea with a splash of milk. 20 hours?! Guess it just wasn't your cup of tea then. I've had far more hostile Atheists attack me for not being Atheist, than I have had hostile Christians attacking me for not believing exactly as they do Weird thing about probability and large numbers, it probably has happened to someone else. Oh! The 'ol beastiality 3'some. Jeebus, imagine a pokemon themed gooby comic Well...I'm screwed... I live about 2 to 3 hours out of Yellow Stone. ( Facebook is working for me, but my Pages are really slow and laggy. Eg. I post something to a page timeline, refresh the page and the post is gone. However it is still on peoples news feeds and then about 10 minutes later it appears on the page timeline. now want to see his dad We know. We ALL know. Yeah I think the original set was used for that. God, the sight of a naked Cheggers will stick with me forever Woah..... I didn't even realize Starmie could learn that. Wait, so you really played NES with Bigfoot last weekend Google their name and go deep. Like 15 pages deep. You can't be a day over 18 I completely forgot about that subreddit. No way! Holy cow that's close to me. I think the creator of this image believes big boobs are hard... Blitzcrank is pretty popular at high Elo too right now Just curious... but how exactly does one not possess any type of CD/DVD? I'm glad I wasn't. I might be typing this from the beyond ...Okay, this is just getting scary. Oh no no no! I made the This. A few months _before_ this game was released was the first time I decided to stop playing competitively. Vad jag förstått så är /r/sweden ganska drogliberalt? Kör en throwaway om du inte vill bli stämplad eller något, annars kan jag fråga istället för dig. Nämligen också nyfiken Nooooo O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O do you mean to say that that was actually someone laughing, and not someone making funny noises for a funny situation? Whoa. Way too much eye shadow there, Karen my friend says she's 23 what do you mean tired? is there more of this awesomeness? "Looked" abandoned? For once...it wont be gay. What do you mean...? Ahh I see what you did there Thanks to my allergies, my vision likes to blur at the ends, I read that last panel as "I will shit your throat', Holy shit, the revenge of the bricks. They will build houses made of human corpses It might have been the drunk people vomiting in it... the heaviest wrestler ever? 50000lb? Pony? sorry, I traded in my Friday Math Processor for an upgrade to my Beer Consumption Module, so I donno... maybe umm Abraham Lincoln? I got up to 15 times for HPSS, 11 times for HPCS, 14 for HPPA, 17 for HPGoF, 22 for HPOoP, 16 times for HPHBP, and 12 times for HPDH, not including random chapter starts...... I need help WITH your Pizza Really? I'm Portuguese and have never heard of the use of "pinto" in that sense. okay, thanks, I live the student/college life so there is not much time for a husky(cause, like, I really wanna be a GOOD MASTER The WD shown in this video is hitting like a limp noodle Ugh, he has too much gain on his mic, and you can hear his PC fan all the time. It drives me fucking crazy! Huh? Not sure why you would think that. The top of the girl to his left's eyelids look like they are part of her eyes, so all I can see is Really? That's very strange. I would think they'd *love* his philosophy on government! That tree has an outlet Eek... so, it's like the date rape drug for men? It's a double rainbow Woah, those things are scary looking I will never see star wars the same What's funny is the symbol for the American Lung Association has the same red cross Huh. Opera is the only browser I've used that hasn't crashed on me yet. her left elbow Didn't I see the pump posted on nation he other day hummmm why is this thread considered as a "spoiler"? Is that music? But..but your flair, it's visible If he's gonna go to those lengths, why not just get a new bathroom installed adjacent to his office? > My father told me it was the old rifle range. We... did? Well that's appropriate. Wow, people signing quickly! Not to mention the fish itself would be over penetrated to even be visible like that. That or it's a seriously dense fish to produce well demarcated borders. I think the LV-426 one is a different ship altogether (not Shaw's), crashlanded somehow, with it's own different story on why it was there. Don't know how long it's been there, so I can't say if it happened before or after the Prometheus' mission, but the cargo there seems to be the eggs with facehuggers, rather than the egg-shaped "biocontainers" we've now seen. Although who's to say it doesn't have those containers elsewhere, and the eggs we see are from the Queen who might have burst from the Space Jockey... It's his first tournament. What's wrong with you.. OMG yours is awesome! Why do you still post here then? That doesn't even make any sense... my first comment already implies that. group C Can they? I'm still recovering from #32 I did one of these: My understanding has been any wards that you buy and place count as yours, as well as any wards that you buy and someone else places. Guess I'm completely wrong Export to XML I've experimented with maxing it second. It is actually pretty close to a phospho bomb Nope, Hui/Wayne has 363 hours. I think that averages out to 11 hours a day. Aww...I thought he was just being clueless. Omg, I just realized I had a guy do this to me once and I just thought he was weird and awkward. I remember dancing this when I was little at a party let's just say it didn't turn out well My name is Julia 8 GB install That was one of the hottest things I've seen two girls do with their clothes still on...Goddamn What a lot of women? This is the first time I've heard this for some of us That I have no idea. wow it's disgusting! Tell your wife she is amazing. This shouldn't be possible I actually lived on Tonnelle Ave in Jersey City when 9/11 went down. I found out a month or so later that a couple of the terrorists had actually lived about a half block down from me for quite some time. all my managers smoke Are you me? I always start my facebook tab, then a reddit tab. This morning I happened to type reddit in first. people actually did that... ? Yeah the thumbnail of the guys dick wrapped in metal rings was enough to turn me away. No permissions The Doc says 5 months Nope ...haven't had any on me for 2 months what the hell are they watching?! You heard a man tell a boy to close his eyes from across the street? But he still has only 105 downvotes to 87 upvotes when i read the title of this post, i saw "my bikini got stolen" Holy oddly enough, more Hitler Dude I am 7 minutes into this bitch going "what the fuck am I watching??" That...that was my lunch today Only 12 hours Thanks! ...... Spelunker hat no longer reveals hidden rooms. Maybe when I move again Maybe... or are you me? Just... how? wow, thought the first picture was a reference picture The boyfriend is hot as fuck Are you sure this isn't staged? Roger waters Has been dead for a while now And in the bought together section...something about 8 oz baby bellybuttons aaaaawkwaaaard... Suddenly, the fact the every men in my familly has blue eyes is not that fucked up. I wish to know more, and be informed of it when this all gets jotted down Yeah, I literally went "whoah" and did the I'm not going to post about my family, but about a story my teacher told me: A few years back, one of his students(male, high school age) was sent to another country to marry this guy in his 30s. Still wondering why he didn't report it to the police. Jesus christ This is my mom's uncle's bar Sweet.. a new attack vector, perhaps in the form of XML Signature Wrapping attacks, XSS attacks or the like. I am frightened! And not a single fu-OKAY That was perfect. Ours had blinds (except in the bathroom On a Saturday? Woah he deleted his account The same thing. I hear one gets their hair from their mothers father :o ... and hey you make me think of an elf (is that weird) Yes. have not cracked open yet because ate a whopper a little while ago...still kinda full I never knew about the chrome theme thing, now I can't find the perfect one so........many. Your cat looks scared already. Looking at the camera like " The Viet-Cong? Oh no! I work on Saturdays! I'm doomed! i find it weird that they can afford such expensive mods, but dont understand the fact that those mods make them EVEN MORE of a gank target But I thought the satellites had a crazy zoom amount. I hear some military ones can zoom down to 6cm of detail. ...this photo made me cringe a little. ive screamed and cried before if i see those darting around my house... i couldnt imagine doing what you're doing sudden clarity... Your stepfather married your half sister? I saw boobs yeah it wasn't exactly gnarly... But nonetheless good I suppose! Meh, I hope she gets better... but all the while looking at the pic and writing this I thought that if her head is the size of a lemon... how can a lemon sized tumor be removed? Raven: my thots exactly !! 2:00 in the morning...saw the picture...that's cool, not like I wanted to sleep or anything *Hm.. what's this?* o.o *Oh...* I've never watched *any* of them. Any movie that is based on a book by Stephenie Meyer....... I like to think that his tone - or lack thereof - comes from being shot in the friggin' head. I mean, he sounded fine before all that Is this supposed to make sense? What school do you go to where you can go to sleep at 3pm in the afternoon.. expecting to wake up the next morning at 7am? dem hotkeys... WTF?! Goddamit you are are SO FIT! Yeah but exploration is pretty common. Interesting point! My immediate thought was the current era because of how social policies are changing to favor equality. But maybe future eras already have equality that wins Oh god, the youtube comments Isn"t Balthazar a male name? It's face is between it's shoulders. It has lipstick on Fun Fact 2: The liquid helium system for MRI makes a "chirp" sound when in operation (which is 24/7). The MRI tech at our hospital once told me that: "If the birdie stops singing, we are very much FUCKED There is a precedent? This gets curiouser and curiouser. oh god oh god oh god I'm left handed and I use a white lighter better then fairbanks :( no ABC here or arbys It's stuff like this that makes me proud to be a microsoft fan :D either way this would be amazing to get picked, i need more skyrim just finished my spliff and i already feel munchies Jared Allen. Mullets... mullets everywhere Mother of IP Wow, you okay bro? Just purchased the 6-day boost as well. I see myself spending wayyyyy too much on this game's add-ons. What happened? It is! My boyfriend currently lives in CT and just finished up at UConn. Enfield is probably our first choice... pretty central location for the two of us. I did find a few listings on the site you posted. Hopefully he can check them out next weekend. Its killing me, as a woman, to not be able to view apartments myself! First I was like "eh". Then I was like "hmmmm". Then I was like Maybe Tarlokk took care of her too? Oh that's so smart. Up until the Yakone flashback I was like, "Come on, Korra! Katara overpowered Hama." And then Isn't this the latest model? Discovery Set is 180.. The only Shine On i can find is 380.. I'm another London resident in need of some real geek friends. I've gone to a few "geek" meetups and well... none of them were geeks. Not one person there could code How.....and why.....would anyone think of combining those two???? Well that seems odd haha. I'll wake up at 2 or 3 all the time but just fall back asleep instantly. You say that it is because someone is watching me? Maybe a bit of an exaggeration there by Mertens Now you get downvoted Thanks for expanding on mc2222's explanation. I like your description of what it could take to invert a human being. Holy shit you're right! If this were the whole world map, Kalimdor and the Eastern Kingdoms would be right next to each other! I never thought of that I need whatever job it is your half an ounce a week friend has Whaa? No way. He looks completely Polynesian It's clear now why It would be your regular mug...? Hm, you're changing gear to mf before champ dies? Why doesn't it reset NV? For a person so "smart" you sure changed your major a lot. I'm still craving Dragon Age: 3! Hopefully BioWare won't give their original Origin fans the middle finger like they did with DA: II Good man, I'm glad I accepted them into my little a bundle of warmth and a place to survive, I hope they all managed to make it back outside ok on their own. Like I said I never considered harming them once, because like any other living breathing thing, Whether it be something an simple as an insect or as far as another person looking for a warming place outside freezing hell to help survive I'm open arms, As long as they're not harmful to me or my pets I seen no reason not to be a kinda sport and let them hibernate for a while Some of my friends were kinda like Thanks! Hope you get some pain killers soon. How are you 120 DG on a 1 defence account that issn't even maxed This is amazing. Gleam II is an awesome EP. You have some pretty frickin awesome guitar skills. I think the whole EP lives at capo on third fret If so, it will be tough but not impossible. Their gross is still quite high (we will know more after this weekend) and - as many have pointed out - they still didn't open in Japan which is supposed to be quite a large market. However, I'm no expert in this field, I'm just guessing. ¯\ I didnt think it was - just an issue ive encountered since for once, im not the tallest person! It almost looks like a furbolg, but that would be impossible. So much drama from this one glance. Vaa ji! Yep, same here... years of it.... You... you cracked the code I couldn't get any farther than that. I dearly wish I could unsee my god qxc got a haircut? Congratulations. And nice rock Who poops sideways?! Inhaling Antimatter smoke from burning plant antimatter is also detrimental to your antimatter lungs... I always asked how... Though one of my friends roommates got trashed and peed on his floor. Then my friend threw a towel on it to clean it up and in the morning his roommate was like hey you left a wet towel on the floor so I put it on your bed. What do you mean Frenzy DPS? Tim Roth + Liam Neeson x swords = Father's day is 17 of june? I thought it was already You drank 800 beers in 2 months? 40 is a lot for a B&B! I'm more surprised he knew how to spell those words correctly. They aren't exactly in children's books... That'd be way too much for a bike in that condition I herd Hitler was atheist That's never happened to me before. No, this is not solipsism That stare How the hell does ANYTHING survive being hit by a train? Do some pushups no wonder its "difficult to get a grip" then I guess you're the only one allowed to sit in the sweet spot dead center of the theater? Holy crap, I've been a French redditor for 12+ months and never noticed Wow, interesting. HELP ME, MEOW! O_o I waited until I was 18 to get my learner's permit. Honestly I'm pretty sure waiting has saved me a lot of crashes There are secret bases in generation 3?! Isn't it said about two man, and not about 2 women in the bible? Wow, Pop said more than 4 words in an interview. [4realz] He's said the same about front squats. Holy shit, when I first saw this thread, I didn't see the link that said "Called It" Before I clicked the comic from farther away I thought it was a dildo Yeah but think about it, in a time where we are in dire need of more jobs isn't littering in a cinema making work! Wait! You're the 1% job creators that Fox is always on about! Ok wow, so I just made it. It was 88F Thursday with massive humidity (it stormed for like 5 minutes when we arrived around noon), 93F Friday with more humidity, 96F Saturday with brutal sun and humidity, and 99F Sunday... Those are just the actual temps, not even the heat indices. Some folks are just plainly strange... Especially when they say you have a nice watch.... I hope you're freezing some of that. That's a lit if meat. Am I the only one who can't stop staring at her feet? They are so small it doesn't seem proportionally accurate.. maybe it is just the angle? what is it storing/eating? It looks like a cheese poof, or a packing peanut. Creepy texture pack... I kind like it Waaaait... how does your question relate to your story? question! Are you serious? skyrim? / We still have those at every bank in Nebraska... I wasn't aware they ever got rid of them. Is your name Emily? They made more Yep, bleeding nails was my first idea... You're Playing Deadpool? Problem with most financial advisors: making money off of fees/commissions without providing value to clients. Act like experts - only have marketing degree Where do you go to school? Wow, you're awesome! Yeah, they really are. .GIF form would be cool, eh? If you paced it right, you could watch it at about the speed he did It's almost like humans can't be properly governed in large groups. Da fuck is going on? AWESOME? At first I thought you were talking about the Health Globe Grant ... Most RB's change weight every year I just bought one. I'll update if it fits. Oops... Making money has nothing to do with good music...they make money because record companies & MTV push that shit hard to kids/dumb chicks who have no idea about good music. Just because I think it sucks means I've fallen out of touch with the times? I'm not old at all, I just think my generation listens to a lot of crap. Most people think this stuff is bad. You're defending Lady Gaga & LMFAO.. Please tell me you listen to that stuff... Why would HR ever stop anything like this? When my last flatmate moved in, I think it was about 20 minutes before I said "Is your phone seriously going to beep every time you press a button?", with this face wtf <3 ILLUMINATI TRAIN ...Holy crap. Thanks jazerac! Spinal cord stimulator sounds intense Really This was 2 months ago. Yeah, he does look like Joel McHale there To me it looks like melting tadpoles. Same here! Holy fuck This whole thing is so hard to watch. I'm sad to say that despite the couple of times I've tried, I never made it through a whole episode or ahri. Would you happen to be in Memphis? Can't see what's wrong with that Surprisingly, I'm not banned yet....this post might be the one to do me! What if you are him? You're right. No other all kill comes close! MKP is sick I agree. Everyone had a bad time with that xD and it took forever to finish. < No, it crashed by it's own accord. my issue is error 3007 "Disconnected from server"...even though I never "connect" What's the latency from the back of it to the front screen in ms? ... Wow. Being a mod of /r/politics matters very little to me. I don't even have that much interest in politics- and even told those guys when they voted me in. I also don't spend a lot of time in the spam queue or being the first to respond to mod mail. I prefer to be involved in macro discussions about how communities can be improved at large (turning the whole ship so to speak). They know that about me and yet they still keep me on the roster. \ Dee Snider eats congress DAYUM!!! How do you quickly download all of that from imgur? Wow, holy shit. I preordered the Konami style one in case that was going to happen, but I seriously didn't expect it to sell out that quickly. Did your friend blow up a continent that he is grounded for 97.30 days ...And you never got rid of it? Do you live alone Thanks for linking to an "insider" article that we can't read. I don't know if you've seen HIMYM. But in one episode, barney calculated a girls age by whether or not she liked Ewoks. If she was before the age of 10 when it came out she was under 30 and if she was over she was like 40 or something. yea.... Is it reddit or is it you spending increasingly more time on reddit? You cant get dps in a helm socket. yeah, congratz on what was essentially a rape. question is...did you try?!? What little chance he had to graduate from college you just destroyed, diablo III is just...like that man. A soul sucker from HELL Oh my god. That. That might be the most detailed picture of an iris ever. BACONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( This is how I die ( I had one of those moments where you realise only too late 'I have to spit these out Thanks for the replies guys. Didn't realize this was a lady bug YOU USED TO LIVE ON LI what if it wasn't mayo What if she's not being abused and is just discovering her body? It's an episode of something, child. I do like the Snap of the Week idea. If the subreddit becomes popular (which I feel like it will considering my post was on the front page of Reddit somehow They have a name for it I want it so much Unless he's cumming in his pants Do you? \\( MAYBE FOR SOME woah It's terrifying Your eyes This indeed. I hope not too many people thought that means root. NICE cock;) But for a second I thought that was a pool of blood underneath you Well it's not i just they don't have i don't what. Did you just imply that 81 pace is slow You can record with afterburner "Sharia-Law" That is the one with honor killings right... You're a dad? Rice Krispies... I can see the sounds I love your photo shop skills..... I'm a female, haha. I don't know if I'm treading dangerous waters by admitting that, but I'm insinuating it makes me biased if I admit I'm a woman? wait are those bullets bouncing off of bane's chest @ :57? Damn...those are some beautiful eyes Farming spot? The link was purple and I hadn't even clicked on this submission. This is very true. But this guy probably takes the cake haha This is a thing of Beauty :') I busted a nut when I saw the Dawnguard Trailer but now after reading all this I cannot wait for this DLC any longer. I WANT IT NOW What the hell did I just play? White walkers riding giant ice-spiders? DAT FORESKIN. What part are you from? Everyone I know in Columbus (where I'm from) calls them drunk plates. Yeah, no shit. Thank god we don't have that, that looks creepy Wait what? Mine does on OP's just not on the comments It should be obvious that they were trying to be hokey as fuck. Dude talks to Non-Specific-Action-Figure, has an attention-reliant douche for a friend, gets contacted by OctoG123 who immediately wants to be the guy's best friend -- all the characters are deliberately pathetic, it's clearly set up that way. Am I the only one that realized this as I was watching? Rofl I did this same drawing I had one on my back that I accidentally scratched off. I was rather shocked when it happened. I liked that mole. It was my liminal mole. It stood at the boundary of No Scratch Land. One day I reached back and scratched further than I thought I could and... well. _Plink_. Off went the mole. It didn't even hurt. What's a sconnie? Girl on the right looks like my very straight-edge ex. Had to double take As someone from the frontpage that hasn't watched this show, could you explain it a little more? The last panel suggests something sexual; does it have something with her being on a period or something and having her period blood controlled Since when are the mods active here? Those aren't everywhere...? I'm confused Your house could be on a sacred indian burial ground Something about prices going up so there can be more cabs on Friday and Saturday nights, but no action on drivers refusing to take people where they want to go, despite that being completely illegal Jail Maybe Amon payed for the self defense and he brain washed Asami without Mr. Sato knowing it. Remember how Jet never knew he was brain washed, possibly the same thing? Non the less very interesting theory and prediction. IMO there will be some moral struggle in the end of the season having to do with Asami, whether it be with Makorra or her Father or both Dat Demon crown! Post script relevant to thread? Yeah if you have an authenticator attached to your account its almost impossible to get hacked. Enjoy !! Also what class and server are you on? Wait...you're only 55 pounds?!?! I completely forgot that story, I was just thinking "why would a kid have his finger in a dirty great wall? he must be talking about Wow, that was really hard to follow lol you sound like my gf. Are you my gf you've been to a gynecologist that young?! Holy shit, I'm 17 and I've never been to a gynecologist! That works too! A long as you give a If a woman won't go on a second date with you because she slept with you on the first date... Links from other blogs & videos, potentially valuable insights (not so much this one)...I'm not used to these sorts of links on the official website. How old is he, he looks like he's about 16/17 So, sorted out my jar... 8 Glee episodes later... I am Greek, my name is Antonis.Am i next? 20k? The hell? Mine probably cost $2500. With a short ceremony, no speeches, and lots of homemade food *and* wine. If I'm gonna spend 20k, I'll buy a car. You can cook cereal ... but now you identify as pansexual? That's not exactly "straightened out" Yeah, it seems so obviously and overtly creepy. It must be that people hear it so much that they forget to really listen. But, c'mon! It's a stalker song! Considering he's been a Redditor for 4 years, I'd say he's well aware of how things work around here. Or at least I hope he is. ... and this is something that *everyone* should know? nah, we're both just asian More like you sideboard and "accidentally" fumble an island. The opponent will be so confused. He'll be like....is this guy playing the same deck I saw game 1? BUT WHAT IF I'M NOT THIRSTY?!!! Wait, so it only has like dumbbells and treadmills? Why is this unconventional? The lady who lives above me does the same thing PRAISE JESUS PRAISE JESUS GET IT OUT OF HIM PRAISE JESUS!!! its like Why is Wolverine killing Blade? Tiny ninja My parents use the same excuse I'm a size 33 waist. For a 5'11 guy it seems like a huge one though Mine is volume up and volume down. Does anyone *really* want to admit they've been knocked down by JB? Holy shit. You're saying that people can't normally hear dog whistles or tv frequencies? IronStylus finna come in here and make shit real, dude I wouldn't be as concerned about the fire cape, I would be more concerned about playing 50-100 soul wars games They can only hurt you if you let them. OH. MAH. GEEZUS. Boyfriend's grandfather passed away, went to mass with him (haven't been in a church since I was probably three)... the mass was in Italian, boyfriend doesn't speak it but he's been to church so many times knows the "routine". Every once in a while people would bend down to pray, I was clueless so just sat there like you can hear dog whistles? 2 crates 2 strange items Yeah I work at one in New Jersey, they sure have an almost cult like following here. That works out for better and worse, because some costumers get PISSED when we're out of certain shit that only wegmans has From the numbers he provided, it actually means 28.62% This is almost identical to many of the debates and arguments I've seen on several martial arts subreddits about traditional martial arts vs. MMA Really? Mine were more Not strongly nearsighted, 1.75-2. Maybe I should be expecting some problems. Soooooo. That's my building I get "cannot connect to arbiter server" followed by a "Thanks for playing" and a link to buy the game. For god's sake, nobody tell /r/MensRights i looked through some of the other pictures, and i came by one that say raver wife....what is this..how do i aquire one Wait... you think Final Fantasy Tactics is UNDERrated? Wow, so many holidays Wait. Did you kidnap her or call her fat, ugly, or stupid or were you the one being kidnapped or called fat, ugly, or stupid? I've never even heard of this stuff until this thread and now I -must- have some. Are you guys saying the vikings had advanced medicinal knowledge far ahead of it's time? I thought they were just bloodthirsty farmers Meeting the girl's dad is gonna hurt big time! Y u on Reddit? tradelist? I went snorkeling in the ocean and none of the fish bothered me even when they unexpectedly brushed against me. What freaked me out most was when I dived in and realized how deep the water was. I immediately felt trapped when all I could see was walls of seaweed. oh no, i dont like to be hugged... but i touch every buzz cut. Just wow... amazing GIF ...and this time .. with Moon. Oh fuck, this is perfect. I usually have my xbox set up on another monitor so I can use that for sc2 now This didn't actually involve a bug, but when I was a kid I accidentally shut my finger in the car door and screamed bloody murder. My dad thought I was just screaming at a bug and so didn't rush to my aid, and so of course I kept screaming. Then he turned the corner and was like Ohhhhh shit Link please. For science not personal shopping purposes... I am surprise how you dont have an auto attack or signature spell but just venom itself do the dmg TENZIN IS CAVE JOHNSON. Yea, Im the same way. Once I was in the cafeteria at college all by myself in the corner. I just wanted to eat my lunch in solitude. These two smoking hot chicks sat by me and left their purses and asked if the table was open and I said yea. As soon as they got up to eat I left. I chose being alone over two hot chicks. What was i thinking? What did he do? sounds bloody awesome! If Dany spent 3 episodes in Quarth... assuming the show gets as far as DwD, how long will she spend in Meereen..? I swear I saw this sometime this week Maybe he is actually right and we are all doing it wrong I wonder what she's doing right at this moment... I also have a promo cancel, nearheath stalker, dismember, and acidic slime. I thought you were a girl at 5 years old. But at that age, gender hasn't fully kicked-in here. Live in river north and eat at Gib$ons in the Viagra triangle?.. I'm guessing NONE of you have seen the commercials. Where do those links come from? he's like the catch me if you can dude i went from -.- to Is that much chlorine healthy to drink? Lol, picturing that was like So, roughly the dimensions of The Kingpin from Spider Man comics? Going to have so many fantasies about this. Damn, just googled it and its a completely different company to the english one I coughed up my lungs after reading that... Was so beautiful, but that was unexpected Almost a NSFW warning on this. ...and I thought I was the only one .. I'm not exaggerating and I don't live in a poor area. I actually have a house in a very nice area. The guy came out and said I have issues cause my connection is too good. WELL NOW THAT YOU'VE PUT ME ON THE SPOT things i need to say escape me, like... like... like... scattering pigeons in the city when people run toward them like maniacs. I genuinely don't think I've ever heard or smelt a girl fart Not me, but I happen to know somebody who gets turned on by the smell of "new car scent" air fresheners. Holy crap I had no freaking idea. Maybe I already commented, with a throwaway? I love this movie, but it messed me up so much. To be completely honest I never knew of a gin martini This explains why I toilet seats in public bathrooms of a known redneck neighborhood never seem to exist ( I remember seeing this guy on tv like ten years ago. His name cracked me up, and my cousin and I called his hotline because they were giving away free "miracle spring water" that you anointed your hands with to bless yourself in all ways (we were like 14, so we were easily amused...still are, actually). When we got it in the mail, my mom was all, "What the hell is this?" ok, so it doesn't show next to your name within comments but i see it next to your name below your post... First 100 hours Small world.... I went to highschool with both of those guys. And accessing someone's logged in account can get you into as much trouble legally as using malicious software to gain access to an account ... What an awesome username. ... Ok, I'm interested in the Ho-oh and Azumarill. Together with the Flareon, according to Troll and Toad that's worth $2.85, and the lot of trainers is worth $7.75 (I didn't realize the Junk Arm was worth so much That's the first time someone tells me I'm cool... I wrote the policy? I got 21 cats... and then... Only two weeks in? How did you finish cycling so quickly? There... There are no words. Wow, I actually got 12 cats in a row and then... You know... might they *both* be stunt doubles? Why new strategy always come from EU ... this is fucking insane but, I know this feel... almost exactly... I thought they were gonna turn around only to reveal they had a penis.. Thank god Not that much bigger that is so horrifically disturbing to me for some reason... Jazz fusion is one of the parents of prog metal, is that not enough? Or is there a whole jazz fusion subreddit that I'm missing out on? Niggaupload.com... And then some! Well, its mentioned on the syllabus that there will be 2 pop quizzes, but I just find it unreasonable that he won't allow me to retake one of the quizzes just because I missed one of the 30+ days I've had the class this quarter. The fact that pop quizzes are even worth such a large portion of your grade is already ' or a knife I think I played with her last night... Its an understandable and rational fear. I've seen some shit I totally got a Dr.Who vibe... how they can forget to write such things into the official patch log ... i mean a new weapon ?? Never had that happen before, and I've lost count of how many times I've been there. Yeah, I tried to google something like "cakes without yolks", but seems that the most popular option is angel food cake, that is perfectly white, ok, but calls for something like 12 egg whites ( was NPH just "some actor" in 2004? Vocals + jaw surgery? Wow that is nice. Anyone leveling an alt would pay quite a bit I honestly didn't. Maybe it's just that I don't like that this is inevitably heading into the "that guy beat me on ladder, so obviously he is hacking" direction. I guess I'm just weird like that... Have you never even seen the multiple episodes of The Simpsons where it was referenced? Not to mention many other TV shows and movies? Those Tits Why does he take Summoners Wrath and go Flash cleanse You probably don't want a motorcycle then. As safe as you can be, someone will randomly drive into you. When it happened to me, the person pulled an illegal u-turn out of the shoulder across a double yellow, hitting me along the way. I want to have your beautiful babies Cats can fly now? You know Happy has like a 80% winrate in TvZ, right? And that they've used Yoda as their ace more than once, and he has delivered? I don't see why people like you think they can coach a korean team better than someone who does it for a living Wait... you don't have to buy RP? I still have mine somewhere tucked away. Gotta find 'em So damn sick...perfect GSTL record...9 wins in a row...just a damn impressive performance man Ex girlfriend stopped talking her birth control on purpose without telling me near the end of our relationship. I have a fear of open water and waking up with a missing kidney gar, are all your shows at MGM sold out till December? Well really, in the infinity of time and space, we've all beaten the game countless times on every difficulty yes thats exactly what it is. I've even heard, "You're so well spoken for **one of them**" She *is* 19, but i doubt any self-thinking 19yo would be looking for attention. oh cheesenips.... this is a real thing! Those awkward times you know someone IRL The Doritos guy strikes again! The apple pie with cheese is actually suggested in the Betty Crocker cook book. Random fact I know. Oh, didn't know that :P well, I guess negative 12 votes isn't too bad Q-Q. These people on this site are mean as hell At first, I thought the South Park episode that shows that was just making fun of the Mormons, and I thought it was funny as hell. When I found out, I had this reaction: ^ __ ^..."it's so funny"...O_O "it's true?!"... How do you install the mod? I downloaded the file but I have no idea where to place it A bowl of nails, so what? Without any milk? When I first read this I thought you meant you had sex in the shower with your best friend and all of his friends Is that last part a reference to the show My Boys? So we're simultaneously the 2nd highest *and* 102nd highest? This post confuses me someone should tell Katniss not to use her teeth... I had a not so great reaction to it. Gave me stomach pain off and on. Plus it made my skin horribly sensitive to sun light. It was so weird walking around outside actually feeling like my skin was sizzling Holy shit, you are incredibly sexy. lol, I think it's the mesh for its tail... Put honey on your face to help deal with acne and scars, or even scars from old acne *do your parents know your on the interwebs?* I don't know whether to be really creeped out or just a coincidence that my name is Josh... My cat likes to suck himself off....so there's that. Suction noises and everything That's amazing. I am in retail as well, I had a woman come up and tell me about hot good looking and intelligence her two boys (about my age) are... and that she would send them around Sounds like an aim bot. WTF does that even mean? No problem. It was pretty obvious though. you win sir At first it wasn't that impressive...a beer in 3 minutes. Then the gif looped back around Women tend to be undervalued, and women entering a lowish-level field can sometimes have a devaluing effect on the field, rather than an upgrading( Is...is Bart making upvotes? Subliminal messaging When did i start reading nosleep I have great teeth apparently. Students from a dentist college even took pictures of them. I thought games were supposed to be fun. Why the hell would you make the playthrough slow and painful with no running or text skipping? We had a guy who decided to start googling about the dangers of wireless having noticed that the wireless access point for the office was close to him. He then demanded that we moved him away from it. I don't want to freak you out, bro, but your comment has exactly 84 words. Coincidence? Apparently I have offended someone WAT. 2.5 years? This is legit That is mildly disturbing that your doctor doesn't know much about ritalin being a stimulant, being that it's so common and ADHD is on the rise. Really?? I knew he had made a trip to the Spirit world, but I never knew it was to find his son! I always wondered how the mechanics worked when lizards mate. I figured it was plain ol face to face missionary. I always thought twice about googling "lizard sex" Who knew meat was a color!? Were you even watching the stream?! I ignored your post and went to r/spaceclops... I.....I just don't know what to say except whoever reads this, don't go! Promise me you won't go! Woah, that's a bit much. Didn't know they had a big blokus There were flying pikmin? Jesus titty-fucking Christ. That girl is beautiful! This one time, I was walking in a busy downtown section with my sister who looks quite like me. This weird, slightly psychotic looking man comes up to my sister and I and talks about the weirdest shit. He mistaken my sister for my girlfriend first of all -which was very weird and fucked up, lol- and then proceeded to talk about things such as religion and other things that I can't really recall. He then proceeded to talk about masturbation and how it was okay while stating that masturbating in the shower was bad, while I was just nodding looking confused. I was like, what the fuck just happened... Now suddenly, I really don't feel like Amon is the villain I needed to quickly pick up a few things at Whole Foods one day. I walk fairly quickly in general, but was going even faster than my usual pace. This lady gets in front of me and thwarts my efforts to pass repeatedly. I try not to tailgate and to ease back, and she continues to block me. Then out of nowhere she turns around and yells "Well Fuck you then!" and storms off. Was that the Northern line? I think I may have seen her too I had similar dreams as a kid, but swimming flippers were a requirement for me to achieve liftoff. It was pretty much like scuba diving in the air. Yeah, Siberian husky. Male dog was definitely purebred (we had papers and everything), female dog's status was a bit questionable - she was definitely a husky, but as to whether or not her familial line had inbreeding.. well What is this pikachu colored pichu you speak of? then you saved alot more money on cigs i think. Its at least 5$ a pack Man this is hard on a phone. Okay, i already replied more about the dog's reaction and that's a good chunk of it. Read that part. Aside from that, I was sleeping in my mother's boyfriend's living room on the couch and adjacent to the living room is a sort of tiny sitting room that isn't big enough for anything so he would just use it to store books as a tiny library. I saw the alien over there and most of it's body was hidden by a bookshelf. I woke up in the middle of the night and looked over at my dog, or his dog really, and she was looking over towards that side of the room. I look and I saw the alien. Now me, whenever I'm very scared I tend to do a deer in headlights thing, so I just kind of stared it down and it stared back at me. The freaky part is my mother and her boyfriend at the time were talking upstairs. I could see their shadows when I glanced up because I wanted somebody to come down and I guess save me. They were having a distinct conversation and I remembered it word for word when I asked her about it the next morning. That makes me feel like I couldn't of been asleep. But when I looked at the alien, it looked at me, I looked back, and we sort of just stared each other down. It didn't do anything or make any sort of noises, but it was giving me this expression like, "uhhhh, can you see me?" and I'm like giving this "yeah, i can totally see you Damn. I'd jump all over that if I could. So.... 7 minutes of completely unimaginable pain...? I really like that... Do you have a link to it? No pun intended.... Huh, I guess I and my parish are more Anglo-Catholic leaning than I thought. Is this serious I might make you stay there and stare at me so i can look at your eyes. how do you make it very far on the internet without javascript enabled he helped kill the screensavers I am having varying opinions on it so far. I am evil, pls play me ! Can you imagine doing all those combines? OMG WHY???? I watch TONS of horror(Japanese included) and I have never freaked the shit out like that before! I was even semi-prepared after reading the comments before even clicking the link. NEVER AGAIN. mustard eggs sounds even worse than ketchup eggs. Epic Grandma Are you sure he wasn't a ghost? EVERYTHING. Oh Christ that first one! I don't think my poor little car would go that fast Forget Canada, look at certain Mexican states...age of consent is puberty His defiler This is GENIUS!!! ( Karma=money? Sorry but cansomeone explain this to me? *Son of a bitch, I was just reading about reading about things you were just reading.* Is your handbrake a sword handle? Or maybe he doesn't let her sleep on the ground. Wow, I had no idea. Look at that monkey on the right Don't worry, I'm making sure I don't fall out the window.... This restores my faith in Ohio-kind! :D Thanks for representing us well, Meghan! Unlike that guy who made it with a picnic table... I am indeed curious - can't find many bugs at all atm Completely unrelated to makeup, but in that first picture, is that like....a terrycloth jumper? To wear after you shower, instead of trying to wrap a stupid towel that never stays up?? I apologize for digging this up, but those tree house villages would go great in the new Jungle biome. TIL Charlie from Friends is Lana in Archer If you google "Surrealism", this picture pops up...I actually saw this picture on google images about an hour ago while doing an art project. So yes, VERY wtf Well, I'd imagine it's due to the fact that we have our own hair. We don't want to see/feel/rub yours. I mean, even most women complain about a male dangle being overly hairy. And, I've never heard of death threats being issued over a woman not shaving? What is that? He already smokes outside (another thing he thinks we don't know). He uses the fabric softner sheets to wrap up his bags of weed in, then stashes it in the ceiling of the closet in his bedroom. He used to put it in the dresser. When he went to college it took months to air that damn thing out. Why doesn't he just keep it in a mason jar like his dad? There's some pretty good detective work going on in there.. It's been on the books since the 1200s in Nashville, TN? OMG, I thought the karmanaut theme was a joke, but he's a moderator here? Even around family members? I think this belongs on r/WTF I've seen this Soldier before. Sexual deviant? Hmmm, you're right Nope. Doesn't look actually 100%* free either Wow, just woke up and what a response. hmm. I don't do pony runs myself so maybe I'm wrong on gems then. How about that by the way? Better than seigebreaker? I tried it once myself -gave my friend who already had a lower level staff a bunch of money to finish it. Got my ass kicked the instance had THREE elites with vortex I have 5 of those cameras I especially liked unintentionally full-screening the picture on my 720p display. Holy balls. That's terrifying There's...there's more with them? I just started the 4th season. I don't think I can handle that. Hahaha yeah, not sure where that thumbnail came from Sure is! Perhaps we haaaave met. Anyways, I need to hit the hay. Let me know what you think! Sorry this was a bit confusing, this is my first trade SaviorSC2? Erm....does anyone know who that is, or might it be *the* Savior? Oh dear lord Yeah, that's... very silly. Wow. $45 as i recall the daniel book pretty much says that main stream science puts the date @ 587 but then uses logical fallacies to support the 607 date.. cart before the horse, as it were.. ''it's right b/c we need the dates to match up desperately, the bible is inspired of god because the bible said it's inpired by god and god let us know it's inspired through the bible." Wow, and 16 years with holes in you hearth? hid the other pebble? Yeah, same here! Portapros are easy to distinguish, heh. There's this guy in my COGS 101C class who always has his M50's around his neck in the front row. Saw a V-moda LP2, and even some guy rocking out to Custom IEMs a few times! So many machop Oddly enough, I received a strange text message saying "I've got your back." from an unknown number like a year or two ago. I still have no idea who that person was. Without reading them, I can only imagine how many comments say "porn". He wasn't THAT creepy until he removed his hooves. Then it was I thought it was a dude "came" into a box for 3 years and tried to burn it. You seriously type your name in all caps? For the longest moment those veins looked "caved-in" to me. that was the most painful thing ive had to (struggle to) read...and its only 9.30am TIL a lot of people genuinely hate the TL forum... I wasn't being serious What do you think am I getting too good at this? How do you convince someone to take that job? "You'll be fine! We won't let them get you. The last seven were just accidents, we're learning." Oh rly? sexy pharmacist I saw this on Tosh.0 first I wish I played long enough to get that joke or what I said that you are actually referencing. I can't believe there is a video for this. Is there really another way to get a pick out of a guitar? Whenever I got in trouble she'd say I'm gona smack you so much that your skull will become putty. TIL TYMND still exists What the hell i have my sound off, so that's all i could think of So does mine...my sister and my aunt are also both nurses, and every one of them has said this to me...on separate occasions... Im surprised I forgot about that one I didn't know there were people that did that I actually uninstalled the game and re-installed to a black HD, worked rather well although the screen still breaks apart occasionally and it stutters every once in a while. When I pull the resolution down it gets really blurry. I think my heart skipped a beat there, and this thing isn't even mine I honestly don't know Gives new meaning to I can't see how it's even fun to play like this... I don't know what is more disturbing. This or the dog raping the poor chicken two pictures over on imgur... Peanut butter in the fridge? Grammar please! It's a bull person. The guy is scary This is the least complicated illadelph ive ever seen Communism...pedophiles... Damn. Your kind of ridiculously hot. Isn't the ladder locked? Huh... That's weird! That is amazing...but the coffee hadn't kicked in yet and I wondered where all the Nuclear Aircraft that it was carrying around went. I gave those to my cat once. Insta projectile vomiting. Never again. Agreed. I was really surprised to see this... but then why bother even playing right now in Inferno until the patch is released? It will be so much easier... I will give you my firstborn child for that CTTS vinyl. Swear to god. Diablos! No habia visto ese tech demo Why would she date/marry a black man if she's racist? Dafuq did I just read? where is that from ? I got to use calculators for everything except math classes when I did my eng degree I've spent 980 games worth of time playing League of legends. Each game averages about 30 minutes, so there's 490 hours. I thought I played a lot but 1000 hours is just insane. Yea, it would if a Tauren had a bounty on you head. A lot of people use Gmail now because it links so easily to portable Android devices. I can't believe people are surprised that almost all of them are using it Oh noes! I do this all the time... Surprised no one is talking about Buhlitz mid air flag pass to ZP jumping out of the Shrike. Shit was epic I'm going to end up screwed by a mechanic. I know nothing about cars. Maybe I don't know any better judging from the comments on here, but I really like that blazer. Yeah, well as a pastor he's probably gonna keep believing in God. Or secretly hide his doubts. BRO...!She wants yo banana! Burnham* This us thr first time ever my eyes actually went You were doing 50 with icy roads?! Oh, yeah, let's jump Obama for not being *black enough* shall we? My fps are really server dependent. On some servers I get literally 5 fps. Then I switch servers and suddenly it's smooth as silk. And in my experience the fps become worse the longer I play Is mint.com safe to use? Sprained my wrist while reading a book. Friend's 10 year old bother asked me " you dont know who Maddie is Blood...sneezing... so, 412 km/h... a car that does 270 mph... Is this a real movie? A wheelbarrow is a class 2 fulcrum on wheels These videos have incredible quality I once swallowed a 50 pence coin when I was 5 whilst lying on the sofa. My mum made me poo in a potty for a week to see if it came out, God knows if it's still in there somewhere Well...you know...I don't need to get married anyway you have to do service hours for your high school's graduation requirement? Now that is some creepy shit. Google Maps have changed for the navi on Android, too. Was werided out coming from from Stauton and getting directions from the navi That's actually the best ending so far... Yes. A bar. Obviously. Wow... I read it fluidly without the typos... what if you are Drac's long lost brother? I ran into him at a bar in OKC one night earlier this year. Hopefully, then, he had friends driving him around Oh my...I think I just fell in love with your eyes. He looks like a puppet from some French educational show I watched as a kid. Don't give away our secret! I read that as "shit in busy parking lots" thought something completely different when i read "peephole" Look at the bright side: At least you don't have a kid together. I find this creepy for some reason... Are you downvoting OP because you disagree with him? You are two high school girls?? Are you me? Star Topaz price are ridiculous. I rather make it myself I have gotten random NF requests lately, but like over the past two days, which is scary because of the CG'er spike lately All you can drink? Mana burn Holy shit.. the injuries were a broken neck, collarbone, lower back, pelvis, ribs, sternum and both arms as well as two collapsed lungs and second-degree burns.. Which is why most questions are asked twice so that you'll trip yourself. who said he escaped My son turns 20 next month. Whooooaaaa, what a douchebag! yeah, i saw it lol What a behemoth I'm so confused Yeah. Why *do* our legs itch? His skin looks like Bayonetta's hair I swore i saw techies on cyborgmatt's stream Are you equating homosexuality with paiderastia What happens in the basement? oh god shes so beautiful This isn't Lina cosmetics for Pudge, it's actually the exact opposite. Looks like one of those things from Silent Hill. How are they levelling? Holy shit, I've never seen the second video No haha, I meant the folklore and legend surrounding it.. Unless you're not at liberty to discuss it i counted 1200 Wow. I went from a 34B to a 30DD I just imagined katniss shouting that. You are now Katniss. I can't see the bubble either Lovin the package, as is great and oh how I like those nipples [ I heard a comedian once say that if you play YMCA, white people lose their minds, and everyone just has to stop what they are doing and dance. I used to DJ at weddings and such, and it is no lies true. Besides, I think there was at least one white guy, wasn't there? My A8-3500M is overclocked from 1.5GHz to 2.2GHz, roughly 45%. With a mere 1.0625v iirc, just over the 1.05v stock for 1.5GHz and WELL below the 1.3v stock for 2.4GHz Turbo. Everything below 2.2GHz is undervolted in contrast to stock settings, my temps and battery are great. Prime95 stressing shows that my CPU is in the 45W range rather than 35W, which the package and cooling is still designed to handle. Since the iGPU is in the same package I suggest 2GHz as a good CPU clock for AI/physics-heavy games. You can test with Prime95 for CPU, MSI Kombustor (DX 11 Preferred) for GPU and HWinfo64 or Coretemp to watch your Celcius. My double-burn temps are just over 80 but generally at/below 75 gaming. The package is very sturdy, crazy guys repaste with Arctic Silver or IC Diamond and get up to 2.5GHz on stock cooling in the dv6....several did fancier cooling mods and achieved 100-120% overclock by putting a GPU heatsink across the flat heatpipes. Nexus Ops, Elder Sign, Hey That's my Fish (its so TINY!), and pre-ordered Descent 2nd Edition, along with two other people that want it now after I had them play Cataclysm from Descent 1st Edition I thought the same thing. Her excuse was "well he's always hard when I see it". Holy damn Weird, same thing has happened to me. Dat Paper Mario Wait thats a Monster Cliche statement about how hot you are I think, make lists (groceries, etc), write whatever I have to, in English... And I don't mean to, it just happens... And, I now even dream in English... Not sure, they hit my thread in /r/SquaredCircle, too The guy on the second floor at 3:55… wow Don't you?? When I was in high school (in Dominican Rep), I had a sex ed class toward the beginning of my senior year and the teacher asked what sex organs were. I raised my hand and said: clitoris to which another girl immediately asked what that was (I know). I told her what it was and she replied: That's not right, organs are inside your body and that thing you said is outside. The NEXT link I clicked on was down for maintenance I use a very thin dilute of coffee (aw man, it's too early in the morning to be writing in English...) and sprinkled a few nuggets of instants coffee on the wet pieve of paper - that made very convincing spots. to top it off, I let a couple of ketchup drops fall from a high altitude onto the paper. Once baked in the oven, it looks like dried blood well i gave it a shot.. typed in goldwraps for the name, and got nothing. i'm just confused in general. is this actually pulling data from the auction house? or is it just a list of all the items in the game? Why is more than 1 crazy? Agua Di Gio not even on here? There's a flat screen on the wall, though... My heart just skipped a beat. I still don't understand the point of SRS. So...they just take comments other people make and post them on their own subreddit, out of context? Okay.....that makes sense..... You will be my girlfriend. Not saying anything! Actually, it's just his hand. What, did you think he was hold the gun with? His mind? Well, on second thought... It's a bad game... If you think that was bad, you should check out some of the comments on the ACL's website That is such an awesome image ! There was this movie, where a star was turned human, fell in love with a man, had a wedding, then when kissing she started to "glow" All I could think is: That guy is gonna have some major cancer. ..... ME TOO!!! Are you and /u/TheKnightofNew the same person or did you both seriously just post the exact same comment within 3 minutes of each other with no relation whatsoever? Google calculator says that it is true. Therefore, the evidence is indisputable. those eyes Did *you?* ... Disregarding the creepy nature of your comment, why just his fingers? I have 9 more Pokemon than you, yet you have 562 more hours than I do. What did you do in all of that time? > I will be your gir-girl-GIRLFRIEND Um......... Why doesnt she blink 'I don't hate this piece of shit as much as I hate his fans. Especially his female fans.' Woah. * shudders* Those eyes! ...Did you sign up to Reddit while I wasn't looking? the last part is funny O_O ... >_> ... O_O ... <_< ... because eyes ( teh wahh? They deliver?! BB King is coming here > I haven't posted pictures because I've only lose 30 lbs so far and I don't see a difference but I do wonder. They're not going at each other I'm wondering why you still own that calculator That's like a kickstarter porn-parody Wow, I think that's one of the most terrifying things I've read here...."kitty style". I've bought a game off there, no issues. It worked well but for most games the prices are more expensive than buying retail over here Sounds platinum to me Out of all the comments, this one got me to honestly laugh out loud. It was the imagery. hmmmm so if it's soldered on then how am i gonna get cooling gel under it? So,when will the live demo begin?All i see is a Q/A............ Probably the same one responsible for the dreaded Skate-O-Rama... I still cower, to this day, whenever I see a *non-antigrav* roller rink... You have a Start menu with a Run item on it? Huh? shortcut? Woah, you're right ! I would love a job like this, have absolutely no fear of heights. But I'm afraid of flying. Maybe Adria *is* Belial, and *is* and incredible liar, so good in fact that we could all beat the game multiple times and not realize that when Adria escapes after reviving Diablo that it was the finial piece of his great plan to destroy all the other primevils, and our greatest victory is actually our greatest defeat oh my god The first pass didn't catch hardly anything, it just glided over the hair (and the shaving cream, surprisingly Fantasi (or was is Fantasia, can't remember) was the kind of magazine I would spend my allowance on. There was no internet and it was during that time I first read about a man who eats children. My first intro to the world of serial killers. at the end of the mission (video coming soon) my kill tally went up quite a bit. I think the enemies I shot took some time to bleed out. I really just need to be a better shot I think he also said he ended up selling a lot of his really valuable cards at YCS Long Beach. He said he unloaded like 1000+ cards there I don't know how people thought it was possible in the first place, you have no idea of this person's ip, or anything really Woah, I got a reply from the composer Nice try "Big Brother" This is so detailed and brilliant and I don't have enough words to thank you... alright these memes are starting to freak me out.. ...Where was this taken? I swear this is the church that my parents attend Conan the Barbarian soundtrack I really hope people aren't making these OAG memes based off of personal experiences How uncommon are donner kebabs where you come from? what are the odd's that she is under 18.. and I just watched child porn. TIL that Lucille Ball and I share a birthday a lot, also i have never been on /r/shitredditsays so maybe i don't get it it doesn't bother me that it's a girl's face. people in general can get so weird OP says he tired of people bitching , so this guy thinks this is the appropriate place to bitch. you just said "It's not an angry language" and then followed it up by talking about smashing things. No usb 3. Maybe I'll need it one day Yes actually because I shoot with them... Some people are paying thousands of dollars to get to MLG, and you're worried about $35? So im going to look pretty stupid saying that ive never seen this before then? AFTER SEEING THE VIDEO... SHE'S NOT CUTE ANYMORE... Yuppp! I also hate 'pussy shots' excuse the term. Like..... seriously.... If I went to a car showroom and they just brought out a tyre?? I would be That part with the puppy in the well.. Oh god what a mindfuck. I stared at it for ages thinking it was a reflection from a puddle for some reason I....have the same stool the *string* When I was in Heathrow waiting to fly to Newark, the time for boarding came and went. Then we had an announcement that the cabin crew hadn't showed up Are the Circle "evil" or what? I'm just getting into the game myself and they seem the coolest to me so far, but i'm confused about the whole Orboros Dhunia thing I WANT TEH MINT POLISH That man knows we are watching. Somehow I'm convinced you do this for a living ... who dafuq is branislav? Heat sink. To dissipate heat, not to sync it how many bers do you have All the upvotes to you Seattle's EMP? Yes, I would be Dat face. Why would anyone bring a baby to the movies? Holy shit it would appear my gear is bad, I have like 40-60k NT crits and im happy as hell Wow Unfortunately, my first job is at an all girl's camp where the campers are no older than 15....I think I might get in a bit of trouble for even looking Oh, I didn't understand the imgur thing. What's the advantage? Wow. Kinda envy Benji That last scene gave me the goosebumps.... Do a IamA, how tall are you now? WOOOOOW ........................wtf? theres hud options in the game? You're an inspiration Only if your balls are made of fat. The upside down level ! Small part of back or upper arm maybe. But not the whole back I am never touching another person again. European dates are confusing to me. For a second I was like, wait, they're predicting this is going to happen *next month?* are you trying to imply that pokemon isnt a 10/10 I love Raul... I have that problem at home right now, and I'm 5'8" Dayum!! What a crazy asshole. I like it when people ask me how my food is... I'd second Kyobo (the one in Kangnam). The stuff there isn't really more expensive than at a regular street-side store, (only their more-unique items are more expensive), and they have the largest selection I've seen. If you're addicted to stationery like I am, definitely give yourself at least an hour to roam around downstairs. In fact I think I'll go there again today Dafuq? What is it...... I'm at a loss to think of slash ships in that fandom to write fic about I'm in Denver, and I'm not really sure what this is or what is happening with it, but I'm interested in my head i read your comment out of order. but I don't have dyslexia. Then why don't you post guides on a different site? /r/WTF_Wallpapers doesn't really fit the theme of that list why is underneath the bridge all lit up? i don't understand that part Fiora mid isn't weird His voice is like nails on a chalkboard You've posted this in another thread before, haven't you? This story is very familiar. My Skyrim game glitched and the guard said, "I used to be a great adventurer like you until i took a sword to the chest." ...and it was intentional? I think I'll try my natural colour in the winter, it's stark black with silver at the temples. If I let that come back now my head will melt under the Greek sun His Unforgiven is OP! 555x7 with zoom He is a cylon! Cease all communications with him!!!! This never happened. Maybe the old man would be a better match.. What's going on with her hip above her hand Yeh, people are stupid. Also, dont do drugs (or at least do drugs with moderation) Oh my god his *chin* is so handsome... We were drunk and she asked me to put it in her butt.... Never again long lost twins That's a *felony?* Why am I thinking Jeff the killer? You are so right. Once I hear "VTEC just popped yo!", I then suddenly realize my car is inferior to all Honda's. Even the one's without the "amazing" VTEC. How can I make it appear on a phone? RSN: I Want 1gp... Anyone add me, all my friends don't play and I just started back up again too. Everywhere seems so barren of any type of communication nowadays. I need people to talk too I'm a straight guy and I do to for some reason what is an ent why would i be embarrased? Its only a game Wow, dude, sure, calm down there I'm sorry, what? It took me a whole minute to figure out he was wearing blue and white board shorts! Even turtles don't live long lives around George RR Martin how does a penis exit someone's mouth and go into someone elses? seriously wow.. those resists suck bad.. my wiz has almost 700 res and i can tank 4 hits.. you def. need at least 7x more resists, as well as life on hit. nobodyepic??? What if its his sister or something ? .. I'v noticed this on the sticky tho i don't play much demo. But how is that the reason for it but you have the CHOICE of not smoking. anti abortion doesn't give them the option. I'm wondering what someone would possibly be selling that would warrant a photo of a person biting a laptop. When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real Try them all, and the race will pick you Or tacos could be god Anyone know if this is conquest? Cuz if it is, there's SEVEN OBJECTIVES Uh you saw the video right? And yet people still keep commenting. This is what my grandma was breathing when she was pregnant with my dad, 1940 in Pittsburgh? Almost gave me a heart attack when it loaded. Guess I should have turned the sound down first. why does her boob hang out of the frame in the second panel? Lol I'm on the third floor. She came through the attic crawlspace and through my kitchen out of nowhere Jeg blev jævnt chokeret da jeg så den. Der hvor han tænder ild til vandhanen og der bare går flammekaster i den Not sure this has a chance of being seen... But my father is a MN State Trooper and my step mother is a dispatcher... Given that information and my username you probably can deduce who I am... I am currently at work on the other side of the mall from Water's Edge... Is that Kassem G? yes... psychedelics + an open mind + closing eyes = the realization you are an inter-dimensional spaceship,, you know the crazy psychedelic art where there are geometric hallways made out of love? it's real,, the infinite is inside,, don't get lost in there thats cool i guess.... see any dead people New Jersey Lets hope not Blizzard has a ridiculous infatuation with rocks. How much longer do you have to live? Someone lost weight. The matrix is real.... I clicked and saw kitty porn. Yeah I know of it...but fucked if I know where everything is. Uhm... that's girl is Wow that's a really long time to not notice Consoles have cheaters too though so I still fail to see the point of your comment Keep eye contact at all times. holy shit i love when my corgi does this. Really? He is, but it seems the MLG roster pages are a bit wack - seems Reginald singed up to the website under a different name, and if the roster was to be believed - Dyrus would be team captain.... I didn't know Tony Stark liked cosplaying graves Try contacting facebook, that would be your only bet at this point. Something is happening, maybe it's related to your account or ip block and facebook may be blocking you from their end? No problem! A narrow grip may harm your ability to lock your back Penalty! Another red card.... Katokka?!? looks like its a jpg file Do you have video to that? I'm soloing in multiplayer (diret cable connection), I make a new game every time I play :) maybe I should do more grinding. It's just that catacombs 1 and 2 are so freaking easy peasy... then all of a sunden catacombs 3 is impossible I... I'm *from* the Rio Grande Valley. I could literally throw rocks into the Rio Grande from my old apartment. I misread THAT as "foreskin piñata." Jesus. If a human was that strong, imagine what a Jockey would be like. Exactly. It's not a spoiler; it's a place for her to put one ankle so she doesn't mess up the car wax. That is gorgeous! ....Imgur doesn't allow PNG anymore? I read the first sentence and thought it ended with a comma, making the entire meaning completely different in a horrible way. How about Tanaris to Un'goro? Desert to lust tropical forest... or there's Felwood to Winterspring; dark spooky forest on one side of the tunnel and beautiful snowy mountains on the other... Or there's Ashenvale to Stonetalon Mountains; the first time I went up that path after Cata, I though Deathwing was burning the place down because everything got so red so abruptly If you hold "click" on it the stars leave light trails "I teach him what makes SENSE" I loled. Yes… a man with a stick parting an ocean, a man coming back to life after three days, a talking burning bush -mmm nvm; depends on the bush I guess- makes sense. Not geological samples that say stuff is several million years old and that all of our minerals are just here, and what's more… and wait wait wait, that kid said the flood never happened yet he probably believes Noah and his rowboat, Ah I see. In the dark it looks extremely creepy. Central bank was one of the planks of Marx's plan. This. However there have been many successful British chefs including the few famous TV personalities .. Russians are ruthless on the counter. I guess I can see where you're coming from. If it was like Whacky Waving Inflateable Arm Flalling Tube Man, we would really have an issue Perhaps... Diablo is adjusting to the new feelings she has for Tyrael. That explains everything. Where are the barracks Can you message me and reword that! Confused! 22 range which final fantasy was it And I had just forgotten about this... I don't think I have to pay for food but it is BYOB and BYO lawn chair Zerg looks so OP No, I said "unless you're a neckbeard and hate your own country", which can mean you can be from any country but hate the one you're in. I've done some reality tests in past dreams to realize I'm dreaming (when I look at my hands, they go from 5 digits to 6 digits in some cases Just an update on this spear went for 10.25 mil She gave me one too! I put it on my laptop as well really...4 am??? I spy a non keto-friendly can of coke. aaaaah that would explain Iraq in a way...so it is not the US that is causing all of this either...or some? Your opinions....and WHY CAN'T THEY JUST FING TALK THIS OUT! FOR GOODNESS SACKS!!????? Bu bu but, they're siblings. It's alright, there is nothing wrong with asking something, no bans for that sorta thing. But, I'll be honest... I have no idea either What video card do you have that you get 79 fps in 1080p? I know...when I saw the old comments then clicked the link to donate I was like I build a $1300 gaming PC and play minecraft and league of legends. what the hell? I pay $750 for a 3/3 1500 square foot house. Earthquakes! That doesn't make any sense .. why would recoil be affected by the resolution of the game? Bought 10 tropical fish, named every single one of them, promised myself to make them live on forever. They died the next day because the water temperature was wrong. Bought 10 goldfish gave zero fucks about them, fed them whenever, they lived forever yea I'm surprised, it acually looks good... even in 240p Bearded Phreak as an aside how did you even generate this graph? Jesus I do need more It's not? I never could get past that game because of that level I'll just... save this for later. You can still get that? Almost 900 hours of play time, and he calls YOU the "nolife fag"... since when is abhorsen working for riot? I'm getting skips on all quality levels and my connection's at 10.8mbps down. Well, isn't this just adora-Oh god.... Oh... So what no Insanity, I don't even kno who's playing anymore Those defib kills at the end Guess who gets to do laundry it's also my username for when i used to play starcraft 2 alot,, i'd go to lans and nerds would ask "psychonaut like the computer game?", "No, psychonaut like psychedelics Is it to late ? I don't understand the question, if I haven't heard it before, it wouldn't be my favorite. You might have an issue then You thank us... Sweet jesus, I never thought of that. you were paying for aol when you already had an isp? I did that ONCE. After waking up with my eyes glued shut, I never had a problem remembering to take them out again . I'm sorry, but Joo Dee's smile is creeping me THE FUCK out. LOL esto me hizo reir mucho I love getting reminded about great movies! I love the ball game scene, I got scared when someone told me they used the heads of the losers No kidding, nothing makes a friday night complete without watching a dude die I'm not sure what dutch courage is, but I appreciate the advice =). My breathing has become very erratic, seldom even! I need to brush my teeth! OMG, I'm freaking out over everything now You're amazing! Repost, But it's a good game Congrats man 20 bucks for it too....many......voices.... Wowzers I just pre-ordered two of these from my wholesaler. ??? oh lord, my first impression was right at a glance.. and it's been like 15 years Ichiro is 5'11". Why does he look so tall next to MJ? More like a million demotivationals containing "lol" "oops" or, my favorite, " ...What's wrong with her tits? Ok, yes, if I woke up to it, I'd be terrified. Maybe if the stick was jammed in a rearward position you'd have to trim down to use the airflow to help move the stick forwards and offload the g to un-stall the wings and try to exit the spin? Not sure about the landing upside down part i thought hey this isnt that addicting I was still referring to the picture in the main post. I know that the message that said "the original..." is actually the original You need to get braver He said that if you ever come to Taiwan you have to try this shit...my guess is that it is Taiwan hm? I'm black, but not that black photoshop? Is that 12th wallpaper...Riven? The synth freestyling in this tune... I got the hardest boner right now I haven't seen the movie, but I willingly waltzed into this post for two reasons, the first because I'm okay with spoilers, mostly because of the second reason being that I am ent and I'm gonna forget what I've read by the time I see...but one comment in and I'm like The problem is that micro in this game is nonexistant. You can't move away from melee attack because it hits anyway, even across the screen; you can't move away from missile because even spears thrown by goats are homing missiles and always hit. So I rolled monk and finished act2 without any problems, where on wiz I was struggling with first champion pack right outside tristram After the top voted comment, I half expected a guy. wow Kan någon översätta konversationen till något som man förstår? Are you 6 years old or something? Uhm, ok. What is your point, and what about the *coconuts*? usually for an air flair you land on the other hand. I think doing a whole 360 might make it a one handed air flare Holy shitfuck thats a big amount of cmb exp p/h Even worse, I was on my bike, heading down the tollroad, visor up cause it was dirty and I couldn't see much through it... Guess what happened next I don't want a tattoo anymore... I wonder what he would look like with 2,791 upvotes Oh no kidding thanks for coffee, well im glad that was the worse of it, ive never seen a dog have seisures however Thanks! that'd mean 105 hours of SC..dear god What sgs2 lock issue? didn't even realize they had a subreddit for this Does the rule little screen big Do you wear silk boxers? It's so uncomfortable WTF is wrong with you Hey can't argue with results..... I was working a job (I wish I could tell you what the job was cause it would make this story more interesting but alas, I cannot.) It required me to sit in a hotel lobby for hours at a time. It was boring as hell but hey, I was getting paid to essentially do nothing. So a group of people that were staying at the hotel came down from their rooms and sat in the lobby. First thing I thought was, PEOPLE Ecstasy crumbled and sprinkled on top Google "Do a Barrel Roll" Holy FAWK. Can you imagine. ( Jesus Christ, at least the 14 and 15 year olds on here know how to use fucking grammar. "Butt" "Soo" " So all I have to do is think and the weed will grow genius Rise of the Planet of the Apes It's just.....that.....no one showers That is the world's most perfect ass What is a nephalhem That can't be our Gabe... can it? That means ... OH ... ADAM and EVE are there too! Congratulations on your "sick burn." Oh, of course! If one does not have a choice, one should take the bus. It's just pretty terrible when you have to use it... So many stops Where do I know that guy from? I snapped this photo at MCM Expo and I know I'm going to hell for posting or online but my oh my god How can you be on reddit then? Dexter... because, tonight's the night... When did she say Aang was trying to warn me about AMON? She said Aang was trying to warn me about Tarrlok. dont think you read it properly... i was asking if trading other accounts FOR TF2 ITEMS was allowed, not the other way round The article's about a soldier in the British army I always do this. Also when I'm reading and drawing. Especially drawing. =], >=[, No-- ps, why do I have you tagged as sacrificing animals to skip bayless? What caused Sweetie Belle to blow up in the first place? Nope. Where's the other half of him? Totally looks like he's been severed in two. Maybe it's just the angle of the camera I still don't get why the girl giggled and behaved like that I hope not... I hate hate hate my voice when it is played back. How embarrassing That's about $12,480, assuming the price of buds is $26. Iron arrows??? it gets worse: you can't see zen, yet you still intellectualize it. I've converted most of my family to paleo. BUT AT ONE TIME..... they were all sugar burners running on the SAD diet. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID BOY!?! NSA, The National Space Agency? I'm figuring it's going to be for a few weeks. Hopefully not for too long Amon is Yakone? I thought I was the only one who cherished these Wow dem teeth Talk about overkill That's a lot of oil Like the song. Love the album. Not sure about the video Wahahaaaah!! Can't understand how they pick casters for certain games. Dan casts his brother/ex-team; Jatt casts his ex-team; two NA casters cast EU teams instead of Joe who would never say that xPeke learned Twisted Fate from WE.Misaya That would seriously freak me the fuck out. I...uh...I think her boobs are fake, actually haha i know, but there's nothing wrong with reminding the straight guys here how good looking they are! especially when so many come with poor self esteem ** I love how you thought you hurt her yet you kept going... Same here... except for the second part... except that now I will I'm guessing your one of them. Is that 4% net of the overpriced life insurance Waiting for what? While I was sharing a story of how I "discovered" a minor mutation in the DNA of the organism I was working with, someone interrupted to ask, "Haven't scientists figured everything out?" Who are you? How do you know who that is? Weird.. I'm from there What's so what the fuck about this? Can I sleep with him? How do I get in touch with him? I've had a homeless dude offer to buy me food on his card if I gave him cash. When I questioned it, he openly admitted it was for drugs.... as if ceiling cat wasn't bad enough, now I have to be paranoid about neighbors filming me through the slit in their blinds I was in a queer lit class last semester where we discussed this Oh dear god Sooooo...where is that store? MUST HAVE whatever the cause, its still 54% i haven't True Arrow I live on Long Island. Lol it's not one of my favorites. It would certainly never make my top 100. However the way its shot just really intrigues me. I guess I'm a suspicious character I played a 64 player Metro game last night where a guy on the enemy team went 216-0 with the MAV. I thought this might be his profile but he's only got 12,000+ kills with it. Dafuq did I just watch. Y'see, that's where you have to turn on the charm with these kinda guys. Befriend the xenomorphs. Become one of them Why hasn't she eaten all day there are more sc2 people there. You spill the bowl often enough to have a rule for it? I was actually really impressed by Jaedong's infestor micro. Being able to burrow and unburrow them during major engagements to get key fungals and avoid damage was sick. But that drop play World of goo Sorry to hear that. Haven't been watching much all weekend and just saw Flash vs Stork...that picture in picture feature is amazing I also work at a pizza place as a driver. I can't tell you how many times someone in store has fucked up an order but I just had to take it because we couldn't risk it being late. Always fun when you get to the door and wonder "Will they notice?" Same. This post brought to you by the letter GOD DAMN. Whats the picture of the light house for? 2 quarts of honey?! You can fap to all of 4chan? Really good question... but then again I've seen a lot of really good questions bout the game... That have no answers! DOTA 3? A botnet attack went on for three days? Why would they assume that they did anyway? ... but what the hell had happened to him? Haha they always get their way out of it. And always acts like an angel in front of parents, but when left alone with siblings or just people they don't like, but are stuck with (Ex. babysitter), they are little demons inside Yeah, I'm thinking it also takes up too much space. It was fun, but I'm not sure a good idea. Wait, you're copying and pasting the numbers in and out?! Welp, there goes $25. One of my favorite authors is making a new genre of game, including hard and software? And Gabe Newell is willing to endorse it? How the hell does one like myself not throw money at this? Holy crap I'm getting toothache just looking at all that frosting Wow Swimming comes to mind. :) Thanks for the tip. I just hope I don't see her putting a phone inside a ziplock bag. That chair is huge! How long is you're route to the UK if Eastern Europe is a part of it? ** Bamboo towels... They're like magic That is wierd quote for a Christian group, weird thing happened during the game last night - immediately after the goal (like 20 seconds after) I checked on wiki the page of the player who scored - the goal was already there at the international goals section Meebo is being shutdown?? But... but... you're right A doble pivote of false 9's. Too awkward to attend. But I'll possibly walk by and observe you all... long lost brother? I never bled or anything.. got a healthy one. I think I stretched it out when I masturbated. It's not torn, but just not as elastic. Still taut as a drum, though. Oh sweet fuck! It's weird how people get offended nowadays by being called racist, isn't it? You were probably just telling a funny joke, weren't you?! I totally read that as "Foamy Horny Dude" at first Please tell me I'm not the only one who pretends to not know. Right, letting 11 year olds make huge life decisions is something everyone can get behind. DAAAAAAAMN Thank you =] Dwarf gouramis would do all right I take it? I've been considering them since they're so stinking cute. I considered a larger tetra, too. There are some really interesting, larger tetras at my LFS. They're blue and orange Yes, I will lay down with you. No need to ask me twice! Froggen dies? You missed the last 7 years? Wow. That Yorick in bot lane. It's working miracles. Maybe I'm wrong, then I unno, ( Holy... De Rossi was a wall today. He didn't make a mistake in the whole match Fuck, your before looks like what I really want my after to be. Worst part: Main character asks her dad about heaven saying "Why do you believe that?" His answer: "Because that's what I choose to believe"......... Do they do this for dogs somewhere? I saw that scene yesterday. those feet belong to a woman ??? Wow. I've been looking for a way to describe why I hate metalheads so much and this is it. It's all here. I think you're hot but you look really startled he wants a .223/5.56 not those feet !! You're acting as I replied in a dick way to your first comment sometimes i wonder if surviving the dream was a metaphor for surviving the coma. if you decided to quit in the dream and kill yourself, would that mean you wouldn't wake up from the coma? MOAB in a 2v2 with a 30 score limit ? I never argued Akali is better than Vlad in team fights You have seen like 5 minutes of gameplay and you judge the entire game. Actually what? I actually don't understand what you actually just said. They get even better? How did you get a hold of this replay did I just witness a barely awkward interview with a e-sports pro gamer I'm intimidated by his manliness. This has seriously confused me Really? This has +1000? Pic is so old My friend's mom still has it. Can we keep the memes and image macros to r/adviceanimals please? What is a default gender Was at the game yesterday, Cubs fans were everywhere in Target Field, course the Twins beat the hell out of them so they were pretty quiet and well behaved...unlike the Red Sox fans ..theres a non-1980s version? I gotta say... that must of felt SOOO GOOOD to get that wax taken out. I just would not want to see that insect be pulled out Haha so I got a bit carried away....I like writing sensational titles I have a mini bottle of Tabasco in mine, too. You know. For emergencies. *More* than a second faster than the next fastest lap? It's on the screens behind the casters usually I thought an oak I know was huge. This thing has about twice the tickness and probably 10 times the height. when did hotshots mum come into this Mother of God. Wow my birthday is one day before his. climbers gonna climb Old graphics don't bother me I grew up with Atari and C64. The controls are a bit weird O is confirm and X is cancel ....what....??? seriously Ok, but "social issues" has precisely jack shit to do with atheism. You KNOW that Nyan Cat guy is bad ass - he only has ONE LEG! I haven't seen this match, but did SaSe take the third out in the open which is normally the 4th? Or did he lose his normal third at some point and time? I was wondering that too... or a place to piss on long road trips... or maybe a massager? What...? I see a picture of about 20 asian girls dancing on a stage Wow! I've lived in the southeast most of my life and have never heard the word Gypsy in an American context. At first I thought it was an evil plot twist, magifient_the IS evilerik, then I read through and thought "they worked in tandum, to get magnificent_the a job in Berlin" ... but after reading through his comments, who would use an account with a ton of gonewild posts for a viral marketing job app? Original theory, the request is the after, the 'work' is the before, but in reality it could just be a good photoshop job, his description seems reasonable. Congrats magnificent_the ... IF that is your real name Oh shit I miss-typed. I'm the worst person in the world even worse than the cunts who correct people's writing to feel superior because their lives are miserable piles of shit. Just... Wow Your boyfriend gets razors for $7?! I see you taking the picture of it in the mirror. XD Unless that's just a random person. Wow can some1 explain me why Voyboy isn't playing but xHazard? I actually did not know this. Nobody I know is a Redditor so I've always felt pretty safe posting. I even started dating a guy I met on Reddit. I'm not sure what I'd do if my family found out though. I am and have always been living in the wrong part of the world, it seems. My parents' subdivision house in suburban Ontario was 125k nearly 30 years ago. It's just a carbon copy suburban house... Seriously -- do you do this often? I see your username and... I have that same controller There are no downvote buttons whaaaaa...? Flails can only exist in Lord of the Rings? SILENCE....i kill you.... 18 y apenas en 1o de prepa? This freaked me out because it's my name, just one more "o". I thought someone was calling me out.... Gneagh! What the hell?!? Please tell me that was a congenital deformity. 21 hours Can we keep the image macros and memes to r/adviceanimals please? I can read the text in the thumbnail. Sounds like a gay porno How do the kids *shaft you?* Unless she only saw 1 2 & 3. Well hot DAYUM, sir. Can I send you a picture of my feet...? Wow! the one animal that yawns with its eyes WIDE open? It might just be the angle, but he looks kind of out of shape. I don't see *how*, though, if he can pull impressive shit like this without arms or legs. Typically here in Utah, Coke is cheaper. im so impressed by doublelift My mind is blown! Either Oddone is messing up or hotshot doing an amazing job explain to me like im five? Makes me wonder...why does lag affect me when I'm playing by myself and only thing that should lag is when I pickup items/trade/chat ... Grind bacon and mix it into the lean meat. there are also books... Wow, that's a pretty long list, I don't think I can really look through all of those, but thanks anyway... THANKS OK... that was a doubletake. The girl taking the picture looks a LOT like my sister Is this Beaverton High School in Oregon? I wish I read your reply sooner, no sleep for me tonight. Whats that server ip Did you go to my high school? i'd love to have this but i'd be too scared of my husband ripping it I feel so.dirty God I love that shot. ( A lower grade if you don't buy the book? Your graduation robes look very similar to two of my friends who just graduated in Ohio...I know it's green and anything can be, but you even have medals In the first picture, you naturally look fine and then legend? What legend. 2 People made this? The chamber of secrets has been opened.. what the ef when has this ever happened? So good Well his score/stats are not that great. Think i need more proof... O mah GERD he has 77 headshots with the stinger?!? As someone who has seen their own photos be used by someone else.. You have somewhat angered me with this post. I hope you at least use models that actually pose for a living and not just anything you find of girl next door type photos. It's freaking upsetting as hell to see a sex ad on Craigslist by someone using a photo of you. Why are people always dead in these pictures? Upgrade? 7970 is one of the best cards around Umm if you create a self-post on reddit theres a chance someone will comment on it. I'm not a lawyer but I'm not sure that constitutes "harassment" That's horrible Big Rig operators are awesome. I was falling asleep driving once, and a rig operator blew the horn to wake me up. I pulled over and went to sleep right after, but I am grateful because he could have easily let me crash instead Weird What kind of speeds can you get in a Tengu with a 100MN? Oh...oh my stars. Every single time I have gotten an IV I am ALWAYS scared to bend my arm thinking I'll break the needle. You have no idea how much you have shocked me. I'll lay there in one of the most uncomfortable position with my arm straight as a board because of that. I like to chat with retail like they are my little brother. Tell a joke. They obviously appreciate it. Especially employees of opposite gender to myself, because the girls get creeped out and assume I am hitting on them until they see my size 15 wedding ring complaining about class balance? it's beta... The tang protrudes above and below the scales? How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Why would you make games for Metro UI? You could manually update those two servers. Or if they are not mission critical and you can deal with downtime in the event bad signatures are pushed, let them update from the web. I feel the less holes the better linking DMZ to an internal domain. It takes a lot for me to trust any scenario like that. (super paranoid Thought I had a deja vu. Cross-posted in r/hamradio as well. Why are there 2 subreddits btw Wow, how did I completely miss the existence of this song? You had to have eaten *something*. Who are you and what did you do to my "O"? Oh shit! Your kiiiiinda amazing HAHA! Yeah BOOBIES Fucking Marquis..... well, i hate everyone in this thread. I hope you all get stranded on an island filled with delicious vegetables, but most notably, the ones you all discussed hating French team without any Arsenal player THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. Image of you in my head: Howard Wolowitz I was checking out the /keto diet too, and it looked difficult How the hell is easily scratched if it has gorilla glass 2 I've never seen any wild shiny pokemon except for the Red Gyarados. Sometimes I wonder if it's all a hoax you mean you've found this on the internet... Oh god what I wouldn't give for a Neil deGrasse Tyson card to tap in real life. My first one was a woman split in half by a giant penis Dude, that's awesome, whatever works for you. Be careful on the red meat, it's connected with loss of calcium which you need for healthy bones and what not. And I love pasta too i actually just got the indie bundle with my last 9 bucks and i have amnesia haha i do plan on playing it during the day though This also implies that getting laid is a deity. The obvious name choice is kitten...< I'm the same.. When I'm not on r/gaymers I'm at /r/kpop /r/snsd /r/2ne1 /r/bigbang or any of the others lol.. it's taking over my life Whoah. Thinking bac, I can really see a connection. Amon is Korra's Slade What the... We know, but what about it is mind-blowing? Since when do you speak Ah, I see reddit is wearing their misogyny hat today. this. I hope this has nothing to do with my Irish comment He made his international debut in 1995. im 13 and I know what silhouette means and how to spell it. I thought that was a dude. NSV: I now wear clothes i had shelved since college and look awesome in them. I had to: my recent pants don't even try to hang on to me anymore without a belt. Just straight up fall on the floor Haha thanks for typing that all out I hate waiting in line. The only lines I wait for are the 2-3 hour line on Day 0 for AX so that I can get my badge before the convention starts. I don't think I can stand to wait so long for a concert... I was hugged my a weird guy too that was cosplaying Yuyuko from Touhou. It was very strange... ....was zur Hölle..... Beautiful Speechless... Mesmers have a portal gun? What if I am...? Your organization... Wow thats creepy. ...you're too lazy to contact support (who can actually help you and maybe give a loss forgiven instead of losing elo) but not too lazy to bitch about it here? Turn it on again. Problem solved? I want this as a moving computer background No. Who is this girl? Holy shit. I hope she was OK and got out before the tram came. Also hope the electromagnets didn't hurt her In the time it took me to read the blog on TheOatmeal, funding went from 21k to 25k and still 15 days left I say nigga all the god damn time. nigga this. nigga that. my nigga. who cares, I don't use it in a derogatory way. However, I normally don't say it around black people every household in Alaska should have one Ha, I was about to say this. My friend hasn't even graduated yet and he has the tough decision of which job offer to take. I was like So the kids get the balls and you get the shaft? This is honestly the first time I've heard this. oh dear lord don't say that Holy fuck, never thought someone who has played for Atheist would downplay it as "old 80's thrash band". Holy shit this guy is amazing Butt Ox? Wait, they're saying that Khali gave Del Rio the concussion? You don't follow GSL? Ridiculous body And the truth in this case was that all of the authority figures involved acted with respect and according to the constitution and laws of the US... We need to put Nestea's brain into DRG's body? I'm sure the machine she held her hands in for 20 seconds was loving it. What is Dunning Kreuger??? Yeah, do you!? I had never been to that subreddit. Why would you do that to me are you sure it was your landlord? She's just POLYGONS PEOPLE. Geez. Let's not debate which version of a game character is "hotter." 835 upvotes for multiplayer stair etiquette? It's kind of annoying when someone says we "need to talk about this" like they're about to tell me my brother has been hit by a car, and then it's some nitpicky aesthetic detail. ....Did you just jack this from my comment? Holy shit. I did this too one of the first times I got high. Except I was being chased by my friends acting as raptors from Jurassic park. Same setting and everything. Weird Is that a transformers logo on the tracks?! Or maybe......just maybe. It's a cartoon Your eyes are like a deer in headlights Wait, so which was in which hole? People seem to find me very approachable because strangers will randomly just start talking to me...even when I'm wearing headphones. I think the golden bear was talking about lying I applied He is doing another show? Ow what the fuck Woot? What I'd like to know is... do the CPR test takers perform any differently if Annie's black? Whats a valve stem tool and what does it do to combat douches? How so < DAT GAS! I love how Trelawy's looking at Voldy like I don't know if to laugh or watch my back from now on Wow the race breakdown is scarily even "literally fucked his home town" What the fuck did I just read...? [8] not sure I feel about this pic. Definitely read this as 'shitting around your parents house' MIND FUCKING BLOWN Better then the damn troll instances... they were so painful and were just rehashed raids What if there was a bombs within the toy p.s. I dare you to come and not make a friend, i dare you, I DARE YOU!! I'm going to friend you SO hard! Yes, yes you are right. I was all mixed up and it's true that there is no easy way to explain OP's question... Now I feel dumb Like Modern Warfare 3 - stinger can lock on Juggs Oh, well that would be really weird i'm down! but aren't the swaps supposed to be anonymous? Dude. I have the exact same pipe. And I accidently broke it 3 days ago. wtf this is oddly coincidental Those are not his eyebrows ...what did you expect? I love the nose ones! No idea why! But i hate emoticons with an underscore. Mine said "it's one of satan's lies." The spectator lives? BECAUSE GRANDMACEREAL I don't know what makes this pic so beautiful. I would if I could but strangely my sealed copy I picked up yesterday didn't contain any passes Amazing.. any1 knows where i can watch the games again? cant find them anywere I can't stop watching this Those eyes, they're so pretty I got ID'd buying *shoelaces* a few months ago. I'm 32 and greying. I was told I needed to be 18. Geez Louise, so much stuff in there I never even thought about. Good to know. A lot of my friends in previous years have complained about how buying a house in AKL is so expensie and that you need a deposit of over $100k....I was like The Pro is huge! But now, they have the Grande, which is twice as big! I'd say Stephano + HuK, Stephano just because of how short a time he has been winning everything in and HuK because aside from all his acheivements he managed to stay in Code S for longer than any other foreigner (6 months This "proxy" tumor build that NesTea tried looks so cool Is this in reply to my title saying that staying hydrated is important? Could you elaborate, how consciousness is disrupted when we go to sleep? To be exact, why would it be the same as completely restarting the brain or reviving a dead one, because it seems that you're making such assumption. I'm having my mind blown while reading this thread Since when are .jpg files animated? I...uh...my allergies are really bad right now. I need a tissue...be right back "And when I kill you, I will honour your corpse and say a prayer to the vampire gods to accept your wayward soul" Was that a model railway? There's no ARE on Friends Just a fan......I really regret making this account TBH lol think I am going to start posting under another name Holey fuck **Really?** I feel like <19 makes up 60 - 70% of r/trees. Maybe more people in their 20s are trying to hide their smoking from their parents than I thought? Kind of want to know where the teeth come from but kind of don't... I'm not sure how they would continue this if there was a 2nd season, maybe use other characters or new ones that were related to the 1st season. Who knows if they started of where they finished, a whole new level of yandere. I could only imagine yuno breaking yuki free from being a god....oh lawd... do you ever stop thinking and studying about food to have a life? >Why are there 2 subreddits btw There's a purple one? You do not avoid burst damage. Wait... Am I an Other?? 98 Invites left? What the shit! God damn! Don't stare into its eyes... Wait your fav moment is seeing a Scythe hover and then run away from a MAX? I just pictured somebody stroking the exhaust pipe of a bus... wait...who you i was thinking about getting the exact same thing, but smaller (and maybe on my hand instead > We need to put Nestea's brain into DRG's body? How did you even! Oh my god, me too! So..the Luftwaffe wanted to invade? This is a cool idea... A lot of these weren't suicides at all. yepyep, but it's sweden... the only thing here that's dangerous are drunk or ruttish elks! oh my god What? How does one eat.. a contest... ? Thank you! I thought it was pretty well put together. Its okay! Everyone has their own tastes and such, I just didn't think I was the minority Dat pose was that by choice? 2nd playthrough on that is insanely hard What makes you assume that he is just a visitor? I think I should get my eyes checked He's using jolicraft did he try the freezer? once my roomate and i had tripped all night, and then went to physics in the morning, still tripping i might add.. now THAT was a physics class I dont understand why someone would pay almost as much as the games cost for that shield, dont get me wrong its an alright stormshield, but if you were forking out that much money youd expect one with closer to perfect stats I would have thought. I think they just assume all Americans have like 6 sodas in their car at any one time I have not down voted anyone I'm not sure why you downvoted yourself Mother of god What... what is this? not really the slugs'll just go up the wall instead and IMO thats much worse OP... do you do this in public? 3 years Now we need a gif or two of her rocking back and forth in the middle of the ring with those crazy expressions on her face What in the depths of logical hell did I just read? The champagne is an awesome idea...i'm using that! We just went to a trampoline arena, was awesome but made me realize how out of shape I am wow you really need to uprgrade your stuff... Im actualy a lebron fan. Ahhh. Yeah, I knew it was Zelda, but I read it in Finn's voice What... what are you talking about? I am definitely going to splurge on one of these jerseys ASAP How are you supposed to say them? It scares me a little bit that I am so absurdly conditioned to this that I tried to close that imgur link by clicking on "Close"..... happy had close to as many with like on 85-90% win rate last season i'm 7 episodes into the first season Those chicks are turnin me on. Omg I can't wait... Seeing this on Friday!!! Were they really that personal? My sister and her friend just decided to make this ( OP does not understand the concept of Schrödinger’s Rapist and I'm not sure if you do, either. Super meatboy... ask this man to make super meat boy I have never been so happy to be lactose intolerant So... is he going to refuse to marry Lord Frey's daughter? Redditor for 8 minutes? If you're saying what I think you are... That's about the worst thing you could possibly do to a clutch Same. That Z train from awhile back still haunts me to this very day Great advice. Will have a look when I go tomorrow. Would you be able to show me a good example of what you mean? I'm not sure what a single breasted, notch lapel suit would actually consist of Huh… haha I know. Screw people that think it's some sort of wonderful picnic and I get an excuse to take it easy. I hate the, wow all that sleep you get must be nice comments. No, no it's not because I'm not sleeping, I'm spending forever trying to get comfortable, then there are times spent peeing, and more time to get comfortable again, and oh my gosh if my body decides it wants to turn around :/ Then there's the getting beat up, the feeling like an invalid, pregnant brain Even Spades? Who said clean? Holy fucking spoilers I think my heart just stopped... :'( You can do that? Aaaaaand I'm dyin here. Do dry cleaners normally do tailoring too? Not sure why you got downvoted. Went ahead and kicked it back up for you. Hit 54 and went to jump on an alt for a few mins. Thanking my lucky stars right now. Well holy crap, 615 now!? I have like thirty. There's 15 levels? /r/diablo3trade is private. I just ment it to be kinda funny, but it turned into all this ^ I want this on my wall That wasn't his hand. Link fail Purple link ... I've read this before? I crochet. . . regularly ( That's how my hair looked for months. I just dreadlocked it. it IS but but .... *Where's the engine*? wow that is some mighty fine photoshop work there. I thought prince was 7h day ad or JH? Doubt he's mormon I don't think i would like to be alive after that Congrats on making Yahoo headlines! Or the elusive comma-decimal point conversion. Did you just use the word 'plebian' unironically? I don't watch dubs, I guess this just happened to be one ... I just wanted to share the incredible ending. And I just realized its my cake day Wow, it's already gone Found them... on reddit... Dude, how can you spell someone's name differently for political correctness? I'm.. I'm so confused right now..... Haha I was pretty creeped out for a second there I think you should make sure its not charging your other credit card. did anyone else first read this as idra or am i just dyslexic I thought I was the only one LoL! DAT ASS The MacBook Pro came out in 2006. Same Of course it's not a fair comparison. That's kind of the point Or, somehow, neither. You looked at it that closely? Lol. Or he could just be another name that karmanaut uses. Who knows While I won't say that I am not worried, I think it is silly to say that one person was responsible for all the shitty monetization (oops, not a word apparently That lag is the main reason why I have not played as much as I like (it was unbearable even in non-hardcore) then a few days ago when I bothered to log on I was met with a friend telling me how his account was hacked This shit is getting scary Who are you? Pet Frog.... I knew some people called it an eggplant. But I don't understand the word... eggs don't grow on plants what if Andy Kaufman was really Elvis I don't understand how people get in into their head to even consider filing a complaint for something like that... And why the managers seem to encourage it How much did it cost? It is a great buy! I can see the speedo fine, and that is it at its _smallest_ size. If I undo a zip which runs around the bag, it can expand to about another 1/3rd in height. It holds a lot of stuff If my coffee is only 80F I throw it away because it's gotten cold what the flying fuck!? I feel that tl;dr came out of nowhere Maybe he's mixing "amis" with that.. I think quite significant number of Fins take "amis", instead of high school.. Which is nothing like high school.. It's the drop off zone for all the morons and lazies who couldn't handle high school.. **don't despute me! b-b-but....SOAK-KA....( Please tell me you have all that stuff insured I got that too the commendations actually do something? \*snap\* *...I was just resting my eyes!* Maybe you were just awful at the game? Did you downvote yourself? I... Can't... Compute... Woah mine are exactly the same length. And I swear your foot looks smaller than mine, even though I wear a size 9 that's too many links Sweet potato tots...... I don't know. I only found out there were people who didn't believe in evolution like 5 years ago, and I was like Holy crap, I used to play that! Wow!! Congrats! When I wanted to create my apple chia, I had to look for a magical apple chia pop and holy hell I think those may be the hardest ones to find [](/flutterwhoa) You saw this in Coyote Ugly... >8. Toilets clog easily. What a goal by Denmark. So good to watch. Bendtner \m/ Wow U ARE BREAKING THE META ! Interresting. Other game, some people were joining and leaving.. nothing. DH joined and got another achievement, together with my party It's funny, I didn't even realize I had put those three words together like that. WAT Not bad, you're clearly pretty good at keeping characters alive if you have a 0/8 necro with 420 base fame! You mean that, for example, there is no equivalent control+scrollwheel to change the size of browsers? I only just noticed that their food is Pokemon. No? I've never heard of that. Ooh! I just found out. I think I realized what it was a little too fast...thanks internet! He is? your around the California area arent you!! i could have swore i saw one of these around here.. can't remember where... i think it was an elementary school I get what the adapter to convert Magsafe2 to Magsafe is but why would I buy two adapters when all I need to do is remove the first one to make it Magsafe again? wha? i always do... Umm... Why is the guy in the back smiling? Holy shit, right as he moved towards the camera at the end the neighbour's dog outside barked perfectly in sync Some of these aren't too horrible, but holy shit the ones with "alternative" tires are scary as hell. Woah, I was saying exactly this as I opened the thread >I tried searching this subreddit for related things but the search kept timing out ...Because I've seen other hijabis post a picture of themselves on here before. For the fourth time this week.... I accept it... i didn't think I would but I already have I doubt that's the case for me. My dad had to have a liver transplant. Wut? uhm...run cold water over it? Wow. Everyone in this thread is a condescending asshole. I thought this was a necessary punctuation to use What if the zombies could talk? Either this is bullshit or someone has stole your picture because this is in r/funny too This guy's insane. I've checked his channel out before. He covered an entire Mastodon album in one take Holy shit that is scary thank you Holy mother of god... Oh wow, that explains a lot! How do you have 2.5 children? What qualifies as half a person? Da fuq? I'm so glad that I don't remember all too many public restrooms... How did the slug learn to carry a paper shield and sword? Great scott, there's more?!? U must have been a vulture Me preocupa más lo del primer tab: "Chicos mutantes de..." que estabas viendo? If you tame it they follow you naturally Shipping is a bitch, though. I've just looked at prices for mini decks around here, and guess what? They cost ~138 USD or more You wake up with blood in your mouth? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT YOUR HAND THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hrrmmmm o_o why do females get so touchy bout sexist jokes? Y u no make any male sexist jokes? very nice So what does your aunt say about people who can light their water on fire? "It's just a natural cycle. Most people don't know if they can light their water on fire. It's obvious you know nothing about this subject" So what does your aunt say about people who can light their water on fire? " Well obviously everyone doesn't know if they can light their water on fire. You know nothing about fracking" That's just disturbing Similar Artists Oh good GAWD. This was up earlier this morning for $8.00. "Atleast my daughter died a virgin" wtf why is this a spoiler? ...............how old are you? p.s- Thank you for not down voting me, I just stated Slavery still exists, and i can got down voted for that! Hold the phone.. How long has this app been out for iPhones? I've been using 360 live client for ages now How many players was that server again? I thought we could only attach Enchantment auras to our Bruna How do you have -1 downvotes?? Wha, Nevada did? Damn, it's good you told me that. I have a Utah permit and will be in Nevada next month. I was planning on carrying the whole time! I think you are Apparently, my mom was working on a movie shoot at this amusement park as a prop-master. She and the crew played with this 'mannequin', not knowing its true nature. My mom freaked the fuck out in grad school when she found out what it really was... (' I haven't been on homestar in so long You have such beautiful god-like hair Can we please this woman spam, or hate mail? Am I the only person who gets hit in the crotch at least once every life whenever I play in the Soft Lock playlists? Its like the gun is trying super hard to pump lead there. you know I just noticed there's a piñata on the right side If you lean far enough the back ground is in color! I will be watching too. OMG 5898 this thread just doubled my karma I think rather a lot of people are thinking that at the moment Or just likes the taste of cum. Was curious to how you summoned all 3 couriers in one game Wow...interesting... I mean that's great that you're offering free shipping for 60+, but that's at least 36 pairs of socks I thought you could only have one "Defensive" skill at a time, Breath of Heaven OR Serenity OR whateveritscalled-runecircle-thing. Same with all the other skills. Are you telling me this is not true? Zombie Trundle then? 200 miles on the freeway is about 6 hours WTF Illuminati. fags....getting "butthurt" LoL Oh wow. WTF. some thread on reddit with some two girls doing a squid.... Oh. My. God. Seriously, is that real? quote formatting doesn't work in this subreddit? I thought he was an air bag or something What if right before you die someone tells you religion was just made up by the government to keep people from killing, stealing, cheating etc. Holy crap, they probably named Bosco after him. 7th Yeah it's a plot device that's been used countlessly in other works Na, don't. I wouldn't. It gives a more complete picture of you without revealing too much. And it avoids the future situation of "Oh, yea, I was in Iraq," followed by a a look like I look pretty smart having Cain as my ace in both of my fantasy leagues right now. That said, that strike zone was a little Went to check mine, only been a redditor for 6 months You cook cereal? Wow that just blew my mind on what you can actually do in that game. I didn't realize how you could utilize the wall kicks and jumps like that That girl behind him is pretty hot Bad parents, yes, but my powers of inference can't catch the detail that lets us know they were christian this worked on my dog too...should I be concerned...? I can't really tell where your actual house is from the panned out photos. I'm stoked for Raekwon + Ghostface. What? I kept getting confused by the number of legs until I realized that the fifth was his dick. Or the guy who saunters around everywhere and has a prosthetic hand which one? How many normal sized forks have you seen with 5 prongs? I've always been curious as to how ridiculous Happy sounds in the dub. Why isn't your PI interested? Wait, so you all keep your wallet in a front pocket, and not the back? ewww you liked Durarara? i asked Cleverbot who ben was and it said it was him.... What is your occupation/job? Scabies? As in, the difficult-to-get-rid-of body mites? Please tell me it's only a dog with sarcopic mange and not a person. Right? Yeah haha I thought it'd be obvious that that would work but I guess not My teenage kids (17 and 15) thought the different types of apples, like Granny Smith, Golden Delicious etc were the 'brands' of apple, as in the growers or manufacturers. DAMN! Your aunts leg are really hot. Epic.. Oh god. Really ? Ooooooh dude, was it because of the nun's habit? If it recharges, can you create more bodies?! That'd be friggin AWESOME! Or its actually her dad omg! your so beautiful!!! 30...days? Nope. I hope not. Anybody know if this is true? wolf cut his hair? No idea what those are, but I can see where it would be a bad start PISSSSSSSSSSSSS BLOOD ( If you say it like this then every champions needs atleast 1 legendary skin I had this but I don't have it anymore This'll get buried but I was thinking about this very thing the other day so here goes: While at my old job as an assistant manager at pizza hut, I was cashing out the last delivery driver of the night. It had been a long, difficult shift, and everyone was crabby and just wanted to lock up and go home. I asked my driver if he had any more credit card slips, and he FREAKED out on me, saying he didn't need my attitude and he was going to report me and blah blah blah. It took him a couple minutes and me and one of the kitchen guys looking at him something like what happend to mittens No one is making you pay for anything I swear I just got this same exact bot in a conversation. AW! Thank you so, so much! Definitely remember you. Was *very* sad you left, but totally understood why. What brought you back? And to show your face...wow. ( please please please please please please please ( I...well... yes... hrrrmm... This is quite possibly the most confusing thread on r/battlefield3 ever. 417 upvotes and the majority of the posts IN the actual thread are defending the ads? thats weird, i just saw the same pic as a meme by some other person It could do with being a bit bigger Oh shit, It's like i got drunk last night, made a throwaway, and posted this OH GOD! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! This is drama? Possibly. You could also used Obama smoking pot as an argument that he doesn't respect the law or he isn't honest. None of which do I agree with. I truly hope I'm not judged by a few dumb decisions I made when I was 20. . . I used to listen to Nu Metal ...Since when does the pc heal pokemon? NSFW? I can't help but think that WBC = White Blood Cells I wish I looked like your before picture Sounds useful, I'll give it a shot today. I've been using an old FO3 utility to unpack BSAs ... Isn't that the death screen from RE4? really not that much of a step above a gs500f though Yeah it's too bad there's not a list of some sort at the end of the clip saying who was in it Why is the ground moving Listening to that song right now. Maybe it's an invitation to go to /r/GaryJohnson and spam it with Ron Paul links. I spent my first 40 minutes of my first ever game laying down in a building near my spawn in the dark listening to a zombie right outside the window... I was too scared to leave. Those would be worse than Sorrow's Path. Who are you replying to? I'm curious as to why Tall Tales got downvoted at all wait.... I thought DnD was with a paper, a rulebook and pencils - where can I acquire DnD solo experience... During the apple tree scene, my sister and I used to get an apple and eat it with Pete and Elliott I went to a birthday party not too long ago where we pulled out some old AWANA gear to play games with the younger kids. Did you ever play the relay bat-spin game where you look up and balance a baseball bat on your nose (never figured out why this part was necessary), spin in circles seven times and then you have to run to the opposite side of the game floor to tag the next kid? Turns out it's difficult to do at while hungover. What if... and this might sound crazy... OP had a different experience in his chapter than you did in yours! It's like playing with a computer Jesus christ. I was happy this week when I broke 260 lbs on my bench press reps Who pissed in your Cheerios? Has anyone ever considered that maybe they are going for the long troll, and that their real goal is to promote harmony and goodwill by getting people to bandwagon together against a common evil? Mind = Blown .... "fixable?" - Your eyes fall out and you can get them to grow back I want my sweatpants back Dear god. Sponsored links are based on your browser history Mhumm. . . how do they even have any left A group of young black males walking into a hair and nail salon should be a pretty big tip-off You brought allowed someone to bring a pit bull over to a house where you were catsitting? For a split second I thought that was krystal I love Everybody Loves Raymond. Is...is that not normal? Oh. It's not dynamite. That means nothing to me. I see no difference between the two A friend of mine threw my glow archangel into a tall all by itself cedar tree... There was a group of trees 10 to 20 yards away but for sure knew it was in that tree. After climbing and much looking through that tree... Notta... How did the movie do anyways? what is your source? And i did give you evidence Nor do I I was about to sneeze, until I saw the picture of this pie So wait, in order to have status, you need to be rich? and if he was rich, you're assumption is that people would have stuck up for him??? defending his pedophilia What? ''brother'' You can just Add More links? Ohh, okay! I didn't get that the sister was dropped off. Thanks. That is pretty creepy Why only ONE SCENE in Chasing Amy??? wtf...O_o... Sounds like your friend is being a douche. Are they under 10 years old? Honestly, not a very mature person. Before anyone says "people under 10 don't play Diablo 3" there are plenty actually... Is now. Awesome I am a chef! Wait... What? Can't tell if you seriously think thats nick cannon. I have had a GV number for many years but have never actually used it for Okc... ..... TIL that I am one of the 3% of people who main hardcore Watch Atlantis. I like it more than SG-1. I'm waiting on a wolf tail butt-plug which is rather large This is the first reallife occurrence of Am I the only one who see a tiger? You let it out!?! Skyrim came out last year and D3 this year. I was being more crude and wondering about his dick size. He must be hung like a horse. By gawd! Oh my god... the second picture of Thor. Just... wow... I'm not very good at making music, since all i know how to play is my larynx. WHOAH! The announcer is Johnny Bravo AND Dexter's dad? That was close Oh wow, didn't even realise the two were connected You mean you don't wear Hot6ix as cologne!? ( I'm surprised no one is doing that already Yeah, that's what I was wondering. I've heard some people paying like, 750 dollars for STD tests when ordering them through their doctor. I guess it's just part of our "punish the poor" mentality we have here in America. \\( EDIT: Just realised how long this. I am never going to be able to unsee this This is the first time I've seen the post title " Dat eye You...your trolling right? I say it the same way! It worries me that it took me so long to find someone else who does this. Not at all. Well, he might be. Come to think of it... what the fuck was wrong with me?! Saying pissed off is cursing? I didn't ever think of it as a swear! Oh. My. God. He wore this tie more than once??? me too. they are so thin. weird one eyebrow is full of hair and perfect, the other thin and barely any hair. Is that Dubai ? Sorry, new to TOMT. > A group of young males walking into a hair and nail salon should be a pretty big tip-off Thor, because of my Loki heartache. Also The Lion King, Love Actually, Mean Girls and The Adventures of the Great Mouse Detective. And Aladdin. Yeah but WHY do you want everyone to see him online say what Oh god... I've never thought about how awful it would be to write out the acronym of the Church's name. I mean... typing the full name is bad enough, but the acronym is terrible, too. there were so many babies this week At first it looks like a mutant squirrel with one left arm and another arm coming out of its back You have my sympathies. I've been stuck working with morbidly obese middle aged women. If they're not talking shit about younger women they're complaining about their weight or making lewd comments to the guy stuck changing the copier paper. "Mhmmm I could just eat that up." "left the food and drink he had ordered behind untouched" your on reddit? I was thinking "wiggedy-wiggedy-whack"... Didn't know there was a cap on RMAH I've been here for months and I've never seen it Omg thanks! These are brutal. I really don't like Idaho. But I HATE Utah. Lol. Mostly because I had to drive there every month for 4 years. ...... ...... ....... Every time I see this I want more things... I have the weirdest bonner right now Time Warner Cable owns HBO. Same here. Hoping to see many updates /r/anime! where did you find that? Is it just me or it reminds me of Resident Evil and the whole Milla Jovovich (Alice) look? So...is that a yes? now you mention it, i'll make sure to check that shit out every few days or so Mewtwo's tail looks like a giant sperm I'll keep my Barb as main and just level all the other classes. From the looks of it WD will need more work and prob won't be a month or two before it happens Well played. So that's what he ment by "well blow me down" I'm a monk, and I would use it as a footrest You just blew my mind! Place looks familiar tbh your post doesn't make sense I kissed a girl on purpose(I'm a girl) HOLY CRAP did I have a bad breath half a year ago Bashiok, such a tease There's a non-milk version of horchata? *probably*...? Mother of all nopes. Really? I got the Gemstone after my 4th try. The Liquid Rainbow took me at least 25 times That's a really big coup by Swansea AAAANNNNDDDDD.... We're done for the day I said "Thank You" to a group of 7-year old trick-or-treaters. I don't dare. I think that would be a cool concept - you can scavenge some buildings for materials, why not some of your army? or even better, scavenge their organs to repair other soldiers man, this got shut down quick There's a subreddit for that? Only four flags? It's not dead I mean I get that space vagina dick scene. For a biologist that would be an amazing moment. What makes no sense is that right before that scene they established that he was afraid of that room and not even curious enough to stay for first contact with a dead alien life form How do you equate water to calories? Hvorfor ikke bare sende en PM ? Just yesterday I had someone arguing with me about civilians killed in the war. They basically said I was ungrateful and didn't understand the hardships the troops go through. "You can't run a war without killing some civilians, and you don't understand war. Oh, you naive young people!" Making racist comments - last family gathering it was a tirade about how Asians should not be allowed to drive 4WDS because they're too short to see over the steering wheel You guys should remember that when Gyatso was fighting those firebenders they had the power of the comet, so yea take that into account yay for me ! those beautys Didn't you know Skrillex invented dubstep? He's, like, tots the bees knees. What kind of leds can be connected directly to mains and not blow up? Wait what? The Inspector referred too himself in third AND first person in a single post? How did you live with 10k a year in van AND have a car? It was more of a My favorite part is when it zoomed off the tattoo and the guy, caught me by suprise. My reaction What is that on the television? unless she's left standing at the altar... Saw the 123456, smiled, then the 7890, Who o_O Why Alien Bruv, you forgot alien 5,500 calories You did the $10 Challenge! It means your MF gear is on and you are ready to kill the goblin How the hell does this even happen? What? Where exactly is the Moon in the "full moon" one? You prefer Under the sign of hell 2011?! What the? In my game there are two of them! their number increase by every game Until today, I thought that phrase was "for all intents and purposes". Himmel, ist das schlecht geschrieben About? "Thirth person"? This is actually pretty huge. Also, imagine Nestea's ZvP spinecrawler attack without the need for a lair, only an evo. No ... I havent Han är min programmeringslärare Of all of the great games they could have shown, they showed probably the most boring game of the tournament again I take music lessons right across from there. I also work with a guy who lives right where you do and smokes.. What if you're him?? I was going to mention the same thing. A girl with larger breasts and a small ribcage is going to end up in the D+ range. I thought I was a C cup forever and turns out I'm a DD. If this were made, it would be the first game ever that got me to buy a console I'm sorry, but you used the wrong "their." I love putting chips on sandwiches, but for some reason, I thought it was semi-common...hmmm. Whoa, whoa, whoa, why did I stop at 4? This isn't Breaking Bad I've never thought of this logical argument before. It all makes sense now He's using the machine wrong I lost 4/8 of my toon names AND my legacy name. Look back at them as though you ARE a crazy person. So they decide to hire a designer for print... but haven't considered redesigning their website? I read learn to break things Said one of the rudest people I've ever encountered on reddit. I want to be john right about now I've seen this .gif before but without the zoom in the end, and damn does that addition make it even funnier. And somewhat sinister too. That combo is hiding on your keyboard Never happened to me Umm..and? Because I am a mommy to a boy and a girl and I want a better world for both of them. It is hard to know what to stress about though, there's a lot! I got a free webcam with my order Well I think that their first album definitely was more post-hardcore (is that grammatically correct?? Kinda confusing and creepy. Mother of God! So there are more of these creepy looking houses you say. Wow, you are so right. This made me chuckle ;) Still remember renewing WOW just to play DK heh. Honestly I'd rather Blizz fix the current classes, add PVP and balance the hell out of the game for PVP purposes first. For a Str Class, I'd love to see some Pandas Was she really okay with that? You have a whole reddit? You've never seen it? That article talks about him ruining the question of what was going on in the opening scene... I did not even realize that was open for debate. I might be remembering incorrectly, but I thought it was spelled out pretty clearly in the movie. If you did not figure it out in the scene itself, the rest of the movie being about us finding our makers should have been another hint. There's a WiFi network that pops up at my friend's house. It's called Big Wave Dave's. These are the same placemats and fortune cookies they use at the local Chinese restuarant in my town. lol are you selling this How come is there 5/4 players in the team tl;dr : M5 loves HotshotGG and rooted for him I heard the startup sound in my head From there? An ounce a day is what they said. If the class is THAT broken, then why hasn't there been more of an outrage by now? That's a peculiar looking sctotum. I got gayer... May I ask what is the deal with immigrants in America, not American. I understand that it can cause Jobs to be given to them and not someone else. But sometimes they are Refugees, and need a safe place to stay. So I don't get it, and if the jobs are the problem then why don't factories or companies set up shop in America? same here weird But everything I was going to ask for was physical stuff I'm still voting for Johnson, but Obama's detailed description of how evil the Republican "agenda" is during this speech is probably the most persuasive argument I've heard to date for voting for Romney. Desires as in... hm.. 2 or 3, i can't remember, but you're right - it's pretty hard to work with D: a lot of tiny bubbles appeared in the last couple days but i dunno why.. I tried a minecart, He didn't want to get inside it I used to work with a girl who was morbidly obese. She loved wearing shorts. Because of the way her thighs rubbed together the shorts would ride up a little with every step. Eventually she'd have to reach down and yank each leg free from her crotchal region because they'd get stuck. When she sat down her gut would flop over and if she hadn't dislodged her shorts, it'd look like she wasn't wearing anything on her lower half. for some reason this pic made me think of the movie 'the stoned age' Haha, yea i guess spellcheck failed me yet again, would it be incest because well you are related to your own foot Yea it is kind of hard when one of the clues have been cemented over DeJesus is slow enough that he could have walked that ball to second base and still got him out. Wow you could be a model I'm more impressed that the kid thought this approach might work "gay sex with hats on" I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ANYMORE, way to take massive offence over nothing That's unfortunate How is trying to do something nice, seem like being a total idiot? Unfortunately no... in my country the only movies we get to see with Cary regularly are Saw, Liar liar, The Crush and Robin Hood. Oh... especially Robin Hood! Seriously it's like they air it at least 3 times a year I visited too and I was mindfucked by how there are houses just a short distance away from the entrance to camp II where the gas chambers are. How the camp I is practically in the town. I definitely wouldn't want to live there; gardening, watering the flowers, oh what a nice weather, the death camp looks lovely today. that's his actual normal hair.... ho...holy shit. I saw this on facebook first..... Did you really just type PhDizzle? Walk with a demo? But...What if we both were different sides to the same person!? Thanks? That's scary Why do your family members have all the same names as mine? I think I would just go to a doctor to get those removed So... how did the dad die? Eye balls at the end All right, I weathered the storm and just sacked up. I didn't cheat, kept my normal routine and just decompressed with some lifting (first time I've really lifted in a year Right now it's pretty ridiculous. 90k to craft a dread shield. With 4 properties. Four? You guys must be a very logical family. .... By watching movies. Everyone knows that line. I visited UCSB and saw Ducs everywhere wowzerz! - awesome guitarist. Ecstasy < Great write-up! I can easily CSL becoming much, much bigger than it already is in the future (imagine ESPN doing College Gameday for a CSL match Pista. For sure. and that bar angle... So complicated I own the Spice and Wolf blu-rays! I love that anime! Season one is my more favorite of the two, but both are awesome! I really hope they do a third season. I remember no aliens. Jealous Lol. If you were my age I'd date you, js And whoosh, someone downvoted you You have your skills set to 1-4? Dat Absol TIL, NAMBLA is real... What would never fly? My residence at his house in the first place or his rules about co-residence? I wonder too Indys are my all time favorite. If you like riding tight trucks without even touching them then Indys are the way to go. I've used thunders and didn't like them, plus they snapped in about 5 months of skating Oh man i remembered how it was when i was 21 and had a baby face... it was annoying to beat heck, i was in the milltary, when i went to my first command, people really thought they dressed their son up and brought him to work as a joke. i have had 12-13 year old girl come up to me and said "my friend likes you" and started giggling... sigh i bet now she would have posted her story to /r/letsnotmeet i was a gentleman and instead of blowing her off i went up to them and explained that i was in fact 21, and though i was honored that they thought i was cute they were too young for me. they looked at me like i was going to do something uncouth to them. Finely i had a lady cutting my hair and asked "sooo how old are you 12?" i was like It would be great if these pictures had captions, to give the images significance. But it looks pretty cool! That's a whole lot of obsidian ...what? Wtf was that creepy thing in the field? I am a fucking dumbass. Why? Yet it contains pear juice you have less DPS than my barb About to go to camp. This is fucking epic, where did you get it?! That looks like someone put a toilet and a sink in a janitor's closet. he raged quit! Why not just get a 690? apparently... someone else was there to take the picture Is there a high res version of this The rogue encampment feels safer than lut gholein. Those lightning beatles outside the gates and the lizard people and skeletons living in the sewers I... I upvoted that... reminds me of someone in my city I noticed on okcupid who was looking for gay guys for friends, saying that they were her favourite type of people in the world. So strange and shallow, not wanting any straight male friends, which she clearly pointed out she had none of This one is the creepiest I've seen yet. They have no idea people are watching them. Please explain? I need to know exactly what's going in here That sounds like and orgy to me I know this is off topic, but... YOU'RE INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL! Holy balls, are you future me?? Im 5'7", 125 lbs, did gymnastics, and now Muay Thai. Im currently 19. Im also studying computer science and judging by your username, you're a programmer too She's pulling just short of 5 arrows per round (6 seconds). I'd say she's about lvl 11-15 Ranger with the Rapid Shot feat. Giving her a -2 to every shot she makes, so she at least has Dex 13 and the Point-Blank Shot prerequisite. I might stat her later... 0_o_ I thought I was the only one who did this.. How else would you pronounce it? I was expecting the pest queen to be super hard but i did it first time barely using any food what a creative way to tell the guy to clean his keyboard sometimes... I thought Quantum of Solace was good Hey guys ash isn't wearing anything under that jacket Is that a washing machine in your kitchen? ouch lol. i didnt even know that was possible "Alea iacta est." Hank Hill lives in the matrix ?!?!?! holy crap If she's dead.... And here... What is wrong with Miranda's Phalanx? I miss this so much "What's you favourite way to kill a squirrel?" But bats don't have horns TIL some people wet the toothbrush *after* putting toothpaste on. But... so... then... it would be a plain attack Holy glop LSP has boobies I srsly think this can compete with MLG and GSL... 31K dps 21K hp... not very good YOU DUN IT? ....no its actually not Yeah, I'm not going to comment on color explosions given my current text log in my own game >Holy glop LSP has lumps When did I downvote you? I actually just bought that online. Someone keeps downvoting you. They must really want you to watch it too. O_O...O_o...o_O...-_-... >Holy **glob** LSP has lumps DAT KILT! nothing wrong with fat I was going to say this. I was examining myself in the mirror (actually I can see myself in a mirror when I shower, so creepy) and I keep thinking, "I look fat". Then I think I reached for the soap and my tummy almost disappeared and I was like " Those were some really attractive workers. The funny part is that without my glasses I can see it.. Actually I'm not. I tend to see both sides, but sometimes the win stories are like wth? Technically 22.8 million and yes, if there are not 2 witnesses to the act (Which in the case of child molestation, is that ever really going to happen? Do you realize what you've just done. I want to join and help build spawn, maybe all of it I knew they were going to nerf oracles but I thought it would just be a price increase I don't get it wait, this isn't even a troll account A neighborhood sports bar, off of Curlew. How in the world would you deal with a silent protagonist without ruining it. You can suck your own nipples! That guy has like 0 muscle mass in his hands. Just skin and bones "Where does Simon live, Billy?" Suddenly it all makes sense I think I've done a really messy job here, but I'm unsure of how to blend this. I tried several times and I must be doing something incorrectly, either it went way too far up or the light&dark blue shadow would kind of overtake each other... I have no idea how to do this... I'm much too shy for that, and know far too many redditors. The thing about this particular circlejerk that pisses me off is the premise behind the supposed propaganda. Reddit just *knows* that *all* soldiers are mercenary murderers for corporations and that is why an apparent propaganda campaign would be necessary in the first place. But reddit knows better... I think your first sentence is a fragment >.> I kept looking for the "reason" part of the statement, but it was nowhere to be found I'm bloody Swedish, my Spanish knowledge goes as far as counting to three and saying yes... i havent seen her stream ever wut. I think you substituted a character there I pray they don't ever contact George R. R. Martin, then. I use a road called Short Cut Rd when I head down to my families lake house. It is not a short road at all! And it's spooky at night. I can't find either one of those apples in my area! I dunno why people have so much troubles with "lose" and "loose" When'd the bra come off? I thought of that episode of Doctor Who where TV ate people's faces This is true - we encountered a rabid juvenile squirrel on a trail once. It kept trying to chase us and our dog Somehow, everyone got the joke in all the other comments but mine.... whooosh even in context Damn It looks like plastic... Scary Billy motherfucked Joel? Okay, I guess I have to admit it wasn't bad. Not quite what I expected, considering it's only short characterizations, but definitely not terrible or badly written. And not so much different from some of what-if speculation here, truth be told. (Although I don't think I'll be able to get the image of Catelyn hugging Tywin out of my mind anytime soon. EGBDF for the ascending lines on the treble clef and ACEG for the ascending spaces in the bass clef? How do they not make sense? I knew a girl who used to do this.. Minecraft Whatever, sweetie. I'm not the one claiming a guy is smart for thinking with the little head. Watching Evil Dead 2 when I was 12 made me feel the same(Ash getting attacked by his reflection Holy crap, that's crazy. What's with that couch I don't really either. I'm a clicker and I do just fine. The boogey man.. I literally needed to reopen the image just to make sure the couch cushions weren't a giant pair of boobs. Are you effing serious? Everyone in the world says hi. How is a 1 bud hat being sold for 1.5 anywhere near a quicksell Why do you find it necessary to make fun of anybody? If it weren't for MB's fans, he wouldn't have won the the contest to get the money in the first place Really? I have the feeling that Kripp always plays D3 early in the morning although these servers are everywhere, isn't it a violation of the DICE tos? In battlefield 2, i remember they said ranked servers have no right to ban specific weapons. I have a lot of games, what would my top 3 be? Lone Druid average 645 gpm I agree, much better than seeing a video called " Uh...that's Conyers. I worked on it. Whaaa.... Someone just gave me a bunch of shit for having philo and hog on ....he was kind of a dousch....claimed thats why I wasn't clearing fast...when i was I don't have ADHD and I have trouble making decisions. That stare Here we go again.. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not SPEE? Jessie and James in black uniform If your implying you wanna kill anyone who has mildly annoyed you much like Mr. Bale please don't I get them on the street near my work. I'm just walking to work and they try and stop me as they wander the streets preaching. I'm not really that familiar with Aurora and the area beyond what my half dozen or so visits have shown me, but I was told that rap/r&b music stations still don't exist there So he was gonna smash your prostate? then... why wouldn't they have been aware you were about to own them with recordings of the phone calls? ...mother? I think this one's home is r/WTF. Just moved here a few months ago... how did you know to do [s] if its your first time? ....your neice is....nice... Woah Dear god, this is getting creepier and creepier. He used to just snapped his head towards us in the gif, now he actually slowly raises his head and stares into our soul I've done it a couple times at the waitress's suggestion and held on to it with a death-grip the whole time. Now I make sure and get a booth and just stick the carseat in there. A waiter did accidentally knock over my friend's EMPTY carseat while it was sitting like that and I felt absolutely terrible for the guy. He was white as a ghost and shook up probably for the rest of the day. My friend was holding the baby and laughed it off like nothing. She hadn't even strapped it in. I don't know who would downvote you That is totally not true. My incredibly creepy friend asked me to leave the phone on speaker and not tell him so she could just listen wait... *scarier...?* for the first time I'm glad I own a 360 Thanks so much! I didn't know that you could hear the other person through the mic Nope. It's a book series? This is freakin crazy, I came to the comment section just to say the same thing You're getting downvoted, is it really ? WoW at a lan-event? How does that even work? I bet she really blows too I'm surprised it's this far down. It was my first thought on seeing the pics, but then I got distracted by all the other horrible stories and forgot. How about the sound of a ghast suffocating when you spawn him in a small room... When I'm with my dad at the store, he walks really fast. Arms swinging, long strides, like he's on a goddamn mission. I honestly can't keep up with him, I find myself doing a run, walk, run, walk routine just to keep up! Just imagine, everyone's browsing the store, and then you see a 43 year old man just going full speed straight to the target. Eyes locked Straight to the Milk That makes me think, is "burning family photos" a common behaviour in schizophrenic people? Any psychiatrists around to explain it? i think its vagina perfume.... woooah, .03 seconds for me That is rather traumatic Not sure what exactly is making you leave but alrighty Hah! And here I am at 3:30 pumping and was totally confused cuz I thought you said I said Cheerios. Follow that logic? im still trying to figure out the rules of the fetish, i guess just girls in flip flops crushing things? seems mostly like roaches or zombies/ghosts /r/spacedicks just frightens me People still click skills in this day and age? You support Poland but you're clueless about this? I'm a Gantz man myself. But yes, I see the resemblance A vial? An inch or more, a 1/4 inch Was it still alive?! Did she put it in her vagina More like bath salts. Man, is Dreamhack nothing but 15 year olds or something? It's like he farted Read that as cute, hairy foreskins... I really need to find/watch the old series... I'm one of those pale as fuck pink ones What kind of body do you have that's running at 47.6 C? I actually think that was the point, since General Iroh #2 is Zuko's grandson. It makes sense, and Zuko's voice is absolutely amazing, so I don't really have a problem with it, as long as I hear that beautiful, beautiful voice. Agreed. Only suggested for diagnostic purposes only Human Centipede..... I'm just curious as to why they patched on the weekend.... They've never done this before... Who the hell does that against Amumu/Lux/MF/Chogath I don't know why, but every time I see him, I think he's actually the love child of Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) and Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid) Said as much. Waste of a question Plays games with shoes off, sleeps with shoes on What? WTF but...its james Hang on, wasn't Tails playing against Stephano at Dreamhack yesterday? Is GESL online? Not sure whether to be happy or sad about that what a shame... lol > Holy glob LSP has lumps that look like BOOBS Shrug 1rm? Really? Fingers crossed then....... wtf that actually worked my back hurts Speaking of goo: What was the green goo David finds in the tunnels? The one that even had blue shimmer when he stretched it between his fingers? And how come that slime could stay there for 2000 years? And how was David able to get rid of it since it seemed to have the consistency of superglue That's so weird...I was envisioning this playing out on Cloud Kingdom I think I saw a head with red eyes hanging in the tree branch near the middle. i can see a meme coming from this..... I was wanting to go get a plant from the outside "nursery" that they have, asked a gal for info of a few of the plants, and she not only had no clue about any of the plants there, but could barely speak English, so the assistant manager was called to help me. yes it is The one near my house doesn't do that Add me for both 5:1 trades, I can't find you over steam regardless of species too? Yeah, I've noticed people on reddit aren't very emoticon friendly. Especially with the more Asian style ones. (> _ < > _ > Yeah I would post these in the main sub, but it's like dropping a grain of salt into the ocean, my stuff always gets swamped there I love the way the boobie is moving. Hypnotizing You spit out mucus? Mind fuuuuuuuuck Hahaha, i got to know that one about 2 month ago, nice try tho!! :D Check out the other one with the trainstation Water is the worst lube? football is crazy man, really really crazy WTF WAS THAT GAME The throws Do you believe me if I say that I noticed it just NOW? Sand with Crosseyed and Painless teases. Does the bit with the paper and cup mean the thing Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom did in Curse of the Black Pearl with the boat would work? I LOVE YOU. Soul Bossa Nova just came on at JCPenney when I opened this post. It looks so nice! xD Not that you asked for them, but the only critique I have is the chain of bullets... Are they photoshopped in? I am having problems processing the part at the end when he sprays, wipes across with his fingers and then crinkles magazine paper to make perfect looking branches that include proper shading and texture?! *oh, and that part only took 6 seconds* He looks just like my boyfriend's lab For some reason this seems like a necessary skill for me to learn in order to continue my life now. Just in case.... A lot of repeats... We never saw him again after that day She's like gazing into my soul I....didn't even notice that Stephano was 2-1, I have no clue how I did that. Is this for real? cooked his ass... Wait, what else is there to buy on Steam other than games? I'm either having major deja vu or I've read this before You label morde as a hypercarry but not ryze? i don't know why but all of the kids eyes creep me out Did your sister grow a mole on her lip Thank you sir, i hadnt heard of muse as a magazine (australian here) automatically assumed the band and was happens with my cat except she stares at something really scared that i dont see.. and he has to face Taeja False: they probably are a doctor ... How did you smash the *top* of the tank like that?? There's even a cube There are urinals in Wawas? whats the source Maybe the guy keeps dying but they keep taking his outfit and giving it to other guys just to freak team avatar out I'd go with Atrocious. Boring until the last 20 minutes, then it gets utterly creepy. Didn't know about the key thing. How the... oh hi. why do atheists find the need to bash religion so hard, are they offended if what people believe in? I'm not sure.. German, I think why do christians find the need to bash homosexuality so hard, are they offended by different love? Floridians have an accent? sweet baby jesus, you do NOT look 17. My gramma always struck me as really wonderful and smart but not particularly educated or having very 'broad' horizons if you know what I mean. She was also known for using 'unfortunate' racist terms that it was evident she wasn't using to be mean, she was just ignorant of what they meant. Anyway, right before she died I found out that she spoke Mandarin chinese! I was about to order one, and then the shipping came up as $15. does anyone else think that the girl's 80's bottoms are more "showey" than they are now? I was just watching the pOppler episode Nice job, but where was the rest of RED? Pork? Acne? That's very strange. The only things that seem to give me breakouts are phytic acid and too much omega 6.... both of which are in nuts.... A guy I know told me that they sleep in-between wall plasters damn it gooby Gorilla glue Good tip. I am amazed op got to a2 inferno with such low stats though I actually had to look that up Wow We have this magic powder that -- ... I really don't know. I think the mothers/older women have some sort of sorcery that makes a lot of our food really good. As a fan of electronic music, I got excited and thought you were cooking with Armin van Buuren. My bad That looks fucking marvelous. Last month? Snow? What frozen tundra do you dwell in? I want this power It's cheap and good... I know that feel, i'm 5 months, 11 days in lol. It's like all I think about. I am always happy with the mid air nitrons but this I always think "oh that's cute" and then I think "WTF ponies have hooves wearing socks doesn't make any sense!" Is there a correct way to spell shananigans? Uh, that's the Scout from TF2 What is that stuff USA, Monaco, and Mexico ........................what Watching this episode right now... Ah, I don't think he is sniffing your ass. Why would aliens ever do that? Who are you Da Fuq'd I just read. This just fuckin creeped me out "I'm not saying that's her intention." But, "that's how people are starting to perceive her." You're a cat? 4 exclamation marks someone took a shit while eating a hotdog? I looked at his comment history. Negative a lot of karma every time he posted about arrows to the knee _except_ when he posted in /r/4chan I should also mention these are male characters. Priscilla is female. Stokes, I don't know what gender that is TIL I am not a normal girl welcome to the world of atheism, its that way for all the ex believers. If you haven't yet, just wait till you get into science. You think you were blind about religion I understand what you are saying. But I don't think that's a fair parallel to make. Cutting of a tail is like cutting off an arm. Circumcising a penis is more like removing that awkward 6th toe your son was born with (my friend actually had that happen How can you NOT see the difference? We have that same chair! It actually looks sort of like my house (from what I can see). You could be one of my neighbors! Um... wow. I go away for a week, come back, and, just... wow. karmanaut supporting Liverpool FC? This means war. I'd shave off her hair to replace mine. WTF the guy literaly kidnapped Scara I was not too thrilled with the clowns running for the GOP. Mitt Romney was the one who also passed "Romney Care" but they do not talk about that too much do they? When I was living in M.A, I was forced to have health care. I was paying half of what I make (minimum wage) to pay for a state healthcare plan that kept having its terms revised every month or so (one of these revisions being I can not have prothstetic limbs if it came to it haha yeah sometimes when i replayed it back I'm like woah what did i do here I'll try not to. ... I know exactly what you mean, and that is the perfect way to describe it, but god that sentence had me going Ha! If reddit is the place where you see it the most I envy you. I moved to the bible belt and now I see it almost daily. I even hear it at the church. "Well, you only YOLO once ya know?" Which makes me want to scream for so many reason it's insane. If you go bald at 16, you shave off your hair and become badass, not have problems with confidence I just noticed that my hometown, Trondheim, is in that picture... no. 3? You've read it 327 times???? Because cruisers never go down. Dude, that is the Transformers guy I'm wearing those underwear right now Is that what happened your first time? They shouldn't do that This is more than 5L of water a day? Jack and daxter is 10 years old. God damn it, that smile is so ungodly creepy. Those two are brothers. ^ yeah I don't know how you would miss that....especially since they didn't announce a winner at the end of that first match... Can you even play any game which requires quick mouse-movement with the mousewire like that? Wowzer. Why would you get rid of it? Oh, goddddd I live pretty near there too. Ok, so, just finished the video. this is really neat. I did this little party trick for my family over Christmas, they were like Well. I'm kinda a big bleach fan so I made sure I got all the Bleach, even the bad ones. Sorry for being so biased in my pictures it does show i am amazed that people love the keto diet so much. I couldn't live without fruit and berries, they make me feel so clean inside and give me tons of energy! they are also so important for cleaning out your digestive track! i would hate to know what the insides of those people who eat only meat and cheese look like. God I remember at the very beginning of that essay I was just jokingly saying "Ha, he's prolly talking about eating them." One page later I was like Its for balance, yet people only wear one on one arm and nothing on the other making them unbalanced WTF Nah I didn't expect anyone to miraculously put my vid back up. I was just wondering if people had similar experiences since LoL parodies seem to be popular. Already contacted youtube What is the white fur tube there for??? perhaps you should reread it The father of my best childhood friend was imprisoned recently for raping a 12 year old girl. I used to see him almost every day and he coached my under 15's football team Blenders? Do these exist? Daaaaaaayumn that's quite the load. By the way in case you don't know who these guys are, Alex Epps is Cyberoptics, Dennis Miller is Quartus Saul, and Chris Snape is Chrispy. No thank you What is this? It doesn't look like Pandemic 2. Is it just me, or is it impossible to stop looking at the picture? Wow, he looks badass. Its must blend in with the cold blooded creatures there is a monster ? I have never once encountered anything like that in my music. Haha. That's what I was thinking...of doing. Fuck this video And I thought losing 1.8kg last week was overdoing it a bit Just like Justin Bieber is an artificial bio-human built by the Canadians to take over... First the Western Hemisphere.. Then the rest of the world but.. but.. I don't hate anybody in my class That IS weird. You never know with people, they could have been a crazy psychopath couple like off of "Natural Born Killers" and knifed all of you had you offended them. Do they hate money?! Do they not understand how business works? I... I just don't understand this. Its bad for them and bad for you. Just... WHAT? Did I seriously just get Rick rolled like THAT? Dafuq??? Apologies, I've had silver shadow for a few months, too.... I *need* to learn how to do this read it "Demonic Party" ....I think I need to divorce my husband and marry you now. lycan banned every single game dota 2 .... Omg, just looked this up and my mind is blown. His eyes. They're huge haha wow that was soo much worse than what i expected It does look like the Sheehan signature. not sure if sarcasm or honest assumption. Reddit has killed my sarcasm detection ability though I guess the :O face may mean it is . I...I thought it was Jeezy? K umm that video was funny and all, but I'll see that face she makes in the last few seconds while trying to fall asleep tonight Looks like your boobs are doing this face But you didn't edit your comment... Mind sharing some stories on how Truth or Dare worked out? I came on here to say just that. Thanks. Thank you. I had no idea transferring was so easy/free. He looks kind of like tht Irate gamer. I wasn't that funny I'm scared... WTF was he doing under it in the first place Looks like you're in luck, because this thing is both Right What? we do have indie games Ok, I clicked on this earlier today got freaked out and left, and then I clicked it again. at night. This is an actual "Request for Domestic Violence Restraining Order" filed in a court in the Inland Empire. After additional information a temporary order was granted. This information is public record but names and case number have been removed to protect the filing parties. Just another example of the fine upstanding citizens of the Inland Empire…. ....I thought it said July...as in next month If thats the mouth, imagine what the vagina must be like That will surely get the ridership numbers back up. ok... Cindi Lauper just killed Heath Slater dude your parents are asian? they invented pokemon High standards make for lifelong listening. I don't know if I could handles 50s lounge though ( ...why 6500 I was gonna ask if it was like, 13" What the hell just fell out of your mouth. i'm more interested in the conundrum presented by the lyrics. the fact that she doesn't know she's beautiful is what makes her beautiful. and yet, by composing the song to her, informing her therein that she is beautiful, the singer renders null the one thing (that he specifies, anyway) that makes her beautiful to him. with this newfound knowledge, is she no longer beautiful? Hmmm. #1 Ron Paul #2 Rick Perry ( I don't think... that many would consider self.com a gift. took me awhile to get what was going on. I didn't see the pit icon and I thought you had thrown the bat that far I got banned from practically EVERY Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Discussion Forum you can possibly find for....telling the truth, apparently. I read this as "horribly *eaten*" It was a 25k deficit God, what a beautiful dress a british guy doing a fake british accent while pretending to be american Is that...Incursio from Akame ga Kiru? This toast has been toasted before! Thanks for the upvote, didn't expect nearly this much Stop giving him ideas!! ** Just put it on a table and flip it around It is. Lol srsly Scary thought! You can get them in Perth [](/eeyup " This... This is beautiful Are u quoting a man called died? yeah, and that only took two years of waiting… Yeah, I felt it in cheltenham. no friends on 350 These creatures are called Jinns. Other than that..this story was creepy. Something related to Ouija Board happened to my classfellow as well. Me too. Hey, remember that one we had in Brisbane like a decade ago ... Funny you mentioned this, I just had to do this the other day because of a hydraulic line failure going to my slave cylinder. Saved myself a 60 dollar tow charge by being able to limp it home. My friend that was with me was all like Why are you getting downvoted? **If you want to get to the actual answering of the question and skip past this tangeant on 4.0, jump down to about halfway thorugh**... Not to mention unlimited spell casting, enough health to tank most barbarian crits, daily powers akin to sixth level spells. Etcetera. And I haven't even made it to level two yet Seriously it was incredible... Now that Symbol is in RO16 he will able to prepare for his games. the lack of posting between 9-5? JUST FIVE!?!?!? No context? TL;DR At first I was like WTF?!?! But then What if he is the drummer or bassist New jungler? I'd pick up HotshotGG Dat bow. i should remember to do this more often instead of staying up until 4am with adverts and recaps every 5 minutes If you're scared of such vanishingly small risks you should just move closer to work. Your commute to work is probably a million times more dangerous than the chance you get hit by a stray bullet in the most dangerous of neighbourhoods. Now a home invasion or mugging would be a real risk but as I said you seem to have that covered They are beautiful and possibly full, but busty? HOLY SHIT +20?!!?! I have mixed feelings about your comment. I...I read it Pretty Did you install the Zeppelin mod and accidentally attach the steering wheel block to the ground or something? Shit just got PostSecret How the fuck did you manage to get me two tabs in one? the brilliance lies in the simplicity Whoaaa, is that an angler fish with the Earth as it's illicium (lure)? I did this the other day, my brain was so tired it couldn't figure out how an alarm works. But somehow I found the exact right plug, next to like 3 other plugs. Did not expect a caption like that! He's got the weirdest boner Well, I guess Do you think the hacker saw your winnings in the chat window? If so maybe if I ever get so lucky I should send my prize to one of my other characters. Best ways to hide a dead body. *craves an explanation* Redditors have emotions?! It's almost as if, behind the clever usernames there are actually... humans it ... exploded? I USED MY FIRST MBALL ON A DITTO TOO!! and I also had no idea how to save. I caught a caterpie and turned everything off, then started over after asking my friend how to save... I caught a metapod and thought "oh great this one has already evolved". Obv he turned out to be a useless little bitch who could only use harden. Oh, and I think I only really trained venesaur. He was like 75 when I killed sabrina. Sorry what?.... It's not one of those things with a face and this horrible noise coming out of nowhere if that's what your asking lol. I was actually worried about the same thing so muted it and skipped quickly through it all to make sure... It is pretty scary tho I noticed this too, as well as lots of references to "The Red" in the first couple issues of Swamp Thing. Something is brewing Wouldn't that mean that Belial would use the players body as a vessel? I'm not wearing socks Noticing this would require actually reading through all of this code Thank you! It's just so many new things thrown at me at once. I am all well i couldnt have paid them the 300/mo without playing poker. Whoa?! Awesome! Holy shit, your username is two letters off my real name. Which site? Oh dear. isn't it actually <TIL The Hague is Den Haag in English>...?? What if someone read TO him You don't like prudes but don't like girls who have had sex? That's pretty particular Bearish. ...im only 21 and i thought she was atleast a year older than me not watching, ever. Good thing my DH isn't my main The fuck You're just perfectly proportional Is this post real? Oh my... fucking.... I'm fainting just by looking at those pictures Wait now I'm confused... which is which? If someone hacked silk road and was going to put a phishing page up, wouldn't they make it the front page? Why go on reddit and post a work-around to a phishing page? this is re-cycle ... some pretty disturbing shit in that movie. nothing compared to the walking-through-the-uterus scene (with shitload of crying creepy babies So I guess Christians believe in Satanic miracles for this to be true? Is that Kurt? This is just.. what.. Was this normal in HoN? How is self serving to sacrifice yourself for someone you love? I'm sure its an all ages event :) hopefully reddit isn't like Logan's Run come to life.... yeah i know i was conflicted i could line the names up or line the dvd cases up ive seen this TL;DR on r/gonewildstories You can copyright single words? I just heard "Oh, my..." in my head in George Takei's voice Holy shit What At the time I'm posting, this thread has exactly 666 downvotes. I'm attracted to 80% of women. It looks a lot like the opening of cod4. fourteen Source? I love the hair style and eye makeup together. Definitely a very different look though People buy that shit? Next thing you know you have two track bikes... that you ride on the street... with enough parts for a third. Games on Steam are always .99 and that is .95 Whoa, it's like someone forgot to turn on tessellation for their house. From my experience, ABU's tend to be much warmer than a flight suit I'm afraid to click As a white man, I've been accused of helping take all the "black pussy" by some drunk guy. It was during our first date. Whatever, man. I'm not gonna upload pictures of myself to the internet just because some random guy doesn't believe that I'm a kid. Everything on nosleep is real. That's crazy! Call me morbid, but I wonder how long it took someone to die while hanging upside down, or how a person could "spun to death." i just bought one of those "I don't think you're ready for the boomerang yet" This is the first time I think I've actually looked a size comparison between a standard sized Imperial Class Star Destroyer and an Executor class Star Destroyer. That thing is huge. JIMMY JOOOOHN'S!! so many Ned Stark heads! ¯\_( Imagine there is just one delivery guy Obama renewed them too. I love all the people who automatically assume they're being trolled. What if that, itself, is the troll? What if because you have been redditing for so long any extream amounts of stupidity no longer seem legit? Therefor, when *real* stupid comes along, the troll is not the stupid itself, but the assumption of trollage. I love all the people who automatically assume they're being trolled. What if that, itself, is the troll? What if because you have been redditing for so long any extream amounts of stupidity no longer seem legit? Therefor, when *real* stupid comes along, the troll is not the stupid itself, but the assumption of trollage. do i have to sleep in the dog house tonight....with, with, THAT...THING If he didn't discuss with anyone, how would that prove he wanted a discussion? What do you mean you miss it? I still see it fairly often is his english worse than mine??? now shes under your bed How come there is lyrics about a Turian bomb when the video was posted before ME3 came out? "Owner" is the name for owners, and "Admin" is the name for admins. If you cant figure this out you have brain damage If you draw cartoons we cut your head off. HAHAHA just kidding..... Or am I Not true. In vanilla, you don't have permissions, therefore the Admins and Mods and Owners etc share the same physical permissions, so in vanilla an admin is higher. With bukkit, Admins and Mods typically don't get op also, therefore Ops are greater in power for having all permissions. Both of what you thought is incorrect... look it up sometime, seriously Hypothetically... how would you provide proof for this? Fetus in a jar? What? I'm A-positive and have donated before...they actually turned you away?! Volume 1 is coming out this summer, and the entire set should be done by (I think OMal said 2014, which is ridicious to color something). Now, what I Would do, is buy the Boxset now, have fun with it. When the new colored set comes in, give the old ones to your little brother (nephew or whatever)((comics are Rated 13+ btw)). Or just keep them yourself. Just think, in 10 years you can say "Did you know Scott Pilgrim used to be black and white?" And everyone will be like " do you downvote him every time you see his name? What's with the thing at the end of your comment there? that seems likely, we prob could also encode colors that we cant see That could have been a hell of a close up shot of somebody getting cut in half. Wait, is this... can you do that? also: what about pansexuals? Can you steal lycans ult? Yes Somebody always says something great. Thanks. I'm a really nice guy who has a full beard and children isn't just it. Half the time I feel like people Hey guys this may not be relevant to Joey but it is to patrats. So me and my brother many years ago decide to join club penguin. Tried lots of cool usernames. None worked. So we came up with some retarded names that no one would possibly pick. I chose natlat he chose patrats. And may I remind you this was before Pokemon diamond and pearl was released. I soon evolved my username to ch1i2 and he kept his patrats username after coming upon one in his Pokemon white game. Coincidence: maybe. My thoughts: DP tournaments? true..i have no brothers or sisters... Laughed loud enough to wake my slumbering 3 year old... I can't tell if this is a joke or real That is really far from the screen wow really? awesome but... OW!! I thought everyone despised you. Ive never seen that bike before.. but holy crap its sexy. it looks very maneuverable My mind blacked out as I was reading that shit... Wait... How long has it been possible to save on the ps3 All I noticed was the massive amounts of kegs in the picture I've got a philosophy on religion, I'd rather be a wrong Christian, and be non-existent after death, than be a wrong atheist and burn for an eternity.. Eternal torment kinda seems like a high price to pay for being wrong. There's a disc golf course in Cruces? Wow these look amazing Already downloaded it. Hmmm... maybe. It does feel a bit like walking on ice for now. I also found a crack in my new back tyre! 1000 commuting miles later! That is amazing What in the devil is that on the floor of the passengers side.. it looks like a severed leg still nothing... its been 2 days... not even a comment.... NOPENOPENOPENOPE I do not have the balls to do that, not nearly so. This confuses me a lot. Mainly because I believe it is true, but am confused as to why. There are just as many woman as men. God these look delicious will most certainly look into this. sometimes it's those small things that go unnoticed ...what channeler guy? The first time I shot somebody with the SPAS-12 there and accidentaly hit the red paint bucket as well I was like *"When did BF3 become so gory?"* Very interesting, so they steal bankais rather than sealing them away?? I'd like to see how permanent/temporary the effects of that are and how it affects the Zanpaktous themselves (Hyorinmaru not replying?? In my country AMD Phenom II X4 Quad Core 965 Black Edition costs 130$ In the cheapest shop Ash Ketchum = catch'em Somehow this has a 7.7 rating on IMDB No fucking way your 50 Some of my smokebuddys do this >_> pisses me off, they know it does aswell, theres certain spots we go, they know if they drop litter ill speak up, so they dont do it in some but others go to town and drop everything... (2) not sure how my wording worked out there I missread "substitute" as "prostitute" and was like wtf, where did you go to school? nice try bir...wait hey now, let's not get too hasty. What the hell is that on the left of the Chinese text? Yes, I think we all remember how he shot to fame hosting the richard dawkins atheist game show in the late 90s right before his chart topping pop song 'be my meme', then all this science business got in the way this weekend Download? And your experience is insignificant because you have a very small sample size. If you can't get a bigger one then there is no point trying to collect data because it's extremely inaccurate. No need to get so offended jersey heat waves....brings out the snooki in us all This is the van I had to use today for the taxi service I work for....... I should really let my boss know. Ha, we just think horses are really pretty! ....I hope.... I am scared there is another way to shower? They're all like, phone sized Then that was one hell of a placebo effect It is constantly being updated, they could turn the game upside down for the majority anytime now, that's nightmare fuel for me. They'd be so cute covering my fridge. Wordpress? wow really? I ordered 4 more scroll racks when Avacyn restored came out because I thought it would be good with miracle. for 10$ each, Just checked the prices for tax and rack after I heard about the unbanning Yeah, I created a Jedi Consular and he had the massive butt. I was like, Did I mess up my character in the creation zone? Took of le robe and looked at my toons butt for a few minutes... Only 1%? Love to take that Reventon for a couple of spins I watched this recently. The whole movie I was like Oh jeeze, a 17" (which is one I would want) from Wacom is $2000.00. That's a bit beyond my threshold of money. Since 1.0.3? Woah... you're right! Those *lower* your damage? Simple? get baked out of my mind [ Didn't you know he was going to flame you? I get friend requests from folks like this once in a while, but I've yet to actually accept one... so he has tried it... Woah! He was in se7en. Eesh...I also find myself looking at pictures of corpses and other things. I thought it was somewhat normal. You think I'm kidding... I'm serious. Everyone else is a robot. Yeah similar stuff for me, I have one of the styptic pencil things though. I originally bought a bunch of Feathers, and then when everyone said I'd die, I bought a sampler pack as well. I would say that there is quite the difference in blades though. I've been using my DE for well over 6 months and am pretty comfortable with it. I recently decided to try some Astra blades, absolutely terrible. Crazy razor burn and everything. I have read that sometimes the 1st shave isn't as good, but I was too afraid to try it again. I don't even know what the blades are that I am using Wait, you didn't use any water, just maple syrup? Apparently. Wow, I had NO idea that even existed ....... how have I been here 3 years and missed that entirely SKYRIM?! TIL Reddit is entirely in Text's head you're next. What are you fighting that Shadowmere's regen isn't fast enough for? Here's another question... Brute with Safe Fall and Superheavy vs Shrike... Who wins.... "Feed it small dogs and baby chimneypansees..." they said, "you'll be fine...," they said... How did you predict you would be so relevant 5 days ago? Holy shit those are giant Can you tell me how to change it? "Take it home...," they said, "You'll be fine...," they said... So you got his cat killed and now you're gonna call the humane society so he'll lose the rest of his animals? They went on an uploading spree yesterday Did she read them?! Hrm, yes, quite. My doctor said 37 weeks, and my friends doctor said 36 weeks, I seen a lot of phone apps that say 37 weeks kanske på dark sidan... Compared to their adult counterparts, all animals do. Especially humans Yeah, it's crazy how much people will pay for a currently unknown use item that seems to be slightly rarer... Kind of insane My local thrift store is horrible with pricing. I was helping my boyfriend look at jeans, and I found a pair from Walmart, priced at $16.99, which was probably within $5-10 of the original Walmart price. So I moved on down the rack and found a pair of Calvin Kleins priced at $4.99. Hmm.. Usually I don't notice, but if a person is obviously flirting then I ask them outright if that is what they are doing. If they confirm then I ask them to stop, since I don't like that kind of thing... I am really forward ... Conspiracy Damn I like your name Mostly because of what you posted with it though reccomendation: go for it! doing balloons while tripping is amazing. i was always somewhat let down by the lack of visuals from psychedelics until i did my first balloon tripping I've been here since 06, and just thinking about how things were then blows my mind... I can't even imagine if I had missed the in-between Notice that severs are back up... why not log in...45 min queue Yep, but I found it quite acceptable in this particular situation ... wow, what a treasure trove Size 10 is Sasquatch? You sure you don't mean dwarf problems? Person found, 8 fingers missing, 30 knife wounds in the chest, 4 in the throat, acid burns on the face, the inscription carved on thier chest "tell us what you know"....police investigator deems it; suicide. ... If I wanted to purchase the Shining Elf, would it be only a dollar, including shipping? I thought Piper was the legend in the segment 1 hour, 55 minutes yeah, late-last season one of his EU fans gave ForGG their EU account so he could ladder their as well. He got it from plat to GM before the league lock. Oh, really? I've been here for maybe five years, and I've only seen a bunch of their shells before I've never read so much in my life Wanted to say I surpassed stoner level: MAX; but than I saw his gauntlet submision Wow, this sorta scares me. For the sake of everyone on the road, I hope you're all being careful not sure i understand the down votes. It was just a joke Disbanded? Wait, so it adds 0.7 \* 115% = 80.5% weapon damage on each pierce rather than multiplying by 1.7 each pierce? wtf did I just read? is it a bad rap? FUCK what was this called? I remember this That's it Mr. Somerhalder, you're on the stalking list... Different regions I guess, where i'm from in the UK pants is trousers Bubbling what body part is this ? I had a similar experience, except jumping off the hood of a car. The way I remember landing was planting both feet pretty solidly, wide, low stance in the direction I was moving, crouched with arms out for balance, thinking "Okay. I'm good." Then, a second later, getting launched at ~50 kph and tumbling down the street for 10 or 20 feet I always hear people saying taking a shower is awesome while high, but, in all of my experiences its been horrible. I feel like it takes entirely too long to get everything done that is needed and its very unpleasant lol. Brushing my teeth while hie sucks too. That shit hurts while high Whats so fun about this? As a car passenger with the window open "I could throw my phone out the window right now...... and I would never see it again..... whooooaaa Jumping on the boat a little late! Ive been playing ME3 recently, but im down for any game! (that I own). My gt is XAV707. Feel free to add me! That goes for anyone else reading this... At first I forgot vampires didn't die of old age and I was like dang this guy is avoiding death like boss... Then I thought oh wait... machetes Last night I had a dream last night that he got traded to the cowboys for Jenkins... Weird hearing that he requested a trade this morning in SC. haha, i only came here to put that face < Uhhhhhh if someone who stabs his victim to death with an ice pick before dismembering him and having sex with his corpse isn't a "violent killer," I don't know what is. This...wasn't obvious to people? Two of my favorite british exports. Dat flat white paint The guy to the left of him looks like he's crying. OMG. Those houses! I haven't seen those since I moved out of California!! Holy shit I think you're right TIL Requiem has the prospect of something good happening. I just made a similar 'four thumbs' joke to my SO and he did not get it AT ALL. He thought I was talking about the cat. Yeah, I have 32 Gs here, and while they are pretty big, they have never caused me back problems of any description Ulfric did'nt save your life, Alduin did. I think I actually have an S. Grossa or S. Boreallis But isn't it worse to auto target the Carriers themselves anyway because then your units (marines, etc.) will just melt to the interceptors? And even if it wasn't detrimental, couldn't you just manually click on the carrier to target them holycow you have very low dps Rent is 75 a day? Damn.. That's pretty steep This is a man who believes that evolution is false because he's richer then an atheist he knows. This is new to me. J4, although I only tried once, and Talon. I just have no clue what items are good for them and what items aren't Curiosity begs me to ask, but how much money do you guys make on a single video on average (assuming you guys are partnered with youtube, if not, why not She's perfectly cute when her eyes aren't How can we both get high if I never pass it. Read the whole post* I have Pirate Slayer's Bracers but almost all of your items are in sets so I don't know u wanna trade some parts of the set or not Valve devs ? Icefrog isn't writing every line of code himself Rooty tooty fight and booty. maybe not to you specifically but maybe some one in your game? Why though? oh, hello urban dictionary... Yeah, but on the episode, the planet Mars is seen being split in-half on the stone. Why didn't the planet crack? According to my bank it costs $20 because of the conversion More pictures of your dashboard temperature readings, please? I simply cannot get enough of them! Jesus i'm visiting a small town now Is Cysero really a Brony? Everyone knows sylvester and jackie chan are porn stars though. I didn't know shae was at least. Does it light up, make noises, et cetera? Eating them? Building a robot? I have no idea lol, heh, ta! Hey, I'm from Hibbing, too! And. . . my last name is Nelson, too. Long lost sibling? Better look out! He's not trying to lure you to Superior, WI - he's trying to lure you *into the Lake.* star ameythysts are currently 1.5 million gold. maybe you should start smaller when asking for charity. Cool guy logic? Yes I also have the 'awaiting orders'-issue, actually very annoying because u can't force it to go away 666 points+ your username= I thought he was moving towards me for a while First thing in a while that actually made me say WTF out loud. I totally see myself doing this..... and I'm not even a GGG I'm just a tad neurotic No, you see, Durin died in the Elder days. I do not recall him making any videos. Eating periods? - You could grow your own food at home without the companies suing you? - Tigers and elephants existed when you were young?? Zombies don't have a mind though! Use the GIF version. O_O Use the GIF version. O_O Use the GIF version. O_O Use the GIF version. O_O Use the GIF version. O_O Use the GIF version. O_O Use the GIF version. same here , but after the update fix with the bug of blood bag and others , it showed platinium god screen , but not unlocked the avhievment Omfg.....what if they released two Mass Effect movies exactly the same, only it was male or female version with dif love interests. You look kinda weird.No offence but your a weird looking man! my parents have been separated for about a month tops, (he wanted the divorce) my dad feels the need to ogle, tell me how sexy, whistle at, and hit on women in front of me.. he has been meeting women online and constantly talks to me about it, and is already dating a girl and i was forced into meeting her and he kissed her in front of me. now i am not trying to be selfish or immature..but my parents just split up and he is going after girls even younger than me. (im 21) he can do w/e he wants obviously..but ive expressed i dont wanna be around it, and he keeps doing it.. i mean he does it to the point where its literally all he talks about to me even though he knows i dont like it. i come to him talking about something in my life, (examples recently: im 8 months pregnant, so pregnancy stuff, just enrolled in school, thinking of moving 2 hours away, got a job offer for more money and full benefits) he wont respond or care and will start talking about a girl. China is starting an army... of little girls im so glad im going to pick this up tomorrow.. will report back if mine spontaneously(spelled that right first shot That's gigantic. Protoss has been top of the ladder since forever pal I came downstairs to my guinea pig and my mum gave him ham. Rest assured I flipped. Thinking back he did eat half of it What the fuck is that huge machine? Those nubs i suppose poisoning them to death is quicker Is two virgins living together still considered "forever alone"? I saw nature at its most brutal when a small bird (not a baby) got swooped up by a hawk. It was so shocking That News Anchor's voice makes me feel strange inside Oh my Why is there an unknown package inside there I didn't see anything wrong with it... I can't stop staring at that ||||||||||| are actually all MKP's smurfs. "This stupid brick won't separate. Where's my brick separator? Oh well, I'll just use my teeth." Just wanted to say thanks again. I checked out my car again last night, and one of the 3 top "latch" doors has a metal ring in it, so I'm not crazy (it really is missing in the other 2) however I was able to move his seat to the one side that does have it. I don't know why I didn't realize that one of them was ok last time. My mother once told me that the birthmark on my back is from playing with little native kids. I didn't realize he was black I'm pretty sure that's just actual Morgan Freeman in weird lighting Listening to this song as I saw your post. creepy 1st hand experience? That's the same guy Weird people! This is why I don't understand why more Austrians aren't leftists (like me). It's a good thing you out that graph there. I might have been confused if you didnt Wow, really? Then the farmer thanks God......... I . . . I think it's a planet too I thought this was a great idea and dove into hardcore whole heatedly with a wizard (first Wiz I made). Then I had a massive lag spike on the network and came back to find my character on the brink of death, barely surviving a lagged encounter with a pack of elites. Woah, I've upvoted him 4 times too! So the wretched mothers quest gives 80k exp per completion? Congrats on the graduation! My little one turns 1 next month. I should go ahead and get one of these ... why do I have you tagged as having a horse dick? Surprisingly great play from Ryung, and surprisingly awful play from Leenock Definitely. When I saw that motherboard I was like Nope, are you? HOLY CRAP. YOU LOOK AMAZING Hang on a second here, you or someone you know has broken a silicon wafer *with their bare hands*?! What? Well, if they kill them all then they won't have anything to shoot at with the drones, right? Noise-mathrock-drone ??? That sounds AWESOME is he on the sub reddit? Yesterday he freaked out at some little kid because the kid called the z11 the little bird "Others Redditors" I've seen every stream so far and I'm still left breathless each time I tune in So in the name of preventing racism... specific colors of people aren't allowed to play certain games. Suddenly, I never want goldfish *ever* again. That's 105 in dog years TIL Japanese teachers use emoticons when grading papers. Might be nasty, but I tried eating some chicken hearts once at a restaurant....and you pretty much described my impression of them perfectly. Eeek. TIL that spiderman was still in print. I don't understand what that is... That chick writes for the huffington post. Its not a conservative making this argument wtf did i just look at? Holy crap Yeah, it was just the first thing that came to mind when I saw "funniest". I loved the performance, and the fact that I fully expected Sungjong to be Hyuna. And that ending gets me every time...Sungjong's glare. Did you assault him as soon as he turned his back on you? Also classic that "classic Japan" is once again something done by someone who is actually a westerner. That " Listen here, buddy, you think *you're* surprised? nice! $35 for 6 Am I the only one that read this in the guy's voice from the movie? I have a very strong feeling it's a boy, and can't picture anything else either. Thing is, I really want a girl... I wonder if my mind is just trying to prepare itself for dissapointment (just in case) or if it genuinely KNOWS... you know? ( you mean the lines of the door aren't supposed to be all wavy? My mother once let a girl and her two year old live with her for a few months. One day she witnessed the girl riding her bike...with one hand on the handlebars and one hand pushing/pulling her baby stroller beside her bike. Phew! I stared wide-eyed for some time at the gif before reading the title. I was genuinely relieved. Dafuq?! Yes! She exists... This makes things sooooo much scarier This is the best subreddit in the ENTIRE WORLD Everything mapped fine in SetPoint for me Or about to. The last "technique"... You can learn to change that, cue Nicolas Cage in Firebirds trying to overcome his eye dominance It has a rather bulky shell, so it is a little more weighted than others It's not just something guys check and I don't think it applies to the majority of profiles Hm, I dunno. The ending of Burschenschaft is feminine but "der Schaft" is masculine ... Some of these are just retarded. Like, it goes against all logic. I hope once I become a parent I don't end up retarded. Maybe kids make parents go nutty... Oh. Damn it. -_- wait.. are you the woman with the thighburns? I recommend going to Touch nearby for about 330 TWD (this will depend on if you're male or female and if you're a student) and then going to Luxy. Are you going by yourself Can somebody explain how pianist sounds anything like dick? But if you want speed, why not shorthand? It's *designed* to be fast to write by hand! Why isn't it taught in schools as the default way of taking notes? Huh. That's odd. Semi-related - If someone is overdosing on heroin or other downers, shove an ice cube up their ass. Snaps 'em right out of it. Happened at a BBQ one of my neighbors was having, and everyone watched confused as my neighbor pulled the guys pants down and... well.. shoved an ice cube us his ass. The guy went She's one of my favorites She "loves" you after talking to you for a week? Pan-Treads But the wording says jam your ass into the toothbrush, not jam the toothbrush into your ass. yeah but that woman has a hitler mustache 2 months ago? Pretty sure you were asking about bikes just under 1 month ago. You had a lot of orthodox, catholic, and anglicans at a non-denom Bible college? Why is it NSFW? The Brewers found Aoki who can hit, and is a fraction of the cost. Nice scouting department you got there Mr. Smith. Welcome to every day of a man's life.... Is it using a version 2 gearbox or did you replace the stock gearbox? I've been told of version 2s having issues with higher powered springs. However, it does look nice Yikes! I would have gone with cranberry juice. They ARE breeding. I already have some ogre children running around...seems like they will take over my fortress one day where did you think people learn It's incomplete... HOW COULD YOU! My son did the same. But took pictures of his testicles as wel Nice freakin coat why are you so mad? I think I can guess which two If anything /r/gonewild will beat spacedicks to it Back like a year ago they used to have patches that lasted longer than expected (>6 hours), but nothing serious has happened really until this week, and all the patches have been done well before expected at around 3 hours or so. They've really done a good job with it until this freakish week Haha, I hate it when someone deletes their comment to save karma, and then it looks like my response to it is actually a response to what he was responding to, and then it looks bad Oooohoh, last line I think I'd do the same. I'm decent at handling stupid people (call centre, part of the job) but hurtful stupidity pushes me too far this makes me think about the FSM in a whole different way Someone make this for Freak Fortress 2, now. So portal on crack? i came here to say this ..... Have you never seen it? Whoa, what? Yes, I do this. WHO ARE YOU Explains why my teacher had no idea what I meant when I used that saying Do they actually give free food to ugly people? What did i just watch? My Spanish teacher looks just like, and is from, Spain. (If Spain had a goatee lol), The German teacher at my school looks like fem!Germany (though she's from Austria :D), and I realized the other day that my fourth grade teacher looked just like France... Wow, I've never heard of this stuff before. I stopped playing before Ubers became a thing. Taipei Assassin's too strong Yeah, this happened to me when I was taking an IQ test at the University of Alberta. I was pretty good at sounding out the words, but some of the more difficult ones tripped me up Imagine dodge rolling with a centaur dis bitch be cray cray!! ( I'm the grader and I don't know enough Japanese to express my feeling so "o_O" seemed more appropriate than WTF!?! For those wondering about the origin of Those blue balls ( So you fisted his ass?... It's like a magic satchel for booze That's an..... interesting review metric. wow.... very detailed. i felt like i was right there watching you do all those dirty stuff. :) anyways, you should just apologize to her, duh. and laugh it off as a joke. unless... your not joking.. I want to know what you guys think about my picture. That actually seems like a good idea. However, I don't go to locals (I didn't have any close by until recently, and I just found out about it today LOL) I play mostly with friends, who use none of them (surprisingly not even veiler AMEN! I'm O negative and I donate when I can but I run a lot of obstacles so when I'm training I really can't afford the wipe out I feel when I donate more than about every three months. They call constantly. Actually I think my mom was more like Barney.... my dad initially denied that he was the father because my mom was living with a guy(who she swears was just a roommate) and also seeing a married man on the side(partially true, but she wasn't seeing him at the same time she was seeing my dad). This was a month long relationship... and in a note from my mom she describes the relationship as "Every night, All night" This makes me thankful that my room is on the second floor. Hand towel like a purell wipe or like a cloth? and Everything...? You're offline Now i'm wondering how they snapped that shot. His hand is on her hand as she's taking the photo. I have a 2.5 hour queue right now the only thing is, she probably gets eaten if you dont save her Why does this seem Holy shit! I just ate the nutella one (bottom right) and WOW! No wonder they won Cupcake Wars with it! It's a vanilla cupcake with a cream filling, nutella buttercream icing, dark chocolate with strawberries on top of that and powder sugar on top of it all. brothers? twins? mirror? shoop? Are you mad because we had a playoff team? This should be reposted every day 250 goddamned km/h? What the fuck were you driving? Was your wife giving birth in the back seat or what? Holy shit I always called them Fooglebinders. Uh.... hooray for child abuse jokes. Yikes. I can hear him say it I thought Porscha was a complete different rip-off company to Porsche. I managed to keep one on the line for 45 minutes...then I hung up, and he called back. how can we get her out? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! I just moved to east Texas...there's lakes everywhere here and I wanted to go swimming in one tomorrow His nose .... and this is why I drive manual transmission I'm actually surprised he's in AB already. FREE ORIGIN COUPON?? Now we just need more players to play trundle top lane Can you imagine if he and Baj were on a team for UHC? Their caves would be entirely unlit When I replied your whole entire first sentence was different, either that or I'm starting to go crazy. In the galaxy even... an then you see how many galaxies are visible in the tiniest sliver of sky and Holy shit group B You look fantastic, what a transformation You'd let America default? Too specific Why did it keep going Mother of God.... If he really is walking at half speed right now, he could save 2,2k episodes Everything I thought I knew is a lie Oh THAT guy *shudders* I always assumed that gif was sampled out of context and that's not really what was happening. Why are you downvoting him? Uhh yeah, seeing I'm on the 1100 block of Grace and this happened a short walk from me. Koh was... Another quick question... What's with the random logo's? I saw fiat on the Lapras 10% is a silly number. Leave 50GB free on a 500GB hard drive? I thought what you call "Rising Sun" is for Karma idea If I'm a New Zealand citizen living in the US, who should I contact? UK Embassy? NZ Embassy? Don't think there's been a British High Commission here for quite some time Scouting information is the first resource? Usually it's about five minutes after a few sips of coffee. call me crazy; but how the hell is that bike not falling over I know, I just look for excuses to make the o_O face. Those teeth Those look awesome cant unsee ^ this guy. Made me wake the sleeping infant with how much I was laughing But what about the nail? It's not still there, is it? Extra spoiler: he's also still only 13 I don't know, that house seems a bit..... hm... *precarious*... Quite. Odd, I typed a reply to that but I don't see the reply there now I knew you would say this. . . but... CATS! Unless by kittens you mean weed Oh... Oh dear It looks like a person peeking at us. Holy shit. That's ACTUALLY Snooki. ... I didn't mean to offend you Why are you just now replying to this? Did I get linked to SRS again? You mean a republican...lied? When you meet the game des in one of the pokemon games hey are very open about the game you're experiencing. I wonder if pokemon, creatures and all are just a real game they have created that everyone plays. It has grown so much that the world is involved and it affects almost every aspect of our life Reddit is brain washing us Hmm i didn't know u can name items The two boys are mouthbreathers.... TF2 series? Bela Rethy as commentator in Germany again you were in 7th grade, 8-9 years ago... Cake da... Jeebus! It's eerie how similar that looks to Amy Farrah Fowler from Big Bang Theory. OMG this really exists Russians cheering for Germany? Oh deer It's eyes certainly /look/ like it can't breathe our air stuff with it's lung devices. Question to the ladies or men who have had experience with nipples like these. Is this how they look before like the nipple gets hard? They just seem so big o_O I'm not new here anymore. I don't trust you Redditor I uh I just really uh.... Bravado... Whhaaaaa??? You look just like Russel brand Damn, you look young! Did you become very rich during school? How in the world do you make personal connections with buyers? it's been a year since Yorick Just ask the Doctor. Kwon Yuri~ Yeah, I hit up a club and they gave me j filled with only kief! I hardly ever smoke, and if I do it's never shitty. Does that have something to do with your menstrual cycle? looks like a glass puppy Sriracha. Goes well with pretty much anything I can't tell if you're being serious, or making an incredibly clever pun oh my god you dunk dd's in mashed potato bowls? how have i never heard of this Sorry broseph, but if you're only in A1 Hell (with 100 hours?!) you can't really make educated claims regarding the IAS changes for any classes at end-game. You're also not actually seeing any of the repair changes on gear below i53. There's also no changes in drops in A1 Hell OR without NV. Your perception of melee is also highly skewed. The patch changed nothing at all for you.... sounds like you're just struggling in Hell? Imagine birthing that thing How come that weapons is effect your Life Hmm, this wasn't an HDR shot. I just edit all my RAW files through Lightroom There are people without prior knowledge of the game? Playtesters think this is dark? How would one say, "Wiggins" in German? Which will be released... Stop being so freaking cute I'd love to meet Juliet Landau <3. I always loved Drusilla. She influenced the girl I am today. Danish guy here, their not ugly! holy fuck. This actually sounds awesome And here I was thinking "Yea, dropping a carrier in FW, kinda silly, etc" and then I read the actual story and I'm just like all WUT? 1h55 here. Why would I karma whore on a throwaway account? omg Yeah that's what I meant, I played that. At what point do you get a gnome? You can see her c-section scar. Just checkin out. Stares into my soul that's got to be @ whole foods, but where I don't even. I'm unsure how to feel about you spelling "armor" and "colour" the ways you did... yes sir, please provide a summary, you should be able to do so since you read all of it. And wikipedia link actually says that massacre was fiction Same happens to me. Apparently musical pieces that are just ambient sounds is hipster music. It usually doesn't bother me until something that is easily not hipster is labeled as hipster because then I'm just like As I posted above, this appears to be right, it looks like I've had this misconception for a long time, but I don't know how this would work What if that was really his experiment? did you marry my ex-husband? where the fuck do you buy your eggs? Ditto! Some reason, he likes to just put it in and keep it there all night. Of course, it slips out some time. I don't know why but I seem to enjoy it I...um..how to spin metal into a non spherical shape with tools Damn, we pay $500 for a 3-bedroom. You must live somewhere where the cost of living is higher. I'm in SW Virginia. *EDIT* - Sorry about your cat piss problems. Nothing worse than cat pee. Seriously. It looks like his leg is screaming. A very happy pedobear Oh wow, someone is actually selling 7.62. ... Shit. Now I feel a bit paranoid. I made an account and made some friends that I talk to online, but I have trust issues, so I'm not sure if I can actually consider them friends and that they're not just rapists. I mean, they know I won't meet them, so... am I safer that way, or are they still after sex? Cool story bro You guys at a funeral? I think I see gravestones behind you... Awesome!! :D I think we might be leading twin lives, though, because this kinda happened to me today though I'm on the complete other side of the country Look at that UE buff -__- ..... =D ..... is it coming out this monday? or next week's monday?? OMG I used FinnAir a year ago What If they can get under the cap..... For a moment their I thought you wanted boobs to be eviscerated i actually think i may have played with you My friend is adopted. However it was hard to tell since my friend is Asian, and the parents are Asian. It was pretty funny too when the bomb was dropped. My friend and I are his house, just watching some HIMYM, and the episode about adopting a baby comes up, I think in season 7, my friend's mom was like "Oh that reminds me, you're adopted". My friend just gave them the "ಠ_ಠ" face, and then turned back to watching television. I was like say what What does she want butter for? It's like she spends the whole movie recovering from a concussion. O_O wha... Woah, an entire block of velveeta? That's like sniffing who knows what off a bathroom floor. That's hardcore. oBlivion originated from Blivet?! Holy shit, you turn into a homosexual? I'm freakin out, man so you asked to bum some off him right? Neutrinos. Them and mescaline. He's a mad man, obviously but...but...ducks dont have SOULS 100 Rogues? I'm concerned now that your username may not be fictitious at all. > your secret pal isn't so secret now... Does this look fake to anyone else? I mostly run half marathons - 5k PR is 17:52... hopefully that will change 9 hours from now how come nobodies crying about this being fake Shit, if they did it only at like top tournaments and YCS and stuff...I'd be down to sit down and watch an HD stream No really, what brought it up THAT high? Crazy shit "Bad situation"? You would've gotten raped or something. "Bad situation" is such an understatement. *google search images without filter* Straight male hairstylist? which mario game is this? Starts to look like Jeff the Killer after a while... Incredibly cute... Eh, what was the story? I'm really living under a rock [ no AH use That'll kill more than pain. I had lunch at a cousin's house once: heated up canned (tinned) tomatoes ladled over a slice of Wonderbread. I remember when we had Metroid. I was about 5 years old. My Dad woke me up at like 3 in the morning all excited to tell me he killed the Mother Brain. The after the credits scrolled, he respawned as Samus without the suit. He was all Several days after? You are all so good looking. A Cardassian sex tape.... Seen this gif a million times and it never gets old, love it :P What the hell did she originally give away anyways? Cars? LMAO! I'm actually working right now and this happens ALL of the time, so I felt the need to express myself via Fry. As for the female barista, I can't really say; I mean, I have female coworkers that wouldn't say anymore than necessary unless they were flirting, but I also have female coworkers who seem to flirt with everyone. That's the part i thought you were sopose to eat I think B&B college is broke... I searched "Physics" and they said nothing... THAT EYE!! Kerning is all over the place with that one well the ankh activated first for me Whoah. Rule 34. Ahri has a Yordle fetish. Really? I usually get a good 720p Version about hours after airing. What is your magic? Not unless you want to know my true identity! Does a Pikachu Gameboy really cost 600$? I hate playing support in soloQ cus I know my AD carry is dumb It's like the dead people are talking to each other THAT STUPID THEORY WAS RIGHT? AVATAR STA-...whaaaaa Wait - *women* can be creepy, now? What was OP doing that they came across this?! Man, I see Immadrood in solo que sometimes. Wait, did Tarlok just commit suicide? So bad macro omg By 5 weeks the babies would have their eyes open and just about be weaned (keep in mind shes has her almost 2 weeks), pretty sure doubt would be removedwhen the babies are born A rather attractive human being I'm going to add. Holy shit, the jigsaw-doll is sitting behind him, but not wearing any make-up Mother of God. My biology teacher told us about how the school he used to work at had a day care, and it wasn't for the teachers' children. Happy upcoming cake day. TIL They just round up The wizard's face looks photoshopped in here what's up with the url What sounds weird about Michaela Taylor? I feel like Tyler Taylor would inspire more Oh wow, the bottom half is stacked compared to the top half. Also, doubt that Puma even makes it to the finals this year I used to work at one. Whenever we have to create the merchandise display, I always felt awarkd dressing them ...What. i just posted this on facebook the other day....wonder if we're facebook friends/i know you.... those things are expensive Damn your cute. Apparently its a rare parasite which burrows into a host fish before eating and replacing their tongues with itself Damn. Still won't fill a fridge That blonde chick looks JUST like a trashy girl I know. You chastise me for a joke, then offer life lessons through PM and I am the one bolstering my ego? Okay champ. Same here. for the gold class. in damascus with carbon fiber scales. Haha, similarly(is that a word? Amazing I honestly don't know how she found out because I'm always on my laptop in the basement, so unless she got onto it and looked at my history...idk how she found out, and if she did, I'm surprised she didn't mention all the porn. No levels!? erm, i just think you should ask your husband If it exists, it's not supernatural Having been disappointed with his last few albums, his new album is a pleasant surprise And... umm... How many child's pussies *have* you seen Lindsay? Oh dear sweet jesus please be single New Gamemode? the end of all life as we know it!! THIS MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN!!! TIL what a perfect body looks like A $60 graphics card? And this is a gaming computer? Huh? I remember having a hard time spelling 'beautiful' in first grade, then I saw Bruce Almighty. If it's banned, it's probably for a good reason. Yet I stay in small subreddits... how in the world did they find me Watched and was pretty entertained. Then I noticed who posted it. wait...there's a season 9?? LSD. only coz when you spend an extra $2 in store with a voucher you get another 2c p/l off... That's so hot 400? If you used one app a day, you could last over a year without installing a new app. Look at the little kids foot at the bottom He was in my cousin's dance troupe in the early 90s; the only male in the dance school. As an 8 year old girl at the time, I was pretty taken by the then-12-year-old Gosling. ^ YES! Holy shit So confused because I just got home, updated Six Launcher, and connected to my favorite server and got on with no problem.. She sounds... like an anime girl. So true. 10 - 15 years But your username hovering over that sentence looks like it's hinting otherwise... yea i thought that then i was like Ahh, when I posted a while back in antisrs to discuss why SRS seems to hate libertarians so much, I think we missed this connection. I did notice that in Local. I was fine with that video until it started ripping them to pieces " Someone needs to blow a smoke ring while flying a plane through the giant smoke ring. Clearly you have never encountered a person like this... I could quit my job and everything would be ponies... But I would also be unemployed Moar Not my parent, but I work in DSL tech support. Not two days ago I had an older lady call in, because she forgot her wifi network key. I can remote into the modem using our ACS server and can retrieve it for her. I was surprised when I saw the SSID for the wifi access point in question was "FBISurveillanceVan". I asked her what that was all about. She said "to keep hackers away"........ If it's a guy and a girl friendship then what is it...certainly not bromance...unless she's a tranny Bullying is now pre-serial killer behaviour? if you concentrate into RM furnaces, you must wait a long time between productions I kinda really wanna see that My female friend said this to me today! Dont know if its a novelty account or not dammit how many hours played? =D well you have probably been seeing me around a lot because I have been trying to be more active in the cosplay world I'm not trying to shift the meta Thats a gaping one Does anyone else see "Earthporn" under the subreddits? I had a nightmare a couple of nights ago where a car crashed into my car head-on. There was a child in the other car in the passenger's seat that was decapitated, and her head smashed into my windshield, with her bloody face staring at me !!!!!!!!!?!!!?!";"+!+!o_Oexclamationpoint this thread is five months old Based on the title I was expecting this to be something else entirely. How does circumcision reduce the pleasure of sex? Something like this came out of the exhaust of my car once Holy moly, is that true? your living room looks exactly like mine... My story: Me and my friend (filming me on an iphone) ate shit going 40 miles per hour... iphone flew out of his hand and rolled many times... not a single scratch on it so much snow gets packed in to the engine bay I have two beagles and [once]silk bed. Well, you can no longer tell my bed spread was silk because dog hair is now caked inside of it. I have washed it countless times, used duct tape, etc to get it out, but the dog hair just won't leave. It's everywhere necropost much? I got confused and read your comment in JP's voice I must ask...why? I was laddering again today and I lost to mass drop... I saw a blip on the minimap and i thought my two HTs + 2 stalkers can handle it. I never expected 6 medivacs Pune FC has a crest in /r/soccer? My dick is so long. Sometimes women can't handle it. <( that wouldnt work at all She was a villain? Check out sivir Nice bra ur wearing Thats no excuse to forbid shotguns in Metro. I almost laugh in frstration as THE level where shotguns are supposed to be used there it is forbidden - but all the full auto weapons are allowed...and SNIPER rifles, on a close combat level you have people sniping at 20 meters range with an X12 scope I don't know if I like this Egads. Force the air to one spot in your body, and blow it outwards at an incredible speed. Would It have a core of molten Diamond? He is. Absolutely lovely. In 20 years I'll be 60. WTF? I'm from the Bay Area (Fremont / San Jose, currently in Davis). WHERE DO YOU GET THAT??? Haha ok... Witch slaya, Pyro and Deadwood Wow, an extra? I can only imagine how much that can hurt running ... have YOU been following me around? I seriously can't even remember the last time I encountered a door with a knob. I would have never guessed the Sakura from FSN started like FZ's Forgot all about Chamberlain 63 barb helm so ugly ._. - But then again.. all monk helms from level 59 Looks pretty good dude Alonso Is it just me or is Gankplank looking alot like Chuck Norris in that video? Kovalainen is ahead of Massa D...did a Caterham just pass a Ferrari? Shemale Fiora giving it Anally to Evelynn Auto Correct also takes note on the words you use frequently... I filled it with dad , what does that said about me I wouldn't call a marathon a standard running distance Wow, I always thought PSRJ17-19-1438B has always been a planet.. I don't think I've ever eaten acid and not smoked pot... I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE DID THAT! Well, in the name of science... i say you should... um... visit me, so we can..... study the anatomy of the human male body....... and the functions of the reproductive system............ for science. For science. This is smoother than my actual fps while playing Isaac (with no other programs running) I'm 16 :l. I understand supervision, I do, but banning from my house? I have a girlfriend for the same reason anyone gets a girlfriend. I don't want a friend that when I see her I get the evil eye. Never seen a burger king in Australia... they're all Hungry Jacks I understand this... And thank you for your reply. But really idk how much more respectful and nice I can get Wow blizz rushed so much that they didn't remove them I was the red head with the "you make miso hot" shirt that brought the spiked pink lemonade and pies. Not sure what happened to the pies... tin foil is pretty bad dude If 'we' did not exist, in a sense 'God' would not exist. (Must it be spelled out?) Milk is an interesting debacle. I grew up on two, but nowadays will switch between whole and 2% depending on which is cheaper (there's like...a dime's difference between skim, 1, 2 and whole at Walmart I'm surprised people still believe that blood and babies thing. Support our troops... When I was a kid, I had a pet hamster that I loved as he would walk up my arm and sleep on my shoulder. Fast forward to age 16. My dad and I were talking about my childhood and he let slip, "Oh you mean hamster 1 or hamster 2?" I list good to great items at 10-15k and they never sell I do play skyrim so yes. I do like to slay demons and dragons. BUT NOT BUNNIES Ah I think I remember your name you're conor I think... why does it state that its 4.0.3 then Especially as women in the LDS Church have been compared to licked cupcakes, chewed gum, etc., if they do anything. Same thing here. I feel uncomfortable too, but for my own reasons. Probably the same reason I walk like I'm on a fishing-line tightrope when I walk with a cup of coffee. OR why I've always had an aversion to people blowing up balloons near me even to present day (and 'Im 23). They look too easy to pop DUDE, I had recently rewatched this and was HORRIFIED during that scene. The human equivalent of what happened would be someone slicing pieces of your brain out while you're awake and alive. If it was delayed why didnt they just show some ads and then go back to the lap they left on? All the posts below you are dead 3748x5000px. Nearly 19 megapixels. Holy fucking shit Good thing it isn't the same subreddit, otherwise this would be a repost. Oh man... I snuck into quite a few of these How close did he come to taking a boot to the face? Sorry about the chandelier... you didn't tell me michael had night terrors Some of these numbers are a bit silly. There's no way Mewtwo could weight 120 kg. That's kinda terrifying. **That** is indeed a touchdown. Where do you drive? goddamn, those perverted designers ok, that's what i was thinking. when my parents saw the pack, they were like I don't know what kind of servers you guys are on, but Org is invaded by players every day on my server. Wow. Thoughts I recognized it. Jeeze, this is fantastic That grenade at 1:05. The guy talking about ass-spray is scaring me ABUNAI No they are not.since time lords can regenerate into girls they might be criss crossed.wait...that means.... Being a SAP, all I can manage to say is that you're.... pretty. Came on here to ask the same thing.... Keep him obviously Wait.... My last name is Bacon and I was born in 1991. You can find stuff like that on the Internet in the states? Dat hivemind... I came here to post this I'm trying to understand what the \ does to fix things I once saw her sneeze and she did the pleasure eye roll... So you're saying you have ladyparts the size of his head? The fuck is a supermarket? Is it weird that this is common in my school? I do not like the body that follows him around. GEEZ! Keyboard museum? Wow. So wait, liking "Nickelback" makes you Scumbag Steve? In a full season, he'd get about 7 more starts this way. could you imagine the wins racking up into his 40s She probably doesn't know. The only thing I can think of that might hint that she may have an idea is when Shinji tells her that the way she wrings out a rag reminds him of a mother, she stops with a my GOD your eye Sad but True just came up on my shuffle as I clicked this link. A-Are the sun and moon next to each other? why kick out the cute girls?! Pikachu edition is worth a lot JEEZEUS CHRIST I AM SCARED OUT OF MY MIND RIGHT NOW A seating chart is essential to me. I have 150 new students every year (middle school art), and I could never do it without a chart. This also allows me to take control of the class right off the bat. I make a game out of learning their names, if there are more than one with the same name I call them #1 and #2 or A and B, and I go through the class every day at the beginning and the end pointing and naming. They think I'm goofy. I'm almost always batting 1000 by the end of week 1, except for all the girls named Chelsea who all look the same. If I ask nicely can I keep you forever? is this a prescribed medication?..... any reason why it would be thrown in some mixed nuts?.... is that a wild Barnyyy i spy on the other team? What happened? I have no idea what those camps are. Why is that happening? Are they taking their own people, who what where? i have a gifted plank ...turn around. I read "pens" as "penis". I was completely touched and awwwing until...I swear it winked at me. Well, it shows recently played - Just don't log out? Took me forever to figure out that that think on the right is her thumb [](/celestiawut "Oh shit i've never had my jaw drop like that before When did he die??!! Well, that was...different... Damn, a quarter costs me $90 in Michigan. It sounds really canny, but that's the music genre that plays the most at raves in Montreal YOUR DICK IS THE POTATO IN THE ANUS!! I've watched my fair share of porn.. and goddamn those "mutilated" dudes get some serious action. I wish I could be that mutilated That sounds... less delicious. I also live in South Florida, and realize that I had those exact pastries this morning ...together...? Is that a tuba? And anyone who doesn't have your (very) peculiar distaste for frozen pizza must not be an adult? you know, this is what you started in on the earliest survival mode. Without a door since back then, there were no doors. Uh....I...yeah, I didn't say anything...liked that - are you going to hurt me? Goo goo ga ga goo. so when they even let us customize the music in gw2... there would be a chance they will let us customize the UI/HUD right? Local toilet art show Not bad not bad...when i saw this i was like that hextech janna looks more than amazing Says the Charizard that can melt boulders But... there *isn't* a McDonalds in Iceland... I'm still here too.. The suspense is driving me nuts Just face? Did you take a photo of your computer screen, then put the photo on your computer and upload it to show us? Cos theres no such thing as bluffing girls with boobies that can ride?!?! But what if they view them in the reverse order so you end up giving the awesome person what they hate or give the troll what they love Actually its a normal problem, because some good teas actually have deadly clones *Fifteen* flights of stairs? sex First the cheeseburger, then the WORLD. First off, who on earth keeps downvoting you? "The Angels" isn't a cool enough name?! How could OP confuse helicopters and planes? i clicked this link thinking "i bet it's me".... then nearly shat my pants oh hey look there's a cat...and a another....and a another...and a another...by god I don't use any anti-virus for my PC. Now excuse me I need to go-A;OIOFAKLN!#$&%^%&$&%^*ASKLJDJASDASDFASUIP327823875468............ THEY KNOW The third one is out? What? Moral of the story: **everyone** loves us. wow... that's... chilling but that would mean that Sokka married the moon spirit. Why? Has it gotten so bad that people would get fired over watching CLOTHED women at work? Weird name. But, I once actually saw "Crime" on the tab. Now that's a hard kind of username to get. I feel the same way. I honestly don't know why I get more trolls / unaware players in ranked than I do in my normals People own WinRAR licenses? Teeheeh I can confirm it also works with the garden hose I had to put mine in District Order. I also had to write the District Numbers on the bottom yes, but who will resurrect Hendrix... Every foam mic cover I've seen is like that of headphone covers. I can't stand to have them rub on my ears for too long because they make the skin tender and raw. Wouldn't that be a bit... rough... on your...? I don't know how that's possible without headphones That's... The dumbest reason to get a felony ever. Oh my. There are...so many possibilities. That is insanely unhealthy. I was eating when I read that.... Never gonna eat again finally got around to watching "Waterworld" after hearing it being shitted on by Joe Rogan amongst others. A couple of people I know said they actually really enjoyed it. After finally seeing it, I thought it was a fun and interesting movie with some solid action sequences... I even caught myself tearing up a bit near the end which I was definitely not expecting The guy who made these is a bit over dramatic... Flipping out here and on his blog (with a long, angry rant) because someone pointed out the lightsaber color error. Then deleting his account here because he could not deal with all of the haters. My the great halls of Bowsers fortress have mercy. There was an Xbox magazine demo disc that didn't work for lots of people, however strangely enough, if you microwaved it for a few seconds in a pool of water, it would warp the disc just enough to make it work right. Why do you make your mouth do that? Is it common to see modded cars and illegal racing ? Also can you drift ? Who are you and how did you get inside my head DUDE YOU DID IT TOO!! I need one of these for... umm... science wow hmmm I knew a few people like that actually. Could you just tell me who you are already? \\( Got lucky and came up even when picking up this pair. I think i'm done with yeezys until a new CW or a 3... Dang Funny, coming from the guy that spends most of his work day on reddit. I haven't even touched the show yet. I'm going to... but...i'm watching Breaking Bad aswell Nathan Fillion was James Frederick Ryan (from Minnesota - the wrong Private Ryan) in Saving Private Ryan. Not really a major role or anything, but when I found out, I was like Is it weird that i'm eating Maple Nut Mackinaw Island Fudge right now..? How did you make 20M in 6 hours without IDing a single weapon I used to love this movie when I was younger. Now, I'm 30 and my 4 year old son loves this movie and watches the hell out of it on Netflix--sometimes 2 or 3 times a day--and I only just realized that Vin Diesel voices The Iron Giant! I was flabbergasted to say the least Haha, it's an amazing thought. I just wish I had more time t draw all of these Ten years?! Or I'm doing it wrong Her left eye is bigger than her right Dude, don't even joke about that. It might be their next move Yep, so true. It happens to all of us and we don't even know it my sis says 27 dresses This is soooo random... > Still the whole "OMG Y U SO MAD" thing? Does no one on Reddit know how to read? Can you not tell that I'm perfectly happy? Ummm...am I missing the context here? My god Why are you being so hostile? So damn cute! Apparently, you don't significant portion of your time at work studying grammar, though. Some fucked up shit, that's what you just saw! Scraft.. you can check out of livonia, but you can never leave Thats what i was thinking too except that chivalry is just a fake romantic writing angle that was created during the renaissance Now that song is stuck in my head. Oh My Goosenettles. Fuck that...I hate spiders Holy fuck, I'm not opening any other link or reading any other comment in this thread, it's just past midnight here and I'm alone in my apartment. Do not want Well jeez... Your gear seems WAY better than what I use to farm act 2 Beer fights? A supercharged creeper. They happen when a creeper gets struck by lightning. Their blast radius is HUGE. Mojang is planning on adding supercharged creeper spawners in the next update. Being John Malkovich... One of the weirdest, most unique films I've ever seen. The whole thing was so unexpected to me. I didn't even realize that was Cameron Diaz until a good hour into it. I nearly had a heart attack my self ...You take off your underwear when changing pants? What about when someone else buys them after? The OP of this thread... It descibes me quite well! Best.Photo.Ever. "what is that cartoon... You should see the Javelin's missile Why were you playing for 132 hours anyway? why would you fill a sausage wallet with anything other than a sausage I'm a girl Apparently I clicked them in the reverse order that they were linked. I want to hug her forever. he looks creepy I generally shoot in manual mode. I think where my problem lies is that I'm just looking to get the perfect exposure. I don't want anything to be too overexposed or underexposed. So whenever I see something that's too dark, I just open up the aperture and adjust the shutter accordingly. I got a text EXACTLY as I pressed that button That made my heart stop for a second, I was completely terrified for a second I'll be calling my good friend Ms. Mary Jane after this one Maybe she is worried that you don't like girls... Is that a man You're following me everywhere I go. I have sooo much learning to do. I feel bad for women this happens to every day, but does it really happen that many times every single day to each of you? I'm nearly 30, I've never been cat called or randomly assaulted with words like this, not once. I am not saying anyone is exaggerating, but it seems like everyone in twox gets catcalled all the time. I mean, I'm pretty cute, maybe it's just my chronic bitchface that prevents it. No (I don't even know what a "true atheist" is For a couple seconds there was KPop on IdrA's stream. Whoa! I'm going to hope that it's a furry thigh and a hand.... Barcode scanner? There's no barc...... HOLY LUMBERJACK'S BEARD THERE'S A BARCODE SCANNER IN MFP!!! I...I'm sorry I was thinking the same thing. If your card has that technology, why the fuck wouldn't it work with the first drivers? Wtf lol why would they have their door open? .. What other options do you have apart from those two? What the hell did that brick do to that guy's head? And did the woman really die from that kick to the head? So the shirtless guy kicks her and then tries to give CPR to a body with a shattered skull? I voted for League :). also CS 1.6 and Mario Kart wii.... i mean.. come on.. who wouldn't for Mario Kart? Wish I can put that in my mouth right now ... the matrix Is it possible that we actually got saved by Toledo Young man But why is it so blue? How sad...I have a religious family but I have always been encouraged to be healthy...what's the correlation between veggies and satan? He always seemed like a blood and guts kinda guy to me... Evil tofu This is honestly what my face looked like after reading that she smelled it: It happens to be my birthday today too Just out of curiosity, I put my name in there. I was rather shocked when it came up with 15 pages I was impressed with myself once when I was able to dodge a spine with marines out of one bunker for like two consecutive times. Then this kid is doing way better with two bunkers... I was wondering how grindr could have wheels... I clicked, then noticed the 'e' in "grinder" I'm not 17 feces? Delen med krogen känner jag igen. Har blivit nekad flera gånger för qt jag "har druckit förmycket" utan att ens behövt dricka en droppe vissa gånger. Harness's can work but for a headstrong larger breed I would go with the headcollar. My Lurcher pup has both and pulls like a freighttrain in her harness to the point where she has almost managed to pull me over. Dafuq Oh, dear God. Kinda hard to run with a woody.. I could only imagine a wrong one Remember, there are also 5 islands to explore. Also Myst V referenced Riven in the beginning of the game. I think we're onto something here so confused right now Is...is that on his leg...? Dat precum i use to sit behind a girl in my old history class who'd always munch on snacks and one day she ate a whole pack of black licorice. i didn't know people actually like that stuff Yes, at first I was like there is a BOOK?!?!! I got like 20 stacks. I'm good for a while now The client could have spent 5 dollars and gone to a stock site scumbag travis, saying he s got an idea then not telling it. I m very curious now. wtf is happening there Shouldn't we get an Avatar though since we're Amarr? What ever happened to Elia? But wolves don't spawn after wraiths Yeah I just read, i finished reading your whole AMA after 1h and a half ( except the spellsy post, was too long for me.) I m exhausted Holy crap, I'm incredibly surprised I'm saying this, but I think I actually *like* the new control ending! Good work! Still working on it myself. He's. . . pointing a gun at his head . . . yeah...it make me want to eat it...so I don't know if the renaming was a good idea " wrapped a phone cord about Green's penis, put his foot on Green's stomach, and jerked until he heard “the cartilage snap.” " Awesome! Wait, can something on the internet be fake? What if it was a woman? Dude, she's floating in the air. 5 to 10 hours per *week*? You need more sleep What kind of scavenger hunt where they doing? That surprised the shit out of me too! HE'S A CABBAGE-BENDER!!!!!!! Moonflair spellblade because my friend built it on support nunu and it worked I'm sorry but it looks like he is squeezing some sort of membrane deathcap, i like him cause of his ulti and low cd cc... and like his name, he can twist the fate of ur own allies and enemy's not to mention he is a good at carrying the team because u can gank every 1½ minute OH MY GOD Dammit OP now I had to read all the wiki pages related to sumo Having some difficulties with my computers sound. No sound is working Why on earth do you have anything on autocast at all? Oh, it actually worked? OMG what a crazy bitch Is there a subreddit for Daphne, Alabama? My usually "I fucking can sing Mayyyyybe. There are epidemiological studies that conclude some benefit, but those sorts of studies cannot isolate confounding variables so they're not all that conclusive. Part of the problem is parents in the US are given wrong information about circumcision and the care of uncircumcised kids. Such as "no, there are no need to take extra hygiene precautions, do not try to retract the kid's foreskin to clean underneath it". And especially "do not use soap" Wow! Tbh, I think it's a crime to actually eat that That was a stunningly clear response. Your abilities betray you "ZBoson" -- or should I say Mr. Neil deGrasse Tyson! Side note: I still have not seen a Hecarim in one of my games Meep meep I always just opened my door ... where did the stone land? Are there? In that case I would like to inform you all that I am not leaving /r/atheism ... read somewhere that Stockholm haven't had this much rain in June since 1756 when the statistics start. oh Poo ticket? I saw that coming a mile away. I feel no pity for the MTA whatsoever. They constantly raise fares because of their own money management incompetence, about 80% of the subway stations are absolutely filthy, and the service is downright crappy. You expect people to pay for that? Ok :/ Because i dont know how i managed to got those card, i'm french Is he wearing lipstick? What? Who said they can't? cool. wait... why was there blood on your bathroom floor??? Why..why did I read that? That depends on how prepared your are for that kind of workload. 1 or 2 sessions a week is really a bare minimum, and the only reason to do that is if you are old or out of shape and need the recovery time or if you are really busy (or don't feel like training much Uh...no looks like my sister's dogs... this wouldn't happen to be in Chicago, would it? I didn't even realise I was different until year 10 human biology and someone said that they needed to clean their dicks very attentively. I was like "uhhhh, no you don't. What the fuck?" To which all the boys in the class turn to me and go Fuck, I've never thought of that Bath salts Actually I applaud his idea, it's basically my fetish and there are very few amateur vids like that I didn't feel like flipping through the comments to see if anyone has told you but America has these too and just as big... But damn I bet they taste so much better in Denmark Dear lord you should not have linked me to that. It's like a horrifying train accident... I just won't be able to look away. It's really surprising that people THAT dumb exist. So Sozin's wife is around 40? If these aren't the level 99 abilities, I wonder what those will be Where did she say she was kosher? Steam Workshop shows I have 42 active mod subscriptions and I have no issue i can kind of vouch this as i was in the bed next to them Wait, so they're almost done with Fourze? Why team fortress 2 on the list? This should go more under the idiot section I'd imagine at least 40K ...Says the guy that's ***6 ft tall.*** Me, too. And I'm 32. ... ...what the.. Your fault for not finishing the book... My face when I saw the first picture. Yeah I looked them up and they seem to be going for nearly $150 a piece I'd certainly like to know that such... huge... paws Yes im 12 <3 it would be obsurd to think a woman would want a place where she didnt have to worry about men ( Oh my god... you're right it would be just a little more than a simple rocket jump (/ Racism comes in intervals now? I see an Orb!! or dont Read that as keep that kid if i ever see this thing, im turning around and driving AWAY from it. not because of zombies, that would be silly. i'd be driving the hell away from it, to get away from the damn tornado it's driving into! Is that what they're calling them now? You guys are a year old? Can someone tell me who maximusblack is? Never heard of him until today but he has a shitload of viewers There's another way? and how can i site a source for something if what im saying, or point im trying to make; im previously thinking is something 'new' and 'grand'; atleast about science in correlation to certain religions. When it comes to that 'certain sociological group' , yes; i should try and find a site source, just for visual proof. You know it as well as i do though, somethings just dont make sense about it. Like i said before if its Earths way of ""population control"" ; she's doing a shitty job. Evolution? How the fuck are going to 'EVOLVE' if the whole point of your sociological biological (or lack there of) interaction with eachother means you 'CANT' REPRODUCE 'Naturally!' with eachother?! American version Snes and european version controllers And how you could kill it with fire?! It's wet and *already dead*. Like a zombie in a *swamp*! That is one ridiculous MF bow. Is that...even allowed Holy crap.. *she* is actually a *he*...we found this out after naming her I've farmed Act 1 for like 30 hours total and I've made over 5 mil with the items that I got His hair looks like a blowfish It's a sine wave WTF, seriously There was a rocket? Not sure, I thought it was pretty epic! reminds me of Cinco De Mayo circa 1995, bad night for me involving Jose Quervo and Snickers ice cream bars I feel that I was ill prepared for your definition of creepy. You fap to shit? Wait, I have to tip per drink? ah crap, I have the electrizer not the magmorizer... But what if thats a judgement a smart person would make LOL. If its paid for by the government, then its taken from someone or something. The government owns nothing. It must steal from others to do anything. BUT WHO WILL PAY FOR THE ROADS?! Revenge against MKP for the sad Fight Club performance I guess w..t..f did you just link me to Tag that shit man I have 22 N64s I have to figure out what to do with in my closet Mine was milky white(oh god, spacedicks could be monitoring this for absolute gold on their subreddit... Actually, currently burning homes as we speak. Northwest CO Springs has been entirely evacuated ..is that like, good? Ooh shiny tools. I thought I'd have more total play time though...only 1068 hours, that's not a whole lot. TEACH ME O GREAT MASTER Kind of a tangent but I always wondered how this interpretation of possession would work for drugs like DMT and GHB that your body produces naturally ROFL, Why from the future? Man, that guy probably thinks he's being engaging and giving you a variety of things to reply to, but instead, replying becomes a chore I'm upset and appalled at the rainbow Oreo as well. It's disgraceful that a major brand would do this. They post a pic like this getting my hopes up and *BAM* hear they're not selling cookies like this. I demand my multicoloured, artery clogging, diabetic inducing, fat filled sextuple stuffed Oreo cookie Tweekin I wasn't even aware that 4 GB video cards existed. Can I be your new test subject, please? Only one person out of each group Maybe he did and just didn't say anything..... It's fine lol I just want to know how the hell you got over 150 more karma than me on my post That looks so awesome... its photoshop of course but I was like its... free.... just play it and find out But 3 days in minecraft go by faster.. I just finished MGS3, and now you have the same scar the boss did. odd I don't know what to commend you on more, the fact you lost the weight eating McDonalds, or that you could actually eat McDonald's salads on a regular basis for a full year I hear yah... I had to throw out 3 SOBEs. what the hell did I just read slept with the daughter; woke up with the mom ?? I took EE classes and the girls were cute... but most of them had more upper lip hair than I did Boots 3? by time i heard the first roll of thunder, ran down the hall to look out my window and back to check the weather status.. my power had went out. > i'm twelve and what is this There is a car there Now we need a behind the scenes video showing what happened Think of how much money you could make on RMAH I had a similar problem with my outlook the other day. Look for the email in the "Search Folders" folder in your mailbox. I had stuff hiding in there which technically shouldn't exist! .......How did you know? Looting a skyscraper would be amazing though... i traded various non standard levels (including level 0) vintage spy dead ringers for 2 scrap each ... Holy shit you guys are SO fucked Holy crap, I'm in one of those shots from /r/creepshots. I've been to a green beach Haha no worries, yes but I don't know if that would actually work well for me as I don't know how it would work for me in everyday life, i.e walking which I don't know how to do, takin a dump, that kinda thing. Haha. And on the GPA and SAT I honestly have no clue at the moment, I probably should see what my GPA was. Haha....now get off reddit and go to bed! Haha jk I do the same thing all the time. I used to think I had insomnia, now I realize its just I have this thing called internet connection. Hahah I wish it was called that, be helluva a lot easier. ....ask your mom..... Yeah, but that's always happened to me since a year ago, I assumed it was just because my computer sucks Hahaha *knocks on wood colored pillow* Better? No but completely unrelated to OI I think I have carpol tunnel sometimes. Haha damn technology, its my drug... Woah, two accounts Wow some of you guys are really fucking creepy with this shit. and he said this is just a prelude to his actual prank Why thank you!!! :) Not gonna lie sometimes it gets hard but everyone has a bad day I guess.....but thanks for the awesome comment! And I didn't know I was on the front page until I read your comment! Holy shit!!!!!!!!!! Everything besides the laptop on the dj tank stand is backwards, just sayin' I know that all too well I'm afraid Hasn't every guy done that? But they need to feed, Rubeus.... Fractures...before birth?? Did your bones break in the womb? 100 hundred = 10,000 No I have not but I will check him out! Wait....that sounded wrong.... First year of what exactly? Why would someone willing check it, though? You don't mean like.. cheating, right? But maybe you watching in the corner? I was at the Flying W Ranch this summer O_o o_o Who? What? where? why? Thank you for the clarification; I thought that was a very awkward shot at me I never go into Tiny for a reason This. Not really sure what this guys getting at about "friendly" servers Haha don't feel like a pussy man. That was not the intention of this AmA. Well a lot of my school was modified to be done on the computer or once I got my first iPad in 2010 then on the iPad also so usually things were adapted well and if they couldn't be adapted they would modified so I would not have as much physical labor. How in the hell did you break both?! How are we supposed to view a gaming stream at work? Mommie Dearest?! Ensure gives me diarrhea 6 digit number ended up being 5 digits Tap this? Okay I don't see the poin... Ah, cool idea. I think I was banned from AppTrailers but I'll check again Uh....okayyy??? As broken as myself? come again? I honestly don't know for sure. I know the other I gashed my pinky open and didn't know till later when someone was like "what did you do?!" I had no clue what they were talking bout till I looked down and saw dried blood all over the end of my pinky. Its not that I can't feel at all just didn't realize it even hurt till way later. So I don't know really..... You know you can break the same bone more then once right?? I guess everything really is bigger in Texas... even terrible, terrible ideas. The image he used in his post, where is it from again? Actually, shit just got fake. You still listen to Dj Alligator? Yes I was, I probably wouldn't have lived if I was born by natural birth... Me either, I know someone who uses socks now, sometimes even dirty. Correct, he's a Saiyan; not a cannon! But he does hit like one. Only in uh....certain areas..... How would I make this happen on my computer? Wait, are your bones fragile? Or were you just born with 11 fingers and they called it OI? Cause the second one isn't really an OI thing? you gave birth or were born because of a race? I can hear them Whistling to me Sounds amazing! That falsetto! Haha I won't, I promise! And now that I am 18 it has stabilized more. Thankfully I am a male, with females with OI they start having more fractures again once they menopause. it was quite the mindfuck the first time I was watching Simpsons and thought "wait a minute... The Simpsons did it!!" What is he planning on doing with that horse Haha thank you! I try! Haha okay I will....wait no....I won't!!!!! The laser hub on the death star. Me and my friend can't enter WvW. Have you ever repaired one of those? Where is this gif from? Yeah I don't think they know shit. So....I gotta ask, do you still have the extra finger? Awesome, found out I own games I didn't even know about, and some are actually ones I wanted to buy Now wouldn't it be amazing to land and steal right as they are trying to switch a star port and factory? and its people like you that ruin the "movie experience" for me. You know, the people who have the inability to enjoy any movie...I have a friend like that, and I will never watch any movie with him again because he never enjoys them, and always has something to complain about...My favorite was when he complained about Shia LeBoufs character in Transformers hooking up wih the hottie Megan Fox, and how that was "so unbelievalbe....yeah, in a movie where robotic aliens were invading Earth Where do you live. This happened to me and I freaked out thinking I was getting pink eye. So is this a pregnancy thing? Can't tell if trolling.... Now i get pyro's flowery purse... Amnesia, because who ha.....wait wut was i talking about oooo that lady is just ASKING to get roundhouse kicked out of the Earth's gravity well.. I always finish. None of these worked for me. I worked at Carls Jr and was friends with a pervy coworker of mine. I had no problems with him, he was cool to bullshit with, until one night after closing the store, he says jokingly "sooo, do you want to go to the rooftop and fuuuuck" and laughs to try and play it off... we're alone in the store I was at like 72 karma went out on my bike came back to 128 nd like 6 on the hot page Beautiful so she was smoking pot while preggers or she was just carying it? tell me more Damn, that's horrifying. Glad he wasn't killed though, I only ever hear of these sort of things when hard drugs are involved That would be epic BUG BUG BUG SPIDER BUG DEATH BUG Yes it is Your Habitarium is so full 1st : I'm talking about Elemental Damage effects, which is the title of the thread. My board almost always give in to my requests SUHWEET JESUS! Op delivered? Be sure not to make the floor out of lego... Wait.. so there are no Dhimmis? Because they would all either be dead or converted This was a girl being hit by a guy TIL that there exists something like ETH Basel. How the hell is this NSFW? 11,429 times... Says a Chelsea fan That is seriously crazy. Sergio Ramos WTF Thought this was a joke... it was not Blitzcrank fires a toothbrush at people The worst part is that this is from my hometown... Lol. Do I know you? You don't have to respond if you don't feel comfortable doing so? whoa!!! ....how nice of you?? I'm paying over $3k for the surgery, and you did it just for time off? Didn't know that I had to message him. Why does it say "Submarine Lego" on the boat one? Did NOT see that coming Is that a mind blown O_O or a you think I'm stupid I don't know how you managed it, but Cal looks even creepier (though he looks less doll-like, so that might be it.....he really is alive I'm going to need it. I have to make 42,720 sleeves so far, with more orders on the way. I wanted to masturbate later... Now I'm just too creeped out HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I read an article a couple of years ago that sheiks and rich oil barons in the Middle East had so much money that exotic cars weren't enough. Rolls Royce? Bah, bitch please I got ten of them. Bentley? That's for poor folks. So for them, the ultimate in status was the lowest license plate number possible. I read that someone had the number 5 and it sold for $20 million. There are Cazadors in fallout 3? Unless this happens to all 5th grade teachers, I am now going to wonder if you were in my class Wow! 9 months? That looks like a wild one Is it just me or does this girl look incredibly like Dodger Leigh? Yes Eww that's just gross and sick and disgusting and blech and ewwwwwww..... Onto the point, why the fuck would you want to fuck a corpse? I only set fire to the rain..... Anyone reminded of the mall level in Left4Dead 2 from this picture? Oh man, I remember this book too. Uh in Batman? I think Ken was using your kitchen utensils to cut the bodies and the tape to tape on the skin for his map/painting... You do realize your dick is only cartilage, and blood, right? Now THIS belongs in /r/WTF instead of most of the stuff being posted there lately. Like driving a Buick.... the way you made me feel after i read this was confusingly arousing. did you kick me Well I'm glad to hear the fight is over and we can all move along. Shit, last week a bunch of people where boycotting Oreos...and look at us now...no debate on the issue whatsoever. I have a back to back mix in august? "Takes me one step closer to the edge, and I'm about to break." Uh.....depends on the bet...... Read that as "straight direction". Reaction: Uh....thanks? I mean he dies in the movie, but uh thank you? I love the amazed face of the kid in the middle. just kinda who is this? hahaha no, ironically never broken my nose. I remember seeing an ad a while back that was similar. It was cheat on your test and boyfriend but not on your jeans .... Your comment that you linked to made me lean back in my chair all where I don't know to be quite honest but I think it had something to do with drugs I think? When you say "a fresh install" does that involve buying a disc? Did he die? I POOPED EVERYWHERE I'm the type of person who will do a mixture of hiding behind my hands with my feet on the seat, and laughing at the dumb moments. I think I've actually screamed in a theater on like 3 different occasions WOH. You were 10 when I was being born. Try Nutella... Okay so I putted the mobo out of the case and I did another test boot and It's booting.. ....You don't know who Russell Crowe is? Did one of these: What does that even mean? Wow I never noticed that I'll take two. Good lord.. I would love it Reddit is my new obsession We have the only fire station in the country that has burned down No, just clearing up your misconceptions. Might help if you took a peek at the FAQ, for starters. HELL MOTHAFUCKIN YEAH!!!! <3 i try and explain this to kids and they're like I hope they keep this game up...i've been with this game since beta uhhh not trying to speak on behalf of the mods but pretty sure no ones ever been banned for not posting to /r/trees That seems like such an inefficient design. lol I posted my face on the Internet once.. never again. Holy fuckballs. try it on the master quest rom hack. thats like If the bread was pancakes instead it would be 10x better How do you make those little eye things I second that wut *GASP* Well he is a tad bit of a tool (even though I am like him in a way) but I wouldn't have taken him for a man-whore This is a thing? My god, the visual I have of this But you are a girl.... That would be a dream come true Dear God...He's yelruH. I felt some chills crawl up my spine I typed lots just up there and then noticed you said the exact same thing in 75% fewer words. My brain * that is intense as hell. Hot damn that's amazing. I read lebanese as lesbian there is a box? ....Is it safe to SMOKE honey? According to the advertisements, this week the secret's out anyways Well this is a 1st, a post where i completely agree with you ...raid the panty? The copy on the planet wouldn't know, but "I" would quite literally die. In fact I'm not sure whether there is a way around this. On avenue of thought worth exploring is that there is no "I", it's all an illusion made by our brains so when they shut down (even temporarily, like for sleep) - the "I" disappears permanently, only for a new one to be reformed upon waking... I don't think thats the Iron Giant It's a small, small world.. .... I still fancy him Yeha I'm like, wut Huh, would you look at that?! I could swear I saw Hugo Almeida playing yesterday... agreed That 1 immortal just causes major rape, 50 damage a shot They forgot an "ORDER BY AttribGroup" in their SQL query, don't hate them for a simple mistake! ...Thanks rumorous? For some reason, i always imagined chogath to be the drummer A container of cream of what? And what are scons and marangs? Whaaaa? I live in the exact same spot, but only for the past year. But it seems like I've missed a lot. Do those go wild? Never noticed "..ran a showed I already seen." This needs a little extra info... Good luck, my friend. Yeah, I hate saying "Bless you" to people because of the implications, but I hate not saying anything even more. That is just impolite. So sometimes I day "Gesundheit", but then I feel like a nazi. The first sentence was pretty deep. It's not like I'm trying to be stubborn... or maybe it's not with other people, but it's my mind against me Snorting chilli flakes was one of the stupidest things I ever did, one of my cousins who was baby sitting me dared me to do it when I was 6 Oh, I thought of another one. My mother had this friend when I was a child who was terrified of my guinea pig. Like, cowered in the corner when I showed it to her. I wanted a pug...but watched my friends pug round the corner chasing a cat, hit the wall...and its fucking eye popped out. I laugh in my sleep too. Hysterically. When I was younger my Mom would wake up because I was laughing so loudly in my room. She'd come to check on me and I'd look at her and start screaming. I begged my mom not to send me to all girl Catholic school. She screamed (frequently) at me about how girls who go to co-ed Catholic schools get raped between class because that's what happens in America. qweqrq REPOSITION qweq What does that mean? It's terrible at guessing How does blizz not see how bad that design is Very cool! However, I am not a fan of CBS 70s. I despise that fat headstock they put on Strats. Also the 3 bolt necks Its barely noticeable in these pics, but when I'm underground or in a dark area I get these flickering lines around block borders. Its *really* bad, havent investigated properly into what the issue is. Launch21 is obviously a ninja at noticing these things There's an r/exmuslim? That's like a hit-list for these Saudis How did you get flair? You say fuck but not ass. The thumbnail looks like a pterodactyl You're upset because you don't die instantly anymore? Man.. Dat look on his face. My only allergy is deer blood.... So... I just joined and whats the point of karma? People will think what I say is more credible or something? Also, have upvotes cause apparently thats important. I'm Finnish and even I've forgotten about those guys God that's one nice spear you posted this at 11:00am I haven't read any books on atheism either Who makes them think Canadians want them there anyways I lived on Hochelaga St for a while, whereabout have you seen this? So does this make her a lesbian? Or a narcissist? Really? I didn't know there was even an edited version to begin with. Why grow up if you have to kill yourself? my username isn't poetry I remember seeing some porn once where all the guy had to do was stroke it for a few secs and sperm came out like a powerful dripping tap. Stroke-Shoot, Stroke-Shoot. didn't even know that existed. I actually understood this break down of it Haha your right! I just read that as 2mil somehow I'm not sure why there is an arbitrary limit on when you can enjoy yourself though, why do you have to do it *now* when you're young? Are you hit by the no-fun-allowed ray by age 30? Phone is being a dick. My bros was? MAN! THE NEW SATAN! her vag looks like it has a tongue Axe is for highschool boys Creepy... I've never heard of "Cockney"... There aren't a lot of ugly supports other than soraka >I'm not sure why there is an arbitrary limit on when you can enjoy yourself though, why do you have to do it now when you're young? Are you hit by the no-fun-allowed ray by age 30? Not only that, but it's also a superstition that someone you know is getting married soon. I've only found a double yolk once, and a week after my mom and her boyfriend got engaged. YA! BAUD OF OUT bump! oh wait it doesn't work that way did the dutch version still celebrate mexican traditions in some episodes? Mine did that, for nearly a hour Maybe they didn't hear you? How often can people really *ignore* you saying "excuse me"... I...think you broke it. I thought that stuff was saved on your graphics and sound cards. It's the ending that really made me go I see I'm sure it appreciates it What run do you do? I did a run and didn't get nearly as many rares I thought you were looking for a one or a couple of new admins... +65 Intelligence. Not bad I've not allocated each hard drive to just one item. Your son cuts his forehead open and your first reaction is to take a picture of it and post it to reddit? That kids fucked up What did I just read? I know what you look like Vietnam? he was talking about the Korean War That is an amazing response! Well plugged, my sweet. Believe? how big is that monitor? The pods are unsettling, but not worse than that. The toads however, holy fuck. Thats some lovecraftian horror right there What is this? Creepy old men?? Please tell me that by 'man' you mean another teenager. wow, im surprised i haven't thought of that ( Me 3 Kill it with fire. LIES! Nightglass will totally bring back your mojo... if you always wished Hogwarts had more sadism and black leather. I know! I almost always end up praying 4 for maghrib because I lose track. I don't know why it is so difficult sometimes... Is that one singular entity? It looks like a colony of intestinal parasites I didn't downvote you... 9 months for 40 belts? I don't understand your methods or your math Wow... If Area 51 actually had an alien that had to be contained under human supervision, then it could escape. Just you and an alien left... I didn't delete my question Really? What was dry at all in that book? yeah, me too same here .... we had a ww jungler who ...quoting ......wouldnt help in team fights cause he is the jungler £26... worryingly tempting, after-all i've already spent like £200+ on skins You have a sick point of view Like that feeling I get when someone is breathing down my neck so I turn around and no one is there? I got zero and im an engineer Ugh... I can't unsee the part when he raise a pokeball high and there a dick on his cap What if you were an adopted white kid from an Asian household? Dear God no clue the testing company can't tell you what drugs were found only that they found drugs, could be meth Yeah totally. You haven't been a teenager for like two whole years. That got real fast. PAX Sivir You purchase ringtones? Today I learned...that r/islam is just as appalled about this as you guys are! Literary...they are signing the petition! I just read that part about an hour ago. Lol? 1.5 years? But when you wash your hands... Started work at a small mexican restaurant this year. Had these three drunk women maybe in their late twenties getting a lil heavy with the margaritas. As most women in their state tend to do, they start heavily flirting with the male staff. Like REALLY flirting. Sitting on their laps in the lobby unexpectedly and handing out numbers. I'm giggling at all this until they come up to pay and as I take the money handed to me, one of these women stroke my hand and keep grabbing at it. The other woman comes up laughing and tells her to stop trying so hard to hit on me. I get a suggestive wink as they leave. Wouldn't have been as awkward if I wasn't a 17 yr old girl... There's a website called highdeas That's not always the case. My friend snapped his leg between the knee and the ankle while playing tackle football in a park, and he just was sitting there on the grass looking at it at a 90 degree angle. He looked up, and while most of us were Or does it? This picture is nightmare giving When I took it, the result came up as water type \\( Morpheus isn't white! Strange thing is, dogs can have it. Why does your league even play Week 17? No Sunmi? I didn't think CS245 had coding. Am I the only one that prefers a more robotic speech synthesizer? Realistic synthetic voices kind of creep me out I did not know that..... Well this is awkward but i am a guy ...Holy fuck, I just realized that was Bill Bailey She's so...*shiny* It's like s/he doesn't even know s/he is supposed to have hind legs. I'm just mindblown I am scared how close you are to where I live. my mom is that same way. Everytime we cross bridges on trips she freaks out… Hahaha, I was going to post a pic pointing to it. It really stands out. So, mountain dew is a drug now Canterlot dice tower I dunno, I used to be really scrawny. So the mental image of myself and my physical appearance dont exactly match up :P Im still getting used to people complimenting me and the occasional eye fucking i get a the club which is different than the " Tits. More epic than greek mythology....... damn. They're making a film? Oh wow, I got the top score by 1 point does your shirt say "anal"? Is that Bill Gates In even bigger news, the sky has been declared blue, it seems that the sun is bright, and apparently bankers will try to make profit whichever way... That's just random Russian characters. Face on the beer, but not the human Clever response. Wonder what the success rate with this type of opener will be Whoever is red, is a moron. Not only was he just infallibly incorrect, but holy shit, it was so insanely hard to read what he was saying +1 for a good friend to help you out. Its not always the easiest thing to do (espeically when they are hitting you This is... free? Such a bad, adorable kitty! Thank god that's an animal clinic tub, I was about to ask if you live in a Meth Lab holy fuck my phone is the worst thing ever Gooby pls breth. Pls. There would be no Reddit! The front page today would be the top forever OH NOES ITS VOIDVOKER Goddamn that team was beast. Ronaldinho, Pirlo, Zlatan, Seedorf.... Sweet Jesus! 6k comments already... Wow. Really? Why would anybody ever need 10 knifes? Holy crap. NEAT Me: "oh it'll probably turn on me..." *click* "on second thought I am not that weird Did anyone else notice his left hand?? I don't trust my tongue now What if the aliens had their own version of the Torah/Bible/Koran? The one that says *they* were created in god's little green image? I got those bandaids as well, they're okay but dangit that deer headband looks so cute...Well, at least I got the eyeko skinny liner! And since this was my first box, if everyone says that this month was meh, I'm going to expect the next box to be fantastic Imagine what the world with be like with the addition of whales dragging themselves all over the place. Nope you are most certainly not...dollars smell like all things good in life. Or do all good things in life smell like money You can make the same case for the other side of the argument. They made this video and came up with the tactic without /duel. Tell me your secret art I'm French and I have seen dolls of non-human faces Wait, are we talking about Nuclear Dawn or TF2? Wtf are Nichijou/Ginga e Kickoff!!(seriously I think this post may have more comments than any other post I have ever seen on reddit. Why do i keep going on /nosleep - Now can't i go to sleep houses with cowboy hats as roofs?! It's a German Shepard, about 2-3 months old. Boy grows so fast Why is this labelled NSFW? That's the day I was born The first thing I thought when I saw the photo was, "BUGS Wow ... beautiful yeah that first experience with the admin site being all Thats when my brother was born The day has only started my friend, ITS PART ONE!!!. Pinkie is sticking out her tongue silly, but missing tooth I live in Edmonton... also any older siblings You are not funny I am currently working on my PhD in Turkish history. No idea why you're getting downvoted I havent played 3, but 2 was a lot of fun, grabbed it in the double pack since it was the same price as 2 alone That's actually not a terrible idea lol this happend to me for the first time today , i unID a rare , and i guess for a split second i didn't notice , and there i was looking at a chest piece with 3 gems in it i was like "What the heck Anyone else thing he sounds a bit like Tori Amos here. Y'know except for the deep masculine voice it's all melodic like Tori Amos version. Actually when I think about it he sounds like Jyrki 69 or Peter Steele when he sings like that **PHEW!** Happy Lily is alright and everything turned out fine. You must be sleepy after staying up all night. OMg u rite Is she wearing a fucking curtain? Holy crap, I remember when this had 5 up votes, and like 3 comments. Then I come back to this... Omg You can try prankdial.com for some harmless fun So attractive people can't come from farms? Cylon smiley? That makes sense to me. How do you know that? 1st comment is the same too..... He was actually named after that Fizz I hate this, my wife is paranoid I'm going to go to jail for some bottle rockets and smoke bombs. Oh my....*ahem*. Well that certainly gets one a little hot and bothered.... the second one looks like he's just been told that hes going to be neutered in 3 days Agreed. One giant spider is at least easy to keep track of. Many smaller spiders can swarm you. Getting my hair washed during a haircut. I didn't know this was a thing, and had never had it done at a cheap-o haircut place, but after that magical first time, I'll never go back to cheap haircuts! Massage that scalp, hunny, and don't worry too much if I moan. "but understand I can't always" - is this correct English? I need that pineappley goodness! Maybe I should pay more attention before I post So... is your sister Mormon, and was she just calling you a (potential) slut? -4466 life. I has a zombie apocalypse dream last night also What mouse is that? How do you beat the game without saving since the second badge? Dafuq did I just read? Who enchants a WOOD sword with knockback 4? Well isn't that the sexiest thing I've seen all day. The theorization hypothesis that Extra Terrestial life has telepathic ability and the ability to levitate thousand pound objects using a form of telekenisis; Believable. A man from generations ago having the ability to cause healing via a spiritual telekinetic ability, and other miracales of sorts, and a secondary subconsciuos ability to affect people's consciousness; impossible. heh noticed another bug - when launching Steam it shows a small window in the middle of the screen saying "connecting" - there are two issues with it - the shadow on that toplevel window is too big, and it disappears(!) after a second or two There are two listed that run on Windows. How does a person even generate that much gunk? I'm asthmatic and I don't get that much crap in my lungs. I'm pretty sure every version of Android I've ever used (since 2.1) the search function has searched multiple sources (local apps, files, web). wouldn't it be illegal to order it over the net Which 25% is this? I want...in the worst way possible. Please tell me I can dig it back out with my tongue and teeth. Link! You have girls who like you? yeeh same here ... i thought i was going crazy hearing shit ..... kid : "tiitttiiieeessss You both said you would "maybe" fuck that child I had to go back and look at the picture again. What do mermaids do during shark week? 2 run on *just* Windows, 1 runs on "Linux/Windows" we may have the same friend..... What. The. Hell. Lame. =[ Sorry to hear that. I've somehow been signed up for the [as] mailing list since 2006. This video is kind of amazing I had one of those!:D he was really chill but half derpy, his dad was his 1/2 brother. I replaced the face wrong just noticed that Quantum is SP and pre-order Yeah, I just went through the intro repeatedly a couple of times What the hell! I'm guessing this only works with select images? Or is there another side to the internet that I'm missing? Of course the youth teams aren't dominating the scene, but I do think general traffic at the gym is way up. It might be because its summer and I mainly come in the afternoons and evenings, but it's funny, I started climbing a few months ago and I even I notice a drastic increase. Maybe I'm not a people person Weird, apparently S N M are my most worn out letters with S the most worn Damn, "1 second ago" and I was too late. What's finagled? This old mad always comes in and he always asks if they ever let me off because im always there working when he comes in...he only comes in maybe twice a month but when ever saying something to him he says "like wise" back How does the game not lag? I cant wait to watch this super baked... Would you do it again sometime... for science maybe Gymnastics doesn't appear dangerous to you? Is that a transistor soldered directly to wires? It looks like it's really close to shorting out that cap laying on its side, too *breathe I completely read "suit" wrong. welp time to go brush about 30 times What's with the quality change at 1:57? oh. my. god. first time to see this. But then he's not being a COMPLETEdick... Why is this NSFW? VU06. I feel old, but not as old as toploader maaaan. I want a boost gauge like that (in addition to my regular boost gauge and PFC Thanks for the comment. Well, ill keep that kn mind... But on a side note, im glad you at least tried for your piggy, and educated yourself when getting a new pair instead of just buying them again with no regard to teir safety, like i imagine some people probably do Agreed! And thanks! I was surprised how fast and painless it was and then... Celtic *bag-pipes* I opened this and actually said HOLY CRAP out loud Oh dear sweet ginger jesus Wow, I guess I'm literally not allowed to make corny jokes. Whodathunk. Anyway, neat to see this. Never had it happen to me, but just by googling "lava squid" this seems to be more common than you'd think. You were supposed to be in a car accident? +17k dps Its Soren! Is he a guardian Products look pretty sweet! But, their website is awful! Why is there a "Blank" page What, they've treated me like a prince, my friend spilled vodka all over my imperator and it fried it so I was like hey razer my mouse broke and I dont have any warranty information, and they were like "just cut the cord and take a picture" so I did and now I have a new imperator As I scanned over the title, I first thought she was drinking the butter out of the straw. Dark...even for this subreddit oh my goodness This is kinda creepy, that's my name but my Moms been dead for years I got /r/picturesofiansleeping ...Is...is The Lieutenant beneath the table? of course Joffery Baratheon! anyone else look for ghosts in all of the pictures with windows? male clitoris? im almost certain it gets more attention than twisted treeline anyway i kid you not, those two posters are the ones hanging above/behind my computer moniter. Sorry, we are looking for people available for LAN tournaments too so it would be convenient to meet up. Unless you could somehow fly here... I feel so... at home. Like I've finally found my kind .. Butter on popcorn? Never heard of that controllers? i read tip as tits and i got ever so confused why you would also have balls I had that too when I went to the ER when I got facial exfoliating beads in my eye when I was washing my face. She lives in my city I asked your question to my Magic 8 Ball and the answer came out as a picture of Gabe Newell staring at me Riot is making big BIG money now Does this mean that they'll have the 2nd evolutions in a few months? The thing? DAT HAIRY LEG Bling and Demu could possibly meet in round 2 Woah... One time I set fireworks off in the house and the smoke detector went off when my parents were at work.. and they're going to be so pissed when they get home because I can't figure out how to shut the damn thing off without breaking it I just got goosebumps thinking about that 11 you say? Sounds like something he would do You seem to have a way more intense reaction than I You lost me... I can also add gameplay then You'd fuck the kid? $150 with games. $100+ alone. The 3DO with games and controller us worth a good $180-200+. OP, this is an amazing find. How many of them are the same words? So, what you're saying is... I'm Neil Patrick Harris..? I'm just glad that it is still alive My breakfast... I threw it up. Not really....... But I almost did...... I'm absolutely blown the fuck away by the staggering, un-Earthly depravity and stupidity of the degenerate excuses for politicians that keep coming out with this shit. Ahh well I just checked their store and it would appear they don't sell it :/ Pretty weird that might be the only one around! Does Chrome exist on the iPhone? Basicly you are saying you don't like macrogames? really ? Makes sense...they have so much cash, $95 million must look like my lunch money Put the peanut butter down. I live just north of Portsmouth, we've had Sun, cloud, sun, cloud, rain, wind, sun.... Not sure whats going on this is the most horrifying spider I think I've ever seen read that as Lt. Dan atop Jenny and had a First one I clicked on was "Help I don't want to clean up my mess" or something. Boom: dead body I didn't even know what that was til I googled it! I thought your name sounded familiar. Oddly enough, I think I've seen you around the Wiki.. Did you do the Roald Dahl books? Dat bicep The US releases? SUCH A TURN ON Of my bank? 30 Seconds? Dude the thumbnail of that first pic looks like you're holding a severed finger [4] ... There's a scanner for that? What if they call themselves photographer because they are one? I would much like to know where you got this Something about that baby looks like a really smug 6 year old with a tiny head Suddenly everything makes sense Why do I keep staring..... That was just...wow. You don't know?... Run... run while you still can Thank you. I love camping and I never go! Bacon and eggs never tasted so good as when cooked outdoors ya know? And pancakes His essence flux used to heal so you have seen every black penis in the world? ...You're selling your grandma pirated content? You can mod single player?? You shut your whore mouth. I've salvaged so many 100k's then It's true that asians can do anything You also have to drill the well though I like the one on the right... The left one just makes me go: just curious, what are these smite codes for? Um... That is definitely a problem. What really amazes me about dreams is the fact that it's put together so well with details that make me go "omg that is like that, because of this". Like I was driving an old car in a dream, that I haven't had in years, and the way the headlights turned on were just like they did.. It it's something I haven't thought about in years. Such a small detail put into my dream that makes me go Camel spider toe. i tried to not look like a creep taking this pic it could happen That I killed you. Weird. Mila Kunis '90 here. That decade had some really inspired, ORIGINAL music and movies, a great economy and dollar-a-gallon gas. How could you *not* want stuff like that? \\( Holy chest, Batmako! > they all do Did I write this? yes... it's real I want to let you know that my brother, dad, and I were all about you in the 2010 world cup. We couldn't catch all the games but we always watched you play. you are my favorite player to watch and It's just amazing I swear I just saw it move! "us to win"- WTF did I just click on Yeah, I've noticed my cat knows exactly how much spare cash I have over after bills, and demands the same value in fish, and toys. above his right knee You see cake?!!?! I love her expressions even when she's just looking at the camera like in the Alone Practice Attack video. She's half cute and half sexy, in a "I'm not a girl, not quite a woman" way. And she shines ~( This is hilarious! Yet true! Thanks for the input, seriously. Didn't know it took more than a month to get the supply set up It was a joke. There was no need to mention homeless people at all. Just watched the trials. Orozco is picture perfect. huh This does not mean, what they think it means I was kind of a depressed kid in middle school (seems to be a trend :-P) and I really liked this girl but it just wasn't happening. So one day I went home because I got sick at school (threw up, etc.) and a bunch of friends called me (including the girl) because someone said I was going home to kill myself "because he likes derpette and he collects a lot of swords". I had like 2 katanas my uncle gave me as a gift I've used music from Portal 2 and Binding of Isaac, two developers I .... think... will be gentle with me? A disturbing thought. This lady used to work for my school district and she supervised some of my extra-curricular activities. I will tell all of your friends Garrett Musto! SEXY! Drowning... or getting stuck in a really narrow cavern or something What is Teemo doing there!? Someone once started a rumor about me that I killed a koala with a teaspoon, it later changed to apparently I also ate it. To this day I still have no idea who or why it was started and how some people believed it I just realized Kirby sucks things up. Like Kirby vacuums. Make him a sandwich How does that constitute downvoting every comment in the thread? I don't get it. Like when a real starfish sucks their prey into their stomach? How are these all so perfect? I haven't gotten this yet I didn't know about this. I know what I'll be doing for the rest of the summer. "Just cause its fun" is the perfect reason for anything! XD I wish I could do stuff like that. What the hell did I just watch Wait...are we talking about GEOG 101 or 106? when i was lvl 10 ryze did actually use AP I don't know... Truth creates his forms for reasons, He created his "True" form by himself, the other ones seemed almost like illusions, I think he's a guardian in some way. Or, some sort of entity spawned for reasons unknown. that's if they make it back with out him next year Did you not hear about when facebook bought it for a billion dollars? 26 seconds behind on a 7km ITT, "did ok"? Literal >Kind of missing the point. Are you saying you agree with how the NAACP acted, and that Imus deserved what happened to him? Her eyes pierce my soul. OMG... no way. This is witchcraft. 2 Days ago I was watching your games vs XellOs and Boxer.. now I see this? I went to this crazy transvestism party once (girls costumed as guys and guys costumed as girls). I borrowed some clothes and had my female friends do my makeup. Looking in the mirror was both hilarious and disturbing. Imagine a skinny goat bearded hooker. I ended up making out with a fat chick that had a marker handlebar mustache. Shit was surreal That happened to me like yesterday, deja vu You picked the exact same starters as me Wow. This is just completely broken. I looked at how fast you're clearing and your gear is so low end shit excluding accessories LOL, yes I look like a crybaby. It's just I was surprised the two first arrows were down. I was like WHen I see him, he never sells spirit stones, just some dumb trash Now send her this: You got married yesterday and spent the rest of the day sitting on your couch in jeans? Damn those are worth that much. what did he say This one time while I was hiking on acid in Big Sur, I all of a sudden went through a giant spider web. I started doing the normal full body shakedown that one does when they go through a spider web when all of a sudden my arm just goes completely numb. That would be Phantoml0rd. I don't think he's one of the best players out there, but it's entertaining! He plays with one tit ( Holy Oh come on it can't be that..... Stepped barefoot on a used condom. My freshman-year roommate had a lot of big football guys over. Lol, it hit REALLY fast. At first I was like "Looks, like it's going to storm..." then all of two minutes later..... >Who's the girl? apostrophe? Go ask a neighbor for some? Jesus it could be hemoraging Damn!! ... I like your legs. Is that... Is that a Dragunov??? Bet that guys got helmet hair I'd say you have to be playing wrong That ellipsis makes a huge difference Dafuq Oh...so are you an Atheist??? They have been doing this for awhile because I once had Halo 3 Iso downloaded when I first started on modding and they disabled it and we had to call them to get it back up but it freaked me out because they can see what files you have on your computer. Pliers and a blowtorch? Mine said "To hunt down every object in sight." So, basically Tasker but with NFC support? Sort of like what CM9 offers now? does every chamber have water in it?! Was he talking about you? I was like :) all the way through those photos, until I got to the last one, and I was like Dat Smile! wait.. you donated for this? There's 3 dogs? You know what my parents did to me to make me not act like an annoying little... Baby thing. They made me feel embarrassed by saying that everyone was looking at me in disgust... It worked. is that his blood on the top?! Strangely enough, I also pissed on my N64 while sleepwalking! What bothered me about Fi wasn't the statistics, but rather the dancing... My 4 year old often speaks of a "little ghost Boy" that sits on her bed at night and talks to her. She also said that when she grows up she will be a vampire hunter Did you link the wrong picture or am I just crazy? **So** much awesome. 'Dem forearms. Oh my days, the first colour tattoo in his quite funny, in a I kid you not, as soon as I opened that video, Ob-la-di Ob-la-da started playing on spotify... So you say... wow, the bloodstain is still visible Servers going down, it even kicked us all out of the game. My builds are linked in those vids in the descriptions. I think only on video 1 and 3 or something because i pretty much used the same build all across. I also thought about doing live commentary for them at the time but I dont think the world is ready for that. we dont Pubs confuse me so much. Today I decided to join one and was taking on 2 packs. The others were all ranged, and they kept dying as they came in to teleport to me. I figured they'd just use a waypoint and walk the long way around to help me out, but they vote kicked me instead. Are you Amanda Clarke from Revenge? The first thing I thought of in regard to your second idea was, oh god think of the UTIs. Seriously, think of all the crap you touch with your hands somehow getting into your urinary tract at work and havent eaten all day and just keep looking at the food What if kegofshit was 10 guy Ware/LT High-low. no shares.... du fuk ? So unsubscribe from /r/aww ? no its no... what the fuck did i just see I have never seen a feminist call a man a white knight. When I first heard about 1.0, I was all, He still wants you too First comment I see on that page: "This made me fart cum out of my ass" cassio should stomp ori I've done this in like 10 moves Haha I totally hear you on that, I hate work, and wish for it to be over quickly, but then when it is, I don't know what to do with myself, especially now that I have a week off Mine has twelve. Oh god thats scary Why is there salt in your medicine cabinet? Yeah that seems about right. especially now-a-days no cops to stop anyone from doing sh1t! I wonder what came of that person behind the camera lol I made so many tabs My biggest phobia ever is pooping in a public bathroom. So in middle school i would hold my bowel movements until i got home from school. But this one day i had a storm a brewing and it was only 2nd period. I tried holding it in because i wouldn't be caught dead having people find out that i pooped. **when i was younger** i thought pooping was a punishment that god gave me for being a sinner. My parents would poop in the morning before i got up so for the longest time i thought i was the only person pooping in the world. Now back to the story... so i held this massive poop in for about 4 periods and it got to the point that whenever i would stand up i would let out a small fart. So at this point it was like lockjaw from hey arnold poking its head out. So i decide i was not going to be able to hold this in any longer. I run to the bathroom and i hover butt the toilet seat because toilet seats were full of germs. So i finally take the biggest shit ever and when i go to wipe i notice some asshole peed on the toilet paper. A friend of mine would say, 'Dirty deeds done with sheep.' I don't know how I forgot this, but your rant just reminded me of when I had recently got a tattoo on my shoulder blade in the summer, and I had a disturbing number of old ladies who thought it was OKAY to pull my sleeve aside/lift my top so they could see it properly ... you are drunk in a pub: and u try to remember which abilitys have your mates and which ulti you have to dodge from a few stranger at the next table Oh my god. ahahahaha that's the way to do it! My brother was a water polo player and also a swimmer. I don't see how anyone has the endurance for that kinda stuff haha. All of my strength is in bursts. Coaching USA swimming as in... the olympics? Really? I see this question all the time... Idunno, you're the one claiming that the universe vibrates all the time and I asked for a source. I guess your source is your nystagmus and alcohol addiction? So she's talking about hearing your heart before she was born?? Wow. Fantastic documentary. I feel so motivated and inspired just watching it Snakes terrify me, but I would never wish this on one I always got Goosebumps when the Buffy theme started. Thanks! And yeah, I don't want to sleep tonight ...att...attractive women? Who are you replying to? I've been in that bedroom before... How does one accidentally post a naked picture of ones sister on Facebook? Wait, didn't rainman leave while they were out during mlg or IPL? Yea, I'm pretty sure he left when they were out of the house Those eyes. They just keep staring at me. 7 and half years ago you had a VDSL connection rather than ADSL Total. I can't imagine doing it in one day. ( I want this Wow, I had no idea the men and women at Toyota killed Hitler. I was about 10 or 12 and we had family over during one summer. My aunts, uncles and grandma were laying on the floor watching tv on those asian summer mats (?). I walked into the room but there was no pathway to politely get by without stepping on someone. I made it as far as I could to get to the kitchen but I had to lunge/jump over my grandma and I made it to the kitchen without stepping or jumping on anyone safely. HOLY SHIT NO! My aunts, uncles and grandma FREAKED THE FUCK OUT! I was like thats ridiculous To the person who downvoted this: I'm guessing that they didn't use double precision coding for item values. Welp not sleeping tonight. Kids with spiritual connections; just another reason not to spawn. You first was a P2? Crack...CO-caine Me too, what a mindfuck. ( Knowing a little of programming and putting just enough of my i-just-woke-up-and-no-coffee-yet-brain into work. Only checking two values with 4-6 total instances seems like it wouldn't but hey ill check back after more coffee Downvoted for saying Ireland is in the British Isles. Hmm... contract seemed so short and it is ended now.. There is a No Face from Spirited Away Can you offer conclusive proof we thought the earth was flat? There's a TV show for this? The list that just goes on, holy shit "A man must not lay with another mans wife. He defiles himself and her. " something like that Leviticus. "God" is not pleased with rape in any form or fashion. The world of 'men' is. (wasnt ever much of a fan of Deuteronomy ehh. ) Either way, by our law and human standards Rape is very very wrong, i mean a guy can go to prison and get ass fucked all day he rapes a woman, no matter what his size. A man to rape a woman is wrong; even by spiritual means; i think the main point to to see in that Deuteronomy excert "... he has violated her." Even in older days in asian culture, outside of arranged marriage (which a lot of cultures have done in days of old and still done rarely today among 'elite' or mail order brides and such) if a man of that decent 'raped' a woman, he would go to her families dad and admit his dishonor and commit his life to her. Lets bash Asia now! feel like Santa on the M&M commercials "They do exist When my sister and i were coming back from a folk music thing i would go to on wednesdays nights. My niece who was in the car too looked out the window and asked "Mommy what does the moon eat?" I looked at her like Where we see EU qualified? Jeebus, and if you win you go against dignitas. Does that mean she's got cleavage on her back! I WILL NEVER FORGET AGAIN Am i the only one tripping on this drawing? That's some weird shit. How did you know that?! Free stuff! Love them all, but did your shammy crest really need a tauren's face in it? Hell no! They all look weird. Wow. That's a pretty small limit WOOPS. Nice to see that my level is there -- I understood it all with no issue. But holy hell, how does he speak that fast? Quelle toune Woah, thats insane Rewind is being reprinted. Yeah, I've seen a few people on FB get into it, and it's all they talk about. Every picture was of a basket full of lotion or koolaid packets or something they got for, like, 7 cents. It's definitely an obsession. I'm not an American. But, great writing! I actually read the whole thing Lots of people think I'm Indian... I don't see it Oh look, mang-- Your name.... Comforting little kids when they get hurt. I just stand there awkwardly Exactly what I was thinking. 5 farm dependent heroes and there's only 4 places on the map to farm How can you even compare a late game leblanc to a late game Ryze? Oh god Imagine playing this on the violin mother of hooks... How does it have customer reviews on amazon if it's not out yet? That, theoretically, could work, whereas ass sex probably wouldn't... Still I can attest to that yumenohikari! Crazy broke ATM >_< but When you get entire seasons or a whole series for almost 25-50% discount I agree with you there. Sucks when 4 episodes---ONLY 4 cost $25-$40 My mom is reading this now 15 hour nap? >Might do. Shall start with meth and work back. wow i forgot i posted this Oh dude, that's so funny that you mention it because it's been happening to me too. With r/loseit, keto, paleo, etc. Especially today Alex Pettyfer is in this? Religion is really nothing like the other games I was there for a guy who got ticketed for nearly getting run over by a cop. He yelled "watch where you're going!" or something similar and was cited for a noise violation. Was found guilty. Hueston Woods has some great pizza at the lodge, though. It's like a treasure trove of metal in there then what if we are all shadowbanned and maybe other shadowbanned users can conserve with one another, so we'll never know The black eyes are scaring me Warband has naval combat?!? What's INS? I suck at racing games, all I want is realistic damage, because its the only thing I can enjoy from racing games, since I suck at them. How can curse afford to put them up in downtown san fran Turiaf is french Everyone but Samus devolved .........you can get someone else to play my part. No fucking way I'm going back there your alarm clock didn't wake you...nor did the impending apocalypse outside of your house That many already? I shelled out $1300 for my season tickets this year. I could buy a 50" Vizio for that much. Confused; Why argue over a gift....i don't want to live on this planet anymore I pass through rochester every morning on the way to work...have to love m-59. Cool cool. Waiting to see if anyone else replies to this. Have an unofficial weekend meetup? Holy shit, that happened about 15 blocks away from where I live! With BattleCON? well i know who I'm going to ask to decorate my cake this year! omg wow That is some creepy shit I had literally just finished clicking the last rare on a 5stack zk kill is the chikin alive? 7 foot....... Aussie store doesn't appear to have updated, despite us being in the future I knew I would regret clicking that Why would you do that? What the heck happened to my link? Soooo he DOES gain a ranged auto attack in cannon form.... That debris can actually kill you, yes? I had a moment on Kharg hanging out holding a base, round's almost over so I'm just chilling. An enemy chopper gets downed *way* up, so I just watched the debris, taking a moment to appreciate Frostbite... Falling, falling, falling, wait... "Uh, maybe I should move-nonononono *runs in circles* nononono." Bang right in front of me. Round over. Wh-what? How did it cost so much before? Such a huge price drop So close... Yet so far The Weather Channel, which is owned by NBC, which is owned by Comcast. Yeah, what could go wrong? It is amazing! I am consistently awed by the fact that it is ACTUALLY OUT IN SPACE I think if i was in your position it would be the other first Not Udyr Nintendo gets no profit of rental games The moment when you hide behind one and they start shooting at it. " Makes me wonder what's in the basket Wait, i can understand if people don't like his casting, but he is definately not an asshole You just said in the comment above you deleted that post a while ago...? While working at a waterpark as a lifeguard supervisor, I was patrolling and checking on the guards when I came upon a mom and her 6/7 year old son. They were standing on the edge of the wave pool and she was pulling his shorts down. I thought this was odd so I walked up to them and she was telling him to pee in the pool and he was doing so. I know that many people pee in the pool but usually they don't do it off the edge like a fucking fountain. I ask her what she's doing and she complains that there is a line at the bathroom. The nearest bathroom was within 20 feet and there was no line. I tell her that, so then she says "Well, the food here sucks and it's way too expensive." I made the I love bananas though! (female here but don't take it literally) I would prefer the banana last That's strangely honest of the manager if that's what he really said. I would imagine this sort of thing you'd keep to yourself shocker .... man with good taste in clothing turns out to be gay. Haha yeh... Wait really? What do we have that you don't No, not that lego set. Mine had skeletons and shit. I don't even know what its story was. it...it gets so big Oh god I just heard something hit my window... Nikki? let me know if you do i guess i thought facebook was already dead From depressed to suicidal? So...what exactly does it measure? That is a use to which I have not seen the ALL THE THINGS meme put before. Wow. Not to mention the claim was basically this fire was started by a thinner ozone layer. fart in your ear Isnt the invention of a social media blog site for 'athiests' , no different than a wooden constructed building called a 'church' ? I don't see that option on my Galaxy Nexus running stock Jelly Bean? Holy shit. That's hardcore. I tried that, too. Didn't really work with my cheap Skullcandys. They fall out while I'm sitting at my desk. > Hate to be Devil's advocate (heh Oh God... This really makes me reconsider going to Australia for schooling i have no fucking idea i'll take one Why not just get 2 680's? Friend! Mr. Enjoyer of Turtles! I didn't know you were a grammar Nazi WAIT WHENS FIREFOX AHRI COMING OUT Can someone confirm this? well...it doesn't initially look different on the homescreen, but yes I can edit the shortcut. I just think it's strange that I have quite a few apps that obviously have icons, but they're not changing in the app drawer Oh good gawd yes! I would have shit my pants. As this guy probably did... What a lucky guy not to be dead right now. Try writing it. I actually forgot to add my review of it in the post Once Pulsefire Ez isn't half-off, he'll cost ~$25. At least one blonde in there is Shindong, there are like 2 of them I cannot, as I do not know much about it. However, that would probably be a great question for Serj I guess that's why I'm still awake. I just noticed Malphite dances Capoeira. Holy shit I only posted this because I thought it was well-known. I hope everyone can see this: I live in the Seattle area, and this is what Microsoft employees say it's stands for. Where do you use 20 workers for I don't think the entire lower body should work like that My reaction to "I am Serj Tankian": so who won???? I "like" how you corrected the spelling/grammar error, but left the historical fallacy intact. Ditto. It looks like someone stuffed a pillow down his pants. Jesus fucking christ why wasn't I informed about this > How did you know about my obsession with Chris Evans? Is it going faster and faster and faster? wait, what?.. so you were having sex with a girl then you decided to start watching porn in the middle of the act? Thanks for posting a video. I had no idea what I was looking at. Why would that stop you from still using good weapons? ¯\\(°\_o)/¯ \_/(o‾°)\\\_ ¯\\(°\_o)\\_ ¯\\( So big Same here. Though I won't say no to anything This is also my favorite! I actually said this to myself yesterday. I hope you thanked him for becoming a REAL man just for you this father's day. Sounds like it couldn't have been an easy change for him. Jingles is just dreaming about the next kill there! Look at that grab Those eyes I keep imagining a dick dressed like Little Bo Peep in front of the Grand Canyon Is that a gigantic sea urchin Doesn't seem like there's enough space for the hot air from the pc to easily exit TIL: Bacteria glow and emit light from inside the mouse's body and they can photograph it. My eyes were They are... believe me, they are... *Who's* is it just me or the guy next to me but I think there's a yellow box missing It looks like someone is holding up an armless torso. I have never smoked a hookah that didnt end with the entire bowl being reduced to black charcharcoal... and I've smoked many many bowls There...is...more than...ONE? We run great specials, especially during the school year like 50% off Puccinis Holy mother of god I'm not reading all this, but I'm not whoever you think I am. The upvotes you're getting for this conspiracy is sad. I have but only one account and you're talking to it source? Cuban rum? Yes it's no different than Nazism...exactly the same.... Lol, **Ben Grieve.** What, you are still alive?! I actually prefer a soft petting of my chest hair. For some reason, if you look at my chest hair long enough, it looks sculpted almost.. woah There's a DS emulator now? Dafuq Don't use Why the hell would you build Morello's over DFG Carlton Draught I just swapped out my gf's dad's laptop from 2002, with a newer used model running a fresh copy of win7 64. Installed chrome, itunes, MSE, all the normal stuff for a dad PC. Leave come back the next day, gf asks "why cant my dad get on interwebs?" I said "uhhh wtf mate?" Go talk to dad, "Why cant i get on interwebs? I had AOL on my other computer and at least the webz worked". Me = the server is changing alot The head looks incredibly weird on his body I think/hope I installed it correctly Not unless I'm changing lanes or otherwise doing something that requires me to check my blind spots. My father is 6' 7" as well, I always wondered what he would look like in a place like that. I always imagined what he would have looked like when he was in NAM ironman as ele, why that? He's basically half robot, and i'd assume engineers are more robo-ish than ele's wtf... Really? has anyone from riot actually watched oce stream? I mean, it's a good time, but he doesn't seem like the rest of the streamers Riot has selected to be featured... Wow, this totally affected my way of thinking about the Universe. Holy shit. Where do you grow these people? Not really related but I've gotten, "You're a vegetarian? So is my sister! But she doesn't like vegetables so all she eats is pasta and chicken nuggets." What's up with all the "Pedo" comments under that video cooool Hmmm. Maybe the sheet is clear and just sitting on top of the square? A 9gaging friend of mine showed me this months ago Following some random advice, I connected just the motherboard (the 24 pins connector). And now it works Yeah, I try not to say it around my tree-friendly friends. I'm scared they lock me in a basement and feed me nothing but starch and fiber . . .really? I looked up the base price for C&C RE3 on Origin earlier - it's a whopping €55 where I am Wait, your dad's a doctor and you didn't bother to mention it to him?! I don't understand why they added the lightsabre sound effects over the original. Must be Australia. Where else does this kind of stuff happen? I clearly mean the clip in question The who now in the what what? Seems like every pub I join, there's always someone intoxicated or high ... but they seem to do just fine in-game Not relevant at all? So after all that, who do the Nets have to fill in the rest of their roster? oh damn... i thought i put it in there It occurred to me earlier that the entire army was probably his descendants. Oh, you're right. That seems safe TL;DR: So when your dreams die, he inherits them? Those arms This just made me cringe The Dragon Dagger... That wine is so overpowered. I want some. Oh my god well that's how babies are made, with a woman and man's genitalia... Can't say I have ever smoked with someone I didn't like smoking with after. One thing that does suck (I guess LOL) is when my boyfriEnt and I smoke with people who obviously smoke a lot every day as compared to us who smoke once a day, and we will toke a bowl and not even 15 minutes later they are passing a packed bowl to go again You know what's actually happening there? I think that's two bikes merged. You can suddenly see two saddles - the black one from the HDR and the grey one from the non HDR one Getting rid of sunburn..... Dear Lord, I'm 5' 7" (~167 cm)... according to this I should have breasts that would probably cripple me I'm scared, I feel spiders watching me What a life I once planned on doing that (writing a letter for each and every day for a duration of about 5 months) for my girlfriend, which is Italian and far from me, but I quit it and thought of other things instead. It takes such a patience... That's 240 letters, madam. Did your friends consume all those whippit canisters? I live near Portland Haha This reminds me of ps i love you the only chick flick i will ever admit to liking Tuens out, that guy was in no way affiliated with the hospital My step sister is really into this series, and she was a big Twilight fan. She even got my mom into Twilight Me too at first man! I was thinking fuu!! as if you can do it! since when did you register here anyway?? Do I look like someone, perhaps? that's over 200k views, why do you think it should have more views? oh.. wow That is soooooo hawt xxx_ You look super familiar Reminds me of chimichanga night... Not sure who he is, but I'm pretty freaked out by how much he looks like me as a bearded man. "my grandma she was trippin, she done opened up the door, so i had to flush the yayo" It seemed to be able to pronounce names pretty well. Like the cast of The Big Bang Theory.. The Indian dude's name Kinda wierd that you you thought Ihad an XBox...... Holy shit. You're absolutely right. I never made the connection. uhh, you got a deviantart page or a blog or something? Are you the dude from BVB? I have never been so scared of a computer before My family pays 20 so this is like daaaaaaang oo thats a good idea. Those jars come 15 to a case and a standard pallet of it is 56 cases. So 2800 jars So what you're saying is that you could go back in time and bang your great-great-great grandparent and not make flipper babies? Will that monster of a cooler (Phanteks PH-TC14PE) fit inside the NZXT Phantom 410 Post under this one said "who would eat this" thought I clicked on that... spent the hole time looking at this gif staring at it going like this I think cans are harder to open (lefty btw), but right handed scissors are easy I swear to god, you are in every post There are other people from the same city I live in on reddit? I'm sure Blizz will sell repair licenses at some point AI? Tell them to run. Run fast. And never look back. I saw a baby one the other night. Killed the motherfucker. Now it's parents will probably get revenge on me. It makes it much worse now that I know they bite Are you hiring? Ou-outside?? She has no eyes Whoa! Windows Key + Tab = I'm more impressed he found this comment half way down the page. Of course its real This also happened back when the BF3 beta started....it said -9999 MSP I cant believe people still buy strategy guides anymore. The last one I bought was probably in 1998 before we got internet at our house. I picked one up to flip through at a bookstore the other day and it didnt even have BF2 in it At first I was like... lol this sounds like me and my friends haha this is amusing. Then I was like Killing grelod the kind with the wabnajack, turning her into a chicken her exploding ass naked in a sex position on her back in front of about 4 kids in an orphanage big jello shots No haha, I meant that the fact that someone could have gotten into them just a few years ago while in 3rd or 4th grade makes me feel old, since I got into them significantly before that when I was in 7th or 8th grade. And the fact that he's 40 sorta makes it worse, because I was attracted to him when he was 30... There is an atlas in the hangar bay? Well that was weird as hell, it cut out most of my sentence Try /r/seduction maybe? Apparently, pop rocks > fruit roll ups. You have noted ingredients for pouches in your invent? Does that work? 4:10 is one of the greatest frags i've seen How in the world did you make your name "Fagballs" when there is no "S" button? > brad nails Why only US and Canada? dude me too 3 days suspension cuz of bugsplats Bajeyrs... no, y?... should i have? Amazing? I don't know! :P What`s an SRS subreddit then? I'll just ship it back to the company I definatly didn't piss myself while watching this... This is one of those things that makes you want to set forth and END the gruesome rule 34. Visit Clgaming.net, check out the guide section if u wanna play like a pro visit Clgaming.net. Clgaming.net Clgaming.net Clgaming.net But it makes the buff die so fast. But...but your name? Isn't that the nude beach? A..hair piece Is that... Arya Stark? I'd take a key or an account. I don't care I just want to play Reefachu stole my bong... I'm not sure if you're an angry racist, or really bad at memes. That could be a false dilemma, but I don't see any other alternatives. I graduated high school in '04. I know that feel. 50 mgs could cost $130. 100 mgs may cost $300. Wow, I think no one want to know what kind of books you have laying around ....you did what? That episode was creepy. Old tomato = Ultimatum? I think I never used that word before, too ... looks really weird ... stop it I think I need to clear out the rest of my schedule for the day so I can sit here and wait impatiently OMG, the castle video is totally unwatchable for me - I got queasy after the first minute of him moving the camera you jus.. i... wow. my life changed I think not only my MS increased 3%... how come i got downvoted even when there is no downvote button Your comment is leaving me very confused. That's a nope nope nope for me This is like.... exactly what happened to me last time I played Riven. Redeemed skin, and I laned top against Dragon Fist Lee Sin. And I handedly won the lane. It's like looking into my own past. I have done it little over a week and I lost quite a lot of water weight. Six to eight pounds to be specific, I'll weigh myself again when I have a chance to use a scale. Don't got one in my house. lol omfg thats so true I am sorry to hear that. :-( Hope you are alright now. Mainly because I am used to them. And isn't it weird how some things like taking a shit can affect your rib? You definitely got my flag at full mast. This is random but I'm in a similar degree as you, how hard was it for you to find that job as project manager that's paying 60k-70k? Any other job offers post graduation? Maybe he was just inexperienced/uninformed. Had a guy at the track who said he owned an R1 ask if my ninja was a liter bike. Looked at him like Your english accent sounds australian. You planning on moving out and into a 4 bed/3bath house? I remember this... so... it's still ongoing? Creepy... HHAHAHA lol... You're in A3 with those stats? You're so old that you can post this on the internet and you've never cleaned your balls? Ahah. One of my friends is a Satanist..He tried to get me to say some prayer that would have Satan visit me while I slept. I'm not 100% sure if that's your problem, but it solved the problem at least for me. I don't know why the new drivers won't work true story Oh you're right How did it get up there? You are not a douchebag All these suggestions for Jesus This is utterly moronic... Cool, but where did they take those minimum specs from? Dat thumbnail I think this guy is trying to force meta drama in this sub Uh......no..... Really? Really?! You have absolutely no idea, whatsoever why people on the subway were staring at you? Its good advice matickoc i realize that but hes 13 years old and very whiney me as a good big brother has to get him what he wishes thx for the advice tho he already getting like 100$ worth or rp from friends How did he manage to get a bobcat? I honestly don't know now that you said that. I used not think so, but now that you put it that way, I do not know..... Cashier looks at you and the hawk while checking out....*slight pause* well, nothing to see here I'd like to know what that teddy bear is trying to do under the bed... I thought that was a beret at first... ....thats a TITAN you know you could just crop it, right? op karth build Looks like it. With my first pregnancy, it totally blind-sided me. Woke up and my whole chest was soaked lol My reaction was thus: -_-...o_-...O_O... It is literally a single frame at 14:32-14:33. It is not a turnip as the most recent YouTube comment (*GUYS GO TO 14:33 OMG! THERE IS A TURNIP BEFORE THE BLOOD BANK I've mentioned my experiences with cheating, never been sent PMs though. wtf, I swear I clicked pics Thumbnail looks like DNA sequence Why Do I find this slightly creepy?.... Chief Rabbi of Lithuania Wow. just woah I'm Asian and I thought this was normal for everyone? If you're going to quote a scene, quote it properly! He guessed Mugen from samurai champloo But... That would mean Tenzin + Lin = incest... can't tell if sarcastic or actually angry You... put down your cat... and buried her? She could accidentally rip it by doing that... Just imagine its in there and boom someone accidentally pushes the handle that opens the iron Wow, such a simple thing and I'd have never thought that was its function I always find it splashes back at me way more sitting... Must be doing it wrong Rejected? Humans are capable of creating methods for flight, yet the ability to transpose sarcasm through a keyboard is impossible GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! 530 a year for a superbike? holy wow, it is now Where the hell are the marshmallows?!? Also: I am confused whether I should post in english or german dat gap OH MY GOD!! Same as me, I guess. what the hell did i just watch? i know. i thought i was the only one Did you say six THOUSAND hours of gw1? omfg. What just happened? I'm browsing /r/new and I come here, and it says this was posted an hour ago. *Did I travel through time?!* This guy is so... pale It doesn't help that I have you tagged as boobs either P.S. Bring lotssss of tampons just in case. You don't want to have to go without Whoa. This is dark Wait wait wait, so reddit isn't blocked but the dayzmod forums is? Who are your sysadmins funny.. I was thinking the same yesterday Oh, I didn't see that. This is so awkward How are people online using the worse "cancer"? Skin stealer There's a side of me that believes Blizz is trying to keep the gold farmers in business as they are not being aggressive at all in taking actions against them.. I've seen the same website being spammed from multiple accounts and it is a pretty well known gold site... damn... you're right Jesus shitting christ! hmm who is the scumbag here ...am confused ...... it looked like swain was the scumback to me My God...the money in that screenshot is insane! Where... Did he put it? This wall of text hurts more than Nestea's zergling all in Are there people out there that buy DRM-infested music? Really? What? His (her?) eyes are so BIG! Do they actually use those words? Or the part with the starved rats. Reminds me of the scene in Prometheus... I have not used the finder yet on any pre-50 flash points, seems like there are more ass-hats there... Dude I'm nearly 20 and you're as tall as I am She looks so different Whoa. Definitely not what I thought he looked like Gaz dies as a soldier in cod4 and decides to be reincarnated as a puppy? I thought that was just KMS Like an accident. I cannot look away First thing on my mind, "Faces of Math" I mean, I'm rank 2 Masters, so it's relevant enough His little hands... What sort of sorcery is this?! You've got a point there. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows ... Why did I read this as "Ultra thin 75 inch breast"? huh....never noticed his eyes. his clothes are a dead changed give-away, but i never noticed his eyes. Good news, but I don't see any special looking screenshot. another lucamian on reddit? *twilight zone theme* There's a subreddit for lucid dreaming? Great advice and thank you for sharing! It's hard to believe that nurses yell at their patients---looks like they need a different career choice 'Sup. you will give me nightmares Please tell me theres more than 2 person for that meal wait, IT IS? It happened AGAIN?????? Where is "here"? 1 piece per win? that would take a while At 42 I have to say....move over, you're stepping on them. So ur dad raped u? Ke$ha - TikTok I've had something similar to this too. Often I find myself breathing in abruptly with no warning [sort of like a hiccup but not quite] and then burping, or [sometimes] regurgitating, right after I want to play Eve on one of those puppies The "*heigth of water Financial aid for a $40k high school, You sure you failed? Seems odd it would show you having a license if you don't 38.88 USD to ship to alaska? You still pay $4.36? You didnt bind it to your choice before you start campaign? I first read that as "hand out of their ass," definitely changed the tone of where that story was going Or... you could realize how bad of a champion she really is and stop playing her You may have drank his eighth leg. That's a much more complicated spreadsheet yes... i could use stickers if i wanted to completely negate the laser etched backlit keys... Wait when did burn start lowering attack Yeah, KG looked "almost finished" while averaging 19.2 PPG and 10.30 RPG, playing up till game 7 against the eventual champs, well after Kobe and his team flamed out 4-1 against the Thunder. Spooky Vision Is that a picture of a phone having a picture of the xray? Luke 3:23-28 produces different results in our Bibles, apparently, because what mine says is not what you quoted. Sounds like Jihadi code to me. They'e starting to organize again hooly shiet Get a restraining order aren't the dallas mavs the same team? I can't believe I wasn't here before Wow it was worth it creating a youtube account to ask that question Is that really Ritsu?! SAKDHGJLDSHG WOW I thought it was just a picture. So if someone were to start shooting in a supermarket, you're saying you'd return fire?! Thankfully your niece doesn't crap on your head then again, how much will all your games in League matter 5 years from now What idiot had you thawing ANYTHING in hot water? Are you me? I'm sorry, but it seems only one account posts there. Is that guy ok?! do you want to tell us anything? Assasins crees 3 Maybe I *did* go to middle school with you No it doesn't No... this is not helpful nor does it make things less creepy Why has the guy boobs? Tanks. Holy screaming mother of fuck yes Once upon a time, there was a lion in a forest. You've been on my friend's list for a long time, and I had no idea that you are a virgin! I normally slack at getting up, but i was up before everybody in my household ready to drive down at 8am to pick this baby up ;D. First person to get one as well, these items normally go extremely quick where i live. Part of my birthday present so gota wait to use it now WHY ARE YOUR MOSQUITOES SO DAMN BIG!!!! This is me: part of racing means slowing down? heroin...middle school... The game hasn't even been released yet! I don't understand if you posted it and no one liked it, you post it again? GTFO it's one thing to have a repost due to awesomeness and a great or funny piece of media. Its something entirely different when its " LOOK AT ME I AM SO COOL!!" that video gave me epilepsy I doubt that hole punch is sanitary at all Oh god. I want to, and I don't, all at once. Did anyone else notice the names at the bottom? Why doesn't his wife have the same last name Uhm.... I dont know? People like your ex creep me out lmfaoo i swear to god the thumbnail made it look like a big white ass with the cheeks spread open So how does my wizard do it with sub 1mil of gear? Wait, are you a guy named Scott? Korn wtf 11GB? I hit that limit in the past hour or iris It's glorious in its redneck trashiness I don't see why I'm getting so much hate. It is a good legitimate question. Unless that's why I'm getting so much hate I know they make cell phone towers that look like trees.. but I've never seen the big satellite dish thingy.. really makes you wonder Yes, verily! I started working for my old school district 7 months ago and judging by my old middle school there are about 3 or 4 classrooms for every wireless access point.. Soooo is there a new album in the works soon? Introduced at least 12 new players to the game and its not even the start of the July 6th "event" yet Egads! Me too! It drives me crazy Psuedo firebending! don't mexicans drink tecate with tabasco sauce on the lip of the can? my friend does that and i was like What the hell is Spanish Orange version? Dogs are meant to have a coat...i think we should leave it that way... ENIGMA He went to the doctor half a year ago who told him it would go away by itself Holy hell I think I'm in love. my friend had starbucks before getting on a plane and she barfed the whole way! she was also 18 at the time...maybe it's just the scones/muffins Its also a bit hard to believe That's more like it... I'm her height, also of Asian extraction, and went Looks like shes feeding a giant deer ~_~ hrmm… idk who says Yolo either, aside from myself, and the only reason I do say it is because I've come to the understanding it allows stupid people to do stupid stuff -like hide weed in their shoes- therefore I use it in a context of "oh you Wana commit suicide? Yolo!" cause I'm an asshole… and that's just how we roll… but in terms of the social circle… damn that is a nice camera to get that detail Well....um....uh....there seems to be a few hundred extra pounds between Jayne and Kaileigh...I...I don't know what to say about this... Is he giving her shoes Thanks for the explanation. There must be something wrong with my mind, because I always read into things too much and find terrifying philosophical implications where there aren't any. Hmm, too bad he never mentioned what FW was about. Maybe then he could help us get better. I also felt relieved. Just look at the toenail. I don't want to get stuck with that kind of toenail.. It looks like a kingdom of fungi is in there.. This makes a total of 28 bundles you're giving away? That sounds.. terrible How so? ... Dat Ponzi karma chain What is a potato cake? It sounds delicious. Graphic settings on PS3? Well...that's different wha ??? you learned to do that in 2 weeks It's been a while since i last read it, where did the parasite come in again? Yeah, you'd be amazed how much shit I get from my friends for having Clue*do* and calling it Clue*do*. So you deleted your whole account? Is spectrum considered a classic already? Did those last 2 guns... come out of his ass? I would buy it if I had the keys. My first look at it and I saw the little lettery guys from pokemon protecting a pharoh Not exactly eager to launch some random EXE file with the promise of ponies and panic wtf And nothing else? If that's the case, my girlfriend would make you feel like you're backed into a corner with a gun to your head. My condolences for your hypersensitivity. I would strongly urge you to limit yourself to very specific subreddits. Please do not misconstrue that last statement as a threat. Holy.Fuck. This is the most absurd bullshit i ever heard anyone brabble. Is this kind of an american official? Like goverment-somethingy? I don't have much of a clue of the american gov-system. But really. Someone had to lift or vote her into her position o_O Now that's scary... She even looks as dumb as she is. I'm not judging people on their look. But this... I'll go reread the last few pages, i remember mab, demonreach but not the parasite Oathsworn loses on your cluster? 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The crush thing, that's what I thought too, but then she said she doesn't have any either IIRC, the original question was "Have you ever *eaten* alien meat?" Which just makes it all the more GGG?! GGGGggGG. /gggg. Can't condone buying plasma to manufacture medicine? Okay. Muscle removed from calves? fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu ..............↖......copypaste...subreddit..title........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................┌∩┐( I was just going to ask "why not pigs?" I completely forgot about this Out Ninja an Asian? Old enough to get a driver's license, but not old enough to know about sun screen It never crashed for me on my hexacore CPU when I wasn't using any mods. I had that dream almost every night when I was little... It would have been funny if they posed for a picture, and he removed the wig without them knowing for the actual picture. Then he would put it back on, and they would have never known until they looked at the actual picture itself and been like that's a sexy neck.. Um... learn 2 play It's not even just that they'll be atheists... they'll realize they have all this freedom that Utah Mormons don't have, and they just might go off the deep end. Utah will be a scary, scary place. Haha nice :P I used to like George Cloony 94 OH GOD. Maybe to hold yourself and not scratch the walls? Am I the only one that thinks that is a SHIT TON of trees for two people.... Yes this is my first :) and I still have to deal with the tiredness as well, I am also waiting for the wonderfulness of the 2nd trimester haha. Only 5 weeks until the 3rd?! Wow lol me too Oh people actually do that? I thought people don't bother farming in groups anymore Watching "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" never really had me worried until recently, when I saw an episode about a woman that continued to get her period throughout her entire pregnancy. After that I actually asked my mom go to the store and buy me two pregnancy tests, haha. I have become....extremely paranoid. Yes, please. Your world is amazing. My name just came to be Woah, seriously? Holy crap! Am I the only one who doesn't have a hard time not shitting my pants? Lol ok, then explain how those kill me on my SC DH while in SS all the time? What if I did Well he's 2300 elo with a 29:1 win/loss rating with TF in ranked I really don't see the problem with wearing full kits, Italians are passionate about it because they love the team or the styling. How come football fans can walk around in full kit (including scarf) and that's fine, but if a cyclist does (of which makes more sense considering its functional) its a nono Mine too... I read the last sentence as "It was only her child", and prepped to downvote for horrible humor. Word order is important I have no idea what this is It worked! I now have the RP needed to buy the skin I wanted. Thank you so much Cindiquil for the tip! Also, RIOT support responds hella fast! Same thing happened to me Maybe you should ask your GF. Why not just call him a taxi or give him a ride FRACK!! I need to get my new Asus Lappy Toppy FAST. Asterisks in a file name? the avatar speaks korean On how many boxes I see what you did there Dammit OP, you freaked me the fuck out Yeah, the car is fully stock except for the FM dual exhaust that the previous owner added. Springs and shocks aren't in the budget this year, more seat time is. The existing alignment was fairly atrocious, it was highly tossable but not straight-line-able. 1.5 degrees camber difference in the front. It's weird seeing the city and highways you live in being put in to a video game Yeah I got they're reworking Katarina's model, but I don't get where they mention that they postponed Soraka's and that Katarina's will come before it Yeah, but deep fried ice cream has a base attack power of 250... Or is that PP? First Post ( You'll learn to appreciate it I DO have something against Ocelote. He tends to perform rather poorly when he is not playing with his team. Today? All I got for my gallon marker was a sticker... I went there once...glad im still alive to tell the tale... Is it me or are the other two guys enjoying watching their girls kiss you a bit too much... Well that is fantastic for you. And it's not so much as an insult as it would be a deterrent for most men since they usually like their girls to have XX chromosomes. (American here) I NEVER knew this until 5 minutes ago. I cannot recall ever learning in any level of my education that there had been craft on Venus and that there were photos. Context? .... He hid the camera operators body... They Looked for it never. I noticed this when watching a stream earlier this year. No, really, look at the comments *orgasms and falls on floor before running to bank* I never asked, but I do believe he used it with his girlfriend. Sure, I can get you registered for $100! yeah i did a double take just to make sure i was still in itap They cannot do this practice within the united states. Its banned.. The story was Yeah, after seeing that picture, I now have zero intention on ever going outside again. How old are you? Had a woman named Samantha walk in asking if we were hiring. GM happened to be there and warmly greeted her and introduced her to our manager, another woman named Samantha. GM told manager to give a quick interview right then, and he leaves to go home for the weekend. The girl pulls out her CV and hands it to my manager, manager runs her eyes over it, scoffs and says "Yeah. I don't think so. I'll be the only Samantha working here." She then crumbled it up and tossed it away. The girl's eyes went Added, but it says you haven't been on in 72 days. Damn that is a nice-ass ring You should see the next video that Teo / MLC / Etalyx recorded Do what We saw this disheveled man walking down a road in my neighborhood so we stopped to ask him if he needed any help or anything and he was fairly polite but he had his hands in his pockets. We were just about to leave him be and I decided to be nice and shake his hand and wish him well. He said he couldn't shake my hand because he had chili in his pockets and his hands were covered in chili. I was like this He made them while driving? Is it me, or is the cigarette on the right floating the sentry on the back is ... quite random Shitception whats al_hasa Did you make this picture? This comment made me think, "Hey what if he was paid by a gun manufacturer for product placement?!?" If you're free from 8-10 am, why are you awake? Also, Unless...do you think the admins had something to do with it? The limbs are a little derpy. I have no clue....I was gone for 3 weeksz and I came back to lolcats on my VWDC..... I swear that "true" part is from a biggie song So you're saying "being gay" ins't a choice? How else would you use it Dude, I was just in North Carolina and got a regular fried porkchop sandwhich... There were four fucking chops It's like schizophrenia in Kpop video format I'm not bad at math What if this hand-model just has small hands and it's a new design for a regular sized pouch? Thanks! :D Wait why does it make you want to sell yours? My surprise when people are entering for DNF. It's weird seeing an Instafur here. Matas963 is posting this with the Double ended dil- WHAT? Explain to me why that is a thing? I've heard that about white folks before... I just meant that as in it's such a vague statement and it could mean: there aren't as many apps, there aren't as many tablet-optimized apps (which doesn't really matter for a seven inch tablet), the apps don't look as nice (which is bullshit because there are sexy-looking apps and a metric fuckton of crappy-looking ones on both), and so on. Man I had a near-miss recently. Got a nice eagle tho. And man, you crush your PW. My 8 iron barely goes that far Team Hungercraft Assassins: Effingham, Rovertap, Admiral_Echo, YourFace_ I will be attending Mini Comi in Vacouver tomorrow, and every weekend this month will be at a con in or around Vancouver. My big one i August is Anime Revolution dude that shit is creepy as my grandma on a fuckin bikini ME3 now has a zombie mode? Quite likely refer to Penis_loafs comment. It wasn't "public" it was the woods in the middle of the night, who goes for a stroll in the woods in the middle of the night. Im always in /general and /trade, never seen spam in either of them.. After putting 300+ hours in both FO3 and F:NV, I never knew this. I just thought they were gibberish. You think playboys are ancient technology I'm really glad you didn't crush the babies Why are all these people eating money? I'm very confused Yes, god forbid someone would admit smoking weed, this so very frowned upon in romanian society I shit my pants. Wow. I just realized it kinda works on him One of the best cakes I've ever seen Does garens shield give him % damage reduction? I keep reading your username as Hitler and theater... I don't really know what that says about me. I love Death and Crowley. Also, Gabriel, Chuck, Balthazar, Ash, Andy, Pam and Meg. Death had THE BEST intro. Hands down. Crowley- he just makes me happy... ahem... too happy. The rest made me laugh and I love to laugh. Oh and one character that no one has meantioned yet. THE IMPALA. The final episode of season 5... major tears. Beautiful car. I also love Dick- ruthless. I love to hate him. But he was fucking hilarious. Just like Lucifer. I think that about covers it. Your tl;dr was nearly as long as your original comment If AIDS denialism gets Noah and the Flood, what do you send those who claim misandry does real? I bet you're white, and have a white wash name. And I bet you are a virgin. Kinda new to minecraft, who are these cat people? At first I thought that this piece was done on top of a face to give it that realistic look, but nope— it's entirely stockings. What sort of test would you administer? WHAT? I'm glad that I haven't..? And how exactly is an authenticator a lie? How the hell is that convenient? It's so much easier to pee standing... Yes exactly like that, and in the exact same location. Nah I fear that quite often too.. and It ain't always cause of dank weed, but more paranoia Wow He's like: "recalling....oh shit.....oh shit!!!" id have to say, i dont want to ask anything, but just state that that looks a helluvalot better Do you not hear yourself say blue bluff? how the actual fuck did this happen? like wtf reddit Why is it that whenever I buy a new game, redditors start posting things about the game I bought? Are you watching me? Tristana is scary Cosmic Encounter is a very well known tabletop An interesting choice for a girl I used to work at Shinder's, a chain of stores in the Twin Cities that sold porn among other things. Secretary from the school I went to came in one day and bought a Penthouse. What is that gif? You mean they are not the same person ...Cheers? Really? Do you take a drink afterwards, too? Oh my god, gief that Tony Tony Chopper hat Who's Josh? I want this. TIL: Popeye Jones' son plays hockey "realistic" double dildo? Post? I made a comment. What size is 32G? He's like a fluffier version of Insanity Puppy. I first read the TLDR as "bake her" and immediately freaked out. Tenzin got DRAGONITE? C'est a ce point la I see Hecarim ALL THE TIME. idk what game you're playing, but it's not League Is it just me or does that chicken look like a serial killer? Damn man, I hope I'll be looking as good as you in 7 years well, it's already 1:20 am Monday morning here... don't you panic! goodnight : Or was it? Thanks for the advice! :) I don't think we will have access to alcohol, but that totally makes sense. I once got blown when I was drunk and I lasted maybe half an hour or something. ... Oh, really? OMG Using the term "Mate" would make most people think you are from UK or AU... so shouldn't the steering wheel be on the other side? Impressive ass And we're pretty much the obsolete models Holy shit, the Q is a monocle and the w a mustache That first bit... A LITTLE creepy. Starcraft Board Game How...much was that? Dafuq did I just see? Bricks were shat during the viewing of this photo... Yes thank you... bronze/silver/gold should just be going heavy bio with medivacs and doing fast pushes to end the game anyway, it's not like they know what they're doing well enough to use any of the rest of the tech anyway. whoa...you just listed my Noctowl's moveset in HG How? thank you in advance for the nightmares im going to have tonight What? Where? I checked for this to be a circlejerk post about 3 times while reading it. /r/PokemonKings Worst fuckin chart use ever AGP and gameports Holy shit.... I think I know this girl... so are we gonna trade or not Yes, I installed 64 bit Java (because it's a 64 bit system) and I have restarted multiple times. This is very frustrating Yes, I installed 64 bit Java (because it's a 64 bit system) and I have restarted multiple times. This is very frustrating A friend introduced me to her friends there, and he was one of them. He said I looked really familiar and thought and was like, "...Soviette?" and I was like " Actually just walked over there as soon as I saw the news. The crane literally came down across like half of the top floor that was under construction, looks like a decent amount of damage done. Police aren't letting anyone on the fourth floor of McDermott, they've practically yellow-taped off what little bit of area around the place that isn't already fenced. It looks pretty serious That's what I was thinking. Mom thats 35 Audition is amazing. Irreversible. There is a scene in it where a guy smashes another guys face with a fire extinguisher. The whole scene leading up to it is amazing. Edit: Said Irresistible meant a completely different movie UNLESS YOU FAIL LIKE THE GUY IN THE LAST FRAME I just imagined a portal forming in between the two towers. mine just has a regular flush, i don't think it's on the remote You can poop on command?? How does that work? AVG is the one thing that has never failed me, but it wont kill this virus, it will only tell me its there. totalbiscuit just tweeted the stream and the viewer count jumped from 90 to over 200 Damn I'm pretty sure this is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen in my life, and I would have a heart attack if I saw it staring at me at night ( Take two for the team. I need that game Who's the fucktard who downvoted this? I are confused Those are their own jackets. did you rollerblade out of a fucking airplane onto a tree? god damn boy Lauren Faust now has a Twitter page Congrats... talk about luck 194 games, that's alot of builds you've tested there SANTA! ... What does six pounds of that stuff even look like? why is zeph a greencard? I don't even know what you're talking about So stoning is basically blowing someone up? Please correct me if I'm wrong because I thought stoning was throwing rocks at someone.. this looks like they blew that person up I have friends who dress frumpy/ugly just to avoid this. One friend goes so far as to put her dress clothes and makeup on at work so guys will give her less shit (she rides public transportation). She'll ride the bus in sweats and a frumpy shirt, her hair under a hat, and guys will ignore her. When she dresses up, yep, it's like she's a slice of cake and guys think it's their birthday. One guy even plucked her earbud out of her ear and asked her if she had a boyfriend. Disney does it to, except I saw a Bug's Life short attraction, there's a part with wasps The things people do for karma This is true, I've only been S2 for like 8 months or so. I was on a sub at the time, too, so it was a nameless account I used to merge into you guys... to become normal One time we were in the car and my 3 year old daughter pulled one out of my purse and stuck it to her window. A family in a van drove by and stared at me and I was like o_O then I realized why and was like Zero fucks given, on another note... how small is the upper half of that mans head? and I just ran it through the reddit search, and this is the only one that came up for this url. Kid's liking it OhmyGod an American left the country!? Voluntarily?? So you're living with a drug dealer and a potential rapist? Sounds like you need to scan Craigslist and GTFO. Or ask around amongst your friends to see if anyone is looking to rent rooms. interesting edit your grandpa and my grandpa have the same handwriting I am the ginger cousin of bigbird. Spirit walk past all the monsters. I noticed he's been known to, in between tournament games, play additional ladder games to stay warmed up Damnthatsridiculous! Give him three days or so ... maybe he will mysteriously start posting again That means it's been 50 years since The Beatles' first album. I add salt and pepper to the scrambled egg mixture before I put it in the pan and it turns out delicious Agreed. Not the best choreography, but still this is one of my favorite songs from t-ara now What is your opinion on it? To me, it seems kind of underwhelming for 900 Day Vet. Maybe I'm expecting too much from Cryptic. Catherine? holy shit...this is freaky....me too!!! o_O_O_o_O_ Given that that is in the future (right?) Maybe this is where it's from. I was recently sitting on a pier, using my phone, when I thought to myself... my phone would fit really easily between those gaps in the floor. I then panicked and dropped my phone. Words can not describe the terror as I saw it fall and oh-so-narrowly miss the gap If by "last night" you mean Friday, I did it the same time you did Do you... do you not *usually* eat hot food... with a fork? How the hell did I miss this Thats some fucked up shit American gods? What the hell is wrong with dollar coins!? what's with the down-votes... no negative comments How the heck did mirana not just ulti into your base and BD hang on...the first thing i did when i woke up this morning was make jelly the artwork looks almost like Quentin Blake.... I wouldn't put this past him. Yeah, it's see through. "in biro?" Wow... some of those responses. I've lived there and i didn't even recognize it I know right... Hmm I had like 5 drinks tonight should be like 25-30$ "sir your tab is 300$ thanks for using all our crown Royal " See, now I'm going to the creepy zone, but on my own. I read that phrase "having my boy ass pounded silly" and suddenly I'm imagining a pegging porn where a clown pops out of his ass, spins some plates, and returns to his nethercircus. Holy shit, this game is so tense! I have the weirdest boner now Wow,I gotta hand it to the artist.It looks like a very compromising position to be in YES. My god... I lost the count of how many times I played Half Life and I never noticed this Yeah, fuck all the innocent women and children whose oppression is the madness you describe That's a lot of mercury. Holy shit!!! Hole in the wall?? I may drive myself, seeing as I have a big truck that's perfect for the drive in, shall we have some sort of signal Oh, ya veo! I... never thought of that. It kinda looks like an old Navy boat Yeah, I'll bet you have. I roleplay being Worth1000kps' friend He probably ATE the Jehovah's witness judging from the size of him.. 1:23 the cotton candy he's throwing looks suspiciously like sperm..... Jesus Christ! HOW? Okay thank god. I wasn't completely sure, but there were some crazy people there if it was real. Someone had a link open on the photo of the cross that said, "gay amputee gangbang" and I was like That pit's been hitting the gym Yea, I think they were trying to showcase her, this being her debut I guess? ...not sure if trolling, or no idea what you're talking about. Yeugh! Why block out the last name when the form clearly states the last name in the header? So many chops..... Honestly, I think the worst part of that story was how they fired you, after you got an injury from a car accident. Teach me the ways master ... Sure i guess CoolioVevo as in /r/new. Note that I commented around the time it was posted Ha ha, for me it was a giant, stuffed bunny. How i *loved* that thing! It was an Easter gift. Is this something the average joe can buy? I can't believe that was 21 years ago Do they make 14g labret studs long enough for a tongue? Twice There is so much nope in that mod. I really don't see anything wrong with you. I don't think being mixed hurts you at all. Okay you might not be as skinny as your typical Asian, but I don't see anything wrong with your weight. What's your height and weight? Your very pretty, you should know that. I'm curious how you block out faces with mustaches Today is my birthday Yea, I had the same problem on Dominion. Lux Ult was always bugged but it seems that Jayce destroyed even more. Also sometimes it only applies and proccs the passive No it isn't... That would be amazing...30 seconds after this pic they were all out of her basket scattered throughout the living room da fuck ... where are the nipples ZOMG HAI What's wrong with her picture? Im confused did all of this violence happened in a church? What kind of church is this That iPhone has full signal and over half battery. Amazing Local from Virginia Beach here! TOURONS EXIST. Um, what weight? That looks like a healthy amount of weight. Any skinnier for your age and I would be concerned. Holy shit, Kobe but... it's 7 at night here. Where the poop are you that it's 7 am there? You... Look familiar. Who the fuck has blue diarrhea? I read that as 1977 and was like Nope, just my luck that a lot of vendors were selling MGS I dunno about creeped out. They just look so...... human Wacking it 100 times in one day. Your eyes! And I am okay with this. You consider _that_ blunt?? Damn... Soraka has second highest playrate (40%) and she didn't get a skin for 2years Great Scot! It scares the everloving shit out of me the number of yanks that ride without helmets That's probably the only logical explanation I can come too... God is really into some kinky shit Yes. By the time I got to the last band I saw I was completely bushed and only had the energy to stand on the very edge of the "casual dance" radius of the crowd. I was very dehydrated and I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast (but I wasn't hungry). Luckily I was smart enough to sunscreen-up my scandinavian ass like every 2 hours so I only tanned. Afterwards, I weigh 6 less pounds than I did yesterday. Did you reply to it? I don't see your response anywhere The best part of that comic is on the next page or so, where Our Hero covers the cow's ears, and then has Why is your comment getting downvoted? Olive garden bread? Or so they say Oh, good lord, what fresh hell that must have been for the parents Not that much dex but yes this is worth a lot... Mostly. Still can't go outside when It's night, still paranoid, no more sickness and migraines though, still scared to go alone outside farther than a few blocks. It did that thing again where my comment only shows up on my user page As much as I love the song... I think I have to go with the top youtube comments on this one Maybe he's wielding a hidden dragon defender behind his shield What would you say is the best and worst? I feel like I'm biased to call full metal the best because.. well.. i love it. worst? i hate bleach .... As I was reading this, I thought of a guy that I know with cerebral palsy... I know him through Magic.... As soon as you said he played Magic, I " I was doing some laundry :( so I had to stay up! I used to not be affected by caffeine, but now if I take some before bed, this is me all night --> Does being gay count as birth control Are they so busy with other customers!? You guessed 12 of 18 correctly **(%63.2)**... wat that spider looks muscular First post I was curious enough to click on, was about a chick getting jizz up her nose.. Just passed the goddamned Turing test. Its like a double Turing test. I can't tell if its truly an intelligent machine, or a person posing as an intelligent machine. +1 for Terry getting fired. Had I a manager like that I'd quit then and there. My eyes literally went like this Then maybe its pulling some mem from my RAM, because in my dxdiag it says 4096MB of vid. RAM. dude. I seriously didn't even think of that. you just blew my fucking mind Don't know why but my only thought as European was just "Ads, ads everywhere", although to be honest soccer probably has the same amount, but it's kinda... well different I can actually see my uncles house in this That was depressing. Thinking that with these SOPA-like laws attempting to be passed all the time nowadays. It's depressing to realize how accurate this comic could be Talk about a death glare. Is this an American thing? Ok, I don't care if I get downvoted, but are people stupid enough to be excited about repeats in black and white/whatever you want to describe it as? Really!? Sounds like a setup for a robbery. Well, shit, I always thought creepy vans were just a funny stereotype. I live in Seward, 5 minutes away from you What the hell is the link purple Yep... and with RMAH, i guess it all depends on your bank account balance My god.... it exists I was about to say the same thing. im truly fascinated with orb weavers.I could stare at them for so long...but at a distance Looks like the Faceoff Map House on MW3 I got mine last night...at about 1200... That was really weird. I just came back from Florida a couple of days ago and the guy said that they only had like 20 PC games in stock How does this work? Judging by the screenie, that server has a votekick. Noone bothered to kick him with that score? What made you think that? Is that pliers in her vag? how is that chubby? Is he a player or a personality? He could setup his rig to some 50+ inch plasma I first read that line above as "Perpetual abortion volunteers needed." it is much deeper then a regular show I just noticed the massive penises on each side of her flower. What are you doing her Fair enough There's this Korean webcomic titled Bongcheon-Don Ghost, I know it was scary, it was about a girl encountering the ghost while walking home at night. I didn't realize the comic would move And holy shit, there's a LOT of NSFW stuff on imgur How do girls shake "hands" Wow, I just realized how much of a cultural icon Pink Floyd is. I don't listen to them on a daily basis, so I didn't know what DOSTM was until I opened the picture full size and then it hit me. Top comments on that video Karl Pilkington WASN'T lying! I had never heard of this before. Sounds like the title of a Paradox Interactive game... Is Google broken today? 30 euros? I tried to find a pub to watch quali while i was passing through birmingham but they all had the cricket on instead possibly , support that not really a support (ap) .... and we share creeps ... get it ? Well, as other posters have said, it gets a bit more interesting at level 10 when you start getting talents, and a lot more interesting at 15 when you can start doing dungeons. (It'll also get a lot faster at 20 when you get a mount.) Until then, though, you kinda just have to stick it out... which has never been hard for me, considering that I usually do level 1-10 in a couple hours, but I guess I probably have more practice ;) Have you tried different races? Some starting zones are more interesting than others... The goblin and worgen starting areas are the newest and feel downright epic as I recall. I also have a soft spot for the BC-era starting zones (belf and draenei), though they're definitely not the most stream-lined and some people might disagree... For contrast, dwarf starting quests were cute but definitely not epic, except for the very last few; it was 95% killing troggs and retrieving booze I've been having some weird dreams lately too. I'm dating my best friends sister (they also happen to be twins). Anyway, in this dream universe, I wasn't dating her, but we were just friends. Instead, they had an eight year-old sister. **And we would consensually bang in secret.** wtf happened to my comment. I have an acquaintance whose name is Richard Balls. He tells everyone to call him Dick Is this real? I feel like I saw something exactly like this posted yesterday I've been playing Minecraft for over a year and I had no idea you could do that! That kid was raised by Tiger's Cave omfg...I literally just found out there are other people who don't think with language at all. ( The top comment at the time was relating to getting "epilepsy" from watching the video You take a good picture at least and are least stylish in clothing. For some reason style is always a plus! Though I suppose that would also be grouped with imagination. What if his latest fib is that none of this ever happened? Not sure, but I think this is shopped. Oh wow... That's such a kind offer to make. I thought only my chihuahuas were weird! My girl chi would sneak dirty underwear from the closet and take them to the middle of the living room to chew/lick/roll around on....one time while at my moms she brought down 2 pairs when we had company...my mom was so angry it hasn't really happened since then Literally Was there shit in those? wait- is this the same Tpang from battlefield heroes? It appears what I meant was Ovotestis, which was previously referred to as "True Hermaphroditism". At least I think How old was she? That looks fantastic Wow this person drew characters from ALL of my favorite book series! Wow, I'm incredibly jealous i think u shud post this to /r/dolan how did he get those 3 KOs when I first saw this without reading the title I thought it was chocolate balls with pretzels coming out of it. Why the hell were you ejaculating on your keyboard He's 12 What earrings would those be? And blocking off the Bay Bridge during the day. Whats up with the road lines? I have 2 cats, both long haired. Our 8 year old White cat Winston is deaf. Our 2 year old Black Cat Clarence is a talked. In many ways they are opposites, but they are both females with male names Haha, my Friend # is 1337 That scared the shit out of me!!! You should have seen my face!! Yeah, you scared me away. Don't tell me you actually broke up because of toilet roll TIL there is an episode of Whose Line is it Anyways where Colin Mochrie kisses the entire cast. I've consumed an unnatural amount of pork rinds being an ent on keto I... I agree with you. Weird, I wonder if they are trying to inflate krawks again or something..? Well shit, that changes things a bit... Whoa. I need to know the story behind that... So he has been driving about 1/10 of the past 56 years... How the fuck did the guy do the mouth?! he would never...... Why the downvotes? I could benefit from a new mousepad, but I'm too lazy to register an account at twitch.tv, so I'm posting for a chance at some gold. Hello....to...the road... Who doesn't have a youtube account? I failed most of my math classes in school...but there have been at least two times while I was high that not only was I able to do math in my head but I got the answer right! You mean she didn't tell you she's on the pill?! Holy shit ................but but...the SOV BILLS networking.. its all who you know. I went to school for science, and now im doing software QA Ahh, there's so many amazing indie's out there though It is true. Obama has a good publicity team. Good designers too. that sounds hella awesome an ounce a ... w-w-week? It's called Facebook. Where the retards breed It Wasn't Me by Shaggy and One Thing by One Direction. Yep. Also not to mention the matching algorithm will have a lot of issues if thousands of users are constantly changing their answers on an hourly basis etc... add to that users are constantly searching based on Match %, it will surely affect the results Can she get into iOS games? Are we totally set on making Tahno into a homo? 45 App Store updates? I feel like we should know each other. What's wrong with Spanish guys? The only moving of the seed you are going to do is the initial placement. After that, perhaps the other attacks are going to make the seed change into different plants? Cats bite nails off??Erhmagad.. Dude your dog can fly Last pic: he needs to check his ear I thought that said jizz there for a moment And he also covers himself in green Axe body spray (that glows) whenever he does photo shoots? +1. ArenaNet will make so much profit off this. wow dude, you drove the wheels off that shit All i know of is the ninja Gentleman is an Irish surname? Da fuq? Hey .... what does F5 do? I'm on my phone so it's kind of hard to pause and see, but...is there something inside Gyarados's mouth? Ikr I have one on my boob I threw on the ground in rage I have a birth mark on my penis too!! its right under the head... S..s..slenderman! 17m seems really overpriced for that. I want to play with your piercing. Well, sh*t, bruh.. heal me by hanging later this week he asked you to marry him on the second date? "Kids" that were born in '91 can legally drink. Also, I don't think Tré's wearing pants in the background either... It might kill you twice. You'll Dead Dead! A hem!! Sandwiches! Pretty much. I think she now helps out at her family's cosplay shop... or something like that? I'm really confused why this is getting downvotes. Wait what? both of them suck at drawing? Where have I been? thats not how udders work Columbia alum here. We had parking garages Wut? Pretty bloody? Legit JUST traded that we have a black and white shih'tsu that grows hair like a mad man. One day when my mom had the day off she decided to shave him. I remember her taking chip (my dog) in and not 3 minuets latter a completely shaved black and white shih'tsu walks by my door. Needless to say I was completely baffled at how she shaved him in under 3 minuets when it usually takes a good hour. After some investigation it turned out it was my new neighbors black and white shih'tsu who i swear is my dogs doppelganger. Weird part is i still to this day dont know how he got in the house I thought that would be the other way around Then how are you planning on donating? Your KIDding? Why is everyone in that album Asian I'd try fapping… I wonder what it feels like What? Hahahahahaha... I just realized it wasn't in r/trees... I have both and I'm 17. OMG! I wish I just was playing skate 3 earlier today too... hadn't felt compelled to in about a year OR... They really do want to eat us and catching us in the bath is as close as they'll get to human stew I think so, back up to a guaranteed 2. I don't know if it is just bad luck or not, but I seem to get better items from Warden than Butcher. Warden I usually get 2 items i60+, Butcher I am lucky if I get over 55 And of course I click on it So I think this basically sums up "WTF" in one picture... This has got to be the most re-posted picture EVER and to be honest, I don't see it, no offense to you just saying, it's a crazy picture but I see more "WTF" pictures that don't get posted this much Dude I'm not attacking you. Huh? Yes. How'd you guess that? Oswald has a pure black keyblade while mickey has a golden one the send button is way to huge 18... wait... But you are not? Wh... what? Damn...now I can't sleep. Now stick a "B" in front. i have a bag of sour cream lays, but i really like the cheddar and sour cream ruffles \**reports slee to reddit for gaming the site* Not bad... Now only if my DH can have this much resis without being useless in terms of DPS You speak atheist?! Could you tell your atheist friends in /r/atheism to tone down the hate? Every time I try to, I think I'm speaking in a different language because they come after me with torches and pitchforks! I'm actually kinda jealous. It seems like if your nights were so insignificant it'd be substantially easier to concentrate on what you wanted to accomplish during the day. I got it on all of my 3 accounts. Oh my ... Wow, thank you! b4 But b4 ... What? how is this "opressed"? Its public affection and not everyone appreciates it. It could be a man and a girl, girl and a girl and man and a man, keep it in the bedroom. whats /b? That was...awesome I can't stop looking at it i thought "? I can't believe I just upvoted something with Rachel Maddow's name in it. holy shit you're right is that correct in page 16 bottom it says that "no chapter next week it will restart from issue 35" You sure you used a tripod? Maybe he really smashed the bottle on YOUR head? Wow. What round was this? This seems like a championship match ...did she now? What song is this I thought it was kind of refreshing to see them going fast. (WAY more than 100bpm for sure) I'd rather see that on a TV show than one compression every 4-5 seconds like you see all the time here in the states. Then the older guy joined in. You'll be a father?! You made a new account to post a really old promo? Awweee yeah, more FZ8's! I gotta ask, is that the R-77 or the R-77D? I have the D model and freaking love it. Not to mention I weighed the stock can and it was 12lbs! All the dreams of being able to virtually molest your favorite anime character come to reality... Yeah I the same problem, I think that Patch 1.4.4 must have broke something Looks like my cousin... I was always worried that would happen to me. I never thought it had actually happened.. Were you just starting out on anal, or had you been doing it for awhile? Now I am nervous. 36k is "cheap" to you? I'm going to start explaining it away like that. it so strange as he, 95% of the time, parks decently and then BLAM-O...D-Bag Park Job That's all made out of Lego? Wow you're right. We're currently at around 915 million. I'm starting my post by saying we shouldn't say "every" and then say "most of" and you call that generalization. There are more than those two? Wow, so many downvotes. Oh man. Might be the same guy If they pay their debts via printing I'm sure the USD will be doing fantastically. What the flying fuck did I just read? It's the same for me. I thought they've been doing this for like 2-3 versions now. I love Arepas but I am baffled as to why they would be in a place called the French Meadow Cafe, as they are pretty much the national food of Venezuela. A few months back I dreamed that I was flying over a beach at dusk, either being Rainbow Dash or racing/chasing her... can't really remember. Pretty sure some of my dreams happen in a 3rd-person perspective so I'm not sure which it was Why the hell are the Taiwan qualifiers being held at 2:00 AM local time Oh. My. God. This must happen. HelOOOooooo!! Yeah. You're not the only one. Munchie trucks??? You mean so my stoned ass doesn't have to leave the house and make a fool of myself? Did you guys never play KOTOR or why the hell do you dislike Taris Toby, my friend wants to know if you want to come to a shooting range in Seattle with us? ~~O_o~~ Awww, you beat me. ;( Prepare to reap all the karma. the addict's name is tom You don't have to read your beliefs At least your re-wrapped present worked out for you. For my birthday I invited everyone to go out to eat with me. I knew some of my friends didn't have very much money so I assured everyone there was no obligation to bring a gift. If they really felt crummy about it, I asked them to get a card and write something sentimental. It's the thought that counts (yadda, yadda). So while we were eating, I realized a couple I had invited weren't there yet. We waited to order food. When they showed up, we started to order. First thing that comes out of my friend's mouth is "You're paying right?"....on.. my BIRTHDAY? Yea, if I was made of money and if it weren't my BIRTHDAY. I just brushed it off, grinned and said, "Sure." Mostly because I noticed she brought me a gift and I didn't wanna be an ass because I asked for no gifts and she still brought me one. So after we ate, I decided to open the three gifts I had gotten. When I got to the gift my friend, whose dinner I had just purchased, I was surprised at how cute a paper bag could be decorated. I thought, ok, she might be poor but at least she is creative, how sweet. I open the bag only to find candy. Smarties, mints, jawbreakers, tootsie rolls, etc. I tried not to look disappointed, so I said "Oh yay, I love candy lol" I honestly wish she would have left it at that because what really got to me was her response of "Yea my little sister gave that to me earlier after she went to her school's pizza party so I just re-wrapped it." That moment where you think you clicked on the comment thread for a post about grammar but end up in a thread where everyone is talking about yoga. The first time I pulled Diablo in D1 I had no idea it was actually Diablo due to the shear panic that had overtaken me as I frantically spammed mana pots in a desperate attempt to keep my magic shield up. It wasn't until I had gone through half my inventory of potions that I realized this was not just another new mob type but the Lord or Terror himself. hmmm, or will robots be eating people? sounds like someone thought this out pretty well...... That picture makes me feel warm. And it's already relatively hot out Damn, that was the shit, with some interesting twists. I remember playing ROTT on December 25th, there was x-mas tunes playing and enemies were wearing santa hats ... Haha alright. I think I can hear something through your mic I didn't realize there were so many shortcuts on dustbowl alone Butt repost? Well, the only reason I finally joined was because I had something to join for. Otherwise, I hate trolls. They just take your attention and suck the lifeblood out of you. oh god. you're not one of my exes are you 240 thanks man :D i wanna start the fallout series fresh (i havent even played fallout 3 the alternative would have been that FC wrote it. Shit. Maybe I am too. I love how c418's like Tarantula on your dick?... fuck that... Why were you told not to give it to me..? Seems like you have no evidence. Holy shit that's a lot of contacts/dealers. I only know like two people who are dealers * hello rikimaru - the stealth ass-my ass-sin : by dota fags(and me It's note an insect !! It feeels so gooooooood! it gets hot up there so it kinda cools me down hahaha :D I love a good hand run through? possibly inappropriate Holy tits Whatever works for you. I know that sounds like a generic answer, but just experiment and see what works for you. Tighten a bit, loosen them a bit, etc. Some dudes skate incredibly tight trucks, and there are people like Daewon Song who apparently skate with only the bottom bushing in because they like them so loose (just read that in his jenkem interview today, Definitely. Thankfully my recruiters are all really cool. They told me that as long as there's a spot available for it, they'd get me another job. I just can't decide on which job yet. wait... nephews??? holy moly................ It was 58 in some of the buildings with heavy machinery. Actually, that might have been the joke ... I had an ex-lawyer as my history teacher that was named this WHAT? MUST WATCH I always thought that they were referring to time alone just to get away from her. I need to rewatch everything now Damn I thought those days where over after the whole "baby Albert" experiments.... who the hell told you you're ugly? Aaand as I see your reddit name I wonder if now you have my name and can track me *jaw dropped* Send me some but how is Groudon in there from urbandictionary, that's actually a rarity. usually the terms carry far worse definitions there. I've lived here for all 23 years of my life...and I think its always been ok.... Yep. Wish they performed this song live, I'm sure it would've sounded amazing spectacular play from both read comment... -_- read username... Ah, thought it was one of those pifs without a winrar and the guy just deletes the thread I can't even begin to express in words how gorgeous you are I think it's *slightly* against me :S (Although T&T and ebay value earthbound ridiculously high for whatever reason zerg earring "That's your real grandpa." " Xin was my first main and I've learned to be at least decent enough with him that I can do alright. Decent clear time, very safe jungle, mediocre ganks. But if he's actually made viable... You write in CAPS LOCK daniela hantuchova I was 12 in year 6. Is it normal for someone to be younger/older than that? I'm sure this can be worded so as to avoid these things, but it still makes perfect sense i want it so damn bad ummm, what? he said things that could be taken as a confession multiple times in this vid, and showed all the evidence aside from an actual vid of the fight anyone could hope for... and even if this video DIDNT mean anything, I'm sure what they'll find in the pending investigation will mean a whole lot :/ and, how does bringing attention to this video help him "get away" in any way shape or form? i always have thought about this-no one knows how anyone else sees color (or anything) our eyes could all be totally different and wow I was 10 we have NO concept of size, thats what I just realized...we call elephants huge.. and buildings, rollar coasters....those are literally NOTHING compared to the universe....the galazy...the solar system...wow I keep staring at that eye. I know Obama said something about building a better infrastruction. That would be good, but Im kind of happy with the healthcare thing that he did. Now if the gas prices would go down..... What happened? Woah!!!! Apple juice...gets...better? We are here at Build a PC. There isn't any sound card mumbo jumbo, you put it in, install the drivers and connect with your headphones Haha I was going to ask if it was in McLean. I saw that there the one time I stopped in McDonalds and not Subway. Didn't check to see if it worked. The more important question is why would anyone be in McLean I read this was just a placebo effect Just trying to answer the questions I remember that one! Dagget's dad takes him out on the lake and Dagget whacks his tail like crazy. What's with the quotations? Is it sad that I'm still confused? Help me wow that's amazing! I want one Haha no worries. New ones are up and more are cumming (see what I did there You are going to literally chop your hand off? As opposed to figuratively chopping your hand off? Oh god, no. I've read some crazy MOD reports from my hotel, I could only imagine larger, night life based cities. Uh....Sensodyne. Much time and patience with the line tool new bark town > pallet town please dont hurt me How the hell did he make the neck seal water proof? Holy fuck ....if you have the time to play 2v0 customs for no reason, you need to go earn the IP Does Neil DeGrasse Tyson know that it's The Anaheim Angels? ME F*CKING GUSTA Not sure if you're disagreeing with me or agreeing with me or... just commenting. Personally I wouldn't go with a VNS because they don't even know how it works. My brain shocks itself enough without anyone attaching a battery to it. Oh yeah, mmhmm, i get it... ? YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME? YOU HAVE ONE WEEK. HAVE COMPLETED SAVE GAMES FOR ALL OF THEM, OR CUT THE KEY TO YOUR ROOM OUT OF YOUR STOMACH. I've had the most awkward moments involving my little cousins. They have a crush on me, but it went too far when I woke up with one of them trying to reach inside my pants, I mean wtf d'ose nips Ah you're right, in all the excitement I didn't catch that. I should check the one near me as well Your username got a whole bew meaning after that post... _all_ your dealers?! it's hard to find one which stays in business long enough... need to change country wtf, that one didnt even appear on my screen, yet i managed to click it .... Golden retriever sized? But... I thought they were smaller. That is the most perfect thing I have ever seen Maybe she will have some stealth mechanics in her abilities? since stealh rework is in this patch? This was the same day as those other pictures... Is there a secret Redditor Gabe Society that only now started taking photos of each other for Karma? While at Christmas with my husband's family, my brother-in-law casually mentions that he doesn't "know if he believes in that whole dinosaur thing" O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ He tosses it in between the door to prevent it from closing. Then he stares me down... What is happening in that photo? Parasitism, symbiosis or sexy times? This is a very ignorant post. This is also the reason why organized religion should at least teach their subjects the basic scientific concepts of life. I felt as if they were 2 years old and were asking me questions in the car how do you remember your name? I actually saw a post on some website where this dude was comparing the freckles on the nude chest vs. her regular cleavage. 4:3 Must.....see.....more!!!!! But even if I am in a state of SP, I still wonder why they are in my room whilst I'm sleeping Employee at a video game store. I have not played it yet, nor have I played any spiderman game really.. I'm still trying to figure out what a bitcoin is. There's an actual Laogai? Sorry for what this only happens when i have 9gag open Is this the first time you've gotten 2UTs in one bag? First screenshot I've ever seen of it My ex had pretty soft skin on his face, but not really on his arms and legs and everywhere else. I mean, it wasn't rough or anything, just not as soft. Apparently I have pretty soft skin, or at least I've been told so multiple times. I didn't downvote lol, was just making an observation. Also that last 4 wasn't supposed to be in there Nope but they are eerily similar I found this, thought I downloaded a mutant mod or something... newp. I thought I was being stupid maybe he did we are still alive WTF is with that "ellipsis"? wtf did i just read Teach me how to throw a lime into a bottle and I will And then there are people that have humiliating drug experiences and breakdowns all the time. I'm on Ortho Tricyclen Lo and I went from a 34B to a 32DD. And I think they're still growing. And here I thought I was the only one that loves that novel What is Jane doing to that gorilla....? Mmm, is there a faster way to do that than checking linearly? You just flabbergasted me! At the first sentence I was like I suspect we'll be seeing more of him in seasons to come. I also want to see what happens with him [once he's reanimated I hope your husband never comes across this... My God That's because Bill Smith is fucking moron incompetent fuckwit who *still has a consultant job* with the team despite setting it back years. Oh god. I don't get paid until Monday You can see the pre-edited version? I'm taking that as a formal invitation to co-habitate. Great counterpoint. I guess you must be right And Glacial Malph.... Ahri gets too much love. Wait a sec. If a girl wants sex, you give it to her. Of course if she's somewhat attractive. It would be bad guy zuko to turn down her advance if both parties consent and no extraneous circumstances Wait... how do you use a Bible? never even heard of half those candies You just turn so that the water splashes toward the wall.... it's reeeeally not that hard Those shirts are... AWESOME Surprisingly I've ran into families, specifically the parents, using the 3DS as their main camera. It's very interesting It really is amazing to think how much of our identity is layered. Damage to the brain peels away those layers and it's like we go back in time. Oh, I take it you didn't notice that the "pee" was shooting out of her ass. Yeah, from her ass. **BEST. FRIENDS.** How is that primarily MAME roms? Those things are kbs in size I'm blown away by this song... LOL never seen that card before Cute cats and blowjobs. $110+ for vans? I don't think it was any of these :/ Mind you that I think it might be a song from the 80's so its not a band from the 90's I don't think. I read somewhere that it was a slow dance song as well. So a slow dance melody rock song from the 80's What? No, I was just saying some shit that I do. Being with my wife isn't time wasted. Nor is mowing my lawn or being with my family or friends. I'm not judging anyone. I was wondering how people have time to do this lol gitman is in urban outfitters right now What if it was you from the future Poor Ozai I would also like to know what app that is my region is MUCH more church.... oh why ... I'm a bass player. And I played clarinet in the high school band... Wait...she lives in Denton You're not being a brat! I'm sure we all feel the same way. I only want MY family MY friends in MY room. Common, look what our bodies are going through What does this have to do with feminism? Blizzard developed version of Age of Empires would be creepier if the cipher mentioned reddit wow, i didnt know this No offense to OP, seems like a really cool guy. But I'd hardly call him a "manly man"... You did not read *Knife of Dreams* or the subsequent books? I had a dog who did this... Eventually he went crazy and died We went for the first time this year, and a few miles up there were four shark bites That's quite a fucking twist! creepy apparently since the engineer update...the robot heads in the background Err... How do you shower?? 4. Torchlight 2 ( it does. I've done it during my 4 sorcerer run (only i had high exequy I must be sheltered or something Dunno, maybe I attract those types. Dunno, maybe I attract those types. I've never been stung by a wasp/hornet/bee before and I plan to keep it that way Post some pictures of this stuff burning! I've never seen anything like it.. Balboa, Newport Beach. You were SO close to me No matter how much I lose, my boobs and ass stay the same. Makes me wonder just what the hell it is he's been doing. Why is Dyrus gone? I don't down vote people. I'm a firm believer that the system that reddit has is very bad in the fact that the well informed people who know their stuff get down voted by the ignorant. Only time I ever down vote someone is if they come off like an elitist who is ignorant...if that makes any sense I apologize for not remembering but what are you talking about? What was I talking about? Sorta looks like a horde of butterflies are devouring his mother Guess its a good thing I have a 720p Tv If you're gonna use toys in the back door use something with a flared base. You don't want to lose something up there. Um. Someone got their feelings hurt? Grape jelly, I assume. Heheheh... I don't get it What the fuuuuck????? If you're finding dead ones that big, imagine how huge the one killing them is that's disturbing.. what a tool. while reading that my face went from I named my Gyrados after cliff burton... it too was female Great Thanks. :) Sorry, I didn't know about the mail system... DEMON SOUL Me, I don't want to go that dark just yet. I'd have to flick the bean to the last airbender subreddit. Wow.. Is there a video to go with this? Like, permanently? As a way to tell if you've had sex? That would be weird. Am I the only one that sees a little boy's face just to the right of her hand in the bottom pic? Between her hand and the tree/plant... Wtf? deci e ok sa se aleaga presedinte cu majoritate simpla, dar nu e o ok sa se dea jos prin aceeasi metoda? might be the auto-downvoting algorithm reddit uses I was talking to my brother on this same "alarm system" and he told me it would work great for turning a theft into a homicide What's the problem of he does ? UNIDENTIFIED doesn't mean Alien Spacecraft. But I agree there something fishy going on. To go from the Wright Brothers at Kitty Hawk to Moon landing in only 66 years... *other agents walk in on agent Smith looking like he was kissing Morpheus* "What are you doing?" I was under the impression that real sword used to manufacturer real firearms but then switched over to making airsoft guns? Turns out its Flight 33 yea that one was beautiful. i laughed so many times at that one. the things people think are okay to do to electronics Yeah... I wonder why blizzard is trying to intentionally lower the supply for 63 items The scale to the song would read like this, like Far Behind by Candlebox. But the the scale repeats a second time. Then the riff continues the same expect in a lower note and also repeats a second time. If that makes sense to anyone. I hope I explained that right. This is awesome but didnt knew that The Hills Have Eyes 1 and 2. Normal horror doesn't phase me, but radioactively mutated inbred hill people who kidnap women to rape and impregnate is... quite terrifying to me. And I'm a guy. Hot damn, I never realised how many man.u fans there were here! Wow. He has a flatscreen, where the fuck does he get the CRT UFOs.. Internet doesn't go out Seems like a good way to spend time in heaven. But everything is made out of gold Audio/Video: I paused the video 10 seconds in to say this. I'm 90% sure you are not running your mic audio through noise removal. This is very important, I can hear your mic's white noise along with you scratching yourself. I scratch myself too. Oftentimes my crotch in public, I have no shame... but I do remove it from my videos. :P The video quality is interesting. It looks like you did not record in the standard 16:9 format, thus leaving black bars on the left and right. That is kind of weird. Also, if you can manage it, I would recommend 1080p. Looks like that game is text intensive, upping the video quality will make it easier to read. I wonder how many people watch youtube videos in 1080 aside from myself I'm still a little confused OMFG!!! COMMUNICATION FREAKIN ERROR!!!! Casually fucking hoooot. Holy crap .....that's mindblowing Dafuq?????? she not support So far only Lakers, Suns, and Dallas flairs in this thread. All teams Nash has played for (or is going to play for). So if all DMs are Gods...are all Gods DMs? Lo raro es que los que más peleaban contra ACTA en el senado eran PRI y plurinominales del PRD. i have nothing against escape the fate but you cant compare metallica to escape the fate i mean come on Combine harvester So, the Japanese practice being twisted at home now too? Or maybe I should look at it another way: By the time his daughter is 18, she will be ready to take a money-shot to the face from a talking cow, or have intimate relations with a flying banana Oddone also has runes for gold so that + 3x gold items = serious money Ended up pulling an all nighter doing it... wasn't expecting that Cherry... Yes please. Never could understand how the system build in the 90's was better then the new one Get some ram with a lower clock speed, your ram shouldn't be as expensive as your motherboard I know it's a troll and all but they go through the whole deal of 9 divines but walking on water is the affront to Jesus I wanna see this guy running from the police 1-10 based on how hi you are 1 means you probably licked it lol and 10 means well you couldn't type meaningfull shit at a 10 which is what the 10 guy is all about so 6+ means like high enough to function and beyond I like to be at a comfortable 8 when pokemoning lol which is like I just play pokemon and sit there with music on like Is this real? its not from two months ago. the conference was two days ago... WHY ARE WE YELLING? That example doesn't sound doable at all Really thick too I thought only roosters crowed I was unaware something like this even existed i want this tattoo now I've never seen an Irish Setter puppy before. That matched up surprisingly well, at least at first. Its a Cone head HEIMER ?! It's totally a joke. Who really thinks like that? honestly - I was gonna try it out (I'm a great bf pilot) I didn't know I was gonna have a gun pointed to my head though Wtf Looks like a wooly aphid I doubt the truthfulness of your username Im imagining being sick in an iron man suit How is this possible I can't tell if your being sarcastic or if you and 46 other people think samus is a guy there is only one person posting in that one heh i shudder to think what gems can be found among my posts... Oh, so that's where I left it! thanks, i'd never heard the word before and it totally just Holy bro They will fight for 7 dollars and 3 o's ? If you are at the museum in West Orange, NJ, then we are probably less than a mile from each other right now It has? Vincini vs. The Man in Black.... Why can't you just fixed the AC? Did I miss that? Tell us what happens...do it damn, i'll be in charlotte in a few weeks.. that's crazy Whut? Sandpaper? How exactly? Sounds horrible.. What type of fun... People like that make me sad to be apart of the same species.... I know it was a troll but like someone said earlier, they're out there Haha, trust me I really do! But I read the box on an oven pizza and it kind of put me off Maaan, I wish people were better educated on marijuana and didn't believe the bullshit shoved down their throats. What makes you think that same cutscene will be in BO2? I was once told "I like you alot, and think your a great guy. But i don't want to become a bitch." I was so confused but i guess it was good for me in the end? The chick in the white dress in the front.. when she stands up... how freakin tall is she going to be? Lol! Do not speak those words aloud.. the beast may hear you I go when I have money. How do you dance in a language? She would be be so fun to just hangout with... Agreed. But oh man, isn't that Jonathan Archer tempting? ... don't get it.. At first I was like :D then I was like Are you in calgary too? Dear god it was hot yesterday She told me that I wanted a bigger more involved relationship than she was willing to give me or anyone else. Also that she needed her "me" time to find herself. A month later she's knocked up and he's living with her. that faceroll champion need buff Faggots use the back door you can tell the bubble on the bottom is photoshoped. However it is very disturbing to read Jesus, that's just fucking evil I wonder how long the stealth is now... 5 secondish? Oh don't even get me started. I just started dating a hardcore masochist. She's already talking about, at some point, having me suture her lips shut. 14:18 right on, got it ...but sometimes I literally can't wear anything Why all the downvotes? it's SO MUCH FUN to tune. i'm dealing with some heat issues on my exhaust right now though, i think i'm running a bit too rich - my afr's are SLIGHTLY on the rich side, but the headers threw enough heat yesterday to melt my wire loom, which dripped on the headers, caught on fire, and burned up a bunch of wiring and my brake fluid reservoir I'd say he's confused, he's only 14 now but he's just become a big fitness freak, going to the gym for 2-3 hours, taking protein powder, etc so it's quite scary. I think she has five altogether but I only worked with two today. I'm doing grooming, training, and exercising (no hauling, feeding, or barn work). Today we only had time for grooming as the tails on these horses got really, really gnarly. Spooning tall chicks is weird. Especially when they want to be big spoon. My brother *sings* whenever he's in the bathroom... Once he sang about how horrible the Wii was My microwave can be programmed to only beep once, twice, etc... Technology Too adorable... take all the karma almost as bad as when the books fell unprovoked in english... How did you take the picture? No, thank you. I did google it and I will increase my exercise frequency so that I never reach that level of obesity. The writer made some typographical errors Well I guess I was gullible as a middle schooler... OMG Ah I remember you! I played in the 24/7 lobby server and the kung fu servers... 'i do it for ch[a]rity' or ' I just skimmed through the vod, so maybe i've missed a bit, but i don't think so. He didn't chat in German apart from "I love HomerJ". So I wonder how you know what he said if you can't identify the language he's chatting in. I suppose it's something that's adequate to how C is composed, I can't fault it completely. Thread-local makes sense, otherwise I don't even wanna know Clockwork Syringe was my last quest aswell How dark is your monitor? I wasn't aware the FJ got a new buff. I wish :( then my monk could actually survive in Act 3 with 800 res What/where is Orr? I feel I'm the last to hear about it LOL i been there before "Is that a urethra?!" I initially thought the guy was being sarcastic... but no he wasn't Oh god I hate creepypastas that end like that Well, that sure clears things up for me. I never experienced burning pains associated with this. I wish anyone I knew was like all of these people Uh, I can't see because it said it has deleted. You have to adjust the eye itself as well. She looks cross eyed, because we can detect roughly where someone is looking based on the orientation of their eyes. That's why you can detect someone looking at you, vs. someone looking past you, vs. someone looking at the foreground between you and them. I don't really see why this was necessary though in the first place... Was gonna Upvote but, 69 But seriously that ruined the whole movie for you?! In the early days of our group when we just started moving inland from the bean coast we thought Green Mountain would be a nice secluded place to set up camp Yes..but it was in pants, you found some weird shit I think those boobs are fake, maybe that's what's giving you the You *are* talking about the Shark, right? He never really said hello, so I guess he never really had you WHY IS THERE A SUBREDDIT FOR SPIDERS?!?!?! It's the barcode for Doritos Spicy Nacho corn chips Why is Neeson not on that list? Lol Sagat Lee Sin and Kerrigan Zyra. Also ... is Olaf getting trolled? Hah me too. I regret nothing. Everything I bought was at least 66% off... We have traffic pages? sejuani HAHAHA! I'm watching you 2 days late but i went ahead and sent an application in :) I'm relatively low rank but recently my zvp has skyrocketed I don't know. In their description about their foundation try said they're protecting the world from "supernatural dangers" and such... Then it said stuff about how you are now part of the SCP foundation and it's a secret and stuff and I was like " Chickens and waffles... 2/3 were daily deals. Both at 75% The other was 66%. One was just one of the packs so it cost a large chunk. All in all I did great. I highly doubt my 66% will go any farther and whats 8% of 6$ anyway. Thank you Playing with new players always makes me want to metagame so badly.... How any do you have? Her freckles At first I was like Mother of God OBAMA IS BLACKULA! I KNEW IT! shit How does one go about getting one of these? I keep seeing them, and I have to ask I saw item slots for Pudge cats can't drink from a straw ...is a repost yeah, the last two games i've had both teams counter warding Me finding a gigantic lobster on the side of my house.. I'd use that for my templar Pretty much all of my friends can get perfect parts without the use of combs. My eyes are like Reddit. dude, that was your mistake, not hers.. you pressed the wrong wall. it doesn't mean you're doing well if that happens What? I just learned that there is a new version of the Lavatube coming out. It should be out within the next few weeks. You're gorgeous! My first name also happens to be Riley so reading your screen name was weird the whole game was so fucking scary Can anyone explain why these giant air currents are being produced? I mean, if we seal it up, it surely isn't going to make a giant vacuum, is it? NOPE A copy of a copy of a copy? Wow that was amazing. You been walking since birth He's a faggot. That's all you need to know. I was just doing that as I was reading this That girl on the left is just waaaay too thin. blu ray on ipad?? I don't even know what to say, the only word that comes to mind is "damn... I laughed and thought "aw lawl its covered in glitter! go glitter spidey!" and then went back and read the title Oh he actually looks like Nigel Thornberry Wow your inventory Are you serious!? Cant imagine why... ( It wasn't even that good lawyer dog is also, in fact, thor?!? dear god And what's that? I don't have a problem I'm surprised, her current ones are not so bad at all compared to a lot of the older champions. Are they? The thing that really scares me is...we ARE upstairs. Meaning in our apartment complex it's either our neighbors to the right or left of us "E" & "I" get a bit mixed up in Tagalog. A Philippina friend told a neighbor of hers that she liked his "dick" (deck). He stopped in his tracks and gave her a ( That would drive me insane. I would be so pissed off at my coworker that screwed it up AFAIK they aren't even jewish You're awesome. This was what I needed. I was able to find my last commit and re-check it out. Now I just have to figure out how to get it merged into master The loop... I can't stop watching He looks a bit orange... *Wut I somehow just realized that I was at work. " I love you so much i could just rip your skin off and wear it as a you-suit and then everyone would think I am you! Until I rip the skin off and yell surprise! " Who gets caught that much? The guy in the last photo looks just like my ex I wasn't aware this was even a thing, and I've slaughtered millions of these things Holy crap, I did not even realize that was the same woman that did the "I am Catwoman, damn it!" thing. Jesus get a load of the comments on that one, and on the youtube video. You're calling settlers *simpler* than 7 wonders? Nope. Def not them. Lol out of all the places in the world how would you know that?! Are you spying on me? My bad. Now that I read about it, I realize that the greek gods were in fact immortals. I thought that at least Cronus killed some of them by devouring his own children, but turns out that Zeus makes him barf and lo and behold, they were alive Master of Physics in Physics ... Yes, that is the expression. you should see the roads... good old blighty? Is that... is that what people call it? I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my sleep and relieve myself. I did this all in the pitch black though as I forgot to turn the lights on, I was sleeping though so I guess thats ok? Anywho the light switch was outside the bathroom (lame set up if you ask me) but I ended up ripping the towel rack off the wall, I guess I thought it was the door in my sleep or something, woke up to my dad banging on the door and flicking the lights yelling asking if everything was ok, when I finally woke up and unlocked the door we both didnt understand why I had ripped the towel rack off the wall But it is parked Did the guys account get deleted? wait, how did you make this I don't see it Right, people have that choice. It's not like i've seen anyone demand a picture. Trans people always complain about their lack of visibility, which is understandable, but when people try to be supportive and say "You should be more visible". . .they get in trouble for that? Shit creeped me out. i think he just trains them Good God, man! What in the World did you eat before sleeping?! wow she looks like a sexed up velma 10 without red eyes.... So what does this spell for people with multiple accounts? That is definitely possible :\ What puzzles me is how insanely high price for weapons have gone up. 250M, 300M, 150M. At this rate we will be paying 500M for a 1100 DPS 2H with little to no stats That comment was kinda moist... Thank You Ye, been getting sent this from Spanish people as well since it's being quoted everywhere. Thing is that even if you go to just www.tottenhamhotspur.host56.com it gives you the same page. But after doing a whois check it comes up as registered by Spurs You know, I don't know He's not a bunch of groceries. Who hosted it? You seriously sound like my girlfriend. ~( The nested link to the K2 in 10mm I accidentally pissed off Joan Jett Can I buy it without being on my home computer/Steam? A good fit rifter is maybe 5.5 mill. I don't know where you're buying your fits Thank god That definition Rainbow Road I'll trade you trine 1 or 2 for torchlight...please? to show smartness,like look I know about this other sight...... ive baby sat your child on the left before Wow Is he actually moving ? I was seriously shocked at how courteous she's been to me, and the last time I chatted with her, which was at Sasquatch! she actually recognized my face haha. Her manager and herself were screwing with me and it was all great haha. She answers a lot of my questions, and signs almost all of my stuff I bring. I am such a fanboy You're boyfriend sounds awesome hahaha!! I don't really get emotional when I'm faded like that although oddly enough I get horny O wow. Comparing hardware to software here? How it it plugged in Middle school and junior high...are the same? ...right?! Well fuck you too, Bumblebree! t( Or maybe I've been in a coma this entire time I use the force and hold iy with my mind Well, if you haven't touched Cata, then I imagine there will be more than enough content to keep you busy until MoP comes out. That is, assuming it isn't actually going to be six months--where did you get that date? What? I don't... My childhood is a lie. Holy shit. I went to Miami not so long ago. I was surprised by how nice everyone was. I just realized that the longer part of her hair is on her left side. I wonder if this image is flipped to hide her shaved half or she wearing a wig You mean they have a spy alt in our corp? A Robot frog? Wow. Jojen was exactly how I imagined him in the books. Holy Shit! Never noticed that. no you werent lol I've never seen anyone hounded for pics. Just like an "Oh, that's cool. What do you look like now?" kinda thing. . .but ANY REQUEST FOR PICTURES AT ALL, in any comment is apparently a bannable offense now. crappy... but I kinda like it for some reason As an incoming 1L (in Texas) this article makes my heart and student loan debt thoughts hurt tremendously. That being said, I still don't mind the thought of coming out've school making 6 figures DOLLARS?! Sounds like one of my roomies (she doesnt eat anything thats remotely hot, not even garlic or onions). But our Pen&Paper comrades love hot chili (as in watering eyes hot). Try cooking chili! D: I should make 2 chilis all the time. I feel like a deer in a car's headlights. Lol sorry idk why I put that wow it took way to long for me to find the reference Thats one hell of a luck in Act 1 B/c sexism sells in small German towns? corn, peas & carrots. i've tested it before by only eating corn once a month. sure enough, less than 8 hours later and BAM.. corn poop Nice theory I have one monolid and one double lid. It sucks because I have yet to find *any* makeup tutorial that will teach me how to make my eyes look even. I even tried the lid glues, but my lids are oily so they don't work. I am seriously considering cosmetic surgery to make them match because I always look like this ---> My grandmother used those to cover small tables Sooo... because you were taught German you understood what those two guys were saying in Czech? I will kill all of you. Yea, MLG, IEM and Dreamhack winners are such a fucking waste of money I knew them all, and I'm not even English Very sexy.. but why does it look like shes removing her head from her body? Way to literal Made creepier by the fact that the numbers match the one in your wallet... Does this mean there are going to be players at Evergreen Manor all the time? Whoa, deleted comments. I even upvoted some of his posts. I just realized Adam Morrison was on those teams too. Can't you activate the trial from the website? ...you might be on to something. Oh Odin, it's Zombie Ayn Rand! I really want one of those. ...all zombies from 100 blocks away? Scary. .... Psssh I'll be keeping both eyes out for you. what part of downtown has hong kong bosses and stoops? "WHY do you need 6" heels when you're friggin' tall to begin with?! Weird. The local bar/lounge is playing that on their screens right now. I just looked into it. They're in quadruple digits now Tooo many girls in NC? I should consider moving What if the sister doesn't know because she was home-schooled trough high school and was artificially inseminated and then her memory was erased after you were born. By telling her, realizing she has no idea, you will uncover that fact that your parents are working for a major corporation and you and your mother/sister are genetically modified and can move things with your mind Neat, but why even say x^1 ? load time to get into the first menu screen is currently slower than it is for me to load a map That's gunna be a lot of plugs No idea why you got downvoted They had fake plants outdoors? There is another land shark gun? My first thought exactly. Isn't she like, 10 in the books? Bluebeam tests started Appoint him a home, and if he can reach it, he should stay in it at night. Thats really as far as I am in this game Did he ask what "Mortals" meant? I thought I was the only one. Are you sure you’ve been hooking the cables up right? Ask him why he's being competitive. He's only 1300 WOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHH Why would you quit gaming? With makeup -- Without makeup Candy Cane? Wouldn't this break the alphabet they've been going off on? I could have sworn it might be Key Lime Pie. Unless... Kandy Kane. P...ponies? Console noobs So much faking... Is your rival's name Jesus by any chance? .................................... I work with 2 older ladies who use two fingers to type. One of them does not understand email. An ordinary day consists of one of the lady's asking me to help them with: signing onto their computer. logging into x program, finding a link in the favorites, finding the favorites button who took the picture? "I've.. been arguing and debating and talking to 13 year olds this whole time Holy fuck that was perfect hold... I think Soulkey should have killed upper base with tech first and sent drones to mine , but he went down to die basically... Decisions like that are hard to make, but still he wanted to all in vs incredible Jaedong I have to know... What the hell did your friends do after you almost blinded them? Personally, I believe that ":D" and "D:", along with ":O" and " So many wards destroyed ... Orly? His screams... By what manner of sorcery do you know what the bundles are going to be? No shit?...that explains everything. The Batman Begins music just makes it cooler Whats next? One Piece chopstick they use to stick on their noses I didn't buy any of these games for plot. wtf is that thing in the 5 hot key? is it like a pitchfork or a............. NeW iTeM!?!?!!??!??? What is with people lining walls with furni? The granny looks angry take ALL the cum! . . . seriously take all of it . . . I'm your friend Sadly(?), I am a dude. I guess you only asked us to guess your age because you know you're a 10 in looks. That second pic of you is perfect, your eyes nearly gave me a heart attack I honestly think I'm in love Why did you use plastic? Now that you say it, I haven't seen the trailer yet Oh honey, I was a full-on teenybopper when I was 11-13. What if this baby pushes me into a comeback?! Ah, you're right, totally forgot that Korra looks just like my freshman maths teacher. Man, Brad is HUGE... What the fucking hell... first SEA team , or asian no offense to your opinion at all, but sometimes i feel like i'm in the twilight zone in this subreddit...i didn't think i'd ever meet a black chick who prefers blond locks to black locks It says nothing about the big blond sweed being a woman. OMG That wasn't there the last time I saw it... Wow, and I thought people on XBL were worst Looks like the internet took over. No, but that would have been even more hilarious someone watched jeopardy last night wow definitely thought there was ketchup in the sauce At :51 in the second one, you see the vehicle from OP's gif Quitting Starcraft means you can't go watch games? I know it sounds really lonerish to even ask. I think I just forgot how to make friends. Was that Malph ult dodge intentional? If it was; wow Zion. Bacon can't talk Alaska and then Kansas. Where do YOU live? Hum, I see a magma Ogrin I always kind of figured that most adults knew this. If I was the teacher, you'd for sure get the Everything makes sense now. Peach has some hips man Depends what Subway you go to. Don't go back there though not quite sure how undergeared are you? Why is it showing your system reserve? I read that in Year 8 Her application seems to have been deleted I have 3.6tb, but I couldn't ever imagine letting it get down to 6gb free. He thought he needed multiple disks to make multiple partitions It's just blowing my mind to find out there's an actual reason behind why my squad almost always seems to die by wave 10 when I've been leading the scoreboard. Whoa maximum LoH Hm. Then maybe that is the case with me. In my Drama class, my teachers would say my "accent" goes away when I'm on stage (projecting my voice). I just hope I don't look like I have some sort of disability. This manga is probably the least reliant on fan service Can't forget... ...is... is this real? That's the old technique.... before those awesome tools were invented I know, right. I had her pegged at 15, and I thought *Arya* was 11-ish. What is she in the books - seven? I wanna fight space pirates Oh er Perhaps I should continue in not venturing out of /r/asoiaf and its SRS counterpart, then. Year and a HALF is now an anniversary?! WHY WOULD HE DO THAT Wasn't LA Noire had midweek madness sale like less than two weeks ago? It doesn't make me feel special. Is that derpy doing her?? Yeah, I don't understand why would anyone expect them to suddenly take 180 turn and become mature and professional, they never were. I always tought their immature attitude was what their fans like about them England shouldn't be in the top 8 they always perform terribly at tournaments and there's no way Uruguay should be 3rd "I feel bad for your husband or boyfriend. Having to forget about that cute little body."... * I wasn't talking about the porn... did...did somebody just downvote you because you said you had a girlfriend? I am getting a slight motion sickness (like floating in space) from having it at full screen What if the parent has ADD and can't pay attention to their child? Ahhhh i see what u did there Apparently you've said taco 37 times im not sure how i ended up in this subreddit... but that is one fantastical cock considering its soft enough to piss out of. Calm down Chevy Blazer=big heavy suv. Reading your story=no damage to axles, brake discs, or suspension? Only the wheels? ew god no... if someone spit on my lady parts id smack them. i get the shivers when i see it in porn... Ohhhh... Did their three kids get like 10 teddy bears each or something? A lechusa is a kind of owl. Is a name for it in Spanish. The difference is pretty much on the face. This one is just a really big one He didn't create the Bible, and by the time any quotes that claim messianic virtues were attributed to him, he was in pretty hot rebellious water. (Also there was no one there to witness them... Huh? You had to learn to do the exact same thing you would do to a vagina to a boyhole? Dat Jolteon I also have over 2000 -- a friend has 6700 hours logged Every person I see is a clown. Wow... that's... wow, he really does work hard. And weed is still illegal It was all dudes that were cursed ^ i thought so aswell You might even be able to trade back and get Rice can't even get mentioned as a 3-2 team even though we should have beaten curse and beat clg.eu and tsm.evo by 10k gold How are you typing and covering your ears? Do y'all seriously call yourselves "Baltimorons"? Why is this getting downvoted? What if I told you that the normal one doesn't have an alien and you are just so used to the different one that it now seems like the norm. What if I were to tell you that if you were to tell me that I'd be upset yes. yes i do. Any idea why it's unavailable on Catalina? It's an island just off the coast of my city, and I can't imagine why they'd target Catalina specifically Wait what was that last bit? Ro is also giving away consoles and games on her channel... Not related but my login name on league is HeyScotty and my name is josh "I can do whatever I want to him." Agreed. Then after the required amount of time after turning it in and it goes unclaimed, first round is on him. But that would never fit. Well what if I told you that telling me that telling you that would make you upset would make me upset too. Then I believe nothing more should be told, lest we hurt our mutual feelings It looks like it has tastebuds. Wis before att? Woah, what a coincidence. I have a golden retriever pup who goes mad whenever someone's hair is within reach Traffic swastika. If that were in New York, everyone would lay on the horn the entire time they were standing still. Always wonder why they do that That actually sounds frightening.. Unless she was planning to murder you all along... holy tits, does she have 6 fingers? If they're the leads... Holy shit. I would see this movie 100 times over. They're my favourite actor and actress Twelve deaths later, I've successfully gotten into the first level... so much frustration bear grylls eats these for breakfast... EVERYDAY! Anybody else wonder why they're all so freaking tall? OMG A VIDEO GAME PROGRAMMER! I Love rogue-likes!!! I was just playing adom before I came here! ..... shit... seriously Shit really? Better check that out then, thanks... Wait, do passives from unequipped weapons actually work? All that happened to you in Barcelona? I didn't know that was that bad! Why would she put a link to her twitter profile on her twitter profile? wow i'm so stupid.... Same here. T2 and The Matrix. City bought Ronaldo Why do you need to delete it? I'm overweight, and it's from a low metabolism and a past of not understanding nutrition (fortunately that's changing now :D ) but yeah - I can't understand people who can't maintain hygiene. It's not just overweight people who have that problem though. Mother of jesus.. I have to do that I (m19) would pay to be assured that when I grew up over 25, I'd end up looking like you. You're fine and I was especially taken aback that you thought you needed to lose weight? Maybe I'm only seeing the face but I don't see any weight issues at all What the hell did he use to open that? There's a trance 2.0? Holy shit The fuck??? Jurassic park the game forget the wallpapers ... SOMEONE, shirts pls!! Are there people who just take a bath? wait, how do Americans say "sorry" then? Just checked mine. It's Bolton Is buying your child a brand new fucking car a common thing in America? It seems to be prevalent in american television and here on reddit. Here in New Zealand you buy a 10 year old ford or holden with 120k K's on the clock when you're 22, drive it for 60 years and every now and then take your kids out and about. A new car is a big investment. What the fuck? I don't understand this. Even higher income families, dropping ~$30-40k on a new car? That's a deposit on a house! They tucked her belly fat into her breasts and thinned out her brow by giving her extra hair. Now this, is a RAGE comic Yes, I do. And if you're asking me if porn sounds like dubstep ...no, I don't think so. What are *you* talking about? Who are you replying to? ' VCU professor You must have the neck muscles of a god. when I went there, there were very few people to be seen. I also almost died on one of the downward sloping parts as I tried to brake and my bikes' brakes failed Well, here you are with your dirty talks, these young girls were only screaming. I didn't even know birds' legs could do that! Nidoking lvl 45, Electrode lvl 46, Rapidash lvl 46, Dragonite lvl 60, Blastoise lvl 48 and Chansey lvl 64. I have no idea why there is a level 64 Chansey in there... Why why why??? Would they want to save the worms?!? Its life cycle depends on human to complete which means in order to allow for the worm to survive, someone gotta b sacrifice.... Wait, why did you have a lvl 100 Bulbasaur and Ivysaur in your team...? Amazing, isn't it? The amount of medical data available these days? The big problem isn't the lack of quality information - from peer reviewed studies to extensive anecdotal accounts - it's that most people don't know how to look for it, so they'll ask "Yahoo" about their illness....the online equivalent of getting info from a Magic 8-Ball It's nice that you guys seem to have a close relationship and stuff, but is oral sex really this precious? I have actually. Some people sound *exactly* like my friends on here. It's freaky. I never thought I'd see that gif used in some sort of context. Wait isn't bandit status still in the game? What does this have to do with gaming? she allmost kissed him once though You....beat the elite four....100 times....?? Okay, I'll have to look into that. Good thing I didn't buy the parts before you told be How did I get here... That Onix looks so awesome Wow... I was thinking of making this exact same meme the other day I apologize I typed the last part of it in wrong for some reason This is a thing that bothered me. "You can cheat on me...blah blah blah" that was not ok...that's when I made a Holy fuck. Gavin driving a car... I just hope he remembers which side we drive on here. Her vagina is talking so fast My votes work fine O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ It doesn't seem like anyone else there dressed up all that concatenation hurts my eyes >so they'll ask "Yahoo" about their illness....the online equivalent of getting info from a Magic 8-Ball what store, or stores sell these?! I didn't know deinonychus could bend like that I had the same issue, especially when their urine test came up negative for my pregnancy They've got stores? ... OMG! I didn't even think of that! Ho-lee crap, I hope some Korra makes it in to the next installment We exist. How did you get her unstuck? my ears Herp Derp I put my legs on the dash all the time, but I think i'm going to stop now The two shirts in the second row from the top are talking to each other Why was the safety not on the gun? Yeah, I was about to say, what's so controversial about making publicly funded scientific research free to read? Isn't that a good thing Mistake in the article, or is Robson suddenly our captain? At first I was like :\ but then I ### Red power light over here *Damn* Link to spacedick bro xD so creepy omg I barely have 500 games played in ranked and normals put together. I've been playing over 2 years and am at 2000 elo... that is way too many normal games *Woah OMG NO WAY. I was actually on this video the other day, and saw these comments Is this going to be a new form of dating? Go to microcenter. Ask them what deals/bundles they've got. What I aspire to is the 38 mil in Hacky's inventory How on earth did you do this? For me, it's the back of my neck. My guy friend came up behind me in physics and tapped the back of my neck with a ruler and I instinctively turned super fast and knocked the ruler to the ground. He was just there looking at me like that looks x1000 better than the ingame Katarina Same here. Probably one of the sickest looking card EVER Wait. Can you explain the symptoms because just recently I have been having a weird pain in my chest that I can't seem to explain, and it hurts when I breath. Great googly moogly! Quick someone move me away from my computer I seem to be stuck staring at her perfect body It's the Rhino from James and The Giant Peach There's a website just for Beatles record collections? Nice aim enhance Wow, this PR team is stellar... A response AND compensation? sadly I've gotten this way too lately I feel sorry for the guy who has to do the bi weekly cleaning You have successfully killed my whole day, good sir/madam. I've been reading this since 10 o'clock and I still have 9 chapters left. And there was a trunk? This was all in Richmond? Shit, I live in Alexandria. Are some nasty storms headed our way? These look tornado-y. The "plain box" look isn't really my thing, but I like the corsair case. Thanks! And yeah... I just looked up the dimensions of the thermaltake case, my god the thing is enormous. Fenix hasn't been in Korea for more than 8 months. gijinka pikachu is SCARRY Holy shit did anyone see the 22k ip that this guy has Me too OMG SO GORGEOUS!! I looked at the first pic for about 5 min, lost in those eyes Hahaha, perhaps it will! I don't know what happened to the other post - it just died It just makes it easier to get addicted to that game Anecdotal, but my friend said his sister took the battery out of her S3 to restart it because it locked up or something, and Verizon dropped her warranty How do you know I wasn't black to begin with? I wonder what the Eastern Air Temple was like I actually once went into my clans chat at one point, without saying anything, to find them talking about me. They were discussing how they had all thought I was a girl up until I had referred to myself as a guy earlier that day. 10 year old me didn't know what to feel about that You* have to be logged in to watch youtube videos? Where do you get such things What on earth is a "yellow nigger"? I've seen a lot of these memes but I just now noticed her nose is all ugly and crinkled like a villain in some comic book. Anyone else notice this? erm... thanks? Ha! You made me remember how we all reacted to the scan. We knew he had a serious eye injury, and that his eye was pretty much a goner, but we had no idea there was something.. *in there*. When I scanned him I just saw the foreign body and how deep it was, I just went silent and stared. Looked at the doc next to me and quietly said: *Yeah, whatever ruptured his globe is now in his brain*. I pull the images up to the monitor for him, he stares and yells: ~~FUCK~~ ME! Holy shit imagine this while high. I woke up to a ash tray on the floor burn holes in my bed and a entire pack of smokes smoked when I was 15 I have no recollection of it at all! Needless to say I keep my smokes away from my bed now boobs! Why do I have you tagged as "Flying Frogs"? Good thing that isn't what happens there isn't it Are you asking my hard limits Just hire Sayle and let him cast.. so much better and a lot of passion too So imbalanced map. Hard to wall of , hard to take 3rd (if rocks are destroyed). Island expo for terran.. Wait....you're actually not joking. I'm surprised how well that synced. Even when Kurt zoomed in and began playing with the globe Oh god, [the skinning scene](/spoiler) A cooler name? First thought - WTF is that blue ribbon going down the rock... Did someone paint that.... what kind of grape juice looks like meths? Impressive My ex deleted me on Facebook. I don't know why, it's not like we had a huge fight leading up to it or anything, he just fell out of love and ended it on his own terms. As an addendum, when I told him I had been out of town, he stopped responding through Grindr and never responded to my text. I should've taken his name as a warning. Wow. Is this one still available for 3.75? What? The music got me pumped so intense Dude at a [0] I heard it Wtf is wrong with that guy 20yr old FA/Virgin... That's what tuna looks like? Oh shit man... No. This would be a slow-mo' Coup de tat, unamericana, and frankly treasonous. For shame I don't even what it is You mean there's more than 7 Truth. But you cannot learn from killing yourself, kind of. Right? I'd hate my grandmother if she did that to me. Out of all people, I wouldn't want my grandma hooking me up with a guy. Froggen AD Ziggs You and I have dated completely different fat girls. Gawd. That is amazing. People don't say it that way? When did being a republican mean you had to point out flaws in Obama's policies doesnt look very decent to me My doctor drives a Ferrari... so more like $200,000+. The Medical industry is always in business! Just need a steady stream of overweight high colesterol patien.... oh Act I northern highlands, ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I didn't EVEN recognize his voice! No sense George dying...he still can use his legs!!! Where should we start And here I thought I was the only one. But... wolves can't talk! You're so hot I want to bake cookies on you ...There's a PC version of Halo 2? Blows my mind that they aren't regulated already (''')( bahaha, no wonder I hadnt heard of it, I was only 11 then I am a smoker so that doesn't bother me, bad breath would really suck, I'm a stickler for good oral hygene, as for tattoos Wait he played bot games all the way til level 30 If you didn't learn about finances in high school, you clearly slept through math class. Or they don't have that in the curriculum for where ever you are from. I am from Canada and I thought the high school curriculum was a fucking joke. I couldn't understand how some people felt it was so difficult and struggled with classes. I never studied all through high school and rarely took notes because I already knew everything we were learning, in my grade 12 year kids were still struggling with area and perimeter problems in math How? She's... yeah. Squidward indeed Litecoinpool.org has regularly >50% of total network hashrate To your fucking PARENTS?! So scared to see how the bridge version of Khaydaria will play out What the....?? Cannot unsee dats wer the pedos r I think your profile is set to not display your inventory What. i swap pd Q_Q , my support give me speed(guess who) .for more damage .(is dat bad I think I tried a bit too hard to see if her goods were visible or not... Yeah, well I'm also human. Good thing the father and I will get married if I'm pregnant. And no, pregnant girls don't have to kill themselves. Zelda Clone........ wat? How.... Did....... You..... Do.... That what are the other 9... i know this area Wow... Thank goodness for serendipity. Wow Uh, I'm not very techie. That's why I asked you guys. I meant the plain refurbished laptop you mentioned. I wanna play Day Z I expected to be funny... i was wrong. ** Did they have a screening of the new Godzilla teaser by chance??? Ever? i said pretty much the exact same thing a minute before you did Rock, lately screamo I could have sworn when I read it, it said "Epic Haruko Cosplay" You look already perfect in my eyes. My lustful, maneater eyes Upside down? So you will be taught at home? Why? Also, don't you have any friends of some sort? I laughed waaaaay too hard at this. I had no idea there are "minerals" that could be in my phone etc Are you sure its chalk..? Be careful if thats all yours, having it in multiple bags will take a charge from a ticket to a felony This is happening again? For Chinups/Pullups, I can do around 10 of the former, 20 of the latter in a row, but for some reason I'm finding Lat pulldown harder (Maybe I'm doing it wrong? That is a big fuckin' scab The weirdest thing I have ever woke up to was when I was half asleep on my bed. I was conscious but had my eyes closed just about to be unconcious again. Then all of a suddenly, I hear this LOUD ass pop downstairs. It didn't even startle me because I feel pretty hysterical when I'm half asleep. The smoke detector goes off and my dad runs downstairs and the noise stops. To this day I had no idea what it was. My guess was maybe it was the m80s that were downstairs because that night, we were lighting fireworks but I don't undterstand how anything could've lighten that m80 I was in a full theater once,then the lights went out Uh, no? I never mentioned black people, nor did I ever imply any subset of people don't cosplay Haven't bought any games. My parents don't want me to have a credit card yet. They say it's too early. Sorry but who the ef is alan rickman .... what I had that happen once... was the next door neighbor's place... like 8 feet away from my window. Me too. his parents brother and sister?... That's expensive Outcome predictable considering, "at my country club". I use Opera. I didn't know it was hated so much. Apparently not The Jigglypuff is amazing I sure hope I'm not a father. Don't want to reign on you parade, but pretty sure you weren't the first to think of this He was really far in the starting, and then just RUSHED over to me! He's got his hat turned A puddle of piss. LOL They look so radically different, i can even fathom how you thought they looked even remotely alike Jesus, this has hit you **hard**, huh? Ha, I just randomly wandered into the building in Goldenrod, then that screen popped up all pink and pretty when I talked to the guy who wanted me to dress up my pokemon. Was a confusing moment Why is T-Pain wearing Korra's clothes? I signed up as a rematch too. Maybe I'll get myself, and treat myself to a nice seafood dinner. If they decriminalize it, how will Ricky make money? I was going along like "Oh hey, he was hot," and "Ya, I can see that," but then I got to Sir Ian McKellan and did a WTC is crazily misplaced in that drawing, which makes me think you might actually be telling the truth... Glad I haven't bought any unid items recently Your two year nephew uses the word motherfkin? Dafuq did I just read What are you talking about? That dog's an entirely different breed. Now, the dog that your dog is attacking? That dog looks eerily similar. THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING SKETCH yes because raymond felton is a defensive specialist Yes.....? "Or to clean your feet" --- seriously you can't end it there. FEET? In the same place you clean poop off your anus? Wow, I didn't realise that Rimmel was that old... i looked at those and the charts showed they had more wobble. i originally wanted a 338wm but talk about expensive... cheese n rice That makes me cringe. I saw a story on here once about a lady who was completely flabbergasted when she went to buy a bike and was told she would need a pump. She argued that there was already air in the tires so she shouldn't need it and she'll bring it in if she gets a flat. When the guy explained to her, calmly, that you need to maintain a certain pressure and air your tires frequently, she acted like he was lying to sell her extra stuff and almost didn't buy the bike... I actually did this in middle school, right next to the girl. I hope she didn't notice.... Vaginal bandaid? You'd be in a pool? Holy crap it looks even bigger in a photograph. Jeez What is going on in this video Swag... that always sounded like a type of plague to me... ...oh my god is that all? The fuck is this post the side car is bigger than the scooter wait, so it's up? As a former Wal-Mart employee, I feel your pain. Some men would come up and hug me until I had to call management When I first started trading on Pojo, I pulled a secret trap card from a booster, forgot what it was, some Six sam stuff. It was worth about $2. One guy said he'd give me a Stardust and an earthbound for it. At first it felt like a total scam, but the guy had A LOT of refs. So I asked why, and he said he just "wanted to think out" his trade binder and help me out. I didn't know that was a thing. This sounds interesting. My range is 21-37. I'd date someone older, but the older you go, it becomes less likely that the guy will *not* seem like a lech creeping on much younger women. So, if he avoided seeming that way, I'd totally date him. I just don't want to list, like, 21-55 How did they even put dlc on the consoles back then Hoooooly shit If you were in another subreddit this argument might hold weight but you're in /r/skeptic. Citing quality studies that prove efficacy would hold weight whereas generic "it works for me" statements aren't going to sway anyone. Unfortunately for you, there are no studies that prove Indian food keeps the flu virus from "taking hold." wait what? You had a crack at making? Were you there? how/where do you fall through the map? Wow this is a late reply Is that an opinion based on what men have told you? I don't find her voice attractive. for a guy, the bide button just blasts your balls with water. (it moves the nozzle forwards slightly from the oshiri location, to line up with a woman's cooch). it's not terribly nice, especially when you're quite drunk and pressing all the buttons for shits and giggles without bothering to read the japanese ...Bashir is brazilian This cannot be happening....MMA is literally their BEST player. They can't possibly kick him out like that...can they This just happened to me several times too. If Gaben was evil, he could totally make millions by not notifying us that we already own the game and letting us rebuy it. And no-one would be the wiser..... In highsec? Like Lokian said, but a bit different for me; I have Netflix, which has some Who episodes but not all of them, and I am American so I don't have a clue where I could buy the DVDs (and it's not like I have money, or a car, I'm only 13) I will hopefully be able to buy the dvds if I see them in a store but the last BlockBusters in my town closed a few months ago and I'm afraid there really aren't many ways for me to buy them. I really would like to buy the stuff simply to show people I have a wall full of Doctor Who episodes and cases and such, but I can't get the episodes legally. Maybe since I started thinking in a British accent I'll get more access to their merchandise... I've encountered far more MtFs personally, though. Or is it just that I've only *knowingly* encountered them? Sayle oh deer.. Yeah, all I see is a hot blonde with a great rack stroking her pussy. So...I just visited /r/avatarporn to find the Promise Me too, Mr. uh.... AnalSmasher? I think that lightning is pointing right at my apartment I...saw...everything. I had a very small form of dyslexia when I was young (My dad was dyslexic) I suppose I grew out of it, is that doable? Now I understand why a friend of mine told me to get Health Regen per Level Seals for jungling. They're already better at level 4 No one ever wants to leave. We all up vote. Come up vote with us, OP. Dat smile. your lucky. Once I had a substitute teacher in math. I connected desks with my friend to help her (plus other kids were doing it- and listening to itunes) and he yelled. "NO! THIS IS MATH!" right in my face. I'm amazed. I'm in the East US and I get around 200 sometimes. Maybe I should move to Japan Only on the first pic (though that looks pretty big to me in relation to the sand and the small stones...big enough to sit on). Apparently they didn't need to, because they live that shit. I was reminded of Ju on The Grudge. HOLY SHIT IT COULD HAPPEN You mad man! That seems to imply a life expectancy of only 49 years. "dude, our faces are literally blacked out right now" I'll rub it in even more: They opened for Secret Chiefs 3 and played in the sanctuary of a church. We were all sitting in pews while they were up at the lectern, that was some serious atmosphere I misread it as looing time the first time I read it, is that the joke? Haha thank you, I try. The people at Sephora/MAC have stopped giving me the Why is there a ring on her toe? Yeah. I think I saw a boner... sweetmotherofgawd!!! How do you get the free coins Oh, then I'm amazed how some people set the visibility to around only around 300m I love the Roc. I carry 5 that stay in my bag. The last time I bought discs I did a blasphemous thing... I bought a Champion Roc and a Ti Buzz together in the same transaction. hah- cause five guys... could be five actual guys Dont forget to tape your nipples That video is.... That shot. dat wallpapa... gimmie I don't even understand it at all. My thoughts the whole time were alon the line of "What the hell am I watching? Ya I know what you mean I can't tell know many times me and my friends have played while drunk and later realised the reason we were scoring so low was because the controller had been flung out of our hands mid song Two birds that are stoned at once By now I'm so used to the version with inverted faces that this one looks weird to me. O, I saw she was on Ezreal's team. I thought Final Fantasy I personally get a lot of reports where the guy reported didn't talk once in chat, but had a really weird item build and didn't do very well, usually accompanied by "bad attitude" or "verbal abuse." This "bump" set the side curtain airbags off. Jesus tap dancing christ, can you STOP your spamming? As my ear starts to itch... w Whoa... That's awesome. Yes, a new battlefield, how horrible Yes, we do. Conversely: Holy Shit. I have seen the textbooks my friend has on Hiragana, Kanji and so forth.. HOLY SHIT That was a whole lot of DnD references.. With bald feminine legs? B-b-b-but *my* name is Regina.... Cool as this is...holy fucking price TIL Kinder surprise is illegal?... Less sexy, more trashy. And wtf are you wearing in the third pic Hahahahaha Whaaat- viral marketing? On reddit? To get bronies to eat Five Guys? That never happens wtf since when is kinder surprise illegal It's a cliff... Not a land backdoor Maybe we are finaly completly up to date with the tribunal What am I watching Brad Pitt Misty in the backseat in the mirror My dad said one of his friends was at a highroller party and saw Magic Johnson and Tom Cruise alone in a bedroom, talking... Now thats how u eat a girl out...or in? Nooo fair. How did you know my name was Janice? But where is the SUN!?!? and what's with the alien The bottom of his shirt is camouflage with the ground You sure showed them! Literally No kidding, I was able to contact a phone buddy IMMEDIATELY ... people.... people pay for this kind of thing? ...... This has happened to me before too... Steampunk girls have nuts? "Also, every time Krater is pirated, God kills a kitten." Muthaf***.... I haven't had a single person come up to me and touch my bump. I guess I must be a very intimidating person Where... The fuck... Is this from..? Is that hash oil? ....8 concussions.... I really hate idiots. You seem to be included The ending reminded me of that one story about the vise that had blood in it ending on his update ... Is this guy a troll? Hey I´d ta- *scroll down* Oh Mother of God!! It's a form of Inception. Fuck me, the visuals in that video.... You are not alone So everyone else in the picture is an identified EDM producer? Who knows, maybe he DOES produce EDM under a pseudo-name Holy shit. I just saw the prices on them Yea, encourage her to spam some more. Engineering, actually. Not government, private sector :P I have had a number of a jobs though, including one in IT. The fun of being a student, you're always moving i wonder what goes on in that kids head lol wants to be like jodi foster?? Nailed it... That's amazing. Seriously. I have a feeling Blizz doesn't mind this exploit, so more people will use AH ;) Unless they start allowing Unid items to be sold in AH... They scare me If I apologize, does that make me an apologetic homophobe? What the hell, then how do I watch pete like every day? Wow I went to this exact museum holding this painting in Sedona not more than 2 weeks ago THIS Oh oh yes, why? Why would they even do that? That's just...I don't even... Whoa, the third image is basically the 10th Doctor. I think that's why he said "I just started S4 on netflix" MFW: why is the nba team "Pacers" logo the logo for this it's like he poked an ant hive AHHHH I read through this too quickly, and thought you were suggesting that he kill his mother thats whats funny. he gets mad at them for dying, and then replaces them with something else instead of fixing whats wrong. i've told him, and all i got for my troubles was attitude. so i'm gonna give up, i'll keep to myself and save my money. it's just unbelievable to me. his longest lived fish is the pleco, which is almost a year old. sigh What...did...you...DO?! Isolation? I can stop existing. Look at those claws It is all 3 movies in IMAX in NYC I joined first beta Sunday and got into Darkhaven, No way it filled in only 30 I'm watching that season with my wife, ill have to pay attention this time By god I think I vaguely remember that game Suddenly, you hear a ghast ** I've been watching them since 2005, I finally got around to watching Matt Smith and my wife watched them with me, she said she was interested and wanted to watch the Tennant seasons, so we started them, and then she wants to watch Eccleston after those... I told her she was breaking the story, but she doesn't care This works with hiragana? I dont see why its nsf-.....OH. I chuckled at the physics part, but I Jesus, I might just leave those off because they're so damn big. Whoa I always knew european/japanese SNES controllers had more colorful buttons, but I never realized they didn't have concave x and y buttons. I thought they were all the same except for the colors and logo. The feel of the buttons was something I always liked about the controller, and to think so many people played SNES without that difference Apparently the dank that we were smoking teleported us to a dimension without the laws of science They're based in the UK, but their site doesn't work outside the US? Where do you live? When I was younger I used to think there was gonna be an eel in the toilet waiting to bite my ass as soon as I sat down 10/10 ...when's your birthday? I think my shrooms just kick back in I remember thinking as a child how much things sucked. Namely that all of these past generations had *interesting* things going for them, but now what do we have? No war, no cause, no major invention or change, no real big 'thing'. Just all this complacency an-Oh shit, ok, nevermind then Oh, my god. That was my first time there. Makes 4chan look softcore Add to that list that there it's usually no soap available. Note to self: never touch another person's left hand that uses these latrines in other countries. Scratch that, just never touch anything ever again. Make one a white racist, and the other one a black racist. They both hate each other but are shoved together to be partners and slowly break down their racial differences and then become lovers...... I mean friends **HE LOOKS LIKE YOU**. O_O SOURCE Hungry for a gigantic event? NASL seemed gigantic I forgot how feral Kiwi chicks are This block of text needs more than one comma. Is that the remains of a not-so-lucky son of a bitch at the bottom of the 2nd pic? Okay...girl here. How can that possibly be pleasurable at all or even sanitary? Imagine all the bacteria built up on the tampon, depending on how long she's worn it. I just really don't understand! Eyes. And Eyebrows. Fuck I love those eyebrows. I want some dat purple. “It’s really weird, it looks like you want to eat it like a little berry,” Woah, creepy to click on the link on my ipad, to suddently you see your own face on webcam in the google+ app Wait, everyone on PC don't use nude mods? Not only whining about downvotes, but blaming it on "empowering woman" and what. Eh? I've had a gray flair for some time already. 100% sugar free Are you sure he didn't kick an axe? Im only guessing this but 3:33 is 6:66 halved... i find that kind of creepy My Dark Lord Its always been I for me This. I'm so looking forward to Lanayas cosmetic items. So much possibilities Really? Maybe sending the codes over a reddit mail would be a better idea next time then? Wow lol, what a ripoff NO I HAVE NOT Wow, you've been busy copy pasting to several posts I doth protest, my good sir. Yon trade was posted by yours truly, so that means random Redditors who like what they read on the posted trades can't participate? Same here. Rage takes up 21GB on it's own Spines arent detectors.... Err, what subculture is this. and why am I feeling left out of it ** My son is 3. Based on your formula, it'd be okay for him to date a 10 year old you can use mouse to control vehicles? Did you have to pick the longest mission from CE? IceFrog is Asian? It all makes sense now Is there a name or subreddit for this? I want to watch more! Awesome. Though, just to ask, whats wrong with the previous choices? Wait, he's straight? Why cant they do this with Arma. O_O_O_O_ But wait! Why are you cooking/thinking about beef stew in July!?! That's...odd. How does he go so fast from a standstill? Some trauma docs refer to riders who refuse to wear helmets as "organ donors". I counted 21 Whoa. Those granny panties heat up in a hurry the minute you turn around. I found two zeds tht spawned up here once Oooookaaaaay...... Oh. :P hahaha Well lemme know if it works later on, or if anybody else reads it... I can't be the only one, can I?? Maybe... My MIL accuses me of ruining her life. Like i'm the reason she married an alcoholic, and became one herself. I use to get drunkin phone calls at random times during the night/day of her just going on and on about how I stold her "golden son" ( she has 4 children) and how I ruined her life and how I have torn her family apart. Which I have not done. I keep to myself and my life. Her life is of no concern to me what-so-ever. Like I said, she has become an alcoholic. Her newest thing is to show up (un invited) and stay for the weekend. (They live out of town) She always claims she has stopped drinking. But she always seems to be packing a Vodka Bottle in her purse. Then later on in the night, she starts complaining about her life and how she hates it and how she hates being married to an alcoholic and just all her family problems. I usually just go to bed or avoid my house for the weekend. My poor hubby on the other hand, he has to deal with THAT. This has gone on for over two years now and I have grown the balls to tell her off a few times. It's usually a waste of time because she doesn't stop and now she is blocked on my phone as well. But this is my favorite story because she honestly doesn't see where all her mistakes are from, and that they have nothing to do with me, & that I have absolutly NOTHING to do with any of the decisions she has made in her life. Someone help me, shes due to show up anytime now!! Yeah,it even says on that thingy! And what is this RNG'D?! I claim the title of biggest fan! I did! But im just saying,even if he was RNG'd or not,hes still legit O.o I dont even know how to RNG to begin with! O_O I didnt even know wtf that shit was! Yes I have actually I am hells spawn That looks like Wal Mart Wait....what?! Years ago I worked at this dead end, shit hole job. I had just bought a new house and got married about a year before. Since I got married my wife was acting different, like a light switch went off and she started partying with old friends, etc. etc. I started Keylogging my computer to see wtf she was doing on myspace ( myspace No offense, but good luck with passing this bill. I would like it I was flying home from there just four days ago... I haven't heard that their bot lane is losing them games. If it's their mid losing their games and they kick their support, I think I have every right to question the decision Donkey Kong is on the other side wow, I thought this was possible paranormal I can't swim Why were you getting to level 200 at shrooms? Whats wrong with Brave? This is my worst fear. I had no idea there were that many gingers in HP now that one might actually be possible Might want to empty your car of loose items and remove V1 next time... wouldn't want a random item slipping under the pedals mid-run. That's an incredible feat assisted/cheating or no. My all time best squat was 505 and he's doing like 40% more with just his upper body First of all Too many people Everyone gets it except for OP. In more ways than one. I've tried Chrome, firefox and even resorted to trying Internet explorer Reading this really kind of aggravates me. I'm almost wondering if this is a troll post or an attention-seeking post... yes... right after getting CoH i saw the total war pack for the same price... and well... it's really hard not to click again.... i do need a bigger hard drive i am a boy best idea I heard ever. But now we gotta worry about the activity monitoring That cat's like I'm sorry, but it's not all his gf's fault. He went through with that. They are both astonishingly ignorant. Are they still teaching sex ed in all of the states? Mentioning God in this context on reddit. You're brave. WOW I think she passed old age during the fight with Madara I'm afraid of what cross-pollinating recaps will do He's learning.... Damn, for a minute there I thought the OP was the dad in the cartoon (and, hence, married to his sister... Woah.... HOly shit QXC was right!!! BC = Terran super army vs Zerg For some reason we leave coffee stains wherever we go, and we have no idea why A fellow school in my district does this, you don't live in Texas, do you? Opps, Idk if this is worth anyhting or not My sister used to do the same thing! Except even worse. LOL She used to say she didn't help around the house because my mom didn't appreciate her cleaning when she did it before... you know... when she was 6. that video took longer to watch than the pizza takes to cook! Crap... I just realized the choice between Kingston and Corsair isn't as easy to me any more pics or it didn't happen? This didn't work for me because Noscript filters out the parentheses in an attempt to defeat XSS does anyone else see a face in the guys bent (right) knee? At first I thought that but it appeared to be some unrecognisable pink and white lump rather than any meat You're the one wasting by telling us to stop wasting. A picture of a repost i dont think it would be illegal to install a virus on my hardware unreal My eyes never feel nice when they're dry. you mean *BIG BAD WOMEN* right? >.> Have I been wrong this whole time? ... Oh ya, I forgot .. politicians built all that stuff too ( Maybe he really liked the hooters waitress with the dick? Pictures 1-3: Aw this is so sad, poor guy is so lonely. Picture 4: At first I was like, :O ... then I saw the detective work you put into this and I was like, I greatly appreciate being referred to solely as an "Eskimo." I think it's the nicest descriptor on there. I'd use it, but Ctrl is my PTT key for mumble, so I'd probably fuck so much stuff up if i had to make big plays with misaligned fingers Bath Salt Babies He was funny but also really dark. It was pretty dang creepy (for me at least) especially when you find out his story and why they're in Bruges in the first place. I told this girl she had a smokin hot ass and she slapped me. I don't get it. I've overheard a family friend telling my mum that she shouldn't worry because I'll come back someday.... What's wrong with his arms? So you're gay, right? I was 13 at th time. The downvotes are so strong. Do you not realize THE MISTAKES you've done?! W... Wh... Wha... What? My husband first lived in OR when he moved to the US from Ireland. One time we were there to check out tourist spots like Crater Lake. He failed to tell me that it's illegal to pump your own gas there. I remember getting out of the SUV, about to pump, when some big black dude that reminds me of Michael Clarke Duncan yells at me. Being a tiny asian female you can only imagine I nearly pissed myself. That link was already purple for me... Please do everyone else a favor and disable that account ... Oooooh, that pun hurdle little bit 4 Strings came back? Did...did she already know about it? r/wtf is back Let all give free karma for being a drug addict! D: Oh sweet fucking... By Odin I hope he ends up okay. The west is a sausage fest! Oh shit I'm going there next month Thank god they didn't use Soon-ish in regards to this statement! I suppose that is a good point, BUT I was the only one honking! He didn't seem to mind what so ever I love this khajiits accent. I see him everywhere, i dont know what his purpose he has Woah... massive cock. I'm from NH and live in/went to college in Florida too i found some on my dads computer when I was 6 Wait, you have an upstairs kitchen? The old guy skin looks like Steve Jobs Pedobear ? This is on the video, too. What the hell does it mean? she's actually beautiful oh my god its the hot young version of the old dude from up I tagged two of them Are you... *from the future*? It was certainly an ass thing to say, especially for someone who 1) is looking to buy a car from him and 2) has the money to buy it. What kind of sales person says that stuff? That's what boggles my mind. I play pretty much exclusively in servers with >40 people in them. Where can I find a pair like the 2nd shoe? FUCKING JOHN BUSCH... fuck! I always thought that song was done by an Asian girl. I wouldn't call that foreshadowing, though. Or both Just last night I saw rollerblade lady ( I know there are people on here who know who I'm talking about). She was doing some....innovative yoga while waiting for C-line at broadway....some sort of kegels/Lamaze thing. And shouting at the other side of the track. She's. Interesting. What? Holy shit. Never smoked, don't intend to. I never realized it was that expensive. Are you Bladez from The Guild? The Chicfilae in my hometown has hired several gay people as employees This is not a noise layer mask on a gradient, it's just a red spraypaint brush. HAHA! That asshole can't afford a nicer car! You spit your what now? Wait...you've missed most of the last 5 games...didn't we win our last five games... What happens.. C and H = Black Death I think the downvotes are bots - fun story though, but weird. Slithice doesn't have a bra or anything, looks kind of awkward we need to find how to do it in skyrim sweet ... jesus There shouldn't be creepers in the lobby... I hear they like to lie down with lions, too... Thats.....my birthday It's fine, just omegle logs, but yeah, clicked that one too It was chocking, the poor little thing. I've never heard of either of these games Oh man I didn't even know, no wonder it is so strong. Almost twice the area of emp and storm and it immoblizes. Mother... Of Gawd... Demolition Man is NOW! Is there supposed to be a face next to the reflection of the flash in the picture too? Like is it part of the painting or something else That might be it. I havn't watched/thought of Jon Stewart in weeks and yet I watch TV every day. Maybe I've become connected to it via my dreams yup thats fair, considering there were no comments when yankeegiant posted This actually made a lot of sense and pretty much says what I was thinking but in a much more whimsical way I mean a one base ghost-hellion rush thing, kill queens, do damage, expand behind it... Techlab means can prepare for roaches I didn't realize it *wasn't* penistoreview until I noticed you said something Sounds like EVE. ...who the FUCK would downvote this cuteness? Yes. Yes I would. Repeatedly. I can't believe this question is being asked Your town of 700 has a Starbucks? Is that snake intubated? That's... impressive looks like someone went to private school..... This is something my boyfriend would do. I don't think he's a redditor... Kenny is that you? Excuse my ignorance, I never own/see a CDMA GNex (I assume VZW is CDMA?). But dear God, 10% after just 7 hours Sans déconner? I dont see the problem here? ... It didn't look like they stung him I'm more terrified of his spelling. That Houston one seems awfully small Reminds me of Teemo.... I've been playing too much LoL Who's taking these photos What does the green button do? Where is the bar for the people who don't know who he is and still don't know or care who he is? It also seems that for point-blank channeled skills, standing still while attacking can make your skill's next attacks miss, when the enemy runs away. Chasing after them though will continue the chain. (Or was that just in my head? And also, Another Way, the clown nurses were freaking terrifying. Went a couple of times, it's not bad but don't set your expectations too high the models on the site are not the ones that go there, it's mostly mid 30's to late 40's. There is no standard set for looks so be ready to see some .... Not an easter egg, but in the newest preview of Burning Low. Tier 15 man. It's not creepy, but I just imagined why Jake knows it If its the number of the building on the glass, isn't it backwards? Oh God, they really didn't consider the ramifications of the Hawk swarm ability Uhm, this is just wrong. SWTor is losing players every month Not sure if incredible cosplay, or actual Danny Devito trolling SDCC Oh! That makes more sense but... pulse at 45? 10 - 22 years old Then why did I just pay $19.00 to pre-order the game It's **internet points, dude**. Internet points. What's not to get? Sheesh. I've just heard about them from several (unconnected) people all at once and now this thread happens. I read both I might just have to come back to Battlefield 3 for this After an overly enthusiastic salesperson greeted my 4 year old niece, took her hand, and started walking away with her my horrified brother had to talk to her about "stranger danger". This led to some inevitable questions like... "Daddy if I see a stranger can I kill them?" Why did i read im going to put this into your rectum I think the battle system is what made FFXII great. Who says **she** lost her virginity? If the bee's were union and making a fair wage then you could eat it. I've never seen WCG before, i didn't realize it was that bad I really want one. I just can't think of a justification to buy one yet. Can't figure out what to use it for. Not enough power for a entertainment system. too powerful to be a highclass router.... no ideas What a way to live your life no nomination for alfie or lena? Mais c'est même pas à eux Everything I know about things has forever changed! Not sure if gusta... Obviously but it's just amazing that you're posted on every thread that I've gone through What are her tits made of Downvotes? Really.. Well, obviously, since them homosessuals target groups like that. I'm about your size but I never had a problem of bruised cervix Rather not, I know what happens at Jobbie Nooner Sounds like it's a good thing that I decided not to get it the other day when it was on sale then I haven't thought about that damn baby in years, why would you bring that up That is one of the grossest sounding recipes I've ever read. "Let's cover a bunch of canned fruit (that already comes packed in sugar water) with more sugar, butter, then some curry powder for a bit of kick." What is she eating? I enlarged the pic to get a good look at ... what she's eating ... She is SO beautiful. Mission accomplished... I've heard rumors that on the rp servers they report you for breaking character Mister tailban Yup Yup Yup Yes, I believe it is a medium. If your pug likes to chew, you may want to get the red, or even the black. We don't buy the Kong Senior anymore because Bebe always pops off the end of her new Kongs within a few days. The black ones are pretty sturdy, but she can still chew through 'em. This looks like my ex. Any co-op game? Besides the fact that he could be charged with statutory rape... 300 Gb bandwidth! How much is your monthly bandwidth plan cost? I'm in Canada and the plan I'm using is 60 Gb a month Haha that's crazy. Maybe they're sisters that got separated at birth and you're adopted Ok thanks! Sorry for the Vagueness, I've already watched a lot of videos and its like my eyes have been opened Yeah, all you have to do is re-expose the screen. Holy shit guys...we REALLY have a badass over here. Yes! I love that song haha it's been quite a while since I've heard it too. And that is the first time I have ever seen the music video... Wat? i just looked at the pic again, and this time it looked to me like Obito got beat up, raped, and the dude is nutting on his face If sex is *anything* like a grenade launcher, I think there's a problem. oh god. please do You shouldn't have any w/d's at all if you only use opiates once No I'm glad you clarified that this was his leg. Otherwise ... Why does this remind me of Jeff the Killer's tale...? (⌐ I played Draw Something basically for an entire week all day long until I banned myself from it. 2789 Mine were, and I used them (Not trying to rub it in your face, just letting you know it worked for meeee). I wish I knew why yours were gone I wonder if Sweden exist in Pony world Are my the only one excited about the awesomeness of sticking glass beer bottles into the ground like that? So, basically, you meant to be combative lol. Neither Furiousturtle nor myself made the claim that the Catholic Church is or ever was a "forefunner for the leading patron of science." (S)He said they were responsible for a heck of a lot of scientific discoveries. I think pasteurization, genetics, and seismology individually is a heck of a lot. Together, they're certainly a lot. No need to move the goal posts and pretend like a couple of dudes who frequent /r/atheism are trying to say the Catholic Church has the same mission as the American National Academy of Sciences It is. (⌐ .... I couldn't find any saltines. What station are you listening to exactly?? "All comments by AnalBumCovers" Thats a leg? I don't get the picture in reference to the title dude, it depends highly on several things. first off, your CLASS, secondly how much % crit you actually have and if you just have 60% crit dmg its nowhere near worth it. In general lets say with ur 1100 dps wpn I wouldn't drop that for that lower one unless you have say 150% crit dmg and 25% crit. It's all calculated into your overall dps which does a decent job at actually calculating it, so if you lost 30k dps after switching the wpn then there's your answer Starcraft 2, DayZ mod for ArmA 2, Team Fortress 2, and Tribes Ascend. I just noticed all of those were sequels except for Tribes Ascend. I was I have that same computer! BTW, if you listened to Hypno's lullaby, you'd never put Hypno on a team Really did not expect hulk's Pokemon Pretty much. I think they also try to get you flustered about it (e.g these will go soon line). My dad had a crappy experience as well with his car purchase a few years ago. He lives in HI and he wanted to buy a BMW 5-series. He had basically a blank check with him from the credit union and was ready to buy on the spot. The BMW dealer treated him like ass so my dad tells him to call Windward Honda the next day because he's going to buy a brand new fully loaded (all the damn options) Accord. Seriously, why do sales people think it's okay to be an ass to someone who wants to spend money at your dealership? Why? At first glance it looks like something that should be on r/gore Read that as "jacking off" Omfg. That's some mighty eyeliner skills on that pony OMG thats the unicorn mask from www.thisiswhyimbroke.com imagine what this would do to someones head I don't see why people always sound so angry about getting addicted to reddit in these posts It's like she can see into your soul They were trying to do that? NecroBabies. That is all. any do this with joints? if so how do they burn ...says anal-razor How much does she weigh? I gathered that much. I'm just wondering about the durability of his armor VS the durability of a sword. Im pondering how much effort it would actually take to wail on him with said sword and would it break? maybe im over thinking this Wow, that's nuts! I had no idea that would happen. Is it me.. or is the white part of his face kind of phallic? OH GOD my parents are reading that too What is this? Hey, is this true? Is it only me, or are u also "hearing" the Final Countdown song by reading this title? if i was a shark, would you marry me? well actually...this follow up gave more karma than her original, which is kind of the funny part. I only know this cause No. Just no. Does this mean it's possible to get legendary couriers with etheral flames? I've never seen one what if I told you that the Romans and Greeks had color pictures thousands of years before we did No he won't. And neither will I.. And I'm 28.. You're the Alpha around here that's for sure What did they change ? I said "who", because the person in love with their grandson knows who their grandson is. Correct me if I'm wrong here, please. I do like to use "whom" when appropriate. Sometimes I actually get a very brief One of these people are lying to you. a decedent is a dead person. but.. what if YOU are an idiot I don't feel like getting my eyes get raped tonight #4 ... was there ALWAYS a cart rail there? But I brought popcorn! Idk about those spirit fingers... But that dance Right, so every reporter is fucked up for listening to a police feed? Perhaps people just want the facts and information In the kitchen. thank you :3 im not usually good at art so when i sketched this in under 10 minutes i was like : "woooah This. Him reaching out to you was a silent cry for help and you ignored the elephant in the room That's nearly Australian wages I want those shoes. They do? wrecking? Just counting his pantheon games, he lost 4 out of 6 Your username make me wet How come people missed the obvious question: WHO THE HELL STILL HAS MIX CDs For sure! I was actually very happy to see she was so worried, in a sick twisted way Imagine if some kid had asked his parents to leave with him, and the parents were killed outside the door Yoiks, I've suffered from anxiety for almost 13 years (last 5 its been at its worst), and still didn't know there was umpteen symptoms. Holy shit, she survived one to die in another? That's like final destination It might just be me but I prefer the second one a bit more to the first, mainly because I like girls who let their hair down. Also, that makeup makes your eyes look huge. that fungal on the 7+ infestors of DRG Old people (mostly men) and little children too young to understand the issue. All this picture needs is that moron who founded the democratic right with his little stormfront sticker on his chest. Stay classy youth defence I was wondering if I was the only person who caught that?! Haha. I just noticed that your comments got downvoted. Don't know who did it and why. By using the term "magic fairy dust" you're referring to cheap labor from undocumented workers right? I used to have a fridge magnet like that WOah that's weird, I had a girl in first grade named Desiree do that. Yesss... Because otherwise we might actually think she's a female marijuana plant... Why are you guys so rough with your fake drums? its must be the joker You mean to tell me, that not everything on the internet is real?! Even Hitler had a wife and loved his dog. Oh!!!! I didn't know that even existed How am I both Angel *and* Scully? I'd get drinks with you... If i prepurchase today can i still play in beta we3? Someone please advise as to how this works. Everyone has keys but i thought if u pre purchase u can play. HELP PLEASE!!! But if the reminders are _always_ there, we'll ignore them! I was so into Heroes..the first seasons were amazing and it was nice how they tried to connect human bio with superpowers The Sage of the 6 Paths created the whole Narutiverse. Why would he want to mess up everything? Huh? You think this place is despicable because there are a few extreme people? You must think Reddit as a whole is just totally horrendous. Prayer? Wow, it dropped I'm surprised that it would be your least favorite body part Wait... that actually works? Since when models play basketball What does "sodomy by future threat" mean? I snuck past the bastards as best I could and fired the electro bearings into the rest. Yeah. I think it's one thing for people to tell a weird/crazy story on reddit, and another to actually show that it happened You had a KiKi's VCR? how exactaly do you juice a potato? Funny you should mention that. I perfected the whole sleep routine...until I got my driving license. Now I'm very much aware of how sleep prone I am during car rides, and make every effort to be as awake as possible on long drives How do you do this? Ok let's make sense of this... Captain America is surrounded by loyal pokemon, Loki by tricksters and ghosts, Thor by thunder types, Hulk by... cute and cuddly types För någon med finska rötter? Sverigefinskar? You were online 338 days ago apparently oh edmonton... i don't eat gum I hate that feeling too. I don't want children when I'm rational and think about it for a second or two. Then hormones go nuts, baby crazy pops out and I see a baby and I'm like ~*'^_^'*~ CAN I HAVE HIIIIM... I don't want me having a baby to be decided by fucking hormones. I don't want my hormones to make me love that infant more than I love my husband. I want to be able to do what I want, when I want. T_T. And when a baby cries it makes me want to hit myself in the face with a shovel. That and they make noise all the time. Agaa gagagaaa sing sing sing bash on things bash on things. I hate noise. It would drive me insane to have a noise machine 24/7 I doubt she fell in love with him, since she left him afterwards. I would hazard a guess at she has urges just like humans and you know... One thing led to another ( How do you keep all that info in your brain!! Even their right boobs are bigger than their left ones. It's nice of you to try and help people out. I keep waiting to find a sexting partner who doesn't find my dirty talk unsexily disturbing... As soon as I stop getting " Why is everyone saying that to him? His posts look normal to me. I thought this was a joke. I forgot how to love after that song.. The time a friend in high school revealed to me that she can communicate with the dead, and that I had some trouble in my past life. Forget the socks, whats between your legs? Why did you get downvoted for that comment? Pics or it didn't happen. My car wont even work in the US if thats the case That is the first thing I want the homebrew community to work on once they crack the thing. Bad timing Or fight with whoever remains I broke quickmeme it said This sounds like a really unfun idea How did I not put these together before? Imguredit? How long did it take you to type that out? I think you should have more faith in the community and wait a while before making such an emotion filled post I thought they were in Paris ? I've never seen someone with 100 upvotes on something so basic Seriously. Could you be any cuter? I thought I was the only one Very surprised by this Clearly Holy motherfucker this guy is the godfather?! Wow! I only got 2.5cm Hey, thanks, you motivated me to do something! Must. Find. Disc. I was in a normal game trying out tf. Our nautilus was afk, and he had a quad queue with him. After about 20 minutes of trying to 4v5, He came back, and he said he was really sorry, that he girlfriend woke up very sick, and he had to tend to her. I said it was no problem, as it was normals, and I know we have all had our own times when we had to DC because of outside influences. He said he was sorry repeatedly, and at one point said, "Add us, We'll play a game to make it up to you" After we won our 4v5 ( I posted a reply above, but It seems to have disappeared wow, this is my first time in this sub and damn this seems harsh. His girlfriend.... Do people still Bel Air other people? haha i live downtown so I'm always around, never think to actually coordinate these things. black flag tee and everything! You skip the text... in an RPG. I prefer Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me." --- ( Will you marry me? My reddit is only receiving replies, I cannot see the comments either Jesus, is that why 100% of Hell's Kitchen contests smoke? I bought Just Cause 2 back when I was still on XP, which it isn't compatible with. Had that downloaded and installed for over a year before I could finally play it, finished it (as in the story, not 100% complete OHHH Now it makes sense. The problem was that the cockpit was so clean and clear it looks like a simulation In ACB i jumped down on a roof between two people sitting on a bench and i started to float randomly up i could do anything, i floated all the way up and the furthest u could go in the sky going left(which is pretty far) and you could see ALL of rome, it got so small, you could see green all around it and blue EVERYWHERE, i was so Where are you looking? what kind of invite codes? bamp I want to pick it up. BUt I feel it's gonna stay untouched in my library for a year or more. Just as Human Revolution has. Is that grammar or syntax? Reminds me of the "wall of shame" at the supermarket.. "hon, will you grab me a box of alw..." NNNOOOOO... Is #14 Maka Albarn cosplaying as Madoka? Hopefully I'll be able to play I suffer from abscesses as well...had a horseshoe abscess that that is STILL has the setons in it from '09 :( I occasionally get skin tags, which hurt like an MF'er...I got a new abscess a few weeks ago, but now that I am on Remicade, it healed much faster (and I am sure it was smaller than the horseshoe one) Although I was awake when they lanced it... Is this shopped too? Wait wait wtf is going on here? What do you mean 'theory'? That's pretty much what you saw happening in the film! So wait...unless she wrote this in some type of 3rd person...how do you know its a woman? Potentially the first time I've made a Sharpedo... PedoBuscus!! it gets worse. i'm majoring in games development, and guess what kind of sites are banned too ??? gaming sites ( Haha awesome, I named my female DH Vayne This reminds me so much of my father. He made me apply for FAFSA and a *ton* of need-based scholarships despite the fact that he makes easily 400K a year and declares me as a dependent. "You won't know until you try".... "You aren't even trying to see if you qualify"... I seriously don't think I have to be a fucking genius to know that need-based scholarships do not go to kids of the top 1% earners who have 2 million $ homes. When everything came back showing I'd gotten $0 in need-based scholarships he said it was because of my essays Dude > (random question I JUST came up with - do you guys participate in arbitrary day? Are you guys now seriously arguing about how to circlejerk correctly? Osmosis Jones was that not a joke????? My grandma went to Sweden and she said the Swedish Fish there was made in Canada too agreed...i have spent a year in japan and i have never lived in a more racist, xenophoic, mysogynistic culture....and i lived in the south... 400 days from 10 year cape and I've got pretty much the same combat stats (cept sum, my sum sucks), and most of my skill levels are lower. Yeah, good time It tastes delicious in coffee? Omg that is so cool But... It's Goodsprings. The town where you start the game... And in the local map, it follows Sunny Smiles... **O_O ONE OF US O_O ONE OF US O_O ONE OF US Why is everyone flying? Don't you dare. Er... Yes, thats why I said it What? You didn't edit your comment That was umm... not what I was expecting This needs a video of it made. Yeeeah...my monthly is never like this. I feel bad for you Equally true, I suppose In light of your comment, I'm assuming ked21 is going to see Batman this weekend from a single month Sooo is this implying I stole this idea? oh wow. he's so stylin' Holy shit. Tell us more oh wow. What else did they leave in the house? For the longest time, I thought you meant Iroh from TLA. saw a GT500 the other day with the license plate PUREV4NM, and that looks amazing wow, he grows an amazing raging boner right at the end too Damn I forgot how cut The Big Show was DAT.FACE I Wonder How many people Actually Watched the Video Was this when we were at MLG or something? it's great, for sure. polaris final boss fight Oh geez. Imagine 8 more years Wow, she's really good. I'm impressed I did one in my sleep, I don't even remember voting but I woke up and it said it was my choice Wtf did I just watch...... 1 × 7.62 mm (.30 in) DT machine gun I don't even know how to PLAY an instrument anymore and that one makes me want to start a band This is the exact same reply made to a similar thread a few months back is that why Google installed Fiber stuff? Oui. ( Apple beer? I thought a man was soliciting sex from a 5 year old on an airplane... Have you flashed it yet? But why whould the nerf that "friends"? well, it's not there to abuse though.. Wow, buddy. This game is 13 years old!?Not bad. Who cares about the story in a fighting game? I guess peace and calm can be attained from that in a certain way.. Are you James Chen? Unobstructed beauty... * where do we get those Of course it will happen again, I'm epileptic. No joke, and further to that point, all of the multimedia requires RealPlayer Trouble4u2c is definitely on to something here! My Fiance and I both use that Venus razor (separate ones for each of us, of course). I've been shaving everything down there for over 10 years and that is the best razor I've found by far! Been using them for going on 3 years and no complaints, other than the cost of the replacement cartridges I'll give you money right now are you selling So....is NDT telling me to go be a gay soldier? I think Hamilton's battle with addiction was a bit harder to deal with than you simply being a fan of the team. when did people hate oddone Are you saying that that's not your usual state? that ammo count Both...both... So did you go in black face? I hope not... Is every 1-0 a walkover ? She has a big tongue Agreed, definitely agreed. Thank you for your insightful opinion... Waait, I thought it was between Tony and Steve... thats what all the tumblrs say. The ending was a bit silly, especially when they said they still has a 'Love life'. One of the games on thumb looks like the facebook logo So brave. I've never owned a bra that was the correct size for long enough for this to happen to me ... Oh damn, I hadn't even noticed that was missing. ....for sex? What was the father doing on his son? Well, now I know why I get mistaken for my brother over the phone, my voice is really deep for a female Some people don't consider Formula 1 to be a sport? I'm terrified of getting a gay roomate Was the Lyra plushie from /r/WTF necessary? I highly doubt Bon would want one of those made anyway an apple a day is probably doing more good than anything the rocks are doing Got this recently; smoothest stuff I've ever had. I know color is not necessarily correlated with quality, but this stuff was great! So purple it's black. Alright, I bought Bulletstorm, launched it and tried to created new account - turned out I already had one "..not **created** superior to it", created? That's my dog's name thx... thopefully LazerTester is faster, than this epic track lasts When did THAT become legal?! I would LOVE Burnout Paradise, love the burnout games but I have no more money so cant buy it :E And one of the craziest things that happend to me is when I fell down the stairs when I was 5 Oh hell yes I am. I'm an American and it takes me 13 minutes Wow! Kinda freaked out by the one with the "Take me Home" sticker, she looks kinda like my sister. So you stole a credit card to play GW2?! Damn. Probably both. What.....what did I just watch? I just came here to rub it in that the patient ones are getting CO for $18 today. I want my mouth all up on that. My mom would do this. I have that monopoly game in my closet I would love to see them re-release something along the same lines as the F30 bring the mp down to around 8 or so and give it an F 1.8-2.8 lens. But not with XD cards because I'd like to not pay 50 bucks for a 2gb card I thought it was on Nickelodeon Now i feel like getting Kingdom Key going from my shoulder blades to the base of my spine... Me as well ... I thought sheets for the pull-out beds were standard? I thank you for this The adds. I... totally missed this. I am dumb ... Since when did people add waiters on Facebook? I'm confused as to what exactly im looking for It took me three read throughs to figure out what was going on...finally I saw the little skull! Can i get the skin even if i don't have the champion? My RA last year was named Sean You in Ridgefield Washington? Why "Awkward" for this one ? I was no wondering, the voice is way too recognizable to be mistaken, I was just in shock Is it a bitch? Shit, I just bought it thinking it looked easy to run HOLY SHIT where do you buy keys Why does this hurt my eyes? 73MXLH4WKRTD Already gone NA True, I am now gold, playing a good number of plats (one diamond Want! / His newest submission is he-mans yoghurt night. Please fuck let this be fake. How are you so sure? Why Haunter above Gengar? Same as liking Lairon more then Aggron ### I was irritated at first and thinking "This cant be Im 22 and I cry when Ash turns to stone, no idea why Wait, they handcuff and arrest 4th grade kids!? Where did you live in I just came to the very FIRST sentence on his post made my brain hurt. Haven't read the rest of it but dear god that first sentence was painful to read Aw, fuck, I want one of those! "Uptime" is now my new favorite word. I had to leave before the game ended, and I was sure that Ryung would close it out. Oh. Good god I thought your comment was going somewhere else.... Redbull Battle Grounds. He does it vs Sheth on Cloud Kingdom. The one on Metropolis ends with a 12 rax off 3 base(23 marines per cycle Two friends and I wearing Invisible Children shirts tried to attend a Romney Campaign rally in Bow, New Hampshire. Our tickets scanned just fine, until another man stopped us to rescan us, yet never took an actual photo (used an iphone.) He told us to step to the side so he could "figure out why his phone wasn't working." Another man with an earpiece approached us and denied us entry because we were wearing propaganda. And then he mentioned how that days rally would be somber because of the shooting in Colorado (we went on the 20th.) I'm still lost as to why we were in any shape or form related to the horrible events in Aurora. I want to go to there... portal 3? That strange moment when you finished the game entirely, go on Reddit and see this post that to! I'm 28 and I've been to the doctor regularly and no one said I needed boosters holy crap flash is seriously good even in sc2 with less than half his opponents sc2 experience he owned him first match why would a super old person be slashing down dragons and adventuring out for the first time in their life? I mean, it's POSSIBLE if they're super magical.... but.... When they are looking through the magazine for a celebrity the way he says "no, no, no, no" sounds like he's constipated. Fear of seeing daughter in them? Girls love being referred to as 'bitches'. Use this as much as possible. One thread every 24 hours Reminds me of a Futurama episode. Unless I misunderstood that episode Holy crap... I wonder who would buy it for that much. I'd buy that...just not for that much Kill him Shit that's suicidal surfing Oh, fuck. How did I miss *that* part? Uhm... did you try to fucking snort that?????? I didn't even see that Yeah, that's what I was wondering... This sign popped up out the front of my local bookshop... That... is the most absurd electronic configuration I've ever seen I'll look for a different one even though it should house up to 12.5 inches, I don't think it's worth the risk. Thanks for checking btw, I am not sure how I got 9 inches... So this place called Egyptian Fast Food is about to open in my town. The dessert they have on the drive thru menu is baklava. I camt wait to try fast food baklava But r/atheism always seems to be prejudice towards religion, when, like that person said up there, it has caused many great things. So am I to go ahead and, by this evidence, prejudize atheists as being ignorant and wanting to jump onto a blind band wagon? So we're going by a country in the middle east, which, has not shown small homicide accounts in the past or present, and a country that allows its citizens to watch killing movies while letting them walk 2 miles to get a gun? Not sure if George Washington, or Albert Einstein I assumed at first that she must have been masturbating with a cooked and de-shelled egg since it would be softer and less cold that way. But after reading to the end it has become clear she was masturbating with a raw, uncooked, shelled egg. What do you prefer to drink (beer-wise)? You have a girlfriend and a fiance? Why downvotes Like what? How can he sue to get out of serving time? No, it implies that you identify with an identity that is based solely on sex... which is why you joined this subreddit. That's... actually not bad. The spycicle is a straight upgrade, wtf are you on about? I'm drooling sometimes both I think my SO's dad is buried there... OH DEAR GOD You just ruined every episode of star trek for me. Ever. I'm 21. My mom is 37. My grandmother is 53. ( In yolo county Shit, that's one of the ugliest barbs I've seen Clannad again for me, its become a ritualistic thing I do yearly now Lol, this is Pre-CU Star Wars Galaxies. The card game came out for that wrecked later-version after the NGE because sales were dropping due to the major update. Sorry if it was something you liked, but its a thing of the past (Or a thing of the future depending on your perspective My story lasts about 10 minutes maximum I currently need 3 crowns, 2 cavities, and my wisdom teeth taken out. Yea, I got $14k just laying around. Wrong thread? Unlocked 12th of July, 31 B.C. ...is it wrong of me to find that arousing? I have been looking at this game quite a bit as well. It looks really cool. Can't decided between Torchlight , Civilization IV (my comp can't handle 5 Well I've been doing that wrong. Wait, what? Why does he look like he has bogeys coming out of his nose? That expression. O.o how can you disconnect yourself from the hive? yep Obviously you have the "horses for companions" mod and the "armored horses mod" (one of my favorites!), but which mod gives you 4 companions instead of just 1...? Yeah, but I'll need your Fallout help later tonight, BE READY. Wow! They simulate a lot more particles than I can There's nothing wrong with saying a child is cute. Read that as Singed... I play too much League In the sixth panel where she's actually doing it you've made it so that it looks animated Ok I added all of you guys on steam. I'll try getting on tonight. We last left off with 6 guys so well have a good 9 people worst of all jesus is front of all the bieber posters ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hater's gonna hate... they were my favorite part of the sf meet up... ask them, i was awesome.. i took their pictures... you know, i dont think ive used lube (or spit) very often while doing anal? i think maybe once or twice when we had some around after a trip to the sex shop but... i must be a naturally drippy person or something. Jesus. That's intense. I've seen several weird things in Hot Springs before (grew up there). I just always assumed it was an aircraft. I had no idea AR was such a hot spot. That Norn looks like he has muscles on his muscles. Dat Mew You should be fine until you get to series and divergence that section sucks. In my opinion calc 3 was more interesting since its in 3D What about the penis... because he had a penis? Well it makes you wonder where he heard it at 3 years old. Requests?! How exactly do you go about designing and selling these? Not trying to scoop your market niche, just curious I feel sorry for that tiny sliver of South America that somehow isn't Region A I thought it was bridget moynahan for a minute Anxiety was gone after the first 9 hr shift... That's the kicker haha as of now we don't know! for free? haha I love the dog just standin like Not with an ax or a hatchet i see a teddy bear lying on the side Why can't you? GGG performs mass murder shooting so ill people get new organs... Are you serious? NSFW?? That escalated quickly ( You don't say even better! Just be glad that the house that you aren't dead. Claymation Damn That's the last thing i would of expected see today :o Looks really interesting :D First time I've ever heard of claymation and video game and free in the same sentence Beach run? You're a girl? Lucky you. i can totally see this scene at family reunion: "and on this picture you can see me and Arthur with our fetus" omg are you me? my boyfriend and i have been dating about a year and 10 months and i found out a month ago that he use to watch it. on his own I never knew so many people knew about/has family in Purdy Ohmerrgerd my eyes are freaking out Like... your daughters? You and me both kitty He looks a lot like one of my teachers Where the heck are you? Dat ham Seriously , does that exist ? Just looking at that makes me want to jump. Hey OP, I too am 14 weeks and am having the same issues as you. I'm also in a HUGE food-aversion mode right now where I either want sushi (not so much the raw fish), or popcorn 110 dollars wow.....THOSE ARENT STACKS OF FOUR That was beautiful... what the fuck did I just read? so... many... reposts... Haha, Catholic ceremonies are always sooo long. My cousins' wedding have been longer than two hours. Okay watch the video? you have the most effortless beauty i've ever seen Methinks your boyfriend is a lucky lucky gent. WHY DO I SEE YOUR POSTS EVERYWHERE Nice. I was planning on sleeping in a bit. At first I was like: I'm...currently wondering the same thing. All. I. See. Are. Bad. Words. Um.... Why did you google Japan licking..... Oh nice! I was looking at them today in Books A Million cause I wanna start buying all of them. It would be nice if I could find a sell on them the latest ones get up to 9.99 Someone did his research... But how do you know?? ( Really? Mine wasn't Dont let Blizzard find out, im sure this is illegal... You mean half? Grandma? What were you expecting? There are two precedents of similar length and pacing, plus the director's entire canon of work, that clued the audience into exactly what format of movie this was going to be. Also, not really a "pretender comic book movie"... I'm not sure if you're agreeing with me or you missed my sarcasm There is no God I think that died off around 2006... Except I still see people wear t-shirts over hoodies, you think the shirt wouldn't fit who the fuck is ratman? I have beaten portal 2 (admittedly months ago) but I don't remember anybody named ratman 90 first cousins? 90? as in nine multiplied by ten? I will probably be the one I do once I meet my boyfriends brother... they look so much alike. Lovely smile! Not to mention the bewbs The best part is that we know that the end product is not Cartman's ass... or do we Slenderman...? How do you only have one spoon? No pants? upptokes everywhere oh yeah I hear they're good It's a mod. Although I just now noticed this is for Civ 3. O_O that's weird, i never decline adds I'm pretty sure A is attack click.. . oh man, i would be so mad! i have only ever travelled within the U.S with knnitting... I never thought this could really be an issue. I've only ever been asked once about my knitting and it wasnt' to confiscate it, but to compliment it. guess i got lucky...cause i also got away with a boxcutter in my carryon without knowing it... That looked like the crystalline sword ..... I regret reading this.... I'm going to /r/aww now Poop??? Where did you saw that?!?! For someone that is so hard to take down, he sure does get taken down a lot. I accidentally found it an hour after I saw this My sis played it, the whole house separates us, and her screams alone told me what it was like. Lots of crazy posts up voted here jeesh Last time I checked, you use your brain and like what YOU like, it doesn't control you and tell you what to do I think that the most intense part for me is that all that happened within a second of real time What if the lot is moving? Did you purchase all those keys with your own money? AHAAAAAAAA! Black people committing a crime. Finally we have proof that all white people are racist. Da Fuq is that on her face???? Yes he does, this picture has apparently become a way for redditors of Selinsgrove to learn each others username The only thing that pisses me off most of the AD Carries are 6300 makes getting my smurf all the ADC really annoying I'm giggling at the airport, now I think they all know. Is there any legal implications of that? I can't see Namco-Bandai coming down on you for something like this, but its happened to more obscure mediums... Why is the server in another language? I see what you did there. ( What a difference a week makes ...they do? Since when and where did you go? Fair enough. I'm a gal too by the way. I feel reasonably fresh when I wake up it probably depends where you live etc. It's also probably the thought of a dirty bed that's like nails on a chalkboard to me What the actual fuck... You have multiple faces?! those are fairly typical sushi boxes for takeout I really thought that crab was going to attack your hand Did you really spent 25$ for a mount? I thought people like you are an urban legend Creepy Those claws look deadly. Almost 10,000 comments Wow! That's REALLY shocking to me! Wait, what? Did you rush him or something? If he used even one cast of his polypore it would've degraded, and it doesn't look like he had another staff or any runes to cast other spells instead. Why did he have a berserker ring if he's obviously a mage? I'm not a girl either, but once at gym class this guy popped a huge boner while in mid-air doing a salto. He fell on his back and all those girls were like '' I thought there were 24 people at the party Do want! Size of people in local Walmart I own a cafe in center city and we still don't have water. No coffee or A/C... just what we needed! Thank you for your input. You are definitely right about the eating disorder angle. I do know that a couple of the girls have been dieting in the past, one of them apparently ate 500kcal a day for a few weeks soo just found out the black bars dont work if you expand and read and dont click the link... had a mini heart attack... That made absolutely no sense... If you go to 36 in one weekend, and thought it was boring... All i can say is jesus, you mustve burnt yourself out. I got to 31 in TWO beta weekends and i put in over 60-80 hours. easily. Just saw the blue panty one, my god.... one hell of a car bomb. Ooops, I guess I won't say anything then Ah yes, if I had a nickel for each of my lost or left handguns Why did you need to undo your top trouser button Perhaps I'm picky, but I wouldn't wash with water that might have dead things in it. oh my god tell me you did that to be funny and thats not actually how it was left... I got mine with Master Quest when it was released, didn't come in that case though You look just like my friend Ike. I mean exactly like him I think it sounds f-ing awesome We can blame our government for that :(. The troops just follow orders. to this day i still dont really know why the US declared war on terror but sent troops to Iraq Who is she?! Great noodly appendages, that's insanity. Cola is already sugar sludge Makes it sound like a doughnut... Except it's not a doughnut! we can just make gun ownership illegal and then no bad people will do any more bad things with guns Oh my. 1974 didn't seem that long ago until you said that. Where the heck do you work, and how the heck can I work there? ....Why is the US release date in September? Charaus, Ice wraiths, slaughterfish, and hunger. okay this might be a long shot...but what IF....he just made up a reason to post a funny picture....and never claimed OP was his actual friend.... .... You haven't? At first I saw bullshits Samson is classy as hell with Dr. Fetus. That is one of the greatest ideas, I have *ever* seen This is fucking awesome! I must learn this. yea... I had to edit my mistake, I couldn't Bear it... I guess I've never used the über-huge maxi-max ones. Sounds like an internal decapitation without severing the neural tube. He's actually written several excellent books on ecology, the co-evolution of humans and other organisms, and other topics. I do think he dropped the ball on this one though As much as I hate to admit it. You are actually right. I think your frolicking was a bit too cute for me to handle. FMRI scan would be much scarier, would show what you are thinking. edit: ( I've gotten that pee feeling during sex before but got nervous and had him stop. I didn't know that was how it feels before you squirt Because... you have a chance to make money from your game playing? " i'm like... all over tha head confused Perhaps it was the area of PA you were in... I live in NJ, when I visit my partner there are like 10 within a 20 mile radius... Good luck with that. Let us know how it turns out. Oh no, obviously cows are kept in vegetable fields.. Team Legacy had well over 100 gold. The final night they had an army of siege golems. How can you even get that much gold in one weekend? Holy shit Matt Ogus' triceps OMG. Why is Kalimdor a panda? I still poop when the bathroom's full. Breaking out of the joke a bit here..... Where did you get this sticker from??? I'm actually placed right there Or my mum, who opens the door while simultaneously saying, "knock knock!". Whats student central? is this really okay to some people? Looks like it was deleted, about three days ago. Weird. Would explain why I couldn't find it, though. Literal It isn't. I don't think that's a feminist, they named their account dubstepjuggalo1337 Rick Berman was one of the people that created DS9 *How* on earth do you do this on an ipad? When did smallpox return? True, but still Oh my I really don't understand his videos since he is such a completely different person off youtube. Just trying to speak from personal encounters with the guy in that he does not act this way off youtube You go thru 15 pairs of underwear a week? I dont know what it is, but this actually terrifies me Just built a bigger version of this, will attempt to record it but without fraps its kicks me down to 2fps. Candice's body is like a fucking sculpture The reflections on your monitors are tripping me out. You hesitated to say no. I wasn't getting peed on, sorry cat-pee perfume is not attractive 136 drones Source? That cloud looks like it wants to eat my face. There needs to be a Luna or Derpy hoodie somewhere Fuu i cant even play with my hands that's what I came here to say too lol. I almost went and looked them up but I decided to tone down the creeper in me is it for Steam purchased copy and not for retail one?.. I can not think of a single thing I need more... it's Data....with a beard.....in the actual fur..... the fuck is this sorcery....? OMG, Jesus died in his 30s! That makes Christianity completely invalid! Doesn't seem to work for me either and I live in the US... what if the other person feels the same way? ( How exactly would you solve that without violating the laws of physics? I call anyone who drops some knowledge on me sensei :] or mr. myagi. and to answer your question... **NO** Waiting for the right moment Oh my god... We're ALL Simon! What do you mean by "perma-death"? What does dying less frequently have anything to do with this... Wait, 9 games is a lot? ..........what? I still consider the final battle to be of utmost epicness, dat soundtrack it's a fuck-you ferris wheel. Got a question for you... Are you... the guy? Singular? But then that would be sorta like what's happening here, because if you have people that leave Maplestory without telling anyone (which probably happens a lot) then you don't know which names to remove, so you would do a clean sweep once in a while, and everybody would have to add their names again, and then you lock permissions. thats exactly what's happening right now Notice the stuffed rat on the plate. they are not in alphabetical order Then where does the money go? dat source Shit, dude, I'm sorry if I touched a nerve, but spiders can climb anything TIL Michael Britten was Lucius Malfoy. Now we must wait to see if something awful happens. Oh wait. It's been over 2 weeks since this report. haha, that is awesome. I just discovered subways are open 24hrs. seriously was like Dis here cat ain't no hick ಠ_ಠ kinda retarded sometimes though... What do you mean her cycle went nuts Wow! I don't know if you're a poster child for or against alcohol are you complaining about the lack of OC of dragons fucking cars? Ok, bed time. I misread duck the first time through. "Carry a DNR" is one of the worst survival tips I've ever heard I've been doing that all my life Don't get me wrong. Microsoft has been a very interesting company lately, and I'm counting the days until Windows 8 RTM. I'm just not as excited as you seem to be. Funny, don't remember seeing it in r/atheism why is she the only one naked? WTF is an RA/CA? My first time it was a challenge to get it in. Looks like something an ex history teacher turned serial killer would make. drama on the internet lol. I am curious as to how this gives away someone's identity. Unless you were her "He's good"!? He just flushed his entire life down the shitter and his reply was "I'm good"?? I try to, but I always feel like I'm parroting... What do I say to her? Why would you even get in the drivers seat if you don't even know what the pedals do? Why would anyone downvote that?!? It's actually surprising how many people have mentioned Shinji thus far. I thought I would be a minority... It is morally the correct thing to do .. But in "King's Cross," Dumbledore EXPLICITLY mentions, "You were the seventh horcrux, Harry. The horcrux he never meant to make." I'm in a game. I was amazed to found out that Walt purchased the land at $180 an acre! WTH!? I use it all the time, what on earth are they thinking I'll take two. well you're definitely not a minority then You can also go back to kill the cannibals and Namira actually praises you. ahhh I had this happen while getting blown for the first time, two firsts in one....needless to say I stuck this face He's invincible ...so your mom told you she has a big penis? gee, but torchlight 2 is only $20 Tag it NSFW, fucking disgusting I literally pulled that guitar out of the case and went stilllllll???????...o_O....O_o .... As a monk: serenity. Dafuq? I r melee? Why would I want to create a zone where mobs can't walk? omg 6 for 3?!?! also 7 if you include the uncommon That's not using the customization system though. I guess for me, who gets really distracted by unit customization it was too much haha. I would waste hours on designing my scout. Sources for what? My professor's claim? No--I was trying to say that her statement was ridiculous. She seemed to be suggesting that the Roman Empire was really called the Holy Roman Empire *all the way through*, but people just call it the shortened down version. I didn't get a text I start to panic when I see people in costumes/masks that cover their face. It can be a scary costume, or just a cute bunny costume, it doesn't matter. If I can't see their face (even if I *know* who they are), I freak out. A little advice to anyone who shares the same "fear"...don't ever go to Disneyland with a broken arm/leg or any kind of visible injury. Every single costumed employee will want to interact with you. Did...did you just make a Dora the Explorer reference? I love the fact that this girl seems to be shown as an angel when really she was under age, got so drunk she fucking passed out and then claims she got raped o_O. I bet when she was drunk she gave her consent, ofc being that she was drunk the next day she would forget that she said anything and ofc though that she was raped Great response. 2 lvl 60s, didnt know about cntrl+hover for items The hell is that framerate All I've seen thus far is the stuff you can buy in the gem store! What about the quests? Lol, I came trying to be open/learn about the demands of other jobs, and I'm leaving feeling like I just got yelled at by someone in every profession. You guys need to calm down I think that lily and james would have been a bit more... um... "passionate" than Lucius and Cissy ( Agreed! I don't want to stick my fingers up there, too messy! Imagine, Mirror's Edge meets Amnesia. Yes!! The games humor was perfect. I actually never knew about the logo thing until just now. Wow. Nice lingerie set. Looking *quite* good. Good God, what does he feed you boys! Sexiness overload. Bucket seats in older trucks aren't all that uncommon. My 94 Ford Ranger has them For a second I thought you were propping it on some roadkill wow... I guess we're so simple that we don't even realize this Wait, what? Why don't you see how much your purchase COMES to WITH taxes included Still sucks Sorry, but that song does not scream wrestling to me. Its a matter of personal opinion. I never said I preferred the Nickelback song, I have no idea where you got that from. What do they have 200M xp in, and why are they on your FL? For playing Pokemon cards. It's quite ridiculous. Since our policemen are corrupt and can arrest people on circumstantial evidence, like arresting people for gambling even if it's just a friendly game of cards, my school forbade cards on school grounds. Apparently not just poker cards but pokemon cards. Because I'm totally gonna gamble over pokemon. Thankfully I was in good standing and after some appeals I got my cards back, but when the teacher opened the cabinet--wow they got a lot of pokemon cards in there. "His idea was to jump in front of passing cars" on a rural road at night. ( hes on Frontline... but I'm late with the re-application. Supposed to do it monthly, I did it maybe 2 months ago k this is where me being not a native English speaker becomes awkward. Glad this happened on reddit and not somewhere else Wait... I thought you grew your second penis when you were 18? careful now, he's gonna fly to Amsterdam and look you up now I was just thinking that. If it was to scale, those mountains would be hundreds of miles high swimming with other peoples STDs My ex was on OkC for 10 days before we met. We had our date, and spent large portion of the next two days together. We were official after the third day, and were together for 2 1/2 years. Yes that's true, but I really don want her to be disappointed, actually I tried, but I don't have real arguments except for my paranoids about it. neither I don't think she could arrive to make me this... I guess so That's a very interesting fetish... Christopher I'm 2^n or n^2 on almost all The dude supports intelligent design... The universe would clip? I really should stop clicking prematurely... Apparently, if you mock somebody in there it makes you look bad according to trolls? That I did not know. If you are trying to imply that you just googled these specific products for lulz then know that you are not fooling anyone. We know... WE KNOW I thougt yiu shouldnt take tower early if winning on bot and top I have to get me some a-England polish I could never imagine going through this Just a tad curious here...what is Freecycle? We've made a terrible mistake... Looks around........... **DROP KICK**........ ouch. Haha you might be right there sir What if you haul lumber? I did how is it even possible to put a kitten in a sock, so that he would lay still after that you got stuck at level 55 Do i know you Looks oddly interesting, Oh my God I LOVED Age of Mythology! So what exactly do we do? As for stalking, I am right outside your house already I was thinking "frock." I must have that thought just about every day. Holy moly I have a person inside of me I actually jumped off a roof while drunk and hurt my liver. what the fucking fuck? Or worse, it could be an Instagrammed snapshot of another monitor. Yes I've considered those /Crown Vics. I think they're pretty classy. A huge gas guzzler though. I'm sitting like this right now I need that first one without the "Avatar" word. You son of a bitch. That...That bong... It's so awesome but how does he know how close the towns are to him? is that already installed or do you have to manually do it? Fuck, that's a hell of a fuck up. I'm sorry about that. What the fuck did I just read.... I was in biology class once. My friend is very Christian but not in your face about it. During a discussion about evolution, she goes, "I don't believe that because God made us all." She is a very smart kid, but sometimes it's like, Wait... what? You can be arrested for swearing around policemen? ... Can it really be that stressful and hard? I've never watched the show either Forget the rape! I never noticed that before. Things like gravity and mass and acceleration and human anatomy haven't changed for, I don't know, like 6,000 years, since the earth was created. ##Oh God! I Can See Forever! Are you half black and half filipino? I just heard... could be a major announcement re Rossi/Yamaha tomorrow How'd he get the address You have *got* to be kidding me. Love Shack is traditional...? ... theres a trilogy now? It's Emeril's recipe, from his book Louisiana Real & Rustic, idk if it would be legal to give out the recipe here. It did take about 6 hours of simmering and 2 weeks of aging in a jar The music made it sound so epic What if you accidentally slept with Akamaru I still need you to tell me how you beat me so bad with Heimer at some point. There are 6 by 6 rubiks cubes? Russell doesn't have internet? Every single one? Fairly sure white cells die all the time NOTHX, not thirsty any more. I just watched the vod again to make sure the ending didn't cut off... It is there, I ended up dying oh god whoaa where did you get those? As in where do you live. Nothing like this exists anywhere in toronto. All G3.5 I don't have stairs That's always a little scary to think about. Like the women that have to get their's surgicaloy removede We have a dog just like that, but bigger, and his haairs curlier The school that I teach has is employing someone who doesn't know how to add or rhyme. She's a first grade teacher. Well, next year she will be teaching third grade. She told me she will need my help for the math. But I don't have internet.. From the friendlies there have been, those three are miles ahead of the rest.. PSG looks really scary this year, they still havent even played with a full squad yet do you guys ever play sc2 all day, go to sleep, dream about starcraft and wake up feeling like you never slept? Where did I see this? This is in Prague, right? Ahahaha. It looks like the Ragged Flagon...but the skulls make it look like I will be with the followers of Namira soon. I would love it because I just got Premium about a less than a week ago and i spent all my Steam Wallet to fill up my Spy class. I would love to have a misc for the Spy to make me look EXTRA SNEAKY just kidding lol. Love the spy and play it very often. I didn't buy any games during summer sales just spent on TF2 This is kind of related, but one day I was so bored that I decided to go on Omegle. My social life has been down in the dumps lately, so I decided to ask a question about what to do to improve my social life, and over the course of an hour 10 people told me to kill myself. Holy cow. Well, thank you! I had no idea... Me too brother. and I live in Wisconsin He stares into your soul. Wait, you're throwing poop paper in the bin instead of the toilet? Was anyone watching chucks last call afterward? He went off on some dude, told him he was dumb and should turn his car on, listen to some sinatra and go to sleep until the carbon monoxide kills him. I wanna know what the guy said, I wasn't paying that much attention before that. The layout of that page... My cousin is a hostess at a bar & grill. She banned these 3 hood rats from the bar. They show up a couple weeks later and jumped her and stole her purse. Well, the cops found out who they were. So she shows me the pics the girls took of themselves on her phone. One of the girls was in Kindergarten with me. My cousin just turned 18, I'm 29 I'm staring at your username and trying to figure out if it implies a narwhal raping someone in the anus, or a narwhal getting ass raped. Holy shit, I was just camping this weekend and that exact kind of bug landed on my shoulder.. my friend tried to pull it off by the antennae but he clung on my shirt so strongly it just ripped of pleasantly... It doesn't look like he has a rope Going to infosec was a huge eyeopener. Pretty much any company that isn't: gigantic, a tech company, or a company that has already been attacked is severely lacking in security. Talking to people that work in the security field was really depressing hearing how little security most companies have. Basically, it isn't important until it is important is the attitude most seem to have towards it. I'll have to msg my friend I went with about the gov agency that got asked some questions that really made me How could you forget to mention the 'dog meat stew'? Interesting how you have a photo from your surveillance.... I think I'm living in the wrong country. don't say you don't love opiates anymore, heroin was my true love and best friend, I miss it alot sometimes. hhahaha! uptokes for sure - this made me laugh. little trip down nostalgia road! TROGDOR!!! dundundundunnnn burninating the country side!!! burning the village....eating the people....^damn ^i'm ^old Now he holds it against his face What is it!? haha I know that guy I don't get it. Is this supposed to be hard to do? Smoking the pot obviously led to a strong desire to try pancakes = gateway drug What freaking link did I just click that took me to "p0rn"? hmm... i dunno then. Ostrich jerky Wow you are really pretty! Like a Barbie doll! Recently, I've been receiving more attention - something which never happened before. I've noticed men talking to me more openly, men staring at my boobs (like These names you guys have I have sexsomnia, I do a lot in my sleep Is the couple next to the forever alone guy both girls? SO weird... I JUST finished watching Harold and Kumar go to white castle ...is that alexis texas?? I'm surprised the clothespins didn't have an effect.. It looks so difficult to play the elementalist as a clicker Don't teens just naturaully rebel from what their parents want/are? So why do you think they need your help to do this? Because they want what they believe is best? What if she's already a ginger, and lying about having a soul? So you can afford internet that fast but not a computer that fast? TIL this also voxelsniper!, shit son you're not playing around I worked fast food for 3 years whilst in college, nothing like this remotely happened to anyone feb 9th ( How did you lose 30 pounds in 3 weeks? I saw that guy in Shreveport Louisiana months ago. Whats with Stonewall and trap pics? It's becoming a problem That zombie tux. Oh my. Leona "manly"? did i miss something? Fluttershy is so bright! Good to know I've been doing my bras right! It honestly astounds me that it isn't obvious to women when their bra isn't right, but I guess it's a sure thing i'M lOoKiNg FoR mY s0u1mAt3 aNd 5oMe0nE sEnT mE tHiS wAy l0o0l. There is no water in masayaf... How could assasssins learn to swim? if this is what you do at work what the hell do you do at home?? It looks like the top 6 have powerfull GPU's ... i know. Avresti dovuto programmare la cosa almeno da Febbraio... i biglietti erano esauriti a 5 minuti dalla messa in vendita. Do you think it's just a coincidence that Tom Hardy's character in Inception is called "Eames"? Wickd's look. Not sure if I want to now At first I thought it said Voldemort. Are we sure that's actually her and not her stunt double? It doesn't even look like her CLG doesnt do that so much hipster in just one picture Yeah, we've all seen that one played out before....does your wife know yet? I don't understand why people tag their pics [f] in this subreddit... you know, happy**girls** Mine is gone too or breathing air i got like 10-20 fps boost with oc compared to default clockspeed _Toll-dough_? I never watched the movie but I heard that they changed Aang's name but I never thought it was be to Ong. That's just dumb. Also, they made Sokka an Earth Bender? Seriously... WTF did he say? I am wondering about the fact that this thread is in /r/starcraft ... ...I read your username as "Charging My Asian" People do that second one? And... I would believe you if I didn't know any better. Wundert mich das es überhaupt aufgefallen ist I read this as " bought a BEAR aaanndd....." Karmadecay showed nothing, so i believed. More fool me. About that gap that keeps people from jumping up the pyramid. Why not just jump on the blocks behind the statues? I was thinking more along the lines of 75-100. nossa, que evolução I'd say there's a very good chance since I started there in August '09 and just stopped in February... I feel like my username is being compromised here Ohhh nice one. But normally it is. So people will be like okay WTF is that? Good question I am single and haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years...someone date me Did they have FF turned off? A couple times when the tanks were shooting into a building or two, their own guys were in there...soo.... ( I think it's "staring" at the shadows, which makes it even freakier... chicken is already fairly low-cal That's like 25 champs Yeah..my code might be fairly obfuscated though..and I haven't really written in comments I got mine already ...Is that....is that good? I'm not sure how to feel about that Or maybe you do know someone who does cocaine or heroin Or can he... ... Is that a cat? I never blame the jungler. I main top lane, if we pull of a gank I thank him and tell him gj. If the jungler didn't gank I wouldn't even have an assist let alone a kill, and I don't expect the jungler to gank my lane all day. That said, I do get slightly pissed off if the jungler doesn't gank at all and just roams around the mob camps, even after laning is over. I'm twelve years old and what is this? OH MAN, Now I am excited. Nyx Assassin <(o_O<) <(O_O)> (> D..does Ryan Gosling have a dog between his crotch??? Reptilian "O-face". I thought the Demon's Spear had the longest reach? Drift bike? Why does the word 'do' make me feel like you were trying to prove me wrong and not confirm my theory Can we be friends? Is that a little nipple action i see This.torchlight.is.awesome. Oh amazing "wat" is shorthand for "what?!? Agreed. I got a wild hair and decided to look up how much it would cost to buy one of those machines as an investment. I don't know about redbox but there's a couple companies where those things are independently owned. Dude, it's like over ten thousand dollars for one of those things. I decided I was gonna buy a soda vending machine instead. Ammo in the mail? What are they keeping in Cracow? That sounds like a really good idea Your ":X" smiley is seriously making me feel uneasy. What is it even supposed to represent/make the reader feel? To me it reads as if you say some sentence, and then suddenly clutch your hands in front of your mouth and are ashamed for having said it. Is that what you are aiming at? You watched it for three minutes? I love how the cat on the far side has an Asstastic! The fuck is sma? Have you been spying on my life? wait, really not a man Same thing happened with a protein powder that I ordered When did I become a novelty account again? Well, the renovations made it really open an....wait, what? I'll have to either look at videos or try it myself. I have issues with some of the things you are saying... Has anyone tried strawberries? Because cosmics are better cash? Have I not looked at rune prices in a while...they were like 40gp each she loves you. but she doesn't express it in the way you're comfortable with. oh man. i wouldn't know what to do either But in Orphan Rock is where the Nettlebane is. There are enemy hags there and a Hagraven. Which one is the witch you're talking about? pooping I was sitting there with one left and I realized I forgot Dark Side of the Moon Quick downvote him!!! He speaks ill of socialist healthcare! Why didn't you just smash the bastard? ENSIFERUM!! \m/ In my mind, a furry iphone cover appeared... .... Madam. It's going to omnomnom you from the inside out what time does it start? Why didnt I receive anything from Sven? when was Martian Manhunter "popular"? nice - have a load of mf boots Could you take a really hot photo and PM it to me, and share it with no one else? P.S. I think you could charge for these and make a fortune, especially if you take requests. Actually, why not post a little to the gonewild subreddit? Who's driving the what now? Gay men are allowed into straight bars I see no reason why it shouldn't be vice versa so yeah I would sue you but the real question is....why am I going into a gay club when I'm straight TIL. If you ever get the opportunity, do it! It comes highly recommended from me. :) Aside from Marc Bianchi of HSH, I've never come across anyone kinder from the music industry. She didn't hesitate to answer any of my questions, she signs everything I bring always (I just bring the stuff for reminders for my questions I made that comment 3 weeks ago Why was jyggalag not under the daedric princes? You designed that book? Turgidity... hmmmm this made my nipples hard Huh. What happened to the post that was at the top of this subreddit a half hour ago? because it's NOT 2007. Not creepy at all. Flattered that this cute girl responded to me Illuminate takes up the whole laaaaane Your telling me The part of me that imagined humans doing the raping says yes, but rape is rape... Shit on their bed.. Oh dear lord you answered Togo loves nothing more then chicken wings. If we make them, we always give him a scrap bone with some meat on it. He tears into it, then cracks the bone like it was a toothpick and eats all the marrow out of it. Cannibal birds I'm from Australia, yet, I also assume all redditors are from america The first time I used it, I had Lydia killed by the explosions while we were fighting draugrs in High Gate Ruins. ph...i like her... Even if they only did this for goblins let's say, that would still be awesome ... This is..wow..props. Props to you. I could never do all that. I know (Question: are you a guy or a girl? what's bible college? Mother of god.... Vaseline testing on animals? I have curly hair and people always feel the need to touch it The wendigo picture was just foot prints in the snow I think. That story was scary. Don't gotta tell me twice. The chest hair really helps add to the "young female" look. It brings the whole ensemble together... 40 foot Voldemort As an opposing soldier, how difficult do you think it would be to have to shoot at him? It's a double barrel gang bang on the Winchester I kinda like it when they put my alcohol in the brown paper bag.... Where Dat Azz...... I too have seen what should be considered "worse," but for some reason this of all things is actually bothering me. TIL walruses can whistle I concur. Rockstar did a marvelous job with this game. I'm a bit of a graphics whore, (okay I'm a MAJOR graphics whore...) So that's half of my love for this game. Have you SEEN the horses? So rescue him! o_O And grab a few other fish when no one's looking while bagging the pleco. Why the hell are you asking reddit? I actually have an uncle ed I ask the same of > xDD Did you not even read the TL:DR? ...Completely missed the point of the whole thread You know what, I'm starting to think that's a One-zee with a diaper on the inside I'm so happy to be in Canada where I don't have to deal with any of this Chic-Fil-A BS, either that or I don't go outside enough OMG! I never even noticed that! It took me like five minutes to see it... Slughorn accidently calls ron rupert... Like rupert grint! I am amazed ( Do you have cameras in my apartment Slender is fucking terrifying They're due for a win against the #1 team? Ohhh man...I remember seeing the gypsy pink eye shadow look a while back, and I had no idea you were a man. Cant. Unsee... Don't worry, it's clearly an easy thing to forget. Oh my... I had no idea they'd allowed for ANY key to be used as modifier Oh god, *setuptools* isn't ported to Python3? That was so sweet, then i spotted your username, now i feel weird Yea I dunno This exists? Chew? These things have teeth? A wallpaper for what? Oh right, I thought there were quite a few clips of him on land i would like to see, if your last example would actually work So many people running ghost I work at a hospital The liquor store near me doesn't use bags at all. I always feel so self-conscious walking out of there with armloads of hard liquor... people point and stare. Holy shit, you've lost just slightly less than I weigh. ... ....Apparently so is the german sheppard sitting in the front row You mean they don't actually need a valid reason? And there's nothing like a cancelation period? They can hire you if they have the need for an extra employee for a few weeks and just fire you if they don't need you anymore? Damn, that's brutal! I love how they're all half naked model man types with bottles... except the idiot in the jacket with the water cooler bottle, and some random fat guy with a glass by a window 1-2k wow...that's a lot of leather strips Sadly, my first thought was the software as well (and I don't even study accounting Wicked WTF did I just watch All those magikarps at the bottom I've had a very long hair few years ago. Now I'm bold but in some of my dreams I still have hair. The only problem is that I seem to stay in lower layers of lucid dream so when I figure out I have long hair I justify it through dream logic....Scumbag brain=>of course hair can grow that long in two days, that's perfectly normal How young are you? I really hope that's just a typo. Isn't it just a touch ironic that your article there makes a point to say that "This is about menacing and bullying people into conforming or paying the price." What is wrong with his eye How old are you You're asking -us-? I'm normally level two by the time I get to Riverwood This thing is horribly expensive How do you test Vaseline on animals? As a guy just coming out of their teens, how the hell could anyone live like that? >gf: its easy enough picking up guys at clubs but i would never wantt to sleep with any of them Belial was by far my favorite boss. It was the only boss battle to really catch me off guard and make my eyes go came here to say this, Is that girl at the back pretending to lick a vagina....? mother of god..the money spent trying to make one of them.. you almost got yer tits out It's not censored! Is there a source for this? I was eating a bowl of lucky charms when I read that Uhhh.. what's that on her back? OHHHHHHGOD..... Um... Doctor? DOCTOR!? for a second i thaught that the Umbilical Cord was a familiar. Wow! THEN I SHALL PLAY A MONK ON MISTS OF PANDARIA!!!!! It's so bright. Where the hell does it say that? DA FUQ?!? But but but but...you're only 22 Shit...I'm 34 now. I were standing with my partner as provision for a parade. Than a young man came to our car and aksed us a single question: "Would you like a blowjob from my girlfirend" i friendly denied with my partner. who has a phone anymore wow for real? that is epic... I used to all the time until they installed cameras. So uh why'd you ask for a sexy enderman men in black people? that means u have 1 week to get to 90 figure out the talents u want and gear up before raiding and arenas come out... My friend is actually really smart [3.9 gpa through university doing kinesiology] and an amazingly hard worker and one of the nicest people I know. She recently got a puppy and he's on a grain free diet. He's teething and I told her to give him apples to chew on to help with the pain. She turns to me and says, 'do apples have grain in them?'. \ I find your name funnier than the picture Galactik football? i don't think q's cd gets lowered It looks terrible and all the reviews confirm its terrible. In the last dream that I remember I had adopter four baby lions that were supposed to somehow control the gold price over the world. Today is the day of finding people I know on Reddit. If it were a ticket sized tattoo, I can understand that. That would be cool actually, but the entire arm of just text is...odd People who use stuff like (⌐ Yo me inscribí al intercambio de libros, mis regalos llegaron de Malasia *Arkham City* is spectacular, but some people found it a little overwhelming due to the sheer amount of stuff they put in (not unlike *Skyrim*). *Spider-Man 2* came out forever ago, maybe in 2002, and I'm just now realizing *Spider-Man 2* came out ten years ago. NOT on the level of go back to your country? when i read that part of your story i was like Wtf is that hanging above the doorframe? They are the same person? Another thing is direct trading... If there is a guy standing right beside me who wants to buy my sword for 1 silver why can't I just trade directly to him? I've never been one to use the auction house in all the mmo's i've played but I still like to be able to trade directly. The lack of direct trading confuses me to no end In the bathroom? My local radiostation posts a "KatHouse girl of the day" on facebook every day and a couple days ago she was on it. I was like I still don't see the car Vodka eyeballing?! That reminds me of this kid in my class in school, we were 9 or 10. He claimed he was fluent in two languages, 'English' and 'American'. Anyone else think it was an owl or dick? " That, or it's the first step to self-replicating machines! Oh, fuck! You found the Deck of Many Things! Does that sign behind him say Man Mary's powerbottom? You mean beyond just getting her pregnant? Why dont you play Lee Sin or AD carries to raise ur elo? I would Oh my fucking god, she looks amazing O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ Is that guy in the background peeing against the wall? Are those baby SWORD fish? With GOLDFISH? I'm not so much into the guy that plays him, but I was strangely aroused by that voice. Urf, when did you come out of the closet? (⌐ i don't think they would have to? What school?? I grew up in Mississippi until i got to 7th grade. Are you in Central Mississippi? Like Brandon, perhaps? It looks like he has cancer for a penis That meat looks intimidatingly scary (that's what she said). This was 25 years ago It was like ten bucks. At first I was like There was young laddie named yeah i get most of em.. but the two rings on the left with the pointy bit edit: OH do they cradle the balls and rub the taint? Watching that movie at any age is a bad idea. This is very eye opening for me, I never imagined the situation you're in to be possible. I think if you just stay your good natured self, that you'll be just fine. I think reddit will more than gladly help and keep the trolls out at the same time. Just remember not to tire reading all our comments, you can get back to us in a day or a week, we won't mind. You don't have to answer all of us either, I think most of us are here for support. I'm afraid if I met you in real life we might have a serious language barrier because I used facial and body expressions to communicate a lot unless most of what I used you have memorized already I have you tagged as liking turtles... What was so funny about all that? you obviously care enough to post here Very sharp, the d2 steel holds a good edge, surprised at the way the serrations were sharpened as well as the reverse edge being sharpened too. Made it a little hard to split wood when it tears up your hammer log well damn I never noticed it at first....then after I read online that that happens, I shitted bricks Am I missing something? You're a minority in America? Shiiiiiiiiiiit! That is one fancy looking mouse I watched the video... worst thing I ever did, I was left shaken for a good two days. Go forth and spread the love! wait marketing budget steadily increasing r&d steadily down... More importantly, that many people on a skyblock server must be a nightmare How do I do that Im sorry I ever stumbled acrossed that anyone else freaking out at those sun patterns? Me want Scumbag saint? I need to know where I can get something like this in stores I wasn't being serious Did anyone else read that in Sterling Archer's voice? the dreaded ecaf rekop.. a stoner's worst nightmare You made 2 thralls? I think that's a decent explaination of things whether it's completely accurate or not. I don't understand all the downvotes unless it's the people you possibly mentioned Not sure how much worse it could be, he was basically making a habit out of breaking into her house really dunno why something like this gets downvoted? I ask something and ppl just dislike? The cat give me attractiveness? Holy shit, just casually play that off... mental image of hand puppet wearing moms lipstick ... So serious Oh hell yes! If you are talking about chronic/kryp/whatever you call the dank... How the **FUCK** do you get $40 zones? Can you use teleport and use her passive as well? What gender bias? Do you mean hair-length bias? I'm confused Reminds me of Phoenix Wright.. Dude, you're a god. OMG my reaction is the same! I don't think I was trying to make them go anywhere did avast remove specific steam-related game files? thats what happened to me I was on Facebook and found it as an advertisement on the sidebar. Sadly, I couldn't make it larger You my friend... deserve a salute... I don't recall seeing any. Maybe I missed them. yeah.. but i mean, he IS still within the white lines though Yeah. Way to take things way out of context he kicked so hard her hair turned black... he got the frozen icee-pops just for you kids HOLY SHIT! People are using inb4 again Going through that vault was so terrifying because of those fucking spore things Ahhhh shit I just tried that and freaked myself out Closest I ever was in the a lone wolf op was like top 120 in FFA. I was like Deliverance rape scene. I can never unsee Hmm what you wrote seems right. I disagree with saying questions about god are not scientific in nature though. By studying what is created, shouldn't there be some mark of the creator? I don't know the answer to that question though. I don't know anything HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE. You look just like Pete Wentz I knew the prevailing theory of the continents being one land mass but... who knew it was called pangaea? J'zargo is a member of the College, not a citizen of Winterhold. Winterhold isn't even really a city Haha me too, never burned me at all AV, swearing. I watch these kind of shows when i'm bored, We're the perfect assassins is it really worth that much? I absolutely could not attack or question the validity of your perspective itself, i could only question how much weight it held against other perspectives. I've never actually heard of a rape clock What, the space is ignored... kuweatherman.. from kcsr?.. ....wat clearly all whirls should function like helicopters. This happened to me one time. I accidentally left the back sliding door to my place open and took a nap on the couch. I wave up with a cat laying on my stomach and I'm petting it. I wake up and we both look at eachother like pedo turf wars. wut Hover over the picture in the article... "Far-off-galaxy" Looks very like a philosophy teacher at my college Digital insertion? Chubby Finn? I used to know this coke head lesbian couple who told me and a few other people that their periods synced up and they 69 on their periods and have a contest to see who can get the most blood out. Ah, silly phones. I didn't quiet understand your other comment, either. It made sense, and then I got lost And that's fine. I don't think they should be suing either, but I'm just taken aback by all the cursing and name calling of the girl that died Just being a member of the Creed in general. Specifically during the Civil War. That'd be really interesting Is that Alfred Hitchcock on the pizza box? Did you consent and then put her in prison yourself? And then proceed to have more sex with her? The card shop in your town gives away Cards? Did you father follow this code? Just watched the made for TV intro to Battlestar Galactica... We dry off almost the same way. And I love scrivener, if your name is a reference to that writing software Right now I have this strangest feeling, like I'd unintentionally given a purpose for your existence. I love that color scheme on the R6/R1. The dealership near me has an R1 in that scheme and it's #46 Haha the triple jump is an olympic event A little kid bust open the stall when I was dropping a deuce at work. He just kind of froze and gave me a Everybody has Goliath dicks. I've wasted hours of my life on these It's really strange to think that I've seen that little girl naked at this point. Was this the same kind of "science" that designed the computer or mobile device she used to post this comment? If so we might want to keep an eye on her as well. Jesus...that's a piece of rebar on there isn't it Comb I'm almost 100% sure it's a bug. I can't see a damaging skill having invincibility frames on it Veigar Verne Troyer, I need to see it now ...what? Such a cool rad mount. wow .. even crows watched BW huh? why is that? upvoted for relevance, but damn dude TIL Reddit has a subscription thing That's not the OP Shame on your repost karma grab attempt of this image macros. I never thought of it in that context. Her eyes don't even quiver or blink i think i have pretty decent feet actually Not at all. Morpha is a really easy boss. Although I have seen some lesser experienced Zelda friends of mine have trouble with Gohma.... Holy shit, this was my thought exactly. The way my window is set, that was the top line, "I recently blew my male friends," I No jumping in an MMO is a bit silly. It is one of those features that just makes me go "Really?.... You can't jump?" For no apprent reason either Jeez, I'm not a fast cyclist (since I barely started). Out of curiosity, how long was your commute when you first started in April? I've seen the movie three times and I never noticed this GTFO Wow! How come i'm lagging? I'm normally playing 1.2.5 100% vanilla, And i get about 250 fps, Here i'm getting about 80 on minimal settings? I was about to say the same thing Oh, really? Judging by this comment, I am slightly scared that you are the friend I am talking about I'm a complete noob and tried out the game for the first time a few nights ago. At one point the server froze up and I disconnected because it became unplayable. Luckily I managed to log onto another server pretty quickly. Strangely enough, I still had all of my items from the previous server and I was in the same spot where I left off. Heh, funny. 9/10. Though I'm afraid if this really happened, the pastor wouldn't be o_o but instead have some religious comeback that would probably make you I thought he became a thumb lived in NYC for a year (from MI)... probably not a surprise to most, but I initiated about 98% of them. It always seemed to catch people off guard I think this must be a cam from some sort of an early pre-release screening or something before they decided on the final cut because what I watched in the theater was a little different from this. Imagine knowing the login server is down while logged in. "I'm never ever leaving this zone. I will farm here forever Holy shit dude, ive wasted so much time on this site, i just found out too that scp-087 has been made into a game. I don't understand this. What's Pirate Bay? I certainly don't know what is. Nah-uh. I'm sure nobody here understands this. o_O Oh ... So ... I can get all the hugs I want without actually physical contact. I'm feeling deja vu Ray William Johnson? Why did you do such a thing? He has already done a Diana piece as well please cross post to both? please? Hahaha, 2 month old comment I'm bleeding from the eyes... General Mills came out against the ban, too! I do find it odd that Target, a company who has offered great benefits to gay couples, won't publicly declare its opposition. That combined with their donation to MN Forward makes me a bit Love is best drug You gotta be kidding? I read the "guide" I am surprised men and women do this Yeah, I thought so I think what was most I try to not rage as much too but some people are so stubborn. One guy when I recommended he buy boots after 15 min because he had none, he insisted he didn't needed them. This was as Yi... Sadly, it's because of censorship. It's a family show but I guess the word "dong" was less offensive. I think redditors that like to correct grammar try to correct grammar whenever they notice it "VERDAMMT NOCHMAL" 101 If this is what you get, I wonder what is said about me... Well then, we're agreed. Noone likes her anymore?! Wow, the Nats caught a baserunner stealing for the first time since June 13. I'm too high for this shit Jeff Goldbloom as..........The Fly! Those are amazing! I have never heard someone say "licking" out, but I guess that's much less carnal than "eating out" When did orgasming during sex become a childhood habit? there are 54 commonwealth members? Exactly my point, hence the Live Ohio, spent entire summers in Michigan and now I'm getting married there! In less than 2 months to. Did... did that need to be an image? I don't want to cram too many miracles into the deck, I already mull every once in a while when I get 2 bonfires in hand I don't want to see what would happen with 5+ miracles >Edit 2: Not sure why the team name is Evil Geniuses when we aren't affiliated with them in any way. I can't come up with words because my face is still doing this: The lens flares are heart shaped... Ugh, no kidding. There is a doctor at the urgent care clinic in my hometown who will give you a Z-pack and ask if you want vicodin for basically anything you go in for. If it's more serious he ups it to something harder. It's like what the hell. O_o I've ALWAYS WONDERED if there was something wrong with my eyes growing up. How did you get a picture of this Wait... you like hearing about your dad's package that much, let alone at all? You look like Tom Felton.... Not true? He said that he's experimented with men. What are you trying to craft Or the purple side... Whoa, and this is only 771 words! That's nearly double!!! Shimono Hiro sure has some... "saucy" roles this season That bulge Dem eyes Im a guy and my legs are crossed hahaha i was like I am, and what BBT reference? I watch the show, but didn't make any purposeful references to it I'm really not sure how to respond to that uh... Do you still get half credit? Where do you guys keep finding these places? Why? What did you do with it? I should get gauges. Never seen that Senjougahara figure before Are you suuurrreeee... In the Reddit sense or the real life sense? IceFrog is God. 512!? In 2003!? That's a creepy way of putting it Wingception The first 5 or 10 seconds 4-0? There are only 4 Teams in a group? Holy fuck!!! WTF Fucking fantastic! How do i actually spam laugh over and over ? Not possible for me to spam it before the first laugh end it, however i can do it with taunt HOLY CRAP!!! DAMN DUDE!!! This game.... That game was so insane. 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Damn When they came on the stage I was like "Moscow..6? damn So this is why some people go afk without saying anything Perhaps so - none of this was ever pointed out to me. I just got curious about it one day when I was getting my eyebrows done and asked the lady, "Do I .. have a chin hair problem? Does it need to be threaded?" and she was immediately like "Let me go get the thread. Yes, it needs to be done. Lip, too." -- granted, that's their business for money. But I don't think they can thread anything if it's not there Sorry, I wrote that on my phone Indeed, very scary... Thanks, I kinda have an obsession These are big You really don't see a difference? i screamed like the geek girl i am when i saw him. fucking Meredith Vieira had no idea who he was Not sure, the logo is right-side up if I mount the fan upwards. I guess it was too much trouble for Antec to flip a sticker? Are you for real? If you're a troll then you're doing a pretty amazing job, but if you're being sincere you definitely got some issues. euwwww... Why not...just do it in the shower? You're a slow burning kind of stupid aren't you? Yup! That's why I highlighted the fact that it's his first message. You've been to Amsterdam three times and are unfamiliar with the Red Light District? I have a 1gp waiting for a phat. For 3 years. What the hell is that for a weird link so much porn Woah, I went to primary with an Ainslie.... You're not her, are you? If someone could get me Pax TF i would be so freaking happy As someone who works at a self-serve yogurt shop with a tip jar, you have no idea how much damn work went into making that yogurt availible for self-serve. I'm probably the only one who read that as "jizzlin'" ... Looks a bit like Elton John zofran is amazing, the constipation is terrible but after ending up in the hospital (yeahhh won't go into detail on that one Even so, it's kind of weird how Aang and Katara just laugh ikt off in season one My only question is why are you creeping through your parents room/stuff? You--you poop longer than you sleep? million? Wow. How did this become a rage filled debate about Fizz? Well, someone has to be first * shudder* hopefully twitter is next. I can only see all the faggots who constantly post their trivial lives as representing the worst of humanitys narcissism. by the way, I rape my daughter everyday. How do they justify 50 dollar tickets Nope! The armor wouldn't protect at all, lose the armor on boobs and ass, jk. But the real problem isn't the armor, it's actually better than biowares, but, those eyes In that order? that sounds like a kitten's absolute worst nightmare I really like it, but why would there be tags (graffiti) on the table? I like their music but swimmer? What other talents is he hiding Is this Thomas? This looks a lot like Thomas. There are a lot of misconceptions in this thread.Allow me to bring you a Swiss perspective.First, about our tax rates. Those are set at the cantonal level and the federal level has basically no power on those issues. So pressuring our federal government is not going to get you anything other than pissed off cantons. Your negotiating partners on this would be the cantons themselves and in any cases it's going to be a rough battle because if the cantons don't like the Swiss federal government telling them how to set up their taxes, imagine how they'll react when it'll come from other countries (just think how you'd react if, say, China started pressuring your country to raise your taxes).On the subject of our banks. I don't think the Swiss people particularly care for the tax evaders using our system. The crux of what we care about is privacy. A right which is enshrined in our constitution and that is taken very seriously here.We have a deal with England, Austria and Germany which solves the problem of tax evasion without losing privacy.Basically it forces the banks to automatically tax the accounts of those countries' nationals at a default rate that is higher than the real tax rate. The banks just dump the money in a single paiement so noone knows who owns how much.Then everyone can chose to either declare his bank account and get reimbursed the difference between the actual tax rate they own and the default tax rate or they can just eat the default tax rate and keep their money secret (this can be useful when your country decides to confiscate the money of some population segments, it happened a few times in Europe in the 20th century).This deal was accepted by the Brits, the Austrians and has wide popular support in Switzerland. Some Germans are blocking theirs because they want to retroactively tax those accounts at up to 75% But AJ is up there But the humidity... The shadow looks like a high heel One saturday morning i went to the post office and there was a line. The last person in the line was an old lady. BEcause there was a big space between her and the next person and she was leaning against the counter I asked her if she was in line... And it just went like " Do I look like i am just standing here taking some fresh air? ... You f***ing latinos think that you can just come and do whatever you want" ... I just stood there like i just smoked a joint, but I'm wearing those same exact shorts right now SO. MUCH. PORN. Is this really.....true? Holy shit, that's thick I know! Haha My first thought was that they were all standing around dropping food on the floor, picking it up, and eating it... The four-year-old boy I babysit for says "bamboobies" instead of "Bamboozle"... I'm also convinced he has a boob fetish at age four That helmet is so badass! Has anyone ever checked this bot's comment karma?..... In my game I'm also a bosmer archer, and Faendal is my best friend my face... Chauster... Sleeping? loloolololololololololololololol seriously. When did you start feeling the benefits? I'm almost two weeks in and haven't noticed any change at all. Not even more horniness. Then stop posting adorable pictures of your dog of Facebook, stupid bitch. Did anyone else notice how Luna looks sad? You don't need to breed to get Thunder Fang. that looks like my apartment 2, 7 and 8 are extreme O_o .... then how would you know for sure? Maybe he did hit her and didnt want to seem like a dick on reddit What guns did you have on you? I thought he was term limited. No... at least, I...I hope not. Wow, that's bad. I've been called a dirty mexican before, but at least I'm hispanic For me I think this makes the more exciting fight than GSP and Diaz personally, the brutally aggressive ground and pound of Rory vs. The sleek submissions and gracie jiu jitsu of Nick. Gives me goose bumps just thinking about it Too fucking true. Then I get scared that I'm actually not being paranoid and there's really someone in the house. Imagine smoking a good sized blunt filled with that dank... Dear lord. Found this... some friends made it... Didn't even know they were bronies! wow that's great/classy! Going through your old posts...I'm becoming such a fan That's not how you spell it. It's Snow Golem. I watched it twice… Not sure what to think of that reply ( My boyfriend told me he pulled one of my hairs out of his foreskin once I like you as well. I find it funny your account led me here Not only is this a repost, but you didn't even take the time to crop that shit. Soy de zona centro y jamás he comido eso Well now........... I did that just the other day... try having both! lol my husband is colorblind (not too bad though.. just has issues telling the difference between blue and green.. and sometimes red and purple I literally stopped watching this about minutes ago. In America? I want that stir-fry like i have never wanted any food ever I live there... Now I am going to think about that all the time too delish 2 days! The Desert Sun? Could it be? Another redditor who lives in the valley? oh my god...i need to start getting all the monies Wait, since when do we have coloured coins? It's the video of the brick hitting the windshield? I don't want to watch it again but just thinking about that happening You know it's weird cause you're showing off your sexy figure but all I could think about at the last pic was we have the same guitar and we both read Sandman ...Tell me it was streamed so there is a recording of this to watch This is awesome It says 5/04/2012 on the screenshot in all seriousness, the Ti bar is cool but seems more like a novelty item. i cant for the life of me even find what the spot price is for TI....i doubt there even is one. Very chilling, what would be intense is if you maybe had like a kid, and when you came home, you caught him watching it and when you looked at the video screen, the door was just wide open Holy crap, I've had this happen. You mean to tell me I was supposed to be fully asleep and not just numb? She still has........all of that.......... Why did you delete your other post and then post it again a few minutes later? Oh god, those ganks after 6 are just gonna be devestating why are you vaping it to that point? I have small, defined calfs Woah! Haha I came here to say this I know! That bit made me Well, I have one of these squished under a ton of books. I feel like I'll be able to feed 2 families with this thing when it's all done. Yup I also do enjoy the erin stick. One of my bros gave it to me Id love to see your stuff, dont know what you should write though... As a grammar Nazi, this post gave me a heart attack. \\( According to everything I've watched on TV, you are not supposed to realize you're handsome, and all the other girls aren't supposed to notice either until you meet me, and we fall in love and THEN everyone else realizes how hot you are, but by then, it's too late! I have one of those divots. Does what to who now? KBB $4500... but this looks like an R6s more than an R6 had no idea about that Its still moving Eighteen years old, gamer since toddler, interwebs user since 10. Never even heard of 3com. You should watch supersize me ASAP, basically he experiences EXACTLY what you are describing, from the depression when he doesn't get fastfood, to the extreme high when he finally gets his fix.. It's uncanny Well, shit! You must be right! If only I had any fucks to give about your opinion, perhaps something could be done! This is like...five blocks from where I live ( sometimes when the train pulls into the station i have an urge to jump in front of it For most of the video I thought that they were joking... and then it dawned on me Or the whole entire post/comment is grammatically correct except for every "I" is left an "i." lol seriously, I think it ended with 8 or 9! a crunchy pancake? What is the actual SK? they have had so many lineup changes that I'm not sure anymore.. Do they have a sub for this tournament or something? Why that... That doesn't even sound remotely fun! 'Băse rămâne cel mai decent politician din Absurdistan' So says "furryU". And omg YES about the tunnel-vision - they think about the one girl who doesn't like them when there are other girls who do like them. And if they're asked to date them, they give the exact same answers as the girl who "friendzoned" them - "oh we're just not that way" - so you think they'd understand more about just not wanting to date someone. When I went on my trip to Australia I was absolutly shocked at cosmetic prices. Dear god 20 AUD for one bottle of polish I felt my eyes go Really ? Is that the consensus around here ? When going fast in a car and a bus is coming by i have the urge to jump straight in front of it...... Ollie's It looks like a Metroid... You can find Dr. Pepper in this game There are no bad ideas in brainstorming. Guess I really needed that sarcasm tag. What is the show about? Demigods? I'm new to POE, just got it installed and a $10 beta key so I don't know much about it I feel like I have been molested just for watching that ad He's just digging in those ant mounds with his bare hands. *His bare hands!* Also, what time does this come on? Gosh 0-5-1 Riki. Jackie Robinson was black!? I used to have one til a supposed "friend" of mine stole it off of me one night :/ It was years ago, I literally JUST ordered another one last night! You didn't get the car in Alabama did you? This is something you don't think about often, but, all the clowns, entertainers, pharmacist and everyone else you see each day, they all have sex lives. more people than on earth are playing it? I totally agree. There's a fine line between backseat summoning (haha) and trying to be helpful. Some people just wanna go boots of mobility on every champion. I had a guy who 15 min into the game, he insisted yi didn't need boots Is the second day pay-only? I know I was watching for free yesterday, now it's prompting me for cash. old post but i need to share my story about this axle recall. ford sends us the letter saying something about axles and flanges and things falling apart if we don't bring it in for some work, so we take it to the dealership and after about 20 minutes of dealing with the most unpleasant lady i've come across in customer service, the windstar goes in for service and we get it back the next day. i look at the axle where they should have welded it up all nice, and they didn't do shit, even though i got a paper saying it was all done. i go back inside and tell them its not done. so miss sunshine looks it up and tells me the records say it was done yesterday. and i say no, they didn't do squat to the van. and she says no, the records say it was done. so i gave up and left, and lo and behold, a couple months later i get a letter from Ford saying there's a recall and i need to get my axle fixed. You...made those? Orangeception "its." Are you trolling us? I pirated Vegas about a year back...opened it and was like "WTF how do i use this Holy crap... 6 hours and not a single win That's a cheap ticket to Heart Attack Land Hmmm, paid to HumbleBundle Inc? Man, that Gragas had 6 items at like 35 minutes. Sorc boots, Abyssal and Voidstaff... you really think some crappy negatron would make a difference there? >When Hank asks "Is that a camera" when him and Gomez are investigating the old and blown-up lab, could that be it? I still see the ball go outside the post... so he made it??? The next day? * Where do you know me from? Let me think. Um. YES! one time I was knitting and couldn't figure out why the yarn was wet all of a sudden. I looked down and lo and behold, my cat had his mouth AROUND the yarn, letting it pull through his mouth THAT is one scary looking bug! ....Is this Jacob? Wtf, if not you have the *exact* same rent price as my friends, who are dating, and have this *exact* view On Slot 5, there are a couple of baby cities already there. What can I do about them? Should I keep playing these cities or obliterate them? The reason I am asking is because I want to build in a new city right adjacent to it but the city has really weird RCI demands that will manifest on the neighbor cities. I.E: no industrial but 100k pop Residential and 140k pop Commercial... how does that even work without neighbors Wait..what? so when someone asks me if im jelly.. Sneriously ...tehy r gheys The better question is why would you actually consider not wearing one, regardless of legal requirement? ....that's not sexy at all I think they are all my favorite now Already talking about 009? Did anyone actually win? Is this serious? Are you serious. Thanks.... Are you playing on 16 Bit? What would you do for free rent? No I didn't at least a 700w psu?! HOLY SHIT YOUR TOENAILS ARE POKÉBALLS K I guess upvotes makes you a better person Hey I was just there like 2 weeks ago It impresses dudes. Seriously find anyone who has boobs (which are fascinating in their own right) and if they can move them, they can hypnotize almost anyone. I was amazed at first when I discovered I could do it. I was like "I didn't even know I could move those muscles I've been staring at this gif for 3 hours now, hoping that eventually, the chick will get tired and move his head. Looove Costco. I'm going to regret asking aren't I. Hahaha. This is awesome. I'm gonna use it but it's not really gonna be part of hitting on anyone as I'm really not a fan of girls with those flat fringes, I'm not sure who told anyone that was attractive i'm SO glad y'all made that clear now "Hey, I know you're driving faster than me so let me speed up, get in front of you and then slow down." Really? So, how can you dream straight for about 6 hours long the same dream with lucidity and with breaks like waking up for a smoke... Trapdoors existed last year? Hope the pillion rider is ok Does his penis have barbs all over it? Fuck , your right ! Oddly enough, I did not... there really is a subreddit for everything, isn't there Definitely read this as "shitting on the couch". How do people find out about these programs? Are there more I should be aware of I would be too, who knows what could've happened if you had something he wanted Err, where? I don't see it at all So, which is the recommended package? That got the blood pumpin' You'd think she would at least throw in a terrorist of two? ...The fuck is wrong with his feet? The age in the corner. That guy's neighbors must just love the hell out of him... Don't walk backwards because llamas al diablo Get out of my mind. "Stinky"? Whaaaat...800 elo player giving tips, uhm where DIZ WORLD GOES I know right! I almost gagged all over the place from reading that Which dev said that? I've never lived outside of LA, except when I was a baby I lived in TN, but I don't remember it. I've also never been west of TX and above.. I'm enjoying this subreddit more than I thought I would Oh god that would be amazing Oh, good point holy shit i was just watching the scene myself an hour ago > Every PSN game, that stack, and 10 more traded in? To now learn that there is such a subreddit is horrifying What? weird Those aren’t human. We have the same blinds But alistar's ganks are amazing. She has such a naturally artistic face that the nudes are hardly affecting me This was a lot funnier in picture form TIL some people are **really** desperate for sex. Yep. Onsite is the medical wing. Insite is the shooting gallery. I used to go there to shoot all the time, it's an awesome place, I actually miss the people that work there, they're amazing. A lot of them are recovering addicts, I don't know how the fuck they work there without being hugely triggered. Good point. Is this... is this youtube's comments section? Not everything has to be fixed Now, back to this "I wear poop on my sleeve" I paid $300 Wtf? Was that a graphic glitch or something Yeah that tops the original poster's comment by a longshot. I just got back from there too!! Wonder if we had encounters. Seriously ... Does anyone know her name? I think I used to work with her ( > O_o)><( Holy fuck, 4 to 5 GRAMS per day? I thought I had a medium habit at 200mg/day. I cannot imagine 5 grams per day. I got them relatively cheap at $4 per 10mg. 5 grams would cost me $2,000/day Indeed. Eventually they all knew I wouldn't do it too, now they just say it's a shame because I would have made a cool stoner chick. Thanks for the nightmares Sweet Jesus.. He is stunning. I've never seen anything so delicious in my life... Mom?!? How do you know he's not talking to people Alright! So I searched it up a little bit more online and I might try the Skindivia one because the reviews said they were both pretty much the same thing. Thank you so much for the help and the reply and I hope it works! (I'll definitely try the powder before the foundation, never heard of that before) Will also be buying this along with the Monistat Powder-Gel since apparently that's as good as Smashbox Primer My thought process: *Yeah I remember I used to think that too unti--* That fairy looks like a pedo! I'm only getting $15 discount from the code like, really surprised Treasure trove right there Maybe it's just me but they definitely looked like something was bothering them to me... :\ As for the cue cards, definitely. It looks very last minute looks like Sylar Yeah, as someone already said, Obelisk isn't even IN Order of Chaos xD are you sure you aren't confusing it for Ra? LOL. I mean, unless it was a manufacturing mistake or unless someone wanted to mess with the boxes and replaced a ra/vieler with Obelisk, I don't see how it can happen Is that that huge thing from that movie the mist? so what if she's 17 Huggiebears?? Am I the only seeing the obvious work she's had done...? wait.. a notification light.. woke you up? To prevent college? Deja vu bro. In a way, we're all familiar, man.... Other people do not seem to be giving much credit to this notion, but it seems to be an obvious conclusion to me. I have not yet read the prelude or the first chapter (just his introduction), and I must leave my computer for some time....but what is Erikson writing that from Croatia for? ... Oh wow that might just come eventually You lucky bastard ...How is it irritating? buy a book on logic Why would a guy interested in girls want to go to a . . . male strip club? Oh god OP I did the same thing. Kinda proves that it's way to easy to get away with viewing CP though You need $25,000? Balls... deep? What? Then you, my friend, need to upgrade. So you don't wipe your butt? My girlfriend explained why I needed to get one. I'd never really thought about it before. Oddly enough though, I found out a fair amount of my female friends don't like to leave pads/tampons in the trash if they're not at home and will actually take them with them to throw away at home I sometimes have a ping of 1!! no kidding Kyary Pamyu Pamyu the Pon Pon girl? This is huge What where you searching for It's impossible for me to cuddle platonically I think I just learned why shall i go outside with 40C Pedos in the water. ......and now you've passed it on My fiance meows and chirps like a cat when he thinks it's too quiet... or he's bored. The worst is that I catch myself meowing back at him sometimes. Six... Months... I didn't! COOTIES!!! is this the only place to get resources? ive been playing for days and havent even found coal anywhere else It's not like they can't have one accout on each server What exactly is this What the fuck, I was thinking of a plot with an identical concept about 2 days ago LSD = Lake Shore Drive Thought those bags are only for shopping in the store? First of all. HOLY SHIT YOUR TEAM COMPOSITION WAS TERRIBLE. Not your fault obviously but WTF were they thinking I was expecting tentacles That's a thing? why did michael cole call a shooting star press a moonsault? That looks steep. ** are you fucking kidding me Yeah, definitely don't bring it up at the alimony hearing Wow, your marriage is failing and you think it might be your lucky day to win the lottery? trying to find some genderless species, but not bacteria or something that reproduce by splitting themselves i typed in "genderless" in google. and every page had minecraft in the title but i dont i just realized that next GSTL IM will have 4 GSL champions. that looks really good :) but is it just me because i cant see her mouth Also, whenever I am in the bathroom, my dog will sniff the cracks under the door and I am like Even more of them than I thought I beleive it did happen... But... Why??? What is your resolution? Americans are worse. They actually believe there's an old invisible guy in the sky who controls everything I actually enjoy this. The more the better. After my SO is finished I cup my hand underneath to catch it all while I'm making my way to the shower, where I take a good look at it and awe over how much there is. Stunning looks baby I would love to see the answer to that statement above please because seriously how do you download memory? Not like that lol See, that came to mind, and at first I was like He looks like Sonic the Hedgehog Why would you cut up an otter box case???!!! Looks like the most important parts, top and bottom (where it would be dropped on), were cut off! Who you kidding. I wish I could see that in person. jeebus. Favorite single book (not a series) of all time might be Shantaram. I highly suggest you pick it up, it's a fantastic read. Right now however I am reading the Bhagavad Gita, which is proving to be very mind-centering.... Perfect for impending finals week That is not sound advice. I can't count how many lvl 2 ganks I've turned around into FB double kills Does anyone know if this is from wave 2, or if there's gonna be another wave of tins? I'm sure things got verbal at times, but I highly doubt it got physical I'll get right on that. I knew what this was about before I opened it What kind? Kool-aid man is Jesus.... Wasn't this the guy that wanted to quit school for pro LoL play? I'm honestly not sure actually! Why not? If it makes you feel better that was completely staged. Exactly how I feel, it is nice to have it validated. I feel like the first 20 minutes of activity is brutal and then my body seems to adjust. Navy fitness test? Were you in the navy before your pnuemo? After mine, I was talking to a recruiter and he gave me his business card to pass on to any of my friends that may be interested after I told him I had a pneumo Take it out! GTFO! Honestly, I could do without the pink ruffles, but that's just me personally. Now...if you'll excuse me I have to go relieve myself. For me, it was the Furbee! That was the creepiest thing EVER!! This is just messed up . . . tfw when tou expect a good dat feel guy as a response but you get a shitty one Thank you. But I still don't get it. I hate Nocturne. His Ult is so spooky, no matter what team he is on. This entire free week was filled with *DARKNESS* What the fuck is Cole taking notes about? Lots of favorites. Ghost is one of my big favorites, the +2 grenades ammo packs are a big sell to me, and it's part of why I can enjoy the London map as well - I think some of those ammo boxes grant flippin THREE grenades. Upvote for the NoVa reference. I live in MD but work in NoVa. Such a special area.... "I'm Dawn. I'm thirteen." I have started giving not so polite reminders. I'm straight Ooh, a fellow burner wao! Los Mineros are everywhere well it finished but that was it. Nothing happened after that Haha i wouldn't say he was hot You are approaching forthewolfx levels here... Guard yourself. Why doesn't that dog have a tail... That escalated quickly I don't quite understand what did I just read, and not in the usual "WTF did I just read the ticking of this clock synced up perfectly to the ticking of the analogue clock in the other room... I was the 666th upvote Fuck, they confirmed the Vesta will get cannons? source I suppose it makes it more acceptable that she did it to kill him, instead of actually trying to seduce him HAHAHAHAHA- wait- she's serious? I decided to watch an episode again for whatever reason a week or so ago...ok it was /r/Atla But anyways, Aku sounds very much like a more evil Iroh ik its dark, but try and see, for me? im really insecure bout it I'm mostly black (I'm BLACK) and mine does what the hell it wants...fluctuates between ok, and bullshit zone. Also I live in a humid climate O + O + _= I actually just got the same thing today! It looks exactly like mine. Coincidence? ...or same dealer? ** Amazing fight! But the announcer.. That fist came all the way from mount Olympus! These are my initials... Harder than your dad when he made you Oh jeeze.. I had no idea that Metropolis was *so* zerg favoured. I think that map needs to be reworked. I mean.. winrates that are *that* skewed, and deviate from the norm.. I do believe that ZvT needs some work.. but not under 30% bad Every last person who'se died in your dreams ' God... That username If I heard my parents going at it, I would **1)** definitely NOT want to go in there Yep. Just look at all the comments in these articles Jesus Fuck! I'm sure things were tense and may have been verbal/abusive at times but I highly doubt the rumors about Jiyeon getting physical is true... Is "You've got another thing cumming" about what I think its about? Go for it, make it a little ominous even me I don't get it. carlton banks? Holy shit, I remember 17 coming out when I was like 11. It's only been 8 years I don't drink beer, but bread isn't made from mold.....or it is? Maybe it shouldn't be here....I'm not so good at Reddit yet That's... weird. Why "BRUSHCLEAN"? He only has 1 penta Did we have the same teacher? I had to pick between "The Yearling" (horse book? No thanks) and Wateship Down. So I read that. then if guns don't kill people, people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast omg? who the hell at a game store makes fun of you for playing with legos wasps She is pretty awesome! Maybe the stress of wondering if she likes me was hindering an otherwise awesome friendship! Is that an undead Quaggan? Something can get lost in your ass so badly you need a colostomy bag?! Please more details on this... makes me never want to stick anything up there again I wasn't aware you could have a space 1300 min. I love Richard Meier's work, but one thing always got me about his designs. Why does everything have to be so white? What are their twitters? And the queen is the most powerful piece on the board. The king is basically a useless, defenseless excuse for a piece who dies damn-near immediately without the other pieces protecting him... What if he killed the guy who originally owned that bike and he just was getting rid of evidence? Came here to say this. The math doesn't exactly add up on that one, snoop Before I clicked on this link, I was literally thinking "this general statement about something universal applies to me." Are you a mind reader? It's like we're the same person. No talking, no eye contact. It's the unspoken rule of the men's room Same here... and i had this shit yesterday.... 'attempting to recconect' doesent work at all and i have lose cannection to server For a minute I thought you were talking about the other kind of shards What have I just seen But... society tells me I should. Why is this NSFW Dayummm! No Content? o_O Please sir, I'm yet to find another game where you can be a farmer, builder, zombie slayer and circuit maker in one game monster egg cobblestone? Think twice before you do that I'm pretty sure Herbalife and the likes of it are illegal in my country That might be the strangest thing I've ever heard. Maybe you don't have a multi-touch touchpad Mine is always cut short. "What the....? Heads-up, RPS employees - you might want to rethink those lunchtime errands for the next few weeks. What's with all the "saddest moments" these last few days? What happens when you are none of them. If I ever have more than 2 messages (RES tells you how many you have next to the envelope), I get all ( At least it was a male gymnast... I got a male hockey player. Yes at first when I joined Pinterest I was like WTF is up with all the wedding boards?? Out of all the things you can be pinning about, why is everyone pinning stuff for their dream wedding?? I thought that it was great and matched him after 1/3 of the movie, when I first heard it I was like Couldn't possibly be a repost... as the title says, i came home and signed up for reddit and made it from scratch.. WHAT? 2C-B induces pain? ...going to court is illegal now? How about, oooook. I ordered it through Amazon. It's totally doable, but expensive 4 sec AoE fear? Are you crazy? When I saw the Golden I was like * If that would be true, then you could get unusual last breath Creepy You follow all your friends around with picket signs? Was partly joking... was partly not What do you want that for?! ... Deja Vu. Didn't someone ask this yesterday, and I linked that website Johnny Christ that looks like masculine version of my friend's ex Posted by the same guy, too! But... where do *indian* companies outsource their IT department to? My gf does the same thing.lol. she calls it "the dragon" and when its flaccid, "baby dragon". Even better, her freshman year of college there was a choral piece called "lullaby for the baby dragon" ...holy shit that looks cool. Im going to have to start touching cards other than barrier and nano repair Reddit really is all just one person posting. Yeah and I'm totally fine with it if she needs it as well. The reason my sister-in-law gave; "It'll make it look like she has something!" Is that guy jacking off? You body says, "No," but your eyes they say, "Yessssss." what? Junglers can carry My anti-virus blocked their site Dies to dismember whelp wasn't expecting that. not really at least. One Thousand Years of Death, his sensei must be a good. Wow...My two favorites (Blaziken and Flygon) are right next to each other...weird... ALL OF THE PRESSURE Holy crap I used the street view on my house and busted my dog on the couch. He's not supposed to be on the furniture. Makes sense, it's a cricket ball.. those things are *tough.* Why is the water purple? does it mean that i played to much when i know exactly where you are standing? No I have not tried that Wait, there's longer challenges? Yeah, and yet I still don't even know what it does. I have this but why is your box way different from mine? The freaky thing is that in the VS picture, you can see some of their bones, even in their legs I think that's supposed to be the post-anorexia picture Lo dices como si fuera algo malo Holy shit, I was watching the episode of Tosh.0 where he shows this vid and I saw them both at the same time. I cant imagine how much pain he was in Awaiting escalation how do you open 2 pictures in paint? I tried to rotate my phone back and forth there to make the hologram move... what is wrong with me What does being British have to do with anything But how does the cabby know where she lives, since she's just some random chick you don't know, you couldn't possibly have known her address. Do I come off that young? Not to mention it weirdly suggests polyamory is a fetish i thought it was a decent, albeit small, gspot stim dildo this looks like park slope The fuck That background noise I'm just surprised dragon didn't get you to level 5 Third spot? How can you play on legacy mode? It doesn't let you reddit guy for 2 years, 6 months and 26 days the "butt chug" sounds like something we could see on a 1000 ways to die... lol thanks i think I'm sorry I stopped paying attention for a second, how did this turn into the American commentators talking about how cricket should never be an Olympic sport? her arms As someone familiar with Star Wars, who the hell is Mara Jade? what the actual fuck? a corporate drone actually recognized that a policy was stupid? The "helmet"(mask and I'm guessing his head because the rest of the biped is fully rendered dem Chaox dodges holy shit I thought I was joking too. Wait, gorillaz.... Are you me from the past The Paras and Parasect look vicious. Wow, nice catch. schools could be forced to teach human rights! You have a legit shiny eevee? This is good for China. They can win more medals. What is wrong with this? OMG it's Leo! MARK ELLIS????? Which? 1.9 Btw we just got the Zyra patch so I haven't had time to try her out. Is she that good Give back to the community bro. Or not. But seriously, send me some Seriously why is this comment not higher? $8 a month for that plus EVERYTHING. But it depends on where OP is based, might not have it there. Dat widebody kit Whoa, that's crazy. I got mine out last year and asked if it was Ketamine but the surgeon said no and then asked why I knew about K Ok, I got downvoted for this? Really? Zulfiya's birthplace is debated and she is a member of an ethnic Chinese group that lives on the border between Kazakh and China and speaks a Chinese dialect (that uses the Cyrillic alphabet About what? Z'ank you good sir. Can't believe I made that mistake I've never thought about controllers being this complex This is the greatest thing ever!I would love to do something like this but my parents had an obsession of taking pictures of me and my brother in the tub together...shit would get weird right around the time where I ask him to sit Indian style in the bath tub with me, his 22 year old sister i feel as though i saw him on the street in P-town during bear week. although i can't be sure, i was a little distracted by every single bear that walked past me.... ..I don't get it? I girthed my mother today. I think more would be good The Fourth Kind freaked me out too. Especially the part where the aliens are talking about the kid that was abducted and one of them says something like "she's mine". You know, I remember my first ranked game. I was playing support taric, and we had this Tryndamere jungler who didn't say a word the entire game. We were all doing okay, no lane lost hard. But Tryndamere basically got super fed and single handedly won the entire game.... Now I get trolls like what you experienced all the time I hate horror movies but someone dragged me way pregnant and all to The Exorcist back in the day. I thought whatever but when I went to sleep I dreamed of horrible demons swirling around me and when I woke up...I was in full blown labor. I watched that baby very close for quite a few months. I'm kind of new to reddit... What's the context of your comment? I've always been a fan of Anderson Cooper. I'd be disappointed if he pulled a dick move like that Wow! Talk about ~~pedobear~~ necrobear If he isn't a man then what is he? *Tropes!* I barely got away with my life WHAAAAAAAT?!?! How does one (even a bot) mistake "Hello, everybody!" for "immediately terrorists" I need this dress in my life are you fucking serious? i always thought they were bad I.. love all.. TIL Adrienne has a Twitter How is this rare if its on the internet? Wait, which one was Little Finger? Oh wow, much respect, that's one really cool layout! I'm going to stop at the sticky announcement for tonight, but I will definitely show this sub to the other mods on /r/greenday tomorrow and see if they want to add anything from there. That really is impressive OP just admitted to having a threesome with the bear Is this why my parents always told me to wait for an hour to go swimming after I ate? I think I just melted into a puddle of my own drool. It's possible to do that? Oh wow...your gf can lift me Re-seal them? It must have hurt pretty bad pissing that little fucker out.... must... resist... spacedicks Why would you need more than 12 Why does P&O know my name? age : 8 => Jurassic Park i was hiding behind the couch those velociraptor over 5k views Awkward...Considering...This is a girl... why doesn't that guy just close vent if he came there to be alone? I was like wtf, mother of god. . . dat trumpet easy, they don't read it What the fucking fuck did I just watch? Maybe you're just doing it wrong then Based on this comment I had to edit my previous post to make it even more obvious.. Now I'm really curious what your team was London - didn't like it. People who were not even in a rush and just sitting around would not give you directions or anything and trust me i asked a lot of people. Also curly hair. Does that count? I have it and lots of people i know want it to the point they will get out of bed an hour earlier to curly their hair. *Neither do I 3 Kamui's and kakshi still not out of chakra? HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKED FOREVER WHAT IS THIS SORCERY he's hung like a horse...i needs it in me now Holy fuck that zed/murder ratio. I have 1.2k zed kills and only 12 murders and 1 bandit kill. What's that? Is Snoop ever not high? Done, confused with some of the questions Y-your Walmarts ... c-c-*close*!? Ok so..... making my deck on the network. The ones that have the circle with the slash through them.. does that mean those cards are banned from play ? Shocking, I didn't know gasoline was used also. I'm surprised that Lindsay Lohan's nose doesn't ignite when she smokes. Cool The link says I'm not allowed to see it Because then all of the 427 actual subscribers will realize it and look around.... * Military grade weapons? I'm only 28...only old compared to the aspiring young MMA fighters I'm training with who just finished their college wrestling career. Is... is that really how women view men? As if their genitalia were a knife, or a loaded gun, and they're constantly on the verge of assaulting someone with it? When I first saw this gif at 3 am, it scared the living shit out of me. Waking up early is never good ** Dude... I was laughing and then I saw the R.I.P. Dylan thing and I was like The thing is held down by wires. By this measure, I've always been old. instead of edit one post i make three different ones... thanks baconreader I had to trim my nose hair when I was 19 ... I can buy? Me too. About three years ago I was cleaning out under my bed when a spider ran across my hand. I didn't go in there the rest of the day. Then a few months ago my little sister accidentaly told me that it was actually a scorpian with a nest under there. Jesus christ these soviet block ladies are screamers Panda Teemo! Or Battle bunny Riven Mother of god. Now think about how our sun is only a "normal" sized star Holy shit, I was listening to TNT by AC/DC and when it said "Watch me explode!" I clicked on the gif. Does this thing give actual viruses? Prepare for the apocalypse This is kinda awesome. They fed the guy and had fun. I didn't realise they were so rare Great system ! The only think I couldn't figure out is how the heck is the repeater powering the water dispenser That counts as a pick up line these days? The justice department will surely deliver .... If you're in an environment where this should not be seen.. The you should not be on Reddit in this environment. You have a bong inside DayZ!? who the fuck doesnt care about harry potter I don't see any pudge hooks in your inventory though I need context. Got worried about what? she isn't even naked What if it was passive Omg, I love the Ural. Its a beast. IT KNOCKS DOWN TREES. I hear you! I had delusions halfway through my pregnancy that I'd keep my weight gain low. HA. Nature had other ideas! I'm hoping to keep it to 40 next time Moved my router the other day and tidied up the wires. Switched it back on, went and did some stuff, came back and wondered why it wasn't connecting. I'd only gone and plugged it into an ethernet port, and not even the first or last, but the second one in She has the same last name as me? I worked at portrait studio for about a year, and the majority of the work we'd do would be with kids. While most parents were really nice, I'd get about one fuck-tard per month to come in, see me as their photographer, turn go up to my manager and say, "I'm sorry ma'am, can I have a woman please, I don't trust that man around my children." Do want. Right **now**. GUISE THESE CANDLES ARE GETTING WAX ALL OVER THE PLACE SRSLY It's a seinfeld reference... Haha, My brother had 3 broads, who he rejected, follow him to a restaraunt, then to a bar. they tried talking to him again when he was a little drunker. Redditor for three days! Pleased to meet you JessieDiablo, if that is your real name... I love the Zisteau. And Millbee, the Eldritch Abomination... TIL a lot of people on reddit haven't seen Top Gear before And yet, their website tells you to add 5 inches to your band size. I've seen traffic cops point in the direction they want me to go I remember preschool... my first memory was from when I was 3... Cackling while setting fire to zit pus? I think he's losing it Oh god, more pictures! and a thousand bajillion upvotes. so you're saying you're experiencing 50 shades of grey IN LoL? to this day I have NO IDEA why I opened the door. In retrospect I was like "wow... Im a dumbass She is staring into my soul Yea, the minus armor is a bugger, but realistically where would you put a Doom in competitive play? Sending him mid, even with more armor and base stats, would still result in him getting destroyed by any competent mid/dual mid lane. Put him mid in the dual mid? Well, he better be carrying, but there are other carries who do that job better. You cannot put him in a side lane because he doesn't fit. There are heroes that do any job he would do even better. You either have to make him a better mid hero or a better laner(or a jungler Heh, that's kinda messed up :p Or do I really look that young? My first thought upon reading this was, "Why do you still need to be changed at five years of age? s13 front end on an s13 Theres 2 of you so they get Nani and TOP too? Best toilet Graffiti EVER! Your statement was really stupid Dicen por ahi que son... ALIENS Never thought I'd learn so much from reddit Are you kidding I have never heard of this site before. Wait what? Jojen's *body* was in that paste? I thought it was just his blood Mine three ugh! i wish i never read your post. I've just bought em :b and now I have my eye on a Robocop one I just realized a pokemon that can cut glaciers in half will be trying to stop trainers and he kills stuff that dishonor his pride How can you have sex in the pee hole for half a century and not know the difference? My point exactly my character could basically cause 9-11 in the pokemon world Without a doubt 3 was the best one. It was also the only one that makes me uneasy to be home alone and/or sitting in the kitchen when the whole house is quiet. I just swear I'm gonna see a white sheet standing behind me one day. Fuck it, then we're going all in and voting for Sheep. Where's your god now? Geez. I subbed to iFly forever ago around his YY reloading video. (back when I played MW3) One day and 24k subs? Finding guinea pigs in a bush? Do you live in Peru? Is it a bad thing that I've heard similar stories from family/friends who used to live in Hurstville? ...It also looks like something I would type because you have experienced that I don't capitalize in IMs The Heels? I'm just staring at that ass ... At least you know you can run a marathon now. That would explain why this Ukrainian girl flipped her shit on me when she over heard me talking about my historic novel set in Ukraine in the 30's..... She wasn't even born there... .... Snipe? Yes. So if they are in miami... I might actually play on them... because I'll probably get better ping than the NA server.. and I live in NA. ARGH, PATTERNS EVERYWHERE I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks this! How do you achieve 1MB/s on a 5Mb/s connection Wait... there was a girl team? Playing tournies? He's wiggling in perfect rhythm to my music While everyone else is sucking face, shes sucking ass! wut What about their friends It's a bad sign when I can't even sell a 1000 DPS 1H at 200K starting bid ... By now most of my online buddies seems to be offline everytime I login and the ones that are online are not in games, but simply idling Am I the only one who has not had nutella? Is it really that good toe thumbs does she have dark hair I'll try posting it for you sometimes again Everyone talks about making sure you WANT to do the drug before you do it. Apparently doubts will rip you apart and leave you terrified. Iunno, he looks kinda high to me.. Haha well thanks for looking into it... I wonder what is causing the issue. To think... it was there the whole time just fucking with us I just copypasted the name from r/pics actually. I am 12 in real life. I got to admit that it looks awesome in both coloured and beige Are those tazers even calibrated for children? OMG...saw him at my mall as well. Either he's finding other malls to visit or he's spawned and his progeny are spreading all over North America The ring Nose worms. It looks like he has nose worms. Not sure how that would work with pushing the other direction... Maybe each spaceship with have a mini black hole for them to brace against? The possibilities are endless... Well, not endless perhaps. I'm amazed, nevertheless. You'd spend Nearly 4K on "infotainment" and only $640 for "partial leather"? this...was not ... just about reddit How skilled do we need to be with dungeoneering (as in, not skill levels, but what to do, how quickly to open doors, etc.)? The only teams I've done have been with random people on the official themed worlds, and when I joined up with some Redditors to do some dungeoneering, they were really fast. Is it your birthday today? Cuz it's mine too I had 300 and i now have 350, Am i the only one? ...what about the animal you're feeding it? It's ok to kill them? Holy shit are you a girl? ...they have those? Well, I've always heard of shirts/accessories that you could buy at concerts as "concert swag". What is a different word for it? Of course I think I would like to date you I've been moving my mouse around it for at least 5 minutes going "whoooaaaaa.... There must have been ONE time he didn't bring you a t-shirt?! NEWS TO ME. Not sure how I missed this post, though What the fuck did I just watch? This always scares the hell out of me Oh man! I can't sleep now. Polt vs IMMvp is gonna be so sick. No Idea *I'M ON A B,.. Wait a darn sec...* So... much... empty space in that screenshot... Username ! Iv been jerking off sinse I was 9 and I have never feel asleep coverd in my own jizz... This is eerily similar to Kim K's sex tape....... Man I've got a good one for this. I was on my way to visit my grandmother last year, I was bringing her an envelope of money so she could pay for her weekly appt with her hairdresser. Well, I got to her assisted living home and knocked on the door to her room - no answer. Entered to find it empty, no big deal, she's probably at dinner as it was around the time they usually serve it. Left the money on her pillow and went to find her. Enter the dining room and see what looks like the back of her head sitting at a table with some old farts, I go up and kiss the head and say "Hi grandma, I love you." This very confused-looking NOT-my-grandmother woman looks up at me and says, "Thank you dearie, but I have no who you are." WTF Does not exist for some stupid reason... totally right. We need to make one and market it to all the stones who still enjoy showing off their pokemon pride despite being 22 I already did! Jesus Christ man How did Barbas follow you to Sovngarde ...maybe I am the 1%, but I can't remember it from fallout Am I being stupid or is that player count two? NO EYEBROWS I used the "unfriend" button quite liberally yesterday and was informed by more than one person that I was "immature" for not just accepting their beliefs as differing from my own and subscribing to a "live and let live" policy when it comes to others. Really? Wow... All i can say to that is it sounds fucked up I'm wondering how the hell I managed to spend so much more than you on what seems to me like a worse computer 5 & 9 *Very* risky click { So sweet! I was shouting "kiss" at the screen, lol. Still very sweet. Is it weird I imagined Blaine saying that stuff to me? Whyre you fucking him then? You're the first person I've ever heard of to actually use iChat. So what the hell do you call biscuits? This is funny and bad at the same time So much love for liar game. So much. You've watch most of those on my list For some reason every time I see these most interesting cat pictures I always read them in Puss in Boots voice So glad that this isn't what WoW really looks like, oh god I was at the deerstands by batola, I was sniped in the head. So I aborted and disconnected then clicked Ok. Got back into the game, spawned under the deerstand I died on with all my loot I can totally see that now that you point it out Once you've played it, 5 and 9 won't be I know that feel bro. I live in North Dakota. I didn't know Chick-Fil-A even existed until all the controversy Our IT guy has a bowl of candy in OUR office........ I remember seeing ones such as "Finds out you are gay, lets you fuck him in the ass" in the early GGG's but never things like this... wow, that turned out totally awesome Why the me gusta well that is extremely scarey... It's 3D! This is really gorgeous, you can tell you put a lot of work into it =D. I don't know exactly what you were going for or if you were going to add lyrics, but I like most of my songs lyricless, and this one is musically interesting enough to live without. The synth sounds at 2:50 or around there might be better replaced with a different synth sound, but I really like the idea. I also don't know what you're working with, but as soon as I thought about the synth change, I considered how awesome it would sound to have a huge brass section on the bottom outlining the cadence at the end. The production values of this comic are distracting I want a ray gun.... I'm getting pms on axe and disassembling it for vg if I get it from now on I just went HAAAAAAA out loud! That would give him a total range of 925, which is longer than the standard night vision range this has become the best invention i've ever seen wow i wish i was stoned this would probably make my brain shit its pants because the bitch takes mine when I take hers... then she loses mine, then gets mad when I take hers back Mine doesn't look like that Why would anyone downvote this Oh god Crystal Desert How the actual fuck. I have one daughter and don't want any more why is there an oreo in the bottom of it? ...this changes everything What was the red-ed out pic? My god, no I thought it was clear he was trolling for some lulz? No? Not sure if talking about her Twilight character or IRL. I don't really know anyone who thinks it's that great I'm in the same boat, but with my gf's dad could you imagine if he missed? You could be my boss for all you know I think one or two of them jammed a finger. Owwww...... *shudder* Why not both? Mother of god I've seen tons of drops and such, even a Macbook Pro that went tumbling down a staircase. There is no way that is from a drop in a backpack. Looks like some one tried to pry it open or something. I...did not post that sentence. It's like a child of Glados pissing me off quantic has so many players now hahaha I was like Item location: A Mental Institution Near You, United States This. He wasn't being that offensive; certainly not enough to warrant the outpouring of downvotes. Snoop dogg smokes too much weed does that mean he will change his name to Snoop weed in coming years now i know why the call this nosleep And *one* candy cane. ** I thought this was the Chase banking symbol at first whoa. Hot just got hotter. Too curvy? Uh...ok...whatever. Why does it grind your gears? Are you sure you're not a copy of me from a parallel universe, bro? Why only americans (NA/EU)? oh god why I think so I love the theater setup too, wish I had that kinda space What the fuck, gimme Wow, you are so offended by this discussion A Japanese exchange student told me she was shocked to see almost all the girls wore pants. We both went Casual? I'd invite you to check the submission history, this has only been posted about 20 times today..... I'm... Honored... I guess. I've seen at least 6 posts of people getting gm on SEA Marine here. How did I wake up so late? 82% I remember the first time my husband got one on his nose. He kept trying to pop it and finally a black hair popped out. We both freaked out Can't it be gems for certain individuals? idk man, I really do not know...I don't really think I was sober when I made my reddit account and i'm assuming the Okay, I've gotta say, you are not making this sound like a good alternative to using One With Everything. I have the strangest urge to try this now... Well I have to agree with one thing she said... twilight may be shit but at least it hasn't resulted in the deaths of millions... yet! ...Is this seriously the top thing on the front page? What did I miss? Did he just hang out in the water while the other two guys surfed? HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS DERPY Ya I'm not sure why he would think I'm using it wrong. It's trolling if you press Accept and then afk on purpose. Yeah, had to read the title a couple of times. Is this shit real...if it is im deleting this account so u cant find me and kill me too. Dude, you all are leaning on the 2" part of the 2x4 why did I laugh in trundle's voice Holy shit if I remember this does it mean I'm... OLD!? My brother (The pothead) is the first. holy shit i thought those were dudes If he has the vocabulary go right ahead? It's never too early to try but I don't think a child could get real far without some words first. Melo scores 37 points in 14 minutes No it isn't. It's conjecture. Who brushes their teeth in a public restroom? Gross! You kidding.. Am I the only one that thought(as a kid) that you could get a moltres, articuno, or zapdos by evolving a fearow with either a fire stone, water stone, or thunder stone.? That looks like the wrong location for her shack. It's supposed to be in the top right, by a river with nothing else near it. I can't tell if smashing poon is good or bad Oh my goodness this make me so exciting to be starting at UCSC this year I think I just fell in love. Yet another way I seem to resemble a lesbian... Lol wow, I can't even contemplate why she would want to get back together if she was always mad at you and "going crazy." Holy shit -it's like she's addicted to having a boyfriend or something. my dogs can get pretty bad too Heh, read that url as if there had been made 693 changes Yeah that is why I recorded it I sometimes get that too and I was disoriented because it wasn't just in my head anymore Somebody reported this post as spam... I wish I could see who so that I could ask them their reasoning. I opened the comments to ask this very question I had a pet grizzly bear, and it grew up, then it ate me, I then woke up Hate it compared to what? Cannot believe this They still have quite some time... I always thought marijuana had a pretty positive reputation in Sweden. That sounds a lot like how they'd spin it here in the US He's pretending not to creep in you but he really is watching your every move. I don't know.. This sounds like a Bad Luck Brian than Socially Awkward Penguin, unless it is becaise you are socially awkward I'd most likely be fired Geebus, what do you have that's worth go through all that trouble to hide!! Slenderman was the most horrifying thing for me for a couple of months back when I started watching Marble Hornets. Literally, I had legit nightmares where he would show up and start mimicking my every move while trying to run from him. Sometimes when I'm in bed facing the wall, I will get a chill up my back when I'm just about to go to sleep and I just well, the "black kuroneko" lead didn't hurt any, as you were right-- it's the name of a character in a show. But I also tried "white kuroneko" instead (who knows maybe white cancels out kuro) and deeply regretted it. Banana hammocks. Banana hammocks everywhere. Mobs of hungry people? ...he does. Texas eh... where in Texas I think there's still room for a side dish of lamb. Goddamn snakes are elastic as hell... Weird looks exactly the same as my aunts dog , which is named shiba As a gay male I can honestly say I never drew penises on anything during my schooling... invest in some pads - I have a wicked road rash scar on my elbow where I decided I didn't need elbow pads that day. this -is- a true story... All of THEM I'm a dragon?! friend did a program in alaska last summer and was mauled by a grizzly. small world indeed oh holy cow. As far as I know it is in every store. It has a big ad on the website so you can shop online as well. Dillards has good merchandise, but even during sales, some of it is too expensive. This weekend is tax free weekend in my state and I work in the kids department. Srsy. Pray for me. I can't believe you actually typed that out. Dude, one of the freaking greatest moms ever oh hell no Ah yeah, understandable but when I googled it, it came up as Spanish! Must. Resist. Urge you read that in highschool? Savvy. So what came first the government or the taxes? im amazed nobody has commented on jgl in the gif hahahah! ..........^sigh mmm chicken...I am having an internal conflict as a redditor I am a student in Salinas so i have to ask, where do you teach You have one single RAID6 array over a 96 drives? MX.. Orange? This little f#cker didn't help my night terrors as a kid AT ALL... Soooo you put it in your hand ..... Tuffy...the...titan... do you go to CSUF? Thanks! Weird mysteries sounds intruiging enough, so I'll definately look into it at some point. Not quite sure where, a lot of recommendations popped up here during the night. Yup that was me in day care. Our sitter was a crazy religious chick that let her 3 year old beat us with bats. I shall never for get you Mrs. Renae Wait what? How is garlic and olive oil a breeding ground for botulism? I've bought flavored olive oils that are that exact thing. That still looks up to me The day I jacked off 15 times. Me too. Me too. I think he's staring at us. Haha! The one for Nemov killed me. Good to see him again. Watched this live before She's looking at you as if she's saying "if you touch him I will kill you, paws and all my friend; paws and all" Poor girl, if it was her boyfriend, she must have been scared as FUCK, even if not... Hopefully the guy didn't break his leg or something. How high is this building? Like just one floor? He felt out there in a pretty shitty way for falling out of a window What job are you starting that you're already expecting to get physically assaulted at? How do you create smog with photoshop? He said it was an eggplant calzone Not a parent, but my Dad can say things sometimes that make it seem like he knows what I'm up to. For example, I went on a "date" with this guy and came home late one day. When I got home, he made a joke that I probably started dating. :/ Another time when a boyfriend and I broke up (I prefer not to tell my Dad when I have a boyfriend), he told me he had known I had a boyfriend because of how I was acting. How do parents notice these things? Do we really act different? Imagine waking up with that beside you looking into your soul not necessarily aliens if they still took the same path of evolution as humans did...it is technically possible that there dna is the same as ours, so unless ur playing eve where a different race of humans is an actual alien...the humans from star wars should be humans...also...as for the tech...its just plain fucking magic Yeah - This, the images at the bottom are not aligned against the sides and its hurting me in my OCD Yes i can see how people having fun and cheering and stuff is depressing And if the British and German soldiers played a football match and now we are really good friends(?) with the Germans that just makes the Olympics looks better? Who is upset? I am just curious. Why is the rum gone?!? oh Built in? To what? I had no idea this was legal...or sane. I think I had a braingasm with this article. The trail in the background is totally the Half-Life logo. Everything is so high, and it's blue What kind of fetishes are we talking about? Yep, that is my thought on it too, the sheer volume of powder makes it ridiculous. I have a friend who snorted some Perc 5's I gave him that got wet from being in my back pocket when I put my jeans back on after night swimming in my undies, so they were clumped up with pool water from my bum. I had like 40-60% in every house It was enough to cover my palm (not that I did that). I got it out of my underwear with some TP and looked at it. It looked like I had just blown my nose out for the first time in 10 years. Hey yeah! That's the one! I've seen one in my own world too, and I think it was the same seed too! You've seen what they've done to peaceful protesters. Can you imagine the show of force if thousands of people marched on DC with the intention of ousting political leaders? Yes, of course. That's okay, wasn't going to sleep yet anyway. woah. Transformation I know someone who has a number of Allison sweaters. I remember he has a London Knights, a Bruins, and a Leafs one. I'm sure he has a couple more! lol, what a silly- Where the hell are you? He seems to be quite large TIL people film their cats puking and put it on youtube. am i the only one thta gets re directed to imgurs front page instead of his car Genuine question: How do we measure the size of these stars ? Or they like to make carpentry colorful Nah, you'd be surprised. The top was definitely snug. It was tied so tight to my body it left indentations how to make CIA grade explosives for sabotage and ambush purposes. PDFs on how to kill without joy. a highly illegal website called the silk road that contains weapons and drug trafficking. how to make shotgun rockets. so much shit i cannot unsee Such a post fantistorical! I read EYES! I think working at Gamestop was one of the worst jobs in sales I've ever had. I started there as a lowly game advisor (or whatever they called them, I forget somehow That is sick I almost didn't upvote bc the count was at 666 ^ Wow his voice is annoying. dafuq kind of quarter is that? I used to have female friend that would go to the games to tan... What would category would that be? I saw the same thing once on the way to a concert. Some old guy with a beard was reading the book, casually turning the page all while doing 70+ mph on the freeway. I was baffled by this and the girl that was my chauffeur to the show said, "ohh yeah, I see that all the time". Yeah, you want to play it so much you can't be arsed to spend 5 minutes to find free key I liked Lenhart when he was with us, he didn't seem like a flopping douche then Playing Vladimir once is boring By the way, what kind of goals did Hennessey score? I'm probably too dumb for that, I don't get the reference Am I crazy, or does every black have a white outline in this pic. Look closely Oh A coworker of mine had neighbors that he would hear do this. One night he heard the woman screaming that she wasn't gonna give her man any more drugs cause he was being an asshole. I have a similar situation. Thanks to youtube comments I know BOO's last name. blue belt I used to use Titanium Backup for backing up user apps on my previous phone. Have you given it a shot yet? Hey ironstylus, in regards to Diana's ult. After the moonlight effect takes place, it says there is no cool down if struck with the ultimate as the effect takes place, does that mean you can cast her ultimate two times in a row? First he gets Ron Jeremy's vote, now this? Well, it would be a great way to get over your fear, since you have to have one every month When is "more" not a relative term? Wow, it does If this is a current picture, he is really stuck in the 80's There's a second season? Ha yeah my friends and I joked about my parents accidentally eating them too when we were making them Praising on the internet is different to buying lots of oreo's Dude, those other two comments freaked me out. Within like 20 second of each other, too. I'll leave that to your imagination. Aren't small scale events apart of the larger scale events? Wow that's weird as hell I wish I had a gif of what I just did. It kinda looked like \ My grandmother lives in apartment 209. ( I remember as well... really sad to see it not happen, but maybe they will bring it with an expansion of some sort ...or do it poorly, so that they look permanently SURPRISED! ' Yeah, so I've noticed. Why the shots of your armor? I thought you were showing us the zombie torture device That was amazing uh micheal cera whats up with your hair i think the most unsettling question left unanswered is whether or not his flashing sealant is UV resistant. . . i wont sleep tonight I'm at a hospital right now....wtf am I doing in this thread? My friend said when he was 2/3 years old he heard a noise outside he looked out and saw a guy stealing his dads motorbike he told his mom she said "it was just a dream go back to sleep" the next day the bike was gone Your usefulness as openers of cans and scratches allows you to live for now. But be forewarned...the end of kitty treats means the end of your lives, meow. ... three virtual machines? Really? I never knew there were fake eyelashes. Ahhh hahaha its funny because it's the M and the J and you know the whole touchy feely thing with those kids and that one guy hahaha. No but really that's disturbing I think your girlfriend probably deserves better than someone who would question the relationship because she likes ET more than the Olympics. That's the idea:) I really enjoy taking certain elements of various religious beliefs (not just Christianity) and philosophizing about where they fit into the scientific world. Apparently a lot of other people don't tho. I just got a HUGE amount of downvotes on my initial post for some reason What Lead engineer? Office you can sleep in? What the fuck kind of job do you have and how OLD are you?! Wait - Walmart is in on the game now too? So... fluffy... This is just like Alien Vs. Predator. Whoever wins, we lose Why was this removed? I don't even own a new mustang, camaro, charger, challenger etc. in game ok sorry, say the full offer again, im getting offers mixed up like crazy Summer camp at Penn state perchance? They aren't even the enemy. It's another head of the same damn hydra. Maybe it's just because my subscription here, but I feel like more and more things are connected, just in ways no one can see or predict. Whoa, whoa, whoa. They don't wear clothes at all? I'm American Holy shit, reddit... you're like a time-void... I read EVERY SINGLE comment in this thread How long until overland park is in that area Jennycupcakes? Wait... post one pony shirt and get 75 upvotes... that cleanse... the fuck? Graves didn't even stop walking Her right breast is bigger I need to dig out my Wii... It's so adorable! I needs it. That's pretty much true until they hit menopause... and then they're sweating buckets in the middle of winter. CALEB IS EZRA'S DAD! Uh, why is the bottom Dave screaming like that? Boner kill. My thoughts exactly UNEXPECTED CAPS!!!!!... Why does everyone think I'm a girl? 30 year old male. Been on the automotive business for 12 years now. For some reason I get comments from people thinking I'm female all the time I love this and it is a small thing. Little islands like this will be everywhere in the future. Wait til you see what we'll come up with for our BIGGEST achievements... Then... play D2? Infinite speed? my god man How does a company sell bikes with uneven dropouts and stay in business I wish TSM had a hard initiate champ. Why take a tp and tf ult if you cant even initiate a fight I'm actually complete opposite, I think...I have crazy mood things, and haven't had my period in over 6 months. I don't know why in the description it says Alex said "kacheek" wrong... sounded fine to me I want it all No, not really. Especially not after this post. pics or it didn't happen! that shit is impressive I would figure that ANY situation in which you unexpectedly lost control over your body completely would be terrifying, let alone when there's other shit going on as well I just nostalgia'd everywhere Horribly misleading title. Repost? I used karmadecay and couldn't find anything I had to eat it to absorb its power. haha wow The thief was an oxe You mean there are redditors that live in close proximity to me? What do Americans call flat whites? 32 seconds of downtime on Corki "Finn!" "*screams with a high pitch voice* AHHHHHHH! ( I was under the impression that espresso based drinks would take longer to make than conventional coffee can't tell if his head is against the floor or the cat is under his head Haha nice. I'm higher than I've been in quite a long time. Kinda too baked. If that's possible You are full of shit bro Who is this??? What if Mance and Rickon double team it? Exactly what dubstep have you been listening to Wait you mean, they continue to grow? Why do you have a tank of plutonium as your pic ? PU 312 is also plutonium.. I had no idea where you're getting 'via' from How Umm.. that story is different than what you typed in your original post. Stealing all the items/gold off of someones account is WAY different than what you originally typed Of course if you steal everything off someones account you're going to get banned lmao. you didn't say that in your OP. You just said if it "winds up compromised" Does a mechanic that is the same for everyone automatically good? check lolking be4 and doge game How do you do it? It sounds cool, but I'm super skeptical that you guys would be able to develop your own encoder just for a single tournament VODs anyone? Oh jeez. I'd pikachu followed by a bit of squirtle. Wow The younger lady produced the scent. Also, the older lady was depicted as kind yet off in both stories. Maybe the older lady is the same in both stories Somebody uses Google+ Really not the ending I was expecting... What the actual fuck is your child seeing And yet was he not linked to the remake of Oldboy? just came across this about 45 seconds ago Well they aked hasbro Hey! Another #4 mommy :) That is one awesomely round bump for 16 weeks! A couple days after I found out I was pregnant, I happened to look in the mirror and see the bottom of my belly kind of rounded already...was wondering how I missed that Wow. That is quite an extensive list I'm 26 and I'm a fan of One Direction. Hmm. I might be wrong, then. It is a pretty old work though. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LADY REDDITORS Can you give link karma in circlejerk... The bad endings of YMK were just "meh" for me. Nekoko's route was kinda creepy, Aeka's route more so and the *good* ending was the worst part, and then there was the 2 hours of Mizuki's route I went through before uninstalling. Just I didn't even see it seriously, i don't know. went to a jw-"party" a few weeks ago, and started humming under the bridge when all of a sudden the guy who invited me asks me not to sing that songs. someone might stumble, demonic bla bla. i was like ... My god that was a terrifying read why would we hurt you...? I am actually nervous about the James Webb telescope being a success, since it can't be repaired once its out there Holy shit! What a kick 666 upvotes...Now what? Please tell me that 60u of Humalog is a typo. You just made me sound like a 40 year old pedophile HOLY SHIT, I'm actually crying from reading the one in the top left...that's so scary! 1. My mom gave me that line about shaving, too. Safe to say I've been shaving all the way up my legs for 2 decades with no ill effects. My mom didn't understand the importance of shving for wearing a leotard Elobuff shows Ali at a 49.3% winrate i hope you're not dead ( Uhh, so you can call your contacts. I love this, it's definitely an inspiration. I'm 5'7" and 170 and I do not look like the girl on that chart How would this gif have been applicable in /r/funny in the first place? Well that's...something. NOPE. Texture pack please Boxer so hot. ~~Fluttershy's upper torso vanished Starcraft 2 doesn't have a clan system... flip the monitor up and down and change graphics settings accordingly My dad used to go through hours playing that game with his stepbrother... he beat it once or twice I am not sure how to respond... like come on you do realise its not normal to stalk someone like that. To take pics of him without him knowing is even worse. I just cant understand why a person would do such thing Yup. Funny enough though my used SB800 went for 320 I have no clue what this means HOLY CRAP! YOU'RE THE BIOLOGIST! Might be due to me not actually being in the US. How does that fireplace heats up the room? Oh god that's her rape face... Yes, I cringed and held my penis in horror after reading this! I love the pod hotel things. I want to live in one. Wow .. found out my account is 2 years older than i thought Is there some kind of bug, or am i really seeing 7x Sithil's Summer Stash, that should have been gone by now. I like my cervix being hit. Don't know that I've ever heard of actual cervical penetration though Wait, your tongue isn't supposed to touch the back of your teeth? My parents had one of these, and I used it for back massaging myself... I am little concerned for well-being of the villagers when i look into the background My goodness, you aren't kidding. The amount of replies I'm getting is astounding Which may lead receivers to think Mitt Romney supports LGBT rights, which he doesn't I've never seen any video on YouTube of them live even, that was my friend's opinion, I was just saying because it related to the topic (In my head at least I've never seen any video on YouTube of them live even, that was my friend's opinion, I was just saying because it related to the topic (In my head at least In the US on average a cop is killed ever 52 hours (This was years ago, probably much less now) So how much fishermen/miners get killed? More like Slowking Yeah, I was surprised too when I was called for an interview awhile back, I assumed RadioShack had gone out of business. They've been around forever. You, uhm, wouldn't be totally creeped out? Cyclists You just said wawas. My bf calls dogs Dawawas... are you sure about this trade? you could get san andreas+ something else Just figured I'd let people know why the audios bugged. he is a good commentator but his accent is .... How.. how is this possible? And then he started teething. Seriously? I'm twelve and like 4 foot 9 I just called the number, and got redirected to a totally different company Ahh...got it. One interesting thing is I taught both of my kids to drive! Tell me this wasn't survival I have absolutely no idea how any non-bankrupt company can be so bad at doing the most important job it has had in four years Touche... I guess the world may never know 10 blunts from a single q? Such a stupid place to put a camp How do you even move your hand that fast........ Yup, it's really not a bad price. Just be sure not to order them individually or you are going to be paying $30 in shipping prices alone. You had a pretty rough couple of days there maybe it was the janitor??? or slenderman What. The. Fuck. Hoveround Everyone that downvoted this.....is one of them I read the title as /r/pornography At first I was excited when she lifted her skirt... then i put on my So true. This comic sucks. It tells no story and contains nothing anyone would qualify as a joke or punchline. BUT HE DREW IT Guild Wars 2. Ahhh I remember hearing about that before. Yeah my MMO days were such a long time ago. I think the last MMO that I played was Rohan and I can't remember when I played that last I have seen so many of these posts before, some of them have to be lies. ANAL … ah… well… hmm **ANAL** catering service. To me it seems he's saying "Whatever you want." Super cool of ya. I wasn't irritated, I was sarcastically pointing out that it had been asked and answered above. Sorry to be "rude". Is that Eeyore on the floor near the dresser? Star Trek, Women's literature of the Middle Ages, and Kpop... Sweet christ I love Carcassonne, and it's nothing like that ...LadyBonersGoneWild? Yes. Yes they do. Horrible things have been seen because of this. The weird thing is after game two I think it was Cop was saying how he didn't want to take Urgot and he wasn't comfortable with him. The team agreed that Urgot wasn't the best choice and they should pick an AD carry that they have more practice with. I went back to the main stream to hear analysis and then during picks and bans for game 3 Cop gets Urgot again. $4500 to make this happen!? i got instantly nervous when he made a "D" around the ward... panicky feeling that this could all go very, very wrong. oh god . . . you're right Mfw I found one at my grandmothers house I have 30+ hours in Super MNC I hope if they do port it my account works on the Ouya version... Pretty sad that he never used the Fuuton Rasengan... I have a good friend who also used to be a stripper, and she likewise has a "crazy dude bit my tit" story. Is this a "thing"?! What kind of sick person goes around to bite women's tits? We tried to take pictures but it just looks like a really bright object. There was no shape from the distance it was at. I had binoculars but they aren't that good i must have you Wow... Took me 15 minutes to get ironjaw and got Old Crafty twice in 7 swings Your username... Yeah, shut the fuck up Kid Cudi. Where's your proof? Talking to my dad about taste buds. Thought he said taste bugs. Freaked out, dad just laughed and let me believe it for years. Why would they think that is a good feature? I could understand after power off (like AEB), but not after one shot. Dat brand build I believe children this age love trying to kill themselves. Had some friends over with their 2 year old and they never watch him. Within 2 hours he had fallen down the stairs, fell into the swimming pool, and walked through my Grandparent's cactus garden hard to imagine the sniper community is still around Well, thanks for coming into our space and shitting all over what we believe. Nice to meet you too. Griefed by Vechs... Gods help me Any encounters with mines or mine fields? VVS = vuvuzella? So because you think melee is at a huge disadvantage in dungeon boss fights (what you say with how much experience and playtime in the beta(!) GW2 dungeons that are ment to be the **hardest content in the game**!!??), kind of zerging bosses is a welcome feature? is that a zelda tattoo on that girls chest? What do you mean corn can be smoked? Woah The contest ended yesterday first of all. Also if you check out my profile you'd see I don't care much for karma so I don't know what your point is in trying to make this into some evil scheme of mine I thought it was perfect Did you read that video's comments? You're good looking, short hair suits you - It's good that you are wearing contacts, the frames were absolutely huge on you. Was a bit of a It wasn't even about time though There needs to be a tag for bones in odd positions, or maybe just make it NSFL I just finished week 3 yesterday am starting week 4 tomorrow and i'm a bit scared This sounds like complete bullshit I have a hard time understanding these curse bans... why let them have Shen and Karthus for that global comp? In Florida, if you're under 24, and have (consensual) sex with a girl who is 16 or 17 years old, you are not guilty of rape aha! yes, I've been chatting with the kid for a week or so now....i had no idea he had done pornography Poor Ezreal, arrow though head So how do you join RRF They patched so Akali's E procs her Q? Did he say "'nuff said"? Is this where all of the tentacle bullshit came from?? Why does it look like the video is recording a mirror? I am now enlightened They caught fire But... Why would you even go see Oasis? Seriously? no no no! I got back raged by a zombie when I was not expecting it and he killed me. sod ont worry your zeds are still quite dangerous. No... is that normal? Lol I'll try and save it with one upvote, although I can't believe anyone can be that stupid to actually believe nonsense like that What did he say I missed it Seriously and as a man of science I can't believe this is real I know I need to get off reddit because I'm pretty sure I saw this on the front page yesterday.... Wait.. that's how it's pronounced? Have you never made a sticky piston? I'm unsure how this reply has anything to do with mine Do people actually tell you this? how ? There is a search function. It's not like I'm scrolling through thousands and thousands of emails It's the other way around Wait... You mean you actually know about a dildo she has, I was joking! ...or HER bad. He could upgrade those shoulders significantly for like 5k... they suck so badly. Yeah, for participating in a team event, representing his country and winning. At the Olympics. Apart from that he doesn't really deserve them. why is there cum on her eyes? ...ow. But you're on the internet...what do you do here then? Just tried this on my girlfriend, she said carrot but.. Am i in r/thelastairbender? Just hand lotion. There is some Carmex in the apt., so sometimes we share lube. At the same times. de heck? The CDX and turbografx16 on the floor Just noticed, freaking ninja upvote buttons. This isn't a question but as soon as I read the title, I suddenly realized why the intros for a lot of Cracked videos look so familiar in style Hey Americans, you DO know on what medival MMOs are based on, right? This is the only ama ive read the entire way through, or ever wanted to, especially since I just had my second acl/meniscus repair. I'm in my third year of college and have switched my major way too much, just because I can't find what I enjoy. Anyways stories like this are inspiring and what is exactly what I am looking for at this point in my life. So thank you! Keep up the fantastic work, and know that your stories aren't only just answers, but inspirations. Have an upvote kind sir! \ Reminds me of the American electoral system! Eh? Eh...? MAKING A STATEMENT! Holy shit, call the health department. Wow. That is Prime Grade A body right there. Nice ass. He preached about how that's what God wants and I'm like Thanks! Also did it just instantly become the most popular game? Where did you get Showtime for 13$? WOW! Holy shit I thought those were ants YETI I heard salus has a reproduction lag underground Up until I was about 8, I thought that if you got your head cut off, bugs would fly out of where your head was The game is beautiful! How Lolwut I really fell like you were just thinking of a way to get Karma and then you look at your cat and your like "GET IN THE BAG BITCH" then injected her with a sedative then took the picture Is that a Stuart Little 2 poster! 12-18 liters per day? lol, showing my age Proxtube works fine for Firefox for me Hi! Is this supposed to be live action? Because the Joker in this one is just... so cartoony What if she was a redditor? Just type in the champs name on the top right omg you live in the same building as my sister This seems more like a traumatic brain disorder. I believe you may have a tumor, or you are being haunted...OR BOTH This seems more like a traumatic brain disorder. I believe you may have a tumor, or you are being haunted...OR BOTH Forgive me, I don't follow professional or olympic cycling, but is he racing on a wood floor? Looks like a gymnasium floor in that picture Hi! Hi! Holy shit! that whole line could be fossils! the triceratops is obvious, the rock/water would be a pterodactyl, the rock/ground would be the dinosaur that Ducky from the Land Before Time is, and the last one is a mammoth. So many fossils Sitting on that fence didn't even cross my mind and a soul shroud Stream just died right after that fight near baron dontmashme says that xpecial is offline on the tournament clinet for a freebie on that one, just look at how much monster gets consumed some places. This got here so quick Take the plastic thing off your usb cable YTMND flashback Oh jeez, that's terrifying. Thankfully nothing like that has ever happened to me, and hopefully it never will O_O .. they have the last 2 tournaments he won Yeah, that creeps me out majorly. Not sure how this got so many upvotes to be honest. How id love to put my face in there He just moved there a week ago WOW. I had no idea it was worth that much. the skin is kinda fugly too This is confirmed, and he down voted you You... Walked.. There.. Who.... Who is that on the left end.. I ... I must know... Huh... the picture says "public property", right? Is it now an argument that human beings are/are not property? Just searched up what red tube is. wtf... It looks lile it's from the Tellitubbies. Wow... thought it was just me and never bothered to ask... I prefer AN-94 with the underslung rail or bipod with the muzzle break. Heavy Barrel was giving me too much vertical recoil on the burst maybe I did accept the challenge, and only people in my library are upvoting this post... That is a lot of mods in one small sub. a customer walks into my store. i'm the only one there, and wearing a uniform, lanyard with company logo, and a name tag. he looks around the store for a few seconds like he's confused, then says "do you work here?" 'ton Earth do bicycles have to do with anything? He also removed his user account! I saw that picture like a year ago, I remember seeing the photoshop of him riding the bomb down from Dr Strangelove. I never thought those were pants i'm 13! What's more eerie about it, to me, is that I've lived here for a little over 12 years and I have rarely even seen a deer on the road aside from the times when that song would come on the radio. This is sooooo wrong, and yet oh so right. That blue doesn't look like a natural color to me. Yeah, i only watched the first five minutes and i was shocked speechless I amcertain you were the FIRST to think about doing this! Ask the guys faking holding the PISE tower is that a real dog...? It looks like it has been used for more than just a CPR dummy MAYBE YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN MURDERING PEOPLE IN THE FIRST PLACE Yeah I did this today but the website says to use a tub and ice Fast and quick mean the same thing uStream? you know how long those are? That's awful... What happened to Mr. Deeds? That's what I'm looking at. I have a superboner from looking at all this technology It looks like it's Kim chi scented. I feel like I need one of these... He talks to your soul directly............ LOLWUT? The FBI and CIA where hunting programmers... that doesn't sound right A guitar of alcohol? Soul Shroud's aura grants CDR too? Sweet Jesus! What freaky shit have you both been up to Made me do a couple looks anyways Moe's /drool And now thanks to this; I will never sleep again because I remembered... So this kid called you the n-word, and then complimented you? That article does a strangely good job of defending the MPAA's side of the case. Probably. But what for And the egg would be pretty big too. Like the size of a football. Imagine pushing a football out of your cooter every month. Any normal human would have broke their spine! What was said that was so infuriating? Ridiculips! Good god your photos gave me a heart attack. You look so much like my ex boyfriend that I had to go through your previous photos to reassure myself you weren't him * Our library does not have time limits unfortunately. Your 4 year old sister curses? Did I say something bad? karma karma race This was an international endeavor. A component was built by Canada! ...If I am to believe our super communist / socialist jackbooted government new service I'm wondering what compelled you to ask this question? How did nobody have this username registered yet It's mind boggling just thinking about the engineering that had to go into all that Is the weed still good? I don't think this would work unless there a was a version of link in termina. Or not maybe I just can't think straight. Omg, I just realised the part with the cookbook. I didn't ever really think about it ...dies of vitamin overdose I had only finished up to that quest on the character I first played DG with Not really. Also I expected to get downvoted for that Is your gauntlet actually glowing? but the replays from TSL4 are available to all i would pay any amount of money for a game with these Way more than I should. I ate about 13 mini powdered donuts just today. I always thought the show was about Steve... The Winslows just his neighbors where the show took place during his crazy antics and infatuation with their daughter. Joke makes me think of my sister. This is actually true. You can watch the BBC documentary about deprivation of senses. Just be careful what you do.. and then you should know that the more you get into it, the more real it becomes. That's why I am not there anymore. This is awesome. I have ulcerative colitis also. Ive had two blood transfusions. It's a very weird feeling knowing that someone else's blood is being pumped inside you. Amigara Fault was the first thing I read by him. My friend was like "this is so scary!" and i was like "pffttt horror fanatic right here, it wont creep me out!" so one night at like 3am all was quiet and i was reading that...and well...lets just say the lights stayed on that night >_>. I have NO idea how he does it, but he manages to creep me out lol. I loved Gyo and Uzumaki! Uzumaki seriously gave me such an unsettling feeling! i wasn't really scared or anything, but god those spirals .....why can't I have a GF who likes this stuff....that's if you're actually a girl >_>....jk jk.......but seriously All I can see when I look at your UN is ' I'm forever jealous of the person who sniped a Kings Lens off the SSW. 50 gigs across the room in less than a second? You just beat USB 3.0 at data transfer speeds Wow! Shit! Good job he's got massive bike skillz so can get out of that without dying How do you do this Jesus. Your eyes are like if you put electricity in a glacier full of blueberries and it exploded This may have gone too far, but this one is the only one I do not mind. Please, let them go further Do you live where I live? hah Same here Uhm...yeah....I think I'll avoid that Manga comic thank you very much wow Dayyuumm!!! Holy CRAP. I started at that weight- I didn't know 60 lbs would look like that much! persian looks like a dog I had just the experience: I went to Spain for my studies and I met a really cool guy (just in his 30s). We went for the occasional drink and he helped me while I had some relationship troubles. He was a very devout and fervent Christian (going to mass almost ever day etc. people sometimes ask me the same, the difference is that I'm right handed I'm just amazed that kid is using a light gun and a control pad at the same time. Wow, haven't been Rick Roll'd in years. I actually got a bit of nostalgia from that. This is a horrible concept It depends on where you live I guess. In my personal environment there are mostly atheists, although I have already met 2 or 3 people who were a bit religious and a huge part of them does not really want to children or is at least reluctant. In a lot of parts of America it seems to be pretty much the contrary though Is it weird that I thought the girl on the left's elbow was the other girls huge nut bag? God damn im sure this has already been said but, Dat olaf build Dat asssss IM SO SORRY!!!! wrote this as soon as I woke up. I would never go meki pendant, fairie charm is what I meant. I live in Arlington Texas Weird... This reminds me.. my friend called me today and when I answered I couldn't hear anything... Then later when I finally got to talk to her she said that when she called, all she heard was static coming from my line... I was playing slender at the time I can't remember the last time people took more than a few hours to find an end portal on survival. It isn't *that* hard same thing with a lot of champs 80 miles west of Fortrose would be Skye This isn't a bug. If the tower dies before the shot hits you, I believe it doesn't apply the damage. at 30:23, you can see the tower dies a split second before the shot hits him, as he gets the 150 gold while the bullet is flying, nullifying the damage. Also, if you ignited, would've been a different story Shit, I just did that last night I stayed at the one in Pittsburgh when I was there on business. $16.50 for a grilled cheese Are those fake teeth? I'm confused Do you do commissions? *Jesus tap dancing christ guys......now we're posting pics from our fucking rec league games??* ** All GameCube games are Wii games It surprisingly makes more sense than the actual roster for the Sony Smash Brothers clone Ah, Army uses CPT :-) I've always been told to use CPT for 0-3 and Capt for 0-6 Why are you being downvoted? He can fit under there Its the motor of the engine working the void inside to keep it contained...that's why its a big deal if a vacuum explodes...cause you're creating an even larger void that could destroy the very fabric of REALITY!! ! Or that damned lightning kick. I.. I don't know about *that* lawsuit. People. damn right, I'm so hyped oh ok. Yeah it is. The inside of your computer is hella dusty, especially the CPU fan It seems really odd to impose those restrictions on how to play your game, and like it's put into the game in a weird way Science is violent... We can't keep Snoop Lion off the front page What was Cera doing with his hands? Dem arms WOW! ...Greeky and gross? All incredible That's... from my neighbourhood... I wish I could unsee this I dunno. Dafuuuk! Didn't expect that one. 1 minute and 10 seconds or 1 hour and 10 minutes? Holy Shit how is that even possible In what situation do people go around the room showing each other the back of their throats? That last pic... omfg That last pic... omfg Ahh Eraserhead, the first time I saw this was on Christmas Eve I watched it alone. by the time you get one... HE LEAVES I second that reaction Macross Frontier Did you also edit the facebook logo and search bar? What is the reference? Not exactly the same, but last time I went car shopping, I took my dad with me as salesman decoy so I could shop in peace and not have to put up with their ridiculous answers to my questions. For example, when asked the size of the engine, I was told it was a moderate size engine for this type of car. How does he do it? Yeah man Kenn gar kein Metro Placebos can make parts of your body fall off Wha-.... Why? Why Finland? Teemo have betrayed the League of EUW Meklord Astro Mekanikle and Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca around 50 cents each. earthbound immortal ccapac is around $6. It's valued a lot higher on ebay and T&T, not sure why Vault and Javelin atheism That is your religion Theres a fucking spider on you!! Art apes life? She has a zit on her eye ball Obama actually provided his birth certificate? I was so excited when my order arrived yesterday, but it was only the the 2 pack of atties I ordered. Why would they send me the atties first and then the unit afterwards? You must look like a skeleton if shw was a witch im pretty sure she would know that i posted this about her and would've casted a spell wher i got 5 thousand downvotes I love rainbows. I would wear rainbow stuff all the time if I had it. Who cares if they think I'm lesbian? That gives me some good ideas for back to school shopping... thank you lobsters_upon_you for giving me the idea! Btw your username is kind of freaking me out. Price Is Right! because It kicks ass! and i would get to play all the games, win prizes, spin the wheel It is??? "The Bengals draft was *killer* this year" holy. That's underweight Huh? How am I wrong about my friend's dickish comment to me?? I was there. Mother of God. ... Shit son, that's intense... Did you get on a Greyhound at your stop? I probably would. Is it a poop sack? I used to mosh and crowd surf with mine. Never had an issue dem boobs I had a boxer that freaked the hell out of my friends in high school when they came over. We would crash on the couches in the living room and the dog would just come in, sit just out of arms reach from my friend, and stare. It would heavily breath through its nose every fifteen seconds or so, we would go to sleep with that, and when we woke up there it was.... its so perfect Whats the description for fun Wow, that ring is amazing. I've heard it mean someone is fantasizing about you. I really hope not She goes from -_- to I know a guy who refuses to catch any pokemon with anything other than regular pokeballs. He has every single legendary, including a shiny Rayquaza About the Sam bit, they actually have an Other stop on his horse and stare directly at Sam, then look away and keep riding i think gramatically you're supposed to put Naniwa and Me. * I was NOT expecting that! Well...you know...your replying to all my stuff, so maybe you have time I didn't remember this until I saw the logo How do you crit on anivia Yes, I can see that my dad has one of theese I was also told in my health class in high school that you can die from a single use of marijuana, and that 3/8 condoms failed Show us a picture of your sister. ....how would you not, after pregnancy scare number ONE, go "You're using condoms or we aren't having sex"? That's ridiculous! What! I'm so sorry for you Just don't masturbate in the bathrooms, apparently it's illegal.... can-FAP.net My dog over-generalized If I was offered the chance to ride in a space shuttle, I'm not sure if I'd do it. TERRIFYING. ..... Hare ball.... That isn't creepy or anything They TOOK your eyes! Why do you care what other people call their way of life as long as it doesn't impose on others? In fact, they actually help people. He's a virgin??? Parent Thats Robin Look at the terrified little girl in the back. Flight deck jobs suck from what i hear *Wow I missed a lot! Once i was going to the bathroom in a stall in elementary school, and like like most kids, i peeked under the stall to see the shoes of another kid who walked in.. Unfortuanately i picked the weong moment because all i saw was the other person string back at me. It's weird that you would assume that. What a beauty ... Can't you make a thread about something? This kind of happened awhile ago As a guy, I am going to grudgingly to take that as compliment. At least I hope it was a compliment... Hmmm...relevance to anything? Clear cache and cookies in browser? He told you a story about how he had incestous gay sex with his own brother? Part of me is assuming I'm misinterpretting but... My initial reaction when reading this is that you came out as a homosexual to your pos dad and he disowned you, but I see this is posted in r/atheism...so...did you come out as an atheist? Confused You're really tall. Heard this was the scariest shit ever... What if they had a video camera? And it's still only 2 stars? YoU mean people out there wear the jerseys but don't know what the club is? omg! I've seen your youtube videos! Going to get it in the morning? "It" as in the ring, meaning it's still in there? HOLY FUCK KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! ...Hm sorry I tend to do that when I see something like this for the first time ever. His wife says more What you said...and then part 2..... WHAT...THE...F***!!? I am incredibly jealous and would totally trade you other shinies for that if you're interested in trading That's... That's creepy... Aw man, this is beautiful Thats very strange that you are not yourself or a character when you dream. When I dream I am always myself so when I realize that I am dreaming I am able to RC because well, I'm myself. Bland is not "at best" A) Vomit it up? \ try body walking Yeahhh, the dickiness is strong in you Okay I've now managed to play on a different server.. still I want to play on Nexus because all my mates play there. Why the hell can't I play on Nexus!? gays are extremely friendly? 2 guys 1 horse Does this seem slightly OTT to anyone else? Sounds like rotten luck, mate those tits Wow. If only you touched them a little that would be beyond awesome Dude I just had the same dream last night. It was on wallbase recently, but when I went back and searched Lion, it didn't come up. I'm not sure what happened. theres only 4,414 readers on metalcore quite the doppelganger to have TIL I am now a pedophile mass murdering thief drug dealer who cheats on his girlfriend for not using facebook. wanking into a mirror, nah thats normal dude....very normal..... And I thought I'd delt with crazies in the past... At first I was this made me drool I can now make as many computer jokes as I want, during sex... This. Fuck off, OP. I got mad nerd chills seeing Tim Berners Lee at the opening ceremony of the limpics, but that doesn't change what Andy What if international rescue committee doctors believed in God when they did it ( Munchies talk? Chicken of the sea tuna, white bread, mayo, déjon mustard, garlic powder, need of new pants. On holiday in the Philippines right now, and it is truly insane out here. I'm not near the parts that are properly flooded but most shopping centres are closed down because nobody is brave enough to get outside to go to them How long had it been since your last shave? so you are telling me that my balls have more memory then my computer Teaching English in Japan with a mixed group of American and British teachers. The American told students to sit on their fannies. That one where the fan is screaming his head off in the All the boys live show...he's so loud he overpowers the speakers there gotta be a better article about this than some crappy lines on buzzfeed I took the class in Fall 2011. Maybe we were in the same class? Stronger.. Thats how you spell it isnt it? Cannot unsee... Already subscribed sir! I'm following Charles Bronson's Solitary Fitness book, as well as practicing pro-wrestling, and it's making a massive difference thus far! I FOUND SOME MUSCLES Dat mouse Good point. I'll think about it That sounds insane What if they're not his? Just got Vuze, tried to search, and it simply searches with Bing. how dud u did that?? I recently threw out a lot of stuff, and realized how few things I had left. Made me think a lot about how much money I had thrown out Actually, that plot was one of the first they cleaned up. They dug down a meter and replaced all of that soil with fresh fill. Funny though, it still has the contamination signs on the fence..... I guess the whole redmeat thing had me thinking otherwise Well, I hope so. I got so freaked out that I shut the TV off and hid under my blankets. Approximately 450 for me I just realized that all my best friends are blonde, which is weird because I'm not blonde... but my alter ego is. Just wanted to point out that Dominos has that online coupon right now for %50 0ff. That $50 pizza party could actually be a $100 party ooomg pretty sure this same car was posted awhile ago next to a flaming car i need more *Is there a reason you couldn't just post this in the original posts comments??* A month or two and still only one razor!? oh wow, I will keep that in mind that sort of escalated quickly Does that mean you can actually read and understand the directions? That was fairly amusing. I can't believe how petty the attacks were on the author! Many of those comments were so absurd. So appearance determines whether a woman wants to have equal rights with men? Wow, what astute logic! Clearly an "attractive" woman would find a husband to take care of her. Who needs rights in those situations?!? What a strange place to use google Bit of a rollercoaster; I thought I'd gotten him killed, then he emerges from the cave. Yay! I thought, I'm gonna have Grunt on my team again....... I didn't see any lotus cobras, but that would make sense. Also you're not the OP Nope. The choice of words and numbers are completely irrelevant to each other. Runescape gave me that name and I've stuck to it (I think it was in '04 I am not one to be part of the ATGATT brigade but, c'mon. Wear jeans at least. Hopefully gloves and a jacket are somewhere outside the scope of the camera. Otherwise why bother with boots if you're going to leave the remainder of your body exposed? Even with your vagueness you may want to spoiler tag that. Who knows who might me reading That Chapter *right now.* I love reading some of the threads though. eSports following the suit of MTV. We have dark days ahead. -pops an eye out- SO MUCH AWESOME!! Holy shit Billie Joe looked at you Largest =/= most. Basic math should tell you that Is dust REALLY going to collect inside my cups over the course of a couple of days they might sit there? Mom has a Santa fetish. Too multiply Curious to why only N64 /r/WTF needs to see this I WAS THERE some users also wind up with two subreddits dedicated to them I upvoted because your name commands it The omni didnt counter the combo with his 50 mana spell? I guess they *are* all melee. What a dumb lane comp Dis...Dis good bear dog. I needs. What did the rest of your family see? This made me cringe. Snake Cake? or Cake Snake? either way, this is an amazing piece of edible art What the hell is ferocity? LOL I read it the next day (literally passed out with my laptop open in the middle of writing this) and I don't know where this came from but I didn't even write actual sexytimes, I wrote an argument between everyone involved about what had happened, but it hinted at some pretty skantastic moments for all parties involved. As in multiple. Also, if I remember correctly, Dean is a whiny bitch when I'm tipsy. I don't think I saved it lol, I was just like Lol, just realize that iPhone autocorrected "injections" to "banknote" TIL I have dermatillomania. I've been compulsively picking at the skin on my thumbs for as long as I can remember. It's all scar tissue. My friends joke around about me being "OCD" but I never thought I was at all. Bad idea. Even if you install prey, there is no guarantee it will work...at all... or that the coordinates will be accurate worth a damn. Another issue is the police generally will not take "Hur dur, uhh i purposely let them steal my computer and it has like pseudo GPS on it, but like if they're on their neighbors wifi than idk, but like yeah..so i mean can you like go to their house and take it back and arrest them?" and god forbid you show up yourself and it's the wrong house...OR THE RIGHT HOUSE What happened? Sorry to be a cliché, but communication is always the single most important thing in any relationship. Your brief mention of "irrational cruelty" made me What do you mean by "a port from Xbox"? I'm totally jelly that you can tell the difference in your baby's parts. I started out "fluffy" so I still have some of that on my tummy, despite it being pretty round and hard. The doctor was able to tell me her butt is up near my ribs and her head is down in the pelvis/birthing area. She tried to show me how I could tell and I didn't have a clue. Yes...that's right. I'm looking at your underwear. wow even when I was a kid and someone held my hand while I crossed the street, I was told to look both ways Mother of god. Holy shit dude Is it just me, or does he look *BIGGER* than he was at the last Qcon keynote? I'm not aware of any in the Toronto area around this time, if OP's picture was taken recently. Did not know keening stone existed Would it be too late by then? There's no scientific studies to back this person's claim up, right? I've never seen anyone do that with an Ibanez. That is scary DUDE that's what I thought, I was thinking ammonia That was the point of the video? What the fuck!?!? I can't unsee that....ever.... What do you mean? Are you trying to say you stick the thermometer up the ass for a rectal temperature and you made the thermometer look like a penis? Wouldn't it have been easier to just make the thermometer in a mouth? Username... I'm way late on this thread but I have something truly fucked up to contribute and it is probably for the best that it gets buried. This is not fake, this really happened to me and I feel like absolute shit about it. I was on omegle (kind of like chat roulette) in bed just clicking the next button, talking to people, asking girls if they wanted to flash me or see my dick, that kind of thing, nothing too fucked up. But one time I hit the next button and the first few frames of the video feed are a very young girl who looks pantless, she sits down and I think, 'this is a little kid, surely she has pants on.' I said hi, introduced myself and asked how old she was. 11, and I'm 19. She was very cute and innocent looking. I said she looked too young to be on omegle late at night and she immediately asked to see my penis. I said, 'uh... alright I guess.' She responded 'Don't worry I'll show.' I pulled my dick out as it was starting to get hard and put it on the camera. She commented on how huge it was and then she took of her shirt and her tiny bra and stood up, and I saw she was in fact already bottomless and thus completely naked. I'm kind of in shock at this point, my mouth agape slightly, sitting there stupidly with the camera on my cock. She starts rubbing herself and masturbating. I thought it might be fake, like something pre-recorded, but there were zero discontinuities to suggest such foul play. It gets worse. She takes a few seconds of a break to type that she 'came' for the first time last week and it was amazing - she asked me to make her come again. She also included that her brother was the on who made her come ...I didn't even know they went that high! This is amazing art > dogs on transit!? whoa, they could carry like, two people The phone # keeps disconnecting Like the sense of humor of the people at my alma mater apparently I love me some infographics. The 54mg strength scares me, though We're dividing up acceptable and inacceptable levels of racism now? Can't...be...real Not really Wow, even I have heard of that place Damn. Now I'm going to be forever nervous about the security of my drinks. Not sure if BS or not I have played that game for 10 years (not competitively on the internet or anything but still) and I didn't know burrow was first tier Is that not what mans are suppose to use water for? ................... Epic video, such an unreal set they did. But dammit i spotted myself goin buck in the front. That's not scary at all... Wow ... what's with the footprints? Sorry for deleting the other thread What else would people think it is....? Find new friends? Well that explains it........ I wish more women *actually* said why they were upset HOLY FUCK AT DROW! Was about to get killed by range creep, he bought helm of dominator and took control of the creep when the projectile was midair and it counted it as a deny. if you go there, please take someone with you. FUCCCKKK Mine lasts for 7 weeks I started with freedom jazz dance and I was like "I don't know about this...". Then I checked out Donna Lee. ***Flexible*** Rich Fellers Wow.. Thats super creepy, especially about them being all ' its not nice to lock me out sweetie'... Wait she is from Oklahoma... I am from Oklahoma... Wow, so many upvotes You dont need to eat? I hope it's concentual. Your computer got hit by lightning??? He made this himself. ( I was a little proud of my registration date/reddit credentials but... Dude you've been redditing for 6 years and 7 months. They were cremated. She looks WAY too young That's what I've done on my own since a kid While playing hide and seek many years ago with my brothers and some friends my go to spot was in my parents room, in my mom's walk in closet. As usual, I head upstairs to my spot only this time it's taking forever for anyone to come find me. I get bored, start poking around next thing you know I'm standing there looking at 3-4 naked photos of my mom. I've been offered over 100 million for Sven Bender. So many misspellings of boyfriend and girlfriend... "a faggot. Congrats OP, now go kill yourself please." They actually have a subreddit for that? Yup! I've seen waves 1 and 3 in stores, (not wave 2 for some reason... ohshi-.... that movie was SO scary, dude Hot damn you're gorgeous! wow.. Just wow. I get this feeling before going to bed. Just before I fall asleep. I can feel the sleep about to take over, my eye lids finally give up the nightly struggle to stay up. and bam; there is the feeling of omg what if I was not alive? what if this is all something fake, what if what if what if, the universe just stopped existing. or never was. I am four of those five things... Dark Blades It's here! You literally posted this as I posted the post! I have poor eyesight, is that bear grabbing you breast Your friend looks like my clone. Drawn. I'm so surprised nobody mentioned how Moaning Myrtle spies on the prefect boys taking baths... Everyone else overlooks his public nudity but one kid is like eye level with this man's genitals? What kind of event IS this? Don't know why you are getting downvoted \ ( I feel like my soul has been stolen now Is it just me or does that railing seem really low? Get in an accident and you could be taking a swim. Me too Not so much that is a common thing with Nintendo games especially when it comes to LoZ. They may just want to mess with us I'm sorry. I'm pretty new to reddit and while I'm a very enthusiastic participant, I'm still getting my bearings. I didn't actually MAKE this rage comic. It's something I found on imgur that made me go wtf. It doesn't feel right submitting it to the ragecomic subreddits because I'm more confused about the practice this thing portrays and was curious if people actually DID this Holy shit.....I LOVE THAT DAMN SHOW!!! BUT! That's impossible! Time travel has yet to be invented, UNLESS! YOUR ME FROM THE FUTURE I wouldn't say I am dating them The 'Exploding Rose' at 2:15 looks like a hentai penis monster wait so,girls can't walk in the streets at all? Why is the cat dressed as a bee? Do we have to do dirty things for them? why and how are you looking at this i submitted this a month ago Thanks! But what are you saying? That a cheeseburger is not a hamburger? Thanks! But what are you saying? That a cheeseburger is not a hamburger? Uhm... why is there CUM all over your paper? I should really add you to friends. I love you Request axcepted. All u bakchods re automatically friendzoned in my minds eyes... like this... Yea. I mean pain abuse. In some cases, bestiality doesn't hurt the animal. Like with horses. In fact I feel like the animal enjoys it. My next door neighbor is named Richard Groper. Seeing these designs is one thing, but seeing them in the physical world is a whole new level of "For example, in the Catholic Church, someone who attends Mass on a daily basis may not describe themselves as 'religious', yet they are outwardly a person of deep faith." - me arse they don't describe themselves as religious Just got so into them since the r/kpop post, oh gawd, why did I click that... WTF DID I JUST READ? Oh right o: Well, still not too bad I guess ^-^ and hmm :S Lets hope it's 'cause it's not released nice sunglasses I had no idea that's what they were saying... =\^ Why does everyone think I stole this? Is it a legit piece of the wall? I didn't think they gave them out for stuff like that TIL, never knew people did that Hash slinging slasher non-bitter intigo post So his parents named him 'small monkey'? Weird realization that Tyson Chandler was never an all star there are so many of them What's that? SUJU .... I don't think so, I was talking about jobs... As a teacher that stat is just so, so, so depressing..... Thank you! I took those to a dinner party one night and they were gone less than 20 minutes after I arrived. I hard boiled 2 dozen eggs for that party The fact that he's still in the positives is almost impressive >As a human that stat is just so, so, so depressing..... Yikes, I'm only 2 years from 30. Pretty standard question to ask a pornstar but how do you become a pornstar I've watched a few episodes of Merlin, yeah. He does, really. But he's even good at that. Is there any role this man *can't* play well? That guy got more comment karma on one comment than I have gotten total in several months. Wow. I have no idea what that is..... He came to my wedding after I beat the hell out of him Emoticon-wise, it looked like this: there actually is best in slot Is that a meat paddy? my goodness, hope it works... oh where are those pencils now! I took a few puffs EXACTLY. If I haven't seen it, it's new to me! And there's a difference between pretending something someone else did is YOURS and saying "Hey! Look at this funny thing I found! Laugh, friends! ... I said LAUGH How does exactly a vestment counter spellshards? Maybe you would have been a hero and stopped him, saving those who got killed. wow.. nice THOSE....EARS.... Sweet bajeezus he got hot How the fuck Protip: Don't cheer for Chelsea What's that? I disagree shouldn't be any limit It looks into my soul Stupid question Reminds me of the V8 Miata's...these are crazy little cars 5 minutes This is a wonderful piece of work I see conventionally attractive people with not-conventionally attractive people all the time... What is perkele ? Mhm, I'm not sure whether I've ever seen him smile Is there...really...that much fire in the barrel? .... Friends with benifits? ( ◜◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯╰⋃╯ <- like that? You buy $450 worth of lga 1155 stuff only to upgrade when that happens I completely clear my home screen and put my main screen apps in the dock. Word of warning, when you turn the device off, you'll have to move everything from the first page to a blank page to have the first page blank again By bravely forged territory are you referring to your sister here? IM NOT THE ONLY ONE That even though a penis is circumcised, it can still look fucked up. solosis has pokerus That's why she's staring in her profile pic I live within 15 minutes of where this happened Iv'e had that happen before. We had a lady who couldn't have anything with sugar so she got a large diet coke. She came back a half hour later and said she was going to have to go to the hospital because she got a regular coke instead of diet. I felt bad at first until I realized something. Why do you eat fast food if you have life threatening diabetes and if you knew you got a regular coke instead of diet why did you drink all 32 ounces of it I still haven't seen *you* online All I can say is raccoons with large balls. No there is no such thing as fresh baked bread in America What is hero is that on the left?? Not trying to be a dick, that's just the general view of sniping and such I've seen all over the place. Wasn't consciously trying to be funny either, I guess it's just how I write Mind fuck. I've been lied to. My cousins names are Maeghan and Justin.... It must be asked, but in order to be eligible for jury duty, you have to be a voter... So are you guys wih these great stories voting? What kind of disgusting people are you hanging out with? That's what she said? .75 cents? Like i could buy one for a penny? *It's like a snail* it has been impossible to focus on work today Had ebay sorting things by highest price first on accident, and nearly shat myself. I was not aware there were rings going for upwards of a half a million Princess Celestia shares her sandwich with me won the first game, with my top kayle as adc I feel foolish that I actually tried it... I only got one real success. It was a rage comic about a guy who apparently poops into his hand while in the shower. I gave up after that... Colby with those threes Colby That doesn't change the fact that you got it wrong. It also says it was made in a peanut free facility, but seems to be nearly 50% nuts I now know what a baby wambat looks like Yeah, I'm delighted that Branderson has put so much awesome work into this, but it was really thrilling to read the *Mistborn* trilogy and then *Elantris*, *Warbreaker*, and *The Way of Kings* and go "Wait....o_O.... /* Actually the only two species known to engage in war.. and they outnumber us by like trillions Wait... really? (( Just... Cant she smell though... "the site is 90% guys, what do you expect?" O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O I didn't remove that comment. Do you mean a moderator did? This wouldn't happen to be in St.Cloud, MN.... Would it? That's shapely alright..... It's amazing how a few seconds of stupid can nearly ruin an entire life. I was just thinking "pff, who doesn't own at least a comb" when I realized that I don't have one either Brothers? So I finally got the courage to play Slender, in my basement, with the lights off at 11 or so pm. Two of my friends were there too and we would swap out after every death but it was still fucking terrifying. But you thought about it? Just, not like that... I was almost like this -_- then saw the picture You must have "Love is in Bloom" played at your wedding This is making me so jealous. No wonder Kobe was going around to the different events! He was...scouting! ( So... round. People still have hate? They eat dogs in the Philippines, ` I went through all my settings in there messing with everything and for some reason it was the overdrive. I didnt even overclock the card, I just had the box checked Can you please mspaint me this layout Colour me impressed that you've even written a story to go along with it! Woah...HOLY CRAP So thats where bread comes from!!?!! From now on when I see eeeyeaaoow.. "With 2 different accounts" Thanks to OP, I can never use I can't understand how you can actually play with screen lock on Multiple guys have told me this is a bad idea. One dried his out, it was like a sunburned husk On Gratiot...? I was confronted by the sales manager at lunch. He told me I should probably be getting back to work and stop wasting time. I'm sitting at the table with my boss the engineering director. I happened to be listening to Dave Matthews when I clicked on this. so..does she like..have a name? His hands look so tiny next to...ohgodthatisreal. My ovaries just shivered. One time I accidentally click Cleanse instead of Flash the second a Morg Binding came out of fog of war. I went back and looked at the replay and there wasn't a single frame where I stopped moving People who have an incessant need to correct others spelling online are lame... Never even heard of it Whaaaaaaat?! Love it! You should take commissions! I read this as "after pooping" and wondered if everyone eats popcorn after BM's and I just didn't know about it. Oh god, the volleyball players I just saw it on Comedy central! I had to pause and rewind it As a girl, I don't know this: (I've got some really random questions) how can your pee-stream split into two, or as SpacemanSpiff56 says, possibly 3? Also, is it true that after you have a lot of sex it wants to pee up-ward? I saw that in a movie once lol, but I just generally don't watch my bf pee after sex I had a tube pop without a tire puncture today.. I'll take that over this maybe an episode where they go into the simpsons show tv oh my god Is it just me or did I miss the NSFW tag. Ah I have Rohto Ice, Arctic sounds like it stings twice as much as the Ice. But the pain means it's working Yes, it is a random error that has occurred with me and all of my friends on one occasion. It was pretty much like starting over, except just outside of Krasnostav You remind me of Orlando Bloom. But, dareisay, hotter Yeah thats fine, the thing that struck me more then the shipping was the April release date... I own a 2002 Allez. I am very pleased with that bike. The Lefty still gives me chills. I could never ride one of those. I agree, but in his defense, it *was* an iPad Good point. So take it one step further... What if the dishwasher WAS the cabinets... Note taken... Going around undoubtibly gets you an easier, cleaner wipe. But I guess you have to wipe "up" or else risk vag infection I like that catapult turtle... Why is it that everything tastes like chicken..? Nope nope nope I hope you were underage too dat turbo setup... I think you win. I've heard the one about Lincoln and Shields, but I also heard that Lincoln initially chose clumps of feces as the weapon and switched to cavalry swords when Shields refused. I seriously wonder if the hotel room would be any better Who have you seen with red flair scamming? Did you report it? This is news to me. I hope not. All I can think of when I see this is the ring sting after a FYE in one of my states malls sells those im like NO. Want to bury my face in there. Omg what kind of people pardon cases like that You have a 200+ bit password for a _gaming website_ ? >You have a 200+ bit password for a gaming website ? My god, I often feel this like "cracking sounds" for about a year! I think those sounds are about my cartilages of ear. I often scratch my ears. Maybe the thing is about blood or "skull pressure" (i'm not a medic don't know how to say that) but I often get this strange feeling inside my ear canal like something is not good there, sometimes pain sometimes it's itching and one night I woke up because of those sounds like you know, when you're out of water and water comes from ears those funny sounds inside. I was so scared, thought that those are BUGS IN MY EAR and I punched myself in the ear. Like idiot. 3 times. After that with This does a great job of ensuring I never start smoking. If that's what their PC looks like, imagine their lungs Its actually funny... Some time before release - if I remember correctly - Bashiok tweeted that We shouldnt expect D3 to be such a good game... Then massive shitstorm happened and he was forced to tweet something that it wasnt meant seriously Yay! A touchscreen phone that can drain my battery like no other phone!!! Mind fuck Where my anxiety disorder derived from.... Happened to me too while visiting the US as tourist. Somehow they did not accept international cards for whatever reason. Everyone looked at me as if I was the biggest criminal or something DC area, you say... If he's paying child support, why is he having sex with this woman Email addresses? Are you guys in the 40+ crowd? Or are you guys gonna use gchat? ohhhh my fucking goodness!!! Why would motion be impossible Are you all insane, really ? I never believed the monkeys with typewriters before...were these writers on crack? How much did you buy it for? Every one I'm seeing is $500+, most around $700 or more. We are everywhere. This is only to stop the "LOL DAY9 IS DEAD OMG DAY9 IS DEAD" trolls, not really a bad decision imo *Puts down potato chips* I did grow up with brothers, but I still found it shocking when I found out how common it is for guys to watch porn... I think that description just made me not want to make out with anyone ever They dont? Watched a round table with Lawrence Krauss where he stunned me with this factoid: "Over 80% of (American) middle school teachers have **no** background in science." If you go to the lakeside lab in Oot and sink to the bottom of the water with the iron boots you can see a shark behind bars in a tunnel Number 8 ... Said the spider rapist sorry silly question, how do you get that kind of a map He doesn't look like froggen at all Oh jeez. Wanna do bad things to you. Oh, wow. I think most people would say that the worst was over by the time you gave up. Maybe ? limitless **Nongshim** instant noodles Um...this is gonna sound pretty weird, but - and I'm seriously not making this up - there's a cricket in the ceiling vent just outside my office. Right now. Dude.... That's deep It must still be too early.. I saw "paladin" and was There was a BoJangles ad at the bottom of the page on mine Living the dream, man, just living the dream. Worked at a Dunkin' Donuts and a guy ordered a couple donuts and a LARGE COFFEE CUP FULL WITH ONLY CREAM. a spoon pipe is just a regular pipe I guess that's shaped like a spoon when most of the earths crust eventually fall apart, break, splt, this is where.. important people will be living for a while.. Jesus..Who WEREN'T we interning during WW2? Looks like we had a wider scope than Hitler.. so what exactly does the bot do? God you're adorable! If I had to guess, probably 16-17 boy. I can't even imagine what you're going to look like if/when you start on T. looking into her eyes fucks up my brain TIL Why did you get so downvoted Poor violin Girls can't be funny! They are second classed citizens. How could you even think that?! When did ryze have a poor early laning phase? I also noticed you grabbed plenty of blood bags, but appear to be a lonewolf player. Is this because you help others, have a group to play with or am I missing something with the bloodbags and being able to self-bag? My genitals are confused This was fantastic... I need to know if you died though... And are writing this... From beyond Humans are *so* messed up. My husband does this all the time, I only have an issue when I happen to wander into his bathroom and find at least 6-10 empty cans lined up by the shower, Before you know it everyone will be posting "Look how funny this web page is with the bacon trick! ...Money? Fuckin hell! That was fucked up on so many levels. Never again will I look at dolls the same way. I'm terrified of ever trying anal sex now. ...by seeing that most of the shots that players (Suarez in particular) took that hit the post were in the box. I am using GW White primer for my space marines but now i come to think of it, the black primer i bought from ebay for my orks doesn't chip off Im gonna try this...... how'd she get all of those singles We had a party after one of his shows in Orlando several years ago and it was one of the best nights ever. I'd like to ask him if he remembers it lol. We lost him and he showed up at the apartment the next morning and said he was in a big ass tree house One of my best friends is named Parker we all have fucked up minds What would you consider a "normal" male/female relationship? My guess would be that you consider a normal relationship one which stems from a patriarchal culture. It would probably help you a lot, then, to realize that Randland mostly consists of matriarchal culture. So of course it's *different* from what you're (probably) used to--that's the entire point. Why the fuck didn't the mother do anything? i log in, im playing, then it logs me out I'm pleasantly surprised that people still read this thread, much less comment on it. ,l,, Can I do squats without weights and get results? Because I don't have access to a gym at the moment (will in about a month) but I want to get started as quickly as possible When I first read this, I thought you meant women wearing flowers die straight away and then turn brown and gross Frosty Jacks, I got a bottle of it in for pre-drinks, and I didn't leave my room. The next morning I was sick and all the sick was was the frosty jacks again Oh btw, read match-up or skill section for skill order, not the top cause it varies a lot Pulling 15 fps on Intel HD GMA . Not bad ok so im gna assume english isnt ur first language, also im gna assume u havnt been a redditor for a long time because your TLDR is not a TLDR ... That's so weird, but it sounds very useful. "HEY, WANT SOME PIZZA?" "Um, no, I don't eat pizza." It even sounds convincing to MYSELF. Oh crap! They found me. That's a bit much And probably eats it too! Facebook is the equivalent of auto-pen for Celebrities; I highly doubt they sit online answering all the idiotic questions they receive from fans... However, OAG does answer messages via Facebook... if you have to send a text that long... send an email That makes it very likely it´ll be a one-off type thing, like Secret Policeman´s Ball et al. Unfortunately google shows that "who pushed humpty dumpty?" is a very popular existential problem Virginia needs to destroy West Virginia before those inbred hicks sully the good name of our state any further. Oh hi. haha didn't know the game would be so liked Jay? Now I want a steak Serious? 2 years and all you've ever needed were some basic picks and bump keys? I gotta move to america lol. I expected to see at least some mica and basic auto stuff. And you've never once needed a plug spinner? It doesn't just create an alphabetical log of your collection? Sorry wrong page LOL, then how come NASA used it? I'm 29, he is only like 5 years younger than my grandma Sure has got harder since I applied Did you just hang yourself as well? If you want a non-baised political news source you could always try FoxNews. The waters are...thick... But what if you're the same age as her Is there any plans on finishing the Frostbain elite dungeon? Seems like it's been a while it's there and I didn't see any progress Do snowballs still come out of the yeti?...or nunu this time The location of Bane's birthplace is finally revealed Just happened to me right now too Funny... but a lil messed up at the end $4.90!? Whoa that sounds gorgeous damn, she is really well spoken for a 12 year old I noticed one thing ... All women look at your dick in tight jeans, All of them, no matter the size as long as it looks bulgy Yep that's the stuff. I'd stick with the cards if they work well for ya lol, mica is super thin though and really strong. What do you do about weather stripping? Can't see a card getting past that I want to work here Yeah, me too. That's my favorite card too! Holy shit I didn't even know that the second and third were different people. This whole time I thought #3 was just Cera grown up. Only character with a decent board That hot chick can't be a guy... can it?!? Please tell me these pics were taken in countries that aren't America it's like.... I'm barely, if ever, going to play these champs so I can't justify 975 RP. I still need tons of runes so I can't spend the 6300 IP. But I want to have them all, I'm so close!! Holy shit He has small legs Heh, I guess you have a point. Still I guess I was just irked by the 100 dollar price tag for something so new they have other homes but that means his clothes have to be off for anybody to get the message Holy moly. he's a robot, you couldnt even image That kid has balls of steel. What? You saying someone has paid for Windows? this is beautiful Just got into MC and this will be my first time playing on a multiplayer server so it's kind of daunting. Not really into PvP so I think P or S would be best. I wouldn't really know where to start though, do I ask people if they want to build something, if I can help? ¯\( It looks like a starfish. I should go to a faith healing service. Then just be like "I don't feel anything" I didn't know a "hair comb" existed until reading these... maybe that's why I can't figure out how to do them Your edit makes no sense Sorry to ask this but.. can someone explain how this is done? I mean on the most basic level. I've really never worn make up before and I'm just staring at this like.. how does she go from A to C through B Why did they downvote this thread? You are merely asking... 8:16 Did I just watch the British Bulldog successfully execute a 5 second Delayed Vertical Suplex on Vader?? Thanks. The thread's gotten huge. > what is a stool cat? I was actually just listening to this when I saw your link! Thanks for sharing, lady. What if I'm a broad working an Englishman? " But... they are *steaks*.... ( lol i dont think watching porn is illegal blue taco. Nothing of value? How do they calculate that? Do they forbid you from owning a computer or decent shoes? Depression? Cognitive dysfunction? Oh dear. Dafuq, which country is that? mayans were right Yeah. So. Much. Stuff. Wait, how were you able to preview them? I thought you couldn't preview stuff in the locker unless it was unlocked already and you can't have possibly unlocked everything Oh yeah. I know. I will just stick to smoking bud He must be if he went to University in the States. Reddit proof I thought you couldn't post pictures to /r/science. Can't tell if joking...or someone really robbed a snowman... Uh, cool? Hahahah:) I would, but every time we watch a movie and someone even kisses he starts shouting "**TURN OFF THAT DANG PORN!!!**" I can't imagine how he'd react to reddit... What the fuck .... what? might get more then a free lesson I should not have watched that at work.... Woot Olympics have already started... I live under a stone SO. Many. WORDS is this by the san jose airport?? Portal 2 in the Indie category? Damn, the last part about doing it because it's what I've done, makes you kinda Holy fuck, that's pretty intense man So a first aid kit to her.........is a DEATH BOX? But..but.. it feels so good.. You go a lot here and other similliar communities, but you've never posted a picture of yourself? C'est vrai, un gouvernement ne peut faire qu'une chose à la fois. why do I ALWAYS see ents as dudes? And I'm always surprised to find out that there are lots of stoner girls, as I even know nearly same amount of ents and woments lol no I was thinking more along the lines of THC content, height, weight, and other variables etc. to create a formula that give's you a numerical output based on [10] which would probably be the point at which x% of THC in your system would cause you to be in a specific mental state which would be dectectable by an MRI scan or something which would show "abnormal" activity present in the brain. Uhh.... how jinns operate, do you claim to know things of the unseen?, Where does it claim that the Earth was created before the stars? and ants do talk to each other Same here, I always end up with a gradient when I'm growing my hair back out after bleaching. People used to compliment me all the time for it When I saw that last night I was kinda How do y'all drink that much? WTF DID I JUST WATCH??? TELL ME HOW! "CLG NA cant even beat NA teams" wut I was replaying her loyalty mission and call me crazy but I had not noticed the outfit I never noticed how creepy that suit is That Dragonite Grey cookie? 35, and remember that plasma hitbox got halved on its nerf patch so it WAS 70 8 fps I kid you not it grew fully overnight well that means he had one skin when he came out Why did they buff Teemo I was really into this show. I expected cancellation but tried to be hopeful. "That's not my Penguin" was the standout episode for me. Perhaps I have a thing for people going crazy in a hospital. yeah she is obviously wanting to experiment at an early age, just wait till she hits the college dorm rooms Torch from OGN? Whoa weird. How is naming his son Knox being good to his family? It's pretty awesome, I just found it on YouTube randomly. Chillout Therapy 1 is really good too, it's Sunlounger tracks instead of Above & Beyond. I could definitely see myself getting into this genre, I don't really know where to get more though. Also I think if I tried to make a chillout mix I may fall asleep at my turntables. Dat Shuplank at the bottom of the page Haha, apparently it's name is Carter Caninenimus... it's still just ... standing there. I'm quite concerned as to where he's going to move next. The look in his eyes makes me think he'll stick himself at the top of the staircase waiting for someone to trip over him Essex is a weird place Yeah, you don't see women lining up to wine and dine men. But then again men don't have these awesome things on their chests >I kid you not it bore fruit overnight Also, they are supposed to attract tourists Oh, it came out of The Giant Box Of Land :) Cards go there to die... :( (quite literally. my boyfriend cut some of them up for making 3D life counter Some friends and I are going to watch ALL of studio Ghibli's movies this weekend Really?? Kids on that site? Pedobear heaven Check out /r/BarCraft - the mod, [o_Oskar](/u/ I read that as "my friends always complained about the 'battery's' in their willies." yea what if we just placed curiosity in a barren part of mars? you never knowwww.... I'm particularly looking at r/funny, so why didn't I laugh? Dude, this is literally top of the front page right now and you repost? for shame!! Normally Aspel is the one doing the rustling. You lucky bastard If you view like this they both look the same She's gorgeous This whole thing is full of "what the fuck" What did you buy a 1 bedroom house? Just because the fetishization of gay males is a very real problem doesn't mean it's okay to accuse anyone of making a blanket statement about socially awkward men perpetuating rape culture. That bike is nuts! I can dig it as a custom build... although when I saw the tank no offence but why did this get so many up votes? I support this. He should be avoided on all costs... oh! i didn't even think of that! What questions do the lost adventures answer TIL why my legs are getting slightly muscley and not slimmer. I can't take my eyes off those nipples... wut cha mean??? Dude even the airports have beltways for the monorail. We were from a small city and went to DFW for a layover. We were like.. "is that... is that a mall or something?" They were like "no.. that's still the airport" Damn, that sounds interesting. Damn. Are you in the US? If so what part? I'm in the Northeast and pay between $80 and $120 per qtr oz. Why's there a Goron in Mass Effect? you sound like me. He was probably feeding me a complete line of bullshit, but I've been told stories of dog pelts in the dumpster behind there :o i started from radditz Maybe they don't understand that r/magicskyfairy is the r/circlejerk of atheism? I dunno. ooooOOOOOoooo He just did? That was from a LONG time ago Wait, taking an inhibitor spawns SUPER creeps?? Getting nervous while making a recording? Oh damn! i hope he doesn't win too often Happened to my brother at work. A pallet fell on his hand and his ring saved his finger. But now that others are talking about "gloving" I'm a little freaked out to be wearing rings. Oh god. Mrs Boyle? I've never gotten that They checked your dilation that early? How do you feel about that experience? I keep getting this image of the doctor shoving their whole hand up there to check That would take more than a night I think This honestly has never happened with me before. i R confuzed I actually found a gym where the instructions are on the machine I don't even trust putting my prestigious sites in my bookmarks anymore. I'm so paranoid... I have no idea, but the clearness of it doesn't bode well. I MA SO ANGRY. WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO BETTY? FUCK EM. This is the beginning of the end....... Next thing you know, you'll be attacked by a toaster. That V is too deep! What the fuck has he had done? What's more worrying, I didn't even shudder... This video barely shows any kiting, not to mention good one. You're basicly showing nothing so your explenations of kiting have no background in the video. Also the easy/hard part is kinda what if these cats are just dead and someone put them like that He...he touched you? Oreally? Ah! Ha! Ha! Took me a while to realize.....i admit I had down voted.....then I went to the next story and I was like, "Oh! Clever! Let me go back and change it to an upvote at once!" I had to, or in the future I would have become a homeless man filled with regret. What do you use *right* control for so much Dem delts... I don't see how this is funny.. There is an /r/DerpyHooves !!! then how can you use your longboard!? I am a huge nerd, and I got to meet Ed Greenwood at Gencon back in '05 or '06. I got him to sign one of his books. I meant to ask him a question about his writing process and I started with "Mr. Greenwood, can I ask a question?" He said "Circumcised." I have 50 OPK's and zero pregnancy tests. I'm not ashamed to admit that I used all 25 of those when my period was 2 weeks late wow, that's a pretty shitty thing to say Soooo.... was there a video for that? And I'd much prefer it stay that way when I'm in the general vicinity. to pay the au pair, obviously. I mean, my sister has to go to the cinema and the zoo and such, right? *flecks* These e-mails read like right out of the e-mails at Deus Ex: Human Revolution i thought you stabbed yourself with a pencil. I ended up giving myself a hole in the arm before waded up panties are usually in the mouth in rape jokes Did I give advice? This is from L4D? Jesus, I'm retarded. I thought this was some Homestuck crap since every time I saw one at a con they were around a bunch of other Homestuck cosplayers... I wonder why. Prometheus is the prequel though. That's new Flux avatar ? For realz? you had too grind the bugs by hand I used to read. On PAPER! Tangent: Nouman Khan used to be a teacher at my school; I seriously had no idea that he's become popular. It's back Is that stealth?! What the hell is that How the fuck does she put her fingers at that angle without bending them back with her other hand? Yeah, those were some.... words alright. Well fuck me in the ass. Yep! I've always been *okay with tea, but I think I got more into it after dating a guy whose mom was British, lol. Random thought I just had though - I have had "milk green tea" as like, bubble tea. But, I get the vibe that it's like, green tea powder with milk. Yes, untill they throw that hurdle at you. Which, by the way, ruined my awesome strategy of inching my way forward and probably peeling off all the skin on his knee If you have small boobs, simply makes 'em look bigger. And you don't have to do the whole two bra bronzer thing. ._. But yeah, if you have boobs, show them. But not in a slutty way. Either that is a giant iPad or you are a tiny person. This is so fucked up, especially with the baby's head cracking thing. I love you. DONT SAY THAT Not really sure why someone would downvote any of this ....They should totally make blood mascara. JOKING Lol someone enlighten me i feel so ignorant right now lol i've been to your apartment! Well, the priest was okay with it... Wow, I never realized it's like an online combination of somebody getting jumped and the bystander effect... damn some of those gif's are wierd I find more and more annoying how the people still not know about googles reverse image search in 2012 That's fucked up. How would any of that help you if you actually did have a problem and it wasn't just weed? I don't understand some people Your nipples. C#? Good O_O or bad My poor friend only grows neckbeard. Enjoy your goatee I saw "1. Lebowski 2: Pick of Destiny" and i was like Bad haha wow it's hilarious how all the negative critique is just getting d ownvoted. This thing is objectively ugly and anyone liking it probably looks like crap because they have no eye for aesthetics I found out that my mother (who is now a Born Again Christian) had two abortions when she was younger. One of them was while she was married to my dad. She only ever wanted two kids and so if she had them, my brother and I wouldn't be here. Attendance has really gone down since YJ switched to reruns for almost the entire summer. So much for **ONE** simple thing. I spent 10 minutes reading comments and now there's at least a dozen things I feel like are absolutely necessary that I haven't been doing or incapable of doing. It flows like a damned river Awesome story, but ... successful career in law? For some reason while i was looking i though of Hell Boy the golden army The links were to articles documenting several instances of female athletes judged and represented based on attractiveness/sexuality in the Olympics. Of course I read the articles. Did I say those specific articles were the very ones that were sexist? No. Are they documenting sexism that occurred towards female Olympic athletes? Yes, and that's why I linked them to you. I'm sure there are plenty of sites by random entities that say plenty of stupid things, but the video of the women especially drew criticism because it was created by and placed on NBC's official Olympics site - i.e. the only network covering the whole damn event in the U.S. came up with this and somehow thought it was ok. That's kind of significant. And again, I'm not saying that sexual objectification/exploitation/discrimination is exclusively one-sided or okay for one gender and not another; just that it's a lot more prevalent and nasty towards women than men in online culture, in everyday culture, and in crime statistics. Again, I have no problem with hormonal guys finding hot girls hot. But I mean...shit like "I bet she likes it rough"? And, every damn time? I'm as surprised as you If it was a waste of your time, then why did you continue to read the whole thing? They shouldn't allow neuro-untypical people to compete... they have an unfair advantage. A million downloads? Wow, never really knew about groundstalling. Is it just jumping up and airblasting them down, and they can't move for a second? wow im a guy and that gave me chills just now plat god , 165 and never noticed this Your hair... What in the hell ... TV...porn ? Or an extended week long event! Basic Linkstinct Ahh! Plush jellyfish, it makes so much sense Seriously? why? wtf SHE'S GOT A BABY ARM!!!!!!! Men like this are the reason I hated myself for years. You might want to put up a trigger warning Probably being knocked out from being dropped on my head when my sparring partner tried to take me down but slipped and dropped me... Or the countless roundhouse kick farts from eating bad food got any satchels? So... how old do you have to be to get booted off /r/gaybros? That sounds like the Jewish Passover I had to click to upvote Do most servers have cartographs? "inbred hatred of Jews within Arab/Muslims..." In New Zealand I get no issues, I can't imagine Australians thinking about ice-hockey before field-hockey. Man I don't blame you for pissing your pants ...I would have shit on myself if I found out some one was living in my attic ...*checks attic* We call it Cock Sauce Then I learned 30 is an older woman Dude, it's gonna be the same amount of files One might even say that's why it's cliché My eyeballs or my nipples Alright. Well I don't think being boastful/arrogant is the same as showing off (they often go together but they certainly don't have to), but okay. If you guys wanna handle it with downvotes that's your prerogative. Man... Whenever I throw out a comment I don't even think will get seen... I am so not used to being a redditor yet Oh. My. Lord. That's the most horrible thing ever.... Suhweet jeeesus! Why would it be? 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I'm starting to feel shit now, nearly every post I can relate to Holy shit, I never considered her baby miscarrying and becoming a zombie I am reading this from an Alaska Airlines flight. Thanks. why did I click on that "elements of MOBA?" What...? Who would expect it to be like MOBA. It's a RTS game. What is "Chicken Biskit"? DAMN Where did you get this? uh oh Regi is on TF for game 2 ...They can It's in triple meter black whipping And if *I* remember correctly, "*THERE'S POO* ***EVERYWHERE!***" The Ryan choice is nothing like choosing crazy Palin. He actually has a policy vision behind him. Even if that vision is not in the best interest of America, it's a lot more to go off of then screaming "you betcha" and running around on reality shows. Why does a large part of America still love her erm.... i think i know exactly why he did that Aren't all structure decks $10? Omg... I hope not.. So many beagle steaks .....am I supposed to know who that is? I feel like an idiot.... Actually the CEO of Stratfor when the leaks occurred was George Friedman. I think he resigned right after the leaks happened and the Stratfor site went down, but I'm not 100% sure as I'm just going off memory here. Still, dem eyes indeed I may actually end up picking up one of these This was now tweeted by the official twitter account of Sweden Traps are a great zoning tool in lane and can deny gank paths. There are tons of uses for traps No clay? I had a number of "friends" from the past who would belittle me and I was definitely the sidekick who was there to be picked on. Every conversation I had with them revolved around every mundane detail of their life, while I was often told to shut up if I talked about anything I was doing like going to college. Ha! My Mom is facebook friends with this one kid (a horrible little shit really) who was born in 1999 who posts about being a 90's kid. I had actually planned on naming my first son Josef (Yo-sef), after my grandfather. 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We saw STDs, the pregnancy cycle, a video of a women giving birth ( placenta and baby coming out vagina = Where did you get that from I never make eye contact, and I never find it rude (been on both ends). Nor does that annoy me My new wallpaper. And I just got a lot You know, its actually really funny that you mentioned that, I once left a bike locked at Amazon Station overnight, and I came back to find my bike still there, but my lock had been cut and someone had replaced it with their own lock sideswept bangs! ummm.. I kinda wanna try this but, then again dunno... Exactly how many "first trance track I ever made" posts do you have? I eat with my fork facing down..facing outward is just weird Uhh. Almost every guy I know is over 6 foot... Where are you from saying it is more than average SWAG videos.... THEY KNOW Aww an i have a book please? I go to WTF to get a Oh I forgot my keys........ You were walking home through someplace with bathroom-type light fixtures on the walls? dat lip bite I'm not alone I do this, even though I'm a girl. Slush vs Masa Yeah, cuz there were totally no rovers on there 9 months ago... i read 'scratch and sniff' That is... mesmerizing. Do they actually do that? I guess I haven't payed close enough attention.. Fucking double standards... Nothing was touched. Nothing. No one had even punched out the pieces. my very reaction: "OH! oh my. oh my ga...what the fu..? holy shit I...what the fuck." while double taking the screen numerous times. Wait, what? There's another gaymer SAE here besides me?! Yea I'm curious too. I'm a male and play almost entirely female characters, and have since I played the orginal everquest when I was 12. Played female gladiator warrior and rogue in WoW, but I did not play GW1. Who does this go to? wtf Wikipedia I have no idea how they'd breed. Close their eyes while they did it? How would they give birth? Everyone closes their eyes? Haha nah, just gave me a good laugh. Now that I think about it she probably didn't even know she farted Interesting... I can still find em in stores around here for $10 So, your saying if this gets accepted, people who go there will have to fill their water bottles with latrine water? I don't have any idea why you're being downvote either. You're probably using the wrong condoms So what you're telling me is orange and dead rhyme Holy crap, it's still there. Spy is pretty awesome Damn it I'm having triplets! Me too, that truly amazed me Oddly enough that did work for me and on a festival as well. It looks as if something flowed from the left side of the crater Yeah I'm really confused by the hero rating and im pretty sure it doesnt work :/ Since they changed it to the new one ive had lich on the top of my bars (4 wins, 4 losses) none of the wins or losses were particularly remarkable. Some heroes that I do consistently well with (puck, naga, kunkka) have really low bars i just imagined this mod with giants Moses, Cavani & Hulk? Roman won a new lottery or something? Who the heck is sjokz What the hell's that supposed to mean? Oh my gosh Your bent row numbers seem really low to me. I was stoked when I caught my first..and then the following 29. I couldn't just catch one. I needed as many as I could get. I can do it on command. That's more disturbing than funny... and don't look at the picture where the guy was bitten on his balls!! I Love you... And boy do I regret it I want to know why "Friend" would even touch this... That does not look like an attic, therefor he must've moved it... Ah, I remember that day too. Walked in with a 38dd. Walked out in a 32h. Rami played well at right back? His awful marking was the reason Nasri scored! I clicked anyway... Phenomenal video. Man, the things I would let her do to me. I don't remember that part at all oooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! This is a repost about reposts.... *half* British That's cuz curiousity never left earth.. young baby as opposed to an old baby? So what if you believe that you're your own god, your own leader.. Do you get godlike powers and can manipulate the fabric of reality and time?! OMG ?! I'd let them frag me all day Eh, whatever episode covered Kvothe's time with Felurian would be really extensive nudity even for HBO, though. I know what you mean. My Dad's dad was one suave SOB. No idea what happened to me I thought this wasn't rare I vote he picks YOU Wow very interest OMG.... if you have red hair you might be my doppleganger. ...I do dye my hair red Saw the third person reference to moletrap, then saw your name as the poster. We dont have a mike in our guild a..break His hands are huge Just realised what your name is... you're not 'Big Night' are you? I didn't know that was possible. I always thought you had to right click on the udders Just did that... it was weird... and oddly beautiful. I saw that comment today! Which youtube video is it from? the Ebay bids are over 13k Wait, why did he get a yellow card for tripping there? .... the fuck did I just read?! Oh, weird. That sounds about right. My phone doesn't show anything crossed out. I wonder what other tiny implications I've been missing out on. They can make nuclear reactors that produce that little power? They seemed to like it o rlly?? But Warriors did suck Was that thing in the 10th pic on the right side supposed to be a pikachu? "Hi! You must be Evil. I've heard so much about you." I don't remember the 90s looking that retro... That sounds awesome. But what if aliens attacked it whilst everyone was plugged in I'd imagine it's pretty easy to get a visa for Ireland, we seem to let anybody in Was this a solo run? If not why is that Blastoise level 58? The one at the back looks like my pet. Is it nerdy of me knowing what was going to happen before the video loaded? I never understood why people called KG douchey until now. Jax can pretty easily beat Vlad. Ha Cheers. Only got it on the 13th of July O_O \*blink The fashion then So this is not Apples to Apples She's a pretty old and frail cat so she sleeps inside at night, I'm sure she was indoors (some raccoon or coyote or something would probably have eaten her otherwise Is tablet/cyclone Don't know why you got downvoted, I just searched it and it's true my god youre evil I'd like to know as well, if that's ok What even made you say 'baby' in the first place? I'd like to know as well, if that's ok if you didn't have 5 guys at the same time how many did you have? What makes you say that? Uh, when did questions start getting classified as complaints? This is a pedophile buster or criminal trying to spread a virus...or maybe just a very strange hobby role player...I think perhaps the last now that I've re-read it.... Maybe even female :D .... (sees top of photo) .... if my ears would have a face..it would be like this I have someone else's Man i bet that even she's waiting for her fifteen minute to be over with. It was entertaining the first few, "look who i met"s ago, now its almost sad. I mean considering that she normally looks like any other brunette, does she get recognized by thirsty redditors in public or does she get caught making the i replied to your other reply... Your liver must be ah-may-zing.............. I just went to fearme and really wtf did I just see How the fuck does that work.. My ex was blind for several weeks in childhood due to some sort of illness (I forgot what it was), and he managed to develop an amazing sense of smell. He could tell when I was on my period and when I was ovulating This...is a good thing What would you say is the CHEAPEST 3D Printer on the market at this point in time?? I doubt she would be that surprised since she says things to me like, "I don't worry about you killing yourself lately". Tell me i didn't see a string hanging on the last picture Wait, what? He beat Mafia 2-1, not 2-0 ... A bit larger than Ed Lane. But they *are* in Canada... And sometimes Reddit names are like extra-egos-- for all pig_is_pigs knows, we could be one person with lots of usernames... Man Niese fully shut us down this game. Props to him and congrats on the win. Had me on the edge of my seat in the 9th. Wtf is with the chick on the far right. Lifting herself up by her vagina? SPIDERS ON A PLANE At least you have a good reason why you were at the sink. You had to brush your teeth. I just stood there Out of everything i did in fact say there im not sure that any of it was anything along the lines of not being serious of tommy chong for president Thank you! Your gyms must be really good ones oh god! the spelling errors! the FMV's look worse than in-game now. Come home and they all hatch I always do this naturally (⌐ Why are your comments constantly down-voted? This was hilarious, until the end... Oh wow. No I think you have your disorders mixed up. I have had Depersonalization for ten years straight and I don't act like a cat how fun would that have been to do the painting .......in a fucking heartbeat YES!! I danced around like a goon and my husband just gave me the My favorite thing to do in the bedroom is have my nipples sucked. It is absolutely awesome. I don't know how sensitive mine are, but they just feel so fucking amazing when someone licks them right...oh my goodness. I had a lady friend do it for me once so well that I literally had to push her off me because my body couldn't take it How do you like that hosting service.. Is it really catch free haha my cakeday post sucked ):, are we like reddit brothers if we have the same day 320 an once? Nope nope nope nope. Slendermans everywhere DANG, You're brother is epic. *just read title* I read somewhere (probably on this subreddit) that Jesse Pinkman and Walter White were named after Mr. Pink and Mr. White. Am I wrong? Could this show some foresight? Or does this not have anything to do with anything? ... Cemetery. I was in a car with someone, though, cruising along a path that ran throughout it. But still Thumbnail looked like a cat with two heads Jupiler? WTF dude Wut?! No voter reg. cards in Alabama, all you need is a state ID / driver's license and you'd have to be a nut to put that up. Also, I don't know why I said 21 when you can vote at 18. The Feds are getting in my head... I want to live there run away, run away simba and never come back What the hell is the polar bear from? someone should have taken pics from the other side...the top looks out of place aswell... I once saw people spycrabbing godly unusuals Looks like the exact same clutch resivoir on my '85 v45 Sabre ( I was expecting this to be a lot more polite and to involve far less pushing and shouting. maaaaybe I get the God bit, but why the hell would I see my family? my 8 month old gives super sloppy open mouthed kisses That sounds like a childish reason. I don't like that team because its fans cheer TSM TSM TSM. Trinity Force akali Anyone else see a face in Wheatley? Like his 'eye' is an open mouth and the top bar thing is closed eyes and he's like screaming? Just me? I thought Reddit had a thing about sisters, not moms Imagine that jax, with the new Jax's much more reliable stun / dodge. Some of the weirdest shit happens in Wichita. I just love living here in Wichita. Fuck. Wow. I uh...wow. Love the piercings too. LoL sometimes it's not even our fault, I have a few copies of newer stuff that already arrived with corner damage It looks like Carrot Top shrank back down. My sister never grew wisdom teeth. The evolution is happening! Although to think of her in particular as more highly evolved kind of make me How does one use these mods? Oh, this is hard one. For my Band It's probably the saxophones. They have a bad tendency to travel as a pack everywhere and the have a huge sleepover right before each game and competition.(all girl section) They also lend each other clothes all the time and never give them back, and they've made our uniform room their personal room. So many youngin's. ... she seriously resembles somebody I know Are you serious? Those things are literally there already in the real world? In that depicted form? One thing about "The Dark Knight" trilogy that I found kind of funny was in "The Dark Knight", Fox says to Batman "Spying on thirty-million people is not a part of my job description." one of the manlets at my gym was a powerlifting world champ. Fantastic! Sounds like celebration time to me! Glad you guys found it. Especially after the bad luck streak. Congrats! Edit: I hope there are no weird smells. What is this doomba meme? Nah, I think my SO would shit twinkies if I posted myself on GW. I've done a little pinup modeling for a local group in my skivvies and he was fine with that, helped with the photography and everything, but the minute my naughty bits are blazoned on the intertubes, I think he'd be less than thrilled. Some people are into that sort of exposure, and who am I to judge, but I wouldn't do it - not only for my SO's sake, but I wouldn't want to be recognized (even if I covered my face, I have quite a few very recognizable tattoos) - I'm not sure what I'd do if I found out that one of my friends recognized my nudie-bits! Cannot unsee, cannot unsee, cannot unsee! This place looks a lot like one of the maps in a game called warrock i used to play I have Win 7 Ultimate, I managed to get a student deal and get it for like £50 so I couldn't say no :p I had no idea I could do that, thank you for the tip! wow you are really playing in ultra low quality I could have sworn a heard a crunch first time o wow that is a much better ending.. Holy frack looking at the list of mods that use the animation program for that mod... my dick is going to tear this game in half Came in here to comment in this vein - my jaw honestly dropped at how professional and articulate he was throughout this interview. What the hell, Dyrus?! ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu dude Omg. You joke about this, but I have a friend who used to do that...he left them in his room too. THIS IS NOT SFW Dear God, you get them all the way out there! Yet so many people do it That meatloaf looks so fucking tasty I don't mind getting higher and higher. You know when you get 'too' high 'too' fast and it feels like you're basically dying? That's like the best feeling ever in my opinion o_O yeah, at the time it's scary as fuck, but right after, it's like all of the worries you've ever had has been lifted. Like when you're high and decide to go in public, end up seeing a cop, getting beyond freaked out, but as soon as you get home, you just feel absolutely relieved and amazing Good example of punctuation being just way too much to handle for certain individuals 15MB upload?.. where do they offer 120Mb/s upload I think I'm in love wouldn't Edward Norton also have noticed that Tyler Durden didn't exist? Haha, even typing this before I went to bed was a terrible idea. Every creak I heard had me going Not this shit again. Last time I watched peanut butter farts. Slightly turned on by both... Hehehe that second picture your cat is like "OMG Hawaii's stuck in the middle of the Gobi, right next to the Himalayas Wow, I had no idea. Nice try Mitt I'm not sure how I feel about this. My mother called them "adventure people." People watch TV? Change showers for victims, it gives this comment a whole new meaning. Then you shouldn't be doing ranked. All my priests said the same thing to me. is it wrong I find her totally hot with that haircut? That "spend evening working for exams" got you for me, because on my last year exchange, all the french guys do is study for exams or doing homeworks, because they cannot copy it from others. That just can't be done... Oh my God!! I remember this episode! Only this one, though. It scared the bejeesus out of me!! I saw this episode at my grandmother's house and after that, I was afraid of her bathroom for quite a long while...you know...since he was a plumber and all... Thanks for filling me on in that one. Yeah it is a tough one. Just to be sure, I wasn't inferring that you - nor anyone else on this thread for that matter - were treating him as second-class; I was referring to the people in the film. There are so many shades grey (we spell grey with an 'e') in this video that it makes my head spin WAT... I still havent played it, I'm too scared A friend of mine was super drunk and went home with one of our coworkers after a party. During sex she stops and says" you're in for a rude awakening" and proceeds to piss on him and his bed. She actually showed up to work the next day like it was nothing, in fact she was more willing to share that she had peed his bed than that they had sexytimes. I thought the game closed itself when left idle for a period of time? Or is that just me? In Big Fat Liar, when they dyed Wolf blue it took him till he was in the shower till he noticed he was blue, even though the whole way to the shower he could see his hands and arms and that they were blue Yep.. pretty much NO! JESUS! GET AWAY FROM ME! She's not asian (if she even is female at all!) This is just a bad driver trying to excuse themselves. Everyone knows that asians use eastern-style emoticons such as ^_^ and You can't "castrate" a lady. Or can you? Phoenix Wright Holy lord you're beautiful and sexy And what if she says yes? I can imagine. its real?! this is how it starts Holy fucking shit. He annihilated the whole cone! Yeah, the show, the card game, and the gameboy game all use VASTLY different rules on how the whole pokemon and fighting things work the fuck did I just read? i hope she bends nothing on beckham! This was 6 houses away from where my sister lives ...isn't that what I just linked? WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!! No. Way. You should go outside more often I feel bad for the guy that gets there late and has to eat in the center of the dish to get any. His sun burn is surely gettin out of hand. I am confused. Wow really? Just jump and place it Not really that hard to resist as it would create a grammatical error I'm suspicious of you It took me a minute to realize it was his dick, not his arm sounds more like russian roulette Strangely, YOU are at -14 points as I read your comment. Wow My eyes got huge when I saw this! ...You're HAPPY about that? Is there anyone who actually uses that? I've been on steam for over 2 years and I clicked it for the first time 2 minutes ago because of this post then why don't you get all your drinks in bags if it's so wonderful? Don't they have patient confidentiality?! Lol... brings back memories Oh my lord. so about 23% of myths are correct keys? i don't see any keys. [4] So what you're saying is... there's DEFINITELY a zombie dire wolf with Robb's head sewed to it roaming around the river lands eating Freys... THOSE CURTAINS ARE AMAZING Noooo I got a first place, I worked hard on mine... I know I saw that and I was like... I have that perfume I feel like the fucking first day on the internet kid in this thread There's some weeeeeird ones in there it looks kinda pretty.. I have a dresser upstairs that likes to open its doors randomly. On top of that, my roommate just moved out and left me to fend for myself NO!!!! They cannot think!! How the hell did Cruz just hit that pitch ** I also felt strange that none of my other friends seemed to want to kill themselves? ISNT THIS PUBERTY GUIZ? Definitely better than me Cause you're an asshole.. wdf do you expect us to do... give you a cookie for being the best asshole on reddit? I know a family, they have four kids. They all weighed about ten lbs at birth and the mom had all four totally naturally. And two of them are twins. ya that happened to me earlier today. it was a sad moment. :( but I moved on. hopefully it wont happen when i log in again. the whole "he didn't shake my hand, that's disrespectful from where I come from" a ROH reference? My first exam - the lady doc couldn't FIND mine. So... if you say Fuck Freshmen... are you saying you're gonna go fuck yourself? *FIRST* butthole tattoo???!!! A half-bred piece of cloth? Cute? "....tasty sauces down my throat...". There better when there toasted Yeah - you're dreamy. Dreamy! Yeah, not going to doubt too much about the accident but we'll have to wait and see until the other members speak up regarding the whole t-tanic Wow you're attractive. Had to get that out of the way... Anyway, one upside of being a tall girl is things are still generally accommodating for your height. I couldn't imagine going to certain historical European cities and basically most of Asia as a super tall guy Mine has never done that Do you smoke cigars, do you need an intern? Ah, I somehow misread the log and figured you'd used the Mines much less often, and was then wondering how you'd gotten rid of so much Copper... I say things like "I want to eat your face with my vagina" sometimes it works... Other time I get the good ole I actually like that smell for some reason. I'm probably just weird though You kidding, right? Do you think someone would really try to arrange a date with a woman like these twice? This might have made me straight. Yes! I don't know a single person IRL who decorates with mason jars. Can't tell if mason jar EVERYTHING is just a Pinterest thing, or if I just live in an abnormal part of the world doritos? i certainly hope i look even half as good as you do when i'm your age Who dis? Where do you work Thanks! They've been getting closer to 6 minutes apart, some hurt, some don't still. One of them lasted for 4 minutes. A trap? When I was 11, I didn't even know what weed was I've never heard of that before !,,! I don't see things like this as ruining a childhood... more like creating porn that I can relate to as I already know the characters.... I don't know if that is a good or bad thing If it was slendy wouldn't he have infected you with the slendersickness? 7,900 kills and you aren't bored with it yet? I never realized that ...what if you put a GoPro...on that dog... You claim to have seen every anime, but have you seen Toradora!? Slenderwolf. What was twisted about *The Prince of Nothing*? This thread. Nothing's "wrong" however... your request.... what ? I like how he assures us it's not copypasta, and then... M. Night Shamamallama twist ending! It was one all along Wat? After reading this I heard a noise at my window Nope woa.... I got fucked up by a Portuguese Man of War. Those things make wasps look like pussies. Pardon the language but thinking about makes me cringe... Holy shit! I never knew that that many people could play on a CoD server. Let alone that many people play CoD before un-installing it/ripping the game disc in half. I do have 3 siblings, and one that gets on my nerves more than the others.... I've also read the Hunger Games. Looks like a seagull head Wait, you drive an Audi, and you’re looking to bum somebody else’s <$100 scantool? I had not considered that. Reginald was the first name that popped into my head, before I even opened the post. And I'm not even from an English speaking country... What the fuck. I go to sleep and reddit assumes I'm a hermaphrodite?! I'm just a girl DRG-fanboys downvoting me or what? O_o .. There's a crucifix Never thought of it that way Sooo much bacteria.... I think I can safely speak for everyone here when I say it is *never* too late for that, or for you. > Not only that, but this plan utterly fails to take into account that an enormous chunk of the cost of Medicare goes to "end-of-life" care. It's a serious problem. In the last weeks/months of an elderly patient's life, if they are hospitalized in an ICU, they can rack up hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of critical care costs before they die. I had an elderly friend die in a Kaiser Hospital in California two years ago. His last two weeks he was in ICU and hooked up to every machine available. He was 83 and had bladder cancer. He'd made it through 2 years of intense combat in Korea and a bout with alcoholism that almost killed him at 55, and there was nothing sadder and more frustrating than seeing him hooked up to those machines, slowly dying. The only comfort was that he was pretty much snowed and not in much pain at the end. I have no idea what the hospital bill was but it must have been obscene.....in Ryan's world, he would have probably been home, in agony, taking aspirin. And Ryan would tell you that in Obama's world, we would have just killed him and been done with it. 32C I didn't need to sleep anyway. What's this from? Burned out engine? true story a friend of mine knows their singer/guitarist and I asked him what they tuned to cuz I could not believe a metal band would do that. Five minutes later he's like "Just texted Dave, they uptune." I was like I've not pocket dialed anyone as far as I'm aware. I'm fearful that I actually have and people have been too embarrassed to tell me. Wait a second.... Iceland + Volcano = ENDANGERMENT OF EVE ONLINE HQ The dialogues as well. "Gaame overrrrr I NEED TO LIVE THERE For a second i thought Apple messed up and sent you a prototype His Irelia in ECC poland was terrifying! Haha wow very interesting. Imagine if we knew eachother Wow, I live in San Diego and have heard nothing about this I have a laptop, so I'm not sure if thats gonna work Fuck yeah, awesome chicken! I want to pet it Oh god, that *is* how I swear. Hello Alex I read that as the boy was being executed.... I think she has the most lips I have ever seen The WTF part of this is the fact that I know those birthmarks... GF convinced me to go outside in her parents backyard, at night, during a light rain, on a warm summer night. And said parents were home Wow I just realized. You're 15 I wish more people got me books. My mom always complained that they were too expensive, but I got pricey toys The Dude is at my airport? uh.. what? lol. Where is the HRS keeping the buns if not in foster homes?! Nice :) Good luck finding those arrows if you miss though Man, I *really* should not have stepped into this thread. Maybe that's why he rarely ever laughed in the show, it would've revealed his true inner demon. Yeppers!!!!! More???? I'm not sure what it meant :/ I just assumed it meant it was Region locked on steam or something My aunt's name is May. So is /r/fightclub, I really wanna know if it's actually an active subreddit You could have scraped that shit off with a credit card, taken the towel into the shower with you, sprayed the remaining stains away with the shower massager (on 'power blast' setting--you know the one Don't you have to do that to unban people? CAN you still unban people? Blank stares? Thats a simple question Loved, but could not for the life of me figure out how to level... Alright. Thanks a ton! Now just to find someone to do the job. Never actually opened up an engine before, and I don't think this is the right thing to learn on. Or is it? Doubling the standard salary for a given occupation reduces worker turnover? YOU DON'T SAY More of the link for the lazy. I'm not a hater... well maybe I secretly am but fear the wrath of downvotes you are my favorite, so beautiful look at those eyes. I always add seasoning salt to my guacamole // So... a sandbox game with 4 different settings? Huh? Wikipedia says it's "Lick the pole"? Does anyone ever ask for this? Damn, I first thought this was a paddling dog on its back falling! Nope. If you guys haven't heard this idiom it means you've fucked around with a coworker. I'm talking about Katarina, not Akali Yeah but now you're wallowing in years of stranger-farts. Don't do that to fluttershy! Oh shit. Only 768 Mb of Ram. I had to do a bit of maths, but if my calculation is anywhere in the ballpark, your femur should be approx 20" long, which means... I wonder if it hurt having all the lithium ion acid shit shot into you Just because a lot of guys want to sleep with you doesn't necessarily mean you want to sleep with them... The Pickles were Jews Mine goes well over 60 and I don't have tearing I think that's one of the single most horrifying things I have ever seen. OMG They look like little screaming faces now that you mention it. ...let the games begin...and may the odds be ever in your favor Confirming that I've cleared every highsec radar site with the current iteration of the Imicus. By extension, the other scanning frigates should be able to do the same after the buffs. But the buffed Imicus will be a beast I literally made an " "We" ? Aren't you an Eagles fan? /r/beardedcats Thats the exact one i have! It needs two 6 pins Holy mother Mary giving birth to baby Jesus. Just got me wondering how they were all stuck on there I'm not sure if i'm allowed to request something of you... BUT i would like to request a picture of your legs. I have had several voicemails (after work) from an old lady asking someone to bring home cilantro. Every time I think she's figured it out, she calls me looking for some other ingredient. I'm beginning to worry the woman may be starving from lack of ingredients to make food but she always calls me at work and I feel awkward calling her back YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE BODIES CA-ooh is that Connemara Cask-Strength ​Peated ​Single ​Malt? I understood it was sarcasm immediately. Happy Wheels.. sailor uranus and neptune were NOT cousins! and where do you live? The lack of kill em all tracks disturbs me At first I thought Johnny was putting out a joint in that girl's hand. M-m-multiple.... Slender men What do you mean about it occurring in a late stage? You're a mad man! Mid GIF I noticed that I was listening to Prince - Cream What the WHAT??? Holy hell, when the gifting budget is refreshed you are at the top of the list. Thanks so much! Best way of announcing a gift ever! Haha, you should have seen my eyes All weed makes me feel the same.... Dat username. Where I used to work, community radio stations were allowed to broadcast only over a radius of 5 km (the low-powered transmitter, 0.1 kw I think) and they aren't allowed to play music. As a community/non-commercial radio station aren't there supposed to be various restrictions such as music licensing, available broadcasting range, etc? Also, if you are playing music how can you afford to stay non-commercial? We use the same skin *"despite numerous signs . . . Urging people to reconsider their actions"* Funny, I see we have had a Reddit interaction before.... the table was on a slope I only have one question. What does AMA stand for? This was posted 6 months ago uhm... they are both in the online game.. Seems legit Actually that is quite the astounding coincidence, I didn't even check your name! It'd be worth the drive out. Crikey the weather forecast is for -2 to 16 degrees at leyburn. Durr, this is frustrating because I'm from Glasgow and ordinarily I'd go, but I'm in Vancouver at the moment Google Imgur That smile will haunt me. what did i just watch, it was half porn and half religious "Any publicity is good publicity" tactic? I imagine there's always interest in these events, but now there's even more! I don't get where the difference is between all the people logging in 3 hours early... Load is the same you look exactly like my friends mom [](/joy)Dude, wow. Great kick. What if Valve told Gamescom to add Ricochet 2 to the list and Gamescom thought it was code for HL3. I think I read that same article. There are people out there who LIKE java? Maybe...but not everyone has an interest in RP (myself included....at all...I mean zero interest There's just something about MS paint like nothing else in this world 😳 I used to work at a company that outsourced a significant portion of our DTP work to Indian firms. With the prices and timelines they operated at, I wouldn't be surprised to learn if some of them were just like this... For what it's worth I almost stabbed my crush in the face with a knife in my own dream. What's up with all the sadistic artwork of Teemo lately? I would have to disagree. Reviews give you an idea of what to expect but if you have any doubts or questions, I think it's more appropriate to discuss it in a thread. Seeing as how this is my main production forum, I really don't see any harm in talking about a new product. A new plug-in has something cool... Why not share it with others and discuss capabilities, secrets and what have you? Even if a company makes a single thread about it, is it really that big of a deal? You still have a Tungsten? Running the actual original PalmOS 5?! ( I was just reading that some titanium bolts failed over there I do this for cutting I have worked manual labor or jobs involving the public my whole life. I find that to be incredibly interesting... and a bit scary. This is why I still have physical maps, books, and CB radio Hello to you too! Lol, what happened here So many tabs What if I told you Martians were worse?!?!? What are you looking for it? Walked outside and.......... Lmao! You make boss movies and yeah, people eating people's faces off and date raping each other...hopefully not at the same time. This is awesome. Your reflection disturbed me. 65.5cm/360... This is what you do when you're bored? oops, nevermind. Just read the rules.. And now i have the shit scared out of me... Would that look a little like this wow, 416 and only about $26? My 74 day was like $12 or something And how do you know this is her? She kind of looks like my English teacher Somehow all of the voters have a pen available? Hopefully one of them didn't "improvise" What the shit!? This whole time ive been smoking sativa and im a compulsive stoner of the night English please The only servers available are for western countries though She never took those clothes off, and it grew with her! That is my exact thought process and face that I had imagined in my head while reading your words! .. Ha ha ha .. what freaking planet is this guy been living on the past 3 years ( Once, I saw the sister of my neighbor fucking with his boyfriend and HIS DAD! Any reggae in there Hmmmm weird.... Grenades at the upgrade stations So Mr.Krab sells other crabs for food. How can you not know Bling? i don't uderstand how this is possible Vanessa? Oh yeah, it's a strand thing, being nervous is understandable. It's awkward a bit, yeah, but just remind yourself that they see tons of ladies from all walks of life and it's no big thing to them. I found it helped to NOT have my mom with me, but I've heard of some girls preferring to have the company. It's kind of hard to be honest about your sexual experiences with mom in the room. ORLY Now? I'm just confused that there is a 15th month in the year. that movie scarred me...especiallly when they burn that indian-ish kid alive >So Mr.Krab sells other crabs for food. Why wouldn't you gt both? Decimals Mind=blown Is that a Playboy? YOU FORGOT TO PROVIDE A LOCATION Apologies, but I thought we could... don't know why but I picture the other guy with a strong scotish accent Holy crap! You played a game that you didn't like and then conclude that it *isn't for you*? What the fuck!? A reasonable and mature conclusion in the context of an internet gaming discussion? I think my brain just collapsed on itself ummm calm down bro. I was just being whimsical. Notice the " when you said that... I immediatly thought... Coke box fort I.. I have no idea what would cause this, but it's pretty I guess Can I buy a p-zombie? Umm I don't see any mistakes.... Oh crap. OMG It totally worked I disagree. There's another way you can "beat" your boyfriend... No... No they don't When are you getting in line...? Last year was my first Con and my friend and I turned in our post cards for our badges on Friday morning with no wait. I thought this was a myth ...pray tell, what is the deal with hockey and waffles? dafuq? It's pointing out the length of chaox's hair.... What the FUCK did I just see wtf are they playing? what's the point?? I understand S&M and pain for pleasure but that seems like overkill wtf??? In most of my games I get a full 6 item build The scale of that confuse me. What?! Surely that can't be right? I never win anything! I'll never forget, it was High School senior picture day. The day before I had this sensual and sexy afro and I now had a short caesar haircut. After sitting on the train for a few minutes, this 40 something year old man starts talking to me and said that he had been admiring me for a while That part really freaked me the fuck out, cause my names jake and I want to be a marine Do you know what I know?!?! Why is everyone leaving the Big 12 out? Why is there a battery in the reflection, you can't even take the battery out of an iPhone. I think those someones have no idea how it actually works down there. Do they think we pee out our vaginas? it took you 20 ultra balls and 1 great ball to catch dialga? He's also 25 and can't cook for himself. NO COMMENT ( If we think pedophilia is the American way... What kind of society do we live in? Whoa. UPDATE- this was his 4th time climbing this I work near there Probably best art I've ever seen in my whole booring life Based on this UCLA would be the third #1 seed? some things are not meant to be known. Wow, jeg havde eksamen over dette billede... No, it's because of your incredibly hostile tone You sleep with earphones? I'm not the only one... i want to believe you, but i'm afraid without seeing the evidence, this is as real as the guy who follows me around telling me to do things that i know are not of my primary personality... he's not real, thankfully i know that Anderlecht? You really think Anderlecht play the level of football that the PL does? You really think Lukaku played PL-level football at Anderlecht? I just scared myself half to death with those! There's other Lincolners on Reddit? So she thinks in order for it to be her own fart, it has to have no smell? Sort of related, I couldn't remember the name of the Village People, so I called them the next best thing.. the Cottage Boys you have a baby that weighs 60lbs? I want the Meat Cleaver! That is who I have always been told is my father.. I didn't even realise this was an issue, saw the current stream on my other monitor and was like Bacon Pipe! im 17 so..no pedo right..? Ir's funny, because even in gw1 I don't bring tanks? Wait, you're complaining that the targeting system is getting better? Why would a price hike be relevant if someone is torrenting anyway? But that is only playing one ticket per draw. All good lotto players know you need to be playing at least 10 to even have chance at winning Damn those human eyes on that donkey are CREEPY A bit harsh, but at least I giggled... Honestly, you're a saint to have put up with it this long. That's a lot of scalps! One of my friends I told about Reddit stopped after few days saying there is too much letters What an amazingly trusting dealer. I never even knew there was a 200 unit limitation There is an encyclopedia of war What is that ship? I want it, I want it now... Not sure if SFW Talk to him about it. Don't go to his girlfriend and say anything.. But just ask him about it and ask him other stuff and yeah. Just.. Don't keep it to yourself o_o it's cheating and it's wrong and I'd feel horrible if one of my friends knew my boyfriend was cheating on me with men and didn't tell me To pawn stars!!!!!!! and they will offer you 30 dollars. Or world's smallest hands brought it back? That's exactly what I felt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I've been working my butt off this week so I think I'll head over to Sephora and treat myself a bit. My eyebrows are my worst enemy! They're thick, yet patchy. Also, some hairs grow in zig zags No shit, my mom calls hardcore pawn, hardcore porn... When did r/tall become r/tallcirclejerk? Dude, I think you just found the jackpot of all collectibles. Enjoy being downvoted for politely expressing your opinions. Wait, what? Where is this Aa+ button... Wait, you aren't still talking about the girls in those pictures. Are you? How did Beer Sandwiches get to 2? WHAT I can relate... Perhaps insects sexually experiment as well? mmmm <3 That document took a totally different direction near the end I am sorry, but I am so fucking lost in this arguement... wtf is going on They're doing odd things I-is that a game title? ** Listen to the crowd roar after the last strike. It almost sounds scary. I don't even think I'm old enough to remember this game, but I do. All of those are really in there? Wow, when I first read that I saw, "those legs are detachable" WTF is this thread? when LMAO, omg I didn't even notice it at first...I was looking at the folders trying to see what was NSFW...and then I focused back on the full image and then it hit me. Exact same thing happened to me There's a road on the mars one Um, wow. I thought you were just mad, but then I looked at his history Have you seen "A Walk To Remember"? And o so sexy When does it end? Boobs? And what they are probably leaving behind. oy. Did he eat the wrappers? $22.50 I don't know if its bad for you, but I tried it once and shit myself cause its nothing like the real thing Hah, I chewed through a few dozen pages myself, but all 3,000 items... 2 hours Word of advise, ditch the S&W before it breaks and cut your hand wide open like mine did. I had that exact knife. Not trying to be mean, just advise Just curious, how is a CM/WW build a melee build? Isn't that the point of Spectral Blades? I haven't played a Wizard that's why I ask Does anyone else find it kind of ironic that they have examples of humiliating photos while at the same time condemning the FB group for sharing such photos? 50 items! Felt the same way when I moved in to college 3 years ago. Jeeze I can't believe it's been that long already This is, oh my god. Its like someone started a nuclear war. With popcorn. And shit I'm from the SJ crowd and now we have two people claiming victim status, so I don't know who to believe. Who would the father be? How does this guy have a job?? uhhhh....You look like my mom. 3 former SlayerS are now Coaches of 3 different Kespa teams ... so crazy I thought Ikea was a furniture store?! watch out man no. way..........jose.... *does crappy math* So you've had this dream well over a hundred times! you dont have any inventory and i says you last online for 1153 days Hahaha, I love this too. I'm pretty sure that you posted first... though I wasn't copying either!! Definitely a possibility. Who's to say there aren't hundreds..... Exactly! I am a huge fan of DotA and Icefrog. Icefrog is a genius at balance (as opposed to Riot, in the latest "patch preview" they just blatantly said Zyra is overpowered, so we're nerfing her. I found this the other day and thought the same thing! I walked up the road and found a nameless merchant walking away from the cart. Well then. Evidently I didn't go back far enough. That is blue... She is so pretty.. Dat look. Runes actually help that much? Am I the only one who, when receiving a pizza that's been screwed up - My pepperoni pizza has a handful of mushrooms or some crap on it, for example - I just pick it off and eat? Seriously, it isn't the end of the world. Yeesh I didnt even know quantum computers were a thing yet Ugh this, I have no friends that watch anime too that I actually talk about shows with because ugh. Two main things, first if you don't watch the way they do you're not a real fan "OMG YOU WATCH DUBS, dubs don't keep the original meaning" "oh but subtitles, a translation as well, does?" ~_~. And the second is the general social awkwardness that gives the fandom an even worse name. Went to a store that sold anime and table top gaming stuff, when I walked in it's like 20+ guys there, either browsing, watching the TV, or playing games in the back. I got what I came for and was waiting in line to make my purchase, jokingly said to the guy behind me "heh, the ratio in here reminds me of my math class(boy to girl ratio)" and he responds "hah, yeah, except you have a better chance of getting laid here" "... Why not the capitol initial reaction: mmmh shrimp temp....damn that sauce! I really want to pee on someones foot. Your post has 0 points. What the hell Does that white spot in Nevada mean 12 is the age of consent? "Ken Park" the whole film beggining,*_* middle,"X_X" and, end My mom just blatantly told me I cannot wear heels much higher than kittens its 2 here shows how awesome i am when watching this i get bored cos nothing is happening and try skip forward to find the good bits I've never encountered a restaurant that charged more than I thought was fair for a soda or charged a refill fee. so much copper wire and rubber too I feel like you have a skewed opinion of women, only because of your username... Ali, amumu, blitz, mundo, fiddle, galio, gp, heimere, janna, j4, karma, kayle, leona, lulu, lux, malphite, maokai, morde, nasus (acutally saw this today its weird looking No, i actually tried 480, and for some reason it requested a sub That was my thinking, too... Apparently white rocks are far more interesting than, you know, the mobile device compatibility... NO! He should tell us more secrets. Or just buy a better mousepad... I see a " I need this card Are you talking about Darksiders 1 or 2 you misspelled "bacon cheese burger".. because, oh, my DAAYYYUUUMMM... at least now know what i'll be getting for dinner tomorrow. i usually go there like once a week. it's to the point where i walk in and some one announces "solo reggy!" dunno if i'm proud of this fact or not My name is dat name Would love to know how he is making these videos Twist is, the treats were never in the closet Why did ArenaNet remove the orginal. This fight Am I the only who sees a demon cat in the backseat looking at the camera ? I had the strongest morning wood I ever experienced in my life this morning Yeah it was solid. I'm a total cigar n00b (as in- never smoked one before) I didn't even know we were going I be having these. Worried I may be on the hook for another expensive interest. I didn't see the pause button though? what's this about? ... I think you just gave my mouth an erection That's sparking a vague memory about it also involving fingers being cut off... What? Good guy Chinese? The guy had to flee from house arrest, and they're the good guys now? maybe he's already in Ecuador Is she acting? Or *re*enacting? Cannot un-see. Holy fuck, video blew my mind. Why the hell are yall looking at pics of me sleeping So basically, it's the internet equivalent of pre-teen boys fake fighting in front of people to show how "tough" they are ....I am now not sleeping tonight Oh god, what have I done!! are you in heaven NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association). Yeah, me too. I thought they just made up that group as a set-up for the joke about "North American Marlon Brando Look-alikes". A friend pointed out to me that they actually existed. [](/rtwibeam "Hi Rainbow! Wanna play some Battlesh...")[](/twistare " Huh.. How did you know that I'm Norwegian? oh lord I can't believe someone actually shat on her! oh my Wtf is going on with all the downvotes on this thread? Yes, that really does. I'm a girl...ugh now I feel awesome Wait, smooth jazz is an actual genre? That people listen to? I always thought it was a joke . . . Like, "let's make fun of this silly parody of actual jazz" WAT According to my tag, someone rubbed one out on a pic of him. 2 downvotes and no comments A PvE server with PvP disabled? Hmm...it's squishy and malleable enough to get wedged up there? Kind of crazy the vacuum from your sneeze can suck food out of your mouth up into your nose cavity. On another note, I wonder how often things rot up there... I have a girl in my modern studies class who asked my teacher if she should drink less water because her face was too fat Shushei is even trolling with his outfit. RAM. Get 8 gb of samsung 1600 ram. Also is the H100 going to fit in that case? Awesome. It kind of pops out at you. The exact same thing came to my mind. Are you me? This reminds me of the time I had internet explorer One of my favorite moments in Pokemon. If all of them were Blastoise. You're going to tell that story to people for a long time? Right. Mars is boring now did u add me "I'm voting for Harper because I don't like Ignatieff's caterpillar eyebrows." But what if bronies are using MLP to substitute the typical, 2D human Waifu for a cartoon animal waifu that fulfills their zoophilia its seungki and theres only one when i search I didn't even realize that until you said this. My female cat hates affection too. For some reason this makes me wanna cuddle her more... Would you rather have him be on the other team? At this year's Alpine show there was a guy behind us saying he couldn't stand Led Zeppelin, even if it was a cover from Phish. I think he kinda needs to grow up. You're his girlfriend, not his mother. Seriously? You think CONSERVATIVES are the "baby killers"? Which side are you assuming I'm a fanboy of? how does this make it not viable? In the same spirit, I was once asked if the deli I worked at sold any kosher ham. I wish I was Jewish. Please no... oh god I'd never heard Gamma Ray Burst, thank you so much It's funny that they are slamming him for weed opposition, because, ya know, Romney is all about the greens... I have a sick ability to tell what kind of car you're driving just by the speedometer. are these real What is this sorcery Holy shit that;s the biggest pile of Floppies I've ever seen I'll go backwards. What do you mean r4r wingman? Yeah, just rewatched it last night and I am still in a funk from it. But if he doesn't get that shadow dash onto that fid before that channel is over.... He looks like a downvote Amazing smile! Mens shirts are convenient aren't they? Its just that with my figure I look at least twice as big in them Dear Jesus Mine, the other day was "What kind of meat comes from a pig" the choices were Ham, Pork and Bacon, the top answer was bacon you really are a dick ( Wanna be that guy right about now Did it move Or OP could have *been* the dog. Some lady was talking to my boyfriend's dad, glances over, and asks what size I am. Super embarrassed, but I answer. She then comes outta no where and grabs them, complimenting them. I kind of stood there for a bit with my face like Thanks, sorry. Wasn't sure if it went out, my Gmail is bugged Wait there's a dog in this picture Does blocking knock back ghast fireballs? This is the same President who was overheard on the Airforce One phone telling his tailor to let out his pants so his bunghole could breath I'm... sorry, but I have to know. What is the uber creepy shadow on the wall supposed to be? WTF...damn those testicles... Is this real? It's so strange but the authors wording is so natural like he was just trying a new beard trimmer. I don't usually sit with my legs like that I just read his stories. I was shocked and left that topic with a You still get to wear a vest?! I work at an action figure store, and I am SHOCKED to see that he aren't selling this He said he thinks his card is pushing towards the bottom of the case, you say 99,9% of all cards do this. Lol, I'm still here, reading your thoughts. wait... so he DOESN'T say intercourse? Sorry to ask but are those real people or what ? Man, if you thought a man/woman relationship had trouble lining up sexytime and periods, think about double the periods. Casket salesmen Why weren't you allowed to jerk off at boot camp? No hard rolls I've always been the guy amongst my guy friends to explain to them that girls aren't as different from guys as they think. However, I've never once made the connection that my girl friends could have thoughts about me naked when I told them I just got out of a shower. This is enlightening in a way. New Zealand would be so rich if that were possible I could, if that's what you really want. Be sure that it's what you really want because there will be no going back I'm sort of terrified. Oh dios mio! I'll try to remember that! I can see how that could be misinterpreted, and make me look like a total creep. Good luck with aaby, he's a great guy, but his teaching is a bit lacking. If you need a tutor, pm me, I'm also a transfer (in my last year now how....? At first I thought it was going to be boring since it was so short. Then I saw the part with the cat and was thinking, "Are you kidding me!?" then I saw the ending.... George Bush was president. 9/11 happened. I knew I liked her for some reason! Is this why she wanted a divorce?Because Tom wouldn't dress as Luigi and fuck her? Holy crap circumference Same thing didn't happen to me, I died twice trying to get my revenge at Portsmouth too The comments section here is making me scared....my childhood...my innocence...gone ...relevant username? that's helpful. Holy geez wtf I want to turn this into a meme so badly God, this man is hypnotizing.... What's the pink thing growing out of his arm? We have them in Virginia I mentioned that to her, that if she thinks an angel is willing to help her with that (which she didn't even need help with, keys work fine .. ಠ_ಠ ... yup Does she have three boobs? From my experience so far not really. I've even had one or two girlfriends want to see before and after pictures from the surgery. My university IT sends out bi-weekly reminders not to give away your password. I've never actually received any phishing at that address, but I guess you can never be too careful At first, I was like "how were you going to be Gary Johnson?" Nah, it's really hard to offend me. I actually dare my friends to try and offend me. But yes, I love reading the responses too. It's getting a bit much for me now though. I can only read the responses sent to my inbox now I believe the confusion is the "1/10" part. Example, is he rating the girl 1 out of a possible 10? Or is he saying the 1 out of 10 people would not bang the girl, leaving the nine others willing to bang? I thought they were being ironic when they said mansion... Holy crap Hmm strange, I don't seem to have an \installers folder... Tobi is Dendi? It all makes sense now How did you go to the bathroom? mmm... Holy crap on a crap cracker! Those lips. Those cute little breasts. That waist. Goood **lawd**! Tell me there's going to be more New Protoss Unit? Hate to ask? Why? Have you seen me around or something? who do they practice with Mr. Sketch! Wow! Their is a Shin megami tensei games This was made about me and none of it happened Yeah, your money paid her private health insurance... that she pays for... Really surprised at the answers For a second, I thought the hedgehogs were held in one gigantic hand. Or the OP got cheesed But also why not just work while at work. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one around here who work at work and reddit at home I've never had to worry about upping salt intake My mom used to make me home-made gummy worms You gotta be happy for the breakup I have been waiting for a donkey kong 64 sequal for 13 years Wow! The one OP has is a good looking bike I loves me some TAS Joker (especially the one with black eyes in the 'New' AS)... but, Nicholson will always have a special place in my heart, and will will always be my favorite Joker. I remember being 4 or 5, and the VHS of 'Batman' had just come out (kids, that what some of us slightly older people would watch movies on before these new fangled discs and magical digital medias). My dad's buddy bought it for me... I sat down, watch it... and it was the beginning of an obsession. Object Oriented Programming That IS an extreme closeup omg The elevators at my work are *super* sketchy. There's two of them side by side, but I don't think both of them have been working at the same time in the entire 7ish months I've been working here. Sometimes you'll get to your floor but the doors won't open until you push the button. Sometimes you'll get in and push the button for the floor you want to go to, and it lights up and everything, but it won't actually start moving until you push it a couple more times. People have gotten stuck in them. Even if I have to go up several floors, I still always take the stairs now... it's kind of sad too, because this is in a fancy university library; you'd think with as nice as this place looks, they could eventually fix their elevators Your body is perfect I was going to ask this same question yesterday... multiples of 16... Chunks are 16*16 so why on earth would -1 fit into that algorithum anywhere You're doing it wrong or something, cause mines bloom every year God, I love science. It was working earlier. No. Maybe it's cause your feet are farther from their ears and they can't hear your footsteps because you're so tall... That is quite a sexy body. spoiler alert... it's Twitch chat ofc it's just a bunch of kids Where's the article...? What a freak. I would have been afraid to leave the restaurant after closing, he could have been lying in wait for you in the parking lot! was she just over visiting, or did you two live together? Haha ikr Oh my.... At the time they had none. I was the only one of my friends who had boobs for the longest time Jesus christ! Right... I know Internet is full of strange people, but there can't seriously be anyone that likes Sasuke for real... it says Dahkness I talk to myself in my head like this, subvocalized. the pc version can get a lot harder( hard mode, hardcore, mods making the game harder, a texturepack making enemys invisible( can you see someone's subscriber number? Imagine doing that with a bicycle... No! How did I miss this? I only got to go to 2 of the 3 panels so it must have been the one I missed. Overlord reminded me of a well scripted suspense/horror story. The screaming computer screen freak me out I would clean my eye if I were you... Are you aware of how many fucking times this has been posted Billy. Joel. One tape. All road trips. Repost what's wrong with milk There was a trynda skin? Uh... wow. I'll admit that I don't know a *lot* about polyamory, but "easy" would never have been my go-to assumption... The USPTO hands them out, and the law / courts assume they're valid. It's a winning combo! O_o What is your real name!?! "When you tell your kids that have to stay in the closet"...leads to "boredom with current toys"...leads to "need a new toy"...leads to the bottom of the slippery slope, where they hang and kill themselves. I'm trying to explain a shitty argument, it may not work out. that's a banana spider. The RSPCA dont deal with identifying of animals, or fight against cruelty to spiders Jesus Christ, don't spare us any details. Why can't people understand him? amazing.... We were quoted $1200 for the HSG before we changed insurance I do own a vagina and I agree with you. Wouldn't the helmet be a bit... scrape-y on the way out...? Why don't you have the switch next to the door? Oooooh looky there...it's a Zonda Tricolore Relevant to my interests Are there girls actually wearing shorts like that in public? What movie is this How does this subreddit have 2500 subscribers? I'm suprised how hard it is for me to answer that question The dial is not the part that is rotating One of my best friends from college: Yankees/Patriots. Horny Why would you wash your car with sunglasses on? yeah but thats not what i was saying That's more complicated than the Trinity for sure. I just realized I'm still subbed to twoX. No kidding. I have a friend who recently told me that this is happening to him currently. He said a random number just keeps texting him saying miscellaneous things. He assumed it was a friend playing a joke on him, but maybe his number is in a bathroom stall somewhere. Or maybe YOU are texting him I was thinking this exact thing last night OBEY I'm concerned that they're both barefoot in a public restroom. This only happens if you don't use your phone and only unlock it, I had the same password NOBODY thought rift was the end all. NOBODY. If you did you were retarded. that maokai flash... $30? Just don't buy Blu-ray How did you buy a vibrator when you were 13? Are those the actual words? and toontown won't ban you? This isn't really relevant much, but me and my sf were playing around and I said ' niggra ' jokingly and i got banned .-. but she said ' niggra ' and she didn't get banned! like wtf Luckily imgur is the only image site not blocked at my work Can you embed that in a reddit post? The thing nightmares are made of.... better dont grab that fed fiddle That dead mink is terrifying.. is she holding a chain attached to its nose? I looked at the site, does it have a plan for keto? because im not seeing one. and its telling me i need 193g of carbs a day.... what, where are the pickups? Mother. Of. What. Are the chopsticks for me...or for you? What did you do to make them so mad How did you get water up there? Circular rooms What scares me is that the guns, being a flintlock style of gun have casings. Or that they can be fired without reloading Uses the thickest armor plate Didn't really bother or shock me until he was biting the collar. Dafuq. You're really bad at this insulting thing. September 9th? 1.47 60 foot time. I didn't even know snakes got ticks and this.. so you dont actually get to control them,or it pretty much just does 1 click of dmg??? all the ..give action but its a free action get a free action thing is confusing Lol, I only watched Japanese porn tbh... Once you pop you can't stop Amputee spiders. Or he`s 15 years old was anyone else starring at his crotch constantly Why is Trickz going to eb their sub for mlg? Gaga was played by a dude Approved. Now c'mere and show me how wild. [](/fluttershh)That cat has seen things. Does it have a penis? That and the 7850 >> 6870 in performance Wait... YOU COULD DO THIS!? thats weird...I chose it cus I was thinking of shaggy from scooby doo A sellout? In the preseason? Are you Ansel Adams? You wouldn't... *have* to use it. Well, being female, I like dick, so it didn't really bother me. I'm just appalled that that's what my vagina looks like In Chapter 2 when you throw the zombies hand in the grave what is the white liquid that comes out? EPIC Sounds like your family has a habit of this kind of thing Race? I thought it was a species Nonsense... oh then no, someone went hard core griefer on you or you mixed the cords up Topaz Vivacity'd the shit out of it Maybe Hank has a narrow urethra? She said, when I said about "Oh, well sucks you didn't like me" or something to that effect, "But I did like you Her left hand looks a bit funky 80's digital dashboards are so cool. But how are you getting such awful MPG?? I have the same engine and I get almost 20 Is it uncommon for BMW drivers to not use their turn signals? I do it all the time. ganderhorn?!? Be gentle? YOU be gentle.. with that cock of yours.. I pronounced it like "furrection".. Mother of all furries... What if it figures out how to open doors? ... ... ... No, and the questions will go from being as innocent as "how did you think of McPixel" to the name of your first pet and the name of your elementary school this isnt relevant but, this kid bought a knife to the bus stop! like a hunting knife! really big too Whats Yolocolo? The way the guy to the left of spider man is moving makes him look like voldemort. I thought TTS was in age order...? How... how would you do that? They're separate things Wrong subreddit? I seriously hope you know I was joking Jon Snow isn't a Stark My whole life has been a lie! Holy crap. As soon as I saw those speakers I could feel my ears explode!Why, man? Why? What do you guys do with the left over inner sleeves that originally came with it? Zerg infestation? Yup... Join us. The first one was pretty cool, but the other two were Why are we assuming it did or didn't happen yet?! That costume fits you. I can't imagine the Sona it came from i'm trying to figure out why mine isn't. I dig the hair as well. Also- toothbrush? I read this as "A Spider just killed this shark in my basement" Well three of us were having fun being teamed up in the mumble chat. Found an ATV, a tractor, then found a bus! :D So we were tooling around in our little convoy of a bus and a car and decide to swing by the NEAF for fuel. All good, fuelled the bus right up, start driving off with the bus and and the car when suddenly the car is lit up by fire That's pretty dang close, if you ask me. I think she's funny. Watch all her videos. Depth of field is wonky. Dude, you were awake while your brain was fucking flapping in the wind?! I think everyone should conform to this point of view. There's no reason one user's preference shouldn't be forced on everybody Wow! over 300 diapers in a month?!?! Regular amount of dumps, but always as soon as her gets here. Just over a roll of TP each time I'd gladly stay in with you Robbaz King of Sweden has pretty much burnt the assocation of nipples with his videos into my mind.. Will it ever go away? Do I want it to go away? cockblocker? That is some Weapons-Grade Entitlement... And the wage budget too I thought you were suposed to say 'dyslectic' Oh my god... Since when have nipples been on your neck Never mind the OP, this is the part that really terrified me: "It used to be that each nest had but one queen[...]. Now mounds are often found with multiple queens, presumably as a reaction to chemical pesticides." They're adapting! Yup. People just see champs that do well and call them OP. Yesterday there was a 50 comment thread about how OP Jayce is... Dude looks like he's stoned hard I still wonder why Uh, excuse me Mr. or Mrs. Cornflake... did you say the place is called "KUM & GO"? Dat link hi all. Wanna some swag Yeah I figured most people would think it to be fake due to both legendaries being shinies, but my buddies got luuucky(they were twins). And besides I'm pretty sure obtaining a second master ball(winning the Pokémon lottery) is more likely to happen than running into a shiny.? Not that I know of...but I've never seen my dad and the Joker at the same time, before....oh dear god, maybe You have to have something to hang your hat on Who doesn't want some free swag?! omg its weird that so many american soldiers in afghanistan is redditors... WTF did he say. It doesn't load Good lord shes hot Someone brought OoT from him for $400. i have no idea why but im just sat here waiting to see if you'll update plz do coz this is very creepy and i dont want anyone else to get hurt plz update plz? but is it just me or does it seem like this is from a movie....IM NOT SAYING IT IS but....it just seem very creepily....familiar! Definitely some Asian shit. It *must* be. I think Chinese, since you sound a bit like my Chinese professor. No idea what Chinese dialect though =/... When you said "study", there was something between the *s* and *t*, which I think is common for Chinese accents. When our professor says "step", it sounds like "suteppa" instead hehe. I see in the comments that it is *not* Mandarin, and not even close, at that... Still guessing Asian though, maybe Japanese Oh, damn. She? Why the fuck did he not just type? Saw this exact picture on my news feed on Facebook... I think I may possibly perhaps know you or strange coincidence Why would you down vote me for that? I was just saying another champion that froggen has played whole games without dying on while carrying in a tournament setting - what does that have to do with learning something in Korea? but some (most?) band names are euphemisms for sex acts I thought He meant helium. ( I never really liked Doom. Too scary ... wtf did I just watch? On top of the pouring rain and the rushing water, If you fall over you get sweeped up into the current and fall down a waterfall Yeah I would probably put a NSFW tag, that was a bit... This once sort-of skipped my reasoning when I was little. I remember asking, if there's a Guiness Record for oldest person, why isn't there one for the youngest person... this thread is already taken away Price for Deathwielder and Defender is Jesus titty-fucking Christ. I'm starting to regret posting this. I certainly do not Holy crap, that looks awesome!! :33 dat move The "over by one vote" thing. Happened just recently in an election - one person got in by squeaking ahead of the next person by, you guessed it, one vote. How was the lag comp on..... LAN? By ninjas. Or amazing baneling connections when they were simply a moved like sunburns and indigestion... Its weird that so many redditors are american soldiers in afghanistan... no clue...O_o i feel like i just read a poorly worded equation of some sort... Hey! Was a pretty damn awesome night. Can't wait for the next one. I hope the 'Muslim hat' will be as good as the ones in the photos how come theres no comma on the views Star War was made before the bible You totally changed my life yuh they do. If you can play, you can watch Where did 12 and 11 go Pokey I'm wearing this shirt. That awkward moment when you post something before bed on Reddit, and come back the next day to a bagillion upvotes I didn't think any Ivy Bridge-E chips were out i feel like my life has been changed Look at what they have as Tour guide's name That's freaking awesome, as Instagram will have a big ass surge now Yeah. That's probably true. I know my mom goes out with just about everyone who asks her. Oops! Never Again how cruel I took my cat into the car once. It was looking around like "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" then we stopped at a stop sign and it peed on my sister. We could never get the smell out of the car seat. I would blow for Riot Graves ! New born babies And what is your form of accomplishment... Sniffing more panties? I can't even...I...bleargh. It's just such a...fuck. Holy shit. It exsists? Dakota He Netfilxed Netflix No idea what that means ** Literally the same banner as mine, colors and all. Those 2 in the corner but does it actually help? i have over 20k temp-files, and run on mid atm, and dont lag.. does that mean i can play on ultra? TBH All Graves skins > Riot Graves. If you get it for free that's one thing but to pay 975 RP, wtf If you don't speak Japanese then why are you playing on a Japanese rom? You look just like my brother. So at one point, that was pretty much my face? I would burn that fucking chair. that looks incredibly weird Hippy acid. Some of these comments disturb me... This is enlightening. I like how she says its from the princess' but its really from one of the warriors Well, hope he isn't like my cat was. He was the most normal, cuddly, social, mellow cat ever but if he wasn't allowed out at least once every 24 hours he would start to freak out and shit everywhere in the apartment You mean touching the insolation, or the live wire? I know right?? When I saw the start when she just stands straight up on her one arm.... Mind = blown didnt think they were that exciting Wow. What a battle that Tate-Kedzie fight was. Back and forth right up until the tap People have been saying HeartSeed for a while, but... who the hell is that? I don't recall seeing that character before My god. This was in 8th grade/7th grade for the girls I haven't looked at prices, but seriously more expensive? I'm still upset at how much mega blocks cost! What the hell happened here...? I'm extraordinarily confused. I have an identical post on the correct thread Holy fuck! I put 12212, and I got a cp convo I thought you had! I meant more along the lines of.. I've gotten things that were like 'OH THIS IS A SNACK' and they're cuttle fish flavored balls with penuts inside. Nothing anywhere mentioned in english that they tasted like cuttlefish, and they didn't look it I watched this gif over 20 times and i just cant seem to wrap my head around it. The unions paid people to protest and you're bashing actual grassroots support? Makes sense. lol thats my smurfs name shit son, so do i Are you me? Spiders. My face at a 0 Quarter pound turtle? It's the scratch marks God made as he was torn from this planet. .....what happened? I was definitely struck with severe irritation....that's for sure. Intentional homicide is not violent crime? I thought that they demolished most of the institution and built a small shopping area? That's what the TC website says. (A mini person at One of mercury and Regina's parties I thought reddit was *against* promoting anorexia... I hope Vavle can fund this as a real project in the near future I wont be able to sleep tonight. The earth king has invited you to lake laogai you say cool beans Strange. That is eerily like a few nightmares I've had that featured a very evil flaming train... I thought somebody gave you the kukri. Is there more than one race of unicorn? $10/h is a lot for an adult in the US? In GMS it's atleast possible to report someone. If you click the report button in EMS it says: UNDER CONSTRUCTION Last week I was trying to remember this . . . then i will scoff at their choice of set. staged tackiness! I always imagined how hard the guys in WWI had it. Trench warfare... all that horror and no antibiotics. That's definitely way out of the realm of normal. And again, that's not judgement, but given your more detailed explanation I feel my Wow seriously first time ever I hear of this But how does she put on her pants? 7th picture fix his sword man woah that's creepy looking My god What is a trait book? Wow, even though it's PG you still get that? everytime rivington is on stage he starts yelling What was it? im scared to click Holy crap! My wife just told me she is an image of my mind and everything I've loved the last five years were all in my head. Way too late, no sex of course. I shit you not. My mom nick named me Poop as a baby and still calls me that till this day Kawaii? really? cute in japanese is weed.... Joan Watson... Holly f... that fungal! > The stream lost like 100k users: From 180k to 80k viewers in **5** minutes. That teamwork Dat hairdo... I have the sudden urge to go rescue that girl from two giant penguins trying to rape her. Those visuals Because that's not biased at all. I thought they did No sorry, well i dont think so Probably how you forge pancakes REALLY hoping this is fake. But it sounds JUST crazy enough that someone would do it. How exactly does this work? Would there only be like 16 bots then instead of 26, or what? How do you remember your user name? now i want to leave alaska more What the heck are you wearing that you're getting misgendered? You look gorgeous. More reasons for me not to commit suicide during college Coming from a user named Brainles5, I'm not sure I believe you. Are people waiting for neighborhoods to "gentrify" before moving in to them? That's a weird new way of thinking... "leave Ecudorean embassy". Where does it say that? That is the biggest crochet hook I've ever seen in my life. I really don't get how people can say this is hard to read..? It's incredibly easy.. I might have to recommend glasses if you can't read this image's text.. Why do they keep letting this guy organize tournaments?! Same here. Is it just me... or is that a mullet?? No... freakin idea... Maybe I am you Plot twist... 3M is a client. Hey.... that one picture with gabeN poster and all your friends, is that shushei to the far right? Oh my you are all that is good, me gusta He looks like my cousin I though it was orgasm as well.. I actually got one I scored it on Copious.com, basically for free Where does food fit in there? I think that amounts to an urban myth, unless someone can confirm that they got a pair thru that method. If that were true I think NCGs would be much more common- thier normal drop rate is somehting like .17%, 3% would be Caroline's on reddit now. I remember the first time I watched that. shit's crazy man. Same scenario recently happened to me also! A child about 3 years of age behind me in the checkout line said "hi." I of course waved and replied hey. This prompted a drawn out speech from the mother about strangers and not saying hi to them...5 minutes later she smiled at my 4 year old. He started to smile back but I said "Oh no! That lady doesn't like friendly people....we can't smile and wave at her!" Lol....she seemed a tad embarrassed. Oh and I'm female....so I guess paranoia doesn't have gender preferences Thank we're pregnant?! Agreed. The only new one that I've enjoyed is Unicorn and that even takes place in the older universe. I don't think 00 is that bad though THE MATRIX IS WATCHING US I don't know if I'm too drunk or drunk not enough, but... wtf? much love for Teemo's hat Is your name really Electra? I think I might know you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What if you look at an older recording? ( Do share. there goes the dog in the pan crazy I saw pats at 9 and was like o_o maybe I was flipping too fast an skipped the Chargers. Then I got to #3 and We bought ours in North Carolina Your dad looks like my German teacher who should be coming up on his 1 year retirement... Decent for most items, but strange/unusual ones don't seem to be counted.. got a bit confused when a key was worth twice as much as my stormy brigade If you could throw me the lab map piece you have no idea how grateful I'd be Wait, when were corporations allowed to vote? wow so many subreddits I didn't see that coming at all.....I mean....seriously? Johnny Depp? Shouldn't he be on a boat somewhere? Thank you for that comment to warn me. or are there? I don't remember a MC Or the same cat Seriously? It's only 3 discs, same as Final Fantasy VII Skiing too!? You are starting to sound like my soul mate Haven't I been masturbating to that pic for 2 years via tumblr? How does this site, or the one InjuredGods list find out this information? You would think Netflix would be a little more open with it's customers Your wheels look like they're on quite tightly I can't help sadly, since my friends parents, my parents, and all of our grandparents and aunts and uncles and EVERYONE thinks they are totally awesome to own on our own. Sorry, never EVER imagined people could have this problem can you get a download for that? where do you live? Cause I just saw the movie and everyone laughed I haven't seen a busy mcD's in a while It's not already? Um... Out of what...?? (not even sure I should ask Woah, girl hair without a bow. That wasn't bad at all Aksanas ass You can crosspost, the mods hate me there and are always removing whatever I post Congrats man! It's no small feat for sure! Not sure how long it took you, but for some perspective, the record for the accent is 2h01m, and the full monty at 3h16m! So each drink was about 17$? you in the Philippines? holy crap that gif is awesome No, what thread? Such a strange concept to think people I know could have fapped to me Did he receive a discount maybe eggs had been cooked previously and had made the room smell like them like when you cook meat or an omelette. even though it doesnt seem like it because why would the smell drift to his room. this is weird How do you know this smell? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?!? Anyone else see the rsn with the war-chief title... holy shit those cockroaches are mutated maneaters...i found one a couple of days ago and vacuumed it away Is that Colin??? If this were the plush kind of stuffed animal, it'd be an awesome toy. But it's not. I can't unsee. Can't get jaw off of floor. wait, thats an actual bug? What's "the international 2" ah shit, sorry i've been hung up at work all weekend The irony that this post is on the same page as the video about paranoia? Hairgel....? Are you by chance a convicted criminal? Wait, somebody else know's what monday's are? You are definitely lucky -_- scroll... -_- scroll ...click! -_- o_o Only 7? I remember days where it wa a 10 man queue and the map was Oman Man that is accurate, ... Workaholics? At first I was like o_o ...Then I was Like Pen 15 Club. Oh my sexy... Always come across these posts when I'm alone in a dark room....... No lie, I gave someone a TicTac for a Cavern of Souls right after Avacyn Restored came out. He said "Why would I need this? I only run green." I was joking but he insisted Robots fucking terrify me. I think I just heard angels sing oh my fucking god... you have changed my life I didn't think to search first but 80% of people improved Yes...? Well that escalated quickly I am very close to you My panties say yes Iv'e never played bioshock big tonge you think wr and puck are useless as supports? She got lip injections. Persian rugs don't come in those colors or patterns though Uhhh...is trees the right subreddit for this? If you don't have teamspeak, and you don't have skype, i don't know how anyone can help you I don't need weed to get high with you around :3 it'd still be great to have though, then we could both get high together 7 Guardian Angels 16 is the age of consent where I live. you quickly lost me.. For reals. That sounds like she was in some sort of rape van trying to decide if the leg shackles she had would fit. We do??? Would you rather be watched or hugged while fapping? Sandy balls...sandy balls...sandy balls...sandy b- He just kept repeating it over and over maastricht to the north sea? "You know what you need Marge? A comic strip named 'Love Is', It's about two naked 8 year olds, who are married" ... How about ARAMadillo Do you just learn to ignore the pain, or does your scalp just become desensitized to it? Crazy I'm South African and trying to figure out where these two cultures meet they don't block Reddit can u give me graves? Are we still talking about the hat? o_O because I kinda switched to another tab *right* before reading this and I got really excited for a second Why are always assholes being given sweet rides? Again? .. Did he REALLY just put "Social studies" under Theology/Philosophy? The main problem is that since all the dark wizards would be using them constantly, fighting them would be next to impossible. Walk into room with 3 death eaters, 3 blasts of green light instantly coming your way. Dead. Though since this IS magical universe it's really a matter of the people who make the games imagination. Imo the whole dark wizard insta-kill thing could easily be gone around. They could make a variety of defensive spells. I.e. summoning up a wall of very weak wisp-type creatures in front of you would make the killing curse utterly ineffective. Also, with the penalty you suggest, well there should also be ways around that. I.e. magical disguises (including animagus transformations), opportunity to bribe high ranking law enforcement personnel, ability to go to court and contest your supposed use of a banned spell, and obviously if you kill everyone who see's you do it, or cast a memory spell on them... I want to play this game The only thing that matters if it's a vape or not Do they actually pay out the leftover financial aid if your tuition costs less? I guess I never had a scholarship worth more than my tuition (out of state student for first two years) Ohh, i want these skins :( ....today i came from hospital and i see, that i can't buy RIOT graves now :// .... i'm just kinda mad now that's a pennsylvania license plate I was thucking my thumb at 14, and yes I had a lisp when doing it Join the team! I'm on it! We can be best friends Is it weird that i wanna chew on it? will I be that lucky? That awkward moment where you see one of your friends from college on the internet. this is... a bit weird. why shouldn't we be allowed whatever handwriting we've developed? and why should we propagate an idea of gendered handwriting? you're posting this to /feminism... never knew this about doubles Is that a rainbow penis? Why would you NOT want to see Dragon in a bikini? Wow. That's... wow. some people only have 2 rune pages , 1 for let´s say ad carry and another for support then it would hard to go mid with no runes so they now have to buy rune pages i thought all pokemon trainers started at 10 years old. XD lol. or maybe that's just the anime. but if she IS 10..man she is old looking for a ten year old. I just watched The Raid: Redemption and now I want riot graves so I can pretend like I'm a fucking ninja too Because there isn't one. I can't put forward a single reason that would suggest to you that *you should give me one of the skins.* None. At all. In fact, don't even worry about me, it's not like *I don't have enough skins.* Thank you. shouldn't diana be free whoa. that's as hot as my computer idling. not using drama fever but i'm watching Faith and To the beautiful you. Faith is good so far, but I must say i've had enough time-jump dramas for quite a while this last year (2012 the year of Kdrama time jumps! Total votes: 190k i'll be glad to take one of the gen 5 off your hands if you still have them. if not it's fine. i see there's 126 comments not including mine already. i love you Oh, ok. I was just thinking it started to sound a little creepy. Hmmm...that is rather bizarre, if you're in the united states most of the participants seem to be from there, so...? how...how does knitting distract kids from the tv? it's a fairly quiet activity What sort of awkwardness did I happen to witness? Is this....is this Brad the same Brad as the one from Confession???? Hey, they could have a specific court employed lady or dude to be the testimony speaker of the person... Two Pretty Woman reference in one thread It's really not that hard. Just take the 7 to the end of the line. I did a double take at the example pic, because my main is a female DH named Selene. I thought it was just pulling that from my b.net account info, but I realized I wasn't logged in. Weird This is my university! I don't know if I should be happy or scared I never win random draws but I guess Ill try anyway dat APM It shouldn't be too... *hard*. I missed the costume show? I was kind of confused as to how they were going to do any of the things they said since they were only letting people in in waves/ it was so humid/hot/loud I didn't even think they could pull off the raffle. I got in at around 9/9:30 left around 10:30, so it's very possible I saw you Where the poor are dying not from lack of bread but from an epidemic of obesity caused by literally eating cake while the rich are the only one's with enough time and money to eat healthy, farm fresh peasant fare. How deep does this go? Yes, because competition in a free-market system never drives prices down Me too I am so lost as to how this was uploaded before the original I do it assuming it's still open when I get home. For some reason my work blocks ureddit but not reddit The pint-sized slasher's mask in the bathtub I don't even now why but I love it Wait a second... Did we play the same game? wat? \* crap what was my whirlipede holding? i think he might have been holding something important. Damn, that's a lot of comments. seriously? Cris did a great job with only one champion! I will never ever ever lose faith in Cris who will join a pro team one day I said I was a robot for a laugh, and the guy proceeded to ask me to talk dirty about my circuits and what colour my oil was I'd need a chain gun. Damn it! you've just made me realize that scratching balls is basically jerking balls cool! 8D what's your friend code? for some reason i can't see the flairs at the moment. And then I saw this and realized you came back a lot sooner then I thought. Duh fak is Friendster? Worried about Battery power on a console This is GORGEOUS!!! What does that have to do with Morello? Together at last. That is just amazing.... Lots of comments You would be like a supermarket batman (Ive just noticed theres only 2 18+ characters So the 11.9% of Democrats who answered 'yes' to the question 'Are you in favor of laws against interracial marriage' aren't racist? This is what baffles me about fundies. How in the name of the great spaghetti monster can you believe a book to be the word of god when SOOOOO many different versions exist? '( Please tell me you are keeping it! 123 i want a skin to buy! no wait damn... how did you end up obtaining so many codes? Yep, hope your friend is all right! If she is, ask her why she left you there all passed out why does that matter damn, that grows fast Is it just me or has the house gone from $420 to $44,800 I love how the crowd...doesn't react. What do you mean by 689% woops Wait, they didn't? What the shit was I watching then? He was a really awesome teacher. Everyone's expression after was literally: I'm glad I used the spoiler tags, then! Are you kidding me!?! They're fucking awesome again Laughed my fucking ass off on that one, just not ass-nut off Who's that dude in the background? You need to post a LOT more. I was just bout to call it quits tonight. I want to stay now. Oh my. Or is it because of misogyny? Them's the breaks. It's a really tough call to even just put five though, I know. Though none of them have hats, some of them sure have huge heads Oh my god, you looks like a serious model! I thought they did. After my husband played portal #1, we were listening to the commentary and within the first sentence of Ellen McLain talking, we both looked at eachother like pretty sure last winter was the inverse of the above chart. :O people really come on the internet to give others hard times he looks more like his mom Mine were co-ed dorms, but there were male and female "wings". So one hallway had a girl's bathroom and one had a boy's. Did they have co-ed showers??? I just saw the cutscene with him on youtube dude that almost gave me a heart attack Yikes. I don't think that was a very good idea woops. replied to the wrong person. how studly TIL going out and doing stuff on your own was considered weird I will never look at Canada the same way again Damn bro that sucks, I'm usually fine unless something else happens then it's right back where I started. Try keeping your mind occupied when you start to smoke? Something interactive, watching videos and such doesn't really work :P I got a high-dea <.< start cooking something when you start smoking, that way you're keeping your mind off of what's bothering you by concentrating on making the food, and by the time you're done with both, you'll have the munchies and have something actually cooked already ready This is the second thing on the front page right now about this company. Are *you* one of the alts? It took them an hour and ten minutes to launch the rocket in Apollo 13? TIL someone one reddit reads WND So I teach middle school, and two of my 7th graders showed up today wearing hoodie sweatshirts with the "Forever Alone" meme guy on them. Why would it baffle you? Now that I'm on my computer and can get a better look, where the hell are these so called bombs You're kidding, right? Oh my god. That's where I am! I'M GOING TO HIRE THIS GUY FOR MY WEDDING. does this produce both kief, AND Super kief? It is windows 7, It's a dell insperion 1505 i think. I used a website to check out the specs and it said that the video card had 0 mb ram I had a 1 unit lab class at a community college that had that same course outline Yes I planned 9 months ago to defend profiting on a trade I made when I gave out more than the value of that trade just this weekend, for free. Holy crap. Her eyes are all Wow, you American, never cease to amaze me. In Australia you would probably have at least 20 cops chasing after you I wanna bake cookies on your abdomens. As America goes to bed and Europe awakens, the comments go from "What a great cop!" to " How do I pronounce that? I have... you could just play the game through, and gain the skills while, you know, playing. We all know religion is false, but horoscopes are just plain fact! Oedipus. No thanks... Actually, to be honest... on second viewing, I'm slightly perturbed by Lisa appearing about 15, and the "boy" she's looking at appearing about 65. Is she ~~okay~~ still alive? Holy controversy! He was defending the company he works for? delicious Dude, I don't have enough time for my free games that archon buff O_OO_O_ I dont understand of the point of the third grade picture I think how you look says alot about your personality though. I don't mean slightly chubby people , but Really Obese people always make me think "wow has that person just given up or something????". And if you aren't worried about your health , what are you worried about Wait, you'll upgrade my room for free? God damn, Wolverine's the same height as me? I need to buff up... That's one nasty looking vag. Are you kidding dude? The east coast casinos got this technology *from* vegas. We got the second-hand garbage that doesnt work well anymore.. which is why I was able to notice it. Good luck TO YOU!! Then it isnt just a myth You payed $50 for an SNES?!? I didn't realize the Seven was that small If I was him and I called you EVERY DAY, I'd probably also be checking your reddit name. Just sayin ... but saying "this isn't rape" is a different kind of awfulness from saying "this person should be raped to cure t3h gh3y". Uhhhhh, you're doing it wrong. I have 1 gig data, unlimited text, my10, unlimited evenings and weekends and 200 mins from Bell for $55 a month Is it weird that I got hungry and went to make breakfast while watching this? Go outside he said...it'll be fun he said. And so is your body! I haven't seen the movie or read the comic, so the first thing I thought of was "I write as though I'm muffled by a Guy Fawkes mask"? ..........but why are you not wearing a shirt? that.. is.. amazing.. But why ...He (or what we can see of him) looks familiar... What about using redstone The wife and I are doing our first collaboration. She decided on a Caramel Apple Amber. she's 14 in those pics? Why yes, actually at first i thought he had a finger growing on a finger I love electronic/house music! So Decatur is LGBT friendly place...? Dining Facility, for the layperson. :) And I actually liked the rare instance where me and the guys would end up on Camp Victory/Slayer. They had (over-boiled) lobster tails and steak, some nights. And by this thread, I meant the thread I linked to. But aren't we here talking about WHY movies are bad? When the bad guys are completely unable to successfully shoot the good guys. It gets even worse when the bad guys are supposed to be trained soldiers, and even worse when the soldiers are trained robots (I'm looking at you, Total Recall remake Wut?! I lose inanimate objects that mean something to me. Plus my Buddhist upbringing urges I don't attach myself to things. So girls HAVE to look feminine to be attractive? (The shirt was temporary anyways, that's my work shirt... The tannoy announcer told them to sit down, so they sung "if it wasn't for scousers, we could stand." dust has to be older than 12 years What the fudge...im taking systems programming this coming fall aswell. wait, you are not supposed to wipe standing up ? Sweeping Wind cost reduction on the Inna's set... -70 Spirit... I... I shower naked!!!! Wait, there are people out there calling it the “student crisis”? Wouldn't riot say not to trade/sell codes? I'm 2 miles from 8 mile, but on the west side... 8 mile is the richest part of my city I've thought about it before and just chalked it up to being a false memory or something. But my brother remembers it too That's what I gather... only for some reason it seems they have to make it as traumatic as possible for her "Every girl should aspire to have a 00 waist" ... Is it not normal for cats to stand? slightly? i feel like i may be the only one curious enough to ask how did it feel catching your poop...or wondering how messy it actually was...and did you have to stand to do this???? i am so confused. It is interesting how many times the word "Ketchup" is used in these comments. as is mine I´m find it´s not 30+. It doesn´t have to be mad frames. (and it was just a random number). I´ve seen people complaining about frame rates under 30 and I´m just like It's a lightning Wizard signature spell It made him smile? Please let us know your gov'ment name, where you live and what you look like so we can avoid all the door knobs and food items you touch please I just dropped my phone in my face, twice. Wow! My favorite part about records is how the audio degrades with every single play since you're scraping a sharpened metal stylus against a soft plastic surface every time you spin it; especially since I often hear a variation of this same argument given for why vinyl is superior to audio cassettes. Technically all those things apply to me. I am replying Yup that is how I had my first panic attack I had not slept in like 32 hours due to work and i lost my shit yea but then he tried to kill everyone in gotham city... does that mean he wants to fap everyone in gotham city Why not post this on /r/trees? What's an Aggie? ENVY ( nutella I am the only one who finds this scary Surge is there?! I know I'm still fairly new to reddit, but what exactly is the thought process behind reading confessions of horribly hurtful experiences people went through that directly answer the question asked, and then giving them hundreds of down votes? quite possibly. try reading about cohomology $250? Dafuq Travis is only 23 ? to me he looks 27-28 Wow really thanks a lot for the writeup Possibly. Or your my half-brother What does she dispense? Can't believe this comment is so controversial A screenshot lets play was that an actual episode Was about to say, militia/estate/assault, what about them!! ( "Your sister is hot but damn her hands look huge BC people have an accent? Yeah he did what's a /b/ I get that a good third of the times that I piss. One that was in the toilet right? What just happened? Chainmail is legit? we live very close I really like your eyes and your hair and your face and yeah... you been blessed by the facial hair gods aka scene from resident evily... No need for words....... just admire No worries. Extenuate is actually a word (I had no clue WOAH. Calm down. This video is great and all. But did anyone click the steel panther video in related videos? I got my username on the first try. I am a broncos fan. Not sure if friend, or enemy. woops. Wow, why is this in the negative already? Whoa... big bud. Or the fact that the belt attached to the pole-thing attached to their arms didn't rip their arms off... Uhhh sure... you can get toxic shock syndrome if you *leave the tampon in all day* I had a 0.2 once. I didn't think it was humanly possible to get a 0.0 Oh, so *that's* what a combined TPM & Reddit traffic spike is like My laptop with an i7-2630QM and 6770M were getting a solid 30-45fps on medium for the entire thing, so either something is wierd, or your CPU is so much slower than mine that its a massive bottleneck Or jut flip the lever...? i cant believe people fell for this... That's not what I said at all. Wow. People are cranky on Reddit later in the evening I'm the straightest guy out there (or maybe not You are aware that they, too, have hairy asses...just some shave/do whatever to get rid of it? It's issue #7. She defibrilates him with jumper cables. tl;dr I didn't die but two little girls and a cop did I do the same thing with mini wheats, i want the sugar part to hit my tounge first- EVERY TIME It's closed of course. The first time I thought the person was joking, so I shook it off and laughed. But then it kept happening, throughout high school people would comment on it when I ate by them, even when me and the other person were eating the same food. I remember one particular field trip two girls were staring at me, I gave them a quizzical ( dat build on Link's Ez mid blew my mind Nope, I didn't know most of those things about orgasm, and I don't think I wanted to know. tried for 3 hours to get into a mann up server ... not a single game loading/server connection attempt was ever made The fact that you are calling it "fingerbang" is telling me that you don't even have a girlfriend, and probably have never fingered a girl when i first read that i thought it said cam as in a webcam so people watched you sleep Excalibur was the first word that came to mind... Everyone should. < This post...... we'll go with bubbling with excitement. I'm honestly interested. I guess most people reddit are so used to sarcasm, we look at people that are excited They have Internet in whitefish?!? 15,000??? That's amazing!!! I can actually survive every boss enrage timer now. It's such a big file. I know plenty!! hold on guys, I'm not quite sure this counts, they're from JERSEY! Wait, what? Imageshack is still around? Isnt this a generalization? Oh thank you. Now my brain is trying to recite 1984 in Mr Blobby's voice. Check please. I can't up vote this any harder! Man, I just posted something about how action potentials work but then read yours. Me right now: Aren't the kangaroo babies supposed to be in their mother's pouch? How would one be found on the side of the road? I'd be very surprised if this were true, but I can't deny that I've been seeing way more of them than I'm used to. I've always used SB/DC as well as WW, and I'm amazed you think it works at all on its own. Scrap Dragon: Powerful in any deck but in Synchro Scraps I didn't go to a rave there, but I did roll at Disneyworld on a family vacation in 2007. It was one of the most fantastic experiences of my life. I somehow managed to conceal my dilated pupils for 3 days with sunglasses. (Sidenote: don't EVER roll 3 days in a row. Terrible, terrible, awful idea. I regret it to this day, pretty sure I did brain damage.) It was great except slightly weird when my mom linked arms with me while we were walking somewhere and I got the "oh mylanta, my skin is electric!!" feeling from her. And she gave me a gentle, friendly, mom-ish backrub while we were waiting in line for a ride and part of me was like "AWWWWW YEAAAAAHHHH!!! Rollin balls, getting a back rub!!" and part of me was like "....that's my mom Has that Navi album really gotten 69,114 views? Damn, if he can write a book like Cujo out of his mind, that just raises my respect for him even more yeah i restarted like 7 times and not a single one the more stories i read here.. The scarier the stories i make for my friends.. Dafuq is happening to me? I assume it's because you have a deep voice Yeah I don't like the music either... as soon as I submitted it, I was like So you have to ask them deep questions which will catch them off guard and give it away? Is that what you are saying? That's like the God Emperor of rats His problems clearly have nothing to do with blowjobs Close the drawers I realized right this minute. Damn. Wait...is OP the last person I had sex with? Who has the dream of buying a mac Not that bad? Only two of these would've gotten into the CL winning Milan sides, Pato and Robinho. Are Milan doing a Liverpool? Is it just me or her smile is just way more interesting than her tits? They're great and all, but whoa, dat smile i want a cactus What??!! That makes no sense whatsoever! Too hard?!! Your title: I am Ask Anything I'm already regretting typing this, but... how would you even train a giraffe to rape someone??? So let me get this straight... Germany effectively outlaws Judaism, and the majority of the comments here are positive? I read that as "dead girlfriend" and was like Good question. In fact...In the Medetteranean my dad told me to stand underneath the large wave coming in My comment already implied that. I always see this, but what defines attractive forearms? ... > I didn't realise Georgia was the biggest in the world! For some stupid reason, I thought the one in San Fran was the biggest America had if it were me it would be hitting me in the back of the head TIL my brother-in-law's girlfriend is male. . . . wuht?!! Yipe! This is the kind-of stuff that makes the whole TEFL thing pretty scary....you have got to be CAREFUL. That's crazy that you only found out you were working for that hagwon upon looking at your contract *once* you got in the country....that is like, worst nightmare material. WTF did I just watch? Why are you eating just chicken? the minimap is actually the map in a window, and you can drag it bigger and zoom in and out on it as well so there is often no reason to constantly hit the map key People have a weird view of Germany I'm sure they exist... there's a whole subreddit devoted to videos of people dying in various ways. haha! i have an opera extension that makes holy crap. these new prizes are way better. were the pages stuck together No kidding, I just saw a PvZ of him where he had 3 warp prisms out and was sending zealots to outlying bases. WOW............... I see, I have a two friends who are taking programming classes in college. One of them wants to be a cop tho.. I wasn't looking that close at first, and thought it was a pigeon on the floor. It isn't acceotable is it Best Akali i've seen so far! Awesome cosplay all around! One upvote isn't enough Everyone's looking at his feet, but did anyone else actually notice his lower part of his jacket thingy doesn't rotate when the rest of his body makes a 180 degrees spin? Well then... u have proven me wrong The guitarist looks like Jason Segel ! What is that case How did they manage to contain so much awesome to one stage? And then I was like i've always bit mine. during the school year, during summer, when they get too long... it's easier than trimming them. Ah my fault I ment mam. That was probably the most disturbing part of the ova... That, and the baby feet chips Stocking was eating You were completely wrong. what game is tha? The fuck? I've never had an intact guy say that about condoms. Storing.. screws.. in your bra? Does... anyone in the world actually talk like that? DO they require thongs? in2lol.org .net .co all redirect to their website. Are you an employee of them or why would you try to give them the benefit of the doubt after such blatant traffic stealing? so did i my parents call them dingballs... How, exactly, do you smoke out of it? Dude, you used a Canon Zoom Lens with 4x magnification! I can read that in the reflection in her eye Any chance you have pics of your tank? Damn gorgeous face.. That bad? You lucky bastard! And regardless, it's *not* un-PC to describe people as black It's shitty American logic that people will buy something they like if given the opportunity to sample it first? I'm so lost.....I guess the wolfs are supposed to be a metaphor for sex or something Shit... I have no idea. ...Yeah. ANUS_IN_MY_BACON commented on my post Thought she'd have an ass for being chubby No way Well, that's a first... You mean to tell me they dont live in caves Ah yeah I was following this account since he started playing ranked and he went about 22 games without a loss purely playing support. Woah. this is crazy. God damnit I want this so bad :/ Of course people who travel get the best prizes. At pax east we got stupid water bottles and pens I'm confused... Her eyes are closed or... She doesn't have eyes? lol thanks. But what are you doing on a 4 month old topic? But it's also illegal in most of Europe Scout's mom is cheating on the spy? Autozone Do you have pets or something? I can't believe how different this is from /r/nba. No trolling or flaming or knicks-type fans. I Always found that strange in prisons i mean in most prisons if you have the money you can have a TV and a PS3/Xbox 360 if you wanted. Prison doesn't seem as bad as my parents brought me up to believe Took my breath away. Same here. Said I was filing false reports? I'm one of the straightest guys out there (or am i First thing here, what software is this, this whole thing sounds wicked fishy: So it's your machine and you say the school requires you to install software to 'scan for illegal activity' in order to sponge their Wi-Fi? That's..interesting Oh my god. He looks like he has a human face. That's a very important distinction The moon looks like a scaled down earth until you zoom in. WAHT AM I LOOKING AT??! Ma name is calvin I don't really understand what you're asking... If you're asking if there's more spoilers, well yes, of course. I have to ask though, you have over 200 hours and you still haven't completed the main quest? Thank you I've been a lurker for so long, it's so weird to feel accepted. Very good title..I was just wondering the same thing. Whoa... that Mr. Mime is horrifying... Big bang just got friendzoned don't be a noob chunman you want one of these belts of intense virility? There's a subreddit just for birds photoshopped with arms? ... My eyes are burning Haha don't feel too bad, I read that as "programmers" as well. Mmmm now I want tomatoes! And Oh god what if I didn't poop until then What do you add to fix it? You're climbing fourteeners in jeans? Yeah, I get downvoted everytime... /tinfoil it's those MPAA/RIAA bots that parse out 'pirate bay' 'torrent' Haha you have no idea... it took me a MINUTE... I was like shit man, my xbox live gamertag is xClipzAhoyx.... I have to admit when you said Jim Carey I had the, This needed a howto? haha I was pleasantly surprised.... doesn't happen that often with links on here you look like the guy from the Colorado shooting.... no way what Ok well I'm gunna say I'm actually 12 m Oh god, they are teaching them how to reproduce why not shiftry? But wait, did they just admit Obama is in fact a Christian instead of a Muslim? Wait, all girls leave breakfast and a letter in new relatinships?! Southeast asian here. Pfff, we use mosquito netting, no need to waste power on crap like fans or A/C. Also, how is "airflow" a problem unless you're living in a house made of plastic wrap or tarp? ... I know the girl who is pregnant haha yes! That pepper smoke What do you mean why? I used to work at Tim Hortons, it sucked ass, everyone hated their jobs and the pants were too tight. The bosses suck and the the customers just as much. I give them a break now 'cause I know that feel bro, be nice the people, give them a work boner and they will give you more cream cheese than you can ever imagine. wouldn't that mean YOU'RE everywhere? Nothing more pompous said in this thread than "us vinyl veterans!" lots of teachers are navy seals Lost is one of the most popular television series of all time. this makes me feel old (in a good way) to remember the 3.1 > 95 change over and how horrified i was... That sounds OP! What does dirty asian mean? I never heard of that 5000 years old? See, thats just silly. Please dear god get that guitar away from the flame. I'm sure it wasn't there long lol. Just for picture's sake. And that is a magnificent place to chill you have there. Wow... I saw that but there is no way that there is that much of a difference between Air China and Air Canada Economy class Railgun Sniper Rifle?! Video starts with already 6 cops on the scene Yui! What happened to your spine!? Back in the day they just froze accounts. What does being silenced mean now? how ironic, that's one of his and my favorite songs Well you can customize your whole harddrive since always. copy, xcopy and del What about all the Other weapon x stuft. Deadpool, etc. All imaginated by wolverine Holy crap i live in edmonton too Wait, why shouldn't you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth? Legitimate question. dude... Was there cobwebs too? I've often heard of kids who can remember things that they "shouldn't." I asked a friend's younger brother who he was before he was "Matt" (fake name) and he said, "I don't like to talk about that." You should post what you think is good. If you're always guessing about the hive, the hive controls you I don't know why, but it looks like the guy was Photoshopped in. You have a spam filter, don't you? What's with the early 2000s style email obfuscation? I'm pretty sure the audio is fine, I played it from two different speakers. Did you try using headphones? HOW Big tree you got there bump...does bumping work?12 THIS. ALWAYS. Teemo on your team, you lose, Teemo on their team, you lose. Why is it like that? That sounds delicious! This may sound weird, but that room reminds me of a dream I once had Please tell me the city on the iceberg exists exactly like that in the game! Oh Man. Our cockatiels got out once each (both my fault...) I damn near had a heart attack each time watching them circle above our house. We got really lucky getting them back. Now I see birds outside and I cant help but make the Can't tell if OP is 33 or 13 Actually it looks like cheese... i kind of want to eat it This was very close to my home town in Dayton. No lie I heard about this as soon as I got home and I took 675 home everyday. I cant believe I missed this... Then again if it would have happened in front of me I would have flipped shit Take that fake tan off and they'd look pretty good And confused you have surely "fb" or "facebook" would be in the top 10? That's really weird, mine is 16,3GB Or maybe, you are used to gifs going at half speed, and now they are going full speed. o_o I have to admit, that's one of the most strange/interesting things I've seen this week. Is it like a contest or something to see how many thrusts someone can do? Or just some really weird fetish I preferred the old ones What if he becomes an all star? Then what happened? But but! he's fast! and sneaky! like a ninja! kinda... and he... ohshit stereotypes everywhere > How old are you? Why this song?... There's 19 people playing on it... I wonder what their ping is. or pleasent Awesome. There might still be some blood left in the bowl, I suppose. :-/ But if it's gone, yes, so much the better. " I met a girl like that and she didn't really smell like much of anything. She also looked a lot like OP. I thought it was his two toes glued together on the first picture I need to start *watching* Teen Wolf I could on my old rig with a 5670 in it He has a million times more losses than wins, how is he pro The prequel was actually pretty good too! Dennis To really looks like Donnie Yen he's very cute and good heavens those eyebrows! ...Mind reader. Oh My God it's a Direwolf Puppy About 1 day left till release Yeah, cause respect for someone is 'ridiculous'...... or maybe charms what kind of gaming...? True. I got told by CFO that certs or things like conferences "are only there to help me get another job". How in hell did I miss that?! I keep such a close eye on HAD! That's when it's time to buy new, non-expired tampons. Why do I find his mustache cute? And now I have most confusing boner of my life What more is there to say? Ditto Dat mess LOL WE SHULD THRO A NOKIA AT THEM !!!!! XD XD i know Some crap about a toilet and something Yep, I'm being serious. I'm confused what part of what your fake quote is a joke or troll Understood. Which is why I said I have no idea with deadlifts. You seem to be pretty unaware of what an anecdote is and unable to think objectively if you dont think you could easily reverse your 2 examples and the city they occured in Wait, what? I never said I was starting my own. Are you trying to get me to watch /r/foodporn CarlinT? O_O_O_ ...so much potential change here it hurts Really? Maybe she is Can someone explain this spreadsheet to me? I wanna get into crafting, so i've been watching videos and reading some guides, but this spreadsheet is pretty alien to me seriously? I'm pretty sure I saw that show. You should have seen some of the related videos... ^^^^^^^O_O ^^^^^^O_O ^^^^^O_O ^^^^O_O ^^^O_O ^^O_O ^O_O Can you imagine if by some fluke accident another car smashed into him, even by no fault of his? Hmm, I don't remember that being an issue at all. For me they just sent the stuff I ordered I was going there today at noon now what!! as the resident gay, I approve of your Ziggler GIF. THOSE PAWS! Where did you get an infinity bow? wouldnt this also require being a girl? weird. as i was reading this, a tiny spider was on my wrist. of course, being the arachnophobe i am, i freaked out and swatted it away. now there's a seriously pissed off spider in my room After this and holdinicedteas's comment post, I am never going to be able to trust another human being again How about forgetting to push in the clutch and trying to start the car with it in gear I'm confused about this as well *Yes you will permanently be stuck in that one and permanently excluded from the server transfer On some parts of the rendering yes. Occlusion is so freaking fast when rendered on GPU And here I thought the official forums was the place for feedback "I did almost have a very angry adult Burm remove my right breast once." ( Totally didn't see that and now my face is all you....you.. delivered !! 8-timers eksamen!? Kneesocks, turns her kneesock into her weapon, that is why she has only one on. What does that infer for the Scanty I don't get it. You can't see his nipples like the other "the only reason I watch" posts. Haha, yeah it's bigger than most for sure. I just liked the powder coated and rough feel with the optional added o-rings around it instead of smooth and shiny. The M1 graphite is pretty nice looking though, definitely not as large and a little bit lower profile. Like you said before though, $125 is holy crap you're rich If he's talking about the wither boss... then what was the mob that dinnerbone was working on? hahah wow, that's a lot of money down a black hole. they're not concerned though... because speeding people really worry about getting caught Not sure if that's a penis or an arm. If you look at his profile, its all true for the 'don't dig too deep' shirt...for some reason the first thing that came to mind was the large intestine Her belly button looks like a ying and yang symbol Bewbs The other day, a friend and I were exploring the school in Elektro, and he was running down the hall as I came running out of one classroom towards the next one directly across it. He collided with me and, despite having full health, the collision killed me. Somehow That armor looks awesome Wow... It has already been a year "users"? Arshavin? you're...you're...perfect So you mean to tell me, that the Pakistani government knows where each of its roughly 176.7 million citizens + foreign nationals are? They didn't even do a good job of soldering it... I've used same exe and absolutely no problems I guess your post is not worthy, looking at the downvotes. Or it could be that you responded to the wrong fucktard. Those eyes.. What will you do for a shop that sells picture frames? Shoot, the hippies plant it everywhere, it seems. If you know what to look for and when, it's actually surprisingly common. They seed themselves where I live, too... Gooood Daaaaamn I need to move to America. Thats a lot of imaginary puppies Same story as you OP, but instead it was with one of the recently outsourced Indian IT guys we have here. I happened to lock eyes with his as soon as I opened the stall door. Eyes wide open, he proceeded to shout blasphemy in Indian No teemo does have high utility Slenderman? My god! I think I just died and went to heaven uh... guys... I think my pandemic game is linked to the real world why...why is it healthy like that? Is that a U-2 spy plane? who says I go to MIT to learn? That is NOT how I imagined Sonic's voice. She has matured so much I would totally poke Matt Damon in the pooper. Only if I were gay of course. I was on a date and we went to see Titanic when it was first released. In the row in front of us, there was a group of teenage girls. I remember hearing one of the say, "This is my fifth time seeing this movie. I hope that he doesn't die this time." ~~shit, my covers' blown~~ Ssssso does yours... On her tampon? Yeah. In the future there will most likely be no jobs. People will just have hobbies instead. We will eventually have robots the can build everything for us including other robots! Also, I learned never to give PsychicKay cause to stalk me. WTF That's probably how he is reacting to those other 10% of cake day posts You know Grand teton means big tit in french. Did not expect that reply. I think the fourth one is out already. It would be the fifth Those eyes... Shit, I left my laptop at home, didn't figure itd be up till tomorrow some time I knew a chick from high school who got pregnant at 14...the possibilities are endless "Disguised as a best friend, worth keeping as a friend" er that doesn't even make sense for a cheerful announcement like that. Jones turns that down, too. never heard of this game Or a figment of mine Sometimes I'll catch myself circling the parking lot trying to find a close spot at the gym so I can go inside and run on a treadmill It happens on heavys on lolcanoe on the server i play on Baconnnnnnnnnnn ... Okay, you seriously don't think it be more likely that it was made with a machine than that aliens did that? Are you dead serious in thinking that? Is it me or does it look like she has an extremely long tail? Banning blitz/naut over malph/jax WHERE THE FUCK are all of you that the women's bathrooms smell like old period blood 100% of the time? I've been using them all my life and have never once had this experience, but so many people are saying it that I guess I must have just hit a lifelong bathroom lucky streak or something. I thought the same thing! I had to look at a few pictures just to confirm my suspicions, the only double headed guitar pics i could find of Claudio are of gibson guitars, the one in the photo is an epiphone. Though the V shaped gibson looks exaaaaactly like his. Could it be?? Wow.. the Taman Shud Case really reads like something from a spy novel She acts like it most of the time too That is creepy! So creepy! Until about the 8th photo I read Blockland as Brookland and thought he built the game on the left in real life and the one on the right is a picture... It was getting ridiculous so I had to question myself So we should be safe? For now at least... Yay! *stares in a random moment of amazement* Mother of god Me: *Ready to give you a piece of my mind about how love is capable of occurring at any age blah blah blah* *Sees comments* Oh god But wouldnt it be weird being 30 years old dating a 19 year old? 60 skins I have never seen a Guild Wars 2 Commercial asks for 30,000 and gets 2million... maybe not, maybe yes Hmm. You are one of the only people I have ever talked to that has said anchovies.. I played UO when T2A came out... I never knew UO had perma death before that! I haven't played Dead Money yet. What the hell am I looking at? It looks like his thumb is bleeding Altaria is a dragon type? Holy shit OGN site is lagging out OMG, she has a crush on oce HOLY SHIT :| You could by my whole Condo and Car with almost 200 thousand to spare from a lawyer's perspective, it is unique in the UK in the way in which a guilty verdict is reached and a conviction achieved. I think, given your previous theft and fraud examples, this discussion you and I just had shows how rape/sexual offences are different (legally speaking) to other crimes. I don't think there is such a thing as a "miracle crime" 60 winners out of more than 6000 comments, such great odds How can people be that fucking stupid? Have they never heard of fundraising before? In the UK it would be around £40k (that's including maintainance loans for living too though) - and I thought that was a lot; holy shit is US pricey I read it as "A Sejuani Panda" and I was so confused he look at us WATER EVERYWHERE Still flexibility why would you use mouse and kb on an xbox if you have a gaming pc? I read that as " I am so damn hard right now" It's not just kishi a lot of different animes do this for some reason, but i think it's weirder that naruto is voiced by a girl Now they all look surprised. -_- Dem glasses? True, but the lyrics.... They go to seperate churches? erm... I wish I had been a member of this subreddit earlier because last night the EXACT SAME THING was happening with me. I usually sleep so easily but last night I could not. Meh it was miserable. For me because anxious because going to college in...3 days its like you read my mind... He looks seriously disturbing! for someone who killed over 70 persons, the smile is a real issue!! Thats alot of codes "if you broke my fucking xbox" as a gamer YEYS to this.. she even knows "your xbox is fine" after slamming it to the floor Two shot deal, at least. Otherwise Suddenly night vision I am actually very aware how much shuffling impacts my decks performance, I take great care to make sure the forests don't clump un-naturally I am not, but if she eats my soul...do I become a ginger? You log OUT of Reddit?? This is bad advice. At first I thought the title said "Emperor's Children Cosplay" and I was like just a fun fact heimerdinger was voiced by the same guy that voiced taric and gangplank phew i thought that he was gonna get buffed Mmmmm the mythical [11] Damn, I just got a ton of respect for Cooper Yep, I get all kinds of funny questions from "What do you eat?" to "Well, this burger has tomato on it so it's vegetarian, right? You can eat it, right?" busy this wkend it's a subreddit created solely for a grimdark fanfic. Anything else is frivolous and hilarious and amazing. And then it became this crazy community of crazy people who do batshit crazy things. Wait....is this like a wash, rinse, and repeat kinda deal? What did you expect it to be? how was there a paper from 1914 That's an amazing cosplay does everything have outwit now? Why were you eating a fleshlight? In high school my mom would go through my drawers to "clean" and leave my weed stash/pipes/etc. sitting out on my desk or bed and then not say anything about it. Oh god. That Funny or Die video yesterday had one of the actors say "in my day women just put an aspirin between their knees." That's an actual quote It was Halloween night and I was dressed in a green M&M costume. I was the ONLY person wearing a green M&M costume. The only other person wearing a M&M costume was a guy and he was a bright red. Anyways, I was waiting last in line to use the stall in the girls' bathroom and finally it was my turn. I went into the stall doing my thing and heard the bathroom door open. A pair of giggling girls come in and wait in the queue to use the stalls. One of the girls says to her friend, "Man I wanted to do that green M&M." Me: The 'feud' amounts to kicking a ball through your own net. We're all practically the same people subbed to both boards. Don't... Swain in Africa Turn it into a vape. Different buttons different temperatures. Swain In africa? Whats that about? Totally forgot Thanks for the heart attack. My volume was up all the way Piss. Piss everywhere. my daughter (who is due in a couple of weeks) will be born in a world where vampires glow, instead of counting Strange... I am an Austrian and play Teemo... never realised this I read this as "proven elite deep throat" Take the worker! Its the only way No, I find her attractive like this more than usual. That was slightly blurry to me Personally, I'm trying to discern a difference between the Phase 1 and Phase 4 diagrams. Looks like they're closing off all lanes, opening a few, opening most, then closing all lanes off again. TIL that Sportacus is the creator of Lazytown im not going to know what to do with health care ..lol i have been to a doctor 3 times in my life and 1 was for the exam to get here. most of the women my age that I know prefer beer Coke is a hell of a drug. Am I the only one who feels like the police were maybe holding it out like that..... ON PURPOSE yeah, I caged in obsidian to do the water and lava tests, but he broke out and I was like " My band director's name is Cornelius... Why would I ever want to do that? Wait, didnt he make that joke a few years ago You had me until the abortion. me gusta mousepad 10-30 pills a day? He has a deep south accent though I remember asking my filipina friend what would her family say if the hispanic guy was light skinned (google luis miguel for what is considered light skinned) and she said that they'd be okay with it if he had a good job. A brown skin hispanic with a good job? She said that they'd still encourage to date someone non-ethnic looking Ummm... they just have entrances to their railways there which lead to the portals... Yes.... No, and it sounds painful. ... maybe her face IS her neck What about /r/gore and /r/ I remember when I started griefing, I ended up on everyones KOS. Even factions I didn't even know existed I was on KOS. That... Looks like a guy. Really. Look at the face. Whoa The omelet has two eggs and a splash of coconut milk, whisked together before being cooked in bacon fat. There's chicken, sriracha, red peppers, and herbs inside. It was delicious Definitely This form is a bit... odd... Walking shoes by Zappos. why, you could wake up dead tomorrow . . . Just hope the notes aren't serialized. > We're all practically the same people subbed to both boards. It's clu Owww "Works for my step-father and sister" "my step-father and sister" "step-father and sister" I would love to start at 9:00 then we would only be waiting 4 hours till release It's 3 hours since you posted this comment and it's 17k now. You can play Minecraft in a browser? I just saw that Yeah, it's a pretty strange coincidence! If that were the case, though, you would've known one of the shooters; Dylan Klebold did sound for the Columbine drama club and actually saved one of Rachel's performances by providing backup music. Ironic Legitimate rape? I just had a lot of upchuck. That's proper usage of the meme isn't it? Is he a magician? No. Like I said, only certain Intel CPUs have HT. If you have no cores, you have no CPU. Nobody noticed that you went up a few sizes overnight? I finally read said Grammy-er's comments, and he sounds like a dick. youd rather skip the depths than blighttown? what gives you that idea? lol that is actually 100 percent wrong. if you looked at the cam you could tell when idra looked at his hatch. for a quick second his face was Whoa, how explosive By that logic (and taking regular, boring arrows as neutral) you'd have water arrows somehow I watched every second of that video. It concerns me a bit that if I ever was near a volcanic eruption that'd I'd just -stare- at the lava pouring down the hillside instead of, you know, running away. Well that was only partially informative... Apple didn't invent touchscreen phones. Look for the app? I like how there are 2,416 likes, 83 dislikes, and only 302 views. YOU'RE MOST WELCOME this game actually looks ok An innie? I used to eat a jar of peanut butter per day. Nothing else. dat breaking ball?? Travel expenses for a receptionist? Excuse me? _ I got an error report when i tried to redeem on EuW idk your skype. Fear him How are you zoomed out so far back? Whaaaaaat... My mom always wanted my sister to marry a black guy so she could play with her grandbabies' nappy hair. And I was supposed to marry an Asian guy because idek. Couldn't they have added it as general background noise? Not trying to be a dick but there's crickets too. wha? buy discocunt mugs & shirts but that's why i say it! so people know im weird, and cant act surprised when i abduct them later /r/karmaconspiracy my cake day is the same as the Creeper's birthday Yeah... I don't know... I have a hard time appreciating people who make "computer music". Don't get me wrong I know he works hard and shit,but I've seen too many live vids of him going to a show and pressing play. It's just not art to me. Also in the documentary Re:Generation with he and some other badass old rockers there was a point where he was like "hey, listen to this track I made.." and the old dudes were like Shingue su reutamadre YOU'RE EVERYWHERE! Does one ever sleep? Names might've been reserved from stress test actually. I didn't get my obscure name maybe karma was dicking the cashiers asshole at the time when OP was dicking karmas asshole? (from the amount of dick and ass content in these first few posts, I'm beginning to think that's how karma works. I still have one of these as well Me too Is this question really that offensive, it's a hypothetical question. Askreddit is supposed to be used for "thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring questions." Didn't think this would've warranted such a negative reaction, next time I'll think twice about sharing ideas about possibilities. I'll lock myself back in my room now. TIL Shemp was actually in the group BEFORE Curly My guess is that "great investment" refers to great as big and not great as good. Because indeed they cost shitloads of time and money. Another example is buying 700 tons of sand. That's a big (great) investment too, however it might not be a good one Woah... you have Valkyrie Profile I have no idea how to enjoy this game. The weird menu and the strange combat mechanics make it awkward on the psp The Spartans were MAN lovers, the Athenians were 'boy' lovers. you trade 2 commons for a strange common? where/how I think it can get better.....WOT on the autobahn with no worry of cops But maybe they're into weird ass-games. Clockwork Orange cover is great. What's the problem How can you possibly remember this much detail if you were 5 years old? Broderic Woah hey, sorry it took so long to reply. You must be the chosen one what if God patented everything? Three fists? I think I'm retarded...I just realised that I have two copies of punchout Tommy's left hand Jeebus. That's...well pretty amazing. really? because on session 1 and 2 it looks like the tattoo is on your right arm. Nice, but.. Why is steve's face white? Creepier that she died the day before I was born. ouch.. That has got to hurt Blarg. That's right next to where I'll be living and going to school (location would be perfect). But even subscribed to this subreddit, I know fuck all about bitcoin. Congratulations on being a high school senior! I just finished my senior year and it was an event I love you..... I also found out he has sisters, named Josephine and Maria My wife: "What? Is this not acceptable?" Ha oh that's perfect I just woke up Well... I can't say I was expecting this. 2 months ago? I think you meant former? Unless he meant what he said I've seen that car several times in my neighborhood (Albina/Killingsworth), but there's been a lady driving it. There's no telling...I almost threw up after I saw it so no, I did not eat it. I thought katniss was supposed to be a bad guy Wait? You get items for deleting items? Is this even real? Lucky! I wish I had a specialty store like that around me - instead I have Dillards. Where the sales lady took ONE measurement above my bust and told me I was a 36B. The full set of the original 151? Sorry, like what? Why would the cat have to forget you?? There was, but I ate it WTF All the more reason not to sleep, and no wonder you couldn't if this was in your mind. If only girls like you were more common! High sex has been on my list for so long, I never though it would be this hard to cross off ...I just realized what your secret is. but you cant control running lights Would you rather them get instant powerups? I lol'd! So...you make nets and throw them at people Sims Online expansion, so I can force my husband to make a Sim of himself and we can be married in real life and the computer and he can never leave me and we will spend all day swimming and looking through telescopes and washing dishes... idk if i was really kind but thanks How does one get so intoxicated that they lose control of their bladders? I've had my share fair of party days back in college, but NEVER have I peed anywhere except in a toilet. Now I've vomited in some odd spots after drinking too much, but hey if you're going to throw up, it's going to happen no matter where you are. But peeing? You also share the death of Neil Armstrong. Who strangely died at 82. Fuck, that was almost identical to the one today - almost down to the Newcastle defenders involved!! How did I miss it the last time? I had no idea he was like that. Why are you commenting to my month old comment Oh god, that plus Urborg plus Cabal Coffers... Can you actually swim in it? wards have attack speed Uhm... Diglett has feet? TIL. You should tell your cousin, "You're right, it's not HIS fault, it's YOUR fault for not teaching him proper manners, first of all, and keeping him on an awful diet that might fuck up his immune system for the rest of his life!" She's supposed to feed her child healthy, if I had a kid who ate an entire cake, I'd be quite worried. lo either the august/oct of 2011 or 2010. He wasn't asking for the time The muscles, the font, the eyes, the veins, the poses, the weird gun, the overcrowded cover. Good lord. dude... how many subreddits are there?! I'm never sleeping again Careful with that front bumper! So a new MacBook has a keyboard half the size it could be? Um, thank you? What? you could call them mounts..... but that would be sexist! Maybe I'm stupid, but where in this report does it say, that all 9 wounded bystanders were hit by police shots? It just says "some" bystanders may have been injured by fragmented bulltets or whatever. No. I mean that exact plate. If that one in the video got broken yours would too because it would be that plate WOW Execute order 66, did you? i'm confused on so many levels right now. Oh yeah, that guy! He's maniacal to say the least what the fuck, i was just reading about a morrowind mod called the adventures guild What if the banner decided to be an ASLDKFJ and ban the champs his team wanted to use? Where the fuck is this pub. Whoa they kick this songs ass live Dayum wait...crap. That was horrible Everyone was Yuengling Oktoberfest? Her mouth....like a great white shark chomping on a piece of meat. DAMN. She is so powerful. She can go from peaceful homemaker to utter lunatic (not necessarily a bad thing) in .02 seconds. YES. Last time I stayed at Grand Sierra, when I drove out (with my trailer, fresh from a festival, gear loaded up) the trailer fell off because someone had *unscrewed* the tow hitch from my truck in an attempt to steal it. Fortunately, I'd bike-locked everything together. well alright then. :) hopefully it works. THAT'S Gabe?? Why is this not NSFW Every kid talks about doing this, but everyone was too lazy to do it. And how the hell do you have over 7000 downvotes? I can see a lot of our dog's ribs and top of her hip bones No, I don't want you to apologize; you did nothing wrong. Bruce McCulloch as the judge! Wow, maybe I should actually be watching this show. FINALLY SOMETHING IS NSFW WORTHY, and you refuse to use it Dat hair... Holy crap, no way. I went to a girl named ashleigh's town a couple years ago and the floor was covered in 69,000 bells everywhere. She said she would take on sack and pay a bit off her house each day. How crazy that you have her game I saw these two on the same page and was like AND 69 comments Martyrs. Frenchie horror film. Torture porn. Destroyed my soul for months. I say just skip it, but if not...don't eat anything before. Beware! Then, why didnt you post it They don't "stop growing"...they are either fertilized or not fertilized. well that was quick How did they go skinny dipping? Oh Reminds me of the EMH from voyager. IIRC he is programmed to say "please state the nature of the medical emergency." whenever he is activated, but in one episode everything is covered in ice and he is like "please state the na-..ture... The opposite of object is agent. So...agentify? Ive been doing them since Lv. 10 I will feel responsible if you suddenly experience marital problems due to excessive masturbation. I have a group of... Drum roll please........! ONE! if you look closely you can tell it is not a lamp and in fact a bong That's not a sob story When you have half a million you can drink whatever you want Holy crap! You could buy a whole aquarium for that Wow creepy as fuck man When Rush Limbaugh thinks you've gone too far... Why the hell aren't the Splinter Cell games mentioned?!? Not to mention grabbing Wheatley from the wall. ...The size of that wand...ouch! Far to weak of a blow out in my opinion, to close to the face, to much risk of a blowback Its up right now That is some final destination shit. maybe they meant rapeseed? HO YEA THAT MA BOI. Haven't seen him in ages tho he needs to come back to Texas to hang out The real WTF as pointed out by a colleague: The larger part of the population in the Tokoloshe's country of origin believe that these things are real Yeah, I find the prices in HK to actually be more expensive Really? you are on the subreddit of one piece and you don't know who's blade this is? Now that's what I call a contextually relevant advertising placement I was leaned back in my chair, and this little fucker made me lean forward and Oh crap you're right.... MySpace and Digg icons For some reason I can't read the green name at all with color blind disabled Especially if you speak a dialect as well! Mother's side of the family is Teo Chew and being able to speak it with my siblings and her definitely holds a special place in my heart. Also, meeting other people who speak the dialect is always a fun I had a Priest one time in WSG who used a hack to get into walls (with the enemy flag) using levitate, but never this one. I actually heard it in their voices. There's a larger version of this one? I ordered some menthol flavoring for refills and they sent me a sample of dragon blood WTF. My brother and I did this exact same thing with the exact same game. I didn't think that my SRD post would cause such a downvote brigade Why on earth didnt you just make a screenshot i hope thats priced in yen My god What are you watching? I need help 130k dps? Holy crap Those were levels in crash 1. That game was hard wow I really like this Just... wow. I can't believe I watched the whole thing I don't get the last one They're evolving Top speed of a charging grizzly is about 56 km/h. ~~Someone else can do the math on how fast he could cover 50 yards at that pace.~~ Tried, cant Well !@#$ing !@#$ someone help me Just be straightforward. I live in Texas and if someone asks me a question about it then I answer. Don't overthink it, I found some like-minded friends here my age. Who cares what ignorant people think. Don't go out of your way to say anything though, they already think there's a war on Christianity Holy shit Same here. Game 2 gg 17 mins... iG Manamune + Atmas Normally I'd be like "SHUTUP YOU LIAR" but in this case, he makeup actually makes her look older He's certainly prettier than I am I remember when it used to be Really?! 80 discs? I'm sorry, r/anime. What did I do? Patiently waiting for your demise is the most difficult thing in my life now I'm... confused. Did we make a trade?? gel? Haha yes exactly. Everybody said "oh boy he'd finally fix the whole marijuana/illegality situation!".....*looks up RP's stances on other issues:* Abortion - concurrence. Red Hair + Green Eyes = Space... Jam... 2... He's pretty famous for her Terrifying I am a Brit, but i don't drink. however i only have 3 photos on my facebook page. I have no idea why but that heart makes it look friendly... Now I feel bad! Here's an upvote and a comment. (in that order Strangely, I am watching this with my gf and thought the exact same thing. I'm actually still watching it.. And you must be my clone or im yours. Icy? I made it 55 seconds. Good god never again OMG That pisses me off the most, when men who don't know you from Eve start telling you what would look good. I used to have snakebite piercings and I would get (usually really old i thought masturbating had the potential to get you pregnant What.The.Fuck. Wow, 40,000 USD for regionals! Nice. I'm willing to guess the World Championship is something like 100K for first place. So insane. Sounded like that with Russian rapping mixed in I'm not sure what you mean, do you mean that Queen Elizabeth will self-abdicate? Or the people will insist she's too old and must step down? You win this thread! Creativity is of the mind, but not everyone has it. Wait, they were disqualified? what does that mean? No monies? The Lich is supposed to be creepy, and I feel bad for Princess Monster Wife. Honestly, I think Ricardio is pretty creep I searched the thread for 'IHOP' before posting. I had this exact realization while riding with my friend and his family when I was probably 12. Maybe I'm the guy in your story [META] Your eyes, they got huge Yeah, I came here to say that. That's quite the rig What. The. Actual. Fuck. Guess I had more money left than I thought The new ones that are coming out don't turn off either. And they've got creepy LED lights for eyes Can I join the club I couldn't help but to watch the entire thing. Seriously why does the video skip 1:39 and go straight to 1:41? stoner porn Because, you know, an 18 year old will surely handle millions of dollars responsibly. I have you tagged as sexpert... This appears to hold true Haha I'm color blind also and I don't see it Wait.... How? I'm confused... you both say it's hanging on the wall in your room Umm you are well aware of how expensive your gloves are right? I really liked that Snow, dont know why OH! I didn't realise it was cheaper I can't imagine doing this for my 600 songs I work every Sunday now, but when I used to go I would buy about $75 worth of stuff every time I *know~~* I should really count my blessings. She is such a sweet piece of heaven....before this latest spell, she was the toughest baby I know: take a huge fall, gets back up with a huge grin, keeps rolling.... Now she's suddenly become this delicate orchid who cries for "ma...mama~~" in the saddest panda voice. It's a new adjustment....I miss my resilient baby. (plus side: I can *finally* cuddle her for any meaningful length of time. She normally doesn't put up with cuddling YaY cityTV. I'm from ontario too. Her face at the end just gets me, coz i've given many a guy that look before b3ta spack I don't know what is going on here but is that man wearing victory curls? ...oh god this game is 9 years old? But... but I remember getting it when it came out... or the hackers in Hacker Fair point, I'm now imagining a scenario where a senile David Attenborough goes rogue on a documentary, and starts chasing after the animals with the sound boom, and as the camera pans across the savannah, we see him run off into the horizon followed by 3 men with large butterfly nets and tranquilizer guns oh Never heard that one before Hello goddess What are the urinary issues? How did you animated jpeg? They always pat my ass. Email Professor Maurice Charland at Concordia University's Department of Communication Studies for the insight you seek We had hornets in the shed once. I went out to get yardsticks once, opened the door, got stung by one, and bolted. Apparently, I was lucky. When mom went out later, I guess I had broken open their nest.... it was a swaaaaaarm. I guarantee there is almost nothing as annoying as men trying to me women. Please, accept your own gender What's the name of the app? And does that really work? And if… how? He looked about 12 but he had a great match. Also in the match thread some Pool fan mentioned he already has 2 kids by different women. Not sure if stupid, or asexual I feel like this should of been tagged in a way that warns you that you are about to look at a mutant turd. Girlfriend got pregnant. What does this have to do with Skyrim? ( im not a big man crush guy but shit Eddie that passion. this might be the best version of the best song ever. now here is this: backstreet boys millennium album sold about 4 times more copies than ten did. Bronies with ponies sound a little weird I just had Clarity Clarence moment, thinking that the dust on said vehicle could *potentially* contain particles of an extinct T-Rex Awesome idea, wish I had a map like this to start me out. Took months for me to fully get it all. Also how did you get the icons on the walls? They look like 3D paintings? I liked the endboss in Neverwinter Nights: Hordes of the Underdark. I didn't even fight him! Glad to see i'm not the only tinkerbell fetichist around Edmonton woot What in the hell do you do that you can just afford to randomly drop $5k on guns? Yes because them giving the prize pool to 3,4,5 & 6 instead of 1,2,3 & 4 is them saving money. Alright I just read the yes-www page again, and almost the entire page is an argument for no-www... Why not tell her what to do in bed I don't normally like flag pics, but this is really nicely shot. What are all those wires? Dat LOH My mom had a miscarriage before me. If that baby lived I wouldn't be here right now...weird. WTF?! What are you fapping to that has you feeling like that afterward? You know, it's really hit or miss for me. I used to be absolutely terrified. Now, it seems only certain types freak me out. Like teenie little black ones are like "eeeek!" but I had this big ass spider like an inch away from my face the other day, I turned and just saw it there and was like. Man in the suit - The social slender man Rehabilitated into what? A Taxidermist? I just sold it for 250$ I don't have any voucher h-holy shit dude Never ever seen/used on naut i'm wearing the same exact shirts... except mine says "Austin, Texas". same color and everything Not sure how they arrive at those random stat numbers... The more I learn about protests, the more I realize System had it right *this whole time.* What? 2nd image looks like it has a fossilized t-rex in the room... (^ That outfit just use the server time You're all furries here, right? That's what Reddit is. A bunch of furries. That's why I trolled. That's why it worked. Or Sokka could go with Ty-Lee and really throw off the two main ships. afaik the paragon does not give %exp at levels, only 3% mf and gold find so where you get those 150% exp from is beyond me Is Jaws and the killer in No country for old men the same guy? How did they cook it? wow really i thought they didn't exist This is what i suggest , exp gem until lvl 10 to get the 30% MF easily then swap to MF gem does wonders although my monk is already MF overcapped but it still says 388 with nv That bar is so shiny Ma a chi è che sta sui coglioni Guzzanti? Wow... really... I am in shock, a little more than a day ago and... SO MANY RESPONCES O_o wow thats creepy. i tried looking on the dark souls wiki and such but came back with nothing. that is. Fuck everything about this looks shopped Wow, that's about the price I was getting for a car rental from Rome to Paris (including the drop-off fee). However, that was only for a week. I am actually terrified xD That water that is the stupidest thing ive ever heard... Girl Power? I guess... oh...........I can't It seems I've completely missed an expression in my years of vinyl collecting Thanks, but now I've been reminded of Freddie But, I'm 5'4" and 121 lbs (female) and I'm perfectly healthy. Either she's under weight or I'm over weight Kerali?? Not often is a cosplayer able to fit the breast size requirements - i'm pretty sure this is close oh god,i loved lisa! her actual boss battle was s intense! just you and her on what seems like a 2x4,so awesome....fuck i want to play the remake now :( and god,the crimson heads Is the other one Britney? How and why the heck did you get 50 righteous bisons? Never happens to me. Who the fuck does this? there was a digimon game? on a side note : what are the boots in the bottom left frame?? I wants! After seeing the full video I think you're right... Damn, this is so crazy Sounds a little weird to just keep hammering the level path until you're at lv .50. Surely it's just nicer to do other things too like crafting and side activities? Is that what that is?! That stuff is horrible i can breed the three starters now if you like. actually i only need to breed two since i accidently got two bulbasaurs somehow. Thanks!!! wow :D and what do you mean with the beauty patch? I wonder if that person has played LoL UN-BE-LIEVABLE.... A girl from one of my classes at college stole my phone to prove how careless I was with it. That is an odd bug indeed Al I can say is, books are expensive in Amurika im watching mythbusters right now She's my favourite, though, and I'm still wondering about that bug. I've never noticed it personally in my plays. cactrot! vicious TELL THOSE STORIES!!! That looks like White Oaks mall NO, man. The Sims are based on us. What was your FPS in GW2 before? I run on eyefinity on high settings without a drop below 30fps, and single screen it stays at 60fps with vsync on, as well as BF3 on ultimate eyefinity ultimate settings at 45fps, and single at 120fps. i read he's 1.82m which converts to 5'10" if you round up I'm glad you got away from the vile creature. WTF did I just watch Haha, thank you for the informative answer, but I am entirely too lazy to do this in my house, considering that I still live with my parents. And all those timers... my house would be ticking nonstop I don't know why, honestly. I remember I used to make up a lot of games when I was younger that I used to play by myself, and I guess this was one of them that stuck? I was really tired when I got home from work an hour ago. Now I don't want to sleep. Wait why is he getting downvoted? I don't get this joke I can only remember one time where a preacher cursed on stage. He said something at the very end of his sermon about "God doesn't like your shit" and then finished up and immediately walked off stage. Everyone was The part high up on the cushion, bottom right... how'd that get there? The things that couch has seen thou shall burn for this this I honestly don't see it. I think I look nothing like that guy. Wow Stunning! Holy Fuck. In Gaybros and Gaymers, people have actually downvoted me just for saying that i'm not into random hook-ups, or that i've tried the whole sex-with-strangers thing and found that it isn't for me. Holy shyt dat Kat. I didn't know about this and I had more than enough for 10 books can a diamond pick made of wood still mine diamonds? Dang, those are expensive It replies I read that as "I sold mine for sex goats." Red pants, red shirt I saw this now, no wonder I had shit latency during the dungeon I just did The Lich is just...scary. OH MY GOD!!! That made me gasp. 3 times. I had to read it 3 times for that to even sink in!! I didn't buy it. Its my parents Why? I don't get it. I mean, it isn't like that in GW2 the game starts at max level What sound did it make? I was lucky enough to have my volume muted when I read it No, I got the name off of 'Blue Sky'. After this Omegle chat, I did another Wheatley chat, and I had Kevin pop up a lot, and the other person asked if he was 'mentally challenged'. I said 'No, he's just corrupt.' People actually say this while not joking? OMG.... I saw pie on man vs food.... I want blueberry pie so bad That look She doesn't have cooking spray in her house already? I have you tagged as something very disturbing Two top-3 posts at the same time? im a fan of your death shirt That sounds really pathetic. People with masters degrees sharing an apartment with 10 people I couldn't. There was a wall in front ( My boyfriend got me a kitten, but I don't remember having anal.... Gummy Penises Pokemon Gold....battery.... 25 M. Someone please dress up as a Naruto character, and get drunk with me at Otakon next year. Hence my reaction. Holy shit Came free with my PS3 but I only made it about 30 minutes in which is strange because I liked the game... I wanted it to be real too. Instead only normalpornfornormalpeople is.... ...how am I hippy? I have so much trouble getting into the series... the first book is a little painful... or am I the only one? For a second, I freaked out. I skimmed the title and thought you said your interest rate WAS 65%. How on earth could you make that mistake... Wow, x10 is a lot I can't even imagine! ( Is this the same Tobi who casts the JoinDota Open? with random teams with extremely long hours? Am I on r/circlejerk again? Oh man...I *just* got that. Holy shit. Your ARMS! Haha! Well Glaceon is a first timer for me. And I just got Ice beam for him and he's special atk. He's fucking beasting up everyone. Thats cool we have the same team though. Now if they had the same nicknames wow I dunno, the reindeer from "No One Can Hear You" is up there imo. My character name is Treehead. In reference to a mini boss in a game that is 12 years old...lol I'm really hoping that's not why I was banned. The last one should be well known for someone who has been a redditor for six years. if you read the article they basically say that they can't afford to have a site Holy shit, there's two of us. Don't eat it! I asked a friend for something to help me sleep after a night of mild partying....He gave me methadone. I never been a part of or even witnessed the black market side of Neopets. Younger me never went to that part of the internet... I wasn't even aware of it until years later when my friend showed me how she hacked flash games to make millions of NP and would sell the NP for cash. Why would this be hard to put into action? Danke. Warum die drei Punkte? wow seriously? you guys definitely are overusing the banhammer Ive played mmos my whole life, over 11 years, starting from dark age of camelot, and I play ESDF keybinds since like forever It's incorrect Did not you could do that ... Thanks for your contribution.. so i dont hope the green warrior is in mine Boobies Elena Aljona? Is that u? Does anyone else see a hint of Gianna Michaels? ya that one is kidna good I did not notice that There's no amino acid chain backbone on the shirt Really cool idea and certainly nice looking... But it doesn't look very "comfortable" to me. What the fuck I don't think that's a leg... or a lady One time i died. It was strange, because the dream wasn't over in that moment. It was just black and I just heard my own thoughts. I'm really scared death could be like this There was an animated series? pilonidal sinus The chicken hierarchy possibly. Could this mean the rise of the chicken army? They are it was like watching me My first thought as well. Lunar Whale? why couldn't the police do anything Wow, Imagine all of the Rotting Riches scratchcards you could gamble on!!!! MOEHOG SKULL!!! That first flight experience, oh my god Your girlfriend has pretty hairy feet I would seriously consider creating a counter show to YJ with the Justice League. Or they could try other things like a "Man of Steel" series with a style reminiscent of "The Batman" (I always did like how Clark was drawn in that show). I love their idea of a live action Blue Beetle but I'd prefer it stay animated cute overload. How can you confuse Draven with Darius? It's her leg With that much money, we could probably get enough weed to hotbox the world If we are old or are ever separated for a long period of time this would be perfect. This made me all warm and sad and happy and fuzzy inside. Thanks .. uptightsod.. oh How the hell did you even read that, it makes no sense Well I guess that's enough internets for this morning guess it's time to actually go to class. Who knows... maybe you do The "team of nearly 40 people working on it full time", in reference to the development of WoW, was definitely a jaw-dropper for me... I also giggled at "Two Humans and an Orc standing around looking cool in Goldshire"--weird to think that idea of cross-faction parties might have been on the table at some point Basil straight up That is utterly terrifying We now know what you did last summer. Annnnnd I'm back on the rickrollercoaster. Thanks Am I a bad lesbian that I don't own anything flannel!! How come fruit only constitutes 1/4 of the owl? YES. And you explained this with "She **seems** into me"...? I really wish these comments weren't always last for me. That's nothing compared to the scene with the flashlight in the corn field Sloth from the Goonies scared the shit out of me as a kid. And those bastard flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz. I want too I found really cool jobs I liked on seek, most of them involve the word CEO Why are you replying to a 16 day old post? I have a warrior and I have to admit, I'm not keen on heavy armor as well looks dull at low lvls, I love my Engeneer tho ! he looks awesome Common sense, where are thou?! Worked at Pizza Hut as a 16yr old kid. Some drunk guy came in late and was an asshat. Very degrading to the waitress that was helping him and his plus one. We decided to soak his pizza crust in the jalapeno juice from the jalapeno jar. Fast forward about an hour later, some other guy comes up to pay and asks us if we made his pizza. He said it was different than any pizza he had ever had. Turned out we soaked this guys' pizza and not the asshole's pizza. After he paid he said "this was the greatest pizza I've ever had, thanks". Your neighbors... are hot I know what you mean I am so happy What would an Argonian/Khajiit offspring look like? I played with lego when i was 5 but ok............ What version of delver runs 4 negate and 2 surgical in the sideboard? Oddly fun Weird problem as well - my wife, sitting right next to me on the same internet connection, is playing but I cannot login Wow, you're so funny. ha ha ha how did you work that out? ie how do i escape this parental basement too I almost always do this during Thundermountain, nothing was planned, I guess the sniper wanted to be hit That's really awesome, I know about cystic fibrosis. I didn't know they were making these kinds of breakthroughs in treating it, though! Fantastic to hear. Good luck with your condition, brother, though it sounds like soon you might be all set. What does it do.. resequence the protein strands? I anticipate you were easy to find How did you excercise your pecs to do that? ... don't.... knowwww what to say Was I just hypnotized? My friend once tried to send a message to his sister telling her that her cat had died. Unfortunately, he sent it to a classmate (a girl) instead. The message he sent was "your pussy is dead".... Imagina el estado en el que estaba que creí que eras ruko How... what? He had it past the tutorial and.... launch day problems? Yeah mine too, that was my problem, it was 24/7 at the start. Then one day she wasnt hungry and was tired at the same time. Worst nightmare, couldn't nurse to sleep. Come to think of it... you're actually right. It's funny how I never noticed that before Squirrels for me. Squirrels everywhere Hey ArenaNet! (again) Apparently, I was kicked for gold selling (which wasn't me obviously) and I've since recovered my account and changed all my information. Do I still have to wait 3 days for this to unlock or is there something you guys can do for me? Please help, I just wanna play! D: My Character's name is Treehead. Thank you! Also, if I put in my serial code, will that do anything to help verification? I just got the box today. Why do you need a trash can if you never throw anything away? Strange question from a biologist If I was a serial killer, I would cut off and smoke all of they hair The stuff of nightmares. Bum BUm BUM! I don't think a lot of the tournament casters know too much about this technique. Jacky from Curse does this all the time with Morgana's Q (as shown in the video) and the casters play it up so much like Jacky is the god of Morgana or something. Don't get me wrong, Jacky is incredibly skilled, but it's also incredibly difficult to dodge a skillshot you can't see... Yeahh i really do wonder why the origional pic had it cut out But it didnt have the names and the address cut out i thought u said kids' porn Did you ever get that cow to reappear [](//#yuriomg " Lojbanic {a} is supposed to be [ɑ] as far as I can tell (or perhaps [ä]?), and I can barely hear the difference between that and [ɒ] confirming weird People seriously didn't know this ? so that's like.. natural? Which scroll? That was definitely my first thought too: awesome bikes! What's up with that insane front clearance about 20 kids meals, a lot of whoppers, fries, and the usually regular things. he was a 45 yr old guy ? This isn't relevant, but jeez, Apostolate, get it together. It seems like you're in negative numbers for every comment on this thread cold and clammy, actually Denny's? just when i thought i had found enough pony music to put on the ipod for the day . . . [](/flutteryay "379 songs now Making passes? 48 hours. Welp.... due to baby putting pressure on your pelvis, and your accompanying blood vessels, I was surprised at how swollen you get... *down there* If you say so wait what? Really? So it won't show up to them as a lan world but it would show up like a NORMAL SERVER if they tried to scan the IP directly?! Sorry I dont get whats creepy about it. Is it because she records snippets of her doing nothing? ... >Red Sox at 7, the A's at 17 and Orioles at 20? I'm sort of interested in what was said, because I'm just joking around over here. I didn't realize it would lead to personal attacks That was quite awesome... Dark Seer picked or banned ~~96%~~ 100% of all games Mexico is everywhere Well that's quite a leap. Yeah, maybe lol. You actually just made me think, I lived in a haunted house at that time. And I have plenty of stories about that. Maybe "someone" WAS trying to scare me again, thanks. easiest np I ever made. I wonder if they came from the same place long ago Those eyes... Ad janna with 5 shields +250 ad That's a good way to get yourself shot. I was drained for every drop and if I did not comply she went bat shit crazy accusing me of cheating on her....then if it was way too suspicious the suicide threats were lashed out.....so yeah it was as crazy lustful and erotic shit that had her life on the line....no pressure. But I used to play Protoss.... and that's how I play Zerg. kleptomania runs rampant at my school Dayum. And I thought mine was high. Really? Am I the only one that saw creepy skull looking people in this Rape Hammer: "I was waiting for blood and screaming" I feel so much better now that you pointed it out then what is that on the table behind you on the left hand side of the picture? She's been treadmilling more and more recently - def showing Huh. That kept happening to me on a VSH server, but not to such an extreme and only when someone hit Saxton or he hit them. I thought it was just some fancy effect of the server because it didn't happen in any other servers. pretty good looking guy right there I thought those were nuclear engines like on cars? this way you can see imminent death coming Dude. That is hot. Like ancient Greece hot. " And what do you vacuum, exactly? Ohhhhhhh, okay, that makes sense. People just do it as resume filler. Phew, that's a relief. I thought these people actually wanted to do work for free MYSPACE? ZUNE? Southern Ohio Holy cow I'm just so surprised that would happen at the RNC Tie myself up Nope Are they really there to battle the flood? Will have night terrors from the faces... You have a kindle, but no computer? are u a guy or a girl WTF Holy shiet?? *THAT'S* a new one! By the time you take into account the other perks the president didn't have in 1909 like his 100k "travel account", 50k "expense account" and 20k "entertainment" (we all know what THAT really means I leave for a few moths, and come back to find enzo being a mod? I didn't even know this could happen What if you disturb the ghost, and he/she/it doesn't like the new look of the house? What happens then? i will finally be able to see the man (woman?) behind the mask!? I read "... the cutest god damn thing I've seen in a gone wild" this is an awesome GIF though the depiction is less than awesome Does he have 4 arms? I bet you use Facebook for that. ╭∩╮ Que bueno que me entero de esto, así podré calmar a la gente en facebook que ya están sacando los rastrillos y las antorchas. Algún pejezombie incluso salió con que era consecuencia de haber votado por Peña Nieto 15 seconds of invulnerability on a single target at level 16 That thing opened up enough for a softball to fall out. I remember a post-it note on Deus Ex HR had a binary code too,so I translated it and it gave me more binary They will implement "spy-minions" that will cleverly follow you without you noticing. They sit in brushes and report to enemyteams with pings.. hahaha seriously though why srsly that genja face at 0:49, it looks in your soul My parents are divorced What finger do you call 'ring finger'? the sun is burning my baked eyes Something unique, small and replayable. No, not Minecraft or a side-scrolling beat em up. Something UNIQUE. Nice try Turkish Department Of Tou...... i actually thought it was gold back in the days, the weight of that thing Why not the Conn Smythe instead of the Cup by himself? Didn't they just build a huge waterpark for millions of dollars there? THEY ARE ALL SPIES Too expensive for 1080p. And what's with people complaining about 14mm being not wide enough on a crop body Now that i think about, what's gonna happen to this subreddit after? Ballet folks are so laid back. Wait, how the fuck is the girl medic wearing the tie? Better nerf Irelia, i guess WHAT WAS THAT BUILD/STRATEGY FLYING!? KAKASHI BANGED HER TO DEATH Why are those burner grates so high? Reminds me of the time when I didn't know what orgasm ment and I was at a friends house playing a flash called orgasms around the world, then I asked my friend loudly, PLAY ORGASMS AROUND THE WORLD, his mother came in and asked us not to play it while my friends brother was around, I was 10 You mean you had 30s to pass to people Oh he has jackets. This is how they get dressed when mom is not home and dad is in charge I've never noticed that before...has it always been there? Yeah. I remember playing and collecting these Pokemon toys back in elementary. That was 13 years ago. Fuel City lol! The biggest gas station hub in Dallas. Excellent choice for a date place........ It sounds like R2D2 Sake tastes like semen According to the article cyberjedi posted, it's Emily Ratajkowski. However, be warned that any Google search will yield massive NSFW material. ...wish I had known that prior to doing so my own self Fabulous advice! He should definitely make a move like this and get jailed just before his internship! I'm certain this course of action would alter his life path to a much happier place! Her boobs do this: Yeah but, how were you able to find this post? Wait, she shoved it in her twat it did There was an update email that said most of the construction on University Ave (from East mall to Main Mall) and the construction south of University Ave on Main Mall (by Kaiser, Frank Forward, etc) won't be done until mid-to-late October. Oh! Okay, thanks for clarifying. I wasn't aware of such extremists Stocked up on food, gas, and cheeba. Right now I'm laying in bed watching the south park where Beaverton floods (Katrina episode). Lights just blinked Idk if I'm allowed to post here as a guy Think it's the only time I'll ever mention it too Especially considering he probably had plans for your fingers And the thing is, it has over 16K subscribers proof?? Probably not a coincidence... forget that question! How the hell did you get those cows IN your basement He sure does know how to make as much noise as possible when we are trying to sleep! The minute we turn the light on he looks at us like we are disturbing him! He also turned our closet in our old house into his den....little did we know he was using it as his litter box to He has 6 probes but there are 8 in the bar on the bottom I just asked my long-time PC gaming Dad about ESDF and he has no clue what that is. Up until 3 years ago, he used the right mouse button for move, the ASD keys for strafe, and W as whatever it needed to be. I thought everyone did this. I get adrenaline rushes sometimes, but not seizures The HTML5 Runescape screens look pretty cool. Next Google wants to put it in your eyeball ...And apparently no one else found these as cool as I did. What did I just watch? Yeah :/ A lot of money to made in DotA2 trades. I'm glad OP made this so I don't get scammed myself because I do a lot of trading on DotA2Traders. I'm surprised no middlemans were used though whe n I first got it I swear my face went like thi My spidey senses are tingling and I think I know you are talking about LOV3Bug As someone who cancelled their subscription yesterday, I was surprised by the timing of this. Most players I've talked to feel the same. Especially for the money, I think it is worth every penny It isn't? Hmm... so the $5000 a month recurring seems a little high Who the hell logs out when they're not in town? What am I looking at? What are we going to do with these Oh jeez that's way worse The hell? Anyone read the Nate comments? They're going to get harassed next week The stoner face is way more freaky than I intended it. Indiana cut it from the 3rd grade curriculum and is no longer taught state-wide Like a "purrr" yuk yuk yuk Oh my god the internet points. SO MANY internet points lost in this thread. Is there anything special about Surf City sand? In other news i heard some drama about Tobi and Purge? apparently theres some bad blood between them and tobi talked shit about purge on his stream I know a Kevin? They look like brother and sister. That's really the only thing I'm worried about: the cutters. Bughouse looks awesome Nice shots It's probably the most rewarding thing about D3 at this point What's Havel's Fog? Is that... a ninja rock? That's pretty scary. How did we jump from killing *anybody* to whether or not we'd kill Christians?!?! Is this really an ashbringer sword?or some skills? That tiny woman is going to have two dicks in her anus at the same time? I don't remember it saying he was dead ...*because daddy says so*... Holy shit, I just popped some popcorn. And I'm imagining what it would taste like with pot butter. Oh boy, a squared off Chevy Colorado! Poundin' the streets with an inline 5-cylinder. Totally hardcore battle ready. I need that lead singer. I need him now Dw I guess it's just me with this bug haha. If it's any consolation, it worked fine at home so probably some issue with my work computer.. Strange tho as I am a Web designer and never noticed issues on other reddit pages What witchery is this ?! But she was the one who suggested we be friends Why do I feel like if I had a twitter, mine would literally look exactly like that And clearly justification for being maced and kicked. Good luck have fun How was this comment posted 4 hours ago while bsjay's was on here 3 hours ago? Is that Venom from Marvel Selects? Right now I'm only seeing that one online for hundreds My ex would get excited and randy when he knew by smelling when i was on my period. Was kind of a turn on Hahaha FIRE!!FIRE!!!BURN!!! The loaf of bread: Brace your selves. War is coming An elevation of status does seem warranted in this instance. Has... has he ever washed his face? A buddy once told me that his 3 year old son had gotten to the point that he always followed him (dad) to the bathroom. He got quiet for a second then added, "i guess he's trying to figure out why dad's pee pee is the same size as his." Oh wow. If your wife's hot, I'd gladly do you the service of spying on her to make sure she's not being unfaithful. Right -.-. I got a warning for posting this face Daaaaaaamn as opposed to closed source code? Couldn't the terrorists just drink the explosive liquid and then just throw it up later? I'm a bit high myself atm. nsw = New South Wales? As in 'Down Under'? Cool. DFW here, as in Dallas/Fort Worth, as in Texas. I am honored to be the first redditor to speak with you... I guess. The most frightening chicken in all of Hyrule.. That doesn't look like a rab- Wait, jmbradley90, I played with u on the Avalon minecraft server, and I just found u on the front page of reddit No, no es correcto Since when has Romney connected with an average american? This reminds me of when I spent three weeks with my friend who lives on san Pedro, Belize. I was looking for a job in NYC at the time so it was quite frustrating when the Internet would stop working at the coffee shop for hours and the locals would blame it on the heat. O wow my 11th birthday was the best ever....I woke up that morning and the whole day went great!!!! Went to school, came home had great food, watched some tv, even managed to get some homework in there as well, ooooo the part it got really interesting was when one of my sisters realized it was my birthday Oh god Because you feel like paradise and I need a vacation tonight He's from my town.... When I started reading this post I thought you must've been an obese woman or something and they were putting you down for that with all the calorie comments - but then I got to the marathon training part. WHUT? You obviously don't have an issue with burning too few calories... this EXTRA does not compute. I mean aside from the whole blatantly sexist thing - they're completely illogical! You could probably eat a whole freaking tub of ice cream and not gain weight anyway so what are they even going on about. Holy shit I didn't have to follow them Have you seen the shots of Francis Bean Cobain? She looks EXACTLY like him... but, uh, female... Well, I'm definitely awake now. What if I told you the president has PR staff for just this sort of thing? Right in the middle of a campaign when he needs followers and publicity the most...real bad luck I realize now that this may be translated as Korra attacking Tahno before he got his bending back. This is not the case. I've seen that movie so many times, I really had no idea he died in that I always thought it was a guy Your name Umm...wow. Bassnectar is brostep? Do tell I work at California Screamin' over in Disney California Adventure, it wasn't fun sitting under one of the trains in the maintenance bay right as the quake came through and looking up and seeing the train rocking... Wut **Holy wall of text Good for Chelsea that they have the perfect replacement for Cech already lined up. Their squad is at the point where they could field two first elevens that could each challenge for titles Wow. May I ask why you want a Nazi Buckle so badly? That last panel... i ve seen like all your videos for... 8 months now and I never realized that, must be tough playing LoL like this. It's nothing personal. Buf if you don't want to get feedback on your theorie don't post it instaboner Wait, somebody actually *likes* CM Tattoo?! People get offended?? He's mad for not going to a side who's manager just got banned for match fixing? My body involuntarily tensed up at 'eye' Umm what is a shaving brush for? Damn, our set schedules are 48/96 I went to a school of Horace Mann for elementary That's a one-way trip with only one ender pearl. I'm too lazy to make a throwaway, but I've seen something, while completely awake, and on multiple occasions, that's made me gone I am amazed.... You guys actually put savory stuff in oatmeal?! My whole life has changed, I thought I was limited to various berry or apple jams as toppings for my oatmeal. Woah... That page could get you a car I'm going to do lots of gaming during my upcoming vacation so I guess OP must be true. I'm feeling the feels lmfao yes!! I wonder if everyone does these things I remember posting the link to the custom skin of this and got downvoted into oblivion Are you taking a shit right this second then? My roommate's cat enjoys this tactic I've employed. He usually bites off their wings after he knocks them down. Is that what "sackcloth" means? It's 2am, pitch black here. Now Im scared as fuck that a beautiful girl will pop out of freaking nowhere and try to sex me. They're recruiting us with their promises of looking good in skinny jeans and being able to wear Hello Kitty hoodies! I totally read this as Australian Alps Healing tide is actually useful for Enh now in PvP. My boyfriend had that happen a few months ago. The amount of blood was terrifying Chalice on Karthus? I want that awesome skin That's a lot of comments. I got strangely excited when I saw that up on CNN. I yelled to my boyfriend, "HEY! Shitty made it on CNN!" He was like, WAT? do you mean "primes your body"? Whoa whoa, wait a minute, there are descriptions on mouse-over here?! GIMME DAT SONA Sona I want to shoot crazy DDR ultimates! oh shit I wish there were more things like this. None in act three right now Yep... really don't understand how the timing of this MV will help them with the comeback Yeah same here. Because of labor day, I have a 5 day weekend off from school He's got more important things to do than spend a couple of hours on reddit. If I wouldn't know better I would say it's a US system as much as they care about TV rights I now must make this happen. I think Russia would have ultimately gotten there first. They were crazy reckless. Reading the stories of their attempts and some of the different things they tried in the race for the moon.... ...Everyone thinks I have asbergers? ...... ( > ^ _( > Why are you hating so hard? wow she goes to the college in my town Two people per bottle OMG I'm going through a bit of this as well. What I've discovered is that around 35 weeks, the discomforts of pregnancy and the sort of "blahs" start to crowd out the panicky "what if I can't do this!" thoughts....though they still make their appearance though, from time to time. I want to go to there.... They are doing four one-hour 'special's with a further 90-minutes special to be aired a week ( Whaaa.. I have 106% base mf and have only seen one legendary since 1.0.4 Shhh. My DM might hear you. I agree, but... I need my fix man. I'm getting the itches something fierce. who won in the end I'll vote. But fuck those look disgusting. On the first second i thought the guy had his dick on fire .... I agree anyone who got banned for that kind of crap and was legitimately confused really did have his head up his ass. Their brows creep me out more Whoa 1.5 years since this comic?? Feels like it was just 10 comics ago! How did this tag happen? dude, i have a crush on him since I was like 8 or 9 That must be crazy Are those weeping angels He's so awkward on these things, yet so confident on his vlogs/stream Actually I once had an experience where I was about to go to sleep, but then decided I should take a jaunty over to the bathroom to wash my face before sleeptime. It was about 12:20am. The hallway lights were off and I was in the bathroom with the door open, looking into the mirror when something in my periphery catches my eye and I turned my head and looked. It was similar to what you describe. A hooded figure floated down the hallway right past me in the direction of my room. I was so scared to go back to sleep, but I made myself go into my room but damn that was scary. sarcasm? I probably rented this movie one hundred times or more as a kid. Loved this one and Earnest Goes To Jail. I just watched *Jail* recently at age 26 and I forgot how messed up the beginning was. Always blew my kid mind back in the day. "I just killed a man..." I do not think I want you to analyze me oh yes sure...oh.. i ment sir... but i don't call people sir that are as rude as u... Maybe is a psychological thing about the black sheep So you gave all the info needed and they answered by asking for that information ? corki dmg First reaction: At least 845 people apparently... "hmmm....I'm not getting it...wait what's th-... OH THAT'S WHY ITS NSFW Yeah I hadn't even thought about their existence in years. Just checked Spotify, and apparently they have four albums and a best of Clown It'd be cheaper to rip of all of the carpet and put in some sort of grippy rubber traction flooring. That sounds terribly inefficient Anthropology i can totally see, but astrophysics? OH NO! My girlfriend loves popping black heads around my nose Trainer: nurse joy can you heal my pokemon? nurse joy: sure sweetie which one *SMASH* nurse joy: holy hell you're fine Now it says I have 3, and I have a hospital. WTF is happening!? and....... wait u built this? For most it is That looks like a VW with a Porsche front end and a 3000 GT rear end. Hmm Chaox godlike... how does he do it every game Dragon skulls Wow.... Wow, wow, and wow... You have very pretty eyes, and I usually don't like colored eyes. Your whole face is just amazing to behold. About the other two pics : those panties are cute. Love the saying. <3 your toy is just... Well, I'm speechless about that. Who is talking? I said ATTACKING the US. This is a hypothetical situation. Dem eyes I live in Australia as well...you've never heard the term baloney?? Not at all for a first offense Nice photo, but what lens are you using to get an Aperture of 1.0? 6th or 7th grader, I believe... But... that's *exactly* when it starts to get incredibly awesome! Wow, that's the second time someone's said that to me on reddit based on what I like to eat. who would down vote this? If that's true, post your character name, and prove it. I goddamn hope so What are you talking about? Are you talking about admins? Haha. I could excuse the mistake on grounds of poetic license. So begins the infinite debate...is it more romantic to say W-2 or 1040... i still dont know what his colored minions do The first post of this is still on the frontpage even Went on Friday. He's such a nice guy! And I've never been called "sweetheart" before ...and according to that article, apparently the actor who played Lennon in one of the movies about his death had the same name (Mark Chapman) as Lennon's killer. I read it as he's eating out his dead grandma Why can't you guys delete the items involved? I can't imagine My wife is a teacher at this school. Really? .... Herpster I've been missing out on a lot more than I thought Premonition Redditor: I read this title as "You had one grape" then I saw the picture. i see alot of guys are hitting on me I forgot that I could do this! 'Dem toes Unfortunately, I do not have anymore, I just checked my box of what I have left. Which is weird, because I don't even have on within my Gym Challenge set, and I have pretty much all other commons and uncommons in that set... so I actually never had one Telltale seems to be focusing on The Walking Dead. They're giving away TWD-themed swag, including a turkey leg (edible) attached to a hand prop. Woa, that's early. No... I'm suggesting that maybe Homosexuals will be the majority in the future Unless that is her dad... How did you draw the hands so perfectly?! I....don't remember this **trying not to cry Dude. It's the top of the 8th and it's *still* 5-2. I've gotten them from three different Gargoyles in the same play but never all at once. She's puerto rican half something else. i love this. Mostly the burning church Why would you be reporting innapropriate pictures on a child's phone to anybody? Sorry if I may seem a little bit confused, but if I had a picture of myself naked on my phone or something(which wouldn't be possible with the past year's technology) then it doesn't seem very...fair, I should say, to report those pictures to the people that are teaching me Doesn't seem to be any Dungeon Defending there. Yesterday my aunt showed me her eharmony account. She had 11 windows of internet explorer up, a few with "eharmony website" google searched via the address bar. She then proceeded to double-click every. Single. Link. Why did you get two 15% off discounts? They're supposed to be one per transaction Holy cow that's scary to watch just checked again, they haven't changed it - I really cannot read it without me not super concentrating WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?!?! I guess Soraka isn't a mage anymore? maybe it was you! Ive always been able to play in fullscreen... It's a small world well, your future job is related to mine sort of in a bad way thats a "baby" one? Heh, I though of that too, but then I remembered 2 summer's ago, when I was stupified that MF's title was in fact Bounty Hunter Why the hell would you want that that awkward moment when you get to a wikipedia definition in English and the only other language option is Polish... Then you'd still be banned for not heeding the call and holding on to your ill gotten riches. jesus fucking christ im deleting this account and going back to lurking who the hell put Fox that close to the middle? O_O Or am i missing something? Yup. Sometimes I just stand there, watching in awe after the episode is over, and I'm all "Holy fucking shit Upvote if you realized the fukcing is a thr33som3. Reddit was in 1999? How do I make a girl comfortable enough around you to the point that she will lick your face without asking Yeah, now I understand Uber cheap When Kakashi shows his face, just think.... Those tan lines Which means his entire head is staring at you I got so sacred when you said what he said You can go to court for not going to school!? ( Well those are very worrying. Is this the post you intended to reply to with that? Awh sad that he's ~~deployed~~ I re-read that, it saw **was** thats good! And Omg i'm super jealous! Yes EPIC COSPLAY AND THOSE... TZITS I just logged in and didn't get a new agreement... Didn't get an update either wait so this guy was religious? Competitive Donkey Kong exists? almost What meme is this Imagine if he modified a gun to shoot a Killing Curse at the same speed as a bullet. i know milch is milk in german. I need to look up what dick is though Thats actually not a bad thought. Oh god. Looks good Except my brain read penetration instead of protection, which made your comment REALLY strange... 7 is indeed When did I ever say it would? Gravity What is "**it**"? As others have suggested, if it's a big concern, just sit I'm not like, for real super bitter. I became manager and did end up banning a customer for being a racist asshole (Edit: and a few others for various reasons, racist guy just sticks out. There was also a dude that used to try to touch me and the other female employees. Then a guy who used to follow me home, I called the cops on those ones Amaaazing haircut Night terrors... How do those relate? It's weird you mention them because I HAVE been having them lately. Yes but then the offspring would end up with webbed fingers and toes. Eventually through enough inbreeding, they would just become less human.... and maybe return to the sea.... to start the process all over again?! Oh. Exactly. There is absolutely no reason for OP to be employing Jacobs and Crabtree. I'm not sure that makes sense as a tag, as the point of my post was that window licking is something is specifically do not enjoy. What's Ashe's passive again? Saving Private Ryan. eh, I probably could do without reading those ( That looks exactly like mine, which I thought was a Sailfin Plec. Where did that come from? What an interesting mixed message, here you are saying that just because someone wears glasses does not make them a nerd but if a woman is wearing a slutty outfit she must be a whore. Irelia was meant to be a jungler? You are stalking me I did that during the last hours of the first BWE, I actually thought it was an event created for the last hour because it was so epic... Then >Edit: How in the hell did I type "every realistic affection"? Wow, I've never seen anything like it in an online game Thats a lot of damn blogs Durante is a beast! This keeps getting better and better! I don't even know how it can be improved even further I read "dead" and then the line broke. My face did this I would have loved it if the guy in the story started rattling off the history of the KKK for hours and hours while OP was like " Dude, you got issues. I threw up while I was sleeping then got woken by my dog licking the puke out of my mouth EW EW EW EW A different animal indeed - apparently a hybrid cheetah, great white shark and black mamba How old is pixel3 ? At Foodtown I saw a ~9 year old girl tear open a bag of cookies and she started eating them. Her mother was no where to be seen, and about 10 minutes later she walked out of the store alone I thought that was Pringles yeah. I am really freaked now damn, that looks very good Epic Fail Story: I bought a rare 1H Axe on day 4~ of the RMAH which had a total of 1050 DPS, IAS and 650 LoH (no stats) for $211. LoH was all the rage at the time, as you all recall. I used the axe for a short while to farm on my Monk, which had already beaten Inferno at the time using a much lesser item. A week later, IAS nerf hits and the item drops to 936DPS. I didn't play that char until 1.0.4, when I eventually switched to a 2H Daibo with 1300dps, dex,vit,crit,socket,life on kill. I decided to try and sell the old axe... it seemed to be worth about 3M on the current GAH price. $211 -> $6 in 2 months. You can't get crashes like that in non-virtual economies. The Atchafalaya swamp, where alligators are accepted but black people aren't. Twice the Reddit Wasn't this cancelled? 28 days a year? Holy crap. A whole month off? Daaaaaaaaamn, Pinkie. You so sinister. Sticky fingered thief, eh? You love to... paddle your wife? Oh nicely done! I can't even start the application I picked Stormbluff Isle completely at random when I was making my character... first time I popped open WvWvW and saw nothing but blue I thought something was broken. Dat queue People say that the leviathan in the Bible was a dinosaur.... No, and I hate that stereotype. I'm not mean, I'm very socially advanced! And even though I love my teammates, I don't hang out with them in school. Don't be fooled, cheerleaders can be very mean sometime! I think you're right Shaun of the dead? I took off the NSFW tags from links...so now every click is a risky one. Understands? I had to google that because I only vaguely remember it. That's pretty interesting. In case anyone is wondering, it's a story about an high-school kid that built a small nuclear reactor in his back yard in 1998. Extracting the radioactive material needed from smoke detectors and lithium batteries. My proudest moment in high-school was building a computer... this kid was building a nuclear reactor Now imagine The hulk as the main character in the bible.... I remember the first time I posted on rockclimbing.com about mixing chalks. People were like WOW! she's really hot! dafug? how would spirited away go down Do you rinse soap away with your eyes open? 2 handers can achieve 300% crit damage. Yours has 0. Is she? what? google is down? I saw a video that was supposed to be Dwight dunking last week Duuuuuude. Psychedelic I don't think we've seen rape yet Waaatttaafuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats not what i had in mind That's my case.... how many days did that take to heal? If you watch at 17 seconds, back near the fields corner where the flag is you can see a puff of smoke That's not quite how it works i am, lol. there are like 50 games going now i think is dat maya i see?? no i only gain 7 I thought I was the only one. Not bad. I only had to get there at 5:30 in the morning and there were only like ten people ahead of me. I was actually the first size 12. he just looked through my soul. I just realized I've played him too I admit the cosplay is good. She is also hot, I apologize. The thing I can't get over is how bloody fast someone has already created a cosplay of one of the newly introduced trolls of that quality Why destroy or hide it? You vanillas make me go Taylor actually. How you know That thread was obviously a joke? How the yotz have I not thought of this yet? I may be able to partake...hopefully, provided how things go. Depending on how much I intake, I may or may not end up going on a tangent about how much better Asura are than every other race And dear god, you just made me realize that i pulled an old greg reference unconsciously OMG... Mine is also 9 months after my dads Who the fuck is too ´lazy´ to scroll through a few pictures? I feel the strong desire to apply a palm to my face... honestly, what did you do to your sense of humor? Where did you hide its body? Someone should call the police about that My god shes everywhere. I'm Canadian and everyone around here's always called them erasers. of all the ones I have read so far on this thread... this one made me stop and go ...they're actually trying to take it when i'm not looking at it When I was little, I thought it was really cool that my name meant "Christmas child." I stopped thinking it was cool once I figured out I was born 9 months, almost to the day, after Christmas.. What exactly is a wound vac? And on top of that...they make them for different parts of the body? Same with me. Nevertheless, I was creeped out a little when I realized it Just a revised version of tiny hippo.. WoW.....This looks great I LIKE TURTLES! (( MINE TOO as someone who had one of these a few weeks ago, I'd sure as hell hope not. for the 'rest' periods, i was shown 'soothing footage of ducks and birds in lakes and the wilderness'... i couldn't stop thinking ridiculous things about ducks and worrying that what if all the random shit im thinking about these ducks is fucking with the 'baseline' scans :P then i got the scans and found out they have lower resolution than the gameboy i got for my b-day when i was like five. and then i walk out of the room and see it was all being run from a late 90s mac Please link the other Imagine hearing this at like 3 in the morning no one has midtop converses What's up with that Japanese pronunciation of 4Minute? Like, the guy who sold those millions and millions of copies of his books? ...Yeah, your writing career must be dead This looks fake, to be honest. Most likely the bottom part of the plastic was cut out of this box and the packs were taken out. All while multiple other boxes were opened and the packs were scaled and placed in a single box. There's a possibility that it could've been an error, but look back at how the guy opens the box. He's handling the plastic very carefully, making sure the bottom part of the plastic is never exposed. His finger placement is careful and precise. When he makes the first cut, the bottom front of the plastic seems to slide off, but that could just be me. After the third corner is revealed there seems to be no extra plastic that should have come from the bottom. And after the fourth corner is revealed the guy just slips his finger under and quickly pulls away the plastic, with no excess ever being noticed. Great trick, if it is fake by the way. Or maybe I have been watching too many videos on The Masked Magician We know. Shrooms at night. I felt every vibration of the car. I was convinced that it was going to explode or break down because it was vibrating so much. Then I realized I was the problem, not the car. Too much unfiltered, unnecessary information coming to my conscious awareness. All the lights had a starburst effect and it was hard to see the other cars. Got off the freeway. Stopped at a stoplight but then I didn't know when to go because everything turned purple. Then I remembered the one on top was red and the one on bottom was green. Then I pulled over into a parking lot, called a sober(ish) friend and waited for him to pick me up. Definitely will not drive while tripping again. Shrooms at night. I felt every vibration of the car. I was convinced that it was going to explode or break down because it was vibrating so much. Then I realized I was the problem, not the car. Too much unfiltered, unnecessary information coming to my conscious awareness. All the lights had a starburst effect and it was hard to see the other cars. Got off the freeway. Stopped at a stoplight but then I didn't know when to go because everything turned purple. Then I remembered the one on top was red and the one on bottom was green. Then I pulled over into a parking lot, called a sober(ish) friend and waited for him to pick me up. Definitely will not drive while tripping again. Holy?! Am I the only one who thought this game sucked? ditto I was looking for the converse all-star Chuck Taylor symbol on pic number five. I would love to know what the heck is being sung. Merkins? Sungalsses just blow my fucking mind ! what the hell is that You guys have a communist party? im gonna make a bet now that sinker will have huge splashy creatures with the guild mechanic that will make everyone go i imagine the slender robot to be fast as fuck going nuttshit crazy cutting everything with a laser katana Obama and Reggie Fils-Aime's manchild? The aboriginal tongue is extremely different, but I'm pretty sure the commentators are speaking Mandarin. Are you fucking serious? Why is there a box of Oxo's on the top shelf? Sour Cream and Dildo chips? Am I the only one that sees that? Why the hell did janna shield karma? It took you 18 seconds to reply Thanks for this, also I would end up needing a HDD. Not sure why it didn't come up with a price Pretty sure that's the case. Some of the builds are real interesting. Antimagefromdota, The guy who plays Jarvan evidently can afford Bloodthirster and Trinity Force when jungling him Why do you have 2 link karma? One of my 2 year old nieces is only 27 pounds. I was in 2000... What exactly are creepers? Thats really strange. So ALL the photo's of you are not there u eat 10-15 grams? I'm listening to Gungam style right now Haha thanks, I didn't even consider plagiarism I'm more interested on how this photoshopped picture got on a page called "Pony Revolution" At 8, Rigs like syringes? MOTHER OF GOD the fuck is that unholy creature???? HE IS NIGHTPOUND wobble its weird your name is my ranked teams team I just diddly'd that and now it's only in my left ear and seems louder...making my right ear seem muffled Firstly, AV AS???? O_o a fully empowered skill wont go to cooldown wow it's... beautiful I love you. They're ev-ery-where!!! Why not? Is that even possible I also love them, while even Fripp admitted they suck So if everyone is calling duck, which is clearly seen in the bill (versus a beak) why does it have so many ups? 13 keys Posted same story yesterday and got 6 upvotes Jatt with random pauses Uhm, I do research What the...that tower range. What about.... MARY.... ....you mean they're allowed to walk OUT of school How did Chaox survive that... I seriously just had to check your past comments to see if you lived in my city because calling a girl "cold" and a "sociopath" sounded so much like my ex You're right - when martial law/anarchy/zombie apocalypse arrives I would kick myself if I had a cabin but no water access. And I'm only 1/2 joking, because who knows? Someday I may need to flee the city and head for the hills! Now I got something to wash down after I OMNOMNOM those boobs. Her arms are beast mode What has been seen cannot be unseen. first thought when i saw this was HITLER GOT KILLD. Did you ever speak to him? No! Then why do you care? Is that voiced by sivHD? Bummer. Hope that it's an option, not a permanent mechanic. That would make CTF play very differently. No flag passing? that's no freaken train, that's the metro line in LA I find this... oddly amusing Full Codling? I actually really like this song Yeah, I can't stand Matthews or Maddow, and Schultz makes me want to throw a brick at my T.V. just a new one would suffice.. I don't think there is any minimum requirement as long as it's new... ...did you comment in the wrong place? I don't see the relevance in your comment bisu has shown terrible games so far though Tell me. I need to know... It does exist. Holy shit Corona is way cheaper on your side of the pond You seem to be unfamiliar with the music industry android phones have one of this since last year I remember in 5th grade there was a bitchy girl in my class who was on it too! Not feeling apologetic for my appearance in public! Also, perhaps having some of my sex drive return with my self esteem ... what the actual fuck? So should only childless people have dogs? Dat scarra 1 shot 1% is significantly (five percentage points or so) lower than it was pre-fix. You have events on EUW!? You could probably fill a large Starbucks cup with that. Why did this load from the bottom up? I thought this was a gif It's my stream and I said he could do it. No down voting Did this shit really happen or are you making up stories? Sharpen pens... Um... Doesn't matter You won't be saying that when you've missed laundry days for 2 weeks and you've used all your socks! Since your comment 9 hours ago, it's now at 87 million Where's that dudes dick I went from saying "What the hell?" to "What the fuck?" and then "HUH?!" and then wtf doublelift just bought a second PD then sold his other for atkspeed boots again This is 50% of the people my mom works with. One even said she wants to take my family to church. Can't fool me. I've seen two girls, one cup. Steroids... That's hostile! If you're not diabetic there is no way your bg would go above 250 after eating. So that's who the guy linked below is! I can see the reseblance (on a sidenot, "offerman" kinda means "man to be sacrificed" in Sweden, thats pretty creepy ~~Could you make the percentage higher or something? XD I've been here for hours and i haven't gotten the text a single time(i think WUT the left one is crooked Usually sideburns are cut with edgers that have a guard on them but I've had clients tell me they've been to places before and accidentally been cut I...actually know someone who is named Quantum. We went to high school together How many day's worth of stuff is it? 6 mugs for one dude? yeah I am Well hopefully Savannah State can bounce back next week when they travel to Florida State. Ah, Youngstown. Spent a few years at YSU....interesting place. bid above that is better Mother of coincidences! They look almost identical to me It's a tough question, in my opinion! (And I'm not sure why you've been downvoted for asking it. >(And I'm not sure why you've been downvoted for asking it. As someone who has played Half-Life since the release, I am mad jealous of that. Even though I don't have the physical items anymore - I do have my cdkey memorized How would you know? Ah i see, this totally explains a 3gb content patch My god, what kinda guys have you been dating that would leave a girl for being *le gasp* not-perfect! I don't know what I'm looking at in this picture. Once decided to squash one of these as a kid, I was TERRIFIED when a thousand babies spilled out and scattered everywhere! Where is the women's other shoe! his eyes are giving me vertigo I used pretty much hyunlei with forbidden lance. Then veilered his life! No one needed GA because they weren't dying, they were being poked to death um. so i totally know this guy I'm in this one Not sure what to do with that information. Well, there are several cute guys and gals... that are far older than they look. They'll be 20 years older than me and still appear to be in their twenties! I'm telling you, they don't have any wrinkles or gray hairs because they spend all their time reading in dimly lit libraries away from the sun! Or maybe I just look older. I did have a little panic attack about gray hairs in my bangs a few weeks ago, but I dyed it. How can they tell? ...sorry. I didn't resize this myself, just found it as is and thought it was pretty damn cool being as how i hadn't seen it before... p-please don't send me down to the trash compactors on the detention level(!) I thought you were gonna troll us all with a Shawshank Redemption scenario for that first one... Think of how different that movie would have been if they were beaten to death by soup cans ...Are those hemorrhoids? that awkward moment when your bulge is clearly visible That real fuuuuuuu face creeps me the fuck out I...I don't know if I want to be on your list... Nope. That sounds pretty weird though .... How did you know How does this have anything to do with you being a woman? Ehh... \\( I do not kid, my wife is wearing the exact same panties, same color and everything right now !! Because on their website it is written about FDA, and said to give only 1 treat daily Holy crap, that's terrifying alright, thanks for letting me know. I was just curious. I've never caught a mew before.. :( I'm a bit of a tard when it comes to pokemon. Never caught any rare ones, or anything. Is there any legit way of catching mew? So I'm not the only teen on here? I love Yvonne but this picture is a little weird. Her Right eye is not opened as much as her left so she looks like It's probably because I spend too much time on /r/ImGoingToHellForThis but I think greentext overreacted. Oh my goodness, that is really awkward. I don't think I'd feel comfortable queefing directly on someone, but I wouldn't mind trying to shoot a pingpong ball onto a pingpong table to serve a random pro-table tennis player? How do you remember that from 7 years ago? You *hope* they did? Aren't you part of their team? Why did I click that link attack speed reds? Holy jeebus Yeah I kept reading and saw. ^^ That's a relief. Still creeps me out though. So Much Dub Techno !!! Lockjaw or Drodo for 25 Dollars?? Wow, that SUCKS... I know bad trip turns into a full health when you are at low health, but having 4 of them wastes space. The health down pill sucks because you aren't that high in health. The speed down sucks. The telepill is probably not going to do anything good for you. I feel sorry for you, that I am error room you got was terrible. [Imagine if it was 4 health up pills Holy fuck, they *actually learned stuff?* I swear mine never did that So.... she is breastfeeding herself? What has a hunger strike got to do with my question? someone just donated 1000 dolalrs THREE MILLION PER RUN Poor duo partner, 76 more donations to go through It always blows my mind when my hometown shows up on Reddit. Just turned on his stream. How long has he been awake? He sounds dead It looks strangely soft battery powered? shit was like acid, I still have nightmares of it Please tell me she doesn't have a job serving ice cream Really glad I never use a blowdryer now so you throw it on the floor and take a picture She was probably nervous. I had girl said I look like a Hillbilly once...I was wearing a skull cap, a black Averix zip-up sweater, a plain color tee, black jeans, and chucks and comments like this one kinda makes me glad I'm dating a girl that has issues where she has it maybe 3 times a year holy dumb fuck so much silver Were the lower case Ns purposely draw to look like lower case Us Never seen DOTA before. The environment is a heck of a lot prettier than Summoners Rift in LoL, though I hear super meat boy will make you break your computer I hope Vqlve have a better reason than "punishing him for the prelims". There are 400k+ viewers here, so if it's a matter of pride... You were right. > bioshock!!! DAMN! How the hell did he catch that? The little dude that plays 'Young Rory' in Let's Kill Hitler (Doctor Who) is Ezekiel Wigglesworth . I think Benedict might have a bit of competition. Its a dollar. JUST BUY IT BACK. Avast went nuts when I tried to open your link... holy crap you're right I may have been wrong about why it came up in this case, but it's... not very rare. I get it all the time in airports. Wow. I.......I must scratch my balls Well if they get seed 1 they get a bigger prize money. Well that escalated quickly. Bath salts?!! I love your name... My eyes widened and grin went quite large after I read this. Then got the idea of it. You don't miss not having to bolus? Yes it was, I think there's an image floating around here of it, I had no idea that it packed that much fire power, imagine how difficult it must have been to subdue That last pannel was the most epic one i´ve ever seen I really hope she is the smart one in their relationship! Reading your title I just realized if I had kids by 2020 they'd be almost ready to retire by the year in the article. SO EXCITED Why did Cop rush Sheen? That caps lock This, is the most accurate picture of Xbox Live I have ever seen. Damn Are you being sarcastic Wow... arent you a hostile fellow? TIL the fact that Grey's episodes are named after songs is not immediately apparent to everyone. I gasped out loud. Holy hotness! Never used this site before, but apparently our FAMILY computer is banned from the site! Strangely, for some reason I'm only seeing your reply in my inbox, not in the comments page. What type of plans? Is that a brown recluse? That's what I said Dude, that one on the right is giant Lolwut? Uhhhhh.... Im pretty sure that the obnoxius TSM TSM LOLOLOL is kind of a TSM thing... following your logic I would have to see CLG CLG LOLOLO and DIGNITAS DIGNITAS LOLO and maybe some CURSE CURSE LOLOLOL quite a lot of times seeing that these teams actually have fans as well... but... uhhh... no such luck, at least not at every sodding tournaement they dont participate in I lurrrrrrrrrve girls who wear chokers $120 for a normal Blackwidow Try using a clear retainer, those invisible ones are almost impossible not to misplace I wish I could do that on paper! That gif is creepy so many posts on nosleep have bad people named tom in it, ive never seen so much use of the name tom/tommy/thomas in my life. these toms must be dangerous. worst part is, my names tom I just watched that episode before seeing the asylum that reminds me of the "good to go" taco bell hand motion Looks like ticks... How close to your face do you fire your pistol? Who knew optimal play involved pulling arrow'd heart balloons while in Ronin! Highschool, but other than that I'm scared at your accuracy ... wait, why? I'm confused... Damn you know so much They should have a level 30 thread for this! Imagine a game without an immature/angry teammate... forever Web developer here.... hot damn this was a cleaver use of spans as pixels i run shurelias darius and have carried multiple times it sure is Madre de Dios! ... What are you talking about? At first I was like Don't apologize, man! So, Google is the Fourth Monkey? doesnt say it does in the online store Never even heard of the sword. Is there a picture of it somewhere? I swear I can *hear* it. Marines with Blink. Holy shit. My boyfriend and I were in an accident about a month ago. We were both okay (usual soreness/scrapes from the seat belt) but he said his gas/brake pedals were all mangled. If he hadn't moved his feet just a few inches his foot would probably look like that Isn't Sheen Estevez the name of the Jimmy's friend from Jimmy Neutron? Maybe there was a link. that one is creepy Crap... My 1st backyard is regular ( right behind me house ), then there is a fence that divides the next backyard... Then there's a fence again, then there's the woods. God, you're boobs are really big. Man, nice nyan cat dude 600g? has de tener la vulva mas gorda del pais those eyes those eyes Most of the gas stations in my area honored this. Watercolor on canvas? ... Does your name start with a C? It.blinked....... I'm currently having trouble coming up with a reason why I actually clicked on that I missed that NSFW tag and thought this was a submission to /r/aww. Thankfully i was alone but it was a close call. Text in the middle of the picture? This is not acceptable, someone call the Pol-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! The Dark Knight Rises. Ferbys... I didn't know this was my greatest fear until I clicked on it. I clicked, looked, laughed, paused for a second, and my eyes widened in horror. Or did I? Who does that arm belong to WTF worthy, INDEED! Her arms ejaculate?!? Yes. I apologize Whisker Biscuit Where did the rock go? Chipotle Wow, now that's a cluster fuck of coasters Yup , he did MAYBE.... OP is Icefrog Every day must be a slow news day there. That teemo Internet explorer? Ive watched it three times Wow its XKCD but... for the piano Not autobiographical, just FYI wait, didn't you just say "our penises" ? Yes please I always say out the individual numbers since people tend to get confused *wide eyes* 4:19 AM... I wonder if he was able to hit the bowl before he died I don't even remember Way to make Gary Busey even more terrifying Ive never seen a 24 hour in my life. I like it. I also like how (because I'm half asleep) I read the title as "I wrote this *ON* the back of a van" and my only thought when finished was "how the hell did he fit all that on the back of a van I also do this This thread just makes me think "Deadpool in a Kingdom Hearts game? I did this face when I got to the model t Where the hell were you in the 90s Holy shit, I didn't know a program like this existed I'm really caught in surprise here. I haven't heard of any news regarding this release until today. I thought he made his own music too but then I was like when was he singing Not sure if the person on the right is a cute girl, or an ugly emo guy call them dota-style games doesn't everyone do that? is the daughter on the right drinking honey operation: bukkake..... I lol'd Is the good part not the fact that you can use that skin as many times as you have transmutation stones? So, even at max level you could use that skin to mix things up! .... Seconded. Flirt like there is no tomorrow. Mentioning you're into girls doesn't hurt. I actually got a lambda tattooed on my wrist just so I have the opportunity to explain it to people so they know I'm gay. Force choke... For a second I thought that was Howard Stern Just read that Hafeez and Jamshed average 87.5 as an opening pair in ODIs. Where was I when they were making all these runs? I honestly dont know the last store i was in Wait a minute are you tapping into my WiFi? I agreed by upvoting as soon as he made the comment, but having never seen *Amanita thiersii*, I couldn't be certain. It sure does seem like a good fit. I never suspected there'd be any saprophytic *Amanitas*, though! Truly a wtf for me. Kind of like saprophytic boletes... Absolutely fantastic! Magic Flight Launch Bus e/mail <-- 500 Euro Dinners... That bowl... Holy crap ... Dude I have an electric AK47 with the tactical stock and forward mount, an electric Desert Eagle, and a spring powered Well G22 (L96 with crazy stock) I didn't even think about posting pics of em, I should do that, maybe before next weekend save your pity for babies with clawed faces "Old" is an understatement... i was 18 in '99!!! Crap. luckily the knife didn't fly off of the counter & stab you What in the actual fucking fuck? 31? This is sometimes true, but they're stating it as a fact and that makes me pull the face from the link. I think this is the first time I have ever seen an "arrow in the knee" joke that wasn't downvoted to Oblivion. Those eyes Haha I'm not really sure how to repost cuz I set up this reddit just to do the AMA but I'll check it out when I have a computer. Im doing this all on my phone on a 9 hour drive with my parents Why bother with the Demotivational Poster format? Especially when the caption is "... Haha, I wondered what those sounds were at first. Whenever you close a dark portal it sounds like carriers dropping units off in Starcraft. My microwave doesn't even have a 9 button This is awesomeness overload flying is to cute for life ghost one is creppy as fuck I think i have Synesthesia Lone Druid turned out to be a bad pick First step towards a sentient plant species Holy crap He's REAL? Holy shit! Your assumptions are comical. Who's trying to diagnose? You read too much into things and obviously spend all your time on Reddit doing exactly this (re: your comment history). Try having a bit more tact when communicating with others perhaps? I see sparkles too... Is that normal? I want to play you my clarinet (yes I'm a squidward), even if that was a saxophone Oh, I thought I once heard the Americans have names for different type of houses. I once saw a Documentation where a Sellinglady went through different house-types and had a generic name for every different house like one was a "great room style house" and in one room she said something like "country side master bedroom". I liked it alot as could type thos generic word in google image and could get inspiration for room-designs. I'm a proud lurker of /r/RoomPorn and am kind of sad to see, that your witty comment got you more attention (read:karma) than my serious question Women like here...are just not right. All practically perfect in every way and ish. Sto bene, grazie! :) I agree, it's tough! There are at least 7 different ways to say "the". I think what makes that so funny is how quick it is. They don't ruin it by having either of the other two guys look at him like " What team is your flair for? 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Dragon ball Z ultimate tenkaichi, yes i know it sounds strange but this game is awesome. i really like DBZ BT3 too but i think it lacks variation in the characters and better graphics (the remakes will probably lock me in my room). ultimate tenkaichi has really good graphics, an awesome story that is just like the series, and a nice way of facial expressions (firing an ultimate attack on someone that makes the Oh. My. God. I-I-It's... Slender Man I go there fairly often. Machinemornings's population: 600 in less than 5 years Am I the only one who thought OP was referring to her speaking voice at first?? i've only seen this in pictures, i've never actually seen that advert on buses Not a ton, unfortunately... I have a Blooded Pangolin Carapace (27 kills strange BH item) I suppose I could part ways with though. But that seems like a lot for a Whacker interesting because I can open the post Thats jst the patch download. Were all still waiting for download availability from ea. 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So I'm freaking out because I need my laptop for school, so I spent all night trying to figure it out running diagnostics, restarting it, everything, but got nothing. I take out the dvd and leave my computer off overnight, then return the dvd. Turned it on to try again and it was magically working again...As unscary as that movie was, that freaked me the fuck out. Don't think I'm ever renting one of those dvds again Front Page Immediately. I used to use Almost half the country still voted for her ticket. TIL red bull is Thai... I'm not sure what exactly I'm looking at I sense you pointing towards Teemo? I just read school days. I mean.. it's good... but I'm scared. Haha whoops! # Wow this is awesome!! Just tried it. Emulator is fast now His face makes him look constipated Upvoted for pointing that out while the guy that asks the question continues to get downvoted... 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"Whoa Yeah because Maokai is never seen in any games same, read this and forgot I was in the df subreddit and was like No...you're like a sex ninja Oh my goodness, I can't believe you wanted to get rid of that wallpaper Ooer! I want Borderlands 2 Why did you black out everything? 25keys for SF Stumpy ...... That's EXACTLY what I thought as soon as I saw it. I love how I knew you were from the UK even before I got to the pound sign. Are you kidding? Thanks mate, just got to this subreddit and didn't even notice the sidebar. PLUS: I...need....this....now.... I dont know \,( I think I'll call the cops for you My brain just had an existential crisis reading this you are probably the luckiest guy ever! She probably cums like upwards of 10 times during then I'm confused as to why it's so bulbous then Does it sell for more than that? my eyes went like this " omg.. it is floating Thanks! No idea why you're being downvoted, though. are you eating carb-free eggs? be careful! Those look like the tags of a youtube video When did I say to not cash out the isk? Why are people downvoting me for saying that losing money on a gambling website is dumb? Wait this is an impersonation.... Thats freaky Calling this 'destroying the game' seems a little far-fetched Somebody is copying Samsung? Good times! How do you have that much time oh, there it is. I couldn't see it when I went to reply You could write a mind blowing thesis on human psychology based entirely on Reddit culture over karma. I do not remember this scene.... Woah! The implications.... Well that was awkward... I come home from class and the first thing on reddit is a post with my name 8am?...my high school starts at 6:55 this would be so excellent Why do they work on Android too? DEM LEGS Circlebrokers have different opinions than the rest of Reddit? Dafuq did I just read? How did you hax me You look familiar. He is a moderator of the subreddit Well I do a bunch of stuff that potentially dehydrates my body, dehydration has nothing to do with a trigger for a disease from what I understand. I don't eat MSG, I can dehydrate myself til the cows come home and everything is fine. I eat MSG, Chron's says hello and I end up in the hospital. Nothing else causes this. The thread was about MSG specifically, and MSG specifically is bad for me T...tangled? Is that Robert Pattinson? II was about to make a post asking about the mushroom stamps... holy shit! wow. Probably. You could pull it off while looking straight, but thats very hard to do... I've only seen one person do that. There's nothing wrong with being gay though. Just say that you love women... and then repeat "REALLY love women All The Time Do you even know who Tigger is?!?!?! I'm sixteen. I seriously thought that everyone's parents (Or at least, everyones mother) were like this. 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A few minutes before I started getting this I was getting error code 42, which is something about being behind a firewall. Well, as a non-linguist in every sense (although not, perhaps, as much in the dark about the subject as you are about mycology... Dude, I'm 17. I just down voted to - 4 2 0 - but that is o ly because I am high and the 420 made sence, any who L I'm living proof it don't work Haha, I think that he would actuallt have a coronary if someone told him that. jeeze, just the thought. Guys look at my name Awesome art!... I find the penis nose Robin? Or both You might have been in my class Bane and Darth Vader We can do both I can't upvote this enough. It pains me to note that this girl is my sister-in-law. So much Harhui and Lucky Star You're jelly of our weather and lane splitting. But we actually have bad traffic here :( when I lived in Seattle your rush hour traffic always lasted like 20~30min and it was over First, thanks for the response. I've been battling this now for 3 years. I really didn't like meetings, but I went to them anyways...usually high. I finally gave up on meetings entirely and went on a run. I did manage to get 9 months clean, but I didn't go to meetings, I didn't have a sponsor and I never did any of the steps. The thing was, I was content. I wasn't what they refer to as a "dry drunk". But the under lying issue was that I never truly "healed", I was clean, but I never addressed the issues that caused me to pick up drugs. I was in an IOP the past two weeks, which could have been three weeks, but I used twice while I was there, so they kicked me out. That's a long story, but I thought I was going to jail, so I said fuck it, I wanted to over dose or jump in front of a train and kill myself because I felt totally defeated and just dead inside. I just used about 10min ago, scraping old bags ect. Its really sad, but I just want that feeling one more time, even though I know where that leads to. I was prescribed neurontin and I already abused those. I just like being under the influence of something, I don't need to be totally fucked up, but just a nice buzz. Not being on anything for me is just so boring as simple as that may sound, but its the the truth. Isolation is a huge problem for me. Honestly I just want to get a bag of dope, make a massive shot and od. I could go on, but I'll stop. Thank you again for your respose, reddit is my connection to the outside world. Holy shit. I just realized why James Bond always looked so _casual_ in those suits of his. Internet Gratis yeah, is that degree doing you as much good as my theater degree? i'm baller at pointing out the general lack of art history education of those attending massive EDM festivals on a 5-month-old fetus? For some reason.. I expected this when I clicked on the link.. wow that is random Dude Raymond Radway!?!?!?!? O_O_O_O_O_O_ ...The hell is this from? what's that green stuff in the pump? 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Okay, I see your reasoning *Incedible?* I live on 19th and p At first I was like Oh my fucking god! The suspense! *gasp* Those **thighs!!** That's the volcano that Nemo was talking about I had to read it 3 times..getting each one of these Dafuq where is from .........So not to be a weirdo but holy fuck your gorgeous nasas der gankin mi.... nasas pls... Not safe for LIFE All I can think of lately when I see /r/gonewild-posts is that devilish grin of the cheek-poking girl a couple of weeks ago. Yup, and it works fine for me Is his name supposed to be "mike"? what episode is this? It does look like it, all I can say is that it's not severe as what you can find of google good question... I don't know Haha at first I was like hey someone in the crowd is dressed like Captain America! Then my eyes zoomed out and I was like I knew about IRC before reddit Hey, that never occured to me Wat? Wither skeletons are taller You've gotta be kidding me... I don't know!! 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As a jungler, I fucking love it when they have a duo top as long as I know that my solo can handle it. Early blue for my mid? Yes please. Red on a side line? Hell yes. Both of those while having double buff on myself? Do you live here? I check /r/help once a day or so but you have always answered first. I'm just curious as to what kind of school allows students in who don't speak a word of English? Do they just sit there until the language just starts to "click" to them? I thought the first two were impressive and interesting...then I scrolled. Ohhh. Gotcha! It came up on my phone as you putting it in bold and caps. And I was like... I was driving on I-40 through Texas and there was a 5 miles stretch of road where 1 lane was coned off and there was just garbage in the unused lane Biggest glory hole I've ever seen Are you made out of porcelain? How?! Kaylee was supposed to be considered *plump*??? 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Not sure why you're taking this seriously I must ask, do you have a dog or cat? If a dog, they probably had mild diarrhea. If cat.... I dont know what to think People actually do that? Ok, please don't hate me.... but what? How do I know which is which nd what is what? Such a vast array of colors and patterns Doesn't answer the question, sorry, but how can you not enjoy the personal story? It's my favorite part... I went there for a hem too and it was good service, friendly, and John told me all about his kidney stones I thought filet mignon was always wrapped in bacon You think only Valve games are on steam? Subbed. I like having a million channels on YouTube. Keeps me up to date on everything there is in the world. Wait, there were changes to gold tools? Do you really want that on your body for the rest of your life? Is misty naked in that? ....well alright then... Just like us!!! And when TSM wins we will laugh at your face I see this all the time on the way home...it was much creepier the first time I saw it A lever or torch isn't an entity.. Weird how they have a different subreddit for just football. Goes to show just how serious Nebraska fans are about their football I can't belive I spelled Sexualy wrong The only thing I do? That makes no sense Mayan apocalypse? Mmmkay! Tacsquid... Are you always on reddit. I keep seeing you EVERYWHERE... How would you give them the cash Sad faces then? Maybe ;) or I was arrested last year and my passenger had about a 1/2inch blunt on him and the arresting officers just left it chilling on the hood of my car in a wendys parking. My sister and her fiance went to my car about 11hrs later and it was STILL THERE! I don't really trust this, plus: The addition of "today" makes it even more creepy. *Looks at username* You're a mother? I swear I didn't raise her to be racist. ahahhaa wtf, you don't remember setting it up for every wednesday? I had no idea it changes the windows manager I swear I saw its eye move Is it even possible to replace capacitors? Fuck that happened to my brother, my parents say that when he was about 5 he picked up our cat by its tail, and started spinning and spinning until letting it go straight to a wall Dam' look at them legs mother of god Haha thats hilarious. Now that you mention it... Where did you get this? no, i just like the show and would enjoy seeing the invention featured on tv How did you find this? Ya, I dont really remember exactly how young I was, I know I was pretty damn young though. WAY too young to watch anything like that Good god. This man has constructed himself a personal fap-room The chosen flake Why would you bath a cat? It's Harvest Moon... I used to do trampolining lessons in a big sports hall. A girl was messing about on a trampoline, and intended to land the end of a jump by sitting with her legs crossed, but she landed awkwardly and broke her thigh. The *crack* was so loud that everyone in the room heard it It was for someone else but oddly showed up in my inbox This is NOT funny man! Not funny at all.... Or wait for the Wii U (Gamepad) Zapper? Oh my god that was terrifying. Ya that was like episode 20 or so. It was so amazing. wait wait wait...so death by snoo-snoo Why not? That's great news! I didn't want all of the vitamins I already have to go to waste. I'm finishing the last of my beer stock as we speak i'll probably need them for hooen(how the frack do i spell that again? Little more than 10 days away? Whah Dat flee flicker How many songs is that? holy fuck. that's like 8 hours per day. Wait...now I'm curious...what's the Quebec version of intolerant people? Wow, because we should all think the same? M. Night Shyamalan posts on 4chan! Swarm hosts are free? So you're saying there's a market for issuing invalid contracts and having people voluntarily hand you money, where by you can not be caught out unless you follow through with the terms of the invalidated contracts? actually both of them played renekton. Renekton was in like 5 different games... 28 year old cereal??? Probably could've used a zip loc... Holy shit Well to be fair, Keldeo is an adorable pony/goat-type thing. Wait 'til the Genesect event... Damn. I thought UL Monroe was supposed to be a blow off team for us to play in a few weeks. Only characters who fit that description seem to be Fionna and Flame Princess. Rest of the women are thin or not shaped like humans at all Or how big of assholes the cops are.... looking at you Clarke Co/Athens Sheriffs Dept. If you are amazed by American food... good god... wtf have people at home fed you True blue 8s? Backup TE in every league? I'm a krave konvert myself. Like Captain Crunch that chews easy, doesn't cut your mouth up and has chocolate inside Another Missoula redditor? Being high is being out of reality? Got to respec my pally for PVP, at 557 Vita now. Wew am not IT so this maybe a bit forme, tried the DISM i got an error for the enable-feature command Jeez i uh, i can make a sword There's a third pair of teeths in This photo Wat. How on EARTH did I glaze over the haste aspect of that card Why the fuck would you bring three guns to Europe? OMG GLOWINDELUSIONS....Don't...I like know you from...somewhere? right in the childhood You actually sound incredibly convincing in this post. Is that Mathew Perry at the bottom there?? Wait, what? We can? What on earth is that mess of letters in the title? Shit, thanks! and... what is auto-tune? What? i don't give a s**t about him :| he's doing nothing like always, ye he have a hot girlfriend and a cute puppy, that's all And lose those juicy 100 lvl's? ARE YOU MAD? Your family must be very close... 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I get so sick of people who flame supports... Like yesterday there was this top lane Jayce who got really fed because his lane opponent was awful. Meanwhile, as support lulu, I massively outplay 3 enemy players and get a triple kill. I make a crack about carrying the game, and he decides for some reason that I am horrible and don't know what I'm doing. (I had aegis and was building zekes). Anyway, even though he's like 14-3 from laning phase, he's too scared/stupid to know how to initiate a fight, so he throws the game by walking into the enemy team and gives them free baron (no one mentions this by the way). after they get 3 towers from baron I'm clearing a ward and the enemy team uses triple flash to initiate on me and I die. INSTANTLY our team starts flaming me and jumping down my throat. The game drags out to 55 minutes, by which time I have enough gold to sell my items for a 6-item ap build (more than than our mid laner had managed somehow wait... why the fuck is there someone hiding on the ground outside your smoke spot? 12 year old girl? jesus christ Well.... I just tried out slender mansion.... whole new story... You can't turn on red I do surprisingly few of those considering I'm reasonably tech-savvy This would be a huge hit for them but they have to release it fast Are you leaning your discs against the couch/albums covers? 125 hours with a girlfriend That escalated quickly oh noes, infinite loop Because... it's a subreddit for WOMEN. it is? oops. wow, really? Believe it or not, it was the least messy place to take pics Conservative? I really like Cruzer. Kid is a stud, and really really nice. My best picture taking device is on the same device I drop about 4 times a day Damn, that was really fucking good. great transitions, and great music. The video is amazing! Thank you for sharing this! Does analog control work for you? For me it's binary on/off if everybody was suddenly deaf, blind and dumb.. except me But that's the entire point of SRS and SRD to begin with Is this a thing? Whoa.. The first photo made it look like you lost most of your finger Make the Scythe an Eyelander reskin That wasn't what I was expecting... I think you may of went a bit too far with the porn gifs What kinds of limitations do you encounter? The worst I can see is that it's 2m tall. Went late on friday, it was worth going to, but my experience of it was super bizarre. Lots of what you'd expect- loads and loads of various paintings/lamps/woodwork/crafted things that were cool, but also some super weird stuff- caught the end of a play thing put on from four people from puerto rico and it was super weird, there was a music video on repeat of a woman dancing in grassy fields in a red dress and several older women were mimicing her dance in the parking lot where the video was put. Had the But...I'm on a US server already Magic find increases salvage results? i've never done grindr or internet hook ups, but I have no idea how people can get away with that That's inconvenient. Thank you so much. I'm also hoping Romney won't be elected Whoever the other person was whose folks got nabbed? REALLY These seem almost perfect. $130? At first glance I thought it was a giant hairy penis. I was like Apparently charlesviper exists... what? seriously? Nope, after the 15 minutes passed and I couldn't go anymore, he's like "I could have gotten hard and came again..." I was like I did not expect it to work totally made an irl Really? It's Ed.... in 3D! same Types of caffeine? I remember one in Southern Illinois called "Aftermath." When I saw the big van with the logos, I was like Holly shit!! Asian and a trucker Same thing here Really? I knew a million Danielles growing up They also have bags of 120. I'm not sure I even wanna ask. AND it had kief and shit in it ...Do they really refer to themselves as Indians? That's actually not a bad idea Lol that's hilarious. And no, she's not dead, just not in the car. Sorry for any misconceptions between SF and SJ here Dude, that's just the start menu. This is 100% pineapples :) A nice single cask Ardbeg....... I can't stop reading... Coffee shop near me has one of those guys and it pulls the most delicious shots. I never knew espresso had such flavors Well. 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Thanks for that bit of information... It's so hard to do, but I need to do this too. Especially when it comes to women and business...although i think that applies to everybody i dont even know how to price this theres nothing out there like it I'm confused on how I stumbled on craigslist while browsing reddit.... Dont do business. Come to the Physics department. join us...join us... But you should have given up your penis upon entry into SRS. Don't tell me you still have it! why'd you start taking them If he was that big of an asshole, maybe the bat hit to the head wasn't an accident If I knew I could have gotten karma from this I would have screen capped the old lady's facebook whom I made a website for.....259 I guess I don't really need a plot He looks kinda downs Was the 64DD ever released in America 40g HOLY guacamole...She severed his head and left it in the village square Canadian here. I had this a few years ago. 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The lasers increase accuracy? hehe, true that :) being a good performer certainly helps, especially if you want to write Rachmaninoff kind of stuff... that girl how the fuck did you know? how many rares are in each set? i thought there was only 3 Wait wtf you rent a basement? And you live in it? Harmless as a drop bear..... Well that was fast I saw them last night in Toronto. Milo was wearing the same clothes. It wasn't me Thanks! Also, do we know each other? Or do I just not remember saying my name? I wish rao_pizza was good for local places instead of big chains-- I'm super picky when it comes to my pizza. but i already did that Can I get more of this girl? She looks familar I'm also from Oklahoma. this video made my forum. I guess that internet centipede might just be correct This is so intimidating Hmm... Funny people Oh god you know? Did I forget to delete some information? WHY? Yeah I definitely did a Wut This isn't my views, and I'm not trying to force them on you. I had an Atari 2600 and Super Pong 4 in the 80's. Uhhh I haven't got there yet so....is that Zhaitan? If so, what is the dealio with all them heads? Are you sure you're a libertarian? That was my last year :( Autodraft CJ2K, and Gates 1 and 2. I don't know how I won my league fuck WHA! Goddamn And then I fully expect to get laid afterwards I was there from about noon to 4:00pm burned a whole tank of gas Why would white people be the default So just collecting anime box sets isn't considered creepy like the pillows and figurines right? Ah ok so they *are* different. An ex-gf's sister's boyfriend ( Emboar is amazing, what are you on about? Dude is raping people who love Corgis. A shirt like that should be $15, tops unless it's made OUT OF CORGI FIBERS Most of that French reads as if the thoughts had originally been expressed in your English words and then literally translated, IMO. >a 30 year old marrying as young as 11 or maybe younger Which might be why he killed Joff Why, you racist bastard Where's the lake? I don't see no la-oooooooooooh. They're so cute! We did our BSc year with the biomeds and I remember my friend being annoyed that some of the lectures were too clinical (I agreed, it was meant to be a break from clinical stuff!). But how exactly are you guys treated like failed medics? i don't get the reference here - sorry - drugs maybe? holycrap i hope it is a freaking mistake Holy fuck! You have the same cycle as me! He asked specifically about getting a master to sound louder without touching levels and I gave him one suggestion that I've found helps a bit in that regard - all while acknowledging that I didn't claim to be the be-all, end-all guide to mastering. Obviously there's a whole lot more to the art than what I suggested, but I'm in no place to write him a book on it Yes, I know... But I didn't keep any billing information which is a really big contributor. I had 80% of the page filled out, down to the last detail I could remember but still couldn't get it back. I'm not complaining though, my account's better now than it was then Ehh. ¯\ ( The most amazing thing to me right now is that, as this being reddit, the cat on a companion cube is no where in the top comments. They must come from a different military than me Something I never understood was why you can play vs Intermediate bots in Co-Op vs AI but in custom you can only play vs Beginner bots. "Steroid use by police officers is not illegal" WTF Or did she pull a Jenney!? Dat username... You might have problems taking that test. That opening drive was...odd. Finally got it (net is borked for a while, have to visit a friend to play). for the first time, i went into this link with no fear for what it was about to present to me...im starting to develop a tolerance to this...almost a need... Nobody put blame to anybody. He just said its worth watching they even have my bank balance on there. cents included. Indeed. I was actually pretty unimpressed with the yellow balls.. the closeup high camera angle made it pretty clear when he was palming them, hiding them, and slipping them in.. but then.. the finale.. holy crap I have no idea how he pulled those glass orbs out, that was impressive. I went from ._. to I wish I was in your bath Sounds more like overly attached cat i dont wanna die in my sleep Had me until the very last line. Fuck the imaginary, out of date, lazy tooth fairy unions too. Makes sense, if a union worker has to work a smidge harder than the contract, he/she pisses and moans and writes a letter of complaint. How does one recognize a person that long after the picture? Friend wanted to sleep with this girl who didnt speak much english and spent the whole time smiling and nodding (this is in Hungary). her friend was was really chatty, annoying as fuck, and not attractive but I had to distract her while they hit it up. They get along well and leave together, but my job wasn't done since she had invited me back under threat of calling back her friend. Ok sure I'm at her place and she starts getting feisty, I try to avoid it but it seems like there's no way around me sleeping with this lagoon creature. That is until her kid comes out of his room asking for a snack, he refused to go back to sleep so the night ended with me and him playing PS3 until 7am, when I left while mommy slept. He said "see you later daddy" as I left. Yeah, at that kinda exchange rate, he might just start yanking them out himself if he wants a new video game. Wow, Maggie certainly did grow up. dude that handwriting I have one of these sitting in my closet. It usually only comes out for 4/20 That's horrible if I couldn't do something about a stunning woman naked in front of me pleasuring herself. my babysitter helped me kill a deadly cane toad ( in australia) when i was 4 years old with toothpaste.... When did joker say that? I watched the movie like a week ago and I don't remember that Thanks for the advice!! We will try our best to work through the hyperness and focus on rewarding calm behavior looks a bit like Stephen Colbert Booker T just lightened the mood with that face. I seriously just bought a rose hair tarantula and I'm glad I saw this because I would've assumed it was an alien and smashed it with a brick. It'll be a shame when she actually dies because I'll just assume she's molting and leaving her in her cage for the next two months I know... He said something about a wives house... I was asking if you were at it... Wut... you met Luke (Mark Hamill) and Jar Jar? Not even the same film I admire your mad knife skills! Such clean and straight lines. If I had done that I would have gone through 40 books before I got it right...or I should just pay for a Nook cover at store Not sure why it's showing the cover picture as Flounder lapping noises. CJ Spiller is on the WW in some leagues? hahah ive seen those. and they may or may not be slightly accurate to my level of clingyness With a chipmunk? I agree. Going from SLIGHTLY nsfw? Hm, to be honest? Day-to-day, it's for women. But in this horrible narcissistic way: I'm not trying to pick up women, I'm attached, so I think I just do it to try and get compliments, and look handsome without the pressure associated with dating, etc. Kinda weird. Goddamn you weren't lying about not playing for a long time People are terrifying... POWDERED PEANUT BUTTER. that's what she said? Goosebumps Says jeebus_krist..... I crafted my own superior sigil (which kind of sucks for a kit engineer, btw) Why isn't Guild Wars 2 in the MMO section? dafuq.. And LoL in the MMO section? When you're attempting in crow, can you lift your knees away from your armpits? Basically, you use your abs to lift them up while maintaining balance. I'd say just practice trying to lift both knees away from the armpits. The weird thing is, if you say you can pike up to handstand, this shouldn't be a problem; piking from crow to handstand is much easier I'm kinda in love From where I'm platinum s1 and s2. Then ban blitz I'm not talking to the TSM admin There is American phones? I had no clue Wraith hive ships were THAT large Guys..... wait guys... I got it... THIS POST WAS THE LIE You make me want to grow a beard There's an achievement? Are all the diamond-marked lanes HOV lanes? That number 1 play by froggen, wow Ah, sorry, it was from r/funny It would be *legendary* Now that's just ridiculous. Dude I'll do it, creepy wingman seems like my kinda style! Err.. its free???? The "Awesome" list made no mention of the virtual console? 14 September is my birthday For some reason, I want to know the context And here I thought my parents' dachshunds were fat I wouldn't say you could compare the two... How do you interpret "we should understand the actual reasons we were attacked and not give in to ignorance and baser emotions" to mean blaming the victims? All of these are still on the air? Yes. This is true. I guess this was a good time to post this... Just wait until Halloween I had an epidural that was apparently perfectly placed. The contractions at 10 cm were like cramps. The dr told me I have "fantastic birthing hips" after pushing for less than an hour and popping out a 9 lb 13 oz (induced 2 weeks early Keanu Reeves "what if we all are just giant babies. . . . ." The only one I've ever killed flew right in between me and a dragon. Im not sure if thats intentional... but I rather doubt it. One in Riots office probably is like FUUUUUUUUUUUU right now Why is Minus blocked but not imgur? > Does the world think that all FAs are fat, unfit, unkempt, filthy basement dwellers? Wait...he sells things? yaaa, didn't get much snow last year, only in October...global warming man Majority of the posts... including this one, just make me say "lolwut" not "WHAT THE FUCK holy shit, we actually NEED cheese/cheese wheels. We need more food recipes that give cool effects Did we go to the same highschool? Rune images don't load, background image doesn't even come close to filling my screen, and why oh why would you make things open in a popup'd new window Yeah, what's funny is that this person isn't in aL and honestly, nobody from the staff got any idea who he is. I'm only up to episode 90, her tits get *that* big further down the line? I always read it as the skeptical raised eyebrow. Really? So if I have 50k Monster and Minion kills @ 1k ELO, and then I get the same creep score @ 2k ELO, the medal will look different? That doesn't seem fair at all but the camera was? But the bigger question is, why didn't the dinosaurs evolve? Oh lol never knew that was there Illidan, is that you? Fisty SON OF A BITCH I JUST SAW THE HAND So basically make muta play useless? Seriously, the main problem with the warhound is that it overlaps with the marauder too much, and you propose to make it overlap with the thor instead? That spider's in a... no...he wouldn't..... It was the first question here, too. Mother of reposts I looked through the other dresses listed and all of the puns were really annoying I'm not going anywhere You look so much like my ex its terrifying me. Christmas came early TIL that chimpanzees use spears Why would it be a problem if my SO masturbated in the house we were in Yeah! Kill the sun before it kills us! They.... they teach people that!?!?! I haven't been to Iron Marches, but I had no trouble completing Timberline Falls or Sparkfly Fen. Why did I watch all of this? Ah yeah, There's a Mappin & Webb 7-day set on Ebay UK, BuyItNow price of 1200 GBP Where you at? Can't unsee I don't want to imagine why is 9/10 games in his past history coop vs ai dominion Wow. Nice body. ~~No, I think you're thinking about the little guy that looks like Where the motherfucking dragon came from!? The Jovians are testing stuff waaay bigger than nuclear arms. How does giving them away free support the school? His floor hasn't been vacuumed in 6 months I have friend who uses a weird butter dish that sits upside down in water.. I went from -_- to That's what I said!! Yeah, that's what it seems like Where can I buy this? Dat snap Uh, the link is wrong. No one else noticed this? Fake cheese was gross...Never touching it again..Never tried hazelnut coffee cause I don't know whether or not I can have hazel nuts I don't know what I expected to see when I opened this post but damn I wish I never did damn near perfect. How the fuck did that even happen!? im done with /wtf today first it was the bloated nutsack now a putrified zombie arm,, yep im done Yeah.. pencils made of gold. You seem to be using the american definition of the word fag there. Wow, gaping is quite accurate. Holy shit that Syndra splash art is awesome Oh my god that is awesome Caves? So... that means if some idiot goes trolling on Xbox Live, he could get the entire country IP banned? JESUS FUCK. /WTF is making a come back. I thought that was Obama in front of the white house Well, sir... uh, goddayum. I accidentally read that as 4 year old the first time and was like I wonder why Kishi just killed him off like that... what kind of vaginas have YOU been looking at? OMFG this is effin creepy Wait.. 120 Hz, IPS, 1440p?? Cannot unsee Zealous conscripts is $2~ I get this one a lot haha I don't really think it does, but then again, I've never known anything but this, so my balance might not be as good as someone with identical opposable feet So..where can I find this shirt..and is it a ladies only? I just got this too in a ranked solo queue game :\ at first I thought it was the drop hack that the community has been blowing up about Oh group A Strep....how fun you are And Eve is just supersexualized.. Idk. I want to go to there. I've been a redditor for 9 days and 11 months... well if u mute then theres a possibilities that, that MOTHERFUCKER WILL REPORT U FOR NOT COMMUNICATING WITH THE TEAM then trubinal will suspend u Twice the price of your Fiesta? Where the hell did you get that car, man? Are you sure it's not just a tin can with a lawnmower engine? That's a very strange coincidence...I was about to make a post about exactly this. Didnt even know this..... .....tell me again why people are voting for this guy? I have detached my urethra from my bladder... I never realized just how close I came to a similar event! I'm literally like this * That moment when you know the dude on the front page of Reddit. Dat face! ( Does anyone else think this looks like the set on I Robot? someone actually tried to convince me that an eel was a land animal cause if put on the bank it will go back into the water. needless to say they convinced me. There is a demon in those flames! Which is a bit of doing it ass-backwards What the fuck is with ddxxdd posting that PM exchange as if it somehow paints him in a better light? It makes him look like a *fucking stalker.* dafaq Holy smokes, that's my hometown too. I now suspect anyone who uses that line on me She doesn't look at porn ? To be fair her first splash art looks creepy Do you prefer keyboard or gamepad? Otherwise it really doesn't matter... (you could also play it on a pc with a gamepad as well We were playing tonight, and on our way through Stary looking for tents to put up a camp, we came across this beautiful car sitting in the middle of the supermarket (why here? All of those except for changing a tire. I'm 17 and have never driven a car by myself I was going to kinda agree, until you said kinda like ravage You're supposed to cross your eyes I hope this is from Christwire and not something from say The Creationist Museum That's dangerous. shake it like a polaroids asshole I thought putting a coin in wrecked your buster Do you mean this is actually your main account? I feel dumb for asking this but what is she referring to? I was looking for the surgical drapes and everything, too. Maybe they thought the bacteriaemia couldn't get any worse? this almost happened to me. took my razor and started bringing it to my mouth. then a sudden realization, a cringe, dropped the razor on the floor and thought for a moment how fucked up this could have ended. oh those pictures in my head That image is pretty tame compared to the other results I googled. I must have developed some kind of natural immunity for this kind of thing. What have I done to myself? dude... How exactly did you manage to get a painting comnmissioned whilest drunk? Where were you? Yeah, I watched the first few episodes on BBC. Eh ... it's kinda dull. Maybe I just have a different taste? I seriously thought that this was a "Just Friends" joke post for a moment before I realized he wasn't actually Ryan Reynolds. H-h-h-h-hitler?! I wonder if there is a formula/theory/algorithm as to why this happens Ja tebe nis' ne razumem Europe seems kind of empty compared to the US's traffic this mumble only for league? Ahhhh! I see. That makes sense... I mean, some people OD on far worse things like acetaminophen because of pain and then put their livers in danger wait there is ppl who buy original windows ? omg mace I have a question. How did your launch date XBOX NOT RROD? ... Dat Horizon Maybe he means to say that there are a lot of drug dealers among us This didn't occur in Iraq so your comment is irrelevant. I would so do this, if someone would take care of my pets and home. That Jakobs is fucking sexy. Dafuq? How'd you manage that one? breaking the jerk for a second . . . do people still use "le" ... even more amazing when you realize it's double tracked. Gracious I believe I asked you for when we stormed an embassy over a YouTube Video. Please justify the question with an actual response, I have stated specifics, not asked for a debate. Half plus seven is not a milestone... Wow... never thought about filtering for those keywords The horror Alright, now I'm super confused. I'm confused. Spiro isn't estrogen. Are you saying you want RJM10_2 to give it a go with you? That's amazing got squids what can i have? Do brake pads really cost $200 to change in a shop? Seriously, it's Haiti. It's not like they have many options. ( yeah i got the same issue. I was an 1900p Master Protoss last season and this season i had to make 4 placement matches(bug or something) and then after winning 3 and loosing the last i got placed into diamond That bubbler is really fucking cool.. It's like, frosted brown glass or something Why would you bury such a terrifying thing that could easily top all the other things in a thread? This is fucking creepy... Mental image And ur telling me that u miss this? oh my gawd, i think i just shat myself. Wait. That WASN'T Oprah?! Oh, right. I just glanced at it, I thought he was addressing Dr Stein Fireoneout.com Did you have, did you have to like, cut it up to smoke it??? ridiculous but it would allow you to write a book about it, and if you did the book would probably be better than the twilight saga so you'd have a whole bunch of fan-girls chasing after you screaming "omg it's so amazing can i have your autograph" and men going "ugh, I'll wait till there's a movie." dude Her other toes look kind of shiny... I didn't know Sourcefed was worth that much oh my god, look at you, pulsing... .....I am tempted to do this in my free time Is it wrong of me to want do dip him in chocolate? yeah.. but all the lines are green.. *Literally?* Didn't know we were waiting, but I'm glad the wait for this set is over. Evil Bong, all of em. They are terrible, but... I watched this for the first time today. When she stood in the audience and was all 'Show your belly!' then wiggles her belly.. I imagine the thinking is "well...the team is already in Florida. May as well" o_o + i have you tagged as scissors player *digging* This is the most Beta thing I have ever seen Wait, Tails is a girl? What episode is that from? that would be hysterical That's cool. In this state, the carry permit is 25$, and the safety course is optional That is so many kinds of fucked up. how is this tagged as fluff? Doesn't he read Reddit? Flex your thigh muscles, dumb kid. Cozumel? Whoa That's one hell of a mutation How many freaking accessories does the avarage iphone user have Just don't click on it WHILE the ostrich is laughing... Now you made me go and look up "fromunda", and I am not feeling *any* loving-kindness toward this thread at all. And I meditate for 30 minutes every single morning. I always thought they jumped Yeah but Americans have a very warped view of what Socialism is. To my knowledge , its generally seen as being the same as COMMUNIST CHINA , SOVIET UNION , EVIL OPPRESSION. They seem to use it as an insult Color isn't a huge issue with me. Now obviously I wont want a rainbow colored phone cause that would look weird but I like the white anyways. Seems like to me everyone has a black phone nowadays. But the sylvari's hair is literally a part of them According to this, the iPhone 5 has a/b/g/n wifi, while the 4S has b/g/n. Why on earth would they add that. just noticed your pw is 'trees' If that's the case, then why post what you posted above? Hmm.. perhaps I just haven't heard enough of Shindong's voice, but the bits I do remember all come off as really good I think you completely missed the point here. What? What was me? Wait until your first Redline yeah man, i'll totally get you a Mr. Mime for a Numel. it's gonna take a little while though, because i gotta breed a crazy amount of eggs to try and get all these female starters. so far i only have 3 i was all, "ah, too bad little 5th grader," then i was all Wait.. you're supposed to think she's mentally retarded? I thought it was just funny b/c she was so OTT excited. I went with maroon... I tell you, the one question that always haunted me was... Why do we need ammo if we can digistruct things? Can't we just digistruct the ammo? Like now... Is that a pentagram in their logo? I think she somehow looks like Phantom Lancer now. Ok I'm an idiot Why does Chell have the face of a man? Just what do you have in your purse?! Although...it could be worse: it could have been a giant trying to put his giant sized man parts into a regular woman's regular sized lady parts... I read that as "my buddy is showing off his dick for kicks" Wait, you mean that's not something people do normally? Now I'm really confused why there's a Warning for death tagged onto this post I'd say the same thing. Jasmine and Pocahontas are hot... My deaf friend doesn't care at all, and he does it all the time. Then again, I've never actually *heard* any of his farts... so maybe all of a deaf person's farts are silent... and they don't even know it Seeing this picture every once in a while is really good motivation for me to wash my face more What have I just read? Your name wouldn't happen to be Ryan would it... I think it's dead extremely relevant username I know someone who is a rifle signet warrior. He has a crit chance of 78%. That is insane. So 3 of 4 rifle shots will crit... 90 from diamond Not sure if my body is ready for such a great GSL Season Well your mom DOES say to "come home more often" (or something like that)... How do you play 4 players? Hmm, and I thought Kongor was a cool guy. Guess I've been living under a rock. That spelling I'm surprised my cousin hasn't posted this on his facebook yet. He's like the biggest anti-Apple person I've ever met. What's worse is pretty much ALL manufacturers use Foxconn to produce their gadgets. I wonder what GPU Manufacturer is featured in that **PICTURE**?! ATI/AMD or NVIDIA?! kind of sounds like Glados Jeez!!!! I can see my gf turning off the switches (and killing my game rig, server and boinc laptop all at once oh fuck indeed!? O_O_ BLASTOISE faints this happened to my dog a while back when he got attacked by our other dog Skater suit? CHRIST THIS IS AMAZING LOL are you a 6 ft Asian that plays rugby? If you do then looks like I exist in two places at once If they did, do you think all these speed and fly hackers would be so rampant? How have I been an asshole? Da what? Looking kinda strange. HE HAS RISEN! I threw my headset down on my desk and had the facial expression " I haven't talked/seen you in a long time. But how do you shave with it? omg...you are so beautifuly sexy. I dont get that guy, why would he dumped you? maybe have to add iron to the crafting recipe, or make a pie pan first In real life? ....don't forget brain eater?! Mine got suggest-corrected to jager holy shit you're just a younger version of me a bit scary and amazing too.... mixed emotions 'Cum' soon?... Really? goddamn my memory. I played some games of LoL and I don't remember having graphic options I'm getting flashbacks of the time when I did shrooms Wannabe by Spice Girls My primary attacks/heals are always on 1. I kind of thought that was how everyone did it, apparently not why did you remove pictures? Was he being serious with the "white power" remark? i wonder how a native english speaker pronounces zeitgeist So, now I can simply add one 'insult' (wtf insult, where'd you grown up, man? It wasn't scat was it....? It took me 49 minutes. You mean, he chills with the actor that plays the **fictional** rich douchebag from gossip girl. Are you telling me you judge an actor by the characters they play? If this would happen in ranked wouldn't someone say something about this being strange in chat? Considering that your bog standard usb connector only has 4 pins, 2(!) of which go to power, i find it hard to believe that 31 pins really are needed for anything.. See what I'm saying, folks? Even a St. Bernard owner is hostile. Americans are German So you went from complaining in your own thread, to complaining in someone else's thread about how everyone told you not to complain so much? What's the highest you seen? always happens iirc, I thought he had some sort of eye disease and would eventually go blind. That looks appalling... this is great, but, the plant should be grow also The worst is when the organization has enough knowledge to read their access logs but not enough to know how accesses can occur. Someone in HS set IE's homepage to a network share and when I logged in to that machine and started IE I got in trouble. Merrrrrr. "Lactivists" ZOMBIES. H-- How'd you get the picture-icons on your desc ? I'm not even sure what the poster there is trying to say. I'm doing great! Just recieved good news that I'm a candidate for laser eye surgery - Didn't you just post Another thread saying you live in Australia??? sounds daunting Excuse me? Reusable??? At first I was like -_- then I was like His eyebrow movements are exactly the same... Google's just way too good at this There is a place I live near called "The Enclave apartments". ya have the ocean Your pupil fell out! Hah omg WeHo at 11pm on a Friday night? Cantina is packed like sardines then, how the heck are we supposed to see each other? oh. ok thanks. the .638 to .625 seems like such a minor change though this reminds me of that one time........... That's what I feel like as a 17 year old in community college Dat power drill "If anyone didn't get it before, i will never again drink dr. pepper. in fact i will go shoplift some and pour it on the ground, take that atheists. i did like it before but this is just wrong. the children will grow up to be stupid if theyre surrounded by this kind of media." You can transmute weapons?! Tyrone... *Got* it together? what did i just see Or maybe he's implanting dreams into my head What a story! OHMIGOD! MY EYES! What dafuq...EWWW Cuteness Really?!? We do this.. Unfortunately marketing choose Godaddy as their host after carefully researching their options (watched TV commercials.) This week they called us to fix it because of the outage and now they want us to start backing up the server for them... Can a picture taken from work be NSFW? are they really that great? Tiger Army is a slightly less country and slightly more punk. They might be a thing for you. The lead for Ghoultown never struck me as doing a metal voice however. Wow. I've lived around squirrels all my life, and never knew this could happen! Is that really a requirement? I had her survive with Padok Wiks dying Is that really a requirement? I had her survive with Padok Wiks dying I saw "fisting" instead of "fishing"..... I once ate a McDonald's pack of apples my cousin didn't want to eat. I read the label and it said they expired about a couple months before that date. They looked and tasted normal Um.. Would you mind reading the entire thing before commenting? I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Katja Kassin? I have no idea why but I read that initially as: "Is a Sexy Huk" Oh my, I've never had nutella I originally thought this was about EZ/Taric having some kind of dominance as a bot lane pair. Then I read the comments. What bug? That couch look familiar, a little concerning in this circumstance... Am I your son? My dad is 40 and I introduced him to TLA. If you are, MY DAD IS A REDDITOR!? I scared I don't see how it's a big deal. I could understand if the thing was a surprise and no one was suppose to know, but it's something EVERYONE knows exists. wait so it isnt? That maggot has a maggot on his head / neck...... :| I Have Done Nothing To Offend You........ Don't blink. Ever. Sunny. I always do that for some reason How old is he? ...this makes me want to buy it. WOW same here You have big eyes WOW a base hit for Matt Kemp Am I the only one reading Indrid's PMs using his voice on my mind .... ? Woah. You're right. You mean Blizzard? That looks like it would hurt so much, slamming face first into the water propelled by a jet pack Didn't read the period before your girlfriend. But I thought that if you dont have a case, it doesn't make calls I have never so badly wanted to be in someone else's class. i don't think it is very sexy or anything but borderline creepy haha. i took sleep med's and was knocked out and my boyfriend had sex with me. he swears i was awake but i wasn't. i think he just wants to feel better about having sex with a motionless body The first celebrity job was complete luck. They had advertised the position under their real names, rather than their stage names, so I didn't realize who I was interviewing for until I had gotten there (we met in a park). They got out of the car and I was like Or a bumpy school bus ride It's all connected. Is... is that your bunghole? First I was all, "what does he mean, he's going to 'take his toenail off'??" Then, "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOHHHGODWHYYYYY?!?!?!" while half covering my face with my hands and just...screaming. Pretty sure my neighbors think I'm a crazy person now. apparently you dont look at the top. This is the hardest question I have ever been asked in my life. Dude I swear i saw your cat outside this morning I live in Sonoma county (Santa Rosa) SOOOOO NEEEEEEEAAAATTTT !!! I have no idea how your guys' experiences with Support.com are so terrible. Really? On the wiki it says the guild can have cloaks that have the guild emblem on them. can someone explain to me all the love for the 5th element? I could understand if people thought it was mediocre, or decent. But why all the fanfare? I feel like I am missing out on some joke. Like it's the emperor not wearing clothes but no one will admit how dumb the movie is or something even if he's gonna taze your ass if you don't? This is not r/funny what a dick post... now i cant stop thinking of it... We (family) used to make fun of my dad for saying "talking out your neck". We were sure he had coined the phrase in his broken English style since he's a non native speaker, espanol background. Then one day we heard it in a song and we were all Orianna was ridiculously OP when she got release? I watch all of those Lol No one got lbp yet? I'm an American living in South Korea teaching English and this thread is making me miss America and in n out. I am from California. Born and raised. Have traveled to Europe, Canada, Latin America, South America, and now Asia. All I have to say is I miss meeting people every day and people saying thank you, excuse me, and holding my door. Men not spitting in public (South Korean men do this all the time Pretty sure this post isn't on any page I don't get it What if.... what if you're a cis woman? He feels awkward if you have the door closed? How awkward is he going to feel when you go at it with the door open/removed? Turtleman ummm...I really have no idea how to respond to such random hatred Sexy 1st place prize... SICKKKK .. it is more than most of the players have ever won together I'd actually enjoy a poster of that Oh, yeah. The business aspects have all come together. There's a ridiculous amount of stuff you have to do in order to start one. Holy shit! Hey, don't wanna be a creeper or anything, but I have the same exact stats and goals as you. And I was just about to post in /r/gainit with the same routine you're going for! holy shit your name actually has 12 letters ( My memory is easily manipulated it seems that's pretty good, although not the unhealthy 77kg part. on my next 2k I`m aiming to drop down to that kind of score, but when you get under 7min, every second is hard to drop I just looked up the F35... IT'S A TRAP! He'll hamster bite the SHIT out of you!! that looks awful...i freak out if I have a single empty can on my desk, don't even ask about the shit on the floor... SO...CUTE..CAN'T...LOOK...AWAY... .... mother of god Makes one wonder about the Dark Knight Rises... Who's askin?! As long as you get it for personal use, and not for distribution, afaik it's not against copyright. And who going to regulate your custom rug even if it was Stalk people High Ankle Sprain, probably returning week 7 First I was like Wait... Black Mesa is out?!? How did I miss this. Agreed. I've manipulated my ex so much, that it just became natural. And everything OP described, is everything my ex and I were doing. I'm reading this thinknig it is my ex gf it was almost like she conned me into loving her, so she could get me take her out of pet smart, then as soon as I opened the carrier when I got back home...... Right...which is why I said I would use a FFQ to do this I'd convert if it did Cops. Totally call the cops. God no, Houstonians are assholes on the road like any major city. Off the roads they're generally nice people. Results may vary but you can walk up to just about anybody and ask for directions, a light, a cigarette, or just start talking to them. What you won't get is the Good lord! Can I have you?! <3 For goodness sakes let him on the bed! wait r u the same guy? Its a Link within a link... It's worse when she manages, *somehow*, to get all the pillows. Then I'm just laying there like Um, really? How old are you? Every mature couple I know farts around one another eventually So no one else got it? ur looking for more tide stuff? Why do you have five dicks?!?!?!?!?! I am in the same situation, how the hell do you launch the game Naaaaa.... She wouldn't, psst! .. Would she? Sorry that it has nothing on it, I have only browsed reddit until now. This is the first post I have ever made Funny how the last paragraph is the only For how long It does scroll? wait what? i posted myself like a two weeks ago on ladybonersgw... and then OP took it and posted it here, but i was on here months ago? Wait, seriously? I simply fold the cuff back on itself three times. This is wrong? I thought I read somewhere that the newer ones had copper screens. I really wanted a bagel and some hot cider... but I think I'm going to avoid Tim Horton's for a few days. I'm already in enough pain Buddha Bar restaurant in NYC two years ago with my best friend before he left for Korea. And to think, I have a 78% match with that girl. the hitler and stalin sides of you must fight a lot My sister has a dwarf hamster. It's no more than 3 inches long, but I swear it craps about 5x it's body mass per day... Makes you wonder how small little things can crap so much Plus $1000 give or take for food/survival stuff/etc to stay alive for a week out there. It's not an all inclusive Imagine the outcome of starting that engine... my mom grew up watching this in the philippines and can sing the entire theme song in japanese Mmmmm those carbs Look at that kid... Does phase shield protect sentries/templar's energy from emp? Lol thanks. Yes, restocking is key. Don't let that fool you though. Maybe once a week I get a Draik MP or something else of value, but a lot of the time I make stupid mistakes and restock buyable MPs. The key is persistance. Also its 2012 lol. My computer was fast enough to restock in 2002 So you wasted a Slab on an item you won't even use? robo expand doesn't straight lose to three gate stargate lol.. and it's the hard counter to blink all in, what are you smoking Man, you are such a ragin--... OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE Mebbe.... Free if I sign a new contract Conspiracy. Does the bridge Drake ever derp and fall to his death? I was using him to farm souls on the bridge (+555 souls each time woo) when I did my usual quick run to the bonfire below to reset, and ran back up to the bridge; on my way up the ladder he was making lots of noise & it sounded like he flew down, but then 10K souls dropped from nowhere and he's gone Who are you, doppelganger? :S good god It reminds me of welsh... Blind pick for 5v5 have just dissapeared it does? For some reason the Paper Samurai episode of Mythbusters comes to mind I kept meaning to post this here and forgetting. Probably the first and last time any of us will pay $120 to see a bout Well, my bf and I were fishing but he had to go handle something. So I don't feel comfortable going out in the woods by myself as a 26 year old woman. So I bought some ammunition, cleaned my gun and about to put my waders back on(drying nicely on my carpet in the background there... I've been violated O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ what the flying fuck is that supposed to be? reaper vision isn't long at all from the low ground " Well, I never had the little brother, or the dots added(how would one do that verbally? Of da Bears, yup. You're giving away aged Penzance? Exactly, I've had Google double check me... Wait... you said that there is too much, yet something is missing? Oh, no worries. I'm too invested already and actually loved it so far. I will definitely continue reading. I just hope, Germany won't be part of their travel plans for the remaining issues. Wait minute.... I've been having that too. I thought it was my internet being shitt What are you some kind of chicken expert? ::looks at name:: ...oh My dreams come true in that crypt How the hell did this get on the front page? wow CEOs were so above the law back then They are uncensored on netflix as far as I know. What? no ticket or jail time? How do you guys find these nice cops? I have the most irritating form of kleptomania: lighter kleptomania. I steal EEEEEEEEEEEEVERYBODY'S lighters. I just can't stop. I automaticly put them in my pockets march 12 '93 as well ... time to call in seal team 6? fuck the zombies, that head tracking is amazing! And I live in Fayetteville, Missouri. Omg, I want mah Toxic Mundo You guys did a great job of making shitty costumes well Sweet merciful jesus, that one is going to be good Oooooh.... That'd be original. You don't think him *poisoning a child* (in order to manipulate his partner!) was that bad? Looking forward to more of you. Your waist! I gave you what you wanted ...Ewww. It's just a generic RPG Maker game with XP graphics and some random sprites I'm an avid follower of many backpacking blogs ('cause I backpack myself and so they are relevant) and I had a damnit i just said the same thing above. our brains totally synced up man Thank you I totally forgot For sure! Things are getting so much more real The Giants? How'd you know I was drunk? So...many...discs. ( 34? thanks! this is the first song i know in this thread! and i listened to tons of metal There was? I don't know if I want to live in a house where Jean Claude Van Damme beats me to a bloody pulp yea, that's what i meant. sorry it wasn't so obvious No Nirvana, no Foo Fighters. Wow. Our English teacher gives us candy for correcting her. idk play that game where you take a shot if you "fucked your mother while drinking this vodka and caused a baby to come out".. it'll also be interesting if he takes a shot. .... i just wanna know how u lost with the end game summary like this He can't lose in this situation, or he doesn't get sick, and sues Yum! anyways for putting him in danger of catching salmonella (and in all honesty try to get some hush money instead), or he gets sick, which in all honesty I would hope doesn't happen because raw chicken is a pretty fucked up way to get sick, and he sues the fuck out of Yum! and gets a fuck ton of money. Even if he can't sue because he didn't get sick, he can say he ate raw chicken and lived So wait, the Webcomic was right? you would let kids play with a boiler What did I just read There is a big spoiler flair in front of the title how does this have upvotes I was there a month before the 2010 eruption. I've only driven without shoes. It was that or sandals at the time. Few days ago I found 3 in about 15 minutes. The other guys in the party were like That woman holding the baby with the black shirt looks damn close to my cousin really? my healing well does that I have this problem. Im a necro and in story i usually use minions or my npc tagalongs to tank... but it dsnt work with risen your're the perfect anti-weeping angel weapon! Also, those veins you slept until 16:30 ? So you are just setting there and BAM severe nosebleed out the eyes and mouth? geah Why didn't you make the move? Why is that his job Real low profile. I like it. Dude... Imagine if they put thc in a can like that and ppl just did that... Why do you say "cereal for dinner" like it's a bad thing? wait, did you close the window before running to get your mom? what if he had climbed up into the room and hid in your closet or under the bed? "Space Walder Frey" where was this even filmed What makes it is that you were hoping he would scream like a bitch until he died! Obviously you do. If it's just one person spamming reports its not going to be effective. I don't understand why you would believe that based on just one person so i saw you in the room for like a second, but then you got beamed up. Of course they both need to stop. That still doesn't make them the same. That seemed a bit harsh Things sure escalated on day 26 Those eyes I don't know what the hell happened there, but my comment was actually upvoted. Good read, hope you got your sleep For some reason i thought Donatello would be the one taking it, not Mickey.....idk whats wrong with me He isn't British M- your fingers can be recycled but your forearm is litter i'm just as perplexed I've seen something *like* this before on /r/wtf. That first quad ...how exactly did obama cause the protests in the middle east? Isn't Colbert clearly on the side of pro-choice and pro equal marriage rights for gays, and isn't that rather far from being representative, or what have I missed? Dat rifle,i need it. so he has proper legs and not arms you would buy his shitty pants? oh wow I know, right? \\( Now that you said it, it started to poke me in the eyes so much that I went and updated the vector to fix it. I also fixed some of the hoof smoothing. Makes me wanna put out all up in you. I didn't know there were flip types for all of these combos... Because a chicken is comparable to a human Wait, really? I see that all the time Just watched... I actually read this when I was a kid... Sir, sir. Do not I REPEAT do not enter the depths of space dicks you shall be scared for life. Master Reddit has created this for the fucked up fags, you're not on of them. STAY OUT! game 3 had over 100 alone The first thing I noticed was the ridiculous gams on that redhead. Guy is jacked If his ship explodes... what happens then TIL deaf people don't like the idea of other deaf people gaining the ability to hear. So who do you play I...have never noticed this before! Wow, someone who liked 2004. That background is slightly terrifying Imagine if he sneezed. What the Hell !? back to back picks Dat Rag Walked in on your sister-in-law doing *what*, exactly Dem Eyes... At that time there a religion war between Muslim and Jew. The Muslim try to show the Jew that our belief is correct and not their. So Allah tell to Mohammad that "It is fine to destroy the Jew" and that when the war start. But im still proud of my belief :) Also I just show my mom about the video, (We at Malaysia it not block here) Well that was a huge mistake. She pray every single day of her life. She basically turn to rage, throwing stuff everywhere. She tell me that if she ever met person who create the video, she will behead him/her. Dat creepy floating hand When the kids from respective parents grew up, would they be able to bang each other? He bought it from newegg in 2007-ish? POT ? so i saw a terrible post on "reddit" and downvoted we always get these cash rx discount card and it doesnt work for our system, cuz when we bill it, it always gives me a super high copay and a ins. paid of ***minus $$$***, i called tech serv and they told me that is the amount***we have to pay them*** And this comment has been a PSA from ur friends at SlutRabies... The leash looks fake. How often are you removing your battery? Ice crystals in the air...snow? I think that may be part of my problem too. I don't want to overcompensate the brow lift and end up looking REALLY interested in everything. I just realised that I have never once killed Nazeem intentionally during any play through. Carbon always plays well... Imagine If they brought that back from mars Hitting BBB had better happen routinely, does that deck even run mana sources that don't tap for black? +1 map loading now takes longer then ever. I do alt+tab on round end, though not sure if its related. If this was an intentional change by Dice then damn.. do they even test their patches? Oh gods, I remember when I used to work in a warehouse. I actually started talking to myself after a while, and not the normal talking... the batshit insane kind of talking. Wait.... when you grow up, you don't do bathroom dances? Not offended at all, I didn't put that tag there Damn! Wanna just dive right in there. Head first. what if he's also secretly a serial killer? Do I see Winamp on the far right? What in the fuck did I just read I see plenty of useful things. I'm not sure if I understand what's going on here... well damn the sake of what Where is this? Every time my Zerg opponent see's any number of hellions they immediately put a spore at each base, without even scouting whether or not I'm making banshees which 99% of the time I'm not. I Don't understand how anyone consistently does damage with banshees anymore with how many people I see(at Diamond to low masters) metagame so hard How very "batmanish" I wouldn't know what to do with all that extra screen space if I had another monitor. I see all! Vampire Jesus ... an M Night Shamalamadingdong Joint Also, this sort of made me want to go back and play more League.. I hope you didn't mean the same iPhone for 3 years - I had a friend who bought an S3 after his iPhone 3GS complaining that iPhones are laggy... They look at me weird out here in Jersey when I try to get my free curly fries. Did you skip grades? Graduating highschool at 17? Err, you are aware you can get a new job and then quit your current one, right? Dat purple hat. Are weapons really that strong this time around? I mean majority of those are white This story gave me the chills. Guess i'm not slepping tonight Korea probably... throw in a few pirates and we have the manliest man in existence within a few generations I thought I did put up the link I know this is very brave but you can just feel how uncomfortable they all are, look at their faces Is that baby alpaca wearing an alpaca sweater? Ronde Barber 1997*. Playing since I was 11* years old Lady IN the tramp?!? Jigglypuff = Holy crap! It's like seeing a a Mcdonald's naked! The eyes on that Ghastly. How can you play with that gamma? The Well was as dark as the torch cave Why has no one commented that there's a guys face in this pic?? Squirt? Odd, I read him as saying Israel gets a free pass... Fact is Reddit seems pissy about the circumcision issue, babies dieing from Rabbinical Herpes ( Jesus, I hear you- this was practically in my backyard. Never have I dodged a bigger bullet without knowing it. do you have any hippie relatives? I had them all removed at the same time as well. OP is Wil Wheaton, the guy you are referring to as OP is Brent Spiner I still wonder how the hell you carry grass around and sit on it Cool. No pressure. Yeah, my father owns an alpaca farm and I have seen many baby alpacas, this one is not real That is beyond scary! I would've been screaming bloody murder all the way home, had it been me instead of that girl I assumed that was the focus of the post... What is everyone else looking at? Holy crap! Haha that made my day. I've had a friend yell at me and slap me with a water bottle for liking Spamano and frUK instead of Franada and Itacest Sanji's already distracted enough with Nami and Robin on the ship. If Hancock was there too I think Sanji really would die of blood loss you god among men yes! thank you so much :D... but i had an essay to write You should try hearing that in your headset while setting-up a skype convo... WTF moment right there That look on Flacco's face How? I just played the aram Someone please cut of her legs (in photoshop Where is our defense? I've played board games with one group and no matter what we play, it always turns into a roleplaying game. You would think that you couldn't roleplay with Catan, but you can(it was alot more fun with cities and knights though.) I will never have peace of mind again Damn, that's dark. What made apple think it was a good idea to make the back out of glass oh god Why would you tell your friend his talent/hobby is a waste? I know. But why... And what month is 14? I'm afraid to ask if this is real. I guess I'm in a similar situation but with both parents.. I live with my mom and I go through so much just to try not to talk to her about me and just be with her the less amount of time possible, and truely I don't even know why, it's like I feel nervous talking to her, not ashamed or anything.. and well my dad lives hours away but when he talks to me on facebook I always get mad (but don't show him) that he asks me questions that I consider "obvious" and such.. I don't know if the reason for this is the same as yours but to be perfectly honest I have no clue haha and everytime I try to change my situation with my mom she just always over-reacts so much like "WOAH you're trying to talk to me?" or "EH?!?!?!? YOU ACCEPTED TO GO EAT OUT?!?!?" that I get pissed and go back the way I normally am why have i got you tagged as "stolen placenta"? I'm basing them on first-hand, one-day-old personal experience. What in the fuck OP. /r/AskReddit actually get advertising spam? dat body throw European uppercut this room She needs to soraka cosplay my ppv feed went off..i paid for it on cablevision Looks like a " Because it's almost like they brain washed you. We have a meetup planned? Who else read all 49? Gross? Be warned, SRS are coming! I've never been to any metal gig that's been stricter than 14+ The ads on homebrewtalk are telling me to get help for alcoholism. You can see who downvoted your comic? Patricia? Last Name Wow... I'm sorry, I guess I'm not as funny as I though... ha, thats terrible, have you tried relogging? maybe that'd fix it Rock Bottom You never saw a Mexican cutting their lawn? Or colored people on the planes / while driving? Never? Seriously, there's something wrong with your parents. Who downvotes a thank you? Well wouldn't this be super nice just dont open the lol client when doing something else Because fuck my childhood... And hers I guess Haha having to fart while spooning in bed is the WORST! One time I was holding in my fart right before sleep. But I didn't really want to get up so I just hoped it would go away. I fall asleep but am quickly awakened by MY OWN goddamm fart. You shoulda seen my face, it basically looked like this realizing that rumble stays on fire after he dies That's a lot of copies 800 dollars worth of video juegos ... Good gods that's a lot of comments. wut... finally found something on this sub that made me Imagine how big you could make one person Never ever move that glass until it's dead. Oh yeah, even better point. i know who that jerret kid is You wouldn't have an ulterior motive here would you ?? every time I looked to the next slide my eyes got wider and wider Will attempt once they are collected if it's needed. (I mean 3 for 80 editorials is a rather low ratio Oh my lord...walt disney was a ladyboner Whoa. Glad you made it out alive! Oh man, looked like fun! Are alumni allowed how the hell did they expect people to know to do that Is that the same jacket? I thought it was "the sky from me". Where have I been? What kind of scoring lets that happen I teach middle school. One day some of my kids were doing a trivia quiz identifying famous people from their pictures. There was a shot of Nelson Mandela, and they couldn't figure out who it was, even with hints, so I told them his name. One of them said, "Wait, didn't he make a movie with a dolphin?" How fast were you going? how are your das legs so long I've been saying it correctly, what's wrong with you people Imagine waking up with that thing walking all over your face weird, i noticed some people acting differently with a I was thinking about it last night and i came to the conclusion that you are not fat, the fat is merely a name to throw off your enemies, no one would suspect a master alchemist to call himself fat.. and not be holy shit, pentakill olaf Wait, does that mean that I can't raise my ELO above what my medal says? I only said I wouldn't ruin it for you because most (dumb) people my age post on reddit. I'm not one of those dumb people You waited 22 weeks to start watching this? Dude: FUCK. MY. ASS...... And Silver Good lord Wait, are you serious? 20 minutes incredible. TIL I'm as stud Mine is going to be a long list, compared to everyone else... Edit: The number of people with a knife/gun on that subreddit is insane Isn't endangering the lives of you and everyone on the road something you'd want to put some effort into passing? Yeah, no prob tho, propably due to my different text communication links Wow. Reddit pervs are out in force in this thread. Agreed. It's Row Row, not Rawr Rawr Are you saying then correct inna's can roll +300 dex Checked in just now. Ended up being +1.0 lbs on the week (167.6), but that's definitely better than the +3.5 lbs I was up at one point. SEVEN?!? If you think WoW generates more hate and negative energy... i fail to see how you think the sociopath shithole that Eve Online is could project better energy than WoW Yeah, you cannot have a patent lawyer review every submission. But what I'm saying is that Apple's review policy seems to be very inconsistent. They'll reject a web browser because it allows minors to potentially access adult material (or because it would take share away from Safari?), but won't bat an eye for a ropoff game? This dude has some issues btw I never got that one, wow!! Small world If it's supposed to be in 40 days were about idk a **week away**!! Creepy as fuck ( I have never really experienced street harassment until I got to the city also. I went to a college town and I think I was catcalled once or twice my whole time there. But now that I'm in the city... They seem to go Ist? Malum? I dunno What school in Florida does this That's... rather terrifying, I suppose how did they find your car? your dmv has a coffee and donuts shop in it? Really? I've read Dorian Gray (a looong time ago) and completely missed the reference! ... but but.. why... not that I'm complaining... just... omg... people still use home row? wait, Quantic is playing in Starladder..in like 30 minutes they are playing in D2L.. just the tip? who the hell does that? How did you win that game? I thought the horn was a penis processed turkey? I...have never seen these Walk through with a Superman suit ( Meh, could be worse. I'll be 25 in 2 weeks and I'm still a virgin. Only difference is everybody knows What's in your inventory Why don't they split up the ward? HOLY. SHIT. the opening five seconds of this video just made me realize "soft drinks" are called that in opposition to "hard drinks" because they have no alcohol in them Not gonna lie first thing i saw was the oh my lord!! Members of the band have stated that Live to Rise sounds nothing like what King Animal is going to sound like. It's being produced by the same guy who produced Superunknown, so I have high hopes for this album. I really like the clip of Worse Dreams an from the album trailer (that one was creepy If I say no, then that just reinforces our opposite opinions, and therefore the theory What girl *ever* actually says that? We're all masochists my friend likes to say. We had 6k tests at 6am last friday and afterwards we all said how awesome it was and that we were glad we were up so early This is the perfect world Ima saving this for later. Wait a minute. Your gf's son isn't your son. Man, with guys like that you have to wonder if they realize how clueless they are. How's that Reading the comments is like... reading the beginning of a creepypasta/ARG I too, do the same thing. I always feel like I'm being watched. I saw the original post and i want one really bad. But looking at them on eBay for like 300 dollars doesn't seem to be worth it. I need something for carrying inside of my purse. i cant tell you how many spills I've had and for some reason the Gucci leather cleaner amplifies the smell COWBOY BEBOP That was someone else. I'm not sure they're wrong. Your arguments seem at first glance to be wild spasms of paranoia. I reread the comment at the top of this thread to see if I could get any more meaning from it, but oddly what I found is you making crazy generalizations that anarcho-primitivism = genocide, which I then put together with a comment you made elsewhere saying boastfully that you had founded an anarcho-primitivist something yourself. Only 160?! I've got 160 on one character... LOL That Chihuahua sure had some big eyes!! 5 gb in 10-15 minutes? I...don't know about that invention... Some Indian guy whipped out his junk in the bathroom in elementary school TIL there are people who wear casual clothes (instead of PJs/nothing) at home when they have no company over, that worry about their lawns, that make their beds, and that still own/use irons. Brian? I thought everybody already knew about this/very similar builds since IEM or both at the same time I swear someone makes this exact same joke video every game I see a little Nick Cage in your face You bought 32000 gems? Whoa,nice find man.What could that be?Could it be that they extend the existing dungeons in content updates and already have some assets for it in game? HAHAHA Well, I would do this, except I'm not sure I want my parents to hear me read this stuff out loud... Steam..... He had roommates?! It sounds like Romney wants to have that working atmosphere here in America. ? It's true Layla Tell me about it. It's good stuff but.. Du bist deutsch?? 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The same stupid people who might think this bike looks anything better than a pile of shit. Murders?! I told my history teacher that capitalism stalls progress and creativity, got nothing but That's what I was thinking... If there any available teams I'll join! I sent a request for the avs on the game but i see somebody that commented here already has them What breed are they? One direction sucks I have never seen my bunnies do that Ich verstehe immer "Holt mal Traubensaft" MG? I thought it was MP, Meat Playground 4:1 ratio Thanks, I might need to consider that after seeing how long the emerald gathering is taking... Uh, I've never heard that and couldn't find anything about that after searching. Please provide proof, or at least a link, before making such accusations Wha? 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Who the hell calls them joeys? Is it bad that I can think of several instantly? I can manually set the Watt number on my Microwave, I thought this was normal ### A friend and I were curious about the shows hype, we watched the first two episodes together over skype on Youtube, and we decided to continue on. Later, it was a weekly thing where we would watch episodes together on weekends, so it was something to look forward to, minus the no school thing ;d. It was only half way into season 1 where I asked him "dude, are we hooked Read this as "Coke heals all wounds". Me too. I saw that and was like Wont reach prime age 7 years away wuää dipping Does this link to your liked video playlist I'm scared to imagine what would happen if 2K had the same attitude Ok that's creepy. I haven't seen anything about this episode in years and then the night after I watch it again this pops up. I actually didn't know that about .06... That makes living in Athens pretty shitty. I live like a hour away from that bridge... Fack..he looks malnourished That is very interesting to know. Oh there's no need to worry about it guys... Remember? Romney said our #1 foe is Russia! pokeception! How exactly is it safer to play leona than sona I suppose the European Crusades actually made it into the opposing country what the... I agree Marshall might not have been the best contributor but considering how Hartline appears to be stepping up it would be nice if he wasn't our #1. Last game the Raiders secondary was hurting and it showed, would be nice to have Marshall to at least draw the double team. Also it's wierd having a white #1 receiver He looks like nocturne and chogath had a baby. Do you mean design? You're confusing manufacture with design. Almost everything is manufactured in China. Do you really think nothing is designed in China? Taste the crime? I pray to god Gostkowski doesn't have to make another high pressure kick this year i didnt go to bed, left for work at 8 as 13 Axton 30 hours no sleep The cat is demonstrating how it's going to put you in a choke hold when you go to sleep.. Big dog is BIG!! hmm, i wonder how my 2 friends with them have such cheap insurance then MEGA DESK He? Bambi is a HE? I saw the thunderous wrath and was like, " is this true ..... this is beautiful I don't know, there was a teacher at my high school that had the Cheerleading team as his background. Did Clint just troll the entire republican convention? Is Kurt... trying to get a social life... My parents live in El Paso. The situation there is actually safe in the city but rarely people go to Juarez now. I remember when I was in HS about almost 15 yrs ago (jesus...it's been that long Am I the only one who didn't know he had a son? I feel horrible for not knowing this. Holy shit that was a throw. I can't believe it's going to be real... I just did that and I'm absolutely gobsmacked... I've been wearing 34C for years and turns out I'm a 32F (UK size) and 32**G** (US size) My server was a destination server, why do I have to change my toons names Actually that's pretty accurate. It's been about seven years. A Vietnamese Mormon? I had always assumed that it was a man with a womanly voice That's my area code... It's always funny to see my coworkers' reactions when I explain the lyrics of a song to them. They're always like " Yes, of course. People with an opinion are always responsible for the biggotry of others against themselves... you wouldnt mean huffman tx by any chance you guys should use google hang out for this... it can be a play date Thank you Wait, this isn't normal? I had a vasectomy and my scrotum looked like this also. All purple and blue that is...Dr told me that was normal tho. Um...Okay? ### About 12 hours.... omfg didnt know this ! They're making the holodeck from star trek I actually never heard of that before how does they wash their hands after they are done? that's just plain mean. my mom did something like this also, years ago. she was talking to her friends about how i started having sex with my boyfriend and was concerned about pregnancy and STD's etc. (he was also much older than me and she didn't approve of the age difference, though she was ok with the sex.. how is the term masculine in any way offensive? So why half ass something? Well shit Boat shoes and socks You know what's funny? I am supposedly depression free Wow... didn't even realize :O Guess Gangnam style did the trick Thank you. You just blew my mind. I'm gonna have to think about this I was about to post a question on how people pick the Nyx lipsticks! there's just soooooo many colors And a cold winter it will be. Not exited Those are some outrageously thick, sausage-like fingers. That is true. Well I just don't really agree with Biel If my stick ever turns people, I'll probably shit myself down to my goal weight looks like a generic baleen whale I want those fMRI scans to compare to my own Waste canvas sounds like a great way to do it. I'm going to cross stitch on EVERYTHING I'm Australian, and i hate Australian dota players.. Always complaining and heavy on the mic. I beat a lot of the GT-R's in my Impreza TC...it has incredible launch control no idea!! i dont watch streams The commercial came on as I read this I'm going to stick with: Oh my, what birth control are you on, if you don't mind me asking? I've pretty much been on some sort of birth control for the last 10 years, (pill or patch) but I know no hormonal birth control is 100%, so that monthly arrival is very much appreciated, in an odd way. :) I can't imagine having to do a pregnancy test every now and then just to be sure! I think my boyfriend would die of constant worry. That's really good handwriting for a 4th grader Wait a minute... I don't even know Or just a rapist You needed a pass to walk around school The bottom guy's feet are upside down I think it's a good time to invest on some telescope That is terrifying... I thought I was the only one! It's beautiful the day i realized the strange key on my dads key ring was in fact a nifty roach clip. Cut it out. You seriously sound like bitter immature moron with an inferiority complex. Holy goddamn shit 27/145 now Also, you ain't leavin class without permission though. I was about to say... hey I just had one of those yesterday... OR..2 bowls Yeah I thought that was obvious That awkward moment when you realize you always assumed people were just inherently gross-looking until the 20th century or so. That didn't take very long... I still don't see it I have three now! It can be awkward while we're doing it mostly because they're face can be all like. TIL it's okay to generalize about Albertans, and a crime against humanity to generalize about natives. I really need to learn this, just played bot against a Varus and couldn't see a single shot coming at me By the divines... On occasion I have to take dogs' temps at my work when they get ill and have lethargy. It's an incredibly awkward situation for the both of us. Your toes...they're so pretty Wow there is so many of them who actually does this That is quite.... And it's an extended version?! I love you. The real question is.....who took that picture for him. I would be worried if i were you.... I knew about that, but in this context it seemed like they were charging members a "tax" to put in the guild bank -the fuck? I went shopping today. One package of almond flour, 15 dollars you look.. soft My mind was blown when they disclosed his origins.. post about how short the shorts got now I look in the comments and see textbooks you're the second person to say that They do too Of course! How could I have missed that? What does one have to do to find a girl like you in a later life? Well to be fair Millar kinda maybe hinted at that (Pietro/Wanda). What came out of nowhere was Wasp suddenly not Asian Do you have zero mf or something? I want to seeeeeeeeeeee (( Kinda like he is Finn and PB's son TIL it's a song I've seen him downtown Edmonton middle of the day a few times...people are just like Good point, I guess it just makes me wonder what I've been tagged as Less than 24 hours to go Literally just read that story Zombie? What about zombies now? Is the military hiding zombies? Wait.. me too.... I... I don't get it? At first i thought he was happy because your grandma died He talks like Dexter I miss read that as 1000th and was like wait...wwhhhaaatt? I feel so unaware of everything... So many things going on in this chapter! Oh dear god, that watermelon move. It has happened before. Did anyone else see this: ... Looks like I found my dogs long lost cousin. i don't even know how to feel about this ...And I should have the link to it around here somewhere From what I've read, she already did I see we have more than one twitchy around here.. The title can be very misleading Omg the sky and shadows Bloomfield on stock Intel coolers For that one you could have made a face like " Teachers in america don't get paid during the holiday season? "Have both my boys" Oh no.....it's supposed to be a secret because it may not happen EHRMAHGERD I would've slaughtered other kids for that He has to be legit, his name is G_ OMG did you saw Niffe? Nothing sexier than surgery scars on the underside of a breast... Huh. I didn't get any smokey air. My wife was doing some genealogy research a few years ago. Turns out we are 7th cousins. We share a common ancestor who lived back in the late 1700s. So my mother in law is my 6th cousin. And my kids... my kids are my cousins too. You literally make me never want to eat out another girl as long as I live. Damn. Stay just like that...I'm omw. o_o........O_O.........O_0........o_0.......O_0..........O_o ............ Not a problem! The temperatures and FPS actually improved later yesterday for whatever reason! "kidnappa folk och begrava ner dem i jorden" 8 cores? OH GOD! I just realized the thing behind him was a mirror after watching the video for the second time $1 promotion notwithstanding, the post OP linked is two months old... Oh my goodness I didn't realize I had so many down votes it really is just power tool sounds, case closed They spoke Spanish in Brooklyn and thought no one would understand? My thoughts are 'why do you come with your own built-in peep hole?' i cant think of anything to ask Family reunions will be a bit weird When I was getting an IUD put in (birth control), the doctor got out the instruction pamphlet and said, "it's not that I haven't done this before, it has just been awhile!" Where's the picture of the rats fed the non-GMO diet that got cancer? You know, for comparison. Ugh how? It's such a cluster fuck It wasn't BJ The code word... Wait, wat? How can you simultaneously be cute and have an ugly face? Dat nail polish But Oprah lost all that weight again, didn't she? Is it just me or do a lot of gamers have financial issues AP Teemo does sooo much damage, wow. I can't call targets alone Oh god now my head feels like somethings moving in my head That is too much power for one man And in actuality, I was. You... Sis, you speak Korean? Clearly she's never been in America. Showing United for me It's lovin time Can't tell if intentional or not... I don't fucking get it how all of these guys actually don't see that there is a mute button top right of the launcher Because Roy will never be ROY again smh (this coming from one of his biggest fans) kirilenko as your starting 4 creates no excitement in reality and as it has been constantly stated love is not center material who guards guys like Dwight, Bynum, and duncan? Kirilenko? It's in the first comment I made in this thread. How can you miss it tum ne hindi kahan se seekhi It's most likely the latter and it's most likely the only language they are fluent in. Haha thanks for that! Makes sense as they do seem to poop out a lot of bones As a muslim (4real), I am so confused. So damn confused! Collins hill high school I must have missed some memo... Equating the two isn't justified in any way Yeesh!!! That's a lot of power consumption for an idle GPU Holy shit... I just got done watching that episode; you're completely right! Yes this is the worst thing about check ups. Idk if this is the same for you because all offices are different but I found making my appointment at 9 or 10 I got in way faster then making it at 11 or 12. I'm not sure why? Maybe it would, or maybe the booking department is just jacked The sauces are carbohydrate-free? They don't use sugar in their barbeque sauces? Why did I watch that for like 2 straight minutes Why does the text side scroll? Drivers ed, there is a certain old video we had no watch... notevenonce No... No, you are correct wasn't a wikipedia. and ( What did I just watch orly! I fell asleep watching Game of Thrones on my DVR in the living room. When I woke up I'm on my bed. I live alone. I was like "They are just 'forever alone types'" until I got to the rape-y part. Then I was all 5-6in AROUND? Wait...what? I haven't even added myself to contacts .. You are fucking gorgeous. I can't tell which is stronger: the amount I am jealous of you or the amount I want to make sexy times with you. Not to creep out a red-stater or anything but I would do anything along the spectrum of being your complete slave and plowing you till you bled. Drove past the BSP bank in Samabula. Was wondering what was up with the police and people crowding around. Then I drove to Toorak, in Brewster St, past a parked van that had like 5 CSI police guys dusting for prints. Didn't know the two were connected till I found out in the arvo about the robbery 26 tours Maybe really big bruise is a fancy name for hematoma. does anyone else see all the horrible faces in the smoke?? There are a few easter eggs I'm curious to hear peoples reactions about. .....fuck i...is this for real? Are you seriously offended by someone touching your pec without asking? Holy shit! If I didn't know he was disabled before watching the stream, I wouldn't have known from the playing... Moving there in a few weeks The hands...the hands.... ** No, and no, but... I do spend a lot of time at Cornell... No, it ends HERE! Maybe you *are* those people So hot!!! That's a freaking huge cock Random but only just noticed Reddit has "Pirate Speak" on everything The... The whole thing? So... Many... Bonds! went to r/funny at a [7]. Saw menu from local pub that is a 30 second walk down the street Baloney nips? I'll gladly help you with those pics. I'm just saying...I'm here to help. No entendi I was just wondering the same thing So did mine... they USED to say it a lot... Sometimes, when I'm alone in my room, I still hear them bitching from beneath the floor boards... then I remember what happened the last time they said it looks like we were chilling in front of justeens. Your first sentence confuses me. Also, does your third sentence mean that your mom was a terrible person, or that your step dad was once married to a terrible person? . . . I'd be afraid if I ever had someone flash me in an elevator. . . There's no escape. . . So what, you'd kill yourself? how on earth would that work well that escalated quickly... Haha, thanks!! I had to get it in as a cameo for a friend of mine. I've had that cup since I was 10 years old, so it's almost 21 years old now. The amount of weed and booze I could've bought for myself in college if I had this much money to blow in a year does your boyfriend have a hamburger tattooed on his forearm? It took me 15 minutes to download that But what about the nose? No wonder you're having problems catching the little guy. I dunno I think stubbing your toe (especially your pinky toe) hurts way worse Wait, isn't a clutch pretty necessary to shift gears? She may have seen your computer screen left open to r/nosleep, read a couple of stories and now is scarred for life. Hm, I meant that as a lighthearted joke but the more I think about it, the more it could be a possibility I've read every comment about fabric softener.... I have no life TIL sticktoitiveness is a word When that happened all I could think was "THEY CAN'T KILL THE MAIN CHARACTER....HAHA Very Funny!"............Cuts to Grave Scene with Son.... Maybe I should cook for my dates more often holy shit Why exactly was I downvoted for this? Why didn't he just use the umbrella to protect themselves from the splash instead of dropping it... ? I'm about the same height! I'm creeped out that you're creeped out by anal Plot Twist: IT'S BEEN ON TEH WIFI'S THE WHOLE TIME. Holy crap :( now im REALLY scared Jesus The stencil design doesn't look square with the table top You're welcome, good luck with your videos and maybe see you in the chat! (i'm always in there Thanks! I'm interested too... Are you me? I do now. Oh yeah, that too. So get an XBOX controller It was on a post in r/feminism - from a woman There's an update for the game I went to a school in Florida with a guy named Alex King Maybe we all went to the same high school Its messy and random...but I like it. People keep saying Chu is some sort of Meepo legend.. Does he have any videos? Are they any good as Meepwns 1v5? So helpful, it's so hard to be Soraka when your Ez arcane shifts into the middle of the enemy team Dem reflexes I can't believe I didn't see it as a kangaroo. I feel like an idiot What did you think this was? F'n don't care. Especially with breasts/bod like that. Bring it on. I don't get it. Is this one of those things where there's a nipple or black guy hidden somewhere/ You can make handwriting into a font Elijah Wood I was hoping to link you to something on Amazon, it may be worth looking up on Amazon: Anime Legends which does great boxsets. However I believe the pricing must be F'd for it at the moment as Code Geass season 1 is...£149.99. WHAT?! O_o.... Episode 4 of...season 1? You sure? Well that's interesting. oh. my. god. This is the part where owner becomes pet and pet becomes owner. Are we the same person what the fuck I find it strange how he has this ready to post right as Jeb posts the snapshot OMG I'd say actually no. If OP has it in his bedroom, he's not trying to make people think it's a bomb. Obviously it LOOKS like a bomb, but OP isn't stashing around town. Or IS he?!?! My town's movie theatre did an AMA and if I try to walk around to get away from her (it TICKLES) she follows me, and keeps licking don't care about the shaper, I wanna know who that artist is Damn you're right that only took around 30 seconds Lordy lord, I live about 20 minutes from pacific fair and I really can't imagine this happening That has to be fake This guy is fooling us all! Goes to apple store...hey man can you take a picture of me? Makes new account and posts it saying he found the fox man. Rinse and repeat I want to click, but I'm on campus Can I get your desktop background Ahh, cool. That piece of info will certainly make re-reading LOTR interesting That does not sound healthy Agreed. I used to be like "I don't get the point" but then I started painting my nails and I had like...maybe 3 colors...and I was like "But I don't want to paint my nails any of these colors" so I bought a lot and it was fun and then I just kept buying nail polish You're doing a thesis in one semester? I've been working on mine for a year. How did that even happen That must be so fucking surreal how did she NOT know she was pregnant? Are you me? Exact same addon setup huh ?? In the additional edit you posted, I would like to know where you go the hot tub from That my bathroom is haunted in the built in the 1850's Baltimore house we live in. It used to be the under the stairs closet, you know some shit went down in the under the stairs closet. I work in a den of hens... First i was like -_- then I usually sit on the same side with my fiance but that's because I like cuddling up to him. Nothing sexual I'm sorry, I seem full of questions today. Why do they eat their babies? well with a name like that, you can get anything you want from me That was my first thought What if you forget.... your bag? Maybe he's the cheating ex! So your problem with these particular boardgames is...the board? (( Cool picture but what's with the username? Pictures? Videos? Something beyond just your words, because that's not doing wonders for your case here. Are you just trolling us now? They might actually come hand-in-hand Exactly. Nowadays, you always have to account for someone filming. Need help moving a furniture, takes 3 people. 2 to lift and 1 to film the hilarity that will ensue when mayhem occurs. Fallen into a subway track: 2 people, at least one willing to jump down and save the person and one to sit back and wait for the umm, Hmm, now that I think about it, I can't even remember which I chose He's probably on r/trees himself. Why is it that 90% of the champs in this sub-reddit are support? >Also, it's almost impossible for a vibrator to get me off... It's like a bag of angry bees pressed up against my junk. What if he told you....that wasn't his dog. Ands why I'd like a bomb in my body, linked to my nerve system. To blow up fuckers like him with me wow holy shit i just checked my steam too and it sure as hell did! wow thats awesome! Wow, I saw this on horrible histories today. Weird I'm more surprised that BGR wrote something negative about Apple. NSFW label? I mean, I am going to have nightmares Holy shit why did you marry her. No, really. I might get shit for this but picking "the one" person for the rest of your life includes for sex. Was she like this before you married her? Did you really think you could be happy for the rest of your life with a dead fish? Terrible sex or lack of sex is only ok when both parties don't care about it. I lied to myself about what I needed sexually in order to be happy in the past and it's done nothing but give me failed relationships. You deserve to have a good sex life if you want one, there are plenty of women out there who don't lay there like a corpse or critique your performance Hah! Yeah, definitely meant From. Binding of Isaac. It is a hella addicting game TIL - vanilla coke has been discontinued in other countries Oh fuck Obviously not for every project but God forbid it exist! Not me, but I was drunk as a boulder and took this babelicious ginger home with me. In retrospect, he was probably just making sure I got home safe, but we went up to my room and I was drunkenly pawing him and he said to get in bed and wait for him, he had to go to the bathroom. I climb up into my bed and roll around, thrilled to bits about all the wiener-touching I'm about to do, and I wait for him. And wait. I get up and check the bathroom. Empty. I go outside--maybe he's peeing in the woods. I was so drunk I had no concept of time, but I think he'd been gone for 10-15 minutes. So I, a normally lazy person, did what any drunk, hyper person would do, and I ran to his apartment. I don't know where he ended up going, but he wasn't there. His roommate just Yeah, I had managed to confuse myself because I was planning on buying tickets to game 2 and 3 since we have no idea if we'll win the division or not. When I looked at the page I had a I actually didn't think this was them at first because they look so different. i meant as a designer Yo dawg... It's not demeaning if oral and anal are also pleasurable for the woman even through hard times i can almost always find a reason to smile! :) hope i'm not building it up and end up snapping someday... That is awesome, but slightly horrifying at the same time floating nearly 2k each at the 15 min mark? I guess this is the problem! It's only ever been one night stands and we've never really had time to build anything on the romance side of things. She said it was "just a bit of fun" to me when it first happened but then I heard from a friend of hers that she said "(I) would make good relationship material." Miiiiindfuck! No no no it makes you look like a lumpy snack cake. I'm sure under all those layers you have a wonderful figure. Wear jeans with the existing outfit. Tid bit of the hour, when I met my mother in law she was wearing a moo moo. She still wears the same one the size of its penis is really lost in the sprites So this will be pretty awkward if the Republicans win I'm not What if I re-iterated that while i don't believe my skill lvl to be above 1400, having 3 rage-ers/leavers in a row even when i am desperately trying to be as nice as possible and hold my team together and losing 50 elo for no reason again today really makes me think elo hell and takes all the fun away from ranked. I would say half my wins are because i had a good team and we worked well together and outplayed the other team and half of them are because the other team just had a rage-er. for my losses, evrybody has a bad game every now and then but they mostly seem to be because i have an uncooperative teamate etc. then again i have a friend at 1576 and he says that its the same shit still, maybe all of ranked is elo hell This just gets better and better You... avoid... sex? Holy fuck, what a creeper. after like 5 minutes of using it, my clit goes numb I smoked the rest of it.....I'm pretty high actually....umm il describe it , VERY compact . Like my last .5 I scaled it out and looked at it and I was like So true, so true. Everyone always thought we were lucky in school. So many guys to choose from, they said. hot damn, 18 Yes whenever I have my Steelix as the first pokemon in my team it always kinda freaks me out to watch it following me around ................ My cognitively disabled aunt has this shirt. ...and they had a daughter together. The Doctor and the Doctor's Daughter had a Doctor's Daughter. the bed...... Nobody in that picture looks angry Holy run-on sentence, Batman! Stay away from that Wiki!!! You'll look at one article...then another...and another...and another... It's life consuming. I'm apparently 7-0 with Nunu in ranked I've played 2+ hours on veteran, still nothing like that so when the game is over... that means.... which is already in the plot, so... Apparently someone can fly if they are able to get a pic like this It's a fucking face... So amazing Woman here are fighting to "go topless." Sounds creepy as f.ck Holy shit you're right!! .. trashcans aren't that expensive The longer I stare at it, the more I expect the eyes to move. I was at work cleaning the men's bathroom and suddenly a man walks in. I said sorry and was going to excuse myself but the guy said, "Oh it's ok carry on." and proceeds to take a piss. Needless to say I gtfo. Err... why didn't you bake it on a stone? Neither are ashtrays I know I'm like a day late, and probably the umpteenth person to say this but: Holy shit, Chris Hardwick is on reddit. Am I missing it, or does this repo not come with build files for the engine? kano is in it? kano and disney? sorry, closest ports first, work out to the furthest. I've been thinking about stuff backwards all day I wish, but 1) I dunno if I could get my dad to figure out Skype, plus the internet tends to be pretty slow at my parents' house, and 2) for some reason Jeopardy is on at 4PM and 7PM there and 3:30PM and 6:30PM here. I didn't move to another time zone wow... that's just stupid... the tires are huge too in the beginning he leans back going down and leans forward going up oh jeez, i think you just melted my brain... i am so glad (i assume) you've moved on... I just died from THUG cuteness...cute thugness? Oh... my god. Sweet Jesus My history books claim that railways in the late 1800s America used to advertise buffalo hunting from "the safety of one's own carriage" in response to drive up passenger sales and quell the buffalo problem in the boonies. Around level 24, I'm currently wearing 2 complete sets of 4 items each The internets never forget. I sometimes dream I'm shopping in a supermarket and I have enough money to buy whatever I want but it's a big supermarket and they do not have what I want in stock. It's not always a supermarket, sometimes it's a mall. Once it was library. SLENDERMAN Who said that *sugar* should not be legal? Is this legit? keep repeating "Move your big toe." it worked for Black Mamba in Kill Bill....does that mean you will become an assassin when you recover? What the hell have they done to Soraka's face? Yes, but I prefer almond butter Oh hey As a german i was taught not to talk about "good" and "bad" genes based on national heritage No! I'm weird, I promise!! \ I see overly attached girlfriend in the back Of course it's not. Maybe they are We've come so far. Ex-mormon eh? You're probably smart *and* good looking. You single? ^What this guy said Turn up the Drugs - Far East Movement.... WHERE?! lol You should have seen me yesterday...I woke up late and no chance to shower or guzzle coffee or even brush my teeth...yuk...The only "dashing" was everyone else dashing away when I came by pretty sure skrappy is still alive wait I don't remember this side quest, where did you get it from ? Why would a girl make a lego vagina??? Not my Story this happened to my friends classmate, so this kid was playing with powered acid I'm not sure which acid i just know it was Strong acid, so this kid get it all over his hands and my buddy tell him to quit being a tool and wipe it off this kid instead decides to WASH HIS HANDS He's not dead... I missed Flaherty as well....but did get Pearce I looked into buying the Furminator and read reviews and bought it off Newegg for $20! I can't believe it's normally $60... LOCO BEST COMMENTATOR EVER i dont get why they change the camera angle for some shots, what for? for a second i thought she was missing her left hand This is... creepy as all hell. You can see the figure quality is WAAAAY worst... if you didnt understand its a bootleg what that guy have is an original that cost like 60/$70 btw the teeth of the you showed is freaking pink The country has several borders that do not touch the land of other countries... My goodness. They look *vaguely* similar What the fuck? The enderdragon is amazing ...TIL...( I'm reading these comments talking about "Humans think that...blah blah blah" like the comments were written by aliens. the fuck "... was the ambassador sodomized or not?" OMG He looks like slenderman David Foster Wallace had a great angle on this, part of his now famous commencement speech at Kenyon College. That said, he ended up killing himself. Being Korean, it's super fun to listen to what she has to say all the time. Given, it might make Korean parents question if Adventure Time is really a kid's show Ever since that one Tobi fact thread posted here awhile ago people have been throwing that video around like crazy... C( Apparently not on working links He's not your son, pops. What the... I haven't seen or heard anything about Super Troopers pretty much since I saw it, probably 5 years ago. Today I was listening to the Adam Carolla podcast and he has Jay Chandrasekhar on. They were talking about it and I think to myself "oh yeah, that was a pretty funny movie." In the evening I go on reddit and pretty much the first thing I read is a thread referencing the movie I just choked on my tea Does that have a threaded barrel? how much was that? You reply really late to me My eyes when I saw this picture: Full frames! Posture! ...Please bring the longer hair back I've never launched it from anything other than the Library Seeing Zedd live tonight dafuq did I just see is this going to become a thing..? should i bring a vape on a plan and smoke at like, 5 4:20s Like...Indian food? Or just...Indian That thing needs a haircut I've been working out for 15 years and am very proud of what I've accomplished in that time. You can't find a shirtless pic of me on facebook to save your life. I'm not going to say I don't care what others think because I do but I take much more satisfaction in seeing the i didn't think about that i was thinking it had something to do with the 20th of September I know I just saw this on DailyPlanet this morning Omg this comment made my brain collapse.. What is life Wow, great idea, sorry it was so costly and difficult. What if the balloons were tethered and planted to intercept the chemtrail, granted there can't many places to buy 80,000 feet of cable/rope The non center part has kind of a ramen noodle look to it The first made was very cute, final panel made me laugh although I am unsure of how well tenzin would be able to protect himself against Toph i know i knowwwww i just froze. hmm. I don't think mine had to be approved by the public hive becuase it is a private server. Gods i hope i dont have to wait 3 days I had these slippers once... tumour? this at a [9] The one to the left is the new one right? amazing Why the heck are your confirmation buttons on the left side of the of the window? Couldn't that make DK Dixie's father then? Wut? Whaaaat? You mean you guys across the pond started the replacement of S's with Z's and silly shit like that? When my daughter was 2 she yelled out from the back seat, "Stupid people!" when I honked at someone. I'm like.. oh no.. what else has she picked up on? I was going to enter but I can't top that im not sure also, how has okcupid been working out for you? SO PRETTY I won a Mary Kay makeover thing.... I never entered the contest. What movies are you watching? Pretty sure it's 12 in the Vatican too i like llamas Omg it is. I couldn't believe... I was sitting there debating between the two colors and I realized that if I added them both it brought my total up to $53 - which meant I was getting the blue dress for about $3! I was like, DONE Tough decision, I'm not sure which one I'll buy yet either i've been watching too much crime shows... all i can think about it how easy it would be to dispose of a body with this Girls get friendzoned too?! Sorry, I just figured they'd leave an extra digit for 100k is he old or are we young?! Did he edit his link or..? All I did was click his link. I don't know how it's possible to get the extra slash. You know what's really cool about facebook? You can delete EVERYBODY YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT! O_O_O_ man, I wish I could bend my back that far backwards while doing the splits and swimming So.. the worst part of getting hit by a mortar or RPG isn't the dying, it's that you won't get your care package? Me too! I had it when I was young, then it went away, THEN IT CAME BACK I'm too scared to go to the bathroom Mentos for me. I can't get enough mentos Looks nice, I remember the first trailer almost a year ago Glad to see death's head still in the game.. i find myself liking sleepwalker more and more though thought someone did a PSA and said theyre on sale still or something no idea... What's with the ex-dodger army in the Reds? o_* ^ Imagine a 9000 man mega fleet op Pokémon money. am i the only one here that figured it out the second i got into water for the first time I dont get this because i am obese and not attractive. Then i got a girlfriend who is into fat, along with all her friends That... was unexpected. holy fuck. I'm watching Prison Break, and just as I read the title to this post, Scofield says "heeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty" Jazz breakdown at 7 minutes. Are we the same person? The realism breaks the immersion for you? Dude, the funniest thing just happened. I clicked on your link to watch Gangnam Style, and an ad for MoP came on. It's like YouTube knows the servers are down. My baby sis got a furby today . SAVED That's amazing... I thought it was just recycled on the land. Looks: Seeing a chiropractor is hippie alternative medicine? awesome Was hanging out with a friend's friend. Got really drunk and one thing led to another. He offered me a cold bottle of water when we got to his place and I drank some and set it on the nightstand. Whilst getting down hot and heavy he grabs it and dumps it all over me. It's freezing cold so I jump off and wrap myself in covers like WTF went through your head to think that was ok?! next morning he doesn't remember and says "I think she's a squirter, my bed was so wet!" ... You almost sound like a friend of mine. You wouldn't happen to have acquired a very claw-happy black cat while you stayed in WA, would you? ...Stalker much? Taking credit? They are supporting the movement. She's dressed like Betty Rubble? Imagine the upvote/downvote blackhole it'd create if they kept replying to each other in a single thread Where the hell do you people keep getting these things? theres a TUTORIAL ... Can't tell if this is the drunk's vehicle or yours I was going to say, that is a super dangerous gift for a second grader When did they say they would qualify through live event? **tch** My eyes! 10 levels on Lion's Arch? you didnt notice parts of your mouth were decaying?? That doesn't look like the best way to get to Belgium Not sure if username is relevant or not? 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Couldnt see it I think I'm going blind ....can you see the matrix? I know. If it wasn't for this one example of him doing the opposite of what he said previously, he'd be a good guy. It was the funniest thing ever. Especially her going off because certain people were sending her friend request and that they had tattoos and it was hard to tell what she'd say to them. Old fashion people, got to love them. Yes that's certainly enough time to experience the long term reliability of the system.... people lie on internet?! ...there's a spoiler tag But that means you'd have like the body of a ten year old but the dick of an eighty year old man. It could go so wrong You don't mean I think the Goblin King was my first crush I will now...... hi, how did u get it for the 75%, i tried to buy it but the subtotal keeps coming up as 9.99 That's exactly how it goes, just through a different part of the body I was considering doing that earlier, but I can't bring myself to set (virtual) foot in that place... Dude.what if this was actually a repost ...My brain... This post was too long, so i jumped to a random line,: "threw away all my close, dripping with feces." How did you accidentally take your friends? also for what system? omg, you scared me. My cat is named Koshka (close enough) and I was amazingly confused - thought one of my family members decided to get rid of her without telling me. She is young so According to Nova the sound emanates from several km underground... Where? Her new model bananas looks awesome metal bananas though Well at least he didn't do that on exam day. Deja vu: Engineering tests. my girlfriend is sharing my account, and her thief is now higher level than my main one of you would have to sit up front! Jokes on you its actually slender Some one edited that. Good thing pikachu and bulbasaur can't actually breed...I hope I don't understand why we're praising this. A what? Oh. My. God... No. But that's my cousin's name That's so awesome This happened to me too, except I couldnt load my world at all. When I opened it in McEdit, I found 25,000 creepers spawned a few hundred blocks away somehow Problem with ponies? Archon of the Triumvirate token then swing with wayfaring temple to make more I wasn't even a part of this subreddit until about 100 days ago. And you haven't fapped for 200 days. so jews were making 'women in kitchen' jokess before they were cool? Holy shit they're hipsters! You mean like when you're waiting cause teams get ddos-ed, and you want them to penalize the teams for getting ddos'd? Yeah, it is.. I really only use it when I have loads to clean up - and it comes in sooo useful then. Like water marbling 30 minutes? Detailed wiki page...covers the major vestigial organs and such pretty well. I didn't know about the ear thing until now I look at those last three about obesity, I'm like There is no esacaping my love.... bwhahahhahaa Wait... That's not what it said? Mmm...Dad? WHOA, so that was Lana Lang in the book then? When they referred to her as Lang in the book, I just thought she shared the same name. What happened Why didn't you save me? Are there any places to post these? I laddered against a maphacker, he was diamond or high plat and was floating 3k minerals at 11 minutes god DAMMIT i was about to say exactly this. no more original thoughts exist in the world Oh god in the small preview picture I thought that was the back of your leg (instead of the front + your arm) so I thought your bones just pierced through your leg, backward That's pretty great! But holy crap, hope you're okay! My entire computer's hard drive is about 40 gb. 30x my computer in porn ...I remember seeing a full-size Chucky doll in somebody's back seat before... As someone who hasn't had soda in maybe 9 months... Holy shit, that's a lot of soda. alright, im heading to the skatepark (first time ever Did...did you write that on a pizza box? I wrote a radio commercial for my Dad's store. It was a sort of "my favourite things" song listing all of the weird and different products that we sell at the store. We got calls from people saying that they almost drove into the ditch laughing ( Not exactly the same but I get a lot of girls (and one guy which is weirder) touching my hair (I have quite long curly hair) it quite honestly weird, I mean I would get weird looks if I went up to girls and stroked them. it is? I'm pretty shocked and appalled too. I think he believes drawing perfect circles is a useless skill. Lol Guess I'm not using my "stems and all" juicer anymore 6'7"? Damn, you're high I actually had a lot of fun 33 > Well, I live on the East Coast, but I guess my school is showing a west coast feed... This sucks. I guess Toonami is gonna be 3AM - 9AM for me. Why do you cover your mouth when laughing Damn, sad to say I know someone almost as psycho as that girl. Only her obsession was Supernatural. She seriously thought that stuff from that t.v. show was real, plus knew everything there was to know about the stars of the show. The crazy bitch even made a devil's trap from the show underneath a rug so she could tell if someone was possessed by a demon. this is awesome The last pic was not a good pussy shot? Well, it appears to be a subreddit for turtles sounds intense Well, why can't you go to a doctor when you're 18? How are you people at level 50 already? Imagine if they had potion poisoning in this game get around to what? I never thought of that this hamster scares me....the EYES! Insomniac olympics piano part How do you ignore people anyway Looks at username cow? Sounds like he might become president. He also sold his boots for a Phantom Dancer at the end. I though people only did that below 700 Elo. Geeze lay off the drugs Teacher here - in my first year teaching, I bootstrapped myself into the gig at a very expensive private school in Silicon Valley. They neglected to tell me that some of my very small cohort of middle schoolers were kids with behavior issues. One of them was close to sociopathic - a bully, had no empathy for anyone, a frighteningly cold dead look behind his eyes. He would do horrible shit to the other children and when we confronted him, in the presence of his mother, with incontrovertible evidence of his mayhem, she took his side and said she was sure it was because he hadn't had enough sleep. *This woman was a PhD psychotherapist.* I fully expect to read about her son some day soon as a new Patrick Bateman...... I don't understand how can you like people which don't like you I know it's not exactly what he's looking for but I just bought FTL like 3 days ago and already have 39 hours played I drive in the HOV lane . . . ALONE. Dude here, sad to say I had this situation. I was getting a blowjob from a girl several years ago, and she suddenly tries to pull it back and I'm like Wow! Ok... Misread "Jazz" Sounds like a cult. Holy crap Massa Darkmoon Seance Ring and Tranquil Walk of Peace aren't treasure? Wow. Did the post you commented on change? I don't see anything about her having another kid, or a two week vacation from her kid... Mother of god happened many times to me - apparently the euro is very stable Agreed. There was a playground across the street from this graveyard that clearly used to be a graveyard also. They just pushed the gravestones up against the walls of the yard to make room for the play equipment. its well ventilated so you can keep your pets inside of it. Did you read what he wrote? He said exactly that Wow, you must live in short-ville My group is quite the opposite. We did every single side quest, and now we're 6 levels above the main story quest... Nope, not yet. I mean it says 6 to 30 business days... They have one more week to be in time ;-) I'm still amazed at how quickly my box arrived Vendor prices in gw1 adjusted for inflation? Oh god. Rabbits are better than both, they are so elite no one had to compare. Redditor for 4 months Holy shit, BlinG Yeah, I moved into a place by myself too, never really considered that I'd get lonely, was so used to wishing I *was* alone Ohhhh! Famous person - I thought it was some popular racist post or something. My eyebrow did raise! Since when did they stop making Macs with ethernot ports? wow... I had no idea Amumu, Galio, Fiddle, Nunu, Kennen. with Taz and Booker T on commentary his is the exact thing that happned to me yesterday The dry-as-hell conditions also pushed wheat harvest up a couple weeks. In central Kansas we normally start cutting ~18th of June. This year in the worst areas some guys had started cutting the last couple days of May me too. I wonder why you are being down voted for that Holy...shit...what...I am...completely...stunned. Anyone else find the people who do this to be pathetic? There are actually people out here who do this See I try to do this but my best role is mid and people always assume I'm a noob because I play mid Elissa Steamer? O_O Thats some weird ass shit Yeah, it's pretty creepy and I'm usually shaky for a few days after it happens, because it's not really something I can talk about with friends/family. I did mention it a few times during my grandmother's funeral and got the Mine had a snipping done, still have their physical balls. who likes warm vodka? *Wow.* OH MY GOSH Er... yes. Believe it or not. But, that would suggest you've...logged out. But it actually doesn't work to force someone to learn a language That's so weird Purple links. Purple links everywhere Why is everybody saying I got downvoted? As one of my CS profs would say... it's created/maintained by some crazy people known as software engineers who don't care if their code is correct in all situations. Think about airplanes... you think that shit is well tested? now ur scared creepy Number one reason why saving in Black and White is so annoying now... Never any chairs What the hell is with the belly face Ah, well, that was interesting, but I don't think I'm going to do anymore at this point it's an Oreo within an Oreo Way I see it, the game's a hobby. Just like any other hobby (e.g. playing instruments, sports, collecting stuff), there's usually a goal of improving/getting more. I play the piano. I have fun and feel a sense of satisfaction when I nail a song that I've been practicing a lot. Similarly for LoL, I definitely have fun when I play better. I think what I'm trying to say is that improving and having fun shouldn't be mutually exclusive? Plus it's such a huge time dump why NOT get better? Vitor's hands are how he wins almost all of his fights. If his hand truly was broken, there's no denying it made a huge impact on the fight. Not to mention trying to grab things and grapple with a broken hand I hate when people dump dogs infront my house they give you more pet expense i would want to... if i saw one of those on either side :o does that mean I'm actually not like...really ugly? but the text thing says snare Evangelion was great due to the fact that it made me think and that it was very unique. Just an odd anime is all. They don't hold back. Seriously, is this real? holy crap. good point Lol, no. Its just my variant of the Oh god..... what have I done Wow. ( How did you do that? According to imdb there's 3 seasons out There's a spy? Holy shit that looks like a little over an eigth I just watched it on Yourube...oh my say, when did they switch Bugs' voice and look? I don't think I''ve every seen a n early Bugs Bunny cartoon. Also, WHOAH! Woody Woodpecker-esque laughter i didn't even realize he said conch until the second time i watched. i was like And now its gone Thanks for your assurance I guess...? Not sure what needed assuring... Anybody else notice the hand shaped bruise around her arm? So pretty! My favorite color is red! Why were you called "bland" last time? There were purple links there. How were there purple links? How did I never return wow, I didn't realize it followed the golden ratio so well What the The guild pack will bring mythic rares? Damn man. I just recently destroyed my ankle skating and am crippled for awhile.. This scares me even more and makes me not want to climb trees. I thought I was lucky. Man, you could've died haha that's the point of the entire thread! Didn't need to see that Oh. Wow. That is good to know. I'll stop telling people the things that were in it LOVE ME MEOW! That's what she said. do your tonsils normally look like that? When this happened to me I ended up meeting Becky Hammon. What the fuck? I knew almost everything about sex when I was in second grade I don't know if this really falls under "absurd hair request" category or not, but I have one client who always requests a shampoo, but cries for the entirety of it, and won't ever explain why.... Yeah, well, we use to have like.. A banner of it. holy fucking shit branch are you okay Holy tits...... you're attractive *le rare oil dwelling piggy Of all the shit I see on this subreddit, this is what makes me say WTF?! I just... Can't wrap my brain around how or why this would happen? awesome And why did I click it anyway? Fortran?! ... Infected with WHAT?! Oh my fuck. ...And I thought my band was the only one who used that... University of Manitoba? Do you need permission for free fan servers? The trailer on that site is for another server My gram got all hers removed when she was in her 30s. She was also pregnant at the time and they still put her under... I'm pretty sure I know who Robin is... But a lunar cycle? that would make people access it once every 30 days Your mother is straight edge? I know! It's a nice change since there aren't many communities like this. Everyone is so supportive ave non-judgmental. Maybe it's a chemical in the polish That second pic i wonder if emma watson has seen this (o_O) what internet history? ( I say give vikings (in ground form) haywire missile While the gif was loading, I thought that the bald man's head was a boulder rolling at the cop's legs I am watching the exact same show... On the exact same channel Want to hide with you. Oh I see. Safer like that! My apartment sometimes gives us other peoples mail so there is always a bunch of mail around for people. how.... how does that even make any sense O_o? even if he everyone of todays "poor" standard died because they were not able to receive a vaccine for some sort of illness all that would happen would be the current rich people that aren't exactly billionaires, or even hundred-millionaires would become the poor people, then it the world or nation or whatever was "sterilized" would have so much inflation that a dollar today would be 10k tomorrow... so those people just don't make any sense damn Awesome tip, did not know about a respec potion at all Holy moly...this user has a ton of awesome wallpaper-esque stuff! What excactly is in these wontons? That username... You're saying...that I have to occupy my time somewhere else? I got one that happened just a few hours ago! My boyfriend's best friend just got married about a month ago, and my boyfriend and I are hanging out at the beach and decide to call him (let's call him Jack, and my boyfriend is Derp). Okay, so Derp decides to call Jack, but someone who *sounds* exactly like Jack answers the phone. Derp thought it was actually Jack just messing around with him, and since they joke around a lot, Derp didn't believe the guy when he said he wasn't Jack. So Derp says, "Yeah right dude, I heard you have a hot wife, mind if I fuck her?" My eyes go wide and I start laughing, and Derp goes, "Nah nah just kidding... so how's married life?" the guy says, "I wouldn't know, I've ever been married." Finally it dawns on Derp that this actually isn't Jack, and Derp says, "who is this, really!" The guy on the other line says, "Jack's new brother-in-law." Damn, that's creepy I'm really curious...did that guy cum on that same boxers for 50 years and left it in a cold damp place? How did it happen? Aren't cane toads also very poisonous? It is?! I didn't realise Is that... the actual name of the city? Beer man Any links or anything? People are dicks in any field, it seems Yep, because we never dish it out to them... Reverse-Firendzone... But how would one toggle it? Levers? I was late to the party with How I Met Your Mother... everything is from there A little bit? You are talking about making the day almost twice as long (⌐ Maybe... That's just her assists and you can't see the kills because it's behind the items... How mindfuck would that be Saw a little girl lift up her skirt only to reveal a penis. Whats with all the " I think I speak for everyone here when I saw, PS3 has games? Where the heck do you live? ooohh you must be Canadian. Thanks for the share but I don't think that site would help me all the way down here in Florida, haha. Hats off to you, I don't even know how yall get out of bed when its cold much less grow plants. Is your set up indoors? Does it... freeze? I said the same thing... Now I live here You...seem to only have 5 ranked games as Cho'gath. 135h and only lvl33? How did you NOT level up? why u play lee sin when he sucks in endgame? haha yeah... makes you wonder who is actually at fault of people like that in the real world That is complete news to me. Am I the only one in here who hasn't walked in on their parents having sex? It's only started happening more recently, but I think it's always just in the morning. Does it have to do with some sort of clitoral morning wood getting in the way? It's creepy how real it looks "WHY ARE YOU NAKED?? He's already sexy. What are you implying? amazing ...what Are you playing classic? Same here... For some reason, /r/aww isn't purple, but /r/spacedicks is, despite the fact that I'm subscribed to aww and not subscribed to SD. Did I just read, rebrand and startup? 17 days uptime Looked at the link address, saw his name makes the No one said it was a rare coincidence Why u think lee sucks engame? 3:00 I'm...kind of amazed at the size of the bras the women in this thread wear I'm still playin TTT2 and Borderlands 2 the buys ward thing? wtf? all chars can get wards who is that PM me this please too Not even that--48% Color me surprised, I had no idea. Fucking broken > The weapon list said it only required 2. Jeez what's with all the child molester teachers?! >Jeez what's with all the child molester?! I go to one. Was it a fancy "cranberry-walnuty" loaf of bread or just some regular sliced bread for sammiches??? Not sure if joking or seriously hates Turnbull and Hilario both... I'm always amazed at how absolutely stupid rich people can be. creepy >Jeez what's with all the child molester teachers?! I dont even know if i want to watch it. Im confused as fk. I noticed that, during the demo, if you went to view your soldiers in the barracks and were using tab to switch between them there was just a fraction of a second where the head models were, well, I'm , hoping, pretty sure that's a jacket. Why is Soldier wearing a hairpiece in that photo? holy shit dude! Mr. Tillman? My earliest memories are of Mario, Zelda, Final Fantasy, Dragon Warrior, Duck Hunt, and...Q-Bert ...there are caves in London? How can I get pecs like that The Mafia is after me Yeah, that's pretty badass Ok thanks the song is good but still That announcer voice... Did I just watch someone die? Commander *Genius*? What does that make people who complain about Karma complainers? So you don't know ... which scotch you are reviewing? There numbers have grown since this post! But.. but... [He's dead I'm the same with my tracks, I often feel I've left something out or haven't done something right. I'm always second guessing myself, thats probably why I've only got about 3 tracks uploaded and nearly 10 unfinished ones i thought it was going to be slenderman in the background! You feel like George Lucas using Star Wars as a cash cow? Its not really weird, but i like fruit flavored candies. Like fruity mentos, jolly ranchers, or chewy sprees. Oh and anything sour apple Thank youuu! XD Thats awesome! It seems so far away but its really not My friend would peel the whole banana THEN eat it instead of using the peel to hold it *laughs* I was just teasing. :) Should have used the flutterjerk emote, I guess! But then you'd have been talking to yourself... Tell ya what...since finding a Jets fan on Reddit always seems hard to do for some reason... 'Lite Italian' has totally new meaning to me now You want to know what everyone you know is doing, buying, thinking and listening to but you want it in a non-intrusive manner? Fat.. Veiny... Penis... Take enough shrooms, be synaesthetic forever That's some hotness right there I thought it was an acura legend with bmw parts Theyre pretty neat, i dont know how useful they are for actually LEARNING anything, like they were intended. I mostly made firecracker and frog noises with it Unless there is a bug in the code you deploy or (in our case recently, the filesystem became write-only Whoa DUDE What does the autofocus motor have to do with having fun with macro photos Maybe it's a cumbox and she was licking it and she got stuck. His pecs look like abs Did you just say that 'Nazi' and 'Christian' are interchangeable terms? Leslie Feinberg is transgender.... Dat This, man. Gotta have me that SD and battery. The number of times I took out the battery on my Evo 4G yeah we would get in trouble when we had to wait for guilty to open up the doors. Fat flood bombs Beautiful hairs, beautiful body (for what I see), incredible eyes and those lips Holy wow. Thy cups runneth over.... Look at that bush I like to think I have a pretty high WTF tolerance, but good grief, I think that this may have broken me. Depends on where you are in Texas. Ive lived here my whole life and had no idea we had parts of Louisiana seeping into Texas until I dated a guy from East Texas. He took me home to meet his parents and I was shocked they had teeth I think potions is more like cooking, since there is more than one way to achieve the desired result...I think I would be good @ it, even though I suck @ the potions portion in Pottermore...I TURNED THAT DAMN THING COUNTERCLOCKWISE DAMN IT!!! Oh I have one... It's a beaver, with a tail and everything. Did nobody notice the soundtrack composer is Sam Hulick, from Mass Effect and Baldur's Gate? In 2002 you were young enough to be playing with this, and 10 years later you've got your own 4 year old? How in the HELL is this a JPEG??? I don't go out, and I look a bit better than that... Is that really what he says?! What is up with her shoulder? The place is haunted. It is still there but not operational. Thankyou so much for your advice Not sure if "Jesus" means good or bad. What kind of pizza is that? Ah, thanks! Darglein's micro trainer is awesome, I always skipped this infestor challenge because the hotkeys don't automatically change to my setup. I now see that they're really easy to change I agree, seeing that GLK boiler room set kinda reaffirmed that notion for me I have experienced girls checking me out .After that day I figured out how weird it feels for the first time that happening . It was like 1 friend calling a next friend and then they all watch. Boy I was like isn't this so pose to be the other way around Your pupils are like Seriously, what the heck I'm confused. Girls who are attractive, interesting and funny don't exist in real life? A picture? Wow, how'd that happen? I would be scared of missing that turn hit a bump now have a lap full of burning Your username... It's actually the red pill, take it and know the truth!!! How did u spent 1200 $?! Do you own every skin and champion? There is also this one streamergirl who shows bewbs, but she also needs donations for things like tattoos, a puppy That's good... if you didn't have a cat people might not appreciate it as much I don't think his turning up the volume was a "Hint"... people just wanted to hear the game... That is the clearest water I've ever seen Ah jesus, why did I think Becks was 34? This stuff only has 1 human study? I just want that shiny shiny t-shirt. Collar bones on women. They are just so sexy So much image noise. Hmm now I'm wondering how my first credit card got accepted Looks like the Department of Education did a good job on this one I guess I misunderstood what you meant by "over the top". It sounded like you just leave the pants buttoned up and push them down. Okay. I really thought it breaks so you can still stop him. Was it that way in Dota1? There is a dildo on the desk I know countless humans that think the same way Multiple 80;s here...I didn't even know keys dropped...I thought they were just random rewards from zone completion. I thought it was cheesy. But glad someone thinks its funny. I'm sorry but that first paragraph tripped me up a little What stunt? MythGeek could also be ironic with the already ironic darwin fish people put on their cars. They are both based on Belief. holy shit 1k gpm Lol, I knew that looked familiar. Then QWOP I fucking hate this shit. I get AARP cards all the time in the mail and I'm only 52. Assholes, the whole lot of them. Well, they're assholes until it's time for me to get a discount at the movies. "Awwww, it's so cuuuute!" -Extracting Archive- didn't even notice that but what did the bathroom look like That someone else's tweet I'll be out of the room when something of importance happens on TV, and SO will holler "You should see this!" When I return, I'll back the DVR up to the point of interestingness. SO will ask why I did that. I have no idea what I just watched. Oh shite, you're right! Those pictures make my eyes itch... How the fuck does this have 10,000 downvotes Crazy cat lady? I have the ability to throw cats at you and give away kittens? that girl isn't ugly at all it's so itchy That... was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. The only thing I can think of that would be more amazing, would be him doing that in my bedroom I think she actually enjoys that. Apparently, when you have no money, the price of a cigarette jumps up to a dollar a cigarette Nortel Networks still going? For real? The FRS/Link 1 commentary stream died just before Torres scored. No idea what happened there... He's in it. It was on some time ago and I was all, "Holy cow, it's House!! i build fh all the time Is this what the email looked like for people who got box set? Cuz if so then I might end up getting a free copy Uh, my boyfriend and I are in the background of this picture... We don't remember this happening at all But you have pancakes for brains I guess I'm pretty lucky it wasn't worse. Like I said, it was a mild case compared to most. Some people just pass out and stop breathing! A desktop-PC-on-Linux-man? Did she die?? At the end of the article... "Beatles tour dates/tickets" I didn't cry but I got super depressed after watching that movie... I probably wouldn't watch it again Oh gosh, the banshees. Uhhh I really didn't need to envision that I wouldn't mind my parents dying a little sooner if i got to be Batman. That is two big grey marks in my town ground I don't understand. Is there something here that I should be looking at? All it is, is some guy selling a head unit. There aren't any instructions, unless I'm missing something. Am I the only person that thinks that looks good belongs to FFFUUUUU......its clear..... ...how exactly do you fake ejaculating? $78K in NYC is solidly lower-middle class. Definitely an impressive build, props. But 2 months? Ah, see, we only let our's in non-carpeted rooms so I can get away with just picking it up but still...When we take them on the hills for a walk and we strip out all the loose fur, it looks like two sheep have been murdered with all the stuff on the ground Well done! I just started my daughter......I am wondering whether I may regret the early start, she already palm strikes harder then an average person I can't imagine what would happen to you if you dare to eat that thing Thanks, but i'm not sure how you have, I took it in around April last year Holy fuck those veins at 2:27 How'd you fix it? Thank you! It's a pressed eyeshadow actually but I always have trouble with the inner corner...I feel like I'm just poking myself in the tearduct whenever I apply and then blend. Hahah I totally understand. I haven't clicked any links here yet. I'm too busy watching. I've been watching the dubs, and they are nice. I'm kind of interested in the Manga, but are there 565 books? COCAINE CORRECTION - 6:58 FULL LAP Yes there is... The dragged item moves with the mouse... I once mentioned to my girlfriend shortly after we started dating that it was Shark Week. She looked at me rather horrified and asked how I knew... Yes exactly that. I don't know for some reason I submit my answers more than once just to make sure they were received! CAN'T BE TOO SURE you think that all mental illness and disabilities come from observable life events and causes? That escalated quickly You don't have Suarez... First pull when I opened this had 3 mythics. How did he create an account from the future?! Do you think babies are born wearing a mix of the clothes of the people who conceived them? Dear God... He figured us out. Other than the boobs and cats part, but still. Damn Facebook? do we share the post to your pages What in the world are BBA spores, and how do you prevent them? Almost looks as if your GPU is forcing 3D or something. My ex decided to fake that she had steam just to impress me Country in South America Yeah..? Wait wat? why, where did the time go after i clicked your link... NOW WHO'S SHIT TESTING WHO? The anti-Christ has risen. What was the full text of the message? Wait, you're a Giants fan and a Wizards fan? But it's already been born... Japanese alphabet consists of 48 phonetic symbols. i main ad carry and ive bought cloak and dagger like.. once in whole year She's also married to a guy 12 years older than her, and has been since she was 22. I know this because I got bored and watched "Remember the Daze" on netflix (due to Amber Heard being a fox) and she was hot as heck in that, looked at wiki and she's married... at 22. Only those who have tainted the dodgerbro/sis name Do you ever tell people how long you've gone without masturbation? That must make it even less believable for them I should definitely read more fully I was meaning to make this thread the other day, and then I forgot WHAT THE SHIT?! The Baconing is my steam nickname Omg I never noticed that. Who the fuck is that?? My house is haunted Didn't see anyone mention it but $0.09 tax? That's like $20 in today's money! I think he may honestly join up with the kids against the threat to end all of existence. Sure, he killed a few people, but all for the greater good, right? I just found two not 5 mins from each other after being level 43. An E-tech sniper that did 6237 damage + fire from the Badass creeper. Then right after got a legendary called a Volcano that does 3300 but acts like it has the damage of a 6000 damage sniper. The description of the volcano says it would like a sacrifice I know.... I mean, I... KNOW. He knows... I mean, He... WAS THERE. 7 def?! Ammulets were 4 inc when I played. Maybe I'll start playing again too bad its only avail. in finnish.... Wha'd you use to make the game so gorgeous? Why were you downvoted? its the flies that are doing it.... makes me scared when i see flies now I'm definitely going to have to look into that. Didn't apply to me, albeit still disturbing. A bunch of penis torture. I'm extremely curious as to whether or not that's the one they were looking for. Horrible moment, but that freeze frame of Tennant...... Well I *was* going to have...a burrito...but I think I'll just have a salad now. *Thanks* Twist: they are all the same person. or a cup with a lid... As someone who has sinus problems, and an easy to bleed nose, I get this all the time. I once had one that as I blew it out, I felt it creeping up from the back of my throat I'm afraid of a condom getting stuck in my vagina and can't get it out I feel like Robin Scherbatsky right now, but you are gorgeous insexion Two compasses and no maps? was it me?! **Edit:** I even check that the little speaker in the screen aside my GT isn't moving so I don't transmite any sound, not even my TV was loud, in any case you would have listened my two turbines I have as ventilator Makes sense, it's not discriminatory at all really. It just seems like it kind of creates a mold for people to feel the need to have specific opinions based on their race. But if we counted votes in different ways I guess those would start to mold stereotypes? Or do they already? "Husky chat?" Salivating. Why not have Graves Holy fucking shit you guys, calm down Have you face-swapped this that is so weird i was just thinking about this song o_O | Yeah years ago when I saw this picture, it was said he bit on a blasting cap, trying to prove to someone that they were safe I'll get Sona or Ahri, 'cause they are cute Imagine if he was a lefty... we are here, just getting ready for winter now what if apple patents patenting? well yeh doubt il beat 400 Oh my god, I didn't even notice that Maybe they divorced and he won't let go I'm interviewing on Monday or Tuesday! I don't get It. Which games should I play, how do I play It, and how does he counts the amount money people donated because of me? Is your username related? How do you sample a vocals from a song? would you happen to know the complete recipe for a frozen scepter? It would take super human strength to play Alchemist for 24 hours Who makes bets on CBS poll results in September holy shit thats terrifying yeah haha, the weirdest thing is it happened twice, my son came out with red hair too! Genetics...they are weird I have three co-workers that... let's just say they're all fat. One day, they were all talking together about "don't you hate it when people ask you if you're pregnant?" I walked into the conversation, and they were all discussing and laughing about all the stupid silly people that asked if they were pregnant. I did one of these Why did that hole and then build a cobblestone generator? Dear GOD dem legs. Haha.. The fact that she said "to your own child" and you still proceeded to tell her that you were going to "penis rail" her makes me question.. What the fuck?! How could somebody live like this? That made my day. Shit like this makes me glad I kept that profile.bin that was floating around... so according to that chart, i am at the low end of idea for my age/bf%. i sure don't feel ideal though He's just running around his apartment taking pictures in different places. Holy shit it's BLUE! i thought it was a-bomb 19? Woo I'm different! >_< Also just noticed your name and I'm stuck somewhere between laughing and being appalled. spazie i played 1 time with peepwood and some other but we losed and then they removed me Except that a Kalman filter isn't feedforward, isn't adaptive, and works by estimating the state of a specific underlying system model. So...not like a Kalman filter at all. I was the last 40% "That's not all that strang- Do all 5000 actually play on our servers? How do you purchase the chapter for Berserk? I also forgot he was in Love Actually He sure sounds like a sweetheart Did I just see a South Carolina fan refer to Southern Cal as "USC?" one minute ... Mass Effect 1 was under Microsoft's publishing rights or something ... how or what made them give up the contract Unless he saves Lan Building a PC is intimidating and tinker-y? Did you kill it? In the second photo it looks dead?!?!?! ya right over there It's simply too prone to abuse. I would imagine the lowest common denominator Philadelphian driver is much worse than the lowest common denominator English driver. Then again, I have nothing really to base this off of outside a few trips to London They checked my iron and sugar by just pricking my finger. They're taking vials of yours? It actually is Oh, made my insides tingle just thinking about it, and I'm a man A lot of this seems great, though I'm iffy about dumbing down the story mode ops. That'll be real helpful to people who then go on to learn hardmode for the first time. Why would they be fined? There has been two What is this from? So i just checked the box for the one I bought (on drugstore.com) it says badger brush! 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I once worked with a guy who was an alcoholic and he constantly carried around a giant plastic tumbler with a snap-on lid with a straw through it. We worked together for almost a year before I realized it was often, if not always, a pretty strong vodka tonic he had in there. At 9am. NO KUNKKA loadscreen!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP YOU'RE RIGHT Da fuq?????? How do you lose ALL the oxygen in the ship, without losing door control? and I thought the ADKs looked good in the summer WHERE CAN I FIND THIS LAND OF THE 4,000 QUEER JEWS? I have never been so turned on by car-talk before I'm reading this in a hotel room. It's ok, after driving for 11 hours straight I suddenly don't need the sleep anymore .... ( Its BLUE! Woah! you have some weird colored hands. your palm indicates you're white, but the mirror which shows the back of your hand shows that you're black. Great use of alliteration! But more importantly, you have an amazing cock. But what if The Farm refers to Scranton? And had her account for 69 days Where did you get the shirt? I want one WHAT could have been random? I don't understand what they did.. like at all? Do you actually play League of Legends? What is this...coke light, you speak of... Is that a bob tailed tiger? Idk wat scares me more the ones i see or the ones i don't So excited for the 5th stage!! My favorite moment by far is Takumi's second race against the Todou School. When he's racing the professional driver, and he [spoiler](/s "turns off his headlights while passing him in the tunnel.") I just love the way the soundtrack goes silent [spoiler](/s "while Takumi is passing him in the dark, and then the headlights pop-up, the music starts again and the pro driver is all") Encounter my problems? I was thinking a bake sale was too cliché, but a donut buffet sounds delicious Meth is a drug.... 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So you're argument is that because George did not fart on stage, farting could not possibly be funny....Makes perfect sense how do you reach your tonsils??? Well probably Eggs witch Ketchup... Not to trust an Apple product. Seriously I'm reading countless posts about scratched iPhones. How is this acceptable? What is that I did I think it has to be approved first?! God had nothing to do with this Rock on! Thanks! I was getting a little worried there. Now...now your username worries me. Must have recipe!!! I always just poked them with a fork, twisted enough to make an opening, and let it cool off for a minute. Works every time for me dat face It's a 2 hour trip, mate Holy shit this is awesome Different societies tend to generate different coping mechanisms. Theirs are donut heads and messy porn Wow Isn't that just Katarina and Katarina? Wooow !! That is a GREAT picture ! How did you get him to stay so still What?!? If i dont have the fresh herbs, i can substitute with dried herbs? No way! Same question I've been asking myself It wasn't supposed to be a link, it was supposed to be a spoiler tag Holy Shit. My sister-in-dating had a kid 2 days ago. I have never cared about Irish mythology until this day Two tablespoons of cinnamon? This is chill? Thanks. I spent the last few days not exercising or dieting and I'm already up a few pounds. I was about level 75 when I beat sephiroth.I was like "he is going to destroy me!!" But I beat him with ease.No KoR,no 4-x cut,no big summons. I do not get What nation's national sport is bowling? I was kicked from a "Turtle-Free" battlefield 3 server yesterday! I dont even understand! But that is some coincidence Well we know what your cookies say about you.. I would hope the owner would notice their dog pooping parts of tennis balls. Welp, that's enough Internet for me today. one of them ends up in our room every night. the other stays where ever she laid down to begin with. We were moving the toddler beds into the living room at night so they would sleep in them. However, the frst hour of that ends up being mattresses in the floor or getting set up as slides and trampolines I hope they're not rusty Oh dear Why do you guys keep your silver on boats Everything deep-fried... Just what the fuck? Deep-fry snickers... Isn't snickers sweet as fuck already? Which religion did it affirm his belief in exactly? While it probably should be a bit longer, Sivir's strong already with only 500 range. I mean, think about it, she can lane with the big 3 and contribute to team fights well (dat ult More like 6 months for me! ┌∩┐( OMG my condolences. I really hope she didn't suffer. they knew God no. Are you kidding me? That's my worst nightmare. I go home at night to get away from them. I love them to death until 4 every day. My bigger point was that assholes like the sub (and Fox, with the misleading headline) give teachers a bad name. Just my day for a rant, I guess. sounds eh...tasty..... Incredibly well done! Although the far left Matt Smith looks kind of zombie-ish I first learned this from watching Pawn Stars, you can tell no one! Ahhh, she wasn't a beast at lower elo. She had a win rate under 40% across the board. Is that you in the second pic? I think I know you from ENG 101. ive only been a redditor for around 6 months and ive already seen this on TIL like 5 times Wat? Do you know where mount timp is? OMG LOL! I saw the girl looking at the other girl and as the window was closing, that's when I noticed the kid in the chest! What state do you live in? Mostly? A beautiful explosion of chocolate and fruit. Well there's a nightmare to save up for a dark, creepy night 5th one: be last read and die ... Damn, thats even worse with all the space its requiring. And that color...doesnt it hurt your eyes ??? Wow the bonus armor and strength is actually kind of nice. That ends up being 698 armor At first i was like I'm genuinely confused. They look like the type of women that weren't always women. Feel me? hmm I had three Marcus heads though Walmart? Oh wow. but if she can't even be good in a porno what's the point man! She can't even be good when she's being professionally told what to What's stopping and scaring me is that it starts with meth What if the perfect heist is really getting people to give you $13,000 through Kickstarter for a fake project called "The Perfect Heist"? Did I just have you check out my food at the new whole foods in SA? awww you got my hopes up :/ i saw caps and thought instantly "you mad bro" then i noticed the quotes and frowned :(. I dunno. It looks like you can check out I concur, we can all stand awkwardly and tell each other how we share birthdays with google... or we can gather in one place and google hosts one epic birthday party!!! Or couldn't it mean devoiding the German people of meaning? What if one looked like you. Still, no other skins has the price of 1350 RP He brought back ... i forget her name, the "last human", just to explode her wait, what? how does Olaf use Ashe's arrows? This sounds like a goldmine! See! I told you! Today is totally one of those days Hey, I just checked back from yesterday. Cool, thanks for the feedback :) This is my second submission, so I'm pretty stoked... I'm wondering the opposite. When did people stop respecting others? Watching. 4 replies to yourself? I am not sure if I am witnessing a group account or schizophrenia. His face. Holy fuck.. DUDE!! Pero bien bien guardado What was so great about this comment? It was a pretty mundane response. omg now I understand what you were talking about..but then how do they blink/close their eyes? Alrighty. Thanks, and to explain, not long after I replied some guy came up and traded me. I selected Bloodsucker, he selected an ammy, then selected a dia and proceeded to say "staff" a bunch of times. Weird huh? Humans have non-functioning appendices. Think about that. You burned off a wire Said the axe murderer Maybe people are befriending idiots purely for the karma... That was so hillarious dude... His reaction, for first time of my life I literally seen the " "All that comes, it comes here to pass" *Blatant point at Joe* Actually...I'm half I'm pretty sure we have the same office/desk chair "Excuse the poor sniping" and what is good sniping to this guy? It's a pretty good video man. Just gotta remove that other guy your playing with Is that actually serious? Dem eyes idra's zvp.. an hour to log in ? Omg! Your boyfriend is her related to Ford Prefect?! Oh yeah, she's just getting up there in years and I'm recognizing that the day will come soon when she won't be there anymore. Just like all of us....But it's funny - in a way I feel more in touch with her than I ever did because I know she lurks a lot on FB - she just doesn't post much because I think she is intimidated by the interface and the computer and can't quite figure it out. She and my dad still have AOL email. Speaking about the heat losing to the bobcats, Chris Smoove's play through of My Player was crazy in the playoffs for the first round Oh my god, April at the end of the episode. That kiss and slap I have to be brutally honest...I was not expecting this weird... So this means Schumacher will leave F1 at the end of this season? Why isn't anyone talking about that? Some are odd looking. What is-- I mean-- How can-- Why does-- What the-- Where did-- I don't-- I don't know! Seriously. I have no idea what is happening in some of those pictures. NO WAY **( Make him laugh. Snack / treat may be positive reinforcement Why would she need a reason to live? Am I the only one who doesn't break my headphones with *nearly* this frequency? I don't think I've replaced my earbuds in the past 6 years. What? You mean ViolentAcrez? I see nothing scary.. Youtube is telling me the video is private... Wouldn't that void your warranty I have to agree with cluster why in hell is this a sponsored link? Agreed. Looks like Hugh Jackman. Well geez, I didn't say my fear was rational I'd be surprised if my congress representative wasn't wealthy. ( Wait.... we're winning....... Of course! I have taught well over a hundred people Memoir '44 Woah I...totally forgot about that feature. I've been so caught up in everything else, I totally forgot about the Black market AH. Oh ok. It was creeping me out the video you linked to claims the rocks were mysteriously moved by..... water Guild (T_T) airships ( "I've long dreamt of this day,Reclaimer." Cute. Sexy. Deliciously desirable. I can't post there, the people are just crazy. They constantly mock and immediately treat you like a child...It's sad, I don't know any Atheists in real life that act like that. They are some of my best friends. now i'm even more glad i do stove top Brace yourself, possible front page worthy NSFL GORE pictures may be on the way! And then you stabbed the knife into the table or mattress!? ... Need a Canadian one. Everyone corrects my quick spelling.. So what I wrote your rather than you're? I admit I'm wrong but it's better than most who use Internet shorthand. Is it really that big of a deal? It can't be. Can it? My biology teacher told my class that when he was teaching at another school he found a student smearing shit on the restroom wall. ( What? Why is this being downvoted? You were banned? at 1:27 you see it go through the windshield Why are you being downvoted for being realistic? wat? Wh... Why are you mentioning orgasms? That shit's just not right my roommate once woke up at night, pointed at the fridge and said "Shoot! Shoot him!". I was almost sleeping at that time so I started with too bad of the brows... but damn LVL 71 AND A LVL 80? He's lovely I'm sorry, what? Instead of a tail, he has a hand. holy shit, is it just me? or does she look like that blonde chick in 30 rock? I have no clue what this reference is about im retarded, how the hell did i miss that a card that's 7,870 GHZ?! He deleted his account as well. Thats how it started in The matrix... I'm onto you They actually make self manscaping wands for shaving your own back hair. I didn't know it either until my ex showed it to me, and I was like.. Cannibalism? Weird, I just made this my background a few days ago I'm still waiting for a picture of the dog I'm bliiiinnndd! What the flying--but yeah, at least he's a glamorous ginger now.... only at the bottom, but coke bottles non the less Holy shit that is an almost impossible amount of ricer aesthetic mods Could be her. Oh god. I think this man may have eaten the Gomu Gomu no mi because there is no way normal legs should have survived that.. What what what ? You think he is a bot I've heard that among troopers that it's only a matter of time until you or your car is hit. I personally love to 'lambast' people who are just wanting attention...but I can't...that's an awesome picture and you and your grandmom are both smoking hot His biceps. And his teeth. im retarded, how the hell did i miss that That first note in Genesis was like What if I told you, neither of your towns are famous? So if you have sex there, is it considered incest since they call each other brothers and sisters? Dude, your drawing is more and more look like children's book. How long did you spent drawing these things Brother? Grave of the Fireflies. Best movie you will never want to see again. Misread that as "They obviously taste better than you." Gary Johnson 2012 Is this for real? Do they? Ah ok, The scopes kind of through me off, also bloodwing. Whats the Pestilent Defile No they don't. Her auto attacks have additional magic damage applied that scales with AP and bonus damage on subsequent attacks. Where did you read they scale with hp? I'll take Miranda... holy leveling batman four level 80s.. I know some people powerleveled a character to 80 two days into headstart, took me about two weeks with 6+ hours a day of grinding DE's and PvP. I can't imagine getting *four* level 80's in a months time Oh. My. God. Yeah, the problem's too big guys! Lets just forget about it and go get some lunch, yeah? My attempt to get directions from Shire to Mordor resulted in a 4-mile walk across Oakland. Oh. I know you arent me but I have the exact same facebook set up for the exact same reason. You could be facebook doppelganger No tumbler, but i'm on twitter. @O_orexer Hoping my new heat pad will help it before work in 2 hrs. That hit me right in the feels Yeaaaahhh. I'm new to reddit, and thoroughly enjoy it. So I search for subreddits that would interest me, anime and pokemon being two of them. I assumed that r/pokemon would have been as friendly as you guys are, but they're a pretty hostile crowd They originally were at first, but they look so.. unnatural. That's a beautiful and perky ass! I don't understand the downvotes. anybody read jasper fforde's The Eyre Affair? I'd test those condoms on you... Slime used surprise lick! You are now paralyzed! And which GMT woud be that? If I'm at a ren faire or someplace it's considered to be in character, yea ok. Any other situation who the fuck are you and what venereal disease are you smearing across my skin. Ew ew ew ew ew. Especially if we're at a bar, you've had a few, and that little peck was disturbingly wet You look exactly like my cousin Deleted my comment, didn't read your username... ' not pulling bullshit Surely the epic detail on the peen is only from her imagination Yeah, Christians have been persecuted over the years. More affirming to me. A lot of that persecution came from dirty governments. rlly? > Holy mother of clusterfuck. Upvoted this using Alien Blue on my iPhone 5 Kino means "clam" in my language omg this is a good deal They did that for Magic Knight Rayearth as well. I was a bit confused when I saw a different disc art than mine BF is making French-style chicken (basically just chicken with lemon juice and some spices) and risotto. And.. idk. Something else I think. I'm upstairs playing WoW and he called up a bit ago saying "We don't have a pastry cutter, do we?" I remember playing one of those in someone's house. I should be about 8-9. I believe every Homestuck reader likes the fandom and everyone else is like "WTF?! i have the weirdest boner now Looks more like Subzero and Ermac let themselves go than Toph and Zuko Dat ass hm i think it would look weird on you You *want* to dump your child with her father? That's a lot of sequels Are we talking LSD paintballs? I though you said Bach for a second and was all Nope, it is coed. Guys are only allowed in guys dorms and girls are only allowed in girls dorms though. The rumor is if a guy goes into a girls dorm the guy gets pregnant No need to be sorry for being new at something. I don't even know how to do a self post. SAME Holy crap. That creepy eye peering out from underneath the hat gives me the willies. It feels like it's staring into my soul. Nikasaur has red eyes in the first picture It's...it's...it's going to be a *movie*?? Yup. He also told us not to tell our parents if we found any drugs because they might get upset. The focus was really on "them needing help". It's downright creepy thinking back on it. Turning a child's concern for their parents into a tool the cops can use to arrest them. Wow that is a lot these people are so attractive Wait you're from Buffalo ....Excuse my while I go bathe in a solution of bleach, Everclear, and for good measure, magma... His biceps looks like its right in his face When I heard the 30 second clip of this a few weeks back I remember just going, "WOAH Crap girls are detailed we sort of shat ourselves yesterday when 2/3 of our carts disappeared Dear chtulhu, the run-on sentences wtf, those are my fav aswell What if Langdon is a Assassin and the Opus dei are a branch of the Templars? i didn't realize it looped & I thought there were 2. Fancy seeing *you* here. i know right? :,( you didn't say anything about my "nice ass statement" oh well *sighs* lol :p. and yeah, I could see passive aggression, just not on gone wild o_O. And I know there are a bunch of atheist grammar nazis and between you and me I think that's because they think they are better than everyone because they are "smarter" than Christians *shrugs* i don't care that's up to them, I'm the more passive type atheist, the one that doesn't shove it in your face, or call you an idiot for believing in a burning bush, a bearded old man with a stick that split the red sea and a zombie, I don't care what people believe in cause if I decided to make the church of the Fonze of something I'd like them to treat me the same… in any case exhibitionism is cool XD, it lets guys like me who don't really date see the kind of girls are out there, let me clarify something real quick, I just graduated high school and in the entire time I was in high school all I did was try to make one girl happy, in the end to find out she doesnt even consider me a friend ~_~, oh well, so I respect your exhibitionism. So yeah The cream... Dafuq, bro ok finally got a rash male Growlithe. i was getting a lot of females for some reason. Really?!?!? OMG! You think so? ::giggle giggle::. Wow, bookchaser, you deleted everything. How weird. The conversation wasn't THAT bad! Everyone have been there, why do you think you are different? I think the real WTF here is how you managed to take such a horrible picture of this Toby is so short! Its not rape if you like it *creepiest half squinting stare you have ever seen* I'm a 911 dispatcher in a major metro area and I take pointless calls basically everyday. Toe pain, splinters and hang nails. We have one frequent flyer that calls because she needs "emergency sleep".... She has insomnia and can't sleep so she calls for an ambulance. My ex went there haha I have nothing against Reynolds it's a great school but it's football season. So we're mortal enemies. You don't say Yeah, but the little bastards have to get in through a cut, right? So don't step on any glass or anything and we'll be okay? ...Right? brb, tying my tubes. There are players who actually do that? Hell yeah...maybe. From what? The most surprising thing for me was that they were all white no i don't have a DWF Magby... i'm looking for a magmarizer because i need to evolve my Magmar... which is what a magmarizer does... ...I bought a bike, years ago, that i'm still using, for 74€, where do you get bikes that cost 1000$? In that second picture when you're being operated, even when you're bloody, you still look beautiful. What if that's what they MEANT to write i definitely have that keyboard in the second picture. ...and it is on my floor. Im going tobassume this is fahrenheit... I think I would rather not show my tits to Zach Braff thank you. He is just another person who isn't my partner hey man, sorry. i did fall asleep, and the alarm just now woke me up. i shot awake so quick i kicked mt cat in the face Maybe ... just maybe ... it is the percentage of the times you have dodged a queue! I stumbled upon this same thing when trying to get a Sham. I actually never realized it was because of bore What kind of sorcery is this?! ( 20000+ in 6 years online, 0 in real life. Damn that puts things in perspective quite a lot I swear to God, I made this SAME EXACT PICTURE in my computer science class!I started from the regular picture of the waterfall and it ended up looking exactly like this Yeah, interestingly enough I got a couple 404s too. Ghost accounts? No, i think it was doing fine on r/WTF I like the look the hipster gives the other hipster at 5:52 Now every time I'm at the mall, I will be paranoid that the ents are watching me lol Blink strike that stuns is probably too wrong. It's like combining CK's two skills in one i've been in for like 5minutes I've always been told I'm super skinny, being 6'2" and 160lbs. Am I "big" for a runner now? Violently This subreddits subscriber number just increased by 160 in one hour I agree, the Charrzooka is just humongous, I previewed it on my asura and didn't even see half of it Two... sets... of alt text for Oglaf? dat catch Yikes. Yeah, that isn't good. Was this person on TV by any chance? One of the best boobs i've ever seen. Pretty wealthy, lchal Curiously, the 2 Marys I know have kids. What? no it isn't. Isn't that the Roccat logo? I know because they sponsor some of the events I run for NESL who down votes bacon??? It looks like your door is missing something. That's part of it... we weren't even talking about it. We were just watching TV and suddenly she says "you know what's great?..." King Diamond has a mustache? Weird, i got that same email I read this as /R/Big One Mild. haha, if I calculated in hours it wouldn't look that bad because I know how muc htime I've spent on MMORPGs and no matter how much I could'Ve possibly fapped itll pale in comparison to that haha, but for the liters.. wow Yay just entered! Or at least I think I did Well if you put it that way... I cant seem to sell Watch from Najin Swd, even when I didn't buy him in the first place My mom had cancer for 8 years and passed away in 2006. When she was on chemo she was always on medical marijuana here in cali. I never thought about smoking until I found her doing it, and I found out she never picked up in less than a half of an ounce No... I am pretty sure I read an article where they took some stradivarius violins and some crappy ones and professionals couldn't tell the difference in sound Where can I buy one. Anivia had a good AA animation 20 and been with my boyfriend (now fiance) for four years. Still no sex. I would but he wants to wait... Might be an Australian thing but the RX8's were $2200ish but the GX300's were $6900 or something like that... "There is nothing in the world quite like the smell of an unwashed 7th grade boy." I thank my lucky stars that I live in a moderate climate where I can open the doors and air the place out every day.... Deer Fucker i dont even remember breeding a frillish I guess my only concern is what if one twin has something serious and the other doesn't? Need more gifs of you as a blonde Holy shit, I can't believe that's her now that is fucking weird AMA Northwestern and... Ole Miss? Why is your dog wearing a dress? ........ the places that video led me.... What is this supposed to mean? Oh god, I know. When it suddenly transformed from a vase/pot shape to a giant plate I was like What is on your controller I too grew up in Germany, are boys who go out to play on the beach/by the pool covering their chests now a days? I don't want to sound uninformed... But doesn't SMITE have an infinite key sending feature? So, the adhesion scars from my cystectomy that my doctor told me not to worry about when I brought it up to him...possibly not good? My baby brother is named skylar took me a second to notice the background I was rooting for Texas to win tonight! Lol But we'll see what happens October 13th. googled NAMBLA. wished i hadn't GLORIOUS What is that creature above him?! I got downvoted? Alright. Sunday 4pm Probably the same way that people appreciate things in different ways? 10+ years but graduated in 09? started designing in high/middle school? Wait, did you just say Apple couldn't afford to pay? The resemblance is uncanny Ah okay thanks. Wasn't sure from the story itself , since they say they removed a part of her skull I was going to ask the same. The person who has that account actually creeps me out a bit. He has twice in the past, no message before hand or anything, sent me his location. Which I have to admit is just a bit weird Oh my god. You're not allowed to put your name on dating sites? dagon+etherela blade... There is someone who actually uses fractalius filtering to make his own drawings a lot cooler, I've got 3-4 from the album but I've had them *forever* and I have no clue where I found them. They're so cool though . . . is that Frida Kahlo? Holy crap, it's two different people! Imagine if it slips out of your hand, but instead of sending it airborn you just slam on the ground, then you turn around and look at the owner As a person who fell on concrete with both knees, that had to be the liquid courage taking hold there. i was reading through the stuff she destroyed with my eyes half closed... until I read, rabbit. ...what have you done? The bigger they are, the harder I **** them Obama is a dinosaur! You must not have read many angry letters. I didn't think this came across as 'angry.' Maybe we just figured out why my husband was looking for other women I would eradicate oil both those can be made without tomato sauce She lost like 25 years back in school i liked sliding down the railings is male prostitution to women allowed in saudi arabia? And we *caught* them. WTF is going on?? lol And I suppose she's sticking her eyes, arms, and legs, inside her vagina? This reminds me of my friends little brother. He wasn't even alive when Halo 2 came out, but now he wants to get Halo 4. Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but it sounds like it What's taking so long for this to load? God-forbid teams celebrate a walk-off win, right? I have no idea how many times i've clicked on this link on reddit Not really a secret but Full Metal Alchemist (Manga and both Animes) starts of dark as fuck and then becomes lighter but the begining is just ...that's a real subreddit? How does your hero dojo so fast? I have spent the last hour or so reading through that page and tv tropes in general This thread has led to a massive awakening amongst my childhood memory synapses. The worst part is when they're in the child's room and the tape runs out. You know that Ahh Real Monster's scream? Well I basically just did that after I clicked this And yet didn't know there was a Mythbusters subreddit? There are 2000+ cities in Canada? wait where do I find this th-thank you oh dear lord... I would pay you 12 an hour to watch my one little guy I've never seen a platter HD have the highest score That I did not know. Wait... if you are porn-free, how do you know? I LIKE YOU Why does it say Victory then ? I'm confused There isn't one........ Brookside Gardens has always been empty. "He enjoys a gaping hole..." ALL my want right here Those things are pedophiles trying to rape link in the dark underground Yeah, i guess im kinda lost already So nice FPS ... You're stupidly small to be saying you need to lose weight Her head looks backwards... I'm right-handed and my twin is left handed The gray kitty is like "They caught me We're up 38-whatever? What in the I wonder how long the one in photo 1 is going to last The only cheap way to win by decision is to lay and pray like jake shields did in strikeforce for so long. How was Condit's game plan cheap? The plan was to not stand there and let Diaz bully you like he did to Bj, and Condit did it perfectly lading more significant strikes in the process. If Diaz didn't like it and is supposedly the hands down better fighter he should have done something about it, but he didn't and he lost. I like both fighters but Condit definitely won and i thought it was an entertaining display of technical striking, DiD yOu SeE tHaT hEaD KicK CoMBo Condit LandED? Stunning! How does your hair do that I don't see a link Where is he blaming the employee? I really hope that number in your name means you're 12 and not 21 (or 121 the biggest reason its hard to read small is that I screwed up the font smoothing on windows platforms. hoping to have it fixed tonight. So far, so good, but its a large amount of math. Yes, please so, what happened to her tooth? I'd dress up as the Sniper but one, I'm a girl (I know, there's gender-bending) and two, I don't have everything. But I think that will be easier than dressing up as Flandre Scarlet. I have short black hair. :P I even know some people on deviantart who dressed up as the tentaspy. 100 dollars? Wondering why this is downvoted how is this possible? My freshman year in college - 1995 - it got out that I was really good at fixing things. A dormmate brought me his walkman and asked me to fix it. I took it apart, looked around, saw nothing wrong, and put it back together. There were 2 tiny parts left over, but all functions worked perfectly, including one he didn't care about me fixing or not. He said "Whoa, how'd you do it?" I said "I took these out" and dumped the two tiny pieces in his hand. He was like milkshake... You live in the SF area? Dead Space 2... not really that stupid Am I the only person in this subreddit that goes to a gamestop that doesn't have shit employees? Good god-dayum, he looks awesome with a beard. If I put a recyclable can or plastic bottle in the trash instead of the recycling bin, I get arrested o_O o_O o_O o_O overdose??? Did it take anybody else here a few minutes to realize the Gchat alerts where coming from this clip *after* they checked to see that they weren't even logged into Gmail?? ...because it took me 2 rounds of alt+tab I had that yesterday, too! ...Are you food-stalking me? Jelly donut flavor? Cashier's face Haha can I steal that? Although now I'm getting a very odd image... I'm watching TATM for the second time today, and EXACTLY as I read "never let him see you age" river said it. Why did you get that damn song stuck in my head? sweet jesus on a stick. What a mind fuck of a diagram What on earth is a captains chair? Tosh was the son Dem banks i hit 30 easy with these What's strange is I'm apparently exactly where the earthquake was, but didn't feel a thing. Not sure if their flyer is hot, or adorable 1/2 teaspoon of mace? WHY IS THAT IN FUNNY THATS SUPPOSED TO BE IN WTF I feel like an idiot but can someone please explain this I've been told I can be...snarky. Wanted to make sure I was coming across appropriately. *awkard penguin* Are you the actual AVGN? I can never watch Willy Wonka again Amazing job with the shrouding and the construction of that Saturn V. Holy crap! Woah. That almost perfectly describes me! How did you do that. Yeah, there is a reason I only did it for a year What's the armor set? Never noticed this before What? you drive so fast Oh goodness. Makes me glad I'm part Irish. I don't get why everyone thinks she tends to fall off.. If you get fed enough, she'll 2-shot anyone that isn't a 6 warmog Mundo. Your fat?!? Uuuuhhhh...oooook. ( I haven't been away and I had no idea he pissed off reddit I don't understand yours either You don't agree with planking? A digimon Pond, River, where's Lake, Creek, Ocean? Not for everyone. I mean I enjoy playing with his but when they play with mine it does nothing... Is that... I don't know wht the hell this is. All of the states are wonky. Can't believe that I'm more distracted by the states than the size relation of the moon I'm also 26 and I certainly don't feel young, but I don't feel old. Thanks Very true...dunno where my head was at. Why does that look exactly like my cousin in the middle?...And in the plaid How does that not break her hip As a non-American, it constantly surprises me how fucking brutal cheerleading is Girls don't poop. I dunno, I tried to resurrect her with my master level conjuration spell and it didn't take...maybe she IS still alive That definitely counts! But what do you mean by "kinda" following SS This tottally looks like a pheonix She's pregnate?! You kidding me with that face? Wow, me gusta. Me gusta super mucho. If it's a puppy, POTTY TRAINING standing up suddenly after a long period of rest. the veins have a large capacity for blood, and it pools in gravity-dependent locations (like your legs when sitting). When you stand up suddenly, you suddenly have a need for more circulation and there isn't enough blood circulating to keep you conscious Dhuum, is that you? Grab your torch and pitchfork Seriously envy the bf that gets to come home to that. how would that set her off??? What is this even meant to be? How do we know you didn´t lie about the bank thing? I haven't bought new tunnels/plugs in maybe 2 or 3 years because I make them instead, but I still know the size (you don't forget the stretching!). I find this very odd you don't remember. I saw that too, apparently it's perfectly fine to be a cannibal in japan Is that even possible?! He looks very similar to the guy in the red tie at the right. Is that the new Sennheiser mattress? *Looks at username* Same here. During my time working at best buy, It felt like working with a bunch of sharks that just wanted to sell the highest package to a customer that didnt even need half of it. Few people played games, and If they did, they were terrible. or they only played stuff like guitar hero Are you serious? That the "dream sheet" is complete bullshit. it's the list of places you would like to be stationed around the world. at the time i was in, in the 90s, you could list 7 different air force bases. it's all bullshit. they stick you wherever they want. i put 7 overseas locations....and got New Jersey. but maybe they knew the destroyers were coming and are merely biding their time for everyone else to die first You're using hibernate with a SSD? Holy crap... Lies, you're a robot who takes the past memories of all those helpdesk tears you get paid in. I'm pretty sure I've eaten there in the past I see the mountain bike but no mountains Is it bad that I didn't know steam had customisable skins until this thread? True, but so much as Looney Toons is on Earth. It is... but its not really the same thing. I mean, bugs references albuquerque, and Taz is from Tasmania, etc. That's not really the crazy part. Now, if Bugs said something about all humans dying off thousands of years ago, that'd be pretty strange I think I actually might be reviewing too much to where it feels like more time is spent reviewing and figuring out the best way and place and time to do the actions , than actually doing the actions themselves Haha I play with Ben usually so I've become quite patient with other people >_< Good kid. Finds paying attention to what teammates are doing very difficult. Get the app I'm so high I got really confused because I couldn't click the links of reddit 3012 and thought I was still on todays front page... I know I was jerking it while my parents were gone, im in the moment pants midway down, strokin it like a mad man, when i hear the door open and my mom scream "BUTTHOLEZ69 WERE BACK" so im like fuck! I'm almost finished anyways so i just jerk it real hard real quick cum faster then i ever had, wipe it on my cum rag ex it out of everything and not 3 secodns later she had walked into my computer room asking me what i was doing. wow, really does sound like a very similar story! When I was a teen, I worked at a grocery store (Albertson's). We had a recycle bin for plastic bags...and we were always told to just throw them in the dumpster I had a friend lick my face when he was drunk... It was weird. Im a girl and he said he liked to lick things that were his. Odd thing is I was not his and he did not want a relationship. It's not even really an issue of the "right" to pursue it. Women vote more than men. So women keep electing men. Pic #17 yeah the reason im asking is because the lighing is changing it. its actuall dyed midnight red but in certain areas it looks like this but only for me So you can understand! Imagine me on crutches and Percocet after? I was staying with my friend from Temple at her apt on Susquehanna and N. Broad. Ive never seen so much go down in my entire life! It's like the Jetsons... they never had a black people in that future... I hate rats but let the poor thing go Jesus Christ. Is it going to be his auto-biography? Those wheels look great on there, didn't think they would until I saw it. Killer Mom I thought you parked it?! Hopefully the opposition's grounds were not based on the child's safety. I have a feeling OP did this post to find information on a super terrorist that he found out browses reddit daily and that the super terrorist will give out incriminating info on his/her super terrorist activities...MI5 is monitoring this post right this very minute Can't stop staring at your arms. Woah... I just walked past this sign on the way to class as I read this link Im to the point where girls tend to notice lamps more than me (Hyperbolizin') He's one of the liars TIL I rode on my bicycle farther than the diameter of the moon. TIL the CD was invented the year I was born. Does that mean I will die when the CD dies?!? Are you sure? Shit, sorry, I misread How morbid Holy shit! mice/kb have serial numbers? valid for getting booked by the cops? What humans are you looking at if this is a "human face"? What's her left hand doing? Given the context, I suppose I was inferring smaller enterprise(s). You're probably right, the big behemoths don't have much wiggle room. Good thing they're making smaller, more agile business outmoded. Fuck me dude.. As I clicked on this the song Into the Water by Dethklok starts playing SEINÄJOKI No words. Omg I still didn't answer. Wow, now you see why I have to take time off school. >< brain = fried. lol Yes, people actually threatened him that were outside the check cashing place (they were, let's say "a group") and they blocked his car so he couldn't leave. They actually had HIM drive me to the hospital. I've been thinking about doing that. I just hope i don't mess up and die *There was a full version?!* not sure if the title is cute or creepy Do I have an alternate account where I post things in my sleep? This is the exact argument I was going to make for Green Bay, and I'm also from Omaha. Yeah. You have an Open relationship, right?? Shit yeah, guy is riding a KTM. Looks fairly old, based on the tank design. Either way, good for that guy. Both for knocking out an annoying (but cute, and I know it isn't their fault) deer. I ride trail fairly regularly, and I've only ever seen a deer once, and even though it was only a fawn, it scared me shitless. how can somethin as glorious as co-ed faptime be downvoted? Even more insane? Brian Hartline is leading the NFL in receiving yards right now wow and who dealt the damage ? Charo? Spanish-American actress? He's not an Athiest Sounds like something the CDC would do. I bet if you tried to leave your town they wouldn't allow it. You want first person in a mmo? Not like, more content or bug fixes or anything, but first person pov? Being a Vietnamese American, it was very heartfelt being able to understand what was being said without reading the subtitles and the emotional way it was said. Besides SGS, there are numerous other teams whom have created videos to gain support around the world so please do not compare SaigonJokers with SGS. And wow @ 4:18 those supporters were cheering in the rain ( uhh i am a guy? I see a lot of bare legs in those photos. That's funny, because I'm originally *from* San Diego... I'm surprised we got more than 2 picks What the hell? World's best backwards driver? what, you're still drunk 2 days later? ATMs serve $5 bills I can't handle that "apostrophe" is not spelled correctly.... a professional game? What is this team "Snakes Elite"? There are exams on Office 365? Damn. I need to increase my skill-fu. What were the questions like? Bidoof flies??? Umm she's not fat That's not me Hence why the ham lies by the wayside long enough to get moldy. Is that an actually subreddit?! i'm in the exact same situation Oh goodness. I guess I won't be off Reddit for a while. Your first post got 280 upvotes Who? This looks more like Anakin. I am more freaked out about that resemblance more than anything That's what cheaters want to believe, anyway Why did that person capitalize hell? I couldn't believe some hadn't done it before me You mean eels aren't entirely aquatic? How else could it end ....but with the strongest dudes left on the field dude how can you miss the insane amount of Lakers Steve Nash topic on R/NBA ? I do have a chunk of blame to place on him. Don't get me wrong. 1 play and he couldn't protect the ball it wasn't supposed to be about real life Combining SimCity, Calvin and Hobbes, and The Simpsons into one comment. I… I don't know what to feel. ... macgyver, is that you?? He could make a fortune 1/4 mile in 7.59 seconds at 187 mph Hmm. It's strange, my family is from DF and far more white than brown as a whole. Amongst my family, the lighter traits are desirable and sought after, but in Mexico as a whole I think there's pride to being brown, enough so that when I told other Mexican kids I was from DF I got made fun of as a kid for being white. Holdovers from a time where the Spaniards set up a caste system or something? I don't know. I am darker than my cousins, but American. My cousins made fun of me for being a "coconut", brown outside and white inside, while they were light skinned yet Mexican. They were rich and went to private school with other kids like themselves while I and my nuclear family were lower middle class up here and didn't have nannies or maids or anything, they said we went to America just to live like the indios in the mountains. I love how Pikachu has its arms up, as if surrendering after getting shot at. How close to the plate were you that you could see his facial expressions? How..... Omfg this is so amazing Fat horse legs WHAT A TWIST I might come. Also what's up with the sidebar, it seems a bit confusing. The meet up is not on a Sunday or in August. Chicken was definitely in it riding Rainacorn (between Lumpy Space Princess and Jack). At another point, the Devil and Weasel are behind Johnny Bravo when he says "Do the monkey with me!" I R Baboon is also in it when some characters (one of which is a muffin) are flexing and what not. I R Baboon was also in it doing the monkey with Johnny. They're all in there, multiple times in fact, but yeah, I suppose they weren't necessarily a focus. Can't focus on all of em though because they've made so many characters Then... what is it that other people like about the show? My husband told me it's STD two days ago.... The only diffrence i see is that he doesnt have any legs. Please tell me you're not serious... no way....I didn't see this one coming 5 minutes Wouldn't it be interesting if what you saw was a carefully crafted area that looks like it was decommissioned or abandoned or destroyed...but the real stuff is underground somewhere. What better way to hide something then to create a fake little place that takes all the attention away from the real thing? If you live in Brunswick we are neighbours. Is that not what I said? I agree. I'm an Australian chick and I'm fucking crazy! I live in Central FL. I feel like I don't know anything about bromeliads because I just put them outside and everything is gravy. Yes there are some neighborhoods covered in them, I don't know what species but everyone has the same species, and they all bloom together overnight. Then when you cut through that neighborhood, it is like Bro, if you ever come to montreal, go to the poutine restaurant called "La banquise" and ask for a T-rex poutine, its the best poutine you'll have in montreal, made specially for manly men I have to know what kind of car this is I've always found it odd when I get called to bring a cot to a room at 7 AM You *ate* hair? Dude. For real? 54? Pure awesome right here. What are these wonderful half bad foods? Can I have some? If it makes you feel any better, I go through a Chipotle burrito or two a day... OMG. The feels I got all of a sudden. Sidebar ... 21 photos: Student found dead in her dorm room. Rain of Toads has a much longer distance than bears, and it also synergizes almost stupidly well with LoH. Also, it can be used over a waller affix (which for some reason neither acid cloud nor firebomb can You wouldn't call the effects of MDA "rolling"? The possibilities Wow. I hadn't quite realised just how young the team is. I mean, Brewer is the third oldest at 26? It's a pressure point, just like on men. Of course hitting it hurts. Is... is that a crucifix in the desert? I think the real question here is what were you doing on the missed connections section of craigslist? Rewinding a cassette tape.....with your pinky Hahaha yes. I was thinking about this the other day. Kind of hard to wrap your brain around Oh, god, the Waterloo sequence. She's so pretty! fuck ** Using a pencil to roll back the cassette tape, or open it completely to fix the knot in the tape So did I Did I mention that I love cherries. I could eat them all day. I'm sorry, I got distracted. What was the question again? Ah. I misinterpreted what you meant. Also Canadian here. There's a vote on the 19th? I need to go do some research. > the public likes to vote for people who are millionaires and make income from the stock market. Right for sure for me. Oh man Letherworking is great too. And oh damn, SHOE SHINING... Kids get raped in sweatshops with low wages. Mom gets raped by kid for an iphone 5 Aren't 2-affix items... blue? What's going on here Why didn't you just pay online I think it makes me an accidental raciest but I actually have this problem. I have a really hard time telling blondes apart. The look all the same... Were they supposed to be limited to just three NHL players? my boyfriend didnt realize pumpkin pie was made from the actual pumpkin walls. He thought it was made from the goopy stringy stuff inside. I suggested we make a pie from scratch and he was all against it because he thought we would have to buy like 50 pumpkins. The look on my face looked something like Ololol whats wrong with bayern? jbt posle toliko godina ja i dalje ne mogu da ponovim sta je sharmerka htela da kaze... potpuni zbun lol DT's are quite commonly used...I don't know what game you're playing people might actually use the Moa now laughing and majorly disgusted at the same time. Voluptuous is what came to mid ...that one I've yet to hear, and hope I never do. The only service like that was linked to your bank account for 2500$ + 250$ for installation on your website + you have to work with them to install it + 2.5% + 0.25 cent + like 350$ each year.. So many cats with round pupils. Speaking of back door, how about posting some back door shots You never have premades that only talk Spanish/French and when asked to please communicate in English tell you that they're not talking to you? I never get why people do premades from one language group and then don't use voice Thank you so much! To be honest, I never expected anyone to respond, let alone respond nicely Holy shit, That was quick I saw this episode and my face when I saw that was i do that oh man, who are they? I didn't know it had a name until I found that subreddit, been going through all the videos When behind dark shrine? I'm pretty sure everyone likes DTs >Responder Loadout (What's this Until I was in my early teens I thought mannequins in Dept stores where people who had been punished by being dipped in plastic. I was a weird kid growing up, now I'm just a weirder adult That's only about $37.50CAD Just be careful about drawing out a turn for *too* long - after a certain point it goes from controlling the play speed of each turn to blatantly stalling, which can get you in trouble if you are playing at a judged event, or just give you a bad reputation in general. There's a guy at my LCS that *always* stalls after a win in game one. Don't be that guy Wait, what? Time travel? FIRE. and LOTS of it. That looks like mold. What if the Daleks became the Daleks... because of too many threads like this? I can do it Well, why would you ban someone who agreed with you? This is a long shot.. but are you Christian Grey? That's the weirdest thing I've seen all day, and reddit was about 3 hours of it. Or we'll just have overflowing bins of garbage because people dont give a fuck I hate thinking about my teen years sometimes, just because I was a little bitch for a lot of it. I have apologized to my parents numerous times and I'm actually concerned to have kids in case they turn out like assholes (such as teenage me It would be, but for some reason it came out really wierd Sitting on the floor and not making eye-contact is... suave? i am fascinated by how beautiful your hand is Having to rewind the video in a VHS because somebody forgot Wtf is eisbein? That Butterfree It's funny you mention that since it brings up an interesting memory from my childhood. My parents made a lot of money. I remember the day my mom said that we were officially millionaires. She told me this while we were shopping in K-mart. I remember that I didn't want to know that. I almost felt guitly for having high earning parents So do you think we'll ever realize if we slow down The thigh on the left looks creepy Love them! Or do they no one? waiting for the exhale Kudos to you good sir for your humbleness in the opposition's stomping grounds. Speaks much of your character and I checked your history and you talk trash on behalf of the Bills for several weeks now. That much is proof enough. Hopefully you bounce back..I don't like you SOBs as our division rival but I definitely respect you, unlike Jets people But it is human though! dat strain raw cereal? No milk? What if the beard comes alive and... *gulp* attacks? How do you ride with such big balls. Aside from all the crazy taxi drivers, the busses there don't pay attention to cars let alone motorcycles. Why am I so attracted to him?? 2011 was the first year Ford put a 6 Speed manual in the Mustang. My boyfriend linked me here! I'm a junior at Cornell in nat. res. as well. TIL you don't have a gag reflex when unconscious...... i have never experienced this. O_O i am stumped...can you left click on empty areas to deselect? left click on the person's picture on the left? wow. TIL there are abandoned Walmarts Is it really affected by focus? the guy in the middle sorta reminds me of the blonde dude in Pentatonix I know!! I had my phone in my hand and accidentally clicked the link while my girl friend was beside me Sweet god there are a lot of comments. /r/batman would be surprised at how relatable Batman is... You've never played Doom? Quake? Wolfenstein? Any of them? Gotta keep my roadkill to airmail ratio even This is a heart attack waiting to happen Because the groups that were scanlating it are respecting yen press's copyright and no longer scanning it (or they died Homestead.com ? This is the 2nd time i've heard a story about someone finding maggots in their cliff bar can i like this twice? all very positive stuff. oh and my state (ct) just started up their medical! ents, it is almost time Your old man has tree trunk arms Woah. I must be partially colorblind. I never realized those were different colors! I always went by Blue side having first ban/pick. .. north korea HOW DOES IT KNOW?!?!?!? My roommate once woke me up by counting down from 10. Between each number was a soft and evil laugh. I was Wow... thank you for this. Explains exactly that argument re aiming at the bottom of the top piece of cross hair. So silly that we've all missed this for so long If you add up the affix numbers...it adds up to 63 ( Modification and checking for issues from outside. At least it isn't RF! there is a butterfly on it "Placenta prints" where you make a keepsake, like you would by covering a child's hands in paint and then making handprints, are a thing... teemo Bad idea just because she was under-aged? Think about that a little longer Your strategy is to purposely lose? why is the final so far from the semifinal An I7 with 1.73 GHz? Where do you people always get this crazy hardware from? #35 hot damn!! I really need to watch this show A RED WIDOW? SEERUSLY? My question is, how many people have seen your tits when wet, that you were given that nickname!? Teemo... and im only dreaming about the voice of Dman calling that pick... Lord.. let sun shine above us all!!! I could understand making the other parts, but you made your own robe? Wow Wait, are you fucking serious? That has got to be a crime somehow. That's just fucking abusive. WTH Awww man! Bursting my bubble like that!! Is it ... Just a game? For real? I saw a similar ad last night. Same here How exactly do you go about acquiring these? quaternions seems a bit heavy for a 5 year old... What crap did I just read Logged on to my main in EU West just for that TSM Icon. Opened friends list, all of them had M5, even one who's said his favorite team is CLG.na "well piss on my panties and call me batman" Unlimited PTO??? Wow. That's a helluva perk Is that Celia Hodes? Yeah that's the funny part. He says that he gets positive karma for me! it's weird they use his real name but have his Big Show music... IRconfused Well rub one out on my vag and call me Mary.. *Raises hand* McDonald's has muffins? I had to do 3 flights of stairs on crutches, up and down, each week for class a few years ago. Respect. I cant imagine doing 19 floors. Is it possible SargentSuper is trolling.....???........ I never even realized a creature appeared earlier in the video. Dat CPU Cooler, You're so hot, amazing posts <3 your doggie shots everything is there for all to see. What do you mean by this? plus, she needs to look into hair removal. Was this English? nice, because Seth McFarlane's lowest common denominator "humor" doesn't get a lot of exposure on TV -- it's not like he beats the same dopey jokes to death on his assorted series. ha, well hopefully they both got it cleaned up. yeah, i think so.... That's cool but what if some religious nut buys it and just burns the thing? Done... I realized I like being alone, but enjoy playing online with friends, so I really don't like being alone? It's illegal in Scotland anyway Yeah... I start to relate everything that is team related to Dota lmao. And then I would relate rl situations to kinds of situations and difficulties to Dota to There's no proof in your post either though and you're getting defensive for no reason A woman that isn't pregnant... aborts... what she doesn't have in her uterus. original post got banished to the demon realm You can compromise and try to talk about about the programming behind StarCraft. Or the politics of it lol The eyes... They look demonic Yes I do have an iPhone :) Probably not getting the 5 for two reasons: 1. I don't think I'm eligible for an upgrade until May-ish, and 2. I'm thinking about getting a Samsung Galaxy. My boyfriend has one and it's amazing the picture i linked was from the 2006 Holocaust Conference in Tehran... That's a problem I'm always concerned about. This totally reminded me of Borderlands This isn't Star Trek. It's REAL LIFE! At first I was like "well, that looks painful". Then I how long the other horn is.... Well, fights wouldn't last 3 episodes anymore if that was the case Lmao, yes. He isn't so much into what a person looks like, and she hid her bitchiness well at first. By the end though...he still has the scars. She wasn't quite as fat when they met. He has another ex that wasn't that fat when she met him, but by the time they broke up she was huge. I better look out...he is always telling me to eat more. then what is it? The person that you are inside I'm sure they'll just offer fella a pulitzer and slap him on the back for a job well done. .... My mind has been blown !!! i had no idea we had vertical rodents. Yea, I just meant it didn't really explain why you would use that technique should you need to... but ya, this isn't a situation where you should need to use it So...so....this reminds me of a thing we did last New Year's. We took a camembert wheel and placed it in the middle of a pie crust, then put apricot jam on top of the wheel, then took the edges of the pie crust and twisted them up so it was a pretty pie type deal. Then we baked it and it was the most glorious thing in the whole world. Similar idea to what you have here but you replace the foil with pie crust so you can eat all the cheese This is not lego, this is witchcraft Ok, I'll be waiting for you AMA in 8 months. That's enough time to make some money, right? You should see the rest of the deck. This picture doesn't show the half of it. It's a horror show Neg. Can't reveal our loadouts to ze enemy I'm sure it is, I just don't justify giving value based off of what someone was willing to pay for it. If he finished the painting( Yes! I haven't done it in several weeks and now I can't stop. Thanks. Was this supposed to rhyme like that? ...it's not pronounced that way? You could carve a 2D Pumpkin? I thought that was Salvadore talking, but yes it is a Haiku. I tried that link, it worked sexy lady is one thing - physically impossible "sexy" ladies is quite another, yeah it's a fantasy world so there doesn't need to be realism ok - but it's like their target audience are 13++ year old boys TIL adobe's a word I think you people are underestimating how rediculously good lux's shield is already Reading with understanding is the key here... Beethoven was deaf... Thor has a pretty huge secret Am I gonna be in trouble? Golf-ball sized? Those were some of the strangest noises I have ever heard a person make. autocad has a free version on thepiratebay.se well squeeze my cock and call me grandma. How do they know it was actually Cooper's? Moreover, what if Cooper setup a decoy stash(es) just so people would think there is nothing to look for That one kinda confused me too However could "Faith... No more" sound Catholic? If anything it sounds rather anti-religious Dude that's me. XD I'm the sniper, my cousin's the scout. I didn't realize she posted the pics and nearly shat myself like WTF WHY AM I ON REDDIT. Takes a one to know one True that, not to exclude anyone! Mostly sharing my experiences thinking I was a 36C and now I'm ordering 34FF Oh... My... Gawd... Out of interest, what parts of homeopathy have become medical science? Who in the world upvotes this? I can lick your own nipples too! Wanna see? Please? Holy shit, GM fanboys? Exist? God it looks like chewbaccas Long lost twin sons that sounded insanely cool until that last part But it was a shitty sexist joke Leeds? I had just transferred from a prestigious boarding school to a shitastic catholic high school in Chicago(im a f*** up) and I was somehow placed in a low level English course. They were going over what nouns and verbs were and had to think of a sentence that used both. That is genius battle city...star chips... What do you do for those 5-10 minutes? Or the first commercial break CONTRAST!!! Awaiting response. Motor boat My teacher the other day mentioned how her friend recently got pneumonia, this dumbass in my class trys to cooly respond with, "Your friend probably got it from something she ate." Man cannot live on DOTA alone Then ask him.... Jungle morde!? I've never heard of that! Walk in just before my parents did it 9 months before my sister was born Wtf..... Completely fabricated feelings of camaraderie, but yes, I do the same way. There's that initial period where I feel like I'm a creeper following them, or that a nameless agency disguised as normal citizens are tailing me. Just did Ice numbs. That is why. The ice numbs your tongue, limiting movement. If that's the headshop talking, they'd never use the word "bong-rip". EVER. Sterling? As in Somerdale? I thought I saw this last week as well Yes that's it. .o. But I'm sure I deleted it... Wah. I really thought at first that cumbernelon was a watermelon infused with cum, thus the white color What? a guy using a portal gun falling from on portal to the next infinitely, maybe it could be a little you with the same hat on and on that hat the same thing I thought it was a reference to crack, the drug, white powder. My brother got braces yesterday, he's not taking to them well. He also got nose surgery a while back, not for aesthetics, but because inside a nasal "pipe" or whatever was bent. So far, his face has cost over ten thousand dollars. I couldn't agree more, the first time I waked and baked, physics was the first class of the day, and I acually understood it!! I wish there were G/subs By google. So much more information If he went alone, who took the photos? Kinda ironic how you'd only read that after you run out of icecream. I lost the dust jacket for Eldest too. It's like we're connected what happened to your jeans? When is the last time you guys had sex? Makes no sense for her to *find out* she was pregnant 9 months later Not a problem, glad to help. My knowledge on the water piks are very limited so I'm not the right guy to ask for that. I would think that it would still be slightly uncomfortable though because who likes having water sprayed down their throat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA..... Is that Izzo's Illegal Burrito? Why do people still link to these? What kind of plate is that? I downloaded an SNES rom collection a while back. My friend and I were going through games looking for something to play and we expected Basewars to be some sort of military game. Next thing we know we're playing baseball and destroying each other with robots. Six is a girl... This tutorial is free? Oh! Regulated. *Roy Smalley criticizes the team?* I suddenly have the urge to take a shower. Cold...cold...shower lol... *displays nerd knowledge* Which Goku? pre freiza or post? or child? or when so is this where fist pumping came from.... or did fist pump bring us to this I've never heard of either of these things happening THAT KID LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY FUDGING COUSIN Yeah seriously, where is this school. Actually, in an El Pollo Loco yesterday, after the guy at the register misunderstood the shit out of my order, didn't repeat it back to me, got it way wrong and refused to fix it I said insanely loud "The guy at the counter would've gotten my order right if he fucking spoke english!" in a building filled with mexicans... in fact, I think I'm less racist online because that can be saved for later, irl it is only in the moment... i had the reverse idea yesterday You're not my child! but you can from hot tubs. Are you suggesting we delete the porn? Are you saying that you're tje only one on your street that lives in that zip code, like the boundries are weird or you're the only person who has that zip code? WOW. This makes me want to make a warrior are the ori nodes refreshed? just wondering, how did they get to you in just 6 hours? (you posted "just ordered a pack..." 18 hours ago (from now), then you posted "just rolled spliff with one" 12 hours ago (from now) In the back of a classroom, of all places... Hmm.... Tell that to Darkthrone and Carpathian Forest His sound Should I even ask what this is? Your scowl is seconded. That was a very inappropriate comment. Guess creepers gonna creep Are those N64 ones.... in possession of intact joysticks? They were pretty quick to assume Australia was the next target, thinking it was Korea I... it... he's... you... CUTE! Holy shit.. the EXACT same thing happened to me.. in third grade you can't flee to the embassy? once i'm forgotten they won't take me home? well shit mother of god I didn't used to understand why all the moms wanted to bang him, but now I totally get it. Does that just mean I'm getting old and creepy? Holy shitballs, people are oversensitive. Don't know, wrong thread I guess I might be Did I just see a colossus kiting stimed marines... The lines at BDO are suuuper long That statement actually makes no sense at all Its a nice town. Not fully sold onthe avacados need to be in everything vibe they have going on though. (avacado fudge Yeah, back during the Design Challenge 2, I remember MaRo mentioning them using cards like Tolarian Academy as proxies for new sets. Somewhat confused about the down vote on this too. What about that sentence is offensive I do not understand your use of sarcasm if you are indeed attempting to be hunorous Seemed credible til i looked under comedy and saw Zoolander Thank YOU for that mental imagery there are black people in the redditz? O_O_ hahaha i know it slays me. i like how one eye is bigger than the other... reminds me of this: ** The super broken lvl 80 gear just makes me How so? I can't think of one village house that is all wood planks in that shape Wait a minute! How the hell did she type that?! Definitely helping! Got my resume uploaded there yesterday and I've already got a reply. fuck you. I understand what you're referring to, but slimes fap constantly and I don't get the pun if there was one. Magnificently marvelous mammaries Miss. Oh my god. I'm slightly creeped out that there are this many public showers in this many random places. He's British and young Likewise. Except I'm on the toilet. And the other stalls are occupied. I too am a gun enthusiast and i feel the exact same way. Was thinking about it last night shooting my remmington shotty i can put 8 shells through it in under 2 seconds...... Spas12 in mw3 takes like 2-3 secs between shots. wriggle on shen... My only encounter with blizzard support was me having issues running SC2 on my new computer. Blizzard told me my network drivers were out of date and to update them (they were currently a version from May 2012...). I replied saying they were the latest for my motherboard. They then gave me detailed instructions on how to fix WoW and get it working (was not relevant to SC2). I was going to make a pork roast for dinner. I cannot unread what has been read. I see a menu change in my households future tonight really now? A third of the country is harmed now from pharma drugs... How on earth... So Annie is related to a great old one? Maybe he's planning on paying for it himself. Two Vamp Scepters on Corki. I watched a Co worker of mine go to subway and consume a for long double meat sandwich with a bag of chips and a large coke. A couple gotta later he went to McDonalds and ordered a 20 piece nugget with fries and a large drink. Ate it all in the break room, about 10 min later he came back from the store with two DSL cookies and ate those too. It was disgusting having to witness all the food he was consuming. His excuse was that he plays football, but he used to be a assistant coach and that was like 3 years before now have you not seen season 1 of Breaking Bad? Ehh... No idea why you're down voting him, actually turned out to be a fairly useful comment... Wickd Jungle? Dude! I didn't know Nathan Fillion was in this movie. I'd already seen all of Buffy (s07 with him in it) by then but not Firefly (if it was out yet) and I knew who Nathan Fillion was... How did I not know? OMG BEN FRANKLIN WAS A VAMPIRE Ill be there!!! It's in between games You've just given me the weirdest mental image... Super-vagina-vison... I... well... hmmm There is an r/Oshawa That much energy into singing... and managing to play still? singed 1vs5 np ...the image of a tiled bedroom with a drain has to be one of the most terrifying mental pictures ever That moment when you are fb friends with the fb shot posted on reddit I read somewhere that he fulfilled a majority, but that may have been on /r/politics The transition from 13-15 weeks was a huge change for me. I feel like i just woke up one morning and it was there. WHO IS THIS MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED That made me facepalm. It's *this* shit fems, seriously! Are we the same person? That is exactly what I'm doing. I love Dr. Strangelove, am drinking Dr. Pepper and have Beats by Dr. Dre in right now. wait so does that mean that queens and kings can too?!?!?!?!? Why? It's that time of year when Cliff Richard comes out of his cave and lurks around our televisions and radios I seemed to have broken rule 3 then.. I must know, how does one manage to get sex based on the fact that it's Christmas? This, combined with the Lorenzo Wright thing last year..... You genius! I keep thinking that one guy on IG is chaox... they really look alike The fuck did I just watch? I have never, why would you? Wow I was going to reflow (the right way) my Ps3 GPU... I have the oldest version... I should try it... THAT KARTHUS ULT... At 1:18.... That's 33.6% of the last 2 weeks. Eres tu ruko? Damn Internet. As a female I really hope that in my time of need people don't disregard me based on my gender or looks. My parents grew up in rural Vietnam. What they would do is whip the egg in hot water with salt and pepper. I asked why they never did this in the US and they said the eggs had to be fresh. Now I know how fresh they had to be Goddamn the coincidence! I just learned this word earlier today! Where did you get it your seat is super high up Jesus when did Wickd get so tall upvote because it took me a while to get it too also, sensation It says Saturday, right? Did I miss something how is this all happening while he's piloting a plane Maybe why they are trying to limit Internet? Hooray for my hometown... I'm curious. Why "been there done that"? And why does it matter if they are white Oh my god... scarred forever... No Legendaries or Dragon types?! I can understand Legendaries but Dragon? Cute corgi, but your Xbox is going to overheat. This is probably my favorite Ms. Marvel cosplayer Except its an illusion and the horse is female, the girl is the one with the dick I'm a noob. Maybe the Sumerians are God... THE Gods... Every single one of them... The bots are becoming sentient I live off exit 9B I'd like more than a look I only got off my training wheels at 7, if I recall correctly. I would have thought that the sentinel beam would have been in Halo 4 since there will most likely be sentinels, but apparently it's not. How are there no sentinels on Requiem? awkward. Mine was square rooted. sounds like that kid from the ring Honestly. Where are you finding these girls Welcome. I am relatively new here as well, just discovered /r/Reformed yesterday I think she's trying to tell you something.... double eject. nice Such an intense game! IMPORTANT bug that roshan stun works on towers wait, so does this mean you could, in theory, measure the full state of a quantum computer, rather than collapsing to one outcome? I seriously get on here every day to see if you posted a new story and it definitely has me freaked out She looks like she's sick and dying Well shit, I thought losing a bit under a 100 mil from a decimal miscount was bad. Or the universes are leaking Damn, now I really need to learn how to do this I actually don't know anything special, really. Beyond the fact that a friend of mine flies one. I just know A-10's use depleted uranium shells. Ka-boom. must have video Why is that legal? That's almost like defamation Can you really get uterine contractions after 5 months of breastfeeding? Me three Asian Girl. Gamer. Airsofter. Redditor. Marry Me If your computer can run starcraft ii you can run LoL.. Holy crap that makes perfect sense. His hate will have come full circle His watch tells him how old he is Maybe I am hideously disfigured How do I find this page? Look at chausters fingers You want to help a guy by getting him to trade away Arian Foster?? Or maybe I'm just okay with it Wait for Saturday... Sailfin plecs get even larger than Common Plecs..... Well hello there So M5 is really gonna use AD Soraka It changes location? Very wise answer for a Drunken Master Infestor is already ~~broken~~ very strong and you want to buff it ? whooooooooa those are cool >~~Infestor is already broken very strong and you want to buff nerf it ? she didnt tell me so when she got off me..... oh gods.. I just threw up a little in my mouth OMG I want that hat... That keyboard matched with that monitor made me Have you read the comments in that thread? They want her back really? huh? im not downvoting anyone really sick, you know.. You sold it for 90g when for the past few days there has been at least 3 buy orders up for over 100g at any given time Is Dyrus wearing rubber shorts? That sounds amazing...... What are the chances. There IS a God I had never thought of that so cute x Wow. He even brought Maggie to the interview. This is exactly the kind of stuff CloudTemplar was talking about I can't believe that actually exists What the hell kind of pickaxes did they have? Forever and ever and ever and ever O_O Already put a reminder on my phone to throw that away when I get home So I go to blackcougar .com and up comes a black MILF porn site... I watched it because I'm obsessed with unintentionally hilarious movies. To me it seemed like a mistake b/c it was trying to be funny the entire time. People found it scary? What makes you think he's a redditor? Thanks! It's very helpfull! I would also like to know about how the points are working... Often I finish a game with 10 kills / 3 deaths and I am ~5th where the 1st player has 5 kill / 5 deaths... They go to seattle where its warm for the winter Haha I have about 3 of these right now that made me We still talking about pizza? That does seem like a hazard. Maybe the stair ones are just decorative? Well, my door opens to a hallway, that leads into the living room. All the lights get shut off in the living room/kitchen, and the only noises you can hear is the washing machine. Well, it sounds like it keeps getting closer and closer to you... so I flip out and shut the door. I don't like leaving my curtains open either, I think they'll be a murder/demon/ghost/something out there National Boyfriend Day ? Est-ce que la photo a été prise dans les années 70??? The brain behind WCS is now working for Riot to help out on the arguably biggest esports venture, Season 3. Wow..... Do painkillers make you drunk? Pinky Pie and Fluttershy are background ponies? Popping the cherry in the mile high club Uh... You're doing this pretty complex for a first time My wife wears sock to bed so the little man in the door jam doesn't eat her toes. first i heard that i was all Because the kid doesn't know. I wouldn't want my friends or parents posting pictures of me sleeping on the internet The Tim Duncan face: I never do this but forgive me. DAT BASE You'll root for the Colts? Holy hell... But you also wouldn't be in existence to create said butterfly effect, *creating* said butterfly effect.. That's just terrible This number seems really high. I wouldn't be too surprised by 5-10 a day, but upwards to 25 is pretty dang crazy ? I didn't know he was married How can you improve your diction when we aren't even hearing the words you are speaking? u do realize that the title IS a Spoiler Upvoted, waiting to see it go through Your submitted threads say you're a 14 year old atheist male? That was fast BC is coming to RIT in 2 years... we'll surely win It looks like a cathedral... Oh week after We must not have been reading the same askreddit post This is so sick How odd, then, that I picked today to start post. It is in the movie? This was a frame of what happens when not taking screenshots. Where are you from that "Mulatto" is not an insensitive/semi-racist term? We came up with "biracial" quite a long time ago. They were considered as best team of the world like 3-4months ago? Number 10... Oh my god...can she see me?! As someone who saw this on lsd when it came out in the theatres accidentally thinking it was some sort of big action block buster, I was confused but at the same time way more satisfied than I had gone in expecting. And the Omega 13.. Thirty chapels a month? Seriously? Wow, he and Devin do have pretty similar looks WHAT...... DOES THAT EVEN MEAN....... We'll be ok, we have to be! I see your point, although this familiarity may play a big role in differentiating what is more / less "difficult". Electrical engineering doesn't feel quite as arcane as the quantum mechanics :). By that I mean (and as rvijay26 mentioned), there's some sort of intuition we develop by experience. But there's not much intuition to be developed when talking about quantum mechanics (or is there First time in months TSM doesnt try to first pick shen while playing on blue side I wanna hop right on you Wow, Darius Are you my life? The fuck is horsey sauce? Do you mean horseradish mayo? I've never heard anyone call it that before. You're lucky if you're paying that much for books. $700 this quarter for law school. but you clean and refill them mornings have been pretty cold, i've been having to use a space heater I guess my first question is why is there a severed pigs head I believe there's a charizard standing on your head on one leg But that's a tiger What's weird is the cut in the middle would represent a *knight's" helmet where you could see only the eyes This. I've been porn free since August 30th. Everyone is so freaking SEXY! Where do you think condoms come from I've sold stuff with paypal before, they have never taken that much unless it's a $50+ sale What did this get downvoted? I stopped in and saw this today! The part that got me was the "this art is okay to touch" sign hanging on the wall next to it. HIV aside, who wants to touch some rando's spooge?? I was too busy staring at this guy in the front row, who I think was setting to the left of the Female Singed cosplayer. He had on the blitzcrank shirt? Dude looks just like a guy I took a PLC class with. So I'm sitting here going "...Is that the guy I took a class with, or have I just found his evil twin? I don't understand this comment. It seems like you just said three random sentences and linked me to horseradish. read that as whorehouse at first.... Did you just Bold a link? Meh, Im still up, and yes, CEST counts for me. Insomnia is awesome if you are capable of utilizing it. In general notes, however, this time is a flippin disgrace I tend to wander on quite often... That was my point but I was tired as fuck when I typed that. I meant before the GE, not before runes. 15th one scarred me for life.... ...what is that place They didn't test me for pregnancy today at my appointment... not to my knowledge, at least. They have me a pap. Will they test it from that? Just... wow. As a 36 week pregnant lady i am even more scared than before. look at the texture Wouldn't mind laying next to that. yes, yes, let's kill all the old people, more Social Security for us... Yeah this is how I feel. Constantly consumed with thinking about how I'll never have the body I think I should have. I was wondering if anyone else felt THIS bad. I think I need some anti-depressants or something before I kill myself Kansan here. We had a switch last year at some point where it was 80 one day and snowing the next Daaaaaaaamn girl. Just goes to show Music truly is a universal language......and the work of the DEVIL! Normally I'd consider a comment like this to be rabble-rousing, but literally *half* the pictures I've seen on the EDC main page include a firearm! Are there really that many people walking around packing heat? I thought it was just the wall? You eat giant grapes. Or maybe I have only been exposed to small ones all my life. Photogenic memory? lol. So the memory looks good in photos? hippies... hippies everywhere so its an accessory? but howcome it breaks and i have to repair it? redux? There are, like, only three to start with Nothing on that page makes sense to me You know those inflatable wacky arm guys? They freak me out so bad. I tense up when I see them, I can't take my eyes off them until they are completely out of sight and they make me break out in a cold sweat. now I hate you too OMG I JUST ORDERED 10 BOTTLES FOR A DOLLAR. How many first days have you had? ... 19... 95?.... same happened to me with the 150kb thing... was like ... wtf 150gb 5 years seems to be a harsh enough punishment. But the $11k is extremely low... Obvious we're part of a Grand plan...what? Lately I've noticed the people with the worst KDs always get the most honor. It's probably because doing bad usually correlates with being humble. Either the shower is a little low, or you're 8 feet tall Not a big fan of honey but this... Would love to have some with my breakfast AerateMark apparently takes great pleasure in the suffering of others Bosses are all repeatable. So good luck on that one. Refresh my memory, how was that? I don't recall them saying that Why is she wearing two pairs of underwear Someone explain the one eyed wooden pig! I don't get it! Wow...that's so counter intuitive Why would you name your kitty Theodore? It doesn't make any sense... Those kids took the stain and poly off the floor!!! I would give my left nut just to touch that bike You were the one who called yourself a clown first. Clown who can't take a joke? To learn, it takes experience, which comes with its fair share of name-calling. Sorry for any offense that I may have caused Good lord When was this? i just logged on for a quick minute, i still have my iron and dia sword? And here I was concerned about ringworm during our last flood... WHY did you tell me about this! Hehe, but seriously,<3 you!! I just bought 19 polishes for $9.76. Mine was about 4 months, and even I go ** What? I know it's worded badly- as I was too lazy to write full blown erotica... but seriously, what is it? Im very proud of the work in the game, It doesnt bother me in gameplay one bit. Its only weird when my friends send me msges like 'I SEE YOU' I had no idea. The only thing I understood was the Fibbonacci number. Where do they get the natural flavors?!?! Never ever slept with a woman with hair on their nipples Yeah because Drew Brees is also the head coach no, hes right... Okay? Am I alone in loving Pizza no cheese? I once ordered it and got extra cheese I have never "fucked" coffee, but wouldn't that be alil too hot! Unless you got ice coffee! Holy shit, Dat atmospheric perspective Those eyes Laughing out loud and saying what the fuck was everyones reaction I'd assume? Wait, what? What did I do? No more heores? steam? That was like half the mods out there man. You must have been WAAAAY in to the community content mods Wow this is fucking awesome Dat Froggen 8===D~~( How do you even use an Android phone without a google account You don't have pupils Holy shit, what if Internet crashed for them in LA Wow, this thread escalated (in size) quickly Holy shit this exploded reaaaallly fast. hello frontpage I don't know if I can fix that via VoDs!! I bet this is a new record for fastest growing thread Who said free karma for OP? This is the first link on /r/all I'd like to do an experiment with you. Man... I joined a league, where every return yard is 10 points I saw so many ppl running around with those Hoodies in the crowd on stream It's..since when is it not Aegis Ezreal How did his hand come OUT of the grinder *somewhat* intact? I'm a little confused wait...i remember that one, what about the other one? Have a question about number 9. Just today I derped threw TA exp foward/up. At the bees I ran through pretty quickly but when I was at the other side my mates told me that I'm a mesmer and have a portal. So I ported back set the portal ran through again activated the other end. And guess what. It didn't work I need to know more about these terrible stories I guess, I am unaware. Read this as "Orphan".. Why is it under "All Nintendo DS games"? By that reasoning, my entire family doesn't exist. dammit. I think you're right. no....... I was just reading about him. Apparantly he is a normal guys and just works out one arm Dat video title. Pure Art... well...i didnt expect that WTF! stream went offline just as team fight **FINIALLY** started This is really serious. I wonder who's their going to be their new AP carry WOW, if the game has to restart again.... LESS THAN THAT! I logged in after clicking in on it at 70 and it went from 70 comments to 1971 comments What if the game kept going while the streams crashed.... 4425 comments in 4 min I think this is prbably new record... 5 mins front page... and 4500+ comments Do you hit women Cross-country skiing? I just wanted to watch it too. Turned on stream, went afk for 4 hours, and still CLG.EU playin RIOT WE NEED RP FOR THIS!!!! I have worked with my hands my whole life (old guy here) and the arthritis finally caught up with me last year - I had severe localised STT arthritis in one joint in my hand, at least in part from years of working doing various kinds of construction and heavy steel fabrication work as an artist. It got so bad last year that the bone spurs actually severed one of the tendons in my wrist. That was no picnic, let me tell you. Fortunately they were able to fix it with a tendon graft, and it turns out you don't *really* need that particular tendon, so it's on its way to healing. But gloves wouldn't have mattered. I **am** glad, though, to have all my fingers....stats show that 50% of people who work regularly around power tools lose all or part of a digit at some point in their working life. HOLY SNOOPEH THAT TURNAROUND what.the.fuck.:O ...how You don't wanna know But right click is supposed to be Parry, to reduce incoming damage! I use that all the time Who the fuck is Jamie Hyneman? Don't fuck with the illuminati why would anyone upvote this I think it looks awesome so who won the bo3? Wow thanks ! How come I haven't seen that one before I read the first few comments... I'm done now. Ladies you need to be more public Uncle is surfing GW in his bedroom right now... I don't think I used this name for any other characters... but it's somewhat similar and I did play a priest MOTHER OF GOD! 911? 9/11? wat? Oh my fuck. I..I thought this.. Just finished it. Really really good manga. Wat. Por qué? whoa, small world - these look like the pines apartments. **That... is a Ravine???** now i'm not so afraid of chuckie anymore... Who is the one on the left? Woah First off, Dafuq is a chubby? Again, woah So fake Those eyes Damn. Exquisite little thing, aren't you. Damn. My boyfriend got out of First Choice haircuts, unlocked his car and sat inside while I stared at the license plate like I do too, I also live near a wooded area where there are a lot of trail cams Now wheres your collection of quarters... No way, she tries way too hard to look 50 That's how my dog looks when we get her shaved... I...I...wat? *gasp* long cat has returned! Didn't we get confirmation that Bela survives aMOL? The Dark One wins then what i make the exact same face when im frightened Watching post race interview... Can't believe how much Alesi looks like Sly Stallone... The screen is facing towards the mirror and so it's displaying him in the mirror with the screen facing the mirror. So like...a funhouse? I don't know. My Grandpa was in Vietnam. He was part of a special unit that would track and kill AWOLs, overseas and at home. He told me he's killed men and their entire families. MFW I first heard the story: im not a politician, or going into the field of politics Do you guys seriously hate us Reginans as much as everyone says? is that a new song Have you seen the Korean scene? Looks to me like they get tons of opportunity for funding What? So you hold a finger from each hand in your ears and your hands are long enough to still squeeze your nose??? How does that work out? What the hell what kind of 14 year olds do you know hey how about CTR? What is going on with the ridiculous pricing on this thing I thought this bug was removed already? He did it in person. The excuse was "I'm not happy and I don't know why and the only thing I can can think to change is you" Aw man, I hadn't even considered pooping! If there was ever a day that I would be okay with skipping, it would be today! And I can't smell my pee when I'm just going normally but you start holding it in a container and holy hell! My poor super human pregnant nose! Nice, high res art without branding/logos. Are you the artist/work for Wizards? You can stack all spells Then why did you post in the first place? You just changed your argument. Welshlady, did you go to the festival? Did you meet Ben?? He obtained guest right... Wow first time I hear about those heights I am at a loss of words... And just think, what will their offsprings look like driving In orlando, am I safe? Good thing it was there, then. Explain? My name is dave thomas Yeah uhm that was when regi was takling to the dude about being able to see it... It was actually DURING the game Does it? Damn, what kind of shit where you taking? Holy shit, this is eye opening. *See's Wipeout HD Platinum* ARE YOU SOME SORT OF A GOD? Did you just delete half half of the picture and set the rest to (for example) aquarell? That's the only way I could think of. Holy shit! That thing is the grail of grails for me!!! You must have some sticky saliva But... Why? Why would it be better with a gamepad? It's just... keys.. Then why does he still earn more? It's not fair and something has to be done about it. Nobody is gonna go to your boss and ask for more for you ow, dude, I don't even have a dick and this made me go It's too late for me, I've had an obsession with needles that predates my interest in bodybuilding. There's something almost sexual about it... Username And this is still worse than killing three women how? A one time confirmation button at the beginning of the game slowed it down? Where the hell do you kill them? #72..... That is so cool I was on that page for half an hour I don't understand why you're being downvoted for this ( Maybe before this they used it to store vehicles or something else really bizarre totally agree. that horse drill formation just blew my mind. Totally forgot that one They've been in LA at the world championships. ... I guess? No friggin way! Hes my housemate!!! Whats your name? Hes actually in hospital with his dad at the moment after a cardiac arrest a couple of days ago, but I can let him know if you want to get back in touch? Small....world.....indeed But.... sand. And.... scorpions "Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic" You included Phantasmagoria. I played that game with my dad when I was about 6 years old. At age 21, I'm still having nightmares about it Made more scary for the fact that your own fucking team could turn on you at any second V-Necks and cardigans actually look good together, so says /r/MFA Yeah, nothing sets the marketplace on fire like ebooks. When I checked the link before I didn't get that message. The moustache ... it's alive ... is that, like, "gold star asexuality"? you have 3 halves in there { Plz don't tell me thats composite plywood Menstrual? Do people cruise there or something? I don't understand this post...did you forget the link? ... ...we're ahead? When did that happen? Ponder what are you doing or where a drunken fan canes a defenseless zombie Wait, are you calling STREET HARASSMENT the silver lining on the flip side of fat shaming? Yes! "I fucking hate 50% of the characters in the show, the writers, the effects, and the action, but I can't wait for the next episode!" Betwix? Woah There's a lemur colony in FL? That is terrifying to look at. I started my addiction months ago (following blogs and then doing my own) and went from 15 polishes to 150 Sorry, if someone mentioned it before, but the thought crossed my mind that if a rapist did find it during some "foreplay," what if they flipped it inside out and put it on How do we know if they exist at all? Why is the account deleted? Well it was good and then there was the ending Good sir, I apologise, that was a poor mistake of mine >< I totally did not Google "Scoot Pilgrim" in the hope of some cool underground fan fiction G? These look like D's. DD's at most. You would leave a website because of anti-military people? For "Ebola"? You're cultivating a virus on your Sony Reader? That was never a fear of mine.. until now. man, it's weird people actually pay for music Well, i know these people. What the FUCK Even better - people will willingly swallow another's ejaculate, but apparently have issues with human milk. Annnnnnnd this is why I'm glad they are so small. With a penis in your mouth? What would happen if you choose no Oh, good, I didn't need to sleep anytime soon. how is there only one network around ? Oh god. I keep hearing that some men never mature/grow up...here's proof. Nearing 30 and I'd have thought he was a high schooler. He should never breed. Obviously NOT genetically superior. When I opened this I was like Haley Joel Osment is on Reddit?! I didn't change anything Er... Slenderman arms? Where was this? I've never heard of anyone not knowing what a mosquito is. Post them all in a new thread, I did that last year, too, and I couldn't decide between Kyo-chan, Kirara, or Sakamoto-san. I'm pretty sure we just ended up calling it The Cat...that smell will haunt me for the rest of my life... I almost had a heart attack. Didn't realize it had sound How about all 3 fatalists (black, crimson,& white) mixed into one body but with 3 heads. This is OC Imagine the killfeed You have no idea. Lunchables Jesus Christ..... **DO NOT GO IN THAT WELL.** Colourado I found myself asking myself the same thing. I'm kinda' freaked out because I KNOW it's not fake, but some part of me is still trying to say "pshhh naw it's just CGI!" Because... it's NOT CGI. These are photographs! Photographs taken from a camera! Well, I do have new neighbors and they have A little boy and little girl about 2-3 years old. I bet Slendermantis was looking for them Wait, you're Afghan? wow This cannot be unread. For Ulta It's a cake subreddit. Also shitting bricks at the Daeseung + Seungri cameo I don't know about you guys, but I think we're long overdue for another 'Holy Crusade'. Si, es de paga, importa en cual estoy? Why is your urine green? Manamune on Darius Those tit's! But.. She's using mac or maybe it was okay to multilate female genitals if it just was done earlier I pray its sarcasm. With dota trolls...you just never know Wow, way to just brush off a poster i might've been living under a rock but since when did power increase condition damage?! omg sorry about the format ... what the hell happened Maybe she IS your mother. 10 grenades allows you to save every colonist and have grenades to spare Oh it's meant to be flowers Lots of people say things like that and I never see that stereotype. The only people who know OF around me is my friends. Maybe I'm a lucky one. Wait, how much earlier is that than usual? There was a sequel to Outcast? This is like the canadian version of me and the guy I'm dating (I'm white - English he's asian but also canadian, although from Hong Kong, we're both in England now)... who I also met off here... I have been cheated on multiple times, never cheated on anyone, and I don't have these issues What if this really happens ? maybe they hit the limit on gold per character on all characters, and the bank, and maybe the guild bank too I was streaming the game and figured I just got the A's local feed...then I remembered that the game was only on MLB.com... Sometimes I wished I lived in the past, just so I can wear those clothes and look all fancy without people thinking I'm weird is it just me or did her breasts get smaller over the years I just watched it while Comfortably Numb was on the radio How did you already add me? Sure, but this information was revealed previously in several trailers for the game. How do you package these to ship? haha! No dead bodies but slendermantis is nowhere to be found Is that the pervert from THC2??? Hey! Fuck you, man!! ... Fuck you for being completely right... I think I just fell in love On completely unrelated note, am I the only one who don't like Cabin in the Woods? How have you never even seen anything linked to Pokemon? Sure glad he had that rocket launcher Yeah, totally missed the key term in the post. Plus the "F" in his flair convinced me otherwise When Dwight Jr got Erin on board to do the bit, it was weird but whatever. When she showed up at his place and he was in a robe, it was Are they serious?? ..or Plot Twist: A Lightning strike shorted out the power... Did anyone else look at her username? Penis examination day? thats.....a shit load of people Why was your dad walking around your bed at night...( >Wait, you're Afghan? Wait, wait, wait. Not to be "Fire Marshal _dan_" but... THEY LEFT YOU BEHIND? Someone with four total ocean dives, doing their first night dive... *and they left you behind?* I just realised, stickmen have never had ears You don't get karma for self posts anyways Not everybody play barb Totally! They give back rubs that make you wanna melt. Hey... I was on the other side of this I am speechless I have never seen this so you have amazed me That day... is today. Those people are us. Welcome to the future, my friends. If every post like this on the Internet gave people cancer, the world would be a much quieter place. [I think shit just got real. where are her wings? Columbus never touched down in the Continental US so Columbus never would have seen a native like the one posted Can I keep him? Eh same 10 but I prefer that over the shitty Canadian ones... Sweet jesus the Canadian dubs You want a narrower plane of focus Glaswegian reporting in. I've found that the "posh" private school teenager types over here will speak with a pseudo american accent, while interestingly, across in Edinburgh, the posh kids sound English. So this costed you some dollar cents? Your pictures are badass They're both bullshit, I agree. I broke down and started playing Rengar and his burst is just...ridiculous. And if you overextend and get ganked? R and walk away. Omg same thing happened to me today and i just kept facepalming I need Shonn Greene to get 50 points... IT COULD HAPPEN! First build. What area? I really want to know how much my local location in Bridgewater makes, there is a line *everyday*, at all hours of the day. **All hours.** Holy shitcakes. I was going to post a skeptical comment: since RT is a beatifull game that doubtlessly took days of creating artwork, I doubted it was written in assembly (C seemed more likely), but you are right! Sawyer is a true madman well she is just one year younger than "half your age+7" rule Sorry? It could just be the photo. They don't look real The guy in the first pic looks like Seananners This is the first time i saw club penguin on a reddit comic "dress up a dead body in a clown costume if you found it on the road" This is incredible! I don't know if it's just because I'm over-tired but for a second I felt like I was falling into the picture, and I spent way too long making sure it wasn't actually a really subtle GIF So are a lot of other people. There are a lot of other people on all of the other ones too. Including mine A two minute piss? I can Is anyone else getting more and more uneasy/terrified about what the hell "2's My Favorite 1" is going to sound like? Seriously how is that art now apart of the Coheed universe Sadly, it's true. In real life, he's a lot more similar to his Family Ties character than to Burt. I think he's involved with Handgun Control, Inc., as well who make the Brady Bunch look sane, by comparison, which says a lot. No worries. T_T I'm on FOW for some friends so I won't change it. But you're welcome to come join. There are a lot of people spread out everywhere. Mostly Crystal Desert though. What really throws me off is that most of the servers are names of important areas from GW1 You do realize that reviewers had this game for more than a week now? How's that for rushing? you just blow my mind Cheren is a guy ? Wow was expecting that reply Now I know why everyone hates me You didn't had to He looks like Jason Statham. I don't know why anyone would ever do this to his Skyrim.Those vibrant colors completely destroy the nordic feeling. This is so ironic - my bf was just let go from his Help Desk Tier 1 job on Friday too......will monitor thread I just got back home and not sure where she is at the moment, but there is a dead lady bug right by where I last saw her My pug is going to be a turtle (he loves doggy clothes; he gets all "I'm awesome" and puffs his chest out and literally struts, if he was human he'd be a fabulous drag queen I'd bet lol) but this... This is kinda skeezy... I don't see how that is a natural conclusion to take from that statement. nsfw please? WTF is on his head? Elephant hat? And with good reason, that's unreal. You just broke the universe... Oh crap, I'm really glad you replied lol. I will totes remove it then. Do you think I could put like black grass in at all? I was also thinking about doing a zen theme for her cage with bamboo but I don't think I can use sand for her. I totally would, if he wasn't already living here The amount of Oxford talk here is weird I just heard the window in my mind shattering Well then...I never tagged anyone or myself. I don't know how Dafuq did I just read? It really does look like a dead insect. M'kay, my own tag scares me now God, the comments section is depressing If she'd been clever, she'd have pointed out that donations to charity are tax deductible. The comment she gave you was pretty damn dumb, though You look exactly like somebody I know... You mean to contest space_monkey_funk's claim that he will some day be dead? Your girlfriend relieves her rectum in front of you? I totally read that as "floral doc martinis". ( What time? Shockingly enough, I live in Roanoke Why did nobody say Zilean's Ulti yet Holy crap....he'd totally be into that stuff, that's probably where he was This is too interesting. They must not have real crime unlimited texting for 5$? What is this black sorcery Humm no? I am frightened. Reason #75 why I don't want children... THAT could happen Hey, I'm in that Til there are jews who dislike israel That looks good too Thats just... Well i don't know how people's minds even work that way and they can still manage to function enough to stay alive. Where are all my favorited servers They have hands What. Did. I. Miss. Every week someone says that theyre awful, if there's nothing they want to buy. Grace? Yeah courage the cowardly dog was my creepiest show of my childhood on either episode 11 or 12 the hotel number is 666 1/2 and if you are from Bozeman, I probably know you as well. Hi Casey, I'm sorry about Ryan, stay strong girly! But I'm a little confused....Haven't you been telling us everything..Or what's happening In what way does grinding ghast tears apply to getting an enchanting table? monitor overload Yea I read that, and it still doesn't work for me Eh unless they really smell I don't mind too much... However after about an inch diameter they really start to turn me off. Mostly because I saw a random guy take them out once in public and the skin hung down to his shoulder Hah I prefer cut guys solely because I always feel like I fuck up with uncut guys O-o I'm just not used to how to deal with it compared to cut ones. >_< Not their fault any more than it is mine though. Mostly I blame my parents for cutting it off. Litter tackle ... gives a whole new meaning to the ad. but then I'd need a black light...over my bed... Speechless. Oh, so he finds another one that ISN'T? What time does that happen though? I've run into jack white around Nashville before TIL... I have no comment. They might.. Or she might just cut it to look like that. Does anyone else see the face on the doggie's hip? We're you one of the few who got it a day early? Because you really put a lot of time in quick. I thought my current 12 hours was a lot Imagine waking up and seeing that dancing around your room What? What do you need that much string for? I just realized Forellen Lord has a long way to go to become the best LoL player It was actually a woman. I think they're just called Hot-Wheels Rev Ups TIL my little brother is friends with me on Reddit. Is Australian; 10/9 means the tenth of September ... What did that set you back? If I was to buy that here, it would cost nearly $100.00 is this real? Hoooly shit, a blue dash? If you're nice then you're dumb AND a nerd. I had a dream where all the SNSD members stalked me, then they pulled me into an alley and started beating me up... santas little helper is a dog you know What the F**k Rorschach Turussa? I had to reread this to make sure I didn't write it. How similar we are. I have to admit, when I saw your reply in my messages, I forgot the context and was like Ninja Zompie Mine looked the same.Strange thing is they did never hurt. Huh?! ahh i can't deal with praise OK NOW IM SCCARED TIL my nose eats As a Spanish I never thought there were so many blonde people in the world That is a GORGEOUS colour I will never get tired of this gif. never ever. It's not overtly sexy but just enough. Reminds me of when this would happen to chick friends of mine by accident and I'd be all: "Are you German?" he asked me that. *me*. and I answered. His response was to something that *I* said. I didn't think people would get pissed for that haha. does no one see the question that he asked me? I'm so confused! Prost has a SEVENTY barrel system?! Lol but what about the Gun? :P did that get shot off aswel? No... you misunderstand... it's 100% possible that you are a brain in a bottle RIGHT NOW!!!! I assumed she meant a veteran of being out as trans. Good God. That ending was unexpected. I guess they should block people with the same IP from making a new account then too, right? I wonder what would happen if I took it without having Alzheimer's I feel kind of the same way, but I almost feel mine is more 'I feel myself getting fat because I didnt exercise' and get depressed by that. And I'm too damn skinny can we have a pizza party dressed up in fruit costumes? I misread this at first and thought you said chew on thigh's. Was like can't we have a no twilight month? wow, I didn't know this was a real holiday, or that it immediately follows columbus day Wow tough breaks there. I haven't had any major injuries this year but last year I lost my first 4 picks to injury What is this anyway?! Did someone put sidewalk salt in his diaper or something? Or is that stuff like inside the diaper and it leaked out? There's no way that's from the kid's urine alone, or he might have some seriously fucked up kidneys *no subways*? Did I just hear that right? I really should have read this more thoroughly before I posted it. I think my dad just offered to stroke a cock... Wait, you can be higher than lvl 138 now? That guy looking through his arm is creepy... haha not exactly but I've got warned about them a couple of time from the internet police. I'm stupid about not sharing! can't be trusted. But then again if no one shares... how does anything get shared? Or alternate universe copies! I need the sims 3 pets! only 10 bucks? What area was this in? this looks a LOT like a guy I work with... I've never seen something with over 10,000 link karma.. Great Fuck just a question, how much did you pay for it? Ranked queue is for trying out different roles and learning? FUCK MAN, I'm done too. That 3 game lead I thought Rule #4081 was don't battle KRS-One? Im happy for you i guess, but at the same time i dont get it, never once though oh man u know this game would be so much better if i had yellow tinted glasses A run in? What happened? Briefly? were you yelling "BOOO" or "NOOO" He already knows **size does not matter.** Good for him.... but not nearly as awesome as that gif Never would I expect to see Justin Amash and Ron Paul lined up in the same answer as Allen West and Jim DeMint Maybe if you took the fins off they might feel really good? Why isn't Mitto's raid group on here I strongly disbelieve and that seems to piss a lot of people off. One of my ex's told me a while ago (while we were dating) that her mum often sees the ghost of her aunt at the foot of her bed. I was just sitting there like What about Semi-Finals? they play those right after? That late? Same here. I cringed at how inefficient it is How much was that? I think it was just a glitch since it seems to have come back now (after half an hour of it being zero I think it was just a glitch since it seems to have come back now (after half an hour of it being zero think he meant drodo? Karthus Karthus Karthus Karthus Karthus I've noticed for some time now that I've got a ton of blonde hair all over my tummy. Thank goodness it's blonde. Even hubby's noticed Didn't even think about that. So his ~6' bodyguards must have been gigantic to everyone else Lenny Kravitz has also done the same too. I think the three of them should do an album together. Holy cow, 66 bucks for 100 grams?! And I thought normal tea was expensive The things i would make her do Probably your conscience knows Korean. I just did all 6 of my Isaac kills with Isaac. A lot easier that way. That is crazy Thou speaketh fairly Especially with them showing their asses Still trying un-mindfuck myself... This would be amazing as an SVG with all the branches labeled. There's also a mod called "Marry a dog" which lets you marry him. Well, I must say that you've blown my mind time & time again with the super compacted redstone. (Especially the doors. Have her try to get you up with one finger pretty amazing result vs amazing opponents. I had no idea he was that good 250 giant eyes? that's like 30-35g in itself People hate Hellboy 2? Do you really think you need to explain what the Imperial March is on /r/starwars? You could literally be me - we even live in the same town I yawned too I guess it could be true that all cats are plotting to kill us after all... Thats the same girl?? Pats fan disclaimer This picture is as old as the internet Imagine that they used Francium and not Sodium In terribad-music-instances like these I almost feel compelled to donate my own music for them Where is my mind.... I can tell when you're not washing your hands. You let the water run for a second and then grab some paper towels. woah. They should call me ObliviousOranges instead I am zues god of all, you will be mine smoke spot I will love you forever. WHERE IS THIS!? I want to go Sweet mother of Hitler, I'm being stalked by a psycho! I did not know that at all, but that sounds fucking awesome I watched this earlier today. But Jenny didn't give you her number! I say that too. But, I drew the reddit alien and wrote on the bottom, "When does the narwhal bacon?" I am going to show it to everybody tomorrow, they better know op.. You know how to use reddit but not google? Funny how they're fairly far off for the Whitecap's record, but not for the goal difference that friend code is apparently wrong Wait you use stock melee on soldier? This was written in 2008 I have a student whose parents have made BIG stink out of getting him a 504 and insisting he has ADHD. They have him on some sort of meds. I asked him the other day if he drinks soda, he said yes, that he drinks 4 or 5 cans of Coke per day. My mom got discounts from AAA to Walt Disney World like three weeks ago. So did I are not children and chairs relatively the same size? ...my god. I've never seen a picture of him without the hair Holy mother of fuck... Sorry I asked I ignored all my updates... I just now checked it out and I had 21 waiting for me. Title makes it sound like he died. Not to mention, the closer of the letter is straight up threatening. They have more after the anime? I had one, the doctors told my parents it moved by itself and thus needed immediate removal By your comment history I'm guessing you have fapped to me lol. I had no idea this industry existed Just be glad you didn't find pictures of naked girls that aren't you Yep... what a surprise Your dad is Tom Hanks and you have an iPhone 3GS? That sucks, I use them most of the day and through sweaty workouts and mine still function great. Are you using max volume or something? I didn't know 'gay' music existed. He means nine months.... Right?!?! ASU sent me tour letters this year.. lol, It makes me laugh actually. She really does sound in pain, but it's a funny scream to me. So maybe in 2 more years? Awesome people with raunchy sense of humor, but all the animals are deadly (the dingo DID eat her baby!). Not that great of TV shows (minus the brilliant Gruen Planet). Some interesting architecture down there, and a lot of amazing nature areas. And the giant spiders I see what you did there... I think Is your version of Photoshop legal? Why was it open to begin with I haven't felt as many pokes before today. It was pretty constant at certain points of the day. In my head I was thinking.... this will probably hurt a little more later on i hear ya! i'm up to 94 as of now and the number gets higher all the time... the daily vlogs can really take up a bunch of time D: but cant..stop...watching.. TIL Wilson is married with Tom Hanks in RL I haven't fapped in 12 days Thats exactly my summoner name...how'd u know? I... might know that guy I've never heard the euphemism "sanitary protection" before. So I can choose a shitty line, manhandle my bike to compensate, and be a good rider because I scraped peg in the process? IM SORRY I see what you did there. Those plug sockets really don't look like they are enjoying that That article makes me glad we don't have cupboards big enough for humans. XD Although my grandmother's old wardrobe seems to be big enough... I misread that as brain flake and was like Or you are Even when you're fast enough for assists not to matter, it handles better than the Evo on dirt dude drink what you like to drink, if you don't the hipsters win DAMN > Who the hell uses Notepad.exe? What's so funny in that word? What on earth is that from Its fast, its fun and it actually works Are you seriously recommanding daily monop and pomme de pain to relax/read/work? It's like, the most cold and frigid and busy place you can think off. Maybe carrefour at 18h could be worst but nonetheless this places aren't good at all. How did I "force" my beliefs on anyone? My beliefs in love and grace and forgiveness have killed millions? Was whowillgrosjeancrashnext.com taken already? The other game only last 5:03 Borderlands had a storyline?? I get why Animal Crossing is that big, but why is Mario Kart matching it? I opened this along with a bunch of other tabs and by the time I got to it I'd forgotten what the title was. My face when I saw it was two pigs fucking: hey! i wonder why she isn't nake.... she is in high school. ** I like that one sign next to lol and jk. Does the word homosexuals really appear in corinthians?? Woman? You leave Steve Miller Band out if this. Those lines rhyme perfectly Holy.... wow. that's the 1st time i've seen a female actually admit to being okay with riot's boob usage in all artwork There are times when you can justify large amount of fast-carbs. On side note how can you drink 32oz( that's 1L I would have a serious cuddle sesh with you. last night i had a dream that Stephen Hawking and ggMonteChristo were discussing events of S2 Finals, and in the end Stephen said to Monte that he doesn't know shit about the game reminds me of when my grandmother's cat stuck one of its claws straight through my middle finger and it got stopped by my nail on the other side... Is that a sausage link leash?? You didn't say whether or not this was a dream There was a way to follow EMH? i bet he is making one of those pizza bread bowls from a few weeks back. It required heavy weight to flatten it Jesus, I could give that guy a blowjob while standing. I'm sorry, but why on Earth would you need to hook your iPhone 5 into another iOS device? dafuq did i just read? I could tolerate that. Dafuq?? You guys pay for weed south of the border I thought they were horses TIL that I'm apparently in the top 5-10% of LoL players. So...is there blocking in this game? I've watched a few videos and it seems cool but I don't think i've seen one person block. yeah, he's ranting reaaaaaally hard >I can buy the S3 for $500 brand new Creepy the opposite happened to me few times. i was fully clothed, and woke up completely naked. my theory is that i probably became really warm while sleeping..and yeah, taking the clothes off is a logical thing We aren't a species coded to write a certain way from birth. Haunting, haunting eyes. Make's two of us ... He can do that? My sheet ...burning down a building? I'm glad it was helpful. I do have to ask the obvious follow up question, however. Your grandmother was the leader of a cult? am not going thier 9sky dungeon) dont wanna get knocked off the world I saw it for the first time late last week.... and... well, I mean.. .I get it.. It sorta makes me think of the Macarena for a new generation.. Let the downvotes begin But...my tits ain't THAT big. But...Thanks? varus has pants? i assumed those were just his legs Ok that's just weird... where did the name come from Disruptive student is young Teferi Oh wow. Confusing post title, I thought OP had a Rubik's cube made out of condoms The guns were in the OTHER guitar case. I didn't realize so many people hated on Tabasco. That's what "stab you in the face" looks like... (Now I know)... what if those profs think that the other profs will take the initiative to assign things due at other times Why should he sound authoritative? What gives him any more aithority over anything than she has? Why the fuck would you buy a high-end graphics card and then play the game on your console? He's not even playing anything. He's not holding any strings down. Had a dyslexic moment. Read that as "across the top of my mustache." How did they get control? Nope, because he's DEAD. He's.. he's got 3 arms.... My GF was born in Iran and came to Canada later on, she's never seen any of the classics like BTTF, Lethal Weapon, Ghostbusters or Beverly Hills Cop or even the newer Will Farrell classics. At first I was all Clear your browser cookies and cache. NOW. Or else she'll know. She'll KNOW. Incresible shots man Where in SSJ? I used to live there, right near the Almaden Expressway/Blossom hill intersection, I dont think I saw any MB building in the 24 years I was in the area I'm an Engineering College Student who does part time IT at school to pay for tuition So... what did you pay for it? Thought this said "mandatory FISTING" No doubt, mad skill- breathing mechanisms---shiver :P A friend of mine told me that she once caught a lady and her reborn in the washroom at a Doll convention...changing it.......... How did you breathe with that much on your chest? Does what? Um... okay. Congrats on that, how should I state this, 'lovely' description on how you felt about that chapter how you mention sage francis slug and aesop without saying eyedea Yup. I was only on a tiny thing that you could hardly call a farm, but even that seems to have given me a one-up on a lot of people now. oww. Jezuz... not helping Haha bring my textbook back Not rlly But my milk never bubbles But it wasn't visible on Fb People say I look like Hugh Laurie. I'm only 22 though 1st world problems: Can't play bideo games because wife want's to be stuffed. Poor. You. Getting hit by a mack-truck The question is... why have we clicked on a nsfw Gaben pic? They're in a network with Kotaku. Everything on there is shit, basically whoa, what were you sending? The guys face This gives out the personal info of multiple redditors. This game was so unclose and fast compared to last weekend. Is it on loop I don't think I'd last a few days, to be honest. ( Today: Guy pulls up next to me and says, "Hey, I bet that thing gets good gas mileage huh?" I answer with a yes, most of the time. He then mentions, "Hey you know your rear light is flickering?" I say yes, it's supposed to. It's so you see me. Guess its working, huh? "Yeah, I guess it is! Hah. ........ Hey, wanna race?" WF received $36, $12.7, $25 & $25 **BILLION**. U.S. Attorney is seeking "hundreds of millions of dollars" in damages. What is this a bone? what did I miss I haven't gotten any gold spam mails the past week, while I was getting 2 everyday the week before. Made me wonder what was up this week. I have been reading some of your comics and they are amazing! I just wanted to say nice work. Also, I noticed something named The Dawkin's Delusion on your site but the link was broken. I am curious to see it though. Are you implying that Batman and Iron man are B-list super heroes? Are you a male? Female? Both? ...Neither? M5=EU ? 1. Do you know why it was? I meant to say what is the point about mention m5 in a comment about NA scene Am I the only one who finds it absurd that they don't want them fucking but *two days* out of the week?! What about US MsMeadows Where's Waldo?? Regarding the second PDE, did you talk about anything similar in the lecture notes? If so, what? Could you double check that the PDE is correct, and then double check the directions? It seems like a particularly difficult one for exercises in the first chapter nope it wasn't said in an episode i dont believe, but a book or something i think. but yeah. i dunno Do I know you j'mattendais pas à le voir en cliquant sur un lien NSFW just out of pure interest, would you resell it for a low price to a fellow redditor possibly? Thanks! I put a lot of time and effort in to making my build nice. It turned out well, the only leak I had was from a faulty compression fitting, which sucked. But it gave credence to leak testing, as I didn't notice it until about hour six of testing.. I do that. I live in the United States, and all the people I have met are girls from Britain and Australia about my age :P a lot in common, just glad I can meet some new people. I have been called a minecraft BFF by a few of them. I have a GF in real life, and the asked me out ingame You're not the only one You guys celebrate Oktoberfest, too?? I will never sleep again. That would be correct. Never knew there was a Pepsi distribution center there, though. I started leaking at around 21 weeks. Found out because my SO has a boob fetish and we were "in bed" at the time. He just kinda gives me this dat purp Indeed... it makes me walk like I'm drunk. ( I can't believe they actually outright showed him as a demon when they've been skirting around the issue for 3 seasons. Yeah, he's also using a really....really shitty HP W1907 monitor which has a max resolution of 1440x900 the grinder when you finish smoking all of it I had the same thing, bro. I was on the roof, jumped off, and my chin hit the railing of our porch. I was dazed and took a few seconds to get up, then just went back to cooking. It wasn't until I saw some blood dripping onto the top of the stove that I realized something was wrong. I was so shocked when I got into the bathroom and there was a flap of skin hanging down that let me see under my chin Oh, ok my bad, your name just sounds so familiar In what sense? 230 grams a day, starting at that weight, is unhealthy? I have 3 cats and we used to find "gifts" all the time. I remember one incident we found a headless mouse body on the floor of the kitchen and the head we found later in the towel cabinet. Wtf kind of lady bits are you looking at dude?! Damn, am I the only one in college here? Wow! handshaking happens after every game You do realize that a plasma cutter is a real thing, right? I thought Ash was 16 when he started? I too would like to know this. Would explain a lot of the bathrooms back at school I know these are likely fake, but I like to think that some seo guys got high and had some fun at work the other day. One guy was like "You know what would be hilarious? Turtle penis!" And now everyone here on reddit is like wtf? Sorry for the interjection...What does IANAL stand for? Really? What are you running? Oh the number of times a female friend tells you about her 'gorgeous' friend. You finally meet her and With 150 stacks, my sniper feels like it has the accuracy of a shotgun, but when it hits.. his his face Interviews boy scout leader who has pictures of naked boys on his arm My very first fight with the dreaded dead hand... That monster still scares me! It didn't help when I first had to fight it and I had no clue what to do. I just ran around trying to avoid laying a single eye of the thing I don't know what's creepier, the fact that it wants to sleep with you, or the fact that you didn't know that it has always slept beside you before. Is your friend human? I can't believe they're releasing this without fixing the matchmaker When he said that his face was like ":D" and my face was like " Im a a student, and there's an autistic senior (super high functioning). Some of his classmates told him to take home a bottle of hand lotion in the art room. He did it, and then the art teacher caught wind and sent it to the biology department to have hime check to see if it was done. It was. B.E.A. UTIFUL! I was going to ask for more ass pic, but saw your history n can only say...Holy Shite!! Profile unavaileble... He also has the legendary shortbow Dreamer ugggh, it's like a goat choirboy being raped..... My brain won't stop moving the swing What is contempt of court? Isn't that just being rude to a judge? You don't get arrested for that, do you? wonder if his last name is fett.. django fett?... no....god no..that face WashingtoniENTs \,,/ ( 0:46 You can emulate Skies of Arcadia!? What kind of AI wants to be president? ok, kinda figured. besides the size, they look remarkably human And I just learned there is a ADHD reddit. ...you strike out? Lulu? Dog is confused and cat is looking judgemental. What are you doing when you took this pic of them? At least I won't have to fight for the women's wear. Or will I? It looks like someone peeled the skin off of a penis Third from left: dat lower body I LIKE YOU Oh shit, I didn't see those! She must love that corolla I dreamt last night that I would come out to my sister today. The weird thing is I wasn't even aware today was National Coming Out Day. SWTor has better graphics than Tera? What the hell? Yeah, source please? This looks like an old best friend of mine No it wasn't YES on the chest freezer. I had heard of this before but didn't think of it when I first started using my chest freezer. I'd had a big ABA chugging along in the chest for a couple of days, opened the lid and stuck my head in to fidget with something..... Nostrils and lungs burned for about 2 seconds before my visions faded and I was luckily able to stumble BACK before passing out. Had I tipped forward, I'd probably be dead. ...But she doesn't look like Emma Watson, she looks like she's dressing up like Emma Watson. But it doesn't take 2 GB to change some code so there must be new assets, or fixed ones ? October is your favorite time of the month? Aren't double-blind tests performed in a clinical setting, instead of a laboratory? Yeah, you have a pretty colorful history. This is weird, we're the same number of days and did the same thing last night I didn't even know there was such a thing JEEBUS I keep getting flash flood alerts on my phone whenever there is a storm in riverside or up in San Jacinto and I look up in the sky and it's perfectly clear... It makes me sad, haha. The weirdest was when I got a tornado alert during our last bout of thunderstorms. I was like... Not to mention it's also a Carribean restaurant, grocery store, and reggae bar too. Damn, that was an amazingly executed PvZ Ooohhh mmyyy!!! Beautiful Ass, can't keep my Already? Yeah, me too. I placed my order really quickly after the sale was first mentioned here, but it's taken her forever to cancel it. I'm wondering if she went through in reverse chronological order or something. Hm. The arrogance I can understand being common, but I didn't realize a lot of people have issues trusting their own thoughts, too. I did NOT read that as "conch" at first... CRAVINGS It actually changed alot ...this is the exact same comment i commented on above with the name changed... NO! wait, what How does this work with coffins? Or do coffins decompose in the ground as well? Was it Neil Patrick Harris? He has a singularity of gayness around him that made me attracted even though I am totally not gay. It's his hidden blade. However, I do require some eye bleach now We need some info on this That's more expensive than an Iron Golem I never realized this before but he looks a bit like Charlton Heston Bioshock is really nothing like Dishonored in terms of gameplay what you on about He's talking about being a mid and having troubles against Rengar jungle. Not laning against him. Futile? Your image impedes ejaculation? What Elo is Kass still banned at The patch is 611 mb It's weird seeing your name used in a pun. Where are you finding them for $12? Holy shit! Chris, you're on reddit? This describes one of my friends perfectly. Um... Dare I ask what you mean by exciting? That is some really intense music for tennis. Seriously? Is typing speed a significant factor for some in the amount of time it takes to write a paper? So many Starcraft players have girlfriends?! Wait...I have that same desk exactly what I was thinking! lol!! They're so used to getting rid of dead bodies! Get it at Target? > How does this work with coffins? Or do coffins decompose in the ground as well? You know...the humane society pegged Jacks birth date at April 13th, but the vet said he was probably about a month older than that.... Sorry, didn't read before posting, too busy looking at pics he can survive if you catch fast moving fish instead of the slow ones :) i didn't know this and read about it years after i played it You scared me as well, because, uh, your face looks exactly like mine in this perspective. We got the same hair colour and style, the same eye colour and proportions, and so on. That was... Scary. Why the anger? Bethesda Ooooo-kay, Just remember, it's only a game. Holy moly. This already looks finished. Why not just release it officially? let's be friends. GOOD friends I'm hoping that it won't get too much ram if I do the Mane 6, Spike, Derpy, The Doctor, Vinyl, Octavia, Luna, and Celestia Holy shit, source? Holy crap! I remember seeing that on the news Wait, what? that was my first thought, been watching to much breaking bad He built a battlefury on shadow shaman I think I'm just overthinking it. When he says he used to it makes it seem like he doesn't do it anymore, but he still does? do you still want to trade? As a gay man, I'm very uncomfortable with a 20 year old gay man meeting up with a 16 year old and that being used as an example against statutory rape laws... Just saw a rumor that we could be in for Lewandowski in January... Ryan just said his faith is based in reason and science. Not for people with OCD. The problem I have with Erkyle's mod is that when I warp, I end up on an escape trajectory from the sun Ryan's closing statement is like something straight off the O'Reilly Factor. It's uncanny I love them When you say the South, how far South? I recently moved to VA from Canada and I've never as far as I can recall have a cashier comment on anything I've purchased holy shit, the cumbox guy posts all the fucking time in that subreddit HOLY CRAP, is it actually "Noh Face"?! That makes so much sense. I always heard it as No-Face. She looks like a girl I went to high school with. I will look up a recipe for that. It is so damn good with all that sugar though!! This is the best patch not i've seen so far This requires recognition Woah... All of a sudden, the term, "worth your salt" makes sense. But isn't posting this thread in itself drama? Like the others said, 2-3 pounds a week is still amazing now that you're approaching your goal; dropping pounds any faster usually isn't recommended. Also, 180 lbs at 6' 3" can look quite small. I wanted a reference and ended up at a site called Big Don's Boys ("lanky" subcategory). Gonna go ahead and break my dick off on this one... Push light units back then force field off heavy ones and pick them off then work on the light ones I am too just wierds me out when I know a guy maybe buffing his banana to it. You are learning italian for the FBI? Did I read that right? you can always paint it Ewww!! I aim for the bridge of the nose; between the two eyes. Now that I think about it, that is weird. Jayce also has an assist along with the kill. Wow, three girlfriends? What words? All I heard was the rattle of a snake. Lol, I had similar reactions. Especially when she objects to your romance with Leliana. Really Wynne?! You're gonna bitch about a girl whose equally if not more religious than you and was WORKING AT A CHURCH before she joined team Grey Wardens?! Just tell me where to put my mouth Oh right--it's been a while since I read the original origin. In fact, now that I think about it, I think what I was thinking was closer to what they did with the New 52 origin. Whoaaaaaaa I didn't realize I commented on your stuff twice CS? I kind of realized he was in my town too with those hints he was dropping. I really don't get why someone would down vote information that someone else might find useful. I get sad for a different reason...I miss the first game. Uh oh... I though it was going to be a lot easier after my experience of days 7-10 but reading that comment made me think again You misquoted I thought you were grinding on the counterweight on the crank for a split second... Ah ok cool. Hm, that makes sense. Ya, I kinda ended up coming to that conclusion on most playthroughs. One play through I inadvertently ended up starting a romance with Morrigan after I gave her Flemeth's cook book (Or so I like to think so :p) when, I was trying to romance Leliana. Of course, it was a moot point because of that damn glitch that doesn't let you romance her if you get her to like you before you do her personal quest Oh, I didn't realize it was 90% Being good at your job gets you stuck at your current job. People in charge like having people underneath them who are efficient in what they do. Those who get promoted aren't necessarily good at the job but are better at getting other people to do their work for them. Do they want "speak only when spoken to" ladies?? Seriously. I thought I had around 30 or 40 and I have 70. You could tell he was getting a little too comfortable when he started posting pics of his gf. Really? What good is karma? Why?!?!??!??!?!?! Change it to another game? wtf i've never seen that thing in my life no artillery in a war game Damn. I would still try to holla at her. But keep a GPS on the kids. You got your own house at 20?! Impressive Elo is pretty much messed up right now because a lot of people strive to get to 1500, having people push their Elos as well as a lot of pretty decent players just starting to play ranked as well as a lot of terribad players that think they are good starting to play ranked, making everything under 1500 a terribly annoying mess What's wrong with Pienaar? Maybe. But that hair, dishevelled shirt and the beauty spot on his neck all make this a favourite picture of mine WIN and or rub our beards together and make a fire *Holy shit*. You don't need imagination to create horror movies or whatever. Just look whats on earth Never seen this in Korea, Japan or China. But chicken eggs are a chicken's period You should think about getting a nursing degree. Yeah, wouldn't it be weird if that story (bean) was a total fabrication that he made up on the spot to sound smart for his "Science Say Abortion Bad" angle? And his wife and kids just sitting there like "What??" This was my exact response; I thought 'cool, another person who watches PL, nice.' Then I checked username Are those pubes? Naked Snake? My dad grew up in rural Maine near Baxter State Park, and he has similar stories. It's rare that he talks about them, but one time we were at our camp up there and we got drinking and he opened up about it. I didn't sleep the rest of the week. Ok pay attention. -_-..... why is this being upvoted? Holy ZZ Top, Batman! That is a magnificent beard. Quite commendable. Also, I'm surprised that you were not falsely hauled off to Gitmo after posting that picture. >But Romney lying wasn't disrespectful? This, right here, is why I still sub Minecraft. I haven't touched it since... *The Halloween update* Aww man, sounds terrible So many nice things in one picture Did anyone else notice that A. Lange and Sohne doesn't send to the US or am i just not seeing it Oh my god... The stress Wow after reading most these comments , I feel young cept both romney and obama lied. the main lies i saw from fact checkers was that romney exaggerated the numbers a few times. o_O know wat ure talking about like omg 604x483? What sort of crazy resolution is that? Hourly? Skin? Don't tell me we can transmute weapons... in all honesty, i came across you're post during the last 15ish seconds of my very first listen to this song. I starred it on Spotify yesterday& JUST now listened to it. This is from my old high school. With that picture of SG-1 thrown in, I'm suddenly clueless as to whether or not you are joking. Interesting, I didn't know you could buy aftermarket coolers for GPUs Wow, even the heavily upvoted explanations misinterpret the comics. Yea, my brother got called in last minute to his job so I'm out my con buddy last minute. Don't know what the point of a jerky post with absolutely no beneficial information is though... especially when it starts with also, as if there was a first paragraph to it or something... is that actually Lorraine Kelly? 2005 One time I was hanging out with a good guy friend, we had never talked about us having any sort of sexual relationship, so I never knew he was attracted to me. Anyway, I get out of my car quickly to give him a hug, and I felt his boner on me while we hugged. I shrugged it off, thinking he probably just got a random boner or something. When I get home I get a text from him that said "I saw your entire ass today A few mcdonalds around here have been doing full breakfast menu after 12am for about 2 years. I thought this was normal Aaaaaahhhh! for some reason i read that as "dance floor competition" at a quick glance. so as the gif loaded and ppl started to fall in sync, i thought it was a well planned move Wait, were you there? Wait, how does that work Almost perfect team synergy... one goes for the feet, one covers him from the bright light...shirtless hmm.. what? Wasn't aware of that (the prohibition bit This is the 3rd time Newegg has sold the game at this price. How many of these things do they have in stock That is my FAVORITE EPISODE You're delicious xD (you go to work in that? ....No shit Will try that - also going to try disabling modemmanager, as I don't remember why I have that in the first place (handles 3g cards is the description for it, which I have none of I know people on facebook OMG! A scar! ..Christ... omg that tongue I know you don't put your dick in crazy, but how about a plant? That's scary as hell THis has happened to me so many times... you have made me like Two lines (numbers) put together to become one? There are lots of places like that around Chicago. Awesome! I'm taking a Java class, too, and I think my professor is the second author on that book. Just like heroin. Ohh...the car outta control one, yeah i had that one alott a while back, it hasnt happened in a while, also kinda in the same ballpark, isa dream where im like in something spinning and its like i cant hold on as it spins faster and faster. Holy mother of fuck. I have this dream (or a version of it) ALL THE TIME. I graduated from college 8yrs ago and from high school 12yrs ago, and my dream is the same. I haven't been going to my classes, I go to school and feel stupid because I'm 30 or I'm repeating a grade I'm *sure* I've passed. That's funny. Also, my school is a mall. It's alright. My cat will get it if it doesn't recover fast enough I think the joke is how useless Maps is at the moment but $5 a month is Damn...so do I. Pretty healthy, but I had an eating disorder years ago and some of the habits stuck with me, resulting in me breaking down and eating a whole pack of cookies when not even hungry, stuff like that. The reason I'm doing Keto isn't to lose weight, it's to break that habit. And even when nI did overeat, it was because I was hungry not because I was bored, and I didn't touch candy/ice cream/etc. So it's like a half-victory I hope it can hold up for an hour straight too What choked me is pooksie video on internet why down vote? :p for once someone said something smart on here >Yeah guys, cauze equal rights = being able to hit a bitch! You're not who said that... I... I don't know The creature kind of reminds me of Mr. Widemouth Thanks for the flair! As a mod, I can't imagine doing 170 flair submissions. Looks like Minecraft Chick I forget most of my dreams, but a recent dream I had was very vivid. I was in Italy sitting at an outdoor cafe chatting it up with fellow Italians. (I was fluent in Italian until the age of 7, but I understood the conversation in my dream Can you please record a video explaining this? I don't understand very fortunate no one was hurt because of this awful incident, a few seconds later and it could have been a whole other issue Who **stands** on a toilet seat!? Worse yet: coupons *and* one of those little fucking change purses. ahh your post made me cry! i found out on the 2nd of this month and i'm still not 100% convinced that pregnancy actually ends with childbirth and that is going to happen to ME and I am going to be a MOMMA. Slow moving? I almost thought this was a girl I knew Joystick works ?? I was listening to Skrillex and just as the bass dropped, the floor fell Looks like someone shot a cannonball at her and it somehow missed her legs I'm pretty sure I had to describe this picture in my COMM 101 class...or its just a similar picture of the same lake Unless people had their first penta kill recently, it seems awfully difficult to recall the team comp of your first penta kill. Okay this sounds totally ridiculous, but the corner of your boyfriend's face looks a lot like my boyfriend... And why were you on my facebook. 80$ My mom told me that she considered becoming a prostitute when she was younger is he real? That can't be real... I can't believe in such quality... Forget the daily aspirin, I'm taking Pepto. Upvote! The same thing happens in North Alaska and Canada. I say it looks just fine. Maybe style it different, but the shape and everything works. Another idea is to buzz it, but I don't foresee you having a good buzz-head head shape I did that 5 years ago... Little did I know. Did peanut butter suddenly become *not* junk food?!?! We knew that before... Using reddit to disprove reddit... It feels like I was in a hackey sack circle at one of those dad gum hippie colleges. And apparently its going to bruise and turn black and green. And im all strung out on vicodin, Justin long and Mythbusters at ucf on the same day? what gives? there is no way LgN disband it makes no seance at all i watched last night Cruzer's stream and all was fine I used to do the multiple restaurant thing too, he was always "too tired" to actually go out to eat with me so I would have to go to the restaurant(s) to pick up food for us so we could eat it at his house. I did a lot for him, but when I got my wisdom teeth out and asked him to scoop me some ice cream because I was too high on medication to do it myself, he told me I was being a pussy and that I was just milking it to get attention. It was the day after I had them out.. He should have said, "DAT ASS wow, I consider myself a total Linux noob (I'm currently a C# dev) and I knew the answers to all of these ~55 minutes in is my favourite deduction scene from anything EVER looked so much like Jurassic park right there She?!? Banned? I go on Reddit everyday and I do not know such things?! Please tell me you're referencing Anchorman Gee, thats terrible. That @$$ Well, to be honest, I'm picturing you as a camel. I did, although not quite as elegantly as you put it. I also suggested just having unprotected sex with someone rather than raping them, but alas, he wants a lot of options. Oh, and they need to be teenagers, becaus he feels they're less likely to abort the baby. PB? So out of curisity, how WAS he getting back on? What kind of encryption were you guys using? Oh god, so much for sleeping. I read that as "naked after a butt massage" Yeah um, wow. They did a great job, and the photo looks touched up, but they must have had a *hell* of a canvas to work with. WTF LEVEL: WAT DAFUQ AM I LOOKING AT!!! Heh, it's funny cause my comment here was genuine but now that I read the others I feel like I somehow contributed to the pod people posts. Well if it makes you feel any better, it's not like I shove it up there Wow, I read that whole thing. Commando all your life you're *evolving* whoa those graphs look so cool You look like one of the guys in the Pigpen Theatre Company.... She did spend most of her time alone while at camp. Seriously, WTF Bioware... I think you're taking it a little too personally Why did I read this in Dr. Calligari's voice... cat anus In front of the cats?! "I see zombies" or "Icy zombies?" look at nye.. Tyson is nodding. Back at Tyson.. Nye is nodding.. Off the screen they are both nodding.. Or are the shrooms just kicking in now My cat is weird and refuses to eat wet food or tuna. Only dry food for her. Wanna do more then just touch. do you live in georgia? that sign looks like the sign of the church i went to when i was a kid Are gonorrhea and chlamydia the same thing? It says chlamydia is a "silent" disease only appearing in 1 to 3 men. But it shows after 1-3 weeks after exposure. What if my body is just retarded? You're a junior in high school and taking category theory? Wow where do I start, I am a Massage Therapist, sometimes I feel like a counselor at times because while on the table people spill their life story on me sometimes, hear some pretty crazy stuff. Lets see, today? Someone told me their family history and why she doesn't doesn't visit them very often. She told me that her sister. Is in a relationship with a man that she really loves but her mom. My clients step mom is trying to sabotage her daughter's relationship, my clients sister. Because her bf is not Christian enough one time when I got off work I went to a little diner to get something to eat, ended up staying about 4 and a half hours just talking, not just to the person, but our waiter (who was clearly bored since we where the only people) we just joked around and talked about all the shit we put up with in food service. got him to end up leaving me the water pitcher because I kept asking for refills(I think I went through 2 of them They should be worried. I might not be from unsw, but im in science and I know how to use sulfuric acid This ... this is like ... a one minute long distillation of pure 80's campyness youre like a boy version of me lol by look and stare im assuming you mean check a girl out and not like WHAT.THE.FUCK ? I can't do this... I only have ESP's and BC Riches. Those headstocks are not vagina safe Wow THAT ass Fuck, thats what I think with every girl I'm really into THOSE THINGS ARE FROM SATAN that's some impressive scruff for a 17 year old So many gameboys... why > Fuck, thats what I think with every girl I'm really into How do you burn down a brick observatory hey man you're the one who is upset that blizzard is adding more units I WILL CATCH THEM ALSO SPIDERS why did that even get downvoted? people mad because i ASK for help? Not comfortable with blowjobs? Are you ready to party? I have Viking Ancestry and I was looking at pics of how the Vikings lived back in their time and I came across this house and I love Skyrim and was like this As am I! Did someone just downvote everything in here? This looks like the kind of stuff I see on shrooms Congrats Cheesy Joseph I remember going trhough the same at the last office birthday party... I was expecting the hordes of Spanish inquisitors to burst of the doors with torches to hang me... but... nothing happened HA! Little she says. "I am happy to jerk off my ca... Why don't you just let him try? Oh, *God*, yes! Why haven't you done this? It had apparently flew into the window earlier. Does anyone notice that his eyes are the same color as his hat?? I saw something like that in Branson, MO. I wanted to ride it so badly but you had to sign a contract that said that its not responsible for any injuries or death... Nod? Isn't that from command and conquer? Or have they come to take over skyrim as well and pollute it with Tiberium? These pictures come with unintentional 21st century Smell-O-Vision. Really?? *kinda* WTF? ( what does kite mean? Did someone just repost a news story except that then, her head will smell like smizz always... First time I hear about it, too. My father works there. Whenever I try to cut his units in half his army destroys me because they gain vision. And on top of that the units that I do end up cutting off all survive Not sure if it is just me of the song says "Give me a Raze". Then show all these shadowraze snipes... I'm sorry, are you David Tenant's cousin? Seriously, the resemblance is uncanny. how the fuck did i not know this earlier I didn't even think of that when I was doing that during lunch at school I was there on that live daily, you should have seen the chat. They found out this girls Harvey Mudd Page and her info and stuff, and were forming a angry chat mob. It was crazy intense. imagine if she cosplayed as it If I were "religious", I'd be a deist. Clockmaker god seems the most likely of the deity scenarios. Maybe not though, maybe the spaghetti monster is real > Not comfortable with blowjobs? That would take half an hour to smelt that's a really long distance relationship I mean... Yeah the spelling makes my eyes bleed, but if she's putting in the effort to get good grades and actually equates doing well in school to success and independence later in life (which she clearly wants), there are certainly worse things. She probably doesn't spell like that on schoolwork so hopefully she won't on her resumes I wonder how the communication would work... Wait are you talking about the formation cards? Who would buy them for 40k? Damn, creeper! Probably thought about selling your hair to a wig salon for big money... Or some super strange cut-hair fetish Is that being hauled by a Toyota Tundra? This dude is in the six year club and this is his first comment? Is Key Quest pay to play? Agreed Holy shit, I totally missed this. Stephano is a pedo? omg. I can't believe this is real life. /( really So... this is rape. I would say yes they certainly did grow THERE IS NOT A SINGLE FOOD I HAVE TRIED THAT I DO NOT LIKE. Don't worry :( when I was watching the series when I was like 8, I tried fire-bending. But not like this kid You Post this as the 1million dollar first price League of Legends world finals are happening live Just when I thought it couldn't get any creepier... Wait wait wait wait. You're telling me my courier is worth in excess of $300? Excuse me while I make sure this isn't some perverted dream That casting booth death stare. twist: RorschachJournal is Reggie Wayne I'm Rebecca... Adam? Wait wat? There's an orchestra on stage? haha My store had something like that. xD It was this kind of frightening blow up doll with super-fake hair and a hard plastic face. A guy came in once asking if she talked. This is glorious. so, so right. he looks like a magikarp I didnt read it right and I thought you found all of that in one room And then you check viewerlist and go I want Gandalf to make one for me too Rarity looks like a Siamese pony. This and the OP are the same game? Yeah, in the comments of his post he says that's just the tip of the iceberg. What post was this? I never saw it Where did you get that sweet bass drum front star cover? I want it That shit is huge! Sure is. I am so glad I discovered this subreddit. I am 13 now and will look out for these warning signs! Where do you live btw? Maybe the meat guys are in my area He's the leader of the bunch, the fuck are you bro? But if they don't supply it...how do we...demand it? Looking through the notes... You mean my Auburn hat? i'm not really sure what you mean by this Radiation sickness? it says i need shockwave. Is this not just flash? hmm, so it needs to be a HDD or something.... I keep getting thrown off by the movement. Haha! I see you, but you can't see me.. Yet.. Toyz gets oriana froggen gets anivia... Bet it was a shopping trolley accident Will we see a even bigger number in next year finals? Not allowed to have orgasms during pregnancy?! What the fuck is that about Is.... is that Mike in front of the guy with the orange bag on the right? I think it's the Brazilian wandering spider you're talking about. That's the kind of venom The Fear coats his crossbow bolts in. So whenever Snake is hit by said bolt... -_- o_oO-OL_O_O- when i saw the siv hd video that referred to 2 girls as bitches I went Lucky bastard! Awesome find! You even got the controller with it (Which is worth as much as the system itself for some crazy reason what did he say well all their eyes scare me I'm actually kinda surprised the bass doesn't just eat the snails. Wtf, he kinda looks like yellowpete in that pic Wow, for some reason everyone's finding this post now, even though I wrote it 4 months ago... where did you find this? If anyone is turned on by these photos, there might be some issue so he is suppsoed to cut into them to get them out Care to enlighten me why Valve is so great? o_O. I dont want to get into the "best gaming dev ZOMFG" discussion because I think its kinda stupid, but I for one dont understand why Valve is made up to be the saint of the gaming industry by so many people... I cant recall them doing anything overly special to deserve that.. Did I miss something? TIL I'm the only Californian that has never heard of avocado milkshakes Is his hair actually blue? Oh wow oh god, we're getting collectively worse at jokes now **Le meme triangles** You'd take advice from a lower-ranking pervert?! Why was OP's thing removed? You may be correct. Somehow expected to get to the required height in a 10 mins or something. The pig needs to stop stealing the bacon?! 2 keys for my strange festive bat... nobody even touched that offer for 3 days, then suddenly it's over a bills the next morning when I woke up... what 'Only' 8 games a day?! Maybe I misread what you said then? 22 essays in one night? You're pretty, but you look 12. ...and now I know why your name is "Anal_Spatula" Augh! Get those things away from me! \( It's like one giant link wait. america isnt the only country in the world? I guess so... But the problem is a lot of it doesn't make sense. >_< If the cylons wanted to destroy them they could instantly but no one seems to pay attention to that. Also like 5 people shouldve realized the asian pilot was a cylon well before the Season 1 finale. Even with a decent seat, why would someone intentionally leave their glasses at home when going to a spectator event Hey it's weird! It's this user again! O_O When I see posts that have comments like,"This was posted months ago." or something like this, the username Probably_on_Reddit is the one who posted it... Why is this?? I'm just laying in bed watching the thing. Seems that he's having some trouble with his visor heating though Good God! I'm an addict! IMO that Blastoise looks like a dog There's certainly been a few haha... Yea I guess it's hard not to overhear people's convos.. oh, and what a wonderful place to debate! But seriously... why do you want china to take over???!?!?!?! I've heard good things about this Shane Draughn guy... Oh, wow, it seems to have been circling my house for quite a while man the Lori boos in that video came off so much louder than they did in person They got both the WC and the Olympics in 2 years ? ditto Thanks, i looked for a programming subreddit but i think i spelt it wrong.. Lmao thank god. I live in Wisconsin and that is the first time I've seen that particular commercial This. Everytime i see a street curb, i always picture it. I imagine it happening slowly. First the teeth get pushed out from the pressure,then the jaw seperate But for who? This question strikes me as complete nonsense for two reasons: 1 - what evidence do you have that Caskerville is an authority on European insurance companies? 2 - What makes you think European insurance companies are the authority on all things legitimately medical or not? How on earth did insurance companies become your measuring stick? 4 Xbox's But what if skitty is the male? Did not like that one bit. Calls warrior op, plays bm hunter. Wow, okay. Throw another shrimp on the barbie! Gooday mate So only 10% of eligible voters vote? I'm not defending that comment, but those long nails always freak me out. Holy crap, I had seen a few pictures of fans with her and she seemed pretty tall on all of them so i thought she was standing on something, How old is she though? She looks pretty tall Do we have the same friend? OH MY GOD HE'S BACK Initially I was like What couldn't be done? Is there even more back story as to why you chose to get a tattoo representing your grandfather on your upper leg? Why the fuck does this /r/ even exist AND THE WORLD IS FLAT. Serial killer? Well, damn. Sweet Baby Jesus! Please help this post get to the top, bc dat little Ass is going to perform a miracle right before our The raised area on the rear with the scoop like curves would create a lot of drag. I think it's weird that the only reason the new design bothers me is because it wouldn't fly well Do what danielx203 requested, so I can watch sorry but.. what kind of animal am I staring at He's looking at you at the start .... "Why are you talking!? Let me talk!.....ANSWER ME!?!?!" You need to do one solo run on Platinum to complete Solo Mastery, saw some guy at BW forums who did it with Volus Adept We made new accounts for ship 02 Since you said the last thing you want is a relationship with this girl, you better not move in cause I think you're right, she wants it! It should freak you out! I applaud your mentality, you are very wise to recognize this could be a future issue. I think you've made up your mind that this shit is not going to happen! Good luck, guy... And be careful cause as a women I recognize a common trait in her actions, if you sleep with her she may just invent a relationship in her brain. That's a big tank. Illegal in Cali, meaning it's not even sold as Bronkaid here? IT REALLY DOES, BUT ACCORDING TO THE WEBSITE, THE PERSON IN THE PICTURE IS FEMALE Yes. Might have broken my ankle yesterday attempting a Spartan Beast obstacle race, effectively ending my racing plans for the rest of this year. That's what I accomplished. Oh my god... How much damage was there??? what do you use a knife like this for? The thumbnail makes this picture look like a drawing. For some reason I read it as "Rape" me... the snow isnt too bad to drive in im just not looking for the months of -40 temps for the highs :( with the turbo and automatic set up it eats soo much fuel in winter Tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyynes.. That... is.... a rather interesting mix of animals in that tank. Holy crap, I've scrolled half a page and will never come back to this again. I've seen pendulum clocks that look even more elegant, are just as efficient, and can actually tell time! Amazing!! ... Mine opens instant with phone search enabled looks like a xenomorph giving birth My wii loads games off the hard drive faster than legitimate disks This is made scarier by the fact that Tom Daley is an (extremely attractive) Olympic diver for Britain and I was just thinking about him before I went on Reddit. this is King Mo? and here I was thinking it was the guy from Men on a Mission That isn't even it's final form. Ned Flanders is left handed. Poor girl got so drunk she wore grandma's shower curtain as a dress Wow, these are fantastic! You should do this as a painting or something Did someone tamper with the wikipedia entry or did the author actually call it "dreamshit"? have you ever actually been involved in a situation where mutual pleasure was even an option, or are you a total virgin? Still nope. WOW. I was in the same boat, then I broke down. Searched on bestbuy for available iPhone 5's in store, found a place that was right around the corner from me. Called AT&T, canceled order that had been "processing" for three weeks (rage) and I got lucky enough to scoop the 5 up locally. The guy said it was a pre-order that had been sitting there for 30 days I felt my FIRST moment at 15 weeks, 1 poke one day, one poke the next day. A week later They were in full blown poking mode. Sword fight with Edward Cullen. No problem, Have you ever made a Totodile or Feraligatr? Thanks snoopeh! It's awesome to see the players who have the most clout continue to support Riot in such a steadfast manner- especially after a dose of disappointment at the tournament. I think they did an awesome job too. Also, i'm not taking away my CLG.eu logo away unless they make me! Mine was Pearl...and I had both Dialga and Palkia on it! My teacher's son traded me the other one. He had this device that allowed him to alter the game...so he had five of Dialga! You look almost exactly like someone I know. It's kind of strange, actually Our minds are attuned Where and when is this 'tour' it's already on nick at nite I wonder what else people use Okcupid for these days .... Seriously astounded at the fact only one reply seems to agree with me. This is YOUR ONLY CHANCE, EVER, IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, to try human. Why the hell would you pass it up? Can one of you explain? Ha ha yeah that's what I keep thinking. Every expansion it gets a little worse but that chance on hit still makes it the best item in the game. Imagine having that in a BG or on a raid It's SomBRA. So, it's an anagram of Bring Smoka. Just give the bubbler to the person with the comment that YOU like the most, delete this savagery, then, we shall never talk about it again Huh? It's true though, I hadn't really thought about it till I saw this. I guess this is a few years ago, while there have been violent protests since, I haven't seen much in the media I've been watching (e.g it's all been kinda peaceful 'occupy' protests in the west for the last year). Egypt and Greece aren't fucking around Not sure if up votes or down votes... Or both.. Neither? I still can't tell if she is really tall or stands on top of something in every picture who the fuck took this picture? Oh.. I don't really know my head size This must be shared with... Everypony! Well, there's a difference between confidence and cockiness. Sure, BD are always perceived as cocky assholes. But they can sure as hell back it up. I know some guys who marched BD in their own years and they are the most humble people you will ever meet. Idk. Maybe it's just me. because you can't assume a girl is going to like you for no reason unless you are insanely attractive... if you don't talk, they have no reason to go after you... and the ones that do might be crazy They aren't the same thing. Crap. Oh well it's not a big deal. It *is* weird that The Ravine has the same UNSC palette as Impact, it seems like it should be a Forerunner palette considering it's a Forerunner themed map. skinny capri's at that. I'm afraid it's too late now... Mother Of God.. It looks *really nice.* I was like awww kittens so cute and then I scrolled down and saw the black one and it was all O_O and I was all Did you guys watch the games? Fiji was on fire man! Congo And that's about the time the population gets so out of control, the quality of life is worse than actually dying? I beaten the game yesterday but I don't reconize the mission But then we would vaginas insted of penises "Crank pulls out of MvP" 17 F and I know I'm probably too young but I'm afraid it will hurt. I've had many boyfriends never given it up. I might to my current boyfriend, he feels like 'the one', well he's the only one for sure I know I won't regret it with. But I'm such a coward and I am so allergic to pain. BK in New Zealand is delicious... Okay, I'm not sure why many of you dislike this picture. The blonde & I have been friends since kindergarten and the middle girl moved into our city in 8th grade. This is just a simple picture & I thought it was cute but guess not. Roomates always ask if I'm watching some kind of weird masochist porn when they hear it because on my speakers it gets overly loud. The scream is audible over everything else in the game on those speakers. Taitex Phlamachha I walked into school one day during my senior year, and then a vague friend-of-a-friend yelled "MOIST!" at me, taking my ...what, does every single faction mentor die in some contrived sacrafice? What did I just look at Tyrogue looks.... a bit suggestive.... It took me one single Ultraball to capture Cobalion, but this little.... grr... I was left with only one left out of fifty... FIFTY!!! I swear, I'm gonna sacrifice it in order to awaken the Kraken to unleash all my rage.. I thought Westinghouse is a conglomerate these days and don't really brand consumer stuff anymore.. If you main volibear, why is Morde your most played character in ranked? Rarity's a Scalie. You're not alive if you dont owe somebody.... COCACOLA. Who the hell are you that you can afford to throw money away on DVDs for movies you haven't seen yet?! I had the same problem after updating my Galaxy Note to ICS. The very same link helped me to solve my problem though Actually for some reason I never thought of Jennifer Carpenter as hot until Season 7. In the past seasons I feel that shes just meh but for some reason as I watch season 7, shes appearing as really really hot to me. I try, some days though too much coffe What did I just watch... That's actually very deep. Holocaust jokes Just went 13/2/X, And here I thought I was original when I was in high school. Super clueless science teacher. She left her grade book lying around will nilly and to top it off she marked all her grades in pencil. People always got way better grades than they deserved for some reason That Kim looks striking like Chie Satonaka from Persona 4 No, it doesn't. lol, yeah I guess that didn't occur to me 145 TIL Tits walk. It was a perfect port for me. I was on an aging P965 chipset + Q6600 and a HD4850... Where's pikachu? I have pcie 3.0 with my mobo, from my understanding the difference between 2.0 and 3.0 pcie with an ivy vs sandy is really a small percentage depending on the graphics card. It's like a .3 to 1-2 fps difference. I'm still learning all this so why would I not have pcie 3.0? how does his ink make him a gangster? Anyway, I want that damn pup!! ( And no photoshop TIL-There are actually others in the Netherlands How do you have the sunlight sword if you didn't know where Solaire is? Who would want a salt flavored pill? "Journey to the Centre of Arcanum" this comic Dead horse... The day after...? Will you add the shift + credits easter egg (Fallout 1 and 2, IIRC) in P:E? Please add this FUCKING AMAZING!!! THIS would convince me to buy her For a moment I thought you had set up some elaborate ruse (struggled to believe it - both the product itself and the stolen advertising). Then I googled it. Now I am in disbelief First I was like: That one and the morning beer one is awesome. Then I noticed a nekkid Griffon sleeping next to Geoff. Dude...how do you know where that hair is from. What box? Hhmmmm... That doesn't look right... It's kinda awkward. Or is it just me and my dysfunctional brain? Want to do bad bad things to you. This comment was almost offensive But how! I was sleeping over at a male friend's house (me also being male) when we were about 12, and we had turned out the light and he thought that I was asleep. My underwear were sitting in my night bag. He got out of bed and picked them up, lay back down, and took a massive sniff, then had a wank with them. As opposed to bad breath from other body parts? Now you understand the plight of Twins fans (like myself) who were pissed when Gardenhire was extended after losing his 12th consecutive playoff game. I got a question about toys. There are a bunch of them strewn around because we've got more than one dog. Does the new dog want his own? As if capturing aliens alive isn't intense anymore. Who is this? and why did i get down-voted DAT FINGER IN THE CORNER... a 3 man pod too HOLY SHIT Hmm but then carl would be like 16 or something in the comic ? A popular girl once said I was really good at playing bass and cut me off before I could start singing. I didn't have the heart to tell her I was playing Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse I know Holy ladyboner, that's amazing! You also seem to have lost about 10 years I think the subreddit got deleted. Spoken like someone who couldn't get into UT and is now bitter Love third graders My favorite part is how you don't even realize it for awhile. Everything is just so...*normal*... and then it hits you and you're like Wait, spell va is less for AoE spells? Since when? Wait, spell va is less for AoE spells? Since when? 144 tanks?!?!?!?! Good mother of christ. wtf glaivebeam and weapon pre igniter on jump one?! how is that even possible... rape_yoga is the model ... there are people on OKC who *don't* work in IT? You don't?!! are those... are those fist nipples? As a Canadian I apologize to the rest of you for this unless it started in the US in which case...WTF Pizza Hut Canada??? Do you really have to emulate EVERYTHING the States does? Jesus, she looks like she's thirteen few DAYS Thats just pure raw incompetence... I had no idea you had a song be on a commercial Complete black out for at least 20 minutes , no power what so ever , suddenly the phone rings * It's funny to think that some great grandfathers look like someone you could be interested in if they were our age now. Did you argue that socioeconomic should be mandatory in public schools from 11-12 and through community college's and universities?? > That is one badass girl. Haha, I've had that happen, too. In the nose, in the eyes... even in the ear! SCP has a subreddit Its almost like he can tell the future... ah.... but what if marijuana was free What kind of tomato was it? When I went to Calgary, the only black people I saw were on TV. Not sure if you honestly believe that statement or if you are being deliberately obtuse and/or sarcastic. The whole post seemed like one giant Ashley-hazing frenzy to me... I also have that They apparently made use of the PDF English-DOthraki dictionary Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh. Very misleading title! I thought a Da Vincci's invention from 400 years ago is actually used these days! Osu.. The only debate I can think of...is how to get me head between them legs. Not as happy as the angel is, apparently... Squint your eyes and you have a UFO. Can we be friends? Why does this sound like a friend of mine.... Holy crap thats a big hole Wait, there are posts in /r/funny that are actually funny? Would....you take advantage of me? Are you in Kansas? I have no idea what paypal is Several times in that story I made this face at my computer monitor: Yeah, it's going to be very interesting. I love thinking about it at a [4], thanks for giving the other side, for both me and oth'rents (sounds soo much cooler than saying other ents, especially in southern accent crab, with chicken i forgot to ask the question in the first one I'll draw you a pickle for $5. Download paperbacks? Could backfire. "I don't remember your name but I remember EVERYTHING ELSE. Engine sounds kinda weird.. How is this funny? I find it terrifying that she's wearing clothes. Where would one find such a place to purchase this And the carpet We had this post a month ago. i got #2 when i was like 10 years old Yes, it's a quarter of their salary, as the person above you just stated... I don't intentionally do stuff that I end up feeling bad about Stretched out scrotum? You might want to practice map-reading skills...there is no loop. ∑( OH TIL That americans refrigerate their eggs.... KILL IT AND BURN THE WHOLE GOD DAMN HOUSE amazing! Damn! I was sucked in there and then ehm... so? he even tasted it I really hope not, for her sake I once forgot myself and used the word *mathom* in regular conversation. Everyone was like I didn't? where are his gloves is that..a..baby in the passenger front lap oh If this is a joke I didn't get it You also have a Call Of Chutulhu Mythos book as username it's gonna be fun jungling with him again :) hasn't played him since lvl 20 Imagine Wizard Weed.. Have you ever seen Elaine dance? Elaine danced? Wow my Jaw literally dropped when I saw that Stephano thingy... Is that really happening I'm honored. But this image is from pre-Shippuden Naruto You didn't know? You're dragging the league down with losses to Maryland and Penn State "I have to sell sombody" You have too many S. Backburners What else? Why did I even click this? hey, I love Chinese food! I can't think of any Indians I know who won't eat it The man is brilliant. Those time signatures. What, what did I miss? At first I thought it was a very intricate pinecone. I would love to be friends first. Knowing how pretty I am it horrifies me to get tied down so early! I'm sure that is the case, but that's a bizarre and entirely illogical reason to go back and completely reevaluate the character as a complete failure from day one. two hands go up due to gravity... his cap stays... haha. XD don't worry about your edit, the other stuff was actually pretty helpful. I'll look around nimbasa city. thanks! and yea I know I could also get shards from the tournament but I'm competative and like to win...didn't know you could run from it though. Holy fuck he looks a lot older now Thanks for the RAM heads up. That should not be much of a problem until I RAM_max that shiz. Haha I have kissed the Debian stuff goodbye, except for the Ubuntu box I have setup for my mom at her place.. A month? I think I spend close to that, if not more, a week on coffee. engineering will be fun for you then... But what if the book ends up being taller than mass? I want to pet that, like, a lot. Reminds me of super bad. Wow....how old do you suppose this guy is? I'm also a little disturbed that his voice sounds a bit familiar. What kind of Mistress wears a posture collar Saw this video a while ago, pretty fucking weird. I showed my friend and she thought it was porn till she Resident evil 2: The licker bursting through the one-way mirror The internet says 345/60R17 how did you get it to last so long? Wow dude... not a uh, very good sign of the health of your relationship, don't you think? He's like 5 years old Where do you live? I'm not sure what "dive out" you're talking about with Leona When I was doing the 'Escape from Durnholde Keep' instance, for some reason all of the pandas in my group turned into humans. Maybe Pandas are humans Never noticed that But wait, if all the phones are stacked there, then what is taking the picture? You can't defend yourself against a house cat? >I'm not sure what "dive out" you're talking about with Leona Hooray for the comments. I saw the arrow on the cigarette box pointing to the spoon and stack of phones and thought your friends had to spoon each other to get their phone or something. wait what? when did SF had 6 prot 4 diamond guys "OBY" .... CO**L**BY. I initially read this as "there are some corpses to be found." The pope defended Pokemon. What are you talking about? Yeah that's voice search. Now is proactive, stalks you and figures out where you live and work and gives you traffic and weather. I'd rather go as you. And I'd love to deliver that Yes, because an 800 AoE nuke with knockup has no presence at all in team fights. Funny you mention that, one of the prostitutes in the show is Muslim...yet she does porn why would you take supplements if you don't know what they do Thanks for the awesome comments! I don't know what YouTube did with the video, but it isn't shaky if you watch it with 1080p What has been seen It just wanted me to set up my voice mail. AFAIK, "sangaku" is literally just "triangle". No shit? Ah alas that would be of no use to me. We don't have a Hungry Howie's around here. Matter of fact, our Pizza Hut doesn't even deliver Wait, I thought the Serbian player was trying to calm Danny Rose down initially. When, how and why did it all go south so suddenly? I think its called a ganglian *dont no if its spelt like that* in the old days they used to just bash them with a bible and pop them!! I don't actually generally post these Newsmin episodes anywhere on reddit but I thought I'd try at least once. I chose to post it here above /r/gaming because, well, you know why! If this counts as terrible, terrible self-advertising or whatever I won't do it again! Just do what you did before? Move the mouse to break the old screensaver - move the mouse to try and test something *before* running to someone else's manager? You act as if IdrA practices with anyone on his team For some reason I really don't think she's that good looking... Her face looks like an alien to me I'd like to see the video from all the times he was practicing that move. are those...2560x1600 monitors? I thought you meant that you were just getting the news about Kim's divorce and wanted me to update you on the goings-on in their lives. Only one but I have savored every moment WOW, this is so brainwashing and retarded HAHA. Go ahead, click further. CLICK DONATE. Directly to Obamas page. Yall are being fuckin brainwashed like dumbasses!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH Nice *facts* Obama, I like how you trick people reading your website to make it look like your "*arithmetic*" (like he mentioned in his debate with Romney).. Very clever making us look at advertisements on the important words, lmao. It almost tricked me into thinking his shit was cited, but wow, was I wrong.. loooooooooooool Gotta admit, the ad was cute, tho! ;) 3000+ upvotes.. Wow there's a lot of um... gullible people? I'm twelve and what is this Will you be my play date? Didn't you have a different name before? Unless I'm crazy, I remember reading some big "goodbye" post about how you had to quit Sc2 due to carpal tunnel? well there's another thing I now have to worry about Echelon and it's followups how is this not common knowledge on the Internet? Hope she's not Princess Melanie. Thanks for the tip on Focuswriter! That is very useful. I now have six nature-themed backgrounds ready to go. One question I had: On the left side there are "scenes," and it says how to move scenes up and down, but not how to make new scenes. I was trying to help he lives at his house by his own choice ** I think I know the girl on the left! H&M makes raw denim? I live right down that street! I always pass those in the night... so creepy... Dethklok, Cannibal Corpse, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Metallica (ONLY THE FIRST 3!), Venom, Pantera, Manowar, Judas Priest, Helloween, Gamma Ray, UFO, Blind Guardian, Slayer... Pretty much yeah... Girls don't really like my musical tastes she loves your mushroom tip bro i have no idea Not anymore The scene in the scrap yard How did Gallup find people who have avoided the news so far? LOL i know that graves What if we all are and Reddit is just distracting us from noticing it? No of course n...wait shit. Meow? Not really, no. You cant really "spread" kills as soon as teamfights start because thats just not how teamfights work. In teamfights you just kill the enemy as fast as you can. Usually youd expect some revenue after the teamfight tho, as in dragon, baron etc which also gets the team a lot of gold. If you have a 24/2/13 in your team and still manage to lose you just play bad If they did, they're going to *hell*. And by all means...let it happen again and again. ... Well, thank you for the compliment. i just dont get the comments that Ive gotten...Im being told I wear too much makeup...I wear eyeliner and mascara I've used a blanket set up before, but the neighbors came out to see what I was doing, and went on to tell me how their uncle had a phd in astrology. Well, I dunno... I think it is kind of fun at times. Unless you're one of them She's so gorgeous without all that makeup, why would she do that to herself? There's always at least one person watching this statue Handheld greek fire throwers actually existed? I was positive Total war was lying to me This was the exact word for word statement I was told in class "Work with your brothers to curb hurtful patriarchy and rape culture" It just confused me because I don't personally know or associate with anyone who supports this kind of behavior. Am I supposed to actively seek rapists and misogynists and try to keep them from destructive behavior so I can curb my white dude guilt ? It's...it's not an opinion based issue is... is that a spider tattooed on that guy's arm? Well, I've never noticed how tall he is Thanks dude. Yeah I've actually seen this video before. It's what got me interested in the subject. It was junior year second semester... I was really stoned and I watched this thing all the way through. mfw Wow the other guy has one heck of a poker face. Not even a single muscle moved. I think I wanna know the girl on the right That is disturbing..... omg it makes perfect sense That Demented laugh at the end Well when I was 4 years old, I had an ear infection, and my dad told me he would take me to the doctor, and the doctor would take off my ears and give me new ones. It scared the shit out of me Holy cow, where was this meetup? Hearing Tony Hawk swear just flipped my world upside down What does one search for to find this? Narnia is a big place. Mind blown Wait. You had 2 deaths, darius had 9 kills, and shen said that you fed darius? My god, the stupidity doesn't seem to have limits i was in queensdale and 2 dropped for me from mobs. in gendarran, i had 2 more drop for me from events. i thought the key was a rare drop, but not an extremely rare drop. I was promised Hilarious..... Thenthe woman wouldn't be in the kitchen, the kitchen would be IN the woman He got a free Zoltan and didn't even notice! The short version: Never put aesthetic design before balance. If Blitz was energybased, he would've been pretty broken. Sure, an energy/steambased ( No. 7 did come off as *more* creepy IMO I didn't understand what you meant until I started singing the song, then I was like no. Bloody hell, 4:48 As a mother, you? Just like Dwarf Fortress... Wow impressive! I still think I will keep the Hero2 and run it till it breaks. The black edition is Thanks for the info. I also have the physical book which I have yet to read as a female, i find this creepy Now what would the Buffalo say about that if we asked it, hm? I would say yellow, but the pink pill would allow you to shapeshift into any one of these! I can't find a word that is strong enough to describe the sheer awesomeness of this Unless you go sunbathing nude or miraculously own something sexier, then that deserves to be worn. Are you a new mod? And I don't see how this post is a violation of either 1 *or* 2. The title contains a question. There's no doubt about that. And I believe this is a pretty discussion-inspiring post. There's alot of dumbfuck questions out there, and you choose *this* one to remove? How about those bugs that get into your body and eat you alive Yeah I fall on the skin part. The Dr. I visited just said take this ointment, ok bye. Your Swadloon is part of the Elite Four? What? My question? This isn't my post 50$???? Old babysitters? How old are you? Yes I'm on the west coast; guess I need to do some serious googling now! Thanks for the warning. Now I'm all freaked out Genuinely perplexed here: does that mean Americans are generally more rude? Is their lack of acceptance of "sorry" because they are rude, or do they misunderstand it as much as we misunderstand why they don't say/accept it? Sorry if that sounds even more convoluted. Euck... that's messy I evolved mine super early (15 I think) because I did not want to miss out on bone club, only to find he learns it at 29 in this game Except he doesn't need kills in order to do tons of damage. Whoah When I was younger I always thought "x removed" meant that person was kicked out of the family but they must have let him back in because he removed again. And has an impressive bulge... I'm grass fire... What themes are you using? Yeah, I was just hoping to find some place that might hire me fast! And my apps are in... just waiting on replies now. In my experience, most guys who think that it's safe have gotten a girl pregnant. My ex did this with his past girlfriend. Makes you wonder how many times our bf's have knocked up some girl wut... i only have 0.0.0.216 How old are you?? Indeed. It's not like every human weapon is available to us in this game. That would be some crazy shit. Imagine halo with 1000+ guns. Wtf is a ketchup chip? How do I get PMs of this stuff? that Olaf there is a kata bundle with red card katarina i cnt see replies to other people within my own post, so i assumed it was the same with you I have no idea what your comment is supposed to be about wow...at first a Streamer is fapping on stream and now even raping? Things are getting outta control That seems almost like a contradiction oh it looked like it. "Ryan won because Biden was too disrespectful." Then you said "But Romney lying wasn't disrespectful? Scottish people are British Woah, he's a local wauw.. My ex's demise. wow, I think it's freaking HUGE to build on a 30x30, can't imagine doing a 40x40 I didn't know Krepo was from Belgium wtf, BUT THEY'RE TV!!! IT'S SOOO COOL He barely danced. Three girls at once? He must be the chosen one. Is it out? What act/monster level? People eat meth? Seems more than a little silly that they run a single line to the city with the highest population in Sonoma county but 2 lines into Fairfax Jeez, how did I not notice those?! maybe there were Where on earth did you put those 50lbs...? Ah when I read that part of the book, that was how I interpreted it. Didn't know it wasn't canon. Wait till Demps gets better. How do you even handle 115 different channels Yes, yes he was. He was *just* *fine*. I get a little nervous whenever the camera shows, Pense. Those crazy eyes, Holy shit! I agree with a Buckeye! Wow. I didn't know they made polish that's that sheer *sheisse I am your brother Okay, I hope I'm not the only one, but when I first glanced at this I couldn't tell which were her legs and which her hands. That's incredibly sick That makes it all the more terrifying. Suddenly I'm imagining him watching you while you sleep, planning out his diabolical plan to murder you, hijack your body and take over the world Freaking real life Jackie Chan! I am not from America its so beautiful~ They played this video on the 5 o'clock news where I live. They looped it 3 times as well. Pretty soon i wont need to get on reddit...or wont have to watch the news? ... that plastic What worries me is that one of the names is that of a kidnapped (but found) girl here in th UK..... I'm nearly 26 weeks... and I look like a giant compared to you LOL! must be because I'm short or something.. Or I have a giant baby 0_0 >_< Yeah I don't think many people are going to fund a full research team on solving this problem Man, this thread was giving me insane Deja Vu. Like, not only is this a repost, ALL THE COMMENTS ARE REPOSTS ...by what measure is Islam "new"? It's a really good comic, and it's exactly how I react to wasps. I'm not afraid of bees, but I HATE wasps. I don't really know why... Is it bad that what disturbed me about this picture is how dirty his tongue looks? Profile looks good, your photos are nerdy but in an appealing way. I am really curious as to how one ends up knitting a scarf for years, though. holy shit. This nigga was all like CAP CAP CAP during the batman movie. Dude was crazy. Had a sense of humor though. He was all like "why am I in court?" then had some revelation like it was biblical shit. He was all like -_- then jumped up like He's an admin. i didnt see any This belongs in WTF I'm about to read the first article from the first response and then continually read more responses throughout this because I find all of this the utmost intriguing. I'm the same exact way and I love it. Basically I've just pertained it to my "third eye," "internal clock," or pituitary. Conditioning is a good way to put it. Though I believe it's just naturally in-tuned with "everything." You say you're not good at it when you're awake though. My opinion is that you are capable of being as good, but it's not in the same priority level naturally vs. when your asleep. For as long as i can remember I've loved to "play games" with myself in the way of when someone asks for the time, I could just respond and then look, but instead, when I choose to think about what time it was last I checked, than carefully recollect how much time may have passed through simply how I feel, I can almost get it spot on the dot. Like you say, minutes away. It especially helps when my alarm hasn't worked recently I know...I already play Maokai...but we were not talking about Mao Her ultimate: Crawl over any wall I feel really self-conscious now I saw you guys in line! You all looked AMAZING. The creepy part isn't that she killed it, but that she kept it as an art project He's going to have a hell of a lot harder time with getting abs to show up with 10,000 calories Or marijuanus/marijuani Keep an eye on this one...they turn to psychopaths before ya know it. Well Megan's office is the room where you start after the opening cutscene. That is one strong juice If its "unnecessary", why post it then? My goodness, that dog's rear end looks like it's face. Those jokes about ugliness were true! Ok. I read the title like Had a feeling it was fake. Any man get a nut shot to the face wouldn't act as calm as that guy did.....UNLESS your into that type of shit but now this comment is cached Is there more? He almost dropped the "n" bomb My ex used to grab my boob while I was doing something. I'd look over at him and he's just have this look on his face: Had to wear a suit today i had this fool. when his batteries started dying he started summoning cthulhu and not taking my answers properly. ahhh then that makes sense... where are the laser-shooting penguins though .... did they start the fire Did you work at a local ice cream shop, or what? Estimated time of arrival: That wad cute? Didn't see this on cracked.com Omg That was an intense ending Is that an iPhone 5...? I've always wondered what the next sonic will look like. Like when Krillin pulls down Bulmas top down when yamcha is fighting that invisible guy on dragon ball, and Toriyama shows nipple and everything. I was like As a monk, I can tell you that Zen Flight is slower than non-epic flying. Jan. 15 We share something I don't, but I think I will now. Good GAWD yes. Holy ****, that's bad because all girls really want is a six foot long cock... Is the purge happening already?! Umm, its in Spanish SUN CHIPS ORIGINAL Pre-remake Sivir was free on my second week playing. Spinning boomerangs everywhere Yeah, built-in Boots of Mobility (Basically. Don't split hairs with me here. :P) for free. So lame. you have hair ON the soles of your feet? Name her Chrysalis wtf.. that image will effect me for life the digits would account for a universe in which apple filed a lawsuit and a universe in which it didn't, and probably infinite variations such as when the law suit occurs or who is involved. Hell, in one universe, Steve Jobs kills Bill Gates in College and takes over the planet. Agreed :P it would appear she's better at drawing a creepy mask than the face of her supposed father figure I also spotted some new items while it was downloading but they seemed to have disapeared when it finished My European opinion is that you're trying to help with something painfully obvious and ending up being really patronising. Wait, is that what you think of us? holy shit Wriggle's are just changed for Harrowing to be more spooky. But some of this items are godly overpowered right now. Ruined King (i bet Cutlass upgrage, ib4 Jax more op) - hp tanks shreder, Mundo will not be please by active slow and nuke :< Pillager (Brutalizer upgrade) (for Talon probably and Riven), Wicked Hatched (Avarice Blade or ExCalling upgrade)will be monstrous against Vlad, Soraka etc. And finally... Witchcap - 10% ms buff for casters and 25% ap boost!! Ahri, Cassio... fu**ing Cho on ms steroids No. It was in a bucket and... I dunno.. is that a freak gay abortion? If it's global it's CV in an item thats like an anti-stealth cv Jesus, you're mean. I wouldn't want to go on a date with you I'm in the same boat, but without the alcohol.... holy shit I just looked at the clock and it's 4:55 now Not to scare us? You just petrified me, especially considering your day count. Blimey! OMG those moves !!! The dead animation !! Thats Beyond any level of awesomeness Huh explain The title failed to mention that the customer was also male No mirrors on that R1 I wonder how you switch between the skins swedish fish aye..... jarvan will become even more dunkalicious How old we're you? just out of curiosity how old do you think i am.. You are too close to your mother I would fap to that mfw your ulti only bounces between her spinderlings, and you get spider rushed ( ...and this European still doesn't understand how some Americans can call their healthcare system superior to a universal one. There's a shared colo facility I've been to that does retina, fingerprint, badge (with PIN pad) and get this - a weight scale that checks your weight delta against the previous day's stored weight value to make sure you're the same person. all I could see: Blackfire torch + Brand = zipperable? At least he didn't say your vagina looks exactly like your mothers Dude... wtf. Pretty sure he'd hoard them all. Shit.... I just killed golden shaman in act 3 with 5 stacks and he droped just blue Wait, we're assuming everyone can read Korean now? I dont remember the dark brotherhood in morrowind... The items are a tad bit op How much are we talking? Did you learn that on Reddit and then reposted it to Reddit? holy fucking shit That's an entirely fair point, actually. I don't understand why they don't include that Are white people seen as bad or something ? That looks like Merv from College Humor i've been saying it since the day they remade DFG: you don't give cdr to manaless mages like that. they have to sacrifice something useful for it (ionian over sorc boots, etc). they've NEVER made cdr easily available for manaless mages, and suddenly they decided to offer it out of a gp10 item?? The Russian Faces Why is it bad for women? I think your label is wrong I have yet to have any success with this ( All the comments have been deleted You were underaged at the time *You have gained a powerful ally this day.* I get about 2mbps, average. Dude probably just didn't take advantage of his zoning. He probably had 20 CS vs. Mundo's 15. Where's that from? Heh, now funfunfunfest.com redirects to 127.0.0.1. Nice. Go, localhost! Im no detective, but the side view xray makes the nails appear as though he were "accidentally" shot in the BACK of the head six times. The TV just told me to get out of my computer chair and sit under my desk. Honestly, I read that as 'He didn't even have a penis' at first, and I'm like, wait what how did he get circumcised then The ink certainly looks realistic I didn't even notice the boo. holy fuck we have 64gb micro sds now I remember going there on an open day and walking along the top of the flats and going "Oh my god" when a doorway opened up and you could see right the way down them The sheriff's station is right there. what does auto tune have to do with songwriting? I did a single A2 run last night, and the loot gods dropped me IK helm (200 str, 6% cc), Inna pants, andariel's face, radiant star ruby plan, and a legendary chest plan. Am I the only one disgusted to learn what a nation of spineless "negotiators" we have been? Who in their right mind would have signed away our ability to protect our economy/environment/etc ... and yet, NAFTA. You can thank the spineless idiots that agreed to NAFTA for that; it has provisions that govern not only trade relations with the US and Mexico, but preemptively EVERY other foreign investor/nation. And it allows both for arbitration to be carried out by tribunals who are not responsible to the gov't and for the procedures to be carried out behind closed doors. Good stuff. I'm out of words... makes me think of the cockroach in MIB Wait so... I can put up any poster and if someone takes it down they can get sued? Thank you! The females look pretty intimidating Or does the one sister finger the other? ( It's a joke theory, much like Benjen is Daario and Merlings Used to be amazing for CM til they nerfed it. Wonder if it was rebuffed lol.. My boyfriend is from there. Going to see his parents and family. It will be my first time to Alaska. I told his dad I was excited to see all the snow, he told me he'll buy me a shovel.... Lololol. It's cute.............. Yes, the US main problem is definitely that there aren't enough prison sentences compared to other nations due to the unruly liberal influence in policy making... Hell yes! I am on week 2 day 2 also! Plyometrics No snipers? I swear this is zooming in and out really slowly... WTF did I just read how could you possibly tell from the picture? Because of the 10 Commandments movie, I'm led to think it tastes like blood... I'm still watching Dat mold. Colin from Vancouver??? So the UK courts make Apple give Samsung an apology while the US courts make Samsung give Apple a billion dollars? Seems fair...? My ex's scalp kind of reminds me of a Shar Pei... I wonder if he has this pictures or it didn't happen Damn it, that was just as I left for work He had more total gold than the entire dire team My AC was in big blue font. I still don't get it how VA got caught "32-person company" > -Watching news while peaking on lsd can give you some serious :O and That's the same deal with me! Everyone in my dept is 10-20 years older than me and there's no women in my department, so I don't know what is the appropriate work attire is for the women. I just wear the same thing the men wear in my department: a collared shirt (polo/button down) with some pants. ET always freaked me out. So does this. It's all like That last one... my eyes... How'd you get this good at the etch a sketch!!!! Apparently he showed up an hour early? I would have HAPPILY given you a hand. Or both. Probably both.. God*damn*.. Good for YOU! The "random" guy subbing for peke was WeWillFailer ? brainwashed...? I messaged them all I swear its staring into my soul Yeah, the military has a lot of weird ones, like 'pain is weakness leaving the body' ...um, no it isn't FORWARRRRRRDDDDD Why does this not have more upvotes?! I can see through his head. I'd like to remove her restraining bolt ( > And then the ending got really gay. Ducks give no fucks about bets. Seriously, they pull this shit all the time. Remember the Zona game? That over was laughable after watching the game...but they still almost made it 5% What is it? What no YOLO, or SWAG? Shocking... I will find you... Have you tried updating your video drivers and verifying the game cache via steam? That usually fixes these problems for me. I just googled the exact error and saw that it is a somewhat widespread problem, but also saw a lot people able to fix it with updated drivers (though one dude on steam had to reinstall the beta nvidia drivers every time he wanted to launch the game so there definitely is something wonky with the game OH DEAR GOD NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! why does your GF has so much hair on her arm !? ? That back Cat looks asian. Amen, bruddah! It's going to be freaky if...you met them in Claremore, OK. I can't believe they actually did it MFW it drops: ( The Romney circlejerk is everywhere I am deathly afraid of turkeys and I managed to tune back into this video right as the scary fucking turkey face was up. Who is Semmler?? Mario Williams..I'd be willing to pay him $100 million+ to play on my dline...I just hope he plays up to that contract........ How do you NOT see the moonwalking bear?? Well I have some capsules left, maybe I'll just..... Nail polish. I hadn't painted my nails in YEARS, and now I'm back into it and totally obsessed. My collection is tiny so far, but I keep looking at colors all over amazon. Pretzel...? It didn't do anything wrong. Spacestations! And space elevators I wonder how they didnt get eaten by great whites I mean this is the devils island we're talking about here That was great, but a little hostile My honest reaction when GIF first panned up.. "Fuck... This is worse than when I forgot to put the plugs kn the boat Cuuuute I found Cloud Strife ... wtf did I just watch? In the gadget section we see one guy going into the portal ... does he come out on this picture? I can't find it! I'm from NSW and if this is really the Outback our whole culture is a lie Her face actually scared me. I looked at her face and my heart skipped a beat and I backed out Shure ders nothin more pro-life then murdering someone i thought his was fake for a second... vilemaw is now 1000x more terrifying for having the ability to move so quickly Maybe this is a ploy to make more Obama supporters come out and vote Even has the eyes Fittie Why is Mr.Reddit patting Batman on the head? Whoa! Where do you live, then? Winter's coming Wow, you managed to fit the whole internet into one picture! For all I know the DFG nerf is somewhat a part of the larger bundle that will be S3. I fully agree that with the current nerfs single target assassins will pretty much fall flat. However, I can see the changes for S3 solving that. From what I can tell, one major issue seems to be that APs have few choices when it comes to pure "burst items", as in items that dont offer defensive stats or mana. Right now I can only think of Dcap, VS and DFG. All other items offer stats that are somewhat less appealing if you just want to go around murdering people. I do hope that they will release new items that will fix that gap and make it possible to play full out burst mages without DFG, because, lets face it, pressing 1 to annihilate 40% of the enemy hp is somewhat lame yeah i already know about milanoo, i got the coat through ebay though and its cashmere? so i guess its sortof like playing the lotto. XD that site looks perfect though, way less pricey than the brand name stuff She must have thought JK Rowling was Japanese. Soooo many women with penises. 23? sex. white carpet. period starts. Any parent will innately think of their child as the cutest baby ever. It takes a third party to accurately asses a child's true cuteness factor. Some kids are ugly. Some are cute. OP's baby is indeed of the charts. When I relapse the first thing that came to my mind is how it's the same as cigarets (don't know how to write that Oh my gosh that was weird. I forgot what we had been discussing (multitasking between here and doing actual real work!) and just read about you "chomping their little faces off" like Damn! I already wanted to...but now I just absolutely crave it. The Lady in the pic is definitely squeezing him too hard. ... No, and may god have mercy on the person who ever tries can't tell if sarcasm or just stupid ah but....well you see........ The problem is that my friend (Who has 1k wins woah. 10yearundergad + babe = confusion.. Oh... After 40 minutes the technical issues go away. It's a shame it took so long for Johnson to fix his connection and for Stein to fix her microphone/headphones. It was pretty hard to watch the whole thing All the fucking time I just watched someone die. I watched this towards the beginning of my pregnancy when I needed a good cry.... so many tears ....Oh shit. He's going to fucking kill me Did you pick it out of your toilet? who goes 9 offense on her anyways You're selling TS bill's for .5 bud, so 14 keys If you don't mind Triple Trundle Flair people skype on phones?! No, I mean the way you talk. Specifically, implying that only a "grown-up", such that you think you are, would have a legitimate music library, all the dvds for your movies, and everything all financially accounted for. You set a very high standard for "grown-ups" in this day and age and not-so-subtly imply that anyone who doesn't live up to that pure standard is a morally inept person; A child, if you will. Yes, your perspective is belittling. I can't imagine how you see the world around you: Full of gypsies and penniless fools who hold themselves in the highest esteem, I assume? Can you answer me one question? Are you Mitt Romney? Yes, reddit.. My main source of education. I feel so bad right now.. I thought that shield was shit the mustache... I read it as "Nagasaki" There are people who have a problem with protecting others against discrimination and lynching? Who the heck has a problem with that? I don't understand... I don't understand all the negativity but w/e. If by perverted you mean checking out incredibly gorgeous topless girls all day who know how to pose for the camera then that is a title I am proud to bear(?). I have no delusions on ever meeting this lovely person and I am certainly no where close to being socially awkward. So your comment only really amounts to just another opinion, which I should have just ignored but I just couldn't understand how you couldn't at the very least appreciate her female form. Could... could you survive a house fire by standing in the shower? I heard about this on some show and the first thing i thought was.. "Wtf would that look like??" So after seeing that depiction, makes me wish i could see that for real The first time i saw this i thought he was fapping Well that just settles it. I need not take the light rail. Yeah, I just lost 33 pounds in the last year (started playing tennis) and my mother asked me if I had an eating disorder as I was eating pizza, and I was on my third slice. I didn't downvote him, neither I'm gonna downvote you. But there's a diffrerence between 'Who is Semmler?? This thing is absolutley amazing Yeah, Romney will be so much better! I can't wait to send our troops to Russia and Iran. My PC can barely run that website His first name was bad. Middle name luck and last name was byron. The You may have been in my class That's not what you said the first time I brought it up. nah, clearyl he said OBAMA, which is why hes not getting a hi-5 ... She's hot and all, but you should probably wear underwear at the gym I... you have to be kidding me. Is this a bot? im still more terrified of the flood...imagine something like this series with flood involved Black [sniping that courier with AM's 11 minute Bfury on it What happened to your primary snare? And how can you play that thing while standing? seems almost pornographic....makes me uncomfortable I'm pretty sure that was a bat that the cat grabbed out of the air. I was expecting something to do with gender identity/expression. I swear every other member of this subreddit is either a Fortune 500 CEO or a relative of one. I'm sorry... but 4k? did you pick that out the urinal or something? Spoon collecting is a thing? Oh, okay. Curiosity satisfied "I forgot to crap today! well if that guy wants more money maybe he should get into politics... what do you want me to say? Some jobs pay more than others... life isn't fair. You can argue that someone working two fast food jobs works harder than Romney, you want that person to make millions every year? I don't get your point **Would they, now?** Can someone explain how the hell it would get like that? Right, that's why I just said I understand all the things they do better than all the other companies in the business. Did you think I was being sarcastic? What the fuuuuuuuck. I am very intimidated by the Couture Collection Inspire You look cooler than your character does I was initially familiar with Michael Rosenbaum from Smallville as Lex Luther. Forward a couple years later I had unfortunately viewed "Sorority Boys" aka Lex Luther in drags. I accepted it as canon and Luther has never been the same since. The first youtube video I've seen where the wadsworth constant does not apply What does this mean? What did you do while you were here? I just moved here about a week ago Aw thanks spartan. Yeah that sounds like a lot to have on your plate at once Does the last pic show 98°C? Just realized I pictured Ogden Morrow in READY PLAYER ONE exactly how Gabe looks in this photo. the memories And minerals are free if you mine them yourself That parentheses never closed. What's your IGN so I can stalk you? This was the first comment I read and I became very confused Wasn't there another guy posting this on /r/forhire but with another email...? I couldnt even tell you what karma is Every single build in this game makes my soul bleed.. Wow ** "yeah.. sauce. Did you Instagram a Tardy sheet? Da fuq? When the doll opens her eyes how did he give u ammo? Is there any part of NZ (with any humidity) where it gets to -20°C for any length of time? so is yours i like " I'm gonna kill the every living SHIT out of everything." Waaah really? Yeah that's what I'm not getting. It's just not funny to literally think it's binders full of actual women. I don't get how everyone thinks it's so witty. Lol, it makes you wonder where our brain goes. I left a plastic spoon on the bottom of the dishwasher and didnt realize it ti the whole house stunk. I worried for weeks about how many things she must have inhaled when that happened. I saw a display in Sally's for this manicure in these colors - and of course I bought them immediately.. tried it once, failed miserably, and have not tried again since Bad link? I have the X3 series but have never actually played it. How is it? (Which one do I play That's not what grandma said Is she having a stroke? The bathroom is practically IN the kitchen! That's really quite gross. Does the CSS somehow "know" who's banned from a subreddit? Like, different classes being applied to tags when the page is served to a banned user? I thought I was the only person who felt that way Damn that waiter really screwed up... I wonder what the woman on the other table must have been thinking The tank looks like Yay!! I think ... I cant believe noone ever came up with that account oh the torture of evony If the person is gone so is the problem WUT O_O I was at the gamescome, WHERE was the steam booth. Not really. Then why even build castles jungler bot would be actually awesome Sunny looks so beautiful... That is absolutely gorgeous A common Tidehunter hat! Just kidding, I don't have anything good enough to match that Giant first showed up at a Bash at the Beach event, walked onto a Hogan promo, threw a huge white shirt at Hogan and walked out, Hogan said something along the lines of "I only know one person to be able to fit into a shirt that large" and there were a few "He's the son of Andre" but it did fizzle out pretty quickly because who wants to think of Andre having sex and I could be his arch nemesis At 1-3 I changed my team slogan to: "Tebow time!" I haven't lost since It's funny you got down voted for an accurate guess. "Socially Dead." UCSD is an academic school, and culturally devoid. Coming from LA, you'll learn that quickly. People try t say otherwise, and get all butthurt when you contradict them. Then again, I'm sure some business frat is having a GBM this weekend. Maybe theyll have free doughnuts or Asian BBQ! Is that even possible? People.... played this game for more than 5 minutes Thank you Wickd, this means a lot to me :D.. Especially since I main top, and you are one of my favorite top laners HAHA my friend and I were just joking around after a 90 min hike :3 but thank you! you're reallyy cute yourself I misread that as "king kong' and was like wait wtf You didn't put on any clothes to workout in What if Glados is just Cortana after she goes crazy? They would not allow my sister and I to hang out at the arcade. Apparently it was a haven for drinking, drugs, and sex. At first i was like >:| but then i was like How do you accidentally click on 'Games'->'Activate a program on steam', click 'next', click 'I agree', enter the actual prodiucr code and click 'next' again ? What a coincidence, my neighborhood is on 160th! I used to live in Hollywood, that place was just... scary... Ronaldo seems to be playing both LW and RW at the same time But its so awfully cheesy. And to think this video came out in 2009 One weekend when I was in undergrad I was bar hopping downtown when I came across an old friend from high school. Neither of us were drunk as it was around 10pm and we just started the night. Anyway, we were catching up on old times and she referenced a time when we were hanging out (it was either her birthday, a graduation party, I don't remember) and I replied to her "Oh yeah, I remember your grandpa was there, that was funny"...she replied "that was my father...he died from cancer" so. much. information. you can get mithril flakes from planting apprentice spring barley now? r u serious? That looks terrible Yeah,that's what i thought. I googled the lyrics and it said "oh"... is "op" korean for "oh" ? I have like 3 in my area I could just imagine' I SHALL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES MORTAL' ''All three are for you to have sex with me'' '.. Er,, Really? ... The fuck did I just read? Did you shoot it in the face? Cause that's what it looked like to me... Um, wow. So wearing a fedora is a deal breaker. You eliminate a guy for having a picture up with a specific hat. ooh realy? I said to my wife: I'm sure the guy who mows the lawn next door will be happy to hear that he won't have to pay any taxes on his stock dividends and interest income. I read that as feces at first... We're being eaten? Your arm is huge… is dat strawberry milk?! Yeah and then I realized what I just did and went We have the same wife! Wait... people actually thought I was talking about Wilbanks Smith? Buttner is at Vitesse? When did that happen? Wow, I just seriously impressed myself. I was looking at the one you had posted with the US bank in the background... YAY! We finally got rain I actually have it too, and had a hell of a time losing weight. When it kicked in in my 20s I actually gained weight so fast I got stretch marks Lol yeah. It's cause everyone thinks [](/flutterwhoa)Holy shit. Strangely enough, a lot of people have come to think this. I was told this at some point in my life by a teacher, but realized for myself that it wasn't true. So somehow this "fact" has spread to a substantial number of people around the US. I almost feel as though it was a conspiracy prank. His name is honey badger. Hahaha, thanks? Is it rare to see a Clemson fan liking Florida? I own the same hoodie You can open your charm list by placing your mouse at the bottom or top right corner. Click the Start charm, it will take you to the Start Screen. Or you could place your mouse at the bottom or top left corner and click to see other open apps or the start screen. Or just hit the windows key at the bottom left of your keyboard. If you grab the app from the top and drag it down it will close the app. I live near phoenix, yes. That is unholy! I'm not gonna' lie, that pumpkin freaks me the fuck out. It's not his fault she looks like a Jinx Jebus.. "standard" 550? My qwerty doesnt work I never said that Cowboy bebop x Naruto I used to be a high school teacher and did the same thing The "Welcome Elsa" cake with a blue baby on a cookie sheet... Did the maker of the cake maybe consider that BLUE is not a good color? So essentially it looks like a dead baby cake. Disturbing. Contrabassoon, Tin whistle, Harpsichord, Vibraphone... What kind of music is this I only counted... 4 steps. The ways you were describing it at first reminded me of that "normalpornfornormalpeople.com" story that popped up a few months back... Yeah. At the time I didn't know what to say. So I took the line from Shaft: "It's my duty to please that booty". We went back and forth for awhile. She said she's gonna give me a call tomorrow It makes me wonder if she's ever had similar thoughts about me WTF, fuente? Says the Obamabot using sock puppet accounts. Hydrogen 20? well isn't that...somethin... That's what I was Am I the only one here who gets sick of overused memes like' "Go home, X you are drunk?" That face when you get sick of shit what? All types :). And we'll most people know of it as a nerds game :/ and they say nothing about D&D. Also, metric Dem nips He could do this. But these cards need to be activated to work What have you been reading? Nurse Joy from pokemon. You know, you could always say... "no" Must've been a bitch for mamma cow. ...13 people liked it. Lydia (aka minecraftchick) on a whole new level. I don't have a 3DS. Is it adjustable? Because that's not exactly standing upright. Who's the 7th girl? She's... Wow well yes. which makes it 2000 players at once, hence the reference to graphics... I fail to see how you corrected me. You mean it wasn't?!? Dude, what? Your tooltip says "Level 90 Pandaren Shaman". Me too. stupid question.... How are some people already playing the new DLC I didn't even know it had an MMO aspect Did you used to be a part of Stain empire? We might have pew-pewed each other in the past. How old is she? ...What kind of vaginas are you looking at? Reflexively gave a Scat. Shit. Poop. Chocolate. It wasn't like 2 girls one cup or anything like that, but some girl shit on this guy. I was like " Damn, at least the trains in Germany actually work. How is it possible to get a train stuck for that long Super skinny jeans? *looks at your username* Thanks, but my name's not Miley What breed is that beautiful kitteh Wait, you're 7ft tall and still want to be taller? holy hell, that video is almost at a half billion views Oh cool, lets take a photo at the funeral. welcome to the internet-age I only see the BL's are sold out So I was planning to buy the 32 gb wifi version of "The new ipad" Monday should I wait then Why would you offer something I'm not even looking for? Why all mass large buffs in the last few patches? Where is this mythical download button? Seriously. I cannot find it. Enjoying some alcohol is not synonymous with alcoholism. They do! The new soccer game was made for it its not..... The girl in the bottom right of the picture Now I'm just thinking about how weird it would be to play SC2 with short-term memory loss like in Memento. You would forget everything, but at the same time, you would forget how angry you were when you lost the last game. Why do people consider pretty much any popstar to have merit over another just because of age? Madonna was shit just like the others She was here?! what exactly is this betting system so...these girls ARE at least 18 right? Some people think that the pyramids were made by the same "people" who made stone henge..... I didn't see them. The pyro Is a fire bender This seems like it'll be picked up by the military there were a lot of people kissing that girl along with you ? With a body like yours you can trash the entire house! :-D. Seriously though I hope you are not paying any mind to "clean your room" comments. I mean why give a flying fuck in the first place. Okay, so imagine you're watching the Avengers and Thor's clothes are all blown away by a lightning bolt (shut up). And you're all like " Pandaception!!! Dat Renekton/Nasus. Why is it holding the remote backwards For second, I thought this was a real picture with some text added Something weirder happened. RES shows the approximate number of upvotes and downvotes. Somehow for me you have "-1" downvotes They do not? Not really interested in Dota 2, since everyone seems to try and get rid of them and why is that a bad thing exactly? That you keep your spell casters alive I didn't even notice that it was photoshopped i feel really bad for the mental image i got of this Dude MTG can be way too intense to play high. If I try to play I just zone out at the art And it usually takes a crane to get it out.. TIL blue minions have feet That's why i post it here. Lee is strong enough without abusing this anyways. And a "kick" really should not deal damage if i turn around mid-air You may very well be right cause I just saw on my phone. I didnt try to enhance or anything. I was just scrolling down and went o_O and then I went I agree with the second one. I had one old, grey Nord character, and Kodlak called me "pup." I'm like, " Also Dentists, who needs them? Ya, not too mention the blacks or the Jews. The idiot said something decent? O_o... Ahhhh thanks! So glad I didn't just jump in a plane with a bunch of generals and their hot coffee Not my parents but my sister, she told me that if I ate in my room rats would come in and eat the crumbs on the floor. I find to deal with Lightning Whip, I circle-strafe clockwise (leftwards). For some reason, NPCs like to run towards my left I find Reddit is the PBR of the internet. duh You counted!? So long, tonight's productivity haha, nah, I didn't mean "OO", i meant "de nada". "OO" is a smiley face,shortened from Awesome! I always make waaay too much and then I eat it all. Awesome! I always make waaay too much and then I eat it all. Reposting in the same thread? *Yes!!* These are *soo* worth the red stains. As a silly american, what the hell does munter mean oh god facefucking with ten inches. Holy shit, your honestly the most attractive person I've ever seen. don't you put an acid, like vinegar into milk to make it cheese? so you actually did make really bad cottage cheese out of it.... wow. As a redditor from Sweden I'm used to seeing things that take place on the other side of the globe here, so I'm more amazed by the fact that this is filmed less than 100 meters from where I live. You sir, are more of a man than I will ever be. It scared you so much, it turned your hair blonde. Como sabes que jorge22s es bonito? Her tongue reminds me of a fly rubbing its legs together First new commercial after 7 weeks I certainly don't have 4 cans of Hunger Break's All Day Breakfast sitting in my cupboard. But then he still needs Lirsh in the room to pick and click the links for him.... The answer is kind of obvious... I was surprised Haru Haru lost Sorry, I didn't realise this car was a unique one which you'd designed and built from scratch without any recourse to prior art, rather than one of millions off a production line. wow 300+ yards and 4TDs in the first half. I just did this... I got Dusk on first try with only Omnomberry. Eli looks jumpy. I've never seen Eli look jumpy before. Im not trying to be rude but I cannot even tell What? No comments on those happy eyes and smile, on that sexy thong or on that so gropeable ass? I don't know if you want your address on here She's got a great body, but fuck, her face is just BLAH... No smiles, no sexy looks, no teasing. Just nothing but I dont find Creepiest gamzee ever ... now that you put it that way, so do I. ...is this a post of grant not flaming someone I read The Road and The 120 Days of Sodom back to back. ( 3 guys in 3 days whats a hippy dippy unitarian church? The weird thing is that I've heard that from a current PCV. But when I called my local VA hospital, they told me they don't give out a discount. Something with Lesbians? How do people know the exact titles? And this is in /r/AskReddit because..? What the fuck did I just read? Ebonics is ever worse when seen not heard. Sanchez freaking bringing it. Oh god it kind of tickled when he talked really close to my ear and talked What if him sticking his dick into her MADE her crazy? Would he be responsible for all those deaths? What if that song is about you? I wasn't let down by the bigdickproblems post I love love *love* the throbbing in the middle picture. Like, omg, you don't even KNOW. I didn't know I could get any gayer Awww, please don't be discouraged! One of my best friends had miscarriages several times. She and her husband then adopted a boy, who ended up looking just like her and her husband. Why did they need to protect them from ants? Did the ants try to eat them HAHA yes, very awesome! And men are so damn easy going! I gotta admit, girls are a handful, and thats a total understatement Male here: I hump anything that moves. Also we're going to need proof of this statement. As the moderator And yet he's been upvoted (though, not by me). DUDE! Before Full House? It's disturbing how it never blinks though O_O *lick* One time I was playing Gragas and someone complained that I was "just far-casting." "Da fuq is-" Jill Stein? > Oh god, I wonder if I've been interchanging those terms out loud. Lack of community?! Some of them don't even look human without makeup Those eyes. They draw me in. See what I did. What video? Yeah that is pretty weird. Maybe there was a tropical storm (does Tyria get those?). If not that... maybe he was *carried*? my Lily does this too -- we call it poop legs, because it's usually when she's got a nasty diaper I guess TV channels work differently where you're from than from where I'm from. Reruns aren't uncommon, even within a week of an episode of something airing. Then again, I've never had a DVR (to be honest, I don't watch much TV). I'm fairly sure Hulu doesn't operate in Denmark, either Ehm...Sure? I don't exactly know how that relates to if you forget to DVR something I'm in Fukushima city and surroundings. It's more of an agricultural area than a city. And not all of my schools are like that, but one in particular is. I teach JHS and elementary school. The younger the children, the more it is acceptable for them to do shit like this. Sometimes little girls ask me if they can touch my boobs. It's weird. I've had a girls in her twenties come up to me in a bar and just grab my boobs and squeeze them. ( Holy fuck I'm blind The crazy thing is, I thought this was my boyfriend until I saw the username Similar to this, I started calling my puppy, my pupper, and then from that, my pooper... Haha. Yo..... You are the chosen one What? I've never heard such a thing regarding CE3s. In literally everything i've read about CE3s and all their re-branded names muting flavour has never been mentioned. Actually, the exact opposite I mentioned I only play live but peach is in the front Pink Floyd - Careful With That Axe Eugene, rolling on the floor with incense sticks in my hands as well as my friends and we laugh our butts off as soon as the screaming starts. Does Jesus = Rob Pattinson = Vampire that glistens in the sun? "My friend and i eating his baby"... yea its something like 12 hours before muscular failure. an actual lazy river They let dogs into that restaurant? As in you're giving away manga books? Wait... So for variety shows that are shot in a set, fans can get access to watch? No way fap fap... I used to do this constantly and involuntarily when I first started smoking. Who knew smoke could reside in your stomach for hours? I sure didn't, and then a burp slipped in front of my parents and smoke came out. I'm joking, of course. :P Although, I'm finding I'm addicted to making things...so I'd probably get addicted to the spraypaints as well. Can I ask what eyeliner you use? It just looks so good omg I had these same dolls...I can't remember where they came from though- like what maker/ brand how do I be the first two Nice! Some of the stuff is a *little* overpriced though. The jigglers for example, $8... the set of 10 which includes those 3 is just a little over that. Not that they're particularly useful anyway (from my experience at least), but still. Oh my good lord, *I* do...! :D You're super gorgeous, by the way.. I believe I have seen this person IRL You have no idea how scarred I would have been if I saw you. Piss my pants? More like faint on the spot. I've only ever worn one bra. What does it mean On top of checking all states, make sure to check maiden names as well. Though my wife and I have been married for the better part of a decade, nothing popped up under her current name. After searching for her maiden name I located $262 from an old job (securities) that were listed. Rock on OP. \m/ ( 441ppi If your bra is in the grass... what are you wearing as you take the picture??? ....that looks like my former roommate. For the love of Horus! Yes, it's my best friend's son - this photo was taken 3 weeks ago. Someone was pretty quick to grab this and turn it into this semi-viral meme. The little one is a really sweet kid...he may not be capable now, but I'm sure the evil will set in in about 2 years. **O_O** - Last one got spam filtered, despite mods doing there best to fix it :( - ** My... were looking at quite the race here. How do I get the feeling that this is mostly about prestige at this point.. That's enough for a small convention. To be fair, AP Malph is legit wow have someone actually said that ingame? this is seriously fucked up Most redditors are Canadian?! Wow...really, wow It would also be a good idea to state where you're from, as these questions are quite heavily dependent on culture. In the UK, where I grew up, I'm probably left-of-center but fairly moderate. In the US, where I live now, I'm considered practically in that commie-socialist-borderline terrorist sort of range. What have been seen, can never be unseen! What have I missed? im soo jealous of the green grass and trees right now I d love this Holy shit, he is indeed very young looking in those photos o wow Vappar du dina clippings? Coolest. Shit. Do want. But, but, but... (S)He slathered his/her right ear? That's actually a huge buff 17gigs?Holy crap,that's a lot of gigs for a shooter. I dont use a pick to play so maybe thats why I cant play when my nails get long ¯\\( Right there with you. Might have something to do with the fact I was already in my mid twenties by the first time I saw her as an awkward 11 year old in the first film and cant see her any other way. Still looks like a child that's yet to hit puberty to me. You're one of those people Damn... You're like a lighthouse... Dat Navi It always surprises me when a smoker tells me (while they are smoking) that ecigs are bad for you. Turn the other cheek? My best friends parents were pig farmers, and they had more than fifty pigs....ohh god The shadow. I thought it wasnt real my imagination but I know now. It's real..... I'm almost 18, and I must admit, right now I can feel my dad starting to be more and more awesome LOL, I have a reputation? you think it saves thier lives... That's pretty mind blowing If the full yield Tsar Bomba was set off at the Washington Monument in DC, it would set buildings on fire in Baltimore. But looking at a car isn't the same as looking in the eye? I can handle anything you got to give gurl. ANYTHING The best kind of gamer, though I myself like to sample everything so I own all the consoles. I don't want to be limited in my choices. Still trying to beat bl2 but XCOM got in the way. I see what you did there... "A lot of down votes." 4 down votes. Me: I never really believed the whole massive nose bit until I saw this. Wait, so who's the girl in the picture then? are those cooking goggles? = I read it the same way. My eyes went It's almost like you can have a 3some with 1 girl Uhh...from what I saw on your AMA, are you a fake? Winnies are still around This is Roni when she was younger. Roni pronounced ROW KNEE...stems from Pepperoni because we wanted to name her after a meat. Could you possibly pm me a high res of this? I would love to paint this Rules? This sounds very linear. He didn't buy any items except Healing Salve, which he didn't even grab out of stash and he constantly played with courier, sending him to death to Roshan and enemy base They have 6 of these And as it turns out, it is what? thatd be one small stove Those are vanilla packages. You think all the ./configure options for packages are added by gentoo maintainers? Actually, he's in the same state as you dat username I'm sorry. What you are doing here is, what we call, reaching. The jackass guys are crude discussing idiots. If they were arrested for doing one of their stunts in public that would be completely acceptable. I'm not sure what we are redifinining here really. Wait, are the jackass guys preforming artist... I fucking love all the heel-toe variations. So many things to consider for competitive play. Makes my head hurt just what the math. How can they just end it like that Positive reviews from someone who actually played the game(pre-alpha at that) and r/gaming still whines what black magic is this? What? I don't see any rats in this pi-- WAIT A MINUTE. Why thanks, I don't really remember teaching anything though HOLY FUCK THAT'S AN EYE. Did realize what the big deal was until I looked away and looked back Reddit was down? Is that a vibrator disguised as a carrot? Spoilsbury Toast Boy is a lot worse.... Woah, I'm liking this Cutler scramble scheme. Lol no at first I thought it was paint, then my mind wandered over to the dark side -_- and thought oh no this is Jizz all over this computer desk.. looks like a fish head Let's just say...I want to wreck you in the worst way. So that's what anime crying would look like in real life Your cinema has a *premium lounge*? What the hell happened? Did it evaporate and then condense in the middle? F5, F5, F5 >_< F5F5F5F5F5F5 *sigh* 4chan Oh god, the Tzar Bomba in Manhattan.... just added 4, applied the coupon and 4 were added for free, I don't remember removing you where does that spawn? Reminds me of the time my dad told me to get something out of this safe/chest and I could hear her snickering so I took the key and thought nothing of it and I went downstairs and opened it up.... Fucking dildos and stuff i shouldn't have seen. I gave him the key back and walked away like this i was confused by the ending. Gary is completely unaffected, but everyone else is down? Woah, how'd you turn him into a token I referred to this week as shark week to my family...I had to explain what I meant, in the elevator, at work, with other coworkers.... I didn't notice it til I read your comment They made kielbasa lunchables?? That's some hotness. So much so that it's steaming up the lens. last weekend was the first time i had run a shadowrun game since 1990. Good lord I'm fucking terrified of this bears defense. For some reason I had dreamed about this game last night. Bears beat the 49ers 56-48 on a last second score so slow! What is your big toe doing for dinner tomorrow night? I.....I don't get the joke the only thing that needs improvement is his face. unless he's that curved face. and the hooves are perfectly fine. i happen to see a 3d view of him. in fact i am flabbergasted at the amazing 3d view you applied to him. it's like a 2d being that exists in 3d without the use of shadowing Yes! who are you whoa that's new You don't have it memorized by the third time? how do you fit a penis in there? Was this a thing that really happened? Nina Tucker is Moxxi? Something isn't like the others The HLF is shockingly lenient. Speed dating panel? I use a stanley multi-angle hobby vice, works a treat. Seen quite a few other pickers use the exact same one, some guys prefer a suction vice but whatever floats your boat. Can pick one up for £15-20 online, there are cheaper ones but you have to be careful not to over-tighten them. The cheap one I bought years ago (silverline I think) actually snapped when I tightened it too much. That's unfortunate...that's where I went to high school a few years ago HEY... Exactly!! I think he was just destined to be theirs!! As soon as he came out of his biological mother's vagina it was a moment of ... Why did she need to get people to drive behind her for getting players to GSTL if she also states she payed for two cars This happened in the first few months I started waiting, I had a table of a mother and son (with long dark hair) who say they're waiting on two more people. I politely tell them I'll be back with their drinks and bring out some biscuits while they wait. I notice the two weren't talking much, but didn't really care. After I see two men join them, I notice one of them has long dark hair also. I return to the table and take the new guests' drink orders. As I'm turning to walk away I hear the woman say "well, this is your father!"... You know, since you seem down to go for it, at this point, I'd just take the mood of, "Let's see what story this turns into." Like, maybe against all odds, she'll be attractive and everything will be fine, but... enjoy whatever experience comes out of it jesus christ you're right. they both look like spiders Wow. I can't even do this on photoshop Snoopeh Stare? can only be applied to light armor? is this legal to sell? I thought it was illegal to put a celeb's face on a t shirt and sell? oh, wow... i was really drunk! I just noticed the picture frame behind King Worm in the first shot is empty but in the second, it's filled with a picture of a windmill Why yes, I would love a personal viewing. Are you playing AI Wars at the same time? Every time I change lanes on the highway now I seem to always get this weird shudder. I used to see a lot of vehicular homicide cases and I think it's really fucked with my brain somehow. I always think I am going to die for a brief second when I change lanes on the high way. This happens like... 80% of the time. I have no idea why. you're welcome Is his name Ryan? Oh? Do tell Such an adorable dog. Anyone else think this looks a lot like one of the islands from Wind Waker? That's what I'm saying. hey dude, can u get me a link to 5'nizza 's profile. Need to talk to that woman/man/thing holy shit....the girl with the glasses on top of her head. /r/summonerschool that one person on the right looks like giygas I honestly can't believe Windows people still don't have a solution like iTerm Considering the game is about a nuclear holocaust, I thought it was a pretty relevant ending. Of course it's a creepypasta, but if the Queen dies on March 19, 2014, I'm gonna be all " ....You don't have a sister, do you? It appears they traded faces in the womb.. Ok, now why are you being downvoted? Promise? You don't? No price on that page you linked Oh you were lucky then! I had nothing but the same links ALL day until I left work. I was trying to do something else to bide my time, but I must have forgotten how. Or a loaded question!? TIL What if they stay up all night raiding and show up late for work? Oh, yes, duh. I didn't mention that? How could you (and the guy you replied to) know what is legal or illegal to ask before anyone mentioned what jurisdiction we are talking about? Whats the point of that "cornering" shiat that everyone is speaking about? How do you have so many majors bro it's your reddit username anagramed i don't! holy cain, i'd never skip that! I thought that was normal..... [There used to be a post here, but it somehow got deleted Your reply came as a message directed to me. It's in my inbox. I guess reddit screwed up or something. But it's under comment replies... it seems your response was hidden or something ...How did you do this? Wtf is this? I mean...seriously, what is this? A massive chocolate muffin or what? Never seen something like that I'm seeing more keto drama than vegan drama. I got Pikachu too Younger brother using Hitachi Magic Wand massager on his jelly beans when he was 12. I should add, he has no idea what he was doing. It just felt good. So.. mfw Yeah, no joke. It's going to be November next week. You're. . . not? i thought he was talking about the weed shops in holland top-left explains the handprints over the toilet dodging olaf's stun seems kinda hard since he has none Did you cut that out with you toe nails? I love how Hysterical Literature: Stoya is shoved in there... Fapping maybe . . . I think I just creamed myself thinking about that Apparently, my city has like 14 of them. J'avais jamais entendu parler de ce sport It looks like the little island in lake Springfield, my great grandmother use to have a little row boat and the family would go have picnics on it. This subreddit has rules!? When did Hernandez learn to do that? why did it start as a SC2 post Oh shit. I thought you meant not upgradeable after purchase. They're not even a BTO option for 16GB. Movie logic tells me that the truck is my father Vagina in Penis Didn't say everyone was me No child should be allowed to watch this perhaps a virus that causes cancer...so religion = HPV? They're fucking with you... I hope they're fucking with you... I can see you're in vacation snoopeh, you spend most of your time on Reddit hmmm, wish i was that good.. I swear I went to highschool with that guy. It's weird that you would know where she lived if your affiliation with her is like you describe Shit, I just remembered I have to do that module next year That book has some REALLY LONG CHAPTERS I'm not sure what I'm looking at here My GP's name is William Shakespeare I didn't knew that cage experts exist Grass rock. Uh. Dude. I'm not trolling. I didn't see anything like that. Wait really How many of these did this guy make ? For me it was the demonic ghost nanny thing in the second movie that carries away Dana's baby for her apartment... my god that gave me nightmares My grandmother warned me when I had my first period that you couldn't bathe during that time of the month because if you got your pubic hair wet you could get blood poisoning and die Now I'm scared. I'm a few streets down, past the market. :) I LOVE FLEA MARKETS. I looks like i have to lot to read... im going to go watch spongebob now me too just watch spongebob after I throw it around when I can tell no one is offended by it and only to make a joke. Otherwise I leave it alone I see a duck with spider mandibles My grandma told me not to sit on cold concrete because it would freeze my eggs and then I'd be infertile. Oh yeah, because us women always take random naps with the lights and crotchless panties on Am i the only one seriously creeped out by her poodle puff muscle toning how high are you No, you've definitely put on like 20 pounds of muscle since I've last seen you What're you going to do with yourself without video games, TV, or the internet? How old are these kids that are drawing sexual harassment League of Legends cartoons. I never thought of it that way oh well no shit you're good so does her right arm... there's something really off about it Maybe get an english perfect to write this kind of post I'm a white guy and I experienced that once after my friend and I took his grandma's cigarettes and threw them out since we didn't want her to die. The rage of that 90 year old woman Meow means meow! That looks pretty painful for a cat, but he/she kept coming back for more. And was enjoying it nooo you have just seen so many cats and images with changing colors on reddit that your brain has combined the two. The more I see you post, the more I think you're my favorite player. holy shit I'm on a endless journey through reddit Ahh! But you just said it! AHH! Didn't think it was bad till I scrolled all the way down I waited too long to ask for drugs too...twice. Dat bulge. The one where the cheerleader's mother takes over her daughter's body to regain youth and beauty and winds up trapped in the cheer statue for all eternity? Holy crap. And the girl getting trapped in the dollhouse, slowly being turned into porcelain. Go you! There is nothing wrong with crying, and dont let anyone tell you any differently. On a side note, how did your dad come up with the idea that crying is a sin? Arceus you have an angry bear! yeh, I posted a creepy pasta I wrote a while ago on there and it was removed for "Lack of realism" and "Being blatant fiction" and I'm like "dude! one of the top posts today kills the protagonist halfway in I think I just became your biggest fan. Oh, shit. I was thinking to myself "eh, my 1996 Pontiac looked almost like that at 200,000 miles; or maybe not quite so bad"... But 20k!? My anti-virus software did not like that link... Americans have a problem with it? Why avoid escalators? Beware. I think that Cyberman in the background is giving you the evil eye. They sound lovely, but I had no idea I'd be looking at upwards of $100 for a turkey Oooooh my god... I must try this! it was confirmed that he will show up in the next episode Whoa. This reminded me that Moonflair Spellblade exists Doesn't everyone's... I saw this video today. Do the younger set..... Does a grass/fire Pokemon even exist Haven't seen that web page before so I thought I'd give it a try. I got a surprise. I'm not listed on any blacklists but I'm listed on a whitelist and I have no idea how that happened. I too have been impressed with both incarnations of the show, my personal favorite and darkest scene was probably in the Pilot episode when the clone stands up to rally his troops and his head gets blown off. I was like That's crazycakes! I can't believe how quickly that seemed to escalate! Guy isn't looking too good, Not sure if kittens or mouse/rabbit/cat hybrid I've seen b4nny playing a badwater pub and destroying the other team completely on his own. I mean I can rocket jump too and stuff, but this guy is from another world really If it's filthy enough to cause infertility I don't think you'd sit on it willingly. Wtf are practice cuts? do you have a crush on N? Where do you live? You know there are websites that sell the CD-Key for like 16$ I frogot it was Tuesday also... and I'm completely sober TIL the chick in 50 Shades of Grey starts out a virgin. Looks like the Highlands is that a lid? Interesting I'll have to have a look. Is it a good movie? Did they base him off the main character of GTA3? Pfft. It's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for I. Just. Came. Here. To. Say. That. Water psychic hi, how are you? Why did the characters hair catch on fire? Holy crap! I'm magic! Dual Rhinos? Wasn't it's name 'no face'? weren't you trading that? One can *hope*... That sounds horrifying lolwut WTF did I just watch? Wow why are there so many downvotes? Anyways, I'm no teacher, but I remember when I asked something and got a weird response With baby hands coming out of his head.... "Was that a WHALE??" That's the only place I get chest hair Scarier than anything I've seen on /r/creepy or /r/wtf. Made my skin crawl i hate all those "focus XYZ comments" its like "hey guys, dont give a fuck about this olaf running on to you, tro to walk past him like hes a flower and try to kill ashe.... Wow...someone should've brought that up when he was running for President. Yeah the few people I've met irl that read fantasy novels always say "blah blah Salvatore just recycles stories blah blah", which is true to an extent. But the characters are so goddamn INTERESTING A beer As the source of shooter of this arrow is unknown, i think you may have encountered Herobrine!!! Morecambe. A place all of it's own. Exactly what I was thinking. Not even just house, *bedroom* lol As a woman, I think if I was going through an apocalypse, I'd take the time. All that schleping and fighting, at least I'll feel good about myself. Worst case scenario, I'm a pretty corpse. Oh wait... That would be an AWFUL idea... We should mate Got A Multitask Ball That's really awesome! Question though: I understand why you blacked out your friend's name, but why the pet name? Your reddit handle clearly says your username, and the pet is on your main. What's in that link?? TIL magnetic strips have a signal His punching speed makes him look like a Hitmonchan I.... I don't think you...know what precedence means I'd love to help you out with that You went to Germany and bought an *Irish* pipe? Haha yes I felt so bad because a new manager had just started at our work and I was inexplicably angry at every little thing she did and was super passive aggressive. Eventually I realized I was acting crazy and stopped the meds TIL - vagina names On Day 2? awwwghhh Water Steel? ... Yes the "store" page. That's like going to walmart and saying, OMG their trying to sell me stuff I don't know, do you? Do you also not shower? Yea, that's the last mission smartass That's $2.18/L ($8.18/Gallon) Weird..this song came on on my WinAmp playlist the second I scrolled down and saw this thread. Is that a castle in the background? a pill with side affects like blindness is easier than lube? Achievements are the most important thing though! Electric Grass But does it include the charger? Where can I get a copy of said calendar?! My favorite as well. I spend do much time here that I've gotten about 95% of my 20k+ karma from here. You really think that "patriotism" has negative connotations? Pinkie dash ....... Tool album? Wait... *truffles* get you *high?* ...How did it happen? How can you tell she's blonde? How the hell thread that looks like copypasta from /gaming is on top? I dont think we should try and depress the students I had no idea OLED's were in any tv at the moment. What the f ... as someone that is 27 fuck you i was just joking around. hence the " been watching you for years since you was 3000 suscribers you sure did blow up! I remember getting a reply from you on Youtube inbox and I was so happy! One of the most bizarre things for me is seeing my friends watching you and telling me to watch "This guy" just shows how much you blown up. I don't really have a question to ask you because I know everything about you already 8 years is 2004. Naruto started in 2002. Was Sasori introduced that far back? Heh, that's how it starts! When I was a child we had to take my dog to the shelter, and they got me a guinea pig instead. The female cavy we bought was pregnant and gave birth to 3 little pigs. Somehow she incested it up with one of them and had 3 more. A female from the first litter fucked one of her bros and had 2. Then somehow we ended up adopting 2 more guinea pigs, 2 rats, gerbils, hamsters, and birds How do people misdiagnose lung cancer though? The guy was about to undergo chemo. Teemo is not a counter to Rengar top, even if Teemo avoids bushes like the plague. How do you even reach all of those?! Errmmmm^ Will you ever get tired of whoring downvotes? I wonder what would happen if she made the girl recount the coins. One, two, three, four, five..... Uhm...I have some in my cabinets I could make. But...those are MINE I had 2 cores running at 3.9Ghz during Dead Island Note to self, watch what i click on Reddit before going to bed Umm.............good question. Out of curiosity i clicked the link to the video, the thumbnail made me nearly puke. Read the comments and ...holy shit...good i didn't watch it wow, that is REALLY ingenious I think you meant O_o :) Oh dear. What have you done I think this is actually a record for most negative karma per day More like, first date with crazy. And is not an instrument?? Shizune... makes a much better Ritsu than I thought she would. Scopo, are you addicted to porn? I see you all over porn subreddits lol..... wait am i addicted? Did I hear you just call Phantomlord an awesome entertainer, and Vman7 talented? I almost replied to you saying that you tried to copy my name...but you've had your account for 2 more years than me Have you read the book Darke We've been reduced to a single pixel in that cluster. Borderline thin? Like... 15 on top of being average. Like, minus 15 and I would be average. What do you mean thin? Oh my god. A cloud castle NOT SOON I now fear and respect the Chinese Ye it's working What 'it's just that many people didn't catch a single think about what I said thinking am standing against my team.' Wat? It's pretty cool how you think you can dictate what other people should do with their accounts Bryan must be one hell of a kisser. Wait, League of Legends has something to do with Starcraft besides being made by the same company? I can't see my comment when I click on this post. Why Quite lovely. ...As a non-American who is unfamiliar with it, I was not expecting the term to be THAT bad. Where I am, the mall stores are better. That is one huge mousepad you got there. That last one was even human. Generally there are stairs as well as escalators. You don't /have/ to wait for the elevators. Five. \m/ ( Okay, you wanna hear something really creepy, OP? Last night I had a dream about a kitten whose tail got hurt and it fell off. My red dye seems to never leave. mandy...Mandy...Mandy... How is the rope skipping at different speeds! How many different ways are there to interpret gravity? Is that a feather tattoo?? Soo realistic I'm curious as to what "Necrotic" tea will taste like.... Smell the floss after you haven't flossed in 2 months. That's why I floss every other day now Inflatable sumotori... Yeah that's how i gauged mine as well. "well the dog paw isn't nearly as forceful as a toddler so i should be okay." Literally my thoughts!! I am glad i am not the only one who is protective. I am the queen of irrational fears and sometimes i think that people are out to get my bump, or if that is where they would aim if they were mad at me My cat used to do the same thing sometimes (I moved and he can't sit anywhere to look in the mirror) and looks almost exactly like your cat holy shit, you are cute too Great advice. Brace has been helping. The pain left. That's actually really cool I'm impressed you figured out it was backwards Met an old lady at a bus stop once... really nice... She placed her blame on the Eisenhower administration.... This happened about 6 years ago Why on earth did he keep listening? That sounds like a magical place They actually updated Trundle? *looks at pic* "well there isn't anything out of the... It's pretty freaking impressive. The glowing lines in the costumes were added by hand in each frame. BY HAND. IN. EACH. FRAME. ok, "rawr" means you're flirting with someone. At least by my definition. Madhaxor, are you hot or goodlookin; or something? I pocket dialed my mum while me and my girlfriend were going at it, my mum just sheepishly said it was a 8 minute voicemail but she worked out it was us by the noises my girlfriend was making Holy shit, I just noticed the peyote guy is on this guy's wall Deal, would prefer the Wulda over the Hammer. My steam is slightly bugged, so you'll have to add me instead of vice versa Cudos on such a clean inbox. I currently have 2817 unread emails Holy shit. Rofl, wow. not..even..sure it's a girl Come over to the EU side, we have cookies and stares Yes, but CLG.na is part of the NA scene, so obviously they have the same problems I know that apartment.... You don't educate your clients at all? ...blunt trauma, caused by a blade ... Or an orgasm? what do i do... during the break... Is it just a coincidence that you had the same amount of messages and updates I had? I've seen quite a few commercials that were clearly geared toward a particular race, but I've never noticed it with McDonald's... wat the fucking fuck O_ TekSavvy RESELLER? There's resellers of resellers now? So a PS3 is a guy now? It all makes sense now. I'd just assumed because it's the most popular Gameboy, and can play Gameboy and Gameboy Colour games/homebrew as well. Sorry if I offended you or anything Because people can't ward? It's a well-made video... Not my style so I don't find it particularly entertaining but if this actually made you cringe then you need to be a little less elitist about what hobbies people are allowed to have Dear god almighty.......... Can anybody tell me what brand of typewriter this is? (I'm kind of obsessed with them atm) Why is that even possible in the first place? How can you catch more than one to bring back? Aw hells naw. As one of many of millions of people who like to twang away at a guitar kind of haphazardly, this is just awesome. Went back and watched the whole video waiting for it to get to that point again and, just, woah I swear I can feel the metal shaving in my lungs now I've kept up with PS1 since it came out, but I'm still lost...who is that?? It's almost as if he predicted the lockout and "year off" meant everyone u dont need source when u can inspect the animation and sound effects Head mounted over the fireplace ... Is "the secret handshake" Growlr?? Yes it's a repost. But I keep upvoting it. I'm a sucker for scottish folds... IIIIIIII'm gunna need an action shot, otherwise I'll assume you spilled the coffee post picture request, in order to impress a bunch of strangers on the internet.... ..why do you even need that? you a pedophile or something? I'd be pissed off. Big time Sample size: at least 20 others that I know, including 2 galaxy note users and at least 5-6 iPhone users. People actually like those books? so tell me why that is my facebook page I am using about 7 meters of strip (258 LEDs) and boy howdy. Dan Garcia told me to get teensy 3.0... now I have to code a *frame rate timer*. Holy hell, I'm missing a bunch of them I didn't even know existed Woah woah, the /s was there to show I was joking. Because you said you're a nationalist. And I decided to poke fun. What does this mean? For a split second I actually thought they were floating The looks incredible Monkey... Ginger... And is that the Pedobear? "don't tell your bf or there will be consequence"... "loving you always my love kitten" - That's one hell of a jump in like two sentences Or if it's been sitting there for weeks and it lost it's smell? His face.... is cleanly shaven!!!! I'm much more concerned that Phreak said "flat resists just got a bit more expensive." WTF other kind of resists are there? Are there % resists now? As I see it, the [spoilers] addition to the title is all that should be needed. You say Borderlands, I see TF2. Sounds fun, Ill be going there later to try and invade. The guilty pay the price i kinda feel like you should talk to the police O_O; that part at the end about not telling your boyfriend, it shows that he obviously has issues. that and the whole rape fetish Thats good cause it looks REALLY awful If you're going to quote me, at least have the courtesy to quote **what I said**, not how you interpreted it. only if that is you on the screen ### Where do you live But I found Waldo right away! Holy shit dude. There is not much to read here. Funny how someone could NOT see it I know I'm in over my head when I need to use a dictionary to understand your post Wait, what? Could you explain that again? Well, i like girls who do whatever i say. It's easier for me and for the girl. All those timezones and no UTC.. Between that one, his "not bad" face, his googly-eyes, back when he had hair.... I read this right after I sneezed, and just hit Plvl18 this morning Wow, what happened Imagine what a legendary mothership would look like I had a co-worker just ask me what the date for Halloween was this year. Is it too late to add my concern, for I as well have this same grinder It's a Dubia roach. I don't think I could deal with the hissing cockroaches. But the Dubias aren't so bad. I even have gotten to a point where I can touch them (I don't like bugs but I'm trying to not being an ass and kill them because bugs are not the enemy). I can't pick them up yet though Holy shit, it can't be When was this made? Did Nintendo copy the Mime Jr. idea or was that a crazy coincidence? ...or his gerbil. how can you suck with ali No blood on his elbow It trips me out that kids born when this movie premiered are now old enough to drink. what cologne do you use do you often hang out in the bathroom? Wait... kg? Liquid`Flash Emre... FULL SET Chronite Defense 3 Keys Chronite Armor Chronite Bracers Chronite Scepter Except that couldn't be further from the truth... Really? Dude nothing made me feel cooler than the fact that I was using Old Spice way before their new ad campaigns. Plus Denali smells Is that...Cheese fried in cheese Male-to-Female, and super fucking feminine, transgender here, so I guess my cis-male guilty pleasure? Wearing suits and being a gentleman. Occasionally with a cigar. Being a classy motherfucker is really damn soothing. Well I would really like to have a 4 x 8gb but I don't seem to see any. Yet the MOBO specs says it can handle up to 64gb of ram? sweet lawd you're fine (O_O) Gustavo Almadovar ( And they say that women overthink things.... I took a bunch but managed to avoid a straight-on shot Suddenly I really want a glazed donut...... That blows my mind a little bit. I can't help but get all fired up every time I read these kinds of threads or hear those politicians say those things. I can't imagine not thinking it was worth caring about. ( Snoopeh Stare What do you mean by "flying machine?" Ahaha oh my gosh, you weren't kidding. This is all hypothetical.. in the post apocalyptic world like sense If Hollywood has taught us anything, they're all going to curse us and laugh about it. WHO'S GOT THE LAST LAUGH NOW!? ** So the children will be siblings instead of cousins Is that your reaction to the video? no, see YOU soon hey thats asukablue I thought that looked like Vladimir Lenin i might repost this on account that for some reason some folk cant see this... WAT You're paying $120 a year for XBL. Because it's not yet? h.... how did you end up there?! the actual update.. it still hasn't been ported yet, right? so... he masturbated to a typing program? I was hoping this would be top comment. I honestly can't tell if someone checks someone out... Where are you from that people say that? Most of my friends in my lifetime have been guys... I'm hoping I haven't been leaving them with broken hearts and blue balls this whole time An adorable cross-breed of kituppies. Or pitties. As a lactating mother: nope. Just not interested in a substance my body is producing for my kid. Also an odd then-friend when pregnant with my first asked for a taste. That wither skeleton head was weird. It really looked like regular skeleton head from pauses pov Wait...does that mean that they would have to stop covering shit in gold and having a big-ass castle? Dude where did you get that armadillo thing. I want it. Don't really understand "those games". But I guess you are saying if you are doing bad. ? This happens to people I don't think anybody should hit anybody But is his asshole honest? (O_O) Gustavo ( ( They counter that by saying the can was in plain sight to trick the kids and the shaving foam was hidden. ( holy shit that dog has a human tongue. that's so trippy This is basically John Carpenter's The Thing remade by Teh Intarwebz. corpus? I'm in DC getting about 6 Down 3 up ( Huh. Guess I hear about a lot of starving plecs then. That makes it even more sad! Yeah, he kinda went off the rails after I posted this ... Is there a link to the test in question somewhere that I'm missing? my dream girl I wasn't mad Holy.. wtf there are people that plays with locked ? I know, I was surprised too. Pink hair? You hate Xpecial? Ok so I was about to tell you to calm the fuck down, having somehow skipped the first paragraph that puts it all into context. Then I was like It's $14.95 here. Do I know you? Context? ive been to a few shows but, wth WTF is on her tit?! I always leave food on my plate and I get the But it's a show on why we shouldn't generalize and discriminate I think that only was like one tourney or something. Aphromoo did pretty well for a while in the competetive scene back when he played with Nhat, the two of them appearantly having pretty good synergy, but hes pretty slacky now. Still tho, people appearantly overrate him enough to consider mMe.Ferus some super top team without any actual evidence When I'm taking the bus to travel to my mum's house, it has to drive under a bridge and pass one of these. The bar is obviously a bit lower than the bridge, so the bus circles around it to avoid hitting it (by pulling into the opposite lane Oooh I bet he does! ...Maybe its you Jesus - judging by the speed at which this was downvoted, I guess I'm alone on this It will be nerfed for sure... In pubs it's already way too powerful (see the winrate Oh my god. Same here, which made me do a double take when a poster in TFT says he's a mac "fanboi". yeah! more look-a-like than Mvp and Suppy.. Holy crap, he looks hot In Mustasaari they have Swedish FIRST in the road signs I just have someone skype me if I want to talk while I'm playing something, I guess if you didn't have a computer it would be a thing, but otherwise, why is this such a big deal to everyone else...? Holy fuck. Is that like reformatting without reformatting Not that First of all - Every time i ride my dirt bike. Or go camping. Or go hunting. Or drive. Or take meds. In fact, i just realized i could die at any time any day. This comment is multiplied by x500 if you know how to create macros in an office environment. "Hey Limiate, can you macro that?" <( Minus 11.5 million? This happened to me when I followed that prisoner I rescued from the Thalmor Embassy (found him in the Thieves Guild later on). I just want to know where he'll go. Malborn was with us, too. They went to that part of the shore near Broken Oar Grotto, I think. The Khajiit merchants were there too. I waited and waited to see where they will proceed. THEY SWAM. Later today?I thought this game is coming out on 30th? I got a pentakill with sivir, it showed up in my ranked stats and then it disappeared. My first thought "terran OP" then i read the names.... wait what Zombies? Boobs! So your parents hadn't changed your bedsheets in weeks? How the heck did we beat League of Legends? You make me think of the lead singer of All American Rejects he's inosent? Hey, wait, what? I wanna know too!! And you clearly didn't read this person's response to this. They seemed satisfied with my elaboration in my edit. Everything's cool on this thread. Feel free to berate me on the other ones tho, I suppose. Everyone else is Someone used "duel" correctly Relevancy being...? Dry ramen?! doesn't seem fake at all... I did actually take off my shirt, throw on some sun glasses, and play volleyball after my race. Eh. It works for me now too. I swear it was down when I wrote the comment though Wow I didn't realize it bothered so many people! It actually doesn't bother me at all I bought one the day before it disappeared from Amazon! You main deck zero MST? Jonathan Legard. This is obviously because being smart (and ripped now), you had a better chance of producing good offspring and a better chance of providing for them. And the cave-woman part of the ladies' brains knew it and messed with the brain chemistry so that they would "fall in love" with you. You probably smell good to them too. Adorable! Those sure are some crazy eyes on that lil guy, though The problem with it is that you rudely, knowingly annoy a majority of the population to find the few who are that easy. That said, I've received random dick pics, and I just find it amusing more than anything else. Guess I'm not as easily creeped out Oh, 2560x1600 is still too small? The best is the graph of interest in anal fisting in 2006. What the hell happened in 2006? Not quite that many, 649350 souls. Belt out of vaginas. I guess I thought that was the URL, hmph. why are you getting downvotes Calvin Johnson and Thomas. Feels weird saying to sit Jones This is being performed at my school this weekend too What's the difference between a normal cab and a "yellow cab"? When I went to NYC they were all yellow Like a boss? I've only been on once this week I'm so zonked on heroin all the time that I forget ever having shot up in the first place. Thanks for posting this, also most likely probably maybe moving to bend in a few months That's quite extreme How is Joseph Gordon-Levitt the only person in the foreground of number 6 that *doesn't* look shopped? Oh that's fucked. Not the mom so much, but that you can put someone on the list like that! but still comments from other people should still be there, no? I'm sorry? They can SENSE the white in you... and what does this have to do with Guild Wars 2 They look like they're glued to the dogs You're betting on the super bowl, part of an American sport, yet you use a decimal point instead of a comma like a Brit....I can't smart this I might have missed it somewhere, but how do you know the game will be on sale? Good O_O or bad Holy cow that video they made for the bundle has to be the worst promo for a bundle like this ever This is so bad for me that I will WAKE UP OUT OF MY SLEEP. I have to yell at my dog to stop before I can rest peacefully. I see where Twi is looking. Who says "Mutterficker"? Looks more like 3 I have no idea, but it's happening RIGHT NOW ... Does anyone know if it's like that for spinal fusions because I cringe thinking that that might have been what I looked like. Dayum I wanna see your gear I bought an imported copy of Gundam Battle Seed Destiny or something, I didn't have to change anything on my Vita to get it to play, and the foreign trophies are linked to my account too so everyone else can see that I did SOMETHING in Japanese and they're all like I feel ya gal. I got very sick 6 years ago and went from 130 something pounds to 200 lbs this past December, my heaviest weight :s Lost 21 lbs in February once we finally found what my illness may have been. Then from May (found out we were pregnant:) to about September, I was down to 168.5 lbs **SOON** It may be because, for a lot of folks who actually do play tabletop games like D&D, the episode hits closer to home than literally any other representation of the game in popular culture. Additionally, it explains how the game is played in a non-derogatory manner - also rare. In fact, a co-worker of mine who is decidedly NOT a geek or gamer said that the show made D&D seem really fun! Can you imagine getting ganked all the time letting enemy team snowball? When I saw this post it was near another with the word "naked" in it and I ended up reading this post: "Being ^naked near lettuce makes me nauseous..." Made me do a: " Is it just me or that looks like a mini iPad I am rather curious what skin they will release this time (Ill just assume theyll release a skin because you can make money with those i think that might of been me That's not a fun fact at all Omg... i have the exact same pair Also first thought. Wow, surprising number of Edmontonians around here. Wait wasn't the light supposed to go on the left arm and the Pip boy be separate from it? No sand in Qatar? Haha at first I was like wut ....no >I look forward to the next 3 years and many years past that! the darius report got me suspended when he gave up around 15mins doing nothing roaming around dying alot and i got suspended cuz riot base it on chat? The first time I ran further than 10 miles, this happened around mile 6. I just got in rhythm and pounded out the next 5 miles in half an hour. I couldn't believe how fast I had run. Still can't MOTHER FUCKING LEGEND For a second, I thought you were going a male Brienne costume How did it get so warped? It looks as if it were melted or something As another person who is 5'9", I learned to just give up. Life's just not worth living as such a horribly misfigured person. I love feeling them even though I sit here going 'should she be hiccuping for the third time today? Is this even normal I understand, even after i have seen all the new posts as well in all favorite sub reddit I still can't leave. I keep refreshing to see some new posts. Its like internet drug I too am new here. Wanna be friends!? I don't even My eyes went directly to your ping and FPS. Equal parts awesome.. and scary well ofc, since they are now useless after dropping everyone off... lets just use them to blow up tanks with their faces.... i would pay a crazy amount of money for a keyboard bag You actually read all that!? With no commas!?!? Wow, that tickles the English center with delight. They're homonyms so no matter what, shift+3 is a POUND SIGN How? wait what. lol i wasnt there for anything Are you fucking kidding me?? Can't tell if you are trolling or just that stupid This just made that ad seem a lot more disturbing It should be down, with all the cameras they are installing everywhere. Its good to know that its safe, but scary that you're always being watched now... Then why does it say GTX in the corner? Wouldn't it take less energy to lose weight? since less food intake = less energy = lose weight What if I told you, they were just playing it and already knew?? Between that and all the anecdotal evidences, I believe we've reached equality already. SRS was lying to me the whole time well shit. good guy captors I too was home schooled in Nebraska so much comment rage... yet so many upvotes Holy moly I totally forgot about this PiF The orange tint is stunning. Good job. Hope your nuts recover Oh in my game they inherited/took large parts of england, which in itself already is funny, what's funnier about england is that it's been ruled by the houses; of godwin, de normandie, rurikovich ( SOURCE? Dat FOV Wtf Wow, imagine what they could see in a night sky What if even the granny would still as a zombie Who said that they're fake? good meant help advice turns into rape proposal, reddit rage o_O.... I had no clue sk89q made launcher Not sure if O'Reilly and his guest are very informal and comfortable making jokes like that with each other or that was an O'Reilly Freudian slip of racism... Nice dg exp counter Welp... It seems you're out of luck. oh my god Is that a lady marmalade perf ~0:55? Anyone have link of that perf, the outfits look its tow truck towing tow truck towing a tow truck towing a tow truck here here! it's funny how being in the woods makes it so obvious what a cultural stimuli issue this is. I live in a military tent in the woods, BUT I STILL HAVE WIFI I follow this guy on tumblr out of my 250 or so followers. Weird What is your steam? I don't see it *Mother of Halloween...* Deeefinitely made me say wtf... Lol I guess someone thought that was a flower and took wedding pictures beside it OC? On r/gaming? and it's not cosplay?! twitch pays him more if he plays twitch on twitch stream. wut. Did I say that I didn't like Zuko? Umm, are you like 7 years old? Dunno - I suppose its just a HOT item. I think that is just about every parent who goes to an amusement park's nightmare. Seriously, how much do you folks spend on your keyboards? maybe they did it so that the date window wouldn't be totally eclipsed by the minute hand Well, I had no idea That was all one person. Is that guy to the right of him stabbing him? It is and always has been a weekly series... Y U NO HAIR?!?! He's ruining my favourite name for a dude. Oh god correct, i wasn't aware. did several searches before i posted this too, with different permutations of the title Wow, that is pretty relevant. Celebrities always die in threes ^__^ happens... when i rewatch my replays I am just like Everyone is going off about the Red Bull on the shelf. I can't be the only one that's noticed the magazine featuring Assassin's Creed III is a free magazine being sold for $19.96 XJ9 is on a professional team? dose mortar self-clears the boobs are all lol I missed that this chapter is out because its not linked on top but at the bottom of the chapters list What will THIS be worth? Where is the water? Why don't you smile when you see the guy you like, or make a clear effort to talk to them? I got into a big argument with someone on reddit a while back about Rand. I said "look for the children in Rand's world. You will not find them. Because children are noisy, demanding, dependent, whiny, needy, and helpless. It turns out they are FAR too demanding and need us to step outside of our own needs far too often to fit into a world built entirely on self-centeredness and egoism." The person disagreed with me because "it's fiction, sometimes there aren't children in fiction". but aren't drinks on planes free anyway? Wait a sec. If the pokemon I traded doesn't have my white 2 character as the original owner will you see me or the original owner? it looks like it's continually falling down but isn't Either someone with a lot of coupons was there before you. Or Earth ran out of Water Those McFlys... I don't think there is a physical copy Thats near my house One half male the other half female....All fun until masturbation gets you pregnant. Chauster so manly. imagine if a person was out there ...Holy crap, what happened over on the SC/TN game?? He bought all of xbox live for you Ive played guitar forever. Not in a band. Playing a guitar now actually Well, I'm an American also. I don't really get what you're saying. You're welcome to PM if you like if you have any questions. Gypsy/Roma is an actual ethnicity, it's not a mentality. I mean, I don't entirely think that's what you're saying, but I don't really understand what you mean by the identifying themselves aspect. That's really weird Why is Teenagers on your list? I'd kill for that lip color wut? an error? first ever post Imagine an alternate universe when Samsung and Apple did the same Man, if only I could get a job proofreading these things online for companies Wow, I just stumbled upon this post and **every single** detail you mentioned is identical to my prediciment. Tupac + CNN. I don't know if it's normal or not, but my GCC will do this, too. I've noticed a lack of poop in the bottom of her cage, but hadn't thought anything of it since she dumps fairly regularly when free flying. Yesterday upon being let out of her cage for the morning, she dropped a bomb so big that at first I wasn't sure what I was looking at. We've been working on potty training, though, which should help immensely. What kind of exam is 8 hours long? Well, I stand corrected. I was not aware that the devs said that themselves! Am I the only one bothered by the type? My eyes hurt just looking at the different point sizes and the really bad kerning. The fatty part of your palm looks plastic The word "prolapse" belongs nowhere near anyone's ass. So...Who was sucking on your nipple? Did you trade for a painted unusual engineer's cap, or did you trade this unusual for a normal hat? I'm sorry, the oracle's pulsar beam can't have its cost analyzed because its an energy unit I only got Ursa, Void and Sven chests...Never knew there are more than those 3 types are fuckin kidding me mate? Woa, how can I teach mine that trick? I'm seeing so many pictures with these borders added in, has that become a new craze or what? Should be correct I just copy pasted the sidebar. ... gosh, she really gets into it I would so tap that... Strange, usually I jump to complain about non wtf stuff but this really did make me go Is it paranoid of me to find it strange that this post was downvoted and the last reply sounds like a yahoo comment? Maybe … it's because of you ! i am not sure about this since u can rent them for more than 1 year XO ... 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Fire Emblem: Thracia 776. Those japan-only games really know how to turn up the difficulty. The lighter isn't that big I read that a little too fast, I read "I was doing my DOG..." First thing i read this morning...Now i am watching the Documentary! What have you done reddit Suarez is a diver which makes him a cheat and the only thing worse than a cheat is a racist... Cert week? I never got a bunch of certs The act of stoners properly cornering the hit. (I know it's not a real word) he's so awesome So death panels is a meme? I... Whay? Whay would you do that OP? O_o wait a minute... The fuck? I've been through KX tons of times and never seen a wooden escalator 100W + thats 2 def from perf You want to feel better? I started Rivers over Stafford today Yes Some of those bails Well I'm interested. It sounds neat Waaaaaait a second. FB group? I didn't know AIM still existed He is the pig... Wait which one do you think is black Oh shit Heart attack by Trey Songz I just realized im a conversation killer mfw did it come with the green already in the bowl ? Holy shit How did you get a picture of your friends boyfriend? ( It's actually my account. Thanks to you and other Redditors for the 10,000+ hits! Really? You have multiple brains? wow. i have shinys of both of these. weird Punk isn't afraid of the Boggeyman? But he's coming to get us It's Reptar! Make children legal...how? Is your name a reference to Mr. Roxburgh? I'm actually so honored. I have no idea how I found this but I was like Kofi's chest was bouncing.... The people you were with can't discern a lambo from a bmw? Salad fingers is from 04... Ha ha, let's watch GoT, because boobs! Bubble eyed feeling: you say something dumb, something makes you feel awkward and you suddenly feel like your eyes have bubbles over them, almost goggles, as you look at everyone being unimpressed, or as you marinate in shame. A sensation I described to my brother and he "got it". Don't know if anyone knows what I'm talking about. my daughter is six and loves it. I was going to say that I'd hope if you know the show is 5 seasons long that you'd figure he went into remission... but then I remembered that this whole time has been a "year." But internet Checked his channel. It says his channel hasn't had any activity since 2009. How do you even die 13 times when Garen has 23 kills... what is this!? Why "things went ok" Wait, you list the items you say are core.. Then say they're opitional? I have calluses like that from cycling and I always wear gloves. Oh really? Your 'Mikey' has a... growth... i read that title: "My friend and his gf went as Link and Zelda. How'd they do?" and I was looking at the picture without clicking on it, and I'm like oh thats cool I wish that I had a girlfriend that would put on a zelda costume, i took a drink of sprite and clicked on the pic...................I spit out all my pop over the screen, the screen exploded, my house caught on fire, I jumped out my window, all the glass came crashing down on me, i got stitches and puked a couple times because I had a concussion. Your picture has changed my life, I now think of trannies a lot diffrently now i was in winnetka at the time and that was my birthday What browser are you using to make YouTube look so bizarre? Lucky Charms Hong Kong Those eyes are creepy af Since when is killing yourself normal in any way Holy shit. I had not seen this connection... Are you able to play Naut? Who would sell it? >push other sundies into the line of fire so they get the best spawning position Where were you this weekend i read it all Username. Her eyes **are** this emoticon - I think I just got horny, upon reading "mate". I am at 87 I've never done that Not back then but now... I'm a girl How do you check the stool? Squish it? This is confusing lol rofl lol lmao .... bless you. What kind of cat is that? Looks like a CGI of Garfield before each individual hair is drawn in. the image gets cut off. I'm on my desktop. I just tried it again to confirm where it cuts off at, and now it's loading fine. I can see the whole thing. kinda weird that it would be cut in half every time I refresh or try a new link, and then 10 minutes later load just fine. So.. tomorrow? Costs almost twice as much to compete at DreamHack than MLG Have fun charging it when your power goes out The last ditch effort to "show others the game is not all it's cracked up to be" is actually quite a common attitude people have when they leave a game, now that I think of it. It's a miniature Why did this get removed? I have, it's just there's so many better items than it, so I usually have something better before I get it. And when I have the D6, I'm not swapping it out for that. Yepp \^^ was awesome - totally sick first blood gank from Yi jungle (after shaco was banned...\^\^) and stream is offline So should I toss the buttery nipple I have from vape dudes? Haha I agree! When I see him again, I'll tell him that a stranger from the internet thinks he is cute. I'm confused? Oh shit... my heart.. jesus fuck, those prices! You're not even allowed to display tobacco products here and everything is more than double the price than what I see in this picture! And u just happened to have a camera with you? didn't expect much of a difference. but my eyes widened when seeing sandy. No... Who does that?? Nice costume AAAAAAHHHH!!!! Captain America is actually ferris bueller? I never wanna give it up. The titles I mean. Bro, would you trade your Nature's Prophet Announcer for the Ravager set? Kittie seems impressed. what the hell did i just watch.... double click the ostritch and see killing him gives you 5k exp? I can't tell you how many times i've sat in the audience and observed this. It's the oddest display of human societal norms. It shows how much we are like sheep. If enough people are clapping than we clap but if one person claps while no one else is they are a weirdo. It's almost like we can't think for ourselves. Jarvin ult with walls large enough you can't flash out of.. Eh... the caffeine hasn't started kicking in yet, fail. Wow, utter calculus fail there on my part, my most sincere apologies Why in tekkit, if i would make a wizard tower most of non thaumcrafters are going to be like ... Miss her?!! Did she go somewhere?!! ... her ex was her maid-of-honor? Yes, but where is the costume Super cute! What's the tattoo? (do we live in the same place? Mystic Burrito. Holy shit. You're right. Lol, I have the same assignment for my screenwriting class, so it was like Oh god, you just made me remember the Punisher "quite cunty"? ESL didn't give a shit about DotA, no paid out prize money, bad rule set, bad admins and now they want to go into Dota 2 Having lived in Italy, that seems like the\* only\* plausible reason to me. Why else would you *need* grandparents? Wait, what? You can earn bitcoins by farming out your processing power? Mount Fiji? ( That guy is beautiful! If he had boobs he'd be a super model. ( Isn't that the Northern Water Tribe pictured? Addiction? What addiction? That scares me I just realized that this is also a meta commentary about this thread... You gotta sign this titty before you go. And it seems this isn't even the weirdest painting from that seller ...and you are going, together? I think its more worrying that he managed to fill up Wembley ...Wow. Thanks - could be worse, could be an ice storm. Where does one get a stormtrooper costume to turn into one of those? maybe a stupid question, but who is Doomy? Reddit is full of him and i dont know who the heck he is Men kritiserar man invandringspolitiken så är man rasist! Kom ihåg det! Thanks! And I'll be watching for that tutorial. Wasn't expecting that... Just realized last night that Terra in PT1 is level 52 I was there. He was fucking incredible. I knew I liked trance, but I really had NO IDEA until that set. Color and a creative font for an essay? that's allowed?!? Now this comment made me say WTF!! Were you a failed pure...? Oh, why so many down votes? Jesus Christ. Did I just have a seizure? I think I just had a seizure. November 16th; *looks three months ahead* 2 days after Valentine's Day... Even the beta was amazingly fast at booting. When it got to my tiles in about 10 seconds I i was expecting a father daughter picture set Just wow... I've always been proud in the knowledge that I'm pretty good at sex, but not I realise there's so much more isn't every day "national cat day" on Reddit?! I can't talk about FC because there's no FC to talk about. Maybe she wanted a black carpet. what's waifu? synthe.... I GOTTA GOOGLE SHIT NOW It's easier to imagine that people are being mislead than to accept that they know exactly where they're going and _want to go there_. Yeah but how can I know it didn't just get a bunch more view by tomorrow Solid logic ...Holy shit Ugh. I don't know where to begin Legendary Bieber skin for Karthus? I just think of trolls. I don't know why but I do. Like, lives under the bridge and eats children and billy goats trolls. Why did he say "Oh wait... I didn't get that kill?" after the Yi died? Did he expect to kill his teammate? Hmm... look suspicious... could be anyone. 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I just made a comic about sneezing No offense, but she looks like one of the elves from Skyrim I'd actually like to be able to polish someone else during holidays! I should be getting $30 for amazon after that survey and spit kit Glad to know I wasn't just trippin I thin I've been in there before Hey, I never said I left Susan, I just said she was a bitch... Or maybe I said bitch was a Susan? somabitch that's going to hit the midwest! Un...closed... parenthesis.... I think that was totally sober Lol Gordon you're shutting down everything tonight! Oh, and he's right. Though I do wonder where you got your prices from Is it dead For me, reading this is really trippy. Making me contemplate my own existence... Happened to me just now People with down syndrome don't go to separate schools in 'murica? Suddenly it all makes sense Man Door Hand Hook Car Door... Wow the entries just spiked by 12k What did you fix? wow they are so fast The end of May is not the end of Summer TIL that KOTOR gets shit on by gaming snobs ...I really want to know what he said now What am I falling for? I see no difference What the fuck is with all these murderous NZ parties? Photoshop? I knew he was a Doctor, but I had no idea he earned his degree at age 24. It looks okay, but does it have a functioning door? Does "taking 20 keys + offers" mean you're accepting 20 keys or offers, or 20 keys plus extras as an offer? I'm confused I have no idea what this means Wait... so mangapanda give us lame jokes, but not official pages ? My freshman year of college. First college party....I didn't know what a train station was til that day... Those super pricy PCB's are always fun. Worked on some high end RF boards once that were made from some super precise materials- if I remember correctly it was $10 a square inch just for the copper clad... I don't remember what the final price per PCB was by time they came to me but it was horrid. Best part was they really didn't need that level of precision- the board ended up not using the on board antennas anyway- external antennas for the win- What the fuck. I live in Traverse City and I never even heard of this ...even NPR? Needs more snoopeh That Flag that´s ... oddly cute ... yet scary Youtube is fine for me but I did get an awkward message the other day with a bunch of black diamond shaped question marks all over the page Oh god. I never did this before. I was probably conceived around Halloween. So right around now. 27 years ago. I haven't even earned a Bills (life time goal) from trading I don't know.... I'd tap out in order to get a guy to stop humping my arm Dem pupils Wow, that would really freak me the fuck out if I saw it happen I'm usually repulsed even by a slight indication of overeating... But this was so ridiculously over-the-top that I didn't even mind Magic?! I didn't read the title before seeing the pictures - I thought it was a woman cosplaying River Song! So you are only interested in the rights of other people when they're relevant to you, personally? Dat helmet. Up until the English isn't your first language part, I thought you might be one of my hs boyfriends. Post yourself, freak him out. Why does a 1h and a shield attack faster than 2 1-h? I would assume 2-1h would be greater than a shield Pretty sure everyone that isnt an Eagle fan thinks hes a terrible human being for that... I mean wth? Random cruelty towards animals but its cool because he plays football or something like that? I'm considering doing the same. I made a fan site and I'm considering role playing a part for my fan site... They still make these? Doesnt make a difference if it was intentional or not (and I really dont want to guess on that one i thought he already graduated? Blastoise and Gragas. This is why I'm glad I don't have outdoor cats haha. I don't want any of their presents. I just realized that Högskolan is literally Highschool in Swedish. Korkeakoulu is the same in Finnish. Tho all who go into Högskolan (its kinda like academy/university) get out as a bachelor/candidate or higher Is the battery... an actual duracel battery? and your form of praise is not this serving? Feral druid, boring? I'm still not seeing any ad or promo for this on their FB. Did a ctrl+f search and found nothing as well I have never gone over 1.5GB of data in the 3 years i have had an Iphone. I love to stream and download Podcasts all the time. Couple days ago I got a text message saying i have used up 3GB of data ( my face ) Agreed. I'd be amazed how many people here actually want Husky to produce LoL content. I know I don't. You should just sit then. SC2's dying. Keep him away from LoL. Hmmm, is this real life?... Are we not getting this? You seem really cheerful though! I'm jealous. I don't get to light candles much - fiancé is generally allergic to... Scents. Haha. I'm on campus for a break before my second class and it's cold and windy with a bit of rain. Gross. I'd rather be at home cleaning This is the first thing I have seen today. Great you couldn't even see my body DISNEY PRINCESS LEIA. First example with alistar had even minions Scared the shit out of me I had to look twice to believe it was made in minecraft, because its almost to amazing to be true So what was that polish guy doing at a small russian airport anyway? Are you telling me you want to *hurt* the wasp's *feelings*? Lol, when i was writing i thought: "Can't f up the left and right arm"... and so i did How can he have Hybrid? Well, I guess you have to marry her and be miserable for the rest of your life then... My face looked like -> I have the same Batman shirt. I'm wearing it right now. I tried watching season 1 of Digimon over the summer, but....the bad jokes.....they were EVERYWHERE Downvoted you because you are full of crap. Sooner or later you'll hit a wall, and than you have to rebuild what you successful drilled out of yourself: That social connection and affection to others is built upon the will to share something, not to competete. I really like all you pathetic self proclaimed alpha males who think they should become cold and strong... I waited that year. But, there's only 12 champs left for me to buy...all but 2 are mids. I wish I could talk to a few of my students like that. its like looking in a mirror image of my life Holy balls batman! And I thought my childhood was fucked Hmmm strange. That's extremely change. Especially considering that should be entirely separate code. I love Nicolas Cage. West Coast at Etihad? I won't sue you. You should give them to me. 7 x 128gb drives... I don't think I have the case for that Ninetales and Ahri Not you. That... is impressive. Drow front facing, to fire bows I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE Holy Crap! Cute overload!...OMG Lol, i just did an act 3 run and got 2 legendaries and a set item. Oh god right in the balls You're awesome! I wouldn't be surprised if i would also find one of your kittens (are they just cats now?) in my car too, with no sign of forced entry... the mind boggles Barbosa's playing like it's 2007 I did? YES. 666 comments, well 667 now but 666 Yes I have seen A Clockwork Orange and that... makes my story ten times more disturbing Apparently a lot of people are having trouble finding this game today. I talked to the local Gamestop manager again, and he said that their allocations were very low because company-wide they had less than 5,000 preorders You can be that house with full size candy, but are you that house that gives them out in handfuls Firefox awesome, thanks :) now I won't have to be disappointed I'm gone for a day haha. Any word on what the new chests look like? I saw someone WTB unusual rosh courier for 100+ keys you kids and your photoshop wizardry. just incredible. In a couple of years it will You're right. You might have just recognised the greatest accident since the slinky! This could be huge. yes I did... My entire life was a lie. Game is almost over...Nash has 3 assists... Ah. Hmm. Man thats...well it started out nice Damn! You're absolutely right. Dunno why I got that mixed up I can't see after reading that. But anyway, no band name? They could have had thousands of hits on their website already, You argue like my 15 year old brother That reminded me of a similar situation with my ex boyfriend. We were leaving a grocery store at one point, and some random woman said at us "The babies will be beautiful!" I had a mini panic attack (I kept it all in, though) but he thought that was delightful. Several months later when I was expressing my doubts about the whole relationship (I'd kept all my doubts in for a while, too) he was like "but even strangers think we should be together!!!" Hoping "guy" is not a Redditor when i was walking up to them i figured they would be in the $20ish range Holy shit, the chicken crossing the road is a metaphor for Suicide OH GOD HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A HIPSTER. THE BEARD, THE SHIRT, THE CAP...EVERYTHING. Fitting, since he's in Williamsburg. He really is trying to blend in. So do people have to calculations now with an assumption that there are two interacting, non-overlapping worlds? This is by far the most fascinating thing I've read on here tonight. All of the other ghost stories just made me want to cry. It'd be really interesting/creepy to find out if Cheryl was real!! What if she is and there are gaps in her memory because you "woke up" as her? This is off topic but i just realized, that the toosoon thing is covered with romney shit, like legitimate romney is gonna win shit. Is it a joke for saying "toosoon" or was the person who made this subreddit actually trying to say romney is gonna win, which it looks like Wow, those phoenixes absolutely massacred the hydras This game looks beautiful Wow, nice work How, as an anthropologist, are you still offended by anything even remotely like this? When did *you* start jerking this circle Holy shit But the same is true of all the other flags here. u can only do it 3 times I was expecting an ordinary video about Scarra doing a Katarina play but this sh*t BLEW MY MIND GOD DAM! Haha! Exactly! My SO was sick over the weekend and decided it would be fun to weigh how much he threw up and tell me.. Read this whole thing. Read the link below for additional information. I can't believe you willingly eat that breyers junk Why is the tix phone number in the 415? That's not Santa Clara. Yikes. "WET" burritos and knocking up 15 yr olds....??? This was in my history book Where were the fucking petrol tanks? All I did was mention libertarians and this guy called me a liberal and an American with no evidence of either (I am a liberal, but I digress...). Doing so shows me he has something to prove, which strikes me as desperate and bitter, since he so obviously projected his insecurity towards me. How is that hyperbolic? In fact it looks to me like you're the one who doesn't understand the concept You should have put it on a Dimmu Burger. I will give you the account. Shouldn't there be more? Wait, really? You can just boil them? The back of the packs I buy always tell me to soak them for twelve hours. I was actually told they could poison you if you didn't You mean is she asking for it? Oh hell yeah buddy, you know she is! Look at that slut, she popped out two kids, you know she's down for dick! Seriously? Holy crud, you sound exactly like me. the bleed is magic damage What's happening to the pets of Redditors that they keep losing their eyes/legs? Why does it look like Twitter? Why didn't you post this on /r wtf? My husband works at a mechanic shop & one of the guys in the pit crew called in b/c his wife had a yeast infection. 1200 watt power supply Very well done sir! And Nintendo? No fucking way FFVII Slept over my (female) cousin's house. She's not related by blood and some of my family liked to joke that we wanted to fuck or something. Nothing like that happened of course, but I had gotten home and my half-sister who was only like 7 at the time asked "So, who did you sleep with?" She didnt know anything about sex and I turned to my other sister and we just gave eachother that look like "did she seriously ask that? What servers have you been on? I would be living like a queen on $57k for just me They release a new game (wol) which lacks basic features. 2 years later during the beta for the addon they start implementing those. Thats how a release schedule should look like? What title? 50 million cuda cores My girlfriend got mad at me, for not being mad at her, that she was mad at me... Most of my friends loved Gurren Lagann by the end although they hated it in the beginning. However, On of my friends said it was shit until episode 17 and enjoyable after that. He then stated that an anime that takes 17 episodes out of 27 to get good is bullshit and that the show is over all rubbish. Apparently he doesn't like the "believe in me" stuff yet he still thinks Naruto and Bleach are great My mom is the one that taught me that. ...seagulls don't walk? Needless. Its just stupid in my opinion but it sure is bombastic bumblingmumbling posts a clip from david icke about how we should peacefuel live? What the hell is Dattebayo TIL even though I voted for Obama the first time, I'm actually a conservative IN DISGUISE. Is... Is that an airbag? Did I just catch two dot.hack references in one thread?? So they will wipe inventory today? i mean when the 40% of the map will be added? if yes damn i need to go and kill whatever moves in any city with my sniper rifles I live near you Dat bowl cut at 2:30 Ewwwwww, purdon't bro. Go Green, Go White! And a sister at IU Right. But you still wouldn't call a college a university because of that. There's still quite the distinction. I don't get it. I have had some terrifying vagina nightmares... Ok I failed... That shit is straight up disturbing I'm more concerned with wtf is going on with that name you're using a used helmet thats a couple of seasons old?! Hey! Me toooooo! IT STARTED LAST NIGHT AND I HAD TO WAKE UP AT 4 AND CHANGE MY SHEETS ISNT BIOLOGY WONDERFUL ILOVEMOTHERNATURE Magical? Is that a chinchilla? WHEN IS 8.2!? taking off your bra is my favorite feeling as well. Gelatin is creepy. I use pectin for most of my gelatinous things, which is based of fruit proteins, not... Hoove... I do! I mean, I don't dream it, but I think of what might happen, then my spine gets all tingly, and then, it can be second, days, or months, but it eventually happens, and it's really weird. I have predicted a lot of collisions between my friends, and even if I didn't know what was going to happen, I still get a feeling down my spine around the time it happens, even if it's pretty far away, and I'm not even close to it happening. Precis! För sweddit skall vara åsiktshomogent! ........ We were interviewing someone that was fresh out of college, so we were asking about his experiences as a tutor on campus. I ask him what he would do when students came to him with math problems that he didn't know how to do. His response: "Oh, I'd go ask the Asians." why is my comment downvoted? Dude! When I was a kid I asked my teacher if this could ever happen, she looked at me like this Really? I tuned in for a minute and I couldn't recognize it Me either..maybe they didn't see you flaired up and thought you might be a spy sent by the NFC south You actually look like him This happened to my friend aswell. Not MRSA, but she was pregnant and her patient had scabies. She was not informed I'am so jelly.Dat TV. If 15 pounds is a small victory for you...then you have "big" problems. Menstrual cups? Hell, he was on the ballot in WA. Honestly shocked me how many people made our ballot Why did you copy me... it scarred me for life Imagine if the competitive game we're all playing in ten years is a mod of dota 2. That looks like it's near my work Why does his look at 0:17 bothers me this much? My kitten scraped his butt on the floor like a dog. I didn't know cats did that wth I want them to all close in on each other is there supposed to be a link there? BOTH girls should be models 251 people liked this on facebook .......Matt? wait 1/20 milk ratio?! I thought the standard was 1/4. Wow That must've been an awkward conversation AND REMARK. Can't decide to upvote because I also call it blowjob week, or downvote because you got cheated on.... Jeez, I know right? One of these days, we'll all find out that SRS is also the acronym of some kind of terrorist group, and this has all been a huge misunderstanding, and then all their conversations will suddenly make sense. Delfino I learned that the hard way when I busted my chin open in South Africa and the surgeon told me "Welp, nothing we can't fix with superglue!". I was all How many games do you have Damn, that slapping sound. "Cats" I didn't know that someone from Utah could be called a Utahn. This drives me nuts. I have a female friend who does the same thing (no one else I know does this) and she pulls the same shit. Oh I'm having problems and life's tough and blah de blah, but I don't want to talk about it. Last I knew, his Q could crit, unless they changed it or something My chem teacher did this once, but didn't put enough explosive in, so she put way more and there were pumpkin guts EVERYWHERE. I've seen things happen to a pumpkin you wouldn't believe DEM EYES You are awesome She's only playing with one hand Looks like the grudge before she turned ghost Isn't that the guy that put yogurt on his dick while smiling like a creeper..? Blue Jensen makes me uneasy. It's like he's looking into my soul I made the Of all the people to call someone else fat I thought Mormons did not celebrate Halloween? \\( *too.....much...flavor.....* I've never even heard of any of them except Switchfoot, and I've never listened to them... What does it say if this barely got a am I the only one who saw three legs at first glance? Big your SN = That looks like a nightmare to take out Honestly, I must have made up that idiom while I was high. I just googled it and nothing came up... Are people still sleeping unnaked? Pics or it didn't happen. I can't Where's his BR at??? Usernames. Wat? $270k Looks like his face is made of wax your wife gestates for 18 months? I cannot seem to up vote this hard enough WO_OW How... Why... How can one need such a big craft to get to the mun? Oh fuck nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope, I wish I could unsee You're like an invincible kung-fu master, only you use passive aggression instead of martial skills How does that even happen? I played a ton of wow in high school, but I never even contemplated doing that I literally could not tell that was a cricket why do you care? waiting. as always. its like they dont want our money? Bloody hell: 2205 km What the actual fuck???? O_O O_O Except that he specifically said they keep pushing back the ship date? Didn't you ever wonder why people put them under you before engaging? I thought this was real Wow Wow, really? Regardless of where you stand on the issue, that comes off *very* strong. I'm sure at least a *few* pro-lifers were put off by it, hopefully at least one. romance of the three kingdom inspired skins? Are you sure they aren't antlers? Lee sin has a beard I don't think it's intended to be taken literally. It's a metaphor Sounds like you should just stop watching porn. Next time you can do without the shirt :p Dat Body... Karma thief! Holy shit, the author is my TA. So brave What you did there, I see it.. Why did I get taken to ''Osama Bin Laden for dummies'' I wanted to upvote that thread until it said it was archived. Then I saw it was posted 1 year ago There's a gorgeous latina that sits in the cube across from me. Quite often she takes her flats off and rests her feet on a box under her desk with her soles facing each other. I can see arch clearly. Makes me wanna arch my back. Drives me nuts. She does the dangle too. Photos. Mainly the digital ones. It's like yea I have GB's full of photos from basically I was 16 til now(i'm about 25). If I didn't print any out, they are just sitting, in a folder, inside another folder, in a more organized folder...etc. I hardly look at them, and when I do, I see these photos and BAM right in the feels. Old photos of past family dogs/animals, grandparents that pass. Sad part is, if my computer decides to take a dump, it's over, it's all gone. Sure I back up the photos, but I mean, what if the CD's get scratched? what if my external hard drive says "Fuck you!" and fall off the desk and shattering in a million pieces....FUCK! Sorry about that, you did have it but it went away Did it hurt Hahaha! This is funny because its Hallo... That sucks. Glad I could get killed by Hippa before this happened! What in the fucking actual fuck? Getting into a wreck at one of the toll booths on the New Jersey turnpike was quite interesting. Those look like so much fun. ... Because of YOU I just did not skip my dailies. Got a Magical Pirate Krawk Plushie... Um. THANKS!?! But, seriously... If I think about it too hard, will *I* turn into goo? yea felt weird typing it. Not sure if this is an advice request post or if they actually want to know how our relationships are. 240ish front with 300ish rear? To be stupidly pedantic, technically that's not a Neopet, it's a Petpet! Man, I freaking loved Neopets when I was younger. I just checked my old account, and I have a 12 Years shield HOLY Santorum! At first I was like -_- then I was like To me honestly the Bills have to have the most hardcore fans...I mean what fans stick around after four straight super bowl losses? Back to back to back to back. That is tough on anybody. The only real NY team at that too. A piece of me roots for them secretly Added you. Steam says you weren't online for 92 days. Then get off /r/Aww?... That dude in the McDonald/Joker costume looks Like Marilyn Manson wtf am i looking at?! Then movie tickets are more expensive where you live than where I live. haha a zerg defending. SHocking im soo glad we dont use salt here in alaska Ah okay nevermind then. :) It seems like, every time a large prosopagnosia thread pops up, there's one person in the comments going " I didnt even know that existed I wouldn't call that porn What's wrong with the yellow ones? You're welcome. Tbh I thought more people would find this interesting Leno, king of the troll-o-roids. You should take lessons I just realized someone out there needs to do a story about a Halloween scrooge. You're cute and Sexy oh god [ASOS](/b " I'm beginning to worry that my boyfriend being a junk food eating, beer drinking atheist won't mesh well with my health nut, straight edge, Buddhist lifestyle ... your games are certainly different than mine Then feed them to the pigs Working on it. Woah, Leopard 1? Are we talking about the cold war era tank here? Good point. I've been logged into google for so long (gmail, youtube, docs, etc) that I forgot there was an internet out there I also heard it makes a good, non-irritating lubricant well that escalated quickly Nice try, *brewpub owner.* Is this how cubism begins You definitely need to clean more often Seems a really powerfull language, but come on... non-ascii characters... Club soda in an Old Fashioned? I usually dig my fingers in his hair, but sometimes when he cuts it short I just... I honestly don't know That was my feeling when my doctor friend mentioned that her medical school advertises for volunteers to be prodded so students can learn to do prostate exams: Just cross the first 10 eager ppl off that list O_o oh dear god. So it would all of a sudden change into a weird--assumed way that kids talk--dialect? Is that a tameable crab in pic #3 Yes that is true. I'm a person who would do that though Then why do firemen and what not always say to not do this? Ooooh, Baby! Your boob is so...fuzzy?!? I didn't make it past a minute Can't compromise my identity being seen. His face in that picture scares me. Holy shit those comments My cat is pretty much the exact opposite of this. No way man, no way Yeah... but it's different... but a big guy with little feet is pretty weird I can't imagine the gruesome attacks that occur when playing spoons Then don't try Dota or HoN! james harden realy wanted to make point with his 37 pts and 12 assists. KD and Russ wanna make a point too. look out for KD's 73 points and westbrooks ( weird. how could it be a trilogy when there is only one godfather movie? Now what's a D&C I would sure love to watch you play with your clit collison should never take a long ranger shot. EVER. Charlie's Angels...I even had the soundtrack You say "i believe in a thing called love" and i automatically sang "Just listen to the rhythm of my heart".... Why are people making a big deal out of not seeing reflections in FPS? Does this really bother some people..? Well, Apples do make you sharp. Hi Dulfy! What is that molten greatsword of smothering you have? How do I get that?! WTF is wrong with you? in the room where we have class there's a piano and one day I was playing the song of storms and she immediately was like "I fuckin love that song!" And I thought "I can't ignore this. It's like she's Loki in disguise and is playing some kind of astral prank on me... I'll probably end up having sex with a horse by the time this is over. Your hp is so low. Oh dear jesus the comments Oh my Glad we're on the same page ............ The song Barbarians Rising by these guys Cat Turtle. dude. AMAZING. And there is no way I'm their lead guitarist cause that would be silly.... Are you like high or something? I would instantly unsub from /r/girlgamers if it became anything less than a safe place, but I don't foresee that happening without some major controversy involving most of the user base moving to another subreddit, including each of the mods. That's the witch gear on the Norn!? Hypnotoad A plasma pistol will disable it like other vehicles. But wait, the Mantis has shields? So if you're well off, how come your budget is $100? WHEELS oh god, if I knew how many marines I had built in 1v1 games... The first build I learned was bomber's Mass marine build... I imagine running your fingers down those grills would be a sensuous experience. Why is that am i the only one still pissed google has abandoned cdma users? I didn't think Lightning would be on this list Droid Darth Royal Guard? ...Average for who? I have a hard time making it through a two-hour extended play session without a break The lady on the right looks just like my great aunt who is also named Dorothy Wait! Is that a girl? They haven't killed any of my chickens Spooky The steak looks like a turtle. Dem dimples. Tried that and default gateway is blank Whoa...I actually read that entire translation and understood it...ermahgerd Oh, i thought he was asking for a new Tent mod, not a model. I sincerely hope she is I thought it was just gonna say "so" Depends on the mood I guess You don't collect gnomes? I haven't played Fallout 3, but lots of people complain on the difficulty, is it really that hard? I think it's pharaoh, i think Enjoying icy stuff is a sign of an iron deficiency? Yes... But what if the kids grow up to....hate video games? My cat goes nuts for those cream cheese triangles... I don't think it's so much padded, as designed to fit snug around the base of his head (as there appears to be much room around, almost as if it's fixated around his neck somehow if the mech player doesn't scan the hydra den, it can be a scary as shit thing to just walk into. lewis? in /philosophy? 2000 and onward. Buffy was 90s, I think. Also Sherlock is amazing They're banned, why? Really? There's no mozzarella cheese curds out west? Me too. All those PAX Sivirs... a friend of mine took that a few steps more and made the bold claim that "it's not gay as long as you don't swallow" What if they just put that their so you can pause to read it and miss all the ads between shows?! Perhaps the necromancer was a were-dragon? Suddenly, I love rock & roll, strange Is there actually a James Bond film called "Octopussy"? Man that casino would have been awesome in that location. So much dead space and that development would look wicked. Couldn't think of a more suitable place than downtown as well How in the world do I not remember this?? I know I read this chapter because I remember the closeup on Karin's butt in the last panel ( Suddenly, I'm writhing around on the ground because this triggered a seizure lol. can't believe i'm even getting recognized. yeah i'm a 2k elo player :) I don't even remember making this comment. I just got home from a halloween party that night and I was pretty trashed, I guess I instinctively went on reddit. also how did my comment get 268 upvotes kaali gufaa.. Seriously, I'm bumming around the woods right now with a goddamn cell phone and I'm still bored as fuck. I can't imagine sitting in a sensory deprivation chamber What does a moose have against Canada? kk. It just said on the UHCS sub reddit that he rejected 52 people Maybe he trolled you? This doesn't make any sense *gasp* Running into your crush with her current boyfriend. David Foster Wallace, a singular post-modern fiction voice (and a truly, stupefyingly tragic loss to suicide several years ago), in his ground-breaking novel *Infinite Jest*, posited a sort of video referred to "The Entertainment" that was so mesmerizing, so tantalizing, so entrancing and hypnotic/narcotic in its effect, that the viewer would simply watch it over and over and over again ad infinitum until dying. This... Looks... INCREDIBLE Activities?! TIL that Knob Creek is owned by Beam Inc You have the *cutest* butt! And I'm not even a FAN of butts.. I like the other side better.. great guys now she has new material for a song... Chinese people haven't been leaving China in large numbers before? Yikes. I had to do a double-take. She looks like someone I know. So was I is reddit based off java? That's something I have only actually seen in the German speaking world; Linux usage in public places.. I was umm...assault weapons =/= all weapons....And, Mitt supports assault weapons ban too. Do you NOT support a ban on assault weapons? Ouch..way to sugar coat it Money!? How do people lose mid lane against teemo when not playing a melee? You, and just you with one comment, have convinced me Are you really that desperate for karma that you can't even spellcheck your title? Jesus ... At first glance I thought her nose went to over the far edge of that wine glass Jesus Christ....I've gone to cons they are actually fun with normal people but where the fuck do people like these weirdos come from. My eyes were entirely I used to live in this building up till this week. I literally moved out hours before this happened, my roommate went to drop off the keys and found blood everywhere in the hall. 24 hours earlier it was me sleeping alone down the hall from this guy. What's up with the color brolaf? What if that's what having kids is like, after a bunch of sex? ( I love a little pussy with a lot of toes. I defiantly read this as "A fox caught in the train" whatinthef? da fuck Lebron Watching you watch The Watch and listening to some distant Commodores Dude...I so need this. Posted this on the reptile forum I'm a member on...waiting for shocked replies...so brutal!! Is....is that a flashlight?? There's a knife next to the screen. On the bottom right. Will you adopt me? I was worried over $8 yarn... grundle? BANELINGS EVERYWHERE yeaaa, I dimmed the lights for the one on the left to show off the lighting on my bed. It looks kinda awkward now that you mention it Darkrai This will probably be lost in that sea of comments, but when I saw this, I felt the need to show my father... then I saw your username. You have my father's first/last name! Guys do that? Why a BOSS amp? how do you even "assist" in gold selling? 3 days straight? I'm not the only one who does this? Where o where did you find that pic? I want to see more We just had a buddy get hit with the same thing while we were on skype. And then he disappeared. That's kind of a weird/rude thing to say. I walk around naked I agree with this Nasty DeAndre You hear about forge? Finally, item snapping I was just kidding, but ok? I highly doubt that Way to blame it on autocorrect There's..uh...well...there's not much more to go. Ya know what. Didn't even cross my mind Reverse turning movement? What am i looking at!? and why is the "Mom" on the right just going with it. the Dorthy seems to be the one showing it off. I am so confused Holy crap. 700lbs is more than everyone who lives in my apartment weighs combined. Hell, we could have a friend over and still come under the limit. Throw a turkey dinner into the mix. Some beers. And still be under the limit. -swoon- when did he get cute? Those eyes would hook you and never let you go People don't like doing that? You deserve a medal for your bravery. I've noticed the Brits really get into the minutiae of their history. For example over here there's dozens of civil war documentaries, but nothing so specific as "The History of Confederate Outhouses" or anything Why so angry? Theres some pretty obvious differences going on here.... My last name begins with an A and I have always wondered this Wohaa! Mindfuck How did you do that Oh dear sweet baby Jesus! You beautiful man [insert my fartbox inside your penis] I didn't realize Bob had a claw for a right hand It certainly doesn't pay off when you're buying a new bag of coffee every other week... Did he hide in the glove compartment? Never heard of tonsil stones before Personally I like how you change genders in the second panel, and then go back to being a dude again.... I will take you She looks like a fucking Space Marine So what happened????? So what happened????? YES Please excuse me as I lift my jaw from the floor Please excuse me as I lift my jaw from the floor Omg I'm scumbag steve Shaun Draughn? At least for next week, since he already played The bottom of this thread is the Karma-holocaust Uh... I wish you weren't so good at describing things. Apparently I write anywhere between a 3rd grade level and a 17th grade level The combination of boots+slow will help protect you from ganks if you aren't under tower. You seem to have this notion that no matter what items you have when a jungler comes you are bound to die KOTH? King of the Hill..? Thats exactly what the current capture mechanics currently are What...I thought this was a normal thing? are you awake now How on earth does the MODEL 1887 (AKIMBO) in MW2 work? All he does is spin the gun Carterpie, Charizard, Nidorino, Sandslash, Rattata, and Nidoking I wonder how they'd have done at the finals if dyrus didnt leak their strat In mine CM Punk joined Team Hell No He's like slenderman with glasses and red head I think the ESWC may have a contract with Dailymotion because as far as I could tell all the ESWC games were streamed on Dailymotion... kind of stupid tbh, they should've just gone with an actual good streaming platform like twitch/own3d, at least they support chrome Glad to do it. It was a bit tedious, but I think the next update will be easier. I haven't run into the problem you described, so . . . I don't know. maybe im actually losing my mind That isn't the point... she really calls LEGO boring?! Oh, and I forgot to mention *supposedly* he is in a relationship too. As a foot fetishist, do you enjoy having your feet fetishized in return? Is this common or uncommon? I actually don't know. That's more morbid than funny. I laughed at first but if you take a moment to recognize the connotation... or maybe even 3 Nuke it from orbit just to be safe. I have a mickey mouse shaped birthmark on my testicle. I have a Swedish friend, I can't remember the area he lives in but he said that it is very hard to get weed but hash is easy I wouldn't say 'ridiculously' photogenic Came here to say this, and that the announcer's are just as dumb as the refs for saying it he should have lowered his Target....Why, so he can get jumped over by Calvin Johnson? I bet Ray Lewis wouldn't have been flagged for that hit, and Billick would have said how great it was.... Or is it a purple Lamborghini with yellow stripes? Alright, sorry. I'm just fucking crazy Dude it's like a two button sequence, and it only takes one. The sequence always begins with B and you have a good few seconds to push the second button... so really it's a one-button sequence. How are you completely maxing the game with just a GTX 550 and an i5-3450 @3.1GHz? I WOULDN'T KNOW... BUT WOULD YOU... Your eyes, they're freaking me out. And that blank expression.That's a bit scary I know ugh I'm practically a hoarder I was going to ask you where you thought she "engaged him", but then I got to your second paragraph and holy shit. First off, I didn't say I agreed with her decision to ignore him. I was just trying to explain where she may have been coming from. I was trying to be nice and give you a reasonable explanation to perhaps politely debate over (rather than downvote you with the rest) and you're being really rude to an unnecessary degree As a lesbian who loves cheese...this is the hardest one on here ... Is that giraffe trying to transfer food into your mouth via tongue? Do you mean the OP of the post, or marekknowak's comment? If the latter, his example was just trying to explain the concept to you, I don't see why you are taking $50 point and shoot as a serious suggestion shitty tournament People being excited? my feeble attempt at a ASOIAF reference...don't judge too harshly I see nothing wrong with your ears...they look like normal ears to me Wait, you're not a bot? ok! 8D ehhhh....what time is that around on the eastern side again? is that real? Did I just get wizard powers?!! ( I have the same sound system I don't remember hearing botwatch ever hitting the frost dragons area. I'm pretty sure Gurdy is a liver. Can....can I get.....all of them? You know what's worse? I summoned someone dressed from head to toe as Ciaran, and he/she/it sent me a message asking if I would drop "Ciaran's stuff." What explains what Not all breakups are bad oh I'm glad you find my complete creepiness complimentary. I've legitimately done that... Friend called me up and asked why I didn't tell her it was my birthday... " What makes you think it's his account I've done that, loaned my friend a copy of Devil May Cry 3 original edition. His cousin (nicknamed the antichrist had his way with the disk)... It looked like the early 360 scratches only deeper Are you *actually* that insecure that you wouldn't tell anyone that you roll up your sweatpants? I want a full sized poster of this First Froggen mid Lee Sin, now its Corki Is it...navybro...? And? Is there still someone who hasn't seen this yet What the hell. I usually get it all out in 30 seconds Reminds me of a combination of slender and amnesia Woah dude you're the first comment on both my rage comics that I just posted. omg that's so fucking disgusting..... I honestly can't say that is normal in any way lend? That is one of the best miku masks I have seen OMG YOU FOUND MY REDDIT Nice legs I trashed a salvaged 30 in my noob years Yes, but you do know that caps are typically perceived as yelling. I was very calm. The caps lock and multiple punctuation marks indicate getting worked up. Clearly you're NOT used to communicating online. Haha. Just a joke. DON'T YELL AT ME AGAIN The fuck? They're all Canadian! I only have a couple and still getting easy/basic ones because either they didn't used to register or now because I'm using mods. Oddly enough, I only got the "use a mod" achievement like yesterday. ITS ABOUT ME It wasn't him but it is in his hand. thanks The__Senator Game 7 - what the fuck are my eyes even experiencing right now! Can someone explain what really happened? No I haven't and now cowboy sounds from Apollo. I didn't know horses could that's just terrifying I have a friend who isn't Asian in the slightest (100% Australian) and he can sing the whole thing perfectly. Alpacas, the movie Rio, and my Spanish class remind me of her. I've passed 600...someone needs to stop me. I've even started tricking myself by saying I'm going to the gym since it's right across the street from Sally's! what is that What! ^ This, I just bought a Skorn with 400 int, and no life steal for my WD and from my previous 2h that had about 80% more CD, my Dps on the character sheet went up by ~20k dps. You have odd friends... My ears would have been raped if I was wearing my headphones. 50 shades of grey infant style? Is that good or bad? Oh shit, I was able to redeem all four, 2 hours later. I'm hearing what sounds like bugs walking on plastic bags but there aren't any of either anywhere nearby Why is the cake always gone? I don't think i have ever seen a game with quotes on the back Are you still working there...? My ear was bleeding earlier, and I am watching the matrix, so probably where're the peas and mashed potatoes Video games and chewing tobacco South Africa I would like to see a shredder shred another shredder. true... Did you just create a throwaway, delete the comment, and come back to argue 24 cores and 48gb of ram = loadable. why i let it load... no idea I've never once gotten a single drop of pee on my hands when giving urine samples. I got the same message Seems a little weird. Wait, what? You're right, and you even have a similar username to me! That's scary i'm just sitting here just like this Seriously, how do you afford all those books? I looked at some of the sets on Amazon. . . The hell? Then how come I had him available in champion select yesterday when I didn't buy him? Those are some awe inspiring titties. This is the most awesome meta-meme on reddit! This happens to me every time I move to a new house, first couple of nights of sleep I sometimes wake up thinking I've been kidnapped or at a friends house Totally why do i get a little window with this message when i mouseover your link no one has backpacks Is it really called "Eichelkürbis"? Is Valkyrie your alt? Or are you just talking about my comment in general. I'm a little confused Why is male Rei still so sexy I have never heard the term "Wangster" before this post Why the sudden transition from color to black-n-white on the far side of the highway? Does the girl have her hand up his ass on the picture in the link? Wouldn't Naruto/Karin and Neji/Hinata be considered incest? Was the joke that he would spare the family? Wow that's actually the exact same schedule and job as me. I clicked on the /r/foreverAlone and got redirected to eHarmony What about wtf 0.avi? What is this sorcery... Those panthers sell for 25k on my server Did you PM Nydra? Because I Haven't gotten PM's from anyone the last 2 days I made the thread and voluntarily added Leaguepedia links yesterday. I don't see what's so special about this pic. Its just Zoe.... And yet, I manage to dodge it with speedlings? omg i will visit them then Unfortunately this is how some of my paint was lost, so I probably won't do that Now, Im not going to say that nobody that gets banned derserves it. But Im pretty sure that the Tribunal doesnt or at least used to not work. Quite a while ago I exclusively played premade fives and my friends reported me every game for "POWERNAP OP" (an inside joke sort of deal....). I was rather surprised to get a ban Note: This was before reform cards were introduced so I dont know if i played a soloqueuegame that i cant even remember and got punished for that... but other than that Im pretty sure "POWERNAP OP!" is now officially a bannable offense I remember hearing Dr. Wallach (mineral doctor) talking about how dog/pet food has more nutrients in it than baby food, so that was probably good for you. Being a good guy, I actually sent them. I've been doing this since I was a little kid! I thought this was common knowledge I hope so do you use nail polisher? I get this a lot or "Are you ok? you seem off today." My queue time is 1hour and 44 mins lol Used to? /r/spaceclop What if it's Keanu doing this AMA request When i saw your flair i thought of baby volibear Huh, based on this post and the replies they're getting, r/atheism really doesn't make any distinction between criticism and mockery. That... explains a lot, actually. So, DT is actually trying to literally take over the server? For me it said that it was busy, but i changed to EUNE, and then back to EUW and i could log in, but all i can do is "reconnect" to a game i never started You want to know something weird? When I dream sometimes, I can see myself in the future at different places as if I am actually there. And when it actually happens that I go to that place in my dream in real life, It happens every so often but when it does, and I go to the exact place in real life, I get this weird Deja Vu thing going on. How do you know what should I be doing? As someone who never watched any broodwar matches at all, I can now fully appreciate why people refer to him as a God... It looks like an octopus with angel wings. Funny enough...she got it at a Walgreens. Can you explain this one a little more? I don't think it's ever happened to me That was a pretty awesome video You saw that too? It keeps going too. All I was talking about was the figure. The details about the movie are completely known to me I just don't know why you brought them up What's happened since this? Are you back in school? Does she still follow you home? Is she looking over your shoulder RIGHT NOW? I can see Taco's taco. You're mentally retarded, but you're not intelligent enough to realize. Who said that? No one said either of the players had 0 skill... crazy to think that this is the first time we've had a winning streak all year He says it tastes quite sweet with no oil or rust in in Wow. We won. That thing is INSIDE the window and still appears to be ON the bars in front of the window What am I looking at here exactly? That's definitely kind of ... odd. KING BOOKAH! Almost as ridiculous as Tennessee's -126 That sounds terrifying ( So many crystals it looks like grit you CAN? Wow have I been fungaling (and forcefielding) wrong Well that was unexpected I went through a kick where I was making a lot of juice (~1/3 of my daily caloric intake was fresh juice). The first couple times taking a dump and seeing a bowl full of blood-red water... My parents excuses for leaving lights and the TV on when leaving the house is "to make it seem like someone is still home so nobody robs us." While he was welding, I instinctively put my hand over the computer screen. Whoa... but what type of legs? Second time im high, Im walking by myself in a park. Suddenly three guys are riding their bikes pretty far away. Just so they have some room I get out of the way, waiting for them to pass by. a few minutes pass by and I then realized that they were really far away so I just walk by. One of them just looks at me and goes "oh hey its just us three guys, look at us three guys!" as they pass me I tell them "three guys!" and keep heading home. Now that I think about it...THEY KNEW! Thanks. I'm surprised by how many people think Syrio is dead. what exactly was hgappening **WELP. Even with them lying flat you can see how fantastically large they are. What size bra supports them? 12 in game hours in a jail cell like "what is he showering?...htf do you shower?!" Sexy little thing. Veigar's passive is interesting? Well ive tried googling it and i cant find specifics on audiobooks? It just takes me in circles. But almost witty remo. How do we know that your son isnt just tiny? without the -ol, it's methyl alcohol. Otherwise, you're just talking about a single carbon that's saturated with hydrogen (methane) Thank you for the warning, never would have thought of that I have been living in darkness until this day I'm not certain but I think I may have sold you that wand He's gonna deliver the baby Oh god the Uterus Jersey What? Had quite opposite experiences. In our boat, we keep some amount of nearly pure (99.99%) alcohol. And because couple of people already mistaken it for water (filled into mineral water bottle), I decided to paint a skull and write the formula. After one night, one of my friends woke up early with horrible hangover and have a sip of nice cold holy water. Seconds later he started to scream as this shit burns as hell and appears to be poison. Fortunately, after several minutes he was back to a party mood 30k!!! 10 there's circles in minecraft? Episode 2? I hope you washed your hands thoroughly... OMG went to the Air Zoo and it was the COOLEST. Never did I ever think I'd be able to see a Blackbird up close... That's enough Internet for one day My vayne still has a negative k/d ratio with a 68% win rate. That's the guy that runs the channel. He's the one that "recruits" the kids. I also played someone with the team name Multiple Scorgasms who also started RG3 I thought the only emotion he had was anger Thank you! I just saw the post! HOW THO I've never joined someone's game before that I know No idea what happened with that, but all of a sudden they returned and my images are showing. In 11 mins, we have 10 cocaine users But is he defending ancap? i want dat catastor. and black rose dragon after. how much gum do you need But.....he's still alive So. Scary. Where's my chocolate! Oh god Same thing, but at the user name can I have one? Aerosmith is at noon and is going to last until about 1ish. This is at 6. Just how wasted are you going to get? Jesus, this hamster needed wheels Alright :) Adding into complexity, I will never look at any street sign the same again, I see phonemes instead of letters The number of astonished comments in this thread about how low of a figure $100 a month is makes me concerned about how much I eat. > I think the guy needs to do some high level programming. Oh my god This is my first rage comic...be gentle Thats my granddads name I'll be sure to try it if I ever get the chance then. S'got a 100 on BeerAdvocate, damn, son. meat wall I couldn't bring myself to read through that whole thing. Gross. How...what...do people even read what soul ring does? That's like eating a tango at full hp or something 37k Well that was unexpected What, really? My SO and I just finished watching the pilot of Dexter not even ten minutes ago. Yes, actually. But I'm not sure if that's a helmet or bangs. O_O O_O that hot chick on the right.. I tried to ask Asus but they denied and said that they were not selling screens to the public. What is cast iron? I'm in love with that Hey, are you serious??? The mathematical equations you know are just symbolical representations of the observable natural laws. I was just in WF yesterday and had the whole read that as When I was 51 .... you were an old little kid A hero with 4 passives? Is he a hero or a creep? It really isn't like shooting a football NOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!! As someone from Southeast MI, Flint terrifies me. This is a thing? Why do I feel like the image is moving Why did you bother wasting your time doing this to *fiftytwo* photos? Are you suggesting that there aren't any idiots doing things in League of Legends? Like around that time, or actually IN preschool? Boy or girl and i have to ask, how? I didnt figure out how to do that until I was around 9 Fuck, am I the only guy who doesn't move that fast? If everyone is doing this, no wonder they think I'm not interested! I thought gator was from "the other guys" I'll get flamed for this but, guns aren't to be played with. But Greed Crop is all about War, there is no politics and nothing... lol at anyone who calls someone with "toker" in their username drunk, 9/10 chances are they're high The problem is that he's a thug with a badge, as well as around $8 million in support, **80% of which comes from out of state donors** I hope it is... My parents have weird tastes Have we been watching the same show? Not even close dude my bitch baby cuzin, always bugging me for liking all types of women primarily short haired intelligent sometimes fit women. its not that i love lesbians i just love lesbians We're talking about little kids here. Makarov.... 500m? What hacks you pulling? I still think that the word "date" implies that you're officially on a date. Nope, unfurnished, I haven't found any place that does furnished Yes, I watched the video. Sometimes I think people have completely lost any sense of humor... I'm fucked Sorry, no. That's an oddly specific story for you to think I'm someone else though. You whhhhaaaaaat??? There's no way that's healthy indeed it does. First shiny was Wailmer. IT WAS PINK!! 50 ref for a key. I'd like to participate, but I'm completely confused or lost on how everything works holy balls Whoa really? I left when Leenock was up 3-1 Who the fuck is Rock Imagine he pulls a 3:50 first time Fran Is he outside alone in the rain? Yeah.... that was my point. If someones going to vote for Robamney then they should go vote on the 7th... you know... when votings closed He's on a commercial for a freaking ritzy rehab center called "Passages Malibu". All I think when I see the commercial is 'seems legit'. Women aren't made or unmade by whether or not they have a "vagina-like orifice"... lol, I never understood why people hoverhand hot girls. Why wouldnt you want to touch them? It must be I need to play UHC tonight. I would love to win this! hmm... the guy who bought a golden roshan for 1k maybe Dude this is Beautiful HE'S EVERYWHERE! I really dont think morellos evil tombe is a bad item she looks like she had a black eye in that picture The one with Dyrus you look like GoSu Pepper Geez. It's like fucking *Lord of the flies* in elementary school these days Is that really a secret? Thought it was pretty clear I am very much like you. I see all the fancy creations that people make with their food and am like 1200W psu Why would anyone unsubscribe from r/aww... Maybe the baby will turn into a zombie If the blonde girl goes to BHS I know her I thought "zombie goatze'... I-I... I haven't seen this episode yet... Left4Dead 4: Wreck It Ralph 2? In my mouth...**now**. hmmmm....I like that. :) thanks....now if only I had twenty level 1 ghost types. Turns out they were off, baby is actually 13lb mfw from the prairies: I must ask... What is lit? It is loud but I found the sound comforting. Better than hearing myself breath Where did you pre order it for that cheap? I wouldn't best fanart ever lol It retails for over 100 dollars? I say let them. I will not apologize for what they see in my house They arent pop. You are a Samantha, too? Wait. I'm kinda nervous to google what fleet enemas are. I know what an enema is when it's done at a doctor's office.. but I didn't know you could do it to yourself at home? They did fix it last week it's scary how active I am for only being here like 4 months As I udnerstand it, eleventy is 11*10, therefore, eleventy dozen is 11*10*12 I'd stick my dik in it. Oh you didn't know I existed. Remember that woman from 1995? You missed and didn't plunder her anally. My highest ELO is 1340 and I'm currently 1204, my lowest was 700 Not when I looked I saw it in slow motion because the gif was loading so slow My mind was blown when I just realized that connection and that it wasn't fake Wait, did that second article actually just say that preeclampsia, resulting from lack of long term exposure to a specific man's semen, may be a biological response that attempts to reduce the chances of having a child as a result of rape and dishonest mating strategies? imbalance of what? He moves the mouse with his head and has a pencil in his mouth to press keys They were catcalling other women in front of you? ...Matt? Is that you? If so, do NOT check out r/gonewild. I am going to sound like an idiot, but I didn't even realize I had played it when I was a kid until you shared these pictures. 67-0 is practice games he said, not GSL/GSTL Water seems to flow just fine. Destroy a source block or place a block in the stream and the water responds. I think it's more the work load than an engine issue. There were a TON of things that got fixed. And the Reactor. You mean his notion that he worked across the aisle with an 83% Democrat legislative branch in Massachusetts? That couldn't be because he was severely outnumbered could it? No, no possible way.... Y... yes, it is... ...I'm not his roommate What was the video in response to People do this. Then you get situations like the lady who was caught filling in votes for Republican candidates on blank ballots Jeez that is scary as hell. It's like she's staring through my soul. I'm not sure if "buildings" is the right word here... Oh god, that sounds terrifying of course If i was you, i would of died already Someone should seriously replace that guy with Gordon Freeman and his crowbar I love how he just explains, it's just so informative and makes the chat go "wtf I didn't know that. over a poster? ( / What the hell I live in KC and I'd love to come by the shop. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!??! It's like they're the same company or something hempwick is amaaaazing you can actually hold in huge hits!!! God, can you imagine? Misty Pee? Does anyone else see the face at the end I've installed custom maps and mods before, but I've never see the .vpk file just disappear from my addons folder once I launch the game What happened to your wound after you applied cayenne pepper? Im curious because people promote using cayenne to stop bleeding and Ive always wondered if its worked. Also garlic. He looks like the guy who makes my coffee.... I snap-built and panel lined the head and chest. This is my first kit and I'm already addicted One of his eyes is whiter than the other. Holy crap it's tiny ya man keeper can gank at all levels including level 3 like solstice uber stun / slows his last name was Hunting? When I was younger, I got my mom to buy me certain cloths so I could make pillows and quilts. I eventually started sewing shit back together like a girl. I also played with Barbies. ... Polts TvT doesn't suck She ate a leopard? did you read? You know, he's a redditor.. and he said *the same thing*! I figured you guys wouldn't WANT to see me WITH someone.. I'm not sure why.. To fucking right mate Please tell me you had 24k gold flakes sprinkled on top of that. Real Lugia? Is it weird that I find that kind of sexy? I did find this cool wordpress plugin that has to do with honeypots. That is quite literally food porn welll yeah I'm pretty paranoid and I don't have a facebook. So that's a good start Wouldn't that potentially cause a problem with them not recognizing it as a medical bracelet and therefore not opening it up to see the information? I will do exactly just that and hopefully meet people who I can talk to daily about anything KPop, which currently I either keep to myself or randomly tell someone while they give the me the " You should see 'em right now. Straight up TIL you can adjust the grid layout in Dota 2 completely random guess- you said he was ex-military, any chance he has PTSD or anything like that? Splinter weapon + Warrior greatsword 2 .... think of the damage... Please tell me where i saw that too and some asshole downvotd you for being loving Picard... FUCKING ROMULANS! wait... romulans... maybe thats whats going on in ND!!!! ...I feel like you ended your post right in the middle. This so hard. I had a guy try to pick me up in McDonald's before, and being young and stupid I gave him my real number, telling him I'd get back to him re: setting up a time and place. I had seriously driven maybe 3 miles down the road when he called me. "So you wanna hang out tonight? Did you decide yet?" Me: neither do i A lot of these girls in this thread seem really angry Really like it! Didn't know you do that, apparently I missed the last 64. My friend who hadn't read the book and watched the movie with me had the same facial expression as I did, when I read the book, when the imprinting scene came on: " It won't work unfortunately on that particular model :( it sounds retarded, because it is.. They didn't include the standard method of charging in it How could you ruin top lane Is that tower bleeding? First let me say that you are one of, if not my favorite league player. As I started learning top lane it was you I looked up to, especially because of lanewick but from there I expanded. I remember you making a smurf and inviting randoms from a chat room group thingy and I was like Seriously, what the hell is all that? oops. Holy shit, your ass is absolutely asstacular Can you hear colors too This is from Tolkien? Back when I was a church attending drone, we sang this all the time, it's in the Presbyterian hymnal. Oh wow, I had no idea prices went that high Is that a scar on his cock? and yet wickd will somehow find a way to dominate with her in tournaments -that- is adorable. At least you can snuggle yours. I mean.. I guess.. I could.. snuggle mine.. Lol I bet that kid is going to have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. What's wrong with Harper Your beard, he is flawless.... I think I missed this picture I can't believe I'm going to get to see my idol live on Friday night..... I was never taught how to use them at school (I'm Russian, we don't have sex ed, or at least we didn't when I went to school) yet somehow I still knew that having unprotected sex = baby. It's not rocket science I was brought up a little different... huh! That part I haven't heard about them. I've just heard about the repackaging and stuff Did Andre give you the I fully support this notion. And I thought I'd done a good job this year at my first go with liquid latex ** Sounds exciting. What do you do? Drive a tractor up and down a field for hours? I just read 2 people in the last 30 seconds misspell the homophone "do" as "due." I'm enough of an asshole to point that out. Was that Dexter? Your username She's not the only one.. is using a gun a constitutional right? or do you mean using a gun to do an abortion Thats because God is watching... Yeah, its to be expected and MY GOD! A SR29 Odd. I got one of those, but it just seemed to be a piece of paper with a hole in it. Maybe I just missed it, but those stickers seem fairly obvious Fuck the halo 4 symbol,the tower bridge looks absolutely phenomenal with the lighting going on there. Er, I added you as a friend but you don't show up. I may return, but will never be the same after that. Fucking hell. That is amazing. Somebody asked me to the same and I'd stick starburst wrappers to my nails with spit. What are you going to do with the turret? I think this is the Chipotle near my house.... I didn't speak to any taxi drivers Wha--...? This is getting very confusing. I thought you wanted to hand out the advice... but it's almost winter!! That is expensive Matip Ya, the total cost for all of the pieces in the fixed models (via Shapeways) comes out to $375 Why? Yes! I keep having vivid dreams, and I went through a period of not remembering them at all. I even wake up with the most random songs in my head, as if I'd been listening to them all night. you're *thinking* about it? Thats dedication My french speaking me thanks you for the information lol. I didnt like fapping anyways lol Proper movie. Watched it on netflix without any prior knowledge of it, and was like So is this anger management issue typical for MJ withdrawal? Ohio turnout is up from 2008, good news for Obama... Wow... ( blitz should be #1 good against janna I didnt make it to 1500... but my friends carried our ranked team in 3v3 lol "I can see forever I guess around that time of the day you could flick over to Jeremy Kyle There are two more people besides Romney and Obama standing for President?? Apparently I may be a bad person, because I feel WAY worse for the snake killed in this event. Poor thing I liked the movie, but hated the ending. What the fuck was that? What if OP did this in Virtualbox? Doublelift tells him what he does wrong as support while they play soloQ, nothing special Huh. I had something similar on my neck when I was a kid. Never found out what it was, and haven't had another since psychic powers On latent (that machine where that problem exists) I installed using the October ISO, though. improvement ? I want this to be real! 13 scammers downvoted this Well wtf?! I woke up this morning with an inch long cut across my forehead. Did we fight? I thought so too! I'm about to turn 27 and Pokemon was a massive part of my teen years I WONDER WHY And i wanna sleep with both............ ehmmm this. another example would be: what if bottom lane was a duo and they decide to go double bruiser. they say its for fun, and they do want to win and it does work. then that leaves your team with 3 bruisers (edit: your entire team is bruisers! You seriously don't torrent porn? His eyes look like: anyone loved this movie? Did you see a vet yet? Oh my This view wasn't needed... but boy oh boy am i glad you posted it! Yeah, I just found a site that's updating. It only has 62% of Florida so far, but it's 49.6% Romney, 49.5% Obama. Verify? You post a ton and you're not verified I'm really kind of scared to say It always puzzles me when atheists force their views on me, because they are mad that religious people force their views on them. WTF? I dunno if she is anymore, but for a while she was training at Jackson's MMA in my hometown, seriously 6 blocks away from my parents' house. Many times I've drove by and never got a glimpse of her badass and strong hotness Since when can you just *quit* the military? Umm... I was supporting you. I don't think I want to know what caused that. This is ridiculously close between up and down votes why you didnt asked your friends? 2014 trial? Even if Apple wins a ban on the Note 10.1, Samsung will already have the next version on the market by then... Thanks for the explanation, but I don't understand the point of going through all that trouble... That's crazy! Do you still have the pip boy It's weird. Now a days girls hate beards. But in the 70s girls loved beards. I wonder why? probably due to the influx of home heating systems These same exact kids play CoD..... I seent it. Seent it with my owns eyes. Another Aussie reporting in. Deadliest thing I've ever seen is a redback spider... like once... and then we squished it. A little too good... A little... robotic How are you on reddit from the future ohhh shnap I forgot Why would 30,000 people down vote this? what do magnemites do for join avenue? It was awesome when I finally got to see her tumblr. I remember scrolling as fast as I could through it to see if there was any pictures of her on there. Finally got down to the very, very bottom and saw the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my lifetime. I was like 'IS THAT YOU?! I DO use cursive everyday... Should have taken a picture... I'm certain it was slowpoke driving There's a random button?? Can I taste, too? Yeah, but seriously.. WAIT WAIT. How does one do bold print!? ...can that...can that happen? During my internship, me and my friends are still addicted to dota. One day we got a call from our friends sister that their father died. Our friend wasn't around and she said she couldn't reach him. Then out of no where i blurted out " guess he didn't farm enough for buy back ". They all stared at me like this Whoa, not sure how I missed that before Thank you! :) I brainfarted and though I was multiplying 297 and 303! Twilight. I have seen this too... more than once. Wow. March on Washington? Or maybe you are one fap away from beeing him But...you did it. I hate getting high and forgetting what you did jebus How the hell did she get that job and keep it? A friend of my cousin's commented on her status saying that her dreams of bringing a child into the world free of guilt or fear were dashed because Obama was elected. That's a direct quote. I asked her to elaborate, she called me a bitch and told me not to judge her. Is that Boris Johnson? You eat biscuits for dinner That was only two sentences No.. seriously.. you freedive by hyperventilation? Did the spider carry those rocks there?!?!? Not anymore, actually. I checked the message again, and now he's 0% enemy, 77% friend and a 62% match. As a European: good job picking the right one. I still can't understand how did Romney get 49% it's almost as if half of Americans wanted corporation slavery and some religious right wing mambo jumbo instead of democracy and free will The first gift I ever chose was the Tiny Being's Ring you're not alone there.. I read it as 23 years at first.. and was like 3 do like to send me lovely text messages offering me strange discounts. They've never replaced the word "you" with a letter before... So much weed talk with my GF and I right now. Me too, and I live there How deep in the Deep South are you? I don't know how you were gonna message a redditor and not expect to get eviscerated whilst at the spelling level at which you can't spell "redditor" keep in mind that many in romney's party considered him *too liberal*, and wanted a more conservative candidate... out of curiosity (as i have a newly acquired xbox), how do I connect my wireless controller to my pc? Bloody hell. Will try it when I get back home from work tonight. If this works you are my saviour man. Never even knew there was a safe mode There were a lot of dark days and nights.... I'm not sure that I did that or not either The inner compulsive me wants to slap every redditor in the face for being incapable of writing a lower case **i** in front of any *iDevice's* name I was surprised because salt is a mineral. It will last till the end of time, not 25 years. And you're right, no way should food get old enough to be able to vote and still be a viable source of energy. Oh god that man's voice is awful Why does he give lessons in ranked games? Dont you have a freezer? Did anyone else think Huk and Idra were holding hands in the last photo of the poster? On the other hand, many girls do apply guys known by the crowd as 'douchebags' to their vagina LOL. I thought you couldn't use the Sunlight miracles, unless you were part of Princess Guard covenant? Whoa. Last I had looked, Obama lost here (just barely). Can't believe he ended up winning Your husband watches you poop? I wasn't. I'm still a student and she's a school teacher who started this year. We're paying for everything. Looks like we'll definitely be canceling the honeymoon to pay for all the extra food we have to get now holy crap. that's pretty much it. even the s + voice = z ... ergo [sh] + voice = [zh] That one The endurance of those thumbs! I see this complaint a lot. Does no one's computers have any sort of volume control on them? I'm pretty damn certain even YouTube's player has volume control. Just going to point out that you are listing on the internet: your age, where you will be, what time you will be there, who you will be with and that you will be wearing a costume... That doesn't seem very safe. Why is the GBA version so spendy I could hear it in Barack's voice Yeah, this would have been my Volvo vs a semi going about 100 km/h who thought that a honk of his horn just before he blew through the intersection was sufficient notice. I would never cut towards my hand.... Through an apple... I'm not sure if anyone said this BUT....in BW2 in lostlorn forest(in the far back) you talk to a guy who gives you a whole speech about zorua/zoroark. then he starts to walk away, but then before he leaves the screen he turns into a zoroark and dissapears....sooo....I don't think they are entirely mute. Yeah, because there are no large rivers in Montana. great balls o fire you are fine I just stared at that for a really long time watching his eyes go Same here, dude We are doomed. This is the trippiest ASMR video I've ever heard. Where the hell do you live? But it's not a throwaway Somehow I can not ignore the fact that her nipples are erect Gog here! Its a nice yew but our mushrooms are truely a marvel of nature Wait... really? Did you even read my post?! This isn't my house! This is someone else's house. Oh hey der Oh I see. That is weird indeed I love CS. Played it for years. *Maybe I'm the Brad from the video* honestly i feel like most of these aren't that bad to say to a guy...but this is just a little(mostly because of the second part)..... She hasn't aged. 2:20 isnt even the nat these days Wow I love him. I'd like to know what Obama's headline said Would you like to share the link? Not sure if I should see it... I love how everybody is like "well, alright then" and the one lady is like "WAT Farming Simulator looks way better than I would have ever thought. I MUST BUY Not once they get rid of off-grid boosting you not plat. your silver What's funny is that she looks almost exactly like one of my FAAB friends. and that somehow makes it downvotable That's a really brilliant theory! Wow, now I'm gonna be thinking about it all day. JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE, THEODORE. dat sum bullshit How do you forget to wear a bra? lol wtf? usually it is the ranked which is hated OMG, I still have parts of this. CranKs keyboard looks so sick Didn't know 51st state was going to be Australia Cause it's entertaining and funny and i liked the first season? Ahahaha this made me laugh out loud. I didn't think this was a common thing until one day my girl friend told me "so after I picked all the hairs that fell into my butt crack while I was in the shower blah blah blah" Or we could all just be assholes. I still think the girl is a little I saw this show... I'm just glad it didn't do that when he put his head in its mouth. I actually know a guy who looks exactly like Brad. Even the bizarre cartoonish coloring is a one for one match. I'd give it about 4 or 5 bites of this till you start feeling sick...but it'll be worth it Holy fuck, Futurama is happening! We have life it seems ?! I am ready for this?! I have this same test tomorrow Aren't port a potties like 10 feet deep? Sooo Finn has a baby brother? Listening to music. Writing songs for my band. Playing a lot of Tribes and League of Legends. And most importantly trying to get the most perfect girl I know of to actually have a conversation with me Why would someone downvote this Oh, I don't know... it seems pretty WTF to me that OP would think toilet paper is good enough coverage for a period. You got metal silverware? Didn't know this had to be explained This is not the case Bring back Loney. Bring back Loney. What part of Michigan are you from Why would you play passive when you're playing fizz? Thanks for the reminder... I always do my left better but I think it's because it's got a natural arch so I really don't have to do much except keep it tidy where as the other is a funny shape so it always looks like I'm doing Whoah, well done. I checked out Askreddit when it was first created, massive difference in post quality, some rather unusual AL pennant is 2 keys? i dont get it They hate vegetarians. I thought it was appealing enough Why the fuck wouldn't you get proper cutlery? The fact that you are 35 weeks and starting to dilate makes me scared! I remember when you were where i am now! (20 weeks) its all going too fast Agreed. I put of a rewrite of a fairly large research paper because I spend so much damn time on this site. Friends weren't kidding when they said reddit will probably destroy my GPA... Why was this downvoted is it not true? so... a story that is coherent? and they are called FarCry? I was watching tv and messed up my mani. I was going to do a glitter gradient tips on top, but decided to do a third coat of Golden Eye first... wasn't paying attention and did a coat of CG I Heard That instead. I am now going to have to downvote all the other posts on this page, because of how unparalleled awesome this one is. I am so jealous. Why can't my t.p. have two rolls? Congrats! I have yet to do that! I usually just fall off of things or get attacked by sharks.... Hey everyone, I thought I posted a comment thanking you all, but I guess I didn't Did pulp fiction really predate deliverance?! why would his mom be so loud with him right next door I feel like I've just been raped I didn't know sc2_joke_explainer's identity was known How come you don't have flair? Cannot unsee The thumbnail looks like Master Chief I had no idea that episode of Law and Order was a "ripped from the headlines" one. TIL... I should ask my doctor about Cushing's Syndrome... for real You're arguing against their point. Why do YOU care so much? Well that didn't take long. Jpg but it moves? I have never been more eager to get diabeetus.... Looks like Selena Gomez o_O_o_O_ Utility? No...It's $15 Nice thumbnail. We are watching your account now. ~5000 hours in Guild Wars, ~4000 in WoW, and a shitload spread out over a variety of games I'd actually like to know that aswell. How does one trade skins So does anyone know how to trade skins? I once had the same problem and everything was done after some hours fuckin japan damn... when did she get those?! Is that app $200? I don't know what other subreddits you submitted to, but from what WE can tell, you look like a runway model or someone who works at Hollister or something. Good God. I too am from Freeport... Who are you. That's disgusting. Why would you want to second-hand butt touch someone elses ass There's actually a song? I thought it was Eddie Murphy. No, this election didn't have aaaaaaaaanything to do with racism And why not? What if he doesn't remember his mortal life? That just looks angry Minus the part where there's no two "halves" of currency... Clicked on this link... now I'm gonna be late Hmm. Last man standing is interesting. It means the match would need to be brutal, and we all know they're both more than capable, but in the PG era, *brutal* simply means chair shots to the back, a kendo stick, and maybe use of the steel steps On an unrelated note, I could probably manipulate the sounds to say Fuck my face. Um..I live in NJ and where did you get those Ghirardelli hot cocoas just moved here.....aweful you dont want to come here Congratulations! The most unexpected news I've ever been given... um... I'm not really sure. that's 17 bottles of shampoo Where the heck did you find a disembodied nutsack with a tail? Thank you so much for the info! I guess the price I paid can be considered a premium for owning such an antique **YES!** My boyfriend, his 2 roommates, and one of their girlfriends has never seen The Princess Bride. Did he hit it twice or once? How is Hetran smaller then Victini? Why the fuck would he be welding pennies? If you invited the other guy yourself I'd say you crossed the line and not the poor feller. That's just plain ol' weird I know Krepo is popular, but do people actually consider him the best? I'm curious about his abilities in Korean. In his tweets he occasionally uses vocabulary and grammatical forms that are (relatively) advanced for the average (self-taught?) white guy in Seoul. But then he goes on to make very basic mistakes and writes english-like sentences, for example - ignoring korean verb-adjective duality. I swear I can't even tell if he's just plain wrong or if it is I who lack knowledge Pretty strange how they have the same camera angle was it lynx or was it serge?! Is your character smoking? Can you do that in Dayz 119lbs in 4.5 months is a little less than a pound a day (.944lbs), or an average calorie *deficit* of 3304 per day. kk i play WoW and i can't see how you can say that other than they're both MMO's Thanks, I'll definitely ask about taping - I have an industrial-strength pull on brace, but I haven't used it in a few years and it's always freaked me out because I'm worried about dislocating then getting my knee cap stuck out Did that Anzhi player just get wrapped in a bearskin robe after being subbed off? how the fuck you get the perfect w-q combo out? No idea why but it just changed for me. I'd think I could eventually get out Thanks, I had to ask because I just revisited the area after a save-quit but it didn't spawn. In what way are you touching the dog to get aids if the cold sore is in your mouth? Umm.. Yes. dude, do you know that the trade value for your game is $5? Are those cans beer? But this wasn't even a pm. Oh goodness So...what happens when you run a trick play? What so pucks survivability goes down for being in the offlane? I cant tell if you are trolling or not anymore We need Compass...... How the fork did you manage that?? It's better than a comment I heard earlier from some hungover girl. "hahaha i was like totally 50 shades of fucked up last nightttt". The link fix is on my list, it works fine on my test site but not on the main one Thats not what I said at all medic guns can be used offensivey?! I'm surprised less people don't see that phrase "common ground" at all in this thread - was expecting more "make a compromise" and not so much "just hand the baby over." Now I'm worried about the poor porn stars in California if they end up being regulated into far too small condoms Wait, he runs 3 miles *backwards* and still comes in at 18 minutes? Is that a tampon? Okay thanks, I wasn't sure because when I googled it and say ranges between 200-400. But I didn't know if it was more because it was more than one part or if it was the thing. I dunno. Same here in Alberta. But we wouldn't just use quarters, we would use anything that was sharp, including broken glass and razer blades what does the 26 stand for? What happened to all your gold? I've always flawlessly opened them along the lines You again? I didn't realize until reading your comment why they would need help typing When I am severely angry or pissed off. I just go nuts - raging horny, look out, it's a weird combo but boy is it satisfying. Because I'm on my PC now, and might not be later... Oh well that's great news to hear then, not quite sure why they have imposed a restriction they don't stand by i'm just fucking with you. you saw E.T.! Things that you would not believe. Things that would scar you for life. Things that might consume your soul! Please don't make TILs about stuff that most know just because you didn't read Ah OK, I was just gonna guess that maybe if it was first year.... you're just noticing new people. My first year of college I was a spaz noticing all the new males that weren't the same people I had stared at from K-12th. unbelievable Is it 1.5 keys for all three juggernaut sets? That seems a little crazy wait, what?! really? I haven't actively avoided anything really; brohonestly I used to be a (more than) regular on HBO & Bungie.net all the way up til H3 and then between then and Reach life just got in the way as I started college and I fell off the radar... but that's insane that I've never heard of Didact being in the game if he was on ads and shit And you're sitting outside? Did I just hear the guy poot towards the end of the routine? oh.... ... Not Freaky? Weird. seems legit > Using the emoticon " Corsair power PC...doesnt have a corsair **POWER** supply... Boyfriend visited family in Chicago and brought me back a couple from a Polish grocery store *Stare* , hahahhahaha I never realized how fucking massive Logan Thomas is In the third panel, the top of dude's head is chopped off When is that in The Avengers? how come numbski didn't get a " An hour? At first I was like Seriously, WTF!? Holy shit somebody revived it. It was dead last I checked. ._. What P!nk? I love it hut...this isn't Grease In before " It's got a hand coming out of its but? Can't tell if the red is blood or something that was in his bags... regardless that doesn't looks like a cross walk. I feel the need to search my face What a glorious man-cave. those two men barely aged You wish you had to have brain surgery?! Thanks I'm flattered. But how do I know you are not a dude I'd file a lot of it under "indie" and I pretty much hate most of those bands but to each his own. I especially hate FatM and am one of the few people on the planet that think the cover that that show glee did of thie rsong was better than the original :P Blasphemy? I dunno, maybe, I don't really know anyone who really likes them that much. you paid 500k for that There's also been shipping on the subreddit. Is there a rule against that? After hearing all the fuss, I watched an episode.... and while I approved of the show as something I would let my toddler watch.... I didn't feel any personal pull to watch it again, because.... well, because it the target audience is very young, and I crave something with a little more.... intellectual complexity? I mean, it's a nice kid's show, but not particularly entertaining to me as an adult. So I don't have anything against it, but I sure don't understand how it has such a big adult fan base. How could posting on the internet be "unsafe"? I sell tours and activities. Been doing it for close to 3 years and am deathly bored of it Looks like I've discovered I have a thing for scars.. Personally I think that deserved one of these One time I saw a pair of size 22 shoes there oh well it was someone else who added me Look at how much more defensible our southern border would become. Around 110-120 if I can remember.. You remind me of one of my best friends. He's a very literal person. I'm a goofball who doesn't take much seriously. I think the first year he knew me his face was stuck like this RIP headphone users Wow, I never would have guessed you were a guy... I'm at a 2g and staying. I've had to take them out for a day and after trying to put them back in it was pretty difficult so I'm sure they will close well. I went to a 2g because I found some awesome pretty bone plugs that they only had in that size. :3. Also I like it cause they are just big enough for a see-through plug which I like just not the disgusting inch or whatever size people go to. Yup that was a good decision for the babies sake. Because they have an idiot for a mom. Reading everything you had said here makes me realize your an idiot that doesn't give a damn about her kids. Once was acceptable but twice? ? ? ? ? And you talk about it like they are just puppies and like you did a charity work for the couple Causing lag is griefing, although it's funny when someone finds all the cows. i never sleep GitS is still available on my netflix, multiple movies and series. What area are you in.. Maybe it's regional? Maybe mine will be gone soon There's more? As a foreign national who’s been on the receiving end of death threats from Americans, this is not at all encouraging. This is indeed partly true. Not sure why this is downvoted Oh..think I know her He SHOWED her? SOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD. I'm still terrible at Lerk, though. Will probably never be good with Lerk :| We all have our weaknesses I suppose Wow $129 for cutting board holder with fancy lights Eh that was terrible. Not funny in any way Is Miyuki holding a plush toy... Or a real cat? A coffee can or a soup can? Well damn... Most mine are just hand written scribbles. But now I want to make a journal.. It's the other way around, mainstream stole it from SC2 right Initial reaction : exactly. Now WTF does it mean??? You didn't read the explanation??? I haven't defined evolution here yet, or maybe you don't know. Organic evolution is what we're tackling here. "it is a solitary endeavor, and the only visible movement is of the hand *AAAHEM* moving pen across paper" yeah no idea how carra got there... it was just meant to be a light joke, I actually thought that you had replied in the wrong thread. How can you read and assume this much based on my 8 meaningless words Straight dude's opinion here: This man is handsome as fuck Why have I upvoted you 9 times WTF i thought they gonna reset it to ur top ratings not the current elo Its a supressor But what if you don't end up in heaven How about we play as Garrus? I could do anything with the drum set and it would sound good... So serious That was the whole reason I joined reddit :) I never expected to get sucked into the other bits of it... Just traded Torrey Smith Of Montreal, The Apples in Stereo, Olivia Tremor Control, Neutral Milk Hotel... I've tried this and I thought I had no ass I like trains DAE Central America guize? :D...guize The deep ? The wardens ? Zaishen Keys ? In Prophecies in 2005 ? Not that I know of, I've been trying some LASOs... Unless I'm blind... > Yes you can hike there. Last time I was there, I had to use a "rope" to aid in descending the cliff. The "rope" was actually a frayed garden hose Suicide? I was pointing out that he didn't break anything. I think you're going way too far into this bro. Take a step back from your internets and go outside Saint looks so much like Phreak in this vlog Is it just me or is that a blow-up doll that looks like mickey? Oh god Also could be an old lady "O" face......Hmmm..... Super cute! Your cat and my daughter share a name. Speaking of... Anyone remember the Rocket Launcher Flood from Halo 2? i thihnk Mordagg is right, and even if it didn't it wouldn't really matter, my friend Koga was 1k elo last season and now he's up to 1900. His face is like, " For the record she stalked me since high school and she heard from a friend of a friend of mine I would be there ............... I went through and counted all the GT's. There is enough interest for almost three full games. Wow those 2 went fast The birds That makes sense. Thank you. Or maybe the tortoise might just suffer an accident. . . Wow... I can't judge too much tho, I once lost a ladder off the work truck @ 70 mph when I was younger. You go around to 10 different job sites a day, and sooner or later you forget to tie down the ladder 2806 elo. SO FUCKING HIGH! Ack! I just designed a booklet for my client with a giant gradient. My pet chameleon is to the left (seriously), a mug on my right, and I'm wearing...a towel. Citation? Or is this a joke? What does Irn Bru have to do with the banknotes? Holy crap, I hope I can make a website like that someday... The founder of what? I found her wandering in the shadow-areas with a box, and un-boxed her... and after a few minutes, she vanished. I just watched the same video myself That being said, isn't Leorics like 32 mill minimum? A gamertag with a hashtag... WOW. I dig Fern Gully too, but that one song where the sap demon is sucking on pipes…creeped me the fuzz out. My aunt's got that two. My pinkie toes each have two nails. weird A big one at that ...how is Jayce in any way, shape or form "difficult" to play? What about his mechanics make him difficult? You drink cinder? €20/g? It is legal in WA to agree to a fight? Internet ad sounds? Haven't run into that very much. Oh all the time. Why the other day I was congratulating a woman for being a fatty fat fat and proud of it, when she corrected me and said, I have a thyroid issue. How odd. Someone needed a break after a frustrating game kongor? i said the SAME exact thing when i was a kid. so this was film on August 15th 2013........ Naked lady spider thing... wtf? It's funny how they're starting to listen to their fans all of a sudden, It's like they want to sell more copies of HoTS or something... I SEE YOU, MISTER! Predator is real. well I just realize I must not have looked at my apm in awhile...my apm is 138. I thought it was a LOT lower squash filled pastas with puttenesca sauce every day individual digits of pi aren't fair replacements for dice rolls in d20 system. But we could use those digits to seed the rng. Dudes are caring about a scar in your *ARMPIT*? A coworker slashed his wife's throat, dumped the body in the woods, then set his apartment on fire and led police on a high speed chase before trying to off himself. Seemed like a pretty nice guy when I knew him. when i clicked on your link i thought i was going to see $5 Oh mylanta. He's freakin nuts! so the tv was on hbo and i wasnt watching it; saw this meme, then looked up at my tv as forrest gump was just starting Where the hell are people finding these enchanted stuff? Daaaaaaaamn. My mood just improved by 100% He's such a complainer. But a class act. ugh... no idea I would trade you my soul for the N7 one... and maybe i'll even throw in a goat ... the video description says 3 people passed out on impact Can't unsee scary bunny face without nose *It's also great for sleeping* "stroke your confidence" I'm trying to find free because at the moment I'm dead broke and I'm trying to avoid torrenting because well for the obvious reasons. Even though I don't care so much about story but I can't seem to explain what I want well how is that nsf- Christ, the conservative victimhood complex truly knows *no* fucking bounds. I went into this completely expecting them to tease each other, but still cringed Why did this have to come out at winter? Upvoting...because I know you Holy shit I wish I was a girl just so I could get my nails painted like that nah I getcha. It IS interesting and would imply some seriously crazy shit Straight reflex right man-gle... Depends on who you're working with. Some people refuse to mess with food no matter what. Other people....well, I've seen some things. Like I said, that thought is socially ingrained >_<. I am working on having a more positive and powerful image of it. I mean hell it can squeeze out a life right? lol I really won't think it's dirty, but for now I still don't want my husband's face down there. It's just odd to have something like a head down there Looks pretty good. but isn't Ultimate offering at 1 now? Yes OP follow the third year fan repair school guy's advice on how to study. Wait. Did I hear him claim that he would stick his own dick in his ass if he could? You want johnsorci's face on your desktop? Why play lane udyr when 2039428304023 champions do it better?... On the other hand I've almost 100% forgotten how to play against him. I was like It just worked for my mom. Yes it's a good trade statwise, but that leaves you with only one point guard wasn't me I swear! im gunna get stoned as soon as the MLG playlist comes on and the ranking system is up and just get my 50 Weren't you afraid of the plastic ripping? you were in your closed guard? you can attempt to sweep him. I know a gi move where you grip near his elbow or wrist, bring bring him closer to you and reach under and through his legs to grip his pants(with your right hand), then begin to take your left leg and kick him over, sweeping into mount. or just swap hand/leg for the other side. I don't know a no-gi variation, other than saying to possibly grip his leg or ankle? Stab it with a knife..you'll be fine. I promise Do you end up with food all over your face and shirt every time you eat? i know its so weird gomtv is streaming only in hq its like totally oposite of code S underappreciated? Holy shit. which game is this from??? I have never seen pokegraphics such as these.... Doesn't take long to set up at all... I can't tell if she's eating the girl or throwing her up. His tongue is like my dick. Yo are you going to be in class on monday? I always thought barn owls were creepy. Ever since I saw The Fourth Kind I've made a habit of closing my bedroom blinds at night so they won't peer into my window. As soon as they started hiring via the TFW program Why are you still starving then? Are you also a cat? Is the tripod invisible... And holding you up? How did people live without virtual porn I have you RES tagged as 'solo cup historian' There is a tentacle coming out of your wall what is this are you on mac or something? I have a Dell GX270 and all the VRM caps are blown like in OP's picture. It still runs stable It's a '93... Maybe I'm stealing your whole life Sending in a ticket might be the best option, then. How long has the service been unavailable? Erio Of it happens again get it checked out, Jesus That's quite a miracle if you make it reset o.O O_o This was the best laid out paragraph ever nah you can already see the bottom parts are not so happy, I don't understand that people set up everything perfectly but go cheap on the light (just to have something like 300W of CFLs going on DON'T MESS WITH HER... she likes to eat people meat I don't even have the new layout What....what does that mean? "Laced"? What do you mean ... I remember watching them shoot the deserters...I was like That really isn't the same thing at all That's so strange. You'd think it would be the reverse It's the super-sized version of Calico Garfield. omg beautiful nice It's a dinosaur in a dinosaur costume. hey i saw an orc like that in an lfr yesterday... Just imagine the "crowning" moment of a sith baby birth Me and my friends all noticed this. I would say continuity error, but it's kind of obvious to not miss. Tried that already. Get a 'coming soon' message Man if this isn't an example of fight math being off phew... Cung gets beat by Wanderlei, Wanderlei gets beat by Rich (twice), and Cung knocks Rich out Call of duty Modern Warfare. You playin it, they livin it! Kitties are so odd sometimes. Whenever I go in the bathroom, mine HAS to come in with me, or she scratches at the door really hard and meows loudly if I close her out. Maybe cats know something we don't? Or maybe they're just a bunch o' weirdos. I just feel bad closing the door, 'cause she's made her paws bleed before from scratching so hard. Yeah, she cray cray Math has frustrated me, but fuck, I never thought about throwing my calculator at my teacher What if... IT'S BOTH!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN You're right!! Scott Smith Beats Cung Le, Cung Le beats Scott Smith. Why wouldn't you be able to quest as normal like other classes? I'm just not quite seeing where this must PvP logic came from in the first place I was pretty shocked when a black friend of mine with hair like yours told me that she ties up her hair because otherwise people touch it without asking. I kind of understood the idea of white privallege then. Nop she is actually skinny. She also has other pictures which are normal, not sure why she put this one as main. Anyways I guess no one got my joke There are little people inside us imagine if he also locked Ricktheclamhammer Me too oh man u and me all night long "What are you yammering at me about? I don't understand Is that scenario even possible? Finally understood it after the 3rd read through Not only is 1 in 3 obese, but of those who are not obese, 50% are overweight. This means that only 1 in 3 people is in the healthy weight range Perhaps IRL? For some reason the boat is a diffident kind of boat in my game. I am not a man... I am but a boy. Nothing! That's why I was so baffled The series is pretty difficult; it took a bit of practice to get the lap time down with consistency. A low margin for error makes things interesting especially with sim damage. My 2 cents is to keep sim damage. My complaint is that forza pit stops don't replace your front/rear wings, but can fix my transmission in 3 seconds.. I see they found my secret underground stash of Ecto Cooler Steam says product code not valid Hold up, how does he know about Redtube? Minecraft? It's not a publically listed thing, but I can totally give you the info if you don't like.. list.. it.. somewhere but I can't even activate the one I won Annie? That sounds awesome! Btw, does anyone know if Deadspace 3 coop has friendly fire? Just add Jesse and you have the scariest survival horror game ever Danggggggg. Such an intense game. You know that always sunny gif with the kitten mittens? Image putting mittens in a puma Hahaha thank you... i think? I didn't even notice that. . Why is this worth so much? Its unacceptable to share 1 plug between 2 devices? for a moment there I thought you were about to start singing the children's song by Raffi holy shit the size of the chick who spiked it Yep. I told them the price was especially high but they insisted that it was for six heads. They stressed they needed six in case there were five bad takes. I asked them what their contingency was if there were six bad takes and they denied that was possible. Wow... that ass is absolutely stunning And watch out for people without names That is really awesome actually. Always thought spellvamp and slow(rylais/hextec) was a must on kat Mine... too 1/19/14 Shoot em up ** Good to know I'm a girl and I've never checked out anyone's forearms Torchlight 2 with a controller? Well.. What does talcum taste like? I think that your theory is on to something and i like your idea on how Luna reacts, but I'm not sure, I mean she does have to become become nightmare moon somehow. 20 second exposure!? I can count 12 visible CGs in that photo. ...and I just got a second one. Been in love with her ever since this video... yum! Makes the g/f nice and wet too As I'm watching this I realized that J-Roc is actually black'er than this black guy Then...what does that make the Beats Does he give *everyone* hugs like that It bothers me that the article promotes having one of these little guys as a pet.. Brenybeast's Hardcore series, Thesyndicateproject's series, iPodmail's mod reviews, The Yogscast, Keralis (from Hermitcraft), Antvenom, CaptainSparklez, ExplodingTNT (he makes Minecraft Machinimas), iJevin's Survival series, paulsoaresjr, Seananners, Vechz and Sethbling. Yeah, it's a lot. I have over 100 subscriptions on YouTube One of? i believe it It's not working properly? You are kind of stuck... Yes it is ( The Wheel of Fortune was right That would not have been my first reaction. I have never seen a magazine that small on any 7.62x39 before Seriously, scented pads sound bad enough Look behind you. *Whispers in your ear* It's safe now Or was he getting it in there with his mouth? That's not how it happened. TIL some people don't put toilet paper before pooping Ok, seriously, Elyan's death was the worst thing ever. I can understand not being able to show a lot of violence, but not only was there NO blood at all whatsoever, but the stab happened in such a way that I was like... HOW IS THAT FATAL!? He would've been totally fine!!! -.- Actually, I made a face like this: Assuming he plays for ~2 years and that he has about 5000 losses, he played over 13 games per day So many straight lines dat graves why is that a reason that ionic should be removed where abouts in indiana Hot and mentally stable... I'll kill the other boy later Romaine lettuce? I guess Lee Sin DID see Ahri coming Along the same lines, someone needs to get Tool to update THEIR website. I swear they haven't changed shit for at least 7 years. I don't even think they have 10,000 Days on there yet... We generally give them to our dogs (somewhat bigger 3 in x 6 in) every other night. They love them and it has never caused any problems, except for one very accident prone shepherd who got it caught on her bottom jaw and had to go to the vet to have the bone cut off I quit doing it. This is creepy I know... Idaho is part of Cascadia, where is this flag. Should have gone with dental school :P I'll be joining my dad and brother in practice and with the shared load, and the fact that we own the business, we'll be able to take weeks long vacations frequently. If you find this smug, deal with it cause every now-and-then I need to think about what I'm working for. I wont be enjoying that success until I graduate from school/hell in 1.5 years. Tack on another 5 years since it'll take that long for me to make good money. Also there's the 200k of school debt. Oh and I'll be another 350k in debt once I buy into the practice conservative atheist here..... explain me Oh wow, that sounds awful. How come I have never heard this before? Wow you can actually kill them "Marine's turtle"? Gangnam Style dance What the fuck is Frodo doing here Doesn't make sense, he was happy with his prices and said 800-1200 for a full pizza (which yall are saying is an ounce) . Always thought "lose face" sounded awkward to me, even though the direct translation made sense in Chinese you **have** to man that second group is just tragic. i would legitimately rather go starkers than be seen like the gal in the middle. Can someone please tell me what happened to Kirby and in what game? As someone from Poland I thought as much 10/10 will stare. "An appoaching shit" hahahahaha... oh wait, you were serious? Are those dried up ear wax? I had that happen once and lost 5 hours of work. Now I have this one (bad/good?) habit where I hit control+s every time I do practically any changes. It can be good because I never lose work, but bad because I sometimes save over something good with a non-working updated version. WTF is that supposed to show ?, what does it mean ? what only 1 item for 3 quas? I don't think it really feels the spices anymore after it was burned it hot oil Yeah, I wonder who disclosed that he was mentally ill I read the news article and I read through a lot of the comments .... please answer. What the HELL happened? yes if OP is not interested.. I am! Eventide Chomby is one of my dreamies Wow... I'm gonna savor my tweenhood while it lasts... The world is crazy!!! holy god. There's a fine line between crazy and genius, this is genius. Thank you so much for sharing, I'm a huge fan of his and watch many of his live streams and have never come across this. So. Many. Ideas. <_< i wouldn't know. but braid was an indie game was it not(haven't played it in awhile) It shouldn't be intensive An Asian jizz right in my pants Wait... your brother said he was never able to get a hold of you on Skype, right? So who picked up at 12:26pm? Man, so many haters in here. Great pic omg Freddie is on reddit was that Chloe Grace Moretz? One of these things is not like the other GP is in this? I'm not sure fluffy is quite the right word... i climbed fuji this past summer, what musical road are you talking about? His eyes have gotten smaller over the years. I've only read up to like 99. But no worries, I read the synopsis of the rest, I couldn't find the rest online I missed the "veterinary" part, and I was trying to work out what country you live in where people come in to be euthanized. But it's not meme sunday Those look like women's socks, but those legs are distinctly manly I had a really clever response for that title...and then I saw the album. Now my brain just doesn't want to function. After you get to a certain stage in bl2 he stays not at holy spirits but at a shack in the dust and at the side of the shack is a dead steve stuck to a bed so there very well could be a long line of steve family tradition ._. °_° o_o You mad? (This was in the woods... That zombie has a fucking tumor Of course anyone would be a LITTLE butt hurt if they were cheated on He could probably kick the ass of the god damn universe itself if Cortana was helping ...everything vocal-wise is flat Super Glue...... You mean me and the Pervy Sage have the same bday?!?!?! Without the pause in the middle like it was two words? Is this wrong? Sheez! She looks like she's almost the same size as my Bruce Banner! I read this as "my goat-beheading experience" Finish it Wilson was master chief all along. That's why he has never shown his full face ummmm that's ok Jesus. ??? Who do you hang out with? I have never met a girl like this Whoa, did someone yell the N word at the end there Holy shit... ... 1630/2400? Did you forget to do a section? Lol, to me a wacky law would be not being able to carry and ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday I thought you could only do this during local games How do you know Haha that smile! Asian and by chance Australian? Someone pour me a glass of nice warm milk..... ... It ... finally make sense I feel like I need to test this. what the *fuck* could this possibly be from... I had missed this story so I googled it. I envy whatever girl that has the pleasure of being yours Well... you're wrong. How is this at 230 up votes? this belongs to somewhere between /r/earthporn, /r/machineporn and /r/naturewtf ? I would like to know this as well OP specified "good grammar" though... >one of the better games tree tag anyone ooooh that Ral Zarek leak might of been real *Extremely* Comments of people being disappointed by what has been done to one of their favourite franchise make you cranky? And that, because of you getting old? OMG So. . . am I the only one that feels like I'm being asked, what would you PETRONAS be?! Do we really need a TinyChat? Also what's the headhunter mod ? And to believe only a mere 13 people ended up with serious injuries from the making of this. . . truly amazing! To whom? Dat nacho platter Random wasted dude on a normal nights work. Decided to take a shit, half naked for everyone to see As an Artist, I cannot see any logical reasoning for drawing with both hands one at a time.. That's odd that you made the website to practse back-end and you let us only review the front-end The comments are just as terrifying as the story in my opinion. <3 Awsome i use to even get lag on 480p now i can watch 1080 I only have 1000 and I have 1.3k PTS master :/ who cares about how many games you play It's in the gaming section and referring to DirectX which..goes hand in hand with games. Those people haven't lived. When I had to stay in a hospital over night they ran out of beds. They put me in the same area where the babies were being born. Everytime a baby was born they played a soft, nursery rhymed song over the PA. Shit you not there must of been over 15 babies born that night...the song never stopped playing. I took my SATs in 2009, and I can say I was not only allowed to have an 84-plus, but I was also allowed to have a novel with me. Holy shit she's just a figment of his imagination Edge on my iPhone under O2 is *terrible*. I don't know if it's the phone or where I live or what, but even browsing the web under E is painful at best. You can make a cup of tea while waiting for a page to load under the 'o' connection (GSM? The slowest one anyway). Trouble is I get this 'o' connection almost everywhere! This is considering I have a mobile mast right opposite the house But he unterstood the script of "The Name of the Rose"? ***Bubble*** oh god i never thought about it being sweaty... ( We've won twice If she was a joker in life, maybe she was just giving it one last go? Stranger things happen You can double lock from the outside and be trapped in? i really did think it was an eye when i first saw the thumbnail Oh man, I just realized, you've had a major influence on my life. What new year? What's with the failure to censor that name must be fun floating up like that...and smelling something "planet-mates" can't.. Well I found a Nat's Embrace, and sold it unid for 200k The last one. ahh cool. Wheres the Chameleon i've shared to about 10 of my friends and they all love it xP listen to it every morning aswell... well.. morning as in 1pm when i wake up I'm confused, how does he switch from staff to great sword and have both effects My power auras works just fine dafuq indeed... Ok, thank you again ^ ^ Do you know why the decided to seal the M90? I can't think of any good reason why to do that (maybe because of stability, but that seems a bit to much then What does API mean/stand for? seattle is rough for pizza prices. google zekes pizza. few places in Seattle...25 bucks + clearly you have not seen the Starwars christmas special ... this is all like some sort of very odd discrimination This is the first I'm hearing of a meat + peanut butter combination. Holy crap! It looks more like some sort of burned wood, than a human leg I never thought of that....I have absolutely no idea how far ANYTHING is from me, but I've traveled all over the state. Columbus and Cincy are 2 hours, Dayton is an hour and a half (on a good day), Youngstown is 5 hours, Ashland, KY is 40 minutes....omg. I just realized I never use miles. How do you know they were 5 year olds? lol once you reach the bottom the weirdest things are so common they are not weird anymore No, seriously they wouldn't exist if they did that What do you mean? You can't see it changing Interesting name you got there yeah... 18 years of having kids vs side effects... I have a feeling someone somewhere looked at this and thought of me. Their implants look like they're going to pop out at any second. What if I don't have real conversations? I love you for mentioning Distressor... but what's this about them getting attention in the hardcore scene? it's even worse, IT'S A CARROT! HAHAHA! WTF!?! Or is it the beginning of the end of the world posts..? Thank you for the big reply !!! Woah, it looks like there's a line down the middle of the picture.. Having to rewire a cow water tank heater when it was 40 below zero Oh god. This is spreading like a plague. What I have done. Guile's Theme DOES go with everything I thought the penis censoring was the joke Seeing how Kobe left because of his education or sommin... the people benched were Elementz, Saint and Voy. Thats three people... how do we have so little big tournaements between IEM, IPL, OGN and so on? Apparently it is way more common to use a glove when masturbating than I would have ever guessed. I laugh at Norway? Where did that come from? As a woman I was horrified about one minute into the video You've got to reserve 256MB for Sense. Two of my second cousins (we're actually very close to our extended family) were adopted at a very young age. As my Great Uncle was passing away (their adoptive father) my mother finally shares with me that our adopted second cousins are ACTUALLY blood related to us. And that they are the illegitimate children of one of my other Great Uncles...I THEN find out that MY GRANDPARENTS were the ONLY ones from their generation who never slept around with anyone and were faithful to each other. It suddenly made sense to me why everyone from that generation respected my grandparents so much...Also...those second cousins STILL to this day do not know that they are blood related to the rest of us... A plot for a very minor amount of down-time? False. Seems you just had a sad childhood 3 years for attempted burglary? DAMN. Kitten? out of all sleeping problems, jetlag didn't bother me much. that I can just sleep off using google chrome addon, what theme ur talking about? How are you a six man 27 games in the season lol? I got the starting spot in 5 games in i know... She doesnt have a facebook This turned weird real damn fast. Are you talking about Scotland or America? Thats what I hear to. I hope Texas can go blue. I live in a neighborhood where we are afraid to let it be known we are Democrat. I'm afraid the HOA will try and remove us A possible relationship with this girl and my dignity It is. There's new episodes of Sailor Moon coming out. How is a butterfly needle different? I've never given blood before That's weird. Half of your hand is more youthful. Robin? Chat rooms still exist? I posted something similar...I have a 7 year old son. He's the worst drawer in his class. He could draw this. He's also known for years that you can't draw cock and balls. He wouldn't do it unless he was looking for some kind of reaction. People without kids underestimate kids. My 7 year old can explain hawkings radiation and spaghettification to you. While this may have just been some innocent cuteness....some part of me feels that this was done very intentionally in order to send a message....and it has something to do with cock and balls. Wow! That fireman broke something! What a bad ass! her lips aren't even that small to be doing this. i am just I'm a teacher and I was buying to candy for my students. As the cashier is scanning the bags of candy, she says "This is a lot of candy" Since I been coming there for a while, I kinda know her. So I reply ""Well I'm a teacher, gotta bribe the kids somehow." As I say that, she cans the large box of condoms, then a jar of mayonnaise. Truth you should try this with android The first thing I saw was a water-marble and from what I've heard those are NOT easy This actually worked whoa. Chiefs really don't want to win this game. Are they comfortable?? Yeeeahhh have a feeling that rain is going to reach Suva Oh wow i meant day im not even sure how that happend whoa!!! i like how it seems to give the illusion that its moving. Yeah, it's called a knot. It's to make sure that the sperm have a better chance of getting to the eggs. What I'm wondering is why you're watching your dogs have sex Are you me? From another universe? 25c is normal house temperatures didn't they ignore us the last time we did this? Why is he so angry? So that DOES happen? OB all the way. I keep one in the pocket of my work sweater. Bless them for bringing back the ultra for those days when visiting a real restroom every 3 hours just is not an option. On that note, I very much like the no applicator for the same situation. Putting about 2 square inches of clear plastic in my pocket is SO much better than the alternative. Brand new episodes?!?! Whaaaaaaat? I don't even have a sister yeah, i can see that happening... it really wouldnt be very common... like think about it: who sits there smoking their bong, until the point that they are uncomfortably cold. who then sits there even longer, and continues to smoke, until it gives them fucking PNEUMONIA. you would have to be ... smoking something really strong to make you want to keep smoking until you just develop pneumonia. *that kind of takes a while.* <--under-statement! What if the op is a girl Now I see the Virgin Mary. When I had my first job, I used to listen to oldies from the 60's. Music from thirty years prior. Thirty years prior to now is 1982... so those songs are like oldies now Oh geeze...I went for an awkward face. Nailed it and then some. what if he's caught by that butcher? Do you rest your fingers across q, w, e, r, space? And if so, was League your first computer game or did you just change when crossing over? I don't know anyone who keeps their pinky on Q I bet he is only playing at 10% of capacity so he can play just under the radar....skynet is evolving You Brits are so body-negative—or maybe your genitals are internal? Holy crap Money laundering. Money laundering everywhere Wow, these guys would throw away their freedom for a little business? Sounds pretty fucking stupid to me. Unless you’re saying the cops don’t give a fuck. she seems to have forgot her outer wear Holy shit check the file name Are you my wife? Are you hiding a better suggestion or...? I'm so conflicted. MarineKing vs Ryung in the Ro8, I don't know who to cheer for (once again) Those nips are so large they actually pull the fabric off her. you really think the world average is 6.5 inches in length? you, me, and my immediate family bro. Easy and quick. I'm really surprised our method is that rare. Grandparent's comment seems to have the most upvotes. I'm currently engaged with a scenario like this now. Girl I talked to at the rec center for a bit found me and added me on Facebook (never even gave her my last name I could swear I've made a couple of other posts in this thread but they aren't showing up. When was this taken? I live 20 minutes away and have no snow?! On a serious note though.. You have an incredible rack. Working as a software engineer. Second on the totem pole to this woman who is seen in the organization as a super programmer. Started talking to her about something, expressed the opinion that something would be best represented as a bitmask. Her response: "I don't know anything about bits." Haha you`re crazy bro Great stuff btw I tend to get a parasprite outbreak of various colors roughly every day around 4-6pm, typically only shows if I quit the app, and then relaunch in or after that time frame. I saw the 89% accuracy and was like, "we'll done." Then I saw the zero deaths and was like "Mother of God". man I'm glad i've never been that dependent on something Some cats like (and I mean really like) the smell of bleach. Someone I knew from elementary school had to be careful with her bleach because her cat would drink it the urge to pin him down with a pair of tweezers is tremendous i take my body wherever i go So what is the point in making the stars then if they correlate exactly to the rating? Damn ok it's not showing up for me. Didn't mean to spam you/the thread I can't see this in the subreddit or in my own submission. I'm at about 1600 sms messages a month What the... WTF? I did not remember her being that hot. What's worse is when people dodge bc they didn't get a champ they wanted...and then immediately rejoin the game. Wow, they were all given away in less than a minute I'm a girl and I do this too Me and this random that joined my game were chatting since it turns out we actually live in the same suburb in the same city I wonder if you could set up a piece of glass and use paint brushes. This is way cheaper than a Wacom tablet. I wonder how accurate of a 3D scanner this would be, if you could compare as-designed CAD files to as-built objects with sufficient accuracy. It looks like the Kinect is accurate to 2mm at 1m, they're claiming 200x more sensitivity? So .01mm? That's less than .0004 inches. that is the coolest first car ever... don't mess it up! Oh my! I didnt notice the cakeday I definitely know where you live Yes because we're just overflowing with starting rotation studs! after reading the parts abouts the buttcrack hair my eyes are like this Didn't mean for it to sound condescending. I will work on the language next time. I honestly didn't figure it would get this many responses. I was surprised at 50 upvotes ive picked the wrong thread to read during lunch break. I've been asking myself the same question over and over for the past week.. I mean.. how do you look at a letter that says "these tests show abnormalities that can lead to cancer" and think "oh, well.. nothing to worry about then!" That was a lot of keystrokes for drone micro I really like this one Lem is "lesser known"? I know! The levels of deceit they're willing to plumb for this charade are commendable ...Wait what, a giant squid in AC2!? Why does his hat jiggle right at the end during the camera zoom? what if you require a Colorado or Washington license/id to be able to buy which one is which I did Why does it say 4 GB but the box says it's 250 GB? Did I just see Angry Molesting Tree under Hell Lord? Wait....wait...WUT Kane v Generico - in a mask vs mask vs mask vs mask match What do you mean by "English diploma essay?" That's a long goddamn drive. I've only done it once, but the look on my face when I found two strings... And when you sit there, pondering on what the fuck to do, that's when they get you... I'm chinese and i didn't know Your cat is literally doing this face Kmart still exists? I thought they failed a decade ago. You're welcome? <( This looks oddly familiar? I know a few people who have their christmas decorations up already and I'm all Game of Thrones? Oddly enough...I have no idea how I ended up on a Richmond subreddit in the middle of the night last night. Yes. All the time. D-doesn't it pinch your nipples? You better A mod wearing reddish makeup? Wow, I tried this a couple of years back and got 852 In the US? Because that's true where I work in the UK "anna is vibrant, anal?" what kind of paper did you have to write So...this is the short version of that story? How do you read in red light where from? I was there, I remember that attack That's a wang? Did I interview you recently? I have a Nexus One with JB and it opens in 2 seconds... Can someone explain what this is about? Sorry for being new? This is life-changing Secret, OC and AS for me as well. Oh and B2ST My two Archangel armor wearing, Double Tap Snipers have this neat way of disabling Sectopods...I had one round where both of them crit on both shots 5'1, size 8 feet. oh i been there one time i dc'ed from the match and got 3 honorable opponents.. I'm 16 and I don't watch porn I'm more concerned about the guy who bought the paint World of Goo does it on AMD OSS drivers as well. Sprites all over the place (some of them are actually text strings from the client Guardian was symmetrical? So many colors No... wth is that Those arrow keys The op's video is titled "Lucky lee sin kick". lol the movie to this soundtrack is awesome! I remember watching it as a child and all I could think was "Wow that is one ugly woman......OH ...I don't get chicken skin. Am I dying? looks like Bowser DAT REMIX. [](/ppshrug)¯\\( YES. Yeah only five hours Oh god, I'm staying at a Marriott right now. Oh wow, how old was she when she got it? I got mine done a week ago and it was the worst pain I have ever experienced. And I was also told the same thing about labor. I already was iffy on having a kid but that made me really not want to have one Yeah and my doctor didn't even offer to give the meds that soften and open up the cervix so they went in the first time full boar with only ibuprofen in me and the numbing needle. Was not enough. They tried a second time after the meds and it still hurt but nowhere as bad as the first time, but then it broke and popped back out That music was like a Maudlin Ice Rink. Dude, I work at this freakin recreation center.. Random Holy crap, that is the school near my house I had a "consultation" for the colonoscopy 3 days ago.....worst experience ever! Maybe everyone already knew, I just found out today and my mind was blown. This makes me think about OP's post in a whole new way... *jaw hitting floor* Read the more info, it's a guy. How did you get the mouse-over text to change? I learned to crochet recently what is new? I loved this little quest chain, but I never got to the end of it! I really want to know what's in that chest now WAIT, are those feta cheese cubes TIL there's a Gameboy Light Bottom left thigh pad. It's a face. I hadn't really read up on her changes, but I randomed her a few days ago for the first time (with new changes), and I was just killing everything with ease - it was ridiculous. Early game still laning between first towers with 2 wraith bands, I was doing 1/4 hp total damage per shot. Are you the same person as imperfect_gentleman? what didnt i read all of that before I clicked on it? I never know anymore. I'm often told by partners that I'm large, but I'm just under 7 inches (literally about 1/16-1/8 under). I don't doubt my girth is quite big. That much is obvious. I still don't buy the whole "you're big" comments though, not after seeing a 9 incher. That one was pretty thin though so ¯\ ( I don't know, have you ahh...what...what is he resting his head on thar? I'm 5'4" and female. Is that supposed to be bad? Given the original context of this thread, I read that as AIDS and was extremely confused. omg so epicz Trials and Tony Hawk are FPS now? I've looked at it for minutes. I still have no clue what I'm looking at. I went to the comments but all I got was "elephant" ? You sound like you've done that before... You must have been staring at them for hours You can turn right on a red in other countries? Surprisingly Merry has 5 cannons I'm sure Susan thinks you're quite a charmer too That dog must have seen things That's just snow...no...no no no I dunno, but my clean-cut, non-tattooed roommate has been approached on several occasions by strangers either asking for or offering drugs. Whereas I myself have had this happen *never* in my life. We've been in the same place together before and he'll come back from like standing in line to use the restroom (at a completely normal bar or something) and be like, "Um. That dude that was talking to me in line? Was offering me drugs. What the fuck means "infracted"? dict.cc says "brechen" to me (german). "Brechen" is another word for "broke" (in this terms, broke the law)... but how could a user "be broken for this post"? C...Colin Miller? Dude I'd have to be the Bowser of the group, I'm already huge Whoa! My father found a 9mm pistol and a golf bag full of swords at the lake a few months ago Why the downvoting? Is quoting PSY that aggravating? Most of them wear clothing though... I don't think your Spartan spawns with the title to the vehicle. Sweet ass goddess... Blimey, if you're coming up with Birchall Wales must have capped A LOT of players This is amazing I'll give you a blowjob if you upvote me yeah, this was why i was so confused by the article. outside of kansas city being a pretty cheap place to live, i was just lost on why startups are moving/renting space here in google fiber areas Your company puts google ads on their website? Even the speedtest image is like lol yeah she shouldn't be smoking pot while pregnant either Wtf does that title say? I worked at Evergreen State College in Olympia back in the day, and this was a common issue there. That, and lice. At least? You look 14 who said they're nonfunctional? HMMMMM!! i am curious to how you got your username That was magical. I just use Shredder rocket -> headshot. I had my sniper crit for 25 damage I'm not sure, I think the lighting got screwed a bit, there's nothing white on my tongue in real life. Hell, not even the Evil Tax Man requires kids report their lawn profits to the feds. I did a double-take at the one (near the end) where the belly was on the guy, not the girl. I was all I wonder how often that worked for him. This is why I find the idea of their pre-marriage counseling to be absurd. Because you, Father, know what to do! Last picture shows the album I'm currently viewing... meaning that the last picture in the album is the one I'm looking at... . thats fked up ..... full dog as in regular ole down dog? like... if the puppy was taller... omg What about Hashirama? What would that do to it? The fact that Rand _needs_ Cyndane in the Last Battle is news to me. it's PackerGuy2 and he is the one who took the picture of the young lady in the photo. Pedo alert YES! I have 3 now Ah... Lol. One time in intro bio, one of the fob Asians had to read a passage in discussion about marine organisms. Problem was every time she said organism she pronounced it as orgasm. I was the only kid that had to pinch and hold himself from dying. So juvenile... But, but, what happens when you get the syllabus and all the assignments for the whole semester are on it? I came here to say this. Also, the name of the photographer is Bennett, which is the name of the dad from Heroes... Damn, dude. I agree it's a shitty knife, but balisongs are pretty cool. With this incessant dry mouth that I can never combat, I absolutely worry about bad breath My cat always does this when I touch his tummy with my foot. It's so cute. He doesn't do it when I pet his belly with my hand, he just hates feet. He also never uses claws so it just tickles. :) I think his face is the most hilarious part of it. He just looks away with eyes like Hm...I wonder which cat is my favorite **Thanks for reminding us! Is this kind of transplant actually possible? Oh god, stand in bush for teamfights, headshot every second attack Ponies or not this is freaking amazing Dear God I hope you meant *kind on my Emerald Version, i had over 666 hours before i reset it... My boyfriend is a welder... this is why i put it on /r/confession. its something to be ashamed about. here it's kind of just... it's not really revenge That's some kind of party But.... I"M "Susan"... In cod modern warfare 2, right as I used an emp the power went out on my street. Got a call from my friend asking "What are you" You're a madman! What if you run into something? Or ever worse...yourself! Since when? pics? I still make sure I don't accidentally eat one of those little seeds... Just in case It's on my steam. Geeze, I thought I was fast with 3 tanks in 4 months. no problem! also lol, my TL;DR is almost longer than everything else I'll second that. Wat Good grief that is bizarre Whoa. Why did you link to after the best camera angle finished? I am really, really lucky that this little troll fetus seems to stop moving and stay quiet whenever anyone touches me. This makes sexytimes so much easier for both SO and I, as he sometimes gets a bit So that means... (PORTAL 2 SPOLERS) ...who comes with you at the end when you get the companion cube? Who was in the original companion cube?.... by the way, the video of Buried Alive .. I'm still waiting? I should stop waiting?? Using the same clan tag... This tripped me out because I've been a long time follower of gabetwee on twitter, stumbling across a story like this on a comment on reddit with a link to her tumblr was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT BANANAMAN Congrats- you seem relatively well adjusted now what type of sugar is in fat free milk then "You're 18? ...Wait a minute a black ginger ?? How long did it take you to make this video? Anyone else notice that the dog's left eye was missing One of them was mine, I believe, and it's not even showing up in my comments section. Omg what are those people talking about??? It's so cute!!!! Aaaaahhhh! Scout looks like a ladyboy Makes sense. Those are freaking amazing prices Up vote for you since I am in this boat as well. I am actually quite fond of non-parametric methods myself. Mmmmmm.......mushrooms. I agree it was beautifully shot. Makes me wanna jump in my db5 and drive upto Scotland. I had this once for 3 months straight when I was 11 or 12. I was not overweight the least bit (I weighed like 90 lb and was 5 feet tall) nor do I have any sort of diabetes or insulin resistance. I have never had any of the other diseases associated with it either. It would not wash off, it was not dirt or anything. I think mine was more of an "what the actual fucking fuck" Go Noles! I feel like Iʻve seen you around campus before Bro...lets not do anything rash Why no video? My boyfriend has an [fiiinnee] ass and his jeans also do this sometimes. Where do you find jeans that fit nicely in the ass but aren't tight on the thighs? holy fucking shit he is 1 year older than me and beaten to death over soccer Are you a...champion hipster? in my twenties! here and this is news to me! But I guess to be fair, i don't know many women who have regular periods well enough to discuss the ins and outs of them xD (..nearly everyone i'm close with has PCOS or undiagnosed highly irregular periods. Maybe it depends on if it's a moonless night Damn, that's like an hour and 45 away from here O_O O_O O_O O_O Do you ever forget who you are until you look into the mirror?.... Then remember its not about the image you present, its the image that's represents you? Can I still add the tag as an update? Sorry, newbie here I'm... not sure I understand this game. Can anyone explain? curious to know how its all held ERMEGHERD I LOVE that saying!! lol I said it once to my boyfriend and he laughed his butt off. I guess he's never heard that saying before Furbies were like the original OAG. "I'll neeeeever let you go. And I thought Eagles fans were rough So. Super. Serial. Haha wow, it looks so old now I think I used like 10 mana potions early game as an Embermage completing the game 24GB when i pressed the go back button, it got stuck on my screen Oh, yes please.. I see... tentacles... What exactly is that circled object? Believe it or not, I can actually hear texts traveling through the air. For example, I will hear a high pitched noise, then all of a sudden my phone will ring with a text message notification. It doesn't happen with calls though Sorry, I just now got this comment. Whew, in my little mountain town you have to know section and code. Our county is one of the lowest paying in the state which usually equates to getting rejects from all over the state. Scary OOC: As long as it's not in a trunk, I'll be okay with that... and if it's in a trunk, can I at least have something to pee in? I'm not a teacher, but a few years back when I was in high school, we had to do this "Work Experience" Program where you work at a company for a week to "get used to the real world" or whatever. I went to a language school, and she wasn't a teacher, but a receptionist, would just shit talk her daughter all the time (in a funny way though, not in a "should i call the police and make sure this child is okay" kinda way). Once her daughter called her asking her to pick her up from school because she was tired, so she pretended that she was getting bad reception, making static noises and everything, until she finally hung up. Those people are sadistic This technology + Google Fiber = Holy shit...just got it as I facepalmed and backspaced out of the page... I ate mac and cheese for lunch today. A) I'm litearally taking bong hits while wearing that very same mask right now, and B) I was just checking out space shirts on zazzle earlier today and thought about getting that one. weird I love how Michael's eyes look. It's literally that I want your dog o its still around I'm always impressed when people manage this without a mouse and keyboard How about YOU post some pics! :P I didn't know that one's physical appearance matters when trying to be friends with them? Unless, you're looking for more? Wait... Why doesn't your iron have a cord on it! Nice! damn it doesn't even seem that long ago I hit 30003, and now I'm looking at 40k here pretty soon ...what ? Navjot Singh Siddhu should be an Indian politician, not a cricket commentator. Jesus freakin christ... I know, I'm his toothbrush. Permanent damage? My school uses almost all iPads now But "Reddit" isn't auto-corrected! Whoa, that was it? Took me two minutes Metal Gear Solid 3 was right Its not that though. You can abuse any card in the game. You could use oozaki if you wanted and burn your opponent to death. He said he was only 18 in the chat too But what if you actually plan on murdering someone then leave the country scott free? She's hot, everything is spot on, but the legs look so sloppy, I hate myself for not ignoring it. Ugh. like right behind me? They are really building this thing? I always thought it was just some fancy concept. on 1 char? The bug is playing The Sims on the 2nd picture Dude looks like a young Roger Waters. I never thought of it this way. WHY HAVEN'T I? Jesus around 350(I hope What guy...? I wish I could have donated them, I lost 6lb 15 oz in boob weight. And this is appropriately named... AMA Request: someone who could actually get past the ring wraiths What game is this?! how can you still be on 1300 elo after 1000 games Are these the actual quotes typed up from his speech? If anyone comes along mid-transaction, then you look like a guy stealing money from a homeless man. At first i thought you mean 35 feet "Sparks ever law pass bogart high bud music ask facebook"? I dont get it Around here we would think you were a hot chick with a creeper dealer I already built it. It's freakin' huge. Oh my god, one of these stories is about me. Why blank the names out? Wait, this is great and all, but where does it say that it's free? I know Michael solved this in timely manner (and amazing credits to him), but I haven't seen anywhere that the license was given out for free TIL there was a spy movie with Sean Connery and Uma Thurman filmed there... called The Avengers oddly enough That's...a bit surreal to be honest. And hugely flattering. I like to have potential programmer write a program on a projector with everyone watching. It helps me learn how they tackle a problem. I usually throw out a simple problem like "find all prime numbers between 2 and 30". Oddly enough the biggest sticking point for most candidates is using a boolean to track if the current number being checked is prime, I've even had people say "I could use a bool here but I don't want to waste memory". Recent disciple of James Deen here. He has blown my mind. I never thought I would like porn. This is like the best resolution GIF I have ever seen What kind of vaginas are you looking at? I absolutely cannot see how that wouldnt be the case in any large city. Vancouver is not a small town I've never seen anyone hate Choose Goose. Tell me of your creator Am I the only one that wants the source on the first one?! Lemme ask him...not sure he's a redditor I don't know how you caught that. It does absolutely not sound the same to me MY girlfriends birthday is Friday... and I cant buy her anything either. OMG DON'T MOVE.... There's a flying turtle near you... Jeez, posts like this are why I shouldn't browse this subreddit in class... It isn't Just yesterday I accidentally added yogurt to a smoothie that was almost a month (!) past the 'best by' date. Lost which war? Makes sense to me. Well, I was disappointed in the regular angel wings as well. But who plays in Act 4 enough to remember that Historically, I've been told why the religious have such a strong base in the American black population. Basically, after slavery was abolished the south was seeking to heal itself from a lost war, and seeking to blame someone. You had soldiers returning from war, that they lost, to farms who where no longer staffed by slaves. Problem, right? They're angry, and who do you take it out on? Black southerners. So, in order to assimilate into this culture of white southern America, and prevent being further ostracized from the community, black people begin attending church with a feverish attitude. Makes sense. Now, this is the entire kicker to issue: you have out of work, farm laborers who are being discriminated against simply because of 1) how the war went 2) their color. BUT in the house of god, all people can come together and have a common thread of community- regardless of the fact that you're now being segregated. The issue of blacks in this country and slavery goes back to the core of America and it's, honestly, mind boggling. I.... huh? Besides, obviously I meant irrelevant gifs of YOU! That "teeth-lick" one is definitely up there with the cutest gifs in history Wow! I am surprised.... Oh gawd this video again Do the Brazilians and Russians have Macs? Okay, yikes, I thought that was some massive death icicle coming down from the clouds, like a freezing tornado. Kenny put his log... in... the suggestion box? Yeah, the Typhoon is a hard gun to do paper dps calculations because of the multipliers, ramp up, cool and hot states and lower than stated RoF. I'm still impressed by the number and variety of subreddits Holy fuck. I didn't realize Vinny was that huge Haha! The last picture is the best, although I don't think it's in order. The squirrels are going at it & the dog is looking like Yes, that's what I wrote. level 8 with a faerie charm and almost no gold When you got a cat or the box? "fuck shut up" Size 13 feet Wait..isn't that almost every Bollywood film? When a youtube video has more likes than views 1. it doesn't get an item, that line goes to the item bar it occurs to me that LSP is from a differant dimension, Lumpy Space, so wouldn't she still exist in this time line how have you never gotten high from edibles? !,,! Bite his tongue. Not hard, just to grab it, enough to surprise him. Then stick your tongue in his mouth as ridiculously as he was. Then look at him like I was suspended indefinitely from a french catholic high school for dying my hair. *I couldn't believe that they were still teaching "religion" in high school... Then I remembered that there are still people who actually practice religion TIL that i've been wrong in calling them Possums and that they have some nasty deep sea creature like teeth! sounds like as good an excuse as any Well at least your infrastructure is fantastic... 180% is insane though Just a grown man drinking a juice box. If i ever suddenly leave my job and my coworkers see all these gif's in my bookmarks with the pictures of cats and pandas that are currently up on cubicle walls they're going to get some pretty wild ideas about me. Oh man...keep them coming. I want to see what it looks like after it's healed. A bag of human shit next to a drunken human and my broken fence. i had class this morning, i browse reddit in class, im a girl, i sat somewhere else today. Winter is on Orange Senior year of high school my best friend's 13 yr old sister ran away with a 40 year old Mexican man from Texas. Everyone thought it was a kidnapping at first until they found AIM conversations between her and the man where they were cybering and she was telling him that her parents kept her in a cage in the basement (obviously with a laptop... You don't understand. He has special eyes. Embedded images are allowed on this subreddit? At first it was to be unique and I bought them just for the champions I liked or played the most. Now it's literally become some sort of horrible addiction and half the time I don't even know why I'm buying skins or why I suddenly decide that I so desperately need a new champion and skin set from time to time Never before until this gif Decade and a half, really. It came out 14 years ago almost to the day. A *little* less emo? I don't know what translation you're using, but that is not what the text says. I don't even... "The natural person"? You are a large man Gen 1 here, glitch started last week. Only in the DLC. On top of that, the sound glitches out when I get invaded. It's eerie fighting in complete silence the reddit hivemind spoke to us Hory cow... Pretty much every post on every thread around here has at least 5 downvotes He looks the same! Does this man age? I *have* to know why the gif is named veronicaandbetty OH MY GAWD I WAS JUST SURFING THROUGH REDDIT AND HERE THIS WAS What the fuck is my downvote for in this subreddit It didn't work Oh it doesn't do that already? No way. Sure, but what if they're *all* in on it! No, you say, "Those ARE my nipples [](/flutterwhoa)Holy crap that throw looked dangerous. Who knows what the hell is going to happen here I want. The boots. Inturnet here, dunno if my flair works or if its even there at all Oh, I thought that was the joke.... Is it easy to get keys? that place is just swarmed with people Umbrellaception Cannot unsee I... I had no idea, and I get it on Lux all the time at lategame. Metascore 39... OMFG I finally get how the "1 o'clock", "6 o'clock", etc. system of pointing things out works Decided to wait for another green man for me to cross the road as it is already flashing and i feel like i will not be able to make it. Old lady decided to cross instead, got hit by a speeding car more power to you :D! although alone we are pretty fucking weird too but no one knowsss.. I know that feel bro My first girlfriend was on a trip to Japan with her class when we where dating. She forgot her cell phone at a hotel I believe and had to go back to get it, delaying her class from getting on a train. The train the where supposed to get on derailed. I tried to add my face in, and it is a clear frontal picture. It didn't find my face. I must be Slenderman? talk about the awkward moment when someone else on the Internet recognizes your glory hole You've heard of me? ( I feel like I need more inventory slots for all of these Unless I'm doing my math wrong - which is completely possible - if the lunch is $5-10 a day (we'll say $8), that's *at least* $16 a week. That's $60 a month. That's $720 a year. And, that's with him doing it just twice a week. Don't get too choked up just yet. He's still averaging close to 20 pints 10 boards and 3 blocks. 35% override cooldown rate "Classic" me...wut? o_o -_- o_o -_- O_O -_- ...All else aside, I'm not sure I'd want to date someone who self-describes as terminal. What the hell is this, the buttons are bullets It's like all of the Futurama memes are from the actual show or something Yeah - because the Iran/Iraq war was all internal Middle East/Asia politics and had nothing to do with the US after the brutal dictator the US installed in Iran was overthrown. You should have seen my sister, she graduated valedictorian. #1 in her whole class. this would be so awesome Your wife was 15-16 years old ? ' I'm confused, has this not actually been diagnosed then? Wow chill dude it's 5 fuckin minutes.Or is it hours?Nah,it's minutes right? or the other way around mister rapist So Leenock will turn into BrAvO and then finally into July? Actually, that looks kinda interesting...I thought it's fake at first until I managed to confirm its originality Referral code? Batteries. *Rechargeable* batteries save you a hell of a lot of money Romneya u /r/politics? Hey... do you have 2 accounts? How did you find this subreddit Does this mean Velma runs commando? Some kid in my old elementary school got into some serious trouble for hitting some kid in the genital area. The kid who was hit will never be able to have children (besides adoption ofc) because where he was hit caused serious damage to something in that area (I didn't pay attention in health) Now the school has a "no touching" policy, can't even high-five eachother or you get suspended You really think there should have only been two assassins creed games Holy shit. When did Zen Bound get ported to Steam? Yeah, no knight OR cleric ring available It's disturbing how *guilty* it makes me feel, too. I know I would be doing him AND myself a disservice by teaching him to expect scraps at the table, but I look into those eyes and feel like a monster for refusing him. Nestea's cum makes Barcrafts Never heard that one either You should do umbreon Are you kidding? I'd give my right eye! Looks like im not going to be preforming too well at college come monday morning They... they are waiting That awkward moment when you see your friends on reddit. Turns out it was "blinkx" screensaver. I never installed that If Losira is that fast and accurate... Just imagine how fast Life's FP view would be THAT IS WHERE I LIVE. wait... a movie?!?! How does that get you banned? wait what wee whats? Since when are black bitches white guys? C... Carnegie hall? These are great. I just did 40 of those 'figure of 8s' and I was so proud, but I can't begin to imagine what doing 2000 would be like the krytan skin from the shop is a coat Is it just me who think the new HUD look like protoss theme from sc 2? Grandma? Gimme her toys! Naows! Let us NEVER speak or write about Spergon Wynn EVER AGAIN. I want to steal her... Yes Is it bad that I'm okay with the fact that they're going to die from lung cancer No mech yet, I'm barefoot agreed. plus the items they have in the game now make assassins super scary Oh... You'll die! I know I did. if the C stands for "child", then my response is Buy 1 get one $5? I thought last year they had Buy 1 get one for free Yes.... [](/pinkiefear) ....no..... Wow. That's a vocaloid? How do you know the review embargo date for IGN is the 18th I've realized more and more of my comments are like yours... might be time to take a break from reddit Boots of Speed + Speed Enchantment + Movement Speed Quints + Bear Stance = GOTTA GO FAST Yep. The letters stand for: That Time Of Month ...That creeps me out far more than actual tarantula's do I'm waiting too... Price looks good but 17% one egg ratings makes me suspicious of the price That meme sure escalated quickly, saw that original picture yesterday You're a female version of me Seeing Muse and SNSD side by side is a little strange Textureception.... This is both adorable and absolutely terrifying at the same time Shit that squirtle hatched quick The star will be mine........ The star will be mine........ But if you fast travel, you still have to take into account travel time.. Like I guess you'd go forward in time while moving location? Ohhh my god freckles. Or at least it looks like freckles Dem Viet Cup o Noodles I'm more worried that you think you have gone back in time **again**. What? Unreal tournament 3 for the whole thing I suddenly want to spend the weekend at your parents house with you > A thousand times yes you are correct in how you feel and your assumptions. I talked to a guy I met on one of them for over six months, things were going great. Until I found out that not only was he talking to me, he was also talking to five other girls (that I knew about). Just talking wouldn't have bugged me so much as him flirting and trying to go on dates with these girls. He saw it as a non-issue because we weren't dating. Call me old fashioned, but when you are talking to someone in *that way* you don't go off and to the same thing with so many other people. My experience with OKC was never that great either, I would just get very creepy messages or people that would immediately try and get my number. "I don't get on here so much so it would be easier if I just got your number and we can text" yet they were always on. karma is worthless <=> 651 karma Actually it was implied, but whatever. House fire=potential boobies Oh sweet mother of Huss, that's glorious And THIS is why I get nervous when people ask to use my phone. I always sit and think after handing it over to someone "...o shit what was I last looking at I never knew about this. My name is Matthew This is exactly why I am childfree. Ugh... That "good sir". Ruffles me every time Looks like he wants to EAT IT Are you saying you think Isshin is the Spirit King? Sorry! It wasn't the nip...we caught him tying off in the bathroom the other day. How did you craft that Like in The Wall Where did you get that deal? wow, 34 sounds really skinny to me wtf is right Your friend committing suicide pulled you out of your worst bout of depression? I don't get how you got it if you wore a condom Mossad I can't imagine that there are teams that are even *less* clinical than 6% this year indeed, enjoyed. And holy shit, that is some cheap-ass booze Not familiar. newbie here. HOw.....how does one actually calculate damage using 300d6's?! Really? now imagine if you were asilent in or out Maybe he wanted to kill you... why the hell were you downvoted so much? The same. They're wild animals. Not sure if trolling or actually curious Morning Rescue is not even... from.... Eva.... right??? Are you saying this is your wife and shes soon to be your ex? Jebus. How long did it take you to do those eyes? no... they wouldnt? I will probably get some of those too, but I thought they were a bit scary at first, so I didn't want anything that big to start with. Got past that as soon as I opened the lid and started babytalking to them What do you mean you'll "miss?" Where are they going? Well, that's scary... In what world is $2 x 2000 = $20? Think she'll have issues when she grows up? No way... there are people out there who change towels after single use? I will stalk you everyday in germany There's a bloody fuckin HOLE in his back Do you guys know the picture with the difference of woman presenting something and man presenting something? Apparently it IS true Shooting the shit in the parking lot? Sarah Palin in Iron Sky? Gareth Bale running to Walcott at the end having a laugh and joke with him. that fucks with my mind Imagine she did porn... Amazing photos, but.... who takes a bath in citrus fruit? That's an expensive upgrade Looks absolutely amazing .. rofl, this research is from Leiden, The Netherlands, I live in The Netherlands, (even the same province as Leiden is in) myself, and I actually got meds for my low level of vitamin D... Well, that escalated slowly... more... Damn son, don't you have anything better to do? For the longest timeI couldn't figure out whether that was a mirror or twins. 33 år = medelålders? DUDE You look spookily like me.... You *like* looking barrel chested? what the flying fuck !!! so, 45 billion a for 1,3 billion people. thats 34,6 sticks per year per chinese. so they last more than a week. When I read this I thought "Well, can't be that hard to remove some branches ..." but this is massive Is it ok I vomited a little in my mouth?? if you lose half of the game, you win the other half? Jeez. That looks like a sheeps coat Bro, call the cops. This smiling man/dancing man thing is kinda like bigfoot. Theres craploads of stories, but we dont know if its some college kids in costumes or there is such thing as smiling man. Luckily, i live in the Netherlands, so i will probably never experience such thing. If i did, i would probably never sleep again. I just love that they made the shakeweight for men. Which is bigger...and black well apparently she does have a boyfriend. who i also met but didn't really realize. now i'm It took me a while to realize the middle one wasn't a woman being DP'd. Holy shit Seems like the remainings of a healthy brain. Hope you enjoyed your meal I didn't even know that something like worldedit excisted... Where can I get these? O_O_O_O_O_O_ Whoa what?! The world's first space based solar is listed there as being completed in 2016. Says 200 Megawatts of continuous power. Her eyes have stolen my soul, I am yours to command Master I never got the appeal of competitive Team Fortress 2; it seems so fundamentally removed from the regular pub game with its 6v6 games and numerous weapon restrictions and class limits/useless classes (Pyro and Spy, anyone?). But I must be missing the point of it or something because the TF2 stream has double the viewers of both Counter-Strike channels combined I had a dream just like this Wow that's harsh. I am paying $430/year for max liability and a $1 million umbrella from Geico. Superior species? You're religious, aren't you? Hum... I wonder if I miswrote your FC. I don't see you in the Wifi Room. I got it right on first try, it seems. I'm reconnecting, we'll see. Edit : I still don't see you. WOW O_O. DOOD. THIS COULD BE A FORM OF MONEY... THATS SO EXPENSIVE Hello, i'm the syndra in the picture lol. This was done yesterday in a normal game. Enemy intercepted me taking their blue so i took the prize with me when they appeared....Surpisingly, the outer turrets didn't hit the golemn for some reason This comment alone just made me want to never drink soda again I really don't care if I look like a jackass over the internet. It doesn't take more than a minute to google something o_O... I wasn't even sure they were Hostess myself and had to Google it to be sure before I posted. Sure he said 'think' But he was the one with the insults first, so I don't really care. Had he been a tad nicer maybe I wouldn't have called him a dumbass. Oh wow, really? I almost went there too, but pussied out. 420 HIT DAT SHIT NYKKA When I saw Barkley throw that bullet to the blue jersey I was like You ignored me? ...Dude, I have that exact same old eMachines monitor...and I just upgraded it to that same HP one. I made the mistake of wearing yoga type pants that had a small hole in one side for a walk..... Never.Again. it´s german No joke, my brother's came in the mail today too. Bro? How can they do this holy crap A few months ago RL used to be really nice even with a lot of subscribers. I enjoyed posting there a lot. I don't know what happened, I really don't. I hope it stays that way Apparently I shouldn't comment on reddit when I'm blackout drunk it looks like it's upside down Imagine Barragan against Tobi But but... wtf, can't you accidentally misplace your intestines? And I must say you are surprisingly informative regarding this subject. Is it wrong that I am both hungry and horny and I really want to dig in? That's how I feel in my TJ Maxx's sometimes, they never have *that* much though Do the numbers 254 mean anything to you Puppet I was out with my sister today and she got a call from her husband. He told us to stop what we were doing and go buy all the twinkies we could find because they're selling on e-bay for crazy amounts. We were like wtf? Ok. Yeah, there were no twinkies anywhere >Do you guys know the picture with the difference of woman presenting something and man presenting something? Apparently it IS true Dexter, 50 and bender Why does Rogan always hype Hominick? I haven't seen anything impressive from him in the last 7 fights... North Dakota. It has all of our nukes You don't need any redstone for that, just doors with pressure plates, literally ^^^^^^^^^^^ I've been. Its REALLY FUN Suppy just not only held off Parting's 2base immortalsentry push but then killed him.... Foxes. They are so adorable but so weird. Not really dogs and not really cats. They are like a little of both. And they make CRaZY noises like velociraptors in the woods at night. This always amused, just because french lost quickly to nazis, they are regarded as wimps, yet they all disregard all the military power france had for centuries, I mean they even once went from national crisis to conquering half of the europe in 10 years (WAIT A MINUTE Sentries' not being fungal'd is a big fucking deal I'll be getting this on the 20th. only with 11 99s Mine should be good then! I have some bottles I haven't opened in 7 years Awesome! Kudos to you! I would have just shut the door in his face NO I JUST DOWNLOADED IT FUCK!!!! I've seen people asking for 9 already. No way..... MOTHER. OF. GOD. [](/a15 "suddenly, the universe and everything in it was revealed.") Woah. Why and how they did it, check out Ancient Aliens it is a series on Netflix. Interesting stuff, aliens do exist... [SERENITY SPOILERS] Wasn't me, but a friend. Four of us sat down to watch *Serenity*, one of whom hadn't seen it yet. First scene in the cockpit, my buddy says: "Man, it sucks that he dies." Those eyes! Genuinely startled me... They let him perform the surgery without any nurses on hand? Does Ken Climo approve? It's like a car crash, I cannot look away... "ladies and gentlemen, just a quick update on our flight here tonight. Well be flying though a thunderstorm, if you look out your windows you'll probably see some lightening. Well hit some renaissance on our decent." -true story. My reaction: You forgot Dragon Age 3: Inquisition You plugged in computer hardware in the dark? Yes I am! omg I didn't think that was it, since the rest of the vale was normal An excerpt of some GOP fan fiction? Keto is putting makeup on you? What? Im not even logged in in irc 300 people? I was pleasantly surprised by this series, and it had me going " In which nation? Wow.... There you have it. Someone who's not an otherkin of a "cool" animal. How about that It's like I'm staring at a BETA version of TF2 if it were developed by Lucifer I can buy a new set of clothes for 25 euros... So what it's not designerclothes, They look good on me and I am happy I could finally buy some new clothes I've looked through all the settings and don't see the option to save anywhere from what i hear theres not much to spoil. Its like Moxxis arena... but with a story That's not true, wait there's some in my eye *rubs eye* and dat huge log of a cock 11 kills on vlad, better not build MR on anyone yet. meh, fun to watch but all in all just sooo bad (and yeah: no one pushing after the ace? my mom isn't great but shes a decent cook she just hates to cook. She just bought a brand spanking new oven and right off the bat it was 25 or more degrees hotter than it should be and if it were me I'd return it. I don't mind old ones doing that but don't ovens have warranties and 30 day return policies too? Am I the only one who got 2x Gustav in the mail? looks like what i found in my sheets after a one night stand I can't unsee that.. Tonight's Soiree is going to be a "hoot." He wanted to get more votes. How does this make him a good guy? may i ask your name would be so funny if you where her Oh wow I didn't realize the other guy was Dexter at first Whose the chick with the green scouter? How are these teams so even? How, HOW can the other kid be convinced by those really poor arguments ? That's at the Kangaroo Zoo Or decent poutine. What is *wrong* with you guys? Jimmy neutron 9 testicles?! I've seen the dog (forgive me I haven't played this game) facing the other way on other Wii covers, what does this mean? I thought Jews can't light matches or start fires on Sabbath? There's daily certs? I was wondering the same thing. yes, yes they are i must try and recreate this at home Because pedophilia is funny When did I say Obama *wants* for there to be high poverty and unemployment? HER butt cheeks...? And what about candy shaped like flowers... 96 Xanax is a LOT of Xanax. hey... that's like... nice of you guys... i uh... i don't.... i don't know how to think I think im going to cry me too Why would it? Ah, it's the vest I have my eyes on wanna explain Apparently his strategy worked pretty well I did not understand why he teleported behind Lux, then the arrow came This could become one of my new favourite subreddits have just saw it and it's... 8h after the post Enjoying the picture! ...but what has the glowing eyes in the background. yeah I think shaco would be really terror if he goes invades hard and sets the other jungler behind so much because of that Guys. What if... we tie... Furor on Katarina I know that map is insane Aren't Vampires supposed to be very strong and fast? Must suck to be one of those tumblr vampires with no powers, just like a normal human.... When did I say it made him bad? What do you like then? Woot??? I got the fucking Harpoon gun exotic precursor. Have you been down-voting your own posts? I didn't know people paid for that Did MC spill tar all over his suit? The best part was when some people were asked "Vettel or Alonso" and their face went Ah, interesting Also, at about what weight did your thighs get that gap? I want it so bad Biological curiousity just made me watch that.. Vaginal walls look incredibly weird I'm not only lesbian, I am a Christian, and conservative While I know better, totally read that as Doomsday and was all !!ROCK ON!! for a second. # So you can prolong their suffering? Can they ever leave the box? If not, wouldn't it be better to kill them then force them to live there? Omg seeing that bulge in your camis plus the gun vest and no shirt who cares ... Where does he live? Funny how I knew what "HIFW" stood for even though I've never seen it before They look exactly like my two cats last year! That's actually true Is that why the ladies don't approach me? well...excuse me for being subpar at something trivial? Dude, 7 mins on a 10k HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!! Wait...spontaneous collapsing lung? Studies about the perception of penis size relative to the height of the man in porn? Not sure what to make of this after reading your username Good lord okay. what mg was the 96 xanax you took? ive had xanax abuse problems my adolescent life and had quite the tolerance for them. i would need at least 8 bars. but 96 How are you typing this It amazes me that some people actually put a whole collection of 50,000 - 100,000 cards on there. I kinda have one of those Marines can go into vents?? Wish I could make it... Texans/Jags game went until almost 2pm. TIL: Idra looks pretty good on a horse My match mentioned the animal twice and I just got my painting stuffs back today. So now I just need to figure out how to paint it and what paint to use It's awesome but you paid $40 for that?! also how do you make soundcloud use the player on reddit? not possible Who's that that would be a horror story of one that just got stuck going at 80 and just slammed into someone or something that caused multiple deaths Yeah my mom's friends (who were used to spending lots of money) took here there once and she looked at the menu and went holy fuck. Yes, I caught it, it took me about half of my pokeballs but I did You have a lot of knives Ohh no you didn't just go there I have no idea Agreed.. Someone's mouth. Is that a ginger Argentinian in there? More hires than facebook likes Who's that Uhmmm... ew. TL;DR - Monologues about his life, freak out because he thought she deleted him (when she apparently deleted her facebook account), back to maintaining a one sided relationship, LOTS of youtube videos and "babe", talking about/insinuating how he would jerk off to her facebook, and then he starts getting rapey... I live about 30-45 mins away For Christmas one year my parents got me a book teaching children about sex... One day I finally decided to read it while I was home alone. It was horrible. No, book, I DO NOT find the mailman sexy! Fleshlights in every room Do you not have any booster boxes? i read this in his voice before even reading the part saying to read it in his voice This also isn't tales from tech support, why would we care about tech support dealing with rude customers? Wait...you hang out with dudes who don't carry any blade? The stare... it penetrates my soul I only see one thing wow. wat a spastic guy I'm sorry; what is a mum? I honestly can't see it. On the bottom center of the tv, i see his face, sideburns and ear. "Because I'm your dad." Whoosh? That's a hookah...sorry to be that dick Has no areolas though Sorry i´m one of the guys who doesn´t surrender out if principle. I won a lot of games where my opponents were like 20k GOld ahead stomping everyone, but didn´t finish the game. Then one gets cocky and tries to 1v3, he dies. Next one hops in and tries to cleanup, fails. One after another a lvl 18 Champion dies out of pure dumbness. Then our All in through the mid wins the game within 40 Seconds. It happens quite a lot in SoloQ. Btw, picking Support has nothing to do with you problem of a Surrender vote not getting Majority this. well the xbox is 7 years out of date. Last time i said that i got 13 downvotes Ah, of course. fall asleep??? 3:09 Oh so the date was photoshoppped in, but still How Old is Jack Nicholoson?!?! Cannot be unseen... I MUST have a gif of the whole thing! I dated a cuban for a few years, she would always refer to Che as Castro's triggerman. We were attending ACL fest one year and we saw a huge Che flag, surrounded by fratboys. Being cubana she felt obligated to ask where they got such a flag....American Eagle was the answer. This is a valid question, yes and I do not believe that this is illegal. If this is a public school, they still have to abide by the law and be separate from church and state. On the other hand, an equally valid question: what kind of public school has a chandelier? I read that as "fresh babies" At first I thought it was an "ironic" tribute site... then I looked at the source. I went to both of the targets near me, and they told me they were holding all the consoles for reserves. Well... I have no goddamn clue. Hopefully one of the features of that firmware is reducing the install time of future firmware How... how could they?? Well that just blows my mind then No real Minnesotan would EVER say they can't wait to get a pair of "hard back blue" seats. Top left medicks used to go to that one on the way back home from me aunties pissed in a garbage can there to Standing on the railing... Your dead cat makes noises? What a bitch Looks kind of like a dude in the second pic... OK I'll throw mine in. A few years ago me and the GF (now wife) went out for dinner to a place called the knife. They give you the option of a beer or a bottle of wine per person, we were with my parents so we decided on the wine. Four bottles of Cabernet later (my parentals don't drink) we were both pretty hot and bothered and went home for an intense fuckening. Now I never knew my girl was bi, she had dropped hints here and there but never actually confirmed it. Mid-Fuck, we are performing a move I like to call "The Punisher" it requires some dexterity as well as upper body strength as it involves the girl hanging halfway of the bed with her legs open while you hold her by the shoulders with your arms that have to be in turn holding on to the bed frame, I have a diagram somewhere... Extensive research showed this position to provide an excellent entry angle and it keeps her hands free, she likes to choke me as she orgasms...but I digress. There we are when suddenly she asks, "you want me to tell my ex to come over" my face What brand of godly computer do you need to run these mods I've actually gone as far as to try and layout my own pad layout for doing a shield like that but never got around to finishing it. Real work got in the way. Do people normally name their dildoes? guy in my class took out a tied used condom and put it in the teachers drawer. the teacher ( a huge 54 year old man ) looked at it laughed and imediatly sent the guy to the principles office. what freaked me out is still to this day we have no idea how he knew which student put it in there 43 points, 15 assists, 13 rebounds whoa I want one! But what does it mean self addresses and self stamped This seems like a story on nosleep or something You have way to much time on your hands...... Riot pls don't haven't even count infested terran ...VOYBOY'S FAHZA? ALONGSIDE JATT'S FAHZA? I can haz a taste? Love at first sight I would never play anything else. Rayquarazard. ...I didn't know I was gay. Gotta be honest, when I saw the outline I was kinda like "Meh..." but then I saw the hourglass shading and my eyes went As a fat dude, I never got hit on. A couple weeks ago I went to the bar with a friend an a girl randomly approached me and asked for a dance. I was like There are dwarf cats? i cant tell whats more exciting.. seeing a LPT that really helps me out, or seeing one I already know Yeaaahhh, because historical evidence indicates that there is no useful reason for this man to carry a firearm for defensive purposes. Yeah I'm glad they bumped up their ages a bit for the show, half the characters in the books are practically children and everything is even creepier Holy shit I never really realized that my Apple Dragon looked like a Scalemate. In normals people say "w/e it's not ranked" as the feed with their ap gp top. There are less troll builds in ranked, and I believe a better attitude. But, we might be playing different games 9:30 is perfect. I'll see you there! Wait...how will I know who "trash_can" is? She is hungry for some of your meat And now I'm picturing the ad campaign for rape perfume with the tagline "Oh so Rapé." It's simultaneously hilarious and disturbing. What is with everyone having kantusas all of a sudden The elephant looks distressed Lol as I was typing it I started to question the logic behind it Why are so many of the responses in this thread being downvoted? Ah yes I can relate. I hate my 'naps' with my boyfriend because he always wants to set alarms to wake up when I just really want to sleep until I feel rested. I guess I'm misleading him with the term nap. Holy shit hi jakey Damn, if she can get away with that, good for her I guess I grew up there and have never noticed that the space between the "waves" is blue d( "This one only took me an hour!" ... couldn't tell. Oh god. Have his way with me?! I submitted my latest piece yesterday, it is sitting at 14 upvotes I have to finish my boyfriend's scarf that I started 2 years ago. :-/ I'm only 1/4 through it AND I NEED MORE YARN THAT I WILL PROBABLY NEVER FIND AGAIN! ...are you serious? Good to know Oh yeah, it's a real rort, when for fuck knows how long, every time NSW has been due to get two origin games, we lose one to Melbourne. Terrible, terrible rort! What made it extra extra scary was that it synched up with the music I am listening to. the FECK???? Obvious troll is obvious. Or just doesnt know what he is talking about This story was just posted yesterday. Someone replied that they read later that he lost the leg after he repeatedly removed the dressing to show off his wound and it got infected. I read it as «crotch stitching»... And even then I clicked the link, thinking in what ways someone could be awesome at that... Oh reddit what are you doing to me For no fucking reason. She just decided barking would fit. at first i was like That website was....uh....interesting. Kenny and his mom look asian the eyes Looks like the guy from the guild "Get's" How old is she? OMFG that's a shitload of money That... is actually a word. You have more then that. I've never seen Star Trek, but now I kind of want to. TIL "Dinde" comes from "D'Inde" A TIL that hasn't been posted before and that I didn't already know?! Can it be true?!?! Beach episode? I'm not reading through all the comments, but I find it ironic that the expansion they bring back world events, this post says Blizzard has moved away from them. im saying i want it This will be in my nightmares tonight my eyes popped a little when I see he's been around since 04..... What? Yeah, I just noticed that someone downvoted you I just don't understand how this happend. There are not nearly enough condos in Toronto. This was a sure bet! its the little square button that says wii my eyes I'm Muslim and Idk how to do any of those things Holy crap. If my parents had mortgaged their house to pay for my college, I'd have triple-majored to make the sacrifice worthwhile. Set your standards low and it'll be a great raw Yes, that is what I understand as well. What I'm not sure of is whether or not he won his chariot race (which would affect whether or not Artemis, on the ship with him, would be happy with him) or why Pausonias would not only not pursue him, but would somehow gain by not pursuing him. The goosebumps... Damn look at that gravitational lensing White male, who also grew up in a predominately non-white (mostly black and hispanic) school system. He was fucking his mom by the end. The dad was ok with it. He also had a gf, that he cheated on....with his mom. It's more great than you can POSSIBLY IMAGINE! Yellow Cauldrons would be weird Thanks :), but how should I work my eye color? I am so unbelievably jealous... Good guess Im down, I might have to take it slow since I have some chinshin tires the dealer installed "Full Bore M1" Really? Caffeine? This guy rode a sport bike into a Harley shop in Texas and was able to ride out on something other than a wheelchair? So...much...scar...tissue I have a fridge magnet of this... I'm in love Sex with a dead man. Wait. I have to pay for it? Ha! Yes, tis I, thanks! Follow meh shawty So a smelly version of white noise, interesting. Next is time to discover white nose for light, but that might just be white light? Girls? I live just 5 minutes away from the explosion I could hear and feel the blast from my house. Good lord. Poor thing? I'm a fucking psychotic person. Who does that? Who? reboot? I thought it was one final episode What do you mean? Sounds like the start of a horror movie... This is one of the most hypnotic things I have ever seen. Lubricant and sandpaper I effin love that shit I see quite a few people NOT laughing read that as "liberal pit of vipers" Sunny gou is alive Lol? does no one ever use PBE anymore? O_o I died while reading this and im sober It's one of those dog human jokes. where its a dogs head but on a human looking body. it gets so weird!!!!! Pretty sure I saw this emblem during a game As I told my husband when I realized my milk was in "The Titty Fairy gave me a visit." they're so big What could be wrong with me I didn't know we had trailer parks in Aus Oh my god. You freaked me out with that photo! yes it was, it was entirely about the money Yes and no. some of the animation when I was growing up was terrible. Adult me watching them now cringes at them and even the kids have this I saw a clip of him speaking in his English accent. Instant I swear to god someone posted this exact post like a month ago am i dreamin? Huh. In live in the inner east suburbs and I make jokes about Frankston being a bad place (not going there for fear of being stabbed–that kind of thing), but I had no idea that it's actually as bad as you described in North Frankston. Cheers for the heads up I guess Oh YOU. That was that MJ/David Robinson shoe no one knew about Dec 21st Voyons enfin, la majorité des femmes qui restent dans des relations abusives ne le font pas parce qu'elles sont avec des hommes richissimes qui leur payent tout ce qu'elles veulent en mode golddigger, je ne comprends même pas que tu aies pu pensé ça. I dont think i've actually seen a cuter kitten in my life Seriously? But I thought . Well I guess I will grab an emulator for the ps2 then. Wait, the graphics Wow, you look really, reaaaaaaaaaally Ewan McGregor-ish in this pic and that is a mighty fine thing the things i would do That table is SO SHINY! Drop it on a fucking mountain road? Or...girl band?? What was the possible trade? Snoopeh looks like a mix of That's pretty awesome, and perhaps opens some doors for whatever sort of skills/traits system gets implemented? ie., a player with the proper experience may be able to more quickly identify which specific disease a survivor has contracted and thus be able to treat it with specific antibiotics/medicines to cure it faster. Or, maybe some diseases you're stuck with indefinitely until you can find a doctor-ish type player to cure it, and all you can do in the meantime is manage your symptoms as much as possible. Wonder Woman and Saga are under the radar? 1) I see that now and I'm horrified Looks really striking from the image and description. And that is a REALLY compelling title James Madison drank a pint of whiskey a day, so over 150 liters a year. Definitely possible. He was a tiny man too Well.... At least he kept his station at taco bell clean..... Right...... right? what the shit is she wearing? Okay .. wait a second. MMA who got called the "cancer of the team" and Cella who sided with Jessica are now on the same team yikes. She doesn't have the equipment, and I don't have that either. So... OP bit off the mean girl's tongue before drowning her at the bottom of the pool? Basically it was me and some unknown kid trying to get away from a metric crap-ton of zombies. Except it was also like a video game in that there were different levels to get through. I had to get to level 4 because that's where all of the other non-dead people had gotten to. And as I'm climbing up a ladder that looked suspiciously like it came from a Donkey Kong game, a zombie came up and ate this kid's face. ...I don't even know what that means Beats me! IT was weird because they determined it was a group overseas that did it, and we our just a random town in the US. I'm confused Yeah? What's she wearing? Ooooooh... that's actually good advice...I didn't know that's the general rule Murrica here....just got a pop up as well. That's what I thought when I saw the first pic! How the hell did the light break? That's what I'm most freaked out about With a compass?!? DAT gifs what I mean is: no other countdown has ms after being convicted the prosecutors offered him a 10 year minimum (keep in mind he could still get more than 10, just the 10 would be the minimum instead of 80) and a 250k fine if he waived his right to appeal, and he told the prosecutors to basically go fuck themselves Well damn! Write a biography on the kid! By the way, I've been meaning to text you, but I keep forgetting! Thanks for the shirt again. Not me, but I was a witness. In 7th grade, in the middle of social studies, the girl next to me exploded with red-goldish liquid. I looked at her like " &#3232;\_&#3232; penis it looks like early autumn, spring and autumn again... but where, I MUST ask, is the... summer of Sam? Building a space elevator would be cool What was playing the second time you lost your virginity?? farmed channeler's trident for 2 weeks in the duke's archive for my int/dex-build. then I start a str/faith build, and I get one in the depth's Well I would like to try my hand at medic. But we'd need to find a heavy How did you blow up a circular section into a rectangular picture? Our drummer? Beep Boop. I am dead inside. ( That background...it is a comforter. The same comforter that I had when I was 17. As a person who lives 30 minutes from Colonial Williamsburg I can safely say there are no slaves walking around. CVS?? What the actual fuck? Glenn Coco is your favourite character? walked into my bathroom an there was a huge spider who wanted to know what the fuck i was doing in his house Im about half that weight thats what I'm saying! Until recently I never actually knew what Seth looked like. My SO was watching the roast of Charlie Sheen on netflix and I saw there like .... I hadn't noticed that and... that's actually weird Are you a hollow from Bleach? Do you have mass regenerating powers? If so can you help me fight a shinigami at my school... A pimple Yes, You catch it alive but it dies on the way home (or at least that what doc Vahlen says, who knows what the real cause of death is Alors tu es Jean-Claude, mon frère jumeau que j'ai perdu de vue depuis mon enfance? Your link karma is ridiculously close to your comment karma! || ( damn, it just seems so odd OMG i was just there yesterday and for some reason I thought that tag meant $7 off What sort of crappy internet are you stuck with? Took me 15 mins. goddamn! i think it's quite delicious because without a face i could not spit on people human instrumentality project FTW okay, thanks. I'll be making a trip on friday What IS your bandwidth LIKE? HUH? Bi here. Before NoFap, (AND PornFree) most men and women around me seemed just... meh. Now it's like PERFECT 10'S, PERFECT 10'S EVERYWHERE!!! I'm just beside myself sometimes.. Looks like you forgot where you are. Had to google that. Definitely thought you were talking about bikini waxing Really ? I always read it took about 12 weeks to show up on our tests ? ..... Not that I know of HAHA Yes I don't like being pregnant either (and i'm still a little early to be thinking that way Snapchat ? Why are my glasses awful? I agree they need an update but I want to know whats awful about them so I don't repeat it ...Bordel de merde Corrected, thanks. Clear Water was the first name of the spell, but it wasn't, I dunno, clear enough? Dunno why you're at -1, though. Did you downvote yourself? is that in King of Prussia, PA? she needs more beach, so white How are you getting upvotes for this comment? Summoner Xpecial does not exist in NA? I've never seen them do this is my town either GET DUNKD is a part of trash talk now ? Wait, me? Wow they actually changed that o_O. Wonder when that was... or if it was like that all the time and i was just REALLY bad back then. Btw, do you know how it is with shen ultimate? Never really tried to interrupt that either but it could be useful in some situations Teddies voice honestly isn't that bad... hell, it's miles better than the japanese version What the serious fuck? firing our defensive coordinator...oh wait that's not right Why does this have so many downvotes? Yeah, but its cancelled by ordering to use ignite via smartcast while the enemy is out of range for ignite, something that happens to me quite often because im bad, because Malzs ult outranges ignite. Btw, Riot should fix that and make it so that the ult is only interrupted by direct movement commands or something I saw these at a local b&m but I couldn't bring myself to pay $12 for 10ml That dog... He's seen things. hmm... draw success kid sitting on nyan cat while it is flying in space next to iron man and superman.. SPOLIERS Nooooooo!!!!! Even Feraligatr can't believe what he's seeing. You have a sweet washer and dryer. Mine's from the 80s Where's the original? I came up with this this morning Holy fuck your Internet is fast. Your skin isn't even dark Native AmE speaker from New York/Connecticut here...I've never heard of this That had to hurt, bad. The weird thing is that when he ripped his chest off he still had full health. put what on him? I thought the intro was almost cool enough to upvote...then I clicked. Wow, his reaction i no man Move to Korea. A teacher was recently fired for pulling students pubes out as a regular punishment but the teachers said it was an over reaction and the STUDENTS said they were cool with it....so he might get his job back... I work at a bakery where they have these huge walk in ovens and I always think "It would be so easy to shove someone in there and just cook them" or " It would be so easy for someone to cook me". Super creepy ...$2.35? Wait I'm watching Bones and I have yet to see this happen I worked at Starbucks for 3-4 years, I had no idea the Tall Mocha was the secret shopper. why do crazy guys think that this makes them sexy? because wow i keep seeing this in messages where the guys are trying to get someone to date them I don't know is it That's possible? Really? Do I see sesame seeds in there? someone wants you dead The part about killing fucking everything, but with dolphins that doesn't exclude other dolphins. yeah, totally. Or eat them. Random guy watching you fap... wow. god... I always wondered why I had no problem pissing with a hard on. I just kinda point straight out No that's cool, I didn't need to sleep tonight. But there's eight adult chickens there now I feel like I need to take a dump.. My OH said that too... I really don't think they are kidding, all his friends tell him how he should try it. so infusion gives particles and glowing? Why this site require a national ID number? serio que vc usou o toque de chamada a cobrar como alarme, ou eu to ficando louca??! There is quiet a high possibility That I know you. Its a casteist slur and not a joke... don't end up using it Is that Paul Ryan in the background? Wait wait wait. Female here. Was going to suggest melatonin, as I have been taking it for years to help with shift work. I've never heard of it affecting fertility?! What did I just witness? Halo *is* the only reason i got an xbox -.- i do hate the ps3/xbox game split. I do most of my gaming with my computer (which is a lot of gaming Does the cat in the hat go into thing one or thing two? I have my fair share of male problems but I can't say this has happened to me. Maybe I haven't noticed and it's been happening all this time Because we're talking about the London Underground, I'm assuming this is £52,000, not US $52,000? That cake seems to be made of pure fondant. That toddler probably experiened more action than most Redditors dam yeah, that has actually been the #1 request. Problem with photos is that when you upload something real, people's expectations for likeness goes way up. If you make something that's realistic and sort of looks like a person, it's very easy to make something that looks creepy. Then we end up on r/creepy or something.. if you have a max attack speed sion, he could get up to 3000 hp per hour, or 9000 if you have people pre-weaken the wards for you holy shit purple link......... he divorced me because he met another woman and was sleeping with her, so six months after he wedding, he left and said those mean things to me. He said how I wasn't good enough or as good as her, Which devastated me at first. I know now those were just excuses because he knew he was doing wrong. He met me when I was big and actually told me he wouldn't have been attracted to me had I been small Me too. I was up until 1:30 last night with Miiverse. But what if it isn't! ( What was that Bear stance of Udyr doing there aside Vayne before they even towerdived? damn Why not rent then? Or buy used? I've seen gifs on /r/trees O_O and this is related to weed That's because the principal likes children. I swear I saw a Vet EAT some hatchlings on Sunday. I'm in the holding pattern of "I need an answer" but all the people who have those answers have been out since Monday They.. look like a hash brown/potato chip fusion... I don't understand the point of those sheets behind the guy so...what are the measurements for the catwoman suit you are looking for someone to cram into? I still can't eat fruit:( Clementines are okay, but everything else? Nope...and I'm in my third trimester Getting it for £19.95 seemed like all it was worth (after Farcry2) but now it seems like a steal! Edit: ooh somebody's touchy, down voting for my comment Oh my word ( If I were to compare the originality of this post with the amount of sense this ad makes, they would equate. Pretty much had a nutella sandwich for lunch everyday as a kid. Thank god for sports and playgrounds He must not be very happy I wonder if blizzard will sue the company for copyright infringement Is that an insult idk... I didn't change any settings... That's what youtube has always looked like for me. Is that not what it's supposed to be? "Women have a lot of pressure to not be slutty" =O!!!! this sounds wonderful, i'd love to see princess mononoke, spirited away, and perhaps totoro I never really look at people and think about if I'd sleep with them Heh, reminds me of when I was on the Snow White ride at WDW for the first time, it broke down, the house lights came on, riiight aaaat... the old witch's reveal!! Is your boss my dad? Whoah >I wonder ~~if~~ *when* blizzard will sue the company for copyright infringement Has this actually happened? Er...literally anyone can pop sunlight thanks. I feel like these are some of my better looking shots, though. I should probably post the ones with the unflattering light and sans-makeup, not that I even have makeup on these. my thing is trying to make the puffiness under my eyes less noticeable, especially when one is puffier than the other. Based on their estimates, the city had a population density of 2,000,000/km^2 I lost 15lbs in a week Mocks Europeans....Uses European film to do that... I always thought he had glasses. But he blinked My manager just posted this to group chat and we all had a collective >> I wonder ~~if~~ *when* blizzard will sue the company for ~~copyright~~ *trademark* infringement Another U won, because u had to get rid of 20000L of piss an the other guy hadn't? Yeah, but that long? Baby-brain...didn't see the comma with the 'etc'...my bad:s Apparently I've forgotten how to use the English language Your soul will thank you later. Trust me. I had to read that three times before I read the words it was supposed to be. RS wasn't around in the 90's The what codes? I thought you misspelled triple double, then I looked again. I don't know... I think at least two people saw me while we were eating, with my hand shoved down my top. An older guy who turned and walked away, and a girl around my age who made this face : ...O...Odin? I'm just waiting for AMAMS's brain to break when he/she thinks to wonder, "Wait a minute... how did Ihmhi get the \\\* to show up, then? This gif is completely in sync with the video and star ruler is 3.99 What magical pieces of armor are those?. It's hypnotic. Pretty sure he says "punch," not "bite." Can you now? Much love. holy shit I would, but I can see points as to why some people wouldn't. The face that he was perma-banned means he's been warned before. TIL poor people have nothing better to do than kill one another. I'm poor. Even those on /r/spacedicks? This is not in the CWE or in Soulard and you can't bar hop from there. You are right, I just looked through his comment history. You have a Wraith and don't throw it? The compdota2.com link doesn't work for me Why are you selling butt plugs in your pet store? Already tried that. Try it with Kayle jungle and a Master Yi or Fiora top, both of which can be built complete glasscannon without a single defensive item. Those champions have enough damage output so that 2-3 enemies lie dead on the ground by the time the Kayle ultimate runs out I don't think that's true at all He looks high And it only started happening after you got a new monitor? thanks dident know that twitch had a subreddit There's something wrong with your poll app. I chose Donna, and she wasn't the winner. I don't know why but this gif gives me the heebie-jeebies. I'm not usually scared of monkeys... I think it's because the ones on the wall look like giant spiders It hasn't hurt me for a long time I seriously can`t fucking believe what I`m reading. You think meat, dairy and eggs are bad for you.... who the fuck are you?? Oh yeah all the time. hey, hey, oh wow. I forgot that.. ohgodwhy? Inb4 Kog'Maw fotm again. This brings "protect the Kog'Maw on a whole new level i just realized that even I've won more than him in 2012. How did he get 21 kills with only QSS? You can now use it as a nod to Feast :D You just leveled up AND learned a new ability...Formidable ,you have become Is it just me or should LOL have way more votes What did I just watch? iinvoker`s hair 3 keys ? Did they...dye those chicks? But you'll post it on the internet for millions to see... "You just forgot to pack me, right? Look how nicely I fit!" He seems very persistent. The talking with himself iks pretty creepy. Who said he wasn't? RAINBOWS I had the same problem and i fixed it that way holy shit Came here expecting hotness, ended up more impressed with dance and cinematography skills. Dear God, I *am* gay. that's strange I use that program without problems 17 year old have to pay taxes in the USA? Tin foil?! I'm fairly sure the man's not gay, or a pedophile, or any of that stuff... That is a *huge* game effort. if free climbing is with ropes then what is regular climbing? p.s. sorry that this question is the only thing I took away from your above post Wait, your inseam is 32 and you're 6'5"? How tall is your chest 5 Gallons of water a day? has the author lost his mind, cause i will help him find it. It's not just a video game D: It's a second life Not just one... or two... but THREE Holy crap, nice catch. That's quite a non-sequitur Please? Interesting Am I the only one starting to suspect that Threadson is Jude's child? For real? Doctor Who big in China? Hitman is made by Square Enix? Daaaaaayum! Ugh horseshoe crabs. One on the many reasons the ocean is one of my biggest fears. Always scared jm gonna step on one of those fuckers when they are upside down They're both the same, it's even the same company, just named differently. Sometimes there is a Mediamarkt and a Saturn realy near to each other, but don't ask me why It is twenty thousand won**s**? CN BCUs on a bomber? Also, these games were also on the daily sale last night (~12 hours ago) when I went to bed Never the asshole either, but my long hair has fallen in my underwear and gets tangled in my vag.... Feels weirddddd ... (╯ You told her you loved her before you slept with her? Picture number two, HAWT DAMN Just make sure you save often in Kotor; At least KOTOR 1 is from before the age of autosaving. I've tried several times to get back into KOTOR, only to forget to save, die...and then have to do ~3-5 hours worth of game again. Not fun terrrrrrificante !! :D according to my wife thats alot. If they actually go on your nails, thats 50 applications Stage 2? Isn't 1 full REM cycle 90 min? A New Brunswick redditor I don't know what this "usually" is. During this year's Steam Summer Sale, a daily deal was just that. Not 40+ hours Jesus Mary and Joseph. Dont rage comics constitute of meme faces??? This has none....... I mean that makes it a non rage comic right...... Tagliatelle?! wow, how is that even possible? Yeah, that's not usually a question that comes up in normal conversation I literally just said to my boyfriend yesterday "Someone should do a Twin Peaks reboot!" Now there is one. Huh, i didn't even notice that. Yeah i don't have it either > Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing the contradiction between #4 and #5 at first I was like "man, what a dick" then I saw the link and I was like "my duuuuude" now I need to watch avatar again AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What if.. It's the island from Lost.. Huh? Can you read? He called ocelote's teammates stupid without knowing what actually happened. "...teammates blaming him. Stupid." How could you possibly miss that? AP Janna would be an option as well I guess It's a video too. This is very disturbing... That's seriously intense And in the movie, people are leaving the theater too.... it's so meta How are you a redditor since 2012-11-23? Is she going Commando? haha yeah, I get where youre coming from. But imagine someone like that was your boss. Ummm, it's predator dude, not a Mexican souvenir It has BEGUN!!! nah, got a usb keyboard, using the black one for my mouse.... it's semi-working now Who said anybody was stupid? And you waited two months before sleeping together If you have a PC capable of running it, DO IT! Me sorprende lo conservador que puede llegar a ser /r/mexico. "No, no cambien nada, que no hagan nada". I bet its something gross... That is,.... freaking cool ... just what kind of fucked up twelve year old boys have you been staring at Jackson defended Calvin Johnson? *** More like IN item frames How loving Greenlander Whoa, yes, you got it absolutely right dafuq OMG. How big was the fuckin spider??? Random article - cuts to Culina half way through What the fuck is with your name? where's the rest of the crew!!?? Fuck it, im asking. Whats that creepy disk looking thing? Is that like, cranberry pudding or something? I don't understand 150 certs for the ability to carry an extra ammo mag. And then it's about 200 for the next... All the way up to 500! I do wonder if it's in any way similar to the idea I've been developing for the past couple of months.. to launch in the next week or two.. my husband makes fun of me for painting my nails every day...I MEAN every few days. My birthday: February 13th took me 2 minutes and 37 seconds before I realized I was watching only the troops box... I just finished chicken dinner with the family and missed 15 Dallas points. He should have painted something in his own blood... that would be worth sooooo much money $3.40 for a game? I've never thought about this. Did he spend $30,000 in station cash??? would you really want that to come back? The first time I read The Handmaid's Tale, I remember looking at the title and thinking, "This looks like it's going to be boring...". O M F G this game the smell that night I usually go with some black coffee, but I'm trying to limit my caffeine intake to only 2 sessions per day (breakfast & dinner). If I drank coffee every time I watched these documentaries I'd overload Oh lawd. I'll never look at 11 the same way again You found 3 of the rarest snipers in one building!? You haven't started already? This is weird ( Sometimes I think men think I'm playing hard to get, when I really just don't want to talk to them. I really like the new logo, I wanted to ensure that I was correct about it being Wii U inspired so I hovered over it. Why are there so many down votes for this post? When I got to this mission, my controls stopped responding. ( Dafuq did I just watch!? Isn't she always like that? How is that possible? TIL darius has sustain I just realized how squinty Buzz looks in that picture. Want to run my fingers through dat hair. How do you know it isn't already there My aunt may have just seen me fap? A wild Chartbot appears? Thats what I've been doing xD I've learned that she really prefers to talk about her interests than small talk. Boy was that painful to figure out. Just fyi, as armies get larger and larger, mmm gets less efficient and mech gets more efficient. If terran could get maxed for free in TvP they would choose mech every time, so why would you complain about bio being bad in 400/400 vs 400/400 Haha, at first I thought it was the baby, then I saw the dog hah, but then I saw that thing in the woods what Interesting only if you consider your code as excrement ( as an ANALogy of course ) If you thought the Amazing Spider-Man was a steaming pile of shit but still superior to the Raimi trilogy, what did you think of the Raimi trilogy? Woah. My God. That is some hardcore crazy. What the Actual Fuck I don't have anything but you sound like your near me or were ('_' ) ... ( I think you ment For some reason I am attracted to the dubbed Kristen Stewart... but not the real one. Wtf brain Did you really repost this the same day? Ummm… ( After I finished dinner (around 7:30PM), I went to relax on the couch. The next thing I know, it's 12:30AM. I was like "... i thought mesmers got nerfed to hell over and over? How tall is that do? Because apparently it weighs more than me It's hypnotizing... I want to... drink it They sell wooden prison knives? Isn't Nunu's yeti technically a pet Holy shit. I just had an out of body experience I didn't know toolbars were even *possible* with Google Chrome WAT. DO WANT Looks kinda fake because its from Tumblr and ur account was made 4 mins ago Lots of people don't have $200 to spend on something like that Baby oil for lube?!?!? How could you boil it for 8 hours without the water evaporating? I mean.. how much water do you use to boil eggs? Isin't that a good thing dont the red lights resemble the devils horns??? Seen this before. Still freaks me out Imagine blacking out and coming round like this... What are you talking about. I don't see any body else asking about it. Jealous of you selling dota2 invites? Since when is poppy not viable? How does a cage cost so much Real life rainbow dash! That was a pretty easy game for MM dat nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyph ...I had the weirdest thought of me grabbing the baby carrier and doing the gangnam style dance... As a sone and an Ahri player. Oh my dear god it's a dream My server is inside you. it is NSFW because we knew you would swear in the comments Holy... What... Seriously? ... you dont say Yes, I'm contradicting myself. I came to read it, and to state something that has been stated by the many on this thread. Burn, you got me A Segway can transition you smoothly from one place to another... I'm not sure. I was just watching something on youtube or read it somewhere about David Tennant. When I block my nose with my fingers and try to breath out, air comes out through the corner of my right eye. What the hell body? my balls have shrunk.. dunno what that means why nsfw ? If you think about it… There's not too much seperating an "alive" body from a "dead" body. Same amount of atoms make up both. *wife* is ... *son* of a bitch.... i misread smush as "smash" and was like nah! you meant it the way you wrote it....each member one skin = 9x this skin wih different hairstyle and clothes I think we have the same aunt... ( I never realized how receded Wednesday's hairline was until just now i tough that movember was just here in Quebec and that it was no shave November in the USA Yeah we were in some sort of Swedish café, and we were sitting close to the bathroom, so some woman with a baby walked up to us, started talking Swedish, so I said (my parents didn't notice she was talking to us) ''Jag talar inte Svenska?'' (I don't speak Swedish? (I wasn't sure if I was saying it right) ) So she started to speak English to me, saying that she will just leave her baby here for a while, because she needed to go to the bathroom. So we were like, uhm.. Okay That's a damn nice deer!!! You mean a participation percentage isn't standard grading procedure? I came across this photo on flickr yesterday... weird Really? I am not the only one? I thought it was my unhealthy ass about to have some blood clot or something. are her nipples uneven?!?!? No kidding. I thought that was a stuff animal Rafter's Shorts Like every other sports? Same here, I got the same game plan every year. I work the graveyard shift soooo work overtime on thanksgiving because none of my family live here and its depressing to be at home. Then for black friday I made my days game plan ahead of time, I take all my loot to work with me, wait till its time to leave and like a bat out of hell at 7am and do all my shopping very strategically. No I am never going to get any really good door busters but you plan on that and find lots of other really good deals. << Same here. Maybe the traffic? I always get nervous when pages are timing out in the middle of credit card purchases It's still 2012 Might actually be 1.3... I might have just gotten yours! That last game. I think believe in Mercury Retrograde now, simply because of all the stuff going wrong at work! Everyone is having computer problems and communication issues between offices. It was so stark too, as soon as Mercury went retrograde it was like everything fell apart. Can't even tell what that is supposed to be. I try. How are you typing? I saw Radiohead at Coachella weekend 1, and when they opened with Bloom I saw this coming The Epic work ethics are doubled you could cause a scene if you didn't know either dude bartering with that old creep was always scary as fuck Seems legit. Unless the bills were marked?? I would lez out for her Care to share? Holy shit. That's cool. Is the information regarding cert progress while offline still true? if so...how do I do? I feel like that would need better support than just a hook hanging from a thumbtack. Some girls just have a thing for planners... CORRECTION: two friends Judging by that screenshot, she may be a Dark Templar ...He's actually the one to go down and sign... Thousand? It's widely accepted for people to cry at movies, yet when they see something as interesting as this in the wild people ask why it impacts their lives so much? but most of the good deals started last night at 10... u kite as much as possible Why post bm SS? He must not like Cloud. Dude, holy shit, I had that kind of issue for a while, then it just went away. I never knew what those were called. What is that (=) to adjust I'm like four minutes in and **THIS IS AWSOME**!!! But, it lasts an hour and six minutes though? a LOT of people still use wired mice Oh god. wait, how can it collect that much dust if it's constantly in motion? I would, but it's incredibly long She's either off to the side, cropped from the picture, or invisible to the naked eye Really? WOW! My friend and I have been playing it this Thanksgiving for old times sake. We're both 19 now and haven't played it since we were both very young. How coincidental. Who is this?! Little did we know, they just came back as zombies 72 points Does she know of this dude?! I wish I could upvote more I hope you're someone I know. And those socks are for me. Damn....I wonder how fucked up that cat looked. I'll be honest. I don't like dogs but greyhounds are amazing. The shape of their body and how fast they can run is just breath taking. I've only ever seen a handful my whole life and each time I stare O_O My childhood cats named were Samson and Delilah Lick a hair? What...what does that mean? I must be living under a rock because your comment was the first time I had heard that Hall and Carpenter were together, let alone divorced for basically two years. I wonder what filming is like for them they made these for over 20 years I mean, not technically, but that's way way way worse than fapping Dear god... Continuing to do if even when you say ''no'' multiple times and try to push the person off is part of a blowjob? Wow I wish I had worked at a Walmart like this Hey OP implied that while Doc was doing a "hands-free" exam, OP ran his fingers through the docs hair. Think about it. Awkward!!! Yeah, I was just reading that. Sounds like attempted murder, too. SO MANY OPI Gf is irregular and yes I can confirm. Shit makes me go Interesting present. I only get notifications about the next academic year's loans somewhere around July (fill out my FAFSA in January), and it's an online thing with my school that I fill out how much loan I do or don't want that year. It's never been scary. NOPE MOTHER OF GOD Holy shit that is nuts. If this is a party trick anyone can do i need to know how. If not i hope you get better Goodbye childhood You act like Fnatic is a fucking trash team? im embarrassed to say that was me getting owned in the end as ws Showers before bed aren't normal? Game sucked ass.... Go fast only to crash into some unexpected wall..... And only have 5 cars to choose from, So much fun... Infinite Undiscovery is made by tri-Ace, not Square. And it's a MMO/ARPG rip-off. Not only text. Wait, it was supposed to be *funny*? You can motivate to these people to do anything, even hijack there own days Can you please tell me how you made your taskbar like that? I would love to have it look like yours =[. And the calendar I downlaoded it and extracted the folder but nothing happens Yes, it's that one. what so good about reddit gold? 4636 Komments Citizens plugin? I haven't even read it yet and upvoted because it told me not to Even the quick travel failed? *For the first time?* Seriously? Happened to me on EUNE, finished a soloQ ranked but got thrown into a 3v3's ranked lobby of the previous game that's interesting Thats NOT how you pronounce falafel? wow What the hell? I've had the same hamsters couple of times and they lived over five years both How can you even afford this Mind...blown If it doesn't make you make this face D: or this face Whats the white thing dripping on your thigh? Do tell more Seriously! Hiding the power button under "Settings"? Well, I guess "on" could be considered a setting, but... This is quickly turning into a 5th world problem Are these the only pictures of her ever? That actually sounds like a really good idea to get over fear of rejection NSFW Can't stop watching it Wait where did you find this out? alibaba.com ? Wait wait wait, we can ask for colors?! SHE'S 22? The summer going into my senior year of high school, I woke up to find someone had pooped on my windshield, and slashed my tires, no joke. Needless to say, I'm very paranoid right now... Between this and "vajazzling," I'd say its a fair bet there are some women out there who are now far more fabulous in their netherbit region than my most flamboyantly gay friend will ever be. Wait... unless he uses those both, too. Oh god. I read that as drink another short glass of pee at first wow... 200mil more views and he'll be at 1bil If you need any help with Fire Emblem, you can just message me. I know those games like the back of my hand. A dog, a cat, and Jackie Chan from an alternate universe. (Not being from our universe, he's not really Jackie Chan ). Now this is a fort i would like to be trapped in!!!! Damn that just sounds like a recipe to make new mothers have an anxiety attack. Who is "they"? - Are you trolling or is this a serious question? dude It was too much for me to resist. Since I am a consumer whore, I purchased headers and the shifter. I think I'll round up a bit more stuff and have the car retuned speed density. TIL Wolfy-Nail had a sexyfur account. Yes, this is where I saw it from (love Cracked), and thought I'd share. Because like you said, it was very "wtf" Crazy thing...I'm in SoCal ( I have super creepy hyper realistic dreams about flying over these mountians. I'm always a barn owl, random, I know, And a small, square lake with fish. The mountians were hyper realistic, too. They were tall thin trees with some greenery, and the ground was really real. I love dreams were i fly. Sometimes, I'm blind in my dreams and stumble around. My macbook pro MFW my name is Brandon Turner I agree to an extent. Some people just yap.. And when they yap its about themselves. I've never met someone who yaps about anything other than themselves... I don't understand how sudden clarity counts as a messiah complex "and butts"? What he was trying to say with the last two words How does one... spill syrup... in a guitar? WOAH HE STILL PLAYS? I knew you guys had a replacement QB, but this is too much. Is that an MP4-25 with Pirelli tyres? so u as a carry, waited for him to hit his combo so u can get kills and yet u made a video for the world so they can see what a "noob" he is I'm guessing it couldn't just be your copy or whatever? I don't know what else because I know the main .ini fix solves my problems on my laptop imagine if they added arcane helix That's an awesome haul! I wish I could find flea markets like that All of that in ONE ZONE? I DONT KNOW What did he say? What is the seed? grammarbase says it's ok. even if it isn't; I'm dumbing it down ~~What type of mouse shouldn't matter... that's just basic hardware Thigh bruises can be potentially very dangerous, you should probably get that checked out...or not...still looks like it hurt though. 700 First TIL i see on this subreddit that i didnt know before The one wearing the hat is really a dude and the other one bits lip as she pokes him with her nose? No it isn't. Dat QB kick!! Morning? Wth really? So my grandfathered unlimited plan limits me when the new one doesn't? .... Is it more expensive? I work for a small cleaning company. I clean offices and their buildings, some shopping centers doing perimeter picking, changing can liners, etc. Only been with the company about 5 months and my salary is already in that range. This may not be a career for me but I don't think I could do it for the same pay over 30 years how are you supposed to be good at nunubot support if you can't spam laugh Yeah, I live in hope... but lately I barely even have time for stuff like grocery shopping. Work has gotten even busier than when I left the server. he better! We'll be watching Why were you reaching for their grapes? replying Is there a tournament that has done this? He got his globes from Amazon *quote*.Unless... Someone got them for him! You currently have 27 points on that comment. Is there still demand for these essences? In what universe is this erotic? I would love to get ahold of some of his speeches. how is that even possible?! Is that dt faultroll? The scary part about this is if there is intelligent life out there, they could have their own version of reddit, and could be talking about this right now, and neither of us knows it i said i could do this al day MALAKA I get called this on a daily basis Weird... I don't understand the joke Side note, Christopher Paolini is from my home town. Looked at it and immediatly pictured the guy pissing himself while people are below him they placed a curse on you which you apparently broke free of it. They were calling to make sure you didn't pick up. i dont So that Is where that g-spot is It was my main the most beautiful pb i ever seen I read this as "Sex Bot" at first. "WORKING PLUMBING (to clean up after)" took on a whole new meaning until I re-read the title. i usually build brutalizer before my BT But our sun is scheduled to explode in 3 Looked like a came off a trampoline The heck, was that irelia that behind that she can't duel a half hp kass 1v1 Your mother sounds like a really lovely woman. My birthday is May 28! I was alarmed when I first glanced at the headstone. 0528 has haunted me for years, the creepiest incident happened a cool morning in spring. I was walking out to my car that was parked in front of a garbage bin. The bin had numbers on it that I glanced at, had no interest in and proceeded to get into my car. I looked into my rearview mirror and there it was, 0528. The mirror had inverted the seemingly harmless numbers into numbers that made my eyes go I cant believe i did this four years ago.. There's no blonde ....I want that Oscar Isn't that how it works in nature just looked to see why you made a throwaway... 6'3.. so tall this is the worst shit I have ev-- wait... waiittt... It is a little odd Thats getting far more meta than I'd like to admit liking Woooottt? That emoticon Such a risky click. But there's so much official merch with here. She's in the Gameloft MLP game. They never name her, but she's there derped eyes and all. And you can buy her official giant figure from Hot Topic now. Again, she's not named on the box, it just says "I <3 I know I had that book, and I'm positive I've read that story... but I can't for the life of me remember which one it was. now to the important question, how does a bj for a RNG work out Nice reply. What he said and what you said are both facts.. Just his was said due to the medical issue presented and yours was (to me anyway) a out of place comment in regards to your vaginas lack of free time in regards to 100 Years ago. Nothing against you I just don't understand why ppl must just say shit like that out of the blue. Those arnt big. How is your throttling threshold 5GB? Mine is 3GB and I'm grandfathered in on an AT&T unlimited data plan as well -.- -.- -.- O_O O_o i love it when my man does this to me. drives me freaking nuts. made me wet just seeing this Alek? Are you in a public place? The most interesting part for me was that the flag of Amsterdam has a triple X on it Romania? it's almost like snoopeh stare Ghosts?! You wash your hair with a brush? How do you lather that? He left college a virgin? im in love with girl with the ribbon in her hair 9th form? What is this? XD Well we shall see. Seriously??? I always thought that she was a troll.. I had to check the link just to make sure that was really the title. It was. Jesus. "if you take a training course you can ride a motorcycle just like that." Plumlee didn't play because of a stress fracture in his foot. Well, now whenever I see a girl in school wearing a skirt, im going to be all like O_o and then ;D but she'll be all like holy crap. Is that cheetah chasing a ball of weed? You haven't got fast weapon switch on WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT! And how weak is the statue that the sword can be broken off? Did you see that wide eyed yes? O_O... no IP boosts either. I already own every champion in the game with only very few bought with RP.... IP is pretty fast overall I couldn't tell you why, but it reminds me of rocket jumping in tf2 That was a spoiler if Obama is in Black Ops 2. That was strangely really satisfying to watch. Our secondary looks to have been taking advice from the D-line. we still havent heard of Maldonado Oy, it's called black Friday because that is when a lot of retail stores get back into the "Black" on the profit margins. It's red when they're negative but becomes black when positive. How do people not know this? You're a Texan?! I'm an Austinite... Well, the opium works to get a reschedule I suppose? 3000 cal/day is fasting? you voted. " You just sat on my face" I'm still subscribed to this, so it was on my front page... I feel ya bro. I cant even grow a stache. I also didn't get arm pit hair til I was 21. I do this all the time... And I don't feel pain... oh wow, there's a black guy too WAS THAT A DOG!!?!? I don't think I ever mentioned anything about homosexuality Wow, this is a picture of Bieber? I can't believe that this ISN'T a girl. You linked us to hotmail The dude's insides squirted out like a crushed tomato. The hell you mean "made it out ok"?! And I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't play with Sunderer in any way soo... I remember that happening, but I'm not sure if it's the same armada But already, Dishonoured is cheaper in the UK than the US... I think its time to invest in flying pig insurance no it's not the caps spell THE HATRED If you ass halo 1,2,3, and 4 you get halo 10 I am not? D: Damn, I went to visit RES' site and it had the same version number as the extension I got Weird, unless that is their current elo i cant imagine that germany has so meny people beleving evolution is false And in 1080p no less! Nice upload. I think I saw one of the deer had a bloody eye at one point with blood on the ones antlers I just told my friend that that comment reminded me of that manga but I had forgotten the title. Oh, wow. Ok. That's some dedication right there. I'm not, as I honestly wouldn't know where to go to sign up Wait...did he die when he was 7 years old? you never asked me if i knew him so how could i be sure i didnt Yeah, Martyn is there. The only thing I heard from him was him telling everybody he and some other guy were signing boobs. What? I feel the same way. Also, in the regular commercials I hate how they encourage you to take one before a workout. That's effing dangerous. It is almost as bad as Ray Rice running 29.5 yards on a 4th and 29 aka rungate woops. Her... her nipples are bigger than my breasts.... Child's play. Have you done the first 7 stages without dash? Why is Carlton's quote overlayed on images of Harry Potter? This is so cute...do want did you not see "(I joke)" I literally just said "What the fuck is this bullshit You thought cross swords was two guys touching their dicks together? dafuq!?!?!?!?!? What the fuck Giants It's like, you're inside my head.... WAOW!!! Yes, yes, yes, what? Holy shit I think we had that same VCR growing up. Honey boo boo chiiiiii....wtf.. OMG i cant stop seeing it!!! Wow, how had I never see that before? My best friend told me two days ago I was the smartest and most sarcastic of the bunch, they must be catching on to my methods..... He did call her that, and I wondered the same thing, but I had a reason...I forget it though dafuq did I just read wtheck is that subreddit even if I've made it very clear that I have a boyfriend? Mate, enjoy the southland, my batch is there and its a beautiful place, plus Maoris dead or alive are scary I've seen enough for today So he's fine? Here's a crazy one for football: More game time than commercial breaks. I knew a girl in middle school was was the exact opposite. I had History with her. Every day at the beginning of class she would stand at the from of the class ( It's where the kleenex was) and blow her nose repeatedly for about 5 minutes straight How the hell did you find the art for these? My first black out was at a Halloween party when I was 16 Are you don't mean "A look inside a tree,"? Apparently I AM my MIL; you know, the whole thing about 'sons marrying their moms, daughters marrying their fathers'. Luckily I managed to escape marrying anywhere near close to my father holy juggs Yeah hope that doesn't happen again Why are you being downvoted? Reddit you confuse me way too many times a day Same here ... I graduated last year as well I live 829 miles from there. Never understood why americans aren't allowed to do this Bowel harmony? ( Holy shit lol, I just got into the trading thing a few weeks ago, never thought an uncommon could be worth so much that is almost never a lie, especially if you call back right away Me too! I wrote my reply without reading yours and they turned out almost exactly the same, mindfuck Wow thats crazy ive seen one of these before i snapped a pic of it, i live on the san andreas fault that's really bad! they should include that as a warning somewhere Wow thats crazy ive seen one of these before i snapped a pic of it, i live on the san andreas fault actually quite good Because half of the Californians that move here want Austin to be more like California, maybe. I have heard a lot of shit talking from Californians, but that's just like.. their opinion, man. I have also been bad mouthed by Brooklyn hipsters for complaining about gentrification. Guys do u you know what? I think, that right all these trolls who are fcking up our games are the one, who dont have any of these problems as we have, cause they have in their minds, that they are the best and are trolling over and over (tell me, how can someone with 850 wins dont understand what is pushing/freezing lane My high school had like 600 students, my graduating class was around 140. Was that pre or post merger? Were both team unobfuscating Minecraft, making changes, and reobfuscating everything? What. The. Actual. Fuck!? Your name makes me skeptical No, "shell shock" is now known as PTSD. That comes later, and smelling salts don't help. Beef...Jerky...cannot mental unsee. Oh goodness...maybe what he was trying to say was "I only eat skeletal muscle, not cardiac muscle" ? But XCOM isn't RTS Whats wrong with it? was wondering on your manticore price, then realised its US, i was just looking at those and its about ~80m I don't see a monkey Holy crap thats alot of birthdays in one month So you'd castrate a car thief? How much cash would you want for your Bob? Also, out of idle curiousity, how does somebody end up with 18 Elspeth: KEs? Wait, what does this have to do with the feminist's movement? You got the lie ;) but I actually read it 6 times hahaha.... and in his youtube chanell are videos about CS,WoW and RP (in LoL) hacking... ...why does it have moobs? I'm 18 and don't think that way, what kind of magical change is going to happen to me in the next year? This thing must be bigger than the universe itself seriously! look into petroleum engineering I do not lie Here in Canada, at least, nobody I know has an electric can opener. Hand-crank dat shit! You gotta be rich & lazy to have an electric one It is now. They are a redditor for 11 months. Not a troll... double I can see what you mean my three favorite things... owls, caffeine and chocolate... Hooly shit that's Dominic Monaghan... That... is an awful lot of polygons for a game. Most of those things could have been replaced with clever shadering what if he made diamond hoes The fireball trick at the very beginning is pretty amazing ohh snap! good luck! That... is not a Core 2 Duo... that's an AMD processor DRM:Tagés Heart Racing, saying "oh fuck, can't believe that worked" then crossed my fingers praying "no ez ult, no ez ult, no ez ult" luckily, I didnt stop to recall and just ran to base, because his ult passed right where I would have stopped Nothing extreme. One pug guy decided he was going to be my dedicated gunner while airbussing from capture point to capture point. Came under heavy fire but always managed to escape. The last time I got attacked, I barely escaped with only a sliver of red health left. I tried to be fancy and do a hot-drop type landing to repair again and I came in too fast and crashed and we both died Good God... What is non-credible about this source? Honestly I thought the interview was very good... Kind of depressing, though, when you think about all those young girls reading books like Twilight.....a guy being emotionally abusive means he likes me! I'll just mope around until we get married! Touche, I definitely should have taken the time to explain it as clearly as you did, thank you for that. I was using the word erode on a really small scale, like layers of tissue, and now I can kinda see the gruesome image it portrayed Buy some thing online and have it shipped **next day air**. I'm 26. .....and then I saw the dogs. really? His tie is psychadelic It's not a duck! Maybe you should add that to your thread description. They are born evil just like wasps and must be eradicated on site without trial or fair judgment Broncos division is easily much worse than ours in terms of many things. I could see the Jets taking second place in that division as it stands holy crap what a difference there is.. it's a total shitstorm under that post (o_o) Gustavo ( That's... not true at all. Why is it that whenever Reddit has a Kentucky post, it's... this? I seem to have completely avoided all of these people. Hell, I'm even gay and people here just think that makes me better Whoa, I wonder who downvoted you so quickly that seemed to take way too much effort I think I am gay. I never say no homo after I do any of the above... Who said anything about spending 10k? This is what I'm thinking to myself. I've always been curious about North Korea, but everything's so secretive there! Also gypsy culture in the American south. My sister's ex-boyfriend's father was offered $7,000 for his son once so they could widen their gene pool. Astounding detail. You could always, you know, shoot down the UAV. Tasty. I wouldn't mind putting some bbbbb barbque sauce on it I'm reading this on my phone, on a shaky bus ride and for some reason read: "are you going to be playing beer pong or anything while your're there?" It's a cult. Wait...illuminati. Jay-Z. Kanye. 666. ( look like some people can't even say thanks for free game but...going out in public. My God Spirit for a hunter? One of the best thing i've ever seen on reddit WOW. Didnt expect such beautiful voice after such humble introduction. On my 16th birthday my history teacher gave me a detention... for not having my planner... Where must i travel to buy one? Am I the only one that doesn't know what the hell this facebook copyright status thing is about? Who are these people talking to who claim to represent Anonymous? The.. lips.. .... I suppose not being a parent, I wasn't thinking in those terms. I did read the whole piece, and he put more emphasis on him looking for more challenges, passing the torch, and letting someone else have a go I don't want to see ANYTHING that has 'Mitch McConnell' and 'discharge' in the same context... what changes? While I was googling Candy Land I found rule 34 of it... Wow.. I gotta learn how to edit video like that I'm not tech savvy and even I can appreciate the stuff he's talking about. be(G.)ar(M.)ca(B.H.)ge ( I have one of those right next to my pool and I never noticed it. is that so? No words Holy crap, I must be a master dota 2 player if that is advanced level skill. You've just boosted my ego. Good day to you, sir. OR... WOMAN?! This would put an end to the Big East So a 10-year-old could survive a 90% burn? I also lied. 'cause I did follow him around and post another much longer one. I feel creepy well shii. Didn't notice that. Its you, Karl, door, and foxxyg-pa that I've seen the most. What was the price so that it sold out so fast? One day I will take a picture of someone else taking a picture I have the same pillowcase. Everyone's saying this is it, but one thing I don't get is that the newest daily sales have 24 hours more left than the flashes and the other dailies... They just gonna let those last 6 go on for a day more without anything else? The part of the pepper you eat, are the underpants Bacon beard for Movember!? Well it was the first day of volleyball practice and there we all were, sitting around in a big circle discussing expectations and such. All of the sudden, I fart really loud and it just reverberates all through the gym. I make a face probably like this HOLY FUCK THAT BRAND ARTWORK HOLY FUCK THAT MORDEKAISER ARTWORK Was this posted already? I haven't seen it. Message after says "H. E. L. L O. jello. now we finish the race. finish the. race" ( so.. the guy doing the cutting wears gloves but the guy doing the squeezing does not? 64-24 Oh wow...I didn't even notice the link said 7, not 4. And there is a picture of What looks like Kareena Kapoor BH can start as early as your 2nd trimester. I started having them at 26 weeks and they've been getting stronger over time. I had my worst bout this morning, and they...were...noticeable! I am only 32 weeks who Oh, *good grief*, yes. The last five digits correspond to 0x10c on a phone pad. I...what? TIL There is a rune combiner Whoa! Profound Oh I see NERO Due to me using a browser app for my android i can't see the main page. It is for this reason, I embarrassingly admit to operating the main part of my time on this sub-reddit under the impression that Goatee was a mod... Sounds amazing. The price, however, can fuck right off. I'm not really sure on the reasons why, what I have heard is they think its more dangerous in a cage than in a ring you a KoL player? never expected to find one here none? Right? A guy at a gas station asked, "How's your day going?", and I just sort of smiled and told him, "Well, I hit a hawk, took it to a rehab, traded it for a loon and now I'm driving to Portland. He kind of just went Froggen's Anivia is definitely on par with Toyz' Ori and Misaya's TF, but they both play more champions better than Froggen does. Not to say that being the third best mid laner in the world is anything to scoff at Wow these guys are playing hardball now. I mean dafuq yo? My mom has a fake penis too For different color panties I came to say DO NOT get the Diaper Genie! That thing was a waste! Oh, and the horrid poo-sausage chain you unearthed when you had to empty it. I've been thinking of moving back in with my parents. Never thought I'd be doing THAT But she did state that she was the owner. In the first sentence This is one of my worst nightmares mym isnt bad are they? This kid went beast mode Mine shares a name with a murderer... Well, this has been .. you know .. not fun, but at least it was a thing. You stopped having any kind of rational conversation with me after the first reply and refuse to start back up, so I'm done. Take heart knowing that you are right and won, though. Freaks me out when Facebook suggests friends of people who I have actually met/interacted with in the past, but have no mutual friends with. I haven't imported my contacts Yes, and I love how the thread where people agreed it was fixed match suddenly dissapeared He memorized *ALL* of it? Me? Make a texture pack? Oh glob no. I get confused trying to add PRE MADE texture packs to minecraft... You have the flag on your schools? LOL That would be amazing Ofher mold? And now you'll have to play with him all the time. Break fuckin chairs with a ratchet I didn't give you the Reddit gold, to my knowledge... you might think that, but he has a girlfriend. I didn't even know that Lilly was in the bracket. When did this happen, and how did I not know? I thought Viagra keeps you up. I clicked on this link expecting cute, little puppies and all I got was big, voluptuous tits. Dammit! Why does this keep happening!? WOW. How did you do it brah ? You so intelligent!! I'm scared to have $2 bills now Holy crap. In real life I share a name with a convicted kidnapper. And I have a pretty unique name. 60 bucks for this? Why do i feel like you guys are all connected to this product somehow dat gap That's not all you can see I honestly got confused more by the fact that you have xp gains... Haven't seen that in over a year, forgot it existed. I know D: I do not like things suddenly coming at my face If I was you, I'd just drive to the clinic first :P I was gunna say "go hard or go home" but I'm pretty sure that's where you'll be watching it What happened to her legs? What, skulls are in Halo 1 now? It's... it's inside out Your question deflects from the issue under discussion. Why don't you want to address the issue of the unceasing theft of Palestinian land? not on my overlay Those biceps It's easy, each zergling spawns one broodling. It would be fair since Fungal on zergling can only be used in ZvZ (no shit sherlock Why not? Mine too, its odd I was going to say, you look like Mad Moxxi Why do you say it's fake? Have you been in the Olympics?! except everyone would end up making $100 an hour if everyone kept going 10% above Awesome, thanks for the info. Side note: Holy fuck those Kamisori blades are expensive Are u telling me that there are people living out side of America ? I'd shake your hand to congratulate you...But..... You smashed a fly with your hand.... Throw earth then suddenly the whole screen shakes They never put that in the movie..:( or did they Yup, Every time you enter a wormhole, there's a scan ship sitting about 20k away that watches you. They will never talk to you, but they know everything about you I think I just became enlightened! I had no idea there were so many SLO redditors Oh, seriously? I would love a link. It's not just the tip There is more than one? China Glaze is my most favorite brand, by far. I have close to 100 China Glazes. Excellent... what are they for? OH JESUS That was... fascinating. You should be able to do mp10 if that' unbuffed OMG!$%^&*(*&^%$#$%^&*&^$#!!! I'll be at Yogi's as well, actually... Ohhh my god, seriously a turn on. That's so freaking HOT. Says like 6 weeks now... Fuckfuckfuckkkk. Those veins. I never noticed that. No wifi/internet either I was not effected by this and was ranked 500 in the world now I am 200 Aren't jewish restaurants open on Christmas? And even more already are. I can't wait until next week. You look kinda like Brad Pitt. Was Myr Battlesphere really the best artifact to cheat out back then? ...Have *you* smelled a shaved bear's fart? Yea... Your opinion is weird... Oh, dear god...How does this even happen to people. I'd be able to handle a deformity of some other type...but please, for the love of all that is sacred, NOT my face yaaay for grannies! I honestly don't know how much diapers are because my MIL always buy them for us Mmm. And what would you WANT me to do with you!? I like the part where he (Wiedeking) fails miserably and gets rewarded millions. I had no problem with OP's photo until I clicked on your link. Can someone please make this into a wallpaper george michael? wow you really made an effort there my friends and I gave that to a friend on his 21st to get him to throw up and he said it tasted good All is fair in reddit? Whoa what Did he gain 33 gold from Rengar? I just imagined going into an ice bath after a cold run The third looks into my soul. THIS CANT BE REAL I know right...who needs the lottery with a decent paying job! what would happen if the enemy had 0% cdr to begin with? Would it put them at -15% and would it increase their base cooldowns? Look at the reflection.. Stop being so paranoid. What is a false tumor and how is it different from a true one? All I know about fraternities is that some kid at my school died during initiation I fall more in love with every video. I wish I could spend that much time in the air without eight enemy fighters and a half dozen AA batteries all focused on me. that's genius dat background ask him how people go on T-breaks with no problem How is this flagged , she is fully dressed Im an idiot so the point of the mixup socialy awkward penguin is to say hes lucky with his gramer someone explain Now I'm interested in the sort of candy that would come out of a feminist piñata... Could it be that there are people watching it that *aren't* you? Overly attached girlfriend wouldn't ask. .... Yes. Yes i am. Why was he banned? you have great skin Jaiqwain Jarrett. Drafted in the 2nd round two years ago, already out of the league The deep intensity in Nicolas Cage's eyes is even more instilling when ya view this up close in person and they use it to assert their dominant position in their pride....I dare you to figure out how it's used to do this! The URL is 7wCat. Sick unit in TvT and TvZ, but I'm waiting for the Hellbat form in HotS for it to have any practical use in TvP. Speaking of the Hellbat, I think that's a silly name for it. Why call it something different when transformed? The Viking does not do this when it changes between assault and fighter mode. Anyone else notice the damage type breakdown on the turret popup? Have they mentioned those before? Do we have them now and I'm just a moron? only 2 same actors Oh my god, a DLC starring RANDY PITCHFORD'S EVIL TWIN BROTHER no way! I'd never wouldv'e thought! The great one Seriously, why on earth did they price Pokedex 3D Pro at $15 That cat reminds me of a human baby. She is incredibly lucky she didn't break her shins was? karma ist nutzlos?! TIL I'm a hippo. .................. For the most part I agree with the list despite the fact that Lampard and Gerrard are on there So... my Jenner D is now MORE awesome?! she's my sister's doppelganger! Nope, no bikes anywhere near that Fusionopolis thing... walked basically around the place, also asked at their reception counter. Got there via MRT... had to leave via MRT too... Yeah, I've never seen the "words of encouragement" either. upvote for meet & greet You learn linguistics in the army? What good is it to the army if you can write a thesis on grammar or analyze case structure Halo meets Killzone? I came to comment....but I'm left speechless Wow, don't fuck with that guy aw. You're awesome Doc looks insane! I saw it on Google when looking for Fresh Prince of Bel Air pictures. I was like People still play that game? My mom says that after her first baby she has been unable to sleep for more than two hours *for her entire life since.* I'm terrified this will be me, since my sleep started to be disrupted a couple weeks ago... where are you from? That can't be true... Can it?? Can you imagine all the Stoops brothers coaching one team. At first I though you made glass block walls Audis and BMWs are "standard family cars"? Is it weird that subconsciously I thought Karthus or Orianna would be on the top of the ban list, and Karthus wasn't even on the list at all? Unreal Also precisely the speed of putting in a child The car starts when you buckle your seat belt My husband is older than her... Looks like a Chris Crocker wannabe Do I want to know? Are you trying to teach me a life lesson over the quality of a cod thread? Da fuck? Why.. do we need a 13th month? Ah, I see. Understood. Does seem a bit much Nope, he is just pretty bad blitz. He have lvl 30 but... he went to Turkish server My ovaries just exploded What the hell is with the upward toenails? Because Ridley Scott did such a great job with Prometheus, right? got some pictures of your work? I saw you posted one link from a piece in 2010, anything else? im intrigued Youre already 8th... i've heard of people saying that when a baby is born this way they have the ability to "see" things Glad to hear you're doing alright! And holy cow thats a lot Halo 3 came out 5 years ago..... i just learned that was him too Not sure if Taiga is pregnant in this picture, though judging from their positions and facial expressions it is most likely...... There's a girl called Jessica Richardson who goes to my school... they have such obnoxious laughs. wait did you put 'Lol' in the title? So beautiful! Haha I'm friends with this guy on FB and he's all like click....click......click.... It's like grumpy cat got possessed by a demon... soldiers : heroes of world war II for witcher 2 Why do people like this keep having sex? .50 at 50? There certainly is a spectacle to the actual stadium, field, and scoreboard and stuff, but what really makes it is a big loud crowd. Make sure you're going with someone who knows what's going on otherwise the game could very quickly go over year head. There's a lot of strange minor important things (like pass interference penalties. How do you defend against a passing game if pass interference is a call My sister's friend did that when my sister was using the toilet Now I'm curious to see how that would turn out Jesus, this thing is better than an RPG. I was expecting a disable, not an insta-kill. Anyone else think it looks ridiculous how it insta-kills like that? The projectile size difference between an explosive bolt and an RPG round is pretty big... and yet they have the same effect. My god, that came out of nowhere. For a sec I thought it was just Takeru's hallucination or something, then What the hell? I don't recall this happening Kind of weird that she has teeth now Why can't you play? that's not that woman's hand. ... Noted Hermitcrafter Biffa discusses the Mindcrack panel. He noticed a few (( Uhhh... yes? I feel like I'm missing an inside joke here. Or are you annoyed with me for stating my opinion? oh gawd, dont make me brush Well, in that case. My milk comes from a BULL I also have no idea how you're doing the mic thing. I tweaked out, I was like "The fuck happened to my music?!" And then I realized it was you. It means the name is already in use. And here is my thing...if it can say error code 28 then it can say Name already in use...this is a SIMPLE thing to impalement but I'm afraid they might try to charge us to have real working error messages Instant ladyboner. you got 100% on that game So combine both version and now no gay men are having gay sex you sir are really persistent I've always been faithful to the girls I date. My exgirlfriend started smacking me one morning, mad that she had a dream about me cheating on her. We had to have sex to "make up for it". I was quite happy, yet confused. I think some people feel hurt by the presumption about their character, which can be important to them for one reason or another, perhaps having suffered some form of psychological abuse. To them, Merry Xmas might sound like, "Let's be Christian", so they feel the need to put a foot down and make a statement. We all have moments when a straw breaks our backs. Happy Holidays avoids this, as it's an umbrella term which shouldn't be offensive to Christians (but apparently is Wait ... he's converting x86 opcodes to ARM, intercepting and translating win API calls ... That's crazy work You would date a person you don't find attractive ? Stage 5 so you actually didn't see them using skype during the finals... I do.. I'm Korean. Don't feel bad I'm in Orlando Ok, this game looks seriously awesome... The world's only albino jellyfish? Or you're a deranged maniac who likes to keep your victims' severed heads in a box. Or maybe...it's an embarrassing snapshot of me at the Christmas party? So you mean my two year old is going to get worse? dear god no I wasn't technically IN the interview, but in the waiting room before my JET interview (being sent to Japan to teach English) one girl was dressed in jeans and a tshirt and wouldn't stop complaining to the former JET volunteers about how she would NEVER commit to taking out her earrings and how she couldn't live without her cats and wanted to take them to Japan with her. That would take me like a week to finish. That's what I was thinking. I wish that's all I spent on average. That wasn't much of a battle Beautiful grips you got there sexy. I...I can't see Pause's legs. wut in the... The link won't work for me, damnit. I need to see queen LaBeefa At the rate it's going, the entire upper class of Quebec will be under corruption accusations before Valentine's Day. This has nothing to do with baseball. You honestly look like someone i know.... What's the store? It's like a home goods store, they usually sell towels, sheets, kitchen appliances, some sell stuff like bath soap and cosmetics. The most impressive thing I saw was a whole * categorized* although slightly ransacked display of Orly minis, which I've personally never seen before. On Dec. 21, 2012, I am getting on a plane and flying to the Yucatan. I only just now realized the significance of this. Seriously. I travel there all the time. Just realized the date. shit just got real >Cortez Graduate. I wonder if we could have noticed a difference in the economy from our present situation if all the money from a 10+ year war had been spent domestically. no makeup btw Greentext on reddit? OH'm JEEZUS I think you're sorta right if that is what I think it should be This is one of my favorite radio stations in Atlanta. Dear god. I thought my boyfriend made up that word/action. I had no idea other people knew what a blumpkin was. I see it too... Agreed. This was one of those shows that I was watching as a kid and went, "Wow, this should be really disturbing...but it isn't... near perfection...if the panties were off it would be auto-ejac worthy...no hands for you I ask "allergies? California sells brass knuckle stuff like this every where... Where the hell do you live where someone actually got *arrested*? OMG thats so mean, cats need the claws! When they're declawed the cut the fingers at the first knuckle... OUCH! Imagine having the tip of your fingers cut off!! Never went Well that was abrupt I think you can just build a whole new computer for around 400$ after ditching everything except the video card(possibly the case as well) This reminded me of the Prince's expression in Prince of Persia: Sands of Time. He looked so angry whenever he drank water it looked like he was drinking piss or something. Said exactly that when I saw there are numbers behind zippers. gross! Yep, I got oddone's mastry pages once That would be amazing My first impression is that you look remarkably like several people I know, all Photoshopped together. I'm afraid I can't get past that for analysis, yet. Right. I haven't seen my natural color for many years, but it used to be a light ginger color at first i was like "dab" for the cheater stone (car) but then I was like But nobody is asking WHY he's smiling. Ween fan for 30 years and never heard beacon light? Yeah totally forgot about that, also what about the Leviathan? Where did that peanut butter come from??? incests? As an American living and homebrewing in Korea, it's hard to find affordable ingredients, nevermind quality brews. The big companies definitely have all the rules on their side. You can get many malts here through wyermann, but pale malt currently goes for about $5/pound. no fucking way. I need this pattern >You would date a person you don't find attractive ? I can vouch for this. Just stay away from the dreaded "Hidden Wiki" I feel like you should be advertising in a local subreddit. To me and probably most everybody else this is just spam Why in the hell would you want a 119k dollar car to begin with? All they do is depreciate After reading more of this thread, I also realized that the thing with the pain associated with losing your virginity is a myth. Dayyyuuumm! If only there were guys like you around here Ill be They probably won't get Uncle Phil from "Fresh Prince" to voice him this time around Why in the hell would you want a 20k dollar car to begin with? All they do is depreciate What does that have to do with the simple fact of being a "dude"? I could be bi and hate the fact that he's a slow, ugly motherfucker. Also...his cock has two colors...it's very odd Is this how Mario gets 1-ups from Yoshi at the end of 64? never got a message or anything Read that as Chinese food binding. Still not surprised by the pic... I read your comment COMPLETELY out of context and my face was like How do you get this, Flair? So you can buy it back later? Was that the sole reason you put down a couple hundred bucks on the system So this is what the internet looks like in physical form. *Imagines if the US ever did that* oooooooo so desu ne???! Intriguing. Do 194-196 do anything? Hi Uhm , you look like you're gonna flinch omg I want that one so bad! WTF Dear god, Rikka and Mato could pass as sisters! How do you, Annie and Kyle always end up right next to each other in every thread I've read today? o_O O_o You actually want more out of this bundle? J'Adore? Does that mean I love you? I just thought I'd give posting this here a try as I feel there really is a lack of machinima-ish stuff going around in the community at the moment! So many NSFW's Listening to NOFX right now actually no bullshit Heh we had a No talk kind of game in our family as well. But it was called "The King of Silence", basically whoever talked first would lose and we'd all sit quietly for a while. I think at one point there was a similar game in our school as well. Never realized the real meaning of this game until now I did the exact same thing * holy fuck This would be so awesome. Dat crowd Haha! Thanks! I need that! It's so hard, not reading all the posts here his house has its own fast food restaurant? omg .......wtf did I just see How am I able to see it then ( talk about a late reply I bought coconut shampoo. Was later told I smelled like movie theater popcorn I'm her grandmother? 21000 upvotes isn't the 1.2 like $1600? Wow, I couldnt think of a better place to grow... More that 2000mm of rain every year It's glorious... WOW. this 4 min dragon from iceland I beg your pardon? That looks awesome but how do you know she was wearing blush Change weapon type? Alfalfa's name irl is Bug. TPA got Ori and Rengar enfield isn''t a shit weapon Wow, I tried to take it three seconds after you post this, but was taken Didn't expect that from Santa What happens when he falls off?? Why are the stars at different depths? Ooooohhhh, please to let me know too. Haven't even heard of that one. Pitocin's the only one I know, and that stuff scares me Why on earth are you getting downvoted? Dat wiggle not really You couldn't have posted in the existing post? That score This happens to me when I go back to my home town after having not lived there for 7 years and only visiting maybe two times a year. I know the person, but for the life of me can't remember their name. I feel like an ass. Especially when they remember my name. Christian/Conservative homeschooled here. I think you've got a weird opinion of my faith. Can plastic be formed through natural processes? It sounds almost as if they are taking this to the conclusion that there might have once been sentient life on Mars. The rainbow sweater vest reminds me of animal crossing. There's another theory out there that for Tig's "I got this" moment is him killing himself... boooooobs This announcer is a little intense. "Now is the time for the Falcons to drive a dagger into the throat of the enemy." He can still just stand besides her and rub his swippi jippy on hers shoulder.. that cap is terrifying Did you sleep in that bed? I keep flipping the pics back and forth and I can't see any difference wow Oh wow that's amazing, did they go away just as quik or r they still there, it's kinda freaky For real? The people who run the whole "Humblebundle" thing is a small indie company that has had a lot of success in the past of getting a lot of cash in a short amount of time by simply letting people buy their shit for whatever price they wanted. they have raked in *millions*. (Oddly enough, I hang out on their site a lot Wouldnt they need the web adresses to block child pornography? Are you the Gatekeeper? That reminds me i gotta dust off my old NES....oh whaaa there's a boy in that pic ( Dude, you're not slow. I didn't even know they were Italian. No woman I know can grow leg hair like that Are those twins? ( Man, Skarner with tank treads.... Oh My! How long did it take you to make this? TL;DR A cat gave birth to me Great news, but I'm oddly drawn to edit 2. ( That was indeed pretty impressive. But the whole time I couldn't help but wonder why the enemy team had Xerath, Fizz, and Ziggs. Oh God it's.. it's infinite So your saying it looks like a dick ...They're hilarious and normal I didn't Good on you. When I ask guys for computer help, I usually get a circlejerk of technical jargon and why some guy's built-by-hand computer with such and such specs is better than what I own... You gave birth to kittens?! It's been a year already? Wow, they even made the noises. I think the commercial's pretty damn good and I hope you win. But judging by the comments maybe I'm just easily pleased wtf is PE exercises ? I'm from the UK, in a biology lesson we had a teacher tell our class there was no physical way for a woman to rape a man because, she said, having an erection = consent Honestly? I haven't experienced any of these And he has tapped him several times. Dude, i was in Austria, and they even tip the Selling lady in supermarket And why your not getting into it since you already used history to justify muslims owning the land? What happened to that female ur crushing on Wow, thanks for the answer. I didn't expect that they would eat them Having seen at least some British episodes, I'm not surprised. Most of these places are so far in debt there is almost no hope of getting out. They often have issues of staff not communicating or working well together. Many have awful kitchens that they shouldn't be serving food out of anyway. And a few just have bad chefs who experiment a little too much. (Like panko prawns in sweet mole sauce Well lets see here... Hum, Tom and Jerry... Tron Uprising... BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES?! It's a really nice bowl, so please, for marleys sake, clean it wait- this shit is actually happening?! Those are fantastic How does he weight-shift? They wont I don't think that my information was going to hurt anyone. Is it all huskies? Mine thinks he's a freaking rabbit/kangaroo. Doesn't jump like a normal dog he bounces around and he always has that fucked up smirk on his smug little face as if he's going to eat the next squirrel he sees I had to work out what he'll was going on for a moment. I though it was two TVs on top of each other. One showing basketball and one showing Xmas lights on wood framing. Was this a co-op? The music is pretty good actually This pretty much echoes my thoughts on mid lane right now. Glad to see that people are seeing the same things I am. Thought I was going crazy. some guys go 9/21/0 on him Twitter is blocked where I work - Can I use that too Wow. The more you know. Who the hell told you women were too classy to watch porn?! Why is everyone making this face lately Tibbers was called Infernal Guardian and Annie had AP/level base stats? I could've sworn I died Wow. That's what OJ said about Nicole's vagina... Why were you on r/niggers? How did you take this photo OP? PulseFire ez has a respawn animation Is it a bad idea to indiscriminately post this to the white house and UN webpages and most major news media outlets along with an angry "FUCKING DO SOMETHING" note? I couldn't flush the toilet at night or wash my hands for like 6 months after watching that when I was 10. this baby is even slower than a real-life calculator dat girl Same happen with my mp7. Dogs. Fucking dogs. I think it's totally rational; they have big fucking teeth. But everyone thinks they're cute holy shit. I knew about the file browser but never knew about this Thats an excellent counterpoint - and Id wrack myself with guilt over who to give to, who not to give to, which charity is more worthy, etc. No time? No shit. Can't wait for legalization so I can ask what type it is without getting Oh right. duh. Also, seems strong Are you using... AIM? I thought in the first line you were talking about me for a moment and was very confused as to how you knew both of our life circumstances. Hi, I'm Chucky, want to play? HOW ARE YOU AVE is closed still, I dont think they ever opened I came to say that, but after viewing the picture I figured everyone would think I was talking about them being hung. I just don't think you should dress up your animals. would be nice if they met later, ye. also if he gets over him he has to play DRG, Vortix or Scarlett next I'm just picturing myself plummeting toward a jagged mountainside because the wind didn't take me where I wanted to go. . . I thank you for the detailed reply. Although now I'm passively wondering what lack of signal looks like to other animals, out of curiosity The chick on the left could crush a freaking watermelon with those thighs we have grenadelaunchers in the game? Why is the bassist doing fat bass octaves if he's using a pick? At that point he should just be slapping, it sounds atrocious eerie. my grandfather just told me this is the song he wants played at his funeral on Thanksgiving. What you didn't realise, is that she was in the back seat with a face like " tell me all about how mutas dominate the metagame right now, OH WAIT, NO ONE ACTUALLY USES THEM ENYMORE SINCE 2011 I have lived most of my life in the Middle East as a foreigner. Has serving Iraq for a number of years changed any stereotypes/misconceptions/crap that the American media may have had you believe before you got a chance to serve there? I'm asking because I seem to be at odds with many Americans who haven't spent time here. For some reason when I tell them that most of Arab men are normal people, I'm met with What's this from? Is that Malta? That was odd. I read the first 2 paragraphs and thought I was about to see my first negative score, then skipped down to the 9/10... oh the sense of humour definitely helps, but... those boobs, that body So you are saying, play games outside the comfort of my lovely apartment? Southerners aren't a race... ( So pretty! You're cleaning lady only comes once a month? I never even noticed there being two sounds Yup I'm new to gamedev so I'm just gonna say thanks and I fapped to this What's wrong with OCN i bet you pushed it with dry hands too... It bugs me that Gold is the final color. I mean, who the Hell wants to run around with a blinged out gun that draws attention to them? Look. At. My. Name. How much do names like that go for Now who's making a purely semantic argument? Sigh. You know, while I'm not a fan of Twilight, I fail to see where this ever consuming hatred of it comes from. So what, it's not your style As a Texan, I find this logic to be quite insane if only the the 3 was a 4 n the for a 2... By stopping the attacks? ooooo... harsh... so sorry for you... T-thank you.. HL2 was released on November 16, 2004. Mine are usually horribly dark. Once I had to do a c section on a woman in the middle of the woods with a fork. Turns out the baby was a fully grown man. He stood up. Bare ass naked. Soaked in blood. Calling me mommy. How much did it hurt? lol Was a lot of it just cuts or was there a lot of actual skin removal? And did you say that it's still not 100% healed even after 4 years? He said that? What the hell it's 1am CET,yet Fnatic vs TPA already 32min into the game Make her eyes gray... to make her *less* dull... What the... I swear when I saw the first reply, it was written by Owl9. I think I played the multiplayer when it was already fading away, but there were still a number of godlike unbeatable players, a few "guilds" for people to join. Also single saber red style op. My mouth actually watered a bit at first sight of this picture. Kurtwood Smith WAS the bad guy! You know my comment above was made almost a month ago!? You'd be surprised how many men marry for appearance rather for brains. Same goes for women. Maybe i'm just normal I didn't buy the game tbqh, so I didn't purchase it for anything. I haven't played the multiplayer for the third one though, so I imagine the multiplayer aspect would be improved. The first gears game already had top notch multiplayer maps though, the third games must be seriously flawless then You actually did that? I'd love if it was in my mouth, too.. I third op's request, Im not a noob but I didnt get the chance to play for a while(before major patches) so I have no clue how to play anymore I'd wrestle you.. I can throw playing cards at people and make them bleed lol yea I don't think raccoons can be red I'm currently in 10th grade world history When I read this comment, my comment karma total was 1,343 I haven't really ever had a good dream. Most of mine are about mass shootings and injuries. We apparently just worked out 5 DBs today..almost all of them were 6'2" I'm kind of surprised Papua New Guinea doesn't recognize Israel Yessss, although, server issues it seems I was the mumu in that That has 32GB? Maybe she wants you all to herself. boyfriend? What's your problem? Just realized whatever angle you look at this pic he's always watching Then wait until the next sales? This was making me gag just from watching Pain Olympics.... but I've heard about it.. I used to think Jarvan was the most useless champion in the game... Then I played him Really? That's what happens when you try to trust them. /Someone/ suggested that I give the squirrels around my apartment complex almonds and try to be cozy with them. I took the suggestion, and tossed an almond to one of them. It ran up, grabbed it, ate it, and then came in closer for another one. I took a step back, and threw it another almond. This continued until I ran out of almonds (I was only carrying about 5-6), and then the fucker chased me all the way back to my door and almost got inside. Ah, um, is she in pain? No joke.. roll of shame? Wait people still write in cursive? In reference to what exactly? i need to see this being used against a regular team We have to pay for you to study us Those are amazing Well, there's nothing wrong with threesome, but when people are drunk as fuck it isn't so beautiful... YES Slender? iTunes has an editor? Pro tip: Do NOT google image search "human chimerism." Does NOT produce photos of stripey people. EDIT: AdLib!!!!! Blinks I thought she looked better with the short hair Can someone explain how that happened I swear I thought about posting this exact same thing last night, title and all Congradulations? \ what if that's happening to us? I dunno where you can go to teach English without a high school diploma though That counts as drinking bro. How is that even possible? You ARE sexy. Trust me. A woman knows about these things. I skim-read that and it got very weird very quickly Are there even 40mm launchers in the game? Don't forget that he can stare into your soul It's stealing your money Ashe is in top three! Woot! I had no idea. Cats...cats have a clitoris? You're not allowed to check compressed gases? "all the crab" I think you're taking this a little too personally dude...you don't even know these people and you're having a pretty big blowout....just realize you have no connection to these people even though you're a fan...so don't go killin anyone when they don't sign an autograph \_( looks at all the crests on this page. watch it this was 4 days ago Uhm.... happy cake day? ... kept reading Reddit. that Enderman is bout to fuck your day up who plays him without smartcast? Was it 2 years ago? I remember last November I joined fitness in a 90 day weight loss challenge The second book could literally not exist and the overall story wouldn't be impacted other than having to introduce Jacob again. Hot chick i was about to get laid with had a penis I can see people keep writing in German and i noticed many are writing things like " Do you have dota 2 key for me" "can i have don't starve" ...should i write something as well? Yea I came here to comment I heard its gonna be some kind of big party, but in niagra falls. Never heard anything of it being Canceled so dont know about the Miami... Maybe has a twin.. Woah. Everything has been deleted. The story and ALL the comments. Not just alebel's... This is really scaring me guys. whats wrong with it? Day 5 - Food ran out, resorted to eating the number keys. The bunnies are still nuzzling... super cute Oh god now I feel pretty stupid ∑( Decided to jerk off one day and NO SEMEN WAS EJACULATED. This. When I came out, my *parents were like: Mmh. I have tagged you as "will eat both socks if CLG.na wins S3" ... let's make THIS a party How old exactly? Wait, what? That looks like the candy king in wreck it ralph I just have to say that I love your username. And have you ever thought, maybe your computer heats up when it watches you watch gay porn... I forgot about my cake day For the first time ever, this " well technically one of these genetic diseases is poor eyesight.... back in the day if you were near-sighted you would probably been mauled by a wild boar or something so yes, it already has begun Your lanes Nice video, but now I wanna see the conclusion of the asian martial arts guy in the dojo! My last post was the Store 17 hours ago? What i thought it was a ship shipping shipping ships You never know, one of my friends turned out to be bisexual after knowing him for 4 years Where do you even keep her? Haha based on the question asked by OP I guess he was too so it makes sense that the question asked was specifically referring to the US LOL XD ** Was that a man or a woman? Dat username Are these your videos? If so, how did you get the hood down? Really really, first time I saw it. Literally made a What the hell is sasuke uchiha doing in there at 5:50??? that is ridiculously way too large of a screen Eva Green looks like Skrillex. Can not unsee Would've enjoyed it much more if he hadn't taunted as much. Still very impressive stuff there Car pedofile!!! 100% Korean. Lots of people think I'm Chinese though dat asshole is watching me... woah guy Didn't you say in another thread that you only joined like 3 weeks ago and you already have enigma and infinity Why the fuck would you declaw a cat? Not sure if troll or genuine She's from my uni African wild dog? Holy shit This article isn't helping us fly under the radar..we must petition them to take it down Halo 2 because it's the first game I played that wasn't a flash game ( I know, I know I'm late) Probably had at least 400 hours on it... And I still didn't beat it on legendary yet That's kind of vague....but first thing that pops into my head was a guy who seemed totally normal for the first 6 months or so....then one day he gets all conspiracy theory on me and talks about how the government has set up a new world order, that our money is just a talisman to distract us from what we really need. I'm thinking he's speaking metaphorically, but upon further inquiry: no, he thinks our currency has a voodoo spell cast on it. Same thing happened to me just now, except I'm a girl :P also my boyfriend always takes forever to answer his phone -_- which is scary when I send him nudes because he has an 8 year old sister One game already ended This dogs eyes are really creepy We're playing the Diablo 3 Drinking Game Live! Come watch as our runs gets more and more blurry. Why does it seem that everyone on this subreddit doesn't like the show they're watching? What does that even mean? hey I got an idea, why dont you answer my questions, then we can figure out what to do There are more faces than just that one! Repost? I just made it today How the fuck can a state lean "too far" to the left? That's a good idea. I guess I'm a giant ditz because I haven't thought of that yet I really like them both, but what was wrong with the original? *DARLING*. **STOP IT**. That is my favorite pet name.. You can't figure out how to work a keygen? Double click the exe and then click generate yeah lol, he called him out on hacking because he wasn't sure. There wasn't a ban on spot, not sure how this is an abuse of power I didn't think you were hitting on me Lol no it was just a cop Halloween costume Was a pretty good effort, but I think for all the wrong reasons Shudder. I mean, Vernon and Petunia were always telling Harry his parents died in a car crash...*Maybe this is what actually happened and the whole 7-book series was just an elaborate dream/coma sequence imagined by Harry.* Yeah, She has...I explained her and my therapist was like WINK O_O --- >_O --- FOR THE RECORD GUYS, DO NOT CLICK THE _P_ maybe she's like 15 years old What the heck does rennet have to do with ice cream? I strike fear into the hearts of men with a single glance. Maybe that's why I can't get a man? What. The. Actual. Bloody. FUCK. My aunt's Schizophrenic and it is slightly hereditary or so is believed. I'm in my early 20s...so the time is now. I read that as My girlfriend is husky Biggie doesn't sing California !@#$ did the same thing last week and i think my hands still smell but what if OP wasn't in the USA Didn't the game officially launch on November 20th? what do you even do to get that amount of gold? Bread is savoury? Seeing this at a [6] Wait I am 6'5" so if I was in that Army I would be a Giant of Giants? Wow, Barry looks like he's been kidnapped did the seller mean to send that??? A new one? I did say something to her about her drinking on facebook resulting in her deactivating her facebook. I haven't spoke to her since and I have no idea what to do? and Normally when she does do this im such a horrible person I normally do say yea I know I am. She is usually like Who is this? i feel the same way. It's funny how people are claiming he still does high damage this way. I would cuddle you *SO* vigorously. Wow, did you really write 15 comments one after the other on his video?! Man, you're scary... what about the facemasks Last night I was thinking...what if someone made a major motion picture about James Holmes. Would anyone go see it? Holy crap, that pig is creepy gorgeous my dad still lectures me for two hours about what I do wrong. [](/pinkiefear) craisins also go well in salads like this one H-how do you even pronounce that? Prepare...your anus Well it's obvious that there are assholes in every country around the world. (Also then that stereotype about fat shirtless deutscher IS more or less true Fable 3 disappointed me greatly, but I actually liked how Fable 2 ended. I'm actually happy there was no typical boss fight, and that you could just take him out with a shot, or wait for one of the other characters to do it. Your quote doesn't really sum up what happened... Rekkles missing 3 ultis in a row Is this my ex? but i didn't say a word I don't even know what to say to this Damn dude, that doesn't sound like safety precautions aren't in place in 10 years, he'll be the ONLY player in League B movies lied to me? If there's a replay clause, I wonder what other things are written into the Game Grumps official charter I think my ladyboner is starting to show.. For somebody posting in shittyaskscience, you took that comment remarkably seriously By clean you mean set on fire right? What the fck.. how did you get my pics THANK YOU. Coming from someone who's Greek Orthodox, it drives me NUTS when some of these fundies spout this ignorant nonsense. I'm holding my balls right now. knowing moffat, it's probably foreshadowing I love whiskey Did anything out of the ordinary happen in the second game of TA vs M5? I'm looking at the lolking stats and it shows that M5 only joined with 4 people... Holy shit me too... That means i was 5, and we also got emerald and ruby a few months before it came out...so i played it at like 4. I suppose that depends on what the episode is Holy crap the first person at age 23 looked a lot Ted Mosby Where did they mention France You mean kinda like those pigs that sniff out truffles? So beautiful... Oh my god. I remember Christmas 2000 almost completly and have no memories for this. And we did watch television a lot. Mainly for fairy tales they kept airing every Christmas. How the hell did you finish 100% in just 50 hours ? GoW Saga was $15 just recently Husband and I currently have three different breeds: a Californian, a dwarf, and a half French lop. Our dwarf is a little bitch 95% of the time, our Cali loves lovings but on her terms (can't pick her up and just snuggle with her. She's afraid of heights This wasnt a trade, it was a tactical nuke. Eyes are beyond freaky I have no idea why anyone that actually knows what they're talking about would assume that using gear means you'll develop huge muscles. To CUT a long story short. It's not me in the video There's an /r/gundamwing? ...for street photography I mean.. sometimes I don't wear a helmet when I'm just casually going down some easy runs, but seriously.. this guy needs a helmet Yeah and we can complain that the white noise the young whipper snappers are listening to isn't even real music. Instead Korn or something will be on the golden oldies station...... That video was absolutely terrifying... the other wrestler was like "Oh, you don't have any arms or legs, I guess I'll take it easy on yAAAAAAAAA GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME AAAAAAAAAAA." I never thought it was possible for a guy with stumps for legs to strut like he'd break a motherfucker's neck until now Wow, i know this place… spoken about on the internet DAT TURNAROUND holy crap. how did you handle being a prostitute at 14 I can pop my neck repeatedly. I wonder what I'm actually doing to it... I think this is my nephew Did Hannah's dad set Dexter up? I don't feel like it's that I don't know how to deal with life; for some people, that is an added layer of complexity that they don't know how to handle their situation. I had/have a great life and so it's not that I even have anything to deal with. I just always felt like offing myself Mysterious meat... My god, she's beautiful Yaaaay congrats!!! Maybe this'll motivate me to get my butt moving R/animalporn Why on earth would you randomly take jumpers off your motherboard? Um, what? How heavy is it after let-off? marry me TIL noses grow your whole life? Some of those people look like they've seen their own graves gaping open beneath them. Why wouldn't you? New episode isn't until Feb This bird counts as a threat in a school zone Spare tire. Great.... "pre-roll ads" - so everyone who does this for a living ever? There are stickied topics to the right in the sidebar... I'll just say perhaps. Its possible that I have developed an allergy to it, but it would be a completely new thing, and seems unlikely. However, I did stop drinking for 30 days a month ago and that is probably a factor with my tolerance level. I forgot about that. Thank you for questioning me, drunk cyclist, sir Man. How could you need drugs if you had a vag like that? I regret nothing! he was being sarcastic So do I A ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA really funny.... This recognition of malleability is respectable and is attune with the reality of the evolution of relationships, so I am glad you feel this way about your relationships :). I can't quite pin point it, but I still feel funny about using the terms primary and secondary even under these circumstances. Perhaps I take issue with labeling people in general in terms of their relationship status to them. In that, they are 'my this' or 'my that.' I do not feel wrong with saying that I am closer with person X, but defining that closeness as 'my that' feels like.. possessiveness. At best though it is less of a mouthful in explaining to others how you relate with that person, but not that much less of a mouthful to justify the term I don't think. I feel like that isn't the full reasoning for my problems with it, but it doesn't seem like it encourage malleability to its fullest extent. It seems like it creates more definitive phases for what a person's connection is, whereas if it is never defined it never has a consistent state /phase. This is this starting to remind me of quantum physics Wow. Paranormal Activity much? Careful she doesn't get influenced by Toby. When I was little I used to point at the ceiling, laugh -in a creepy child way- and say "Dibalad" ...My parents were so freaked out. And when they always asked where the Dibalad was I said "In the other room." and my goal is to be a billionaire Cyanide makes me proud to be finnish! Woke up a moment ago (watched all the games at night) an it is almost 3pm in here.. A very small marine My ex-girlfriend's mum's wifi wasn't secured, and one day she was wondering why it was slow. I had a look and it turned out there were 3 Nintendo Wiis, 7 laptops and 5 phones connected to it Why do you have CD-Drives? > I have no idea why anyone that actually knows what they're talking about would assume that's what gear would produce after 4+ years of training No, after the user and posts were (I guess) deleted by the site's admin I kind of let go of it. Ater all, I was only fifteen and didn't really know how to handle a situation like that, plus my parents never seemed TOO concerned about it. I assumed that once the post was gone I'd be okay. 1. You posting an image? I would pay an obscene amount of money if you would make me a set of these. Aw, forgot to indicate. Just as a slight side thing - mouths agape, tongues out? Sometimes, it's just because we are smashed and pulling a silly face! I'm absolutely shocked that you see it as sexual! But, but, my Dad's a baker... ezreal 0 bans, 46 picks Um I think you're taking it too seriously. He likes Michael Bay movies, so? He's not forcing you to watch them. You really hate Bay movies that much? Enough that the OP *disgusts* you? I think I know you... The guy looks exaclty 0% fat. I think he just looks like he is flexing all the time Cute pictures =D ! And awesome trick with the cat in balance on your head I could teach you. Although something tells me I'd have a hard time focusing. Mine was talking epic game around the draft, bragging to everyone it was her year, and the trophy was all but hers...flash forward to today, she's about to run her winless streak to 7 straight weeks! But at least she tried and didnt start IR people. 1100+ upvotes? I'll admit Internet is weird... Hey I'm a kitty and I'm a dragonborn! I hate the elves, too. I love the people of Skyrim. I'm not nervous that your armor has lot of furs. Surely you can't loot a pelt from me. You can from a sabre cat, but not from a Khajiit. I only wish that the next TES will not allow you to loot pelts from Khajiits. So this video made you fancy a wank, did it? I can't watch the vid at work. But he gets drugged and then 'comes to' and is fucking this person? It's on my route to my grandparents from Evansville.... This can be interpretted two different ways. What am I to assume you mean? Duuuude, your stamping is WAY better than mine! If mine was that good I'd never worry Awesome , Zelda and Spyro Ooooh, it's those girls! Like I never go outside to spot any, right? O gosh I can confirm this... luckily I caught it before I bought it but I almost bought knights of the old republic when it had bit slit open. I always check for slits now What the hell is going on there I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh at the RD meme in the background of this post! ALWAYS WATCHING I was under the impression that we had a pretty good scientific understanding of why things rust I am eating way smaller meals than before. My stomach has shrunk so much that every time I eat out people always comment asking why I stopped eating. They think I am dieting when most of the time I am full and there is more food on my plate then in my stomach. It boggles my mind how much I used to eat and how much other people still eat. I haven't seen my own clean plate most of the time, and other people eat the rest of my food Swedish bible belt? What in the world are you talking about? Holy shit I did a double take at this story. I know someone who basically has your same story Jebote, ovi su totalno ozbiljni. slap each other, touch each other's acne (if we see a pimple, we push it I always pronounce it lah-key-too, as that is how one would in Japanese, but it turns out that in Japan Lakitu is named "Jugemu." Oh right, I remember the time Jordan orchestrated all those other players to sign with the 95-96 team. Thank gosh someone told us what is was already haha xD assuming... you didn't watch it... did you? Holy mother baby Jesus. Avidya's MindCrack FTB is my favorite FTB series on the server so far. It's probably because Avidya plays FTB the beast so much, but he is so knowledgable and it's not the same set ups everyone else is doing with industrial craft stuff, mysticraft stuff is so much fun to watch and Avidya has so much going on, I love it. This episode was so great, the Turtle and the separating system were awesome. So much EU lol i can And you thought New York Traffic Jams were bad... My friend and I were watching it a couple years ago, and I nonchalantly said "man, if my kid had a voice that annoying I'd probably kill them" After the movie we looked up who did the voice and They know yeah!! *goes to the front page of Reddit to find posts 'My poop today" and "My puppy is a potato"* haha yeah the transition from triple kill to overkill always makes me go But you're on here telling us what your interests arent ....... Ummmmm ... I'm in a secret santa thing this year, i'm a design student, and i said i wanted things dealing with typography on my list for under 20 I don't even have a penis and I was cringing during this whole post... It's full hp heal with Empower I'll separate it into parts. 1st part of the wish, be able to generate any object from any universe within our knowledge, fictional or otherwise. 2nd part, be able to extract the negative energy that collects within my or another person's gem and turn it into a solid form that kyubey can take, giving him back the energy as mentioned in the description of the image. 3rd and final part, be able to augment my or another person's body to fit the requirements of the object that I bring into our reality as well as have it work for any person I deem fit, this brings my brothers to mind, the one who is 1 year younger than me has a personal set of actual armor that is kind of a mix between a samurai, ninja, and knight, while the younger brother has a full set of actual ninja gear and is able to climb up walls that I cannot, he even knows how to break my wrist with a single motion of his hand if he so wished. Yeah, because any other version of D&D has a "mechanic for roleplay" Is that Squirtle ornament shiny? Months, eh? Whoah.... on the occasions you would need more than one key you can just stick the technic bricks together ... I noped right away from this gif the second I realised what it was... I've seen Fellowship so many times and it still makes me jump I guess i am Switching out of zerg into Terran OMG. My sympathy for you is immense. Even if it's not deadly, that's a nasty bite to be getting to a sensitive area. Holy fuck what an awesome sale You're not the only one to think that. Call of duty, Ill go outside and have a watergun/nerfgun fight with people irl A good standard 3 hatch build will stomp any diamond player immortal sentry all-in though I definitely got it from my grandmother on my dad's side, but I'm a cup larger Maybe you're just good at seeing the good in people As a fellow intern ... how on earth do you have a company card? JELLY G-G-G-GHOST DOG! I wash my dick every day anyway Has anyone else noticed that super long, sharp nail in the bottom right of the screen? 24 hours Just got back from work, tuned in and saw Flash is up 2-0 over DRG, right now in Antiga. Wow how in the hell Used to? Why the hell would anyone here be in favour of banning drama-causers? bad vayne build phantom dancer Same. Last I tested it I was getting 13%-22% packet loss! >:| I called my ISP's support number this morning and an automated voice told me that due to overwhelmingly high volume of calls, the wait would be over an hour so they weren't even going to put me on hold. Oh. Sorry about the unintentional repetition, then! Holy shit that kid looks a lot like me as a kid Nobody from Wyoming's commented yet. Haha. The package came and I was like " one of my friends put a Audi test car in the ditch last year > Awesome, Hannah Montana This caught my attention, because I live in Springfield.... This looks 100% like my friends house, but I dont know who that guy is To be fair although it is the easiest lane to gank before the first b, after that if you're neutral or up it becomes pretty safe, since the champions tend to be slippery and/or survivable (especially post-6 Nidalee I don't play FFA...because I am scared of the long waits. So... just like now.. yknow, when you run out of wards That's what I figured as well. My only issue with it is as a musician/composer I feel like trying to write like another artist would just make you write a song that sounds like one of theirs. Plus my favorite band is Muse and I don't want to begin to think about how I'm going to write a Muse song Are you sure you're even using an s3? It came stock with ICS when it first came out. What happened? She looks like she's suddenly turned 40 years old... Cool. Also make sure you season the trays if you have any really well. One of mine wasn't and was sucking all the humidity into them, thus making my one humi run at 60% How do you know his today is your today? I was too Dear lord. Honestly. I don't know. I am pretty sure you could make a man-made banana from stem cells. Creepy to think about though starting here I suddenly found myself reading in their voices...I don't know why. 14....cases Thanks! That's something to think about for future organization of them, for sure. The cats are actually the largest group of all neighbours, coming in at 22, so they were some of the hardest to format. The cards as I have them now are 24 squares max, anything smaller and they start to look a bit wonky (the neighbours, I mean). I think the hardest will be the ones with very small numbers (which I'll probably have to combine with other sets) or the ones with uneven numbers of neighbours. There's like over 300, I was realizing recently... Yeah that was in there, IIRC. Stop Making Fish It Stinks? Sidenote: I lived in an apartment complex consisting mostly of elderly individuals. My friend changed my Wi-Fi to "Loose Lips n Saggy Tits" without me knowing it for quite some time They ran over someone on a bike and killed them Until December, 12 1312! Crap, that seriously creeped me out! Upvote for you. yikes! ..my butt-hole will be bleeding!! ...is it bad that I laughed? I don't tell my friends cause they'll make fun of me in front of my girlfriend, but me and her keep getting into awkward situations. Someone pushed me and my hand touched her boob, my friend pushed me hand to her ass and boob, she pulled my hand away and someone pushed her and i touched her boob, we were poking each other and i was sitting down and backed away so her hand poked my dick, i poked her bra strap, etc. The boss usually says "make x happen, here's the credit card." It's amazing how something can seem so expensive to me, but to the company, it's super cheap. But there it means something like booty, or stolen goods. I always got confused when people started using the term "swag" to refer to some shiny stuff they bought. I always assumed they stole it This is a big The article says the man hanged himself, but... how do you become decapitated from that? Yeah, let's keep it that way. I know people in in BC and Ontario who are going to or have been to Montreal. Unless there's more than one Montreal surgeon, it seems possible he's the provider for all of Canada Was going for a WiiU, but I guess this'll do. I used to do this all the time.... >>; Oh man, now it's dawning on me I used to be tiny enough to fit in a couch. Also, you don't come off as a dude at all... almost 10k now. Whoa dude. That is amazing! I wonder how this happened. You commented on the same post roughly a year ago What kinda hint? I have 7 on the go right now... It looks like a squid from the part of the ocean where no light dares to shine... That... was on my birthday.... When does she become part of the family? would be cool if they were picking up Yugioh or Arthur from the Slayers disbanding. or maybe...major? Lol... Including the stuff that decorated the edges of the rubbish bins? *Jaw drops to the ground* How do you pop the orbs while under Deterrence? But there is so much nudity on there Backgrounds: Now with 45% more brown Seriously... Her friend looks like she has a football in her shorts, jesus Ah okay. Just saw some listings in Sydney where 2-3 people shared a room Fear me's a combo finisher ? Looks so much like Ryan Gosling But why didn't she start to slice and dice that fucker if she doesn't like it? I can't find it on the patch note Basically, if you give Froggen Anivia you lose, but his Lux and Kogmaw make me hope to never have to play against him i had a feeling this would be the case, but the theory doesn't do the experience justice Please elaborate you actually beat a darius as irelia? Awesome, now I have 7K friends! ...That's a LOT of birthdays to remember Any desire I had to be a teacher has now been erased. What if they're in trig? The line spacing and the font sizes are all different. Well, you can't blame them too much, there are only 15 of them. Looks a bit creepy, seems to me that they like to watch inside Omg, im on the same team as Loda So raising the skill level for item usage (Remembering to activate your items giving you an advantage over the ones who wasn't able to multi-task enough to do so) is now suddenly a bad thing? Thank you, my home state. lol so 2 drug cases weren't enough to send her to prison, but the second she tries to do something good for her child , thats when she is jailed..? Am I the only one that has literally never heard of this or seen this being done? What is the mod, displayed in your upper left corner? What are you talking about Mod? It is linked directly to the image. It's not on Imgur which I know you are not supposed to do. It is linked to someecards dot com. Only four months? I'll check it out on Sunday and report back. Most dealers like this try to sell something they got at auction for cheap and there is a reason they got it cheap. Urm, an Amy Smith here... They're IN the internet? Gasoline takes the cake for me. It's so addicting I had this problem after finally getting my dad to watch the Battlestar Galactica Mini Series with me. Baltar and Six all over each other.... awkward. Not real I got my first initial and my last name. Why did everyone else get really weird stuff? I wish so much that I could run my fingers through my hair and feel that. But alas, the texture of my hair does not allow for it. If I'm around smooth-haired friends I always want to grab their ponytails or something I think they may be using this tracking number for multiple packages right this second though, because when I refresh the page I occasionally get different results Find more. For the love of god, find more! If this pattern repeats, your next loss will be week 16... You'll then win in week 17.... You would likely have the bye meaning you'd be due for a win in the divisional round then a TIE in the NFC Championship game. ... my country But I can't get karma from this.... I need a microwave! Just moved into a new place and had to throw out a ton of things in a hurry- I'm so hungry Yes and no. The womb is a sterile environment so when you are born you are inoculated with bacteria from the environment. The bacteria aren't there from the beginning so in a round about way the environment is introduced to your urethra. did that shit just move? Is it sad that I never even thought of that? Was the other post deleted? Wait you start facing the showerhead? Oh well, in that case I see how it could prevent confusion he...just...dribbled... wtf? hook is 12-13 the same as the set Isn't it impossible to break your dick though? I mean it can sprain...but actually break?? Everyone has brown hair So PWI insider is saying it is a legit injury I'm not even going to dignify this with a serious response so... Aggsbhoogxffbddfjjb4/"%+/:-+,,2%&"""¢=\«^^`®»»»»»»»»XD:-V:-Q:-\;-)o_O those feet I usually wear a long sleeve rash guard because I lift before I fight. It's pretty common in my gym since it's a MMA gym. Not sure if I'm a D bag or not Must be nice to be the grandson of a senator Well, maybe not All teachers do in Canada is stirke. how is that possible? Weird that it says gold and silver but he has a charmander to start. Most awkward scene to watch with your grandparents ever Dat render distance You realize there's more Nobel prizes than just the Peace prize, correct? and isn't that the weirdest part of it? it takes all my willpower not to walk holding on to my crotch. This isn't usual? Stewie... ** [](/pinkieawe) Wow, you scare me, you see everything Not me, never. Or are you... Me? "real nigga shit"? [](/4l) I have no clue what you are asking/saying, this is a really vague comment. What does that have to do with anything I just said? My liquor store had it for $39. flip them both to face the rear of your case I'm beginning to think the owner of grumpy cat is a very dark man. 50% of his posts are about death. this is beyond cringe For a moment I swear I thought your cat was lying on top of a another cat. Wow, why would I lie about not getting pissed while playing league mfw I post about this only to realize you've beaten me to it Ugh! I so didn't need that image in my head! What's up with the bot name? So now the pros have to do something against it instead of Blizz? I would love to know what shit is crawling around in my body, but have you *seen* the price of health care? You just blew my mind and i thought the Japanese were crazy is this in Arizona? No thanks I didn't have charged, never seen it yet, but I had a stormy one with "fast weather" in which the lightning was hitting about every 5 to 15 seconds. I noped the fuck out of there real fast after bolts landing close to me 4-5 times. What is this from? I must hear her say it out loud. I just got that today . . . My first two were Owl (Sleek dark brown fur) and Nicodemus (white fluffy rex :3). After Owl passed I took on two wite/gray rexes Dragon (I had NEVER seen a rat jump and climb like her. As though she would fly :) ) and Plague. Plague is especially awesome... with super fluffy curls all over. Dragon had passed, so I took in another suuuuuper curly rex named Parasite. Sadly Parasite was a guy, so in two days I brought him back and switched for a lady. She's a sleek black with a white underbelly name Raider (Parasite is really good for a rex imo so I want to save it for later). Raider came with a surprise tiny litter, one guy one girl. Mutini (mutant martini :D also homestuck reference) is all black and had seven toes on one foot That I'm banned? Who actually tried this first to work out Facebook said that? I'd say both So, maybe a dumb question but I'm gonna ask anyway: How does he have 100% avoidance? I had someone send a text message to my tablet (data sim card) asking if I could use his credit card details to buy tickets for him. He then sent me his credit card details Well!... I do say... The "Happy Holidays" reminds me of when I go to my parent's house and they're watching a 4:3 TV show stretched out to 16:9, but neither of them realizes, and no amount of explaining will make them understand, that everything looks all fat and squished. Meanwhile, I'm staring at the screen all soraka is an aggressive support versus a lot of lanes, she has huge auto attack range Isn't that a League of Legends shirt? Sure, maybe if you're using Grand souls Earlier today I saw someone ask reddit what animal they would have sex with if they were forced to have sex with an animal. I'm just glad nobody saw me reading that Oh my god. Waiting for him to dot that first "I" was like trying to climax. December 4th, and the center of Minnesota still hasn't gotten any snow. We are so close! How do you guys have freezing temps and we just had a cloudy day of 42 degrees? Or so we think Wait... European students don't take on debt? USA students are called lazy entitled moochers who get a free ride. Had my ultra libertarian uncle call me a drain on society This where the plot thickens [ thank god retail managers are like this! i once had a lady tell my manager that i was avoiding serving her because she was overweight. it was actually just because she was second in line, and i was serving the lady who was first in line. my manager just kind of looked at her all This kind of trips me out. I have a friend who spells her name as Jesikah(similar to your username spelling) and she has a black and white cat. Are you and her one in the same?! Look at the guy in the bottom right corner... Son of a bitch. Yeah, I originally was avoiding food in the beginning before the Meds because it made me so nauseous but now I do make sure to eat first because otherwise I don't feel like I took anything...I just hate being on this for so long and still having crazy side effects Yours is dope i thought it said dyrus at first That was longer than the picture books I normally read Same reason I hate standers on the escalator... yet it seems that this subreddit disagrees with me I think he actually made more sense in that video than while he was running I wouldn't mind. I prefer New Year's to Christmas I was about to make a comment that you are being really ADD with your comment...then i remembered what subreddit I was on I'm in Boulder but I visit my friend in Greeley every now and then. Next semester I have Friday-Monday off XD We should make a northern Colorado gaymers meetup. Poor MC, and just think how Zisteau got OCD earlier, but then again everyone gets OCD playing minecraft Goddamn, the transitions, oh the transitions whiterun has a dock? I didn't. This post came up in my random feed of all the subs i am subscribed to together. Also, you are doing what this post was saying not to do. Holy fuck....those hips NOW I CAN HAVE 2! How is that possible I swear Lux support just got a huge boost. Grab your two GP10 and ruby sighstone then sit on that and bank up for AP. I just... it feels like I have so much gold now I don't know what to do with it. Heeey a fellow Bruin! I wonder how many times I've seen you An army of Arceus. dear god or maybe he was telling the truth but when he realised you wanted to tell the police he played you? They're 14.5oz. I got them from his Black Friday 30% off promotion. I also got a pair of SKs that I went too small on. I was originally just gonna exchange the SKs for a size up, but maybe I'll exchange the Stantons too Shit I just realized then......Does that mean Yama's soul was completely destroyed when he died?! downvoted because I don't want others to find out... coat your intestines with plastic!? Only reason I clicked as a male is because I get huge boners in public all the time but I always am embarrassed of it, I guess it's accepted? Has he been seen doing "weird" things or is he just trolling the chat? Did they bring it home to kill and eat it? Mother Brain in Super Metroid for the Super Nintendo. So many twists and turns. Like you get taken down, and then the baby metroid comes and helps you but then Mother Brain kills him. You get revenge with a crazy rainbow gun and as her corpse falls to the ground the whole planet starts a countdown to explode. maserwork? I've not seen simultaneous actions in my combat reports before. Am I missing something My dog has trained my mom to obey his every bidding... via classical conditioning This fucked up and they still feel the need to blur out the pussy....Which is covered up by the dudes leg anyway.... I'm pretty sure they only balance tested ECM with 8vs8 and voice coms for both teams. Carebear noobs! Hmm...I'm a chemist; I should be able to figure out how to make nail polish, right? why is your face so blurry? That's awesome! I would've never believed that it looked like it did before you customised it. This post has evolved from cute hampster porn, to hampster nutrition, then to horrible rodent cannibal stories what? smiley faces are the secret signal for sex? In that cases I could have had a gangbang by now. No seriously in my friend circles we throw out smileys like nothing. Just to underline our statements. "xD, :), ;), Q_Q, I need to see this Is this what woman talk about when they are alone Very good advice. We've been going back and forth over this for at least a year. Thankfully short of a collapse of our government, my husband's job is secure. But we've still been playing out the scenarios, and he is being very cautious about the whole situation. (I say he because he is the brains of the operation. I'm really just the girl who see's the affordable house and decides she thinks its a good idea to call the realtor listed on the sign... Why is she bringing him to school Dunno what changed, though Salted would hate this That photo is hypnotic. That is my goto movie! MUFC on fire in this tournament. Looking to 4-0 through both LGDs För jag undrar mer specifikt VART i Uppsala bilden är tagen? >_> Eftersom jag inte känner igen mig på bilden i vilken del av Uppsala det är i. Hur kunde det vara svårt och förstå det? Are you... Incontrol?! hahah Berkeley you are funny. No University at Buffalo. I got into Cornell though when I graduated from Highschool, but didn't want to pay the 40K a year price tag a what point? Wait, whats sex? Inte upprörd, fatta bara inte hur jag kunde misstolkas So the massages you send to people aren't private? @3:50 that core shot You go to BCIT? wow she looks completely different in this pic That wink tells me that you're planning something One of the closest I could find was from Burberry. It's kinda like the first step of The Twelve Steps for Sharks. Except sharks don't take steps. And sharks ain't got no fucking higher power. So not really. Wait what happened to fungal? Just ar great white jumping at you... No big deal. you're missing an arm ¯\( A few years ago, I was teaching a class to first-timers. In the midst of a 20min sit, I rechecked the timer after hearing people fussing around, making noise. We had been going for twice that. One person had already walked out I think you're right... A man's eyebrows are usually directly over his brow-ridge and still helps define the face without them... The women don't have that and it's so creepy! HOLY shit, look at the animated gif of him getting the makeup put on What. How did you end up here? Premature *Peters* Uh yea. Process please! dude you would have to be REALLY insecure to be jealous of scarlett when it comes to looks Who hates you? Girl get ready, the peeing will subside a bit just to come back with a vengance in the third trimester Happened to me once, except someone tried to login from the middle of the Atlantic Sweet Jesus I ended up going with the N66U. I absolutely love it. Full throughput over wireless for the first time in my life I almost thought Terezi was wearing no pants well, when I turned twelve my mother sat me down at the kitchen table and said "you're not a child anymore and in a year you'll be a teenager and then you'll be a man. I'm sorry that you're not a girl. Because when you go through puberty you're going to become a man, an evil sex crazed monster who looks at women like they were pieces of meat. Sex is bad but there'll be no way for me to stop you from having it other than to say don't or you'll catch diseases and have kids accidentally and ruin your life like I did. Don't forget, I love you." me: So what I'm getting from multiple replies is that people aren't against image macros or posting fan art, they are against people getting karma? You're a guy? Haha I'm always down for some hooliganism. I'll shoot you a text and might ride Saturday with you as well as Sunday. I want to follow you and learn the lines, I saw all those track day videos on your YT channel A fictional painting about two people who supposedly were created in a Middle Eastern garden 6,000 years ago and were the forefathers of the entire human race, and you're asking about bellybuttons? TIL about an awesome subreddit. what happened here I had to check which one At first when I saw this, I thought the joke was the topless girl in the background. But you're right, it is indeed a young boy. total opposite; french was the first language i learned to speak due to it being my household language. but that household being in california (parents moved here months before i was born) I only ever attended english schools Well played media.. swapping the finger pointing the other way.. "Republican's will never raise taxes on the rich!" .. oh sure, now it's all Boehner's fault that any taxes are being raised Still alive? A guy says to a random girl "I really wanna fuck you bitch!" he gets slapped. A girl says to a random guy "I think you're an asshole but I'd like to fuck you anyway!" i demand an answerrrr to this questionnnnnn... he did just say Girls Generation didn't he any chance you could recreate a game like this on android? Guys for some reason think a lot of women will get offended by this, I honestly wouldn't mind signing one. Now only if I get lucky enough to find a man with enough money to worry if I need to sign one. Err... 420 points. Got a Tournament beard, but wasn't watching Ooh. Not as much of a fan of the hot pink but the Biscotti Every time I think of being "mom", I freak out a little. I currently have a tiny human being inside of my body that is relying on me for all of his/her needs, and will continue to do so for many years to come. What have I gotten myself into?!?! From what I noticed a few weeks ago, half of the list became messed up because it appeared someone accidentally ordered the usernames alphabetically (and the WLs/dates/other columns) did not follow this reordering scheme. I'll bet that's how everything got messed up. I don't know how that happened though, or how it only happened to half of the list. Wow, look at all the lights in the Gulf of Mexico. I can trade a spec code for it thoes pics should be NSFW'd and thats probably easily one of the most horrific things ive ever seen Yeah lol neither did I until suddenly alien belly started about 7 weeks ago. Its so... weird. Waoow that's alot of posts My god. what an awkward bunch This is so weird, you look *a lot* like a friend of mine, to the point where I had to triple read your name just to make sure it wasn't her. Then I was doubly blown away when you said you can't hear out of your left ear--just like her. I really can't imagine that these people really exist... like common you can't seriously believe that god has anything to do with it So cute PM'ing because I suddenly remember you guys have Harry Potter World in Florida Can't. Look. Away... Why's that? It seems that a lot of you guys don't like her That sounds a little bit rapey why does the horse have blood on it's legs? They cut out everything between him arriving at battle school, and him arriving in Bonzo's army. IS THAT A BOOK PLANTER?! That's weird I have the exact same back up lighter, same color and every thing aang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha! i think its ang... *gulp* Wow. I'm gay, and it never ever occured to me! Holy shit its really him "Fucking fuck fuck fucked FUCK fooking tits fuck FUCKED so show some respect!" It seems my last reply to this comment hasn't went through I don't get why this is a bad thing. Would you really like just checking up on you all the time? And maybe there actually IS an alligator and he's making sure they stay in the water Wait, I remember your username. You go to PMW and had a band teacher that rhymed with Mr. Ducky. Are you still in band? If you are, we have a class together. I did before you even replied I can see that. It also doesn't make sense that Hagrid's little muggle father impregnated a giantess O_O So I obviously didnt pay enough attention to the "release weekend" part of that post. Cause I totally can't make it... O-o seeing as my finals start the 15th. yes well there is a reliable news source.... ...Holy shit.... how the fuck did they manage to get him?! The reaper and bio changes seem... good. Dat dress! ...I have the weirdest boner, friend... in the shape of a double helix. i would be soo happy to have your weather right now Never heard of an Xbox running linux For a second I thought it was wax. Yeah, I guess he should have a TL page. Maybe I'm not against the page, just his attitude in the past, but wow, someone who's not an asshole in /r/starcraft? Jokes I will never use. how often do you shit yourself on the job? do you ever look down? this sounds like an insanity wolf meme. Wait, you mean we finally found something that EVERYONE agrees on? From the thumb nail I thought that was yuno going to stab herself Um wow! A post about Washington with a picture of Lincoln? I thought it was edited. Then I saw this video. ...do they... ShUt laz0rz? Morris is tied #3 for rushing yards with Doug Martin. I would think he would be up there I'm jealous! The gym in my town was small and cramped with no pool and outdated machines while being located in a college town so I had to liberty of being surrounded with college douchebags that thought they were the shizz And did you wear a turtleneck in your yearbook photo? The Seaseme Street voices were dead on, they made me LMFO regardless of what they were saying with them is anyone else still waiting for him to grab it? It's a Werewolf! Is that price in Pesos or something? I used to hate chest hair then i met my boyfriend who has a tiny triangle of hair then I see this and Pretty good but there should be a major trigger warning for male on female violence One of logan's ladies is wolverine? That's way too deep for a squid fucker, I'm under the suspicion you may be lying about that Is this the primary source of photons? Or the only? Dropped five games in a row What if his account is the other post's OP In Singapore fellatio was once illegal I bought Zyra just before. I have wanted her for a while, so I finally got her. First game with her I saw the item and figured it would work on my plants... And it was awesome! I could actually see the difference in how much stronger the plants were! Imagine how strong they would be after ulting on them did i just see a dog getting his dick sucked??? Good Lord, that was a short-lived change. NA scene is quickly just turning into a race to see how can shuffle their team around the most Looks like a hot Miley Cirus ' "Derp, can you please come to the front of the class please" why did you color code the names you blocked us from seeing..... Nice resolution Hmmm. Interesting. timestamps and everything. You got me there. I will admit this is an issue. Thanks for the proof! :) But, it begs to question. why? That is perfectly fine. I was playing... and met some guy on a NA server mind you. We were chatting and i started talking about how shite the weather was in Perth (Australia) at the time. This guy says its actually pretty awesome in **** his suburb. I got all weird and asked why he was there, he said he went to university there. Suprise suprise so did i... in the same faculty... in the same building.. in the same course I didn't get anything I'ma guy and I can confirm that this happens to me too I thought I was the only one Wow, thats a good price Nightmare fuel O_O_O_O_OO_O_O_O_O_O_O_ Because that would be a horrible way to spend 45 minutes. I saw this pic yesterday on my phone... thought it was left over sparklers... like "oh ghetto ppl leave there fireworks trash everywhere..." i looker closer today, and realize What about buying it on Olaf, CDR and life and Armor for like.. nothing. Ithink saint is right here so many stats for only 2K wow 9 pots 2 wards sounds op. I am going to try that if I play kat True, but I wasn't graded on it. You guys realize you're fapping to a recreation of a younger Dr. Halsey right?? Hahaha! :) its true People yeah. Scientific names and memorization aren't my thing though. Not to mention which Australopithecus specimen is this and why is really difficult Have tried 25C-NBOMe twice, visuals are more intense but the self realizations and perception shifts were non existent. Music was better though, way more powerful and when a little ganja was added, the universe was one big moving dragon fractal 4chan being lauded **for comparing a kick in the balls to RAPE**. Jesus tapdancing Christ You look a lot like a teacher from my high school. I typed in Tons of Damage and Trinity Force popped up lol. I...wait...what? Man.....my mind just exploded. I stared at the boobs on the guy for a very long time. They look exactly like mine I'm blown away by the # of locations in CA Wait, how'd you know I was a corporal? Nice! Are those caramelized mushrooms and onions on there? Where do you get these cards Notes: K moves up a post and Z downvotes (but who would you ever do that And it just happens people with lots of melanin were stuck into the bad house... Convenient My immediate thought was "I'm massively left-wing but it's a bit far to say that privatisation never goes anything but badly"....and then I realised that you're actually entirely right 8 seconds, for real? That is like forever Anyone thought of the movie "The Haunting in Connecticut"? i Lol! I bet that was tasty wow i know this is not the place for it, but i loveee your DS9 Damn I go 30min and I'm up 3000 feet on Palomar Mountain with continuous switchbacks and decreasing radius double apexes What if everyone interested in hooks decided to wait for its price to drop, and no one buys unless its price is 6 keys and below And you all think he's joking Suddenly, Blitz is unkillable Salut je suis ingénieur informaticien, je voudrais que mes enfants fassent pareil. Bienvenu au coding goûter Hah I can't find cows anywhere Wonder why she's your ex Wait, really Latex gloves and a facemask? Are you that guy from youtube? Shit Grumpy Cat is tiny. he meant that the science books i read and documentaries (sagan, hawking) are clouding my mind. I don't understand... I'm not gonna lie to you boys. I've always read it as "Contact Lenses" but in my mind have changed the meaning to "Compact Lenses." For some reason I have you tagged as fapping machine.. My niece used to believe people in movies shot real guns with real bullets. They just purposefully shot along side eachother... Congrats on the baby (or babies)! As a woman looking at this, it just validates the many, many reasons I'm never having children. retarder fed? Wasn't this type of response reserved for Korea? Just don't use the word 'slut' because apparently 'slut-shaming' is a thing, and is somehow an affront to women's rights ( The problem is that none of the people I've been playing with seem to want to give me smiteless leash and they rage when i don't gank early Why do I not understand this video? that is funny. see how everything is so relate-able? Biggie also talked about taking a shit on a girl one time in his album life after death Yipe! That is weird indeed. I would have switched too couldn't imagine you stay single for that much longer Why did this remind me so much on Interstate 76? I'm with you and I've been on reddit. Who the hell is this person and why should they get a new account ? The racism is strong with this post. But I will be honest, I hear Frog Legs taste alot like chicken. that's actually pretty weird I asked a rioter about this the other day, someone big but I wont mention a name, and he told me that there is not a big demand for it Is...Is that a Metroid on his arm? That's making me feel much better... Her bag... It has a vagina. Look closely, red and blue are holding hands Human babies do that too. I always assumed all infant creatures did as well? At my wifes birth, the midwife actually had one of those pool net thingies to sweep out the poop. That made it all better for when my wife was putting her face into the water to scream while she was pushing. Yeah... she could have picked *anything* from 4chan. .....sanitary napkins for dudes? Southern lady quoting scripture? Just where is this stream from? I have the same problem, though I do tend to eventually beat the games by going back and grinding a little at a time. That said I was very surprised to see KH and KH2 on the list. I never had to grind at all for either KH game [](/louder "Its the Rainbow Factory in disguse!") What are they doing in there? Wow That would be nice wouldn't it? but there are over 25 different species of spiders that literally never live outside...they're in your home...hiding. I too live in Lancaster what if she did it just to fuck with your head? Then what the hell did it do to create the lost world on the top left? I get that people can't upgrade computers all the time, I have a friend who is sitting solidly in potato land, but how the heck old IS your computer exactly if it can't run League on minimum settings decently? Whoa, I haven't seen this for years Indeed! I put the source page in Google Translate to find out more clues and... the title translated to (NSFW->)[I want my brother and pussy](/spoiler)?! So it could just be an incestual fan girl I read those in all of their voices except Kim. I cannot for the life of me remember Kim Possible's voice. I remember Ron's, Dr. Drakken's... But Kim's is lost. That moment when you find your friends on Reddit Oh god formatting, WHAT DID YOU DO Reading that website hurts my eyes, everything looks bright. This has to be the witty'st mother fucker alive Do people really pronounce Akali like that? Please tell me how to turn off Aero. THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON How does he go into the TARDIS? How do you guys eat fries if not using a fork? NSFW... and maybe NSFL up there Ah I only joined two months ago Don't let it be your last omg...... i think they're real...... Why? doesn't really fit in What were you on dude? Hey. Psst. Look below. I get the setting things on fire thing (had fun with ants/plants and my magnifying glass), but the cat poop? ( ... on the Borealis Err, I'm having a problem, when I set colors or more to have the same value it doesn't work anymore, it just picks a random color. I think it's because highestColor can only be assigned once a girl in comic book undies? The thread announcing him joining EG is still ranked higher than this post from yesterday. Yes. Look into my eyes! What the hell is that?! ( What makes it frightening? I have watch girl rape porn...and some horrible shit...and I'm female. Yeah I just know a lot of people total, so law of averages say some of them are going to be notable. Funny that nobody cares about all the porn stars i know Oh my God, really? How can anybody put up with the humiliation? Does she use a fanny pack and a Segway everywhere she goes too? TIL singed loses to darius I've been made.. CSI Incredible Holy cow, I would love to get the 5th Humble Bundle! i work in fast food. i am approximately a decade of school away from the job i currently believe to be my dream job. He's also 5 feet tall. Dont own a car, problem solved When hooks are getting trade for 4-5 keys on false speculations then why not? I still see the old design what changed? the unfortunate problem with rest in peace for me would be the inability to use flashback on a good portion of my deck Kid in class would "discreetly" jack off through his trousers. Why is Scrolls selected? Nice try Knettel37, calling yourself out on your own plan to throw us off track of you, i'm onto you ummm, not really 6...60£ I know a jared just like that More wtf than cringe Wow. is this option still available? Sweet Lord those are sexy. I never thought space would actually give me an erection. How did he get your email? Are you *serious*? IT IS PREPARED. I never thought that Riot would bring anything back And that she got them crazy eyes You're missing a more serious issue - if he goes on reddit, how will he get off in just an hour? As one of the characters has said about Luther, "there's a difference in a dirty cop and getting your hands dirty." Watching the show, you'll be Why do I have you RES tagged as "Girlfriend doesn't wipe"? \m/( Does she have e-mail folders? As to tracking them, what does she do, actually file them after she prints them? I'm "older" and this would never occur to me. Agreed....the creepy factor was off the scales. Why would they flag you as bad for that shit? ...that is weird What college are you at, kinda looks like mine! I just enjoy the pictures and leave her personal life to herself..unless it involves me. lux skin? Holy balls, it even has a ball sack. That's just what they WANT you to think! Yeah, because "the truth" is paramount in all circumstances and should be shouted from rooftops. Yes! I knew a girl who thought Spain and Mexico were the same place Wat. How does Oakland have the 5th seed when Kansas City has a worse record? Wow, those eyes No i agree suddenlink is awful. think of this one conversation, times 20 and you are at least 65-70 years old. i don't stand up for the company at all, and all they do is provide me a paycheck. i guess what i'm trying to comprehend is the fact that i've never had anyone call me in the time that i've worked there and say they are on their 3rd violation and that their hsi is turned off. Or maybe they aren't telling us about something Or fold? Everyone else is all, "Hah. Yay. Group photo! Let's do a nice, friendly smile." But Gillian is like, "You *know* you wanna smile. Now *smile!* There are quite a few vacancies... maybe this is an interview time I've just been using Google Maps No it's not Riven is stronger but the win rate increase isnt as different as Talon's FoW is sooo awesome Face off Meeting at 25 is not "quite late in life" Well I thought it would be like stuff in /r/nosleep but this works He came with pie I NEVER WANTED PIE so he had to DIE. Why does that mean I can't complain? Is the problem fixed now? Both favourites are Sassacre... How is bro (my actual Favorite character) fifth DOGGIES <3 I already know he said when he's out of the military he wants like 8 huskies. I love huskies they're my favorite breed but 8 of them.... TPB has it... I think shields are actually great Not saying it isn't bad, just saying that it's not about women, it's about dick as a tool of submission. It's not a gender issue, it's a mental issue the guy has with regards to dicks. (Come to think of it, if "the dick is bad" goes to an extreme, and you couple this with bitterness, then, you could get revenge by "imposing dick" on someone. I think this could be the actual dynamic and relationship the guy had between is dick and society... Yeah, I noticed someone got above the map on the second level, which is really weird because literally *right* before I started inviting people, I was adding soft kill zones to those parts of the level. Like, I know people could get up top on the center of the level, and it was a problem, so I added the kill zones. I wonder why they didn't work Thats a good point, maybe a site bug? Where and what did you eat ? I'm confused... Tacos are available here. You want a prepackaged one a la 7/11 cuisine??? Is that normal in some parts of the world, to see tacos among pre-made sandwiches in gas stations etc and to even have them available through a vending machine? (Japan probably, but USA too? When I first lost my tooth it was crazy. I felt pain but pleasure. I'm sure I'm not alone in this. Once I went to the doctor and he told me I had a tooth that was starting to wobble. I took it out in the doctor's bathroom and gave it to him. He was like Why did we get downvoted He looks a lot better than the older pics of him. Can't say the same for the guys though . PvP on entombed valley. the guy who mad more collosus still won. I remember that game. Good God! He's back! I completely misread the title. I read it as: "The lack of 'privacy fucking' ruins this game for me". I was like my thoughts: Heart of the Reaper is going to have a lot of reapers. From You. Are silly. I definitely have a bush! I swear! And maybe I'm just a little plump? Is curvy a better word? I feel silly now, arguing over this. 16GB I was three sentences into the Angry Beavers article and three minutes in total and I already have 10 tvtropes tabs open Snow speeder in space... That one episode scared the crap out if me cause of all the freakin dolls. err, why did the dratini have a master ball? That's a lot of questions Haha I did not hear of this mystical puppy room? But yeah I liked the campus a lot especially the residential college system and stayed at this really really weird hotel nearby Is this is 1.4? I thought xp grinding was nerfed Yep, sounds like my first 15-16 weeks I've been teaching middle school for 8 years full time. I'd guess I teach something like 250 different kids per year (150 per semester, but some take successive classes) that's 2000 kids in 8 years. Out of that total there were probably 30 or 40 Asian girls named Chelsea or Chloe, about 50 blond girls named Hannah, and 10 or 15 Asian boys named Kevin. I defy you to keep track of that, especially when they come back all growed up and everything. I'll help you study. Who actually types Yahoo properly as in "Yahoo!"? So realistic Thank you Don't listen, the more I look at this damn cat the more I laugh. But it will always be grumpy Being the 10th member of SNSD, as a female. totally forgot that mode existed Where did you get a $25 mixing board? :D ... :) ... :/ ... I do too!! You are not alone, I feel your pain! Whenever I line my eyes, I look like real... they are scared of a grass hopper...... My bisexual friend Rachel did this, apparently she kept all her notes and her mom found it. Felt bad for her afterwards, I personally always shredded my notes from highschool. (Never know who is snooping ( I can hardly wait to fall asleep because I'm sure I won't have any bad dreams... TIL The voice actor of the character i sport in many of my clothes shares my name, spelling and all.. but is a male Wait, this is her christmas skin? Joe? I've seen people losing diamond, chest, item...but house SF fan in Arizona? TIL myself here. God, agree wholeheartedly. I think I would die of boredom if the only thing I had to do all day was cook, clean and change nappies Well it's not uncommon for styles to align when you spend that much time with someone, but you're right; even their genetically dictated physical features look the same on some of them. works for me Second Life 2? "They have no jungle, we don't need wards." - Nami I laned with today where Navi My family is all very sarcastic. Well my great uncle asked for a Q-tip and I said sarcastically "You can just have the whole box!". My great grandma and uncle yelled at me Ok, i watched the whole show...Hattie is Carrie Bradshaw, 50 years from now. defuq? DAT FLAME TURRET He said that his friend already saw the movie and he knows what's going to happend. Thanks that makes sense. If that letter holds any credibility then the feds are willing to short change the schools and make threats all because of "64". They didnt cut funding before 64 so why should they after? What does legalizing trees have anything to do with school and prying into the personal lives of students? Students go to school to study and learn and not become criminals right? I'm [ I'm not sure what to think about the way she says "oil" Bronies + feminism = ??? That makes no sense. There's nothing to gain by not putting a rune for that skill. I don't think I can sleep tonight. Oh and the beginning of a banking crisis, but you know that's forgivable, we'll just blame it on the next guy... I.. hadn't noticed. Who drools?! I'm pretty sure I don't drool. Dat look >They also think a rubber is a condom I love horror stories and the like, but the parentals don't approve. Then they said watch ponies, I was a bit nostalgic about it; watched ponies when I was younger... and here I am today... Wait I'm out of my shadows! ( It got deleted? Does this mean there's someplace *else* I can see pic of you?! is that an opium worm or resin? "Dafuq just happand was doing a clue scroll and this happend when i was going to teleport a way What is that yellow goo? And how did it kill those mice? \ ( Me either, and it had 4 season Who the hell needs a Naval Mine? You just blew my mind. Hold on... you mean those headlines LINK to something? Friend made this for my ugly sweater party; I definitely had the most epic one there It looks like a doll. It is **now** technically his expected value is 500k so he made a profitable decision ( I live in San Francisco and all I can say is, just because it was a mannequin this time doesn't mean it will be a mannequin everytime... Really? twice less farm = half the farm? it's so shiny... i wanna... i wanna lick it! i can't explain my urges, they're just there. no shame The real problem is it clogs up the site. Trying to find a specific item? Imagine scouring through numerous low ball offers or obvious troll posts to find your item. It'd be hell MY first thought was ANAL, what the fuck is wrong with me? This sums up most of the 'core' fans I've had the misfortune to meet. If you're a fan of metal, don't come to Scotland. They'll make you hate it He could just send an app .. if he's good enough CLG will take him God damn those are so pretty I see a lot of interesting kaiju within the roster thus far, but none of them really seems to be a "Godzilla-type" monster. By that I mean, there isn't a monster similar to the creature. You have that salamander kaiju, but she doesn't have any spines, or seem dino/dragon like. Those back dermals.... I dont know if you counted it but he scored today again. Also Paris's first half.. What the... Emerson College, in Boston. It's a senior-level media studies class dedicated entirely to Lost Honestly I think he's just explaining the human social and emotional condition, but thinking that these things don't apply to women at all. Life is rough and having someone in your life who loves you often makes it all feel like it's worth it. That's pretty universal, this guy just makes it shitty by implying that not only is it unique to men, but that the cure is conquering a woman with his penis Apparently I'm a flaming Uke Well, I have never had that weird stories, but there's been a few. Something like: a random guy from the server adds me, shows me his weapons and asks if I like them. Then I see "random guy has cancelled the trade". My face: Doesnt everyone have a coffee maker in their shower? Do I know you? I did mine during high school football (american style) and played 2 years with it dislocating a few times a game. I had surgery after I graduated, and seven months later decided to pick up Muay Thai No clue what's going on here. theres a picture of us RIGHT THERE! SHHHH, they mustn't see my username What took the picture of the robot shooting lasers? This is super impressive Forgive me if I'm wrong, but that thing looks monstrously annoying. I feel like twice a week is probably too often anyway Why not just do the Reddit secret Santa? I love this idea. Stupid question, though: how did you paint the tops, if the brush is attached to said top? Toothpick or something? But, you said you'll lie to us. So now I have no idea who the hypocritical lying douche is! Where did you even find this artifact? I've seen this at least 10 years ago That's a little scary. Imagine having been the last one walking on that part, people would be looking at you like "DUH-DAYYYUM" Oh my Lord this is beautiful \*stares* I've never seen a user with millions of karma. that kitty looks very deep in thought Is there honestly anyone who cant do that? Their eyes man, Wow -- Took me like 10 minutes to check them all out. The hell do you mean no? Its normal pokémon is always going before Everything even death My penis begs to differ When I was younger I was staying over at my best friends house.. we got super drunk, and my friend asked me if I would jerk him off for $20. I thought he was joking around, but he whipped his cock out. So... I jerked off my friend. for like 30 minutes. He was hung like a horse too... by the time he was about to cum I was turned on so I aimed it at my mouth and.. yeah.. The worst part is he was all creeped out that I swallowed his cum even though he's the one who got me to jerk him off. Whatever. Didn't stop him from having me do it again. for free Recently on our way back from CT it was snowing like crazy and very slippery out. Well two cars ahead of us a car started to spin out of control, and we were just able to slow down and stop in time. Just as we came to a full stop we see an 18-wheeler pass right by us What is the story about the dragon dildo? So what draws the line between ambushing and garroting? Welcome to the no fly list I saw that Casio I have nothing to do with this. Honestly. ** Already started that one what part is the yucky part? Wait... You had already gone to bed, and your friends were still in the living room? JESUS FUCKING COCK. You like killing innocent people? Why would you agree with killing innocent women and children? So angry that calling for the death of innocent women and children is okay? That was a low break, holy shit . . . Hey! The new McDonalds here in Mexico are doing that too! Not poison arrow frog? Are you that stupid? It says it And this is a school.... Toothpaste for Dinner... Firefox can't "use" the 64 bit version of java? Shiny... Solrock... Charlie rock They have an excellent sense of smell....maybe head bobbing......or I hear that they communicate with their minds...... his eyes look just like my kitty first one just amazes me.... Even more This picture looks suspiciously like my friends wall of manga Are you implying this is accurate for 2013? For announced exclusive games for Xbox there's only GoW? What did he do when you actually peed on him... Wow I hope you teach college I'm just curious why it would take an hour and a half to pre-heat an oven for any reason. I never say those posts. Literally pooped? That is awesome! Go fast, or you might get shot Seems fairly important thing to do, no? Weird...why would someone impersonate you just to plug your twitter I imagine this cake not tasting very good. You can change view?! Titan AE is under rated. How do you know it would only take an hour? Dat forearm What a .. hu.. fu.. mi? Or are we... damn you must be like the best wife. lol i used to use camping chairs like that playing video games too...specially with call of duty...gave me a feeling like ive been there I have £5 in my bank account. I can't afford music. What do you want me to do? GO WITHOUT MUSIC? no, they weren't. but it wasn't only them who had the advanced stuff. it was everyone. when you where on the carrier everything was advanced, and all the planes flying around. and the MASSIVE drone army that is already automated That is a shit ton of games I'm on the same boat as you, just a few links...just a few huh u said u smoke trees so u still are a huge drug addict not sure why you were downvoted, chances are you probably do more dmg with a muramana as opposed to archangeles well you're freakingly fast nowmmf3sumandpeg.jpeg? I don't get it I'm a girl, and every once in awhile I start to play Runescape again for like, a week or two. I wouldn't want people to find out, though. I'm a sound production student and a lot of our equipment is pretty expensive. Each speaker is worth about £5000, the soundboard is about £20,000. Not exactly anything I could stuff into my bag and run away with, but I feel a little frightened I'll break them I just played the mushroom trip part last night... while I was super high on weed Lemon Alien close-up por favor? I live in GI and go to school at CCC! Yeah, Black Market does that to people/games. I'm told it's generally a trap when i saw that in that episode i was just like if your new years resolution is to not have one, and you dont make any changes next year, did you win or lose? I. . . don't know I just don't get it. I like his photos and read his blog often but every once in a while there's a post like "The juxtaposition of the broad red plaid with the narrow green is sartorial mastery right there" and i'm like Yes this did help! Its not the oddest thing I've read. I went on the spinning babies site and it said which ever position you want your baby in, do that position yourself and there was a picture of a lady on her head. Wait... What does that guy eat for brunch then? Smurfs discovered cloning Mother of god. We've got to stop letting people commenting on youtube vids. This video was awesome and the first page of comments is nothing but people arguing about Reddit. I didn't think there was such a thing as "not having gone through depression." Aye, their cutscenes were so cool and I really wished they released an entire prerendered movie. Then came The Spirits Within Level 999?! At first I thought maybe the teacher was showing Hentai to the class Yep. Although there's a baseline for my sexual appetite (fairly high), the rule, "the more I do it, the more I want it" still applies. I'd consider myself fairly deprived at the moment and I still am horny all day long, hahaha. Imagine the problems I'd face if I was doing lots of sexy things *But Christians remind me of the douchebag I used to be...So therefore i have to hate them with a fiery passion, so i can clear my conscience. Because that's what god would want me to do...Oh wait.* I was like... WTF? did it just end? huh? Is there anything you don't do? I think you just describe my wheaten Lucky for me, I had various cravings after the ones I had became gross;) I learned to eat what I craved or I didn't end up eating at all congrats, now you are famous I agree, its annoying that it stops you from moving. What purpose is there to making you stop. This exact thing happened at my school....are you from PA you skate philly??? Do i know you I saw that my friend wants Miku in I do What about the men Sooooo, you don't have any pockets in your jacket? I went from -.- to At least you passed yours they had to go in after mine :( and yes I cried up until I had large amounts of painkillers in my blood Maybe I am her As for determining Eth (I assume you mean what I would call Vth, or the voltage between nodes a and b. We use slightly different notation.), let's use the third picture you have. There are Is amps flowing from node b to node c. That there is a current of Is flowing through both R1 and R2. How many amps through R3? Well, when you removed the load resistor, you essentially are connecting R3 to an open circuit, so 0 amps flow through R3. Since 0 amps are flowing through R3, the voltage at node A is the same as the voltage at node C. What then, is the voltage between node C and node B? V = IR. R in this case is R1 || R2. I in this case is the current source Is. Vcb = Is(R1||R2) = Eth. No substitutions needed. Hope this desaucifies your brain a bit. On a side note, holy fuck...I'm so sick of my homework I'm doing OTHER PEOPLES HOMEWORK to procrastinate Did you seriously just ask if there was a reason to use polynomial interpolation? Huh it's just flash so if youtube works this should as well. Do any videos on ustream work? I turned down the quality before in case your internet wasn't fast enough. Maybe it's still too high This was strangely hypnotizing, if nothing else. I must've been staring at it and listening to it for 5 minutes. luigi? You can I think it only exists as a tool for a smear op. "Oh, my Jimmy dear really likes them foxes. Wait, what is that fox doing? "hasn't shown us responsible use of power" - I'm in Atlanta Georgia Did you really just link to a google image search result? You've *never* ...Really? Hmm, I wonder if the great country of Finland would let me stay as a college student i agree How the HELL did you ctrl+f on a mobile? wat jesus christ he's fast in the open field They only knocked me out for the shockwave ones, for the laser ones they just used a local anesthetic. Still an uncomfortable sensation having lasers and cameras and whatnot shoved up your junk It was Singed the whole time Where is this So, uh... how's this going? It really depends on the situation. In this case it was clearly some dude from another country trying to gather females or run a scam - Relatively low risk. With dating sites or if the person is acquainted with the creep, it's more likely that engaging will result in more hostility and aggressiveness on the creep's end (which some people just don't like to be subjected to) or even create a dangerous situation. Even WITH OP's situation, there is still some risk in "poking the bear". In this case, the bear just made some funny noises. Next time, it could bite your face off I once ordered an old fashioned and watched as the bartender made it, then topped off the glass with soda water. Now, just imagine if Google controlled imgur... This is quite a strange mix of redditors I find myself in that's my friend's chair? Which one? Also, $10 for shipping and tax? Ok good, it wasn't just me... And the good thing is, I was dodging a bunch already, and I had to stay with a 1-8 team at 8 minutes. IMO i benefitted from this, but I got really worried. I can see how that would be a breeding ground for nasty drama W...will you marry me? Except carbon. I agree with you, but getting to see Polt mech is pretty damned awesome. It's gotta be the first time I've seen him actually do that. "Ian Roberts and Ian Roberts, who serve as executive producers and showrunners on Comedy Central's Key & Peele, wrote the screenplay, with Gary Sanchez attached to produce." two guys with the same name happened to write the screenplay? Its a dick on a butt on a butt But you can only read the mind of an individual when your staring right at them with eyes completely open. It'll look creepy. ** But fire can control you too Possibly, considering that I can't always keep the names of professional models straight. But I think it's much weirder that you found my comment and replied buying you taco bell while a pimp eating steak / cornbread, collard greens, chitterlings on my plate That is pretty standart stuff tbh.. if someone flashes in front of a cait ult to save an ally, you wouldn't make a video and call it "best flash ever made lololol" would you? If NYC is horror see the condition of traffic in Bombay! I have two finals, that day Cats? I swear to god I opened my DS and joey was calling me as i was looking at this in MA here, amazed i can still ride. it was 45 today woah. someone else on here is actually a first world anarchist yeah, Every Day by David Leviathan was amazing. It was so amazing, it changed my perspective of life Shaquille Johnson Didn't see the game but I did hear that seattle was up 40+ points and went for it on 4 and 28... There is no outlands server on my WoW You shut your lying mouth right now WolfDemon, you shut it right now! I don't feel need for human connection. I could live rest of my life alone on island and keep my sanity just fine.....Unless I never had it to begin with This was from an episode in season 2 where a "rogue" Observer dies to protect a human girl. Caught a glimpse of Right after posting that I realize how funny it was to me- my first bearded man was a construction worker ...Me too That literally made me make the uh. this is for NA... andddd this is to WIN a beta key hot damn! You really do need a spring board I dont even wanna know Both Bens in one photo? I don't know waht to say that would help you. You may want to reconsider your boundaries and decide what is and is not sexual affection. I generally consider non-sexual affection to be the kind that I could show to a close friend or family member (like my niece for example): holding hands, snuggling, stroking hair, hugs and kisses, tickling, etc. Certainly not making out. I'm not sure if you don't realize that the person you replied to is joking, or if there's some joke in your post that I'm not catching. This is really freaking cool! Jesse Cook: 8oz of marijuana... Well I dont want any of these things either...this is awkward oh god, dont come any closer The tshirt on the guy on the far right... /r/starcraft has a shirt? Dude i was at the Baltimore Eagle and NOBODY wanted to go in the mens room everyone wanted the womens because it was THAT BAD. The Biggest brown hanky queen I know didn't even want to go in there. There is a joke round here that if anyone if brave enough to clean the bathroom they deserve a community service award. On paperwork I filled out to enlist in the U.S. Air Force, they asked if I had ever endeavored to violently overthrow the government of the United States. We didn't eat traffic lights at our school GSL has plenty of filler, i don't know what GSL you've been watching very true. ugh, creeper weed and driving is the worst combo She deserved death? if you're that tolerant to it, time to cool off for a month Thanks a'fucking'lot Ive seen GAMEchief posting in linked threads for quite a while now. Can we do something about that? What is this?!?!... I don't... I don't even... Waaaaaat? O_o.... O_O.... How is this logic if... Ammm... What's bad is they did spell it right once on the box. That's what I thought also. What did she mean by that? That's when I say "so, you're not really mad then; you just want to be mad." Doesn't always work, but it makes them see how silly they're being. My current girlfriend loves to say all of the things you said. It's like you know her or something Its raining here in Portland, go figure Its raining here in Portland, go figure Did you experience a sudden influx of Polish tourists this year? I mean, every other friend of mine was in Croatia this year. I seriously wondered if Polish is dominant language there for the vacation I had a random metalhead in Riga open a conversation with "So, do you like black people? Not so much, yes?" I see gravelord signs all the time THAT EXISTS?! Damn, son. Why does he have 0.3 hours of Dota 2 played? 5 hours now. " Thanks for the picture, by the way You want people to show you love but you hardly ever reply back to anything Was she? How do you get 14 kills and only one confirm? i could get lost in those eyes Why is the mayor of Reykjavik writing in english in his Facebook page? lol It is huge! Way bigger than I expected. Almost doesn't fit in my tea pot I cliff jumped into a creek once... there was just some random spot that was really deep and next to a cliff (rest of the creek was maybe 1-4 ft. wide). I won't lie I was definitely not the first to jump congrats to op? the fucker posts strangers' family photos to the internet. i'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume he didn't get his coworker's brother's permission I wasn't implying they did that I...I knew it.. So you just forget Jason Segal, like he's just not even part of the show?! A friend of mine had a problem with her dog. He was jealous while she was pregnant and pee all over her baby stuff after the shower. When the baby came he was protective of her though. He thought it was "his baby" and no one could touch her! Chrome crashed on me too like 10 minutes ago.. Sir I assure you my mammary glands prefer to be untouched Rosa Bud was the murderer in my version. I can't remember who Datchery was for the life of me lol You say this like it's a good thing and notable feature for someone to have I'd look at you funny too. It's so much simpler to do the scan, plus most people don't like being touched. They're getting the same info off you either way. One involves 2 seconds and a quick glance and you're on your way, the other involves me waiting for god-knows-how-long on the sidelines (I am a firm believer that my time is precious, especially when traveling) for an agent, that's probably annoyed to do this, to physically touch my breasts and crotch for 2-3 minutes. No. Fucking. Thanks. My Chrome is crashing right now Why don't you get featured on TL? Why do you know this about your sister? What kind of car is that even? What a jerk!! I'd offer to help but I'm sure I'm thinking something diffrent that you are for part 2 and if I'm NOT you wont even be in the same country.... Pro-abortion I disagree as does my OB I can't seem to find any that are above 96%, and only 94% near me She's just so beautiful... No controller feels quite right unless its yours. I hate playing with friends and one grabs MY controller. Wanna be that friend YES, YES, Illuminoid Dream Sequence is beyond amazing!!!! Dat riff I live in the same house as my Korean mother in law and I had never heard of this until the internet. I sleep with a fan on in my room with my husband and my kids have a fan in their room. She's never said a word about it if she believes it. I don't really go out of my way to watch it but when my roommates watch it it's actually pretty funny. that's one wicked keyboard Well damn...... My eyes when I saw this: Ihave the same one I remember UHM YES. I was suprised aswell. Well, playing with a strangers children is always a bad idea... But what about calculus? Integration, derivation? Vector calc? Curves, tangents, projections?? I'm not angry, I'm just stating a fact is it just me or is the actual bowl to that pipe missing? Now that I checked, there aren't too many mac games around overall Thank you for introducing me to something great. I'm only 27 pages through the first chapter and I'm already hooked! Creepy thing though, the main character looks like me Unless she was 90lbs to begin with I'm still not breathing.... Holy shit, where do they get all this money from That wasn' no pun. You got Naruto on your plate? Am I being blind or does the link say nothing about which CPU, GPU or RAM is in that particular system? The LODESTAR! Uncle by marriage sincerely believes the cable company listens in on our conversations through the cable box. Tried to convince us. how does one face a life sentence and end up with probation Great news, I eat a high carb high calorie diet, guess I'll be dead by next year Our's is ranked 2nd This article is trying to tell me that RGB(3, 2, 158) is "Internet Purple".. what? Yeah, he's definitely worked on his maturity a bit. I guess I personally happened to see him a lot on Demuslim's stream and Demuslim would beat him once or twice and then he would keep stream sniping him and losing repeatedly and making excuses for himself ("I haven't slept for two days"-why are you laddering then We have played very well against good team's with good STs so this might get ugly during punts and kickoffs Dayum that was... he is joking....I think....right ? Hoooooly crap One month ago isn't every week Andrew! Are we friends now Something Inglourious ... where is this? **What anime it's from. Sorry, I think I'm browsing on /r/manga too much I have that same bubbler! I walked in on my boss having sex with his girlfriend on top of a stack of large breed dog food bags in the back room of the pet store I worked at in high school it looks like he's trying to feel my boobies Look again. Ethanol=C2H6O which is; carbon 2 (black), hydrogen 6 (white), oxygen 1 (red). But in your drink there are 4 whites (4 visible, possibly 5) 2 blacks and 2 reds. C2H5O2 is Ethyldioxy (dunno what its properties are) and C2H4O2 is acetic acid but the single white on the black should be on the other black with a double binding between the single red and the black. I'm afraid your drink has been spiced with something entirely original So couldn't he just make another account? nope. i hate it........ What if he was from Jamaica? Or Europe? Or Australia? And tobi already addressed this but k A screenshot like this is really at the top of the page? Lemony... are you ok! Did he breed yet? If you're an aerospace engineer why can't you afford it? Me. Can't watch horror movies with mom in house. Find my little pony on TV. Instant nostalgia from early childhood. Two years later...Here I am Oh my god does that already exist? > CAN YOU TELL I LIKE THESE QUARTERBACKS. Damn what's with all the downvotes I was just making a reference I thought would be out of context in a funny way to those who don't get the reference Where do you dispose of the tissues? twilight? Your wife is a he? Don't worry too much about having few friends (if it ever bothered you at all ...I didn't delete my post I really don't. Do you know why they sent it to you? Huh. Well, this is certainly an interesting find. Definitely not the first champion I thought would have synergy with Muramana ... yes Oh just you wait...kids make life... I work in a toys r us, I would have no choice but to call the cops holy fucking shit. I don't even know who the cool kid was "Nope, but I found the best meat of all, the meat of friendship and fatherhood." Ah I just noticed in the screenshots it said an iPhone 5 was connected. You mentioned tethering and I was like Hard work < Smart Work, I was just in another thread in which it pointed out how people applaud hard work, wouldn't it be better to do smart work? Sure it's great he puts in the effort for 3 jobs, but what if that effort was put into smart work like getting a career? I remmember reading that some natives somewhere rape dolphins, because their vagina is close to a human's, and once they ejaculate, they tighten, so the only way to get them off is apparently killing them. That blogher article actually annoyed me a bit. What was that even about? She mentions she doesn't mind rape jokes but still minds this joke? Then posts the joke part on her blog. Then she sais the F5 joke is a terrible rape joke and a good joke should be more like "insert her stupid list here". Then posts a rape joke from ck , wich according to her is really funny, where , yes he does insist rape is not a good idea, but on the other hand the woman wants him to kinda rape her cause she thinks its exiting.... wait... wut? Some fiber supplements I was taking, they had rice flour and oat in them 12 year old account; never been frozen, silenced, suspended or warned. I remember realizing what exactly sex was when i was like 11. I always knew about sex and that grown ups did it while hugging naked but never figured it out. I was just sitting watching tv one day and was like..."oh..OH, the penis goes....oh I watched this and tried to show my boyfriend and it was gone so I tried refreshing and it didn't come back. I started freaking out just a little then I finally got it to show again but he swears he didn't see anything Go on I have never even considered searching based on income What do you mean? The Platinum Edition costs $30. do they? Wait... people can't pat their own head and rub their stomachs at the same time? This just became my new fetish. a 60mW XBee would indeed be perfect for a qaudcopter. For maximum range, you can use the 900MHz XSCs, they have a range of ±40 miles how do you get heads 10th grade... junior high is a little young for this for the vast majority of students those headlights just look wrong. A honda specialist tried explaining to me it has something to do with trying to pull the weight inward for a better center of gravity... yet they've kept the stupid under tail exhaust So when would you like to move in? What did he say? Unfuckingreal. I think every game on your list was on his. I was expecting some kind of encouraging/motivational background, but then this... Yes.. I'm surprised he took such a roundabout way to describe it Yeah, no kidding. What... what happened to the guy who got his dick bit off? Did they reattach it? Did he die? That one seriously freaked me out OMFG THE ONE IN THE PINK I am never going to use a chinese band aid That's *So long ago...* I prolly played Legion TD 3 months straight TIL niggers are white underneath... It's in the Starcraft section I did not imply it was easy This will go great with the API!.... I can't believe you didn't put that as the first item in your first post! My jaw just about hit the floor when I read it *AT LEAST SOMEONE NOTICED...* That's a really cool idea This....is really clever Just when you thought this couldn't get any weirder 2:00.... That wasn't even a good play. Haha you can't see the rest of the stall. It's quite littered with unholy things... There's actually a lawsuit in order barring any more psychologists from gaining access to her as well. So she just hangs out in a mental facility, now. Which you know is super good for her That's some Emo shit bro ( Dean & Sam Winchester? my eyes went from -_- to " creeping through my post history... Why do you have so many downvotes Until today, I did not know those were a thing And why was that? "No fleas" signs on the Polish borders? Its probably my fault, discriminating against everyone with my fundamentalist atheist views and all. When I'm not posting under all my alt accounts to increase my magic internet points I don't see hot dogs or asparagus in that picture, but sure This has to be the single greatest headline I've seen this month. I just wear the Gibus because I like top hats. I'm sure we've had this before Er... I dont love that she broke her arm... I think I'm the only person who didn't manage to get a dota invite, mostly because this is only the second or third time i've even heard anything about it. Is it out yet? Or still in testing? They do!? too bad it's in the middle of the week Oh, so he was only screwing a headless and handless corpse, like that's ok. ............... Are we talking leftover ashes from a fire? Or a cremated persons ashes? Check you're fucking emoticon privilege, not everyone knows that Never joke with a Spaniard about conquest. undershirt for the next day? Similar thing happened to my friend when she was 14; she ended up having the baby a few days before her 15th bday. Crazy right? she is now 23 with an 8 year old daughter How many people have pictures of this car? Do you like Canada more than America? How do you count time when it is stopped "I'm study teaching atm" ... phrasing That's one hell of a transformer Or which actors/actresses can act these type of movies Where do you work? ... oh, wait, you don't mean SomethingAwful... I did it last week and didn't need either of those Damn. That's a lot of sugar, didn't bother to look i was born in Florida, raised in Hawaii and now stuck in Alaska, oddly enough when i lived in Texas for a couple fo years it was the first place i had ever seen snow Nice try German hostel guy I've seen that truck before Niiiice. I'm a huge fan of honey. I wonder if that'll add a nice honey flavor to the first few hits, too... wouldnt know. Whoah man. And people haven't busted out their torches and pitchforks yet? the only reason you would feel that way is if you secretly love it..... Football Manager 2013 is in third You know...that is a very good question... Only if we get a rematch with you guys in the Super Bowl. If so then I will make some phone calls but that is youtube? My moms cat hordes random things from throughout the house. He will go searching my sisters room for new toys. He now has a huge stash of stolen items which he thinks belong to him, and if you touch his box of things he gets upset. What would happen if the scientists realize we are actually viruses and now the computers are going to run anti-virus software to take us out? What if the Mayan date is just the day when the system reboots!? This does not bode well for your future I was a female? where was this taken? i swear the kid in the hat looks like someone i know who lives in MD not that recent, if someone hasnt seen it yet, they are not a true fan! 270$ That was amazing! You should continue writing, you're great. After reading this story, I can't help but think that all my pokémon have a soul, and that I should take care of them. And I'll definitely be sure not to hack my games! I like how this began with why do would one need a trillion dollars to do that? this actually worked if i couldn't wear polish id be so upset!! i asked my teacher (who has been a licensed therapist for about 15 years) about polish, and she said it shouldn't really matter what color they are, as long as my nails aren't too long,the manicure has no chips/looks neat and clean at all times, and they shouldn't be offensive.. i didn't know polish could be offensive wait. that was matt damon? It's so long! Gah, one of my friends on Facebook already likes their page Stupid reddit duplicated my post.. I don't understa... What!? well sir can you clear something up for me? as this sucks and i've been in your shoes once before with a friend....how does one purchase a new engine and still have to replace all the seals and gaskets? What if this bill gets overturned lmao i didnt know what offensive nails were either. and yea, it had to be a full body massage in 50 minutes. bahhaha. id totally teach you but im only a student XP an thanks for the good luck!!! its my bones final, where my teacher has a bucket of fake bones, and hes gonna pull them out one by one and be like "ok what is this?" Aren't see-through as in through the back side? Obviously the front is clear. Whoa.. His great grampa looks like my friend I just watched If a Tree Falls for the first time like 4 hours ago "Embrocation! With glitter!" I was not expecting that to be an actual thing that happened. But it was. So there's that. Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I understand that it should be labeled NSFW. I just meant that this stuff is fascinating to me...working in medical for years and desensitized me a bit. Sometimes SO MANY NEW PHONE WALLPAPERS You have ALL the answers. I meant pear That is pretty serious flustrated What? I can't tell even with all those pictures if it actually has rear seats... If it does they are tiny. Please make a linux port Yeah... Apparently this is supposed to be a test for a nuclear warhead. Not that this missile's nuclear. I hear that. My cattle dog got ahold of a half-rotten deer leg a few years ago...no matter what we did with it, she kept managing to find it (camping so not too many options). We knew it would be no good, and of course, she ended up making a few messes on my mother-in-law's white carpet... I was like ~~hitting~~punching This shit..this shit right here..this shit right here man.....is fucking crazy You're from Turlock? Like..Turlock, CA? I always stop for pedestrians at a zebra crossing. I've had people honk their horns at me for doing this. Am I reading this right, someone who would fall in a barrel of Licorice would literally have his gains turn to fat? Oh that's actually interesting to see Those cameras are huge.... I dont think they are getting footage of animals in their natural habitat they are getting footage of how animals act with huge cameras on their backs is it safe? I'm pretty sure I know this guy. I like to think I'm pretty easy going and easy to get along with... maybe I'm TOO chill? what if its the cat secretly making this post and cartoon about its self? Rather you than me! dude if you ate all that cheese you wouldnt be shitting for a month! ... Why does that turn me on? Oh my. My sister-in-law doesn't like birds..and they don't like her. They tend to poop on her every chance they get. i would do that as a strategy if it was working in a game, but just calling running plays should be fine, i mean if he passes it stops the clock if he misses or has better odds of being a long touchdown based on the routes he would throw...it's not is fault if nobody is playing run defense against him, dif defensive playcalling would probably stop him or taking a risk and using that presnap thing to make your defense commit to the run in a certain direction....a lot of online players only pass so everyone forgets how to defend when people run sometimes, he can be beat, just dont blitz like crazy or think out wen to blitz. i don't think hes' doin anything unfair to be honest, like is he supposed to go up 2 touchdowns and then take a knee so he loses from no offense I'm not exactly sure what you want me to do for the first one, or rather how to look for it Not a bad idea Fuuuuuck. ARE YOU JOKING? I just thought, "Hey, so if I replace girlfriend with friend's sister, people will actually think I have a girlfriend!". Then I realized that I do actually have a girlfriend, and she is my friend's sister I think the thing that shocked me most was how badly the new Walking Dead trade pummeled the next closest thing. Literally more than 3x the number of books. Were you D:, :D, or Dude, what browser? I need this. That's incredibly unsettling.... M.A. History! I must know you! ? You... you read my mind... are you a wizard? ( An alarmingly high number of "adult" males wet the bed. This girl apparently does live with her parents. Her father's head is even in one shot, appearing to have been cleaning. I assume they were working on making it less disgusting. I don't see what else would have been going on. It looks scary Me thinks the ears are being pulled back by Mr. Husband. So not only is driving in question but treatment of animals as well. They both look good, but the first one... damn But that, then, leaves the fate of the diver a mystery. Lucky, my local Kijiji eBay only has pets. Only your hand came out orange? Why is this on the top of the front page? why go outside when you can build the outside I don't know why, but this priest's facial expression says "I can fap to this" to me You're a machine parasite. We're all machine parasites. I'm also an 18 yr old ginger chick.. who wears oversized sweaters.... and has almost the exact same haircut. Omg I just looked it up and while I don't remember him HE WAS SO LITTLE Pretty much any half-decent stim should help a little... By the way, what's in C4? Did [MrWeiner](/u/MrWeiner) cut his hair? YOU LOOK STUPID He....fractured his own skull? I thought they were light-sabers on first glance. Are you deaf/listening to it from across the room? ..... TIL what diva cups are. They seriously gross me out, and I'm a woman. Why the hell did he pick a food court? Holy shit, that set woah, wtf... it is so weird that u people have problems with FPS while i always play on my freaking onboard GPU and didn't see any problem with FPS......still the same Wait I dont get it anymore Everyone including the MVP coach seems to think DRG's girlfriend is the cause of his lowered play quality. His micro and APM are being used in other places Good lord I was not prepared for that nude. That there's a Hero named Spirit Visage and I didn't know that was also the name of Nid's heal I can remember getting hyped up about it Finger been every where. the fuck is that crazyness I don't use reddit frontpage at all Just your average EDH-match, nothing t-.... \*sees multiples\* wait, what? LOL you've got a great body, but in all reality how are we supposed to know you're really Asian Maybe it wouldn't *intentionally* eat a person, but imagine you're in the wrong place at the wrong time...And you get swallowed by that Not that it was a bad thing, but who buys their kids a console while on vacation? I don't understand why *this* wasn't posted... The original is from a year ago imagine getting a blow job from that Ah, guess I thought it already went live when it didn't. Wait... I get the brand name fakes... but why *eggs?* Is it bad that this gave me a huge boner We need to survive the Mayan end of the world first. there's an /r/cebu ? TIL Swedish people wear underwear under swimshorts. How does not caring equate to being buthurt? Cool :) I didn't sign up for rematch but thats because I am kind of out of money to do so lol. And I still have Christmas shopping to do My mouth is salivating so bad I dare not try to speak. It's... beautiful Your significant other is a eunuch? So you're saying you had no idea How can a 3 barrel shotgun be worse than a semiauto shotgun Who is this I was on my phone looking at this, zoomed in for the top one, and as it was getting wierd, the thing just warped the fuck out. I seriously jumped. Then looking at the actual face it doesn't look that scary, but still... Oh God yes. My 17 year old niece has just started going out. She has a perfect doll-face and is *very* small. She basically looks like a 12 year old with an adolescent body. Guys who are (much) older than her who hit on her are creepy as fuck. I know, I am like oh ok I will vote for Arrow. *opens link* Doctor who? Yep, unfortunately. I had been using AOL since I was about 14, and when I moved out on my own I didn't know that there was anything else out there, so I stuck with AOL until 2004. Wat *Oh...my....god* I usually dont give a shit about karma, but what lame bastard downvoted this? "De tener que cogerse a un cacho de carne drogado atado a la cama. Porque si buscan eso, me imagino, se cogerian a sus esposas en vez de ir a buscar prostitutas". I wanna touch it i like how he rhymed mental with sentimental, fellow with fellow and father with father. Well *Lochen* didn't seem to understand. You can still buy extra wards That... sounds pretty miserable actually It's working. Uhhh, that stuff happens in all level 30 ranked games. ummm... do you mean policeman of the world? because being police state of the world isn't something you want to brag about eh it was with my cell phone and I was working...i do more professional videos for them during my free time. When we do a panamera GTS ill be sure to post it. Tomorrow I'm shooting a Panamera Turbo with a $50,000 sound system Bomb Queen Great googily-moogily. I learned at Girl Scout camp that a man and a woman had sex by peeing into each other. Went to Catholic School too, so I never actually learned the truth until I asked a boyfriend in high school not to pee in me so I wouldn't get pregnant..... Is there some kind of standard to your remarkably detailed 100-point decimal system? Or did you just want to give this what amounts to a "69"? But getting a vasectomy isn't? She looks 12 Slender Girl? I was like 13 or somewhere around that age and I thought I heard Santa outside my room. Nope. Mom with presents in hand just looking at me like a dear in headlights I thought that was the joke What I don't really get is why people are inviting the mother of the children they are trying to hide and/or their ex spouses to these weddings. Jesus. Am I the only one who doesn't want everyone I've ever known to be at my wedding? yes. That went better than expected... Looks like a big, crazy Catapult Damn, never heard anything like this What repost? I took this screenshot myself! Well...those on chat on seoulFM are all from tumblr..and they freakin HATE redditors..shit..I got so much hate. 2:30 - 2:40 should be when people are starting their fourth camp. Well, damn, here I am getting by on whips, chains and orgies. Way to up the ante on me. Risky.... Click... I think it's solely based on money so doubtful... i looked out side and my car was missing I know they did. I acknowledged that Best answer I have ever seen I am french, I've learnt castellano in school and believe it or not, I can easily read almost everything you wrote Oh my god. That is so beautiful! d( 0% voted for morrowind? One time when I was working at the same place that hubby works at, the corporate IT guy came in. He goes "Oh, you're Mrs. Jeremy!" That's insane O-o what group does he lead? I have stretch marks on my knees "Do you remember when ***I** was **your** mommy?" by my three year old son. WOW American math is strange ............why did I click that link, and the following links? Holy fuck, the more you read the worse it gets. Would prefer answers rather than random downvotes *Where do they find these people?* outside the prison? maybe there was a jail break I don't understand... why do Mutalisks need all these buffs? Mine was explaining the craziest shit I had ever witnessed, and it had happened just the day before I posted. Where I witnessed a group of people in kilts whipping trees and shit and then each other and slapping each other. It induced a permanent Ghostbusters in my ass. Who actually cares? that look unreal its pretty amazing, even without karkas Was just researching them Who else went from •_• to .... Ive never thought of it.....its never bothered me though... Reddit assumes I'm a man Goddamnit.. 3===D "Dragged you kicking and screaming" She looks like overly attached girlfriend Just today, there were some pretty wtf-worthy comics. From Japan Where did all these Warriors fans come from? laptop keyboard for pro level sc2... Doesn't matter. The next stage is like a train How did you manage four inversions with a 6 intensity? You opened them His dick is no joke we have the same steam picture Spikes can have fun? Whoa... my stream seems to stop playing when i switch tabs on my browser why do i have you tagged as "fegget"? Gimme What the actual fuck.....? Got a link? Curious why you've witnessed IUDs being removed Are they boobs in the top right corner? I played MW2 and I do not recall 12v12 games Sauce?! Bike delivery, like push-bike? You guys deliver pizza on them? The deadliest kind FREE WARD SKINS? This has to be fake... there's no way someone can be this stupid... right? Oh my. I feel like it has to be some sort of fucking bite or something to get this bad We're all the same person. So much liquid u know, I havent had a pb&j in so long...i might have to make one. and what is a zico?? But you can't hear voices on the moon... waaaaaaaitaminute… isnt the question "who are *you* most prejudiced *against*" rather than who *are most prejudiced*…? Are we talking about Brantford, Ontario? The city of unwed teenage mothers, and cigarette-smoking, teacher-punching 13 year olds? I know..I can't even wrap my brain around someone being 6'5" and basically never seeing anyone even close to their height..I see guys 6'5"+ every time I leave my apartment I can't wait either!!!! Hopefully end of February if they are early birds, if not then I could take the full 40 WEEK ride until march 22nd Idk how to make spoilers but they say "we are building a house on a cliff". Which means.... I didn't even know that was possible Hm, you're the only one I've heard from who didn't like it... on a side note; I loved Legendia 52 is pretty solid, and that was done on MP9 now THAT would be a painting. IT STOLE MY MEMORIES. mhm, me you can buy TWO tears? Weird... for some reason, this didn't pop up in my messages I LOVE that owl picture cannot be unseen I got /r/budgetfood. I think it's a sign for me to stop eating out so much. wtf google I am wondering why a guy his age has 13 year old girls on his facebook kill eettt with fire Why did you get downvoted to hell? I Upvoted you but you're still in the negatives! at first I was all I think I met the one on the left once context please...Rachel's my favorite I'm less intrigued by the sprite and more intrigued by how you did that with a *frying pan*. but you are not famos, why would you have fans I got the box yesterday, made a post but it doesn't look like its showing up I guess people don't like this picture? What's the problem? ....People use cars to play this game? you forgot the basement Use the bathroom Huh. And here I'd always insisted that 170 x 95? How many Ezreal Pentakills have you seens in 750 ELO? What I don't understand from this whole story is what on EARTH he was thinking the endgame would be? Was he planning to try to live a double life (two families)? Divorce you and marry her? What the fuck?? He wasn't really trying to hide things from the public given the Instagram account, etc. He legally can't marry her if you are still married to him. lol WHAT?! That actually sounds pretty plausible xD If this is even real Well seeing as I have a disability and need medical supplies to use the restroom or lead a "normal" life...I suppose the dead one I cant even bring myself to step on a bug > why wouldn't they **think** this is nonsense? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE BIRDS ARE TOO Southern Georgia This is what happens on the 21st. That was kinda fucking neat to see; an organic construction of manga. Looked... painful for the panel pieces though, holy shit. I can see that Low to mid $20's per year? Who are these people I was walking back from the bathroom and I suddenly think... omg... I look like E.T. Debra. Soon... He was losing about 10 minutes before 12, and then all of the sudden it was over 600...the dude is pretty desperate for an ipod shuffle Those bulbs scare me. I'm not comfortable with mercury at such a close reach. My god. I guess it's such a legendarily bad game, and no doubt with a very small run of copies, so it's reputation has inflated the price. Also, three stars?? OP is a faggot I tried to WILD once after an FA in a non-lucid... my dreamself thought for some reason that WILD involved falling asleep while walking around, so I spent a few minutes wandering around my house, attempting to fall asleep at the same time, until I woke up. yup! i got 2 in one run once Oh wow, yea, didn't notice that until you pointed it out. I found this image on Google+ and figured I'd share. Another friend once told me that a student in her art history intro class once wrote a very emphatic essay detailing the ways in which the Parthenon took its architectural inspiration from the White House. maybe we've had classes together Mr. Face from Amnesia They're normal eyebrows, just drawn over with an eye pencil for shape and so they're darker. I don't always do it. Some girls actually shave off their eyebrows. i honestly cant recall a snow day as well Wait... are we - are we actually calling each other bro *non-ironically* now? OOC: No They saved you $150 man (minimum). I went on 4 dates, all busts, and I usually paid That's a sea lion Doesn't afraid of anything why was this blocked on my wifi as Mature/Adult Content I always told my mom I thought I might have ADHD, she said I didn't because I wasn't always hyper(I dont know how she says that, she always yells at me to settle down, or be quiet, I am 20 Joe Rogan said sucking dick is delicious? That... is unexpectedly stupid. I didn't expect this sort of thing to be discovered now. Would've thought it's something you'd spot ages ago. Oh wow i just finished a programming degree, hopefully these games start to become the norm because I'd love to work on something so self realising, how long would it take us to reach our current technological levels. Would things like gods come to exist(People who could hack)? So many interesting questions that id love to be part of EH too many choices, which ones to pick ZOMG ... I needs a hat I've just hit 425 hours. Now you tell me. Those eye colors yeah I was talking to this girl a couple nights ago and she said something like "half the girls here are virgins and the other half are total sluts" and I was like " WTF. Never noticed. You're a cunt how come people are saying it takes years? is it that different from a fiance visa, which takes about a year? 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It definitely seems like hair and glasses should be my priority - I don't think there has been a post yet that hasn't mentioned my hair. ... what's the deal with the "female flair" in that subreddit? Wow, I just got the joke about the robot dog K-9 in Doctor Who Does your period really make you that mad It looks like the Skyrim logo sorta That sounds fucking awful, I haven't had any MRI's or a spinal tap and I seriously fucking hope that I never have to. Um, I haven't seen this yet, but perhaps she does it on purpose and finds it super hot. The weird equivalent of doing something taboo-- i.e. doing something she says is weird/forbidden, and then doing it right next to you while you sleep. And maybe she knows you know and she has some sort of exhibitionist fetish Seconded. My eyes went So hairy. I had no idea Mt. Rainier could be this beautiful! I live like, miles away and I've never seen it like this before There's actually no wool in it Why aren't people using BC + Yomuu? Woah I posted this exact comment 3 hours ago as well. MED. all the girls @ med Where is the fifth toe...??? the damage is insane Stahp doing that 20 hours for all of them or each Koh is freaky... I was referring to just the iron golem farm, unless that is also 110,000 blocks We're talking about rinsing an aqueous phase in ether or something to extract a product. Rinsing. The lab manual said 100ml portions because "about half a cup or so" isn't metric ...yes TIL Newcastle has curfews You're right, I didn't want to see that... Cuddling on the first date? After seeing this I have to ask: less cute than *what*? I Pendulum as in the people who broke off to form Knife Party? Tell us your secrets If the world is to end on the 21st, this is surely a sign of the apocalypse; the British Gov. doing something right. dat first quarter I'm jealous of the fact y'all can have rats! Apparently, we live in "rat-free Alberta", and yet we have feeder rats. 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She will be out in the yard and people will see her in the window upstairs, or people will see her walk into the kitchen, disappear into the pantry and then find her still in the room she appeared to have walked out of. Once her husband saw her walk into the pantry and turn the light on (by puling the cord on a utility fixture) and after calling her, she came into the kitchen from the living room where he left her. The light was still on in the pantry. S-should I upvote it to make fun of how stupid it is, or downvote it because of how stupid it is I seriously misread the first sentence of your comment. how'd he get two obelisk in 3 turns? I've never met anyone who enjoyed transcription. i always thought direct drive was the way to go? SudoGhost is stalking us uh, he became a woman? Or, at the market near where I live, sometimes in the lanes. Where people drive. 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Shitty_Watercolour, your skill has DRASTICALLY improved i like biostar boards in general. never had issues with their hardware. but the colors. it cant be that hard to buy the plasticparts in black or another single color ... you mean everyone doesn't watch this every day, often several times? This one comment has got to have produced one of the biggest karma trains I've ever seen. sexy and beautiful !! Amazing girl Is that Tiger Woods in the background? What?! Yes! Me too! The sidelying/spooning sex thing is new to us - we never did this position before, but now it's all that works for me, IDGI. OP delivers I own every legendary skin, and a skin for every champion I enjoy. I enjoy about 70% of the champions As soon as I hit anything that opens anything, it disengages cruise on every single vehicle for me Lucky for me, I'm already quite used to sore hips. 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Why some one downvoted(you have 1 downvote as of now) you I have no idea What the hell am I looking at here? fraer over GuMiHo (incredibly strong TvP) and Scarlett (also great ZvP). How does that work? Dont talk bad about mi r/gonewild girls Wow I'm not too familiar with Hello Venus, so for a moment i thought i saw Jessica and krystal Jung Disturbing Knowing that everything in a game is based on a rule createt by a human is fairly obvious and really shouldn't destroy the immersion whatsoever, the only thing that could be bothering is knowing what they could have done better or to see were almost no work went into. What are you going to do with a mine? So many toploaders You currently have 100 upvotes and 100 downvotes, I randomly get shivers but have NEVER seen other people get them. I thought I was just a freak. Maybe this means no one has noticed me when I've been doing them Dude, what is your job? I am not the best person to ask cause it would work for me. 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Then they came out with ice cream sandwich and it was so beautiful and most of the functionality HTC added in is now in stock so I kinda feel like it's lacking. I don't really like custom skins now but the amount of little features in touch wiz amazes me all the time. I always think I've figured it all out and then something else pops up. Account less than a day old how the hell do you light it Flash won 1v5 in LoL controlling 5 heroes himself. He thought it was hard game.. he said that other guy almost won How is skin trading possible Wait, that's Aerodactyl? I would have never guessed. I always thought he'd be a darker color Sounds like fun to me, I need something to do NO. I don't know why, but it reminds me of Sully from Monster's Inc. Welp....time to go play Mass Effect THAT...is one fatty-ass timebomb. Ehm, isn't that just lesbian porn? I do personally really have a thing for a girl's hair... BUT... it's a turn-on... not the thing I actually want to have sex with... You described it as a "subreddit on an online link-sharing site". You're explaining it to them as if they don't know what Reddit is, yet you expect them to know what a subreddit is? I did the same thing I only have one disk What!? yes you do o_O i was heading from the tunnel to the farm and there were like 10 zombies which i didnt even noticed.... they allmost killed me while holding a m4 with forward grip Who says it isn't? Now that I think on it, that may be the only contribution to the show as far as on air product goes.... That first image is really hot and that confuses me How was yours that small? I'm at 0% at 80MB downloaded. 5,306 files to go. That's a cool logo. Is it just meant to be a circle with a dog in the middle and cool lines sticking out of said circle, or is it supposed to be depicting a dog getting sent into outer space? I think I'm the reason for that warning tag on curlers Trust me when I say you do not want the name Goatsie Umm.... yep, sure looks that way. That was...impressive. By including Switzerland, is it suggesting we all have military grade rifles in our homes instead of handguns?? i would like items......Have a cookie (> I read that as "Its a good start to the day when Bill Nye makes you score" hahaha. you right. i just didn't want to scream across the restaurant. her visits were pretty rare and she would pretty much set things down, turn her back to us, and sprint across the restaurant Dat music No Selling guns to crazy people is ok because otherwise they could get their feelings hurt? Shut your filthy mouth Dude that is awesome yet creepy at the same time Looks interesting. Will watch This is what nightmares are made of. I thought it was going to show the clip ons being inserted into the tear ducts. Exactly what I was wondering.. I read that in Teemo's voice... Who knows, maybe wolves secretly use guns too. Haven't we had enough pics of Eau Rouge? Sigh... Just about everywhere Omg! This film looks a lot darker than I remember There's a CEO? You're telling me that the *entire* Nielsen audience is composed of people who *subscribe to magazines?* LOl if ppl RUsh @ the sight of free Dota 2 invite, Why is the value for it so cheap .. Hmmm Hmmmmmm . You must have had a great base if you have reached 260lbs deadlift just after 3 months of lifting, am I right? I have one too, pulled from an impulse buy at Wal-Mart. My eyes---> That is so cute! Also, I absolutely LOVE the seaweed snacks from Trader Joe's and those caramel apple lollipops are my favorite!!! Are you me? interesting how reddit brings people together. i was lucky enough to be out of the 'boil all your water' area Is peanut butter rare over there? It's a common staple here. I can't imagine a house that wouldn't have peanut butter... It's as common as ketchup. But about 5 other Civs already had pantheons I believe Skyrim on the first day had a Steam peak of 270k? It seems we're gonna pass that sooner than you'd think Ow fuck Awful. What the... For one second I though a "pedometer" did another thing entirely. that looks like a real professional certification. No offense but in my eyes only the movies can actually decide what happens, so for me Boba Fett is dead, unfortunately. Maybe he will be in Episode VII? Comment if you like pizza. Ignore for the Anti-Christ. why did nasus flash there at the start? $750 and no gpu That is crazy. Same with Goof Troop! the police can handcuff people who are not even under arrest? at first, I thought you weere a guy and I was all like I agree but why the fuck wasn't anyone else on the mountain?! Very nice. That's all I have to say about that I am seriously trying to imagine how much hair must have been removed from your butt for the SOUND OF YOUR FARTS to have been effected. Será que não percebes que estes abusos que estás disposto a correr, é precisamente o que coloca em perigo a sustentabilidade do SNS?! Holy fuck I just realized this happened to me today. It it's that crazy NOW, in modern times, imagine what a game of Hurling looked like in 1200 ad with a bunch of giant, burly, Irish peasants beating the fuck out of each other. ww forever ... Together Have you thought of trying to show her some of the literature on this sub / some of the resources linked from here? I thought my mom would just go Request social suggestions, reject every suggestion made... Imagine what Sacrifice of Angels would look like..... [Atheists ~~arguing~~ circlejerking as if God is actually real and Mike Huckabee is literally Jesus and Moses and the burning bush rolled into one official spokesperson for God. OK then You have a shiny Shedinja The luck dragon from never ending story Maybe he has a father... Whoa, they have plastic-pulling videos on xHamster?? Well, She's not my friend anymore after this N-no...? Why would they? Shit, this is a long game if there are plot lines for two other characters too It's a great idea, but... Hasn't Ebola been eradicated? Last case was a few decades ago in Africa... I've had this mentality ever since my girlfriend once started rubbing my gooch. Oh wow. I watched the human centipede my face exactly: **REALLY?!** Awesome. I do Congress, it's fun. Maybe I'll see you. Abington caught on fire during my speech tonight, a few hours ago. So yeah. Middle of my speech the school was ablaze. Kettish, this disappeared from the new submissions thingy There must be more info than that or he was speaking in tongues WELL HE DOESN'T SAY HE WON'T SHOW UP WHEN HE WANTS TO I am so confused This is too weird. Earlier today I submitted an idea to planet minecraft's minedeas contest titled "The Ocean Update" announcers keep using weirdly sexual language with him too. "the red rocket is begging for it" "bonner going deep for 3" "he loves putting it in" Dear lord.... Because 27 is the age of the older guy in the picture? You don't age well. ... I was going to say that I concurred with user " what were you before?? OP, is this by any chance in northern IL? If not, than there is a clone theater there. "We are satisfied" Ouch Same I have two talents that make me really happy! First, I play a ton of instruments. Music is amazing and has played a big role in my life. And second, I know waaaay more about fish (especially fish reproduction Sorry for using big words Season 13?? I'm confused what does dissapoting mean? Yes..............Nightmare Creatures for the N64 put a permanent fear of water in video games in me. You can imagine how much I shit my pants in Resident Evil 4 when I was shooting the fish in the water by the dock before crossing the lake for the first time. all i can think reading these is: Someone remembered +2k now I scanned your comment history...you wear a kilt, too. Your link is the same one as OP's... which they still haven't changed Yes...being a combatives instructor for the Army is "just training". What is it with Americans and their socks? Is he pointing to a smoking building? They've got curved penises More gore than the hobbit had Reply with random shit and give them crazy eyes, like "Once, I kissed a llama... Positive Dang um Tolles "spiel". rumlaufen und gps punke ablaufen. Holy. Crap. I would love to chat :). I think I'm an attractive girl, and it has it's advantages, but it still doesn't feel "right" sometimes. It's like you have men trapped in women's bodies and vise versa, but usually their into the same gender. I like men, I tried dating girls, just to see if maybe that was the case, and I can't stand them, plus vaginas look like tacos that want to eat you Agreed, I haven't listened to Disturbed in months, suddenly I've listened to a bunch of their songs You crazy bastard Hmm... Very nice find at 3am... I enjoyed. The guy fighting at the beginning confuses me though. Someone jumping on my car and punching at me imma kick his ass. Also he was dropping things and he never went back to get them Wait, there's a reddit clan? I only know of the relatively inactive chat channel then it should be Tenchu, I guess Sounds like he says FUH to me. Also you can say shit on tv they use it on NCIS all the time I just realized what Charmeleon means That Diana win rate drop I get downvoted because people think Im being serious? would it have gone any differently if she didn't dress as you? Can anyone explain, like a few episodes back why they had tentacle monsters in the world tree, I thought it was weird to not have fairies there it's not plastic? ^(*Why are you responding to 2 month old comments? Yes, of course you know more than someone with a degree in a subject. I was poking fun at myself with the last line. I'm a ginger too, a rather pleasant one too. But some people seem to think I eat souls skeptical but willing to try edit: Wow. Hey, where's Shitty_Watercolour when we need him? No, no, I'm just kidding. I have already have a detailed mental image.... How did a jellyfish get under your mattress? Where are they gonna touch me? Soooo... Apparently I can recognize Manuel Ferrara from his mouth alone. Not sure what that says about me... IMO, one ECM is a proper counter, 5 is just kind of silly Brilliant, thanks. That means I'm going to get thousands of PMs now asking me for the code? ¯\ i agree. I'd give you a sky-rimjob. If people don't know about this, there are jeans that incorporate about 3-4% spandex which makes them way more stretchy than normal jeans. They kinda work except where the thighs rub against each other, you might have to patch them there eventually. (Otherwise, balls out. lol no thanks, what part of u makes u think that is a fair trade? Huh. Well I don't know what everyone's complaining about then. Are you sitting on ice? Please tell me you can still order these Damn nature, you scary What build did you go for then? What? No WSUS servers? I totally want that app... PFD is a lot to handle. You'll enjoy Congress, basically just talk on everything and you'll be fine. And it was insane. do people seriously pay that much? I mean damn who even has that much gold What? She's only 19? So, you hired people to look for child porn? Thanks, this is helpful =) I was planning on watching Monster but I wasn't sure about it being 74 episodes, can you tell me if it's worth the time I'd put into it? And about One Piece, it was my favorite show when I was little while it was new! I just don't think I have the time to watch 500+ episodes to catch up... ..el 70% corresponde al 10% mas rico?? jamas me he puesto en comunicación con personas de tan alto nivel socio-económico! que pensaran de mi estado social? What if he really does? did anyone else read that as "erection"? Katy to Sugarland is a short drive? As a teacher this shit makes me *extremely* nervous. I know what it's like to work with kids who are a bit on the unbalanced side - not to say I would ever suspect any of them at my school of doing something like this, but I imagine the teachers in Newton thought the same thing. Some kids do stupid impulsive shit all the time. They basically lack any finer-grained judgment and are completely incapable of seeing down the road to the true consequences of their actions. I know I had that Achilles heel when I was a teenager, and I did some incredibly stupid shit, but the only person I ever really hurt was myself. I had no easy access to guns, though, at least not the way we do today. Iš kur čia jūsų tiek daug? applied 10 days ago and got in some how They look like Chip N Dale dancers A colleague had a request to advocate a guy who threw his poop out of his window toward people. Why? Scientists studying genes and brains of psychopaths discovers he himself has the genes and also brain of a psychopath. Asks his friends if he is a psychopath, and they say yes. Oh my gosh I don't even know what it is but she is just so completely gorgeous I just looked through my red version and I guess I did back then. There's an entire storage box of Digletts, Dugtrios, Sandshrews, and Sandslash I got it and didn't realize it was so rare Idk why I found that so adorably endearing. I think I'd feel less shitty about STILL getting asked if I want the kids menu (I'm 20) if it meant feeding my pop some tasty grilled cheeses lol. Or maybe I'll just order grilled cheese next time. I am more then a foot taller Why is he proud of getting fat? You already require coffee? Well played on the block But you can't rape the willing. By ignoring this you would be saying "I want this man to rape me". Drops happen to even the best players..nobody is perfect. When a team throws at a high volume then you have to consider that there will be more dropped passes. I'd like to see drops compared to attempts per team. You guys usually have the highest attempts..even more than Brees this season Your username... Why would adults be worth less exp than kids? why does this get downvoted Dude, if your phone was in the picture, then what did you use to take the picture? Hey I wouldn't wanna try it if I was you it was scary So it's harder to say dump the religion than actually do it She? how can people be in such elo srsly.......u loose every game or what? just had a realisation that lap top sits on top of your lap !!! What did he take the picture with What the hell did I just watch ( Wait. Are you being sarcastic? Reigns is taking most of the abuse in this match... kudos to Luther's son... isnt the girl in red the crazy girl from westborough baptist church? You don't have to be an architect to design something like this...... Uhh. . . how? That's why I said "got the feeling" Cute but the hair.. OptiC... Generico is the sword.... But... Can anyone here recite the Mvp prayer? I forgot what it was what what what what..... I thought thorn and eth were unvoiced and voiced, respectively, thus we have what we have in IPA now... My two boys were meowing to each other once when following a fly around the house. One was on top of the fridge and the other was on the ground - it felt as if they were communicating the whereabouts of the target I can't believe I am the only one who upvoted the scuba car Oh god I've never seen that gif, took me off guard and I laughed my entire family awake I live in Albuquerque.... Why do you have your teachers number? I live in Goodyear No tastosis? No...no that was not my intention...but let the games begin! You're welcome and holy shit my comment got over 2000 up votes? omg Peer pressure; in other words, Reddit Wow, your work is amazing! you can't smegma NZ is very atheist friendly Convinced my boyfriend's 3'ish year old second-niece that one of her relatives was so strong and had hit the ball so hard that it was going to travel around the whole world and land next to us from the opposite direction (it had actually just fallen into the neighbor's backyard). Eventually someone threw it back and it rebounded off the house and had landed next to us... right from the opposite direction! She was all this is .... hard to unsee... although I can't.. stop .... watching ... This is deep. How could you possibly confuse a D for an A? should i be as confused as i am? I love you But... Is your mom going to make a gun video? Where can I get this? Oops, the god slipped and fell, guess he's completely dead. Dat cable management "What do you mean we're getting a dog for Christmas?" It does. It's called www.redditchat.com. How I actually got into reddit I feel like I'm no longer in Kansas...that's how sleepy I am. I thought I was the only crazy motherfucker Since when is declining a case a Bar violation? $300 a month?! That has nothing at all to do with either my post or the post I replied to, though There's a Reddit god!? Wow, yeah. I apparently plagiarized the fuck out of my open book final. What is wrong with your mother Even if they became unbound, how did they found 1 million lemons to sell ? Dose yourself with L. Then brainstorm Where does this guy live? Where are gay people prancing around like fairies all the time? This account has been activated for a year yes. What does that have to do with the time I have spent on reddit as a website? this is how you carry solo q ... oh wait Jeebus fuck what is he saying I am following your commands right now, scary mystery genie None Licking your dry lips makes them worse? Dude how many languages do you need It almost spells out "kill"... because you *are* an electric screwdriver? I didn't know belts could talk! Holy crap. I'm a marijuana activist and part of the rebel alliance. I can tell my kids I fought against Marijuana prohibition and became a part of history. You have. An amazing body Relevant username somewhat. I think I do Nope. Super rude. Super, duper rude. Screw those guys. You're amazing for doing all that for even 2 weeks. I don't even do that shit for my own baby daddy. I had every single sonic related one, I'm pretty sure I still do... yea I had a slight obsession What is this? V-Mon from Digimon fighting a Blue Snail? "Sensitive question: Does the death of Conor still toy with your emotions?" me and my brother were at the beach awhile back and we made a sand castle and a lady and her dog walked by and her dog pee'd on it Fuckballs, nice link Skeletons don't bleed though I know :) One of my best friends is naturally thin. Can't gain weight to save his life Sorry meant how was the final, I'm taking it Friday. It also looks like I just took a chem 202 final with you too Well I think what I was trying to say was that this opinion changed after I watched this particular video, but sadly I got downvoted to oblivionby hardcore SONEs before people could actually read what I was saying For comparison, $60 in 1996 had the buying power of $88 today Not sure what is going on Just hanging out >Holy shit, the Borg's entire interest in humanity/Federation as a target for assimilation may just be due to Q's flinging them across the galaxy WHAT!? You got THAT far? I'm never asking to barrow a pen pencil marker crayon again! Really? YES! I first saw that clip on a powerful documentary on crop circles couple years back. On the doc. a japanese researcher went to one of the hotspots in england and with a group they meditated on a geometric design he had just drawn that night. The next morning, on an adjacent field, there was an exact replicate of his design. Bahahahaaaaa!!!! We may have the same name, but not my doppelganger.. lol. Ah crap, now you're googling me (>^_^(> I do love Dota2, but I haven't quit SC2. I actually have something to confess... I love to play more than 1 game SO JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That...that is a really good question, I've never tried that before 4chan = deepweb? Wait... there are people on Reddit who don't repost? Oh GOD. This story went suddenly from annoying, non-cleaning bitch to infected swamp hag in an instant. Where did you grow up where the girls had boobs in fifth grade? Thank you for giving me a new subreddit to subscribe too.... Transformation Hyper into Iron Patriot. Paint me stupid, but what exactly is happening in the video? Did you smush the sniper or? I need some more coffee I think Are you running both at the same time? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? NA's aren't delegated to cath anybody... at least where I live (Bay Area). Image if karma existed! Well, we technically met in high school and were good acquaintances, but never had contact after graduation. About 4 years ago he messages me over the internet asking about where I worked because he was wanting to apply there. We get to chatting for a long while and then he shows me his webcam so I can see what he looks like now. Well, because I'm a little saucy, I dared him to do something. He danced naked for me (I couldn't believe he did it!) and the next day we went to lunch and hit it off (and he couldn't believe it worked!) We can't tell people that part, though. "Hey, haven't seen you a few years...dare you to get butt naked." T.S.M.. Does it not prove that it was demolished? Is there something wrong with you? ............ this is actually a job? Imagine if that guy was a black belt. A dirty dirty toy I live in Rochester So much English words in Bulgaria. RTL I read your your username as Drunken_Black. Wat. Color printing on a college campus?!?! His boots are melting too. fuck why do i keep looking at her eyes Is this in New Jersey? Cause I swear to god this looks *exactly* like a development I live like right next to THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT LESSON AND A GREAT STORY. ( Confirmed. Source: Watching right now. [](/flutterwhoa) Really? I didn't realize it was quite that long. And Project Horizons is even longer? How did I read all of that Kinda does... I'm from el paso, pero tx. Wtf Calm down a little, man He's absolutely right!... That's kinda hot Wow. I totally misread what you wrote... I got into a slapfight discussion with /u/IHaveTimeToKill over rape culture Behave, dress, etc. at a children's amusement park the way they would behave at Burning Man. More accurate representation: oh god how did he do that yes, yes they are.... Di... Did I just... summon you?! CAN I DO THAT?!?!?! Maybe it's just a link you've already clicked Thanks for the post! That crash followed by a ball of fire? I went from :D to Possibly the most elaborate attempt at fan art in the history of the Universe. WTF just happened How about you smite it only when they leave? Some people just can´t think for themselves That awkward moment when your best friend shows up on the front page of /r/videos from 2 years ago haha is a reference to something or did we actually play? hell I didn't even see the word "out" I was WTF then read it again oh "came out" For a second I thought I had entered a universe where reddit was 4chan ( My first dream was that I was having a little girl, and I had a feeling it was going to be a girl. Sure enough, girl:D However, I had a secondary dream where for some reason I've basically been able to say 'that dream was for our second. It's going to be a boy' Track: BMW M3. 180mph is kinda silly ...I go to Aquinas.. I would not be that nice if this happened to me... Not even close to it. And I'm not a mean person! I just... don't react well to drunk people bursting into my house and peeing on stuff. You lucked out. Dude? THAT'S ur dad? Great work! Man, I had no idea syndra dealt that much damage The second one had maybe one of the more frightening scenes in it for me, and the best part is you only realize it after it happens. If you ever watch the movie, it's the part where Aiden's taking pictures of himself repetitively in a public bathroom mirror, and his mother comes and grabs him and takes him away. When she goes through the photos..... Ima mass weed murderer I've seen like three in the past two days I now have the Putt Putt Saves the Zoo song stuck in my head. Erm, I found it that it was absolute horseshit? when I read the start of his comment, having not watched the event, I assumed leenock was the one who had cheesed 7 games in row. What...the actual...fuck... OOOOHHH whoops I thought of something completely different I was going to comment, until I saw his super aggressive self answer I've been playing Mario 3D Land on my DS and I use headphones. He screams a lot. Wee hee! Woo hoo! Wah hoo! Every time he jumps, or gets a flag, or does anything Such a sweet picture of the cat sleeping, post to r/aww. Did not expect those abs CONTENT UPDATE. HOLY FUCK. Our breast pieces are $1.99 each, and the thighs are $1.59 (stupid fucking expensive). People typically order just breasts and out of habit I typed in the code for breasts instead of thighs. This lady straight up told me the next time that she didn't want me to wait on her because I "overcharged her" for a thigh. I literally Dat first one Not a crane - more like a helicopter the gunboats and mantreads are also differently aligned Huh? You mean Blade Runner? It's in the (not deleted) post you just answered to... (I can swim, for a while... eh.. I'll work from home Me! :> and wow you got a LOT of stuff So now you have to catch all the shiny pokemon now... right And speeding up, too. huh...wahhh? How dare you bring reason into this discussion?! Well yes, but I don't take pictures of them night and day Who fucks a 5 year old that menstrates?? First thought : "It's so fluffy I'm gonna die !!" - Second thought : "The color of her/his eyes is amazing I read that as "Thanks for that erection" What? Being from Spain, I've tried to buy from them in the past, but can't because my country isn't listed as an option (unlike Belize, Uzbekistan and New Caledonia Sc2 can. I am just giving suggestions for co-op play, so lay the fuck off me with that :’( Why so butthurt? Are you an IIT grad looking pick up chicks with this video GUYS. GUYS. 1ST TIME EVER HEARING THIS. THIS IS SO...GOOD. OMG, give him ALL the food Unsure whether to My favourite part is the completely unexplained antisemitism Yeah, I reforged a bunch of hit/crit into spirit last night, picked up something like 1000 SPI. I'm also saving up for a Jade Spirit enchant (~~sells for around 1600g on my server, I think~~ **edit**: just checked, 6800g I've played claw since cod4 Article from 2008 Happy whatever girl. In that bent over pick we can see just how juicy that pussy is! For some reason I see him saying mouthwash. Am I the only one I am always on pony servers, but have never once heard about clop servers the joys of the internet..... Odd. I know Nicky Butt is in there. I know what Nicky Butt looks like now and I know what he looked like when he was playing, but I can't place him in this picture How was it obvious? LucifroN looked so sick in his final match (8-2 win over TitaN every original thought I've ever had has already been posted somewhere on reddit Why is this being downvoted? Strange server it is Warsaw too! I came to ask the same, why are both his feet showing on the sides of the book? Ducky Tie incident and leading up to. The mermaid theory and everything involving it. When she LIVED with him and became his pseudo wife. What else would you like to see? How he get her bikini bottoms Voted ^^. Someone is so bored that has to downvote every comment how did you get that amount of money? sshhh i didnt see that RVP Hmmm isn't 'half a double chest' the same as a chest? Yesterday, my co-worker said that shootings never happen in Canada. The worst part is that WE LIVE IN MONTREAL Guess it's time to sell mine as well Not everyone is as hot as you though Dostoyevskaya?? With that crazy-looking author of classic depressing novel? You forgot about the flashbang Brazier was definitely my key to victory on NG, NG+, and NG++, just, on +++ it hasn't been quite enough. I'll... get... there... So I'm on reddit blue and this picture is directly after the picture of the girl and her flute and 2 deer *gasp!* You are right! erm... did she not want to stay home? Holy flask, Batman nothing around here has been shut down baca You couldn't find a vector version? you can see the pixels Oh my, that's very tall indeed In switzerland Dogmatic preferably. I do find it fascinating though, that knowledge of good and evil were the forbidden fruit. If I recall correctly, the line in the bible goes something like "they're like us now" - God, speaking to someone? I find parts of genesis utterly fascinating. Like, in the very beginning, there's mention of another race of people(*?*), and then nothing about them again, as far as I know, which isn't very far. Still, who the fuck And then there are those cheapo phillips head drywall screws that snap off if you torque them too hard and you are left with the screw shaft embedded in the material with no obvious easy way to get it out. I hate that when that happens. First pipe I ever bought was a Churchwarden about 5 years ago...because of LotR. o god this drives me crazy. People swerving on the roads and almost coming into your lane, look over, head down buried in a text. Uh wat? You've been feeding Google analytic data for *years* and you're suddenly worried about *Facebook*? Try removing /2013 from the URL I heard that but I wasn't sure it was a real thing Bogs used to terrify me as a young Boy Scout - I used to go to a summer camp on a lake that had a bog on the shore about 100 yards wide from shore to outer edge. There were camp legends about boys who had gone through the bog and had it close up above them, their only chance of survival being to swim that long 100 yards under the bog to get to open water. The stuff that creates, for a 10-year old, truly terrifying nightmares..... It is now my goal to meet each and every member of this family if they really do live in South Bend. How can such awesome live so close by? Woah, never would have picked that. Anyone else buy this and not get your keys yet? I got the email from Paypal saying payment sent, got the confirmation on the gala page saying sale complete but still no email with the keys, also my profile shows me owning gala 2 and 7 but nothing about this one Awesome vid. This gave me chills Just awesome. I had a nice chill everywhere! I'm not a libertarian are you retarded? That doesn't look like an infection, that looks more like mould Rumpelstilzchen... I'm 30, 5'7", and 170lbs... I'm not pocket gay, am I? I'm seeing 1165. Is it weird that the two sisters gave me a boner? Ah. Why is the second picture on an Android device? What show is this? heh, speaking of, I just had an omni that tried to play as a carry and never went with the team. 'Wow this hero sucks' I second that. amazing I remember I had Tommy, Trinni and Billy but I could never find Jason anywhere Thank you! I work hard to keep her in good shape. Looks pretty good for almost 8 years old nazi poster boys... What are the other two? on my Composite exam Cisco had the *audacity* of asking me about Spread Spectrum of frequencies in 802.11 wireless protocols You do some strange experiments with Twilight Sparkle and because of that, you are mayor of Ponyville. In the 90's it did rule us all I live in Everett and I haven't heard about this yet. When did it happen What the fucking fuck? It's true. O_O Meep?! THOSE... THOSE ARE AMAZING... *blink blink...shiny... drool..passes out* NEED. How the hell did you do this Went to a halloween party this year with one of my best friends.Got to the games portion of the night. playing dare or dare. my turn comes up. grab my dare card out of the hat. It is lick the nose of the tallest person in the room. I am 6'3. im like i just won The Game! i win! victory! the smallest girl in the room (hot as hell) says no u dont win! here (she stands on the couch barely meeting my face when i stand) lick my nose! 23 year old slightly overweight virgin me didn't register this as this would be the first girl ever to actually ask me to do anything to her (socially awkward from years of being bullied in middle and high school). im like nah i win hawhaw! shes like noooo. on the ride home, im like wtf was she drunk? my friend says nah all my girlfriends friends are straight edge,like you. She wanted you. i'm like thanks man, I didn't know his square moves were that useful I'm thinking your grandfather better start going to Church in his old age. where are you getting your scripts filled? I pay like 90/month for mine... you sir are a genius! I've never been excited to mow the lawn. It all makes sense now... Are you saying your school does Brooklyn New York ( gimme that exa beetle please Well i dont lol.... whats Habeas Corpus Yep, completely unauthentic. It certainly can be demoralizing to see how good some of these people are! I remember listening to Thomas Bergersen's mockups for the first time and just doing this Well I guess if that's your thing I won't judge .... The first section alone should just about do it - especially if sent kinda lateish at night. Some dudes just don't get it I guess. Actually, according to the other thread, most dudes just don't get it What if the victim was a Cloyster instead. The one Arabic guy I know refers to himself as "King Sand Nigger" from time to time I would not for one second be surprised. That's more viewers than the recent NASL stream Of course! Then... prepare to be surprised...? Almost a spartan... a prototype of sorts. Except spartans were prototypes Hadn't thought of that... now I am a bit freaked out. You took my exact comment. I do not have that problem and I have never paid. Jesus fuck expensive Dude, I'm a dude and I think you're hot. Or she also wanted some candles, handcuff and a leather whip I imagined you watching someone from across a park. Binoculars appears in front of your face, held by your hands. Then night vision goggles on your head above the bionculars. Then duct tape, taking one of the hands away. Then a knife in the other hand and somehow the binoculars were still sticking to the front of your face. That's a real stereotype? what pun... Did i go out with you at some point? Same thing happened to me Or Australian. (or any country colonized by England wat and how Have you been reading A song of ice and fire? BROWN triangle for the bundle?!.....thats......an odd choice... Wow Sounds like some villagers ate some moldy rye bread Woah. Triple post Well hey man, if you ever come to California, I'll have a crate full of all different Fanta flavors for you waiting! Well not all cos according to Wiki there is about 100 Plus I'm fat! But I am pretty sure my latex allergy is more important I counted them on my Dvorak keyboard: YIDHMW. Dunno why but this reminds me of a very off topic story i read in an interview with DJ Armin. He was doing a show in Tel Aviv and a "supermodel" starts hitting on him (based on the timing, it had to be Bar Rafaeli). And he turned her down just so he could say that he had. I just keep trying not to think about how it would have ended, had the eagle gotten up a bit higher in the air, before dropping the kid... Wow thats a weird one! Your username is...i can't even... When you do this, make sure you take into account whether the paper has important stuff written on it! Cats seem to like that better, I am not even sure how they can tell Valve needs to release Dota 2 candy. that part when you just understood what was happening, my eyes just..stayed wide open the whole time....cannibalism maan, what it does to people.... Yes.... Appreciate.... dat link I think I love you dafuq Related: If you live with a girl and they say "I *really* need to use the washing machine", they really do need to use the washing machine hows that butchering the franchise I must have missed that Great review Goss :) I'm really enjoying mine, but I do wish that the pseudo-top cap that is just for aesthetics was removable :( And It is rather large in the 18650 configuration. I didn't realize that it's a freaking inch larger than the provari either And screams at you. How does it scream with no face! Relevant username. I would have had to get a new doctor after that.. They actually expressed milk from your baby? whoops sorry It'll be really close between him and Bryan Cranston as Walter White, they both end next year dodgy link? I like CGI but I never tought that something like this is possible, alot of hard work and expensive tools to make this one Or, it might be something that was commonly done back then. then... WOW ** Wow Does that mean LikeLikes in Zelda are actually pronounced "Licky-Licky"? While not a Fire type, Aggron learns Aqua Tail. I'd so take it if it's available What is going on with /r/politics that you're getting heavily downvoted for this? this just blew my mind There are girls who I haven't even dated who've gotten their hands on my hoodies. I just realized I've never actively gotten rid of a hoody, and yet the number I own has remained constant... Unless you have a business web server or something, what are you doing getting close to anything like 500GB a month? I always worry that I'm going to drop my camera, even though I have an wrist-strap and I'm firmly gripping it. He's some creepy dude smiling at them randomly Id have a nonstop flaming cat, which is begging for food all the time Won't that run all over your legs? I would hate to know that pee is running down my legs. Why should acceptance be even a viable alternative? ... I cant believe cheat cc is still a site SICK everything dude.....I have that same laptop.....and i never noticed that I love the feeling of him cumming in my mouth and swallowing, but the taste... Its a sign WindowsXP I literally do the opposite of all of those Hahaha ! His face ( Dat ending Damn they have buffed sivir and blitz. Lower left corner: Obama is using my computer. TIL that Banana Peppers existed Ramsey I thought there was something wrong with them... but was too afraid to say anything to anyone. According to SteamCheckList, I have 166 games and 0% completed. I never realized how bad I was at completing games What the actual fuck O_O. It'd be easy to immediately dismiss as faked but... what? wasn't smulgullig a really young guy? I'm pretty sure he's not "oldschool" at all That's weird, I do have this print on sale on Society 6 but I never got any money from them That's good to hear. I'd like to get into the newer 580 series guns for the heavier barrel. Love the wood stock with the 20 round box in it, looks so iconic. Also the garand action is highly regarded. Ha, I've heard about the casings ejecting a good distance. I've never fired one but I heard it can shoot them upwards of 30 feet or so... Pretty good descriptor for the population I'd guess. None of these work Youre right This is what I figure. "My husband watches porn, like almost all guys. That's cool." Versus, "My husband is watching this girl have anal sex This begs more fundamental questions, like are there any state of matter requirements for horcruxes? If you can make the sun or a pebble, how about a random Nitrogen Molecule in the air? This begs the question, how many layers of nesting "bigger on the inside" spells are possible?! You again?!?!?! Imagine the look on the face of the person it landed on The average is higher than THQ cause i create lobby game I wonder if the corporate office will be open, as well. Maybe the Board of Directors and CEO will pitch in and lend a hand. On a related/not related note...the Asura toy today was awesome. its like a spinning Lemarchand's box! Will this toy golem open a gateway to hell?!? didnt study didnt study oh i know ill write this drivel and ill pass! That's a girl? After getting a team together to get the tPvP monthly last month, and the rewards being utter shit, I have no motivation to complete it this month. Who decided that including PvP salvage kits in the monthly would motivate anyone to complete this? That would be incredibly I'm guessing she used hacks to get it, but my sister used to have a Magikarp that knew Fly Cant even see what it is Or maybe threadless copies all of Abed's personal wardrobe. what? she was dead? Oh god i'd rather have it going in then just coming out... lol thats what she said sorry wow 5 schools together and only 11 Sounds like a cast member from Jackass I felt like I was reading about my own childhood... Where did you get the covers? I agree with your man on this one. Looks like that pussy would eat me instead of me eating her. As a Canadian, what in the world is Ninja Dust? TIL My cats the same way. But I wont prostitute my cat out for karma. Or will I? Wow. Big old no from me. Am i weird for thinking about my own boyfriend, like... every time? I realized that I only had fire spray with me when I got to him on NG++. That was a vaguely hilarious way to kill him, left me thinking that fire spray is probably the most efficient mana:damage spell in the game - though it certainly took a long while. I'm glad you're not dead. I don't need that kind of blood on my hands! I stan for Madea....secretly My game does not look like any of these. Ah sorry! I'm always so excited about the peekabook of color next to my face so Im always like I made that dodger song Maybe it was real... Yes I was. And I did not know that would set underwater. Where did you get the custom rarity shell? I don't have the means to drill through the rock, especially since some of my pieces are rather large. And supposedly, the dry rock that I have is fragile. Where do you even get acrylic rods? That is equally as exciting I hate it everyone someone doesn't rewind them. What if when the people of DBZ "feel a power level" it's just a cold chill I see what you did there GMW... Jesus. I just read the entire thing. I think I want to move to Washington Girl here- i started when i was 12 Gotye has really gone off the deep end My girl wanted to bite me. I wasn't sure at first but now I am addicted to her biting me. I get a rush through my body and I get so turned on. She loves biting me and leaving her mark. Now she wants to punch me in the balls Met one of the workaholic guys at a comedy show and apparently my drunk self told him I had hairy testicles. How in the world did you get this photograph? Read the title and.... I work for a tech company, using a particular, very industry-specific piece of software. Everyone therefore assumes that I know everything about computers and could not only help them fix their computer, but instantly and painlessly transition to any job that uses computers, from dba to video game programmer and beyond. No gun threats at my school, but a guy in my grade was caught selling pipe bombs on Monday ` They sold Ki-Adi-Mundi hologram figues? why ski gloves? Would you rather die suddenly, or know it's coming? Judging by your comments.. Do you work in a Whole Foods? I just don't see it... I know, right? Soup is so...hearty and delicious. I'm always shocked when I hear people don't like something that's pretty likable. For instance, I have a friend who doesn't like chocolate. Why not both SHIT I play on Garena too; I cringed when I saw someone playing Akali and build WotA without her green passive activated. I don't get mad though, I'd just lane against her and collect a free win by shutting her down since she kind of needs to snowball. Anyway so far many of the Akalis I see this week dive headfirst into teamfights and think their shroud will save them; I just pop a vision ward and we fight 5v4 and win. There was an Akali on my team who built phage and said it was important because she couldn't catch up. RG3 earnt 40 mil this year? Are those arms even real? Startale team is so strong But which ones are hers ( Somebody should tell OP that human phalluses aren't supposed to taper like that. You get an item either way. It's just slightly less chance of a good item if you loose... So just have fun with it Why would Prypiat ever be on a test on Chernobyl if it was in Texas The eyes. My pics led to the first ban... not sure of that's an honor or an ignominy. got mine on my iPad 4... daily in use. nothing like that ever happened to my ipad Oh... I can only imagine how mad Gundown would feel so it no longer applies since its a sequel... There's a lonedruid set? WOW... i really wish there will be someone who will make me smile ._. this is my first time participating in SS, and apparently i was unlucky with my SS since he/she retrieved my info on nov. 27th, but let me down afterwards (no msgs, nothing shipped, never retrieved my info again, nothing D: ). i'm quite gutted, but at least my gift for my giftee is on its way :D (although it seems it got stuck somewhere on/over the atlantic ocean It didn't go that deep And the newest meme is...... I played a blind pick last night because I knew I'd never get her in draft (either due to pick order or dodgers). Nobody dodged Socks don't do it? Looks like a crop circle Could be, although wed have to delve in number cross-referencing with other historical parts that involve the same kind of relationship. Also, but then didnt she have her way with everyone? I remember somewhere she also had a ''relationship'' with Vivec at one point after Nerevar's death. Learning she also was with Seht is new to me another? there was one already? what are feels? As a Scottish bloke: But wait that doesn't make sense there were no bugs in your.... Athletic women have irregular menstrual cycles? I had a tethered cord surgery too! But Dimples with hair? Don't call, maybe he left it on purpose because he wants you to call back then once you call him back he tells you, you have 7 days to live Wow only that I agree. It can be nice in paintings but on human skin it just looks like a 5 year old tried to colour you Did you say they are not crazy?! Is this odd? Super good-looking... Woah. Ok MasakoX.... I'll support.......This .... Maybe that's what my eyes really look like? I actually studied for the test Depends on the tourny not both of them Shamed to admit, but I thought it was Francis Bonnefoy IRL. Hmm you know what? I don't own this either So why does everyone depict Lily as having red hair? Did I totally miss that in the books somewhere? i dont even know how this could happend How do you know? Didn't they come out and say he had no digital footprint? Now he had an online page that they couldn't find? Yeah, that's what I got out of the release by Itoi... But somehow the writer was thinking about "Earthbound." How the F did that happen? Oh my goodness, and I've just been putting my Spanx on over them this whole time lol, not sure if serious R lapbars important on ur roller fosters?!???! Trypophobia... Trypophobia... Trypophobia... Trypophobia I was about to do this but then I realised the OP is only 56.. I'm in my 20's and my Nanna died almost 2 years ago at 94 years old. 56 is too young to be Grandma in my world Recently a random dude I've never met told me "I want to drown in your ocean, don't worry I can swim", whispered some Spanish stuff into my ear, and then said "I want my face between your legs"... why is ashe on fairly easy and corki on meduim? I've heard the same thing, I hope to participate in some of the drives across Thailand some day. It was mind-numbingly boring to make a journey of similar length in Australia (Melbourne to Sydney) but actually stick to the speed limit all the way. It just made no sense to me to drive slowly when there was absolutely no one else on the road, but the cops are extremely strict about traffic rules there and use helicopters to patrol the interstate highways to catch speeders shit, that's impressive Wouldn't it be easy to tell they're faking it when their vagina doesn't turn into a vice grip at the climax? Or do girls fake that part too A Scottish guy actually asked that? Ummm...I once had a guy break it off with me because the CIA was after him and he didn't want me to get hurt. I let him know that was BS and I didn't believe him but he stuck with his story anyway. He also constantly compares himself to a wolf No truer statement had ever been said. My ex incurred a horrible injury from shower sex. Essentially, he went in too fast and ripped his foreskin would you mind if i used this as my book cover? Holy shit, they look like souless zombies. Creepy. Oh my... I swear I can hear a Garageband synth in there I just looked up the previous requirements same! I was like "I spent about half of my college career taking 18 credits... and working 20 hours a week to pay for school... "Halp, this human gives too much loves I never thought I would see the day when I would "hurt" myself just by "running" What is that, a dildo? Hopefully no one just takes that. Series #21 isn't expired yet (at least I don't think it should be Via Uno, go apply. That was the wage as a backpacker. Nice insult at the end there, really put your message across Why are people downvoting you? Doakes always cracks me up with that line. How are the two related in any way? what the hell is happening there God damn, I would love to have Gianna boss me around Well... I kind of liked the other vocalists' screams, but that guest singer... Oh god Oh... Thanks... I do NOT remember this happening The story about the coke bottle? heh. my dad used to own a gas station back in '95. The coke bottle was used as a promotional coke cooler given to us by Coca-Cola merchadising salesman. We filled it up with ice and sell cokes. We kept it along with other stuff when we sold the gas station. Now we use it a beer/coke cooler. Now, the coke bottle is a rare item. I can't find it anywhere except Ebay. I found one on Ebay but it's around $230 bucks! I never heard about anyone named Prayer before excuse my curiosity but HOW DO YOU POOP? How did you even find this sub Aww, this gives me the warm fuzzies <3 I have to say that Okra is amazing for putting together the Secret Santa exchange, and to keep such careful track of every gift so she could rematch the people who didn't receive! I'm also still dizzy from the insane amount of polishing that Vrgom20 did recently You just reminded me of the time my cousin gave me my first blow job. It was apparently her first also. You throat fucked him or he throat fucked you? I didn't know it was reversible!!! OP surely delivered...and I don't think I wanted him to I feel sorry for Mark Webber Does she have skidmarks? Trypophobia is what's happening here. Now off to kill myself. Not sure why I'm not using a throwaway, but whatevs. I was on a trip to San Francisco and we were staying in this hostel. It had like 5 stories, biggest hostel ever. After a night of drinking (was buzzed, not too drunk) in the panhandle we were all severely sleep-deprived from traveling. Went back to the hotel and went to sleep. I wake up a while later and I'm on the toilet, pants down, had just taken a shit apparently. Was like, whoa, that's weird... Wash my hands and go back to what I *think* is my room, and it's full of Philipino women. I was like WTF?!? So I look at the door number and I'm three floors above my room. EDIT: TL;DR, I woke up on the toilet, having already taken a shit, 3 floors above my room in the hostel. Yes it can what a hardass.... Oh my Name it Blizzard JD, Nestea, and DRG all in one day... Dear lord. you should possibly consider rephrasing this. or maybe some punctuation. made my brain hurt a little Apples and oranges. Owning guns is a right, driving cars is a privilege. You do know the difference, right? Or do you need to retake a 6th grade civics class? (Assuming you've reached that level of education.) You have 3 setups? you can't grow any? i have a pilo cyst, idk how severe it is... at what point did you go to the doctor? i'd really like to know. there is pus sometimes and i gotta drain a little bit (maybe a pea sized drop of pus and sometimes blood) i clean it out with alcohol... but at what point are these dangerous and need surgery and such? ugh.... i keep seeing these pop up on reddit and its making me paranoid Oh god! I didn't realise that thing was a flap! lmao, what i really want is a quarter pounder... im 19 years old and i have been to the dentist once, which was over 14 years ago. Doesnt look like im going If you lived around the great lakes id say it could be Haha. No. My girl cousin had sex with my guy cousin. This wouldn't happen to be related to that "possible end of the world" thing tomorrow, would it? Goddamn! I had surgery for one of these suckers about 10 months ago. Round about this time last year, started getting that weird painful lump. Much the same deal, but I think mine was deeper under the surface, so they extracted it, then sutured it back up. The way the surgeon described it, it sounded like they made a y-shaped incision, then stuck the flaps back down on the "wound bed". Healed pretty decently (couldn't sit properly for about a month...yaaaay percocet! XD), but still a little scar tissue/misshapen crack ( O: What will you do with that? I can do this! But crap, I have totally been making so many Amazon purchases for the past two weeks...I just made 3 yesterday, while gifting people. 2 Minutes left.... and I am legitimately intrigued at what is going to come up Or every other time I try some obscure free software I'll buy it Heart flutter? Maybe...that or all my blood just went somewhere else... that red... Hahahah that first sentence. I actually found one for around the same price of a reference but it isn't too different the only difference I see is that it has dual fans and better heat pipe which is a big yes for me because this helps with overclocking. The only major one that is different I think would me the MSI r7970 lightning which is pretty much an overclocked card that you can further overclock Do we have the same mom?? Over the age of 21 I'm hoping you meant by that comment. Photo, made by fresh undead? Oh my god, he has a love child Prove it dude, put a pic of you with a very specific sign bloody hell, why would you post this 25? God I hope she doesn't stop after cause I doubt 25 will be enough Rose stem with the thorns on. I guess the awesome way you etched on to it really does lend some texture there! I was absolutely sure it was made from some solid porcelain like stuff. Perhaps even...human bones. Wtf is going on in the comments I have 5 of them, offer? I have the same TMNT pants shadow shaman heal? another one? Got a few. IT repair/retail, sex store, soon to be a clothing line. Erosennin prefers Sona I think How tall are you? I ain't never heard of shit like that A big leather bound gimp with a handlebar mustache. You get community feel out of the twitch chat? Ass-leaves? Just had a Lol! Thanks! Try a warm compress at the base of your C-3. The capillaries might be constricting which would give you headaches and back pain. Other than that weed might be trying to tell you that you have back problems I guess you could tell her by cheating on her... i guess the obvious problem is theres somehting wrong with you Fuck Did you just compare Faber's legacy to Cabbage's? or Cruz's to Cabbage's? Either way.....what. i wish i had this kind of luck I think/hope it means we have big wieners. I usually just make the " blew my mind..... I haven't even eaten a burger in about five years BUT... holy shit you made Five Guys ridiculously sexy (what turned you on about the processes? teasing for the camera, or the burger So guys do potty dances and girls do hula hoops...? =/ Missing vital cultural information here. At first I thought it was some trans transformation How come?? From the looks of it... she might outlive us all I just clicked twice, and twice I was taken to My Little Pony related subreddits. Question: why do you and your brother get close enough to touch anything but your hands in a high five? Unless.......... 1 key per unusual essence? I got a nude once by a girl and it said," here baby this is for you I'm all nice and wet for you." How do they track you? I'm eating one right now Wow. What did I just watch? Where u just in a ranked game lobby with me? Because it's WEIRD. All my sex toys are pink and sparkly There was flasher ice skating This is just insane when you think about it. Over 100x the population the UK has watched it. So, if a huge number of people all hate something the government is doing, it's allowed to prevent them from speaking? Sounds like a great plan... The guy requesting the game >Apparently they were arranged before they were even born This is asking for an accident. And nobody plays Annie either. Oh dear god..... I've made a mistake... I never liked him. And i think he was the weakest link in the old fnatic, though nova's supportting eas a bit too much sacrificing himself for the team. Nova was often wardin when others were teamfighting and being 15 levels behind without boots at min 30 isnt good either. I think that makes nova now weakest. the golden tablets As good a time as any to ask: What's with you people and cutting off the crust?? I'm an insanely picky eater and have no idea what the point of that is supposed to be Mentions washing hands, but doesn't mention wiping ass God damn it. I have that uncle. *Chet*? Sand Dollars so that I can clean up the lake in my town. I still can't believe people go swimming in that waste land... You should have read my AMA. Whoa, the artist shows up!! Why isn't that a good thing? You want there to be more serious things to be worried about? Yeah he's even constantly playing the biggest soon to be maybe competition PoE Honeydew looks different in RL Oh my god, you're right! This bowl is so beautiful that it put me in a trance LMAO .... IDK BUT I SEE A UTERUS ... NOT TIGGER TIL that Botulism is considered a biochemical weapon ...even the ones where he wasn't signed on any team? I mean, I know he's the most accurate kicker in NFL history, but... Then... don't use Metro apps. A week ago I realized that the same scissors I've been using to trim my pubes were the same ones my dad uses to trim his beard. So the Kanker sisters from Ed, Edd and Eddy really meant the Cancer sisters. Must have been some damn big turkeys back then! Imagine a hand job from her Holy Seohyun... Holy shit. These people are fucking dumb. Runs bike to redline, yet not at wide open throttle... 500k barb mp10 Tiffany's hair is a little bit overdone. But that stare. The ones that had majority, I also voted for I have a UKDM Mini that I drive in Canada. It's a lot of fun. At first, driving it was a really crazy but I got used to it. I get a lot of omg longest fingers ever. and just when i say it, it's fixed I'm from the 262, and now live in 715. wait, wait, wait....you were in an issue of Penthouse? i have many :P one of them, i made a skirt for a boy i used to know, out of my hair Oh.....my mistake. The two hospitals you are familiar with have security guards. Therefore....ALL hospitals have POLICE OFFICERS stationed at them. I dunno lol \\( It's just not you. It's a few hundredths off. I was able to use one of a few reject DS 60's on mine which is a bit disappointing and tbh, pissed us off a bit. It's China at the heart of the issue sadly. It's a hard issue for us since we make tips that may, or may not fit right as a result of it :( all these factories copy each other and standards aren't universal over there unfortunately Where the fuck do you work??? Are you kidding me? .........? What if she is the little girl? I hope this court doesn't do rape cases... I need to be there. i get this too... It feels kinda like my stomach growling even though I'm not hungry 80% alcohol content Look across the street from where those guys are hiding their faces. Notice anything on the steps?? I don't remember that champion This could be a clever ruse ( What's with putting corn into everything? OH GOD I READ THAT AS "VULVA" AND WONDERED WHAT WENT TERRIBLY WRONG I have never heard of this one. The suits Sager wears...I never noticed how cringe-worthy they were till now Who's still in school? Kill it! kill it with fire! But honestly, I was never a fan of those nutcrackers...they always creeped me out...and this story didn't really help with that I would be interested to see how they perform as well. With a ship outputting the massive amount of DPS like this one, you will need all the -threat you can get. I almost wonder if A: The stealth skill affects the -threat portion of the consoles, and B: If it is now worth taking with this insane DPS output. 10k was hard enough to keep aggro off of, but with 13k semi-relaxed? Did anyone else read this as Locodoco "fapping"? Probably just me Love those titties I was just going to say something about this. How dare you beat me to it.... > Sorry, I can't seem to find summer of slaughter in the steam store 100% true. I dont know how many weird looks and "uh...thanks? Does her name start with an M Their "first" Christmas together. Thank you! I was thinking there was nothing for Rangers ...steam has GUIDES now? Does the flag really work?Won't they die just faster cause of the cooldown they have? Or did i just say something really stupid... That dude looking like Elvis - down in the right corner in front of that other dude (... yeah its crazy how quick they go What? Man, that's what I love about her. I love the fact this has turned into a stalking situation... Scrolling through all those links. Happened to my friend I was with her at the time. We were at the mall shopping went came out of the candy store. She sprints and smacks a girls ass and starts laughing. TIL Team Fortress 2 is free I ran (errr swam) into a wild dolphin when I was snorkeling once. I never knew I was at risk for rape You must be amazing Oh god, i have around 5k games, taht's 2 months of my life wasted on league How can nobody else have replied to this? Well it shouldn't have a neck I'd like to see what you'd do if you were drawing for seriousness. They don't have toilets on the plane?? the swiss have the answer to food Ferrets ( My best buy looks like that too... The career span of these players must be very small. ...how? It's true! It reinvigorated my passion for music delving into all the diverse genres and investigating the underground scene in my city. Nothing compares to hearing bassy music live That is one theory but if you think any team in the AFC is better than the Patriots this year then I may very well question your loyalty Of course he did, he's employed by MSNBC. Damn people letting their kids watchv Dexter? Mickey and Mallory The intended effect seems to be to play a chord when the skill is used. The way they make that happen is quite cool; I just assumed it played a chord Wow, you were ASKED to hold a a shower AND THEN ASKED to buy a travel system?! The gall... seriously. Wow. My mom just walked by and saw this from afar and said, "That's a cute Santa you got there." I opened this .gif in notepad and there was a bunch of Chinese characters in the coding, i C&P it into Google translate and there was a lot of comprehensible and retarded sentences in there... what the fuck is "snipe sugar?" try for yourself While I would be mad and miss Daryl like crazy.. that would make for some of the most shocking, outraged and entertaining television ever put to screen. Imagine the uproar You can - it's some black girls with a casual song about smelling your dick to check if you have cheated. This rammus... what did the think? The -ending- to the horse fight scene. My roommate's "SHUT. UP Ever seen 7 psychopaths? My grandpa was the guy with the rabbits I just checked, I have 556 hours I'm echeese. Good job, that is a HUGE amount of meat lol i wrote i reinstalled it 5 times My god, just search the movie title on google image without the safesearch, I'm sure there was some legit CP in the bunch no hes really bad An index card? What is this from. Bill Nye? Dat ip count Oh yeah seen it before, it's still pretty awesome though. Imagine if it replaced human tongues .... my base Double twist! His hands are normal human sized. That would look really weird Both The Bomba design would be enough to reach from DC as ground zero to Baltimore. > Semi-related thought: some people don't wash their can openers for fear of rust. I just assumed the ending said marriage at first glance... Welcome to any other anime that exists..... it's always like that I know one those guys. YOU GUYS AND YOUR JOKES - HAHAHAH My old lady said pussywillow today. I was all Wow, the notes girls write to boys have changed since I was a kid. What are your intentions capt. Awox? What unholy number of NG+++++'s is this that gives a lvl 190 trouble? I find this weird. But after enough reddit I found this pretty common. I'm glad someone else saw it. Looks like Amy from Doctor Who... No. Not at all. Ask your average student what Schrodinger's cat is and you'll get this response: when you own a cat you should always double check everything... EVERYTHING! I know that feel. Reddit can be.. Mentally scarring if you're not careful why was this already clicked? HAaaaa That guy does a really good Obama ...inside OUT? What the hell porn do you watch? This is kinda off topic but if you look real close at the bag on the table you can see a cat face. In one, I thought a hidden toy was popping out. Nope, that's just prolapse... That's exactly what I said? Please, someone tell me what this is. I'm too scared hey and Peter New does his voice too.... GUYS!...what if..? Holy crap, I spun ALL THE TIME as a kid. I close most nights and there are too many times where the mod shift has left a good chunk of even the morning crew's stuff to wash, and have nothing prepped for us. With the busy holiday season and not a lot of labor, this sometimes means not the best closes get done when we have to clean up from the last shift for so long. Then the openers are mad at us and its a cycle of frustration at the previous shift I once found a shirt at the thrift store that was, and I am not exaggerating, as wide as my outstretched arms from pit-to-pit. I put it on just for the shits and giggles and it fell off. The neck opening was larger around than me and it just dropped over me like a hula hoop. Ok starting MJD right away Wat? You should look at Warbeats tutorials FIRST. Then SeamlessR. Also, I know EXACTLY what you mean by sounds of awfulness Yes. My grandma had died and our family was in the process of selling her house. We all traveled and stayed there for a few days, and we had to move out all the furniture and household junk that had accumulated over the past 60 years she had lived there. Behind schedule, we were getting a few things at home depot and there was a homeless dude in his early 30s out front with a sign that said something like "will work for money or food." my uncle said "hey, come with us, we need some help moving some stuff." The guy got in the truck with us and we drove the mile back to my grandma's house. When we got there my uncle gave him a sandwich and a soda (some of my other relatives were a little Whoa. 3rd image... and its 4:23 AM..... the 13th month? you mean January? I did at first but when I tried activating it, it told me to target something and I couldn't be targeted Shieldbreaker at 670k, Warhammer at 519k? Bug or is that because people just buy the shieldbreaker more from scratch? I have never heard of armored core v but my inner designer tingles at 200 layers Mundo and Sona OH GOD Well said. Has it only been 6 months? Nocturne and nautilus... ( Kha'Zix and Evalynn .... I thought Atlantis was in the Bermuda Triangle. Alistar ( gragas and trundle Thanks for pointing that out. Totally didn't know. That's really strange how they do that. Riven and Vi... o_o and delving even further into my history ,Sona and Ahri. Sweet pickup, frient. But what kind of coin is that How do you emotionally cheat on someone? Dafuq man Gragas and Darius They'll still get it to us somehow Well... It's always Bandalo's move. I just assumed buoyancy was a given. Just like I could say, "the water carried it there. Katarina and Shaco. Am i a scary assassin now? Ezreal and Heimerdinger Leona and Maokai If only 1% of first dates lead to relationships then I am a monogamous whore..... Khazix... rengar I've never seen the movie or heard of the game; I'm now imagining rats being baked into bread though. Orianna and Vi Zyra and Mordekaiser. ... Elaborate pantheon and cho gath Riven and Nunu. Viktor... And Ziggs... I don't even know Couldn't sleep last night..woke up to us 3-13 .. unless it is from 2085 They're so expensive I'm from Bulgaria and I'm in pretty much the same situation.A 3x US dollar knife sells for 70 US dollars here.I'm using the Tenacious I bought recently as an example.Our laws are pretty vague on the kind of knife you can carry.Weather or not the blade is measured from the handle to the tip or the blade itself is not specified as well (8cm).I've had trouble with cops busting my nuts about my throwing knives which are basically cut out sheet metal with a point. They do not cut and stabbing someone is out of the question.But yet >.> .So basically they call anything with a point a knive and if it's overall width is above 8cm it's illegal but not always i totally forgot about doing that, hitting the mute button and saying something out of control mid conversation and the people around you just being like seriously? Sona and Taric. i see FFT plots Let's assume I suffer Schizophrenia and the knowledge of topics is divided, I'm enlightening a part of myself in a matter of which another part already knows Tea factories exist? I thought tea just spontaneously appeared in boxes on supermarket shelves Fuckin' aye... I never knew he was cousins with Suzanne Vega. Roman shower LOL you're not going to believe this but my family has a Chihuahua named Oreo with a similar black/white coat that has a tongue that hangs out most the time 0 infestors 0 brood lords, 2-0's MVP His name means gifts?! this kind of response on the internet is only available on reddit what happened? Holy crap I didn't even notice that was a TV Janna and Syndra Twist: He is the Wii U How can one even see... There are so many... Whoa - you haven't, by chance, tweeted at Judge twitter accounts to ask about situations involving your inability to speak, have you? well, I thought I was going to beat it by ordering express on the 10th.... guess "the holidays" start earlier and earlier.... Vi and Syndra. High expectation father-role (Syndra) and an abusive mother (Vi) is not going to mix well. Happened to me in a violent manner, hurt like fuck dude That is a VERY disturbing comment Malzahar and Zyra. Crabs and plants. You make no sense, and I seriously doubt you actually read what I said. I suspect you're not only projecting a bit here, but that you're also saying to me what you wish you could say to the op. I'm serious; I don't want to be rude but it's like we're having two different conversations Wait. Wait. How did this get to the front page of /r/funny if everyone has seen this and people downvote things they have seen before? Does this mean that the people who haven't seen this outnumber the people who have seen it? My bf has done this, but he called me mummy I didn't like Santa anyways That's my teachers initials and last name.... Its a possibility that it outwardly appeared too expensive to purchase, I have no idea at this point. It just really created a lasting imprint. My mother especially has always been odd with gift giving. For some reason she always buys clothing for me in a large size. This is one I still cannot figure out, I have never worn large anything Xin and Vi How does a guy who's interested in you show good intentions if you shoot down anyone who attempts to show interest in you? It's you again! You just keep popping up... Rap? Really? Its reggae and dubstep It's also next year..... Maybe. \\( ACTUALLY, you don't know what spec, date brought and monies paid... How do you know I got ripped off? Wow really She looked at me like No source for this? Right off the bat I'd say it was pointless... but then I saw you slowing down time and I was like I was at work at toys r us today and I fell on my butt! I was trying to put something up on a bottom shelf and just fell backwards! Everyone around me was just like I guess that makes me a Korean man Lux and.....Alistar? And in standard definition! Honestly i did say wtf, but not like ahhh WTF! Wait his kneecap came out through the skin?! They're terrible in all MUs She has Barbie's proportions why terrifying? wow Fuck you, dude. Im in bed. Now ill never get to sleep My personal stash of AT merch astonishes myself when I sit back and look at it *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT*. I didn't know that until now! My mind is sufficiently blown Natalie Portman sings? My dad was a fan, when she started in Israel I actually have the exact same teeth congenitally missing Yeah I do rent a house Why would anyone make that? Did it give you extra items? I just redeemed it on a new account, and it gave me two copies of each item... sketchy? wait what if two coworkers ~ that are both telemarketers call each other and talk about products? ... could that be soliciting Can't unsee NOW JUST WAIT A MINUTE HERE, there's a girl on reddit?! When did she get her nipples pierced? How did you interpret "explain some things about relationships to me" to him thinking you would be in one... Wow! Thats...very exciting. Ha, ha! But seriously... How you get so many rares? I got a rubber fruit that video has way more views than it ought to Ya, it's somewhat rare from what I understand to bleed the first time anyway... Tall person 6'6" here, those things are like amazing. Also that list is incomplete they have uber long sizes for each type that go to 96" It's already a cafe? How do you cafe a cafe Quite possibly the most hideous yacht I have ever scene Guess it also depends on what you define as night as there is NZ peak and AU peak and whoeverelse plays on that server You have _got_ to be kidding. Oh, shiet. This explains everything. DEM LEGS You're making morphine with your mom? What secret section?! Exactly! x] Happened to me, really helped me a lot. no plate ? What's Laravel? the last one Why? I didn't realise that you could enter dungeons together cross server Oh wow, lots of hate all of a sudden, more people from school found out she was posting? Who is this Reddit person I keep hearing about? I'd really like to meet him one day because he seems to have a lot of contradictory opinions. Almost like it's more than one person. Let's assume I suffer Schizophrenia and the knowledge of topics is divided, you people were enlightening a part of myself in a matter of which another part already knows I test drove the Scion FR-S (same thing) a few weeks ago, and decided not to go through with the deal because it snows 7 months out of the year here in Alaska. The car is loud in stock form, and not in what I would call a good way. It doesn't make a pretty sound as it drones down the highway. The only other major complaint I would have is that there is very little torque. Or at least less than I'm used to driving. I think the number is 200hp to 150 lb-ft? And peak torque is at 6600 RPM She sings beautifully and all but I can't help but wonder at what age does the talent stand alone? This seems entirely reasonable for someone who's been working with a symphony that teaches kids and young adults to hone musical abilities. Holy crap, this thread is awesome. So many pro historians and technicians... > Asking very soon after or immediately after meeting if I'm single. The first thing a man said to me once was "Where's your partner?" That is terrifying Uhh... Could you elaborate a little? what kind of animal is that? I... can't even express how shocked I am at this Mallllliwaaaaannnn Weird. No issues at all over here your first clue is when they start talking about astronauts looking like Buzz Lightyear. This is me right now. I haven't seen the videos [](/dashno) I've still got it Went straight to Youtube to look Pentagram up...Amazing Cost Down is merely a rare in DPKB, what were you expecting in the 36 packs? I wonder why Robin is using green and purple Joker wrapping paper I hate schedules... more like the bloody crossbred abomination from alien 3 ... What if he is your uncle? somehow I don't think you got my joke I went to my local craft store and bout some green sticks used in floral decorations. I also got some green floral tape and some fake leaves. I attached the leaves to the sticks using the floral tape (which doesn't actually work that well, honestly). The stick is the big important part, because without it, you just got a rolled up weenie. Me too! Its all woo Why are there so many upvotes for this? That's not bad I read that, and there was still about 15 seconds of "... I still don't get it..." and then it hit me. Oh wow...is just now got that joke I can't even be this good in my dreams damn This is an absurdly large buff Is that a tiny little tan line *inside* your belly button? as far as you know Her version of feminism is men don't get to have an opinion in her class. She gave me a C on a paper in class because she disagreed with my opinion. It was an opinion paper. What cass yorick combo? Woken up with a major hard on. Think I might have stroked it a few times Dat swingarm People lost power? For what? Shit...as a fellow bumper with ungrateful, piece of crap EX-friends/roommates, I can really appreciate the peace that came out of them getting the fuck out!!! So very happy to hear they're gone, and though they owe you money, I personally would cut my losses and not give them a chance to pollute your mind. You deserve your peace now mama;) P.s. I had to learn twice that no one is EVER moving in with hubs and I again. Both times we got burnt, no, SCORCHED, for our 'good intentions'. Don't let hubs make the same mistake twice Maybe there are no nipples She never did such things Wat? Out of curiosity, how do you decrease the radius at the top of the hat? Is it a matter of choosing a smaller loom each time you make a few rows? This is still happening. :) My home would enjoy Halo 4. This is a very nice offer by the way. I nearly fell off the chair. Every time I see the Senran Kagura picture, all I can think is...how are they not suffering from extreme back pain? I've never heard of Mark Cuban before, I just saw a video on Shark Tank, I guess it's the American version of Dragon's Den? Or is it the other way around? America copies a lot of British shows. Some people have allot of money I am kind of ashamed to admit I buy books when we have access to great public libraries. I may even be above the average they mention in that blog post Tawrich, me and my gunner crashed at the same time. Heard the sound of a reaver when it did My friend has the same color scheme. It's almost uncanny. Only highschoolers listen to metal ? slave animal? I have Catacomb's sex talks? Are those doughnuts? did we both take the same one? Just imagine what happens when Cassiopeia gets a penta kill Who still talks to (and pays for) a broker Woah, 20 years old is time to cut that chord for sure, or at least start to sever it. I'm scared to play my gamecube again because of how badly some of those have aged Just noticed it and your name........ Queen of England redcoat..... You, I'm watching you, why... r u ... single? What university do you go to? Like fucking Paul Rudd with a wig TIL people sit down to wipe ... that looks almost exactly like my niece. We had some ear-pluggers too. They were pissed because I asked the guy to take his hat off for the national anthem and he said his head was cold. The disturbing part is this was received at a school Plot twist: he sentry is a spy! Uh... eleven or twelve outta fourteen, I guess? Attractive would be subjective, but I don't think I'm hideous. I'm under the LGBTQ umbrella. And I'm a transguy who's... sometimes kinda feminine in behavior? Yup you lost me there. This guy looks exactly like my grandpa WHAT?!?!?! To start this off, let me begin with a fact researchers have recently uncovered: they believe dinosaurs were born to be giants, and they "may have been skewed more toward giant species than modern-day creatures are". Where and what is this? May Santa bring you plumes of joy! Or, whatever you call that big metal tube. 22 years? Ive been crocheting for a looong time. And I just got into AC about a month ago, and I have one thing to say: What in the holy fuck? I find it more difficult to play this game compared to playing guitar... 0 -> exalted Mag'har in one day Live 10 minutes from Webster Are chest series 1 and 2 worth this much? I have a ton of both Wait, what? There was reddit gold involved? I got too lazy to update my flair on a weekly basis, so I put my due date there instead. But... I'm full term, 37 weeks, tomorrow. I keep thinking... everything went better than expected? .. Am I the only one who thinks he looks better with darker hair? I don't mean to offend anyone by saying that... Yeah because "out of control" and "on the decline" are exactly the same thing. I don't usually comment on these, but you look almost airbrushed ur nipples are like this I found it almost an hour after the newest ep airs. They're really quick with it. I wonder why you couldn't find it And verification of supposed fiancée? Shouldn't it be 42.0 seconds.......? What the hell kind of accent do you have? What if that happened every time you bought a blunt... And you kept using the free dollar to buy your next blunt... That'd be free blunts for life... Woah. Honey & Clover is before 2008 but a real great watch. Something that i've watched recently was Kids on the Slope..watched it in one day Narcotics only at work? that, that apple LoL icon Please explain the "new" part wait, netflix has art of flight? really? What's up with the thumbnail image for this post? I am the queen of france ~( she would be the only person in the room Or maybe he was the guy in the stall [H] Greedy Greevil, Wicked Greevil, Brutal Greevil (No unusuals) Sometimes you try to Q+R and Q again to enemy as Lee Sin. Then your energy goes down and enemy survives. CasuaLee Sin? Anime picture about christmas highlighting some of the most epic animes of all time. Yeah I can see why they would remove it. Why does the black man have to be the rapist? Wow.. this is next level stupidity... why is this on the frontpage? Woah I'd probably be murdered. Slowly and very painfully... all of my exes are very unstable girls. How do you make it past one episode without passing out? I did follow the title format. Wait... French people *aren't real?* It says exactly the same thing about the Scottish flag on its article Its like $65 a year. Not exactly a rich people thing. I have it, but I am also a former mechanic and would take care of tires or whatever myself. I've used it before when I got my (two wheel drive, hybrid, not-powerful) car stuck off-roading to a campsite. It would also be useful if you hit ice an end up in a ditch, run out of gas, or have random mechanical breakdowns. My ex own time called for a tow because the road leading to her house was too icey and she couldn't make it up or turn around love this song!!! The album is great too! Did a full mush trip on it - very inspiring April fifth is my birthday the things in live leak is worse than the bad things that happen in my life........the things I've seen man ah, so what exactly you dont get about rpg's? Scarier to me is the thought: what if we're the only intelligent life out there? I admit that I came here looking for ideas. Unexpectedly Akron. I thought I clicked on something in facebook for a minute. A person who played Morrowind, but liked Oblivion more? Oh no my fivefinger... oh dear... Were there actually people that believed those things were real? Gasol... Is there a hardcore channel? If so, how many people are usually in it You'd be surprised by what our redditors can conjure up when it comes to females. What if it's actually a regular-sized mango, and the other one is a huge mutant mango? My husband got one as a gift.....from my grandmother. Holy crap I do not even know how to reply to this Dat NARS Once I saw a truck that had a stick figure family on it with 7 children. It also had a reference to a bible quote next to it so I looked it up and it was something about "blessed is the man with a fertile wife." Your team have no name or your team's name is "no name yet" ? TIL Newegg sells electric guitars 5 pounds you keep bacon in your wallet? Id love to have this in my bedroom Aha, this was really funny! What do you mean by "was"? ummm...i don't believe that is possible. Wow I.... totally feel like I should be understanding what they're saying Flying cockroaches "to this day she still receives money from her ex husband despite that they have been divorced for over 20 years" It's like strangling a cow with dental floss.... Your just waiting on the floss to snap A HISTORY MAJOR!!! sweet, I would love to teach History, but alas I can't afford college =/. Or have the patience to go through 4-8 years of school You...you're asking too many questions dude, 40 COMMONS for a key? toronto I have a gym membership but never go haha. I dont like people looking at me You know what? Neither have I. I love you Am i the only one that sees a school building? Those windows Then what's something that works really well with men? I can honestly say I have never seen Avogadro's Number on the front page of r/Atheism. I would have never made it to work. This looks like my friend's kitteh, Peanut Sydney sider here ... N the burbs... 20 mins away from the city if you did make this, that is fucking hilarious. Speaking of phone that case is a poke'dex isn't it? my friend just got diamond snipers. i remember him complaining about OHKs even in HC. a sniper should not get a hit marker in HC lol... might be the second to last thing i try to get diamond. last being pistols tell me what server you play in / fantasy world you live in It was right at FMV (so closer to the way more expensive end). The craziest part is the seller also had Taromaru up for bid as well. That one ended at around $250 its a wake up button - early in the morning I'm groggy but forgetting to turn down my headset from the night before of gaming and music. I click the button and it ... wakes me up. Good point, and I agree. Wow. I really hope that it's not 3 every time, or else this is gonna get REALLY crazy to try to face on the other side of the board. now that you say that, i think i might be the only one of my kind that doesn't look at Warner Bros. list last one down ( With an "it".. It is also quite to the left She looked very uncomfortable when one of them motorboated her out of nowhere. Her eyes were like this How do you have 26 cake days??? I can't wait for the second round where it has the all kill format. Taeja, stephano, and Jaedong for all kill. wouldn't white instantly lose cause it doesn't have a king? that's large? Oh my god maybe it's the fall of the 11th Oswin Why is he playing on NA? Man...I just imagined this with the room lights off instead and the only thing you can see is her white head and the shadowy movement of whatever she is doing with her body... I just creeped myself out... That's sad. Ha ha ha I honestly thought (missing your user name but that wouldn't have helped) that Red = Menstrual Blood. How does one simple "come across" such ads? Imagine all the karma if you put this photos one by one in separate submissions It's worse than that - it doesn't go in that end Me too...let's see...year and half maybe...and I was married up till May! Nope, I definitely have a penis... Wait... Where did it go Week ago I saw girl in subway, and she played HoMM-2 on some tablet PC. Ya, was a bit surprised when I found out cock fighting is legal in the Philippines, even more surprised when I found out I live close to a big cock fighting **stadium** Is it weird if that made me think of bacon? didn't notice Lee Sin mid goes 9/0/4, holy shit I'm not a bitch how did you manage to get in r/astrology if you find this nonsense Welcome spidermom! Does your name imply you have eight children? I have two and the thought of eight is just... FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS It doesn't sound like he exactly chose to marry into having an extra child or something... He just did what he felt was best during the loss of their father Imagine that outside your sim's window at night Moving to upstate NY from Atlanta in a few weeks, and so my parents got me some cold-weather gloves, face-cover, and warmer running socks! So stoked... now I need to learn to run in the snow. Because OP is *totally* a murderer. Got it. Crap ...and capital punishment to be federally sanctioned. 400+ XP per infantry kill seems insane. 1000lb. bench??? I'd rock the fuck out of those nipples with my mouth and tongue I do my items really weirdly no, at once looks like the winstar in oklahoma, but surely OP will deliver I was like Mang, it was like the very first thing i noticed on release... Does it mean im perv? Apparently you don't post for 4 days... Did you got kidnapped? On a first date, this guy mentioned to me that he lived with his brother. I said that was sweet and asked if they were close. He said casually with no context or warning, "Kinda. I mean, I had to take him in. He was never quite the same after our mother was strangled to death"... Ohdeer what was what who else would you be fantasizing the 1st person as I remember seeing a girl at a party once. I hadn't seen her in a while and I went to shake her hand. Her reply? "You boring bastard, give me a hug!" and I was force-hugged I'm just passin-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. My favourite German curse word is "Wichskind" which translates into...erm, "child of sperm"? I actually never thought about that before Damn, so it's a 1:1 ratio on tea to sugar per 8oz? What exactly do you mean by this? Diana has a gap closer - - - - - - - You got a point. I was listening to my local radio station one time and they were getting people to contact their old dates and have them ask if the person wanted another date. A woman went on the show and the man she dated said that "She was creepy and said I love you after the date!" After that the two radio hosts went on for about 30 minutes on how it was so crazy. It was a mean thing to do in my opinion, but neither the woman or man showed ANY shame. Secret of the Magic Crystals... oh wait, that's on steam, they know I did Orcrist should be a bit bigger than Sting. NERD RAGE. If I ever hit the lottery, I'm buying the WETA replicas that are like 8,000 dollars. ALL OF THEM. bro is u trollin? Why are you getting downvoted for saying the truth VCR tapes!? It seems like a lot of girls think that about me Are you saying you try to scale the window up all the way so it's full screen? Shaco clone didnt used to get buffs as well You live in a *nice house* those aren't alts Well most of that doesn't describe me. But he finds my sister quite attractive. I guess that explains that. she wants the D Those hips You hated the single best episode of the series? How does this lick..I mean pic not have more comments? I have two grades up... except it says my grades were not reported. That ass pic I...don't even know what this "kik" is Olaf build seems to be really common discussion here Nice, Sadly, I had a similar reaction to your Wife Soooo much cat hair. Eww,....who would even dare to consider J.J. Abrams to direct Star Wars,....so stoked he turned it down,...I would have to had suicided myself if it was i feel your pain I am deadly serious OP has same laptop as I do, minus number pad on right. Who exactly is liable for the safety of players doing this? It's all good. It was obviously late when I lost this ship I wish I could As a middle school teacher, I hate to break it to you, but I've got a bunch of students who are on this site.... You can't, because he's only 20 years old Seriously! I would be pissed if someone gave me a 'turtle' and it had peanuts in it instead. New pokemon has been a negative for me since emerald. There's just too damn many now. At *me*? Why is it liquidy and murky? Isnt cum usually white and not murky? This was even a consideration? I need ... to shop there You are a strange one internet person Wow did the refs really just call that on Miller? The Cait wasn't much better with her net That's true. My Dad plays, but he learned through trial and error (listening to songs and attempting to play them). He's fabulous at playing things by ear, but never learned to read music. That should put me at an advantage, right? Holy Sperm. Oh wow, yea good point! Did they cut after that happened? Maybe they had time to clean him up, apply fake blood, and continue with the scene and rub the blood on her face. Unless he just winged that whole thing completely... Dat look Weddings: the big, lavish, mostly for show ones. Inviting 200 distant relatives you barely know so they can sit awkwardly at the back of the hall eating finger food while you get drunk and try to dance in a ridiculous ballgown. Plus, the whole tradition aspect. The father "giving away" the bride to a man, the woman wearing white to represent virginity, the bouquet toss, the whole lot just icks me out in general. Intimate weddings are so much nicer and all guests enjoy it because no one gets bored or left out. I've certainly never been dreaming of a wedding since I was little When I saw Teddie I was expecting a gay bear face I'll be honest...I sometimes randomly balance things on my head just to see if I can do it. I guess I get really bored and need a challenge? I just bought a chainsaw today and THIS is the first thing I see on Reddit? What the actual poop Yes. But nothing compared to Daniel Craig. Daniel Craig has the sexiest body ever Oh wow I want to try it too, but after smoking a couple joints or taking a few shroomies. I bet I would be pretty chill for a while with the first one, but I bet being in there after taking shrooms would be a terrifying nightmare Personally I can not fucking wait for Maia v Fitch and Aldo v Edgar and also cannot believe I can't wait for a Fitch fight Now that we know everything, that made it ten times creepier Thanks for the warning man about the cat!!!! I was able to look away in time I...am not sure, actually. any idea on what exactly happened here? What wil he do with em when he actually GETS married? not sure if trolling, adding to the joke, or just plain serious This is my current team I was gonna say the same thing Jeebus that's hot Someone on Reddit long time ago told people that they don't have acne before. They just have someone clear-skinned and photoshop the pimples in for the before-shots. yea i am confused too or i am too dumd to get it Oh man, this is awesome. The Pelican, Scorpion Tank, and Elephant are gonna take up like 75% the table, though. Reception?!? FUCK DAMMIT SHIT BALLS FUCK CUNT NIGGER TITIES.... .... you're USING the Axe? Sake bomb? Those are fun! I love real horror movies, and White Castle is beyond delicious. I've never been to an opera, but I've been to zoos everywhere. XD I even went to an aquarium while touring Europe. Köttrymden.. Den var ny Im just gonna go out here and say that I've never done that and I've never heard of anyone who has until now I had a friend of mine when I was little, found one of those in his dads stuff. We used to play with it all the time throwing it back and fourth at each other in the woods.. then one day we decided to unscrew the top part and pull out the igniter. It still had powder in it.. Weird, we thought so we pulled the pin out after we moved away from the powder, nothing.. until about 10-15 seconds later a load of sparks came flying out of the bottom of it. Both of our eyes were all If you screenshot it and post it here I will love you even more than I have previously promised O_O_ We have the same phone wallpaper How does one practice social engineering as a hobby? I'm sure my sarcasm detector is broken, from all the time spent in here Does anyone else see the shit spewing out of the cow in the first photo??? Actually, more like If only the carpet merchant took you to a whole new world... like Termina Are you me? I got the same score and lost all my points on writing When behind, towerdive Thx a lot but just found it on first try W when sonic says "when someone touches you in a place that makes you feel bad" I think by Someone Touching Your Penis/Vag. TL;DR: What happens if she's not 18? Aren't all guns manually operated? ...ok I got it. You don't like the idea. Thanks for the advice anyway... how the fuck does this even happen ... ? I kept reading to see how she managed to do this exactly, because I didn't think someone would want to shove mutilated animal parts up their vagina. But nope, apparently it became somewhat of a hobby of hers Impressive! That must've taken a while to make yet.. Also wingsofdeathx. Really surprised no one has mentioned him at all Gah. Gived me chills Opps. What? I suck at reading in Scottish accents, even in my own head 50 remote offices...no sites in AD. Oh, get out of here with your logic and sense. There is no way in hell I could be a nurse I agree with you too.. we are getting downvoted because idiot Liberals AND idiot republicans do not understand math... or logic. If you were to raise taxes to 100%, you wouldn't be able to fix the deficit for 30 years I'm always worried about the extracted stones going down the person's throat... The face that you described as Good god You totally look alike my collage friend. I just stood up and my hands reach roughly the same distance. Are there more cats then humans? Who has sex in a threatre? Me want herrrrrrrr I've still not got a clue how rally drivers are associated with F1 he is I am sorry for not mentioning you because I actually didnt think of this to get to the frontpage You got windows 8 running on a 10 year old desktop? Finally got to kiss a girl, here in my second year of college ( Minecraft has a load time? It's the devil's cat for the devil dwells in corners... Ohhhhhhh the whole inc dec thing bothers me. and skipping... If OP hasn't smoked it all by now, may I join? Chewing too much gum can kill you where in denmark is that? This is too deep for this thread I'm going through the same thing. Literally. Away from home at my long term bf's family's place for the first time, where his 2 small nephews live. Currently I am hiding in the bathroom while one has a loud tantrum downstairs. Probably not the advice you're looking for. I hope this thread goes well, I'll be lurking. The peck that looks like lionel richie I'm 23... why does everyone say I'm 30... Best (cheap) audio player for andriod imho. Handles a lot of audio codecs, and replay gain. which is a big plus and well worth the 2$ alone Cannot. Agree. How does this make you a good guy? Wow, didn't think that comment would be this popular. Then you went to the living room, sat on the couch, and photographed it? Is he jealous of Sam Worthington's popularity? Jeez, everyone looks the same keep your enemies close... I never understood why people care so much about what other people eat. Who cares if someone is vegan? He's having literally one of his worst seasons in his career right now too Top comment ....any more? my dog just gives the cat the exact look yours is giving, the cat is like It plays at normal speed for me.... So...you're 18? Yeah I would've taken a split second to decide to walk out, pick them up one by one and carry them inside. They are too cute to handle!!! They're just like cats, just bigger. They're hungry and wanted foodses!!! They look like some fucked up lemons Yesterday i played like 6 hours straight online without any problem it's not saved money if you smoke it. Do you also blame Atheists and Jews for your tremendous lack of skills in the spelling department? That gave me a very weird mental image that doesn't make sense. Bloody hell Seriously, who the hell downvotes posts like yours? We'll smoke the monster out! Damn! I am not a sir You've gone from awfully hateful to pleasantly polite. It's left me feeling very confused. Why are you wearing no pants? Oh wow, you're right Wtf did I just see?!?! I still don't understand why they made Arios a 1000 Cost, though. Whrrnnn... Squeeee... My head tilts forward with the buss, and I lean an eye out the window. >_>... >_> ... >_< ... o_o .. ... There are so many categories. Be careful when driving on dean martin, cops like to hang out there and give tickets because the speedlimit is only 35 and its very easy to speed. I know from experience. Look at the paper towel holder on the stove. The more games I get the harder it is to play one, even if I know that's the game I want to play it's hard to focus knowing I could be playing another game.....I have problems I concur. It gets ridiculous. xD I sometimes want to remind people that their lives outside of reddit might be a bit more important... but then I fear they may disagree. Holy mother* of fuck. 3,000?? How are you keeping up with the food bill and the amount of time it takes to put that much food down? That's rough. More power to ya! I'm glad I only need 2,000 now I got So Go-Diva today, too! I saw R.I.P. but it looked a lot like So Go-Diva in the bottle A rapist with 8 arms The ridiculousness of vegan/vegetarian statements brings this upon them, though. They would accept treatment in a heartbeat . . . unless they have a deathwish. I'm still on I've done a few roofs, and I'm sure in the winter it's just...colder? Fucking hell I want to be that kind of friend for you ...Only bronies want to bang any of you? ...knitted pajama pants? They cut your eye?! I understand how you feel here. My father is blatantly racist and sexist, and will make comments about women "knowing their place" and talking rudely about my mother (he left when I was 5 so they're not together). I'm almost embarrassed by him and get nervous when he comes over when others are here because I know he'll say something. He's 64, and it might just be from the time he was raised (his sexism). I'm not sure where the racism comes from, he's black Seriously, I want to know too Whoa youre definitely anglophone what does the poor little guy eat? how do you know he's not half dead now? A single game vs AI or even by yourself for a couple of minutes answers those specific questions, assuming you can't figure it out by eyeballing an overview. Holy.. I uh.. that was fast. As a Torontonian: "only 1 foot".... "ONLY 1 foot" This is odd, the Snickers and Mars ice cream bars were sold in my home country of Malaysia for years and I was always under the impression they were manufactured in Australia like the chocolate bars were. eso es 1400 pesos más que en los EE.UU. Why did you make fun of him? we have cockroaches here in Germany? you mean a normal employee seeing someone walk off with a stolen xbox is not allowed to interfere?? Why are people from the USA still saying our money is toy / fake money when our dollar right now is stronger (1$ CAN = 1.01$ USD right now. If we're not stronger, we're on par) than yours ? I'm not mad or anything, just wondering Tucson has strip clubs? .... I missed the pissed off part That is one scary dick. From that angle it looks longer than my forearm. This is on Mythbusters Holy. Shit. Dude. You better get out of there while you can still pee like a normal guy. These are def warning signs oooohhh shiiiiiit Is there a specific way to crosspost? Fair enough Now that you find it funny too honie why dont you fart on me Who knows what Reddit can and can't do? I thought you just said "the wall, the ceiling and the floor", and then I thought about it for a second Na. You just need me to be your cameraman Toys. Dude... toys. Tonka trucks and micro machines... wait idk if they make micro machines anymore... But dude... toys.. or books.. .lol. I could read when I was 3... or a freaking awesome "favorite character" t shirt if you must buy clothes... Just ask his parents what his favorite things are... Your bird, I want it Ooooooooooohhhhh... [He's going to be in the next episode It was shadowmere that reported you! Oh wow, nostalgia headshot right there Beautiful editing, makes me wanna ride If that was in real life... the engi would get his arms burned off with the exhaust... what is SOE thinking And no shields either Possibly amateurs and/or lesser known models/actresses... i had some more ideas the other day and can't seem to remember them now... And i know i don't post alot but... I do check multiple times a day You can nominate yourself? Dat back leg strength. ...and then remove the obvious crap. Its better than having to pay a premium to get your app out there True! Last two months and I just kept growing and growing and still growing... Yes, because there are multiple sports franchises with anti-semitic nicknames. Thanks! Yes, it's a phd/masters program so after that's over, i still have 2 years left of dissertation It's weird to see Redditors who live so close to me Mongolia was DLC? Blackrun guard? Blackrun guard? Looks like there are some mixed views on the squirt bottle And the falcons can possibly be 14-2 in the regular season again. Why would anyone put that crappy donut shop right across the street from Dunkin' Donuts? Fair enough, I guess. " Not me but an ex-family friend. Him and his family were immigrants and we didn't know them that well, only though one of our relatives. Due to the lack of beds/mattresses, their son was told to share my queen size bed with me. It was only for one night. So we both chat for a bit in the dark and become quiet, thinking he fell sleep. After a few minutes, I heard the most awkward sound I ever heard. He was jerking his dick off and I could hear his hands slapping his crotch and make that flapping sound. To make it worse, he was groaning. This was my face: My face honestly went inspector gadget Haha. And you don't want any doom of the duck wrought upon you ;) I'll like, forbid you from looking at kittens or something This thread made my brain hurt, in Germany a Kindergartner is the person who *works* there, and I was like "what. Or if your school doesn't let you download anything else. 3 years after his death Giving a guy your number doesn't give him license to harass you. Holy shit. That looks exactly like my cat that I had to give to the ASPCA 6 months ago Lovley ness How does this even happen? You're right I looked again and his teeth are damn yellow I dont think you're interested in human behaviour, I think you're interested in validating your own ideals The male version of a dollhouse How the hell is this even possible isn't it supposed to be 10 straight ranked wins? They actually had those My dad is 54 and my little sis is 9... This Kayle Dark is an understatement, I mean if that was a human anime character I can understand, but why ponies ? Are those pandarens in the background I just checked it, it's not private. one of your cartos had a hole in it? nebsky? Take me with you...please Um the page thatposted it is a 'teens only' page Created an account finally to post this (seriously, the Taco Bell subreddit got me to stop lurking? I think you replied to the wrong person Asked my wife this. She said an AM/PM bathroom. An ELECTRIC FENCE As somebody who's going to the dentist tomorrow: I don't know you'd think he'd *know her name* if Bates was his aunt I hope gold removes sand from 15 year old vagina... Judging by the username we have a young, precious, impressionable lad who knows nothing of pop culture. Those re some happy piggies! Although carrotz keeps flipping the far pigloo, he lifts it up with his nose to get out instead of using the door. Why do you have "It." tattoo'd above your vagina? Well.....there not my shoes anymore, kids size.....fits best I know right?!? Velcro goes hardcore driving through south ga's forever-under-construction speed trap that is dooly county ruined my and my s/o's life for 1yr+ and cost us over $4000. shit's just now getting back to normal. :\ basically, stay the fuck out of dooly county. when i exited toward the jail to pick up the bf, a cop pulled me over for no reason and literally said, "you lost sweetie? i can tell you don't belong in these parts." when i got to the police station (exit 117), there was a "trucker spa" next door and nothing else but a small gas station. so you can exploit women but i can't carry small amounts of weed? also, when they pulled the bf over and found the weed, they asked if the two litre of 7-up in the backseat was ghb. wtf goes on in dooly county that people regularly carry that much ghb? furthermore, their courthouse has a giant confederate statue + flag out front, and the interior decor consists of cotton plantation murals. we were like the only white people in the courtroom except the judge. When my crayons are broken. It's like the same commercial being played twice. Genuinely curious because I've seen other couples "play fight" like this, too. In your best words, can you explain why it's enjoyable, or how it works? :( I just find it really hard to imagine myself play-fighting with my girlfriend in the same sort of way I guess. It's not like my girlfriend and I are really uptight or anything either. I tease her a lot, and vice versa... it just seems odd to to me to play-insult eachother and get a kick out of it So apparently the best way to get karma is to just...ask for karma... who knew? That's terrifying. I might have peed myself in that situation. Well who's the idiot that forgot that Wait, are you saying you don't like colored presidents? Wait, what??? SHOE polish??? Don't get me wrong, you're quite lovely...but how do your boobs **not** feel big? are you good at ping pong? Jesus, man. You probably ate that pussy, too. Damn...it doesn't add up. I lol'd but...I played too. Do we not like Digimon here? Well, I have strap-ons Dude...that wasn't from the video. You're better at this game than I am Hearing that in English is really weird... O. O. M. G I made that same face when i saw that. Why would a pony need to put on lingerie? Why'd you leave? I've watched the first episode Waaaaaaaaaaaahh... The shit!!!! It's only funny if you know the YouTube video. H-how did they get in that situation? booo, peeps are like sugary marshmallow goodness. however i've never tried to roast peeps at a campfire… Dwight has -38? I see it Taeja vs. Innovation (Bogus) was really entertaining. Great macro from both players, but Taeja's engagements I don't know why I find it so intriguing. Well I did have a concussion a few weeks back This chili was spicy as hell, too! I got a little too overzealous with the Hazmat hot sauce This was new for me.. . . . We call our kitten The Kraken because when she wakes up she's always in a bad mood until she gets breakfast lol why fake? red means negative, green means positive, at least in my game. but anyway... why would i put a fake one here? Yellow and red...makes orange. Apparently. All I want to do is take naps all of the time, but then I'd never get anything done. I think there are more narcoleptic characters elsewhere (you're probably right about Moulin Rouge; it's been awhile since I've seen it!)...I think it was even mentioned in Arrested Development and they cut quickly to a ridiculous scene of someone being asleep at a most inconvenient time. I thought, "Gahhh even my favorite show!" It just makes it very difficult to get my friends and family to understand how tired I actually am if they never see me acting like a "narcoleptic" lol. They still expect me to have just as much energy as them, and if I complain of being tired, they mention that they're tired, too... really beat up cars driving too close and cop cars tend to intimidate me I was quite shocked when I first moved there (not in TX anymore). I was used to seeing it in the grocery stores and gas stations with few restrictions where I grew up. And God forbid if you have to go to parts of east Texas... some counties don't even have bars Guy comes over to chill. Realizes he left his pipe some other place. OP says "its okay, step into my office" wow there's a lot of shitty fake incontrols out there Train Hull Tank to Elite and then you will have become a man. Actually, I can't provide much advice because I'm still fairly new myself and not exactly a pro so I can't help much Wow... there sure are a lot of requests for crochet bunnies. They are super cute. But I never anticipated so many requests like this at the same time! I would have started crocheting bunnies a long time ago! 158k IP I have no fucking clue. I'm just holding that button down and my speakers are making a chirping noise One of these things renders a woman as an indentured servant. The other is a classy gesture. I can see how you might equate them Oh, gotcha. Yeah, you need to have a viral channel like that weird Fred kid or Venetian Princess...whatever it is those people do. Even I giggled a little. Just a little My husband's dad is just like this. Munch Munch Munch My SO calls me Eier which is Norwegian for "Owner" or so the googles tells me. (its also german for egg.... don't know how i feel about that I LOVED ME2 What did he have on the front of his truck?! Like Facebook over APRS..... her face goes straight from mouth to neck... she has no chin or jawline I didn't even know it had a single player... and I'm like level 145+ on it multiplayer Why don't you just buy them and pretend they're from someone else In the old Scooby Doo cartoons, they would stop every now and then too and then the "chase" was back on. So what you just described still sounds like an old Scooby Doo cartoon. I've been called a bot multiple times, mostly when I go a'farmin ore or herbs. Once got whispered by a blue saying something like "what colour is water?" and me being, being me, replied "blue, no green... erm... water coloured?" and him going "oh... never mind then, just checking" - and that was the end of it I was only warned about drop bears No worries. I mean, except for the fact the game won't load. My account is older... I did mention Poppy GRUNDOS Legitimate question, did I miss a meme about making mediocre MSPaint art? Imagine him shaking the box to see what's inside..... [](/pinkieawe) Amazing... But but but... how can you hate cats Did you draw in his face ?? Some kid bought 2 boxes of condoms and a three pack of super glue at my little convenience store once. THEEZ GIVES ME LE COLD FEET XDDDDD!!! Yes, way different. I'm not sure how you could confuse the two, besides having the same close cut hair You're welcome, I'm glad you liked the games I personally was baffled at the graphics of Arkham Asylum the firs time I started it up. I thought I was watching a cut scene until I realized I could move I can't even remember the last time my husband went down on me honestly Is this their phone's resolution? So...why did you post this question? Mousetrap is a game? lol, yes, I feel their eyes burning a hole through my face as we speak. The facebook page works for me YIKES! Lost the ol Johnny when I seen that nose!! So.... giant african knife solves all your necessary tool problems? What exactly are you asking? Confession: I...I don't eat cheesecake. I remember studying color psychology in greater detail while at uni. The author of this article doesn't seem to know much about it. Wow, I just realized that. "I got my eye on you" How the heck did you beat Shauntal with an all-Normal team? Interesting, a form of DP I've never come across.... Awesome man! Are those red strings? i got goosebumps Same for me. I'm a gothic woman with bright-coloured hair and people are often SO AFRAID of me. I'm a very social pacifist who would love to chat with you; in fact, I get many "wow, you're so nice!" comments once people get over the Holy shit 100 mile Those eyes I am an Indian My real fear is that they start removing Steam games from my library based on the whole Bethesda bundle mess and then the Skyrim DLC I just bought becomes worthless. Did anyone else have to stop and just close their eyes? I can imagine you meeting her in an elevator with another random bystander on a long elevator ride up like 50 stories. You ask to see them, she shows them to you, and the bystander is just like, " I didn't even know they had those Is what a typo? Wow that's a lot of food... I don't think I'd be able to finish that even after full day without eating. That is like three times of a size of my regular meal.... It's RICHIES! For the whole video I was like atleast you got a cool helmet a hammer and a homeward bone. I'm waiting too... Ohshit I think I had repressed that thing. My eyes went Seriously Blizzard ? Seriously ? No 2v2 PvP? Wat. HAHA, i found some teachers on there too when visiting for the holidays. best part, they forgot I was their student...then it got weird...never can go back to my high school to recruit for my college again... Look at that badass prosthesis. I feel like I'm at the nexus of the universe. That's cold, man for a second there i thought it was real sooooo wrong What a Jackass, call everything off at the last minute I think I'll start to panic when it starts blurring all the time. Where on earth did I say I was a leftie? <3 Wonderful. Would you like to exchange skype or phone to see if we may be sufficiently compatible on Match.com's 8 layers of compatibility? Or...you know. Just if we like each other. I'm not sure if that's actually what it is or that was a joke.. -_-.................... I'm now curious how you know what faction I play as ....this is how I've always seen the meme used I can't help it but I'm reminded of Anne Hathaway... how Willy Wonka of them... Me? How do you know that? Is it part of RES? Return of WildberryRemix :D Nope not at all! XD I feel like they should be more specific. Gems? What grade? Shitty topaz? Diamonds? Opals? ... but how did they get all those camera angles? Ultimate counter to Fizz? I wonder what they would say in r/MensRights. i will never understand why ppl watch happy wheals commentary They say placenta but its not like pure afterbirth in a bottle. I use henna and placenta after i dye my hair. Its actually reay healthy for dry and processed hair. Whale sperm on the other hand, never tried it. Seems sketchy yup... i see no front or side fans... nor any vents for that matter... where does the air come from? lol i know right?! i got a sephora giftcard & a bunch of money and i don't really NEED anything right now...it's so hard but im trying not to just go buy the vice palette! SO hard. >Where on earth did I say I was a leftie? did you copy paste from Wikipedia? You devil! How did you know I was interested in the Ultimate Hyunlei? I'm not sure whether to be flattered or confused here. Elaborate. I want him I can't find it dat cat poster problem looks contrived as hell...whoa is that two fingers though where do you see hook? holy shit how did this get over 1000 upvotes on gaybros? i don't think i've ever seen that flying skag in the game This video has been posted on this subreddit like three times. Stop you noobs That widened my eyes I am not super familiar with children but I would like to think a child is smarter than some dogs. Guess I was wrong Maybe an electric hair trimmer? Like the ones for your head with the plastic attachments that make it so the razor doesn't get all the length of the hair? anyone knows how to apply and use this? I gasped out loud when I got to the 6th picture X The chick (I presume?) who was originally complaining never said -only- women get periods, though... wow that's gorgeous FDR's mistress was his cousin. Yeah, I thought about that after I posted. Weird thing though, all the nail salons I've been to use chalk boards lol? It looks like an aborted cabbage patch doll. Did you change your wrench? What is the drink?! What Apps are those? Wow, good call I didn't know this. :P I really will use this like a lot... But he doesn't have his sword out Whoa.. I didn't expect to have someone to code it for me Haha, that would indeed been awkward. And yay for odd number birthdays. I like odd numbers better than even numbers for some reason. That game scared the shit out me when I was younger whoa, it fits perfectly. How dis you figure that out? pretty good effort for a phone app Well I never said to go out and have one night stands. I meant to go out and try to find other women whom you can have an actual relationship with. The whole getting your mind off her part I meant as perhaps you could do a hobby if you have one and play video games and such. I'm only 17 and can't say much but I've been in a similar situation with the whole "friendzone" bullshit. It really sucks and you might not see an end to your feelings for this girl, but eventually, if you occupy yourself with other things besides her and avoid contact if possible, you'll get over her (assuming you want to since she's not interested) and you wont feel as shitty. Finding another girl helps btw no? mostly minecraft and dota lately... Heteronormative assumtions, don't just gloss over the crossdressers Something tells me *somebody* may have been one of those "bad decisions" that a few girls have regretted in the past... I saw an episode of this show with my 9 year old nephew the other day. I feel like it's not setting a very good example for kids, and is written by 19 year old slackers. you play for 10 hours straight.... I posted this a month ago.... Who is Tabzz Did you land it using RCS'? first TIL I'm not sleeping tonight What..... What if we all were in the same game Holy crap! I definitely like sex and candy. Man I got owned by ad LeBlank (as Ez), I was like euh REALLY? so people go there to kill thmself, but dont want it to be too windy? Good quality screenshot pls? That is ridiculous :< Glad I'm on PC. Also, why did this get downvoted? No matter how many times I see this I always cringe and get chills.....I don't know why it's so disturbing This is why every time I go past my window outside I check to make sure that you can't see through the blinds Man this is best idea i've heard this year accepted He doesn't allow any involvement in the design process? he must be filming 'Stretch Armstrong' wow When I was interviewing for a job with an airline a few years ago (2009ish) they said that was acceptable 20 minutes is long. I was going to say something along the lines of "But where is his other hand? Ok.. zen why do ze germans, tell me zey love me "Ich liebe dich"!? Hmmm? So you have hundreds of holes and one had this spider in it or you have hundreds of holes I your yard and each contains a spider??? Hi and welcome! How do the cats and rats get along?! "... sources say." It should still work, I fail to see why not. I've used it in the past. Usually I would just look at the person's Facebook profile. Since I don't have facebook it's relatively useless to me. It helps to creep people out on Reddit. I'd be like: "Hi JEFF!" and they would be like "WHO R U?! For a second I was all Out of curiosity, what counts as sustained? I've heard it for other things, but never knew "how long" should cause concern. I've had over 140 for 15 min or longer. I've actually had everything on your list, went to the ER, and they send me home. By eating her hand? It's like....cat porn It's like she is crying ( Okay. I'm really curious now. What is the Dudeist Church, what is the Church of the Subgenius, and how did you eventually join the *Maronite* Church? Do you have ties back to Lebanon? return of the tuck rule? ‎(っᵔ ◡ ᵔ)っ =====> \^( I remember this being on CNN, they said no one died We beat the Seahawks though My mom's been there. I was looking at the pictures from her trip and came across these. My face was like Forcey fun time How is this news whatsoever? And how does a "study suggest" this. I thought it was a fact. I do nude mages all the time Same with the power bills Maybe he really thought he was helping Well... that was unexpected. Touchdown on 3rd and forever. Why was this purple? I've literally never seen it until now... Or have I? ...But it looks like she's smoking a blunt What's the plate breakdown there? It looks gnarly as hell but for the life of me I can't figure out what size plates those things are. Tought it was a tumb When? Now? Well, tanuki are known to have huge balls, so maybe it was their way to inject some adult humor in the same way western animation does? Only according to Zileas, so it's hard to check ! Or is that serious ? It's ruu-eened! oh... imperfect ? what You may be me in a Canadian alternate universe. Where are our points? wieeerd i was just talking to daleo the other night that will be One time while walking home from school with two friends my female friend really needed to pee and we were only about 5 mins from her house, so we go sit on a park bench along the path we were walking and she couldn't hold it much longer and just went right there... She was wearing a skirt so you could barely tell what just happened but me and my other friend were just staring at her with the widest eyes You have to keep it...as a man ** Worst, you are Australian? O_O A painting? And here you are commenting on it. I find it ironic So I was thinking, did not get any movie up earlier when I looked it up As in the next 10 years H-Holy shit I thought it was a picture You make a good point.. definitely didn't hurt me. I didn't even have to try for him to enjoy himself. Go me. its eyes... Put a sombrero on it. Lol it's irrelevant since we aren't friends on FB anyway. I would probably second guess my decision to post it on his even if we were.. I wouldn't want all of my friends and family to see! Double negative. "You fuckin' seein' this shit dude? There is white stuff everywhere Same here. I couldn't help but notice the 410 days of premium. Swear to god, that is at my old school. I had green hair, not the south park character Women have nights that aren't whine nights? My responses are all exactly the same. How many traffic stops have you been in where they have dogs? necrophilia incest? woah. glad she was safe :) the highs were in the -40 range up here for a lot of December Why is it so hard to believe? Strange, yours don't have the special features disks. I didn't know that subreddit existed Wow, do you still get keyword alerts even with edited comments You work their Saturday/Sunday hours too? It was for me..... Is that hair dye? Thanks. I was aware that the Maronite Church is a part of Roman Catholic tradition, it just seems peculiarly specific to join *that* branch. Supposing you're not Lebanese, it seems not much different from a Texan joining a Uniate church. how does it eat and poop Sorry! I was on mobile and it's kinda glitchy! Plus I've been rather derpy today. I believe I would have died from the pnuemonia I contracted at one year old. Wow. I never thought of that before. I was just bored and grabbed some cheap cards to try.... By the end I had a couple guys wanting me to paint their planeswalkers though What causes this bug? 1 out of 4 conspiracy subscribers are the people the conspiracies are about... That is...kind of strange that you can buy produce on Amazon. Brian Austin Green's been banging her since she was like 16 and he was in his early 30s. Bubbles Uh..i have some gunpowder How did you know which hand it was??? instant boner is anyone else wondering why this is so important to people? OR AM I??? Is that why violent movie scenes go black and white? Haha, is yay American slang for coke? WTF Jegus gogdang, I'd heard that he had competed in World's Strongest Man competitions but I thought they just took that and stretched it into a gimmick. He still has records that he set in 1995 that stand to this day. 40 band, really? She doesn't look that broad. M. Shite Namalian ending: Your cousin *is* Tom Cruise... The demon spawn, 9 months I think I may hang on to the "true gentleman" for a while, I can't imagine it ending any weirder than it did with handy man. Are you a pro? I mean Look at that finishing. Wait, frequent agression is not a sign of mental ilness? Help me "Smoke spot" is an anagram for "smokes pot" 109? intact as in with the foreskin Is that supposed to be touché? What do you do if you have to shit outside the house? Honestly, I don't know what to do on the website Now to see if the mother blows the others out the water with final weight. Soon after you'll have people PMing you for seed orders. solid rocket for Vanu I'm on the Eastern Shore of MD and i get $20 8ths all day.. Dude..your...feet As a fellow Asian, people comment that my mom and I look like sisters because she looks young. It's flattering for my mom bc they're saying she looks youthful... But that means they think I look old I like how he actually managed to finish what he aimed for. Some streamers say they will do something but never finishes it. A recent example is scarra's 24 hour stream. I don't hate the guy. I actually love him to death. But was a bit disappointed to get a 9 hour stream instead Good God. What do you mean how you count? Good god! The things I could do in that position. I think this is the first time I have ever not liked something on Reddit out loud Apparently I've played Animal Crossing for 321 hours. wut. holy crap, i was just there saturday really? Where in that sentence did he mention guns? I think the Me too That's gotta be some of the most useless stuff ever You can think of demuslim and Idra but not of Revival and Stephano?? How can you finish something that is never ending? his hand says it all... I never noticed that That face....now I'm gonna have nightmares *Was* there a sour taste in your mouth, OP? whhaatt 4 is hard? dye ... bullet? Mostly, I'm picked we need a superstar tight end, imagine cutler throwing to gronk Jesus... People actually use "Goddess" instead of god? I though that was just in satires of feminism Beautiful, but I can't help imagining all the things that could go wrong, standing on the edge of a slippery bathtub, holding on to the shower curtain bar Reddit bans jailbait and Nickelodeon runs with it. Sounds like everyone has alot of screwy cops in their town I honestly never even knew this existed is it me or are the lamps floating in the air were you? Very important. Drive hammered, get nailed! Little story of mine to add: When I was 20yrs old, after a long night of drinking and fighting with my now ex-gf, I hopped in my car at 3am and sped off to who knows where. I was so intoxicated I don't even remember leaving. I ended up crashing into the side of a Quiznos. Witnesses saw, phoned police. They came and instantly knew I was waaaayy drunk. I have the police report still, the officer asked me 'How much did you drink tonight?' and my answer was 'A burrito'. Arizona is a terrible place to get a DUI. I ended up doing 30days in Tent City. It's a huge dirt yard with rows n rows of tents. In the tents are bunk beds with no mattresses. When you first arrive, you do the usual strip search, then they give you hand towels for blankets. *Handtowels*.Granted it doesn't get *very* cold in AZ, but at night it hits 60 or so. So trying to sleep was difficult, add pigeons landing on you in middle of night, routine attendance checks every 2-3hrs, and the fact that you are sharing these tents with hundreds of other inmates, it's not comforting. I ate green bologna in there. The meals were so bad I can't even explain it. They did have a vending machine tho so I lived off Sour Patch Kids for those weeks. The bathrooms were unbelieveable, shit just covering the lids, floors, no doors just lines of toilets. I brought in comics and drew to past the days. When my day finally came to get out, the guards told me I had to shave my beard. I said ok whatever, anything to get me out. He then hands me an old, rusted piece of shit razor, one of the electric ones. I just stare at it. I'm walking back to restrooms when the person next to me says 'You know what the other inmates use those razors for right?' I've never seen that before no cameltoe? That's actually pretty cool. I've never seen a site do that. Ah, neon cows.. Same here -- might want to consider editing post -- or did you do that on purpose? Thank God this was a shark tank and not a jellyfish exhibit * Are you serious dude? OP you look a lot like this girl Megan that I knew in middle school You can't read the words that are clearly written on the pen? Bulimics usually develop great control over their gag Well...I don't know how I would have been "stretched out" Do my first total stash-down since I started collecting in 2002 Had a dildo in me and I'm a man. HELL YEAH I GOT A CD LABEL PRINTER TOO! The Defense Of Marriage Act roasts coffee? Now the flamers move to ARAMS I literally read this with this face: Dun dun dunnnnnn It takes like 5 to 10 seconds to make a mastery page and why would it matter whether the page is page 2 or page 10? jesus christ, you sure stepped in something there.. Steam does this to people - it turns you into a collector of video games. Its like buying achievements You got nothing but headshot kills until 1 bodyshot? Well hate to break the bad news but..... Santa isn't real This type of tactic seems of a manipulative nature wut? we've had tons of new players make houses there and walk around totally fine. i didnt know anyone was killed For a long moment, I completely forgot the original purpose of this post; it ended up just being me reading a list of things I love girls doing to me in bed and I lost focus How do you change cobble to mossy cobble Wow, I just went there today! Spacedicks. I have no words. Interesting.. I feel bad for those newbies like me that have absolutely no clue this was a thing. ...Y-you can preview dye colors?? Thank you very much. I've never known that there were this MANY people on the Mindcrack Fanserver I just looked at it again and it does. 2 stacks of diamond?! Holy crap! That's 128 ores and it's pretty rare! He might have to clear out all stone anywhere in his entire map to find it! Is...Is that Toph from Avatar: The Last Airbender? There's all sorts of petitions and whatnot going around to bring them back. I can still remember the taste/texture. Heh, I was expecting you to be from Quebec. Yes I knew that, oh and I HIGHLY recommend watching epicnamebro's dark souls lore videos after you beat the game. (Or before if your a very curious spoiler-prone little bitch like me. but you can find it through Skype directory..? How could they pearl themselves After 5 seconds of picturing that... *Makes perfect sense I just finished that mission today... I need a walkthrough guide on this. It is really confusing...so confusing even the native speakers don't get it sometimes. That sounds so very familiar I certainly hoped it will remove excuses to stop people from trying it. Though, ironically, there exist dyslexic people from wanting anyone to ever have access to it. Whoa Ha. No he left to rediscover his youth three years ago and found a Russian girl, 14 years his junior. Sure dodging Ez's ult is useless What game is this I do, but after talking to a few girls who said they were "swollen for a week" I quickly changed my mind Don't do it man! You'll explode Holy crap. It looks like they shampoo that horse with PURE GOLD! serious for PC... what does that make X-Box or PS3 If her name is Snoo... Then death by Snoo Snoo is real! That looks like Julian smith in the very front Watch out for cougars..... Okay... judging by your inventory (Golden pickaxe, demonite axe), you haven't beaten the EoW yet. But do you wear a Ninja helmet, Copper armor and Molten Boots? What's the point of them slapping the mat? I'm glad he's doing better! The first time I saw my rat recover from choking I was extremely freaked out, I had no idea what was going on That would scare me too! This....in a messed up way looks....kind of delicious Holy shit. Haha, I understand you, it's kinda scary I mean the crazy eyes on the cats- they made me laugh. Ah... see, I didn't... I'm convinced surge must have been some kind of cia black ops to expose kids to something or other. The 'cheap surge machine at middle school' was all too common Free!! Lol i found em in my closets Katara's face I'm not sure the redskins have any picks left No Such Thing As A Black Worker. ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!!!! Random, but you look REALLY familiar. You wouldn't happen to live in Texas, would you? Thanks for the encouragement! I think getting out there might have to wait until spring at least - here in western Pennsylvania we have about 8 inches of snow right now (oh gods, what have i done) Technically, he never said she had it Did I ever tell you how much I love you?? Exactly, sometimes it can be so extreme that part 1 will have half a million views and part 10+ has less than 75,000 views and part 20+ barely reaching 20,000 My husband just blocked his own mom on fb. Why should even that bother anyone. It means thank you in Spanish. *Gulp* Well, there go my eardrums you are on the other side of the room Signs theory? Did she cut it or cut it off? Holy herpaderp. Hair is dead skin cells...of COURSE the ends are dead.... Holy hell, I would have properply lost my shit on that one. Props to you and your friends to not ending up in a ditch somewhere, and with all your body parts intact I'm completely blown away It's also a great idea to call mia in all chat, since by doing so you make the enemy laner aware that hes been found out so that he stops his efforts, right? Can I be your handbra? Geez Pepper, how drunk are you? You're right something is wrong, somebody is playing as Karma 21/8/7 for me hawkeye's got a fucking nest on his head ** Snoopeh (best stare 2012) No one tell PETA about this. I'd rather they keep spashing people with paint than throw handfulls of pro-vegitarian ticks at people What is the real world... That guy just finished a one hour long ZvT Splotches = Colonies Hmm, the foot fetishist reveals himself. No one ever said OP was a girl... When I ovulate, I get vaginal pains. I've heard it's common. In the back of my mind, I always asked myself if this is what dilation would feel like That is one old post. How do you get 33% approval with 2 votes? didn't clean for 10 years? They're still growing?! Lucky! I was certain the PS3 was only backwards-compatible with PS2 games, I may not have done enough research... Hold on my friend, you may have just given me the chance of a lifetime Detroit that's cute. Live next to Juarez Mexico. Nothing but automatic fire and I swear I heard an artilary she'll That moment you forget the post title and have no idea what you're watching. DaVinci, is that you??? [ I wasn't even aware you could play them co-op What is this? So India hasn't heard of prison rape? rly nice courier What the............ i leave the continent on the 18th You can't turn mass into energy, though, can you? if you mean an eighth, thats a shit load Ooooooh I never thought about that Lol no prob :) I never thought to ask if anyone else had it. I have really long eyelashes so when it does that and I barely run my finger over them it feels super weird.. I have never had that issue Tell that to the guy who has to swallow a dub and starts tripping later on down the road. wtf, Ursa is an agi hero Spechless just amazong He has a twin?! In the reverse, I hate people who look down on me for having nice things. I'm not extremely wealthy, in fact I'm really not wealthy at all. But if I want something nice, I'll save up for it. People who will joke "BUT YOU HAVE AN iPHONE" when I mention I'm pretty poor this weekend are really shitty. I got it at 0 dollars because it's two or three generations old, it's not like I ran out and bought a $600 iPhone that week. Damn woman! ?!?!?!? WTF A photo of you in a bikini, you say? FUCK It's not? I just had their steak/bacon burrito this past weekend and it was The Internet does not disappoint. She really brought it haha hi <3 I learned a lot about you today Wait, what? This was a problem people had? When people get into arguments over the most random shit. 2 girls in my freshman year of Highschool got into an argument over whose pussy was tighter....... Wait... I watched Parks and Rec I've never seen so many fireworks. I'm not certain if my computer is messing up or if I'm missing something... or on Evelynn Those riffs Are you actually telling me you think 4chan's gotten *better*? It isn't? I broke the laws of pokelogic. If you think about it, fireworks displays are the perfect time to murder someone that's just.. disturbing I've been to the two in our area several times over the last few months, looking. My boyfriend has to drag me out You were closer than me. I thought it was a desert floor or some shit because neither of them can have children........? I wonder if this is why people are turned off by me initially, and then warm up to me over time Wat?? What exactly are we supposed to do? I just drew your name to win it also Woah, chipotles aren't just restaurants? Hey buddy, I am in the same situation, let me know if you find good videos wrapping all the changes up, so much new to learn Funny, I got the reverse offer from a young lady last night. First time that had happened on OKC Uh oh, what if they're STR based? That gear is insanely amazing for them if they're DEX based too I... What? Booya! Wow, can mid laners learn how to function without blue buff? my little fleshy thing? Holy shit I went to Wikipedia it and your right Someone is a good detective, lol. This is my new found motivation for my New Years resolution that I just now made. Dat balance I was going to list the multitude of things activism has achieved in the past like I usually do but if you're already willing to gloss over hundreds of years of successful activism so you can equate it to 'begging' there's really no point here Is this true Maybe this is a dumb question, but why is the cat laying in weed It was actually a level 75 boss while most of the entire party was level 100. You think you would win with those odds I listened to this band for the first (well technically 2nd) time today, and now I go on reddit and see this Ill never stop. ever. ever....ever....in fact, just wrote another How do you even get clothes that can contain all that? Jebus! ... I like it. I feel like it would go great with some sort of visuals. In the dark. Stoned. If the BCS was purely a top ten thing, we would have had 5 SEC vs somebody matchups. am i missing the part that has to do with wow? Oh my, it's my cake day All good and true. I prefer bbc for most news not celebrity related. However, i'm trying to think real hard how Obama drinking pepsi has any relation to 18 killed in US drone attack. Apparently, BBC doesn't know how to use pictures either... to OP More like, what underwear does Cooper wear that Griffin can wear comfortably como se debe decir? toda mi familia lo dice así... I've actually never heard this term before. Do you remember the episode of Pokemon where Gastly was the Ghost of Maiden's Peak? It was in the episode subsequently titled as such, maybe the other Barry is a Gastly.. because if I'm not mistaken Gastly could talk in that episode AND take a "physical" form. 7 years and only 6200 gamerscore (Give or take a hundred). I play almost daily too even as a resident of Connecticut that makes me go: Oh God the dust. Woah, iseewhatyoudidthere You knew what sex was in third grade? yeah those low ones were scary, they sent the firework techs running All of them...hahahaha.....but seriously....all of them Whats your w/l Yeah, but it only consists of jokes concerning the recent transition of years. No offence but I seriously hope you're trolling because no true one piece fan could ever forget that scene. Are you sure its the racials? Or is ot just some virus that came down on a meteor??? And whose fault is that? My bologna has a first name! It's O-S-C-A-R! My bologna has a second name! It's M-E-Y-E-R! Ohhhh! I love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll say, "Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-A-L-O-G-N-A!" Well, that makes me feel like a horrible person for not knowing But you do realize, that Shia LaBeouf is a white male How would that not fuck something up? Oh, that's very nice. :D On the topic of age of consent, since it was 13, did that mean guys were having sex with young girls? Wait, so he didn't actually learn how to cut steel during the fight with Daz Bones? How is this OP in anyway? Tool put on the best concert I've seen thus far. But Jambi turned from a 9 minute song into a 45 minute jam session you sell a lot of stuff for 4250 lol, are you sure it's only worth that much? They're...selling toga towels You can ride without passing a test? Hey I know that guy! He does surprisingly good work and is well known in the area. My current piercer apprenticed under him. Ryan cut his nipples off for him My ex made this incredible observation "you know who has all the money in this world?....rich people"... DAM! >.< .... also, i didnt read that phytus put 'usually' o_O ... i was really tired and skipped over that. that is why i wrote the comment because i read it in a 'always' matter I don't think gouging out your vein would be helpful Apps are bound to device, not apple account? Question to the 5 writers who voted for BC again this week: Um yea, they just got destroyed in the Mariucci Classic by the new #1 team, should the Gophers have scored 20 goals to get your vote? LOL "Taxi, taxi!" "Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar" how does the skewing work? But... by definition he knows *everything* about you. Oh god why! I was cordially invited to proceed with her into the bath tub and piss all over her. Huh. I'm from 'Murica too. Now I'm extra confused. BUH. That is confusing. ...it? but you didn't edit I feel that history is about to repeat itself... It looked more like a bear to me I think i revealed my deep love for Middle Tennessee State for nothing then.....How Awkward... Shouldn't you be more worried as to why FBI were in your club to begin with? Is this photoshopped? Amen. Fuck people with self awareness. Bawhhhhhhhhh, those eyes ( Good god that's amazing. Doing it wrong. Supposed to verify...in person...at my place...just like that. Sweden? you mean she stays in sweden with her family? Oh my that's so complicated Scott Pilgrim boxset is $72 retail, $42 on amazon. Well, after you explained your position by swearing without any solid argument at all, what exactly did you expect? but he doesn't look raw? There's a banned one?! Obviously it isn't effective enough... But seriously? If you were to remove 'nigga' from that paragraph, it would look like an English major wrote it. Believe me, this man is intelligent. Anybody that can spell valedictorian is pretty damn smart, mostly because a lot of people think it is valevictorian. I think you might just be racist. I didn't either! Maybe because I was hungry or because I like sugar lol no i don't do drugs, but i had some caffeine and a meningitis shot today You sound like my partner! 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But, looking at my profile and settings, I don’t see a phone number field in the personal details section. why a stock dude? I wouldn't know what the fuck to do with a stock if anyone gave it to me in any context EVER, it doesn't exactly seem to scream romance either i think mine does as well.. I'm up to like .74 c now.. But when i get to 100 dollar they will send me it! How do I acquire one of these incredible controllers!? I too am confused how this is done... It's nice and warm in my mouth > He even said it would be "magical." I'd be interested, but I've never played any of these gametypes Is that actually unusual? 0345... Holy shit. She does not look 15... I saw it as a cut off penis... I got a dirty mind I saw him too.... My eyes literally went like this Why the fuck did I write my post like that Didn't realize i was doing math Didn't know period was a love sound... I scrolled all the way down to this, and this definitely wins. I seriously don't even know what I would do to handle a situation like that, would I laugh it off, would i immediately pull out, what the fucking fuck What exactly are you drinking that it needs to be blurred? cool, i'll bookmark his site and check back to see if he's made them :) Although the wallets tehre now make me think it's perhaps a bit too rich for my taste W...was it relevant? Yea I noticed that too Oh man, I know how you feel. Olga discontinued my (old) favorite bra and I couldn't quite get over it. Luckily I figured it out because Kohls was purging them as discontinued sale items, so I went to all the local Kohls and bought them all in my size. Ok. That said, it is still mildly interesting. I cannot imagine "forgetting" something that's in my vagina either.. I compleeeeeeeeetely understand. Most of the time, I don't know what to do with mine. 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I am definitely going to go with the assumption you're trolling here I spy kimchi in the corner!!!! Japanese eh? All that Touhou. And the one I loved the most was that Touhou arcade. WOA DUDE WATCH OUT UR GNNA FALL N GET HURT?! NSFL TAG PLEASE OP Probably going to hell for that bro, just sayin' Seattle does it though. Where are you from Wow. WTF has a lot of "WTF looking" penises posted here tonite. So much mutilated dick. Somebody get some bleach and pour it in these eyes. damn i shoulda done that shit Cheer up, Vandy fucked ya'll pretty good, though! ( Never unsee Well, I just spent the day with a dear friend I haven't seen in about six months, so I'm doing pretty well! School's...eh. It stresses me out because my loans depend on my grades, and my mom's the one getting my loans, so if I do badly according to her she'll stop helping me with my loans. 9/10 would stare into those eyes again. I'm dubious about that. Does she even know how lasers work? let's take this down a notch Jess is trans? Well I still have 140.69 ...are you some kind of geek-world celebrity I feel like I should know about but don't? Enough interwebs for today Same. I even looked at the thumbnail out of the OTHER corner of my eye after I thought I read that, and it briefly looked like a DaVinci sketch of a burning animal I never played it and also never got chance to get into RPG games, don't know why Damn... LoL Well, I was watching a true crime show about a devout Christian guy who killed his wife. Christian Mingle commercial came on. Well, that's the first time i have ever heard of anything like that. wtf happened? For the love of everything I wish I could unsee this story. 5000 miles in a month? If you kill him, you gain his life energy Definitely a yes on the avoiding of the cloth seats. I've always been sketched out by them, and after a friend witnessed a guy shitting himself on said seats recently, I realized my fears were well founded Dat aperture Deci a fost sinucidere? WTF. I googled me, got my youtube account, reddit account, a "youthink" account saying I'm a nudist? and a photo of me topless. And some I-am-bored posts from 6 years ago Yeah, I live on one of the quiet floors and can attest to this. Especially at the beginning of the year, when for some reason the cool thing to do was to drunkenly roll around on the floor... That's fucking terrifying. I think I may have just recovered from this. Those are custom pokemon, right? I'm very confused atm. I lube my cube up too. I'm no master. Whoa! Odorless, you say? He's been a full cast member since season 3, with a half season in 2. So what you're saying is that the only good season is number 1? 8 o_O you shooting the wrong type of ammo at a slave set cane? What idiots downvote a working coupon code ? 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My vagina gets wiped and is not seeping every second of the day. He has baby soft looking skin. Oh wow. wow - I *really* didn't give Ranger enough time Why'd this get downvoted? Radio stations still confuse me What did you need to shave him for? Because of the chicken wings? I'm confused... what computer gets 60-80 fps on arma ? It's fuzzy but it looks like that Starbuzz is 27.99? And the one on the end is 29.99? Hello and welcome Alice :D If that is your real name I thought the first pic was of the in-game model I read through that trail of angry tweets, not ONE offer of donuts. Wait, so is the 8th it the third? **lol -22 comment karma** Chelsea what is that? my daughter. holy shit, who would have thought I would find the movie of my childhood here It was for a job in finance. I zoomed in and it looks like...an Applejack toy? ...That's doable. Did you breast feed it? o_O You talk about hom like a person. He is still a champion in a computer game. You shouldnt have such feelings about him I thought it was a bag of coconuts underneath all the garbage. Then I asked myself, with Smartfood, Dr. Shasta, and Shed's Spread Country Crock, who the hell needs COCONUTS!? What's a sweetheard? What the actual fuck? Was I the only kid who got asked what I wanted to eat? Wow That looks like a pork scratching. I...see... This was so serious that SM have removed the video and are reuploading an edited version Is this simple act of common kindness worth a GGG? WHY IS THIS LINK PURPLE!? it's a self post tho...wingatic doesn't get any karma. i just don't get why 18 people upvoted this Is one of those girls Lisa Liu? wtf the comments I thought that meant "I like girls generation" On the far left? Seriously? I'm amazed that I can handle sex. Lots of weird, repetitive noises going on there, haha. It's just when he eats, though. 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When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real Not sure why someone would downvote this Very cool aux, first time I've been mentioned in a POC and it feels good :P glad Is it... bonewild? Are you reading my mind? I thought the exactly same thing I guess... if I have to to continue my sheep family? Pointless question A jack-in-the-box would be ominously hilarious. The players start laughing...until you take out an elder dragon token! ^ I would love to see the play time on that file Yes, a woman with a penis... Mentioned human flesh so nonchalant... I was like I blame the T for not running after 1:00am why even reply if you plan on being a constant downer? That I did not know I used to have an alarm clock that would make a slight clicking noise while it was going off. I had to change alarm clocks because every time I heard a noise that sounded like it, it would stress me out This is one of the many things that I see and I, have a distraught "What the hell? I could have sworn this had like 8000something upvotes earlier ahh yeah makes sense. Thats what i do now at home.. even though i dont do shit ever. It wasn't the goal in college? I did it all wrong... Your logic is astounding. Now i know those in the pic probably are the nutjobs, but still. I had NO idea it was that bad! i always thought people were blowing it up, or at least just focusing the nutjobs. now im almost... afraid (and very sad) oh. em. gee. I agree with the other 7 - 8 people in this thread, a download link would be fantastic of course he would say that, that's what he wants you to think... Wait, what? Seriously? are you real? I understand too. When I was a young lad and inexperienced I managed to convince myself that a Sasquatch and William Shatner were spying on me from the other room Actually I am. I would think that Red's dad died in the war, but maybe the war took place in part on mt. silver? I would love the fighting Eevee! And, a *Normal* eeveelution? 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A friend would do this with his big toe toenail clippings. He said the toenails were sturdier than his fingernails. I'd really love to think so but you'd be surprised how dumb people are Hopefully. My dad lived back and forth New York and LA in the 70's and 80's. Maybe it's the same dad.. I... I... wasn't even aware gonorrhea of the mouth was possible. Sex is scary. Maybe he/she is Asian. what point would it be if you are flying a liberator? Omg I have the same 3 games in a corner just like you have, Starcraft2 LoL and Minecraft. I replied telling Johnathan that I want my refund and that I called the BBB asking them what I should do with the complaint. I don't expect to hear from the BBB or Treegloo as its the weekend, but if I don't hear something on Monday from at least one party, I'm gonna be a little upset, especially since Discover won't allow me to get the money back as its already been paid in full and Treegloo is over 100 miles away You got cock blocked by a house. Airplane mod That's not the middle. That could well be a direct quote from SRS. It's... fucking... beautiful ...Sometimes that "context" button is important ... mediahint. Oh my god. Thank you so much. Oh god, that header image is so big... I watch gomtv before without an issue, but suddenly, there's lag? All.the.time. And then, even during the cutting process! I had one hairdresser ask me if I was a Leo because I have such thick hair. Coincidentally, I am, and it sort of is like a lions mane at times Sweet Jebus. Indeed. Infections are no fun. At this point I can only imagine what an infection in the vagina feels like DAFUQ did i just look at ?!?! Random outsider here: One hour and already at the top of /r/all? Damn.. this sub is active! Dat ass... Looks swollen instead... Are people really still that determined to hate the game? Palm trees! already have twisted lightbringer and not interested with tribal totem But then who will make sure all the soda cans get holes properly punched in them from fifty yards away? Are those loaders, spaceships or defence turrets? Our accounts were made 4 days apart I know it was supposed to be funny and all but.. has anyone ever tried snorting kief eucalyptus flavored gum? ( Staffie? As in staffordshire bull terrier? I thought those things were small dogs... Looks like something that came out of Lucky Star. I've found that life is beautiful and always worth living. Even in our darkest moments, we can always wait for that shining moment to pull us from the darkness. Stay strong and believe in yourself! And besides with people on here with names like Twathammer.....what's not to love Why was this up voted Stunning ^_^ i pictured the fall of Lucifer, and this one picture I'd seen but God now I can't find it But what if There's also a Masamune in Chronotrigger. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!! What hurt the most was the parents saying "Turn the hard drive off." and "I'm gonna disconnect the computer." wait wtf since when did that album get over 100,000 views >Dat salmon Kraft di--... what the hell is that. Like... macaroni and cheese or something? When was this game 91% off?! Shit, my boyfriend has a great jaw line/bone structure, and I have a rather Italian nose (which I love, but would look bad on the wrong face). Does that mean we'd either have Adrian Brody or a Brooke Shields? Well, that is not something I needed to hear on hour 10 of my 12 hour shift at 5am Why are there so many Pirate Draik Eggs right now? This comment I have seen it before... somewhere hmmmm Budget build ? Shyvana is one of the best junglers in the meta right now what is this guy on? I just looked Harbough in the eyes Wow, they look way more similar than I thought. Jesus Christ on a crutch! Valid point. The rest of my life with fundie I think I just started something horrible WHAAAAAT! I kind of want one. Well you kind of answered your own question. If you wanna stomp like in ranked play adc, but if you want to goof off in blind pick the call mid. And to directly answer your question, I would assume adc fits your style since you do better in that role TvP is one of the most balanced matchups.. Yeah me neither I don't since my eyelashes are pretty thick anyway...but I've always wondered about the whole selection and application process. DAT HAIR Yea in dc metropolitan area there was a short Spanish guy going around stabbing girls in the butt for no reason. I recently heard they caught him in Peru and bring him back here to VA. Talk about having an awkward convo with cell mate.......... I never called the hotline, either. I'd call around to my other NES friends at the time or hope that they'd have the answer in Nintendo Power somewhere. I don't want to say how long it took me to find Level 7 in The Legend of Zelda (use whistle in the dried fairy lake) - How am I supposed to know that, outside of blowing the whistle in every screen, just in case? Well, that's how I found it But isn't there a difference between compulsive eating and someone who *wants* to be overweight, and doesn't recognise it as an issue? ... Wow. That's stunningly accurate. I don't think I mentioned Dark Souls I live in the same city as and have a mutual friend with a Jake Fraley, according to Facebook 18$ in shipping cost You seem to have an answer for everything Not if I do it first Dude. That's below the belt. I always thought it was made as animation from photos... even back hair? That username uh oh RGIII is limping That sounds awesome! Did you end up having to stay at a strangers house? .... Oh really.. Why doesn't the effect expire? Wow. Seriously? this was advertised so heavily I knew about it. In America! OP has GW pics. Imagine how it would look with mods Very nice oil paintings. I even took the effort to double check to make sure the site said they were paintings I use to live at an apartment where Food Trucks came every Friday. That day there happen to be a lot of people when suddenly an old man in a Lexus pull up onto the curb and half onto the lawn of the courtyard. He jumps out of his car opens the trunk and starts to shit in back. All in clear view of a crowd of people about to get food or are already eating. With his ass in the trunk he's just staring at people as if it's normal holy shit Seahawks so lucky Do you two apply it at the same time? I wonder how Liandry's actually works with kennen ult, does it do full 5% damage since the spikes hit a person 1by1, or is it seen as AOE. If it's the first I'll definitely try rylais + liandry on him asap, that 10% proc. who in their right mind brings a 6 year old kid to a horror movie?! "37.3% [of women] think that men should look good naturally without any effort" I don't think I will ever understand why a stunning woman like you is ever alone Everybody's gonna be so well-dressed. Now to erase my browsing history. DAT FLAIR Not lies. I kid you not tht was the actual picture This is really cool! But it's not calling my phone I always thought that looked like Antonio Banderas Dude, you know what's crazy? I've felt old before too. My friends little brother was talking about how he couldn't wait for Halo 4 - He wasn't even born when Halo 2 came out You also have to make sure to run the keurig a few times to get any leftover coffee grinds out of the bottom. Try using the machine with a clear glass and no k-cup sometime. The water comes out light brown due to residual coffee. To make tea you just do the same thing except put a teabag in the cup before putting the hot water in You burn that car sir, you burn it good ya hear me I'ma have to call BS on this one, and even if it wasn't BS, are you saying it was only the worst idea you'd ever heard AFTER it didn't work? If you always thought it was stupid, why the fuck did you agree You really want him to dehydrate himself on salt water? Your left eye is much larger than the right HaHa, fake! ... Oh wait wtf is ross doing to holly Hey, I didn't get a chance to catch your stream, I was too busy driving around blasting stuff. Hot Damn hahaha your awesome Wow, just watching a tiny bit of it and it's incredibly unsettling. The lack of anything really happening + ominous music + laugh track... *shudder*. It feels like somethings going to jump out at you any second or something. Did you downvote your own post? But it's vs the computer...it doesn't mean anything And if you go far back you go to the caveman time, and the cavemen beat you with clubs, and you can bang dinosaurs... I see a :) Looks like the result of 2 girls one mug... And the fact that his screen seems almost square I want me some chocolate milk As someone who is fairly active in my local LGBT Community, I've never heard the term(s) GSM or GSRM before. I that's the 4th picture (bottom right) on the page You'd never seen that before? It's been around for many, many years The labia on that thing suggest that it's seen plenty of use. Oh wow a lot of comments But you were cute as an "ugly as fuck duckling" that keyboard is older than me No, Wake County ( I am terrified I made this discovery. The super mayo: it beckons. "Maximum Strength Mayonnaise. Inspires passion and loyalty." A weight fluctuation of eleven pounds in a week is just not healthy. My hand and I are related Yeah. Let's go with trolling ... Sooooo.... 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I don't get it. Wait, when did general discussion get a reddit skin? Wow, I just got through with that game 20 minutes ago Griffon left Geoff? Lurked for 2 years, finally made an account. Difference??? I'm on here posting this at like 4 in the morning and not just looking at it. Wow. the gun system should be in the game for some spells of this game.. that would be so weird.... but so awesome at the same time You used her not following you back on Instagram as a way to say she's not interested in you...? Human Growth Hormone...? you like boys who wear two watches on the same arm ? There is much worse on the internet So 9/11 was a teaser for Polt to axiom It would be around 1,5 meters long wat. Makalu appearts somewhat reasonable ( How to do that? I can only do these: (O_O) (I_I) ( woohoo! thank you. so embarrassed ... im actually colombian and live in miami DO NOT GOOGLE Image ICHIBAN at WORK, I repeat, DO NOT GOOGLE ICHIBAN. i give 5 Yeah, when OP said it wasn't rhythmic and sounded like spoken word, "Kim" came to mind. I remember it making a " Which modpacks does this? Legendary Night's Edge from Terraria Why do you call them dinkuses? World, seriously, WTF. you're so pretty you're friends with Donald trump's children? Thanks for your comment! I was clicking through all the comments trying to find out why that would be offensive... now I know Men in the military. Those uniforms Damn. I mean...**damn**. we might not Suddenly... Quake strafe jumping in Skyrim... Thank you kindly. First time using a class that is pure DPS. Bound my keys and was amazed at the amount of damage I was doing. Even at lvl25. Amazing Creepy...I bet if you listen you can stil hear people screaming..... Don't be sorry about what? I do 10-15 gold a day Still doing double-takes here. OctaChaz? Is that you? You look... different!! So... it's ok for her to get harrassed...because she deserves it? Sometimes so crazy it might just work The baby would have to be given an enlargement surgery and glued-on pubic hair or something for his genitals to look like his father's.... Yet the very first episode of B/W says he's ten . . . Was the printer running? As a dutch person, I would be on solid ground if it were inverted, coz half our country is below sealevel I wonder if it would still have happened had she said yes and kissed him Babysitting? How old was the girl? Oh great, another person that doesn't understand that racism and sexism aren't one-on-one acts of discrimination or hatred, but social power structures. very...carefully... Jeebus. Need to be your friend. Shit, man, the 512MB one is $1,337. I like how l337 their price is. How old is this? It looks like people were crazy pre-internet too That was just...wow. Wut! shit... I live where 5 meets 121 Did you just send me a picture showing where the kidney is located, and then say its not located in the thigh piece? Soda fucking molds? can you even join MSV at lvl 80 What if there actually us a use and he's just trolling extra hard What if there actually us a use and he's just trolling extra hard LOL! I've had those moments numerous times The Fuck-Mobile ? Yeah I honestly didn't think this is something that needed to be shown Its the -_- stare, not the How much? why are they all male? You're the second Alistair Reynolds reader I've run across tonight How are you able to type on that weird, flat keyboard? for nickwu - why so much zed? is he really that good? or are you trying to THROW OFF OTHER TEAMS by only playing zed then picking like elise and other OP shit in the actual qualifier? Geeze. Wonder how that thing mates We have other ways for you to work off your debt A few months ago it was Sejuani always free EEK. Was the IUD still in your uterus, just not correctly positioned? what is SRS? ANIVIA needs a buff? That was horrifying to watch. wow.. I totally forgot about how much I just *assume* everyone knows how to use computers as much as I do, you're totally right! When you put it that way, I'm even surprised that so many use CC how do you manage to balance all that?? that's ugly as balls... no wonder it's free so uh can i have yo number But, what if it rolls over on it's back in the sand "And that, he said, could mean he and his workmen found the first Church on earth." There's fanfic for dayz? I've seen a few people on this sub red talking about "robotics" what is it ? Well...That seems pretty rational.... ** What, the guy who did Duke Nukem is doing characters? im... i dont know what I just read. Even with my username, i was for a second i thought i'm in the wrong subreddit Uhh, NA. Obsessed. I was *born* in '91 and I'm about to get married. why would you download a rar file I don't have twitter... It sounds to me like he's blaming the *players*... How do you know that? People get ads on Reddit? That's what I told myself I hope you got his plates and called the police. Really? This is the most amazing thing ever! Congratulations bro! Speaking of bros, i've never been to e3. That almost looks like it is from a video game Ah, I see. If the car needed to go past the order box to reach the end of the median, how did the person order? You have to youtube how to replace a light switch? I still like Pokemon.. and I am 21 Can someone explain to me what the syringe thing at the end of the last picture is for? dat face TIL of General Butt Naked. Nice! I really like the bedroom interior, with the chest at the end of the bed and stuff. This this entire thing had to take forever well... i just found my new favorite song I think this belongs in r/LetsNotMeet. oh wow. Amy is the team manager . . . How did Jordan sign it? Has that really happened? That's awful. Like name-calling someone is going to change their mind about circumcision. What a bad teacher .....yea. Every steak could be Kobe beef. What? crown regularly That's sounds intense Ok, that is seriously cool. I've got some spare rope light but that stuff looks like it doesn't actually have diodes in it. But thats not long hair your tv tastes are amazing Dat subwoofer! That's a pretty faptastic rack. I totally thought your daughter killed her boyfriend and put him in the closet before this explanation the plays u can make this champ are numerous If this is your first post, I'd hate to see what you deliver when you get warmed up. lol so true but it would feel weird A cat actually using the facilities that his\her human provides, instead of the packaging that the said facilities came in I tried changing it to /poops...idk what that even is. yeah except that at 30k feet lack of reception drains your battery the amount of reddit gold being gifted in this thread Oh. No, her name doesn't have a *e* at the end. It felt like you were reading a script? im reading this odd resemblance to the boss lady from Workaholics. ...I had no idea that was a subreddit. is that... tardar... sauce???? My local game store has X3 for $90 You would agree with me? Whatever happened to good old Lorem Ipsum? How shallow was this lake? So many meanings for one word. German sounds complex The look on my face after reading the title: ...fuck. I'm hypermobile... now I'm scared. penis? I was staring at the boxes for like ten minutes before i figured this out. (wow third time I'm answering a post like this What's the 60$ thing with the ugly old bitch on it So...is it a poltergeist thingy then? i've never even heard of these I came here to say I get Tina Fey sometimes too, but you look even more like her than I do! He uses the #beliebers tag??? Damn. Quite the hotness going on there. had that shit before, made my eyeballs vibrate. " I NEED this what is this sorcery? Damn, how did I missed that page You seem very chipper for somebody who should be in serious withdrawals still How did you get that **minimap** ? Did you mean to reply to me? finally! something original on reddit that hasnt been posted 100s of times before.... Over here....where? ok I don't know how or why, but i just started to respect Teemo Wut? That and due to all the other bacteria in their mouths You get your knife dirty and then you put it in your mouth yeah because Neuer is rubbish, right? Does this mean that dogs are the guardians of the human race? Octopus. Imagine those arms everywhere Holy crap, I remember that post from last year. I spent a year in this place... I'm from Algeria and near where I lived there was a restaurant that was called Mc Honalds. I went once, but it turns out they just served pizza with mayo on it Then what do I do? I gotta say, the free bakery cookie was like the highlight of my week when I was four. We moved out of the area with that supermarket chain not that long after, and I moved back for grad school. I was so excited to find that 20 years later they still had the same cookies that I bought like three pounds... and they were actually as good as I remembered. I have nowhere near that many submissions I totally misunderstood this to start off with. I thought you were painting the actual ipho e case not using an app. no kidding, hard to ignore the "downtown" part of that label. Never really understood the "culture" thing either. What culture? Drugs and poverty? Didn't help with firefox and opera for some reason, clearing cookies etc that is, but it works on chrome Wait, are those actually in the game? My mother was a hair dresser and I grew up in her salon (after school i walked there (this was the 80s) for about 6 years every day) and yeah, you're not wrong. Hairdressers/barbers get a shit ton of crap from the public. My mom was an absolute perfectionist when it came to doing hair, she was slow compared to most, her clientele was mostly older women though who had the same hair style for the past 20 years and wanted it 100% the same every time, so it worked out well for her. This one time she had a new customer call about getting a perm and color and she forgot to mention on the phone that she'd have to do a strand test. Lady comes in and mom informs her of such... ladies eye ticks off to the right and she starts shaking and screaming at the top of her lungs, "I KNEW IT! I KNEW! YOU ALL HEARD HER! I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO MY HAIR!" and then promptly sprinted out the front door. Had a kid who lived down the street from us come in for a frosting, which he got... and then set and watched him spraying sun-in (or lemon juice or something) onto his hair for the next 3 weeks while he mowed the lawn... which of course fried his hair completely. A month later nearly his mom brings him back in and complains that the frosting had caused damage to his hair because my mom was incompetent... 35 up? you sure? Mother of god. ( I take 6... What if the man receiving the gift of fire decides to feed it for the rest of his life? Jesus peter I had no idea that existed Same Could be... Or a vertebrae what the fuck man chill out What has changed in the Mindcrack pack? I haven't updated my server and my friend said that he needed Stevescarts, ExtraBiomesXL, Forestry Railcraft, Gregtech, Souldshards, and Portal Gun mod to join. Yeah, cause Jstar and Bisharat aren't busy Why would you even let them know that you have an account? ...and instead, we are blessed with Alex Jones trying to be our spokesman instead. We all did my friend... We all did... so you are telling the guy looking for a server w/ large EU presence to come to one with none? All I can think about is the possible infection stemming from this I had my son in may & have yet to get my period back Truthfully, the NWO bankers *really badly* want American's guns taken away from them. And if the police forces of the US tried to take guns away forcefully, you don't think we'd see a revolution? I did that the first night with Nina and we had no problem. She taught herself to roll the other way by the second night. ... My guesses are Grass/Fighting, Fire/Psychic, and Water/Flying. Played against one that's just every 1CMC evasion guy (mostly flyers). What would I be doing with drawer full of sex toys Vayne has always had 550 range Makes me think that if Pokemon makes a new gen in a few years, what they would call it then. Thanks you counter his weakest point (1776) with pure conjecture. Regarding number two, are you suggesting that any tool that can be used to kill people should be outlawed? That argument swings both directions Unless it's my LED, I let them borrow it. If it's my LED, I WATCH THEM LIKE A HAWK Harry Dong. He's in my little brother's grade. I'm 39 weeks tomorrow and honestly, am having and have been having, for 2-3 weeks, a hard time walking. My crotch hurts and feels swollen and bruised from baby dropping. Then I keep getting vaginal and lower back contractions, especially when baby girl starts vigorous movements. Yowza Thanks. Anyway, this is ancient history, wtf? Why dig up the past? I'm not even a vegan anymore... So we could merge electricity mod and brownies with magic direwolf and mindcrack? Cool :D I hope you didn't actually draw that mark a 20 bag is usually a g They are evolving I actually met a guy on a first date on his birthday. We had dinner and I paid and he invited me for drinks with his friends, so I did. It was less awkward than expected since I was like, "you want me to be there for your birthday? The last cat is wondering like wtf If that can happen to other mammals, can that happen to humans? Hm my post disappeared I bought Gen 5 and the Pokemon didn't really impress me. The games are magnificent but it never left a strong lingering concept. Gen 6 I was like Is Jasper a female name? I always assumed it wasn't I saw it I think I danced with this girl on haloween.... Wow, shit, if it isn't normal in relationships for couples to shower each other in affection, I guess I never realized how lucky I am to have this guy. I don't feel bad about being the darkest. It didn't occur to me that it might have been negative His beard probably tastes like burritos. They're taking over Was it me who said you were Bs'ing? frenzone...?? 1300 including BAH a month? How long ago was this rediculous? Sorry, but who the fuck listens to music while the teacher is talking? Trimming his pubic area while being legally blind, isn't that a terrible accident waiting to happen? I'm here to identify myself as one of the references. Whoa, 3D Fany Garages freak me out I can't even. Honestly. I saw some deleted comments and was like 'maybe the mods just hadn't gotten to remove the horrible shit when this was posted'. But no.... wat. Yeah, don't try selling this to /r/boardgames, they'll have a fit... except for that one guy who collects them. How old are you? What engagement ring is worth 7 bucks? The second card, as far as I can tell, was the correct car... still sucks for the first car such a small amount of players I can't imagine cornering in the canyon in anything but 2nd or 3rd, anything else sounds crazy dangerous. I feel like if you brake in any gear higher than that on the downhill would stall the bike Maybe a missing link is a whole in the internet's brain. It's actually Swedish. How can you mix Finnish with Swedish? Darwin would be so proud of them all Well this just got more depressing Maybe that's the champion Sorry for the wall of text. I wonder what it says about me that the torture didn't bother me Looks very pastel to me, and I don't think I'm the only one. But if you like him than great for you I guess Those look like gloves. Hope you're not using the make-up brushes in the eggnog How is it even possible??? I've asked the guide who was with me who the hell eats this stuff and he said "Very few people, but its a delicacy" . Anyone else sad how pathetic it's become? I went back the other day and I just have to wonder how they continue to screw up the PC version I try not to google things that are in languages I don't know, that's how I get weird porn results. So confused. The only way this isn't sexual harassment is if you work for your parents....? Gulp. I have no idea who that is Why do you want to know, Rectal_Lover? I wish someone took a photo of my face the second I saw this. Mother of God. Have you done an AMA? Blugh... So was I. I'm actually Ron Johnson Harem no jutsu + Transformation jutsu...the possibilities Your eyes stare right into my soul Oh wait, now that you said it... no, I didn't the way he dresses ... Whoa, that sounds crazy! Is it possible that they have another person with the same name? I'm really curious how that turns out, because that's just..wow. I see what's happening here Did you just fart, because you just blew me away.. Those eyes are mesmerizing When I got to your first weight loss photo, my eyes went from o_o to That definitely reflects how perplexed I am (despite reading several pages and websites on mushrooms in the effort to understand, I'm so cool...). I understand the difference between amoeba and fungi at least haha, I simply couldn't come up with a better example (amoeba just the first thing that came to mind... I can't think of other small organisms like that). The mushroom is still produced from the fungi organism things and it produces more fungi (from the spores), right It looked pretty lively to me Is the Dolphins stadium in the middle of a cornfield? I think someone reuploaded the video so that's not actually his account. But holy shit I can't stop watching that Selena Satan Gomez video No you. 3DS never is off Thought it was Select. Holy hell Green day did a song for Twilight?? That moment when it winks You are the only person I have not disgusted by this book It's almost as if... IT ISN'T REAL LIFE But really, is that an ant pipe? Why did my mind just read this in the voice of Ice-Cube... She really looks like Keanu Reeves I felt a bit uncomfortable when I saw that because my writing style is exactly the same of "I miss the internet" and I was all "when did I wrote that? Why is that on a wall in a game?!" I NEED this It's actually 12:47am so I have no idea why he's up It must be nice to be that intimidatingly large, just floating around in the dark sea, using your huge eyes to see. traitor, terrorists Stunfisk will be beautiful Are there prizes like this every week? They all look weird to me, like how the Mass Effect 3 Submachine guns looked like oversized, unbalanced pistols The scene at the end where the villain is run over by the steamroller, and gets up afterward was much worse for me ...good morning reddit. cocaine's a helluva drug What if they don't stop, and instead start calling you mr director uh iono what talking about kendrick is pretty hot on the west coast Ben Affleck gets a leading actor nomination? I liked 'Argo', but... Doctor Who reference? Is it worth getting both then if there's an actual story? What do you do while high? I'm going to be going from HD 4000 to an Asus Matrix 7970 Platinum Really???Noone cares? Is this common? Female air hostess, not wearing hijab, at 21:00? Pretty cool! And it somehow reminds me of Commander Keen Blizzard's security is broken... I have 2 accounts who has been locked... Why? First it's the same problem as you. I forgot my first name and my last name because I didn't want them to know my real name... No solutions for that. It's very nice because I have all the wow on it plus starcraft... My second account is the diablo one. I can't f.... log in because I don't have the serial number of the secure ID How did this get a 1000 comments You have a point! There would be no streams or a lot of permission asking threads. what's amazing is not the reports on banned accounts (this should happen regularly), its the banned account users who are saying, "what, now i have to go get x number of copies again?" Your QB depth chart would be some combination of Rodgers, Brees, Manning, Brady They had a whole season dedicated to the dharma and what they were doing on the island I'm extreme, it'll be the raddest, over-the-top, gruesome shot you've never seen How to cook humans How to cook forty humans That's a lot of exclusion Well hopefully not a lot. But I hope those who have been turned off by it go to the other keto sub and keep it going. I would hate for this to be an excuse to stop the diet, but we all know that we sometimes can find the silliest things to stop dieting and eat all the bad (but some how delicious) food that is not good for us Definitely like. depends which side you're on ;) or which country you're in Print? You monster... Maybe if they are bringing him back, fallout 4 will be set before 3, and you play as a different person? i sat here confused asking wtf i was staring at on my screen, sort of like a confused animal o_O why im looking at it, and ultimately what am i doing with my life. its came full circle. i have no idea what im doing with my life You're awful excited about the prospect of "a gay pedophile raping a child" > You're awful excited about the prospect of "a gay pedophile raping a child" Holy moly it vaporizes bongs?!? Wow. Good luck with that, Niche Man. Holy crap. I would follow you into battle Somebody tried to have sex with that water faucet and the condom broke. Which RP2 recipes? Griffiths even signed my QM book like a celebrity With proper notification I can take time off... or just not show up. No one would even know I was gone "natural flavoring" What the heck kind of cat is he? Is like a Siamese tuxedo cat So /u/BGspinefarm posses real world proof of purchase (receipt + hard copy of the game) of something you add on your account. Huh... ... "Take Batman, not me!" ( YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! I think it's *holyshit* time for both of us. time to take this paranoia to the next level Matrices are fun! Until you have to multiply them... Then they get mean. By the amount of downvotes, you should be able to tell I wasn't serious. Wait.. No, you shouldn't. I'm just an anonymous redditor, who knows how stupid I really could be Is... Is that Mr. Conroy and Ms. Boyce? So the stars represent her dead parent's what's so deep about that People on welfare who have iPhones. I had started extending the sails to begin with and decided it would look silly to have extended sails while sitting in dock. Probably not dumbest but maybe the stupidest thing i have done. I was benching with my brother and friend. In that particular moment i was the one rotating so i was not lifting or helping my friend lift, i was on a break. However, i saw a young man getting ready to lift 160 (around there). As he position himself he kissed the bar and pushed it up. In seconds the bar felt to his chest and he was asking for help. Now i weight around 155 so when i ran my a** to help pull it up i was under the impression i would be able to help him. I got there and i pulled as hard as i can and the bar did not move. I saw the guy in agony trying to get the bar off so i yelled for help and some dudes came. the problems was that they were also punni like myself. However, we manage to help the guy out with all our strengths. I felt good and did not make a big deal after telling him if he was okay. Later that day i saw my arm, i had acquire stratche marks and i had back pain for a week Well that sounds like just about the worst place ever to be a server at... Oh my god. I am so sorry. That sounds terrible. Wow! Pretty even! I agree. Actually, a lot of the casting has made me make this face That is brilliant Glad I saw your comment Really? What the... I had no memory of *James Earl Jones* being on that show! maybe just an realy hard Déjà-vu by me colPolt? colParting? colOr? Dude.... Feminist here. I always hear that some feminists are offended when men hold open doors or pay for the date. I find it nice when *anyone* pays for me or holds the door open. How should I get rid of the cigarette packs and ashtrays while my wife is still smoking? Someone suggested getting clay or silly putty to play with to keep your hand(s) busy. I don't remember what post I saw the suggestion on, but it's not a bad idea. Just don't forget it's in your hand and start messing with your hair. For some reason I thought it would be better, considering a person knows exactly what they want. I guess I forgot to factor in physical limitations heh. Thanks for responding. Now I'm wondering if there exists a female contortionist out there that can do this to herself Eh, what? Jake? Back in the day I was working in a small wood shop on the Lower East Side in NYC, back when it was an extremely sketchy neighborhood and not a place you wanted to be after dark. We were hard at work on the shop floor when a line of about 15 DEA agents in full tactical assault gear suddenly flooded swiftly through the shop and up onto the roof on their way to raiding the warehouse next door, which turned out to be a major crack distribution point. 28 of them I've been playing on 11's since I started, never had a problem soloing. Once you get used to them they play like butter. With regards to the set up, changing a gauge either way shouldn't knock it off to much, but if you jump from 11's to 8's or something you'll notice a big difference. (Don't use 8's So you are tupac? ### I just saw the commercial today. Bring it on dat ass is it just me or is there no downvote button... not that i wanted to but... even reddit knows what if one day you woke up and the spider was gone... When you try to play this on reddit (not clicking the link directly to youtube), it's actually a video of slow motion sneezing. Reactored reapers are useless? I guess Calamity will be more useful in PvP because of passive marked for death on them and faster attack speed... Manti with 200-300dex/~80%cd/2 sockets boosts your DPS nicely but is still slow, you need some good amount of AS to be effective. I would say that for 10 M you can get a better Manticore right now. Calamities' prices went up... still can't believe I sold 1150 dps socketed calamity barely for a 2 million 2 months ago while now they're going for up to 50 M At first I thought it was a mom and dad on the sides and two kids in the middle Massive? Wear a tighter undershirt The subreddit is about naked people, so I'm not really sure why a boner should counter this purpose... Me too. I think I played that demo over 100 times... 373/0 She looks like one of those life-like dolls... surprisingly, I feel less oppressed in MA than NH. If it's solitary then who is taking the photo? Sucks to try and offer an opinion and receive nothing but downvotes eh? Shit, they downvoted you for making a pro-r/dota comment Wait that's not her? ...as far as I know, Tencent doesn't have votes in Garena or OGN. Too late. From what i've heard (don't have PBE either) it's sounding like he can be EVERYWHERE Well... Scene space closes at 4 and whip closes at 6 but i just meant in general Conspiracies are all fun and games until someone gets the bright idea to drink bleach! Which one? Sorry there is so much text Is there really a wiki page for all integrs? .....the heck did I just read? Heh, I had a friend who was cat-sitting ask if she should call me daily so I could talk to my cat. What? The first time I watched this I was waiting for the hamburgerler to steal the bag. Didn't even notice the self moving vehicile. My computer specs? I still don't get it. Good lord What the fuck did I just watch? I love those cookies, they come in a spread?? still a lot better then me, i cant even draw a stick man straight Oh hey I went to high school with her Holy crap that's insane Wait, why is birth rate going down a great thing again? I thought having kids was a good thing Yeah, this one was from last week; I have a great time chatting with Vinnie on Skype--he's a real card! Though I'm not sure why people like me. I never realized my entertaining and eccentric personality translates well online... That was... Fast. CCM won't have a squad left at this rate Ah, that explains it. Thank you. Thought maybe I had blacked out for a minute This is the most likely scenario. It took me several *years* of training under a coach (HS varsity team) to master cleans. I can't imagine someone trying to teach themselves cleans without coach supervision. Pretty sure you're confusing your Niekros. If Phil doesn't deserve to be in the Hall of Fame what are your standards for pitchers? -_- sorry for your loss. My Xbox froze while playing the new Hitman and it wiped the saves and all my arcade games? Wut? As a TA, I'm afraid to see something about myself in this thread. Add to that the imagined sounds of the bunny screaming and the music definitely makes this downright terrifying. Imagine an eviolite Skarmory You have a really sexy raspy voice. Husband's 92-year-old grandfather while watching the Rockettes during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, "Well lookit that. One o' them gals is a darkie!" My kids, both teenagers who had never heard the term "darkie", looked at me like A friend of mine who used to surf off the beach in Pacifica, CA, told a story about being out there with friend - they were just floating about 100 yards offshore, waiting for some waves, and both looked down just in time to see a 12' great white swim by lazily about ten feet under them. They looked at each other and in unison lay down on their boards and just started paddling in. Wait what? Thats a seagull Just thinking about this causes me pain I avoid beaches, unless I'm not going that far in. Ironically, I love the ocean. The more you know, the more dangerous the world seems. Randomly see you in this thread. This came out really cool. I like that it manages to look cluttered and clean at the same time Are you even a girl? Mine was Riben(Riven, it's just a random inside joke with friend), I bought her when she frist came live, I played her a lot back then, but not any more :/ I should start playing her again At least give the guy a fighting chance to watch what you're suggesting Oops I forgot to put that in the title False. That girl is known for killing her newborn after successfully hiding that she was pregnant. [ well... ok Can not unsee. Quite unsettling O_- -_O -_- Wait... I wasn't the only one to come up with that? 10/10 She's 51 assuming the birthdate on ashemaletube is accurate What the FUCK. People pay for porn? I've done this many times too. It isn't normal? Never been there Are those....ovaries? Wish I had known this before ripping all my DVD this weekend Yeah That game was so amazingly well-done, I still think it's the best RPG I've ever played. When the first link is accessed via AlienBlue, the Readability plugin replaces the redirect page with some crazy stream-of consciousness stuff and some poorly–thought-out code. WTF did I just read? Hey I read that one too Is that a Half Life 3 desktop wallpaper I see back there? COULD THIS BE A SIGN!?!? Mr. President? Even though I'm still kinda overweight, I don't have trouble finding clothes that fit me But... songs as far back as 1068 are legitimate music Uhm, Who is Annie? I swear I recognize the girl on the left from IRL. I don't know if there is still room Go to the midwest or the south - the more polite 'mericans pale at hearing words like "damn" or "crap" even Oh god if sharks could swim in sand.....and the size of that shark. The feels this image gave me. Won't doing that give you cancer or a tumor? lol. XD probably what I would do if I thought about him more. Why does Arin fart xD ? Anyways, this looks freaking amazing. A Game Grumps animated, looking like this... Do we really need a new thread on the front page about him every day? The eye pain...it burns OMG, I'm not the only one whats he suppose to do suck it out with a straw? And why the hell did racism come into this Start out by not referring to yourself as an 'it'...criminy. is there any reason why they NEED to put traction on the cord? why not just let the placenta come out on its own? ive heard pulling on the cord can also leave bits of placenta ... stuff in there and it gets stuck causing her to bleed. Was that ... sarcasm? I remember playing on some private server when u had to lvl your language skill GUIZE!!! GUIZZEEEE!!! WHAT IF- HEY SHUT UP ARE YOU LISTENING?! WHAT IF LYK?!?!?! IT'S A DRAGON...........................................................................................................................EATING THE HUMAN TORCH FROM THE FANTASTIC FOUR?! How do you drive without keys?! Lol he sounds like a creepy truck driver. My girlfriend and I are getting a hotel this weekend. I hope that doesn't happen Thank god you posted this because I was just about to. ... Debit? How did he put in his PIN code? what is this block? Yeah but...those clouds humm i dont think i le caaaaare Haha we are every where hahaha ahhh i needa try that shit maybe ill get lucky Reading that made me shiver So handsome. I think you'd really benefit by finding a better way to integrate the ads and make them look good with the page. Idk how That's why I'm in love with him. A reply to me that I didn't see good god damn I can't believe I just spent 2 minutes and 30 seconds watching bunnies melt, but yet I couldn't turn away ... yeah, i dont exactly have insurance, im not even sure if thats an actual type of doctor. dear god it's beautiful I'm old This is weird your username is familiar and Waterford is pretty small already 'splained it :) ... seems like im not very aware of all the internet points i have For being a quick doodle, that's pretty damn good WTF... That deer clearly had a dose of the crazies like my cats... The answer is yes, I did wear my boner pants. But the real question is, did you? I don't know whether to feel terrified or honored. That could have been clever and witty but the coffee shop missed the mark entirely. It doesn't even make sense. "You decided to turn over this sign. Shame on you for not reading a book or saving whales instead!" ummm, what? Maybe this is Satan's modern day version of a contract Thanks, hopefully no more glitches How bizarre! I was literally just about to buy this 20 minutes ago, but I got distracted by a few other things. I still have the page to buy it open in another tab What movie is that from? I don't think I looked down on anyone at all. The chip had actually come off of the board How do this work? to be honest i never thought of it this way The Talmud addresses such things. You see my color response? What part of Japan do you live in Yea, this post could've gone in the original threads comments. you guys must travel in rich circles..... $200 a head?? How about pockets full of women? It makes no sense to put it at the top, imo. It has nothing to do with the math at hand. "The Devil's Rejects"-- I know I should have been expecting some sort of loony movie from Rob Zombie's imagination, but this movie was just so insane. The one part that was disturbing and strange was when the maid walks into the hotel room and one of the victims is hanging behind the door with her boyfriend's face on hers. When she gets loose she runs out the door screaming onto the road and gets hit by a semi-truck. Her body just explodes everywhere I saw your ass in the introduction video Then dip it all in mashed potatoes... alright i just downloaded AMDs auto detector, and it opens for like half a second then closes One of my friends retired from the USAF and settled in middle-o-nowhere PA. She still drives down to the nearest military base to stock the back of her van with a crap-ton of Franzia box wine. She likes to stay supplied for at least a few months, so she'll go home with 20-30 boxes... Holy shit some of those comments. It's so weird! It did the same thing this time where once it popped out its flat! I have a plateau belly button How on Earth were those guys not covered in road grime from riding in those wet conditions? I didn't see any fenders... Also, I didn't see many gloves. Holy crap, it's already been a year?? it says your username isn't registered Derp My cat looks exactly like your cat... I know... what about it and a hot plate? My country's king, King Albert II of Belgium was no where near in line for the crown. Then the crown prince and all the others died in a traffic accident. Oh the shits that would have been shat if that was me Um...yeah it does...creepy. What I meant was she left me and took her breasts with her, but left the plate. Keep Mab and... Okay, just give me the Summer Court, you can have all the Winter ladies. I wonder what would happen when Kyo turns back into a human... love this movies' visuals Brett Wallace But... Yoda's dead. He won't be in them. She may have also dated my best friend. But that doesn't have to do anything with expanding borders. Taken from a video.... You're not from England are you? One of my friends did exactly the same thing well that was hypnotizing. You sound like you're making fun of the pigs and shit, but I'll have you know that livestock fairs are actually very fun people don't wipe when they pee!? what about the small residue? it will go on your underwear It's actually not too hard, its just that google directed me to the artists general art page instead of the page with the photo so I had to scroll thru a ton of photos (she has a ton of photos Isn't that normal? What if ... it's pig men structures I need you in my life That's just like saying why does cancer even exist On the desktop he's a "hot new *controversial* top". Who's calling you LH ? Possibly... I looked up vac ban and that was the first link on google Bothers me some much that the creeper faces aren't perfect yo thats almost eerie Yikes... Well, that I knew. But I'd never heard of anything even vaguely foodlike named that It's 10 days into the new year. its because they gave the wrong opinion By what cruel twist of fate did the doctor become a dog? Looks like it has dirt tires >That said I think P/D Thieves are the only spec that needs a nerf, such a low skill floor for how powerful it is but the passenger waited till the train was already crossing the car Well thanks Mr. Moneybags. Holy fucking shit, this is one of the most intense vids out there on this subreddit... I think I have enough for a while... Shhh...don't burst his bubble. Of course no other professional athlete prepares for games weeks in advance. They only became pro's through pure luck, after all How it happened with me was: At first I was like "wait, people ACTUALLY watch that? It's not a joke? Hahahahahaha. Much appreciated. It is just a candle. Though that isn't much better I guess... How do you not learn at least a little from the first failure? Haha, I don't think they're dumb enough to climb down your throat. :O do you like it? My doctor just suggested this to me but Im a little freaked out by it. ALSO - can your boyfriend ever feel it I've now found two other Christian redditors What a man Mine loves the sink too! It was her go-to spot for a long time. Whenever I go to the bathroom, they both rush to follow me in there. My male cat is obsessed with the toilet and MUST watch it flush. How does it work?!? This sounds completely asinine but did you try running an io_clear() after room transition is successfully handled? Or do you really need to have the last key press during a transition frame register? If that truck driver on the other side of the road didn't turn right... that if you try and pinpoint where the big bang happened it would be everywhere My intense crush on Tate and Kit make me worry that I'm going to enjoy unstable men One of the ingredients listed is "etc." I have quite a few snacks on mine :> I have Krispy Kreme donuts because they are the best donuts ever, I have Milky Way Caramel Apple Autumn Miniatures, because I have never tried them before Lol I meant traveled...sorry if it didn't translate like that. My brain's kooky this late at night. That fucking truck exploded. I've seen this and believed it worked, but never tried it. How did your mother outlive you...damn It's not ultranerfed. Frontline Medic makes too much sense with all of the X spells around right now I have no idea how you spent more than I did and I bought 3 of the Pixiedusts didnt know this was real. really What is Feast?! That disturbed feeling in my stomach after reading the warning lable Oh crap, the expansion hallucinations. I had an incarcerated hernia and my fever was spiking. I have a tapestry hanging over my bed and that thing was bulging and bowing down at me. It has this knotty pattern in it and that was slithering around like snakes. What if the smart thing to do is use the front of the towel because everyone else is actually thinking the same way you are I can't believe you clicked that suggestive link sound design is what we do to give form depending on our taste..... Where are all these keys coming from, I thought you hardly traded these days is the alien groping the predator? Yeah, except most guys don't cry on the couch saying they want to cuddle Where do you work that you think 20% is an average wage rise? Can I be your hands? LOL - Yeah but with 1.4 million I have no luck with that - I was thinkin gexactly the same... That's a really big quarter. It was more like There's a back story here & I guess I'm too redditarded to figure out how to post both text & a pic. Anyway, this "friend" is my ex's little sister. Nope. Not awkward at all Dat sex ed That wouldn't happen to be The Loved Dog in Los Angeles would it? I remember this! I was there, man. The bud on the right looks like ABV 'tis of the dark kind I expect How have I not heard of this before. i thought they were saying Wutaini and CHER.... It can type?! I had no idea about this looks good with loads of power What're you talking about? If you're logged in to amazon you can buy digital music with one click 498 items in your closet? If you have two dads, how do you even know what breast milk tastes like? So I'm not going to know the name of a single person on the Eagles' staff this year. Oh wow What manor have you been in for 175 hours?! I think most people in general who bought Elise the first week tried her in many roles. I don't know why we're having a claim war over which pro did it first. I recently went on antibiotics for pneumonia. on the ride home from the doctor, after about 20 minutes of the usual complete silence, she told me i should put greek yogurt on my vagina to prevent a yeast infection. Then back to the usual silence. My mom and i seldom talk about... anything, ever so i was just sitting there like What about the non-americans Cool :) I love all things wedding related because I am so ansty to be married. I've been with my boyfriend for almost 4 years (March 14th) and I was so ready to marry him after the first year. He is just amazing <3 But, he is scared of marriage because he's seen so many relationships fail because of it. I've reassured him that there are usually other factors when it comes to that but who knows. I think he will eventually ask me, but man, being 26 years old has gotten me crazy antsy to want to be married. Its like, I don't want to wait until I'm 30 A cake? Who says i dont have a chiller? what did he said I know the feeling all too well. Sometimes I'm shocked beyond belief. "I can't deal with your divorce right now." But the warpgate takes as long as facilities, right? "Have you seen that facial hair?" "What facial... Wow !!!! My mom did this to my brother... But there was no laptop at all :)) the school she works at got a donation from ellen(the talk show lady) degeneress and they bought macbooks. So my mom saw a laptop box and took it home, wrapoed it and put my brothers nane on it. He thought it was real, when he opened it he cursed, threw it across the room, took the rest of his presents to his room and came out an hour later... you do ? Where did you get that book end? Mind = blown That thought certainly occurred to me I'm glad you're both okay. I've heard stories like yours and mine, but where the following car DOES have a gun, so you're boyfriend is REALLY LUCKY he didn't get show. doesn't matter how big you are, a bullet is a bullet What is that? How.... how does she fit through the door What? your internet history? ...what is on the back of his head OP Delivered. Have all our upvotes. And Wat Wow Muffinqt got big Good thing you have your priorities straight, worrying about the porn and not the cheating... Wasn't that yesterday? They always lick before they bite DUDE! If this was a gif you would be showering in karma! I'd make that face too if i had a foot up my coochy Okay so I was going to post some personal secrets that have been killing me, but after reading all the comments I've basically realized I need to grow a penis and realize it isn't all that bad. Thank all of you for making me realize that. Not that I enjoy you're suffering That sounds Malaysian cosmetic surgery does Fun Fact: Did you know that she is married to Chris Martin from Coldplay? Don't feel like it? Haha, I get it, fathers are worthless because they arent women. Mythical So that means you've already played ∑( Don't hate on him guys, he doesn't know.. the horror YAY! I got them at disney too! it's a MUST I didn't know they could do that, for some reason, I never tried what the heck is this and why is it so awesome?! My reply was invisiblified for some reason, although I can see the comment on my page, it's invisible here Never mind don't go there. $80 millions in a lottery? Aside from a movement slow and an aspd slow in one? Some dude called my parents house when I was there. When I answered all I got was "spanky spanky" then he hung up. I was like I didn't know cashiers preferred the change before the bills How does it feel to be such a toxic player Omg I'm sick and it hurts to move around too much but now I'm crying with laughter and pain. That's so perfect. I love you.... On closer inspection, I've noticed this 4 level deep async for loop Damn straight! Glad someone got it, and so quickly. So are you saying you aren't going to finish that banana? ".....while they were making out..." And I thought Femdom was weird Jaejoong's death stare. How is this first one wrong? Have I been doing it wrong my whole life?!? I read one forum post that said they were jensens It's not hair?! Seems more like you glitched off the map. Thinking about that hurts my brain... I maaaay have gotten a new phone and become slightly addicted to some games Oh my god. I'm watching the shawshank redemption right now That's funny. My coworker showed me the same picture and said almost the same thing to me earlier today I love my cats too - but not enough to fuck their assholes! ( I... shouldn't have read this outside by myself not too far from where he is. Going inside now. REALLY!? What is this reason I am seeing Is it lagging really hard for anyone else? Is that a maniac mansion game? It really gives me that whole Day of the Tentacle vibe hooooo-wee, I wanna rev up that Harley How would you know if she did On your *cousin* I think your dog took my soul when I looked into its black eyes. Dude...... You read the comic? Caliborn. Dirk. Drawing. It's way funnier in the context of the comic tho.... Wow! This looks like it could be a stage in the next Super Smash Bros. ... Is that 12-year-old girl your GF? Wait, not having sex at high school is stupid? Dinner at 5PM? O rly? They don't think you're wise enough to make the decision to leave, but financial decisions are definitely not off the board. You'd have to be insane to want to pay.... but... maybe it's a test You should have seen my face when I was typing it I was like wait... I dream in third person, in black and white, and usually as different people. Very rarely have I ever been myself in my dreams. Usually I'm a person I've never met. I've been Hispanic little girls, white women, and even a man once. I dream in sequences similar to films with cuts and different angles and points of view (from characters). Most recently I dreamt that i was dreaming and was most confused upon waking. That's... that's my laptop on the table I actually felt me first hard kicks while browsing /r/babybumps tonight... kind of hurt. Makes me glad I'm tall and will probably carry low... I can't imagine that in my ribs Oblivion is my favorite! I had a necklace version of it sitting on my desk as I speak That's just plain bad for you For all MG? Never heard Ben's voice outside of an album recording until now. It's so much more beautiful live That's god damned amazing. Ann has a higher head-to-body ratio on page 4 than she has on page 5. You can buy Adderall in bulk!? Over 700lbs apiece. Holly crap. Sit on my face well that was the most interesting game of I Spy i've ever played The server needs pie doesn't look that cheap I have NO idea why but as soon as I saw your cat I instantly thought "Professor Sniffles." Even 11's. The image says, "You just realized that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks," and then shows a bunch of pictures of male mallard ducks. Their nostrils form the dog eyes, and there's a big dark spot at the end of their bills for the nose. "considered offer" .. hmm ... being in Alaska i find this interesting, its been well below freezing here for the past 5 months What? I have never in my life eaten a taco. Is that so weird for people outside of England? 99% of the people I would ask would probably say they've never eaten a taco... Phazon Mines Erectile dysfunction? I've been up there. My spawn beacon glitched out and I parachuted up there. Then I fell through, too late to deploy my chute and died. See the thing is I doubt Stephano knew about this, since lets face it no even Stephano wan'ts to get in dqed for that. So Kespa sabotage He turned up at your *work?* no rts experience. Which is why you have a carrier portrait Thanks but no thanks that dark grey tee shirt in the bottom left looks so soft The casters at this event are all excellent (even tho people dont like Riv for some reason.. I think its a cirklejerk thing Doesn't that mean you were browsing 9GAG and fail center? You really got a shitty deal, my friend Looks like pedobear don't you mean sad? IT HAS DARK UNUSUALS having a mental health issue doesn't prevent you from working in a hospital Aranae? (is that how you spell his name? those boobs are... Oh God. I hope not. That stuff is awesoooomme. I'd assume as long as you're not getting it up in the lady bits (sweet jebus that would burn I really dug The Man From Earth. I don't know anyone IRL who has seen it sad about why someone downvoted you for this reply How many times have you been banned? Never knew that So they care about your account safety and it is bad somehow ? dat moment you search on google what cakeday means and then discover my own cakeday is also today Does XML not have any sort of arrays? Am i the only one that finds it really hard to find her attractive? Not really because of its body, really its fine. But her character just... How much was it? i want one too Dude... get AdBlock What kind of websites do you spend your time on?! How did I get down voted? I thought you couldn't get downvoted in this subreddit? Why would you even try to refresh that? Yes But Arizona is a desert Dat Baneling Drop Some say, "O_o N Others say, " was it Probably, but it is damn good for a football party. But karmavorous knew what s/he was looking for and just wanted to know where it was (or if they have it). I run into that a lot, I know I'm looking for israeli couscous but I don't know where it is in the grocery store so I have to ask. Then the person working there is like That almost kind of looks like that would of hurt a bit This is a problem?! All of the models are looking at the camera I remember going into Mexico city by car from the north back in 1987. You could pretty much see a wall of brown smog as you approached the city. My eyes teared up, I had a headache, and I was nauseous. Lasted all day until I left. Evidently it's much better now, but it was pretty awful. And here's the weird/gross/scary part: a lot of that brown smog is fecal matter in the air from poor sewage treatment/open sewage in the slums. There are more than 20 million people there. Yeah I'm confused too. How do you upload images? I keep getting a fake BSOD screen So many sales A labour fell from the first floor in a construction site - he immediately died. Another labour fell from the fifth floor of another construction site and he walked it off ( I hope they NEVER fix this I'm skeptical about trusting your opinion on what tastes good after reading your user name You don't have to go if you don't want to. Well... did you get it?!?! You guys can't tell Hellsing when you see it...? Hm. Interesting. Thanks for letting me know. He made a song in 2012 Huh that's weird. They don't usually give a cake unless its their cake day I read this at first as: "Redditor buys redditor's autistic son *on* ipad." Wow... Wow, that feels like something straight out of .hack/sign wtf..... I try to be supportive and I get downvoted to hell How can you say that Kraków is overrated? CAN..NOT.BE...UNSEEN... I didn't even remember that it was Dolph Lundgren who played He-Man How the hell do you know Melody? Yeah, there's a stove, but "heat producing devices" are still unauthorized. I'll be damned if 12:32 survived that No need to yell, there YOU"RE SO COOL Dang, suddenly I'm imagining all the sweat and gunk that must come from working on that big plumbing 0-0 = but.. why do they hate us? i like heartbeat but afraid While giving him a blow job, drum your fingers lightly with one hand on his thigh and with your other hand on his eyelid. That was a hand-flying-to-mouth terror moment when I read that. Well damn, someone should forward this to the peeps at /r/mildlyinteresting Dat face What would happen if I touched your ramen? W...what? What if you leave the circle Some random guy says that a girl got raped by a guy who we can't confirm exists and they dont live in our jurisdiction. Where are his nipples? Do you know any other albino asians? True story: I was on a Stevie Nicks kick at karaoke one night and a young lady asked me who was Stevie Nicks...while wearing the iconic Fleetwood Mac album cover as a t-shirt/dress thing. I just Holy fuck. Awesome collection, how much actual money have you spent so far? Abilify, perchance? I remember thinking how ridiculously bad/serious that side effect sounded in the commercial: "uncontrolled muscle movements or tremors, ***as these may become permanent***"... I was a 5th year CVS slave, made only 13.50$... So $20 is like i think i ate 8 of them in 5 mins I don't think so, it was in 2006, that video was 2008 and I have never heard of it until now you look like a combo of my friend emma harris and evanna lynch. Maybe he is trying to transcend the mainstream Lulu was released 300 days ago? U kiddin me? Indeed, the MS icons are not my favourite. More like a place holder for now. Also, XDA, terrifies me. So much stuff there. Ahh yes. Things appear to be going perfectly. how did that fit in the mail? A lot of dollar bills. :P I love him so much They locked your door when you walked by? A Palkia! A Shiny Freaking Palkia! Something tells me they won't appreciate Mile High Massacre ¿porqué escalofríos No way, this was much worse! Look at his eyes That guy can...*feel* when people step on his shadow? Wow, this is actually a pretty good explanation. Dude I went to high school with was babysitting and ended up as a convicted child molester. Why does it have wheels...? So it can be pulled around with a baby sleeping in it while the slave is working out on the field? I hope not. too.... many.....fucking..... works..... Choro? Okay then awww geez, i'm going to have the main theme stuck in my head for days now... wait... i say that like it's a bad thing Why's your flair look so weird My eyes are permanently stuck in A look into European geopolitics: "Why the Finland always fuck Estonia?" I stopped tapping my foot to the music to stare like Finn freaks out all the time, and hey, who's to say I was joking around when I called him ignoramus? :O and of course you don't see the point, you're not me how do you know?! I think I played KQ with you yesterday. is anybody else terrified of coral reefs? Going scuba diving and the current is just pushing back and forth over shallow 3 feet deep water. Sharp corals literally inches from your knees Well neither am I, but I think that might just be cause I'm gay As a owner of a seagate drive about a year old... My childhood... Civilization Series. Just. One. More. Turn. was I? Duuuude. Ahh thanks for the clarification. I was lost You show your nipples to your dentist? stardust gimme stardust i have geometry wars, which is pretty cool too Is this real? O_O that's one of my biggest fears. To look out the window only to see something staring back. First post in a while to truly creep me out. Aye...the time I've put into all the civ type games... I've played all civs, galactic civs, alpha centauri...just those 3 series is probably 3,000+ hours of my life. Yeah the /r/intj subreddit is full of actual sociopaths, it's scary where can i get this for wallpaper Whoa! Everyone gets this wrong. you are not alone. also why you get downvoted? Woah... I loved the first version. Fix them a meal, give them a back rub, propose, bam. Married. The baby thing was weird though. My couple was so tired from working and baby-caring that they fell on the floor unconscious. The baby cried while they lay on the floor sleeping. The social worker came as I tried in vain to get them moving. Afterward they got amnesia and forgot they ever had a kid. Gimme now! So many downvotes West Virginia is labeled as "Sibling Love." For fuck's sake people, give it a rest, they have feelings! I love that last Also, I've never seen a hipster with their hair dyed blue I don't like the taste of it She's not a redditor... I can ask if you're actually interested? You don't? They. Are. AMAZING Love the hair!! It's a great colour on you :) Also, this might be a stupid question but you did just blur out your nipples right?? They didn't remove them did they?? Is that real? Source? i was at both Berkeley shows. First show i was row 2 in middle; you can see me often on the DVD. I can't emphasize how intense this was being so damn close. You can feel the emotion and intensity from the band when youre this close (Hetfield in Bleeding Me I leveled my Paladin in vanilla wow, to 60, specced as holy, and using a trashblade and shield So why the fuck the stream focused on Evra? I hope this is a Blink 182 reference, and I'm not the only one that is showing his age by thinking it's a reference to a song that was released nearly 13 over ago. Oh I just now saw this Reddit thread looks a lot like zoruoark. I was reading that and for some reason the pokerap played in my head. Far as I know there ain't no other Applejinx- for which some folks might be grateful! Alter? wait wut>???! they changed it? And again, from tumblr, to facebook, to reddit...It's amazing how many people on FB are registered at tumblr You must live in a legalized state. 10g would last me almost a year. He's probably had too much cat trees I'm still getting the "There are no more available HITs in this group. See more HITs available to you below" message. That panda Anyone else think of Mandingo the pornstar? Me too! I spent so many hours riding Epona in Ocarina of Time, it's kind of embarrassing. I used to time how long it would take me to ride along the border of Hyrule. Are you SUDDENLY_A_LARGE_ROD's aforementioned friend? Wait.....plastic wrap melts in the microwave, doesn't it? You, sir, are gorgeous. Is that Kaepernick on the Pizza Hut commercial? Not to be rude, but he bought you a $170 3DS and a $40 game just because you were having a bad day? Dang * That is one huge mega slime Where did you find this I moved from Denver and had some business in a KC court house and they opened with a prayer, my face Holy shit, that was a nice looking play. well it worked for me Was that an accident, or did you really want him to get a scholarly education? That would be obvious Why mainly gen 3? I literally laughed at his comment. Thanks for clearing that up. Most definitely who gives a shit what miss iowa thinks? Hellofa first post... I sometimes go out with a fake engagement *and* fake wedding ring. It just makes them more persistent. Didn't immediately understand why that was creepy. Then... Anal Del Rey? This. Game. Wireless charging? Inductive charging? giant mini sentry Freo 11th..... Julio Jones with interception? I don't think I have ever heard of 3rd world children eating bugs Anal Special Left side...is that...Zangarmarsh? Your Dad is a loser too. Me: "Woa that's some extreme face painting, but why is th- ...says YEASTY_CUNT_FLAPS... Especially the transparent taskbar OP can you post the other pic? Kinda interested wtf I once saw a seagull pecking at something making it's beak red. I thought nothing of it. Then I got a little closer that's when I realized it was eating a fucking, pigeon. Him? Ah, that's a bummer. Well, there is a decent amount of stock churn at those stores, so if it's not terribly far away from you, you could try checking back. Also make sure you're hitting all the bra racks - the first time I went I almost missed one because the store was laid out so poorly. Even better is that it starts at AA, which is smaller than A, then B, C, D, DD, DDD or maybe E, F, FF, G, GG, etc... but wait, why is there no EE? That's the detail that bothers me the most Calm your tits I always thought she was really pretty, but the hell is going on there? Oh god, I just re-read it. Is that phrase genuinely used in the show? I spent a week camping in the woods. I was perfectly capable of bathing; there was a river nearby. I just chose not to. I discovered odors I did not know my body was capable of producing. I thought carrot top looked bad with plastic surgery..but now i understand why he got plastic surgery Huh that is weird Are... Are we related?? LOL WUT!? You mean: Have 475 range and die terribly? He is barely on his way down when he dunks it Taric is not a threat early? Triforce got nerfed? Solo much cloppang... How old are you? A NSFW tag would be nice...as I viewed this with my parents in eyeshot. I can't even imagine doing my makeup for wearing glasses. It seems so complicated ( Opini-ni-on How did u not do well? Dem related videos He was being a jackass about it, repeatedly told to stop *by his own factionmates as well* since he caused Badlion to unally with Absolution. The next fucking day about 15 noob kills Wunderbar Part of my eyebrow is white too!! It's a pain I the ass and leaves the other side uneven. We're like twins Yeah. Shes there, I see here that jacket looks so warm Going camping and bugs laying eggs in me while I sleep. Haha thanks. Sad thing is it's like a damn elastic band across my waist Who did get you pregnant then? ...I never even noticed that I realized this after 3 months on reddit. and I don't get one single email about comments or replies to me. Neither is "tracts of land..." I mean.. that is sort of a classic film... Middle name: LaDon "Noob use flash to kill me, why don't you 1v1 me pussy" i understand your perspective and i know it could happen. hence the post and the whole seeking advice thing Amazing I was trying to picture tampons with wings and it was basically a tampon rocket with a deflated parachute hanging from the bottom. I actually agree with this one... Wow I don't mind reposts if I haven't seen them before...but if I have seen them before I hate them I want to be watching this movie now Maybe we walked past each other Y'all don't report illegal things like that? Is this a song? Or a threat? Suddenly you look 14, not 24. It's because Japan is constantly challenging China's preeminence in East Asia. It's like in Hetalia, why did little brother Japan betray big brother China by slashing China in the back with a katana? WHY JAPAN??? Just Googled the Kapex. LOL. When I first had WP and had the battery run out, it said Goodbye. It made me freak out thinking that there is a virus Hopefully someone will give you what you want....and what i want You'd think they 'd be buying ... well idk where but not on amazon ( Holy shit... Maybe you are in the perpendicular universe right now and your comment is wrong. Dude...what? Yes it does. Everyone's skin looks like that, except even worse in some places. They almost made a comeback Reddit isn't filtered out in China? I can possibly understand maybe thinking that Lord of the Rings is boring, and I can definitely understand why people might think the Silmarillion is boring...but how can you possibly not enjoy The Hobbit? Yeah, it was just like... wait what where did this come from? Ewww.... Huh. I just play/use whatever interests me. Apparently I've been doing it wrong u can recall after ur death? Spilling cheerios and then picking them back up again. I didn't mind; I was at an [8] and it was like playing hide-and-seek with all my new little "friends". Does it move, or is it just inside my head? You watched Pirates as a child? My first reaction was "What? That's ridiculous! What MIL would do that?!?" Then I realized that I have technically not discussed this with my own MIL yet and am having a minor panic moment. She's lovely and I adore her (she's also a nurse) but I don't want her in the room either... I actually have no idea if she assumes she will be present or not Before I read the title, I thought some guy just dyed half his head lighter than the other half. $10,000,000 of weed.... How do you know it's a him? I didn't vote on this, but how did shinka place behind both deko and kumin for supporting in chu2 He's got the crazy eyes! I had no idea what time it was until breakfast when I asked him (I don't keep a bedside clock because I find it harder to get back to sleep if I know what time it is). I figured it had only been since 5:30 or 6... How is this a jpg? Oh damn... You have 25 stacks of blueprints?? How would I know about it then? I will admit, i never use belay commands... other than 'take' and 'on belay' after the first clip or after the take..... Yea I was able to use mine till it actually ran out fuel lol but as a guy with a pink lighter you do get those And your source for this is CODMW....? Acer curse I want one Way to spoil that for me. I had no idea they were friends! If *that* was a *joke*, it says a lot more about that poster's sense of humor than anyone else's. So if you were gay you would someone become biologically able to? But I'm nice I never said anything negative about him during that game. Thought you were joking. Sorry! Pretty sure this was submitted to the feds by MiT Want to destroy here in the best way possible. Tentacle porn FTW ( ... Positive or negative? DEAR GOD. I just spend around 2 hours reading that... holy fuck Sainte Marie, mère de Dieu! What is? They are smart because they aren't as consumed by consumerism. I watched this movie four years ago not knowing what I was in for. I really wanted to turn it off but I had to finish. Looks to me like she saying No more then stop I am really curious what she's saying. "Please, please take me back! Let me explain! I miss you!" I mean how many ways can that be said! Are those bars comfy for you? I can't imagine spending any longer than 2 hours on that Wow. This is awesome. I wonder how did I miss this back in the day. "Success story". Damn it. I might have to look into that .270 Mountain Rifle by Savage Arms that is. Thanks and idk what's with these downvoters lately. Enjoy this kinda stuff while ya can. Before long, folks'll expect you to get a job and *BUY* cards. Agh yea we've all had our fair share of braces. Eek don't even remind me of the rubber bands... I could never focus on daily activities like school because I was too busy noticing them and playing with them with my tongue and then I swallowed one once and it didn't get out of my throat for a good week! A metal bar with springs That doesn't mean they didn't *earn* it. One of your five comments .....hello? oops One does not buy a drum with grass inside, One merely removes the bottom of the barrell... ... Why exactly should I know this? well that stiffed me right up I didn't know it was out on Steam The only product we share is the sephora brand compact, and mines lasted almost 2 months already! Fist impressions? A dental hygienist at my dentist's office has a very thick thick Eastern European accent. One appointment, with me as her captive audience, she started complaining about foreigners taking all the jobs. I think you know That sounds creepy. No Temple Garden? One time I got to chill with emma I was about to start a thread about this God sake, i screamed "What the fuck" synchronized with the guy on the video. 5 IN A HIT? BLOODY BULLSHIT wait... tbh ive stayed away from chrome... does it have intergrated translator better than google's ? or bing's ? cuz both gives you a random wall of text in both cases My mom to my sister and me: "I don't want any nappy-headed grandchildren!" Commandos have a smaller frontal than Jenners? No joke, but a 5 year old asked me if it was okay to rape me. I was like "... I'll agree he is cute but if I remember correctly he's not that nice of a guy I've never wanted to be a dildo so badly. 7k comments and 4k upvotes in an hour Reddit can provide good advice? Why are you talking about growing up with an iPhone as if it's nostalgia? Wow. what 3? I think he's quoting a dunkey video He should have worn an alien outfit. It would have been more unbelievable. How did you manage to win? I've had shingles too!!!! Of course that's a real account - created almost 21 hours before you posted this? I'm not trying to be rude or pedantic, but what bearing does his imminent sentencing have on any of this? Whether it was one day away or ten years makes no difference in regards to the severity or legitimacy of his charges. I think some folks just want an excuse to gloss over this Another completely unreliable source. first off, theres a subreddit for redheads Há acampamentos de verão do Bloco de Esquerda? I'm still shopping around to find my perfect pair, so I haven't actually worn a pair out yet. I tend to use my lashes for pretty long though, like a couple of weeks ( go raibh míle maith aige indeed Is she dead That's... beautiful Thanks for the really good response I'm sorry, but that Philly's mascot is creepy. Sarcastic bashing of Zenio Haha, I like it more too! The sad thing is the pic on the left was a skinny pic of me at the time. Took like 12 shots to get it. That doesnt sound like a good idea at all I swear, I saw a porn on xvideos with a girl that looked just like you. Was that you!? Wonder what it looked like to OTHER people while he/she was taking this pic Man I make one comment and then all this... Tell us what this is about. I never knew CNET was an acquisition of CBS, I thought CBS had just made it themselves to serve as their internet branch or something (thus, the 'C' in CNET). What does the name actually mean then I sure hope it was flushed. Please add a NSFW tag. That is uncharted, Not yet researched territory what if she can't wear contacts You have no relations? Perhaps even *on a plane?* Wow, are you on dial up? Heh for a minute I skimmed the post and thought you were referring to boob volume in ounces. Which, while interesting, would be like... oh god not another sizing method holy shit Or is it Hey man, just prepping myself to become a Colorado Ultra Runner... For some reason I read that as $230 for MBUS sights and I O_o o_O o_o .... Right now, laundry baskets, bags, and the knobs of my dresser drawers. But that's because I have such a disarray of items and things that need to be returned and whatnot. You just made my day. I used to work at Victoria's Secret, but according to the guide here, I'm a 30DDDD, not a 32DD. Those blending skills P I Z Z A ! ! ! That album made my day! Just came across this in my saved comments I got mine today too...whoa pants = money.... money = pants..... Google translate says morto o vivo means "dead or alive." Google translate is confused The dude to the left is still moving at like 8:45 How do you not have any luck with guys? Dude. I need to start doing TB mods. It's like 3 dollars parts to do that mod "At ZNation, we believe everyone is an artist."... Why not everyone just contact NBC/SNL, flood them with fan support for these guys? wow i wouldn't imagine my own grandma doing that I could be sound asleep and I swear as soon as I hear my cat starting to puke I immediately wake up, jump out of bed, grab the cat and some newspaper, let her puke, throw out the paper, and jump right back in bed. So really she's the one who's effectively trained me. Just realized that. Oh Maybe she did it on purpose At first I was like Holy shit did not expect that Post the next one... i feel like ive been waiting for a year No pants? I hate this part of the Battletech universe Holy fuck, how can you play so many games on that horrid map??? If it means anything... I like your new fashion style. And as a hetero dude... I've never said that before. 40% of the audience have +$100,000 incomes? Am I wrong, or does it really look like it grew mold? Holy fuck kt all killed the first two teams they played and have gotten all killed their last two matches I would chop so many onions with that... I'm begining to think that people are just downvoting for the hell of it I've been told that i sound like a mix between American, Australian and and English. Quite the mix When I broke my leg the 3rd time, that probably affected my tricking the most as it weakened my take off leg to a point that for about a year afterwards I couldn't do any j-step related tricks. Also I would say i'm still pretty reckless, to anyone new starting tricking...stretch and make sure your not too tired when trying something new and dangerous (\ /) The man in the red shirt looks like one of my friends U feel like a naked black guy surrounded by naked Asian men... When I first started watching this show, it was scary. The children are just like my two sisters and I. Its almost like we were models for the characters. Everything else you said was correct and Jiji language is a strange thing indeed because reddit doesn't get indexed by search engines? At first I was like oh ha ha, they are just dragging the falcon from the car. Then I saw the actual falcon cousins?? ** Someone actually got to 3k elo? Can't focus in Alpha though why can't i have a psychiatrist like some here in the comment's Strange but true I played normal AQ a while back, didn't know the new addition (worlds) had a *monthly* sub thing goin on Wheres GOSU I think so far I've read the whole archive 4-5 times through now. if you think about it, that's more than fucking homestuck I'm quite freaked out by the horse gimps So why exactly does a picture album make you join reddit? 1 crappy laptop, 16 men.. I think I know which girl you're talking about Fizz Um...Sorry? uh, that's a picture of Orihime's face on Ichigo's body I spent my afternoon watching other tests and a lot of stuff so my final decision is to buy the asus GTX 660 Ti CU II OC (long name Oh god really toffee?! Is that a Razer Diamondback? I got a lot of cute stuff but I dont need it (0-3 month clothes as well) target gives you gift cards. Which im okay with because I registered there anyway. I got 4 gift receipts out of all the presents MY GOD... Drive through.... Liquor stores? Are you sure? I was so convinced Bugsy was a girl What kind of activities are you doing in women's bladders? new fetish? fucking a fleshlight that is inside a womans vagina? No, but one of the girls thought she was and smoked a cigarette from her older sister the next day! I liked the video. It was a smooth baron steal and nice penta. But you guys had 0 towers when they're pushing your nexus? I bought myself 'at home' tests and they always came negative for my poppy tea use. I got tested at a shrinks office (he's a cool dude and I trust him, told him before hand) and he said it tested positive for high amounts of morphine Don't forget that according to Croatian law, you need to prove that you had consent, if your sexual partner were to accuse you of rape. Better keep that video camera running at all times... Yeah $80, I'm retarded haha, converted it in the wrong direction. Yeah I'm pretty happy with it, there was some problems, the peg for the stand wouldn't fit into either socket so I had to file it down a bit, also .. the figma must've been stored in a damp place because the screws are rusted on the stand too, and some of the rust stained her sleeve Yeah, budgies are NOT conures. Yeah, I find it fascinating the the architect for the Pruitt-Igoe project was the same guy (Minoru Yamasaki) who designed the World Trade Centre towers 1 & 2; that's two of his creations that have had their spectacular and iconic demolisions captured on film (Pruitt-Igoe's demo appears in the film "Koyaanisquatsi") So if it's pronounced "key-yomi" why is the phonetic romanized spelling "gwiyomi"? Why do you want to avoid people in sportswear? I've seen multiple comments on it and I'm still confused. Is sports wear like a trend for criminals took me while to realize there was a girl looking back at me This would be awesome if my background wasn't normally black I block your malignus with my etched champion. Now what What is that he said olaf because of the ghost and his ult countering CC snares and disables not because of true damage HOLY CRAP! That's like $1750 in hats Is the dog pre-poop squatting in the background? no idea I will never be able to train a Pinsir again... But that's like saying woman is offensive because it carries the connotation of prostitute Im from sweden, we dont have terrorists I used to go to classes that my friends were in because they asked me to. ...dat Human Sexuality class... it was an eye opener. dude-bros need to show off their guns and party hard Where have I been when Cows has carried on league? Probably will Yay, novocaine! Just don't bite through your tongue! Lol, it's not that extreme.. I use to draw weird stuff too & I turned out fine.. for the most part. Wow, thanks, that's really interesting. And kind of depressing (80% of the shots got downvoted fast enough as to be almost completely removed from competition Brings a whole different meaning to our phrase "Rise Up" not as wealthy ? how the hell did she keep the property for so long if she couldn't keep it maintained wierd, I once got a sample of Diorshow and it was the only mascara ever who didn't make any clumps Im privy to this. My whole life I never realized how gross they were coz all I saw was an adorable ball of kitten. Then I got a kitten last month and its constantly just poop everywhere. I was amazed at how similar kittens were to human poop machines. The brake misspelling was me being retarded. Your ducks? That we know of... I just got my 1st dog, so Im still learning as I go. I read through the comments, confused, thinking it was some sort of training exercise to teach your dog to be gentle with their teeth. Then i saw "because i saw someone else do it" They're either men or women too old to have kids. That gives me butthurt Is it really episode 275? Sanctumz, have you ever seen me mad? Repost, repost everywhere \ Wait, you can blog on GitHub? Just searched my name and town. It gave me my age, address, phone number, primary email address, satellite photo of my home, parents names and ages, siblings names and ages, and grandparents names and ages. This is FUCKING CREEPY!!! HOLY SHIT! Fuck the president, THE FREAKING TERMINATOR IS DOING AN AMA!!!! What about ' YOU ARE MOST WELCOME Took me hours listening through. not the worst anyone has ever mangled my name. someone on tf2 once misread it as "orgasmingnun" The reviews are pretty mixed on herroom. That, and it's listed under sleepwear, which is just like... WTF I don't know who that is, but now I think Google and I are about to spend some quality time together. Long's bodyguards shot his assassin 62 times. What's with the rise of reddit gold Holy shit it does actually work Unfortunately? jizz in my pants... it would make them cautious I want her eyebrows Congrats on the two year cakeday! And your kitty is very pretty. Those eyes are hypnotic. damn. All these comments have such good upvote ratios. so... he basically was spun around the lath at high speeds? How the hell did the body fit under that thing what is the second set of trios? The zonda R type dosnt wet your whistle? Oh shit, I guess they don't I wonder what he must do during No Fap November I don't think I've ever tried to claim that Mr. S is bored with our sex life. It's really awesome (I've tried it). It takes a bit of practice to not look like a drag queen/clown, but once you get it down, it's amazing. Also I think my bottle is going to last a ridiculously long time. I got it at Christmas 2009 It's a pinworm. Pinworm infections are extremely common, according to google search. Just like pot is not addictive Why would it be integrated into MineZ? That is kind of terrifying. That must have took a LOT of ink. Why is stepsisters in quotations? uhhmm no thx u... Maybe that's what they want us to think Transfers info at up to 10 GB per second. How long do they go in between feedings? That's a huge difference No clue Holy shit, I read that back in the fourth grade. You just said that it could become "high relevant" though She didn't look like she got it until you started talking. Hahaha I think she was like oh cool that's an awesome trick, I get it, the way to get them to be inseperable Because re-writing from memory is faster? My friend is in one of those clippings are u retarted? did i say not to gank till 6? .. Somewhere along the line I decided Handy Manny's voice is sexy. Anyone else tear up a little at the thought of this happening to them?? I would've been crying and i would put my mattress on the floor.. so that i no longer had a area underneath... squish it !!! So if it's a fractal then there could be an equation for it Why is his head so small Transfers info at up to 10 Gbit/s per second. How the hell did u get that render Holy crap a Jaguars fan. I thought you guys were just an urban legend. I wish I knew why I received a downvote when I was answering a question. I thought I was suppose to answer people when they ask a question. I'm hoping it's some sort of fake blood or at least animal blood How did you get your vitamins and minerals and proteins? Detective Mittens is awesome back in my FM2012, Toulouse managed to win the Champs League in either the first or second season, madness A lot of the words were the same between reported vs everyone else I think my sarcasm meter just broke Screwed the pooch I remember one week ago, when I started to stack up on keys to get a lockjaw, price was on 68, today its on around 80 - 90 or so... HOLY FUCK Man you Are Really Awesome , 2 Big giveaways at same time How do the japanese see the canadians? I didn't even know you could shoot Warthogs down. Walmart wants to build a personal army ...you BUY mac and cheese? Omg. Thats pretty good. Both are correct whats also weird is that you checked all of them Right there is my problem, every morning I have the option to either wait up to 15 minutes for the bus (on a 7 minute interval Not next l, but soon. I'll use it to kick off a series of sherry bombs.At the moment, I think I like the octarine more than the 15 That was above average indeed. Are you male or female and were they male or female and what is your orientation? And make creepers explode from other explosions. Imagine the creeper chain reactions Have you? Woah that's awesome This was a really great read. Now that I think about it, my voice cracked singing a pop song (Animal by Neon Trees). I did fine throughout the whole song until the very end when he yells. I think I tried to use too much force on that extended note. I thought Hunting Party was a ship. ... Now Canadian hockey turned 37.1% more interesting do you just trade for keys? I'm acutally looking at a lot O_O WR set, flail of the great elder, trident of the sea stalker, boneslayer, deathwielder, ghost orb of the plainswalker, and slayers glare But... but... but.... $25 You know, I think it IS soft. Looks real What the? Yeah - I always scream at and emotionally blackmail and threaten suicide at my SO when I'm bored. Don't we all? But I'm in the perpendicular universe then how are we communicating? We have an old ad for Beech-Nut at my mother's house. The ad describes it as being like coffee. What is it, exactly? Time to sell these in Europe then Added Darius Bot to Co-op vs. AI on all maps. Dude your char's face looks like Michael Jackson's Now you've got me wondering, how is it that you've "met many pedophiles" I was just looking at that, then realized how narrow those one way streets are, and how wide that Volvo on the left is. Yeah; it's kind of a last resort at this point for $50+ a ticket I was just trying to obey traffic laws! the fuck? 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It's only a matter of time before it starts peeling off Every single one of these comments is about playing a different game. aroo? How do you react to good jokes then? Yup. And some other monstrosity that had a leaf blower handle attached to the pump. A guy was hacking and spitting on the train. As he got off it hit my hand...i couldnt imagine what i would have done if it hit my mouth is that a tiny batman symbol on there Yeow.. I suppose some won't listen because he's autistic. I always hate when I crash my boat. I can't believe a boat will sink if you hit a lilypad... or even sand. Why just yesterday I hit a squid out in the middle of the ocean and it was my only boat. So I had to swim for about 47 Mins straight to reach an island and build another one. when I arrived on an island, I made a crafting table to craft more boats (3 to be exact) and a shelter. While I was making the boats I heard a bat below me and thought. James Hunt true... in my area it even costs 18,99€ Snoopeh (the stare guy from CLG.eu yeah, everything was like angry birds and lego stuff. even had clothes there too! You can't give soft humanity away. God that's weird. At first I thought it was a photo of them young... then I was all like "I don't think they knew each other before SPN", then I realized I swear I can actually see one What risks does it bring? i dont know if i should laugh or be sad I've never seen a Ziggs who tries to duel win anything. I'm watching the Untitled video right now I would personally never choose that for my wedding You look alot like Bruno Mars Ya, but so many Jews were slaughtered Dabakus . . . Native Americans were never . . . "l'oeuf" isn't pronounced like "love" at all.... holy shit I am afraid to eat it, or even hold it. Da fuq did that link just send me? I was petting my friends dog and he got, umm one of those. Then he sat down and started to lick it. The crush I had five years ago... Dear god... 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I never noticed it til I got te collector figure from mcfarlane and was like " What's wrong with DeviantArt posts? *Reading the caption*.......*Processing*.............Wait! Caught?! Muffin top DayZ... Since when were Bayern and Celta Vigo in the BPL? well, i see 4chan is leaking you.... close... your lights? Same how did you drop it? I'm sure the north koreans and their benevolent leaders have much sympathy for the plight of the failed western nations You're trolling right? It looks like the cat is actually having a seizure. Like literally, half its face is drooping like the nerves are damaged. Imagine the possibilities... Its ok really. Just glad you understand....:) There is subreddit for practically everything here yeah because america has a long tradition of being ethical Oh, no, thats ok. I wasn't planning on sleeping anyways. Not arachnophobic or anything, its all good There are humans that can read each other's impending heart attacks? 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I'm watching TV in the background, and the last ad played was a candy bar ad. And in the song being played it said this. ###In one DAY. Next thing you know, he tells you that he really enjoyed talking to you. He either asks for your # or adds you on FB. You think nothing of it. Then, in a "friendly" manner, he asks you to come to his work BBQ and you two really hit it off. You meet his wife. One day he invites you to get some coffee and then kisses you. You cheated on your man and now you're involved with this guy. You try to tone it down, but you guys end up doing it and you divorce your man. I circumvented the problem by switching to my nexus 7, tethered to my phone's data connection. Works fine now - it just looks pretty silly on occasion when I stand around somewhere with a device in each hand How do you manage to do that? but... does it float? How are you not used to it after a decade? If guns are now animals, then maybe guns CAN kill people? What are you going to defend yourself against with twenty rounds? da fuk did i just watch? ( Good God. ahah 11 foto di gente con l'ombrello You tried to tell Lee to not build Black Cleaver? So this is just below the comment thread about penises. So when I read your comment, I first read "I'll gladly take a million dollars in penises." Reaction: **WAT? HOLY SHIT I thought I head a dead/frozen pixel Why should somebody be browsing incognito? I did not realize how deep the emoticon pool really was I am not sure if this comes under lateral thinking so not sure if it belongs. I am confused. Regardless I could have never guessed it. Where are his genitals? What's wrong with ordinary snow tires? Flareon with Flare Blitz and Rock Head I didn't notice that till you pointed it out! Dude, take it easy with that stuff. My cousin somehow got worms from always eating raw cookie dough You're welcome. :) I'll be sure to keep updating it as I become more intimate with S-voice. 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I don't think this has anything to do with 3D...or games...i seriously don't understand that answer Just how old are you? you here? did I type in the FC wrong? >Maybe the original coder could only think one dimensionaly Oh, thanks. (why copying the Eiffel tower, anyway? wat? Isn't tuiasosopo a musician? It was a great season. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. So many times I jumped up off my couch like " Do want probably not...the imoortal kings two handers are like really cheap 100k cheap and u can get one wtih 1.4k dps This reminds me of my son. He makes the exact same faces when he poops. What version of the game did you have? Huh, I wonder why I've never tried this That's... huh? I mean, I can at least see how the other stereotypes get started from in ignorance, but how does that one follow from bisexuality even to a bigot? someone masturbating with a piece of lettuce.... When she randomly gets hot, whips off her shirt,hooodie and just goes back to staring at the tv. 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You seem like an asshole I gave this post it's first upvote today This gingersnap tea I'm drinking tastes weird. Same colour? yeah going from less than jake to dead kennedys was a big leap for me. never looked back. the fact that you had to ollie and land on a rail or ledge to grind (at the time) wasn't a big deal but tony hawk changed that. you ever play thrasher:skate and destroy? loved that one for certain reasons but going back and forth between that and thps was confusing. x for grind.... I hate it when I see guys with bigger boobs than me... Not sure I'm liking the sound of those dungeon changes Woah I thought the livestream wasn't for another hour! ** One of these days, your face is just gonna stick like that I don't like Yvental.. looks like a boomerang to me... but this painting.. oh my.. did the announcer just say "20 second timeout for y`all" I have never been more afraid of my nipple piercings Their meals are much nicer than mine ... Ever wonder why the ocean is salty? 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I feel like I should know what this is... But I don't wow, what year did this happen? At first I thought it said "BBW's." Is one of the kids yours? WEED? If they choose to display this power infront of us, imagine what kind of dark powers they only practice in secret Okay, I'm digging the steampunk Paradox but going by that clip the young Ben sounds exactly like the older one Jump squat. He was jumping....squatting. cold and wet? What kind of vaginas is he talking about? Oh my god the graphics are amazing. This looks like a concept art, not a screenshot. In the 2nd picture from the top, the girl's nipples are EXTREMELY disproportionate in size How did she know it was 64oz? Probably being envious of my fathers outdoor cat, but I am scared to let him outside by himself Are you me? Weirdly enough for me, I tested into a level 3 theatre class with no experience. I must be an idiot then because I couldn't find one would be wtf worthy if you opened it and then a bunch of maggots came out of a sealed package I also live half an hour away. One of my best friends dated this girl a couple years ago.He told me she quiefed multiple times during sex. And he liked it. I ran naked with a homo because I've got abs Arresting federal agents? That would work. That's news to me. Scotty McCreery went to my high school Snooooooooooooooooooooopy! Are...you...? I think that Dog is having a seizure... You can run out? you should have taken her to a monkey house afterwards and left her there... Why is it so swollen? So A shotgun with a barrel over 18 inches is not a firearm? While reading this i feared it was gonna turn into some 2 girls one cup shit, except with you and her I did??? I can easily go back You have the best wallpaper I can't believe I'm the only person to say Robert Heinlein! I haven't gone to one of those yet high contrast fit I saw the venus fly trap and was so excited but then I realized I didn't really have bugs in my house. Then I saw the 1500 ladybugs. You have three XLs?? clientside only? I'm not sure I want to know what a Dark Soul's style labyrinth would be like I remember you from when there were only like, 10 people. You were going to be a mentor or something and then you just kinda stopped posting. I guess! I will never put so much effort though. Many places simple world like B.S. are censored as well. Stock batteries for two years? All college except for chemistry and engineering? Explain? What are his toes doing? Thats awesome Yes, now swear your allegiance to me, Human! Wow, I live in Tampa. and I the only who noticed that each word is a different link I'm listening to this song rtight now Everyone knows ugly people can't handle money... yup, TB even made his own outfit.... which kind of was a bad idea since hes on a different server than the other 2 leaders Mirrors. The bathtub scene Those eyes... I might be missing something obvious, but where in that name is there mature language? I have the game for Vita, and I freaking love it. I think I like this kart game better than Mario Kart he took both If you are eating pizza while playing, you may not shuffle my deck or touch my cards! The best thing about having sex with a girl on her rags is the knowledge that you are having a 2 and a halfsome with half the soul of a child. Who knows but I'd pay 50 grand for that the at&t commercial? That Syndra one? What happened in the last photo?? why does it look dead?? it better be just taking a nap Not sure...what is so great about this. he was like WHAT Dice setters? So this is how My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic got Cloudsdale. Cupcakes are supposed to be the size of a cooking cup, otherwise they're just cakes *watches this at 1 in the morning when the household is asleep in the dark* It's shell is hypnotizing me... Any other Missoulians out there? Er... null bytes are supposed to be invalid characters in source, but standard library modules are not really supposed to contain them that's true about it! when i watch something scary i see weird stuff Why not get on a pro team iirc correctly that book is pretty gross. I haven't read it but I heard there's a part where she's pregnant and the guy tells her he already knows the baby likes sex are you pregnant? Okay! 1000 level history class It works great. Standard arrows are cheap, but if you add on some fire arrows it does some serious damage. Mine's only at +5 fire right now (need chunks I live in Kentucky and have resided in five other states and never heard of the practice of removing them til this thread. wth? I think people reach too far for these straws... I saw nothing that denotes a YongSeo couple. Like if they were flirting, yes, but it just looked like they were normal I don't understand why WM left SBI because of the drama in T1 but now have plans to take Kaineng to the same tier. Not only did that move hurt SBI but now they have more work to do recruiting more guilds to Kaineng with only 10 days left. And which one is that? How does that even work? 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I never realized how similar Ashton Kutcher was to Ash Ketchum! I MEAN FUCK! WOW! The names That is so fucking cute I just shit myself. This is spray on hair. It's a real thing and people actually use it... How did you find this interview? We are trying not to! Our younger rabbit wants to jump on top of her and kick. She isn't really humping as much as kicking and boxing on her. We have to manually separate them, because our very brave bun doesn't care about being squirted with a bottle. Yeah, i mean, look at old movies like Jurassic Park and then look at new movies like Transformers... wait a minute well... i hope so too... I never knew that. Oh. Well, the third party should be informed, then, I guess what are you calling itty bitty real-dreamer - what the hell? Why is your life so insane! So in other words you smell like my 3 favorite edible things... "it was powerful, much like the swastika" I first read that as "I could clear a wolf camp in about 30 minutes" and was all I can kind of relate to her shyness. She was the only one who didn't willingly submit to discord. She is adorable :3 . She is the best at cheering. The stare Watch out for speed bumps! That is creepy. I just looked at drawn penises on newspapers. What am I doing with my life? Drag Queens in a prisoner camp? wtf I'm my boyfriend's third virgin score... I live here and I haven't seen this Haha, nah this chick is real. I've even...touched her haha!!! but seriously.....rape isn't funny Texas is a concealed weapon state ...My jewish uncle works for IBM... Omg Is that the house from Paranormal Activity? the second Trailer on greenlight is insane I'm not the only one?? I work with this guy idk about this although the ink is pretty cool and the girl is hot just imagine hitting it from the back while this weird half naked winged baby stares back at you Dude, I was made for this thread! Now I want to go take pictures of my rats with signs ¯\\( WHY do I have you tagged as "Stinky Pinky" Men can cry but over three things: moms, wives, and dogs...and maybe not in that order Wow,I have that same bowl as well I wonder if you understand the *irrational hatred* I experience. Woah, decreases are supposed to be FLO? Gosh, I had to double check. And it really sounds close. I never realized it T_T I don't speak Mandarin out of the house, but sometimes my mom and I go grocery shopping and its just easier for her to communicate with me in Chinese...I wonder what people think now. GET A WINDOWS MACHINE I knew there had to be some kind of passion behind it. He sent me messages about you; I guess so he could vent In /r/android, really? This should be in r/WTF Way to go! btw Are you from Arizona? I swear that I've met you before... I just looked at the thread. Yep, it looks like people are downvoting me to hell. I'm not sure why...but oh well. That's the internet for you, I guess. This made me This is the real WTF part... How did it go from what that was to this Bricklaying and IT are just such different fields I was like "oh he lost, too bad". So I start to talk with someone, and 2 sec later "wtf, why are they interviewing Innovation... did he just win?" See my other comment in this train (that people seem to disagree with which obviously warrants downvotes Why thank you! That was a way less ghetto version of what my mom tells me. "You is a kind, smart, important BLACK female who aint eva gonna need no man" PLOT TWIST: I'm Brazilian-Swedish Same exact place and activity, different person That show is amazing. the one with Marceline and the ice King writing that song actually made me cry. It was so unexpected Wow. Lot's of hostility in that comment or just down load, Reddit enhancement suite, so once you've looked at a post the link is now purple, not blue... Depends on the pattern. It also depends on how well, or badly written the pattern is. I've come across a few and go Astrid is an anagram for Tardis. I honestly can't see the reason for downvotes omg the gap Euhm, maybe because I'm a noob in LoL, but this just seems like very confusing footage to me. What am I supposed to be seeing? Which champs should I be watching? ...for science ofcourse, right? RIGHT? What? They all don't look the same to you? WTF is happening in the comments here 880x720 Fuck, same age as my (recent) ex girlfriend. That's kinda put the willies in me. WTF Laughed so hard at this XD I did this with my first girl, I was staying at her house for like a week, and after a few days of sexy time, I decided to mess with her. I stuck just the tip between her lips, leaned over her and she goes "It's not in Thanks, it turns out I lost mine omg is this you Well I'm aroused ..... Dem genetics lulu warmogs? my brother DOES act like Romano sometimes... Got 2 titanite slaps in a row What stuff happened there? With Katowice being bad already, I can't imaging what that was like... I agree. I haven't had a lot of problems. Only a bit lag every now and then which is to be expected. Nothing that would ruin my experience YAOI HANDS. Gah. I...I'll take te shot for you! time when the smgs are shown? its 3 hours long Your boobs are giving me the you already have it TIL A lot of people make this mistake, apparently. Yeah my ex thought it was great when we would stare deep into each others eyes while making love. She always commented on how romantic being with me was, pointing out all the little things i would do during sex and such, which makes me wonder why she left me and always got with abusive douche bags BUT SHE SUCKED OVER A HUNDRED DICKS Im curious how it tastes but im scared trying it oh god Exactly! I see these 20 year olds on a 20% incline with poles and a 70L backpack and I'm like... You gonna camp up here? It's amazing. I think that I'm going to work on my drawing now How did you manage that?!?! Didn't know that was possible More punctuation Hermione's hair Yeah I jsut now decided to have a look at his posting history. I quickly realized I'm wasting my time on him. Oh and he also just now defended himself saying that "nigger" is not racist or offensive to anyone and is just teasing. You jerk off to videos of her having sex with another man? I read most of the title thinking it was a post to r/confession. Having come upon a guy who crashed his bicycle at an intersection and was having a grand mal epileptic seizure, it did NOT look to me like something that could ever be faked. I've never seen a face more red than that poor guy, he was foaming at the mouth, it was pretty traumatic...... Walmart sells reloading supplies I think I might just miss that by a couple days I'm only curious how old you really are She told Stern that she takes it in the ass from her husband How are you going to get the ring already on her finger to snap? On... your jacket? What if she's on her period?! Wait, did the boss say "Team Felcher?" Applejack had two episodes this season. OP is Tony Soprano >al1=alone >al1=alone Jeez those mobs look genuinely horrifying. 62 agree and 64 disagree wtf Took me ages to work out what I was meant to be seeing. *Bleach*...*live fish*... Really? Wow, good job on the isolation! why bother typing this? why not just watch porn instead? LoL is more fun to watch than soccer Dude, great call! My gf had read up on sex beforehand and she read that some girls bleed the first time they have sex. So when it came time for us to have sex I went and brought in 3 thick towels just in case. The look on her face was like dat sashimi That blender look really stoned No you don't. Surprisingly yes! So many people seem to really hate that. I don't see the problem. It's like being mad that your toast is done on both sides. That's exactly what it is Taco Bell How did you take this picture? TIL I learned he was a former member of the SAS. Hot damn. How much effort does it take to pull something like that with animated textures? I'm honestly amazed. Florian wasn't the one who said that Uhm...woopwoop goldtrain? ¯\( Why are you tagged for me as 'I fucked you, Sorry' ?? You asked for boobs and got boobs. Problem? Great job xPeke... now you get your nipple rubbed. Good Lord! I also thought that he and Tom Hardy were the same person! huh? Invest in what whoa how can you read my mind? I was actually looking for a recipe When did dog owners become snake owners... What I stated wasn't meant to be all that serious of a critique of CharlemagneII comment. I saw an opportunity for my brand of humor. Hence the Wow! She's on her way to becoming the next Fleury Rose or Robin Moses Haha, yeah the Chinese are crazy Please don't ever presume to speak of ergonomics again Your daughter's name is Teddy THOSE ACTION FIGURES But I'm just a bag. Or am I a bagel? Why couldn't you eat in CLASS? He actually does have a very secretive life... It takes you 20 minutes to shave your legs and 10 to shave your arms? Hot hot hot! 9/10 - though you got a weird lip thing going on Holy mother of fuck it's beautiful And then it goes into their pocket and sits there for god knows how long fun fact of the day - I'm friends with one of his relatives. You think those are she-feet? Do you just randomly check the source of comments linking to users so you can say that? Did anyone watch that Geico commercial just now? Wtf??? For me tracert doesn't confirm LA, but it's definitely not in NZ, it looks like Washington US of all places eegads, her clit is prolly bigger than my dick I swear I did not do that.A friend of mine gave it to me dude I feel so sorry for the guy who got on to everyone laughing Oh my gosh Hunting... Bandits? And Felicia Day did Veronica. Whistler, from Blade, did one of the NCR Guys. Wayne Newton was actually Mr. New Vegas. Reaper, from Bill and Ted did Victor. and Apparently Whestly Crusher voiced some of the Robobrains. Woah, completely altered how I viewed the character. A gemless dewarder dude, alert missions. You can get both orokin reactors and the other one thats name is forgotten. Before you gripe about how rare or impossible it is, I got 2 of the orkins for the weapons in a row, and right after that the reactor for frames. maybe I'm lucky, maybe the game loves me, all I konw is, how many god damn weapons/frames do you have that you really need to complain about this You got to remember, a lot of people were only... casual viewers... The brain named itself. I jerk more than I can front squat, let alone clean Is it weird that I kinda want to see her have sex with that thing?? Beautiful!!! Is that some type of monster in the background though? Looks eerie Wut? That second line Thanks for the chuckle, I have 18 months until i hit that Where did you find so many turrets in one location? Wow I've never thought of using songs I know as a reference. That makes it way easier Bro I once Shen ulted Leblanc clone on my team and after she disappeared I was like wait. sven was affiliated with scourge in 2007? Wasn't he sentinel? I remember 3v3 staples being sven venge SS for sentinel and warlock sandking lich for scourge "Commonly bought with: A Practical Guide to Racism"? Hopefully not exactly the same WHAT. You're keeping Chocolate Gouramis with Discus?! How to hell can the last one be ~4000 cheaper when it's much better than the other two? ....good point People lie? Wouldn't it be easier to make a screenshot instead of making a photo with your phone Funny thing Thanks. I'm hoping to open up a Doggy Day Care Once bluffed a secret knock, then a combination lock. I think my psion must have been an import from WoD since both worked. That is a total mystery why would your mum ask you that? what does it mean? Where is Kennen ? i imagine your dad as like, a manly man who sits down for Football on Sunday after putting in a 90 hour work week, and opens Coors with his teeth. HOORAY for SNSD and B2ST! Oh there's 2ne1! And EXO! And SISTAR! It looks very weird. Especially SISTAR being below "Metallica - Kill 'em all". reminds me of alvin and the chipmunks. Oslo is pretty bright I reckon? i read that as 'Lost my virginity at aged 8 last night', instead of correcting myself i thought 'who goes on reddit at aged 8 LOL dude that went as the Summoner wasn't kidding! Pretty tall dude Yeah why did he do that Should always have chat off when there's like 100k people in the chat, and have a pro give us step by step analysis, Snoopeh fan New supervisor, find Reddit, new house, get pregnant. Malibu's Most Wanted. That movie is ridiculously funny to me but I usualy get the Same story here! Finally played it and realized a lot of what worked for Skyward sword was taken from Wind Waker That claws I read that as "Carrot banner" that saddle setback... Were you looking through the peep-hole in your front door? Damn, you guys had an awesome run. I have never seen a death like that before either That third picture..... How did you take that? How many questions do fans ask you of which games are coming out yet? Having said that, any news on a new Metroid Nickelback That thought never occurred to me. Holy Balls, this is a condition sorry about that, I didn't read your message til after I posted this, no clue either as to how I messaged the mods from the submit page I don't exactly specialize in anything listed, but I think at the spawn there should be an airplane to signify landing in a new world. And you could have an economy rotating around gold nuggets. 1 gold=9 nuggets, 1 iron=? Nuggets, that kind of economy. If you want to stick to a vanillaish kinda economy. You should have one main map for each load of players. Not much I can think of helping out with ;) Just be awesome and lend some ideas...ooh, I know...and be epic. The server map is kinda big, and I don't think a small group of people would be able to fill that area...Ooooooh...I know...wars between separate towns 30?! where in the shit are you going to find 30 DIFFERENT foods to eat in ONE day? Colt's uniform I know right the second time I had an intern and I was his first time. He kept missing I'm confused; what point are you trying to make, exactly? Just what percentage of the Christians of Europe do you think actually participated in the Crusade? What percentage of the Muslims of the Middle-east? I highly suspect that even in those instances the percentage of participants was still fairly small, so nigglereddit's point would still stand. These things are everywhere... watch spongebob a few times Do you just have a brigade of downvoters following you around? Lutefisk: "A Scandinavian dish prepared by soaking dried cod in lye to tenderize it, then skinning, boning, and boiling the fish to a gelatinous consistency." that little girl is awesomely creepy Haha - followed you here - ( well that le escalated quickley They pay like $2,000 a film or something, right? That's almost $200,000 a year just for having sex on film! No, I am specifically **not** saying that. I was asking if *they* were. I don't understand the difficulty you're having with understanding this. "436 reports in only 135 games." "Another earlier account, JungleReject, received 436 reports in only 135 games." How is that even possible? Wait... This isn't normal? It was at a positive before i linked oh sweet jesus What anime is this from? Dat. Voice. I love it, but 842lbs?! I... I have this Minecraft shouldn't make BSODs Sweet! I need to buy a gray color nail polish because I don't have any!! 3.23 Reports a game So agreed, my friend works out constantly and I think her tummy is starting to look... man-ish... If I were a guy I wouldn't want to snuggle up to her, she's not soft and feminine anymore, she's getting scary. Julio Jones Oh wow, I didn't know that. They're relatively big, too, aren't they? Muffinator, are you ok? Holy moley. Wonderful work! I wait patiently then for the shortbow gallery... 3rd&15 ... You are retarded to say "my own assassins" Dude, you're a Novice. My daughters name is Beth Kathleen. I wanted Bethany, but biojerk thought that 3 extra letter at the end made it too hard to spell ... Ah, yes, victorious ironsides... with a guy falling end over end off the boat! Hold on. Logic break here. Norway, city & 140 km/h? What sort of desolate place are you calling a city? It was Piccolo fucking Vegeta I love the morbidly obese woman behind hi who is like: Dafuq? YES, and it stares into my soul Why did they think you were drawing on an exhibit? NO Yes they are. Good save You chose better belt over weapons? i'm glad you looked too... How does a player get permabanned multiple times? I'm dyspraxic and never do this......... Blame George Bush Are those hobo spiders? **He** is a **big titted** blonde. Ouch. :O At least you got that replaced. I'm surprised that Nintendo actually gave a replacement. Which is which? My graduating glass was 17 and we had a page written about us. You're supposed to buy books in college? On first glance, I read "I work at a *cat* dealership..." For a second there I was all Honestly, I teared up during the intro to UP. I took my nieces, nephews, and siblings to go while we were visiting from out of town. I thought I was going to get called out on it, but I don't think they noticed. Ravens so solid right now ... hahaha i feel like an idiot, I didn't really proofread these. Maybe using "extremely" in the first sentence of each review is my authorial artistic flourish I had no idea I was basically a defensive person until it was pointed out to me very compassionately by a really good marriage counselor. For some reason he was able to get through to me and I became aware of this about myself for the first time. It's just a shame that it took until I was 40 for it to happen. Both are junglers Saying Trance was "harassing" isn't *reasonable* Someone subscribes to my public Facebook posts who has the surname 'Cockman Goodykoontz' - I assumed it was fake but after some googling it appears to be accurate How did this make the front page. You changed your hair clip from purple to pink? TIL earbills ... Er… and a huge thanks to whomever gifted me Gold on this comment! Whoa! It is! I hope you've made redundant backups. however, the zx-10r isn't a pirate. Country that Hamlet lives? Why are you hiding the lower half of your face? Me too! I remember going to Claremont with my parents (we're from VT) and wondering why someone would pay so much money for gag signs, but how awesome it was seeing "Dick Swett" next to all the other folks. Then I found out (probably via TV) that it was for real. I have the same talent as he, but I'm a fat guy with glasses. Go figure But I fucking hate pancakes and I'm american That's one small O_O for a man, one giant I'm not spinning. Haha I was joking. I would never do that I do it alone and tell hardly anyone because the two typical responses are: "i thought you were better than that" or "DUDE! Me too. We like totally need to match on blunts and joints and bongs There's no reason for it to puff out if you tuck it in, if you're tucking it by it's full length.. I bet I'll be seeing a lot of you late Hahahahaha awkward. wonder why she didnt smell it... More sticky traps... You need a lot more sticky traps... Oops I thought I upgraded to at least Meta 4 I honestly did not notice the shimmer in it until recently, when I was looking at the pan in the sunlight! I've been using the powder for two years and I've never seen shimmer on my face, so I guess it just doesn't show up for me? Fucking hell... why are you still friends with him? Oh god, i had olive garden today ( Duuuudeee! is that a louis vuitton bag in kap's locker? I just watched that episode thirty minutes ago. Reddit knows The ' after the 9 i cant wait until a relevant time to scour new looking for easy karma Were these in your house? Probably because you put the two sentences in the tags on different line. Try putting them on the same line without an enter, maybe Oh wow, I had no idea there was a name for this.. My boyfriend has a small patch of maybe 3 - 5 on his chest. They're really small, but it looks like that picture just on a smaller scale Read this too, I will never need anymore proof, for I don't wan't anything screwing up this good thing for me I think I formatted wrong... dude. I thought it was a statue at first, and then it moved very noticeably in the last shot. Most of them are dumb, #9 is downright retarded, but #1 actually made me Neither can I. I can't even imagine. Badass first post, welcome to a world you will never leave. I discovered it a week ago. I don't think I've slept yet Also a lot of hurr durr, though. Seriously. As a huge fan of the series, there is a *lot* of hurr durr. Dat culling blade Your handwriting is so pretty The fact that it freezes time...forever. And *I* have a hard time getting up off the couch. Why do you need a VPN to watch game pass? High(er) Definition? I don't think i really understand your request... you want to use a CI helper but don't have access to the html? Flame Cloak? Tier 9. am i one too? Oh shit For first time I thought this is cup of *really old* milk. Ushba really means "witches sabbath" on georgian? first things first, navi ehome best of 5 (The International 1 Finals). That ehome DOOM Dude that's still impressive the bot can do that. How in the world...? what does it matter where you live? No dude, I honestly did not know that Somebody put this in r/funny? What. Did I miss something the 20 times I saw this movie? Whenever i try to get the album at random times it stops and doesn't finish downloading What was the precursor bug? This one is really annoying Brain mani! *Yes!!* On two hands. This. I never dodge a game because I honestly dont care about Elo (I used to, but then I realized that it ended up making me a person that I reaaaally dont want to be When she rips those hoes apart.. Sorry i dont find Holocaust jokes funny Omg, that whisk thing is genius And I thought my £70 a week food budget was a lot, that's insane The honeymoon is obviously over. You tell him girlfriend! No kiwi wife would put up with that shit: her husband apologising for her style I'm Indian, and my parents charge me. It *IS* in 1920x1080...? You have won the award for non-sequitor of the day It's been so long ~ That's interesting to hear from an INTP Sadly no. I walked up to him to get a good look on his face. I then proceeded to slash 'im to shreds. Curiously enough, one of the Haafingar guards tried to help me. Cats abandon their offspring? I live in Florida somehow i went into al hasa and nobody was there What's the substrate, some sort of impervious stone? How does that drain properly and not rot/mold from built-up moisture? I'm confused. Why is that wooden shovel enchanted? Tiger... Tiger Woods. Muff_inz Did not do this comic.. It is not even a she I think Amazing Star Wars Battlefront 1 DOES EXIST ON PC? what do you mean all ultimates? You're studying in Kingston? I DEMAND MOAR! I... I... Just don't belive in riot anymore. This worker I knew I recognized this look from that blog. I actually have one of those knives according to my doctor, "30 years ago the whole "antibiotic thing" was a scare. you're fine" Since when could you pass through that window in cp_badlands!? First thing I realized was the shimazu clan emblem on his clothes, what's wrong with me. ( Gorgeous photo!! I hope I can capture all that detail with pen So jealous of all the 11s That can't be right, taking into consideration hypothermia sets in quickly at about -60 degrees Fahrenheit. -85 Celsius is -121 degrees fahrenheit, and thats twice as cold, hypothermia onset would be twice as fast Hahaha I was too, and then I saw the power strip in the wall, then the paint, and *gasp* stuffed animals! Haha, same here, Blubli. I love changelogs for some reason. Oh wow... Did I ever rape that title sorry, I'm a little on edge...talking about it this much has made me a little sour. I took those pictures down, thank you for saying that because it honestly didnt occur to me Zero up or down votes, no replies, nothing? Her face looks so gnarly that it looks photo shopped what crowd? So is blood. Why does that matter? Hrm... Maybe the game was made to advertise/support the clothing line? I am curious as to how you figured that out. In any case, what in the world is /r/straightedge about? The posts and sidebar were not helpful... something about drugs? i believe i'm reaching the end wth is covering the edge of your screen I know, right? I live in Niagara now but that's where I'm from. When I saw Quinte in the title I was like There are already people asking how to install WinRT on the ARMs. I went from orc brute with heavy armour and volendrung... to getting my face changed and weight halved and now i'm a scimitar-wielding swashbuckler dual wielding restoration magic I haven't had a "happiest moment". Very cool! I love scury music and you sir have made it! It was kinda short, but i still enjoyed it, especially the little artifacts and dat baby voice at the end. he didn't die 5 years ago The only hard part is spending the amount of time it takes. I simply to not have the time. Skill is not a factor. Time is. I don't understand what the issue is. Do you guys not play zombies? Fighters surprise me every time. There are just to many variables in the cage. And those gloves She must be following the bible literally about the Antichrist He literally smacked the black off of her. I prefer to have red hair.. I don't know why but I just generally feel more confident with bright red hair I noticed something scary last night watching the lion king. You know how mufasa and scar are the only male lions? Well nala is clearly not scars daughter which means that mufasa would be her father.....so in conclusion Simba and nala are brother and sister ooooooooo. Even before Quebec? I don't see any reason for BCers to not like Albertans If only I had the patience to wait until Thursday What a save by Bobrovsky. 7 hours is a long time One time, my pants and phone were on the bed underneath us, I butt-dialed my boss. I don't think I've ever had it. Or if I did, it was at a friend's house (my Mom doesn't ever buy it). I assure you what i said is not manipulating. I am simply saying that it isnt the truth and that can be proven through research, which i am encouraging you to do. Im not trying to coerce or trick you into it. Thank you :-) on the prep thing it says that it tastes of lemon... But stuff like that never ever tastes like anything alse than bad..... I have two that i need to take within 6hours and drink alot of fluid stuff... Not water... So i Hope mine will clear all out otherwise i hve to do it again LOOOOL HE MADE A LE PEE PEE JOKE Tore the entire railing of our basement staircase out ( 1810? WOW! A fellow redditor who has small feet and is a "lady sneakerphile" such as myself? Spork zombies Almost five-thousand minions died that game... 7.3 million damage dealt over the course of the game. Damn lol. And yet there were only 25 wards purchased that game. How do you even know that? I have no clue which email was attached to my account Rainbow Oaks? /r/wtf has made me more tolerable to decapitation. Or pulled her into the closet to protect her from the fire See vagina,fill vagina I live near There Shoulda seen my face. Wtf did you just do to me ...... This comment made me feel a little uncomfortable I just dug through via lolking and apparently that Yi on your team did over a million damage... Oh. okay... so when you priced it at $30 to $35 you weren't serious? My left eyeball started twitching after the first round This is really creepy, but even worse is when they have the dude who caught the garter put it on the woman who caught the bouquet (and at the family weddings I've been to, they try to make all the women go for it. Why the fuck my relatives thought it was ok to try to make me go join them when I was younger is beyond me. There are people that find that text too fast? **THE EIGHTIES WERE 13 YEARS AGO I left my private college to finish my last year at a Cal State. I have to sit out a whole year of college, but in the end it's going to save me $70,000. Nevertheless, I already work in a corporate environment and everyone thinks not taking on that debt is a mistake??? They also mentioned during the broadcast that there was a "lipstick camera" in the corner of the booth, so it's quite possible they didn't realize that there was a camera on them. At one point later on, the girls actually look straight at the camera like "Oh wait, guys, is that a camera there?? damn thats mind blowing I thought we were talking about you complaining about the people. i was trying to think of something witty to say, but i'm at a loss. I feel like mine's too small and that it needs more to make it complete haha...or maybe I'm just looking for another excuse to turn it into a half/full sleeve. I thought Lux's passive gave vision Listener trolling brought me here Just look at his eyes Hello \ ( Oh. Shit. I... I can't comprehend the sheer amount of awesomeness. wanna sponsor my new gaming rig Not as bad as if it had actually 'ass'ploded. None taken, I get the point you're making. But if all I'm gonna be is "some guy from OKC" even after feeling the chemistry and knowing there's good potential, then that kind of undermines the whole idea of online dating There are other kinds? Yeah, but I guess before that we had stuff like *Beauty And The Beast*, where the moral was "Don't worry girls, if that guy treats you like shit (Or pretty much kidnaps you) It's just because he loves you!" Freezing and then reheating a sandwich sounds absolutely disgusting... Though I suppose you never know until you try If masturbate when you are home alone is weird, does that mean masturbate when everyone's home is normal? Of course. I never thought to could cook an egg in the microwave What happened here? 13 hours and no comments ... expected more insights on this ... no youtube comments I'm not a boy but you made me remember when I was like 5 seeing a little boy and girl my age get naked and pretend to have sex in front of me Oh dang. Thank you guys for your help! I didn't know it was like that, and I am glad someone told me before I kept playing records on it A new baby bump? How the hell does that work? Jesus....all is fair in love and war I don't know why I read that as "curvy horses" Shhh.... By 7 seconds I said to myself, "They worked too hard Holy shit, what's with the stripper heels?? Im not the only one! you bought a starter pack for alt ac.? Now I'm wondering what it means for those who aren't Scottish Username I can wait Im patient Oh, I guess if you're using like ティ as an analogy, pronouncing ゼィ　as "zi" makes sense... but I'm shocked that any Japanese person would borrow the word "improvisation" as "improivizeetion" Lookin at you TheYe ( These usernames ... I'm an idiot. Holy crap. I just tried your build. First game, 15/2/18 After this, i was like "wtf You are telling me, in Wisconsin it is -27 windchill ** This thread is depressing. Existential, nihilistic, escher, srsly? Maybe someone at DICE is sick of going to work 925, creating a game everyone seems to be hating on so much. Kinda like windows vista... I hope this doesn't end in suicides at DICE Why would anybody bother flipping this image? This is nearly identical to the Starcraft 2 ladder I think I will try to figure out some workaround with my Realtek drivers, like switching automatically to stereo mode only for LoL or something. Still it strikes me as a bit odd for such a large game to not support something as universal as surround sound. [](/lpwtf) That is a really wtf story premise the face was Don't be silly, Water would evaporate in hell ! Ye the keys are really weird... I can't download/play it Are those sausage and beer flavored Doritos? So where does the spider webbing come from Dear God... It's not wide open at all I just thought everyone was so pretty in one way or another. T_T It got me into a lot of trouble along with my imagination. I'd see people with naturally black hair and gasp and say, "Are..are you a real sorcerer? ...and she's at Subway. Master is on the sidebar I'm sorry, what? A very generic rule of thumb is: Unless you have a safe secure place to put your baby (sleeping) like a crib, then you take your baby with you. If your child is asleep in its crib and you wanna shower/watch TV then go for it! You need breaks too and obviously you will be able to hear them cry and attend to their need accordingly. I wouldn't leave my baby in my apartment alone ever...like ever. But that is just what I am comfortable with. I have considered the safety of the area I live in (pretty darn safe) and the guilt I would have if by some freak chance something happened to my kid in the few minutes I was unloading groceries/signing for takeout/etc and decided that for me, it's not worth it. A sling is my best friend! Babies do best with constant supervision because they basically try to kill themselves all the time He looks a lot like Dani Pudi (Abed from Community) And now I know why my girlfriend like to smell and lay next to my armpit in bed You haven't played for a while then, have you? It must have been Mushroom clouds... How do you do fluid dynamics without a vector calc background? I listen to a lot of indie rock, and don't have any idea what this is in reference to. Are you me from the future? I promise it was by accident Jelly...bean? Relevant username? Does this mean your hair smells like chocolate? Or cocoa? .... Thanks for the sentiment, but that's not my name on the shipped to thing. Which is weird, this is the second time this has happened to me. I think you mean AMNESIA It's been almost a year?? Where would the Nydus come from if they're invading from space? What is the Lapis Lazuli doing to the Gold? Wow I didn't know whether or upvote this since it was placed in WTF or to down vote this cause WTF. whoa, whoa! Sam Witwer just nonchalantly comments, "I'm working on a Mothra rewrite right now." Wow, that exists So true! I gave this as an answer to my brother in law and my sister who said this - If he ask for an apple- is that also wrong? They looked at me like I'm mentally ill and said Of course not, that's not BREAST. I'm from the US and I've never had a Cadburys egg in my life "Hey, baby! Don't be like that...It's just this psychosis that can violently turn on people at any moment! No big deal! Wanna go out for coffee tomorrow?" I just realized I made a poor choice with words..seeing as how I said "I thought it could have done without [her]) Kettlebells? They are allowed in most tournaments I believe (the tournaments that outlaw random players do so because playing against a random opponent starts the game off with a big inequality in information). Which tournaments specifically were you thinking of that outlawed random players? No, I mean My eyes are WIDE OPEN, LIKE THIS: Thank you :) You've dealt with anxiety almost my entire life span Although it would be a cool thought experiment to imagine a star large enough to create a 700,000 light year-sized nebula Hey I have those same underwear too!!! Cept you got more upvotes for your pic then me for some reason so if you give permission that means it's not rape so are you're turning him down? The Spurs are still paying Robert Horry 6million The last time I watched porn it was about the wrongest thing I'd ever seen. I actually forgot I was meant to be masturbating half way through and just sat there with a Haha! It's amazing how well you can get to know internet strangers. And it's amazing how much info you can leave about yourself without even realizing it Does the nanny remind anyone else of Elyse Levesque? Is it bad that I started reading that in a stereotypical Chinese accent after the first sentence. Can anyone explain what a 100-day birthday is? Oh my.... i actually still have my vibrating nimbus 2000... now i'll never look at it the same way again... what the fuck?!?!! holy shit, really You know who else aged remarkably well? Matthew. Friggin. Lewis. Yeah actually you're right. In reverse! They're in a shopping cart. I am not familiar with shower push butons... im not sure exactly what is going on in this picture. NPH = Neil Patrick Harris. (for those who were like Haha yeah I scrolled all the way to the bottom first to find us, looking in the 20-25 range. I didn't see us so I thought, "oh okay, that's fair, I'm sure we were close to Top 25." Then I saw we were at 12 I thought I was the only one.... except the whole "American people can no more meet the demands of today’s world by acting alone than American soldiers could have met the forces of fascism or communism with muskets and militias." because communism is just as inherently bad as fascism or something. always watching O-M-G Cezik w Rosji! Wow, after reading these comments, I'd have to say that $10 isn't bad after all. Excuse me while I count my blessings. You were told to share them? Just to warn people away from... experimenting with cancer? In case the cool kids pressure them? I don't know who would tell you to share these pics or why. Sounds like a really long day Talking in the third person oh my god, I didn't realize that, that's what the police meant. For some reason, the school board has decided that any amount of sugar leads to diabetes - so pretty much all sugar and all foods over 100 calories can't be sold. This leads to paying 3 dollars for a diet pepsi, and 15 dollars for a shitty little pita. Nick Young.... I wasn't even aware that existed My sister and I grew up saying "co-inky-dink" for "coincidence"...heard JD say it on Scrubs one day and was like Yeah the song is absolutely not. But I saw Aika and I was like Thank god im vegetarian That is an insane price difference! All you get is a VIP hoodie, seating 6 rows in front of others.. and in on Thursday. I don't think that price is justified It might! I need to talk to the professor. It's for a statistics course but he's saying use MyMathLab (and his email is unreachable thus far. I'm a bit weirded out already Took my eyes a little bit to register that when you land, you don't keep going and make another jump Wow our lifestyles and hobbies sound the exact same I think it awesome, but I thought that he had to big buck teeth at first Where the fuck is Winnie the Pooh in all this? Protip: Move somewhere that's inhabitable If it's just sitting in the registry, what's to stop Joe Schmoe from running a community-shared batch file that changes it at will or deletes it altogether? Let's....let's build it Thank you for pointing this out - I rarely look at the actual sauce .... Someone needs anger management. I really don't like to think about what my parents thought about me taking so many showers when I was in jr high. ew At 0:11 somebody off-camera whispers "Who gives a shit?" in a mean voice Yipes There is more than 1 I-275? Is this some sort of trick question? I actually have no idea how far we run after warm up because our coach just tells us to run to different landmarks around town or in the next town over. We also do these things called "teles" (pronounced like British 'tele', but plural) where we jog from one telephone pole to the next, then sprint to the next, then jog, then sprint, etc. for long distances. Those are great for me because I'm not good with judging distance. Also, I still can't convert miles in my head. Shhhhh r/politics could hear you If you know she says yes, doesn't that mean you asked her out before you sent the letter to yourself telling yourself to ask her out? Wait a second! The same two posts are right next to eachother! Which one is the repost? I showed up late to Engineering Ethics (lol?) and as I sat down, my friends look at me and said, "Slowly. Look who you're sitting next to." I was hesitant, but complied and sure enough it was Joshua Nesbitt. I looked right back at them the same way and had the I've had that kinda shit before, wasn't as fucking huge though. I think it may have been the brain. Awesome!.. Thanks! i didn't even know about the man of steel set.. Friend of mine asked if potatoes grow on trees You can play it WITH 2x AA?? At what resolution and with what FPS You said something about a coke dealer coming and selling directly in the office? Jesus Christ, why did I watch the whole thing. You could see what was coming a mile away and yet I kept watching.... That's absolutely ridiculous. How do things like this even exist. MF bought 5 oracles I just lost power to can words oh lordy look at this trainwreck I have to admit though, at the very end, I couldn't help thinking, "How are they going to explain Jean's dead body and Lily's disappearance to the police?" ZOO? With boobs?! Giving up support for older generation cpus that weren't distributed much anyway is all done in the name of progress. As to the 'skewing' of the competition, that's just a fine they give everybody for being too dominant. I'm not an intel-fanboi, but I just can't see any big reasons to hate them. They are really pushing progress, and progress is exactly what I'm looking forward to. Some people will rage at almost anything Even Xspecial was like? It takes 5 Banelings to kill a zealot. It also takes 5 banelings to kill 20 zealots.... I don't think I've used those two words in the same sentence before. Ever. Ah I thought it was a reference to mad-Eye Moody who is always like that laugh I don't even.......I mean.... That if I failed a class, or an entire grade, I wouldn't lose hundreds (or maybe even thousands) of dollars i wonder if he felt any kicks Normally a dog person, but wow. I want one. I play minesweeper on my phone all day every day Sword lunging was a glitch!? Seems like a massive thing to overlook considering how easy that is to do Her eyes get so big and innocent when she's eating. I'm a girl and I don't randomly cry 124 fps Big question. Are these all fighter pets for the carrier? Or are some of these going to actually be frigates? Because if so, does that mean that the feds FINALLY have access to frigate hanger pets? Hopefully one results in a whipit epiphany that your are actually able to remember once reality comes crashing back in. Mine always vanish into thin air...or end up being something along the lines of "Everything starts in the beginning" I just cut off their legs Not really. I put some ice cubes tonight that had warm-hot water in the freezer and within 2-4 mins I shook the ice tray a bit and there was a thin layer of ice forming already on the top of the cube. I think this is because of what Bear Grylls said about the ground taking heat from you. This is true because I had a bowl of hot chicken noodle soup last night and set it on the carpet next to my bed and within 2 mins, the heat was transferred to the bottom of the bowl not the top. Really? Glad you went down a different road, Kirby Jon and Poppy Arin in bed would have been a little weird. It really does 9g of carbs is loads Why does the girl voice in the video linked have an orgasm everytime she speaks? Dat music When will the final be? Don't tell me I misse it It's possible that the universe is two dimensional and that our threedimensionality is just an illusion George Bush? I dont know, it suddenly was there I'll never sleep again... I would run a mile hahaha A guy close to 30 years old told me something like "Dude, you didn't know that if you leave syphilis untreated it evolves into AIDS ?" Lord, I knew we were poor...but Chinese import poor? You feel old? We're on Now 84 in Britain, I'm 21 and can remember Now 36! Unless... they're releasing them 14 years later in America The third to last was I was like It's amazing how you pick the worst hairstyles for your face shape. You'd be surprised what I can do on an EEb tuba OMG this describes me exactly Oh right... now it make perfect sense That is a lot of money That reminds me... must sort out travel insurance before trip to the states!! I l o v e t h i s d o g ( You're engine is still at stock level Now I want to know who your step-mom is. Im pretty sure this is kolbe Doesn't work in Firefox or IE... By the way, only 3 modes? wow, thats stupid good. I'd be happy with a site that made .0025 cent a second. How does making thresh melee make him stronger? Astromacia? I remember you! You were like first comment, ever But I guess if you don't have welding-grade shipping goggles for that pair... I wouldnt say it was a 100% conscious decision whilst dreaming, but i had been working on my car (90' Ford thunderbird SC :]) and i realized i was dreaming while working on my car in dream. Yet i simply continued switching out my radiator, and changed the serpentine belt. Was scarily realistic but i had never touched either of those parts on my car yet. I know right I hate that game My names Peter. You're right. Time to get off of reddit. Wow your lessons are different lengths and things move around??? I would go crazy from lack of constant structure if I studied at your school Delllllliiiiiicccciioouuusssssssss O_O I'm pretty sure they stay at a fixed point. Although because they are constantly fucking up space and time, is it possible that they are in multiple places at once? I had that problem too, except the therapist didn't care what I believed. She was like, "Well why don't you look at different things and choose what resonates with you?" I was pretty shocked. I said, "Because then I know for *sure* it's all a lie because I'm just making it up..." The fuck did i just watch? you can turn other people into vampires!?!? I would not have the patience to do any of that. What the fuck is he in the sixth picture Nuke A has 4, arguably 5 entrances, maybe arguably 6 entrances I can imagine since I see your botany tag lol. But the question is nagging... how does one simply "dry" out a dead collie in a fume hood. I feel as though we are the same person! I didnt even know people downvoted out of jealousy And yet... What if we had aborted Hitler? I wouldn't touch some of those fully clothed much less naked.... Shave it? Like, no hair Its just a re-Skin of Battlemaster gear Freaky eyelids what are they trying to teach??? Nice, though the colour They gave him a very angry-looking face No care. OP's image comes up And yet you use the wrong meme? Ah, but is it silver with black stripes, or black with silver stripes?? oh danng i'm the opposite I found this to be really engaging I know, weird right? Even weirder, it's half past 8 now I...wha? That;s incredibly short I hope your wife doesn't know your Reddit handle Seriously, we need a new type of builders club! Lets call it Epic builders club! you make 85 R$ a day, and it costs 25.99 1 month! 2 colors will be blue and green, you get 4 gear, the ones you get for buying OBC plus an Epic pie (makes everyone within 50 studs dance with an epic face). they will get the ability to make 150 places, and join 150 groups! Weren't all these things Peer-to-Peer for Saints Row? Oh my god. It says 920 right now... and btw, damn, you post a lot of creepy pms. Are you scarlett johansson? how can you get that many creepy messages Woah I enjoy watching Dota... Seriously, we need a new type of builders club! Lets call it Epic builders club! you make 85 R$ a day, and it costs 25.99 1 month! 2 colors will be blue and green, you get 4 gear, the ones you get for buying OBC plus an Epic pie (makes everyone within 50 studs dance with an epic face). they will get the ability to make 150 places, and join 150 groups! I think this belongs here /r/nosleep If we lived under water, would we have used armored whales? DYK that Gangplank is Singed's counter top? W to cleanse poison How.. What?! "Eeeeh, okay! Good day to you too.... hehehe"! You should see some of the trim HEeeessss a Keeper But then there would have been no more of the story, no books, movies, etc and we wouldn't even be having this conversation right now. Whoa They seemed to have mixed a lot of inter-preference terminology...i.e. rimjobs...makes me think about if they are expressing their own internal battles What headlights are those? They are mesmerizing ear cheese is disgusting, worse then toe jam and belly button lent A couple of the heads look Photoshopped on #1 has a cape. Creepy Is that a compliment? the albino is the blacks guys dad? Oh my god, get out of my head. when my then-fiance (now husband) and i would drive to SLC to visit my parents for a weekend, we would usually leave on a Sunday. my family was always scandalized that we would usually stop to eat out on the way home, thus breaking the sabbath. What the fuck kind of fish is that 2nd to last photo? That thing could swallow her whole Awesome! I'm tagging you as 'might be a serial killer' Hey, that happened to me one time! Only she was the one driving. Are they like, shrinky dinks? I can't tell what they're made of Your username 2lbs under my minimum so far this time at 32 weeks, but last time I was about 25 over what the fuck? Those eyes!! WHEW. I was so worried for a minute there. I had a feeling it was a massive troll when I saw a link that said Down's syndrome is a lifestyle choice. I fractured my heel, torn two ligaments and a tenden in my foot while playing soccer, I thought I'd only twisted my ankle or something so I didn't get a podiatrist to look at it until I was fully fed up with it (About three months, including country week soccer; two games a day for five days). I had x-rays that showed nothing because the fracture was in the dead centre of my calcaneus and I needed a CAT scan. For the ligaments and tendens I needed an ultrasound, which was pretty awkward, I was eleven, I thought they were only for breast cancer and babies Oh wow! That is quite heavy duty. I didn't see any with wheels, which is what I'm looking for, and I did go partially blind trying to read their yellow text on white background of the website. How long has it taken him to get this far? Surely Santa Monica, Malibu, Venice, The beach cities and well, all of the LA coastine isn't too far from the water "It will, trust me" ....10 mins later... Two of them have unusuals... Training to at least 13.1 would be good I think. For my first half my longest run was just over 10 and I finished a bit over 1:54. I was confident enough I could finish, but the last 2 miles of the race hurt like hell and I probably could have finished a few minutes faster if I'd trained longer. I think the plans that peak at 10 are for people who just want to be able to finish. I heard a guy on the bus the other day talking about how he was going to try to run a half with a max training run of 8 miles Thank you so much!!! Yeah most of my childhood is pretty much gone too. Mmmmm, this really reminds me of a game. Was it like.... The Stairwell? It looks so familiar. Wait, you think the Catholic Church is moral? Guys. Guys im 14. How could the majority (i.e. over 50%) not be the largest? You...got forced out of support? you were at 18g and got scalpelled straight to 7/16? Lolita by Nabkov and Wealth of Nations by Smith. The former was 1:2 book:notes ratio (its very dense reading), and the latter had run on PARAGRAPHS They have literally the same exact nose, and smile, and... *hair* i dont understand...how do they cum like rivers Your friend has a pet owl?! It's so beautiful They had to tape the sides with duct tape to hold it together. Another teenager knows Emerson, Lake, and Palmer... yeah that whole history of blood clots certainly isnt a harbinger of possible problems in the future. Oh. My. Fucking. Fuck. Why is it so pointy?!!?!? Gahhh! I want to ask, Mirena or Paragard, but it probably doesn't make a difference does it? I've been planning to get one of these when I can afford it but I keep reading so many horror stories There... is no link to the videos, and or your channel? What's with the The fan just looks a little dusty.... that couldn't POSSIBLY be the reason it's not blowing right ...and suddenly coca~c0la is reborn to be HC rebellion and accepted. Well done. We can't have those in NY, just like we can't have the ruger charger. According to the 1994 awb, it weighs too much to be a pistol so we can't have it. Girl, you lookin GOOD. Another building on fire in this video. Is it weird that even though I've never had a stroke, that I know of, I have these exact issues with speech, tangents, keeping focused, not being able to think of words and not finishing stories. Mine too Wait this isn't actually 80 000 pages, is it? Why was that link purple? I have no idea why I misspelled that That's too low, unfortunately. Why are you collecting one color? I've never really understood this (no such blocks at my office), but how can you not have access to links and still be able to browse the giant time sink of reddit? Christ that's well done TIL that THQ stands for Toy Head Quarters maybe its earth O_o That was the WW2 generation, which came before the boomers. You're mixing up your old people Mother of god... How...exactly did you pay for all this? He seems to be smooth "down below". Like a ken doll If she lived in the ghetto she would have said they were all right Earthbound HD? Is... Is this real? Is that... a Spear in Skyrim? it's like you know me! Really? Holy fuck, rebooting into Mac OS and doing this again. Suh + Stafford + Johnson = $50 Million Jesus Christ. That's a lot of money Unless you secretly go 2 the same school er, okay I do that almost every day! And yes its 5:00am here and I have class today! I once said "4 chicken boobs please" to the butcher at the counter in Whole Foods. I was never that red before and I've never heard a butcher laugh that joyfully before I just love walking by the fancy candy/pastry section of a local grocery store... there is a big sign on it which states that one may use a LINK card to purchase those delicacies. This is our world now, and those 'founding fathers' are dead. Ok, with that info your original comment seems more, how should I say, Negatively Positive? Holy mother of Christ but...is there syrup?!? Your backwards thinking will get you nowhere in life. I really suggest you do a little self-reflection before you go calling everyone else a dick. I'm sure your god wouldn't be too happy with you right now.. I like that image! I truly wonder what the hell happened there though Wait, they made a videogame about us? what happens if it's three times? I think "Welcome to Dota, You Suck" is great, but if it is supposed to be *short* then what constitutes a long guide? Why not? Nintendo did better in this Nintendo Direct than they did last E3 I don't teach, but my little brother says I look exactly like his high school history teacher what... are you... even... talking about This happened to me too! That is wonderful So what you're saying is.. less boobs? ahhh, otay. i actually have it on bluray, but never watched it Of course. You havent? I thought it was a truck stop They're angels 95% of the time, but they make up for it in the other 5%! Hvorfor får de penge fra staten? I'm watching you ..So going by your experience I'll have to double my age before this kind of thing settles out? No one else gets the log in errors or "Error connecting to server" really often? the scars are remnants of skin repair. i still don't see my cracked tooth repairing itself in any manner. I think this just might be a repost Brewmaster The one thing? i love the back dimples well, depending on the number of people he threatened this could make him go to jail for 2-8 years that has to be the most downvotes i've seen on /r/LeagueofLegends What version of Temple Run is that? Buttered poop... I love the structure of erlang but those line endings.... Or anyway, you don't hear about when it doesn't lol yeah, it is. As I got older I realized how creepy Mr. Rogers was too. Of course, I never really liked him when I was little either. I just watched it to see the kitty puppet haha! Its weird the things you notice as you are older. Like, The Neverending Story is creepy the relationship between the flying...dog...dragon..? And the fact I was allowed to watch Ren & Stimpy growing up... I wouldn't mind if she stalked me. I'm not sure if it's just the camera angle but for some reason your head does not look like it belongs on your body And you haven't been to a brain doctor about this? A signal jammer could set my phone ablaze? isn't a dandelion a weed? I've always killed them on purpose in my yard jeez, I always thought that I was a grower but I'm about 5.9"/4.75" flaccid (8/5.5 erect) It has a second pronunciation of "flas-id" on the page... tho I've never heard the first one before either You forgot that creepy looking people are first hired Thank you so much foe this You're still supposed to rub it in Nice. I didn't know Blizz employees submitted stuff to reddit Blizz employee? How do you know this? where do you live? What if really could care less? The most beautiful, disturbing thing I've seen in quite a while Actually, I'm just a beer nerd from the US. Oh wait, was that sarcasm? Everytime he plays Nidalee is going to get banned. You guys are making me feel like a whore. The turbos aren't even connected to the intake Is that Female-to-Male? $130?!?? That is a super special level of ridiculous yes yes we can There's more than 1!? What were those helium spheres for anyways? Who cares? It's not hurting anyone and it's none of your business. Kinda like gay couples ... but it does need an explanation. .... I use tinted moisturizer. (Though my go-to brand, CG, is now marketing their tinted moisturizer as a "BB cream"... without changing the formula [](/sweetcelestia) as opposed to...a sophisticated hoe? actually, she does.. woah What if...there was no god? The Crimson Chin would be jealous of that.. Yep, this is the first thing I thought of too.... cannot unsee (" (" I'll probably never climb Everest, but it would be neat to climb one of the high peaks...or something close. I've only ever made it to the peak of a few of the Adirondacks. Thanks. Ow yeah... Now that you say that, it's from my birth year OH NOES~! handses? nothingses? hmmm unfair... the ring??? Your point is wrong however, it appears that i have lost the ability to downvote on /r/askhistorians now, do you know why? Oscar's Fish Tacos in North PB on Turquoise That's really fucked up... Samurai Champloo for me also. UPVOTED Must not be true or the mods would take this down... or maybe they want us to think that. 173 quid a WEEK ?! WHAT THE FUCK. I wanna go work to London in September but prices are SO CRAZY there, even with a 40k job I don't think I'd be able to live in London... I watch to much porn...I recognize that house... That's an impressive amount of weight in so short a time. Whoa, they're not joking. "Likes"? Who on earth makes the bed and *doesn't* tuck the sheets under the mattress? How do you get them to behave then? Idiocracy I'm handcuffed to Switzerland for life. I'm starting to think everyone from iceland is just fucking with us Beginning a practice of daily meditation, and a regular practice of silent retreat, gave me a moment of clarity unlike any I had ever had before in my life. This happened to me at the age of 45, and up to that point I always thought that there was something fundamentally wrong with me. I was raised Catholic. it only lasted for 27 mins? Oh god THIS IS A THING my 3 yr old nephew peeing in a tub of butter and then placing it back in the fridge. I've seen them on kingsnake.com....for 400$ ...but... why...I mean.. wha... Heyyy thats not too far from me Minecraft cartridge Next you'll be telling him there's a way to extinguish his team mates who are on fire So freakin cute! And so freakin yummy! I don't like fonts in new version. Bold makes it hard to read because everything melts into glaring mess. Condensed font for OP/subreddit name also looks out of place and plain ugly. As a result we have tiny tiny OP name and big big title. Very bad combination. It looks as bad as new JB clock widget: Ryze support isn't troll Good Grief! Those parents are real nut jobs! I would want it....if I understood what it meant. I didn't know the Stone Roses were back together. I still don't understand the season 2 elo system yet Genius. Well reading Hush as a trade I thought it held together really well, maybe it would've been a little different through monthly issues. I see your point about red herrings but I loved the relationship dynamic with Catwoman so Heart of Hush sounds cool. And as far as Return of the Joker, dat ending first day of rain? No, wait... I think he's serious. 1) how does all the streamers deal with manahungry? they all have mana (after auras) for like 2-3 uses of their skills but still they spam it, not even using autoattack. so how they do it? 2) why i dont see anyone playing bow ranger? ranger sucks? Family showers together. What, nobody else? ...What if that turned out to be an actual bottle of Windex? How about Coat of Arms is always out? on Chinese new year of course so kinder products are not available everywhere? When I was in middle school we had a shop teacher whose nickname was "Twinkie" because he would grab you around the nape of your neck, grip hard, and steer you away from whatever shit you were getting into and back to your seat, away from the problem. That particular grip was called a "Twinkie" - his was like iron. It was very effective, and instilled terror in the average 8th grader. Of course that's laying a hand on a kid, something that happened all the time back in the day, but these days would generate a lawsuit in a heartbeat because after all, we don't want to hurt the little snowflake, *even though he's doing something really stupid right next to a running table saw*. Wow, thanks everyone! I've got all the screws and whatnot...I took it apart myself at the Salvation Army I got it from earlier today. I'm just worried I won't remember where everything goes because a lot of the pieces are the same size-ish Oh my god... My neighbor when we were in high school told me she wasn't allowed to watch lilo and stitch since it had "men in skirts"... 90% Platinum... What? I'm pretty sure I play normal ranked games and my winrate is 47% Sorry, I meant to type Skank King Jesus Why is Oshawott enjoying it so much? I had read something on twitter about the music but didn't have any idea what it was about. Until I heard it Or more interesting......... It's the real thing That lipstick. Did you know there are religious scientists But... they don't have eyes there.... Legitimately looks like someone I know. This is too weird... Can't tell if it's him... I thought this was the guy from temple run someone, please give this guy an automail cup That was my plan. Hahahahah! Spock on DS9 How do they hold their own poop in? The body over you thing and the drawings of it creeped me right out good Give us a bit of a background around him saying "Zimbabwe" because I don't ever recall him saying that Wait... Underwater? That happens??? Indeed, my cat fights. In fact, my cat, having been rescued, spayed, and declawed, will hiss as soon as she is put on the vet's table I too would really like to know the answer to this... right now all I can think of is 'because I'm crazy and I can' they...arent anymore? Well, that's terribly awkward That we know of ... What? Where did you live in Tokyo? You found my profile I see going this big with such a weak SSD By crap calories I just meant the ratio of calories taken in to the effects of fullness. Eating my calories at Mcdonalds will not keep me feeling as full as say calories from vegetables or fruits (which is what I normally eat). But if what you say is true (which it is) then I guess the only thing I have to worry about it that moment ~12 hours from now when I come to regret my decision For some reason I expected a dad holding his son and his son holding his son all in the same picture V8 splash You mean the new ones with Christian Blale you have not seen?? Dafuk hahaha! xD Sleeping on moving vehicles is my forte. In fact, sleeping anywhere is my forte.. I can't keep awake to save my life. I don't think most people realize what they did is what they should have never done in season 3. And that was nerfing our bread and butter the holy Phantom dancer. It only brought by us Ad carries, no ad bruiser or assassin benefits as greatly from it as we do. So they nerf attack speed, ad carries become weaker what does everyone do? Flock to nunu for attack speed. What Does riot do, nerf fucking nunu. So you stood up against the bully, later that day you asked for the girl's number and after texting that day you started a relationship :P? Boy that escalated quickly Same idea, same format Couldn't you get a doctor's note or medical alert sheet? 2118 Diamond This is how DLC works though Wow I didn't and I played the game... I actually thought that wallpaper is a photo made by fans... Higher? Getting contradicting opinions. Ah, that's scary not since my friend showed me /r/rule34. "I think I crashed your plane." Finishing a line decapitates the cats. I just saw this post with 3 hours posted and 33 comments Did you make an account just for this comment? Omg! I am glad you are safe though but wow, I might have shat my pants if I was in that situation Jesus christ, that's crazy Am I the only one who thought the very first picture was an eyeball? No offence but Kerp looks like 12 Thats a girl Subliminal messaging. Beta keys go out so fast, having a hard time keeping up. At least you can avoid them.. but change low level mobs to ... Lvl 80 Risens ... my parents? well... something blew up We all have one but mine is a little stuffed animal (from the movie lion king basically) that I've had since birth. Hell, my dad got it for me before I was born so, come to think of it, it's older than me. I don't see why I wouldn't. So she's privately kinky (or my dad is The recipe only calls for 1/2 cup of bunny... Tu m'etonnes que je ne m'en souvenais plus tiens, ca fait un moment Holy shit, you got that in a week? It really does ruin relationships too. Well not ruin, but I had this boyfriend once upon a time (hard to believe, I know! whaaaaaaat? I've never heard that. i shower at least once a day. i have once got a dream that seems realistic for me and there's a girl that i haven't seen before in my life then bla bla bla.. then i saved her life and she hugged me, idk but the hug seems very realistic that i can literally felt that she actually hugging me irl , seems very odd to me I bet that ass could crack a walnut TIL of course i could.. Hah, that's good. Considering this got filtered out of /r/atlanta's /new posts for some reason. Darksiders 2 sold as much as Dead Space 2 did. Whats the problem? It's sad to think 4 paragraphs qualifies as a "wall of text". What have we come to, when just 4 paragraphs requires an apology in advance? OMG IT'S SO FLUFFY! Fingernails Wasn't rolling back patched recently? i saw a lulu (ap) go up against that lane in a game a few days ago actually, did very well (with help of the jungler of course). I was really suprised haha Tom Cruise is in it, and Penelope Cruz is too. And hear me out lol. I know Tom Cruise isn't a good actor lol but this movie is actually really good. Like, its on my top list of must see movies. When my boyfriend told me he thought it was an awesome movie I gave him the How'd you type that upsidedown "H"??? There's a demon spawn with red eyes in the background Holy crap... The electoral votes... i have really been considering the fast back for awhile now, in 3 years ive had my top down for a total of an hour Mmmmm, dat Garand But das Boot in german is a boat ... seriously? Ho-oh is a peacock How much did they pay for the game? I know right?! I have to keep remind myself babies develop at a different pace. He barely holds my gaze but when there's a new face in town, he's all This is awesome but disturbing at the same time Haha my thoughts exactly... The others can use it for science. I'm just going to use it to masturbate too. Repeatedly. Throughout the day. Yeah I am sure our experiences were wildly different then. Being white over there gets you very different treatment from what I could see And how do I suppose to do that with mouse? Don't worry, Mines out of date. We have so many lists now O_O O_O O_O O_O I hack two portals from my desk two sessions a day. I actually get personally offended if someone attacks it, The code itself wouldn't be slow, it's just what the code *does* that's slow... Im scared No problem! I'm dying to get Why Not Zoidberg too, but Shiro just put out a Hobbit collection and I think I need all full sizes, so the Intertubes will have to wait So... beautiful > descubres que hay algo peor que “brígido”... “trígido”!! wtf Are you on Vilya? Cheers. Thanks to Dale-SEC, it's seen a bump in views. I think prior to this it was at 60. Now it's at ~330 You talked to him? Yes, let's have schools teach from a playwright in a history class instead of a literature and grammar class, the two subjects that actually have something to do with Shakespeare's line of work and the fields he affected, but whatever.... history class would completely make sense I find it strange that you completely misunderstood the point of my posting. Ohdeargod....I'm just gonna adopt. I didn't know that, either. What's wrong with that? you were afraid it'd fall into the wrong hands... So you put it on reddit? ME TOO the sound/thought makes me shudder. The fear that follows is that I will then step on the clippings in my bare feet I didnt know, I clicked Oh I'm not worried about it, just haven't tried yet. I think porcupine meatballs are gonna be my first go with it PPatt has 7 rebounds in the first half... D&D isn't just awesome for math, my vocabulary seriously improved after playing. table top rpgs should be taught in school That is my dream collection From seing infections all day long as a nurse. YES! IT IS INFECTED D: lol. No need to be a nurse to see it tho.... They are evolving... It's not worth ittt! There's nothing worse than a client that says 'hehe I tried to cut it myself' Its like an exploding sun of deliciousness Jacob Marley? That happens in the movies a lot doesn't it? Everyone is now Japanese Thank you very much for you're response Mysuperlove Dude when they did that to the moon I was like. I'm almost done with Green Mars right now and got to the part with Deimos. Also How did you read Dune in two days where in the world do you redditors get these images for these moments? or do you just look through the internet for that special scene just for that comment You should have cancer by now. I don't think there's anything inside... I think there's a small hill in the front entrance their eyes are upvotes and downvotes Plot twist: His brother's account(s) are still signed in Wow... Blood toxins? Never heard of this so friggin good I'm a guy, and that's.... that's different... My boyfriend (26) thought that until I cleared it up. By making a joke about dumb guys who know nothing about women's anatomy. Yikes! They're great until you have a wet dream. The "Brown bear" costume.. I know you introduced yourself...I wonder what happened to it. What the hell? impossible I came here wondering the same thing. What in god's name is this How the fuck do you hold your controller? Sun's Guns One time, when I was in second grade, class had just ended and the teacher was walking out with us. I asked her where she was going and she said "Home. Isn't that where you're going?" I was so confused and surprised, I asked her, "You have a home?! I thought you just stayed at the school, showered in the bathrooms, ate dinner in the cafeteria and crawled under the desk at night to sleep Whoa damn!! I think you need to cover up before you start breaking hearts! Weird man... My battery is also at 51% Are you Skynet? What was fucked in this process? Sounds more like a night terror. you were riding a trainer when it was warm outside Why do you have a macro named "naked"?? What does it do?? I read it North Korean player... I was like.............. Not sure if euro sign refers to major windfall...or a euro Looks like Weird Al... smokin jesus titty cinnamon, Summer Glaus legs What? You can't? How many different types of births are there? lets just agree, this is creepy for many reasons HAHA! You made me double check what i had originally posted Who knew there were so many Dark Tower fans on /r/NBA 8500 per week? Is this in Orlando?! What did you do to the poor figure that it bent like that Also, is it fully free? You mean to tell me the sound in the video was all you? But do remember the story though? It went something like an Indian was talking to his son about fear, and at the end he says become the wolf..... Maybe I'm going crazy Good to know - I have an order on the way from them, and if I need to return any of it, I'll do it fast. As someone with around 4000 sniper rifle kills in BC2, the snipers were nerfed in every single way in BF3 so I have no idea what you are referring to 1 girlfriend? That's 1 more than I've had Pokemon online...to be honest, I've never tried. I truied pokemon MMORPG and it was ever so slightly frightening. It could very well be someone's kitten. My mum pulled a kitten off our roof one night, we live in a block of flats so it was pretty damn high up. He was meowing outside of the window. His owner had left her window open and he escaped. I kept him overnight and while my two cats were like 'wtf Who? At first I was like...this isn't trippy. Then I was like Yes, bad timing is absolutely what caused this. me too, I had zoomed in to read the letters then i saw black zoom out no black... ok zoom back in there it is again????zoom back out Huh, that's very weird! "oh this is nice... what was that?.... lol.... *what was that*?!....... I've never done a rattata challenge personally, but I've seen others do it. There was even a Magikarp run one time I want to give you the biggest hug possible in the world It's called spoilers for a reason you idiot. It's like watching Clannad and know Nagisa is going to die from the start. haha I met my current boyfriend on OKCupid...I also got chlamydia there... My dad's from yorkshire [](/lpspittake) well.. that's... something... I agree, my sexuality is a part of who I am but that's just it; it's just a part. I have friends whose whole life is gay- everything is gay. They go on gay vacations, stay in gay hotels, go to gay places to eat, gay clubs, gay clothing stores, gay gay gay. I have a gunmetal VAMO and have been looking for an 18350 Mod. I just put an order in for the gripper at Mavapes last night. T-Minus exactly seven days and I can play it. ....*It's the Illuminati* She's got her own kids, remember? Our spawn is always protected, this isn't true american cheese slices? It's like Morgan Freeman... I can't read it normally I hate it, but I want so badly to love it. :/ I just want a mobile Linux device with a physical keyboard capable of running some desktop software like apt, gcc, and vim for starters. I'd pay retarded amounts of money to run Apache from my phone. Oh... I always just assumed it was Jack Black the actor When I was a kid, I used to wonder, what if I could enter someone else, then I'd be THEM. But if I am them, then I'm not me. Then I would be someone else. Then I realize this is simply how things are. People are different entities. false, it's from korea Just looked them up on Discogs and all I can say is 18000+ ppl ahead in the queue... what the hell darius royally shits on fiora **[NEW] - Bloodbags now has an infection chance.** Also, looks like a little boy is taking the picture! See reflection for reference. Is she running 2 dual coils(quad) or just 2 looped coils(dual)? That's a crazy amount of vapor, but it looks like it's punishing to vape based off her facial expressions Support network? Indeed, first time I heard that you need to pay to receive calls was a year ago, I was stunned weird, I posted this earlier and it's not on the front page Only 2 hours? Daaaamn, impressive Compensation for lack of sounds. What do I get if it isn't? >dunk and spunk... Nooo! I mustn't look! I...I... booooooobs..... Zhonya's is buffed. Doesn't lag for me. Sidenote: How and why do you have so much flux. Whats that guy doing while riding! THE THINGS I'VE SEEN Just looked him up because I've never heard of him.. He's in Magic Mike. Must see this movie now. ...are you seriously saying that an editorial should be the same as a factual report? i died once and looked at the deathrecap, it said akali did 116 dmg to me, there was no akali in the game. Ah, fair enough. OP didn't mention where he lived. In your country then, if a machine malfunctions and lethally overdoses a cancer patient with radiation, he gets no compensation whatsoever, and no one is held liable? You wanted us to look at her hair? *Spoiler* The real reveal in ending 2 is that Vaas left the Rakyat because Citra tried to force him into an incestuous relationship. You also bought generations? How can a dead person go to jail They have a stripper pole there at the house where this video was shot? Hey! Maybe he's posting from beyond the grave. I wonder why My god, imagine how terrible and foul that must smell you're such a friendly mod, thanks so much! These failed takedown attempts should really be penalized and frowned upon by the judges... You'll get used to it... and then you will like it. ...this was surprisingly the most helpful Dem splashes What did I just read The question that the asker is asking will have answer [no since he/she asks in the did 'he' die not did the dog die. But in this riddle the question is evidently did the dog die! This makes them practically different (or so I think).](/sp) Moreover the link has no clear cut answer which as you said only confused me more Yes I remeber I stopped for a job drug test for 2 months and my friends always had at least 2 ozs and smokes so much when I started back I was like Yeah as soon as the nausea was gone and I was no longer starving I was like... let's go!! LOL! No clue how my vagina suddenly became a penis though... And hey, we're almost through the FIRST MONTH OF THE YEAR. God damn Cardboard accidentally rubbing against unshaved legs. But he has written a few of the episodes. 5 keys for an unusual whut Building tryn with mana That morning sun photo... why DO you have that much IP? i mean, nothing costs more than 6.3k... Two autofocus 50-135 f/1.8's with constant aperture Thet's not a cat. It's a mini tiger. Do herring actually have teeth like that? Yeah, I assumed everyone around the world did this Wow. That's pretty damn cheap. I DEFINITELY didn't notice this before, and I rewatched almost every episode like 4 times over at least It's ludicrous when you compare it to the stats of similar weapons, especially the thrust. The thrust is faster windup than spear, more damaging, equivalent range, and has a wider damage tracer so it's easier to land hits with. And it can combo. Thanks. I've never heard of mammals doing parthenogenesis so I was like That's quite....convoluted that thing almost insta-gibbed my lvl50-mechro in playthrough 1 You had ONE job Theon, ONE job. And you actually did it Damn Logo on battery caps? yeah..... a picture of me is in that list and it's definitely not nude hahaha Growning Oh damn. Wanna be in that bed The thumbnail is not the image I was expecting thank you! another high level was trying to pick it up but i got it i dont remember a dimitri in that book I play Singed as a main in ranked and if i manage to lure 5 people top and no objectives ever get taken down And if you were born in 2000, you're 13... Oh my god, I just realized that too. That is just what I was thinking DId you take this screenshot with a potato or something? how is he even platinum with a maxrating of 1800? Good lord. Why would you be offended? You were wearing a cow costume. That is absolute shit. I want this on my wall All those abbreviations... How/why do you know this? Wow look at all those consoles The only wired part of Pandora is that the island is a giant turtle. Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on in this picture? Where is all that stuff coming from, and why is there now a giant tunnel where the vag used to me Clearly, most of us are not doing stuff like this. I support tagging them with what they specifically did. Two in this thread just got tagged. One is a transphobe and the other one apparently called me a cis hater Wait... so where do all the fashion intersted gays hangout Wow, how did you manage to sell a basically useless tablet for $200 !? So what happened with Mat Zo? Read some bouncer kicked him out holy crap that's creepy. This is where Scientology screws the pooch. Advertising total 'freedom' but you're not able to criticize. Eh...ok? No I didn't. Updated with some listings for size 14... and 17. I like how the match percentage goes up too... lol Very nice! Now to master more than the first two positions .... I'm sorry, but all I got from that was "what". However, I can almost pronounce every letter in that sentence... I think Frank Gore might secure a HoF bid. I mean...he surpassed Roger Craig Just standard everyday push ups and sit ups dead space I'm really curious as to why It's a rare day when there's a Studio Ghibli film I did not know about. I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS! That hood... Is it different..? Why would you leave E on level 1. People had sleep overs in high school? I thought that was like a middle school thing umm.... wow I would maybe go as vinyl scratch but maybe not......... > butt munchers I'm nit even able to do that with Iron It still gives ALL of your creatures Vigilance without having a gate. I think A friend just reported being connected on someone else's account dafuq Why? What does he do with the other 9 minutes? So Froggen was singing with AL These parts looks like plastic prosthesis. OMG I just visited that site and How can she *walk* with knees like that? That's weird. Wait... The telomerization from Mr.Nobody wasn't an invented word, and is actually relevant? holy !@#$ my comment makes me look like complete trash without that context... No. No, I am not. What the fuck. No Amnesia? what is up with all these TP? God, this sounds almost impossible to get Tier 4 Use it to teach the federal government how to save monies? All I could imagine was their faces on the two dead scientists. wtf is up with that thumb Who downvotes the Qur'an? Not gonna lie, I...adore this. Entirely. Too much At first I thought the headline said MTF and wondered why the pictures were all out of order. >Sometime during my day a few days ago, noticed a small scratch on my arm. Ignored it, went to play some ME3 and got the Harrier 1 in a PSP. Wow was that gruesome Hmmm... not sure about that part Chrono needs to be bothered Oh my god... You're beautiful The placebo effect is something people generally try to forget and not think about. That way (hopefully), it can be used more favorably in the unsuspecting. Confusingly and paradoxically, there was some research recently that seemed to indicate that the placebo effect continued to work whether a person realized they had been given a placebo or not. I assume that much of the medication people take, especially psych meds operate on "unknown" principals of action. People feel different when they take them, I know from personal experience. But it's still up to each individual person to determine, to a certain extent, how they choose to react (voluntary placebo effect) to different substances. Yellow is the "get ready" colour. Without it how do you get ready?!? Multiple orgasms? ...this might be my former apartment... Your language has 5 genders. Whoa... OK shackles are out Reaction: I think my lack of belief was inherent in my personality. As a child, I wanted to believe in God and fit in like everyone else I knew, but my little head and heart wouldn't allow me. My family’s religious beliefs/practices always felt strange to me. My freind lives in west end, which is the hippie WTF suburb of Brisbane. Once i saw a 60 year old man with a beard dressed in a purple and green tight dress, with lacy tights and bright pink doc martens. On top of that, he was walking out of a replica of the mystery van. Sweet mother of Jesus Jimmy Christ the Second, what an absolutely stunning photo Poor cat Thanks a lot. Is there a way we can get a list of all the skins we have on our account or is the divas match the main event Twinkies as the borders??? Wtf..... and uhhh packers and steelers? When I was like 6 years old, we were living with my aunt she had one of those in the bathroom and I used to play with it in the bath I saw that and had to do a triple take plus rewinding a few times... I still have a lot of those. As a 2 hand marauder player i'm so jelly. his eyes are bulgy.... WHAT Those are horrible tits... Holy shit, serious? wait... so... Punk holds the title for 400 some days and is beaten by a part timer? There are so many downvotes in the comments. i sorta agree. Although the brutal honesty can be refreshing sometimes too. Also I guess I kinda am drawn to some of the extreme self loathing dark humor that goes on there from time to time. I don't know maybe I am just weird There was a video of him doing this?! I.... I know him... this is weird. I don't think it would be creepy... honestly, if the woman is *posting her measurements on the internet*... how is it creepy that you looked at them? ( Well. All your stuff would burn. Your family might go bankrupt. You could trip and break your leg and die in the fire. . . Why would you want to burn your house down? I thought the "Popcorn" in the front page was Porn and I was like You wanna explain why that exists? Does it play the same things twice? Not even once Hmmm so I realized you were right and that I don't know enough about PoE to be commenting on it like this, so I tried to delete my original comment thinking it would delete the whole sub comment section. But, being new to Reddit, didn't realize it would just say deleted...now it looks weird lol. At first I didn't think he was wearing gloves She should have dropped a Fire Keeper Soul. Oh it was. I...don't get it Um... But what if my iPhone 5 came unlocked already 3.5 is too low. Dat...dat pony hoof... I just turned 25... I'm guessing OP is an artist and sells their work on EBay... "**TIL** dickpics exists" *yeeeahhhh, sure... Really? I get 300+ IP every game I win, with at least 170 games that I lose It looks like hell froze over... Blizzard games... on sale? I'm not sure if you can explain this, but when i had one, it seemed to keep it's size relative to the tank. It was 3 inches for two years. My family ended up giving him to our cousins who happened to have a larger tank, and that motherfucker grew to be 9 inches That's not all she doesn't have So if you had someone trolling champion select you couldn't leave it at all? You really didn't think that one over did you? First thing thought was "Open your Mind Quade" from total recall since it looks kinda like the cat is coming out of her stomach Lulz.... the warm snap we had earlier was nice while it lasted This post is 100% what I would have said. I'm worried that I've got a clone out there somewhere now! When I first clicked the link, it said it was $79.99 That's *exactly* what I do. And I'm usually running on empty by the time evening rolls around. It's miserable, but something that must be done. He took Annies soul Sucht euch ein Zimmer ihr beiden! The hell is a Quango how the hell did i miss it Damn, that's crazy to think about! At first I thought it was a dialog... Then I realised The droids are quite ridiculous right now. I like the buff but this is ridiculous. They can solo lane a turret I've noticed that as well... and yet I've never seen anyone smoking before on Star Trek That toe story just made me draw my feet up into my chair...horrifying I believe the saddest line in that video was from that teenage girl regarding what she wanted to be when she grew up. Never considered what she wanted to be I started seeing corkis max E first, I was like "wut Oh shit. They're getting better. It's just a screen grab of Obi-Wan Mine was kind of disappointingly mundane... What is the facepalm here? What am I missing? Please help! o_O^o_O^ I must have misread, thought it said "amateur photographer" just googled Hatsune Miku... Dafuq are pube dreadlocks?! Was there a link supposed to go with this, or are we just supposed to be impressed that you froze your ass off? it says startup Well at least they're supporting their gay child. ... I'd be more worried bout what his tail is doing to Electrode. I know, I mean it's so fucking inconvenient what with all those parking meters every 5 feet. email notification when a stream turns on? seems like you are a really busy man. Did anyone else think there was a mirror in the middle and then had their minds destroyed when they realised there wasn't ¿Por que project manager My bad, had no idea my phone was signed into a different account. I didn't even know I had two reddit accounts That's an old HD Panhead Yep same here, i grew up waaaaay out in the country in Virginia... My dad used to yell at me a a kid to pick up my stuff, and told me that she wasn't my nigger maid -.- I had noooo idea that it was racist or anything until i was a bit older and my mom had to explain to me why it wasn't okay to say those things. Tbh I don't ever remember seeing black people in my home town "Tyrion Lannester" ... I think so damn She is going to have huge poops.... I can keep up with the energy, enthusiasm and stamina.. I am still trying to figure out how to keep up with her massive dumps.. It does me too! I was reading it all like, aww, yeah.. aww... ew. OoT was originally on the n64 I wasn't talking about orientation Corki, queen? Pro at Dota nicki minaj? You see, the main failure of all you people that try to immitate pros is that you are doing it wrong. No pro would create a new Reddit account because they switched teams because they'd lose all the delicious *karma* <3. Hell, Saint is still named ClgSaint on Reddit Shushei has such magnificent hair It's at least as relevant as your presence here So... does your car *not* have an emergency brake? That's... that's not animal porn, that's bestiality. She has anime eyes Come to think of it. When was the last time I've seen one *not* wearing a mask? I saw this older neighbour jacking off, broad daylight, in his pool on one of those floaty-bed things. His pool was in the front yard btw, only a wrought iron fence. Pretty plain to see if you walked past (I was coming home from school) "What BPM is that, 130?" "175" Is *hai* shark in german? Don't really know how i feel about this. Is that what he says in the intro?? where do people get flamed for playing free week champions? someone... really needs to do something about this... goddamn she is pretty Are you Mich from 20 cm Eesh Don't you mean he? So many dead rats.... notice how he didnt narrate on how to guard Durant... BECAUSE YOU CANT Ima, u tetrapaku, al' ne znam u kojoj prodavnici. Znam samo da sam viđao. Samo... od kad su ribizle teget? So if vVv had a clear bias and focus on League of Legends, than you can say vVv has basically abandon their SC2 division causing an exodus. Destiny our prophet was right I did wonder about Potato_In_My_Anus though, because he used to make me snerk from time to time. I remember a post dedicated to him that was a picture of a farmer next to a really fucking giant potato. He basically commented with " Ugh, brings to mind an old gf way back when. She wanted to play D&D with us, but would start crying if a monster would swing at her character because it was like I was hitting her. (I was the DM) if you want to you colud have 1000/200 army of drones. Why did you wait a month Ctrl-F "exhaust" - 1 result I was expecting the prey to be a rabbit or something smaller than a goat. I say do it! Bluh, playing White 2 now, for me, is like What the fuck was the rest of your team doing Why did I get downvoted? I secretly don't like cats But, according to what I understand, the odds were unchanged. So, before this, i would get the RARE item anyway... .. and your PC is .. in your kitchen ... story of my life We have the same printer Whoa, hello heart attack England actually turns a profit. A LARGE profit Oh God, I haven't even *thought* about how big they're gonna be when I get pregnant. What the fuck did I just watch.. I have literally nothing to say to that, if anyone else can beat this then all credit to them... Interestingly, new hearts you complete don't seem to have any exp attached to the mail. Does that mean this was unintentional? I don't know for certain whether it was a bone or not, but thanks for the assumption that I'm a moron with the golf ball remark. But where would I keep the money I got from my wallet? So many matches played today Right? My eyes went You should elaborate on your friend's dad lol Definitely try [Handsome Coffee](www.handsomecoffee.com) , they are doing some really interesting roasting/ bean selection. Go for the "Roaster's choice", they'll pick what they like the best that week. Plus, I love their "comfort" vs. "adventure" typing system. I just tried the Don Medaro -- with pour over I was getting tomato confit with an ice-tea finish I'm an eternal child, and there's nothing wrong with that. My parents just give me a hard time to pick on me. :) Right now I'm desperately trying to watch Doctor Who because I've barely seen any of it and it seems like it's right up my alley. I'm also huge into anime and manga, which people almost always associate with teenagers. I've read some extremely vulgar and violent manga/seen extremely 'bad' anime, so I don't know where they're coming from on that assumption. Darn those rims are Epic At what point do you stop calling a wave a wave and start calling it a mountain of water Wait, I just picked up on something. What stat to determine how well you can aim your gun?! I still don't see the point in hiring a model Wow. cocaine? Can't you sue the hospital for the broken device? Just heard a strange noise. Time to pretend I'm not alive in my room Holy shit! I was considering one when I saw it on CDNN's catalog for $299 new! Should've picked it up then So yeah, I came here to sort that out myself -- I ride a '04 R 1150 RT and was thinking, "Is that the roundel on the tank? I don't recognise the model at all. Sure isn't a K-, F-, or R-bike..." "Cheap camera" with optional macro lens? He's 8, and I don't think a 3-post long rant about Pokemon would really get the point across. It's obviously not a con or anything, since the donations go straight to the AHA from his webpage. I wanted to be a power ranger once Black cat on top of 666 i mean after the basic introductions, hello and how are you doing are hand and hand I have to. EVERYTHING is so far away in the south. not at all like nyc!! I just hope i can keep my wits about me. Left hand turns man. I blame Final dEstination...log trucks so athiests have a judgemental stereotype, so you don't want to be clumped with them, because you know all your religious friends will judge you harshly? Or didn't they /r/lookatmydog's soul. No worries, boy does he sound like a piece of work Bloody hell...3 months and that's what grows!? 4th Repost of this video in a month Is it me or are they all pretty well-endowed? soon ** That was a bit awkward to read. My grandma's nickname was Mufie. This and the Heavy Polecat are, if I am not mistaken, the only discs with a Double-Oh rating! That like gave me the chills "And the food with the sex was AMAZING!" You annihilated him.. dat recharge delay I think he also beat Hyun in the recent IPL qualifier Worse..middle schoolers So, I get why you thought he needed to be pearled, but you and your buddy mcfluffykins killed 3 other people who had no association with your private vendetta. Explain that. It's so purely...epic...you must np, communication is key. I may be a one man shop but I try to run it like a big business with an actual quality customer service organization Holy crap. This amazes me. I know dogs won't think I'm their owner. But psychologically, shouldn't they feel more comfortable with me if I have the same smell as its owner? Or would they think I ate their owner? That's bad When I first read that I thought you meant that you capture local teens and keep them in your house against their will These squirrels are dead right? "I HAVE 70 FREAKING DWARVES Awesome setup! How do you like that headphone/amp setup? I just ordered the same ones. I also have that microphone and (I think) same monitor I think there should be government regulation on entry level jobs, including the requirement to not ask for experience. There should also be tax breaks for the business for talking on an entry level person. It's nonsense that entering the workforce at such a basic level requires so much work. All to stand in a hot greasy room and flip burgers. I don't quite get why people ask for vocational experience... I bet all that burger flipping experience will serve you well in the new job whys that Mine is pink So basically you want that REDstone (the name tells it is red already) would not be red? Simply stunning. Wait, you guys have RJ-12s? Am I the only one that sees 4 of the same girl? Sidenote: Anyone else find it odd that despite our lack of belief in a God...that we still use the term God...and quite a bit at that What will happen? Jesus, how often do you clean out your fridge Weird, i have no idea how nerves can stop bloodflow Is this for real? I crawled under my bed one time. You never think you're claustrophobic until you're stuck... Try lowering your render quality. I just did yesterday, and I gained like 20 FPS yeah. some atheists don't realize the pervasive power of language and throw around the r bomb... Greetings Clyde! How may I serve your mightyness!!!!! ... My mind is blown... That business is still there... 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I meant in the context of veganism, IE, abstention from funding animal commodification. The physical act of consuming its products doesn't freak me out unless I think about it, but I totally get that for you it's much stronger. You know with all the artificial shite that's in food they could come up with SOMETHING without using dead animal parts. what the hell...? I'd assume weather in Arizona should be much warmer, so you should hate our winters, I am Polish and have a hard time going out in a t-shirt when it's below 20 C (or maybe more like 25), though I had a period of living in Finland when 15 C sounded like t-shirt time. what are you, umop apisdn person? Wait was Judgement Kayle a legacy skin I was just watching a PoE stream. It must have been Default, the global chat there is unreal. Just that alone makes it worth playing Hardcore. Please tell me that was a wild guess? Are you 2 handing it? 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It turns out they JUST got the printer in and it's been sitting in the box, unopened. Does it really matter that much I have multiple lists. One of them has 26 movies on it. Sorry about the slight delay, my editor is slacking like crazy (I don't think he actually made any edits and it took him 18 hours to post it It is cold here most of the times. It is interesting to hear that they do that. I would think that the snow would melt on the way down Well, 5 year old... Orgasms... Why the hell would you care - you're just pretending to be my GF. I read this wrong and somehow read "I fix gay machines all day" BRRRR, greetings from 37 degree Texas.... and I'm complaining about the cold. heh. 3LAU the DJ/from TT.fm? "POUCH ASSY" Weird, That Stephanie lady is in one of my G+ circles. are my posts posting here? O_o it says error Cadaver? What sort of name is that? Is that Tom Jane? I remember seeing that trailer on yahoo movies while I was in the computer lab in school like 10 years ago Ok I signed up! Hope I did everything right! I've never been in a situation with an actual overprotective father involved, so I'm not sure how a person who actually has had that experience would react. I generally think they're funny, but in cases like the picture above I always think, "I *really* hope all parties involved feel like this is a joke." If I were a boy that went to a girl's house for the first time and her dad made a joke like that, I think I might be alarmed. When comparing beta to regular on my N4, the full Verge scrolls much faster on the regular build That's not the mom possibly a bug, but really....do you want sand attack? But if they did, then those must be some pretty accurately cut slits. I swear I thought I saw Nicholas Cage's face on those two from the thumbnail. Are you saying that there is a nail salon called "trophy wife"? The colors...the detail...this is AMAZING just for the helm? begging for comments and upvotes That happens to me with absurd clockwork-like regularity, hence my first comment. The usual response I get is something along the lines of "BUT THEN YOU'RE JUST TEACHING CHILDREN TO BE KILLERS." Sure, just like sex ed teaches them to be pornstars and educating them about alcohol makes them into drunks. Liquid oxygen? That's an overview of an overview! *So much reading* I can't imagine making something that earns that much profit I saw it on the back of a danish bus on my way home from Roskilde this summer. The suggestions have been everything from Wifi to "lemon in funnel".. 7 wins in a row. It's a new world ... and it's open for me Jeez did every single person on this sub trade with him simultaneously? Seems like a good way to set your house on fire It says I haven't played games. But I played around 340 games these items are all in dawnguard without mods? wtf Woah, that is mega affordable With a name like "Vehk the Thief"...how can we trust you good sir? Or should I say good SCALLYWAG you pirate you! Could anyone tell me, what is the purpose of "TweetPoster" since we can click the link (or extend the post with RES) and see the tweet? This happens for real Almost every pro-gun person I know backs better background checks. good thinking! i was actually talking about eye-gouging though It just kind of freaked me out -- it showed up with my full name, not like I have it on the WL, and it wasn't even my RAOA "address". Good post... but I *REALLY* wanna feel the gust of win that causes a team to lose 2 regular season games people have been telling me that his alcoholism was touched on the second movie, and i was like "WHAT! he barely touched his drink" I am really curious about this "Heroin Chic" style that she was talking about... Wow, that afro was serious Not by choice. It started to wrinkle on me last week and last night just brushed off completely I've been on it the past hour. I had to agree to a terms of use saying this was all confidential and that I couldn't talk to anyone external about anything on the site. My friend refuses to take her meds because they are full of chemicals and make her act different - says it while she has a fag in her mouth and a glass full of vodka in her hand Holy crap that's amazing. All owned by one bot. I think there were 13 total. 316 wat da fak... But it's asymmetric and it's got a.. thing.. at the side? Ginger more like Omg...you're right, I didn't catch that at first! Talk about a nested for-loop or something. Shaco's Blackguards Since when was a 2.93 WL great? 2 billion cbills... Oh god his face. THE EYES No. It's gargantuan. Every time someone sees it they're like Hahahaha I'm glad it cracked you up, too! That's the first time I showed it to anyone...there just didn't seem to be an opportunity to post a weird pot. isint it tho? I thought it was from Prometheus Do I know you? My last name is Kroeger. ...until some precocious boy tells your gossip friend who tells you and all the girls what he does with it and his weeny Oh my god I was going to say the exact same thing Meeeeeep Who doesn't like podcasts? What the hell is wrong with them? Now who the fuck thought that was a good idea? Where is Astora? Oh hey, Dendi makes 100k off banner sales hanging backstabber Dem pennies The law is meant to protect the child, right? So, if it was the child that made the photo of herself and distributed it; how is making the child pay the crime protecting the child? I am mesmerized by the flopping of his cheeks that's a big gap between issues Jigglypuff is like Holy God! Oh god dude a large big mac with 2 double cheesburgers and fries?.... "distinctive" being the opportune word. Scared the piss out of me when I was younger. Wow Thank you ladies ^_^. I am six weeks tomorrow and have already been surprised by the sore breasts and sheer number of trips to the bathroom. There is so much happening that it is hard to keep track I love her. Why did my teachers never look like that? There are two of me I guess any sort of surgical procedure puts me on edge, but this one in particular because they'd be hacking away at my junk. I just want to be sure they use a LOT of anethesia. Cuz yeah... Know what I mean? on first glance i almost thought it had a second mutated head growing out of the first one Wait is that not how it's said?! tobacco, marshmallow and happiness all rolled into one bottle. I was out for a day and it was a sad day. Just got a 120ml bottle though :) should last me a few days at least reminds me of the hivemind Ice cream and hair dye. Not so sure that mixes very well Now the question is, will the BLU action figures have different hats or will I end up with two genuine Brigade Helms Dat html I don't get it. This isn't even the easiest way to power these. I could have made a charcoal farm and done it with far less time investment. To do this and not warn anyone or provide a configuration option to fix it is, quite honestly, baffling. If he nerfed Blaze Rods to 250 because EE exists, should he nerf charcoal to 100 heat apiece because Steve's Carts exists? A "wee" knock got you 5 stiches? So it's a subreddit that asks for people to make your game idea for free? I'm pretty sure nobody is going to get their idea produced directly, maybe people might get inspiration but I think that's about it. If you're asking for hired help there's the /gameDevClassifieds subreddit That arm woahhh, i was sure this was Shia LaBeouf "abonination" why does PL look like a young clint eastwood lmao-oh wait... is that why he's.... So, cats have to do something *important* on top of being fluffy to be accepted here? What kind of reddit is this? Looks nice... but where are the tools? What was the point of posting, just to brag? Wow that's pretty bad news. I mean, seeing as Kripps character had 4500 HP. Why does this dog remind me of snoop dog? I cant do what shes doing and I've been skiing 2 times longer then her I know how annoying this is, i have my oldest world, i had a sand and torch design in it. And endermen ruined it then picked up the dropped sand Jesus Christ, dude. I was joking. Could someone explain Reflect Physical/Elemental "like I'm five"? Everytime I come accross these mobs I don't see any special damage no matter if I melee them or use projectile damage. As soon as I saw this, I grabbed two lighters to be AMAZED at the fact that I've been smoking almost ten years and never figured this out That's so sad! Yet strangely beautiful Thank you so much! Yes... but did you see the shipping? Very creative! These are really cool. Why so early though?! Why would I be offended I was 90 point Silver IV, lost 1 game - from 90LP to 0LP (only one game lost) and then after next 2 games lost I was demoted.. Korn...? LOL!!! I seem to give good advice that helps.... maybe if I took my own advice I wouldn't be asking a random bloke on the internet if his Dad was single... Wow. That's pretty crazy. How do they stand like that!? Got the same graphics card but Intel Xeon W3570 @ 3.20 3.33 GHz and get way less FPS even on lowest setting and reduced render quality. I love when my dog makes this face. It usually shows up when we take a toy from his mouth and gear up to throw it for him. " I...don't...have the means Sweet UFO's, then wait, dome lights...... I think he may have put a grinder blade in the demo saw That's not true AMAZING there's a reason this is a drawing and not an actual photo holy shit 70 USD for a game I've finally used RES you to tag people with personal notes, such as "SARDINE--07-21.Feb (bracelet)" which means a winner of my Sardine contest should receive her bracelet in that time frame. (Although she did get it last week already.) What do you loose now? she sounds lovely!... wat? I... I can't believe I didn't recognize C was Kirito. Yeah, i know. As i've noticed there are trolls all the way up to top ELO Target had up to a G cup? looking for? As an AV project manager, nope. Insurance takes care of things like that, not the client. In fact, you could very well get fired for saying that whos that female at the end? "its been a long time" Omg that save by marty Is that... *is that how* ***upvotes*** *are made?* Which J? yep, you see that corner missing in that block? it was a three story building Why the fuck would I? Woah Some people do this. I do this a bit. But I would never say I feel totally safe. Some people I know play the game as if it's normal and just blow through shit. And they still get really high level What kind of impossible standards can you have for thinking Another isn't violent? What...The....Fuckery..... Darn. And ...wat. His (male) date? But... >.> huh Ermahgerd!!! Ther agernst NERSES!!!! The sun That is a thing now? There are other ways to peel an apple? Damn,the max recorded wave is like 77. Cheerleaders are flirty? What? Holly shit... I just remembered that dominion has separate hidden elo and that your argument isn't invalid. hey! you blurred out Grace's last name but not the URL to her facebook page [10?] her eyes are huge! Did you know that Mona Lisa has no eyebrows? I guess it was the fashion back in Renaissance Florence to shave them off Does the name of every place in Colorado end with 'peak'? Tiny and Centaur - Toss + Hoof + Edge + Avalanche Anything on my list. I don't know what else to tell you haha. You make the offer since I don't know what you're interested in *And then...* What did you do after that? Please tell me you put on neosporin and a bandage at the minimum. What? why dont i read long titles before clicking open OMG I havent seen this in years. The memories. are all. rushing back How was that second pic taken? My dealer gives me my trees in baggies like that all the time, I saw it at a [7] and stared for like 30 minutes. I have 4 deployments with combat medals from Navy I watched this for too damn long = They deleted their comment (I assume it was about self-driving cars). What an odd thing to delete Did you eat it? Sorry :-/ Lesson definitely learned in my regard. My SO and I have pretty much gotten past that stuff and things are fairly good. It was definitely troublesome before though. how so i know there is an inf amount of numbers between 0.0 and 1.0 but integers can be infinity long as well so, i don't really get it I went to the Zoya site today and saw these.. wanted 1, but it's 7 bucks to ship. Crazy! Then I noticed it was free shipping with a $50 order. What to do... Ordered 4 of them and a couple other bottles. Yeah I know. The logo was the slightly more normal part of it, then I got to the rings (platinum!) and went I'd be interested in hurling a couple mil in to help with this, although if you asked some of the stock market people they can generally keep good tabs on daily events. They have graphs. Graphs. has anyone else noticed the musty_ballsack is everywhere Wait, an acronym I'm unaware of? Why are we upvoteing this idea I think he explained it perfectly I was afraid you cut yourself "Chicken wings, which taste like chicken, are the wings of chickens." It makes me want to try the galaxy nail again. they always count I couldn't provide proof except for my old name PLOT TWIST: IamMyBrain is a serial killer, and he/she just wants the best idea to start their killing spree. This is hilarious!!! Im always worried about farting during the pelvic exams The skinny dipping scene Did you downvote yourself? Reem was born in England he looks like he's ecstatic to be in that picture, like you're the celeb... are you? I spent like 45mins making patterns with sand "I just say, mmmmmm" What is this mmmm shes making? ....This is a thing to you guys? So you're saying it sets the initial values of the variables used in the game? The toilet is above the oven This is absolutely awesome... I've been designing mine in excel Sad story man... Wish there was something I could say That's the most fucking disturbing thing I've seen all night. Floating Crush boxes No. Tiny piece of toast... tiny piece of toast... Baguette That's creepy. That guy... looks like Picard! I think this might be one of the best posts I've seen on here that isn't just outward assery towards Christians. Mine is a '97 too Holy crap 16 is legal in Canada? I'm Canadian and I didn't even know that... I think it's already made of brown lego's down there OP you sir are high, or maybe just I am..cause this made no sense Yes. i dont know, maybe you should ask the guy in cambodia, vietnam or japan with handicaped children..... man i shouldnt have said that iam from germany.... and how could u blame us, me (my generation) for that I am Human1493771 I will chase you all $3800 I saw this in my newsfeed first... First time that's ever happened Who's on the bottom with the green hair? I had to do a double take. I thought someone photoshopped Cain's head onto and ordinary person's body. Then I realized it was cain's body. his mother? 3:55am, I've never...heard of that place bro I honestly think this is fine. Seeing as it was a joke and I'd said it was, you might want to direct your rage on that topic somewhere else mate so mindf*cked! Was anyone else concerned the hitchhiker had a hatchet at the ready? Makes me reconsider giving one of them a lift. You can win truth or dare!?!? Pumpkin Man? Vienna? Cousin lol no worries. found a new trick of using excel to build the laborious part of the list though. Going fast. Now the list has 174 items. all those comments about people loving one of those in their house. i wouldn't be able to sleep Tits? I don't see none ! 4 is the number for death in japanese... is it in chinese too? Who the hell counts out those grains to send. I'm as confused as you are. What frightens me is that these are folks in the real world with jobs and shit that other folks depend on. If they are exact replicas ... What would happen if he removed your limb though? downvotes for posting the original artist? Woah, beats the British one by a mile! I'd rather work on biology. Then maybe I can be cool and smug like u. It cracks me up that Harriet looks like Harry in drag ( This man sounds exactly like chaox Old enough to have a "day off of work", but you have a baby sitter? ''Sexy russians near you on Damnlol.com'' Yeah? Same for me At least her legs look proportionate. These... eyes... cannot... look... away Where is the ground Hah, yeah... Well, I guess some people just like to jerk it to sexy cartoons. Whatever floats their boats How do we know you're not part of the propaganda. You could be a double rouge agent or some crazy shit like that Really? wow... That's an epic feel good Why is he coming to pick me up? I wouldn't come out as an Atheist there, If I were you, I would fear for my life. Where can I get one of those? What if this is a sign Wow, nice...I didn't know they had the Sidewinder in Pyrex now. How the hell do they thread a screw hole in the glass? I mentioned this before and the last guy that accepted told me I was an old man. I didn't get it The Capital of the Fire Nation Respect I sort of like how babies smell. Not the puke smell of course. But when they're nice and clean Skillfully combined with other ingredients? sure... who would not recognize it? Why is the dashboard on the roof Except your math proves that DeusFerreus is correct. That was pretty impressive choreo Wow i had to go check the box just to make sure, I figured that was their main purpose haha thanks! Yessss my collection has swelled up 15+ polishes in the last few days >_> haha. I'm like oh god...POLISH POLISH....My hubby went to sallys with me yesterday and i found China Glaze on sale 3 bottles for $4.49......i snatched it so fast haha. He said i reminded him of a crack fiend =[ I was like....DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING THIS IS Every ._. Single o_o Time ....How? that too! 8D.....what's that exactly? I've just realized how much it's head reminds me of a bit toe at the top. Uncle creepy Ahhhh ok thanks! I never knew that was him Oh god I'm not homophobic or what but... He must be gay if he doesn't want you But archons are equally matched to zerg armies without the toilet Whoa.... amazing! Sting, you've lost a WHOLE ME, + my cat, + 1/4 my daughter. why would you take 800mg of caffeine if you've never done it before. I wish I could say the same to you... Lineman based on leg strength alone? \( Oh god the sound the penguin makes just makes my heart explode with adorableness, I am going to wait and see some of the other entries before I make any final decisions but you are probably going to win something for being the first to post that video! I mean my god does that sound resonate with me for some reason. Yes. The DS1 marker apologizes for unleashing the necromorphs Wait, is that a csection scar??? If so, it looks great because I can hardly tell Oh lord you certainly have put the effort in! That is quite the motherload of amusing and entertaining gifs. This was posted above but not in full so thank you for the adorable penguin's name. Haha I could see why they wouldn't but for some reason the sound really resonates with me. yeah... but that is the permalink the site gives me when i click 'share with friends' Did I just watch a scientology ad Demon child I am bookmarking that first one because it is epic as all hell. Jaysus! Indeed! Now that I think about it though, I'm not sure how I was able to remove the poop from my shoe, or if I even wanted to. Yummy yum yum. No, that's Wells Glazes... *Minecraftception* that picture was like redditception My face was like this after that touchdown: Haha much appreciated! Although, that seal does look awfully hungry. Minimized the comment before, and that comment was in the same place, I was like wha.. I sadly didn't get to go on this roam/fleet you sure do I respect her anal capacity...but it looks like a grenade went off in her pussy...yuck Scary!! Oooooh, I feel you. ....this is just "racist"....no, not even. its just stereotypical OP is le fag Polo shirts and khakis are normal now? Apparently I acquired a modicum of fashion sense overnight with no effort on my own part ' OMG. Texas... Kitties named Boo Boo... Mind blown ( 3rd one WTF Did you just admit to drinking and driving? Iris is a man? Barry? I can't even tell if he's human but... There are two versions? Me gusta hey i know you posted this forever ago but is it really not good fro a convex edge? I convexed a lot of my knives recently and my sharpmaker is in the mail I had it happen in 3 turns. He declared war, so I launched an offensive that crushed his city in the space of 3 turns and decimated his surrounding forces. He offered me like 4 cities and all his money in return for peace. I like to think he sat with a smug grin before seeing his world collapse around him with a look akin to This only took 3 hours... Because if you ran 3x Problem? and 3x Cylinder... I live in Collier County. Hello close friend Just checked, additional 47% off today Krabby Patties! Not panties! Wow.. this is awesome Here's an UpVote, now please walk away Yeah, I honestly still have it even though we have the kindle, but it's been way less bad since we got it. I actually think I've bought more physical books since we got it. The shocking part, my friend, is that you still use Windows Media Player I was copypasting a conversation I was having with my boyfriend to my best friend. I sent my boyfriend a screencap of the conversation we were having. I don't get it she looks fi- Oh shit she's over there Wow....no thank you to that Karma. I'm reading and scrolling, moving down the page, then came to this and was kind of in disbelief thinking "no...no way he meant... *re-reads joke* .... My name is relevant to your flair. This makes me feel crazy inside. I imagine the weather was crispy cool with a nice breeze, and her hair and face looks perfect. while im not asking for as much, but just a quick warning such as a pop up informing u when ull be demoted would be cool, then again i havent been demoted yet since the system thinks i should be higher im going up even though im going even in the amounts of games won/lose The rest that doesn't have it's own subreddit? thats my record too You named your character after one of the Forsaken with the least screentime? Not to mention Bohemians in Constantinople. I'm in East County Snoopeh in my dreams ... my god........absolutely fucking amazing Agreed. Not everyone goes to forums and we've had moments where we're doing an event and there is always someone in guildchat that goes "there's an event today? What black magic are you casting there That's difference between you and niner's fans right now, isn't it? You'd be embarrassed while the rest of them are claiming the game was rigged. I would not expect something called Explosions in the Sky to be a relaxing song I thought my 300 hours was impressive He's got 89% fake accounts following him. I just checked. upvoted for hardcore More like *UNIPORN*! How in the....? (going to bookmark blog for my lacquerista) Amazing ( THIS! I can't count how many times I've gotten kills or gotten the team kills from *across the map* as Clockwerk, simply because I shot a rocket flare into the trees where the enemy was hiding. Also, a hookshot on 2-3 enemies-->cogs-->battery assault-->rocket flare-->team catching up to you means dead enemies and a pat on the back. It's great! People don't seem to know that hookshot will stun and damage **every enemy in its path, plus a small area around the target it hits**. At least that's how it works in my games I want to nail her important assets is there someone secretly living in your office? Nice try Roger Goodel today is valentines day? What game were you playing that had a default FoV of 45? I find that very hard to believe. MIND = BLOWN When either of my animals do this, I sometimes feel like they are just watching me because I'm naked.... There is one celeb I heard some stuff about so I've started looking into some rumors and there are some interesting things I've been reading. It's very " Maybe you have like a ridiculously large resolution Why would you imagine Europeans watching Super Bowl? ...it goes on forever.... Ha you know i thought the same thing as i was linking it but the YouTube vids were too long. 90mph The smell of my pillow. I don't even know what it smells like but once I notice it, I can't stop sniffing it. At first I was like "awww, so cute".....and then..... why is there is so many downvote ? Her face kinda looks like Karen Carpenter's... GIRLS DO THAT? 40 is like 10ish mins with a hammerdin PL. These are the best RSE character remakes I've seen. Since when does imgur contain... another reddit? It has accounts and upvotes and giant comment threads... How much bacon would I need to get ONE CUP of bacon grease "Everyone was doing it." ?? I guess the entire fucking world decided to arbitrarily begin bombing each other? It's not like a particular country started all that, no sir. You're obviously more interested in sounding like you know what you're talking about than actually saying anything relevant. Seriously, I can't even imagine what your point is other than sounding as pedantic as possible whilst providing nothing of value That is freaking amazing!!! Whats worse is, the more you watch > the more characters > the more drinks and holy shit what have you made? My god... *he's a spy for the North Koreans!* Did you write the entire book in OpenOffice on Mac? lol last night my boyfriend and I went to eat at a Chinese food buffet and the couple behind me were talking about Scat parties....and not scat as in the music >.> We were like....that's not really dinner table topic Are you in the army? I vaguely remember a pic of you in a submarine or something. lol nope they were discussing one they want to attend. The woman was the one who brought it up to him! And then they were discussing people they knew that were going and both sounded very interested to go >.> The weirdest part was that they were talking about it as though they were just going to a party or a movie with some friends First read as lesbian in lower neck. I didn't notice Well shit I have a dead level 98 barb, a new level 92 barb, a level 74 monk, and a level 54 WD, and I work full time... Too much Diablo I guess holy asian doppelganger. No explosions? Oh good god. Cum to daddy. Client is bugged like crazy. They really shoulda fix it I was like "This isn't a spy I've noticed... Im using HD widgets and i never got any reboot deus ex human revolution tradable for swords of the star complete and sword of the stars 2, I assume you have keys How have I not thought about Portal with this?! Holy shit My gf tried it... She claims I went for option 3. I don't even remember Yesss sardines was one of my favorite games as a kid. We'd turn off all the lights in the house, spooky as shit when you're the last one looking and everyone's disappeared somewhere. your guys accs are literally 1 day off. Don't apologize. That post is 5 months old and there are going to be people who haven't seen it. Like me. You mean... if you do not have fawkes as a companion... you simply don't have access to Broken Steel content? Oh no! ... how do you know? No kidding I didn't say I was leaving. Oh hello He has people teeth I don't blame you, it is unbelievably adorable. the one before was about cats, the category was "shit on Reddit" you should have seen the spacedicks question Ah right, I see. Don't think we even have that over here Guards? Holy hell. Those entries That seems a bit excessive I can tell First thing when I opened this image without reading the title, was me reacting like this -> I hope this doesn't mean they will double all their bottling names? Octomore 5.1.12.15 I thought Sophie was Malcolm in drag for a second... That's so weird that she just didn't give you the coupon the first time :/ Maybe their location is a bit more strict than mine Wow, 3,888 source pictures. They told me friday! A better question would be to ask why anybody would use stock footage of Hollywood botching the move so magnificently as an indication of the move's offensive capability. No I did not haha. I would be willing to bet it is still available though. Wow $80 for a starter kit that includes only 2 replacement cartridges. His markup is cruel and ridiculous I DUG THROUGH ALL YOUR SUBMISSIONS TILL I FOUND A REFERENCE. Ipod on shuffle, click on link before it loads rage against the machine comes on For what it's worth, if your video is any indication, you are not ugly at all! For having such a large asian population why have an expo? Could also just visit richmond or chinatown That sounds terrible. I was only recently able to get the funding to put together a halfway decent 2TB backup system for my shop. Before we had redundant 1TB backup volumes, but it wasn't big enough to back everything up with, so I had to choose which systems would be recoverable in the event of a catastrophe Weird...I got something in the mail that wasn't on my wishlist today too >.> I never looked at the receipt though Is this... even legal? garlic. a fucking clove of garlic. That's adorable! ... I...I never thought about her like that. I'm not sure if that makes me like her but my god it makes me dislike her less. That's genius. ill shit on u if u want to give a shit I feel cheated Did you Beta Test the game? 2 billion C-bills In other words, an Honorable Opponent generator. Dated a girl who eventually told me after we broke up that she had a wedding dress in the trunk of her car the entire time we dated... You know, just in case ... Even Obama was like 'wtf? Y'all tripping' A friend of mine used to work at McDonald's; apparently this pregnant woman would often come in and order ice cream sundaes topped with ketchup, mustard and relish. YUM You think the skin'd Q is tiny? Wait seriously? A friend of mine critted a cannon minion for 3743 God damn right! Wowwwww hung and handsome, just what I love! Glad you were from Ohio because I thought this was my friend whom I've nver seen nekkid, but heard things he's firing via a camera, he doesn't have to expose anything except the gun. It never occurred to me before that it's ok to have empty space That was really awkward. You could tell he was just sorry he got caught. I didn't know what to say. I felt like saying, "so you don't want your wife, you want my wife and you've brought your wife with you to tell me that you're sorry I found out you want my wife?" I'm close to 6'7". Did he confirm he was working on one? I feel like I just stepped out of Death's instagram profile Lol, what's wrong with Baskin Robins? I use blue ink because if you make copies of something with your signature it's easier to tell which the original is. As I typed this I realize I rarely make copies anymore I had no idea that was a thing I did not know this place existed. Just... gimme an hour or so. *Then* you'll see what I mean. jfc WWWF >Your reply (and the only referenced portion of my post) makes it seem that you were only trying to confirm that women are less than men, and this is the roundabout way to deflect the question... I thought it was old *woman* handwriting until I got to the 4th paragraph That fan just attacked Sheamus Niiicceee!! and how the heck did you know he had Red Hair??! Less than 6 books in 10 years?? Um, frankly, people who stand/walk around with their mouths agape *are* vapid or unintelligent. Big guy? guys if u think about this this sounds like barack obama's plan to recruit navy seals to catch osama bin laden Is that a musket ball? Don't let me get into my zone, don't let me get into my zone, don't let me get into my zone... Can they even patent that? da fuq? I'm at the top of bronze and I've had the game for 4 days. But, what if there's just another dog? Says the name GAG_ME Dat gap That was my initial response too.. Are you serious? That doesn't hurt? Dude.. I got Essie's SOTT, then Mojito next as well. And so ninja like IKR?! As a European, what the fuck?? Steam has a cereal problem? I'm stuck. Your collection will boom in no time...trust me. I spent $56 at Sally's in December and got like 25 polishes. Librarian's eyes??? hahahahahahahah what the fuhhhhk!? literally just loled. def not expecting this reply. def not soft anymore. (>^_(> ...Why did the boner-piss have to be INSIDE her? You have people filling up your cars? Well, where DO you live? Mother of God! Me too... What is this shit about us lefties being so weird? Should probably be careful you don't actually hurt your cat in the process- with the 2 liters of sprite and 14 oz candles I'm always awake. xD And I LOVE 20 questions. Although, every time I played it as a teenager, I ended up with a boyfriend. he needs to learn that reddit is like journalism.. ...you look a lot like me here. my boyfriend agrees. Really? Just curious: What the heck is wrong with the top of the bit? Looks like it's made out of earwax! But it's a horrible comparison because you can't just not mention anything else about Nunu's kit and then say "but Nunu is still very popular even though his Q doesn't have any effect in lane". OK Go's cover of The Pixies' "This Will Be Our Year". Was mine and the ex's favourite song, and horribly enough, we dated for a year. A foreshadowing? OHMYGODGEORGEFRIGGINWATSKY. Adds a whole new meaning to, "she was asking for it." what the fuck is this "honor"-thing you are talking about? Who said you were naked? Transsexual is more specific than transgender by a good amount The fact that they were close enough and looking hard enough to notice ook. what's going on here? Hm , witcher 2 was quite short in my opinion. I hope i'll be able to run witcher 3 on my pc when it comes out all persons are fat that game is super rare now. there's a store i play Magic at that sells tons of vintage video games and has this for like $50 Are you serious? Citation? It's quite simple, and I can't believe you're so deluded you could gloss over this simple fact for the sake of sounding historically poignant; The Germans first decided to bomb other countries, causing other countries to subsequently bomb them. This distinction, though it should be simple and uncontroversial, seems to be troubling for you How can you get on challenger tier if you are french? wtf logic When I questioned athene's authenticity my best friend went into fanboy mode.. he has a pretty good grasp over people's mind/souls I don't even know The fuck!? Yes but thats the argument... the US has done these things post WW2 which is what people are referencing when talking about the US meddling with other countries. They are not making reference to WW2, its not a contradiction So.. What if he crashes in-game? I haven't watched any of those guys, but you make them sound so insecure. Like they're over compensating for something. That's like... A double headed dildo for computers It feels... strange Say moosey fate. SAY MOOSEY FATE! ( Does that mean you have a 15 year old inside you?! Wait, is that some kind of euphemism? I... it... It's a pipe. A Hello Kitty pipe. It's really well done and all... but a Hello Kitty pipe?! Aah, okay! I guess I've always missed it somehow Hold. They have fudge brownie? its red and its wearing armor ... WTF ?! grimes I was in a parking lot with my mother, and we fell down a lift shaft. At the bottom of the shaft was a tiled floor. I saw a light in the distance and iit turned out to be some people trying to weld waxwork people to the floor. Wtf how don't they get dizzy ? My SO told me I looked like Stifflers mum the other day. Not sure how to take that I love it! So focused on the candy, not noticing her at all. Then he leans back, looks up at her without a care in the world and only looking forward to eating the candy, when suddenly Me too...? Oh shit....not sure if I should grab this now or level up my character a bit more. I think I'll do it after finishing the main story line. I hope it doesn't break all my mods Wait.. 70 jugs of karma and you only have 250k karma? You might want to lay off the sugar. What's he sending you? ALL I see in beta are hellbat drops, like wth Nurse walked in on her pushing me down in the baby bath. Apparently she had insisted on cleaning me up after birth herself. I don't know who the nurse was, but i'm happy she was on time. My SO is half Korean and was born in the US. We live in the south and You should hear the crazy shit that people say down here. Everything from "What are you?" To people speaking slowly and emphasizing their words because they don't think she speaks English. The best was when she was asked to refill a guys drink when we were at a Chinese restaurant. Wtf I have seen a few stars when I was up in NYC, but I actually had a small convo with Billy Bob Thornton. He's a really nice guy. And really loves coffee. you want to put a comic about your daughters, or a comic your daughters made about being inside on reddit? Or was he...? yeah..... stop looking at that how do the mods update the logo so fast?! horse-man baby?? Hostility...? That took a sudden turn for the worse... Why would you EVER think this was a good idea Woof! do you like chicken nuggets? what is your favorite food? Maybe you'll think twice before- is that macaroni and cheese pizza? I am yet to have a game with a custom HUD skin. Or I might buy one. Prince Zuko...let me show you my "bending " skills. Is that a singe digit on the price I don't. That's why I only wear makeup when I'm going out on the weekends... I literally don't know how I was able to wake up at 6:30 every day in high school and put on makeup. That seems so foreign to me now Novelty account in a non front page sub-reddit? How ballsy of you. That being said! It really does depend on what interests you. I personally love virology and microbiology but that can get a tad dry if you ever get into stuff like viral pathogenesis (which I find fascinating but it bores my classmates for some reason. That glove grab was okay?! Wow, i actually saw this on facebook first. Either facebooks catching up or i'm just not lurking enough Grid isn't designed to assign Keys by their character but their position so changing the Hotkey assigned to a unit whould just mess up the whole system. they might even evolve bones I'd flee to Canada before the bomb even touched down Okay so I went to the lady in the middle (that's the Wi-Fi club) and I'm not sure what to do next. There's no place that mentions friend codes or whatever they're called... I'm sorry I'm so dumb about this. I've never done this before He just looked at my dad like, " i think i actually recognize who this is! We did. I can only imagine what I would look like under high res... That looked like a hand ...who does that leg in the back belong to? Oooookay. I never said there was an omnipotent force *Fapping to the calculator* Everyone is really digging replying to themselves these days. wait, does that mean there's a trailer for Thor 2? ####The million dollar question...were the teeth you sold your own? On a spider freaks twitter with the quote "this is me every night" Oh, boob talk. Always happens. So you want to wash my boobies too? Oooooookkkkkk They probably thought they were downvotes...... Dude. That thumbnail looked like a screenshot. Donator perks... So... does that mean you're gonna be president? Hopefully it's better than my usual combination, which is clothes stained with booze.... Huh. I usually play the male cause I like pretending I'm all big and manly He's... a prince, isn't he? Since when did we all start assuming that princesses outrank princes in the monarchical hierarchy? Wow, you're awesomely cute ytmnd is still around? OMG! An EPIDEMIC! So let me get this straight. Dante Basco and Emily Rossum are here plus a porn writer/directer here. What does this mean It's an online version, and no, it doesn't have that thingy. It seems rather like cheating This guy looks a lot like me maybe an ancestor... Thanks, darlin'. I unfortunately need the glasses, but am due for a new pair. Perhaps softer frames? Also..I'm really debating on hair cut styles. I have no idea what might suit me. Good God. I thought there is a lag in her brain Jesus H. That's fuckin awesome...but how old is your friend? Koreans are like a robots...if they win... O_O...if they lose still Oh hey I go to school at the UofU too! Weird If it is a she.....she posted a bloody, clotted mess from her vag on the internet......if that's what it is. @_@ I...am not sure of what to say, but as a fellow female id advise you to see your gyno asap. That's the largest clot I have ever seen and im using your hand to scale. Is that the paper you wiped with? That's a cheap house. How the... wut? i dont know what i was expecting, but it sure as hell wasn't that wait, what? I'm sorry I wanted to give you an upvote for the idea but the fact you have an Xbox 360 game in a Playstation console with a Nintendo light gun was just too much. I can't help but think of that scene in the movie Hostel... TIL: Joe Rogan is the second coming of Jesus I'm going to lotion righty really well. He deserves it. I will be you're, also straight, friend who compliments you on your boss cooking skillz! NOW SHARE! Wait, someone protested against LHC? Hey, uh, I believe I know you from deviantArt I thought he WAS HCF If there is a picture out there of us sleeping that I could provide for you, I would be more concerned with how said picture came to existance. Dozens of model rockets. I am surprised they never started a fire somewhere I've never had a butter london Yeah, because prime numbers have nothing to do with cryptography, or anything useful like that. PLANNED in high school!? You know you can join literally anything out there and have a community, doesnt need to be a cult Seriously? You may be bass ackwards, but we thank you for it! Also, redhead..-drool- Ranked is just so nerf wrecking They look worse than the Mini-Baja Cars we built in College His what? Frankly I have a bit of a cold s I'm kind of out of it... do you agree with me? May I ask HOW that got lodged in your hand for SEVEN years? Jesus Christ Justin's wolverine is insane. Dat rushdown It should just be permanently in the sidebar. Lulz. You are such a badass! IN YOUR FACE to all the Christians that actually believe that you can pray things into space OK 'If they could protect the players, how goofy could they possibly... sweet jesus... On first page - article of Maxim Popenker. Are you sure that's a husky? I think that might be my eye. I was dropping mine in Oolacile township last night. this build looks great Id love to have a space heater right above my head what the hell How do 5 icons across without it being scrunched in I dont poop... someone should make this into a GIF Gawdamn! ** when im drinking there's normally no leftovers to be had....... You're into ass stains? no, can you forward it to me U.S. President Bill Clinton denies having had "sexual relations" with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky; also, Octomom's octuplets are born I thought you were in Portugal? By 1988, we knew how it was and wasn't contracted. Its not like drivers regularly exchange fluids...at least the we know about. I once went to bed in my room and then woke up outside covered in cuts....... There's more? im surprised you even thought that the extensions were the culprit When my tonsils get infected they close the back of my throat. (they are huge when I am not sick, when I am sick they close my throat). I cant eat, swallow or breath from my mouth when they are infected. This happens on average 7 times a year.. I've gone days with out eating and drinking water in pain so I dont get too dehydrated.. I want these things gone! What is that font? Italic gothic? Imagining the fragrance of all three of those things combined is making me Not for me Now on to the variants? Wow. That's what I heard ... if you need more convincing I am getting a new tune flashed next week, should be about 370 to the wheels You add random people? I meant the photographer, not the cosplayer. But that isn't to say I haven't had friends pop on nsfw before Is that the story behind your username ( i'm reminded of donnie darko... It's... Beautiful. Depends on where you live. In - say - Australia, online dating is treated a bit There's nothing wrong with anything you said, I just think it's funny that in your mind the opposite of a nerd is a drug dealer HOLY SHIT, you live dangerous Is anyone else having immense trouble working out how her anatomy works here? I just see string I had another very similar experience to that a while back during one of my more vivid lucid dreams. I was walking with some of my friends down a street. I became lucid for some random reason (this was before I even started trying to LD) and commented to my friends that they weren't real and this was a dream. They immediately attacked me and I was forced to kill them by forcing their heads together which somehow caused them to meld... dream logic Why was this on r/funny? Whaaaaaaaat! Can they sell that?! How do you consistently get 4 specific people to be able to play dota at the exact same time as you? Do you live in Wisconsin? Because this dude is all over the internet there. Google his name... clicks link. sees username. As an independent game store owner, I sure a hell hope they don't Oh man, r/atheism must be leaking agai— YOU WHAT! Jacking off before sex. "This is way better than catnip So lots of corn starch and maltodextrin..... There was no alcohol That's... just... so... It has +0 and -0. I watched Davey last night! Freaking weird. I got down to 0 and got demoted instnatly despite being at 70-80 the entire time with 2 failed promotion series. This needs some work His brother was devoured by cougars the moment I stopped talking to him I'll be your friend ( Th-those ants are stealing your weed man!!! woooo daddy, I got a ticket to killington on saturday. let's hope the bus out of nyc makes it up there, yikes! holy shit Why would anyone want to reverse it? They put out updates every so often but lots of people have various problems with them. Like the latest patch made it so I can't open up the graphics control panel (to adjust resolution, position, etc.) unless I have a guest account available. yeah "Nails used in crucifixion? And this is why, as the designer/quasi-dev with more systems access than any other person outside of IT, I don't even consider moving or deleting anything questionable without double-tripple checking with our lead dev... Wow. I got so distracted by all this talk of bidets that I forgot what this thread was about. One second it's refreshing alternatives to toilet paper and the next it's balsamic vinegar on sliced fresh strawberries. Total wtf moment right there. It's weird because I have a friend born on the 25th, then me, then another friend born on the 27th...then my friend's mom shares my birthday--January 26th--which also happens to be her anniversary, and the day on which she died... Uhhhh, maybe? oh thank god I'm not the only one who noticed that. Holy hell. I generated 1920 random solid grayscale images as the input since I don't have the source images. I wrote the code to make the frames from them to use to make the basic video. It's taking 1.8 minutes to generate each frame. It'll take 57.6 hours to generate all 1920 frames. ####I'm confused, if you're keeping the regeneration a secret, then why did you just tell me what it does 'I was really pulling for the 8th grade girl' ####I don't see anything unfair about witnessing battles and writing down abilities used and comments made wow My husband told me the armpit area hurts worse that the elbow All three combined Omg You mean the puck, right? She looks constipated mind=blown? WTF? Maybe he was hinting that wanted to let you watch Yes exa-beetle There's really nothing like a moment when the whole audience goes completely silent over a intense scene. There's something about hearing the audience while onstage that lets you connect with them dude! she looks just like my girlfriend Honestly, I can't taste the difference. The resolution...is so...glorious I need to drive on that road. Fungle wasn't considered OP when the duration was 8 666 This guy is a size 16 too Random question: did you just recently get her? If so, her re-release looks REALLY different than the original My favorite is the fairy net on Soul Calibur 2 I hope this is a joke. 60k loc? Is it just me, or how did your ES regen not get interrupted by mobs hitting you? i really love your photos, but I feel like the grid presentation could be more creative. No ideas here, just being an asshole i guess. I'm just wondering how they'd write a movie where the main character doesn't say a word. you already have 2 items Bleeding? Jesus If you caught HIV in the week before you were sent back you could seriously fuck everything up. On coffee I could see it. There are not many varieties of tea in my area though. Snacks... I love snacks so much, but what about the SOCKS?! Ronaiah Tuiasosopo strikes again ...Dafuq.... The guy playing the washboard with a pair of spoons was the best member of the band ! Make it wallpaper sized. NOW When the puppies first jump toward the cat, its eyes just go.. I feel like I just walked into /r/foreveralone! I just have to ask... How do you manage with those keybinds? 1-5 for Utilities and Z-B for weapons? My brother's name is Chazz. That awkward moment when someone who can actually type, knows this. The only time I've almost hit a moose was in Finland! We've hit a ~deer in Sweden though. On the motorway. Is this a photography of a TV? *puts hand on tissues* Oooh, gotcha, thanks! I didn't think they'd call Buffalo Wild Wings that name I'd like to spine crawl your spore the clutch is on the steering wheel You mean…the present? What she is wearing her costume. Yeah. Ours goes as far as to remind us that Field workers aren't to sexually harass customers. Dang man, I joke about banging my friends sister who is a year under, but you have some shitty friends is that the house from MAMA!? Fuckin' Catholics, what a joke of a religion. You fuck little boys....kill people....worship some guy in a clown suit (the pope) which is corrupt as any fucked up person in the world, and all is forgiven. A little girl is going to die because her sick-ass step-father likes to fuck little girls and the mom and doctor are excommunicated.......... Yeah. Your government really subsidizes the wrong things: gas and shit food. Considering i've been using a top notch ripper, which rapes all other necros with no probs - these guys were made out of brick walls Why's the reporter wearing two watches? I didn't even notice the date. That makes it even weirder that it's listed for sale on Debenham's website. Trying to open cockpit in mid flight.... No. FFs and zealot archon hmmm so Syrup nails is the same color just more layers? yeah I guess I wouldn't know Is it supposed to get you high or do your taxes? I just saw you in a thread about /r/outside, weird Ah yes. Tough love is the way but what if Swain is five steps ahead of Fiora's one step ahead Claro, han funcionado bien porque cuando trotan dicen cosas xenófobas. ¿Ah? There's... git itself, which is native on Linux. I've never heard of the iron part. Milks main parts are butterfat and protein... He looks the a future therapist minus the 'the'... holy shit Yeahh.. Also that is under 'excess'!. Cats are strict carnivors who already intake quite a bit of iron from meats. I just went and looked at my 'whole milk' carton. Says 'Iron: 0%'. So yeah I'm not sure either why people think this about the milk why is this happening to me DEM EYES hahaha right?! I saw some CG the other day that was like...$2....and $113 for shipping no effing joke....i was like Budding psychopath is right, OMG! ... I just realized that the DOTA2 logo... was supposed to represent the map... two dots on the corners are the bases and the line in the middle is the river I honestly don't know how it works. I'm sure it's some kind of illegal-ish. But, I've never been called for jury duty. My sister is only 20 and she's already been selected twice for jury duty Did they adopt the 2 normal kids? Or else Uhm.... you're getting $80 CPMs for mobile ads...? we must be in the wrong business Lightning magic ._. ..... Still not dragon slayer magic .... Apparently I have more girlfriends then I was aware of. is it safe? Oh my God! That is so cruel! There are funnel cakes at St. Jacobs? Spai? I... uhh. I was talking about toys n such but god damn Bam And it looks like reddit ate some of my replies That one chicks arm And see, I'm bad. If I saw you in a tattoo parlor, I'd be like YEAH this guy knows what he's doing. If I saw you in a fancy restaurant I'd go To be honest I never checked out runes before level 20 It was still a kick return My eyes, or right eye to be exact. I've always had a "birthmark" in the pupil of my eye in the shape of a near-half moon. Its a white spot directly in the center of my pupil, and since its white, my pupils are always dialated to different sizes. It doesn't impede my vision at all either, which is nice. So quite literally, I'm a Well whats with all the terrible Apple puns then? ... Yet. Dude, nobody told me that I have an accent. oh jeez, I'm really flattered This pose makes her look a lot smaller to me That's an eating disorder now? I need help That is amazing! My youngest dog ate 3.5 ounces of dry pudding mix and three days later vomited up all of it Yeah that's what I liked about the RS's, Instead of being convex, they're flat faced. Also depending on the width and offsets, they can have some HUGE lips on them. Really love the wheel design all around, but they're anywhere from 3-6x the price of a set of style 5's Why do you insist on repeatedly going to this shady bar You have very beautiful eyes... WTF??? You have different colored eyes!!!! no ones ever said that before she's really that bad? His English is ridiculously good... at first I thought it was fake because of how good pronounciation and how non-Korean his voice sounded. Someone burned a bootlegged copy of Bullets on my xbox. This was around the time that Three Cheers had come out and I had at that point only heard "I'm Not Okay." and I seriously did not like that song (at the time, I don't mind it now). So one day I'm playing Black and I decided to go with a custom soundtrack. Seeing a bunch of unnamed mp3s, I was like "fuck it lets go." Level One, decending the stairs and "Vampires Will Never Hurt You" starts playing. Is fountain camping a reportable offense? I didn't get this q... Are you trying to quarry with a filler? That bug has been fixed since it wasn't intended as a quarry replacement. We had it up to here The dark ages....Seriously how are there little to no records of what went on in this period of time I'm 18 and really high, I went through this uptoking all the 18year olds Why I got you tagged in purple as "Sweg"? That house looks to be in pretty good condition... what the fuck are doing dude oh my holy jesus fucking christ. I'm not tired or lethargic anymore, that adrenaline jolt woke me right up guys been caught smoking by his wife after promising her he would quit. I just noticed that a guy that I'm slightly interested in has been on OKC since at least 2009 Aww, that sounds awful. :( Was it a skiing trip? Our "russe" was spent in Prague, haha. *Much better*, I'm guessing. iwbtg stages? I don't think so. Which ones were those? What if we all already know each other? ... Most teenage girls think beards are gross. Dear god take my upvote! They would be unstoppable! Read that as "sex-education" Who is taking the pic Jesus!! He's gone super saiyan I've only watched what is on Netflix. Sad really. But I have a door poster of the tardis.. too bad ASU swimming couldn't even beat a Division II swim team this year Dat checking line Tranny and gay videos in one of your tabs.. you should get that checked out dude its happening to ppl on random sites You aint got swag? (Thats a term .. right? So weird.. And mods deleted my post on it Omg he looks so much like you! what if they know, but think you're a trans and don't say anything out of respect? Dat snap. I need an NSFL tag on this stuff Coming from SR only player: what are those items? Most people I talk to say they make guys look like their dad. Widow Mines got buffed............. Oh my god... You look alot like that alien from futurama He beat Senna in 1994. Senna died in 1994. I got schooled 149 Holy shit. Are you my boyfriend or his borther/sister? Do you live in Quebec, Canada?... OMG Santana's GF when did kai work with charles glass? Hagfish as basal vertebrates instead of allied to lampreys? The audio was on like a 14 minute delay There's a storage "community"?! So this is what our military is doing...nice I was finally going to start playing the beta and switch out of WOL completely, but this reaction makes me not want to at all tom riddler? I know!!! I can't stop watching. He's as tall as Ronaldo tho The nostrils are like this o∞o before it gets to the spontaneous generation is true lol this would be my guess...I thought of it awhile ago but couldn't figure out why she'd have it one on her at all times. Oh, I didn't know that. Will use again This gif matched up perfectly with the music I was listening to when I opened it. Awesome, pick, but HOLY SHIT what is wrong with his elbows at the end? I have not... I'm not even sure if they're legal I was Googling a drug I had been prescribed for pain management following a surgery, and I had only typed in the drug's name when Googled autofilled it to "Oxycodone **street value for one pill**". ... This is literally 5 minutes from my house lol, Its a Time Warner call center. I get those letters once or twice a month....and I have TWC Holy shit they've been around since '99? Is it free shipping? Oh dear, that chain tension Holy shit, the creator of this petition lives in the same town I do. oh! well i like you too! so we shall be friends Now I'm just wondering why we'd even think that in the first place, these are college kids! You mean there is a first Wonderful Terrific Monds? My eyes simply went I've been up since 1am yesterday, and I feel loopy. Reminds me of that freaky scene from Skyfall Ooh what is whataburger adult film stars..wai .wut Are online leaderboards now considered DRM ? So, maybe this was an elaborate role play...? Why do you want information on me I read the word Steam and i imagined it like a big hairy, 3 headed dragon where does all that tissue come from You don't think that undressing of Ekman-Larsson is reddit worthy? Hm, I always thought it was UP-B then down during startup to cancel it, no wonder I could never pull it off What the heck is behind the dog? What? We (here in Australia) know it as a American thing Holy fuck @ Cundiff What would be ironic about that? is it the same chick? the one with the face has the mole near her clevage. But the one without the face doesn't. Our student unions sell beer. Very common to see grad students and professors sharing a pitcher, especially when us undergrads are taking finals. My last research poster presentation gave all guests a free beer vouchers. And I don't drink punishment = burden So they give out 1month free XBL due to a cloud error, but to loyal customers that have been paying and playing for years get .. 20 ms points? No sound? I've been watching this for five minutes searching for where the loop ends I just read that the other night I, for a second thought that there was a teddy bear in the fire and thought how terrible burning a teddy bear in a fake plushy fire I love your username! Indeed >Black Ops II, 3rd Prestige." I give him a Don't worry, enemas generally aren't administered before labour anymore. And yeah.. good luck to anyone trying shaving when heavily pregnant This is actually pretty hot. Two Indian guys going at it. Do you mind describing these sexual episodes with your Uncle in more detail? Grammar in the title .... i need it via game coz the new courier evolves Your line manager won't let you come in later then (or even stay home whole day) due to the time spent till 3:30 AM in the night? wow You know...this freaks me out, because I use my Mac for school and my MacKeeper found tracking software in it! OMFG.... Out of curiosity... how do you even attach anything to your report? Texture Pack? TIL Brazil isnt THAT bad I wonder how many people know their fifth+ cousins but are unaware of the connection. "teeny-boppers" Funny you should say that, a Chinese takeaway fairly near me got done a while ago - it was next to a river and got caught pinching the ducks i live in germany as well and i NEVER saw horse meat in a supermarket Fuckin' 'Ell! I wanna play! When would a redirect from HTTP to POP3 ever be necessary or make sense? What's with the "army" uniform in 2006? I got it, and I'm on mobile too. Ah, didn't know what it meant. Just noted the U.S. Army and went Ugh in the weirdest/rudest way possible. I was like 5 months along in Walmart with my 2 year old, and some guy kept walking by me going "mmm" "mmm" then after like the 5th time asked MY SON "damn boy, how does yo mamma handle all that ass??" Again!? If corrupt cops quit the force people would want them back? That seems totally logical.... 90 upvotes dicen que es relevante It looks like it's gonna bite you... No wonder they won the war...Brutal sons of bitches... My mind has been blown Um. Hm. Mine too I don't even know what Homepath is Really? I used to think Sonera is crap but now... it's über shit. Nothing good comes when you work with swedish people how about your stomach? I strangely like chubby and hairy stomachs i hope he broke his neck WORD.... Looking out the window at night, because clearly a psychopathic murderer was going to suddenly appear and smash his way through the glass and into my face oooh la la i'm kinda curious how you have no health or sheild at level 30 That would be epic Texting vs calling is a huge issue in my opinion. Also, chatting (such as FB chat) falls under texting in my opinion. If you're into someone, and you talk to them by chatting/texting, you're not really getting to know them. You may get to know their likes/dislikes, but their personality doesn't shine with these two methods of communication. Instead, many people (obviously not everyone) tend to be fake, including myself. If a girl i liked texted me, i would wait several minutes with a thought out response before I texted back. A lot of the, this response is not the same one I would give had we been talking in real life. This automatically makes it not genuine and also not spontaneous. Chatting and texting is useful to draw out a conversation. For example, if theres nothing to talk about, u simply need not respond until you come up with something. When on the phone, and you run out of topics, u get that awkward silence or just end the conversation. I personally think getting to know someone is best done in person or through a phone call. Texting and chatting is great for communication, but its nota great way to really get to know somebody on a deeper level than whats on teh surface. Also, for some people, who are super sarcastic, you can't show sarcasm in text Top knobs do not align with rest of knobs that's kind of what I was getting at. douche bags will be douche bags, but as long as your cautious and not overly paranoid in most everything in life, you should be fine. trying to get to know someone before meeting up is always a good idea and there's always safety in numbers... unless he/she brought the numbers and you're all alone DAT ASS. haha i've made it a whole 3 days *Browns* Is the caddie a car or the person holding his golf bag??? oh, my bad it's just a "fetish" thing... Must be something big if they actually have to take servers down this time - and that's saying a lot considering the size of some of our previous updates I have nobody to count laps for me so I have to count in my head: 0.2k, 0.4k, 0.6k, and on and on until I reach my goal People don't like mods? Sure, will PM (and removing my number from the internets Yeah dude.. Not in the traffic, but rather on the sides of the road where the snow plower goes. Recipe? I will refrain. I don't want to be responsible for our team losing. My friend is an SF fan, and three weeks before the superbowl he said "You know what I'm worried about? SF has never lost in the superbowl. I'm wondering now if the football gods think it's time" They heard him... Like space? What id your on you phone? Use the tip of your finger? this wasnt in the version of mahou shoujo i watched I left a reply to a comment about pooping in this thread and it was only halfway through reading your comment in my inbox that I realized it was about driving hmm ok Alexander measured 90th, and came out 98th And an extremely poor grasp of human anatomy. Look at that knee, for God's sake. It looks like she a scar from some kind of horrible industrial accident. It's not that difficult, just do it with the edge of your eye tooths You look like a girl I know. Kinda weird. I just had a moment of realization that the announcers aren't behind the camera...I came to that conclusion when I was little and never questioned it until now. My world view has crumbled. I saw that! I looked up something like "how to use Reddit" and saw about some scary stuff. Oh wow! What a relief! I think this is the first time I've seen someone get Reddit gold but zero karma If Peyton Manning and Reggie Wayne didn't exist, he would be in the running for my favorite NFL player period. And he's not even on my team. Well that sounds like it needs to be fixed then. Damn you're a good artist. Wait... What? I pretend to be asleep in the middle of the night so my SO wakes up for the diaper change. The lava Never said it was mine JGL reposted my photoshop. Then it was on Conan Some years ago there was a kid in my sixth grade class, several people spotted him picking his nose, hiding it in his desk, and saving them for later spoiler much Quantum blue screens collapse folded universes and create new ones. We must stop this at all costs... Railguns sound like fun, What the hell did he do? I dont think you can mount the struts to the hood Why do I have you tagged as 'get off my lawn guy'? christ! i didn't know i could get this much anxiety from a picture It is either a chunk of element, maybe Russia was there before us ( After I created my account and linked it to playfire , I can`t get the game . After clicking buy button and next , it give me an error ( After process screen ) that there was a problem and I got a full refund . I try to do it again and it says that I already got the game Implying there isn't screens with direct feeds of the players screen on the mainstage at MLG/WCS where he played, and people behind him otherwise in the player area I have green..I'm pretty sure it's teamwork. it's supposed to be 12-20 in here Lol I have a friend that talks about the annunaki every time he smokes Lets discuss the fact that I just applied for a job in Seattle(where weed is legal now) at a place that sells bongs, whippits and dildos and they're giving me a urine test. Actually, that's mostly what I remember, too. The normal actions of a normal, level headed being. It switched sides in the second photo He's probably scared he will get your baby pregnant. Nothing's scarier than an infinite loop of pregnancies. Imagine if he the got your baby's baby pregnant! What did i just watch I live in texas and I haven't even seen this yet Dude...a sammich maker???? My, My what is on that bag I guess you didn't pay attention to the rest of the video? That I'm notorious as a rotten apple at my previous high-school In a question about the evolutionary advantage of earlobes *you* make a creationist/intelligent design comment and *he* has "an ideological agenda"... you'd think more people would be into people killing people farming kills on a strange on idle people sounds like a movie And I didn't know that when you click Diablo on top of the armory page on bnet his eyes turn red !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy ....!!!! my god I never realized I was disturbed by this until now That's your pin number. Those eyes.... My first job out of college I was making $145/week with no benefits (1982 - yeah, old guy here, do the math and then get the fuck off my lawn). This year I am making about half of what my nephew makes. I've had about 30 different jobs, became a teacher at age 40 and vested into a pension fund at age 50. If I'm lucky I'll be able to have an extra can of tuna once in a while after I retire at 70. So I think my fellow alum who recently sold his business to Google for $450 million can cover my end of things. "I usually just keep the tampons in the freezer and suck on them or eat them later" ... What? We have a lemon tree and it's either pick the most sour fruit ever or watch it rot off the tree. I've never seen a sweet lemon come from that tree. Woah, I didn't realize hellbats had that high of DPS Potm Bottom? Put it lbgw and link it to me. I can have? I'm not sure how this applies considering Regi crushed the lane gray's the best, saw this being made Non armored units with armor? so units with armor? I think he/she is telling everyone to stop watching or playing basketball and football and study. I think...... Daaang. We're forecasted for like 24" but might end up being 30"+ Your parents *seriously* did tried that? Holy shitsnacks! I'm drinking some now! Dunkin' Donuts dark roast--brewed at home. So delicious! Who the hell downvotes a post made by a man playing guitar in space? WAIT! I get what you're saying but it isn't like she's gonna go re-fuck the dead husband... Kay good. No thanks. I've still got mine. Just need batteries. Very good, also close there is M&M's and Fiskers. The location may have some in Mrn flair? ... apparently voyeur porn reminds you of Ronald Reagan? Pretty crazy, the crashes look even worse In Fahrenheit that equates to...137.84° F I'd put this in somebody's bed and wait nearby for the shrieks of terror. That's a ... Damn. That's awesome. Why thank you I know I was probably the only one to do this but when I saw the note I thought she wrote it for her father to find as a cute way to ask him to a father daughter dance. Then it hit me and my eyes went request: If you are non-monogamous, share Avg? 265-270? On what planet is that avg? Where do you go about getting rose water toner? Whats freaky is the fact that I played with Lego's for about 10 years and never once did I think to use the little black wrench with the really thin side to help in this particular situation. It took some years later and a five year old to show me that. No no. All cisgender means is that you identify with the body you've been born into. Essentially the opposite of trans. Cisgender is to transgender what heterosexual is to homosexual. That's all it means. Which is why it's so weird to see it thrown around with such venom on occasion second? How did you manage to install GW2 on a potato? Ha ha how did you know I was watching that one Why are people downvoting you? What the fuck was he even asking for? Yeah I had a lot of fun playing it. Even 2. Though I played 3 of the 5 campaigns on on expert by myself so I could finish them :/. I haven't even finished Borderlands .. I may or may not have 2 I thought at first when readin the title, 'Omg, some noob seeing his first spider jockey, CARE.', but nope, this is something different. I'm hoping I'm not being duped by sarcasm, here. Maybe he thinks you're a hell lot hotter than you think you are. Also, maybe he's kinda awkward despite his looks, that's why he hasn't asked you out yet Didn't their GM go to the Jets Hang on where is this from? A friend of mine has this as their bio on twitter and I genuinely thought he just made it up How does Volibear do so much damage with a shurelyas and a ghostblade I hope you get like 4000 Karma for that How does that knobbly protrusion resemble an arm? read this as 'I just hope a lose my period'. Pringles? I'm dissapointed... They are from Russia after all I'm only lvl 6 there. With no Party Windows (ok, there are external webs, but I prefer to do all without alt-tabbing), making a group is a waste of time for me. A week ago I spent more than 30 minutes for nothing, spamming LFG in LA Wait, so you are or are not experiencing RLS pain? I DIED of Aww'ing... There has been one for a few days I just This is /r/blackpeoplegifs meets /r/asianpeoplegifs. It's perfect. Well, we never see the arc extinguish Oh wow, they actually... they actually look really good I can't imagine how many PMs he's getting... The Smart 4 2 was in his OFFICE?! how upper? this might have in one swoop negated my wish to try sky diving Wow, I had no idea you could do that Have fun... playing League?! It is also slightly terrifying because I haven't counted my nail polish in awhile. I think I'm getting the same thing. Tried to load an ISO of Tails (tor), and it mounts in windows as a CD drive (and a secondary, unformated removable storage drive? Nastiest looking lollipop ever with that color I wish my Sylvari guardian was a Norn or Human :( The Sylvari have such skinny legs and tiny tiny tiny feet Are you sure you can create an archon out of HT + DT? There is no indication of the last zone whatsoever? HOLY SHIT that game Switzerland is the most secular nation, in the entire world. What are you talking about. I never knew there was a music video I do want companionship, first and foremost I think. And I think I would like romance (I really love music about love and all that stuff etc. also pretty big into musicals I'm in the US though... Weird Hey don't say that. I was watching your stream the other day, I only left because you decided to go on your smurf to kill noobs lvl 3 dragon. That bow looks like the drawstring broke is it only me or did it look like wickd and snoopeh wanted to kiss each other ? I would imagine you wouldn't want to touch it Thanks so much This one got a pretty solid But you posted this...to gain.. Karma. I don't think you know what the phrase "I dropped the ball" means. Linda Blair Do Consolation Keys give life pots? *what?* Should be able to, Use my phone to post all the time After years of playing the Sims Unleashed (the one with kittens and puppies), I realized that "unleashed" was referencing to a dog leash. TIL in US the sales tax is not included in price. oh really? thats a confirmed thing? This is amazing. Thank you. What if spiders all over the world start to realize that they can accomplish more by working together? Oh science matters because god did it! Look at how many downvotes Draxter65 is getting! I think they're trying to suppress it getting out!! Oh right.. wow. How do you break a 6gv2 is that a plunger? Grammar is only 'traditional', now? Dear god you're attractive It depends. Boots 5 is sometimes good on support. Like sometimes I get boot 5 if my lane is winning so I can just pay mid a visit from time to time to gank their mid laner Can't Unsee Mother of God that was creepy Ill be damned...we DO have working missile defense Thanks, I love reading about this stuff. Some of it is really familiar, a lot of it I had no idea existed I thought Claudio had dreads in this picture I am honestly shocked that in all the threads he's been in, it hasn't come up once. I read "cut/chop/slice" and for a second there I thought you we still talking about botched vasectomies Okay, I honestly thought it was just a random string on nonsense at first Hahahahaha! Yes. People masturbate eerily often... Who hacked doubelifts twitter? ... I have 15 RROD consoles in my basement Wait... People actually did three playthroughs? This is offensive...!! My wife is an English major and.. hmmm.. well... she has no job at the moment but she is really smart.. >(and in some cases, parents That's the only thing about him that's even vaguely humanoid I see what you're trying to do but for some reason it's not working on my brain and I'm seeing right through it. Even more interesting is that I've never seen this before but I get the concept behind it perfectly. I think I just found an even bigger mindfuck inside my own head than the one you were originally sharing They're very poisonous Yes, they informed their Ambassadors of this about 12 hours ago. Have a good night! I'm going to sleep soon, too. Caught some kind of nasty cold and can't possibly stay up another 5hrs like I usually do. Wow, how many formal outfits does she have? This is just creepy... People like him should come with warning labels The very little snow I encounter here I can say I would definitely hate cleaning my car. TIL snow comes in strata. ugh yes the $50 is ridiculous especially when we're already on the what? the 3DSi now? Dear god it was hard to get all these people to focus long enough to film it! 100 bucks for a relay ? Seems like a measured response OMG, I just remembered I used to think it was Ying and Yang when I was little That's from my library who trips in the kitchen Yeah, see the Marshal title? Woops I forgot about that. Probably around 60-65 maps then Who's the most popular mayor in the world? Damn, reading through this thread I feel like I'm the only person who got a Commuter case that actually works. It's a weird system Welp, I know what passive I'm getting next Did I read that correctly? They literally put it in beef? How do you only put 1,800 miles on your car *a year*? hmm.... Either this image is 'shopped or that is one very fashionable hedgie... My face was like Nostalgia describes happy memories. Were you that nerd that enjoyed elementary school? ^----THIS WOULD MAKE SENSE. you're going to shovel that much snow? Doesn't Einstein have some theory of relativity or something, though. Is what you're explaining what it gets at ** Giggling running away... slides and falls in a giant puddle Russian boner. Do you ever have caps lock on and type the opposite but what would it mean? I've always interpreted I currently working; had studied in SIM. Took out loan from the bank and still paying it off... interest rate is 6.25%. Yeah, I was confused by the fact that the damage shows up ingame as magical damage (purple color) - it really is physical damage but usually isn't it based on demands? idk as well lol im a noob trader I put text in the post, but it didn't show, and now I can't edit it?! wow I am impressed at your knowledge. Also, as I have just googlesd and found out skydives normally take place from 12000 feet... I am seriously reconsidering this life goal I fucking love using ** You could beat it? I swore it never ended. I played it for ever and ever and ever and it just seemed to keep on going. lol, then make it cheaper Brings back some fond memories. I'd forgotten all about this song. Thanks for brightening my day. How do you die 35 times in a game and still come out with a win? Switching gear incurs a load time? I wonder how many hours it took to perfect that Wow this is strange. I had a teacher once tell me that it takes people 21 tries to memorize something. It might be coincidence or there might actually be something there I was kicked for flying(which to myself I was, because at the time my internet was terrible, so when I attempted to double jump I started to fly I AM miss Hippie992 i think that may have been a compliment to saint vicious Dat throw in An 18x12 mousepad? Did you make this? I think I know the smacker.. Apparently it is common in Russia.... You look like the guitarist out of system of a down OP... w-will deliver Ohh OpinionatedSouthern you can make Brownie bites too! That would be insane if that much movement was normal through the end of pregnancy... I may not sleep again for the rest of the pregnancy In the code at that link an unwary programmer could call split on a string, get a vector, call split on the same string again with different arguments (or from another thread) and mess up the first vector... Sounds like I should get a ring and just pretend. How the fuck did that not go in? What happened So much pink.... Really? Why do we need a sheep? OMG I love that skirt! I MUST KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM. *That*'s Roy? Killen som pratar i andra videon Did you even play the game? Bahahaaha it's mostly random people I dont know why but looking at it makes me hungry mind = blown in the 8th pic is the little boy in the backpack I have him RES tagged as "Faps to Velma"... DAYUM!!! Weird. The Archer one looks an awful lot like my ex, 'cept his eyes are hazel-y. Never thought that about animated Archer... Well, time to activate SteamGuard. 500+ games and counting, wouldn't ever think about a second account. She's still there. yr seriously I thought I'd watch that film after reading this. they whole god damn film starts with an attempted suicide!? A little smiley face?? Your understanding of maturity is absolutely amazing Scary snoo snoo! Bageebas! Thank you! What do you mean with the exception of Tofino I have 1100 tact inserts used..Then again I have 14,000 C4s NO WAY! Now what did those guys do my stream kinda died There's no way that bird was captured in that spot on purpose... Right?..... I may have not payed enough attention to this, but did they really say Ducksauce in the movie? Because anyway I read it, Daxos rings as Dacksose to me too. Also, I was surprised, when in the movies Theon pronounced Asha's name as Yara. I'm happy too. But then I saw your username Girl, I am due the 20th, but scheduled to be induced this Wednesday the 13th...I'm hoping so hard that I can just go into labor naturally in the next day or two. Each day feels a little closer to the real thing! Aww! Poor thing. Our girl starts crying when people laugh loudly, so I can only imagine what would happen if that had been us. Mutated genitals doesn't go over as well as you would think Add this to the list of movies to watch BEFORE letting my kids watch them... That was my first ever Korn CD and I love it to pieces. I noticed it, but not the slenderman part. I understand where you're coming from, but as a former pastor's kid, let me tell you--pastors do a whole heck of a lot. Between visiting parishioners, attending weddings, funerals, etc., etc., they're extremely busy. My dad was always exhausted and tired when I was growing up. Imagine being at over 1,000 people's beck and call. Day or night. We'd get phone calls from old ladies in the town asking my dad to fix their plumbing. Because somehow ministers are magic. *From Dusk Til Dawn* Oh look! A fun ultra-violent caper film! Suddenly: Vampires! I was in the same boat! Decided to bite the bullet and buy an MSI lightning There is nothing wrong with being gay - what's wrong is you using gay to insult this dude. I find this so strange. BBBILY being a good analyzer? Since when? What were you planning on doing to a koala that you looked this up? Brutal Yeah, people hating on people who say O_o, needs to stop immediately. Little Nemo's Adventure in Slumberland, that sludge that comes out of the big door? Awful.. and Felix The Cat with the robots hunting them down. Yet I watched them on repeat several times... TIL that I'm a falacy monster it was the pointy parts that were lethal. A few of my friends have drawn blood from them So I just got off a plane in miami and checked the lol sub to see whats been going on since I departed earlier today and I see this has blown up reddit... Holy shit... I'm a Bengali kid named adnan too oooooo soooo pretttyyyyy effin creepy How did I not see that So did *you*... woah those dudes look badass I have no idea. 60 up, 58 down? I mean, not like I care about karma, but wtf is so polarising about that comment? I think someone did that to THIS thread. Well there's always going to be that difference between practical application and theoretical dps. I remember doing a Mutilate build that depended on poisons being up in order to do a large portion of its damage, then there was 1 fight (which we had on farm status) that had a boss immune to poison, and they kept pointing out that my damage was lacking that fight even though I beat all the other rogues in every other fight (not to mention I was always the only rogue doing interrupts). its twitchs fault you have shitty internet. great logic Thanks for putting that in my mind Whoa... so like... a time-warp gun that shoots a bullet near the speed of light into your enemy Huge.... I could've sworn it works for me, I've been on a big Elise jungling spree and whenever I do build it, I always see the tooltip go up from monster kills ikr.... I didn't mean *whilst* tripping that is one huge mistake I will never make again why did Miller take the 3 I don't know what the hell was wrong with *me* staying around so long. That was back when I had shitty self esteem I guess. ...they don't??? Hmm yeah I just saw that, guess I was way wrong. I got Astramentis in like 50 chances so I guess I'm lucky too. you made that really hard on yourself Wait a minute. If Galactus eats planets for energy why doesn't he just go straight to the source and eat stars instead? Could I kill them and get away with it? Should I dismember the body and feed it to an animal or take it somewhere and burn it? Just hide cydia It shows 14,95$ for me Tim Conway skinny dippin'.... good times... Hi, fellow PK! *waves* Have you had to go into therapy as an adult, too? How do you even breed trees 1 chicken is crying And if it is continually growing, what is it growing into? Did my post crash their site? haha, awesome xP I'm sorta looking into becoming one so thanks for replying. The shift work thing is crazy though. Peoples lives are in your hands and youve been working all day long Looks like you might need two hands ** and if the kick never happened... then they never ran into him wait I'm so confused...Who is Bae? I was thinking it might be Henry's dad...am I wrong Hi and welcome! I'm in grad school for Biomedical Engineering, and boy is it fun...I also majored in Chemistry as an undergrad. XD Oddly...my favorite numbers are 3 and 7 in any combination. My wifi is on there That Passat looks pretty out of place there What the fucking fuck fuck was that LSD Should have sanded the shelf ends a bit more, however I did sand the entire bookshelf because it had brown sparkly paint which caused the texture of the wood to be rather rough.. Jesus christ.. I would hate to have that happen. I'd sue him so fucking fast for all of that. you'd have no idea. So did the kid just work at walmart the entire time? How does this work? Where do you find the serial card I really liked it. I wouldn't recommend watching it while tripping though A razor Zeus patch? Wasn't that like more than a year ago? Oh man, I love all sorts of games! Video Games, Board Games, Card Games, Game Games! I am wondering who his "daddy" is... is this possible on iphone5? That was great. Wonder if it would have the same effect on someones head... Thatd be one hell of a torture technique I don't have a pic, but it's always been eerie to me hiking in Korea and coming upon a Korean-war abandoned bunker/machine gun nest It's an awesome looking spring in the shape of, a spring. that charr tail is very suggestive Fortunately, I don't need one of those, but my sister just got one for $80 or something. I was like... that a featur not bug they made there arms bigger (It's better than congratulating your mom on turning 44, then going crazy with the card and have the number 44 ALL OVER the card I sure hope people don't follow You just described me, even my name Why not Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon? Ironwill wasn't even a villain Liquid crack. Benedict XV's motto was "religion destroyed." 8970? > Ironwill wasn't even a villain Kinda looks like her hair is short... WHAT HAPPEN TO THE POOPS!!!! like a penis? This is why we need gun control. Nördglasögon " Not sure if anyone else watched the Grammys " the link does not seem to be working for me "Oh yeah dude!" WTF did I just watch? Good God what have you been feeding this poor child???!!?! 15 minutes or since you were 15 years old? Double rippers damage is OP, it literally carves trough packs. Sometimes I feel like I must have trouble hearing because I miss so much of what people say... So yeah. Dem tits. Indeed you are I already have a baby xwee.. I forgot I could comment Quit gaming? Does...not...compute /r/KarmaConspiracy I know someone who named her kid Aerith Excpet he hits harder than the ad early game My friend once sent me this link accompanied by the text, "Is this you?" And I was like... is this a real link? Correct, It seems I'm not an expert when I'm not sober It's beautiful. no you're a huge dick There are supposed to be ~10 books, but obviously, Larsson died before he could write the rest. The first three books make you wonder about Camilla's story since she is only ever mentioned in passing and never makes an appearance. The Millennium Trilogy is the most recent set of books that I finished and I love them! Although, his descriptions of sandwiches and Lisbeth's computer specs can be a little I've seen worse; a guy from Hawaii was going to throw some hot water on his windshield to thaw the ice. This has happened a lot after 3.0 came out I've never heard of Gosh before Do you usually write code where you can only see like 15 lines at once? What do you eat? (. Probably for the HP and Tenacity When was the last time KU was ~~the underdog~~ ranked lower when we played? I've never tried earl grey! Holy sh.. f... what?? thats still going? wait...he...whaaaaat...... how can your eyes even register that high It is impossible to resist... HAHAHAHA I love our crazy nap schedules. I should definitely be doing the same, but I had to gift my Valentine. In the meantime, coffee is keeping me sorta awake... *I NEVER NOTICED THAT* "Oh wow! That beavers anal gland looks mighty scrumptious...think I'll have a taste!" Reddit.. is huge Non-American English jargon is confusing to me. My conure tends to bite. He's very snuggly, but then suddenly he will chomp into your finger Oh wow. TIL I have photic sneezing. I just always joked that I was allergic to sunlight Damn She Has Some Crazy Bush, It Doesn't Have To Be Bald But, At Least Trim It Some Therefore, this is a justified move? What sword is that Growing up with black christian parents, you at first think they were saved since birth. Learned that all my brothers are half-brothers with different dads, one of which my mother gave up for adoption and due to the other one she dropped out of Boston University with a full-ride university for engineering. My parents almost never got together because my dad had 'wandering eyes'. And they both used to drink [ Is that a real skull Wait, you may have something there! This is gorgeous. I want to order the black one Well if only he douched more often. Dat sweat Heh. I actually skipped the thread the first time around, assumed that 68mpg was the speed of the oncoming traffic, and that I was making a strange sort of joke. But apparently it actually was the skateboard travelling that fast. Whoa, creepy, we had a fire at our apartment this morning too! Recipe please! I need to make this Good Grief! Her boobs make Beth Chapman's look small in comparison! Wow! And then _Django Unchained_ wins... What texture pack is that? It's so smooth. So much gold in this thread. Wow I always answer the pizza man in my boxers... Z wouldn't help him. Then he couldn't even copy the original text again! So much worse. I've always wished I could read minds. You could learn sooo much about people. This will sound terrible, but I've lived here for 4 years and have yet to go to Disney. Ooh, sweet, thanks for that! I had no idea; training my pet for the first time for the BD, so I still haven't really been in. khali vs henry Uh does that fit into the story right? Wait, Vince called Vicky and asked who she was talking to? Is he not watching RAW? Dale? I thought Save Phace was good?? You mean a... female? ( i've been found out.... I always enjoyed watching the school plays....not so much enjoyment from the coloring I just realize 250 diamond supporters x $1000 means $250,000 dollars. at first I was like You'll have to excuse me but.. Says a heroin addict? really an incredible job! I appreciate how much time/detail she put into everything. i want that wig CESARO MY GOD The fountain works Nami: ( Never ever? Hmm. they got hacked that cat just saw into my soul and was not impressed. there is zombies everywhere, i heard a hunter ¯\ ( It's every 58-60 days. You do this at parties, don't you? With the 100% bonus, I dropped one in 8 mins for 1/4 of a level. I thought they had popped a Molly rowboat(1) ? Lol. You must be me...in the future. Ok no one has said anything and I feel like I'm going crazy... why does it look like there are two identical pairs of headphones in the first picture, but only one in the rest? You just stole thousands of karma from ppl Meh, Iunno if we want to as much. We mostly get a lot of promising-ish people that go for the tryouts, make the academy team or whatever then stop playing. Lots of people do it, you'd be surprised. Don't know who made this post though? Well, he ain't no virgin anymore! Har har! Hah, just kidding. You are only about to be 20? When I was that age, I don't think I would have cared because I was still a virgin too, and remained so until I was 22. I didn't even enjoy kissing all that much when I was 20, either. Hot girls at that Wait, it ends?! I have a pound of those that need to be eaten by Wednesday we may not have TV's but we have lots of guns I'll know. Strongly disagree. Looks more like selesnya..... on a related note, why on earth would you plate things that way? Hey Derp! I remember you too. You are almost at a year Pedophiles downvoting you Christ, me too. 13.04 is out? He starred straight into my soul..... Haha, but the game?! What about the GAME?! Conspiracy? Oh my god I just winced when he hit that lens with a hammer. I enjoy doing way too much stuff to pick a favorite! WOW Also, are you saying you jerk off 3 times a day plus sex? \( Kinda looks like Hugo Weaving I'll have you know I am an Advanced Procrastinator myself. They did not train me for multi-tasking though. How does one learn this?! I was expecting a man.. there is no man! I was surprised. I didn't notice Once I was sitting on the bus before it had left the school to take us home, and on the road outside the school I saw a pigeon get run over by a car. It was weird. One second it was there, then the next it's a blur of feathers and a corpse I think the pictures link up at the top includes photos of stuff people were gifted, etc. Because it's just a link to all of the photos uploaded in here, right (photos of gifts, screenshots of Amazon purchases)? I could be wrong since I clicked on it in the past and that's what I got...but not recently. .. What a coincidence he just called me for a rematch in soul silver with my level 97 dragonite... Are you serious? OP has created 4 threads in his short reddit lifetime. All of them videos from the same youtuber could you expand on how the hard wash helps you? Mind is blown I think Courtney had him killed resolution is 1024x676 Woah. Are you who I think you are? You're a redditor? And you were actually at this event? How the hell did I miss you? Gabe Kaplan? They are? Actually, this separated the boys from the boys who didn't have this game yet. Hahah ohh snap hope you had a good trip! I was thinking you were dosing opiates Looks like one of the tie bomber pilots My heart hurts. My eyes got so wide when he started torching it. Like this: dem flops my friend has a skin condition that causes him to have dry, flakey skin all over his body. (like a snake that is shedding) i've always wanted to ask him if that goes all the way down to his genitals (just my curiosity, i dont care if it does or doesnt) but i dont know how to, and i dont want things to be awkward. i also dont want him to think im interested in him sexually because im not what this is a game? What the hell are you talking about... you have an extremely gorgeous face and a beyond rocking body o_O you crazy if you dont agree Haha, it depends on how the work day goes! Nidalee support? what elo are u in Not only Mundos Cleavers also Lux' Shit, Nidalees Spears. Even got grabbed by invisible Blitz Hands I feel for you Need some motion sensors since I finished that post on FATAL I haven't stopped drinking ** Suicide by raoaing meeeee? what contest As... as who? Did you really have to put incontrol in title... Why repost something from 9fag that they reposted from Reddit?!?!?!?! This, uhm.... well uhm... I find this quite distrubing He woke me up last weekend wearing nothing but a tie I think I'm in central time. This was posted a few days ago.. I think mine might have three too Crysis is happening Why did you ruin it for us My friend is ghost ghost.. Advanced ghost Oh, well it doesn't come out that way for me, maybe I cook them on really low heat. Dog rapist? My win rate is so low with my friend. He is bronze 4. mfw it's called **RD - Canvas set 04**, I haven't been able to find it, maybe you will have more luck Google it Magic! Oh, man, I read "return *to* Afghanistan" and my eyes went like this --> I actually played in one of the bands on the Ms Mariella for a month at a time each trip, if you think the duty free is cheap for passengers, you should see the prices for crew! I got a bottle of gentlemen jack for about 8 euro and cartons of cigs for 20! The music taste of the typical older finn is a little strange, a bizzare mix of oom pah band and tango Read the Liveship trilogy and didn't care for it much. Also, dont' talk to me about the Soldier Son trilogy. I am trying to pretend that never happened to me. hahaha. i feel old Too... much....feels Lol, what is my excuse? I've had two cups today so I can't blame it on that hahaha! awesome! actually that was my new year's resolution last year. total fail...couldn't get past the alphabet. Half the comments scare me. What happens if the LIMEs and DEATHs combine forces?! I don't think that will be very nice those textures Do i know you? Uh, seriously!? Still looks bad to me! I think it's those eyes If you were able to use a straightener, just how long are your pubes? how high was this? You can buy smokes in a vending machine? ...I'm an Estonian, I live in Tallinn and I didn't know that But... I only asked an hour ago?! We're going to see the final two houses we like on Saturday. It really is a nice neighborhood, but it's 2 hours away from where we live now. It is a big change, but we've done bigger. 4 years ago we relocated from Pittsburgh to a town near Orlando. Someone on a stream I was watching went all three spirit stones on Singed because they're all so efficient *for a few years* But... it worked... OMG! Those feet look like they seriously need a good soak and some medication! You can tell that to my friend JP, he had his leg bitten off WHAAA... But I'm not SRS. Me and my GF can go for hours! But I can't say I have ever done a couch before! I thought "Teach the Controversy" was something people only said ironically. Whoa..... The way someone says "I sent ABC" every few days, it looks like they'll never get around to all of them... Unless they start doing some kind of one-off fest. i can't but i can see it. it's so creepy how I am the complete opposite. Uh oh... I dial 9 how the fuck did u know Came here expecting the obligatory "I've made a huge mistake," yet it isn't here... Are you in a cast? ¯\ ( I do! I was addicted from the first day...which was a couple of days ago...it's hard to turn off my computer to go to bed. For example today I was telling the enemy team jungler about him picking a bit weird pick for their team and that's why he was losing (picked zed with no tank in their team). He told me to fuck off with my flaming, crying and bitching. I was just giving him a tip you got a brand new GTI for your first car? I started in SC and tried HC after reading the power level guides here. Got carried away rushing to the ledge and have had 2 characters doe to the lightning totem @ ~lvl9, item claim? Do you mean I just should check my mail? Stalker Jesus Why was Perpetus buffed TIL there is an anime called "Amazing Nuts!". What was funny was that the cleric didnt really do anything, he just kind of stood there going... WHY DID YOU KILL THEM? because the cleric walked over and was like "Whats happening here?" The monk just kicked off and beat the crap out of them, the cleric was just standing there like Perhaps they shit so hard they turned it inside out and now they're trapped inside their own rectum for a second i almost considered being his valentine Don't turn off the traction control in the rain Lincoln is the king of spades. Dat username. dat ass What how long did that take Did he not wipe? Does anybody actually like Emmet? Not according to other posts here. imagine what his legacy would be like if he practiced free throws from time to time. Hahahahahaha...that would destroy a significant portion of RAoA! and they travel in packs. In 3 you might see a few together.... but NV has roving bands of these things. The killer was the main character in that I Heart GU vid No biggie! AFC north tough? When the pope was "elected" he was 79 years old and 11 months. The age limit is 80. good luck, when i was 250 i took 2 weeks to prep for a water fast, then fasted for 17days and lost 60 pounds.... i went right down to 150pounds and looked like a meth head My brain can't comprehend using and object in my left hand, if I need the same item in my right hand. It's hard to explain. But for instance, I grab cups out of the cup dispenser, 3 come out. I use my left hand to separate the one I need, leaving two in my right hand. Instead of using the one in my left hand, I set it down, then separate the two in my right hand, leaving the one in my right hand. I noticed that I do this, and I've been conscious about it now so I think it's getting better. Oh. My. God. Awesome. I'm teaching myself it's okay to let my nerd flag fly. I have 10's coat and I've been making adipose by hand... I just got a espn breaking news update that he is playing. am i the only one that actually noticed hes in-game name? it takes 20 minutes to get daily dodger? hmmm where is this? I once went to a chinese buffett and there were cheetos just like this DUDE PICTURE 7.. What the hell kind of tree is that? o_o -----> We need a back line The convoluted solution is project large chunks into Euclidian space and constantly adjust the bounds of the projected chunk, simulating the illusion of a flat world that falls off at the horizon by actually being a very large flat world falling off at the (unreachable) horizon. In other words, the world moves around you ....Lin's father, maybe...? Wow !...just wow... I bought one of these today. I read 'The Fountainhead' my freshman year of high school. My English teacher called me pretentious for reading Ayn Rand... I'm 26 now, and that memory still makes me go Well I see two possibilities. It is either a condom full of urine, or a condom full of apple juice. Drink it and find out. If it is juice it will have been so worth it. Maybe all the pineapple comes from Chattanooga. My hookup is there with it You didn't put Flash in the title? o_o --> Downloading it right now, what is the accounts permission for? Rub a dub dub. # Reminds me of a recurring nightmare I have... Oh god, is my mind trying to tell me something?! You mean stone her for wearing that dress? The second photo, how the heck do you even put something like that on? thank you for posting this! I live in the area and was at F.M. on Sun night as much as the single life is awesome, i've been single my whole life. i'm a junior in university, and i'm terrified that i'm going to graduate without ever having that experience. real world dating scares me I read this comic yesterday and I'm convinced it was "dom-face" then. But maybe I'm just crazy I may be a rare case but it gave me 3gigs that I never had before! We were afraid to touch the ears I just hope the mom was the big dog... i love that the dogs of reddit are stepping up! woah, I always thought CIB meant complete in box Would...would you like some syrup? Of course I'm buying it for a profit and that I'm not a collector. I mentioned it right there in my post most injured center right now It would drive me nuts having that in my field of view all the time. ( Oh my god that first game was incredible. I totally didn't think they could end it right then That album cover.... Curious. If you're spending $5000, do you still tip ~15%? That's like.. an extra $750 Why are people downvoting this ? My gods the media is getting their talons in him... Lol, apparently auto correct hates me :/ but I guess you could call it a date Fuck. Didn't see that the order of the updates was ordered by most recent. Got almost to the bottom before I realised. Still pretty much made sense ಠ_ಠ A 9800 calorie burger?! ** But, I'm not married You sound a lot like Jack Frags... same here. I meet nocturnes with a legendary skin who can 5 v1 and get 3 kills off. And if I play nocturne im getting bullied by a taric Username Why did you level up so many accounts? oh. Not even the name of the company? omg My mouth is watering.... ... Why is Piglet a girl? plus they make me think of vampire nails Get it checked by a physio, you DO NOT want to get carpal tunnel, you'll be out for 6+ months, and it SUCKS "I just got done playing with my best friend." They usually ask " oh, who's your best friend?" then with a straight face I tell them I just got done using the bathroom and I keep staring into their soul until the enivitable face Yeah yeah!!!! I'm so excited/happy about this! Im gonna gay marry my gf so hard. Umm I'm actually pretty ignorant when it comes to the processes of local politics but it passed the senate right? And now it goes to the house? And then if that passes it goes to gov??? > What happens if someone calls bullshit on you calling bullshit I think sexual histories are the hardest thing to do without giggling. There was a patient in psych who had over 200 sexual partners. My mind was like " really? i don't always secondary but for a big belgian (i see your og was 1112 Colts. I'm stuck with this stuff until next year's playoffs It's modeled after you Wh...whaha...whaaaat?! Where is this?! $230 for cable/internet/phone? Holy crap. Is it really worth paying (230/30)=$8 per day to be entertained? Internet or Cable by themselves are like 40, 50 monthly each Seemed to be Ostriches to me Big Daddy, not so much. He's a big ol' target and one of the easiest to outzone. Toro is a nightmare though Yeah, that happened to me. A couple weeks ago I watched the whole series in 5 days TIL that there are over 10 billion chickens in the world thanks to humans alone that's a lot of work And suddenly we draft a Kyle Boller clone He will break 20,000 Dotas before long... oh my god Nope. Less kind? MUST BUY. HER future? Gnomes are a bit like opportunities, they randomly pop up in specific places. I always find a couple in the museum in France, and once my sim found one in a laundry machine Holy. This one sounds like it belongs in WTF. I saw a lot of those documentaries acutally Been playing it for the first time for 2 hours and I already love it sooooo much, it is so beautiful. [ Hermaeus Mora got real scary Maybe North Korea isn't all that bad afterall and we are the ones who are brainwashed Use firefox instead, or compile Webkit from source. Why didn't I ever think to do this? That is right on the river walk/levee by the French Quarter You are a machine of evil So she hasn't been in school Especially some dude named Doctor Terrible. I would leave on Saturday morning to go play with friends, show up at noon for a sandwich, and head out the door again at about 12:30. They knew I was in the neighborhood, but had no idea exactly where or exactly what I was doing. This led to some early tobacco experiments and a garage that got burned down, among other shenanigans. ( soooo kaaaaawaaaaiiiiiii dude dat second pic face and wonderful tits. When I see "300lbs" I imagine some wobbling blob. I don't imagine some guy who looks like he eats tanks for breakfast. ....no? They always give me this face ---> I have a two buddies over 6"6 in the same group. Every time I see them (I'm short) I just get incredulous. Wait, you have to jailbreak iPhone to change the font? holy shit this would make volibear go crazy I don't even... That's a very deep layer of sand Surely there was a better solution? THANK GOD!!! what ever happened to cechmate? he just made thread after thread. was he banned from r/soccer? mlm( is reddit the fox news of atheists? doesn't it create problems in their interactions with other kids? 'you don't know FastSuperHeroSpeedExplosionNerfToy?! Complains about a repost, using a reposted GIF. going to youth group Is that a bottle of LOTION on the right side? Wow, a boxed Megaman 5 could easily go for more than 100 dollars nowadays *hey there* You are. I am. Apparently alcohol and cooking is scary to some people. Lmao this is so bizarre. IS IT? ...you can get rocket launchers? What sorcery is this ? I absolutely need to know the products you've used Why is he choking it? Wow those legs Holy shit, 220cm. That's 30cm more than me... we got the 1 french bulldog on the planet who LOVES to run. if we don't get him out to chase the ball and play fetch at the park twice a day, for at least 30 minutes each, he turns on us, and starts nipping at our feet, arms, etc. he's relentless. on the bright side, his stamina is incredible, and he's buff from all the running... my dog literally has pecs... I highly advise getting a female due to the males growing sharp tusks capable of leaving you in need of stitches How YOU doing Asians eating monkey brains Hahaha, nothing dirty... I think... Probably just T.V. And pointless chatter... Hopefully... And mine! OH MY Read the entire thing. I scaled and drew out how to build an RPG with dimensions Great job! Aside from that, giant pupils from being so happy..? some woman do.. i took it like a champ though.. Wait, wait, wait... They think I'm *telling* them what emotion to feel? What the hell? Why? How is what I'm saying, in pictures or words, not an expression of how *I* feel? I like it, and so does Reddit apparently, this picture has -1 downvotes somehow? WHERE I half expect to see spermatozoon swimming at it. well that's a very big boat I swear i saw this earlier today That's dope... what is it? On the downside, if it is right, we're less popular than spiders People do such things? Harsh You're absolutely right...you sound like a freaking cat psychologist! Weak?? Naw dude. No kidding. /r/SuicideWatch is linked in the sidebar... Is there a problem with me if I see nothing wrong with the middle part of the soliloquy you just made? what u mean with debuff from heal? Didn't realize it was a gif at first. He looks like he would eat me in one bite What happens to the other 1/4... I read this as 6 foot, 5295 lbs. ... you want to see my man boobs? Oh hey guys what's going on in.... He's gonna blaze it and then drive and die I'm good! Drinking tea mixed with rum My pleasure .. uhm .. SpazzyAzzy .. Meld lasts forever haha wow maybe we do -pats him on the back fondly- And that's just the human world. I can't fathom how huge that planet must be. The ffaaa how and why whoa I think he's a double agent You know, I'm a Christian and though I've never said that to anyone, that's been said to me because I wasn't Christian enough I have a WL of food and one of snacks lol. They can send hot dogs? somehow putting shit publicly on your head makes you the better person. a true opposite would be something like macroserenity I wonder if you can have sex while spinning in that thing Are you replying to me or the guy above me? I'm the one saying it wasn't because of religion... Oh my goodness. I want that whole outfit in the last pic. WTF is a step cousin? I'm not crazy about water marbling, but anytime anyone adds something glittery or shimmery my eyes go Cute Asian Girls eating live frogs. race.. isn't... genetic I live in South Africa and I didn't hear a peep from this shit... Aaaaaaand you've completely glossed over the whole point of the article Can somebody tell me what this means? I have no idea He basically commented 'Mwwwroow' a bunch of times, like a cat.As for your Unedit Reddit problems, no clue EPIC Cockney started off in London Inflatable dart board That dosn't make sense LegendAssassin TIL we have an embassy in North Korea Phantasy Star Online 2!!! Tags: Lizards lick my love pump Are we playing the same game ? Isn't that Warrior Tier 5 from World of Warcraft? Her new passive still scales with ad I KNOW! And I'm such a pop culture junkie! I know all the references to all the "classic, must see" movies, even the ones I've never seen. It's what makes me so deadly at Scene It I thought about Elise and then I read your name. I'm fcking scared now Yeah, cause that's funny... is she naked or something? .....You win If only Snoopeh was in champion form This is the third... He knows how to open drawers... Was this only in europe that the price floor was messed up? I hadn't even heard about this. And why would people sell so low?? What is the difference between Gimpshop and GIMP? I'll have to make him a punch card... MFA here - I did my degree in Sculpture, but I had a teacher who was a strong advocate of what I called the "student abuse" cycle of education. He'd had the shit beaten out of him as a grad student and he completely bought into the bullshit line that this was a fundamental part of getting your degree. For me the most important part was the opportunity to undertake a serious period of creative work and reflection, so I kind of decided not to partake in his little game, and it drove him nuts. It helped that I was in my late twenties when I went back to school, so I was enough of an adult that I could just laugh at him. He got so pissed, but there was nothing he could do, except give me the only "C" I got as a grad student. I just take ages to shower because I enjoy showering Who could downvote Chapelle's Show?! Are cum socks really a thing? There was this straight line of 6 birthdays in a row for me starting with mine on the 9th She is The last case in this configuration that I've come across is my old dusty Silverstone Tenjin TJ-06 full tower - it had a rotated backwards motherboard tray, required PSU extension cables to reach because of where it placed the power... Very peculiar... I am completely unsure of Bitfenix... Some of their stuff looks cool and other pieces just scare me a little.... How do they have so many bans I was talking specifically about the consumer version, but good job there captain pedant That looks awesome! Ugh, the tux I just bought doesn't have a tail... but I'm an appointed officer. And I couldn't find any rental places that were selling their stock. Oh well, I'll just come up with another $500 The computer computed the data and gave it as a log file based on formulas and computational parameters provided by human... I **loved** this quest because of this room (I definitely pulled one of these Which one of you posted on it as a confession..? Yeah, I noticed this So it wasn't Romanians after all Wow, how is that possible? When you say level 1 rosh, you mean the whole team does it at level 1? I remember hearing how one of the designs submitted to competition for the Freedom Tower. One proposed design featured a 40-story unsupported glass atrium at the top. Man, he's smooth. Wow, you look like my old friend Dylan. I'm pretty sure it doesn't even exist. I have yet to find a credible source for actual information - it's all just fluffy puppies. I've seen two shitty sites (one linked downthread): one had a paragraph about the mix and the other claimed to be selling them (no pics, just a description and a Paypal button). My daughter is convinced they exist because of the Paypal button. Considering how crazy most of that place is, that's worrisome for you... Good, but but why not fix the client first? Nice. That Tier 9 TD accuracy... And you're not actually Bacon Can one be allergic to horse meat? It's... it's just a package of gelatin. What the hell is so deadly about *that?* 400 BONUS AD from items at 18? Heh. We have same height. And 2.44m is not enough for you? None can see The Leader of the Musical Ninja Monkey Clan! Man, DSfix makes the egghead so shiny This is the most intense thing I've ever experienced nobody wants your dirty feet all over their house. I cant believe people actually wear shoes inside this is why my dogs will always be left intact He only ever said that to his son though I had no idea. I'd also like to point out how one time, we were hanging out a longtime friend of hers and her friend's BF and the lack of sex was brought up and her friend laughed and said "Oh yea, I'm sure you're not having sex, yea right, not with the NYMPHO over there!" and then my gf looked at her and said "Shhh, what are you talking about? Shut up!" and they both just laughed. I brought it up later and she said "That's just from a long time ago, honey." hoooooooly nutballs, this shit got posted like 545112121 of times just now I'm completely stumped on how this will end Does he still have teeth? My husband says to stop by his table and he'll give you a free Waters of Mars print. He'll be the one with the big oneGemini sign. I'm sure we'll see you around. I was seriously just thinking if you were ever gonna post again and then I stumble onto this. Eerie Man, Regi is beasting on Ori, didn't even know he played her. The first picture and the second picture look like two different tattoos Tis tis, another 5gal bucket of joint compound Err... what about foodies, or food lovers who are neither morbidily obese nor anorexic? If this is what they used, why the hell would they need 7?! Je suis Québecois moi aussi et je n'ai franchement jamais entendu quelqu'un dire ''eh'' à la fin de sa phrase but...surely no one lies on the internet Hahaha yeah I've had it for so long that my body only really gives a head ache as a sign... sadly sometimes I think it is just a head ache and nothing serious. Wow! was I wrong Ok, now *that* is disgusting. holy shit, looks like a brand new set. ........it's already on the way And to be fair, bowties *are* cool. I was the only one rocking a bowtie and converse shoes on prom, and horrifyingly enough, won prom king What'd he do?? I.....love that. TL;DR There Is , and I'm shocked Ey Jasoshaye Kasif Give us your Tumblr login details so we can log in I spent the night wearing that same exact shirt O.k this is a divisional game against one of the most powerful foes in the division which could make a huge swing in the division race... Why's Giguere in? Put some different music on and this Finn/Rachel scene gets pretty creepy. Not exactly a craze but, I hate ppl that are really openly atheist. And they say shit like 'oh Karl Marx was so right, fuck religion boo'. They end up trying to sound really smart when they may have a few valid points, but they overall just sound like hipsters. no. did not realize it was Wow, a whole other subreddit Uh, those last few... Who the fuck didn't? we still have one in Lawton, I didn't know they were closing Well fuck me in the ass and call me Mary, I can't believe it was so obvious all this time heh. Generally for that, I'd just use Lina's butt Oh god. Mythology. That was a whole different monster a couple of semesters ago. It was supposed to be my easy class I took just because I needed credits to be full time.. Turns out it took up aaallll my time and made my other grades suffer. And the teacher tried to fail me with 6 days left in the semester because I forgot quotation marks. Lounge? What Lounge? There is no such thing. Or is there? Oh god this. The worst was having those memories come back when I discovered one staring at me in my childhood closet over a Christmas trip. ...we do? Glad I'm not the only one this statement popped out to... Okay, why? I am from Fiji. Everyone wears flipflops What is this our bench out playing the Clippers bench, is this real life ? Why the hell are people down voting this comment? Sheuermanns Kyphosis is treatable? How much did that Netherrack/Glowstone/Soul Sadn cost? what It's like the gondolier is talking to his passengers You almost remind me of one John Lee that I knew. Hair and all! I always took Kaidan on missions Do you really think only 0.01% of the knowledge of the Roman empire survived? Your 4 year old nephew is allowed to play COD zombies? Marsupial exhibitionism at its finest... "...gets to where America is now." Insurance fraud from accidents, including idiots jumping in front of cars for a payday Yeah... there are a lot. We've been talking about games for a while Gez talk about a close call, I can't imagine it almost hugging our atmosphere then shooting out the other side of the sky I haven't seen this issue, and I've been taking ink notes on OneNote for a couple of days now. hey my <redacted> helps/volunteers there. Smile. BOOM! That would will surely lighten up the beauty that looks like you are trying to hide on purpose it's a coordinated attack! When I posted that - there were 3 focus items. Who built circlet on ymir realistically? Poop. Poop everywhere. that ring is way too big there.... really is a porn for every setting HUUUUUGE eyes. I had to check the pixels to make sure. Nope, they're actually real. Whoa. remind me not to "borrow money"... or anything else for that matter, from him ... . . . I've actually seen her IRL when I was going to buy my linear algebra book. Apparently she wears that around all the time That is one creepy looking, giant mouse.. Agree, this isn't a MMO. I'm not going to spend all day in Sarn encampment checking people's gear. And I don't want a useless feature making me curious about people's "gear". It's just rares and gems and whatnot. As if you could make something mysterious that no one would know what that is. That Dansey's pass road is crazy, and you did it in a campervan? 8000 Calories Really? Holy crap, I would not have wanted to be in *that* cat owner's shoes when they found the poor thing.... My eyes couldn't stop watching the chick on the blow up t-rex. Ugh, the "Hawaiian Association for Justice" really knows climbing Are you trying to kill me... WITH LAUGHTER?! Sheesh so many scumbag white guys in China. They should have a PSA Insane is an understatement What if you *don't* belong there. ...As am I. maybe he blew out his o ring? Instant Hercule Poirot flashback Wait... That guy was actually kinda right. Tried to sign up, but it's telling me that my e-mail address, that I've had for around 14 years, is invalid. .. What? go see a doctor..penises don't have teeth Comprehensive means what It is on my subreddits. So what if the XBOX Live guys aren't lying? No... No I didn't... /r/nascar is what i use for news oh my god that bone was *HUGE* 72 people upvoted him for that comment I didn't say it was... Holy shit! Can I touch you for you? Never staying at the Hilton again I recently found my gameboy color with the same game in it The mouse isn't needed? What? I've heard the opposite, and that landlords charging them for entry is slowing down the deployment. me too she looked right into my soul Oh god i feel bad. But... I missed two, does that mean... This meteorite that the experts 'said' was gonna miss the earth tonight. Thanks for replying :) I know I can buy any of the merch that the vendors sell online but my eyes pop when I see all the cute plushies and cool weapons Her tank is showing OMG he shares the same birthday as my Mom?!?!?!? Poop extractor... Are you sure you don't need to go to the doctor Holy shit! I doubt the person(or people) in that wreck survived! I'm still wondering how part of that person's face was (literally) ripped off. Get your lotion and toilet paper ready ;) | Brace yourself I would never let a 3rd grader listen to Drake. Are you running it multiple times? Could be worse. They could be playing Summoner Wars. Those battles get intense What exactly happened? Why would you want to ult it when you have a spellshield? You.....What have you done....... I read the words "bone death" and I literally made this face: How do you get that? No chocolate? Is that a massive lamprey??? What if we go to the same school I don't think butt hair cuts are part of the service Middle school art teacher here. This is why I sometimes dream of teaching high school art. In middle school, when you do clay, at some point with the boys it all becomes about penises and poop. An ORANGE spherical object. I swear that shit is orange! Wait, so you painted all those splatters?? \ Why thank you! Love it here, but considering the move back to Jersey. Only time will tell mauahahahahahahahahahaha r u for real...? i drove for 2 years with both front ones bad, over 100k on them.... the hum was relaxing at times Oh god, debaters on red bull. That thought was both horrifying and amazing. I want to know too, those hoodies look really nice. One moment i was in high school playing the Halo 3 Beta, next thing i know im 22. Flight is #1 already? pm you for more info? Everything for ten minutes after has this weird pumpkin-colored tint. Indeed, but when they start crumbling and breaking apart. I just imagine them cracking and splitting apart while still alive. Also if you thought Harry was a bitch in the movies wait until the fifth book... OMG i am so jealous Was that Carl Winslow near the end of the video? There is a pen and paper game of this!? Huh? If a guy I was dating unveiled a utensil like *that* to me, I would be running for the hills. I was at o_o levels until I got to pic 8. Then I got to SUDDEN CLARITY CLARENCE More so why did they still name their 2nd son Marty and not the older son...? Now I'm wondering what else GameFace92 noticed that could be mildly infuriating voted for you! i was curious and looked up the results from last week for poogles and... Wait are you like....THE Alexander Skarsgard? There are no suspicious people for a few days. Then it turns out that they were all planning on going on one day so that you have no idea who to watch out for TSM, 3 man towerdive all day errday. I feel the same way. At this point the cartridge might be the deciding factor for me Dude.... you have amazing eyes. Crowngaurds Yes ...so.... no hug??? I want a 0350 so bad you're waiting economic recovery? It wasn't that bad What is this recorded from? I asked you first beautiful and those lips You mean like pulverize? Interesting, a lot of those pics seem to focus on your boobs That was amazing... people still use outlook? *laughs* Yeah, a friend of mine likes to ramp over things and yell 'SWEET AIR!' and people are just like Wow, that worked? What the heck? Doesn't it cost money to keep a site like this? Forty Two Yeah that bs flip over the table was money. I noticed Sheckler was wearing as LRG hoodie in the start of that warehouse spot. ( FUCK, there goes my afternoon You're beautiful totally worth it. btw, i'd be more than grateful if you never read my mind again Why the hell did i get downvotes? Oh god, I've heard of gate being his E, his gold card being an aoe stun, but destiny slowing the whole map, whaa? And his passive gave crit chance, and that guy ran armor pen and crit chance runes O_o. And blue card reseting the cooldown of pick a card There's a lot of serious comments here but did anyone stop to think how painful it would it be to eat salt and vinegar chips You don't have enough time to spend 1minute cooking oatmeal? Heh.. Heh.. Hehhh. Can someone tell me how to get those shoes, i really want them Still trippin', I might not come back I'm not sure what happened here... jesus christ how is that even possible Upvote for that indeed. Made me laugh a good one, and smile at the same time. Shame about the sheer insanity of the rest of the dream. A 747-sized car-plane that had wings you could detach by hand, and when detached, turned from durable plane-wings into some kind of semi-rigid, yet panic-inducingly delicate cloth material. So, you're problem with Hecarim is the fact that his ganks, when he uses 2 spells with extremely long cooldowns - are good? Really? I have no money to buy flowers, so I'll go to the bar and buy liquor with the money I don't have for flowers. There's beer money and there's flower money...they don't mix. Sheesh 5'11" 150 is now fat? ... First 3? Being vague. My ex talked about moving out because she didn't go well with my flatmate. She finally told me she was moving out and was wondering if we could me for a coffee the day after. I said I'll meet her and even help her find her own place. She then points out, ten minutes after meeting her the day after; "I'm so glad we can still be friends!" What did they say? No I didn't. I just made a border around the picture. I don't see a green shade to it in the pic. Mobs aren't supposed to spawn in mushroom biomes no matter what Don't mention the awesome Hitman game series and that dreadful movie in the same sentence xD The movie completely destroys the game reputation... And even worse... They're making a new one It is quite pathetic to take great pleasure in things you accomplish? What exactly did you do as a 16 year old Old Playstation magazines, which I am bound to find sometime. Other than that, a child's illustrated Bible. Oh wow At first I was all The only time I ever have a big surprise with this method is when I am on my period. Cum has some components in it that break down blood clots so there's few things more surprising than standing up to a gush of bright red fluid As i posted this, someone said "it is what it is" on tv its even smaller than ur dick didnt think it was possible I've actually experienced the opposite problem with this system. I had 2 jetpacks, and now I have 6. Can someone explain to me why someone would downvote this post? I have no relation to the OP, but I have always wondered, what sort of people would downvote thesee kinds of post. To the downvoters, may I ask why? What angered you enough to discourage others from posting here? So confusing My favourite part of Arkham City was the Mr. Freeze fight, and honestly if you don't like bosses you have no business playing a Metal Gear game I have the weirdest ladyboner right now #5 I'm kind of in a creative slump too right now. I think its because I've been feeling sad for awhile. I don't know how artists used their depressed emotional periods as inspiration to do work Godspeed reunion... My wallet can wait. Why do you even exist Vince's head looks so small... I did , and the launcher finished downloading OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's what those machine are for! I've only got one teensy weensy problem. I am completely lost. How am I supposed to distuinguish East from West, and North from South Claustrophobia and I shit my pants if I see snakes Maybe, because I had an item drop 31% also. A champion named John. I don't know, it sounds really weird i think he is being sarcastic So is Liandry's Torment on Lux. I only use the gym at my apartment complex area... do men really feel up women at actual gyms? Bet that's yet another apple jack that doesn't taste like apples WHOA, what did I just watch You can get a cheeseburger for one single dollar at McDonald's? you held your body and steering hand still for 30 seconds? Shouldnt you be the one giving the complements but what if you make a mosin stand/gatlin gun type device I've seen, with my own two eyes, a girl get kicked repeatedly in the vagina for sexual gratification. She came so hard after that Move. MOVE. That shit's gonna explode. And profitable, apparently. That was fast So the thousands of people i told this too were misinformed Tbh i think it's the opposite Totally agree with DIRTY_CRAPPED_BRIEFS ( I have a friend that takes parking tickets whenever he sees them on the street. He only pays some of them off. this is weird, but when i saw this, i swear i smelled weed through the computer. at a [0] and no tree is around Not the knitted ones, I'm sure my arms would sweat off! It's so hot and humid here in summer... And I've never seen plastic ones Wow thats a serious allergy Really? I didnt get that from porn but my first gf was ready to go pretty much instantly and liked hard thrusting... things didnt go very smoothly with my first sexual encouter with second gf i had sex with... But what if, as a girl, I'm exactly like those 2 girls at the beginning? I'm not Jax How does he get up there? but i thought baristas don't do their tax What...? what is wrong with the article? See, it goes both ways. You say it's insulting, I say what you say is insulting. I don't see what insulting YOU see in the idea.. But I see your comment as insulting. Everyone's getting isulted! Okay, must be nice being rich... oh, wait, you're not rich, and you never will be, and you're going to develop an inferiority complex because you're forever cursed to be a 'temporarily un-rich' sycophant. Have fun being "on a completely another level of happiness", as you put it I was reading this a few days ago. think the human brain can hold like 2 petabytes of data and google processes 24 petabytes per day The fact that you'd say this now makes me question But there is no down vote I don't think anyone is complaining about them, it's just so different what you (we) have here in the United States that it sparks a lot of I've only seen T1 and T2. What happened in T3? Yeeeeeaaaaahhh... Ahahahaha, that took SUCH an unexpected turn right at the end there... Maybe you're me instead of me being you... Care to explain when she can solo baron? I also live here. While not condoning his actions, how come we don't show much hate for other celebrity wife beaters? Did you really expect a tale of "vagina bacon" to induce hunger and good spirits? That's its PRIMARY use. Hmmmm, I've been meaning to watch Sherlock sooo that's also good. I'm curious though as to why 3 episodes counts as a season.... Why are you talking in the third person? Hot DAMN! You're forgetting Toad and his foot-a-fungus Or luck, as in on my 4th farming run, I got two slabs from the first 2 Darkwraiths I killed... I heard that you're opinionated? True or vicious rumor? From what I heard from a biography/documentary of Eminem, I heard Kim beat Eminem. And not little slaps, like full on beat him with chairs and shit and he just took it. GTFO of my head! That's kinda hot So I just posted my own anecdote about meeting Terry Bradshaw in an airport restaurant when I was a child, and when he was still playing for the Steelers. Then I read the thread to discover someone else has another childhood story about meeting Terry Bradshaw in an airport restaurant. Holy fuck...he is right...I was such a fuckin commie! Whoa. That was like..a fountain of blood Brodus and the funkadactyls are really for the kids, which is why they sometimes pull them up into the ring. The way the funkadactyls dance though, I think I see a Hattori Hanzo in there A county ambulance system? That's worrying. By that calculation we'll **just** reach 250,000, but surely, the common trend would be for the votes-per-minute to slow down as time progresses, meaning it's unlikely we'll reach 250,000 at all 1200W power supply? good lord Do you have enough yard for this? How much do you value your Witchslayer? Dudee..Last month I played borderlands 2 for 7 hours straight tripping What are we suppose to be doing here? But your character doesn't switch to Tibbers, you just tell him what to do. That would be like Shaco and Shaco Clone... or LB and LB clone What about the one at 4:58 ...and at the end...Slendy Or maybe the pharmacist just noticed the bud inside? Why do you have it? great mother of pearl Aha! Thank you. As a man, I do this often as a work out to better control my lasting ability. I now know I practice kegal How much did you love me in the first place? Maaaaaan, I always come off as a pompous ass in these threads(maybe its because I am one! Hey welcome :D I'm really, really curious now, though - we're on RAOP? 3d Yeah, that fella doesn't appear to be sleeping. Wait...what'd I do? My service the thought of not using a mouse on a game like this... i...umm damn $60 a month? ( Wow, those questions about your marital status and life are so out of line. What was he thinking? I mean, small talk is cool, if the other person is willing to engage in it, but you dont start out by asking whether they're married or not bettin on that always loses. I totally forgot about those until now. Holy fuck Is anybody reading these posts?? He will come get you...death...by anal... No, you really really don't. I thought you can give addition / edit, but after confirmed or approves by the moderators after they checked it I just realised what you meant Can't Fury Warriors dual wield 2H weapons? Oh goodness I got really scared for a moment there during that gym battle It's magic that he appeared on the 4th floor Doesn't happen to me. I believe the homeless man down the street snuck into your place when you weren't looking and took them. He also took your liquor and made himself a sammich. Man, you really should pay attention more often to your pants! Those smarties... They... They look like ecstasy Asteroids? Why the fuck would we worry about that? That would cost untold amounts of money, and I'm not proposing tax increases for that bullshit.... wait what happened? An asteroid hit? REALLY Does using SR count as journey? In Cologne? I wouldnt be surprised if that happend in Berlin-Neukölln or Frankfurt, but Cologne? Omg this is gorgeous! This needs to happen! A Borini with a tear in the shoulder? ( That shit is freaky... didnt the game already come out? ive seen several lets plays of it. What kind of porn do you watch I knew what was happening I was just like "finally!" because I was literally the only one of my friends who hadn't had it yet! But when i told one of my friends she did all the reacting for me! She pushed her boyfriend away And ran to me saying how happy I finally had it and all the guys stared. I later learned from my best guyfriend that they all thought i was pregnant! I thought this was about satire for black people Haha my mother is a conservative and my dad is liberal so I was essentially forced to be a Libertarian by default, I harbor no ill will towards conservative. (Except for some moral differences but that's besides the point) How do you survive on Reddit??? what's the difference in buying both at the same price on best buy? i don't get it Nothing is Vayne proof? WOW!! Holy shit!!! I know you! Like in real life... What kind of face is that at the last panel? is the dog tied to the horse? that sounds logical, because I'm sure most people who get large payouts immediately get the amount in cash and bring that home, as opposed to leaving it somewhere safe like a bank. Nicolas Cage?? WHAT THE HELL HONESTLY? You get a free month of 2007scape membership by paying as little as $2 for membership now to vote. This works out in your favour, as unless goals are met you'll be paying a *lot* more than that if you want to play afterwards Just finished the first episode....that is quite the way to end the show Fizz is a girl? That terrible "21st Century" song from the Lego Car video was in there too... He has boobs. rofl, i do this even on my manabased champions Well that sounds encouraging So was the Pope... Wow Am I missing something? Is making out sex now? Do people consider kissing people slutty? I'm absolutely serious because I'm having a hard time following this conversation. I kiss people plenty. HOLY EYEBALLS! Land of North Korea and Scarves drawings move in animation doesn't count as anime? Every time Quick is in net our defense breaks down and we just leave him to do everything I have noticed this patch is a little buggy TBH, in one of my matches I was able to sometimes attack my own creeps as if they were enemy creeps, they were red when I hovered my mouse over them and right clicking (regardless of HP) allowed me to attack them Hell yes! Body shots will do that...especially when you spill. 425 for EACH cupcake? What happened with that poor kitten? :O Is it alive Welcome to quite possibly the Disney of the internet MMO Wow that is a dark area of the internet I see Coca Cola Cherry Amazing! Nazipanties69.... Now isn't that nice Damn that's crazy. I wonder if it's reversible? Or will it just fade away or something Wow, this actually makes a lot of sense ..why is that link purple? I had over 700 karma on two separate posts (1400 total) in the same thread in an AMA my second week on Reddit with this username. I forget what it was specifically about, but I think the OP told a story about how he and his girlfriend were randomly assaulted by someone with a weapon one night. So I asked some questions about the assault, got a reply, then said "thanks and congratulations!" since the guy had mentioned he and his gf had gotten married. Both of my posts were massively upvoted. Whoa! Could I have a couple? It sure as hell didn't last as long as porn. Can I be your prey? Please? Holy crap you're right This... explains next to nothing. can someone explain how that happened? ( oh right...the dust...that i clean...regularly...how could i forget about that. What's that in his hand? I didn't know any others existed.... Really? The plot didn't convince you, but fanart did? Unfortunately when applied, my mind works like a door with no handle, it just doesn't open up at all.. So I kinda get rather angry and it becomes something that becomes a massive task on my mind, I suck when it comes to actually being productive :x Also I can never think of anything to write Where I would like to go? Hm, I've given myself a lot of thought throughout the years and unfortunately I'm still wrought with indecision, I have all these IT degrees but every job I've entered I've received the short end of the stick varying from pricks of customers, shitty clients or a disorganised management team... It's horrifying especially when the jobs here are so seldom for this field. Given a lot of events which have happened in my life lately I can't stand the emotional wreckage so I'm just trying to focus on being happy as it's all I've got right now, so I'm attempting to just make sure that a good job or an easier job is on the line right now as opposed to wherever the money is at or what have you. It's very difficult to have to make this sort of choice but the product of the wrong choice is not what I want that's for sure, I'd like to do something I truly love but unfortunately I don't even think there is anything like that anymore Punk flipped The Rock off She's the reason this became my most active subreddit So tall.. your name isn't Alex by any chance I have never felt so violated and dirty in my time on reddit Is that a woman her tits are just nipples Your name... I just imagine a witch that looks like my nan throwing me down the stairs Sorry my ds just froze Grandma's seen some shit. Yup, you got it! I'm going to have to sleep soon because I'm starting to not recognize normal words, and although I'm thinking of the correct word to type, I still put an entirely different word in its spot. I like your phone case He's reading its mind. A man was arrested for slapping a child using a racial slur Thanks to all those who came! Feedback was excellent and much appreciated. Sorry for the random lag spike in the middle....I'll turn off my downloader next time Sorry Elephnt trunk porn is going to over take tentacle porn Its 24 mill profit Haha that's good! A smile is very attractive! And how can you smile when you frow? Haha wait what? Love how that label is just put right up there without any actual discussion. Hu.... They let you get a tattoo at Liberty? No, we don't...we really, really don't. Really reaching to show a threat here... Christ a whole gram? So in the end, the story was re-written with apple-pie... those arnt the apples you think they are... Wow, you're right. Takes an entire core of CPU for me. LAN parties still exist? I don't need this... His last fight & retirement, we don't need to hear about him anymore He shows FF X HD on vita I dunno. I just caught my attention right away that room 103 is on the third story. not really far but a i saw a opportunity and i took it. I had this Teacher not that sharp went out of the class for something passed by the front of his desk saw that the test key for the test we were gonna take was right there " Thats one ugly.... Wtf is that A dog. I have the strangest bone right now. How could you have possibly gotten that I agree with you from what I wrote. Seriously. Milkmare I'm in my basement now. Why does it feel like she's adjusting her implants, not worrying about the suit top? Is it weird that I couldn't figure out what movie it was until I read this comment? Homepage is copied of own3d and chat page is copied of twitch I like it better when someone doesn't copy form AskReddit. O rmaybe i was joking here Thanks for that... CNdUm1w.jpg <- how is this animated? Holy crap this game You lowered your bodyfat by 11 percent in 6 weeks? Did you start out weighing 150 pounds or something? Where would you put the money? In the bank? Eh, isn't it the other way around though? Like, for women it's 1.5:1 for non -vegs and 3.5:1 for vegs? Otherwise the part about veggie alternatives for oral sex slang makes no sense I read "me and my COUSIN" and was like Wow haha oh, the fads xD Yeah growing up I briefly remember the yo-yo fad, then there was the Lisa Frank fad, and the furbies, and the Giga-Pets, the snap on bracelets, hmm..that might have been it. Oh, and in High School EVERYONE always had gum on them. And everyone always had to share with those around them lol. I don't know why either. It just was a thing Just for clarification, are you using "urban" on the same plane as "white"? WTF!?!! Holyballs, the chemical mixing thing was scary. Where does the fuel cap go?! How do you know he isn't jizzing about you right now...or even me... Gotta love those bogus stats people keep saying this and I keep seeing all these awesome concerts rolling through here I wish I could afford That guy looks pretty old I have to pick? Looks like a pre-"so long and thanks for all the fish" moment It just does ... I don't have an Eyelander, nor is there one listed above. Haha thanks man! For the live of me I could not find it!! You're right Dear god Nearly? Have YOU ever seen Cops? They're always extra kind and patient for the camera. But but but.. Kratos! Can anyone tell me why the audio on one of us is SO LOUD? It's very annoying Haha yeah I don't do that or anything No it hasn't. With how much I follow the Oculus Rift and Minecraft, I haven't seen that said a single time. Come on icecream! 3 Saurons? is that shit normal there? lol The guy just started laughing Man, that looks so moist. I don't even want to know how much time I've put into that game Not everything on /r/aww is a kitten . . . Dankrupt Motherfscker. what was the question? Thanks for this AmA! I can't believe I may have a psuedo-conversation with some of the most inspiring musicians in my life! I was actually listening to Reckoner on my way into work this morning Haha I tend to do some real unorthodox strategies, for my own amusement. I think I did a team of thieves at one point Doesn't all that stuff go on the doors Wait, how the hell did you manage this? I killed it before I cut off half the heads I got an unexpected blue screen error while I was using the toilet...... Took me a while to reboot It is on the 360 version What gave me away as a militant feminist? Well... i love you This looks like a post-apocalyptic fashion show. I can not un-see this. Wow. I'v actually played games where I purposely kill my guys...but jeez man Wat. Why did I just get bitcoins? No wonder Nico's girlfriends like his hot cofee Graves Q for 2 minions? y u maik me cri This lends itself toward the idea that our brains see. Not our eyes. If those blind from birth do not see images when they dream, its simply bc they don't know how to see it. They don't know what it looks like. It stands to reason there's a lot of shit out there that we (those who can physically see) don't even know about bc we don't know how to perceive it. Did anyone else notice they are swimming and jumping towards the beautiful sunset! ( Good lord, what archive did you dig this picture up from? September 11th... Haha. Nope. Last time I checked I have been a person of Mexican heritage unless my DNA suddenly changed Jesus I think this was shot in KC. PICS OR IT HAPPENED! I think I'll have those breasts on my mind today. ( I have not an idea * monocle, good sir or madame Thanks man - we just won the game - i ended up 8/2/8 as Kennen. Although it was a 45 minute game and I had 46 CS... I'm so glad he's underused. If he was like Teemo and Blitzcrank... Oh god Reading this at the dentist right now. What museum would hold it? Who are you not? Do you enjoy being random? Are dinosaurs amazing in your opinion? Are owls, turtles, and dragons allowed to be friends with a goat? Are you upside down? Do you like cameras? Why are you on reddit?! What..........what is with the colors? talent shows on tv. I hate them so much haha nope! I thought about making more for the shop but I wanted to see how they'd hold up first. Small world From your perspective. I meant reasonable as in being acceptable in society and not judging people. You probably knew what I meant though...and trying to get a rise out of me....which is definitely a reasonable thing to do. I wanted to be a taxidermist... I kind of like One Direction. They really aren't that bad. You pointed out that his point was valid... why the hell would YOU be downvoted? Jesus, the cornice along the top of the ridge is massive. And that's the end of that guitar. For a second I literally thought you didn't have any brakes Holy shit. He barely has that much karma at all. How long did it take...? TIL I smoke way too much. I can kill at least 1.4 to my face during my lunch hour. Not sure if you're genuinely asking, or goading us to dissect the frog on first sight I thought this is snake rattle'n roll Look! Elton John! (⌐ Like through a text? Please tell me this is at least a girl Wait.. half of them? I thought Zecora's Hut said Zecora's Slut for a second As someone whose dad worked for the Lakers for more than 20 years I can confirm the girls and oddly the Asian thing too Better question, how did you find us?? I thought this was a ass shot until the gif took a minute to move you had me at sushi Cant. Unsee. I used to work for Maxim (electrical eng company) and I knew people in the modeling department. if Cena goes to Wrestlemania next week, how can he be at RAW too 6 cents a round isn't bullshit, and even the 100 pack wasn't bad at .09 a round. I would have bought my limit on that. We do!! Oh jeez. It's getting racist I was gonna say... wait what u can support but doesnt know how to adc? What's even more hysterical is when you read the article, and it says the idiot thief was arrested when he returned to the store to try to retrieve the license plate from the car, which was left at scene. I have a messenger bag on my list that I want because my current one is ripping... And I really want The Perks Of Being A Wallflower movie since I love the book and haven't been able to see the movie yet. All in due time! What does Danny Elfman have to do with it? Uh oh! So even though (I think) my bras fit perfectly (no gaps or pinching anywhere, and the band sits in the correct place), I could still be sized wrong? Frequently picking up strays while drunk sounds like a good way to end up with fleas. When I went to Auschwitz, I didn't even realize those were finger scratches Why is this man molesting a chicken? lawl same i was like they shipped this crowd in from 1980's Japan? Yea Ducks, let's test Hiller right away, like the good ol' days! I forgot that I REMEMBER THIS i'm pretty confident that at the very least, the person in the bottom left pic is an actual legitimate child. which is, uhh,, maybe the JOKe intended by this pic. the joke is that fedoras are actually waht children wear, not men. its ironic. You have +56 upvotes from me it was also originally marketed as a "non addictive morphine substitute" Believe what you like, I can edit it if you want. Sorry to give you downvotes for representing unpopular opinion but I understand your concern. But what difference would it make if the quality of my advice is the same anyways ? .... What.. The... Hell? I want the seeeeeed DaFaq did I just see Holy balls Double sided mirror? Why is everyone going apeshit over the first episode? How do we know something hilarious isn't in store in episode two? That's what I did pt61 and it was still cheaper Can you not just reinstall your original copy? I clicked the link and said. Huh womder whats wrong with that chickens talons... i'm not mocking him. And points further south We're talking about society. Yeah I believe that is a big part of it. When I bought my first tin the guy asked if I had been doing it long and I said no, so he briefly explained which were best for me and why, and he said the long cut was best for starters as it isn't as messy/easier to pack and what not. Guess I never really questioned the legitimacy whether he was right or not, but it's always worked for me Oh, right, because that's not fucking creepy at all. Enjoying about to? I don't read the comic, so in the comic, Axel is a bad guy It's so good :) It would be very awkward to see it with a black person though Then why are the presidential elections such a big deal? not sure why you're getting downvoted man, seems logical to me That Arcane Mage Nerf! Jimmy Carr looks like an elf from Elder Scrolls Oblivion.... She... WHAT?!?! Is it just me, or does the overall shape of their city look like a giant ant? I don't want to find out what that smells like. I was under the impression they had sex in the costumes There is so much happening on this thread welp I just bought some. I am so impulsive I've had a sudden flashback to the film Harold & Maude How did you get a photo so clear I hate sweatpants on men... I dont get it They both think that wow. i puked myself just watching it I'm confused on how Kirkland is anywhere near the east side of the state. I'm hoping today is better too, I don't need another experience like that one. wat I'm curious about how good Pro7ect is at sc2 Graves has arrows, seems legit That is an awesome and hilarious dream. That being said it would be incredibly unpleasant to experience it....even in a dream All these kids born in 1999.... I never thought this word was anything other than pejorative. That is awesome! Definitely should be in a music video... So that's why it always itches the part of my back I can't reach, they have advanced tactics What? It's Sunday, May 12th... Jesus Christ, I never realised elms was so expensive I didn't I wanna buy them all Your grandma reposts IRL I play in the evenings, usually about 3 - 4 games a day (college etc). In the weekends its a little more, haha. And I'd gladly spend more time on it if I ever, *ever* got into a professional team Pretty sure "consciousness" of our food choices doesn't negate their physiological effects on our bodies. #### Bloody... you caught me! I usually enjoy my suit, as cheap as it was, because it fits a bit snugly and looks really good on me. Maybe I should drop the 'lol'z before I strt tieping lyke dis. He has an 8 pack ... teve? Chogath is a lobster? Holy fucking shit. My eyes went from o_o to This is fantastic パンダパン..? That's a good point...I think the polka dots are just more "in your face" bold than the tamer colors of the current picture. Or maybe I'm just weird. I think I will be too.... I can imagine the awkwardness Nope. It's Windows Millenium. You're a funeral director? I learn new things every day. I haven't seen a non-troll revive pick in months God streams probably available at /r/cringe. Why is it on /r/pics and not on /r/funny You can get that in Canada? Thank god i play random and can get all portraits pretty easily. they look fantastic but i have to say i like the campaign portraits the most. they could actually make me buy the game Yep. Ditch the unboxing of games because that's pretty pointless and review the "unboxed" games instead! Or talk about the Wii U scene and rumours - heck, anything but endless unboxing videos I had my mom take me out of school early so I could go see it in theaters. I never really thought about how long ago that was I love that in the background of your picture there are scissors. Are we the same people? Which of her skills are useless? A skittles machine You're suggesting to upgrade from something that costs wood to something that costs chrome/titanium and potentially iridium? Everyone knows nami and robin have wayyyyyy bigger....... Eyes than that did Lush seriously name something "Caca rouge"? That means "red poop" in French Is that your daughter? Because you just made me want to be a dad even more than I did before. i want to know why i cant find eng subtitles for season three! Okay. The book just came. It has SO MUCH DELICIOUS looking food. Hooooly crap. OK now I am confused Not surprisingly, it says Fluttershy is my #1 overall. Somewhat surprisingly, it tied that with Rarity O_O. Even more surprisingly, Discord is only ranked #3. Even MORE surprisingly, Zecora is ranked #9 O_O. Even *MORE* surprisingly, Caramel and Braeburn ranked at #11 while Applejack is at #13 The word "meta" was used so many times that my brain is fried Whas bebo? Of course it wasn't law school, I'm twenty ( INSANE TURN PETALS OOOOMYYYGUOOODD............ Dem eyes Oh my god did we actually put him out with that shot? I feel so bad for him This changes EVERYTHING "A secret 8th color" crossover of the century Uh-oh, you have incited the "Men's Rights" idiots. That sounds like he raped her. Oh my goodness... As soon as I saw the troll profiles last name it reminded me of that. Immediately got mental pictures of those creepy child murder doodles. the mushrooms are named satan? Not with me but I do have them back at home! Ooooh control decks are fun but they need strong win conditions! I'm not sure what a lone hero deck is. that first harmony with the second guitar...woah I think I have a new perspective on the world >This is making me want to rewatch the South Park episode. I haven't watched South Park in like... 1-2 years I think. When did this happen? I swear I don't remember this scene from R1 I would never eat it hells yeah. too bad they dont make anything with girls with major curves anymore All I keep thinking is OUCH!? Are you just wearing a thong at this party? What if the universe is just a bunch of nested Games of Life? IT'S THAT EASY TO GET FAMOUS?! Walter White from Breaking Bad. But I'd be like Nice! Anything is possible. Just keep at it and maybe one day you'll be playing at a show I go to russell? "now being a girl..." you weren't a girl before? "never" but.. its not an elitist attitude... I'll be keeping an eye out ERMAHGERD you're adorable Listening to "Make It Bun Dem" while watching this GIF is a spectacular experience... I don't know who he is but damn. It's like I'm holding a seashell up to my ear How big is your ass? I thought it was going to be a dog before I read the title or zoomed in on the thumbnail. Your name is Kem100e? The Halsey boltshot arm? Oh god. I told it to a table of guys at the bar tonight (who I know are all nerdy dudes) and they cracked up. The people at the table next to us were just all Why would you ever let it get that close? Maybe something was actually wrong with the size of his penis? Most annoying would be nidalee/ap kog/lux I guess. Kassadin without mp limits is just how about no. mostly only the US have the game on their "shelves" the rest of the world get it 2 days later Dear god. but that still doesn't explain how the fan stops and osculates in the other direction... .... Somebody was inf body blocking my bike-routes on a bonus XP server last night. I hit him with my bike I thought it was open Wow, you're really pretty yeah i just ask cause though i haven't been in this situation in particular, there was a guy that i cared for soooo much and he kept telling me that he didn't want anything (serious) and i just kept blaming myself but then it ended up that he's been off and on dating the same girl since 7th grade and he's a sr in college Who or what is the Snorlax supposed to be? yes.......sad........ haha, you're welcome. But that's what I was literally thinking. I went I thought imperial units were terrible...until I encountered oil-field units I'm down. Finally my $15 Barnes and Nobles gift card can do something besides sit on my floor. Not sure how involved I can be as I've got a lot on my plate at the moment (it is p weird how ATM already has the first word of the acronym already in it to all the people that got it, did you have Skyrim on your PSN name (like trophy-wise or game-save)? I wonder if it has something to do with the DLC coming out so late for PS3's............... Then maybe even taking on board the metric system? Like the rest of the planet I met a couple of friends on WoW a few years ago. They lived in the next state, so I flew down and stayed a few weeks. One of them was the coolest person I have ever met, the other was a serial stalker who wanted me to be his wife. dat giant forehead... +24k What the hell did they do to the card names why cant i edit your comment to say XTINA ROCKS wtf So if the population in America increases, for example, that means "Obama gave life to new people."? Really weird logic in this thread, from both sides Really? No DR at the final chest? I remember you fall down somewhere and you almost land on one in some trash.. Their breathing is horrifying I just wanna hug both of em! There so cute.. Would have scared the shit out of me I want to make this into a short film... :O RS should get mounts Ohh, this is the first time i'm hearing about a duping flashception So my uncles are all boning each other? lol i hope the rest of the test was more difficult Do you just think she's a prostitute because she's black? Yeah about a dozen people have asked us if we are siblings. Picture 6 kills me! Those eyes! what do you mean payments on a computer? Who is leaving the fandom? Thats some pretty freakish stuff right there.. I thought you somehow got Smash Bros. on Steam... hot damn my sister gained 70 -.- but then the bitch lost it all then some in like a month. i was like I was literally about to login again after not playing for a month, just thought I'd check r/Guildwars2 out first. What the hell Yeah I dont know wtf you went Commenting on this thread seems to be karma suicide. Looks like I missed some excitement last night. Damn work. Back boobs... Yeah, I have this saved on my home laptop. *How do I make the disappoint face?* Just last night, I'm driving home and see an old couple stranded on the side of the road jumper cables in hand. I pull over give a jump and we all go on our merry way, about 2 miles down the road he's stuck again, so I pull over again. This time a cop pulls over with us, he doesn't ask if every one is okay, he doesn't make any inquiries, although its quite obvious what is going on. Instead he asks ME and only me for my license, registration and proof of insurance I was wondering why I hadn't noticed this before ...and then I realized I bought the game digitally. I used my old account. Which link did you use to login to SE? I noticed there were multiple different ones. it looks like Bane from batman Dem bottles there truely is a subreddit for EVERYTHING That actually means "The market place of Madiq", madiq is an actual name What the fuck was that Just because you can't hear them didn't mean there gone, record what they say and maybe it's a message or something. on first sight I thought this is snake rattle'n roll I think i should start doing these types of service as well My roommate in college had her vagina pierced so many times I lost count. And she wasn't afraid to show anyone people cheering at man wearing a bikini. Anyone ever feel like their the last sane person on the planet Wooooah. You are like 13 minutes away according to google maps. wat That is only what he told you you sound.... fun............ My laptop is too big for that. Looks like the resistance's tech from half life 2 DAT ANKLE Link to c/o? I guess so Even the URL has a That's uh...good.... any retired skin (also including special events like the Vancouver Olympics and Halloween/Xmas) like re-gift amumu, pumpkinhead fiddles, haunting nocturne, king rammus etc Especially Junglers...so scary This was a limited edition palette? And this is the reason they lost? That bag must have mystical properties to hold all of this...did you swipe that from 12th division as well? Mfw he has the same phone case as me Alt Melange selling for $20 and Crypsis selling for $40!! Nuts! People are actually paying that! "big ass manatee" no more like small baby manatee. in comparison to it's size it is veryyy small and these are endangered species. theses laws are here to protect and preserve these species. i don't get why you and other people don't understand this. let these animals be- you dont need to touch and jump on and harm every thing you see. and yes feeding/petting/riding WILD animals is VERY wrong. feeding makes them accustomed to humans and more willing to come around them. Humans are usually assholes and will harm animals so if the animal is trusting of humans then it will come up and could potentially be hurt. petting is dangerous because some of these animals don't realize what you're doing and you could potentially be a threat - i dont think you want to go petting sharks and lions?. . . i just feel like this is all common sense ...How the fuck did a "Manhood Academy" link get 10 upvotes? The fuck is this crap that drunk=cant fuck? I dont think her being drunk makes her instantly want to fuck you The dog has a ball for a head?!? Hiking is the best, just not when I run into snakes It's called sterilisation.... I'm eating skittles right now... I know where you are, fellow Oklahoman I wonder if those guys back in the day were more successful when they left the game than the guys are nowadays..... I know a young woman who is a huge NFL player groupie. She goes to all their parties and hangs with them, and seems fixated that she will land a player for a husband, and that she have a big rock on her hand and some bouncy babies and will be living the good life. I have shown her the stat that 78% of NFL players end up broke within two years of leaving the league. But it seems to have no impact on her. how the fuck will "T" from 'customer service' burning down change it to 'P_ Wtf is 2002 vortex kangaroo?? Why is that bitch standing there holy shit this isn't a life hack it's a how to get dead hack That is exactly how my girly friends face looks during sexy time... Well yesterday I ordered a blue 3DS XL, a case, and MH3U on the Wii U and 3DS from Amazon, you could say I'm a little pumped We have found the chosen one Not sure if he's really determined or Evel Knievel's illegitimate child. I've never seen potato soup do that. totally agree, it doesnt even look like her imo. her eyes look weird I don't know if my throat would take all of it He probably just put close to $3k into it to get it running. I wouldn't pay 1.5 for it at this point, especially with the unpainted front panel and rear wheel well rust. Not to mention over 300,000kms Wait. It's not Frozen Fist anymore? Thats why i use whatsapp nowadays. Just imagine, Sword Art no Pico.. It just wants to hug you with all of it's legs...and fangs. And where did you get that ign from No idea. I only said it because the person I was responding to has apparently been asked by BOTH of his! well maybe he just has a cold or something. then again, maybe not... not being from florida this picture didnt seem inappropriate at all to me. i guess i always thought of manatees as hard to hurt because of their size, and that the daughters would be in more danger than the manatee but i am wrong Man... What is up with popular kids? Holy shit. Imagine fucking your username... Forgot about that one! Now I don't want to watch Netflix after dark, or even own a laptop Well... That's a different question. But have you tried ebay? If there was a way to subscribe to redditor's post, you'd be the first. Unless there is I'm just gonna.. Slowly remove this post.. whats the 3rd row? omg this looks a whole lot like a very mild form of Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis... which can be fatal It's.....it's like my two favorite things ever combined into one. She's gonna see this and be like: "You picked a weird picture of me Just got here, Harden with 23 points on 8 FGA Haha just reading your comment made my mouth start watering! I didn't realize War Heads were *that* sour! Dryness makes sense, it's sort of like a second mouth, after all Can...can I touch? Just realized Rockets are wearing away colors at home *TTK* pearled them? I saw that and thought it was pretty cool Who names hair removal cream 'lotion'?! That's a pretty low standard to have... i want that purple stuff I'm always awkward. I can't tell you how many times I've typed something out and then never sent it... It's like watching a lava lamp if they looked like ordinary glasses id consider it Lame! I never stopped to think that not everyone can return makeup. We're pretty fortunate over here. Orcinus orca translates to "orcs BUTT" according to google translate. I mean, its true that I'm not a dude. windows vista ergmahgerd, Zelda runs around in a green tunic, and saves princess Link.. Why is her neck blurred out I'll show myself out Terribly odd, but im more intrigued by your phone/case, than you A couple of things in the melody for the piano version don't seem to quite match what the original does melodically. This is true. There's this group of girls in my class who had their fake braces (which are actually just fashioned retainers) at the same time one day and to the regular eye they were okay-looking but if you scrutinize it you'll realize it's way *chunkier* than braces then in my head I was just like :WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? As opposed to living furniture? Those pants are extremely flattering! You look so curvy in some of these. I want that Nord I have over a hundred items on my polish list Dat massiv boobs Holy crap.. Her feet are backwards Meetups in general are pretty cringy, but who cares if ugly people want to hang out? Jesus, the way you guys talk you'd think no one should be allowed to go to a shitty party unless they look good. I don't have an He looks eerily like Conan O'Brien to me... ( Somebody's got a fat girl fetish.... *Mildly* freaked out you say? Have... have... I found a **REAL** philosophical zombie? Cancerous? NSFW button please I never actually completed this game No, no I think OP is right. I think it's actual name is "Trippy maze thing". since german is my firs language I can confirm that San Diego means in no way whale's vagina. The words aren't even similiar the girl or the guy? Rodale told us earlier today about what happened. None of us in CTD sincerely knew this event was taking place, and we were practically the only NC outfit that had decent numbers on at the time as well. We just figured we had a lot of randoms show up and a lull in TR and especially VS coinciding at the same time. Didn't even think to check esamir. Why is your ESC menu like that It's not your fault. Reddit's too addictive and can sometimes scramble the brain. I hope that's sarcasm Lemonade in your beer... Not in STRAYA! why didn't you upvote him I find it very weird that I have heard it before, but never played the game... (SC3000, to be exact) You have been on my computer Well...I was not expecting to see that this morning That's my area code so jealous It's the best I've ever had.... That's you isn't it Yes, but that wasn't the team. I looked at the players on each team and decided that MCRS had a better one. I wasn't dissing the server as a whole Q can crit? I'm fro France and I currently live in eastern europe. It's worse over here. All bombshells at 15 I can sympathize a bit. The boyf was kind enough to upgrade the RAM on mine so the Sims would run smoother, but then it started randomly crashing. Brought it to the geeks at Best Buy, they said that the video card etc. was all just starting to wear out. Which is news to me. I thought computer components were like light bulbs - either they work, or they're broken. I wasn't aware of a 'wearing out' period can't tell if serious or not Sounds like some version of 4Loko, what does it taste like I wonder if he rocked zach during that interview. Most people get flustered...but....its quite possible... And it crits for full damage? That looks like quite the over-engineered slowcooker How many do you need? I could send some out.... oh its you! I can *hear* it breathing. WOW! He got scammed and then he added me to compensate his loss So when can we go back to just calling it backdoor? It's not like xPeke was even close to the first one to backdoor. I can actually *hear* that... God I hope not... then I'll be next How many comments is the max? Funny...that's exactly how I would wake you for work. My mom was 23 when she married my dad. When I was 23, my boyfriend at the time and I were still going " I just have a folder in the lower-right corner of my desktop. It currently has over 3,000 images in it... I wonder if SOE considers this a "third party program"? The bags *inflate*? Of their own accord? Nothing on my feet? No idea if it's the sandy map, resolution or the old school sweaters but it reminds me so much of BW it's a jpg Has sangan ever been banned before? I was so glad they added that in! It needed to be said. Med school is way more difficult than Bing makes it out to be Fuck owlbears, now we have OWLCATS! You will never be safe at night again...... It costs 2 nickels to make 1 nickel. for my birthday, my gf got me three pounds of coffee beans, three packs of flavored instant coffee (i like it! ok??) and a huge plastic starbucks mug :D i think our girlfriends want to kill us with caffeine overdose I just found out about them last night too Wow Weren't those same words used to describe Torchlight for a while? And I was so happy with my 238 APM... Between this and the lady who got hit by exploding bullet shrapnel while trying to make frozen waffles, it looks like it's a bad week to be hungry in St. Pete. Yeah, the only reason I made an account on reddit was because of r/starcraft, nearly 2 years ago...! (as you can tell by my username The things you can't unsee yeah there was going to be no taming him lol, he would hurt himself he would bolt around his cage so fast and violently. he would run into things and scrape his skin and stuff. He was insane Woha.. Was just listening to the 8 minute edit when I saw this post.. My google maps doesnt look like this And so lucky! I live in an apartment building and sometimes if people are away, packages are on the apartment doorsteps for *days*. I LOOOOVE that song. The first time I heard it, I was like.... "WHAT THE FUCK... why is my pee red?" The "Phoenix Quinn" skin has a weird tinge of pink on her cape, it looks like her skin, making her look from afar like a grotesque monster of some sorts So make the Reapers? She's never seen a white person to differentiate the voices, if we're assuming she's always been blind. She can't see their faces if she is blind. Why is she touching them to know their build? Awesome Post! Also, HOLY SNAP OVW videos. Where did you get the idea that steel casings are corrosive? I'm not really entirely sure. I was at work when I clicked it, so I closed the window as fast as humanly possible. It's a gif of a fully nude Liara engaged in some form of sex, with an insanely large blue phallic object. Who's body it's attached to is a mystery to me. Are you a best buy employee? First read this as: "Put baby powder in your casket to make it stink less!" What is that question mark for? Brown Bunny A *little* something How.... how could I forget... 395 new members since the OP was made 15 hours ago. what the hell does lemming mean ooooh i seeeee, i kept seeing that around i was like... sure! and damn here they are like $17 for the wheels Fuck, I don't create any males at all. The custom content for female Sims is just soooo pretty. Love their clothes/hair/makeup. All my Sims are female lesbians and have babies through mods. odd Images 16 and above, the rare CL's legs in the wild. Why does the cat need to be watched for only a half hour? Oh it's gonna be tickling something alright. >Shit this is more accurate than I thought then. Omg. Forums for trading is actually VERY important. Post 07 players who haven't experienced this probably doesn't know how would you attach the cat to the generator?... she looks like this guy I know but with long hair Why is there an independent nation in Arkansas? Wow, that is ridiculous. I've honestly never even heard of this lady before Thank goodness it wasn't. It would have seriously irked me if they made Playstation, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, and Playstation Orbis why is this bad to do Yes. This. I mean, I wrote a big long thing just about Portia, but everything about the brothers was off for me on this episode. I hate to say it because I love Jensen and Jared to pieces, but it was bad acting. neither do i Dude... dobby looks like he's on crack... or something ( im a WD, if I team up with a barb and monk i get a lot of wallers/jailer/arcane/frozen, as soon as I team up with ranged classes, DH Wizz or other WD's, its Reflect Damage/Mortar/teleporter a plenty I doo.. low damage weird animation sniper You mean there are other places to drive than the drag strip? I hear ya on SC2 ones are you for real? your name calling is really over the top. you need to back up a little bit. you want to call me stupid out of nowhere then be like "offensive jerk"? ok ... You know I used to be the life of the party. Now I'm like....mehhh rather stay in. A friend i used to party with recently moved back into town asking if i wanted to go bar hopping....I was like...dear god that sounds awful! Do you know how many people are there? How loud it is? And it smells! Shes like But...what about the greater good!? funny to see a team8 flair'ed redditor vouching for stx I have no idea why you've been downvoted Noooo! You're a good poni deserving of cuddles and whatever sorts of dick might please you Too funny! I hate when you get a straggler turd that rolls away. One time my dog beat me to it... Edit: Than, not then. I'm tired I think I'm going to go a head and delete my history before my Mum sees this... The McDonald's fish bites commercial with the iPhone fish mouths.. I get it. I had a bunch of kids two years ago who watched "Waiting for Superman" and did a video about how bad teachers are ruining the education system in the US. It took every ounce of self-restraint I had to bite my tongue and just handle it as dispassionately as possible. Yup... Whenever I curl my clients' hair with my wand, I usually put it at half heat and let it sit for about 5 seconds, depending on their hair type. Hardly ever longer than that. My eyes went from o_o to So that's why I have a yellow star next to my psnazi account More *attachable*? Now I'm really curious as to where you work that requires specialized equipment for longer hair I'm not obsessed with Civilization...not yet...but I've been playing it since the first game came out, back in the mid-90s. I think I was running Windows '94 or something. There is a spin off!? my father must be a Jedi knight It's still going lol... up to 1024. Not sure what's causing it, I didn't do anything irregular Whaaaat the FUCK did I just read??? Celestine Soraka splash looks kind of derpy My dentist was in the Navy and I asked him the most harrowing thing that happened and he said 'Well, I was on a dental barge docked in the bay and one time our air conditioner went out.' That's... extensive. It's Russian. Could this mean.... With those creepy little hands.. What? Like MvC style? There are people who do that? When I lived in NYC back in the 80s I worked with a woman whose Korean neighbor was raising dogs in kennels behind their brownstone in Brooklyn. Lots and lots of dogs. Sometimes the dogs would disappear and then there would be new dogs. Now replace each head with Bidoofs! You trained hundreds of servers in *six years?* How high was turnover where you worked? And you were thinking of stealing a kiss from him? since Pokemon IS a game - then I do believe is belongs here coming from ominousforces 0% map complete Holy crap, an honest and courteous response on Reddit! I'm pretty sure the whole Good Girl title went out of the window the moment she started to enjoy the fuck out of Youkai hunting. Her dialogues in UFO often made me go Why should you sleep on the couch cause she's an idiot? This. Dude... You have the exact carpet, bed frame, desk, chair, and wall color as my. We might live in the same apartment complex The mouth looks like unhealthy, swollen lady parts... Unless shes lesbo The terror of "Fan death" has now been explained It's super exciting! I'm still kicking myself for missing out on the exchanges. I've just never participated in anything other than the Secret Santa so I didn't know when to look out for the sign-ups. [wot Just watched it... Ran into this post and watched it because I had nothing better to do. That was the STUPIDEST thing I have ever seen. Are people truly that dense? I laughed a lot of the time at the sheer stupidity of what was happening. You are talking about the movie with the fast food workers right? Who in their right mind does any of this? This is America. This isn't some third world country where you have to do what anyone tells you because someone will come over and anally rape your family and cut off your hands. i could use a code Jordan? Oh I never said that hallucinogens were less dangerous. Ecstasy can literally eat holes in your brain The same can be said about me. We're 4chan now? The video isn't playing for me nice video :D but quick question why do you have dick wolf on your wall the law and order producer creator guy? are you dick wolf? its been 4 days now and i also got nothing just send a ticket but im pretty worried i wont get anything from it Wow. What a noble chicken. Eww! That's creepy to think about. Oh. My. Gawd. I thought that Oscar was a JUVIE!?!?!?!??! Sweet Aquarium Jesus. Is that a HL3 wallpaper ? People go to ER for this?? For real?! AND get anesthetics?! JFC. ### You translated correctly. But I don't believe you. Your eyes must be big. I don''t believe your username either.. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that this exists or that it has 5 stars I get this visual bug so often it even took my some minutes to figure out whats wrong with the image Lol @ the downvotes to you. as I said previously, people are going for the sympathy on EE, disregarding all the bad criticisms of him before. people *pay* for expansions?! I've spent too much time on EVE. People play ranked 3's? The controller has a grip on it My god this bird is greener then green wha-what the fuck?how did hr even manage to get that from a shop? THE CLOUD i made the mistake of reading your posts first and got a mix of Nigel and sweetie How the hell is this about your profession I normally just bust out my laptop and a controller. On this pic you look older than I am right now and I turn 20 in two months Yes, I found that out a few years ago, and was like this for a while never watched star wars You can kill the portals? Or Freeman No. I'm attracted to strong women who know what they want. They just happen to make more money than I do. That's weird. This is a common pattern with me and my dating. Rudius 80% is backordered till who knows when ...You are giving people really, really bad advice to follow OMG purplepoo interested in a swap from Florida US? I am horrifically entranced by the silkworm pupa!!!! He just said your family was corrupt and you thanked him I didn't say they don't have one... i just said having one is a must Wow. Those are some extreme ideas. 15-20 per event??? I'm not surprised they were nerfed You are 8? I love how this is the type of thing that makes it to the top of /r/Christianity. Good work everyone. how are your veggies growing in feb? looks like there's snow in the cracks of the brick I imagine something straight out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre ^^whyyyyyyyy ^^ Omg. Never realised mouse pointers caused so much pain You think valve cares about you? That is an awesome idea what the heck? why? lol I've never seen this happen How the hell did they turn an article about one dead American woman into an article about women being raped in South Africa? I have a Core i5 with a 620M (yeah, a laptop) on High graphics settings and it runs fine in case you wonder where the statue is, I believe it's in Ripley's believe it or not museum in Orlando. Thats where I saw the story of the headless bird for the first time, along with some shrunken heads What stops people from occupying these places? With all the problems the Ranger has, I thought fuck it and went balls to the wall crazy with mine. I decided to make a Healing Ranger Dear God, Steve Lukather played guitar on that track?!?!?!?! speechless We were close because my school was so small. My two best guy friends and I have known eachother since the third grade. My graduating class had 46 people he did And this is while on a hot streak? Support guardian, uses BOOFs, and doesn't use AH? People *do* that? Red? She freaked out over red? I tag the gifted ones with contest, item, and expected delivery date -- that way I (now) know when to check for receipt if I've not seen a single tiny thread in the 400 new ones each day. 2 weeks before we found out about this pregnancy, MIL called me and was going on and on about how she had a dream we were having a girl. She was so excited because she didn't have any girl grand babies (out of 5) and just knew one was coming. haha yea. my reaction exactly. I am not complaining! 3dMark11 score for graphics was 16800 with zero overclocking Depends on who's askin' I think I read a news article somewhere, where in one of the southern states there was a class of middle graders (11, 12, 13 yo. kids), where the teacher had left the classroom unattended for a while and when they came back, 3 or more students were having a orgy type situation. It was a while ago that I saw that, but when I did I was like Nope. It's not possible to have too much. :P I consider it a collection! I don't *avidly* collect anything else. The last time I counted (sometime in like October?) I had around 700. I'm seriously concerned that when I get around to counting I'll have broken 1,000. You would't happen to be Blossy of "Kibo" ownership, would you? ... Oh, you are!! ... Wacky. there is more to eating than taste Who do you think this is? DAT SPAGHETTI HAIR!! Imagine being in the mine. It's obvious at the start that this girl had no idea what she was doing when she described how a clamping rod leaves a hook at the end. Well shit, that's helpful. Those are for monkies? i paid roughly $51 american for my EU plus..? I have friends who can eat practically anything. I'm a tad more sensitive. We shared a big plate of chicken nachos once and I was the only one to get horrifically sick. Salmonella didn't even touch them. not 8-5? do you get paid for lunch or something? or just not eat What kind of Gourami is that? Have you actually given thought o digging your cat up? Star Wars + Dubstep = Someone posted something similar on my FB recently. I, of course, instantly retaliated with "what if god told you to kill." Their response: He wouldn't do that...he wouldn't ask you to kill someone. Oh really? What about Abraham and Isaac??? Facepalm... Haha for me it was Twilight Princess. The first time I walked into Lake Hylia my face became like gays go to heaven? why I keep hearing then that god hates fags? does that mean you're.... Can't wait. Got the spreadsheet typed up today with big challenges left to get. Just prestiged last night as well. I'm ready to take a hot golden double xp shower. Wait... How do you people celebrate Mardi Gras? I'm French, and I've never celebrated it... Nor do I know of anybody who has ever celebrated it in France did you really just sit there and count all the facial hairs...? sounds wonderful. I really need to invest in some matte lipsticks.. I really don't know how to vote this. I don't think you can cancel a repost with a repost. Holy shit, my mind just zoned out for minute by looking at that. Many years ago my Dad and I had a hunting friend named Vern, he had two dogs with those names and they look almost exactly like them. But we're underwater That I am a sex fiend who attends orgies. Apparently, I am quite the satyr and my greatest pleasure is defiling innocent, inexperienced girls. I have also done some butt stuff. Remember kids: NEVER stick your dick in crazy. i lold (7) Yeah that would probably work heh. I'm moving to Oregon next month though so shouldn't have to worry about it anymore. I think they REQUIRE beards there. I'm not sure if its policy for us but some of my professors drop you on the third absence or did what i said before. Yeah and I've heard most people's schools also have your policy... I don't get how so many people skip so much and not completely fail It just seems like you're confusing sport with competition, they are not the same. Extreme Frisbee is competitive and it's a sport, Did you just poopvote yourself? Go away I actually read it in Morgan Freeman's voice Why do people downvote this? American is scary reddit relationships 2000 rounds lasts you years? Wait what... You say that Code A is "lower level" play? TIL potatoes and dice are related What! His jacket is in the urinal he called you a cunt and you let it go as a "one time thing"? Back in the day some friends and I did a portage canoe trip into Quetico Provincial Park in southern Ontario. No grizzlies there, but black bears. On the way in we ran into a pair of guys who were trekking out, looking really disappointed and carrying some seriously shredded equipment. Said they were on their first portage after crossing into the park, first day of a two-week trip. They were confronted on the trail by a mama bear and two cubs. The guy carrying the food pack slowly took it off and set it down and backed away and watched as the three bears proceeded to eat *everything* in the pack. This... I... How DO you know that's what they're doing with it? Men use conditioner too, ya know?! Besides, conditioner sucks to spank with, it rinses off too quickly and then it feels dryer, with more uncomfortable friction than before you started using it. Or so im told. The hell did I just watch... and why did I just watch the whole thing... That blanket. Where did you get it?! Maybe that's when it launches? Wha? .... I really should have said that... Wow, okay... There are plenty of other reasons that prove the moon landing was real. That is not what I hinge that knowledge on. I was just sharing a fun story... Hahah just about. If I ever had to pay for the new phone/repair bill Double experience and something like a 70% defense growth. story ? what story ...What tuner are you using for **Quasar**? Oh god I am so excited for this REEK Well, I've been there. I know how beautiful it is. But the actual NW corner of Ontario IS fucking tundra. I know that too. Also, you missed my sarcasm tag. You know, i just had a wonderful idea, since the mechanics of eevee evolution are different for sets of evolutions released in different generations, what if you could have two types of evolution simultaneously?? real as fuck that's... so... awesome Gnomes need love too I guess. Even if he used the money from Travelocity for a whore. Wut? Holy shitballs. Dat first one. WAIT HE'S DEAD? WAIT HE'S DEAD? In the customers defense, i wouldn't believe it either if someone told me there was a "helium shortage".... ( Truth be told, you get XP more quickly parrying balls. The irony. Umm.. not even close I am a dude and this made me cringe in pain Lmfao the cats eyes are like HOLY SHEEEEIIIIITTTTT!!!! Well, I tried checking, to see the pics you posted. Nothing there, 5,000 students? My school has 185. My graduating class will be about 40 of those students. If you're a girl, OP's girlfriend could fuck you Uh....wut? What? I was wishing them both a happy cake day. I guess I can't edit either What if someone said that about you? why did you give tibbers tits? Dat gut They ABSOLUTELY do- this person isn't being sarcastic are they? Who said it wasn't? i see no difference between high and low Trippy! Similar thing happened to me tonight, except it was 5V8. Still don't understand how we won no u cant drop from gold to silver once u hit gold u stay there Rune of Altruism would be OP as hell in dungeons, too. 3 stacks of might and fury each time you play 6? That awkward moment when you know this person... Already claimed after 1 minute. Are you kidding me I want to go to there. Haha nah not as weird as half pakistani half british-australian! Eurasian is hot though I definitely wouldn't have picked it, I was going to guess spanish lol. But now i'm really confused coz you mum really doesn't look singaporean its ixrapermike omfg YOUR TEAM IS SO BAD I DON'T EVEN RECOGNISE IT! (no seriously what is it? Its used when frightened, not to show off. When I had my skunk, he never aimed his ass at me for any reason, even when he was scared... so he must have known it wasn't there. I don't think he missed it anymore than a cat misses their balls How do we know its really you? Wow, its been around since floppy disks and Ive only just noticed it in 2013? I always thought that was just a cat outside my window... Cage !!! OMFG AND EMMA You might have to think twice next time you smell grilled fish in the house. Nani was defending Woah, that about Bloodrush abilities is huge info We spend around $300 max per month with three kids (probably closer to $250 average, $400 when we feel like buying a ton of junk food).... There's coupons and sales all of the time, people, use them. OH man, I had an ACL reconstruction where they used my patella tendon Then who came in my pond last summer? I liked to scare my friends with it actually... Haha thanks for your honesty dude! The hanging face in the third is probably because that was around Christmas and I was stuffing myself into comas. And the lines are only there when I smile.. I thought everyone got them! One comment said "I was watching this and my dog died." He may not have been kidding. in some countries that is legal Are those "return void 0;" lines legit javascript? Unnecessary? You think this is a game, son?? Please tell me this is a troll. Please tell me one of you guys made this as a joke. This can't be real oh god no this can't be real Coconut oil is supposed to be super comedogenic though Why don't they put a tracking device in the bag of diamonds so even if they get stolen, they can be tracked and pursued right away? Or do they do that already? I's Ovechkin with a hatrick Nope. Just opened another pack and got another 3 rares from it. Skaab Ruinator, Witchbane Orb, and Moldgraf Monstrosity. I guess this just happens in Innistrad. Oh. My. God. We dont have a nordstroms store where i live but i need to find one somewhere! lol! all the pretty colors.... I can see where the chick with the glasses gets reset, the woman blowing her nose being reset, and everything...BUT I can't notice where the athlete is reset!! It's seamless!!! Best frame selection I've ever seen... As someone who grew up with the nickname "Cody", what's the problem with it? Snail mail? Is that the thing where the snails eat the glue off of stamps? I don't think so, but somewhat related, I feel like the needler got somewhat nerfed I just stopped playing 07scape Looked at the pic first - read your post after, would not have guess anywhere near 49 That looks exactly like my old high school Godly with "when"? Rabby! XD I THINK I'VE DRAWN YOUR PET BEFORE. Where is this mcdonalds that provides you a tray of french fries ? That Soaz's Blitzcrank Singed, Teemo and ALL the spin to win champions Just finding the actual song on Youtube takes a while. So many covers I'm actually more surprised that the creditors don't notice this trend relatives! i used to have an ed and have gained 35 lbs in the past couple years. most of the time i'm fine with this because i am at a healthy weight, have more time and energy, and get to eat lots of pizza. i recently visited a relative, though, who said, "wow. that haircut makes your face look much fuller." my chipmunk cheeks were my biggest body issue in the first place. also, my cheeks look fuller because they are, not because of my hair. That's not irrational at all Just how? Why do the tech demo's show diablo 2 artwork? By spirit lizard I assume you mean ancient golem? And what do you mean by spirit is +200? Didn't get a writing assignment. Oh, so I wasn't the only one Holy shit! Downvote central! I didnt know how much it was until five minutes ago when I looked it up. >_< I can't believe my friend got it for me #### Is that my 3rd grade teacher Damn...and I thought the medieval methods of torture and execution were bad. I looked it up, Johan Franzen got 5 two years ago. Gaborik before that back in 2007 with Minnesota. Those are the last two guys since Lemiux/Fedorov in 1996 You have a very loooong comment ( Unfortunately I left my aeropress at home (stupidly) and so I didn't want to buy any grounds and have no way to brew them. I had plenty of coffee in the restaurants and cafes in the local area which was often very sweet turkish coffee flavoured with cardamom. At first I was like higher then anyone has ever been! Imagin smoking a J on the MOON!! I want to believe that pain is only as we perceive it in our minds. So if you kill the mind and have no memory of the pain, then pain will no longer be pain. So therefore, there is no pain if you can't remember it....right? No please take it away! My nipple is talking?! Why does everyone besides your captain not have eyes? Out of curiosity, what are you using your VPS for? That seems like a steep price I ripped a couple pairs of boxers squatting, and it was a relief because when I felt the rip I always thought it was my pants Yeah, people always say never to wear eyeliner on the bottom waterline, especially only the bottom waterline without top eyeliner, because they think it makes your eyes look small. But people literally ask me if I'm sick when I have no eyeliner there, so I would rather have small eyes and look good than have "large" eyes and look unhealthy. I want this game so bad ( where can i buy one? 1.4 vCore! I ate carrots and spinach dip while playing Sims 3 for an inexcusable amount of time while avoiding all actual work I was supposed the be doing for my friends baby shower tomorrow. I'm going to be up later tonight. I love having red hair. Generally the people who I've ever met with a vivid distaste for it are really immature. Also, elderly women seem to love it I upvote when I really like something...but most of the time I forget all about it Yeah... I hate snakes I didnt know there were still blockbusters around ( A much needed video. Ive been guilty of some pretty terrible gravity burns. Cant remember who it was, but one tutorial I watched said 30,000m was the best time to turn.. No, you can't. How did you get that out of what he said? Funny.. I saw this on facebook BEFORE coming here... usually the other way around You work on Sunday? Ds you notice he used a different tape for the paper I remember playing that combo with a friend in my very early days and never understood why pros never picked up on it (didnt know any kind of metagame back then..)... its a very likely kill if annie lands a stun pre6 and a 100% guaranteed kill post 6... just so much burst through doublestun The stats would only be tracked for ARAM Those are your real lashes ? I'm SO jealous Where'd you fine a good deal like that? At least our circle jerks are all consenting adults The difference is...I merely vocalized a passing thought whilst my friend fucked her bf while watching lion king A burger has a bun while a sandwich has slices. Why didn't you think of that? nerfing the infestor makes you not want to buy it Wait....it says i can't enter FARTY Oh my glob grammys are packed? fuck you mean I get it The thing that horrifies me most is that she has a daughter. I must be tired because the face I pulled reading that was like Stop drinking. For about 6 months in 2010 I was insanely interested in Wicca and Astrology. I'm an Atheist and have no clue what THAT was all about. Looks like obsidian to me....maybe lava spawned somewhere and....aw hell I have no clue How do you know he isn't me Hi and welcome, Brennan! Hooray for being a fellow scientist (eventually)! I'm a chemist. I'm a grad student in Biomedical Engineering. Sooo that makes me a Biomedical Engineer...but I also majored in Chemistry as an undergrad, so I suppose I'm a Chemist, too. Claire Forlani This had happened so many times to me ...For what? Immediately looked up the Miley Cyrus look alike. Thanks But the situation in question has nothing to do with the hot dogs, they're just what I chose as an example due to the ubiquity of the product. It's like I said gas is expensive and you replied with "but regular gas is cheaper than diesel"-- it has no bearing on the point being made I can see the universe in it's eyeball. OH SHIT How much is chain worth? I soled it for like 2 alchemy Is it possible to watch it in a browser? like, if I don't have LoLreplay and LoL installed even though the female version came first ? holy shit. just noticed it now. So...many...acronyms acording to utorrent, i can expect this to be done by... November Why is the suicide part in the headline in apostrophies? I have to go call my congressman... Why did Supernova burrowed his mines knowing that the lings attacked the rock and with the risk of AOEing and killing the rock ? He killed himself, what a stupid move. Uhhhhh, I was singing this song-having no idea who the artist is or any other words when I opened this, wasnt even super aware i was singing it.... One of my friends (as far as I know) the only person to see my ex nude due to the old 'slideshow from the digital camera' mishap "Dafawq is dat?" I do and so do all of my friends. This is awesome they dont have telephones in Australia? Real weird part about this whole thing: People go to Muse concerts... The comment section of this thread has fucked up shit that I couldn't even begin to imagine I can't find the 5 year old What if sally knocked with her head Aggra, I thought you and Thrall were expecting already? Ranibow dash says hello....... The joke... Where is the joke Why do you like humans? I killed him twice You take the "reviews" seriously? Talipo I'm very sure I was in this very game "Safety fencing" Could... Could they ACTUALLY take my pokemon? My *face* is wrong? And... what's that, exactly? The straps are adjusted differently on either side. If I loosen the strap on the larger side enough to eliminate quadboob, there isn't enough support and my breast risks falling out of the cup what did you do I've skipped my cycle for my honeymoon and wedding but never had that happen! thanks for replying with exactly what I posted... huh?!? just realized, i dont think i've ever pooped while high before If you get soul of Teemo, will enemies focus you or Teemo's soul? And yet she is still referred to in this post as semi attractive With 5 watts on a similar antenna? This reminds me of a story that was on the news a long time ago. A 50 year old man was found in a couple's basement, naked and covered in barbecue sauce If only I were that graceful when I fell Yeah, that or an infinite number of other compounds. Squad 12?? MACHETES! Muh internet points!!! Thresh doesnt damage souls to pick them up What`s the difference to the admin episode of season 1? how did you know Why? Looks like two twins sucking two big hairy dicks. I don't get it WTF is that That lights seen some shit, man. What do you mean? What porn video is this from? I need a source Hahaha exactly. It sucks, but at least it's weeding some bad seeds OUT? Mine built a gnome thief Esea?? I dunno, I want to try and make it work if I can. The mother hasn't been an issue as of yet, but I've already had to deal with one of his crazy ex's... 750k with no idea of gameplay Reminds me of my trip to Costa Rica a few years ago; I'm not sure if this is the same volcano, but our tour guide didn't take us up because she said "Last time, some people got too close and they died." We laughed because we thought she was joking but she said she wasn't. Poisonous gas or something. but they are hitting and knocking plywood targets over That sounds kinda douchey. Ahh, so that's how you play it, haha. I can only see 3/4ths of the game, though, the other quarter is hidden below my screen with no way to resize the window GO BACK, IT'S A SPLIT OMFG Is that Michael from vsauce?!?! I was buying a soda on my way to class. As i bent over to get it a guy grabbed my ass and proceded to jab two fingers up my ass. I shot up and he just winked at me Oh shit. It's starting to lean and is in danger of collapsing. Dem teeth This fucks with my brain WTF is it some russian repost and not the original video? Wat? So much amazing LOOK AT MY USERNAME! Like my boss, typing www.google.com into the bar on Chrome when he could use either the search box OR the bar to just search. He is younger than me 20% of chairs and furniture that you can fit inside the bag... LOL at title and then I saw you I was fine until I saw the girl crying in the audience, for some reason that made me well up too Wait... NTs *like sitting like that too,* and they just don't *allow* themselves because it's 'socially inappropriate'? Did you happen to live on Birch Circle Dr. in Manana housing? I was actually... homeschooled. Oh God, I completely forgot about jailbait. Geez, you're making me want everything Femme Fatale has ever made! Planeshift and The Nightmare look incredible SMN, everything about SMN you said Nintendo kept copying Nintendo, I proved you wrong and now they don't count? And the TR maxx looks like a re-purposed diving suit do i know you because i have soooooo heard this story from a friend thermite nades would destroy tanks Sammamish! But no software knowledge Holy shit this really blew up Morikawa with a Kai deck is gonna be SO OP Of all pictures of JK Rowling, why choose the most unflattering, pixelated, blurry photo? I think you're.... OnlyFoolin me..... So is that common? The link saying .jpg at the end, although it's a gif Even so I still don't see the correlation Oh shit, I misread that as middle school for a second or Requiem for a dream...... Me lurksta Blended US/UK sizing? What does that mean? ...is michonne talking? .....I'm guessing this is hard core troll cus....I really don't think he'd be like that on twitter. I don't get you. First, the unnecessary arrogance with the "LOL" over a simple opinion, then you say MW2 is terrible beyond comparison yet you say you have 20d logged Yeah, it's just so absolutely rude and dismissive. "Oh, but you're not *really* a guy so it's ok." Wat? I saw a documentary on the formation of the Channeled Scablands (formed by a megaflood from a glacial lake outburst) and was like Was Renee Zellweger OK? Looked like she could hardly stand up and when Richard Gere asked her to announce the winner, she completely froze. I wouldn't know what to say. Why is the back scratcher 19.99 but this thing 399? When I was hiking in Utah, the camp I stayed at was infested with these gypsy moth caterpillars. At night, I could hear them raining down on my tent as they fell out of the trees. It was...unnerving..... From her profile, she's into pretty kinky stuff. Not sure how much of it will be role play though Video's been pulled from YouTube. Then both of you should try being homeless. Looks like the Indians are bowling on a completely different pitch "I think the key to not losing this match is by keeping wickets intact" I take back what I said about doing this for Halloween....... ...How did you DO that? You missed the rock at the bottom above the bucket I was just introduced to his music, and it's really good. holy shitcakes! there are 1,315 people in this subreddit! I look like a Frenchie, but I'm actually a British Greek. Your thumb is def interesting. You're right. I actually love that show. DAYUM That is the king of double chins. It somehow maintains itself and withstands becoming a triple. \m/ ( Well that hurt my eyes ...Keanu doesn't have a brother. stop speaking to yourself about your own comment They're getting smarter Amumu has a friend? i know one guy who was B+ and wcg qualifier and didn't go past diamond because he didn't care or play more than 20 games ~\ **[You committed suicide?! > i know one guy who was B+ and wcg qualifier and didn't go past diamond because he didn't care or play more than 20 games ~\ ~~So, like... $8 cheaper? Darkwraith Funny how that Revvo guy is some how Silver 1 So I have heard but I was playing solo q and we lost and after game our jungler started capsing in chat that he got demoted from Plat V to Gold I, I checked his profile and frontpage showed Plat V but in rankings it showed him as Gold 1 But... but this is *Canada.* I thought I was *safe!* I'll reply. because, boobs. Cadence: what if you get a nightmare ? So you're only a real cowboy if you're born on a ranch and uncircumcised? I'm peanut butter and I think it may be jelly time lol same here. When I first saw him with his helmet on I was thinking: "Hmm.....a Turian....with Blue and black armor....... I like to think all the wrestlers on Redditors. Now to get AJ to post on r/gonewild. Maybe Monsanto pushes the crazy theories to draw attention away from their shady business practices. Whoa damn....welcome Two seconds after I read this comment, I heard the cats going at it outside. That sounds very "fuck yo shit" uppy. I never did an intro post, but I was like one of the first 100 ladies here. I just hate intros with the fiery passion of ten-thousand suns. I bet it would be pretty grim seeing him bench press I thought this was a joke until other comments. "Oh that's not good". What a nonchalant response to losing your arms Were supposed to be having fun playing this game? I wouldn't put a pet that handsome as my active He's so mesmerizing. As did this post's number of upvotes. Just so you know...that was a real clip. That illustration. Fucking stepford wives Monti barricato a palazzo Chigi? Source? Ok, but still, I thought they'll make something out of parts that aren't broken or whatever I understand you bro. Or sis.... Is Gz short for congratulations now? I saw that, dropped them because they "had a scare against Colorado" ... didn't the Blackhawks have a scare against Columbus? lol Either way I think the Ducks are clearly #2 ... I mean they have won 9 of 10 Maybe it's really just the same guy I guess people don't know the reddiquette I don't know who's food this is but I'm taking it During your first stream? WOOP! Finally, something that I actually knew about *before* I found it on reddit! Wait, so he got a translant to go to Korea? What happens to the blonde girl during the night to make her gone by morning? Do you...... eat her? Now I can't stop seeing my white blood cells. Why does the eye have a storage bank? It's going to my brain. To produce an image... I don't think pound is a better alternative. That's cold. But definitely effective... What kind of work do you do to get there? How does Jesus rape himself I am not quite sure I hear you on the shipping costs. All the brands I've been looking at recently have big notices about how US shipping rates to international destinations just doubled 5 and half days of play in 7 days A Fennec Fox! You can have them in some states, but I still think I wouldn't be able to handle one. As much as I want to. Thats what i said From what I've read, I wasn't too worried about the raping. But thanks for the heads up on the whole shower/probing thing. I will mentally prepare for that. Rain and Sun ( Side question: aren't the levels (with a few exceptions that stop at 30) stop at 20 before you must reclass/promote? Where are you guys seeing these high levels Oooor...I could take them off your hands? are you a monk Wooowow, that kickstarted took off Awesome job! It's a rewarding feeling. Now try for full National 'dex in one of the new games We played? eff that lol my daughters name is Lily ...*there's a game??* I didn't realize until recently, but my grandfather was Harry Richard But... but what do we do? Occasionally? Hot damn LoL I'm the fed naix My mom does that. It's almost like she doesn't want any help just so she can get angry and let her stress out on everyone else. My ex boyfriend had one of these, and we couldn't figure out how to use it. Caused a couple of explosions in his apartment. Always knew the M103 was a big tank but compared to the Abrams it's absolutely massive. no. * Are those houses really that big or am I imagining things! :O (im from England, everything is mini size here... Speed and MS Paint are on your side DEGENERES?! Yeah, moving to the Midwest from the west coast was an interesting experience. Graduate students buying houses, for 80K... Anyone else notice the random object that comes out of his mouth? What about exile is bm? ( Nope. I've been fairly hilarious in my dreams. I dreamt I got propositioned to by a hottie at a dinner at a fancy restaurant. All I said was, who?! Me?! And I started laughing. Hottie started to look hurt and I laughed even harder, started pointing. I woke up and I was like, hehehe dumbass ... wait a minute... Really? Dra-GON! You want to improve the lag? The URL looks like it has to do with number of days... Maybe number of days they have posted in? ... maybe... Really? It was that page that made you jeeesus. They look like they're asleep Mind, Blown! weird my friends grade 7 teacher did the same Lmao, that woman's crazy for drinking coke. what's up with all the downvotes? After a day like that, I think you should cut your losses and go to bed. Wtf, that's the Air Force One? Oh dear god That works against bosses? holy shit. my adc skills just went from trash to diamond To someone else, far away in another galaxy, we *are* the aliens. I know what lube is, just it never looked like that when I used it electric, transformer .. uhhh.. ummm.. im lost Do you remember the original particle effects we had in the first few versions of KSP? That was me! How common are fires? Whoa, Bishop's eyes following Gallagher's shot It's definitely a new approach. Lara's new look is a bit too FF for me, but she's still pretty gorgeous. Wait..what rapey stuff? All I could think to say was... Damn... you can own one of those?? How did he get that picture? Come again? Did not know about that winkey+x menu..... that's really useful. What other things haven't they told me about? ...she peed herself? It...it matches the rhythm. Uhm did you just give me a shiny gigalith I stare intently at things, bite my nails, stare at my phone for no reason What kind of sorcery is this??? This is the first match I've watched in full. Holy shit Two 6s Keep Santa Cruz weird Hahahahaha oh Mr Hart...... Jesus~! You should be doing other things with your wife.. I went to high school with the monster truck driver Most of them don't, do they? It's been demonstrated in this very thread by people in response already. wtf you one shot vayne. Seriously, what is he talking about? I have had an account that I have not touched for 2 and a half years What happens if u get down voted? What... are you putting in orbit with this? Schilthorn - switzerland, you don't even need these to realize how death the drops there are Fapping infront of a mirror Crumbocalypse I'm not sure what I'm looking at this is blocked on my schools network under the category of porn Assassception... Dat Flex Yeah just because you have a system that's still working doesn't mean they don't fail. Failure rates are usually pretty low amongst the majority of consoles. I had a PS2 that failed in less than 2 years. It could no longer read anything but a white backed ps2 disc. PS1 and blue backed PS2 games would not read. So we traded it in with some games that worked and got me an Xbox. Then got a new ps2 at christmas. I think you accidently a few there. It sounds weird. I don't think I've ever heard mine say that on droid or iOS no offense taken, and thanks :) i enjoy it, passes time when i have it. i just feel like a forever alone somewhat What's "mirrored"? I've been away for quite a while Idk why you stopped eating meat just because your wife didnt eat meat Because Obama is doing all that compromising Is the arm grabbing a US custom or what? I've never seen girls "arm grabbing" casually That's.... impressive You played 14 placement matches? for serious- if not more. She was acting like it was a snack what if his day job is painter This may sound odd, but have you ever watched the way the guy from RnMReviews vapes? At first I was like You look like me in the earlier pics. This is really inspiring it looks..tasty ? What runes do you run? Well his charge move into square is a legit confirm Those nips Na, it's a discussion, not an argument. Ebisu is coincided, and mizuki is a low level jonin. I'm guessing he may be weaker than Iruka, you could see him panic before it cut off. What about you being human?? So, she kisses me on the cheek? it has arms wat 100 game with sona won?? Teach me your mad skillz master Yes, I need to know this And at least one person is self-important and has a bug up their ass about what other people do with their time To hear each of them referred to as "Mr." over and over and over was only slightly annoying. Omg youre right, I used to wake up at 6:30am for Saturday morning cartoons GAH okok, mejor así, igual, no creo que hagas bombas nucleares... o si Stop liking them... If you get through Bronze 1 youll easily get to silver 4-3. People in Silver 5 are terrifiyingly bad. I saw a guy recently that could only play Nasus, and when he didnt get top he went mid, starting with a Dorans shield against Ryze and proceeding to get 19 CS by 11 minutes (half of our team was afk at this point That's beacuse damage ranges from 25 to over 9000 in BL2. There was a much smaller range in BL1 (so your level 52 could still be viable at 69). In BL2 I guess they wanted to show that you were actually advancing, so they needed to show that your new guns at the higher level did 200 TIMES MORE DAMAGE. OH GOD WHERE'D HIS LEFT ARM GO That scale is a *little* ridiculous by the time I get back to my matterfab, I might have enough iridium A bunch of gifts for a bunch of girls. Real men don't shave. How are you here? It's a three day old thread. why would a groomsman get cold feet Why did you report it? So no one else noticed there's a guy in the fourth row back and still taller then every one else Hmmmmmmmmmmm? This was scarily in time with my music It's definitely more pronounced with YG than any other company. I have only really ever seen people say they were "YG stans" or "only listen to YG". I've never seen anyone who only listened to Cube, or SM, or JYP, or anything else, or called themselves "stans" of those companies. It's mainly YG. Is she holding a dick ? ... Erm, is nobody going to warn the poster that the game is unbelievably awful with a totally screwed-up camera and controls? What a strange community this is. Can someone explain why I get downvoted for giving my opinion on a book to read? that shirt Pennsport too Yeah even thread says The play from Oddone Home, Skate park, Friends house, Park in general, Not around other peoples property. Haven't you seen skate videos? They fall 100% of the time Then why are you here? I think that's the note leaver's plan.. An hour? That is absolutely vile. I barely contained myself from downvoting you for this. WOW was not expecting that. Amazing!! I hate the fact that you must purchase **all** of the individual upgrades in order to proceed down the tree. If I don't want to increased torso twist, why would my pilot need that in order to increase engine speed? \ That looks familair. .. OMG>>>>how do i wake up wit the taste of a sizziling chicken n cheese on my tounge o_O o_O " gonna go play outside now " (> Why didn't the author just make it 8 panels dat tits Soooo... Have we been in agreement this whole time?? Wife and I are browsing reddit together right now. Oh god I had one of those tiny backpacks all through middle school Make me! Yes i still have mine I'm tryna find a dopplebanger for the girl on the far left in the last picture. A NES still in the packaging ?? Don't have to worry about it getting too harsh? Please explain You have ~ as your army? How do you do that Are you talking to the food or me? I didn't have a problem before properly-fitting bras. My unscientific guess is these bras have sturdier, metal-y-er wires in them? Well, good thing I'm almost out. It's absolutely better to pay off loans than to take on more for vacation travel. TIL lack of sleep causes seizures. ^ This! Any foothill city should do well. If you can't do Pasadena, try Monrovia. It has a nice little downtown area. As for Irwindale's downtown, ummm!??? Huh. I remember her posting about having sex with a fleshlight in her, but I don't remember her posting about keeping it a secret from guys she was swinging with. TIL he's 32 But it was found actually Get on it Congress... And while your at it ban TV, and chocolate; their causing problems right. And the Internet and Twinkies....oh wait When I saw the trailer, I thought that part was a predetermined path, you know, basically a clip. The terror of finding out it's not. Dat bush #### Proof or it's not true... Why not both? Lost me Sometimes I don't even brush my hair before I put it up in a knot. I need to know the story on this! Why are you running MC enough to get 2 sets of bindings? I have no idea how anyone could either.. Aww nice back shot, I love those curves in your back... What's with the tampon string though?! I dunno but I drink a lot of oolong Yup. I came close to doing the same on my 250. Luckily it was a hairpin turn so I was going fairly slow, got the bike upright, and managed to brake hard enough to to stop right before I went into the mountain rock. I was tired. Then I read that If you ever see another one, try and take a picture! i found that grass had an interesting taste to it... very fibery texture reeeeeeeally magic penis, PANCAKESandSYRUP_ Why would anyone ever want to listen to a wubstep remix of such a classic tune Hi and welcome! I don't know what I'm doing with makeup, so don't feel bad. I'm still figuring out how to apply eyeshadow without making myself look like a raccoon. There's... a lot of caricature artists out there... What? It's a youtube link from its original creator. It's their choice if they have ads before their videos. ** Is this an actual living person? I wish it weren't in black and white so I could see the actual thing. It has holes oh god this one is bad. I read it twice. the first time i was like.. oh yea.. okay? the second time.. I just don't get it. Don't you have seven other fingers? Woah man where do you go to school at? Whaaaaaaaaat I have one. Get about 40-60 fps in arma2... Get about 120-150 in bf3 ultra settings. So i guess it wont make a difference wich card you have Cole's just terrible. I've lost count of how many times he's called a Boston Crab the Walls of Jericho Jämförde du just polisen med public service? That was the common opinion quite a while ago actually. She also received some buffs/stealthbuffs (through the introduction of Athenes), so I wouldnt necessarily say it was a "stupid" opinion back when he said it (dependant on when that actually was As a Filipino, I am so oblivious and unaware of the damages happening in the Philippines that are caused by earthquakes. I'm American so I'm not sure. Peace out Girl Scout? I have a friend who used to say he like his rum like he likes his girls, 18 years old and all mixed up with coke.. Wtf is this shit? It looks like everything you know about China is from U.S. propaganda Why are you worried about needing an active internet connection? You can play all your digital games offline. I know, it seems to be dropping for one person at least per run of behemoth I thought you said touch her clitoris, and I was all >What if she doesn't eat meat?? My girlfriend said the same exact thing, except she said she wanted to bathe in it. ( This is so Weird... I was actually JUST playing this on Cockatrice last night after a random "modern" search on tappedout. It may make more sense for you to weave your own garments by hand He has my school sweatshirt on Yes.. the only monopoly that is allowable is the government A person who doesn't see what you see ah yes since we live in a world without corruption... He did what? Where? OH MY! Does it work? Have you asked her why she is uncomfortable about you playing alone with your dingaling? ill do a whole show for u for more of these pics They look like people I know from Ohio It is a mystery. Sticky icky....cocaine? Oh god. This is horrible. Horrible. Not sure why it is purple How is a NSFL thread sponsored by reddit Was who telling me? It's just so... translucent. WOW! $360! For that I could just set up a NAS. those are pretty cool, but ouch on the price I think he's a cool pokemon, but just the fact that it's got a straw sticking out of one of it's heads, seems kinda wierd THIS WEEK HOTSHOT WILL IMPRESS US ALL AND PICK RYZE....AND PROCEED TO MISS ALL THE SKILLSHOTS Torrenting with an FTP client? Pero si su compañera de partido josefina la atacó con todo en su campaña i have severe problems reading your sentence I knew the cities were small, and neighboring regions not adjacent, but I didn't know it was as bad as this video shows. So yes, I only just realized. I haven't been paying too much attention to be honest. Sorry for voicing my opinion I don't know what to say... niggers stink and the gods failed to burn them once before. Maybe they stink because they are half burnt That moment you realize they Vashta Nerada. This actually works somehow at first i was like "what? Yeah I bet Good luck getting Rudighas. I spent an entire game of elton john looking for him, turns out he wasn't even in the lobby, even though I checked the leaderboard at the start of the game. He's magic. link played xerath But it isn't even a rumor. Lol. You're just mixing people up and posting it here. It wasn't a rumor before you said it here. Holy fuck You say that as if it's standard, I'd look into that if I were you these seem pretty long... are they meant to be tucked in? That second link is hardcore. Warren Farrell promotes incestual pedophilia. No fucking thanks I feel somewhat dirty after seeing that picture... Bob is the same voice as Archer I find myself somewhat mesmerized by her boob jiggle at the moment she releases the arrow. hahahaha my wife and i say that almost every time we hand each other a stick. Which is, oddly enough, often. I've never seen one in cane-mode before I don't know how the nuggets are nowadays because I haven't eaten them since the 90s, but I remember I preferred the boot shape ones as a kid because ...EDIT: whoops, remembered it wrong. Was it... uh... was it alive? I wonder what the true ratio of females to males is. Of course it would change with which site (eg porn sites would be 95% male). I find it sort of rare to find another female online When the thirteenth picture brought them to a hot air balloon..... well let's just say I thought the last picture was going to be that video from a few days ago of the flaming hot air balloon that killed all those people I'm 26. Phew? I realized I made myself sound a bit older with that soliloquy, but I just feel so old whenever I'm on Reddit since the average age is like 16. thank god i walk home MAKE SURE TO CHECK YOUR TIMING Er, okay then. Is that Olaf? Why did it bold... SO PRETTY the last picture should have been her walking towards a bed I truly apologize. I really should have given you credit when I posted it. I was looking up lighting/photography stuff late and night and kinda posted it on a whim. I came back today to see it had 1500+ points Whelp, better download this in case I ever buy an iPad I'll keep a eye on it It's creepy how many people say that.. I don't see it.. at all Why would you keep 200k+ on a side account? Just got back from class. or right How is this starcraft related Oh my gosh. I want to make this now! I have extra gold thread too WOW HOLY SHIT! MRN gets 2 towers for 1 death. Caster "That was worth it for CLG" What? Holy crap the FUCK did i just listen to lol sounds like hes dying "now it was throbbing without my touching it at all" Actually, it's basically all dogs ever... That's just creepy Holy shit. I played the C64 version years (decades, oh god) ago, and never finished it. I don't remember there being a sprint button gummy/chewy implying that...you...it was...in your mouth? u lol virtually too? My hands are too beautiful to draw on so your ex is going to hook up with your daughter one day? woah what. I don't really know why it didn't show among the other posts.... why was *MSN* reporting this Minora or majora? Hitler was a Christian?!?!? Why does he have on two gold watches?? What do you see beyond the mirror? ( I... wha? Oh yes! Thank you so much! I am writing exam questions (it's 1AM So fast So it's like molting for humans. Need her to disappear? . . . [OOC: This intrigues me. I must know No. My eyes aren't either. And NEWS FLASH...my balls aren't either Looks hispanicish to me. 5 stories high Is it just me, or does his nose look like a snakes' head. Thanks mate, but could you edit it. Even I glazed over after seeing it Holy hell, marry this one! Most girls would prefer guys lasting longer. Just...Wow. What is this hideous thing I don't even u mean i can "ass" a number? TIL of Vagina Dentata Having each cell of your body ripped out one by one... Even more the lining up for it and the small boy as the second. If you look closely is a boy and not a girl. The 3rd one that was trying to get in position is either a guy or an old person. Can't really tell but the point is it is messed. There must be a meaning behind it, cultural thing or whatever but I seriously need some why answered This is new information to me Fuck this just happened to me, I stopped using iTunes since I couldn't believe it crashed my Mac pro designed for film editing. One more time: apples jukebox software crashed my Mac tower made for hd video rendering. My life was a lie Plausibly more then, if so sad times. It's why i said 'in theory' I'm still logged in though Actually she reminds me of that kidnapper chick from The Following. This is something I should have also adopted I really don't understand why you keep watching this show. Every week I see your passive-aggressive comments here but yet you come back She seriously called him a 'pimp'? :D/ Getting downvoted to oblivion is almost... nice, compared to the downvotes his comment has Surely comment karma is bullshit because you can just keep making harmless 1-vote posts WHY IS THAT LINK PURPLE? WHOA! I did...multiple times. He didn't find out til years later. "WTF joe.." "dude you know me..." "yeah...I do..." and it was never spoken of again. Omg! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR TITS ON PICTURE 6?? That looks horrible Wait, so your shit is black That blue lipstick I found the word "jar". Question is, a jar of what? It's very possible to be lonely but not to feel up to interacting with people on a personal level. Why does this make you feel so hostile? Damnit ! Synderen gave him the idea ..... holy crap. It's like living with a flamer How come there was no reply such as 'stop bitching about time european guy'. What is happening with internet and reddit Oh come on.. I was just joining in the fun As in test questions that utilize the definition of "regatta". How many 17-year olds from a poor neighborhood in Tulsa are likely to know that? It's so awesome seeing Crayon Pop get the love they deserve but the screeching is scary Seriously? That starts to encroach downright creepy. Dat Bounce Pass I can't even process that thought. Holy crap. how did you enter without ripping her asshole into shreds? either your penis is tiny or her anus is loose o_O. when I tried it.. i needed handfuls of loob are you on drugs? everyone hates 5 how the hell do you get it out of the bottle when done!? How are you getting left clicks Three sets of tires Theres 200 scenes in a screenplay wut. Wat. It looks like some pedo bear is having his way with a child. My last name is proctor v( Your username.... why...? What the heck does the other side of this asking oscar questions room look like... Except for the fact that I expected it to get downvoted Woahh Or are you allowed to have a shikai ability that gets stronger in bankai? we can't have shrimp? I hope they're shocked in a good way Had a webcam on, and no shirt, turned and saw myself side on from an angle I'd never seen before and had a split second of what is that thing?! then I realized it was me You made a meat platter in the garde manger? Where's the guy who lived with his best friend and ended up dating the kids sister I'm confused, I completely agree on both points but it seems like you're arguing with me. Whoever told him is going to have to deal with meh wait I thought he was gay?! That coffee cup is too full. She better not spill it You know, Aternity and I have disagreements and even butt heads very often, but once it's over it's not even something we remember anymore. okay... c'est quoi des "elderberries" I thought the question was "Whats the craziest thing thats ever turned you on?" That's actually a very scary thought that Columbus drivers are considered "safe." Makes me scared to travel to New England What does that mean if I *wasn't* on meds? ( I didn't know his commitment to meat was in question. Yeah, just goin by the picture. Now we can do both Gatcha and choose your own! Too bad the servers are shitting the bed. Dat Master Chief statue I was confused too, and I'm also in engineering... Those plants won't last long in there ( I don't know. Is there a term for that? Polysexual maybe? what table are you talking about? If that were true, how do these people account for abused kids and abused dogs? Boros Reckoner is too expensive, so you decide to slot in Liliana of the Veil instead? Just woke up from a nap -_-.. saw this picture... I'm sorry.. But what is this? Dior. Especially if it includes perfumes. Wow... that is amazing I think his foot just flicked me off A sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm... So I wanted to go to cooking school for the heck of it even though I make my living as a software engineer, so I made the horrible, horrible mistake of contacting Le Cordon Bleu. Once they told me the price and the fact that I would have intern for free my eyes did this, Personally I finish everything I start. I have rarely ever been disappointed finishing a series, except for Green-Green. The only anime series I actually stopped watching was boku no pico Do you not know who sent yours either? yes Clean-shaven, he looks like a friend of mine. holy shit they are big I coulda sworn it was fact that implosions was leaving VeX before NATL I didn't click the link, just saw xuen there and saw agility and was like "Paladins don't use agility I literally cringed and threw up just a little. It looks like they're in the shape of it's head to me. Maybe I'm weird What I ment was; there was like.. A play/tf every 10 seconds Huh? My main character was named after me, what are you talking about? Why didn't you stop em Does the truck have a music player? Man, I actually laughed at this. I can just imagine the kid being all And somehow my steam won't download it. it's so beautiful Boner walkers what ??? I WHAT? Isokay. It's been weird. Like how do I know? You mean pray for karma right? RIGHT?! Have you tried the smaller doses? I have a sort of insomnia on top of night-owl tendencies where I was getting 4-6 hours of sleep per night for weeks at a time. One night a month I was lucky to get more than 7. Since the melatonin (0.5 mg) I've gone from ~35 hours per week to ~50, and now I can almost be a morning person. I've tried it on my 3DSXL and nothing happens So, if one day you ever wonder why you're single and have trouble getting girls, reference this post and its context. In a subreddit that's 90% guys begging girls for the time of day, you post a 'girlfriend application' that reads like a background check (details on last three relationships wtf) and pass it off like you "just stumbled upon it" and it's fun You know it's loud when there is a 10 second echo behind it I think it means anal woah. O_o That had to have hurt. nami got the kill at 3:27 What the hell did I just saw That is… unexpected. Why did the british shoot at you? Haha! Yeah, the Wonderbra made me go I'm finding him kind of attractive like that. Wait, they put you in ADHD jail? this is so cute I want all of those I think you might be my cousin I can't decide if this question means that I'll be attacked by my clone OR if it's insinuating that, because I'll be attacked by a human girl named Jess, I am NOT a human girl named Jess. How am I suppose to add you if you don't even have your flair or ID anywhere in your post... 55 zones. It's too many now I just tried crafting as a chef and the food didn't count for me at all how else do you pronounce J-Spark I wanna know how they changed "pilots" while in mid air. Take off and landing is a guy in yellow....mid flight (~53s) it's a guy in blue. I don't see why one would shave both legs in full for a tatoo on one thigh My thoughts exactly, thus would be perfect in cs. But then ever does it end? If you get hit in the leg you can't walk. Bullet proof vest? Your still stunned. Chest shot would also be an instant kill. Plenty of realism to add to games like this. It's a balance though, once you get that hardcore then why not go all the way. In a survival horror or a hardcore version of cs I could so see this being interesting...for other games not so much. Can you inside this sort of party mechanics in a game like tf2? Must say the guys looking pretty good for 65. Only 5 years younger than Biden I had to reread.... Did that go alllll the way throigh the hand? I see a little tip at the bottom of thr palm. Dat teaching load sweet, but how do you manage 100% battery at 2:31pm A change that made GPs 1 less (to where it was EARLIER in the beta) is ruining it? Woah... No need to come at me with such hostility! I...I want this. The highest earner on that list made $2.2B in 2012... 6 million dollars a day I'm imagining you sitting naked and brushing that glorious hair while listening to Bon Iver. Is that strange? He looks so skinny and young again ** Beardles notch?? Which subreddit? Yeah, you know how long ago that was, right? Months. Actually most of the vets I know are huge conspiracy theorists and leftists My Mom wasn't allowed to go to the movies until she was 17. Even then, she had to be accompanied by my uncle's at-the-time girlfriend and it had to be Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Josh Franceschi from You Me At Six. He is a god amongst men. American That Jakiro ward is so pretty So many R4s in random places. Max would be insanity. Exactly... They were fighting for 60 seconds and no one came at all So much recursion... >I've just realized from the upvote counter on RES that I've upvoted you more than I've even upvoted myself this is why I hate being forced to wear name tags at work. A guy where i used to work found me on facebook and started trying to talk to me, would come in all the time with drawings and movie tickets and video games That is the nicest CVS I've ever seen weird i really expected everyone to be like, some dude is really fucking stupid for cheating on such a hot chick, and yet it's not? shame on these guys Wow how did you get it Itunes link What the hell are you doing in posts 3 months old? And since Peter Pan never grows up does that mean NAMBLA? when will you get lair and when will you get gases? i always wondered about this one. since im currently in a low league i tend to get really greedy quick lair / 4 gas and then i die to super quick roaches (some people skip spines and banes I was pissed, when one girl started to put nailpolish in our coffeeshop Uh, and so do genetics. So you do now? Most nerfed champion with Irelia so basically how is buff on her E going to help her(Split push more That moment when the Dark Trooper mk.1 came out of the reactor and your Imperial Blaster bolts just bounced off it: Have you done this before Can you imagine how horrific it could have turned out had they accepted? I'm sure South America would have been borged long ago and the world would be like the GDI and the NOD or something. At first I was like, eh, it's alright, but then I saw it in slow mo ... ech au When I was growing up my great grandma used to basically "force" us to go to church....meaning she would pick us up and take us every sunday and my parents had to make sure we were ready to go but didn't come along. I don't think I realized for a long time that they weren't coming and it didn't bother me that much because it honestly seemed like the people who went to church were really old people and their grandkids...so I thought that's how it was. My great grandma was a super sweet lady so being "forced" to go wasn't awful but it was so boring at this church that eventually I told my parents I didn't want to go and they didn't make me. As I grew up I had friends who did the church thing and I went to their youth groups (got kicked out for wearing black to a church who was turning into a cult *HE was there!* I did not know there was a subreddit like that do you get it delivered one brick at a time or..how does that work Woah woah woah, let's not get too crazy here. Brady is still one of the slowest athletes around. Unless he's just saving his sprinting ability for the Olympics... Wow. That's so... civil! Have you seen his Storm Spirit lately? Your dad looks so distinguished *sigh* i hate to point this put, but it's 'Jedi mind tricks' or 'Vulcan mind meld'. Two totally separate things. I know people who just graduated and have a full time position at a langley school you posted a submissions 101 video Imagine the smell What dps buffs does Templar have? fear of water from now on..... Also, you're name... Well, glad this is out of the way! By who? Wait, not everybody calls Walmart "Wally World"? true. BirdLawLawyerEsp is really just......OneOfDozens.... How do you remember your username?! That sounds awful lol Are you a tv viewer only? dem jugs Why did both people respond saying "you," as if you're OP? bonerville Only 88%, though. Suddenly ice cream has sentience. 104 is still amazing. I think breaking 100 is a feat in itself. Hell, what did the top guy get, 161? He doesn't seem to have a garbage slot If he went to MS in the state of Maryland there's a high chance of it. Otherwise no Are you sure its asleep? Blathery Crap sounds unfortunate Blitzcrank? How did the library convince the administration they needed cherry keyboards? Split squad Simion? AWWWW JEZUZ!!!!!! The guys holding the stop watches are on camera Wait. . .Bieber is a *guy*?!?!? wtf! I went to Kentucky in high school after a friend of mine moved there with his family. I was so confused when the waiter at a restaurant asked me what kind of Coke I wanted. Then, when my friend's family explained it to me, still somewhat confused, I said "Ok, just a coca cola then..." only to be met with "Is Pepsi ok?" Crazy that this topic came up-- I just bought a A Lion's Tale and I'm shopping around for the other one. I went over to a friend's house and thought I heard her two dwarf hamsters mating. One was FUCKING EATING the other one. What beautiful blue eyes The WHAT?! ooh my bad XD What I said would be true if it were the browser, but it's strange that it's steam program What a sexy body, wow. Can't believe he hit 47k viewers on the 17, what the hell was he doing that day 32-bit Windows? Wait you can purge Omni's ulti? The fillet of beef with fried apples...! Looks so good. Since I can't eat it, please describe the taste to me I actually DO pay for it but still, it seems like if they get money from adverts, and users are listening more than 40 hours that means they hear more adverts and they make more money? I'm not mad Some of the newest leaves are 3" wide. You shouldn't steal from your employer just to try to get a bigger tip. I've had many coworkers try to justify doing this, but it all boils down to theft. On the flip of that, fountain drinks do get free refills, and even when someone drinks over 10 sodas (Once, I served 15 Diet Cokes to one person I honestly have no idea what his previous point was... a small company can do something a large company can't, while getting publicity and good will? A large company can spend a few million on a statue for their building, so should they not do it because an indie studio can't? What makes you think I am a girl? Thanks lmao. I kinda just felt like elaborately bitching, but damn, can you believe that guy's attitude?? Voynoy? Vouboy? Is this a joke or are you miss spelling his name twice in 2 different ways Alaska? Because Canada needs MORE moose and snow...? You mean like, with no filling? I wouldn't be able to squat for so long Holy gosh. Lyssa is a tree OP deleted his account can't...stop...watching.... That was so weird Except you never wake up with a big mess on your pants from drug dreams My god I should make a life sized one only glass on the map is stopping the rain so not sure what you mean Walt Disney World has GAY DAYS?!?!!! If this happened... maybe I went to the beginning of life, maybe I got bored and jerked off into the pre-oxygenated ocean and started life. Middle of winter I've seen a guy come onto the bus with two liter bottles with piss. He says to the man next to him that it keeps him warm. I've also seen a man brought a bunch of sticks on the bus and when the driver said he couldn't bring them on the bus he got mad and literally threw them off the bus haha. Last I seen a HOT drunk girl fingering herself while these dudes were videotaping her. It was just weird.. Huh? Uhm..I have to ask, why didn't you go to a doctor? You just freaked me the fuck out. surprisingly low miles It sounds like you think Polt is Protss Congrats :D that was super fast Oh wow. Must be MEGA rare... How is your significant other entering your work an invasion of space? 6 years, 120+ million Wait, so your defendingthose who can't google? I use 7 camera location hotkeys and 8 army/production hotkeys ...Is that Babs next to Colgate? ...when you said "inside of her." I pictured something very different. How does their lack of fluency in English have any bearing on the story? How to you get on foot??? I saw the pic, read the title, and thought he'd had some horrific accident that left his knee and leg fused or something. That's harder than I've ever worked in my life If I meant the group including me I would say "us" ( I've never posted before so never received any PM's Jeez...that was the scene in Batman Inc? no Thanks. wow...that doesn't even look close to captivating. The food was great there, but a little pricey. It was *the* place my friends and I would go to when we were 17... but that was 10 years ago, so i dunno how much has changed... oh man, i feel old Uhm... no? ...now I want to pee on things and take pictures of them and upload them IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. Hmmm... The ultimate test of whether you love your child? One of the football players in my high school broke into his friend's locker, took his lunch out and took a shit in his sandwich then put it all back in the locker That's just rude, even for a stranger Never going into a dressing room again 2006 was 37 years ago... I have a majority of the symptoms of POTS Why the hell does the link to the "article" on Steam instead link to the store page for Dragon Age: Origins? In Super Smash Bros. Brawl Squirtle can drown Oh dear I feel old. Unless by "kid" you mean preteen/teen, there were no usernames when I was a kid Holy shit, it's on at 7am??? IMO the best looking pussy in porn....prolly cause she always does anal ...... Well...this is god damn eerie. I just finished watching that movie, about 10 minutes ago, and came on here to do a reddit search and find other discussions about it. Weird. hmmm. I can understand your My sister has those. I always thought there was something wrong with her. I live in California and my UPS tracking number from UD says its shipping from Florida You will never go hungry again Not trying to be a jerk or something but isn't that technically ironic? Or some sort of hypocrisy? yeah but all the ladies be like Yeah there are yellow jackets in NE- look a little like a wasp? But there are also bees that have no yellow (all black) that burrow into the ground. Not AS common, but you sure know when you find them Hahaha she sure is.. Although give her a break, "llamas eat people in the wild" My BMR alone is 2440 ish. MFP gives me a goal of 2110. My face is all Mother of god... why are you going is the real question How much more fucking condescending could you sound? "With regards, Aurori" Am I supposed to know who the fuck that is? Why the hell would you sign something when your name is right there above the comment Next you'll have the MRAs bitching about breast cancer having too much awareness. What makes me Part 4 Whoah. 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I believe he ended up serving at least 10 years in prison for vehicular manslaughter. They later estimated he was doing almost 100 mph. He was not wearing a seat belt. The young couple was. It was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life. My mom has this Woah man did i just front page! So Much fun will be had!!!! ( TIL you can get a boarding call on a hit to the chest What kind of friend would do that consistently? How do you send your santa a message if they didn't message you first? You are telling me HosaN is a guy? I had no idea that would sell out I've eaten spicy food every day for my entire life so have a very high tolerance to heat but even still I've over done it plenty of times and regretted it a lot due to the pain in my mouth, yet I've NEVER felt it coming out in any way before. Is bleeding anus etc even a real thing? wow.. they got that close to their camp to set a landmine by the exit? No, it will increase. Also living in Manitoba, I feel the need to ask... where was this? Lol. I've seen a few wolves (one huge one, pretty sure it was a timber wolf) when I lived in Pinawa, but this is crazy Where is Twily's horn? You have E cups and can pass the pencil test? Holy shit How did you get hips like that? Imagine encountering that on an acid trip. It being more professional doesn't mean I can't say I don't want to lose Jatt and that it would be cool for them to pick up a professional player as analyst for postgame like EU has As a human of the male form, how the hell can I be sure to prevent this!??! ( Ooooh i just looked for my daughters birthday.. It was August 6th when the full moon was in 2009 I went into labor on the 6th had her early morning the 7th....her due date was the 29th And how do you put that in a robotic eye? Michelle Jenneke is so hot Dat ass I just had a rex goliath merlot with dinner tonight and it was uncarbonated. At least I thought it was But... but... isn't that the point? That's an actual human specimen of something? I thought it was some neglected Monsel's solution. I watched that episode today. Good Grief! Ants and bags of chips in the CPUs?!! WHY IS IT LIKE THAT Dem clouds. It is AMAZING. Cannot unsee I have done fabricated steel sculpture for about 30 years now (yeah, old guy here, do the math and then get the fuck off my lawn) and at one point, over the course of six months, I had very tiny particles of steel embedded in the surface of each cornea, despite a full face shield and safety glasses - it got up underneath and when I rubbed my eye I kind of jammed it in there without intending to. Had to go to the eye doc to get it removed both times. The eye grows new cells really, really fast, and if you have something embedded in there it's gotta come out pronto or the new cell layer grows over it and then you're in real trouble. It's not fun to be strapped into the ophthalmologist's rig and have her coming at your eye with a very sharp needle and saying "Now, don't blink." Yeah, like I was planning on blinking. I was pealing a banana as i read this You havent watched Game of Thones Im guessing? haha i got a sudden hankering for kiwi Was this season 2? So much anger in this thread i didnt know his legs could extend like that I suspect this may be because he was playing a smooth talking dramatic black man. Do not talk about it. It's also the 2nd rule... Anything???? How about Barbie Girl by Aqua? nice! your desktop looks better than mine lol.. and mine is number 3 on the top.. Clever, and still boggling. I'm wondering if your next submission will be peeling a banana with your feet I just had my first one the other day. I'm still recovering. *Shudder* I get how it's important and all but that was too awkward and I feel dirty. Also: Why are his eyes green? So does this mean the trailer is for a re-release or a new version of Emita? Omg is he ok! So when Xerath use Q and Tryn uses E in it he gets CS? 5 downvotes later with no upvotes :P I love both EoC and 07Scape. Just needed some help is all. I just got back into RS. Didn't think people on this sub would react so negatively to a question. Well she did ask you first Aye girl. Or, a step further, 5-color aggro I've always wondered this. If all people talk/think in the same language, but it just sounds different to others I am part skeleton. I am genuinely more surprised to see to people say they will cut off their left dick meaning they have 2 to begin with Erm, the top of the post has measurements. Haven't seen that one... Don't plan on seeing it anytime soon either. The horror Damn, I need to replay it Wait... Uploads a picture of their own phone in a smoothie via mobile...? I play the drums and can type decently. I have to look at times, but I've been getting better at that. Its hard to touch type when you're not actually keeping your fingers on home-row. I also work in the film/tv industry and am a freelance photographer, with a degree in Network Administration so I'm always typing. Great job! Who the hell donated the 13 cents? what are the standings for I wonder of deaf people are more at peace. Like constantly in a meditative state since their thoughts arent overpopulated with sounds.... which leads me to my question. Whats it like to think? OMG I'm Chinese and I didn't know this. you guys have never heard of this before? the one on the right looks like Emma Stone We are talking about ben_jl right? it's definately yorick for me You are super sexy.. strange coz you look like my ex This. I just paid AUD$400 for a 50D second hand. Look on ebay Dem nips! It's like... the development of a The Onion Series in one shortmovie he has the same last name as haythem Who has that much money wat apparently you don't know what "cracking" means either Actually, they could be rendered on a separate layer. Sort of weird that they're not. Bowelbesity. What is intersectionality again?!?!? ...and when his own son almost goes berserk and nearly kills him, he force-feeds a litany to Cadsuane! ._. ... o_o ... 0_0 ... I never realized you CAST sight wards and PLACE vision wards A. I've been getting caught in the spam filters a lot recently dear god THOSE BICEPS NO. Raw chicken is poison, sushi is raw fish wrapped in rice and often seaweed. And there's never cooked chicken in sushi anyway, where on earth did you come up with that? Did I hear a power call on there? Don't think you're supposed to have milk with antibiotics. 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Imagine this as wallpaper or something It can see into my soul... But you'll be subject to that life anyway... Being rude or not to that first person won't affect your future encounters 30 tanks? 30 death stars Most of us would have that reaction to seeing you drop your pants So I did do lost password and it gave me one, but for "yuplay." Are War Thunder/YUplay accounts the same thing? Cause it's saying I'm logging in with a YUplay account. yeah Way to be original &#3232;\_&#3232; I also noticed(unless I'm wrong) that they offer 48 & 50mg juices it is interesting that neither xbox nor playstation fanboys are a simply connected space :o what does that entail? I've been on reddit long enough to see this reposted Joder, que rica. NO Your penis is dangerously high up on your body Also, Holy Bouncing Ballsacks Batman, but your username is my sister's actual name. 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I just moved to Corpus from Atlanta last July. I'm not sure. Well Id rather be jovial and comical in a situation like that, as opposed to being panicked and stressed / scared. However if it had of actually hit someone My closest friends tell me all the time that they wouldn't be surprised to find out he was actually. Funny thing is he looks exactly like his dad. Maybe they both are! "This product is not formulated to melt" "omg....that is *really* good" - said I when I opened this gif. I had to google this because I had never heard of it... No they didn't light it, but they tried to fight it... Are you a...... gay? I didn't realize that the actor playing Morgan was British until I watched Talking Dead just now. I actually made a Indeed they do I always make sure to say, "good for you!" to nervous condom buyers. It's usually met with nervous laughter and I tell them that I am completely serious. Babies cost a shit ton more than a box of rubbers. The only kid I ever looked at funny was the one who came in to buy a box of condoms and a multi-pack of super glue. I think he means that its not his style? That's an expensive diet I knoooooow I'd usually have a hundred saves by level 5, but not that many. She looks happy Holy crap... Soyu. I mean... it is... I just don't think it really fit the context Because they have never tried videogames. These are the same people who say "dont knock it till you try it" *Browsing reddit and stumble upon my hometown* 4 aventadors in one place? I heard that the animation was different, but how is the music different? huh... I liked Prism Flash, but maybe Prism Ray might be better One day i woke up there was mouse poo on the side of my pillow.. I skimmed that and thought it said you have ice cream cake with crunchy Jesus men inside Yeah, from what I have been reading in my google searches, they don't sound the least bit cheap at all! But my girlfriend and I are both clueless chaps on the road of life, just like anyone else, and I never signed up for any kind of patriarchy just by having a dick. Maybe I'm just naive but I think it's pretty simple for us to love each other (and make love) without factoring in the rest of society Iunno, I'd eat this and think it was gourmet shit. Looks like my dad's handwriting You're joking right. Yes. A child deserved to die because another child caused him to have seizures. You're absolutely right. He was clearly a weak link in the evolutionary chain. Best thing I took was your mums v-card... Belgian.. So... You have children with two women??? Well then someone else would have to fuck you in the ass with no reach-around for fucking me in the ass with no reach-around haha i should have asked about technology in general like what if we had to live without any form of technology when the hell it became a success for kid to get pregnant?! You own it Wait you *haven't* read it ? Seriously, are you some sort of supermodel or something? How do you travel around the world and instantly get dates? Well, he JUST did come into power. Edit: if i end up making at least one type of each ship, i vote crystal last Am I the only guy who would have told my friend? And I don't mean some bullshit 'bro code' thing, I mean that's just what friends do You don't understand? How do you not understand? Shortest and least offensive survey ever... But...I just...made the connection. What was it? I want to know, no matter how bad it is That's inconceivable. I can still move my fingers normally, I just cannot curl them closed into a fist at the top two joints of each finger. The bottom joint where the finger meets the hand still works fine, so typing isn't a problem at all, nor is gaming;) I do also have an Xbox, but that hasn't been turned on in quite a while I didn't forget about replying to this message, although I can't believe it's been 8 days. Am I the only one who usually plays without volume? your username I will never look at Trichomonas the same way again. There are keyboards with 2 windows keys? Sometimes when I am driving- I talk to myself in different accents by free stuff i mean the other champs though Woah, dude. That's my emblem. And psn. pointing back to such an old post.. i didn't even remember, how did you haha! I can't even begin to imagine what you were thinking oh my god... to many things to pick from... anyways one time i fought about whether or not my cat loves me Those would be called insurgents today. The word partisan just does not sit right with people Yeah and crystal effect was copied from NS's Q ability A new shower is in order. but what will he do with the bat and arrows 400k? Where the fuck do you live? We have our share of crazy who do take it literally but deny the holocaust I was bidding on that! Damn it! And... there's a Halo 3 Brute one!? Weird, it doesn't work for me. Short blades to lvl 5?! Sacrelige! Why would you do that thank you, an answer instead of a downvote because I should know everything about everyone... Que novela The "only sleeping" line is almost word-for-word identical to when Jesus raises a dead girl in one of the gospels. I honestly can't tell if that's deliberate or not. NO! Nice swastika... Am I the only one that wants to eat it to see if it gives me firepower? The most relevant You forgot music and movie taste. Road trips happen often in relationships..at least from my experience with holidays and family gatherings. Can you imagine having to listen to 'bad' music for all those occasions. How accurately are you fapping in there ? ~~ how long did it take you for your order to be processed? The standardized email says up to 48 hours? That's.... For your *insignificant* other? WTF?! "Anyone with a PhD" ... is a Doktor, but not necessarily Professor. I didn't even know Steam had that I was asking for like pies/ice cream Does that mean that Redditors...aren't all on the same timeline? It's always sports in the last 15 minutes of an hour, always its winking at me I dont think trees is a reason for that, one of my buddies who had real low self esteem said he felt the same way but smoking actually helped him. Maybe you're not smoking enough? It's that easy? poochyeena and mawile. they didn't like each other, but made 3 eggs within a few hours. The question is far from stupid. Just.... this stupid pic was on my physics test last year! I mean Sarah has always been cute... but never someone I really imagined as someone I would "imagine"... but damn... this was the hottest I've ever seen her. Thank you but good grief, dem prices I thought this post was on AskReddit. Brand new games do not go for $5 or less. I dont quite understand your position, steam is a digital download Holy shit, Obama's grandfather looks more like Obama than Obama does. Shiny Collection's a nice set, but honestly, $6 seems a bit much >Brand new games do not go for $5 or less. I dont quite understand your position, steam is a digital download Show? But it has N64 graphics. What are you watching? We originally were freaked out, since no children were at the house (no one that was there even has younger siblings). I was about 12, getting ready for a middle school dance with friends and took this picture as a joke (don't remember exactly why..?). We forgot about the camera and when it was developed a few years later this was the result. Anyone think it looks like double exposure maybe? Otherwise I believe it's a ghost Lol (just google'd "maplestory") comes to show how much of a gamer I am - I use this rig to test out my gaming audio products with games on Max settings along with other testing - Sorry for any lack of understanding I had no trouble gifting you. Wait, crane kicks do DAMAGE?! *The* rest stop? If a residence has a sign outside be it their door, or fence that says: No soliciting, No tresspassing or even a specific one that says No Jehovah's Witnesses, then NO we do not knock... You can't?... I thought everyone could Thought no one would notice Dear god! Tony Tony Chopper While she was wearing them? >No soliciting, No tresspassing or even a specific one that says No Jehovah's Witnesses, then NO we do not knock... I already told you I'm not going to judge. This one was kind of creepy at the end or... you could SLI the tital Everyone would have greasy buttholes and get swamp ass. 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It was raining so we had to wait over half an hour for it to arrive and the ENTIRE time, he didn't say one word and I was out of random subjects to bring up. The taxi drive home was silent because I was pissed off at this point. We got out to say goodnight and THEN suddenly he sparked up, and was really nice and said "We'll definitely have to do this again!" and gave me a hug and kiss. Then left. It was the weirdest thing ever. We haven't spoken since then and that was 2009. Rub your fingers through her hair next time, "sorry, habit." What! Not even close to a fair trade-off! Youre trading out 2nd most habitable planet and a huge step towards the preservation of our species in the near future, to see a comet hit a planet I still don't really know what a cake day is. What's a cake day? ah didn't want to go on a Sunday drive anyway No, I really don't understand He sounds 16 to me Why are they bagged like evidence in a murder trial? turtle rape? AAAHHHHH!!! I don't know which head to rub for good luck!!! I haven't had cable in 10 years. What was it called beforehand? At 14??? I don't know how I managed to avoid having asian parents like this "There was a bit of pressure on me. I just got married, and my wife was worried I should perform." The UK has troops in Germany? But...but...why!? I have no little sister. I am the little sister ITS EA Shit, I hope not. lol what. Squirtle is bipedal I have never seen it 16? hypnotic. Never ever EVER listened to music while watching porn... OMG!! Don't say it's ivory! You'll get attacked by all the wildlife animal protection people! Seriously, I did not think you could still buy ivory, in my country it's illegal!! Your badge.... Seriously? I sent to KhanAcademy a while ago, looks like I got skipped. I made a major purchase this morning. I'm stunned Eh? Thanks! I didn't know that subreddit existed... do you have experiences with that? Why does it say only for over 18? wtf kinda question is that? whats wrong with you? You mean: online multiplayer with friends, parties and stuff? Or you mean you can't play online a game without being gold? I know this girl I don't have any fucking idea what the fuck is going on True, I just hope junglers don't camp bot lane so I can apply pressure to the enemy bot lane but it's also a good thing because it opens up opportunities for my mid and top to be more aggressive if I pressure bot . Btw I can see why you have the Kat flair. so many games Don't condoms usually have like a 3 year best before date? and before that. : "You went on the tube like that?" Is it really you... Well that sounds hygienic. Where are you from where they don't eat hamburgers? Delicious.. No, I don't get the CW You have a weird fixation with mutual male masturbation... Not a day ago I spent couple of hours in WvW on my engie. My sole purpose were vets for monthly. 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It's sooooo preeeetty. Yeah, I mean I'm reading the comments and I'm like [ADWD](#b "Jeez, I never even thought about this. It's going to be literally years before we see Rickon again unless they throw in some snippets to keep us updated on him in the show. They may as well recast at that point almost So BADASS! /) What I he was not happy to see someone but said yes... then it would grow anyway... Sadly that's our current state of affairs. Our crooked governments of the last two decades have dismantled all branches of Argentina's armed forces, and they lack the funds to properly mantain crafts, ships and the like. Heck, even a warship sunk a couple weeks ago... while she was stationed at the docks That looks like a busted can of Grands biscuits! I've never heard this, honestly. It's pretty surprising. This....this is fucking terrifying. I dreamt I woke up. Seriously though. I dreamt that I was getting up out of bed and then I woke up and actually got up. It was the trippiest thing I added every color of yarn I could find. My wishlist is probably 70% yarn Your other videos were amazing too I'm a lesbian and I think.. I think I'm a bit straight now I'd trade in all of my hobbies and minor interests for a second if it meant I could perfect something. I'd get so much cash ...That happened to you? Where can I buy this? Remember how Thief 3 turned out? If Bush was black and Obama was white would Obama still blame Bush? They are held in place by his eyelids Mine do it to make sure I'm reeeaaalllyyy tired in the morning. This makes it easier for them to trip me as I try walking downstairs before I've had any coffee. This is all a part of their grand scheme to kill me and take over my house... Just my theory. It's possible to log in without being completely patched? Gary Sheffield. Dat bat-waving nice skills, coentrao... That second save My god, you might be right Thanks for this. I actually saw it on the Verge website... The place for tech news and pop music mash up... board & feed only $400? damn that's cheap. My board is $475, plus extra supplements (about $50/mo) and my barn is pretty cheap for the area...there are some that are like $700/mo around here Wait until they start posting the tranny ones eating Fabric?! Why would anyone down vote this? Those boys are far too young for me Nope ...what did I just wander into? Hmm, never heard of it, although I've never really been into real-time strategy games. I've been wanting to try Dota 2 though, just never have time to learn it. If you want a beta key for it let me know, Steam gave me 17 keys for some reason Level 56 is rank 90 on ladder now? And we're blaming Obama for the bad economy? One time during a Christmas church service, I began to think about some not so godly things... And anywho, I wasn't paying attention to the sermon until the preacher said "penetrating" and then I felt weird... 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When I do it from the photo roll it gives me a link from imgur, but I can't copy it You don't even have a hatchet or a quest item older than those? I still get the lols when I remember Dendi's Rubick blink-ravage fail in TI2. Even he chokes Damnit i might be going to one hit every 40 seconds or 50 if i start dying lol.... IDK wat exactly but it'll be on camera and i want that world record Wait - are you saying the baby blanket is 160 cm at its longest point (top of hat to bottom of face)? That's ... taller than me! Should be printable but not sure how healthy it would be to use it Omg that's my old desk in your computer Maybe you shouldn't get so shitfaced on the Strip so often It was so dry and had such a weird texture. I thought it was cubes of meat in the commercial We have just hit 42 Not to mention how silly gedkran's version's ears look Agreed. That made my heart skip a beat. I've done this to my landlady while she was on the phone with an employee... So aliens are sub-human Squid species originating from engineers and squid things made from human who are made from engineers. What the fuck Time to start breakin windows. Really?? Man, we must be killing our daughter if that's the case :s Lol! We've been to downtown Toronto, in various malls, and many doctor appointments for me. I can't stop living because my LO doesn't have her shots. It'd mentally derail me i dont want to sleep now... What do you picture for No-Shave November? Are...are those..Daisy Dukes? At first I was like ".....so? It's orange juice." But then I scrolled down to see the rest of the picture (on my phone) and then was like Really? I'm in Auckland and I downloaded both the patch and End Game in less than an hour Coheed? The only meaning I could really guess from it us that he wants redditors to die... D: 54% shooting. 50% from three. im in alaska during winter , im all over the internet This guy's mechanics are actually better than most diamond players I've seen I guess my aunt's a liar 43 Who is she?? whoa... TIL that some schools have Sanskrit classes. Your giant testicles are made from drapes? 23 players out on loan and we still want to BUY more? I dc'd in ranked What if this is a second account made my dyrus just too screw with us Stop doing these, they're horrible I don't even understand what I'm looking at cookie cups, fill with milk. Same ago, too My friend knows a girl named Wednesday... So if I videotaped it...what would happen? WAIT WHAT Kurai and Nahka on our UGC ROSTER!?!?! maybe it was gonna be the next day but they chose yesterday instead It was pretty funny, I read it and was like Do any blacks even live in Ireland? Not to mention it's a solid concrete structure. My brother pours milk first before cereal Oh god, the horror. Imagine running bare-foot down that road You should have seen me reading the end of the first paragraph - I have never felt "the empty space behind [my] eyeballs" before... i honestly am not sure, i haven't eaten at kfc in years myself So this is in europe, and i still wont be able to see it since i have work. Woodbury is happy go lucky?! What the fuck... Aconteceu do nada blaze i wonder what would happen if you where to shoot someone with a portal gun What happened I thought silver was basic I opened the link and nothing happened? What does it do? I'm too scared to wait and see what happens. . *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:( how does that work lul i *am* greek and yeah that makes me want to gouge my eyes out Mother of God. Ah... I wonder how long Anthony Daniels is a douche? You look really nice though.. but those pictures The Duncan shows are my favorites. No matter what I did to have fun, I remember always being paranoid of my parents coming home early TIL: in india everyone's rich enough for maids he never said anything about worms........ ( she's like a chubby version of Tara from Buffy Done! i hope this isn't a scam.. If he would do that... Just because it's cultural doesn't mean it's right. that was soooo funny XD. They were both like monstrous Queens Annie As a first year undergrad How do I actually get the VODs to load? I don't want to wait 2 hours to watch 1 game. I'm actually a dwarf. This joint is even smaller than you think I. I think I played you. And where do you choose region? ...on that oral Just don't go there if you are happy with the number of keyboards you currently own I believe that Nymphora can be pretty scary to play against if she has any of pebbles, deadwood, fayde, etc.... with her. For such a happy little fairy she sure likes to TP into the darkness bringing a death sentence with her So you're saying you want to be gunned down like Bonnie and Clyde?? Holy shit, I've never heard of a *guy* pulling that crap before. Now I'm going to have nightmares Yah I'm surprised at how much some of our current fc's lead fleets I Know Right You sound pretty legit though ( Yeah I live in one of those dorms they're all lesbians... wait what, it will give you a white onyx? or a magic/rare? i never heard this recipe I've never beaten the game *with* the Kestrel. I *kinda* like the first one, but it's too heavy for me. The second one is just too mushy. I can't even feel when I have depressed a key Sorry. I wish I had better news. Maybe it's just me? I met the actress who plays one of my favorite characters - Starbuck from the new BSG - and as I was standing in line (I was crashing with someone I just met, I didn't even actually pay) all I could think was this woman is being paraded around for money. I didn't know this, and I played BWE1 I want Yvetal fighting/flying ( These outdoor shopping centers look really cool. Too bad I'm under 7 inches of snow in Ohio right now. Now I dont feel guilty for all the sexual things I would do to her While I share your NEED IT Plus, he pees with that thing Does that say "skagway"? just imagine if from this, you found out he was a redditer as well! My log in time just went from 3 minutes to 3 hours ... and it's already reached its goal. That has to be a record never heard of anyone called f4L Total. You can click single busstops to check one by one, but I cant imagine why one would want to do this I thought so too i think it depends on the partner.... some condoms completely ruin it for me. the smell from the latex to the texture and er size of him can cause pain. without it just feels intimate and i enjoy it better without thinking of it's going to slip off or break and stuff. Man, that was a disaster I...I think I read this before...like, a few weeks ago... its like some weird sadistic bingo card I'm a woman, and I just went you mean rack? unless... They did that? Why aren't games considered DVDs? They are DVDs What maps are you playing on where there are 9 bases for terran to take? It just occurred to me that my bf refers to me or "muffins" and "princess". Well damn, I guess I called it when I went with "Harbinger of Muffins" How did you have them on before? I knew people were picking tristana but HOLY FUCK! That has to be the highest surge in a pick rate we have ever seen. been waiting forever for that quality of life change for nami I got 1 minute into the highlights and I had to stop. Wait what?! Holy shit, can you just imagine 4 people crammed around that thing My eyes!! Why should ASL be included? Is it actually cancer? Yeah maybe I wasn't too clear when I said "not that there is anything wrong with him doing that" but what I meant was that it is understandable that it gets to him and bothers him... but he should make it clear that they should stop if it really bothers him because they don't actually want to make him feel bad... at least I assume not. I remember seeing this years ago. Can't remember if GIF or video, but they never showed the entire thing, always cut out the flying and the running over. Damn that's an awesome Clint Eastwood *yes* Awww, thanks! What does this gold stuff do? Make some green monsters. That's the biggest clit I've ever seen OMG I just checked for shits and giggles on Steam... and all the DLC together is $67.77 Uh Oh, Ayn Rand reference...let's watch Oh mannn that makes my eyes get wider by imagining looking down the hill He's reading **PRINTED** tweets. what kinda door did that resolution go through to get that crappy But what if you miss something? Holy shit dat graph Assuming you have classes for all that What the hell is going on in the comments dat stickhandling Wow I read this really early on since I either stay on /r/nba or /r/fitness and I didn't even realize he posted it. i have that tooth brush, Took me a few minutes to figure out that was a stormtrooper. you wont get a hook for this FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU............ At first I was like... I'm being trolled... Then... This is a real answer Not many books? I'm 26 and a bookworm with TONS of non-fiction books and I think you have more than me. Would you have tried to run into the street if you hadn't been on a leash? Does... does she know? My Lunch- Scrubs. Is this a Percy Jackson RP? dear lord how did they get the ribs to open like that? Do they just break those bitches up or something? Reminds me of Salad Fingers Please tell us what he eats! Pretty big zerglings Please tell us what medications you took that interacted? I want to make sure this never happens to me And they each put 4 games in your inventory? I wasn't? Oh, just google checked and looks like she comes up as both I'm personally pretty happy with the default textures usually.... but that is one very nice looking night sky. Yeah if you took enough psychedelic for the loops to happen, and smoke bud, the loops will come back full force. I's D: What do you press Q with? If not the pinky, A-move or something... pinky is important At first I was :/ and then I was This Lulu is Rich Too bad Stewart politely and pragmatically agreed with Rand when it was prudent to do so, like he does with *every single guest he's ever had*. What is it with libertarians surreptitiously co-opting everything? Now I'll have to add Stewart to my list of 'libertarians' along side Ghandi, Martin Luther King, and Robin Hood Isn't Gnome too young to be an uncle? Your always welcome anyway. The hive mind understands that you have prior engagements to attend to But then Toriko's nose will have to eat everything Haha! Your post reminded me of one of those tests in middle school designed to teach you to read all directions before beginning the assignment. You know, the one that has you do an array of wacky things only for the last instruction to say ignore the rest! That donkey paragraph should be #10....even.... Yeah exactly! Because of the Poseidon tour I've always thought collaborated but I thought about it and realized they didn't It really didn't seem to suck to me how the hell do you stop shy singed I've been scrolling past something called amish mafia that has been airing on one of those channels that used to be mildly educational. Amish fucking mafia? I remember this comment Wat Krasscavalerra? I personally haven't beaten any of these areas yet; but I hear 4 kings is the hardest of the bosses. So first...? Thanks, I needed to know that. This is vital information that's really going to help people get through their day. I would be a lesser man had I not known about this random subreddit. Yeah I didn't even really consider that. Yep! Just plug and chug. The math will show you the correct answers. Trying to make physical sense of what's going on behind the scenes, though makes my head hurt. People say im strange with this one but i feel like its completely normal.... Tomato soup and pasta Point proven Whaaat the fuuuuck....... Wait, I haven't seen MTV since the early 90s. Have they stopped playing music videos? I never even realized that some of my guy friends did this... My fuckin mind is blown now. Can I come? ITS BEEN 2 YEARS Oh, I love sriracha too (especially making a simple ranch dip/dressing by squirting as much as you want into some store-bought or homemade ranch dressing & eating with bell peppers, salad, tortilla chips... Still want. Still ridicul~.... Shaqtin' a fool usually has individuals in it. It's acceptable for one guy to have a brain fart during a game, that happens. But for 5 professional guys on the court and the coaching staff, and no one notices... I just don't know what to make of this Ummm,What thats a new one. I think he's crying because of all the debt Greece is in. That's because you were five glad to know I live in Kirby Blocc Crips central. The horror That's creepy. What stuff? WHERE AM I?! I never would've thought of this Yep, on US West Server 2, very smoothly. Kind of stunned im more distracted by that nail Could you possibly help me? I'm unranked currently. Yesterday, I played with Platinum and Diamond players from my university. The two teams were VERY uneven, one team was mostly silver and below (with unranked players and one platinum players) while the other had plat and diamond. We asked them to tell us what we did wrong, but mostly they just told us to watch streams and cs more.... I can't see them either. Did my comment post? Oh shit...SimCity 2013 was really a master virus and it's spreading across the entire internet. Or have 2 HA's que your reload before swapping seats and potentially send lots of rockets downrange if you/buddy continually swap at the right times "What is this.... daddy long legs!? popcorn cookies?? I was wondering the same thing My penis just retracted into my body. What happened in the end nice Totoro Chewbacca? Did you name him that? Hahaha Pumpernickel is a calico, so she's a...special...cat. She's fiercely loyal and sometimes clingy, and she has the funniest meow (it's very throaty and scratchy, like she's smoked cigarettes her whole life). She lives in the garage and sometimes climbs along the rafters. Yes staying! Not sure why the comments aren't showing up?? You have fork AND chain on 1 skill? What skill are these linked to? How effective is fork+chain on 1 skill? does it fork first then each one chains? or what Because you can't get a confirmation of delivery from an email... That's not a good thing btw you mean did you mean 5309? Think about Uprising with Conquest :D or Going Hunting with 2 seater jets in Air Superiority Haha, you put it on the internet though... what have you done?! You scared me for a second because my name actually is Johnny... Wait, so you're saying that Japanese women just *put up with it* until they get to their stop? My jaw literally dropped.. Yeah... that whole "singularity" business? Creeps me the fuck out. No thanks. i read that as beheading Google Car sees all he never dies NEVER Took me to a porn site those are some intense plateaus though Nothing frustrates me more, to be honest. I'm Silver IV right now, and I often have duos with full league's worth of difference, so for example player 1 is Silver II and player 2 is Bronze II. I have NEVER seen the Bronze II player do anything other than get outplayed. I am not suggesting that all Bronze II players are TERRIBLE LOL GO BACK TO COOP NOOBS, but i'm sure the theory holds true across the leagues - right now I would probably be out of my depth in any kind of gold league game, and infact a friend of mine who is Gold has a smurf for normals, because his normal elo (on his main account) is crazy high. One time we got matched against Guardsman Bob Jeez I gotta enter the ADFPF, I got a chance at the bench record. I also feel greatly outnumbered I don't know what it is then how does Depo work? chemtrails are just a diversion the real poison is in your mouse and keyboard Theoretically, yes. In practice it's a bit more difficult given the chord-heavy nature of guitar playing. I've played fretless guitars before and if you have good technique it will STILL unleash the hounds on your ego. Single note runs aren't really an issue, but chords... There's a bug with condition durations? It's usually under "Talent Gigs". I wonder if it really is just NYC specific salvia!? "Scientists are interested in the possibility of transferring the bacteria responsible from kangaroos to cattle, since the greenhouse gas effect of methane is 23 times greater than that of carbon dioxide, per molecule." Who was the father Believe you me, I did plenty of that. But some girls at my prom had really poofy, Princess-y dresses. I'm not even sure how they sat down. Her forehead hair has filled out nicely... Poor soul....wait... My husband is playing Lego Harry Potter right now and I'm listening to that music. That would just be terrifying. Ryan Miller is coming in H...holy shit I know this girl That song..... If you take magic pen, they can substitute considering you actually use your autos Fox is staring into my soul I'll put in a good word for you if I see her. On the bright side, she doesn't need a movie purse anymore you could make some serious spell effects out of this too You have opened up my eyes... Fruit, really?? Samson will eat just a pinch or two of deli chicken meat, but that's about it. He's such a weirdo and won't drink milk or eat seafood. What is that I'm torn between the awe at the efficiency we achieved for food production and and my newly acquired fear of such a chicken combine harvester made in human size You'll probably never need that much, unless of course you go 100% digital. I put a 1TB hard drive in my PS3 and have only used about 1/4 of it so far. "Welcome to East Germany!" (^_^)...( *doubletake* Thank you! That was actually really fucking epic. And scary. Sounds like it aimbot Interesting thing worth pointing out - the most noted assassination of a young guy, Anwar Al-Awaki or some such nonsense, was not actually a citizen. Apparently, there is existing legislation staying that terrorists concede their citizenship, and of course the government determines who's a terrorist, sooo... the government can in effect remove someone's citizenship and kill the. Me too! Did anyone else get sent two certificates? I only ordered one and another one came like a month or two later... Not a teacher, but when I was learning I came up behind a car stopped at a light and the car didn't stop when I pressed the brake. Did anyone else notice that on her Wikipedia page it says she was a lesbian? TIL schools serve sushi. I don't understand the title, but holy shit that is a killer bod Why am I getting worked up the foam ball part is working very well we all are Now read it in the meter of the GoT theme. Scary-looking thighs? I read this as three borderline-alcoholic ferrets. My dogs name is stella!!! I cant stop reading qu1ksh0ts posts in his caster/analysis voice. I thought you wrote tuna fish meat loaf for a second there Simpsons and sim city are the same person The throws by millenium Wait....soooo have we established that no one knows who these people are? Jayce is Jace? You didn't use landfill zones for storing? Oh, you probably did, just didn't mention it and made me ** Santa isn't real. They are...our bushes, however, are not. These are all commuters thinking that they'll be fine in their huge SUVs. The second one decimated a road sign, and it make such a loud, scary sound. Fortunately, even her car looks fine. Why so high? You seem like a weird dude...not in a Damn. You guys have lots of kroners to spare. Given your first sentence, my brain automatically replaced the b in bigger with an n and I completely misunderstood on first read. Is.. that my friend Stephanie? Wow. What binder are you using?? that shit is disgusting Wow. she just looks fat. and like she is intentionally pushing out her stomach. doesn't look pregnant at all. looked through her pics though, she's got them crazy eyes. How powerful of a collision do you need to throw a body a solid mile? The "Up" landing site? Cloudtemplar got destroyed in seconds there Had this problem too. I thought I missed it or something uhhhhh wooooww Fuck that....... just fuck that shit. Awww it's okay Una. I'd follow you into the sun itself I kinda assumed thats what o.O or They've talked about this plenty of times. Did you guys bring this up recently because they talked it about it yesterday - or did they talk about this yesterday because you brought it up? my god imagine sledding.. I know some full dress uniforms have some pretty big epaulettes, but those epaulletes are fucking HUGE and almost look like they were carelessly 'shopped in Kearns vs Stitt was damn close, 1695 to 1640 votes. That's 49% to 51% if I've done my maths right Yup, or a man getting his head chainsawed off Oooo yeah. I know Misa Campo, don't know why I didn't make the connection Wow, I wish I could see all of these the same exact thing just happened to me wait... Was she seriously Ash? You need nsfw tags for words now? Were did you find those magnificient socks ?! Oh deer! You're one lucky man then XD But then again, presents because Maybe he ate the chips. In Charlie and the chocolate factory, the boat on the chocolate river has the right amount of seats for the kids and parents that made it through. He knew children would drop off as they went through. Plus you never see the kids at the end in the old one. Willy Wonka makes candy out of children Wat Even when people's lives are at stake? Them undies are cute as shit, I would send them money if they send me a pair that will fit. I use LimeChat because it was free and I know nothing about IRC. Now I'm used to it, so I won't change it. So....does this mean he's fucking the bird? Wait. New? It came like that or what? Whaaaaa???? TheAmasingAtheist NOT in a frothing rage in a video? Who is this man? What year is it?! I was reading through this article for the actual data that supports the author's hypothesis, but found none. DAMN, I had those things when I was a kid "WILL YOU CLOSE THE BOX?? WILL YOU CLOSE THE BOX WILL YOU CLOOOSE THEEEE BOOOOXXXXXX????" When I forget what I was about to say, my g-pa used to say "down the cellar, behind the axe"... Fallout 3. I just hate fallout new vegas's radio's. the radios really fit with the game but they are just so boring We need you over in /r/LadyBoners^NSFW ^^^durr too I believe there was a woman behind me, yes. Or maybe you are lying Skyrim 313 hours Jesus Christ! SCC: Omg, motherfuckers = dads! But how did you manage to spot Z.A.C instead of starring at Riven's ass like majority of us do legit I haven't even played 1,700 games and i've been playing since leona came out Ditto, that! My friend's puppy does this if you drop a piece of food into her water bowl. She somehow vacuums up the food while blowing bubbles. ... I'm not sure what image just sauntered past my mind's eye making rude gestures, but Wut? I want to know what man out there *isn't* enjaculating at least 5 times a week... Holy shit instagram trends that started with "throwback thursday" and has expanded to "flashback friday" and "rewind wednesday" why does it need a justification? if you feel like posting an old picture just fucking do it. i mean one of those i'd sort of understand, but when people start posting for all three I actually enjoy the wicked feeling when that numb piece of flesh comes back to live... For the love of god turn on some anti-aliasing oh i see. Damn, that sucks What are you uploading? free xcom Wut? Im sorry I was hacked This was my thought when I saw it more genetic modifications? Apparently I'm the only guy who likes that. yikes I never noticed JJJ watching Spidey in the background.... Why would i be interested in helping you profit? You live in 2014? Yes, I'm going to do all the things. :) ALL OF THEM. This is fantastic! Did I just read a Microsoft web help forum? I never switch shuckle out actually, we call our TLF Tanker.... holy shit, it is try 100mg. No.... But then a shit ton of Redditors bitch about public policy and don't vote or contact their representative. so meta Anyone know what they're saying/doing? These ideas just keep getting better! Is that supposed to be an insult? The scouter says our power level is over 9000. Source: I'm in the Air Force You've got some... Interesting videos on there... Wow. I've never heard that before. O_O *blink* Is there a free karma's skin? deadpool doesn't come with codes Yes.. just not the ads in the back of the new times For that price? What language do you watch Naruto in? Cannot tell if serious or trolling... How did you know What is with that nipple? There is absolutely no part of this statement that *isn't* racist I had a 3 hour wait at one point. When you say "soft cups" I'm assuming you mean foam/padded cups? Believe it or not the usual term for the OTHER type of bra (where it's just fabric, no padding) is soft cup. Don't worry you wouldn't do that... Would i? Carries that are more AA reliant? Caitlyn? Ashe? Like I said, it may be more efficient but it's not always stronger. There's also things like feel to take into account too. 4% AS makes my last-hitting a lot better than two points in minion damage ever could. There's literally no point in using absolutes, and I don't know what you're getting out of this. LOL SERIOUSLY Was I the only one that never had a celebrity crush?! This woman has my last name! Can you expand on that? I'm almost into single digit days - it's coming sooo fast It's so hypnotizing with the melodies.... Found you Djordan... : P Fuck yea! Id rather listen to Sirens then get my dick sucked Thats Just Fuckeddddddddd Uppppppppp.. aaannnndddd i cant get anything cause im from Australia Double-neck 4-string/Misa Kitara. Really? Too nervous? You must feel so tired now, good luck for your casting I'm so jealous That surrender Wait. Aren't you the Swedish guy that already corrected my grammar that one time? fucking hell... No worries! And yes...it's one of the prettiest. I actually dreamed about nail polish (and Butters) last night. I may have a problem... I've been having some low fluid issues, so I may be looking at 37 weeks now which is exactly 6 weeks from today! The third time i learned to knit i ended up saying "fuck it" and learned right handed because i knew things like that would be easier...but for some reason, when i taught myself to crochet, i did it left handed. Wow, you managed to make mayoi looks like kyuubi. The scary thing is that it's that they both share the same VA "...During the invasion of the Syrian army into the Golan Heights during the Yom Kippur war, two damaged Centurion/Sho’t tanks engaged approximately 150 Syrian T-55/T-62 tanks. In the course of the following 30 hour tank battle, the two tanks knocked out over 60 tanks.[2] The destruction of this entire armored division forced the Syrian army to halt their advance. ..." there is still a half life team? and replace Karthus ult with Pantheons falling from the sky yeah, 100+ damage right click (before nethertoxin), 30dps orb, 25dps damage shield, and a 60-150dps ult is hardly noticeable. right. It's so..... mushy ...are you telling me... 4 days? I just blew £20M on Jovetic for Spurs oh god the noise they must have made Just like George W. Bush, right? Shy is really fucking scary. He got camped out hard but he is still keeping up... AGAINST A SINGED. How the fuck?! I see a quest ram Open your eyes Same here. As a Badgers fan watching him 2 years ago was awesome. If we wouldn't have had some tough losses they could have easily went undefeated that year. Glad he is tearing it up in Seattle, aside from that game at soldier field Safer than usual masturbation? I remember Jamella as a hero editor to make crazy white gear that could make you invisible. Why one? If she's always a little late, doesn't that mean she's never late? It means...ANAL who buys a vibrator for someone's children? I know about southpaws but not sports. I've never seen anyone counter a Vi ult like that! You can't think of *anything* that the LGBTQ community is struggling with? At all? dat UI SORRY ZAP, FORGOT TO LABEL IT NOT SAFE FOR WALKERS! LMAYO "value judgers and aspersion casters" why does he only have tranquil boots I learned to drive on a van with a stick. Oh my god But it JUMPS Yeah but I'm not talking about chests at all Isn't that a worm? Yeah I gotcha. The thing I can't stand is the always online idea Maybe it's his checklist I know, I seriously can't tell Holy cow! Man that goes to show how tired I was last night. This is why I merely asked for clarifications and didn't try to give advice... I didn't even notice she was on the tightest hooks its like a dream come true that awkward moment when you realize rubber man removes his rubber to fuck your wife.. What "power user" ever closes their brower? I almost drowned, too! This actually sounds like me... What a work of art I was talking about *my* friends How dd you build that road bridge? I have no idea This kid is essentially making his own fan videos... 50 kilatons is quite a big boom I've loved this song for a long time, I had absolutely no idea that this was the man singing it I want those posters. *she what about the 'death sticks'? is that drugs TOO!? Yeah, how the hell did the man know the baby's name. Sweet mother of God... I have a job Da fuq? Why not just post a link to the tweet? Cringier "I only had a T-shirt on" You weren't wearing pants? Last time this came up, there was a whole coalition of people who believed that if businesses didn't make it convenient for them to dispose of their butts, they felt entitled to throw them on the ground in front. You're right! I didn't think about it Yeah, it was a pretty good dream since I found some Butters in a dollar store. I'm seriously confused Isn't D2JSP a Diablo Site? Do I see dildos in the back? Had a random leg break yesterday - no shots or anything and I kinda bugged out - funnily enough after I instantly aborted and reconnected my leg was fixed So they don't melt into a giant, 5lb block of jelly bean. Although... if your comment is upside-down, which is the upvote? Congrats. We are all looking at you. That's not a nice deformation Oh god....it's like auschwitz o_o I'm squishing your head.. You can do that? so people literally pay full game price for what amounts to name and picture/texture changes to an existing game? It's like a cup of jelly Meese. Mooses. "fucking?" The guy in the alleyway wants to teach you how to flash Did the lady say "That really escalated quickly" at 2:15? Can you imagine the shit storm that would have blown up if Obama had ditched an ex-wife the way McCain had? Why is there no zeppelin file in my Library Wow, replied within 14 seconds why were you jungleing on twisted treeline? Is it too late to use kido How, exactly? I don't see any resemblances at all (except maybe colour). What does it mean? I couldn't agree with you more. Are we, like, related? I think they count from conception there... like when the woman stops having her period, and the month you're born doesnt matter as well, as soon as you're born, you're one year old.... at least that's what I gather, which is odd to me o wow o wow o wow Your hair is amazing. Will you be doing any swaps/sales of samples? I had braces for 3 years and never once had a bracket pop off or had to cut a wire How do you even look at the comments without getting pissed? 2 TITANS!?!?!? I'm so jelly right now... the Hong Kong changeroom... Yeah its my favourite too! Imagine BEN in 3D Your cat is older than I am. The reason I don't like it is because I relate it to overt anime nerds. Think about it - is there anyone who uses tons of ascii faces ie: TwT ^^; Hi I fail to understand why you got downvoted for this LOL damn, so many posts. I loved playing FFNY on the psp with my brother... but icon... why did they ever make icon Too bad your patterns for sleep are all weird now Whoa same as mine. What a coincidence I got one yesterday and I'm in England. gahhh Surprised Switzerland is down there. You have great confidence :) Well then again I am chubby so Oh! 10 thousand knife kills in 9hr That would make poppy broken wow hitler's pretty active around esports these days O_O_O_O_OO_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_OO_O__Ooooo_---o-O KoF 95 came out on the gameboy? A new desk? Damn Kyubeys..... they're everywhere How does it outspend some of the opponent's pokemon? You don't? "The worst thing that ever happened to her". Hvad fanden er det jeg kigger på? Er det satire? Er det virkeligt? Wonder why the Indian price is so low? How could I forget something that simple I love how quick babies grow... which is why I'm adding up the cost of a 3 vivarium stack! Did I miss something? Is that not where you poo from? haha like boss... Well I just did what you told me and the weirdest thing happened. When I clicked on the Play store in the app menu my tablet froze for nearly a minute and then rebooted by itself, without holding the power button down or anything. Now it's updating all the apps successfully Huh. Whaddaya know. My mom also wants to know how old and if he's single? ..okay I'm totally gonna do this, so if I get my makeup done then say I want to buy something, they give me a gift card? and there was 50/50 chance you got to a 10 on the second time and a 33.33% chance on the third time... Wow...Is like our whole smoking experience probabilistic? Oh god, it can be real blackmail material too. You keep a copy of all their posts, and if they stop posting, you tell them to continue or else you reveal their identity... LE EPIC BUUURN FACE.JPEG Oh maaaaaan r/imgointohellforthis What do you do that you can figure a beat from so little information? So Jon is Sabrinas dad? I don't have the Korea DLC, but 2 science from *farms*?! the hands A combination of things, really. School is definitely part of it (so many papers to write these past few weeks but why it may seem not WTF worthy until it gets a mind of it's own Is that live action? Looks incredible Do you really need to scape all of those? I told my mom about it that night and in typical "my grandbaby can do no wrong" style, she cooed "Aww, he is such a smart businessman!" Just a wild guess, but I think this image has been photoshopped! I cannot believe I've never thought of that They DO say you should diversify your money... Just...wow. never knew that Just testing my crest for the first time. Oh god what happened to your face?! Please tell me I'm not the only person who finds this concept completely redundant? Apps for iOS & Android etc I can understand, you're on the go. But if you're already in a browser, you have everything you need to just be able to open the wiki anyway... So if you just entered a new tier of your division and win a game for 0 LP your MMR is probably too low to be in the new tier yet you were able to have a high enough MMR to leave your old tier? I wonder if he's good enough to get himself off....errrrr. Chrome I wonder how they make human flavoured jelly I don't want a six-pack per se, just want to get a bit leaner. I like lifting heavy so I probably won't 'weigh less on the scale' but will maybe look better? My mom and dad didn't let me go to sleep overs ever.. I am child number 6 out of 9 total. Kinda but i saw it on good 3D, at 11.40 pm in a empty cinema Casper Wyoming would of gave you a point if you did a " The one thing that confuses me here is the fact that you are roasting Steve's head... than what is all that wax on my q-tip Awesome, congrats! Wait a minute... sounds kinda like my weekend. so many sleepovers... But it doesn't smell good. Apparently it is fashionable for a young girl to have her shorts riding up in to her crotch How about a doctor? i know, im really surprised people cant google these letters and find out in seconds rather than awaiting replies You've never been to Sally's Why did you bring it to a waterpark? Why is Herschel hitting on Milton? H-how?! TIL It snows in Japan... "Sexual marketplace" oh, most definitely. I dont even mind the aesthetics as much. It's just when some screenshots a funny occurence in the game and I'm like "Whoa, the farmlands look like *that* on higher settings!" This should be tagged as NSFL ! How in the..? OH MY Does anyone else see something a bit off about her posture... like the arch in the back is too exaggerated? Or am I crazy? Wow he really slid across the ring, I hope he's okay so comfy Soraka's Q hits people who are not visible. Fine, I take it back. Didn't think people would be so easily offended. this is pathetic Not sure if I like eating out because I like beer, or if I like beer because I like eating out Imagine having a body shot like when guys do to girls, but they did it on your chest is it at least consensual EWWWW! dang.. and i thought my 10 pound rubber band ball was huge What kind of puppies? ** The irony here is that's exactly what he was ordering. Nintendo, you have once again blown my mind with your awesome music! That power thrusting. Someone needs to check all her wish lists to make sure they each have a shipping address. We have lots of water fountains? How is this NSFW? Haha, who said you get to be king? I know right, totally sat there thinking, "He's going to ask for the kid, tell Rick he can give her a better life... Oh man. How rude." maybe you are.... ...oh god...someone comfort me That inadvertent chain stuns. 7 seconds. reminds me of That. one. minion. Your title described that movie perfectly! good to know! & i have heard about the zicam nasal sprays causing that! a client that our company used to do business with had that problem. he also lost his sense of taste. he would always eat sushi with extra wasabi because he said he could at least feel it that way. yikes! no thank you. If this is the one where the entire game is clocked in just under 45 mins, it's amazing. Not sure if it's been done even faster. Whaaaat?! I went to the same high school in Switzerland like that girl (or woman by now). She sure got pretty What? Why?( Today, while I was working at Disneyland, a guest came up to me and asked, "Hey, where the bathroom at? I need to drop a load." As politely as I could, I replied where the nearest restroom was. He then followed it up with, "There's toilet paper in there, right?" And it took all of my energy to not make a Just did that to my 2 cats, Lilly and Jack, and Lilly responded... Apparently so. Actually I volunteered to host a group-buy for a certain game for free (even after I had it myself) since I had a discount - no-one took me up on it. This time I'm not being as nice and I sold 1 of 3 already. maybe... another passive makes her ult global why is that link purple yeah I think the bigger issue is time constraints, being an adult takes up a lot of time Ok, I shouldn't be a DM. Sporting department has guns? That was one hell of a thing to start my Monday with I'm failing to see the missed spot so far. How do you drive like an asshole, while still being safe? Personally I think if English clubs got ultras they would be badass. English already travel in huge numbers around Europe. Now imagine them waving flags, drums, singing and jumping the whole game You can win at EVE? damn at first i thought those were your parents call me crazy... but i cant fly? And what if he has friends That's quite the vengeance for being skipped! Sounds like someone had a grudge Sorry to do that to you. When you said SXSW, I couldn't help but think that that poor cat would draw crowds at most music festivals these days. Like, bigger crowds than even some of the musicians. Me tiene loco esta pasivo agresividad por parte del otro bando. Muchos mensajes empiezan "bien" y después se lanzan unas vainas que uno se queda así Wow. If you're ever in the US give me a shout. Dude I just dropped a good chunk on a Park Tool stand. Very satisfied with it and how easy I can swing the bike into all sorts of positions. The only way that I know it was worth the money is because I do most/all my own maintenance - so my bike will see a good amount of time in this thing. I christened it with a fork servicing yesterday, which took me hours Holy fuckballs of fire. He didn't know... I'm not sure if I should be worried. But I recognize almost all of them. hahaha! i work at forever 21 part time & i agree, sometimes you see way more than you asked for. i am hoping they make something like that before next halloween otherwise i'm gonna have to come up with something else yet again. or... is there a way to make your own socks? i cant believe i dint think of this... It looks awesome, but holy crap, $65. Well damn..Didn't know this..And my birthday is tomorrow I can't wrap my head around this comment I wasn't complaining man....I was just stating that. Dude, I spent $30 on a contour brush last week and thought THAT was ridiculous. Why would you have credit cards or an old iPod on your keys? Hmm, im sure there was a better way to word that. Gay sauna? I didn't know regular saunas excluded gay people If I didn't know what the test objectives of the flight were before I watched the video.... I'd say that would've caused an Unscheduled Colon Evacuation Procedure. DO NOT WANT BLOWJOB! I've never heard this from anyone before Pretty much this. Also, don't go on a Tuesday. Or a Wednesday. Hell, don't go to Springfield. I've been trying to escape since I came here 6 years ago I'm uh...not entirely sure what you mean by that, but thanks for the feedback armagad, this is **awesome**, can i have it in wallpaper format? Pretty please? Its only about 80 large chickens... Is... is her dress made of papier maché...? Um, you need to work out your internal issues first and figure out why you hate how women are viewed and treated on reddit(and in the world) yet simultaneously *hate* that you hate it. This is on my bucket list Pedo??? Omg that is horrible! My roommates also assumed that they should try to put a rag in my mouth or something and I was like I love that so many people owned up to this - I actually like it too!! Probably not >Omg that is horrible! My roommates also assumed that they should try to put a rag in my mouth or something and I was like It's probably not, but what if everything we know about North Korea is just this, but the other way around seriously... i think it was those animals' eyes... wide open... I... WANT... your job ^^^ Junior ME major.... Enjoying? Is this a new patch or have you not updated the client since the BotRK hotfix? Oh my god I'm a quadriplegic due to a spinal cord injury. People look at me and stare In Briton, you take a piece of cheese in a situation where it could easily be a mistake (self serve) security hold in the back office and call the police. £50 fine at least. Yup! I wish I was at SXSW so bad. They're playing a show on Friday with METZ and Wavves. Ha, I actually based it off of your name. 3/10 March 19? Holy crap Is that smog or clouds over LA Fiesta is fine! i never knew nocturnal gamings mascot was an owl dat bot lane I can vape non-stop while drinking. There is no end to it, you just keep vaping Where did you hear this 400k+ eviscerates thing That does not look comfortable Daaang, those SNES boxes look reaaaally fresh They didn't... im lefty and the mouse feels weird in my left hand... i didnt even know other lefties actually used a left handed set up on the computer You become a single parent? #>## My mother used to say this to every boyfriend I had. Most of them found it funny others were like There are players that put LESS than 200 hours into Monster Hunter?? Oh jesus account banned? wait, are you a hacker Wow What bulb is $35? Why IS your link karma so low? - that's the only one that counts you know? And why do you call it long lost when you have things from just a few updates ago such as the redstone lamps... nfc west $100,000... for a website? that will get taken down? or doesnt even have to be created because it's just a public funding money grab? yeaahhhh... someone wants you're bitcoins... Must. Not. Touch. Seat. It's like being seduced by a microwave. Uhh, No I didn't So you mean to tell me all these years Starbucks has been deceiving us into purchasing snow... My god. It all makes sense now I personally like the 3, maybe 4; but not al the way down. I think it would look too weird. I live down the street by this DD. Interestingly enough, my finance and I were going to walk there around this time, but decided against it because I had to get ready for work Yikes! So this is how girls get one boob bigger than the other Will John Travolta kill/molest him too? That's really weird That's awesome!!! I love it STARBUCKS which professor? hahaha true i didn't even think of that Holy mother of god Oh Jesus hell you're insane. well i must be mistaken with how the system works. i thought they were separate This has 2 upvotes... was posted 13 days ago and hit my front page you found oblivion gates gun!? Even worse. He didn't know it was from Coming to America at all & he responded with "What's up Sexual White Chocolate?" & proceeded to tell me we needed to go out sometime soon. I was like.. Sweet Tooth Ziggs. His bomb's shall be jaw breakers. Your ex is Gordon Ramsey?! What the hell *was* she doing? I used to wonder what was faster: A) My ability to see something in the distance or B) The speed of light. I just watched the first episode and kept thinking this episode feels pretty long. Thought it might be because I was getting bored even though I was enjoying the history lecture, so to speak, but then I realized all the episodes are 50mins long. This might as well be a 25 ep show Oh dear, sorry, I barely ever notice my language barrier these days, but times like this one, I am not even sure what to think I gasped in horror reading that! What if Ron Paul is actually a genius, and his entire ineffectual political career was satire that Lolbertarians took seriuosly? This actually feels like my life Shouldn't you be happy? That was one of the most intriguing things I have ever read about Between this and that picture I've seen on here of the rotting black holes of horribleness that seem to form in the back of your mouth after the surgery, I'm TERRIFIED to got my tonsils removed I think there needs to be more posts of this...... I don't know what to say. Imagine a Hyrule theme park Zelda is a dominatrix, Peach is a slut and I'm not too sure about Samus Those are some well-nutritioned people out there Well.. my Childhood-teenage years are ruined. How strange is America? You get your drivers license without ever driving on the freeway? Why am I even commenting? Wait, why are you even replying? Just commented on a previous post concerning my wisdom teeth I've called them this since I was a little kid. Now I'm wondering where I got that from This is how I spent so many hours of my childhood life Indeed. Everyone knows that Michael is LEFT HANDED! Sometimes we drive out to Lawrence where I went to college for the night but that's only about a 45 minute drive. Today we'll be driving 7 hours to Denton, TX though. blink + force staff for everyone! New meta! It was wonderful to come home and it still be light enough to enjoy a walk around the neighborhood before an early dinner. Wow i can imagine how awesome this would look In Belgium we use mayonaise on french fries and meat while in EVERY other country (that I have been to) they use Ketchup You're the ones who spawned him When I was 3, my Mom was forcing me to try on dresses in a department store, and I hated it. I knew when my Mom and the sales lady laughed as I pouted, they were laughing because of me...and I didn't like it. So at one point I said to the sales lady, "Shut up, you ass!" They immediately stopped laughing and their jaws dropped. They didn't laugh again after that...boy, was I an embarrassingly assertive kid. And of course the movies are so believable Where the fuck did you get that idea!? This strangely describes my great-great-grandfather I think the common thought is that they're anti corporate-tax, and lobogato shouldn't need to articulate that for you to understand it. They very clearly disapprove of any taxes for businesses under any circumstances. It's like the op said 'the sky is blue' and you replied with "False! The sky isn't blue because it's black half the time." I would love it too, except I need to get stuff done, but all I want to do is lay down and think about the vastness of the universe. Ehhh??? I never said anything about oranges being small. I only said that in this pic I see Tangerines and not oranges. Tangerines are normally smaller like the one on the right. The one on the left is pretty big considering the normal average size for them. Oranges are much bigger. So sir I believe I come from the same planet as you just that I guess you read too fast. Also why the down votes?? I almost feel like that by treating it as something that's an issue, it makes it an issue. It doesn't seem that significant to me, outside of my religious family, so that whenever it comes up, I treat it as if they're questioning why I have green eyes. "Oh, yeah, they're green, why do you ask? :)" / "Oh yeah, he and I have been together since around November. He's really cool, you should meet him." etc. It really takes the edge off of someone when they ask "... You're dating a BOY?!" when you respond with "Yeah, why? Not if they're from aliens. WHAT IF IT BROKE? Shit, I have a week to figure out what direction my stream is going in That first Time Walk Welp, my brain briefly parsed "Bandage Girl" as "Bondage Girl", which taken together with anecdote about Helping Mom, made me briefly Truth.. Have you ever urinated in a pool? Chris Hemsworth. ANYWHERE Is _that_ what your flair is?? All this time it looked to me like a Grateful Dead skull with the radiation warning symbol in the middle. you dig a 3 foot deep hole in the woods to bury a hot rock to pitch your tent over. Oh man, I am really sorry. I'm glad you didn't get hurt. ( ... I can remember that someone posted this today or yesterday, so your friend posted this and now you posted about him Wait you're covered in oil? i wonder what they charged him La cantidad de comentarios pidiendo que vuelva Videla/la dictadura/mano dura en los comentarios de esa nota es mindblowing. But Ray's dating Courtney Or Both For some reason, I'd assumed that the hand would be severed from the body so do giants and batwings Don't listen to this guy. TIL there are a lot of songs about rape. What's the weirdest thing that you have ever eaten that was not actual food? serenity now... insanity later Watching Barca pass the ball is like *Master of Puppets* by Metallica was one for me, but only because I've been listening to it since I was ten... I didn't even know what drugs really were until I was probably 13, so I didn't realize it was about somebody being controlled by crack cocaine... Why on earth does reddit know all these things??? Wow this way you can win dominion very easily it's also common for two male trapeze swingers to pass a female trapeze swinger off between each other. Wait...what now? Never even heard of them! "including alcohol"? > Why on earth does reddit know all these things??? He turned it into a cartoon series Wow, that's a great way to think about it Holy hell, Windsorites know about stuff that isn't boring as hell? So cute, so fluffy Mother of God... Sooooo YOU are one of the many reasons we can't have real lawn darts anymore. I was NOT expecting a tiger My face just went from o_o to An ephebophile is just pedophile with a thesaurus. that awkward moment when you see something on facebook FIRST, THEN you see it on Reddit... Usually it's the other way around... They're very hard to get ahold of though done. transfered all my non-existent stuff via my mind Not by day three... this is /r/nfl... Everything (except your hair! Probably a better idea than actually watching it I want one So ready for the release Where do you see a deoxys? Oh. oddly, no. You're not on the list When I think I can feel the liquid at the top of my throat. It's a weird sensation, but I just feel like a full glass I just had to lookup where you are from your wishlist to see if you were in my city, cause mine has a bunch of those in too Egg patties, nothing but egg patties That is literally what my Dad does. And there's 5 of us. I don't like classic rock much on the off chance he finishes his books maybe he will be I am Indian (but a Kiwi supporter). I don't know why CA is causing much ado about nothing. Indian team lost 8-0 abroad and then 1-2 at home. Except for one or two senior players nobody was affected. Australian team loses 2 matches and they bring the whole universe down with them. This song always scared me as a kid for some reason; now it all makes sense! Wait what do you mean argument (we aren't really arguing, just sharing our opinions in a respectful way(or at least I hope I have been respectful are boats that slow? This is the oldest joke on the planet... well pretty much ever since the term "Discounts" was invented. How is this even awful? And I'm Jewish THEY KNEW... I can't even express... there can only be one If we got Fluker, our OL would be stacked. What a difference a year makes. But this is Keyper Hope its not weird Those are awesome. lemonsky, you are a gifting machine. D-Do they have marijuana as a topping in Washington now? What does that mean? i agree! i love everyone here :3 even the people i've never talked to Holy god, give us all strength. PLEASE. Or does he? this picture looks to perfect and to hd to be roosevelt's I'm so jealous! I've gone out to see it every night and can't even find the moon I dont get it Pretty sure skss means Silver Knight Straight Sword, right? Having 3 "SKS" for sword, shield, spear would be too confusing I'm autistic, watching this WAS overload...only 16 seconds in and I was trying to cover my ears... My rats have bitten my nipples occasionally, but never "down there". They are reproducing I'm thinking the same thing. Holy... So much happening to your life right now. Combat Axe? Lmao, that face. He/she is like WTF! And yet...you have none How does he know? Does he look at others? Vanilla stone bricks. Ive got a Barrel with like 30k in it, and it had 35 when I started. Where is this a thing? From the second pic it looks like the seat was untouched. Surprised some necks didn't snap though Warning: do not play Shecallsmeceezy in pool Auto cast 10 energy transfuses Really? OJ Simpson not knowing about football? one of my ex-gfs was 1m60, weighed 50kg and grunted like a burly bodybuilder during sex Holy crap, you're even more intense than I thought I was. I'm chilling at 960 Swarm achievement points right now. The final frame when hes banging another horse.. ehh.... just write 1. your text, then just [enter] From I'm that door holder. "In 2007 the USA spent $14 Million on marine mammal research" I thought his was fixed with Bnet 2.0 I'm a Korean America. Went to Korea. Practically EVERYONE plays Starcraft or LoL Who told the first lie Similar thing happened to me once when I took one of the lifts up, then came back down. It was then much brighter and it was also snowing lol This "censored" seem to use the same font as Nintendo. Looks like fun. I'm about 3 hours away. Maybe I'll drive up there and check it out. I hope the TWD appearance isn't Earl's right hand. What am I nitpicking? Your first statement is that the mountains here are now bare year round, which they aren't and have never been Oil is a condiment at American Subways?! I just watched that episode for the first time like an hour ago. .......I honestly dont know how to feel about that. Thats some crazy ass shit I meant update your results Hey.. I had sent you an email but I didn't get any response so I thought you were not interested.. One question though.. what if I don't get my desired role? How can I play the game if I want to pick vayne but ad carry is already picked Well, to be honest.. no.. no it wasn't I've backed Ozzie to this point, but this seems like the worst move of any team this offseason. How can you resign David Reed, a guy who has done nothing for our team except get caught with pot and literally lose us a game at Seattle that cost us homefield advantage throughout in 2011-2012, and then you cut Pollard and gain 1 mil in cap space Well, it's not every day that you hear the dumbest thing you've ever heard your life I looks like there a huge skull looking at me out from the first door on the lower right! Actually I am.... I'm confused about number 2. What the hell is left to lock it on? > I know that already. What's your point? We already agreed that it's a repost. *Constant*? Does this guy know he's in the league yet? Good thing i fapped to it Dude... But they have those free sandwiches on your receipt Wait is this even proper usage of the socially awkward penguin? Holy cow, WE dumpsters on Koreans and EU regularly. There's a glitch to use midair supers, and I've done some test matches with people using it. believe me, you don't want midair supers Ahhh... Moment of Clarity Seeing Saint Peter's Square THAT FILLED is scary I know, but I was trying to say I did it by force of habit, haha. But in the same way, you could say the Ranger F1-F4 are commands to pets, and so are the Shatters. And then we can take it to court for racism and assault. Fuck me (*& you*) pumps ( The people at Cracked really know their stuff. whaaaat? I finished in 4:15 and then still rounded up. Maybe we got different situations. When I was 8yo, like most boys, I would have done anything to see my hot 20yo girl next door naked, but I would never have wanted to see a 61yo, that's like a grandma to an 8yo! Why has this never occurred to me before? o_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ What's this "maybe" crap? Dude, having a dog is such an ego trip if you think about it like this That car would be at least 300 pounds no way you could get a car like that for 160 ... OP IS MISLEADING ...where the fuck is this? that's crazy! Oh hey haha that's my picture... was wondering why Flickr views spiked The worried expression makes it look more like hiding He always made me feel inadequate. Wow, that's crazy good. Now if only it could be the other way round... Yes he is. I loved kicking him in the balls back then. I don't know how I ended up a sub Damn wth.. did luffy just die in the manga? You're on almost all my subs. Yeah, that's what I heard. and he's BLACK. .. a black dude readin!! to someone who cant... oh le irony. .. 2.5g! What if you had your tonsil removed? Would one still get them? The weird lady in the yellow looks like shes part of the car.. like an ad or something That's a lot of money for a bread knife That wasn't your dribble Ohh god Are you saying they have 2 legs and 98 dicks? It was sunny today here in London... and snowy *at the same time*! It wasn't very cloudy either! Lol OMG! At first I thought it was a question "is it an item??!?" Thank you so much!! You can buy Chimay Gold Label for 350 Yen Your name isn't Ariana by chance is it? You sound a lot like my ex. Or are you. Wait... Pungence and AssyrianAssassin are the same person Hello all. still pretty new to growing but quite the budding DIY geek. I probably won't post much here until I get my new experiment underway (after a couple different family visits to my house) but know that I am watching you and learning your ways. ##### ahhhh. Well i suppose thats my fault then and his arms look bigger in person too. Jesus, what size are those luscious things?! Guys who think society favors women more than men are hilariously ignorant. Being a woman in the western world is *expensive* if you want to play by society's rules. The consequences for not playing by the rules are pretty steep.The gift of being oneself is one a majority people will take for granted: not having had to fight for it they don't notice it, and that makes me sad because it's the deepest joy possible. The people who truly respect you would probably surprise you. The people who don't actually care may also surprise you. The idea that men and women are polar opposites or that the "other gender" is strange and unfathomable is incredibly stupid. People across all genders are mostly the same with the same hopes and dreams and fears and needs. Individual difference is what really matters. It's possible to live your dreams, but the sacrifices you must make to do so are proportional to the beauty of those dreams. Society values men for what they do, and women for what they are. All people should be valued for both of these things. Most straight men could do way better in the dating world of they just spent some time on grooming and finding a sense of style. Western society doesn't actually function on a gender binary, it functions on a ternary: men, women, other. Being in the last category is nightmarish. Testosterone is a hell of a drug, I dunno how guys can even handle it. Most guys have so many things they just wont say or express around other men, it makes me sad that our society's concept of masculinity isolates them like that. No thanks... You mean use the dash on the ward? It won't work, wards just receive damage from autoattacks. (edit: sent the message before finishing it I was literally just commenting lyrics to this song on a Facebook status, came on Reddit, and this was the first post I saw. It's just that i never realized CholeraNinja was in it at 2:59........is that an X! i realize that these people are famous and celebrities and all, but come on... oooooh, if you pledge 350$ a cast member of your choice (kristen excluded!) will record a 15 second voice message for you o_O and woow, if you pledge 400$ kristen and robert will follow you on twitter FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR Damn... Your brother has topless pictures of you? Holy. That's kind of weird Yum indeed my friend I responded. I'm just an idiot and didn't reply to you. Holy shit you're exactly like me My mother has that exact car. Where was this picture taken? I did, I think. Shadow Blade Lich....lol...took him 500 games to develop that build? It's working fine for me... I've been hearing stories of things going missing when they host events. you you actually said yepperydoodah.... ...you should go on Gone wild Gragas' body-slam. No one wants to get body-slammed by flabby man-tits You dress up pretty fancy to play Skyrim Where did she get the shit water? an iBook is still a mac Whoa, you read my mind. how the fuck did u find that ? > Edit: 2 upvotes, 3 downvotes - maybe people don't like knowing about deals in advance Your High School owns a RED? What. whut? My ex always swallowed. I never thought of her as a whore What? I didn't have a hard time, I was doing great. I'm saying it was too easy. i think someone replaced your bunny I love story-driven games. Doesn't matter if I can't affect most outcomes, but I like those where small decisions affect things like additional characters to use, or items, or something. Except also usually the endings, alternate endings are a big + for me. The one bummer for me though is that when its an open world game and the choices are limited. I mean come on, why make it open world in the first place Summer, who the fuck in their right mind names a kid after a season? I've dreamed of these forever. Where can I get them? Oh! Didn't realize Dark Souls has been out for the PC in months What IS he doing to that log with the chain? This NOT BLM or Smokey Bear approved! That's been happening to me too. At first, I thought someone was hacking my account just to play the game? Holy crap, that deluge makes me moist We have egos and like to talk about ourselves? You shut your whore mouth right now I'm conflicted about how I should about making someone on Reddit cry ... vom Pferd? Whaaaaat!? Please tell me that you *copied* the system global vimrc to your home folder and modified that - and not that you put all this in the actual global vimrc I thought sand king was the dog and lesh was the man I couldn't figure out what they were supposed to be used for initially... then I was like My god, feedly is so good Yeah. Although I read mostly for the "psychology" of it all, sometimes I do quite like to read through some gory details. Although it makes my face go He knows too much Every man and his dog knows that sprinting at the start is stupidly pointless, so why do it who knows, maybe she did lol. Maybe she knows that I know. Lol are you kidding? I spent my full budget on two polishes from Llarowe and I'm sending a large flat-rate box Why? I iz Olga =" Why does nobody notice? Holy crap man, you went all theory of relativity on me there Wtf Ready that as NSFW scientist i didn't know you can do that with nes Oh god I'm waiting to leave for an interview and going through this right now Are you sure that's not staph? Looks nasty Holy... That's an expensive gift. I dreamed I was a character from Dragon Ball once ...... Great analysis, but one question - when was orchid picked up on Naix ever? Shredder How...how have I never seen this music video before? This has to be the most incredibly heart-wrenching yet beautiful things I've seen in years I see it now I...I would watch this. FOREVER Yeah, I find myself commenting on smaller subreddits a lot more than the bigger ones. I'm not too sure if I've ever even commented in /r/funny this is absurd Why does clinton's Choad want this picture. Ironically last night, the only stream that would load for me was Wingsofdeath also... Pretty odd. When I was in grad school in South Carolina the woman who ran the cash register at the snack bar had her little girl in these pageants. The kid was cute as a button. Mom? Well she was *bat-shit crazy*. But I doubt what she did would have raised an eyebrow with law enforcement. The child was fed and dressed and seemingly healthy, at least physically. I often wonder what happened to that little girl..... Is that the same table that is in his kitchen All I'm seeing is the Global DJ Broadcast Believe it or not, some people do things for reasons other than money Downvotes? For complimenting him on making an objective-driven play? Is there a sword?! but.. they're not russian I would also like to read this.. Me too!!! Whenever someone says they need to sneeze, im like "look at the light & sniff!" They look at me like " Who the heck is "Atmosphere"? Wait, I've tied my laces like this forever. There's another way? I think he's overstating it in his enthusiasm, but I kinda get what he means. I got used to my GW2 Ranger and when I went to play some WoW after about an 8-month break (6 of that was before the GW2 launch) I was a little ofcourse it happens. why the hell won't it happen? He must be a gigantic pile of wrinkles. helloooooooo, fella. It's just random german words put together O_O maybe TOO much of a coincidence? i friggen carry the shit outta my games on skarner Even training on unpaid time is kind of pie day on pi day My gramma got remarried at 89 years old Same thing happened to me three years ago in Beijing on my choir trip. I am really wondering if this is the same freaking people. It was two girls brought me up to their art school to show me their work. This is crazy. Thinking back on it I guess it was a scam. I didn't sign a 1 year membership fee at my LA fitness... They said they were non-contract.... did I just get scammed? Eating the placenta is a real thing? 97 dollars for an 800D I'm sorry but are you saying Rocket Barrage is garbage? Tupa was a league whore The thing at the top looks like an eye... How much pubic hair do you have, that that's more likely to clog the toilet than a shit? /r/KarmaConspiracy will know I wish i could play like that Will you post that on every other article in /r/politics as well? What That's why I'm a little iffy about that one. There is such a thing as too much butter. She makes fried butter balls!! She gets resets? It's the second or third week of high school. My homeroom teacher, let's call her Mrs. Potato, always talks to my first block English teacher, who we'll call Mrs. Cucumber, before my English class starts. Every morning, when she enters the classroom, Mrs. Cucumber says "Good morning guys!" and there's usually a few grumbled responses. This particular morning I decide I'm going to say good morning back, in the best possible obnoxious 14 year old way that I can. She says good morning and I yell back "GOOD MORNING MRS. POTATO!" I think about it for a second, realize my mistake, and my face looks like a deer caught in headlights, like this: Xin Zhao... Goodwin's alright. I was looking at the family tree and saw that he'd fathered a child and I was really shocked! I've no idea where he could have gone and cheated, so I'm actually a bit confused. But it says Amy Castle, soo Isn't that too many? for a 55? iPod Touch user here, was just getting on reddit to ask something about this. With NO ESCAPE. EVER. the fact that he still uses them is what's hardest to move on from I didn't even know you could put out text that fast into chat Thank you, I think? Stop stop don't kill my cat! Let me just hop in the way and stop you both Only to make it on my 49th try Uhhh duh? Which part can't you help Other people in Kentucky use the Internet? Who's your best friend? Hmm i'm almost curious of what you could come up with for me... but i''m not sure I want to deal with the issuing drama How did you ace PH 211 teaching yourself? Sweet Jesus, you could have bought a Shelby GT 500.... Holy shit that does add up. Bad cell phone pic, all I had I thought Hamilton told Perez Mclaren was going to have a fast car? 1.2 seconds... Hecarim, dat horse, especially when he has ghost AND ms5 boots what if she works at a shop and is a *legal drug dealer?* It's like minecraft slenderman Ooowee!!!! The worst movie that I have seen that will always stick out is, ''Come Back To The Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean'' Just awful! I also have another movie I saw several several years ago. I can't recall the title. I remember a scene in the movie, where this woman put lipstick into her nipple. I mean it went into it. You make shirts?! Custom shirts? I have lost things in there don't show up until I take off my bra. Hahaha... No seriously, what? Oh wow, that Georgia Witch! Now I know I have to fart. Calling a cat a jerk... BLASPHEME!!!! i hope you didnt give these people money. and not raping people.... ! How do you get it to level 100 without getting the 2 other EV's though? Where do you get so many rare candies? When you think about it, lag is kinda like the currency of KSP at the moment Sharks... I live in Utah.. But I am terrified of lakes/deep swimming pools for this very reason Someone fill me in . What are they saying What kind of plebeian showers are you guys using? Can someone please explain why all the dead babies go to Long Island? I know this is a repost but I swear to God that kid is my nephew. But what if they declared you dead, but you are still alive and conscious, and can see and feel everything as they remove your organ, but you just can't move or say anything? Yyyyeeeeesssssssss!!! Same The picture with the little hat on I never thought to cut the end off a garden hose... Creepy wait...so elo heaven exists!? IE? damn insomnia... Wait what? Nexon is a behemoth next to lil old Valve? Grass fed chicken? ^| I've been told I have a really nice butt from some female **friends**, I never know what that means OMG....the cheese slid off her cracker for sure. I thought it was toppings. Ok now there is a spider I'd be scared of. A friend from Australia posted a pic of one in her house, she said 'oh it's just a house spider, I let him out of the door.' /r/marijuanaenthusiasts has only been a community for 6 months... Dat thumbnail forearms You can? I know that feel. Pretty confused right now This puzzled me for a while because of all of my cousins (23 in total), only four not counting me and my brother are white. What if I challenged you? Why's this been down voted? bought mine new for $75, where did you get yours? Maybe you guys should have watched some MFF porn first. The other girl always just kind of hangs out waiting for shit to happen. In the better scenarios where she's really into girls it can help, but most of the time they just sit there with a bored ass look on their faces. It would appear that way, wouldn't it. A wha? All the Pokemons Oh no. I saw this scene and this scene only as a kid. I didn't remember where it was from until I was reading the book and Danny found the woman in the bathtub. Why are you being downvoted ? You want great cable management yet you have a case with top-mounted power supply and none to zero cable management holes? Sci-fi type subs? I Am Not too Sure As To What You Mean failed to inform myself on KT's latest news... Carno = stats ?! why did he changed name Yeah everyone but the summoner can see it They have phone cases that are wallets That is... strangely specific. This made me go awe.....then Ukraine kid showed up and I got chills. re: #4 - they used a chinese model to do a geisha-inspired shoot? "smirked quite Jewishly" ????? TIL there are two actresses named Peyton List... Those eyes 1200$ iPad? That special ability Runescape, just before I stopped playing I looked at the log that tells how much time I've played it, 30 days. Although that pales in comparison to my friends 375 days I've been working with paypal so much lately, that I read that as "If they introduce Paypal states.." I was like It took me a good 5 minutes to find the poll. The diarrhea of ads and other links was overwhelming I already have a thread on page two dude From food regulation? I have to say... i wouldnt be able to stop looking at it... Id give him the Rinnegan Yeah I did it myself, was a PITA, but I followed directions from some various forums. Total cost was somewhere around $400 I think, I also had to ship everything to Alaska, so that wasn't cheap. I misread that as waking up to your dog laying you. While looking at the camera with dead eyes Rank 14 training on tzhaar. Wow Jessica "Rabbit" Alba Quinn Mulhern's stock photo Best response Wow. He is like, really good at architecture. Thats pretty normal, some guy that lives next to my school, on the other hand, welded togheter the back of a buggy and the front of a second gen. VW golf Totally stalked by one of these... Scarred for life "Although we do not expect any harm to occur to participants, the rare possibility of electronic malfunction of the computer being used in the experiement may present harm. While this situation is possible though extremely rare and uncommon." Of course it is. You're crazy Just how bad is it? If you dare.... I have at least 2000 games at this point. If you average 40 minutes a game (including champ select), that's 55 days of playing a game. I would so be down to fill that role for you! It's amazing. The looks! the not bending over! bliss. Don't get me wrong, I like my short friends, of course, but when they swap clothes and shoes, and I'm in the corner like: I didn't even know that page existed IDK. The reason stupid people are a problem is that they don't know they're stupid. Usually their convinced of their own G-nyus. Holy fuck. I've never seen a picture that clearly demonstrated just how big those things are. watch this with dub step u got multi-city trade to work? I'm really concerned now about this thing beeing actual satire or not. I absolutely can't tell People always tell me to smile more, but honestly I find smiling uncomfortable physically unless someone makes me laugh, this might have something to do with the fact that I never really smiled as a child because my mother told me my smile was ugly and I shouldn't bother doing it That desk is a fucking mess I imagined it... I laughed a lot, but now I can't get it out of my head I farmed the Crusader enchant back in vanilla. One night I decided, "I am not sleeping until I get it!" well...I farmed for 14 hours straight and went to bed at noon the next morning, defeated. A few days later I went back to try again and got it on the fifth kill At my universities Christian Union, one of the guest speakers told everybody that Catholics are not saved and needed to repent. My Catholic friends were all HOLY CRAP that sounds crazy. I agree with you there, but for whatever reason, people tend to feel when it comes to medical care that if they ignore it, it'll go away....which is mind-boggling, because the opposite is always what happens. I couldn't do it in SnS for some reason, but I got it in hardcore TDM Varus: "Blood sh*t carries a price" ....... But.... How did THEY know she's Filipino...... They're going to have so many god damn sticky hands... Two hand shakes for Mr. Ellenberger, aaaand two more for you Dana. It's all good though, he probably wasn't just coming from the sauna or anything... The look on Father's face afterwards is priceless. That's just awful.. that's actually quite a good idea So those are bulls' asses? one time after a winter of being isolated and eating lots of pyschedelics i went to an open mic night and cried and told the audience all these deep dark demons i've never told anyone (being molested n shit like that) and told them that god is coming back to earth Yup Yeah....so most top posts didn't answer the question. All are. Is it because parents don't visit Reddit?? Are they dead or alive??? . She's wearing a white dress with sprinkles..I'd lick that icing... I want to work there so bad I love garden fresh peas but that is a ton of effort to make peas traditionally. I could grow enough to throw on a salad though This. I plan everything like ten years in advance and if things don't go exactly as planned I have a meltdown. uh what the fucking fuck is that????!?!?!?!?!?!? The way he looks at the camera My wiener also love to help with the dishes 70? It's kind of funny, I figured from the show that Gary was going to win. Then they said Emmett did...awkward. Did you read his post? He doesn't want to date. He wants to hang out as friends and is looking for a way to do that. You are so screwed. Unilateral pupil dilation could also mean that OP is a cute emoticon. Yes got the official call yesterday. The main part of my outbreak was horrible. I could barely sit/stand/walk but taking off work wasn't an option. I screamed when the doctor swabbed and that was after it(my outbreak) had subsided a bit Yeah, kind of taking precalc right now, and that stuff has a way of getting into your head... I think...I think it's dead. Woaaaah. This might not be appropriate and I hope you're not dead and all, but you have really pretty eyes (you know, once you stop looking all Oh my god you're right Man, either I sweat waaaaay more than most people (entirely possible) or I am just way pickier about this, but I cannot possibly wear a sports bra twice between washes. I wash them every time because they get soooo gross. Unilateral mydriasis Hahaha it's a funny mix... I look like my Irish dad with black hair (so more black Irish than Mexican anyways)... I must eat this burrito before I die "We only use 10% of our brains" Unbelievable awesome video Hypothetically, If this person could dream I still think it would be unlikely he/she would be able to realize it was just a dream. I'd probably lean towards agreeing with your second question being that if they could dream it would be their "reality". So I guess the person would not be able to reach self awareness unless by some crazy epiphany within their imagined reality. Oh no I've gone cross eyed There's co-op? You're awfully up to date with these things. Wow, what are you people like in the real world? Light up *any* task. Yes i actually do have all the marijuana i can smoke lol. Its not really free in the sense that it does take from the business and try and make it a point not to abuse that right. Both to show employees and to show friends who think i always have a bunch of weed to smoke lol. I did notice i dont smoke as much as i used after getting into the industry.. i think like 6 Counting the " how do i save my build order Dude. I have a birthmark in the exact place as OP. And I find folks who also have the same birthmark placement in the thread. Are we all victims of a terrible past life or just part of a weird cabal that none of us remember joining?! Really, after everything that's happened, you're saying "don't sweat it"... Thanks for gifting. Wow what a name Rheumatism and quicker sands...Yup that's South West Wexford. They pretty much ripped Karma off from all her cool abilities Now I'm not one of the people wishing for his death... I hope he recovers very quickly. But people don't honestly think he has talent do they? I think you mean omg, is this true? Hmmm wondering if its bad thats what my foot looks like Mjolnir is in the URL... Like John 117's armor call sign from halo... Those eyes! Never had this happen to me, what servers do that so I can blacklist/avoid them? That actually creeped me out. "No dont go on the highground now...they have still 3 players left" No 27 and excited for a reef tank me and my wife are building together. Although she is leaving all the plumbing to me, which scares the shit out of me That backchecker that doesn't even attempt to stop Franzen.. Why the fuck is war censored? whaaaaat ? who will cast eu LCS in Lille ? I wanna say hi to Deman so bad... That is a really good drawing but freaking terrifying at an 8. It's a teddy bear. How is that not obvious? Can someone explain why (If I'm not so bad at recognizing languages) is this in latin? Wait, I'll get mess to bring home?? How did she start moving in her stuff 10 minutes before she got there? You're far too knowledgable. That is creepy as shit Why is there only one bed? I know of a girl who had her account frozen for a scammed pet that she traded for and also had no idea, and traded for a few really expensive items from the same user as she got the traded pet (They were also scammed items). She had enough screenshots and stuff to prove she had no idea about the scamming and they gave her her account back but they took the profit she made from the scammed items and took the pet she traded back. All of her pets were forced back to basics too, but she pleaded in a ticket to at least give her UC Dari Aisha back. And they uh....they gave it back. So. Many. Pics. id say like 4... You kidding right? Why in the world would you need a bee to produce wood for you when there's sooo much ways to acquire wood? What did you do for the destiny cards Paint me like one of your French girls Well, it was with a group of friends... WAIT! Does that make it sound more rapey? Not far at all! Well high CBD strains are not far at least :P People are just beginning to understand the medical attributes of marijuana so they are not even aware of cbd or cbn. They only know of THC. We try and educate people more as we actually have a cancer survivor on our staff. She is the only reason i know really. As for your specific Avidekel strain. I actually have never heard of it myself the cat lady? Wait.....you...make..these?! That's right near my "development". I'm between the paintball park and a nudist colony. Hmm, considering the last generation of galaxy (nexus and s3) had poor battery life, what do you think happens when the s4 lights up that 1080p display O hai there. Interesting to see what you're doing here. I'm a bit worried about what you may come up with if you're still at it I have this reflex and I have run into people who have never heard of it! Oh wow! I even googled the problem and couldn't find it anywhere. I apparently would have failed the bajeezus out of that midterm Not sure wtf mine would be... Hungary... facial, mom and son, scat, grandpa (gay), woodman. Is his door made out of cardboard or what? !,,! but lux is awesome cannot seee the stuff in your inventory The point at which I leave a debate has long since past when an ~~austin powers~~ (edit: d'oh, read that as goldmember) james bond movie comes into play What did I just read? Tell them you stopped smoking, don't smoke in the house, and create a suitable hiding spot for your chron and smoking devices. Its like people are born with out problem solving and logic these days How exactly does Multiplayer work in this game?? Is it coop? pvp? Holy shit. The comments on that video... lol wtf why were you downvoted Are... are we all joking, here, or am I once again out-of-the-loop on normal human emotions? That sounds like a very logical and unsurprising event. Why is everybody bawling over it? I didnt see it live! Maybe I am Tim Robinson from SNL Yeah, I was thinking along the lines of a bacteria or something that changed the color of the water. But I don't know Amityville Horror Fucking awesome. What sort of speeds are these guys reaching while they sail below the treeline? The top of the muffin popped out You're only supposed to use those for like... the first 1-2 months of life, MAX, when the babies are at risk of suffocation or whatever. I've never heard of soda having raisins. I missed picks and bans, but I was very, very surprised to see a poke comp that was so niche as to include Trundle, but not include Nidalee. They came back from a 4/0 exchange at baron? What sort of drug junkie just leaves a human skull lying around Ah. I remember reading something about that. On a very different note, it seems my main pet's k/d reset Eww! S'wrong wif choo? ( This is so good an image that it feels almost like it came from a CBC Canadian history re-enactment. walmart increases crime? how? Triple doran'd blade on Irelia? Is that a telly on the pump? Who puts bleach in a glass? $30? I'm paying $50... Remove the jumper? i thought the bubble was a hipster 2xLo for Jah sounds good. I'm pretty attached to the Ohm right now Damn I dont carry but I have a permit. I got the permit because I support the right but I dont want to carry Assholes? There are multiple eagle's? Where'd you get a dragon?! What happens when you open it, find a dead body, and go to jail because your fingerprints are all over the safe?! Bad luck Brian, is that you?! good it wasnt just me ( Wow. I've never seen that before You didn't really try to convince PURE community leadership. You just kinda... elbowed your way in and started posting stuff, and acting indignant towards people who protested. Why? Those prices He wouldn't happen to be a music teacher, would he? I... holy shit, dude. Did you have a bad day or something? >Here's the OP for Jojo. You can see how unique the artstyle is. Her swaying go to the beat of the song I'm listening to What?!? Why?!? Is Toshiro winning? Tried that. Then the ghosts started pulling out weapons that would genuinely hurt both of my tulpas. Except for a couple that pulled out beanie babies or something. And the one that put on a fake mustache and started dancing. And the other one that started speaking in tongues. Okay, so only a few of them pulled out weapons. But they did charge at us. It says "F" followed be a "U" below it on the right side of your screen. What are you trying to say? Isn't this supposed to be dangerous There standing next to each other? Holly shit! That farmer John logo on the glass magically changed into a Toyota logo Hmmm, are you implying something? I am definitely going to have to work on the patience as well. Also on compromising when things aren't done exactly how i want them to be done. I've been so bitchy to my SO lately when i ask him to do something and he doesn't do it "just right". He's starting to get really frustrated because i've started just hovering around when i ask him to do something and telling him how to do it each step of the way. I'm hoping this is partially pregnancy crazies [oor] I googled it and found nothing I read in a recent Reddit thread that a mistake meant those planes had half the fuel they were meant to How does a helm gets 1k+ ES? Goalie with no mask. Being shook? MC just made MVP his bitch. SC3K and SC4 somehow did. OMG, It's SO BIG!!! Man, GSP's biceps are as wide as his head... Dude, you may have been watching CP. How can you find something that you made? is it Not what I expected I...I think that I may be in love with you. So, I am actually a 42K US? Jesus! Anyone notice that they showed Charlotte,NC during the transition to the recap instead of montreal That's the ACTUAL menu music? yoloswag Haha! I wonder if we saw each other ... Safe... Myers played his damn heart out last year.. I would have loved to see what he can do, but since he signed a 1 year contract and had a breakout season, I'm not surprised he's gone. I'm hoping Ausberry has a season like he did in my Madden franchise Amen! And these are the people asking for everyone and all conversations to be included? well thats not true at all, and I'm not even american HOW DID FERRARI FUCK HIM THIS TIME? I MUST KNOW It only says 2000, not really a unit given :L . What do you mean about the riverwood guard killcam thing? Are you saying that's possible with the current 2000 units? If you're asking if 100% of redditors are full of shit, how can you have a feeling that you can trust him to be honest? It's really not cute. No one is ever going to say "hey,,there's that awesome guy/gal that capitalizes every damn word, ain't that fun and quirky?" No, it reminds me of when my aunt Barbara first discovered email. Wait, aunt Barbara? Why does MFP say these things have way too many carbs and trams fat. Is that a bitmap font with japanese character support? I didn't know Phoenix HAD a Moon! agreed... page looks like its on acid Tokio Hotel.... aha I dunno the other 3 players only know pudge in that game should I keep on streaming? damn this reddit always downvotes anything I share thats a terrible, but apt name for such an agency 45 DKK for a hotdog? you used redstone block for the red ? They are available without sub seems dangerous to playfight with a baby elephant with the parents right there Happened to me often, because I like playing lux support :D, dodge my shield, but get hit by a max range nidalee spear with full vision This looks like it's in wasted I can't see this gif, so hot Handsome That's just cruelty Opens up in russian for me... Wait wait wait, you were sad they took out the blitzball stuff??? Now imagine that but you've been collecting from the start...and haven't organized anything Why do you even bother? I've been to that same red robin. ... When I opened this link, Imgur must have glitched out...... Pikachu was a picture of a hot girl in a Lugia costume, Charizard was some kind of industrial machine, Rattata was a regular west coast Gastrodon, Pichu was the "this image no longer exists" pic, and Zubat was some dude's.... Genital region..... I will never unsee Zubat maybe it was rare to see on reddit Think I saw this on my FB feed. Do you kenny? I've always given them the dead-pan, soulless eye stare and say quietly, "I seriously doubt it." I've seen things, man! Things..... there gonna Kennedy his ass Did you have a bad experience? if they have problems with isp in germany, why are they even doing LCS EU in Cologne? My uncle was one of my teacherss the last 2 years of high school. Obviously I didn't really indulge in "normal" conversations while in his class. We are very very close as it is but obviously there are certain topics we do not discuss. When in school, he would know gossip way before I would hear about it. I graduated a few years ago and he still asks how my friends are doing. He remembers information that makes me WAT all the time. And has accurately predicted a few pregnancies and doesn't even act surprised if I tell him so and so is a total whorebag. I remember him telling me how he overheard a girl talking about how she was going to send him nudes to help her grade, and she actuallyy did. same in germany. Taken was 96 hours But it would be such a *drag* having that in your house... OMGThere's a man hidden in the middle I'm surprised I was downvoted for agreeing that we agree. I can't tell what your first language really is. I wasn't too impressed, and then it whistled. Do you know when Zubaba General is coming out? I *need* this guy for Diamond Dude Turbo. Equip Dogma You're the only one here > These are seventh-graders - in my mind, way too young to be giving blowjobs. All of my wat Quality > quantity. I highly doubt a one night stand that happens perhaps once every 2 weeks can match the sex of a highly sexual and experimental couple that have it a few times a day Damn you people look for the slightest detail to post it on reddit My dad and I were watching this ep, and when this part occurred, we both turned and looked at each other, went " Holy crap. seems to me the look of shock when pussy is met with a hairier pussy Wages aren't too bad either. Your office admin positions pay a good $5 more an hour than the same jobs over here. Went melee, hated myself for it. Got Quill Rain from Hailrake It sounds dumb too Elderly children? He's on 60k / week now, are you saying Arsenal would only pay 30k / week? For player like Mata? What are you talking about How do you see like this? There's a discussion thread for these matches, why does everyone feel the need to post a new thread about every match, just saying: "Wow! Just wow!" or " upload pics of jenny if you have them! specifically, that booty You want a case with a side panel? **What was that all about? Her heart is up her... a- Oh god! He was on my flight from Chicago to LA in December. We locked eyes when I walked onto the plane The first pic really freaked me out i wanna fucking cry That's a lot of DM Girls And the hose is like a weed-eater. OMG, that is how I usually have my legs when I'm in a chair! When you're grappling, do so with your eyes closed occasionally. It definitely makes a difference. It seriously messes with someones head when you submit them with your eyes closed. If you don't mind me asking, what exactly is squishing in these hugs? wut. ...a newt? Orange group Came here to say the same thing! dafuq is wrong with it? I ordered everything Dayum! and i have no intention of reading anything At least yours gave you reasons. Mine would just say "I don't know" over and over. Yea that makes sense, just go ahead and ruin an 8 year relationship over "I don't know." Oh no, not again! 1st it was the McMaggots, Now the KFC puss! Is Reddit trying to turn me off eating all chicken!! Thats creepy I had one of these people in one of my high school classes Damn... I'm going to write this down oh god yes. My nightmares after playing the new Tomb Raider are unending. [The pit of blood is hunting me my exact response. wait wut Shepard's face until five rax reapers comes out again wow. Man, I got so excited when that came up. Only bad things go through my mind imagining someone stupid enough to use those glass/mirror ones. omg... It's posts like these that remind me I shouldn't look at this subreddit when I'm hungry. It is such a great discount Those designs are damn awesome. Go 1918. I went to Catholic school 1st-6th Grade. I didn't even realize that anyone could be anything but Catholic until 7th Grade I thought black was a combination of every color Im in silver, but I face masters player. Oh boy what have I done Your body is amazing. yes. The eyebrow hairs are everywhere You get emails from TT? I can't believe that skin-coloured chunk is the biggest bit of him left. That's so brutal. I can't answer that. I do know he didn't come to the decision lightly, and he's tried to explain it to me but I'm just Those pupils...they seem... and airports count as borders too! Sad as in, a sad story? Or sad that I have nightmares about my car? sure it's kind of cute, but I can't get over the fact that they're ...teeth. Dear god that was painful to watch, bodies aren't supposed to bend like that you're making me want that now.... Geez, can I join, I honestly just want to spend hours looking around Haha oh noes He thought of this a loooong time ago. Dude has a green bowtie in space. Why else would he possibly pack something like that? Your username. I feel like throwing my phone whenever I come across this. Keep going, the " I currently live in a town of 800 I have you tagged as quicksand expert Yeah, after the patch, I got 2 white bags in 2 consecutive cemeteries. Sounds like she's been compulsively lied to, or can't gauge length well. I know 5" when I see it. Reminds me of a porno version of Blink.... Holy. Crap. Shut up and take my bits! ( well thank god you did, hopefully this community will get it's shit together now. Tired of people not following the cannon and making one side slightly whiter then the other, I mean wtf really? Although to be fair the video game / anime is not made by the group who makes the manga, so for all we know unless there is a manga based pick showing a uniform color maybe the prior are wrong I know, right? He could have made it a bit more obvious don't you think? Wow... 100%. The mind boggles. Why not just let go of the middle mouse button NMJ has really big eyes. Like What kind of Solitaire are you playing? ummmm Yep... ####That would be quite useful. I try to remember as many people as I can but there are so many of us now. I never Knew they went all through the body What did I just read Just spent the better part of an hour looking that up. Almost 33 years and I thought everyone felt that! TIL I'm an oddity that feels sounds. 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"My shop is currently closed due to a high volume of orders." Ughhh, why do Leona and Diana show as romantic? I wonder how much of the prize money goes into taxes I'm on my phone OMG I just realized that Flash is only 20 years old t by iamamiwhoami - It's like glimpsing another world This is weird. Before clicking the link, I looked at the tiny thumbnail and for some strange reason I assumed it was donnie darko... then I realized it wasn't. And then I looked at the second one You're gorgeous. Yeah I'm hunting for one too lol, the Bear Brass Mod caught my eye for a while, but I'm not a fan of the button. I have my eye on the JM22, but the lists are full until (I think) May. I really want a PAPS, but the chances of that seem slim for me. I DiD just snag a Temon set though, so I may be good on mods for a while (I hope) lol. Another one I can now highly recommend is the P+. Holy shit it's a great mod. Hair trigger bottom button, solid as a brick shit house, and has a sexy finish. Only problem is finding them in stock How did you get that huge a payload into space? 480 Creme Eggs How does that work for running in the suburbs? I feel like since the bottom is so flowy you would do well to pair it with something more structured up top. A blazer and a platform shoe would look awesome! What the fuck. Wait, what are you complaining about again? I totally agree with you - maybe in Hell, the porn *directors* are Russian. Great...now I'm horny. What the hell??? Why did it post three times? The fuck, I watched this when I was like, 10? I thought it was hilariously corny... Clown in a sewer with a balloon, stupid ass kid trying to take it. I thought it was hilarious loving this link But if you stick your dick in it, then you are the crazy one? this is a movie I just simply DO NOT understand. Still scary to say the least!! what is "Sautéer"? Well of course Please send me a PM With the IP. I Have to see it Oh God Lol, thanks for doing that math. *That's not that ridiculous...* I hope you're feeling better/recovering well. I can see how board games would definitely help with the healing process. You're lucky your family did not insist on playing Operation with you Me too! Kraken What hat is that Damn..... were chilly . . . Woah, that's a thing!? I mean, what cameras shoot in 720p? Or he can go climb a wall of dicks and fall so he gets fucked on the way down This is now the 3rd "animal takes out biker" video I've seen. I think the animal kingdom is starting to organize Wow. Talk about a misparse on that title... sry bout the rape ;)= (> We have a dementia patient who likes to remove her colostomy bag and play with her stoma Goodness me You missed the Mini, The Minivan, and the hastily hired Coach? I think that I understood "technology" in your sentence. Reading this while watching House I think that's a Canadian/North American thing. I'm a Brit and live in Canada, the first time I heard someone say "vagg" I looked at them like this Every time they hear me say vague, they look at me like this Many types of butterflies/moths lay eggs on the plants which hatch into common caterpillar pests. For instance, those pretty little white butterflies breed cabbage loopers which can destroy your brassicas. Having just lost half my crop, I'd just as soon keep the butterflies well away. My...God. This sounds like the plot to a blockbuster movie. Pass the popcorn. asking if he play ad or not cuz he missed cs got caught every enemy gank their lane. worst senario hes a challenger Sounds like a good idea, just looked it up, hopefully it could be a little use and a little change in the bank! Just have to look into it more when I get off work is the project site not visible in my post? not trying to be a jerk just asking a question cuz he called ad and failed so hard clearly he said main adc how the hell can u lose to graves with 60 cs ahead of her You are correct. I tried looking up the fork to see exactly what adjustments it had, but was not having luck. I went on a whim (and should have clarified that I did) that when OP said "preload" he was referring to the "rebound" dial. I've been reading so much about air suspension lately I forget that non-air fork/shocks adjust preload differently. To make it worse, I actually have this fork on my Kona and never realized what I thought was rebound was actually preload I would say I could spend $500-$700. It depends if I get a job or not. I just want to be able to play the games with ease. The only thing I have trouble with is deciding what parts to get. I have no idea what the difference between cooling fans is It must be. One cup is enough for two girls so I can only imagine what 4 cups is doing to her I've seen a shadow person with a top hat in my house before. Creepy... Is it.... Menstruating? I noticed that the drip tips are loose on some. I have a ming that fits it like a glove. I did find it odd that the very tip that comes with it isn't snug Fuck! It's patched. :( Dafuq is this sorcery? That is worrisome really!?! That's fucked up, but every once in a while I see a reddit post which basically says "I let my parents make life decisions for me." You definitely should have broken up with this guy, but not because your parents were passive-aggressively making it difficult for you Videotaping strangers... I was on a Jones soda bottle once when I was about 10. I never submitted the picture We don't know this for certain I wouldn't have even noticed the people if you hadn't mentioned them. I was too busy watching that guitar Yeah I've been an xperia addict despite all the problems. I just wanted a phone that wouldn't glitch out and could shut up those stupid fruit worshipers. It's pretty sexy, I got it on amazon (sim free How many were there? B-Bugs? O_o 0_O Its only your second reply KG is out so Miami def has a stronger chance. But then again it's the second night of a back to back Gem-bond gene!? Oh damn, which one was a 3?? ..hmmm...working out, reading, music(omg i love music!).....watching Movies, i love dramas and musicals..taking care of my animals...hmmm...i even enjoy cleaning a bit What kind of people are you hanging out with? I know what you mean by the mind. I try to stick to a diet, but it always kicks my ass. Saved this, I might give it a try. It's impressive that you did this in 20 weeks really His paw is so soft!!! 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There's at least 5 if not 6 tulpa just within the reddit tulpa community all named Lily or Lilly. It's getting absurd... but if she likes it, what can I do about it?! \ It looks nothing like those graffiti dicks. I have to get a calculator out for 2, 3, 5, 10 and 11... I... Never realized that I'm relieved to know others feel my pain. "She"??? Wait you prefer eBooks for supper? My husband's 12 year old sister caught the bouquet Maybe it's the pencil sharpener... It's the guy from the wolf axe commercial irl.. ...and I'm done for the night You're playing with fire. My mom lived in Kea'au as well! You're not the neighbor with the chickens, are you!? Dude, appreciate the sentiment, but with that attitude, you're not helping I started laughing well before the video was even at 10 seconds and then went to Wenatchee exists outside of r/wenatchee?!?! <3 Can you do me a solid and tell me which part of Wenatchee you found this in? 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Qb... Qb... Champ Bailey? OH GOD. YAMI YUGI. I don't remember anything after "The difference between Holland & the Netherlands" intro. Ohhh.. I see.. because it's not "100% Korean" it's not considered Korean food. Oh no Disney's gonna own One Piece next now!!! There is no Soul Wars in 2007scape The original AT was slamfire capable, did they remove that for the Elite? Where the fuck are you standing that there's 4 towers between you and your fountain Where is the fifth turtle??? It's 11 hours old I dont see janna in bronze at all, care to clarify? I must be missing something I have a rescue cat who used to try to nurse on our arms constantly (we rescued her before she was fully weaned). We eventually got her to transfer the habit to a single specific tshirt. 4 years later she still really wants to spend about 15 minutes every evening getting petted while nursing on that tshirt. God help us on the day that shirt falls apart. But isn't it just faith in the idea that there is nothing to be faithful for? If I'm to go off your username then you're complimenting my formatting. Curious about what kind of uniform they wear ... we were listed as good. agreed, when I see people who graduated college before google I can't help but give them props for going through all those encyclopedias weird... when did you pick up the trans am justin??? Or he video taped it and then took a snap shot from the video. Did he turn into a zombie without his medication? Teleport. Everywhere Music video? Do you really think that Fedora lacks updates? When is this new karma coming out? More importantly. THE NEW NID SKIN ? I started playing the Demo last night, and before I realized it, it was 2 in the morning your eye shape is amazing I frequent a few of the meta subs and /r/cringe tends to pop up a lot, so I have seen some shit Holy fuck I just had a flashback to all my teenage years when me dad used to scream at me to tell him how I feel and I'd just be Youtube told me that the judges was talking about Muslims also called hacking reddit xD. Not a superpower though *Decent* FPS at 100-150 Why is it weird? Because he has on glasses? He has almost every stereotypical "handsome" trait there is. Just thought I'd drop down here. No need for everybody to be fighting. In a sense, you're all mostly right. My parents were certainly insane on this point. I am well aware of that now. That said, they really did care about me, and (in their minds), did everything they could to do right by me. I still talk to my parents. We get along (maybe they successfully indoctrinated me with all their other ideals... Ihop closes? Thankyou... I didn't think it was that complicated of a concept My issue is the opposite: Usually when I cut my hair, I hate it immediately. It's only after seeing myself a few times with it all done do I like it. This happens almost every time I do anything other than just trim it. Leave what alone? i thought i saw this exact same picture on facebook a few days ago. What the shit is that shock trauma stat he pulled out 30 Reminds me of Super Mario's lava levels Doesn't seem like a birth mark because I went back to a bunch of older fancams where she's wearing shorts and stuff, and from the picture it doesn't look distinct enough to be a tattoo. Who knows it actually exists It's a good one. Thank heavens my sound was off, and not wearing headphones like I usually do. How did you find it? Really not that much difference? Why do people even bother getting $300 amp/dac combos when they can get something for half the price? At PAX East last year I saw a gentleman in his late twenties walk up to a MTG booth and pull out a black lotus out of his pocket in a hard case. They went back and forth a little bit and exchanged money and sure enough the black lotus went under the glass at the booth. I was like I have the weirdest ladyboner right now Pff, I can imagine! It's prolly much more fun if you've all your energy ready for doing your research to get your PhD. I'm afraid of getting burnt out at a certain point too, so much studying and school But then how do they get the art Yay! I love swatching. I have been working on mine for a good week now but I have around 300 polishes so the task is daunting some days. lol shit i watched that like 100 times before and never noticed it..until now Are they making any money on these dev kits? The amount you get for the money is insane wtf is going on with phreak and I cant tell who the other guy is in the OddBro interview I hope you like circuits... I agree, I think it's a *little* flat, but hey, that's why there are professional colorists, and professional DPs. If the sky was a little whiter, it'd look better, I think, and the house would pop more. But then again, I'm not a colorist Yikes. I would hope that doctors would do *tests*, not *assumptions* I had to look it up. I was confused why the guy before got so many downvotes, does anyone know why How the hell do you remember your name to log in? Yaa, great you like it here! And I can definitely imagine it's hard to learn 93% vs 7% In my second playthrough of ME1, I accidentally got Gianna shot 350 That looks safe to drive Hahahha, I don't know why I find that so creepy... Willing to give a rough idea of the price for such a thing? Thats a lot of hours One of 'em's a llama well, coachella's mostly hipsters and I'm enough of a white-washed mutt ;) so i dont think i'll have much to worry about. i'll definitely look into this and look for someone who'd be willing to paint my head I haven't figured it out yet either.... WANNA BE FRIENDS!?!?!?! The Inner Machinations of My Mind are an Enigma My pup looks EXACTLY the same... Same markings. Same fluff. Mother of god. You have absolutely the same computer desk than me This looks AMAZING! It does I was shocked! He even did a nice wing! He did do the other one first and learned from his mistakes on that one. That one kinda looks like I got punched in the eye Oh gawd! Its a trick, so that you like AND comment to see what happens .... I thought those were science goggles That's some pretty offensive stereotyping of pornographic actors. Wowza. Uh, no you didn't. If anything, you should be paying me! There's me...Looking at the moon as it spins around um....I'm 25 and in the same boat... OMG they didn't give Durant the call? What? That's a bit...much. Does she have some kind of fetish? No way I'd go When they actually brought on the real Lindsey Buckingham... I just lost it. He came out and my roommate and I looked at each other like ⸮It is what happens when you shoot at 48fps. I had no idea this was common the other day i was going to the deli by my house and the parking lot was full and it's this like strip mall thing so i had to park further down the strip then normal. i parked and got out my car and this like really old homeless-looking guy was just like "damn baby how you doing?" and me being the socially awkward penguin that i am had no idea what to say and was not prepared for that situation. so i just decided to keep walking and pretend i didnt hear him. but he decided to follow me all the way to the deli and he screamed at me just as i was getting into the deli "what's the matter you don't like black guys?" and i was just like Wow. China seems to like gay Japanese men almost as much as Japan does Holy shit that's a lot of mods feral and Ultraseedbox They had these fountains in all the bathrooms in navy bootcamp (Greatlakes RTC). Thanks for the weird flashback It does, but it's a bit loose on it like most other tips seem to be When her eyes aren't " We had one at our school called The Unipooper also. Mind telling me what school you went/go to? Creepiest fuckig place ever man I've been on the opposite side of this; nearly got hit in a crosswalk where I had the right-of-way (pedestrian light was on) and the woman behind the wheel started slamming on her horn. That's creepy! What state is that.... I thought this said "family friendly" at first California #10: Straight (gay) ? You are going to be teaching a "philosophy and creative writing" class in German for high school kids in Chennai? I told my mom I can't eat pork because it gives me chronic shits. But I regretted it for bacon, so I said I was 'trying' to eat more pork so I can enjoy it. Whats weird is now it really does just make me poop more than normal. Wow. (⌐ I just had a text in my english class about those 2 (one?) girl(s?) I am Puss...without boots Oh gosh. Weeeeel, I think it kinda depends on what kind of horror movie is that. I always refuse to eat a banana or touch a banana. Why? I tell everybody (1) I had a traumatic experience in which I was force-fed bananas by an older cousin who was practicing his banana cutting skills or (2) I'm allergic. In reality I have nothing against bananas, but now its turned into one of the facts everybody knows about me. I love that. When the in game characters are talking shit and you're just like " There was a post a few hours ago that addressed this actually. Since R/S/E series was largely about the sea and land (team aqua and magma, kyogre and groudon) the names LANDon and SEAn were there for a reason. Not sure if this is official or speculation but it makes ya think Um what... I'm utterly confused. Yeah that price is ridiculous... Who is downvoting this? Hmmm. 4 fingers certainly is a lot! Especially if it fits easily. I Like how they do the Jesus christ man OMG. That was actually a joke/self humor/irony from him. A bit of finesse could do for this subreddit Pretty sure OP claimed to be female gendered. yah and u have King Lux as 'avatar' here Really... Was the dog really dead? Since when do they have SAT exams that are anything but math and verbal? "Nuclear Gravity Bomb" dafuq is that? You do look her UGGGGGGGH I have no idea i laughed Eek, that's awful! Not supportive at all...that's like saying if you're sober you can't go to AA anymore How do you manage building density like that? My buildings just keep wanting to increase in density I've never personally tried the line, but I've heard that the MUFE Aqua products are amazing! There's even a serum that "waterproofs" your foundation. I have the same tree too, except mine is covered in long black kitty hairs. 92% like it...damnnn! Try putting the "Randomize Device" plugin on Convolution Reverb Pro The only real effect in PvP is that occult has slightly better faith scaling than divine. I'd suggest using mugenmonkey to determine which would be better for each situation, because sometimes I find one beats the other or vice versa for different weapons, even at the same stats (ie an occult comp. bow is better than divine, but a divine rapier beats occult using the same stats Yeah I know I made that contradiction but I meant it as like, if I asked someone for a biscuit and they gave me a cracker I'd be like I didn't realize the impact it would have... No, i just wanted to walk outside when they suddenly stood there Fairies!!! So why is japanese popular culture obsessed with these snacks...i got a couple of friends who goes to japan every couple of years and bring home nothing but snacks lol have you seen the guy in the back (right side) haha hes like no...no help needed....I think its perfectly normal to want to unsee what i just saw I've had people throwing themselves at me in PM before I can even get ready to make a swap saying "here's your code, or here's your tracking #". All I can do is Hell, I'm from the US and wouldn't even think about going to Detroit. Why would a foreigner want to visit there? this is a thing fak u man i wrok hrd 4 mai diploma this is the most awww boner i've ever had...i dont know how i feel Herobrine? ..... Oh. My. God. Anything can happen in Arenas....anything! This thing exist?! the question is: which shoes do they solo in I read that first part wrong... Can you imagine, I had 512 mb of replays it's composed of 3 halves..? Shiiiiit... Ha, the target in Tucson that carries nyx is also super close to Ulta! my two favorite places but they are not for use as actual diaper covers, i'm confused I love Invader Zim Will not what? And what are they going for? Blitz grab on teammates would kinda be cool. Under powered thresh lantern, but better cause then enemies would be able to use the lantern. She looks like a keeper. Why didnt you snag her in highschool. Dude you really missed out I guess. If you show someone new "The play", they'll just be: Wow, I see.... I dunno, maybe because I'm a lady it just resonates with me as the better controller jon...? I suppose that's one way of finding out how kinky he's willing to be... Not really an atheist but using religion to justify car vandalism is Can you send the link of the converter?! I never saw it on their website Ameture! Comon man, get your head in the game. Wake up! Wake up and...smell the ashes 4 rows down?? man I have to go to a theatre and investigate this. I just don't get it Gotcha. *Three mouseclicks later...* wowwww this is like the hottest Jessica I've ever seen Shit, I make cranes all the time for girls..maybe that's why I'm always friendzoned, they think I'm gay That's what I'm saying It's fully detailed descriptions like these that'll be helping out any lurkers. Take my upvote. Take it! I'm determined to spread any positive attitude. I've had two girl friends in the past that, and I don't know really how to explain this well..., one eye got really big when they chewed on food... Meltdown is soooo good. They don't even need a TU for that. They can change weightings on a whim. I don't have a porblem with Solace though It's like spring breakers... IN REAL LIFE As a MASSIVE HARDCORE Talimancer, that tore me apart from the inside out. But at the same time. I would absolutely love to read a fanfic about that I thought you were pedaling so fast your leg disappeared This is a porno... why would french be useful for travel? Wait, why would canadian french be useful for travel? What kind bud is THAT?? My shop is closed on mondays so I can do my shopping, this one time I was unloading my car, walked up to my store (I live above it), opened the door and some guy silently walked in barely 1 foot behind me so I didnt notice him coming in. I locked the door again while he snuck off to the back of the showroom (shady dark because the lights were off mind you). So I go in the back and set down my groceries, fiddle around in my office for an hour before coming back out again to get something from behind the counter, and all of a sudden this guy comes out of the dark and stands into the one spotlight I left on, staring at me with his slightly annoyed dead eyes like a god damn cow! You've never heard of a farmhand? Dat accuracy. I get ignored at Sephora Richmond (BC) even when I'm carrying my (not fake) LV handbag, dressed in nice work clothes and have $600 worth of product in my hands. I once asked one of salespeople for a basket so I'd stop dropping things on the floor (there were none to be found! I looked!) and her response was to try and sell me a Tarte gift set that I was standing beside. Riiiiiight, because I need more stuff in my arms. uhh.... do you? Wait was it technically FWB if you were a virgin? **This will be over by the time I finish reading the OP. Tdm? haha yes!, put a firecracked inside a film canister filled with glitter, launch thousands \\( heartbeat got benched? Contact your doctor if you get those symptoms he was dead in hours then why would you mention it in the first place? I once saw this same scene at the intersection of Grove and Robinson Flash on F ? wut wut wut ? MB or Mb? If you had 1MB it should have been enough...but then again maybe i read it wrong in the menu Jeeeeeeeeesus christ that music scared the living shit out of me. What are you on about? Mythic was Halo 3, and no Map pack in Halo 4 has a part 1 or part 2 so I have to size up?? shit. I have a lot of these symptoms. Jesus the comments are so retarded. What did I just read? The site is so fricken beautiful! Welcome, brother. I also am getting one on my inner thigh where my knee brace pinches my skin between it and my seat rails i learned to stop bitchin too... then i learned to bitchin again, got mad and started to wreck shit... i really dunno what works I have seen this before. You broke the fourth wall, man! Or outscore... Google knows everything Yeah... for some reason I haven't been subscribed to you No, but with max cdr you have 27 second mantra PLUS her passive becomes 2 seconds off of that per spellhit to a champion or 1 second per AA to enemy champion. Empowered Q can hit twice on an AoE, and her w does 3 spell-hits over the 2 seconds (but 6 ticks of damage What did you say/did he reply? Holy shit! I didn't even realize....but that means...lucky charms.... These types of shows exist? Ahhh yes the guild navigators. Which in the movie looked like deformed space cats. Melange was just another name for spice though wasn't it #### I don't get- DUDE! You still decided to use that quote. Not sure how this is somehow better than just outright saying it ( Am I seeing this right, Bisu, Flash, Stork, and Jaedong are all on the same team?! I thought she was saying Stab the bunny So.. why do you have a California phone number? The roaming must be murder WHOA!!! It's my cake day??? I didn't find this video on reddit anywhere. i need this hairstyle yep, been there Get off the internet before you...see...things... I always figured you'd age out of the system at some point and get booted to adult school to get your GED... I had no idea that it was even possible to still be in high school at 22. My menopause just hit reverse in high gear and i started ovulating again. Sweeet sweet jeebus - that tight t-shirt and this mother freaking arms. I seriously kid you not, my hubby has those arms but I cant get him to wear a tight tshirt like that. I was like 10 when I beat the game on an emulator in japanese Oh baby. I dated a girl who worked in a store that I worked at. She was similarly endowed. (before we dated) She was CONSTANTLY nipping out when ever she went by my counter and I made every effort possible to be respectful and look her in the eyes... after we were dating I commented on this part of our history, i remember we were cuddling at the time. She looks up and me through her lashes and said "Actually, I would flick my nipples before walking by your counter because I wanted you to look." At first it was like o_o then BAM... Homeless people have a walking pace/posture? I think you met the real thing Yeah, thats what I said. I find it so odd. I'm always like "Why would I be lying about my height?" .... *looks at lips not breasts* wait... you taste like rainbow? Looks kinda like a facehugger... There was concerns with my mom having a low birth weight with me, so her OB decided to let her go until her water broke... Which ended up being 43w6d Yes! I was not looking to be comforted. I don't think this guy is a stalker. I'm saying it comes off as creepy, even though that's probably not what he meant From -.- to Hmm, crashed in Infamous after installing this. Just plain froze while riding a train track. Anyone know if this is a random game crash, or something to do with the update? Oddone's gf though... was not expecting that one. Where can I buy this Gawd that face This is a spitting image of our cat That big Nightmare Before Christmas one made me ill... like what in the fuck is happening? It seems like this is some sort of candid camera thing. That is how bad this shit is. Shake smokers anonymous. $10/oz I was mehh, but then I got I used to commute from the Fox Cities to Fondy, and without fail the weather there was weird and unpredictable. Usually cleared right up around the time I hit Oshkosh... then there's that damned bridge. Holy shit Is it just me or do I see a face -__-........... I doubt it. A lot of psychoactive chemicals are destroyed by high heat. I have a friend that wouldn't understand this and tried smoking a bowl of mushrooms to prove me wrong id just ask my flatemate for his 250gb of pron he already has what is semen? Both those children have odd/large hands. Read again . . . Not waist . . . Waste. Wow how did you wear the tuxedo to begin with? Staff house gotten brighter So is mine That just makes no sense. If you want to insult someone you should really think before you post. Th....the FIENDS! What if this Winter is just a promo for Season 3? In the right context this could be creepy... like what if that horse hopped out from under his couch and ran into his kitchen, never to be seen again I'm a mech engineering student. I'm surprised to see so many engineering-coursed Sones I didn't even know that woman would be anxiet over their vaginas Hahaha, I figured. I just kept sitting here like Please let us know where you live so that I can avoid it at all costs! Snow in April I thought this was a parody from collegehumour.com or something but apparently its real I love the concept, but could you really have a Big Lebowski themed anything without any swearing? Basically this is exactly what most people here are saying Is it me or does that second one look like Peggy Hill? I thought that said 15 out of 20 for a second.... I was like Wut OMG, Smart House! I'm surprised by the number of "WTF" looks I get when I bring that movie up haha. Disney Channel original movies were the best. And damn, he got fine. WIFI. Seriously, wifi is just floating everywhere in my house and yet i can't see it, but my devices can. How do I know that wifi isn't something made by the government to slowly take control of my mind. 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I know, shows like everybody loves raymond or simpsons make men out to be the dumb ones...funny I looked at several lists of the most intelligent people in the world and I only seen 1 woman in any of them...but, I did see James woods up there your kids worked nights? = lol, m4 with supressor Southland Ballroom! I'm so close to you Better the opposite you I guess, I had to smile at someone twice today because we looked at each other on the tube Imagine the looks on the peoples faces when some guy in a flying suit flies in pieces through the window You have to make a *deal* in order to be convinced to wipe up your own piss? Dude.. Is it me... Or does this guy look like the Observer from Fringe?!? Just needs a matching Tie and the hat... Harry Dresden from the Dresden Files books... though in trying to protect me he would probably identically burn me to death Geeze that secondary would have a remarkable turnaround with Revis, Barber, Barron and Goldson. Has Tampa had a lot of turnover on their front 7? If not..I am nervous about our match up Science done in pounds and inches? Oh, that was the bloatfly. The weird thing is that it looks scary only in-game, not on a video or a pic Hi! M/18/USA. My first time posting on this subreddit Hi! M/18/USA. My first time posting on this subreddit Hi! M/18/USA. My first time posting on this subreddit Hi! M/18/USA. My first time posting on this subreddit Hi! M/18/USA. My first time posting on this subreddit Hi! M/18/USA. My first time posting on this subreddit Hi! M/18/USA. My first time posting on this subreddit Turns out an innocent thank you letter can be quite unsettling when you know that there's probably something sinister at work. What is in that "sausage", I wonder? Close 3 way tie between Death/Funeral/Return of Superman, Maximum Carnage, and the Knightfall saga. I know, heavy on the 90's, but those were the first storylines I read when I was an early teen, and actually kept up with week in and week out. Loved to have a new installment each week! Especially liked Maximum Carnage for all the craziness, and guest appearances galore! Cap, Iron Fist, Deatlok, Venom, and Spidey (and many more) all working alongside one another. I was just blown the fuck away. what kind of cookies are you making to be be putting vinegar in them?! Thats not true at all Holy shit that team super I never heard of the game "LCS" It happened < 1 month ago. I think we've just uncovered a massive conspiracy Yes! It was snowing here and spring break is next week maybe its time to invest in something more awesome, have a chnage, spice it up, maybe go orange 765 milliseconds ago I think I just developed vertigo This is not biased at all. but hes so much better than Chaox Why would anyone mind? Wait that works I think it's harder then that to get a job as a lead designer Crazies will be crazies. The only thing I find cringey is that he said his age is 21.7 -- who does that? You just about literally described my own experiences with SP I knew of Alaska way before the show. idk if that means she had a name for herself but this was before DR that I mean about her, god i think I was even friends with her on myspace The water was cold That just freaks me out How much ya got Saying it has 'one of the best utility:cost ratios' doesn't make it so As a food service cashier and former retail worker, I thank you for your friendliness - people like you, who actually treat us as human beings, make my day every time. That said, I have to wonder just HOW lonely and desperate this guy had to be to get so obsessed with you. WOW. I thought she did have plastic surgery Wow. I'm blown away. Why am I even on that list Yeah what the hell are they? I love you sweet jesus whats the point of having a summit discussing the red army if the red army cant even attend the summit. OK, just crazy then, because yeah, consensual sex among adults is always called rape. What the hell.. Ask to a friend to give you a blow job? I asked you for snow and it actually snowed a bit today on my way home. You may I didn't know that was possible Hung Lo? **50 MEGA GIGABIT** I can relate; quite a few questions I couldn't guess right on my Spanish exam, yet I still wound up getting a perfect score The Heisman trophy in 2000 or 2001. I used to sell Mazdas at a local dealership and they had a promo where you could come to the dealership and take a photo with the Heisman. I went with the Mazda rep to pick up the trophy from Fresno State University. When we got to the athletic dept., the kids had opened the trunk it shipped in even though the keys were shipped in an entirely seperate box and were taking pics with it. The rep chewed them out, snatched the trophy and handed it to me. Are you doing free-hand sketching, or are you taking an elevated section from the blueprints and rendering it with textures? A friend of mine did worse than that and got placed in Gold 5. You really think that in professional games people find out their jungler is ganking by looking at their minimap Thats right I...don't know who you are You love all that stuff so much but apparently don't love the movie ... I...I..I'm soooo jealous Heyoo, well shit yea, he's a warm-blooded man, who the fuck wouldn't want to jump in that booth?!?! My god your username Size and layout dood I read the title as "worst covers ever." I was very confused ...But who took the picture?!?! My mum had breast cancer and we are at the stage where she can make a funny about it every so often. i can't believe this one has never came up until now Why would you call this the 'official' thread I initially thought you were talking about a bar tab Alright, so this one is sad, funny, and embarrassing but whatever! Hopefully you guys will get a laugh out of it. For most of my last two years in HS, I worked at CEC (Chuck E Cheese). I loved the job, though most of the other employees were rude and hated working there The downvotes Does that....really do it for some people? I've seen this painting... and heard this story before. Was this is Assassin's Creed? Hiya! Tgirl here, I'm very interested in who this man is Maybe she also thinks that she has local hot seniors waiting on her Isn't that just.... All birds? Why would anyone downvote you for giving information? The work relation is gone but there's no reason for us to hate eachother indeed. the thing is...I forgot how I got so many Why are you cold? Sold for cash? this shit's great It's so veiny. holy shit!!! that really shock me You can do that?! That was adorable! But... why is he wearing two headsets? Those breasts and butt cheeks should have their own satellites Fucking hate these things. And they are EVERYWHERE. Like a plague.. Aren't sweat shops better than the alternatives they would be stuck with if it wasn't around? I don't understand Twitter - it is so unnecessary confusing and clunky to look at? I mean, is that some kind of conversation that is posted - or is it individual tweets from the people? I thought that was a mad price then I saw it's a Gallon.. Did your cousin give you a terrible BJ? ..I have you tagged as "Has sex with dolls" Fair point; although I doubt many of us would like to hunker down in a shit-walled bunker So jealous tooooooo. How the heck did you find this. All the links on the actual PA site are broken I was like, "What kind of Polak are you?" I understand now. That sounds fucking delicious ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOFROG! but how do you type the faces on the left side of the equals without formatting?! It's quite simple. l_f_m_p was on the couch having a shroom when his canoe, propped on the wall, fell over and hit his paintball gun firing a shot at the shroom which then exploded into pieces one of which hit him in the eye. God Emperor is my favorite book ever written. you rage IRL with noises? What exactly looks great? I'm in the same boat right now dear. "Anisocoria". Been about a year so far. Feels like a dull swelling for me. Mine's not nearly as severe, but its very concerning, obviously. However I feel the same way- what can you do? He can rock the shit out of a mullet!! Never saw a mullet as sexy until now I saw your one post about symmetric wedding dates earlier today AND I CAN'T STOP SEEING YOU EVERYWHERE NOW Just realized that Robin is the dorky kid from 3rd Rock. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that weirdo comment I think she's about to DD the planet Why is Dobby sitting there drinking coffe? I thought he was cgi! Then don;t make self posts scariest thing i've ever seen Reddit. You'd be surprised how few people at Pitt and in my home township are even aware that Reddit exists. Or...so they say Don't only imagine if your future wife was in the room. Imagine Jesus standing there. oh shit. I didnt even THINK to do this she looks like a younger version of Leslie Knope my thighs looks like im smuggling cottage cheese I just now realized that I right shift for capitalization and left shift for gaming. Let's just hope he's not a method actor. Why do people always have to touch the flash capacitor? It's like the first thing you learn not to touch when doing home electronics stuff It's alright, they've already been dead for a year. What's the worst that could happen. How can it be 100% if he played 2 games and got only 1 penta? Marshal had lines? Really? My hand me down Toshiba has been nothing but gold, its a breeze to tear down and does what i need (HEAVY web browsing, Multitasking On 2GB of ram i am eating crackers imagine this with detail Who are the people downvoting this? Hollywood goons? That went to kind of an odd place in the second paragraph. Teriiiiiii Maa kii... This reminds me of my dog, she's eaten a lot of stuff. Like ant poison. Wait did they seriously name it Sparkling Garbage? Cannon chased me past like 6 creeps to auto me 4 times today The irony is... I was. and I'm gay. I have never heard of those... Ran across someone I have tagged as "All around swell guy" today. Forgot to link the thread that caused me to give him that tag, nothing in his user history sounds like anything I care about. Holy crap it does look like a lion. I double-majored in drama and philosophy and graduated magna cum laude, Phi Beta Kappa from an elite small private US college, and in my first job out of school in 1982 I was making $145/week with no benefits. My mother-in-law makes me hold the new baby in the family (my baby nephew) whenever I go over for family dinners. "Here's a baby! Are you thinking about having one now?" Jesus! Holy begeesus. Okay... I will try and draw it the way you asked, but I'm only writing down the team names. I can get the Drifblim carrying Metagross thing down, but I don't know what you look like, and I feel like my brain would be fryed. But, I'll try and keep the other things in mind. Yeah I'm also curious. So tidy Thanks! Lol, I've been a lurker for so long that seeing that orange mail is so strange. It doesn't have any attacks... What? Gem.... Fine ladies..... We just watched this in a class of mine How are there 2,000+ likes and only 300+ views? It was only about a year or so ago I discovered it myself. My parents and found it when they moved in and fiddled with it for a bit. They figured there was nothing of value in it and left it in the basement. Since then, stuff has been piled all over it. When I was cleaning out the basement trying to find some old papers, I found it. I asked them about it and they said it was already there. I was like I don't mean to be mean here, but it looks like your he bo was the big carry here. His player damage is double freya's I don't know I'm 23 and don't really get it either. Pokemon was a decent game, but nothing to idolize into adulthood Im new to WoW too, OH MY GOD It always amuses me that English language has so many words for violence and domination (on D alone: dominate, defeat, demolish, disembowel, destroy, decapitate), yet gamers massively use "rape". And then they give "arguments" why that is appropriate! That boner I thought that was mandatory It might be what he's wearing, but it feels like his arms start too low from his shoulders Damn! Benjamin Linus has been working out! Yeah, I had a Sudden Clarity Clarence moment last year when I figured out why, for so many years, my underwear all wore out in exactly the same place. Strokes....uh, yep. safer than weed... sure.... Yours looks way better than mine, when I made it. I was a young knitter and used Lion Brand Homespun and the collar was allll messed up. I started at the sejuani release I know which one you're talking about. I live on the east coast. Mayhaps, but would they really be Zamorakians then? wut? that spanish doesn't make any sense at all I was.... kind of picturing him as Eric Cartman. There are some similarities. I'd love if there were humidors like this out there. yep. i mean, I was fucking around with frames when it happened, so I knew it was something with RP. Didn't know it could fuck one up this bad thuogh. Scary and it gets weirder So I wasn't supposed to find it hilarious? I'm going to be a lifeguard this summer, hopefully I don't encounter stuff like this I like this one so far. But I might just be projecting my new love of my boobs on this bra. I hope it lasts long enough for the tissue migration or size changes to happen because even though it's just something I grabbed from the Target clearance rack, it's such a vast improvement over all my 36Bs that I can't go back. He's absolutely nothing like Vayne Just curious, why? Sadly, Oreo's aren't really a thing here. I think I've only seen them once in my entire life TIL where "Minnesota Nice" comes from! We have bombs that aren't MOABs? Dude... you didn't even wait for the others to chime in. I must be a wizard You looked up there? so.. syndra can just throw him? Oh yea, I giggle when my little girl throws her water on the floor and play in it.. but Im really paranoid about being in the bathroom alone Im sure thisll be buried, by my mom successfully removed all her tattoos (many of them) at home with this method Ill describe below. I dont know how safe or sterile it is, so dont hate on me (and maybe someone in the know could comment on its safety as Im considering it to remove the one tattoo I have)... What if WE are the clones living the shitty lives of our biological true self? Where the hell in Texas are you?! I must move there Oh god There was one that drooled on me A jar of peanut butter? My life has been a lie Wow, I never realized how much decor is in these homes I guess it's basically just what all low-level corporate video companies are... Tends to depend on the time of year. I know a few weegies, and they're fine for 90% of the year, then drop their whole coat at once... And as you know, there's a LOT of coat on a cat like that Fap at work. Ok, maybe not everyone, but... A lot of people. Right? They're being racist while somehow trying to hit on you Rly Hehe, Working with everyone was really fun, redditors are awesome I.... want... one... Wow, wonder if you could leap slam to land on it, like it's valid ground dude holy shit, I literally have that exact same bottle opener sitting next to me on my desk Are you SURE that is YOUR comment? Maybe you borrowed it from the comment library I'm 28... How do you think I feel? Good ta know... that's the guy who abducts all the sasquatches for himself! I feel like I've seen those parking garages before... Market researcher/analyst/forecaster. Not sure there would be an equivalent Mockingbird/Bedfellows hybrid, we're doomed Wow.. You remind me so much of Andy Whitfield Goodwill had it for $12.00 Holy crap, I had the same thing. Eat the paper! That would be brutal \m/ I can't... 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Draven has the highest **theoretical** end game dps out of all the ranged carrys. But it is extreamly hard to pull off. But booy if a draven gets to rotate 3 axes with 100% blood boil uptime i may be biased towards paul newman.... I wasn't expecting that... Dear god I really need to shave Nana is just sooo perfect. Omg is that your hand swollen or a bandage? When he lands on his left arm his right arm disappears and his leg twists out I will find this! Imagine if he is at pax and nobody knows who he is I accidentally clicked "report" instead of "reply" i think it looks pretty amazing actually YES. Well that just sounds like a good time. ...det føles som om jeg sidder og ser noget gennem et LSD-filter. Love Bourjois! Their blush pots are like Chanel blushes on a budget! Although I was (pleasantly) surprised by the pigmentation after one light swatch. Protein bars sound like an expensive way to get protein, though That's really weird wow I remember accidentally picking up the phone when my dad was trying to work from home and hearing the "zzzzzzzzsshhhhhh" from the modem and I was like How are you able to play this already!? All hail hypno duck! It can?? Well if someone is wondering why stuff is "hyper-realistic", it's both/either frame rate and/or HD. I didn't say it had to be both... (also you're right, Hobbit is 48fps, although Cameron is thinking about going to 60fps for Avatar 2 Oh my jeebus Is it a full moon or something??? My little girl went down at 11pm, woke me up grunting at 12:30am, then the grunting stopped until about 1:15am, started up again and didn't stop until I said to my husband "your turn". He tried rocking her and put her in the swing sometime past 5am. I got back to sleep around 5:30am, and then we had to be up for 8 with an alarm that hubs then let me sleep an additional half hour after. And btw, I tried boob the entire stretch and she took it ONCE for like 5 or so minutes. I'm not even convinced she was awake that entire time I live in a wasteland biome. Wouldn't she have known if she was on her period after though? It looks like I'm the only one here who totally skipped the phrase "In Denmark". I was wondering where the heck in Somalia did they find all these white people in a nice stable city with bus service. In the middle of it with a buddy and he starts doing a Speedy Gonazalez type "arriba arriba" yell thing...he wasn't even cumming, he just remembered we talked about it earlier and what to tell me that that's what he was talking about. If it's consistent you should get it checked out, dark/black can be the sign of an internal bleed, actually seeing bright red blood in your poop every now and then isn't something to be too concerned about, most people tear part of their anus every now and then. I would think about what you ate, and don't stop staring at it! Basically if my dad hadn't notice that his tumor could have gone un-found for a very long time, if it had been malignant it could easily have killed him untreated. Girlfriend was on top going at it. Suddenly I feel a lot of liquid start running down my sides. Pretty sure she wasn't a squirter so I ask what just happened. She gets this look -> Where the hell is this abomination??? Why would someone downvote this? Wait, was "mooh lovin'" what left those odd stains on the back? Story, please??? How the heck did you get that resolution? Or had a dream in which your dream self did something she didn't like. It was a robot?!? At some point, I'm expecting a pteranodon to emerge Bigers hurl fire and lightning. Hold on, G/S/C is the only set of pokémongames I have not had the pleasure of playing, could you go to kanto in the G/S/C? As someone who just got the game this morning and is currently struggling with the first TEN seconds in the FIRST level. $282.90 That wolf caught me offguard That's a very large gentleman. Well, I started playing Metroid Prime again, I decided to wiki Samus. TIL she weighs 198 pounds without the suit. $25 android phone you say? goddammit, i cant tell if you're being serious. please tell me youre just joking around... Your company gives everyone the ability to access/edit group policy? I'm on mobile also realized that if I had a kid when I started college that kid would be old enough to start college now That sound like a remarkably sweaty endeavor What the fuck did he say Yeah, and the mystical dot that we wear on our foreheads. No problem, that's why I asked With those hair colours, Severa and Cynthia are giving off a real Shizune and Misha (Katawa Shoujo) vibe. How do you know that? The resemblance. Is uncanny. That face in the third panel I heard a highway in Texas has a legal speed limit of 85 mph... What are you subscribed to? Why is your nose so Jewish? Sweet mother of goodness, these vibrations again I looooved our pharmacist on transplant rounds. Really impossible to do otherwise, so many meds Someone, at some point, had a really bad day. Which country/area I want....your cell phone case... I have scales and loads of little baggies in all sizes because I do Geocaching ....Taylor Swift? Is this legal? She's perfect I swear someone posted a thing recently that was a screenshot of a Pro Tools project... Wait are you trying to say you're not working with HCF by threatening to bring in an HCF invasion????? I will not That's not what I said.... I got a better image if that means anything, my bad. Yes they did!!! It was so awesome; such nostalgia. They also have a lot of groupies. What you want is (>-.-)>(> I'd like to visit your classroom. Apparently I am as well because you have an interest in me so Why would you ever run without socks? ahhhh! is that an infusion site? That happened to me once on a stomach set, like... the blood was squirting out like a damned artery. Im usually pretty cool in situations that involve blood, but I lost my shit like I was dying. Very upsetting to bleed your own blood, as it were. What on earth was he eating.. Can you imagine what some of our fossils would be found doing? What interview was that Saint pic taken from? Didn't see the front angle for a while. From the back it looked like he had him in a headlock if a dog did that you would not be a dog person Yeahhh I wouldn't do it, you'll look at it when you are 60 and you'll be like Baby boomers to die off quicker, told my stepfather (Who is for gay marriage as a 50+ year old Texas, Imagine how he must have felt... Ice cold And THAT's the one that surprised you most? After watching the past two videos and now this--I seriously need to re-evaluate what I'm doing with my life what's wrong with that? but then what about "Mother Earth"? Yeah, the pic is aww, but the title with pic is wtf..... Holy shit me too! The lowercase 'i' just stops working randomly, it hasn't happened in a while though so I forget if I ever figured out how to fix it She loves X-Files so i'm pretty sure she is going to be like super excited Didn't say you did, but too many kids on /r/trees use 'trip' or 'tripping' when talking about smoking herb, that's just the totally wrong word to use. My point is to remove the ignorance, not to insult you or anything, and you are promoting the ignorance with your title! Besides, don't act like you're not trying to get extra karma by using your womenness, I'm onto you. Duck tits He's a little .. flaming. And the two gay men in the department are pretty sure he's gay, considering in his first week, he flirted relentlessly with one of the two. However ... he has one child (from a one night stand) and a second child on the way from his wife of 2 months. Everyone is confused, to say the least. Oh shit, we live really really close then. Am I just doing something wrong?! I had a huge crush on him. When I found out I could see him naked in "Total Eclipse" I rushed to the nearest movie store with indie films and rented it. I also may have... done other things also. But how can she appear on that show if she didn't know she was pregnant?? ALL OF MY WHAT I just took a look at xnxx. So much incest. I just got this woah. I think the craziest part about their flips is how they actually manage to land afterward I'd expect nothing more from someone who tore the tag off a mattress I blinked 3 times as much as normal watching this. Where did I say I did? You mean, a company which makes money will do something that what the audience would want? Oh my Read Aslan as Asian .. Made for some awkward reading Holy hell It's starting early today? His eyes are mesmerizing.... this sounds exactly like a situation I had, you're not in NJ are you? Oh.. And I guess this guy's sister is 14. but they arent wearing shirts Women? Looks like she's still floating on the last picture. How do you do 0/53/0?! I'm serious... HOW?! I'm in shock! What the fucking hell? Crazy I've never seen € sign on front bravery? It's like a Pokémon evolution how can you use this online What IS the maze? There's a famous story in my family - I'm one of five kids, the first three were literally less than a year apart (good Catholics there at the beginning, my parents). My dad commuted to work every day in the big city while my mom stayed home with the kids and had dinner ready when he got home. On this particular day, dad walked in the door to find no dinner and my mother weeping hysterically while trying to tend to the three of us at the same time: an infant in arms (me) with croup and a horrible phlegmy cough, a 1 year-old covered with chicken pox sores standing naked in the hallway scratching and crying, and a screaming 2-year old in the bathtub with diarrhea. He failed to survey the scene adequately and just said: "Is something wrong?" People have trouble spelling SOLOMON??? Fast fingers of doom! best in the country?! Brazil scares the shit out of me That username... I'm more concerned about that guy Jordan's comment. Jesus... "Grin and Bare it" lotion Holy shit, you just made me realize that I use my environment for my humor.. Sudden Clarity Clarence right now I would just love a strange weapon or hat.. never had one before.. too be honest I have no idea where people get them from Wait... How long ago was that? All of the siblings had kids except for me (I have 9 nieces and nephews). Instead, I became a middle school teacher. They say we are the maladjusted ones because we were ignored. I prefer to think of myself as more creative. That is salve for the deep misery of having been ignored. Why all upvotes guys? wow i was listening to outer space right when i read this, the line came up like 10 seconds later How can such an intelligent and consistent man stand that bullshit party he's part of? Youtube's camera shake reduction feature is so bizarre random aside, but i recently met a guy on another game (path of exile) that is friends with her and introduced her to league The fuck?! I don't even know how you got to that Are you gay Without being too personal, how did you afford this lifestyle? Cuteness overload Definitely what I thought of right away. That 4th down conversion when Bush fumbled When I was buying my fit the salesman said it has heated and cooled cup holders because the cup holders are right in front of the air vents Mostly from family and others that have had more than one kid. And a few childless people that OBVIOUSLY had some experience with kids What in the everloving Fuck did I just watch? want........badly....... how?! I wonder how OP managed to see it too, it isn't clearly visible unless you stop the video right there What did you order them, a live gorilla? That delivery time is through the roof Someone should make a movie there. He obviously got money out of the deal for dragging on. 8.5 in the first year. Zombie assassin Wh...What did I just read? I also haven't noticed anything in my account. I think I put it in correctly? _O_ This . . . This is what MY dog does when he's bored At first I was like wtf? Then he landed that kickflip to one footed nose manual and the I was like he just did OMG, I don't even... I was worried about temps... the max for gpu so far has been 70c and cpu 65c. I haven't used any benchmarking programs... just far cry 3 on ultra. I have the airflow going from the back to the front since my ps3 that vents to the back always overheats and i didn't want the black pantyhose on the front fan to look dusty... This website is fascinating. The prices. Another key factor is if he has brown eyes and your other dad doesn't .. Not sure if the eyes matter that much come to think of it Really? Interesting... So how does the system decide who gets a free "elo"-boost and who gets fucked? There was a stipulation of me joining that I wasn't aloud to trade with you wubble Awesome! Thank you so much! I looked up the dosage of Nuvaring and Mirena, and Mirena is half the dose of Nuvaring Damn! It's Unit 731 I dont know.. Even more when shoutcasters are like "wow we miss that kill cause we were focused on another trade sorry" i'm always like "WTF go back to this action i want to see it i dont care you miss it I can rewind on my spectator mode as a random player so why you can't do it on the official live shoutcast My sister was born on this day... and the same year... What makes you think I'm mad? half of the win bottle is gone This bug has been happening since Thresh was released Why do you care how your shampoo tastes? Have you seen a neurologist? I had migraines (which I thought were 'normal' headaches) that nothing seemed to help -- now I have an abortive medication called rizatriptan (Max-Alt^(TM)), and it's and *instant* dissipation of the migraine! Have you seen a neurologist? I had migraines (which I thought were 'normal' headaches) that nothing seemed to help -- now I have an abortive medication called rizatriptan (Max-Alt^(TM)), and it's and *instant* dissipation of the migraine! You're right!! Yes it does Have you seen a neurologist? I had migraines (which I thought were 'normal' headaches) that nothing seemed to help -- now I have an abortive medication called rizatriptan (Max-Alt^(TM)), and it's and *instant* dissipation of the migraine! oh haha that's cool xD i've never been to kentucky and the one time i went to canada it was not a good experience he bit his fingers off? he's already here My god man, if that fish looks like a vagina, I think your girlfriend should see a doctor. Chocolate log looks alright, not sure about the rest of it though I don't ever say anything when someone sneezes. Seems like a really odd thing to do, personally. Why do I need to say something when someone performs a bodily function the nfl isnt a sport Never noticed that the creep tumor had a thing in it until now Surely you can delete entire wallets in MultiBit. It wouldn't be the first time I've encountered randoms on reddit who turned out to be friends. Want People go to Kizantium? I'm not trying to be snarky, but I'm having a lot of trouble parsing your response here My husband turned 38 a few days ago. Today, he was looking at a shirt that I told him looked like an old man's shirt. He replied, "Well, I'm almost 40." I couldn't even wait for the ring haha. I showed him a picture of it and said "So, I was going to wait, but I can't. I was going to give you this and then ask you a question. His face turned to " Why not? You mean auto-correct failed me?! OMG, how much is THAT worth? People have PM'd you asking for stuff? Is it bad that after I went and looked at the free agent list to sign my 2 guys and prolly not gonna sign either one as there are better players that arent on the list for my scheme Shadow attempting to climb the mud hill in Homeward Bound. i was so ignorant - I thought you were taking the piss... Someone help me figure out this theme please. Are they like being tossed into the river because they are cursed or something. wtf? My cats name is Oliver You use your thumbs for the triggers? I guess I was the only one who thought the scene felt a bit rushed My frenchie liked to greet me by putting my fingers in her mouth I tried to wipe off the lint in my screen like 3 times ( I sleep with my phone next to my pillow I. Want. This I saw tons of advertisements for this movie. I don't know if this is considered a risky click by most, but I definitely paused for a second to think about it before clicking. ... your comment just makes me want to click it even more ... oh my god i need that ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON! ( I've never understood the popularity of peanutbutter He almost looks black to me BoxeR Comeback Eyeliner I told one of my professors she had a chili pepper on the site. She asked when it was posted, and after I told her, she looked thoughtful for a moment and said, "Oh, yes. That's when I was pregnant! I think I know who wrote that" and just chuckled. ( so do i 74% win rate on Delta Quadrant Am I the only one who tried to brush the hair off my monitor? I don't know whether upvote or downvote this thread Oh. Dear. God. ^*Yes.* I'm laying down on my bed... It's eight legged freaks all over again They wont let you enter in to the Riot HQ if you dont have enough referrals? ...I've been in lobbies where 8 year olds (sounds like they're 8) said they slept with my mom last night Never heard that phrase before So you enjoy rape? Why would you want to buy it *again*? ...Why would you not tell someone? That's an exorbitant amount of money. I feel like this came out of a winter postcard. Its just so beautiful wow I skipped some important change in a changelog a while back You obviously havent played against a good soraka he is currently afraid to send her the link..i offered to send it to her and he offered to do bodily harm Yeah there are a ton of videos from this subreddit But what if your girlfriend is also a software engineer? How does having a great mom make you a mama's boy? Holyshit, the amount of opposite ideas in this subreddit sure is high. Cockney is it not Wow, just wow. as a fellow lagger (south africa), give it another bash (or a bash in the first place if you've never tried it due to lag.) all the hitreg is client side **Dat gurl is sitting on her fathers penis Didnt know that And Sivir and Sion still look worse than Trundle. Well look worse than almost everything Why does it sound like the Arcology is being nuked Haha right, it's easy to understand why the guy above me heard it so well if it was set like that w...ww....what the fuck is that ? wtf is on her lips and i don't get this at all Damn, he looks hella different OMG ME TOO DUDE Did anyone else completely WTF when he turned the camera and there wasn't a fence between him and the other wolves I threw a Dark Sphere at a Banshee, she threw it back Holy crap O_o. At the time of this post, it has 7144 Karma. That's the highest i've ever seen a post get to what the fuck? Everything over ~4€ is considered extremely overpriced in Vienna. If you get out of the big city in some more "remote" areas even 3€ is overpriced Snowstorm. I live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Shit gets cray cray for a couple weeks twice a winter. Also, if you believe the concept/theory that climate change/global warming is creating a situation where temperature/weather extremes are getting worse, rather than just simply everything heating up, my city may eventually get a snowstorm of ridiculously hilariously massive proportions where people are buried inside their houses or other things for long ass time, maybe starve/thirst to death if without adequate sustenance. shit, I JUST came to reddit to see comparisons between the swedish and english version and see this in the middle of my front page. Sometimes I wonder if those stories from "The Secret" are true I honestly don't understand... unless you had to take a serious poop before she started, this makes little sense to me. Am I the only one confused? Wow... I think that's like a year or so before I got in to anime even Yet true. Is that me or the tablet is huge? OK! Time to GTFO! Om du syftar på det i noscript så hjälpte inte det så mycket heller. Jag kanske måste dricka mer kaffe innan det klickar. Soundtrack you say? Have you played 6? Wow. I respect that a heck of a lot! Yes. Is this a surprise? I took that long?? What the hell is mouse circle? Really??? That dog! I had my fair share of long nights ;) What jobs do you delegate to your groupies aww! People with teenytiny hands are the *creeepiest*... Or maybe long lost twin? My notebook for Riven was an absolute mess. I should go back and play through all of them since I only ever actually completed the original My heart stops when my $40 spoon takes a drop That sounds amazing... Who... who wouldn't get Tear What the fuck did I just watch? I always wondered what a highschooler or uhaul lesbian was lololol. I did not, nor did I see him. Maybe he's really Indian 45 minutes? Why are you reiterating exactly what I'm saying? You would. Lets replace the General with a 14 year old.. smart move ! who 2 proxy rushes AI's TIL Tennessee has some really small fox squirrels. Seriously, if you hadn't quoted that, I would have thought you were making it up I fought this guy earlier today in the burg ...What were they asking? Write a parser generator in C++ using pen and paper. Wut?! Really? What's up with the down-vote brigade that seems to follow you around? No worries...things change pretty frequently; sometimes it's hard for me to keep up (and I've been active for 5+ months; member for 8 or 9 months Did not see that coming!! Oreo took hers with applesauce. I take her with me to my friend's house who has older rats and one of them positively hates her. Pretty much skinned her shoulders. It was like a perfectly square patch of skin missing, it was still attached on one side though, and tucked under so it looked like it was gone. (I was freaking out, she was like... "Mom. Chill. What's the problem? I'm fine. My shoulders are just a little cold." ...Rats are so damn stoic... The vet untucked it and stitch/glued it back, she was on baytril twice a day for a week. No cone necessary, she didn't mess with it at all. (I'm not sure she could reach it.) She still has 2 little bald spots on her shoulders from them shaving the area. Now when we go, the hateful old lady is caged. It was such a shock, she's normally so well behaved, and she gets along fine with her cage mate... ####Omg why am I so far up there?!? [](/pinkiefear) Oh god it revived enemies in beta ( I'm guessing you purchased all those songs? That was fast Is that... Is that teens of swag? No Eric here. Forget that! HIS HORSE HAS NO HEAD When you load the image at full size, you can see the braces look like metallic fangs or something.. that turned me on ( I heard something about pig villagers > I guess gender is a choice after all. I have read enough of this thread to understand what that was about... tape a cheetah to their back for "speed" i am so downloading those audio book You're beautiful! And I'm a heterosexual male...I guess not exclusively then I subbed for the hell of it a few months ago, Clicked one link and saw a soldier getting decapitated with a knife...I don't even wanna go back there to click the unsub button. My face: -_- ....... o_o ... What if he only said the second part to make sure he won't get fired by Regi How does Sheppard not put that in? If he was super fun to play he'd be nerfed to oblivion ... Wait... you actually watched until the end? This. Magnets in your iPhone or iPod simulate the maglatch. As for your wrist, you either have a watch on or have metal in your wrist and no one told you. goddamn Yes. The last part is most important. Lulu, I finally understand what tasted purple ...Cheese Pizza? Funnily enough, I watched "Rose" yesterday. The show has indeed come a long way; I can't believe it's been eight years since Eccleston and Piper. He's a racecar driver that "missed the end of the world"? I actually can't believe it wasnt taken already HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I roomed with this guy who was really strange. Nice guy and all, actually had tons of fun hanging out with him. But he had these buckets all over his side of the room, really suspicious. At first they were empty, but slowly he started bringing back lake water in them. I was really confused, but one day when he was out I went to check it out, and the dude was breeding frogs I don't use a zwei... What the actual fuck? Ryan's not bad looking but holy wow, Gabriel is jaw-droppingly good looking. Why did you include it in the first place?! I don't quite get it "Sneaks into his sister's room" Excellent thoughts and clarification. I've tried most everything via the mSATA -> SATA adapter, except for the glances through BIOS (drive live in system). I can see all the partitions correctly, including size, by just loading my cloned drive in R-Studio. If I scan it, the directory structure *somewhat* appears. Attempting to restore data results in corrected files being saved. (I will try small files to see how that goes. Block size is 64K for the original RAID.) I was fairly sure the issue had to do with the device configuration. From what I've read, there is a controller ON the mSATA itself (Marvell?), but these drives only seem to be used in the Acer Ultrabooks. Just a poor choice if you ask me. A standard SSD usually works faster than a RAID0 SSD, from the same drive on the same controller. ( You have some strange medicine over there in US. Something that numbs your throat.. Chicken and waffles? OH MY! These are 260 calories EACH, by my reckoning. Name I swear to god this has been posted at least 3 times in the past month alone No stoves? What country are you living in? u discovered a lady bug? I played horde and I don't remember this quest Oh, that's why it looks so 3-D...it's like his face is popping out at me. 怎么办呢？ I've bought all items in game Jun is still alive Sorry i couldnt help but notice, if you follow the trails of the lines, he was running backwards? Wow..I'm the only one, probably in all of existence, that disliked 49 days So...It's not for actually washing your hands... ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD! MORE HYPNOTOAD! LESS EVERYONE ELSE! You must be very very new to the internets Mum?????!!!!???? Are you some sort of god?! The funniest part of it was the 2 second moment where we both looked at each other like This is actually really disturbing to look at... I'm not sure why.. Maybe it's because his head looks like it's about to pop or that the whole thing looks like some kind of torture device? Or did you forget about his username when you looked You better watch out; in the future your wife and son might start plotting and scheming about how to defeat you when you're not around! I'm going to school for game design and have been diving into unity, though my school is rooted in UDK. I've never been happier with my choice; something I design could actually end up on a major console This texture would be all kinds of wrong. Soda for dinner??? So have I????? The thumbnail looked like Captain America's shield on top of Japan and made me think it was some type of Hiroshima/Nagasaki reference It's ok to die to someone who has nothing to do but AA to kill. It's not okay to fucking SUICIDE to an afk not doing anything to you Uh, giants belt is always better, unless you somehow really feel like you need the extra sightstone? Whelp I just turned Find my Mac on. You might be turning into Harkon himself That girl in the photo really looks like an Olsen twin.. What do they look like? Was reading Nikki Sixx memoirs- The Heroin Diaries - which included lyrics from a whole mess of Motley Crue tunes. Was hammered with my dad, when i spontaneously grabbed the book of the coffee table and shouted "Smokin' in the Boys Room!"..Opened the book to random page to illustrate these lyrics. My thinking is you've GOT to try doing these things sometimes..because nobody ever cares if youre wrong, but when youre RiGHt?..Wow How so? What is this from? Underoos just kept getting lower and lower What do you have that is +350GB for an individual file? If you count "a toned back" as among your imperfections, I'd love to see your perfections! Is kinda hidden elo (yeah it sounds silly Watched movies, ate junk food and talked about boys. That border... I don't think they know you're a foreigner without saying a single word They always know... millions of little Jesuses This is going to be my first year at a host hotel and I, too, am psyched. We were at the Holiday Inn last year, which when booking seemed practical as it was only 6 blocks from the host hotels. Didn't realize it was six block uphill from the Con....... maybe i'm your grand ma Hmmm, I think I'll have to think about that one a little more. It's been a while since I've used a TI-83 (almost a decade Does that mean candy people aren't edible? I think realistically, everything will be okay...My brain is just concocting this scenario of my mom being super embarrassing. She has no awareness of how offensive she is It's funny, from all I've heard/seen... I'm gonna make sure I'm never a daddy. Thank you Reddit and friends who've had children. OMG the TIME that would take! At first glance I thought the cat was attacking it, and that the pink scarf was fake blood. Holy Shit. Mine just got doubled as well! I was mad cause my internet dropped earlier, but this makes me happy! Oddly enough, if you were to change the sizes... "You're such a little slut." It suddenly sounds like dirty talk instead of an insult. SADLY, the Portal 2 mouse pad does not come included. OMG Darksiders 2 werdum 6'4" 250lbs TIL there's only one abortion clinic in the entire state of North Dakota No you didn't mess up! GOOD lord you're stunning Holy crap, the product description and comments on that A mallet, vacuums, cable-restraints, and ketchup to mask the blood...what sort of 'fun' are you planning? I did the exact same thing. PvD was on another level at ASOT Ha ha i've seen regi and wingsofdeath ban fiddlesticks against that guy Wait... Cleanse can take ignite and morde ult but not Zed's ult? Where did this come from? I almost didn't make it. I was followed here by a squirrel. I must have seen him about 6 or 7 times... Beautiful fish. I just can't help but remember that fish from Finding Nemo as well and how cocky he was Before I even read the title of this post I saw that picture and noticed the emblem on his shirt Ahh what I don't understand the praise. A lot of it was really choppy. I read this whole story with a side eye. Wow, they already posted? I can't even find the dates for this year's PAX Prime! Or just stun him. It's those creepy Sedin twins. You mean Irish embassies? I LOVE In N Out and am a SoCal native, but I can't believe Shake Shack didn't make Top 5 at least. Don't tell anybody from NYC and believe it or not, but Shake Shack is actually better than In N Out ... I didn't even know they made porn slides for that thing. NEPA... As in Northeast PA? I think I can right, but solo exp got a boost, right? thats what I heard atleast the guy who liked that status' name was alex and if i saw correctly the first letter was a W, it also looked about the same length as my last name, and my uncles name is alex I NEED (NEED!) Heroine. Wait.. Moffat keeps saying that there's some small hint that he sees everyone missing... You should definitely have a look through and see how much value some of those cards are Nope. My name is Landon Please! Wow, even for after I heal that would be useful! What, this is not public knowledge? what happened? so lovely What exactly are you looking for? Dogs doing what dogs do. Why the fuck do people place more value on the sea lion, like it's life is worth more. One lady playing tug o war, the other hitting the poor dog in the head. reverse rumble no jumps? First time I smoked I ate literally everything I could get my hands on. I ate a whole pan of brownies(regular) Mac n cheese, frozen PF changs chicken, and later a burrito. I eventually ate so much I chunked. It was intense, but good god was it tasty. I was in the bathroom closet as well. Listened to my friend's dad take a piss. whoa I swear I felt tingling, tickle feeling up my nose while watching that -500 Are you the speaker in the video? ah i see. yeah being a complete stoner is bad, nothing but smoking all day... its pretty lame actually. and whippits.... never again I'm not from the community exactly so maybe you'd be able to tell me how much water this holds: one of the things i've heard from young people (especially boys) here who have relatives in the British Gurkha is that most of their cousins/ brothers really don't take any interest in further studies or personal development or business skills because they're all like "well, it doesn't really matter because I'm going to join the brit. gurkhas and my life is made!" . I find that really nauseating because what does that mean for the future of quite a large demographic? This is my first time using it, and I love it. It's so...captivating. I had two games in a row where I owned mid and we won the game and the opposing mid laner called me a "woman" as an insult. Well I am a woman, I said in both cases (I probably shouldn't have but it really erks me when guys say that) they laughed at me and one said "sucks to be you" and another called me inferior. 300,000 my girlfriend was a canibal and ate me %}]*€<\?!@) From the comments I see here, OP IS GOOD GUY GREG. Bacardi can really do you in sometimes... not to mention a *half gallon* of it He'll be missed as part of TSM, but a lot of people really are acting like he died or something. Lord help some of you whenever you actually do lose someone close to you. I fear for your well-being. He'll be back on another team and everyone will act like this never happened in less than 2 months. Where was all of this when Westrice left Curse, Voyboy left CLG, and the number of other people who were "replaced" left their respective teams? Bunch of drama queens up in here! Holy crap, it's not bad enough that this exists, but that it is a profile pic from OkCupid. Way to attract women with your sunny, upbeat, positive personality dude. I agree dude, like who gets their friend high as fuck for the first time at a mall? I recall reading about a punishment for gay men in one of those batshit crazy middle eastern countries; they glued the mens' buttholes shut and then force-fed them stuff that gave them horrible diarrhea. Oh, I heard someone using that and a "brain eating amoeba" went into the person's nose and then to the brain. The person died You really can't let your mouth be without teeth like that. Your jaw will shrink. Somebody's obsessed Matrix meets gymnastics There's implied molestation? When was this scene? I don't remember it at all during the episode Title made me think a retiring player went to play in his 5 year old's little league match Me too. I thought one of the biggest strengths of the HTC One was exactly low-light photography, and some other reviews did state that it was great for it... this one made me do a double take christ Ah, yes - stupid reddit formatting :) Yeah, feel free to shoot me a PM if you need help setting it up, I just powered through getting this to work on XBian ck and wisp if they gather ( Don't put that Grenade-luncher into multiplayer How often does that happen where you work? Your comment is leet.. Must not upvote... Haha I'm in desolation right now all people are looking for is 40+ or 60+ I'm on the last week of month 1 Where/when did you get Dobby? and why is he wearing a sombrero? I guess I meant, if you write a whole episode, you'll get the credit for it, and should be allowed to use it as a writing sample. I mean, does Steven Moffat not have any ownership over all the episodes he's written for Doctor Who? How do you know? wat. I'm not used to seeing white girls with circle lenses. Well i'd watch out that stuff says it'll get u to [100] ...and that's why now you're Stinkysnarly OMG! This is one of those awful publicity posts! Look at how the Cheesecake factory logo is perfectly framed! what did you doooooo!?! Well since I just learned where babies come from, they would have no babies Shit that's what the weather was in Boston this morning or just someone posting in regards to something they have knowledge of? not everyone is addicted to posting on reddit like the rest of us Where did you get 5 ipads from? We did breastfeed exclusively for almost a whole year. He didn't show much interest in baby foods when we introduced them. He would eat maybe a full jar of stage twos a day, IF that. He was the FATTEST little baby though. At three months old he wouldn't fit (safely) in his infant carrier any more because he was 22lbs I would just stare at them all day oh... I'm not a microbiologist (yet), but I'd be worried.. also.. MOVE! oh god i know a girl by the same name ***WATCH OUT! HE'S ABOUT TO USE 1993!!*** who's mind would you read first. not mine hopefully! We used to run him as a CC semi-carry of sorts when me and my friends played around. MoM on him was just Our S squad is solid if healthy. CB is all around scary right now though It looks like a blurred version of spiritbreaker to me My boyfriend's Norwegian roommate does this. I know the word doesn't have the baggage of slavery to them like it does in the U.S., but I still cringe when I hear her say it. To be fair, she really only says it when talking about rap, not all the time. But she calls it [n-word] music När hände detta? Link is purple to me. Same, although I do go to lunch before too long and the bar down the street has great wings after all, we do have PBE B-but... No..How? At 2:06, my reaction: When I was in the 3rd grade I thought steroids where asteroids. I then raised my hand once while in class and asked the teacher why do wrestlers use asteroids. Everyone in class was Oh jeesh thank you It i Why? Why should kids be punished for where they were born? I still have 2000 bucks from last month's paycheck how exactly does one bully someone who is the victim of a murder? What have we done... I read that as 'Osama to bin Laden' If it were about policing than why doesnt it actually work for that? Because it really doesnt strangely me too. is it normal to crave something you don't remember eating? My bathroom, right now. We're out of toilet paper. Killington in MULTIPLE forms " RIP in pease " YOU GET 265 POINTS FOR THAT!? WtF! It's not, sadly. If you are concerned about anything then you should PM her. She is an IRL friend and definitely lives in Atlanta. hahaha so does my boyfriend. On my first day of work I was really nervous. I was jiggling my leg maybe a little more vigorously than normal due to my nerves, and the woman in the cubicle next to me says to no one in particular, "Does anyone else feel the floor shaking? Wtf is that?" I said nothing but felt like I have a somewhat relevant anecdote from this weekend! I met up with /u/ari5av in south Florida and then went back to my relatives' house. My uncle asked me if he was "full-on Heebs", as in Orthodox. He then went on to use Jewish and Hebrew completely interchangeably with no trace of humor or derisiveness ("big Hebrew community down here"). My family is pretty interfaith and interracial so even though I was like Right? I thought I was the only one to notice it was missing Well... uhm..... Am I retarded It's definitely not what I would pick, but a pound of fentanyl would be 225,000 lethal doses I left the series after Sons of Liberty. Seems like things have only gotten *more* convoluted since then... How to pronounce Io... mother of gwyn I heard the story here on reddit, but never saw the picture Hrmmm. This comes as a complete surprise to me. bullception What kind of rock did he hit to do that Claws, claws everywhere. Who downvoted you for that honest answer? why is that link purple Hahah yes! And thank you! I tend to think I always wear black/dark colored clothing but then I remember I have tons of colors :P It makes it really hard to get dressed when you have so many different options Been there, done that. Picked a regional ISP. Didn't work out so good. Had often days without internet and telephone and based on the support is was everytime an excavator cutting the cable. I think our daughter is going through this early. She'll be 11 weeks on Friday and since last Friday, every other day she's been up every 1-2 hours either eating or grunting or squirming like crazy. That explains a lot How did you manage that time? Don't think I'll ever sleep Yes. This just happened to me last night intimacy is a real game changer. I. Love. That. Quote. As is yours. but... the video is of Epic Citadel, which isn't linked on the wiki Tea comes without milk? I read "keep the pda to an animal" Nothing better than beautiful blue eyes. No honestly, those drawings are amazing. What do you mean by this? That like an Ezreal Q will curve? I might try this but man if I really wanted ruffles and someone handed me a carrot I might punch them It repairs itself as it hits the picture on the wall! there's a save button that lets you save it to your reddit account.... Haha the dudes face in the back is literally Why? What possible reason could there be for having a no knock rule poor dyrus but whoa was that awkward between xpecial and chaox Wow, that's weird, I searched that keyword before I made the post and somehow did not pull anything up What has been seen cannot be unseen.... I ask all the time. Just apologize if she's not. Not. In. A. Million. Years. I can't fathom shoving a normal sized baby outta my vag, let alone a goddamn 15lb mega watermelon baby! Her shit is wrecked forever! Ain't nobody gonna shrink that cave now! Geez.... miami on a 13-3 scorin run .........um, who is this And the see-saw battle continues Why the FUCK does that girl on the bottom have so many piercings Those are two places I've never been. Jesus, I misread the title as "April GW raises its prices". Dat str bonus What da faq did I just watch Damn, all those fans on the track i dont give a shit what his wife has to say, tell us about the ALIENS a Collison tech? That does sound temping, maybe... ? Yep, I had x rays at a walk in clinic, an MA did them so no weight bearing, but the doc caught some other fractures (in addition to the lisfranc I broke my 2nd, 3rd, and 4th metatarsals, second and third cuneiform and my cuboid It shouldn't be gross, well it depends on whos doing it, I may find it sexy I am my own gender. Maybe its a trick and Daft Punk is really gonna be there Yes? what kinda question is that lol hes canaydean and he said le sorry... omg... so funny xD cuz candeans are poliiiiite.... what has been thought cannot be unthought I think the Easter Bunny crapped in her hair! where do you live haha I love that, but I'm still not understanding this foil thing omg... Wait, he's going to judge a place and not order sides? Meeks real name is Robert Williams. Ross' real name is William Roberts I would like to know the story behind this. How the hell did it happen?! someone is always watching... Holy moly, Krys. Did anyone notice the claws she has for hands! I have that same strainer Did anyone else notice the perfectly timed sieg hail when they spelled out 'ss' with their arms? I've probably watched that (actual) video a dozen times over the years and I never saw it うわぁ、さすが！ And where is it posted now? Dam Less than a week ago you posted asking how to get involved in the actuarial field, and you have an entry level interview this week without an exam passed. Fastest transition ever. What on earth is on your resume Etrian Odyssey IV is the same price When I looked at your post my comment said moments ago, yours said moments from now... wtf That's part of the game I don't understand. I haven't bought the game(like my computer would run it anyway) but i'm watching a youtube playthrough and the city is this tiny little thing with skyscraper apartments yet it only has 9-12,000 inhabitants. Those types of buildings shouldn't be there until at least 100K Yeah, that is a dude. Source? What exactly am i looking at here saw the ending a mile away.... how original Holy sh... In retribution for what? So you've been there like, many times? Im on keto now also, tried a tall sugar free vanilla latte made with heavy cream, couldn't finish it. Could barely taste the coffee and it was just way too thick. I can't imagine drinking a large one. My Reaction as a french speaker: "Whoaaaa Putain !" Even if you have one employee that does/did a fabulous job and his skill helped the companies to be successful, that still does not have anything to do with owning part of the company. Hell, companies *employ* people for being good for them in the first place. I don't think you get how the normal business world works Even if you have one employee that does/did a fabulous job and his skill helped the company to be successful, that still does not have anything to do with owning part of the company. Hell, companies *employ* people for being good for them in the first place. I don't think you get how the normal business world works Or he's so addicted and missed his dailies he just had to do them quickly during the party What did science do? Wait, they put it in the fridge... AFTER he tried it? Define tried it The absolute most *WTF* thing I think I have ever clicked... I have just bought all my bone bolts for 18gp and been really confused... How much is the max stock what does graffiti have to do with ANYTHING? Im not sure but... had vulcan a metallic leg in greek mythology??! Man, that Weixiao Buy a pink ward. Huh? But Kane's not a dentist, Dr. Yankem is, I don't understand. How old is that bike? It took my 3 man lvl ~160 about 7min to kill time chicken and 8 to down the clown. we uh... kinda got destroyed by the queen They did. Could you imagine if they were now. Exactly Even the score is relatively close I was trying to genuinely understand & not be automatically cynical in assuming that they're fucking idiots This could take CircleJerk to the next level This whole thing was a publicity stunt I... I think the drugs are kicking in. I was about to say shes going to burn her hair off trying to light it.... then i noticed the bag you just want a sure thing...for someone else 11 is so great, it bugs me people always like tennant more xD. Donna is great her Grandpa is the coolest! and the angels are scary MSN Zone Hearts? lol what if 12 is a girl? I dont think it ever said anything about it not being possible some 1 just now created a thread like [H] Golden roshan (3 cycle) [w] offer and deleted the thread after 2 minutes If you want to do crude animation, that's totaly okay because it's your art, but I just feel that people will pay nore attention to it if it has more work put in to it and if it looks nicer.. (By the way, I have seen Don Hertzfelt's work before, it's very strange Ah, thanks for the explanation! didn't know sigils were so much more expensive than the shields That minecraft shortcut icon My BF insists mine got bigger, actually. Those fucking red wasps don't need a reason to attack you. This is old They are locked at maximum, it seems. *Stop wearing pants.* Alright i'm seeing the same, but i am at a [6] You measure the life of a bag of Doritos in days? holy sentragross I didn't know you could mod on 360 Maybe it's really the girlfriend posting pics of herself under the guise of her boyfriend Holy crap, they're only 2 grand? No puede ser llamada "cepa" porque no es un microorganismo. Como sea, 8 días Do I sound bitter? even weirder, you're making your baby girl's eggs... so you've got like a million billion eggs in there... so edgy where the fuck do you guys all see people? sometimes i see 2-4 or 1 room in lobby 8 or other lobbys Ugh this. A guy on my newsfeed shared a porn video, I felt so bad for him! His friends all saw and commented. I imagine a little kid's face all like #### What if the printers could make the printers I definitely agree with you on that! I played the DS version and the PSP version, and found the PSP version a lot easier lol le epic fail xD It's like... paying for always on cheat codes. I recently watched, "The Girl", which was a bio-drama-mentory, on this movie, like 2 days ago. After 3 solid days on it, it's been archived into my brain. ( Oh gosh.... Jesus Christ, how horrifying. Wait, what does she think atheists believe? How does one manage to play such a bad game for so long This looks like half Ironman, half SCV. I, too, use kik. But not for this. is it free I can totally hear the banging. I know this girl...IRL The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon strikes again! I just found out about these guys last night and now I see one of their songs posted on shreddit I love the new look, reminds me of Chrome for Android for some reason Til horses can sit . I am mindblown Op you lied to me welcome!! i can already tell you're amazing! that job takes a lot of patience & a big heart. i'd love to see your drawings & your comic book if you have a link to view or purchase either. also, strangely enough, my dog has a tattoo. Waterworld I actually don't remember a 9/big brother episode either... Where do you live i've been wondering why everything causes little red marks... If you laid, say, a 4x4 grid over that image, and divided it up into 16 little tiles, each of them would be a beautiful, and fairly highly-detailed, picture in its own right... The grunting sounds at 0:08 That didn't even cross my mind. that .. background artwork I hate that band That is the most awkward receipt page, Llarowe. She's a trap ONLY one bottle? Since when has Draven been happy-go-lucky? Is SC2 Starcraft 2? As in being able to play it for a two week trial? If so I'm interested - I live in Korea yet have never played Starcraft. My fifteen year old cousin posting about how she wanted to give some guy in her class a handjob. From the way it was worded, it seems like it was supposed to be a message to someone but she accidentally posted it on facebook. It wasn't up for long, but long enough for me to look at her in a different light Now I'm really worried. I'm going to start riding soon and I clock in at 219. How is this a 1st round matchup Am I the only one who sees the ghost kid in the background This is a power play for you guys? Really awesome grille This is a power play for you guys? Come to think of it, I don't know a single person that still owns their original Xbox... Oh god, I can here it in my head we didn't even play A...are you an angel? Easier than discussing with people you do know. Then you have to talk to them again. And they know. That's our powerplay? HotshotGG gonna give him a new vocabulary **A two day slumber o fuck this is a pretty hot track Me? You could place trees in ridgeline and making $4.25 mil a season Why aren't you using aweber or something else? En el thumbnail parece un retrete y mi cara fue " Took me a minute to realize, but I actually have some of that chapstick somewhere... They had Xbox 360 in 1992 8=====D~~ Here's hoping you're female. If not, I'd go have that checked out... **Holy shit**. WOAH! That's amazing It was odd to see myself playing from another perspective before you do consider she banged Macaulay Culkin for like 8 years I have a lot of facial hair compared to what I'd like to have (which is a barbie complexion). I have my italian missstache/eyebrow/ladybeard combo which I religiously wax off with nair strips and then successfully develop a worse beard of acne due to residual wax. As I got more into makeup and cosmetology, I decided to keep waxing and plucking. If done properly, it can visually improve the complexion and angles of the face. I had very thick russian brows then waxed them to an angular shape (think Jolie) and my whole face opened up. Then I got a little overzealous and had the demi-permanent Does it bother you? ._. ... o_o ... 0_0 ... Trust me, I've been there (on the other side, but still), young with multiple kids or no interest in education beyond the bare high school minimum, or only wanting to 'play' or 'date' around, or militant vegan (or militant anything, really), or they had too strict of 'standards' like height ranges, or no one in college, or w/e ... I can't remember even how many I *talked* to (never mind how many contacted me), but it took me a couple years and I had to go on about 100 first dates. Maybe 10% of *those* led to anything beyond a first date. And the interesting thing is that he did that by making your plan 10x smaller Are they turned off my STEM Majors You are gorgeous Veigar is secretly Tristana ALL HAIL THE SAVIOR OF THE HUMAN RACE!! / That one would have been pretty insane Molten lead for... cooling? Can't speak for most giants fans, but seeing somebody as special as Kershaw pitch is a pleasure even if he's butchering the giants. ( Also, flair up For clarification, this is on the Runescape 2007 servers. Found it odd that someone with such a popular name actually got that far up. Could it be Froggen? Psy-rimmer? Remember Biden's eyes? I think I know him There actually is. Ouuuuuuch what a burn. If you add my two degrees together they make 8 years of college. All I get from your link is a youtube uploads page Fan made??? Really? That's like really good for something fan made If you cover the perimeter (outsides) the centre gets slower I can not un see that It says 390 RP actually it makes it so this games decision making is even more "w/e im just gonna go in" instead of "ok I have a plan". Also a lot of my targets don't have buffs to distinguish them at all so Im not saying that at all, at least not meaning too Why did Stalin kill half his army I did for my all-time favorites, like Final Fantasy IX or Suikoden II. But another qualifier is just wondering if I missed something in the time I finished it. Before I know it, years have gone by. I'm still pretty young and my...brain...is developing? ( Satanic gay sex So if a person was to find a club were people partake in this abomination. Where would they go, not that I would go Sam!? It said yes sunny you should. Its ~~65~~ 35 degrees and snowing Dirty in what way? I saw a Ranger do it in under 2 - Was freaky You remind me of my self in two years Philosopher's Stone? What the hell happened here? What on Earth was that? monkey wearing a G string Fate/Stay Night was an Eroge!?!?! I dunno. Everyone's been saying that they like it. I'll be honest, that kind of weirds me out. If you're into it, then good for you, but it's super odd to me. There's just something so uncleanly about it. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Hmmm weird I didn't get notified about the comments Seems like whoever runs the website must of listened to you, theyve added a non adf.ly version underneath Hmm she changed it up again oh lordy... so attractive with short hair Omg just wait until they do a cervical check in active labor. What was on the doctors glove... I wish I'd never seen... oh my god The Vashta Nerada are so scary I didnt know you can vape in the melting pot thank you! I think thats how I do it regularly? Not true. I'm looking at drivers in cars all around me and no one is texting! Did he want to catch you? Its a good thing I play support then! Or would that be a bad thing since I don't have to work out? The lacking nouns... how are you supposed to diagnose that? Run. Take it and run, far away. Hmm... that is a really bad combination right there... Right, I blame it on alcohol and lack of sleep! I do shower clean up too... a nice hot soak makes it so easy to peel off.. I'm doing gradients on both myself and my mom typing must be hard Siege tanks in siege mode can be picked up and dropped with a Medivac I used to go to the creeks by my house with my brother. We'd take hockey sticks and go kill the water moccasins by our house. I had a fucked up childhood now that I think about it WTF is that In a sense, I did too. Its kinda the same effect trippy music has, I focus on the auditory left-to-right panning sounds (like a brain massage) rather than my own thoughts when there's silence. Who knows, maybe these voices are just keeping the ones in my head away Which Chinese homes were you visiting? This is super standard and not "Demuslim's build" Totally agree that it's WTF. But is it weird that I want one. And I don't even have a nipple piercing. Exactly what i was thinking; what a fucking waste of money. Take into account the cost of each of these flat-slim LED monitors, roughly ~$320 a piece, average the sizes at about 17" (the middle one takes up only a little over 3/4 of the keyboard width, and you get approximately ~80" of good use screen space, not to mention the awesome ( *Eehhh!* What!? Haha i just looked at my first couple of games (over a year ago). Went SnY on DK Wait, wait. Am I the only one around here who doesn't buy electronics in fucking mcdonalds from people I met on the Internet Why does it look like one of her feet is backwards ? It's so good with coconut oil Shepard? Isn't it the guy from Mass Effect? They're cute on little kids! Not on guys wearing trench coats and anime/band shirts with ponytails. Holy shit! Bonny Wright is far from bad looking right now I thought this was supposed to come out April 11th In stop and go traffic on the highway. Woman next to me take out a swiss army knife, opens the largest blade and moves in near her mouth. She then takes out a block of hard cheese and begins cutting slices of it then eating it. I have never gone Abathur.. freakin' Abathur! I NEED THIS... playing protoss tho Unless you simply forgot your experience. Some people think anesthesia simply prevents the formation of memories and that people are simply sedated. I don't know if I buy that but it applies to the whole "before you were born you felt nothing" argument. Did you really not feel anything or did you simply forget? Neither do I, which is why I don't want to get tricked into buying one when I'm looking for a Full-Electric Train hybrid... which I have no idea what the dealers call them. wut? how else can you get to the depths? unless theres a way to backtrack all the way from the bottom of blighttown to the top ? He's turning into the lizard I'm so scared I have a local store that sells them for $80 normal price ... Maybe not include it this time? Not wanting to be treated like crap by a person I date means that I was abused? You're a strange person to think that way. Yeah if you were selling for $1/$8, people could probably make a straight up profit in a set with good uncommons by banking on pulling hypnotoxic lasers or something I'd love one of those rammus codes ok another note hes not on the featured page anymore totally thought that was a female, black, buff Nicholas Cage.. I am scared now I've always wondered just how retarded those other cells must have been. default head set Both: Wow, he used to be a fat ass! That last one R.E.D.D.I.T was made by the government to pacify its people Dat boobz It's....delicious! Is that shredded fingernail dusted all over the lid? Def! Here's some fun info about scores: it takes three to four weeks (or up to 8 She made it to the interview process? What's up with the 10 downvotes on this comment? Wait... WHAT?! High school exam: "Write this paragraph in cursive"?! What the actual fuck? I thought he was going to nuke down the US. Confusing your weed is stems I misread that as "eat out 3 grown men". What about a Jewish hitler? How the hell is that even possible Wow, there are so many asians in this subreddit, including myself. W-w-was there any sound? If WoW was your 9-5 full time day job, you would need over 3 years continuous employment to achieve that tally. soooo incredibly old That would be nice if I called anyone retards or racists Who did what when? How is it made? Maybe your insides are bikini bottom Well any normal person would. But what does that have to do with this. Wow, I had no idea "Benny" was unique in that regard. Why is Mr. Putin using Google Translate? Woah I'm speechless..... I think they added cheetah mode to test servers Over twenty years text only week? When is that fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. on any thing is fucking awesome. especially fungus. What? Sorry man for No. 1. Obviously copy paste error, I swear I checked! Holy shit > Careful not to eat the whole thing in one sitting, that's over 2600 calories. Makes me cringe every time but I can't stop rewatching it Er... so you want me to give examples of times brain drain hasn't occurred? Okay give me a few weeks on wikipedia and I'll compile a complete list I can say I do that every now and again, but I try to keep that to a minimum while they are out of lane. And even then 30-50CS isn't as bad as 200+CS a game With a tiny, tiny fist, at that. Southern Mexico could be decent for trade with u.s. Idk how realistic that is but i think spreading fruit is innevitable. As far as end of world events geography higher elevation tropic right along the equator, who knows if the equator will still be where it is though At first I was all "Why the hell is this marked NSFW" and then I was like "oooohh" Why... In the name of OP, would Nami be fighting Hancock? So... why did you have Clarity Why would Fiddle jungle have an amumu on the team? Not just you. All the comments around this area have been downvoted at least once. but I thought you could ignite minions/creeps Fapping ....with my left hand That's my point and so many are arguing against it.. So by constantly killing others, anyone can technically shut down a server and this is sandbox? Your username? Prices How did you know I used to own a scorching fruit shoot That was CA cigar of the year... Brackets and the like - this way? Those ghost babies..... Is that really the proper way to refer to the religion of Methodists? It is probably because Riot coded it as minions Dude, I turned down your GF The banana or the peel I just saw a screenshot of the final few seconds at the end of the game, where he opens the door to Anna's room... immediately welled up with tears. That was unbelievably random didnt fix, if i log out i can see the flairs, but once i log in, i cant see any and if i go in the flair list i cant see any image Well, his allergy is really strange. He doesn't just just swell up and die if he eats something with a spec of gluten in it. Basically, if he eats something containing more than trace amounts of gluten he'll be fine for a while, but then he'll slowly break out in hives and he'll begin to get groggy and unresponsive until his throat closes up and he passes out. It took the doctors a while to figure out what was happening. Apparently they think the allergic reaction starts when he sweats after eating gluten, causing him to break out in hives. So as long as he has an EpiPen on him and he or my mom notice him breaking out in hives early enough to give him the shot or take him to the ER he's fine. It is kind of scary though because his allergy developed randomly when he was about my age (mid-thirties). That's a lot of swearing in twenty minutes Skinny jeans really aren't flattering for them. Shite, that stove must be a hundred years old Hit girls eye is like You and me both. I didn't realize there was 12 of them...I thought there were only 6! Steam sales Kinky Wait... MISS Virizion? WTF? Virizion is a lady? o_O confusion I honestly thought I was going to get the kittens..... How exactly do you...find this costume my Parsons jersey is already "spaced" out..... That's so strange, especially since me and my boyfriend are six years apart Lmfao may that means Jella and I will marry Yay! I'm a big dick! Wait... They give them on this subreddit?! Does that make me a non female That's what I thought...I was like wait I remember seeing one of you saying something about being married or something. My whole life was almost a lie Reminds me of when Pokémon Black/White 2, NSMB 2 and Halo 4 all came out within 2-3 months of each other. You had girls like that in your school? I don't wanna know the date of my conception Are you AP Ez top? So many 1) ...because studies over the past 50 years say so? Man asses, girl asses..... cat asses? The hills look a lot like domes... did you " I cannot imagine fapping with a penis that large... I looked at everything and I regret nothing. Everything is so... shiny! dont you mean immortal themed stalker Oh snap. Holy shit, I have the same "problem". My skin tone around my thighs is brown-light brown and my penis looks almost blackish purple We got a PK? IS THE CURSE BROKEN? Kind of strange that so many pros (who are obviously aware exactly how much support he gets and how much it matters) still think he's the best in NA then, wouldn't you agree What the fuck is your problem? ....I love it It was? Well i see u were afk from start lol...So idk what u trying to do with posting this I don't understand MRN's anivia pick I wish I had connections like that. Kiss??? I uh..... uhm.... I swear that face always looks at me. That was you? Because kids need to grow up in a home with a mother and father. That or rot in an orphanage. You wanna turn it off but you can't. So you just sit there like i use all the same hair products as you. even the exact same body wash I am a former Sephora employee, so a lot of those little circular pots are all of my samples. I can go into more detail about colors and brands, but holy hell...I have a lot of stuff wtf the link that u are using for ur profile is mine, is redirecting to my steam profile... who are u? I remember it was in book #20, pages three and four. That just made my day then. I can remember reading, reading past my name and being all "wait, what this looks a lot like lake champlain my bad. I didn't even know this subreddit existed! Very cool design, if I do say so myself. Must have taken *a lot* of iron to make all those droppers..... When he is interviewing the man, do I see a child's playhouse in the background? When I was in my mid-twenties living in Minneapolis, I went sledding drunk on a golf course with a bunch of buddies. But instead of sleds, we had truck innertubes. I flung myself down a steep hill, and my "Uh-oh, I'm fucked" moment came when I went airborne at the bottom of the hill and sailed out over a frozen creek-bed. I came off the tube and landed on the ice at a pretty good speed from about fifteen feet up. Broke two ribs and tore my pectoral muscle. Guess I'm just lucky I didn't land on my head. TEXAS?!..... Oh wow. Stan Lee writing anime just seems really weird to me. Today. If not for today, there would be no tomorrow. ^Unless ^you ^can ^travel ^through ^time ^ good call. no complaints here. I like Ulquiorra more for some reason Neutrals (browns/tans) with some rosy hues. I'm awful at eye makeup, but this is what I imagine. I really feel like this little fella should become a new meme! Just rinse the razor under running water every few strokes to clean off the shaving cream and built up hair and please never do that again "I've seen you walk home sometimes." ( *DROOL* I kind of want to transfer now That's awesome! great work! (yeah i commented on that comment you commented on that one thread too) Wai- wai- wait, Riot sent you booze? That's so weird... He's so.. skinny. But, not really skinny, just his face. And yet, he's still awesome. Why not jsfiddle.net? >I never even thought of making that comparison but ya pretty much I guess. That is the only one that I was like all the kids have nothing to do... guess what they are watching Unless you like rub your penis in the sand I don't really think it should be a problem. I don't think I've ever had sand under my foreskin. I've swum in all sorts of rivers and oceans and I didn't have something like that happen. LOL I know the feeling. Fortunately, this was a discussion in the IRC chat, so we were all biding time as we waited for the subreddit to blow up with new users. Why hellur there as an *Ani* I *shudder* Commentary though right? not actually wrestling? Happiness is the standard to which I gauge the weirdness of other movies. I just so happened upon it because the song I was listening to sampled a scene from the movie. Decided to watch it and pretty much looked like a quick glance or two is no biggy, but just staring blatantly isn't the pants' fault Its a flying sideways village Sorry I never watched Dragon Ball, but is Tien really human? We're doing racist jokes now? Cool... Waaaaa! I didn't even think of foods! Well, okay, I don't hate any foods. But now I'm thinking about colors and songs and chores and...anything really HOW?? I'm hoping not with a woman... Not sure how people would feel about it but as a girl, I would prefer the boobs a million times. There is a reason why the male version doesn't exist or it is not so popular. Just better to leave it on the imagination and lock it away. Sooo....what happened? dude, ...why is that feeder spinning? I'm sorry but in this pic, Arya really looks like Bran's sister ! Wait, you have your Birthday on April 1st? Not sure if actual birthday or April fools troll.. Wow. Just, wow. The profit margins must be insane Good to be on board You went back... *in the dark?* That makes... no sense whatsoever YEP. Died on my 9th birthday. Jack? Kinda sad you're the only person who will give their raw opinion. It seems some of the fans here are.... obsessed For an "Explain it like I'm 5" there's a lot of swearing and dick jokes in this subreddit. The whole pineapple? he was I took a Field Methods class studying Amdo Tibetan. The stop/affricate consonant series have a distinction between voiceless, voiceless aspirated, voiceless preaspirated, voiced, and prenasalized... You're proud of a repost ?!? What's the story behind this? Burning man bike? I picture somebody saying that while making the Essentially, the entire game you just played never happened. The amount of work put into that first winter i haven't driven a miata in years How do you mean? Only food stands? Those look like those squeeze stress toys... HOLY FUCK, Carly is just a few months older than me, and I thought Adele was around 29 or 30!!! Gez, what was that bird thinking, also it looks like the cat took off with the bird propelling it for a second Actually I didnt either, but my private school teacher new I was leaving to go to public school and got my parents to get the test. I remember getting a fortune cookie that said "you have forgotten important paperwork this week" and I remembered that I forgot to get my parents to sign the paper that said they allowed me to leave class to go to this. So much for intelligent It was so scary. Thats.. a fantastic freaking idea. What's going on? Hopefully I'll be good at it. I'm making my friend a painting; his request was Batman and Spiderman rescuing a cat in a tree. It's going to bbe ridiculous! So am I. Why did your friend buy you an iPhone? I was looking for an old cellphone to come out with the worms. Watched it a second time and realized there's a cellphone in the shot He's pretty good! What style? How much did he earn? Hi and welcome, George! I love music, too. ;) Your amount of vinyls and CDs is rather impressive...I don't think I've ever had more than 20,000 songs in my collection. That IS weird. silly human... dogs don't know English What if this was actually a video when he linked it and YouTube is starting the deletion process early founded in 1889 He brought it with the original box too Well... That creeped the shit out of me! Where are you? Do you really HAVE to fap after GOT? maybe not worst as in most awful, but worst as in "seriously? really? oh good lord... I've never heard that term before...where do they say that? I'm more concerned with the statue of the cowboy humping the horse in the background They showed replays Holy crap whoa.... I heard at least one player on the bench vomited I know there is only a few ways to make a light house, but you built it the same way I did. Is this still goin on? I'm down at the vdara and just noticed the thread was removed. I'm female and I think whoever designed this was an idiot or a jerk. Did they expect everybody who buys this to have a urinal in their bathroom as well? [](/twibop " omigod the comments aren't awful. Dang, the one dude put his hand to his forehead when he fainted and everything What restaurant did you eat at? Trot's pants Wow, people really need to lighten up. Double Kick is fighting right? How does that work against Rock types? Did you even watch the game? I'm surprised she likes GOT but doesn't like The Walking Dead. Only 55lbs?!?! But, like I said, why are we "due" for anything such as that? Because it happened once? I mean, 1918 yielded peculiar circumstances that contributed to that flu's deadliness. I mean, a virus wants to spread, and as a result the deadliness mutates out of it unless you're in like, a soaking-wet trench or a chicken coop. In fact, I'm pretty sure the deadliness of the 1918 flu merely mutated away, because a flu can't survive just killing everyone I'm glad I'm not alone! I really thought I was one of very few people who do this. My niece eats Mayo and chips and told me I was weird for using it on fries. I tried to tell her chips and fries weren't much different, but she refused to try it. Teenagers. I drive all the time and never find kittens ( It could be the same poster being reposted by two separate people. Ok Google you got me this time I NEVER REALIZED THAT WAS RICK! My friend is black(half black actually), but looks black. He's from Canada, and whenever we say we're bothfrom the same city, its always a This...makes so much sense Is this music from a yugioh video game on ps2? It sounds shockingly familiar holy crap People still Digg? I have a few real pigs hahah. :) Rudy is my pet, then there are RJ, Not, and Black Fatty, then some meat pigs and a few more qts haha. :) I tried making a gif in photoshop but the video was too big apparently and froze my comp. I learned this fact a few years ago. It blew my mind I wanna see a similar study with dubstep my eyes, it hurts I read 'titles' as 'titties'... This sub must need something new for their circlejerk. It wasn't the episode I was expecting at all, and I'm really glad about that. I'm just annoyed as hell we gotta wait until October (or later) to find out where the Governor's road trip to hell takes him. Are there really that many white people in America? Here in Canada, Whites are like a minority. Imagining you as a Navy Seal and suddenly your third statement becomes all new shades of real. Maybe he was killed by what was in the safe THAT IS SOME REAL SHIT! Yeah i really hope you meant MH3U cause i really wouldnt mind paying up to 10 bucks for a full guide How marginally? Is it because berserkers cannot stay on bosses all the time and sorcs can? I've been watching videos and see so many 300-500k crits from berserkers consistently Are you serious? Yea, the Governor kinda just disappeared halfway through the episode Give it til the three minute mark.....my god.... You sound exactly like my father...Australian, dropped out of college, self taught, does computer stuff...makes good money. ARE YOU MY FATHER? Yup, it's apparently some sort of duck-feet style nails. I just want to add - the girl works at a beauty salon... -_- ..... wow I thought you were joking then i googled it... I just saw this as well. I noticed I had ridiculous cravings for milk at some point, so I decided just to stop drinking/eating it for a while to see where that goes. I now think there's an addiction in that crap, too. Apparently it has opiates What makes you think the great pyramids of Giza had 8 sides? ...Dat Missandei So, it was like this... "i don't get it, it's just some guy's ha... Wow, honestly hadn't heard of this guy but wow, what a gay. I saw the preview to it and I was like -81 comment karma ...you can't do Harlem Shake with only two people. Oh Gosh, I JUST got done watching that episode Who the fuck pays $12/hr to make pizza? I am the guy that camped you as tf, that speared you as nidalee etc. but still lost every single game I'm more concerned about the chest. I...I want to feed her. It was a real egg... We didn't do anything about it! She kept running away from us and growling as we tried to get it out of her mouth. At first it was cute with the egg in her mouth, then she wouldn't let go. She has been acting the same though so I think she is okay? So...You weren't the one lying? Does that make this a lie about a lying confession? Oh snap! .... That awkward moment when... something not awkward at all happens. A lesson with the No.1 top laner in NA? (> After JJ Abrams finishes with the new Star Wars, we'll just merge the two subreddits under one JJ Abrams subreddit Please be something amazing Left 4 Dead 2 Is wigger supposed to be, "white nigger" ? Wow, that's pretty brave of you. I swam with one in the Florida Keys, but not on purpose...it just showed up. Then you might be creating a monster. As in from Ireland Irish? Yep. Reading the first words and thinking "ok, it's been a few years since that was issued". Continue reading: "...more than 20 years". What kind of witchery is this? There is no way 1991 was over 20 yers ago! Oh, wait! Dude. That cacturn is wrecking you Is...is everyone getting banned for everything? Oh fuck, I say that all the time. We learned about it during our Mech 101 class Upvotes except for 10k on furniture. OMG! Last week I discovered the deep web, and was amazed at how my concept of the internet had been so heavily focused on what search engines can show me. It.... It's beautiful Whoa....I didn't know this actually happened I just thought it was a crazy fantasy concocted by porn industries You look about 20 years younger April Fools...right...right!? Wait what? I did this PC to see how much I should pay for one, I don't see how that benefits me in any way Finish fallout 3??? How does one do such a thing ...Oh, wow. TIL. That's why I hate it so much! I could never understand how people put that in food! amazingly it fired right up with no issues What is happening You're able to do this in the gods screen anyway by just clicking the skin and looking at the model. has anyone done reconnaissance on the oranered side? Because I have a feeling we are being watched Boyfriend's Waifu? I have some kind of beanie hat in my inventory, but it won't let me give it to anyone... wat about the items in my inventory? omg I lived in Brisbane for 8yrs before i moved to Canada. It was so weird to see green grass again I keep getting my inventory reset and it doesn't seem like I can put hats on anyone. Hey, what's the date today anyway? So many amazing things happening....I want to record the day. Pareil, mais les petits points de reddit sont encore pire LOAN?!@ you've put an unusual amount of thought into this What is this black magic? they're posting crap about their server being down still. Woah. It was a bit slow for me, but I got what I wanted with hardly any problems or hiccups. Did I just get really lucky? The red dot denotes your team. But I can't see my own dot nor can I see my inventory.... Lucy?! HAT MEEE! Please WE WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED. FEDORA GOD _ April Fools!!????.... Yeah I'm with ya on that. I'm over here like Ummm...How so? On my screen we're ahead by 4k... I have no idea whats going on Dude... you're not even preaching christianity. You're fucking insane! Wow I thought you were all formatting wizards until I realized reddit is doing this automatically Why are the comments so big? What'a happening?!?! WTF!? I don't think I've ever seen 66 upvotes in this subreddit before. Never played the first one much less heard of it until now. you have so much swag. I'm jealous. im at 50% ( STR tho dunno if that makes a difference) MOAR PICS BRO!!!!! DAMN!!!!! Umm, thank you? This post just messed up my head when it flipped and turned into dodgey pictures/icons That much? WTF Gaaaaaaaaaah!!! Friend used his phone to capture it.... So I have no clue. World 4? I thought it only went up to world 2 Not available on YouTube, either. You would think they would have hashed out rights issues prior to the event lol, maybe it was all a cover I lent my friend Dark Side of the Moon. She apologized the next day and told me she could not make it through. Where are the comments about "OP!!!" He has no hats apparently? do i have a hat? It looks like I am the only person who is going to be listening the album not high. My heart just jumped also it appears to me that you can only apply one hat yourself Did I just hear Machine gun fire? i agree on how strange the whole beauty thing is! but really u like them? :O i remember ever since i first saw amanda in meangirls when i was like 10 i always thought she looked kinda odd. idk \ I'll try to remember not sure what you mean by that... I don't know what my item did to you.... how did you wake it up? Wow. $395 for an oversized t-shirt? Your hats now cover four comments Ok so that was a bit confronting first thing to see i my inbox at 9am At the last second you became a pedophile. Neat (O_o_o_o_o_O) (O_o_o_o_o_O) (O_o_o_o_ Take my wand of cursory gestures, you periwinkle bastard <( I have a HTC Sensatio XE, its like yours: raising the brightness of the screen doesnt seem like saving energy at all, instead of saving some battery this thing goes crazy by blinking the led and notificating me how low the battery is. What's "reality"? i am I'm just confuced as to how a orangered got onto the periwinkle subreddit. Holy shit, your hats block the three comments above you! Name it.... Lil friend.. Holy crap...this girl's 27 I am pretty sure they knew...After all, on paulsoarejr's one, it says they weren't allowed to release until a certain time...April Fool's Day...I am sure they knew the whole scheme $1200 for a custom 1MoA AK? Oh our piggies are much cuter than that, that one looks dead. **Every** video is nominated to win Ikr Oh wow, I've never done this well before. ( hatless Nvm there are so many hats beautiful It's taking forever to load the comments. They load normally at first, but then all the silliness doesn't load until a solid 30 seconds-1 minute later. Dots disappeared again . i can see my bike in some of those pictures of the bike racks... How do you tell how many you have? So...what the heck is going on? I checked mine, and it was there...oh *comments*. Umm I think it'd be better to be PM'd than have an email available for everyone to see. Is that marijuana? I'm a size 6 and according to the size table someone posted above, I would be about a 14 in the 40s. I didn't realize they changed that much 2000?! That's the best! I should have posted my stuff on reddit, I ended up just posting my imgur album on the bottom of her redditgifts post. I was really fortunate to have a giftee who really liked my gift to her so much that she sent thank you coffee back. It was awesome to get *something* because my match said shipped but I never received anything. But that totally made up for it! Really cool when that happens- thank you to all that do that!! I would have done rematching, but I tend to overspend on redditgifts and wouldn't want to give a halfass gift to a rematch. Unfortunately I need to watch my finances since taxes How do we know what team we're on!?!?!?! When I spoke to the guy, he said he couldn't go any more negative in the front because he couldn't get out of his driveway *dead* why does this not have more upvotes? Funny enough, this change made me better at selecting them I don't even know who I am anymore What team are we on?! Would the person still be a thinking, feeling, etc. human being? Would they be the person they were before? Or just a vegetable? My eyes and ears and mouth do not make me, ME. Thinking about this is scaring the shit out of me right now this guy--> <( Yeah, the women of r/tall are really thrilled and laughing about this on.... I could go to four of those tour dates. Yeah, we do it all the time here. tbh i think thats the first wake forest flair ive ever seen on here. maybe he didnt know the superlative because theres only 1 of his kind You love the manager? How did you find this comment? This was two weeks ago. That's a really glum way of looking at things TIL Greenland is a country Perhaps its the same barn..... it just moves What the hell is this? So many puppies Freaking Brock Samson hair? Yep. Been wondering how long it would take the mods to fix it. As a programmer myself, this is driving me absolutely nuts. I like the fairing, that exhaust though My So Called Life?? HOMELAND?!?! no way, since when has she done harder stuff? of all my years fantasizing over her i have never once seen her do anything like that Oxford Street is known as a tourist attraction? One of my managers had a lazy eye. My trick is to look directly between their eyes. You still make eye contact without that creeper I opened this expecting to see a hot GWC girl, but was absolutely FLOORED by you! You must have killed me with those super-villain curves, I'm positive, because I've got some rigamortis setting in here Mr. Freeze and Batman on the same side right. also, in larger cities like nyc and i think in washington and LA, there are clinics that have trans educated endos and don't require that you've gone to a therapist. (i'm going tomorrow I was gonna say the same, yeah lets go spend 2mil on studying the bad things... She has periwinkle on her! But that reflection on his glasses.. 1hr 55min game. Hydralisk? hmmm.... it is? I, too, would like to know... Hehe, yeah, family here, plus the economy in Texas is about 10000 times better than in Florida. The jobs are here....that is for sure There's a Utah Bronies page? ... I am VERY curious how this was made possible "Do you like the texture of Khaki or something? Lol true. It seemed legit at the time though because they had a branded van and even uniforms Severed feet? I don't know the answer to that, but one other thing - I haven't played gw2 for a few months, but when I stopped, you couldn't specifically search for light/medium/heavy armor. Did that ever get fixed? still oblivious to what is happening here... NO! Don't ruin any childhood memories you monster! TIL there was apparently a DS game about this. [Is this for real? THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY ZU'UL... that tattoo artist was kind of sloppy This thing sounds insane Were you playing an advanced version of QWOP? What the serious fuck? Who exactly are you mad at? Looks delicious... I think I believe you meant to say 5' (5 feet). 5" (5 inches) is very awkward when you're sporting Double D's. I've heard most cases like that were actual abductions It might be a butter knife but IT'S A GATEWAY KNIFE I never thought I'd end up saying this, but Google+ is worse at this. I don't know how, but I have posts recommended to me from One Direction fan communities. oh my Well, then you wouldn't be 'doing nothing' then, would you? Weird cause Rick told him before they left the farm in Season 2 that he won't have the same childhood as Rick did growing up and that he needs up grow up fast... xPeke is third She looks extremly like my ex >I never understood for the life of me why RSS apps don't support at least some form of local feed. Why can('t you just manually add any site into most RSS apps without having a Google Reader account? Whyyyyyyyyyyy? Nasus just got buffed lately Where I'm from a bunch of highschool underclassmen seem really into it for some reason. So much so that apparently there are a bunch of 'em who do it who have never been to events? i've been a huge fan for some years now and so my parents know what they're all about. but i showed my mom the performance of pussy that i recorded when i saw them last may and she thought it was funny. "that's terrible, i can't believe my daughter experienced that ... and now I'm glad I've never considered online dating 20 $? Ch-chainsaw dildo? Holy crap, you've played a *lot* of multiplayer The left one is a chick? What the ass-hell did you blow up there?! It works for engineering yea, real front page material No, sadly. Although if I was I'd be paranoid that I looked crazy until I saw the footage. Wow. She wore that outside...? Okay. This seems as good a place to ask as any. My boss refers to all black people as African American, to be polite. However, this leads to almost all black folk giving her the " That... That was not what I was expecting Hardcore tdm slums. 46 killstreak yeah I used the stars to keep track of people I'll want to revisit and possibly message. I did not know about the attractiveness rating thing! Upon seeing a few of your posts, you've got some serious issues with women Dat facial expression. Ha! You'll save lots of money then, those plastic things aren't cheap! But I guess the shreddable toys also go fast... Choco gets toys from the guinea pig/bunny section too. Much cheaper than bird toys and sometimes they look exactly the same/are the same model. I think I'm more worried about Al Pacino's nails than his face There are those who have been around twice as long as you, and some that have been around twice as long as those people, but no living human that has been around twice as long as the OP's Granny Maybe it is popularity contest but u rly think pros will chose better players then this? Crazy eyes. My cat doesn't show any sign of affection to a tree :P Though he likes that shiny stuff.. Um.. Garland? However, I read that cats like to eat it. Exactly! My eyeballs almost rolled out of my head when I saw some of the beauty gurus on youtube contouring..... It's like.... It's crazy! I cant do that as it gets too hot underneath the covers and its harder to breathe Pretty much what I meant was "the equivalent of a reindeer in Canada would be something like caribou". I doubt they have reindeers in Canada, do they? Then what's the Japanese version? An ignorant atheist just found out. (me) How would she honestly know Now, why would the OP not want to point out that 5 out of 6 people involved in this are republicans. It's almost as if you are suggesting that the OP was trying to politically spin the story........oh, wait. What happened to your old one? >What really bothered me about your initial post is this part "If it were me, I would react much the same way" Yes it really is. In the 24 hr fitness I go to there is multiple old guys letting it all hang out while 2 of them are having a naked conversation and another is drying his old wrinkly balls in the hand air dryer machine. Tineye works on Gifs? Well I'm stuck up here in Canada....I could ship you a vial of the stuff? *just* $95.000 is a lot of money Great, now I have a new fear. you swatch on your hand? I felt like I was in an episode of Portlandia when I visited a big pack of my friends who live there and they took me to a pretentious brunch place. The hipster waiter was SO snooty and condescending, looking down his nose at us, making comments and generally acting really put-out to have to be taking our orders. I'm from LA where waiters are (generally) at least polite and often really personable. When hipster waiter walked away I was about to comment to the group about how condescending he was being when they all broke out into a chorus of "Our waiter is REALLY nice! Yea, isn't he great?" When did I say anyone was oppressing or being oppressed? TIL that the fear of telling a girl how you feel is totally rational, because their typical mental response is, apparently, "Ahh fuck, not again." I... dont want to see Ser Barristan defecate on an enemy... So yeah... Lets not think about him taking Belwas's place My neck, my back, like my pussayy and my crack. I thought it was when they started soaking blood-stained panties in the bathroom sink.... As the middle child of five, with a big brother who was always bigger and tortured me mercilessly, I concur. My brother's favorite tactic was to sit on my chest, pinning my arms to the floor, and dangle a ropey string of spit out of his mouth until it hovered just over my face, and then suck it back in. Eventually of course he would let it drip. We're good now, but there's no doubt I truly hated him for a while....I am a defensive person in general because of this, and other things that beset me as well, the main one being that whenever my wife reaches to taste my food, I reflexively defend my plate with a raised fork. That's a good question. Hi and welcome, Kat! I've never tried false eyelashes...they scare me. Even your facial hair grows in the same A pussy just walked on her pussy Cool, hopefully it's "historically significant" and not been either added later to try and up the value or someone had an accident over the shipping crate Jesus??? Wow I still don't get how Beatport can charge $2.49 for a single song. this joke is so incredibly old Wait a second... McDonald's credit cards do exist? I've never heard about these Pyro is liking UHC videos Covering half of ASOS, at this rate the series will take a decade to tell the story, how is that going to work with the age leaps for characters? WOW Your eyebrows are perfect. Ah I see. I'm used to not having that many keys or having properly labeled ones. I thought you meant once you had the right key you'd fail to unlock it several times (like missing the hole? the volume thing seems to be pretty common, actually. i think 4 people have posted about that already. :) also, i feel weird about getting interrupted while getting dressed too. even if it's someone i undress in front of. now I'm just confused What would happen if every girl in the world period at the same time? Thanks a lot , right now i want to know soo bad your Birthday it looks a little short Theresa??? similar thing happened to me once, but I thought it was only going to be a fart... I was so wrong.... sooooo wrong...... Never, NEVER, trust a fart those heels And no armor It looks... almost fake. It's such a clean cut. geez how much effin mana do satyrs have Bianchi/Daly, Hulk to McLaren ...okay, yeah, definitely freaked out now. So... is it a hair *system* then? WHERE CAN I BUY THIS SHIRT. It looks like the galaxies are making a Any tips guys? Honestly, I probably wouldn't even go with no fap, but rather....once a week fap. But, I am having a hard time controlling my 20 year old self As this conversation continues it's becoming clearer that we should probably just quarantine the islands. I don't want you getting out. It's 2-1 sabres after the first. Wouldn't have called that... I believe it. I had a friend Move from Ames, IA to Austin TX. 65% of their drive to Austin was from the OK/TX border to Austin. Go back in time and start this process 6 months ago. Wasn't Charles Woodson in talks with the 49ers also? And in a time where many teams are running spread offenses, can you imagine the 49ers dime package if they had Woodson as well? Agreed, my boyfriend put on one of my skirts the other day and he looked hot. Can't tell if sarcastic, or incredibly stupid That...sounds hilarious. I'm totally trying that. Was this solo queue? What was his 2nd item? lol, really, it cancels it? I never knew that for a moment I thought you meant Kate O'Mara.... 1 GB flash drive? i can't...stop watching it. I don't see anything on your swap list I'm interested in at the moment. What do you mean by Amazon items? No words... SAUSE! They're really cool little frogs. In the year I've had this one, he's escaped his terrarium once. I still don't know how. I have one of those semi fancy enclosures that has a glass door on the front and wire mesh on the top. There isn't a single gap anywhere that looks big enough for him to get through. He either escaped when I was feeding him.. or he's just magical Hi and welcome, Katie! I'm just getting serious about my makeup, and I'm having so much fun. :) You...fire hoop? What's weird is that not even a month after said new rules were implemented the posting style in there returned to what it had been before. That took a while to load but I DAREsay it was worth it Who beat him? Or I could watch it in my sunroom, which has floor to ceiling glass windows. What if I told you.... what he said was a joke? Most definitely. I think my biggest temptation will be buying a bunch of video games that didn't/won't get localized haha. And I want yummy food Oh my, are you for real? I can't believe what I'm seeing OMFG. but... why? Fleshlight Dear god her eyes scream 'crazy'. Hay peliculas boricuas de acción? Do I see two Kiritos in the background? Polynesians, the REAL Master Race! His face is like Hahaha I like the description of the Jebus Krips, that's awesome! LOL. last time i was asked to pray, i totally had to fake it - and yeah, it felt SO awkward!! i think there's just a Mormony vocal cadence that you natural fall into when you pray, and when you're out of practice - it's really hard to pretend. Nice! I probably played you at some point cause I played probably 3k+ games in Halo 2 and 3 *each* It did; thank you so much! I'm putting it on now...I'm already scared. So Bigfoot doesn't know Bigfoot on the Internet? Makes me think of a walnut shaped whale I can't believe how junky the food has become :D :D :d :P :p :o o_o :) =) =P O-O 0-0 That or we're really nerdy and need hobbies. Dat Bend radius Yeah that one... Anyway. Do you think you know me well enough to finish my sen-... ? I wonder if....WE ARE NORTH KOREA AND WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT! Jag kände seriens upprördhet vida översteg Blondinbellas inlägg i What....About.....both? Oh my god there is so many different parts Adam Ahh I want to watch this forever! Wow... Dat W effect/live voting? what are you talking about? noone here mentioned the allstar team Holy shit you're a master How do you remember yours I'll be honest. When I read the title something completely different came to mind Believe it or not I use Quicktime 7 (I'm on a MAC). I also have 'flip for mac' installed on my computer. Very odd thing is, my system seems to encode them better then any other in the office and we have NO idea why. Some other editors will actually send me files to encode for them Are you a terrorist Jesus cop over doublelift.. interesting, also crumbzz over saint The mightiest vote in an upward fashion has been delivered wow dirt cheap indeed This is the setup of my dreams! He also has to sniff every grocery bag that comes into the house and then he finds one to sit on and starts purring That escalated quickly. You in those same pig tails.. But from behind Yet you have a therapist? I just dropped 1000 certs for CARV-S on a new Terran character, so I'm freaking out right now because if that new NS LMG in GU06 is better (better for me would be a better fire rate than the CARV-S + HV ammo) I will /facepalm and possibly rage till my soul explodes. Already got like four months of gold... Dear god! where do i sign up? I guess i'm the only one who has heard of 40k I'm glad they didn't do anything to me!! you want male looking female genitalia doing something to you?! Be careful you could spend all your money in there... B L I N D E D Your girlfriend has a dick and wears a diaper around the house? This makes a lot of sense. TIL That British made Where's Wally is Where's Waldo in the US The address given is 3025 Main St....the address of Excuses cafe... I would literally spend a 100 bucks on a Morgan Freeman soundpack Great leader's concubines, three hours later - "You want us to *what*? Wait what? I don't remember this part about repairing the path to earth... I like how Uh, why is the first girl smiling? What happened to him I want them ALL!!!! I'm ashamed how long that took me to see So basically just HL2 confirmed? * I think you could wear a slightly thicker brow, also maybe bring them closer together just a biiiit? I feel like the brows are a bit too far apart They have 15,000 passwords?! No! Why would it? That arch is sinful LOL!! My BFF must think I'm crazy because I talk about my experience with pregnancy and the PP part of things. I hope she still wants kids Oh wow, I use to do this to people all the time! I know it sounds crazy, but it makes your legs feel great! Sometimes the oddities of life are the most fulfilling? Karalius missed literally 5 sona ulti's that game, and three of them were flash ulti's. It's almost like he's never played sona before, except that sona's his most played champ They do not look very "Danish" to me... so round Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti! I did karate for a few years, which hopefully will save me one day in the tuck/roll business. However with the amount of broken collarbones and shoulder injuries.. one bad tuck/roll could be much worse than a faceplant. Game of luck I guess. I say all this as I plan on heading to the park later today to work on my jump line It seems like you're not ready for an open relationship.. and I don't want to be putting bad thoughts on your mind, because I could be wrong on this, but him wanting an open relationship just a few weeks before you move there seems a little fishy to me. He might already have something going on and wants a justification for it, I mean come on, can't wait a few weeks to be with you? i can't tell if this is sad or awesome I hope she gets good pulls, I did the same with my GF and she ended up pulling a foil Cavern of Souls My god, she actually deleted her account Thanks! I try to keep it organized but from day to day it tends to fluctuate. I don't have the drawers full of makeup like some lucky ladies, It would drive me crazy to have 50+ of everything, I don't know how they choose in the morning something with......cats I don't think this will really affect him outside of reddit, and on reddit I have no sympathy for him. You think he'll lose a job or something? What happened that made them go private? What did the mod do OMG I love her design I'd PM you my battle tag in case you wanted to play (we have both Alliance and Horde toons of varying levels), but I cannot remember the numbers after my tag. That's how badly I want to quit. Fuck don't say that It was a contest win! It was actually a really difficult contest. You had to unscramble 20 usernames of RAoAers, and they weren't necessarily frequent posters. It basically required sifting through the Random WL button; took me a little under 2hrs, and second place took nearly twice as long. Maybe they weren't as much. I was just looking at the orange line section that cut more into Roxbury. I kind of confuse the two areas and lump them together in my mind. Either way, more access into Roxbury would give more access into Dorchester too, right? 1/3 of all subscribers My brother made these. I'm the fox. WHO IS OP?? It was so difficult and everyone and their uncle was working on it and posting updates, making it even more stressful! "I'm up to 10 names unscrambled..." "I have 12 unscramble!" etc. Red with no Bonfire, in SB at least? Wow, you have a lot of shinies heh, sorry :) sometimes my brain is a bit weird. think i'm on UWR though. one cool tribal deck i saw rock our gameday was werewolves This should go to /r/cringepics as well. That is so creepy I was just curius of what they think How did a thread about the apocalypse even turn into a discussion about them pesky blacks? I didn't even get a warning I have the greatest gf ever. She does this for me What the actual fuck are those? i get it he posts alot, but your reaction is just Quick question: Why do you have 2 bubbling Hustler's Hallmarks but one is 40 keys and the other is 5 buds? Have you ever been to the Catacombs in Paris? There are just SO MANY bones. I was even able to hold a human skull in my hands. I'm 29 weeks and ave gained 30lbs! TWIST! Annie is graves father. This is the first album I've bought since Gorillaz debut when I was like eleven (making it the second album I've ever bought Web developer, and now that I have more hours not quite that much time anymore :P dark souls was just so good I would watch the shit outta this WTF!!!! It took you longer than two minutes to read my posts? I hope you didnt put salt and vinegar flavour on it Mine came from church of all places. Pokemon is not strategy. It might have elements of strategy, but it is a turn-based RPG. It's nowhere near Chess. You can't even compare the two... Nice find. If you found it... These people look fucking weird and the 29 years old grandma look like she's in her early 40s Usually my comments get ignored and buried, no matter how insightful I make them. I am still learning to reddit. Ha, you're good at this! Some might say... a little *too* good Since when is quoting Grumps videos considered conversation? u were bronze last season and got diamond in 2 weeks Mine does exactly the same thing Umm...I don't even know what to say to this there is nothing in this world that will sexify a woman like a figure hugging red dress does, all i can say for this one is HOLY SHIT Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. It just seems as if there's a genuine aspect of randomness to it. Like, in another thread, I made a comment that I felt was really, truly judgemental and rude, and it was upvoted same here TIL that guys can get Borderline PD. It's my birthday today as well. ... are you in the ABQ area? Is it the same record convention as the one I'm going to on Sunday? Nice to see you got this working for you. Them's a lot of resistance consoles though He's such a huge asshole that, despite his money, he can't even _pay_ someone to take a picture with him. Figured I'd run across you again. Just took a look. Those posts are all by the same damn guy [Wait, Leah is the daughter of the hero from D2 and Adria, right? So if the Barb is the same Barb then Leah is his daughter? Woah, wtf did the lighting do to my lazy beard? If you are trying to indicate that integer 8 is equivalent to capital D, I think one equals sign will suffice. Oh, wait a minute....... Don't give up, I jumped 2 leagues in 2 games, from silver to platinum Hell of a long moment Yea, that's true. It could be like Tezzeret or something 151 comments... In what kind of world does "I'm not really into this..." is a way of hitting on you? Frontline made a report on it. Iran did not respond to the warnings and did not transmit IFF. All the bodies recovered were males and completely naked. The hell did he say? My bad but I don't get it I've seen another epic catching video, where a guy just sticks out his hand and the ball bounces off the ground and just land right into his hand - he then goes like this: Did you not know there is TF2 tournament I'm surprised this fetish is considered disgusting/gross Does Edward Cullen live here? STAY AWAY! Of course not Mindblown You're some tuna who's into self-cannibalism? Auto-turrets Yeah I never understood why people needed so many. I only ever needed one.... It's okay... That's like apologizing to our Universe... due to every atom being it's own universe... the people inhabiting the planets in those galaxies that are in those universes have their own reddit where someone just like you is apologizing to their atoms, where someone like me is telling them about how their atoms are individual universes, and so on. Not to mention the people who are discussing their atoms, where one of them is our universe. Nice, I had an avarage of 12 hours a day in Vanilla. Online 50% of the time lol. A lot of it was idle and sometimes running a bot. But it feels really weird knowing you have been online for probably a few years, in WoW.. Just what I had heard, didn't really know where it come from. My bad. Lets just say kiting and let that be the end of it This one that broke the fourth wall and told me to wake up. It was fucking terrifying Whelp I almost pissed myself laughing.... Crisis averted.... Your poor foot looks like it's been through a meat grinder... This was NOT safe for work. Ive been maining my cannoneer for a while, this 3x is ridiculous Someone please figure out the song TOPHER?? I just realized, how is it giving vision? This looks strangely familiar how the actual fuck? Have you seen the latest update? They added size charts. You put $450 into a tier 2-3 archtype that even at full capcity hasnt topped an ocg tourney yet Huh? Someone downvoted me for thanking OP for posting this? I didnt even think about that Tsst you're a liar! So you went in 2007...which means Animal Collective played mostly Merriweather stuff because it wasn't out yet Sadly I made the mistake of looking at those long ago. I worry about some people or can they? erase any existence? what world do I live in where incognito mode doesn't exist uh.. They did. That's why their eyes are so Wow im not a fan of the whole league lore thing but this sounds badass HoeMilk? Nice! I like the line work on the larger pieces.Was concerned that your belly button had vanished in the top pic Dead Wrong...It's a conspiracy book about the deaths of Marilyn Monroe, JFK, and Martin Luther King Jr. I'm all paranoid now TIL that there are Burrowing Owls. Aaron Rodgers and Megatron on the same team. Rape them Dude, the comments on that article are Took me a bit to realize that she was holding a pen Then you phrased the text the wrong way ...it's that hard to accept everyone has different preferences? Dude, this is rad! I can't believe you did this on the 3DS It's definitely not Blitzcrank! So you guys didn't know that this was in KMS before it hit us right? Or am I missing something in the image that I should be seeing. That was so damn weird right as I read that Mr. G entered the library... There was also probably a 1/26 chance of that happening My skin color varies by which part of me you're looking at. My arms, thighs, and feet are many shades darker than my face, which is a few shades lighter than my torso and shins. It's so weird. I don't wear foundation so it's really not a *problem* for me; just an odd thing. I would love a little more uniformity. it does to an extent, but that 12x stack of numbers is a little ridiculous on the screen 100 müüüü ...not sure if serious The look on Sam's face... WILL happen? David Hot damn I'd give you my number in an instant This is great advice about backpacking, thanks! I will do my best to avoid the showers in Mazama i dont think he could have gotten $7500 for it back in 94 Can't handle dresses that short haha, I'll see what I can come up with! I'm going to attempt to match the outift! Those are some great recommendations Who in their right mind would do this? That's... I... Miami Keys? we're in exactly the same spot! blink was terrifying They're the same color, right? How long did you have to farm before you got one of those I'll never understand why people mock scientology and call it a cult...and then go to church Then I'm lucky. Mechanic or electrician for super secret Air Force jets AHA! So it's the GIRLFRIEND playing for you, hmm??? Wow, Oswald asks for 1,068,000 souls This was so unepic because all Naruto did was hold a Kunai as he juked Tobi. More of a fail on Tobi's part than a "nice move Naruto!". At least that's how I saw it on the day it released at 4 AM in the morning It was from a novelty account, username something like *correctsyouryou're*. Commented with '(don't you dare edit you're comment): FTFY'. I think he was trying to be ironic and make it look like I'd edited my comment to correct you're to your, after telling PixelLantern not to edit his/hers for a typo. If that was the intent, it was marginally cleverer before being over-explained by me, but not much So you have never played Quake 3? UT2K4? Hi and welcome! A Dior powder...that must've been lovely. The only Dior thing I've ever owned is a deluxe sample of their BB cream (had to use 100 of my Sephora points on it ...I just realized that I've been watching on Twitch the *whole time* and have had no lag. Dear god, according to Victoria's Secret I'm a 36DD (that's the size of all the bras I currently have) but now that I did the measurements myself looking at that link, it says I'm actually a 34F... Dude that guy scares me! No, it's pretty much the same. Head-cold and sore throat. My brother went to the doctor today, though, and got antibiotics since it turned into bronchitis. Ha. I was just pointing out that specific fact they quoted. They also prescribed marriage in hopes of intercourse following marriage, which may cause orgasm. Very convoluted process.. If you have a free-floating uterus wukong All i could think of that entire time i was reading it, was about Jason, Camp Crystal lake, and dead bodies? Oh, and i zoomed in in the picture of like, the well/hole thing, And it looked like some kind of creature was in there You really, *really* don't get how psychopathy works and you're a giant idiot who deserves whatever misfortune you bring upon yourself by boot licking psychopaths ...you guys bought stuff from the Dollar Bill? It's hard enough to get them to list the artist /ooc I didn't realize you could marry your cousin in my state. we have laws against just about everything else I'm starting to feel like I'm the only one who isn't scared of fat people. Get over it and live your lives whaaaa? Not to sound mean, but why did you have a stuffed animal while watching a film, in front of your gf's family? That was so brave of her to keep shooting while that was going on right in front of her; I'm not sure if I would've had the courage to stick around after calling the police, that guy looks fucking scary. Is 16:10 even a thing? What's the resolution on each of those? My jaw dropped when I saw him leave and recall on that.. *so behind* Doesn't ice in the base take away from some of the flavor in the shisha? this added nothing to the conversation, but was upvoted That doesn't work on me... Hang on, are you criticizing our Korean team for being a Korean team? I realized earlier today that Jurassic Park has been out for 20 years.... Wait, you're following me, and you're the one who's creeped out? Go join SRS already, you have the same stalkerish attitude. how do you unblockable with dog assist I have previously lost hours with nothing more than a scientific calculator and some paper. So much playing with logs. People LIE At the thrift store I work at we have records, 8-tracks, and cassette tapes; and kids are ALWAYS asking what they are. Oh, and one kid called an N64 game we have "from the stone age". so many handles, can you imagine using that in a non-training situation? curious if this is SDZ - i know they have these guys in the same enclosure, but i've sure as shit never seen them doing this particular activity. A DICK? In your BUTT? If anything I'm surprised there is anyone who plays UHC and *hasn't* ever used this method of portal creation " mind = blown, that explains all the traffic around the weekends. We can hold you ransom for ikea Wat? Wow, I asked to play, and people were SO FRIENDLY! Found 5 man team and we just screwed around in normals, great teamwork all around. I said at the beginning: We play lol, not 'blame game', everyone was ok with it and we all gave each other advice during all our games... I think I just found some friends Well thats... interesting. This makes me just a little sad that I JUST spent a ton of money on MAC foundation! I can't bring myself to buy another until the pain of that expenditure heals just a little more! Bottles are bad. They're great while they last, but eventually they break, and shit gets messy ... Was that all one sentence? My doctor explicitly told me DO NOT EAT FOR TWO when I got pregnant. I wasnt overweight (140lbs and 5'9" at 14weeks a long) I gained 30lbs by the end if the pregnancy and still got shamed by the midwife nurse that gained too much ...One of those "book smart but no common sense" types? true story? So far so sane :) I just don't go out after dark Hm, on second thought, you do have a point. Jeff WAS kind of being more of a dick to her than usual. Looks like this relationship beheaded in the wrong direction... how are you so far ahead in tech from everybody else? and in score? I have no words for that second pic. So beautiful mustard must have done a damn good job of framing this as a suicide You....you look incredibly familiar. He fell asleep with you in *his* arms? Have you not been following the news for the past month? Well I suppose I could get away with it... I work in retail, not food prep, so its not really a health violation. *brain* moorman I feel like I've joined at just the right time! Haven't played TF2 in quite a while though, might be time to break it out instead of just watching youtube poop of it Yeah, briliant. Are you sure that this site hasn't been cracked and article maliciously included? I can't believe it. Wait where's the link Maybe even an Infinite amount of times! technically didnt buy lugs online. found seller online and met him in person locally Oh really?! I used to work at a handbag shop in Australia and Rosetti is a brand exclusive to that company, as in manufactured by the company! Same finish, logo, colour everything Make it "Jayce Draven" and you can ruin it for sure. Demacia-Noxus confliction is the best to ruin something! Did you really buy pre-sliced cheese? Wow... There's one frame I noticed where the giraffe goes from eyes closed to full on Is it just me, or do the hands in that commercial look like lady hands. wow that looks complicated so is any kind of punishment you shit head That's not why I got him though.... So you'll give me 450m if I sign up to your link? > Those who are against violence now take up the trumpet against . . . knives. The push has been made in Britain (see anti-stab knives and knife collection drives Lee sin: wtf that teardrop looks like a pulsing face scar Yeah, I guess so, eh. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I am a very blessed person, down below is one of the areas, lol. I finally got this face > Maybe it's the OTHER leg Man, that was a ridiculously good game that ended abruptly. We?! I see only one curvy You need to shave those legs I've had this same call but referring to bras. They wanted to know every fucking type, lace, design. At the point they asked me what type of bra I wore and if you could see my nipples through the bra What is seen cannot be unseen. Various rumors about where it comes! Holy fuck, ships are expensive now They're pretty common in toilets in the tropics - nothing like flushing and watching a green leg appear from under the lip of the bowl Unless she's a redditer. I showed my girlfriend and she went the shit i've seen who? Can we actually hit the moon with a missile? I mean, it wouldn't surprise me in the least, but I was just wondering if this was legit A BIG ONE!!! Needs a "Brazzers" logo added to that one. "Facerolling like a boss." Ye he really is Did you? The article said wildlife authorities think it's a hybrid or the photo was edited, the face reminds me of florida panthers, but the back makes me think of a bobcat I did not know that. I've been hitting them with swords. Hallucinogens at an amusement park.... I would check it out if you're doing something else out there already, like going to one of the Vineyards. That's what we did and after being there I would never go JUST for the outlets. Also they have a vending machine that sells coupon booklets. Do not buy one. None of the coupons combine with any store markdowns/sales. I knew that ahead of time, I totally didn't buy one and find out later. eek... I'm actually in VT and haven't had this happen...yet. Don't want to watch it for too long for fear of something popping out Why not both? This makes me want to switch to Rain of Toads immediately. holy shit, the fanart there is fucking fantastic!!!!! Ahh, more Eres yo!? Heh...accidentally did that today. It's like...you know me. Like...we know each other God I wish that video was longer! That sounds awesome. Oh wow weirdest proportions I have ever seen. Mad cred, you say? Also westrice was banned during the middle of stream, even though he was the top viewed Pretty sure this falls under hate posts, might want to take this down before mods ban you or something A lot of Japanese people hate natto... it's all stringy and gross. That being said I'm always surprised to see kids eating the stuff because they like it Or Gabians. What match was this? High-Octane Nightmare Fuel.My tank is full. ( That eyebrow has a fin Cool site, So are we really going to get an even where we can craft a Tessaiga Yes! When I was able to steepen my approach by so much at full flaps, without gaining airspeed I was like CAN'T STOP HERE! This is bat country. Hahahaha I'd do the same if I had pictures! but yeah they said if I hadn't caught it then, that it would've eventually started to grow out through my nose. My boyfriend and I are thinking of moving out.. I am terrified. haha. It's a big deal for me! Fuck, I love sideburns and those pants! Literally saw the pic and went "WOW! Dunno, just your nick looked familiar and i wondered. I dont really care actually. Why you treat like you are golden? I had written that first thing waking up without my glasses. I swear, I never make that kind of mistake Username "Dongmaster69"...Gee, this whole thing looks legit oh god. I never knew that was annoying Actually something similar happened to me just yesterday. As Britania I pressed a claim on France of one of my vassals who was a mayor, and because of this after the war France became a republic, 500 years before the revolution But then... it would just go... back into the ground I get free food at school. Are you...what... i mean... this is... i don't... i don't even... Wait! What did I just see? A near perfect amu or what ? nasas pls you are pretty close to me, only off by a couple of hours But I felt that too Heisenberg. That looks a lot like Silkroad. ...Good God. You're right! Use brown sugar instead of white sugar. I've heard a few diabetics say this. that congresswoman has a fucking metal name \m/ Jesus It's not a repost if I've never seen it before!! But, then... What do people who are both smart and attractive want to be told? Man does he have some swag. If you're happy and you know it, crap your pants. ANYTHING? You go to r/pettyrevenge and expect maturity? Is there a link of this or is this something you thought up.... Wait.. Was that "You will" directed at the " I was wondering if we are going to be able to see more of you in the shows anytime soon" or the "I hope to see you in Twisted"? Omg, I'm the same way. I see my friends with babies and I can look at them and coo from a distance. When theycome close I feel like I'ma break it or something She has six boobs I once woke up and found a glass of milk in the microwave So was it just me, or did the 'young guy' that sat next to Ezio have joker scars on his face/mouth Did you guys hide the karma count of comments on this topic somehow Should I go send you some? I don't even have a Trader Joe's near me...you're so luckyyyyyyy Oh damn! Mother'a mercy. TIL everyone on reddit is 12 Lol! I've had minimal pain and inflammation, so I assumed they all went as smooth... but... way to mess with my head... 75 is "cold" to me. haha. Isn't it funny how different people can be? It's currently 61 degrees outside and my husband has the air on. I am sitting in long pants a sweatshirt and a blanket. Great films don't make one dollar billion dollars? She is a classic example of a person talking in caps lock Sweet mother of God Why did you have to piss outside What's with those ads? Aura Cleanser? Cat Unicorn Horn? Space Funerals? ._. Hmmm, Now cheat day, what food do you eat on cheat day like anything? Do you believe I would ever call that hot body "fat"? I was going to ask for a Shining Noctowl, but apparently the price on that doubled in the past month He knows what you did last night. How'd you know what a subreddit was without knowing what... reddit was Woah... Is that normal...? you replied before he even posted I'm seeing 4 mins ago on his post and 6 mins ago on yours ! It's a tooth Who is this ump? First pitch to Kemp was straight down the middle... I kept thinking "Capsule Corp." for some reason When you find random sacks of weed stashed in inappropriate places. I.E. I found a sack of weed in my CAR that must've been there for *months*... Hi and welcome! I'm also 27 and love owls, although they frighten me a little now that I've watched *The Fourth Kind*. They're solid colours and simple shapes Probably like a [22] since the dog is so small and ate so many brownies. Whooooaaahhh iv'e surprisingly never thought about that That novel sounds positively terrifying. Cool, I think I might as well give it a shot at this point since I've got a gallon jug of the stuff for some reason Why do I have you tagged as "honest & nice guy"? I have a friend who "eats a couple antibiotics anytime (he) has a toothache" because "it helps soooo much" FUCK, how old are you know and how is your foot??? 2 old ladies on a weekend "girl get away" leaving a small bag of dildos in the bathroom, oddly enough our housekeeping office has a closet full of dildos I just found out about recently. The hotel only keeps on to them for 30 days (per company policy for lost and found items) and the closet is full of them. How did he end up getting 3 TPs in 3 slots I'm from Michiana as well. I wonder if his wife gambles, maybe I've served her a drink I have the weirdest boner right now. Holy shit! I just saw this and thought the cut was just makeup/special effects Hey I say some of those sometimes... i just saw him in Detroit thursday night. Hands down one of the best shows I've seen this year. I also got to meet him after the show. He's a really friendly guy and took pictures with so many people and signed my tummy try saying *ripster riparian streams* 5 times real fast hrmmm... vanilla turtle donuts perhaps??? Dafuq clearlove change his name to troll At that point, my eyes went to a steady So is that a 3D render or something? Don't tell me it's real. JETSET. JETSET. JETSET RADIOOOOOOOO! God, I remember playing the second one on the original XBOX. I spent hours customizing my graffiti. Oh man, that series was on my "To Watch" list. Now I'm hesitant. Teenage Mutant Hero Beavers .. I have never seen that background before. Once again, just waiting on you Chelsea must be sad.. I don't have a link but I remember someone posted an article about him wanting to go back out on loan next season Hmm, they display the identical size to me in Firefox Cant be that bad...*Look up price* OMG Candy Panda I have the weirdest boner right now Ahh i see The Score flashing forward and failing to get the kill + suiciding, the Volibear suicide to Varus in bot lane after Diana got caught, deodorants not being punk? I remember this fascinating talk about how inception was actually about the movie making process it blew my mind TIL Rata Sum is actually a death star in the works, and their giant laser will destroy the pale tree. Cool shirt! But i couldn't help but notice his dark hand Wow, that's... Intimate ... Wut? 11k HP god damn Wait, how do you lie to the wishing well? I'm blushing just looking at this sexy, *sexy* cake. Ah, gotcha. Makes sense. Not sure why I'm getting downvoted for not not experiencing something. I don't get it... What kind of image hosting is that I thought it was a Krawk "For Austin to really compete, we need a gigabit" Really? That looks crazy good. A month? It totally scared the fuck out of her. You can't see her behind me when I finally blow but she was all like Holy... what is going on this game? Man that's some ritual shit right there. We should start Smoking different creatures in our bowls 'n blunts SOCIAL D! Nice! Awesome gifting GDLions Relevant username Oh... Where did you get the computer? 3 CD bootleg This was on my friends facebook about a week ago as a fellow arkansan, i didn't even know this was going on Nice ride! I also have a e46 M3 and Niello is one of my local BMW dealerships How do they even live off it? I can't imagine having too live off 7mill per year when you don't pay for housing/clothing/bills. Poor ladies indeed Can't tell if real or sped up My mind has just been blown. Holy fuck no. Why would someone think KDA affects MMR He runs around the house like this So many purple links. The most amazing thing is that there are only 2 Milky Way stars in this picture Yeah, I want to turn shaders down lower so my computer will run better but I don't like the models on low. Especially because Kerrigan just stares at you unmoving in the startup screen If this is unacceptable how is it still up? how old is your brother? > Especially because Kerrigan just stares at you unmoving in the startup screen shouldnt you be flying He's not though was that at real ingame speed? that translates to Weak-skeren in Swedish If Patrick is Kratos, who's Spongebob? Rainbow serpent? Ouch 50! I believe theres one thats 100 540 viewers for a 100k tournament, you don't see that every day Only agree with about half of those This scar looks tidier then my thread and needle scar after knee surgery ... I only ever had one of those. I didn't know they worked in pairs. Can... Can we have a movie day sometime? What up I have a big cock? dude... I just started taking Vyvanse, (legitimately, I have it prescribed for my adhd) and I've been wondering why I have to shit so often ** I was joking. I'm surprised everyone who got wrongly banned isnt unbanned yet Would love to know who this is i still don't really get what SRS is... are they linking the content because they find it funny or because they find it offensive? the comments seem a bit ambiguous nope! LOVE your eyebrow piercing though... I think you took that picture and are trying to start it as a craze how will the aliens know how to land when they return I always get the opposite problem-- I always have hundreds lined up to enter but NO ONE EVER LEAVES But if you follow the book, jQuery is like chapter 19. Disconnect power supply before servicing Love enjoi, the old ads in transworld were great. I used to have a collection of them... Wonder if I still do This made me cringe nice i'm a member there too! wanna FAP together sometime? Now, that's some messed up sh*t man Oh lord. ...uuuh.... just imagine if frieza achieved the same final form as cooler while on namek... Wow you must have terrible luck Just left town for spring break wow We were around 1200-1300 rating on these alts and managed to pull off a 3 cap at Gilneas That has to be one of the best lot lizards I've ever seen! Fuckin' A You're a badass. Which one is North Korea? WHAT?! Me? Is it that you put the taskbar on the left? if so than it's not the client it's your bad screen resolution.. That pikachu is massive It works but I felt something weird as hell in my throat My dog makes bread. Like a cat. While she's sucking a blanket or a pillow. She also pukes when excited, which is all the time, which means she pukes a lot. On the bright side, she's self cleaning. ( Macaroni grows on your fingers? Is it sexist to assume that she does not want to die alone? Given that my siblings names are both Kevin and Adam, this freaked me the fuck out It would be weird if they were on BDP reading this right now Oh my god...that's just uncanny I would have shat myself Honestly, I have none. Going up there I expected to be let down, but figured it wouldn't hurt just to check things out. When I actually saw it I was just like That actually looks kinda terrifying! I glanced at this picture and thought it was a scene fron walking dead. Decorations are OP. &amp;lt;( (> How did you notice? I didn't, but I'm intoxicated. Yay for typing correctly while under the influence. Which is weird, because some Arabic native speaker from Egypt said that he can understand Maltese, and that he finds little difference with it and Tunisian Arabic. A fellow Ent joining the banana Exact same happens on Firefox. If you think that would happen why does it not happen on land? Just when i thought we've enough Pink EF couriers in DotA2 ... So much... green. All this Karma confuses the heck out of me.... I just posted so people could look at the work I did There is a best of Tybalt on youtube!? I would use one. I haven't so I can't speak to that. But really, their used to be a time where you didn't need that. My Mother used to be in real estate Sales in late 1980s and early 1990s. So yes I remember dips in real estate markets etc. But only as a kid. I'm 37 now. There used to be a time where you could negotiate. Not in Melbourne. It's all auctions now. Now...they are doing rent auctions in some places. wow that was weird as hell How about this for a twist? You're in a subterranean city for most of the game, until the climax where it turns out you're actually on Mars. my grandmother showed 'IT' to my cousin when she was only 3 What if people are joking, though? Thank you for mentioning that....I thought I woke up in the twilight zone. Oettinger should not be recommended I don't think you ever told me this one. 300 should be enough to start the repopulation wut Oh wow 30 hours? Just because she doesnt want/need sex as often doesn't mean she desires him LESS. Don't worry, your first choice of dragon breed will not affect the rest of the game a lot. For starters there are only 4 starter breeds you can choose from, and you will most likely obtain two different breeds (1 is chosen, 1 randomly generated). After that, I believe you clan can grow to about a 100 dragons. You could start with two mirror dragons now, but end up with 50 fae dragons if you want to, through actioning, trading, buying and scavenging for eggs, so no worries! My main problem is that I can't decide what clan to choose! Dat A-10 "mini"gun wait, is this a crime in britain? Oh wow! I hadn't thought of that Froggen flashing too early from the kog'maw passive...? what a weird sight. Wait... in the US it's not only the cops who have the right to arrest people ? You mean that this bountyhunter stuff is real and not just a material for movies and series ? I thought Valve made it What I'm confused at is, is that the real Skrillex or just some dude walking around with an account called skrillex What am I voting for The "Fixed" made me expect something with the I still use Dexter SST Entry shoes that are about 10 years old. I guess the cheaper ones last longer than the expensive ones you cook a meal 3 times a day? i am really enjoying the game so far :D i was shocked when i was playing in a map where we push the azis back and there were bodies all over the place and men screaming out in pain And leave it to me to see the background first.....lady in the white shirt killed it for me rich what do u mean the fuck was that? At my local mall the Spencer's is right next to a kid's clothing store. There are plush Playboy logo bunnies in the front window. At a skating rink as i type this how do i submit a link? Erm.....I wouldn't call it dogfighting 101, there is literally nothing informative about that video, just someone flying around shooting at other planes, with random music in the background which doesn't benefit the video either. Whats wrong with adobe air yo Warhammer 40k Space Marine, and Darksiders 2 are both listed at 2tb for me... $1188.39, 77 items, 4526.52GB President Monson a Pyro?! Triforce? my two favourite things in one event Wait your character basically went to hell and died? Awesome pic, the only thing that bothers me is the handgun he's using lol? This is the first time I've ever heard of anything like this in regards to touching a printer while loading paper There is no backpage He was so good they thought he was hacking?! Mother of.... I also **didn't** receive my PIN in the mail. I called the 1-800 support number earlier today that they emailed out yesterday, and admittedly was on hold for about 10min (I was redditing though, so it could've been 2-3hrs.. Shit. Is his nose broken? Am I the only one that sees Tom Cruise? Because powerful people who commit crimes never bother covering their tracks Melo's 9 offensive boards tied the offensive rebounds of the Thunder starters combined. GENIUS! Even though this has nothing to do with league. Thanks a ton I guess I must play League different to a lot of you guys ~~ THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY ... ~~ You need to tilt that tophat... Tiny tophats aren't supposed to be worn straight This selection includes 162 items, is valued at $1947.53, and requires 652.71 GB. 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Then you'd be stuck in there. am i the only one that thinks it says yellowstaff on imgur at first look Where did you get that watch ~~ THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY ... wait, females fap..... &amp;amp;lt;( (&amp;amp;lt; /\\( Wonderbra comes in G? Ahhh. I took my first shower beer around a year and a half ago. Long, stressful night at work and I just wanted to shower or drink. This night, I couldn't wait to drink after my shower so I brought a can with me... $2.00/pop? How did you find this post I felt like i was in Copper?(CU) wha? First image ends so weirdly <( (> /\\( <( (> /\\( I agree but seriously, he beats Waaaaaiiiiddde Bahhhrritt and just disappears? ohhh snap I frequently get the strange urge to close my eyes while I'm driving I read it as makes me feel like a parrot My son was given one of those. We sold it in a garage sale and I jokingly referred to it as a "My First Vibrator" for kids. 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I just kept thinking it was some kind of TV show or subtle insult about having to speak to me in more colloquial terminology rather than treating me as a smart person. That sort of thing happened to me until I grew a beard. I wasn't able to do that until after I graduated college I thought this was going to be Peter showing his original artworks and somehow managed to buy the others. her hand looks fucking weird in the mirror What's unraw cheese? Why are you naked in the bottom picture? I have almost the exact same build but with 7950s. And i am thinking of doing the exact same thing with a prodigy and 680. Creepy Oh noes Maybe God if they start striking poses like that in the series. .. Why would you add in a monitor? Congrats! It looks amazing! oh shit so expensive Iron Man 3 comes out on May 3rd, though... Yiss. And Frost I feel like i wrote this comment, this is weird Die when fully charged? Yes! I love Obama! I think thats the BEST joker cosplay I've ever seen "I suggest you slow down...or you will get violated" I speak spanish, I know what those things mean That is one deceptively heavy post The two bags were lays, i have since bought my first bag of chip in 1 yr since then... 5 bags of XXXTRA flaming hot cheetos Faen finnes det annanas brus? Have to agree with /u/TheThingAboutDaisies - Baptiste is amazing and should be on the clearance shelf for $7... that's where I found mine! the third one had the cup Don't touch it... Thank God my girlfriend doesn't have sisters.... I struggle to give my drawings normal eyes now I made a noob mistake not checking RAM clearance. How could he have forgotten the Kings? My closest tournament is a 40 minute train ride, then a 30 minute walk from the train station Oh man for me Jojen is exactly how I pictured him. It's spooky. Something about his eyes.. Worst then the WD It's tied with the Mutts. Under "Personal Life" the last sentence said, "She once did a movie and it was good." So I'm all like, "oh, wikipedia....", and the I refresh the page and it's gone. Shit, f'real? Thats crazy FLOPSY!? Kinda, it only got you 2,5k karma for this comment, some reddit gold and the OP got 5,6k karma thankyou, I really needed to hear something like that. Been so caught up in working for this thing I haven't noticed the years going... like when you've been doing an allnighter and look up to see the sun has risen ... That wasn't very funny. ? ( I never got one with shit? That's what I'm hoping they implement in the third game, if they don't I won't mind creating a new game and running the side quests first. There is supposed to be 39 different endings How come nobody mentioned Kid Got to G-Rank yesterday finally. Due to Internet problems I had to do Goldbeard Ceadeus solo. It took me 26 minutes. Did G-Rank Rathian right afterwards. 24 minutes Whoah, I actually know how you feel My weapon: half a bag of gummy bears What's wrong with...oh my god! They...They are im not a stranger if i know where you live Why the hell does Putin need a PR team on reddit for? COLBUUU WHAT DO YOU MEAN Those look used.... omg I don't understand why she says they're just basement dwellers? >I don't understand why she says they're just basement dwellers? Well, yes... I was being hyperbolic hence the " just updating by saying that I received my order (a bit quicker than from ordering from ebay stores) and they included SO MANY SAMPLES I had dinner with him and shook his hand Why does being short annoy you so much anyway? I'm 5'2" and I don't care. My life is hardly impacted by it. Dude, you're a robot compared to me Holy shit. That shirt Do anyone of you guys need to clean the keyboard after a while to get rid of stains after PMO or is it just me? Got a big lot of Zeiss lenses and other random gear for a steal earlier this year which included a 35mm 1.4 AEG notice how TF got a nashdors So I'm watching this and I'm high right now, I'm not sure what to believe I can't really help you about it, but... can I ask you *why* are you looking for such a server in the first place? I thought the tag was on the puppy at first. What do you mean? Did they delete everyone's items? dude, i spilled some mio on my hand the one day and it was like a motherfuckin acid attack. that shit has some stuff in it alright Yes. You just have to be careful to not bring it up.... When did Germans come into this? How many does your relative have total???? AH see this is what i was thinking. Or maybe that's what you want me to think DEA Nice photo, are you leaning on one of the blades Holy shit is he actually being a heel or something??? 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All jokes aside, yes and they are AH-MAZING Wow Is this map using 2d sprites in a 3d environment, or are they all 3d models? 325 mg???!!! Oh my god how do you even??? I'm on 54 mg ONCE a day Dowloading now! Can't wait till 3AM His karma level's at -8000!!!! what did he eat in the pillow world. HE ATE HIS ARM Wow, that' impressive OMG THOSE EYES! "Lets go table?" Dear God. Holy shit. ~~ Now I'm even more confused! While I usually HATE posts titled I saw u change it from 1 ---> 424 If we were already doin' the deed I'd go for that too. But usually the question is struck up during foreplay. Wow, you guys don't allow numbers over 30? You ain't lyin' ( 71 milioane de euro?! ......Wait really? I will do as BJ did and say G_ Came here looking for something like this. Tasers are supposed to be used in place of a gun, as in a nonlethal alternative to when you were going to shoot someone. I can't drum up a situation where I would think my life was in mortal danger because someone wouldn't sit down ... You jizzed at 11? That one girl spreading her cheeks apart, for presumably better aim, is flowing like a fire hose This looks absolutely amazing.. In the throws of finding, installing, decoding and using it.... i just did the same Musicians... What do you plan to achieve through that comment. old? that was actually referring to Kim Jong-un surprisingly i was actually texting about world news Und dabei Reddit auf'm Smartphone? there was wind today If you describe feet as "slimy, fungus ridden and infested", I think you need to take better care of your feet Well Fuck Ah...c'è chi vuole farlo? Funny thing is that his comment is actually thumbed up...Which video? What? imagine a pantheon with this item Creepier if all of them had no eyes. Don't assume, I downvoted nothing. Someone else downvoted you. Sorry. O_O^O_O^ I know, it's crazy the number we have. 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After deed was done she informed me that I made her want to stop stripping and she was quitting in the morning and asked what we were going to do for our first date. Thank you for the great advice! I did the pro and con thing too! There were 15 pros and **50** cons. Hell I thought she was the one for me. Who doesn't AT LEAST pop the hood when they hear something strange in the engine bay before dropping a car at the shop... Have you seen the way Reddit as a whole talks about women tho? No, I'm Yours There are many things with far more fiber. people not taking off their shoes in a house is really weird people wear shoes inside their homes? Where are the eggs? I still go tanks TvZ AMBER! Oh I think you misunderstood me! I do not be any means think you should change what interests you or what makes you happy! Those are GOOD things about yourself, no matter what anybody tries to tell you. When it comes to getting women (or men for that matter), it's never about those things. You can always find someone who at the very least can appreciate your interests, even if they don't match them. I'm talking more about your attitude toward life in general and how you handle things that are difficult. Some people have a more difficult time relating to people than others, but when you let it just get you more resentful and shut down, it only makes it worse. When you're confident in what you have to offer and not basing all your happiness on the approval of others (and especially not projecting a deep resentment of the opposite sex like so many Redditors seem to Reus Fuck me BVB's defending there Not much on there yet but neato? I have a build order App. English, French, Vietnamese, Swedish, Spanish (and my prowess in each language in that order). Oddly, I lived in Denmark for awhile, but picked up Swedish easier for whatever reason...don't tell the Danes... haha i try to do that but my gf just insists that she sleep closer to the bathroom. im probably not a great protector anyway i only got my orange belt as a kid TheOddOne has no clue what hes saying what are the names of these bad boys?! i must find them!!! amazing People you know don't place their hand over their hearts during the National Anthem????????? A more scary question. How does he masturbate? ... in Sapphire? And wasn't Eve made from Adam's rib? Does that mean she was his daughter, sister, or clone? Front page after 2 minutes? I adore their dresses! I don't see this as WTF at all. You don't think those footscapes are obnoxious? She is very cute! Her nose went from black to pink Seriously? What's wrong with some people ~~~~~~ it's happening to me right now.. Wow. Just. Wow. I'm from Chesterfield... 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Bikes arent the most complex things, but they seem to definitely scare a lot of people away from working on them. I forced myself to learn a lot because I break things and can't be in the LBS every other day. Derailleur adjustment is my next thing to take a crack at..didn't go so well on my last bike, but I'm currently stuck only using my big chainring because it wont shift from small > big at the moment Why are you typing with that text? Keeping game roms on your SkyDrive? I'm afraid of babies and REALLY afraid of toddlers. When my son is old enough to talk and have his own ideas and stuff that is the light at the end of my tunnel. Otherwise..... wtf it can't even talk I'm literally the only person I know who DOESN'T READ OFF A SCRIPT. IT DRIVES ME SO MAD. ' So why would anyone bother playing a slayer if berserkers are better? 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Just sit around awkwardly? that is fucking huge Is that red stuff on the glass blood? What graphic settings are you on? That's one long sheep in the background... Am I the only one that doesn't consider an expansion pack an "update"? What is it? This sounds like a totally plausible and complete story. I miss cereal--not like crappy processed stuff but organic granola with some peanut butter mixed in But those Americans in the picture are using sabers and not guns. At first I was like...max prisoner of war?! Pretty funny bug. I was like "Wtf is this Finally got my sample, came with three All I can see is the bottle of lotion next to the bed Why do I want to buy this shit! No idea why I covered the bot names tho What happened last year? And that was a joke with the video game. This is fantastic. 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What's bad is eating a shit load of it. Apparently it somehow doesn't exist. Holy ****... The chase cam makes so much sense for docking. Why the hell didn't I think of it? i fear him for the subreddits he has on the side Don't think I've ever even heard about Infinite Jest before... what Oops, I missed your contest -- I was going to enter after my exams, but you have no WL to stalk! Same people who downvote an astronaut in space doing an AmA. ** Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...-Oh? It's a pile of rocks?!? Isn't that why this subreddit is called "WTF"? To look at things that make you go, what the fuck... I'm gonna vom! I've also sorted candy when I was young, but nothing stopped me from eating the extras. Usually I'd actually eat the extras *first*, and subsequently eat the rest in equal amounts, keeping the colors balanced When you said you woke up with blood everywhere I was expecting you to say you were actually still dreaming This is the greatest analogy I've ever read There's a map? I want top hat golems. awmg. ... ew. Brunt.... Weyoun....... Hitmonchan $27.50 hazmat fee per order I read "circumcision burns." You have anal without lube? ...Damn, the art is really nice in this new series. That's that one person my dad complains about. Woah my dad is only 2 months older than Kurt Cobain. If I could find one I've lived in multiple regions of the US and have never seen this. Looks to be about a 6-7' Bull Shark. Scariest part must have been when he swung the fish around to the side of his kayak. I'm surprised the shark didn't take another shot at it. Damn, that's a striking set of eyes. Is that a woman?! It's so beautiful Dangerously chubby. Regional... sexy? oh haha i just meant like what kind of thing do you do that makes someone think you're a warlock I'm sorry for sounding like a dick, but are these two pitchers always this bad? do you mean the neighbor's bear? She doesn't do fur....Heart Super Saver bundle is 100% Acrylic....Face it Lunae...twas meant to be I didn't have a spinal scan, so I'm still a little worried. that sounds like fun 150 What did he say? I would like a Coke Pepsi, or something, please.. Yeah I've learned that when I saw "Sealed booster box REPACK" online like... wtf? Wow, even better...TIL. But how does he suck his eyeballs in like that? McNair in stockton? yep i also think its mad max, i don't think danny brown was at that show what look? [](/ppshrug)What does this have to do with Notch? If a Promethean Knight could integrate itself into a Chopper-Esque vehicle. ...since when is Sanc 6!? Definitely the most interesting, mind fucking, what the hell are we post I've seen on reddit. How wild would it be to watch these things happen in real time all of the above Like oh my god I'm so random .... You snuggle with a dead cat? Always looked like they slayed a great lounge sofa and had its skin made into a pair of stretch pants. 2 year ago, i left with my wristband and ran last minute errands on my way to get my camp mates... When I got to my friends house, I couldnt find it... we tore my car apart. I was distraught and tried to get them to go w/o me. I then drove all the way across town, retracing my steps thinking it might have flew out the window... until i got to the parking lot where I remembered i put it in the 'glasses holder' in the ceiling of my car for safe keeping You may not be far off...with all that radiation from the reactors? And the tsunami washing it into the ocean?...Didnt Godzilla come from the sea?.... That's exactly what I'm advocating I'm still farely new at learning how to spin and such as well! and the person teaching me said the best way to learn is to brush your teeth with your left hand every day! ACT scores come in the mail? Looks like Matt Stone Bacchanalia would be the plural version of bacchanal, which still grammatically works in this context, though I'll admit it's a comparatively awkward use. It's not a word I use often, and I doubt many people do. Calm down my friend, you're getting unduly worked up over a one-off comment Cute, ohmygoodness. That thing should make a lot of tin and copper Human Centipede 2. Being in black and white didn't help neither. crazy people would actually pay to do this lol but im sure people pay to do the stuff in the movie Hostel too = Dat TLDR Wow, omgoodness, yes she is DOMS.. of the diaphram? Enter the Void by Gaspar Noe messed me up for a long time...still haven't had the heart to watch it again Self driving in n out burger dispensing trucks Eden Lake, british people are weird So, how much would it cost to get one of these? I'm not even joking, name a price. ** Maybe he got killed by his psychotic husband I miss Tech! when I was there it snowed a lot worse than this That escalated quickly. I thought CCA was dead already aside from Archie Comics trying to conform to it as part of their schtick... Looks like I'm the only person who didn't favour the carbine ... ? I'm a little surprised to see you arguing on this side of the fence Well someone is planning for the future Eraserhead, or Battle Royale, loved both but pretty screwed up imho. Unit 731, also known as "The men behind the sun" and "A Serbian Film" are supposed to be mind scarring as well, I refuse to watch either one. I'm not into permanently fucking my mind up... My god (O_O ) ( O_O) ( But they're frozen in ice... i cant kill the wolvar... he's green and in ice.. best most emotional moment for me so far. /dem feels , Lady Vengeance I was driving through Texas once and randomly passed a line of about four cars which were ALL in a ditch, ALL on fire No comment, but this is a comment...So That's still forgery... What if chess DID have booster packs The great thing about Duplo is that it is compatible with "standard" Lego bricks. Though I always thought it a childish ripoff for some reason, in part because I never built anything terribly large. \\( You favor Robin Williams dude He tipped a handful of randomn redditors yesterday large sums of bitcoin, with no specific explanation other than he had lots. One redditor received ~$4500 (USD), and the total amount tipped was over $13000 USD.Of course, then people started asking/begging/bugging for bitcoins, and bitcoinbillionaire said he was done with it, and left.Or did he???? We're doomed Your great grandma sounds badass. Maybe she was like an ex-spy Oh man just read that link, the stuff they initially came up with sounds amazing. They left a lot of stuff that hopefully could be implemented in a future Shock game CS on tower? What kind of Lux are you Oh god yes. I'm a slim, twinky sort myself. My barbells tend more toward the fifteen to thirty range than the sixty to seventy. The hulking Asian guys, though. How did you make a blood dragon slightly seductive why not release this as a completely different game? My swap list was mostly nail polish and that Juice Hydrating Mist that ipsy sent that one time. But that's okay, you don't necessarily have to pick up more! Unless there's other ladies that want 'em too.. which I'm sure there are oh god- it's like hanging on by a thread of flesh That...is one fat fucker of a squirrel. What do YOU mean "you people"? I am going to try to explain myself without getting myself thrown in a psych ward, what would cause a sudden explosion of matter from nothing with enough power to spread light years away and form organic material to form a sphere which can maintain life, and that if that sphere moved any closer to the thing which gives it life, would burn it to a crisp. What do you feel when a girl says that? I recognized your username and realized you're on my friendlist on Battlefield 3 but for the life of me I couldn't recognize who you are THAT SOUNDS FUCKING DELICIOUS Damn bro, she looks hawt those look SOO good see i don't like PB much but i loooove nutella. marshmallows are also quite amazing. oh man. s'mores. How the hell do you last 6 hours without going pee? Abortions aren't legal? One Missed Call -the Japanese version. wtf was that end about? Cool, your disappointed face has no pupils. Do people actually pay for this stuff?? Its not that hard to run your own damn server These are all good questions but I think stem from not quite understanding what it means to use absolute inputs. I have no deadzones and with absolute inputs there is no need for them. In fact they would be a hindrance, and defeat the purpose. Could you imagine a spot on your mousepad where the mouse's optical sensor didn't pick up? Wow, like an exhibition game for the playoffs. Wait...why would there have been a fire? Of course Finland suffered major losses, it was under attack by **two** major world super powers. One of them which covered 15% of all land on Earth ( Those little boxes hold about 60-75 cards, 25(approx) in a row, 1500-1875 cards per row, 5 rows, so i'd say a good 7500 to 10,000 cards no girls on the internet... I have only ever heard the name Killian once, and she was a girl. Damn That nail polish is aptly named "Running in Circles"...and I've been staring at my nails way too often because of how shiny they are. Da fuck Why do I really want to make that for myself im pretty sure todd was trolling Lol wat. I'm just trying to make friends when i actually do use a foundation, i use 100% pure... which i actually love and is all natural... but its nearing its expiration date so i'm wondering if i should switch it up? i like the glowy-ness and that it is all natural.... but when i see some of the girls on this sub, i'm in awe of how matte and flawless their skin looks \\_._ It says his user account doesn't exist. That is horrifying. That still looks like a tattoo also. Looks like my morning piss You definitely don't wanna met my girlfriend...god nights are so horrifying What hobby is that Some used Babelfish to translate for their packaging This is the sexiest pic I have ever seen. Ever. I remember those. Oh. well, uhm. Hi to everyone. But when is the amount of a tip decided for you as you speak of? Thats the one.. I dont know why I said Dicaprio I'll tell you who says its worth $60-$65. Less than 1% of the people holding bitcoins. (The people with them on exchanges.) how exactly do you celebrate a holiday for "dullness"? I presume you couldn't decorate.. or dress up.. or make special foods.. hahahaha i was totally thinking something similar ^_^ there are a lot of kitties on this sub and /r/fancyfollicles so i always laugh at how silly convos must look.... at least its not like some of the guy dominated subs i see with usernames like 'anal fissures' and the like Rogue? Yeah. Cause the mods haven't noticed this thread yet MAC Would I have to register to the site and schedule an appointment of some sort? Maybe.. just maybe.... ARAM should always pick from the **entire** champion pool, not just the ones you own. It's amazing to see what the body and medicine can make you survive today Holy crap The sample bags are a dollar each! I have a ton of these and they lasted for a year for me ~~ Yes, according to the European Commission, i.e., the link immediately after that number. wait, what's the difference again? and shouldn't he be going west (90 degrees) for that? What is that from? I must know. So posting in /r/pics and "claiming content as his own" are two different things? What? Don't you think posting a picture in the picture subreddit is "claiming" the picture unless you say otherwise in the title? Holy cow. Just bought 10 coins at 115$ a piece on Silk Vendor TwoMuch at 115$ a piece THAT'S why porn is so easy to find with it I'm so excited for it! I want to know what happens world record Im never going sledding ever again Somebody doesn't like you sonas boobs are not big enuff yeah it would've been. The guesses on google didn't bother me. But that map with the green on it... Wut Suited up lan party? This has to happen, NOW! You should cockblock your friend until he cleans his dishes i dont get one thing...Why didnt they kill ezreal in the beginning? I...... I don't know.... I..... Maybe he was fustrated after the surgery and no one was around to help him while he healed Wait... there are poisonous birds? Pithou and ifirta sound like they could be Pokemon ...nah i could still do it. Deal breaker would be if she would cry during- MY MIND wut? Holy shit, are you me? I got in so much trouble in school for switching handwriting. And look at our names. Your hands look gigantic for some reason In the same paragraph they talk about it as a stable way to exchange money and as a commodity you can speculate on. I somehow missed all of this... people came to /r/keto to tell people they're wrong? Today's nightmare sponsored by OP... that evolution of the snake (dunno the english name) looks just like lust from Full Metal Alchemist They do realize those kids are supposed to be eight-year-olds, right? wut I misread that as 20,000 F-16s and was like So do I 88%. It's hard to think of many things more inherently bad than a deadly weapon So can someone explain to me why I had to put my dominant hand on the table? Name their future kids. 4-days into dating I've been away from Neo for years and just happened upon this sub... When the hell did Krawks become so cheap? There was this part where I read the last sentence and thought you were saying the cranky girlfriend is obliged to be dealing with slaps and I was all Haha, I've never been a founder of anything before. What do I do? I just bought one. ( the fuck.. you signed up the day before him and you both have the same name I can't stop looking at it all seven Considering I have a penis I think I very well should...and yet...it's Snoopeh. The doctor would ask what happened and, upon my informing him, he'd probably become pregnant himself! yeah so is my friend Shit I was on a server and my couldron or whatever had compasses instead o the regular side. Mine was in 1.4,7 though Jesus, I didn't even see that Nah I didn't Dat picture ( Really dig this man, something about the pink glow. I guess it gives it a real feminine vibe. Checked your website too love it, I saw you work at blizzard too. Pretty much living my dream Played a 45 minute game time where I was jungler, lane phase went good, late game was a clincher, we lost the clincher. In the last 15 SECONDS of the game (as we are all dead watching nexus go bye-bye) Our Darius starts cursing me out for being a noob jungler, while our fizz starts defending me. I was like.... 15lbs is nothing... I mean 2500 shrooms? I wouldn't even be able to supply Antwerp for a weekend with that a team was going to pick him up? Hmmm, I somehow assumed that Voice of Resurgence was Legendary... it is not Last rev ended with fire... Will this rev end with water? Well then, it's not every day that you see the stupidest thing you've seen in your life. I've had best friends. I guess.. maybe... they never were quite as best as this Where do I say I'm entitled to fuck a girl? holy shit! Weird you should post this on my birthday It's groundbreaking...save money but not charging fees...makes sense... First thing I saw too. the mental image Neat! this letter " æ " is pretty awesome as well - looks like a marine knot When I complained to support about huge lag and orders not cancelling which resulted in direct financial loss on my part the Mt.Gox team bluntly said they won't refund transaction fees because they were already processed. why hasn't this been used in a horror film yet? oh dear... Welcome to the 90s. 41:26 I didn't get asked out to prom either. Went by myself. No they're all from Darthmod BİR SAATTE YÜZ MÜ OLDU If you two share a computer, that would irritate me. It's discovering itself, becoming self aware Oh wow. You're the one who's hung up on it being realistic... Staff 50% Off Day??? But dude, His biceps Lee has a bit of the crazy eyes Birthday too?! Why is he under Australian players? Them snakes. I can't see any dubstep there Holy shit, this is my university and I haven't seen this yet What's with the pink Mars?? Nunu Bot > PFE? This is way too good ... fuck? Oh god... That sounds delicious ..... had no idea that subreddit exist. Really? Comparing liquid amount vs. price, Redbull has **always** been most expensive wherever I've gone. backwards...as in, generating lift? Ah, how are you liking what little you got so far? Yeah I don't get it either Not all vegetarians hate the taste of meat Okay not to be creepy or anything, but I'm pretty sure we don't live that far apart. Looking at your submitted posts, you posted a local band from Maine. If you're from Maine, I'm likely within 3-4 hours of you ... You look so much like one of my friends that just dyed her hair blue Jeeze. What's the story behind that one? ....what? That is such a scumbag move on their part Dude, play as is, you have 3x energy shield!!! The fact that an empty train car makes you cringe zig-zag whites, but now I see there is also an orange ... Uhhh I'm black and my parents did this did svenhunterz disband? This is the only picture of him that I have found attractive. And damn that ass I never had it, but after Googling it.. damn it's huge. I interpreted Robby's comment as "It shouldn't even be an issue if gays are allowed to get married or not because there are better things in the world to be concerned with." I don't think he was trying to be insensitive... I've never used CSS before and I don't know how to edit it. Could you PM me how to edit the sidebar and stuff? look at the ape hangers on that bike! About a minute ago I was able to log back into everything! Crisis averted. Going to screenshot my exam locations though in case this happens again Ah! Headphones would be a good idea! I dunno why I didn't think of that! Totally off topic, but is €1000/month really student-priced housing? Holly Crap It swallowed it head first teleport to them... DAT OPS Yeah, I've talked to her about it. She is really depressed, she lives with her dad, who is a fucking mess, and they are just completely broke and always a week away from being homeless. She needs to get out of that situation but needs the money cushion to do it. It's not a pleasant situation, and it irks the shit out of me when I am paying her credit card bill and come home to find her at my house watching Netflix and Skyping with her boyfriend on my computer instead of out looking for a job. Hahahahaha!!! But seriously...guilty here...every time I argue online and my hubby is home, he notices I type faster, harder on the keys, and hunch up my shoulders - which has given me some massive muscles aches in the last couple of weeks! People downvote these? Actually I had a similar issue, I stopped playing for a while and then when I tried to log back in I realize that I got hacked and Permanently-banned for gold spamming. This was a while ago and I don't remember if I actually tried to get my account back because i wasn't interested in coming back but I should probably contact Anet sometime and let them know Where does Kalameet appear in either the gameplay or the trailer He just went full asian you need a shiv on cait to clear fast? Or would it be the reciprocal There's another version? And his response to her as well Uh.....what? ahhhhh! that's just fucking terrible. I can still see it when i'm not on the picture any more! Started from the bottom now he's.......below it Why oh why didn't I listen to you. Epic Wait... This has been posted 19 hours ago. Why did no one comment? How do you do that? I just got that..... how did i never get that before....... Ah!! I bought one! I got it in cream but it seems that the Thestral appears white on the cream shirt? what the fuck : O that is bizarre. the furthest i ever got with something like that is that i learned to play hl1, tfc, and cs using the arrow keys with the numpad as my grenade, quick switch hotkeys. but that sounds pretty insane ...oh yeah. but why would it still be the same distribution Hey bro i love your sk*irrrt....* I.... I think I heard a crunch.... Lol oh he said something like "the fuh?" and looked at her like I think its just Floridians. I do outside sports and it takes me longer for people to get tan outside compared to tanning booth users. I think we've grown immune to the sun YOU....LOVE....MAKING....JAMBALAYA ** Uh... I'm not claiming credit - It clearly says it was an x-post from r/Murica in the title, which is where I first saw this gif. I'm not subscribed to r/worldnews and didn't see any additional links under the related tab. R/Murica is a decently sized, but still a smaller sub so I thought other people would get a laugh out of it here. Sorry you didn't I'm from east coast and I thought 80 ping was pretty good What. Mushrooms + this place = Wow!!! How do we know it doesn't just go in a circle You want pictures of me taking a shit in the shower? I *really* don't see how you are justified in ruling out all non-violent options there. Because Lord knows there isn't enough construction on major highways in the metro already. Keeps us updated !! I don't get it, everyone is going nuts over this "bugeye" Subaru. I know Subaru actually makes some really nice cars with its famous boxer engine, but what's so special about this one? Is it just the headlights? This can't be real Nothing That moment when you've been trying for months and someone gets it on their first attempt Bathroom ceiling, or ceiling ceiling, top of the room Mexico partying with USA and Canada? what? maybe the cake is only a lie in the parallel universe and the cake is not a lie in this one Bierstadt? Who would call a mountain a beer city Yeah, it sucks when your relaxed-face is perceived by 98% of the population as angry-face. < I thought this was funny, until I realized they think Colorado Springs is about where Arkansas is.... I LIVE IN ARKANSAS!!!!! Weirdly enough, I felt like there was something off about the whole AMA while it was going on. I have the Morgan Freeman sense. Aha right on. I was honestly scared for a second I thought the roster restrictions lifted after the trade deadline... whoa ... I'm at nippers corner... are you a stalker I thought of a giant pimple. oh god Well it's a little more "WHOAH News just released name. It IS him. I am the Lalafell! same, there seems to be random freezing for like 1-2 seconds, then everything happens superspeed you are amazing! I want to do this, like create my own!!! Oh well. I was expecting a made-up, juicy joke. I may possibly be redditing too much. Plot twist, the sc races are early versions of the wh40k races and is the same universe. you posted a picture titled "smoking under the bridge" not to long ago Reposts are reports, once they are reposts. Sweet. But for some reason my eyes hurt looking at this photo... Vietnamese Black? My Dorian is quite mischievous as well. He loves to eat fruit, and other human food. So much so that we can't leave fruits or foods out because he will eat them. He even eat through bags in order to get to the food! those eyes are so cuute!!! OH SHIT! Is it just me or are the MCOMs on Sabalan Pipeline glitched? I moved onto the final set of M-COMS and they were floating *above* the area in which the last set of M-Coms were That mask is creeping me the fuck out. Can't say special? Thanks for being so candid. Fascinating! So how is it moist...? Like, what's the lube that is there. I get how the female parts a lubed, and I fully understand how my junk works, but I can't fathom what's lubing up a hole where the shaft should be, and not being extremely annoying (like, leaking all over your clothing). ( Those little stars! I thought it was impossible for anything to be that cute, then I saw Totoro They are *conveniently* terrible for one team at a vital part in their season Opened the page and immediately said "Oooooh!" in a very strange voice. Alarm bells should start ringing when you read "An important facet of HTML5 is the ability to use your own custom tags". Twins His eyes looked photoshopped. It... it has hairs... hairs growing out of its eyes! Wouldn't care that much but the tire has maybe 100 miles on it Grml96? Are there even 96 bit processors? This kind of happened to me too. I downloaded the "standard" bitcoin client, it generated an address for me, and when syncing at around 15k block someone had sent something like 0.03 to it As somebody who can find babies cute but only does so with a rare 1% or so, I find that thing extremely ugly but it's still not the ugliest I have seen. Once saw a women with the most hideous (not disabled) twins, I was dumbfounded that something that ugly can exist Season 1 : 1097 games played, Season 2 : 678 games played, Season 3 : 1024 games played. That is 2799 ranked games with MF oh really? i see Toronto has lots I'm from Bulgaria and I'm completely horrified and have never seen these things What is that thing on your head? Uhm, it sounds like you are saying that Kennen is an unusual pick or something. Flying psy! how are you not getting blown up with that build late game Iced in MD all my life and I've never been there. I have to agree with this guy, did you seriously do this? You either have money coming out of every oriface of your body or you're just crazy. I don't think you can even catch a buzz from this Good lord that looks crazy Why would a high school have a gun toting mascot? I can hear the meow Deve essere veramente pacato, perché ho dovuto cercarlo con google per capire chi fosse My grandfather molested me, the other one committed suicide. My grandma was abusive to my mom, the other hates me for being a female. Sticks finger in ass and makes a girl smell it I WANT... So this is a thing too Hell yes! I'll take two! Holy shit. Why did Lex/Animal have their pants unfastened? Luger had his hand on his dick. It's 10:00 AM here. You were awake at 5? Wow... So sorry. But anyways. Looking at the things you said in the long answer, did Billy J. Swarth seriously happen to you? If it did, I feel your pain. I don't work in any customer service or anything like that, playing the game has made my brain hurt to the point that... Well.. I don't know. The caller is so frustratingly stubborn that I could barely believe he was a real person. I thought he was just a made up character overly exaggerated to show the patience required for working at call centers. And the boss as well. Firing you for the customers idiocy. Maybe that's why your boss fired you. He may have thought you thought that about him. Or maybe he was him. Maybe he found out that you were making the game, then snuck into the code and put himself into the game. Islam is the light. I think I'm brainwashed now. "Rhaphanidosis was not the only penalty available; sodomy by mulletfish was common as well" Wat. I... I think I know this man Think of all the pussy and ass that dildo has seen Adult swim flashbacks Do we share the same birth date? ...docks? I'm SOOOO NOT laughing. That's GENIUS! I have been looking for a dupe of that freakin' $30 glove since it came out. I liked the idea of it, I just wasn't ready to pay over $30 for it. That thing seriously looks almost identical to it!!! How does it look so amazingly 3D-ish? Oh, and the shadows Why did Snoopeh keep going in?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HANDS !!! Who knows, it could even be something even more distant. Using again the example of Rengar and Kha'Zix it was only said that Rengar was fighting with a strange creature in the woods. Then we find out the creature was from as distant a place as the Void Were you on a dating show? what crappy computer do you have Darien ... ENGLISH!!! ok i have seen it all, can die with a smile on my face. Hah, he said it wrong anyway... Unless your mom came in him... I kinda know the feeling. I am also white, and I grew up in Connecticut so people automatically assume that I come from money. The truth is that my father is a trucker and my mother a part-time respiratory therapist (they make somewhere between medical assistants and nurses). People have asked me before "So which prep school did you go to?" Yeah, and nobody does drugs, or murders people either. It's completely illegal in the U.S. Man, and I thought I hate the dentist. Does that thing just drive over the minefields and dig around to blow them up? Yes, it's true. I am evidence of this (I was quite sexual as a child Huh, that's nothing, I spawned next to a 2000x2000 nether fortress once, there was like ten blaze spawners Jesus christ outplayed Did you just confirm Vi's Sister?! Why would you say that? Honestly there was times I used it as a flash light. Wait..you thought you've been hacked yet you're playing on your account? So many people from plano No it's way creepier in video You completely misquoted him Question, why barrows gloves and ring of vigour? She looks like someone I went to high-school with. The only thing missing is the freckles. The dude in the back is angling for a three way me thinks. Is it bad if I thought it was a finger? Better than everyone wanting you to be fully geared and have experience or get kicked "It is one of the most common medical procedures performed on women" Prawnstar can do pretty anything he puts his mind too Apparently I spent almost $80 What is this madness.. the whole chat talking about how SIV builds' are viable Fierce and powerful Hyo is so good. I have never seen this fancam before Dude, this makes me so sad Yeah he was still moving his jaw She found herself a chubby chaser! A good looking one, too! Go her! But, still friggin' weird to be putting nude pictures on Facebook. .......Why the fuck do I have you tagged as "IS FUCKING FANTASTIC" DAFUCK This ! Just a "self-found only" button when you create a character... Did you just use the words "fair mana drain"? What is a hybrid female? wait... isnt that a win win situation for yourself? Oh, man...Dat scenery... I dont think blue paint is that cheap People actually use that feature? Why was it making so much noise? Does he not have testicles anymore?! wot? Isn't the pedobear meme only a few years old? People actually use Windows? SEND ME SOME. ... Yeah, sanction your largest trade partner and the person that sits on your doorstep; makes sense. In response I demand tariffs on Canadian maple syrup Who is "slut-slamming"? Calm down bro. Why? What did I do? Evolved botfly? I'm 34 and pregnant with our first and only child and my docs all tell me how young and healthy I am. Our baby has a much lower than average risk for Down's syndrome, trisomy 18, and spina bifida than the general public according to our genetic testing and ultrasounds. I know it's anecdotal but I've had plenty of women on XXchromosomes give me their anecdotes and tell me that at my age I'll be so old and lethargic I won't be as good a mother as a 25 year old ...Why not a watermelon? Woah wtf dude I wanna see some ass They did WHAAAAAAAT??? I said I'd instantly do that other trade, and you didn't offer it until I got better ones Lol 3 miles of walking gave you an exercise high? It's walking Why is the No Trades flair so cool looking Wow people actually think other operating systems work better I saw your comment and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was the first person to come to mind. I like to throw a curve ball now IN then. But we haven't seen many animals so far, so that's what I was trying to get at there. Unless they're all just in hiding. Maybe I'm just f-ed in the head and rude, but if I'm going to have a one night stand/fuck buddy with someone (and I'm sober enough to not go straight at it) I check for STI meds and nope the fuck out if they have any. Imagine if there are real arms stuffed i would love to be stuck in a game .... mabye if you look like your real self i would, so i know if that person is telling the truth about themselve Wow, that's very lucky! I'm about 45 minutes from the nearest zoo, so I only went every few years. I actually haven't been to one in awhile. That's awesome! Doesn't surprise me that Matt would laugh at somebody breaking their nose. Is there another video where you can see this happen? How does everybody know about it? drinking mountain dew at at least an [8], "dude... this tastes like candy water.. Is that just a snake left in the freezer along with the turkey? I'm very confused The Brown Mafia Yeah, you're that guy who killed him right!? "We" Teach me your ways, master... Is this a hypothetical conversation, or should we start talking numbers...? ... Thank you The question is how are you going to sleep at all if they do perform?! you mean the plastic doll? The one that looked like Rose? Blonde hair? Red shirt? What was the first time The Doctor met Rose again? Something to do with, plastic? I just did the exact same thing. Same here, I put it on at my parents house when it was cold and dark out and didn't notice them at all. Drove down the street going home with the GF and thought, hey lets test these bad boys out!! Spray some fluid and it just spreads it all around thinking wtf so... do i shake it with my hand to improve the detected location? I suck them shits down like a man dying of thirst in a desert. It doesn't have time to get room-temperature. I just want more liquid. and you took advantage of his body? Just check the other 5 spam posts in the last hour for a similar link in each Leave your teams you don't care about? I doubt anyone here even knows me yeah, i agree it should've been an illegal screen. what i find funny though is some people saying the game is rigged because the refs awarded freethrows to blake...instead of howard I've never had this happen And those god-awful quick-time events on the keyboard It all makes sense now! All I could see was some sort of deformed dildo Oh my god.... I'm just picturing the spray... fml! Oozes is definitely the word, but it's pretty thick in the first couple of days You're working on north road? Really? After seeing this update I wasn't even expecting mine to come before june, and I ordered on the 3rd day of the kickstarter Rooney, RvP and Hernandez Yes it is. Does a person have that much fluid in them That's pretty crappy. I met a few chicks at the tourneys like that, funny thing is, is I tried to talk to them and be like the dudes at the mall like "oh yeah he drags me here all the time lawls", but they were upset that there was another female there XD It's interesting to see that through another point of view, though, thanks for the insight (don't think that was my problem though So to get to Challenger, all I have to do is break through the bottom of bronze The Skeleton Key.... I don't necessarily believe in voodoo/hoodoo but what if, man...what if... Oh yeah... my flair is just... *poof* I know who you mean; he has a ton of deleted comments in this thread... Dunno what's going on with that its... literally a barrack. I just learned I have ovarian cysts. Now I'm fucking terrified. Got mine from Amazon. Lots of reviews on the companies that sell them to look at, too. Shipping supposedly takes awhile but I got mine in 2 days. And now [VP lost the series. After a good game 1, they must feel soooo frustrated now Its one of mine to man. Could be a cover for some free snickers advertising. See how those two bars line up perfectly to say "snickers satisfies". Nana is just perfect. The scary thing is I remember this episode that link is purple for me Monza of course I don't get when San Marino was invaded by "Great Britain" Whaaa-? The time I had a cavity drilled I got 3 separate injections of novacaine to insure that it was numb. The dentist only cared about making sure I was numb. I'm unlucky in that I'm resistant to anesthetics, but my little sister had her toenail removed and the nail bed cauterized while not numb Follow up, do you call it pop or soda? In Michigan most people call it pop. But I've learned geographically some people call it soda. It intrigues me for some odd reason. In his sleep? ..get upset that i painted MY car? The only priest that browses reddit Or is it? What country was this in? Holyshit this looks bad ass Nice groom Dating someone from work - Big mistake! O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O Aw man, i must have been drunk. Never even noticed it Or Willump riding sejuani herself? I hate that some of the words are highlighted. I read it weird it weird in my head $50,000 minimum to have an 18-wheeler towed? That's my dogs name so it takes on an entirely different context.... I cant find "Edit colours" on Paint. my ex called me big sexy... why does this post have downvotes?! hows gypsy offensive I'm not sure if anyone will see this at this point, but I think it'd be really helpful if someone who's really familiar with a great technique to post it up on the FAQ or sidebar... Unless a sub for that already exists, in which well. I wouldn't be surprised, but i was wondering when he was going to pour the milk in. there was a 3k offer for it? Jesuschrist. I'm an avid birder, but I didn't know herons did *that* kind of shit. One png file? evet text sahııbısı olduğun içinde olabilir tabi What the hell is Finland doing all over russia in 731AD? Until the cops showed up and killed it. If you don't mind my asking, how tall are you? I'm 5'4" and 2,200/day seems like a lot What... just... what? Well then a job at Reddit almost sounds like a paradox... I think that look was what she was aiming for. Or.... maybe that's pre-op Lil Wayne oh my I was down at a whole foods by UCSD (just down in sd to see friends), but there was someone that walked by me that I had to tilt my head up a bit But Arcade Sona can just be bought from the store.. Just curious, how can you not like chocolate How did the toilet even get like that? Do people really manage to keep less than 10 tabs open regularly? People the size of earth on huge planets Have you considered tarmac? It's a lot cheaper and more environmentally friendly, and you can build borders of brick or reinforced concrete, before the tarmac is laid, that will prevent the ugly, settling edge effect. You can even get the surface stamped to look like brick pavers. This is funny? Please finish Somehow this creeped the hell out of me Slightly concerned about "throbber.gif" I... Um... Huh... Tonsiloliths! That's a lot. I remember choking on a huge one when I was a kid and all I could remember was how BAD it smelled I learned this trick in Iraq. The porta john's all had the blue monster in the bottom. That one drop was like a big blue tongue that always found your asshole. But not as sexy. I can feel phantom movements at the back of my throat as I'm watching this. I would balance between Trowa and Heero. but even back then you'd never catch me in black bicycle shorts This is the new cumbox story. For #1...how? It's impossible to say for sure. ^ Needing that source ( I read the title in Meg Griffin's voice On baby #4 here, almost 26 weeks and my house looks like crap most days. I'm doing this single-style so that doesn't help much either. I just keep telling myself it's temporary, but by the looks of things "temporary" may very well be a year long thing Whats with the tops comments on the video woot woot :D and lol I don't want you spending $20 on a book of mine I just want to point out that one can read this in two entirely different ways. H-how? ...is that your face, or the girls face? mid to late twenties- old enough to do things (ie- drink, drive, rent a car... but not at the same time 6 years and only ~3900 Karma? Looks like a mutant! Do females only play this game? I know of Half-Life or Counterstrike (are they the same thing??), but I actually really hate FPS games. It's so boring.. my whole life is a damned FPS game, why would I want to play a game that is just my life with guns? I just imagined in the game The Sims, the first meal you cook in the oven almost always sets on fire. What the hell's going on with that hitbox? Was this in the Marines? Our SOP was to have them locked on the bedpost unless needed (drill, range, etc). Teeth dude. They might start chowing down.. THAT GREEN IS SO GOD DAMN GREEN!! Oh, I know how it is...I haven't seen a doctor in almost a year and a half. I'm a little afraid to add more to the posting guidelines because they're already sooo looong It is a shame really to let such a good banana go to waste. An admirable gesture really. Assuming OP is a woman of course. If not well then How was that not homo I would like to put him in my box I quite liked the pastor's prayer until he said the human heart is deceitful Yes!!! I just got Starbucks yesterday and while it's strong, it was a bit burned. Ahh, this is epic :D He did an awesome job Alch with Mjonier (not sure with spelling) and AC is like masturbating when he attacks I kinda like it TIL: "obstructed" doesn't mean your view is blocked I think horror games will be too intense for many people. With a screen, at least there is some measure of separation. Being inside a game, with something that wants to kill you, seeing the walls melt as you slowly go insane... I don't envy you if you end up trying it. You are drinking even more than me They remind him of the little children....... Their prey...smaller insects...and probably humans. Yup, very true. Although they prefer to hang out in higher places, like in the corner of a wall. They'll just sit there for awhile, waiting for a bug. They're quite smart, though...sometimes they position themselves near night-lights since they've apparently figured out bugs are attracted to lights at night. But you are actually relevant Only reason I haven't is because of student loans my parents cosigned on You just freed up over 8 gigs? And I haven't deleted it yet? Wait, so the dog drives there? I know what handcuffs feel like, but i've never been arrested J4/Xin are from the same house? why does that seem off.... id be more then happy with your weather Wait, you really didn't see that? I thought I accidentally pressed space bar, which would have paused my video and played a song iTunes... when I realised the video was still playing I was like scroll down for video? What? lol aim low = below the belt What the heck is that? And to think, I'm his champion. Try looking at some older photos. I look amazing in photos that I used to think were hideous Srsly look out of your window Didn't need to see that before going to bed... 5 Minutes from now redditors/EVE players will have both found him and placed a trillion isk bounty. Well.... I guess I have something to look at when I get home. Question... is your wife also a cylon... I know, I don't know how I tolerated it then. I remember peeing a lot, or trying to, it hurt every time, and sitting in a lot of awkward positions to relieve the discomfort, and at some point it went away. And somehow I never ended up with a kidney infection, which I am thankful for!! It must have been really minor? I've had a couple more in recent years that I treated promptly and can't understand my younger self at all. Yes its been said already but dammit, I had a hard time prying my sight away from such sensual... sexy lips As the voting stands at the current moment, it's all Gambit Gaming apart from top lane which sOAZ is currently winning. Gee... what a mixed up team for the all-stars! Dafaq ? this should be xposted to /r/cringe i tried Montana black, so higher pressure. worked better for me? Holy shit Crazy I thought I had heard one of those guys died what if he drew it himself, So many better goals than that this season wait what??!!! Really ? Shit, he actually said that, verbatim? I thought it was a sarcastic exaggeration of what he actually said If I were only being sarcastic How can a team with Berisha in it win the Fair Play Award? Forget the tattoo... This person is yellow Mining you say *awaits AMA* We're all growing against gravity 2 posts at first 2 pages. What the hell? Is this "Lets make Fiora a better champ Monday" ? I hope you do too. I hope... You... Do... is it weird I dont hear anything?!?! Yay! My 3 year old son isn't doing so great on the potty - his brothers each took until 4 to get the idea. Soooo...I had 3 in diapers/pull-ups at the same time when my youngest son was born Also older than book Dany I closed the tab. Back to some serious studies. Oh wait, why is reddit open in my phone? No kidding... Geez! i guess i read the title too fast and missed the "butchers" part... now i wish i didn't watch the video Coffee-flavored ice cream-flavored coffee? Someone else in this sub said the same thing to me a few days ago I can't really smell them, I don't get smell imposition :( When I first read this I went in there and started sniffing Afiel, and he just gave me this look like So how do you normally write, by printing letters one at a time? oh god amen to that.... looks like one of my budgies Precisely! But the matchmaking sometimes seems a bit fucked in unranked. I have hit two diamonds, two silvers a gold and a diamond, in that order in one session of play! But. It's Maggi. OMG SUBREDDIT STYLE IS SO BAD HERE Where's the beowolf love? What if psyduck really wasnt a water type and (s)he's just so clueless that (s)he thinks (s)he a fish What if we are all psyducks and we sre all just that clueless There was NEVER any other Torchwood This is absolutely terrible. I'm sorry you had to deal with that man. :( When I told my mother she just sort of went into denial and tried to tell me that I wasn't an atheist. Good lord. I'm a fat guy and I could not imagine having to rest my abdominal pudginess on the table, and I'm 340lbs! Imagine hotboxing that suit programers? Holy shit It's all a matter of perspective. I agree with you completely and I too think that science is most the most brilliant and beautiful thing in the world but beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm happy to have non-STEM majors making the world beautiful for people who aren't me. I'm not sure why you are getting downvoted though. Perhaps even the opposite Your brother was murdered? I once dated a woman I am sure had Borderline and Histrionic PD. I nope'd out of that one pretty quick! Advance, NC? wtf.. how did you spot that thing? Read some shit on that thread the other day and you are NOT lyin' ( How do you know this? People still ban Shaco? Why the fuck are you being upvoted for defending a move that is against F1 rules? Hmm. This farmers market sounds lovely, what is a falafel? OMG.... You made a black pearl You made me google "When is father's day" real fucking quick Fantastic! I've only been crocheting for a little bit so this blows my mind Thank you for linking this.I might have missed out had you not made me aware of it.For anyone reading this,especially currently when there are OP's not delivering,you MUST read this as it's horrifying and **OP DELIVERS IN SPADES** ( What if he's one of 3 Holy shit you have a girlfriend Look at the top left on top of the building, theres a guy there... What would 9gag want with this? what was courier doing I can spread out chicken leg leftovers 5-6 days. What meats are you talking about? Hoy crap man that was spot on! Sorry miss What the hell is that Eggdude doing with his head Lol I finished not so long ago and was like ...Did R.Ludroth say "Brazil" as it got slammed? Something similiar happened to me a few weeks back in BOII. I never get messages then I notice one and it's telling me I did pretty good last game and recommended a different attachment. At our center we have monthly newsletters with info attached about what is going on. We also have a monthly calendar posted up on the wall and I think the director also sends them home as well. I feel like the parents don't read them half the time. Ebola Zaire gets out, kills 3/4 of humanity. TIL that the fires of Hell are blue! You should look up the horrifying results of cards like Space Billiards Yeah, I honestly thought he was like... 32... 33. He looks quite good The girl in the picture looks to be about 12 Fuck the what? Can't tell if you're saying everyone should be an atheist or if you're saying they complain a lot... Thanks bro... I could of sworn my phone said it was 8:00 Nice name... I just switched over to the Leafs game for a second and there were 4.2 seconds left I will look. I think I've found a new friend too... Strange you have two reddit accounts you are so beautiful Oh gosh Now that you mention it, it was. Really That was rather satisfying to watch How many eyes have you gone through?! Holyhell, that's intense. we could try to convince Piers Morgan to not ban bombs Yea, they take quite a while to update flairs, especially when you are trying to get grey (getting gray took me like 2 weeks. grey to blue was like a day, blue to red was like 1 minute I'm not sure why you got downvoted for answering it correctly I ma having a hard time determining if that is a long haired man, or a really woah there bro, i actually won that match. I never understood this when people say it. Working in a deli slicing lunch meat. what if that's just what i want you to think Why on earth did you space out flowers? i'd be more worried about an Albino Radscorpion wow, someone beat me to the extremely convincing woman comment. but yeah... damn. NO TOUCHING! !( The extra load on your computer's resources is a red herring, and I cannot condone buying inferior headphones merely to justify your previous purchase of a soundcard. Soundcard? I remember you so much from a RS vid The trunk garnish looks like it's off a 7th gen 96/97 Corolla ** I used to have Asthma when I was little. I am thinking its possible its coming back or I have pneumonia and they are just being turds and not seeing it >.> But thank you :) I am hoping so. The stress is crazy and if what I had earlier was a panic attack, F that lol. I don't want any more of those. They feel just like Asthma attacks Its adorable, however, the only thing I would change is for the caterpillar to decide to talk to the other roses himself about not treating those who are different badly :) That way its doesn't come across.. eh..I don't know the word for it i thought i was the only one Jeez...his address was listed and I google mapped it - yup, garage covered in tinfoil The guy that posted that is OBVIOUSLY his friend. All of the internet is his friend. Is that patriot holding the injured patriots artery!? ~~ KICK BOTH Why was this removed? Whaat if they got sued? I JUST did this same exact thing. I was even thinking of doing a before and after pic. Hell... Your spoon looks creepily like mine. ARE YOU ME!? Certain parts of London are like this too. I live in Hoxton and it's the bane of my life dodging dog shit on my morning hop-scotch to work Live in California, It was extremely hot one day and I went to visit a friend of mine, his sister in law opened the door. She greeted us and made small talk, I commented on how hot this day was and very odd being this time of year, she said. Yea well there are wildfires in FLORIDA its why is so hot today!! WTF? No shit. "Monster" starring Charlize Theron peoples sexiest woman of the year. What Tencent cospiracy theory? Not much more to say Honestly I thought it was korean daaaaaaw :3 its a little baby chicken! You and me both! I agree with everything you said...and I totally missed any drama that happened, as well as the glam bomb. So in three games you went from plat to masters? Holy shit that's a nightmare How loose does your bum already have to be to just have a potatoe slide up there? I actually checked this out because of the ORGY ;-) in the title, what is wrong with me I killed 6 people with a single guided missile fired from the Su-25 Frogfoot. oh men i bought that thing 2 days ago So if something is a coincidence, it can't be ironic? Hey... Did you read the rules? You should expect this. If you didn't then why were you even here in the first place I think I've seen this plate driving around The people I spend time with (a wide range) would also consider this as general knowledge. Of course I know that others don't know stuff and have to learn it too. I simply have come to know this particular fact to be common knowledge, and only today discovered that in fact there are still many people (enough to upvote it to a high place) who didn't know it. Then I just wondered if there is a term for that. I didn't think one person would interpret this in a negative light. Wait. The terrain's a variable? Wow. Reddit bot beat me to it. I was skiing once, and at the top of the hill there was this one girl about 17 or 18 years old. Her boyfriend starts coughing and hacking up a storm and she's just like "are you alright?" and he said "Yea, it just went down the wrong pipe". And this is what she said, I kid you not..."I don't understand why there is a different pipe for food and water if they both go to the same place"..... That sounds amazing That'd be a type What's weird is that his account is only 15 days old and his only posts are about this earthquake. "You're such a good person."... 2:40 doing limbo in heels My grandfather still uses AOL as a browser My grandfather still uses AOL as a browser My grandfather still uses AOL as a browser Oh wow This doesn't work as a joke at all Is that a real lizard around your neck? I have always maxed E/W first depending if I want aggressive or passive and Q last. This is what the first thresh guides told me. Guess I have played him wrong all the time and still got a 75% win rate Because one can't have more than one reason to watch someone? > This doesn't work as a joke at all Actually if it gets that bad I will just hop on over to the walk in at the ER where I live. The only reason I didn't go there yesterday is because one visit is usually $1,000 I had a friend named Sarah when I was 8. I was eating onion rings at the fair one day. She told me "I haven't been able to eat onion rings since I found out there are onions in them." Is it a woman?? I thought it was a young boy. This is why I tend to say I'll be there in 3 minutes when I know I'll be there in 5 minutes. This goes in circles I don't think it works as a joke though. It doesn't have impact or wit... it's just lame I would have honestly thought I've played enough games to be at least counted. But I guess I have been spending nearly all my time in WvW. Still kinda baffled that they added a WXP rank system at the same time they announced leaderboards, but didn't include it. I know it's probably on it's way, but still. Yeah those bomb sniffing dogs sure sniffer out those bombs. Yes i understood correctly first time, but a little bit of sarcasm doesnt harm anyone, does it? I dont know even why... but I heard something like "I dont want to!" Is that a Fresh Prince shirt I first read Rail Gun and went STOP MAKING US FEEL OLD! .....We DO have to wrangle them sometimes. You leave the herd, the wolves gonna eat good tonight Wow, Titan is such a.... normal world I mean.... how can you trademark a word that has an already established meaning What about "Demon" or "Angel" or "Human" Ekman-Larsson doing it Desert Doggy Style... This is actually my most successful comment on Reddit date... I can see atlas walk from my house. nah, terran has hellbats now Gotta love reposts from instagram. ...where in NB? wtf did I just watch? Yeah they sound really nice for sure. especially softly, we go.... Ooookay, I'm just going to leave you alone now Oh, yes. And that. Thanks for dusting off the repressed memory there. Oh my God they're huge and delicious! We each had a Grunter with stuffing and BBQ...... At the age of 12..? The online one is on your tablet? ahahaha, I know how you feel.. I'm 30 and still not ready to give up my freedom! Is that selfish?! For the pilot: Yes, one hit pilot deaths have pretty much stopped unless it's a 37mm cannon, otherwise it takes a good accurate burst. You even hear the pilot go "Oof!" or "Argh! My leg!" when he gets hit. Poor little pilot Congrats! :)That's a coincidence, I'm a 21 year old wanting Essure and my nephew is 3 too. "hey, this should be interes...NOPE. BIG MONEY Oh, Well then... No shit, people cry but "Voting doesnt help so I wont vote." Wwwhy...is he... naked We decided to paint the apartment and I thought it would be fun to have part of the kitchen be chalkboard. Then I saw the price of the paint... i like that the O_O in N Wouldn't outbound messages be as much as inbound or am missing something here? I mean if someone sends a message, someone else is going to receive said message. The religious Catholics I know hardly ever mention Hell, and when they do they say things like, "Hell means not getting to see God's face." Then they sing another chorus of Kumbayah ... "I can't last long with you because you're so hot." Up to a week I'm surprised Rooney made your list, especially considering that names like Gatusso and Pepe are next to him. Thank you!!! I sure hope not! (I mean I hope I don't have to see those pounds again, people that are downvoting me Time's like these, as much as she gets on my nerves, I'm glad my sister is alive Well said about money not being worth boredom. For me, unfortunately, job security is. I have no problem taking risks, but I'm not the only one who could be affected. So, for now, I wait. Like Cthulhu. Yes. I do this job like Cthulhu I've got one now but I doesn't look like this The question is, why Americans feels the need to invert months and days? You don't do this for the hours, even though you can say it like this I know that compass *Vegeta... not Vag-eta (Vag eater?) when a zombie apocalypse happens, you know which room you want to be in Just played a game with 700+ping The semen I would see they don't. yeah, in the women's locker room they are all the way in the back, right outside the showers. so you have to pass a lot of naked people to get to them I remember hearing that somewhere, but if that doesn't seem right to anyone else I might be wrong no idea why i got downvoted...? i said it was too soon to talk about it.. Me too. For a second I thought he was saying she could be his surrogate father What is this, I don't even- Sensei wolf? I'm not much of a leg guy, personally. It may be because I have a thing for biting, but I prefer necks and clavicles. wow.... somebody jumped the gun... oh god why I'm glad I just sat down to pee...but honestly I didn't need the help... What's funny here? Bro, the burning damage from the ground stacks! And I wanna see that extra tooth hole.....up close. My grandmother is scared of surgery I guess because she has had a bunion in her foot since before I was born and I am in my mid twenties now how do you know its better that way if youve never been there bellow a [5]? Wait why Pay It Forward? That movie is terribly depressing and the romance that is involved I don't think fits this. I'm the cat whisperer around my area. I'm not ashamed of it, either. One of our customers has a cat that she swears is possessed by a demon. I picked it up, trimmed its claws and it sat there in my lap drooling. I gots me some magic :-) Be proud to be the baby whisperer. Not everyone has the ability to put kids at ease. You could probably make a living just hanging out in some people's homes just to give them a break. CBS would probably pay you to hang out with Octomom, but, um, I'd leave if she asks you to hold her camera ahahah xD no but for real i seriously love your dog I'm evolution. I have no wisdom teeth, nor does my brother or my mom. No, it's not that they never grew in, they physically don't exist in us So brave... How can anyone down vote this post? Our high school Career's Counsellor murdered his wife and then drove into a tree killing himself I copy/pasted from the facebook page Yes please haha omg i shouldnt have done that :'D scarred for life where are the pupils?? I would really like this question answered as well. and atmas Thx bro, i can't believe I offended someone with that comment... watching movies on a tiny screen, Ummm... yeah... i also drive my bicycle through the mc'd's drive through Mother of god! Oh lawdy those are nice. THAT WAS NOT A KITTY PIC What's with the creepy golden retriever head behind the husky? Haha, I cut my toenails on Sunday at 38+5 Who the fuck even does things that way? Team Name: How are you awake while on NyQuil?! That stuff knocks me out in about 15 - 30 minutes. Thanks! Her mane and tail are supposed to be an off-yellow, but its still a little off. I'll put more stuffing in next time too, it took a lot more than I thought it would to stuff it I don't think he knows the meaning of the word "bias" but then again could be troll Navy pea coat timeless classic? Says who? 69 and 420 HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. Purling. seriously. It took forever for my simple mind to get it BUT WHAT IS NAME?!?!?!?! Especially on shorter scale instruments like lps or jags. ( Since they also have hands they can make a fish sandwich. They sure are getting better at these comic book movies. Oh god do they. One time I didn't shit for 4 days. Then...the floodgates opened I'm starting to wonder how many bus drivers subscribe to this subreddit in the hopes of being featured This is real?! I never thought of it that way.. But i get free streams of all football games You're right. I forgot to actually mention the crack in the original post It makes me Whoaaa! You would pick Auntie Anne's over Cinnabon?! One melty cinnamon roll from heaven against a doughey pretzel splashed with cinnamon sugar? This is a thing? But with Lulu as my main, I really want to learn this He seems so... eager. Yeah, if you wanna get all Not sure... I just blew a bunch of $ on mods. I'm American and I've had keyboards with large enter keys and small shift keys So someone who's had an infinite amount of sex? I'd hate to know what happens to that person's wrist if the bag hits a bump and starts bouncing from side to side. > So those 80% born before 1975 grew theirs back? That means I played Minecraft before you..... And I'm still building dirt houses... Oh my god, that's terrifying. Maybe he just had a unique reaction to it, but I've never seen someone form cogent words after a salvia hit like that You can jump out of base in Domi before game starts!? How big is your bong that you can't carry it? Why are the Twin Cities like Egypt? Why? I'm pretty new to FTB, so do you mind telling me where in the world you get enough charcoal to power 2 HP boilers. I've just started reading this from the start and ohmygod I'm addicted. Imagine if there was a jet lighter at the end of the tube you look through and you pressed a button on the side of the piece and it shot the flame at the bowl to burn it Wait, are we still talking about your dog? Jesus christ that is double what they're charging in the UK according to Google Hmm wow, I had no clue you lived in New Zealand This might be the craziest thing I've ever seen on Reddit. Scratch that, the Internet. It shows as $11.15 to me. you're paying too much for AAA Seriously!! I was at Goodwill yesterday and there were leggings that my girlfriend found with a tag still on them from Target. The tag from target had 1.99 and Goodwill put one right on top of it for 4.99. and Veigar's ss would be at 150+ stacks? woah dude I opened this post at exactly 4:20 pm (here in Denmark) my god. the record is 5seconds? How Why're people in Desolation #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, and #9 in sPvP (EU)... ? There's also the 13 year old boy who sleeps with a python I will watch a live stream of your game and coach you through the game. I am a former mid/high master level player currently diamond as I just started playing again after a long break. I'll be on from 12pm-330pm and from 9pm-11pm Just *pm me* if interested. (any level... even GM Which part of the 'it would be good' was unclear? They don't die _in_ the sun? Huh Would you suggest professor Layton or Super Mario 3D? Cause I qualify for this Your SO should be a lot more understanding YES My worst nightmare Wha... whatsssssss happp puh puh puh... ...Maybe Yotsuba IS the terrorist. I'm happy I stumbled across this post. I experience pretty much everything you described. TBH, I was starting to wonder if my OB had accidentally put in a Mirena instead of a Paragard or something... Do you have that many games where both teams have Maokai? look at dat belly dont watch it then? That does make sense, but the way she worded it (and it's possible that she may have just misunderstood what he was saying) made it sound like you have to work the bottom of your pecs as well as the top part of your pecs, otherwise somehow that causes your chest to appear caved in. Which... I don't think that's a thing, as far as muscle anatomy goes. thats exactly what op was saying/ what i was saying. noone here disagrees with that. i do not understand why everyone here explains the same stuff again and again Ahhh people are due in December now? Holy crap time DOES just keep on passing! no bro you can't just say that without providing a link My word, a well reasoned, mature, and sincere response. Are you, are you by any chance.. one of those fabled "grown-ups"? So many boobs from both sexes. Huh? There aren't 8 rules My body is NOT ready! I never played the console versions! I did as well Oh god...that photo What happens at the end? Bout damn time. A/N: This is long and there is a lot of stuff that requires context. E.G., I'd need to write a lot more. This prompt opened a vault! i'm interested now as well I don't think he's gonna use it to quit cigs. Are you talking about the crown or the fixture? Oh gawd LMAO. Reddit has single-handedly skewed the fuck out of his top notch survey results. I wonder if he has checked it since yesterday. I can see him at his computer..." A quarter of a cow is a lotta meat AH ok I just have terrible short term memory logic dictates that the police fake a bomb threat? He's a rich white boy from California I dont know if this was an error or not but my coupons stacked. I had entered LAKERS50 last night, and I think someone said it stopped working, but for some reason this morning when I checked the coupon LAKERS40 was also added to my already LAKERS50, so I had like 50% off my original order plus 40% off that total. Thank you, vaginaforbreakfast! ITT: Yes, and I have NEVER heard that before... Not even once. Why is there a firetruck in the picture? they all look like Sir Nicolas Cage it took you less than a minute to post this ...why would someone pay that much for four-day passes when one-day passes are still available for each day? Chicken bones. My parents found hundreds of chicken bones under my younger sisters bed dude im so down with this. i fucking love anti flag Are those what I think they are? dat day one It looks like the surface of the Sun! If I had one of those, I too would eat a lot of pineapple... Laws.... Isn't it kinda early to announce it if it's gonna be in july/august? not at the moment........ Jesus Christ That's somewhat difficult (or at least somewhat more work) to do, though. You either need to check the site with a proxy before posting your deal (which is UGH) or you'd need to be able to edit titles as people commenting say "India here - deal not available" "UK here, deal available but 40% instead of 50% off We can only hope that it is covered in maple syrup volcanos, bacon deserts and fresh fruit forests! how do you do that Your heart doesn't support your weight. What kind of crazy anatomy have you got going on there? I just noticed that this was in Forza ( Is that a reference to his user name To be honest, I work so much I knew I wouldn't have the time to hunt that many snakes, so I used Yeah Can you imagine being the extra who cracked and let out a massive laugh spoiling the whole scene? dude that looks like the knife we use for our food I did, It's just his face and feet. just... ugh If it's greater than 1%, that could mean anything! Holy mother of booby jiggle. As someone who's not really much of a fan of Superman, this is a new experience for me. I don't ever recall being blown away by a trailer before. This is why I load my own Wait, what? You're HR3 and still using leather armor? That seems pretty supportive to me ...which hot dog gif did you *think* I was talking about? We were watching mean girls in my psychology class today Are Persons never interesting !? Wow, the prepaid link went right over my head. That's what I originally saw on imgur, which is why I followed the link here to see the comments. I'm not even on a phone. I think we got a sociopath, here. Yup, this confirms it. Sociopath. is there really no proof for this That handwriting on the sticky note looks exactly like mine. Well that's the thing, you shouldn't be using a password in the first place "SAID" - Hey! I think I have that same bowl actually. Mine is really shallow though and yours looks deep. Where can I find deeper ones? Try being a Devils fan the entire season. this link directs to his facebook... where he has posted a link to this thread on reddit.... im not even sure if you are agreeing with me or not Blood on it's teeth?!? She sounds like she's in labour I'm 20 and I got 39. Because obviously :P means you're a cum guzzling whore waiting to suck as much cock as you can in your real life bukkake scenario you set up through reddit.... right? Wait... we were young? You're damn right, " Huge upside, to be sure. I'd love to see him use his size a little as well, get a little stronger. I could see a little Konstantinov in him if he gets a little mean, learns some hitting from Kronner. theyre saying it shouldnt affect his impact on the team, and that he would be back by fall....unless they meant that he wouldnt have an impact in the first place Well they were wrong now weren't they? :O Veeeeery iiiinterestiiing... I'm genuinely curious. Why does everyone hate her? I don't know where I've been but I thought people really liked her This guy is in my radio station I guess, but then again there's a whole other layer of terrifying with comical, it's all laughs until they kill kill you. Like murderous clowns. **HOLY SHIT. wait what? the genie from Aladdin is Robin Williams, no? damn, you are everywhere wow i clicked this post and at the exact same time john stewart started having a pretend phone conversation with mr. takei you're optimistic... Woah, a Nokia! Haven't seen one of those in action in a while! Holy shit. I didn't even notice that she wasn't wearing one So bizarre. I'm a vegan keto-er in Louisville. But you just made a suggestion post... I don't think I should listen to what you say if you don't have common sense... Cold pizza omg I actually had one of those on my ovary when I was younger o.O It was the size of a small watermelon. It's kinda weird to see it cut open. They come from eggs that attach to the uterine wall unfertilized. Mine had teeth in it too ..."cybermeeting"? Hmm? There are? Ahem, I am related to John Tyler. Wait, this isn't /r/ladyladyboners! For some reason I thought the person in the center's right arm was an extension of the other person's raised leg. I was like " And they said "used to"... why the fuck did she take it down? I know no one told her to... Pretty sure it wouldn't be bad for business considering all the other people interviewed. Wow. I came back from my weekend and checked my messages on Reddit and this comment greeted me I kind of actually want this to happen now. Why is this not a top comment? It shows that ANET DID respond Dude. Not really, I don't want to spend another $50 or so to buy a box *BILLIE!!!!!!! I have to say as a nurse I've thought some dirty thoughts when seeing some naked men...the younger attractive ones. Grandpa who just had a code brown all over the bed...not so much. ricin is widely accepted as the most lethal plant derived poison in the world I found a lot of weird shit Whats wrong with that? so...uhh....you want to like, donate that to me, right? All of us. Especialy those from Victorville. Thinking Valve will pull a fast one on us and release Terrorblade out of the blue Were you the one upvoting me, or was someone else reading this? Is it just like... stuffed under the wig or something? This looks so real... Is it? Whoa, wait, you're in newmarket? So am I. What browser allows you to save the password to your bankaccount? well would you look at that, I was unaware of that mine was emailed to me Some of these stories the front page would be on discussed on TV daily and you wouldnt be able to find the front page on the web, youll instead be looking at the 2nd page!! D: that's not possible... "Went to the doctor for dizziness" Wrong thread? Gabell? It's metaphorical. I'm sure you know the phrase "no man is an island." Well he is. And be wants to own it That's some serious in-breeding your family is doing, if your grandma is also your cousin SHUT UP O_O IT IS A ONE TIME THINGY O_O I SWEAR Someone took it within 30 secondds of you posting this... I'll be waiting, ya bloody Periwinkle I still find it incredible that Flash almost won the whole MLG, even taking a couple games in the finals and he had only played HotS for 2 days I would have never guessed you meant this one This post is really old? What in the motherfuck Oh wow I thought it was a female before I re-read the title Oh, man, I'd actually legitimately forgotten that this was actually a thing. How did that happen Alton? I refuse to give panhandlers money....I better keep a fire extinguisher handy in my car Where did you get the fist from Are you sure you're not playing a private server? ..... The typos don't make me question the legitimacy of this information at all... They've got the bratwurst and lederhosen in Austria, just not the Oktoberfest (which is in Munich). Regardless, probably wouldn't have pointed this out to that dude trees? Well all I gotta say, Woah jamie varner walks around at 182-190 Apparently you can get tahini and a 5lb bag of chickpeas/garbanzo beans for around $20. Dats a lot of hummus Idk if I was being unrealistic but I was hoping that it took them so long because they were going to add a mini icon of sort to show our division. I just see the text there where Elo was. Makes me wonder why it took so long Where is this place with infinite Crab Rangoon? Is that a 3d printer in the background?? who says it's not her dinner? I don't think it is supposed to be grainy... <----smokes and lifts/plays. Oh man. That sounds awesome. A WOMAN SELLING HER JEWERLY? Anybody else notice how much (modern) Finnish they speak in this ep? No That odd moment when I know exactly where this happened...It's right down the street from CSULB in Long Beach...This news was tragic...from what I heard the guy died from his injuries Why would I care if you lied? If you present yourself as such thats how I'm going to respond to you. I dont care if you're making it up, that just makes you an idiot I can neither confirm nor deny that possibility at this time. If you take a guess, for the love of god hide some of the current top comments. holy crap you are fast oh wow good job finding those i have never washed a bra (except for one really fancy one) by hand. I ALSO put them in the dryer. Fyfan vad Orminge är fult France is awesome, why should someone not like to move there? Our sub system allows us to set what schedule and hours our absence will occur in, but the district overrides that at their discretion and has the sub show up for the whole day so that they can put them to work for every single period if they are needed elsewhere. I used to be able to dictate half-days to my subs; now I'm told the district can tell them to take a full day or nothing. They are squeezing every dime they can get out of them. Welcome to America, where free-market capitalist corporate "efficiencies" continue their relentless march into the sphere of public education. That was damn fast Omg that's a really good Idea. You get strange looks from who? Upon further testing, the scrolling isn't disabled it's horizontal. Looks like some Trypophobia shit. No offense, but I'm having trouble parsing what you're getting at here Am I the only seeing and hearing things? Doublelift isn't trashtalking For me personally, no. Especially the ideal girth...that's the same as my wrist TIL Botts' dots exist Why does he have an Aghanim's Scepter line? Not mine but a girl I used to see had an irrational fear of copper coins, could not touch them, could not go near them and didn't really like looking at them. Was bizarre How do you guys develop games **so fast** ? That akward moment when you realize your shower has clogged up in the dorm bathroom before... Why is your ups screen hooked onto by FRAPS? Car's like "SOON" Are you named after Zombies or are Zombies named after you? All I can say is Are you saying you wouldn't want Dan Marino on your team just because he doesn't have a ring? Tales of the Abyss is not a turn based rpg Everyone here is really, really nice. Picture #16 makes you think.... Rabbis don't have to obey. What game are you breeding from that you need to transfer it? ...that moment you realize this kid was probably born in 2006 The bottom of it still has a purple glow? Laughed so hard watching this I farted How could you need a "better" crack image? That one is excellent! Better than what I can do, which turns out looking more like spider webs. The fact that everyone gets so emotional over it just goes to show how amazing the storytelling is Couldn't connect as well. I would most likely say matienence though, as the host doesn't really go down, and this is one of the first times (I think the first I picked Lilly:P I was extremely tempted to pick otherwise and I was really caught off guard by the difficulty of the question They gave you a new sealed copy Nothing quite so dramatic as the breakdown Have you been in a decent relationship? You un-upvote yourself? what if somebody already reposted? Why would you say that? I am glad for your sake that you didnt hang a black sheep ... and it plays GBA games? Nice high ariflow build. 550D FTW! I have to admit I am slightly jealous ie.: the H100i, 860i and a bottom fan I felt violated for a second there... Maybe is was Dave Chappelle himself Good purchase... His ult is awesome After reading half of the Guardian of Ga'Hoole books, I support this idea Pokemon, Animal Crossing New Leaf, Professor Layton, another SMT.. the hits keep coming I wish more ladies thought so! Someone has to answer to this excellent wife Square peg round hole ?!?! I've never noticed that before I'm all over the map This is my facebook That cock. That was fast Yeah, I am a bit special when it comes to things being as symmetrical as possible. Seeing things thrown in higgledy piggledy makes me twitch a fair bit "If you see any guys who are black, use caution and detain." Maybe you gotta paint it with flammable material first before you can set it on fire, so painting it is in fact the hardest part. Tis a shame, thought I had it all washed off too, apparently we didn't make it back quick enough and it had already gotten absorbed into the skin Oh shit the dude that lost his legs below the knee is in there. Jesus. This sounds exactly like me minus the watch. Are you me? Where's the damn song!?!? I need to fuel my addiction lol yeah same, I only have a dub for me and possibly 1 or 2 other people, then I see people here have like garbage bags of weed and I'm just like, " This is a very non-predator effect. Moving a layer masked into the shape of a person is not the predator effect. The sky should be the only thing being masked onto the person, not the ground. The see-throughness is missing angular definition, much like looking at the contour lines on a topographic map and with an angular or stretching mismatch to the background. Also, the predator can't fly I wasn't even a sperm then yet Source? I know a kid named kale Why is a children's hospital on lock down? Evolution is the state of evolving. Some cats are more interested in the dragons than others. I agree that be around to supervise at all times when they may be able to get in physical contact with one another. My old dragon ignores my black three legged cat even though he is the most curious of my two cats. However if my white cat even goes near her she immediately puffs up, black beards, and opens wide as if she is ready to lunge. No idea why she hates the white cat but tolerates the nosier black cat Kind of looks like Michael Keaton. Their reaction times, what the hell No offense, but I really have no clue what you're getting at here Did said face absorb the golf ball he's Canadian Sandy...... Don't question CNN where did you find this Well I already have 3 and work with them :/. I just enjoy Reddit for many things but I really enjoy seeing cat photos too. Either way, don't be so harsh You consider yourself a hardcore player using a wotb Barb? Good thing you didn't venture further down to the videos of the horse fucking a chick... You take screen-shots of all you hands? oh fuck you know what, this could be the reason we invade iran.. ...is there a video....? If they're getting ready to hunt this last suspect- how can they be sure it ISN'T him? SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF So many capital letters I'm quite confuzzled that you say it's lower than 00:45 but in the end it's 3:15. imagine playing scout the kid on picture number 4. Nah, I mean in the carriage, too. When he says "And let the thief escape?" he sounds like Eliza from "My Fair Lady" Oh so this is a love story Who is the NRA supposed to support, the anti-gun politicians? cunspriacu therory Never thought of that Hodor. I've never been to a canucks game because of the ticket costs What if the Chang from the darkest timeline is the person Kevin has been calling you don't eat breakfast on any day but saturday? ...I'm going to need a little more background on this one You could try to own all the T3 runes Dead man switch? Who the fuck are these guys? My god reddit, you are pretty quick with the news I agree with you whole heartedly! My smurf account has games that feel harder then my main account right now, though it might be because I don't have any runes or champs with my smurf account Dude you destoryed my whole "We Hamburgers like to stay stiff up here"-show with your comment I had a friend visiting from Finland in town a few weeks ago that I took to Yellow Springs for a day. She absolutely loved it! Just beware of the zombie guy in the same house as the jewelry and record store. I'm sure it is a well practiced act, but he will swing pointy objects uncomfortably close to your head. Did I just issued a command? Aeron isn't old, he's Balon's youngest brother Haha No. I just didn't know how else to describe that state politely holy crap. Which pictures disappeared? :o I can see all of them at my albums I can't believe you didn't go crazy. I thought I had it bad with four little kids and two pre-teens. another hostage Oddly, I was singing "Castle in the Clouds". I don't sing it all that often. Yay, I was kinda hoping you'd say that! I think the purse science track is much more interesting than the psychology track. I just have an odd fascination with the human brain (I'm a Biomedical Engineer). Seems like it's just another weird fetish for some folks. I dated a girl that had pretty clear skin herself but was major into popping any zits that showed up on me I've actually never seen this before... Woah... why are comments about this guy's links to Islam being downvoted Cool lights=40-50$? I'll pretend to understand... Isn't that YOUR band? Damn look at how far that jaw can open Don't mix nail polish on a styrafoam plate. Eegads, those bags under everyone's eyes are terrifying. I have a feeling if you lose the falling sensation while immersed in VR, you'll lose it in real life around actual dangers You fucking improved on the Prince of Bel-Air song 260 pretty impressive. Congrats. Although I question why it took 260 teamwork honors to get the ribbon... I got mine at 17 image 12 is a table Yeah, I have no idea what I did with those filmstrips, though. Wut? Wait... you can't even go into a FedEx outlet to pay? You'd be surprised...girls like to look their best. I think if you're living your real life online you're in for some rough times ahead. Especially with a site like reddit 90 Minutes How long do you people spend on the toilet? I dunno if I believe you, I'm going to have to swing by and see for myself. i didn't even know that her jump used to do that. and bulkan to 180 SO AWESOME I would be terrified if some random red rectangle person greeted me.... Oh I remember you! Yay you're getting care now! I can't believe some ladies wait until 38 weeks That's totally hawt. I wants. Unfortunately I think too many people have had this relationship ;_; Not gonna lie though, once in a while I see stories that make me wonder if it's another one of his exs out there... This translation is ingenious And in this case when they "check me out" too! What the hell did i just saw I dont even know what he/she is saying ...¿que? I'm sorry, but there isd no way that their baby was "potty trained" at three weeks. This sounds absoloutly stupid to me. And I know my sister would say the same thing to me if I had bowls all over my house for my son to poop in Sometimes I do, but most of the time I just forward it to the teacher now that I know his email address. At first, I thought the students' emails were some kind of strange spam! Especially because the emails from the female students seemed almost flirty. "hey mr. so and so, is it alright if i miss class tomorrow? i'm going to be in a tennis tournament all day so i really hope it's fine...i'll just make it up after school another day! g2g thanks so much :D -student" Was she trying to wink at the end? Why was I down voted for liking apollo justice? why would you even search for them ????? Nope, that's not ringing a bell ... and I'm pretty sure I would remember the cheese grater, if nothing else That's a hell of a confession, dude Definitely. I can't imagine going through major surgery like that. I've only ever had my adenoids out. Did Regi just really go SoloQ mode to chase a support? SRS =/= radfems. Would be great, but the special effects budget What is this post referring to? "Whacking the Bishop" -I dunno why those skys are real? ahahaha. I'm afraid of trying to put a little red cross in the middle. Lol he's a man too I didn't realize how long it was going to be when i first started pulling hair out I'm rank 7 silver right now, started at rank 2 after promotion, and by god do those widow mines tool me up. As Zerg (Main race obviously) I always build 4-5 overseers or so after lair tech when the money is right, just to help scout those to try to keep from losing all of my shit. Still do, however, happen to lose all of my army regularly to those awful bastard widows. Perspective... original poster in big castle house? Or in tiny home house? That's probably part of why "yto" said it...to "scare" people. OOOOooohh...so scared. Big safety pin or really small screw driver..... What kind of idiot sells an old book without at least flipping through it? That's the point...why do you even want more karma? Bragging rights? seriously... just take this down.. So let me get this straight. You are saying that Anderson is an easier fight than Johnny Hendricks? I hadn't known it was posted today They haven't given me the best pulls at all, 1 FA and 1 SR in two boxes unfortunately :/ Idk if I can really complain though since in one of my first PS boxes, I got a SR Charizard, FA Articuno, FA Lugia, and Lugia EX. crazy good box Plot twist twist: the dragon was premade on a special hidden seed that mojang created, and the first person to find out claimed it was his. And now, we have no clue where it came from because mojang wont admit it was their idea! ( Ha, I have to admit when I think of tumblr and their thoughts of Kane and Toews, them just being on a line together isn't what comes to mind. I was very The links just took me to the forums. I've always wanted to try that line. I'd be afraid that I wouldn't know what to say next though, especially if the response is just Awww.. So grown up. You should be proud of yourself. -_- (insert sarcasm). Kidding. I'm a chick and still friends with all of my exes too. With the exception of the crazy one. And no, no booty calls stem from none of them. That is what lovers are for.. But, funny story,, all their current girlfriends and "love of their lives", ReAlLy dislike me.. Not sure why Who's NA adc is better than him? ~~I don't think this guy needs to ghost/cheat to win Where the hell did that little comment at the end come from? You went through 4 s2000's? Shit. Did anyone else notice Regi 50->0 qtpie at the end? Thanks I never intended to start a barber half collection it kind of just happened MIT shootout..... Hey guys? Can Grey Men go through Gateways...? Imagine being the medic that needs to take care him.. "Yea umm he died of natural causes.. dafuq...downvotes?? One finger pushups x 10,000. I have the DVD but haven't watched it with commentary! Most of the ones I see that aren't scary just places him as the object of temptation, he offers and if you take and become greedy he eats you. Miyazaki actually said he was making an anology with the sex trade with the movie. The butterfly effect Your humidor WTF! What if eskimos dress that way because of the monkeys? quicksand 7 month old?? Already?? Is he sure he's the father? Not spent a dime, bought a skin for Veigar (and it makes me sad now...) and have over 1000RP Why is there chalk on the building WTF! Did i just see!! Oh wow. Thanks for the heads up. Hopefully nicer weather is on the way...it's been a pretty crazy year so far. Are those your softball socks or something? Did his girlfriend type that? I could actually read it! As another lady, don't worry. This is fairly inaccurate. But when you rest players it will indirectly change something as well..... oh my god I just remembered I have NeoPets! What was that, a $400 B&M haul? He was with his wife for 80 years It's the sun like how NFL teams rest starters and it affects who gets into said playoffs. Colts for example rested starters two years in a row against Denver. This allowed Denver into the playoffs to face..? The Colts No it doesn't? Is it just me or does he look like the convict who threw away the detonator off the boat in batman w?? I had red hair too but I don't see why this should be a blunder thing. If done right it looks pretty good in my opinion "good to get rookies experience etc." Cant you take this and add a e sports reference. So instead of saying lets give the rookies exp lets try this comp now in a real game. o_o. Wouldnt that be a comparison of the Colts starting Second String Jesus, what the fuck happened to him? Looks like the cops used a chainsaw on him Super fast? How are they any faster than any other of the Pokemon games? OR that's what he wants you to think. more! also, how the hell do you remember your username? I just bought Ziggs and his Pool Party skin. And im about to buy Nautilus and his Astronautilus skin too. Relevant with your flair also Oh. I wonder what she'd look like with leggings So as the game scale increases, RAM and CPU are likely not be be a bottleneck on the clients? Is it entirely possible to have a beast of a machine with a powerful CPU and lots of RAM as a LAN server, and laptops (or tablets/phones At first I read that as "That creature can get hit with the force of a bullet. " and I thought "Wow. Strong armor." Then I realized what it actually said. Did you not use the Gameboy any? Cheesecake Whaaaaat, it's telling me I'm a 30D/30DD. There's a picture of the older brother (dead) floating around... which has made me find out the existence of cutedeadguys.net over Dominos? Holy shit the last fight with Kat What book Oh no! My dog would probably eat it Reminds me of Shutter Island I can't even remember three Body Rings being available in the game I still can't see him Don't understand the downvotes I have two copies of that game holy fuck....just fuck guess 41 I'm 21 I thought that fucking was romance? I just measured myself with their bra-fitting guide and it changed my bra size two entire cups. This is why I would personally recommend CDJs. Pick up some Numark NDX900s and a decent mixer. All good tables, including the OEMs, are going to be fairly expensive, and to really take advantage of them you'd need a DVS also. Vestax PDXs, Numark TTXs, Audio Technica LP240 (120's if you can get by w/ less torque), Stanton's, etc. All going to run you decent cash even used. I'd personally recommend Vestax PDXs over the Numark TTXs. I have a pair, but they aren't cheap. Used PDX2000s are excellent, I have a pair of PDX3000MKIIs clocking in at about $800 per deck brand new. my exact reaction is the face posted. That.....That thought never occurred to me... 내 이름은? 잊었다. I was listening to that song when I typed the comment. The hung fetus wtaf! 112? Please don't tell me you live in the US Came here to say this, but for a different reason My lawd I see adventure time with finn and jake in the url but this isn't from adventure time Ummm since I have like 7 types of blood in me I feel like it isn't possible... unless you cut me up Sounds like some sort of monster-yaoi-hentai OMG OMG OMG I just realized the reference. Looks like you have shaders I have it! Thank you for alerting me to this mod your*? what did i just read. most beautiful thing I've ever seen Thanks! It happened again today Wait wait wait. Wax. Your balls. Wut Emma watson - any Harry Potter movie after the third one. I was like " I really, really love code geass! Currently watching Chaos Head, though. it's messed up! Did I miss something? Fix that seat Sorry, could you expand on what you mean't by "Full maturity of commitedness". I've always been curious as to why he didn't go in as a caster. Also, I can't find any source on him ever trying to get into Riot w-w-w-whaaaaat? Fuck did I just watch... Relevant automatically generated url (078ZjeW.jpg) They look nice I really don't know at that point. Maybe in those cases your 'parents' are the people who designed you. <(O_O<) <( If they were okay watching the Angels and the Silence episodes, I think they should be okay with this one. The way that the "creepiness" of the episode is presented if very similar. Like, they have a shot of the scene, lights blink, something shows up, lights blinks again, its gone. "ohhhhhhhhh!1 scary Yeah I've been wondering about this guy too?? Someone said in an earlier thread that it turned out to be a huge misunderstanding and he had a medical device, but that sounds really fishy to me. Batman is *Batman*??? Ohman, when he said "I am the one who knocks!", my mouth fell open. It's ironic too that it was created by Reddit users... There's more? I believe it, the times I drink starbucks versus homemade the walls start warping I've been looking at the prices people have been paying for them. Whoops, thought you said catchers Why are you poking at me My parents were at a dinner party and this one drunk super Baptist started talking about how American slavery was actually a good deal for the slaves if you think about it because they got free housing and free food their whole lives. I'm from Athens too. Omg, that is a really old version of it!!! You have some great stuff. Mine is mostly packed away in some dusty corner of the attic...it'd probably take years to find anything. Whaaaat I have the same tent i laughed at his interview when he started talking about his flip flops. I waslike "what are you even saying right now Hi and welcome! Wow...that's a big cat you've got there! Our largest weighs 18lbs, and I read that it's basically the equivalent of a 5'0" tall woman weighing 400lbs. Why does the queen look like an indian Seriously? I swear I haven't noticed Meh I absolutely love Melee but why would we want it ported? I seen this whilst traveling and i was pulling this face at that time I agree. I don't want to make it seem like this guy is the scum of society(trust me I've received messages from people like this)--because he's not. It's just so baffling that he thought that kind of message would start a rapport. At any rate I don't want to make it seem like I'm some priss who looks down on those that don't have similar backgrounds as myself(I'm totally open if the person makes an effort or if I feel like messaging them too) *so* that's why I included the whole convo to be fair. Not sure if any of that even made sense That's more like a horse's dick Fuck, I totally forgot. You and I are in the same boat here with the internet reading, but I've been eyeballing it since most of the Whovians I hang out with IRL have suggested it to me... In fact one of them right now is texting me about it... Is that you?! Makes my 252 look so small Mine sucks this Gen... My friend and I got 25+ in 4th Gen(never use repels and he used some method in D/P/Pl) but one this Gen How about a bookshelf, made out of books, that looks like a book? You don't say? See, I live in a closet and did not know that it was not in fact Obama personally. Woongjin solidifying there lead even further Shit just got real The best advice is probably just listen to them all, and in chronological order. Then, you can grow with the band. I look back at my first experiences with Radiohead, and it was almost like learning a new language. Planet Telex felt like I was on another planet. Pyramid Song, definitely aliens! Why are those called "genders"? ACID!!! ... Someone turned Nicki Minaj into a cat I texted my dad text meant for my fiance. Luckily it was just some romantic song lyrics but I was like Aunt WOW. That's a pretty big goldfish, geez. Didn't you start watching them last week? Can't remember what day, but that's almost 30-50 episodes a day! Shouldn't there be some type of spoiler alert signals in this thread? it's looking in to my soul I'm a grad student with narcolepsy, so my sleep schedule is always wonky, especially if I take a stimulant during the day (that makes it harder to sleep at night, despite the stimulant largely wearing off after 8hrs). Amazing! What makes rock formations like this? And it actually loaded What is that a glider? Is he trying to hide the declaration of independence under his shirt? Looks like a Zerg hive is growing in that thing. How times have changed Vad betyder ens "skändats"? That just made me cringe Buggy is even stronger than Sogeking?! I don't remember this line a mate told me of a similar product... a fat torso with like.. a hole in the fat for extra fun.... is that still a thing? lots of people put labels on stuff You think you've seen it all and then *BAM* Lenin out of nowhere! You're acting like that's normal. alcohol is nothing like sugar "Here is your cock" yeah i was just expecting some monotone answers, but then i went wow shit Was Thomas Edison a dentist? TIL 6 y.os play this game Thank you :). I didn't want it to be an exact copy, more of my take on the monster as a fanart. Of all the monsters in the game, this one (with that creepy ass dying noise) probably squicked me out the most That creeps the shit out of me Amazing job! Now turtles -word sounds weird At first i was like ehhhh but then i was like those crab legs would be yummy Unless, the NA server is EU and the EU server is NA Sounds like you were served much better food than we do. Fill.... fill it up! LC has some pretty good aim I would have to start playing shyvana if this skin came out You've played against bots till level 14? I screamed inside my head, and out loud made a little "wwhhaarghlwrl" noise I'm more concerned about the hitler wearing a neck tie on the left side and the creepy face on the top right corner. I took a semester of college credits at a Catholic private college (they had the only open classes I needed that would transfer locally). They also stressed how they did not discriminate based on any religious affiliation, orientation, etc. One of the classes was a general history class and we had an upcoming test which covered a couple wars from history, I have always been good at history and studied them inside and out to be prepared. I get the test and fly through it until the last essay question which was worth over 25% of the test... it asked to compare one of the wars to some battle fought in the bible and gave the book and verse but nothing else. I sat bewildered. I went up to the prof and said, excuse me, I'm not Catholic so I have no idea about this story but I do know the real battle and I'd be happy to write something about it... the prof looks at me and says "You don't have to be Catholic to know that story, just Christian or have read the bible" I was seriously amazed, I said... I'm not Christian and I have read some of the bible but it is not committed to memory. He then says, well you'll just have to guess and do your best. I just left the room and went straight to the offices. They claimed it was a valid question but since we hadn't been told to study for that I had to be given a bible and some extra time. These new racers are quite crazy. Young, angry men on reddit. Oh, the irony! My family (2 adults, 2 young children) currently live in an apartment UNDER a bunch of 20-something guys who treat the apartment like a frat house. We are actually quiet homeschoolers while they slam doors, stomp across the floor all day and night (literally, I can't think of an hour where they haven't been up tromping around), and smoke pot on the back porch at any given hour. They will sit on their porch and holler and moan (!?) and curse at the top of their lungs without regard to anyone else. Nothing but class. Are there shooting ranges that allow you to bring an AK47? Maybe it's just me but I saw this as more of a joke.. so either people are taking this way too seriously or he actually did send that many texts and in reaction I will go Madness. Made extra confusing by imdb having lots of pics of Jr on seniors profile She moved out and we broke up. About 2 years later, she's calling me in the middle of the night crying hysterically (while I'm in bed with my current girlfriend) and going on about how she couldn't believe I moved on... WTF?! That was an actual upcoming movie? I thought it was someone who shopped some random shit together... Fuck me what a fucking play. This is some fucking philosophical shit right here. Logic forced your conciseness into being wow that was worth it... wait was it actually the end when it tells you its the end This picture is from 2009. How deep are you actually digging into this guys pic history? Then how come there were parents pushing their kids on strollers in the race ? Thats interesting Quite. Are you serious? Are cops that retarded there? it's so...perfect Baths can be manly Colombia is "relatively safe," really? Haha XD I know that feel all to well! It's like a drug Hi and welcome! I'm most proud of having gotten two degrees while having narcolepsy. Uhm.... or they could say yes because they want to get married Yeah, I still have to respond to one of your posts...I didn't sleep much last night and was picking and choosing what I was replying to until I feel less sleep-deprived. You're missing the point ITT: people who don't have a serious conversation about getting married before proposing REALLY? Are you saying that Ciara took her phone? none of it? But they are hornets not bees. Holy damn! You could give HER a handjob. Already have on Xbox, but where's all the FC3 keys coming from? Seems a bit strange to offer it for bundle keys I can't get it any closer to bumper-sticker size for you. Sorry. If you have simple adding skills, you can just look at the time when you clear the camp and add the corresponding amount of minutes.. woah! ok, I guess it's not that funny. Wait-- we're all supposed to have our brains washed now? My kids say they're going to sell me for cookies.... that doesn't look pollutey at all you don't? I think it also depends on what it's for. I've never heard of anyone having wages garnished from a settlement like this, but I have when it's child support. (Just because I've never heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't exist though. A lot wouldn't exist So you're telling me that swapping seats every once in a while isn't something I should be doing? What sense does that make? Did not look at picture and read this as Holy shirt that shit is amazing. I am really confused about why you never get hit on. Srna an 85? As in, Srna is better than Alaba, Marcelo, Ashley Cole? As in, Srna is the best fullback in the world? > They look nice OMG Metta finally made something Now the shape of the cut-out looks like a monster, that's going to use it's claws to reap the lives if the other two... Treading on thin ice posting that here Did BW suddenly decide to change the drop rate and give them away? Good job the supply wasn't DC his left arm looks super unproportinate too M-M-Microsoft owns it A Comanche can tow 5,000 pounds with the correct factory towing package.(AMC20/D44 rear axles, 4.0L engine, AW4 transmission with auxiliary cooler) The engines are only weak if configured with one of the base 2.5L or 2.8L engines. Wait wait wait...how did it get to me saying she should get implants? Never called you a liar? I totally didn't notice that! That's... nowhere near as bad as I expected... Fuck serving in a U-Boat So, which one of you gets the karma for posting this They also have a $2999.95 shuffler on the site Diversity? you slept with your cat ? 4:3? Do you have a crt monitor or something? Eh? Why use Cognito mode because of trackers? Can you find cheaper flights this way? For all this time, I've never known you have dogs Level12 or Paragon12? Are you serious ? I can't sleep now What is this sorcery I got home and realized i had no trouble wiggling it off my wrist... Dat sound. I'm no longer a student. Could you explain what this make a difference monday is and why it's a problem? My understanding is just that BU dining halls serve bad food on mondays? what were u thinking srsly? Not my cat. The Pirates fan that frequents /r/cardinals OMG... until he spoke, I didnt know it was Athelstan! Maining Malzahar, I can't **see** it. It's just him firing a beam out of his eyes, and it always looked to me this way NEVER click on spacedicks..... Never.... Oh fuck me... wait... how could they tell their censors to censor the word censor if its censored?!? Maybe the rest of the bathroom is the wrong colour.... Only down by 2 Haha, me either At first glance it looked like a cupcakes-esque scene You're welcome! I just got confirmation today that 2 of the 3 items has shipped. One should be there in a few days, the other 2 say May 15th PokeNinjas. Sounds dangerously yet somehow attractive :O Imagine the hugs! *click*There ya go son. **HUG**I love you. Impressive Actually, the pauses and changes in the music fit REALLY well with pauses and changes in the animation. By really well I mean pretty damn close to perfect, she reverses spin in a pause and puts her arms up on the change I'm really surprised you got downvoted. *Walks into the living room noticing dozens of people awkwardly hiding in plain sight Is it really your convenience if you're really just doing it out of spite. Can you still see your own comments if they were deleted? Because I still see my comments. A project manager named her project "Project Thunderclap" without knowing the meaning of Thunderclap. Ahem, here it is: "A thunderclap is the sound of a scrotum slapping against the body when going balls-deep" Holy shit that is EXACTLY what played through my head as well. So weird the top comment was it Is that his "O" face? What the.. what the flying fuck? My IRL nickname is Pickle... I tried this with almond meal and it looked awesome, it just tasted like pizza toppings on an almond cookie double space after lines so it formats correctly! How so? Holy fuck I got like.. 3400+ from counting that Maybe you're the one who is sensing being stared at? One of the characters is voiced by Rip Taylor. A 14 year old spokesperson for the entire female gender why don't you like devpro? My iPod wont let me Who Thank you very much for the feature, qweiopasd! (How do you even pronounce that... I saw a ton of those kinds of mousepads in a kids toy store at china. I know, right! That is the face reshaper! At how many places did you post yourself? Or just go to Liquipedia if you want to view a bracket is the painting on the wall the same scene from a different view? Can I nominate you for the Best Parent of the Year Award? I'm creating this now so I can nominate you. Im not sure whats *unfortunate* about acquiring a hexacopter drone to dynamically record the flight of an experimental and revolutionary rocket launch... vs triple capped a few weeks back Maybe I need to post my rooms for rent on here instead of CL.. Haha. I was trying to rent a room out to a female, but got stuck with some random dude from India instead OP has a STX soul logo It's a cow not a toy! Sorry honestly lowest I could do is 10, finding it really hard to exchange ref for keys and the prices are stiil rising. I saw someone selling a key for 13 ref ...there is no awww here Wow...that's really sad. No one from my high school class has died. shes a moderate? Wow, that's kind of dangerous Man are the default in gaming I'm a little concerned Canada isn't on that list of total population 95-99, we don't even have 200 people that age? came here just 2 say this Lol! Subtle hints aren't subtle! Im so paranoid about my family and friends finding out that I'm an escort that I hear subtle hints all the time but there is no way they could know! No way at all! ... Agreed. And what's up with copying EpicMealTime I use QQ as 2 crying eyes. Anyone know how to translate this so it's readable? Google translate couldn't do anything with it. What does that have to do with being an avatar Just checked back on this post. I'm just sitting here at work like.. They have so much energy I wonder what the fuck happened then What the hell is up with his dick What was I thinking? Are you me ? > I don't play HALO3, but do people actually say "alright team let's do this" there? I knew you were going to post this bullshit waka. We are winning the whole game. Not only by score, but gun fights, positioning, everything. Somehow it ends up tied. Last 30secs of the game, enemy is prone in blue rm on Slums, sitting there...for who knows how long. I run in there, he guns me down, goes n grabs flag and then someone else puts a Lightning Strike on us, ending the game 2-1. Was our 1st loss, Waka goes like 11-23 I am not Jos Vadelaer, but this is not usual. I am not Jos Vadelaer, but this is not usual. Is...uh...there a reason this is being downvoted? I NEED THIS How awkward is take your child to work day? Her clothes ....mikeller's beer geek brunch weasel....I had no idea... As well as turning the sensitivity waaaaayyyyy the fuck down (I even went into the logitech profiler and turned the axis sensitivity to 5%), check the "linearity" option in each axis. You can try 0.5 - 1, and also when I looked my yaw was set to 3 for some reason That's cheap Wait... so is he also saying that John Candy and his death was also a hoax? Just wanted to share an awesome zerker MCHM. Zerk DPS is insane, probably more insane than any sorc (probably 20-30% more I've always had this idea where the wand would somehow be split into splinters and "surgically" fused with one's arm, so their arm would become their wand. I think it would be pretty neat, I wonder what expelliarmus would do though Would /r/trees even exist? Telepathic babies WHAT, Energy drink cures sleep The storms are closer than you think! Seriously? No he didn't So what you're saying is.... the fastest horse you bred reaches 32.2 Miles per Hour. they really should because a lot of the new 975 skins have special animations Spankings?! That's barbaric child abuse! I am the creepy old dude drunk. Totally harmless, but damn your ass sshhure is purrrdy. Your school has a bowling alley? So why is this being released on a cassette? Damn I am too I've seen worse. Just browse r/rule34 for a bit if you want to ruin your childhood. Mines long gone. The shit I have seen Can people not orgasm while wearing a condom? Did you give him a whole boat of upvotes I just want to point out that this post was two months ago. I'd also like to point out that his last post was two months ago. Just saying. what do you mean? Um, how many one night stands are you having? What's simple about it ? Oooh is that JGL? TIL I'm not the only one didn't even know this was possible. Same for the Ezreal E out of it. ( I heard people who wear white pants take it in the bum. I am sure that's 2 guys. Wow, that's... actually *really* pleasant. So apparently, *all this time,* my only problem with the instrument has just been that most people have terrible taste in music? This is were I get my oil changed. Thank you, I need it;) I did suspect a growth spirt as well, but then kept thinking 'wow her sleep is messed...up' That's a lot of downvotes... wow! gives you a mental picture This happened to my aunt but apparently her foot went in it or something (I was only told this happened to her before, I'm not sure if the foot went in) and my mom told me she had to go to the hospital. Wow... That's different Hi and welcome, Megan! I'm slowly turning into an eyeshadow junkie...never thought this would ever happen. Since I use retinoids, glycolic, and fruit enzyme peels (weekly! Question why are you so hot! Looks like a chick in a pig mask The boots frighten me ( Lol no. Not a hand at all. Stay on your side of the lake, you.... Packers fan bravery off teh charts maaaaaaaan would this have any effect on playes? are we pulling top comments of youtube now? Awww maaaannn =/ I was super super excited for these buy I just CAN'T deal with the uncomfort of the eLite housings!! =/ I don't know what to do..... I guess I could deal with the pain... these modes are SO TEMPTING! Legit, I understand your cognitive dissonance. Really was a life changing experience for me. Trying to gain acceptance as part of community? Damn, for us, they saw us come in, and immediately organized a big welcome bbq Ugandan style party for us - I'm talking the really rural village community too. Nice as hell people. Blasphemous on the food man, outside of the Matoke, loved the stuff. The one thing I will say I don't miss AT ALL was the mosquitoes and malaria. When I arrived at Kampala, didn't realize the airport would be open air and so forgetting my DEET in my luggage, got stung maybe 10 times waiting in the airport lines alone. Despite the mosquito nets, DEET, and doxy my home-stay roommate would take, he even got malaria and trust me, was not fun. The clinic in Masaka was open air and the doctor came over to help my friend right after delivering a baby next door any idea if they would be compatible with the eLite chips now?! By pikachu...Dead Paras? You look just like my best friends mom OMG I'm still shaking You can force tears that well? Really? I'd be OK with it, if proxy oracles wasn't such an effective strategy in every matchup. There's a link? why are your pants mid thigh starcraft Ghosts? Why do I have the feeling you wouldn't mind... >So just by meeting, lets say 3 Civs, that have already researched Writing will affect that time that it takes for me to research it? it amazes me how idra is #4 only behind demuslim, byun and stephano given he ragequits this much Can't tell if six legged man... or six legged chair... Wait, what? Are you implying they don't have a frog in a spacesuit to guide that thing? I thought that was jizz flying out the back of her head pronounced how? Wait... how is butt dialing your excuse if you're the one answering? hahah ninja pie monkeys of doom!!! LoL sry I 5got 2 take my ADD pillz I'm so hyper wtf lol You just said it wasn't so great then agreed that it was pretty good. Logic. Why is there a cat staring at me in the first pic? Huh, that's me though. I can't say the same thing on RT and Reddit? I wonder just what physical principle he was hoping would stop his ascent at the 30 foot mark. I travel to Tulum, Mexico, frequently, and have spent some time in the Sian Ka'an Biosphere along the coast south of there. The last time I was there we stopped along the beach and as far as you could see, from the tree line to the surf line, was plastic garbage. Bags, bottles, containers, all types of plastic. Ankle deep, covering the entire beach. This is miles and miles from any sort of development, and is supposed to be a pristine wilderness. Babe ur gorgeous, but in reality this is how shit goes. People are mean as fuck for no apparent reason and even take pleasure in causing u pain. So pardon the expression, but get ur big girl panties on and suck it up cupcake! The only person in reality whose opinion should ultimately matter, is urs. So fuck the haters. They letting you know u doing something right. But true story I would wreck that shit. No lie. God himself might show a personal appearance after hearing his name being called so god damned much. Good lord when I was 14 I played GTA 4 online all day and ate dill pickle potato chips.... ...Bad Eye? Where's his other leg? Wow that quality is amazing. I can practically see the particles of the water hitting the boat as it displaces itself 85 links in here. I'm genuinely curious how many it will take WOW!!! You are delusional. How the fuck do you think people can be attractive to others if they don't show concerns for them and their feeling? Have you ever dated? Seriously? How do you think you can get with someone, without understanding them and their feelings. Your apparent lack of competence in dating, and the assertions you make about it blows my mind. It's like you don't even make the connection that you are arguing against yourself! Are you dense, or being a douche on purpose? It's weirdly fitting that the French writer Simone de Beauvoir actually challenged Statuatory Rape laws back in her day. Dude... I'm not even kidding... But it was 1.99 plus free shipping on eBay I was looking for you on TT, you're not on Okay guys, I got this. Just a bit of background- I'm still in high school. I have never even kissed a guy. My friends and I are obnoxious and inappropriate to each other all the time like college kids would be. My group of friends is about a dozen girls, and then this guy Tim. This girl Sarah likes Tim. Tim does not know. And none of us like One Direction too much.. Okay so on Saturday night there was a carnival in a town pretty close to where I live. A girl I hang out with named Lizzy lives there, and so me and another girl named Jess decide to sleep over Lizzy's house, and go to the carnival. And so that we don't have an odd number, we invite Tim. Everything is going great, we're all having a blast. And then we pass this booth with giant teddy bears that are wearing tshirts that say "I <3 1D". Tim, thinking he's funny, asks if anyone would like one. I, with my worst mistake of the night, offered jokingly to suck his dick for said 1D bear (that's relevant I promise)... Okay so all night it doesn't go above 40 degrees, and my silly butt decided to wear shorts (it was warm during the day, don't judge). So I spent the entire night completely hanging on Tim, because he was unnaturally warm, and didnt seem to mind... When I got home, I apparently texted Sarah "I just lived out your life dream- I basically banged (I used a less nice word there, but I cleaned it up a bit) Tim all night for his warmth and a 1D bear". I don't remember sending this text at all, but an entire conversation stemmed from it. I also texted Tim, saying, "you know, I totally would've done it. That bear was hot." So today at lunch, Sarah and Tim showed my shame to everyone (in Sarah's conversation I also mentioned that Tim smelled really nice, and after lunch Tim walked up and whispered "it's old spice" in my ear Just to elaborate: it is UAE territory inside Oman's territory inside the UAE's. Definitely right hand. Light rays on right side of right of my body are put onto the right side of the screen. Like a mirror What on earth is wrong with you toasters? Did you read? Medical phy guy. It said PLASTIC in the comic, not silicon, MEDICAL GUY. which is part of why this gets a Holy shit, you have many talents and do enjoy a lot of activities. Please make a Nidalee wallpaper ... Oh, not at all. Glad you had luck with posting it I like the music Thank you! I need to be up at 6 ( this... may actually make me eat healthier Sooo as a 24 year old female, I was pretty excited when I thought you guys were getting together to do (arts and crafts) crafts at the bar OMG, conspiracy theorists are nuts O_o_O-O_O_o_o_ 8 big loads Lolwut.. When I was on a business trip in china, my "local chinese colleagues" ate their pizza slices with their chopsticks. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS FUCKING FUCK 2-300 $ ? The one on there now has a bid of 1220 $ I expected a snoopeh stare at the end Hell yeah it does. Whata... I missed her completely. It looks like a globe Wait, how did Spike get nearly as much singing time as Flim/Flam? The only times I can recall him ever singing was when he did backup vocals for Twilight in the season 3 premier and when he was trying to help AJ "remember her favorite song." Meanwhile, Flim and Flam had like 2-3 minutes of singing time Wait wat 23 accounts Haha thanks...I'm always told I have terrible handwriting This is not an advice. They have a lot of flavors lol Google them Totally googled the name, 3rd pic up was you and your dick (I think). I still have to force my brain to ignore the backwards "G". Realized it when I was 20, I'm now 31. You're in Clique? After she recited the sonnet and there's cheering/applause, did someone make the Xena Warrior Princess warcry? These comments seem to be on the contrary to what I've been told before on BaPC Does Piglet have three ears? But that is the only way to pick them up. Agreed. I don't post here all that often (have I at all? Haha, on the sex topic, I remember I was taken completely by surprise for how effortlessly and _deep_ a man penetrated a woman? I remember the first porn scene I saw. I stayed up late at night just to see while others thought I was watching the action movie before it. :p The girl was riding him and I just ... That cell phone is old enough to vote. All those replays were like twisting the knife in a wound It's pretty important to me too, but I no longer have a coffee pot. Tame is a word you can use. Just tell him what you told us here, seriously.. except that the 'better stuff' was with someone else he may know of course. Came here to type this comment, word for fucking word Mind is blown! No I didnt Fried bologna sandwich? Good god. = It's like an invitation... it is If it has a hole on the left side maybe you can put some weed in the middle and smoke out of it. That's just orgasmic no way is that from a porno why would you sell your runes? Holy crap, TIL Robert Downy Jr. was in Weird Science. I even saw that in the theaters and didn't remember him x.x I had to look it up to make sure you weren't kidding I dont know what Nunu is touching Uhmm.. are you serious? What kind of a sorcery is this? From where What part of my statement or link would imply I *wouldn't* be happy about it? what did I just watch ( Let's totally teach the machines the art of war and domination. There is no way that would ever backfire. Danny Pudi who plays Abed is an alum of my school! I met him 2 years ago, he's a sweetheart. Also, Game of Thrones is something that I want to start but I feel like I will just be consumed My friend is unable to play Bioshock Infinite. I told him to check for some things like FoV but nothing seems to help. Which is odd, because he's never had it before with any other games Dat fart cannon No, I didn't take anything. I feel really nauseous, though. May have been all of the perfume I was smelling earlier, but I don't have a migraine. What are we looking at? Ah, so you're the one who believes laws cure stupid. Well I dont ever remember googling bird catchers or rootbeer before WOW I didnt even know you could throw the spear through minions like that. Sure, except that meat IS dead animals. I... I think I can hear the maths The Man Who Fell to Earth?! Yeah, I have to second that... What school did you go to that taught in science class that human beings are magically-removed from the multitude of other species with which we share a Kingdom? Assuming such a place taught evolution, how were the survival drives of animals explained if not through awareness? Animals are...machines? .......what ... but if it wasn't a "government service" you guys would be appalled at the terrible customer service. He did.... I know one says CQB but what about it is that different from the carbine? It's got the same exact externals, but the discounted one is wired to mini deans? Shouldn't that be a bonus? They have the same range listed so how is one more cqb than the other you just did what to a muscle? Assuming you don't rip the bolts or gear out of the wall in the process ... or both Moving...I definitely don't envy you! I have not tried this yet After much demand for another episode I have delivered - as always keep a open mind Where was this vote? why is this frontpage? its so old Pewdiepie? Now i need brain bleach for once, i've preferred the mangapanda translations to these ..s..soup cans? Right now I've started panicking because I'm convinced I won't get a big girl job I think I have a crazy low tolerance to everything I don't get it.. Arsenal, how did you manage to win 2:0 Why did this post get downvoted?! I don't know about you, but what's creeping me out the most is the Super Glue. That's even a legitimate name. I'm sure there was masturbation in the porns they were watching. What if the people masturbating in those porns got off on the thought that someone would eventually masturbate to them masturbating in that porn....? Can i live with you Plot twist: OP is actually the Penguin Oh dear God I've never played Diplomacy, but I've played rounds of Risk that take 6+ hours Mother of god Don't want to rush you but where is it? ha it shows me joining the server halfway through it That last one was plain creepy. That went way up Jesus. Numbers 5 and 6! Yeah, there's so many masters this season who were diamond last season How, or even why, does this happen?! I mean this land isn't even all that populated, if populated at all! And they couldn't possibly have border patrol there...people would be going through 5 borders on a road to and from cities! Why does everyone so interested in big-eye? Is it seriously that dangerous? She's older than me Oh lord dat Borat... If he would just SMILE once in a while... I'll be here all week They're all 1 plot point, not useable or breakable. So they'll always exist. >I don't think a live actor would be much better. Ryuk has weird proportions that I think would be hard to emulate. How can you literally never have heard of Netflix? Anyone look in the corner and see that face staring right at you Is it weird that I hoped to see the other side of the coin toss? Yup...and there appears to be some good spray on "Shiny Sneakers" leg too. Wow, you look very skinny for 162lbs! As a beginning musician, I can only imagine how hard that must be How did none of those shots end up in the net!?! i can't tell if it's a joke or not... XD i haven't found anything about Mexico that points to a risk of collapse. 0000 0010 = 2 its a gif... How did you pull off a Motorstorm RC plat I had to go cover my pet rabbits eyes Different make/model AND color. I'm not strictly against libertarianism, but they do have a weird habit of co-opting things. I've been told that John Stewart and MLK were libertarians at different points It's only the dream sequence, not the finale But... what if that was just a misdirection for a greater plot? Your flair shows the Columbian flag but says Colorado when you hover over it... Because I'm always buying ducks at Khlongtoey Market ####Quarry? what subreddit is that? wtf is wrong with you? pizza sandwich Oh wow. If the cat got scared, then that's some serous shot. Because buses don't exist. His point was that people are trying to find out who you are but since it's a new account they won't be able to by looking at your history. He wasn't being a dick; you however... Your nose is fine haha. Please don't get plastic surgery What did I miss? Soooo, where are the 'secrets'? But if they're too ingrained in the singleplayer, who will ever play multiplayer? >After that she wanted to know how to get into Senior Swingers Chatrooms. Been lurking reddit for a while now. I think I may have just found the most beautiful girl on the site. The Orzhov one has 27 lands Psttttt why are people downvoting you Acid house record You may need to consider buying better hairbands if you're breaking so many in so little time Oh woah his drawings are pretty damn good So they are human?... Smalling and Rafa were in that video .... there's a watch history? Suddenly jumping into a pile of leaves as a child doesn't seem like it was such a harmless proposition Your girlfriend does you ? Today I learned that I possess a camera that's 70 years old. EDIT: Okay, so they added an AD Scaling to MF ult She was lucky the mail client wasn't set to empty the felted items folder on exit.... sounded like bullshit untill i check the link Preguntale a Van Gogh sino If we could domesticate and train bats to do stuff What's an attachment? The first time I used one, I tore a hole in it. I'm.. not sure how that happened Did... did you eat the tentacle? Actually, not true Strat. It's happened to me before. I posted about it on my FB, pretty sure you commented I want the gun stickers! (unless they're freehand, in which case I'll never be that good Well, is it a joke, or is it true? I got a raise All of my wat! same here. Athene is that your smurf ? Faggot..... That were 3 people against you and 3 creep waves Well they sure as shit don't want to go to Heaven...I hear its full of Christians... Woah dude.... air is like... food for your lungs Wow. Amazing! they still succumb to the omnipresent blue/orange schema I'm new to Reddit (literally my cake day is 4/20/13), and I was all like "what the hell is /r/new?!" did this guy make a typo and meant 'news' Apparently my satire filter is clogged up, because I read the piece with a I'm standing right behind you. ... but the cookies would have surely been made from wheat flour (i.e. a gluten source), and then you'd be eating them with ice cream (high fat)? Wow, some people have posted their wallpapers before, but I'm finding that I'm dowloading so much of these. So high quality Hahahaha, i was like are people STILL posting on the musical chairs thread? Is it literally "dead"? So wait.....this is your 27th time this happened? Is he reading this? 2 dollar coins? Jesus fucking christ what the... There's a skeleton at the Cincinnati Museum Center, too. I was shocked how big they were. I'm willing to bet they are exactly the same size. Since that is a picture of the same slide from a different angle I don't remember giving you my number How the hell are you supposed to beg when he has his cock in your mouth? No! Jef...don't! Don't go outside! This seems like a setup from a zombie movie or something... Pretty sure that FF6 says it's $595? Looks more like a slavery plantation Does it have a V shape built into the saucer section? I honestly didn't notice that nice, deets on outer layer? also, why is the bottom button on your ocbd black? His body......the best. Speechless. That was one of my favorite childhood songs from the 70's... imagine my surprise hearing it again as an adult.... Literally? I haven't read the books and weird shit is happening in the series all the time rape seed oil lol if it were black he must be one rich ass mofo. black series +$130000 It's actually faster now with 5 zerker warriors since they nerfed timewarp People aren't suddenly sexual when they turn 18 you know... Shatner is 82? oh noes! Let's slam your head into a bus and then pound the ground with it and see how well your reaction is. You mean it's not? Pretty sure that's a dildo..... lol, 250Mbps... What I'd give for that ^^or ^^who ^^I'd ^^kill? ^^ Why the hell was this comment not upvoted to the top? That's one of the better ideas I've heard though here. Cobras hybridized with giant tarantulas. Snake body with the legs and head of a tarantula. That's been a dream of mine to try, but I can't afford a treadmill. I buy about $4 once every month. They only had 10 years and something around 50 million dollars budget so yeach... to much effort to animate weapons while fighting My daughter's middle name is Azaria.... Hold the phone! This post suddenly has both of my favorite things in it. You have 3 hole paper? It's like the devs asked the whole The Gamestation YT celebrity lineup to feature their game Why do I feel like I'm the only one that sees this not as a hip check, but as a slew foot? I never noticed that was him until now. I'm not sure if you're helping, or if it's going to feel like Bengay I'll take it out, but I assumed it was common sense Considering that she's British (mostly) and the term 'courting' was the commonly used term for dating here in the UK throughout the 1950's and 1960's, i'd say that OP has their terminology spot on. To this day I still get asked by elderly relatives if i'm currently 'courting' anyone. IKR!!!! \ Elaborate? How does it suck for both sides? Because it seems that for the scammer it's a good thing Oh gods. That's terrifying. I cant imagine how big he's gonna get... That's not "relevant," that's the exact thing being referenced. My SJ subscription ended...but I still received it like 2 weeks ago Considering this was posted on the 23rd and Shakespeare is known through the first folio published in 1623. Oh my good god........ So fucking hot. No more words Oh I see my bad when i saw this trailer earlier, i thought it was some sort of giant sex toy with boobies on it ( Improper use of a horn is a ticket-able offense? >I SEE EVERYTHING we weren't in a relationship, but he was flirting with me, and showed me his sketch pad, filled with anime porn he likes to draw in his spare time. not that there's anything wrong with anime, but let's just say his idea of how women's bodies should look is waaaay out there. and it was very very very detailed..... wow how did that happen to you? i know! It's even worse when you're role playing with someone. XD Omegle has become an obsession of mine. Thats just the 360 but in radians Basically Don't ........ them? I believe I am still going to If only regigigas could learn pursuit dont tell me u never met someone speaking more than 2 languages in ur life before? Yeah they don't show you that shit in the commercials. There is a tiny yakitori shop near my previous apartment in Tokyo that serves "rare" chicken. I could never bring myself to try it. It was always change that we placed on the beer bottles...she must sanitize daily My morals were never really there to begin with... Due to a condition i have i developed kind of a Carpe Diem take on life.. Well, at least both options are on the table. Not a fuck was given that day! :D But really... I'm atheist how in the holy hell did i get here? My Suzuki has a passive oil cooler ...Is that a...PORTAL T-shirt? Samara? OH MY GOD. I'm Silver IV. Am I THIS bad at the game?? D: I have a lot to work on y not add pick pocket while we are at it for when she pokes the adc/support? >Really? Then it makes sense why you've never heard of/seen it then. Not sure if the left handed salute was accidental or if he is mocking us all >Don't underestimate the power of the Baader-Meinhof. but i'm very sensitive wtf reddit?? ... That actually makes sense... TIL sex panther is real Dat colour Holy shit I literally said this out loud went to the comments and saw this. Frankly, I'm amazed that *anyone* can manage it... and even if you do, what the hell do you do then? *Catch* it? >f it was aftereffects of the drugs wouldn't they still be in effect? Or maybe the "crash" is when they wore off? ..dont EVER go on a trampoline while on your period. Ooohhh....... I thought we kept them I have 112 Holy hell, someone just apologized on the Internet! We have all the same books... I can get two in and leave them there, maybe inch forward a centimeter or so after a long time, but it hurts coming out. Can't imagine moving for pleasure. It's like my netherparts are saying, "No, either just leave them there forever or don't put them there" If you have almost my gf's exact body. Wait...what station are you in where the screens work? Oh my gosh, I've never wanted anything this much. You know you've been playing too much when you can identify half of the premade sims in any picture They're like $2.39!!....But an add-on. You can also get them at Sally's Beauty supply in boxes of 500 or so! uhmmm......... get looting on a book........use the anvil......... Vin Scully AND Red Barber I have no idea How do people even have 500M gold. I can barely stay at 2m Right! I'd mourn this poor kid way less if the picture of him were a couple years older. Because there's absolutely an age cut-off for my sympathy for people who die due to misguided willful ignorance on the part of others. That still doesn't mean that you should be able to use 20% q maps every time. He looks like the younger version of a guy I went to school with The English translation was much longer than expected It's horribly addicting I would never wanna be in your place. I ignore it and slowly die a little bit inside I have been trying to find as many good fractal resources as I can. How come I missed that. Only 2? There is a theory that whatever was in the safe killed OP when he opened it how in the world did this Happen O_o. I also got karma this guy looks eerily similar to me when the video is being fast forwarded I can totally see that At first i was thinking "you're stupid" ... but then i remembered that it's a license plate... Lizard People. But...that number font I'm glad to hear that you handled it so well and that everything turned out to be alright. I never knew that k could make someone foam at the mouth what do you think would happen when you get sucked into a jet that compresses air using thousands of titanium blades YAF uses the same salt for everyone! Well in class I was reaching over my binder and the rings shut closed on my nipple. Now my nipple is cut two.. I just cant stop looking at it never had that issue before That is completely untrue Hey, I'm from Washington too :D I'm moving to California in a few months though, and I'm having the same fears as you Wow, I got a BKS from the first Black Knight in the Undead Burg in my first run. I used it for the almost my entire first playthrough. I don't even want to know how much crap I've got on my lists 11k kills/year only in the USA and you support this project. Crazy In Texas we have all 3 of those things, so not entirely sure where doesn't have those I live five minutes from the bridge... near express bus terminal. please tell me that this not a permanent one But no Swain I don't know about the How is a cup larger than a bowl Don't worry, my eyes went Aww, I clicked that and was let down. Harasser with Vulcan.. You've used the M416 and the AEK for the exact same amount of time Haha yeah this is definitely going to be playing in the back of my head anytime I play Volibear. Also the speed of which he comes out of the fountain with You can run trough the barber wire of the soviets when retreating ( Damn $36.99 shipping? I have reasons thinking it comes directly from Rapture Is it really that bad? No offense but this video makes me strongly question why I am Bronze I. Why is each game in it's own category? Since when does the bacon tongue you first Went to the source tumblr to see if there were more images. There are not. Teenage girl diary. very strange offer Oh... oh my... Now where did I put my eye bleach? The DA in Pennsylvania who was working the Penn State/Sandusky case the first time it came up (late nineties?). Shows up dead, computer hard drive found in the river I find it curious that you have so many up-votes, whilst the post you are replying to (Which effectively states the identical idea, in the opposite direction) has so many down votes How? You really think your backpack is $1300 worth? That whole first line was the name Croud So did I How.... how does it walk? Pay the bill in a hospital? "479 Riot Posts" What the hell is going on in that thread At first I was like Oh my i'm confused... he posted everything on this account, that's how i knew the skype series was his when i first saw it. so why are they under 'deleted'? Tide looks Menacing. Kunkka looks bad ass. CM looks like she has no waist That's alot of bikes How did you manage the soft focus so well without someone to help? did you grow up religious by chance? I want to call and verify, but also don't want to be the guy asking about midget wrestling if this is prank. I thought classes were part of D&D? Did my brother lie to me? This leaves soooooo many questions!! oh but this is the adorable pissed! I hope your easter went well otherwise nooi he didnt sayy sorryyy lolz hes not true canadiian So basically you lived under a form of house arrest? I read that then, "I found a ton for children." This looks like it could be a energy drink logo. Can you imagine all the dbz jokes that can be incorporated in a energy drink "...sand paper fist fuck your asshole..." what is this contraption? Oreos. Double Stuffed. Bradyta! My man. We were of the same mind during the mock draft over in /r/nfl and you took the words outta my mouth for this. Love all 3 picks. The video of Shamarko isn't his best work though. I love the picks. Strangely, if I had to pick 3 they would probably be these 3. I thought it said "little ass" at first. My 4 year old was asleep and started weeping in her sleep I called her name and asked if she was ok. She woke up and said "I had a dream someone hit my leg" shows me right leg.....the next day she had a bruise on the same spot she pointed the day before... Who remembers a time when they had good eyesight? Dat field is horrid i do :D mabye its an secret "i win" button A what I think it humanizes bieber just slightly. OR it's a really clever PR move I guess any time you take advice from a pool of ~1,000 (churns out a lot of drama for being so small That looks horrifying Those ate like, the exact ones I always think of ... He's been dead since before the bombing >After that she wanted to know how to get into Senior Swingers Chatrooms. ~~ No it doesn't I expected this, what if I told you... You forgot to charge your phone, and you didn't bring a spare charger to work?! Chichis is slang for boobs in spanish. So I'm just guessing it's a a female dog with disturbing nipples I HATE clowns!!! I feel sorry for the one that the bear is charging for clearly wtf Andre = a woman's name? I do this all the time too, by accident, I swear. I'm not thinking about it and then all of a sudden I'm like After spending 2 hours babysitting my bees and reading that guide, I now understand why some people don't like bees I told you what I felt, and literally *no one* reads entire reddit threads This dropped 2 weeks ago, why has it not been sold yet ** Why does your new Windows 8 laptop has 7 partitions? I still find it mind-boggling that people don't get it immediately after having played KSP So I would've had like a full year by now. Ahh, makes sense. Even after only Keto-ing for about 2 weeks now, I can't imagine 200 grams of sugar in 15 minutes OMG. Haha, I've spent $400ish in 2 years... so yeah: Umm. BBQ IS tasty. It hovers at almost stable altitude at 30 m/s groud speed without using any power I don't know how the hell I never thought of this! Haha, yeah, I must be. I still go outside sometimes! "wisdom ... Walmart" Tried to upload a picture, but it doesn't have the United States as a country? This is shocking to me because it happened in my city, and I clearly remember the subway interruption. She was a young woman, just like me, and it could very well have happened to me because I get easily distracted by my cell phone... I'm often walking and texting at the same time. Plus, it is such a gruesome death... Imagine the second where you realize where you have fallen, and the next second, you're gone... Apparently, it was automatically tagged as a suicide, but the family could not believe it. That's when they looked at the security cameras that they saw what had really happened …That is the exact same thing my father told me before I left for university. ( Mother of God Or maybe you experienced the supernatural THROUGH shrooms! Can you imagine roo legs with eagle talons Then how do women elevate their testes? ... I'm the same way... and a java developer... is my name George? I just now noticed the joint Kespa ESF logo I don't believe in past lives, but this kind of thing is really scary and kind of awesome. I had a friend whose little brother saw the video of the Twin Towers coming down. (This was 2007, and he was about five years old.) He very matter-of-factly said, "I died in that." /r/titler. I had to get out of that shit! Right? My pug is closer to 35 pounds. no idea that existed. Those Curves TIL Slender Man is REAL of course it is your opinion, whose could it be? I feel like he's looking into my soul Woah I'm gonna go with ghosts. More mysterious Never have i said the phrase "oh that poor lonely penis" until today. I can only imagine how often that phrase is followed by graffiti orgies I've lived in Vancouver.... That doesn't seem possible In the all-too-common situation of your tackle taking the ball and getting into a footrace down the sideline, it could really pay of.... doesnt happen to me really, its like.. you just gotta be nice I have the last two (Bought tera when it first came out lol) and is path of exile fun? The megabongo Then where did he get the dragon from? There are no black Irish? hehe, i did a bit of a Some teams can always be counted on for a good head scratching same. Over 700 of them that actually looks pretty scary from far away Don't... stores have alarm systems? Never heard of that one. Can't say I buy that for a second We're coming to get you, Barbara. What? Holy shit WHAT IS THAT ANIMAL ON THE RIGHT?!?! I HAVE to be looking at it the wrong way it looks like an elephant and a dolphin combined! Was in elementary school. Before school started I was in my kitchen with my cereal watchin Mummies Alive. Finish up and leave to go to school. Girl who has a crush on me asks me why I was watching some show about ancient Egypt this morning. I just got two Rathalos rubies and a plate from 3 consecutive hunts. I think I need to play a bit more tonight Came to make this comment with the eyes. We think alike my friend. you have the nicest everything i have ever seen I want Solace to reply mine keep bleeding... o---o and i look like a vampire sometimes because i obsessively chew them down to a teeny little stub due to social anxiety How does the app know that you took a screenshot! This for some reason reminds me of the song, somebody that I use to know... Well I think when they realized they were going to fall into water, they knew they were okay. But that begs a question...would you or anybody stop screaming after awhile if bottom hadnt been hit? Definitely get life insurance. this is what keeps me up at night Magic and 40k: a lethal mix. Don't try it *karma*-[ [ You went back in time to visit former you and all you did was take a selfie?!?! Holy fuck dude, you are hot. I got a lady boner........ Can we... Can we make this a thing? Jeezus oh my dear god. those are some GORGEOUS cats. does "gluten free all purpose flour" count as paleo? her face my face I'm unsure of what you expected to happen during this exchange... ... Wow. Long time to have the computer. Shit, I'm 165 lbs and I can't run or move that fast Yeah. I forgot what AMA it was but some government person admitted to legit info being on Wikipedia and other websites. No one bothers to remove it because it would cause people to realize what is indeed real or fake. oh... well.... for me i get offered BJs by my fiancee more than i offer..... she wants the D more than i offer...... people on the internet will say i am lieing, but in real life she wants to suck on me more than i even think about it They haven't found you yet He kinda looks like Obama in the V for Vendetta one. I sort of like this idea but yet i feel the nice and rare skins will cost over 9000 RP I didn't even know Solid came here... What...What is Skull Kid doing? I had no idea we could look at each others comments The first time I had sex...no doubt. I'm somewhere around version 2.1 now...so I'm not bitching about the place I find myself in today...just that it took so damn long to get here. 7.5/10 or 8/10 depending on the picture I'm looking at. Picture #3... Why you think so? Repost? Why are the titles in r/politics always with a capital at the beginning of each fucking word? Hmm that's interesting. I thought that might have something to do with it as well. Hers is also pretty far, now that you mention it (I hadn't really thought about it until now just spotted the same girl 4 times Search up uhc montage and the 1st one about season 6 includes all of those IT'S HIS FOOT!! I'm gonna try to muster up some courage I had the same uplifting sort of vibe :) The harmonizing reminded me a bit of Queen for some reason What if Bob Sapp takes it? We are Marklar... Just...Oh My God. I'm a diamond Zerg, and I'm like 12-2 on Newkirk I can say thats true for all but ADC for me What if you bind it to something else? Are you serious? He is so fast Oh gid, I barely understand what he's saying How... how does "ground zero" make any sense in this context? I mean, yay and all, I just don't see how the word choice works here. Wait... why is leveling up a bad thing? He nearly hit the frigging roof. Wait, I can do that?! That one kid got his mom to give him money I just woke up in real life, figured I'd check results of the match, lo and behold I tune in just in time to see that flurry of blood at the end At least 3 of those bars were king sized to It's contagious .:..: Goddamn I still can't figure out the one with the dude and his son in the water My partner woke me up as i was climbing out of bed one night, by sitting bolt upright, looking directly at me and saying 'murder', before lying back down again I have a lump on my neck Dat was fucking beautiful. I now must lear nthat shit People with tattoos don't vote? I'M NOT PEOPLE?! You mean... it's not normal to see fuzzy light when I close my eyes? I managed to beat a Zerg on unranked ladder (who held a GM badge... I fucking hate cats but this is just I'm at 60 bpm right now, had coffee about an hour ago Why is this not the highest comment? The title is referring directly to PETA but the link has absolutely nothing to do with PETA. Oh man. I got shivers hard to tell on my laptop in the sun, but i think this is the ...You're a VS MAX specialist? That is why i said it was a legit question. That sub is private. It's my understanding that vaccination for pertussis is not required in order for a kid to attend school. All the other usual childhood vaccines are - there is now law in CA that states there must be a record of immunization for MMR, etc., but pertussis is not required. I am a teacher and was exposed, along with all the kids in my class, to pertussis by a kid in my room this year who had it. I learned this when I was handed an official letter from the county Public Health Department informing me. Thank you for that. Damn Huk Who downvotes that? did they? 2 hearts a second? Oh wow I didn't even think about that Seems legit. Seems legit. The most amazing about that fall is that he walked away from it 1)So basically they can change because always was like that Also...since I got my bunny...I've been more obsessed by his poop then I thought would ever be possible... I never thought of me having more then one toddler. ( where can you get dishonoured for 8 euro? funny thing, i, too, sometimes mistype iguana-on-a-stick as squirrel-on-a-stick Holy shit, that's how mine grows and I have the same problem All my money if dan was included, it kinda actually makes sense. err, i dunno, i assume on a predominantly American website, the fact she has an english accent??? Those eyes are they really illegal? Oooh. Thank you so much! I've been looking at carriers to borrow from, but they require anywhere from $400-$600 for a deposit That would be reaaaaaally surprising, actually. That's a really disturbing poster #### I...watched this for entirely too long...my eyes...so dry... iPhone 5 is bigger than iPhone 4/S... because I have really big hands beautiful did anyone else get a headache from watching this This appears to be my cat. wut? Are you sure about that? Hah....hah...hah ^ The lighting on this is too, too cool I dont appreciate that either. Mods, im watching you. adorable Fire Emblem on the front page of gaming Is it possible hiatus because Willam will be filming All Stars 2? where does it say no fee Sara McMann is huge. I thought Gaff was big (dat jaw) and then McMann came out I've been taught in my theory class that parallel fifths and octaves causes puppies to die (that's what my teacher says How does that even happen Fucking Shelob! Luck, RG3, and Wilson too Dog seems familiar I thought so Since when do you get a new mount from it? What in the epic fuck is that thing on the right?! Grew up in the PNW. The first time I went to New Orleans, I arrived at night. That is when I learned about what cockroaches look like. That really blows... why didn't you start until the final hour? My friends say I collect younglings since i have 4. Cant buy them on amazon. At least i dont think you can.... ( It's like...a vagina... I think I'm the only person here who wouldn't care if someone parked on my grave. I'm going to be rotting flesh and bones, why would I give a fuck 90% ? 65+ pairs of vans That one linked looks OK, but the P&P is like 5x the cost of the item What? Bostic i think we're missing the point. i've revised. that makes them sooo cool It doesn't "bother me" per se. Sure the negative ignorant stereotypes about gay people annoy me but at the same time, many stereotypes are based off of observation of our culture by outsiders (thus usually uneducated) but I don't see how a Neopet in a "geisha" type outfit / Kimono is offensive Maybe I'm blind but Kimonos are rather big part of asian culture (especially Japanese culture) and while they mostly go unworn in today's japanese culture (as they're usually show pieces, high-fashion and consider a luxury) I don't really see how having an asian inspired land with historical asian references (such as the Kimono) is racist or offensive. how did Twitch die so fast... wow... just wow Wow, your list is so similar to mine it's horrifying, or actually it's fantastic :D. I was scrolling down, read your post after responding here, and was like "that's not what I typed" and then was like No, I don't want more Roman factions... Not sure how you got that, heh. I want only one Roman faction. That was the entire point of my post... Like people people pronounce "chic" as "chick"... there is your NA all star mid You don't mean *me*, do you? I tried to make something with Dolby & THX in mind, but those names only contain 4 letters that can be made big and bold. "AfterMaster Audio Labs" has like 22 if you count the spaces i was like First thought that came to my head: What the actual fuck... Second thought: ...p....put your dick in it. But nothing survived Shanksville If we were over in /r/buccos you'd have to ban yourself OP must be one strong woman You have a cropped picture of boobs? If you don't mind me asking, what is the reason for that? That's the biggest grinder I've ever seen You can still use it, right? Super adorable and looks like it's her real hair In other words, you want 2 unboxed Drodos for your 1 unboxed Is that the guy from HLN? 2 is a prime number He is pretty adorable o---o i kind of wanted to draw the bloat but .. scary OH GOD I WANNA PEEL IT!! In the photo second from the right bottom side, you look like Tarja from Nightwish (well not any more, but I still like her there) why are they walking Kemp ? Damn, it says male a. versicolors only live 2-3 years, is that true?? That's not very long considering some tarantulas can live to be 30+ Yeah libreoffice is too heavy for my taste. I'd go with LaTeX in vim or something html5-ish for presentations. You just got me thinking though: an ncurses powerpoint clone would be awesome At first I didn't understand what happened. Then i re-read it and understood. I just want to say this. Why is this not aptitude/apt-get default behavior?! This is brilliant! ALL THREE OF THEM ARE ON YOU! Where were you driving a circus? did your grandma use chocolate chips for the eyes? $500 at least. And most of it was acquired within last 3 months. How are you typing... I didn't know that I...Um....What? WHO R U Think if you weren't wearing a helmet That's just creepy idk if it's cold in here or what but i actually got chills at the end of that story Why would Steam be safe? Holy, wow. I think the contents of one's groceries depends upon wealth and social status rather than nationality. Do people really drink that much soft drink? There should be some sort of law against this I just want to start off by saying that I'm very sorry this is happening to you, we all know the pain of heartbreak. You are not alone. But all I can say about your situation is that she does not deserve you. You are too nice for your own good. Love does not justify staying with someone that treats you poorly....for God sakes man, she cheated on you right in the same room multiple times. oh wow thanks I swear my parents except people to not eat. When me and my brother lived with them they expected 200 to last a family of 4 a whole month. Whenever I come home now the cupboards are like barren Relevant name. Dear lord, that's why the movie title is call '58 minutes to live' over here It looks like brownie pieces and marshmallows Wut? My dog eats off of forks It says 184 eu/t to me... Unless I am looking at something wrong? ....how? That guy is off his fucking wagon And because of that you yet wasted your time, even though you did not want to? Funny. I was adamant that they they wouldn't have bothered to put something so shitty in the game so i kept on leveling it until... shit .. 140 dollar ounces Pyro set is gone, holy crap that went fast Its a fibonacci spiral! Same time it takes to Europe... How can a question be wrong? I would hate to play with someone like singsing If you don't know the reason for Yellowpete getting all star over Genja you need to learn the rules of All star voting Good who's saying this though? Wait, so you aren't kidding that the brain forgot, sort of, what sounds distinctly sounded like? Maybe he was saving it for later. dafuck that mean? Sheldon is 40 IRL! They told me I was a 40A. I'm a 36C. Is that feces on the walls? Grammar nazi without spell check? The flipped side is actually scarier than the "normal" side Don't forget about when I called him out about it, he told me to "go fuck yourself". And the legit one when Alshon literally grabbed Sheilds helmet and threw it a little bit the refs completely ignored. But then made up for it with the b.s. one in the endzone. i cant imagine staying to 4 am to do nexus Superhero juice! So I can have my offspring drink it and become superheroes (or drink it myself)! I would become the greatest weapon of mass destruction What the...whaaat? That 3DS has to be stolen I totally feel ya man, the worst one Ive heard about is Amy Winehouse. She was so doped up she stumbled on stage sat on one of the speakers and just stared into the crowd as the band played ... McGee is gone All good. Just made me do this number: This part of the game was the most painful "omg when will it end" moments in my gaming history. Once it was over I didnt feel like a badass, i felt relieved but isn't there....... Who...? You have beautiful eyes They make trucks that new?! This was actually me until I met the Asians 15-20 years is a short shelf life? Those were good times, Marcus. We were so beast back then... Can't believe that post still exists Ouch... yeah, that was a rather good thing no one tried to steal it. 1:55 Please don't have the games going simultaneously but here in america "math" is treated the same way grammatically as "maths" is in britain I need to learn how to cook too Yeah, I saw that. Jayce mid sounds so op Holy shit That explains why I love both of them dem eyes. Gladdos? Its just like Btw... Just because you only drink in the closet doesn't mean WE DON'T KNOW Are you the asshole being a jerk?! Yay, out of character Gleeson. That irish accent I've ended up using douche one time... Besides the safety concern this is SUPER impressive. mfw clicking [ I don't get it... I can just imagine someone's sad life of waking up every day, logging onto reddit, and downvoting new posts in r/hyoyeon actually, he went from O_O to It wants my google or facebook. ummm what position is he going to play Getting a lap dance in Vietnam. Room was dimly lit. Turns out it was my mom. Hadn't seen her in forever. I am not from Vietnam. Huh. I was thinking of a totally different person... I wonder how many people that happened to. Shut up.... Also Idk why it didn't format correctly. ...Wait what? context? After baby got his first cold he pooped lime green for a week Oddly none, just ask the goobers posting here... some multiple time. I just got mine! Tiny tiny tiny. But wrapped right it vapes pretty damn good. Btw, don't tighten them screws too tight. I did a couple of times and it snaps the kanthal in the post! YES! That's pretty much how they act here too! Are you in NC?! You people misunderstand...I SENT the message! It was one of the worst eye pokes I've seen in a long while if ever wireless....HDMI? Oh lord all I think Of is Ubr Mucapino cake from Red Ribbon I fapped there once Yes, I think he did [](/wahaha "I've been listening to Coheed for 4 months every day and I still haven't gotten tired of it Wtf. Where did this guy come from? Where did the last 50 minutes of my life go? Why is this guy so good? Maybe the word was not "evolve" but maybe the pink goo morphed consciously to mimic humans and it wasn't by chance after all we don't really know if the goo has a short life span. So the goo is squishy it formed or molded itself on purpose to look human. So to recap it did not evolve but it chose to mutate by manually mutating.... If that makes sense I've no idea Thank you for enlightening me. I SHOULD be on a no buy for May (APRIL ISN'T OVER YET!!!!) since I brought home 12 bottles of polish within the span of 4 days. It was bad. I knew, but was not aware they existed anymore. TIL Getting them pierced will make them stick out... Just have to find them first This actually seems complicated Is that even possible?! twigs.... plural? I decided to play this while I was walking towards my room and I almost dropped my laptop Last night I had the dream where I drink blood. I just chomp down on someone's neck and drink and drink and drink... In my dream I am so thirsty, and I feel so refreshed. The taste is so vivid... real blood. Something is wrong with me. Irukandji jellyfish or Harry the Huntsman spider prolly got 'em It looked like a body wrapped in a sheet. Its not like we blew it up I am confused, is that a Pink Floyd reference?! My... my names not Chris What's Dreamhack? I just checked it and it isn't supposed to deal damage, but it procs on-hit effects. LeBlanc has no procable items though. I'm confused And i just started watching... What happens if you shear them? How exactly is it a faked picture? OP never said. It was his house... read the rules? Didn't know it was a rule to slap French people just for being French? O_O_OO Why have I got you tagged as foghorn butthole? Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside He probably fucks those things i wore a too tight bra on Monday was getting low yield, Tuesday morning after ditching the crappy bra, I got a 9oz Yellows everywhere I've never seen it but I will definitely look it up. Ever since I started playing the Sims I always had the feeling that I was a sim. The worts is when I am getting ready to do something and 100% forget what it was. Someone just canceled my action Hate map revamps? Volibear. He could fling you from 1000 metres away. Scary beast Today Fnatic learned, don't chase a baroned up Gambit out of your base to then be turned on and decimated In case you forgot, there was never "much to do", you spent hundreds of hours doing the same thing to go get p100 anyways... Sorry I didn't see this Thank you! I definitely will - I'm super excited for them! :) Almost all of them are polishes I've been wanting for awhile, so it's good to fulfill a few lemmings. :D Work is so crazy right now! I work a night shift and we just came off of our dead winter but now we are going into our summer insanity mode but my scheduling manager doesn't think that we need to put more people on the floor. those girls Oh wow sOAZ, tunnel visioned right into dying I was at the Gorge for a Dave Matthews concert and some girl snuck a bong in with her. Now, if you've ever been there, they pat you down and look at everything you bring in, so I'm not sure where she put that... texanos... I like stripes!!! Would give me a great reason to try chevron! Awwwh They're so cute! I want one Can't wait for that screen KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAA Huh..apartment for one month when the OP wants to travel through the country How does the second law of thermodynamics prohibit evolution? Also, the badge on the front bumper is upside down Yea, to be honest that boundary never made sense haha... I moved from just down Murray off Millikan, up to Cedar Mill, Maybe two miles straight North, and Suddenly it was Portland ** How in the world were you squeezing Ks into Cs? Mercury vapor? Holy shit -550 Yesterdays front page I have her follow me around on all shorts of quest and she never gets downed, I honestly didn't know she could die just downvoted it because you are said that. agree with the comment tho. AM I AN IDOIOT NOW? HUH? Yeah because that makes sense You got to inferno diablo self-found without ever being scared? Holy crap! I had my eyes in the How the fuck do you remember that? I remember being on the phone with my best friend trying to figure out which hole I peed out of. ( I knew it wasn't my butt XD). I was like..ohhh...so that's NOT my vagina... I have exams on that day ME TOO! Less than a minute in It's going to be damned difficult to shoot ghosts I wonder if you actually could get that work before it reaches a Federal level.. ehm.. ok Do... do you people *not* remember every embarrassing moment in your lives in agonizing detail? You try to cancel before you are doing the regular seismo then. Damn, yeah, I'll take your word for it. We have someone who will probably help out with that :) Erops, someone who helped make the map for another server idea Disputable started up xD It rocked The smallest village each! She seems drooly in the third frame. Creepy I thought they were kids and had no idea what the trick was. Karma ception, you dont want him to get Karma so you post that so you can get comment karma when he actually posts it. My printer Draw-alongs in the MLPDS irc? Wow, that's my old social studies teacher in the photo Why would someone want that ? I.... what? You can be a fan of multiple teams... xD I wouldnt do that anymore if i were you, i did it yesterday and i was shifting too but suddenly still got pulled down. I was like I've seen that in Lancaster... Thanks, there's a bunch of other ones if you look in my submissions history. I actually had to repost this since it got downvoted the first time. Yeah... no lyrics in that song. I did as well. I'm so glad I'm not alone. [](/ajtruck)Totally agree. AJ is also squatting in the first shot, but for whatever reason Tsparx is flaring the hell out of her legs That was an extremely weird and disturbing game, lol is it me or he lives in the town from Walking Dead? Liver has carbs? Wtf How long have you been on reddit O_o We're like talking back and forth. Better question. How long have I been on reddit YAY! We miss you :) Erops has handled the server well, but recently, he has gone missing Neverland? ( I used to cross my ankles and clasp my hands behind my back and sink-bob. I'd let all the air out of my lungs and just crouch at the bottom of the pool waiting to see how long I could last before springing back up again. I had no idea this was a training exercise. Revive tele Rumble?! Is that what they're doing? I still remember my reaction to it. I was talking with somebody on the phone, and I just went "Whoa... wait... WHOA, seriously? HAH! No fucking way. Are they... OMG Touchdown too! Wait... let me see the replay... I had to watch it twice to understand that the person's in a car. You own a ton of Wii consoles doesnt look anything like that if you ask me I "have serious issues" thinking that it's more /r/wtf rather than /r/funny? Really? Holy...holy shit. I have those. I thought everyone had them. Where is it for sale for $2.50? who doesn't love the doctor Umm can I kill a zombie with shampoo? Cause that's all I got I was wondering! That actor definitely rustles my jimmies and when he showed up on screen there was sudden, inexplicable jimmy rustling. looks more like who? How is this game breaking? " I thought it was a penis and a vagina somehow. Started playing around on bass guitar. Thought about learning the bass part to "Wonderwall" so I'd have something to play if someone ever said, "Oh, play something." That ought to shut them up pretty quick. Like, What kind of med cocktail was it? It's a book on the pleasures of deep-throating someone after anal... Well great, that's a couple hundred feet from me Five. During kindergarten nap time. *How* I was never called out on it, I have absolutely no idea. Even stranger, what I *thought* about at the time. wow than that probably was me. > wat Must... see... more.... so THAT is what guys do when they are together...i always wondered Can I just say that your grammatical error to sentence ratio is impressive, to say the least HOW ARE YOU HOLDING THE CAMERA!?!?!?! At 1:06 you use both hands to pick up the balls.... ... WELL THEN But that's still 1,440 times a day! Even if you just level whatever you can blow through most of the game. By time I got to the end I was a freaking powerhouse with no grinding. Then I added that certain DLC monster to my party and destroyed more shit. How did you reach this conclusion? Haha, lol. I tried doing :3 more than once Completely sorry Was she using tar for icing? Weird Mr. Finnie? you honestly think all those kids aren't able to do that??? o-o literally, go in game, and press start. seriously. Just look down at the options to choose from, and select moves list. Have you never played a fighting game before please don't say u were driving while u took this? Where is the safest place to meet black people? I could give you a breakdown of the NDP's platform... except it's not released Holy fuck! when anyone says, 'the proof is in the pudding'..... Are you me? Haha it's weird how similar our reviews are ksharp i spent 520 in like 10 days... goodness, you're right Sweet kathulu.. she does exist. I never thought I'd find the perfect female body, but you've proven me wrong. Indescribable. And now, regretting the fact we have no clue who each other are. oh. my. god. thats even worse than what the last guy said! People still do lan parties? Hey, the Brute Squad and Awakened are missing Maybe they killed the tree. That face is really creeping me out, doesn't help that I'm by myself and its 3:40 am I'm pretty sure just about every "fettish" (sexual preference, let's say) I've developed, I've learned, in some way, from porn. So thanks, rest of humanity, for making me just as disgusting as everyone else. Actually Teemo could be the part of skin series for Firefighters. Since he is the cause of all bad things, he should be the Fire Starter Teemo, or something like that? I literally just watched an episode of "The Good Wife" this afternoon before reading this where the same exact thing happened Did anyone else hear this in Sarah Silverman's "Vanellope Von Schweetz" voice from Wreck-it Ralph? I laughed too hard.. Soooo.... Nemo's dad had a sex change? I have no idea who that is that poor, poor guitar! Maybe you don't loose hair, it simply goes to the needy! Wow. That looks exactly like a tree in the woods behind my house. There was a rumor goin around the realms that ALL the mass market CTDs were sent to europe woah I am so full of wtf right now Heh, that's funny - I got the same one about an hour ago or so What do those do? So whats going on between Quickshot and Sjokz there? Oh no, I like Everlong Woah... i wish they did this, so i could watch player perspective -- you could learn so much Plot twist, OP did this to himself waitwait so you could make Witcher 2 look like that? I don't feel like I do. ._. Why haven't you texted me btw? People thought they were playing on 4j servers? Hadn't heard this one This must be so much more satisfying then running over heavy crumbs with the vacuum cleaner This IS gross...but why is there a camera in the bathroom? My god. Perfect chest Haha, true, but wouldn't you just be at zero if you hadn't taken of the auto-upvote in the first place? That's trippy. When I stare at the .GIF, It's like I can hear the BOOM...BOOM.. I have plenty of crazy stories, some that stood out the most: Cutting my hair off (being a female, it was a big deal), taking my door off the hinges, smashing my cell phone with a hammer, making me scrub the outside of our house, posting what ive done on my facebook for my friends to see (they only did it once.) and the leather belt Nebu1a Maybe it wasn't her... You're still with him? What if you cut the tape measurer I thought I could just feed them to my young chickens, but when I did some research on that I discovered that unless they are adult chickens the super worms would probably not die before being eaten and they like to try and chew their way out. Evil biting worms. Fingers crossed... For a moment i thought she was asian VP really he is going to be a great dad someday How'd you get an electric guitar I regret giving them each a dagger though nuzlockes are like shiny attractions. I found two shinies during my heart gold run. XD first was a magikarp(not much of a usage but it's still the first one that wasn't in-game) and the other was a goldeen. surprisingly both are gold colored.....holy crap. That is seriously scary There were other pictures? im sorry but are you implying blood in your body is a dark red and not blue?? I was always taught it was blue as well I see orange people I've seen people do this before. i want one I plan on hanging mine up too (when I bother chainging it, perhaps I'll make some sort of uuhh you made a self post that doesn't link anywhere Makes a post, then doesn't answer any questions about it. Good job OP *table flip* i guess my years in a university watching students ask for answers instead of searching them out themselves is getting to me Wormhole XTreme only proves that Stargate SG-1 actually happened Do people tend to keep dozens of Finder windows open at a time? I'm scared... i deleted it 0 heads A me risulta che da noi si paghi PRIMA di far carburante Do you have any citation for the OK-to-be-topless in the city of Madison claim? Terrified You people? I clicked new and didn't pay attention and started reading about us possibly getting Alex Smith. But But ... GSTL? Whoah, I have high blood pressure and I didn't cut out drinking Yes, we can always be friends. Its like we are all brothers and sisters: until someone mentions they have a different OS. Well then they're just a cuntwhorebitchfaggot Erase My last post from your memory. Oh god... trying to play MoO2 without creative... I would love to see the load from replay function in LoL. I played with it in sc2 and it is so fun. I think in Lol it woulb be even better to play a teamfight again to see how you should have moved etc. Only problem you need 9 other people to play with i agree you need to switch doctors. Wait, the current animations are sequenced? They weren't motion captured? You're telling me 2007 isn't 'outdated'? Strange Gankplank and Zombie Alistar His W gives 20% increased healing, how is that not a buff Wow. I was literally just thinking about this project a few hours ago and I now see it on reddit. Reddit is infiltrating my mind! As a straight male, that is one handsome bastard. UGH i know i live in south florida im 2 hours north of miami and it still takes 8 hours to reach florida state line Don't say that. Not even as a joke >Your laptop can't run certain ds roms because it's not fast enough or is it simply incompatible with some roms in some weird way? I would think a PSX emulator would just as intensive. >I wouldn't be surprised. If the Flash could outrun his own death I don't see why Wolverine couldn't overcome Magneto in some way. oh, then what's the point of this subreddit.... i wonder why he got permabanned though Wut? I was the one who said "by that logic they would hate EVERYTHING". Because they will make fun of everything. Not just something. The one-joke-comedian was your invention right now. So I am the one who gets to ask. I've never seen this Tristana used to have a 1.8 AP ratio ultimate? As an AP tristana player The weird thing for me was that suddenly people who had ignored me (or worse) in high school wanted to be friendly, because their friends all ended up at a different college. I'm shocked he's the first. I just assumed so many were out of the closet that nobody cared I never dealt with a driver who had road rage before until a few days ago in Orange County. It was so weird and out of place, they are typically so chill there I had no idea Ridiculous Fishing took so long to finish, that's insane Just came back to post on this, can't believe it was 9 hours ago the comment was made I just got into orbit myself last night. I went through a good 20 or so designs. Also SAS is your friend. I didn't have it last night but this morning I used it What happened to the old giraffes? Thanks, I saw the overlay and thought replays? i just wish the pebble wasn't shipped in such an obvious box is anivia skin coming or no??? About a hour, actually coming back to normal now Well. I'm sure they'll be a perfectly welcome addition to the discussion, and that their comments will be polite, informative, and *totally* unbiased... Let's just click through and have a look at the discussion on their - OH MY GOD I SHOULD KILL MYSELF. Bigger than Marineford oh dear does getting pets cause a daily event? tfw I already had this picture saved to my phone. Its true we don't feel that much pain.....and we feel no remorse like what, instead of mr? So you concede that women act this way? The vast majority of that debt is due to the Bush-era tax cuts. Even the wars cost less! Wow I don't know how I couldn't find that I assume this is battlestar, but I am not familiar with the show or the game. I hope there's some reason for imprisoning someone immediately when you are about to start a mission Nope. xD I was like "WOAH 6005 DOLLARS?!" and the Cashier was like Holy fuck get that pic off my frontpage Mother of champ. I was taught that in health class too. By a male teacher. Shit that meme got serious fast There is hazelnut flour? yeah i did boxing for a while, a long while back and tried to do it and was like " I genuinely read that as poutine lesion So.. win-win? How about hatless hats so i was.....also she makes weird laughing noises that's gotta be one of the hottest little bras i've ever seen. damn your tits look good in it Holy fuck that's gorgeous! I always ponder the reality of this but try to stay optimistic BUT every time I see/read stuff like this from fellow redditors I get scared as shit! ........dude, for a second I thought you taught them to say "no wire hangers" as reply to "how'd you get to be so smart"..........totally different implications there Linking minecarts together Is this at SHSU? Looks like my school I also sell pot. O_o..... Only if Fonzie...is the girl... ...how old are you? WANT Never mind that his face is practically nightmare inducing Oooh, I really envy you for touching the tardis! Or do I envy the tardis for being touched by you? Not really sure! they have big scary deep eyes too Damn. I'd no idea it was intended to be a comedy. I enjoyed it though. The soundtrack was amazing TIL the word "knight" was once pronounced exactly how it's spelled. Just go to #6 and press play. That must have been one of the later ones. I recently had to open one of my old ones (first gen) to wake it up (A bug in the programming puts them to sleep forever if you leave them dormant too long) to poke some switch and, while horrifying, it was not the nightmare fuel this one is how does someone appear to have a great handshake? No need to explain, really. Just sit'm down open up Xnxx, Pornhub.com, Hentai Foundry, and maybe Rule 34. Give him some time. This concept is better explained through some self-exploration But but but, the new map eats all the fps. They'll update Flanking Strike? What?! You're telling me that there was no thornmail at one stage and multiple vision wards werent allowed?! Wow she was even more stunning before 8 rares and 1 mythical for 5 keys? Oh I hope it's not dying, don't want this tank nuked It was already enough effort venturing out into the real world to visit this realm of large screens and sticky floors - I must retreat back to my domains of internetage as soon as possible! Refurbished iPad has to cost more than the actual board game Dude, the Commandos marines' training looks fucking horrible. How in the hell do you wake people up with grenades and expect them to remain sane? I was looking through all the photos and oh my god just how much pasta does this black hole inhale? Seconded OP. It's that feeling of being unashamedly looked up and down, and mentally undressed by someone's eyes. I second this!! I completely forgot about them I work full time Your parents think you're odd for not doing a drug? It's like some kind of weird, creepy time warp on the top part of her body *86%* of people chose the wrong platform for Skyrim? You are awfully entitled for someone applying for an entry level position in copywriting. You're not going to be getting a job that will pay for your retirement and savings on your first job What'd he say? Not a UFO story but crazy none the less. I was on a flight from NC to Tennessee. I had the window seat and was staring out it most of the time. I suddenly saw a small flash and streak (this was day time) about a few hundred yards away from the plane, slightly lower than horizontal. I was confused by what I saw, I couldn't really explain it. That is until we got to Tennessee and later that night on the news I saw a report of a meteor shower in the relative area I had flown over. Pretty sure I saw a small meteor burn up near the plane. Personally, struggling with depression and such, I was always afraid I'd end up losing my self in alcohol like I see so many college kids I know talking about on twitter Well you made it, now eat it yep my right boob is slightly bigger as well. My nickname is Lexibell. .... the amount of barking in your household. How would the watch of a time traveler work anyways? > What? I googled that volt meter, I don't see any pots I didn't open this thread. I'm in work, in a room on my own. I was on reddit 10 minutes ago and I closed it as I need to get shit done. I went into my email client, came back to firefox and boom here I am Do you think they'll cut it off? Not sure if im still in cringepics or r/BDSM another article about thrice close to the front page I usually run at about 60 FPS but in a teamfight I dropped to 14. Totally understand; this was the first time I've ever seen anything like this, so I was And they're all divisible by 1! Dang, that is impressive. You've lost about one and half times as much as I weigh. yes and my normal ping is 40-50, but in new aram 80-120 I am going to tell you a secret that might get me in trouble with the government- *some Swedes don't like it either*! And, I am one of them! Just out of curiosity, what was her problem with it? Color me intrigued then Bats and wolvy in one body But you'd have to deal with the IRS on a daily basis too. Waaaait wait wait wait. New Boards of Canada? I must know more. Day 135 i explained the why in the post you answered to. In efforts to keep the course and teacher anonymous, I won't say what it is specifically. But it's not a "just get me through" type of class. It's something that would be needed daily if you got a career in my major. Maybe that's why this bothered me so much. 'twas sarcasm What university are you going to? It was a fan fiction involving Taeja, TLO, and Nazgul I believe. Very graphic I never knew that What kind of man are you dating that he couldn't find anything he would enjoy looking at, at the hardware store? Just imagining a weird-gone-too-far slap and he actually turns around and goes "Ow, wtf?!!" and she sits there with a It was a warm fall night and I was watching a movie by myself. All the downstairs lights were off and the room was somewhat luminated by the stairway light and tv. Everyone else was in bed. I suddenly felt distinct fur brushing against my arm.....My dog was sleeping 5 ft away, never got up. There was no draft nor was the ac on. I was told when we first moved in that the former occupant was an old woman who loved dogs. Eight were buried in the background. They didn't mean harm but it certainly did get my attention. why are you getting down voted? Why are people downvoting you for this comment When I was sitting in class today I thought to my self, "I haven't seen a thread on the subject of paranormal and such lately, I should submit one tonight!". When I come home this is front page Ooooooooohhh... Man, I miss the time I were alone and watching netflix on my own couch....... It's funny I look back a few years and those were my best times Beothia is level-locked (I think it's up at like lvl 30 Ramos clear elbow to Lewandowski close to the ref. Ref yellow cards Higuain. Wow not even a minute My boyfriend does this all the time, drives me spare...it's on par with putting dirty clothes on the floor right. in. front. of. the. hamper. Your comment has that too Wow, awesome pic I can't figure out if that's a joke or a valid political statement really? I was just there, didn't see any, maybe I'm blind I think recently BIT.TRIP.RUNNER's Odyssey level has taken the cake for me Will do! I am taking an absolutely grueling plant taxonomy course right now, and that was more of a reflex Mhm, I'm not surprised. I have a friend who was doing a lot of QBD before today and he's barely able to do two kills per inventory (with food and Soul Split) whereas before he could do maybe 10-15. I understand what you mean about it perhaps being needed, but agree wholeheartedly that there should've been more testing. If they were going to release such game changing mechanics, why not run a beta test for it? At least that way if it went wrong, people wouldn't be so up in arms about it all.. like what? Send a pic, I'll decide! Also, is you wife single? I played normally & tried to have fun (also had best ka:d on team) but this guy was like, "noob i report u" to everyone but his friend, just because we were losing i've seen an old mercedes, I thing from late 70's with 954.000 km I still have Pamela Hand-derson and Princess Lay-a. you realize this is Dota 2 not Dota 1 WC3 That would be Guitar Hero 3's Dragonforce for Just Dance DID YOU CATCH ONE? Still waiting for SB 648. Been watching since 1:30! Are you me? Exactly the same thing happened to me a few weeks ago... Wow, when you said mirror, I thought the guy was going to be behind you or something Is he wearing... two pairs of glasses? My buddy works for a big casino and had someone drop $2m in a night. He was watching a blackjack hand the person was playing - $50k on a hand, doubled down and the dealer hit 21. " Nunu isn't the yeti ? well to be fair, i did say videos too......just didnt think there would be this many to watch Which mac foundation is it? why is your score hidden Quantic is alive wow. Thought Quantic close Yes - this makes it sound like a recent incident what the actual fuck Great job! Also.......NOPE! The box is so much smaller than I figured it would be for a board game. Huh! He said that listening to two people having sex is like being a pedophile. Never again UPDATE: Swapped out to a stronger pump and he now has some nice light flow =D He's looking alot better today. Now to deal with this leaky overflow bulkhead 20 Minutes? With the hash tags #Wife and #DrWho well this story certainly isn't helping with my mirror phobia. shit, I have to go to the bathroom but I'm too fucking scared. why do I always come on this sub-reddit while in bed at night? "...calling in the root cause to the tower..." shit....I can't imagine the chatter on both ends.....knowing whats going on in those final seconds.... other shit going on?? I was not aware! That's good to know!! I seem to have good luck with the police... as long as they are male Damn Since when did penises become funny Any idea how much they go for? DAT. ASS. Sheeeeeiiiiit Be careful telling people this, they like to ruin things. Why.. is his son taunting us? but...but...your name is on the email Doesn't this absolutely blow your mind. Only 20 years. Wow. WOW. Imagine another 20. Imagine another 50. We have a mutual friend...as my friend just posted this picture to his Twitter account. I was just planning on getting gas here today too The size of that lady in the last video... communication error after another Mind...blown... Wow they called a phantom foul on Blake Griffin. The scary thing is, I didn't really know what pre-eclampsia was until I just looked it up.... Now I'm going to call my dr in the morning because I have a lot of the symptoms... I thought it was just "being pregnant". I am never ever going to the dentist again Sasuke looks like a goldfish chewing on a piece of fur.... Ever since I first saw the boot brush in bootcamp, I've always wondered what that factory would look like. Does anyone else think that Silva looks fucking pissed in this Jealous. LOL - I just got a tear in one of my nails.. I really hope this tea bag repair works! .... Wow. What is Giant Eagle? $200? asploded all over the bedroom maybe I wouldn't do that last part while doing either of the first two Wow ∑( As much as I like some of these skins, I wouldn't really call them aesthetically myth based. They aren't really accurate to any ancient iconography, Hades especially ( I totally have a stack of these bad boys chilling on my desk from a previous project.. I might have to do this I have heard rumours that Ozzy did LSD everyday for a whole year I heard somewhere that Ozzy took LSD everyday for a whole year Exactly! I always think the bathroom shots are a bit creepy... Especially if the bathroom is a bit grody..! Beautiful ass Omg... You're me. I found the opposite actually. Everyone seems a lot more polite. Haven't even seen someone rage actually. Getting fucking tired of Senna threads I've always wondered... WTF? EVERY SINGLE POKEMON TRAINER DEFEATED BROCK, AND HE'S STILL A GYM MASTER? I thought you said blow them With Cleverly starting, the average age of that team would be below 23 Is this actually not just a dashboard setting on single-site WordPress? Whoa! So much popcorn piss, and it mostly doesn't even seem to have to do with SRD. I'd like to know which videogames you play Why do I feel like I'm the only one that thought Return To Sender was the freakiest one of them all? I mean... sure, Devil's Kiss was pretty brutal and Undertow seemed gross as hell... but Return to Sender? Especially the idle animation... omaigawd.... my eyes hurt Tried the first link. Made it through 2:30 of torture before stopping it. Inspiring and intelligent? Really? My older sisters boobs. Will do - my takeaway from this thread generally is that I was somehow oblivious to 90% of the world of tampons hmm on this size map sooo tempted I have a piece of lead/graphite in my right thumb from a very similar experience Why were you tourchered like this? But... they.. would.. be ... from your... mom. Really? OK, tack, den var konstig. Im confused...how exactly does a cake end up next to my name? It's my birthday today Thanks folks for all of your responses. Really digging all the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy References, I currently have 42 upvotes knowing whats going on in those final seconds.... How'd you take that picture Why is that spoiler? I do not eat as much Come to think of it, I don't know if I've ever witnessed my mother fart... Grammar is how you spell it... Her grin comes across as kind of creepy and evil when reversed. My friends are always saying how lucky I am that I get to "play with cute puppies all day" I saw the guitars first. I'm just starting Game of Thrones. I'm 100 pages in, and I'm already all "WTF?!?" Just...dude. You sure its yours. Works for me on chrome Dimaga ate Mvp I was just telling that to hubby, then he threw down the threesome card But... 25 years? That 5 year old has bigger feet than I do Hmm... Maybe I just surf a little too much? I have explicitly asked (normally I'm the one giving consent), and he took my asking as an expression of doubt, immediately stopping everything and leading into a discussion of why I don't know what I want in life and maybe this was a mistake. Well, we have snow coming down in Alberta today..... Goddamn, has it really? I've never even noticed this. I can't believe somebody got enough money to buy all Sims Addons I don't believe you! Our almighty leader would never fool us like that! Based on your summoner name, You are just what we were looking for ( How much is that in keys Why did I have to see this Why sorry?? As the daughter of a coin dealer/collector, this made me EDIT I'm a mongoloid and thought you were talking to me So.. what exactly IS the current state of the video game industry? How could you possibly sum it up short enough to remember it while playing through this game? Use Mac OSX, Linux, and Windows 7 all the time. I like them all for their own reasons Wait did you say ports? Holy shit i remember thaat, but for me Ports was basically iron heaven, they were all mil_epics. Like ALL of them Wait what? But Irish people are as white as they come! I dunno, I used to have a few, have not spoken to them in years though. My current clique just so happens to not include any Mexicans. No reason, it just happened that way. the first time i saw my criminal teacher carry a gun, i was like The ending...you need to show what happened!! That was terrifying. I have seen quite a few RoA totems recently Well although those are 2.... wait, did you say overkill? I am also offline I cant even think of a comment for this... Who the hell are you? Better than 7 inches in Moose Jaw. What the fuck did I just spend 20 minutes browsing? It's like /r/gonewild, /r/spacedicks, and /r/glitchart had some type of freaky child. 5v5 ranked queue late night WHAAAAAAT Rainbows can be upside down? on an 8x8 led cube thank you for covering for me, GGG. :) My parents have always told me that often times, the major>the school/prestige of school. For example, one of the my dad's college classmates, his genius son got into Stanford, but is doing Landscaping for a major Oh dear God. I thought it was just mine. How much macdonalds do people eat , that makes a f$%-ing shopping bag necessary Weird It looks almost exactly the same as mine Where's the faucet? Apparently it is She told you to stop? Is that sort of username even legal? i am throwing money at the screen.... why nothing is happening???? Experimenting? hahah too kind. I dont even know what to do with myself now that I have R.Gold. >I had to look up the clip because I don't even remember that part of the movie. Maybe I should just rewatch it. It'd be like re-watching an entirely new movie. I get bored around minute marker 25. I cannot fathom having to go over an hour straight (assuming we're talking about getting to the first orgasm) Is that you, Cody? wait, you can? must be a new feature that happened to occur right when I got gold Why is the water so green? clearly your wife was ALSO waiting for you to invite him to the threesome~ ;] j/k ... but think about it. omg.... this is my house in ten years.... Oi Look at his arms! Him and Pence. hello, i'm new to this sub and definitely not that guy. Why is Westbrook all they way up there? Oh my god that's horrible. "Images 12x sharper than hubble" Sounds like Borderline Personality Disorder. They... they... they... didn't give Durant the call? Why is the snow so white? But both of you used those words in the same sentence as well But then why did he send out Charizard, his strongest pokemon? The hammer eh? ( How exactly do you know how many packets you have flowing? Why was the second link purple for me for a second i was thinking about bra cup size... you're a sick person Or maybe his character dies early in the season and he got a haircut when he was done filming! Dude I got that thing my first try... How about a Blue/Bolivian ram or some type of apisto? I'm not sure about the shrimp though. I have had cats for 20 years and have never had anything damaged I was driving home from work at 11:50, but heading north. I didn't notice anything... Aliens maybe? Why are so many people saying cats damage things like carpets etc - Heather feather? Changes go live June 3rd. since this build would have such low life, would it not be a hardcore build? like, if your flasks dropped and you couldn't attack for charges or something would you just get 1 shotted? $10 for the gym? Where do you go After reading your first comment, I looked at the details on that particular pic. The ISO was at 1250. I remember the first time I chose to have sex with a member of the opposite sex. It was a good choice. Honestly, who's bright idea was it at these companies to not back up their shit since it might be vaguely useful in the future? Amazing... just amazing... I'm at work and it's 4:00 am, it was the best I could remember how he said it, despite having watched the movie 8 times Anyone see RES breaking the style in that page? Okay, then yes, freaky as hell. midlane Im ok with it. But why would you nerf her only balanced thing Yeah son, just got back. I got some great pictures and was definitely vibing on the music. My first, but definitely not last show, that shit was fucking awesome. I hit dat beat like king kong After one map not even close Imagine this in Mokdong You live in a ceremonial lamp post? I thought this was going to be one of those boom readings where the girl is using a vibrator while reading Yes.......... But... when I come back the next day... there's 2 shoe/foot prints at the porch... just at one place... no one walked to or from it.. just 2 shoe/foot prints that had magically appeared on the porch... I get interested... (cause I've never experience paranormal stuff either but I've always wanted to ;D), and sure enough... 2 more prints at the window that my dog looked at... no prints walking to or from it.. just 2 in the middle.. I've never been more jealous of a Windows Start -> All Programs list before. INnoVation sooooooo good you had a mainsail on a space station Oh man, I remember Commander Keen way back on my windows 95 That scream in mantra of pain. Only problem is I've lost count of the number of people who berate me for having "A LORD OF THE RINGS RING". Me too I'm on mobile so can't link the thread to you, but basically it was this women who posted screen shots of a "dragon mmo" and she got a few people excited....*but* then she elaborated a bit in the idea and explained that you would have to have sex with other dragons to continue the bloodline Why the hell would you post this twice?!? The pictures technically don't belong to me. banned subreddit? You cant heal the scarrs of war **He speaks! Or Maeby she is naked she looks... young?? Wait... are you me? except the piano...I tought myself guitar Good heavens... Do you consider this as a "key feature" ? Even more scary is all the people in the comments defending the school, I can imagine them thinking "have fun? how dare they have fun, this is the real world, contracts etc How unexpected a comment from a Rioter, you dug down deep to get to this one Fuck without reading it I thought this was someone's **back**! Even funnier is that he admits that SRS is brigading, but not in the way we think they are I was wondering wtf was going on with all these spastic mossies around me Woah I... I don't follow When I was an intern I accidentally deleted our first domain controller when trying to create a new one. Funny how alike 1 and 7 look after a night of not sleeping. I think I'm close to that myself, if not more. Making a Deck mainly based on Ninetales, Volcarona and Entei EX. Got a Lugia EX in there as well, found it in a booster, £25 on eBay Hmm. I had a friend named Hanna who briefly went by 'Turtle'. Sort of. Je n'ai jamais fait de guide en français You're right. I'd look and then be like, "Damn you curiosity! I will cry myself to sleep tonight because of you. If I sleep at all. *stuffs in a wad of cash* Good day miss Its awesome that you got out! Though I'm actually kind of scared now that you mention the whole role-model thing. Hopefully they'll stay away? Wow how does it give you 150% Why you raped our eyes with this picture? Where is the rest of her arms? I linked it correctly but clicking it adds the extra characters Well I would hope they wouldn't eat her alive Lars Ulrich became money obsessed :/ Much like Gene Simmons... He even started fighting Anonymous Wait.. really? When did that happen? Wow, holy shit. They really didn't WTF mine is at half.... We do have a lot of older folks, and I don't expect them to be up on the hip lingo or anything, but even our young guys are oblivious. I have determined that the distinct lack of gamers/redditors is directly correlated with how shitty our department is. Like, seriously, I've never seen a less adept IT department ever...one of them (and this was a young'un!) actually argued with me the IE is better than Firefox. He ended up giving me admin rights so that I can update FF anytime I need to because he didn't want to deal with it and "doesn't want to hear it when I get viruses".... Uh oh. I haven't seen that yet Yes, this is a hypothetical situation. I couldn't find the captions button I literally have to pin my dog down to wash him or he crawls up the freakin wall once he touches the water Can't you just right click and save image? it's a lie Whoa, what an ass.. My face: SO. HAIRY. I wanted to hear what it would sound like so badly, that I actually turned up the volume for this .gif Those eyes It should have been the leader, then. Remember kids, registration *never* leads to confiscation. Ever. Upvote for same exact story. That was funny, that was true, but that didnt needed to be a song Sounds terrible. You touched that stuff bare handed!!!!!! ...has it been 20 years since you've been around whalley? I have never seen anything you described With this and TWGOK S3 being announced today, I now have nine shows waiting for me in the summer (not including continuing series from the Spring). This will be the most I've ever watched in one season! My Dad wouldn't let me see the original Batman (Keaton/Nicholson) because "Batman" was a modern version of a vampire, and vampires are demonic. Vampires turn into bats, and "Batman" used bat things. What is with people using another bad thing to excuse/deny the bad thing they're being accused of? This is like that teacher accused of fondling a little girl who claimed she was "too racist" to have touched a Black girl. How in the world is that making it better? The police are too lazy to be racist? Because lazy cops are preferable? How much shipped to my FFL? Because they are all racists. Sometimes people Facebook message me, then text me saying to check Facebook, then call me asking if I got the text. Yes... I was starting to get worried. Hate wrong use of memes!!! Good thing she didn't get her nipples pierced without telling him. correct you have to be trained to direct traffic at some point.. why not when.... you need to direct traffic ,? really? The Atwater McD's is like a gang recruitment center. Two of my friends had a dude come up and offer to sell them a gun there - unzipped his bag and had it on him Best Aram NA is my smurf... Look at how many of us there are As a video editor myself I feel kind of stupid not thinking directly to editing, somehow I had it in my head this was physically happening pshh,mark sits to far away i'd be like +-o_o-----------+ cant reach...and if ains asks me for help i'll be like 8 eggs??! Earth splitter was too small? have what?? I know this might not be on topic... but what the fuck did you do to the nerf gun? ICCup over Kaipi WTF!? that looks way too real to be okay. . . . Good point If you die split pushing you aren't doing it right. Most of the time you don't want to be split pushing as ADC though ...because you brought it up? Most soft drinks are cheaper than bottled water here. Those thighs! ... What the fuck is going on in this thread? wow wierd, first time i read someone get sick from normal gaming after some days Rift Wait... wait... they actually left *something*?? *I* should drive this road... I find it ironic that her Instagram is littered with memes. Does she know that she is, in fact, a famous meme? I noticed! It almost looks like frozen ham You really don't think a man would get aroused if a female stranger offered him a blowjob? yep of course, anything that doesnt agree with what you said is sexist. Right. gee whiz, I wonder why there are sooooo many sexists out there right? .... Red and Gary Wo ** Exactly what grade does she teach? Oh wow, so could you theoretically paint their nails? I know... I re-read that, went I need this Sort of like Henry Winchester It's ok I kept reading more FPS and I convinced myself not to Sweet mother of fuck. but then no one ignores it and it goes crazy I didn't get this program on tele until my little one had started school. Did... "Finch" terminate Nathan A 40 pound water jug is considered "too heavy and dangerous"? That is one of the lighter objects at my workplace theres no rigor looking at all the snow and the upcoming forecast in the interior im wondering about it snowing all year this year That escalated quickly yeah what Well, Parcel Post have been inexplicably more expensive than Medium Flat Rate for me in the past I have an account but haven't played in a near eternity. Should I play again? You can say they had a bloody good time... Yeah but iy would probably be called super smash kart or something. Pikachu in a kart :D...Link in a kart My parents...fucking... on a videotape. Long story short, i thought i was about to watch Barney the concert. The horror What happened to her? Jesus... That's exactly my point Another vote for the cold shower, i'm in the same boat with you, keep strong for i'll be watching you That's not just pool side seating! Embarrassing! That's the word I've been looking for. I actually felt embarrassed watching it. The whole Chinese thing from the movie was rediculous. When it came to almost the end, my friend(whom I was watching with movie with) turned to me asking"so what did the Chinese do? Uuuuhhh, pedobear? This is the holy grail of creepy PMs. Hilarious... I never quite left, but my PC was pegged to the wall with Darklands, while my N64 had Starfox and Goldeneye and Perfect Dark.... built this new rig a few months ago, liking it pretty well, running Skyrim on ultra is like What Happens if she gos pedo on him?! What is this madness. Double jungle The only one that works is the Eminem one. But the other one insinuates that Obama is in a predominantly white grouping. Which is fairly in accurate. Oh OK I see now...... Browsing trough new comments in this thread is just about the same as reading twitch chat. Or you could just download it? she has a penis?! nifge means knife? Is it just me, or does Finland kind of look like it's making a Sounds like some kind of alarm. Christopher Lloyd in the end of roger rabbit... Those eyes Sako perfected Gamerbee? Wtf is there a german url? but he did counter what you said I think he must have used a telescope? No way you can get that with 50mm Damn someone in the alternate vs wizzard game is screaming even luder than oce Wait this is a game. WOW THIS GUY! JUST... WOW! Pure capsaicin... Honestly it is mostly ties haha, my ex really liked their ties Du har rätt! Det här var ju ohyggligt pinsamt. The part about him becoming a vegetarian afterward... that lightning... As his wife, I can confirm. My hole has taken a pounding. As a side note. I would love to know what those bookmarks icons are that you have redacted... How did you jump out of bed with sleep paralysis Woah! That is one big healthy ball of awesome you got there! Mozeltov and a special big ups to pushing out a 10 pounder with NO TEARING! I'm like well I guess I'm not racist then, yay? I don't get it? Wouldn't that make more sense if she was paranoid from an accident that someone *else* got in...? Oh, right....I was a senior at univ in '04...timing makes sense why I had no idea (plus I was 21 by then, no reason for falsies) dont tell me he rolls joints with a sushi rolling mat.... bout to say....camera in mouth Running away from an overly attached I-want-to-be-your-boyfriend. Slipped on his spilt beer and broke both the bones in my ankle. My tibia had your average fracture and my fibula had a spiral fracture that started at the notch of my ankle (you know that bump thing at your ankle He got pretty lips.... Thanks, but it's nothing compared to the HF board. Why are you browsing threads 4 months old? I guess he was normal sized at birth. But by the time he was 7, he was already 6 feet tall 200 lbs. Imperial Mild? I graduate next Friday and I plan on diving back in full force! I've had SO many ideas running around in my head for new pieces that I've been dying to work on! But I can't just work for an hour or two and then do something else - when I get into a piece, I go for 6+ hours I don't get it really? i dont remember that omfg this sounds actually fun Or you can use the mirror lock up cleaning mode, so you don't risk your shutter and mirror getting in the way when glitching of the shutter button. I have that shirt To talk about toxic players, I crashed mid-game (computer *froze* hahahaha) and nobody raged why did the police academy students keep their report secret? i wonder if they found nothing, or something Wait wat I would buy that in an instant. Its an upside down heart with stitches? Eye candy. The jump scares Reminds me of when I was 6 or 7 and was taking a bath with my 2 year old sister. She pooped in the tub and for some reason my Dad blamed it on me wearing a boot without socks? Am I missing something? O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ That sounds freaking amazing. \m/ What in the sweet baby Jesus is that! What's going on with the pants? Say I was an opposing North Korean fighter-pilot and wanted to take down your plane, What would be the best way ? (purely scientific) Some people have some serious issues! Just trying to recoup all my lost Karma. My imaginary internet points mean more to me than I would like to admit. And it was a tourny tagged one too? ...WAIT REALLY?! I live in Iowa Actually my middle name... I've had Internet enabled phone since my freshman year me too What. Why've you gotta be so ...aggressively formal? This is the hardest choice of anybody's life... $100 a month on maintenance is "big"? Haha damn! I have no idea why I mixed up the names! I can't even remember the name of that guy right now How do you know I haven't already How did you survive the year you had to take 251? derp. ( A trailer to the trailer? Ooohh... that fresh feel looks like Blade with an elegant outfit O_o I thought you meant someone sent you a mixtape of music to strip by. Or a videotape. My first couple had only a couple hundred views each but my most recent one has over 1,000 already... WOW. I am really sorry you had to deal with that. There is a 2 player mode Wait, but lemons aren't vegetables I like to bs my way through personality tests. It's pretty easy when you figure out what they are looking for. Plays hell with the docs and psychologists. It will mean you'll spend an extra month in that "residential treatment facility" though. Surgery for what? Cause her abdomen doesn't appear to be shaven.. -____-.. i just did control L for the first time MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!!! Did you just have a yard sale in Linthicum? Oh God, I don't do well with social pressure!? If this goes south now I'll have a whole club of creepers after me. Wow... Now I feel like quite a horrible diabetic ._. I don't know how I've managed to maintain perfect eyesight, foot health and no complications for the last 18 or so years that I've been diabetic Sounds like the dude was screaming "Kill me!" at 2:12 Yeah. Like I said, they beat that kid to death because they wanted to steal his shoes. Like...really? Or people mug college kids. Somehow they expect the college kids to have money. Which blows my mind because college kids are stereotypically broke. Right? Im taking a rip and a shit as we speak Looks like they could use the latest model Beetle. Iced coffee is cold coffee? Week started really rocky but I had a introspective 'Come to Jesus' with myself and brought it back around. There was a Cinco de Mayo event at work today and the margs were *potent.* Currently watching Clueless and doing laundry. Mentally and physically preparing for my friends Kentucky Derby day drink tomorrow Hollins said after the game in reference to how the matchup vs OKC changes with Westbrook being out "it doesn't change it at all". Daym I just realized how stupid Google was hey me too... oh wait. "Impervium" seems to be on here twice. I knew I had seen this before. Upvote for ... reading my mind You plan to ? The mods literally just told me they deleted abusive comments on this post. Yeah this was confusing for me too. Do people think that if you work in the food industry you get to bring home lots of free food? At least they cut the load in half. From what I heard they were actually afraid of what the real thing would do to the atmosphere. Really?! I feel like a badass then because I have been doing wild pokemon... mfw nobody cares about le gems anymore What if... they were directly uploading from a phone or tablet? So... not bawling. *Balling* your eyes out. Like... with a melon-baller? Uranium TBH I thought you meant you drew a perfect at the today show on NBC No way this guy is FA Your user name.. That looks like a vehicle for kidnapping children Hmm, so since all strange items have a default attribute then it's impossible to get the prefix from Towers Destroyed? I just got off the phone with my sister, she lives right next to the little tunnel where the train derailed. They're all right thank god. This could have been soooo much worse. It happened in a field just before where the houses start. 100m more towards the town center, the wagons veering a bit more away from the tracks and it would have been a massacre. This is where it happened (51.0035,3.90343)(copy paste into Google maps). The fire spread east from this point. Notice the residential area to the west of this point. you really this is tv show right. By what happen to Studio of BTS , you guys never show us.where all money go Um.........are you being serious???? oh thank you SO MUCH how did u find the link anyway? I live in Memphis and hate sports (hello brothers! What slays me is the when I was in middle school in 1994 we were taught that condoms are only 85% effective at preventing pregnancy. Now I keep running into people younger than me who think that they are 100% effective. Did the state of sex education decline that drastically or are there that many people who didn't pay attention in class? yeah isnt that cured in like 3 days ??..... I was focusing more on the poofing out of dust part NOT being absurd. ...Is it really that difficult to find someone for casual sex as a mtf bottom? I always figured it was simpler than that Make a smurf account, get to 30 how ever you choose (bot speed runs I hear are fast) then AR(always random) every ranked game, or what ever game with them. Go no runes or something, give yourself a reason to be on their level so you can play with them As someone with tiny wrists I never consider watches bigger than 40mm. You must have have huge tree trunk wrists to rock a 47mm watch arent you gm? Will when I get home later... Got my eye in you... Sun and dust. My mom is from West Texas, so much dust, so much sun Why are you getting downvoted He is smiling like he made it happen... Glad I didn't go flying yesterday. why is she wearing a collar imagine if it's both How does that even work? Wut? What. It's...GRIEFED Omg. HOLY SHIT GUYS, being able to buy stuff..... reduces piracy It's weird! Cause I set -30 lbs as a 6 month goal from Dec to June. I thought it was so far away and possibly unattainable. It's like, wow 30 lbs?! That's a huge amount. And now I'm 5.5 away from it and I'm When I worked for a wedding company 10 years ago the owner said to me "These people are only paying 2 grand for these videos so don't work too hard on them." I had to look down so he wouldn't see my yeah, it's unique, but so so weird. The strain I had smelled like Cheetos What's the origin of that poster? I've never seen anything like it And he only got 60% I think I have a thing for chubby faced Icelandic women. OH GOD Nope that probably isn't it. I'm grouping with a character that begins with an E, an A and an S... while i start with a V... account name wise.. I have a J, while grouping with two A's and a T. holy shit, that's a lot of rocket coming from one player My mom says 'hun'. You originally didn't say *seriously* Wow, I want a dress in that exact pattern. That's so gorgeous Wow that video is really really really useful, it should has 10x the views it does It's annoying to me, too. I don't get it. Withdraw a jacket? She's *wearing* a jacket already I was waiting in the bus loop when a couple kids thought it'd be funny to change my route board to 'hell'. MFW I ran the whole elementary route, in front of parents, with that emblazoned on the side of my bus. Ce te mai pricepi The hell is wrong with you. You mean the game 2 in which westbrook was injured and couldn't play to his full potential but still put up 20 pts? Are you POSITIVE that you are in no way related? Sooooooooo much glitter Is someone fucking with us? Many years ago, before Williamsburg was overrun by hipsters, I spent a couple of *very* cold winter months working in an unheated warehouse right in that area, doing fabrication work on a huge sculpture that was installed at MOMA. The only other tenant in the building was the distributor for "Screw" magazine, so there were porno mags littering the disgusting rat-infested bathrooms, which made for some real charming ambience. While we were working there, one of the security guards shot and killed one of his colleagues. That made me feel real safe. Those are MY memories of W'burg. I have finals in like a month That's horrible Oh I thought a bigger battery ment it hits harder And the chorus... Wow He's played 159 Riven games in season 2, I've seen it on streams all the time ....Wait, people *actually* did that? Someone reported this comment. Jesus, you've got a lot of games Well. I mean, I've seen worse plot in some pornos :P Just hafta laugh it off and maybe get her number. You've already hit ...one of the bases or something? What Oh my gosh thank you! Really? But why doesn't it show up in google then? I'm confused The Anne Hathaway ones barely look shopped... Maybe they are 2 different rooms.. 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Woooeee what a wonderful collection you have amassed!! I was tied and robbed in my own home by a malay guy and a chinese looking guy We were watching this is my psychology class the other day Yeah, just seems kinda weird. Dat filework Why is everything in this thread downvoted to oblivion? What'd he say? Damnn for one place? you mean spawning satan Thanks for the timely reply! Especially wasn't expecting one from the great and powerful Biscuit, either... Let's talking about the DYE system here... versus in say... oh I don't know... GW2... ... these are handmade?! Black Hole Do we have a name? okay then OUCH!!!! I hope Arias is okay!!!! Wow. That's damned ironic. And all this time people are worried about the death of a non-native invasive species that just happens to be useful in human agriculture. I don't understand how it can be two answers though Also, how many people are shooting her? I guess that's why we need blankets when we sleep but don't need to wear pants and thick coats while doing our daily thing indoors. I'm not okay with this. I don't know why but I'm just not. I first read it as "BAD BEAVER." Now you're all scaring me...* Whats with public schools not accepting vegetarians? I was in highschool and they used to serve a chicken bowl - mash potatos, corn, gravy with chicken nuggets on top. I asked for just the potatos and corn and they bitched saying its not possible etc... 20,000 Tons of Rat, Fox and Mink is a lot of friggin meat. So how do we know he hasn't hacked your Reddit accounts and that this is the real you? Don't know what to make of this. Of course it's near 100% chance not an "alien", but if Stanford researchers said it lived and was human.. And the skills to use those new weapons come on the 6th, go figure... Wow, thanks for the DRM-warning 22 Wtf is a "real" accomplishment? my boner is screaming Chaotic good rogue? 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Obama Zombies It looked like a blow-up toy to me. How the fuck did Jordan put on weight doing meth! Yeah, saw it and was like ... How?? Who is that? You don't recreate the letter for every accent tho. Well, you can, but that's insane. You have a really good pc Don't most people do this for set items? I also have the ringing. Well, perhaps. All I know is that I was left O_o it's missing a leg Excuse me for not knowing, but who are you and why are you apparently a part of Monstercat? What the fuck bro? Haha. I don't understand what you're saying. Brain auto correction. strong google translate and i dont even know italian, it looks weird just from knowing spanish I go to the school named after him. yep, seen this in one of these fucking trick images a friend sent me with whats app... hahaha - that was so funny Wasn't really "punished" per say. But when I was really young, my aunt was babysitting me. I found a pair of scissors on top of the dresser and decided to give myself a pretty hair cut. My aunt sees me with my hair completely chopped off in some places and freaks out. My mom arrives home soon and answers the door and I'm standing there. At first she doesn't recognize me but then she starts crying because of what I did. I looked like a little boy because of it and got mistaken for one countless times Wow. oh dear, thats a bit dangerous. I can understand how that can happen however, something about the commotion of a brawl just attracts the eye. In your mind you think "better get outta here" but on the other hand you kinda just want to know whats going on. Did she just gape...from taking a shit? Wow, that's awesome. Not just the literature classes, but everything else. what elo are you bro Powered by 3 AA batteries Damn, I live in Ohio and hadn't heard anything about this Dear lord i would crap myself if i saw a sloth hand come out from under my bed Mum? ...alternately, their electric bill is $400 a *day*, or $12,000 a month. That one's fun too. My lashes suck oh at the end, the guy on the furthest right: "wwwwhooaaaaaatttttt Plattamuh-... Platinim-... Platinoomioom... Oh god, I can't seem to wrap my head around it. Where'd the dollar values come from? " >I can't really think of any 80's cartoons other than... He-man I guess? So you expect people to get in when the IP isn't listed anywhere on the website?! I find EVERYTHING. You need a lawyer to get everything removed. I think God is the one who created the Earth, and everything He created was very good. . . You know, until it wasn't and then he killed 'em all. Man that dudes nose is very monkey like Cause it was fluffy? Have a drug dealer you can trust. Omg I know one of those girls to the left My heart dropped. One of my biggest fears in life is to be blackmailed/framed or be in a situation where I'm being blamed for untrue things and no one believes me. I don't think they know what "facts" mean It looks like the inside of the Death Star I assumed it was at the neck too, but seeing I could literally see the stomach on the other player while remaining **completely** hidden to his view...I was blown away. We see through the belly button when we crouch and when someone is below us ( I can only imagine a dog like that hanging onto my arm "Santos used both penises during intercourse and, after finishing with one he would continue with the other.” Oh. Still cool.... wait 'till the end. So.... is there a International glans week..? So that's where kittens come from.... Ive played WoW before that system was in place, and oh my god was it better. Honestly, the dungeon finder is one of the things that killed WoW. Before the dungeon finder dungeons were actually fun. Sure, you had to search forever for people, but you actually talked to them. You had a friendly, social atmosphere and while searching you simply did some quests or something. You had a lot of niche roles (I remember seeing several hunter tanks This picture somehow makes me feel uncomfortable ... i don't know why About 6 yrs ago my ceiling fell on my why I was asleep; I cannot express how fast I an out the room after the first piece of sheet rock hit me in the face. Talk about an eye opener 2 am here ) Absolutely. What is that sound exactly though do you know? My uncle claims its the socket having its cherry popped. Thank you! I really do love any shades of red and dark pink. I haven't really wore anything else. I don't know man...ya see that other thread about the dude studying in China the phenomenon wherein the duplicate foreign cities?Maybe it's all an illusion I hope to get it too one day, I was all I knew a guy who would brag about being a product of rape Hey guys a quick thought. What if op is part of 440. Just a thought. Or is it an umbilical cord? Oh my, that is gorgeous! The fact that I'm turning 25 in July. What the frig. I have no idea how I got to this age. Also, that my mom sometimes says "You need to have some kids so I we can dress them up (or something similar)" when we go through the baby section at a store. It's like Tweek on South Park started racing a bike! Haha, very true. However, I seriously don't want to be the guy that is found dead with his neck/spine snapped while fucking his own brains out. what if dishonored is just another world of Bioshock infinite Yes yes we do.. I could not get past a 50 something chewing out 13 year old kids. I said " Dad you do know they are kids you are playing and probably have not heard the things you are calling them". He said " where do you think I heard it from". Me: cool That seems a bit much unless she had seriously heavy flow I could have if the heparin was on my allergy form. Now it is... before I wasn't allergic to anything... but cat scratches I could have if the heparin was on my allergy form. Now it is... before I wasn't allergic to anything... but cat scratches I am also unable to processssss.....klsdjflkjasdocijaweklj I have a strange feeling that this is exactly what's going to happen on my first one hmm that's weird. she said after 8 months the smell was so foul she said she could smell it when she was wearing it even when she was walking around. I didn't hear about that part Wow! He has 91.67% win rate vs Zerg Why can that video be viewed in 144p this happened to me when I bought the game as well...two years ago... go buy a lottery ticket! I have some really nice gloves but they just dont have any armor or nearly enough protection to protect against.. THAT Well you learn something new everyday, though wouldn't this defeat the purpose of it being on a console in the first place if you basically HAVE to pop the keyboard and mouse. Like at that point why not buy a computer oh so good looking...looked back to your past submissions Holy shit... I didn't know this was a thing when I joked about it yesterday. and in need of tlc YOU ARE HEREBY OBLIGATED UNDER ALL THAT IS SEXTASTIC. 6 years? Teach me your ways, Oh wise one... Really? That seems pretty normal to me. What are you going to do when your mom goes to bed? I always thought the softer ones were just older? When was the quality of sex measured in how fast you can get someone off? I... I... I want a fucking anime about KS like right fucking NOW... connected some how with a joke girl like in Amagami SS... I actually think I may have played this seed before Yesterday I suddenly realized that I'm going to try it, today I visited their Sourceforge page - and ... [ Amazing guide, but why don't you do just one topic? The Subreddit is just a Moderately Awersome Guide That's not how it's done How do we know YOU arent DeadDiskoDog AND DeadGuyKai? I can't imagine how she thought it was a good idea Oops Another!? Oh no. I hope someone is nearby that can rescue him/her 27 Clean sheets in 2 seasons...... They will never know who threw the popcorn! Well that answers some questions I have had about things, and makes me dislike the written english language that much more (been more of a math person my whole life) ._. I will fix the fix then o_O And then edit my other post to better explain what I was trying to say in my OP for this Gives a whole new meaning to "I'm going to break your dick off inside me." It's at the Yokohama pokemon center right now. 5,800 yen I didn't even realize there was a NG+ option This one line doubled my comment karma holy fucking shit.... just got home to see SNS 3:0 aAa ... just WOOOOOW I thought most people could do it but from reading the comments seems like it's not normal Man what the hell? You could get a super kick ass gaming computer for that kind of price. i did an assualt where i got hebo, and my IGN is MuffinWagon, there was a hebo on the enemy team as well... played by MuffinDomain Have you even picked up a history book?? Why would your parents be allowed to use your PC? Ahh ok, well I'm ashamed. I'm from Belgium, half of my country speaks Dutch I should know I personally think basic emoticons are ok (using :), ;), You're saying that Inception is a true story? Wow... your working environment! So do I... I got the impression that Robert Downey will be back for one more or he is going to be replaced. The reminder at the end told me that I shouldn't worry either way because Iron Man will be back. That's a lot of likes. So a band like The Fall of Troy, would they be somewhere in between skramz and prog rock or would they just be skramz? I've downloaded some of what falls into that category, like Circle Takes the Square, and it just seems like a bunch of noise, like blipcore, but longer. Like sometimes something like Saetia (or Fall of Troy, or CTtS) will come on an 8tracks that I'm listening to and I'm like "okay, this is decent" then a full retard section will come up and I'm just left there sitting like Is this that thing from the Detroit mural? I don't know why it was that way to begin with What dude? Well here's your wake up call nah. i guess turtles are faster then tortoises...? My friends were talking about it and talking about how bad it was and I'm like Wait, there is no desire to advance in rankings, yet you lads desire non-USA coverage? Wut? Oh....... wow... I did not notice that ...not Aang? i think this should also show a little self reflection to the libertarian movement, notice that you only cut out the letter you want. all of that could have been spelled with just justice and liberty. you could keep your freedom and equality. Someone is super lonely 32,300,000,000Kg of TNT?! But... the *stain*. .......... 1.97 KDA and 54.10% win rate wow, I have average of 3.0 KDA but only 52% win rate If I hadn't hanged around the /r/relationships community for some time, I wouldn't believe how many people need to be told about these two seemingly obvious things... ( Whoah, now that you mention it, she hasn't can you push minecarts through a portal, and then out of another? I made the comic on my mobile. Thank you good sir thank you 132,000+ comment karma Aside from the Independent, why do you play as the worst characters in the game? Why the downvotes? I assume Some people wear masks to protect themselves. Some people wear masks to birthday parties. Some people wear masks for there sex life. Some people wear masks on Halloween. And some people wear mask to defend us all. Holy shit those are some long-ass smoke breaks. I think when I smoked I took barely 5 minutes if I was chatting, probably like 3 if it was a normal smoke break Where in the world does Subway have smoothies You have a very off-kilter moral scale. I wouldn't be your friend if you begged me. That's something ... Are you watching me??? Then 2 hours for her to reply well fuck Being awful at this game and massive faggot at the same time? But there were only 3 walls. Do people normally cook them on both sides *shut up* they're glued together!? Oh my gawd....my alts are on that realm. These have been out since 2008? I don't know how I haven't heard about them until now. I'd rather not discuss how my penis ended up bleeding which in turn ended with me in a hospital with my pants down and a nurse looking at me funny "Woah, just noticed that too Before I die I must try blood dragon I was raised on CCR, Queen and Finnish folk music aka "humppa" Rainforests are like, really wet forests I escaped a gank in a pond outside spawn with probably 4-5 guys on me with half a heart. Because it has complementary colors Technically we will always fall under and support stereotypes of some sort because it's human nature... But I must have hair, at least on me. :P One guy told me that he expects his future boyfriend to wax his ENTIRE body, and I was like, "Really? Yeeeaaah... no" With this face ( "Chucked" as in threw in the trash? Is it just me..or do the prices for all(most) games look incredible cheap when you convert them to euro d-( Some things cannot be unseen Since when are difficulty ratings even remotely relevant? Wow 8 months after release, a $60 game becomes a $5 game. "Come pick up these rounds!"..... Arent you in clique? What if she's inside his house? Disse l'anamale. It's true that the more you explain a joke the less funny it gets. And shit man your comment and this joke are in a league of their own. I didn't know this existed either. CHIPS! I'll bring chips! chips.. NOPE! That's the first thing I thought! I was laughing my ASS off looking at the picture, then I click and come into the comments with the OP saying "not being sarcastic" and I was like some guy on reddit called my boobs boring Hodor! Damn What is this talk of TDM on FreeHugs? The artwork is where I'm probably best at, my programming skills are lacking. I got stuck on a lot of really small things. It all just takes practice I guess lol. I'm glad this one only took a few days, "Nutz" took me 2 months... Is it just me or is it R2D2? The animation of James Baxter was totally hypnotic. My vagina hurts just from looking at this Wow... Just... Wow Miami showing us their D ;; I cant even think of a intelligent comment just Even in English I have no idea what that means. i like how you cant have your opinion posted on there forums You played with a calculator I thought it was someone holding a picture. I like this meme as a gif! They told me I have to eat meat for it to be a 'full meal' where is the nipple? wheels no spin? Holy fucknuts. Gareth Bale getting name dropped on Raw. The hell? My god the fluff Not a chef but I went to lunch with a major CEO recently to a really upscale place and he ordered the duck tacos. He sent them back when they arrived because he was a vegetarian. he was going to come off the bench in boston too TIL I have Depression. I call it del because my professors called it del. I've heard it called deep(?) as well. true Well...what the fuck was up with that? Hmm.. Deliverance. Every time. Sukar.com? I seriously just went from -.- to **OOC:** The keys in the middle are moving on their own Showed my gf this. She slapped me... What the heck is going on here? Looks like leprosy or something He has almost 500 more wins than losses The exterior of the house is quite nice. But if the interior is true to the pictures shown, then it's ugly as sin. It almost makes me angry. You had millions of dollars to waste, and you decided to build *that thing*. Where is this place you speak of? A shield to go along with...a war hammer? I, uh...are you Thor? Founder's mechs? It's a giant squid, you can see the eyes and the mouth What, there was two My mom is like that too. When I was a kid is always ask if it was cool enough for me to steal a sip. I'd burn my mouth and she'd still insist it was cool. I normally don't read things, but I will admit. They actually got me sucked in I seriously don't think I've seen Malphite or Amumu get banned since season 2. I don't actually remember the last time i've seen someone pick malphite in one of my games I tried to click on this link but Chrome warned me that there was malware ali has a grab Whoa there is a rubreddit called /r/rearpussy ?!? I do have an account in Samba. You think I could apply for a credit card if I'm in between transfers? Apda is here, watching I guess the medical term is phimosis, the _problem_ is that having sex is painful. I didn't even know it was a condition until recently I'm not too up to date on some pro player info; is Doublelift burnt out and does he hate the game now? I read this in Tennant's voice. then... where was the heart? But when he does it it looks so impossible.. 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But oh wait... just a couple of weeks ago in my city (Boston) multiple people died (and many more maned for life) without any use of guns in a mass event. All that was used was pressure cookers and fireworks, we would of been so much safer without guns then.. Might i suggest standing in front of a fan if you want to feel wind in your face First thing I noticed. Seems legit What a generalization That's precisely my point. What was wrong with LPQ as punishment? Since I'm muted I can't discuss anything with my team. Like asking our meepo carry to perhaps purchase other items instead of 3 reavers I notice you didn't ask for a woman also Where do you live that radio has been completely replaced by some other stuff? Did that melt? Holy shit I went to Chemistry stoned yesterday as an experiment. Had the epiphany that it's SO EASY to convert from mol/L to grams/mL. I'm in a higher level Chem class. 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The thing I caught must have been around 10 centimeters, which is somewhat bigger than the size of 2-3 inches... I was horrified when I found the thing, and nobody believed me. As it turns out now, I wasn't wrong and no one believed me because they're not common in Europe I didn’t have to go into homes (thank God), but I worked for an apartment rental property in the Maintenance department. I did dispatch, so I got calls for maintenance repairs, but also the residents could come in in person to submit claims. I had one resident come in who’d found a nest of baby mice in his apartment… ok, fine, but he BROUGHT THEM WITH HIM and then just LEFT THEM WITH US. I remember my friend reading that comic in elementary school Yeah, I am trying not to be fatalistic no This ist still working in firered? I drink an unhealthy amount of coffee throughout the day and have never had this problem. Is there something wrong with me? 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Any way, while working on a data migration strategy, I was poking around their then apparently homebrew crypto library. Then I noticed their "salts" were integers, and their password hashes weren't fixed width ( San Francisco substitutes the food for more mimosas... Always watching me.... How on earth do they recognize him? That's.. That's somewhat concerning. Yikes. I have a dog, but she knows when to make herself scarce Hellooo. It would be awesome to penpal but if you're concerned with mail being slow from up north I'd hate to think of what you'd think of me all the way down in Australia oh boy.. when I first saw this yesterday I didn't really read the title, saw the vid and thought you just had an unlucky spawn on opponents grenade I now have the urge to play smash bros even though ryu isn't in it .... woah there oh shit, they do! That looks like something you would see in Roller Coaster Tycoon. 3rd this has been posted like 50 times Is this picture moving? What if wanted to name you like "Apple Sauce" and your parents let it happen NOW! Wow! A whole month on your first try Are you my boyfriend? I was reading "in" instead of "n" at first. That Karthus hand in original Such a small world Your dad looks like a women who wanna play Starcraft 2 , if he have an pikachu 3ds? What kinda creepy ass stories do people tell you?! That's a hell of an omission oh I don't think it's so much the living at home part that gets under his skin. It's the fact that he dropped out of school It's times like this I'm glad my cat is a jumpy thing and runs away if I walk towards him too quickly. The blank stares.. my word the blank stares.. WHOA Can you explain? Everytime I try and combo it from mid screen, I always end up tossing them far away (like EX: Tatsu juggle). I never get the full animation Oh! Thats a overpowerd computer. I'm not thinking, that he is able to pay for this Remember?I LIKE YOU. Word! The stuff I got after that is even better somehow... I must just have a super high tolerance to caffeine because I've drank shit loads more than that in a short amount of time and been fine. WTF BBQ sauce man. I this ehh.....!! Not sure why I got down voted for my question What, no he wasn't Hi and welcome! I've never seen a single Doctor Who episode. Holy shit I've been playing LoL a year So liberal White saviours are putting thousands of Black people down each year? LB Chain is probably the easiest (blockable) skillshot in the game to land I know. I even saw him NoFalling in SMASH ............it was you jest but i have to do this fairly often. Certain types of handles are hell Except in NYC - when a fire truck or ambulance speeds down one of the avenues, everyone immediately jockeys for a position right behind it, and sails through traffic. Turtles. Wut are you doing. Wut are you doing turtles. TURTLES WUT ARE YOU DOING. And ass are amazing! Oh yeah the fox! He says "Chaos Reigns" I think. It gave me insane chills. It was pretty awful when she hit his dick so hard then jacked him off and blood came out. I... I really can't imagine this happening. I'm trying to picture it but my brain refuses to let me. okay roosh we get it, american women suck, iphones suck , etc But...isn't that also just another IdrA tantrum? ... Why is he a mod? 30 foot Orca!?! ( Same. Faces stomped to dust in under 25 minutes . . . Well that was unexpected Is someone downvoting you? The beginning music really set the mood Absolutely love it, great job. But how's the copyright situation on that I thought it was Pedro You mean, there are no burger joints in Alaska? Yeah they did that for me too, only with a 2,000 SC bundle Am I the only one that gets bothered when this is called a bubbler? It makes sense, but it should be called a bong Smartie McFlurries I can't... Stop watching... < Ooohh. Holy fuck this is... not a paint can? What about toilet paper? a paint can... How has no one else noticed it!? I have never played 4th edition and I have insomnia so i am ALWAYS ready to play Take a break from studying to check the score... Klay Thompson How do you know her back This no shit happened to me once. I was driving down the road with some of my friends one night and suddenly we heard a few loud pops and thought I had blown my tires. My friend a few seconds later shouted, "Those weren't your tires, THOSE WERE BAGS OF DORITOS!" His face at the time was a bit of a Barbara, dat face. I could hear him speaking You have played since Beta and you surf the Official Forums? We know what Zisteau looks like? We got bigger things to worry about than Double vs WeiSex. Summer Promotion is looking frightening for clg. Once worked with an elementary school teacher who bragged she had been a Hooters server. Damn! Never in my life have I seen that flag, and I'm from Mexico lol. i was like that's awesome but that can't be real Ti che, Russki? Thanks!! I just finished lotr for the first time and I've got the fever. But I'll admit I'm a bit nervous. My coworker is a fellow lotr enthusiast- loves the books. I showed him my copy of the silmarillion and he goes "yeah i started reading that and stopped because i got bored." It's a reality TV term where you can't talk or have to stay quiet. They usually want you to talk only when cameras are rolling or something, otherwise you have to stay quiet on the set/in the house/whatever. I believe it's because they don't want you to potentially say something drama-filled when they're not filming. I always hear about this when people get interviewed after they're eliminated on these types of shows, but I'm surprised you can't really find use of the term online Is anyone else bothered that this person's entire comment history is being downvoted and they're being sent angry PMs? Like... it's just a tattoo guys... stop the harassment. Reddit is reaaallly going downhill lately and it's scaring me. It. It sounds like my roommate's night terrors. OH MY GOD THOSE EYES This place is almost worse on the second playthrough because you know how messed up it's going to be Damn..that is beautiful The Op is right. That is darn adorabubble. I do agree though, they look like twins. I received a PM from a guy who wanted me to look at the pictures in his Photobucket account. I look and there's a bunch of pictures of him jacking off and eating his cum. I was like this: Lightning Tribe? Dat face and ass combo How about something simple like changing the sin city movie poster to something like "The City" and replace the faces of the characters. Not sure who's going to be Jessica Alba though. Mwah mwah mwah. <--- How have you never gotten a whip? :o I had a task a few days back and got two during the single trip /r/spacedicks What gave it away exactly? I had absolutely no idea that was Tobey Maguire. So then later the born animal would mate with one of its parents? That's a helluva thing to wake up to. The tattoo is kinda bad... but do you people really have nothing better to do than shame OP, flood him with angry messages, and downvote his entire comment history? This is really scary and the community should be ashamed. Already had to report someone for posting a pic of OP. "He calls me later and informs me that he took the $40." Wut They say they don't do racial profiling? Gay people smell differently? Reset the GAH? What do you mean? This was considered spam How young are we talking I wish I could get the meds for it.. I was diagnosed with it back in 2010, then had another ultrasound in 2012 to check my ovaries... And they said I didn't have PCOS anymore.. this makes me hesitant... Is he polite or does he copy and paste the endings to all his questions Your poisoned Pokemon won't get progressively weaker and faint outside of battle either! He used his mouth to impregnate her ? whoa how much? Hah, nice try. I'm on to you... ...YET. Yeah, i wondered that as well. Canned never work, but not soaking? Fuck. I'm still trying to master lifting my right eyebrow independently of my left (I can only do o_o, O_o, and O_O, not Funny you say it was easy. The first time I fought him he destroyed me in two turns. What the... icecat? Where are you? I totally see 6 toes. I just ate.... Did your husband post this before you? I have 3 people within 4 miles of me... London is a packed place Why not? I have never read a more ignorant post. I still visit ebaumsworld. way too soon I just take a pill of oxy and its all better !! /s dafuq did i just read guthix dies? Don't ask me why, but the first thing that came to mind was Lilo and Stitch. In that case there is something wrong, somewhere in your computer. This is crazy I thought bkid was? HOLY CRAP that's creepy D: No wonder I feel sick every time I eat, there's nowhere for the food to go. Except to the baby more like she likes the smell of your FEET What's up with the questionable red stain on the floor? Because they print more of it without backing it with any value. Besides, adjusted for inflation the 8-9 bucks you would get for them now buys less than 50¢ did the year they were minted. So they really have gone down in value, not up I want this too, but I also want them to FINISH the game!! It just ramps up, and then....wait, what? It's over?? #21 is literally 'don't be surprised when he tries to anally rape you, you were practically asking for it by saying 'no' in that tone of voice' Unless... they're African American, loitering and watching women. Usually on a college campus. Well, that was at my local community college. They eventually had campus police stop the catcalling and 'gauntlet' of them. Man my small town is weird. It is!? What? I've never been called that Am I the only person in this thread that likes to just right click really fast for stutter stepping? I could never go to Greece... I don't know if it's true.. but I've heard it's offensive to show the bottom of your shoe to someone I think I like that wallpaper better than mine. This is mind blowingly good! Your comment on top of that comment being deleted makes me very curious as to what the deleted comment was Goodness. Mine would disconnect the internet and refuse to turn it back on. You gotta be quicker Matias. That Plex is MINE Him I have nothing against yordles, but that's a pretty creepy picture Its crazy something like this would present itself after this has been something people have hinted at for a while. What if he is like some kinda time traveling business/money demon. Absolutely! Apparently it's some sort of subscription service I... don't think you like to read Picture a pack of 28 days later infected sprinting towards him as he's doing this! Mmmmm I know exactly where this is, there more then one redditor in this town What's the matter with all these pancake questions? We are going to re-settle?? That would be my guess :) took a while to get back in rhythm for me and not being fall over drunk after a few shots Omg that's silly I have one of Noah he looks like Darth Vader.... I'm so used to seeing her smiling all the time wow... go to sleep come back 200+ upvotes Why do you have a function definition in the middle of the loop? Interesting, didn't they check on you while you weren't attending? Letters? Visits? How on Earth did you live in boyfriend and family not notice you were always there You had already proven yourself to the gods of matchmaking algorithm? (Honestly I don't know Half an hour? I've been having more problems with zerg in HotS compared to WoL What is this?! Or 11/15 Son?! Why were you downvoted? Man, this is THE explanation. I freaked out when it started automoving the comic I wonder how many languages Chomsky speaks What the fucking fuck haha well thats one for laser quest My hands. Both of them. Don't ask how I'm able to type this right now. huh That dude is way too angry that he's stretching his ears. That looks exactly like my cat Umm, for mrsa it's reacting pretty well to the antibiotics already 1x 3D Printer per capita á landsbyggðinni? Damn. I had no idea leg bones were _that_ strong. i bought some malignant keys but it wont let me open the new chests My Instagram is linked to Facebook for many photos, but Facebook recently made it a lot less obvious that the photo source was Instagram (where hashtags are useful). So now my Facebook pictures from Instagram make me look like a hashtah using toolbag I WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL I FIND THE SOURCE I'm not brave, so yeah, I felt a pang of fear. And, sure, entirely possible this was nothing but paranoia, but sequence of successive events and details suggested it perhaps wasn't. So, after confiding into a couple of people, I didn't think about it at all. And I don't. But truly bizarre. Holy shitsnacks, you made me drop my toast. Are you me in a time warp? Because that exact same fucking thing happened to me last year. Why would you care what people sound like That was fast Crazy indeed (....not sure if username is relevant in this case....) If he does speak another language, try Latin I am curious to know where the 2 points even came from put your coat on on!...you'll catch a cold!..... I'm surprised she hit it without making a sound.... Somebody hasn't discovered delegation Honestly, I stared at it for a good 3 minutes. +-.005 is a mile, try +-.0002 on plastic parts And when you click 'load more comments' nothing happens As someone finishing their PhD in physics, I can confirm that no one finishes with a 4.0 in physics and graduate schools don't expect to see that. I'm more impressed you survived undergrad physics with two kids! Hey, angel, where do ROMs go are you doing this to prove something or make an artistic statement or what? Well crud. I hope you aren't paying very much. mother of god I was on my disc priest last night. 1 tank, 1 healer, 2 dps. WTF I know this is the wrong place for this... But you should post more pics of yourself!!! O-O< right to left I thought of Rosa Parks, for some reason ...and I think my battery is dead... *whew!* Well I laughed a little. To buy something like this at my company, I would have to submit a purchase request to a procurmet department who would find a list approved resellers (female minority owned for tax purposes) and would put it out to bid to at least three. Then they would ensure that our legal department has made the chosen reseller (e.g .lowest bidder) agrees to a contract dictating terms and conditions to limit our liability in the event said software kills or mames someone. Then a PO is filed out, the order tracked, and finally recieved (often a software license entitlement in paper form and sometimes shipped in a box with shipping peanuts I shit you not). When all is said and done you're looking at about $600 labor for that $29 purchase. This all ensures what we call "procurement integrity" so that we don't get ripped off... 'Damn! Wife must be a bitch.' That's some crazy stuff right there. -gong-... Well I was intending to buy the first one, but then someone mentioned dark arisen would be coming out so I waited for that. Afaik it's just like a re-release, but when an added expansion on top of it. Which is kinda weird wait ? they want to nerf alistar ? that was beautiful... I think I love you 17 pounds a month for me What does women's rights have to do with this at all? ( Why must I be on the subway to work?!? thanks for this, although i often bearly understand what they are talking about (this then this then this wins.. Lol, do cops even know what trap is yet? I mean I guess I'm sure they know what a trap house is, bu idk about the genre... Looks fast with all that saved weight wait what?! master chief is in halo 4 My mother played with mercury as a child. That is 100x as many people as the town I live in ...you've played for 1500 games?! WTF IS THIS?! People still use IRC for downloading files? Dude... I suggest taking all this to the police and not, um, here Second paragraph, you didn't list any of what "It consists of ." Just a reminder to fill that out My fear is my hip. The head of the femur is worn away so any hard impact leads to a lot of swelling and pain. At my worst, I could hear and feel it popping around um... He wasn't talking to you...ergo he wasn't accusing you of claiming originality and dissing you for it.. he was just responding to a dude who said he'd upvote you for your originality, to which he was pointing out wasn't original. Idk if that makes sense Oh... oh my... That`s like ... one, two, three ... over *fifty* chances for a staph infection /r/arabs and /r/ragenovels Ah crap you're right When I worked as a Supervisor at Spencer's Gifts we were required to tell the applicant that we didn't really care what they did on their off time but there were NOT to show up to the job intoxicated or high. Then the person I was interviewing said "Oh that's cool, I always make sure to stop smoking up at least 4 hours before I have to be anywhere." They should Condemned was a messed up series. His leg workout was 4.5 hrs... and they had to cut it short... That's what you find weird about that opening? wait...what if the sage of 6 paths IS the guy from ichiraku ramen Awesome You were being a long bone Even if that were true, it's still identifying info, which is clearly against the rules of the sub (you may want to peruse them). Sorry...bub. I think the biodegradable butt is a good idea, but at the same time, is it really too much to request smokers not to break litter laws and be huge assholes about it? She came from Jersey. She actually has quite a rep..a scary accusatory one 1200mg sodium ovo je malo jako uznemirujuce Do you really not get it sorry for the spam, but what hud is that? What kinda kid knows exactly where to place a uretha in their drawings OMG if this happened... all the world's problems would be solved More in depth answer than I gave. Similar story. Have an upvote. And please fix your fat fingered 10 MB. It's making me paranoid...<_< | Upvoting for Marilyn Manson, but commenting for Wait, wut? I can still EV train my mystery gift? I've been gone too long! Grey Poupon. And dinner plates. THEY'RE EATING IN THERE i had to teach one what and where her clit was once! I just started Ultimate after playing DW20 for a good while, and you guys are scaring me with how resource intensive all these items are I ended up with /r/VirginiaTech and /r/FreeHugsBF3 No, you're not printing workable versions of these i just got /r/Netrunner twice Teemo - 5 skins / Ashe - 5 skins.. both are the same but sshe shouldn't get ultimate skin Those highlights didnt show that 4.38 speed Not sure if joke.... or black cars actually take longer to be delivered Every so often I remember to clean mine out, and it's always equally as horrifying. Eum strong!!! Welp...that's enough internet for me today. I wish I knew this then! I've been out of High School for a few years now but... they were pretty determined to give me meat. I kept saying I was vegetarian - can't have it. They kept saying no OMG, that price tag... yikes. What happened? Isn't that how my taste works as well, kinda of confused right now What if they all just ate him? So scary And then...You know. I don't really have the words to discuss the heavy topic you proposed because I'm too busy admiring how badass that cosplay is. I instantly checked my headset which was on my head I wouldn't say it gets tingly. That's actually my favorite card in magic. that sped up laugh at 20 seconds You see, I always find that difficult. I can't have more than two sims that I control at work through ambitions, because something will screw up with one while I'm with the other, and I'll lose job performance. The amount of bloody fires I missed Yeah, I have no idea how that could feel good at all I remember it being incredibly creepy I'm not making the connection and now I feel kinda stupid Indeed Why did you not include wrestling Oh for Pete's sake. Because of course residential properties don't have sheds or garages. is okay, I didn't get it either What was the name of that video Those eyes ( I want it! Wtf Portland Where's that? Wait, professional players are normal people!? You have a very long name... any meaning behind it? Yea hopefully more will be announced I knew a guy who'd immigrated from South Africa to study in the US and holy crap, the crap that poor guy had to deal with. People were pissed that he got a bunch of scholarships while over here because they were supposed to be for "real" African Americans. Apparently having lived through apartheid as a child meant he had no idea what it was like to suffer through racism. Can you just gtfo ? How stupid can you be Dang. I don't like Harley Quinn as a character but this looked like art from the thumbnail. Oh my god So happy to hear that! I honestly never even bothered to give her a glance until I read her lore and was like OOC: Wait, Luke got lost too? I've never seen a vp hater. my thoughts exactly. like a weird, edible uncut penis. we should ban metal in general just to play it safe, but then you could just go and print the pipe than a wife? isn't that kind of a terrible argument to make? 'i know guys who had a great time and met their future family online' >There's a Thundercats remake? I don't think that aired here at all because I've heard absolutely nothing about it. >I looked at that video for the Golden Eggs show... It... But... What? That's the highest grossing anime? What? o_O O_o Hehe. YES. From the screenshots they looked only slightly rarer than typical vanilla have you been hired? I turned on the game in the 5th and thought the 13 strikeout remarks were a practical joke of some sort until I saw replays I'm in Canada, BC to be exact which often has a double tax lol... And I've never paid tax on stuff I bought in the steam store i rounded the numbers, but yeah. Ironically the character that represented Bill Murray in "The Real Ghostbusters" went on to voice Garfield on "Garfield & Friends". we didnt face rampage Congrats. Now pick up that rake before you step on it and hurt yourself. What does that have to do with anything I have to sympathize with OP here. I live in the city and I can have my headphones on, inside my apartment, and it's still way too loud. I have to take my headphones off and cover my ears Dear god... lol wut That ain't even glitchy. Just scary. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 :" 11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity" I'd hate to see the condition of their local place of worship if that place is a million times better. Never heard Bigfat talk before, but for some reason I was expecting him to sound like Nyjacky just from the way he types Just seen this... He has had so many he lost count. let's hope it's the ladder, shall we? That's not even its final form ist?... He had another video that had a duration of 4:20 recently... is he doing this on purpose? How does one obtain the seedbox We get pigeons roaming around our carparks. They have Eagles We had a girl named Vivi, with almost identical markings to your baby Well shit, that gets real dark pretty soon Why are you downvoted all the way to -10 for asking that? Dang. Shimmery Crinoline Dress, Lustrous Long Black Wig and Magical Bubble Shower if it's still available please :) I like pretty, shiny things like a klan party? Be careful using the Kappa on this reddit, people get angry fast You choose to live like an asshole? I know,but just imagine if they didnt Why is that liquid in the bong brown? Sure, and Israel being in the middle of them is a *great* help... No story, just being a Wiccan scares me if that's what she said Never share again pls Holy shit, how did you notice that? How did he know those were in there? Personally I think getting on the scale too much can discourage people. It goes up, it goes down. I eat perfectly -- it goes up. I have a muffin -- it goes down. I'd rather take my weight once a week, but I don't know if I'd have the willpower to last a year. Timegate filed for bankruptcy? Errr Er... holding two contradicting views would be cognitive dissonance, not a lack of it (unless I've been getting it wrong all this time) Didn't they change it because people complained? She looks like a demon if you invert the colors of your screen. Nice flair... I just rub the jizz throughout my pubes like shampoo. Yeah, it smells after while and gets crusty but hey, no one can see it It just doesn't stop flowing and flowing Lol, also, what just happened? How do you get to watch the episodes early? Jesus christ... Except for the concrete example, I could've written the exact same post, word for word. The dark man ... You'll get lost in there she looks so old but talks like a teenager I once had a bike with 30 year old tires. Somehow, they passed my state's safety inspection. Okay, whew! I used the Chrome Developer Tools to inspect the element and, sure enough, the source was saying it was a JPG. Kai Greene that's how... And he saved squats for the end And that's exactly why i will never apply fake nails to my own... It was pretty hilarious. She was asleep and I just wanted to do a quick wash. I checked the lint trap and then, ! Those ghosts scared the shit out of me Mine is insured. It's covered under the general policy of homeowners insurance. I have lots of pictures of the very pricey items, and broad shots showing "here's the amount of NES games I have" etc. All that combined with my record keeping on vgcollect.com keeps me covered. I worry horribly what I would do if something ever actually happened though. I live in Oklahoma and I have these HORRIBLE visions of a tornado coming and spewing my Sega Saturn collection across the state I don't get the down votes Are you sure this wasn't meant for r/trees I can't believe how detailed that is, I wish I could draw that well. Seriously amazing. dont't forget that he is also a hacker, at the same time! Is this the future of reddit? A bubble butt? Front page material. Very Surprised Tristana is not banned by VES Just stop oh my gawd! lol They've gone through 10 doctors. Mind boggling Wait he DIED? Wait what, are you guys talking about chastity belts? Oh god Kobe! it's been misused so many times, i'm not even sure what to believe anymore I've been using RES since it's release, knew how to tag people but never actually done it I wanted to try something similar but a bit different from what we have in the sidebar - a starter guide for people who are new to ABTF that progresses in a logical order. How did I do? cannot unsee What exactly did I answer...?! But whom is posing for a photo with whom? ;) Talk about the third game wheres the fin? her wings... look mind blowingly awesome my god what size screen do u use That would work unless you already have the latest drivers You got $70,000 to stop donating sperm...? Yep. We saw them stop us several times this game. Even had a shot-clock violation there. Where did you get that poster!? what is it So studies mean nothing since your anecdotal evidence suggests they're wrong? Out of 6 LCS teams 1 made it back into LCS, how is that stupid statement? They're in vodka right now, actually :) A big chunk of gunk just came out of one of them Indeed this is true. So much so that I've apparently repressed Townsends part in the game Pokemon. Imagine the child support Chug chug chug. but... but... that's not how jpg's work He is HUGE for 17 >I cooould. Apparently there's even a blu-ray version now. My dad has a video of turtle mating from the Indianapolis zoo that looks almost the same as yours, even the same environment. Great news that she's supportive! It's your job to make sure she's well informed on the matter, by using proper sources to back up claims that you make. (I apologise for how long this is, but I feel it's worth reading OP, it'll help! I've tried to highlight some words to make it a bit easier to read I can't decide if it sounds painful or oddly pleasurable Cake bribe didn't work...nothing will. Ahh huhh!! i know right Is that the guy from vice in the background in black skinnies ? Hamilton? Wow... just... *guh*. forreal though the whole time I was just thinking...bro shes already fucked him let it go let it go How about the number of crickets they should be eating per day? I keep hearing babies will eat upwards of 50 per day. Mine only ate 4 today 3 fans doesn't make it a good cooling system. I've read numerous reviews stating it was a terrible cooler I need to see if my senior yearbook has this page. I didn't graduate, nor did I get a copy of that yearbook. At first I was like You would walk around barefoot in a public restroom? holy shit I often say "thanks" in response to someone else thanking me. Well. That certainly involves *dramatis personae* that I didn't expect. I love that you felt the need to tell us that you're in grey. Like we'd be aghast at the weirdo who didn't want to be titty-fucked by a stranger. Is your name Carl? I FEEL LIKE THEY'RE IN ME! "Up up up the stairs we go, and then.... The _tunnel_" I wonder how to interpret those downvotes. Do you think the data is wrong? Or do you somehow consider the most popular gambling site taking more than 1000btc in losses in its infancy not relevant? Woah. OMG Culligan makes apple juice?? .. Wait a minute Panda was actually a panda Wow är det där nån sorts osthyvel??? Every day in school, seventh period. Small class, only four students. Mostly 9th-10th graders, talking loudly about their sex life. One of them may have gotten his 8th grade girlfriend pregnant. Where did you get the transformer ones? The right lake looks like someone sitting on his knees, looking desperated at the ground **the** father? ftw 2.2Lbs per 1 kg! WTF? Wanders take Ancestral Bond? Oh ok, sorry didn't read it clearly then Well you definitely didn't join up in March then Maybe it was really meant to be a vase then What if cats really did walk upright? > yes yes yes What about the msc recall ability to a nexus? Aaaaah! When I was in like 8th or 9th grade our school had a random furby we found that was obviously didn't belong to anyone. It was in a box of trash I think. Anyhow we didn't have a screwdriver, so we couldn't see if there were batteries inside and were just like fuck it, lets burn this thing (this is a major insight into my teenage mind). So I guess it's batteries were really low or something, because it wasn't doing anything. Actually it did NOTHING. Finger in the mouth, the works, no reaction. So we get some lighter fluid and a lighter and douse that mofo. It's burning real good and then the nightmare fuel starts. ITS FUCKING EYES OPEN UP LIKE THE GODDAMN DEVIL. It couldn't make the real sounds and maybe it was melting or something because it just made a fuzzy garbling sound like BRRAAAZZZZ ICKICKICK OCKOCKO or some shit it was CREEPY AS FUCK. My friend, a hero not frozen in fear was like FUCK THIS and kicked it into some rocks (we were hiding in the woods during gym PS). We all just peaced out and I had nightmares about that for a good 2 years. Shit was fucked up. Also it was gone the next time we went out there. holy shit 5k in 18 minutes is super fast So when I was a kid, there was this show called Weinerville. I don't remember much besides the characters were these puppet type things with human heads, like the actors put their heads on tiny puppet bodies [I DON'T KNOW], and there was always this scene where they would "shrink" audience members in these weird shrink machines, and I just remember hiding behind the couch when they did that... Yeah, I've heard a lot of crashes are the result of GPS. Especially RTH. Like someone will engage RTH and it thinks home is somewhere else and just flies away. Wow, I guess im SUPER lucky than dat sub reddit There was an animated series? So... how hard is the russian language to learn for someone who speaks english, spanish and french? soooo ..... - how much would you ask for your wife ? What is it with /r/cringepics and general outfit decisions which aren't "normal"? Seriously, calm the fuck down and let the people wear what ever they want The worst! Oh the girls who come in for parties and wear glitter lotion Why is it banned? Can't talk for the whole internet, my personal aversion against smilies probably stems from my younger days, back when IRC was all the rage. I started visiting it frequently when I was 12 and people where SPAMMING channels with smileys. I think I literally never ended a sentence without at least 3 or 4 of them. A couple of years later, I started writing on my laptop (be it for school, work or personal entertainment) and thus started using correct grammar when I was typing on a keyboard, something that was completely new to me. By consciously concentrating on leaving out smileys and writing properly, I realized how silly overambitious smileys feel to me. I just didn't like them much any more. Also, to me it seems like OP's smiley of choice ('' Wouldn't *you* like to know... ಠ_ಠ This comment getting downvoted makes me sad for reddit. It's just an opinon, not trolling Do you poo without a pee? Her eyes Source on 56? That guy? Haha no. What about 'i'll eat dog poop' guy creepy!!! Haha I didn't believe the marketing part but it really did look like a pink foam nerf ball to me. At least I'd rather believe that than an inverted rectum Was he quoting 1D with that final pic? $75 I'm doing it. Terabytes are about to be evaporated ... I never knew you could owe money. One of those center asses is a man's o hell no we're not eating it, id imagine it to take like the pond it came from. didnt realize the possibility of worms etc inside though Proper comma usage... Try being around old women. I work around one elderly lady, 80-something, who refers to everyone as "lover". And waste water? You too are Kieran Pole?! Who is this person, he looks exactly like somebody I know Jiji already has a Botrk maybe thats everything I ever wanted I hope thats a good "wow". No spoilers HotShotGG played in LCS w/o runes Hah sure doesn't. Yeah I'm on a collection of anti-viral, antibiotic, creme and pain killers. Supposedly a 2 week max regimen of about 12 pills a day I see what you did there. My school gives us laptops with those chargers what is going on... chauster has two boots Was it really something to call the cops about? Not to sure, but he looks like hes up to no good I once had this horrifying dream when I was about 7... It was a dream about me getting chased down a shady alley by a pogo stick. Imagine my complete disbelief when my little brother had the same dream 10 years later when he was 7. I have a question, how'd you upload a 5 minute video when on PS3, it only allows me to upload a two minute one? There must be something wrong with my knees yeah.... Wut? I wiki'd the plot. I sincerely ask. Wat. The. FUCK Toaster is a ***she***?! What were you doing earlier? What i don't get is who keeps a link to this video Well, thats strange, tried it with an SMS to myself and got no crash now Well I was more remarking on her knees - her's are a good 6" apart with her feet together and mine are not, leading me to believe there might be something wrong with mine news to me! For commercial brewing? The lil dude is startled by my ankle popping and gas Last weekend I picked up an LCP. Now my Rugers outnumber my Glocks You were his one phone call after 3 dates? I want to pet his cheekbones Oh god, how bad was it? O_O smaj with just 2 stacks? omg this is my wet dream Dang that must be old. I was in High School maybe 1995 or 1996 when I played Doom for the first time but on a CD. Undead dragons. Really??? Am I that dumb to have fallen for it a bunch of times? Does the motherboard not have another video output? Projectile Yup, all 11 million of them get that class on their way in Do you mean that it isn't worth the gold? Or that it says 1160 gold, but takes like 5000? Inflatable?! I'm watching V for Vendetta right now.. I haven't the slightest clue, lol. Can you change it? My bag came with Zoya Gie Gie, a Mirabella lipstick, Pacificia roll-on perfume, a Yaby concealer, and an Anastasia of Beverly Hills clear eyebrow gel? Haha, thanks for this. I was planning on doing this anyway. It was pretty funny to discover that if I just stand on the platform that is above the first boss for a few seconds, he doesn't like that and smashes me down. Correct me if i'm wrong, but I thought it was illegal to ship seeds/plants to other countries Oh my That's a lot of dollars. ( I've dated a lot of women who appreciated damn well whenever I shaved it and all female friends of mine prefer shaved That vein is huge Wat? Where is this What is this from It's possible to get double whips? I didn't know dragons could be allergic to dogs. even your character seems surprised in her profile pic A WTF... #1 is in there as well? 12 1/2 hours with no break? I'd rather practice religion for spiritual or personal purposes than to game the best outcome for myself. He got kneed in the face, that's even worse what did you do to this poor girl to make her bawl so much My first thought when I read the description.."Sergeants in the army listen to Owl City auroboros? How is he hard to counter? Oh well, my total lack of Spanish knowledge made me miss that, that is even worse than I imagined Reminds me of my soon-to-be father in law. I call him the man of steel when he's not around, and I'm *really* glad we get along. Me: There's no pictur... There are people who don't leave their PCs on all the time? What if Jesus isn't in his heart, but he promises that Jesus is in his heart? Never had problems with Demon Wall, was just another generic boss for me I've never seen so much gold in a single thread in my life .22 WMR to stun pigs. Lol u so funni. I know what he said i read comprehended and answered. Wut meaning: really!? Did you seriously just say that Vildhjarta are more creative than TesseracT...? I'm glad I'm not the only one on a quinoa kick. This morning I had quinoa and almond milk warmed up with some dried cranberries and I spent 15 minutes telling my boyfriend how amazing it is and raving about quinoa and he just looks at me like dow did you manage to pull that one off twist: It's a chair Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. So what does the granola represent when eating out a girl on her period I think you probably should have learned to wear a helmet about 6 concussions ago... Wait, how did your family and friends correctly equate this with you? What if they added generators to the bottom floor that took down the shields around the lab? The question about causation argument that was EIGHT FRIGGIN' MARKS! How on earth were you supposed to pull four points out of that?? But the last section was definitely the hardest. I read through both questions and was like The aunt's side of this is the picture before. you too?! ~~I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say Actually, I'm a guitarist. Mother of god. pls no, dont wanna ge spammed Seems like 75% of Charlotte is up-state New Yorkers. We may not have the Canes, but the Checkers can make the playoffs He has facial hair That's like saying the only Star Wars movie you've seen is Star Wars Holiday Special. Those who don't, should get a perma ban on life ( "Did you break both of your arms" hasn't been mentioned yet or isn't the top comment? This...is...madness Mother of god.. I ... I don't get it? I had to read u/wearingtoomanyhats' comment several times before i realized what she was trying to say. where is lissandra I.....I think I know one of those guys Umm... What? I'm not safe anywhere... Wooah Hanni and Kuro are dissapointing, are you serious? It's almost like there are very few heroes terrible enough to have no use of any kind in competitive... You wouldn't happen to be Libyan, would you? As far as I know both are eligible, no? i get slapped everytime i tell my gf to chill... something about that word This...really hope it spreads That escalated quickly Is he ... vacuuming up a puddle? nocheat has always struck as great for the flying, fastbreak, and thats about it Maybe give it, like, at *least* 15 seconds next time Jeezus christ dude ... you are getting furiously mad over nothing holy shit holy shit holy shit... must.keep...head... above water..... am I dying? I see lights Wanting the correct facts is anti-atheism? Also.. looks like he is going uphill me neither Don't get all wide-eyed ummm... the fact that you noticed it was a 1D quote... All I can recall clearly is how the scene under the bridge always reminds me of Link to the Past, where you get one of the empty bottles. Pretty good combo. It's like a tree mob attacking you God. I had someone do that to me while smoking weed and I was near kicking the shit out of him because it was freaking annoying. Can't imagine the horror of flopping and waving hands before my eyes while I'm tripping I can't imagine being looked at weird for talking normal. HBO's Game Of Thrones is "sex themed"? I must be watching a different show that's a big tree... because screw what "eSports people" think in an article about eSports and FGC right? Er.. She would look a lot less childish if she weren't mouthing the words... it switched from 30 seconds to 2 minutes What about the I in the middle of the sentence I really enjoyed listening to this. It even gave me chills, or maybe it's just really cold in my house It looks like a painting uh, I don't think so Nice tracklisting but I'd remove FoT and replace it with maybe Beyond..and switch Contact/Touch (only because I think out of every track on RAM, Touch is going to be the one that most people are gonna be Not good for his back ..... why? Actually, we don't ever get those products here. I was all "whaaa...?" when I went to the States and saw the Aussie hair and bronzing products Thank goodness for the context button He has a skin holy fuck what happened to Toni kukoc how does he keep that hat on? I'd be so surprised. Like wow look at that! I have not a clue how they would be crying though She wants the D & D shit I commented the wrong thing to you - now I'm editing this... uh uh *tries to make relevant post* Yeah I never find 50 cents! Especially on my birthday It took an hour an a half to mop and flush the toilet? The're going balls in deep! I don't want it to hiss Twist: Neverland is the set of Lost. I see what you did there that skin Every prof I've ever had has pronounced it "Chetalier". It drives me nuts Where is his penis? Holy wow, I did pledge on that day. Well, on the brightside, we did go really far...But how the fuck does one blow a 4-1 lead... That's a good point as well, I will have to check whether iPod could run some iPad apps? I suppose not in fact... What kind of brownies? I swear I saw this post in the game thread I want her to have the purple eyes Woah, woah, time out! The lady on the right is the same person? That's his mother? Holee shite... The Black Mist is known as the Feral Wyvern Virus that infects monsters and puts them in a sort of Adrenaline-like state that, I assume, kicks in near death. The monsters look like they are falling asleep then the purple mist kicks in and they go bonkers. If you are hit by an attack with it I don't think you can recuperate the red portion of your health and your attacks deal critical damage. I really would not want a *Rajang, Deviljho, Tigrex* with Feral Wyvern Virus quest, that would just be stuff of nightmares I learned evolution in high school I feel this must be something unique to anime conventions, because I can't think of a single instance of this at cons like Origins or Gencon. Then again, I don't exactly make a habit of using the restrooms in the convention center at either of those cons, because gamers can be gross (sexing aside) Just wanted to say thank you for posting about the Trellis bra! I snapped one up in a 30DD because I was placing an order I knew would contain at least one return anyway, and if it worked for one shallow boobed lady maybe it would work for me too. When I took it out of the box I laughed because the others bras I ordered were skimpy half-cups, and the Just Peachy looked absolutely **ENORMOUS**. But mysteriously, when I put it on it just seamlessly encapsulates my boobs. Even armpit fat I thought was just armpit fat falls into line. It fits "like a glove" just like you said. Hmm in the freezer huh? To late The elephant is looking at me funny... That... was an unexpected response. She appears to be the victim of a serial "back of the head slapper". ITT I learned that the American education system isn't so bad. I unconsciously clench my front teeth when petting a cute animal. Have no idea why, but it ruins the enamel on my front teeth. Have to get a filling every couple of years because it gets worn down to the nerve. If Arsene knew that Ferguson was planning to retire at the end of this season, maybe he sold him RVP as a departing gift/deal, with this being part of the arrangement Conley has a deep voice. arent you gm? OH SHIT! I don't think I sent you any message, but I have the flair... Well that turned out better than expected. He nearly cased it. Just enough speed. I don't think I've ever seen clouds like that. What do you care about Key or Gift if you will activate it yourself So, the fear is that manufacturers basically use dealers as gullible customers, to profit from the sale of* overpriced cars, en masse? It looks like the dude was looking at you through the corner of his eye. Creepy Rioters seem pretty creative / imaginative If MPB is giving you Druler-level problems you are not playing properly Well then It's far easier to not eat for 20-25 days at a time than to eat daily for me. The struggle that is set in motion each and every time I touch food makes the struggle to not eat for a month look easy. That said, O_O Legitly 30000 mAh? 1. Well... you have so much interesting stuff on your WL, I can't really chose one. Gummy bears are amazing, Far Cry is a great game, World War Z is an awesome book which I am reading myself, and I didn't know they made Lego Minecraft How is she wearing to much make up I thought you were bear balls, but I actually see that too.. How would cleaning or snatching help train for triple jump? Or was he just doing it for fun No reason to do that. Everyone has their own opinion. I think people do need to be put in place for spewing out completely incorrect information though Holy fucking shit... Your area. ( Every time i kill a bunny or a bird by accident I feel really bad. I didn't know there's even an achievement for this... I actually almost never have any issues with flamers/trolls/afks in champselect... Didnt have any through mid Silver all the way up to gold in over 300 ranked games. Is this like a low Silver/Bronze phenomenon or something? Suddenly realise that every reply is about Cheez TV One thing is when you've got 1 DC in a game and other is when there are 3 DCs on both sides. I don't believe 6 people will get DCed cuz of shitty connection Did Canonical remove the ability for apt-get to install a graphical desktop environment on their server install?? Wait where did he mention that?. I'm back from Google Just realized this was Envy Adams from Scott Pilgrim. No comments? Dat username! Holy fuck, what does MDMA do?! Looking at that page, it seems like you need to detox your entire body or something You let your dog swat at your speakers? *breathes into a paper bag* LIES I TELL YOU, LIES! If a game doesn't simultaneously utilise every feature of the gamepad then it sucks and has failed as a game most? I've watched it twice and noticed it after your comment $40 for that little tube I just got my BFP on Saturday and im glad im not the only one experiencing it. I get some PMS type cramps then BAM feels like im getting electrocuted in my stomach #### Quickly remembered i had my sub woofer plugged in when i shook my house watching this I shouldn't be surprised, this is the internet, but good grief Oh, yeah, that's so much better - I'm quite comfortable with me having 8 penises in my hands - but my 7 year old beat me to it...yeah, now I'm cured Unfortunately, I used some crappy ammo and it blew all the receivers apart on my scary guns...........then aliens. As opposed to cow skin boots? the person riding that made me think of the hunter from jamanji. I hope so. I wonder what your neighbors thought about you working on your roof after dark with a big worklight.... So uh... i noticed you got that map back there... be a shame if someone... you know... stole it where is the voss one. checked the rep vendor in the cantina and it wasn't there for me WTF did I just watch. "You're lucky I'm not a sexual predator...Happy Mothers Day!!" thats what you focus on? what about the romex wire tied directly to the meter Just thinking back to Red/Blue and how far this series has come since When I'm bored I usually creep active users wishlists, 90% of the times they're full of make-up and woman stuff If you have to do math just to say a number... Oh no And now you ruined it. I saw that pick and was like She DOES kinda look like my grandma from the 90s. My cat would just stare at me as I labelled him Not all Turkish people are like that. Sure, not everyone of them is nice, but neither are all other different immigrants who live in Germany (or German people) I could actually see myself using this. I have a crazy ass Husky that needs close supervision at times and I could use this to continue my game even though I'm away from the computer. Wait a second... is this kind of like a Vita for the PC? It'd be awesome if a Pokemon could follow you Thanks for the input :) I adopted my cat just 4 months ago so this is the first spring with him and it has been hot (apposed to the constant rain we get in BC). I owned a cat when I was younger but never remember her having this much eye gunk HAMBROS ARE FOREVER even in a platoon how did he do that? I just noticed that too ....you do realize you can buy left-handed string right Okey dokey! Apparently one of them didn't have enough postage I don't know why you got downvoted... You can do that? So many downvotes ...the threaded metal rod and plastic spool people? DEM eyes.... We also can't wear hoodies at our own desks for warmth purposes. Used to never be an issue, magically was one day. Very, Very cool looking back piece I'd be okay with that... I watch them all the way through, all the time. I also listen to all of them multiple times and until the next one comes out Wow. Same for me, my ping show 35ms and then 97ms , but no reason for this up I'm replaying this right now and was not aware of an HD remake... Meno male che c'è scritto 'Most Compassionate' e non 'Most Modest' Dafuq? How the hell did you know I was using Solid Edge? E...Ender? That would be some collection you would have Oh right! I have but I don't think It had convenience fees Aaaaand that's why there is no spanking allowed in schools anymore You get in trouble for what you check on your breaks? ( Who says "Frisco" in the Bay Area? I made my self cringe too I just crapped myself when it said Michael Ha how old was your sister? Sounds like you were adventurous kids. Sounds like you hold a grudge against Jessica Yeah couldn't find anything confirming that... but still, looks like she was operated on by Raiden. oh i get it.. it just wasn't that funny Why am I still playing this game!! I bought them to be supplementary to my collection, but now I basically only use them. I'm not much of a sun guy either :P I just turn red What did it say?? You're hurting my brain, you glorious bastard I saw a link to their facebook on the front page last night when it all started happening and after checking it out, went on a mission to find a link to the episode. I sat there with my jaw dropped the entire way though. It takes a special kind of crazy to make Gordon Ramsey throw up his hands and walk away Or he raped a tiger dude, it has a keyboard What was she doing with the other hand? I'm only 18. Every part of their body is perfect... We don't know who you are a fan of HOLLLLYYY 12 hours a week.. They're doing damage control now. I guess they FB account got hacked. Someone PM me what it said Es-tu en train d'insinuer que Mme Desjardins s'est désintégrée? When did London get so technological? Amre: 3 fouls, 4 mins When I asked her, she shrugged and said "He won't be needing it anymore" I really have no idea what his taunt animation looks like They're bulletproof ;)...no, I will not be testing that theory as it turns out, I may have been wrong. Just saw a pipe of similar design described as a *hashish* pipe maybe im too blazed, i dont think i see the problem unless your cuff like ripped off WoW!! Yeah. Me too. okay masculinity is nice and all but lets draw the line at promoting nazi solider propoganda Ah no Haha its not mine! My tweaker mom pawned it with my SNES, Genesis, and NES way back in 95-96.....unless its made its way around the US from San Diego I cant even get rid of them with task manager i'm guessing they had to rescue someone or do something in the lithography classroom. i can only guess how much that sucked because those windows are up pretty damn high, not to mention all the flammable chemicals we keep in there Yup, he is 24. Kind of hard to believe. By korean age standards he is 26 This game looks... downright offensive Do you go to Waterloo? I have stretch marks. Have you tried washing your face with hand santizer? it gets anything off considering that they know how to build defensive when neccisary and group mid better than players in silver, i would give them a fair shot at reaching bronze 1. Not to mention tristana and annie bot, those ults Your pen didn't have colored ink? Wow >Yet they don't take down the Simpsons/Family Guy videos that are in Spanish/French/German/etc. I have no idea why they don't enforce those. I fucking love you Torres! I have 6.... oh.... Me too Wait, this is a THING? Oh! Oh. Right. That. Also helps the actors get into character, I'd bet... Yeah pastries make my brain go berzerk so I avoid them. Which is ridiculously hard since I sell them every day at a cafe where I can have them for free. I was 14 when I was DX. IMO it's much better being young when DX because you can treat it before it has the chance to get worse! It's not a death sentence by any means, you just learn to work around certain things sometimes. I think it's easier to figure out how to do that and what doesn't work for you when you're younger, and not set in ways you've been doing for so long already. Does that make sense? ...What just got downloaded on my computer? And I thought the measuring cupe lady was lame.... at least he's aware of male privilege? upvote for the holy FUCK that was close factor on this one That is lovely... Or how many babies I've indirectly made just by being in one place at the same time as a couple It knows everything O_O Even Pornstars. I tried a few of em Pretty sure this is only part of the many cascades of doom they have inflicted upon themselves by agreeing to Kitchen Nightmares.. I'm gonna find that jellyfish... But dear god ( "And then there are they living ghosts..." Just imagine how huge that splash would be if the right side of it decided to break off Oh you might be right actually, I haven't reffed for like a decade I'm a bit fuzzy on some of the handball rules... pretty uncommon to see someone deliberately handle the ball in the box He 1 ups high expectations asian father The 11th Doctor wore fishnets? But how does it stand up to the trials of the English muffin? Seriously, it looked like he was standing right on top of the explosion when it went off. He disappears for a few seconds, then he's standing there looking like nothing happened. Are all swiss suppose to be banker? cork?! cozil have to move if so! An undercover highway restroom gay sex sting?! ... The empty bed is the saddest photo here. I kept scrolling back to it and up to the one above it hoping she'd appear Beats me ....sometimes people are more mysterious than dragons Ooh Dat tongue! What makes you think there's only SEVEN of us here?! Wouldn't that hurt? I just witnessed the creation of a meme It looks like a radioactive Windows logo only if u cosplay as kerigan what if the black void is hell Really? Its hard but enemy can come from behind, they can come up when your CDs are down. Or when you are out of mana (happens early game as Blue Ez). Otherwise you wouldnt die with Blue Ezreal Is VideoLinkBot really a bot? ...an american flag on the front porch... I haven't Why is this NSFW? Julianne Moore and Sarah Palin are uncanny Holy updates, batman Everytime i post about a player or topic it has become true You're the first person who's ever caught it. Yes it is On the upside you get better internet than the majority of the United States. his name is major league pitcher? diabolical. Sometimes... Just sometimes.. Anitaxjffdskjarizard makes me laugh so hard I almost piss myself. She knows why. I just saw the shower scene Why restrict yourself to oxford cloth? Why not get a lighter-weight material like linen? Funny how a comment say " she's really strong " quoting pros and have an upvote, when another one say she's " extremely strong " alone and get downvotes your name is kinda scary Yes, on a gunner's position. Also, the number at the top/bottom centre of the EOD BOT/Tank gunner/CITV/MAV UI shows range to the object you are aiming at Oh. no! My high school daughter drinks soda this way. I had no idea.... Haha, yeah, I think I was 26 when I found my first chin hair. It was like it just appeared over night, this long thick hair! I get the random silvery gray hair on my head, but luckily it's not like, all of them at the root, just... sometimes I find a grey one I guess so Isn't Ganesha a hindu god? Dude, they look like the same person 10-15 years apart I really doubt if you don't know what to do with a dick means you haven't been masturbating every day for years. Are Reginald's cheeks whiter than his forehead and chin? Or is just me who sees that? So you actually made a living by runing a private server and selling gear to people? thats the cleanest and healthiest lookin stray ive ever seen What if he's just looking for others' insights since he doesn't have any of his own or is too shy to share? Have the same issue and same fix, but it happens on the right side for me Esta semana mi hermano (9yo, 3ro) no va a ir 2 días a clases, y salio 3 horas antes otros 2 días... en lo que va del año parece que tienen en la escuela 4 días de descanso al mes So, I'm level 7? Is that good? dafuq did i just read Mine's "The Physician" according to this. Shoot here I was thinking it was *german!* You could put it back? I don't think I've ever heard anyone say "penis"quite as sexily as you That's some good photoshop. I really thought for a second that I was looking at John Lydon wearing a Firestorm T-Shirt. Am I the only one who find it *incredibly creepu* to have little humans following you around as minis? Is jexel odin (norse god) in disquise ha, yeah I know. I look at the nutrition facts of beefaroni and I get physically ill. 1500mg of sodium, 64g carbs in a 14oz can oh my god...vaginal blood fart jeyo has really found his niche as carry Sad to say my playtime has accounted for a little over one of these years Have to agree, I've spent more time playing 'classic' games these last few years than I have any new games. I spent a small fortune on my PC and all I do most of the time is play emulated Sega Genesis, SNES, and Gameboy games.... why is this downvoted I started last weekend and already watched up to S1E7 I am impressed by all the teeny tiny details in this... I'd like the same, also CL looks amazing in those suspender strap stockings in that video too If it's optional, it's not actually rape I hope he doesn't see your account name more You'd be surprised at how a lot of times the runt will grow up to be the biggest one out of the litter. I had one and currently have one that were both the runts. The one who passed turned out to be a beautiful girl and the one I have currently weighs about 20 pounds. Yeah, nothing runt about him those eyes you should see what he does with blue paint You're gorgeous =) What's up with the cuts on the wrists though Lets Go Bruins Why do I have you tagged as '55 gallons of lube'? No way. Where'd your wishlist go... I'm not on shrooms and I found this incredibly intoxicating and it made me want to do it more. This must be what drugs feel like. I think the better question is "HOW GOOD did Gordon smell?" There was definitely a bit of sass there, but really not as much as she made it out to be. It was more of a "are you serious? Again? So then dropping Maxx is always a not-safe bet to drop it because you'd deck out and lose There's an Ion drone??? have never seen it and i have completed the game with every ship i believe Clever hackers.... There are other erogenous zones? This chart looks like one of drawings that polish soccer caster is making sometimes Do want The emoji screens load very slowly. You can actually see the icons iteratively updating.... and they don't cache the images subsequent times! Switching between the emoji and the regular keyboards is not seamless and instant, one keyboard actually goes down, the screen is redrawn, then the other keyboard pops up. When you send a message the screen doesn't scroll down with it... I keep thinking the message got lost Most of the new emojis are shown as broken images with numbers in gmail, they forgot to update mail with them??? You did your first Kiln with a reward from the Kiln? Yeah, I feel like that would be wicked painful to actually put soap IN there. This is recently (last 3 days) me! I don't even like milk. Hubs will look at me sideways when 3 bottles show up in our milk box in the AM. Okay that was a copy and paste from another AMA already done. >Huh, I haven't either of those quotes before. >What phone do you have? I wonder why it works flawlessly on my ipod. WHY ARE YOU UPSET ZEDBRA. WHY ARE YOU UPSET ZEDBRA. WHY ARE YOU UPSET ZEDBRA. It seems so... hoarding.. That's.. awesome.. dude... so very nearly fainted when i read "meat cleaver" TIL if I record police corruption to back up my files... Man, hate to be that guy and do a completey unappropriate comment on a show that is usually devoid of similar mentions, but Hayley's legs and ass in the last scene when her and Phil were dancing... holy shmoly did you see their home games? Dude. You've been an amazing contributor to RAoA, I'd be honored if you entered your wife. I play Horde because I don't want to leave my guild, but prefer Alliance. Oh man, yes, I totally get the blocked pores thing and was wondering if I was the only one since I had never heard it mentioned. Yay!! But don't you mean your bra got too big? TIL that if I ever visit the UK, not to mention that I am a Man-U fan outside of Manchester. One testicle is usually lower. If the difference is big, you might want to see a doctor though Knee bleaching? ( Dat first comment. lol What? Where? i live in the DFW area of texas where is this hail You sound pretentious from just having /r/atheism on your comment. Now I'm being judgmental. you mean to tell me that the game boxes will in fact be in the shape of a box?! Shadow people Thanks for the explanation. Not sure if I like it though. I left 'rusty' UK and moved to the West Coast! DO IT ON A SATURDAY THEN... xD. Why the fuck would you do friday, you're completely limiting yourself I showered with my dad when I was like 2 or 3, which makes sense. Apparently I used to point and giggle at his penis Everyone must see this What do you have? Ominous Holy SHIT that last game ** Oh, I just looked for the Bad Boy MV and I've seen it before, but it must have been a while ago before I knew who they were. That dance practice was awesome - dat synchronisation I just puked on m'y mouth a little... Rengar is op? I am concerned that you only seem to care about white families. There are other websites? What's the math with a blue pill and tengu booosts? I believe in a world where we can choose *not* to jump AMA request: 1208 games in bronze, this is the one thing even Bear Grylls wouldn't be able to do ? I really got the unpopular version Sonia = (s)he who must not be named?? I think it's his phone's autocorrect, when I try to type the name Vizod it goes to Bozos... Why do you want tranny porn put on r/Ireland? Quick question: Did you mean "giving it to her from behind"? The way it's currently written paints a different picture. OHMYGODWHAT I'm not on the reddit map Yeah, lol Haha, yeah I must follow more exo blogs than I realised because pretty much my entire dash was exo last night. I can't believe how fast people made edits of the photos well bronies are not really "men" are they? This is reverse? i cant see your wishlist Quite a few places I've seen only have tile part way up the wall. Either that, or he/she has a cheaply installed tile wall... OP's comment history... She checks the condom? Wow in islam women are recognized by their genitals That's not just socially unacceptable, its just fucking mean I love his eyes when the candy comes out. What rashes? You think that was anything other than a crazy choice? I'm going on to do radiology! Bacon sure, but lobster undercooked? Cripple in Odin's ult It's pretty simple, really. The impression I get from something like this is: "Omg ^_^, look what I made for my BOY-friend on his special day! :3 I love making out with him! I'm more shocked by the bad spelling in those comments than by their actual content. And English isn't even my main language The Multi-sensory room at the hospital is the most exotic place in the world. who's rob wow, from the thumbnail, it looks like a ventriloquist and a dummy It says "This is the security center and there is an abnormally/problem in your account. For your account safety, you will need to enter the security key (should be shown right below the field, but it appears blank for you Does master yi have the Draven mouth? hope you wrapped it I see, looks like SC2 ladder, but... reset every week ? damm I never bought a N64 because when I played Mario 64 at my friends house the camera movement made me sick everytime Kensai can I adventure with you Italian..? Tetris 18 was it cha cha cha?! Holy shit that was lucky!! Samy actually said when Gorden asked about that, that it was closer to 100 people.... lol that was the easy fun level.... try the friggin airplanes I feel like I could have written this. Obligatory "Are you me?" post. Same age and number of experiences, too. hur känner hon sig när hon går förbi alla kyrkor som finns? måste vara jobbigt för henne att bli påtvingad kristendomen! I have really dark, thick chest, arm, and leg hair. And it is a bit curly, so I get ingrown hairs if I am not careful. It all itches terribly when it grows back in, and my skin is so sensitive I can't shave it every day without some serious laceration. Which makes you think, how much did Otacon know about what his dad did? Nightmares ... Nightmares ... Nightmares... Why do you want to get rid of Windows so bad Resident Evil 1 scarred me for life ( I don't have acne That's.. That's the joke, yes... As is Bassnectar, and I think Seven Lions, Candyland and possibly Kill Paris are from this area too. IDK, though, because I don't have any friends I could trust to go to raves with, and there aren't any raves in my area, since I live in the most boring town in in the entire bay area. And I had no idea about the M Machine. For some reason, I thought they were German. Cortana...Has very sexual traits? gee. wonder why they never ran your details and just took your illegals... HMMMMM... what could they possibly be doing Hypnotoad Did you say better coffee? I know there are a lot of stupid people in the world, but this line of thinking just leaves me flabbergasted. I absolutely do not understand how you can leave one country to get a better life and then angrily protest about how the new country has too much freedom and opportunities. I just....wat. ^^^^Not ^^^^if ^^^^you're ^^^^worried ^^^^about ^^^^sex ^^^^trafficking. ^^^^ there's a picture of them raw in the album... Don't let all of the people with PVC manifolds and/or PVC-lined Igloo mash tuns It takes her 5 hours to do her hair? Rock Chalk! ...I know who you are Damn i would love to have this for my Samsung Galaxy S2 much farther in, there is a level similar to the third, but the enemies are about 3 times faster, there are some quite terrifying parts, and instead of speeder bike thingies, you are flying planes around avoiding bombs and swiftly moving walls of fire Inception ... incattion? MAX* Who was the other person in this? MPB as Tier 2 but not Madolche Sorry, what did I just see Oh dude..didn't mean to call you.. This reminds me of the post where somebody said "sharkbait ooh ha ha" and he posted shortly after really? it looks like he's jerking off some guy on the roof What is up with scout's legs? They messed up the temps? yes. why does she have panties on after the shower? I just joined this server today... weird how I happened to notice this. IS THAT WHAT FORUM WE ARE ON It looks like it. you do that regularly? I think the real question is.... What resolution are you playing this game in? who said i was complaining? The schema lists a Pyrion Flax announcer. If anything, reddit will ruin it. It's full of reactionaries here HAHAHAHAHAHA I know the feeling!!! Toy Story really changed my perspective on how I view toys...especially the evil-looking ones. I've tried organizing mine by color but it's just way too hard for me having a ridiculous amount of polish and so many shades, so now I organize by brand and I kind of organize by color within brand but I don't try too hard to do that. Well, that's when my polishes are organized... right now they are just thrown across three Sterilite tubs while I try to finish swatching and inventorying them all. Now the real question is... in what order were those used? shoulda gone with Wow Im already in love with you, will you be the mother of my kids How in the world... I was like "That's a mediocre 2-hander". And then I was like Your bf's friend needs professional help, like, right now Probably a bug, there's no reason it shouldn't show the CC bar for her Q/W No joke. That is exactly what I was thinking when I saw that post. Could you imagine if she goes in for a feels in you pants pocket and pulls out dog treats I had no idea this was in the game I know Tuna Their kids could have both Uchiha and Senju (from Uzumaki) DNA Seriously, when I was watching this live I was genuinely I think there are ghosts in the Reddits. I posted this comment on /r/cats for your cake topper post. I had never seen this post before today. Not number 7. with her leg fully wrapped around her mom's waist and the obligatory reach around, this is one caring family Wait, wait, wait, I mean like you know your leg can fall asleep, can it fall asleep like that? whats awesome is that it all came from a grain of sand!!! $2.19 No one is going to say don't post after seeing you Holy fuck, you just described me! I never read a response to my question. Am I allowed to play in this one or no? Cannot...unsee.. when i was a kid i couldn't wait for Pokemon silver to come out in English for my birthday so my dad got me the Japanese one, i never made it out of the first gym leaders town and i just spent my time KOing wilds and got my starter to around level 25 Oooo and those brows. Dayyum. By the way, what is MLBB? Lol, damn that really sucks and what a nasty trash ball. Poor crimson, don'r worry, she'll get hers. Question... is she gonna be your roommate next semester? As a woman, do not want. >Aha! After some googling it seems blackberries like to oragnize photos by date modified rather than name (there really should just be an option to change it but you can't :\). That might be the case for you too, but that doesn't explain why comic books would be in perfect order then. Haven't played on my aran in a VERY long time, but I remember using combat step on a ledge and launching all the way across the map Damn No kidding. Saved. Good on you fight without the I. Sorry to hear about your coma. I hope you wake up one day. You're on reddit, but *only now* learning that there are a lot of douchebag guys in the world? Newest update? This has been around since at least biteSMS 6.0 My PC has no need for it as it is very high end.. I just installed it to test and got a few more fps than usual holy aperhjslkbgj;flakwj;flkj who's the asian chick. Might need to import direct from india @ that price I didn't even know this was a thing. I really enjoyed a cup of dark roasted El Salvador infused with the Tazo Tropic Black Tea. ...this weed confuses me. ....really...he's "destroyed countless lives" I didnt know that microsoft had an oil spill Where were the members of community that said it shouldn't be sold What sort of playlist is this Looks really good I think OP blew himself up. It's been 4 hours She looks like a cat. lmao!!! *squealy voice* "...Today? Your next mission. Train them all to level 100 they should make a mao skin throwing poros <( Maybe Naut swimming through the air towards you Gives me chills... Or she would have left and been attacked by what/whoever without any breakin required No Premium for free?! Honestly, if you're reverting it back to 5% though, he'd be fine, not sure why you're giving him a GIANT movespeed increase Do you know we IRL or something? This looks like a stock photo when the hell did this happen Why would you want to avoid python for PHP > \ My exact reaction... ( You wont know until its too late, now will you? price? Also where is that from? You don't know what your wife's vagina looks like? ...Who threatens to sue for attempted murder. I would imagine that the estimated 1.4 Billion Catholics worldwide and all their combined economic power would care. It's not like there are laws preventing them from buying a mans razor wtf i have the exact same one That's a first time I've ever heard of a man getting bitchy about costs of motorcycle repairs NEED FOR SPEED THOUGH... I've gotten it three times, only one shiny. Did this scarecrow happen to be angel shaped perchance? want Dr. Eggman?? As an academic of religious studies and not politics, TIL there is another order of the Golden Dawn that isn't a secretive hermetic society aimed at improving the world population through spiritual awakening I...I do, too. & thought that same exact thing. I am actually a subscriber to /r/bitcoin, Very interested in it. First time actually registering or using it Lucky man I also imagined a painful and agonizing face plant to a kid OP's chest in a human centipede sort of way. Pay extra for the 3d feature? They don't cost more than older, non 3d games THAT'S what that was! I thought it was a fellow overweight employee walking by my desk...but they weren't in the office today! an officer in my town beat his wife. It was on the front page of our newspaper. 1 month paid leave and hes back on the streets catching stoners Ace, Shanks, and Dragon show up. Por que tenés confeti del banco central neTed?? Wait they are bundle keys? ...calling that a gaming house does it injustice. This is more like an entire live-in training facility. That's fairly insane. RES... Why the hell people are downvoting :- People were selling 2 tix for 300 Sounds like James Earl Ray, The assassin of Martin Luther King JR. Wait, what do British people call fanny packs then? Or do they not have them? Less of my friends were irritated when I said I don't like the Beatles than when I said how much I dislike Neon Genesis Evangelion. Alt accounts, what for? Isn't that a lawsuit waiting to happen? Diabetic comes in - asks what you did and drinks the "unsweetened" tea, I really don't understand how someone in the food industry doesn't get what "sweetened" is I want to make fun of this guy so badly! I'm just afraid he might try a soda can opening technique on me Well, I'm no medical expert, but when I'm on the thinner side (and still robust - can run distances, etc.) you can actually see my heartbeat pumping away in my abdomen, especially if I lie down. I freaked out my hubby once by lying down and being all, "is this normal?" and he stared at my stomach for awhile and was like "I don't think so.... Why do you put your name as a signature after one sentence? It came from the random nature of this subreddit Looks like something the Machines in Matrix would build spray oil? What you get free stuff I just wanted some gum and to play children's card games how YOU doing 15 matches a day? Do you mean the Chanyeol GIF? I just found it through google images thats what I wrote in post Why is that? How bad a host can be when this happened 4 times in the same match? "Who says you have the right to feel safe in your own home" oh that's a tricky one but I think I can manage to look ~~him~~ ~~her~~ dafuq Primus in Colorado Springs by chance? ( I swear I didn't like 2 minutes ago I don't think I've ever even looked in the achievements tab. I've been playing for over 2 years, and don't even know what was in there... I didn't even notice it until I read your comment. Wow Dani is so thin, her legs omg this made me cringe... his legs are so BIG what does that mean? It's scares me too, imagine other developers jumping in on this Made me a little confused since I live in the real Zuid-Holland. I dont think that makes you racist, I think it makes you a complete idiot You're aware that quoting the Dailymail makes you lose any credibility on that subject, right?? What in hell proves these women were falling because of it and not because of the "uniforms effect" (uniforms are a turn on for many women) and/or the "conqueror effect"and/or the "foreign person effect" (do I need to explain it?)? Because it's convenient? Then what's wrong with /r/atheism? 60k is the national average for junior developers. If we are talking about SF wages its low, not for where I live. I'm no longer a junior developer If you look at the mean it's around $60k, but the median shows a figure much lower. Either way, I simply agreed with your own statement. You messed up trying to mock my face btw, o_0 > Holy crap we just got out of a bases loaded situation without giving up runs! Where did you get a copy of the Quibbler? Chimera Ants! I'm pretty sure that the definition of domestication is to take a wild animal and make it not wild. do you know how to cancel? I had staph on my face. It started like a pimple or something and got bigger and looked like that I made some good friends. And some even better enemies. They know who they are if they try to gift me again. What else is on that? As wide as my computer monitor You're fucking beautiful. Wow. Little Witch Academia is one of the greatest things I have ever seen I liked seeing Tywin becoming somewhat charmed by a Stark. And then when Baelish was there. Your TL;DR without context That's insane. Best of luck.. but... ugh. How could someone actually price something that bloody high? Any reason why its not worth it to wait for Haswell fix that fucking smiley who the fck says guffawing Well hell the kid made it look easier than when Tony did it. So stars get bigger to become suns? Is there such a thing?! >Did all the comics you try work fine or did you only try one? >\>_< xD :DD :O I can't say I got emotional at all. I was just sort of like, "Woah. It's almost like the person who wrote this description was... me... Wait, there are people who complain about the bonfires being too far apart? Next stop 36000 while jumping out of airplane Hey! I actually sold my old nintendo 64 on ebay today, I am very curious if you won mine. Let me know what color of the one you bought Eeeeh.. Ace of Spades.. am I doing this right Am i? people actually care about the record wtf i tried it yesterday and i made 2 sets for ezreal I feel like I'm talking to my twin right here. As if my problems were poured out in this post itself How many people look at a single dad and think child molester?? They are all along Sukumvit, from Soi 11 - 3. I even saw a dude selling them in front of Terminal 21 once I keep coming back for more. Was the other guy eating pizza all day? So many memories! It's crazy to think of how much time has passed That's *insanely* awesome TIL that vaginas have fluids in them! People Chemistry majors spend semesters on water Yeah, that would be challenging Oh yeah, there's a huge war raging just outside of my house right now... Half the set is spoiled before spoiler season I just can't believe they're still going Why is AA in the " Low Violence hero list" ? There's no blood, bones or demon/dark things, it's just Ice. ... Whoa. Spike is tailfucking RD!? Lots of people have heard of it -Hands you a sword and shield- Welcome to the fray. Or maybe that's what they would have us believe.... why kill the ovie aw gay, i think you do have to pay I did not personally take this pic, found it on the net while browsing. Saw it and was like Your main is on silver and your smurf on gold? Penis of a penis. Wow, how old do you guys imagine ~30-year-olds to look? i had no idea this was here! It's also 427°C (800°F) in the daytime. Oh god. I thought the story would go on and you would get in a car crash or something and your mother ends up at the same bathroom with your dead brother or something. How the heck are you making custom thumbnails That's a very dark afternoon And outside of them too apparently. i'm a girl, but i totally agree with you... when i saw him in his first scene i thought 'he looks kinda hot'. then you see him in a few more scenes and think 'what? this disgusting redneck isn't good-looking, maybe it was just the angle in the first scene or something something like that, yes That has to be shopped They show it in bars? I have a Christian Arabic friend from from Israel & it is acceptable to marry your 1st cousin there... his parents were trying to get him married to his cousin Worth a try. Worst that could happen is... what... happened? I have a Christian Arabic friend from from Israel & it is acceptable to marry your 1st cousin there... his parents were trying to get him married to his cousin Why are the comments disabled? Looks like David bowie in power armor What are Wildlife Choobs?? Is that honestly what you think I was trying to say? my husband was powerwashing on the roof and he accidentally dropped the spray gun and the metal tip scrapped the front of my neck when I tried to catch it. It left about an inch long bloody scratch across my throat that you can't really see that much unless you get up close but for some reason turns bright red whenever I get drunk Had a business related skype call about 6 months ago wearing a button down and tie, but then just jeans because I planned on just taking the button down off later. I'd done this countless times. Queue to me needing to grab something from a shelf above my computer, instant comment about it being a bit strange that I am wearing a button down not tucked in with jeans. Blushed, laughed it off, luckily not an interview. Never happened again I have no words for this... This is also kind of how online dating works so...you swallowed someone's wedding band because you may have been choking on it. Did you have to puke it up for him so that he could go back to wifey? NotRisk is so bad man makes me think of neopets for some reason. The older gent looks a lot like James Wood Ouf, those dancers! Nope... it's a woman. Pretty cool, OP, but I have one question: why no Bf-109s? You need to shop smarter Care to elaborate on the chewbacca theory? Oh! Yet at least 10 end up on the front page every day that would mean his only stats not 99 would be 91 defending and 89 heading dat "oscillating" bass, what a track Hello there, oh great Editor of Doom. I have a question for you, almighty one. I got a codestone from a random event on my side account. 'Tis okay if I transfer it to my main account... right? Wtf all that close to BiS and I'm still not ready for 20man raids? I got it a few weeks ago just fine Who and also, what People actually bought VHS rewinders? Oh, okay, thanks. Makes sense now. Fat majestic man aside, just looking at that cliff makes me shiver. Because it's fucking heartbreaking? Maybe I'm testing the admin I dont really see a lot of declining originality... the more recent champions felt rather fresh to me.. and what high costs? What did he link? Is this the guy who's linking rule 34 in this thread? I don't get it One year and only 23 days Well doesn't that sound sexist from the get-go? YOU CAN Well, its been about 2 days without massive bots... Maybe they came back 3 hours ago after I left? This was an exceptional read. Very interesting. I never liked getting in the water before. Now I don't think I ever will. Oh god I dated a chick who look a lot like Effy for a short while... Sadly she was as fucked up as Effy too **o_O o_O o_O Where are you living to find seals at the beach ? No one is safe The shadow and the flame. The Balrog You named your dog Ceader? Now I want to know why THAT happened Thanks for the nightmares But on their website it clearly states : No, Newegg.ca does not pay the return shipping cost for defective merchandise . However, if you pay to send the item back to Newegg.ca, we will replace the item and ship the replacement to you at no charge. Newegg.ca will employ every resource it has to ensure that your item is replaced promptly, without hassle. Am i missing something here? But-I-Ok Yeah. Options are good. And because it IS a gimmick. No. He's an alternate time line version of your self. This man is unstoppable , killing 4 of the 10 bests players of proleague ! Congratulations! For some reason, the only people I took photos with before/after the ceremony were women I don't think I could fit a champagne bottle into my vagina... Not even the small champagne bottles. ...killed by a deer? Sorry, my logic-fu sometimes does this to people In a row? 10 or so. Over the course of a few days I lost almost 40 matches, with a few wins sprinkled in so it wasn't a 100% streak, but it may as well have been What part of the body am I looking at You just cleared my mind... I reclaim massive public funding to develop crazy, awesome games never used it, huge waste how do you remember your log in? This face doesn't lie. O_o^o_O^O_o^o_O^O_o^o_O^O_o^o_O^O_o^ Cannot. Unsee! Is it just me or is Eren a fucking titan now!? WHAT IS THIS TIL CLG Dyrus is colorblind must buy swain You're huge What kind of doctors think nutrients are limited to one particular foodstuff? Well, duh? That's called learning your lesson the hard way. But hey, I'm sure you looked cool beforehand well you can't very well build it a little tiny retirement castle of refuge or something either....or could you She's a bitch for wanting someone to get drinks and possibly hook up with? Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Did I ask that you care about Total Biscuit? ...elaborate please? Don't you think you take a TV program a bit too seriously? ohshit. I drive past an eye hospital on a regular basis, and occasionally spot Department of Corrections vehicles there. How does this happen? Is there like a technique or something? Reddit, I beg of your knowledge to enlighten me.... Why do people post on there How is that disgusting? If we can take pride in being homosexual, they can be proud of being straight. Or do you think one orientation is better than another? There's no girls on the internet Cause I'm not insane you are hahahahahhheheaha You call that briefly? Damn Lulu's plump booty seems to have an actual picture of lulu's plump booty This may be true among people of the same age. Among friends (doesn’t matter if m or f) we make wanking jokes. But I definitely would not have wanted to talk about masturbation with my dad or *receive tips from him*. Your internet must have been exceptionally slow since it wasn't really a video but a vector flash animation Quite true. I found some of the themes in Ages quite dark in comparsion to Season. Also... Seasons had subrosia... wtf was up with that that's.. a lot of potatoes huh? Dafuq How do you know it's an arrow? Wow, people really keep up with every perspective in UHC? Where do y'all find the time what. baron moves? Exactly 100 laurels wouldn't be something I'd call "easily available" Very well. Just don't ever feel powerless in these situations--you rarely are if devious enough I thought I was the only one that liked that game just wow I don't know what that means... Where would one go about obtaining that glorious Jake shirt? And for some reason you're getting downvoted for answering a question. A guy is impaled to the umbrella hook thingy You'd be surprised how many parents send their kids to school when they should *clearly* be home in bed. It makes me a little crazy because they are handling all the materials in the classroom (I teach art) and we have an ideal germ vector called the clay bucket. Yes-Ride the donkeys EVERYWHERE something happened to good old limodriver though. i've seen him lately PTH capping, chasing and all kinds of weird stuff That looks delicious Childhood? That movie was only... ten years ago his channel got shutdown? why did i read the title in SIV`s voice? I was born and raised in Bay Shore, New York (that's on Long Island) and I'm still there....not sure if that's a good thing though Actually, it's especially like that in Diamond 5 and 4 That's not Idaho No...he said it first. It says mine is 4 hours old, but I only got up like 2 hours ago Oh, I know, I'm just pointing out the ir-... wait, why are you being downvoted so heavily? I went for the first time a couple months ago in DC. It was CRAZY. great idea :) I'd further expand it: bonus magic find. Imagine finding a hidden cave and an event in there. Suddenly each 3rd mob drops a rare item... You're in plat 2 and you don't play with diamond players? I met a girl in an anthropology class who believed that there are no such things as fossils. Apparently archaeologists and paeleongolotists are just really good at sculpting. I hope that's a typo hahaha, that works. If I catch a smudge early enough, I smooth it out with my tongue Regegsm I thought you meant aged 15, but wow... a single woman can have *this* many kids? Surprised it's even possible. ....where is that tube going? Incest Triangle??? I know it's a shitty situation but I could just look at that for hours Elephants are so big ... Same for me i had always just one or two friends ,then tried to make new friends and same outcome for me i realised that i like to be alone Well.... At least I don't have to spend money, right? How can you be an earthquake kind of gal? Actually, yes. Orange County more precisely. is hand waxing a thing now? can we please just stop? read mine as "nine" i thought u were nine during the whole thing Or fuse with the sofa mentally and physically and be Sofaguy... something horrible happened to him one day, something died inside of him and he couldn't fill the hole Damn, those things are really neon Dat ending... Whew, when she's clutching her blender on the way to the beach vacation and then drinking straight from it later....I never realized what a drunk she was. Mount Tyrannus is the most populated PvP server. Tempest Reach is the most populated PvE server. Reddit has a guild on MT named Territ, if you want to join us. So why do you hate CoD gaming channels? Entertaining people...although I'm not quite sure how at this point. same exact thing here He's also a Giants fans Shutout has been in the game for months ...is it still cuddling if I'm *inside* her...? Zac, Malphite, Khazix would like to have a word with you Please explain the point of that sub to me. Do they only use the character g? Ever? Cheetah speed has been back for a LONG time now. What game are you playing? I feel like he's staring into my soul. Really wanna know how to get that gunlance you're one handsome man what?! um what There was a show? Looks like it already has been.... And done well... Holy shit. I was right. Why do you say she's not a good character? She's freeing slaves all over Essos Someone I know just went through this exact same thing. shouldn't the brogue kick canceled the light? Holy shit, I think I would be the Joker What happens when he needs to brake? A grifter Whats the vag look like? Bears can climb trees. I think I know who this is I'm confuzzled, what do you mean? Who the hell are they even going up against i've never heard of them She isnt the type of champion to simply 1 combo somebody and be done with it. She is more like a Vladamir who can stay alive for a long time and pepper you with Semi Strong Spammable Spells. (the 4 S's ...Tangy? Or rather, Mick does so many drugs that he can literally give you a contact high THROUGH YOUR SPEAKERS. Mummy, Daddy? Brownies? That burger looks amazing Middle school football practice outside. The PE kids came out next to our water fountains and were just hanging out. I'm full blown white, but had lived in Mexico the last 4 years because of my dads job. I spoke fluent spanish. This short tubby Mexican kid was standing to my side talking to his friend about me in spanish. "Look at this stupid piece of shit. Fucking nasty white mother fucker." I turned to him, and in perfect spanish said, "What the hell did you just say to me, asshole?" He immediately got wide eyed, I think they're sexy eye know why oracle lasting till u die Monkey bar part? Wait, doesn't wearing two condoms break due to the friction of them on each other? I'm locked in Basically, you're self employed! But with almost 90 degree corners... Studying for Step 1 right now...I didn't realize that this was so rare Is that the case for jdramas too? That would make so much sense because I see Chinese and Japanese hardsubbed videos uploaded before raws and I'm just like 322k HP at 90 as a DK No way, that's sick! Dont you know nobody has genders now?! That's a strange thing to do to something scared, throw corpses in it. Oh god. I misread that you had babies with cousins. Looked at that and thought hell, it's written out and I can't understand it. Tried reading it out loud and was surprised that I could suddenly read it just fine. The brain is a strange, strange thing Honestly there are quite a few sketchy "shops" popping up. I ask questions and if I find a hole, I will not buy. There's 2 on kickstarters for 80%. Play once a day for the 150 ip boost and then go play a different game because if you are playing league to "grind" you might wanna try a mmorpg Stunning How was he an idiot? how bad was she!? i don't remember the graphics being that horrible Wait did I understand this right? Your landlord replaces your kitchen appliances? ... That, is an interesting mouse. two days? Well I guess I'd be a tool for elderly women. Welbeck's piledriver That fight makes me cry, there was so much confusion in mumble lol, i feel bad because I just ran, coulda prolly gotcha, was time wasting because some idiot 'crashed' then when we wanted him to fight he /f home'd This was after akalen had told us that all the nerfs were back in There isn't an underline for me. The text is set to no decoration so I don't know how there could be? Virus? 'tf is goin on here? Ah, i.e. seconditem from a mob? The images in my head. he has no butt Here's a hint; Stop going to church and you don't have to live with that. when i read this i realized that the templars rule us all As long as the Fed keeps printing money, we should be just fine. Don't hipsters tell you what is NOT hip and happening in the mainstream world? You're full of hate Whether or not you can open your door keylessly becomes pretty low priority? This is a great idea That playerbase LOL I just shop there for the panties on saaaale! Side note though, I found some 30 band bras at La Senza. For fun and giggles I checked out their 30D and... that seems so wrong! The cups were HUGE. I look at my chest and my 30DD and I was like "whaaaat is this sh*t?? It's like twice as big as my current size Turkey. By the way, why do you ask questions like this? Whats next question, my loging ID and Pass? Rotfl, almost 800 hrs and no 100 col yet? Yay progress ! * I didn't think Russian Dash Cam could suprise me anymore... was wrong Oh no, i was agreeing with you. Ex. That dude that was selling the jacked up vfc for $300? For his buddy. Ended up selling on ebay for $117?..after fees and everything, my offer of $100 wasn't to bad. Gun was not working AND missing parts, but $200 starting bid was reasonable.... It came up early because I grabbed a Fireplace really early on and the other two were like I missed the Prometheus tease A pen. I just...every time I need one I can't find one anywhere in the house. I buy 20 packs of pens and they all seem to disappear adult swim programming (though, I had to grow into it first), blowing bubbles with gum that are clearly too large to be sustainable/not a mess, jerking it, ganj (to a degree... I hope), and not picking up the phone if I don't know the number He also apparently installed a battery on his "desktop" Holy cow, when the wings appeared it seriously gave me goosebumps and my face was literally like: Wait what Strangely, I have sporadic red hairs growing out of my chin, despite my being of east-asian descent. I always thought it was the way light reflected off those few hairs when I looked in the mirror, but when I finally shaved it off with the rest of my black-haired goatee... there were definitely a few red hairs. I never said it wasn't. Uhh...proof? My.. Wha? Ok it's all over we have the golden dawn in Greece, Nazi Arabs and the Vatican and Chinese communist party are showing common sense. The world has finally lost the plot. When does the next live letter start? Jesus christ I'm not a fan of naked bikes, the rear is okay but the front end is almost as ugly as a BMW's O-o Excorcist. Most? If a woman calls a man the wrong name, it's mildly annoying at worst. If a man calls a woman the wrong name *PRAY FOR HIS SOUL* wow your translator is really good Why were you cleaning mormontroll's room? Oh boy... I'll have to get around to going through some of those. So many! Thread asks girls, but since most posts are from guys I'll pitch in too. A girl at highschool showed me a condom and winked... I dismissed it as a prank of sorts... Later she became lesbian Holy crap, I won't be getting mine untill next year then Shyvana nerf inc? Oh, come on... You *need* women if you're going to appeal to the \*pirate\* demographic! It's the drama teacher. Who's actually quite pale and blond. Wait... women like you *exist?* The only upvoted question that remains unanswered Somewhere there is a picture from this convention (ACEN 2013) with this girl bent over posing, and in the background is me with a Tempe- because I know how much is pisses everyone off that lives there. We can take his silence as proof that they are already here. I always hate it when I'm split pushing and all 5 of them come for me...and I think "AWESOME!, my team can free push and take two towers and an inhib..." only to see them all come to try to "save" me and just end up dying 4v5. Oh man. Who is she and does she have any videos He might reach the Far Lands soon... I read this as you had the tattoo in 1989 as a baby WAT Be careful everyone! This looks reallly gnarly. My nipples DO point to the floor. Mostly because I have those big swingy melon boobs - perfect for corsets - people sometimes tell me it looks like I'm about to pop out (on the few occassions I wear a corset I mean), and I say "nope, there's heaps left, my nipples are still down here" and when they realise that I have all this huge cleavage and still more in there, their eyes go Kha'zix's Q the damage output still scares me What voltage is it locked at I don't think TPW Electric Circuit is very conservative. Did not show she was korean spiders lol, u cant? The only "tornado" I've seen was just a little guy more dust devil type thing than anything at a track meet . But 1-2 miles wide Oh glob.. I just looked up. I. NEED. IT. Im seriously thinking about selling every video game item i have to get a 3DS now. ( Nothing escapes WEPA's eyes There were two hidden mouths?! You take showers with your dad? Me too, but not maybe THAT much so how are they doing this interview Just asked my boyfriend if he would want a holo deck, a replicator or a transporter. On clarifying the rules he asked if he could replicate live women or just dead ones There was so much information in that title You ccw that thing Maybe he has a man cave behind the window. How are there 752 orange weapons !?!?¡¿¡¿￦¥£$:-P:-D:-@ my highschool history teacher always taught us that it was Bite her Got a weird one too. I can't eat crab. I can eat shrimp and lobster just fine. Nom that stuff up. Just not crab. Two tiny little scraps of blue crab were enough to give me hives for a week. That sounded like some pretty authentic shit to me. He had the tones and pronunciation right. I wonder if it was actual Chinese, or if the guy on te left had some background in a little So many Henrys wut? OMG THE EYES ....this is Arma2 I can't help but ask.. what kind of giveaways were against the rules? I'm exactly the same, if I can't see the bottom of any particular body of water who the hell knows what's in there That's a pretty dangerous place to hatch eggs that's good!.. right?... And those teeny tiny nipples I used to have nightmares about tornadoes....but I lived in Moore, OK Is... is biogeochemist a word? Oh god, my nightmares about science class have come true!!! Fuck FUCK Seriously, I mean, who else is Zerg on the team? What a weird statement So hot You know what, i once heard him say "INSURANCE FRAUD!" one time when i ran over a skag. Mabey he used to be an insurance agent!?¡¿ Just got lit as a christmas tree, man, from one bong rip. Wait... this implies there are non-porn tumblr pages. Doesn't it feel so nice?! I was going to say that is a pretty amazing feat, and that I can easily hit 45mph going down my street... Then I took a closer look.. What kitten ? Um Ori was released far after brand True, I never really thought of that before. Thanks for the tip, I'm new to Reddit haha (I'm beginning to realize there's a subreddit for everything I clicked on this link without reading the title, and as I was reading the caption, I was in the middle of doing just that... How does she not pass out from the smell of the nail polish remover?? Oh god, don't remind me. They kinda did. They enticed the thunder to take Kevin Martin and some young players & picks when they already had a star in Harden. and you know them motherfuckers in Houston were giggling their maniacal little asses when they finally got rid of Kevin Martin's soft, inconsistent ass and got James Harden in return I mean... I know I'm seeing it but I need to find some sort of explanation. I'd be so glad if someone told me that it was fake. It's unreal... You win Holy crap, probably knew he couldn't get out it or something. Wow. She handles rejection like a champ. ( It looks like the guy is on one of those carnival rides that try to throw them off. his sword flails around like a giant dildo Well...holy shit. Set out some bear traps or something. You can WL 5-cent whores now? My eyeballs went like this: Yes, but i did. Cant i? Too pretty to eat I almost forgot about No Russian. At my university, I'm a student, and even I had print queue privileges the last time I tried to print anything there. Is it dangerous to light a fire in the wooded area like that? The world would be a much more terrifying place I'm short? They just pointed out something funny, not anything about offense at all. You're more offended than them Ohh good catch. Dunno how I missed that There's a story? I thought it was just one big forplay to a orgy In that case, it no longer exists in this known universe There was a time when GameFaqs was my bible. sure bout that? i was ratting in null and they dropped me quite a few tags? Nice... And that user name Surprisingly I'm good when it comes to helping people with relationships, yet I've never had one... How da fuck does that work? I've helped saved my friends relationships more than once by giving them advice. where is 720p? You madman should be prosecuted for a crime like wrote a title like that! How small is your head? Yeah... Why is it there Yeah... I was looking at that but it hadn't clicked I am the 11% Holy crap...would all our periods be synchronised? Blackhole isn't a strong move? As a first year undergrad Why on earth would someone submerge an NES game in rubbing alcohol Good point... Also, I just realized that when the letter gives us the locations of the levels of encryption... The values given for Levels 2 and 3 appear no where in the actual text... They don't match their corresponding lines So... what would you suggest.. customers get treated like shit?? Am i the only one thats bothered by the fact that the icons the image is not pointing at are covering the image, rather then evenly distributed on the left and right black bar? We're gonna have to play good if we got all those good players Woah... That's freaky what's the top left one? That feeling when you were one of the people who actually thought of the 7 of diamonds. Ahhh, yeah, I see it Ahhh, yeah... That's what I was figuring =/ So, I lost track Hmmm... Maybe it IS intentionally messed up in some places then that's so awesome. You two finally figured out a way to put all your extra free time and disposable income into a tiny blue bear pajamie outfit. Science works! And where did you get YOUR pajamas? goddamn dats a nice body Wow, awesome job O_o So wait... Does that mean there's actually no change between encryption levels, or what? Those dress tops look so uncomfortable It's odd how much this varries based on where you are. I'm currently Silver II and have seen a lot of Vayne/ez top lately. It's also been winning a lot lately, but no real flaming at them just kind of a ' Just thought of something... Could the D^2 B^2 have anything to do with the second level of encryption then? I *love* Long Islands - although damn, when they make them properly instead of cheaping out and using the pre-made mix, they hit you like a ton of bricks. I remember hitting the tipsy line after my second drink I'm currently in a LDR myself and the one advice I could give is one that my SO and I agreed on: tell your other half about these doubts so that way they can be discussed and thought about at the time. These things tend to bottle up inside and then likely come out in inappropriate situations or worse, you assume the other person doesn't have them and wind up thinking the doubts mean something is wrong with yourself. I don't know if you and your partner would benefit from this advice but so far (for us) it is working splendidly and any doubts that come to my mind are put at rest right and there. Remember: our brain is always a scumbag I need to try this. I'm going to be up all night thinking about this Great find Hmmmm, yeah, could be Edit: It's decreasing though... Square roots? Hmmm, damn I just did a price check on these (in the UK) and they charge more for the Galaxy Nexus than for the HTC One what if Grant K IS Kc? and he just joined so people would suspect Kc less and bash "Grant" instead? Im lost someone help me please Oh god yes. There's a new cupcake place in the mall near me and I just want to go and buy all the cupcakes and eat them all. holy shit its really makes map blurry Such a nice friend you had What is the difference between "submerged continent" and just regular underwater land? Because, really, one could argue that the entire planet is one giant submerged continent. Dad?! TIL Harbor Blvd south of Chapman looks like a warzone. Hmmm, damn... Well there goes that... Hmmm, what if the clue was hidden in the last bit he gives us? TIL Communism is anarchy Yeah... But what if it's a different system all together... As in 0 and 1 are one method (The XOR) and 2 and 3 are a different one... Then the clear text we have would be the possible translations of level 3, and we can atleast try to work off that? lol, how strange Sleep is always important. I would totally take an evening off but then again, I'm sort of obsessed with sleep, so... What? Are you serious? You were staring at it in Drive for 5 straight minutes? Yikes. Test your limits more often. Hot damn that's a fine rear you have Toasted and lightly salted. Very easy to eat the whole bag and then pay for it the next morning. I'm a little confused as to what you're trying to get across, but it sounds like...if he's planning to buy in the next few years for his real place...he should just wait to do that and not bother with becoming a landlord. Probably a stupid guess, but... Maybe it's a hash encryption? I love nuts!! This is in your fucking house This cat's seen some shit Speilberg to do live action halo I couldn't help but notice how " War " driven Aatrox is in his lore and in his speech. I'm curious...will we see something kin to the Horseman of the Apocalypse? If so... I wonder who the 5th is Shield... I would just hope it didn't kill me... I remember my dad telling me how humans were tall as buildings back in cavemen times... I was trying to figure it out but now I'm just picturing you swallowing that egg and.. omg. Why? I'm just saying it's silly to judge people based on what they order... they probably just like the drink lol. Why so angry? Wait who would make fun of your bathroom? It's a mount. I can't remember what it's called but it's a transparent wind rider. And for shadow priests it's invisible holleeeeey fucking shit !!!!! pam's last name is poovey? Q Is Aatrox holding his own "Soul Reaver"? Haha, now to see the 60g bugs in gold Killing them slowly with big macs.... Wut? idk what youre talking about. it is perfect Tell me about it. Back in the day I had a rocketmail email address. It got swallowed when Yahoo bought them and I was never, ever able to use it again. One day I spent an hour on the phone with Yahoo the last person I talked to said basically, "It's not gonna happen." That was the day I went to gmail and made google my homepage. How the fuck did this make the front page i think they might possibly be guys What concerns me is that it has 3 balls Maybe I'm really you Didn't know about the sand particles Wait namer you're not a mod anymore?! Woah, I clicked this link a couple hours ago and thought about making a selfpost just like this. Wait, can you get cluster migraines by having normal migraines kicked up? My sister gets migraines and she's only 17... Nooooooo....not yet, It musn't be known to the masses!!!The apocalyse will break loose and unnecassary confetti will arise in a flurry of maelstrom and chaos! Cheese and onion?!?!! I want to try these. Am I? My OUYA keeps shutting off now after the update!? How high are you right now? Wow, somebody actually read the comment before trying to be an asshat? Thank you! LoL, I was reading all of these posts before you going " I observe my calories anyway, I don't religiously watch them (it's damn near impossible to eat an additional 700 calories to start gaining weight off this...that's a whole other dinner! Mine is from Iran (Muslim). ...Mrs. Thompson is the name of my English teacher.... = Which society are YOU living in? Daammmmnnnnnn... TIL that birds will see yellow highlighter on a clear window pane. Peter Dinklage is insanely attractive. If I were a straight woman or a gay man, I'd probably have a crush on him instead of Maisie. I've never spent more than ~$10 US on shoes in China/HK/Taiwan, and I got a pair of flats <$5 US that lasted me for 3 years Oh snap! ( How nice of them to include a warning for the sumos in quebec as well Why in the hell would someone down vote you for being cool and respectful and a good friend. Wait you mean people pay other people to cut their grass? Am I the only one who doesn't think she's hot?? "You like dick?" You mean, Dick Grayson age 12? The lettering fits too .... Yes, but Persians are considered Aryan. You're straight up delusional. I hope when you have children, they have adorable mixed race babies. I feel nothing but pity for you. Why do you have so much hate towards groups that aren't white? I don't understand. It must be such a miserable life to focus so much energy on hate Lol when my brother was a toddler like 20-some years ago he got a hold of my mom's red lipstick and "colored" all over her bedding and carpet. My mom was furious. At least he didn't ruin anything except the beauty blender!! Imagine if he'd dropped eye shadows in the toilet... That doesn't make any sense Is that why all the women I see on there are a bunch of jackoff losers? because they are just jackoff men losers? You obviously have a duty, sir. Do. Your. Duty. what does a creepy hug consist of? This is a high school student, developed a (better) way to detect pancreatic cancer, and your not impressed I was sitting at the end of my bar one day doing orders, and some girls walk in. At this point in the day it slow enough that I have the bartender working the floor by himself, cause he has 20+ years experience. They are the only table in, he goes over, takes there drink orders and make the appropriate drinks in a timely manner. He leaves them alone for privacy and we talk to pass the time. Soon Girl A walks over to us and complains that the dirty martini that Girl B ordered was "Too Dirty." Her exact phrasing was, this martini is like, Lindsey Lohan dirty, and it needs to be Brittney Spears dirty. MFW Size 8, eh? Almost looks like a scene from a horror movie. WATCH OUT, IT HAS TEETH! Egads not aww.... ...why? i see why irelia is so skinny now What if his son IS a ghost A Heat fan just called the Cavs spoiled A couple years ago, I briefly lived in an area of town where gun shots weren't uncommon and I watched a 5v4 fist fight from my window..in front of town hall. Am I the only person who hasn't ever heard the term 'shit skin' before? 6-0 chances. Those are some crazy colours How? They stop you from barreling through people lol. Imagine a game without charges. LeBron... or did he send the assassins to make sure the dragonborn was strong and able to fight his own battles. The blood is real? my mind I'd be scared..! It behaves exactly like the Control key, as far as I can tell. Too old for gaming?!? I already have 220+ copies of Dota 2 that I'm attempting to liquidate on this very sub reddit. That's crazy! How often do you paint your nails with that shade? Also how do you get the last of it out Oh really? Haha, funny you would mention that dude 'cause that was one of the first things I looked at when choosing shelves and a cabinet and etc. I'm always so paranoid things are going to fall after seeing a YouTube video where someone's shelving came right off the wall. Holy shit, you are so beautiful, even by model standards Do you maintain the Matrix That's a pretty accurate representation, except I have stairs to walk down. I highly doubt UsedJesusCondom 100+ MPH? Are you guys NUTS??? ... Question is, why haven't you killed them with fire yet?? Why...would you let cashiers stand? Wow, if things are supposedly that far off for actual protein powders, how can we trust the nutrition facts labels on our food? Creeps me out when it devolps a head and opens its mouth At least three of these are confirmed fake, but there were also some utterly cringe-worthy posts I've never seen. Especially that last one Great Scott, there are more than I thought That's weird as I was reading this a comercial for epiduo came on. It's really a matter of preference, but I don't know anybody who rocks at 400... Sister? When I first encountered this button, in need to leave the game but stay in the party (as in: rerun), I was like " Very cool. Maybe he thought you would know and wanted to see your reaction! Holy balls, a fellow aussie that ive actually played against Coke (and cans in general) are sold in a 330ml size. Exactly how big are Coke cans in America? I´m 27 now and because of the all shit that happened in my life I feel like destroyed old man. I was dating that girl for 6 years, who has daughter ( which is 6 now, so I´m like her real father for her. Also her "real" biological father has no interest in her )... Now my ex started to have some real troubles with heavy drinking, which finished basicaly with her being drunk nonstop, lost job, stop care about kid and ultimately cheating on me. Then of course shit happened and I kicked her from my flat, but now, she is like close to be homeless, no money, no job and her new amazing boyfriend is beating the shit out of her. So little girl is basicaly living with me, because mother is not able to take care and father doesnt want her. I have very stable and good income, I have my own flat and I have no problem to take care about the girl, I love her so much. But still its very hard for me and I feel very tired Yup, you're referring to methamphetamines like Ritalin and Adderall, which are Schedule II drugs. I stick with a schedule IV drug--Nuvigil--which apparently still has street value since it's being abused by college kids and financiers on Wall Street. wow i wasn't expecting that result at all I think ~€700 is way too much money for a gaming console Nothing Maybe I should try it. Its Deep If you're 18 now, and your album is 2 years old, doesn't that make this cp? Dude 397-366. ITS pretty damn good MMR. I would say my MMR is not good enough when i am in silver 1 and getting +6, because i have 3 more loses then wins. But this guy, deserve fcking Gold da faq Maxed out a few of my most-used sets last night with my stack of 114 Meldspare Ores - I burned through ~1.4 million zenny in a couple of minutes How is The Black God's War? I picked up the "demo" version of the book (up to chapter 15 or something?) for free but I haven't started it. The first few pages were very... religious. TIL Lanaya has less range than Doom I played Halo 1 for 4 years, Halo 2 for 4 years and Halo 3 for 5 years Lol, he was banned from my Country, Germany. That's kinda hard to accomplish Come on guys... How am I supposed to add you on Steam to trade you a copy of the game if you don't leave your Steam ID's..? I searched 5596 and found only a single account that hasn't logged in for over a year. I swear LoL references weren't this widespread on Reddit before I started playing. What do you mean by that? Very easy to stream anything if it's on your computer. all of my wut thats yankees? What did you do to make it look bad no, on account of all of the fur "He" ... and you do? Needs more recognition ? He is a GSL champion and has been playing well You take Reddit seriously? Wait what...they played 2v0 and took longer than you to finish? Your parents would do that? I'd have some real problems trusting people after that Times running out dude... No, it's "Snoopy Strong!! OH GOD YES edward cullen is that you? I can't stop staring at this My grade 12 yearbooks front cover (in 2011) said "cool story *schools name*" and on the back it said "tell it again" I'm Almost 1000000% sure that my xbox 360 is plugged into my tv with an hdmi cord. which would plug into that hdmi port...whats the big deal? gg!!!! Snoopy god!!! ( Sort of changes ones perspective to imagine that everyone in the Star Wars universe is only slightly larger than an ant. 666 *I'm from Val-d'Or too.. thats freaky Goodwill hunting... Uhh. Ohh. Went So....do we support the Empire or the Stormcloaks? Or maybe Stormcloaks are the new Empire..... New Saron... wtf? Clean or not, this is brave. We all know what goes on down there Is that even possible? Of course workers are a limited resource Sounds like something out of Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror This subreddit has given me so many laughs, I honestly had no idea fainting on the subway was a completely natural 1st trimester thing. Empty the outhouse at the summer cabin I literally JUST bought a skeletool. Like 5 minutes ago... the author of that uses via... as an ice cream topping Do you live in the third world Yes, this! That was my first clue. I then had my husband look at "purchased" (so I would still be surprised) and it said I received it already. You leaving what now? Drivers licence scan! I'M SO EXCITED I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW Old Boy was excellent. I had no idea it was based off of a manga though "greybies" that's what they are callin them. you want to check this during the game ? no, i understood the sarcasm but it made me wonder how long it'd actually been, so i looked it up. blew my mind when i saw batman is over 70 yrs old so you are sad that restrictions dont restrict you from playing the way you want? What is? *Surgery?* Is it done with, like, a needle, or a vacuum tube? My dad's 6' 1" and my mom's 5' 5"... I'm 6' 5" male and still growing The thumbnail looked like a bloody paper towel on the counter and a pool of blood on the floor WAIT THERE IS ONE?! I just looked them up... $12/mo for ONE pair?! That's ridic. Watch dogs! banking stimulation Wait, what happened to Ubisoft? Most people that kill normally Honestly most 'family sized' meals I've opened up wouldn't even feed one hungry man let alone a family... WCS seems to have blown up the popularity of my name quite a bit thanks for wasting one hour of my live Why was I downvoted? love the cable management Sorry you're being downvoted. Being anything other than a lithe nymph means you shouldn't speak in public, apparently Do my eyes decieve me? Is this a gift? Is it an inspection your first gold SS was backup? dude why did you torture yourself so Holy crap! It's a general science class so it's a little bit of everything. Plus I joined what they cheerfully call "science boot camp" which means we're doing it all in 7 weeks. I love UUs. So open and accepting of others and their beliefs. I've been getting really involved there, doing volunteer work, etc. Really has helped me a lot, my whole life sorta got turned upside down recently, and having that space and sense of community has been *exactly* what I needed. Knowing I can rely on them for support during this really puts me on cloud nine. I teared up when she suggested the ceremony too. I *love* the idea...just I am socially awkward penguin. no exaggeration there ..I've been playing CAH on that website for a month, and I never thought to ctrl+f... But still people are just casually walking around the corpse as if its a pile of horse crap after a parade Wish I would have known this when my friends and I used to frequent our local 7-11. That's awesome. Also, we meet again............... You can't burp?!? Dem balls..... Dat comment history >cookie cootersAt first I was jesus christ Well. That may be true for you, but it doesn't happen when I do it. Not sure what to tell you **DEM HIPZ look at the eyes Oh my god, why does this sound familiar to me!? 'Fingered' has got to be one of the dirtiest words out there.. Always makes me squirm you maaad Then maybe it was the neighbor?? Guess I should have taken a SS of the battle on Waterson a couple hours ago. The skies were dark with NC air for hours. How Damn. That's one stinky shithole. They can't pay people enough to stick around. #### Holy gorgeousness, Batman! Your eyes look like the stars Always check the URL before clicking Reddit comments. It's exciting once you're on the pad and lifted up in one go, in this case a storm before the calm. It's blissful silence up there. Until you come back down he IS judging us. "pope francis says atheists can be good." aka judging. he can go fuck himself. i judge him to be a fag. probably a satan-loving fag. by fag, i mean homosexual, not a jerk. he sucks the dicks! WOW What operating system do you have? If it's XP/Vista then maybe it just doesn't support those characters? idk She licked the camera Future Han Solo. Friend of mine suffered from cluster headaches. Aka suicide headaches. She joked that labor was a breeze compared to that pain. They're actually called solar hits...and it burns the weed so your not technically vaping... Will this be in effect for the SCG Dallas open on saturday Maybe she sat in chili that she shat out Maybe it's just anal leakage HAHA oh man, don't want to be in the store when that guy is doing a book signing Wait a sec. Is this happening to you right now? LOL, the gold at the end made me suspicious, but i was like Thought I'd post my theory on the finale, mainly the last parts with *spoilers* (although if you're here I don't know why unless you've already seen it) John Hurt. My brother and I instantly started speculating on who he was (obviously he was a version of the Doctor) but which one. At first we thought maybe he was the Valeyard. This is basically a future regen of the Doctor who turned a tad bad, in the old series (I believe it was a Tom Baker episode) they bring the Valeyard back to put the good old Doctor on trial, because who could convict you better than an evil version of yourself? BUT then we speculated in a different direction. If you'll look closely, John Hurt is wearing Eccleston's leather jacket How come your PC evolved into a PS3 and not just a better PC? Terrifying I really like that bag I be like OMG so purple. You really say stuff like that to your friends and co-workers? Can't...stop...watching Sweet baby Jeebus, that thing is bigger than I thought. So Sharuum now has a two-card combo for ETB triggers... Just because I don't see a response to this and you might want to know Emperor? Since when did you guys have an Emperor? Wow, how old is he in that picture? He looks a lot like this kid at my school. Should tag NSFW because that is a pornographic image oh shit haha I just played this person I had no idea they were pro Dive watches, dive watches every where What's the still from? I wonder if the tickling would work for a girl Any suggestions on *actually* building muscles, rather than just the appearance of them? I've read you're supposed to eat a sh!tton of protein, but I knew a guy that did that and he got gout. At 26. so many Dean tears Yeah, now I see why you'll never go back. Oh sweet sweet Jesus... For a second, I thought you were one legged. Much appreciated! Not sure how that came about as it only showed one when it was posted through RES Man I'm glad you didn't. I had enough trouble with the VS Overdrive everywhere, let alone stoneshank in a mobile power-turret. ...Did you just create a new account just for this? I also tought everyone can do this A **Desire**? A good hard cough and surely that thing will pop out! Why do I keep seeing the piece of skull in the middle as a bear with wings Live Action Role-Play not really.. >So Sharuum now has *more* two-card combos for ETB triggers... sadly I've never been a fan of the girls in any of the games. I know half of it is probably because I'm a girl....the other I think is just probably cus to me they're not that attractive....I'd ask for the right piece of fanart to help change my mind but... but... but you are me... I think that the Usual Suspects has been the only time I've ever correctly guessed a twist ending. Also, I had no idea that the Terminator was a robot underneath until the end of the first film! you need vitamins for that???? And now its at a gray screen. I listened to this on the radio, that Giorgi guy seems pretty hardcore. He's "literally" Hitler? I think it's the type of starch or flavor compound -- overripe bananas just taste nauseating to me. The nerd in me just died and went to heaven. They're awesome Oh, that's hilarious, because this is exactly the reason I was looking for this place :) This isn't my first college, not even close lol, but the college wanted some documents faxed to them, either that or drive all the way there and deliver them in person (they didn't accept it through email I am absolutely mesmerized by this .gif Chill man, it's all good here :) Though to be honest, I may or may not have been on prescribed medication at the time of imagining... I'm eager to see the masterpiece you unleash. There were so many eyebrow raising moments I think it might take awhile for them to finally come down. Do you? Westboro Baptist Church ._.... And possibly uncomfortable levels of erotic tension. Why is there no browser history anymore? ya i guess it has something to do with diamond 1 yeah I was wondering if that was the case, maybe it's because Bloomingdale isn't a major street, it seems as if all the other neighborhood borders are on major streets. Maybe they got confused What is the chaser I'm curious too. Hmm Source? Link? Let's be bros! I don't have any RL friends that play. I will love to play you even 1v1 against witch doctor in your long lane... let alone 2v1.. The first one: ... is that cleavage at the end there? dude... that is just... Yeah that guy looks like working out is basically his job. Jeez, is /r/wtf only for gore or something? How desensitized are you fuckers that this isn't considered WTF? Dafuq...?!? This is too complicated for me, I would freak out just looking at it. Trigun with updated animation? That'd be amazing, I can't even imagine Agreed, lol BUT DOESN'T YOUR SQUIRREL DO ANIMAL CROSSINGS? Wait gum is bad for keto? I read that as you eating and pooing out the pennies to keep them: "all the ones I catch in my mouth and shit" Someone snuck up on him and took photos of him sleeping? IDK what happened here... this is easily the highest vote tally I've gotten yet for doing that copypaste, and everyone else saying to read the FAQ is getting downvoted. It's a lot more phallic than I realized. Anyone? Since she loved streaks it would probably have 4 missile slots... That sounds incredibly normal. #### No more commenting for you Fan death In others you're squatting on the bowl and just shitting? What about the piss That just blew my mind. What strange kind of complicated Lovecraftian shit that might be happening on quantum level. Idk, but the girl on the right (his left) seems to have some kind of "buldge" What was in Gennys eyes? Its too fast to pause on lol. Looks like a flask? What do you mean by that? Yea, I thought so, too. But also the first few panels look like Calvin was added in... like the female isn't interacting with him correctly... It makes me wonder if someone took a Liberty Meadows comic and then added the Calvin parts in. Dear lord Uhhh I am not Suppy 15pm Yea, because that is obviously an option Wow, I never thought Sweden to be capable of riots. I'm guessing it's mostly angsty lowlifes or something? Or are average people rioting too? I remember when I found out what an episiotomy is and how frequent it is necessary. Oh, yea I know. Sorry, I dunno how to fix that >_< I've been looking cause someone in a fb group I'm in pointed it out but I can't find an option for it The Boulder is confused. I don't think I even understood the magnitude until I had to count it out just now. God bless you! How great it is not to get shot while you have to shit 98mph. *Cannon fire.* YES, the way Scarlett was crying and screaming when Deacon was crumbling, oh my god. I really felt like they had been there and through the dark times before I happen to own a Mei Dakimakura Surely there is more sneaky in store... I'm waiting for it.... I wouldn't have known that was from a game if i wasn't told Don't be shy, a new gastro pub opened by me and I saw they had scotch in their cabinets. I'm still getting over the shock of $24 for green label V...v...VGHS?! I stand by what I said. HOLY CRAP I went to college and did theatre with that Big Gas Man. I'm looking at my bank account wondering the same thing. So quick Why can't I upvote you more? I feel like everyone saw him on the same night Allstars Start at 1 AM EST time You know, I have never seen an HD that I liked. But that bike is sexy as hell. So... what'djya have? >What operating system do you have? If it's XP/Vista then maybe it just doesn't support those characters? idk do you not? Woah, I didn't really take it seriously. You mean it? Dropships Wait did you honestly not realize that it was used in this way? My parents probably did to be honest, I am not 100% sure. I was supposed to be staying at my friend's (which I now have disclosed is my girlfriend's) apartment, and she was trying to get ahold of me as well. She was in contact with my parents. Thank you, I am actually very glad too. I saw what is the product of what would have been had it been worse, and I wouldn't be here today typing, I can say that much. Holy shit. Yeah, way to inspire trust in the legal and educational system: *"****EVERYONE*** *IS JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO SLIP UP, AND THEY WILL TRAP YOU NO MATTER HOW INNOCENT OR NAIVE YOU ARE!."* "wanderguard" sounds like the name of a product that prevents them from escaping... Youd friendzone yourself? Nice haha. Sorry about the confusion Wait....where's the pun in this comment? How sure are you this wasn't animated and porn? Gotcha. The ones I have are 8.5" Berlin. He irritated me more than any of my exs, and in the way that my dad irritated my mom. That's when I realized I was heading down that same path. My parents gave me a computer that was running incredibly slow, I had found that Norton had used every last byte of space, and I don't know why. Had it fixed within the hour... They decided to just buy a new one ....what me too. first time playing, eh, just like any other rpgs in the era. Came back to it 5 years later when it was already the age of psx. Wow they did a good job with the graphics and story writing. another 5 years past, holy crap this game is amazing Do you start speaking to the person in Korean and they make this face > Assumptions are based on speculatory information, nothing weird about that " damn i cant spell James Crawford has the same birthday as I do. Not the same year, but the same day of the year. And he only made it to my age. well i view it as petty because he only got a ass whipping......if i was a gangbanging lamo like him then he would have been shot....i dont like guns or weapons though. killing people hurts At least he has a soul. So I think I was the 1666th up vote No, not like Tebow thei look great on u, not sure they are ment to be wear like that That sky Oh, so that's what that was on my controller... I never knew How on earth do you operate on 5 hours of sleep a night? She looks more masculine than he does How'd you get the stardust shadow for that cheap? Honestly, I'm not sure. I think they're all pretty long if you ask me. That's what I loved about Dragon Ball also. Never watched bleach why the fuck i read this like Mr Torgue from borderlands? I thought everyone loved Windwaker when it first came out. Bowers beach looks nothing like metropolis Funny enough, me and my boyfriend did the same thing Holy SHIT Stanley is a fucking MOUNTAIN. Does he do any kind of MMA sport in his spare time ? Wow that stage with the champs Someone else who listens to Little Dragon?? Oh gosh...I still own a French Horn, but I'm not sure I remember how to play it since it's been a good 15 years. Chinese level detailed cosplays didn't the Chinese invent the fu manchu That play holy What if maybe it represents the Targaryens that are alive... I didn't even know they had numbers. oh my god that urgot getting "caught" was so nasty Wtf is right... What the fuck I have no idea how to mass message everyone via reddit... Gin wasn't really a good character. He was just kind of out for his own objective so maybe more neutral ish? I guess That q holy So, go back to the store and lie. Fantastic advice. You can get degrees on Lady Gaga and Beyonce. How is that even possible! `style.setProperty('display', null, null);` doesn't appear to be working in Opera at least; maybe set `'display'` to `'block'` instead? Also why is `setInterval` called every second? Blue isn't my favorite color... It's actually green Its in portsmouth va right outside of norfolk...unless your a terrorist its not Ehrrrr It's the summoner hence summoner spell Oh sorry, it was the only title I could think of at the time. I just found this so funny, idk why! This is kinda creepy.. This setup, fridge and house is almost *almost* identical to mine.. I feel like it's depressing for me cause I don't need to map it out to realize that all of my friends and acquaintances can be linked back to 2 people The contents of Sakura's thought bubble remind me of McNuggies... Not as bad as the guy at the gas station today. He said he woke up to his daughter asking "Daddy, did you have an accident." Sure enough he did. He pooped himself.. and his wife. ( What the heck is the third nationality mentioned? I see Irish, French, and the last one looks like 'fatart' peak is 120,000? from what i've seen its 250,000 to 300,000 Every single person I know who has owned a VW has had nothing but trouble. One person I know still owns theirs and it is only 10 years old and the interior has all turned to mush. Like, the plastic stuff is all melty and mushy and covered in stuck on dust and debris or has fallen off completely. Ahhh. My exboyfriend had the same experience. He use to do things like eat cereal with heavy cream instead of milk because his mother used to make him do it when he was living at home. It use to make me so sad, because one of the reasons I thought he was so attractive was him being tall, and skinny. You know, with really lithe muscles Yeah, I figure he does. I work in web ui, so just afraid ( I can't believe nobody else is pointing this out. Everyone's talking about the cholesterol, nobody's talking about the fat... How small is your screen? May I ask who would be "in" your dog? those creepy hands.... Aw damn!! I hope your laptop screen gets replaced or that you get a new one soon! I know how much that sucks to be without a computer. Mine crapped out on me a while ago, and I just managed to get a new/used one for Christmas this year 2 years later. ... fuck all these women. You're adorable Yeah the force of the crash could have popped it out or maybe unlocked the clamping lever. I took a spill yesterday that pull my front tire off the rim There is no way it could possibly take that long. I found a plan 2 days ago. My first one. It was called something like Crimson or Pirate something something. Anyway, they crafted like iLvl37 legs and the crafted items were only selling for like 15k on the AH. I immediately thought it was worthless...however, the plan itself sold for 26million gold. Are... You his sister, or brother? ... extreme right-side mono sound? Why does it have to be "a homie" visiting his friend? This is about mugs A great idea. Unfortunately, look how much flak they're taking for 500GB drive. Could you imagine if it was a 120 or 250GB? I accidentally made Alistair when I first created my male character. At least what he looks like in Origins, rather then his older appearance. Then I created a male avatar and my younger brother looked almost identical to me. August is merely the current prediction for orders placed NOW, orders made earlier in the year wont take that long. I have a friend who is in about the same place as you, order number wise. It's not even 1,000 units after mine. shouldn't be more than a week or 2 after mine at MOST. Nope, it wasn't chance, and it wasn't god. My imaginary friend has a plan for us all soooo...which is it???? I'm wondering why all the words are capitalized They're up to $17k now. ._o_O_0_ dflove stands for Darth Federer love?! There was a link It all makes sense now! that's pretty ominous... like the apocalypse was comin' down on the twin towers. That fed Darius Bot i didnt knew who is PDD was until now...this guy is a beast Wizard's Fire I am also partial to body hair! And rather impartial to how it looks when it's growing out from a wax That reference haha yes, I am a big fan of LostType... I think i have already over used mission script though You can't utilize a damaged bill. For some reason it used my Youtube Picture for the Reddit image... Sorry about that. That image is about 2 years old Thats a thing?! Wow, I was just about to ask this right now. It's supposed to simulate a gentle bite on the neck. It's how dogs establish their dominance hierarchy in a pack situation. In order you train a dog you have to establish yourself as the alpha. I don't think being a scaredy cat is a sign of abuse. He's not afraid of people he's just gets spooked sometimes if you surprise him and he was afraid to climb down stairs because they were open underneath. Also I think it's just for training him, not a permanent thing. It just looks like a torture device, but he's fine. I'm a biologist and I've studied animal physiology and I'm a dog lover. People are over protective of dogs sometimes. Like the girl who owns Sinatra. I don't think she'll leave him home alone for more than like 3 hours. I saw a show where a woman bought an air filter for her dog that had allergies Why never common very but hardly felt numerous times where i would wake and see that an erfquake hit and im like " So many resolutions, so little time felt like justice to me lol u rob my house i cave your face in.......i mean he's alive but i believe i taught him a valuable lesson. dont rob my fucking house I apologize for that That is one MASSIVE post to go through right after I've had an exam No, nor your fault. so im a thug for beating up a person for robbing my house lol this site is full of cowards Is that an offer or a command? What does that have to do with religion wow thats an amazing number im not sure if bams are more vulnerable in JTera, (apart form having less hp) but that thing did dmg almost like my non crit fireblast (161k You see a guy Getting attacked my a zombie and you notice his beard hairs Is that real or edited? I think my mom started giving my siblings mashed carrots when they were about 5? months old, just in addition to nursing, so that they could taste solid food a bit. And then potatoes a bit later and fruit mush (without additional sugar). I think that's the normal way to start tasting solids in Finland. No way any juices or anything with artificial components. I don't see any point at giving your baby juice but it's not really meat You neither upvoted, nor downvoted. I am not sure how sarcastic you are being. Did wings obtain some African heritage in this picture Wait... What? These are REAL?! I interpreted the Eminem - "my dad's gone crazy" in my ass Sleep with... both eyes open. At first I was like......psh this isn't disturbing, just normal hood rat shit, then I was like I was like LOL. Oh Image #160 ...now I'm imagining Doc being an 'arrow' cushion. French door to a bathroom? Cole just picked two players each twice his size at once An electric type with drought. Very cool to see the video. Too bad it seemed to backfire in the end I'm loving it too! I have such a massive backlog of RPG's on it though! All of .hack g/u, all the FF's... Suikoden, Drakengard, you just.... put your dick in it. Why so touchy? My town is so covered in them right now I'm beginning to think its some kind of bug apocalypse Damn.. Crosby's nostrils are HUGE on mine it's shift command 3 My mom is the same way...she made us go to vacation bible school and be in the Christmas pageant...than she stopped when we were about 8ish. We never go to church, don't have bibles, don't pray, don't do anything religious. Than randomly in the store she'll let me know "god is always listening if you need to tell him something." Hi and welcome! Enjoy your nap. :D Also, I didn't know Farmville was still around. I remember playing that way too much back in 2009... I was born in 1993 Wow I always hear them referencing the eugenics wars but didn't realize they allegedly happened that early ( presses B button ) I will never let you evolve Fixed I will never forget the day that my mother smacked my bare ass in front of four of my closest friends for getting a single D in "langauge arts" in the fourth grade. Unless you get stung by a shitload of botflies on your back Those cheeks! Isn't that where the Lockheed Martin Facility is located? Is that a boy? I have never seen a rainbow on any meat product of any sort.. ...Season 2? What if your dog's like come brother we must splash the water; when in fact you are the one thinking about 'digging' the water. \\( I removed it three hours ago It'd probably be best if your SO not know about the "poking and prodding" of your mother-in-law, as well. how is playing Annie any more honorable? 79% you're fast Note to self. Don't anticipate something so hard that your balls get sucked into your stomach. Skylar? Old sport! I'm reading a book and occasionally checking on here for new posts =P it's midnight where I'm at McLovin?!! Let the bodies hit the floor.. In my ass Is no nobody commenting on the (probably plastic) gun he's holding because the photo was taken in America? Why are you licking your eyeballs? The snoozeberries taste like snooozeberrrieesss... O_o ... I predicted that doublelift penta What do you do when you encounter a teemo adc? WHOA! I hope someone gives you something! What a horrible mess! Jeez, I take a nap to wait for it, wake up and it's over Those things have f/2.6 You're switching to PC and you're excited about the console commands? Maybe he had too much /u/PANCAKESandSYRUP_ Just found this out as well through this post, and **wow** Stupid question maybe but... Why the hell is it rotating around a point which is not at the symmetry axis? One of my exes asked me to stick my finger up his butt So where does the water for the canal come from? Here in the UK, canals are filled from partially diverted river flow. But that canal is higher than the river. Holy shnykies they take their cosplay hella serious. Wait HON is like Dota 1.5 how could you be that bad at Dota if you played HON I'm a young sneaker fan and this is my problem. I have about 4 pairs that I'm a scared I'm gonna grow out of but I've been this "size" for about 2 years now... I have no idea what I'm looking at You have completely shaken my beliefs his u's, n's, and h's are identical 1 week and 2 days left till my due date. As far as being prepared, we have everything but the baby lol. I'm starting to get scared of labor What if his wife...is the cat Oh my god... it looks like you could rub the hamon off with a cloth. He said the same thing ...that second one...actually made me laugh Secret messages why? Think of all the possibilities this could be used for i.... was your cat shanked in the butt by another cat? Had no idea there was a 2nd one has no one seen the white stuff on the door? We should be keeping an eye on Area 7! Holy shit its already right next to 9, the inevitable could happen at any moment! mother of god You hit the nail on the head. Bella was so repulsive, why would anyone like her, let alone fight over her? And that baby name. How the heck is that link purple? I've never seen this before What time is this game on? oh my god i cant believe what i see...... its scary because you actually gave us evidence What, really? You type it in again and it turns off; it was like a toggle No no. I never said that. Man that was quite the drop The cherries absorb the alcohol to become death booze cherry bombs. wowowowo im drooling over here. pure sexiness Is it just me, or do I see Worgen-style houses and Gurubashi Arena in there Dat ass He was always better than WildTurtle WHAT?! My life has been an illusion all along Granted! But he/she has a tiny pee pee. ( Give me some links please. I'm on reddit for like 25hours a day, I dont know how I have missed this. Maybe my brain just skips retarded threads like that Well they are old I had a dream that I was pregnant for the 5th time. ( Yeah it's incredible, but it seems it wouldn't be possible at a human scale with this technology. But as for these tiny little projections, you don't need a surface. The image just coalesces at the focal point of the lens Thanks but the streamers I've seen so far are linked with GameFanShop and Arma 2 CO is $39.99 in their store no eyes Wow this is awesome, good work! and is that a SPIDER Damn that sucks. And I thought my 70-200ms sucked. Whenever someone says "hehehe", I picture an old man staring through my living room window and rubbing his hands together... It's... so... green Jesus god, the music.. hes just winning a phone where the hell are you getting 16 double chest lol I totally forgot about those... You sound like you need to be on Family Guy. Could you please expand on this? I'm intrigued by your glorious idea I didn't start showing until about 21 weeks..so yes. To me, this is weird! This post makes absolutely no sense to me as a BMW enthusiast .......... Wow, I've never seen a guard carry one of those in the game. Moreso than the whole hiring a hit man to kill her thing? This, I was offended by the title and I'm not even adopted. Someone deemed it was okay to put religious texts on weaponry? For a digital copy?! Imagine if all of these people sought out btc instead... Oh God I don't wanna think about it Wow, not popping, but pretty good What baffles me the most is - how can propeller and a wheel can be patented But doesn't hydrogen only have 1 electron? So the electron was in ALL of those places at the time of the picture? Hello, Amber Berber. 3GB file Wow. Woah! There are presents? All I give my mom is a card, sweets, and slave work. Couples practice this too? <3 Sloth has been a major part of Neopets from the beginning. I think I know this girl As an EU citizen I have to say: WTF? Data is data, you use it however you want and you pay for it. Why the separate "tethering data"? I'm not sure that's really the case...I've had so much laser that I don't really shave my face anymore. No terminal hairs grow. So either there's this permanent cast (I'm pretty sure I have a discolouration in that area from birth) or I better start looking closer at my face in the morning You know what bugs me? This is the first LP to get a positive number of upvotes. And hell, 7/0 in an hour? Only XP Oh god use in place of cinnamon to reach the next dimension of baked goods What's that in the rear window? Violet lost vs Grubby Omg! im soo sorry. How's that even close to passive aggressive? >Huh, ya it is. Just looked at it in chrome and it's all blocky too. idk why Firefox is fine though. And this one says 2 hours ago, because I once again didn't check. Must check all the damned time gah Hes famous for multi tabling but you dont see many people playing 12 tables PLUS 4 tables of Zoom, never mind at these stakes. Also 2 of the tables are HU Only one of them looks like they could be a girl for sure, and that's only the long hair. Those look like gunnars *blink blink* I played Diablo 2 by myself and with a bottle of lotion I do. I do indeed. A $3,000 personal computer with less processing power than today's digital watches. I'm sorry, mind's the first thing to go as we age. jesus seems like it is getting more and more frequent I'll be completely honest, I didn't read a single word of this post... but it looks AMAZING on this subreddit because of what the CSS does to your tables! hahaha, we are one! Hmm... interesting, I hadn't thought of that before. I'm not a fan of alts, so I was thinking of just enrolling my main in factional warfare and plexing in friendly space while PvP'ing in hot space. I can't really see any advantages of staying *out* of a FW corporation if I'm going to be in that space anyway - wouldn't it just be doubling my potential hostiles? I mean there's nothing stopping a FW cruiser gang from shooting a neutral Tengu on a gate. Maybe it's the pimentaco in the glove box which was alive I love BotRK on Trundle. Their tanks initiate into your team, you separate them with E, you pop W and R on them and shred them with over 2.0 attack speed. Nice! But...June 1st? Are you a time traveler I'm ... uh... kind of into that sort of thing. Shots fired towards Korea doublelift eating them words wait, this isn't /r/nottheonion??? My eyes actually did one of these: Not even close to being the rarest robots killed during halloween Angels in the outfield was real I talk to myself and become one with the game Wow...just wow. we are all worms Carthage. I didn't even get to attack Rome yet.. :'( Epirus wiped them out in only 14 years Woah.. Hello! So..sci-fi..space..do you by any chance..like Star Wars I Thought The Best Part Of Waking Up Was Folgers In Your Cup? I Thought The Best Part Of Waking Up Was Folgers In Your Cup? And CN... That's a gigantic bowl. In my experience you need roughly a round of coals for every 10-15g a bowl holds Give up no kills, no dragons, and no towers.... fr0d0b0ls0n, do you playtest it as in you already have the hearthstone beta?? That's quite disturbing MOM THIS STUFF MAKES ME FEEL WEIRD. No new deals, so the Army of Entitlement Downvote Brigade is out in force. Whoo? Wow, bears are like dogs. Imagine if back in the day humans tamed bears instead of dogs... omg my name is on a reddit thread with suppy... That's a really good first car I've been playing so much the past 2 days that my three fingers are numb and slightly indented (even when I wake up the next day) Is it bad that I think he's one of the least unattractive people there? Am I the only one? That is one dapper corpse. ahahaahhaha thanks man. That was pretty funny. Yeah you're right maybe I should look for some comebacks Yeah, that is his name. I don't really know how well the messages show up but I try to do unique ones for every song or book I gift. I hope they make you smile or laugh or both Never heard any of them before I've never seen anything like this Rebecca Black?? And on a Saturday?? I want I've seen this quote a few times and I thought it was satire similar to The Onion. Did he ACTUALLY say this? Hahaha holy cow, the E's from thresh on diana reminds me of OGN champion (dont remember wich1) when it was clg.EU vs azubu frost damn but that time he used alistar's headbutts so she couldn't go in HTC... *gaps* above the rest! Wowa, your the first person on the internet ive met from jersey too I first read that as "Bruised Fan Shows His Dedication" and thought the child was going to have a bunch of hidden bruises under the shirt. Got beta version, no problems. Checked for beta participation - unchecked I thought he said he turned into a parrot .........wow here i was reading and thinking.......how bad can it be.........and then i see this..........mind blown I think it's great fun, but the last day is a real marathon I think it's safe to conclude that Asia is the only one benefiting :D ... and maybe Hawaii Those socks The tub looks like it has an eye patch. I wish I could go somewhere else, and its a monday-friday doctors office so they all work the same schedule. Its just awful but not much I can do, at least needles don't bug me. I just don't like all the bruises it leaves behind. Some day when I have better insurance I will just stop going to that doctor all together. I was looking everywhere for this Wth, why have all the answers to your post been deleted? How did he make the first set if he had no hands to make them with? the scariest thing is that since it's probability, it could *never* actually happen... ( Thank goodness Smoky Joe doesn't know where I live Punishing someone for landing a skillshot. Dat last pass... one dies for it country in iraq take my money riot! although I was sad to see my fantasy garen x kat ship fall through (get it? lol). and dear god, when did tf and garen get to be so fucking sexy (plz stun card and spin to win me all you want lol, too much? /shrug) I tried to click the play button... i got disconected in lobby, after i logged in, reconnect button is gone " I don't get it? booo! D: I have my boyfriends CC Maybe OP took the picture from inside. I never see your ass on steam anymore, Dave. What gives This is actually really epic :D I'm not much of a tattoo person Joke ruined ...WHERE IS MY COPY OF CROSSBOW TRAINING!? Really I was just going to say... That is absolutely NOT how that works Gotta grab me some of that.......... I hope you don't get your morals from the bible... Oh yeah. Oh well, I guess the whole other dimension theory some of the other people have posted checks out. That or her jewel just wasn't needed. Maybe that star thing isn't even a jewel. We're being exposed to religious oppression as we speak in the US... It's almost like /r/nba is made up of, like, different people or something. And some of them might have different opinions about stuff. he just wants to *neck* a little... what the FUCK? that game has literal arrows on the floor that point you in the right direction? Yet there were democratic societies before Christianity even existed... First time playing, spent the entire day gathering resources. Evening fell, and I was like this isn't so bad, I don't need a fire! Then night fell, and Grue came. I was like **WHAT. THE. FUCK.** You can use bows? What if FBI is not here? Arma 3 VS reality but shows the reality pictures first. Good God, it's like that chevelle is wearing a soiled diaper. My stepmother actually **was** evil, it made me think of those movies as something I should've paid more attention to... Pics... or.... it didn't happen? really wow another TIL ( lol it was cool but I had no clue you guys all knew each other before Where / How on Tyria did you take those? i have to say this is kinda cool, but I'm honestly at a loss as to what the hell I would ever use this on. I take it that the idea is that I WONT have to use wires or solder to use this device, but then what media would I do this on? any circuit board I would just solder, any other medium paper/cardboard, I can probably just drag wires across it, honestly (i.e. as in a school project). So what is this realistically for..? Shit just got dark. Maybe they rated your message? lasers are fully charged Why the music? You have to be online to accept the friend request. Log into your account... Immovable object, unstoppable force. Who comes out on top That image made me feel so uneasy... Are you me? I'm still extremely nervous and shy around my female friends because it was taboo for me to talk to them as a kid. I'm 24 years old. well that was...interesting so one of the scariest bot lanes is back wait... you're right It's like you're a mini-me. WHY SO SERIOUS?! In all the video's I've seen they are hitting the assist after the buster, before they relaunch. interesting, here in Brazil, there is a 10% service charge, that is not mandatory, so if the place have a shitty service you just don't pay it, this 10% goes to all the servers and the kitchen personnel, and usually when you have a great service you leave a tip, but nothing like 17% tip What is that supposed to be? Oh geesh Hey, I am on day 3 of the HMR medically-supervised diet... any wisdom to impart? I feel like I'm going to go crazy. Hey! Awesome job! I am on day 3 of the HMR medically-supervised diet... any wisdom to impart? I feel like I'm going to go crazy. Full disclosure: it probably was just a runny nose, but the meme flows better without using the word "nose" twice 1 turnover in the half New spell icons How are these facebook accounts named? damn, this shit was my childhood. is this fake? What if you just swich the caps Somebody give him some gold for the effort. The old guy from accros the riad was right This one is .50 cal, which was very scary for someone who was used to shooting a .38 special as their biggest shot OP for Omniknight! I can't cast bloody Purification on them for 12 seconds! I swear that Level 4 Repel kills more teammates than it saves Oh god, those eyes I read that as "and she honestly gets better every day. I'm also now two months pregnant and married to a man..." and was really scratching my head Am I the only one not having problems with the new drivers? Oh. I just got that, right now she also sent us bucket loads of choclate, gummys, and seaweed among other things I actually was up against an ashe who did this and took no care in killing us. Her support was very mad but she had gold generating runes and masteries as well. At 20 minutes she has 240 cs and a full build while I had just finished my Phantom Dancer. I was just like Never trust a skinny cook. Just needs your SOUL... the subtle wording here is so casual. The overall tone is amused, but you used castrate in lieu of neutered, and that makes it seem violent too Yeah, this is sad because when folks legitimately use these services people often automatically assume they're scammers. Imagine legitimately needing help or having a question and constantly being hung up on. OMG THIS IS AMAZING CodeIgniter has a lot overhead? Just wow Wait for lady to walk away.... "And that my little bro, is the kind of stupidity that is always trying to make people who know what they are actually talking about, look foolish. Remember this well, for they are everywhere... Ok. Two things. 1.) This is totally safe for work. 2). Uh, how do I put this gently? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER STOMACH?! This is actually hilarious. Edit: Also, 83K tweets It severely impedes my endurance, so I am trying to quit. I honestly have no idea how people can do both Those eyes. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight with this image in my brain. ok nice :D I just started up the game.. lets see if it works I am also intrigued Can someone explain what's going on here? Man! Your animations are so slick. I don't know what it is, but I watched that gate open a dozen times. I couldn't get enough of it. Maybe if you stick your tongue out and catch them on your tongue, it'll reset your flash "WormSlayer" would be an appropriate name for a woman too, albeit an inappropriate appropriate name if you know what I mean My tear started stacking right at the beginning... This video has more UPVOTES then the video has VIEWS hmm .. sad to say .. yes. *somewhere* Take her and run What's at the other end of all that? People in America don't fill their own drinks? You have to get a server to come over and fill your cup with water for you? but you *would* say that, wouldn't you What does Spam have to do with Hawaiian mustard I'm flashed Someone slammed a door down the hall of my building when i read the last frame. Damn near shit myself. That is fucking ridiculous and awesome. I've only had a quick look at it, but she's taking it all in including the base - fuck if that shit goes all the way in, she'd choke to death. Which cutscene did I skip where snake got a beard and a holographic sight? Is there a child sleeping on a bag behind him? I thought I'm the only Arab who play Smite!!! You guys should install a camera and capture who's doing it. Could be interesting. It's not? When they pulled the second one out, my eyes went from o_o to wow, i love lamps! how did you know :D how do you gift stuff from the store? >...It's the antenna. Congrats Canada for winning the Canadian hockey league! Upvoted for Kitty Katarina skin, not build itself /r/community, don't you play with my emotions. This better happen, or so help me Wouldn't surprise me Why are they at the coke table? Maybe it's not a good idea to go dance with the shy, quiet boy dancing alone. Crouch is ctrl by default It's part of the 'magic'. You wear the pants, put a coin in the scrotum and the scrotum will generate more coin. I wonder if the guy who 'dicovered' this just didn't know he had more than one coin in his skin pants? OP never answered back. ^^It ^^must ^^be ^^true. I started clicking the ok button waiting for it to go away. Is it only 4mp as well Thanks for the down vote I thought C0 was the strongest just out of curiosity, what would be a dress code that would exclude black people? I've always thought they could wear the same clothes other people could wear. i don't get it You're currently playing Dota 2 as I type this. ... Wait, what if your job's in IT? Stolen from reddit but none of my friends would look at me the same way they used to I want Xpecial and Doublelift in one team so bad Looks like tony 700 inmates 900 officers After I upvoted this I was immediately dissatisfied with the number changing... paranoia would make sense, yeah. A virus can't be killed as easily! Who are you stalking That sounds awesome! Maybe I should join Annie Wilkes, from Stephen King's Misery. I'm joking of course, such psycho That kinda distrubing knowing the fact alot of parents like this, its common sense not to do that and yet they do it Oh gosh yes! I work in a hospital gift shop and a lady came in on valentines day and asked "do y'all sell flowers? I was wanting to get something big and colorful for my girlfriend." And i was like 0_0 ... Well... weird. you really think Wade will be one of the top sgs in 3 years? I thought Dethcube already had a super ability of his own You would become the universe Mandream? My mom would wait... why the hell wouldn't they reimburse you immediately? Time to switch banks ...you do realize WaW didn't have camos...right? looks like he would move those 3 marines at the same time There's a "Back" button on Google? Do.. Do you want an autograph or something? Don't know you, no one knows me xD. But Welcome back. And you might wanna leave, before you get yourself caught into this I didn't even know these existed. It was I think I was traumatized reading that! I've never seen somebody with a username so similar to mine. well if they take the time to downvote everything you've posted. they are wrong plus they're an asshole. people really do that?? Also i might force you to do press releases and play free indie games for review Who spells out the numbers ("two," "three," etc.) on a grocery list? unless the guy monitoring likes what he sees... that guy must hit hard on mp10 Wow, that IS a strange place to find polish I can see mine, too. where did you get this So far it hasn't crashed... Normally if I let it idle for more than 2 or 3 hours it blue screens, I'm still skeptical and for the next few hours I will be playing games with my face tilted giving the monitor the eye ( i have never seen such a case ever Angry white guys And now everyone knows! Cause I noticed some questions (and my name And you made this assumption how? Not sure if trolling... Or teenager.. it's working for me That guys arms I just bought Red Dead and now its popping up on Reddit all of a sudden The fact this is actually possible scares me Sleeping Tree Sap .. Most of my characters like to get trippy And the Brownies knock off another top rated team I used to kiss my cousins on the forehead after they fell asleep Well srry assholes, y'all got trolled New in town, I'd be pumped to go and meet some new people....sign me up...or I'll just show up... Im gonna shank yo ass I thought I was the only one... Oh my god Why is he downvoted? This is part of the "rote" prayer cycle. Once my brain actually thought, "Yo, you know about biology and nutrition, wtf does a prayer have to do with this shit?" I was like He ATE his friends??? I recently saw a lady at a party who had overdrawn her lips. Like reeeaaaalllly overdrawn. The time-cube guy must have gotten bored and started hating airplanes. Also, I just checked OP and someone rejected an offer of 5 buds Is your friend possibly....hamster? >I guess it must have been a really popular manga then. There's way more hype for this than any anime in at least the past year. Yeah they're real fuckers to say the least. I have enough trouble with their standard cylinders let alone the twin. I'm going to need eye-bleach level 10 after watching that twice to understand what the hell I just saw. Yep. It was in Toronto and it was the middle of the night. There was a lot going on. A lot that I will never EVER forget. Jungle Kog'Maw? Sounds too much like GD's songs...except CL doesn't fits that style. But damn dem legs ...child eating her own placenta? 6-8 times a day? Oh god Zisteau your voice suddenly sounds ***weird*** without the usual mic echo Der gik 1.30 min før det gik op for mig at det ikke var en dansk sang The local Internet duopoly won't take your money? Wait, what? I bet they're so soft you also need people to man those guns ...where are his pants? miles is far as fuck son Vampires don't need glasses. Just saying. So many bridesmaids! Power wise I feel superman always wins though.. In numerous cross overs hulk hasn't even faired against superman, but who the fuck cares about that, those were the 80's.... Weird shit went on then.., especially thors outfit Haha... it's a stovetop espresso maker. My Italian neighbors turned me on to it. I just got mine last week after melting my knockoff Bialetti a couple of weeks ago. Forgetting to put water in it will do that! as am i Hahaha. $55.00 cab ride from Minneapolis perhaps? dafuq did i just read WAIT. You guys even tip people for bad service? Lmao I was like wait... I don't have the extreme wetness issue but last night SO gave me a "grilled cheese sandwich" that made me orgasm so hard I thought my entire body was splitting apart right down the middle. Felt kind of bad for our neighbors I feel your pain. Yesterday my lvl30 DH died. Just as I entered the game, ported to KD2 and vaulted into the first room (thought is was empty) my friends screamed in TS "no no no, act3 nightmare MP1 is too much for us!" the walls from the pack jammed me and I was like "what Good lord almighty. It's worse then I thought! gzzzzz. holy moly. those combinations sound sick my problem is that there are STILL NO GAMES. Wtf, I would play this dang system if i could just purchase a game I can't believe your package got their faster than the one going to CANADA! should i trust you on this? Wut? I am left handed and didn't know about this, thank you. I was shitting while i read this. i was freaked out something would grab my ass I agree, the new harvesting tool animation is pretty bad. It also makes a **sound like you were hitting metal**... so weird Who says fifth pick is a better adc than fourth Your mom would have beat you for a simple question? Hmmmm.... Where you from... You sound like you know exactly what happened how did a cat not notice the door? U jelly? I'm envious. I am certainly not well rested. There is also a patron saint of drug cartels I haven't watched a single episode on television nor will I. It airs on my night to grocery shop and dine with friends its surprising to see about 950 compendiums sold in last 4 hours You know what I just thought to myself? "Today isn't Tuesday silly, why are they posting.... oh." thumbnail made me think she was pregnant...it was weird its not a watermelon... And don't forget the legs! I often forget to sunscreen my legs and one year I was on a boat and burned my thighs dark enough that I had a tan for over six months afterward... Take it back ... we skipped #122 because the mod who did up the new challenge post was half-asleep when he did it and apparently can't count. I've seen this so many times as a kid, and I still don't know what I think of it Drunk women touch my boobs. All the time That video.. I briefly clicked through it.. what the actual fuck. It is? Trixie is prettier than most people Can't wait $120 on a Sno-Wovel. Got it the year New England had over 6ft of snow in 30 days..... Not bad...but that music? looks good. Cute dude uhhh wat. Why was it all colorful? Tricks on a slalom ski. ....Reading through all of these, I just realized my friends' wedding I officiated a couple weeks ago has been pretty much all lifted from Pinterest can totally understand that - inherited a 15 gallon from my brother that was full of seashells, swordtails/mollies, and TWO "no fishing" skeletons/treasure thingies... really loved it but certainly changd it up once I had the means to do so (upgraded to goldfish and a UFO/alien decor that floated up and down! haha! mygad.... that was +20 years ago I just realized I ruined the whole secret part of it. Dear god.... You're telling me those glasses aren't one way? This is reddit, so I'm making the assumption that sharpie has been in someone's butt its the arabic Jeffry Star.... the world is gone.. How does that have anything to do with crime? without? Why would they complain about a $5 tip on a pizza delivery what's your secret? That hair ........ what is this about? Atsuko is in there It's funny because my bro works delivery driving and the majority who don't tip are white college students. Or do they? What's going on about all these 125s in Humberside? Are you guys a cult or something? Are those tamales? Just like the garbage cans dagger auto attack chain always does more single target dps since you will get a second wild strike off before the sword auto attack chain can finish What's the item at the bottom left corner? This would probably be the only reason I would play Minecraft Maybe allergies haven't always been this bad... Maybe plants are evolving to keep us at bay because they're tired of taking our shit. It's just there response to pollution... killing us slowly it just was incredibly, painfully, viciously funny. " ~~da~~ Michael " I didn't even know facebook had some kind of partnership program where you get paid money for posting shit ####Sumiko!!!! #### Maybe you were twins seperated at birth. ∑( Maybe it is Lost related, but we just dont know it yet. How would it only hide mine though? I've come across a lot of NSFW posts and Gore posts on WTF and they come up just fine... OR!!! Secretly we could watch together! Who needs a billion dollars to retire... how much money are you planning to spend in retirement Is there some place where I can still find it? Would he really delete something just because people don't like it I did it in the first grade. I've been dying to do it again. god if doublelift played as good as he talked shit he would be the best ad carry but reality is harsh lol. Keep talking Maokai support? just imagine how the child felt My thoughts exactly. I thought they were filming something in LA D: Another one coming up too oh my god that would feel so strange Aww don't be it's amazing this community- hahaha what horror stories are those? It contains Ash's ability to grow up Well, frick. I check back, see your update... I think this one may be the weirdest What is really scary is the pastor that married my husband and I totally talked like that... oh ok thanks dude because after i saw that i was like You paid for two years and never played? Yeah in one of the later seasons. 4 or 5 I think? I need to rewatch the whole thing, haven't seen it in nearly a decade. Kind of like he's....preaching....atheism! This is the first time I've ever been told knowing him was a privilege lol try being related to him ...that they...do? Oh no...ambien That'd be creepy if there were a dentist out there who actually did this secretly I want that dragon hat. Maybe asking, or touching hime would work. Shit... if you wanna suck some dick, i hapoen to have one on me. Haha! I kid.. Or do i? My pistons are coated with that Some of the best Wiz builds in the game take Hydra yaknow... I can barely handle it. Depends on how much you take/set and setting. If you have an ego shattering experience you probably wont know what to do with that vagina I can't wait to get going on this server, that sounds like a cool way to protect things Rice has never been a huge staple in my diet, it's always been pasta, but the videos and tutorials i'm finding and different pictures of peoples bento boxes are making me change my mind on that. Onigiri's are so cute and handy! I've googled a couple different tutorials on how to PROPERLY cook rice, i had no idea how badly i've been doing it wrong all these years I've never heard of a 75Hz monitor before You Brazilians WOW super hot and what a body!! grab him back. I think I dropped it... That couch is awful That was a werid response from Xpecial when travis asked him about doublelift. Maybe he was tired but i didn't really understand where he was going with his statement. Playing is fine by he gets ganked i play with 3 adc in 3 months wildturtle is good tsm will get better. Haha, thank you! I haven't looked too hard at eBay (obviously!) but the first one I came across this polish was a nearly $10 listing for a $1.99. Ikr, I've been on here for well on an hour. I should probably get to sleep, as I slept on the floor last night with a towel as my blanket and got about 6 hours of sleep After reading all the way down here, it was finally this sentence (Check your privilege) said without any sense of irony which made my eyes go I worked so hard on a [Gifted] post and you beat me to it! Had the same thing happen to me a little while back when I posted my first Munar rover. I messed up the landing a bit so I had just assumed it was because there had been a number of "my first mun landing!" pics around that time. I even avoided posting my replacement rover and an orbital (including my first Kerbal on a space station/first munar orbital) because I thought the community didn't want it You would think the US's views on terrorism would've changed by now mmm...chicken gizzards People play video games here?? at school eating Hey what happened to your old nick /u/Dickfore? When did you change it to /u/Dick-fore Lol. Yeah looks like I have some reading to do. It looks like its sewn to her belly. There is no way a vagina could be that high up Wait... genetic degradation? Dude. WTF is with your flair? My initial thought was "hey, I know her!" then I realized it was your account Are those teeth in the middle of his head? How do you motorboat an ass I don't understand this... I have the same poster, with the same frame, and the same colored walls. I know your pain It's the same on both ends. I've cared for patients on ECMO...it's just plain crazy depending on the patient. Sometimes two RN + perfusionist at bedside at all times. I remember taking my first ECMO patient to the OR for removal. Me (to the perfusionist): "So...how does this usually go?" Him: "Dunno...I'm fairly new (~6 months exp.) and they always die" Isn't C9 Quantic? You sent it already or are sending it? Lol, obviously missed the tone amid the sea of text. Impossible to express tone without constant :D's, =)'s, or Robin williams looks an awful lot like zach galifianakis.....both of their chracters are named ALLEN That's my big bro actually! What material is this made from? Crafting foam? Cardboard? I must know Hey! I have the same belt! 714 lbs Maybe if they didn't have to port all their games. It's never the same BEARD The star nosed mole will haunt my nightmares It only bugs me if they choose "Who cares/ wtf?" Why answer if that's your answer? Similar to what the people at my office said about crackle once... You have such great pulse to be able to do those lines! how is this even possible? i want this gif to be turned into porn That doll shoe is fucking terrifying!!! I'd imagine so, yes. I prefer listening to music (classical, mostly vivaldi) or, oddly, if I put on sound tracks of people talking or whispering. I don't get it, are you implying this is exclusive to republicans I don't get why GC is bad I refuse to buy any game made by EA - I haven't bought an EA game since the late 90s Woah, thats trippy How do you do any dungeon 15 times a day? I think I would have just slept in the bathroom that night. \( You think Azumi doesn't spy on you Why can't I escape this gif?! Everywhere, it haunts me I started reading this comment and thought it was something I wrote. I'm not necessarily terrified of settling down in a house and not being able to move anywhere, but I sure as hell am scared of it. Ya a 3 caudal lamellae. Definatelya damselfly nymph everybody knows that = GG!!! Snoopy god!!! Context: he was playing terran and I shut down his dropplay and went with some WP harass as he moved out. The game went on for ca 25 minutes, and after I feedbacked (?) two full medivacs he said "omg" and left. After that, I received this message. Oh and by the way, there was no attack at 5 mins Context: he was playing terran and I shut down his dropplay. The game went on for ca 25 minutes, and after I feedbacked (?) two full medivacs he said "omg" and left. After that, I received this message. Oh and by the way, there was no attack at 5 mins Hotshot, please ask him to join CLG, I'd love to see MakNooN in Curse Nothing helps divert attention away from suspicious activity like murdering your whole family. I might be missing something but can't you just craft rails for much cheaper than that? Had to take a second look because at first I thought it was actually ticking... Ammmaaaaaazing. Bad girl belly dancer/souped up bodyguard harem girl photoshoot is a must oh god, crazy dog ladies, that explains it all WHAT! Your usernames are kinda similar Haha nice. Based on your username though I'm not going to pursue a reddit meetup by a lot? ...you think "trickle down economics" worked? Sorry! I didn't even think about how people would interpret that until I people started reporting on it 60mg and felt like I was close to holing I was joking If I had admin-rights I would update that server so fast it would make your head spin. However, I am simply a software developer, and our IT department only does things that they can bill somewhere. (i.e. not "nice to have" requests) right before i upvoted this it had 1666 upvotes. Tails always has some pretty creative builds.. No surprise that he applies the same thinking to hair i thought this subreddit was for showing heels Huh? I NEED THAT BOWIE POLISH!!! I don't think I'll be able to get it though, I'm spoiling the first person in my Box Chain! You mean that that tiny thing could run minecraft better than my hp netbook? I'm actually not really sure. Maybe its cw and not ccw? "One-meter long penis" Didn't Paul kill people? That is a good reminder to add a disclaimer that really big cups sizes may be overestimates. So if I hypothetically threw 10 cats from Mt Everest and the Empire State Building, most of them would survive?? From the side of your face, you look like Yvonne Strahovski You just gave a plausible explanation for an event that happened when I was 12 and on summer camp with the boy scouts of the Netherlands. that girls arms broken or something When I found my kitty BooBoo and had to drive her home, she escaped the box while I was on the highway and I had to scoop her up, and practically squeeze her to death so she wouldn't crawl around the car. I was worried she'd end up under the brake pedal. WHA????????? ( wasnt this posted as success kid like 10 minutes ago Do I know you? Lizzy has red hair again. <3 Also, E-Young was almost unrecognizable with her new hair and has Raina's face changed again? Scariest thing I have ever heard is "what if I told you..." I actually just checked Steam and both L4Ds are $19.99 ..... This topic brings the racists out to play on reddit. Has anybody else ever wandered a thread in /r/news or/ r/politics discussing his murder? that's some serious g-force... came back to say, he's wearing a corset What platform was the fight on, and who was the person's gamertag? I think you might have fought me ............._ A photo of the Elephant man $440/m... That, that.... explains so much about it's "design" Didn't I already answer that? Wait...there's another gender besides male and female.... Oh wow, didnt know that. Sembra il Great Goblin di The Hobbit Easiest thing I could do -permanently modify my hair color to be my summer colors. But really, I'd just want this. I want the option to control EVERYTHING about my body. I would make myself sterile, have remote sleep and wake cycles, monitor my vitamin deficiencies... I'd also love to be able to see in infrared and ultraviolet spectrums at my whim. This would also make me much more capable in a dangerous situation... or in bed. I swore this was at 3200 points just 20-30 minutes ago. People *really* don't want this monologue to be chosen, eh? What did the Facebook message say? Are you POSITIVE he cheated on you? That price! A five-year-old without a water pistol? I daresay this is fairly uncommon, my lad. i shudder at the thought of uneducated netizens that only know the modern iteration of the silk road um... there was plenty of business in Toronto before amalgamation. This is a girl that sells panties here That explains the armored vehicle and unmarked cop cars flying up IH35 NB today... I know the penis position isn't due to the culture, but when looking for info on it I kept finding forums on how to get it pointing higher, and how much women love that or see penises that stick straight out as a sign of aging. Holy shit Even the store stuff you make at home? *suddenly glad she stopped getting the 'movie theater butter' kind I dont leave the house without a bra. I cant even imagine being on a trampoline without one How did this pic make you join reddit? ^ Best idea ever. I'm going to start working on that as soon as I'm done moving. Can't un-see! Imagine of they replaced him with Nick Anderson Thanks for the tip. That was dated from April but for the longest time (I had been checking frequently) all the sites I checked still had a TBA on the release date. And all the articles I saw recently about the announcement are dated May 17th Have you considered...keeping them on a leash while in porcupine territory? Totally agree... that buzzing is... well... let's just say for a moment I thought I had become an unwilling participant in a secret government test to subliminally induce extreme paranoia and rage in an unwitting populace most guys actually do number 4... especially the part about the finger pushing I see this exact view coming by /r/gaming every couple of days, just from a bit of a different angle.. That's the only thing I ever see about it. Is that really the only good thing about the game? Funfetti...I see those in the aisles all the time. It's 200% harder to make this work without border lines, for me at least... Does that mean that a wheelchair limited person should be allowed to play in the NFL? I mean, sure, he's in a wheelchair and it won't help a team win....but isn't it only fair he is allowed to play? Try r/airsoftmarket. This post is not an ad. Did you even read my post? Good Lord, Zimmerman I honestly have no Idea what salvia is. But by the way it sounds it's like a psychadelic mushroom. You must have had quite the trip. ( O_o)> <( I live in Australia, and I didn't even know that Oh wow! Aside from the fact that you sound really cool, I've seen you all over Reddit and had NO idea you were like nearly my next door neighbor this happens when I squat Kids and weeping angels don't mix I believe they prefer the term "Obese-Americans" now. Sweet lord this was already a few days saved up.. don't know if I can go much longer or make much more The teddy bear is watching in the corner.... Cheap date?! and as an unexpected side effect, now you can also smoke pole good (hey, SOMEBODY had to say it) hahh entretainin bro i like these meme things but thius is just another levle buddy Xd im now like just -> how can it be 10am after it was 10:30 am Same here. ( That looks like my high schools yearbook Yea, we've heard the joke hahah =D that would be crazy...but it could work Deranged ghosts of girlfriends? So, this girl hasn't answered me back in 10 mins..... I'm scared Earlier, the CBC stream told me the game had ended. >Ya I know exactly what you mean with the melancholic feeling. Although I find if I listen to a song enough times I'll be immunized from feeling anything from it forever. haha... so true! Hey, so yeah.... we can't offer you a living wage so you don't have to pack in with 3 other roomies in the city, but whooooooo check out our hottie admin and our ball pit and out gocarts and our climbing wall! Just smoke and mirrors to try and keep em from noticing that they're getting shafted on comp and equity Wait, how Exactly! Didja decorate the cake too? ....Why does it look like a really small piece of popcorn chicken? It all makes sense now... Really?! I feel like you're pulling my leg...because the odds of that happening without you being aware of the movie are pretty slim. I walked in one day and saw the little flyer and entered it even though the drawing had ended You know that old saying where it takes 30 years for something to be funny? Why hasn't that worked between blacks n whites My mom turned 60 this year and everyone outside of our (Korean) family thinks she is 30 Oh wow... my first thought was "what a sick bulimia joke" That chestplate looks absolutely stunning, imagine that in a texture pack... Reminds me if that scene from signs I seriously doubt that guy is the real HerO.. I mean that's just so many losses How do you know its fake So his dick's actually a Cthulhu appendage? I heard Da Funk last night here in Manila Who's "we"? If you don't mine me asking, who is Lucas to you? What would be my best bet for the CPU then? Hold off on the i5 and wait? Is that soon-ish? say what?!? how the hell can you wipe your bottom properly if you're standing up?! I've never heard of that before! thanks for the explanation, but all I can think of is that the minute Kegels gives someone a prehensile dick, humanity is doomed It looks like it's chewing bubblegum... this why it smells like fish? there's a roberto alberto? Er... no it doesn't? At least for me. If you need me to explain why they're bad for you, you probably have more concerns than just how many you eat. Christ I'd like to see your 10's No its not, and my apologies, its INPA pro card, my brain hasnt been working the past few weeks from lowering my carbs Still a bad joke The soft porn paedo version apparently Ah, are you guys *my* sisters? I call my younger siblings Ruby and Lolo Time flys man... I didn't think he was that old either. REALLY?! The new Pick/Ban Phase. > Do people actually consider Quakers non-christians? Ear still hurts. Starting to think it's not my TMJ but a for-reals ear infection. :-/ I q-tipped it this morning (I know I know, that's a no no, whatevs) and there was black stuff on the q-tip. >But it takes a little more than 8 grand to get me to switch sides.Speak for yourself! How do I get recruited? maybe because there was nothing wrong with it to a non-biased viewer even its eggs are cute Holy fucking fuck!! I just couldn't imagine being there and being a family member dealing with this obscenity Does anyone knows why Druiddroid is ignored by Dyrus? Looks just like mine as well, I was like "SALEM?!" they look weak, but are actually pretty strong I commend you for being able to play at those frame rates... It's like the box wine of liquor <clicks link> Wait you sit to wipe? Prepare for a black hole then my friend, it's older than EVERYTHING that isn't 17 yet!!!!! A palace for sex offenders.... This is Reddit, actually most surprised someone hasn't already. Eh. I would do anything for this games release..... We don't even need a why. Just because. I just realized that Oetsu Nimaiya looks awfully close to Love Aikawa. I bet they're related somehow I can't tell if he's a troll or totally serious Thanks for all the posts guys! Didn't think the video would get this much attention. He's over 2ft taller than me but only weighs 20lbs more I've never even heard of Dr. Chaos Oh woops my bad, I had 10K in my head for some reason quick question how many of these threads actually gt posted on lol forums Already? Wow. You started off with something that kinda resembles English, but then you just completely lost me with that last...sentence/phrase/fragment/whatever. And if Riot will do this, they would definitely put some other champs in the background as a hint of upcoming skins. Like "Casino Dealer Katarina" ? (I dont know how those girls called Whatever you do, don't google it. .....*sticky*? It'd be better to let them shoot me down? *O_ Wow, I didn't know that it was so fucked up in Berlin I'm not sure what you're saying here...? For a second I wondered why you were wearing a dog leash on the elevator... Genetics not being a ‘set thing’ is a problem for purebred dog breeders as well. All they can do is attempt to calculate the probability that offspring will contract the worst genetic traits from an inbred cross. Also, I would argue that most purebred dog breeders are also backyard/puppymill scenarios. Most of them don’t know what an inbreeding coefficient is. The probability that you will get an offspring from a bulldog x beagle cross with 100 percent bulldog inbred traits (which in this case would be worse case scenario) is impossible. Genetic variation always leads to increased allelic variation and decreased likelihood of inherited disease. As for personality clash – Thanks! Drums are programmed on that EP since we recorded it just before finding our drummer, but if anything our guy plays those parts FASTER Fuck me! 1628 dps!!!!!! I see. I have a roommate who is from Japan, so it's always thrilling to see the things she brings back on her trips. Plus, I live in a Japanese populated town so traveling there wouldn't be so harsh you know? I see tidbits of weird things like flavored kit kats, and I just want to see more of it--like all the crazy things that are considered normal there, yet are so weird here. The only thing I would **NOT** be looking forward to is the squat toilets. Amazing. Really nice body! this is pretty Are those actual numbers or hyperbole? Dafuq? I'm subscribed to 4 subreddits about adult drawings, 5 bondage subreddits, a few other NSFW subreddits, yet clicking here reddit asked me if I was over 18. Thanks, likewise. It does happen really fast You got friends??? You are on every damn subreddit I read How the heck do you fit almost ten THOUSAND people on one ship? He could pay for my College Tuition O_o .... Quebecian isn't a race Mass suicides if it turns out wisps get to pilot golems I had to use some force to get up in there... She didn't cringe or anything which made my eyes go Stupid question.... but what color is your hair? my eyes are like it's dirty blonde! red.... Blonde dyed red?.... With a little washout but still some in it? Foxy They didn't bother my containers last year though. Like, I had no clue they were gonna be this nuts until they attacked some existing perennials and ate all my seedlings Oh my goodness You shouldn't worry about the value of a comic book. Get it signed because its awesome, not because its worth money Depends on where you play. I draft and play EDH at a local bar during the week, and a playmat is an absolute necessity because or random drinks. A playmat is your surface that you always know won't be sticky or have random gunk on it (at least not random gunk you don't know about... Damn.... I'm at 11.0? how does this happen? Why? What am I missing? When the fuck those drop Gaffer tape How is this not directly gaming related? Well there isn't any other way to tell the two apart, for all you know OP could have purposely mixed up the name tags to fool you, and you would never know I picture cows with saber tooth tiger fangs Also, Link sounds like Chauster GAH! the synergy between link and nien initiating just looked so godlike. But... Zippers do have teeth Rice is delicious plain. Mine resolved itself on its own..I'm not sure how. It just works again ** what the fuck It's full of protein but *less* satisfying? I read that as Massive phallus Ive always loved climbing but the harnesses always put way to much pressure in a very un comfortable spot... In UK sizing there are no I cups either. We have an FA district? ** This is fantastic Really? This might be my favorite thing I've read, in the entirety of the website. Although I fancy myself a fantasy girl, science fiction, too, was still frowned upon for girls by the time I got old enough to be an avid reader. I remember carrying my first copy of Dune up to the bookstore counter and being asked if I didn't wanna go back and look at the Babysitter's Club books. meow This picture makes it look like mom was pitching a tent Who fucks who in that one Which way did I write? Has "Tony" told him to stop texting him in any other way? Because the creeper just might be deluded enough to misconstrue the meaning if he's not familiar with that saying. His response seemed to suggest that's exactly what happened wait, you can get just the 64 bit it gets harder from that? i almost don't want to know Relax. My comment was already removed Had the same experience, but mine wasn't as bad as yours. I didn't need to "search" my gf's vagina; she did it herself. You must've been doing it really HARD! Your handicap changed that quickly? Those eyes Something is happening in my pants It doesn't say I'm tmfunk.. 91-23-3 In favor of Nebraska / What's in it Awesome reference! That's all I hear now too... It's like fat aquaman got fed up and wanted to be Kisame. Why are you going to the bathroom to get a drink? I dont bat an eye because im too busy staring. I have wondered this, almost angrily, many a time. This hurts to look at >Google says yes. I don't think I've ever watched the X-games I just know they exist from youtube videos from them. I thought it was Suri Cruise.... I feel like I am the only one in here who hasn't seen accidental boob or whatnot so freaking creepy.... holy shit I didn't hear about that one. Now I'm afraid to actually use it Why is this in /r/wtf instead of /r/funny? wat Oh my goodness! wait...wait...Argentina has internet Oh. Well, shit. Baking **SODA**, not powder "I think 4Chan's more your speed." i noticed during my first whole30 all my poop was kinda green and just looked like... digested vegetables. is that healthy? someone told me a long time ago that green poop = bad He's missing his face, right? Do they ever pry the cooler off the inmate's grip? Is it a TRAP!?! Noise cancelling earbuds? Isn't that pretty dangerous in traffic ...8? Champion is a good brand. We have those here too. I shall report back! Hehe.. and I've decided to go down town someday and buy guy-underpants. Briefs! Its a trap.... Lol really? Where are you from? Maybe you do know me Why is Skyrim more pricey than Dishonored? "oh men i bought that thing 2 days ago OR a random dip bot. Give a scrap and get a random backpack item. Could be a hat weapon or .. unusual How did you make dem teeth? Isn't Eskendrid the zoroastrian dynasty? depends on what champ u play Hope this guy made it out alive That is the second time they misspell his name. Just happened to ONLY my team. Lost like 3 towers in first 5 minutes, but grinded it out and won Did we just become Blood Brothers...? You look like a dead ringer for a girl I used to work with. Damn you, you just made me stare I went to YouTube to search for a link to reply to something and the first thing on the page was an ad for Monsters Inc... I saw a piece on the tv about some crazy class you go to & just laugh Phantom fat? You're the first hunter on here i've seen that actually uses powershot.. I feel bad for laughing at this, but seriously, he was like Why you oversleep? Does this mean you get to reddit at work ??? Ever since learning about molecules in high school I have been DYING to see what they look like in real life compared to the models we drew for a year straight in chemistry. I can't believe they look exactly the same Yeah, I'm shopping for some boots right now. I don't like the idea of shoelaces flapping in the wind right next to that chain. Super interesting answer, didn't expect that. Now I'm just left wondering why the fuck filter it with cow bones instead of activated charcoal filter, or other non-animal filters. Who says I didn't? I can imagine the pulling of muscles now they get criticized for using a first round pick on 2nd round talent.... but the pick they used was 31st overall The engine to the left is as large as that Hilux.... WOW that is a good size reference. I find this setting completely confusing I love your actual desk! But you look like you're drowning in paperwork i live in oregon you have an adult child AND a baby? How much are the competitor passes? what the hell is that? I have like 15,000 Dota 2 keys! Or are you offering? ** seriously? Geez, do they seriously expect teens to memorize all of these magic ages? Happy 12th birthday, now you can have sex with a certain age range! Happy 14th, that age range just changed! Happy 16th, it changed again! Happy 18th, changed again! Under the guise that fair competition exists again. Uhm, how exactly does that work? Just stumbled upon this and wanted to post as well ... Wondering, why this doesn't get more upvotes And you are married already...? I never thought there would be a movie weirder than Funky Forest God, those pictures have a really creepy atmosphere. It literally captured these people's last second. This is embarrassing but a few years back I bought Pokemon soul silver. I was like 18 at the time and I hadn't played a pokemon game in about 5 years. I played until I beat the elite four in one sitting. I literally played for like 30 hours straight. I think they meant whether or not the kitten has been adopted. oh my... what on the earh would make you date hardware?? Hah! I also took Phil 310 in the winter with Hallett and it was even harder! I like everything about the NS11 right down to the look and feel and SOUND of it...I just seem to be terrible at actually killing people with it A baby would be MORE stress than school! i have had him for two years now and never noticed that! Hey How did you find me? Why is this purple I'm especially looking at you, Irvine. I drive to and from this place 5 days a week and, well, pull your head our of your ass and try to not plow me over in the cross walk. Just in case you were wondering, you are to stop before making a right turn. That's depression? I think I have that Where did the ball go? Holy crap. Octopodes. I will never be unable to un-hear that. It seems to fit so much I remember that He added me randomly on Facebook. Who has been stacking them? 15-20b on GAZED atm.. maybe more since it's +5 above average Well they are gonna hold a fan vote, so who knows. 4chan ..Furby Would you pay a small price for me to ship you boxes of baby formula? This must be the definition of motivational speech is there even a skip stats button? I don't think I've ever seen a game this balanced. I should start playing Starcraft. Wowee weewah... What champions were in the game? Did you really get that in the rare chest at pileus In current metagame? Yes =) For sewing, very little. I would say I am some what crafty and artistic so maybe it helps lol. I bought a sewing machine just to make riven lol. The hood took me 3 days to perfect, it was a nightmare No (Note: MH3U is my first MH game, so yeah, I'm kind of a newb) Lagiacrus. I'm about midway through high rank now, and he still terrifies me, particularly underwater. There's just something about his moveset that entices me to move exactly where his next attack will be nigh unavoidable. Pink Rathian almost made me ragequit until I took a much more defensive tactic, which was still really frustrating. Just fought Brachydios for the first time last night, and for the first couple minutes while watching/learning his moves all I could do was sit at my screen and stare like I'm going to go add that to my wish list. Just now Eat vegetables you're a vegetarian. Eat humans. Humanitarian? And yet, it's still only 4.7% of the GDP. Too much shiny i never heard that "historical accuracy" is one of their selling points Pebble Blue Verizon. Not the same generation. In fact, irrc AT&T had so many problems upon release with the Pebble Blue for AT&T that they recalled them (or rather withheld shipments) pissing a lot of people off because fuck white phones. These included issues with Battery, Glass, and support for the back and bent "sim slots" etc. These phones are apparently not all created equal Donny Darko just happened We were supposed to wear underwear? When was Safari 7.0 released? ..looks pretty clean to me It looked like he was going to use Kirin. That would have been extremely overkill at that point in the series >I had to look that up to see if it was really that bad. And it was. lol, I had no idea this was a thing. >I looked up a video of it. That's really bad. I'm surprised I didn't hear that much outrage over it. Or maybe I just missed it. Yeah never again, one of the biggest fights of our relationship >I don't even know what my favourite movie is. I'm pretty sure in the MAMA album they were base dps of my manti is 1308 I got a Buffalo Bill vibe from that. You know, no one can make a successful post on Reddit without being called a karma whore. At least I'm not reposting everything that was on the front page 3 months after it was there. I don't know. . . Maybe you should make a pun right now to prove your worth. ...What in the actual fuck, did I just watch...? Did you try any ProjectSam like Symphobia or Orchestral Essentials? Just wondering if you hadn't heard of it or gave it a pass for some reason.. That's what I'm looking at right now (but it's quite expensive Wait what? Megazero plays for Curse and Cloud9? And today they are scrimming eachother? How is this possible? Well, technically speaking, isn't blonde hair determined in utero? I guess 99% of people are wrong. That escalated quickly. You want me to ask my mother to smuggle a stranger through customs? ** I grew up watching horror movies, no movie has ever terrified me as much as The Grudge. My husband would terrorize me with that noise all the time. To this day I can't look at the DVD cover or hear that noise without cringing Waking Life!!! I totally forgot about that. I watched that stoned years ago and I think my eyes were saucers the whole time A few months ago while at the laundromat I think I saw one. It was night and i saw a triangle of lights moving in odd directions. Thought it was no big deal, could be a helicopter (was next to a airport that regilarly has helicopters like those normal ones and black hawks). But then all of a sudden it just shoots off like a bat outta hell and was gone in like 2 seconds. Thought i was imagining things but a few friends brought it up the next day > Personal experience? I guess I can't say FFVI Cid since I killed him You and he share a neck? is BEDMAS not a thing anymore? Holy shit!!! Kiss and makeup TIL that some in-game items fetch $10k Absolutely! !? Downvoted for hurting feels? Plot twist: That wasn't a leg I knew that. Apologies! I'll edit my comment. I thought it was for normal humans That's what slapstick is, you're supposed to exaggerate What happen to his shirt... Nah I meant they're always in a safe but they don't have access to the key if they're irresponsible. I just if they were responsible I'd want them to have something to defend themselves with if they needed it. It's pretty late so I don't know if I'm making sense right now For an m91 why downvoted ? that I'm probably way too into sex for it to be normal it took me a second to get it, but once i did I didn't interpret the title very well so I was wondering what was so wtf about this... Then I saw OP's shoe. Good god Ummm... Maybe that'll be a silly questions but considering all those stolen/hacked accounts on US , is change from EU to US , well... safe in terms of maintaining your account ? Is it just me or do I never seem to get these random adds soooo many brims He solod Sinestra So the exploitable swf was literally able to be used on any domain that started with tools? The Fountain with Rachel Weiss and Hugh Jackman, I don't know how others view it but after I saw it, all I could think of was "....What the f***k did I just watch?" Damn.... I did not know this existed!!! This whole thread is just one giant circle jerk. Are you guys really that naive? How long do they walk Wow that's really impressive. Are these all charcoal drawings? The gradient (chiascuro) effects would have been really hard to do with pencils lol no. because 5 mins is how long items take to despawn Really? I started the season off in Gold II, and I vaguely remember climbing with over 20 points per win until Plat V. Since then, I've climbed to Plat IV and consistently receiving anywhere from 15 to 28 points for each win Haha, I guess I should clarify. What I mean to say is get some basic things that you really need in a style that you like. But the real personality will come from all of the little things you collect over a lifetime. I **am** almost twice your age, you know. Funny thing is, if he went support singed and the other guy top lulu, they would probably have more chances to win Diamond Crowned Queen is my guilty pleasure. It's soooo bad, but amazing at the same time. I uh...don't drink soda. Like, ever Oh… my god… You do look pretty young. Can somebody say twincest? god damn this happened pretty close to my house I just made a fart and it has like a really strong smell of cabbage, but I didn't eat cabbage at all A pig... ... Yes! My hair is naturally a dirty blonde, bordering on light brown, and my eyebrows are quite dark brown. So much so, that when I dyed my hair black after leaving school, everyone thought I'd dyed it blonde all through school. So that is why I do not have a golden greevil. He got them all Also in Arizona Say what now? I can do that? Also he has a nice nick why did you make your walls out of pumpkins It looks kinda cuddly I just did this, got dropped on a small road in the middle of nowhere. Decided to cheat and see where I was... Location was unknown... If you don't have internet, how are you posting this? Wow, that would totally make me back off Them wires Other than the license plates. I'm actually only 5'3" Very funny, until I realized this physiological response (i.e. shitting yourself) may actually have **evolved** as a reaction to life-threatening danger for that very reason You're an attractive dude yup, those Moroccan accents sure do stand out. ...and so I'm sure now you've gone out and bought a $500 generator that can run a freezer, fridge and other small devices so you'll be prepared for the "next" time? Orgasms are tiring Really? I'd think it was the other way around, since they're so sensitive to smells and stuff. That page for the "contents" must be super interesting to generate that face! Are you me? because that's exactly my preferences I dont know, title says "top 10 rarest" I would put big rusty chunks of barbed wire on the sides... Wait what This... This so fucking much. My GF/SO can do this for hours Lmao I didn't even notice I wrote that'd, the picture had pretty much all of my attention... and that's a guy... Why did they have to add a laugh track to this video? the hand on her left shoulder is still there Pyro looks scary The seller says its NA I even notice the guys were good looking and I'm a guy This will be on the front page... His eyes are so beautiful ....Holy crap That lineup would have 4 players 6'9 or taller. Actually... she's femme. what is fios? what the fuck Ok I feel really special and weird now, I never got the keto flu. How does it feel like? My buddy is planning to ride up Mt. Lemmon tomorrow at 6am and I was thinking of joining him. He claimed his email could get hacked and someone could use the pics to blackmail one of us......... it's safe to say we feed off of each other's creative JUICES Oh God please. The re-opening thing makes me fucking crazy. My wife will have 20 tabs open in 3 different windows in Firefox; she doesn't know how to hide her applications so she grabs them and moves them off to the side or tiled on top of each other, and she usually has ten or twelve applications open but is only using one. The computer slows to a snail's pace, she complains about it being slow, and I tell her to re-start it, and then they all fucking open again. what part of texas? At first I was like so... bad parents are lesbians? Then I saw the kids in the cage. previous statement? diffferent guy man Wow 3L is not that much water. How *do* you get sick from water anyway? ** ._.... 6"? A career of Taric impersonations? Hahaha ok, yea I understand now! I'm 20 and baby's parents are 35/48 so I'm more like their little sister. In your case, it's perfectly fine for you to set these boundaries. Better to let her know, all the same, than to find out the next morning as he's sitting there at the breakfast table I once LFO'd the volume knob of an LFO and attached the first LFO to a Low pass. I read this as how old were you when your parents were born Your boyfriend is a real pussy. I feel less bad for him knowing that he is aware that you're a cheating bitch and he says he can't live without you. I wish I could inject some self esteem into his wimpy, limp arm. WTF is wrong with you guys? Tsk tsk tsk.. seriously.. they are really forbidden (100% forbidden for everyone?) in the USA? Che diamine di donne conosci I know someone who's making jewelery and silverware and stuff in school... I feel the need to warn her now. Holy shit.. What game is that? Ugh it hurts my brain I thought that "EVE" learning curve was for dwarf fortress he's so cute .jpeg? Hahahaha.........I WANT ONE Imagine a Klondike bar Did we both date my ex boyfriend?? I didn't realize so many HCF players also played League Except shiny posts are ba-......CLOPCLOP? I thought she was shooting a weird spit beam Thanks! Just preordered the CE for PS3 even though I already have the CE from 1.0 couldn't resist Da'fuck did I just read That's actually an extremely good point That thing is fucking big Just from the headline, I thought you mistook Reddit for craigslist casual encounters. holy crap Gold farming. With a computer. Did gaige get her own video like krieg? I used to study dreams, we share the same interests and the same first name the one in the middle left looks just like Brad Pitt When you see it Your name is my nickname. What if he was really talking about a cat they cooked. And he's eating the leftovers? Patented on July 31st... My birthday. but the BET awards? Why were you dating a full top then wait...so its not normal for your scrotum to open up like a clamshell and your penis to be inside? That is social dimoprhisem to a ridiculous extreme Just checked online, indeed I got placed as U1. Will this mean I'll get my BSc done within 3 years? thats crazy, i'm not sure why I never had a reaction as a kid, I loved it though since after just a few days of sitting in the sun with bleach in my hair it'd turn blonde, maybe I have some type of immunity What the hell is a small car in US if your tank is 64 L No, I've never even heard of domestic abuse taking that form. @Evilsmile I can play as pagan Poland? I live in an area where recluses supposedly are...I've never seen a single one :S except the ones in the zoo. Although I've killed a couple rather "large spiders" (here large spiders are the size of a coin) and I have always wondered if one of those was possibly a recluse... but all brown spiders look the same to me Really? We're GMT+3? I thought we were +2 No...! What? We don't... nobody said we... wanted to have *sex* with her! Just... just rub up against her a little bit. That's all. And maybe we could hold hands, too. No funny business, I promise. Really! nisekoi is making anime 3:1 in % is 33% isnt it holy it could have been a lot worse, the posterframe only barely missed my Gamingheads turret, if that one would hit the ground..... I don't get it. Why is this funny this is amazing It's been two years ¯\\( Since when do we have a Costco? I've eaten bacon and eggs for like 2 months straight I forgot about that ..oh my! ... Isn't that performance of A.D.T.O.Y different from the original? Very hot, you can also play into some cuck fantasy and call him by another name. Not mine... That's my name. What are you doing with my name? Didn't Kill it "**The First Night**" There was once this staunch vegan at my bar one day who was kinda pissing me off. He didn't want some drink because it was made with egg-white, but then went for the CA cab. When I noted to him that most california red are fined with albumen, from egg whites, he was all like " O_O Holy mother of Biomes can u imagine the reaction harbaugh would've gave had he been coaching that game The real irony is that, by posting this screencap on cringepics, OP had to censor who the 'anonymous' person was, thereby making that person truly anonymous. OP wanted to poke fun at the guy, but what OP didn't know was that it was the guy's plan all along... That's OP in the picture Op, is that vector-work? Skype isn't an option? did sabin bust himself open with the title *after* the match? * The Vi& Annie one you should remove the circle(s) on top of their faces. Hogan going for the cheap pops all over this >No, I hate captions on regular TV. I'm not sure why but it irritates me even though I watch anime with subtitles all the time and I turn on subtitles in games too. Maybe it's because I'm just used to having no captions? Oh my Both usernames seem to be in use >I don't like rewatching stuff. Since I know exactly what's going to happen I end up just watching the few really good scenes and that's it. :X Although I guess if I saw every anime ever my opinion would change since I doubt I would be able to remember thousands upon thousands of shows. Destroyah seemed really powerful until he died when the military shot at his wings and made him fall. I just moved from the U.S. to South Korea. I have never had insurance before...but one time I went to the hospital in the US, it cost me $500 dollars to sit in a chair and get a shot! ..................... Vinegar on pizza? did you literally spend 3,000 on this game though.... Family secret? double backbreaker You're really good at spy but you can't aim and walk at the same time? How do you use your ambassador? *Side* yards In the Natural Born Killers one he blinks. creepy Annnnd that's a sexual act? Myself from 1 year ago I thought Talisa's end kind of stole the spotlight from what I thought would be Catelyn's scene. They gave Talisa so much screentime between seasons 2-3 that they kind of had to, but I felt more emotionally for a character who isn't even there in the books than those who are supposed to be the focal point That was everything I was dreading and more What has been seen cannot be scrubbed from the eyeballs even with acid....I should have never clicked We have almost the identical winrates and points Did you really just say Dota 2 and LoL have good communities Every time I hear the word wormhole I hear Ben Browder's voice. That was bread? I thought those were chicken wings im about to go back to skyrim Yeah. That is some bad ass bead sprite'n... And it lasted less than an hour? Was it an hour? Pre... This, you have the range and you still miss by that much. Learn the mildots of the gun and you could have done it in like one-two shots On Dampeer I just watched it multiple times in slow-mo and unless I'm blind I'm sure the puck didn't hit his glove at all. What if Convulsion of Nature is on the field? What? I wonder why people can't spot sarcasm like that. I definitely was not hitting on him I usually don't find Fenris hot, mainly because of his small elvish body, but DAMN he is hot here, especially with the beard PE has assignments? I accidentally zoomed in on that and it suddenly got bigger.. Wow Wow congrats to the both of you. You barely aged Either super good looking, or super ugly. Have you ever seen a neutral/plain Eurasian person? Even had the person walking and everything Apparently I'm the only one who finds this amusing. Pity upvote for you. Do you wake up that early every day? Ahh that's not cool ): Saw a competitive video with a wish Chansey and it absolutely dominated Some kind of of hologram / limited oled kind of thing would be cool. Imagine a room full of posters that are animated Bridge to Terabithia Seriously! I feel like throwing up after reading his replies. It's all "Naked women this, and strip clubs that!" Who the heck is Jonny? wat Slowlyness is holyness - just following your advices one at a time, my new rare belt gives me 53K EHP (buffed with boar) more wouldn't the slime head be in fact, the smallest slime when killing them, meaning the head is still a living slime that you can place The question is who doesn't wear earplugs? It's almost a useless seat, you sit facing it, what do you do? Put your bag on it? Glad someone can... From what I read on reddit, PNG still has cannibals For all you know, everything he says might be swearing... Oh gotcha, I misinterpreted the bit about bathing when read with the word topically. I thought you meant they were worried about juice coming into contact with skin and the body absorbing it, or the juice absorbing the body somehow. OH MY GOD. I AM SO CREEPED OUT O___O_O_O_ > Verified, good work! Had no idea they had a whole Amazon section Joker's back? I don't know enough about the competitive scene I didn't know that eSports existed when I got into it. I wasn't aspiring to become a competitive player to play at tournaments -- I played at tournaments because I was a competitive player. Does that make sense at all? Huh I think I may have a dirty mind... I didn't think that you were talking about using them for your hair Woo hoo! Definitely can make it this time. Hope to meet some fellow Cincinnatians (if that's a word $53,000 for an ad in a newspaper? No. That looks extremely warm Wait what? Is this on EUW or?.. Wait is that a Dead Rising 3 we can see the first letters off Just curious... what would you have done in those 6 years.. You fuckers are missing out without maltesers I know this is /r/drunk, but that is worrisome. This topic has been blown way out of proportion so quickly ** yeah. it's like the red curtain. it could be red blood shed by jack noir's hand. it could be foreshadowing karkat's true blood color. or... IT COULD JUST BE RED. But, you can use both. Chilling What's the name of the scary song? I kinda like it Do things taste how they look for that guy? So if looking at an apple tastes like an apple, then what does looking at dog poop on the bottom of your shoe tastes like?... Oh my god Dude... the first half of the sentence used "it's" and "affects" completely incorrectly... but the second half used it perfectly... Its Thomson.. (Preparing for downvotes So glad I'm not the only one! I saw the top comment being about "period shits" and was like " This is what sonar weaponization looks like....mermaids That sounds so cool If you want to increase her skillcap, you'd have to nerf the damage on Tibbers summon and buff Tibbers AoE damage and AA-damage. I think that would be pretty cool if you just could burn down people in fights slowly (Annie with Sunfire inc I enjoyed your unrelated story! My frames are just old stock beaters, I've yet to get a real aftermarket frame Ive never seen the moon fly away like that...have you "Now" I know this girl personally Somehow/ MTG always manages to come up with more socially friendly words. Therefore, use a different name for genocide. Also, invert should only be cast on one color, not all other colors I haven't played it but I know what's that thing That is really bizarre. My gawd those hips! Yeah, my dad just moved out with his new girlfriend when I (the youngest) was 18 and told us the lease was up in a month so work it out ourselves. Whoa, that's really odd this is great and all but why did you post it on /r/AskReddit. you havent asked anything Did I vote for you? I was also guilty of this, and even as a skating teenager i think i might have driven a few short trips to and from the skatepark wearing my blades, but feet didn't have to balance the car Every champion can autottack you are an incredibly handsome man. LOL'd at $71.74. I've seen a couple of those sites. I always look to see if they have a customer service number or email is out of the country Why are they so fluffy I'll say... Yeah but other than Bulletproof and In for the kill, she/they have no other good songs. They came out almost at the same time so it was like a one-hit wonder with two songs at the same time... Beast is an understatement, Jesus christ, I learned a thing or two just by watching that video. I like his style, excellent game sense and bloody hell his aim I freakin LOVE Krave cereal I was just asking because you have really defined cheeks. I'm sure I remember something like this happening many maaany moons ago, and something about Virtua Fighter and electric shocks I'd say it have a bigger influence on gold prices, but then again, paper gold prices are dropping. Wonder if theres any government intervention there Does anyone know what all the instruments on the Space Shuttle are for? I've seen pictures of the flight deck, so many dials and displays Como carajo haces para que te salga fea Well, yeah, actually I am. :D And I think I don't have the one favourite game of all time, but I have a few that I really loved. One of them is Red Dead Redemption, what I am currently replaying. Then there's Final Fantasy IX [the first FF I ever played], Bastion, Assassin's Creed II, Torchlight, Portal 2, GTA SA, Monkey Island I, II and III [but if I had to choose I would say II is the best], The Walking Dead [the good one, obviously :P], The Sims 2 and/or 3 [I am still not sure], Borderlands 2,... oh god, never realised how many favourite games I have... To be honest, what little I've seen of the protests, is that the Turkish riots are about the government building a shopping mall in a park, and pissing off the people who like the park. Is this correct? If so, I sort of get why Americans might be Tim..... Who on earth is your dealer Wow that's bad, the server has gotten so FarmVilled people are posting stuff from a month ago I'm 5'8 and weigh around 140lbs and im a guy Is it done? Haha! I love that there is a fandom within the show. It makes me laugh. I am still waiting for the day Dean or Cas finds out about Destiel. They already know about Wincest! I bet Charlie knows about Destiel. She read about everything, hehehehe. Okay, it's now my headcanon that Charlie knows about Destiel and ships it a little bit (but will never mention it because Dean is her friend). Maybe that's why she asked him about Cas in that one episode.... SHE KNOWS OF THE FANDOM. Hey I wrote a stupid comment before because I didn't think I'd actually get a reply Why not have the best of both worlds? Waffle Fries. That is one really asymmetrical face 2/3 through the video they actually throw molys into the police ranks. At first it was just in front of them and I was all "meh" but then they start landing between formations. I too, had tacos for dinner Am I missing something here? Why is this aww? Clicked the link and Holy Carp! How do you guys keep finding these people?? I've played League for about a month now, and NEVER have I found a single person like this... they're always super friendly. Is there some type of game that I'm missing? Are they only in ranked matches? I want to find them holy hell, at first when this loaded it just looked like a decapitated puppy head. Ignoring the color blind issues involved in this site, that is a REALLY cool site But... it's not her fault! // I threw up a little in my mouth... I was here for once while it was happening and checked it out. Pretty good discussion, gents. I mean really...I'm trying to think of something to make fun of you guys about, but I can't even think of anything. ( Tmac starts i know but the amount of butt hurt is amazingly funny. my face just ends up like Wow, hard to imagine you can fit all that in on a small 2x3 whiteboard. While as someone who is receiving temporary assistance, I agree they should offer free or low cost sterilization procedures to those who want it, I cant upvote you for your nasty attitude toward low income individuals... Not everyone who needs help has low work ethic, and believe it or not you cannot just sit at home and munch on bon bons while collecting welfare..I work 40 hours a week to receive ours, and if I miss even an hour, I wont get paid for the entire month. its 10/min ... 100 / min would be abnormally high This story... Holy shit... Wut I would shit my pants and die...or the other way around if I saw most of those is that last one a compliment or a threat? How long does it take you to pee?! Your dick would look huuuuuge I thought you were a bot the urine to water ratio on in that swimming pool.. I just want a little bit of clarification. Since the universe is constantly expanding towards infinity, isn't there an infinite probability that it would happen. asin fuckingeverything would behappeningallthe time everywhere...? was like then was like I have seen this years ago. But now I'm not sure if that's a repost of if someone in a different place just repeated the joke She's incredible Ah yes, I used to love those dbz VHS tapes, 25 dollars for 4 episodes of the Buu saga, and I had no idea hoe they got to that point in the timeline My boyfriend got locked out of his recently, so he called Blizzard because he couldn't remember the security question answer either. They asked him for the phone number the account is under, so maybe they can do that for you? In the end, though, the call dropped before he could find out which number it was under (forgot that too), but when he called back again he got a new representative who unlocked it without trying to authenticate him He got the joke. He was disproving the person he replied to. Cmon...we can make a meme out of this At first I was all like " I've never seen what apparently is being called a "comment graveyard" on a front page post. I wish there was a way to raise money to send aid to the protesters in the form of useful items such as gas masks and the like. (I really hate tear gas That looks like the face of Oli Sykes, lead singer of Bring Me The Horizon I had to look it up, I didn't realize that handhelds were classified as consoles. Is there a hole in the bed/couch/mattress .... or is your cat just that flat? where did you find those ribbon cables? Shuckle is too legit. If I had a decal, I would put it on the same way you did. I've seen so many people put them on to where they are upside down while open. Makes my skin crawl Where is the pentakill bundle? Out of all that, you notice the shoes? Gender, size, hair colour, everything is opposite... Please do Besides from all the "she's crazy comments" I hate to say but I collected like 3 photos of my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at one point because he wouldn't stop talking about her :S wanted to see who he still wasn't over. 1000 is pretty excessive though Been to carenet. They never advertised themselves as an abortion center where I lived. Nollie front foot kickflip I know EUW is down. And i am from EUW too. What are you talking about? Reddit really distorts your perception of time Shit, boy. It's like something's stalking me for you... Didn't understand it back what it came out, don't understand it now There goes all my hard work of putting together the best dragons. I can start all over again and launch is in less than 24 hours! HOLY SHIT. What I saw at first glance was: a dog had crashed a fence so violently that he had broken his neck and is just lying there lifelessly... RIGHT. That makes far more sense. It's possible for a master to get a new account to masters in a small number of games, I can see that. I thought we were talking about becoming a master within that many games from being a complete n00b This is nearing the front page of Reddit. !!! oh my gosh Dayum. Well played OP Do people actually fall for this? No worries! I'm glad you've had the time to come back and talk a little more. You know, I have the same worries over therapy which is why I haven't been able to stick to it. And medications I'm also sensitive to! I wonder if that's something, there. Is that SAMe supplement full of B vitamins? I recently decided to start taking B vitamins and it's crazy what a mood booster it is. We talked about it and he is not willing to do that because he likes it (he hasn't actually used it yet What if the reflection's head turned around 360 YES. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME, HOLY SHIT! Okay... some how according to EVE Gate I got Gall BC V... Yet I only trained BC to IV and had Gall BS IV and Gall C IV... I thought the new Battleship Req was racial frigate IV, racial destroyer III, racial cruiser III, and racial BC IV... Or am I totally off my cans? My Economics MA cost me $10K How can a fan poster be legit? nation's greatest who? Tell that to the Catholics. My sister was born in late November of 1957, my brother in late December of 1958 (13 months later) and I was born in early Jan of 1960 (12 months later.) After that, I think my mom wouldn't let my dad come near her for a while, but eventually they did have two more. It was in order to establish why he was using a webcam to record in the first place The legends are true! He does exist! how deep is that So he did that.... and that aint even his final form?! And then you get an eblade for eblade -> ult I work at a group home for disabled people. One night shift, the washer broke, which is Bad at that type of establishment. We discovered we could nurse it along by pounding the agitator back down with a hammer at intervals. At one of these intervals, the other staff and I were leaned over the washer, and she had the hammer pulled back ready to smack the agitator. At that precise moment, one of the residents walked in. The resident got this " I didn't know a banana holder exists Also, a crosspost in /r/providence might not be a bad idea. Although, I now realize that /r/rhodeisland has surpassed /r/providence in size This. Something not quite right here. Lost 15 lbs of fat, gained 6 lbs of lean mass. Holy crap that is scary!!!!! I didn't know you had a newsletter ...but your point was that you've been playing in 1024x768 since you started MapleStory. That screenshot is 800x600. And no off-site back-up storage servers? "Lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts" Yes, what ARE you talking about? The pages only have two JS files: the game's engine and the Google analytics JS file for simple page view tracking/traffic reporting. Umm I think all primates (humans included) like shinies. How much did you have in student loans? Awww, thank you so much! :) Yes, let's be friends! I love friends!!!!! I recently got one of these second hand as well and have Debian 7 running on it without any problems. Had to enable non-free to get the internal wireless working but otherwise it worked right out of the box. I love the Thinkpad series of laptops, I own a T61, 3 T42's and T23 and now this X61 and Linux has always worked right out of the box on every single one. They are the only laptop manufacturer I've ever purchased from where I could not only know the hardware would be supported by that 90% of the time the configurations I used to tweak settings on one laptop would work for another laptop because they ::GASP:: actually use the same hardware between laptop models Cool. It seems he killed 500+ tanks with G-2. Yes, which version in particular is this one you speak of? $100 in food for less than 2 weeks "Space Food Sticks" This for some reason just fills my heart with warmth. Oh goodness Bill you were such a hero for me in my childhood. It's so neat to know this about you for some reason I can't explain it. I guess it is because I like bees too but just... I was never that curious not as focused on observing to wonder that about bees until I heard about that in biology. You've always been a super smart cool guy then. Now ALL Germans have bad work ethic because DHL has bad work conditions? Sounds about right How can you not see the circularity of your reasoning? free sTIcKers Bad reading comprehension is bad. I actually haven't read LOTR yet have you opened the floppy to see what it contains? maybe they put stuff on there that they don't want you to see... so they gave it a peculiar title Because fraps was too hard? My fucking god. There's this girl in my school named Tara, and she always tries to talk about horoscopes and hit on me. Hence the "Is it just me" part. Sometimes I'm just mystified by the post I get downvotes for. A brief joke on reactiongifs? Really? ( My reaction to your list: that would be the strangest chatroullette ever. You would only see their Point of View, not them Um, can somebody explain the logo on his t-shirt No way well fuck, that was unexpected can we see the eye after it heals. that eye colour is really nice She did say she will try to snap the photo if we can't get one but, judging on all these links, this is apparently a "normal" thing now? How do they get inside your arm to begin with beiber_hole69? I didn't sell pearls You.....STEVEN! I... need that shade that escalated quickly Wow. #### Since when was your character 6 feet tall and weighing only 110 lbs? Is she super skinny? how about get my head out of my ass ? (what will you do?) yikes.... live less than 24 hours and its receiving hits about every 15-30 seconds Hrmmmm the main thing I can't figure out is the white coating, is it white chocolate? Is it like, hardened thin frosting? He really doesn't sound all that different from the english one to me. It's you That axe I can't believe that thin wall can hold back that much water What? Shouldn't it be increased desire to be less productive? and what made you think i said otherwise? Did you check for doors? Secret doors? You said you live in a town house, how old is it? Maybe there's an undiscovered room up there! What if the creep heard you calling the police and left only to return when he was in the clear!?! GAWD DAYUM!!!! If that's a weird potato nose, I dunno what mine is Gah! I always seem to forget about drawing from my shoulder. I wonder though... How much of a difference will that make on a tablet that isn't necessarily too big. One of these years I'm going to do that race. I wish I owned a boat because it would take me less time to boat across the bay than drive all the way north to the bay bridge and then drive back south I have Wow! I wish I didn't got a timestamp? I totally missed that are you naked? i wanna see how germany plays out Why would he get XP for a rosh that his team didn't kill? did just that and I can't believe I missed it the first time Is that a Vase with a wheel on top spray painted gold? I... What... i thought he was just a comedian i didn't realize he was so good I don't remember that If only I had scrolled down! I Googled it first. People actually use that chat box? I bow to your achievement! They had a whole bunch of Star Trek toys in the claw machine at our local Steak n Shake, and even after five dollars between us, my friend and I didn't get a single thing. (We came frighteningly close to snagging a Justin Bieber pillow, though. What's with the UFO? Same as if God/Allah was real. Doesn't matter which flavor. They're very aggressive. I'm rather scared of them oh man I love bostons! ahhh! so cute I wanna pet him! Read this title right under the "end the war on marijuana" one. Was wondering what happened to cause the quality of cocaine to decrease. Why do you use a tablet area that small? I'm not normally a fan of lots of make-up, but here I feel the use is appropriate (read as: That is incredibly beautiful!!! TIL I can pour gasoline on maggot infected wounds This is weird game... Can we only play in the Hawks zone or something? if you pause the video and use the scroll bar you can see more images that aren't in the video, i didn't know youtube did that? its so weird, its just of his back i think. Inverted nipples are a thing?! I've never even thought that they might think I'm stealing You're gorgeous I appreciate it :) And no worries! I have noticed some racist/sexist undertones here and there on this site, sometimes even blatant slurs. But that was far more spread out. Is it really that bad in this subreddit? Carl is white as fuck! Hmmmm you know Im not sure I realy have any. He smokes weed now he was probably blazed at that game Your reply was perfect, I had just got the chain back on which was actually really easy and had just started to wonder what do I need to adjust on the front derailleur. Are you a mind reader? We were on the PK...? Only last MONTH? Same, most stall doors I've seen aren't full doors and have an opening at the bottom. If you're worried about having to touch anything, just use your foot I used to have the biggest crush on Pete Wentz, and then I felt dirty because I'm too old for him He lives in Europe so he won't have latency on his side The fuck are you on where you thought he was in the first place? It's not stamping??? you don't have to pay for extra services if you don't want So love has blinded you? Weirdest thing I read once was a claim that that was a reference to ovarian cancer. Never mind a laptop interfacing WITH AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT.... odd... that's the last time I was on 635 as well He's...he's.....he's precious! His... neck. Do you have a thick beard? When I was on disposable razors I was closer to $1 a month. Now that I'm using an electric razor, even less I thought it might be but many partners at my store argue that's its 7. We have so many different expiration a for things. Are.. are you joking? What's interesting is I am terrible at math on paper but I'm always using it in my head. I'm always using a form of it despite how bad I am at it. Though geometry is easy for me and I'm surprised when people are bad at it. I was told that its easy. Perhaps what I was told was bull. I clicked forward in the video and immediately stopped on a frame with a large cast iron skillet. Just wondering how young users use Reddit. Harmless. I didn't even know this was a thing. The creepy thing is that I heard it too, so I opened facebook and someone had just sent me a message Holy crap dude Someday-father here: How does one "take advantage" of odorless poops? I literally have no idea what you mean by that. Everything?.... No, I really haven't Nice! Well let me know how it all turns out, and yeah... benefit to knowing rich people? They throw out nice things that you would love to have It's just a snake... Sorry for the delay guys. A lot of us were busy, (I have a proposal to hand in tomorrow What's the point Did I upvote because its true, or is it true because I upvoted it? I really don't see waht the fuss is about Wait, we measure what's viral by what you personally have seen before? The only Logan I knew committed suicide... GIMME FU GIMME FAI GIMME THAWACHADAZZA! \m/ The guys publishing Korean dota 2? Is it just me or does the guy in the picture look like Nick Cage.... I never understood this: Why are 95% of (mostly new/riding lower capacity bikes) American riders afraid of going to the highway? What kind of speeds you people do on it? "Quantity: Sold Out" in the Blizzard EU store but chocolate is delicious The guy on the left and his expression Ahh I see in context, yeah. I adore make-up! I think it's the bees knees! I just think she is on crack. And I think that's why her skin is bad. Plus. She really does have cracked out eyes. You don't already like *any* of the numerous titles out? I have never had chicken pox either, but unfortunately I think I broke a rib. Some jerk saw me standing on the side of the road, flored it, and going about 60mph atleast threw an un opened water bottle at me. The bottom of the bottle blew out from hitting me so hard Yeah true. And weird thing. I just put light pressure on it for the first time ever and it stung and i think went in a bit. Thats never happened before Well it was you in the chopper, and obviously they've wiped out your memory WTF....she put pics online, pulled them off quickly after getting bad feedback, and now, they are back again??? Such as solo abortions Sept 11 i did not expect Gumiho to fall Welp, looks like your mom is going to be busy assisting you for awhile. They could make a bad port and he's not going to buy it... your joke falls flat on it's face That's not so sexy. I really like swallowing but that's just too much. My brain hurts HP12 not peated ... or Fire in the Sky. AAaarght!! I'm starting to get November flashbacks! i-it's used correctly He's also 33 StarFox....I need a new StarFox! "All music broadcasts have been suspended..." What if you're not his son? My first gf was named Ranie. Your username just took me waaaay back to when I was 16 I remember that one. Holy shit Longest, most informative headline I've ever seen. Run you fool! I hear they leave awesome hickies on shoulders and penises... *not that I would know* *if you know what I mean*. I can't imagine just the top half, Kriptik was definitely a banning machine... he's responsible for 54 out of 151 total bans for Saturday-Monday. Nope, I'm starting to think it's some sort of hieroglyphic or something? > and shit One arm push is beginner Maybe even 130% So... a sack of weed? Wait.. you can have 400FPS? It's a cultural thing - grade school meant something else (like high school level?) and so when she said that it made sense to her but for everyone else it's like or someone put the cat into the washing machine That is 100 beers a day Weird. In the Army we called it Hundred Mile an Hour Tape. Count me in RS name :- Melvie Just rewatched the video and realized this was a 9.5 min game This never occurred to me Why did you delete your post? Also, do not go to the last dubba of the metro /u/ashu7827 What is squatching? What if it really wasn't one of those 3? They can die? that's awesome at my 'ethnic' grocer I get a brand from china that is seasoned with sesame oil and salt, and I can annihilate a few of these before I start to feel bad about it. SO CRISPY. The best is to take a whole stack of them and shove them in your face all at once! Is this an official product, or just something someone made? I don't see the appeal.. my wife falls asleep pretty quickly when she puts it on as she's played futurama for the past year before she goes to bed. She has more lines memorized than me meatspin tip? Lol I see, thanks for the info and not downvoting me Yeah.. and the closest zoo doesn't really have anything special... wolves and snow-leopards are the only 2 special animals I like to see these.. and then there's that horrible underground snake exhibit I didn't get it till you said that, and then I remembered... Wait, they dont have the same number of ribs? Gum and candy. Well i main adc and i would like more info on Attack move.. my fingers cant seem to click A ASoIaF isn't low fantasy Whenever I see these types of things, I always wonder how they wipe their ass... Why switch to a thicker brush? Who uses that thing All these Internet points could have been yours! And wow, most of the comments are from people near my area. Nice, congrats :] I am nowhere near halfway... p 53 Reggea weekend Where do you live? Holy shit is this real? That's a strong reaction Oh my.. how creepy. It's like talking to a brick wall with this guy...I'm done. That is one crazy filter, potato or both. Me too, although I usually reddit or play my guitar, and sometimes read comics:P so for all you know I'm naked right nao!!! Now I need to know what the postman did..... Gimme gimme! 1mb per/sec I just recently sort of fully discovered that line and oh my god. It's my number one lemming at the moment. They are so gorgeous! I just want to know what they look like IRL Wendi? This seems like an odd question. I thought this was common knowledge W...would it feel like sinking my hand into a bag of coffee beans...? You don't burn alive? ... What I didn't hear that Am I the only one who thinks he was trolling? The breakdown for I Appear Missing has to be my favourite. A hard hitting song with a breakdown that makes me move around uncontrollably, that's my type of fucking music! Although, Fairweather Friends has so many parts that just kill... so I don't know Wait, why do you say Megalo Cannon will make PLF Tornadus EX better? Am I missing something obvious here? So, no one died right? it's behind you Good god... my mom just got quoted on Reddit That moment, when you are just perusing reddit, when you realize this redditor is one of your best friends, you witnessed this redditor break his foot, and you told him to walk it off. I never tried to tell you that Secondly, who reads month old posts... This game is crazy Who? Apparently people are pissed in /r/astros that we aren't over there Did you break up with your GF? i was being sarcastic if you actually read the whole thing How about a tattoo artist? How have you not heard those names? Am i witnessing a crime? Less filling? I'm an engineering student at Lamar too. What about the person who comments on the person commenting on the complex of a person who thinks they can tell KSP community they have a complex... Wut? NEED/WANT WTF But they're shiny.. I thought this was real. Was about to go out and buy some Someone is self righteous You mean they raised the price since release? I would rather wait for 0.7.1 now underrated? Any time i hear someone bring up Wendy's someone brings up this combo How did you not see the numerous reposts of them? That's a bit odd... I love me some Philly, too! I'm not even sure I'll be able to attend the meet-up, but I'm going to try. Especially since there are some RAoAers attending. I hope you're able to, as well! Oddly enough, I've also never been to the Philadelphia Hard Rock Cafe...but I've been to the Washington DC, Montreal, and NYC ones on multiple occasions. Wow. I never noticed any of that stuff before Western Sky! Hah wow it is so weird that you are 27 and go to my high school! You don't think of it as 'skank'? >You know, I completely forgot that Megan Fox was in Transformers. Wow, that sounds like a painful way to go! He's gonna crush that pen. Oh gotcha. Forgot what thread we were in for a second there Are those flip flops under there? My new thing is looking at videos of tornadoes after I blaze. Shits wild Sorry mate, you're asking a guy who runs 3 PSI to the carb Her? What lady's name have you heard that ends in -xus Where are you getting lentils that cheap fosho! when I smoke with friends and they've got superultracrazykron just a few hits is enough Same, I think I was in 6th grade when Very Necessary came out, Shoop and Whatta Man were my jams. My friends and I used to duet and dance to them I don't get it. Just brushing their teeth at the same time? Or brushing each other's teeth? ah the good Emek jersey. I have one too ._. o_o Oh god. The first time I heard Come and Get It I actually thought it was pretty catchy. I promise if you listen to any version of that song live it'll make you want to barf tears. She seems convinced she can sing and everyone else is just sitting there like Those pants are mesmerizing. whew, I was going to ask how you got him to sit still for so long! not to mention you have to get really close with the macro olloclip By GIMP you mean the software GIMP for rendering? /r/GoneWild Not every girl "Presumably" Apparently you don't need much to be happy No it was Anthony. He was 12, his dad's gf was 18 and his dad encouraged it. Took to long to load, commenting to complain This Will Go No Where. The only thing that phased me was that you burned (presumably) synthetics. I should take a break from the internet for awhile... I applaud you on your amazingness.. Thank you for wanting to share, your so fawking sweet. Still... I don't think I could keep my calm being in the water with 100+ piranhas around me be gone!!! It's Pre Darth Vader!! thats all that matters!!! BOOOO!!! Upvote! Fabulous Furher? Great attempt mate. *giggles* She looks funny... I was... I was doing someone.. and her.. dad & mum.. like walked in...... as i was deep in it.....? Writing is to small for my menial/horrible eyesight to read, therefore have an upvote. Aha! No one ever hates! We just beg to disagree! Like me! I forgot what I looked at, but the tiny screen, I see like 7 little pictures its adorable, or at least I think it is.. see, thats amazing, this is what I live for.. tiny picture of tiny pictures..? Right..? I DO? Who has THAT much time? I used to go through mcdonalds trash to get monopoly pieces.. got 5$ at walmart and a free 1/4 lbs burger Facial hair matches kitty, you win. I'm so confused, I'm awesome, but weird, but wtf? Like really please, just situate yourself on one term to describe me, and I'll be fine. Maybe.. Yeah.. I need to sleep soon.. its getting brighter outside "The russian sleep experiment". google it I almost spat my coffee at the thought of someone standing near the elevator and hearing this almight death metal growl as it goes past and they just stand there like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Plot twist- the tag is made in China Am I the only one co fused as to why there is a moose head on the wall in the babies room in picture five There's a Batman joke in here somewhere... DID YOU SEE THAT NUG "tbf" = To be factual? Or truth be fold? Or Toaster, bread, flawless victory? Scarlet Jo has nude pis out there? Even with a big lead, KT B still stood a chance in a lot of those team fights. I don't like to touch things with moist hands How the hell could you life with that I really only have myself to blame were you high? 11 accounts? Latios is not uber i didnt even know there was a bug lol i thought it was the normal rate wait there's a tattoo there? Already on my head My face when I read this: God, mark this as NSFW. that baby has bigger biceps than I do BZZZZ. wut He looks like he has Jimmy Neutron hair! And she's famous because..? Does this mean Bolton was behind the burning of Winterfell? If you change Christy to Chris you'd have figured out my name Wow. I thought I was the only one bothered by this strange little thing wtf? Organic Skeptic... I just had a peek at your profile and saw that you had black rims. Are those plastic dipped RS rims (they look too shiny to be plastic dipped Sounds good to me My store doesn't even bother with that. We don't do anything to verify. Jarvan have an ultimate? So...you bought it i guess?! Good.God. Ohmygosh, im totally playing xin now And Republicans are what then? but the question is... can we last for 30 minutes? What the fuck is that kid wearing? why has a goalkeeper the number 5 ? Seriously? It worked for me too. and its bugged? That's beautiful Never trust a man wearing leopard print. I didn't know this Can they make a favor to me and unlock all champs in my account? They look kinda scary and aloof...very different from the sims you see normally That's the cooles thing I've seen in a long time ... I like puzzles Wow. 500+ upvotes? Such a constructive comment This... this can happen? Someone can request to steal a subreddit and have reddit award that too them? Because that feels wrong. I think that's what happened with me. Out of my 20 picks, 10 from one box were all green, another 10 from the other box were all red...yet I picked a red ball Dear sweet Jesus please be true 11-1 map score i ve seen some people fleeing from shen's taunt before too She flipped breech at 41 weeks! Wow! Did you feel it? I didn't even know that could happen daaaamn the us is expensive Her head looks really big here They'd be everyone you know and love TC ( He's got the **GRIN**. Wow omg, my clan just planted flowers for this Is this socially awesome or more first world problem? This movie came out already? That looks amazing The chainsaw one is even more brutal Oh Oh no! I was laying on my phone once and one landed on the screen. I think I was actually traumatised 90 min Why are there only flood barriers in europe? That bird did it Call it the OAFIL Club(Overly Attached Father-In-Law Club) Pronounced the "Awfil Club" ( Ok. You're crazy. The laptop I currently used was purchased second-hand about 3 years ago. The guy I purchased it off (I was a broke student. Now im a broke real-lifer so it seemed like a great idea) lived in a dodgy part of town and insisted I meet him a street away from his house That is beautiful Mother of all cakedays Thats impressive...Still cant believe how he did it alone.. the sound isnt working for me I really liked the review of the controller. You guys provided two different opinions of it, which is something other review videos lack. I was interested in the GameStick...buuuut since I already put out money for the Ouya, I decided to hold off on purchasing a GameStick. (SteamBox may be coming as well that was the point... Wait, it actually has a beer as a unit of payment? That's a purtyy ring ya got there... And no pain meds? You’re a trooper Oh my gosh, awesome Wait, so it's newsworthy that there are racist comments on youtube? plus if you ever decide that 190mph is not enough for you, they sell a turbo kit for the busa. I wonder what 500 hp feels like on a bike I actually use 0.3% Differin (although my understanding is that this is a gentler retinoid) and Stridex pads and sometimes even the St. Ive's daily Not sure if serious is spike humping the pillow Is my age related with this *** Worst nightmare = grumpy cat sitting on a jury at my trial. I don't have a sister.... Kinda surprising the Arian Foster is #100 I wish I could take german in school but I can't. :( pluss the teachers suck at their jobs here and don't teach you jack. I would hire a tutor but cant afford it :/. I might try the whole skype forum thing, but im just worried of chewing up my data. Already at 60% and not even half way through the month! is that batman? Kitty: How did you set it on the Galaxy note? I've had the hardest time getting it to work on android. She's 20+ For some reason I thought this was about Terry Bradshaw. Yeah why is everybody talking as if they dont' have a problem watching this? Insertion? Deltoids? Thanks! I think it turned out pretty well for a first attempt. The icing is all marshmallow fondant made from scratch - it took way more time than I anticipated TIL Reddit was created the day after my father died ... I'm pretty sure that's Michael Cera in a wig. Domeseption oooh, i thought the liquid inside was the gift (like a perfume or body spray). derp. At... Wynkoop? When I played baseball when I was 10 we lost all but 2 games I thought it said "jacket de grass tie sky". ...Skimmed/Read that as "*Fiances* are tight, but she doesn't know" Duke nukem forever is that a hot dog sammich? Maybe you should have thought of that before you bought that Xbox 360... Why on earth did they ban it originally? >Did explain why the magic users wear masks? I don't remember them ever explaining them but maybe I missed it somehow in the beginning chapters. Thankyou for reminding me of WCS finals Well... That got serious "Flush"? Dem Eyes ...what makes you say that? Well shit... Minnesota needs to bring itself in line with the 3rd world then Oh well I assume whenever I see someone online, it's a dude. My bad. But yeah. I wasn't trying to be a negative person Heck, I don't see any Call Of Duties or Halos coming to Android consoles. Damn. My Ulta is fabulous. I never have any of these issues. What the hell... Dat Quasimodo backpack! Anyone else think that was the man's tongue for a moment, not the bear's? Thank you! <3 I sure will need it lol. Even mcdonolds didnt give me an interview and the local one near me hire people who get an order wrong when your the only customer Ikr??? Even my friend who only shows up once a month and cusses out the manager got a job there! And somehow wasnt fired yet... Dungeons and finishing off my lvl 80's PS This game made me reevaluate every game I've played since: "what if the parameters changed drastically every time you played? Artosis i solo casting for GOMTV. Would be extremely weird if he cast for OGN , the biggest rivals to gomtv.. That's amazing - but my god, imagine how warm it must be in there how? Lol thats weird idk was that a joke? ...Creepy They would all be left.....alive My nightmares are fueling reality now? Why would he kill himself then (twice)? I want to go to there. Dat suit Why did people downvote this cutie? Wow, I came back to this post to see if any new replies had been made and I'm surprised to find the OP was so hostile. They deleted their account, too, I think. Either way, maybe that's why they are having a hard time making friends You haven't explored the whole map after 199 days? More like "Hello communication via snail mail CDs". Wait, we've now got a soft core part of DF heh..imagine dancing with someone and this falls out..."hey er...your nipple fell off.." Is that marijuana he's trying to vacuum? When ever I make up random acronyms with X. The only thing that ever enters my head is Xray and Xtreme Found this while browsing a FREE group site.... is this normal?? O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O Yeah, according to the sleep/nap studies. It also makes sense since I feel really tired all of the time...except I've never randomly fallen asleep; I just feel overwhelming fatigue at some points during the day, but I can power through it. In fact, I can stay awake longer than most of my friends (without stimulants). My brain is probably weird. Dem 86400 minutes!! First Alistar truly helping It is a good thing that ahri walked straight into your team and died to you after wasting all her ults You remind me of a co-worker I used to have Why doesn't he have items? Dude, you must be the most lucky person on earth. It's only because i'm watching series two of it now Draven's Regiments. I'd try if i knew what "regiment" means How much does one of those cost? What other things? I'd say Aura Sphere is as close as you'll get for a viable replacement for Focus Blast. 90 attack and *never* misses? I'll take that option any day. I've said many times in r/pokemon that I've PP maxed Focus Blast on my IV'd Zoroark, and given it a Wide Lens; only to miss 7 times in a row. 2:20, so many pyros What can I say, people need to chew with their mouth closed The dude keep talking and talking. Then evil chickens noticed me and came. The dude is still talking! Can't do anything!! And then I'm dead. Is this a fair start? I think this is a new death record? Hes already in bed Why does this have so many downvotes? Wow. All I can say is wow Yeah I noticed that too. I saw Jason Garrett get picked and I was like I was just thinking that. I couldn't possibly have been more wrong. Actually they were. Or atleast, i was Lol, but NoA get's better Club Nintendo offers/deals then Europe Could have been a golum Stop giving them ideas! I first thought that the bag visible in the first 6 seconds was her tits. Mine wasnt until they rebranded, now they're right next to it It's not my buns bouncing that I'm worried about. I thought this was your friend's video What the fuck did I just watch? At work. Also, not sure if interested in NSFW Pokemon stuff.... Thanks though I'm horde, so at least Ive never run into any of that Goldshire foolishness. Makes me wonder: Is it possible to poke a jellyfish with a needle and let it all leak out like a water balloon? What is he doing in a hair sub? Does someone mind telling me what's going on? Aren't ants like sheep in the sense that they will follow each other without any care as to where they are going? Even if it means to their demise? I couldnt see it till the comments started pointing it out Is the solution to too many minerals to spend 50 minerals a time on a unit that will get me even more minerals? I thought everyone knew who Kurt Cobain was. I gotta say that things have really gotten real on this one since I posted it ~16 hours ago. What spell is Karthus even casting? I'm capped at 480 kb/sec and I live in the middle of Albuquerque, and I thought that was a pretty decent speed. I'm not quite sure how I feel about this.. My gf works at a nursing home. Not sure who you are, but I feel like I should know you. I thought he actually said STONED I'll be sure to be extra nice tonight when I'm in the store. their costumes look a lot cheaper in this picture than they do in the show I thought you were there TIL fetal resorption is 'a thing' Next twist in his newest movie will be no twist. **"Total Possible Winnings: 9164500 NP."** Haha once I went on a date with someone who was cute but complained about EVERYTHING. His friends, his friends girlfriends, his band, his bandmates, his parents, etc. And nothing was *his* fault, it was always *their* fault. He kept asking me to hang out afterwards but I told him I wasn't interested. Another time was REALLY awkward. I hung out with this guy a few times and one of the times I invited him to a party and he brought a friend of his. His friend started giving me a foot massage, and then I am assuming the guy felt left out so he came over and started massaging my other foot. The entire experience was so weird I just sat there...I mean it's not every day someone is willing to give a foot massage and I got two. But the actual WTF of it all made it not enjoyable...I just was looking at my friends like Why would people report this thread? HALP! /r/gats is invading /r/guns And this is the side the the U.S. is on My jimmies just had a nuclear explosion and a lot of ammo for them as well Dimetri is a boy's name... That shit is just I don't know what is wrong with MID but it looks horrible (1920x1080 full screen you can see pixels everywhere Is that ball of fluff a new animal/companion? Going to jail in protest of something as opposed to resisting a mugging isn't the strongest analogy I've seen, considering one involves the legal system while the other involves being threatened with a knife[or at least I hope that's what I'd be stabbed with and be fucking gorgeous!! Sure, sure dude this was like delayed april the first I feel that also worth mentioning is Pol Pot, who killed a quarter of the population of his own people within *three* years. mind....blown. oh my I went to an interview that I knew my best friend was interviewing with as well, and she had way more qualifications than I did, and I knew I probably wouldnt get it. SO, i went in wearing a life-like fake handlebar mustache (im female) and went thru the whole interview acting like it was real. Rubbing and twirling it with my fingers as they asked questions. Needless to say they were almost speechless and gave me Because they don't even know it exists. "I brought you a present! You guys can play darts on this thing. It's not like anyone likes that company or anything...or ever interviewed there. Ever. Or will. Ever. Actually I didn't use any hints and I found it after 3-4 seconds Loved how Bunnahabhain 25yr is a Lowland Wow... maybe you're right. I just threw 1,000 into the stock market for fun and consider it a lost cause and am not worried if it tanks. Good lord, it's like Hitler and John Wayne Gacy had a SERIOUSLY messed up love child. They both made their accounts on the same day You just ruined my childhood It looked like they were pouring water into....water That suit in the last picture. I really, really want that suit. Do you guys ever hang out with Nolan North? 20mm cannons are machineguns for the Russians now? That's a good way to pull in the player. Keep them on edge with realistic nerve racking tension. I'd be pulling Harry from Dumb and Dumber shots all day if I were in that situation. I thought he blinked. Watched for 3 more minutes. Stupid weed. does that make the citizens the cumrag? That's really awesome! That cow mangler looks awesome.. and the bison... wow Exactly, came to the comments to say that but O_o That bat flip by Victor Caratini... At least i would have been in the bathroom when i shit my pants! They can really just push through the superglue!? Almost complete? I've seen terminator 2 enough times to know what needs to be done Every lodge is different. "Meetings" have several components - there is the initiatory rites which are a lot like little plays, there a business meetings (minutes, bills, correspondence, etc.), a lot of times there is education (discussions about history, what certain parts of our ritual mean, etc.), there is an awful lot of speechifying (blah blah blah blah blah), a lot of very respectful arguing (about things like why do we need to spend $25 on a new coffee pot when the other one only costs $20? Especially when we only have $50,000 in our bank account? More aggressive than Tygem? >Defined by the region? But anime is Japan-only? Or does it mean different regions of Japan? >Isn't that more a germaphobia kind of thing? Or were they only scared of coins' germs? >It doesn't look like something that could be easily taken down. Oh - when did that happen? Probly. The report refered to it as a "daughter" cyst. My cyst had babies. ( My boyfriends sister is 16 and all her friends wanna get with him. That seems a little heavy on damage nodes vs defensive nodes considering Onslaught will be a bit tougher than HC. I use 15 I don't know either heath toffee flavor what's your stream? Is Kana just messing with Tomatos or was Tomatos actually giving a tour and stumbled upon this It was aweful. He was still alive also. so I had to club him. She looks exactly like a larger version of my dog Or maybe I'll hear yours Thanks for volunteering me for your list. So. Many. Questions. It's like a boggart from harry potter But... but... it's legal for motorcycles to use the HOV lane. Thats odd. Im 41" at the hip and wear about a 5/6. The pants I wore to work today are a 2. wtf, sizes. You predicted the future Haha no kidding, especially if you are playing the special edition and choose yellow instead of gold version of playing. That's just infuriating. Every time I went up against Vergil it would take no less than 20 tries to kill that guy my eyes... Wtf? Damn, I could not live without milk. I cannot comprehend... Oasd Oh my god. 3 Stygian? You there! We'll be having none of that, I'm gonna be watching you *Mr Splashy Pants*! mother of god you still use winamp Furnaces were broken? Holy fuck, IT GLOWS!!! I... Bribe accepted? What's the question? You want to use a sturdy, non-stretch fabric and make sure you reinforce your seams, is probably the answer... I played WoW for a solid portion of my life. Summers were spent on that game. My hunter alone had 90 **days** playing time on him. One character alone. 90 days in game time I still get shivers when I remember reading that part of the book Uhh, you DO realize you're in the anime subreddit, right? Where literally everything is related to anime? Plz gtfo Their wings burned up, so it might be pointing to them being graceless, but yeah basically who knows. I wonder if the writers even know yet wow that escalated quickly im 140k unbuffed and get 5 stacks in like 5 minutes but what I just said is true I sat, and read this whole thread up until this comment, and it never processed that everyone was saying "Columbia" and not "Challenger". I was about to question your math. Yes, you may have a cookie (> I can safely say I understood NONE of this... I'm going to pay closer attention to the music now Looks awesome! Also So Teemo really is that twisted character They edited Taeyeon's face so obviously. Seriously, like her left cheek was sliced down (not that it needed slimming). Tiffany and Yoona were also poorly done. I had to rewind twice to see that ( It's the power of Eco You sure you didn't accidentally download the Chinese version of Grindr? First one seems to just be saying "you can't spot reduce", and second one looks like it's more to do with HRT? Those eyes damn that kid looks like i did when i was a kid. it's uncanny The SL-BD2 is a Technics. I hadn't been aware of what happened at Ruby Ridge until you posted the link to it. People wonder why no one trusts federal law enforcement Yeah, it is an awesome game. But I basically just stood up at the front of the class for 10 minutes describing why everyone should give money to a guy that said that a robot should look sexy and under 18. I have trouble even naming 16 drugs 15:00 Cheers, I never knew this existed Is he inferring that she's murdered seven people trying to post this to facebook using the permalink but it strangely keeps failing. i had to archive the HTML to another server and link to that. that was intense at the end I hear you have scary bugs there Yeah ditto, I had a shit year though and I know I let myself down a bit over the years on the working hard front. Still, happy with a 2:1, and so far as I know from my entire year not a single first was had, only 2-3 other 2:1's were gained, and someone even got a designated SHIT! You reminded me that it came out.. I'm going to see the purge today!! I've been waiting for that movie for MONTHS, despite you saying it isn't that great. I... have a thing for cheesy crappy horror movies.. ...prison rules We just picked up a de-skunker from PetCo, it kinda worked... Had we had known to do that at first! Tried tomato juice first, didn't do anything. He was doing them the other day and I must have freaked him out because I was staring at him like this So... this thing doesn't turn inside out from strong wind? So either you let go of it and its gone or you hang on to it and fly away? Is this Instagram? Ditto. I used to wear 34Ds. They provide so little support and even though my breasts are not very big they're way too big for those tiny bras. Oh lord, your ex makes me go Oh you mean the local drug dealer I buy my pills from won't help? i really didn't expect this thread to get more than 20 upvotes. this is kinda crazy to me. some1 bought this skin What if god is a single-celled organism, and we actually were created in his/her/its image? Are you the media? I love how dogs that have this appearance are basically "pit bulls until proven otherwise." Also, Staffordshires are generally better dogs than pit bulls??? Okay I don't know I'm being serious is miss fortune sporting an erection what was the glitch ? couldnt even follow the clip Don't get me wrong, that's an amazing gift, but if this is for Father's Day, what the hell do you guys give him for his birthday? I wonder how he faked an allergy to his own mother? Oh wow That's weird I had a 10 dollar 30 day deal when I resubbed. Omg ça existe ? Well then why not just pick TF and carry all your games? Yea, Imagine making Skooma #( Can't tell the difference between left pic and center pic ¿No crees que la política está influenciada por la economía, y viceversa? I call bull shit! Doesn't look like it's been outside long. Feet are too clean.. You know that babies can get boners, right? Smoker in the corn fields People still use optical drives? JUż gracie? :O D: WOW. The change happened SO QUICKLY for you. Wait a second....I REALLY going to need this theoretical stuff when I am done with my diploma? What one is this? That video at the end where the guy goes hands-free and slaps his head tube... Damn hmmm. Odd even though you have more haste than me I have a higher %? Dat Hec build tho So you assume that because I didn't explicitely state that a mothers time is money and went with a general statement that because I don't have to pay literal cash to feed my daughter formula, that I value my wife's or any other womans time and effort less? Again i ask what in your life has caused you to be so pessimistic and borderline militant feminist, that you go on a Internet forum and gripe on a comment that is agreeing with topic at hand. That was very confusing to read Alright guys...so I haven't the slightest clue as to how all these technical hurdles could be surmounted, but hear me out...what if there was some sort of dynamic flooring that could be altered with some sort of machinery? So at the end of every round the players would gather at holding areas while some computer is literally "generating terrain" by altering the contours of the ground?? I realize that this is highly impractical because no technology exists to support it, but that would solve the problem of running into walls and supporting the other contours of the game environment!!! Halo 3 or 4? I just tried build 11 again and you're right, the selection seems to work perfectly too late You love Francis too?!? Wow. I knew about Hal Lindsey, but I didn't know it was filmed. why would I get downvoted for asking this? This sounds awesome The older I get, the wider my age range gets... Its a wonderful blanket and I like big hook work. Pattern? I constantly get "boy or girl?" when people stop to look at my baby. I think that obviously looks like a girl, but I'm biased! My husband does want to 'genderize' her... What the flying fuck is going on!? I think if the dog's tail is full of broken bones, something somewhere has gone wrong Damn, that's high enough to get a vampire drunk. I'm pretty sure that forcing your own decision on another woman's body is literally the opposite of pro choice. Batman had a TM Warthog? Wow Humanity I'm confused O ............... MY............................GOD!!! I guess I'm the only one who wanted to name my kid, Castiel... So that means... Steam is halfway there... You can make any shape you want for nether portals? omg I feel so sorry for your boobs especially in that last one. Which one said "nice tits"? A 5yo boy with Bipolar??? :) They both reached the front page, but the downvoted one had like, 10,000 downvotes and 30,000 upvotes. That's too real HAWKS, how could you? i stopped watching at the end of the 1st... what just happened I was not aware there was another way into Blight town... hes been likened to a poor mans Durant. 6'9, skinny, and long arms (7'3 wingspan) Imagine if he and Lebron are one team one day TP... it's just so f'ing sad Midna the best follower ever has gone away and link will never see her again and we find out that she is the true ruler of the twilight realm. aside from that I love how ganondorf dies, the triforce of power leaves his body which refrences the end of Ocarina of time where ganondorf says "as loing as the triforce of power is in my hands..." when I realized that my mind was so blown I keep having dreams about my son who is non-exsistant yet. My daughter is just coming up 5 months. I'm not ready for another just yet. My labour was stupid slow and long (36 hours), required interventions that I didn't want (Oxytocin), and I ended up with congestive heart failure a week after she was born Woo, I got a 4, apparently I'm not so good with the yellow-green section. thats scary So... I don't know about the school this person went to, but I've never had to deal with "Negative reinforcement" >But how would anime be defined by different countries if it originates in Japan? Your username... I feel dumb That is amazing! It must have taken a shit load of time just hit 50% FASTER FASTERRRRRRRRR So another Mayor in my civ is reporting that his farms have stopped growing too. i love the meatball and pepperoni marinara sandwich, its so bomb, but i wont go to the subway thats nearest me because the whole surrounding block smells like a rotting dead body every night and the smell didnt come until subway opened(its also inside a gas station) They have their colors flipped! The "PRISM" I know is really old. I read about it while doing my thesis in 2001. It goes way way back and it involved direct marketing, breaking zip codes up into types of people. They even had funny names for these types of people. So for instance if you lived in a zip code with a ton of trailer parks you would get junk mail for all kinds of craftsman (sears) tools and white trashey shit. I was shocked to see "PRISM" all over reddit lately because I have not even heard of that since 2001 reading about it in the local library.... Usually when I told people about these things they would just give me a We are not alone... I found my wax place on Yelp. I went to a place that had dozens of rave reviews and they were spot-on. I just got my 2nd one and it is MUCH easier the 2nd time around! Holy moly the first one was rough. So the Government has set up a safe plan to make sure they never lose. You're amazing.... How in the blue hell!? ALSO HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THOSE WHERE HIS TEETH, THEY ARE GLASSES Are you guys actually arguing with OP about the historical accuracy of his crossfit? Do you have a jersey for every NHL team? She... killed them with kindness... she really did... Yes, haha, and I read it at 3AM in a house by myself Damn, I can't. What servers haven't killed Maly? We are.. EVERY WHERE There are people with legitimate phobias of various stages of the reproductive process and products. It's not about "ew pregnant ladies, discriminate, DISCRIMINATE" it's about "does anyone see a pregnant belly and feel like No worries! I'm laughing about how I frequently miss "late-night" contests despite being awake until all random hours (like right now--nearly 4am Because, Biscuits... I know you.. You look nice in purple ^ Simon cowl gets more comments than this How the heck do you have an orgasm without ejaculating?! am I deaf?! I just read the other tabs open... Seriously, that isn't what happens when you are drunk "it"? At first I read "darksiders" for some reason those ghasts Wait what, since when is DotA/HoN easy to pick up if you've never played a similar game before i didn't even know macadamia nut oil existed "Smash the Teemo"? Why haven't I heard about it before? That laugh is going to stay with me forever ahhh I totally forgot that the Australians have to suffer as well! I just realized that CLG is the Liverpool of LoL But...but... how would he have known you reset the console when you didn't save ... That is some messed up shiz. I actually don't remember She got Rabaddon, Unholy Grail, Zhonya's and still using Peasant Boots? I want that Hatter Lelouche so hard. WuT I need a credit card. Choax got up early So much black... I see, apparently that was the part I was missing. I just have to be better at hiding my feelings for longer periods of time? I had something similar happen...I was in LFR HoF right before the very frist boss on the stairs where the all the adds are. I shadowstepped to an add and shadowstepped through the world I don't think Justin Beiber was known when the books were written... Are you making an apple one O_o It would probably give me a nerdgasm There's a *slight chance* that it's about, oh... 1,500 miles away Ja ... have you ever tried to actually use BSD? Or read it's source? I'm active in the radical left community where I live, and would like to maybe get involved in some antifascist actions if I ever get a chance, since I know there are a fair number of neo-nazis where I live; but doing this as a queer trans woman frankly of scares the shit outta me a little bit, especially after what happened to that kid in France recently. I feel a little dirty right now...5 butts is a lot of butts Those sling bracers are absolutely beast WEBER It at least makes more sense though than the giant banging a woman, Hagrid would have probably ripped any normal woman apart. This is one of the hottest things I've seen on here Weird, why is my ISP blocking progressive.org.. Or tannish-brown in the cadaver lab. If it were a fish how would it come to leave its head in my backyard 7km from the sea? what happened to zuko's mom wow where'd you come from This is the new face of /r/ atheism "3edgy5me" gets a flurry of upvotes, while intelligent discourse gets downvoted to oblivion. These changes are great! Your wife? OP currently needs to take 50+ shots... is this assisted suicide? What is that clip where she's opening a tear on a horse? A couple of what? That's the equivalent of getting every last hit in 2 lanes and some jungle creeps in 10 minutes wow i really did not know this Goddamn, what's weird is your name and how similar it is to my actual real life name How do you accidentally kill Andre not when they're still moving I didn't know there was a comic about my life. Well, it's part fanon (which seems to somehow be mostly in consensus >When I think about it I have no idea why the hell these people would sign up for this stuff if they knew what they were in for. Unless they're getting paid some exorbitant amount. Oh, I've never seen this movie, and took you seriously Gentleman's Relish?? How did this keep going on so long? This is the eleventh reply I've sent to you. I don't even have to ask what the deleted comment was Thats...kinda evil don't cha think? Wow. It really should be. Married people have sex Once knew an elementary school teacher who bragged that her previous job was a hooter's waitress I'm sorry, that must've been mortifying for her but you made me laugh my head off. I just imagine someone going about their day as usual, oh, let's put my lunch in th- Jesus that looks shopped! "... and also a young Rafael Palmeiro." I thought the end trading was stopped by one of the recent updates. Those graphics... Thank you so much! Im having trouble following all these events! If its being released December 13, and movies mostly come out on Fridays.. Jeremy? I totally forgot that he might say that it's okay to have sex, as long as it's with him. THIS MEANS I CAN JUSTIFY USING THE AVELYN ON MY CRYSTAL KNIGHT BUILD Nikkone is Madlife? How can you tell something is "part human?" It's really that common to find something/someone that is "part" something? from the thumb i thought it was cocoa puffs and shapeless trix I'd like to see a castle on top of that rock Hmmmm..... that shoulder... .....am I the only one to notice that all those pokemon stand on two legs? So does that mean...you're the egg? haha! I've seen him around, but I was rather "impressed" with his flippant comment about "how great sweatshops are for those who work in them." I'm not sure how Sort is winning in all this? He got some Goon reacharound... therefor beat TEST? I just assumed 40 was max What kind of rumors? Ooooh I hope he's up on his shots. Yes the scruffy beard is awesome! If you play your cards right you can touch it What's so terrifying about it? This Minnesotan has trouble believing that drive-though liquor stores are a thing. You probably aren't going to believe me, but I just realized I played more than 9 seasons I see eyes and mouth... Oh just the usual, black tar heroin, uranium, "how to make a bomb", the generic stuff is probably picked up pretty easy.... I wonder if they're tracking me just for this comment Hero III i think I saw this earlier and didn't click on it. After going to the bathroom hours later I thought about it and now my OCD has brought me here. I check the little window that has the curtains over it to make sure they are covering it (windows in bathrooms are always weird). Also, but very rarely, I'll check the shower curtain to see if anyone is there Im not gonna stop ya, but there's gonna be that one guy who's view of the DJ is perfectly aligned with it... Holy shit didn't realize dreamhack was so soon I can't remember if I replied! I'm interested in the Confessions of a concealaholic! Holy shit this thread is a month old and already has 253 comments. That twisty thing on the right? Twist it more lol. (Needs to follow own advise yeah but if courier in use sen's fortress has cage elevator? Seven hells, OP, I went back and checked and these were nipples on a breastplate Mine too... on a Friday. PICTURES !!!!! Or mauntuk monster Holy shit. I suddenly remember that from being like 5 damn, did we just write the storyline of a sci-fi movie?? scene opens with a narrator speaking my comment and the rest of the movie's based on your comment, about how humans have unwittingly replicated the process of evolution in machines fuck! that stream stopped recording in the last 5 minutes of the last game! OMGWTFBBQ that's the biggest troll ever what? these bundles are limited??? didnt see that they make any mention of that I thought it was bad when my dog would go through my bin and eat my snotty tissues So because he has an extra spell, he's not similar to blitz anymore seriously! i thought i was the only one... both of them look weird. The demo Have you tried applying for a job as a diversity/cultural affairs employee at any university as a white person? Uh... what's a YAP Puppy? Oh! I didn't pick up on that at all I would love to see him actually get really angry "like the nonsexual thing" defuq how old are you? To be fair, we have drive through liquor stores in Australia as well. We just don't have a culture of buying the stuff and then immediately drinking it while you drive away. We used to go on long family trips like that. My mom would give us Dramamine so we would sleep the whole time You write by moving your lips?! I'd heard that the art was a bit spotty, but not quite that graphically. Well, she was really cute when I was younger, but I remember her looking really awkward for a while (I don't even remember when it was I last saw her). Apparently now she's hot again? Sounds awesome!... And scary No way I wonder how long it takes Dulfy to find out the "tactics" and making everyone of us rich Can you possibly make it 1920x1080 Panda? Is that a joke or a typo? Colin Cassady looks like Edge Can you imagine this + the omi + an occulus rift Because there are 50 teams in challenger in the 5v5, not 250 people. It's not called ranked 5v5 soloqueue. My fiancé had this exact tattoo done while I got my gears tattoo a year and a half ago that must have been a busy weekend :) i can see i lack discipline to do something like that , i'm always like "eh, i'll farm for one hour , get 2 brimstones and i'm off..." I feel like they easily could Why am i getting downvoted ? This is one of the only games where I could see an XBox player competing evenly with a PC user. All rotation/traverse rates are controlled, so there is barely any advantage to the twitch of a mouse. It's not like counterstrike or COD. I'd love to see the XBox users swell our NA playerbase, as long as I don't have to hear them on voice chat $285 for sushi... must be really good. I have no idea what you're trying to say Yay, i'm happy now :D. It would have been better to just not bring gender into it imo. Plus its a dude that wrote it, how does he know how a woman lived her life or how she justifies it? I was lying in bed trying to sleep when "middle-spoon" struck me like a bolt of lightning. "Wait... I can be... little spoon and BIG spoon *at the same time* I did too! But then I looked at the comments in the article and it's full of women (I'm assuming) criticizing people for feeling like this article is ridiculous. With it being so tiny I wonder if that means the components are not easily changed out... Does anyone know when the next art contest is starting? what is a "champaine"? Lol, surprisingly i'm no longer pissed at you. Please stop being casually racist, i know you might have been joking but its not funny I have no idea what are you trying to say here "Papa says it won't hurt us" Yeah, that's kind of what I'm leaning toward...then again, the savings on the Pulteney is pretty impressive *and* I just realized they have Laga 16 for $57...It's $90 around here!! Is Woody covered in semen on that last picture I prefer them mostly clean. Bethesda PR in disguise right here! I apologise. What colour are the triangles between the lines then? 1. your english and spacing is giving me a headache 2. I can barely understand what you're saying 3. From your attitude i could tell you were trolling, but if you really are racist, stop talking to me where do i find this I'd probably die as the second last tribute because i wasn't good knofe to win the games If you have playlists full of songs that you already own, why are you listening to them in Spotify? ... Are you me? Agreed, but the vriska looks weirdly like Whoopie Goldberg. I'm confused. Drake? HOLY SHIT. Nomming unicorns? that...thats how it works? theres a fee just to be able to DISCUSS prices? I forgive you for not reading as long as you want to actually read! :P A girl I went to school with actually wrote on her facebook profile that she hates to read and that's she's proud that she's never read a book voluntarily before. Wow talk about over-moderating awesome... What's weird is that I put everything back in the right place & Saturday when I left my apt, the sole of one of the boots was out and in front of my door. Since then nothing else has happened. I think thats Diablo 2, both of the guys are playing it What if already lie in Illinois That sounds...devastating Jesus. Thanks borg! The sign reading 128 is a peculiar bug though Did that as well, to the shock of no trace of my usernames either *blows his load all over the fucking floor* Je suis d'accord. Ma visage quand j'ai ce lu.. My OCD kicked in...the dime in the quarter stacks.. woah! Glad she's still alive Um, the original publisher was LucasArts, not EA??? Haha, thanks. I actually thought I was pregnant with the first one too, I was almost two weeks late and then I got all the regular problem plus such horrible cramps that I was curled up on the floor shaking, I even fainted a few times, I thought I was having a miscarriage is it just me or does that shield look small to you? Kind of hard to make a science fiction game feel like it's in a real world >Kind of hard to make a science fiction game feel like it's in a real world Pretty weird that they showed BF4 running on a PC to show how fckin awesome their XBone is. Wow Jake forcibly trying to jam the tape in BMO's butt was a little... Oh wow I'd never even known it existed! I seriously have to wonder if that's even being played thru HDMI Dem 3's... Okay, so you're advocating transparent society. Give me breakdown of how that will work. read it as "excessively sized dick" You want to .. sensor damp rats? When my housemate brought home a 10-week-old runt of a kitten, my 6kg maine coon was utterly terrified of it OMG I just got it. My boyfriend is currently playing dotA 2 as we speak I can't stop watching this, which is mildly significant because I'm not of the boob-loving variety. My mind is something like " Biggest size picture I've EVER seen in my whole entire life... Is that a reel big fish bracelet? You can't imagine a woman ever giving an insincere "yes"? I mean... *really*? Classic Fedorians.......you so funny..... you drew that and submitted it to reddit incredibly fast Cause in Eve biggest ship = best ship. < What makes the comparison dishonest, though? I had one of my SP apparitions tell me I was seeing into the "other world" but it's OK because I was warded and what I was seeing was just a hand print on the glass, not the real thing. But....but.....I don't watch Family Guy. ''Too big'' ? Looks totaly helpless with that leg missing and all... JLA is DC's second best book? That is fucked up! How many pentakills have you gotten Wow. No joke, just two or three days ago, I was randomly thinking about putting in an AMA request for an Agro Crag winner... Damn. Oh, wow. I think the scariest of all of these is the boy walking backwards. That's one of the scariest things I've ever heard because it's not obviously creepy, but never seeing his face would make it so that you just KNOW that his face is creepy as fuck. Sweet Jesus, I wanna fuck her Yup they trained in his back yard if I remember correctly. People were always over at Bruces house to train with him. (Side note, when you watch Kareem kick Bruce in the chest, note the size of his foot compared to Bruces chest... I don't play on PSN; however, Bison was the first character I really liked and win the most with, so i can give some advice. Bison's best (other than scissor kick) poke is his cr. forward. It's a 3 frame poke and it's useful for hit confirms. It's best that you learn how to plink lk as well, for you'll able to beat a lot normals that way as well. Don't abuse roundhouse. It might work on scrubs, but it won't really teach you anything. Cheap tactics only work for so long, so you're better off working on your turtling. His tick throw game is also very strong. You can cancel that last frames of his forward dash into a throw, so it's good to use after out poking your opponent. Lastly, on wake up it's best that you block. Only go for a reversal if you have a read. If you're unsure what they're thinking then just block and tech. Bison has a great walk speed and teleport to escape shitty pressure. There's a lot to Bison. Is there something specific you wanted to know Yeah it was strange to see that at the start of the MS conference and didn't hear a thing about it at the Sony one. When the dude said, "Looks like other players, prepare for PvP!" my eyes went from o_o to What does your age have to do with anything? So did the BB&T Center ... people may not fill the place for the Panthers, but at least they do for Selena Gomez $5/month for online and free games on all Sony platforms is a bad thing? Godfaction will be very strong! Ok, that was scary Everything was good up until I saw dat tongue I was gonna recreate this on the SMP I play on... until I realised it was like.. 58x58 Can I have this animal? Give me this animal. Sue for large amounts of money But I've had this on my tablet for months now Which episode is that? Can't remember seeing it You look forward to Call of Duty: Ghosts? That's some good looking shit ...You mean Ghz, right? Dem eyes tho. Any good streams? Wiziwig are max 250 kbps. that looked like george bush Good lord, I thought this was in /r/history. Major Uhm, i'm not criticising you Oh god that scene where she is in bed and the camera gets all distorted and she's screaming You don't know what you've got until Microsoft steals it from you and puts you in a DRM fueled internment camp with Kinect overwatch The voice of bender was Steve Balmer in Pirates of Silicon valley. No ofcourse not, what made you think that how does "old semen" smell? Tell me about it. Why did this guy take 6 years off between HS and junior college? So pointy Rugrats...Grandpa watches "lonely space Vixens" when the kids go to bed. alien porn? Is it? And why did this get downvoted? Thanks. Yeah, for some reason I had a WWII era rotary engine in a motorcycle. That would be cool, though. O_o o_O O_o We used to play Halo with some younger kids down the street until we moved... are you one of those kids?? looks like an egg. I usually dislike mullets, so why does this look good to me? If I change the dependents to 1, counting for the 1 exemption I have on my W4 currently, then it says that I will overpay by $1200. OMG! I love /r/makeupaddiction, but I've never even seen /r/beautydiagrams! Holy shit, how did this bot get/summoned here? Any way you could have someone sleep with you and find out what it is you're doing? I used to do the exact same thing. Turns out I was lifting my arms in the air while I slept and tracing/tickling them with my fingertips Your Link Karma is 666 As an American, I really don't get why British TV can't be structured better. It's absolutely mind-boggling trying to follow TV shows from Britain, as show schedules seem completely and utterly random At work - on Reddit, waiting for work to roll in. Wife is coming home early today - nice as she's been in school and working. Going to skype with her parents and probably watch a couple episodes of Lost tonight. We're on our third rewatch Heheh...heh.... and this is bad? They were sponsored by adidas ...of course it's okay. My teammates want to do it. We aren't privileged enough to play club so casual leagues are all we have. That doesn't mean we hate winning. Pizza is absolutely disgusting unless it's perfectly prepared with quality ingredients, and even then it's just okay. Basically, that quote about how pizza is like sex? I always thought that was backwards. People who will eat a soggy hunk of dough covered in grease: the fuck is wrong with you yeah, how is this comment rated so high? That episode just came out a couple weeks ago and the video is from August 2011 n/o, but with the stuff me & my friends have just .06 made my friends eyes go Plus that sweet drum brake on the same side as the sprocket. Kind of did a little facepalm at that moment, but then after that the skyscraper fell and my bro and I were like Is Gene Kerman a parallel to Gene Kranz or Gene Cernan? Wow... That's just ridiculous G75 with a 570m? Do you mean 670m 50 battles / day Clicking on this expecting a post about a passed away friend who mained adc I was promoting a domain controller or something like that recently (it was something Microsoft, but I forget what I was doing exactly) and it gave me an error message with, "Error: The process was successful." ... Did she just nod her head ever so slightly? Is this Sarajevo? Or..... Is this Canada He looks like he would be a noise type if that were made into a thing then she definitely wins this..... Also, did you just comment on two of posts about the endless at the same time This is a **really** cool tip This theory makes me think more that River is one of the Claras. $99... no question. $200, I'd have to check with the wife. OH MY! What about vocaroo trailers for our stories? hehehehe. Dem 80's shorts Thanks for pointing this out my fellow Montgomery Countyian. I was entering the contest at 4am while talking on the phone... Can somebody who's watched the video explain to me wtf he's even talking about? The whole video just sounds like a bunch of one-liners cut and pasted from epic historical movies without any consistency or meaning Wait... You're telling me that a modern, relatively civilized country like Italy is still *making* these fucking things? TIL Flying Lotus is Captain Murphy Even the spikes? Did I call pie a cake? Are you Ed or performance? I just had my performance recital on piano Sunds like dubstep Wait.... is that purple glow real? No, they will definitely not support their latest products.. Your shirt...it doesn't exist. Yeah, what on earth is this censorship? I understood what he was saying and as a jeweler, I would not be surprised. Lots of people thought that selling a diamond to a jeweler at the retail cost they paid 18 months ago was a good deal for the jeweler. so they had an email failure notice and everybody freaked out? why the hell would you order chinese juices $475? :O I have had Amazon Prime for a while and did not even bother to check the shows they had on Instant. I have been missing out this whole time The current City sets are amazing Mother of god Hm. The first three don't bother me much at all. I do agree that the 24 hour connection thing is ridiculous..But I don't see how all of this is making everyone go bonkers. Thats just bad mana management then, I don't use skills unless I need to, something that Dota taught me. I use a E then Q combo when I feel that it is a good time to, normally I just auto attack. If you start Faerie/wards/hp pot, you should be fine... I shave my arms and it really pisses off a couple of my friends for some reason Gawrsh, you guys, thank you. C: I do have a cowlick on my head that's starting to get awkward, though. The worst is when I'm in bed and he jumps on the bed, and is near my legs and his eyes get like this There seems to be a problem with my "p.s." Kind of makes me wonder what the hell he found out once he was allowed to have access to all that classified information Interestingly, most of the arguments (both for and against) don't relate to anything Sony's doing, just things they're **not** doing. Sony has gotten a lot of praise for maintaining the status quo, and in regards to 24 hr connections and maybe used games, that's understandable. However, they're not really driving any innovations that spark my interest. It's pretty much just a stronger PS3. So even though I was initially impressed by Sony's conference (and the chanting reaction Oh. Except....that's obviously Faith. How is everyone having a keyblade on their names? wtf.. it was about toxicity in ranked .....period piss..... My mobile cut off the article after the first paragraph. Fuck me! I just have freakishly low standards.... and not just for commentary nvm I thought it said 5 not 4 TIL So.... Whatever happened to the photographer? 3 streams I had no idea so many people throw controllers What I am curious about is the fact that all through out elementary/intermediate/middle school I used to get breakouts around my lips/nose. Those were the only places I ever got these outbreaks and I was always told it was shingles (transmitted from being breastfed by my mother). Though from all the pictures I've seen on the internet, I've never seen rashes/blemishes that resembled the ones I had and I have not had any such outbreaks like those since middle school. WHAT DO I/DID I have!??!?! Wow. You'd think for $200 the vet would at least make something up if she can't find a cause. underwater? Ew. Just. Ew. ∑( W-Where did it all come from? When I saw this just now I immediately thought that him and Eli look quite a bit similar. gah... hope no one has an unexpected lab result Any health concerns consuming a product with radiation though.. Just got home...what happened? Holy cow?......... Anyone notice the face by the second giraffe? Whut. What kind of Skooma do you have to drink to make the world turn green? There's usually quite a lot of cake in ice-cream cake Someone post more Sena please SMAUG IS THE VILLAIN IN STAR TREK? If you look very carefully, you can see that one is actually raining In other news, bystander pulls out camera rather than protecting protestor from attacking children. My grandparent's dog used to love river rocks way more than her toys, at least when she went out swimming. She used to bring rocks all the way home, but one time she swallowed a rock and had to have is surgically removed. she was completely fine, but they kept the rock in the living room The fuck is pro lapsing my colon? Was that a hacker, I thought he just got stuck in a funny way? How very Stewie Griffin of him I forget which set it was, but the LEGO store near me had a sale on the first gen sets of Batman. There was a stack of one set the had been discounted IIRC at around 40-50%. I didn't even pick up one... I don't want to be on a list somewhere Did you just tl;dr the tl;dr from the original post? .....early last year? Shit it wasn't even that early THIS year. It was literally two months ago. Why is that link purple? Funny how the most visible contours are the seacoasts, mountain peaks and the Eastern Polish border According to this thread... Not enough Yeeeah, even underwear alone ought to stop this happening yeah. I know Wut 5 minutes? You're a speed demon! I'm not on Facebook so I couldn't look this up, but have they really found 14 queens better than her ? So if I slice up your breasts and vulva with a razor, that's not sexual assault? And you're saying that borrowing money and not returning it is not theft? What if all cats are ghosts of greedy people Conscious say, "Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk." Oh damn, i wonder how they do that Yet my co worker was lifting about 20 panels of 6' high wooden fence with it. What resolution is your monitor? Don't Alcohol turn into Ether when boiled?! Any dragon/fairy type would be practically immortal Defeats the purpose of baking it next to nuclear waste lol. Anyways, the consensus seems to be, eat the potato and get superpowers. However, radiation sickness and the chance of cancer doesn't seem all that appealing to me My bunny rabbit I have honestly never heard of them called anything but upper case, lower case & Captiol. HOLY.FUCKING.SHIT A redditor A Took you 5 hours to do 100 miles? It knows Tiniest text ever That's your opinion, I think it will benefit the pencil industry. Sure, they'll have a bigger lunch, but they'll also have a pencil that does your homework for you Adora--OMG. I was discreet. Holy Sh*t! I did not expect that ending. X Bone? Made with Canvas Could be a dagger from Shadar Logoth. Woohoo, I'm psychic! Or I'm subconsciously stalking you. Yeah, I know. I don't drink myself but I saw one of my friends posting in it and I was like Chairs can cost $900? wow, i misread the amount of damage dice rolled as the amount of damage done That was fast Depends where OP lives I think. In Australia a Uni grad is almost definitely earning 50k+ but I have a feeling in the US it's quite a bit less yeah, i seen the thumbnail and price and went Weird that they used an American SNES hooked up with Euro/Japanese Controllers. How did you reply to an archived thread Lol, I actually just noticed this same thing while stocking deodorant at work last night. It gave me pause for a moment. Did not know about the chandelier. did u eat ur her moms spaghettti?? At my university the education students do teaching internships in their first semester! " Fany's face looks so thin in this pic.. That would be creepy! "Turn your head and cough, Mr. King..." "People are leaving because of the commission infestation"? What the hell did I just read? I SEE IT IN EVERYTHING Talk about massively burning bridges. Its only two episodes long Really?! Eh, alright then. That sub is as dead as Methuselah, though. I don't understand why people are cheering, was it really that much of an annoyance? Oops, I think my phone cut off my message. Do you see the Internet as not people or something? He's out now on EUNE, but only available for RP Someone watches you while you do it...? wait, does that actually work? I heard the laugh track at the end All fun and games till someone gets the 3 month itch. I'm tempted to try but also quite confused in why they were included Wow ... thank you for posting that link! My mind is completely blown now. Why is nearly every comment the same que balls ?!? I'm really hoping that "4 times a month" is a typo. That, or I need to go back to sex ed in high school and re-learn some stuff My dogs... Nope, I actually don't You look super familiar. ... when I catch a glimpse of myself.. and I look like my mother Thanks Iron. And to be fair - I suck at DCS so maybe the lack of detail is a good thing The problem here isn't that it's going to happen. It's the fact that it's possible. Okay I didn't detect any type of editing or manipulation of the video at ALL My god, this hasn't happened to me yet. I hope it never does. perfect! trust me it's a million times easier without the weed singing it's siren song from that shoebox in the closet He seriously donkey-kicked that one What the fuck? How does that work? Apparently, at some point we started arguing about censorship. I have no recollection of this. How do you know that there's not someone, somewhere, always praying for everyone to keep praying O_o You can't prove that's **NOT** the case Same here, at first glance I thought it was some bizarre two-headed dog stuck on something I honestly never even heard of the video until you posted this My gf has one. I'm not sure it's a rat, but it sure as hell isn't a dog I'm great at sitting around...watching tv...eating sandwiches... and drinking beer. I also enjoy the occasional night out with my golf buddies. I would be an amazing daddy/husband :D Isn't that what they all end up doing? Lava lamp This is an 18yo from a small town in northern Australia. I'm trying to convince myself he was high or drunk and just lost his faculties. Either he's drunk all the time or its a secret young adult language I'm really out of touch with. now try demon's souls Holy comments... 333 Titanfall That guy is also from the iron man movies? And some of the sickest submission defense I've seen. Why did they make Versus it's own Final Fantasy now? You saying I was lagging? Yeah I'm planning on it so if it dies I can use it again haha. I really hope Neal lets me at least buy one if I can't get one as a reward :( I've been saving for it since I figured it would be like... 20k Her form is horrific! Also... there's something weird about that bow, that bottom limb looks shorter than the top? As the other guy said STX isnt in trouble, but CJ (spsonor for CJ Entus) apparently is in trouble with the government Haha he wearing a Cane jersey and throwing popcorn at the screen... I'm kinda cheering for the other team at this moment This is so elaborate Well don't I feel stupid now I haven't watched E3 yet I just don't see Rob Lowe as JFK ohhhh :))) hopefully ill still be in good shape ... unless the junk food catches up with me I just noticed. Blue side has been getting wrecked today. How do you make these words super tiny like that?? No blood, maybe a little pain? I was very calm (I felt like I'm gonna see it for definite, but I'm also in that group of people that isn't very excited for it. I watched the trailer probably back in October/November, and from what I remember, some parts seem incredibly unrealistic. Like the wall that either zombies or people were climbing over each other to reach. Like, seriously? there are free kindle emails???????????????? Why is this purple? ..Bits? You must link please. I'd push myself out the window I feel dirty... but I can't stop looking. Why hello. Then how rir u make this memo Are there really that many non-military UAVs flying around? You....sign out? My mom drove past where it hit on her way to work! I used to live in Ceciltucky, now I'm up in the 'burbs near Filthy. My parents don't understand why I prefer civilization I have never seen this gif til now Huh, the first paragraph of the quote has changed since I read it last. That's actually the article I was quoting. Now I can't stop staring either wow that sounds amazing Also some of us have local post offices that UPS and Fedex like to hand our packages to. Who then like to lose them or put them in your father's PO box instead of attempting to deliver it to your street address as they're required to do. And then call the cops on you when you curse them out for doing this over 10 times. Things might change by next season. Heck maybe GG lets Genja go and DL can play for them what if he is a man plot hole yeah man, space fills up fast when you have games that are pushing 15 gigs... You love nintendo because they refuse to listen to customers? Why does your flair say Marine Private? Damn, i had exact the same idea to post a photo like this one before i went to sleep and now you posted this! Weird No disrespect as I dig what you've done, but for some reason seeing them in colors makes me think they look like something you'd find in the hair dryer & accessories aisle at Wal-Mart. IDK why, they just do. weirdest thing i have seen in a while I think I just had an orgasm from nothing more than auditory stimulation. Pretty sure its more likely that Gom will drop group selections than OSL would I should start.. What an odd work place. Dude, who the hell takes pics of this kind of shit and uploads it to the internet and THIS many people look at it... I'm People will have a lot of fun with it LA is considered a bot nowadays? Its so fluffy I'm gonna die... The swedish map looks like inspector gadget with his dick out... One guy even has his kevlar on. Weird. Gay people cannot donate blood - What the actual fuck I think it's just you... WTF, your start is my goal. That is some awesome work Guess I'm gonna be doing another montage with these when they come out lol! Don't. I enjoy it. I watched this at a [0] and laughed my ass off.. I think I smoke too much Dem claws. Can't we just use this clan? Is that Asuka ? Screw a zombie apocalypse, we could have a giant human hot dog apocalypse This was in Australia. I'm pretty sure you can do it in the u.k. too. Apparently not in aus though. The cop actually said you can't communicate with other drivers Why does everone want guns? That literally just happened to me when i went out for a cig. In tutto questo non ho capito perché siano stati aggrediti i soccorritori. TIL what a menstrual cup is I thought I had dick-acne The title of this thread compared to the context its being scrutinized under is ridiculous. If your SWITCHING to PS4 then you wouldn't have owned those games to begin with. You can download essentially ANY PS3 game from the PSN onto your PS4 with no issues! This post will just confuse people over nothing. Nice work OP. . . Non ho idea di cosa stia succedendo Does this just look like Devil May Cry with companions to anyone else? You do? Yeah I know, that sounds like the worst possible thing you could do Sounds like a classic sociopath. Having my nipples tongued or sucked Don't do it. Not worth it. The Honor Code and BYU will fuck you over, and sooooo not in the good way. No Ygritte? Maybe Fennekin is Fire/Fairy Wow! That's extremely well done. Strange. I haven't thought of this song in years. About an hour ago, my 16-year-old son said something about peaches so, of course, I burst out singing, "Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lotta peaches." Being a 16-year-old, he gave me this look Are you suggesting they can only play one match at a time? Zipties I enjoyed the game play but not the time it took to raid Man, I hope *that* Karma gets applied to something far more entertaining than a new contract I feel like if I attach my name to something like that I would instantly be put on a "special" watch list for suspected future terrorist when they dont pardon him. I mean they can already do what they want I have the same hair. Whatever your style, keeping your hair moisturized is the best thing you can do. I was just introduced to Deva Curl and now I swear by it. I use the No-Poo to keep lather from frizzing my hair and condition like mad. Always rinse out your conditioner with cold water and avoid toweling your hair. Using their moisture adding product I've gone from frizzball to awesome curls I can be proud of rather than chop off or hide. Boy do I ever sound like a commercial The eggplant and pizza mushroom from pizza hut there looks amazing So generalizing generally prevents higher order thinking? I took a Hawthorne class in college, and after reading both of them in rapid succession, I had this face on for the next few days: or selling orgasms.... Do we? I had no idea My problem is, don't the characters seem a bit *too* stupid? In real life i get the feeling these people would be classified as mentally handicapped Her legs look like they belong to a hunter from Half Life 2: Ep 2 Want. Oh, I know you, alright. And I still clicked. Maybe it's ME I'm not as familiar with. a friend of mine calls it "horse heading" when she leaks onto the bedsies How the hell did you load up 4800mb worth of vram onto that What do you mean? Mucus. I...had no idea. Everyone in guild was saying they were only in the beginner zones and when I looked on Dulfy, they said the same thing but added two secondary zones. Have I missed something? From that link there, "Get Blazing Fast Speed", then goes off to say 1.5Mbps FLCL or Dragon Half. Can't choose between the two You look like you're 21 Apparently The thing is I don't seem to have these problems - At least not NEARLY as severely - when I'm doing other forms of aerobic activity (for example, vigorous dancing). That's what really makes me think it could at least be PARTIALLY influenced by the way I breathe or handle myself when I run versus when I do other things. I can dance for an hour and break a sweat in a jazz class and feel just the right amount of tired, but can't even go short distances at an easy jog without feeling like I'm about to throw up Haha"...lets just...cover this bit up with a moustache...and no-one will ever know... I would never skip her class Part 1 doesn't seem to make a coffee connection either The eyes... Why can't I stop watching this? Wait, how did Grave Bramble not make the final cut? He's old but he's still the only Terminator. Him and Summer Glau of course :) Imagine if they had them both I forgot to open my gate. It's the 'pop music' station where I live, no joke How do you get that insane night sky? You'd consider Hard Light easy? you can shoot through the floor of A in nuke.. wat Looks pretty good to me. There are some polishes that look System restore doesn't affect files though? I just put it on a napkin or toilet paper near my toothbrush. Make sure you throw it away when guests come over. Cop has 170 cs at the 26th minute Exactly, and that "any civilized society" obtains warrants, like they do in Russia. Horrible title, and so many commenters who obviously didn't check out the vid NSA? I'm on to you bringing back up erased information. Wait, Fiora and Ziggs were OP on release? What game are you playing? :| A buddy and I beat the portal 2 coop in 4 hours 5 days before it was released. I was a little disappointed. How the hell did you make it last so long Group G is definitely the group of death Holy moly!! where are you watching it, my game is at 57 minutes I crashed in the middle of the game and had to restart my PC, and this was my end-game screen... How did it know my name That game The sheer amount of hourglasses and guardian angels, plus zac's passive and karthus 50% drives failing Heard one woman go on and on about how any woman under a size 12 had to be an anorexic because no one could stay "that skinny" without starving themselves. Pokemon X Y crossover? I can't believe I put this into karmadecay and it returned no results. And google images turned up nothing. Lol well what else will they say about dumb complaints are you crazy A half-eighth? He wanted 1.75 grams...? That's crazy, I have a PS3 and stream to it all the time. Never heard of this before You've slept with all the hot guys in every cities?! TNT took it back? I love that book Yes, because discussing the most popular desktop Linux distribution in /r/linux is obviously off topic. Are you my wife? ( His/Her left eye see's Ghosts 45 hours... As a fan with a limited knowledge of the EU I...didn't know I was following the chronological order So I started reading the books, mainly because I didn't want to wait for season 4 to start airing, and Cersei and Jaime are twins Woah, what a horrible situation! well that'll be the first and probably only time I'll see "consensual rape" in an anime If you are able to "grip" the joysticks of the X-Box controller, you must have tiny tiny hands Midwest here. As long is its not in no burn for the county we have pallet fires in town. Over 2,000 subs How? You'd have to do the same updating with the One. Am I the only one whose jaw went THUNK when he turned around and said **"All of this is playable terrain."** I mean...I don't....I can't.... So a while ago I was working for someone at his office in his guest studio behind his house. He thought the praying mantis sack was cool and wanted to keep them in a jar or something. Well while we were working I looked down and there were a few praying mantis's on the floor. I was like What happens if you don't get the green light after? Not to forget how he managed to cancel diana jump on DL in mid air with his Q, his reactions are so outstanding Holy. Shit. I just thought I was curious! anyone notice the lack of hands on the guy he put his arm around?? i love it when companies break rules to make the customer happy. one time i bought a car and my sales guy got totally chewed out by the financing guy just to get me a good deal. they made me feel like i got the deal of a life time. My God! That image has now been seated into my skull why best **girl**? is there a cuter guy? We felt that there is a crapton of Sven swords but no actual armor pieces lately. Actually since the first wave of sets over a year ago I want. I think back to when I was 23, and I can't believe that someone could act this way. What is wrong with young people these days? Jesus fucking christ. Your ex sounds like she was more like 13. Hmm I just looked it up and it is now 61.5% negative That's what I said Damn...looking at your pic got me hard My dog scared the crap it of me one night, her lips, eyes and ears was twitching, her chest was contracting and she was making this huffing noise, and legs were full on flailing. I said her name a few times with no response. I swore she must of been having a seizure. I pick her up and start shaking the living crap out of her yelling "CHEZZA? CHEZZA!!!". She finally wakes up and both of us are frighten all to hell and we spend a few moments looking at each other like O.O Jeez, you got WAY TO MUCH eHP so much green NSA... They're using people now I've reread this a few times and still have no idea what you're saying. Chin up pal. At least you get to share her Are you a 1.0 player? Also whats the link to the beta download? I've certainly heard of pain fetishes but damn What. That's scary as shit. Better get out there. What fruit do you pair with green tea? great talk. some of the people asking questions at the end = I hope they feel that way! I leave out of town on the 18th though! So I probably won't see anything :( I go to a place with no internet Well then you should come here in January-February :P -33 degrees Celsius was the coldest here in Southern Finland where I live... But they had -38 up in the North oh snap. then i dodged a bullet too woah woah you have 300k gold coins!?!? just lying around on the floor?!?! well i guess i shouldn't be afraid of dropping my 50 ingots they call that a "tour" now? He said, THAT HIS MOM WASN'T DRUNK WHEN THEY SLEPT TOGETHER! I am getting unable to patch file error Yes! How about locking your door? Is that a secret dark armed? I want it How do you even get pictures of each other in 3 weeks? I've been with my SO 8 months and we've got 2 or 3 pictures together Why is all of OP's comments downvoted? Geese have tongues on the other hand, how come you can put more than 2x scopes on a shotgun. Yeah She gives pics of her 13 year old self to her boyfriends what NOTE: there is a SQL query under 0.41 that needs to be run for stashes to save. - Am i missing something? What query has to be ran to fix this Yes, you're right... What part of the body is this? Wait, Video Ezy sells 3DS games? So of I'm caught taking a whizz outside, I get hit with public urination and must register as a sex offender for "revealing" in public. (behind this dumpster is in public I discovered creepy pasta this afternoon...and I don't think I'll have a crazy dream again ^^mainly ^^cuz ^^it'll ^^be ^^freakish ^^nightmares ^^now Oh my god those shoes are gorgeous!! Love your nails too. But dem shoes... holy shit Oh, so that's what the tiny crab on my card is for. I thought they figured out that I was from Maryland What mother is pre-ordering a $500 6 months before release? I think you'd better enjoy that body while you've still got it, because it's all downhill from here. My gifter picked up my info and confirmed sending in 45 minutes so I'm not sure what to expect I mysteriously got reddit gold and I suspect my gifter has something to do with it I will only know once I get anything Am I blind? I just don't see it. and I live in Sydney! Him?... I think it's a she You are quite the globetrotter are you? They shoot themselves in the head? Wow, that is a lot of money for Canada! Considering we had 15% tax at the time, it would have cost $760 I've been doing this ever since vita games started popping up on ps+. If/when I get a vita, I'm going to have such a massive library of games for it Oh wow later on??? what, you wait in the closet for them to come home later on??? what, you wait in the closet for them to come home Rump steak is awesome! Pink sauce sounds questionable Well, it looks badass, but I can't really tell what's going on. What the fuck!? He copied my comment from the past?! wait...the game hasn't actually released yet? There's Seahawks fans in the UK??? Problem is the window only stays open for like half a second. Last night he said I had pretty eyelashes... on my way back from the island he asked if I was in a relationship So let them dry out and then what? Can you squeeze powder out or something? I thought they only contained the cut. Are you fucking with me? At first I was like. Maybe a little panic moment but she was nowhere near death. Then that second thing happened Ok, I used that link to measure myself and I was 29" underbust and 34" bust. So I'm a 29DD? What what what is this Wait, that aint HC? I just imagined Etho with his crazy enchants AND Nebris's potions. He would be unstoppable How about every interaction with either of his mothers? How about the moment when Pa Kent tells him he should have let those kids die?! Last season Ryan Mathews for Brandon Marshall What sort of world are you living in that makes you think two Fallout games will only last a weekend ...the shadow above his lip. where's the leg?!?! Non riesco a stare zitta. Nel sud Italia i miei alunni mangiavano pizza e patatine (o cose di merda tipo Fonzies) a *collazione la mattina*, io ero così: Aren't you the one who's incorrect here, though? Hey now! I'm trying I don't really know who she is nor do I like her that much to be honest. Smallville Lois wasn't hot to you? Snute is not a notable player? Fweddit is punching above it's weight class? \ There are kinky things that aren't sex-related? Well since i cant comment for some reason now shit how'd you know? Why exactly did you do so much stuff for this dude? Even with a free meal, I wouldn't do it How long did that take What? You enjoy them?? Everyone that I shared them with thought that they were terrible Is that cake made just from icing Whenever i see a train coming my brain says i should jump jump infront of it Am I hitting them because they touched your face or for other reasons Are you sure you can get the profession ones from there still? Why is it always cakes? is this your first bike? an R1 for a first bike? infinite reflection . . Woooow ! I just had a "dry run" this morning. I saw my gf off at the airport for the first time, she comes back next week. Then at the end of July, I will see her off for her year-long fellowship across the ocean. But already, the feels have come in hard and strong. I didn't follow her all the way down this time, but there's no way I won't next. I really noticed my texts to her today were more blatantly sappy than usual, too. I am looking forward to being proudly in a successful LDR, flair and all, but still... Yeah, I wasn't pointing that at you directly. That'd be rude. Also I can no longer post anything outside this subreddit I did not know I could join subreddits together like that. SICk, no more generic Splitreason hoodies ! Oh my god, I thought that was supposed to make me sleep how do you remember your account name "Regular" rapist. We'll he's already let a family member (or some hard-sell boiler room guy) to advise him on investment half my post got cut off I saw that a while back online too, and it MADE MY FUCKING NIGHT Wtf Screaming It's a social life sink. You spend your whole time on there instead of with your real friends... On reddit... ###** But not because it's rude and inappropriate? I also did.... well....alright then. would have gone straight from ¬_¬ to I don't know how I've never run across one before, but it never even crossed my mind that they had pupa. Or that their pupa would be so big. oh really? didn't know that. I've only played ruby. whoops.. XD I mean "crisis" When? How? Well.. Fuck >Leo cut his hair! "Moon pie." I copy ten times before I paste because our copypaste is broken in my work environment because of Windows 8 and rdp and roaming profiles My balls hadn't even dropped at 11. I don't even know what this site is for lol Holy shit I have never even imagined that someone could play alchemist so terribly Why did the game let me launch the pieces individually? Could this have something to do with the dark shadow behind the fairy in the ending credits ? "...do I need to run fast?" I'm not a Ginger I have never understood the whole leather fetish thing, but now I understand From the thumbnail, I thought they were glittery suppositories Wow...even for a game...that's quite intimidating and makes you cautious of such a person We have to wait, like, a year, but Walking Dead fans only have to wait half that time ...what if this *is* Microsoft sugarcoating things? I'm not automatically assuming this list was compiled by a woman I just checked my to-do list for the next flair update (whenever that is) and it's on there. I realize that the current logo belongs to a specific denimination. For a general reformed falir, I'm thinking I'll try to get the hand/heart Seal of Calvin to look decent at 25x25 pixels. I really don't want to use a picture of Calvins face. That has been suggested. But madness was so much easier than spine? I am a man! Haha same amount of balls as you. Unless you only have 1? That is SO much cock to deepthroat... holy fuck they should have had that thing put down Just the thought of having to smell someone else's farts, I guess. Maybe thats a testament to love? "Honey, if I had to smell someone's farts for the rest of m life, I'm glad its yours" Holy hell. That thing's enormous, and yet it can only carry a *freaking piece* of an aircraft carrier. He looks just like the guy who works at the circle k near my house Is it just me or is there a face at the bottom of the meat? She told Stern that she takes it up the ass from her husband what happens if you headbutt them into the right side bot lane wall> How is this a feature though. hell.. i thought this was a mask till i read "makeup" Actually, for me it's what I'm typing that's coming out weird Are you ambidextrous? So it was supposed to be funny? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! well that is awesome The moment when you realise the cameraman isnt searching and they are all like that I don't know why I clicked the comments thinking they wouldnt be mostly racist Managers can be bastards man. I had an ovarian cyst pop once that landed me in the hospital and when I came back to work the next day he asked me in so many words if I had had an abortion. Wow, I never knew that there were any Sims games for consoles at all And sanjii It's hypnotizing damn son. Really? No i haven't Holy spaceing Jool Im really surprised by this. I also used to hate Twitch because it was always lagging. But the past few months I've been able to watch 720p+ without any lag on Twitch... Edit: On the other hand.. What's up with the music? ok i think i crossed to a parallel universe where guys go to brazilians servers to troll is there a Dragon-themed weapon? drooool Probably in a paddock on farmland like most sheep here in NZ I was like "nice picture.. who are these people?" and then I looked at the title and picture again. Suddenly it clicked. Woah. He looks so young I know they said they're in Denmark, but just to give another country's perspective - I'm in Australia and we have the same dollar/exchange rate as the U.S, and I last went to the cinema to see Star Trek into darkness (first time I'd been in like 3 years) and it cost me $21 for a standard ticket! That's two days worth of food for me... prices are honestly just getting so crazy lol this seems like such a strange statement to make. Where has it been said that Haru Haru is the MV that most Koreans think of? I'm not sure if I can cry w/o actually being upset Sure, focus shen some more, that's gonna work just fine... I just followed the instructions in this post and apparently I am a 36J?!?! and twitch is lagging... we can't even get a decent stream to watch the lcs. What is this??? Is... Is that Wierd Al? Einstein is all, like, "Dat ass... did he... did he not blink through that whole video? I hear people talking about this, but am I the only one who literally NEVER gets lag on Twitch? I don't even have a good internet connection either... that Ikaruga... And an interesting way to hold a bottom-button mod. What's with the pistol not in a gun safe just casually chilling there? I had no idea there were one from which you couldn't remove the battery! How do you re-set it if it freezes? Two bucks a gallon ? You'r living the dream! "EETTTEETSOLD" apparently. Do you feel particularly validated with the whole thing going on? I mean I saved your comment forever ago cuz I thought it was cool. Was looking through and saw the date on this and kinda went Guess what, Luna's doctor worked in an office where the resident kitty was a black cat named Luna! We're everywhere At the last wedding I edited the groom's mother spoke and in the middle of the toast she pulled out a plate of bread and salt for the bride and groom to eat. It's a Polish tradition but I was I have also noticed this Smoking? Did CandyPanda really just ulted shielded Malphite? > HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY AS CRAP AND SCARY... 1:08 what kind of ninja cat flees without throwing a cat bomb? Every time I go, they put the pink base coat that they do for French nails. And then when it's dry, they add the white tips, then clean it up with acetone, and I'm just like I do not have a sister, nor do I have a dog. That is not my story. Where did you get that? ...right?!?! absolutely amazing!! Not sure if being sarcastic or stuck in 90s Scary Spice How do you even spend that much time on swap note? Uhm...doesn't sound like you read my post Blinged mission runner in lowsec? WHERE? Why would being an obvious fit make him uninteresting? Was that Plank from ed edd n eddy. Knew it i wonder if the driver there was being testy with the officer I... hadn't even thought of that "Daddy's wee wee is just kissing mommy... On the inside." ...yeaah..... I don't understand what to do with that link. I click it, I look around.. no clue. Oh, it's not THAT mes...mer...izing......... What happens when you hook 2 X1s together I dont get the issue? Hwelp, it's not every day that you see the stupidest thing you've ever seen How odd. Histamine is actually supposed to promote wakefuless. Hence, why Provigil/Nuvigil partially stimulate histamine release. But cronin, don't you understand? They're all in elo hell. They DESERVE to be challenger level players No, because then you disallow AP junglers. You'd essentially be even anyway - because you're not forced to buy a really bad item to get the HP regen. It's mostly there to give a tiny boost and keep you sustained without resorting to lifesteal. If an invade is allowed to get the last hit, the jungler should be somewhat punished - that's good play rewarded. I don't see what's wrong with that I know it's a text based game, but is it really that hard? You make it sound like it's rage-quittable This guy looks more like a caricature of a fish than an actual fish. So much complaining in there Basically, all top champions are like that. I still have no idea how people can enjoy playing that horrible godforsaken toxic wasteland of a lane Wow two people in the same place that don't think Symphonia is the best Tales game? You foreigners, what the christ is wrong with bathing with a person in your family, that is of the same gender Love the chap from Konami @ 4:00. He's like "Is this a real award?" "Should I be putting this on the wall? Uh oh >the jungler should be somewhat punished - that's good play rewarded. I don't see what's wrong with that I've made them that large by hand before but that was for a party....I honestly didn't think they sold them that big Eye removed or eye and half her face? I thought there was maybe a trans thing going on, but then it wasn't referenced in the post. I was very confused At the fountain. Waiting for laserz They're so soft The point of the program is to prevent future attacks... I'm in love My brain read the title as "Does anyone like mustache rides?"...... ( It was off the side of the road when we were traveling to La Fortuna (where the volcano is). He didn't tell me til after that the rope had been there for almost 20 years I went to high school with her. Blah Blah Blah games Blah Blah, who is that girl. 3. not making a reaper Say whaaa?! wow that was close How are those buttons? Uhhh what? How was sneakercon? I was debating about going until I seen it was on the other side of town in East Point Yeah, maybe you'll be the only one without skin cancer in the future, too Everything I'm quite sure that's a reference to the mustache in the picture but...I'm unaware as to how that resembles a landing strip Can't believe somebody downvoted you for that clarification I thought so too... Is there some dark part of the internet where these guys get their copypasta messages to copypasta from?! I think.. you might be using a tiny bit too much polish on the brush So much planning would have to go into that.. I guess instajib sounds like a nautical term, where a sailing crew has some really speedy rigger who can insta-jib the foremast. Lesson learned. Agreed... putting me in control of... you know... One of the best uses of video games as a medium to tell a story pretty much in forever. know a specific time in the video I should pay attention to? It's 9 mins lol The fuck? Why is this upvoted? I've always wanted to play the ocarina because of Lugia's song. I still have the sheet music for it on the piano on my old computer That is most excellent. Flattening out a book? I've never seen anyone do that, what's the point in doing that..? Funny until you realize the boy in the doorknob is moving independents of your son GG... thats crazy, she has a 80% slow, a silence that stops AA, and now basically a malph out Holy shit, where did you go to school? Username checks out. I didn't even know he had lived in France and wrote the Great Gatsby there While hardly nerfing her early-midgame. Thats the point. I reallllllyyyy dont like the thought of a LebLanc scaling into lategame while her earlygame is as strong as it was before. Shes completely gonna dominate 85% of Soloqueue now I'm bigger ^^......wait did i just say that out loud Waiting for you to realise that you just suggested that quick-time events could be great no, I don't have flawless english. My father was the owner of a publicity agency in Mexico city. Mum was his secretary. But I don't want to break up with her just because she is "fat" But do you have to open other people's links? Why? My library has the newest trade paperback out. Two days before its release, I put myself on the hold list. I was person 106, 2 days early. ...*Why* exactly did that comment trigger Monster Mash to start playing in my head? i way prefer this bad boy,. i had a 360 for the entirety of the last gen consoles too.. the 360's controller is slightly better for shooters (real trigger) and thats it... i always knock the freaking battery out mid game playing fighters on the 360 wtf froggen kill their support and they don't go 5vs4 ? Don't die now Wow. He seems to be getting really fat and lazy in person Wow, I haven't been able to watch the EU LCS and the results I see this morning are shocking to me Wow, all the quarterfinal odds are so one-sided Creaton KDA = **33,5** These images are of me doing the jumps. I have already tried them. You say "we" as if you had anything to do with making those games... I'm not trying to be a dick here, but you'll never get anyone on your side by taking video games *this fucking seriously*. It's not some grand social movement for fucks sake -- there are *real* things going on in the world besides games hitler wasn't "elected with only 5% of the votes" Ultimate Spider-man is a horrible cartoon Prepare for your mind to be blown Dat loot How does he have so many close moments?! That's like a months worth for me if not more. What the fuck? The tide has turned, I agree with Sarah Palin on something. It almost felt like Stephano wanted to let ToD win but him refusing to make colossi and throwing away so many units that it took almost an hour for ToD to win Real pizza does come from NY but there are 20 candles Fuck does that even mean? Deman looks exhausted GAH fix it please!! Nope! Straight edge all the way and i been raving since 2009 I think we're agreeing here but I'm on like an hour of sleep. I only got 2 meteors to fall Damn, you think about waves of enemies unfettered by fear of machine gun fire charging you is unnerving, but if you could see one smiling while shooting at you... Ok now I'm scared. Is this from the U.S. release? I must find one OP's post history isn't very aww. Alex and I were watching on Skype, and let's just say...there was a lot of white noise and spam. There are a few dead people laying around too What are you suggesting? Mind if I ask, but how the hell does an Offensive Lineman be the runner up for the heisman??? sorry this is longer than the actual post Where are these new unusuals coming from (new chests?)? I missed a patch update/psa or something I guess o.O. Does this mean we'll have RE roshans? ...by calling people 'child abuse sympathizers', perhaps? ... Because they believe raping children can be beneficial to the children? I never thought I'd see fat-shaming language extend to an ASTRONOMY piece. Wait why is this thread removed? Who has the manliest most intimidating voice? This is something we all need to know Price is asian?! your tl;dr is just as long as your post. We Have become America How is the Tank? I've got the same PV arriving tomorrow with a set of the ViVi Nova tanks but I've been seeing more of that Kanger being used (and in some cases shattered It's like a bee tornado... Sweet Jesus I'm surprised that the built-in Ethernet library doesn't already use interrupts, actually. Oh shit I hope that feud will continue, that match was really good Dazzle is my favourite Hero and Naga is definitely my favourite ally. It's been my go-to pick against those effing Ghost Scepter Huskars. This is just in pubs too, with players I know and talk to the possibilities are even stronger. I wish Nagas in pub games wouldn't just use their ultimate to run away like a bitch... dem Weave stacks followed by Riptide and a Shadow Wave bomb #### Yep, this dog breed is actually capable of killing wolves. I dont know his name either but i know he got drafted in the 2nd round Does the box below the jax one say "satan"? Oh wow, it looks really nice. Is that how you bought it or have you been restoring it? Uh? It puts the lotion on its skin? Holy crap, I just noticed you had replied with an alt account, and deleted it after the fact once you realized what happened. Okay, I'm kind of creeped out now I've got the Beatles song "Help" stuck in my head for hours today and I haven't even heard it recently on the radio/YouTube. Is that weird? I think I might have a brain tumor or something... I should really get a CT scan soon... That...is not the moon? Man I don't even know how to discriminate between the two OH MY GOD ITS ANOTHER SAAAAFE! He speaks Spanish? Right, I'm just playing devils advocate. So you don't really even want "just sex". I'd say you want bonding (not to be confused with bondage woah woah woah back it up a second. Leela, Peg, and Gemma = same person How the F-....thats a lot of routing Point taken. On a side note, *Holy shit is that a real ad?!!!!!!* Um...what's he doing with his other hand? To get that much you will need to wait 1 or 2 months The last lady is 22, but has a 15 year old son...? Where did you get the hat? I don't know Just don't use those trucks like adults use toys I don't even know the background of 3 of the questions, and I've read most of the books Holy crap, I just noticed you had replied with an alt account, and deleted it after the fact once you realized what happened. Okay, I'm kind of creeped out now In the ME labs I was pulling 37 megs got starcraft 2 in 5 1/2 minutes. Dat 1 handed roll. I seriously didn't think this would take off. Most of my posts are ignored. Blew me away when checking reddit on my phone throughout the day! Been gifted 2 months of reddit gold! I'm like You should not be sorry at all. They are amazing. That black car disassembled This is why I avoid state fairs. TIL being a Khajiit vampire you get rather large fangs When you put it that way it sounds really bad. My link was real and has 74,000 subs though I too am a Texan, and the only people I know who say "y'all" and "I tell you what" are aged 40 years and older. imagine if he clapped his hands I have one. It does help, but I can only set so many. "Did not you know" Dem triceps i *really* hope not My Fiance's is a Doctor so he thought it would be easy peasy until I was in sheer agony from back labor, all of a sudden he went from "it's all good, I got this" to 20 4 months of gold now.. I'm just... just... All of its insides are now on the outside. I subbed to him when he had around 350k subscribers, that was about half a year ago. Now he has almost 800k All I could think about is how many older people I work with mention my exciting life from Facebook. It is not that exciting. I just post when I do something interesting. Most nights I watch tv in the evening & I live alone. Maybe my coworkers would notice that I wasn't posting any more... 1400 calories a cup? Mine doesn't say any of this. All mine says is "2 items will be shipped". It doesn't give a date or anything. Warcraft 3 I know its not a film but the Disney TV show "So Weird"... Id be beyond happy o have that on DVD. That and "An Idiot Abroad" or anything else with Karl Pilkington.. They arent in my region If you press it rapidly is sounds like Cthulu is calling you 10 girls 10 cups... You're 120 years old? Same thing i'm half chinese but i just look plain european. Just the look on people's face when i start speaking mandarin So talented Who the fuck are you. AM Denny canadians ... who the fuck else would you expect to put a maple leaf down their urethra! People are gullible "One of the teachers"? If you want two daddies we could adopt you... Holy crap, I had one of those castles in pic 4. That took me back wtf is going in that lois lane cover.. its a nice animation but wtf are they doing Have you tried just adding more sugar..? How did this get 10 000+ negative votes ? Whelp, two hours gone Hmm...I feel like there is more to this story at first i was like oh cool a nug, but then DAT BAG He's turning down millions of pounds... What is your town?! Is that a Phoenix Wright manga? What about red hair? lol well if they didn't have so much crap crammed in your man's old room she could put stuff in there for the time being while she cleaned the rest of the house. I mean heck, its almost the end of the month Uhhh teenage girls STILL say this in Australia Christians dont really see athiests that way.... Mental illness or retardation? Wow. Yeah, I didn't even need the last two naps, either, even though I had them. I went into REM for naps 2 and 3. Then I had a really long dream in nap 5 and woke up confused about where I was. Honestly I had more fun with Perfect Dark and its bots. Back in the day I could go toe to toe with the Perfect level sims. Now I can barely keep up with normals. You can trust me ...biscuits and gravy? People *eat* that? Holy crap, indeed! That's phenomenal doodling. Well THAT took all the charm out of that word... Super weird movie! I've watched it a thousand times and I still can't figure out what the hell some of the stuff in the movie means. I won't be on much this week. I'm sorry! all I can offer are hugs and the knowledge that fathers day SUCKED for us over here too. I have one VERY sweet friend who texted me"happy father's day!" to my hubby. I was confused, and she responded"You have fur-babies...and he's going to be an amazing father eventually" Jesus Christ. took my reading the title to realize it wasn't about that As someone who has done meth before, I want to know how the fuck he managed to eat. I tried eating during the peak of my high and my mouth was dry. Putting food in it did not make it salivate. The only way to choke food down was with water. His deut holds seem really really low for a fleet if that size what happens if i copy/paste this comment But just 2 days ago the admin had people say their names in a thread for the Arena PVP event TIL ther ethe Univers has other stuff too - dark matter (Ok, I knew this) and also dark energy I'm still scared to solo nut That's so early. You are something else! Gorgeous Isn't a leg sleave a pant leg ? I've been playing for a year and you're 10x better than me For real, he jumped the shark when the peanut butter came out! And not my oldest account no matter how many times I see this I laugh. XD especially at the bellsprout looking like " since when did starbucks charge for cream and sugar? They wont even add it for you Holy crap that's a lot of money. It was up there but got removed somehow Careful, you could poke someone's eye out with all those blatant talking points Shame the series isn't at Coors, holy fuck the home run amounts How is 195 lbs at 5'10'' close to the line? I thought Bora had a tongue piercing for a second. Dat Volume What do all the colors mean Holy shit he's heading towards 3k games Actually I should really put in some stuff about bush control yellowpete is really bad at csing with tristana My buddy who has too much money on his hands, bought a bunch of REX, bought a few mounts then sold them back, so he would have, "plenty of platinum". Twist: He finds the post but instead suggests she post to GW since her BF isn't paying attention to her. Ummmm....just a technical question... does Spectrum only drop in Whimsy ? you guys have a separate teacher for geometry? Oh my, I do this every day and I've never had any problems. Maybe my femur is slowly becoming cracked and will snap one day People still going on about that Game of Thrones episode? DAMN.. And I was born June 7th I pretty much want every single one of those. I made this prediction joking about it. Didn't expect it to happen. Okay, I finally gave in and looked up this WOD. The lift appears to be some kind of combination front squat and push press? ** I have never wanted to move west as much I do at this moment Hm, I always do the monument and worker Terrifying. The end result would be called terrifying. Suddenly very glad I do not have a roommate. The 64 sold more than the original Xbox. I was like, "why does it have a face ?" 2.3mill for 1st place... I can't feel it either! I thought I was the only one. WTF HUSH! I would love to hear that! Ever since someone introduced me to that (I think it was Chrysamere Hoooooooooooly moly that is a lot of makeup!! Anyway, why not. Ill put this link into description [i actually took it from some another user My old guild leader was in the AF. He had time to powerlevel and run our entire grouo while on duty. Totally agree I was 16 years old and a sophomore in highschool when IV came out. I am now in my Senior year of college. Holy fuck, Hossa's out for tonight That seems like terrible parenting Wow, I got a 0. I was really expecting a much worse score as I've never felt confident in my color perception No way! ... Maybe... I know you &#3232;\_&#3232;, &#3232;\_&#3232;, ( Maybe you can be his sidekick Does anyone else think OP looks like Dexter?! The shirt and everything... Was In Vegas to see Dane Cook perform and I was only 18 yrs old at the time and we got tipsy before then when we were leaving we got asked to go the VIP section to meet him and there was an open bar. The first thing the bartender says is no questions asked. Probably sucked down 4 cranberry vodkas in less than 40 minutes. I looked so trashed in my picture with him hahah my mother was very proud I thought you were going to say that you heard "minge" in Harry Potter Really? ... what? Why not just plug it into your audio and mic jacks? YIKES. The Cappuccino is that stretchy? I have been flirting with that bra for so long, and I was about to make a move on a 65, but...yow. Maybe a 60 with an extender. ... This looks so much like wind waker Good grief dude Holy shit, Steph is badass. My wife hates cilantro because she claims it tastes like blood to her. By that logic, i'm not sure any girl ever banged a guy because he had a macbook pro... or any computer/laptop for that matter omg i cant even build a statue The title on Imgur is "Dead girls..." It might be easier to sneak in if you didn't stalk me :P i'm always thrown off when someone higher on team picks a support i go like: I think they're talking about a king size Andes. Wow. This sub died quick, didn't it? It was jumping and insane when the game came out... now 1 reply and 1 positive upvote and you're on the hot page? not complaining but why is squirtle the only one not in a suit? Honestly though, half of the people that think they are being super philosophical are just spitting out words as scattered as their thought processes, and it makes me uncomfortable as fuck. It's like they finish talking and I just have absolutely nothing to say because they went on such a tangent that I stopped listening. I generally have that problem. One thing that kind of pissed me off a while back though was that a girl I had a HUGE crush on, who was my best friend, was leaving the school and she was giving out hugs like candy to everyone. Except me >:( I was quite peeved. I thought it was strange because she hates hugs...or so she said. The only micro managing you'd really have to do is make sure that when you swap into one of the twins, that you're using the right move in the next chain. It would be Q - R - Q - E - R - E - W - R - W It sure makes me feel better. Thats what i got and i was afraid i was handicapped I got very creeped out just by reading this. HOLY CRAP. Maxing E is about as standard as you can get with top Lee Never knew this was a thing ! My saying 8 years was in reply to the guy who said you could still use it for movies/music/tv and the OP's timeline. I actually added 4 years to what he'd said. I think he just meant his local group wants to dress nice I took way to long to confirm the number on na you needed... So...you're saying I didn't realize it because...Jesus? 99 slices of pepperoni? How huge are your pizzas? /r/potatogirl **needs** to see this!! I have that TV remote Yeah but they're called dogs...don't ask me call game freak Dont think anybody here will disagree At first i was like "that's not so bad since the dude is up in a tree" then i was like " So raise $25k... instead of making a note or setting an alarm or calendar reminder for myself? Luckily I didn't check reddit while eating breakfast ..... You sure he wasn't just joking? Oh god, I don't know if you should try it. I just got off...so many hours Well now I'm uber curious Gadzooks !!! throw it away Thanks POKING_ANUS I work at a movie theater and if we don't charge so much on the candy then we don't make a profit and don't get paid Why yes, that is exactly what I meant. Great contribution, really adding to the community With the mafia v casinos? Simon's eyelashes are so thick and lustrous. You went 4/7 as top Elise in your promo to plat? 13k people like this. is that a window to your kitchen from your bathroom? I live in Australia. A bed without a frame is not something you want to have. Especially with spiders crawling around at night Holy crap, that burst fire mode There are good ones? This guy, like most pommy "comedians", seems like a hyperactive kid. They just talk really fast and it is supposed to be hilarious? OP, I'm in your situation now - before you went to your interview. Bicurious, up for an encounter. First off, congrats on getting accepted. I'm sure that's a huge relief in itself! As for the encounter of the ethics...ehh, don't stress about it. We aren't always the person we want to be, but as long as we keep trying. **shrugs**. But what I'm REALLY interested in, is your encounter. Is there any chance of a separate post in an appropriate sub, or something describing your encounter in its wonderful detail? You know....for us nervous still curious folk? You went nothing, like me, to pretty much EVERYTHING in one night. yea, when he lived in the US he streamed almost every day... and was rank1 on the ladder almost the entire time. at one point he was ahead of the person in 2nd by almost 200 points OMG! Thank you! Cheers for the heart attack What the fuck this kid is makes me cringe! And fuuuuck I think this little shit is an Aussie shaggin Jacob you put us to shame I think they meant from FF XIII to FF XIII-3 how she changed. SHe obviously became almost annorexic look at her left leg Not all the patients are gone. Figured this was common knowledge Did you own every game made for the 360? I couldn't see anything until I made the image fullscreen Wow. Given your intro... this means you had to endure them for another 2h20m... As a 360 owner who will most probably be buying a PS4.. I cannot for the life of me, fathom why Microsoft have not backpedaled. I'm sat here like One per week?! I never imagined Agile to be used in embedded nor firmware development. To the people who collect consoles.. .Where do you find *room* to store this stuff? I used to work at a hospital as a housekeeper. If there was a room that had a patient with MRSA in it, I had to completely suit up, spray EVERYTHING down with bleach, let it sit for 10 minutes and wipe EVERYTHING down with Virex (Kills MRSA and VRE), and let that sit for 5 minutes. But those people... just... walked in and ate food...? WAIT THE PEOPLE DIED this video is privat Anything military... :-D I was starving last night, but wanted instant gratification, so picked up a chocolate shake on my way home with the plan to nuke something to actually eat after I put the boys to bed (I treated them to Del Taco but I am too scared of a Celiac reaction these days to actually eat take out right now). Got home, boys in bed, and this pregnant lady ate 2 spoonfuls of Nutella and crashed. All I ate yesterday was 3 blackberry pancakes for lunch (brunch), large chocolate shake and maybe 4 TBSP of Nutella.....I'll do better today I think Side note; anyone know why these have spiked so rapidly? could get one for 10keys a couple weeks ago. Now you'll be lucky with 13. Is it going to continue rising? ...What? They get ad revenue? ''..! Your schlong's the biggababong! Sorry for the slow reply! (I only just found it I was alright until 4 and 3. She didn't really go into any detail on how to accomplish those things? my heart is pounding so hard right now omg those things are huge I feel like a muppet when I'm growing out! Almost waiting for a hand to go up my hind end and make me sing about rubber duckies and whatnot. And I just had a sad single moment where the thought of a hand anywhere near there gave me a momentary thrill wait... how are you very familiar with it?? You've been given a gift, use it wisely I see. French Canadians woops. holy shit! I did not get that I was reading the tiles in the wrong order until halfway through, but ye...that was very much on the same subject....what the hell is going on inside the human mind.... Speaking of things that look like cocks, did anyone else notice that General Zod and Faora get sent to the Phantom Zone in giant dildos? When he crouched and I could barely see him was terrifying, those death animations did it I think it's actually written by a man. $30k in hats you can't wear yourself makes no sense. HOLY SHIT A lot of this has to do with lawsuits. Do you know how much malpractice insurance is? I did too, I thought the game was over then the replay showed it didn't hit the ground so I was like I don't keep video files ...but he signed Dennis Wideman through 2016-17 for $5.2m A...re-storking fee? A...re-storking fee? Wow... I'd like to be able to put that much detail in my landers I heard of it, but haven't read it My ex was hooked on eating lemons wedges (strangely enough).. if you went out to eat he would eat all the lemon wedges offered for the tea and water. I would cringe inside every time. Where did you find a book on levelling theory? I always knew he was toxic, but oh dear god Ikr?? And apparently worth around 1.5mil I'm only 18 and I do that. Teenagers fuckin' scare me too D: ... and I am one PLAYSTATION 4! The place to relief all your worries. Pre-order your position in our tempoary community, to sercure your freedom and vunerbailitys, especially your precious virginity.Because we know (Un-like some Running very low on juice and I didn't get the fathers day gifts I was expecting (no vape stuff boohoohoo) 18mg of RY4? ( Yay! Glad to see GGG getting some money, but i find it quite bizarre that the guy has barely/hasnt played the game even someone made a bot..just for this? The history is wow on this one Did...did I just find something from The Big Bang Theory...funny? All those intersections! i heard it might be coming back lol why? yeah its so weird Oddly enough, I ask my wife this.. Usually because she's a chatter box and when she's silent concern begins to grow. Chipotle is real. Am I red then because I'm expendable? Heaven has Reddit? I think I was the one who was playing aartrox against you when that happened. Then you went on to carry the game and picking up legendary status. have u ever played the game or u ve been living under a rock? Why is this marked as a spoiler well shit. It was on the main page for a week. Roxxxy? Oh god what if you get swarmed? Is he joking or is he just the god griefer? Looks like vaginas surounded by beef jerky >How does that work? does Apple TV not have a web browser? 25 points out of the spurs 50 Did Joey Crawford just smile? Um, what should you do now? You should take a lucky break while you can get it, run for the friggin' hills, and be thankful you found out her true character before you were married to her. *tilts head from side to side* O_o It made me read it in the voice of my co-worker that uses that term a lot. Sweet mother of all that is good and tasty I see what you did there. I still can't see it He's on fire but his hair looks wet To be fair, that far up with no jungler in sight (even with river warded) could still = death vs leona + varus when i first read the title....i skipped the dog part! OK, pardon me for intruding on this highly amusing thread, but people will spend money to put this tacky stuff on their vehicles? Your friend shouldn't be alive GL brah.! reminds me I need pet insurance ASAP before any issues arise. > Fuck me, it's just getting worse Charlamagne believes in astrological signs Yo ain't catchin' that mofo... Evah! I Just did my update 10 mins ago. Everything is working properly for me Norris Cole's hops... She's 7 years old at the beginning....this looks like her once she is reunited with Cecil and company so she's probably like ...10 haha yeah I'm jealous, I would love to restore one for use as a daily. I just looked on craigslist and found one with a 5.7L Chevy 350 for $6000 We were in a bookstore awhile back and husband's phone went off (TARDIS noise). Kid nearby was like My eyes... they literally went from this -_- .... to this I pictured a can of SPAM in a feather boa or something. ..Is this not r/trees? I am so lost Well, this is creepy. What in the actual fuck is up with the attempted upskirt thing? I did too a month?! And that was over a year ago. I told my friend this when she set up her page for herself (she's a bellydancer). She said "I know, it annoys me to. But I like it!" Gosh! 5 likes? That's the sexiest gif ever That picture is so well done it's making me hungry Incredibly long title that i can't be assed to read on bestof! It looks like a small mushroom Wait... you searched the copyright and trademark screen at the end for a typo? That's the saddest story I've heard all day. That's fucking horrible MS has done the same on both the xbox and PC with problem updates in the past. I know the games are sold on chip... I have a Vita. I jsut had 2 games in a row where the team that was way behind came back and win. I threw the first, and cameback for the second game. Never, ever, give up Bulgarians on reddit unite. Good stuff from Bulgaria with these protests. Seems they have achieved their goals, for now.I too am from Plovdiv and grew up in the city center ('84) but my parents fled from communism in '89. It was a crazy time - from what I can barely remember. The streets were clean, there was order (perhaps too much) - Plovdiv was a nice place. I went back a few years ago and you can see a lot of poverty, starving people, old homes falling apart. But a big reason for that is all the corruption in government that seems to have no end. The people need to keep doing what they're doing and be heard. Change happens when you demand it, when you fight for it. Not when you sit around making memes on the Internet and complaining about secrecy and the constitution. That I can't rely on others for what I want from my life. i kept putting off emigrating because something would come up in my friends' lives, so one day i said fuck it and i got my new visa for my new life. all on my own Am I the only one looking at prospects of 1Gh/s USB sticks? OMG this whole time!! that was a pretty weird scene. like Orochimaru actually has a sense of humor or something Is he inside the ship while he's fucking the ship? Estoy sorprendido, me encanta el juego, ni idea que era mexicano Holy fuck I wish I looked like that I do know what he's talking about, but I'm having difficulties following the argument Shit. Who says I can't kiss my regular prostitute. Dunno what this perspective is all about almost went full cyriak real fast.. you mean they don't have General Tsao's Chicken in China? Fucking well done My opinion about working out in order to have more muscles? Who would be against that? I need to know when this is complete and if its published I need multiple copies of this What the fuck is wrong with the interviewer? Is that a lightsaber?!?! i hate those people Perhaps even a Fan Theory I'm sorry, I don't get this. Could you explain me what is meant? Does this mean "eight" would be spoken like "ight" concerning this rule? That's actually eerily interesting.... Why are you people dating these girls anyway? A friend of mine doesn't remember the names of all the women he's slept with. I don't think I judge him in a judgy way, but I was like Craziest thing is when I got the first gen iPhone wayyy back then I received a blank message that was dated something like 09/15/1959... buy a used ps3 from gamestop, return it within 7 days. Wait, seriously only two servers? You'd think for running the most played PC game in the world they'd have more than that ( Piracy is done alone on a computer. That's why it doesn't lead to illegal drug use... plus it's not a drug. Isn't Laskoh an admin I did update and mine is fine when I turned it on again. The shape of your face is... so perfect. 2.49$ here Is it just me or is Dotcom getting more and more cocky these days And I thought Rugby was dangerous Dude, I think that every time I'm at cheesecake. It's so creepy Ohhhhh... you had me worried & at the edge of my seat fifty/fifty That's amazing, it looks so mystical! Inconsiderate comments about trans people are all over reddit but this wins the award for the most random context for an outburst of ignorance I've encountered yet I actually don't know anyone with a Nintendo You're great at bringing other Reddit users along. You're a real community contributor. oh god I didn't quote anything Oh my god! He's like a fairy. A fairy of awesomeness! > I didn't quote anything >In other words: I find such definition of "poverty" slightly offensive towards the almost 1 billion people on planet earth who are undernourished And to top it off, dat game 7 I am constantly amazed how unproductive offices are, everyone works about an hour a day, I wonder if the whole world is like this? And, I marvel to think how much the world would get done if every office person did an actual 8 hours of work a day, can you imaaaaagine?!?! The real question is when will the digital upgrade be available Clown probably bluurgh I hate wrapping pass the parcel prizes, it seriously bugs my happiness when I can't OCD on wrapping Why the 'Apparently'? Casting director not in agreement? well i like those 2 actually, like riven and the dark side of riven You don't have either in your inventory The server's been up for a month already? They took the update down last night. for some weird reason i read all the questions in teemo's voice Is your neighbourhood that prone to break-ins? You'd be amazed at the things those velociraptor toes can do. On that same note, I used to think that handicapped parking spaced are where people park their wheelchairs I understand not getting a job, but not getting an internship...? This is the best suggestion that I have heard all week. Maybe all month. Wow, you sir win my internets for today Are you an elcor? ** Sorry if this is a rude question but are you wearing circle lenses? Your eyes are huge Are you implying... that OP is a phony? Wow........kind of glad I'm a guy right now, would not want to have to put up with that Like Slenderman My posts are disappearing for some reason Whoa, holy shit. It says there are four comments... but I only see one. youre not crazy, I see it too I just got lazy and started adding an extra character to my old passwords As a little girl I touched the store mannequin boobies. I still want to as an adult why does he get cash back if he pays by card? HE KNOWS Same here. You didn't say no homo My sisters name is Candy Jasmine So they assume that if someone says "No, I don't have time to do that" that they would probably count towards being a person on drugs? Just a warning... SS mesh will oxidize further. When it starts turning orange you'll want to replace. Vaping rust can't be all that good for you. I completely forgot that I posted this because I don't ever use my account, and I just saw that the envelope was orange and got really excited I got a message.... 41 messages.... Please explain. I definitely thought that was some reference to kids making out for a second. I take it your SO is christian? why the fuck do you have cyshies name ? That's really pretty. .... For some reason I want to try killing a bird... then to resurrect it I actually completely forgot about her facepaint, so that was a bit derp on my part. I think tonight I'll update it. Guess I could fix up her hair too, I've stared at it too long, so I don't pick up on these things Not while being powered. Don't go dunking your SSDs in the pool! I clicked on this expecting a question on what to do first Yeah, we are really tempted to keep one of them ourselves, which is why someone needs to adopt them *now* before I officially turn into a crazy cat lady! Sorry it was the inly table shot that it would let me load How would you share digital games without an Internet connection? this guy added me too Came here to say the same thing. My brain is tingling in a bad way, and I think my teeth might fall out. innovation and fairness? Good to go! Thanks for getting me sick! Okay, If this is true, it really really really concerns me that I've never heard anything about it until just now. that was crazy ...I just moved here from Lincoln 6 months ago So far they've got Megaforce Red with Vul Eagle , Megaforce Blue with AoRanger, and Megaforce Black with MidoRanger. Speak for yourself, I actually thought Mo was about to eat an upkick Yeah... I've seen none of this. >EDIT: Also this is from 2009. Whaaaaaaaaaat At first I thought the tenga had nutrition facts... I was confused. What exactly am I looking at? Shit, that was pretty smart move they did!!! What Jellied Eels. My boyfriend is British and I'm American. While visiting him in London, his father mentioned jellied eels. I thought he was just fucking with me using cultural differences. When I got back home to America I googled it and found out it was real. lol even though i agree with your sentiment..all i have to say is.. what I was brushing some knots out of my dog's fur and she was squirming to get away... I then told her the same thing my mother would say to me, "It hurts to be beautiful." wooden heels you use an epilator on your vag area? I kickstarted it for $133, was supposed to be delivered 2 days ago, the last place it was on the tracking list was montreal, (I live in canada) and canada post tells me they don't know where it is, but they do know i owe 24 dollars in customs fees. I think i brained m'y damage Haaaa... I see what you did there... Sarcasm i get it ! I actually saw a Burgess Shale-inspired hentai manga once. i guess he's actually trying to scam you with that link the very next LLM dropped a better hunter mod...figures right? play over 300 hours then get 2 in a row not sure if you have seen the same textures i have when you call those great Honestly i dont know, its all i've played Why am I watching this 3 months I think is the normal amount of time for a cold extraction. I've gotten used to it bye this point, poor thing deserved to have his pain taken away anyway. He was blind in both eyes, deaf, arthritic, overweight, etc. etc. (I'm not a bad pet owner, most of his illnesses happened naturally. He gained his blindness through a strange allergic reaction (I think to his own fur (FIFY) also NJ wait what is this madness? all NJ players? O...K... Gif incoming? So pretty Its not a woman I even said that second paragraph on her voice ... What is this? I thought it meant Electronic Sports League Nope. If I punch in 9k dv from orbit it still says I need 7.3k dv to land. It also says I need 8.1k to transfer to the Mun That is a problem with your connection, my PS3 updates incredibly quickly. All these Americans She looks like she has dirty hands. Just like an average redditor dat beard... You got gold for that Um... Shit in the foot?!?! How do you know how cold a Witch's tit is Oh my god I think I'm gay Indeed They haven't even started making the game yet. If you're pissing yourself in anticipation already I hope you have a lot of boxers on hand. You just simply "get" dota for absolutely no reason? I wouldn't say he's a cynic at all You awaken early to defeat me Fred So much hate for this... it's for kids, of course adults are going to be like THIS LADY GAVE A VACCINE TO HER DAUGHTER AND SHE SUFFERED EXTREME RETARDATION. Yesterday, I curled my ends under to look nice for work. When I came downstairs to leave my father said, "Oh you trimmed your ends yourself!?!" ...That's not creepy at all Little beam of light turns into rainbow pop-tart cat... How are you even seeing this? I removed it Hipster chaplin A few months ago, did they change if? Why on earth is this not compatible with my Nexus 10 I was going to say that your drawing's left leg looks like it's backwards to the rest of her body. Then I looked at the reference photo... how is she doing that?? holy shit, it was at 2300 last time i looked, now its at 22k I have the same birthday as the Madden Brothers from Good Charolette and Jonny Knoxville I've got so many ants in my pants waiting for FFXIV! I want that CE Chocobo armor I see you A couple nights ago I dreamed I was using a rift even though I have not ordered one. It was bliss, it was like being in another world....like in a dream. Mind = Blown but theres no hair! but you can wear the anime wig. but does that mean uncovered hair still. Oh hey, I have an internet friend who's from Malaysia. I think he's living there now.. He's lived in Canada and maybe China too Eugenics is pseude science WHY DID SOMEONE REQUEST THIS GIF OF PURE EVIL? Mmm, the castanic male warrior class on Tera Rising are pretty hot. wot??? Is this serious? Bear? You mean Beer... right Holy fuck. The duck is actually giving advice Wow, lots of feedback, I can see this getting pretty big Really? Do we really need a source for this one? I thought it was common knowledge samsung galaxy s4 OLED 1080P screen whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ?!?!?!? duuuude ! 4 barbs ?!??!?!?! Pinkemina... What are you doing to rainbowdash?! I think I'll stick to a no-fruit diet from now on Up vote for fellow athertonian! It's funny that someone should snap this as though its a strange sight.... I guarantee you it's not I guess zhonyas is the most op item now so, airplane height ** *Stop everything* and go to the nearest amusement park. I'll never feel embarrassed going on a ride again! I called someone while she was sleeping and she answered saying "Do you have the mushrooms?" I say "Yes" Thinking she is joking, she says "Leave them on the front porch" Then abruptly hangs up Stevie Nicks is the girl, Lindsey Buckingham is the guy. So... cut taxes, deregulate, and smear unions? Like what we've been doing for decades? You just keep fuckin' that chicken then This is totally fucking with me 41 Seconds Up voted for trying to tell me what to do... How would you know I'm pretty sure everything I think is funny and decide to post on reddit has already been posted before You... you *don't* want space-platinum? What in da hell Wtf 100$ price diffrence for it being black Console release every 6 months, or whenever the pre-order window for previous model is over. Much more sustainable... damn nigga I know your bro Woke up at 4:30am with her hand on my crotch, telling me how badly she wants me. I oblige and start getting a bit handsy. All of a sudden her eyes go wide, "IAmSoWinning, what are you doing? The moment was earlier before we fell asleep, silly." The next morning, she doesn't remember anything, however she did admit she was dreaming about me. Not sure if you are bashing him for being a fatty, or if you cant tell the difference between muscles and fat. OP Will surely deliver... three hours and counting. (Was the router in a safe? The Undertoe? Because when I was young, adults always told me to watch out for the undertoe, it would drag you under. They never actually told me it was just a current, and for the longest time, I thought it was some creature that dragged you underwater by your toes I redeemed that one too? hm.. Perhaps the parents got tired of hearing the baby scream and smothered it.. But.. that's a mideivle way of curing a crying baby. However, there are other reasons why the baby would not be crying, like the parents could have found a way to put the baby to sleep for the night. Best thing is to look into it, I really don't know how it is where you live so I can't say much on what could be the cause maybe theres a reason he's underrated Thanks! I didn't know you could nickname or give your eggs Pokerus I read that whole thing. That guy is a moron. I like how you kept repeating the quote to get him to respond to it, although he never really did... I like her, And yet there's something i don't like about her... ... from the photo rendering it appears that we're building a portal How perfect was Tim Curry in the movie? This is a kids game? I don't know why it looks so white on me, I'm already pretty pale, so I don't really get why it looks even whiter When i was seven, my friends and i went onto a crawlspace at my old house, heard creepy breathing, and saw red eyes. I flipped shit, and ran. Recently i told my parents, and they insisted that there was no crawlspace This Master Yi setup! I felt 2GD's squeeze. sounds awesome. I might have to go redownload the launcher now. Why would they show your summoner Icon? Has nothing to do with the game since when is sleeping social? DAMN Etho's a beast That is some expensive nerd rage. I broke an $8.00 pair of headphones once... that's about it What dungeons are you running Far left? Please be a baby pleasebeababy pleasebeababy pleasebeababy *click* Apparently this thread is now only viewable to you and I. Still getting used to Reddit. It was removed for "non descript title"? I think some of them were participants in it. But I'm surprised more people didn't know yes, because the gaming community isnt big at all Since when is LSD a strain I always thought it was a mythical cock that's wider than it is long? That's right! Your work on a Saturday post. The last pic still makes me go ...what New Zealand server? Please post to /r/WTF. and this is why I want an S4... lol that phone camera's are pretty damn close to 800+ ones Holy shit Miles >My New Overlord Deviljho jigglytits.gif spazout I never held it like that... Yeah, where the hell is the hylek? Wtf? Wh-... no? That was literally the only part of the comment that *wasn't* supposed to be a joke. Ah, thanks! I didn't know that had such a huge effect Louisiana Dollar Generals have smokes I actually got better performance in this patch 3DS is region locked? My buddy in Japan with a US-bought 3DS plays Japanese games all the time. #ikissedagirl.......... When I called Jerry's Belvedere Tavern to get their prices the first year this list was published, they refused and told me "I had to come in to verify" Ugh no kidding...wow. Am I the only one that notices the empty Corona box in the corner? "Living god"? Huh? Who is running the other Minzy instagrams then? Why does the pre-order for Battlefield 4 on Amazon say October 29 So I used to work for a restaurant and our coffee machine in the back is near the area where we get lettuce for a salad. A blonde girl is changing out the coffee grinds and accidentally spills some grinds onto the lettuce. She starts picking out the grinds by hand off the lettuce. I walk into the back and see her do this and facepalm. I grab a colander and run the lettuce through the tap. Her response, "Damn, you're like a genius!!" "... you fucking worthless piece of shit" I guess it was the wrong time to lose a fuck buddy Thanks! Reddit is weird... why do you have 7 down votes Be careful i bought this and i already own Heroes VI Gold, and i cant activate Complete edition, uplay says i already have it, i wrote ubi support and they say the only thing i can do is activate it on a new uplay account.... awww you're so sweet you're on my list!! :P i'm going to get you soon What are SHSH blobs? Dem shoes how is this a bad thing? I'm....I'm so sorry. Makes you feel any better the note from close to the very start of the game about a smuggler who dies from spores and writes a note to his brother has the same name as my older brother W...T...F...!!!! It's completely ridiculous. Just today a lady asked me if my dog was fixed, because she wanted me to breed her to her lab mix. And to think she actually believes she can squeeze those into a 34C... Okay, well that wasn't the *most* disturbing thing I've seen all day. I'm 5'3" and I can see my ribs if my weight drops below 125. My oh my those things are large THANK YOU No...some people could actually spin the joystick with their thumb. Really Yeah, dude, I wasn't going to let that shit happen *twice*. One over infinity actually equals zero, so does that mean even though it has to happen in one universe, it doesn't happen in any because all the seperate universes have a zero percent chance of it happening?! Wow, i was destroyed from a gram split between 4 people Did... Did someone really give you gold for naming a lipstick? My mother had been overseas visiting family. When she got back she took one look at me and said, "omg... You lost your virginity" What kid Im....not so sure... Thank you so much for saying this. Bizarre to be in the vegan sub and see people expounding not only animal commodification, but SLAUGHTER. With george harrison who is dead There's a huge tonne of bugs in the alpha at the moment; it's slow, unbalanced, and people drop out of the game for no reason a lot, which can be frustrating. The UI is still pretty primitive; for example, we only *just* got radar and weapon 'max range rings' when you select them. You can still build buildings *on top* of other buildings (woo.. mex stack! ... "Well with a larger group maybe. That way we can afford to have a spectator." It's BYOB? Whoa when do you get 70? This reminds me of Baldur's Gate, when suddenly in my party, after yet another banter, Khalid & Jaheira began to fight Montaron & Xzar, under my incredulous eyes! I was so confused when i read LoL had orbwalking KARMA Chhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarger. battlefury before 25? Wait. Mr. Gold has a golden lightsaber? Amazing, yes, but it does somewhat look like his eyes have some sort of rupture or other fairly serious condition TIL lots of women don't rub their clits while fucking. How is Zac not the very definition of quirky? That kinda sounds a little like me? Backwards This marks the first time ever ~~(I'm pretty sure)~~ (100% sure) that StarTale has been all-killed in the GSTL. And they've been in it from the first GSTL season. Man, that looks brilliant, and yeah, I do play a lot of league, that's mostly as my current computer is too weak to run anything else. Anyway, Thanks man, this is like, half of what I was willing to pay. I don't know what a lot of the stuff you said means though.. Well you can save a couple hundred pounds on your power supply if you get a 400–430W, which would be more than enough for your build. How do you know it is his/her baby I'm not hating on riot, I'm offering my support Doublelifts CLG shirt with the Gamespot logo, the illusions I wonder who the father is Not to be weird or anything, but she looks like TF2's Scout. Why is the ad for this Sementanks.com I second this, but I'm in Ohio at the edge of tornado valley Thank you! I hope so, too. I didn't realize soccer jerseys were so popular on eBay. She weighs less than my 8yo son. Are you my Grandma's ex? REALLY? It's a Chelsea Football Club jersey (England soccer team). I'm also selling a GUESS shirt (it's so cute) that ends the same time as the jersey auction, but it has significantly fewer views despite it being a new item. but how could you have.. the same ending I'm jealous of your life. Mainly because you can work in your PJs. Or naked. I want to work naked. But not in porn.. The Realforce has already PBT dyesub keys so.... not limited at all ,i dont get whats different The first couple is cute! (The second girl looks like Kristin Stewart I handled it pretty good until the earring. I just wanted to look up at the sky and scream "REALLY?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!" That is actually a good Youtube channel... Friends and I always played with Heroes disabled. They broke the damn game. Only time I ever used turrets was to take down vehicles, and even then you would zoom in to go for critical hits, so FPS there. Vehicles were the only exception, and even then, only because it was forced on certain vehicles (AT-AT for example). And why on earth would you need third person to use a jetpack....? dude, aiming in general is always easier in first person WTF? That doesn't even come to mind I posted it like 15 mins past 7am. Holy cow have I been up all night? I missed the first match and came up to the interview. I know a little russian - the translator didn't say nothing related to Soaz and Sjokz question/answers! Wtf If only you meant motorcycling Just...wow Not sure, but I think he might have been asking about the pistol...? Unless you were too, in which case...smart charger for a Co2 pistol? i asked my dad if he knew who her primary care psychiatrist was and he didn't even know. he said she goes to a holistic doctor, but i know she must see a psychiatrist because i've seen her meds in the bathroom when i've visited. it really disturbed me that he didn't even know who her doctor was or the last time she saw him. ( OMG!!! it looks like something out of a sci-fi/horror novel does it Isn't that weird? Your supply is humoungous and every (farmer) has the same costs and investments in machines that needs to be paid, why would they all sell at a price below their costs/wages/investments? Just because there is so much more supply? Er, I fully admit to being a pedantic nerd, but all these words make sense in their context. Don't rag on me because you can't parse it Well it started the first time I got pregnant....but I seriously am overly paranoid about everything. Every time I get in the car I'm worried about car accidents, or going over bridges them falling down... I had to get on anti anxiety meds after I had my daughter it got so bad Sorry, but I can't help but realize..... IS THE CAMERA ON HIS FACE? I got into free running (just like at a gym) after playing mirrors edge. Maybe I was training for our future Good thing for those walls I have the same feeling, but I googled the name and it seems there isn't even a bad thing called "lilith" in the bible. Haha. I was expecting the game I played as an elementary school student to be put on the Vita. I was like "Oh, that's pretty cool." then I watch the preview and I'm all like "HOLY SHIFT! I got a RG Gunpla video when I went to that site Am I the only one who thinks Creaton is probably one of the best (maybe the best) ADC in the EU LCS? that subreddit makes me depressed... why do so many ppl feel the need to carry a gun? I know there's a lot of deco, what's the difference between the purple and de nude you have? is there any? " but fuck you is okay? Where´s the stash? On a game based so much off of skill shots, i can't imagine anyone would use a 360 controller Who cares? He's playing ADC teemo and got roflstomped... how do these people make it to challenger? Marvelous! ^ _ ^ ------> 2010 emails, what the fuck? I can't leave completely or you will hunt me down The guard on the left in the second link looks positively psychotic - like he's thinking about actually tearing the flesh off her bones and making scarves or something my hair does that too If you think Mourinho is the definition of a bad person then... is someone as worried as me about where the babys legs are? is someone as worried as me about where the babys legs are? Whoa. I wasnt a huge fan of the third either, i found the first two(especially the 1st) to be much more the game experience i was looking for. That being said, my gf has logged at least 40 hrs on it after her 3rd play-through... ... Wait I don't think I approved anyone getting +1 Hit every round ... Idk your name Oh never mind didn't read the article....yes, yes it is wearing a hoodie... iPad? I thought this wasn't something you could do with an iPad. ...Why are young men addicted to Viagra again? Just because we're down doesn't mean we can't maintain our erections I like wild turtle being a cheerful guy and all but.... He just always seems like an idiot to me. He is very childish for a dude going into his 20's acts like a 5 year old She makes it sound as if the "payment" will be not murdering them. Stalker Yeah.... really hot peppers will scorch the rim of your asshole coming back out. Wait what? How often do you clean your toilet? ( I'm here everyday That shit is terrifying Holy god!! What did I just witness???? I'm with dipswitch enough Internet for me Omg how did you know!?! And if he's that good, imagine how good Arthur Dayne must have been since Barristan and Jaime fangirl over him like Dr. Who fans do over David Tennant There are *buffets* at *strip clubs*? There's a stranger out to find you takes a new meaning Aren't you joining Scrolling through this is hypnotic where is her vagina? Lustful demons in a football team but not in the police force Join Dang, no one's ever gonna guess your password I don't understand your question there. That theme was really trippy... I was on mobile and tried to zoom in I'd be worried about a cave in. making a game in Haskell? I don't because i learned my lesson with wii. I was an early buyer and other than about 6 games, 3 being first party games, its worthless. I haven't touched my wii ( Nien got a 1v1 kill on Dyrus You're complaining about pacing but want them to add a scene that would also hamper the pacing? Obligatory "Where'd you find a donkey dick?" Same thing I though, Sansa swore she wouldn't tell!! Haha, nosey little miss Aria. Typical curious kid... I just loved eavesdropping at that age (still do I actually have an Abbey Road poster in a frame, but^I^dont^know^how^to^hang^it^ Wait, isn't it June now? What is this "firstrow" of which you speak? don't be black, don't be black....aw damn clicked news story Ian Desmond Holy that is unforgiving! For a moment I thought this was in tales from tech support I asked my daughter one day about sending her something via email. She said, "Send it to me on FaceBook; nobody uses email any more." Wow, amazing link, what a great resource! I've considered collecting sample slabs because I see them here and there at shows for cheap, but now I know there are many, many more varieties than I was aware of... Not for long. What. In the FUCK. Was that? Lol. it is not ALWAYS the case you need to make 40x the rent, but i would prepare for it. a great majority of people WILL ask when you are leasing. yes, you will most likely need a guarantor. keep in mind, some places also ask for a guarantor who is in the tri-state area, so if you dont have a guarantor there, you might run into some problems, ask beforehand. if you CANT get a guarantor... well, thats a tough situation. you have to somehow convince the person you are potentially renting the apartment from that you can pay the rent - i cant really advise you how to negotiate this with 100% certainty, but ive seen people show their school loans that they have taken out specifically for housing, and in one case a client paid their entire year + sec deposit out flat twister with land mines you know what his advantage is? $50 000 gear >I think Squidward acts like he's exposed if he loses his shirt as well. As in covering his crotch if his shirt gets taken off. Wow, we must be internet twins or something. the one fucking comment is what I and everyone else was going to say. Damn you. You're a better mind reader than you thought... That "plop!" sound when he pulls them out It does?! for once... the artist *understated* the boobs. Your... Your.... Sick.... ah I remember a Official match where the Console said in all chat " No but I started crashing, that hasn't happened to me since beta Who reacts this way? He is projecting quite a bit. This is what's known as a thought terminating fallacy -- as if a bit of hyperbole undoes any of this crap The views really that low on azubu tv? Earthbound sequel??? Well... did it work? invite to what. Just about came. unless it benefits me I assumed that if a show had its final season fourteen years ago it's safe to mention spoilers! ...and a 1000 beers later. Why is this thread being downvoted It looks like pikachu pooped when he wanted to fart Oh lordy, look at this train wreck Am I the only one who can't remember what happened when I entered the cursor disco? Lucky guess, how did you know I'm from Scotland? Er, 'bemused indifference' is almost the exact definition of apathy WOAH. They.... are of manufacturing quality. It's also called a krabby patty! The only adequate response to this is Damn. I just checked. I apparently have the forum ID of #703. Really? Why are all of these replies from people with Vayne, Draven, or Mordekaiser flair? I... had to be drunk when I tried writing that you dont understand he wants butt sex I feel like this is a horrible conversation to have in a thread of this nature. Just realized this. Man, the only thing I'd drive in Russia is a armored Humvee, save the bike for track days It was allison, and then the next time I clicked the link, cannibalism Simon is always watching I guess for some reason I can see my own deleted comments? 919 guys in 24 hours? that's like one guy every 1-2 minutes Dota 2 didn't have color all the while? Mr. Sexy? what's the PBE change The suit thing is flat out untrue OP… is your T-shirt tucked into your jeans? That was in the novel? This show just got a whole lot darker. Don't rule anything out. You haven't lived, maan That sucks, why is my comment downvoted? Seriously? Not where I live Grannies Squirt Aaah! My face is dripping!! Er, that's pretty much exactly what government whistleblowing is This damn well better be a safe place, some a the stuff you guys know about me could have dire consequences Oh my god, spoilers! .... Where does the condom come in Oh fuck This could have been 3-0 to Brazil in the first minute I don't even know what that means yeeaah it can get very cold especially in winter on the yorkshire dales. One time it snowed and I had holes in my wellies that's pretty much the impression i'm getting from all these youtube videos... At first look i thought the hand was coming out of the dogs mouth You don't know I have a working flair. They told me they would cut it Why on earth would you voluntarily play Super Noah's Ark? I...I think you have a crush on your brother Piquet He made a teleporter from the real world to anime I would not dive into darkness So many G's. I'm absolutely failing at the sleep bit Some kind of spy toy or something. 16k in just two weeks is *amazing*, actually While I think every woman has the right to choose HOW they want to feed their child...I do totally agree it's a bit shallow. Just like I don't understand the women that say it's disgusting. It's the most natural thing you can do for you child...how is that gross? It makes me sad that women think that way ya know? My ex best friend was like that, refused to even THINK about breast feeding because it was "disgusting, and gross to have a baby stuck to your tits" Whoa, you just mashed together *more* known talking points Is that a flintlock pistol on the front? No one has suggested such a thing. It's like you only bothered to set up half of your talking point, and couldn't ass yourself to add the rest Oh it's a program of some kind? I see. This confirmed talking point is known as 'shooting the messenger'. You keep fuckin' that chicken then thank you sir, all I could think of when they said northwest, not this plane shit. Also, I guess I live inside their baby I use indie mineral foundation regularly, but I haven't heard of this particular brand before. I checked out their website, and holy mackerel are they expensive That actually looked pretty unpleasant holy crap i have fans. LA have History. I just don't know how some people can say LA doesn't have any history Oh my god I never connected that video games. it was programming class, with bout 3 hours of video game time a day, I met with about 20 people who had the same interests as I, and about 6 of them were really cool, non socially awkward freaks. their names were: Tal, Chris (Christina, a female Anybody else notice that weird-ass thingy floating in the sea to the left? That I never connected it? Carrier here in US. Pepper Spray issued to all carriers. "Oh, don't worry he won't bite you." We have decided they just don't like the smell of paper..or maybe rubberbands. Nah, I've been playing in Florida for a few years now and this state has a pretty definitive weather pattern in the summer. Rain chances are higher mid-afternoon when the coastal breezes... interact.... with..... I played a lot of beat em ups back in the heyday but somehow I forgot this gem... Take your agitator clown car elsewhere, or at least finally leave the RT4 folks alone. You just won't leave this be omg I have 4 currently in my house Eating people's heads...that's rather morbid isn't it? My sister in law did this when she lived down south. It was usually black widows and brown recluse spiders though. want....chimchar.... he plays WoW I was sincerely hoping not. What do you have in mind? Someone yells out "I want your cock!" at 0:16. Generikb even got PVP lessons from Etho in one of his recent Mindcrack videos. You *wash* your lettuce? Yeah, that was not the moral of the story unless your name is Fenris (and even then). What if some one has the same bong and they take a picture of it next to this picture of yours.. Lol just high thoughts Good luck. If you ignore them long enough, they fill the RX anyway and you're still responsible for it Has anybody said the house from Smart House? Eh, he's 3. He'll forget that I didn't down a gallon of juice to piss him off. Besides, what's drinking all the juice going to show him? That I can barf? Now I have 4 things to worry about zombies,natural disasters,and you mother of god? addicted to flaming? well that sounds pretty bad and weird against... pets... i think that's the joke I seem to notice that whenever you answer a question regarding to parasites, you always tell us to check out the snail parasites (Leucochloridium paradoxum {holy fuck I actually spelled that without looking back at your comment? That is horribly creepy Don't worry, we know where to get them. So... you hope they're doing exactly what Sony is already doing with the PS4 and Vita?... except with a phone instead of something that actually has decent controls? How the hell is he 23 So. You are the one who finally let me end my lurking and create an account. Not sure if I should say thank you for that. Wut How many viruses have you gotten from private trackers I never heard why cam actually got banned. Dude... My school is located in a former Odd Fellows Hall. I think I played 18 hours today I wasn't responding to OP's question, so I'm afraid I don't see any problem with what I said. Who wants love handles when you can has a LOVE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD? Maybe that's how hamplanets get preggers? They get sucked in and they can't pull out Are you going on basic shape or what? Everytime someone places a mini-sentry on hightower [sheepstick blink ursa read that in shrek's voice and it gave it quite a wierd twist AK with a tape load? You are a talented man! Er, no offense, but all those words make sense in their context. Don't shit on me because you can't parse it He was out of Tucson for the past decade or so. He has an instagram at rileydefiglass, it's With EGG? I already saw some poutines with hot-dog sausage and italian sausage, but EGG? ^psst... ^I ^think ^the ^/s ^means ^hes ^being ^sarcastic ^ That's exactly why I bought the Dominators. I wanted the ability to actually walk, plus using SPDs on a road bike is starting to become common, using a road cleat on a MTB would just get a lot of looks. Why did they kill that guy at the end? So now you're shipping in your alts? Nice. Anyway, I did respond, but the mods deleted your, er, totallylurk's reply, and subsequently mine, because he used a slur which is apparently against the rules. This is hilarious btw, since I'm imagining I'm being accosted by a half-klingon firebrand I have a picture of me hugging one of the White Tigers in Vegas when I was little. The tiger was licking his lips wait i got a zebra being mauled now its a hedgehog.... Perhaps since the Japanese refuse to scrub the toilet every day the hotel should hire someone who's job it is to do that? No it doesn't? jesus christ, we may have collapsed, but that shot from Kohli. jmvicke, maybe? ( How they can ask feedback about netcode when players had latency of 0 to 5 ms so server was basically in next room? What 16x AA? Why not just redeploy closer, and then pull a flash? totally wasn't expecting that last one This is the only reply that makes sense to me. The other guys, thanks, but I don't think it'll work. I don't have a separate laptop or PC, and even if I did, I can't fit 2 pairs of headphones on my head You're going to abandon the Leafs based on the goalie they start...but not when we didn't make the playoffs for 8 years? Wow, you sure know a lot about crime. Hahaha I haven't had chicago My mouth is watering I had to do a double-take on your first two. What the hell Holy... so that's the design you were talking about. Do people not use Hotmail anymore? I agree. Abortion is a tough subject. If the person thought it through and made the genuinely best decision at the time, it's nothing to be ashamed of. However, it's also not something to be proud of, much less BRAG about Yeh bro, it wuz only successful at night times. But IDK if you can even see dis because it was removed apparently. I just got threatened for reasons i dont even understand There are ciswomen in the MRM. The only possible response; WTF Give us backstory ** So... you ignore game you consider cheap shit, _unless_ they're on Steam, in which case you _do_ buy them ? Commander Shepard made sweet love to her! I was there i dont even load 100 tabs on my desktop that have 12 gb of ram Or better yet, forgetting that your glasses are on your head after you've put them on DAT FIRE you cant watch youtube on your phone? for something roughly the size of a piece of us letter paper the price is 86$ Oh my god, I had no idea he was even there! Have you ever read any of my secret fantasies about you here on Reddit? Damn So that cover for Soul Caliber brings back a lot of memories. It gave me a half chub too. Where are you located fine sir? Yeah, not sure what's up with that. Maybe people think you're putting their appearance over their health? But imho if you can have a bedding that keeps them clean, dry and happy *and* doesn't dye them funky colors too, why wouldn't you look for that? I missed the ankle monitor and seen the girl next to her isn't wearing heels nor is she wearing a bikini. ...yeah, go ahead, destroy the only "happy" carachter I could find in the series Wow the guy was being kind of a jerk, telling her "don't touch it, don't even reach out again" while its sitting in his lap and then he pets it... One time I checked my watch and it wasn't there I thought Giggsy was left handed seeing that he's a left footer Lol, this is the saddest thing I have seen in a long time Oh! Holy shit - didn't notice the lack of buttons, just saw the touchpad and figured that was what the OP was talking about. That would make games near impossible to play, even the older ones...why don't Macs come with the mouse buttons under the touchpad? TIL that teenage football players are a fucked up bunch of people Am I the only one who saw the Thor hammer? I didn't know how uncomfortably surreal 21 Jump Street would be. If he does, then what is his accounts name? So that's how you deal with pre-nerf Lycan PS3 outsold the 360... and PS3 can also stand up. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! Smash your computers and burn them pat-pat-pat; nope, nope, nope I hope you don't sleep walk Wat? You have more tackle boxes than poles? why is cyndaquil green? I do your first one too! Caitlin? It... Has teeth? That looks quite difficult Just ... how do you CARRY all of that? The fuck? What does forensics have to do with high school? so how does someone know they are gay? That's still almost two boxes per rod.... 90% of users can't ctrl+f I have the canon rebel t3, I bought it as a kit so I got the 55-250mm along with the standard lens. It's expensive on it's own You just now discovered this? Did it do that? I might have looked away. I'm remembering her in the background being all HOLY YURA... dear god A url shortener? This is reddit, not Twitter. Where would you get the mint leaves Well, 12th girl on my list..... My supervisors' second oldest daughter lol Right! Zombie cancer patient Jesus shooting lazers. Dat Neo Geo... GGGGGUUUUUHHHHBLARGLFFLU!!! The only 'discussion' I've seen in this thread is narcissists patting each other on the back over how everyone but them is an idiot Wait, they pay you *less* than they charge you? And some of them won't even pay you *anything?* This had 666 points when I clicked it I'd make the rest of her hair blonde. Only one of your hands is black. Sleeping nerf? Really How do you build an iron farm? Wow. That's ridiculous. What kind of idiot would think that would wo---ALL HAIL THE HYPNODELTORO!!!! As someone who has played a ton of Ori, holy shit how did the Q do so much damage { Coincidentally, my friend in Oklahoma saw the movie on the same exact day All male nipples are EXTRA-nipples. We don't have any necessary ones. Oh wow, talk about out of nowhere man your husband must be a really good son in-law All of them I'm really tired, and at first glance I thought you were saying all the boys in your 4th grade were 30-35 years old. What. The. Fuck. Did I just watch... this.. minus the cyndaquil plushie and the giant pile of plushies.. this is from my dream/nightmare/dream Not much too it, I opened the gate (during a siege though) to let them out, they walk 5 steps out of the gate, one goes berserk, gets killed by his own, one goes melancholic, and refuses to move (he's still there That has to be one of the most well-written responses to any question What the... Those gauntles just earned a place in the containement section of my storage Do that shit and they'll put you next to Jimmy Hoffa I read it with an "i" and left out the "on" and got very concerned. Words can't describe this... Upvoting every post because they turn into kettlebells. Thats very very odd. You should never get any less than 2ms to your own IP Oh man wtf Never said if it was mature or not, and I honestly could care less because it's not me. I just said it was common in Russia. Man... that'd require a lot of Soul Wars En... vit kräfta? This would be a terrible torture device... Better question, why did they make Rengar look so weird in-game I hope you get both orders in one! :) I was getting worried about mine too but even looking at past Julep orders I've made in my account history on their site, they still show as "Processing" when I definitely received them months ago... haha. Julep's shipping is so weird. My only worry was that the two boxes wouldn't fit in my mailbox while I was gone over the weekend, but I guess that all squared itself out since they just decided to throw it all together! I had even wierder dream - that there was someone on the internet still using imageshack... I never knew maphacks had a toggleable option to make scvs constantly and units. That is insane okay, so 100 bases is $254 for me This was me as well. But then I'm like what are they even gonna talk about? Why does everyone hate purple side? > Wait, they pay you less than they charge you? And some of them won't even pay you anything? already did it It's a naked mole... bwhahahahahah do you have proof for that? WTF since when are heels = balls of the feet? How was that related to bdsm? holy shit In the last picture, is that stripped shirt pulled over a knee or a small child? I'm British, remember watching the second plane hit as I got in from school. My friend who was in to anything American was with me at the time we watched the tv for a good few hours. Remember crying as the towers fell, despite this I remember my grandad saying something to the effect of "you can't kill people in other countries and expect your own not to be attacked." That stayed with me, it wasn't that he was happy or didn't feel for the individuals involved just that it was inevitable. That said ive since learnt about Brirish history Am I your friend? advocating he pay for another copy of windows is silly, especially to downgrade. There's no reason to buy an older OS when building a new computer HIS NOSE IT BROKE. Where do you get a girlfriend that gives you EE presents? No, clearly those are alligator gar. We dont have snow right now.. Now its flood season.. We'll at least all of southern Alberta is under water right now.. And that place has a small enough parking lot as it is. Can't even fit a neon green Suzuki motorcycle in there Yup. And the scary part is....that's a small one 1 day with 20 views, 2 messages and 4 high ratings....22/M... Definitely no offense to your parents--but how in heavens name did they dress the rabbit? so you never made beyblades with them? Perhaps someone living in Alaska shouldn't use a chihuahua as a hunting dog then that's not what the lyrics are? His eyes scare me... I'm sorry? Do I know you random disgruntled stranger? It is? Exactly. The UK is at least five weeks behind, I believe, so we would seriously miss out on enjoying this subreddit if we all waited Isn't it terrible? He was on some kind of biblical name kick for some reason - lord knows why he went with Abednigo (his other choice was Shadarak) instead of *Daniel* ... (all dudes from the same story, I believe, with the furnace) Guy I used to work with wore sandals, sans socks, in the summer and would clip his toenails at work. We had an open office. His desk was directly in front of mine. He would put his feet up on my desk and talk to me while he clipped them. Nice try, Riley Collins! I am so fucking excited.. Sh...should I? ... The longer you look the weirder it gets WTF? Then why do you use it if you're so strongly against it? Whoa.. nail polish remover pen?!?!?! That seems amazing and SUPER useful. Those things don't even exist where I live Group hug deck? I can't download the lot :( says it will replace some EP stuff since I don't have them, but then nothing happens You're saying you didn't like burnout paradise? Or worse; in my CSGO game just now it was framed in the form of: "Do you have a vagina?" Wow ...you mean their characters, right? I hope the dude that this is replicated after didn't look like that Why the fuck would anybody hold that thing Are you new to the internet? Why the hell didn't you include your link in this comment? OMG. Holy hell, you win the crappy allergy award. Yeah, I'm sure Sony is super sad their new system is selling more than the One. Where do I get those!! I've been to Germany many times and love the culture, sights, food, language, etc. I recently had a coworker, who asked me to help teach her Russian, tell me that if she gets to visit Europe the one place she wouldn't go is Germany, because...wait for it..."because of all the Nazis". Then she proceeded to tell me that she really wants to visit Russia (hence the language), but she's also afraid to go there too because of the Skinheads. Now she's Indian (Asia not North America) so I can understand that she's a minority and may have experienced some prejudice before, but seriously?! I think she thinks that these two countries have packs of roaming (neo-) nazis just looking to beat anyone who's brown in broad daylight in tourists' centers what in the athletic f***!?! there are no other subs Hahah, that's pretty funny... But seriously, what are you doing? Oh... yeah, because you did a This sounds odd but I think I've seen the first picture before on craigslist. Twist on the twist: im 6 in alien years Later, they will be my thoughts for then. Which, at the time, will be my thoughts for now... Wow, this is beautiful, and, oh wait, this is in French (= I can read it ! ) hmm where can I find a surplus store in ny? omglol he said noo, don't do it lol wtf Oh my god, if they let us stream 1080p.. My home theater.. Will actually be a home theater Really? As if the other pics were not *WTF?* worthy!.... Did not see that link before... Weirdest trip EVER Blasphemy They look at your medical history, if you have HIV, it should show Oh yeah I notice a bulge right above the knee. What is up with that? Eve Online: Douchebag Simulator..? A kiwi and a blueberry? Tyra though ? fuck that, i wanna see Battletoads A very cruel joke. Maybe you go to my school. "Enhanced by Google" is that really any different from using Google itself? That swing. Then why did you say DOTP in the title? I don't get it.. I just realized this post probably seems really weird to the uninitiated Does he normally steal candy from dead people? Most women have a faint menstrual smell. I know plenty of people that can smell periods. Eum very smart! Well holy hell, that's awesome no sé existe When has that ever stopped anyone? Holy shit dude. How many tickets did you get Can I see these? I guess? ...if you're into such things! OP didn't do anything illegal. How do you know it's the girl? Correction, UFOs spotted over Queensland Yes, yes I did. > I've never seen Space Odyssey but I don't think I've heard anybody argue it wasn't a movie. How doesn't it follow the film structure? I drive past that thing going to the airport all the time. Creepy as fuck and the guy's son had to finish it for him after it fell on him. >That's pretty cool but I don't see the point. "I found him on Facebook and I know where he works." >No it's not like that. You start the game one game away from having a winning hand. I guess it would be like if both players were both at checkmate or something idk. \( They've HAD such a warning on the right side of the order page, linking to Reddit. Quick! Watch before it's deleted .12 oh ok.... min order 30,000 I have never noticed that I DID. I want the Jon Snow one... apparently they changed it where you can use your own domain for free now (maybe they saw this on reddit? Hahaha. I cut those coconuts down the next day She is neither torbie nor tortie. It looks nice but where are all the people? ... wait a minute... suddenly I feel like I'm in the same boat with reddit Am I the only one who thought this matched Expectation? Also they're really hot in this video; perhaps too hot for kpop I can't believe a 70 year old actually owns a smartphone and knows how to use it as well. I dunno. Together they make a remarkable story, don't get me wrong, I've played the fuck out of both games, but the overall main plot of Cross is what got me. It's like Chrono Trigger is the Cause, and Chrono Cross is the effect. Perhaps the long awaited sequel to the series will be the balance to the series and rightfully reclaim it's throne as Square Enix's top series. Perhaps including both Time Travel, and alternate time periods of the same time. Hell maybe even in the alternate dragon-timeline with Dinopolis. Agreed, it is very awesome +1 to barilla. So cheap too god! Oh, gurrrl, I am FLEXIBLE. I was the only girl on my cheer squad that could do the splits that WASN'T a gymnast. But, no, she doesn't watch porn at all. She is asexual, so she doesn't get off on it. Perhaps the South Park episode influenced as the other girl mentioned. Good lord, bruising does not sound worth it. Fall will be a tornado Can you maybe do a donate system, feels like stealing man What confused me was this man walking up behind the child, grabbing one of his ankles, and just lifting him up in the air. The kid wasnt all that big, but damn, I didnt know you treat em like rag dolls That is one of the weirdest sleep schedules I've ever seen Andrea Dworkin was right I love how the skull is just all, " One would hope the lane creeps also get killed I had to teach someone that using a dictionary would help a person learn to spell words properly. She argued with me by saying it wasn't possible. This went on for a good 10 minutes. That was until I bet her ten dollars that it was possible. SHE TOOK THE BAIT, AND WAS DISMAYED ABOUT LOSING HER MONEY! Even more amazing than speedpainting ! Holy shit, so much for the peace talk I'd be tempted to sterilize some garden shears and hack it off myself before I let it get that far... Yeah, what a surprise, Dutch is similar to Deutsch! I actually really like that top.. "I do not even know how to reply to this Those are some REALLY weird-looking strawberries... there is crude, but that is excessive Played a game against an elder titan... he was lying on the ground, about 300 units from his hitbox, and his mace/weapon/whateverthing was about 400 units in the opposite direction Ni No Kuni is very much not a bad game. sweet jesus that is good! So simple ... with built-in imgur upload Class of 2012? Bro...We graduated together A store here in Finland called "Verkkokauppa".. so much stuff that I want Those prices!!! Your eyes remind me of this face This self post Birthday bros! I just turned 26 on 3-16 as well HE IS SO CUTE Oh that looks like a fun repair Was "jeoerb" a homestarrunner reference? All of reddit is waiting on your response o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O btw, could you do me a favor and upvote the post by duthos which I originally replied to? It's below the post threshold now so no one can see my treatise on optimism That last pic His eyes have that soul crushing emptiness in them...he knows what he's doing The scorpions make the creepiest noises, tbh. IKR RIGHT?! Aaaaaaaaaaaaand 1 Ranked. his united we stand allows his 5 meepo-lancer to create 8 clones each, only the main can spawn it but that makes 40 meepo-lancers... Creepy. I just bought my first bottle of the 15 today cause I found it at a steal of a price, and I was sipping on it while watching this too Imagine if I died on the way to pick it up on the release date ....genius No. No it's not. Is it just the lighting or is the back info missing entirely? Ooh Xbox no longer the Monster of controllers?? And here I thought he was just apologizing for putting giant stickers on games I use PlayOn which supports .mkv and a ton of other formats. Only issue I have is how my PC's cpu looks like its having a fun time transcoding. Its an i5 as well. I have never heard of it! Not popular where I'm from, that's for sure! I have faith in our RBs... wow, times have changed. I would go IR US whenever I play a CI bow user Basically tell yourself that you are playing to improve and don't focus too much on the league points. Play ranked when you want to get better This place exists. I didn't have to learn how to hold it. If you're having issues with it then maybe there's a reason. The only people I hear complaining about it are those coming from a 360 controller trying to use it exactly the same Cool videos. The underride guard one makes me hope to never rear end a trailer Chris Dorner's ghost loosk really great and it is only made by 4 people Yea, why is that? Happens when girls shower too... just... stops. >The only people I hear complaining about it are those coming from a 360 controller trying to use it exactly the same Hawaiian pizza is really popular (plain pineapple or pineapple and ham), as is pizza with bacon on it. When did it have that? Read that as an abortionist. Most games actually do seem ot have both of these features for the last several years. Thanks for your reply. I hope it works because someone just downvoted this thread too Hahahah. Question is, is that why you clicked it?!? It's like you're reading my mind, MAN. What if I told you, that this is not a gif... As a bank teller. Please don't What is it? Are people still trying to make the Wii U relevant? What is with his expression? The cans are even the same color Nidalee jungle? My husband and I worked and lived on the East Coast of England in a little fishing village in Suffolk called Aldeburgh back in 2003. The hotel we worked in, The Brudenell had just gone through a major refurbishment and the new employee bedsits they had constructed were in the basement (not underground, on the street level). The room we moved into had a little bay window that looked onto the back parking lot/ocean and had an en suite. One morning when my husband left for the early breakfast shift I stayed in bed because my shift only started later on. After he left I snuggled back under the blankets to go back to sleep, as it was still early and dark. I was just drifting to sleep when I heard a low thump and someone running around the bed, fingernails scratching along the mattress! I was paralyzed with fear. I didn’t dare open my eyes because I was too afraid of what I might see. The scratching and running stopped and all of a sudden I felt something sitting on me and pressing down onto my chest. The pressure was so intense that I could hardly breathe. I was in full panic mode and sweating profusely because I was so scared. I’m not a very religious person but I started repeating the Lords prayer over and over, with my eyes still closed tightly. The pressure subsided and I reached over to the bedside table trying to grab the phone to call up to my husband. I squinted to see the keypad and dialed the extension for the restaurant. My husband answered and I screamed at him to come see me now. He burst into the room to find me hiding under the blankets on the bed absolutely terrified. The presence had left by the time he got there. After talking with him and calling and talking to his mom (they are both very psychic) they told me the presence had been a jealous female who had eyes on my husband and was trying to scare me. My husband also told me she used to watch him shower Does the aqua seal work on pressed shadows? And a RED eyeliner?? So, if something is done in Photoshop, it can't be heavy? Was this the woman that was on one of the top posts from like.... just last week?? Had the same, was like.. Oh Qri is there, and Boram.. but wait, where is Soyeon? Then instantly my expression changed to that --> The fuck I think that's exactly what they meant. Culturally sensitive much MIB is what did it for me. I would never notice if I did this or not due to the fact that the word doesn't come up in written vocabulary much in my life. Only 6?? There must be more people here with a stick up their ass. Maybe this comment will reveal them... Holy mother of shwiing!!! How old were you!? i just looked at this comment and it wasn't here! Those eyes stare into my soul. I'm only almost finished designing the front-facing wall.... so it might take a while Jesus! I've bought about $80 in games and the Steam summer sale hasn't even started yet I'll poop on you for free, just sayin that smell when you drive up and its you turn to order I went 18-0 first season It will, unless there is a plugin blocking it. Where are you getting these lies? Red rocket, red rocket boy Were the achievements really client-side?! Holy fuck is bloating that much really possible. Where do i get this device huh....I read the manga but never noticed that. Did not know was possible At first, I was slightly amused. And then it just seemed kind of weird and totally out of place. I don't know why Yikes. Minimum wage?! There's a list of 100. I had number 50. I didn't go count the taps, though. Protip: join LYP! It's fun and cheap. 35$/yr Plus there are redditors OhdeargodIusedtolistentoVerticalHorizonallthetime. The arc will end in 2-3 years? How long is it !? DAT ALISTAIR. Same happened to me. I was playing with a friend. He's still in game. My Dota shows his status as 'Playing against bots' That sound.....so raw.....so powerful..... How long did that take for you to make According to the article, they claim pepper spray was never used, but in the youtube comments, a comment by *THEMSELVES* says they emptied a whole canister on him! They are currently having a side bar because another senator helped her put on a back brace when they were in another side bar. 53mb for me... Your job and boss sound exactly like my last job and boss TIL Data was the crazy science guy How hard is it to sing really fast and at the same time? I'm kind of amazed by the Fuck Me in the Ass Cause I Love Jesus performance on Youtube. Why, what does this have to do with hockey? Who cares how many people of X skin colour have won anything? Dat everything ... half-washed? Six months of expenses? Who has that? Mine too... why is his chest so red though... Wait...where did that come out of? How did that tristana ever end up getting 8 kills I have an ace of 1 (my parents divorced when I was 4). Apparently I had a nice childhood. What is what? Bras? >Huh, that sounds pretty weird. Ordered mine through Sweetwater. Right now I'm 138th on the waiting list. Sales rep told me a few months ago that the list had over 500 people on it. You are not alone, sir/ma'am. I have a friend that is a female, and sometimes I just go over and we hang out, Just talk, and if we get bored we go grab a snack or go walk around at the mall or the park. Conversation is the funnest thing to do with most people in my opinion. There isn't a lot to do in my city though Dawkum, the octopus XD. I think you will get through everyone today An ex girlfriend that still tries to talk to me quite often. She cheated and I left siting different issues but never told her I knew about it. She still has never fessed to it even though when annoyed with her still clinging I pretty much outright asked. She just stopped texting me for a few days. Then it began again... Everyone is female to me unless stated otherwise. Maliciously killed... as opposed to gently killed, or killed with good intentions? Currently what? You weren't talking about anything. You said nothing other than a topic title. Did you mistake that for conversation? Nearly had a heart attack! Hahaha I had a similar moment while pulling the hair out of the drain. I've blocked it out of my mind though so never happened Is it even possible to have an unpleasant roll? I've always looked older than I am. My ex was a few years older than me and I was told a few times that she looked too young for me The first 3 episode of the forth I was...um... not satisfied, but the season went on and it ended living me with a huge need for more I lost it around the 2 min mark when he starts swimming 5k knife kills Sitting Er, that's pretty much exactly what happened with that Brand thing Why are the Chargers at 932? Double the pay? [Most probably not a spoiler but I don't know Which what? Were there more than 2 filmed endings for the movie? ...Oh my god how did I forget that was a thing. ... Maxed out mirror setup? What's that look like? O-M-G... A hand!!!! Ok... I don't know what I expected there. I mean sure... hangtime but... his opponent maybe jumped ~10-15cm up from the ground Awesome stuff, but that owl was creepy as fuck OK, I can't be the only one that is completely confused here. You are referring to both *your son's* parents in the third person. Who are you? And how would you know? A g-g-g-ghost perhaps? When I got my first iPod back in 2006, I left it on my friends moms car, just like your camera. This is back when iPods were a huge craze, as they had recently come out. She went to the store for over an hour and I'm freaking out. After all that acceleration/decel and parking....it was still there He was level 3 after red i don't know why he didnt have bear There's no memes in deadpool, wtf are you talking about Same here... Centrifuge not mid-game? Skyline in Signal Hill. I know where that is He puts oil in his beard and complains about you filling in your brows? That makes no sense Jesus christ he does Wow. So cute... Alcohol is not explosive Obey the game! Get blazed Why will Barbaric be massaging Nicola for you, and why can't you do it yourself?! The size of Untouchables rapid, that entry move... How do people even watch the stream like that oh ok thanks for the in depth explanation, yeah knowing that now it really doesn't make any sense I don't even think that I can turn it off via menu Okay, 1. I didn't know that facial hair was the only thing that made a man passable Oh yes that is relieving Really? You must have been really andro/femm looking to begin with Have you never had that feeling that person next to you can read your mind? U wonderful monster! BITCHES. BE. CRAY. Half the commute? American here. I think he's just trying to troll you? Was that ADC lulu? How do you potty train a 4 week old baby ? I prefer Chocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Water Read that as "I hit the thousand pound curl" . My face .. Well played silentdash, ... well played...... And of course I only hate Obama because he's black... Isn't this a repost holy fuck how did you know I was listening to that ...aggroing... squirrels? Go back to outpost with prices like this Damn. Nice work This can be true, I was 9 when I was bitten in the face by a dog, I was just scared, but painless (adrenaline, good stuff). I was so curious to why people were making this face when seeing me: See, I read the words 'legalising' and 'California' and somehow the M word becomes 'marijuana.' Magic Those are certainly good reasons hoooooly crap The only thing that could make it old would be if HL3 finally came out Watching the stream now.. is that a DJ? Handsome boys... I didn't realize people were so oppressed WTF there's a balloon on the rock WHAT ARE YOU Did you miss the episode where they revealed that already? I want to know this too I CAN COUNT TO NINTENDO!! I'm surprised Scalia actually joined in to say that Prop 8 was invalid I thought cats didn't like fruits in general, because they can't taste the sweetness. That is like $600 worth of Sims games 21km? Wait... how do you get that much cobble? That's very cool that he replied so thoroughly, but I also wonder if he's trying to pander to 'militia types' with the FBI/NSA/Benghazi trifecta. Don't get me wrong, these issues shouldn't be glossed over, but I wonder if you got the form letter meant for Republicans Really? wait wut I remember reading years ago about how someone had coded a TCP/IP stack for the Commie64. I was all Yeah but he only blinded himself because he saw that his mother committed suicide. Unless...he's a necrophile? LOL You're a 90's kid sorry Wait this is Dawn from Mad Men?! What the.. Arcanists are someone who specialize in the knowledge of ceramics/porcelain? Five times, really? So because I mention I like using HDR to capture the stunning visuals of some things in a low light surrounding I now also think I'm better than I am? How did you memorize your name? Tilting my controller actually does something?! ( :O if my degree in homeopathy is worth anything, i'd say this man just OD'd on sleeping pills. he's easily taken over a million times the recommended dose! They're also covered in germs for the longest time I thought it was "WTF" backwards. Like weird gamer slang: "Fuck the what? Uh.. I woke up pretty late and went on facebook/tumblr/reddit and there was just a buncha people going crazy over recent political events and etc and I was like ** Then the obvious answer is to include that scenario in the clause in some way. In this ostensive clause, third parties like that would be considered facilitators of the information, not it's owners. It would also be prudent to prohibit agreements which waive this right. btw, this isn't the first time someone has used this same series of points against me, in this order Well I'm alive... I spawned in in the south next to ridge vale I have the original Xbox and this isn't what my controller looks like I think I'm going to need a bigger puppet. that's adorable. I do have to say though, the first time I had a dick twitch at me startled me quite a bit; it'd always thought it was just a figure of speech. Me too! Anytime it's happened, it's always been some crazy person who wants to ask me how many angels fit on the head of a pin, or to tell me to go back to Russia Are there really schools where people don't get called by their first name? Quella di Zanatta è molto inquietante, con tutte quelle belle donnine TUTTE con la stessa voce. bc he molest them... I'm not talking about jealousy. I'm talking about the type of *hate* that a man being turned down by a "Tranny" can inspire. Where did you get jealousy? that's how I understood it, until I realised that you can't really park an actual cat cutting bumper for muffler whaaaat, you mean to tell me you're unaware of the pedestal you're standing on? Where do you get it at? This happened after the 4th soft reset. I was like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT Weird. I have 25 mbps fiber, and I've NEVER had any long downloads/etc on my PS3. Like others have commented, I didn't know that people had this issue at all. That's gonna be.. screechy and deep? *** is it really true the Netherlands may absorb Flanders at some point in the future? I have no problems HOLY CRAP. That's not cool. Or the game is working for Nintendo I definitely did. Such terrible textures in this game sometimes. So, you are saying this "sand" is made out of insects?! Do all class abilities/traits transfer over to the jobs? Such as will I have all the lancer moves as drg? Or is drg just a series of jumps and auto attacks Broken arms guy still sleeps with his Mom? 5x the initial share price now and it was as high as 8x at one point. more like Yeah. Hotline Miami was pretty bad. I also don't think it's a very good LP game. Seriously...all that fucking dialogue Add one more to your list. 10,000 is a huge town to me. Why do you capitalize every word? WAS a woman?? wow He has a gun and he's going to make sure you DON'T do any of the things he doesn't like. The other major anti-apple thing I see on reddit that just makes me Once you see it is that a horse I've only ever felt like this at one particular residence. I did some research and found out my place had been slave quarters back in the day. ** Holy shit, that's a HUGE college! You.... ***o_O Not unless you count all the posts of people being unable to connect to the game earlier and talking about it yesterday. Cave of wonders was a trip. THIS is how I do it too. How did you keep walking in your ESC menu, at 1:23? So...A sausage, black pudding and two brussels sprouts...?...^ I'm saying you need to pick one - whichever - and start grabbing sources. You have a lot of writing to do. With? OH MY GOD: when I first read this, I thought I'd misspelled discreet and I was mortified. I was going to have to delete the whole thing. ... Posting nudie pics is one thing, but if my social circle finds out I've been making careless spelling errors on the internet, my name is mud. and why does 2x enter not insert an empty line in my reddit posts? I might go ahead and shoot an email off to Jagex and see what they say, if anything at all Just wondering when in Texas is everyone posting on here from? Really? >I can't think of very many animes from the late 80's other than... Dragonball I guess? He has like two good videos, the others aren't as good since they have people screaming/wailing ( Tilidine! The strongest third force HCF has ever seen Hi and welcome, Sam! Allentown, PA...wow. Bbm? I don't give a hoot if your best friend is gay, that doesn't mean much. It's like saying you have a black friend..... really this is neat Wow. That's not a valid reason for upvote Dyrus support It's the real life Imperial College of Engineering Mirelurk: Hey bro, you got any Strange Me-- Kill a remaining Beatle Oh God I have that same trash can in my room Sailor moon battle jacket That rocket shot in the third race I'm late. Yeah dude I saw a @SKT1__Bisu account with like 13k followers I remember my mom walked in right after I finished. My mom said it smelled like ajax in there. I just went along with it. mine lasted 3 with LR coils I'm asexual, but I get aroused by transformation scenes (like human to animal, stuff like that). Is that ... weird? Whoa....this has made me wonder about my internship prof who I had a minor crush on. She DID tend to look at me little bit differently... dafuq Who knows maybe the mail man/lady got in a car accident and died? He'll probably get 10 years in a 6ft by 8ft cell, meal times, let outside/put into a bigger cage for exercise...wait..I think this is bird paradise Porn sounds are rather worse... Personally, I got all of that the first time I watched the movie (or at least the first few times) and I watched the movie before I even knew it was a graphic novel If you want to get into the *really* creepy implications, what about the obvious next step of applying this technology to humans?? Prostate? but... but i don't get paid What resolution do you play at? ;D :D xD x'D Dx :/ :3 ;P ;3 x3 Q_Q T_T u,u q_q :P >:) O.O Is that cum on Gordon's face? You put "pleasure" and "pumping" in the same sentence, so yes Yeah, it's so vivid, you can almost feel the lines around the edges of those clouds, I love it so much. Wow why this gets upvoted You *know* Tess? Like, "Hey Tess, you wanna go get some coffee and talk about how awesome we are?" "Sure thing, Vixen" know her? But but, what about THORKI? Why do you have an asshole on your face? It is right I *did* see it while I was still in...ten years ago... It's pretty astonishing how little a fair amount of the users know. Probably a year back a Leeds fan was complaining about City's spending habits. Apparently I was the only user in the thread to spot the hypocrisy. Is she dead? Passed out? that just blew my mind Where do you people find all this free time?! If you were then she would be dead and couldn't find you That's not what I meant. She's my boss. She just forgets and I look at her like Does anyone have a mirror for that first video? Apparently it's blocked in the US? That awkward moment when you realize it is either your birthday or a random date.... With today's tech, this could actually happen Geez I was rolling in coin in Fable 2! it does seem that way doesn't it? I got addicted just a week ago Only a TD ends the game on the first possession. FG can end the game as long as both teams have had a possession first. This was on the first possession though ....why is it called public when it's ...not? I am dumb today. I'd be scared they'd hit me with their signs Woah... Her voice is... erotic. you should be way more confident. What a nice cock you have there THANK YOU! O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_ Did you prefer seeing a man's dick snapped? Because it's a bad thing. Mine are always sorted by new Man, those photos are all bs. Sure, some of them are natural, but the vast majority of what I saw were girls pretending not to wear makeup! It's like last Sunday. I went to church at 9 so, naturally I had to wake up early to make breakfast for my little girl, get her ready, etc... and to do my makeup... I go to church, one lady says: "Wow, NightFury85, I love how you do your makeup, but today I just can't help it but look at you without it, and you look absolutely amazing! How do you keep your skin so smooth?" I said: "Honey, this took me a half hour to do. I have three layers of stuff on my face, put in a way to make it look absolutely natural." She was like HA! I dig Murphy. How fitting! I should have named my last car that - pretty much everything under the hood was replaced at one time or another, including replacing the transmission *twice*. Yes. Replacing the transmission... twice Really? Source? Nice, wirless Motion sensor. And wow does it have many buttons Unassisted double play....sassy....dude has a robo-arm. What do you mean? Hahah! I never thought about it as a reason to upgrade. I really hope it's not some sort of diabolical targeted advertising. Cheers :), my grand father was a medic.. at Pearl Mother of lagg wait.... you pronounce Jese like "He-say" ? That's a nice ign you got there so you have to pay a fee if you invite 3 friends of you to play?WTF thatd be so fucked up On another note, does anybody know where Jacsebalon hides? :P I need to know if he has finished his gosh damn skin I lost it at that "1000$" MFW I'm in my early 30s with back problems. About 3 years Geometry wars on Xbox arcade is a tipfest Where did you get that idea? I just went to both those things.. please excuse me whilst I bleach my eyes... Wow, I'm in the company of two greats in this post Yikes! Your hands are pretty but wtf roomate Hot dang Dead baby jokes are money makers. Always got a reaction. Always gold. Be careful though Hard to believe 9 years passed. Kinda fast Uppers and downers? She is THE BEST. Please don't murder me, but my house is actually on that map Bring your own barrier? Not mine, but instead my brothers gf. She's notorious for not being the wisest person. One time she said 'you might as well buy 2 halfs rather than the whole one: you get more of it' What kind of filter would block something as specific as leagueoflegends.com but not something as broad as reddit the last one is...amazing Say what?! While i'm on them Holy crap, I've been waiting for this since I joined reddit. You can do that? Wow. I think i need to ring my Mum and thank her for getting me Aussie citizenship when I was born 12 keys for borderlands 2 , wut I refuse to believe this was in response to this thread... But your delivery was... Ominous... That lack of a courier all early game Yeah first thing I did was turn up the FOV on PC the options they allow are insane you can go up to 180 or something i have no idea what that means. i have 50gb per month and can use it however i want Why...why did I click on those links? Ummm, most of the people I know well here, I met in IRC. And they are all amazing people! I'm trying to get more active commenting and such here but there's a lot to keep up with lol /u/keepfighting: You're an amazing person, and all the kindness you show people, including to me, is just overwhelming...lol You have a kind, generous heart and that is awesome, plus you share a love for tea and green tea! :P The green tea ice cream is still going to happen...I really want to try it /u/Kubunto: Fun and sometimes random conversations are what make you awesome, and that we share an interest and confusion about why people do some things haha...and also, thanks for showing me that snake coin... What's a Dominion? I never saw him again.... Guess it adds to the creepiness and the mystery of the wheel chair man Those look great - - and authentic! (Mayo and sriracha anyone? Imagine seeing that explosion in real life. You must be new to the field, or lacking creativity. i didn't know nipples can do that It's happening Call who and see what who says? Why not just update the xbox? r/trees just got scary Im very confused You owe her something now... Hopefully it's not forgiveness.... If you spam click it its another secret clip? Are you afraid of seeing yourself naked? I came to r/l4d2 to make a post for exactly this! yea i got that happening Why not just shoot at night time or near motor oil What the hell is going on here...? OMG IT'S EINSTEIN!!! Thanks! I'll take a look at the Leatherman as well. For some reason the flashlight you linked is $30 on amazon.ca Yeah. It made the experience and the aftermath that much worse. Terr's got some awesome advice! Wow KIDD HAS DEM CRAZY EYES ### Dafuq that's what an NSA operative would say Why would this anger mobile users? I can just turn my phone >Oh okay that makes more sense. I was wondering how you couldn't finish a 2 hour movie. I hear you're a biter... Just did a custom game, 30 ping. That's the most perfect ass I've ever seen. Video thanks are always a ton of fun. Not gonna lie, I was a How could that be true if the foreign page is up to date following it? Apparently my neutral face looks really bitchy or uninterested...it's not, it's just the way my face falls! And I'm naturally really happy and not fake. Which one am I suppose to mean. I feel that you saying to not be dramatic is far more dramatic than anything I said in my brief post Yeah, not denying that whatsoever, my comment had literally nothing to do with the goodness/badness of the hair i knew it! i got my eye on you two Hahaha yeah I've been to all sorts of fast food places, many only have.. 1 window. some have none Those eyes. Those big, beautiful eyes. What about all those plugs? I just checked and they have removed the long 90mm (DCA-45) from Lorraine. Wtf WG Sweet Baby Jesus, this looks incredibly promising There are people who don't know Wizard of Oz was based on a book? That. Is. Amazing. Blasphemy! Guinea pigs don't blink Uncharted film? ...Dat face. Death comes to us all Ummmm...Whut? err okay She has to PAINT her boobs? You want babies touching your abs? Why would you pay for Zygor when you can just get the full version for free? I didn't even know Adam Baldwin did voice acting Relatively boring? So you're telling me you've never built a robot or machine to do rudimentary things like cook you breakfast or fold your laundry? Hollywood has been lying to me for years! You mean like "I was a martyr before it was cool"? Why do I get this feeling that Kojima didn't just *happen* to see Junji? Maybe he's involved in MGSV somehow holy shit, that's exactly how I would have done it Just started watching this event last night. I'm about half way through. So far so good but I'm looking forward to the second half blowing my socks off So you're saying you've checked out Heroes Del Silencio and they weren't hardcore enough for you? I want to stroke his face. A biome in a biome Wait a minute, when the hell did I type pox instead of box? I replayed it a year ago or so, I remember it way better than it actually was. Shit is buggy and those Knuckles levels That's awesome. According to wikipedia, the waitlist is 14 years long and an individual membership is 10k So what you're saying is, you _will_ buy games you consider to be crap if the price is low enough ? Haha same here. My shipping is weird as @#$% too. Monster hunter is coming UPS, the console is coming from Fedex and the controller is USPS not saying its not real that is the most visceral description of drug addiction I have ever read iv never been to Idaho Off to sleep now, but I must challenge this again Awesome! If it's a ratio of 1px to 1 block (and the width of that gate is 2px, just to show how small a pixel is)... that must have turned out huge. I forgot about that How would you unpause time if you pause yourself Holy shit, I'm getting ~30fps in big fights now and the game looks so fucking pretty Another seed gone That just made me think of something! Stuffed french toast i so want a v8 swap in my miata I'm a white girl lurker here and that line (from the original post) made me Shooting stroke from 27% to 34%. Why are you calling her Luxanna? Why would you need identical *deck boxes*? Oh right, I had actually forgotten this existed. When did riot start restricting good players playing with their new friends Is anyone else distracted by the intense amount of animal print? >Is anyone else distracted by the intense amount of animal print? where the hell is your theater YESSS HE MADE IT!!Anyone else worry there for a minute after Christopher Lees death that..Oh right Ian is really old...I hope he can finish being Gandalf OH JEBUS!!!! I had the volume all the way up! Weird. My overlay still works. The body on that duck-faced blonde in #7 Wow.. that completely changes how I am going to play Barb.. i did not know they snapshotted brawler 34 is red... Never in my Reddit-life have I seen so much gold given Agreed! You can just backup your old games to your PS3 (since, for some reason, the Vita won't keep game save data if you delete a game How do I still have username mentions? My reddit gold was supposed to go out today. This looks friggin' incredible! There's nothing like seeing your hometown in a video game, one with superpowers no less. I can't wait #abs ... really Fitzpleasure is even better. It's about a rape with a broomstick I didn't even notice Just read it, and the ad at the bottom of the page was for a dog trainer. Why do you want to mute a friend I don't understand this post at all. Someone was killed by him, but the proof is from his PoV? Why the fuck would someone *over*pressurize their tires in *winter*? You had four lanes open and you still jungled? Yeah, better an expensive lens than a pair of antlers in the nutsack. And it's actually an existing website.... It is amazing.. Where can I get such a machine?! Creeps. Unopenable doors and the mysterious lack of bathrooms. I mean doesn't anyone poop here? ( Googled Tinnitus... Just had a match with an 87, 84, and a 55. I was like whaaaat How in gods name do you already have a crown How did she know you were awake? That exists Why did you have to compare USB drives to a dick? Uncle Dad?! That she's a post-op. Dis is the most active response I've ever seen on this subreddit another mystery to add to th mcinsidious case I agree. This is basically the same thing as the Closer video, right? I see you're learning to cook moist and tender Children... Statues. Admittedly, only after I picked up a new TV show earlier this year, but dear God, statues. Specifically those angel statues, but really any that just kinda stares at you. Also don't understand that She looks perfect to me. Good job! Well, we can't have this classified information leaked into the hands of the enemy, the US Army and the American public. We had one extra at one of my drafts Mother of God. Going to sound dumb, but what is this from Too early for alcohol You're like the dude from Heroes who paints when he's stoned lol looked at the clock and its 3:14 This makes a lot of sense. When I was a little girl I had Dark brown eyes. I'm 23 now and I went from hazel to almost green now I have blue flakes in parts of my eyes. I'm guessing i'm not producing as much pigment? Wonder if my eyes will go all blue one day. In Burlington and Polish. We need to invent a smiley for that WTF face where like your eyebrows scrunch up while you're also all After reading the first two sentences, I was assuming your cousin is like 5 years old. Then I read, "she was a cashier at a grocery store." i have a fear, not sure if its irrational but i think about the world overpopulating and what will happen, i think about it almost every day and i get really worried about it First part was just a little weird, but the second part... That's a very long looking back, if you look at where the shoulders seem to start I'm thinking about having a baby in the next few years, so I decided to go see what a birth actually looked like on Youtube. My face was frozen in horror for a good hour. I....I should not have looked. /r/AskWomen frightens me. Have you ever been there?? holy crap you're right HAHAHAHAHA oh man those stories are kinda funny exept for the dick one Lance -> Card of Last Will -> wreck shit. wait he has no ACL or MCL? daufq Haha I was just thinking that cause I'm at work and it's hard to do all that jazz on my phone! Thanks for the contest! I wish I had something interesting to say but I've been at work 11 hour and my brain is fried I'm confused The heck happened here? How lucky is it that she didn't get shot for running? ** She carries a can opener? Go Bengals OR it would force a draw AGAINST storm! That Tastosis was just so spot on... Handy caped...? You gotta understand surfing on reddit all day without any goal is hard work...gotta make it easier somehow This isn't your everyday photobomb... this is... oh...I just freak people out whenever I look up. It's not a short range - it's blink range. That's about the size of a jump, but instant. It's quite a bit of distance. I MUST know what he said I think so Ashe and Master Yi instalocked! Isn't that a Louis CK quote... Wait, are YOU from nexgear?? Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that your brother rubbed his dirty feet on you while restraining you? That's pretty fucked up dude, I'm sorry. It's how they kill us. What the fuck, it even searches subreddits? Me too. I was waiting for it to loop >_>... <_<... >_>... <_<... >_>... <_<... >_>... <_<... >_>... <_<... >_>... <_<... >_>... <_<... >_>... <_<... >_>... <_<... Oh god that's brilliant At least it's not clumps of pubic hair You mean to say you didn't know how to fix a blown fuse when you were a senior in high school? Are those real? >That's pretty surprising. How are your eyes so blue?? As a person who likes the show, I don't think that just liking the show makes you a brony. I do not want to be lumped into this. I would hope no one have ever drank battery acid before. I seriously do not understand why everyone hates film Ginny Since when are Americans polite? this looks like a lot of fun very excited to watch or maybe even participate! :D although being team captain sounds quite intimidating that awkward moment when you didn't even correct a grammar error I am currently at 3-5. I did some calculations for the month of May and I spent roughly $250 on coffee alone. My company offers it for free but no. I must go to the special shop downstairs and spend a ridiculous amount of money. But hey! I have a punch card and after twelve purchases, I get one free. Wait... You're going on vacation right after you're due? Like possibly with a brand new baby? THE NEO GEO WAS $650?! HOLY SHIT. I now realize my parents really tried to make me happy in my younger years. Riot was probably involved tbh. Some random Canadian woman just saw someones LoL username and found out his real identity and address? Wow I like the design itself but what is up with that font? It looks to me like something out of a modern military shooter Wtf? 90 second boxes? thats super strong woah, didn't know that Same here, she looks skinny to me I don't get it, how does the Retaliator have 5 class 4 hardpoints, but 8 turrets equipped Never in my life did I think I would hear Nightwish with porn. Why do you have a kid inside of you? Do you seriously think you need a degree in mathematics to understand it and find it funny? I'd like to think I'm a huge anime fan and I only recognized like two of the animes there I'm running at 100-111 without vsync No he's not. im about 90% sure this .gif is from a porno, the upvote is supposed to be his dick O_O... also "big sausage pizza" i mean cmon. Ha! I was upset but like I said I'm pretty open minded. All their kids also had religious face paint, it wasn't like they picked mine for this. I played it cool and asked about the paint, kid's dad said they went to a church gathering/picnic and they had a lady painting the kids faces. Not that big of a deal, at least they didn't baptize him. Or did they? I am not mad, I don't blame them, they don't know I'm an atheist. kid's dad said they went to a church gathering/picnic and they had a lady painting the kids faces. Not that big of a deal, at least they didn't baptize him. Or did they? I've seen a couple posters like that. I confused the nose and mouth for the face and was like " Don't tell me you usually take cups to drink from You all fell for possibly the best troll to date Kinda takes the whole "no glove, no love" thing to a different level. That made me check your user name. It's your connection. Mine was the same until today, got new Internet NSFW tag didn't prepared me at all Imagine this in Mario Kart... I didn't realize it's already past noon (or 1pm for those who observe daylight saving time) on July 2nd. Ok I opened it up and got rid of some dust(not too bad, no fans were blocked by it). I ran furmark with speedfan. The gpu temp shot from 58 to 80 in about 1 minute OMG! Because those two are different champions? My god, this is beautiful. Did you seriously just trick me into opening a gallery to 68 explicit porn gifs?? How do you palm mute the thicker strings (EAD) with your pinky when playing the thinner strings (GBE)? Is it that bad in RDR's multiplayer? Okay Wait, this isn't /r/photographycirclejerk? ...Good question. I already have AndrewReily added Wow, four talking points in one paragraph Never would've imagined this can happen To elaborate (as this is rightfully voted to the top), your words are *not* precious gems that are impossible to retain — especially since this MUST be a first (as you didn't even save Worf and Deanna The United States actually supports Japan now... I don't think tensions last this long. Or can they.. Source? I think I recognize that person You get people who were born in 1723? Bro, my negative chi is just all out of whack today, manbro. I'm all messed up in the aether. it's like FCC packing This is a thing? Ok, I don't care because I didn't actually create them, but it's still strange how you guys found the origional pack! Me and Johnwat texture pack whore strong!!! Dude, that cant really be Stealth Rock would like to have a word with Zapados So... are shells just bigger grains of sand? Well hell, no wonder I missed it! then explain wet dreams for virgins? also, one of the most common dreams is of flying? i've never just kinda floated off the ground irl I seem to be worth $0.25 per hour. Well then In light of the past few years/presidents I would hate to have my child grow up to be like them Depends, is there a dick? I really want a chop house cheddar burger with toasted buns and spicy ketchup with my fries I really want a chop house cheddar burger with toasted buns and spicy ketchup with my fries oh it did work, tried it again above Really? I've heard about this movie but I guess I finally have a reason to watch it At first glance I just saw a regular Coyote motor...then I shat myself. I could care less about the Battle Island, as its just going to be used for MLG, or its going to have a 5 hour quee. What I am exited for is that it shows us how awesome Hossin could be. Oh, and SOE, please freaking hot fix that Black Crystallize Camo in already! And Lancers! That happend just after Wickd got denied by snoopeh You're watching alot of them D-Fore These are the types of people that should stay away from gaming. It sounds to me like he is more interested in 'killing' things than playing in a game world. Wow, that looks horrid Possibly for your sanity I desperately want to see this. WHERE CAN I WATCH IT JOLT and JNCO Jeans.... what the hell was wrong with us Uh... wat. Why should he be? you sure? Wow, the difference in graphics is stunning between the Vita and 3DS versions I have like.. 250,000 WoW gold literally sitting on an inactive account WTF WAS THAT?!? C'mon. Pappa needs a new pair of....reddit gold I know I'm his SO... Unlike your username. That was not a pleasant image for me Yeah, there's always gonna be a need for armor for spirit bonding, but as a crafter, I don't want to be the guy to wear it to 100%, Wow, that sounds terrifying. I think I'll go with a third party, thank you. I don't want to be shot. And the missing comma Nope. Not gonna watch all of that. How did he obtain your ingame info? We're sweating up here tonight, but you've still got a couple dozen degrees on us JonTron shirts are also on clearance FOR 250k? Brings new meaning to "Give me a bloody mary."... Maybe...when a man...loves another man who makes real quick points...he likes to scroll through threads to see what he has to say... She's not old.. She has grey hair for a reason... her husband? She was beaten and abused by him for God knows how many years Why does it shoot up at 13? Why? Why why why why why? I'm pretty sure this happened in my city This is most likely what I was remembering. This theory just popped in my head randomly when I remembered the mentioned Krakens or some sort. It was like "woah, what if the damphair had like a kraken??" I realized this the second time playing through awakened. Near the end they talk a little about the moons. Once a planet has been taken completely over by the necromorphs/ markers, it becomes one of the moons. This means that earth may become one of the moons. Holy crap Free The worst is when you get muzzled by the chrono guy I was wondering the same thing. I was pulling for meme dad. 1) Are they our Mods ? Needs more decks. Pretty they're sharing a single black-red deck These books sound scary wat Although this book sounds awesome, I think it'd freak me out a bit What if you repair the 2 sword of midas's and makes a gold sword Wow. The old Neanderthal looks like Patrick Stewart! in prison... All I know is I've been working with that logo (I didn't design it), and I've never even noticed this. *Maaaaaybe* it's kind of like goatse, if someone chopped the guy's arms off and flipped them around... and turned them into big blue wings... I just finished watching it for the first time. At night. Lights off. Before bed. It cant be a coincidence that OP's username has "sigourn" in it My expressions as I read this post: :) **->** :( **->** Its 4am here to.. Same Why was this downvoted? how do you find youtube links for events I am surprised as hell. Whoever made these really made them work well! Really crazy that Tinie Tempah and Gravity Rush would blend so well It's actually insane what people expect you to do for them. I had a dude in LFR who said he was going to eat dinner and would be back in 20 mins, DON'T BOOT. He fucking meant it, too. "Knightmares?" Haha fuck this same thing has just happened to me after about 3 lsd trips since summer, each one is filled with new epiphinies and im a little scared how differently i see the world and dont think it will ever be the same So the messages are from other people? Holy fuck this is poetic I never expected to see a bunch of religious idiots destroying a guitar while crying "Allah Akbar" How do all of you not recognize this report? Is it just me? Il congiuntivo What? How is it sponsored? I thought everyone on the list was getting two. ( Worked great thanks :) My internet has been playing up with talk talk lately , so it took over 6 hours Forward roll at 2:18 onto the railway track Damn you can fuck yourself with this trick Well that's what I call dedication Then again, why do you need bathrobes??? While i love the idea of building my own PC, stories like that make me kind of scared. Didnt realize it could be read like that That looks just like Justin Bieber ' Well you started a lovely discussion didn't you! thats a strong boat run Just how big was that cliff you drove off? Holy shart this changes my perspective on everything... What the fuck is that text?! 3 damage a piece. 300,000 damage from his ult. Watch from 07:08. It makes no sense It's kind of weird how the article displays a giant picture of Assange, in this piece about Snowden When I was 15 to 19 I got cashier jobs really easily, where are you located that they'd ask for 3 years experience? Unless it was the 3 who were corrupt Buffon is a god I've been working with this thing for a while (I didn't design it), and I've never noticed this. I guess *maaaaybe* it looks like a goatse, if you chopped the guys arms off, flipped them around, then turned them into big blue wings >I think the idea is to stop that kind of thing, whether or not it was expected I once killed a roach, went to get something to clean it up... Came back and it was gone. source on the island reprint?! i just hope HerO vs. Sound will be streamed they did but they made sure it was known that they were doing me a favor and this would never happen on this account again lol.. still waiting for my refund on wolverine.. i stupidly bought him when the sale went live for 1100 then i wake up and he is 600 putting an end to your shenanigans Oh dear, gambit with spontexx is ... well ... yikes You're right, of course. I'm really not sure what point i was trying to express in my previous comment. What the heck is CC cream? Why does Nash get paid so much? He has a horrible contract. How does that make any sense help guyz... i think im starting to feel euphoria frum a real GOD'S blessing Are they sexual 2 liters of soda? 977th question? soo...you're telling me the internet is 21.9033 years old? Wow! That thing is so sexy, I wish I could afford one That first time you play the opening sequence of "God of War III". Me either. Look at the size if those paws and ears Somebody's moody .... Where? Wildfire? What happened to Vol. 3?! The mic is staticy in the stadium Oh man this was so fucking good in context though Sure hope it's not a fracture Great, now I just imagined the girl from the Ring clawing her way through my freckle-static... Yea, I feel like people really underestimate the power of Rumble's melee during Overheat, me included when I first picked him up. Then I started hammering at an opponent when he was all in-ing on me and watched his HP bar just drop I WANT YOUR JOB Or my favorite, "That's not a real thing, you're just trying to be special." Erm, no, they're the one who asked me if I have a SO, and I said no, and they asked why, and I stated why... Egugh. Such a huge headache. Or they ask if it's a religious thing. Hopefully not with the zweihänder in the GIF I think that title is the longest sentence I've ever seen you utter on RAOA Holy shit that wording makes it seem really op. Max rank E with a stacked BT is almost 700 dmg 300gr ? My eyes legit went That's what I was thinking... Are you my ex by any chance? Nice! hehe we have canada at the moment Yet you still lurk on /r/starcraft I prefer fat men and thin women Ehrm TSM still is about How do the dead suicide bombers collect their monetary rewards? Yeah, that. Holy carp that's just ridiculous. Wow, how much is left? I'm a huge fan of turn based games, like I played hundreds of hours of Front Mission before, yet I couldn't get myself to really like VC no matter how many people told me it's amazing. I think something is seriously wrong with me So interesting to watch omg...I was left speechless Is that the guy from CSI?! I will definitely need a bigger bra after eating all of that. Oh i gotcha, well it seems ur dad might be cruising these forums I don't know to what you're referring. Curiousity, loneliness and a need of someone who could actually understand me. I also have no interest in humans, and anthro-morphs aren't real so that's where Derreck's form came from... I know sex shouldn't be a part of the reasons for creation, but I AM gay, I just don't like Human males the least bit... I got INTP on the Myer-Briggs test, and I act differently online than I do irl, and if you had read the wiki page for that score and knew me well, you'd probably think the page was written about me I'm hungry to go home and finish it Well then let's change that state of affairs #### Oh? You personally can't use gargantas or shinigamis can't use gargantas? And since when? I didn't have to pay Tax on it ...how do you get to lost in the woods? I tried nutmeg once. It sucked and it gave me a sore throat and burning eyes. But in all seriousness, there was a time that my friend and I smoked catnip and actually got really high. It only worked once though, as we tried it again a week later and felt nothing. I was a stupid and naive child, in retrospect I can't believe I ever behaved that way Haha, I know I know. It was just an... interesting documentary. Did not expect racism to appear in this thread seriously man, about 40 to go he is in 12th, i take a bathroom break, then get a snack, and come back with 29 to go, and he is in 6th. I was was all like What if the pilot got blinded then crashed because no one has ever bought anyone a gift before. I once dreamt that I had a little yellow box (undoubtedly and obviously patterned after my bright yellow Sports Walkman) that could do literally anything. "Take me to Mars." "Turn this water into wine." Etc. Then I lent it to my friend and he managed to burn it out by, and I quote, "...time travel while teleporting through a brick wall protected by a demon." We don't know how Pat works. Maybe he already sent someone But that's chuck norris' primary method of killing in tf2 Was expecting GTA, not half the entire goddamn province You stand on top of the train every day IRL? (I'm not! So did her grandpa grow up quickly like that? That.....that totally just blew my mind. How can it be permanent numbness That looks like me in the picture Maybe there's giant ones even deeper in the ocean. That clit is just asking for a good licking... Why can't I use my credit card? OooooOOh...Borderlands 2? Shiny...I want it We should all get a group buy together. They did one a month or so ago, price was down to $120. Wow, thats amazing damage for a throw while being meter positive ~~Don't worry.~~ You don't have OCD. Its called CDO... that way, the letters are in alphabetical order. Yeah, that brother than only played in the NBA for a few years must be really shit at basketball. Did... he just refer to female breasts as genitals? Vanilla coke was not discontinued in every country? Now that's what I would call a metric fuck-ton She can see into my soul! Overreacting much? I read "rock star tentacle porn" and thought GW2 had gone in a WHOLE new direction since I took my break Sliver hydra. Mine barely bled (externally) at all, the one and only time was the first pee after the piercing -- I wasn't thinking and shook off like I normally do.. then had to stand over the bowl til the red stopped flowing. People a hundred years ago did say the same things about books. Books were a waste of time and distraction from the real world. Kids should be out playing rather than reading books. Some times people even 'blew up' burned books they thought were dangerous Is this supposed to be hot? No I am afraid of both BJ's and Hot dogs I used to live in DC and go running past this monument every day. A lot of people would sit on the side like that but I've never seen kids actually swimming that's crazy In case OP is still following: second this^ guy and one thing on the touching his little man parts...our little girl is in this weird phase where she's touching her little lady parts quite a bit, and we sometimes have to stop her. Maybe he was cupping his parts to keep him from touching out of embarrassment (I let our daughter just go on and figure she'll grow out of it, but her dad finds it so upsetting what about the dudes? Earth exist ppl that buy champs for RP Yellow light doesn't attract bugs? Would you? It was real close with this video, I almost didn't reach the button in time. God only knows how fast my underpants would've turned to spandex if I'd missed. Holy fuck Towards the end of the article it seems to say that she eats 9000 calories a day to keep up her breastmilk... Yeah seriously, I ALWAYS eat a whole banana. I don't get you guys This changes everything oh thank you, first time seeing this Well you just proved /u/emergent_properties point pretty well then Where is all the smoke coming from if it's not burning fuel? I smell a... 4channer.. Lol, gave me a good chuckle. But yeah, I'd still be afraid to feed that thing. what?! I'm NOT?! I had no idea I once actually saw some New Glarus for sale in a south loop booze shop, I asked if these had 'fallen off' a truck, and the guy was like "umm, something like that" Those are some sick graffitis! Does your boss browse /r/leagueoflegends by any chance? I see no other reason it should be blocked If it's a waste of tokens then what do you think the refund button is for? It's Ibra isn't a ball hog at all. I can't even finish my armour scrolls yet you've done them all JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! She put GLUE in the gusset? What the hell? That can't be a common thing. You ellipses'd out one word? Well I, for my part, wasn't really surprised. I mean, what else do people think they do? But the movie somewhat parallels the reactions of people, and it was just really nicely parallel. Nothing more, nothing less. Just a really nice coincidence Seriously... I saw a couple of guys in Jays hats and one woman in a Phillies jersey. She must've been there to see John Kruk (ESPN man on the field). > Glue them shut Er... I have no idea how you do it, must be magic or something I never seen anyone so hype over vaseline I came here to ask this... she looks so creepy Can we retire the old channel and chat in just the guild channel? Too many windows HUH? You are the only mod I notice doing anything Geez how many did you have? Woot, hope you can find some goodies! So tempted to pick up one of their palettes, but I think my husband will kill me if any more eye shadow shows up in mail Reporting in! ( huh. I have you tagged as "2x exposure". What did you do? I read that as "Unicorn support", and I was like Who thought Boros Reckoner was bad? I rewatched when this happened in the video... His head/face was turned towards the camera the whole time... I thought HotslutGG did this Cephalopods. Ironically. I actually vrowse that sub a lot and the amount of hate towards bronies is crazy .... Eep. Why would I want to go hunting for those disgusting creatures? Oxygen Oh snap... I didn't hear about it then, but I had the Droid 2 at that time... Fair enough, skitzo tho, are YOU even sure?! Looks so good Did nocturne's ult at 00:38 do no damage? I'm shocked I can remember seven years into my past. In the official thread: bitter people. Seriously, if you know that there's a bug, why do you throw the stuff away, and if you choose to do so, why do you whine when it's fixed? Isn't it their own fault? Am I missing something? Damn.....so many of us Ironically going to my friends Church. either the preacher was bad at his job or I was just tired of trying to convince myself, just about all my close friends are religious, for a long time i was too in a way, never read the bible but i considered myself a Christian. I think the line that did it was that humans lived to 900 years of age or something Have a shitty waitress job, can't pay bills but you smoke too much pot? That thing's got to be a foot and a half long... You'd go unconscious any time you got a semi! What the hell. My Team went 4-1 aswell. We were placed in Silver 1 Ha I just posted this above, but I had warts as a kid that wouldn't go away. My slightly eccentric grandmother took me to a Native American man one day. He held my hands and talked to the warts, and told them to leave me alone. They went away and never came back. This has exactly 1977 upvotes at time of reading - 1977 is the year "Star Wars" was released. is that That is some purpley purp You reported him? What!?! Seriously It's so cute can't tell if this is sarcasm.. Aw, thank you. I appreciate your vote more than you could understand Wait are they paying 20 dollars for us to take colonial marines or do we have to pay?!? Kitty has quite the body. Tight as fuck GU13? I though GU12 was next? What is the hourly cost to run that big radial My god that scared the ever-loving Christ out of me No worries, at least it's not the Garth/Kevin slash I found my classmate writing. I'm open minded but that elicited a slight O_O/ disabled yes Why's he selling his stuff? just did What is the meaning of life? I read it would be released this week Oh I was under the assumption two layers of foil between the shisha and the coals was called double foil Brain fart Chubby girls should PM you? Dejavu or did I really see a pic like this yesterday of a panda assaulting a man? Those are speech marks Well at least it gave Kevin something to do on the safe boat... I was doing tuna with mayo and avocado a lot until I got a bone in one of the cans. For some reason that has made tuna utterly repulsive to me. I get that accidents happen and animals have bones but the unexpectedness... Whos holdind the camera What if you spray water with it? When you say you got in trouble...what exactly happened? Incoming lawsuit from Blizzard over that Juggernaut sword? That is remarkably similar to the Ashbringer based on my username? what does my username have to do with fast food? I am seriously curious Not completely. You ate my Macaroni THANK YOU for posting this! As a new wife of about 8 months in a similar situation, this is exactly how I feel. I just made friends with a new group of people - solo - and most of them were guys. What happened several times was: new guy friend will be friendly and we'd just be normal-chatting the way I always have my whole life as a single person; then he'd notice my ring or my husband would come up in conversation or something; then he goes HOLY SHIT YOU'RE MARRIED SHUT IT DOWN HOLY SHIT; and then I get a major backing away slowly vibe where he's suddenly like...UBER-respectful/cautious. what. There is definitely something wrong with you. [ Ah ok sorry, well that's really weird then... Did they hire someone new for making sets or something... Former seaman here, am I haram? Don't have that much time. Another attacking player I choose to believe this is all made up because if not... What if its just Ramen Noodles I really hope so... Otherwise something really weird must have happened to me when I was really young and they were switched out with fake ones Too dark foundation, tightlining with a not so gentle hand with black liner all around, and unblended eyeshadow! i got multiple duo eyeshadow palettes as a present one year and thought you put the lighter shade ALL over lid to brow bone, than the darker shade just on the lid. No blending whatsoever. :/ i also thought i didn't need blush because i already had pink skin. Uhm. I've always been olive toned....what the heck was i thinking?? Frick. That felt like I was living Animal Farm. Spoiler Alert, watch until the end of the episode Actually, yes. green tea arizona and green tea frap from starbucks Are you serious? A TIL about PBA cards? Wtf is the rest of America like I hope you don't bring beastlykoala. They'd be in for it then something...something for aces? I'm in the US. Clearly this product does not actually exist. or maybe... it's people who hate MS and want you to hate MS so they downvote you so that you think it's MS people... Making Nidoqueen breedable. idk, it kinda bothers me that it can't breed without a legitimate reason. Latios and Latias unbreedable, I understand. but Nidoran♀ be able to breed while her evolutions can't but Nidoran♂ and all his evolution can? That would be amazing for nachos, I..I want one Explain to me what is /r/dolan? It says "bottle opener" in Japanese I think the front looks absolutely lovely! I'm not sure about the blending on the side though, it seems a bit awkward that it's clippered so close, then it's so dense/long towards the back Well that was an interesting response I had one at 12 and look how I turned out. ;) Those guys are trolls omg. The difference that 72 days of nofap can make in a person is staggering I'm not sure I understand what you are trying to say.. oh god why I always feared this day would come...the day when call of duty players would invade this subreddit You mean 'Poromberos'? It might have been a mini stroke Nope! My flatmate has that too, it's weird So many sight references Crysis 1? Finally, a 6 1/2 year old game on sale... So ACIII is $15 instead of free? It's not been deleted though ... What a nice souvenir..... Damn What? 20$ for 768Kbps internet? Is this today or 10 Years ago? It sounds like SUOMI, and the username on twitch is a possibility.. but anyways, he appears to be selling gold Damn that full screen glow... is that an xbox screencap? I wasn't attempting to argue anything. It's priced at $2.99 on my end. Oh my god that's stunning You kissed Emma Watson? I walked past this as I was coming down from a shrooms trip last weekend and was like Isn't this witchunting Unfortunately I won't be able to review the hope leo due to the fact of them being out and me being sent some mystery hookah A lot of nature? Okay, but I've been nothing but diplomatic here But if Obama is Hitler... Then who is hawthorn police?! The year 2320 is gonna be fucked up Yeah right, because engineering missteps and quality control is all about computing power. I got about 215m when I last logged in That last season Try to sell it ;) would be a hot runner... Well at least i would buy it XD But cool story bro, i wouldn't thought that reddit could go that far and even reach some developers... stunning SHROOMS, SHROOMS EVERYWHERE Why the heck do you have an i7 processor but only an intel HD graphics card? You need a commercial to tell you that? wait this is a bad thing?! my god how crappy is your internet? i am on the base package from Time Warner cable (10 Mbps down 1 Mbps up) and using wireless and my updates only take about 10 mins He's laddering for 14 hours already today even You're on to us What exactly were you expecting Like I said, it's just my opinion. As for HSGG "maybe" making the cut... That's just sad. It's unfortunate that he is hated on so much for no reason. And you put Yoda over him I think I read something about that. I have no idea what that means, though THATS A THING Gizmo + Glenn Talbot + Longshot = 6 Range, EE, shooting one character with opposing characters adjacent to the target, just with those three pieces, Longshot can POTENTIALLY roll a 12 and hit the main target for 6 dmg and each opposing character adjacent to the target for 5 dmg... You wrote nothing offencive at all. You sorta rock in fact. As long as you mean what you wrote. I dated a woman once (this was officially my worst date EVER) who said essentially the same things you did on line. I thought "awesome - trans issues won't be!" Then we went on our first date and the woman started CRYING. Then later that evening sent me an email explaining that she was "just not ready to date a transexual woman." But she still wanted to be friends, and she really really really believes I am a woman... OH MY GOD how fucking hard is it to make a deathmatch style pvp team arena mode instead of this omnomnom juice berry drinking bullshit and then call that PvP I recently bought a PS3 slim used so I should like to check the serial as well Oh Gott, bringt die nicht auf Ideen Your sister seriously worries me Ha I did that with a line of taxis... I got lucky after two light cycles the last taxi driver started wavng at me to get out of their line you accusing me of being banned? i saw a fool with 2 of em, one on each side I cringed when he startled him near the meat slicer Sorry, but "global blackmail system" isn't what they're supposed to be doing How the hell could someone afford that? I don't know, sure wasn't me or anything uau didnt know that... I work in a OB/GYN office in a hospital so there are a lot of awkward moments since I work alongside the doctor. But the most awkward moment would be after a patient has a Colposcopy and I have to clean them up. Uuuhh....how accurate and trustworthy is this "map" anyway? Zoom in and it says Newbold is up at 13th and Wharton. THEY KNOW. Ok. I read the headline and the part that got me was "reattach his skull to his spine", is this basically the gist of his actual situation Where was she supposed to keep it? He played Hades? Wow, insane...ly jealous. THIS is what I've always wanted!! They said something about replacing it with another hookah and I was like sure why not. I love mystery boxes The "I'm here for you." is a little.... XD XD XD U O_O I wonder what one has to do to get that finger badge. Oh. I see. Europe site for the WCS NA qualifier? You know what 'geed' means, right? Check out the shot after that play though You really need to update seriously has mental issues, this kid. I say delusional and I mean this in the real, frightening way. He needs help stacy caught EmphaticAnnouncer cheating on her with her mom Hilariously enough, I got tired of carrying it around and abandoned it in the conspace. When looking through all the photogalleries after the fact, there were a few of photos of people who had found it running around playing with it. hey! I've gotten communion from..... this.... man...... But what if there is no top? $300k guaranteed payment are you playing on 8x6? The Gnomesayin interview was hilarious, it didn't hurt you brought the interviewlift in, either. I had never actually realized that Gnome is basically a ~~sexy~~ female version of Snoopy. (Who am I kidding - they are both hawt Your parents spanked you when you were 15-25? Why are kids playing near college dorms? dat body... hahaha i finishedi t all I think extended lettering is more girly. Whee~~~~~~EEEEE ^_^ ;) What? Four people wearing sets with taunt will defeat the purpose entirely That last one: WOT? Oh... > What? Four people wearing sets with taunt will defeat the purpose entirely Imagine if our freeway system had been run this way. Or our train system. That dude just looks.....unreal We had a family friend who refused to let her kids watch ET because he comes back to life. Jesus was resurrected, therefore ET was obviously trying to replace Jesus in people's minds me and my S.O were messing around and she dared me to mix some freeze gel (icy-hot-tingly sensation that turns into fire once ,.applied Oh the suspense... This is not fair at all... And that lady's and gentlemen is what Jesus would be treated like in america today. ... holy crap, that *WAS* alex jones Wait the PPV is a PRETAPED show? If you couldn't sell it why didn't you just keep it? I thought it was indigo Right, but unless I'm mistaken the judge herself specifically said this version of events is erroneous... that was kind of my point I'm starting EMT training in September. Good to know... On the plus side, this has only been said to me once before in response to our relationship... Kinda wondered how they made THAT translation Oh and we forgot to mention that, when the walls of whitewater come in, SF surfers play games of "count the duckdives"... I think my high score is in the 30+ range 4 month old post anonymous is the NSA.... i never knew this Wow you're like a real life doll! I'm surprised Sweet mother of god all those 90's I pleasure myself by watching videos of attractive girls farting/pooping. Oh god. Carcassonne is on Facebook Oh whoa, I didn't know you could sort someone's comments Is.. Is that your Necro? First part I was like 'Pfft, I learnt that when I broke my various bones' then I read the second part and Relevent username... Whoa... did you and I remove this at the exact same time??? This would change the world I was wondering the same thing. Do UK gas stations sell video games? Expansion Packs I'm watching this episode right now. The timing is ridiculous. I chose a layout where my beach is almost purely uninterrupted by water for best fishing. Tradeoff is there's a tiny bit without a walkway, but the convenience is great for getting to the ocean. I also have a wetsuit now anyway. I never thought about this happening though. Wow I just realized her relevant username... I used to be the same way. First it was "I'll never need to spend more than $20 on a knife". Then it became $50, $100, $250, $500, $1000.... I hate to say this but it sounds like this is the end of the line 1 gig IQ Mother of redirects... I sit like that all the time! I noticed that as well. That's really fucked up. I wouldn't want to live in California. First one was in the lines of "f*ck dat shit XD", second one was ' Man, you're at ~~+16~~ +17 for me But that's unethical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait why didnt they do balls or sneakycastro That...awrawrblaughargh...I'll be in my bunk Too many feels. What are you thinking you'd like for it? I'm interested in it in sample size (and not so much caring about the color at all) because I want to test the waters with texture, opacity, wearability etc before committing to getting a bigger size in whatever color I do think I'd like I remember playing SS and when one of my pokemon almost died from poison I started freaking out then all of a sudden this happened and I just went "Whhaaaaat That's kind of soon! Really? She literally reached over, grabbed your hair and braided it? How does that work? O_o o_o The link works for me She is absolutely gorgeous.. She did a Pikachu cosplay a few years ago and my god... I... I don't know, actually. That's really bizarre, I didn't even notice. when a NSFW was labeled under league reddit, eyes went Am I reading this wrong, or are you saying GMG are acting scumbaggy, and not the people exploiting the system ? I was arguing with him last week Haven't seen you in ages dude, where have you dissappeared to holy shit Dyrus is over the point where his hair looks weird, now it looks badass You got more votes than topic how to read and write Latin. Wow, when he pulls the largely finished horse off of the pole it looked like he cut its umbilical cord. Also for those of you wondering this was a 1v2. Me vs Infinate and General. I was killing infinate then he ran to general and I got 1v2d. I also died because only an inch of generals head was showing. You just changed my goddamn life! What if they ARE the NSA Pages 8 and 9 ................................ so your mum is secretly a robot that only speaks via clever bot How the fuck did they calculate the wealth of fictional characters... My school was super strict in terms of hair coloring. They claimed it was distractive which is why it wasn't allowed. One kid colored darkish blonde (almost brown) highlights on his hair which was a darker brown color. He got detention because his hair was too "distracting" for a learning environment. The only way he could get out of detention was if the highlights came off or he recolored all of his hair a more "natural" color. It wasn't even like a red mohawk or anything.. That... that is horrible! I wouldn't wish that upon my arch-rivals!! Wasnt that the way you played Ashe back then? I remember playing mid Ashe, shooting arrow whenever up on a sidelane to enable kills and just trying to survive lane Maybe it's someone trying to build a "meme" site. You have never heard of Sam & Max ? You're bouldering V0 but top roping 5.10d your first week climbing? My best friend did this Crazy. When I saw this I was just like That...wow. That really sucks. How did you manage that? So he was hitting the mouth(?) of the fork, and it came back at him? dat sona Don't let Grimsteel hear you then. You know how he is with dolphins. They're the same man with different color hair. THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE MINT FLAVORED MILK? Dalmatians are born without spots. Woops! for some reason I thought he said shree The resemblance is uncanny, actually... So how much does a sperm whale produce? This is true. From SoCal to Dallas it was triple digits the entire way the second I hit Eastern California, with a peak temperature of 117. I only let a little venting in to help cool off with my sweat, and stayed hydrated (went through 4L of water and didn't even have to pee Furion's items. Lion's items. Leshrac's items. Drow's items. Clinkz's items. I'm amazed and am tempted to watch the replay, but I'm lazy. If you really did split push your way into 3 lanes early, how are you this underfarmed? Why did you stop the split pushes? And again how the hell were you underfarmed Holy crap that sounds way worse than what I went through Yup. That was a different (ex) partner same...never watched the show, and had no idea why i got a new nickname of Dr who.....after some googling it all came together... Are you saying the US is going to have a revolution Mother of God Holy shit, a Reddit for me At first glance I thought it was for a WW2 reenactment. What anime/company would buy a Panzer III for an expo? somewhat relevant: I once bought a pair of Adidos cleats in Argentina OMG ALL THE COLOR Im unsure I was being polite.. kids I guess I did what you suggested, and Time, the BBC, the Washington Post, the Boston Globe, techDirt, Ars Technica and other smaller sources have pieces about this from just the last couple days Do you want to tell the class? ^^^And ^^^me? ^^^ I just blew my Hawaii vacation money on shoes That is not irc. That is some clinky web-based chat well fk... i dont even live in germany This thing is grassroots -- you could have taken care of the Houston rally yourself, but instead you did nothing then bitched at other people about it well fk... i dont even live in europe Guys.... I think we saw that that talk sport video... well fk... i dont even live Good lord. That's certainly a handy site but I dread the day I take karma that seriously My entire first comment was telling OP to mod the game to increase load time if he wanted to. Dat texture pack $300 Final Fantasy delivers a hell of a lot more store than dragon age You can it's protected by the first admendment, but here at NASA we are watching you how ever many you're willing to trade :) I could buy the rest from you with bells too if you're willing dafuq? This is why I am so, so, so glad I'm caching in the UK well of course they are I always thought redbanhammer did it all Omg Oh man, this is awful. The last thing we need is to teach more kids that animals are just play things That is just insane. You have another area for the mouse to be used, right? Really? 40% sweet mother of gawd The fuck DFA- Designated for Assignment...? Am i wrong Woah, I'd only seen the first picture earlier and was thinking "hey that guy in the back looks a bit like Matt"... Totally forgot he shaved off his hair wait, why does a 9-year-old have free not supervised access to internet Brother irl? ( Oh yeah that's gotta be it Where was it stated that that person specifically asked to not receive advice? The scenario is the person comes home and complains about traffic, so the other person offers advice in hopes of the complainer not having to go through traffic again Why must the man have the burden of paying? She ALSO ordered tons of drinks, steak, and lobster, etc. At worst, she should be paying half her share. 6% it's massive Well fk... I don't apparently /u/HawthornePD shoots dogs out of his ass What the hell happened to this subreddit? The ever so loyal fans of cubeworld suddenly turned into mindless mongrels being utterly butthurt because they can't play the game. 24 hour, 200% boost to gold from kills? So with omnom bars, you'd make 1g minimum per CoF p1 run *after* DR and something like 1.2g per run before DR...? I can't math well, but that might just make me set aside a weekend for some pure dungeon farming... I never actually thought of Supply Raid that literally. holy crap 1.5.2 Ultimate Was wondering why my penis was still flaccid I . . .love you? ~ That is actually good advice Apparently there's about 11,507 panels. How did that happen? That is probably the most gorgeous purple I have ever seen and I'm now going to have to go on a hunt to find some locally (or online LOL) Because people may have bought those champions with RP...? did... did you just use reddit as a cite? Oh I should ask my admin about it, I keep losing my Donkey 50? wow you're violent Have they massively changed the scoring on the GRE since I took it or are those scores typos? Shipping is $55USD You must like to get lei'd. I didn't think someone could not know how to throw a ball Clothing already is pretty revealing. Have you seen some of these 17yo nowadays? I'm 24 haha. Perhaps men's clothing will become more revealing? We're just looking out for the Polish. Wouldn't want them to drown! Haven't you heard of their screen door submarines? Youre not fat honey Damn! I wonder why they don't allow double majors? That's strange o me That tends to happen with this subject for some reason Winter tires I honestly never knew there was such a hatred towards them I actually thought they were using 2D sprites for trading until I read this comment Where in Canada? I can see Canada if I drive ten minutes For some reason, my MH3U gaming requires me to catch this dragon bat thing. As someone from the US who is completely bored of american football... I've done this. I mix home made dog food with dry food and since the home made food is just people food anyway I taste it as I cook. Stirred in dry food, mixed, licked spoon. i don't see it i don't see it CORDYCEPS Credit given in a repost! Which Nickelodeon would that be? Scandinavian set What does that have to do with anything? You just sound like a straight up dick "That's not hay..." More like a Jeeeez. Thats not good I'm in 2nd Slowly, like coal to diamonds. Slow and hard.... In a way you just justified Solanas. I'm sorry, this is a little off topic, but the the actual FUCK did you come up with the name Ejaculating Mufasa? You don't like RvP? To pay attention is a " big fancy word" ? ...like they practice this... and ... have a routine Where will this be streamed? I... I think he punched someone with the storm bolter. Hey we can tailgate in my rusty old brown dodge astrovan...just look for the one that says "free candy" on the side......... Don't take away my mini bar I am what Awesome! Pretty much made my first RPing character ever and it's an undead warlock so this will help a lot! Thanks :) [Do I have to put in OOC for comments? Thank you! This was really helpful. I want to order on Amazon.... I don't think it's counterfeit... ( >I just realized I just of cut off my sentence for no reason and I didn't even realize it. TIL: 'Cruella de Vil' translates to 'cruel devil' >lol, I don't think I've ever watched a non-cartoon TV show unless you count the few episodes of Star Trek I've seen. That scream will haunt my dreams tonight. That might've been me. That is one clean pooper he waddled so fast Don't see why this is getting down voted what if this is hotshotgg's team? You only get 4? I have 5 with my pouch How do you make a limited edition video? Err, is the 7th picture a male locker room? And if so, why is Samus there? CT5 was a nightmare It's cool that you did it, but how do you justify the cost of this? Omg, my mom did the same thing to me. One day I'm feeling like crap and she walks into my room. She didn't tell me what she was about to do and just pulled a lighter out and set it on fire. I was like This is the stuff of nightmares That's really low. So sharp This response OP.... You really need to ascend that cpu cooler. I'm sorry but.... I honestly never had this problem before What that fucking fuck The bride & groom & both brother & sister? The eyes are slightly different. But the mouth and nose area are incredibly similar The last set of twins Wait what? I thought only one person at a time could TP to a ward? А как понять ето слово? EVERYTIME out class does any sort of art, I end up drawing comlocated detailed animals for 15 different people. Even the girl who is super mean to me asks me to draw for get! Oh shit. didn't even think of that. I am very sorry, i didnt see it Thank you! Yeah we're both 23. & I never knew he felt embarrassed by cross dressing until a couple nights ago. & I definitely reassured him telling he never has to be embarrassed around me for anything & that I'd never judge him. I've known he crossdresses for awhile cuz were best friends for the past 7 years. He told me he wasn't embarrassed with me. It's just in general cuz he knows it's "weird". I hope one day he decides to dress up and even just go out w/ me. I don't mind. :) except sometimes I wanna help him with his style First time I looked at the map I didn't realize the brown was another region, I thought, for some reason, he just gave up making new sections and only did the east coast areas... then I read your comment and double checked the legend. Or I could make a frisbee out of his ribcage, and make a protective shell around it using the fused spinal column. OOC: I love that I'm trying to impress somebody with how brutal I am. Who the hell is downvoting everyone What the fuck did I just read If your smart phone is on the grate, what did you take this picture with? Your OTHER smart phone? I think that's impossible Oh fuck, a doctor has spoken. There's no J in rebirth369 The Viper Pussies. :D Cause The Tunnel Pussies is maybe too on the nose. :-P Though I guess that also implies a cavernous vagina? So disturbing… Seriously. I mean there's no wrinkles where the knunckles should be ... that was a sakura match without a single Tatsu. The day I was born? It's a sign! What if the way to win him back is by not wanting to win him back? Maybe thats what he actually did Well said Ooooh coool Yeah I didn't have high hopes for them either lol, but for the princely sum of £5 I figured they were worth a try. To say I was pleasantly surprised would be an understatement Even if you avoid it, it spawns you there after conversations! CANNOT ESCAPE Why are you telling me this Dude... How do I do that? I'd like to see Eriksen or the Shakhtar lad Mkhtrarararararyayayayananan go to Dortmund......or both My wife's name and my girlfriend's name. That spawner on the side of the cliff.. You can always tell people that don't spend any time in the city. They will stand on the corner and wait for the "Walk" sign to change. Any time there's a big show at the Javits, you can see large groups of people making the But how do you get a passport then? How do you validate you are who you say you are? BUT I'M NOT CREEPING ON YOU YET!... Atleast I don't consider this creeping Weird. I clicked reply and there was already text in the box. I'd laugh if I didn't think he stood a chance. This'll net you your fifth comic in the top 10... expandable thubmnail? Thats... thats... 30 bow shots and GG armour TIL I speak American Impressive playing from the kid, but, can he ride a bike? I used to help organize small music festivals on the public lands east of Prineville. Man oh man, some of those small towns in that area! I have you at +10 You sail the tumblr seas without noscript? Wait..... o yeah I forgot about that I'm an entrepreneur, so in my world, people without a lot of money start companies all the time. Does it help to be a millionaire? Of course it does, but most people who start successful companies don't start that way. Just because you don't know how to do it doesn't mean I have a dick in my mouth. Is there other forms of puking How do people who don't get this kind of humour get Alaska or Sharon... Get fit with Snoopeh. I think EG wins No offense, but I don't understand what you're getting at do you have some unlucky items on Unless SOMEHOW they were to all mysterrrrriously vanish! Man, you're just *angry*, aren't you What's fetch? The fuck did I just read How do you guys get those so what prompted this awkward conversation in the first place? How ridiculous is that. She says that someone named after a wine isn't coming to her house yet her children are named after flowers and a country. No offense, but I kind of think you glossed over the intent of the quote. The whole point is "don't shit on people who try". Roosevelt himself wasn't literally referring to gladiators, obviously I suppose you're correct. Every now and then I tend to nerdgasm about my favorite things. I didn't mean any harm :p I would like to dive into this game even more but I too don't have many interested. I often get people who say "I don't like roleplaying games with guns" -_- so that is where that conversation usually ends. I also want to use this setting to run a ghost in the shell themed game but that attracts even less interest Holy balls. I had no idea stuff was so much cheaper in the US porn without porn Maybe he's literally a wishing well Nades follow a different path? Doing ... dRugS he has -454 karma The pelicans in Finding Nemo were severely misrepresented You can buy pure aspartame like that, like in a spice jar? I'll check my catalog..but I won't have them ready for you by tonight even if I order like at all O_O? woah 75% I heard him say VES is op.. I'm with you there. Just wanted to get your thoughts for a sanity check. - Further down he told me that the nature of the difference in opinions was so great, such that it was beyond the reach of agreements or even language. What. First thing I thought of... 18 hours and no one had that thought? And who does 48 hour exams O_O He'll crush discarded teeth and make lines with them a speed bore into metal? why did they not just fix it how did that happen One of his relatives teaches at my school too So the sword trails ruined the entire game for you? That awkward moment when your score is still hidden yet you're still under the score threshold This looks like the kind of movie someone would make who wishes they could do these things in real life but doesn't want to go to jail. I wasn't talking about you specifically Oh, because women can't drive. I get it now. ahaha! Same reaction: I'm a hardcore liberal, dude ...uh. The ones that make things look shiny... Oh fuck, I didn't even notice anything other than "fireworks package". Is...is that a CRT?! Same here. It happens sometimes when the hen is stressed/frightened during a laying session. Sometimes they come out half done Maybe What If Ellie were to have kids and they are not immune. might they grow infected inside her, due to the infection being present in her body? Oh god, what if turns into a S6 repeat and the bad guys win I'm not very good at game design. I'm actually learning more on how to code and ride html. I design characters more really, (one thing i'm good with is human proportions) and I'm learning guitar to start a rock/alternative band with my friends. I wouldn't know how to describe where I live. It's kinda in the center of west Coast California. Some maps I've seen mark us as South, others North If I want to play PS3 I'll play my PS3. I'd buy a PS4 to play PS4. WHAT? Do serbians really make movies like this? None of the job descriptions you mentioned are included in what a business analyst actually does I cannot even imagine trying to walk around a crowded con floor in something that poofy Oh jeez. wait what. ...? Er, no offense, but you do realize I wasn't actually commenting on anal sex, right? In this rhetorical scenario, we'd ideally allow anal sex, but not *forced* anal sex Right, but my whole point is that while someone may like something, it shouldn't be forced upon anyone I met my wife through Lineage 2, we've been together for about 7 years and have 2 kids. Oh, we play Tera now ( Is there lack of demand because not many people get bitten or because people die before they get a chance to get antivenom Yeah, it kind of sucks they went to digital from retail. I can't into digital. :/ Also, is that true that the Boot Camp partition may be f***ed when I update? what happened to reapered when did he go to jungle and get dropped from skt1 Your dad looks awesome as fuck with the blood in his eye That message got a response? Between BWE events something ever better happened to my Sylvari's skin! She went from a delicate light blue to... a bright burning red! Not realizing that it went "inside" it actually damaged your phones volume rocker?! ... are you behind me? Urethral sounding is a thing, but it's usually done with a steel rod or something small and non-porous. A finger... God that's way too much Your husband/wife is inanimate....? The sky in that second 1v1 Who would think to film that? Might as well end world hunger with all that RP money Oh snap, the only time I've played Resistance we did it this way Setting things on Fire didn't you guys have biology lessons or something? these are things i learned when i was 12 Paiste Giant Beat? $300 USD How did he not get sick while drawing on a moving vehicle? wtf, why? It got removed from /r/gentlemanboners because 'jeans' are not allowed It works. But nothing is for sale there. The term "Нет на складе" means "Out of stock". Everything there is out of stock I thought it was a photograph of snow that was called "winter" and I was about to throw a fit over how trivial and stupid that would be, then I noticed the brush strokes Mine does this too. what do you have to do to earn a tag like that And I'm the youngest at 14 Who knew transethnic people were appropriating My God that rocket and exhaust flame is done accurately ( amazing... Drake fleets are still a thing...? o_O - And now I understand why some of my team are in Bulgaria... I thought we underpaid the Indians and Chinese enough as it is, but Bulgarian salaries are insane. ...shit you think getting up at 6am is early? Wtf is up with me needing to be up before five just to get to work on time It was pretty noticeable for me though I just tried limiting the FPS down to 30 and it actually calmed it down a lot to the point where I barely notice it at all.. odd They don't have fingernails Uhm, having a girlfriend is extreme to begin with. Run Devil Run is my personal favorite by SNSD. Have you seen Boy's Generation sing Gee though? It's a little scary What a scary plot twist with your username The fuck is this video ? I mean, almost everything about it is awkward Wait, that was 8 years ago? I didn't even make the correlation, and I can make a point without bringing up 1984 -- I simply find it dubious to roundly dismiss a work of literature Is this like a jedi mind trick?These are not the pedos you're looking for. Nano isn't like a abacus On a slightly related note: I once saw a crazy BDSM porn video. One guy was tied up and the other guy was crushing his balls, and the guy actually came purely from that. The crazy part is that the guy who was crushing the other guy's balls also came without any physical stimulation. I'm a female physics major! One of three at my school! I feel like the others are kind of... Odd. They don't really see the light of day often and shower once a week... More so than you think this will haunt my dreams forever. You were told, or asked? Get really really close to the mirror, like the ends of my brushes are hitting the mirror when I draw my liner This poor guy hates on everything. Just go read through his comment history...how does someone go around hating everything in his life so much maybe its just that I haven't updated but does picture 9 look like that horse/donkey is making the creepiest face? *4. If they had paid for the stuff, it wouldn't be a gift... coche, car ?! What kind of book is this??? ...For some reason, by "west," I thought they were referring to Western Canada, like Calgary or Vancouver. dear jebus that was amazingly hot What do you mean july 2012?? Okay I suppose miss spoke. Aw, boo! I just got back to NY from CA. I was in Sacramento and it was insanely hot there this week!!! I can't imagine in Henderson... That's a negative on the narrative, neighbor ** why the fuck is /r/crazyideasrealized banned? ABS and side airbags optional on a new-for-2004 car? I'm one of those people Didn't even know that was a sub Reading all these comments, I now feel like the only one who wasn't stolen from ...so yes? Oh, no. I didn't mean it like that! I just meant, if they have a wonderful personality, it shouldn't matter. I honestly didnt think about how that sounded~ ( ... Do I want to ask why you have so many naked female dolls? Hmm, no, no I don't. Whatever your plans are, have fun do you have cabin wall clock? I have the other sets..I'm looking to catalogue the misc kinda furnitures/clothings xD and what songs do you have :3? I have lots those too I was not aiming to debate the depth of the content of either artist... but since you mention it, look at A$AP's lyrics -- "I love bad b*tches that's my f*n problem, and yeah I like to f I have an f*n problem" - I'm sorry, that's just flat out dumb, zero complexity, and lacks any originality... it's mediocre radio rap, at best. At least Aesop's lyrical content can be thematic, interesting, and yes, ambiguous I found a giant terrier. And a giant raccoon I found a giant terrier. And a giant raccoon. Holy shit. Curry, Thompson, Iguodala, Lee, Bogut Yeeeeeeeeeeees. Thought you were joking, but I guess there's a sub for everything The memories are flooding back. We need a remake. She must have been really nervous about something. Wait, you're fighting a Ra with 7500 hp? Mine has been working with 0 problems elementalists can not beat everything 1v1... Wait.... Dis guy is eu? I don't believe it I like his stream I'm scared to do this for my kid because he may develop a very strange, and disgusting, eating habit... Recount? At my office the person who brings food is a hero even though no one eats the food Right, because people have to find evidence for OP's claims themselves Giraffe fighting is brutal - what it looks like is bad enough, but if you add in the sound ... its like the people that order rare or blue dont realise they're eating it uncooked. I know who you are. Which sucks, if you are that one-in-ten-thousand summoner that actually likes the support roll best! ... my rooster used to do this. The dirty sock worries me While it's ridiculous to assume he's secretly muslim, the whole situation with the "records" of his birth were incredibly suspicious at best. Nowhere on the level of this, though. This is just insane. Gees (anecdotal) I teach a college 101 class. I asked the students their opinions on Snowden. Out of a class of 27, all but 1 thought he was a CIA agent or contractor that stole state secrets and gave them to China. That lip color, I want it I for some reason had the Pokemon song playing in my head. I had saw that happen once, it was lured into the camp and I was like *" Spiders ...Mother of god it took you a hour just to take that one kingdom? I find it quite disgusting how people discriminate people with B-blood type. There were actually a few cases where employers discriminated people based on their type. your winning by just being next to all those marijuanas World War Z by Max Brooks. It happened While I was deploying Sol10 u7, I discovered that environment has versions of Solaris going back to Sol 10/u0 in production use. You too am I the only one who knew this way before the game came out Well thank you for that little tale. :) I wouldn't want to get out of the car either. Why... why would anyone abbreviate that as ZA? You got the link to that..? Yeah, but, once again, it's.. not. crap the link didnt work I guess. I dont have character that is a spearman, has a scarlion helm, or is named that on any server How will cosmetic items work in this game? drops? some wierd extra premium cash shop? Who listens to edited eminem?! Why does the girl at the right looks as if her face is photoshopped in Holy Crap...my parents had the same comic Wow... I actually know that dude in the GIF Hmm, I see your point. I kinda meant it as more of a But then that seems dumb too because then she's not supposed to be in danger at all, and when she's actually gung-ho about life she ends up killing herself. Its kind of the opposite of what Jigsaw would do. You're everywhere! ... Really? I've never seen anyone with eyes like mine before What is that about? His hand reaching out and _almost_ touching her while she's blind. I live in around Austin Texas, and it was a really freaky feeling to see the intro of the game begin there. He's only ever reinforced being catholic... So I don't see how you could not love the catholic faith while liking the Pope I was once kind of in the same situation, but it got to the point were I had 23 missed calls a day from ignoring it and had to change my number Well it was at an elementary school, so looking back.. I'm surprised it wasn't a pedophile or something WTF am I watching? I...I guess I am.. He looks like John Lennon I fail to see how that's relevent Because everyone knows how some book author looks like.... No. I don't think that would ever be sensible. I mean I'm no psychologist but I'd guess that the fact that you physically can leave without doing it I'd say probably not I actually don't care how mine was. I was wondering why you are grumpy enough to fight a feminist :p and attract many more with those nasty hate words. (Be careful Why do you guys play on NA server if you live in asia i mean duo top isnt as bad as like an afk at least Er, I never even brought up Ghandi or MLK Unless.. 6 AM.. Holy shit I got a pre order of l4d2 in my game inventory Can you even do that? The flair...... American History X but that was already mentioned. 7 Pounds was a good one. I also remember watchingThe Others when I was like 10 and at the end being like TIL there are two Okay, can't find the game. Either you're gone or I'm blind. Colours on that first CAX why would someone downvote you for just saying it like it is? most of the comments on here are by "people" whose accounts are less than 2 months old. would that be illegal?? ignoring journalists? I got really lucky. I dye my hair like crayon red and it fades to a nice ginger color after a few washes and stays like that. I have no idea how I got so lucky. If we're in world 2, what does the 1st look like?! I just don't find anything to like on the video itself. I mean what the hell are they trying to tell you? Actually, I have a parent who works on one of the lines that produce those... the newest ones are already electric because...? They sometimes pop up early, no idea why So thats about ~4600 mph. If you really want to have a brain melt, the now retired Space Shuttles travelled at 17500 miles per hour or nearly Mach 23. The Mist. The ending of that film was just brutal Sometimes when i go to a restroom and see that i think "how the hell did that happen?!" Yes. Holy shit. I feel the same way. I just run as fast as fk if I'm in a hurry. I really don't see the big deal. you are terrible at linking finn is staring into my soul My little sister was the only one to ever see an apparition. She had the "slave quarters" room. (Stairs up to her room from the kitchen.) She was tucked in by her. TIL Not everyone knows what a duvet is. It was really awesome heh, I saw them walk in and was kinda dumbstruck, just like "uh... That's periphery How can you hate the EU LCS casters?! That website has some really annoying and biased wording all over it ...Well, never saw that before. ... That wasn't the Roanoke, VA Branch Banking and Trust call center, was it? Graduate art student here.....I've seen worse. Honestly, next time you want to try something like that- IF you want to try something like that- watercolors, and let it dry in your room. It's so beautiful What's with the razor blade I have no idea "*You look just like my granddaughter.*" What exactly is "this"? the timing is off in terms opf the time you had the clip from the Patriot start, but holy shit that's good He pretty much 1v2d anytime Lee came to lane and he hasn't lost his turret yet.... This is the best thing I've read in awhile.. And I've barely dented the list My gf like for me to wait until she's asleep, then sneak in and molest her like she was a child I'm not into it, but she comes so damn hard i don't see your town on my list So this is what people mean when they say "it's funny because she's fat" Yes yes! I gave u credit in the sidebar too! The Narwhal will bacon at Midnight. Pretty much. It's hard to think your huge when you see some dude with ten inches Can't you get a new end, cut it, and splice it all together ....? What does that even mean Wow that guy is really uneducated. what ? No I think you should just call the cops! is it cannibalism if the trees your burning get ingested by the trees your growing ? Holy crap Weird Why? The old version is better than the steam version and more moddable. It would have been the perfect plan for someone to frame us. wow, offensive How are you typing, with no keyboard? that stream appears to be offline I can't find an IP to see where they're hosted... Industrialisierung Every skin should come(i just literally wrote htiw How expensive was the cake he wanted? Flew there for my first time for a connecting flight about a week ago. I was like Haha, never trust CNN. According to them the plane cartwheeled out of the sky Haha oh man I feel your pain Is it just me or is that just really thick. The Rake? What link You wouldn't have any Spider-Man gear would ya? ;) Although I miss Peter Parker. Doc Ock in his body is kinda weird I wet shave Blind people don't see black; they see nothing. Dude, 14 and a smartphone is pretty late nowadays... I seen 10 year old kids with iPhones Packed during the summer? I know you were joking, I just added that just in case somebody misread it that's actually a beautiful forest How the hell did Greg Kinnear not win that Are you reddit stalking me now? well OP did say "the cake [his son] wanted", pretty sure OP can afford a cake, just not the one his son wanted. Back to my question, what the heck kinda cake did he want Now I am a bit too... LOL, ten cuidado con lo que deseas your...grandpa? how old is he? and actually, how old are you? 7.78!!! This is getting a bit ridiculous... How do even find that offensive? I say worse things and I'm gay Unaccepting isn't a word? I can't find it Or an extremely clever way of power washing a woman's under caraige...? And don't forget, dat run-on sentence. Why don't you just tell her that you think she looks sad? I thought that tent behind her in the second pic was a pair of wings for a bit. Was wondering what kind of weird reenactment she was participating in. But.. You can never stop playing. Yeah I looked it up after your first comment. It's between Sweden and Russia wtf Anyone knows? It's fucking scary How the hell do you mold those pieces so perfectly?! Wow looks like someone stomped on it 20GB required of storage space? That's as much as my operating system. My left ear enjoyed your voice Fuck yeah. Or Castiel that would be awesome! Not Sam... I don't want to die. First time reading your coment I thought "get rid of them" was in reference to the people. As someone who use to work at a photo studio, what studio allowed you to bring in a pet? Holy shit I think he might do it they sell those at the grocery store You reposted my link I deleted McPatcher, but this problem still persists My dad really did tell me, when I bald, the hair moves everywhere else downward. Guess he's right RES doesn't say there is one? So this IS a repost, right? Where are the pitchforks and torches? Sarah from Chuck. It's cool you have opinions and all, but that's not what the OP was asking Didn't know people were trained to be like monkey's Wait? She what? Wow, the dealer had a play on the flop after he folded pre? Those frog eyes... This is really beautiful, but still, I always forget that those bumps on her head were EYES How do you know it isn't? think about it, he could hace hacked into your game to realease the next mammulspur Also I just clicked on my link and it brought me to a reddit post? WTF I was actually responding to SouthFlaGurl's comment/story (who I assumed is from Florida for obvious reasons What is GIF #3 from Fiddle Sticks Fear: 30 seconds of CC... Fiddlesticks ulti duration and teleport distance Ah yes the M60, most mass produced post WW2 American tank, unavailable to the ... masses Who decided it would be a good idea to name them colors? sooo you're telling me Magnemite, Magneton, Muk, Grimer, voltorb, electorde, the list continues, are GOOD pokemon and not embarrassments?... floating magnets, a slimey pile of sewage, and living pokeballs with eyes are good Pokemon? what?... I hope not too many, because then the problems you yea all the ridiculous pokemon came after gold and silver I love boobs because they are comforting and because i feel safe amongst them Everyone's man is so big on this subreddit 45mph? I had one hit my eyeglasses as I was riding down a hill. I actually wound up with a little tiny pollen splat on my lense. your dad isn't Mr Pass, is it i am wearing the bow \ Who told you I had a little doodle!! Clint Eastwood. Just that look on her face People do what now? ( What did I just watch? No prob! The updates always seem to arrive when I'm awake. I'm having trouble naming just one person almost..... too easy What? Windows 8 isn't the worst OS? I think I know you in rl or you are the twin of a friend of mine... where are you from vaguely? Freaking me out It is most of the time. In my family it's really super random. The only other person who has it in my family is a fourth cousin. I'm taller than my dad I need to go home... I... Think I left the garage open. You'd love my hands then Hagrid Again nonsense, Uncle Ryze skin is inspired by Uncle Sam and the "I want you" thingy, which occured more than a century before the WWII do you even know what happened previous to that war or is it how retarded you are ? By God. I THINK YOUR RIGHT I didn't even know that was an option Enemies will outright ignore me even when i'm using the Saharan Spy set and disguised as a scout I just started playing the PC version after having played the Xbox version and you can't yet place sideways logs there! I completely forgot about them. Look for PhD's, if that's what you want to do... Otherwise, the options are pretty endless Young Ronnie, seriously Yeah, 'cause the goal of Islamic fundamentalist terrorists is to make people atheists. The most ridiculous part of that book by far. Spent the entire chapter with this face You're telling me all this Tom Clancy shit is par for the course? They grounded the plane of a *head of state* for fuck's sake I heard team OMG beat the Chinese ALL STARS team in every scrim I have a 7950 and I don't understand how it's *that* far behind thailand has a server? Even worse when you have restless leg syndrome...... Good God, they use PDEs in economy?! Who'd have thunk human interaction could be simplified to the level of higher math i hope you didnt kill it Or would we Ooh god.... Will we have to get real jobs?! ... I think he's asking about the PS2 that's like 4x the size a PS2 should be. > It's becoming self-aware... > > > No penis yet? Wow So smooth... the skin and the GIF Probably not, but another fun fact is that palm readers call this type of thumb a "murderer's thumb." It says he holds a faculty position at the University of London. So does that mean he flies all the way back to the USA to film with Danny? So one day they can get pissed at us and *actually* release the Kraken? . . . How were blue enemies harder? I haven't quite gotten to that point yet Wait... I'm Canadian and I wouldn't care to sit on Falkor, either, even though I'm definitely of the Neverending Story generation. What does *that* mean? There is a comment that says "GameGrumps" from four days ago Most of those aren't even power-ups. I don't think many people are worried about losing image quality in Super Mario 1. Uuuuh shouldn't that pink line between Leona and Diana be blue? Unless I'm missing something very important in the lore Just imagine all the clips that could come from this My life right now exactly This is where Lucas got Order 66 from Is this real? Is there a second shot where he bursts into flames or something I immediately thought "Please Reddit, tell me how to daterape" TIL the population of the Tokyo metro and suburb area is greater than the population of Canada you downvoted yourself? is this the one and only david cerrone? ...What? Installing another OS? In July 2007 there was free trade Do they really pat themselves on the back for getting a number? You can get that pretty much instantly and without much effort The doctor actually didn't tell me Wouldn't you be ambidextrous then? I didn't realise those weren't routine YEah for a man that siza, very elegant ! Where is he getting all those views then? What the hell did you do Lol have they ever even been see in the same panel? Can someone please explain this rule? I never knew this was possible for a penalty before this What makes her think calling him a pervert will get him to talk to her? OMYYYYY!!! Shouldn't it be the other way around?! what if all crinkled paper is a mountain range? Who said streaming GFX effects? " Good find!! I found a (new, I believe, no tea stains) Bodum tea infuser at a local Goodwill for $2.99. Retail seems to be around $30. 239 hours with a single weapon and all you can muster is 2100 kills Scrapped? Yes, did I say it was an argument? I'm just pointing out that the sport is a big orgy of drug abuse. I'm not asking for your approval.. why would I need agreement from a gullible idiot? Wait you support Mexico without watching the Mexican League? I have planted flowers there and they've grown just fine.. Kirino Holy shit Mulan is my favorite, I can't wait for her I love you... You sound just like my best friend, and your username is very similar to her name I totally relate. when it's all on your face it's barely anything but then when you set it all down, you're just like: EverQuest 1 still exists?! The original Midori (on which planning began more than six weeks ago) involved simultaneously fielding over all capital cities. When link amps became available, the plan was quickly changed to cover the entire continent, with accompanying scramble for necessary regional keys. I personally couriered Griffith and Shepparton keys from Melbourne to Canberra (on the way to a family funeral in Wagga Wagga--via Gundagai where I flipped The Dog on the Tuckerbox to clear blocking links) and witnessed a number of other key exchanges, including the arrival of keys from New Zealand via friends staying with us. None involved mule accounts (nor unaccompanied phones Wait, what shortcut? Fantastic track I thought he meant tying him up over a fire, literally roasting him, and eating him by setting him on fire then renaming steak to,"Etho Meat" and eating it. Laughed fairly hard from that. Wtf is up with that guy? I thought mac used FL? i saw somewhere he did, and the lyric "flylo still tryna put me on the ableton" maybe flylo suceeded You were the one who decided to get nitpicky. They're all flat chested and stick looking when i zoom in i see thorns That never happened to me Where did a base bench of 165 come from My aunt-in-law is basically super crazy and has a massive stash of her favorite lipstick because she heard it was being discontinued. I mean, she has like sixty tubes stashed away... I understand because I've stocked up on multiples of things that are being discontinued, but not to that extent. Try formatting it properly. Also why did he delete it? >I'm not going to skip anything. Is the pirate story really slow or something? wtf...... you responded to yourself. Because you're NOT random kids filming a stupid movie? I played from level 1 to level 20 or so as Kayle. You can increase Bulge? Even Greensleves? That was the heaviest song off the album. maybe the site got overloaded 4 minutes? Dat SuperScope! fupa¿ I did not understand a wrod of that... Well of course there's Sookie but I doubt they'd kill the main character, or would they? Dem eyez..... why did they put a giant scrotum on your arm? Sounds like something out of one of my worst nightmares some guy who looked exactly like you claimed he's you and took the payment Yep. I know a guy who had a stroke brought on by withdrawl seizures. Do not fuck around with that. I want to watch this so bad Uh is there actually people who do NOT play this way? Check out the Sexual or romantic kiss portion. Was that picture taken from behind bushes? It looks like she has a fleshlight jammed inside of her 3rd pic, "1-800-JESUS2000" wtf Then look away from my piercing stare Dude I would give an arm and a leg to meet the HIMYM cast.. Lulu looks really evil in her pic check the victim his leg.. are... are... that pieces of flesh flying away? And Vault 101 was actually inside the Mojave Wow, gas stealing never occurred to me, I need to try that more often. I downloaded today Osu!(game about music rhythm) So I thought I need song packs I downloaded whatever songpack and the first song that opened in the game was Team Nekokan - Can't defeat Airman You were drunk while painting this? Glad I'm not the only one, thought I was going crazy when I first saw it Woah, the Janitor from Scrubs was in this? unless he wins **2** more rings holy sh**it foil set And some to be the Master... ( "tampon expert here." I have that exact glass at home Looks a lot like my character i thought this was a universal thing purpleish, but you gotta admit, besides the eyes that looks exactly like her I had a dream and you and Rissa were in it and we got tea and and and we got SUPER POWERS. For some reason your Super Power was the ability to snap coffee cake into thin air. Mine was the power to do Sailor Moon stuff, Rissa had super mega fashionista powers and Austin had the ability to leap tall trees. So... what exactly was the verification picture for this? Android? please? $82 bro? 9k 11/10 Id hate to be the person to tell her that So it was in wrong section or something? What's wrong with sharing some bugs from games? It have nothing to do with "promoting my channel". So you're saying if my friend or my subscriber would post this it would be OK? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Come again? Don't see any cashback/credit on mine Hey, that flair looks familiar This was simply beautiful! I love the song and it was done masterfully. You could say it awoke something...primitive within me Who the fuck does this though All of the things wow, thats amazing. When the hell did Skyrim lack any sort of depth. why does this sound like some ads i get on certain sites?? I like this tattoo. Who are you guys to say what tattoos are stupid? My wife always orders a bean burrito with extra red sauce... she also drives a white BMW. A couple of months ago she came home super pissy because they screwed up her order; they used green sauce instead of red. She said the next time she went she was going to "make sure they got her order right". Er, what sex joke? I meant those words literally Eve has an endgame? Must suck to find gloves. You get message suppressed after 2 mails? Our brains Yes, the NSA is watching me! I'm gone for a few days and this is what I come back to. My desk is not a safe place to work any more! Storyception 1k per night? what do you mean folder transparency it was there in beta 2 Wow what the hell, I clicked sort by new on the sub and this was the 5th post I'm going through the anime on Netflix. Ouran Host Club got me hooked, then it was Black Butler, Fruits Basket, Angel Beats, Trigun, Chobits, and now I'm watching Girls Bravo. It is probably rated R because boobs and octopi. that's cool man, to each and his own. I draw the line at kissing after she's given me a bj personally, but I would probably hold off for a while if I finished 7g of protein from chicken is a small amount (33g) of chicken I know; I almost didn't post it, but something pushed my bad-decision button. There goes my demure reputation!! ...I still am considering deleting it! No one ever checks, it's awful! Usually people behind the register are working their butts off to keep the line down and don't have a chance to check. The closers just want to get the heck out of there and don't check. I think this was the moment I decided to leave retail for good You know too much! Wolverine married Kitty Pride? That wall of text... Thanks for your answers. Nearly spent a lot on ASICS which would be useless with LC I was going to say that you guys look very British in that picture, but then I looked through some of your comments to save myself the embarrassment of being totally off and found out you apparently live about 20 miles from me. Why you have to cameras inside that small room in laundry ? Wow, people really can't take a joke. I didnt either. however i still saw the video trailers of them on youtube and on the rooster teeth website. Holy crap. I was singing this song over and over again about an hour ago. lolwut, your house is made of plastic? Is being offended by rape considered being "easily" offended now? I never thought much of Hugh Grant's acting skills, but this movie changed my mind. While watching, I thought it was strange that most of the actors had multiple parts, but I only saw Grant once. Then the credits rolled. 1000+ calories in a 10oz beverage Strange, me too. We're all on pins and needles. Thank you kind sir, well Demio is my YouTube name, I've got so many names over the years, I've lost count. So here in the US we should wait until Wednesday to fast? its an amphetamine similar to adderral, and yes I did get really, really, really high from it Got on a list at a local liquor store, and then I had a friend who didn't want his... Wow, that's super creepy. Better check and see if it's the same guy, might have a stalker #### Ave is so good Why did you answer the client if your job is to develop a program? student club? you gotta show some ID SuckerPunch WTF!! Are you fucking SERIOUS?! what??!?! You're gonna make our heads explode Detained indefinitely?! Not sure if that is a "wow, that's crazy!!!" Are you fucking SERIOUS?! O_O or a "saying that you are wrong would be the most under of understatements" Are you fucking SERIOUS?! "Hahaha, jack my swag"/---- ( It was an awesome weekend that attracted a lot of neo-nazis for some reason Kinder Eggs are banned here? What? Oh my god, Split arrow + Pierce + Faster attacks + life leech + Increased critical damage. This is JUST what I need for my CI crit archer. You fetch water for guests' horses a couple times a week? /u/jp2323 , From what I've learned through your profile and wishlist is that you love guitars, scary stories, and food/cooking (great skill to have)! All of which are freaking fantastic! I don't meet many left handed guitarists, and that Les Paul you have on your wishlist is beautiful.... what the hell,how did you know my username and password Etho looks like a deer infont of headlights I have lived in Iowa my whole life up until a few years ago, spent 5 years in Ames, got my BFA at ISU, and never heard this story before either. how dare you I read wrong too I think you've just won Dude im 21 and i just got a job today too and i still live at home also Just went there to discover this amazing subreddit. How is this not the most subbed subreddit here? florida is so hot, you have no idea how much mids thane What is this? What's going on in the 4th photo!? We should… although I think I have the upper hand Rebellion is like 4 times heavier. I also don't think I'd be able to deflect bullets with Yamato so it may be an awkward "battle". I was just looking at that. What the hell Minority Report tenes el link de amazon? o ya no tienen mas stock Nice try. I've played for 210 hours and I've never had that happen damn. Right now, I'm like Oh....My...GAWD! You can certainly contact us any day of the week O_oValoR Who even are you? WICKED AWESOME Journal! Genius! (I hope that didn't sound sarcastic Do want a wallpaper of this photo! Ah no. Never. Have fun with your drugs man But what happened to the fish afterwards? Holy crap I always wondered how/if Hogwarts kids had sex. Where would they do it if they shared rooms with people? And if you did it in like an abandoned classroom, wouldn't it be the most awkward thing if like Snape or McGonagall walked in in the middle my opiate brain lets me do very dumb things, huh out of downer pills? lets take these instead! I learned when I was 2. I didn't care at all. But at school 2 months ago out religon teacher randomly starting talking about it. He didn't care about how the boys and girls were in the same class....... Boy me and my friends got some awkward looks from the boys Weird. Doesn't work on my S4 and didn't on my S3 either. I slightly came...... Ooh, I forgot there were giants Am I the only one that notices the size of the letters in the meme change? my saturday is the 13th Filch walks in? My mom has a friend who does this on a professional level actually. Looks exactly like my cat that went missing 25,874kj. That's four & a half days worth of food for me What video is this from!? What is in that pokeball damn it, Unidan. now he'll do it How do we know it's real? I didn't remember this numer was so high ZOMG It's very pink It drips into your stomach?!?!? What? You still think you are correct? What do you need the two knifes for? Woah....Its so freakish looking Mk-II Backpack, Strike Freedom arms, Sinanju Torso and legs, RX-78-2 Head...That beam saber from where? they really need to clean that up. can you imagine how bad their database is going to be 5 years from now? why do those people keep laughing after every 3rd word Does that say 600 lbs?? 836,000 years... I didn't say it was a medical degree, I said it was a doctorate. "Doctorate" is the name of the degree. How the fuck were you able to eat that many carrots What? That's actually a myth??? I've never heard of anyone saying this before I have a sketchy looking mole that I've been meaning to get the doctor to peer at; if I'd discovered one coco-pop sized, I might move a bit faster Because that's good politics. Refuse to answer questions because you might look stupid. Where the fuck do you live where lager is considered girly? I live in Scotland and lager's seen as a dude's drink. Cider, understandable to a point, but lager? Really? Fellow blue eyed fair-skinned humanoid lady creature here. I understand the bit about the fair-skinnedness, but what do our blue eyes have to do with anything? In King of Comedy, Stephen Chow is crouched next to the kid and flicking the kids pecker with his finger while people watched. I mean, I love foreign films especially hong kong/korean/chinese/japanese... so i've seen some weird shit... but when i saw this in a stephen chow movie i was all Holy fuuuuuuuck I am unbelievably jealous if your skull diapers Sorry we stopped serving breakfast Holy shit, you're hot! Hot damn, more Pinellas people that I thought on here. I did a hefty redesign of the cards for Lie Your Face Off! after sitting them next to some cards from some other games and seeing how much nicer the other games' cards look. I have some more design work to do, but they're looking a lot sharper. I also drew a few more pieces of character art, including one of the kids getting chased by a swan. "Eve has an endgame? Every single one of them is great - i literally can't decide which one i want to set as my wallpaper and this doesn't even count for vesto numbers... Oh that sounds good. I love onions, and olives. Just now getting into tomatoes. Used to hate them. Temba, his arms wide.... [Spoiler](#s "Maybe you're an Aeon too? And you only beat the game 10 times 1000 years ago. I knew exactly what it was when I saw it... then saw the comments and face palmed (especially since its on the /r minecraft Weird, I see lots of well done steak topics on the gamefaqs boards. Nearly everyone in personal messages tell me they don't care, they just do it to get lots and lots of replies and attention Oh wow. Not to be offensive or anything, but I seriously thought that you messed up any steaks for her family members that you didn't like. You mean... introspective atheists EXIST?! What utter nonsense to have a petting zoo in a mall! What if THIS was the notice?!? Why is it on my house? Wat wat wat, wat, wat, wat all of my wat! That is the first one I've ever seen with my own eyes.. Getting sick from staying out in the cold/wet. My Asian mom refuses to let me sleep with my hair wet because of this. I'm a bamf, so I still do it anyways WHERE IS THE .GIF? You're confusing subreddits? 100% of people that breathe air die. Dude, there is like 20 of us. And is you ever decide to come up here eastern Montana is where you want to go. Stay out of the west, nothing here for you to see, move along. At my 21st birthday party, after a fair amount of moonshine (yee-haw), I decided to show off my dancing skills. I dropped it low and dislocated my knee. Everyone stopped and looked at me. Alone? Or no reason for drinking? Just going at it? It gave me "Lazy dog Jeunes." it's ok, i made my own chips out of my local beach sand. Post that offer in the right circles and you might even wind up with a girlfriend, some chicks are into being wrapped up in bubble wrap and beaten with sledgehammers Theyre targeting you!!!!! woah. haha! I'm too socially awkward to even answer the door. Dude. Duuuuuude. DUUUUUDE. Your chracter's like You really don't see a difference between listening and reading? Really? damn that's a shitty doc, so what happened after? Los Santos 2.0 Imagine my confusion when I'm also subscribed to /r/loseit and /r/keto and this shows up on my front page. No, I have not. just a question... how the hell do you find about that the name is called inetcpl.cpl Try it with Konjugation: geben or gab sounds distinctively longer than gibt. In lyrics it is a completely other question. Try 'Bodo Wartke' for example, he is ine mad Genius of the german Language Well that was confusing, is the knife method good or not They put 81$ in my account. I only had 5800 points Really? Uhm, it's not like there are no trees in Germany I stare into there hearts. Beat that. Dont forget the raffle phrase! :) I'll have to check out that video... at first i read your name doodled as "vaginus" Something should be there, but there's nothing there years? Soy Bacon. Oh shit, imagine if someone shot a bullet and it started orbiting the Earth and probably have come in contact with your skin cells, hair, and unmentionables. But at least BabyK has a shot at getting through, at the expense of Ret Dude....... im in total awe.....(= I live in Indiana, also. I have yet to visit a house that doesn't have a water softener. I used to have a live planted fish tank, that I had to go to the store and buy R.O. water. Why? According the water hardness tests, we were basically drinking liquid rock. Are you the real Badministrator? Me too... like every half hour. Uhhh... I stare into there boobs that's...that's a year and half's worth of vodka Really? Speaking of that, where are her eyebrows in the last picture? How, exactly, would one have a pet Wither? I want one now. how can anyone not navigate surrey Am I the only one who puts my core on the very front of my ship leaving it super exposed? What wow, intense, if only my tours could be that exciting how was that even possible it took less then 3 seconds Man, you picked a winner there I avoid all the gyms in my area because they are full of people I knew in high school... Well, now I can't look at Knuckles the Echidna the same way ever again They DO?! You liked Harry Sullivan more than Adric? Holy crap, I'd like to get in on this. That *does* sound unique The power of stupid is a scary thing. This reminds me of something out of Bioshock Infinite... Co-workers are never really friends anyway... Immersed as in it's real? If not, what way? I can understand a scary game can be immersive (in being scary) or a car game (in driving)...but eating? I had a couple of friends come over for a sleepover when I was 13. A few guys and girls. Anyway we all go to bed but later I wake up at like 2:00 to go to the bathroom when I notice the light is on in there but the door is cracked open. I peek in and see one of my guy friends on the toilet masturbating to a picture of me I had in my room It's like he's in meltdown, but he's at +2462. It's fascinating. I wonder if this applies to people posting verses from the bible on fb, twitter, etc. Social media corners 666 comments Oh yeah. I forgot. I never really talk to any non subs... The label on the handle in the middle of the back row is *really* bothering me. SO BLUE! That is not a word I would use to describe that page... What the hell did he buy I don't ever want to get ingrown toenails. > What exactly do you mean by that? You totally blew my mind. I 100% agree your build is better, and with the HDDs I selected the EXACT same model but it came up as 2 different ones, not sure why This sadly reminds me of the end of Clerks I just know things. wow this is just crazy Always watching What's really scary is when you see their head x rayed... you can see their teeth. BOTH sets... Masterpiece of pop sounds like a paradox Is that Freddie Wong? I built mine for $450ish and have zero issues. Lucian Passive no CD My eyes Oh gosh... Good heavens. the look on its face "but and innocent child threw"??? We have a medicinal program? Holy shit so do I I'm sure you do so we couldnt send them more supplies I took a book home from the school library in 5th grade and I forgot about it and **NEVER RETURNED IT** Holy shit, looking at the seating made me think of the original cylon raiders three seaters. Ya know, some of us are just old people with nostalgia glasses who like retro games can't tell if guy or lady I haven't even finished Lolita yet and I'm all like Fuck, my mom was right That's what I do, unless I'm worried it's going to end in a trip to the vet's office. They're all so possessive about food! This would actually be my exact order as well. Does Taric have like level 1 shatter? Oh god I've been watching it on Netflix and now I'm afraid How is he going to get out? What if his chair sank in some sand? I just spent $134 last week on that site, with the 50% off studio coupon. Wow Blimey! Pharmacology*...? They will keep in a cold fridge for a week or two! i feel like this might be a ploy to get our e-mail addresses <3 you too. I've been high for at least 8 hours Imagine that on a Thaumic tool. 6 modifiers. This post was just thrown to the Reddit hounds. They see EVERYTHING I remember the image of the girl who'd been in a meth lab explosion. Her face melted like wax. Uhh, looked like that was what it pretty much attempted! Just the ground got in the way That's got to be the biggest 6 month old dog I've ever seen, and I was raised with a malamut. Probably. Just found that kinda weird... I was shocked at the picture of the bathroom, and how clean the inside of the toilet was... And suddenly Denmark becomes a much more interesting state Nope. I fell like will smith in " i am legend" because i am from austria ( linz) I have flair? Is this for Dish internet only? Cuz my Dish Network tv thingy has porn channels I won't be fishy, but can I be........\**dramatic music*\* buggy? ...I was born on the last day of 1983. I've never seen this Who comes up with these Subreddits? What reference? I thought scientists said it did have a center, that everything is slowly moving away from... I saw the guy taking that picture...... Jesus Crist!!! DAT STARE >Oh shit. people holding their phone the wrong way For a second I thought he was Renly Baratheon The face he's making! Looks like Jeff the Killer from the creepy pasta stories..... Freakishly so... A little eerie sometimes. People actually diden't know this? Mother of tickets :O :) ! :D :D ^ ^ :) :) :) :) :-] Holy fuck, the last 3 words sent a **massive** chill through my whole body, and now I'm really on edge YES! YES YES THAT IS THE ONE! Thanks. Also, wow First time I've heard of a team asking someone not to stream one of their games... Oh my gosh. Yes, that was the ending of it Amazing and SO FLUFFY!!! Also, Kaya's eyes... Omg so sexy I have had like 5 and I am at 14,1m exp I've never had it checked but I know the basic symptoms for each type. Never shown any.Plus I have a low calorie diet, I might be dead by now if I had diabetes i hate those ac's where it asks you to leave it blank, i get a little premature of course i lock it There's an unusual amount of buses driving up and down Memorial between 610 and Shepherd, and the cops are just standing there, waiting for something; they're not there for a Police Memorial or for catching people speeding. This has been going on for the past 3 days. What? What what what?? What am I looking at This is incredible. Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. Great game, for it's time, crap loads of replay value, and plenty of side goals to give you things to work towards. Compared to the newer games, the graphics are bad, but not to the point to where it is not worth playing still. Also, raising chao in that game will consume your life I honestly don't... Woah....You're from the Warlizard Gaming Forums aren't you? Just yesterday I had a mantis named Butters. No this is not Chad This ones my first, but I fear it won't be my last. Are they serious? There are cheaper PS3 games on PSN *without* being on sale I have those same boots Oh my god. Hadn't Bilbo already decided that he wanted to visit the mountains and finish his book? And that means he already had the vanishing act in his mind. That right there would have let Sauron know about The Ring ( GERMANY!? Why Germany? You actually can use a LITTLE bit of hydrogen peroxide when you brush or gargle and it can be good for your teeth (especially if you don't live in a country with fluoride in the water). There was actually a thread about a guy who did that with positive results a while back. But straight bleach is NOT the same thing But Chobra has 999 link karma, it must be a sign ! I don't know who tohught they were not allowed Pinapple fanta? Are you doing my migration? It was _obviously_ a joke! Wow that's a tiny college. My college had 30,000 students when I graduated, since I left 10 years ago it has doubled in size. I do Wow I'd like to taste her snozberries. I can't tell if you are being serious, or if this just a story you decided to write in your free time S-76 don't give a fuck damn. so... sexpositivism embraces sexnegativism? DO NOT CALL YOURSELF AN IDIOT YOU BABY RAOMER ! <3 Where do you see the gloss?? i cant see it! While this is obviously horrible, this doesn't deserve life in prison I know he's a very bright prospect but this kind of curve was totally unexpected. Because installing 32-bit libraries for Steam is such a hassle. is that girl holding used needles? How exactly is PPA good against armor when a sunderer or mbt needs 200+ rounds to kill? Could someone have had reported her account or something? This seems really odd..Unless theres a secret Mod coup.. I'm not sure what you mean by that, but if you are talking about him saying nothing about females killing, then I would have to say he's wrong. There have been female serial killers but it is proven that most are male, unless the females are never caught. That was my exact first thought british dicks are all uncircumcised? Big Bubba don't care how many stars you had when you came in. You his star now. I'm curious, will I still be able to have orgasms after Species Reassignment Surgery? Dem boobs Oh yeah even going in expecting to see something: involuntary instant cold spike stood all my hairs on end. WTF?! You're beyond perfect may I ask, Why the hell you want slimeballs so much? Pistons? I just took the picture, and uploaded it to a forum and copied the image url simply as it's public because I don't have an account at Imgur as I usually upload pics to my own blogs, but didn't want to appear it as self-promoting. And withing minutes it's on Imgur. I have never seen this many comments for an ELI5 thread before. Has anyone ever tried to kidnap you before? I took a tour in a storage facility for nuclear waste once. They had scanners which scanned our bodies for radiation. I got a green light but they never told us what would happen if we got a red light "her problem"? Rule 34! Wait.. Spirte Zero.....? This is a thing? That looks disgustingly real what do you want athene's for. She has no mana problems at all, without any mana reg items I'll often say to myself "Why do I still have full mana I hope that GoM wasn't in good condition - it better have been *seriously* foobarred and this was an alter-restoration. ... why would anyone add a Pinion server as a favourite? Because I'm too busy organizing my trade routes between Rome, Poland and Sweden while making allies with Russia and Poland which winds up pissing off Sweden who is already being a big jerk because the borders of our country are really close so I need to keep my military up so that Sweden and Rome don't just come in and roll me like a fat kid for my lunch money while also waiting for the Sistine Chapel to finish so I can move 2 of my great works there and get a good themeing bonus and get more tourism but I also have to get a Missionary over to my northermost city and allied city-state because the Polish religion is slowly applying more pressure than I can currently deal with and HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT 3 IN THE MORNING I HAVE WORK IN 4 HOURS How long is the original song if the clip is 4:07? Nothing ... Have fun! I'm working on the same kits. With the funnel set, it's a lot of pieces Welp, after a quick trip to the local grocery store, they DO have it here Lol $50 Imo it was Dyrus fault. Regi told Dyrus to get rdy to ult and Dyrus was against Vlad in the Top plane so he could basicaly watch Dragon pit 24/7 if there is ult needed... Regi CAN'T tell players everything I don't know but calling targets+hiting Qs+Kiting (I think he was Karthus that game) is not so easy + If he would have to watch HP bars of his teammates Duno if you caught it when it happened but a few weeks ago stuff was just getting weird on there. Keyboards in shoes, keyboardshoeception,keyboards in skimpy attire Even his face is perfect. Where am I. What am I does that mean you can never eat cheese? Is this in the soundtrack? That's weird - why does it have power off/on permissions Picking up Eggs, Beer, and Vodka? That's 3 separate stores. Just went there for the first time, I see what you mean I can't take credit for it, I got it from somewhere on reddit... I would just feel dirty getting gold for that I've never had that problem ...no Holy shit. These pictures are awesome. Where did you do this? I'm born in 1994 too, but I graduated last year I'm glad he didn't hit that dog in the photos. What if the dog was in the yard when he smashed through the fence? Did you forget pure essence? Haha, they did the Top 5 Athlete Superstitions on Connected before the game. Giambi was on there as he likes to wear a gold thong when he's in an offensive slump apparently...and he's given it to other players to use And he has a dye damn It seems I must've missed something..pigs? I dont have an answer. When I read that I went nobody had 207 Maybe I'm weird, but I LOVE eating fondant cant believe silly hs girl wants that baby They give out free gems!!! most high end digital SLRs have a double exposure mode, it works just like it did in film, you can even do triple exposures Really? It only took me one try to find one in the safari zone ( Holy fuck.... >Holy shit that's amazing. If I was listening with no context I would think that it was a dog barking 100%. You have a fast food court at a university? Why? The question is: How big is it Srsly. Their coffee so bad. I was buying lunch the other day and got one without thinking hello......COREY! hello......COREY! I.... Uh.... They're not playing against each other, obviously Tracy White was subbed in at TE and was about to congratulate Ballard for an awesome catch with a hearty pat on the back. I am not sure that exactly counts... oh wow Jeremy is my age ... now that's weird...somehow he looks way older than 23... Dafuq, clicked to upvote your link and it downvoted it. URRRGH it's so hard not to buy it now. I had a cocker spaniel for 10+ years, never did this to ANYONE. It loved strangers, friendliest dog I've ever had. Reading these comments I'm like.... Mentally I always called her that for some reason You can't quit. Play with us BigNick3469. Play with us forever, and ever, and ever... And I figured him for a Blue Jays fan having spent a good portion of my youth being hauled around in a crappy 1978 Buick Lesabre, I cant even begin to express how terrifyingly dangerous this jump in a full sized 1970s GM B-Body car really was Petco is quite a bit different where Im from Furry? How do you know, did you touch it? The fuck? Ex Prisoner? Umm haha , sexy abortions, must some kind of joke about.......... I see, real shame how do you intend to get more? More grinding eh? That fan service You can use a d-pad for league? L-Lux's laugh. I have it too... Anyone else from VA? 390 mL bottles? 6000-2305-6047 - Sorry, it was there but seems to have removed itself Yesterday I was playing as Fizz and they had Garen who used his ult on me. The ult critted I occasionally get back zits. And even face zits. One of my Ex girlfriends used to LOVE popping spots... It hurt like fuck, but I appreciated it because he used to clear ones up that I didn't realise it had... Wow. Typing this made me realise this was something I miss the most about her. Daaaaaamn. OMG he got over 2 000 karma points with a copy For anyone who doesn't get it, for some reason, WoT tells me I killed my own platoonmate Oh. My. God. That is so sick who the fuck has an 1824x1140 resolution desktop??? I saw this and was like " I saw this and was like " Wait, why did you apologize I used to do this literally all the time as a kid. The first time it happened I was like Never think cat can bite and eat like this. Yes I distinctly remember one man had a trip where he was raped by the tails of alligators... i now it's absolutely crazy... i could post 10 different teams and everytime some world class player**s** would be benched I read this as babies I'm really surprised by all these people who don't know what the word menarche meant before Bioshock Infinite. Have they never taken a biology class? ** @2:17 My first thought was "that's not NSFW,... Is it bad that I read "bibles" as "babies"? Expecting the unexpected means the unexpected is actually the expected..... Full metal rammus Cat: My cat once somehow managed to rename a whole folder of files. Movies, games, word documents, some other stuff. had to delete all of it, because the extensions where overwritten too, so i had no way to recognize what kind of files each of the was. Now i shoo him away if he as much as looks at the laptop. Still have no clue how he did that that's the page i had been using, guess i'm a little off -[ I wanna know what kinds of things you stuck in the air conditioner Oh, I know. I just meant making bunny versions of other characters, not the stand alone bunnies themselves. If you get a chance and are interested, check out a copy of the Bunny Handbook - they had some crazy strict rules to follow as bunnies. cavolo non ne trovo uno.. That was "cool" I'm quite impressed by his german skills, it's very rare to see people in the football buisness learning the language of the land he's playing in Am I the only one that read that as babies Agreed. Still wondering where the revenge part comes into play? Kingdom hearts is a new addition to the top 10. wow i read that as BABIES Come play with us. Holy hell, 56 is so much faster than 35 " It's trying to cosplay the Firefox logo. $700 taken out of each paycheck (2 paychecks a month)? That would take some getting used to. I'm complaining about having $400 taken out every month now. This is utterly horrifying. Please keep this man away from all females forever! When I was little, my mom and me where driving on the 401 (a REALLY dangerous and fast highway), and their was a high-speed cop chase right next too us For some reason, when looking at the smaller version of this image before I clicked in it, I thought it was a drawing of a pregnant woman's belly I know. Like, when I go to a horror movie, instread of getting tense I laugh. And I laugh A LOT errr.. which one is which... Oh It looks like yellow construction paper with the shuttle drawn on or a sticker. I bought a fluttershy plush last night. Self Explanatory. Also... I forgot my email password and I'm expecting B-Day monies thru there... Games always look better in your head. This exact thing happened when I booted up Goldeneye for the N64 for the first time in over a decade. My eyes bled He didn't save anything but the skeleton, nope. He didn't really plan ahead and like, have my coworker shear the thing or anything; it was pretty tough to get through the wool to actually be able to cut it open, and retrospectively, he should have prepared a little better for that part. Practice makes perfect? brown shoes with gray pinstripes? That doesn't affect me at all.. You didn't see anything! That hawk.... I've tried so many times to kill it I need to do this for my Volcano. We lost the 'nipple' to the mouth piece and one of the rubber rings for the bottom of the tank. It's like 5 cents of plastic but our local shop only sells the whole mouth piece for $60 or $80. And then he did a hanes commercial with a Hitler mustache.... 20 solid hours. Can't wait to read the new MoD or Let the Right One In.... Giving my then bf/now husband a BJ. It was horrifying, and it was my brother that walked in, had stop taunting the taunt taunter about taunting! it was only a joke... kaidan the creepy face ======(^ Wow that acting at the end was terrible Nigger people. It's based on BF3. Also, how would I take pictures of a real life M416 and G36C? just ... the ... tip .. You popped 31 people without even being linked to a shotbow account? O_o O_o O_o O_o Huh. I searched for it and I couldn't find it, I promise I was going to say that website looks like a bunch of bitter forever-alone MRAs whining about women, but then i saw /r/redpillwomen and some of that stuff is kind of interesting Dat posterize at the end Ikr Vaya nombre, como mi abuela española que se llamaba Leontila Me too... Isn't he in MapleZ? ( Wait. So complaining about molestation means you deserve a shitty life? is it in stop motion? Who downvotes a bot, which does a good job? ....Smiling man?....... Looks like doll clothing Wait, some of you people are allowed to hit your children? What kind of third world countries do you live in? I... uh... want to play Rez sometime? Is it scary that I've had relatively the same dream For sure. If you don't need something to be called more than once, try to avoid it, we're talking about mobile, on the Editor you may not even notice anything, then when you compile it, that's when you'll be like ummm 20 < 6.7??? how is windows 8 broken? It performs as well and better than 7 I never knew this existed Well... it's free. I don't get why it would be gifted. C'est tout à fait vrai. Pour le fun je voulais rapporter des liens pour rigoler, maintenant j'ai envie de vomir.... Si tu savais ce que j'ai vu en 5 minutes holy baby jesus the place is GORGEOUS! lol yeah, also dont forget it is a delofted (at least from normal 47deg PW and up) blade my mind can't comprehend how he is keeping that muta ball clumped like that when he is using 3 different control groups Umm why is Sarah Jessica Parker at your front door What did I just watch? I dont even understand why you would complain about a new casino being built. Especially downtown My dream pet modi = envia ? U... Upper case? At first I thought you meant doctor as in the animal's vet... I was like "why wouldnt their vet know about it WTF! For starters, wow, how did you even find this thread? This happened to my cousin, although she did not realize it until after she had already drank a mouthful. I have random hiccup&burps. I have pretty bad heartburns from time to time out of stress and I think it came from that. So, I hiccup&burp at the same time, usually during those small pauses when talking ends and there's no subject for the talk going around. I didn't notice the pause thing, since usually people notice that weird sound first. Everyone just goes " I walk by your house everyday Yeah, that i know, but Zephyr? Of all of the old teams to see in the top 4, CLG. And they are the only one. You think I fap with my left hand? not us Votes on the user page don't get counted. But really there's no need Read point b as: "Really excited for what I'm about to incest." fuuuuuuck that 26 children + 74 adults + 8 old people is 108 people. This dude has soooo much karma her legs are our waists Omg how long are those presta valves! Litterly almost all of my robocrates are from the future.Only one crate is from the past...which is 1971.Not even TF2 was born that long It really isn't hatemail at all Oh God what...? Dear God. I just noticed that! WHY ISN'T THERE A DIET COKE AND WATERMELON PLOT TWIST: He's not Asian and neither is the mom. Deadpool/Dorm/Task lol a bunch of my friends are at 4.0/4. I'm the retarded one with 3.7 gpa My ex did this too. Always grabbing that ass in public. And then calling me ungrateful I thought this was Glitch Hop Whoa, thanks for the gold, mystery patron. Would breaking the window of the ship make you powerless? what about the hole behind the knee? So, do you really need to cheat in increments of 5 minutes? Oh dear lord, that whole thing isnt meant to go in you is it?! They got twitter accounts ? "halk (noun)- a nook or corner" They can do that? I thought you drove and played games I was like You should go to a Pentecostal church then...friend took me to one once, and they were all speaking like this, running up and down the aisles, stomping their feet and crying - I couldn't decide whether to laugh or be terrified. what country are you from Apparently I have Dyslexia....Didnt realize until someone pointed it out. 28 Years and I only now find this out ~~Why is it GOMs responsibility to broadcast this stuff when its OGNs season? wow Sorry that I'm commenting again, but 50lbs in 5 months is 2.5 lbs a week. What the hell The Iron Butt... Me too... A 99 order of ~1500 BTC just got gobbled up. Good answer I felt really cool that rappers liked me, but, I still dont know what a ghetto pass is Or in front of their girlfriend well... it's a feature... i guess. a few hundred lines more or less won't make a difference any more, right? I'm expanding rapidly with the summer sale she emphasizes *her* seat like it wasn't her seat So, you can't wait to be in risk of getting in another crash? Pipes I do not deserve to smoke out of. I was all BRO YOU MADE CLAY. holy fuckkkkkk Ass play. This is... great.. I NEED it Why what happens? What about the orange dildo in the background Atleast they got eachother. Right..? Except filming is over... so why is he wearing it? Haven't stopped screaming I was talking about appealing to broad audiences. Udyr runs at people. Thats it. You like that or Udyr probably just isnt for you. Ez just has more appealing factors, such as varrying build paths, a global ultimate, a blink etc. Im not saying that either champion is better or generally more fun or anything (again, thats subjective) but I do feel that Udyr doesnt nearly appeal to an audience as broad as Ezreal which is why I dont get all the rage for that skin I've been programming in C# for at least 2 years now and I didn't *know* it had goto Är det där ens "rätt" sätt att använda batongen? I think that was supposed to be "mmmmmwah" I usually am incredibly bored during frot videos, and yet I could not peel my eyes away. Oh god you're right, I never even noticed that I'm wondering about the English side of EU myself. Started on Moogle (great name), sadly flooded with French and silence. So far Odin seems more active (and English Oh. Um. I know nothing about that. Really. Insomiac... has a Exclusive game for Sony... and Microsoft... someone make a post about that... an aussie sc2 pro i know got into platinum .. on 170? ish ping...... another certain canadian pro is silver. I'm just under the impression most professional sc2 players are geniuses at all other games So your suggestion is encourage his flaming while getting drunk and losing that game for 3 other people? How did it feel? What did you think an orgasam feels like? Are a virgin? Have you never asked anyone about it He's just a smokescreen for someone who is twice the player he could ever be. Thiago isn't using us, *we're using him!* Fair enough. People can do some crazy stuff with Minecraft. It blows my mind. Umm... what? Does that onesie come in adult sizes? but that IS lance armstrong! isn't it? But....but I have SPECIAL EYES And was it on the same show??? 500k for bail is ridiculously high ....I bought Lewandoski for 4O million at 88 overall TASTEBUDS IN THEIR ASSHOLE ... You can do that? Huh, I have never, ever thought of whether or not I'd be cool with swallowing a pool of my own spit, and I think you might be right But...how do you fuck a foot?! Through one of the toe gaps or something?! You're not in Tyler are you? Malphite ult! So how many people died trying to look at this? what exactly is that stain? My interview was panel style in front of about 6 executives. The first portion was to be a computer test to ensure I had enough brain cells to work in Excel. The computer died as soon as I touched it, thus sending me into a flustering rage. Once that got up and running, I began my test. I whistled, made farting noises with my mouth and talked to myself during it ("You Dumb-Ass!" was my favorite). I got the job and was later told that my personality was one of the big reasons. Mother of god. You've groped mariesoleil's boob too? I yelped when I saw this. Mindfuck Are... you not allowed to find things involving math sexually attractive? Omg... this game has channels???? And I can only join other channels if my friend is there Actually the driver didn't take the picture... All the girls in this game I just misread 'wash' as 'wench'. Why would you put it in the hot aisle? seriously? Don't forget that Ox played DM... It looks like you came enough to make an refugee camp survive for weeks. Dat body! I think those are called gnats Are the first two holding hands? I like TNA's production style a lot more than WWE's. Maybe it's because I started my "conscious" wrestling fan carreer with them, I don't know. But everything, from the hard camera framing (WWE's is too low and wide), to the lighting (sometimes WWE exaggerates), to the ring announcer (I can't stand Justin Roberts and his mispronunciation of *everything* and *eveyone*), to the backstage segments (I really like TNA's "reality" style, it blends with their storylines much better than WWE's "all-planned" style). And the noise the WWE ring makes is so different from TNA's WTF? No... just no There isn't 10 full stacks of bread in that chest, so don't ask EVERY.SINGLE.NIGHT We used to bring up Nazis regardless of context. Has Obama replaced Nazis? Yeah, but it's a guy friend. Not some stranger. Also, at least women have something to motorboat. What the hell do you motorboat on a guy? Exactly How the heck can you ban a color? I know this girl. 4+ invulnerable for the whole squad he is with Pantheon Prepaid cell service. gulags in Russia? Is that a mantis shrimp Oh, darn. That is kind of odd. dafuq You mean hell right??? Next exit 25 miles They....they're staring at me So, is he typing that with his other hand? i have 670 too (geforce version) and sometimes get spikes right after picks, it depends on cpu (2500k) or hdd (samsung hd103sj) imo, eventually its on valve side You beat Vice City in 1 day? Wow, Fez got hot. I take it she was only grazed? ^ no, no, that's just not a horrible way to die. It ran as a Jaguar at one point I never knew cars were capable of smooshing bikes Huh. I distinctly remember playing this level because of the strawberries, but never made that connection. It totally looks like a border crossing... Would you look at that, I finally learnt something from an /r/gaming post, and it's to do with Angry Birds Ho Lee Fuk! I feel like I survived a racist apocalypse... Just when I thought I checked this subreddit every day. When the hell was it 90-95%? This looks like the house that the guy in Shutter Island lives in where the wife drowns the kids Um Apparently Jatt says it went onto TSM but i.. guess the camera was off Erm...... So who's leaving TSM now? My fucking wedding You read NOTHING! This makes me wonder... what if girls boobs got bigger when they saw someone they were attracted to what is that? I said fuck waiting and just bought this game yesterday. No regrets. 9 hours in already. This is silly. Guitarcheese has never even been accused let alone "confirmed" hacking on TL. He streams his 1v1s on a pretty regular basis as well. Why would someone tell you this I had nightmares about those Indiana Jones-esque, backward-running-from-something levels... You can gift it to me if you want It's a 1989. I don't think they made convertible F-350 Centurions though. that... is a good questions Are... Are you a wizard? The Rokh is carrying away an elephant who builds athenes on her Has anyone else besides me even played this wonderful game?!? You'd think so but according to info on the thing it loves candy Dat plastic surgery That's for you to decide How would you force a proxy to think it's restarting? What the fuck, man. IG being trashed Sup Shatai. I don't remember by own skulk advice we just wanna kill everyone today I hope they ARE talking about hot dogs... Um... no ...what female silhouette? Will the USD actually be worthless soon? actually I talk a lot and tend to dominate so I from time to time remind myself to keep quiet and let others play as well What if they did all that on purpose, just to fuck with us? Where the heck do you guys live that lets you have rent for that? Lux laser. haha, it's done artificially I assume and not naturally! But yes, they go for the anon donor mostly (curiously they tend to prefer tall blonde haired blue eyed educated men with a STEM degree > actually I talk a lot and tend to dominate so I from time to time remind myself to keep quiet and let others play as well Also, how did that Japanese girl manage to swim in full armor? Did I just see someone jump to their death...? I thought those lines toward the bottom half were rain drops in tribute to the rainman Your son lets you know his username? try repairing your client. It might take a while though What the hell is a graveyard... Every single comment gets downvoted I feel mine will too Am I the only one who sees "View my Invetory" it has no second n Oh GOD, Pet Sematary. I should know better than to watch it, but I still do every few years. My husband laughed at me because I refused to go anywhere near Denise Crosby at MegaCon. She still scares me! You replied to yourself there You're a traitor to the human race "DancesWithDaleks" Wow... the photo textures and painted aspects are seamless. ...to take one out! Damn, that is literally two suitcases worth of gunpla That is particularly creepy. That's more than the annual GDP of some Caribbean nations. When I was in my early 20's a former co-worker of mine invited my wife & I to a "dinner party" at his house, we got there right on time & were greeted at the door by a bald headed white guy that I didn't know in a bomber jacket & Doc Martens, we walked into the living room to a bunch of other bald headed white guys also in bomber jackets & Doc Martens having lovely conversations about "immigrants, niggers and those fucking Jews" while 2 large Nazi and Confederate flags hung on the wall.. Then it dawned on me, "Holy shit, I'm in a freaking Aryan Nations meeting!", well as uncomfortable as it was I decided to stay for a while & then find an excuse for us to leave for some type of "family emergency" (mainly because I knew how paranoid & well-armed these guys were & I REALLY didn't want us to draw attention to ourselves by just walking out).. Anyway, as we're standing there this guy walks up (he looks to be in his late 30's-early 40's) and starts talking to me about some things when he says, "Oh, I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Bill XXXXXX, nice to meet you!", as he's shaking my hand he hands me a business card, I look at it and it says: "Bill XXXXXX: National Organizer, Imperial Knights of the Ku Klux Klan" how come the skin underneath looks relatively "fine"? But in the update pic... it's so... fleshy. Oh my god dude, this fishy thing ruined my childhood, I was so scared of it "403 Forbidden" doesn't look like horsecook They all have people I don't know why we think we can trust our moms with pregnancy secrets! I told my mom not to tell anyone and she said she wouldn't. Well she went right home and told my brother. 979 thanks Really? How to pour liquid out of a container is the BEST lifehack you know? shows me how easily they can make shit up on the spot That is really weird german idiom I must say... Ok, it's reported on the PBE forum, what's the point in posting it here? I'm staring at this comment like it's a gory video The tiny ketchup bottle will keep it thinking it is human. But it is not! The advertisement on youtube before this clip was for World War Z. You just accurately described my EXACT taste questa è gente veramente semplice. Si contenta di poco e si eccita per un piatto elementare. da fuq is a moon pie...? There's a `<div>` **above** the `<head>`. What? \#2 is... rammus? Oh wow What kind of item are looking for in exchange for that? i dont need my eyes to rape 4chan trolls I guess my phone really is that slow. Is that a bot or a really obsessed guy reposting that thing over and over. See what got me is... You look like you'd also be the person shooting the photo (I think?) and yet... no camera. My cousin once made tea with a bunch of four leaf clovers he had found over a period of time. He was hoping it would bring him "good luck" Why do everyone have the red string on the bottom? Agreed, my heart stopped just seeing that. Are you insinuating they actually "like" Paris Hilton, Kanye and Tom Cruise, etc? Now I feel bad for liking it... I was looking for a race today and was like Does this come through? OHHHH this must be the logic you guys use. If it isn't on the front page it must never have been posted? Ho Lee Fuk! That truck was full of stone spall crashed sidewards in to the side of the bus. I am having no problems, but I leave the page open at all times. If that makes a difference... \( There is this kind of acid that looks like a gelcap crossed with a "nerd" candy. That stuff is crazy. Definitely eat that kind. Or droppers Decided to do this trick where you put in the things that describe you, then say you're a videogame character, just to see which character I am most related to. I got Jimmy Hopkins from Bully. As a hotel front desk employee, we don't care if you don't check out with us. As long as your room is empty when housekeeping checks it you might as well never have existed. And I enjoy my job! Imagine the others that hate their jobs I'm not used to see $s , so when i saw 25/10 , i thought it was 2500 and 1000 Think about a murderer that would sit around day in and day out for a victim to show up. I miss these too I totally forgot they existed until now Why..? Ha ha - I'm 36, so I don't know about 'old'. I just find the calendar thing funny. Then again I work in an office so I'm *constantly* being mailed 'promotional' calendars which, sadly, go straight into recycling. I mean this one company actually mailed me this little 'strip' (as in a strip of paper, not the exciting kind ;)) calendar of the year that was designed to attach to the bottom of your monitor. You know, directly below the part where you click to view your calendar... Or maybe your whole universe is only the imagination of a girl in the real universe wishing she had a boyfriend so she makes up a boy who pretends has an imaginary girlfriend. BURN THE HERETIC!! Watched the game today....scary stuff, scary stuff indeed. Both are quality players. I do honestly think this Dortmund team is better than last season's, those 2 players bring a whole new dimension to Dortmund's counter-attack. I thought there were fast last year... Too fucking right you can't use Tiamat/Hydra whilst ulting. Good lord the damages.... One guy asked my mom for change but she forgot her purse in the car so she said sadly "sorry sir" and he shouted at her how he was a woman and not a man when he clearly was a man. I have no idea how Faker is always able to land those ori ult in such chaos :D Finally. Somebody downvoted your comment... If my high school education serves me correctly, the article says he wants to add a cross to the logo. Not replace Jerry. Either way, this info makes him sound worse than Tebow. I've done over 300 kills - not a single visage, dragon kite or upgrade kit. Is this unusual? 159, wow. Connecticut has 8. Holy fuck So I can imagine the dude's reaction but what was hers ? It's already breedable? …........................... NASA is working on fucking WARP DRIVES??? Holeeeeeeee shit! The fact that the news insist on satirizing itself does not make The Daily Show a satirical show... Just curious as to why you don't like Ruby The only thing we saw were clouds.... unless they have predator cloaking Friend of mine posted a pic on FB today of a non-handicap Porsche owner doing the same thing. My friends name....is Gabe. It's creepy that you're that close to me Holy fuck that's alot of heroes. I thought I had an idea but my mind is blown What team is that? Imagine if she gave him a natural vasectomy! Uhm: guy named Khaos joins on 9-11 Add me Nope. Yes cause more death somehow makes things fair. It's not that I'm a bitch or anything they just don't seem to like me, even when I try my best to be friendly. But my guy friends all tell me I'm a guy with a vagina :( Haha. Plus I move around a lot and when going out to meet new people it's like the girls already have that own little cliques and I'm totally not invited IS THAT DAX?????????? For $400? Where? \\( Quillson keeps hitting on me, it's quite creepy. I just visited his house (which he insisted I go to immediately, rather than set up a time like the others do) and inside he tells me not to be nervous... Wow, the UK is just... Tiny! England alone looks smaller than Minnesota. exactly, much much delta V does that thing have??? I second that, if anyone I know IRL found out my reddit account.... Did anyone else think golden gramophone? Ah alright :3 thanks for the answer... I might have come off as ignorant or arrogant not sure, but i was honestly just not sure... And yeah I get the thing about guys doing that at a younger age and I am 20, but I myself would never ever do that ... Heck I've been dating the same guy for almost a year and we didn't even start having sex until like a month or so ago ...Somebody went and downvoted every single comment for this post Honestly, this is kind of fucked up. My niece did this once, to HERSELF! She wanted to get a quicker tan.. You can edit the rookies on Online Associations...? Yes, I have always wanted the mask from A Clockwork Orange! How so? You have to deal with the fact that children are always discovering fapping... how would you ever prevent that? Mer "hamn-" eller "båt-kväll" om någon frågar mig. Obviously it was used beneficially before they were exposed to the yellow sun and realized they can derive powers from it. I think the basic problem here is giving a level 2 character the power of flight. This day of week already I got like 3 invites within 2 minutes of posting that thread My Aunt tries to claim and convince that the bible is things that literally happened. According to this logic - long hair gives you super strength, you can swim inside a whale and setup an apartment to live, playing the trumpet is the best type of military strategy attack as it is so powerful it topples down walls, and it's possible to put every animal that exist on a boat without meals, limited space, or fresh water and they all survive. There are places in the US where the government does not restrict gunownership, and gun deaths are some of the lowest in the world. Conversely there are places in US where there are fierce government restriction on gun ownership, yet gun deaths remain some of the highest in the world Those tights are awesome It is. Are we related? Babies use Google now I really hope future games offer more customization than "select type of helmet." Uh, yes? What exactly is the problem, here? She's dying of a degenerative disease. Compared to that, how is living forever, free from the failings of mortal flesh, supposed to be a bad thing? It was me....I love you, lampshit! ...I upvote EVERYTHING... Because the law only applies if you agree with it............. I thought it was Cloud805. i like how he is actually pressing the screen with his thumb on the upper picture > Dawn dish soap for my shampoo.. Swain would take the cake. Bitch is a giant fucking crow thing that flings mini fucking crow things at me. Dafuq im supposed to do about that Is it just me or is that kids arm freakishly huge dat catch from the second video Heh, I just didn't realize I was Blink Winkel the whole time I knew that 4 hours of work without saving... Son of a *bitch* I was wondering why the hell I was hearing firecrackers a few houses down. Well, because... I... ugh... wait... what? Oh, you're right. The point of a carry is to be glass cannon though. I have worse news for you. My mother-in-law, inexplicably, smothers pasta in ketchup and vinegar. *VINEGAR*. The word ' vile' is overused these days, but not in this case I assure you. > That last match between Complexity and Impact. Seriously one of the the most insane games of COD I've ever seen, literally down to the last seconds. Felt like I was about to have a heart attack haha, can't even imagine how those players felt Just didn't want to be the one to say it How do you know that Yep! HD Ghost, if you zoom it says HD ghost on the side. Also, that would be a huge communicator if it were one Bought it just to resell? Burton? 2nd? Stenhouse? 5th? Mumford and Sons are Folk though Didn't you just found out about that band 2 hours ago... So much hate for doomed_wizard > High fever too? Congratulations on catching salmonella! (I'm so glad they vaccinate chickens against that around here what's wood league مكانش منها Crispy? ...gonorrhea?? Wow I was on there for way to long. then why'd they create sigh**t**stone? lvl 1 instant buy. And if it's not only alley but urself too, where can i learn to play the stalker as good as Titanium i mean seriously is there some kind of forum or something where i can read on how to play stalker?? I am almost literally surrounded by these interections. Bad time to leave near rt 4 and 72. I can do that too My emotions as a Gordon fan as of late. First 3/4th of the race, oh he is doing nicely. Last quarter of the race omg he could win, omg how is he outside the top twenty, o goodie he just spun out, you know i dont even care anymore, go Burton!! shit Burton not going to win, i wonder where Gordon is at, top 10... 160fps for what game? Adam DeMamp? Dinamo t-shirt Yeah losing 175 hours of work because he alt tabbed as monsters spawned and killed him, how does he handle that? Man, You're right. I just got on today for the first time in a couple months and now you can get 500% boost for free constantly Small world.. just duo'd with a member from your guild in a dungeon. Someone please elaborate on this, this is news to me so good WHY IS IT PURPLE! TiensiNoAkuma. Best NA. TBH, my skill level went from silver to platinum These gaming confessions are going a little far Are yu sure its not… "Something else?" Breaking news from 10 years ago? Kassadin is really fun and I was surprised about his W, he can trade with melee champions really well too Mann.. he could get head without the girls bending over Bow. My favourite weapon in all of gaming is the bow. If there is a bow ina game I'm using it...no matter what! I know exactly how you feel, and no it's not wrong that you are upset.. It's a very harsh truth that this is a very common thing to have happen once you lose a good amt of weight. It happened to me just yesterday. I was at a boat party. I lost over 40 lbs since everyone there saw me last... And all of the sudden people were calling out to me, starting convos with me, asking to make me a drink or if I wanted anything while they were heading to the snack table I actually don't read fanfiction... not my thing... maybe a comic if it's well done... but besides that they tend to get TO crazy Holy...that's a heavy burden to bear mate. Have an upvote I was in Canterbury and ordered fish and chips. I asked for malt vinegar and they said they didn't have any In the end, everyone is pregnant You obviously care enough to comment Va bene l'unità d'Italia anticipata di un paio d'anni, magari gli arrivavano notizie confuse, ma la confederazione elvetica non nasce in età moderna(nel senso storico, cioè tipo 1492-1789) o giù di lì? It's not true, but what you say is...what a freakin creep Alright, thanks very much. I'll try to remember to shoot you a message and ask about them, thanks much. Hopefully you're right @ larger in the thighs. I can't imagine them being much smaller. ... You were essentially grounded for having your period? They asked me if I rode a horse, if we have dirt roads, outhouses, or one room schools, and said we don't have major cities No need to astro-turf, mate. And certainly no need to stab your mom! You got it in one, mate. Have an up... plane. Hahaha waxed your carrot to her The pizza place I used to work in had a play area for kids (Tunnels, ball pit and slides and shit) My co-worker and I had sex in there numerous times. We also found out that our boss was doing the same thing At least make it look pretty That was... pretty specific > -Plasma cannons can be disarmed by pulling the plug. Is it charged by a UBS cable? It was two years ago, on facebook. Some random creepy dude messaged me, and said we could have "fun" and that he could give great pleasure and doesn't interfere with the working lives of professional women (his words)... Ummm...NEIN. Udyr is a woman? yesssss!! She is getting better Shigure chan in all her glory! First, there's no such thing as a murder without bad intentions so... Obviously no. I think you're the one doing the misconstruing How is this a positive message for Christianity? Keanu Reeves? Definitely Mom of the Year worthy Why does this bother you? I know this, I found a deal a while back for all 4 games + DVDs for like $75. I had no idea it wasn't originally done in english. The girl in the hat is at my venue every Saturday I'm with ya, I'm scratching my head reading over and over I'll be damned if i could make sense of it. Convinced it's coded psy op spy talk. oh man... i want this so bad. Would fly paper placed on the floor not work? Is there is unspoken rule that only heels can utilize a MITB contract? Cause this isn't the first time I've seen someone say "Oh, why don't you guys want D Bry to win legitimately and not with MITB that would make him look so weak." Oh Gawd! The box. Dude, you've posted this in entirely TOO many links Yep, and $20/hr of that goes to rent tenth? of next month? huh? The block we are talking about is like a 7 day block. That is almost a month Burns me right up. My sister has no respect for this, so I leave her dvd's out in retaliation...I think this struggle has just become a metaphor for retaliatory diplomacy Apparently she lives in a really nice house a few blocks from here with her family and is neither needy nor mentally ill. I'm actually more disturbed about this now. that happens to me all the time Where are you going to get 3 Domri Rade? Since when did the occult need to be *justified*? ‾\_( And Wobbuffet is too powerful for the OU metagame. Interested in what? Prior to that, I didn't know either. After the event happened I've noticed he had a squad car parked outside or in the garage a few times. OMG Most played pudge past life I don't know if it's just a Colorado thing (because we drop a lot of "t's" in words), but I pronounce those as "tes's" and "guess's" It took me ten hours Now I'm just picturing those sets packaged and delivered separately to my house That word means "self eater"/"autoeater" in Russian. Ummm what? :P Did you try adding Antinaxtos and it said i don't exist? Are...are you from the future? I didn't sleep...again...because I'm weird. I really must reverse my sleep schedule for there to be any hope of attending the RAOA Philly meetup this Saturday, though. There's no way that stuff is healthy/good for the environment. I have never, ever, used a refund Your Nova somewhat looks like Barney it shows Is that nick cage You mean he's not racist? But...that goes against everything the media has told me. Dat lip bite no idea...have seen shirts with bottom rockers, the Harley dealerships sell them... I think 9/21 to 21/9 makes a BIG difference The 2-drops are the best cards in this deck and you're cutting them for SEDRAXIS SPECTER? Why would you think I'm upset? It's not just OP that needs to stay safe from the sounds of it... How long did it take you, from receiving the parts, to having a fully built PC? Oh my word, this is amazing!!! I have no idea how any gamer/writer would like that keyboard. In my humble opinion it's only good for casual internet explorer grandmas, but hey - I'm glad you like it Dat description... bd ( Almost 3.7 years flying there is literally no one in that stand WHAT? I remember covertapes well (still got a box of them stashed somewhere), but I never heard of games on vinyl I never knew calfs died in order to make butter That was my card... Who are you? You fragged your CO! Why these armors parts remember me chaos gloves I wish I owned 5 games haha also, I have never played L4D2 or Riptide, so I voted for SS, thinking it was a cool game... Dude wtf is that it's just someone travelling through a doughnut Those taillights! "I have my own car back in the cave but I'd rather hitch a ride with you, little buddy." it drives me fucking crazy in shows like Breaking Bad when they are walking around with their fingers wrapped around the trigger OH YEW! Froggen is that you bro? ATM it looks like jungle Elise and Udyr are gonna be the waves I catch out of bronze. That spider bitch i hella scary I read this as "Today I made an Anivia push!" like... in lane! I'm trying to figure out why all the bitching about no super-size fries any more... did people really eat an entire order of super-sized fries on their own? get 3 trolls and summon 12 skellies in total My mom saw her friend at the store and took her stroller then she turned around oh i didn't realize you were a mod This reminds me of Riki I have the same glasses.. this could happen to mee Yep, I got that too... I ended up wondering if it was dried colostrum so I tweezed it... that's exactly what it was Vad pluggar man i Svergie nu i Juli? Not sure why youre getting downvoted. How creepy am I that knew it was you from your arm swatches. None, just hand out hundreds upon hundreds of 3-D glasses Why would you even want a DVD of that film? Am i the only one who sees the little girl Sweet Jesus! I have something a little similar, although I don't think it is a scar. It is a patch of rough skin over my cheek that was a zit and will become "reborn" as a zit again after a while. Ass fuck... holy balls &, of course, the class/race/lore panels we've already learned to be scheduled! =X... Dafuq did i just watch Or both... You found out from VSauce too??? I'm hitting myself for not realising this before Why? My document is a good document good sir. ...explain the egg thing? Its not the opening the door that's the problem for me... Its suddenly realizing there is an unshielded human 6 inches from being under my tire that I have a problem with. I always would imagine them sneezing.. Losing it.. then just feeling ...*bump..bump*. I'm confused here, you say that it's pregnant, yet it's carrying the children on her back. seems like it's pretty common, I wouldn't want them to fake it? The whole point of sex is to make BOTH parties happy, and if they had to fake it I would have to do better Do you mean the animal or the melanistic lumps on people's skin? what are you supposed to use to decode these? ITT: people that like Cleary Until his re-loaning, I had no idea Yau was younger than me. Yeah it does seem that people only stop criticizing if you're suffering or enduring some great hardship brought on by wanting to lose weight. There's this one guy who absolutely insist you need carbs to do high intensity work outs like HIIT, but in the keto faq it says it's fine to do HIIT on keto.. Wait, you're FIGHTING evil? I thought you were on the evil side with me and painful I's That does make sense. I've never bought mine full price, but they're only ever like $20 or $30 off. Looks like Nicki Manaj Actually, I just finished eating sausage and peppers for dinner. What?! " You sound like you have failed as a parent. My conservative white Facebook person knows better than ask me since the election. My black pentecost conservative cousin learned on gun control laws. Though he did say, lets not be divisive lol Cespedes looks to not even have to bat this round Wow, it has a gigantic window and everything. That's risky 1.5tb of favourite clips? Bryce's brother's stache. Sir, there was a lot of lost xp in that vid Oh, my sister is in Syracuse and occasionally takes a grad class at SU! How coincidental. Holy fuck.... I have special eyes... is that true?? damn Good advice, I've just been upping my caffeine intake. I could probably benefit from a tolerance break! I'm up to more than 2g a day That's what I thought of when I read the sub title. Can't believe that shit happens. Oh damn, my bad. But I heard that Puszu is only gonna be in the team for 2 months then they will put Rekkles in I did? This guy is kind of a bigot, he has some videos which you can agree with and others that make you go I think the wine and skype sessions might be useful as the best friend doesn't live here. Never actually thought of doing that I'm Chinese myself and have noticed that the ladies' shopping bags usually end up with their own seat too. And the teenage guys never seem to stay balanced when they fall asleep. Had one sleeping in my lap once and I couldn't get him up. Scuppered When did I call you a dick? You're not the only person who messaged me about this. People get super pissy about Pandas apparently That was unbearably hot. (I have *never* heard of them in my life I know.....CALCULUS!! no way OMG... the dark shrine have faces on it... I can not freaking believe it... I'm 27, i still get high school aged, or college kids, walking up to chat to me assuming i'm their age... I'm just gonna say it here. Something interesting popped up on my facebook feed from an f(x) fan page the other day. It was a picture of f(x)'s Luna and a really familiar looking girl on the left. And then it hit me. I saw that girl walking around my dorm building freshman year (2 years ago) and now she's in Korea pursuing to be a k-pop star. It shocked me to see how far she's gotten...and very jealous that she got a picture with Luna. This is why the NSA spies on Brazil too... much... perfection You guys get your own rooms? Am I the only one who has never seen this or what? i can hear his voice saying this. scary is the LE cheaper in the US than in Europe I was going to type exactly this, but with "bastard". But I am a female You have quite a lot of weapons to be Gandhi of India I see it for $44.99 I remember being slightly taken aback at the ultimate badass Auron and his perfectly shorn underarm... no doubt all the smoother in HD SmurfinBird Ouch. I would absolutely die if my mother worked at school. I would be petrified of getting in trouble. Or even talking/flirting with girls. The teachers would probably go to my mom and be like, "your son was so adorable today. He was actually trying to flirt with this girl suzy and she turned him down. I felt sooo bad" Then my mom after school would be like, "I heard suzy turned you down. How are you doing, sweety?" Cant open proxy too. I'm using mac What just happened... someone else took deficio? I REALLY like your backgrounds. where did you get the movie reel analogy??????? i recall reading that somewhere on Reddit if im correct. i wanted to link it to a friend but could never find it. do you know the source of that phrase? unless youre the creator That must've taken some time. I thought that was a ranid assassin suit. scarily accurate on some of these He hasn't been whining I can't follow you FWB has been going on for about a year. Mostly to my benefit. I really wasn't ready for sex until a month ago Your boss seems cool. Most of the time I think "That is just so ridiculous. They must be a very vocal minority. No one can be that ignorant." and then... How do you take the piss out of someone... Post was removed because you deleted the photo I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!! I completely agree, know that I look back... What was I thinking I won a trip to Jamaica with that game So the only two things that happened were the minimum wage went up and so did unemployment? But you said he just had to stand up, why didn't he stand up? What happens at 7:59.....ho...ly.....shit! I saw somewhere saying it started exactly 8 days before 9/11. Who the hell knows, maybe Nixon even started it all and never stopped! Kinda looks like if Mel Gibson and Paul Giamatti had a love child... If anything the random weather in northern Ohio. IF anything. example :this April we had a day that was 80 degrees. next day it was 36 degrees with wind chill of 29. This year had some weird weather ... Ninja Oz sees all! nameless, it's starting to look like you're the only one interested! I say she is the concrescence of the Borg's virutal collective, expressed by means of a particulate finite and dissolving body, and the intuition of an unseen wavelike infinite spirit. She is the indwelling entelechy that creates the cohesion of the nexus of actual occasions that is the coordinated prehension of an organic/technological system. It's possible that she was running Tenacity masteries? I meant that as a joke, but after thinking about it, it just might work Or are you Shit. This is not a big deal. 23/F here, I rub one out several times a day. I enjoy it, I do it for stress relief, and that's OKAY. It's your body, you're not doing anything to ruin anyone else's life, or yours for that matter. It's private time. If you're truly concerned about how much you masturbate privately, then change it, no big. But don't listen to other people telling you that you have a problem with what you do in your private time. Let's talk when you're rubbing it out in public i'm REALLY grateful for showers. they feel so nice and make you so nice and clean. (i just took a shower) i think i'm actually in love with showers i love them that much You start working at 9? Yes. Depends on who is cleaning your teeth. I'm a pretty good flosser and usually have no problems, but this One Time...I swear the girl cleaning my teeth was trying to mine for precious gems in my gums with a pickaxe. So much blood Probably would be less if you had, I've seen your photo Omg, I just bought the game from a reseller for 5 $ I guess my post on this sub got buried so I'm going to post it in the comments if that's ok I still don't trust it and I haven't exactly just watched one biased documentary either, I actually did some research I am at on holiday at Haven watching the 'Funstars' kids show. I feel like I am having a psychedelic trip. /r/diversity was hounding people and spreading hate? Hahahaha thats hilarious I can just picture your face right now when it happened. Mine doesn't Way over 100 years old. 170 years old even. RES allows you to see you downvoted you..? Maybe it was even worse than you remember. ... They just give me the total of what I worked at my job Exactly 2.06 of me Whoa. Earth doesn't look like OPs photo, you know? People there don't have things to do or what? I snortlaughed at this comment. At work. Getting two different Gorgeous.. When did Lewis say that? DAMN IT I just keep buying more games! But...he kidnapped and had sex with a 14 year old girl why don't sell dead island on germany? Client is extremely laggy and slow for me but in-game is fine As a man with no concept of color matching skills. Its looks awesome! Good job... ... ... Tribunal is perfect. Why u all complain? Can't you see how well it's working? Faut avoir 15/10 niveau oeil pour lire ton truc It took me a few tries until I realized what you meant Dude, a 7000 upvotes repost. Wow, I mean, that's the worst thing you can do after putting one's socks into water That is a thing? I thought this was only a few days ago? I'm an adult woman and I love rpgs 190, 000, 000 won is a good annual wage. I'd believe that I have these on my SUV. I'm the shriekin' and cussin' brown girl bush-barring my way down #3 rd. It's the only solution Huh, it's called the hokey-cokey here in the UK. ive been in these mans homes I got like 26 and I was #9 a few minutes ago Imagine Evra's reaction The title seems a bit... sensationalized wow Same here... Oh ya, i should have mentioned that too... i was frying REALLY hard once and someone offered me a tab of one of the DOx's... i'm so glad I had the wherewithal to decline. Or cock Holy crap at the end to that area Epic Meal Time made a fast food commercial?? How would you know Also, I believe the alphabetizing regarding the hyphens are different from the in game catalogue. I think in the data base hyphens are treated as space and alphabetized to whatever letter comes next, while in game all hyphens goes after the spaces...I don't know if I make any sense You... Spend $1500-2000 on a PC every 3 years Wayne's accent in this scene. Whoa that dude is hairy Where is minimum wage 12 an hour what has been seen cannot be unseen I hope it's not a Small World. really, quicksilver sash? Does it prevent the damage? Also it's kinda weird that engaged and married are the same color. are you using a joystick? What the flying fuck. Who came up with this madness! Why did you feel the need to put this on a picture? You shouldnt be able to run your fingers through a moths fur. I don't really have any sob storres to win you over and I don't think thats what you're really looking for. I'm just an unemployed college student waiting for my fall loan check in September. No unemployement to help and can't get food stamps either (still considered a full time student by DSHS). Living on good old grilled cheese and ramen till then :P. It's unbelievable that you gave away 50 pizza's already Whoa, hours? "behind" her? It seems like everyone plays udyr now i have some too..since i'm kind of an american anglophile. some people say "innit", they say "yeah" after everything, i was on the train in london and a guy working there looked at my ticket and said "smashing" WHAT??? 3 words? I only see two: petrol and patrol You are a freaking magician. How'd you know that highlander because immortal and... scottish Watashi wa En des. How PC of you. Its a salami fest over there.. I am a woman, and I was sitting around with the guy I was seeing and one of his friends, and they told me about how they used to gather together in a dark basement and watch porn videos and all jerk off. I literally had no response, only this: Mine is a racist, too. He's the largest horse at his home barn (10 horses - decent sized eventers and dressage horses) and he rules the (gelding) roost. He seriously thinks he's King Turd of Poop Mountain. I took him to a clinic, and he saw a miniature mule for the first time in his life and flipped the hell out. Don't Adventists hold Saturdays as Sabbath? LOL Scarra's hair and how they just slide it to his face. That was very helpful, thank you. If God created the world in '7 Days' which is whatever God's version of 7 days is, imagine how long God's version of 12 months is... Bottom right... grudge face What exactly are 'casual shoes'? Awesome pics though. I had to look at them in a quizzical fashion and ask, "Is that really Lake Serene? It's so freaking gorgeous!" 14 months of gold Jessica Rabbit....... So your box means nothing to you now? Whoah, calm down Hitler $138.57 Wait so your not meant to use all 5? Sounds good now I am going to have to save for 2 yra to get me a pair You mean the can't find the Twin Frozr model..yeah its back ordered everywhere...join the club -__- oh well I'm waiting for my back ordered Corsair Air 540 to go in stock too..i have to wait it out anyways I watched it, it's a good show. At first I was like :) then I was like o.O at the end I was like Awesome I don't think that would work since you have to restart the client Wow, is Xenics Blast a new team? that is amazing Then how can it be immortal.. who bans mummy I don't know what to make of this vid..... *Starring* *Liam* *Neeson* This guy. This guy has seen some shit Well, fuck me. "im not using protection and i forgot to pull out Aren't they all countries which have strong religious history's(mainly Catholic and Muslim)?... No wonder Malchor was so emo. The computer programming thing... that is so... spot on You got more NES games then all of my games You dont get ip anymore, this was removed about a year ago What kind of tabs were you looking for? Cannibal Corpse? That is incredibly surprising. This applies to women too 300 mm Japanese SPG? What's the accuracy and reload time on that Why in the hell are people downvoting me? ooh my god...if you're right my mind feels like its just been torn in half Who says he's alive? ( in anticipo? addirittura... wtf? Ho Lee Fuk I would love this I just realized he's the Elder Scrolls-equivalent of Saint Patrick i personally like udyrs basic skin Wow, what kind of bra do you sleep in? They're back now, I don't know how but when I got home from work they were back to normal. I have no idea what happened Wait, we're supposed to brush our teeth every day? It was more like a bot reaction time, seriously how can you click that fast A little late, but I think you might work with me Other people? How many people we talking here but it's all in portuguese Also, TIL it is called TOki Tori. I've had this game for years and I've always called it TIki Tori. I watched that way too long. Does the door close behind the cat or it an illusion? Who said anything about it being "outlandish". It's a joke for adults and adults are laughing at it Le blanc got buffed man Since when is katarina such an unloved pick Now i am hungry ... for SHHHHHTEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!! ... OMG! I HAVE THE IDEA!!! ... DWAVEN-SHTEAK in GOOP-SAUCE! :O It's the Stoon Cookie Monster! I don't know how I feel about the NFC figures. I never got Skylanders because I thought it was too large of an investment " You're welcome. My Dad was involved with the development of Modafinil, so I've been hearing about it ever since I was about 8 years old. Ironically, I was diagnosed with narcolepsy at age 25. Aquaman should've laid off the roids. He was too big and his face... Because durags scare whitefolks 400 days just came out and its 5 bucks..... Those balls..... Post this everywhere. I see nsfw tag and get excited, then it turns out to be text. Since when is England in Wales? That would suck Is it possible that Audio Technica sells refurbished Technics 1200? Little old ladies at the gym/pool tend to be the most awesome people ever (even if they do have a tendency to talk to you stark naked while locking eye contact. Whatever, we all have bodies, right?). I've had a couple stand up for me in a similar situation, although my antagonist was equally thin Ummm? How much do you enjoy your experiences out in the great wide world? that giggle is the stuff of nightmares Oh! My favorite was back at Maintown, *reeeeaaaally* long ago. This guy came on and broke blocks and stuff, and then reported the griefing to Ethan. It was not someone on the back seat, but the person that broke into the car. Or I didn't understand what happened there Oh lawd... I think that guy might be from my home town I have one co-worker who was going on about how Zimmerman was racist, white vs. black, blah blah blah. Yet when someone pointed out that he was Hispanic, she was like yeah he's Mexican so what? The ignorance and the irony of her response was just mind-boggling wait Reddit has an e in it .... I'm being downvoted for a genuine laugh? that last sentence Why? They aren't considered a pest, that I'm aware of. i live off 288 and this i the first i heard that They say the replicators construct food and such from what is known as "biomass" canisters. Then, I read your statement. OMFG they're eating reprocessed turds. Looking at the "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" well these cases we have here now is surly just the tip of a iceberg. Just think of all the times that did not get reported ? Girls that gets rape do feel a great shame of been raped and therefor there are lots of cases that we know nothing about. And if you was brave enough to stand up to it, report the rape, what do you get ? a year in jail, just think about the poor girl, here she is brave to stand up for it, report the rape and you get jail Or is Cheech just a Misty cosplayer? Damn, that dollar bill looks pretty crisp to be found scuba diving The double ended dildo video.... Cute, but kinda weird that it's in a Zelda context Damn! Just the other day, my character model kept becoming "unstuck" from the ground and would float off, arms akimbo and flailing. Every time I would change weapons, it would slowly float back to place and land. A restart fixed it but damn. yes, actually. not sure if stalker or random guess Bath salts exist.... I didnt know wife is a verb It says they may eventually come with in-game items as well for the three heroes. Should we just wait then? Wait what? Someone picked up their phone and started videoing your friend? I never even knew there was a second message in these things Do people really eat all those limes WTF @ that killboard I have never been in a classroom full of 3rd graders You know what bucolic means but couldn't figure out that metaphor? Biomes o' Plenty **is** part of 1.5.2 I've seen Chinese places with fish ponds do the same thing. I don't see why it would be illegal or against any sort of health regulation, as they're not serving the live fish as food. You.... you don't have a boyfriend? nate thompson Yes, yes it could! Do you know some people pretend to be cats and are peoples pets? Wonder if hitting your head in zero G hurts as much as normally hitting your head *Note: It was completely abandoned and the bank (it was in front of) was closed. he used his race card to intimidate a why guy that stole his seat I don't understand what you're asking me. Are you talking about used jeans with holes worn into the knees? who the hell uses the Southern Comfort? Haha!! If I was a guy I would wear a kilt everywhere.. Love the look of them on guys. Hey it's Baxter...... my dog...and my picture. Only logical explanation must be that I have a alter ego and he has his own account... That beat was made by a 16 year old girl Is that... shredded...cheddar? Really? That many guys have expected for you to pay for everything?! What on earth did you do??? fabbbyyy by far ! But it depends on what kind of music you listen to i guess Whoa I'm 20 and just started watching this year as well International 12 and 13? ....what!? O.O O_O O.O oooooo coding Wat. You can charge shouts? Well when you make him look like that..... 5'6 92 pounds? I use the steam workshop quite a bit and have never had so much as a hiccup. As a musician who just got in to guild wars 2, we can play instruments?! And Ice and Blackfyre are right beneath them. they needed weeks (or months?!?) to rebuild the Lion Statue and an Asura built this new thingy in 1 freaking day!... Who's the rest of the herb army? You're beautiful Oh my God...I seriously thought I was the only one who did that. Mind blown. around 8ish dollars per too *Always* rescue a dog if you can. I had the same issue with my first dog, and some days I had 12-16 hour shifts. The few times I managed to get my parents to let him stay there while I was at work they told me he'd lay around sad all day and then roughly 10-15 minutes before I pulled up he'd suddenly get super excited and run to the door/windows at every noise *knowing* I'd be there soon... even when the times I got off work were completely different every day. He just had some sense that I was coming every single time. OH! damn you're right maybe because Xin Zhao was originally Ionian, and sona is from Ionia? Errr I'm a 26 year old kid who loves Arduinos, 3D printing, and more... I feel like it'd be odd to show up as a participant so asking a question based on numbers/facts brings me downvotes? I reciprocate in an extremely creepy way I have to agree that you are right... these albums are fucking great. ( I waited five minutes to get into a game with six people per team, two of which are tier 1 planes when I'm in a tier 7 plane? Yea, no problem there How can free bras in good condition be downvoted? Is asking for actual shipping and 59 cents really that bad? Yes it will be a big one ** Holy crap I'm online! (tackle~!) lol Thanks. I just sometimes panic is all. I've never had odor issues to the best of my knowledge but sometimes you hear stories on here and people talk about how they've gone down on girls that were horrible tasting/smelling and i'm just like ...oh god anybody could be one of those girls I thought this was two separate pictures at first whaaaattttt? How do you reach for items on a counter and accidentally grab someone's boob? that page is insanely comprehensive ...Chapter 2??.... too much Yup, crazy to see them so small when you know how huge they get Agreed. He was kinda funny looking as a human. But I also feel weird saying the beast is attractive. Whenever I hear about this or remember this, I get really scared and paranoid for the res of the day. Thanks Back before the Guarana and Taurine was taken out, and right before the big media scare about it, I was at a bigger than expected apartment rager where everyone was partaking heavily. When things start heating up and people start wrestling, random drunk girl yells "anyone who wants a free beer get in my car now!" 17 year old me gets in along with 2 other people, and we drive the half mile to the gas station. On the way back she's driving pretty poorly and I was really regretting getting in the car right when she overturns on the only turn we had to make and BOOM!! Hits a tree. Turns there was a cop car in the lot next to us, so sirens came on immediatly, but all of us just got up and blindly fucking ran... and no one was caught!! I made it back to the party, but the girl ended up staying at some random person who saw in the parking lot and hid her in their house until she shows back up at the party at 4am. Stayed up all night, girl(probly around 17 years old too) had to go home to her parents and was apparently arrested later Bugs... Get them the HELL away from me - What is everyone talking about Is this some kind of copy paste from the same post few days back? I remember top comment was this very same comment Read that as "Fredwig" to begin with What the actual fuck. I'm running beta 3 without UDID registration or dev account Somebody knows what they're talking about... NJBS/NJWS Hmm, Oh. I guess that's Skarner. But I have to admit it isn't a great looking costume. I'm too tired for this ∑( Art, bruv. Art. Okay without all the creepy DA comments I would've just thought the picture was a cute little sleepy pony.... That explains it then. There's a good reason we mutilate plants and give their severed genitalia to our loved ones Damn. "Joe says, if you don't see it, ask for it." Najin Sword/Shield, MiG Blitz/Wicked, Xenics Blast/Storm, KT A/B, CJ ENTUS Blaze/Frost and so on....I find it hard to believe (well I don't believe) that they would have to leave the organisation in order to be able to attend Worlds... ... weird. the f7u12 link is purple for me, the long one is still blue There are BR50/60 sitting on several thousand certs and have no use for more? Mine? Are you saying that black and Hispanic people make too much money to receive assistance in an income based approach to affirmative action? Fisting it CANNOT UNSEE There's this dude I know that looks *exactly* like you, with short hair You know Reddit has millions of users, right? That's a pretty big loss of sales I had mine removed and didn't feel any pain. Why does it need to be hidden? Isn't storing money a primary function of a wallet? Ok, I set up a mixcloud account, but how do I convert my traktor .wavs to mp3 without having to wait for hours although I have a really good CPU, RAM and Hard drive? basically why i play healer. and i never had someone call me a girl This is the first time I've seen something show up on reddit long after I saw it on Facebook. Should use a better name, like Silver Lounge or something. Low Elo Lounge just sounds bad IIRC, and interestingly enough, whatever color you are seeing is actually every color BUT the color your seeing. So if a chair is burgundy, like the ones I'm currently looking at, they are actually every color combined BUT burgundy, because light is reflecting every color but burgundy back at you, and that combination of colors is what you're is what your eyes are picking up edit: Posted in the wrong thread somehow I've never noticed that before I wish I could have a good long discussion with anyone thats downvoting your comments on this. You're not condoning child abuse, and certainly there have been plenty of examples of why beating a child until they are bruised/bloody is wrong, no one here would argue for something like that. (I don't think so anyway... I really don't know you people There are actually ultimate frisbee teams? Whenever I'm just "with" a friend as I do something, if I get addressed by a teller or the like, I tell people that I'm there for "immoral support". Sometimes people go Yet you came here and typed it anyway I'm going to hang myself from a palm tree now... I see it... There was once someone taking a poop in the toilet i had no idea the person was in there and starting complaining to my friend how bad it smelled. My friend then came out the toilet laughing because the person was still in there.... Well you've got a [+5] after your name in my RES, so I'm pretty sure we just became best friends. My upvote count for koptimism and elevenreds has to be nearing triple digits by now I hope they're that cheap up here in Ontario Wait Crimson, isn't this at the same time as your game? It isn't anonymous enough? I just hate the weird lumpy/mushy texture, all slimy and gross on my tongue What did he do, change the contrast? I think I like his version better What is "a show of hands"? Weird thought....Since corporations are people...What if a bunch of poor individuals gather together and become a "business" of sorts and start using all the tax breaks, off shore accounts, and government supplements that larger corporations/rich get? Would that work? True, but it's still pretty sweet. I'm not sure which is my favorite of the 3. The LaFerrari is an absolute beast, and looks so mean. The P1 has those curves that make you Cum.... That looks like it is incredibly easy to flip backwards.. whats wrong I'm fairly new to this sub in general but I've noticed a trend where your posts seem unreasonably downvoted. Is there something I'm missing here? ... and me around 50, when a friend told me That guy looks very familiar to me... i don't think he sees what we see ** I'd love the files for this if possible. A thousand shares on the article? Where do you see that? It takes you longer than an hour to do your dailies? How... oddly unarousing. I dont get it Yeah, that's true. Pretty handy to get those free attacks. Ugh, with heroes for hire, it's even worse haha. Imagine Ghost Rider, heroes for hire ata to move and attack for 4, then charge exploit for 4, then use his special free action to deal 1 unavoidable, then drop a hammer on him for a free quake O_O. Or Brother Voodoo, free action phase next to someone with HFH ata, punch them, free action smoke cloud, free action quake with hammer, then free action mind control It's A Warning That's so creepy Cyanide worse than Araneae ? Ummmmmmmmmm, buy all the tosh?? That's quite a gift indeed What does current gen have anything to do with it? pink strips. Yeah if you can make it through all of that, you deserve some sort of gold medal and I will be completely flattered. Sorry it is so long, I actually trimmed it down quite a bit. There is just so much I would like to say in respect to my father, that I started writing and then realized I was WAY over 10k letters. I'd normally say he is a troll, but... he is a redditor for 1 year and 6 months with -8 karma Damn them for keeping the anti-condensation technology a secret. *How do they do it?* Great video. That shot of Dani hitting the pavement in Germany though Wish I could.. but then I realized that I live in Finland Seriously? Straight Pride? A day to celebrate nothing I sit in my bed and just use a little compact mirror... Cannot believe I'm actually directing a question at Claudio To get to the Ro8 of the OSL, Bomber has now beaten Flash, Innovation, Bbyong, Keen, and Hurricane /u/CamelGIF only posts that gif I get it... Cause he's black... Is it still legal to be Dutch? SO $20 x 1,100.... Looks awesome... but I watched their most recent trailer and oh my god the narration shuman? I love Coheed and Cambria No wait, if he comes home wouldn't he end up in Jail? There is autofire in the game On BBC? But it's American... that is amazing and the second pic really gives me creepy vibes Arbreton has a ton of grenades I didn't even know you could play Rockband with Guitar Hero controllers. I don't get it... Is there too much baby talk in r/childfree? You... force the nightmares out? How? How do you know what *both* bathrooms look like? ARE YOU A WIZARD I got about halfway through designing a character creation system with a buddy for a d6-based roleplaying game. And then his computer crashed and lost all of our work / no comment on the gif Espera... entonces no es <rompido>?? Yay... salads for us... a foursome Is it simply not possible because you have tried or just your opinion on the matter Watch your back, Canada. You watch people do this? His favorite occasion is freshly showered. I'm not sure why, though. And usually just me. This is some close shennanigans. And I don't even know what Jackson's platform was, now what's our current agenda/objective? This is exciting. WHAT DO I DO NOW there is one way to win against vayne u only need to poke her down to half health then wait for ur energy to fill then ult her throw everything u got on her after ur ult and wait for ur hot and juicy kill.., and for kha how the fck do u lose to kha when ur zed? Holy crap that's creepy Common mistake. Maybe almost too common..... I would hate to be the person living in an apartment above that workshop. 9-5 every day.. bang.. bang.. bang.. bang.. bang.. Jeezuz, the Alternative Enterprise is bigger than a fucking Sovereign class!! yes, you do get one land off your opponent and in best case screw him, but then again, if he has shocks or even basics you have a card in hand that doesnt really do too much, wow 1 card for 2 mana This is what I grew up making. but what am I? Holy shit. You weren't joking. I wasn't really expecting something like that "4'11''" I've been mistaken for a student while on a field trip with my daughter's first grade class. Is that...is that shit??? I watched a cam of Cloverfield DO WANT! I hate Killing Floor I would like your hips around my head. Dude you should keep it and see how big it can get... I've never seen one that big What the fuck did you just say! ? Dang they are all kinda freaky looking. My chest now hurts... omg wut? What type of roll was that at 1:30? The one that transitions right into aileron rolls... he was rolling on the lateral axis. Man, reading stories like this make me never want to go to a hospital unless I was literally going to die if I didn't At least your team won It's as if... We'll lose people no matter what we do. I'm with you, I hope I can say I miss someone without them having to be dead.. Aaron? my face: (( WAIT A MINUTE. This means that 054 (weaveroftales) passed it on? Yes? Recently broke my addiction. Don't ever start. It sucks away your soul and makes you a mindless candy crushing machine. I was really young but I remember my dad watching a horror flick one night and I sat next to him. There was a scene where the girl looks under the bed only to see a bloodied face staring back at her. I think another part of the movie was the recovery of a body from a drain... For a 9 year old who has never seen a horror flick, it was pretty terrifying. To this day (I'm in my 30s) I don't look under my bed in the dark. Why do I read all the quotes in the voices of the champs?! Gibus Anything? Jungle riven isn't normal? I see it all the time One thing I learned when I started tracking my intake was that I underestimated the calories in everything by about one third HOLY. SHIT. I'm gonna guess he's not Neither can I... why... why would you... Didn't he die in the movie? You dodged and then were stalked by the bullet But what if it IS being set down gently How do I steal her job BUT WHAT IF HE COULD BEND IT SO IT FLOWS PROPERLY Ouch thats what I was thinking that zippo at the end Um....never saw that... So creepy Out of curiosity had the check the clearance rate for murders and manslaughters for where I live in and it's 91% this would be unforgiveable as my S.O's sister is only 15 woah that's my coach playing for hopkins I have a friend by that name... LACHIE BOYO, IM HAVIN' A LITTLE STALK. Also you had bud that whole time?? With which part I am on EUW and the most cases that i have wrong are the ones a punished The 2 nursez are actually hot i demand video evidence of the Mars Bar ... where is she? I completed the game twice and never met her Holy shit If this happens in New Jersey, you can't even control it Ce pula mea inseamna asta? N-ai reusit sa scrii un post coerent, asa ca ai facut pur si simplu o referinta la tigani, asa, ca sa nu te plictisesti? WTF DID I JUST READ How can Vi a champion designed for all ins and massive melee dmg can be the most boring champ ingame? I vividly imagined this scenario and how your fight/flight mode engaged when you saw the baby submerged. Leaves you wondering though... Would some people just run away faced if it isn't their child? Just reading your post makes me feel very close to going out and killing a person I've never even thought about that That's crazy I'm sorry did you just call the large state of NY a hippie village? I'm a straight male, but when I saw these eyes I was 100% sure it was Jared Leto..I'm worried about my sexuality now Yeah, the curves were 48 and 56 degrees, respectively. The subtitle on "The Patrol"..... Holy crap those are beautiful. QoL Buff? You should be careful what you post these days you never know who is watching You're supposed to link that shit now, man. No one can find it without the link. 75% off isn't good enough any more ? Yup...it's definitely not 1 in 4 odds. So far my odds are 1 in 10. How is the correct response to "I accidentally ate your thing" not "I'm so sorry I will replace you thing" Jesus H. Christ... WTF is up with your back I don't recall being only 14 years old the week it came out. I still remember it clearly Oh I thought that before. But now I BELIEEEEEEEEEVE Dude... at least use a NSFW tag I know I'm kind of odd but I've always wanted to date someone with a living grandpa so I could have one for a bit. True, Japanese cops are very friendly and helpful. Japan does have a very low crime rate compared with many other first world countries. Except bicycle theft... rampant bicycle theft! Lost four in one year. They say Korean gangsters steal them and take them back to Korea to sell. Epic game with epic casters. What do you want more from live? (maybe real life, but why Did britus just die? I wonder if the guy in front of him ate the last bit of Jebus... those eyes!!! I didn't know that watermelon would cause a raccoon to tear through someones walls just to get to it... Yeah, but considering the countries can't even afford to clear mines, there is no way they could afford koi Why am I getting downvoted for stating facts. Helipad? So he will be Rick's "buddy" Grandpa got an upgrade from tissues. So you actually agree with Carter's anti-Semitic views? Not just the anti-Israel or anti-Zionist ones? Really too bad that you find this on softcore, so many people would buy this on HC Baron really is the throw pit Those poor guys look really shocked.......... Someone wanted a 42K wedding and you still married them? The sex must've been great! Whattttt... I don't remember that from the books you're losing 5 pounds per week? .... are you from Germany? because i sent the same to 2 friends recently, because they wanted to make this their wallpaper too. Want a job - don't give them resume. This is so bold that it might work! My ex used to refuse to lift the toilet seat and would piss all over it and then act like I was a bitch when I'd sit down in his pee and get furious! I just don't understand men sometimes?! not for me. I read that as drunkle go anal ...Dude. Its my day off too, and I just picked up a quarter. I believe it. My mom has teeny tiny breasts and mine have been mammoths from the get-go, so she never really knew what to do with mine. I just kind of put on whatever would stap them down and keep them from bouncing all over the place. By the time I was 18 (right before the surgery) they hung down to my elbows last game That happened 7 months ago. Thanks... But it was a mistake I agree. As in everything, a healthy balance is good. Both the 'haters' and the 'naysayers' make valid points, and in the end it comes down to a realistic look at your own situation and goals. Sometimes law school makes sense, sometimes it doesn't. It's almost like it's not a profession for everybody you realize a set of 85 cards is worth ~5 keys right? Thanks for that image This is really the top comment? your typo is tearing me... apart Your tone and word choice seems to imply you're arguing with me but your actual sentiment was exactly what I was saying. Because hooking a creep is faster than moving out of the way? Why did I click that? What Somebody hit puberty early Looks like all they had to do was pull off the road right onto the green. Scared. The. Fuck. Outta. Me. As a Cs player...we should all know this ( You stripped the tread down on Doc Martens in just two years? Good gods... Maybe you are heel-striking a bit hard when you walk ... But... The games are fairly linear More PLEASE So I told this to my flat mate, trying to surprise him, and he was like "Me and him have talks now and again" I just experienced frisson watching this trailer. All I know is when I visited Amsterdam, the coffee shops weren't serving coffee... its pretty creepy ROBOT CRAB I hate the fact that I actually listened to that And not just play them, play them ON YOUR TV. Don't know if joke or serious aggravated conversation. At 0:38, you can see under his kilt! ( I imagined a banana dagger leap strike Well the hell are those things...? Or... they had a secret agreement where if they didn't reply within 3 minutes they would send 'sorry wrong number'. How did you get that? I would swear some were even younger in some of the CoD matches I've played! They sure knew a lot more curse words than I did (if they are the ages I think) when they talk No joke, I saw like 3 of these at Urban Outfitters of all places. Oh ehm eff geeee Damn, 10 days is a while This is amazing As a vegetarian, I thank my lucky stars I do not know you personally. Actually I feel sorry for all meat eaters and vegetarians alike who know you. was this at AVCOn in SA My fucking retinas! Yea.. trust APC and his "that looks fishy" spider senses. They've proven to be 100% reliable Lol I have that problem. Mine actually aren't very full at the top so they don't look that big in a shirt. I also wear loose clothes. I laughed the other day when I came out in a swimsuit and my (female) cousin said, " how is Hershel up and about without a leg?! Shots fired at who, exactly? Is... is that Lunchbox? Anyone else see the smile face in the windshield wipers! The way the kid was using that drill. Raspberry at the fish in the cheese? What It says there's nothing Is Eric holding Nora? Scariest sound I've ever heard Noooo lol. Just OUR gold. Why would we sell something that doesn't belong to us? How could we? It's just strangely the exact same misread ( If I go there I'm gonna buy the whole friggin' store!! Google hasnt seen this yet! What's your thing? BUGS at First it was "she's not wearing pants" Then it was something coming out of her pants. as a 30 something female in a predominantly male group of friends who spend most of their spare time camping and hiking... i really am interested exactly what goes on at this guy's camping trips.. how could he get 180k bitches when there's only 700,000 people in the world Shaving the upper thigh and past the knee.... I just dont do it because no hair grows there for me for whatever reason. I always thought no other womans did yeah and I have to get it out of my vagina area too Ain't it? You were basically saying you disagreed with Hellionx2 so technically your comment adds nothing to the conversation i have to stand! I have NO IDEA how people do it sitting.... my hand always touches the toilet seat and stuff its pretty gross and weird Why I didn't even know about this, Yahoo had no business even getting into that one That we are three-dimensional beings but can only perceive in two-dimensions, so if there are four-dimensional beings they can perceive in three dimensions. Buh. You really can't understand why people would prefer to win? True. I was thinking of older vehicles that liked to run the full load of the fan through the dash switches What language do deaf people think in? who is that? My name is Hamza... We shouldn't, but some fall into the trap. Just like many other religious groups here. It's prevalent even among Muslims in some societies. I once overheard a group of Muslim women discussing what porn they've seen. The thing is, on the handheld market, nintendo destroys anything that comes along. Sony is trying to go and get into that area but they are clearly overwhelm by the 3DS. The vita is good but it lacks everything the 3DS have. All we would need now is that M$ suddently decide to go make a handheld...and looking at the x1...it would be a very grim futur And yet Amerish is fine? Damn ! I really don't think there is such thing as a boring neighborhood in BCN. August is the liveliest month for gracia and the hottest for born. We have no ac here in born and rely solely upon cross breezes Ok, I didn't know it would bother people enough to downvote it My step brothers gf yesterday started punching him in the face and wouldn't stop so he kicked her to get her away. Today she wants him to move out because he has anger issues... I love you. I've been checking all the askreddits Just woke up and read ELISA as ELI5 test Wait whats the difference between pre and post childbirth ones? Woah, that is exactly my first emblem. Welbeck just finished a chance Well that was well-written what stun does ares and hades have I expected snoopeh staring at us d( Holy fucking crap. I have an old 1994 VW Passat and just used a toll calculator. If I were to import it to Norway, I had to pay around 27,000€ How do you get 60g a day doing dungeons Super powers.. wow (I'm not sure if you're joking about the pyras and the mad robes, but that would be super nice Holy shit! Yeahh, not WTF so much... I think it looks pretty awesome. But it's not so strange I would put it in here. So you had a perfectly good image and then degraded the quality on purpose? why is there a equinox guild on every server. Yep I know what you mean, I was just driving the car it was a little nerve wracking. Im not rich enough to have a big enough supply for 125 hours That's actually a really good idea. Wait, that's an actual thing? People really put tennis balls in their pyjamas? So wait... is THAT where babies come from Then why are you on reddit Fruit baskets as gifts. If you give a whole fruit basket as a gift (or any food/drink basket/hamper) it's lovely. If you give a single apple or slice of meat, etc, it's weird. How is it improved by giving *more* of the one thing that was weird a moment ago? so many doors * You sound exactly like me I can not believe Luke Kelly is on /r/listentothis I'm a female but I just realized I think primarily in a man's voice... That's sad I'm sure your nakedness isn't so bad that someone would need to be blindfolded Also didn't realize this wasn't a PM sp hopefully he doesn't get cross over my mentioning it "console-quality RPGs" OMFG...If I didn't love them already, this would have made me an insta-fan. guude did not invent UHC "Racism played no factor" said the white person. *playing dramatic music* Appreciate the advice man! I know the intake has been the hardest part about this because I don't know why but its hard for me to eat that much Holy shit you're right. I don't know how I missed that. That earthquake wave sweeping through the city... Good god, I remember that video. It was painful to watch How the heck do you plan on riding a biped? Those colors You already do. Gravity.. Dude... that means I have like 4 days to pack my "just in case we have to go to the hospital" bag. once again, I meant to reply... Plugs/sockets. If I couldn't plug a device into a wall to get power i'd literally have to go outside or something Oh, I'd forgotten about that. Funnily enough, the last capture Wayback has for mine is on the exact same date I abandoned Digg People don't lock their doors in main they dont even locktheir car doors when out shopping My best friend was caught having sex by his mum so she sent his dad up to have the "talk". His dad says "so your mum wants me to have a chat to you about sex", my friend says "OK ... What do you want to know?". His dad just laughed and left. I hope he wasn't as quick with the girl as he was with the response Since when do they come in tubes? Wasn't aware that was a Wiki 9 mana turn 3? Cute and scary at the same time well this post escalated more than I thought. Rs -> Burglars -> floor poopers -> axe murders and rapists Just about everything...the weird thing is, it'll read correctly, I'll vape for a sec, it'll change res, but if I put it to sleep and wake it back up it's usually back to normal....I have no idea, unless my cpu is going out or something How exactly does this happen? Nope, it's art from Legends of Norrath. How does that happen? At first i thought he was rubbing the dudes balls Thanks :) Also, it's pretty cool that you mountain bike O.o I cant even ride a bike so I have no point of reference for that one lol. What's it like? It's a turtle??? I thought they were Kappa thingies... I just cross my legs with my left foot on top of my right knee so that I don't do this. It's especially bad when the auto you're driving has a foot operated parking brake How did you do this bit too disturbing My name is Joshua, so as soon as she mentioned the name i thought she was talking directly to me ... Wait, this is r/funny? I thought this was r/wtf really? that's weird The more I stare at it the creepier it gets. The ol owl eyes. What job allows you to look at gore while at work? Are you me? I am not the 0.1% Welp, I won't be able to sleep tonight. ####What do you mean? What the fuck is that a picture of? is that my golden apple? those exist? There is a strip club near my house called the pretty kitty....there is nothing pretty about it i never knew that games existed. Personally, i thought only Ubuntu was officially supported Oooo peanut butter CP3 You're saying I could have too much power going to the card? I was just at a 3 day music festival how strong do those things have to be to be able to compress that poke ball like that?!?! .......well this kinda...just...came outta left field? Omg I didn't know GTA VI was already out Hah, thanks. Had mail, checked context, saw karma, went MGS5 isn't PS4 exclusive. The reveal trailer was shown during the Microsoft press conference 70 million vs 450 million. Your dad puts "ices" (like Italian ice the frozen desert?) in your pajamas every morning?!? What does wallet has to do with that? Jesus christ, it doesn't even get to the Windows logo animation before my desktop loads now. I'm more impressed by the Speed stat Holy shit that's Helen Thomas?! You're a good man...hope your dog doesn't get rabies 4 golden things The power of google could save you the negative karma. Unless, that's what you're looking for. It's hard to enjoy the scenery with that creepy man staring at me Dude/lady, I went through a phase where I was super stressed and time lost all meaning. I could remember most events, conversations, etc but when I went to recall them....when did it happen? From about 2008-2010 I'm very vague on what happened when or even if certain events happened in that time period When does your school start and end Tanning...its not cute when white people tan too much there skin starts looking like leather Is there going be a prologue, because if so, Martin's statement has serious implications $400? Yeesh they got a couple new laptop bundles on sale there right now for $350 and $400 This is the only gore on WTF to make me recoil and feel a bit sick. I'm fine with the surgery pics and stuff but this is just.... Wtf? You got the end-game screen for another game But THEY ARE MADE IN CHINA! How the hell are they foreign? hory crap i played furi vs timbersaw last night as well, and did the same thing u mentioned Butter in a cup? ...how did you do that? I just want to know why - in the video - Jessica Alba seems to be crying the whole time. so shiny You had an example of troll and put Olaf jungle, Sooo.....is Balpreet Kaur a man or a woman Oh jeez, are you fucking kidding me If they are an asshole, don't they have just cause to be scared of gay people? The " Holy crap that's insane he has two daughters. his first when he was 19 or 20 You look like Lenin Your stare is so... penetrating 1st winning or 1st place dying ...why would they be famous for this? My freshman year health teacher. She talked from *experience* about everything. Still can't get her story of (her own) anal reconstruction out of my head. What if OP just for up a bunch of money to get karma? “Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago,” Heh, I apparently attract earthquakes...I was living in the LA area for both the Whittier quake (5.9 in 1987) and the Northridge quake (6.7 in 1994), then was in the Kobe, Japan area for the Great Hanshin quake there (6.8 in 1995, a year to the day after Northridge). What were you doing bringing on an assault rifle in the first place let alone how was that even allowed Hah, no...in fact, I think I could fit completely INSIDE that man Wow, I know that as a black person growing up in a place with few other black people I needed to interact and socialize with other black people. Perhaps it is because you were socialized with people who looked liked you by default that you could say "no one cared about race". I'm sure you didn't. I mean they were made to sit on stage during the racism talk I had no idea Hugh Jackman was so tall Some county really have *a person on 3* on poverty food ticket ? How did that work?! OneRedSheep wasn't happy last night Can you tell me more about this wand and your experiences with it? Or point me to a good info source? It's pricey but it looks...effective I used to use that all the time and now I can't fucking stand it. That and You sound like you have had some pretty intense adventures... ok well 9 Vaubans, max teslas? That's sweet and all but that Arkham City Ivy back there is what's getting my attention i don't think anyone thinks it is his real name Superman... Yeah, shouldn't he mace or a taser for neighbourhood watch? Not a gun That. Is. Awesome. Wat The bottom picture really makes him look like a sloth A wall of glaring eyes is subtle? -_- "I *do* have eyes." oooooh ( I LOVE corgis, and puppies, and this guy is just TOO fucking cute!! I can't look away As in the black plague? Me gustan las tetas gigantes y quiero un hamburgesa grande con tocino. I think. { Pi is 4 Just curious: How have you been able to put down your route on the map if you didnt know where you are going while in game? You seriously wrapped it in duct tape? I don't go to church. Man, civil asset forfeiture is one of those things that makes my brain hurt. I would have loved to hear the justification provided when such laws were put into place - "We need to be able to confiscate anything we want if we suspect it was owned by someone involved in a crime...oh, and we don't want to give it back if they are later not charged with anything or acquitted - just to make it even more difficult for the owner to get his stuff back, let's make the actual legal case us vs. the property instead of the owner of it!" 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That's when I know you died on one of your adventures I don't think he was jealous Or the buffalo rifle... what about the explosive rifle? Whoever wrote this was high as fuck Strongly against buying races in the cash shop if you're subscribed already... So who is the inheritor to the throne of /fit/? Was also skeptical as to how this occurred... I <3 ANIMALS I'm sure it's possible as long as you have a marker to show where you are buried so that no one accidentely digs you up. I could train them to be my grammar and spelling army... You stole my comment. Yeah I find most of the puppy's names at rescues really strange this may be a stupid question... but how do you put in/take out a sea sponge Get away with what? Making a great song? I think the joke is that he made the map. Or is this reply a joke? I wonder if she got fired over that. She probably should have been I think this works in both. Water buckets and ninja reflexes. 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I like how you just compared my PE to man-breasts, I guess I could have worse things Me too... YOU WEREN'T THERE, MANNNN! Pork & beans with some actual meat in it and not a 'butter pat' of pure fat? Amazing I...I just...I don't even...wow You look fine Well, I went in for initial screening a few weeks ago and the social worker I spoke with placed me with her based on my responses to his questions. So, hopefully it will really be a good match. He also placed me with a PA so I can get scripts. I take so many pills now I have to be careful. Why would he fake it? Why is this downvoted? So... is that... 'masculine', then? Wasn't that that X-Files movie [ 200? mother of god ! Whoever showed you here is my hero. What blasphemy do you reference? I know of no such movies. EQ2 does the same thing & it isn't nickel & diming because, AFAIK, aside from spell/CA research scrolls & XP boosting potions, you aren't really playing to win via SC. Ten years How to install that? What are the specs of your computer? What in the actual fuck? Uhm... I've had a 16 oz tub of coconut oil in room temp for a year now, no spores De serverer halal for at tage hensyn til fremmede, men det har ikke noget med tro at gøre. Ok, Torben. Someone down-voted your post. i don't think i have ever eaten less than a whole pizza Anyone else notice that he might be wearing panties? Having sex in a car because obviously we both live with our parents. Officer knocks on the back window, my bare ass is right in his face. "Uh you kids can't do that here go home." Then he asked if I was okay (girl) I was like yeah I'm fine officer just like that one Okay, after reading through all of this… I don't know what to think… I expect this behavior from some people but. Just damn, that's just crazy. Good luck with the pregnancy and I don't care how much you loved your job you were right to leave it. Oh nooooo my mom is getting one of these on Friday and is so excited. I hope hers goes better Holy crud they look so similar! this is just like the wr in game She's hot!...and cold The Sharknado! xD seriously though, freaking sharks. My deatr sir, I'm guessing there might be an error in your link to the subreddit Holy Crap you weren't making that up. Awesome--they were my CompliMonday matches for this week! Those eyes... Well, I think I need to fix my 40% pvz before anything happens She's yes!... and no Omg a girl gamer Nah, I'm a British lad. Why wouldn't they sell you them mixed? SUPER tiny numbers What did they say? Why ... You didn't realize this is a satire sub? I just realized the abbreviation is TITS Sigourney Weaver! jesus, wish i would've read your comment first *mother of god* If they can legitimately pull this off I want one more than anything need English sub , no idea what they talking about Where are you seeing that? Maybe I'm missing something? Also, you must have done some real digging to make it to this post. It doesn't back up game files, just saves. However, I've heard of some games requiring 100MB+ *just for a game save*, which doesn't make sense to me I'm running on the NA server though He’s like a HAWK I was playing Pandora on my phone, and of course I had my headphones on, but someone was calling so I unplugged the headphones because I was about to answer it, and then it was too late so Pandora started playing loud around the office where it was quiet. It was a rap song and it took like 20 long seconds for me to shut it down because I panicked and was rushing to turn it off. It was mostly embarrasing because it was my first week as an intern and everyone looked at me like THEM SOCKS they'd go Look at the size of that eggplant I'm a Submarine veteran, and we used to have giant swan families come sleep on our sub... and then they would ridiculously giant bird poop every where How is Lee Sin boring compared to Sona I can confirm. I am currently with my phone, laptop and tv. I'm watching "The Prophecy" on Netflix. \_( I was there for the two nights that Dave Matthews was there. Sunday night topped the cake for me! That bong was massive Fucking dragons If u submitted a world transfer you could have got ur character I have both of them pierced so what does that make me? Why so? *WHAT???* I haven't heard about this, I can't believe it's a real thing! Seems really extreme or lets just neglect financial regulations in an open air exchange in the middle of manhattan? shit bro. you and I go way back. 4 hits available eh Did he have to think about it for a minute before arriving at that answer or did it seem like something he'd previously considered? What did you fire? An entire M107 Mag? That's insane I read it as 'Cheese anyone?'... was genuinely surprised when it was nothing what I expected That would be awesome. wooooow....just WOW Potatoes? Jesus looks like a manly Selena Gomez in this picture... please tell us where this is I guess if you REALLY like single player games, but I don't see the average player getting 20 hours, much less 50 hours, out of it when playing solo. Maybe a completionist That...isn't even a vasectomy.. that's just cutting your own balls off I had suggested a single trash talk post to push it all into one. Not a one day thing. Are you serious? Jerking it to my little pony porn really? But he's one of the most talented sniper in the universe o_O O_o O_o o_O O_o o_O O_o O_o o_O yeah i know it was cutting it close I shouldn't win any of them I voted for you Could it be that you have done nothing in regard to fund returns? There are several packs used? I think you seem to be missing the point here. Addicted to the shindig? > De serverer halal for at tage hensyn til fremmede, men det har ikke noget med tro at gøre. Ok, Torben. I see no traces of fruit or vegetables. that an effin epic match What if Token Girl character was Laura Croft? Explain this. Yup. I was actually really impressed with some of the stunts/graphics. When playing nunu and see their jungle GET smite makes me happy shit... my girlfriend works for a wealthy family. What if every one did this and used the same color O_o is that guys name bestiality Stalker but heyman can....... I used to cough when I was sick either on my hands (get lots of coverage on debit/credit cards or cash change) or on their cards directly if they sent them in to the gas station (we were full serve) Who the heck is this person? Well then, that's interesting Uh... thanks I guess? I never even heard of that subreddit 'til today Oh wow They're lovely pics, nice lighting and you guys look very happy. I can't see your husband's face in any of them, this personally would make me go My dad never swears, that was why it was a bit of a ' man.... I complain about the dutch government... but the english government fucking sucks Wait, you call yourself dorky but can't figure out how to paste a link? this would totally work. This is probably the cringiest video I've ever seen or NOT post updates When i was under 21 all i was good at was masterbating..... what am i doing with my life I do that too, but I don't point I just walk casually then say to my friends.. HOLY fuck he's tall Exposes himself! Huh? I don't get it... Condensed jarate Your thumb nail ......and I'm still staring... O__O can... ...can i be your friend please? <3 Wow Lol, in the red patch they're increasing the level cap for them This is so cool Ho. Ly. Crap. Um, yeah, glad you aren't with him anymore. seems a bit...unstable I just realized RVD backwards is DVR what is that armor? Is there a link to the post? Never seen it before Just realized that Eyrie might suffer the same faith as Harrenhal I don't even understand how this is possible. The platform at Minami-Urawa station (close to my house; been there many times) is completely straight, which means the gap is only about 8cm wide. My foot can't even fit through the gap sideways. gief Here's a fun fact: last year dota had 567k concurrent viewers (including china). Prior to TI2, the game averaged 80k players max. During TI2 it increased by about 50%. I've been trying to find twitch numbers so I can see those to compare with current player base, but I think it's safe to say that TI3 will have somewhere between 200-300k viewers (on twitch) throughout the event. I'm scared to predict what the finals will have for numbers, but I bet the concurrent # will be something like 1 million Haha, oops, I got mixed up I always wanna post some great thought I had... then I forget it When did you graduate? Maybe we went to school together omg But I only had time for 5 qualifying laps. I was thinking she could lean backwards and fall in the toilet They probably serve that in Dubai... So, in America, land of the free, you aren't even free to chose your own ISP? Haha I'm having like the opposite of the usual experience here - it didn't take me long to figure out that I only "eat a lot" some of the time; and now that I've set a target at 3200 kcal, I'm noticing my hunger more often than I'm accustomed to Uh. This isn't even vaguely close to a Mach-O file lol, I know, right? Didn't really realize the game's already been out as long as it has He looks like my best friends younger brother I got an email from Slate Digital as I was reading this you are using the exact same settings of MSI AfterBurner as I do Sometimes I wonder if the reason some of these people have such a beef with postmodernism is because they can't see how anyone would or should hold different beliefs than them. Wow, really? That was over three months ago lol sembay once banned me for no? reason, said he "accidentally pressed the wrong button" My son is, but it was his moms idea... I cringe just thinking about it oh god My god. Don't know how dark this is but I once asked my mom what happened to my uncle's (her brother) girlfriend that we all knew and LOVED. They didn't work out because he was too scared of commitment at the time but I loved this woman as a child and had man many find memories of her...my mom responds with "she became your grandfather's mistress." What I wanna know is this: HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET A SWORD IN A SCHOOL!!!! ONE FOR DISABLED TEENS AT THAT!!!! What if kenji got a hold of it I'm... Just... Japanese emoticons.. What. time to cl_utch it, but really...it makes me nervous on servers with team only spectator mode Wow, my mom had my father follow the nurses as they took me out of the delivery room for exactly this reason. Guess I can't laugh at my mom for being paranoid any more. What does redpill mean??? is this real ?? Is that real? i want to smoke with you guys one day...those ribs Ya also the part where Cecile said that it was chanting a name, and snake asks what name, and Cecile said she heard "Jack". And then snake is all like: This is true, but speaking from my own experience if I preorder an mmo, i wont be pre ordering another one in a month or two - maybe Six months ... one MMO takes up so much time already... imagine TWO They're adding ANIMAL CROSSING MAIL SYSTEMS to the game. If he's over there. Who's holding the cam..... MY GOD. I have no idea what anyone here is talking about CD-Rs, not DVDs? How did Sonic Adventure 2 fit onto a CD? Have learned not so much a dirty secret but found out, while working on my family's genealogy, that 1 of my relatives was one of the participants in the Salem Witch Trials... and by participant I mean she was one of the witches Woah O rly?! You *must* have 8% body fat or less. I have no clue what you're talking about. I have always wondered this! I once saw a girl take her EBT (food stamps) card out of her bra, followed by a whole bunch of change. Like, quarters nickels and dimes, enough to buy cigarettes. I was like " Better not be pain with my orgasms... I played a PUG game with one a while ago - Javelin Kroguard. At the time I recognized his name from the BSN. I don't recall now but I do remember it wasn't as successful as my Shockwave Batarian Huzzah for you! I had the same experience with coworkers mentioning weight loss around the 2 week mark as well. I'm anxious to see what the scale says, but I know I purchased BRAND NEW PANTS right before I started, and they now fit loosely. I might have to get new ones how? are you serious? I think navigating to reddit is harder than getting THAT low of an elo...not trying to be mean lol, not saying I'm diamond but what are you honestly doing in those games? Ok so you can get support tickets for Evon/Ellen for 14 silver each or 10 for 1 gold... so in other words the wealthy... the 1%... can determine the election. Why are almost all questions about our penis or sex You leave Durham out of anything that is wet and being dreamed about by republicans! This is always why I'm concerned about having friends on FB who never talk to me. I delete those types of people every six months or so, and a few of them always notice and add me back, then go back to never talking to me. I'm always wondering if they're just doing it so they can keep looking at my photos or something. No, where did you get that impression from? Turns out my mom is actually my sister. I didn't even get a diploma for finishing high school My reaction to the badger video: TIL How fucked up is that movie? If you were getting overtime at time and a half that would have been a whopping $3.20 and hour You just made me realize: without nofap I'd have fapped around 100 times in the last few months... what a difference Yeah. I can make the nicest, most neutral comment, and someone will downvote it for some reason. There's... there's a wingsuit? I MUST finish this game. Runescape Yeah. It was kind of bull shit to have to pay a sub fee and xbox live to play FFXI and PSU. But thankfully it was my friends xbox and I only had to pay half the sub fee. LOVE ME CHROMAKEY LOVE ME. Haha just yesterday evening I've been literally insulted for first picking Lux He helpfully answered a question! Downvote him! its like reddit never talks about obama the nsa or banks.. It looks like gum to me, but I'm not entirely sure. Haha, I love how the subject of the video is how this cracked out woman is making the flight awkward for this poor man and we are all like I live on Whipple Avenue I've always been curious - what is it about the ass? Oh god, its like you read my mind Somebody woke up feeling all rapey. WB Lili? O_O My god. All Nidalee's O_O imagine a higly perfected snipe team, 5 spears into the same other nidalee... Yay! Another runner! :) I run about 15 to 25 miles a week, too! Signing up for my first half marathon this October. What possible reasoning could go behind this? Oh. Ooooh. Oooooooh hmmmm Yeah. Having to do an animation for every skill on every champion... This is pretty awesome I exited the game, and now the game didn't even exist. I think you're the Filipino version of me I love it. But, but. The biggest issue for me is that it messes with my bad habit of clicking the left side of the screen to reset my scroll position. I really need to find a way to fix that.. (or just stop doing it same Poni we had? Oh my gosh, i didn't think people could screech that high and still form words Apparently they did...with heroin Has Guarin been lifting weights? A new dungeon somewhere in the future. I will bet on it. omfg do want! It is the bunny/rabbit that is talking, not her. Bart only explained it 2-5 seconds after we first heard it on the stream, so I was like wtf Wait what..? What contest..? 16 fps Wow... A nice retort, but I have a question. Where would you send the letter? This man is my great-great uncle. I haven't heard about him in years... I wanted to surprise the people at Slayer Tower, but apparently if you go too close to it you get teleported in the girl who voiced her in season 1, was ELIZA THORNBERRY I'm not sure what the difference is Or you Holy hell, I made a mistake there - just to make sure I dont mis-inform people, will edit my post directly It's GLORIOUS You know what, it's *weird* seeing the Riders this good. The 2007 Grey Cup was a good win, but since then they've been meh at best... I'm not used to feeling good about my team i think my dog is a vaporeon because she loves water I read that as Johnny Depp I saw Rampage die. Does that mean gold? you should try to get a few keys from that Every Jordan outing, it is a matter of time before an error. 3rd play for me! I was just chatting with a co-worker about this song the other day! I still want a bedroom with a moving floor Would " Same with Mike Tyson actually, if memory serves me correctly, he beat the shit out of an old lady once after carrying her groceries to her door. And the _really_ awkward voice commands Wtf are the BeNeLux countries doing in their corner at night Wh-What did I just watch?! WHY YOU RUIN PERFECT VAGINA WITH FISH!?!?!? I think that I tend to be my own support system rather than relying on others. I didn't grow up with family who encouraged activity or healthy eating and had to learn all of this on my own as an adult. I'm an introvert through and through, so you could say a lot of my experiences tend to stay internal. I do draw motivation from seeing others, like friends or people in my husband's family, taking their health seriously. My work environment is really frustrating because on the one hand there is an underlying "Live healthy!" attitude, but that amounts to pats on the back for choosing fruit over cheesecake (or a small slice instead of a huge one in addition to the fruit) at the many work receptions and potlucks, or for doing yoga once a week. When I don't take anything from the mounds of baked goods provided every other day, I am stuck answering uncomfortable questions about my diet. I was reading a thread somewhere else in the 90daysgoal that talked about people being supportive of getting healthy *but not too healthy* or else people start to get jealous and standoffish (read: self-conscious and guilty). That really resonated with me. As another example, someone I work with, who I would not label "fit," found out that I am working out every day, and they started lecturing me about how it isn't good for your body to exercise every day. How do you know it's a son?! this is EXACTLY what i want right now Moved back to Cali. Nope, I'm a violent offender. Wut? I was pretty young when I read The Golden Compass (Nothern Lights, wasn't it called? Are your kids not Seahawks fans? Oh my word... she looked into the back of the car. And even though it was her own property, she knew she'd have to take it in...FOR STATE INSPECTION!! Wat I knew someone was gonna describe me in here. You even got my physical description Holy crap spanishdict sucks I upvoted this to 666 points. Holy fuck, I know her.... They are getting rid of the top hat? Holy shit dat flak at 2:20. I'm not sure. Is it the same license plate number? Is your truck a very common one? If so, then yes. This doppelgänger could be dangerous, or it could be in the same situation you are. And think that you are a doppelgänger. I don't know. This is like inception with doppelgängers. Thirsty? I can't say I'm thirsty? Have you ever owned a cat? Ok, long story short: I saw a zombie in Warm Bodies that looked like Rick from The Walking Dead. Ah.. Karma to be looted. Took screenshot. Mspaint red circle and arrow. Upload to imgur. Examine for posterity...huh.. wait...what Rude. I bet your kitten is the cat's meow! ^^^(That ^^wasn't ^^meant ^^to ^^be ^^creepy ^^ Glad I sold mine while back.. White House spokesman Jay Carney said in a late-night statement. "This blunt approach is not the product of an informed, open or deliberative process." That wrinkled my brain That's a rule. You're lazy because you want to go to work? Edit: had a creepy copy and paste accident Is no one asking how she is getting tagged by strangers on Facebook? ... did someone check to make sure he was ok? Maybe he got shot or something. ( "QUARTERLY! That 2 v 1 against Leona and Irelia Can I be your friend You should have joined siegefleets, I got 5 safe spots and 250K of gate bookmarks in most of fountain now How the hell did he beat you when he had almost no structure remaining What? You mean not everyone has seem the Hobbit yet? Hey there. It's my first post in this Daily threads. I really like this subforum, I try to help too, I'm not the best, I also have my problems. How are you? One question, if there's a difficult topic you don't really have any advices, is it ok to just wish luck in a post, or is it so-called shitposting with no reason? :D It's totally OK if it is. I also had an argument with a guy, I can't really understand what was he about, he had a problem with finding a job, he wrote me a private message saying sarcastic stuff after I wrote to send lots of e-mails to different companies. Then I told him to relax and he went full on cursing on me, it was weird Wat. Oh good lord, pony-ear headbands? I can't wait to see the Japanese fanart of that. dat resolution ALIENS ( There are still places in the world where checks are in use The Bezels my worst recipe was a lemon chicken recipe.. so.much.lemon.. there's a debate on whether or not she is a husky. She used to live Alaska...I think? I need to ask my dad the back story again. He told me years ago, I just can't remember. She gimps when she moves around because one of her back feet is missing a few...parts. or when it's erased from the archives??? I just wanna point something out about makeup at the gym. Whenever I'm wearing makeup at the gym it's because I've just left work and went straight to the gym without removing my makeup, and its waterproof so I dont have to worry about it leaking all over my face. Not because I put on makeup to go to the gym. Just. ..throwing that out there.. This is so true So many Its crazy that Minecraft has been such a long AND successful fad. These numbers are astonishing. And this doenst include the other HUGE Minecraft players. That's salmon? Looks so white Just in case, I'd invest in blinds lol le EPIC turn back now meme FTW!!! XD I could go with that. It was so dry that it literally became the Sahara, and blew away in the breeze That was a really well-done narrative. Subject matter was Quella a lato è Anna Tatangelo? Hehehe, you have no idea how much it bothers me as well, which is why I actually breathed a huge sigh of relief when I realized that it wasn't meant to be historical. Of all the stumbling stones on my way back to faith, I think this would be like a raging river on my path if anything. If anything I think I would lose faith if it turned out that they committed herem, because herem is an atrocious act Do progress pics work if you go from "Hot" to "Hot"? I got everything connected, the second one shows up as a network, but it's locked with a password Can't focus... The wall is not tight is that a Graceland reference? >Grandfathers pink chicken. Sometimes they don't even have that champion shown on my friend list in game and if she does start up a conversation, what does that mean More commonly known as? Never heard it as that, I own it and have only seen Game of Things. I can't imagine a scenario of poop-and-scooping where I'd want to get that close to something potentially much wetter than it looks with something as thin as a pocket tissue. you do it bareback then pull out to put on a condom? Why would a Digimon play Kratos? When i played mid for like a week last season I really REALLY enjoy farming, I'm not a big fan of roaming on any champion, even though I understand the importance and benefits and blah blah blah... I mean, If I'm playing Ahri and Ori backs when I hit 6, I'm gonna go top because i'm Ahri yup same here How does this work? It reads like the equivalent of a House staffer started screaming their opinion during floor debates. She's a Secretary? She's not am elected official, right? In our jeans.... In fact, last season, Lions wide receivers as a group were tackled 23 times at or inside the 5-yard line. Sounds like the prof has also been using Margaret for his experiments... Wtf is going on in this picture It's not like i wanted to take them , I was already ahead with the kills I got at first Why on earth would someone post in a subreddit of people whose whole purpose of the sub is that we don't want kids, to ask about parenting and lifestyle strategies for having kids? I had no idea that shedding velvet was a bloody ordeal. I thought it just.... came off. I don't think there's any solution. You got banned, I guess you deserve it. Although, I have trouble believing you can get banned from steam for having torrented a game It...actually WAS Darude - Sandstorm Plate sharing fee? Since when was Ontario a state? I just find way more fascinating the fact that there is a spider who hunts underwater. I smell a pedant that's a week worth of calories You just sent John Miller, hall of fame broadcaster, home. Quotes from history's greatest speeches should be printed on the asses of yoga pants, right? That's what it will take to inform the masses... Those neutral deaths No shit?! Dare I say.... captivating... Why is it not available in Germany? I only see the M7 and A-20 platooning with tier 7 light tanks Maybe you'll slowly kill your dad as your mom gets better Did you make this OMG Dat first goal my bong wasn't even 150 ...there are tangible benefits (read: non spiritual) benefits to being religious? no it's not Ted's eyes, though The miqo'te male... /surprise? /shock? I am not sure, one of those, is like the most hilarious hands-under-chin-in-paws-shape ever. I went Ah, I see so he was just mellow. I get it now: it's okay for him to be stoned all the time, but "holy shit" if you wanna have a drink. Don't you hate how they want you to justify being drunk...whilst you are drunk? It seems like they want you to make the most sense and have the most intelligent conversation, providing an almost Master's Thesis explanatory conclusion for why you drink....WHILE YOU ARE DRUNK. Dah fuck is that all about? Nude Beach? Why does it say e.t. ? Chrome extension "Dictionary of Numbers" has that for your name ..what reviews were YOU reading O_O i think i saw a japanese Voldemort at 2:10 In his defense, he didn't say anything about Alabama... where at? I call BS. Contra is hard as hell to beat, the average gamer would quit long before the end That grammar This feeling (the unfounded terror new writers have of having their amateur works plagiarized) is the same one that founds the "OMGPEOPLEARELOOKINGATME does all that pressure hurt I was thinking the food as some sort of sacrifice THAT'S NOT HOW REAL VAGINAS WORK How the hell do you have room for a turbo charger, an intercooler and a motor under that tiny hood? That would make Fast and Furious 5 an orgy... It reminded me of Papillon's butterfly *speedo*. not sure what game you're playing... Rin's less awkward than Emi's? Well I'm playing on my acc right now, so not sure why you have that tag, unless you know something I don't The rest of the Box that had the Spectral Tiger in it was decent for me... Couple decent rares and a few bad ones (Mass Teleport, I'm looking at you It's like Curb Your Enthusiasm... only the President.. and not a Jew... i... i... just want to eat it DAE think that the POTUS should not have to check his own suit pockets before his suits are sent out for dry cleaning? Wait did someone actually give you a key? You sir made a deal of a lifetime Man I want this as my text message ring tone Wait until you take a bus down to Mattapan/ashmont. Well I know what I'm doing now I guess if I was slightly more endowed, I'd have this concern. Jeff Bridges as his Rooster character in a new Ghostbusters movie. I'm surprised there's no teemo plushie Cant tell if bug or just typical Latin American fuck ups You seriously pasted and then copied? I think we just witnessed the birth of ... Zen Wolf I do too. This heron can pull it off way better than I can though! When mine gets bad it just looks like I'm on some serious drugs That is one feisty turtle. Robin bush? >My friend was watching that and ended up dropping it because he got bored. I wonder why they would make it 26 episodes even though it would be much much better as a 12 episode show? He's had 3 years.. Why? Woah. Well, all I can say is that I too have paisley ties, but mine are over 20 years old. o_O O_o o_O O_o o_O O_o o_O O_o o_O I'm Asian but I have "...for now..." jesus the voice of Vi sucks in whatever the language it is That is kind of very odd.... my Statistics final was on my birthday this year as well. This is all the sit I do at parties! I felt awkward seeing Soyul wearing that dress. Too.. much.. skn exposure.. It's like she was naked i like that, rez slug. I had one a few hours before i was supposed to go take the driving test then after i toked it i was like Damn Chen... 75% winrate wtf? A parody of a parody? I read it as MyMethLab On the spring break one, the girl on her knees looks like she has a penis I cant help myself and placed 4 rares on MiTH because I want that ward That's exactly how I imitate southern US accent... Mother of god. I will never look at maoams the same again. yeah i was under teh assuption that someone who is a better player plays the lower account to raise it >I don't remember I might be Naked Yoda. I think I may just be missing something, but in all of the pictures where the flesh has fallen off... It's in a cone shape. ... Tomato is a fruit? That guy wasn't even wearing a helmet Good God. I have no words. Really? That's super cheap. Jace alone is that price I cannot handle this epic fusion of Beetus and Shingeki no Kyojin reference. Plot twist- Are we sure it wasn't sasha? Jizzm is that you? You are... Very good looking... I don't even get why you're here. So do roads cost 1 GPT per tile of road to maintain? I thought that it was 1GPT for an entire road between cities Uhh... That 5th screencap. What is that female Charr doing to that bear?! wtf. FUCK THIS SHIT! Shit - sorry that happened to you. I never once felt even close to being threatened As a new golfer - I am so confused. What do you guys use this for and why do you guys (men) wear compression wear while golfing? Figured it out. Someone switched all the databases to Simple recovery mode yesterday for some reason What if it turned into a shart PLUS a snart... HOLY SHIT! Morrowind IS west. No, it's just a "meh". Some people are overreacting so fast Trabajabas una quincena por video juego It's a bit... French She sat right next to us at the Italian restaurant a block from the convention center don't play any cod? aren't good games anyway They must obviously be indoctrinated by the Patriarchy Why is this being downvoted? So you basically value all of those casters over Montecristo? Same here! Oh my glob its like we're twins!!!!! ( thanks for clarifying that one.. I can't insult myself? Even though I'm due in Oct, if this one is anything like my daughter I could have about a month to a month & a half left. Not nearly 3 months Wait...a cop, having broke the law, has been fired AND is facing criminal charges? Is it just me or is anyone else missing the gimmickless belts like the older riders? Things like the Gaia Memories and the OOOs coins were good and even the Switches and Rings were good but... Lock seeds? Locks... with fruit? wat? I used to have a lorikeet that was half blue mountain and half scaly breasted. Beautiful, friendly, playful birds! She laid giant eggs Death holes everywhere I DESERVE IT Looks purple from the back Lombardozzi sorcery???? It's a joke? Or are you particularly sensitive to penis sizes for some reason. More like "Hulk". Holy shit, you were that close to a full 5k in week six? well isnt that relevant. Sweaty feet are sexy ;) !!! Now I know What I liked is double standard on whose sign impacts the others' property. The passengers that died:78. The passengers that were proclaimed dead in the 1944 censored incident: 78 Someone pls make a gif of jacky eating the watermelon I know this problem. for me League started getting unfun at sometime and I started losing even more. For the moment I quit playing it myself, because watching livestreams like Voyboys or meteos' stream are still fun. Maybe one day, I'll start to play again and level up a second account to get back on my level again. (I wanted to test out fizz yesterday and I even realised that I forgot the controls of the game I think I'm with you. I thought I was a Tool fan until now. Fuck it, I don't have that kind of dedication. like me. Ye I found out, had some golden color for a mask, that lone to put on costed like 228k maybe it's price anchoring to get more people to buy the nexus10? Oh lord why did I click I did not know these existed. Yes. Has been for the past 27 years Why does the score say 0-11 in your 2nd screenshot? "With GoGirl, the world is your toilet." Who downvotes something like that? You're acting as if I'm living by this rule... Even your soul? But the eyes.. the EYES!!! It's called **choice** "*you might feel this*" So... I opened this picture and my phone crashed Almost thought it was Original Content fair. Like, the Reddit definition of OC. What is she doing with those tubes? They can SING now? My SO wants to key his car.......... I'm not sure how to respond to that. Do you hit 100% GIR? Hes alright its wrong? i solved it like that the first time, too Tell me you're just a novelty account! That'd be badass. I love Ziggs already... If they added some more depth to his W with this.... My turnip prices are currently at 556 if you wanna work something out That video makes me want to own a helicopter, so many beautiful places you can just fly to, land and have lunch or something Anyone else not like that the article referred to it as the "Senior Season" of the show. With luck they just meant because it was the fourth, but what if they said that because it will be the last? Well that is one way to Jailbreak your iPhone. Looks like a penis Someone pissed in his cornflakes, that's for sure. Nope, but I've driven through Kingman a few times. Is it just like the movie? Oh my. If you really want a NAS 110 there is one near me for sale. Cheap too. Only $90k Usd. /r/mechanicalkeyboards would dig the everything out of this. Pretty sure this is the first major manufacturer sampler that comes in such a nice little kit. It's come to steal your essence Same reason why I got sick after 30 seconds on the roller coaster demo for the Oculus Rift The artist seems to have a thing for rotation, curves, and spheres Do I have any chance of playing my original comment off as sarcasm now? I completely agree. Plus the anime is amazing too! Dat opening Omg...my grandma told me when she was a little girl they would use cow piss for chapped lips...ill just use chapstick just wow oh... I'm so dumb. I read that as american. Tesla Are there more of these?! NO!!! Don't move to riverside we don't need your kind here that would still make them $90 a disc Looks like a cube or triangle shaped silicone implant Jellybean is a pedo term? And what happens 10% of the time? I was taught it did Jeez that's high quality That's nice. I'd actually rather have no real life friends on Reddit, I don't want my deep dark secrets out there Or that works too Apparently he can hit doubles I've NEVER seen the tag belts before.. What in god's name are you putting in your oatmeal that you need nanobots to get back out? I'm an immigrant, and I thought my parents were a little strict. After reading these comments, nevermind Did a bot just fix another bot's comment? I have no source or confirmation for this, but I was told there is a wait list for this school most of the time. Many children on the list are still in utero Whoops. the black lands make me sad and scared... You'll find out if in 7 months, you don't remember loving to sing.. Then it's a conspiracy. This sounds like a story that needs to be told Boobies That looks fantastic. I don't think I'd seen that one before Well, this is news to me. WITCHES Can't unsee Neither. I thought they lived in china. Does she have sticky tape wrapped around her front legs Bugsy is a guy... It's my Text-Tone too. I almost always forget to turn it off when I pick up my grandpa from dialysis. I just hope he has never understood it. He's yet to say anything.. Have... have you not watched the Justice League?? It's still shocking to me Youtube started in 2005. I just saw the trailer, it blew my mind ...so... you only broke up 3-4 months ago, continued to have sex after that and now, she's engaged...wait...wat?! Where do you live? I did do it once when he was in the shower but only with the curtain drawn How do you find elementalists utilities lacking That's kinda disturbing. How were you planning on getting a command block on a server Did you say laser , as in laser pointer I've smoked three year old spliffs. How did he get the banes in his opponent's main? I wish golden lotus was that cheap on my server. What would be the difference between having to enter a code or making the purchase Cazzo, in parlamento ci si divertiva di brutto, ai tempi Who is that? No. You can go around saying you're almost 20. F1, banks & vacation for the rich... I didn't even know there was a secret rare hyper librarian There are terrible terrible things in murky African rivers. *TERRIBLE THINGS!* I don't understand why i7t12 got more popular than /r/coderage. Fuck me How is she getting to them? Does she run into them while you're out walking or are they coming into the yard or something? Come to think of it.. I've never seen myself and Batman in the same place at the same time.. If you go on the right day, you may even meet Neil DeGrasse Tyson. That isn't a friend, and you should tell the girl about the crap he has been pulling before he ruins her life. That's still about 50% of their spending. That's a good amount Next time I see someone doing this, I'm just gonna get everything scanned and pay and pack them.... Watch the jerk going all Fucking lasers Why is there lemon? I.Fucking. Love . this film So we should defend the pedophiles because we might be next? Do you want an explanation? Yes he was too distracted to hear her, in the book he still doesn't but one of the other slavers is like Never? first thing I think of when I see this.....Monty Python and the holy grail. Especially considering what happened at the end of A Dance With Dragons what the fuck am I looking at [](/shiningarmor " You were supposed to tell me I'm pretty! I ordered a m14 fat pack from them and received it the day they said it would ship out I've been seeing "Facebook finds" recently, do you guys have Facebook friends that are selling old games? Or are there classifieds you can find on Facebook? Copy/Paste anyone? In the comics or the movies? The comics it all depends on the artist. I don't really recall the first Wolverine movie as I thought it was not that good wat. 100% pick/ban rate in lcs and pretty much perma banned in ranked and you think she's balanced Isn't Bill Bailey a pornstar? lol, i saw that and was like: 6' 11" ? Rewarded for watching the TV show while playing the game WTF!? ( Well fuck me sideways, TIL. I know! I have friends who claim they saw the devil's eyes one night! I was there.. and red tail-lights shining from outside moved across the wall *right* where the devil was before! There is such a thing as Ratting bots wtf No. Uhm, I get BKB on anti mage in half of my games @kithNYC $65. they have them online too, but for $75 + $14 shipping It somehow made it to the Xbox 360. I don't even remember what movie we are talking about. Wot I don't even understand how men 50-100lbs heavier were getting on with no issue. Was my seat messed up, or do they not have dicks? Tried? Succeeded is more like it. Like, I'm jealous. Wow. This was nothing like that. You make 23,115 pounds look good! better than what? It is a little different from just using Finder with Android and Microsoft's sync program isn't the greatest thing ever...but for my money, it's better than the Windows version ( Gymnastics shoe? There was a kid name Shithead...no joke....pronounce (Shi-teed)....I was very much i find him super annoying but he has his fans and that is fine. Good that more people here from Oculus and the scene at 1.45-1.50 would have killed me O_o. Holy shit. wtf? Wow. Is this real? If it is...then, again... Good lord her deadlifting progress is staggering. Hell she's only about 70lbs off from my max now, and I probably have 100lbs on her What is its intended purpose? So far I have seen random and ridicules things at every turn. Says someone with the username real_weird I like it, but I've never seen a forklift that tall before ...this is a thing?!! Watch her nose The internet costs more per ounce than filet mignon yep! I watched it every sunday as a kid. I didn't even realize they weren't american despite the obvious accents Aaaaand, thank you for the nightmares. Where the hell do you people live where random strangers touch you? Boring Fact: Something similar happened in northern California (except it was toxic sea weed) in the 1920s and it inspired Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds". Bingo. I line it up with It said ~~3~~ 1 Mal Cyber End for some reason. I really like the tomRtoe-tune I cant tell if they are trolling, abc is doing it, or wacko nutjob it has a copyright on the bottom Since when is Sacramento NorCal? ...exactly how tall are you? C9 has a 90% win ratio Exactly my point. People jump on the heats dick as soon as they start doing good. And I thought the lakers was Kobe. There's other players? Started off with the Harlem Shake playing and it was two people 69ing and then the guy would lock his legs around her neck and force her down. I was kinda chuckling until she started hitting him, then jumped off and started crying. Then the camera man spit on her and called her a whore and I just sat there with a boner and asked myself what the fuck was wrong with me. I was looking at Toyo 35" MT's when I level mine... They were like $1,300ish Why not? U can TUMBLE through a Wall? Cmon! Dafuq? Did you just crane your arms around and hold it open the whole time you were shitting? Which one are you in the picture That ass. Is my head really shaped that funny? I have never heard of sweating out color. I should downvote you for questioning the humor in this That's funny because I'm 5'9" too. ( 0/7/3 Xpecial. C9 please have mercy what the fuck I was at an O's/Sox game at OPACY a few weeks ago. There was a family of Sox fans in front of me. They were fine and making small talk with everyone in our area. But when they started chanting "Let's go Red Sox!" I countered with "Go Home Red Sox!" Fairly typical, light hearted and nothing mean was meant by it. Oh no, the mom got mad at me. "What are you saying? Why are you saying that? That's rude!" My mom use to talk to me about demons and how every decision we make causes life or death. Are we supposed to put the answers here? I have! I was so blown away! My mind is now trying to wrap itself around that as a game... Never heard of PATA... Corrosive reliably informs me that it's what I'd call IDE... which brings me to my next point... Y U USE IDE? It's 2013... My buddy used to use the multiple flush routine. One time he got up to 5 flushes...wat Is that his 2nd hit in the majors? I cannot process this! Geebus, BBQ Bed & Yoshi Egg is what I got. TIL Oh JEBUS. You can't ask me this! I don't even want to contemplate it You want better exclusive games, but you choose *Xbox*..? "Nekromantia käytännössä" One of us. Did u realize that its like the time when he lost his daughter in the beginning of the game? Anything with Shroud. I was a new player. That was only last year too Yea because you never have to read their heros animations to dodge shit... Especially because im chillin in my bed Ah~ that would be greatly appreciated! Herc throw, Anubis wrap, Ne Zha disc, Apollo basic attacks for some reason, Ymir Blink into an immediate stun, Fenrir's brutalize (DON'T ASK! I can Loki ult without fail i one time went on omegle and *didn't* see some tubby dude's junk! Actually that looks great How did he write his name on papers? freaking goosebumps just from reading the title I haven't even heard of that I saw him playing him lcs and he did very well with it I think this probably stemmed from the video of the guy trying to catch the huntsman spider in his garage, so I naturally assumed that they were EVERYWHERE I dont even know how that makes any sense as an answer to the memes OP posted Barclay's with... Anthony Hopkins Anyone else think that the lady to the right of the woman on the phone looks like a man in drag? Yeah... That saying of how mums have eyes in the back of their heads? Well, your kid has them. Even when they're covered with a paper bag. Is it red, because he is Jesus? Sycho Sid Madlife a god damn god! Flash over to blue and hook that kennen fully blind Mirrors? I said nothing about that film... ...Are you running Start8 on 8.1? Out of curiosity, how many people have messaged lane00? Why are all the comments exactly the same? I thought this was a Warhammer 40K drawing at first He mourns?..... So, robot Silver Samurai was... a good thing? I put my tomatoes on a timer while I was gone for 3 weeks, and left my niece in charge of everything else. She killed all of it. Well, I never really created those. Those ones were always dysfunctional pricks. In the beginning, I actually thought this was a PR stunt....until Rick Ross did a radio interview and said the ring is worth about a half a mil I wish you could be in multiple covenants but sadly you can't, at least not officially. I'd do anything for the Fair Lady; her story is sad and heartwarming and the whole murder thing :/. That being said, Gwyndolin also has my loyalty! All of us have sinned but I try to make the world a better place by removing sin rather than perpetuating it...or maybe I have some innate spider/tentacle fetish that I'm unaware of I'm sure she's fine... Clay Mathews better than DWare? Yeah, it seems like that would make sex turn into a game of not putting your own mom in your mind Holy crap. that is a really creepy and cool thought. How did you get control of the cameras? Wonder if to much make up counts... Aatrox and kayle are considered as troll picks in Korea, wtf is happening in Europe WTF? Gambit vs. Fnatic At first I thought it was one of those failed panorama pictures Lip piercing? Huh CHRIST ON A BIKE. Wow haters Would the QT-client SMS your phone? Toward the end, I thought the guy in the white shirt was going to be pinned against the wall by the taxi But what if being a jack of all trades is what you've mastered? ...there's a name for that? Haha, feel like I might be a little intimidated by bears "act cool act cool act cool" -> Holy shit... I have Reynaud's too but I'm female and it only effects my fingers. I can't even imagine having that weird pins and needles feeling on your junk. You could be on to something!! absolutely incredible Yepyep. From Hyrule just arrived in Hyrule Hannibal is the one I've re-read the most, so I bet you're right. I just think he's so god damn romantic in that book. That's a sliced pork chop No goddamn way. Somewhere else on reddit someone said something about never doing heroin because they read Trainspotting. About 30 min later I saw it on Netflix and decided to check it out. I saw your comment, *the top post*, and started wincing every time I saw the baby. I don't know if I want to keep watching. I'm not sure whether you're joking or just retarded. Wait, so that guy actually *had* child porn on his PC? Glad you like them! I had ants in my pants when I went hunting for something worthy to send you! It does say it's a cross-post... I thought you guys died I can't remember TSM streaming on own3d so? If a person should regularly inspect him skin and tweeze them Why would you get your lips reduced? Just imagine the way a bicycle is going to be destroyed when an 18 wheeler runs it over.pieces everywhere,wheels detached and smashed,bendted metal. You're pretty sharp...! I have a damaged cervix from a prior surgery. I believe this has made these kinds of procedures much more painful for me. Labour, if I get pregnant, should be particularly painful... My girlfriend in high school spread rumors that I had a tiny penis, in hopes that it would make me undesirable to other girls. (Apparently, I was hers, my self esteem be damned. Daaamn... We won't let you live this down Skyrocketing food prices, global water shortages, and teetering on the brink of runaway climate change doesn't affect people directly?? As someone who is two-three week of coming off my first cycle, are you telling me I don't actually have to cycle off... I can just stay on? I dunno how McKenry prevented that from being mailed into the backstop Why would you only put 2GB RAM in a new computer? Everything I can think of is server stuff. Maybe cctv server hook up some cameras. Could hook up a digital telephony card in it and learn how to use Asterisk or some other opensource PBX software. Just maybe a for funsy server to do other things, VoIP, Instant messenger server (w/ jabber or something). Minecraft Where are you from that they have Coca-Cola Light? I've never seen that So it's the end of Junior year in high school. I'm sitting in economics class, having just taken my final, I was relaxing chatting with a couple friends (everyone is done with the test at this point), when all the sudden the vice principal comes in and asks me to come out and speak with him. Confused, I offer him my backpack as I realize that we were not allowed to bring our backpacks to school on the days of finals. He continues to insist that I step outside. At this point I'm starting to get suspicious. I exit and the assistant vice principal and the resource officer are there as well. Okay, something really wrong is up, I start to get nervous. The resource officer asks me to put my hands on the wall so she can frisk me. I comply, sweating bullets all the while. After I'm frisked and cleared, I'm led to sit on the back of their golf cart and driven around to the front of the school and lead into the principal's office. They sit me down and, **here's the rumor**, point blank ask me: "Colin, why did you say that you were going to bring a gun to school and shoot everyone you could?" MFW: I can't see you. How do I know you actually exist? If you could do a full translucent themed set I'd totally grabby-hands. :D Actually really tempted to get the mana/health bottle keys if for nothing else than to breakup the keys. Shiny... Sure you don't mean "sell" ? That's a lot of packing tape. Damn, apparently I sleep around a lot more than I thought I did. same! this is too creepy I remember reading about this. He asked for workers comp because his leg got fucked in the accident Whoah... you are NOT 17 That's also scary So many of us Florida Transplants Yeah I just checked and somehow there's an ad on the visitors page What happens when you get allergies and have to sneeze a lot? As odd as this is, I'm a leftie, and I've always used scissors with my right hand Funny enough, people give me this same rumor and I've probably done less than them with a girl. Hell some girls refuse to date me because they believe I'm a player Oh man... I am also subscribed to /r/depression, and I didn't make the title's connection to /r/wicked_edge in time, so my eyes lit up like fireworks Femi-barbie Do modest people also have no hands? My junior year of high school my sister and I both took French class but we had different periods. My class was actually after hers later in the day. One day there was a very cranky substitute filling in for our teacher. And apparently he had got onto my sister for talking in class. So when I got in there, I sat down, having no idea that had happened. And he looks at me and raises his voice "What are you doing back in here!? Are you here to cause more trouble?" I was like Kitty isn't happy. I buried this in the back of my mind... and you dug it back up... THE TOOTHBRUSH!!! Well, that's a first. Or he just has a lot of normal wins like me. I'm diamond 3 with 70 wins but I still have over 2k normal wins so I didn't really learn super fast Funny thing about that. My lady is MTF. I used to steal her clothes when she was presenting as a dude. Now she steals my mine. The tables have turned, my friend. The tables have turned... erm i think i posed that reply on the wrong thread He told you "to go home and hurt [your]self"? So I see these comments saying it reacts this way because "of the salt in the soy sauce", but that still means it is alive? i pay less in a year Those eyes And now even a car is better then me in bed The difference between 3 months and 5 months completely took me by surprise Why are you mining with a hammer? That seems inefficient. I can't sleep now. Not quite sure how to answer that as I'm not sure if you're being serious It is also the Russian word for tea (чай). Unless Afghan guys add _something_ there, chai is supposed to be regular tea, is it not? You could just remove every button but heavy kick from bipson then What if the doctor is the woman and the nurse is the guy? And it all unfolds in some horrible twist of events with the nurse ripping a mask off, only to reveal that HE is the nurse and SHE is the doctor! And you have no way of getting out of it Why the hell would they rub the meat in sugar? OH. MY. GOD. She stays at the office. She was a stray that someone found near the building and brought her in (there's an enormous amount of stray cats and dogs in this city). Accordingly, she's still somewhat feral and isn't very nice. You can't pet her without her trying to draw blood Lollipop Chainsaw was the first game in a looong time to actually make me say "what the FUCK?" out loud.. When I rescued a survivor, and he informed me he'd be fapping about it later. I'm so fucking happy it's not night anymore. That fucked me up especially ladies and menfolk with bulge photos I just got two bottle of this. What is it about pillow fights that turns Sims into hunchbacks? Also, those living doll things are creepy... Why is that telescope pointing the other direction? In my state they solved that problem by requiring the windows to be water tight. The firemen fill the well with water and the kids just float to the top where they are rescued. But did he say 'pop the queers like a balloon'? Is Davion really that...short? No pants Bought our first house. Being a first-time homeowner is terrifying and exciting all at the same time! It also takes a lot of work, apparently. I'm going to be spend a good portion of today staining the back deck. Reported for what? I'd swear that I remember Diamondprox playing Shyvana Gotta go rewatch Digimon season 1 and 2 now Host mom was asking if we wanted to fight before we went to bed. We were confused, asking her why we would do that. Turns out, she was asking whether we wanted to shower. I had surgery on my hand and when they took the surgical dressing off two weeks afterwards the wound was all scabby and gross and didn't look so good. The PA kind of drew back involuntarily and said "How long has it been like that?" They look like Ken and Barbie dressed as Link and Zelda. so.. you never change underwear at all My husband accused me of sticking my gut out the other night (actually I had just had a lot of water to drink). I told him, "no, THIS is sticking my gut out", relaxed my abs and my belly got much bigger. His eyes went like this: expect a shitstorm of hate if Gambit loses this one I'm on a mobile and can't see all comments, but in case the correction hasn't been made, I believe you meant to say "That Earth contains the only living beings in the universe or it does not. Crazy both ways you think about it." But yes - never thought about it before that way. There HAS to be something else living out there. Probability alone proves that. Right? RIGHT...? ( 9 meals!? Those are like 1000 calories each! That would feed me 3 square meals a day for a week Was sitting at a bar with a friend after finals, and we were discussing how you forget to eat or sleep when studying for finals. This guy drinking next to us at the bar heard our conversation, taps my shoulder, and yells, "You should try meth! It'll keep you going for hours!" Needless to say we were very that looks amazing! good job! I'm getting my Dawes Renown back from the paint shop this week (touch wood!) this has just made me so much more excited for that day. Youre spot on though about the money though haha it really racks up surprisingly quick (also my first renovation/ time fully stripping a bike! i think mines gona cost me at least 5x what i paid for the bike which is ridiculous haha I got all irritated and ended up formatting the the SD card ...are you hamster? Aaah that sounds good<3 Especially with the weather at the moment in europe .. I have a hard time justifying any other game but Dominion cause my group likes it so much What about Herc's boulder? I think you're exaggerating. I've never seen a train that bad in Poland Wellp. I think I'm done here. Congratulations, Zaeyde; it's the middle of the afternoon and I'm officially creeped the fuck out. I accidentally took a SS on my first char ever, at level 1. I found it once and was like I may have just lost vision in my left eye... I dunno maybe it's an american thing but I know nobody who had unplanned children McDonalds(Don't eat there), Wal Mart(try not to shop there, will usually go without before going), Comcast(stuck with them where i live sadly), Microsoft(Use Linux), AT&T(don't buy their crap), T-mobile(Don't use them), EA(don't buy their games),Nvidia(don't buy their stuff or any devices with them in it), Taco Bell(they put sand in their meat That is such a good idea "I don't think they stand a chance looking at how they play." That to me says he thinks they deserve bottom 2 Almost looks like a Furby this jarvan is truly helping yeahhhhh. Plus it's really hard to get comfortable during sex. Missionary feels like he's squishing the bally, from behind is kinda painful now. I feel like he hits my cervix. Then after an orgasm my belly gets rock hard and you can see exactly where he is I was like is that it? Oh wait.... Oh wait.... Damn. How much is there When they flipped it inside out into a travel pillow No ball Who is the chick on the right rubbing her ass against another girl Your girlfriend doesn't know how old you are? It looks like some kind of demonic sausage. Panama with 28% possession? Was that for the whole game? The stewards probably got confused and thought they were reviewing the incident with Button ...This is weird Ya...i didn't think about that when I forwarded the article to my fiance. He texted me kinda angrily that there were spoilers....Oops. Uhhh, I'm sure many that opt for abortion are couples, so both parents make the decision together, not just the women Guess I won't be sleeping tonight How did you come across this or find this? damn this Sav10r dude has the exact birthday as me Uhm, 1st link at the top? The quotes? america........Soon What if Obito uses a Juubi cloak and somehow activates Perfect Susano? Thats what you think Leaving Chicago the weekend of Lolla to go to a music festival? Guilty Gear XRD Dear god that's scary! I can't read this, it's seriously too damn hard to read, I wasn't aware on how difficult it was to read something if every first letter of words were capitalized Mine shows 6 You sure? >I'd like to know how they thought of something so genius. They must have been on some serious shit. He just texted me. He is running a bit late. He is gonna be here in about 20 min. sounds like someone is going to be doing a space buckets grow NSFW tag on your post, please? Yes. would you stick it up there if they didnt't? ' You triple posted If I had a girlfriend to watch me play this game. Don't forget the nose! Ya, I like the story he was telling in the first portion of video that can be found by Weedtastic's link. X-files... Is yours taken from your real name, though? Another error. I don't know what's wrong I looked out my window after I read this. Maybe we're in the wrong place Well...if you don't, you'll find out eventually. You wear a pink sequin dress to your job? wow nice paint , just me that paint a bit dark It...Looks...Soft He's biting her soft spot Guys, don't do this in a place where someone else can see you I'm kind of the opposite when I shoot on the street - I tape my camera and lens brand icons so the whole thing looks more generic, and I tape over the "R" on my Black Rapid strap. I'd rather NOT draw the attention of other photographers. The last time that happened it was some pimply kid with a Rebel in the Federal Plaza in Chicago while I was trying to shoot pics of the Picasso at golden hour. He turned out to be an evangelical on his first mission. hehe do you keep the balls in a jar on your night table, you freak. they should have had a two-for-one deal on the "fixing" People actually used to say eat my shorts? 5/10 on Ikaruga Didn't thought of that one Its not that he CANT come. He doesn't want to come down to the south. He wouldn't be able to control his racism. \( Did not know about it either! Odd, most places will only return an opened copy of X with another copy of X to prevent people from doing this. I haven't known a store that would let you return one opened DVD for a different movie in over 15 years. What exactly is going on here? The problem with this method is that you have to be a clean environment to do this. No way I'm going near the urethra with dirty hands, especially in a public bathroom - I've had UTI before and I got sad when I accidentally created ONE extra so, basically, you're just cheating money/items into the game and trying to get something more out of it? He was "V"??? I think if it's not too creepy, I'd be willing to cater to the business. I feel like that's some easy money. Didn't even knew there were foot fetishes for men's feet Look at the erosion further down the river what is that from, and why is it so creepy Holy shit... my brother has like 10 billion isk Oi, "grammer", oi? Oh gosh, well, perhaps you should wait one more week, then the next time he leaves, grab your stuff from the house and leave through the actual door, and not the hole you know? Then go on to like your parents house or a friends Wtf, charging a cancelled CC? What's the problem with psychology? Interesting...? WTF? Why? They had the Internet back then? You missed 2222222, nothing funny about that. What if I have open brain surgery? Wait what... Sokratis doesn't speak German? Her feet Don't want to influence whether or not a relationship ends faster or lasts longer than it otherwise would: Tell them, it may end faster, don't tell them, it definitely will last longer. I dont even understand whats so wrong with toaster jokes, theyre funny and they dont hurt anyone. I mean, what the hell is Riots player behaviour team even doing? HAX no srsly there is a program for that The majority of tests watch you, but this isn't always the case with private employers. It's usually done for employment with the government, mail service providers, and sometimes major corporations. See all my down votes? The NSA is apparently on to me. I just found this while sitting on the toilet at work Read "adored" as "adopted" she looks like Melisandre Elephant? I've never seen the American version (though I'm from, and live in New York), and I definitely never even considered bothering to watch it because I *despise* Americanized UK TV as a general rule, but I might consider watching it now (I've **never** seen people from both the US *and* UK say an American version of a British show was better Is simple song now a himym's song?? But you can't help it lol. I play CoD games with friends too and the day we act like this is the day I burn down the house we are playing in, sure we do some light swearing BUT THANK GOD WE HAVE NEVER ACTED LIKE THESE PSYCHO'S That is the easy part No! At the same time... 'the other side' Sculptor here. I know everyone's a critic, but this looks like a pretty poorly made piece - looks like foam and painted duct tape, slapped together in a weekend. Does our Lord of Pasta some disservice, if you ask me. Look at what Michaelangelo went through for God. I sport a pole Not recently Came out to 2 more friends, some funny reactions, then.... SHOPPING were you even scanning? Are you seriously one-upping an eye prescription? It's not really something people can control, and I don't see why bragging about a really bad/high prescription would make you feel good I think my favorite one was a Twitter(?) photo of a girl on her knees with blood around her asshole, saying something like, So glad we tried it, I love you. soo....is the orange cat dead or something You are *inside my mind,* GrukfromtheGrok. All serious speculation aside, anyone else concerned about the profile pic of the guy signed in to Battlelog? why would he send you glove driers if he was angry? TIL there's a steel chest drop I've never seen in pve WAit wasn't she under age during married with children? Fricorith Tricou is in the game? 1st loop: 2nd loop: Get a cat. I had a mouse problem in my last house. I let my cats spend the night in the basement. It was like a slaughterhouse in there in the morning. Got one on Venice beach from one of the weed guys there who went a step beyond... guy actually gave me a card and recited a list of illegal things he could bring me (well above and beyond weed) for delivery. He had no idea who I was or if I was a cop. :o :O :0 But I was 9 days ahead of second place Wait. What? I thought they could. No I mean because the non-believers are always looking for that "reasonable explanation" (psh...) and then get THEIR faces eaten. Doesn't a raw egg make a huge mess when they *do* break it? that was actually the first thing my eyes landed on when I clicked the pictures. Everyone here is commenting on the kid being the freaky part of this pic while I'm all Do you really? It's a pet peeve of mine when people don't use capital letters I've had the opposite happen when I reach out to receive my credit card. If I had known I would've placed my card onto the counter for the person too. I never want to go back to the service industry Wow I think im gonna die from excitement (From the UK - we drive on the left...) Not a driving instructor but relatable. When my dad was teaching my mum to drive as they were approaching a roundabout my dad said 'ok we want to go right here...' My mum took it literally and turned right at the roundabout, into oncoming traffic No you are right. But then again, why add a courier to the game unfinished? She calls her daughter, hi mom I'm at the grocery store. BUT WHO WAS MONITOR We have money left over?! ...there was a *wave?* When? Just imagine this... Alonso returns to Mclaren. * That's Violet Are you talking about 7 fallls in redington? or someother place SO MUCH AMMO Your KDA is close to 6/6/6 you must be satan The fuck.... Whoa shit, new mortality?! I missed that along the way somewhere. I'll have to go a-digging. I... I didn't even realize that was a thing I think my parents still have a bottle of it sitting in their basement pantry... Wow, now that you mention it, i think CC can replicate almost all if not all of redpower's gates Are you saying it doesn't? 10 games in one day? Yeah, thats what my kids do with all my cooking If there's nothing sexual about it, then why is the top post of the thread relating to jerking off? Problem 3 or Riddle #3? Because if you're onto Problem 3...wow. Friend of mine told me his wife used to fall asleep on the back Why did you post a Final Fantasy VI (III in america) picture? deleted Pudge, Riki, Rubick 5 g fat + 25 g carbs + 20 g protein doesnt add up to 160 kcals Yeah right, no way I'll ever approach a sleepwalker. I'll just be paralyzed like a rock and hope they don't come near me So someone will be stuck walking around with Titties staring you in the face and your looking at the chalk board‽ NOOOOOOOOWWWW make them kiss Why did your insurance go up if you were hit? At first I was like... OMG THEY'RE ALL SO ADORABLE Maybe I commented on or read the wrong comment... Is that a battery connector on the generator? You've definitely added a lot on since I first read this post, like sharks, coral and the Leviathan I thought make a wish was for terminal? You are a genius Are you... stuttering? This is one of the reasons I'm afraid of saltwater tanks Did it have to be alive at the time? I thought it was 4 Wait, so... you wash yourself *before* getting into the tub, then get in the tub, then get out of the tub, wash yourself *again*, and then get back in the tub? And then leave it for someone else to repeatedly dip themselves in? What the hell? I will eat your soul... Moral of the story.. Look up safe sex online before grabbing a bag manufactured in China with god knows what attached to it? Nor should one stare at breasts nor asses. It's called lewd behavior. It's weird that I couldn't tell that was Tarran Killam... He's married to Cobie Smulders It amounts to the same thing oh no!!! but i didnt even think about them breaking Where are you that hiring a movie costs .99? I would sit there and pick at them alllllll dayyyyyy lonnnnnnng Pudge, Kunkka, Spirit Breaker. Hrmm .. what does that even say about me? You can skip the songs? Thank you! I'm still dizzy with a headache and it's been like 2 hours. Yordle snap trap... With their loving family… Where at Timmy?? i have a friend that was in a very similar situation kinda recently.. oh my god Worked the word "cringe" somehow into my vocabulary, which is cringeworthy in and of itself I cannot move Holy crap, dat video stabilization... What's culling? This explains my situation almost exactly By 2015? It takes 2 years to not put something in soap? ¯\ Fuck. And here I thought driving in Toms River (or really just anywhere on rt 70 or rt 37... or 530... or 539...or 9 or 72...basically any road in Ocean County) was a nightmare and you're saying how much better it is in the summer Was she okay? I do this when I want to reward myself for something Have not realized it was that bad. Lol, it loaded slowly and I was like OMG it's the ghost of my Grandma's cat Beavis.. But then wouldn't a circle jerk have an unlimited amount of people in it? what the fuck!! huh, not me, you sure you put in my code right? I added you just now Probably won't not help, but I'll share my story: I got my BA in accounting in the states in 08, moved to Israel, and right now i'm in the process of completing requirements to sit in the Israeli CPA exams. After that, 2 years of internship in public accounting, then I might go back and finish my CPA certification in the states, but I heard the requirements changed and you now need an MBA to be licensed? A double post 4 hours apart? Well, alrighty then Can someone explain me what dynamics means in this context? Not that I know of I have never heard of an incident like that happening before.... Speaking of which... what's that song playing in the DirecTV commercial with all the kids going: Honestly, just throwing six leather cloaks on 'em works almost as well. Just bruises and the occasional broken digit here or there... Just make sure to use wooden training spears, not fungiwood. Check the username. Googled mantis shrimp Myself, annewannie and many others browser the sub /r/new almost exclusively, we see all You are welcome! :D lol Apparently someone didn't appreciate it as much as you... I got downvoted.... Am I the only one who goes back before each final merge to master and adds documentation? That time of the month Titanite Catch Pole? Really? I haven't yet done a playthrough where I didn't get at least one. On my previous run I got three. Just looked her up on IMDB. Holy shit she's 72 Can someone explain me what he is doing with his right hand? I will never look at a turtle the same way again I'm claiming this as rigged From -_- to Thanks! Yes, trying many things with my hair. It is a finicky beast! Frisia was not steamrolled in WWII? How can this be considered as "answered"? The highest ranking comments are some Yahoo Answers level kind of "explanations" Holy bajesus. to be honest, the title scared me for a second But somebody got to diamond playing only poppy and if they are ghosting him they auto-ban her Next question, do they have to be physically in the same space to consummate the marriage? off-topic, what do you call the markings on dwarf/barbarian/erudite faces? I go one more, personally - Set > Rarity > Colour (W-U-B-R-G-Multicolored-Artifacts) > Alphabetical. To be fair, I only have 2k cards, while OP has half a million HOLY SHIT, xD I think your the first person to get a compliment from him in such a way :3, You should be proud Damn robin, didnt know you were such a GENIUS What do you call it They can do that? this... wtf... I'm all for the concept that you should enjoy your whisky *however* you like...no matter what it is. If you enjoy it that way, that's what counts. But yeah, I couldn't help but be miffed if someone just pounded back my nicer spirits without soaking it in a bit more...*especially* if I paid $300 for it I wasn't in a relationship with this one... But i was doing a gig (musician) with a Korean youth orchestra once, and the girl i was coaching in my section could barely speak English, but added me on facebook and repeatedly said things like "I want to marry an american" Nightmare inducing. Why do you want to drop? Sounds good Why the news tag? Genius I've been trying it out since it was suggested here. Thought lock, has pros and cons. The biggest pro is that it keeps the lock going for a few more seconds which is very significant. The negative is that the locked enemy ai is not all that reliable and thought locking them sometimes sends them running in an odd direction. I tend to rely on my lbl61 Double Harold, my strongest weapon for now, which becomes challenging against smaller quicker enemies so placement and quick elimination of the target becomes very important. The other challenge is that sub-sequence clips against walls and doesn't always target the closest enemy, making it less useful in tighter spaces. However, the combination of guaranteed mass slag from ruin, +10 Reaper, a lvl 61 DP Harold, and constantly converged and distracted enemies is turning out to be a very good strategy for me. Can't wait to add max Wreck when the cap gets raised. Will be even more devastating. Maybe....maybe he's everyone I hate clipping my nails! 1) I like them long (One time, someone at my school thought they were fake and tried to rip one off... Late reply but as a Korean, I've heard a few stories. One of them was a young Korean girl who needed to have a surgery while on a trip in China (she's American). After she got the surgery and returned to the US, she realized she was having hard time doing physical activities like she used to. Went to the hospital and found out she's missing a kidney. Bring out the good ol cumbox I see... Oh god, they are too cute hey wait it's fred! i have you tagged and you're on the front of reddit :O and that girl is creepy and might haunt me in my dreams Until it slips from your hand you try to catch it fall hit your face on the wall an d have glass in your ass Wow... you read the whole thing so fast. Ermmm... maybe circle it? Dutch wives? What article? It literally took over the USA for a while, it was done at every sporting event ... even the President did it Is that Vista? Has anyone else checked his post history? I'm watching that envelope While you're standing? Are you serious?! Yet, you think PASSING is good because it... doesn't? I can make money by putting together a theme for androids using characters and art I don't even own? Man of few words.... Actually no words How is the draven the easiest carry to play? WOW !!! Seriously? That's amazing HG product are those lashes I will never forget the first day playing and seeing the elephant move. late 30's 40's?!?!? what kind of women do you know You might wanna stare at it for more that 5 seconds I must admit, those laughs were MUCH more annoying. Wait, you mean there are people who dont do this? He scared the shit out of me Wow and I thought the Maritimes were late to the craft beer revolution. No brewpubs at all for a population of 1.2 million? In 2013? Today isn't Wednesday... is it? That poor tree I've heard stories about people from the NEK.... Dude, why the hell would he lie? He's given me hints in the past for other things and has corrected when I've done something that he doesn't like. Mine isn't dumb enough to skip a chance to teach me to do better at sex, especially since I immediately want to try it. Manipulate people... NO Shit. I'm recovering and can't do one push up This comment is very meta, considering your response...from 6 months ago. Creeeeepy~ Don't wanna know what you're planning I've been waiting months for /u/davedough to deliver me cheesecake Reading the blog it sounds like you started out with a higher OHP than squat ( looks like a super ugly puppet Ice arrest?! I thought the entry point to "crazy cat person" was 5. probably after adding 38278483 new currencies they realized it was time to do something about it That just seems painful and unnecessary. Spidey's on roids! I had to remove this too. If you could quit comparing OPs child(ren) to a notoriously unattractive man, that'd be great. We scored first? Oh wow front page? Thanks for all the positive comments everyone! I just created a deviant art page today also, evalu8.deviantart.com. It's still pretty fresh but you can check it out anyways if you are interested. I have a crap load of my work I can't wait to upload. I can't believe that it took me this long to make one. It can still confuse me a bit but I can't wait to get the hang of it. or check out my hashtag on instagram #blazedpainting. as lame as that sounds.. I do do a lot of my work, a bit stoned. I'm in Northern Ireland at the moment so it's bed time for me, hope everyone has a great rest of their evening. I'm still so shocked that my painting made it to the front page. Im up for testing if this ish goes down Must downvote so no one else will know the secret! wtf is with that formatting I have no idea what that is. At least he requests something and harry's moustache is... How did he eat the hot dog I can imagine your face being like I just realized there are eyes in the background! Don't do stuff! You might get exercise doing it! I am surprised that those tyres are appropriate for that kind of surface Ah, okay, I misread that somehow Looks like post apocalypse. Dat ending I recently got a blank text message to my cell phone dated Tue, Jan 1, 1980.. Who says the US military isn't working on a warp drive Wtf is showerthoughts? A wireless network adapter is a wifi card Well hey I'm at UCSC so if I were to romance a lovely lady I'd take 'em to the woods or beach, nature abounds! I'm confident when drunk at night but when I'm my real self in the day I get so nervous around a pretty girl Wow really? Glad to see how highly you think of your perspective customers So... he died and she called you for moral support and you just ignored her and called her names... and this makes you feel more mature? 75 pt Dr Strange o_o with a 77pt Wasp [](/rarisup)Wow looks like some really intense flavor. So much BBQ How the actual shit did you do that? someone who is JUST buying the game may NOT be a CS player.. Knowing overkill's fondness of using employees for modeling npcs and even the payday crew I'd say it very well could be. Maybe overkill kidnapped him to work for them Holy moly. Ccleaner over night That was much more significant than I expected that gap to be ugh that sounds really stressful and confusing. Cancelling plans and withdrawing is like, the opposite of what should happen when you love someone I think Hey I haven't gotten anything yet Only one? buh? yeah i know! but it was still great to meet you! and now i can brag about having met you to everyone. i did when i got home don't judge me Nice! I was scared when I first learned that diabetes could effect my sex life, can't take any chances Wut Hey, my mom and sis and niece live there too How does science even work? I just saw her post regarding the pound cake vs. grapes. Haha. Totally something I would do! Okay, circle-jokes aside, when I went to his page it said I was following him Omg this is really good to know... I thought my friend's back having patchy discolorations had nothing to do with his prevalent athlete's foot.TIL! Thank you so much Oh god. this sounds like a friend of mine that this just happened to If people can be possessed by demons, it would be that lady. Do you hear the way she's saying those words SO SHMEXY How do you remember the first 5 champs you bought Think it should be 5 percent...maybe even less I think it's a possibility, I mean, all three have contributed so much to the team and put their blood, sweat, and tears into this team. They're too good and valuable to our team at the moment to NOT get their jerseys retired. My question is, can you imagine Noah old at the ceremony without his luscious locks? The sparkle is fantastic! DID HE SEAL SOMEONES SHOE? One day? ................i'm not sure we're talking about the same comment Dat bunny riven She sounds like Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek From the comments, there are a lot of people using computers with the processing power of a Casio solar calculator and/or don't know how to change any of the options of Skype I saw that kiwi. You have attracted every New Zealander on Reddit. This must have hurt $700 per person?!?!?! ....why? you cant help it Surprise butt sex, that escalated quickly In my part of the world, that's what we call an orgy We all make mistakes... ...did you TRY the ubuntu software center Man...That shit was real. Are you for real? The thought of that is going to give me nightmares tonight... Thanks Maknoon : Wisdom's speaking Don't forget stepping on a plug *GULP* yes master I will do as you ask WTF did I just watch? this year? It never occured to me to stick the paper in the filter... I never said it did. Is that a laughing TB in the thumbnail? I was outside of a restaurant, someone came up and asked if I was smoking heroin I can tell the gender of dwarves... CJ Bolland like the producer? "Do you eat flour? Because I think It´s made of animal bones, right?" You make them only attackable by lowbies. AEW helicopters? Not sure why you are getting that Oh my god. It's actually you. Once in a while, I'll hop on over to /r/bestofbapc and chuckle at the impractical, money-wasting builds. Not saying that people spending $4K on a build are wasting it, but sometimes people are putting their money in the complete wrong places, especially for what they want to use the rig for Won ranked because of the big lags Holy crap what is going on I read that as "Law officer" and thought a cop did this at first Love the face of the guard... Did anyone else see his scalp sliding back and forth when they slowed it down???? So they fly too ? Merp I never pulled the Janissary Armor from a chest. Didn't realise it existed Wait, that's a good question. I was just looking at the top part, which was GIMP, and assumed OP would still use it for the last step. me too ! dear god... OMG SO MUCH INFO - *drowned* I woke up and there were 118 comments. Feeling incredibly overwhelmed by the sheer helpfulness of the community. Good god! Could.. could we sine together? "Reticle"? I see we meet again silly bot, next time we shall battle to the death MDF *is* wood? Wow, that is damn weird. Freaky how everything we do the subconscious brain has already realized Can you explain any further than that? I unfortunately did not familiarize myself enough with the lore surrounding Innistrad. Does something have 5 legs that I am unaware of? Seriously, since states are debt run, educating the next generation should be a states most important job, like to give them a fighting chance. I knew public schools weren't that great, the existence and popularity of private schools prove that. but for parents to consider that the schools suck so hard that they might as well do it on their own? I guess that's about the point where you should start from scratch Brain freeze That's because he's a socialist. Holy shit those teeth. Oh god I'm more interested in the fact that your car has coin dispenser holders My mom, a cousin, an aunt, and a cousin, as well as my dad's fiancée (with his last name at his address)... It seems weird that there would be diminishing returns on power inheritance when it comes to childbirth, but that's what it seems like so far It's a guy and his male friend. What kind of mutant mouse is that..? His argument seems to be that "They don't *actually* hope you get cancer, so telling someone to go get cancer and die shouldn't be something you can get punished for" I read that as Gerbil and was A new one gets generated daily. I hope nothing could come from it My HS physics class sorta touched on calculus but it wasn't really a focus. Derivatives aren't that bad i'll just review all of the lists I complied, thankfully I'm actually better at integrals than derivatives which doesn't make any sense to me but whatever i don't believe you ... It looks like Hollandaise intimate object? I thought MY butt was too big... At 2400 hours I'd think you'd know all the good locations by now Kinky A little off-topic...but I get a bit weirded out by lesbian partners (I am assuming of course) who look damn near identical to each other. Here I figured you were talking about something recent because it's been a WHILE since the first series Siberias were around The gate has opened Ok, lungi da me voler sollevare il solito polverone che si crea quando noi genti italiche discutiamo di differenze culinarie, ma da quando in qua ci sono uova e olive nella capricciosa? /'/'( Happy Day of Birth celebration! And no crying - it doesn't help those encroaching wrinkles. Right.............. no... wait... d== Sawdust is from wood? How about the Ursula Andress-like pool exit scene in the one piece Ippo Season 3 I'll take it if you haven't given it out already You posted your whole Favorited video list. Legacy server o_o that place where everyone already has a head start on you? Some elementary school teachers are very nice people and amazing teachers. The vast majority of them are terrible at their jobs, terrible people, or both (5th grade teacher at my elementary school was caught speeding in a school zone I just realized I have never mailed an actual letter. He's not alone I'm 20 weeks along and have also gained 12 lbs! omg ily I have read that too. This reminds me of my college's dean of men who was infamous for asking peeps called in for disciplinary action if they had an addiction to masturbation Glad I'm not the only one that happened to. It was really dumb of my friend to do that. He knew he was breaching protocol and even called me from his office, which was a high-traffic area. That surprised me if i had to guess of all the PKA hosts who would love GoT the most i would have to guess Wings Can anyone point me to any of Aphex Twin's albums to get started in? When I was growing up I only ever heard Girl Boy Song, but that song stuck with me for awhile due to its weird drum structure. I'd really like to get into his music, but holy crap his discography is huge I agree she just seems like... an actress and not a character. That is a literal !??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It's like 4.60 for gas here. My dad actually has one himself too All those girls in that show The year I was born Helen's reaction to being the host... .... Cheese can have ethical objections?.... how? She also lives in Vegas Where the hell do you think you are? what in the fucking hell What was it She needs to be sung to... Totally understandable. It was around 107 here today. It's still 105 out right now what is this specifically? This is weird... Um so I had just made an account when i learned about Pokecheck to try to trade my shiny shelmat. When I click on LMAFC7's link it shows... well.. my account O_o. I had accidently forgot to click the option where my pokemon aren't public. Um was LMAFC7 trying to trade MY shelmat with you? Or if his link just sending me to my account. Oddone ...and in other places, you sodomize the police? Wait, did he seriously not use the minimap because of being colorblind? If so, i'm really fucking impressed at his results There's keybinds? Lol I love how he's just like "ok" and then I thought it was cool Holy crap! I did not see that till you pointed it out This is probably a bit of a tangent, but the U.S. really needs to just give it up and go metric. Practically the rest of the world uses it (sure, there's oddities like the UK still using part-Imperial systems, but other than the U.S. no country still uses it entirely that I know of), it would make things a whole lot easier. Not to mention the variations within the Imperial system - Imperial pints vs. US pints, three different mass/weight systems, and so forth Holy shit. I did the exact same thing with my friend, name and everything What if everything in the universe is actually turned 90 degrees sideways making the earth's axis nearly horizontal The Bengals train? I thought he was Tobuscus from youtube MLB.TV is behind and I read this Like... "what the...?" I don't get it What This could easily be under wtf than funny How the hell did the guy get the video Dat neck... and pelvis(?) Wait, you're willing to part with all of that just for the floor?! complimentary... doesn't seem right to me that green and violet go well together That I was unaware of so many runes... if i had all those my champ pool would be 1/10 the size it is Wow. I just came to this subreddit.. and thank goodness, or I wouldn't have known about this Reddit user for.... 11 months.. Fuck this I'm done with reddit So we're all just string puppets? Se pare ca e din costinesti Nanites? Oh jesus. We have one of these. I bought it probably two months ago. I did not realize it was going to last this long. That's fucking crazy the last sentence... It was a joke I completely skipped over the first sentence/paragraph, and thought you were talking about a grocery store Ah, you're a reasonable fellow then. All I see on the official forums is whining about how an AP Prowler with Vulcan is OP You wouldnt climb slower, its just a couple point, but even if you win you get the points Hola. Yo vine por un mes y medio, asi que me hice el pasaporte en Paseo Colon. En 3 semanas me llego. Pero si se queda por poco tiempo, si, que lo haga en Ezeiza. El tramite de 3 semanas sale $400 (pesos) y el pasaporte que te dan en el momento sale $900. El unico tema con el pasaporte que tarda 3 semanas es que tenes que darles una direccion local, porque si le das tu direccion en el extranjero, te mandam el pasaporte al consulado del pais donde vivis If thats shwag wtf am I smoking I wondered wtf everyone was talking about, lol... or are we the wrong ones? I was there...in tye dye! Have you played against Temmo? players who played against temmo will understand Omfg, dat pricetag... Right? When we were at SGC I was like Well I must admit I've never seen a line of people all standing together holding hands... save for a school trip maybe. It can't be that common? ohgod. so many episodes >I have. . . a lot of feelings on the subject As in... he'd grow a new body? Haha, I've had a career [-2] karma attached to my own name for some time. It's funny, but then you feel bad after a while Stuff like that makes me wonder how much money I've thrown away i know how the tear mechanism works( you act like its actually a big deal understanding it Couldn't the druid heal the horse..? That.. that is.. I feel you. Since I first went to the O, she has told me she wouldn't be surprised to see this baby in September since my daughter was 5 weeks early. Now I'm like...oh god in just a few weeks baby could be here Heard a video was leaked. Yes, because not being able to buy a game in Germany where you _shoot Nazis_ clearly makes sense as a form of payback... Dyslexic how? I love those taunt/knockup flashes. I never would've known that you can flash mid taunt for extra range on it if it wasn't for the koreans. Then i saw the jarvan clip Oh hey what's going on in this thr- It was always a marvelous time :3 Hoodoos look kind of scary to me! But I grew up around the rainforest, so that's what I'm used to :) I moved to the desert in January, and all of the crazy bugs, birds, and lizards here kind of scare me Life is orange.... Did they force you to...watch football? Wait, are you ecchimaster? The worst part is that I was a Bio major!! I mean I just remember playing them. I don't know who exactly brought it into the house. I just used to play like Sonic the Hedgehog, Donkey Kong, Addams Family, and Super Mario. I mean, I guess it was my parents who did the buying, and I did the playing. I didn't say I bought the systems. I've even thought the opposite at times.. Like no one is real, they're all just some sort if AI or even just imagined I don't know it's weird. Then again think about other galaxies, could there be millions of people just like us in every way or tiny differences considering how vast our universe is? It's truly a strange concept wow same deal as in EU. The old Copenhagen Wolves team became Ninjas in Pyjamas, but now Copenhagen wolves has a new team trying to enter LCS How many episodes is that? What if you've seen them all? Because if thats over 1000,Then i've wasted my life. I used to park at the back of the parking lot because the walk is good for me, until one time I went out to my car and began unloading groceries, and a tweaker tried get money, a ride, and/or my car from me. Very luckily for me, a car full of older folks came by and shouted if I was okay, thus making the tweaker scurry off. Wow shit hit the fan hard I didn't get that video last night. Either of them obviously your buddy is not Irish . . . I just finished watching sword art online and felt like posting it since SAO was basically a love story, and why so mush Katsuragi Keima I live in NJ and have never paid sales tax on clothing. Really? Ive never trusted clowns and now i have a reason not to Oh, I must have heard incorrect information then Wait a minute. You've never had egg nog???? ( When did this become the norm? Are there bots that are posting these retarded comments everywhere or has Reddit collectively drunk the super "pro-business" cool-aid? Reddit used to be really progressive. \ The timeline was interesting, and then I spent an hour reading that thread Rice Charles AP *Wooo!* I love the power of the beard! :3 I get entirely too excited about awesome beards and have to flex my will power not to pet the man-beards at work [SPOILER] They cut off Wolverines claws with red-hot adamantium... HOW? Dude, I wasn't making fun of you I think I just watched someone die To each his/her own, I suppose... OMG.... I don't understand... I'd be super excited to see a cyborg eye man. Not ANGRY I did not like this game, where are you hiding the dota-concept in the game? Because I don't want to capture bases over and over again i have no clue where it's from I just downloaded it a long time ago Holy shit Two beers? It's possible to get hungover from _two_ beers? It's a cruel joke to get hungover from something that barely makes you drunk. I read it in 6th. I was literally just there Now imagine if every 17 years when the cicadas came out... they ate human flesh. Is there a new series coming out soon that I should wait for? Or should I just dive right in? I haven't touched Magic in about 6 years Jesus...I'm sure my account is probably still active, as I log into it every few years. I got it when I was about 13...I'm 27 now. I want the rp becuase i'm in a REAL struggle? We don't know that. 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Sav10r why the hell do you always know everything! Where do you get this information The presidents wife uses reddit!? Yup, super shy! The tank is pretty much next to my pillow, so I just go to sleep like I was showing stuff from all my Reddits and for a moment I thought this had made the front page. * I've got a lot of bands I really need to listen to now You've no idea how much I would pay for that Stormtrooper painting in the second to last photo Henry Blanco hit another grand slam... Dayum I got disconnected!!! I had great success with clearasil. What happened in here!? You ate your twin in the womb Amazing. Because You Can't works incredibly well! Female condoms? This is a thing? How is saying something that is not a word is not a word being a dick? SO FLUFFY I WANNA DIE What games? Where did you get all that money yellow for small Oh! Am I crazy if I tell you I can't decide if you look better in/out of that bra? We deal in death and tax reform You clicked on it? Im watching you. Tuggee.... The guys i've been with can feel when i orgasm. I can't fake. Maybe he just liked your bike? That doesn't really sound like a "catcall" to me haha, I mean unless he was like weirdly ogling you or making inappropriate gestures or something Only matches. And there the shitty flip pack ones you get for free from a gas station Wow really? The /r/Oaklandathletics sub reddit came to nearly same conclusion when we visited the Pirates Gameday Threads @ /r/buccos. We liked their layout so much about a month later our mods announced we're going to upgrade our GDTs to a very similar format and everyone celebrated. No drama, no bans NUMERICAL PALINDROMES I'm not sure, imgur just did that I think SO FLUFFY I WANNA KILL SOMEONE Damn Doubleshot Gallifreyan keyboard would be amazing. I wonder how many different gallifreyan characters have showed up on the history of the show. Even if it makes no sense whatsoever it would look pretty cool.... especially with a backlit keyboard and the galifreyan symbol lighting up. How tough are those boxers? ENVY!!!! WHOA that is some intense fetish going on. Why. Doesn't this have more upvotes yet? It's weird, I see the comments but not the story. Also when I check your submitted page I can't see it there between parts 6 and 8 when sorted by newest Wow, they're really doing well he's not shaking at all by the middleish end he's not shaking at all by the middleish end Wait... So now, people are magically healing from their cancer? That Hometown Games story Wow so that's Nyx's face? Imagine Blitz Hooks with 0.5s cooldown Why do you even order condoms online? Just go to walmart grab it and walk out. There's nothing to be embarassed about She has her way of doing things ...I remember her wishing death upon Roxxxy on Twitter I was about to say that this was refreshingly original, but then I googled it and found the song you were named after REALLY? fucking hell look at the size of that bastard I sometimes wonder what the technology is that will make me feel confused and out of the loop in 30-40 years time.... Sup with all this bridgading? So pretty Excuse me but...am I dumb? It says skills attained at LvL 1 and then at LvL 20..whats with the ones inbetween? It's tomorrow? I thought it was a couple weeks ago.... I saw all these pictures every where... maybe I'm losing my mind Where have all the cowboys gone???????? So it's only 700$ for people who can't afford insurance. i.e. the people who need it the most Whoah... I thought I was in GoneWild for a minute... So real And because of recycling ignorance and bigotry, those duck carcasses and people bits, the *same* Gaian mother-meat, will be recycled *differently*! The waste! The humanity! (In which I include duckity) no time out, they just castrated him instead. Post was removed because you deleted your post, which is not allowed. Why does the guitar player look familiar to me? He's done it again I can never find a TV big enough But his compensation is so... *impressive*!! That was her MK Ultra brainwashing alternate personality trying to come out. She had that British girl persona WTF... The girl's got a knee growing out of her back. Eugh Stronger You know what seems ridiculous to me? I have no idea what chai tea tastes like Yeah... I kind of figured that might've been the case. I wasn't sure on if they were considered that or not (I honestly only ever figured out in the real world they were weeds and not flowers like 5 or 6 years ago, ( There is a part of me that wants to try it just to see how/what happens... I hadn't realized Xcomp had added rainbows I've never died in a dream, but I've attended my own funeral in a dream. Oh well, since I have never been to this thread how would I know that HOLY SHIT I'm hoping that is a metaphor. How do they keep their thumb on space for 40~ minutes The hell is a functionality component? Is that like blast processing?? Well it was reddit but I minimized it. His name is Felix, he's 28 pounds front page of ouya.tv is only showing 3 games Aspidochelone What in the fuck...? I'd just want to know what's going on in that blank head It kinda disabled my desktop theme when I did it then tabbed out of the program. It's the kid to the far left... the one who's looking directly into the camera while kissing/sucking on her hand... that puts this shot into the seriously-creepy zone. It's like he's staring directly into my soul, and saying "back off, this hand is mine". Saying it with his eyes. i feel ya. hopefully someone will post haul pics we can stare at *Wasn't that interesting a character?* ( I'm confused. I get bottles of beer from bars all the time. I prefer mine in a bottle as opposed to a plastic shit cup. OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT HUGE GUY? I've always been a bit anti-libertarian because all their tax schemes disproportionately benefit the rich and hugely screw everyone else. Your handouts probably won't get to me, but your sales tax definitely will. I see the word "only" being tossed around with numbers like 23% in the fair tax circles I've become far more picky. You're a MONSTER!!! Did you miss the last couple of episodes? Sweeeeeet mother of... 2004 Selling pot to subsist and doing whatever the hell I wanted all day. I have a real job now, but other than putting on a collared shirt and going to work, nothing else in my life has changed since I was 16. I'm 32 now. people keep telling me that having fun is supposed to get old and, crapping out a bunch of smelly, resource sucking, little brats is what I should be doing. \( There's a story?! I wonder what a counter trap is to him. Where !! And I thought I had insanely wierd controls. What just happened? Bro. Do you even treadmill? Thanks for the info to you and the other commenter. What I am using is currently working but I'll keep all these tips in mind in case it stops working. (P. S. I'm in my 30s. I'm one of those odd cases where my young skin was clearer. Hatin' so hard she deleted her account. Damn Yeah U of A is the wildcats It's pretty cray cray Wow, that was intense he....he doesn't have a long jump in Sunshine. As I announced in an older thread, if Fabregas signs I'll shave my head and become a monk. I might actually have to do it now If you think about it, with New!Who, Eleven's come so close to dying... Well, let's see - the Pandorica, Lake Silencio, the poisoning from River's poison lip gloss, during the Slow Invasion (with the black cubes), when the Tardis engine almost exploded (after the junk ship caught them), the Red Leech's poison, almost being taken over by the Cyber Planner, and the Great Intelligence invading his timestream at Trensalore. And those are only the major ones. ALL of the points to Gryffindor! Ho-lee-fuck....46G, thats 46 times the force of gravity no? I'm taller than Blastoise? *Randomly clicks a link and sees my name in the Private Chat* >edit: This is my first time on this subreddit on my laptop but why is the upvote a man and the downvote a woman Good question! And the last part about I'm watching you is reeeaaally creepy... " I'm underweight too. Dafuq. Why is this here? Have you ever been in there? He is kind of right though, I had some white clods in my CPU block and bottom rad even after those two days Werth "deep in your head" Funny thing, I just got home and was thinking about your comment on the drive. I was two cars back in line and a lifted truck ran a red and narrowly missed a car (ahead of me) jumping the green light.... We have the same birthday I find it amusing that Dan thinks us bisexual folks are all into loose living... And I haven't had a partner in better on twelve years in any capacity. So, what does that make me despite by bisexual orientation/attraction? How did you make your arms short? yeah, Fox News wants to make a Canadian version of their oh-so-fact-checkingly-reliable news station Huzzah, I'm so happy it worked! I was very Where does one access this screen? Man that dude is pissed off. If this math was actual logic, bronze would be the new diamond! Oh gawd Your grandfather is a marijuana plant HA... you said nick-knacks and paddy whacks... That could explain my random episodes of bloodlust throughout the day... That's exactly what I was thinking. A lot of people are complaining that people are complaining about Jack, but as I scroll down I haven't seen many people at all complaining about Jack He has no bottom lip Please link I actually went to the sub to look and see if you were right OR the father was Jesus, the car was a cross, the doctor was God and we were the son The way you were talking I thought your penis was like 2 inches... Seriously That sounds like how I live my life anyways Dats a big dude. Thats not a stir stick... thats.... thats a straw. THIS IS A THING?? I am not sure why I am so shocked but holy shit if we posted that kind of thing in high school we'd be shamed and mocked relentlessly. If this is cool, I am really glad I am a loser Good lord. I didn't realize how tall he is. Great movie! Only just understood his 'green thumb' that right now as I'm writing this Then how'd he guess the exact name. What hasnt happend ? Wow, this just blew my mind If that broke Catheter I actually read your comment as if you were calling some-one the N word for some reason She is one talented girl And that's somehow bad thing? Very interesting video :-) but for the love of redstone can you please stop doing that circle shake thing.. So you're saying this is a *average* game for you? Oh, that's not happening anytime soon. My max party size is like 52, and their party is 120. Its on top of the cage I think. Also he got that big ass TV for after workout masturbation!.....wait I mean you could watch ESPN while on the treadmill Well there's so many psychos running amok in this country with assault weapons built from parts, I mean what is he supposed to do? I'm sure this will make a huge dent in the gun violence numbers. I get complimented on my eye's a lot apparently there pretty, and the women always tell me they are jealous..... hoooly fuck What exactly is the purpose of that site? I've never heard of it, so I went on it and it was just a bunch of pictures of guys taken by their iphones? Never seen Bruce soo happy Im feeling sorry for VUL. Playing 5 games in a row This is probably one of the worst maps to have Greelnand, Svalbard and the rest of the arctic areas Greyed out... I was 10lb IDK, but what I do know is that a physco with a pink unicorn on his chest running around with hearts flying out of his feet is pretty damn scary Whelp, this means I will be popping in and out when I send my kiddo to his room. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" "Playing with my stuff, why are you in here again?? And also i had fun today while we getting red buff the cyclop that hold that buff at half health just ran away from us in middle lane to fight with minions then he camed back as immune, and we was like When the Old One returns, He will seek out those who mock Him! Nope, thank goodness. I had an IUD implanted two weeks ago. I'm still having a bit of cramping, and the waters may have finally dried, but I'm trying not to get too excited, yet. Dr said it could be up to 8 or 12 weeks before everything is back to normal off subject but doesomeone needs to let Alex Wright know Corey Graves has stolen his trademark double fist entrance Wait.,,. She's THAT girl? Oh damn, I never realised that What YEAR is it?! 3 seconds or not, that's a beast of a machine I was so sure that Soulkey had game 2 when he killed 40+ SCVs I would most likely love to be a charizard. I mean think abt flying on that thing NSA is onto pregnant women now GOSH! Right? I mean I can't judge. I've been there...while working...at the bar What about nemesis jax? Oh my god, a 2014 calender Or my gnome addiction Before i clicked i thought they were T.A.T.U. I posted 3 pictures and they are all on the front page Yes. Yes you did... To be honest, i thought that Mystic is THE NEWS that will be shown on gamescom instead of expansion... What class was this? this wallpaper...it's like made for 600x800 or something Googley eyes You have to sneak them in? they keep it forever ? I have this shirt too They have dirty hands like Aftermath characters Or try the cinnamon challenge! I've had this happen and far to many places I work at, knock on the door loudly at that and then say 'MAINTENANCE?' hear nothing so I come in why yes there are people using the restroom, that gets awkward fast. I think one time I had a coworker with me to clean it up and he pushed open a stall door and a lady was in there, we were like it was curry, i still don't know how they knew i had it > replaced dry erase markers with permanent markers....to see her trying to scrub it off with that nub..... Heh heh, yeah that seems like sound advice. Just gotta get a feel for how far to thread that hole punch. What would be the joke here... Hence the reason she is carrying him... The health buff text appeared in domination now im just freaked out This guy's strike zone is wonky Just horror preferably. If I wanted gore I would go to space dicks You told me you didn't have the money to go this year Werth Ooooooh, ok. Wow. Holy cow, this is amazing. I've seen this topic come up before - and participated in it, as a massage therapist - but I've never seen this level of "OMG Y ARE YOU NOT FLATTERED" before. My dog once tried humping the cigarette lighter port in my car. Since installing the Beta the FlipSwitch DND Toggle works and I am getting a Cat in less then a week Oh... Well then Funny - I just watched this EXACT episode on Netflix today. Because that would be better?? Where would 'somebody' if interested, acquire one of these Surprised there are more Houston fans than Columbus fans in the match thread. Why aren't you all at the game? Sometimes its the opposite; in Cowboy Bebop they made Spike sound so oddly passionate sometimes What a beast Well then... Nice decapitated bobblehead having a solid thing between you and the exploding thing is advisable holy shit. 40lb cut then 10lb bulk? It gets worse. Someone posted a video to cringe of a guy and his plush "toy" pony. Anatomically correct. You're a goddess Did I write this post and not know about it +36 gk here. I got so giddy that I used my first one and As far as I'm concerned..things are the same in here in the U.S..so what is your point good sir This is random but look at the upvotes That's a really odd glitch Holy hell... I can't imagine putting something that elaborate together There are different kinds? >There are different kinds? Two stories? Forgive my ignorance, but why does a Whataburger need to be two stories? Also helps keep the WiFi out. Did you have a girlfriend then scammed her, or scammed a girlfriend in your efforts... ...Well, THAT was...interesting. I think I might have to reread The Fault in Our Stars. It was meh for me while it's praised by teens everywhere. does cop have a combover? The *Deep Web* 3/3? The guy in the third section is definitely a friend of mine, idk how I never noticed it before. He made a good point tho, I'd imagine 3D gear would put a lot of strain on your spine Head goes on the shoulder, not the crotch. Not sure what I'm looking at Now I'm imagining spry, carefree, golden dingleberries (for shit's sake). Wow... Bro...... It gets better Wrong...way to waste content. Wait is Clone Wars confirmed? game almost crashed when I set it to worldwide Yeah I can imagine that'd be pretty easyish to do. Drop a "thread" when it raises `StopIteration`. The usage of generators to decode a stream with the `struct` module blew my mind in the slideshow though. Why is this on the frontpage? Well, yeah, but... \*deserts?\* Holy fuck I was upvote # 2012.... it must be a sign.... ! How can you ult to wrong direction as tf? I think you mean millimeters. Two centimeters is nearly an inch. Why is the sound so low? Those eyes I'm portuguese, and my name is not related to that racist thingy. It was a coincidence.. I wonder , is this even him? haha yeah that was so weird Disable the drivers? And put tape over the camera just in case Good idea. Simple, and no need to mess with machine parts and potentially break something... That's creepy smite on support nunu That's a dude? I had played for 12 hour straight, and was gonna take a break, when my cat jumped in front of me and I was like "Shit, Im getting ganked by Rengar Deman just really hates Lee Sin does he !? Do people actually buy other guys drinks just cause they're in the army? Doesn't even look like it's really in her mouth. Hahaha. I actually usually refuse free samples of food now. People look at me like I just kicked a puppy. "You want a free slice of pizza?" "Uhh no thanks." "What?" "No?" "You.... don't want free pizza?" How often do you have to vacuum your house? net? Two sentences. 18? About what ? Is that a freewheel? Why does your wheel looks so bald if this is your first skid? I am confuse What the fuck did I just read? disturbing how often this one has been mentioned Now BK is 3 thenths faster > Yeah, I find that hard to believe. So, you can bangs little boys and girls without anyone saying anything legally there? Purring = happy *OR* in pain. Fuck you too, dickweed. Huh? what do you mean? Ayreon is weird. I like it, but it's weird. Hey Hannah- my friends are telling me that Soi will be released in the summer holidays because they have discovered some skin changes what the fuck is wrong with all of these comments.. Back in our days we had to donate to be able to play there are boxes which sort rares? And they were right! That's an amazing ass baby!! Lets see the rest! He looks terrified The guns on that guy... Eek, that's the exact reason why I don't like pepsi... I find it much more syrupy than coke. oh... drag and drop. I don't know man, I've never used drag and drop, went straight for game maker language I'm not sure I want to taste that rainbow I have no idea why does it have a removable battery in it I got anxious just considering the concept of the video Are you in Arizona as well?? We've had a couple of guests come and stay with us for about a week apiece, and our bill more than doubled while they were here I'm not really sure where these girls are getting these pants where the pants are completely formed to their ass. Oooo! I love CG! I love OPI too, I have three and three Zoya, its When will I meet them? Yea even porn Oh So you're saying you'd never... taste it? I have the sink and also thought it was worthless it just blew my mind that McNulty is in 300 *RIGHT?!* I'm still fairly new to the area and I was just completely dumbfounded. I was like, "Is... is that normal?!" She said that for them, that was about average He's winking. I think he knows something So you're searching for weapons, but it's not a search? People actually play ArmA games for SP Campaign? Holy crap. And over here we have a fit with just Spanish. I'm tired Even though I've stopped, it STILL frightens me That is just not okay Me and my friends have been playing for a while. Your answer to 4... If I am carrying 5 cards in my hand, you're saying I can place ANY kind of card down on the table along side my gear side ways? So effectively I can carry as much as I want?? Or can I only place down Items? If you really can just carry as many cards as you want in your hand, that is insane. And I prefer it our way. The future of porn... will be glorious. That formation was totally a penis on the field If you make weird faces your faces will stay like that.... He nailed me too, I'm going to figure it out first before making a glittery gold thanks post. IDENTIFY YOURSELF Says the person with a SRS res tag I know this was a month ago, but will we get to see the results? Your username is my birthday Damn. Does reddit have a trophy for that? I never said "the UN army." You did this in just 10 weeks?Are you fucking kidding me!? Did it just plop out on the stage? Oh god... What am I seeing Nothing wrong with it, as I said in my message. It just isn't my cup of tea is all. Was not public shaming anyone It honestly looked boring to me at first; nothing stuck out to me about it, but it was surprisingly tasty. It's weird to me that I could go to ABC, buy five or 10 of them by the stick and it would still be cheaper than buying a bundle online what I own a Honda Who lies about being able to dance? I think the time lords made a room similar to this too How do the Koreans come into this? Is that a... A Sonic bobble head Do you have coconuts? First I was like, -_- and then I was like, I see... She was??? Where and I came in thinking this arc was gonna be finished with this chapter. My god was I wrong is it just me or do your legs get really thin down near your feet? I would hate to love this. It would be a waste of so much money and he probably wouldn't even fit in Real Madrid's tactics but I still would love to imagine Ronaldo,Messi,and maybe Bale in the attacking three idk this doesn't have to be specifically tastosis-related, might just be gomtv reaching out to bts for english casts of the nsl, who knows That awkward moment when I'm split screening that episode of Fringe. I knew she looked familiar Yeah I know, I'm only making it really high because I don't really want to sell it, heh. Only looking for offers I think the real cringe here is that there's apparently a Shrek musical [](/clop33-i) Holy crap that's an awesome video I first read this as "*Chinese billionaire eats his workers*." As an Australian, i think you're trying to kill me I'm glad you didnt tell me to fuck off cause they are your prices Mccloud are u cocky on all league posts or something? To bad they didn't add anything like this to FNV (Fallout New Vegas)... Or did they. rushes, as in, hairy bum hole? Oh god the reversed buttons got me too! was like... is this shirt inside out? Really? What planet do you live on I have thay same Franky figure, only thing is he has hos old hair style. Dat outline My wife and I separated about a month ago... She's never shown any interest in using reddit before, but... we split because she was cheating... full on relationship with another guy kind of cheating... I'm in constant fear that I'll see her/them on here one day Oh lord Jesus Do you remember before flat screen TV!? I'm definitely not commenting to save this link until I'm done with work. Stop working!!! The stress will kill ya! Driving lessons? :D I remember when I was in driving school 4 years ago (good God I'm old My dad used to make that joke... and his name is Paul. I can't wait for the support episode Dude, this is my favorite in the thread Well, I'm gold 1 and today, i met 3 Yi's, who did 2 pentas and 1 quadra (not each Oh my god. The little kid in me wants it so bad Pretty sure that's janitor jax I read your quote in the voice of Ron Swanson. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity, which doesn't seem to be in that picture ...have you not read the Inferno? One question. How does one end up NOT being able to 1v5 push and win versus bots Uhh....do you live in the Boston area and make your own beer? /r/ploompax I think so My 500 scares me every time I ride it How hard can it be? They must know for sure at this point... What if I told you: This is not ~~/r/sverige~~ /r/sweden This is circular reasoning. I have flash on A poll is invalid My 21 y/o cousin thought that u could catch mouth herpes by looking at it I pitied my roommate for those first few days, that's for sure Yikes! Sorry man, now how did that happen? One of the very last clips is Jason holding a gun to Sarah's chin!!!!!!! ( So bizarre. I just bought this last night for my fresh 55 Operative. Well... this guy does look like he could be the authority on 'people who will still be dating long after they're 30'. Can you imagine this guy desperately asking you out in his mid 30's? Just the thought of it gives me the 'dingles' Huh! Interesting. Well there you go! So that backs up my point. Definitely easier to read than shorthand. Though apparently my comments been downvoted for some reason. I guess some people just REALLY hate cursive What if he made it grammatically incorrect just to mess with us? Uhm, no, I utilized a variety of assets...ganks, bows, procs, all my spells/CAs...HT is always, most preferably, saved for when your foe is at 10%-20% HP. I'm ashamed to admit I got so lost in the multiplayer that I'm only 3 hours into the actual story Um.....that's a conclusion made after ~10% of the total story. oh shit, I didn't know it was illegal i think this is the most intelectual comment about ecchi i ever read Well that's part of the of the whole set up. Last Man Standing final kill shiv? that building on the right totally has that Minecraft bug where the lighting doesn't render properly I feel like im the only one annoyed that this calculator is really just an ad for vaporizers. It's all about personal preference! Also, whats up with this only one piece choice? I mean who only uses one kind of piece? you have pretty eyes ...what....I didn't know they were real until just now... So background apps aren't running?. I had no idea there was a difference LOL baterries ...there's a tea plantation here? I first read this as "I'm considering joining the Air Force and shooting and office" I was like When I think about how bad I am, and realize that I'm ranked top 2% in the world, it's kind of scary Link looks like Kael'Thas..Or is that Kael'Thas looking like Link? wtf this mean? are u addict? wat Gambit didn't play in the group stages...? SRS satire doesn't even usually go that far That.. Is SO COOL. Christ its that long ~~It's a bug. I'm working on it. gimme 5 ... then why dont i have a girlfriend yet "Guy"? To me it looks like it has breasts... that's just mostly what we want. a sexual relationship....seems we like to learn them inside then out what i want to know is how u got the video player to be that big Why did they send three? OH GOD Wait...they don't float? Holy shit it's black Uther Is it just me, or does that look like a pre-1965 quarter? Yes Where did that accent come from? Wow.. The number of votes are insane, can't believe it's way above 50.000 now, when I first checked we were around 2500-3000. Because only 500people would attend Wouldn't that mean that there is an actual hell that dead characters go to? Thank you! :D Mm updated/added a bunch. OOC: and both of you are mods well that is how copy paste works...... I never understood how giving the pokemon food made them harder to catch and throwing rocks at them made them easier to be captured? Maybe it's a conspiracy Surprise Buttsechs! (>^.(> "SINNERS." CoD smack talk would be even worse Holy hell. I just now thought of how much of a pain in the ass a parity on like a 20x20x20 would be. Second that! this is horrific i think i may have nightmares now It sounds to me like OP uses the same build order every game I was expecting her to catch it before you could, not *snatch it from your face while you were using it* I think I'll forgive you a little bit more than the guy who thought Texas was on the West coast. from where can I buy a headset with a battlefury Good informative response! I was sort of expecting more of this sort of reply in the MartialArts subreddit, not uninformed speculations by martial arts skeptics. Hey thanks! Let's see if we can get this thread active, this is unusually quiet today ...What? How are you spending $184 a year on groceries Is this...is this...heel Cena Yeah, I noticed he likes to eat the same thing as me because he stole some of my chicken the other day when I turned around Woah, Data uses reddit On second thought... this must be what it's like to be a Windows gamer... Steam is like a whole other world He is actually a bit of an inspiration for me.. not only is he a fantastic journalist in the gaming world but he is a friggin AMAZING speaker. I met with his editor and I learned that he actually doesn't use a teleprompter and most of what you hear him say is impromptu this guy gave me his number when I was helping him out at work. because my job was being a customer service rep, I was really kind to our shoppers and would always strike up conversation to make the transaction less mechanical and awkward and try to liven up my work day. this guy, though, gave me his number and was like call me ;) and I kind of took the paper and tucked it away and gave that awkwardish "...haha... well have a nice day!" I didn't end up calling him as I was dating someone else at the time. he came in to my store a couple days later and proceeded to slam his hand on the counter and go "So, Ms. Laustic, I suggest that next time someone gives you his number, YOU CALL." and then went off at me for a second, then left. this was in front of all my coworkers and my boss, all of whom were like Green Bay, Wisconsin came to see CM Punk? What do you do for income to be able to have enough free time to smoke that much ( Its the second pair of sunglasses that make go I had someone try to normal summon in defense mode this Saturday in a tournament, when I told him he couldn't do that, his response was "sorry man, the rulings on the constellar monsters are confusing." Do 1.0 owners get access to the beta phase 4? I've only just started looking into 14 again after a long break so yeah.... no idea I don't get the 49 downvotes... what is there to downvote here? Does this mean you're gonna die? Uhm, is it allowed that you're able to see chests through the ground? Why? Why did you want this? Oh wow Oh my God my Anti- Jinx worked! That is kind of... dumb? "My friend is financially unstable and jobless so let's get him a game to waste time on"? It's funny you say that, because that's exactly where I live Wow, How exactly does >100% attendance work? Your high school has a golf course ? So you want her to be your sister? Its like soon I will catch you why does j4 make it any worse? f-raped. Facebook-raped. Basically, someone else logged into your acount and posted false crap. That word alone makes me doubt this is true because who the fuck says 'fraped', esp people old enough to have sexually active children? I... I never noticed How did you even slightly manage to find that? I agree! It definitely taught me some hardcore patience and discipline... maybe that's the point? At first I thought it was the filter for the pic but no, its her scar tissue. I just watched all of that guy's videos from your link. ( How do you not get hypoglycemia? Wow. That damn thing worked Augh, it's adorable but it's kinda freakin me out I dunno what everyones going on about, if you digitally download from amazon/gmg like in july, you would have gotten your "Promotional code" instantly which will include pre-order bonuses which INCLUDES early access. I presume that people who have just got around to ordering now will have to wait? because maybe the codes have run out (a lot of trouble at game stop too, or so I have heard). If you ordered in july and did not get a code, you did something wrong KYR Sp33dy? Really? You sure? I don't ever recall taking more than 6 hours on a story run of MGS2 And by the way skull artefact is square, has one horizontal, two vertical lines and three dots (eyes) on it's front Well, and people still can't figure it out by themselves, even if they play Did you at least lay out a towel? How ripped are you? husbands I'm eyeing amazon for this (cause I hate Ebay)... I want it to be super cheap so I can buy it and not feel greedy following what happened during the steam summer sale Wait... what? Seriously? I don't think you'd have a choice in the matter... Wait... can people in Japan call others imperialists? Dat perspective and focus blur in the panel with Sasuke's Amaterasu Is it just me or has Rin put on some baggage here? Vampires, zombies? I thought those proportions only existed in fiction. How do I make it sound like I actually did the art? They are very, very patient. :-D They say they carry up to a K, but they only had up to an H in a 40" band, and it turned out I needed an I (US). Their measuring seems hit-or-miss; the first time I let them measure me, she had me lift my arms in the air and she measured me that way over my shirt and bra. Mine was more "Why would people just give strangers random stuff What is that?... A snake eating a frog... *from the inside* .... I don't get it Yeah, lemme just go down to the basement to get my handy hacksaw I just have lying around... really? Laurie? How did you not wash them first? First word I created: Lazy cock hammer... I like buying the dorm things from Target even though I'm not in a dorm? But pencils and books? Oh that little smile 2:17 He's a lucky dude to have a lady like you. I would love to make one or more of these with a special lady. My last girlfriend was terrified to death of anything sexual... :/ That relationship ended on a fairly sour note, needless to say, and on top of the 2 year dry spell I had with her it's been nearly 3 years. can you tell me whats the secret to make you stop ? my girlfriend does this and i need my sleep My ex-husband had a girlfriend like this when we were in high school. (I actually met him when they were dating.) I always thought she was this pretty 'good girl' Christian. Once he and I started dating, he told me all sorts of weird shit about her. She also had the 'no penis in vagina' rule, but everything else was pretty good to go. She was also a chronic masturbator. He said her hair brush handle was disgusting. He had tons of dirty notes she'd written him which were highly graphic, all with no vaginal penetration of course. When she found out I was dating her ex she started getting really weird and personal with me, following me around and always trying to be close to me, asking me to describe 'what he did to me', etc. She was weird. And I probably could have banged her too. You have electricty in Romania?! Ho..how massive are your balls of steel? I think it's more of the fact that we (as a human race) don't know how to build something that can withstand that much water pressure. I don't think we have even reached the bottom of the Mariana Trench ^unless ^^there ^^^is ^^^^no ^^^^bottom ^^^^^ Where is this? I have no idea why you are getting downvoted.... Im naturally olive toned too (although on the lightest side now. Im trying not to tan!) and i can't do brown liner. At. All. My hair is super dark brown so wearing a brown liner that's lighter would just look so off. That's exactly what I use. Luckily I had one already that I use for ... uhhh *essential oils*. today i found out in one of hotbids interview that he is 30 years old That feel when your subscription ended and you still get promos in the mail He doesn't buy Crayola crayons? OMG you remind me of Merida from brave :3 You're absolutely stunning, gurrl! You have a very unique looking face, and gosh, the hair... Well I'll be damned. A duck-sized horse. wut I know! I have almost black hair. Awesome, sounds tasty. 2oz of Mac 30 mystery dram made me go like The first one might be a flywheel and the others I have no clue You can do that? Now when I hear that sound in the middle of the night, I will think of this. Thanks how did you get into a loki in 4 months? Um, more please, and pretty damned soon If a guy hadn't explicitly stated he was interested in me and told me "good morning, beautiful!" Or whatever I'd probably be like "uh... good morning?" Good god that's magnificent. Maybe I'm just weird but these people look like a lot of fun and I want to hang out with them Then how do you know that it's that low Does this sub have an obsession with wagons? ... **my** wife. I think that is a good indicator of the scariness of a troll in this setting. Surprise called shot to the groin with a shotgun? No problem MY WHOLE LIFE SINCE 2001 HAS BEEN A LIE JUMANGI >The ACLU doesn't count? could you imagine taking a shot everytime moria goes KISHISHISHI during the thriller bark arc? I think it would be a harder sell to the lender What if everyone's "what ifs" came true all at once? just go to clgaming.net? Wut? you seem to yell more than talk, or my sound is .. weird. i don't know. no no, its cool. I'm on sir hammerlock. I dont constantly check the vending machines(didnt have to in borderlands 1, just an explanation not a complaint), I think i'm like 3 levels above my gear? And no not a raid boss, the side mission bosses and the shaman guys. I'm almost AFRAID of Tiny tina's at this point My friends had a field day with the crazy cat lady jokes... I did seriously want to keep them though. I can see how it happens Well... We are each other so... It's both 30k with quotes...3k without. What, do they *shave* the foxes or something? Soooo full disclaimer I'm pretty noob when it comes to this idea of judging how good a voice sounds. Clip A actually sounds like one of my female friends on steam lol (or what if that's you How did you try for "many hours of pain and frustration learning mechanics and perfecting my tactics"... ? Where'd you get all the tokens? Has that page been google translated from japanese? but /r/tgcj is amazing especially when you're skimming reddit and you read a post, the immedtiate WTF How in the hell did you do that?! Youtube Clown shark by Rhett and link...its not got any clown sharks I promise Oh gawd this is going to give me nightmares Dildo nose There's water? Where? I've never seen it on any of the planets. I'm 23. Am I not supposed to be funny to people my age? What if they never found it and it gradually grew into an adult foot and SMUSHED HIS BRAIN OUTTA THE WAY But what if you draw that level 5!?! Houston is the West Coast now? That was amazing ...Feces fetish, I thought that was internet shit only holy shit.. is she still alive? cause not getting sleep is equal to torture.. I didn't even know there was an alarm you could ring... I said everything right Genuinely curious, do they make un-circumcised packers? You know, I was planning on jokingly asking if you were in Japan...and then you mentioned Osaka. Wow. ive never seen a newborn pug or boston terrier but instead of closed eyes at birth i bet theyre all but what if i post one myself Why on earth is what I tweet news? > Why on earth is what I troll news? oh wow.. Why is everyone downvoting you? Wow he actually looks like Barry i am sure there are herds of handicapped people roaming the streets just looking for parking spots only to be turned away. Lets be more dramatic why dont we? THANKS!! :D Im so glad! I was worried it was bad.. that is the sexiest car Ive ever seen Well I mean if you're into that, more power to you I guess... DAT loop > What do you mean the end of summer? Big brother is watching. You look Damn good. Mmmmm. It's 9:30 in the morning where I live :P And I'm surprised that I'm awake so early What context is this written in? how much for all the games? He was stupid more than once? Because it's largely a free country? I'm pretty sure I've kissed my wife on the train before I see what you did there! \(>o-o)> (\^ What the man standing behind is doing? What are the ladies there waiting for? She is the one I know a guy who was gonna be the payroll accountant for the project. Was gonna be shot in Vancouver but fell apart because of budget issues. Never knew they where gonna start up the project again. I found it to be thoroughly entertaining, I had no qualms with Taylor Kitsch but I think Lynn Collins was perfect in her role, my is she quite the princess ...that creepy voiceover guy really put me off trying this game There's a reason he doesn't have the front protector like Madara. New here! what is monday majlis? I've never seen a server, valve or community, with a "var" of less than 1 So nice to see that sage mode is relevant again. Also that other half of Kurama gg, lost -29 Wow, this is actually pretty well done How does this part in particular make you suspicious? Weird I haven't gotten a request yet Shit man that last picture Well it's healthier than being a bitch to him I guess... Oh hello there 4ch layout... Holy fuck that was intense... her emotions seem real enough... I originally played a pirated version when it came out. Played for a few hours, got bored. Bought the legit version during the most recent Steam sale and well... I'm having a blast An original DS without one hinge broken? I thought those went extinct The Koreans are beatable! So. 1.6 beta. Time to search for HIM What the hell is in the lower left part of the screen? >What if he is not single and his gf (or bf) is actually there watching the whole scene? Is that a car that gets sucked under the trailer? my question is, if you can aim into the toilet, why wouldn't you work and hone the ability to pee with the same accuracy with the toilet seat down, men who are concerned? like all things male, make it a game or something. women have to clean the toilets anyways, so you win on that front. I did visa runs for a year, the immigration never asked for a ticket but the airlines in HK would want to see various things. Sometimes I would just say im going to buy one in Taiwan and they would shrug and let me on, one time they asked to see cash in my wallet to see if I had enough to buy a ticket lol I have no idea, I've never actually driven in continental Europe Amen to that She seriously called me up one day, while I was on vacation in another town, so I don't even know how she got my number, and asked me, "Does he kiss you on your breasts?" Is that MODOK he's stepping on? you must work somewhere really uptight if a picture of someone smoking (or the written word 'fuck', for that matter) is not safe for it Do you live in Florida? Your boyfriend looks suspiciously like a friend of mine... Omg! We have the same dream! ( wow, thanks for taking the time to write that Pantyliners are great if you use them in combination with tampons or diva cups to prevent leakage stains, or even if you're just an extremely light bleeder (as I've been in the past). But using them "every day"? If I'd need to use a panty liner every day I would probably need to go to the doctor to see if I have an STD. Whoa whoa woah... We're getting ALBW before Japan!? No I just feel a person's death and birth ought to remain private...then again, what am I doing on reddit?! Are you calling our players fat?! Personally I think reddit has become a joke. Granted it's a better source of news than the tv, but the retardation of the media has slowly made its ways to reddit. With major news companies realizing the traffic flow and visits of this site, it wouldn't surprise me if posts like this were done by one of them. I don't know anyone personally that would give a fuck enough about this to post it. But I guess some people are karma whores and will post anything to get upvotes and shit. Conspiracy lol! maybe hacks Do you actually understand the jokes though? I thought she was ugly and frizzy haired, then the Prisoner of Azkaban came out... and we were both developing at the time Perhaps, But that doesn't mean it is a valid suggestion. I don't really understand why anyone would downvote this anyways... Unless people want sheer chunk edges.... So do I Why not just take a second plastic bag and pick out the bread? That's... on... his.... forearm? So the general consensus here is that the first dream was definitely a wet dream, which makes me wonder if Finn is indeed turned on by the thought of Flame Princess and Ice King gettin' it on. Hey not just first time moms! hah I mean I gained a ton of boob with my first, but I've gained MORE with this one "Paint me like one of your Japanese girls." Sunset Beach. who, me? i don't remember your username When I was a kid we had a car spider named George. Only difference is that he lived on the inside of that car could be worth 1/10 of a chaos depending on the ilvl. Thats fucked up man Woops, Forgot the "skill" in skillcape Sooooo is this incest? High-place phenomena??? And chop willow trees only 22% return though My only guess is that somewhere during coding for this update, a semicolon or other separator got backspaced over that didn't cause a fatal compiler error (and wasn't caught during unit testing) but effectively removed the line declaring the UITextView to be non-editable. I can't imagine they'd re-write the view or its controller for every update I wanna see how they worded these questions actually, especially for the Asian regions, because those acceptance rates are a LOT higher than I would have thought they would be No Zhonya on Kennen Haha lady friend wasn't the correct term, a mutual female friend. Neither of us were romantically involved with her...or so she says Great question! The only answer I had: They didn't want to mess up their 4x4 raster... Holy fucksickles... What kind of techniques this dude use Is it just me, or is Sunny a little shorter than everyone else..? Isn't that illegal? Holy crap. I thought this was fake.... and then I looked I do this at home, but I have to walk two buildings over to the laundromat. I love /r/scotch and /r/bourbon but sometimes I think it would be nice if we had more bloggers/reviewers involved in the community doing things like this. Maybe I'll have to fill that position One would think Valve would have a dedicated sound man for the casters... Tried, they didn't know what it was. How is fizz high skill cap? Is that a Welsh Asturian king? I'm on aeria, can't find aquatic data for anything though. I find that at least half of the food in the TJ dumpster I frequent is marked "DONATE" with a sharpie. Damn, those look good! I gotta wait till that stuff gets a little cheaper cause im spending all my money on the payments for that thing! \>_< Well it does for a smaller group. It's comfy. Definitely smaller than the last. But it'll also be clean. Which is nice. We'll work on it. I need to figure out my schedule as school starts up soon. Mine is Resident Evil.. Not cause it was difficult game.. but it scared the shit out of 7 year old me So it is!... Or IS it?! Jesus, this reminds me of a guy I dated in high school. His jizz tasted SO BAD that I almost threw up on more than one occasion. He was my first boyfriend and I thought that ALL guys tasted like that. I'm so glad I was wrong! I saw that game had just come out and I was tempted to buy it but there are still so many games from the steam sale that I have yet to play No Yeah, that could be another factor why some people wouldn't like raw fish. But I say to that, thank goodness there's skin. Now if the fisherman are doing some unsavory things inside the fish during those long lonely nights out at sea, that could be quite concerning. I got the same thing in the mail At first I thought, "wow it looks like an underwater waterfall!" Then i realized it kind of is! The Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout? No, the grades will be up in a couple of weeks. Also: I probably should keep the personal-information trivia to a minimum!! Just cuz. I always find the best paint is the one you like the most I wish i could that game is a part of my life now dfiles.EU The title made me laugh that much more when I watched the video Yeah but why bring it up in a thread about a starcraft player? I've never noticed before, but Butterfree's and Venonat's faces are almost identical If I uovote this comment will it get me off the list? > what's the worst that could happen? Isn't that the end of Ramadan? I think the only thing that will be "going down" will be a shitload of food I love how the dog's just like "...what just happened? I live in Dortmund and did not notice any problems whatsoever with those trains Holy shit, first teleport takes me to the street that my childhood house is on. Was she? Or did i name him grumm? WOW ... They work just fine for me What did I just watch Oh man. I got my wisdom teeth out years ago, had to be mid 90's. That was a terrible experience. I can only imagine what listening to that would've done to me Guys, you can kill someone with a can of wasp killer Close enough. They all look the same... Wut Commisioner Robert Paulson... makes sense now. Literally jumped back from my laptop in fear, oh god why Can't tell if thats my queen... Or if I'm loosing worse than I thought.. I think the differences will be easier to see if you had a natural facial expression in the pictures. You tend to raise your eyebrows when taking pictures (to look like this: "help dat awkward moment when ur 14 WOW That is NSFW! My mom was married to a cop So to be clear you are telling me that fizz has a bad early game there for he has highskillcap? I honestly dont understand how you find him as a highskillcap champ Had to double take on this one. Wow, that's still near the beginning And $100. Wow! Amazing how just a title can make so much difference financially for a company Maybe she should've named him Majesty or Grace....or Debbie He made 200k? I remember when I saw the legendary Deathclaw. The horror I witnessed when I saw how big it was. <_<, >_>, What Conspiracy: All SE male characters are modeled after him. Grill. Check. Dem axle blocks. Wha. . . what is even happening right now "The Lamp" that's a terrible UI ... If you notice the top arch of the sun, and then you trace to where the bottom should be, there are two suns in this picture. Yes, please! oh The speed of his spinning armbars is I was more impressed by the site's name tag thing at the top. It was scrolling It's ok, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway... Why would you use such an expensive chair The awkward moment when the ad says "thanks for not using adblock plus" but I am using adblock plus..... It's like a universe gave birth to a much better, more beautiful universe. dear god im sorry man. . . they, they seem to be growin smarter... OP is telling confessions within confessions You mean it isn't? Damn, really? There have been some devices running unknown versions of android recently, but idk Dat RAM... I only have 3gb She is beautiful! Seriously??? can you get me full roster of zenith? or at least prolly you can get iceiceice? just im not that much onto paying 6 keys for that guy i never heard before But we aren't attacking prey, we are saying "hi..." to that cute girl down the street...I have to research this Seriously, that bird Dat everything. It was love at first sight for me. I have a flight in 8 hours... Idk if this is a blessing or an omen Wow a fucking release date?! Do my eyes decieve me? An energy snotgun. I'm 25 and still do this on the copier at work & pretty much wherever Sexy lady with glasses... That can shake her ass. Damn. If you become his regular fuck keep posting. don't know what else i was expecting when i clicked Do you realize that if no Enlightened recharges it, they will need to waste 17 jarvis per week to keep that up? What do you mean? We typed this hours ago... This post is very accurate as I can't stop Sven looks like he is getting a bit hot under the collar. Juggernaut is paralysed by the view. Lion is looking as seedy as ever; dat face. That explains the eyeball I found at the gym the other day According to that graph, Just over 3 Hours I read the title wrong Size 4 is not plus size I can't comment on alternatives, as I own an R6 (small), but I will say that it is probably the most well made bag I have ever seen. I too, was like Yes. I have an R6(small). It's of excellent quality, I know the price is a bit Maybe they're the same person. Each year the tattoo is on the other side Poppy on drugs Under 6 pounds.. Oh that would be awesome... I could totally do that too with a square 25mm and some green stuff I could totally do that Talisman is deeper than Risk? I bet the sticker has a small camera that watches your every movement now the liver When I was younger I had 3 pet hamsters(2 boys and a girl) I saw the 2 boys fight to the death to be able to mate with the girl. At one point the clear winner bit off and ate the other hamsters ear. SCARRED FOR LIFE Isn't yvetal supposed to be like Hades or something? The Oblivion Pokemon? Zombie Pokemon? I saw Brave for the first time earlier this year; the way they animated Merida's hair - omg Food. At a stripclub? 57 tycker att britter är snyggast... Det var en chock för mig iaf dafuq Only *45%!?* I don't quite remember exactly where I saw it, but it was definitely in south jersey. If there were multiple instances of those 3 stores together, I would have started suspecting a conspiracy. Erm... thank you? I just got bras from LB for 11.04$ each. I got my eyes on you Bata 27/m here and i have 2 bobby pins in my hair and 2 of my own toothbrushes... So excited /r/eyes would like this. That's pretty insane to look at though. I'm trying to figure out what the alternative to this tip is... just discard your change after each transaction? Oh You sure? Do people not know this? Are you my boyfriend? I was hoping here someone could tell me... Do any of the half life mods still work? I thought they were all broken due to the recent update to half life. It looks like it has arms damn why is this comment getting downvoted? Did I say something stupid? holy fuck this pass prices.... It is more of a Scooby Doo feel! I think I've had more Sherlock-y/adult moments but I cannot think of any at the moment. Whoa we were probably looking this up at the SAME TIME. you like... being dissociated from yourself... while working out? > shit Guess those weren't fruit. I'm surprised no one has mentioned Fogo de Chao yet. It's basically an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of delicious meats. Trippy hahaha the best part is he wants to see the pictures after i take them so he can make a decision on what face to make next! such a female tbh, I've actually never heard of it before.. He's too busy licking objects at a hospital Howd you pass it with flying colors? Isnt it just Positive and Negative? ummmmm... so when is the consumer version of the oculus coming out again...? I couldn't believe they didn't mention the comic strip. Oh wow.. some of them look a lot different Damn I transferred from AR to SoR last week. The difference is huge, especially if you enjoy WvW. During peak hours, you can even expect to be queued into EB I drink tea without sugar...I never knew it was considered weird not to I've got refills on everything, so at least there's that! But oh, man, if it really is 450 IU a day, that's a lot of money going into my stomach every day. for some reason, after i started watching archer, i've been seeing archer pic all over the place This is probably good to know. ehmmmmm wtf? Ah, my mistake, not sure how I got you two confused Yeah, what the hell? It was front page with over 4,000 upvotes in three hours, now it's gone I dont know why everyone has so much pain with them. I have mine in since 7.6.2013 (german date) and did not take them out once. No Problem I know a guy who's son still does that hes 10. Good grief you have gorgeous nails!! I love this!!!! What's the bet NYs LB gets injured which means Carney gets game time and makes it into our WC squad So this factoid definition is in fact a factoid? Oh no!! I have a growth on my neck that I want them to remove too, but I don't want this! " It's on Sunday How do threads like these always end up on the front page... Imagine how long it takes to redo that base Wow! I looked up Gragas on Lol Wiki to see exactly what his W does and it's incredible with all the stats it gives I have had a few tooth infections. Is it really worse than all of that? I mean, the pain is pretty terrible and I didn't sleep, but I didn't realize it was worse than all of that .... that sounds like the last ranked game I played Alicia loses 2-0 but advances Our tackling is horrendous. Bad angles everywhere. Good thing it's only the first preseason game. Th-they are trapped? *gulp* How do u know it's Mister? oooooh! I want to see your Draenei mage!!! But is he black? Fucking CannaMart?! Yeah I have no idea what her plan is exactly. At the first session I specifically asked if she provided CBT and she said yes. But we haven't done it yet so...not sure when exactly that would come into the picture. That's a Linux binary, not a Mac one. Vertigo. Fucking vertigo. The room spins, and if you close your eyes, the blackness spins There's an 83 out there? like what colors? WOW!!! Well in that case, YAY NO PERIODS! I don't want kids either... maybe I should consider this. Holy wow Woo! I have money and space! But now how can I hide money from myself so I don't spend it in the shop Something to do with the killing of candy...... It's like, that one dude is know you're looking at him, and he's glaring back at you. *Do* they, though? Do people actually see that word and think "Oh, *that* sounds Mexican. Damned spics." How do you not rent out a place and live with like 5 other people and scrimp and save every dime and become millionaires in a decade with plenty to spare, then just move to the midwest and never work on anything you don't want to ever again? Why do you keep saying that I am lying? When i was in 7th grade i was about 101 pounds or so Because we really needed more unexpected moves from SM 512 represent! Austin is weird as fuck. O_O what the Is there a video or something? Lot of people getting Ghost House recently "Naïf-than". No. Also, my iPod added that umlaut thats just what a child molester would say... I just pour it in my ear. Veigar and Lee Sin. Nothin' special for Veigar, but man... dat Lee Sin ...Oh, in the lights of day just like that? yeah i'd hope since crepes are just flat unleavened pancakes This looks photoshopped, whats goin on with your arms? Is Furk supposed to be happy that his wife is lying to him? You know, it feels like it's a recent change, but those T20 names started about 10 years ago now I was reading about the college itself, which obviously has one... you are quite awkward. But in the previous link, it was eating a brontosaurus and brontosaurus was tiny. What yellow dot? Why do they chase so much I'm on reddit since I was 12 30 times Dude... put your pants back on Actually, this is pretty smart... Don't tell me it procreates Product List is up and you're absolutely right about the eyebrow. I have a serious symmetry-problem Oh my god no. I've heard of ways to set up fantasy rapes, but they involve about a hundred little checks on the situation--friends calling you, having a friend in the house somewhere, having an S.O. or REALLY good friend that you completely trust set up the event, etc. That one isn't really a "DIY all alone" kind of deal, holy hell. I'm mostly impressed because you did this under the influence of Red Bull... I just remembered that I dreamed about giant avocados tonight.... d1 on west and i don't see master yi banned/picked that much LOL Supermodel, I doubt, but I have no idea what I'll look like. I gained weight when I hit puberty, so I've never been a 'normal' sized adult. I had just started playing minecraft in 1.2.5 and I was playing with my cousin who has never played in her life. We were walking around looking for a good place to build when we came across a village. We got so excited about this because we didn't know village were a thing. Then we saw a villager and she wanted to kill it and take over the village. Well I asked it if it would kill me and it nodded its head. There is a rule against deleting old posts. What if the Anhur doesn't use his Pillar the ENTIRE match ONCE? I had that happen yesterday The kid can't say anything. OR the dad will know THANK YOU for the reassurance lol. My partner and I constantly joke that he's either going to be President or we're gonna be visiting him in jail. nice patch, now i have 289queue for a 100player instance.... did anyone else notice the shirt sleeves were different colours? I may teach someone for free it would crash my system on round 60 if i got that. especially since you wouldn't have to put a new round in the barrel. So Jealous Mine was a combination of temples, huge houses, and City Creek combined. My mom responded to my question about the necessity of them, and also the message they send with "If you had the ability to, wouldn't you want to live in a beautiful home? What's wrong with enjoying being well off when they've earned it?" Why didn't I know about this subreddit before 15 y.o. with Down Syndrome "walked to work"? The gap in sells from first to second place is amazing You'd better run for your life OP! ...how big is your head? Thanks. I know it only goes up to 80km/hour, but really, you would not want to go a lot faster on something like this... Do you work at a daycare? A 30ft tall woman would still make a normal sized human be the equivalent of a 1ft buttplug... Why do I find this creepy? My christian, conservative family cannot seem to grasp why I, a 25 year old with ovaries, am not obsessed with babies. I am not even in a relationship and some of them ask me when I plan on having kids. I wasn't wearing lipstick Why does our SonicWall block that as "Pornography"? Maybe he hasn't stopped drinking How did your Dad get a 2013 ASE in 2011 Gold creme blush? How can a community use "down syndrome" to beat someone up? I don't think I know how?? fucking hell What's with the trolling downvotes? why is his chin blurry My friend was talking how gelato can make any shitty day awesome, I asked if it could make 9/11 awesome. Then we laughed at the prospect of a 9/11 victim getting gelato and turning that ...JESUS Oh so you're saying a lot of people get only the first (big) node? didn't know that Imagine if Steph Marbury naturalized as a Chinese and played for team China the last one is ...this happened to me fairly recently. Not last week, but close enough. Are you my girlfriend? I have him tagged as "emo slap fap" At least they are doing something different than the other providers for once? Lactose intolerance isn't an allergy, but yeaaah I got it over a year ago, I tried milk recently and I was fine. So many furnaces. It'd be a shame if I stole them! Buck Angel? yep. never got why they made them so grotesque. The idea was cool but....just...Why? Canada has the best modern music in the world... ( I thought I was getting crazy It's not an obsession The Citroen lineup is stellar : Muller & Loeb Well, technically the content is not on this subreddit. Altho yes, I can see your point. I just dont approve, I mean, this is reddit. Boobs are literally everywhere if you bother looking for them, and those who go on a rule34 subreddit definitely do how long was the first ? I'm starting forget but I was 18+ without and the last 2 with the dex. It has both saved my life and not been quite aggressive enough a the same time. I've been on the pump for... holy shit.. 11 years? How exactly did I go batshit insane? Maybe because neither are the original There's a problem arriving 10 minutes early? i guess i zoomed in the browser when i was looking at something else from that site so i literally got a full , 24 inch screen of sex. Apparently I cannot math. Yeah, the weird thing is, he didn't know about this accident until he got to the hospital...he said that he had a gut feeling that he should go back to work early. Dude I've never gotten the baller swag sword That's the one that stood out to me too *dafuq did I see* If sincere, thank you. And...unexpected! For once, his hands were the SECOND thing I noticed.. That creep baby doll shirt Are they made of felt? I believe he is ready. He says he is and he knows what it feels like to be free of it, so I think he's telling the truth. I hope he's telling the truth. If it's more lies I think the shit will hit the fan in a big way. I have a 2" by 2" hole in my head. San Francisco spends something like $13 million per year on 200+ chronic street alcoholics. Are you my son? Also, I can dance with things in my hand. Oh wow... I'm having flashbacks to Miss Teen USA explaining why a fifth of Americans can't find the US on a map. half an fps Holy fuck, the plug of the mass production eva has 'KAWORU' written on it you did what? Aye, 'cause there is certainly no elitism in console gaming. I watched it twice in theaters and probably 3-4 times in the first couple months after it came out on DVD O....Kaaaay..... But you care about us, This is one of the few shows I'm glad I didn't watch growing up. Soooo terrifying. Egads, is that an actual person?! Can we draw attention to the voice of the guy filming!?!? I don't think I've seen that many ghosts in one game. What y'all playing, League of Running Simulator? Oh great, help the cop why don't ya That Kakashi v. Minato fight So since we're talking house rules here... if I activate that 20-cost, I can grab a box of Eldrazi and just... play 'em? Those things are going to haunt my dreams tonight if 5 years is quick, then ya, started teaching my self sophomore year of HS, by the end of senior year I had taught myself MIPS assembly and was getting in trouble hacking (not just using existing hacks, but actually creating them) the Sony PSP, and getting cease and desist orders from them R/bigwha??? My God, I had no idea this even existed. I would finally know what the Mexicans in the back of Chick fil-A say about me when I order a gallon of sweet tea and enough nuggets to dent the chicken population of the United States Did you try shooting him? His ult resets? I'm no expert on wh40k, but don't they have like some kinda powerful psionic gestalt that lets them realize the imagination as reality? prop your hips up with a pillow, the g-spot isn't that far in also ti3 is an event to which tickets sold out in less than 20 minutes How do you know? I decided to participate in keeping this thread alive.. And I only now realize how limited my options on replying are! ... it sounds like somebody has put a plastic bag over my head and then began urinating on me. I can't see this backfiring in any way, shape or form. Really? I came across a couple at a zoo and they were grunting like cavemen Talk about a twist ending... Is this something you were doubting at some point? I've never heard of the host/ess demoing a product at these Fuhrer isn't blacklisted I read addiction Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking the musician ship... The drummer is 18 years old There was talk on the SS&E podcast of them coming back for HAL13-14. My friend is getting married today.. Departed? I was in a rough car wreck when I was younger and started taking my extras during HS to keep from feeling anxious as fuck in school. Kinda kept taking em then started messing around with psys I guess. weed is the last drug I ever tried I don't know if it's regular or not. I mean, I did know other kids whose parents were homeschooling for religious reasons, but I also know a lot now who were homeschooled in a secular fashion. Those kids turned out ridiculously well-adjusted and talented. Some of their parents used what's called "unschooling" or "child-led learning." I don't think it would work for all children, but it worked well for them. One of them entered college at 14 or 15, finished by 18 or 19, and had already networked well enough to enter straight into a research position in her field. This isn't the "How it's Made" that I know I.......... Words. I have none. Not what I expected when I started reading it. He could still have tits.... Wow Channel 4 is FAST on his blocking of videos I used to have really, really sweaty underarms to the point where I could only wear black/white tops. I ended up using Certain Dri for about two months while at home one summer and my perspiration went away completely (save for really heavy workouts) and hasn't come back for a decade. I think that's a good thing, though it still freaks me out quite a bit. this is too much resolution Why would anyone read a comment thread if they didn't want the show spoiled? Especially if you live on the West What's Opeth - Blackwater Park doing there Nope its a zoid. But it look really close to a blade wolf aww well congrats! I'm 30 weeks, but this is baby number 2 for me! Yeah i'm getting the pelvic pressure pretty bad. His head is already nice and engaged for labor with my cervix starting to thin. There is a good chance he's going to be impatient like his sister and make his debut early :P I think my OB said he's around 3-3 1/2 lbs right now The ocean going vessels in the river. Well, I can't believe this has never been posted before. perhaps nausea potions would be brewed with the poisonous potato Did you notice I suddenly disappeared last night? And seaweed. So much seaweed. Much better than LD and Lumi. They make the chinese teams look like super pros compared to the western teams and even last night when Alliance was winning they were saying they were losing This reminds me of the three levels of "Awake" from the coffee at Burger King with eyes that are progressively more open. Turbo awake is What's with the sad, depressing music? I felt like I was watching a funeral scene from some sort of daytime television series ive never seen ducktales Is it me or does it say "0001rr" on the tail What tier do you play in, since your jungler don't give you blue? I just played a ranked game, and I got the FIRST blue buff in the game (not the 2nd!!)....?? 9 servers 50 challengers each = 450 Yeah, after I found out, I sent a message apologizing to him via her phone *and he responded* Damn DAT FLAIR This is fantastic! wait WHAT? I just finished game 2 of the rebroadcast. I just assumed rain rolled the rest. MARU 4-0 FINISH!? Fuck yeah, guess I will be watching the last 4 games after all fnatic? Looks like Howl FUCK. ME. Over 120 000 clicks just to use those bones ...so we watch the skies while baby-quaggans steal our new wallet?! Best part is his apology where he claims it's SingSing's fault But there is still unused space? O_O -_- O_O -_- I think someone else said this already but damn, I can't read anything in this. So many words I have never seen before... Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Nissan, is there something you'd like to share with reddit? What do you mean by "ulti indicator"?? What happened to the previous 23... 6 Sections are only 1-2 sentences long. You are good looking, so a lot of guys probably don't care, but they are stupid. I think more length would be a good move. Also your flair and your profile disagree on your age Yeah it showed some weird error code and kicked me back to my house Wow Yeah I'm seeing that a lot of people think that, I'm not emo and are you sure about losing the facial hair? I have sort of a baby face and I'm not sure girls necessarily like that at 19..? Or do they..? When we host South Dakota State... UGH YES as a st louisan myself, this drives me absolutely fucking crazy I came from League a while back and you are exactly correct. I'm a jungler at heart (in League, anyway; the DotA jungle sucks) so I felt like a fish out of water for a great while. I felt constrained by mana for a long time until I learned the tricks for mana management (tread toggling, actually getting arc boots, couriering clarities in a pinch, basilius). In addition, DotA uses mana to constrain the power of heroes pretty liberally, so it can be hard for a new player to know what is a hero constraint and what is a fault of bad play. Last hitting through delay was hard at first (I tried to play Lina when I first started... No they're not. Oh god, what's the context here? I don't really know how Nvidia cards go, but by looks of it [Google ftw] Gtx460 is actually more powerful GPU Always wanted to know how far I would go... I guess this is it But.. Maul isn't in the Bane books. Not trying to e a party pooper Cupid only hummed ... This isn't Blizzard. I just realize that face looks kinda like a kerbal. It is literally impossible to read that text. Just checked....its correct Snaking?: ( Fucking Hell was part of the trending tweets in your country? idk if it is a stereotype, but every time i play against Vayne's in ranked they all have skins > Canada officially uses metric but because we trade so much with the US and are influenced so much from the US we use a lot of imperial too. We measure ourselves in feet, weight ourselves in pounds, measure temperature in celsius and distance in kilometres/metres. I'm pretty sure metric is only extensively used in the medical field and outside that it's mostly imperial in pretty much every field I can think of. Jackass would win an Oscar. Because it's Monster Reborn? I mean, it's not exactly rare, is it? This is the first hting I thought of...how does this have -4 votes? Mind fuck. What if both the usernames are from the same person! Did you just imply rock isn't commercial? I feel like I've wasted my time in Japan given I have not been to this place yet. As much as I usually like TJ's in house brands, I gotta disagree. They over salt the peanut butter in the filling. Isn't it in every starter deck? But then that means...she voted for herself to do that concert for the deaf kids just for the lolz. that puppy is so fucking adorable. I want one Oh i understand I went from mosins straight into AK's and AR's and building and assembling them it was like IS IT CREEPY OUR FACES LOOK THE SAME. The one on the bird feeder looks like he is out for blood Oh I know. I've just been reading subs and following links to related subs all day...even at work, haha. I don't think I got any work done at all, just reddit. Now, to figure out how to tell my wife Kid in third grade once told me he would kill all muslims including me and my family 12 downvotes already!! Funn1k has never played Wisp for NaVi, unless it was when they had standins. She is my favorite assassin Well, it can result in a mayo though. All natural mayo. thought that was a giant snail. My penis size is exactly 1/2 of my shoe size I am "queen" duck face. The noise alone is something out of a horror movie... Oh wow! I never even thought of that! Good God, Munkres takes about 180 pages to get to connectedness, and this book does it in 40 pages. How terse are these books? I thought so too, and yet he has one and fires it in the Hound episode. This game is like a starcraft tower defense, without the tower... or the defense... why am i still playing For some reason I thought it was supposed to be ironic *because* they don't pray... Since they don't "pray" to the spirits, of course they would rarely answer \ Oh my god. I am so jealous. I am going to stalk you until you sell that to me. ** Is it actually Sky? Sky BEK... I've gotta be honest. It's not the worst song I've heard. I actually quite like it. Never seen one like this... Wait, does War Thunder actually "use" the catch hooks. Does the game actually have a cable system working for the carriers ? I thought it was a joke That looks a shit ton worse. Are... are they not in sound proof booths? Oh wow, there is an ESL Shawn and an NASL Shawn?! Looks almost like suicide As someone who has a really bad social anxiety disorder THIS is why i dont go out in public. my worst fears are now confirmed Who considers Assemble crap? How much money is in that screenshot? Something like this happened to me once, but the guys in the car starting calling me "fucking JEW" and shit. It was weird, I sort of look stereotypically Jewish but I'm actually not. Poor kim, never really thought she was like this but oh well i can say it was quite entertaining and Whats up with the red hair As an American, why is beer so expensive in a place that I would expect beer wasn't expensive aw that is so nice of you, thank you so much for trusting me! thankfully wart JR left, and I did the villager reset thing, the 7th time merengues post was there! can yu believe that?!? I cheered and my husband looked at me like Met a kid last night. He said "I've only known you for twenty minutes but you're kind of a douche." Everyone else was like: am i the only one thats ever thought to pop up my nose over cracks Why would you cut a cat's claws? How do they measure how corrupt north korea is? its deleted TIL people really clip the entire claw in some places holy cow, i used to work on that plane (315) as a mechanic........7 years ago Are they actively encouraging duckface? Dreads can hit T3s at short range now? oh god sorry didnt think about that Well it was a pussy, I've got no idea what it is now! Thanks! I've never heard of brown rice syrup Pudge is one of the weakest laners in the game... Last time I checked Thresh was pretty strong? Of course fountain hook is an exploit, but you don't win a game just by fountain hooking. It can give you an advantage, but to get there is pretty difficult. People questioning this bug should really try play pudge+chen or something and see how easy this bug is to exploit... It sounds like it's instant win every time you fountain hook just because NaVi made some amazing plays Says 'kneecapper' People are so fucking rude. This is kinda unrelated but reminded me of something that happened yesterday at work. I walked by service desk and said "heyy how are you?" to a little boy standing with his gma. Then when I come to the side the gma looks at me and says "it's ok talk to the service desk woman since THAT lady won't talk to you" ...I was just like What's the precise model of the dv5 (e.g. dv5-1226nr)? Also, if it's a 2010 laptop, why does it have Vista? I JUST KNOW scout is ezio Misspelt. The video with the wartenberg wheel is interesting Really? /cry ...farcry3 o yes and dont forget about the sharks in crysis Why was one of them posted on r/gaming? ? Actually, that doesn't seem over the top at all. Have you seen Ru Paul's Drag Race? You're excused. This time. are you god? Dude I had a weird thing happen to me on that guy on my warrior. I was downed, and he had a little bit of health left, but not enough for me to 1 him and before my 3 could pop I was dead and....teleported outside to a completely different arena. I can't remember if I was exploded or if he one-hit me. Anyway, I didn't notice the bags at first but when I looked in my inventory and saw it and checking my achievements showed I killed him. I still have NO idea what happened -- I swear he still had a small chunk of HP when I died \ Lounging panties? There is a subreddit for that? those eyes are huge Tech... Ninja... Oh man that may have been me, unless there's ***gasp*** *another Bama fan in the Castro!* This was one of my all time worst fears while I was away at uni Extended version with smile did u guys know pl could dance I have these shoes.... OOC: I think I just beat one of your bros in a fight. ...why do you have a mod that dresses toddlers in skimpy outfits? oops. I hope this is somewhere near me so I can go pick through these... I've only ever seen 2 or 3 of these books ever pop up at used stores, and they've always been ones I've had. I only own 4 of the books in OPs pictures. Alabama would be my guess. Lol but seriously, I was kind of hoping it was just one of those made up things because the thought of it is a bit... strange. well yeah hes been casting every day for how long now?? its obviously going to strain his voice Whoops yeah the last two fingers wern't straight So much certainty. Wait... is that your Dick? I've seen Confederate flags in small-town Ontario, Canada. My God, Diablo's "Dungeon" was just... The mechanics You need tickets to get to the platforms? Campaign team has a great streak of amazing maps Weird. Someone replied to me with a comment I made about the 'cumbox incident' earlier today. I'm seeing burnt cum everywhere or me from Friday? You have a lot of people to thank. And are you going to offer to paint them back? Marshmallows?! That guys insane What. The. Hell. My ex has a tattoo of his "crazy" ex's initials. That *always* bugged me when we were together. Later I found out that she nearly babied his child Oh my God. I just realized that's what her name means. Dude. Wait until you're in your mid-20s. I can no longer sleep in past 9am, nor can I stay awake past 11pm... no matter how hard I try or how much I want to. I'm getting the olds Orioles kinda going to town on SF You replied to me, you idiot. When you *have* friends, you can play those games with them, too! You just work together against the people you don't know. Almost like.......a team. werth What happened? I'm from LA and I hate LA - definitely one-way / single sided swingarm aww happy trails :(. my happy trail is so pathetic xD. but I've got humor to make up for it or at least I hope I do and that my friends aren't pity laughing I know there is a new spoiler rule in effect, but goddamn guys, atleast mention the goddamn winner in the body of the post!! I had to dig deep into this thread to find out it was duckdeok! What kind of question this this? That is actually fantastic Reading your post just made me do research on these terms. I now know the true meaning of life ...... Male here. In my opinion, you should see a (female!) hairdresser and ask her about what you can/could/should do with your hair and eyebrowes. I'd say, your receding hairline makes you look older than you actually are and it might scare women away (I once heard they don't like it). I'm the same age as you and if I were you, I'd actually try and shave my head. Maybe it looks good, who knows? Overall, judging from your face, you seem to be a nice guy. But please don't ask me about sexy now. OMG LOLZ SO RANDEMS Honestly, I think I was the one cracking jokes and pulling the C card whenever possible. At my brother's graduation party his band was playing and I wanted them to cover MIA's Paper Planes but the bass player didn't want to. So in front of like 50 people I said "I have cancer and I want you to play that song...so do it!" Everyone was like Jesus. That thing was super long considering where it was. D: I REALLY want to cosplay Siegmeyer. But that armor looks impossible to make You can do it. Just stick to your goals and don't lose faith in yourself. And don't kill yourself with those murder-sticks... I hear, they are fucking dangerous Basically every woman I talk to hates their bra. What bras does the world buy and wear? I feel comfortable in mine! I'm kinda excited that you showed a little amount of face this time around. You look great with red. Also, drool... One day. I will get an android phone Edit: Holy crap it is an SRT8. that's a new steering wheel Im not sure what a pokeball looks like. her ult is supposed to be like a second zhoynas but it doesn't block physical dmg ... strap on? Could be worse. We could be talking Wilson Combat, Nighthawk etc prices Looks like you have poop on your calf Marmol I can't believe this happens. Agreed. That's why I had some fucked up nightmares afterward and it didn't help that my great grandmother was a witch and died in the room I was sleeping in. so ... .wait... its still around ?! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? That's ridiculous. Let me ask one of the Mods if they even talked about it (I'm guessing not). Dat game 5 Well it's trippy running into someone from the other place at this place ( You are trippen on peanut butter yo( I could use this as a background. People actually browse r/all/new? Am I the only one who remembered them for the Timbersaw play? You are going to have children juice? Strange I literally just found that exact thing at my Goodwill for $20... ...I've never played one of the games on anything less then normal. I was actually wondering myself.. There's usually leaks circulating by the time a champion is suppose to come out... Lucian's already being postponed (first champ in a while that's happened to I'd add my OC into the show. She looks pretty much just like Wendy, and acts like her. Now that I think of it, I made my OC before the show came out. I did. It's on my phone still. i think its a sign I still have some. How you know Im going to alesso? If he lands his push thing, I just watch my health dwindle and I cry a little. I feel like the push isn't even necessary to put me into a bad position because I am dead by the time it's all over Now *that's* commitment. Wow, that's amazing. 200 Snowden, is that you? how do you get those aether wings?? google wouldnt even say I've watched it three time ( I thought he was engaged to bicarbonates? WHAT?! There is a random name generator? I always thought gameranger was more populated for Rise of rome, and it's voobly for Age of empires ...that was what I meant But? Virgin? Wha? Suddenly, that thumb doesn't look like a thumb anymore.... How can this thing, that is almost 2 years old, be on frontpage? Maokai ADC Scumbag swedish government > Hahaha, I've never actually done a 100% game so that would be interesting... 100% record is only 20 minutes slower than the any% WR though I just had this ports update too... Food oils your tits are perfect Not only that, but pictures just reposted from reddit.. On reddit there was a picture of a persons little girl on /r funny and about an hour later it shows up on Facebook, the people on Facebook claim it to be their child These are gone but I have a pink cotton thong! Actually I have a few things. I will take pictures of a few and put them on here, and then probably not do this anymore wow 140 in 9 months. My goal was half that in a year my god she is perfect Most of the stores here sell it for 53$ new, 40$ used and on amazon it`s 80$ Dude you have to talk to her! I thought I was the only one here to thing that I can't deal with dark themes on that, because even then i'd be switching between VS, my app, google, etc. Setting it to the dark theme just makes it really painful when you switch to google It's one of those moments where you just don't know how to react or respond. All you can do is Uhm. He did at one point mess around with being able to 'smelt' villagers into blood, liquid emeralds. I guess it used the same number as the blood, so the name was already set. I can't remember the last time I was truly happy Then what about the gays? Wow your list was almost exactly the same for me Everything. ( I didn't know BMW made minivans Can't be, the hole goes under the wooden box we keep the pond-water filtration system in and then continues through the wall Although, I literally *just* searched through this thread and came back to edit, but saw you'd already commented... apparently this particular women is not stuffing her bra, etc... because that's plastic surgery and how she looks everyday. But they're on opposite teams So... it's FF themed because it has a crap buster sword replica in the corner? Oh wow, political hipsterism is a thing now "Pride and Prejudice. and Zombies". Why the fuck not. Oh my gosh.. I just finished eating my sandwich, of which I put onion on... and you made me realize that I haven't been bothered by it either! When I think back on every time I've cut onion recently I've felt nothing! Weird... Holy shit. How in the hell did you never walked across a spray of someone Awesome job for making it a record! I was trying hard to make one too but I was in for about 40 days (5 days chemo, 2 days rest, SCT day then about a month till I was released). They just let the bag drip; took about 10-15 minutes. No pain for me, just an odd sensation and it made me a little dizzy and anxious. Didn't help that I had like 8 doctors in the small room with me all staring at me This would be where I admit that when I was something like 10-12, I had a big crush on one of the SWAT cats Hypnotizing nice you guys seriously think 13.04 is stable? You...You haven't seen The Goonies?!?!? when she looks at you like this I couldn't watch the entire video, I couldn't get past the fact that ricky kept looking into the camera and it felt like he was looking into my soul That arm! Ever put a bamboo pole into a fire? Lon seems educated, and is not intimidated by the camera. kata blitz... Me or Meades? lol like damnit dude, RUN. DON'T JUST STAND THERE. So, in a way, you saved him! Why do they keep doing this? AH tarantulas in a vag... Nope don't need to see it... My vagina feels wierd. hahaha, he's got 7 minutes in the Pantsir and 1 minute in a sprut and has never even entered any other vehicles in the entire game. 83k kills and almost 60k of them with the 320. Wait, how did you think they got the film back if it wasn't digital? The bandeau itself is only $5. You'd be paying triple that just for shipping. Tip: when you're new at some place, keep a low profile at first. You don't want to appear to your first day of work with a I <3 Stalin (would someone seriously wear such a thing? And now I'm sad :( so many tickets Slender hawk That's a good idea Did I see Domino there? I was there Both, me thinks... but the aforementioned comfort zone is something else to escape as well... it could mark the start of something new... Somehow I feel that I won't find rest until I just do it 9x clothes exist? Mesmerizing Who writes this A domesticated animal is with his kind in the woods with wild animals? Lol Lin? >My vagina feels wierd. quite an angry fella, hm? As well as being Paleo, I'm also on the GAPS diet (which apparently I should have said Dude Everest is in Africa not china, wait why am I replying to 24 day old threads It doesn't even look like it though Statistically, he probably makes more than you. I'm I the only person that didn't get a talk from parents??? Why would you want Draft in ARAM? Just for the bans? Or do you like waiting 3 minutes in queue and 5 minutes in champion select? [ At least you get to be asleep for it. It makes sense that surgeons are paid so much...they're probably going to be standing for a lot of that. wait how did you power the shop vac in a parking lot Holy shit you guys are generous I've started using that response... best I've gotten was the big eye What if everyone on this subreddit is secretely /u/YourPalRob except for me? MANA! never played OG quake I haven't even submitted any of my secondaries how fucking old are you ? Where can you NOT get premixed drinks? why are dota 2 paints so expensive "Hopped up" on nesquik? If see there are less dogs or kids than the day before, THAT explains how the rest survive. Heres how it went: When Finn said he'll patch things up with FP, I go the chills. When Jake said she had a new boyfriend, my heart stopped. And When Jake said just kidding then said but she might, it left me VERY relieved and wide eyed. Well, that escalated quickly . . . all that oil from just 11 coconuts? You two were just wrestling? Jumping off a building...wcgw? WHOA, DID NOT EVEN RECOGNIZE HER even the speakers are amused I am glad I am not the only one who noticed the toilet! OH DEAR GOD WHAT AM I LOOK AT haha maybe it was mutual. maybe she even posted on r/picrequest to get me out of her background His legs...backwards? Wow, just realized how much unsafe stuff Kane does with this team that was spectacular what am i missing here why is everyone freaking out Good for you. Your ex sounds really pathetic just from that post....I think posts like that are why I stopped checking Facebook. However, I must ask: why do you feel the need to prove anything to someone like that? You probably look awesome, so shouldn't stares/attention from new single prospects be more important to you than your ex's opinion?? Freaky Fred. what typo did i make? i cannot agree with you more, god damn, i mean GOD FUCKING DAMN WOW OMG SHE'S FUCKING SMOKING Uh, yes... I made one of those in white and black. When you run, his face blobs out side to side. It was too weird. I think it's great! You can't even see where it said "life" Is that a Centaur in the background? He knows my work password I live on Minnehaha and Snelling Seriously dude. Dear god, the smell when you kill them... Ok. Others are saying to get Comcrap to upgrade my ancient modem, but I'll give this a try when I don't have a headache like an ice pick behind my eyeball. Within one day of posting, he has 3 full years of reddit gold from that one comment, and 4500 free comment karma. FISH reporting in. FOW begins on Wednesday and I feel so unprepared. Was he gone at any point? This description is exactly it. Sometimes, I look back on it and I'm outside of it—like it wasn't even me at all You'd be surprised what comes to you. Last year I started a story with a kid on a plane ride and it turned into a terrorism-fantasy story 25 in a fight is good compared to what i get You know, this may seem weird but the bit that creeped me out the most was actually him touching me, since he seemed to only do it when he thought I was asleep. Makes me wonder what else he might've tried... What does that mean? * No idea if that exists. The hardest to kill are flies… they can rise from the dead, as witnessed by me this morning So having lived in Dallas pretty much all my life, this whole 'Township' thing is new to me... is Bridgewater an actual city or is it an area made of up many cities? Yea, you know, snail herds, like, um, stampede and stuff... Fps. I am a bit confused Could be that they're trying to get back inside their own bodies! Wiggy, Holy crap that's a huge startup script! How the hell did you get your co-ordinates to *precisely* 100,49,0 nothing after the decimal point without teleporting? Sounds like a great trip, did you learn anything important? Also, are people really that trustworthy on the internet? 7 hours earlier? Maybe I'm being dumb, but I just cannot see how to participate in this... really interested in trying this one out but I cannot find out how to get on the OB this weekend At age 10 hung with 16-18 year old guys who lived down the street. They were not bad influences, they showed me all the many video games outside of Nintendo and all the anime beyond Pokemon. synderen? accomplished? what has he accomplished? Great job skyduck! Way to stick to it! I just did day 2... Totally satisfied, Riot, take my money now I don't understand people on Earth To me that looks like Nocturne When :O. My EUW account ( level 30) got nothing How did you know? LOL wut, you hacked his info ... What ? It took me a minute to get it just right, but this coffee is delicious What the hell did I just click on? You know, I was joking when I typed that last night but it *was* just after a 3+ hour session of Cloudberry Kingdom with a friend... Today I literally do have a sore thumb, it also appears to developing a layer of hard skin - for the first time in years I have "Nintendo thumb" Wow. Honestly I thought my mom was the only person who did this $3 mill-- Madonna... The horrifying thing is, before I saw this, I made a pot of coffee using this water - obviously didn't notice the state the water was in I thought this was in reference to my flair / With stickers I don't think I'd be able to resist responding those are some interesting balloons That's a really nice pussy Do you work for Mohela? No? Uhh who wants NASA gutted? Wut happened to him anyways? Dont forget that its a freaking beautiful celestial body, and the view over Jool is just so awesome She is one annoying bitch but she sure can put it away you don't have to pay for that Personally, Bomb Man's weapon in the original Mega Man. One use: Guts Man. It would a been cool if they used it as a secondary weapon to get rid of those special blocks. But for some reason electricity made them explode.... This will blow your mind. In my hometown, KFC and Taco Bell are combined into one restaurant ...oh Those head lights make the car look like it's appalled... or they're just harder to kill How do people recognize people from elementary school? Not if you play bingo. BLINK DAGGER???? I think I started writing the comment when I was looking at the picture and I finished writing when I was using muscle memory. I'm still as baffled as you What are you, 12? I have never seen Del rio do that Oh wow... Anubis legendary ...That cant come out pleasantly but does it flash while it farts?! I think you'd probably die shortly after ingestion... I would tell you my favorite color... but I'm colorblind I have pink hair... I, too, must be ovulating at all times. Or Marines/SWAT Teams You should just do it, my boyfriend knows a family in PA that started with a small mushroom farm (they were immigrants and didnt want to do chickens) and then they just grew it next thing you know they are multimillionaires producing some of the most exotic mushrooms that restaurants fight over to buy. I live in New Hampshire. My dad lives in LA (movie business). Anyways, I'm sitting at the airport (coincidently, at the same terminal and gate I always get stuck with, B33 in BOS. Got it on my flight to France last week as well). Anyways I look over and there are not one but two of my friends from highschool. We get on the plane and....sit next to each other ( * That would be amazing Goddess that looks like emo on this picture? I had a friend who dated a guy who told her that if she had asked for ranch with her salad he would have dumped her at the restaurant first some times for me its worked but other 20 mins i didnt get through wall. Sometimes i got through wall and instaback to the first position That... shouldn't be possible with a boltor. I don't know why but when i'm stressed I do better Splitlip, meet Old Man Logan and his Thule Society henchman. That gif seems.... wildly inappropriate pretty much in sunshine they are breezing through the actual tricky part and sucking at anything easier. it's like a paradox. pretty much in sunshine they are breezing through the actual tricky part and sucking at anything easier. it's like a paradox. Never actually read that, this is so weird That was definitely an interesting read. I had no idea what the process was like, and I've been watching the show since my early years 6 par année c'est extrême is unidan a bug expert or something? OMG its the ig idle server, i play there all the time LOL thats hilarious, I know all the guys n that screenshot A lvl 1 death costed your team defeat on the road leaving the university too Posting to find in the future. I'm a bull? INVIDIA! Eri al BM! Your friend just bought Southeastway park? Holy shit Sorry! First the customs form thing happened, then I went on vacation and I even brought the bras in case I had time to mail them, but I didn't, and now I just moved houses.... i hope its not still wet I forgot to say that this guy lives next to me. "I am not going to bury my son! My son is going to bury me." One of my favorite John Q, quotes Wow you used bitch twice. Well, at least you won't have to worry about Ra's abilities not being Gold That exact same thing happened in my Civics class. haha well my hair is not usually like that, the wind was crazy that day. this is the first time ive ever had long hair in my life, so im not sure what to do with it I can't see anything... ....launch?? Really there's no limitations on who I can take? I'm mesmerized... Sup guys. My game is rain delayed and the manual clock at Nats park is being blown backwards by this storm. Ya, just a thought I pay about 100 dollars monthly on my tank and it's only 55 gallons lol I couldn't imagine what a 300 gallon tank wouldcost to maintain especially saltwater I was thinking the same....how bad is that!!! I wonder if she was just as tender Is that a pierced tongue?! Actually, if you believe certain theories, Zed is Shen's father Of course I should have thought of it like that Is that... Shia LeBeouf Well that's not our fault, in fact it was your team who hit him and have him the final concussion OMG. You're a troll but the human is friendly to you? .429 against Maddux?! Yes, because no other country on the planet uses Dollar as their currency.... Toyotas are made like tanks O_O, but I bet you've seen some shit As a grad student in Physics, this is me every day. Believe it or not, real. Only your face? Yet there is a black case in the midst of all green ones! EVERY time? My parents told me when I was about 4-5 years old that I would get up in the middle of the night stand in the middle of the room and start talking to the wall. They would tell me I've said things like "who are you"? "why are you here"? After that they told me i'd stand there for about 3 mins asking the same 2 questions until I start crying and running into there room. This isn't even the same pose Or is it the other way around? What case is this? Was the picture taken with a mirror No body knows Which character is the 1%? :P the toughest one for me to get, and in my opinion, the hardest part of the whole game, is the graffiti test run for 99th street. Getting alllllll of the graffiti is also hard, some of the extre ones that pop up in the residential zone area are ridiculously hard to get to Alex Riley has had more matches than Kevin Nash is it me, or are 90% of the kids on there blonde? .......... Haha I love that! My step dad is as country as it gets. When I got a side cut the only reason he didn't like it was because "only men shave their head" I told him to grow up, and look around. Neither he or my mom liked it but my mom understood that I was tired of looking the same. My look was STATIC, hadn't really changed for years. I was understandably tired of it. She didn't stop me but she didn't help me either. I did it myself, and I love it so much. My mom hates stretched ears, I find them BEAUTIFUL. It's hard to explain why, makes the ear...dainty? Artful looking? Idk, but she hates it and recently we pierced my ears, *I know I know that's bad, but that's how we do it around here, plus 30 bucks for putting a needle through my ear? They wouldn't pay for it* and she saw my size which is a 10g, and thought it wasn't big at all, was fine with it. Step dad's reaction was just a disgusted "ugh." I got my nose pierced and I don't like studs for some reason and got a ring, which isn't common apparently, and my mom and step dad were like "the ring is SO big, it's ridiculous, I shouldn't have let you get it" all that jazz. I think people's reaction to things is HILARIOUS. When I bleached my bangs, was walking through my school hallway this girl saw me her eyes went I'm related to him too nevermind I stalked you and found out Damn, this is so very impressive. I love it! Thanks. Not in the app, that I've found. Maybe I need to get off my ass and boot up my pc. A girl I met once at a get together texts me asking me if I wanted any side action. I was up for it. We get together and the sex is just... it's okay. The weird part is she starts grunting as I'm thrusting. Like deep uugghhh, uggghhh, uggghh. Then after were done she leads me over to my mirror and just stares at the two of us. She tells me she's fantasizing about us being married. Oh, she also explained to me every dude she hooked up with RIGHT after we were done. I roll to the side and she's like "Wow! You're better than my boss. I hooked up with him a couple days ago!" It's funny, because I've been in CS/Engineering and Biology. I've had bio courses where the final is worth 50%, and others where the final was 15%. Then I've had a CS course where the final was 60%, and one where it was worth literally less than a weekly lab assignment I dont think 2 strokes is really masturbation is it I'm at 100 Million Why would anyone downvote this? Well done! But what's with the two random circles? ...is he just really, really, really, really bad at negging? This is disturbing on so many levels... What’s wrong with your thumb? Awesome. Let me know what you think of Legend. The first time I tried it, I dripped some 6mg Max VG Legend onto a sub-ohm dual coil. I promptly made a Mother of god... It's mutha fuckin' stinkmeaner! Excuse my ignorance but aren't those all just *types* of panties? Woah, I didn't see this! ONS with chicks on ovulation is a target? I think id shit my self from fear----Fallout:Australia----just think about it,and what monsters would roam the post nuclear australia That.....that's not.....that's not cgi isn't it? ( A cdirk drop 16min baron That was utter demolition.... If they pick eve in the third game they're asking to lose it keeps getting bigger every year Must.., upvote... majestic... beard... I hope so! Just not sure what I'm gonna do about food and water But if they are different sizes... Dat label and package So many highly probable dick breaking positions I thought I was the only one who did this before I found this post Wat. You're just coming up with bullshit excuses I read this as "Challenge her to a pee off." That looks like orgasm city for my mouth You have some nice locations to photograph whiskey in Damn. That look. She was ready to jump him on the spot. theres another safe? Um, do you *know* what the usual spot is? I'm in the office & a co-worker says "oh someone's borrowing your jeep?" Good, but Superman's scale is waaay off. He looks like an 8-foot tall Supes Man I really liked those songs... don't be so uptight I'm a black dude He did/said that to prove a point I guess. Unfortunately, people just got mad for being called "insecured". As if they stopped listening after that and didn't even understand the content of video. And of course, "wrong title". Because I always get what I want after typing it in google/youtube search bar V...Voldo!? I mean...there are male characters in Soul Caliber who are hot but Voldo is definitely not one of them. I think not walking around your house naked is normal Kinda makes it even more interesting when you realize that in a futurama episode Nixon sang a Jefferson airplane song I really think this is false...because it would be much easier to lose digits if so....bones are much stronger than carrots Uh. Wow. ... It got from HK to SF in under 24 hours? What kind of arcane dark magic does FastTech perform to accomplish that? 490 hours for me... I started in March That isn't working for me... Tried this already several times with different offline players. If the person isn't online, it's just telling me that this name doesn't exist!? Luckily I easily think of it as bottom to top for some reason ....Someone's hand slipped OR IT Why do Dominican passports cost so much? Get your damn hands off h- Brominated vegetable conspiracy? We didn't promise you I'm 16 and can't hear past 30 years thanks a lot! But I have a lot to learn yet! SO many awesome drawings out there Oh, my gosh, you're right! I always wondered that. It may be like that for every person in the world. We may never know. Fuck that. I love rain. Although I do live in the middle of Arizona haha right on, tbh i've never tried chipotle's before, not even sure if we have them in canada What about just adding a silencer to the M4A4? Did nobody at valve even think about that? Have you ever played him before LOL ITS TRUE I only used baby wipes for 7 days. I wasn't too disgusted because I was basically sitting around the whole time. Definitely don't forget your armpits NOWAI hey this sound great i would really like to make a new close friend. i just want a friend to be able to talk to about anything. i also like just talking about pretty much anything and am a good listener as well. we seem to be pretty much looking for the same thing(s). It would be very refreshing to have a conversation with someone who would like to talk to me without me doing all of the work. i also happen to be a bastard Thanks OOC: they are taking forever though ... Now I have to complete the personal story on every character, just to get these screenshots. but we have that new option... which doesn't work... wait a second, now I'm confused How much bloody faith do you need At that point I think I'd just go. I mean, there's a freakin truck on her. Now I wanna know how the hell she got under it in the first place So if someone gets countered, he builds to counter, and the countering champion build a counter to his counter? I never tought that image would get that much attention Wh... what did you do with *jam?* Still stalking you for the Featherfall Bow~ ** TIL I'm only a sorta vegetarian. It looks so good Actually, I am too. a NEW baby boy? What happened to the old one Good luck to everyone getting your results tomorrow! I was so nervous when I got mine too Toi aussi ? Whelp! Now we know Cairo's guard rails are for show. that's insane! twist, it's really OP giving herself compliments... I'm confused...why is this not a legitimate question to be asked? What? The player death toll me: "well thats not too bad I mean kidls will be kid-"oh and they were 17 and 15 His head looks strangely disproportional to the rest of his body... if Mister Happy can forgive gamebreaker why can't the other 1.0 players? I mean common guys the game was crap and hell even I said crap about how awful it was Remand is 15$?!?! I really gotta start to price check my bulk uncommons better... I got Dead Space way too late to the party, but anyway, one day my dad was working at the bank as a manager he was held up with a .44 magnum.This is the day after it was take your kids to work day as well. or even Mancloud? Mancloud is just as good as Link. I didn't even need them to be that fast Pretty sure it is, explains the lack of call backs This game is still going on? Those leashes for kids. I went with my cousin to the zoo a month ago and he has 4 kids. I laughed when he pulled out the little monkey leash for the two year old. By the end of the day I was thankful for it. it's actually not reasonably common in australia. out of all the guys I know (and yeah, they seem to like talking about their dicks for some reason Are you trolling Woman here, never done that. I think we have a winner What in the world made you think it was a taunt. The spell is literally called "charm" What games are you getting 30 fps on? Wait, let me get this straight, you actually rated OHMSS and the original Casino Royale in the top 3 Bond movies? I'm not entirely sure if you are trolling or not Yeah, I got pissed at a game on my GBA SP once... So I bit it Ohh my Bomber just melted my face, huwahh... * Damn, this is gonna be a good music year **gasp** I don't know... He's like "why are you looking at me" Say I *did* have boobies... where would I go to run a scam like hers? Hmm? Aw, nevermind; don't have timeto game anyway //( Wait... REALLY? I'm so torn. Most patent trolls use their money to be rich, but Bill Gates donates a lot of it... Bren...Brendan...is at the...gym? ... Where on earth did this novelty come from? I don't think that's a submarine.. because I'm not seeing it Cut cord on plugged in hair dryer with wire cutters when I was 4. I'm now an electrical engineer. Of all the Holy shit! When a character just meets another character & makes up a date but just says, "meet you there" arent you supposed too tell them what time how do we know you're not her... Hand written dates/stamps wouldn't take long, and could be done on all labels day before/of/after if the organization is right...I'm def not saying it's not time consuming. I can't wait to place my next other with you, I've vaped most of my wife's 0 nic. WTP is like my favorite from recovery. Auditions to work in a mental hospital I know her I took reduced damage, but his face kinda bounces away. Wasn't sure if it was part of his regular animation or not though. Too busy panicking. Forgot about today's episode MUST WATCH NOW balde? Well it helps certainly, I've told people I have a boyfriend and sometimes they stop, but most of the time they don't care. I even once lied and said I was a 12 year old boy and this guy with a deep voice said "That's cool, I don't care." I've thought this... Is my red the same as your blue... Which pill do I take Half an hour to go... dont play ranked with so bad skills ( Duuuude.... Color me impressed Do you ever get confused with America never sleeps Thanks! Hopefully, my immune system is on the job... 'The wife'. This sounds almost sexual when read quickly..... Lol glad I'd the morning when I seen this other wise For a second there I thought it said Luis Suarez that's why nerds can't run, all their phys-ed comes from anime There's fans who don't like Jackson? Eeeeek this got 12 comments in under a minute I remember I was driving home from high school one day and I was going over a bridge about to get off my exit and I was like Whatever in the world gave you faith in reddit? Okay, I did it and made it through the full 5 minutes, and damn it felt good So I've got around 11 days. **THIS SHOULD BE A THING** This is a special kind of special.. ...across the water? Is this not normal? Elise is cuz people play her top and jungle Big brown eyes You already had so many overpriced games on Origin ? wtf 90 to 40 cs advantage for genja. unreal Ive seen a video of a pelican swallowing a seagull whole while it was still alive Yeah, WTF is going on Did the preschool teacher use the word "shit"? Can it be that they are normal like you and I? How did you even poop? Yeah, our extending morality to animals reduces our ability to exploit them properly. Who else decides rights then you joke, but I was born in Detroit Erm, downvote bots? I thought this was halo 1... What are your settings No one said anything about offroading. What? You should cheer for Fnatic so EG has less chances to finish at 7th place I just realized this guy worked 8-5... just like me. A emotional reaction on a dashcam-video from Russia? Wait...people still use set mastery pages? wow didn't think of something like that... gambits in the open world Yeah, I just looked ... You only get about 300 000 for a used Jenner Well I have Congrats!! I sat there like a deer in the headlights when I went to planned parenthood to get my verification. I was just like My family doctor just referred me to a surgeon named Dr Wang on Monday... Unlocked the defibs??? The sorta face it makes is quite unsettling and sinister nope, just friends etc, theyre all lanky too. He's not batting today? Wow...I was so impressed with the blue and yellow makeup I totally missed the hair! I like it! That *will* be an awesome shade for your brows. He's eye lids are brown blending in Oh god, this. There was this post on r/explainlikeimfive where someone basically said under certain circumstances you might be able to survive in a whales mouth or stomach or something of the sort. Just imagine being inside of a whale, alive, waiting to be swallowed die That was amazing! My one gripe is that isn't an enemy in the game I don't think I'll tell her it hurts. Especially considering the midwife told her it doesn't hurt. what...the...fuck? you were browsing pony porn? Looked again and saw it I see you are commenting a lot in this sub now Here's a hint though... if a girl says to her friends something like "I don't understand why they keep staring at me..." that's bragging. Think about it I have no idea, it actually sounds quite dangerous Kinda funny how one of the 2-0 teams was SK! Jayson Werth Same here, except for the loud ass neighbors upstairs Where did you get those from? Monitors got a lot cheaper since the last time I looked at them, holy crap What made you want to rape a dog?! I dunno' why you're getting downvotes.. you're right. Wow doublelift Damn 19.95 for Rockin' Kats I thought at first that you had literally ripped off your boss' shirt Oh god, saying the wrong name Plot twist: Its not even the right package Yeah, those warping sounds are pretty eerie. Might have to play with the light on... unknown player? Really? Meow So many questions I had after playing a 140ish TvZ in the last two months, all of them answered here Starks is starting? Wow, 8 wisdom teeth!!! Wat The pyro bottom half has merged with the spy's Fiance? Is he still your fiance? How do you know what I look like Oh, it's that mod. Why did you call it the "enhanced api mod"? Their eyes match. I thought producing breastmilk was par for the course Where the fuck are my feathers! What park?! It allows me a social life.. I've met so many people at concerts. Its coming to a point where people are recognizing me WHAT DID YOU DO?!??? OMG!!!! You are the future I really enjoyed his highlights in his 30 for 30 him and MJ goin at it i was like Yeah I'm blown away myself Now when I try to open the server my MC crashes i haven't downvoted anyone here At least that label will get you some respect in prison... I didn't realize they were links [Boastfully] holding up a glass or bottle of whatever alcohol [in pics] Holy shit, I didn't even notice it. No way that was intentional though It's a semi-historical account of the life of Salieri, actually Why? Nice catch ...you don't think that the fact that \*he\* asked \*you\* out weakens your argument, at all? Ellin looks amazing in this mv! It's like their fear is palpable all of the information was collected from beta phase 3 O_O DOUBLE GOLD I don't think you have to get the smoke to body temperature. That's a nice one Do you know the kid with the face? HOLY Jeez...there is NOTHING left. That model has broader shoulders than I do, as a 6ft2 male They look terrifying Considering that he also follows 5000+ other people, I think he might have mistook cyborgmatt for a kardashian... Dat ass that moment when he screams USA when a pentakill is scored by a nearly full asian team ^This! Johnson is wasted on the left. The other option is Flannagan( Happy bday My first playthorugh was ~110 hours... No DLC whatsoever. That's fantastic. I had a friend once assume I'd be bringing a turkey burger to a cook out since I didn't eat meat... Than sitting down and just pointing the camera at your leg?.....How? It bothers me that that's even a feature that people might need Why is MYM's streak marked as W1? Have I missed my favorite team getting a win? holy fuck it's been 8 years since that song? I was gonna say "Naaah girl! That's perfectly fine" based off of the thumbnail. Then I clicked on the link and was Im getting great connection and nocheat aint buggin. even if it were a skit, she would still look like that. GMB looked so happy after winning, alex even did some body contact with genja Weird, my friend said he got the same email but I haven't gotten anything yet. I hope this doesn't mean I won't receive a beta invite if they send one out. hey me too I'm suprised at how difficult it is for me to answer this question I'm actually suspecting he's my boyfriend... Kanye West? Fo shizzle? MIND = BLOWN Coke can??? We're talking about Yahoo here *Majority*? looked like something out of a zombie movie Hmm, when i wiggle the powercord it seems glitchy, im gonna try with another powercord and see if that works better.. Could it really be that simple? That the most simple part of the charger is faulty? I was okay til I tried using the scroller. That's really awkward...I had no idea that being white with super curly hair gave strangers permission to molest/harass/invade you 1:the playable demo link gave me replay error message the first time I'm on my way. hmm...I was kinda looking for money but im thinking abt the dswords Sona was available and Gambit didnt 1st pick it umWut. I guess that's what I should expect from a "Libertarian" It was myself, my mother and my oldest brother in our backyard. For some reason I was playing with a leaf blower (I believe my brother was about to use it to clean up our yard) while we were just talking. I was about 9 and he was 13. He said something to tease me (don't remember what) and I responded, "shut up, before I blow you!". Cue my mom and brother laughing hysterically. Then my brother saying, "no I definitely don't want YOU to do that" at the same time my mom is just laughing and laughing. I didn't understand. Why is this funny? Then I got older, learned a few key words and remembered that day. Other than "mums" wouldn't you hear all that commonly in the USA too? Then who laced it up in the first place? Nice work. It's like a far less ugly(as in not at all) camel^3 with better social features. My day job is software/web testing so my natural instincts are running wild and I want to dive in but I have work that people pay me to do I'm a man, and maybe I like trying on bras and panties..... WTH? this actually looks worse than my 3ds version... May have caused a minor earthquake??? I think those comments are a bit of an overreaction I'm 70 overweight and I feel great. At least what flab I have is symmetrical. Wooaahh, EB games? Not Gamestop? Daaang.. I thought Gamestop just took over every EB ever. I was watching the Running Man the other day. That seemed like it'd be fun, lol. Uh, Game of Thrones would be great, Jamie Lannister with a removable hand object lol. The usual animes, Trigun, Rurouni Kenshin, FMA (preferably Brotherhood), DBZ, Outlaw Star (NOT TACTICS DAMMIT), Naruto, maybe some others. Something ridiculous, like Adventure Time or Regular Show haha, or Tim & Eric Clix... Well thats a given, my gtx690 is begging for a new GTA game. Imagine GTA V with an ENB mod. Oh God, I just realized something. When school starts for me again, it's going to be a hug-apalooza! I don't think I'll be able to handle that very well... Custody No carbs? How did you eat any vegetables or fruits, or was that not allowed? Seriously. I wonder who's doing it best? Maybe pretzel crust pizza will be next. This is a secret? Because I am not wearing pants either I'll just go ahead and say it...the women of RAOA are FUCKING HOTT. Like the most gorgeous women ever. As a straight lady, it's hard not to be like " Oh God, it's like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man from Ghostbusters >Except that when I ask you to explain "suffering consequences of past treatment" all you say is "their ancestors are less better off" thanks for posting! hope you guys enjoy the compilation; I never dreamed I would be a #1 album on bandcamp what if R *is* google translate... 60,000 students in one college? Is that right? Imagine how many scumbags have stockpiled these bundles jesus christ "gay society"? Okaaaaaay. ...and don't forget GRAVITY_THE_ISLAND In an alternate dimension, InnerBeing never went to the doctor because he would prefer staying at home and watching porn. My mind was blown. You got tipped by her? Maybe socially awkward penguin, but that doesn't quite fit. I don't have any idea Oh D: guess I'll wait the full duration from now on if someone doesn't pass D: It's weird, I still can't access the beta forums 1000 meteor credits? How do you do that? water..... jetpacks. ( Soooooo sona will be on both? "...Yes." Whoa, Jane sounded just like my mom in that last panel. Yeah - You know it seems that one can just create a U.S. Battle.net account and play right away if you've got a key for it... I am really disappointed that that is the case. I'd much prefer to play the game on my own account... Blizzard have never done this with a beta before, as well. I played in both the D3 and SC2: HotS betas, on their U.S. servers, without any problems. This is a first! Wo. kinda glad he wasnt [Id hope so Yup, they usually say that but I've never seen them completely lock EU players out... What is the point of doing that? Wat. there were some of those to Ridiculous Thanks, it is what brought into the dealership in the first place cause i saw the rims. Are you /u/Unidan? I've seen you in a lotta the same threads. Where did you get that black and white dark magician? I " Not where I live Haven't had the problem of non-Alphas trying to steal her, but definitely the mind game thing and outright lies to get into her pants. Alphas don't seem to have as much of a problem with this. They are used to being straightforward and not caring where it falls. Is "pseudo Alpha" a thing? One who lies to try and appear Alpha? Why you need take that all at same time? Yuuuuuup.... not even sure what to say about that. How the fuck do you get to level 20 in 8 hours? ...is it alright if I only care about the ecological destruction, and really don't give a crap about the monkeys? How did you know At first I thought I already have it, but apparently Post Mortem and Postmortem are different games NOPE NO ONE SAW that > children's hospital which receives no government funding ( Thank God!! I was like Tracy Porter is looking bad as well I have to ask: Where the hell are you riding? Through a hardware store? A lumberyard? A foundry? * Oh my god, I haven't seen Yu-Gi-Oh in so long haha. I think that might actually freak me out! Someone knows about Popples... Can't be unseen! Awesome, I tuned in late for the first fight last time. Szpilka does not look 23 Great from the front, meh from the side and back. I'm Korean and I can appreciate our women but why are they so lacking in the backside. I guess they would say the same about our frontside ( That......worked You still have your Riders flair on Holy Spiderman reflexes Those are some big turbos. Well, him going soft is kind of a personal question he probably wouldn't like to answer for all to see. Has this actually been done? Has anyone ever pulled off 100% completion without a single swig of Estus? Thanks for poitlnting that out! Although, its very unlikely that an attacket woild have access to the config I casted fury on the priest. And he ran to Nazeem and killed him. An arrow went through his shoulder then Jon went up to him and ran him through. Not a single coin on me Fuck yeah,this looks like the Ghost truck from a Supernatural episode. Pics or didn't happen. How do you coupe a venice-merchanted puppet Forever 21 has an awesome plus sized line. My old roommate used to buy stuff all the time (big, no fat logic, awesome person). How big were these girls that they couldn't fit into forever 21 +? What's Happening in September for IU?! Wait a second aren't they tied with clg and dig What nuts? BAHAHA NEWDERED As soon as I saw Sant's tweet I knew he is gonna pick Amumu :o cloudtemplar would be proud I'd rather not have nightmares Thats when its okay to wonder if *conspiracy* is synonymous with "Anti-everything!" This story made me laugh when I heard about it. So funny. I can just see some kid going to the zoo for the first time. Lion barks at kid. Believe it or not, I just got it working. ah le old redit switcharooo He made it 1 day ago from now( 400mg in one cap I don't think thats a mistake Haha it's actually a choice I made That's what those nose rings look like... CLG ends up 6th. Same as being 3rd seed in the playoffs. I remember seeing that in Ironman and thinking no way, that made the entire movie unbelievable to me. Oh...well... Does smoking tobacco not leave resin? And you need to be ready when she commands, manwhoring is a hard job Try living in a latin culture. You're expected to live at home until you get married. it is banned So... what does the '2lbs' part *actually* mean, then? What Justin Bieber with a rat tail That's really sad. I live in a tiny town, and I never got that many creepers on okcupid. Well, I got one really bad one who said he cause major natural disasters when he was angry. That was one of the most awkward interviews anyways. Been looking forward to playing this game for so long that the thought of being able to play with a key is just making me go nuts I want that shottie the fuck.. This Sora guy looks good The same thing literally happened to me yesterday. Holy shit I forgot about Sauls 1 way ticket out thing, would that get used when Walt changes his last name to Lambert? Did anyone else notice the last related article Wait, this thing got into a fight and NOONE had the decency to fuck him up roally? I heard alot of elderly people go to nudist gatherings yay :D totally excited!!! btw: your voice... it's so... hot So why did you have to look it up? Or are you the type of person that has to outright ask a girl if she's hitting on you? I've heard of doing the fade away, but I thought it was "stop calling after the date". Not literally fade away IN the date. Rainy Mood is the website I mentioned! On my phone, so troublesome to get a direct link. How do they skip from going from east coast all the way to west Second hand diplomacy for $3? Wow. OMFG They actually are there are other photos where you can see the veins in his inner lower thigh area, But ive never seen his calves or shin area veins try and return it! if it were part of my family's history, I'd def like having it back :) image all that karma Dat Byakuya Holy fuck man Again? OK not terribly important but what's with the 2 big squares at the bottom of each page.... I don't know what it is about her that is so *un*attractive. Something about her face (and how well she fits into the role of a naive spoiled princess) puts me off. ...it's just so *round.* you don't know which cannon he means hmmm might have to break my cycle of buying a SD of the MG/HG i complete and pick up a SD before the HG this time I thought there are only 3 factions low What was this sub? I have a friend who did that with a 9" grinder and cut almost halfway through his bicep. yes, BRC XD. I'm planning on keeping all the electronics inside a plastic tub (with air filtered vents) which will be inside my shaded/cooled pyramid This makes sense, since Walt is supposed to do something 'unforgivable'. What if he kills her? How did you get it home? One more pipe for the intake and he has a "deep fording kit". My allied city state Ife took over Jenne, which was a city I was at war with. Little people sounds worse in my ears. Thats a bad idea but even worse in prison... I have no idea why that happened What the heck... I honestly think that rap fans don't understand that there is an emotional response to a situation besides anger. O_O :)(: Aaaaand this is what I do on a Saturday afternoon. Heh. Me too Wow, really imperssive. Nice detail and mix between greenery and buildings. Is this all done alone? Did the elder lizzard cleared that pink ward?? ... did you even listen to it before creating the thread? that was pretty epic I will give you that Bacon paper! I tried with another person, he wanted to put me to a Specialist to confirm that I own it or whatever. Who eats flowerhorns? What if you're in a bad mood because of your English grade? Holy shit...... THEY ARE COMING TO DUBAI !!! YES !!!!! Where can we buy these tickets ?! You're in Morgantown? or GASP they forgot to add curse? Would that make Jim Inhofe one of our "last hopes" as well? Yeah i had an old 92 Cutlass and had to put some douglas walmart tires on there and i swear they tried to kill me. Wait, what was her major? I would wear the shit out of that Vintage lip tar. Gambit look really annoyed -7 and this had 11 comments in under a minute This sounds awesome, where can I see this? Ahh, forgot about that part Happy Tree Friends It really creeps me out how human-like that jaguar looks Didn't know there was an r/cigars playlist. They do Please tell me someone recorded that show! dafuuuuuq I discovered Chunky and it looks great and all but fire seems to flare up out of no where when i render pictures. Hey, ladies. Is that a thing? That's like... actress in a movie-pretty You can see her ribs in the center of her chest. I dunno what is up with the nutbars trying to say this woman was pudgy Why would you ever need 72 chests Are people really interested in this type of thing? I'd start looking and seeing what the hell he buried. At least, I'm assuming that's why he had mud on him. Seems simple. Post things you think Objectivists would like, dont read the comments and debate strangers Better this than the days when you accidentally glue your lids together I don't remember that table being in the article before... odd. Anyway it looks like he basically took 20 kcal per pound of LBM and then randomized the last two digits... Seeing the photos of the house, I just want to move in with a bunch of people and fix it up. It could be sooo beautiful. NA server still down, my hubby plays on the same server but on a ps3 and he's still playing just fine Wait he is good enough to go head to head with Flo? ...Okay? I bet all the cold opens will be fast forwards. I bet…someone...will be buried. i may or may not be an active lurker over there I literally don't remember. Reminds me of that scene from the move "Wall-E" where all humans are obese and get their food from drinks. The future is now But... he was on Complexity. I don't know her at all. She didn't add me on Facebook or anything, just a completely random message They aren't? What did you accidentally put here? Lol! "I never do that," oooh what a nice guy "I prefer to just exterminate" I had something similar happen! A coworker of mine regularly compliments my makeup when I do something bold or colorful, and today he told me he had something for me. It turned out to be a pot of MAC gel eyeliner and a set of false eyelashes--I was like Did you lick it off? tfw your reddit gold is 1 day from expiring and you finally get a username mention at 3 AM ..... Wow bra. Good shit right here XD. Come new bros. Join us. Learn with us her eyes are fuckin huge And just plain wrong *her* lack of gear? Buddy up front shouldn't have even bothered with the jacket or unfastened helmet Do you really ever see more than 40 people at one time? That was a very strange conversation to read. It felt like that guy just wanted to yell at someone. Gorgeous!!! And I really want that chuck of what looks like lapis lazuli! Crazy cat ladies become crazy because of the cats then?? Oh man, I randomly decided to buy the ebook on my phone and started reading it when I had jury duty, I basically lost my entire summer to the series. Just finished it yesterday. Some of the books I read like 300 pages a day What's with the flair change? I have a Torgue "Hard Root" Assualt Rifle, but the prefix for it was in pistols... Er, did you ever think of it as Chinese law *legally* prohibits families from having more than one child per couple? Many 'extra' children get put up for adoption because the taxes on second children are high, in rural areas, firstborn girls are put up for adoption for a chance at a son. You make it sound like Chinese people can only biologically reproduce once or something. return to sender... that was like the only thing he was good at...so he probably trained his speaking skills more than in-game skills :o source: saintvicious Turiaf makes your top 10 but Aldridge doesn't? Holee shit But I don't like outside... There is nature out there... .... You... were you really a phone sex operator? Well this is weird, on my browser steam, it says 19th, but on my desktop steam it says the 20th Typically only minutes, but it could be different from guy to guy. Maybe I've just got a big urethra Thanks! I need to fix my sleep schedule, so as draining as this is, it has to be done. I'm still going strong!!! Is that a urine bag in the front? Uhhh.... So does that mean I changed your view? Omg. I saw that car. And I think I saw the guy taking the picture You are allowed to go any direction in word searches DAT KEYBOARD. Awesomeness in its purest form Back in the years I played the Gold Edition, put Raikou to sleep and used Mean Look effectively at another encounter. He still ran away POP* You are awesome I was coming to ask... I'm "fairly" new to Atlanta, less than 2 years... is this amount of summer rain normal? I spent the summer back in NYC and I came back on August 3rd, but I don't think I've seen 2 consecutive sunny days since I got back here. 256k xp/hr on average while logged in, that clan seems very appropriate for you. [6] where are you living it this case? Theese are pretty tasty, but green Lucky Strikes are even better, they tastes like Mint, but wait a minute, inside filter there is a small ball, which you can brust, and it makes cigarette so minty that your breath smells like a minute after toothbrushing Yeah....45min is a huge difference .. I'm gonna sound like a nonce but how did you do that? Now I am just checked out a few pics (may or may not be yours...ok they were yours) and I have the weirdest boner right now. the fapping made no noise me too at least it kissed him instead of doing a lot of wrong stuff it could have done............................................................ You'd be surprised how many people don't think it's a joke. Some people think just wearing feathers in your hair, tattoos, or a certain kind of pattern on a shirt is insensitive. The colour profile? Are you shooting in jpeg exclusively? That should never have made it to the loading stage Vechs...baby zombies don't burn in the sunlight. I thought you of all people would know this. I think I would get sick and die if I tried to binge on Moose Tracks Is this board bad Is this board bad Cock fighting? I hid it in the period...and I liked it in denial Weird I managed to still get my geisha wig somehow despite the disconnect. Is there a dupe there? That a HG? man can't wait to build my RG Zaku ii ** You haven't been around here for very long have you? Wait wat.. Your not allowed to seel them? I still have it? As opposed to a recent version of Windows/Linux/OSX that can't run things in the background? As a new user, and super gamer, I have a feeling I'll be referring to this rule a lot Why is this posted so early? Now it's going to be full of jokes and bullshit predictions, making it harder to find the valuable contributions. thanks now it's purple but what if there's no place for it to hide? Do the endings in Yandere count as 'good' or 'bad' ends...either way, I went fetal after Maika's route I know people overuse "pretentious" but I've never thought someone would use this with Fight Club of all movies. As a vegetarian... Guess I'm going to hell Wow - I thought I was bad but that's one hell of a collection This must be remedied! P-P-Pagano's looking ... scary. holy shit I think I felt that fucking chair shot from my screen You wouldn't bring a long term girlfriend home? i. do. well, i did. but then my car got stolen and we got it back and have to fix it and i have to help my father pay if off and this is just a REALLY bad time for shit to hot the fan k? k. I was not expecting the sudden animated pictures. There are 2 heroes that went 1-14-2 That looks BEYOND AWESOME! Daniel with the STF! Talk about hang time Which mental disorders do Babs and Dick have? Wow, when I first saw the comment, it had no upvotes, now it has 160 Not the world, just the homeland. And maybe they bought hollow points so they can fill the tips with kryptonite. I don't crap on religious or advice but it sounds like you inferring the bible has a solution for getting money. As you can see though at no point prior to me capping the flag did i fire an Arx Buster shot. The only shot fired was at the stand as i see the capper coming in. He didn't die as he got out with the flag. There was no inf as far as i can tell. Yet i got a kill message an Air Mail as well as a Cratered message on the kill feed. Hopeful? Minecraft? Does that involve killing the ender dragon? What could exploding bed % possibly mean? We're all doomed! Do we not all have skulls & bones? She drills holes through eardrums I see a Darwin Award in your friend's future. That's actually really perfect Oookaaaay, disturbing Have they shut the servers down yet? Because I'm still logged in. I though the bunny was a stuffed animal at first. Are you sure you're MTF? The ones where the person had long hair look like Ozzy Osbourne... Why on God's green Earth am I actually watching this...? Ive noticed at mine its the 5-6/10s. from wat ive heard theyre much worse than the 8-9/10s Ohh I have his signature too! Dun remember what he looks like though It actually came with an icon pack so I'm not sure how to get the picture perché quel tizio ha la testa avvolta nel bacon? Ok for a sec there I thought Ren was a girl... OOMPH.. You guys see what I'm seeing there? TIL Superman is *SO* super, at one point he was able to hear a grasshopper's heartbeat... from *THE MOON*. Would you specifically run baton pass to get away from gastrodon? If you published the future, wouldn't that change the future And What if the last episode Walt finds out and kill himself as Jr. is doing Waltz Blue Meth Wait, I thought all of them are corporate owned. This can't be real life, how did Marshawn Lynch last until the 2nd round? And why were there so many weird 1st round and 2nd round picks? I can imagine a prepaid sim running out mid flight **Did someone flicker their wireless because it just ended my session Sweet baby jesus! I must meditate beforehand so I can handle all the excitement Can you explain this a bit more, I didn't know such features existed [It's actually legal in norway, just illegal to buy. Cum waffles made you crave waffles? I'd have thought that'd have the opposite effect What were the good points? Uh, what about "sorry I infected you", for starters? "second cousin once removed of Producer and DJ Mark Ronson." Wow, I actually found my place in pic #5. Kind of impressed with myself, seeing as I haven't built anything yet omg my heart = Moths! ... wait a second Sometimes I say "fuck me gently with a chainsaw" So ZHong kui will not come this week? Oh man hearing Frederick play for the first time was practically a religious experience Yep, we pulled it because OP didn't read the rules and posted twice in five hours. My roommate has the biggest chub for them Yay! A banana for scale!.....wait wrong site Note to self: Don't guess the name of fart porn subreddits. Gun buybacks in Texas?? This one is pretty nice a seizure-y, but the Lazy Town Trip (or whatever it is called) totally made me second guess my epilepsy status How did you get that many upvote for an amateur stream I thought it was a person with a parrot mask on at first! I have never wanted to throw my money so badly What's the distance from where you took the picture to the green? No, keep them uptown. You're crazy... I never could play so much on one of those games I drive much more carefully on the winters after the accident... I was going 80 kph when that happened so the shunt was pretty hard... And yes, I must have been really lucky... since the guys that called for help said to the emergency service that they thought I was 100% dead How do you stand having this caliber of material on your feed? /facepalm Bruce Willis with a lot of hair. To spit in someone's face is assault? they stack? That's not how things work at my office. Thats not an aristocrat deck It makes him look like a big, hairy slark HOLY SHIT!!!!! His accent is great now Did I ask a bad question? Instant downvotes Would you hide till they leave? If so was there a time when they didn't leave for awhile and you were trapped? Omg it's Half-life 4 I love my cat more than I love most people. I didn't know that was a particularly Autistic thing. Wouldn't that break the "top speed = c in all reference frames" rule? I can't say I know the answer for sure (so I don't _really_ know if you're right or wrong), but the combined effect may not be additive in that way. What is he going to kick it with, his foot? You know how much that would hurt If you can get a hold of one Why do "Bear Grylls" transform automatically into a link to his store? Well maybe there isn't, maybe there was only 10. Oh my god WOW ... I didn't dc, I was just the only one in my game Absolutely true. Damning evidence against sweeteners has been mounting for years. Eventually it will be demonstrated how harmful they are based on long-term studies, that is clear, yet people hear these things and ignore them. When I saw this, I couldn't believe it. I don't like anything at all about myself if I'm completley honest.. but if I have to say something: That I have blue eyes... not that I'm sure that I have... I'm colorblind That must be what the Battle Recorder looks like...Me Gusta Holy shit that negative karma Can't....look...away... I never understood the thing where people say "hit it like a cigarette, into your mouth first." I always inhaled cigarettes directly into my lungs. What are the odds? Last night I dreamed that I cracked an egg that had "twins" (two yolks) in it. You "do" love to your drink Students screwed a teacher, but it was a catholic school I'm gonna go with "faab who looks uncannily like Neville Longbottom" What is this. Is this another 'you use emoticons therefore I feel morally superior to you' thing? Starting? Solar panels are like... Leaves for People! just watched the beginning and like the drops part. Magnus drops ALOT of tyrant equips Lucky rabbit, my old cat would eat them. Please tell me that isn't a real Pee Wee tatt on his arm I'm in Holt right now oh my god they do. Can you imagine what it's like to live your existence in total darkness? you took 15 credits a term? i think i might need to see this photo from the party Are you me from the future? Happy cake day /u/ Says benoit_balls to a female poster in MUA I don't think they are necessarily hated. Some people just don't like change, or don't like what's different from them. And again, Guude isn't the one not bringing them on, it's the girls who choose not to join because of it. Etho has so many subscribers, and most people love him. People can get pretty crazy when someone they love gets brutally murdered. Since when does Minigun play League? Is that a flex emote on your hotbar? lol dave, i can still see your name on the card!! Going down the list: "cute, cute, adorable, (Corset) Jaw drop... How old is she? I'm starting to feel like one of those old lame guys around these damn teenagers Although.....*both* of those were the protagonists and main characters of different *Wraith Squadron* books. I think my uterus just shuttered a bit there. No experience with IUDs, and I'm thinking it'll stay that way Damn Yea! I think Burlington count here.......... You completely took that the wrong way, wasn't directed at you at all For science Having read your responses in this thread, I'm afraid that I understand your point of view as little as you seem to understand the early martyrs'. How are torture, death, and separation extreme consequences when balanced against living according to the example of Jesus Christ, and having the *honour* of being able to also die for Him? Betraying our loyalty to our Creator God simply to avoid a bit of physical discomfort makes no sense to me at all. I actually weighed mine recently...8.7 lbs. Well one was slightly more than the other but still...also, I have no idea why I did that Oh, that's a very interesting problem to have. Oh lord I love giving "the eye" to any rude person in a restaurant. Staring really bothers a lot of people. Some might say something to you, but a lot really don't know how to handle a simple stare. I love staring Oh I'm so glad. Here I was thinking "What if she's like Isn't this like... Every skillshot? If you miss, you don't do damage Yes, and I still sleep through it My experience was similar. We'd have surprise assemblies where the administration would berate the children. One time they invited the captain of the SWAT team in to give a break down on which ethnic group of students would be most likely to get arrested. Really makes me think again about all the crap I give people who interfere...that could have been one of us I always loved the deep, rich, highly complex explanations of mathematical theory that I'd copy furiously, thinking it would be critical to implementing a new technique. This was invariably followed with "And here's the shortcut". I thought that was the only way to win Wait what sub was it Raging sometimes helps. Beating forehead against table or side of partition. We compare stupidity stories. Laughter is therapeutic. Definitely alcohol. Rather than rolling eyes, I usually find myself looking like this... What if he lives next door? Are you me? I just searched up my address and my whole neigborhood was red Umm first thought was "why is the teacher sending you pics?" What made the 90s so sucky? ** Ok, apparently internet isn't such a big place. I've followed Jeff since about 2 years ago, then I started following Mindcrack and now he is here, on this subreddit Follow up on the first one For a moment I was all WOAH, I know the girl second from the right Start hormones now and stop being such a chicken dammit, and avoid her you'll know who i mean later, trust me just do it He never said anything about being on PC 3 protect 2 strat? I have a hard time believing people like that exists Wait. So you were trying to put your dick in your own ass? Wh-which lips? Why is this being downvoted to hell? jesus that looks creepy people wipe? I just finished this mission for the first time less than ten minutes ago And I still feel like a noob I begin to question your priorities! Looks ugly as "%&#. Read this and thought it said "Wondermeat" There's at least one *Star Wars* story featuring dark matter? what?! which one, and in what context? That detail about the phone call asking for an 8-ball is I don't remember his sister at all O.m.g. ** You're crazier... I can never play enough of all these games I know what you mean.. I was level 40 like yesterday and then it suddenly dinged and dinged and dinged and now I'm almost 50 and totally confused how that happened. O_O popping regen on the partywhile healing the tank running for my life from a dragon while in a tower thats on fire while it slowly falls apart while more dragons come to attack Oh my God, those beautiful golden eyes and that gorgeous white mask... somehow i expected biffa and xisuma be in more or less equal level on subs Is that really it ? I would not be able to choose between the two so if I go my whole life without having children, does that mean I'm a murderer? Had just started talking to a guy when he asked if I would have sex with his dog. Um no ugh the grammy metric is honestly not the best way to inspire confidence in musical ability anymore, that particular institution has gone really downhill over the past five or six years (cough frank ocean was robbed). but honestly if she gets someone like the neptunes to produce for her (yes i know it doesn't really fit her sound but still) that would be huge If the river was narrower it would have looked like Dota2 I was trying to work out why penile bleeding was considered cute. Apparently some guys cum really easily. Wow, that was quick galio, rammus, shen? that's a weird comp and it's used on the face Wow, you've been married 42 years? (>^_(> But it has no historical accuracies and is on the History Chanel Hmmm, I guess it could just be one of those things. My disc isn't scratched much (I bought it used), so perhaps that's why? I don't know about your disc. Also, mine is European; that could be a factor? I've really no idea. Thanks, I just couldn't remember the building for some reason! :) oh yeah, I remember now, all of the voices in the prison... They block imgur...but not reddit........ Half the oil? It is even worse than what I imagined i have half a dozen clean-room paper suits.... / "Whoa", was all that came out. Childhood TV show??? How old are you? Wow. That is a short and powerful statement/realization. To add on, I'm pretty sure you will be able to shoot some of the light bulbs out making it more convenient than flipping the switch...If I EVAR see you in game, better have your NV scope ready Oh, I must be seeing things This thread has existed for 5 minutes and I'm already noping out. Holy shit, I'm pretty sure there's actually been some Reddit stories about your mother in law before. And you set of my PTSD That's... A weird guitar... or maybe an "oral" cleaning, ya dig Ooooooookay there, Edward Cullen. Imagine interbreeding with Newfies. Actually, you're an idiot. AT&T did this to my friend. They punched a hole through an outside wall that was covered by some plants and ran the line through his closet, so it took him awhile to realize what they'd done. The hole let bugs in. I haven't heard that term used since All Souls Rising > Some might say something to you, but a lot really don't know how to handle a simple stare. I love staring Just the same reason a fly flies into the light: " *ohh so shiny! Come to the South bro. We're generally credited as being much less approachable than the North, but honestly, I went to university in the North, and struggled to make friends or have conversations with people.. In fact, i'd be mortified to act like a lot of the people I met. But in the South I find mostly people will be polite enough to at least hold a conversation It's a real man with a real pussy. Blew my mind just right now How in the world how does panth block 3 turret shots ........................... The worst one I ever saw had 8+ digits how in the fuck is it possible to get that big and your body keep itself alive?? I looked.... Minecraft IN Secondlife. ~~How would I actually *do* that, though? I have a 20mm and a ww2 .50 bullet that was found arouns where i live and people are always like Rimouski non plus! Why would you be trolling? ...and no ones mentioning the new Call of Duty game anymore. How times have changed. I've been going back and forth between the two, actually, and specifically due to this concern. The women's mental health specialist I saw early on highly recommended clomid specifically because of the plethora of data surrounding it in use with mental health disorders. Then she asked if I could sign up for her study to get more data on clomid with bipolar. I just spent way too much time looking for a penis. You didn't fix anything... You wrote exactly what I wrote.... I am not even close to being as flexible as the girl in that video 28 OK you win I shouldnt of opened this post while eating eggs. Insteresting The reddit is GameDeals, this is software IT WONT STOP PLAYING IN MY BRAIN PIECE at how many places do you work? Holy mother of shizzle Blankets are good, multi purpose things. Jam is not sexy, although I am wondering what a sexy stain would be....and now I really don't want to think about 'sexy' stains. Perhaps. Maybe there's somewhere where they learn how to be an absolute creep. Like a website or a group meeting. Oh my God. holy shit... O_O This is awesome IronStylus jesus christ, I don't want to meet you carpenter Oh my God...it's like it has no idea until the other cat turns around..."Oh...you're...a whole lot bigger than I expected." Makes sense in theory, but can you provide a real-life example in which I would want to do that? What the hell is that Black Mage doing around 3:10? Is that a player spell? That shit's bananas. Don't remember why I remember. I sent this video to my girlfriend, and got no response, I'm afraid that she liked that video Actually, it suddenly began patching properly Free... piercing? 13 And to think earlier you didn't get mad at me for deliberately being combative. I didn't so wet from this This video is great! I'm so glad they brought up why she didn't have to make a video for being straight! :D Just can't stand her voice... Ahh, hoo boy I have had deep, cystic zits in my earlobes before, and when I finally popped them the hole they left seemed to go about halfway through the lobe. If yours was growing for months, it must have punched clear through your ear, so... free ear piercing? Sorry, what...? What? What. The. Flying. Fuck? Default flair is a celtics flair? I mean it wasn't even audible to me lol especially near the end where it got quiet! ... Wait, are... are you Milton? 2/15 a game? d-( This is like... like... the most beautiful thing I have ever seen Sounds like something really kinky... Ah, I see. Though doesn't that mean that when I go one on one while wielding my goremaul, I'm 'roughing my enemies up a bit' to death? Bonus level from Arcade Hecarim? Gives a whole new sense of scale to my server Seeing this flair, I wonder what Mermaid panties look like "Patriot" act indeed. But hey, at least we have Honey Boo Boo. No dreams for me.. Last nigga who had a dream got shot! ... why did this get downvoted What's wrong with my comment? idk if anyone has noticed but why is lee wearing sun glasses if his blind There is no there there. Hello xpspecial! If you were a hooker, you'd be a high price hooker. jk. oh shit awesome Finnish news are mixing this shit. And Tepco. There is no reliable source there. Where the hell are the world reporters now? Already in jail? You found a chicken on your fried chicken. To each his own Joined Moogle as a lot of us UK players were headed there. Turns out some of us REALLY hate French people I'm kinda surprised that a skins splash art matters any more than like 1% of their take on a skin to anyone. Wow. This looks so cool I might actually get into PoE The beginning was really disappointing for me... the kinect is scanning this guy for minutes.. and then he creates an avatar which doesnt really have any similarities with this guy My jaw literally dropped when I saw this pic. Yeah, nobody ever heard of NYC as a market for standup comedy. its moments of good things? Holy crap it's still on the road Any particular reason why? People have been cropping photos for hundreds of years. Dodging, burning and cropping are the most common darkroom procedures, right? No reason to punish yourself over framing mistakes when they can be fixed, or limit yourself when you see a better opportunity after the shot is taken. I think he had good intentions as well, it's just a little WTF?? after a half year of assuming he knew. Beyond my initial comment I've also said things about clothes or swimming suits like "I could never have worn this before my surgery" and so on. If all he thought my surgery involved was the tumor, I'm left to wonder what he thought the tumor must have looked like... How have I been missing this all my life? I've been literally sitting next to this pub (Well, not really, I live in Heumar) but wtf, this is so close, yet so awesome How is that possible? How can that even be remotely fair Explain it to you like you are delicious? But... but.. I never bought the game.. oh my god.. I like how your teacher/professor doesn't stop at zero for the minimum grade I normally find Kimbra pretty sexy, but the faces she makes sometimes This actually belongs here I beg your pardon? it has... upvotes Bloody hell Is that a Dog in a ghost costume Well this is awesome news. Now to get hands on those keys what do I have to do? And that's not even all Not a problem at all. Customizing a male Kacheek just helped me realize that I really, really, REALLY want to morph my male Zafara to a male Kacheek. Kacheeks are so FUN. That was some black hole Im a moroccan and muslim, I find this really offensive, that's the first time I see such thing How many years have you worked there might I ask? I've always wondered what the conditions or like and how people can take it for even a day, let alone years... The workers there must be mental. BRB going to Target That arm break! Uh... is that... is that how women think men wipe? Wow! This came outa nowhere!! Kha'Zix is a feature, and a bug That is so eery! I have never noticed that turrets are switching sides on the lane. Im just glade my career path hasn't been mentioned. Smell it Dude...! Those look so good! How do you get these 10 hours of gameplay already They look so much nicer in Animal Crossings What the fuck even is that sub. I just read a bunch of threads and the posters are really living in a different world. Which gods we know only Zhong Kui and Sun wukong JESUS! English game. PWOA! I have that one! I had no idea it would be a collector's item someday though. So am I. He has a bad lane phase? Wait thats Lux? I thought it was Janna because of the length of the hair I don't think you'd wanna skip Sorc boots on AP Karma though would you? Mind blown? By Disney? I would be too o.o I lent my grey pet out the other day, and even though the person gave me a draik in exchange, I was like, " I was walking too close to the edge of the ramp and was suddenly stuck in the wall without any possibility of getting out again. I did not even know this was possible. Really? after watching that moving Wating... I never send anything back Dansk Jævel här - I dont get it. £59.99 Presque pas anxiogène le site de Valeurs Actuelles. BUTTERY ASSES OP, BUTTERY ASSES Wait, isn't the charge port on the front of the controller? can we charge it thru the audio port or something? Sweet Jesus. Isn't the "zac nerf" a buff to him Wow. The game keeps "Resetti'ing" when you enter any clue how he got it Why not..? I learned basic repair for button rereplacement, gps replacement, screen replacement etc Bring back the cornrows.... Wait, how do I dodge "down"? Building a run wouldn't allow them to kill wildlife either, but stalking bugs might be fun for them and be physically stimulating. Cats do have hunting instincts that need to be satisfied with play. That doesn't necessarily have to be outdoors. I'm not disagreeing with you at all and I hope you understand that. why does graves and ren have new ult animations and not leona? that's disappointing :/ well hopefully it isn't finished yet. Also thanks for people pointing out other characters in the splash art. Love that Ez looks disappointed that Taric is chasing Lux (Ez x Lux ship all the way) and did anyone notice that Lee Sin is romancing Nidalee and not Sona YOu have a drive through window in your pizza shop? Right there with you! Well, I'm not due until October but I am in college (at 29) and people are a bit weird to me! It is almost as if they've never seen pregnant women before... maybe not "if"...I'll try "it"...talk about wording it a different way...bahhhh, can't even make a joke without fucking it up I got your crabs right here THIS^^^ This post sums up my worries, literally. I'm wondering if it is worth the $$ deep down, because by the sounds of this area, it's going to have to be a "fuck-ton." Is that Walter White in the background? I always thought Olive Garden had the widest, roomiest chairs fit for the fattest of asses. Where can I get this? I'm ashamed to say that I first read this as, "We splooge on the good candy." It probably will, actually This sounds worse and worse as the posts keep coming... Stonewalling is something several girlfriends of mine have been experts at. And being preoccupied? God forbid people have lives outside their relationships Well yeah, she kinda does. Cow goddess who gave birth to Ra suddenly is a bubbly 20-something with straps on. I actually asked that! He said that "it would be a change from Boston. Midland is a fair sized city with a good amount of things to do. Apartments aren't too hard to find and as for climate, it's hot and dry, as opposed to Houston which is hot and mild. Also, it's brown." (I didn't get what he meant by Brown until I looked it up online... To be honest, I am glad I asked you Redditors before flat out accepting (I got different info on the Midland/Odessa subreddit). Saints Row 3 had collectibles? I want to invent something life changing. Like a flying plate or something.... i love how goofy/playful it looks. reminds me of the cheshire cat > I can't believe they agreed to do that. ok, now it's completely gone Wait, so if you get buttfucked long enough youre tend to poop more than the average person? and here I am clicking your link on r/new Roe I can see, but long elf? Where can I get one? We were considering a feature like that, but what if you're a passenger? That's terrifying. I'm never moving to the US What is this from Holy crap. I have a 5.75" wrist ... that changes the perspective entirely 6lbs sounds like a good idea, but I'm just worried I'd have to buy so many limbs as I get better Or just way too much money. The East Bay isn't the Bay Area? :) :P <3 :D ♥ Yeah, I always check this subreddit before heading over to the main one, to just see some casual comments before ploughing through the horrors that usually lies in wait there in the comment sections That seems like a bit of a reach, honestly. Because it's supposed to contrast with the regular ships, it is akin to an ISD? Because the "saucer" section is uneven, it is akin to an ISD? Because it has greebles, it is akin to an ISD? Certainly none of those reasons independently would make me think of an ISD more than any other fictional, space-faring capital ship (why not Battlestar Galactica? Babylon 5? Anything from Farscape?). When you put them all together, though.....it still doesn't make me think of *Star Wars* at all. They're multiplying... Or SEVEN downvote followers. Wait, is NAMBLA actually a thing??? I thought Law & Order just made that up for the show wow... how many horror Pathfinder games in Tahoe Park are going on at once? those r mine, and they r gold/green, i have 3 pairs of vibrams why did I clicked on that?? Wow... I've only just realised that, and its my birthday in 4 days It's not that. When I started there were noobs EVERYWHERE but recently a few of my friends from LoL tried to give dota 2 a shot and then it's like : everyone's a smurf and i'm like... wtf is this? / ( Did they shoot this on 35mm? It did not look like that to me. I did? Sucks you two didn't get to enjoy the movie together but reading that together must have been a great experience. I go through the exact same stuff with my son and his mother. Like you and your daughter, my son and I love the same things: LOTR, Star Wars, and comics (mostly DC for us, though). I remember when Avengers came out she said she didn't want me to take him to see it because it was too violent ( I have to say, that balancing is impressive. Am I missing something? How would this help with congestion ... What's that scope on the armistice? Now they're focusing on how he wants to be a woman??? With all those inmates generating so much profit for the prison industry, who could blame you Obama? How can one play with a ping like that? I got lost and thought that was today's thread ... What is this "Commonwealth of Independent States"? Since when has there been such a server Sweet Jesus Christ on a bicycle i like those memes What sort of science were they learning before Some guy made a bot that gave BTC to anyone that said the word "Bitcoin".... Somebody took advantage of it and post Bitcoin 3 times in a row.... I think he made $15... Don't tell you don't have Döner in America. I beat it once, a loooong long time ago, but I still remember how weird that ending is. So hard? So chekhov's gun---->GRRM'S Sword---->GRRM's Armory--> now GRRM's winery? Thanks! I'm going to tell my husband when he comes home from work. I don't like watching sports. I hate football. Apparently, my gf and her bestie have football parties which are gonna be starting soon... ::feelings of dread overwhelming Eune isn't represented at all First? 2:48 It depends on how they're done, really. Done properly they should have very little remaining oil. I can't have most fries/fried foods because incompletely cooked starches upset my stomach -- not wheat or gluten because gluten-free does it too, and not grains only because squishy fries do it as well. It's down to shortening and incompletely cooked starches. I know the daily you're talking about but I can't for the life of me remember All of my whats! Mmm cleaning up puke on camp was definitely a proud moment I had a physics teacher that did the same exact thing. I've never noticed this! Will definitely be on the lookout now! I seriously think I got in the day before registration closed what the hell? well most of u got chinese/asian characters in ur names That should go for a few hundred. Left about five weeks ago Lol Sorry I was just kidding. But I don't think you are since you said you ignore them Thank you. I was just caught so off guard I panicked and over masculinated (is that a word). Its not often people bring up trans at work That crazy creepypasta about the guy who has all his senses cut off so he can 'talk to God' or whatever. Holy hell that would be terrifying He LITERALLY threw 1000$ at you so you could get out Oh, damn. xD I completely forgot. Imal sam u vojski tipa koji je govoril sve po novom, trebal mi je prevoditelj kad sam ga slušal .... zrakomlat baca razornicu, ono, koji kurac? Just checked out that subreddit since I had no clue what it was. /r/spacedicks is less disturbing... TIL Luke Skywalker is the voice of the Joker. Ok, now you got me baffled too. Replace all the blocks or change the world, that quartz must be cursed or something I'm scared of the same thing ... Armor penetration on the first item It never occurred to me how amazingly well that works ergonomically on a keyboard Worked when my wife was pregnant with our boy. My coworker mentioned it to her and she just had to try it out, be careful as crystal draino can be very poisonous. Coworker said several of her patients tried it in the past and was never wrong THANK YOU SO MUCH. Oh of course, those are the same links He would've gotten a new anvil. My face. People didn't know this? I've been doing this since I joined the beta. ... If you look at the "O" in "Once" and then look away a parenthesis appears.... This is so cool! I apparently have a pet from year 1. What does native ISO support have to do with gaming? SO. PAINFUL. TO. WATCH. Aren't nipples full of sensitive nerves?? Ok, I've added an end div, but that didn't seem to fix it. I think I have a stray end div after </form>, but I just can't find where it's coming from exactly. It's not even there in Chrome. jesus what the. Please tell me this didn't happen ...I can't believe it. Katie dropped something, and she went to pick it up the train went off. Didn't the bombers cheat the salary cap in the early 90's? EMERGERD THANKZ U GUY OMGGGERRRDDD How the hell was the cat able to write this? Why're you programming a VGA driver? I swear it always sounds like "Cleaning time!" to me. That many? I only use 4! Either I'm missing something or I'm awesome at scanning (I'm usually fairly fast I think..) Definitely bring a swimsuit and enjoy the warm river, but don't touch the hot springs that are literally BOILING... seems like every year you hear about a tourist or two who decided to stick their hand in to check the temperature Does Eyefinity work with CFX? It's kinda funny, I changed my vote at the last minute since some of the other commenters convinced me. Maybe that was the deciding vote... Made it half way through before i had to stop and post thank you this is amazing $40 for the 15 and $90 for 18 here...the *weirdest* jump in price from those two Erm, this is just a bundle of stats. The only element related to the person rather than the hero is his wife. Does he even miss her? I can't tell ....the hell? I can only see 3 legacy Yaks Playing as Ming China, I found an Irish army out in Russian Kamchatka once I have never seen nuggets on the dollar menu, only McChickens, Hamburger/McDouble, fries, and drinks. Oh god. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight Good god...you're not CIS? oh.....wut........I had that once and it went away in like about 5 or 7 days.........so is that bad???????? Why is this the only comment I read in his voice???? have you ever used setjmp/longjmp? You can literally jump into the stack of another executing thread! How else can people tell what group they're in if it isn't posted on the top? Remember though, do this with a friend, and not in a random pub, unless you trust them. The bottle may not return anymore depending on your teammate. Looks more like he had a really bad plastic surgeon. "I was just gathering wheat for the motherland when BAM, it happened.... Then opponent puts Hallowed Fountain, pay 2 life, topdeck Terminus. I have the same alarm system in my apartment "RIP my precious Katie" That's what's playing on pandora right now Donkey Kong with a tennis racket. I'm doomed. I'm older than 21, and, yes, I need to figure stuff out. The last serious relationship that I had was 5 years on and off, and I've been on a few dates since that ended. *sighs* I just want to be happy with who I am. And if who I am is poly-minded, it'd be nice to know. That is, what I'm trying to say is that....how will I know if I don't try? Get raped by the duck hunt dog And they love the Broncos as they let them into the Superbowl despite losing 24-14 to the Texans This makes a lot of sense. I should've used this for ALL my keyboard fighting games. Do you not have any friends with a trimmer that you can borrow to fix your hair? I'll be your friend. I suspect this is because there are approximately 100,000,000,000 ants and like... 50 White Tigers. If there were 100,000,000,000 White Tigers, we'd be locked in a war with them for control of the planet how do you know LCS's bitrate What's in the safe? 4-5 TDM lobbies with 2k5 ppl im dying for the sugarpill pro palette, goldilux loose shadow, nars eye primer, nars concealer, fyrinnae shadows, pixie epoxy, UD All Nighter, Sigma eye brushes, lip tars, Buxom lip glosses (OMG, Boo-Ya, Starr, Dolly), UD lip liners and lipsticks (either Jilted, Venom, or Shame), yellow and gold MUFE aqua creams, a white waterproof eyeliner, and too faced beauty editers set. I waaaaant them all. Am I the only one here that doesn't use drugs? huh how can you tell are her pantsu the wrong way around? This might be good for me and my bf too, even though the roles are reversed. But maybe he would understand that I am not making things up but that there's simply some things he is not aware of. Wow! And where are *you* applying for college? OMG! Math! The exact same notion I had, when I played it the first time. So far tho, I haven't had any arrows to the knee How about simply 'Reddit'.'cus, you know.. it kinda sounds like Read it ^^ I...I think so Makes me wonder what the evolution would be named Oh how I wish I knew my mother felt the way you do towards your sons but to me. Unless of course somehow you're my mother? That muta split Why the hell does uveea4life have 4 QBs on his bench?! Apparently I am. Windows Phone has the app though? i was supposed to go to milton keynes today Serious question OP, if there was, let's say, a certain Safe somewhere, could you open it? So; how far away from the pod are we talking? Because if I'm on my saryn or nova I'll usually stand on the small cluster of three boxes to the left of the pod and pop primes and venoms. If it gets dangerous I'll go back to the pod and shoot at stuff from there, but I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with playing from there Good Guy Kid Rock? because what he's doing is illegal? edit: why am I being downvoted? public masterbation is illegal Yeah....Hydraulic Fracturing will end just like offshore drilling did. I saw the title and thought "Cartoon Network" has a tower?" Wooooow I love that character but had never noticed the similarities You're body better be ready.. wait.. what? The filmer is on YouTube and has done a ton of these videos. They're so great. Also that 360 hardflip had the most insane donkey kick Dude, how have I not heard this song before!? This sounds way too thought out to be spontaneous! *Blank stare, followed by brief blinks* ..... Gonna.... Gonna have to try this later. Can you OD on marijuana? Can you OD on marijuana? Dat Meteos KDA Yes, it is dead. You are currently talking to ghosts....Starcraft Ghosts Wait a minute, where is the wife?? January 22... I'm scared how is spectre strong against viper i get this from zerg players. i got a "i want to cut your head off and smear your blood on the floor and mop it around"..... Are you fucking kidding me? Serious shit... I must be missing something, what is the point of the site? With the cable/adapter that came with it? If so, that's not good Wow, I saw this post when it had 2 comments... Didn't expect it to reach front page Ooohhhhh wat????? Working as an aircraft cleaner its fairly common. Also spiders get caught in there too Nerk: You have won 136 NP, and some yummy food for your pet! Snot Snake Did she *find* the moth? Or is more to come?? She is unemployed and can afford surveillance cameras Wut what ... Except awesomenauts. For some reason they have an awesome community. People can be such assholes. Those are NATURAL?!?! Yeah, it seemed to me for most of the thing like he was just sending out infected Emails, then he suddenly tells people they're identity thieves... There was another open mouth kiss before that, too didn't he... ? aaaaand a deathclaw hand...maybe fallout really is becoming reality When on *earth* did I say that's it's not fun Holy shit, how could I forget that! holy fucking shit. I hope you're talking to OP and not the guy with the dead grandparents Who is this? cat feet feel quite differently from rabbits (a la OP img).. I have never seen a cat-rabbit foot.. but plenty of real rabbit feet keychains. Id like to see one of those Holy shit, dude. I'm rank 23 - I got BF3 when it first came out. so pleased w/ these, glad we fixed the black! minecraft has dragons now Not trying to sound rude, but what is your point? OP asked something about the vita touchscreen and used the problem he had with the DS as comparison and I said that I had no problems with either one. Or are you saying I shouldn't compare those two devices because of there different touchscreens Los Angeles Clippers........ haha sorry, I'll do a better job next time...or maybe it was SE to get you to click through? Kuzco!? Riot please Unmasked Zed And Syndra skin plz When I first watched the TV ending, my only emotion was the human equivalent of I'm not good at this so don't laugh at me but how did they connect them Creepiest part is when he got out of the car. WAIT WHAT how much is the next edit upgrade for your gallery David Hasselhoff? That's not even close to healthy Oh my goodness I love it!!! yeah i literally got scared when she started talking, my heart started beating, and then it would get quiet and then suddently out of no where WAAHTERRR Before, and who knew bing had a rewards card! ∑( I MADE THE THING AND THEY ARE SUCH NICE FRIENDS AND SO MANY HAND PICTURES FORTHCOMING Looks like Tilt Shift photography It... it doesn't matter that she doesn't want to be with you? Wait...that exists Maybe ~~you~~ he should. Thought this was a dogs head mounted as a trophy holy balls they're worth that much? You have my number??? How the hell can you squat more than deadlift famous for the island-wide underwear hunt. Porn in the attic, imagine what's in the basement I'm scared Sips might just yell at me and make me work down in the quarry until I die 19 exalts and nothing useful? DAFUQ Fucking phone, auto corrects "gave" to have and doesn't display the link! I get seasick from watching this Imagine the online dating Wow, suicide by brain stabbings? WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB WOOB (V)> Ouch Bjergsen check out them apples imagine if you surprised him though, all you'd see is Someone teleported their pee pants onto me once........ and im lookin at you..... This is so much better than the server on the frontpage. I couldn't even connect to that one and I heard that the owners were showing porn inbetween matches. Who has a 4:3 monitor in the year 2013? That was pretty bad EG There are others? >TCG Mounts are gonna skyrocket in price on WoW. Wen I disconnect my extender, the stronger signal disappears. Why can't I connect to the network my extender is creating...? Simon follows scripts??? My school had garbage can/recycling bin combos. It was one bag garbage, plastic, paper all thrown in the trash Looks like its shagging the wall Or nothing? I haven't run into too too much, some potential cheating here and there, some actual cheating here and there, and a few rough customers. Kinda stuff like "FUCK YOUR BLUE DECK IT'S THE WORST PUSSY COLOR." I remember one game where someone would type out "FUCK" every time I dropped a mistbind clique. Guan yu it's not a new god just a rework He has the same name >Guan yu it's not a new god just a rework An eyeshadow palette wedding cake...this is brilliant! Whoa Why would they even sell that in the first place ...*rationalized?* Eeeee! You are adorable! I love the 1-piece bathing suit aswell, so hawt We.. have outlet malls?! thanks! :o why email and not ig name? though i made my account 7 years ago, not sure what's up anymore We all have our things. In one form or another. ..... I think. Not a euphemism. 1.5 million listens in 18 hours Holy shit i didnt realize they were that valuable Is it just me or does it look like her pussy lip is hanging out? so the solution is nightly sync and upgrade? Mine's the same. We had a crib, changing table, car seat, snap n' go stroller, extra base, clothing, and books by the end of week 15. She's asking me now about stockpiling diapers and starting a savings account. Also, she wants to know what to bring as a shower gift I'm trying to figure out why your link looks like that. Everything is correct This will definitely keep me up at night Yeah anytime I save & quit it's the same game (or i'm really good at keeping a save of every possible position/rotation in every zone with every amount of stats, hp, gear, etc. COULD BE. you should never drive while facing the rear of the car for an entire mile On TL they say Maru or Innovation with Innovation as more propable Actually, quads or triplets would be an *easier* delivery: it's CARRYING them that'd suck!! The most recent picture on your Facebook is from December 2012 Starting the crossdressing or the relationship? Did you see the video comments? You touched it?! I'm sitting behind a kid in a hardy shirsey and an A's hat. Or better yet, you can hide them ....holy shit For some reason that just made me really sad. I live in Michigan and I've never ever seen a cockroach before. Already heard of/talked about him. Does watching a TV show on your Ipad still make it a TV show. Oh god, I read this as my half brother and step-dad are both pornographers. Inb4 desire sensor reads this reddit. .. I'm due in October and live in Northeast Ohio I thought it was her left arm? Yep. I - Wow... I thats pretty awful that I mixed them up. But yeah, I totally did.... y am I getting downvoted for this? ......Are you shitting me? I can barely stay alive fighting the G Rank Zinogre much less the Stygian You want the government to tell people what clothes they can wear? Plenty of what? Maitai Lee Sin I remember watching my cousin play that game for the first time. I thought it was another zombie game until I saw a dinosaur and I was like 42 I recently learned that 42 is the meaning of life It didn't stick to the pie iron? Jesus...that's some cold ass shit! 9 days old has 76k karma I watched this for far longer than I should have You're only going to be gone a month or so, May as well just keep your stuff til you come back Is it really that hard to do? That's fucking terrifying ...It clearly didn't have no problems if a massive growth was hanging off it You read about the Ludlow massacre when you were 12? Then wouldn't we all be... So that's why he's still returning kicks for us I want it! Just a giftcard, I guess! I don't have anything two dollars. People already having capped characters on fresh servers doesn't sound like an issue to you? Oh shit! TIL Tutu came out of Fresno state like Mathews! Oh god I would never try to mix the bottles. I can't even imagine the mess At first glance was not sure if modded GTA IV, or real life That happens fairly frequently around me If be scared to leave my seat Or so I would have you beleive I have to admit. I have used clorox and a q-tip to kill ringworm a couple of times. But jesus, I wouldn't put something like that anywhere near sensitive tissues Holy shit As a long-time contact lense wearer, I am incredibly concerned by the amount of people commenting that they do this/ know someone who does. O_O O_O At the second one: considering the fact their weapons are *made* from their kin, he (she? I had the weirdest lunch today. It was a wrap with ham, lettuce, tomatoes, and granny smith apple slices Is that my cousin, I think that's my cousin You're using a 4:3 LCD? Holy shit Why is something like this posted here? Wow, nicely done It's almost like people are different and don't always fit labels made by others That needs a NSFL tag..... Xperia has built in support for emoticons on its keyboard and built into the apps. :-) :*) -:) :O I know right! I was taught growing up that it's a planet, so to me it always will be :) I'm glad someone else understands my frustration with the IAU for booting pluto out - people tend to look at me funny and say 'Why are you so angry over a planet? it took you a few hours to photoshop this? I'm currently working back stage in the esports stage and we have to allocate 20 minutes for bathroom breaks because of all the fans... The chat thing you're mentioning here is weird and I'm not sure how I feel about it! yea that should be it, otherwise thats really wierd if those are supposed to be breasts, that's some freakishly hoge areolas Queue's seem to be working now The vet said all my pets would be waiting for me there. Is that an image of a wristwatch printed on Hamilton's left glove? Okay I don't know what just happened but I somehow managed to find it I once saw a professor of mine looking hopeless in B&BW with his three sons. He was trying to find stocking stuffers for his wife. I had him buy the Vanilla Bean Noel collection. When I saw him later after Christmas, I asked if the gift went over well. "Oh yes, and I like it too. It smells like butter!" Isn't it their land though? Please tell me you're a software engineer and not a civil engineer. ~~but 4x Jennah-Mini in Mystic Forge = Random Mini of the same rarity, no? wtf? why is that water off color? Was it really that big of a zit? Oooo violin!! Sark would actually be a really awesome guest, how haven't I thought of that? how did you know? Who treats infections with heated metal? ppl build ta with tanky itrems? Rengar W Love a man with thick legs!!! The things i would do to you So we don't get the new guan yu this week? IPL5 was a minor event? I'm a middle school art teacher. When it's time to do clay, at some point with the 7th-grade boys it's all about penises and poop. Jag misstänker dig.. ( Dat armor It's not fenced off, and there is relatively safe shoulder parking right along Highway 1 there. You can hike to it easily. There's another one just north of this one that is more fenced off and on a much steeper promontory. They just replaced the most perilous section of Highway 1 there with a tunnel, and supposedly the old highway is going to be part of a hiking trail now, but I don't know any of the details about that. I was up there and drove the road on the last weekend before they closed it off and opened the tunnel. It's a pretty amazing bit of highway - straight drop-offs at the shoulder that go probably 500 feet down to the rocky shore. Oh my gersh I cannot even I thought that I was the only one who did this! Hi friend! Did you submit a link to your APK on their site? They need that to approve your account... either way, I submitted mine a month ago and still haven't heard back from them. Is that? Blood? Under the white car? What kinda puppies and rainbows are you around? I'm a girl. And I upvote this post INTP who's ...feely? Quel intérêt par rapport à une bouilloire électrique ? Ahh. Yeahhh... **WHAT??** It really happened!? I was talking about it spoofing "A Night to Remember"!! Where the hell are you spending $40 to do a draft? Awesome Where'd you get that screenshot? IIRC there was no updated version released publicly And I've always seen it PPPS. Money. With the advent of technology we will use our electronics for everything They scale walls now "Hollywoodland". Had to look this up. Ben Affleck played Superman and slept with Diane Lane who is Clark Kent's mom? I knew a guy who woke up from a blackout hanging upside down in his car, strapped in by his seat belt, about 25 feet up in a tree. He had driven off the edge of the road and basically flown off a very steep hill on Highway 1 in Northern California, flipped, and by some miracle his car was basically cushioned and caught by the tree. It took the FD about 90 minutes to get him out. He posts as if his KDR is high, all his most played heroes are under 3.5 What. Sona barrier? Same location? The tree moved How'd you delete something when you meant to copy something in? This was my thought What if ops a woman Well, I only played Analog a few days ago and I've followed you on twitter for a few months, so the connection was made backwards, so to speak. The whole time I was expecting *Hyun-ae to break out the pick-axe You've never seen The Matrix? oh god I've been playing him wrong all these years What is with all of the blogger's posts ITT being downvoted? Hey NSFW! I'll be working on them on and off. When I've got a good bunch of 'em I'll put a zip file on the racethread server so you can DL and add 'em to the flair list. :) The only difficult part is going to be setting that left-margin stuff for every single one of 'em, cause they're all different sizes it seems Ha! Wouldn't that technically be masturbation? Yet she referred to him as a retard? Dude i totally went to school with you last semester. clicked on the ama, clicked on verification, and i was like I have to add the ruffles and second wing to my Katniss Capitol Portrait Dress, repair and modify Ranger General Sylvanas, and make a Croc-Bait Lo'Gosh for my cosplay partner. Yeah! I started playing when Xerath was released, and Graves came right after. How times have changed I never said traditional meant progressive. Why did I just watch that?! What have you seen first hand exactly? That's freaking awesome! I want a fun hobby like that. Is it expensive? (Blowing glass, obviously You Do Not Say?! So the jp server even have GM online Civ 4... I was playing as Genghis Khan so I guess it's him Wait... What? It did, actually I don't think you know what Freudian means. My God that last truck Coal fired power plants release many times more radiation than nuclear ones I find it strange you seem to be upset at the thought of her having sex if you broke up right away, but you don't seem to mind that she didn't care if someone she had hooked up with had a girlfriend who was your good friend. TIL what a Juggalo is....and I'm scared Thank you! Its become the bane of my DragonCon journey for this year - I hope Im able to finish it off in time. That was 6 terrifying minutes I will never get back. I think it's more amazing that he's also related to the man who invented the paperclip /u/Tadiera, I saw a picture of you recently (perhaps prompted by being asked to complimonday you >_>) and I have to say that you are so beautiful First anwser isn't League of Legends? I'm not sure if this is true for all kids, but my little sister seems to get really hyper after eating candy with blue food coloring. in a thunderstorm? You're not supposed to do that in public I dunno, I feel like finding blood on a paper towel wouldn't be cause for investigation. Unless the waitress overheard their conversation... that's literally all i have to do and they are too lazy to implement it into an option in the game Wow, what a truly loathsome group of people. yeah... i hadn't really considered that. i dont known why i finish the game Wow wtf brb getting vaseline I have never noticed this war crime before. That is truly horrific. That's so Nasty Nate! ewww Ooooo, imagine if that line drops off faster and December hits 0 ice in 2017.... I didn't know half of these were books Every man shop is a woman shop too lol... seems reddit doesn't like spam Who doesn't? Your voice and name are familiar... Did you do the jimmy and Pepitoz videos? Why would you editorialize your title? I would as well, keeps the swine's from using my tea Only Jaden looks disturbed Day of Defeat a modern military FPS ? NOOOOOPE 2 She belong at which Pantheon? Ahri is Kog.... oh god no I do that for "r" /r/LeagueOfLegends /r/GameDeals and /r/RuneScape are the three that pop up.. RuneScape for the simple fact that I played for 6 years (2005-2011) and I like following the updates. However, it's an entirely new game from when I quit. Seriously. Rs2->RS3. Holy shit, someone else actually knows Dink Smallwood I'm not, i dont want to know I swear there's a condition that you couldn't have had a blood moon in the past five days for there to be one. Thats so creepy What black sorcery is this My friend played vs Gaurdsman bob when he was smurfing on his lvl 16 account Could I ask what weapon you set that off with, and what build you have on it? I wouldn't call the 'Mania 25 one graceful. He damn near killed the camera guy and himself. Considering none of the other GTA games have had stories worth caring about at all, what's the point? First we'd have to bring back scene. You must have soo many duplicate shirts. We have those in Finland. Many of them get hit by cars during the night and my mom used to tell me they were just someones lost fur hats along the highway... I thought impalement meant it went all the way through? Man, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. That's kind of the thing with smallscale environments. They work in ways that large ones don't. It's pretty weird of you to agree with me while having a negative tone. It's downloadable from PSN. I didn't even know they sold physical copies of it. That computer voice wasn't even noticable in the beginning xP At the end it sounded a bit weird though Oh god, I once had a shoot with a poor little man just 15 days old with jaundice. 3 bubbling diarrheas, two pees and two spews later... And his mum wanted naked baby shots. Shit was everywhere. Everywhere. Are you seriously considering staying with this guy? Its just Brutus Beefcake barber only shitter Unless Mr Mine is there Welcome! Lurky face I'm pretty sure 04-05 LLY Duramax engines don't have twin turbo stock set-ups ^^ well....alright then. Am I the only one that thinks weed doesn't change my personality I noticed her skirt was up and thought"very nice!", but then I zoomed in... We got Five chinese gods no four. And six with zhong Kui And there are only four hindu gods not five SWEET MERCIFULL CRAP Haha, good point. He's killed 3-5 people from what I remember. How many until you're considered a serial killer? This is ... cute... and creepy at the same time Oh dear. 10 complete sets would make... 99kx10. That's 990k?? ° It's only that much cheaper if you're already in the town. however, from what i understood from the posts that i dug out while researching how to play dorans Lee, most people actually mention that doran start is for the HP and AD advantage to secure a better first blood gank / dueling an opponent's machete start. Stop. My brain can't handle the pixels. Well... Meachem had the best performance Topic says MMF, content says FFM. Im not even kidding this was the fastest loading gif i've ever clicked on in RES, so the comments really confuse me Hot DAMN those men are hot!! The thumbnail looked boring, then I opened the image I want that chandelier. I wasn't. um just do your hw before you actually play Weird... I have flair when I go to the settings, but here it's not showing up! I'll have to look into that. My names Chad And he has no shadow... I bought Ahri yesterday but then i'd have 4 keys for each game " I work at Microsoft and use Chrome. What kind of place are you working at? The thumbnail for this image really blew my mind, I kept seeing flat grey and red ground with pink stand-up fences Oh man, I should have looked at the link CapnCJ posted, I guess. I see Reno now. He has black hair... Is that a black eye? She's really not so hott. Why are you so excited? Receivers look amazing to me already...However you need to pull the trigger on the trade anyway I had to look this up to make sure it wasn't a concept hovercraft I'm way to irritated by it being in decimal rather than percentages to care about either.... you know there's no reason to use the metro UI right? You make it sound like you have to use it and thats what windows 8 is. I've yet to ever use metro apps Oops, I somehow read that you wanted to tax imported goods. Yikes Not to mention the fact that it's #3 after "anal." but since when do teeth look like swords? Golduck and Slowking are breaking the fourth wall. They know I'm looking. haha got in a crash today! lolol good thing my parents have insurance Hmm...Intensity...Integrity...Intelligence...3 I's... her finger.... why.... I logged back in, the day that RS3 got released o_O Pretty much everything had changed o_o New combat system, New UI, didn't even seem like I was logging into the same game 8th? I was wondering if there was like in-depth guides and advanced tips. Btw, your link directs me to some financial website. You gotta catch up with BB on Netflix it was amazing My boyfriend is native american? its funny, my reactions with controller in hand :WTF?!?!?! Many diet pills are healthy TIL that the erector set my grandma has is an original one. Uhura's big pointies.... It's a reference to Badger's Star Trek blueberry pie eating contest. zOMG!!!! wait you read this... to your boyfriend? Holy shit, that's legal for them to do that? Just curious, what was invented first, clothing or art? Maybe everybody was nekkid all the time Wait, what? Does that mean there's, like, a rat with a boob on its back, somewhere? WHOA. I just started the beginner routine and am introducing new products. I came on here to post a question about red itchy bumps on my face and trying to figure out which was the probable cause. And I'm in MN. Sharp III Prot II is the squishy system you made this post to complain about. Except of course if you're one of those people who won't let them get vaccinated against tetanus, in which case the dirt may very well kill them. Today at work there was a 6 yr old kid walking around with his grandma babbling in gibberish (clearly gibberish *not* a speech disorder). I turned to him and basically went, "Ojibatekalintesausykalapadu?" He just went I'm excited!!! I need an adult You guys look like a couple I knew in highschool I dont know if it is just me, but I really do not like him in game, I think the skin over all is pretty ugly in game, **but that AA animation** we look and act, just like everyone else do you have fever? Wait. You're telling me those people MAKE it happen?! whatever you call it i had enough... That moment when I play with russians who speak English fluently. I was once awake for 3 days straight in the navy... I still don't know how I pulled it off Unless you go to /r/vegetarianketo where they have recipes that include "wheat meat" a.k.a. seitan a.k.a. gluten protein. I think I need to go to bed.. But me wants beta! D: I DESERVE it Dem graphics... why would she say that? wow look at that c/O Commence fetal position It feels like it wasnt to long ago i was playing her on PBE... has it really been a year already He's 8. I don't really, just never though about that before. I was thinking the exact same thing....that ending ( Er det snobbet at købe ind i Irma? All of them? As in every last one? The guy on the left, his mouth is always open? Wut ? Holy shit, this is real racism right here LOL, you've got to be kidding.....there really are communist corps Juse vezde Wait a minute, what? They didn't always? That actually sounds liek a 1.0 copy Same thing happened to me but with a skelly spawner, my reaction was something along the lines of... ===oOOO why exactly? Given that there is (unfortunately) a child's toy called Zoobles, I'm going to guess some god-awful children's band type thing. Like the Wiggles. How is this movie exhausting? "not in the face cause that would be fucked up"... cause the rest isn't fucked up already. Wait...you had free time? When I was taking photos of this moment, a balloon hit the blade and I thought everyone was toast I can't imagine it would be any other way really, that just would make zero sense thanks for letting me know! Its already at the top Wat?! Wait, some people play this sober? Is that even a thing? whats the exact format for using creosote oil and beeswax in the carpenter. does the creosote go in the liquid tank on the right, and how many beeswax do you use for it. I put one beeswax in the recipe, and some creosote oil in the liquid tank. I got a Growth Syringe blasphemous WHen I put spruce logs into a squeezer, I get Factory Machine Block How beautiful can a girl be? so magic find-find instead of magic find? hmmm Metal Gear Solid 2 Japanese Special Edition... 400$... As a student I know that evolution teaches us how to procreate, and that nobody ever "discovered it"... but just imagining the first man discovering sex makes me laugh. like, how did he figure it out? and I wonder if he was just so completely blown away by the experience. "what happens if I put this thing in that thing? I am a public school teacher in a very affluent Northern California district. I was exposed to pertussis *5 times* in my classroom last year. It's called pre-order. ####..What the hell are you doing in the Seireitei That looks so comfortable and stylish on you! I had no idea how much I needed a satin blouse in my wardrobe until now ...what company do you work for that has 11 hour shifts 5 days a week in the middle of the night Holy crap... you're right. Now that I think about it, there is A LOT of this that looks like the original Star Wars storyline, sans lightsabers and lightning-from-your-fingertips. Why are you getting downvoted so much That looked like a bot game How would I be able to download the game then of course he does Erm.... Duped inven? Oh god it's hideous... Damn, you've got haters. dem downvotes, doe. How can you not see it People **still** play D3?? a "public servant"?! Am I the only one who likes both dexter and brba? I prefer my 'citadel walls' to be in good shape too. I do hate it when they start to crumble Repost! I killed him, I think. Wait, I don't know, I killed someone on happiness island after a dogfight, I think that was Dimitri, so I must have taken the money She looks like she had taken on a real Russell Brant face! ( Goddamn. Who the fuck hits their children?? Damn, that's a well behaved dog! But why you got an attack dog? Hmmm you don't see the difference between Vivienne's make-up before and after the show ? Dr. Otto Octavius. There's just always been something about those sweet metal tentacles that makes me want some. \m/ Holy crap, that's a small gap. Yeah marriage in 5 years would seriously, seriously surprise me too even though it'd put me at 31 I know what you mean... I hate crowds. I am not always fond of loud music (especially if it's not my kind of music). I hate being drunk... No fun at all... And for some reason, once you turn 16 or whatever you are not supposed to have fun any other way... at least that's what it seems like sometimes... The only ingredient in roasted chicken should be chicken...what else can they be adding? You might need to see a doctor ... our maybe give the peanuts a break. Bathroom nightmares 10+ minutes of this? How many reposts can this clip get?? Really? This might sound weird, but... I'm a perfectly straight 21 year guy - and your comment just made me do that thing some girls do where they cover their mouths and look away for a second, covering a smile and gasp. I then proceeded to fan myself semi vigorously with my hand. I'm so glad I got into this project. Thank you for the compliment :) And actually I didn't know about that site. Nor that they had a section I got that she was old from the high level comment, not arrogant wait no way I... I see Good to see Jung's Collective Unconscious working strongly. This is literally *exactly* what I was going to post up the other day when I saw the movie online after it was linked here. When I saw that moment and dude's birthday I was like It's even harder if you don't have one. He belong wihich Pantheon? Mind explaining how that's a RHCP reference? Insiiiiiiiiiiide me. Are there really no unique rewards (not borders/trim) for gold/platinum/challenger? Woah, that escalated quickly So what you're saying is.. you hate Japanese people? what? I came for cleavage and cleavage was delievered, but once I clicked that Sona link. Fuck the all the cleavage, those eyes Can you please also edit it so that it's not filled with male voices going "aah aah aah aah yeah suck that dick baby aah aah yeah aah aah aah you like that don't you aah yeah gimme some of that aah aah unf unf aah yeah" ad-fucking-nauseum? Aaaah! Amanda just said to Judd," I was fed a line you're going to be mad about." WAIT IT'S NOT REAL!!??? I don't even listen to metal here in the states and know who Rammstein is Thanks for the range, never figured it would be that much The fuck, I live there. Never seen this thing before. so disappointed its Elise, I'll never use it and the one I would have used all the time is the Janna one :/ missed out by 50 pts from Gold. Fucking HATE spiders Why didn't I think of that Yeonsu one Just how good are your gloves I knew my tummy was getting bigger when I was walking on the treadmill at the gym and while holding the front bar and stepping forward, my tummy was touching a lil bit. So you grow elf ears and fly to the top if a giant tree to rescue your online significant other while driving? I really hope it got caught in a tornado somewhere 15g of carbs in 1Tbsp of molasses. It's...beautiful It looks like a dead cockroach... I didn't even KNOW there was anything more turbo than Vaseline. Whoa. Hahaha that was actually surprisingly funny. Van Oekel shaved.... I can't possibly be reading that correctly...."shit....whistle"...? NSA can listen in on your calls, read your texts and track your location but you don't think they can know the IMEI you use? What does it track?! To be fair, if the zephyr folks come back every year and the quartz stuff in your home instance is available every time (maybe we'll get more than one node? I did not know these existed...and most of those look like other websites. I want that job no its the only solution for everyone They cut off her hand? ...I don't know if this is a lie or not. I feel like your username is tricking me either way. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND!? If it rustles your jimmies that means it makes you upset, but you said it would be fun Ya I noticed I do read fast.. I didn't say that, though I did not even think of this This is one of the most bizarre stories I've ever read... OMG, I flinched just reading that. I have to go hug my bunnny not sure if sacarsm Yeah I am! Love that guy. Don't love his ear wax. "A hydra? Looks small. Okay, the other heads should be popping up... now... That's not a hy- >I didn't say that, though what the fuck was that why? i never said anything about curse assets Thought process as I scrolled through the pic on my phone," aww he's cute and the glasses! I wonder if he's exposing himse.... Wow, this is really good. So why's your apparently level-headed buddy still with her? Yeah or pictures that are faked.....If you know Photoshop, you can tell....and still people upvote. I don't get Reddit sometimes. they really should play ducktales Okay...never mind then This sounds actually really creepy You know, that thought never crossed my mind Mmmm it's 3:30 in the a.m. here. Almost ? Didn't the finger already get ripped off ? As an mechanical engineering student I find this mechanically fascinating. That doesn't stop me from compulsively rubbing the back of my hand and sucking air through my teeth while I watch it. Wasn't he from UK? Seeing as how that's what the OP said, I...did that already, thanks Jinkies Awesome work again! So less code God damn. Tell me about it. I was still using notecards for research papers. Thank God that law is essentially a standardized citation environment. The hours I would have saved from this website. I don't think I've ever seen a diabetic against marijuana. I mean, yeah, I assume they're out there, but never actually seen any posts. I was more bothered by the picture in the background of one of the dolls 'reading' a book. The really harsh thing is the change is just before the grand finals.. If you're intrigued by being bossed around, I suggest a FetLife account - where people are a little more likely to be safe, sane, consensual-oriented. Extreme fetishes should be negotiated and tolerable to both (or more) parties! @_@ / Are you crazy? WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT HER TO TURN INTO A WHORE? WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT DISNEY I hope thanatos will not be a mage What? I thought it was purely for battery conservation Not to mention that there are 2000 people browsing this reddit right now! Haha, imagine all the implications... She certainly didn't Britta it. Anyone noticed the new icon for Odin? The icone seems like a godess not god it's weird Why would any god need to call an exorcist? TIL that there are big chain cemeteries. Why can't I find that one? how was what you posted "much more impressive skill wise"? /r/watchpeopledie was on my Chrome homepage for a week after I visited it ONE TIME out of curiosity. Every time I saw it I had Vietnam-flashbacks Why "incorrect time"? Incorrect sub, I understand, but time? Not enough upvotes? I've always been a bit of a tomboy. I'm not into shoes and clothes and sterotypical lady things. But I love shitty girl television, and I actually miss *The Secret Life of the American Teenager*. What the fuck did I just watch Oops Well that's even weirder I can agree with you that these shouldn't be publicized events. The thread and emotion is a little over the top though Just keeping an eye on things from above You mean the games I already bought for Wii? When I look at this pircture all I see is racial connotations Holy cow realized that my girlfriend has the same habit... What the fuck is the point in an ally you can hit when you can ally some one and not hit them hahahahaa ... it was late When did $129 for kids toys become cheap.. That isn't a cop. Bought an Adultfriendfinder sub, banged two older BBWs (they were about ~40s, I was 24 at the time), few times each... That's about it after about $90 worth of membership... Can't complain. Those women knew what the FUCK was goin on though... damn... One even had a "toy bag" she carried around with her everywhere We still know nothing about bra sizes. I saw an ad recently for a store that had bra sizes up to O cup. O!! I was all like " Does that include the hot air he uses to power his career? That drink is mostly sugar. I pass by here a few times wanting to try but i never go in because i feel my stomach wouldnt be able to take all that lard and grease....i'd probably end up sick your welcome? Mother of...Dia armor is back? I didn't understand, what will happen to Hades? This is a fantastic outlook. Whenever I see older women at my gym I always want to tell them how inspirational they are, but don't want to seem like a creep We dont have a police station anymore but when we did, it took them about 15-20 mins to arrive eventhough the station was only less than 5 mins away ...Well-aged? You look like you're in your 20s. why not skype call Yeah, he posted more details about his "cleanse" today... I like that his response to that shirt was... "Am I making money on that? Agreed. I accidently stumbled in there a few days ago and was so creeped out by all of the dudebros celebrating how they finagled their way into touching a guy as much as possible on the date, or how they basically forced their way into being kissed. YIKES The suggestion was "let's each get a burrito for dinner", and I was like He did have loyalty mission? I did not understand half of that. Hey, Ambipom is already taken. i heard of this brand and car.. but i never heard of a convertible version.. jesus.. that car has both modern and vintage looks! I think it would be interesting to change the environment, instead of the enemies - an awesome example of this was the camp they failed to fight (after which nightly murder ensued I'm really only viewing on my phone. Looks fine to me. It's not really beige on my screen. Closer to white how I'm viewing it Simple...you can't That's 62 seconds, odd. We agree Holy shit, isn't that overpowered? Doesn't it show any particles or anything? Yeah true. I have a GTX580SC and it still runs ultra on games I play. Are we even playing the same game? oh God damn you really are a good girlfriend I'm just throwing this out there, but all three of you are beautiful! It does for loads of stuff (including hall of monuments portal stones Jeez Cuchan hm. pretty unnecessary thing to say. We've gone too far Since when do girls not like these things? Yes, we'll ignore that and the fact that they think putting a wal mart down there will help Someone said it stands for "Downfall" right? which is what he sent over and over again to Dan thru one of his first text messages... And also a "Teenager" /r/microporn unfortunately is an active subreddit. I know that it is going to be added to the permanent line here in Canada sometime this fall (according to my Lush Times). As for New Zealand (I have to go there one day!!! Why was Varus in the midst of the enemy team at the beginning of the video "It was worth it. It was worth it" dafuq Who constantly makes straight jokes? That was made back in the 90s. WoW. ... ALL OF THEM? Looks awkward as hell and why is your hand on his waist Saw the title. Saw the NSFW tag. Clicked it anyway. Playing Blizzgames for 10 years now, lost about 5 giveaways, did alot of surveys inhopes of getting a code, no luck Back up, I just did it Mines John Marston, oh crap OMG Soyul! The cats lasted 396k? pic 6 did it for me That pokemon would wreck havoc on the entire fucking world. There is a reason why it does not exist. One being cannot have that much power I'm a pretty big black guy, started lifting a year ago and have what I consider pretty beastly stats. There's another guy we call angry bro, MASSIVE black guy who curls 135 to warm up and squats >600 DEEP. I'm about 200 lbs of muscle, he makes me look like i'm 135 soaking wet and he absolutely terrifies me. No matter what the interaction is, "Hey are you using this bench", "Want me to spot you" (He was benching 315 with no spot Holy son of a fuck.. R-Truth?????? My wiener just fled into my abdomen The exact same thought that went through my mind when I saw this. ty, was wondering if Im wrong afterall, weird Uh oh Erm--is there seriously dill pickle juice? Like... this is an actual thing that exists in the world dill pickle juice? Como tu vas a decir una cosa así??? Si el gobe dice que la criminalidad está bajando! The Last House On The Left haunted me for several nights. At the end of the movie, the father paralyzes the criminal by cutting into his body and then places the criminal's head into the microwave, causing it to explode I would love to tell you about my job... but... I don't have a job Well... that was very random of them I'm not sure, when I look at my compendium it says I have 10000 points with a team of all XBOCTs. i think a lot of people went into game, myself included did i get it wrong ? I'm 20 and I laughed... maybe I'm father material already... I learned about it in 10th grade science class. link....? Holly crap, you're right... they are all pronouncing [v]s Can I edit the title? I'm sort of new to reddit If toddler poop wasn't gross enough already... ....an "interaction" involving....NOT eating animal products? As a lady gamer with many lady gamer friends, I'm not sure why it's so hard for people online to believe that there are many women gamers about. I'm not talking about app games either, but stuff like Mass Effect, DA, AC, MGS, FF, etc. I'm not in LoL now and I just realised that I can't put my fingers like in game because I dont remember how I do it everyday GASP! They hired a "Jewish publicist" ??? "I gotta go lie unconscious for a bit" -my friend's weird way of saying going to go sleep Now I'm computer mouse... Could be yours Glenn Who? Thought the title said gloryhole for a minute.... Is that not common? My shower is like that. Well that's all well and good then, i just don't think i could live with it It's an Archon ? Thats actually news to me.. i'm new to reddit, so i'm not sure about all the rules and stuff. but is there some sort of mod log in you have to do, to get that [M]? so anybody can be a mod just that we dont know till you log in? As 200 lb guy that doesn't smoke, this has happened to me... I had 35 Or do we? Whoa ................teach me your ways I need a shower now. Ez mid picked in pro tournaments So what you mean is that it doesn't save? is there really no way to save it?... Isn't it Pick up group Yeah. No. This was removed. Submissions like this are not okay, and this will be your only warning. Further rule violations will result in a ban. It breaks the troll art rule, and it breaks the sexualizing rule. Don't think I ever bounced a 122mm shell Master Roshi? How the hell is 31 hours "ALMOST" 4 days of work? why are there no consequences in the outcome of the new invasion events? If you win against Scarlet, she disappears. If you lose, she... disappears. Hmm Well.... Amazing. Impressive. But can we expect the same graphics and details on the xbox? I mean, could this video be a promotional thing, like the official pumped-up screenshots? It seems way too good to be real We have championships On the last picture, the left one look surprisingly like North America... Disable in game ability to do that... So someone would have to use customkeys... And then add some anti cheat engine that prevents input bursts like in counter strike... I remember how i was once playing counterstrike and my old mx518 mouse with broken left mouse button went nuts and suddenly i shot like 20 times in 2 seconds with these double pistols and was kicked and banned from server for that I'm lost. I'm from California. A mi me paso en un ranked, nuestro top se desconecto y al mismo tiempo el top lane de el team enemigo se desconecto junto el adc y luego volvieron al mismo tiempo She said to me that she was moving on the 1st Damn Twerk Instructor info? Tate is a FA? I dont remember. He wants the D. All 3 of them it seems soooo complicated Well I'm sure the video exists. Really she's just wearing too-small too-short shorts and a bikini top in nearly-flesh-toned vinyl with her tongue stuck out. The shorts giver her double-butt, and the top set is flat. And something weird about her hair too. ermmm I didn't give you permission to use my clips, and your giving permission to to other youtubers to upload my clips? Well done How often were you mugged as a child? Um... Did I just witness a child predator at work? I have horrible nightmares about the Joker... why would you ever want him as a tattoo... forever But... *how* do they believe it? Has their sense of irony just *completely* atrophied away? Because your fears aren't his...forever lolwut? I'm not that interesting ...lick her circuit boards? the safe and the hammer are brown or coated in rust? How the hell did they manage to stay this cheap? They have 110 employees. That's less than 3000 dollars per employee per month. WOW I didn't know about that Uff this is so good. Who is this Tryndamere, Hao player. So...you're going to provide us some new and fresh content now correct?....right?! Please I've been reimaging the same screenshot for 3 weeks now! I NEED NEW STUFF How play to 1.6 on Steam So people on Reddit are....people? No. Way. Your name is Mr. ballsinthecorner? She must have had twins and only one came out. Or something. The only WTF'ish part about this is the way he turned away everytime after she gave him those kisses. Did you notice? Halitosis or what? Why would she post it in the title Are women a fad? I know why Eeeeeh... I rarely even mildly love myself :P... I mostly just look in the mirror and think... What the hell is that thing I saw an episode of Conan years and years and years after I saw it as a teen, and they made a Jingle All the Way joke again you mean the lips? I agree, dat green 14000 normals What the difference betwen demon and daemon? Fortifying - OMG just saying it gets me all fortified up Yep cooder cringe Is this the Minnesota State Fair or the Alabama State Fair? that is the mentality on this subreddit....they always tell you to change your attitude and your each challanger if you wanted Canada has a military? Got my wifes name tattooed on my forearm after getting back together after an eight month separation. Three years later we're divorced Well this is a good omen for Tennessee You think thats bad? Try going to high school in a small Texas town...mullet to the max...i'm a chic. Oh also did i mention parachute pants? I knew the baking soda scrub was 'working' because I would be so red and clean feeling afterwards... That's another thing - my biggest source of happiness in life is doing things for others and making them happy. Seeing them happy and grateful is SO rewarding. Yet... I feel so guilty if I receive said treatment, heh. Figure that one out! if you fill a foam pool noodle with water, and we each blow on one end, I will fill your mouth with water, without fail. So glad I have this skill > I feel so guilty if I receive said treatment, heh. Figure that one out! > That sounds tasty, but when it comes to sweet drinks I'm usually worn out after one :-P If I need to un-sober quickly, I usually go with white Russians. Or shots of Fireball whiskey. That stuff is dangerous Whoa Did you even read the article? Like I said I believe their may be liabilities to be had with the actual content being depicted. Unless the website has a contract with the copyright holders or something that gives a percentage of the profits to whatever you specify as the content being "from" ... ¯\ what is it that's so addictive about this game though? I don't understand Haha! I need to start doing that now, too. I am so close to caving and just getting a snuggie. ............. What in the world were you doing with that octopus? What if I told you...every ethnicity of people has sold and been sold. O_o So pointing out things like this is most likely you unintentionally perputuating some racists points of view who's only intention was causing a racial divid. Well, that was impressive. Not to mention Incinerator, Quip, The Dreamer and Bolt 3 months late to this post and apparently years late to the original... But ALL of my wat!!! \ O it's all too familiar ...why? I shit you not, I was playing Witcher 2 as well when I drank my bottle ahhh so ba gold is just really cheap? :O SF seems to be a special effect already is it not? but still quite low for a unique effect You helped her clean up her shit? At first I was like meh but then I was like East aurora here Has someone actually complained about that? I get it very often, e.g. I'm skyping with a friend and it says "Playing as: Rammus" or something like that, then I ask him "When did you start playing Rammus?" and he is like "What? I'm playing Lux lol". Many of my friends also have this bug. Are we the only one or what? My fiance and I went out to the bar with friends. He drank too much, and I had to drive him around aimlessly to try to sober up. Now he can't lay down without being dizzy so we are sitting in the living room and I'm awake still. I've never met anyone named Ben and no one I know uses reddit so I would be rather disturbed That exists... And what happens if you click Play? I've never seen that before ... That site has a lot of mp3's available for download, how is it still running? It's funny out of my circle of friends the one that rages the most is the one that mains support in silver 3. He gets pissed at the slightest thing, you pick lee sin he says u suck cos u aint insec, i try to calm him down but there is no stopping a guy that rages an d mains support That's quite a scattered stream going on there Dude, are you using a CRT? What about ziggs? Is public intoxication actually a crime in U.S? I just made one of each. Goddess has really stretchy bands. I've had one of their 40s stretch to 44 before. Doh! How could I forgot about wordpress Im going to Montevallo University where they dont even have football... what does that make me?? Now if only they can start integrating achievements and time-tracking into non-steam games. But all he did was thank him. It's not like he ran at him screaming like a school girl, kneeled before and called him a god Wow what a coincidence Ok, I've only just now read this post. Decided to check OP's profile and she hasn't posted anything in 5 months. Dude you show up everywhere I go Because he doesn't want Americans marching on Washington FSA style. \( Did... Did it build a fence around its eggs? I did not know that about Spain It is disturbing to say the least. I've become numb to it but qhen I first saw this vid I was SUPER uncomfortable. And it isn't because of the cross-dressing bit before anyone gets offended. It's because I have a huge straightcrush on Charles Dance's Tywin and I was like OOC: did she die? I went from :D to Nope you must be the only one ..it could be done? Was the cat named mittens? Your username makes me think you actually did kill his cat I use my hitachi and lelo together I cringed when I saw those skewers in the sandwich kebabs ... I'm friends with her and nothing more She's actually my clone. Born 17 years after me. I'd never even thought about it.... but Yu-Gi-Oh! is older than me yeah LOL that was my bad James Bond's M! Hmmm, I *do* have a usb port for flash drives, so that might work. But, I'm not sure it charges When my Thanksgiving invite is "lost in the mail" this year, I'll remember this moment. R. Kelly Ignition remix, I mean shit has anyone actually even HEARD the original version That's an understatement. My school had police officers that carried guns and could arrest you outside of school. On top on a security staff of like 15+ 1 principal, 1 vice principal, and 4 "counselors" - one of whom told me I should just drop out of school because I was failing. My principal was an ex gang member (who once revealed to a friend of mine his gang tattoo). Oh crap! Didn't even notice that Toronto. Well Burlington as well Hideous! You can see the *evil* in that glare!! the pool here is grossss my husband got MRSA from there I was going to say, this was on the front page a few days back Nothing particular here Also, why would I want to ditch AS on my MH in favour of LS when I have 6% LS already? I'm sitting at 500% CHD right now and if I do change my main hand I'm looking at a 7-12k dps loss I want this now I still sink hundreds of hours into FF7 on the PS1. Wow Korean men are super hot herm.. idk why i thought sunfire did I have been, trust me. but... but... omlech is never wrong... Wait, you go to sex clubs, but you consider bondage crazy? You've been waiting a while for this one I see Especially in light of PRISM. I mean... People *STILL* use it? Kwinstuh, on the reddit? I played some ranked today thanks to the encouragement of people in this post and I won all of them back to back on Caitlyn. I kept getting 28+ league points per win what I found interesting here: "once you reach 500"... and what about 400-499? You had a kid at 13? did you downvote yourself? My only concern is that the rose looks like its going through your hand ... why the fuck would you try and kill him when you knew he was hacking All the comments in the GW thread got downvoted wait a min, how did this end up in the front page of the subreddit? Dat hyper librarian I can't let my dog out for 5 minutes without him getting covered. Just because a dog is outside and dirty doesn't mean its suffering Walked into my apartment after I just left to find my roommates (who were a couple) half undressed with the girl holding a black strap on gel dildo. Your two year old is remarrying? This just came up on my Spotify session as I saw this comic. Glitch in the matrix. My thoughts exactly. Also, THOSE EYES ...and is that gif supposed to be a good example of that? a wood dildo Was she angry you were atheist? And that Can confirm, am OP. Yes in this data thanatos look like a female like this counterpart roman I feel like it doesn't even frame it, it kind of engulfs it Yes but when we gets this rework? If mew is the ancestor of all pokemon..then this might have existed I also need to tell my sister Eh. Weird. Sometimes it's taken me ages clicking on the right thing Confuckingfirmed (finally) (OC) so hard 2 schedule Still, should tag it as NSFW cause even though my mom's a particular breed of cool, "opening a picture of a clearly wanking off chick" isn't on my list of to-dos while my mom is around. La noticia, a todo esto, es que un argentino creo un app? My minimus lander ended up on gilly last night Goddamn! what there are many broken items Something like this It started so well and quickly spiraled into a stomp Whats so special there? Some easy written program + kinect ? I got that and was like Pause at 1:00 The guy has 6 fingers That curved structure to the right looks like a dam! Oops forgot to mention he is a boy :) and arrow was actually in our original line up for names along with Oakley and moose. But we just can't decide What the hell are you guys all talking about? Daughter's rehab? I have no idea why this is gigantic Next day shipping for free? actually it would creep me out more than pleasing for some reason Maybe she's pregnant Whoa! I saw this video a loooong time ago on ebaumsworld... She's a Witch ( seems like the trolls are invading the subreddit today I have no clue I am too What atomizer did you pay $100 for? I didn't know he was Venezuelan Hellloooo Dat yellow light though. All this time I thought you were a girl Can you leave plastic bags in the mail box for her to use? And yes the mail should still go in the box! You mean like Tryndamere? What if all ninjas were Assassins? You found these just laying around the house Really? I don't know about you guys, but Marines just ROFL stomp into alien base over and over with grenades and kill unclogged baby spurs/shells. As a Gorge Khammander, we could at least use our spare time to defend shit and stop constant pot shots within our own base. Now I have to use my spare time to meticulously micro-manage small amounts of drifters for the tiniest benefit and at a huge risk Shit, what's your Range buffed? You still have respect for people? Why would companies offer an incentive to buy the step-down? Please never wear the skull one.... Woah. It's finally been a year since I started reading. There. Is. No. Winning Throwing Batarangs in Batman: Arkham City while on a building will make you rise upwards when you walk over the edge while throwing the Batarangs Anything you want it to do If you think about it we could be gathering knowledge, doing experiments, creating art, games, music, etc. for our superiors, while they just sit there and collect the data and see what we come up with. at first I *actually* thought this was faking news :/ With over 10,000 subs Have my up vote kind sir. I think I found the American reply to Anya Your own MOM called the cops on you and pressed charges? WTF is wrong with her? \ Well you definitely win with that number Looks like my damn ex I haven't even told what i am looking for... ...the fuck are they going to DO with it i'm surprised that they are that competent dear lord... dat ass Those eyes Holy shit, that riot, wow You're safest here. Dat face. I don't feel any emotions in my chest Holy Crap! $300.000 just from yestersday Thanks for the reply. 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That would keep me from opening them and smelling them trying to guess! Haha Well, I was open to other types like bubblers. Plus, you never know when Obama is watching A lot of the cops I've seen in the south *are* black. I got pulled over by a black officer a few weeks ago You know, I never realized the guy above who I got it from was poaching your thread, I figured it was you! Sorry mate :X I'm out of keys as well Why are there so many suns in rooms? Dat landscape OMG! So my dearest goal in life - to get more than *eight* submission karma points is *futile*!? Because of *robots*?? /u/kubunto -- nm this I'm just checking out the new summoning drop-down list. It's like tab-complete in IRC. "video not available in your country" But there are four asterisks after the c. Wait what are we all doing? Oops. Sorry You'd probably get into a car accident if you read all of that Is hunting alligators a recreational activity or something? You want VOMIT pictures and you're encouraging bulimia? 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And your skin is just flawless. /r/WowThisSubExists shocking, the few times I played Mario Party 4 I NEVER got won the 100 coin thing or tied at the end What are nude flats the moment i opened this link a commercial for match.com came on my tv It came with a Happy Meal many years ago and has Quasimodo on it. That movie got super dark in the bit where Frollo is singing about raping Esmeralda My god. That must be the ultimate torture This is amazing, but holy fuck. 900,000$ is a lot It's FTFY (fixed that for you). Took me a bit to figure that one out. Google knows all What if my request is me in you > I guess people only buy them when I'm not around then since I've never witnessed anybody buying one ever. Your lips and cheekbones my glob. You're so pretty. What lip color is that? ( please tell me that's not your natural color! Wow that's allot of discs that is really scary As I high school football center with a gay quarterback, I sadly must disagree That's kind of weird but tolerable. I wouldn't call it a dumpable offense. I actually kind of wanted to go over and talk to his family that night. I thought that if I went and said hi and introduced myself that they would at least stop staring so much and I could at least enjoy my meal without feeling like an animal in cage. He told me not to. He thought that would be weird.... Oh God are you always this scary.. disagree. I mean, it's one thing if you're like, purposefully choosing ugly dresses to make yourself look pretty, or choosing things that are really really hard to find suitable undergarments for, or something, but.... rainbow colors is just SO not unreasonable. Wow Well I am 99 magic but I am not made of money unfortunately. I'd love to have a seismic laying around though lol, I am getting a little nervous. It's been three hours and I don't feel anything other than a general stomach ache (which can be attributed to the banana pudding and orange juice). I'm scared to go to sleep. I've got one more hour to go, judging by your time line, before the party starts! Are those ... Exeggcute ... I can just tell you the specs. ( I honestly didn't think about how many concerts he'd do in a year, not to mention I really had no idea how pricey tickets could be. Apparently he's doing 31 concerts just from now until the end of the year And the one with the Togepi print cup... This must be a cat thing. Mine does the same thing...and the two feral kittens we've taken in do it too. Sounds like something's up with your machine? But so did Hitler. A thought just occurred to me. Lego mindstorm powered grinder Physical difference = different skill ability! IT HAS BEGUN! Oh sh** , 2 teemos more Oh my tired eyes missed the 'L' ... Not playing guitar, and now I'm thinking about it. It's listception... Why is this so controversial? Ooops O_O What the hell is number 3 ...A support should always rush Sightstone, and let Aegis later. The biggest LOL factor was seeing Zynga try to sue over using 'With Friends'. Extremely inventive of them. Mostly woman or androgynous (can't tell). You have a pretty feminine face and your haircut is really cute. Sooo...you used to have anxieties, but now you can't empathize with those who do? This can't possibly be news to ANYONE? Right? So... what? You sucked some water back into a bottle that you originally poured it out of? Turn 168,city size 36 Dat Mercury pic ... How do they farm legendaries out of it? STORE AT damn son...over 700 :O!!!!!! OMG I LOVE THIS!!!! I was kinda thinking the same when i saw them doing a kickstarter it's something. Something is better than nothing I've been wanting to get an SnP tank, but it's been out-of-stock. But I guess I should be thankful though, because, ya know, **dat price**. I belive it was Saint that said it? Or am i wrong? Did you still have to pee really bad after? Verklept i have you tagged as wamts to fuck cousin. This thread has given me at least 3 months of reading now. Wow They are from the future Yep. I can agree with that. Had the same girl in middle school too only it started in 6th grade. Which looking back on it was pretty overwhelming given the girl and I were 11. just how can you downvote this? You're a girl..? heh, now i'd like to see a bra with that actual band size XD snug underbust measurement of 2,55 meters I didn't know I was Canadian I read it in your voice OOC: Did you read the back? GF and I looked at each other strangely after reading that. "Death is the currency of victory." I don't think you really understand this post her legs are so skinny Is there a tire barrier in the middle of the track? "Rahman" search returned really weird results Except I'm not stuck in the 1600's Woah. Didn't even notice. I just saw the one in the water and thought 'kay that's cool. Now I'm intrigued. Yep omg. 3rd person in trailer is really Kojima. They saved him from mother base Doublecheck your links! The ones you posted are for $300+ gamecubes what's with all the players in arcade anyone else notice you actually see a chickens head get chopped off? like... literally. chopped off. in the movie. i was like ( I've been helping with my shower as much as I can and managed to get access to a small hall that we could use as a venue which saved quite a bit of money. Food is an INTEGRAL part of any gathering in my family.....BUT....I think my Mom and BFF are using the excuse of saving money on the venue to go all out on the food... They're planning quite a feast. A buffet style feast including snack table, finger foods, Chinese food, Mexican food and dessert table. O_O I'm super grateful for their effort but I'm afraid it'll be a bit much for about 50 people. Also the date that worked for both of them is a bit late. I'll be 38 weeks so I'll be crossing my legs and fingers hoping baby doesn't decide its his time to shine mid shower!! NaNoWriMo! I'm at a complete loss for inspiration though - I've got 60 days to come up with something How do you have so much money? According to the Guardian, Bale's wages will be higher than CR7's. since hes masters, and gm isnt open, he could very well be a gm level player The wing is on backwards. *Eep* I will now start inspecting my food before eating it. You said that 5 days was plenty for a sling that size. I'm straight, but daaamn, I'm in lesbians with her Did you just say you're going to use corals as seasonings? Did Dig and Vulcun both just ban themselves out? Why would there be an octopus? WTF, did she just give that bull a handjob? I just noticed that she is apparently pulling a gun out of her backpack Are you sure you're excited? Holy crap! how did this not hit front page this is awesome.. and it seems riot took their renekton idea from you I did too What the crapcakes! I need to set this up, and buy a new computer. This whole thing sounds wondertastic! Couldn't you technically say that about any series than? It's all just constants and variables? Even when something's non-canon? But... wouldn't that make everything canon? Regi on Fizz. Ive found all big citys have black mostly black/grey ones (totally serious not making a racist joke) and outside the city they are brown, not sure why "I've never seen such finger speed" Oh god....its a blood bath Holy crap... I thought I had a vague understanding of bitcoins. But then I came to this thread, and now I'm more confused than ever! This sounds ridiculously complicated. Does starting a Dota 2 game while being on daddy duty count? Me in finding a game with a party of friends. Wife yells, "going to go workout, watch our toddler." Game starts. The mighty boosh is some funny shit, I heard alot of the stories come from one of the actors parents' acid trips I can't remember, tbh, but they just got their first pairs of true leaves so not much. 3/4 weeks since I planted them, maybe, but they took a while to germinate. The ones I planted last week are almost the same size as the first ones now Surprised to see FlowerMound referenced. It does seem odd that they'd give the playlist and description such weird names and everything -_- A little to the right of the middle, I feel like I can see where Lincoln's face is going to be. It's like it was meant to be there. wow.. i did not know it existed. i'm listening to some of the samples and wow Why does this sound like I heard it at some point on /r/TFTS Apparently I most closely resemble Emma Watson. An 8 year old is better at redstone than me This sounds like that "joke"...who wants to live to be 80? Someone who's 79. I wonder how people will feel about being elderly when they're closer to experiencing it? It all looks pretty sad when you're young, but old folks can live fulfilling lives right up until they die. Heck, studies show that they have more sex. My grandmother recently died at 93, and while she had plenty of issues late in life, she obviously didn't kill herself as soon as she hit 71. Really? I came out to my mom as "liking girls," to my best friend as "gay," and to my brother as "a giant homo." I regret that a little since I don't identify as gay and "a giant homo" was awfully jokey. If you figure out a good way to come out as plain ol' queer, let me know this happened to me. i was fucking my girlfriend. i had my hand on her clit and i felt some warm water cumming down my hand. i thought she squirted but she said she didnt. *P-p-paintball course....* I Listen to Pandora at work every week Wtf is Board8? Hello fellow Wisconsinite! I'm currently in Iowa, how in the *bleep* did I get here? Oh god this is such a wall of text looking at it. Dafuq Why did he force you to shave your head? At least its not gangrape juice. Oh, wow! I never knew employers could do that. been taking advantage of that for years by heading to one of the theme parks in Cali. being there on a day they're all at school is the greatest! Oh. Yea, I thought so! I wasn't sure if I was being paranoid and over-analyzing it! Plus, in Boston it's $55k for entry level (from what I've heard from my friends with MST) and I know for a fact SF is even more expensive than Boston. Are you my sister's ex? WOW. lol. Yeah. Nobody else was like I think Seangares is in this game i do tell them this. the cruel part is it is really true. they try so damn hard... Holy sandwich, this is made of small cubes kamuikurou here. I've never seen anything even a quarter of that number. I had the swan emblem on my 83 Celica Coupe I didnt know people have favorite irrationals Where are you getting that impression from? Nasus k-9 > Where are you getting that impression from? Everything is in Russian? Google translate shows "A wedding in the suburbs" man...I did this and I went through an AZN phase as a brown boy ~~wor la =.= he he he 9 9 ~~~LA WOR Wait i recommended cubedhost? I don't remember reccomending anything, and if I did, it was probably MCprohosting Did the aircraft just turn northwest for anyone else? Just outside of london ... then why are you here? Also the wages Wifi receiver We all got patches, you must of failed the class I wasn't disagreeing with you. How long have you been waiting to make this joke? Just don't post any scary pics of her! She looks *so* vicious! They are, I'm not. This is my biggest concern Uh..who? What? What a predicament! It was quite popular for everyone to discount this as crazy the other day. What will the consensus be now that Bill Nye says it is quite reasonable? I actually don't know. I've been neglecting my nails for the past few weeks in lieu of gaming. yet you can afford a computer and internet to post a reply comment on reddit? ... thats an exact copy of what I've just done lol. I've done every single one of the things you just stated Are THEY really our pets.....or......are we THEIR pets!!!! I got "澳 新" meaning Australia and New Zealand She's almost wearing that dress... I remember the dota 1 days. Vanguard -----> vlads -----> basher max first skill and go ganker am :D. No one really knew how to play am. The first time I saw a good am was actually in 2010-2011 in hon (am version mage bane) 35 mins max 6 slots and I was like oh my god he probably has a gold hack Just a quick question, where do these weapons go? huehue sry my england is horrible. I just try to convey as much as I can Childhood me used it all up, sadly. I had transvestite duckling syndrome Image#92 Haha, I was glad when we made it to a short list. I did NOT like me faves getting shot down. The worse loss was Anabel...because that was his college gf's dog's name. I'll have to step up and say the one that ended with sexual assault. Sorry for the downer, but there you go. That's really unsettling Ozil: Dotting the I's... oh god no! change is scary! wilt records........................ Yeah it happened to me once and I was lost. " Sweet Nophica. I was with him when he watched one I think... so many people died it's not even a spoiler Even in sword mode? That's rough Funny, I was thinking "I have/had that CD" (most are digital)... From the 90s... Kinda what the hell (not really wtf per se), but ya I guess if you're under a certain age it could be new to you.. Thank you for reminding me :) . I'm giving OP benefit of the doubt here... But then if you're digging through CDs at the Goodwill, I'm thinking hipster and maybe I shouldn't be It hasn't been a complaint of mine for a good couple of months now... I've actually got a backlog at the minute Lowe's worker here... And we don't have dick fungus. How can a foot get that fat? Hearthstone has an endgame? Tangent: Why are there so few people here with Strasburg flair? I hardly see anyone using it. people still use that garbage? I first thought you were a friend of mine Arbor Aspect: Must have taken you 30min to get to that altitude... That's pretty outdated I talk to this person 2 to 3 times a week cause I live right around the corner from the store he works at and I wasn't sure if he was gay or not and didn't exactly know how to ask. I was talking to my long distance friend about him and they wanted me to send a picture to them and then this happened so it wasn't a complete stranger....more of an acquaintance.... But I still respect your opinion to think I'm a creep cause I do too Wow Holy crap you're generous, I got three Hitman games. Woah, that is Freaky Isn't it 2.5 seC? I paid $370 for my set How did it go from asking about his decision making to this? Wow they really are annoying. ..... I know.. but, but.. the flashbacks!! Gorgeous body So you mean bards still edge out BLM EVEN when they are buffing their DPS already? Like everyone else, I'm trying to figure out how something that big came out of your nose. It's like your nostril gave birth or something Yes Yes because that instantly pulls all aggro no matter what Watching videos in 120fps requires only double the power from 60fps, shouldn't be too hard Used in just 6 secs Umm.. I think Kita is a dire wolf!!! And there are literally no pictures of them in the Google image search...wtf. Tell me how What theme is that Wow! Did they just casually mention it in conversation and when you had this face Um It's okay, I have alot. My Zorua says that it's a Seaking and it shows a seaking I literally just watched that video on youtube like 10 minites ago, weird A girlfriend of mine had an emergency appendectomy in the highlands of Afghanistan and not in an army/field hospital That feeling when you're talking to someone and one the size of a ping-pong ball makes its way out in midsentence. I make the closest imitation of the Didn't have any lube at a particularly horny stage. Walked so much I got friction burn...couldn't even stop after that On a side note there is a lot more information than I thought there would be on dog hair clothing I think that you just explained the plot of Skullgirls Woah. Didn't even notice this was already posted That was a really good montage of the game. Watching a lot of those highlights made me realize that we have defenders in the backfield and could have had sacks on some of their scoring drives. Our D may be not as far off as it seemed. This must be in Europe? Its September the 2nd, /NOT/ February the 9th... wait, are you telling us that you gave up on your placement matches because you lost once? i dont even think i use my left thumb when i type I.. I just... I just made sooooo much money. i never got why when the yoshi dissolved why the bubbles go Upward. wasn't it once per ghost? daaaaamn I can't help but imagine how many pictures he must have taken in total to come out with ~8500 worth posting online what witch? I hate that I live in NC... my wife and I are separated and I am moving back to my family in 11 days... They live in a suburb of Austin That seems... odd. And potentially messy. the worst to my body?...I forced myself to not look at porn n such in hopes to clean myself up for a girlfriend, I instead had constant blueballs for a week. It drove me insane. That sounds incredibly painful. That's real... ITT: Masturbation, lots of masturbation Thats around 2k diplo points if not more(have england and soon to be sweeden (who owns all of Norway and Denmark) with less then 50years left Tim Curry was an actor I enjoyed in a lot of kids movies back when, voicing or live action. I saw movie when I was 11 that disturbed me a little one called "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Until I was 17 I never knew Tim Curry was in it and the one person who scared me the most. Holy shit. If you save your SO's number as 'Boyfriend" or 'Girlfriend', you deserve to lose your phone. I think it's probably Devinatart. I spent more time on it than Youtube. And been doing both for years. Weird thing, nowadays I'm more on Youtube than Deviantart. I know exactly what you're talking about. But there isn't any awkwardness between us when did they nerf him? I thought he was played in the LCS like once or twice. If you think you'd get bored of a 3-day course before it was finished, and it's something you're genuinely interested in, maybe spending $300 on a pick set wasn't the wisest decision... I just want to rub my hand over it. I've found that it's been the exact opposite Hero? I need to pick up this game again. Never seen these updates WTF What exactly were you selling? Drugs? Holy G, my lil country is 4th on the list, I had no clue about this I was wondering about that If you are able to bicycle while orgasm, do you even need exercise? but it's only a visual remake, right? dang it, I searched for that subreddit and it only came up with home brew The chinese restaurant near my house needs to know about this dish...I must have it Okay, yes, that is quite a bit away, haha. Do you have a southern drawl?! Oh, these are e-cigs? You made it sound like some kind of clubbing drug. I think I walked past a place in Kent Town that sold them last week. I do not know... wtf Ving Rhames looks so weak next to Michael D and the stripes and checkered tops! What if Jaqen faces morphs into Bourne and wrecks shit When I said that I was just referring to committed, ideological racists. There's no "rebranding" going on. I was criticising them, why on earth would I be trying to rebrand them? No escapes What in the... someone care to explain??? That's weird I'm YOU in my dreams I'm more curious why he can never come back We definitely have peanut butter, I have two jars in my kitchen cupboard at the moment. I don't know where you got the idea that we don't What the hell happened here? Comment graveyard You bathed them with Suave instead of Dawn? Yeah, when I think of privileged groups, trans people are the first to come to mind This is probably going to come off as rude, but that girl looks like she could be JoeHills' twin sister. wtf how is ur sun out in ur game? Welp, I clicked it too so I had to go see if that could get me in trouble in my state. I am torn between being glad I can't be in trouble and worried for all the dogs around here. Me too... every single time a woman is with me, she is faking it Wow... Does she have a full time job and a family? Oy. Its like a blinking thumb. ... But there's still no players on multiplayer? 2,05 users? 2 users + 1/20th user? This coinflipbot just passed the Turing test read this...and this was my exact face afterwards: 9 straight...wow I remember finding out that the Finding Nemo team actually had to invent a new type of animation to simulate the "gummy" translucency of weird sea creatures plus figure out how to filter light properly for underwater stuff. It sounds like some of this stuff is crazy intricate and would almost need a science degree Da...fuq? I honestly thought that I was reading a satire piece. What's a challenge of this name without xray? Dude, why is it giving me that look? OH CRISTO I've heard rumors that wormholes/black holes can sometimes occur when memory leakage occus between maps, but I'm not sure it dumps you into another map; I've always been terrified of it because I'm scared I'd just end up in memory overflow, and I wouldn't want to be there when an Admin notices it, flushes the memory, and restarts the game. I live right by New Hope... only in Goldsboro though.. not Raleigh. FYI in case you do too... in which case I will find you Naniwa has a point though Stephano abused Zerg race to win all that money and everyone rides his d*ck That's a pink shirt. What's up with my index finger? 6 spells, actually. It looks like a penis I am working at Yellowstone Lake at the moment and we see Dozens of bison everyday but nothing like this. From time to time we are served Bison soup at the dinning hall, from now on I will approach my soup with this grizzly face. Dayum. Hannah Murray is *gorgeous.* That really doesn't come through at all on GoT. Dude your facial expression never changes. Kind of scary I was at a DJ Craze concert during Sundance, and I went to the bathroom. I heard some strained grunting from the handicap stall. While I was washing my hand a super trashy hot chic walks behind me on the way out, followed by four dudes. But what if...asking *made* him happy Is that still there on Hailol? That screams free planarite! KCM Sage mode is awesome though! It's not complicated at all, where did I say that? Oh god.I can imagine the pain of fucking someones eyelids. I don't know any girl that actually says panties. I call them underoos. I've never had a professor control water privileges Confirmed. They ARE confrontational. Literally 30 minutes ago I was getting home from longboarding and my friend was pulling out when a few neighbor girls were coming back from walking. One of the dogs runs at them and another neighbor (who doesn't put up with shit) yells to grab the dog and who ever was outside didn't seem to like it so they shouted a few bad words and now I have a reason to hate where I live... Holy crap, according to that diagram I have a third nipple too. Why have I never noticed this before? Thank you lots although I don't agree on the "most attractive" part It's a guy? Handsome I get, but you lost me... how can you not see any white or latino men as masculine? Not sure if that's a race thing.... /r/nosleep > Weird. Maybe phobia of... trauma? No that doesn't make sense either. idk \( Twink, in Victoria Imagine all the crazy print designs you can do.... Ack, it's all being run through a script first So you have choices..you just don't like them Thanks! Sorry, I wasn't meaning to be a dick, I seriously meant "whoa Think that is bad then check out the pyro's ankles check and mate! Everything you say sounds kinda outdated then this logic includes 9/11 too ( Oh wow, Squeenix has really thought this game through. Looks like Zenon to me Dat 1 HP mamacore. I don't wanna sound dumb....and maybe I missed it.... but are those two mau5 heads that are on the left and right his "new stage additions" that he was bragging about all of 2012 for this year?! I wasn't even there, I was at home Now there needs to be a mod where the dragons are replaced with charizard I had never heard the term "bunny boiler" before I go to a charter and it's $3000 a year Sorry dude, I honestly had no idea. I never commented on yours, either. Mine are chipped and yellow. Hence the I just thought that I should have said "any growing monotonous *discrete* function". Actually there are growing monotonous continuous functions that never gets bigger than a certain constant. Pacifism It never not worked for me You should see Catalina Foothills on the other part of town Named AdvocateForLucifer, link karma is 666 Really? Ok, now I am wondering what the point of Flare is as well. You're super late I got that season 1 My plan all along has been to be a scholar on my arcanist... but I hear nothing but complaints about that class. why would she receive it? she must have an account with the beta profile set ! no? Why would anyone microwave the water? Not even a chuckle at the my-car-wasn't-there rant? I mean the first thing that comes to mind is - why would you pick "dill" as your name? What the f...? well, MegaZero is the son of Sata.....Teemo it would seem Thanks for the sub! I'll definitely keep posting the slightly more important videos to reddit here and I guess just hope for the best. I'll re-post this specific video again sometime today to see if it fares any better. Also got no idea why it was removed My cat villagers seem to like pocketknives for some reason. Dodgeball is a go. I'm on a dodgeball team I'm not gonna class my younger siblings' birthdays as 'real parties', sooo I don't think I've actually been to one Nice! I don't have a bubbler, but two friends of mine do, so I get to use their awesome ones. I like to call the blue one Tsunami, but that's only when we get really really stoned so we're normally just stupid laughing by then. I've never really gotten an official yes or no about it. Dayum!.. That's quite a huge list I thought the cylons were trying to get rid of humanity though? I'm a bit worried as to why PETA is concerned with the size of infants's penisses. bizarre twist of the day: NIbali apparently stung near the eyes by a wasp and is experiencing bad swelling around them? My jaw literally just fell to the ground Is this comment serious Roccat makes peripherals not chairs That wasn't anywhere as interesting Thanks for the response. I can implement this further into my theory now. I know Gretchen is listed as being in a late episode. Maybe every one does die and they get Holly. Yeah, he was adopted within ten minutes of the post OH MY GOD, i did not expect someone else to get this see randomly You got pretty destroyed by Georgia who were quite impressive Anyone would wake up happy with a beauty like that next to them every morning. Unless her personality was awful, let's be realistic here... Whose bones did you use? Confession? what the hell is that on his hands May I ask you to elaborate on that last point? I was under the impression they were supposed to be helpful I want a Mega-Evolution Butterfree, why? because i leveled and EV trained a butterfree who is a beast Which FPS have they dominated Your username... I thought we were being fucked with, with a lovely photoshop to make fun of the 'pink bear hunt,' but holy shit if I didn't see it myself, re-watching. Because we like sexy? What is this? I don't even... But it will have thick fat. ( Halloween I think its weird if you can "trick" yourself like this This is phenomenal!! I think I did it right. But how? Because you know that you are tricking yourself Switzerland is in this game? Are you actively trying to sound close minded right now? Could be TLO's brother imo. How does Seattle have $70m in offensive spending with the cheapest starting QB in the NFL and no WRs anyone can name? My own vagina just sealed shut at that thought. No malware warning for me. I wouldn't actually try downloading anything from their site though I was nervous about clicking on that link. holy shit dude, I hope you're being sarcastic because that is a FUCKTON Wait, IIQ gear doesn't work on maps? This is news to me OK video, but how on earth did you go through like 10 texture packs in 1 video Wtf is up with that racist name? I'm sure redditors can find that girl. Hell, they helped track down the Boston bombers. I'm autistic! 8:5 ratio? First time I see that resolution ratio Like the clown mouthfucking his face with a paintbrush while staring intently at the camera holy crap the blonde girl is Jessie from Saved By the Bell...and the black guy in front is Corbin Bleu That's... one way to do it I've been at work all day and I noticed To eat or pray? Did anyone else think that the one guy in Mayuri's lab looked a lot like Aizen? Did you watch your brother pee? Indeed it is. I don't know what they would be patching though, not sure what they mean by in-house use Wait what. I am so confused who is this man That would mean i'd have to speak to others If possible, could you pass me an ATM as well? It goes purple when I scroll Jax is Ionian? haha... you guys remember that wedding with sincere and hans? It was all a big build up for the 100 dollar joke sin was going to play, but he accidentally gift wrapped the ring and named the gift wrap so the joke didnt work My god, beta 1.6 Only played the first one, on good God they went overboard with the story Wow. Didn't know Tetra was black... Is it some kind of double exposure thing or something?? Surely two smiling ladies aren't sitting at a table with cute toddlers on their laps whilst a man hangs upside-down in his long-johns behind them... i never thought until now that petey piranha was puking up pudding 470mbps Then why do they play almost exactly the same with the same combat system? It's funny that they're getting the whiteheads but not the nosehairs. and the * is where? Did you cough that up?!?!?! You are a magician. Oh my. Dat ass though. I literally had to Google this; why the U? Every other color combination is represented straight up It's info. Ah yes, I completely understand. I have DEFINITELY met some of these people... Amazing at this age. It does. I've seen Barbarians embark before. Me either. Are you referring to the guy on the bottom or the one on top? I am now cross eyed They're not paying for flight and I'm staying with my brother... Tbh the more I look into it the less and less I actually want the job... Ok, that's fucked up. I'd flip *his* wiener. ^O_O^^O_O ^^^^ But.. You're not in middle school. Unfortunately not from the land of the ay's.... but definately not a nay-sayer so put some maple in my coffee and pretend this never happened You guys just take the joy out of everything. Bacon-onion flavor I would gladly have you as a classmate anyday Oh my god, his dick.... Holy shit and to think the original post only got 75 upvotes I think we already bought the missles so why not use them for a good cause? If we were nation building I'd agree, but sometimes things can be more fucked up than the economy or even homelessness. If its OK to gas those civilians "over there" ...please by all means please let's make life better for American. I wonder what Syrians thought of 9/11 ... I hope glad its not me Just be careful that when you're getting store brand cheese, it is actually labelled "cheese" NOT labelled "cheese product". Made this mistake at kroger several yrs ago, when I had just moved to the states for college... had no idea that fake cheese was actually a thing people eat A couple of guys have done exactly that. Totally thought it was a little baby. I was totally just like My computer has to be naughty to keep up with the shit I've seen Wow, You are right. I am sleepy and overlooked that somehow. Doh! Ok I'm seeing it now. That makes so much sense, I can't even remember my old line of reasoning anymore. Thanks a lot! :) I think I need some sleep licensing? really? how would I even go about doing that! I joke that I've got so many things running on Chrome I can barely use my computer. :-D With me, it's heavily Flash focused. Everyone else experiences a wholly different internet than I do. I always hear people whining about YouTube commercials. What commercials? I sound like a creeper commenting the same thing on your blog post and on here, but you are so incredibly beautiful!! Woah - what is that SSD Eclipse ship? We're pretty sure it was fake and he was just another attention seeker...but if it was real so gd's rotated through at least 500 tattoos in his mv career i'm really curious as to which ones are real I went to high school with this girl 25 fps isn't bad DID I SAY 64 BIT ARCHITECTURE Mother of god - that is one sweeeet trail! OP is hardcore. DIVIDED 'IM IN 'ALF!!! Wii Fit Trainer=Running man? Mind blown. Yes, it is far more manly to eat processed meat that is full of hormones and preservatives that fuck up your body. P.S. and I.J. were brothers... Oh my god. You look like the female version of Josh Hutcherson in the close up. I'm pretty sure I just watched at least a few people die I thought they were photos Yes... It was You may need to get that checked out wow.. ppl is really fast.. Hopefully VALVe would see this and make it happen 5 ...I'm not evil. Am I? Well... Hmm... I went to the big city all alone Yeh it made me cringe as well.....*tinkle crunch.. Hey man, I've seen Luther. I know what kind if crazy shit y'all have going on over there Chewie on reddit? I was a bit creeped out when I found out that the girls on the traptrix cards ARENT the monsters I had no idea you weren't allowed to do that and I've been on Reddit for 3 years This made me realize ho realistic the movement in ME is my wife creamed her pants so much, she decided she wanted her own.... Hey, what the fuck are you looking at?! I'll kill you, meow! I'm too good even i didnt realise i was right Brain lapse early in the AM - read it like you got paid every other month! How do you not notice everything going from monochrome to colour? Damm! I didn't know Ziggs' idle animations are based on a Rioter's celebratory dance Haha yeah. It's the first pick I ever made. Would only be good for shanking borrowers. I have an absolute shit ton of wrenches, could take a while to organise those I thought the trim knob was just another volume knob. Looks like a plastic-packed mummies head with a labelled straw in its mouth that spells "1 PINT 8" and it's breaking through the packaging e=mc2 NICE pic 10(my right to own firearms) so damn true. pic 19...is that a f15? pic 26. thats something my uncle would do..hell i would. last pic If we're talking separate pieces - Snickering Top Hat, Eastern Armor (dat shoulder lion Your place is extremely awesome. How much was that couch? EDIT: TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS I think that's pretty much just ARAM, I sometimes play a quick bot game for first win of the day and I still get flamed at in that To your point it seems funny that so many people hate advertising but here we find a group of people seemingly upset that they haven't been advertised to. DON'T BITE ME!! This is a great point. In Enterprise, if you don't spend the budget, it disappears for next year I mean, I don't, but.. I've heard rumours. I'm normal, logging out just means switching to my alt. But there are some who.. d-disconnect. ooooh well done! Very cool stuff; now time to see how much hardware you will need to actually serve the GW2 playerbase and provide multiple item listings (say, up to 4) for each concurrent user I was making a joke dude. "Theet" Vanished $750? WTF, how did that happen? It sounds extraordinarily bad when you couple this with the fact that the USDA has pushed to eliminate inspection jobs while simultaneously accelerating line productivity. One inspector will soon be responsible for a run of 175 birds processed...each minute. The rest of the oversight will be managed by the factory itself Same here! Before i got to try it, i was allready summin up the cons and when i put it on... Damn son! Couldn't believe my eyes, this is the best thing ever. (And it's still just the Dev Kit! Wat? There are professional teams WITHOUT goalkeeper coaches??? So much potential mead. hahahahahah Meek... come on now... stay off the diss tracks. Yaa you looked real macho when 50 approached your man on stage "Come on fif please you know how this gon make me look? This gon make me look crazy" Just left little five points with my girlfriend No way! No way! No way! What Marshalls do YOU shop at?! Nope, in fact, at Fresh Market, I've seen eggless cookie dough by the pint, intended to be eaten raw. RingwormFTW. I can't explain my interest in ringworm or why my username on almost everything is a statement that makes out ringworm to be a positive thing but I do know this...it is an unnatural and quite frankly odd name to have but I guess that's the fun of it. The idea of being the thing that nobody thinks about but could pop up when you least expect it...on your skin. People view Wikipedia for film ratings? BURNING still play dota ...You're a sad, strange little man. Dat trbusni ples (@ 2:36)! Really? Now I'm starting to wonder if I watched the unaired pilot by mistake, because I noticed no differences at all Ok, I have no idea who that guy is, but he just got my respect for his final words in that video Isn't that baby Lord Voldemort from some womans project to make baby Harry Potter characters? And in actuality if he caught them at the right time he could've made out *okay*. Do they still do the extra $10 in-store credit for every 3 games you trade in once in a while? Because that right there is $330 Well if it makes you feel any better, I've never made a pretty-looking cemetery. Then again, I've only ever gotten through 1 generation of the legacies I start so I've only ever had 2 graves... So, you're saying you keep it at 110-115 degrees and you use a TORCH to pop bubbles? (not sure what you mean by fire bubble popping). Do you pas the flame above the stuff or flame directly at the bubbles? Oh my! If I've been misled about the percentage of scientists who believe in climate change, who knows what else these scientists are lying about? Wouldn't surprise me with how large the industry is getting. Look at the Music and Movie industries. Dejavu. I am certain I've this exact post chain before I had rebooted earlier, no change. I rebooted now (because why not), it's fixed. Does your body just hate you? I'm stunned Suddenly zap into the front row seat of a roller coaster right as it starts it's first maddening descent. Holy shit... the plays So good at pretending that even I was convinced What the.. can't say I've been subscribed to this subreddit for long, but I took this photo, and I had no idea it had been posted three times already On that note, I literally dragged a Jarvan out of his own ultimate as Skarner...And he took a piece of the ring with him nah youre not ugly, you just look very unhappy. GodWolf!!! Yea, it completely negates the malus from difficulty by itself you... are... just...amazing... you are so cute, those eyes Do you mean .. Does it taste as good as the picture looks more like skinny fat manson, look at that spare tire What kind of period did you miss? You're a wise one alright. I learned my lesson the hard way. The cow birth was the most graphic moment for me. Read the part about black widows and spiders I can't believe I watched the whole thing... Working on the roof, checking a plumbing vent. (Inherently dangerous, right? Ladders, heights, etc.) Climbed down off ladder, got to the ground, stepped backward onto a piece of coiled-up plumbing snake and fell ass-over-teakettle backwards and landed on a big piece of drain cleaning equipment, fracturing two ribs in my lower back. If I had landed two inches more to the right, I would almost certainly have broken my back. cant tell if serious The ingame model looks polished, but the 'splash' that's flowing around makes him look like someone from Noxus. Instead of valor, he displays the urge to split someone in half... Them keys people gotta have them keys lol .. my bad on that i think i was reading it to serious P-P-PLeaeeeeeeease! tell me you don't teach high school?!? maybe it's a zyra plant holllllyyyy crap, you are psycho. I laughed at this. Looks like the internet has finished taking my soul. and then both of them get reported, while in the other way i would just report her and copy that sentence... its amazing someone just says that: "i want you to feel bad" I have no idea who #3 is. I did data entry and came across a fair few weird names. Crystal Chandelier, Merit Best, Yoda Boda. Had a teacher who liked to laugh about weird names he'd come across. His favorite was Candy Samples. Some family named their poor daughter Candy Samples. ...Months? Thought I was the only one Fired I feel like I am the friend you just went on a road trip with. What makes it international Well fuck....I'm a hipster My cousins have those there 8 and 10 year old girls What does this have to do with my post? I greatly appreciate it! :) Though I had the same issue earlier. I tried uploading it from my phone via copy paste and it only put Molt Pretty good Same here. I only really use the peterson short hook, DCAP hook and on occasion the slender gem. I also use two of the black plastic handled ones on a regular basis, the second and fifth from the very bottom. To be honest I can open the majority of shit with just those 2, and that entire set cost £5 with free shipping... so yeah. I am definitely a pick whore. so how does the pool get filled Oh well now your scaring me Glad to see someone knows their shit lol. I hadn't a clue, just loved the look of them and felt shitty getting outbid on the original set he made so I just had to have a set. I didn't give a shit what they were made of, I just knew I had to have them I read that as an actual cup size. That's pretty badass OMG RUNNING WATER I don't get what this post is for. *Looking at username* Indeed. If I think about what happens to me during the night, it's a lot less cute. How do you spend your scholarship money on alcohol? Your what? "The plaintiffs, who have requested anonymity through their lawyers, are taking an unconventional approach to challenging the pledge. Past cases argued the words “under God” violated the Constitution’s separation of church and state." Remarkable who is David Why? Was the ship on sale for 27 cents recently and I missed it? I felt this way as well until that one specific girl. To this day, she can pretty much just put her mouth on my dick and I'm almost immediately there I didn't even know that was a thing. is this even real Which is what we're talking about in this thread, so....yes? Duh? Wow, so crazy, so many golden roses (~ Don't look fake Apparently, I'm not plant-based because I eat a (ketogenic) diet high in fats from nuts, seeds, avocadoes, and olive and coconut oils. That's amazing! Nope, i just smashed my face on the keyboard and that's what came up I love jews?? My week just got better knowing that you and I are from the same country. You are stunningly gorgeous... I know it hurts but don't we all make those kinda choices based on physical appearances? I don't think I've ever wanted to fuck someone's personality My dad always told us they were cow eggs. We never believed him until we saw the wrappings in a field once and he turned to us and said, "They hatched. I need it You're welcome! with that said.... are you.... me? I'm sure if you had known you wouldn't have done it, although you look like an asshole Gah, thanks for that. At work so...all these crafting professions are blending together. Um... Nope I am that guy in the office... there might be even people out there who are able to do that EYES Thank you for all the info! I would've thought that Windows Phone was a similar case Thanks to those of you who stuck around and asked questions! I think this first stream was a success. It ended up really being a class, running 2 and a half hours. that was fast Imagine switching him to an AD Carry role, like Ez. Mechanics, skillshot precisions, and the actual ability to carry the game. PS4 through the Xbox One HDMI.... is that even going to work?! Put your hand over the spider part.... holy hell. As a DH player i must say this look really cool.Never saw the shoulders in the first pic and what is the chest armor in the second pic? what's funnier to me is what Jesse is doing in the background. That was really spot on 5e You have that kind of gear and you're asking what settings to use? Wow, that's TV-drama shit right there. I didn't realize that kind of shit happened in reality.. It's almost TOO real, makes me doubt the credibility of our own world I know plenty of guys who are into tomboys. Where the fuck do you live that you can't find anyone? 2 payday 2s for 1 xcom Maple Bacon slugs? Why in hell would you replace him? That change isnt even going to hurt smart people. Just filter out the small mobs with a shotgun and render the big ones useless. Still the same effect. Holy crap, dat bout. Whoa I had no idea some states don't tax pension benefits I'm deathly afraid to sit in the porta-potties at the park because I think snakes will slither out of the shit-hole and bite my bottom It's possible? Hmm, I didn't actually notice that! One floppy is only 160KB. Four is only 640KB. I don't see how? But... but... you just copied the first post... that dyno @ 2:23 Fleece tights I didn't even know there was a second photo.... I'll suck yo dick for a key I take that you didn't see that horrifying WTF pic of a clit on steroids a few days ago? Of course. Hey, Diamond 1 guy, some of us are trying to abuse her OPness for elo, so maybe don't say anything. Well PP can be reason for it then. $74 sounds kinda much for only game, even DDE, but too little for game + Prem Please prepare a 40 minute talk... by next week. Hope you don't mind the sudden unpaid full-time job! You and your wife named your cat after the "CEO" of the worlds largest electronic black market? why is one of the boxes flipped upside down hah this is a trade within a trade....tradeception OOC: I think it has something to do with farting There's always Mars please sell these riot like wow did with frostmorne Lightning trail on shortbow is very nice! I didn't check yet, but if it was removed... why? Wow Oh my.... Oh dear god! I just got a message from Xtrafinder that my beta expired, and it was gone Just wondering.... Do you actually have only 160 wins? Sky?! Did you go the gym?! Well he can't beat the Captcha so I guess he can't.... can any of us? I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!!!! That's some Terminator shit right there. *Every time?* Those shoes will not be very comfortable to walk around in all day Dat comment history... Wow! My brother is in law school in Little Rock, AR.... soooo many gold roses I... I can feel maggots in my womb... wow, this sure makes me realize i haven't seen Pinocchio in Years, hell last time I saw anything pinocchio related was that live-action one with Drew Carey in it. zOMG, you're right!!! "I was on a plane for 10 hours. I need to stretch my legs." ........ What is going on with their layout? yeah that's the one thing I was thinking about when he said 2 videos a week I am error made my eyes go like this How was your friend able to do that? At first I thought it was that gymnastics show on abc fam... now I'm not so sure. You were having sex in the 8th grade? Definitely that name makes no sense in lol scene. Also naming team after line of smartphones makes it harder to discuss the team, hurting the brand in the process Where are you playing? I got blitz ty Okay, just wondering. Also I know the meme, it's fairly common. You said something about "front page girls" thus I figured there has been something I missed. Possibly concerning women who are in the stock photographs used as memes and the difficult lives they have experienced. Don't see why I had to be downvoted though. what do people do with the gold in game Smaller footprint? When the main window is not open it uses 20-25mb of RAM. Friends list and IM window brings it up to 40. How much smaller do you need it? Really? I woke up thinking about Carpenter's The Thing and now this Oh my god, dat opening. I have it on my iPod Well...one has been found in HC and I've donated a feather to him so he can try and get a fishing gem or some shit. Wait, there has been over 200 of these I went Ra, easy? I thought the red pill was a reddit thing... SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!! About the PSU cables, you're right Well, DO you know pay for my therapist? What game is 9 Taiga for europe? a lot of those are animal cocks I have a feeling that would be like uber heavy. I'm trying. Day 2 of 3. 12 hour shifts. Busy on the Lakes today Wait... They don't have meat pies? Wth was the enemy team doing, they were 4 man standing on top of each other for 10 seconds od on an antibiotic.. at 59 k viewers right now. Insane! No but Charizard SHIFTS sizes! PEOPLE DONT DO THAT!!!! But how can you be a pirate, if there is nothing pirate related in your wishlists? Go to Williams and win the championship? Holy shit, this thing became a monster. they actually added a longer timer between quadra and penta a few patches ago. idk if its 18 seconds though Mars Attacks.... am...am I alone in here? maybe op IS one of those guys How do you get back in your game and get deserter? I didn't even know about the, driver turned around and show JFK conspiracy theory. Holy shit man. That's dedication. I give up on games after about 60-80 hours ........ His eyes usually just go ordered Bleach shirt, got Naruto one Holy crap this is awesome THAT'S NOT A GIF, THAT'S NOT A GIF AT ALL! Or your gut. I heard the calories in a typical shawarma total about ~1200, or the size of two Big Macs. physics major I see 0 downvotes. ughh I just made reddit the other day, I really do want him tho. I am willing to pay for him as well I just bought that barrel Umm, what does it look like? My 10 year old self loved this song :) Mazzy was way before Lana's time and most definitely influenced her growing up in the 90's. She plays this exact song before her concert. (which fans thought was a new Lana song One thing that blew me away is how sweet and fruity some whiskies can be. Sure, smoke and peat were eye-opening Holy shit! Oh yeah, definitely! The arm glide is an iconic move. But I don't like it that much though. I usually do the dual-hand pump downwards pretty fast while going sideways. So does this count as bestiality or what? Wondering: how do you post a picture on reddit without using a link? That's too bad. Maybe Mitch some how manages to travel the world... I'm stuck on a really stupid level in candy crush :( I've resorted to playing Papa pear saga Is that not regularly so in english? It's like that in spanish Is this Aaron kyro It's weird seeing Squirrel Hill on this site I'm 23, born and raised here, and never knew this existed Really? I literally just used a code on NA and it worked oh, it *is* in /r/whiskyporn . . . and again, holy crap. who are you? It's weird, but it's not gross at all. I kinda like it what? Peaches and cream! Maybe it's a phone number Invoker! cause I am pro as fuck! 'On fair rides' --- True. I love to go out after a long week of work, have a drink to wind down, get a massage & maybe a tactical military strike. Ryan Woah all over the place. I think this went a step too far... Will do! I wish there was an easier way to coordinate a group conversation lol. I'll let the other girl I'm trading with know she has till Monday then! (And holy crap, 48 hours? What do you do? G-Dragon - Crooked. C...can't stop. It says in nice yellow letters what each building unlocks Or a guy with two dicks How new? > Wait what? There was another Digimon series? Looks like you're using a bowl grommet on the hose. I...want one... Is that Chris Hardwick? [ Where? You can get a copy of it from him waiiiiiitttt... TIL that the winters are colder here in Fargo than they are in Nome. If she is your age no. If she is younger, how much younger I love it! :) also, I have to say that you're very pretty Like the Mana Bar!! ...but possibly better oh sorry for the super late response You look exactly like a friend of mine. The [rape] tag makes me want to bury this in a shallow grave...but dat cover image. My mother-in-law likes to tell me about how my husband would kick her in the ribs and bruise them and I am like Lil Wayne frightens me I did some brief googling. I didn't find any lesbianism. But I did find a math degree Are you sure that was weed that you ripped? He looks like my dad did it have sound? That wasn't there earlier Me too... Pale skin (although I can tan really well if i need to) with dark calf hair and the hair on my thighs is downy and invisible, as well. However, the hair on my calves.. only grows on my shins apparently? I didn't shave for like a year and a half and it sorta looked ilke i had fuzzy shinguards on or something. The back of my calves grows more like my thighs for some reason ...I don't even know what they were trying to say yea, stumbled across Jesus What's cream of chicken? I've never seen a tattoo with such small ink spots, that's amazing in the book "The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things" rest stop prostitutes are referred to as lizards Dat kabar kukri, where can i buy one As an 18 year old I moved from Oregon to California I used to have a little heart attack when I would wander into the liquor isle and be like why did I read that as shittyprolifetips? Meanwhile Athene raised over 5mil $ already and community still hates him >why did I read that as shittyprolifetips? You skip listing fee like this?! If I remember correctly, you used to have to create the games from a different menu if you wanted to play offline, so when that menu dissapeared, I just assumed they had just removed the feature because of "piracy" or something. It never even occured to me that you could right click in the custom games menu. I knew a guy like that. He cracked his head open in a hockey game. Insanely racist, sexist, always telling offensive jokes. Also creepily leering and commenting on teenaged girls. I was 16 when I knew him, he was over 40 and whenever he disagreed with me on something he said he should take me into the bathroom and spank me These look like the would do well as man-scapers too Pretty lack-luster IMO. I mean, being on a boat is cool, but I feel like the decor could be way nicer. Those table cloths and chairs It was when I (a delicate English rose) first found out that Polish people drink their tea out of a glass He also sometimes licks his bed... lol, now im -31 comment karma This is being remidied by lots of coffee today Every time I tried to bring up Snowboard Kids on here in the past, I got downovted. bumping this That guy looks amazing For some reason I confused "taxonomy" with "taxadermy" and was expecting to see stuffed dead animals. What animal are these parts coming from? what, the magic of rape How was there not a single Dashon Goldson hit in there... I'm on a 4 inch phone Is it really +20 science more? Nice art, but hairdos on deer just look... weird. i am never going on a cruise Is this a Second Life e-cig? I was always under the impression that whip-its are bad for you? WHAT? No Ouya? This place is a failure! You can get Marihuana in the coffeeshops, but no booze in the supermarket? Wait, is she doing that odd thing (hands and cup at beginning) that my brothers daughter does all the time? Did Smitty just tackle Olsen? This game is moving along really fast The around 3 stacks of steel + other random stuff for the boiler plus all the fuel it takes to heat up and maintain the heat is considered "free" now??? How do you know it wasn't DP themselves Holly Jebuzz!!! Wow Xisuma is a Redditor... Good god these are amazing!! ? Same happened to me with the Lion King The i7 is worth the extra $80 to me, and yeah, the video editing is just a hobby. Also, I didn't realise prodigy/h100i builds were common Not sure if I can do this ... alter A lot of people say that. I used to have really bad loading time (15- 20 mins 46! isn't that like a bit against health and safety? Played for 2 years and never knew this. Also katarina has a joke i've never heard before when you use this. LoL has been out for 4 and a half years already? Get a girlfriend, bewareofOnions. Yes! That would be a perfect story to do! I can just imagine the sound of a thousand filthy rats scratching, twitching, and squeaking incessantly behind the walls. How did you calculate the ratio of 7:3? It's no longer the top comment... I'm glad I saw this. I just got my DS a week ago and thought I was doing it wrong. Looks like things are just setup weird. Zombie head Christ. $350k? That's more than most smaller US cities You are one evil person for linking this OMFG girl. I actually liked the firefly one best ... couple I don't personally know in pubic... How do you remember your login? The worst is when you go into the shower with a full face of makeup and come out looking like a horror movie monster. Dont think so actually Oh that's terrible I thought Patrick Stewart was gay... I usually just wail at stuff with a rolling pin but...I must try this I've seen signs that have the braille dots simply printed on. No raised bumps, just coloured dots. Holy fuckin shit, that's what he said o- I don't know if it's a caterpillar or something else. Also, what are the white things? I said this exact quote last night to my sister. Am I now predicting the future of reddit in some strange case of deja-vu? are you new here? holy crap they are filled with ice cream? The one in the yellow is fabulous Let this be a lesson about how many lurkers here are on reddit. a post with 100 upvotes did this? Slender... How tall are you? Your selling em? Take some LSD and then play with that. Californian here. Is that bad? Ya know that actually not the first time I've been told that I had 300 on the Bruins winning the stanley cup, then tossed another 150 on game 6 to hedge it... because there was no way we were losing game 6 in boston... did you just reply to your own question? First thing i see on reddit is this post, and I just saw this scene like 5 minutes ago.. freaky he power bombs mutha fuckas inta thumb tacks! but legos are worse You have nice legs "Stuff Your Pets...." I didn't even realise there was someone else on the bed until I saw this version the top comment: "Sakura playing hard to get, Hinata acting too shy, Shion said she wanted the D...why would i say no? My dachshund chews tennis balls in half. Broken glasses in your mouth? Are you being serious? Did... did you just seriously do that? Wait you're supposed to dump out the water every time? ... I've been doing it wrong forever What if I told you that after seing the picture I entered the comments thread to leave the. Exact. Same. Line. Wow, that negative karma If there were a queer version of Penthouse, it sounds like your sex life was ripped straight out of the pages of it. Who's providing the pot Wow, why would you think like that? I think you need therapy. That Marth combo at the end Especially if it's already only one inch long hard He didn't get benched I've been playing the Sims for years and I still haven't drowned my family in a pool, set the house on fire using a healthy amount of inappropriately placed couches by the grill, or isolated someone in a tiny room with no doors until they piss themselves... to death. BF3 maxed out with a 7870? What about two hearts Whatever you do....don't zoom in. Yeah, no you're right. We should do what the minority says always. ... Exact same story here, I developed a bad habit of even mixing my bong hits with a bit of tobacco when I ran low on weed, now Ill use my AVB instead :P Dat Headrush with tobacco + weed bong rips though My gran had 5 kids... Except because it isn't Wow!! This is stunning!!! but.. this is normal version? That's different part of story. I wonder why people keep down voting. They don't give a shit about comparison or they don't like the changes Riot's made? Wait... does it mean you will survive more then 3 episodes?! I never thought of Tifa Vi I have to say, that mountain looks like literal Earth Porn! Sepiroth Aatrox \ lol yup. It was a nice moment to let out some of the knots in my stomach too. It didn't last long though. I swear, I am going to have a heart attack one of these times 2/2 of promo to plat now - i dont have the guts to play Sony is monitoring your every movement Perché, c'è chi la condisce la lettiera? Scouts will be almost immortal My local Target has plenty of them, was just there last night... I don't have a sugar daddy... Real life Repo! The Genetic Opera? wh..wh... wtf did i just read ?! A half just to get buzzed We selectively breed plant material to be biodegradable? No..He Has Brown once he is healthy... Someone donated $10,000 by themselves Maybe it's YOUR future abortion haunting you In order to stop u from aborting it! I am going to make my boyfriend watch this, leading him to believe it is the best video I've ever seen on the internet, and then stare at him awkwardly afterwards, like this... Where they walked, the earth QUACKED!! I think Cade is Ben's grandson--his father was Kol Skywalker, who must have been either Ben's son or younger brother--the latter option strikes me as downright bizarre, though. How did you get 7 crystal crew members? Your kid knows how to twerk Did it go wrong because of the intelligemt? Or did it go right because of context Front page of reddit = brilliant indeed. That's quite an unpopular opinion you have here Whoa, that looks slick! Wait.. So all those melted, unlit candles you sometimes see in Nord ruins.. THEY CAN BE LIT?! 5000 people? Who the hell can host a 5000 person party? I have several T3 def, MDef, and Capture keys, but according to our spreadsheets about prime weapon drop rates, I'd be better off getting some T1/2 keys for some parts. They seem rarer to me than T3 keys wtf. I was there just yesterday... hehe, no seriously why is he in there Why does everybody call me "Crazy Eyes"? Crowley renowned for being fair Even if it did, League is AFAIK the most played online game right now. Seeing how much money they can blow out on e-Sports (seeing the huge investments they probably have to make for the locations, the actual arenas, the player sallary as well as the entire crew surrounding it I strongly doubt that its profitable..) alone the required amount of money really shouldnt be the issue. In the worst case theyd have to cut down on e-Sports a bit, but, to be honest Id much rather have consistently permanently stable servers instead of a tournament that I cant watch for the most part anyway due to a messed up timing schedule it's a conspiracy I am an Mexican-American and I almost got deported from Mexico Who is the cosplayer? Is that his wife? Every time I see this, I think more of, "I really need to train my dogs.... no im sobar man I put 09/09/2013 and it gave me 190 days I just used Sublime text MrMuppetArms must be taking the picture I worked on the Descent Cataclysm campaign back for 1E, which seems to satisfy most of what you like, mainly due to stripping down to the core rules, with each short quest teaching the heroes about using a new rule or mechanic (was designed to be 55 quests total, about 1 hour each). I had over 80 campaign sheets from the different people who played it Damn this is awesome For the longest time I thought this was true - then I found out businesses are allowed to refuse cash payments, or at the very least do so anyway You mean "arrived". I donated them to my local Petco for adoption.... it was the only thing I knew to do. I hated to get rid of them because they were such beautiful fish, but looks like I had no choice. When I tore the tank down, it was filthy and I'd only had them 2 weeks. Any country that isn't fucking Spain/Portugal? Maybe his body is under the basement flooring or in the walls What world do people live in where they think they can turn up 2 hours early to a reservation? Mine is Harry potter series I'm a nuzzler, so mine get super-smudged almost immediately. I'm also not that blind, so they come off. also, getting someone's spunk on my glasses is not an experience I'd care to repeat I like when the red water comes out. .... You made it two sentences.... It only needed to be one! YOU ALSO DON'T START OR END A SENTENCE WITH A CONJUNCTION! Medicated slushie? Fight cottonmouth and get high at the same time. I went to Mass in June for a few days for a wedding and I still daydream about driving up there. I always knew you were "supposed to" move out of the passing lane if you saw someone approaching you from behind, but down here I'm used maybe 1 out of every 20 cars doing that and having to pass them on the right instead. I just about had a heart attack when I realized that there is an entire state that knows the proper etiquette and puts it into practice. Wtf.. Let's put it this way, today we left my son's preschool at 2:15 and made it home at 4:15, with about 30 minutes of driving time. That's...overkill. What do you need that much RAM for? what an asshole! so far from the image of modesty and calm I had of him I never noticed before how often Thorin says "okay" and now I can't unhear it my friend my friend Didn't Guysguysguys I got a new job. I'm so excited. Shrimp effect ? cass gets 6. Screaming all over the day o_o Oh no...I see battle ears! I thought it meant speed... I keep seeing a guy eating a snake what about humans ? not the black ones of course.. I WAS EATINGGGG! I knew So, what happens when you pour water on it? Does the fire become waterproof?!? TIL about fecal transplants. The rape scene??? Another safety I have no idea! You're a god of RCT I heard they uninstalled League on those computers. Don't quote me on that though, just something I heard this movie made me very happy about... my skin. I can't believe how many people think that this is good rum If only this was last season. I haven't been that great this season mainly because the team i'm on is too good I don't have to do much. Booker gives a great They're evolving You sound like a wonderful person... "sup bro, taking a wicked wiss here" My friend just sent me a text because apparently ESPN is saying the SB will definitely be Broncos/Eagles. ####Umm...I kinda just shit my pants after I saw Cade I think he's right at that 14-15 range to be honest I had similar problems when trying to find one near us too. Either the sites were HORRIBLE, the email addresses and phone numbers didn't work or they were no where near us by many hours and didn't return our messages anyway. I ended up getting our last one from petco Thanks! Also fantastic reminder. I'm both a swimmer and a singer, so where to breathe to is always jumble up sometimes! Luckily confidence when acting seems to be a forte! I managed to get half the vote for a officer position as a new student The only word this American understood was "Suzanna". And this is considered the same language as what I speak? So many flags Without knowledge, that sounds like it'd be a bad idea I know right? I was a bit Fuck, and I thought Ayn Rand was evil. are your shops open to sell perfect oranges still Oh, I see what you are saying. I've met others who share that view. Usually tip 20% and there were a couple times I did 10. I guess I'm just brainwashed into doing it. Once, my father did not tip at all, but our server introduced herself, then never came back. You heard it folks -- on CLG Sevierville's stream. but...what is the best place to start? Wait, really? Some people got two keys? TIL: That movie was R rated Didn't WF pay $7/share when they took over? Would have been a 2400% return I didn't know we shared the same favorite chick flick This! What the fuck is wrong with you? i will never look at my companion cube plushie the same way ever again What did you use to track your movement? I hope Palmer has life insurance. You guys decimated our above average line. What the hell is going to happen vs the Cardinals Oh my... My hair is also sometimes brown. I never remember that I'm a redhead until I look at pictures of myself. The natural highlights are all red. Plus ever since I hit 30 I am getting white hairs. Not gray, but stark white. Youngin' with white hair = clearly a redhead! TIL: Ants can jump I don't want to live on this planet, anymore. Lol most people don't. I'm often a guinea pig for them tho, so I'm used to them. I have a freakish pain tolerance Well, it's been shoved at us for a while that someone in Ruby's side of the family is deceased and so far in episode Ruby and Yang have really only made reference to their dad. So maybe the death leads into some sort of connection between the two Never have thrown a sledge head, but have had two axe heads fly off. Now that shit is scary. I'm having sticker shock over how much those kits are for tcd turbos. I feel stupid for forgetting the eyelashes 20 I actually had someone use that line on me... The doctor said I had a few months. That is being taken very negatively. Half an hour? Jesus... What if we can never play another game of league of legends again.... Retail hell? Never heard of it. Have they announced a remake?! OH MY GOD IT'S SO CLEAR NOW. VINCE IS A GENIUS. DK looks like a Cyborg I forgot about this one! Where the hell is my DVD of it? damn it! Nope How to they get prices so low ? only 10 times the average price of chocolate... oh god I never noticed at 00:40 Brad tells the guy to take his finger off the trigger but then after he slips falls and shoots himself brad is seen with his finger on the trigger Jesus The Tascam is badass! What three gods? Hipsteri, hipsteri peste tot, From the chest? Gold flow in jungle Until I clicked, I was annoyed that you used " I'm glad I saw this as I was waking up, and not as I was going to sleep WTF? You age while dead??? Im gonna post this here because I somehow cant post on the forums right now since my browser or something logs me out automatically I...um....well there's a joke in there somewhere. That's what I thought. And I completely agree. Add to that that we are supposedly the capital of finance. What's a monsterboy? not that much difference between 6.4 and 6.8 ? WTF RIFT went F2P... I may have to get back into it now HOLY SHIT, DUE DATE BUDDY!!! Friend of a friend shares his last name. . . . and a passing resemblance. Starting to wonder if she has a shit head brother Mmmm... foot? I would need it lol - It's not an uncommon handle though. I've been using this one since X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter was new. I don't remember ever having a dummy, I feel like I've missed out. I think my 2nd oldest memory is falling off the loo and having a nosebleed but the blood was brown What's wrong with tasting? I meet myself setting on the top of a mountain and talked about how strange it was that i was basically talking to myself and making the dialogue for this entire conversation, and it was crazy because despite knowing this i couldn't control the conversation the dream me was having while the me in the dream version was talking to him I hope no. To what? Whores and strippers? After your tradition of calling them phases passes, you could say that you went through a phase phrase phase. I first read Santa as Satan SO THAT WAS YOU OUTSIDE THIS MORNING I don't think a month is a"WTF? No, I was assuming it's not a big enough deal to my partner to fret over since it hasn't brought about any arguments. My partner simply gets up and leaves to the restroom (or wherever), then comes right back. I don't see a connection between excusing yourself and church, I'm afraid Mind = Blown. At first I read it "spider loses control and scrashes into cars" and I was like wtf What the heck, i didn't even know Meteors could land in water like that very! I just. I don't... why is it that guys think it's a major compliment to just have their dick everywhere?? It's context. If I know you, have already stated I'm open to and would like to see/hear about it fine but, and unsolicited penis just out there is like the equivelent of farting loudly in a quiet room. You don't just insert a penis into all situations! "The Final Cut" was about this. People had recording devices in their eyes, and, upon their death, a "cutter" (Robin Williams) makes a movie out of their life, from their perspective. The cutter has to edit out all the gross and horrible stuff, so the families get a whitewashed and nice version of their life. The things he sees. His name is Carl Went 3 years in school with a nice girl.. we talked and chatted through MSN all the time (so you can tell it was a long time ago ;)).. but it never got any further... Now I realize how stupid I was to not even try to go further with it... Now she's way up north with another guy... with the same name as me Oh, havent tested that Oh my.... I've misunderstood the idea of this sub... You guys really... *like* avocados... a motherfuckin taranchula!? lol always a thought. i wonder how i could play with it tho. Hmmm, I googled it and you appear to be right. 172.16.0.0/12 (last 20 bits can be anything) is indeed reserved as private ipv4 space - but this only makes me wonder what exactly it is that I nmapped... I've never seen it before Bloody predictive text. I actually meant good idea. No idea where 'avoid' came from. Oh my lord is that pornstache guy? who is to say that you arent going to sleep and waking up in another body with new memories I think the chicken has an extra ear under her hair Andre was 640lbs? Literally four of me ~~ Hahaha i just did that and I can't blame you. I can't believe I didn't catch that.. Fuck I think this is way too over-generalized. you can't apply this to every relationship ever I saw this and wondered why you fired rockets so far from your target.... ** This is troubling and disturbing I went to Glendale High School ...that IS creepy. Dude. Sweet. Looks the same? battlefield vietnam flashbacks. that edwin starr jeep comin to run you down in the jungle Woah. Cupertino Library? I haven't been there in a long time and don't recognize the computer place at all I was kinda shocked the other day when I tried to play Troll for the first time in years and realized the basher I wanted to buy was forbidden, pure and simple Just today, strikers hit me through terrain. I'm very surprised to hear they "fixed" it Columbia :) Trying to avoid Wall Street at the moment. Doing marketing instead ... I agree, I should have prepared better Thank you everyone who helped me get my account back. I found out someone hacked my account It's not very interesting, to be honest Is there a picture of it? Yea....I know. I read them too..... I forgot you can sell files on Etsy. From the makers of Battlelog? Go figure, the Viper's front end heavily reminds me of the Mercedes SLS AMG. Thanks for the tips! I'll try scaring them off and see if that works. I was hoping my cats would scare them off, but one of them isn't very scary and the other has developed a taste for pigeon poop. Ubuntu really is the Microsoft of Linux. There's always just been something so... *off* about them. I use that too. Do you live in Ohio? Because I made a spelling mistake Why does the next riot post show up on NA but not EUW? god team Do...what? I should've let it stay blue Bloody hell, I was expecting a shifter. not good enough for 975, iron solari does more Why not? It works great in DOTA. The ward limitation would make your entire team ward First person I have seen that says he plays Roy instead of Marth Or maybe he was thinking outside the cirlce / Good lord..and I used to get lost in San Andreas. These are doodles? you are my hero Do you always downvote someone when they disagree with you? AA also makes an XS. It's a valid option. He doesn't have to buy it. Colors that set off our appetite, with regards to marketing. Red and yellow (Blood/lean meat and fat) on all the food signs and packaging! How do you always appear when your name is mentioned? ahh ok. I don't know why I read it that way originally, really. OMG. Your room looks like a library. Odin go a remodel not a rework. RVD!? You talkin' wrasslin? Holy fuck... just reading that makes my toes curl from the cringe worthy-ness!! Cannot imagine the pain. You would get engaged this young after being in a relationship for less than two years Holy shift! Elk Grove sure is placed interestingly in relation to Sacramento r/powerwashingpowerwashingporn woul really like this Mind = blown. I've never worked with ajax or json before, and rarely with jquery. I guess I'm not much of a client-side coder >_> . I'll take a stab at it though, thanks for the effort (especially on your phone Acid...you'll see a whole new world Ah, thanks for the clarification!... though how does a belly button move? Honestly, Death. the more you think about it the more it concerns me as to how it feels to be nothing or to at least feel the process unknowingly how it really is. How does one explain feeling nothing without ever feeling it? Time will eventually answer that Dog rape me??? Wait a minute... if the fan was turning wouldn't the lights be just a blur? You love amx 12t Woah I thought the same. Who said anything about a next time? At work right now so can't give exact percentages but weirdly last season my TvZ and TvT were around the 60% mark and TvP was around the 40% mark. This season my TvT and TvP are around the 60% mark and my TvZ is 37% i just saw a different post of a japanese soldier killing a chinese baby.. what is it with the japanese and baby killing?! I just throw mine in the wash after each use.. This never occured to me wow! I can't imagine how frail he'd look when he's old Oh shit, the Pianura Padana has it the worst... If I remember right, it happens at the end of the second route. Funny that I was getting bored at that point, and was thinking of dropping it...then 17fps. Was that one of the challenges Yeah, the people responsible for fake food will be responsible for space ships. LOL. Are you trolling? (> Oh god, don't say that. Why do you shoot paint Glad I've only been here a year... T'as pas eu " Vous masturbez vous ? " et genre 97 % de réponses positive ? Because it feels good.. im not going to say.. big brother is watching holy moly, the graph is moving Fairy has no weaknesses? I don't like the way you think its for ipad? That is fucking awesome. Is that a honeycomb perc I see Did they call it the Game of the Year edition? woooOoooo awesome!!! Wait ET is a cow? Oh wow thats the actor of wolverine lool After the revolution, *first* we kill the statisticians!! Blueberry? September? Nope - I would be kinda I heard OBAMA is in SRS This is...actually really good... Well turns out Monday I sold a lot of stuff in one fell swoop. Two sets of people came in and cleaned me out. They were wearing ski masks....I think I was robbed Is that a layer of dust on your receiver and other electronics that changed the color from black to gray? Yes, but doesn't it take three more months for babies to be formed so they can be added to the population count? Russian link is in Russian Is bastet CC immune while jump? May contain some traces of Timelord Dude my name on twitch is diegojaws, this is confusing TIL that if anyone wants to do something because of religious conviction, Reddit doesn't want to hear any of it... wtf! i wish it wasn't a mission! why not some guns or cars? Or yoga? or some shit like that...Honestly, i'm curious what the fuck yoga does. The creepy part to me is that the carpet is exactly the same as the one in my building... Wow... I never once had a single hard class Well now that sounds like fun So...Walter White is the evolution of his brother in law? You work at Google? Can't tell if commenting to reference later, or dumbfounded. So pretty! Is it weird that I want to rub my thumb over it just to feel the texture? That's not what the upvotes say... GLARING BROWN EYES. Wth..? Is that Brütal Legend?? For Linux? Torch came out at the same time as the Nexus S? My dad hit a tree while skiing without a helmet. He doesn't wear a helmet when skiing or biking and he refuses to wear a seat belt, but that's another issue entirely. Anyways, luckily he moved his head and hit the tree with his shoulder. His shoulder was pretty messed up (they put nine pins in it, I think), but luckily his head was fine. What happened to your friend sounds pretty bad, I can't imagine what the damage would have been without a helmet You're selling a normal axe for 99,000 bells when they're only like 400 bells normally ? You have 91 leves? That pistol aim I don't know why you're getting downvoted for *this* comment. Especially not in *this* thread. At least they didn't put nipples on the Bat-toys. What on earth happened here? Did he edit his post for responses instead of just responding to you? I only knew it was mine when someone commented about it on something I said. I had no idea <( French toast TIL. Whoa, what is this? Where'd all these Malboro people (Malborians? Malborites? Malborese?) come from?! Did I miss something? I knew there had to be a lot, saying millions seemed like it might have been a bit of a stretch, but 1.9 million + 15.6million price changes Oh my gosh, someone call a doctor, there is a piglet growing on this person's body ( It was out for a LONG time. I had to charge my phone in the car. It was actually pretty nice sleeping in absolute silence. No hum of the refrigerator, the fans were off. My whole complex was out. As much of an inconvenience it was kind of nice. As a super indie music collector how did I miss this That looks like my art classroom... If we cut distances in half infinitely then how do the tips touch? So he can do a backflip.... Blank? Or REDACTED? Maybe some CIA clerk went in and shopped out those classified letters on those buttons! I saw some guy trying to sell his alpha access, and when I asked how much he's looking for, he said he's already been offered $80 "it must be some kind of....hot tub time machine" ...and I was shocked by the shirtless black man who boarded my bus this morning. ...you think I'm a 'gangsta'...? GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! d( .... I'm sorry to hear that. That flash to dodge the first tick of flamespitter... Phineas! He's real!! But has black hair... what does I don't mention elder titan once in my post not really why *would* you be mad? What the hell You know, my first thought was, "Those are horrible shoes!" and my second thought was, "holy crap! Do I have any shoes without leather?!" Third thought was, " Wow, who would even think of trying to sell a bread for 100k in the Grand Exchange. Same thought but AOL mail looks nicer than expected There's a website for that This is pretty fucked up and reading it made me very uncomfortable Lithium level was .35 Well you see, the most statistically improbable thing that has ever occurred with me happened about 2 months ago. I was logging in to Runescape and then it happened... I reached 99 Magic and 99 Defense wow you look EXACTLY like my friends sister I ... I feel like I should *save* that, to show it to members of the opposite sex who might be interested in it... but I don't know what *folder* to put it in. Gotta love those eyes Holy fuckballs Whoa. 'Niche'? Really? So the three generations of gaming consoles I went through before CD keys were even a thing were all just 'niche' products? I don't know why I ever left Solis... OMG - 4'10" and a 10lb baby!! I've really only heard the "Terminal Tower" live compilation, but it is awesome. They are playing an hour away from me next week I've often seen something that someone else has written and thought to myself, "Is that... is that how you *think* too? Are these words actually typical of what goes on in your head? How do you *live* like that? I spent my summer around Kalamalka lake and Oyama BC.... I also went cliff jumping there.... Seriously needs to go to the top, and how have I not seen this before. Once a true-believing-Mormon told me that "Members of the LDS church are the most persecuted people on the planet." He was serious. Ash is mined; Dang, you are at cap for leves? Oh my god.. French Toast.. looks very similar to those ancient great white teeth they sell at shops, but its black > "Is that... is that how you *think* too? Are these words actually typical of what goes on in your head? How do you *live* like that? Really? What's the source? IT'S NOT WORKING. IT WON'T GO AWAY. I think i just tasted an internet fart... I guess you're not allowed to be happy when the fighter you coach wins their fight Will this be the final nail in AMD's coffin? Last I heard they're still stuck with 32nm. 28nm Steamroller/Kaveri, which was supposed to come out by this fall (and even then it's considered 1 generation behind Intel in terms of power/performance) got delayed to spring 2014 which sounds like the same time as Intel's 14nm Broadwell. While not exactly on a linear scale, 32->28 is clearly not as big a difference as 22->14. This sucks. Lol! I thought I might be looking at my nursery for a second and then realized all the stuff was wrong! I am 37+5 and it looks like that. My husband finally convinced me to take leave at 38 weeks, so hopefully he can stay in here a few days more, lol. We also have yet to install the car sear No words....... as someone who prefers gummy candy over almost any other candy.......mother of god So you build it then send it back? I live in California.. And I used to live in a basement And you mine So many Rioters in his division His history is just three posts... been a reddiotr for 2 days... already each post has gold. WOW But how did you take this picture if your phone is on her back! Thank you so much! All I want is for year zero fans to know it exists :) It was somewhat of an obsession while working on it... What does Isabelle say to you about not sending letters? I'm wondering how you can fight 1400 battles with the KV-1 and 1253 with the Cromwell, have 70%+ WR in both, and not have bagged a mastery badge for either along the way? I went to college in fairfield. northern CT native here. Is there anything in particular I need to dry my clay items? Also for some reason, 't' shows that my pottery is full of magma. This... This feature is needed. Damnnn, how many matches do you guys play It was quite a strain > I get bit on my 4th floor apartment.... My mother got bit in January once (in Ohio Well that's the point, even if you didn't enjoy it. You never know where your co-workers and bosses will end up. Maybe at a place where you would enjoy being at and hopefully you 'stood out' in some way, to send them your resume. I guess that's 'networking'... What if he is a member of the Clergy Project? hello Wait... We don't have accents. Cannot wait for this game. Must see everything Do you ever switch your mood more than once per day? "Gain the base effect of all four Mantras at all times." Not even close. Look 'em up. There's no loser's bracket for the losers in the quarterfinals? I worked at a grocery in high school. A man once bought an eggplant, a Snickers bar, and personal lubricant. Random face flahes in the window Ohhhh I don't think that I have the receipt anymore. i swear to god mirrors is a glorious song but the mv never fails to creep me out The rage comic addiction plagued my entire school for a long time... the horrors Neither the NFL or Wimbledon have 3rd place matches You know... kind of, yeah. these are not even accurate As a pick me up, mlb.com has the indians listed at 19% as of today. Just higher than BAL, NYC, and KC. Thought, tampa is somehow sitting at 62% I'm waiting for the three door one The infinity sign is a I still get the CD Really O_o I was saying 1 day on 1 day off... Hey, it's me! Sort of depends on what you're passing. The I thought it was the end and i was just like Wondering what the 2nd to last guy was doing with his back to him Not exactly fucked but I made a post using a throwaway about one of my middle school students being on reddit and he found it. He used my name when responding so I had to message the mods to have the comment removed. You have to be the most depressing person to listen to ever They remind me of the bugs from The Mummy I think you just might be a big newbie That's funny. I assumed that Well luckily he loves spicy food. You'll never know no... poor pig I mean, i have a trouser snake right now holy......that's awesomely creepy. The Ancient world was *intense*. Rape, killing and destroying entire cities wholesale. A human life worth essentially nothing... very scary to think that up to *80,000* people could die in one day. Indeed -- we couldn't stop giggling for ~30 min. xD He turned me into a *GIGGLER*! That board looks nice For some reason I read this in Indian accent "I have held boys who were playing the game." He looks like he is trying to warn that kid not to shake his hand Wasnt /u/aftli being sarcastic? Wait... Link and Pikachu in one game that isn't Smash Bros? I wanna play it I completely agree with you ! I saw this earlier today and was like "nah, I don't need that shit" and then...some invading Greek motherfuckers attacked my shit! Now here I am, writing on this to thank you for posting it because I made those assholes taste my sword Sooo you and _ I wonder what he was going to do with that knife. WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH! WHO I'VE KIL- don't like , don't buy Long-ass missile. Long ass missile. Long ass-missile Actually I see less projectiles than before a paint option is 63k There is one with people discussing in-depth how to stave off hangover - the OP had been drinking every day for the past 5 years, and wanted to know how to not be in pain in-between drinking. These people are serious about their alcoholism! ( but but but...Emma Thanks! Although I'm curious - what does a strange sentence structure look like Those WoW themed ones I'm a thin one standing at 5'10/135. But I doubt they even pat the genitals, or do they? People who work part time get paid less per hour than people who are full time. How is that accounted for if simply "wage/hour" without context. You could also say "I thought xy, turns out I was wrong sadly :( my bad"... not defensive of your decisionmaking, not condescending, just genuinly admitting to a mistake Unbelievable that there are people here who actually want to BUFF the striker I'm in love with your vagina and I haven't even had it 8 screws per Xbox. It has been emptied once. Same played over 1500h and no precursor, 2guys from my guild played maybe 800h. The first one got dusk from a dredge in fractals, the other guy at champ farm spark+dusk in less then 40minutes Holy crap Continueshow, BartBaker, BarelyPolitical, BikdipOnaBus, ERB, and WrecklessEating (never, never, never watch WrecklessEating while you yourself are eating What? Homework counts for 10-20% of your grade at my hs I was literally just resizing this background to fit my monitor... Kinda creepy... yeah dat moment you realize you spent 400 bucks after thinking you were saving 400... does no one cuss in your family? The words are reflected in his glasses Bane was supposed to be spanish I must live in a very good part of Florida, then... According to MAL next episode is the last Yeah, fuck that dick! maybe youre so crazy you dont realize youre unattractive Reply to a comment from half a year ago He'd alluded to the fact that he was well endowed. However, I wasn't expecting to find out that he was part *horse* ( um......fuck /u/_ that was my most hesitant click of the day I drive a van like that. Holy shit that second one. Holy shit that is insane I feel as if you made this post just to get attention. RIDLEY. *ONE* of them... Someone should post it to r/atheism and watch people freakout Not sure if your small boulder has a flat bottom, but it looks as if the weight were offset even the slightest... it would roll away, possibly on top of a squishy gecko... ugh i don't know, i guess just keep an eye on this sub for updates...i'm checking the site every morning People have trouble with promotion series but not 5 times in the middle of plat lol i had thought about titling it "sailor groan hammer" but that would have made for too many people going Holy crap. Amazing work and he really brings those characters to life. I sure hope not... I watched that movie with *my mom*. She fell asleep, but I was like I did this to my current boyfriend... Is that you... 0. WTF?! Holy shit, Ben! what if the government designed incognito to secretly do the opposite of what it is assumed to do damn so close to sub 50 There's no "None" choice for other MMO's, this is actually my first Holy crap, picked up something unexpected from that. I've been trying to have my elbows already locked before dragging the bar out of the hooks, rather than pushing it out and then locking. Don't use a neti pot or snort water At 34 weeks I think I had one contraction. A very polite question--- does the Samsung Galaxy SIII need this? Why would buying organic food be stupid? What does this have to do with being socially awesome or awkward? I wasn't aware Verizon got any better What in the hell kind of villain are they up against? harry potter and the chamber of secrets was amazing I don't see why. Wait. If you carry more bud than your dealers ... why do you go to him? So you masturbate, orgasm, play candy crush, rinse and repeat? How long have you been at this At least he managed to poke .. compared to 340 hp... dead **25 times** over you killed them... and then skinned them while they were alive? Damn it, mis-read that as " I hope the boys bang with her again." and was like Why would your friend think he would fit a large.. Oy. Soon the aliens will come They share everything, even their women... Er.. Woman. Happy Friday! Hopefully it's better than Wednesday oh my goodness Really? My god that looks delicious... Interesting, I'll have to grab mine. At first, I thought it said Roman reporting back to say I gave dronach 12 and 15 a small smell and taste last night (very small). I got more sample to go through, but so far the nose is really. fucking. weird. you smoked a bowl and then *ate* the piece? tfw you realize Liam Neeson was in *Ponyo* 4 years ago I think that i now saw everything I'm worried about what that audio track contains And the fact that the VMU save increases in size each time. And I thought the groin injury happened off the pitch Paranoid schizophrenia, with healthy doses of megalomania and narcissistic personality disorder. It was so refreshing to read this page, it was as if I had written it myself! goodness did not realize it was that far away This looks like photoshop... Magic Mike has 22k viewers? Am I see that right? Y-You want me? That's what they said about the Steubenville boys I love how the lizard is looking at the camera with eyes that seem to say "Put the damn camera down, and help me out bro! Kitty here, told me that if I so much as yawn he's gonna snap my neck!" Wait What if you saw it, why you asking How does 8am -> 8am = 25 hours what am i looking at So you're saying you want a threesome (FFM i asume) and your husband DON'T ???? Is that even possible Similar situation happened with my friend. Just act like nothing happened. My amigo though continued fucking the girl for around six years Your dad has his own observatory? they confiscated the guy Yo Locodoco has an NA account You have 1 million gil! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW Did... did you *know* him, or something? Is that the one you have to roll around? That seems like a very odd concept. I could imagine getting litter everywhere while doing that Whoa I got a headache just *seeing* that!!! thats..... a really good question This would be the last comment I would have ever expected from you in this thread Did you say Brain-Eating Amoeba? Wut? I can use then uppercut and striker hehhe I accidentally just popped off after 8 seconds (it's like being 15 all again!), k reloaded and re-upping it. Don't hold your hopes up though, I got kicked off my course for good reason \M/ The chef is awesome. If i had money i would send them some of it he's SEEN some serious stuff, man... Dude, you have 666 upvotes Flash vs Dimaga..just sayin' I didn't call you sexist? Interesting. So the point of using the higher voltage batteries is not to get the voltage out of it but to get the current instead? I have use regulators before. I will probably end up getting some at my nearby electronics shop. Just gotta start labeling my transistors so I don't get things mixed up I just noticed how much negativity these posts got. That's a lot of denial. /r/Unexpected ......What if they fell off and got ran over? THINK AGAINNN!!! Didn't notice the "That's the worst thing I've ever said." frame until my second watch I just watched the whole thing Your posts doesn't answer my question Ohmagerd I can't believe I made this mistake lol What the fucking fuck? Why can't a spirit go through ice? I thought he was a mentally handicapped child who "drowned" in the lake while two camp counselors were banging instead of watching him? At least that's how I recall it from my childhood... Maybe my memory's more shot than I think. > Then it does it at points in time where it completely fits. Maybe it was wrong and what I thought was some murder mystery was actually just some completely innocent story. Who are you again? Tell me about it, some crazy shit down in these depths > Wait I'm not sure what you're saying. There's an anime out there that has multiple stories that still make sense? 51º here in NY. I'm freezing my ass off.. I haven't started up my furnace yet this year. um... 168 It's a sign! I just got home a little while ago and I have to watch it still (thank goodness DVR). Gettin' hyped just thinking about it hmmm well shit No one knows me! Please tell me this wasn't on a fully functioning aircraft. "I lift a lot.... He doesn't really look that much different Damn. If that's just a night gown, what do you look like in lingerie? I spent years with a short loft double-hung system (I know, sexy, right?) Christ the amount of weight you had to put into those fuckers to balance a heavy electric....we used to have these custom-made hooks that you could use to lock off a line set - made of Schedule 80 pipe and 3/4" solid welded rod bent into hooks and then hardened and tempered. I tried to google it but couldn't find a pic of it anywhere. Those things were handy. Would have saved OP's friend's skin.... Can you show me what this looks like? Um... The fucking terrible some really crazy people just have windows on both sides Are you kidding? The entire post was pure irony and projection. I was like I was there, man. I WAS THERE Isn't that a tad sexually suggestive? There is a god So for all practical purposes, the observer is the center of the universe. It seems I missed something, what happened exactly? I didn't see any mega drama posts after WCS You've never spilled a drink? That IS godlike! Damn. Has he ever responded to this? If he hasn't, then that's kinda shady. And if what Rose says is true, then Abel is definitely a snake-y little fucker. Thighstikas!? I don't think I've ever been that drunk I became a self-harming fascist. That's what they WANT you to think now that's it unclassified... ( Can someone explain the clip to me? All this time, I thought you was a dude. I had a friend make a dead baby joke in passing. I'm going to hell for this but that looks like some shit from Fallout wow, he legitimately looks good in those... if i saw you out walking your dog while he was wearing those glasses i probably would think nothing of it- they just look that natural on him Not sure what was causing it, I just got 90000 5x in 30 mins My dogs do. Maybe they're OCD Bronze got a lot better since i was there oh god i went on some of there pics Not really. Those are guys who are no longer with the organization who brought more to the table or just as much as Pat Barry. Maybe they would still be here if they had a few more thousand twitter followers. Because that is apparently the gauge that everyone uses to judge a fighters worth...or something 15y.o.....sickest nerdballer Think of the old Kespa players from Starcraft 1, not getting a gg back then Good heavens this is fantastic! Exactly.. TIL firetrucks can drive though floods that would swallow my car You want someone to work for free, when a PORTION of your sales go to charity in that order? Yeah, let's throw oranges not only at the casters but also the players sistah? 'she's' somewhat attractive thank you, that was so simple Good luck with that! I've always heard it in George's voice from Seinfield but nope, not it. Apparently, it doesn't exist in this universe. If memory servers right it was something like that: (WARNINGS SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE SC GAMES AND ALL, btw, how do you create this nice black overlay ( For all I know he probably was trying to divulge NSA's dirty secrets, so they framed him I remember being followed into the bathroom in Costco once - I was dressed in my extremely messy artist work clothes, which sort of make me look like a homeless person. It gave me a small taste of what a young black man must have to go through on a daily basis. Weird... I skipped Gold IV so I figured it would be higher This is more than likely done so that people don't crowd around NPC's on Magitek Armor... And Manziel is probably already a millionaire Spot on there mate, looking at the uploader's other videos, he sometimes just uses one letter multiple times as the titles... he also has a video entitled "APPA" which translates to "Dad" or "Father", looks like he videotaped the funeral of his father... ...... I love how everyone on reddit is claiming to be a expert on body building and or arm wrestling. When something tells me none of us actually have a clue. Bring on a REAL ama to explain... how embarrassing for the girlfriend What gives you that impression? Makes sense to me... Anything that I cant stream, I torrent. This sub baffles me with its preponderance of Sith-lovers. Not me! Pre-lit is the way to go for me. I go crazy with my ornaments. Every year I buy a new one (or 3. Why is your Summoner listed as level 60? Knows what? That's fucked It was the Shea butter. Shea butter for days. I have found, actually, that I've gone deep enough into the internet porn world that I've come up the other side into paysites. Oh shit. I typed that wrong as fuck. Heh, I've thought about that, but that would be an endless sea where I would throw my money, and in the end my life I have several family members (not bragging I'm i the only one who think this hobby is creepy Introducing the iPhone 5S/C, it makes calls!I van already picture peoples faces Holy Thank you! He's flown once from California to NYC (to come live with me). My boyfriend flew with him, and he said he was a bit restless...and at the time, we didn't know he had kidney disease. I'll definitely check up with my vet. I just get so nervous about him because he's so old Those teeth.... Are...are those real teeth? Oh god, I just realized that's the Jackass! crew. Obi-wan, Cade, Luke, Mace, Yoda, Zayne, and Meetra are wimps? What about Kol, Corran, Kit, Saba, Anakin Solo, or Cay Quel-droma? Nice. Lots of BS It's working for me Right, but why didn't you take the time to do that for other tournaments, or them in the first place? You're just helping someone inconvenienced by their copyright infringement... WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT!? I cant believe two of them did the fight in their swim suits. Don't install that The thumbnail looked like a bunch of grapes So might forget his run in with the law. I will not cause i wanted him to play. He was great until today That cheeky bastard Travis Damn dude you're buff as hell That's my mom No your right, the def. should all just stand 10m inside the opposing line, preventing any passing or running from occuring should their backline fail to reel in the ball. Your iMessage font is not the same as mine. why are people trying to buy 5 rares for keys now? I thought the rate was 6 did I miss something? My friend's wife's omni father once said that "PETA is made up of a bunch of hypocrites... They're only for animal rights if the animal is cute..." I was an omnivore at the time, but even then, I was like "Dafuq kind of logic is this? Wait, you have issues with the fact that the Jedi value life? i tasted it, it tastes like crap In my study skills class we're supposed to use the Cornell sheets. I'm just like "fuck that, if I get a bad grade because I used a normal piece of paper to take notes, then fine". Told that to my teacher, he had this huge Aaron? Our Korean Overlords have ARRIVED! How have I never heard of this before? They come in ultra? Yaay :3 also, I think alice may have a thing for you lol. Shes everywhere Wow! That was some of the weirdest porn I've ever seen! Saw this on the front page? Wtf I just sliced 2 titans with one levi special. Best feeling ever One day after my birthday What is that on her bikini line? Hello! I added your friend code, did you also have a SteamID? Mine is jltsantara! The icon will show a little boy with big eyes, like so: yea, shits just painful thats the main part. Also, mad buzz when using pinky for fretting what, is that guy allergic to tits or something?? I can't believe I didnt think of this I wish i was you That's a lot of buttons A shark god? I'm confused... was that a music video or a handful of teasers? A...are we related? You mean Duane Reade? And when you try to explain to your friends when they ask what the hell you're doing irl... Is it just me or are games more fun when you play them physically How in the hell did he duck that tackler when he was completely behind him? but dat jaw and dem red eyes Incase. Incase.... Peanut butter Why would you list gambit as going far without EG? Eh? No "Precise" and *contradictory*. "Overused" means "no one really likes him?" Being left alone for a whole day without people nagging at me would be awesome. HAHAHAHAHA. Amazing Dunno.. Id prefer to not have 11 year olds gun down thousands in a videogame, but hey, thats just me Kind of simplifying things, but bizzarely accurate. HAHA! I love the nsfw tag!! But hot damn, what on earth do you do for a living that results in your manicure looking like that?? Darn - that cat must be extensively high. They all seen some shit Self employed maybe? Government worker? CEO? Fiction can allude to reality I watched this depicted in Hetalia. I came here generally interested in this question, now all I want to know is what the hell happened in this comment section Why do you need a new fursona now that you're open? How in the world is his reply 59 minutes old and both yours and that commnet's parent are from over an hour ago Fuck toy "Are the other letters of the alphabet involved here?" "Yup, all 386 of them!" i have 4% normal 9% high and 87% very high Hades new skin? No new model? And four voice packs? Or thanatos doesn"t have a voice How do you know? The password checkbox never works for me jesus christ... C'est faire de la pub à un parti de dire qu'il tolère des (néo)-nazis dans ses rangs ? Yeah, I have to play it again now. I was doing co-op Dragons with a buddy and we had four Legendaries in four kills. Got a Legendary Berserker mod, a Bonus Package, a Quasar and a Neogenator. Then tried Terra and a few others and nothing out of the ordinary. So part of me wants to say yes, but part of me isn't sure if it depends on who you kill Yeah it just kind of happened. My sister asked me to judge and I was like.. I don't have a delta ring on mine Fluker ate shit They are watching! Sweet lord, you are gorgeous, man! ongamenet only features english commentators. and korean sites only allow viewers in korea to watch the stream We took showers right before bed in his large upper middle-class house that had several bathrooms and when i finished mine, i realized i hadn't brought my own towel with me so I thought "ill just dry myself with this small inconspicuous towel near the sink." I remember distinctively, thoroughly drying off my balls with it. Later on when he came downstairs to brush his teeth he wiped his face off on that towel that i had used to dry my ballsack At risk of exciting the pedos in this joint (this seems like a safe sub tho) I've tried to really normalize sex and masturbation for my daughter. I want her to be comfortable with her body and educated about sex enough to come to me when she's ready for birth control and condoms. Parents put their kids at risk for so much.... Disease, unwanted early pregnancies all because it makes their assholes pucker to think of having the "talk" too soon or even at all (especially with girl children). Look, little ass kids are talking about sex at younger and younger ages. My daughter came home and told me one of these fast little jerk-face boys at her school told her she had a "sexy butt." She's nine! That explosion It was really nice to see this. I hope this helps dispel the negativity of how some people feel against the "Korean machine that dominates us in all video games". They can be likable also and most of them are just kids (that acme. Xtt got fat Were you naked when you took the pic? I used to. Two, actually (not at the same time). One can't hold her liquor at all (she was my first, regarding this fetish-- it was actually her idea Does sjokz look different Sheesh My heart...started pounding super fast as soon as I read your post. Off-topic: My holoterminal has been permanently glowing for as long as I can remember and I'm only level 39. Clicking on it does nothing VAU SÄ OOT HYVÄ! K. Glad we got out of the way. Bring on OMG and SKT1 Thanks Disco! I'll certainly try! I think if I end up back in the hospital this year, my mom may make it permanent It's the...anti-Hannah I've finally found an end to hs that I love. Your tree is growing upside down. What if I told you...there has been worldwide trade since before we have written history The site looks like fresh out of the 90' how did you get disc 11 in survival? they don't even have anyone under the "artists" section . . . I chooseto stay Neutral- but Siegfried wouldn't have it- I wound up having to fight and kill him in Act III. You didn't??? yeah best not to comment on the 12 year olds. IT makes it so much better when they are all grown up in shippuuden at the ripe age of 16 >Stuttering sound in cinematic That's looking like red brick to me. Have I got the wrong place? Some hours ago I hit and destroy jet with M224 Mortar. By accident of course. Unfortunately, it was my teammate's jet It's just banter, they're not taking it seriously, why should you Tuna and ham sub...... But how would a ghast go through when there is no way a ghast would spawn in the HUB 2 gifts for $10! :D Happy Birthday fellow September womb ejected! Womb banished? Womb... escapee? did you just..... say first post on your own post? i use to eat those all the time and ive never seen that warning before. Veiler in Infernity What... the.... Well, my friend's Mii was creeping me out when I would send him things in SwapNote. I had to retaliate. What a ballsy chase... OMG was so low other than renekton yet they wanted to go... Yeh I noticed not many posts Wait, Jace is a virgin? Walt dug Hank & Gomie's grave Damn... dem last two pics This has happened to me! Luckily never in front of anyone, but every time it comes out of nowhere. I am in sales, so I live in absolute terror that this will happen in front of a customer There's an Insidious 2 I remember reading somewhere that parking an Elise/Exige facing downhill on an incline can flood your trunk if it starts raining Well, I thought it looked wild Oh god I remember seeing this, I has to turn the channel. Also when spongebob gets a splinter it... it looks like a tombstone. Not sure if trolling or serious. You know me? ...World of Goo isn't a platformer Those eyes. Awwwww! I love cream cheese! I could eat it with a spoon. In fact ... I may have. Anyone else notice the question mark? Wut? Friendly replies... Is this the real life? I feel kind of dirty by cheering for Vulcun since I really wanted CLG, C9 TSM worlds but omg it feels so good to win Never had I been more afraid of my own cervix. Ohhhh my.... Holy shit awesome pic quality That's a terrible wallpaper. 1 Million dollars is on the line for the winning team of worlds. Do you really think someone will pick Teemo mid, instead of Zed or Orianna, just because everybody else is playing these champions? Voyager uses a frickin' 8-TRACK??? I've heard people describe breakfast as the most important meal of the day, but never in the context of weight loss Those look like Ospreys ( Damn, good reply. Ok, that makes sense. Maybe I'll start a new character and just give it the Ivy Whip when it seems like I should have it instead of collecting all the mats again That's amazing 5 life sentences plus 40 years?? Oh yeah, he'll be out soon How can one go about doing this? I break out terribly when I wax my eyebrows. Just around my eyebrows so it's either tweezing for me or threading. I loved the shape from threading and tweezing when I do it.. over pluck them .....very bad. Was..... was... that for serial? If you dont blink, it gets weirder. hey i know him Look at his post history, he's a fun nazi, best to just ignore him. Actually with how he posts...how is that account not banned? Did that actually happen So, you're not a mom? Thats weird OMG I LOVE THIS!!! Woa I've seen this posted before.... We have a notepad you know Klaneis moura? Damn that is a lot of sand Yeah just checked mine as well, except for some reason the delivery estimate is for the 19th, even though I ordered release day delivery Holy shiiiiit. Want. Fahrenheit? 66 k on svt, thats huuge Coming from the guy named ***uncle fisty*** For a key? Weirder things have happened. Oh hell, that's just disgusting Yeah, I first saw this referenced in a "meme pic" format, so I just assumed it was a joke... Damn What's a butbits? Why the hell would you buy a two-bedroom condo for $450k? So, why exactly is she standing on a chair? What is shrines? You're advertising an item that you have on ebay for auction that ends in less than 24 hours? would be awesome if that became a spell o-o. Level 97 mage req with ancient magics. Resurrect, bring a plant you grew back from the dead, 2 minute cool down. 10 death runes, 2 cosmic, 2 astral. Oh damn, that's sexy. But I had no idea the non primed Dakka existed Nasty part is that it says Used I didn't know we weren't supposed to get appliances as gifts This is news to me This happened to me once when I picked Baka, as I had planned on jungling. I get to mid lane and there's...Bastet wait, really? it doesn't sting? Now ride it down that mountain and back up. You cant tell me you rode up without emptying that water bottle ( Whaaaaaaaaaaaatt Maybe because we don't remember how long we've believed in them. THIS IS AMAZING!!! I'm logged in right now and redeeming codes. 3rd eyebrow or just a shadow? I never said Talon wasnt a good counter. I think were talking on a different level here What the fuck is that blue thing in the corner next to the water??? Where/when/what's this dear god I've spent $740 on gems Championship thresh is available? ** I think it's ._. upside down. Maybe. Looks like her ankles are bound. 100 How are you on the Internet now? A bus I did this. Took 3 rentals. Still a good game. I just replied to you...? And of course I'm going to edit my comment after you told me that you don't want bolded text there, what's wrong with that? Wow, thanks for all that info, glad to see things were not as dark as they seemed Oh the strange shit I woke to up last night with a raging boner - let's say I have not a clue how cows got involved in that Every powerful person alive today was a teenager at some point, unless I've gotten something *very* wrong along the way I just got the ebay one with touch cover for $295 That Cal... YOU'RE ONLY BEEN HERE SINCE JULY? Wait, what, really? NEEESSSSAAA YOU ARE JUST Still could take awhile, thought I was there already but apparently I was only halfway there What a weird time in music Who are these people producing this social pressure? If I had a girlfriend who also liked girls, I'd be perfectly happy with that. I mean, for one, it's nice to be able to appreciate the same things, and for another... *I* like girls. How could I possibly blame a girl for liking them, too? Or for also liking *me* at the same time? This gif is immaculate. Can't believe people are paying 800k for those things My jaw was open almost the whole show. From being stunned that is... I didn't say that here to agree - rarely post on GW but you really stand out from the crowd. That smile... those breasts! who said he was wearing pants. No really, half the time we can only see the uppper part of them in videos. who knows You're brave, eating something while watching Walking Dead Now i need to check it again myself. Did you just murder /u/frostickle and replaced him? All of them. Honestly, what elo are you? Wood 5?? That green-blue Gamecube... I had my Dad's cousin (btw, my dad passed away several years ago) who I have met only once that I remember (and that was, I think, 4 years ago) message me on fb a couple of times with a long list of suggestions for the wedding and reception. While I appreciated the gesture the problem falls in that now I feel like I have to invite her and we have a very tight limit to our guest list. She likes things on my fb from time to time but that's really the only interaction we've had since we met 4 years ago. I also had a "friend" (read, classmate that I couldn't stand) from college tell me that he better be invited to our wedding. It was posted September 11............ What was I just watching WUT iPhone 6 is here?! Holy shit, how do you not die? a lot. > Frosted flakes has more than 1 flavour? so it was a non-title match Where in the world do GPs give a fuck about people's posture? it will become much higher than 1% if they release hl3 for linux only What? I finished the series, and have no clue who that is if it's not vergil Same here, strange... Maybe they disabled some of the codes? Me cago'en na. I was going to use that as the title, but... I hate puns. Comforting to know. Thanks. Jon Hamm's dick. God damn that is beautiful. I liked BF3 a lot but loved BFBC2 much more, this looks just as exciting. I can't wait to play this on PS4 someday hmmm it's my personal website me and my friends use it all the time You have to seduce your wife? Why does Madonna want photos from everyone?! I too have a Japanese 3DS ( Not gay but malefootgear interested me sort of are they at the staples center already ? the venue doesnt look that big How many games did you play? wow.. never seen anything quite like it... very original! I don't understand. I didn't know this was possible without machines. In a lot of eastern cultures it is considered offensive and nasty to touch or shake hands with your left hand, as it is often associated with butt wiping Oh, thank God. I thought it was a mutated cat! This is one of the most beautiful pieces I have ever seen Gorgeous glass art! Love the mandalas, and I can't get over how stunning it is that they look like an imitation of the South American seed bead mandala artwork! Would LOVE to see her in person Dare I say, a "Karmaphobe?" diamond What kind of pharmacy school will take a 50? Holy crap this is El Paso How can a class be obnoxious? I'm really admiring the cyst wall and how well encapsulated this infection is. I bet that would have made a great popping video! Can you imagine pulling that out of the incision? I'm starting to think Regi was right But i've always wanted a doggy! 'Cause that's what the grim means, right? I'm getting a puppy... None of this doom stuff, right? Oh god. ( Chaos Are you on my server or has this already crossed realms to become a thing? This is fuckin sexy, now this may just be my curiosity, but if a chick can gape her hole big enough would it be possible to insert cock and balls into said hole.....and what would it feel like Does no one have locks on their phones nowadays? I did what? I.. just... wow. i dont even know what he sounds like or whats being said.... So exactly 60 seconds is fine? So that's what I've been doing wrong. Got it. in which country subway sells for 2€? THE BACTERIA WILL FIGHT BACK. I'm not part of the reddit community, i'm part of the gaming community who uses reddit. That's mermaider. I was told this was part of a set, that you'd be posting... Space Greeks? $30 for a green FB morok? Legendary Epirus campaign here. Superpowers, superpowers everywhere well this isnt what i was expecting when i made this. Im not here promoting a FC. Only here to try to socialize with other gaymers in the server i did make a LS for gaymers to join, just like others have made ls's for lvl 50 only or cooking ls. Fran is my ingame name and honestly i never take offense to anyone's opinion. Sorry if this mislead you i only made a LS not a FC dat zipper My brain is screaming photoshop. How is this news? Is it really going up in 30 minutes? Thank's, I thought they power washed something I'm a huge gamer. I'm considered the popular/everyone finds me funny/entertaining/cool person. Yet when I tell them that I have a $4000 custom tower built with three monitors I get the *30* days? How? Will raised a Carlton This is the first time I've heard this rule The girl on the left looks like she has a little baby bump going Assassins are nocturnal, but apparently mine doesn't really care. I see the tip of his shell popping out of the sand with the light on most of the time, but other times he is cruising around looking for food. If there is enough food for him in the tank, he won't hunt. I watch my feedings closely, so he will still go after the pond snails. He sucks them out of their shells like a noodle. Who keeps downvoting me all over this thread when I'm right? Omg John..? Mr. Lennon..? Must be cold in that room I'd gladly give you some hip haha. Even under weight I'm still a size 9 I have such wide hips. I'm sitting at 36 F right now I thought I was looking at some old game from the 90s. Why would you NOT? Does that say YOLO TV Looks like everyone has a problem with something. So let's stop chanting and be like audience in ALL-Stars... silent and hostile towards anyone besides China and Dyrus/Liftlift Yeah I moved it and the boost was way higher than I had worked out Imagine if all shows had gay main characters that had a sister who had a penis? what's that on her head? Why doesnt the taser shock the guys in contact with her too? You just described a fantasy of mine. Warlock's first and 3rd abilities. First can do insane amounts of damage and 3rd is stackable I didn't know that before BrB googling that item oh right that item thought it dissapeared in season 0 silly bot doesn't realize this is a thread about porn Regi ? True :/ but better to get it now while its available instead of waiting til its a rare collectors item. But seriously I want those vinyl singles Oh wow, an internet tough guy. Imma so scared now It's better than actual chocolate milk!! Hey at least you get to have it. Imagine if he just dumped it out Sitting in Class when i got a message from amazon that my package has arrived. All that Svedka... You guys saying this, like you or any TR at all haven't used shotgun ever. Lol you're right. I've had it happen and never went to the doctor. However I know its been a long time now since I had any shots umm... wat? It's all I can think about... It came with a charger for me. Wow. It was really weird a week ago when the midwife had her fingers inside and was like "Well, you're not very dilated, but she is really low. ... I'm touching her head." dat defending... Why is the thumbnail picture of Obama? In Manotick? Seriously I don't know much about garment construction either, man, it could go either way Is that the guy from Terminator 3? Welp, in the best interest of the Broncos, I'm going to have to kindly ask you to not attend any more Broncos games Yeah I'm right there with ya, at about 13%. Been playing for maybe all of 4 hours. this is creepy Really annoying in Darkhold, I can jump down onto mobs on a lower ledge but I can't jump back up to a mob on a high platform fine. That Arnaud goal I have wanted one of these for a long time but I held off because of the cost. Never thought i'd find one less than a mile from my house for $5 They can manipulate and control the air around them hence how they can make tornado's, air scooters and stuff. If you think about it the most extreme thing they could to a person is to remove the air from your lungs... Or even a crazier possibility what can they do with the oxygen in your blood Hubba Hubba, holy mother of pearl you are gorgeous Out of curiousity....what do you do with action figures? I guess there are 13 year old girls on reddit ( What about the worker van? One up front, all the tools in back, rattling around to the job site? DAMN I grew up about 2 mins from that field that body was found, indeed quite close So power washing also fixes your stones aswell? Me too, and some lemon... something! Or... chauster was sona But.... But.... Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies? Whilst having 3 stars. Must've been running frantically and fast I just died and went to heaven I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not Hey, I'm just glad you didn't ask me why you have me tagged as that, and then follow it with the look of disapproval or " Wait, seriously? They look at dust or specs on the lense and think they're ghosts? I'll do better? and yet.. I'd rather have Ozil.. Pigeon? Columbus?... my guess at the Franklin Park Conservatory. That place is beautiful. Also went to a wedding there once... oh my glob! i got it at worlds on sunday I want one just like it As an American living in Australia, the lack of M&Ms in trail mix is very distressing to hear.... I also have some Paula Deen stuff, but you probably can't find it anymore The world download file contains 77 items wow what an impressive game Looks like a baby macaque. I....guess Epyon practiced Yoga before? good luck with that is it just me or does the cat in the back look a bit like hitler This made my day hahaha, he's all like fuaaaa what now! How else would you describe it? He actually messaged me earlier today, but not as a result of this post... Odd coincidences. Probably not, but think of all the tea we could make. That's... amazingly terrifying, because, all he'd have to do, is sneak in ONE gun, and a shitton of ammo. take the guys at the armory, then have a field day And now I start my constant check for UAVs following me i have some fond memories building a variety of water botle bongs. that said, dude, go buy one lol. they cost like 10 bucks sometimes. hell you can get them on amazon Dude your thumb is huge If r/gaming is all playing GTA V how did all these upvotes get here? DRG bested Innovation Wait, what? Is this some kinda fancy schmansy private school? I figure this is high school, so that just started early September, ya? And now you have a week long break Hypnotic How the hell is a mouse gonna harm a large snake I dunno, I live in Chicago I'M ALWAYS WATCHING I... I... I... I don't even. Lowrie is in for sogard? This is kind of confusing. The kanji only makes sense in Chinese, but the "Tsuji" bit is in hiragana. Oh we are ok now... She's hot, but that fucked up tattoo in a fucked up painful place ... Where do buses have wi-fi??? whoa i just typed this on oce randomly, and i got it college football... that hug I don't see what Time Stop adds to Wail of the Banshee. 50k... for what? The extractions? That's insane. are you serious? Log file for what? What produces so many logs/day to fill most of the HD Twist: the pill was a placebo! Whoa, you my twin? Wait a minute, wait a minute...sex-toy parties? Oddio sant andreas ha gia' 9 anni! Huh? They improperly exclude the vast majority of cases where guns are used defensively, in order to conclude that guns aren't that useful defensively, and YOU buy that? That shouldn't fool anyone with a 3-digit IQ. I must have this Could be worse. The alternative was that blue aquarium foam. Oh I forgot that it was sensitive for a few days after, but still worth doing it. I wasn't allowed to drive on my own, and some other things. Basically, the incision was healing, and if I ruptured it, I would bleed out same here, didn't know that I look great in glasses. (ಠ_ಠ) ( ಠ_ಠ)>⌐O-O (⌐O_O) ᕙ(⌐ What really? Is it possible then for a woman to pass the first man's DNA to another baby fathered by a second man? but it was given gold oh shit I was going to say... looks like Detroit, not a mansion Haha no problem dude, you deserve to be credited properly, you make great music! The problem was that I had like...200 videos using some of your songs from Latin Sounds (my personal favorite lol) and I was browsing incompetech when I found out the proper way to credit you and.... I found out that I should've included the name of the songs I've used and....I was like - editing 200 descriptions Can someone explain this .jpg although it's clearly .gif Oh god. yes. this must happen. I had a mature player on my server for several months before he revealed that he was only 11. wow, that is confusing Ahh, that's so great to hear! Thank you!! When I first went to class, I was like " Jesper Kyd. Does this include my parents? Soccer is the sport of..... putting socks.... on her? "Hey kids. Guess what's for lunch today and tomorrow!" Wow could that possibly be a engy flamethrower skin? Just one Gagaga Girl. How did you know I have a Hieratic Seal of Reflection? HashTag someone named their son or daughter that. Purely out of curiosity here, but is your friend of the feminine variety? Should I add you to discuss, or comment here first? Or did you? Uhhh.. wat.. cud be that im just really brainfailing right now, but whats your point? 40? If that holds true, then the Vengeance would be several times the size of a Galaxy Class starship... Oh my god. Ahh! Dolls scare me. All good ideas. How could you tell by her shoes? hmmm those are not spoiler free This was the most annoying thing in the US. You'd run around outside in the heat - go inside a store and catch a fucking cold in seconds. Why does everything need to be ~18-20°C when it's 30-35°C outside? Nice to see Moulson on there ... but no Bobby Ryan? oh wow THANK YOU! It's been almost three full years! TWIST: OP is seller ...what? You can call bullshit, but my stats don't lie Fully aware of the alternate spelling, and that is precisely why it is ambiguous, lol - ty for providing evidence for my argument Some of these men............ have really nice figures not all of them Orange vs LGD game 1 is not there hmmm I opened the website to check it out. Did I just infect my system? Machemminghia è, la birra Morena, per caso? Oh wow, thanks! That makes it SO much better! Awesome! I had no idea that leaking thousands of tons of radioactive water into the ocean was cool if it was beta, not gamma. That's wonderful news! .... I actually heard Bjergsen talking to Malunoo during his stream, saying something about mMe MrRalleZ being good but "not as good as Candy," and also talking about how dumb it was that Candy got kicked. I came to reddit right after I heard it to see what was going on, but I saw zero reactions here OR in the twitch chat.. I found it rather strange that nobody else seemed to have noticed. That was surprisingly fast What the heck? That thing is like a Tribble with eyes. What's wrong with having a twin? You don't have that in the us? what happens if you mess up Why would an ostrich care about tits? I think they usually mean time expensive, as most people who need to scrape by on a food budget also don't have time (or know how to? wat, it makes them too powerful to be able to use their abilities properly? It is SO WEIRD to see these in a color that isn't silver. It comes with a primer? couldn't elise just check by rappelling near it? Maybe I am your brother Holy crap. Keith Laumer was Right! Soldiers DO develop Operator Idenfitication Syndrome I thought that movie project was abandoned. I missed 0.0.1 parts of an update and then I'm fucked okay then Shit, didn't even realize I was only a member since 9 months ago Better dead than red Is that his helmet stuck in the rear door? Oh god, I will laugh so hard the day this happens. Mainly because the expression on his face will be like Why are you shaving without a mirror? This will be my last Christmas without kids. Well, depends what parts of reddit you've been on As some who works as an Tech support agent, we've never charged for going over your caps. Our caps start at 250gb for our lowest internet package ( not counting the access one, because we dont actively offer that) ...Mac people are *weird.* What is up with the cereal though? Be careful. Showing that kind of white privilege might get you on r/srs... Not monetarily What if someone takes the wrong stairs all that chocolate milk This banana might question everything we thought we knew about Nanafest > I can't really put my finger on it either. It just screams "Final Fantasy!" Ah for me it's the left one when I look down. We're mirror twins Oh god that scared the shit out of me. Never has Michael Cera been more terrifying Reading you is more difficult than reading the tiny text, to be honest. Huh? That was after we'd already made the playoffs with Luck. I don't understand a single word they're saying One of the most bizarre ones that I've heard of was smelling children's soiled diapers Holy crud. That was horrifying...and amazing. sarcastic about being sarcastic? This is the greatest thing. Thanks for the heads up about the song. I got into a major one when I was a freshman - it degenerated into a small riot, the police were called, and it was the one and only time I have been maced. Dear god, where did you find this my teacher said that she loves Picassos art work where the bloody fuck did you get that arm Planeswalker Clix Apparently so. I went ahead with the reset, and apparently I should have reset a long time ago like everyone is saying... The golden cookie clicks do carry over which is awesome, and in just 1.5 hours I've already tripled my old CpS. That's insane. I was at 30B CpS after 5 days played, now I'm at 90B. Can you imagine all those general authorities in their underwear? Why does this seem so unbelievable "chicken semen" Oh my god. I didn't realize there was a Land of Fans and Music 2 or a SBURB game fan-OST. Wow, those are close numbers. Skarner is brand Why would you want to get to know EE? Hitler? OH SHIT ( I honestly don't recognize her face here Where the fuck did you go to school? Or if two men go in ...Good Lord... Who is your GM? Torquemada? wtf This is The Beach waiting to happen in real life Wait, Cid is transgender? I missed that bit in that cutscene Why would you not eat grapefruit? It's delicious Strong Hong Kong accent. I knew he is my fellow even though I didn't check his profile Sleeping paralyzed gut?! I recently played a 6 player game with home mind, now I play America control so when I played a counter spell we all got a counter spell Man I love these stories with femteachers. It's just so hot when they misbehave I sense sarcasm! he looks like Commender Shepard I don't know what that is They... get knocked up? But since you yourself are not dead, maybe you are immortal. Those prices What is that guitar? I want... The weird thing is it happened twice, once with fresh and once with frozen, not by the same company why is it that german servers have morning cover? That was Bigfoot Their boyfriend is their hobby.... they don't need anything else veigar cage might actually be impossible EEEEP I CAN'T WAIT It exist? This guy sounds nuts! Wait, who releases dub-only stuff anymore? i don't understand what you mean, what server, website and ts are you talking ? Hah, I have a huge vein in my right boob that is slightly raised now, it freaks me out sometimes but I'm the only one who can tell cause I'm looking at it from a different angle than everyone else Is it just me, or are those pants too big? If you give it to me, I'd just give it away to one of the people I've got started vaping. Actually, instead of giving it to me, give it to /u/guts_rage. Poor guy/girl is resorting to analogs! Hmmm, I may be thinking of 1.0, but I'm not sure. I stopped breathing for a minute there at the end. This is one of the scariest things I've read in a long time That Leviathan! He seems to be losing the fight. $400. Stripped down... Of pocket? or an ulcer or dental problems That ass.......just became my favorite on reddit Is it just me or did you guys also thought She looked so HOT when she was high... I heard something about serena and ash knowing eachother as kids Required chit-chat? When I was a few years old I believed that my dad has more body hair than my mom because he's older, and therefore evolutionarily closer to a monkey I'm here > necro blond ponytailed girl with makeup, she was running around me for a while and asking for being cute, joining me as my pet, "woof woof", doing /cry So weird, I got gifted the same scarf, and was about to post a thanks picture with the scarf on my dog, which also happens to be a chihuahua, whose name is Locutus, but is called puppy more often than not. should I come over now ? going ....more likely the Balkan ones, I think. So westerners = Socialist, Chinese = Conserative? You don't look 27 FUCK IT. I'm going to steal that sub now then. Did you do that one w/ Michael where his son gives you a potent drink...? I think it would be interesting if we tried no potions or god apples Blood-king W-w-what? There's an option like this? That's a horse penis Lol funny I never noticed either. And we can only "equip" 2 rings I got hit by a car when I was walking him Ahhh I see, I didn't know their products used to be in blue wait.. you can have wet earwax? The video... was a little... Once again, wtf Japan. The guy that snaps and kills How does most of those stuff fit inside the urethra? Didn't know it made you excited in that way. Weighs more than me JLo's ass is insured for $1,000,000 You must have one huge-ass screen. I don't get where this is coming from I wonder what angry SOs will do when everything is digital and the console is on Kingston lock down I... don't know? Loose connection maybe? Swapped to my 250Gb HDD to format it, it booted into it's OS fine. Formatted that drive, then shut down and re-installed my SSD, and now it's booting fine. Only thing I can think of is a loose connection, which is something I thought I had checked already... THANK YOU Yeah, it was odd. I just kept waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and nothing happened. I figured it would come on eventually. Now I am not sure if I'll ever get the flair for my confirmed trades, the thread that they are in is 10k+ posts long now ...It's misspelled Is that...Melanie Iglesias? Well it's not canon. lol if it was then SSJG would not exist. Goddamn. What I wouldn't give for a consistent normal sleep pattern though /u/Patrick_Kane has got us covered... or uncovered nightmare material Why does the guy handing over the laptop remind me of Marceline's ex boyfriend... Please, please, please, please tell me McCoy is ok. My last healthy starter from the draft A guy held up a rubber plug that was sitting on the bench and asked what it was for. I can't believe the teacher actually insinuated it was for his ass. Virgin bread was spilt that day. oh i don't like goverment things. they make me confused 403 Forbidden. Wait, you consider Tyrion to be more badass than Anomander? $4 for each set of gadget? Didn't take it off That first picture was just... Don't blink. What the fuck... That's still over 5 billion a year. Since you clearly don't care about matchmaking, why do you care now I dunno if I can handle another 3 weeks of this. I've had 6 poops. "I fucked Jesse" No mention of Foam Born? I wanted to say that without saying it. It's like when threads are made about upcoming events. It's right up at the top!! And when I post about there being a calendar up at the top I get downvoted. Since when is carpooling to the store a jerk move? Those dogs went fucking rocketing. Am... am I missing a joke? Doesn't this just kind of make a mockery of RMP? HE'S A CLOWN! A FUCKING CLOWN! Was there a filter? Registry tweaks on Windows side? Like, windows' registry entries, and not FFXIV registry entries? (If FFXIV even has registry entries. Holy shit. I don't blame you! XD I'm constantly changing colors to the point my boyfriend goes "why don't you give your nails a break? Why the hell would you not peel them *before* freezing them? Oooh A little bigger, depending on the person. It's weird looking at a dog that weighs more than I do. ####That guy has some cahonas Okay, so you were prescient and worldly, I'm impressed -- what do you actually *think* of this kind of surveillance? I find it strange that there's always someone around to say they called it, but they neglect to express their opinion on the subject ARE YOU STALKING ME??? you just said you were in lp but not in lp? That wasn't scripted because it never happened to me. Wow, Rockstar... We've been trying to teach him to not pay us forever, but man the guy is insistent! now that you mention... still looking classy as ever even how strange Fucking hell There are chips that give you the rinnegan? We do market a product to those folks. It's called a seat belt. I thought it got better over time, but yeah, the acting isn't great. Plus I love how even the poor street punk from the 'hood looks like he just stepped out of an Abercrombie & Fitch ad Haha, thanks- I got it right on YouTube but not here I've never seen an episode of breaking bad. Jaedong has to re-sign with them first. his contracts ends this month! How do you use your mouse? Sweet Lord. There's a kid that's 14 in there saying he's playing CS in high school. That's all we did in HS. He says he was 1-2 when it came out. NOT to be confused with crazypapa.net[NSFW]. Young poeple should get their heads out of their asses and get to goddamn work, lazy fuckers... Jesus, you Americans are SO spoiled So.. How did he pee? Kik? That would suck as her husband. Knowing you could never please her since she needs a cock the size of a baby's head. I thought Arizona was in the US Ohhh, who will be next???? She looks way uglier now imo I don't see Logger (LOG) on the Bawsaq Does it matter? I would love to have seen Firefly on HBO in today's market, with way more Baccarin sexy-times. Zomg what do I do...I don't even know I dunno, I think *most* people don't steal socks from their roommates (or anyone else), they just have enough socks and do laundry on a regular enough basis that "running out" of socks just... isn't a thing that happens. I'd probably feel a bit creeped out if a roommate pulled that on me, honestly (especially considering you're apparently regularly finding "many" inappropriate things during your rummagings). It's Al-CIA-dur would never push *yO_ou* Uhhh... that's freaking outrageous I didn't even know hulu had a comments section! ( JEEEEZE YES. That creepy-ass smile, man. Every time. $17,100.00... That's the actual name of the restaurant? Possibly Holy shit I counted 108 and he's still going on. Does that guy even get tired ? How did I get both? Whoah! That is cool! I didn't notice that until now I have had classes with this person... I still play it and it's awesome we have to go 7-1 Against this year's and last year's EVO champions... Uh... How can you be the future? I see this happen constantly lol. Don't even give someone the opportunity to come back ....Are you sure about that? That editing was a bit hard to watch Its face doesn't look real Wow, I started this anime yesterday and I've seen 3 episodes as well! Are you me? wow... wrong post. dunno how that even happened. too much caffeine, not enough sleep talk to it and pick aethernet You know, I've been meaning to read that series for a long time because it's always recommended to me. Now I'm worried that this has in a vague way ruined the ending for me..? Is she like... tan Caucasian? Or did she edit the pics to look darker or something? Great body, but.....those legs.....my god those are some sexy legs..... Its hard, really Those pitches... Throat slitting... Whoa. I never knew btw who do I pm for a checkmark? 380K just on english stream Or that's just what they want you to think What does being an ultimate have to do with anything I'm not going back there. No. Never. Wow. You don't come off as the least bit racist, not at all. Wait, what? What happens with the old Twilight Arbor dungeon and its story, then? Does it get wiped for good? Dr. Alan Grant. > It's pretty rare for me to watch more than 3 episodes of anything at a time (unless it's really good like Kaiji or Eva). > And I thought it was going to basically be jokes about JRPGs too and then... that happened. Gorgeous! How? What no *WWWWOOOOWW*. I just read the article... Are... Are those American Single cheese slices made into a dress? Bill is nothing like his cousins either *¡únetelos!* suena a otra cosa I also managed to get a broodmother spawned slave from either embark or migration. This gif is so smooth Thanks for the clarification. For someone who wasn't there I was seriously hoping our community wasn't THAT rhythmically challenged That is strangly arousing The most *recent* time was tonight, when my 15 year old daughter accused me of being 'prejudiced' against 'online relationships' because I'm just 'too old to understand her generation' since I didn't have things like this new fangled internet stuff when I was in high school (or even college really). Why does Bill look so demonic That's my reaction on learning that this thing is actually real. that's so meta... I checked it three times as well. And I think it really is Supernatural....Oh my goodness Sam Winchester on reddit! Yeah, what's that about? I just think it's creepy as shit. Especially those MMO's that people spend years on Took a back road home one day, freaked out when I was suddenly 15 exits past mine. I should buy a map Pretty much the first thing that came to mind, is the questions the others have posed: Does she know yet and if so, what was her reaction? ...jesus fuck how do you tell that from a PICTURE My thoughts exactly... When dealing with a thread about a dick with something jammed into it I think it's best to try and keep your expectations very low, and then just see where the journey takes you. Hopefully, it doesn't take you somewhere that results in something being jammed in your dick, unless you like that kind of thing Our connection runs deep. Before I realized pineapple was the safe word I thought "wow this is getting really messed up". Did you avoid the internet the past 5-6 years? We were playing this in New Zealand too This is real? You store your kids in the freezer? Where CREW CONFIRMED now that i think of it .. when i was a kid, I would tell who farted based on the fart i am by no means discrediting your words for it. what we should be concerned about is the fact that dyrus was even able to sense it just off of crowd reactions. an advantage is an advantage despite how small or big it is. if dyrus had in fact reacted every time he sensed the crowd reactions were because of ganks towards him and he didn't die each time, the result of the game could've potentially been dramatic I swear my brothers friend is 23 and asked me what the holocaust was. as if someone didn't know this The new Steam box will be announced with the Oculus Rift as its main I/O and its exclusive launch title will be....Brink 2. No clue why you would say that Your username.......... How?! That makes it even scarier i think i saw your name yesterday in scarra's game . are you the lee sin bengi ? Nice set, but the demo looks terrified It's tail is freaking warping the ground Well, I'll volunteer to show you around! Twisted my back before seeing 'Thor'. Sat down will my best friends to watch and was fucking horrified at how bad it was. The back pain obviously didn't help but that movie was so overrated that I'm sure I would've hated it even if I wasn't born with a shitty spine. "Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!" It didn't get burried, but... it's one of the sickest things in the thread tbh It specifically is unique though Yup, skin isnt skill.. but they look so good That site was ill-advised in choosing the photo of Padraic Delaney, since that picture looks like a rape scene. Rape is definitely not ladyboner material. This exact picture came up on my Facebook feed like a month ago, so either it's gone through some hands, or I know OP. I just woke up, and I read it as "rapie". This happened to me 2 days ago. ^^^^I'm ^^^^^scared ^^^^^^ I'm a female software engineer and I keep my nails short, as typing w/ long nails just freaks me out Damn, you have to go that deep? Oh yeah definitely... I'm just saying, for your sake... If she were to do that... Wait a while before obliging. hahaha that's nothing. Same thing happened to me except she made me reach inside, and she didn't find it until 3 days later....and texted me about it Confused on the local ing variable part. Why am I getting downvoted He loves The Wire ... the one thing he can never quite understand is institutional racism ... ... He's 15 When I try to look at your wish lists it says it is not a functioning amazon site ...wtf I know that girl in the bottom You look...exactly like an ex gf of mine...Like disturbingly so I wouldn't call that a angry look, more of a serial killer look. I don't get teh funnys WUT.. I didn't know such a thing existed There would be whole industires devoted to squatting over mirrors (moreso than now I think). That sentence makes no sense then how are you still banned if finger unbanned you Didn't even know there were sequels I've been doing it all wrong. That... looks.... immense Justin Bieber? Honey.... I have two 7870xt and a 4770k. Think I can pull this off at 1080p60 to show off to my friends playing gta5? Is he single April Ludgate? That spider has ten legs The second one from left looks like a vagina. wait so the narrator is the killer? No offense, but that was incredibly, immensely, utterly, absolutely STUPID, Vulcun. Also, male rape scene. Try doing a All-rules Triple Triad, when you will know about random You're a Niners fan but the Rams are your second favorite team. How'd that happen? ummmmm where's mama bear Wiil do! If I'm awake when they post it Uh, yeah I should. I had tachychardia, and my levels tested normal after 3 days off the medication. I'm not doing this without medical advice fyi. That green is so bright... holy hell that MVP chant is ridiculous How do you even trade on website? I think Dade has so much to answer for this championship series. Whilst not everyone on Ozone played extremely well, I feel Dade has been a major part of their failure at worlds. He had one of the weakest showings out of ALL the mid laners in groups and that last TF game where he bought and then sold Mejais at 0/3/5... Why would girls laugh at him? > I think I'm almost done one of the routes and I don't think he's there to extract info. But he seems to be a sniper on reserve status who could be dragged into any big conflict at any point in time. No idea where the story is headed on this one. sorry \\( i thought your name was my name for a few brief seconds I would take the money too but I wouldn't know how much to charge His stunt double is quadriplegic? you just filled the hole gone a bit wild left......those lips an enfield for a mosin? I dont know what happened either His Rumble ults were actually surprisingly decent this time, unlike the last few games So Team Avatar have to travel the world to destroy the horcruxes *Gasp!* Vaks broke up with Pigderp?!?! This would make a good background at a slightly higher resolution+less artifacting Those pupils, though. I had a friend who worked at a bookstore and would get yelled at by the female manager for lifting boxes. The woman actually _said_, "That's man's work. You shouldn't be doing it because you're a girl." I honestly, really don't think so. Elspeth is seriously going to stay at 35-40 dollars and thoughtseize is going to settle at or around 20. Can confirm, six years life drawing. It's the only part of the model that will not return to the original pose... and you can't ask them to adjust THAT Im hoping my cat can play too... I see a cat there ... it should be a feature Ambrehhhisdead from YouTube Holy FUCK! OP just totally rethought everything he just did Woah, she calls out? I waited around and saw this myself but didn't hear anything! Creepy as fuck. Personally, I don't trust schools or doctors that have commercials... It takes like 5-10 sec to pass someone Makes a lot more sense than the giant bears OH GOD OH GOD I DID IT OH GOD I DID IT! hi panda (> Att first look I was like how on earth did TSM lose, then I saw the devil Geez Out of curiosity what kind of dog is the male? he wants to take sbi down though Also thought the wrong hot at first Anyone know what bass that is? It sounds amazing What are you talking about ? these elitist are already competing in coil But... But... Its smaller on the outside Add chronos and thanatos for primordial You sound like you have an idea of how to do this by how you talk... How did I miss this?!? You don't mean... *that* reason? "who preferred humans"... What? holy shit imp is so lovable That's just some "Pro" thingy... Chauster could talk about it Excellent question wow then i have like 8 diamond accounts We have it here in Romania, it's everywhere. Now I've seen that people think it's extinct, wtf I got so scared when it came to the screen Sounds like you're real proud of that fact. What texture pack are those swords from? Freya is half ranged and half melee so she is melee magical "What if he shot you in the face?!" Would you say it was... UNEXPECTED?! She's all over the place and clawing her way up my pants and scratching me up. Wasn't sure on size? Fantastic furry fanny! What the hell, grandpa? Have you been taking my blue pills again? Fc Santa Claus? wtf wat Wow....so can you win a game with just your front 7? How was that not illegal contact? If you think Uncharted and TLOU are alike, then what do you think of Bioshock and GTA. The ONE time I wasn't on! Just kidding, who would do this though..? Now imagine it scrabbling up the wall. What does Schiano have against his punter It was at 600g at one point Sounds very unhealthy if we take into account Thanatos'voice Holy shit! Her face looks like Ellie from The Last of Us right there... If you consider that face feminine I stopped in here because I saw Eli Manning: 6/9 37 yards. WTF NY? What is wrong with the Giants Oh wow Schula calling the reverse...to Ginn...that was...interesting haha yeah true, maybe a game more like MGS4 SHELL MESS YOU UP!!! oh no i just looked at gray! Challenge accepted! (Cracks knuckles, neck, cock) ... Wait, cracks crock? read my post again Wow, lots of variety These bother me. I have experienced most of these and i'm only 23 If my SO gave me jewelry, I wouldn't automatically assume they want to marry me. Did this announcer really just call Tannehill Matt Ryan. Got nothing on Texans/Ravens tho. Christ That's **awesome**! I love your style. Why is she not allowed on the window? The first time I read this, I read it as "ice cock" That's edible But... who is walking behind him? wait, what? You can draw in photoshop I'm a woman, I've never had this happen to me either. Or stay with the case and put the R4 inside the cosmos cause it looks like it fits I thought it was him. He seemed like a normal guy up til then.. How is your monitor not on fire Probably even older - I think it had been in development for a year (or more?) when I found out about it in 2002/03. uhuhuhuhuhuu... Hey, everbody! I've been lurking this sub for a while now, never posted before. I started WC around the start of may and look up WC on youtube every once in a while to see if anything decent comes up; just came across this and I can't remember the last time I cringed this much. Is this guy serious or what? It looks like a bunch of stuff he's just made up completely on the fly; anything even remotely close to anything we do in the first form is done completely wrong and there's just no... anything. I'd say he's a troll, but judging by his other videos this doesn't seem likely. I really really don't want to believe he is serious, but he actually may well be. that was amazing NSIS. no room on the second that you just made? I've seen people carry bikes in their cars though. Ya, of course. There is something evil in that trashcan Whoa so I'm not the only one who wondered about that I was on my phone in bed with my sick wife sleeping next to me and the video went full screen! Quote a prophet, get a downvote on /r/latterdaysaints. Silly Sea Lion looks nice! I came to the comments hoping someone would explain it to me What if he meant to do that!? To be honest i never really watched them to see them die from the airstrike. Maybe your right... Why is it blurred in the lower part? Then why are there specifi subreddits for games? the word "porn" looked blue to me and i immediately tried to click it And yet, it's seen as okay to teach a child that. I'm getting chills. That would just be creepy. And awesome. I think the biggest problem is most people can't hear the difference...if you mix music you've prob heard the "go ahead and use the last 10min of my session to mix and master it"...... Oh, jeez - my dad is Jack and his twin sister is Jill. Brain bleach now, please. that video was pretty much a waste of time FUCK THAT LITTLE BASTARD UP THE ASS WITH AN FORSWORN SWORD!!! Perfect Loop Plus he doesn't have internet. Can you imagine? oh holy shit, it is a cover.. not just stickers. The music was better. Most 90's songs had a humanitarian aspect to them. NOW that we are in constant war, the main stream's theme became sex, parties, drugs, bad relationships and money. It almost seems like they keep us distracted from the daily carnage with it. Didnt even think of that but now you say it That thing's face...geeeeeeeez does your fiance wear glasses m Wait what? I don't understand the question. Some strippers will go home with you? How many wut? As a home mechanic I never took the time to consider that YOU HAVE A POKEMON CLUB IN YOUR UNIVERSITY!? WoW has such a messed up playerbase when it comes to this. I once got chased by some dude for an hour or so because he thought i was a girl and didn't believe me when i told him i wasn't Tell that to Chuck Norris Holy shit. We're 3rd having only played 2 games Some say he doesn't even get himself. I kept on looking for that fine print that said they were hired actors, did not find. Total stacks? Hm...the EU client should only be a little bit behind the US client, but I've never seen this bug happening on the US one I like them all so far: 12, 15, 18, but yeah, they tend to get better as they get older. Cask strength 15 solera or something like that would be glorious. And yes, interestingly enough Aberlour and Ardbeg are some of my least favorite distilleries overall, but A'bunadh and Uigeadail are two of my favorite individual whiskies...very weird Turn back now, the downvote brigade is watching this thread Wait people actually fuck up making butane oil? that name though dats not 1vs5 That is strange (are you still working on collecting everything? Autopilot is a thing with boats? 3 hours to eat a ham? Lube? Football? Oh yes, uhh let's beat him. Soundly. In the skirmish. Hey, thanks for the reply! Having someone to talk to makes me feel better. Did not know the Risk game meant something Purity fist. I might consider replacing my current hat with that on my heavy I once told a boy that he had the REAL sanna claus! But! Those presents were MINE! I grabbed them up and ate them up then jumped up with joy. I felt like I was hit by a Mack Truck. I can't even drive. Always stay a few steps all over them. The greatest lie my dickets ever told was convincing a fool that his pyrite was gold. Honest Abe told George Washing his clothes were dry, but the cherry's name was Larry, a cable fixing Guy. I remember when I was about your age. I WAS FLOPPIN' AROUND SIDEWAYS! I went from PS3 to PC for BF3 recently, and according to battle log, I have better accuracy on my PS3 soldier. and you know each other? is she.. the girl from GOT? Thanks for the giveaway! cant enter though as I have -5 Karma maybe d2ware can get that back? I mean for a custom mode "Hey, Picard is Captain Cool. He always finds a way out." is it back online? no update? don't understand the downvote here qt gril? Like many have said but with my own experience - Shards is probably the easiest thing for them to have bots mining. I was selling lumber for the longest while, but since that market has been pretty flooded as of late I've jumped on the shard farming biz. Most bots are selling shards in excess of 500 units per sale I fully agree with you. Id also like to point out that you getting downvoted is probably because this community is weird sometimes: When I basically said the exact same thing you are saying right now before worlds I was called a "selfish asshole" and downvoted to oblivion. Afterwards I chose to go to all threads for a personal expirement regarding the stupidity of humanity with titles including spoilers or potential spoilers or "could be spoilers if you interpret them by a long stretch" and told them that they need to abide the anti spoiler rules for which I got, again, flamed and heavily downvoted Holy shit. FUCK THAT. Vagina tightening spray?! Quick I had one of those when I was nine or ten! Barbie could ride it!!! come play with us joop. Absolutely possible, I dyed my hair black for nearly 2 years. Not just the roots, every time I dyed the whole thing Wow, been looking for a 7" with HDMI out, this is so cheap These fucking brown bear-in-the-tree-stand videos always crack me up, man. They're so casual about climbing up there, and then they see something or hear something unusual like a human... and they kinda check it out real quick give the " $150 Oh! I feel silly Apparently till today, cause this is three days later from when it happened ive never had any driver issues aside from some ATI cards when instlalling linux on anything but what about a potato? That's ... that's a health hazard isn't it!? wow What? Yup. That'll do the trick. ...The life and legend of Wyatt Earp...long may his story be told Tobuscus seems to removed his video, wonder if he reads reddit It says "mubarak"? Waaaaaaaaaaant Thank you :D did my first little "hello! We're the second years. If you guys need any advice etc we're here, so just email us" and it wasn't too bad. Got another talk with them on the 11th of october which is more serious... Got to talk to them about communication! All my God I thought they only did this to us I don't think this is the proper use of this meme. As long as they aren't like veteran bots on Call of Duty There was SO MUCH hate on this sub especially when she first popped up. Like entire posts about it. I was just like wait it's bo3? Do... do I need to warn the authorities about you? What are you planning exactly? Make a sword out of it wtf meteos farm **SO. MUCH. SUGAR.** ** OH GOOD GOD! GET IT OFF THE COUNTER! haha Sweet! I'm not sure how others did. I know one kid got a 100% This is strange to see all this people complaining and i have never these issues at EUW That's gotta be an actor. While I didn't major in history, I did a double-undergraduate major in Philosophy and Dramatic Arts. Two highly employable fields of work, eh? But there I was, a Phi Beta Kappa graduate of a prestigious small private US school. In my first job out of school I made $145/week with no benefits, and routinely worked 70 hours per week. But I was young and stupid and healthy and I loved it. I kept working in theatre, moving up in terms of jobs and the size of the companies I worked for. Then, as if to compound the odds, I ended up going back to school at age 29 to get an MFA in....wait for it.....Sculpture and Drawing. At **that** point, it became clear to me that I was up against odds that are very similar if not worse, than History PhDs. There are a million and one MFAs out there and almost *no* tenure track art-teaching jobs at the university level. I tried, for years, but with no luck. In the meantime (and prior to that) I had probably twenty or thirty different jobs, many in professional theatre as a designer and craftsman, and as a sculpture fabricator, but sometimes shit work like metal fabrication/welding in a factory, doing exhibit fabrication and installation work, plumbing and electrical work, construction, etc., and other grunt-level jobs that took their toll on my hands and my psyche. I even tried working as a sculptor on my own for a while. Creatively that was incredibly rewarding, but financially it was a disaster. I went back to school *again* and ended up teaching middle school art and couldn't be happier. ALL of those jobs prepared me for this one, because I have to think on my feet all the time, no two days are the same, and there is no such thing as normal when it comes to handling a room full of 12-year olds. Did I just see curds coming out of that fucking thing???!??! This doesn't look like practice. That's a big cat Ha, I tag myself as MEEEEE too! Mines in red to find it easier. I have your username tagged. As well as stimmed marines crazy, most games and yet normal bracket are NA nubs already blaming bad weather for getting stomped? Sleeping in his car in an alleyway across the road from his house, almost like he was spying on his family Source I'm a guy with a easy getting jealous girlfriend and my class is filled with land-whales who only talk about how they want a boyfriend... I'm scared Why'd they ask you to erase it? Where is the braw from genja This is getting interesting. Now I have a question: why on earth you call yourself a florentine speaker? ...cuz it's the best weapon in the game and gets updated with pretty much every content patch? Someone... > are NA nubs already blaming bad weather for getting stomped? > are NA nubs already blaming bad weather for getting stomped? WORLD DOWNLOADER Oh dear Lord... ! Glad I'm not the only one. Good to see Carney back in the squad after 4 competitive matches in the last 18 months I thought AOM stood for Art of Movement Better turn yourself in you raper! I once got what the people said were hommade cadbury eggs from someone and since I was a dumb kid we took them. They were hardboiled eggs. Amongst the other candy I got at the end of the night I still remembered exactly what house gave me awful stuff. I remembered blue lights vs yellow lights? At first it was wood but then the more I stared at it the more wavy it became I'm surprised you can compile and run in the editor at all, TBH. I don't see a reference to an *alphaIsTransparency* field for Texture2D or its parent class Texture anywhere in the docs, nor can I find any such reference in the UnityEngine assembly via reflection. [os here Neville!! Top middle left!! With his eyes like His skin is freaking cool looking SO READY FOR IT AND ONCE UPON A TIME IN WONDERLAND Yeah, the one way ticket would make me think twice For some reason I just thought that a juggernaut female version would look so good A-Team by Ed Sheeran. Sure it's catchy but listen to the lyrics. Those TEETH! Thanks! That actually makes quite a bit of sense...so it IS possible, I just need to sneak into the right tents at night I "accidentally" did this in a computers 100 class (word/excel/ppt - not that i needed it)... apparently the headphone jack on the computers do nothing to route sound and I blasted the class with CHRONIX RADIO, a streaming aggressive rock/metal station. It was both *UMBAARRASSIN'* **AND** *HARDCORE* !..!, Hitting 'm' doesn't work for you? Looks amazing! how did second post get there pic like that Its common sense like my user name. Give it to meee. Totally understandable...but where do you see them for $10? What language? *you're 18, it's not as fun if you're legal* what pedophiles? The guy's hair is really distracting me though. It's like...a mullet. 800ug of LSD during a concert? > I'll buy you dinner just to hang out with me... jk just kreepin' This is the shelter of the goat man. Ohmygod I can't stop. Say what?! I did the first assassination, then kept the rest of the assassinations for after the i finished the story, then did them and invested with the capital i had from the story finish. Now, I'm sitting on almost 300 million $ on each characters. I haven't even done it perfectly... I was in a local B&M where one of the guys was doing "Stupid Vape Tricks"... 0.7 ohm dual coil on a double stack 18350... That's about 74W. He claims to have tried the same thing with a 0.3 ohm dual coil at home... if he has, that's like... 173W... I've never seen those kinds of booths offer a body fat measurement hmmm riot database was based on xfire Anyone else getting the torrent download when entering the site? So... it has begun... For some reason on mobile bender is laying in the opposite direction It appears you wrote tng and my brain saw St. 117 fps? As I recall Winter was streaming like, yesterday? Agent 47 What is Iax *was* shut beyond the doors of stone - INTO THE WORLD OF MAN. During that time, apple servers were overloaded for only 2 hours ** What If you want to interpret the 2A in a bizarre and unsupportable way, that's *your* problem. Why davidkim Jerm? I beat im in like under a minute But what if we're the actors, and Suits is real life That's some scary shit to think about man. . . Damn. He started it! Awwww that was so sweet. I want a fox hug. 8 player wrestling? I think you broke English.. What the hell could that stinger possibly be good for? The other rat have that face "I've seen things... I have a very skinny one. Thought she was way too skinny till the Vet told me she was actually fat. Wow, your scene phase was just bad. That hair... I thought the ^_^ was a response to haha I took it as VERY SURPRISING Just watched a kid texting cross over two lanes of traffic and side swipe a minivan packed with kids and crash into another car head-on. He walked away, other driver died. No charges were pressed. I use my dual boot all the time How old are these? I've had my account for.... 11 years Oh dude tell me about it. That look they give you--that judgmental look and the tone of their voice. Do people realize how condescending they sound? If someone told me they were unemployed I wouldn't say " >VERY SURPRiSiNG That makes no sense. I thought the letter was from a ''He'' too! Somehow i find the video was more about being gay Somehow i find the video was more about being gay aahahaha, my boyfriend and I recently entered the mutual grooming part of the relationship. He takes care of any zits that come up on my back. At first I asked him to do it, now it's like he is obsessed yeah they are I just want Jon... in any way, shape or form OR Valve has successfully invented a real Portal gun, so you can physically bring your console to a friend's house and play with them ummm who are you, and how do you know my name? Redditor for 4 month....checks out There cops, they cant be corrupt ! Maybe we're twins that were separated at birth Holy shit dude. I fail to see why this comment got downvoted. No, I don't want to I like it, except for the fact that I'm using it on a shared computer so it says "Hello, Downstairs", and I can't find a way to change it. Is there a video for the Ophelia avatar? I'm at work. WTF is docking? Japanese voices? Maybe their work was so advanced they couldn't understand it? Wait, there is more than just playboy? Mayo *does* come in bottles... Where I am at least that's craziness. Yep!! Us too!!! I still like boxed chicken pot pie though. And fish sticks. Wow. Just hope that she wasn't afraid of being buried alive. yeah i just played crysis 3 at 1920x last night and i almosted fainted how the hell does 1920 make everything look so...i dont even know ..amzing. that's weird. it showed up for me. I may change mine back to the braids - but the Tri-hawk is just so damned iconic that its almost a must. Yeah, they told me they don't know what it feels like to be aroused, I've made out with them but it ends at that, I've tried moving further but they were reluctant, they were pretty stiff about the kissing too, they just sat there while i did most of the work Dem eyes I thought that said earlobes Your hair is absolutely perfect and you DYED IT and STRAIGHTENED IT? Why are all the comments connected to you deleted? WOW, you are a stunner! Costs too much. Also the state of Texas has more refineries than all of Canada together. Go to a park or even just your school's playground late at night. My curiousity got the best of me, why would you want to know this? Sweet Jeeves, it's so bad... Did you say 1,000 dollars? Maybe its both Admittedly, I only up voted for her... Then how do you explain the 2 girls 1 cup video At least this was cleanable. I had to replace two coin mechs at the Candy Empire I ran for a while. Honestly, the amount of grime inside the machines is horrible! Especially if you are running an ice cream sandwich machine. Those eyes....... ...myself. and nope, 1 minute later.. I'm crying. Holy fuck, it's my guild leader That's true but then Axe's Berserker Call and Naga's Net have effects that go through. Dota logic If this is on a mouse and it's been 6-7 years, imagine on pencil SKTT1's path to finals will have been amazingly easy, given what we saw from Najin Sword Haha my username? Very cool, but uh... why are there black bars on your gif? which error is it Madrid? Eh who needs a throwaway ;) I'm more absurd in person Didn't know about this one ∑( 45 mph. It drives me crazy when people speed on the bridge. There is a history of terrible head-on collisions on the bridge and they are still talking about a movable barrier. You left your thumb in there for 20 minutes So much good luck to you!!!!! Get out of here before it makes your brain rot I envy you then, hahaha What if it's Volgin? Why on Earth are all the games there listed as "Friendly? No." Holy shit that vayne ew....why would you do that in the first place? Tabe + Wh1t3zZ are now NA's only hope Cho's nickname in Chinese is "Big Bug" Ok, i'm confused. If we are getting either one of them, whats the point of adding them? I mean, if i dont have copper in my world, wont i able to craft depth meter? 47 item pick ups? huhwha? OMFG I remember learning the word biodegradable when I was in early primary school, when they were teaching us how not to litter and especially with plastics. I must have been about 8! That's...just shocking China has limited recognition? Whats mom up to? Well, technically since the tanks are glass and there isn't much elixr in them at all, Gould there even be as godown to begin with? ... i feel old now because im older then him Hmm... Il y a vraiment une croix à l'assemblée nationale au Québec ? ya ya Think about it this way, which was how I got over bullying: who cares? As long as you don't pay any attention and focus on what really matters and the people that love you, you could totally get by. They may try to break your spirit, but you can win the fight by not caring. Suicide doesn't stop things from becoming worse, but instead preventing things to get better(that sounded a lot better in my head, I promise ツ Wait lol who are you? I don't recognize the nickname. Level 8 mortar? Dat chest... I suspect they do the parade for folks who show up Christmas Morning for the Christmas Day parade, only to realize that the filming is at the beginning of December. Wait you can steal the big planes lol why are you being downvoted How've you done that? Oh jeez. Ive always wondered how the colors managed to stay separated. Cultural armor value? If I can see the usable characters correctly, it's Charmander vs Pikachu vs Bulbasaur vs Clefairy vs Blastoise vs Mewtwo? There is his 1 inch punch done by a showlin monk that has the same force as being hit by a 40 m/hr car. I need to catch an electric eel and spin it so fast it rips the space-time continuum. oh wow I can't believe I missed that one You posted this 1 min after it was published by TB "Why are you naked? Holy crap He looks like easter egg 1700 hit rating ring What? Very true. I just found it hard to watch when it showed Oswin being turned into a Dalek; I spent the whole time staring at the screen like: 10,000 down votes?? dafawk Ive never really had an issue with emulators Well, shit, this got out of control! This.... can't be... no way...... what the.... 5x DC and constant fountain-snipes? ohhh.. visage... Penn Brewery!? If so, I watched a girl pee in a planter. Yes.. That girl was me. Who took this photo? It's a mirror pic yet I see no camera I actually found this story very very creepy Generalberg is a girls snapchat name? TIL peanuts are technically beans I haven't been there in years, but last time it was like I was in a Pier 1 that happened to sell a bunch of spices lol I mispoke then. No she doesn't want to eat sugar. Although I am confused on erythritol. I just purchased some and it says that it is a naturally occuring (in plants) non-gmo sugar substitute but I believe wikipedia also says that is is a sugar alcohol. So I am a little confused as to exactly what it is but studies have shown that it's harmless... for now Oh God, its Singed's ex-wife sorry for digging up an old post but..... today's announcement What is so meh about old and good desktop? That guy on the left looks like he could be Brock's dad I agree with you. I wonder why they bothered publishing this since this is all a regurgitation of her father. How can she tell people to forget about having a credit score while recommending the 20% down payment plan? Daaaamn. Welp.. he sure is doing a lot with his life now. The guy who answered to you just under it, /u/Draconilian understood that she is similar to Harley Quinn 4 DAYS AGO. Melissa?!? I'll be 40 in November, most people think I'm in my late twenties, early thirties. I always get that I think i am getting blind. I don't seem to understand The Karin Rebel is RWD. My account was suspended on the same day lmao, I hope I get this email soon !! holy shit this made by day man. SE account team actually doing something Also, why did "customers who bought this also [buy]" canned unicorn meat and a unicorn cookie cutter? U19 with Cervelo R3 flair. Good luck This fails to explain why Turtle keeps running off with Dum Dums. True, but I still can't get over that price. Why not just tap Escape? Hey hai, GG from europe :) was fun to watch u play vs fnatic and u put up a good game. my question is kinda not related to worlds but gaming house in general: Are your scrims ever cancelled? how long/when do you scrim? do you ever have to get subs/cancel scrims because a member has to go (e.g. dentist, doctor, toilet The cinematography actually looks nice To try and stop people from having babies ... I would guess when there was no birth control those heads scare me...they scare me a lot Are you me? He got your attention, didn't he? No se :/ porque es Reddit y todos hablan inglés Am I supposed to know you? That's how Z hair should be done in live action! That cat is NOT 30lbs or some good ass sex. 3nd? ... and ate plants Not sure if it's weirder that you have sex with your mom or weirder that she calls you the names of dead pets while having sex.. That seriously could be the reason for the title Sorry, what? What flair? Flair relevant Most all of those maps are *wonderful*. The manual says "It is illegal to change crystals on 75MHz bands in the USA."I have done this manu times ( you know...I just realized, Jon, Arin, and Barry seem to really like flannel. That's from a movie You're a casual gamer that loves Dark Souls? The Tosis is such a saint! What did it say? ( Wouldn't be the first time! Hahaha... oh When I was around eight, my cousin was a huge player in high school, and for some reason he thought it was cute to have me webchat with all the girls he'd try to impress (something about having a cute little female cousin must really get girls going) back in the days of MSN messenger. So I started webchatting with this one girl, the conversation dies down, I open up a window, play Neopets for a while, and then get a little blinking message from her. It says "what r u doing? I really like how simplified and straightforward it's all become. Wow Earthquakes, wasps, and death I am confused... It's purple So that is how these strange poos appear in public randomly during the day Wait..what happened to the potatoes? The newspaper man...THE FREAKIN NEWS PAPER!! Dude... was that a VHS!? Looks like a carbon copy clone I read your comment and then your username. *RRRIIPPPP* It was Wow. I may be a loser but at least I don't go around saying shit like that. Just. Whoah. I just got that one too, my stash is bigger than I thought it was Don't worry the college campus for some reason only gets like 1 spider a freeking year. *~UofA is a great place I died to the forge a few times in early EQ2 crafting. Crafting definitely kicked my ass. And that interdependence, my God. Everything needed everyone to craft anything Landing gear on Aurora is a little wonky. Is it supposed to land on its own guns in front? Wait... *this* is the guy who thinks that black people look "inhuman"?? Dude dresses/does his hair like he's a motherfucking orangutan. Shit's scary. Nice how-to guide also I spent hours trying to spot bush through vcr tracking lines.. I want my world to be 100% crimson writing wise ur so goofy, typically when i talk to y'all, y'all are pretty charming, is so that so 4 u 2? Are you afraid of becoming an engineer? Could you imagine the joy of 30 movies at 3 hours Lucky for the hijackers it was cancelled sort by new Maybe she really has a CXCR4 or CCR5 mutation and is really resistant to HIV Cannot unsee... wtf are with those Monk weapons on the right. Damn, must be boring... You read Reader's Digest as a kid People outgrow nose picking? Wait what? The game actually continues if im logged off? My mums name is Helen "Nah, nah, here we go... Ch- Chapterrrr 1 ... Years ago they tried to... ... Years ago they tried to ... Funnily enough the stereotype of Taiwanese people, at least from the province my family is from, is that they speak like gay people So confused right now You mean... the old one wasn't hard mode? How the hell did you get gold for this? magic Omg wtf did I just read? OH MY GOD I am so scared of this happening! Haha! They didn't get the clearest shot on our ultrasound, but we have been preparing for a girl this whole time... eek!! And one of our top-contender names is Liana! Old times reddit looks like a cool sub reddit Wow. Did the bicameralism theory just decipher a koan? Thanks! And wait... Thorough back checking? How far are you going Oh wait! How did you its HIM? How does one afford all this? Goddamn upB as a combo finisher Oh my god, what have you started?! I've only been playing a few minutes and I'm a million cookies deep. TIL my family (all adults, all with/had private sector FT jobs and insurance) is some weird-ass minority in this state... But what is the challenge? You click on a cookie and you buy stuff, I mean I don't get it, where is the fun in this ? what?? why do the neighbours etc get notice of your crimes? is that common practice in america? that would stigmatize someone for the rest of his life That's eerie as hell, I just watched it last night It's showing up for me $700 haha, I was never more happy to see a little 1 incher in my whole life! I hope that it can't go the other way once you see that Are you a cop, or a pedophile? If the "only shoes and helmets" rule is still in effect in 2017 when they have to carry their own food, I imagine the riders will go to *extreme* lengths to get the food out of the wind and be more aero. Wow, I didn't even notice how the shuffle icon next to each album doesn't actually shuffle that album *only* Sorry. But uh.... It's not looking like it....let's just say.. you're....gobbleshaft Aladeen I've never seen that "SheHonda" you guys talk about.. I meant, how could it be worst than sherry?. I didn't even know one could have better than 20/20 vision That cape is mesmerizing. Why is there so much porn in the comments of a giggling baby video? You're not exactly catching your intended audience in the right kind of mood... How did you do that?! [ The hottest part about a woman being petite is that she's a WOMAN and not a GIRL You're an enders game book fan as well? This is not good news for me, HTC, and the rest of us One owners who are suffering from the purple tint issue Well, that clears it up This is not my computer... My brother indiscriminately downloads programs and files without an anti-virus he is godsnoopy tho. Where was that explained? Did not expect to see a video from my small town at no:1 on the frontpage What did you type into the commandblock? i feel like this could be used to make a simple plane But I am Oh my goodness, you liked my advice! huh? why the downvotes When did Twitch start allowing it again? It's definitely hair dye. My showers look like this every time I dye my hair red. It's fun pretending to be a serial killer, cleaning up the evidence what was the logo you chose? The HIT appears to be dead now but if you wanted it, it sounds interesting I had NO idea that so many women do not orgasm during sex. I guess I feel special now since mine is like 90% or more. I also just realized that we have the exact same stove top speaking of creepy... Is it me or does that cop look like Trevor from GTA 5? This is something that you did on purpose...? Holy shit, this was the first time I saw this could have been a 9/11 coverup Wut? I get unlimited texts + calls for $30 a month. You actually pay by the minute? Yeah, I only just noticed that too. how do you know how many spectators there are during a game? How is this allowed It appears those black shoulders are actually **Arms**. who says they arent Hope he's not on Krokodil. bly Nice tailpipe babe I know they were, but I'm hoping it will change and that Riot will go for signature champs this time. Imagine if they would play Teemo in the final game and win ! Oh my god, her ult is a super-nidalee spear that does AoE health% damage. Did we play the same Saints Row 3? ... I almost threw that in my "random" folder cause I didn't notice it was Touhou Former Mr. universe as Taco, from The League. It'll probably be stupidly busy, but if you look at the ticket prices it's a good deal. Plus it's going to rain like crazy this weekend This isn't an exploit. How would it be? Moreso than San Francisco? was that almost 100?! Yeah there's no such thing as shield regen already right? =P And OP, are you going to have forward shield batteries or something or do your archons get EMPed in your nat/main every single game? No, it's just really strange to see the camera that low. Damn dude... you did a fkn good job what's wrong with his legs? Do all baby legs look like that? yes I agree, except the ~~apex~~ human is a prison, the flower people are the temple like indiana jones style, I think, so the apex must be the ~~pinball machine~~ arcade game maybe? that doesnt make sense. Maybe they have human zoos Whaaaaaaaaat ? Ryan Dunn is dead I don't even have kids and that worries me but but...the waste of good coffee beans I seem to remember SOE support being unable to do that... Or maybe its a gas mask, designed to be a bra when not needed? People like NASCAR in CA? I have this problem too. People say hi to me and I have to think so hard about where I know them from that they must be able to see that I'm like Bro. Me too [7} (am I doing this right?) This is absolutely sick! How can a human draw like this is he a midget or a little kid? My goodness. Now we can say who has a right to live and who doesn't. I was a fetus once. You were a fetus once. At one point, neither of us had the right to live. Our best friends didn't have the right to live. We all could have been killed because we weren't, by your definition, "human". Does the thought of that not make you uneasy? "Simhat Torah also marks the eighth and final day of Sukkot, when the hardships after the end of the bondage in Egypt are remembered." YES woah i didn't know about this look, i understand your POV, i really do, and do understand and agree that evolution comes with innovation, no argument from me there, i agree 100%, but something that was working perfectly doesnt need changes, it needs complementary stuff, like DICE is doing with the new feature set for battlelog, which is AWESOME and i can't thank them enough, BUT, would it hurt to, on top of everything that we can already do with the new battlelog, be able to still pull the server browser in-game using the overlay, would it really hurt? at all? i mean... Wait, so how are the 'emotes' assigned? Is Redditside all just a brony conspiracy? "We are all just prisoners here of our own device" Im scared... Fucking fuck Do i see Maffia Urgot in the background there wtF? Lol. When I walked in with all my boxes the post clerk was just like The first part of his message seems to be relevant to nothing... Just super odd... really? do you also browse the web like he does, and think that watching videos with flash is a horrible act of giving away freedoms Benteke looks amazing Oh yeah! I love going back home to Georgia and asking for the local micro brew and getting " I hope you meant "peek". Look up the definition of "peak". If she stacks the same way how Ashes does Boys? its photoshopped sure, but i don't get why they enlarged the bag too it's like that planet effect... but inside out! Hurr durr, I (along with clever_us) am the guy who writes the bios. We submitted updated bios, but apparently they didn't go live. they seem pretty friendly to me. some of the Ccta passengers need to wash more often and the bus stinks when i get on tho I always feel uncomfortable when I'm going over a bridge of any kind, I always think they'll fall under me / the vehicle That still looks like Rune to me, could just be the lighting detail... Yeah I'm not sure what's going on there TIL there is a Youtube wiki Although he has had pretty solid success outside of LOTR, Frodo Baggins will always be Elijah Wood. Or is it the other way around thats alot better than what i thought id see My question is why do you have so many eggs? Ah good ole brother jed, used to love that guy at UCF, whenever he was out there id take my lunch and pull up a seat. In fact he might be why im an atheist 1:25 My god, her arms... She looks like a gorilla. One time I took a very "revealing" photo on my mom's photobooth including me and one of my toys in a pair of panties... thankfully my face was not involved and it ended up in her trash. She rushed into my room asking if it were me (let me make a note I was wearing HER panties in the picture), and I assured her that it was spam... I don't know if she believed it or not, but she saw a picture of her son riding a dildo like a good little sissy yeah 3.4V/1.7O = 2.0Amps. so i should be good...... there was a chest limit dafuq Omigod I can see skin! What a skank! My impersonation of steam controller: fuck. i was afraid everybody would be right about this. just wanted to infect my roommate with it actually. end of story: collecting cookies for straight 4 hours now Indeed ....mobile version? Wonder if she cheated on you because you diverted the attention to the now broken toy Oh shit! No one's gonna read those rules. They're like a total re-post, man. That's SO amazing I read that as "an apartment statement" at first, what am I doin' kill all world bosses (temples and dragons included) i mean come on if it moves it will die ... Saint's Row IV is reality? Je travaillais dans un Quiznos sur la rive nord il y a quelques années, avant que les quiznos vendent des nanaimos... Il y en avait une caisse dans le congélateur. Éventuellement j'apprends que c'est ma manager qui se goinfre de nanaimos au point d'en passer des caisses Wait, headshot isn't a crit? You got two battleframes to 10/9/9/ in 2 weeks ? I have so much respect for you Ouch! So...reading this, I STARTED thinking....'come on, don't blame your parents, as an adult, you make the decisions...come on...buck up....and....by the end, I was thinking...."OK, I got me some of that too..." A printed meme of grumpy cat at my work cubicle. wait what, what's that recipe? As a top comment already said "WE'RE NOT WORTHY. WE'RE NOT WORTHY. WE SUCK" i can't really add anythign else to this video There's a woman in my high-rise who makes me very nervous. The first time I saw her she proceeded to tell me about the time she killed a white man in the 60s. In very graphic detail. I was just trying to buy a Pepsi. Oh no! OMG, kanye is exactly like in that south park episode ... how on earth would you make a 'honey pot' for anti-SRS anyway? that bod Why? They aren't family, so you aren't obligated... unless you're marrying in the family. Dude I have no idea I have searched but it's not on my house. Maybe it's on another redditor's house. What if r/PKA will become the next r/gonewild sarah palin's hot? What's even more crazy is that the score is 123/1 and Afridi's only scored 52. Someone else outscored an in form Afridi? "let you feed me" .... no clue what anime this is, need to watch now. Awesome backflip .... holy shit. Where do you live that this is something people eat? That probably explains it :p Damn those are some big cartridges then You pla a game with Zhong,Aphro,Hel,Chang'e and Hercules ? I'm not the OP yeh i uploaded in the wrong order and decided ppl would get the picture i'm not sleeping tonight now How snow-capped mountains, but no land-locked water? Not to mention it errors out before getting past the E's Leon and Ada were badasses, what are you talking about? How exactly, would you do this?! I think its crazy how quickly parents will exchange their childrens lives for the right to brag about having a child "Fight Terror" Yes, I am wondering the same. The controller looks spooked... Shit ...well shit. "Hey look, the painted lady!" MFW: Or bat-shit insane. We're all watching you, VampireCake. ...The head isn't Bumblebee. It's Optimus Prime painted yellow. He, yea, I noticed a smiliar thing. And, strangely, PFE and Explorer Ezreals are the easiest to face, while Frozen Ezreal and Nottingham Ezreal seem to be played by experienced and good Ezreal players Sheesh Wow, thought that only happens in movies I feel like some weird pervert that spends too much time looking at how bras fit people now that I have a sixth sense I don't get 'removed'. thanks I feel like an idiot no as a number obsessed person it kinda makes sense.. you just should never express this to the world ..as a public figure especially but dyrus is still in san jose by himself...how would he get there? Read this in the voice of Jar Jar Binks. What...how. How is it so cheap I just now saw the second "the" in your sentence and remembered the title card. That typo > I've actually managed to keep it secret... My parents are split and I just started riding. My dad is the only on on board and is the only one who knows so I keep my bike at his house...still don't know how to tell my mom who essentially forbid me from getting a bike when I brought it up about a year ago...should be interesting when she eventually finds out along with the rest of my family... You too can have your country look this beautiful with complete deforestation! I dunno which one is more horrifying, that one or top middle. Can someone please explain to me what this is about? From the comments I thought it was some sort of voice-activated pager? needs skinnier thighs, theyre as big as her body I...I want it so much. Is that smog? HOW?! Incorrect. I like the way you think, I personally have plenty to confess Arent you supposed to do that anyway? Mercury is ranged? Uh, that's like 400 dollars under market price ¯\_( Wow you were quite suspicious weren't you? Concave... they are concave. "Ivanovic is going to play the part of the hooker" This is probably the most beautiful baby I've ever seen! You hit cans with your penis? Is that a "common occurrence"? I interpreted that as sticking my hands in a 3D printer and having them come out in the shape of a controller Because those hidden things did harm the game ? The way the guy is, gently, holding the doll in blacks arms is particularly creepy Athena ult can confuse a lot of players into a SHOULD I GO IN OR SHOULD I GET OUT SHOULD I GO IN OR SHOULD I GET OUT way of thinking. Athena ult doesn't make one invincible and you can still be bursted down pretty quickly depending on health and the God, before Athena ult even goes off and her ult is wasted. Athena's shouldn't always expect someone with low health to go dive in there just to get some potential burst in and Athena's ult should be used either to save someone who is being attacked or in the other way, which should be less prioritized- and that is gank. At least, that is how I view and play Athena. I am no pro Athena by any means. I am not even mastery level 1 on her yet Why? If you do, you close it.. no harm done. Or do you think evil incarnate will appear and claim your soul for looking at such filthy, ammoral, (add judgemental adjective here) material? Oh man my friend left all the screen and case protectors on their laptop. I was like *super casual* Oh hey, your plastic is still on there, do you want me to take those off for you... They were like Oh no I like to leave it on for as long as possible. That's fucking disgusting ... This is a jailbreak, right? No, the Hah thanks. Maybe it's too wild for people since it was a late at night concoction no couches why didn't you just edit the post? When do you sleep? Whoa I read it at 10:40. Ymir and vuclan doesn't have escape or initiate skill lol sorry, didn't realize it was 1 MB Sometimes, I close my eyes, and talk to the screen, and it sounds like they're talking to me Bed... Oh god why Why is EVERYONE not reading what I wrote?!?! I WAS NOT using the accelerator. I see 10 devices with presumably two power supplies each. Why is the right side PDU completely full and the left side PDU nearly completely empty? Staying up all night does weird things to your typing I didn't say you did fake that? Lightblind I googled FIFA 14 and didn't find any information about it being released on PS2 Wait, what was spoiled? Holy shit what a play. My fucking god Mark? Holy crap i didnt know there was a free version of cards against humanity online ooc: Why do you grow a beard without a mustache? The second pic: Chang'e has a heal??!!! why are you collecting the luck-consumables? I fear for that game ...The Hangover. I reject your premise! Coffee is objectively delicious and I did not have to *acquire* a taste for it. *How dare you*. Loving all these art works, but Titania totally looks like a guy you can't really expect anything from a supermarket aisle to have fluffy creme inside it 60kbps I think Catiobot is trying to tell us something? Are you sure? Wait, do some of those people from "TheRupturedPenis" really brigade? Ahh Thank you Margy!! I just found this tea today and my mouth instantly started watering 50 songs in one night?! holy shit are you fucking kidding me? iMac o god doublelift will always lead the game in farm. He said that Yeah...in fact most of the things like this I found as being the only worthwhile thought out part of the plot Isn't it of all links coming from imgur, ~30% or so go to reddit, and among these 9.2% are from r/funny? That's how I read the original description It was awesome but the ending. ^^Wall ^^Titan As he's demonstrated with Annie. So far he's lured Cyanide, Puszu, and even the great Sexpeke into their own demise you have no choice you have to install it OMG! You have exactly the same favorites as me! No difference! What?!?!?! This happens in Denmark? A squad of all Kage ranks Oh damn, you're right. What if it hit you?! dat Uzi And I thought the tlrd MANGA was bad, wow OMG It's hard to believe those two are that old Europe is small There are NORMALS in this game? REALLY? But they just finished banning khat less than 2 months ago What if the teacher was the man that's after you Holy yikes. Didn't know about that. Apparently this bug is solved by simply taking the zipline back to Jonah. It'll just count as complete as long as you shot down the mast. Wait, THIS GAME HAS A MUSIC? YES. Apparently Sasuke is a good SWORDMAN How would you know what bigfoot's dig tastes like? No, but I actually said "what the fuck?" out loud when I saw this (rather than "ugh" or "gross" or "meh"). What... the hell is In-N-Out University? i'd rather you buy them. i want them gone Hey I'm a pump guy too! Only because I called my bedroom the "pump house" while I was in puberty ( AKBigDaddy Not hugely wtf, but a bit odd; I was in Krabi, Thailand, at a bar, and noticed that the table next to us was occupied by a rather large gathering of Hells Angels. Up walks a very normal looking 35yr old guy, with his 8yr old son, and he shakes the hand of the leader saying "I am your biggest fan, can my son get a photo with you?" then proceeds to sit down with them (after getting the photo) and chats with them for the next hour. Odd role-models some people have i thought us Humans were pretty close to being "The bald Baboon" ( knee stockings Oh my god yes look your name has 5 e's, and HOLY SHIT E IS THE FIFTH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET! I CAN'T EVEN How the hell did 4-5 dragon ruler players lose to a DW deck? -_-....... Til someone freaks and shoots at the bear sitting on the park bench with a human arm hanging out of the mouth... What if I told you they didn't have to put so little chips in as well as nitrogen Wait, your pricing is based off of sever? I'm using chrome.. that's weird I just graduated from felt-tip liquid liner to gel liner today and my makeup remover is no match for this 24 hour lacquer beast! Where are you getting sense motive against diplomacy from? I don't think you know how diplomacy works Jesus christ, my volume was not set correctly for that. Thanks. I think it definitely applies. Zab was one of the most highly touted prospects when he first came out. I remember seeing him - maybe close to 20 years ago believe it or not - in the boxing gym I originally started working out at. I was just starting in the sport, and Zab was sparring with a guy I ended up sparring with quite a lot - former world champion "Jesse" James Leija. James was already a pro with a decent amount of fights in. I think Zab was either still an amateur or had just turned pro...and Zab was just putting the most *frightening* beating on Leija. Damn. I was like But... they got killed on a car accident, and their son is way to young for them to be old at this time Naked lady walking down the street You are one of, if not the, sexiest girl I've seen on here They were in the sewers for five months? I must have missed that part gahhh "dachshund" what is this?? its "dachs"! how would you like "golden retriever dog" or "wiener dog" or "corgie dog" I think he meant he is 99% sure that 100% of players are drafted because of potential, not that he is 100% sure that 99% of players are drafted because of potential. How classically trained is this biologist? This post gets even more strange when you know that the OP is russian Yeah, that girl who became my wife shot me this look Dat hate train Wait what? Just relized that aswell. I just have to ask why on earth it should be embarassing to buy men's products? Doesn't women buy stuff for their husbands, boyfriends, brothers and fathers in your country? But you can counter with Combat Blink... Wat Is this the "castle" house in hungary? I have 3 of these cards laying around here Eh, a rom for the vibrant but not for the real i9000? Are...are you me? ... You still use Outlook The only work your country offers involves you selling your own blood? People use the handicap feature? Ao,Ymir and arachne jump seems weird Jason Statham? Is that you? Who made that shit trail... S-S-SATW?! Was sorta just hoping for a Harold & Kumar clip. I found that game a few months ago and bought it and found the combat really weird... in a bad way. I found out later that I was using the wrong weapon types and you were supposed to change weapons frequently; I was killing enemies by just not dropping combos Thanks for the nightmares I'm gonna have tonight I think my mind has just been raped by bureaucratic bullshit Holy... Crazy! I looked it up and you are correct: Africanized Bees apparently kill like 2 people a year, whereas the Japanese Hornets kills 30-40 people a year. I got a pair of Landyatchz leather gloves and all four fingers split at the seam within a day as well, including a thumb seam on the glove I don't even use often. During an emergency surgery I had, I vaguely remember (and had it confirmed) in a semi-lucid moment that I asked for something to drink or ice chips and the anesthesiologist said they couldn't and I asked him if he could just spit in my mouth or on my lips. He's three drivers in one Dat lead Singletons are much easier than litters. When they get a chance to climb around over each other, they will often stimulate each others bowel and urinary functions getting poo and pee all over each other, where normally mom would just lick them to make them potty and clean it right up.. ha. Baths. Baths everywhere. Holy shit it worked What's so great about counterganks? I've never really understood that. ... So you have to put both of them in AAAAAAHHHH DDDDOOOOO YYYYYOOOOUUUUUU SSSSMMMMMMMEEEEEEELELELELELEL.....WHAT THE ROCK....IS.....COOK-ING!? One of the baristas at the local Barnes & Noble is also training to be a hair stylist. One day I come in and she is rocking a Skrillex haircut! The fabled pink elephant!! I still can't replicate this for some reason In your haircut pic you posted a couple of months ago, you are wearing the doily again! so did your dad.... It looks so wrong looking at him without the arrow Redskins just made 80 yards in 2 minutes of game time the picture with the hello kitty stickers ?! how can it be the same person ?! Which secret walls? Can you show me? lol @ butt hurt Texans in this thread. Every single post in this subreddit is fake but when it involves Texans there are 100 comments saying so. Even the next highest comment is threatening to unsubscribe. Amazing how ignorant a single state can be. But how could he see in his wallet What's the difference Oh shit! Don't breathe man. It kills the atmosphere! You mean... custom games? Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope... They added him to the banner at the top of the page If this is somehow impossible for you to believe in the possibility of then we haven't been watching the same show. I think I'm finally in love again Thanks! I don't even know how much its worth. I never looked since I just assumed I'd never get it.... I guess I need to do my homework Maybe he saved your picture and google imaged searched it to find you online You thought 2 girls 1 cup was arousing? Um... Reset again? imagine if it gets stretched out Right holy shit He... wrote "Jimmy Kimmel Face" on a Spongebob graphic...? ...David Cross? I agree, especially about the no speed limit on cop cars. A fully modded Adder should be able to out run even a Lambo cop car from italy...in this game a slightly modded dodge charger can apparently do over 230mph and hit my car. But how could lee see what was in his wallet Factory2 and demonspawn were feminists? Hang on though. The soul isn't real, is it? Or is it? so if the Cowboys lose the skins will only be one game out of 1st place? That's a buzzard if I've ever seen one. I can't for the life of me imagine why one would be attacking a deer like that At first I was like Could it possibly be because I believe what I wrote? Works fine for me So many skins Is anyone else seeing Mulan's hair ss different colors? Brown and black. O.M.G. I think I just died a little I've never watched it so no spoiler for me. Your laziness could have killed you what in god's name is this game about This combines at least three of my bad phobias--heights, water, and frigging huge deep dark holes under the water. Looks like a spiders leg :) :D :O :P :( :x :s :0 :v o_O Wait, but isnt humor or rather whats funny also subjective? So how can humor be supposed to be funny when whatever is funny is up to perception? Think about what? Seeing dreams? wtf is going on!? Damn Looks like something out of a movie Ikr, I was just like "is he gonna do it? Experience to work for minimum wage? What if they get the Spellbook of Judgment of Equips? 156 facilities? I thought it was limited to like 20. Imbibe means drink How would being choked out for 10 seconds cause death? why? You're freakishly intelligent Oh snap, you're everywhere! I am playing Hackmaster right now and damn kels Find whatever that came from and kill it. You have an infestation. "When using a gravitation potion your world will invert rather than your character" Hello motion sickness Can't tell if bra or panties. I'm teaching in a school in S.Korea, and while tumblr in general is not blocked, this particular tumblr is blocked... now I have to know Gosh! That's some attitude... *Redacted for some reason* ¯\\( I believe I used to own a deck of cards called "Zwarte Piet"... ( Thought it was just some fan trailer or something *clicks link* On a second note, for whom is the pink pillow? I'm sorry, but where do you live? I had no idea. Youre an angel sent from heaven. Thank you so much. Vladimir looks so realistic Wow, I didn't know they played the Broncos in 2 weeks. in that case, I'm sorry for your loss. I can't imagine only using 60 gigs in a month. This makes so much sense now. Joel Schumacher is a genius I had such an amazing time on my New York trip and with the RAOA peeps who were able to attend. Thanks to Billy & Jella for planning (I know it's always tough coordinating a group of people). It felt surreal seeing people in person for the first time who I already am so close too. I missed those of you who couldn't make it & am looking forward to MOAR meetups! Highlights included: showing up to our hotel and having a bathtup in the living room This is the most interesting response Wow... do people older than 21 not have parents anymore? Herzog.... Sounds pretty horrific My Grandma's name is Li Huizhen... She passed away in 2007 though Rotten sausage in the garbage disposal. wow i was expecting one of those MS paint pics not something like that why do they need sources? >do people older than 21 not have parents anymore? Strangely enough, laughter wasn't on my mind at all, I was more like What a jump!! Wow, sounds. Impossible. Thanks! -- But how do you learn this stuff? Actually, it has the wrong DOB... Ma usa quella povera bestia come uno scialle? Una sciarpa? what if you used the gold to buy an item before refunding Oh god! I'd turn into a heimerdinger main Thanks Well if things in the background are smaller than in the foreground maybe not? Honestly, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be seeing. #9...wow, that's just...unsettling. .... Wouldn't that require them using a Honda engine....? No worries, just a friendly reminder. Though I shouldnt really reddit at work. Dude, tone down the fonts I see you. In 6 years and the Mime random being my first random event, I've never heard of this before. Er, didn't you do an AMA yesterday No Can someone explain to me why there is a Halo shotgun in the upper left corner? At first I was like meh, indie polish sounds dubious. And then I was like holy shit they are getting clever everyday... impossiable to report now ... Why are you answering that for elementalist467? Yeah maybe but i think we get Muzen before wukong so we wait a month for hel what the fuck was clogged? I mapped with RightArm a few times, dude is absolutely nuts. Him and his crew have the most insane gear... their blood rage reave builds melts shrine piety in seconds. The baby looks like Todd Wow!!! Holy fuck. > I don't remember what I typed in but it definitely wasn't... that. wtf yeah I had to play 10 placement matches this season when I was gold last season so I have no idea what they're talking about I'm a Californian at UO now... never seen so much water come out of the sky in such a short time 10,000 pearls? Through 5 generations, 15 years and 649 Pokémon, Noivern is the first primary Flying type! > “Nice war paint, officer.” He licked his lips as he stared up and down Turma’s body, but she knew it was not lust that drove him, but tactics: he was checking her for weapons and gauging if he could draw his first.I didn't know the possibility of a charr fancying a norn would be such a common thing that it requires clarification in this instance... How you remeber to do this is beyond me Neither do I. But I do have the internet and I heard there's a way around it. The People's Liberation Army??? I see three tendons So then, I guess she's allergic. where's the pics? YOU KNOW WHY Male ferrets are so big > As a brown person who has been trying to work up the courage to cosplay as a white character... Me and my 8 year old daughter need to have a talk. It's her ipad... Extended? Well Dr. said she is already measuring at over 7lbs I actually stopped at this one. 5'10 with a 148 and you like pow W-what do you mean *him*?...( "Seen a lot of you lately." Creamed so hard to this just now Not as far as the people at the top of the thread Looks a lot like Larvitar's face actually. Even the brown pattern and the eye I know we're all emotional over the song....BUT... someone in the comments actually wrote "i literally cry every time" i thought that was just a joke. Yeah, that's pretty wtf alright. How the fck am I going to be able to prepare!? I can only maybe get through 4, with a couple fries. I can't even fathom how someone could put back that many That video has given me more questions than answers This turned dark quickly Miley?! My buddy was already 2 sets of 3 coals deep when I got to his place and he was like it barely has any flavor and I did a soft pull and was like It was like watching a mentally disabled kid get choked to death.. It's hard to see him as a monster when he has seemed so incapable of understanding whatever the fuck has been going on around him He gave birth? Mind = Blown..... Some "Purists" believe that this was not SE's intention, and everybody who does it will be banned. Was he making it impossible for the Eclipse to get out, blocking a driveway or sidewalk, or is it just a legal thing (can't face that way)? Yay no Government. I'm going to speed on my way to work. Wait... I work for government It looks hungry! Kick has a really obvious animation, though Do your have the Link in your laptop? Or was it your design? I'm more interested in the antigravity power of the photo... Yeah, i thought same, maybe she was waiting for rescue, but luckily before i mined rocks, it tried to attack me, so i could start killing and even with silver sword, it did 2-3 damage to it As a FTB player who only has basic understanding of FTB... Watching this just makes me want to give up. Basically, "doesnt fix core problems, doesnt fix core problems, dunno have to try it, oh nice trinity nerfed" The nook is the only way my bf gets to sleep close to me. You... can have sharpness V on an axe? Wow this is beautiful! I'm talking about PCB routing at ghz+ speeds. I wouldn't want to do that for a job and if you think that's bad. wait until you hear that crafters won't get to participate in PVP! Oh what the fuck Wha...Murlocfutter..whaaaa Holy tapdancing Daleks Wait, people have claimed there weren't any sasaengs there... even though there's photographic evidence? Well to be fair, I only played for about an hour. Half that time, I was trying to figure out how to do..... Well anything Lol. I had no freaking idea what the hell the medic gun was so I was pissed when it didn't kill anyone......... Higher ranking officials than the president? I'm sorry, but how could you have "countless hours of debugging" & not check if your configuration matches the production config? How did he take the picture? For the record, I'm still baffled as to how they got their paws on a roll of paper towels. There wasn't even one in the area they're allowed to play in. >.> I've been riding horses my whole life. I'm a trainer and I give lessons... I had no idea posting a photo of something that defines a great deal of my life and something that my life completely revolves around was a cliche... You made me snort... I never snort What? He looks like some sort of *berry.* This actually sounds like what I have to do sometimes, depending on the stimulation happening. It's just because suddenly everything is super super incredibly sensitive, and continued stimulation can actually be a little painful. If you're using clit stimulation to bring her to orgasm, this could DEFINITELY be the problem. I kinda 'taught' my husband what to do with me... it's mostly about leaving the clit ALONE at the point of orgasm and right after. Too sensitive. Don't touch it. It's like being tickled for someone who hates it...but times 100. You might try changing your focus at the moment of orgasm from clit to IV, or wherever she would want it. That way you can still be involved in the orgasm without causing her to have to pull away. Because, seriously, when I used to have to pull away, it wasn't because I wanted to... haha. It's almost involuntary, and I'll flail a little if he doesn't let me get away. Wait that's what we all want... fuck i might've done damage to my teeth then Pedró! ( I was like "those two look normal" and then the last one I was like I really wish I had not been eating meatloaf when I read this. As a subscriber to this subreddit... your name looked awfully familiar when this came up on my front page. And yet, you put 10k a month into a SC2 team are you from team rocket?! I can't find it Uh, okay. I've never heard of that. NEVER READ THE COMMENTS I certainly hope it isn't fucking In what way are tarantulas dangerous? The idealistic goals of people advocating a heavily state-steered market and those who want to leave other people alone while doing their own thing are the same? I feel like just inhaling while viewing the picture will make me sick I was saying it more like "he DID get gold I don't want to see pix of piercings on craig's list... wait. HAC's can do L4's wow Ok i give up. Wat is that? It looks like a jedi posing like the statue of liberty holding a light saber, jerkin' it What is that thing in the room above her? What wrench? Oh, and my mother will also do things like specifically request one of us to make a particular dish and bring it to dinner. In the interim, she will mention at least a couple times about how much she's looking forward to this dish. Then, when we arrive with dish in hand, she'll exclaim, "What is this?! My menu is all planned, I didn't tell you to bring anything. Take it home!" This doesn't happen every holiday, but often enough for us to be like Its called Maker Viktor for me Cobble is banned My stomach totally dropped when I opened that. I seriously hate heights. You... are paid commissions on making AoE2 maps? i thought jesus was born every christmas and died every easter. many many years later, i learned that my niece thought the same thing! must run in the family... >Also the fact the man lied to the police about how many people he hit at different times is also another red flag. Well next time I feel scared for my life, I should kill instead of calling the cops?? What are those that was over a year ago Wow, so umm am I totally lame for not realizing it was THE mysterious "M"? So you want to break the game but you don't want it to break? Dude, your little intro was 1/3 of the video. Maybe he needs to sacrifice 8 people? Just to pick out one phrase from your post: her idea of the way one should treat a baby is to slap it repeatedly across the face? 3 million!?! at least wait a few days to repost Yes, but would that really cause the errors we're getting here? TIL at the age of 17, they're not called gardener snakes. Has anybody noticed how Pokemon from other gens are taking over the pokedex pretty fast 780 resist! oh my god that's fucking amazing #### Well thats good he wont hold some sort of grudge towards Shizu's former fraccion. But I dont know if Auron would accept an offer like that At TI3 he was raping hardcore with weaver im not... the only one Captain America, Stark, Tesseract, Gamma Radiation, Hydra, Thor and Loki references in the first 20 minutes.... Buy a gun Oh and those are his two Vellux blankets that he enjoys ripping to shreds... We really need to get him a blanket we can wash. I don't blame em'. Iono. She was legit crazy. HOLY SHIT! I have a friend who played with a similar setup for CS, albeit a few differences in bindings. If you're seeing birds, you should get your eyes checked I'M WORKING A WEIRD SHIFT TYPE THINGIE FOR WORK THIS WEEK WHICH ISN'T REALLY THAT BAD BUT I'M STILL WAITING ON MY ASSIGNMENT FOR THE NIGHT AND IT'S 9:30 AND I GET UP AT SIX TOMORROW FOR CLASSES YAYAYAY NO. Whaa? The link works for me. Um i think you meant 4 GP/10 not 4 gp per second... That would be dumb op The twins part... is that real? Wow, I remember seeing a piece like that in my grandparents house. By any chance is this house you recently acquired in Illinois black people get internet now? Dat username 1 point... and gold? Is there some kind of puzzle game or something that uses mechanics like this? There has to be. I want to solve puzzles that start with a motor and end with a working clock or something. Hopefully it'll at least lighten it up a bit so you can color over it. You could also try dawn, shampoo and vitamin C. I agree with you though, color oops smells like molten ass You had a very dark mind as a child. Deutan and Protan are very far apart There used to be a creepy kid in my middle school that did that. He asked a group of girls if he could draw them as Ponies from MLP, they said yes, and he drew them in like....MLP porn form I work alone in the stockroom. OMG if Arcanine has a mega evolution I might pass out in excitement, AND OMFG HOPEFULLY WAKE UP ON THE 12TH I can do 3 TF if that makes it better? Now that's scary... B...but new Gregor looks heaps baddass though! Even new jersey is like this Could you plink dash with Wolverine in vanilla? I keep thinking it was a nerf to his mobility. That zoom Oh my god Right, Does this work in windows...cause I would rather use this than fraps Aw- wait, what? Why am i still watching this 2 minutes in?..... ***Vitamin*** D, that is. Eating "asshole dirt" somehow sounds nicer than eating "asshole poop" Would you rather have the lag/freezing issues at launch? So do you say "I duckduckgo it" or "I duckduckgoed it"? Or "I duckduckwent it"? For sure, the results are great and I just don't know about the pricing... didn't think the foam would be that friggin expensive By God, Capricorn... *Picninc* and *Stalker*? Dungeon Crawls? "The fuck you call me?! Mountains, chocolate, big financial institutions, penknives and people fighting "the Abzockerei". Why do you ask? You.......have a Blade. No no no... wow.. that's really great man Wow, is 1.6b4 really that stable? I mean, enough to run on production? There's quite a few Tims in this league I think I'm in love they tell you that? The savings are quite amazing Why would you do that? Amazing shield Holy fuckin' sweet-snapping duckshit!! I could almost feel my fingers being shredded...for fucks sake any musicians need not watch this fucktard..... I never said he couldn't have one :P There are hella empty buildings in Talanon, and i'm not even finished with the capitol building yet Are you Bitcoin Jeesus? WTF?? Fiducia?? Jeez, your FOV hurts my eyes Are we reading the same thing? relevent username did the same yesterday. but i did land on my fuel tank I think we won't get an other god before wukong. We have hel and i don't think Hirez release a new model every weeks. We see you. Wut so bee god before wukong? Because five chapters long talk no jutsus and flashbacks aren't enough already ? Any suggestions on where to start? I did a search for "70s era modern art" and got pictures of carpet Are they shopped in any way? They look SO good! Oh this reminds me. As a bloke with a beard, you get a lot of little kids looking up at you all You're not doing too god with this leadership stuff are you? You've gone raidable / been betrayed so many times 15.5 neck and 49/46 chest/waist....... Sorry Used golden cookies to get to 26Quad, and just got my first 66quad chain. Went from ~30Quad to 100+ I mixed up the first and second lines and thought you said "Character gets knocked up" for a moment cant spell penis without ESPN (and I) ... Riris is listed on their website, however, for some reason MakNooN isn't the giant/big show beating hulk hogan for the WCW heavyweight title by disqualification ( Wut link? ... What the hell happened to this sub Soccer for some reason how can you possibly justify GS over Bama.. Look at all the upvotes Ohholyfuckingwow Feel you! 50 keys here..... i still stalk his id!! okay i know nothing about sizes or visually ascertaining from photos, but I just looked up women's sizes a while ago, and the only pic i could find with full proportion information was of a woman that was 5'4", 140 lbs., pants size 8 and I would never have guessed that she (fully clothed) was above 120 lbs., based on typical weight standards. I'm getting really irritated by corporations hamfisting a dichotomy between grotesque bonewomen from the fell Abyss (no offense to yall; pls don't stab me with your bare hands, Android 18-style... hehe 5:40 - That suicide bloodstone chain This almost reads like a manual for what NOT to do when starting up your own drug empire. Used his own eponymous gmail account without proxies and wiped his VPN records from a direct connection from home? Posted code to stackoverflow for help with debugging with his real name attached to the account? So, it takes days to die this way? So they are one week between wukong and muzen? So you met on a dating website, he wants to date, you don't but you're blowing up his phone? What did I miss?? ( What is that spray!? EQ2 is that demanding? Sometimes I forget that there are people in this world that look like this. Then I suddenly realize at the same time, that there are more of them than there are of people who look like me Jesus, 90% didn't use it Yeah is in artwork is handsome but in game Or maybe the minions look like small versions of Mercury Growing up, I was really good friends with my next-door-neighbor. One day she told me in passing that sometimes she uses binoculars to look into the houses of the people who live around her and I was like Kicked out? 9000%. What a profoundly unpleasant person he sounds like Ah yes, I remember that name. Back in Seattle had a friend who hit in her hands, and at the time the exchange they only had 28g half inchers and 30unit 5/16, so if you wanted the small ones you had to fit the sludge into 30 units.. syrup I can't stop staring at it. It's like a tiny galaxy DAFUQ. That took.... quite a turn how did you do this Did he have brain damage or anything? I have seen some pretty amazing albums. So..your not even his best friend, but he's yours? I made a spreadsheet myself. But his 3D graph is really awesome Still quite amazed by this fact though. I mean, it's London! Yeah, because Africans should be grateful to white people for anything. Oh, please mister white man, thank you vewwy vewwy much!! this is a terrible story to read at 7.5 months pregnant That glorious beard! I must admit your beard is the only one I actually like Man, if someone were to gift me lingerie and footwear, I would be in some kind of heaven. What do you mean by "their"? How often is Schefter wrong though WOOOHOO!! It looks so different!! Wizard isn't in the dungeon, he's in underground * That is super strange Kerbin looks amazing ! This is fucking scary, and somewhat mind-boggling as well... I used to be addicted to opiates and if I couldn't get anything good enough (i.e. high-dose oxycontin, vicodin, morphine, etc) I would resort to buying a bottle of Tylenol 1s from the pharmacy and taking anywhere between 15 and 30 of them in one sitting. I once took 40 and did end up pretty sick from that. I do have liver damage from all of this, but the more I learn about acetaminophen toxicity the more astounded I am that I actually survived, considering I did this shit on multiple occasions. All those ping pong balls! that's the wrong way? ... TIL... ...more Waltception. Holy shit. Just played a game that never happened I preferred TS1 too, but I still believe that it was delicious Hilariously, I found that I'd already been engaging in them prior to reading it. Can anyone link a direct download source? On the Nidalee-Pic...I red the word "Manko" which means something like Pussy in Japanese. My apologies, as I did not see that post, they asked about the same fate too? Thats crazy actually PURPLE. FIRE. really? there were 3 people here I always assumed this just happened automatically upon the consumption of pizza Pretty classy :D mind showing layers? Well that's ONE way to break a no-no What state? exact location i thought of Shopped or not, she's gross. Civ4 multiplayer and dick amputations in one post... yea. I finished the 2nd game in 16 hours. I didn't even realize... You can't expect us to come back to the real world I'm not entirely certain--I do ancient Near East and Bible. PUMPKINS ARE THE BEST So... what's up with the worm's trap *teal moustache* on the jungle? Thanks! I accepted it online and it seems to have worked there, but then I still had the invite in game, so i accepted that as well and it gave me an error saying I needed an invite to join a private crew. Hey, I'd love to get in on this! I've been storing Perfect Oranges since I got the game in June Why would you stay in the same league? Oh god. So you've experienced the best of both worlds, so to speak. A *stop* sign? What the fuck? Wow, that kind of sucks. I ordered a Keycool-22 numpad from them and it was in my hands 14 days later; kinda cheap packaging but the box was (surprisingly) unharmed and everything was as described on the site. I'm glad I didn't have to test their support Wow. If this isn't just a gag post, I hope you'll come back and follow us up on this, preferably with a conspirator taking video for you. I actually zoomed it in manually...until it started zooming in by itself.... Huh - well I just went to look and apparently none of them I'm everywhere That's incredible. I have a friend who's a vet tech, and her handle on the gecko forums we belong to is "thatgirl". subtypes get leaderskill bonuses too? If there's someone prettier than you, I haven't found her yet. that's one vicious Squirtle.... Except that they haven't I've heard! But... what the fuck is the... "more than prototype your family" means fucking nothing to me My whole life has been a lie do you mean flair? There's another way to cook rice that doesn't involve boiling it in water like pasta? That's how my family have cooked rice our entire lives... Agreed, trying to pee like that sucks. But so many guys have mentioned the split streams, and I've never had a problem with it. I'm uncut so that could be it, but I don't see how. I had to learn that shit fast when I was in P.E. in 6th grade. I use to actually flip it down next to my inner thigh instead of up when I had pants on.... I dont see anything wrong with that picture. Type "shy girl" sure, but pretty and not blundery at all "Normal" A different phone (or at least different case) in every selfie I swear I almost dated this girl. I lurk at school. HIiiiiiiii! :D Stop following me. They're...green. imagine he did a mask clearing I second that His... hands get webbed in the summer? What is going on in this thread? Hanging up on telemarketers. Actually feels kinda good. Germanic Czechs? so basically i am right about riot being overly nice to players. that being said ranked play is a competitive environment and maybe suicidal persons might not want to get involved in such stress... especially since there's a mode called normal/draft that doesn't have tiers Make his face red and he'll look like the Red Skull Heh, I forgot I had gold....I haven't been on reddit/irc/skype/internet much lately, I need to change that Tedious. Monetarily inconvenient. Uncomfortable. I HATE HATE HATE pads. I use panty liners during heavier periods, and am THRILLED to not have to use them anymore when that ends. Whoa they have a heli operation now?! Picture of you and Scarra Orteil is watching us 14 team league and you got Lynch, Spiller, T-Rich and Dez? So much stuff, like being in a crowded room where I can hear all of the conversations but can't make out the detail of any of them And here I was self-conscious about my quarter shaft. Damn, dude. 140 Minuten für ein MP3 Album? What's his "little monkey" supposed to be? 100 duck-sized horses. When I lived on a farm, we had ducks - and those things are *mean*. They put the fear of god into me as duck-sized ducks, never mind *horse* sized Oh... So they are... How? Glad to see another option for Robots at the 177 pt mark, yes? peppers, roller coasters, reddit Can you...like ...pretend its a whale blow hole in the bath? Like can you shoot water upwards with it? Almost done training for our 2.0 Talwar doctrine.... Flying a good thorax seems so far away (just been flying logi in those fleets) so she's a cunt for pointing out that a certifiable nutcase is trying to give HER advice on how to act? I very much dislike issues like that. I'm always glad they are fixed, it it's something I think about when I never knew what the problem was. ( The thing is that a lot of people really think that Obama is a muslim (and that this means that he's a piece of shit -somehow? Dude. Holy sweet christ. I just hooked a 9.6v to it, the ROF is higher than most people with LiPO. Futuristic, very visibly divided city from poor end to rich end. Can humans get infected by those? Why? I live in Central Florida and have yet to go to Disney. It seems so daunting! You're using Nintendo consoles as ornaments... You could play Mr. Jack with a bottle of Jack You got pretty damn lucky if you still have your char what in the name?? I have some questions here: Why was that girl at the woods? Why did she have that creepy doll and why did she point at it? Why did she have no eyes, why was she injured in the first place? What happened to her before? Why did she choose to kill those people or tell him when order in which they will die? Also, why did OP see her? Why did he see her in the mirror? Why are you saying we should look in the mirror, that's just creepy dude.... You've had it for that long, and yet yo only clock 1680 hours? You want something that has enough explosive power to destroy a tank... flying back towards you? I gave out the prizes to the winners a long time ago grammar? Relevant username, huh.... ... Username relevant? Well, if you're really a challenger in 3v3 you shouldn't be so easily banned out. I know me and my friends have had a 5 winning streak with just Nasus + Vlad combo and a utility jungler of any kind. After that 5 games we got placed in Silver V and first game after that they banned Nasus and Vlad. Of course they couldn't know they would play us again but just because there wasn't many teams queuing (is that how you spell it? Do youuuuu go to DMACC would LE really make a name that obvious though? Wow sounds like you really fell head over heels with the Jinx concept Did not see the Dragon typing coming. Wait, you like.. melt rounds into something bigger? Hey, /u/tarynevelyn , I think I know what school you go to! Really? The tutorial only took me a hour. People levitate? Last time I checked the only difference was the processor which was clocked .1GHz higher. Might have been an unreliable source though. Anyway: Who needs 1900x1080 pixels on a 7" screen? What the hell did I just watch So Pokemon can mega evolve at level 20. I work as a Barista. The one thing that really gets to me, is when people don't know what size drink they want after ordering. There is a huge line, the next customer walks up and confidently orders an iced tea. "What size?" They act as though I flipped the world on it's fucking head when I ask. "Oh geez... This looks like fun and oh my god the grand prize ohhh thank you, i didnt know about this wiki, i was looking at wikia one sounds like me Don't. if tsm is going to make a change I think the best would be regi as coach, turtle back mid and doublelift with xpecial bot. then mancloud to clg with nien down to ad and link top with rest same. dunno what vulcun does though What no. I'm from north carolina, it's true. Where do you live? Of course it was a one time thing. Nobody want's multiple penis enlargements; God forbid you'd end up with mount kilimanjaro in your pants That was my first though. Your eyes look amazing Uffda... We can't go back I expected the No/Yes ratio to be pretty high but not 99/1! God damn I died in hell on my 666th run lets not let weeden run play action within the 5 ever again I just bought this exact model on Amazon. Wish me luck. Oh wow, I thought it was always at level 12 ALL STARS is back ... what have you exposed me to?!?! Eh, everyone's taste buds are different. Mod can make a difference too. Everything was "ok" until I switched over to cartos, then I went "sweet mother of bacon... these juices are epic. AUUUGGHHHH????????? Wow, I eat mostly vegetarian *sometimes vegan please don't kill me!* and I poop at least 3 times a day > I looked up Zineth and it looks trippy and weird. I wanted to take this exact same photo... that exact same day 3 months Like I said on the 'Stix, I can't help but be so weirded out by this. That CPU fan is slanted Yes, or Electromagnetic Federation of Fiends they are wide as fuck though. Gratz on lvl100 in 4months You came for the band? I was reading some more comments here and it seemed like the Canadians are all getting downvoted. So the mother scanned it and uploaded it? Things like cops trying to get a conviction regardless if you're innocent or not makes you happy to be american? Ok, I can understand that someone could get bored at Google... But to then seek excitement at a financial firm? Just got back from Gravity and it was BEAUTIFUL and BRILLIANT! A must see in IMAX 3D if at all possible. I felt the same way when the credits started rolling... just WOW! Yikes. People return the question but don't wait for the reply? I don't even know what to make of that behavior. It says the following on her homepage: "Merle's award winning performance as the voice of Alyx Vance was one of the catalysts to the games world-wide popularity." Or maybe you're lying, saying that he's lying What i'm doing here? Seems like someone's downvoting your every comment.. It's been a year, already? 2 months ago I got a new PC, this made it crash for the first time. Jesus fucking christ... 'Aitch', the H is silent... I know... Hear, hear. I'm thoroughly confused as to why the comment has upvotes (9 up, 2 down, at time of writing). I couldn't even hazard a guess as to which part the poster and upvoters thought was editorialised? Very strange to see this on the 5'oClock new wtf Yes I have had diaherra That is one really weird bundle Holy shit! That...... is actually completely valid and something I'd never considered Love the big tits and skinny waist > even on carries Is it just me or does it look like Quickshot has extremely long arms? taric lost his penis shell ugh, those speaker terminals Well, it sort of felt that way since I worked on it off and on from about midnight to 7am How is it determined that one is born sterile? Damn, the first two are only ten bucks apiece on Steam. Is "ads" the proper pronounciation of AIDS? "You gave me ads..you gave me ads..." WTF I wish I could see this who would have thought For some reason I fancied a coffee today. I never drink the stuff. I've had three large ones today, with milk and sugar (don't judge me, it's my first time) and I'm bouncing off the freaking walls holy crap i am playing on a 32" inch screen and i never felt i had a disadvantage to others Those soulless eyes Where the fuck are the tow hooks I believed you before you said you had a girlfriend Ugh, that's so awkward for me and my friend group as well, who just like to hang out and LAN most weekends. Kinda scared now ** Seizure inducing So that's the guy. damn A trend that's also arising here in Germany... Pretty much.. I watch my disc land, and then when I go to look for it in the exact spot it lands, it just doesn't seem to be there? I swear there is an invisible disc devil moving my discs, but I just come to the conclusion that my disc rolled like a mudderfugger. That's prolly what the disc devil wants me to think This is a butt? So much interlacing! ... Genital migration? What's wrong with having a pond next to the Retail store? want to peel Total honesty: I have no friends in real life and rarely leave the house. This is my only source of socialization. I am also addicted to Amazon and making people happy. I feel like I'd be a very socially deprived, sad, boring person if it wasn't for my daily RAoA activity. Have you never played an MMO? Does anyone ever remember a BiS item selling for the amount of gold people made leveling, in any MMO? This is horrible (entitled) logic you are using. When I first read your post I thought "poop/shower/makeup/dress" all happened at the same time I used to get these booger-like things in my tonsils, but stones??? I got my first Curvy Kate earlier this week. I went down a band size because everyone says to do that, but even so, I did not expect a 34 band (which I should not be physically able to fasten) to be so comfortable. Those big eyes ... What's the reasoning behind that? One m8 had to uninstall pando media booster! I was in shock! I actually did goto my room for a bit (no not to do that you perves) wonding wtf to do. I finally decided, fuck this, its my place Im not scared of a bunch of girls! So I went out and did what I usually did after work, a bit of whiskey/vodka, sad down and watched some TV. Just happened to be filled with teens in swimsuits that day. How did this even happen? O god I was right next to him I've watched the Ooh mama episode on shrooms.... Stuck. MORRIS Hello, i have some sort of the same problem only both accounts are my own That is adorable. She picked a cat with 6 toes on each paw TIL churros are really just sandy dicks Feral cat colony ( MiB's ultimate goal is to kill Jacob. For that, he'll try to make sure that all the chain of events (including manipulating Ben and using Locke) occurs. Waking up Jack is the first step that leads to these future events. Who do you think is Christian if it's not MiB ? Yeah... so much "AND ALL THE IMPORTANT SCIENCE-Y STUFF HAPPENS IN THIS LITTLE BLACK BOX THAT NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LOOK IN. FOR REASONS Was 3.0 really that bad? I still haven't seen it, and as a hardcore fan, I loved the changes in the plot tone and characters up through 2.22 I don't even have 25k yet Yeah, I was going to get that pizza out of the fridge to eat it, but at that thought.... maybe not She and I share the same birthday?? Little guy? Have you ever SEEN DEATHWING INGAME ON WOW? how does this chair work The Hunger Games!? The last game I played was Civ 5, so... I'm not sure Whoa, hi guys! Woah *He looks at his empty hand like this I used to do this, then my duna lander ended up on moho Level 2 shouldn't take that long Source? I've always thought they were the green dots ( That looks like it hurts I'd like to point out that OP's level 37 Clawitzer is in a battle against a level 63 Clawitzer. Is this real?!? SO ADORABLE I would never say that to my SO Oh cool. What does it do? Holy crap it's beautiful I had not realized I wanted the Stila eye foils How did you obtain one The guy he spawned look an awfull lot like a Cloaker Either way... At some point you gotta be his You allow headbutts in sparring matches? ...why? We've come a long way, haven't we? Waking up to the epic introduction music String orchestra to electronic rock to master yi cosplay to naked cellist.... The one with Ashe at least has been happening for a while.. coming to think of it the Sona one too.. Im not sure if it happens more often now or if people just started to notice I played for u of t ama This is called no-gi bjj if anyone is interested. The thing he is pulling is inverted guard, but I've never seen it maneuvered around like THAT I could stare at these forever... Holy crap, I saw that trainer tip when I was playing Pokemon FireRed today Har inte tänkt så långt faktiskt. wtf interview is this ? In what world are kassadin and rumble safe picks? We have a winner There's a lot of veterinary clinic posts today. This makes me feel sad for all vets and their clinicians oh my god. 3 weeks?! I am so not ready Seriously, I see you two everywhere Xpecial's face doe he's talking about his overall feelings towards the world finals. he says he loved the intro (op) and the games, thus he's opening dialogue about the entire thing, FMleague then began to talk about how the games were dissapointing. what am i missing here Professor Umbridge is real and she has a web site. I actually stopped at a red light last night and as a pedestrian crossed I thought "It would be so easy for me to run him over right now....." Can you make him hold block 36 or falling sand? That's gotta do something.... sounds sexified, im serious about three sisters riding me... Wasnt Greenland fairly simple with the Necroa one? I do believe you could just send a horde to greenland and completely annihilate it.. or am I mixing something up? I didn't because who doesn't know what the Center for Disease Control is Everyone has this tattoo Who doesn't know what OOP is Oh god all the other creatures of those series holy shit good eye That cat is regal Millbee What game is this I dunno. I didn't do like, any of this stuff being mentioned. I've never followed sports, I wave at everyone, I don't talk about having huge genitals....and I used to blend in with a bunch of combat arm soldiers Either that is a small basketball or a *really* **big** Great Dane... Until I confessed to a complete inability to decipher their texts, my parents. Climb through a window? the image is gone? Oh yeah, I backed into Wave 3 shipping because I hesitated when Wave 1 had a few openings left lol. Somehow didn't see Wave 2 (( The spectator mode part looked gorgeous Am I judging beauty? I was saying as a Man who does a lot of exercise I also like women with a good trained body. Jesus, I didn't know that I'll meet so much butthurt people on the subreddit. I was sharing an opinion, not a statement. He gave himself gold Mother of paintings Boobs: the hypnotoad of the female anatomy And at only 1 influence? This was really good. *Deus looks at her like this Holy shit. That ping I have never told anybody my age, city, or height. For some reason I feel like that safely shrouds me in anonymnity. About things that I wish people would stop asking me about which one? Why the fuck do you have Cisse? You spelled re spawn wrong Most rescues I've encountered it is standard for any new homes (for dogs) foster or forever to be subject to a home check, I would consider one that didn't to be suspect. Our local RSPCA shelter does it, both the rescue charities I raise money for do it and all the ones we were looked at before we got our pup clearly stated home checks were part of the adoption process, I didn't realise it wasn't common Spooks is a slang for government operatives... I just hope you know that and are being funny The hell is the context of this image? Ah we have already a date for this change? Reward? I wonder what messed up cultures and societies many of these top replies come from... Also, really honest portrayal of other real world stuff - like racism, differences across generations, women and men not being tied to stereotypical roles, grey areas of warfare, moral grey areas, ... The first one was faked on a soundstage in Houston. The second one is real! This is an excellent idea for a competitive shooter. Battlefield with portal guns. ( Holy hell... MINDGASM Holy crap /r/NoContext It's not unusual for 10 year olds to be having sex? what doesn't make sense is that there is only one season 3, so what event will they ever re-release it for? Yay for Daft Punk and Glitch Mob. Also, holy hell, you're 13? Maybe her husband is a cat. 2,670,000 cookie clicks? oh my goodness, you are relentless about those yoga pants!! That would be absurdiculously good A B&M near my work actually sells an "iVape" that vibrates when you use it Wait. When did using an exclamation mark and equal sign become not equal to? That was the weirdest thing since the Hidey-Hole Paradox. does that look like water to you? Maybe he was trying to outrun death Off-topic: 1031 SPM? That's a lot! PLEASE GIVE ME THAT CRATE once... I'd join, but my character is currently AFK. ...BLUE WAFFLES.... I am having trouble imagining how one could avoid some *serious* pedal strike issues on a real trail. Seems like you could launch yourself over the downslope side pretty easily at some point or another. I enjoy getting in and out of there without ever being seen. I'm like a ghost. (~ it also Sword of the occult. i got suddenly one shot by a wukong when he had 200 ad at lvl 7 I believe you. We had a mini French poodle we got from a close family friend (turns out his daughter is allergic to dogs), and some years later my dad ended up getting me a kitty. Sure enough, the dog took to her like a puppy, letting her suckle her teets, and even ended up producing milk for the kitty. Apparently when dogs feel something "biological" like that they can start lactating Not sure there were nearly as many environmental endocrine disruptors back then. Or that we should be subjecting human beings to concentration camp conditions. I... I know WHO YOU ARE! When I hear of a kitty named Sunshine, I imagine an orange, or white/orange colored cat. Not... Not black. First time I've seen it. Epic its amazing So many deleted comments Yeah I got 50 from one slime. It was much larger than a dungeon or mother slime. About king slime size. I only saw it cause it lit up the whole cavern it was in. Freaked me out and i went 'Ohhhhhh that's new Yes. And I was confused. Is that... the Z legendary? Paychecks come in the hundreds You had me until the "one ball hanging out" thing. Look out, you are gonna get a lot of creepy PMs from guys who like cute Russian chicks! Them be his "I fear molestation" eyes Oh god, here comes their offense. Oh god, here comes our special teams Where did this 1/3 2/3 come from? Yeah it's undignified to make a three person human but snorting coke off a prostitute is fine with most politicians. o_O ... O_o ... In "Spy and Pyro, Working together" Thing, I thought the demoman flipped the bird at the killfeed. thats close to $50/day which is about 6+ dollars an hour... Dude the match were in the morning i would have prefer to wake up at 6 AM and look at them instead of looking at it until 4' oclock. They put the best time zone they could to cover the entire globe. Because in case you didn't know THIS IS WW AND WE DON'T LEAVE AT THE SAME HOUR EVERYWHERE If that's the case, you should probably black out the kills in chat, shouldn't you? Also, why is it required That's an iguana and this is exactly what I was thinking Oh lol I thought there were episodes that I could watch There's more than seven colors in the world... It'd certainly convince me my daughter only a couple of years ago when she was five laying on the floor writing a letter to Santa says matter of factly, " You know mommy Santa knows everything, just like Jesus.......and the goverment." Properties provide more missions, that is the benefit of properties. You don't want more things to have fun doing in GTA? Is that an old car-phone antenna? Hang in there /r/nottheonion???? I heard a week before genius what the... my parents just moved there. cannot believe it HOW? That airport one would get you shot on a US flight! Who in the hell has 14 TD drives in the first 5 games that all were less than a minute? Interesting post You sound like you have the game... and know the relation already! That palette is one of my holy grail products. Good point. Didn't realize his ingredients cost so much. I guess that imported caviar really skyrockets the price. Ha ha, I didn't even notice that the white girl was a GIRL. I was too busy wondering why the hell someone was getting slapped with tits Hey. Can you elaborate on exactly how you get this 7m please? I looked it up and I couldn't find exactly how to get the 7m Whoa. I just finished that chapter on that line weird, at least in the supermarkets where I live you can only find Hass avocado So confusing That fucking clicking noise, man What if The 3 birds get mega evolutions... You can't be serious right? If this is true, I'm screwed AP Alistar was much more terrifiying tho.. just always banned gov workers get free paid vacation Reminds me of being on Cleverbot one time and it suddenly just addresses me by my name vibrator...dildo...WINE BOTTLE! This is AWESOME Wasn't being snarky Okay bro... The 74 guy just asked for 18 keys they make those Holy shit. Why would men care about hair on their nipples I'm gals you wrote a book on reddit I'm over here salivating Chiefs D has 30 points in my league right now Hubs and I don't drink, either. We're also not religious so we can't find friends at church. Neither of us drink coffee. I think we've shot ourselves in the foot here. How does this work without the bongwater freezing???? ...I got a copy for free at the Anime Boston swap meet a couple years ago. Pastor be like "DAMN NIGGA" Tell him when I was thirteen last year and how I don't play without it anymore. Worse feeling ever, and my pupils dilated and looked like Creepy... What amazing airline has this ... I'm listening to Mladic by GYBE and that headbob goes perfectly with their drum gallop at 11:15 into the song. Id love to see a high definition replay of that. Oh, I want that edition so much. Eva Braun & Company? Who was phone?! Cut from your taint to your vagina....... ( I wish i could get one. How do you make a game like this? Mag7 first round? Except for the ones trapped in a bottle for so long, they decide to kill the next person who opens it. But let the person decide how to die... That small waterfall looks like a person god that looks mean as hell.. Jesus Christ. That's impressive. Nice work. omg Payton has more touchdown than incompletion. I remember my mom having my brother and I go through catalogues and paper flyers to cut out exactly what we wanted for Christmas or our birthdays and taping them to construction paper to make our lists. I told my husband about it, and now he cuts catalogues/ flyers to make lists for me (in addition to digital Amazon lists). "Tearn Coast"? am I the only one who does find it at least a Little weird this game has like 2 forced tutorials? Is he low on iron?!?! How do you spend $100 a day on pizza for yourself HOLY SHIT DALLAS MADE A STOP It makes me froth at the mouth and clench my teeth so hard they feel like they are going to shatter...... Sophie has nothing to do with the eating contest though... Sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention to anything other than the boobs. That's pretty much my point, we had no response from his friend and since they played together to get to platinum, they haven't played together at all which is kind of strange when you get a large win streak like that Holy hell that card is about the same price as my whole rig My thoughts exactly. BAH GAWD THIS GAME 0.17% omg Rodney is the only one in my town who hasn't asked to leave yet I keep hearing this :( Is it really that bad? Is it going to ruin the show lol, im halfway in s3 and have loved it so far wtf changes People criticized him for that? There is something wrong with this photo. Look along the shadeline on the field. The players' bodies are disconnected... Oh my god, it's the first time I've seen one of these comments! So that's what everyone complains about. i think this was an act of chivalry, not an act that symbolized chivalry. First off, is this real?!?!? And if it is then is death allowed to be shown on the internet When I lived in Seattle, anything east of the Mississippi was the east coast; also, everything east of the Mississippi was paved over. This was not a joke. That's the dumbest shit I've ever read. For a student, you have a pretty big budget for a backpack Fuiste al chivas - america 97 and 98 were apparently made in MS Paint I actually I hope when they made wudu in the stream that they didn't put that water in their mouth Imagine playing 5v5 same champs on the 1v1 map Whats that Slightly less Cannot. Unsee. Then definitely still an element of Is... the one on the left named Scout? Because that looks *exactly* like my rat named Scout. This meme has reached critical mass! Is this the program that Eric Conn, self proclaimed Mr. Social Security I have't played since gold and silver. The one on the right is suspicious...it has to be the most feminine man's ass I've ever seen. OKC = OKCupid where I'm from Didn't realize Carl was a bunny at first, it was very confusing: "it wasn't uncommon for Carl to be out and about during parties, mostly just hangout on the couch for girls to pet him." wait what? one of the best adc and they put you mid? I'm positive that's a bug. God, I hope it's a bug, considering I spend most of my time playing on hardcore. You and I have similar taste when it comes to vaping, then (I'm not a fan of tobacco flavors either). So far I've tried Bee Sweet, Dolly's Blue Ribbon, Cat's Meow, Cuppa Jolt, Poseidon, Citrus Frost, Limerick, Love Potion No. 9, Rocket Blend, and Peachy Keen. **Cuppa Jolt** is actually pretty good. Usually I'm pretty wary when it comes to coffee-flavored juice since most of it has an overwhelming coffee taste -- but with Cuppa Jolt, the coffee flavor isn't exactly subtle, but it doesn't cover up the caramel and the sweet cream flavor. I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would. **Bee Sweet** is...interesting. You can definitely taste the honey and brown sugar, but the fig just barely comes through, and I can't taste the pear at all. It's a little too "sweet" if that makes any sense at all. And **Citrus Frost** is INCREDIBLY menthol-y, imho. You can taste the lemon and lime (I was expecting more of an orange flavor...), but dat menthol. Is anyone else getting the Spanish feed on NFL Network? I'm in SoMa and didn't feel a thing... me too! i'm not even that into diablo, played it for a month and never went back. I wonder how many of us there are What if they don't. What if they REALLY love it. Like more than any human should. I... was not. Is that literally a 100 round mag limited to 5? How weird would it be if the Jags won? that's not the video I was expecting Are you sure? It seems like the effect increases when I step out of the honey That music at the beginning freaks me out What club? He was not meant to be in the game!? I only knew about opening maps commands Off and on since 2001, same account MY FACE WHEN YOU QUOTE MY BLOG thanks...involuntarily? You're kidding right? 3 uses and then the key is done? what the hell microsoft The first autograph I noticed was Ironstylus' Those splits against Vortix Same Honestly his eyes kind of scare me That is the absolute cutest dress Holy sh*t, that's Maya from Scrubs lulz - come with me been 3 times, 2 slayer wep, one chest, berk wep and chest that's worse than eating dog In the viper truck community its actually considered bad mojo to remove the spoiler. It would appear that the folks that do remove the spoiler- roll the truck. I've got friends that wont even disengage the e-brake when the spoiler is off. What would you have them do, lie down and starve to death? 400$ Good god. Hmm.. aye, maybe they were spamming the invite thinger.. or the autoinvite thinger is spamming itself. And that was just training? What the fuck is this He's 37 Dat big titty asian lady I like this concpet but the 2 have a big cooldown Just googled. It doesn't seem like a wireless keyboard 3 or 4 buildings that spawn ghosts?? Which ones??? 29,000 Well.... damn The omelette is still there for me. 20k spirit wait has reapered changed position to mid now? Dont think its possible I'm not sure how you compare this to Miley Cyrus, Bieber, any other mainstream pumped out MTV bullshit. I'm an "old man" too in internet years and I haven't found one hiphop rap group that I've liked since the early 2000 but there's something about these guys. You don't like it fine. but surely they're a notch above Justin fuckin Bieber Nothing more dangerous than a man hopped up on rabies.... Good to know that works How on earth is it possible not to know things like these about the person you want to marry *before* you actually marry ? Mind. Blown! And, I'm done.. (( Excuse me but, who are you? I especially liked the part where "Stream down??" got spot 1 on frontpage and I believe became one of the most upvoted posts ever before it was (justifiably, the post was stupid I started reading and was like "I'm a mod? JUST APPLY How do you manage to lose like 100 million in a single venture !( I dumped going 70mph one day and one of my Steele toe doc Martin work boots came off! WERST TROL EVAR who says im not on meth What the... immage not available and every comment deleted? Am I the only one seeing this!? Mist you have a link. And how we get a patch after hel and before 16 october? Looks kinda muddled and low-res By the Blessed Sword +5 against dragons and wyrmlings that St George used to slay the Dragon... Seriously??? How the hell am I supposed to get higher rank , if the server is like that? Oops I'm an idiot I just realized it was a speaker I have an alternate idea...well...I'm also interested in...picking you up Genius. One of the comments said Hitler was trying to make the Jews legendary 5/6 eu you call not a single week in 2013 without issues "every now and then"? I agree dude. It's one thing to throw era specific aftermarket wheels on a car. It's another to put modern design HREs on a f40. You must be living in the jungle if you wear that much paracord. Thought this said velociraptor. I don't know how anyone would sensibly wear a velociraptor Could you tell me what happened then? I watched the gif about a dozen times, all I see is men running into each other and a dude in white stops running and looks around. Absolutely no idea what's going on. If only. He only charges when you're actually inking, so that's 27 hours of needles. I guess I should be better about posting the full piece so people don't freak out about the high count. It's pretty much twice the size of what you can see in these images. Honestly, that sounds like ridiculous effort to me.. like you could go do a job in the time it took you to do that and probably make some money extra Meh, Ive edited for proof. It usually either takes two minutes to start and loads all tabs (doesnt start videos tho, luckily..) or itll just load the last tab I opened and Id have to reload all the other tabs by clicking on them.. I dont really know what controls it, its kinda weird He did? The opposite for me, I don't know how anyone can be with people for a length of time and not feel some anxiety, or just get tired Based on the fact that he manages "the place"? Wow, I would absolutely die if someone said that to me! I had a little kid hug my leg once (guess he thought I was his mother) and screamed "mommy!" I was like no clue what that is Did the person survive? P:M Ness can PKShield-jump!? How about Voyboy??? OMG that is so awesome!!! When i google it it says the website may have been hacked? Who is that! WHAT THE FUUUCKKK This isn't a tip. This is a request It is supercharged "Small" claims? that dline Mine is sideways Wait, I'm pretty sure that's not him. Is there more than one? Coconut m&ms exist? Working at a tattoo shop. Can confirm today one artist did an infinity symbol.. and I shit you not there is a dream catcher taped to one of the transfer paper sheets. [1024x768]* my bad I did not know that the Zora became the Rito... She dresses you in the morning I didn't. They even say what Inception is right in the movie. "Nice W This bot has been assimilated"? Who's SA? You just linked to my rankings. Right... Wifey sounds awesome. He sounds like a child. I don't have any memories of not dressing myself You think the average person would understand this? ( Grammar Nazi messed up on grammar. OMG, what happened Wow. You're a god damned idiot. Oh wow! yeah the dust on the way down from that hill was terrible. what was the surfboard medal? I didn't know about that It isn't real food bro. The way the food stays "consumable" for as long as it does...I seen some shit, man. I seen some shit Ok... you are freaking me out... yes, I am... T. Sweet baby jesus are you kidding? I just bookmarked that to try making it. Gay tube..... "All on" i just read it...the fuck... did she REALLY just get attacked by being fingered HOLY SHIT that might be the stupidest thing ive ever fucking heard Well that took him long enough I don't know whether to laugh or cry. You named him after a vacuum? Tell your monkey to stop following me. Damn, it's like a San Francisco gold rush going on this is amazing you could always drive through a roundabout for a few rotations... that'd probably help Wow that trippy version. My eyes She almost looks alive. Pissing in bottles I'm more baffled by how anyone could get so sweaty and filthy on an everyday basis that there would be a need to shower every single day, even in the summer. Your mom's friends? Actually I'm just doing my provisional games... feels strange when you're first pick in your placements Interesting name for your..... cat. How do you eat a bag of brussel sprouts though ? Cute ._. RE Wardog Gold! There's no concept of citizen's arrest in the US? I can't stop watching this Reading this thread. How are people still playing in leagues where the QB has all the veto power? Hmm, weird. I swear it works for me.. CS Thresh can be bought for the ezact same price So make people pay money to sell items they've earned and ONLY apply it to rich users? Ellin's crazy eyes in the last photo... Yeah, after finishing all of the light novels, I was just browsing the wiki and I noticed that 30 light novels take place in less than 6 months. So... Are you stuffing wheat with wheat? Tried opening a costum to check, 200 ms, closed the client again Op I have a theory as to what it is. I believe it is a very rare North American weeniemuncher. It is a very dangerous bug, especially if it gets in your pants. Be careful OP and god help us all........... Why are you wearing latex gloves? Holy hell, the head on that thing 11 years It's like I could hear ellen saying this. He looks like the guy that worked security for Joyce Myers who was convicted of killing his wife and kids Better than all Draven all mid? Must be something really good then You can increase the player count Watching this for the first runthrough I thought it was faked (but obviously know otherwise having watched it a few times). I had no idea the eyes did that I actually dread seeing that little envelope and I've been doing this for nearly seven years. Things got so bad once I killed my account. Don't believe everything you read on the internet... no, i believe the 270x and 280x should be able to max out those games 5+5=20??? Eh what's funny about it? Feel free to talk to a priest while you are there is probably a better way of phrasing it. I don't think we need to consult a priest to know he is welcome to come, and pray (and even leave a donation "You like anime, so why not be my muppet?" what I too agree. 43 times last night Your handwriting looks exactly like mine Sweet. Baby jesus... Bit disappointing how quick it died then! Wtf? Pe bune? Tocmai mi-ai dat cu mind-blow Before I read about other people getting stains from antiperspirant I thought I had some kind of toxic sweat. Anyone else accidentally read this like a rap lyric? Huh, I get that you don't like them (I used to hate them for a long time as well), but are button ups really a trend? Well, you've blown my mind... When I was a kid, my entire family would play this game. We never knew you could save it. Nevertheless, my mom was so good at it, that he would finish the entire game in one sitting One time after my boots I want full magic pen on hades in assault. It was a special circumstance. I had a double kill before I died and got 3 quadrakills that game. More than half all the kills were me. It was weird SPAWN! I'm surprised this domain wasn't registered yet A huge Corporate running network running on a single /22 - dat security! - I honestly thought you meant panty. what's a wing liner for eyes I knew that my Beams AA is duped, but shoot. I always thought that the highlight duplicates feature was to tell if an item wa duped Wow I wrote this My boyfriend's family recently got a gigantic amount of butter, like 3 kg...in two pieces. They are gigantic I'm amazed This is a great idea purely because if you have some friends over who play League and you feel like watching maybe a tournament or stream or something league-based. It is alot easier to sit around a TV and watch it instead of a monitor Seems hard doing a standy on that small board eres de venezuela I don't understand the point of all these videos I've heeded your warning ( Naruto Shippuden map from WC3 was awesome. The heroes had their own textures! Wait you can buy a gem at the side shop? Its always been my dream Dat revolver aim ... Summoner names let you have spaces in it? wait wait, I haven't read any of the comics but can you tell me WHY joker cut his face off? Plot twist: Your friend is saying the same thing about you. I mean me ... a normal guy Wow,I'm almost scared to see next year's results Wait which city are you from in Greece? Amazing color except for the bright white ring around your mouth. This seems to be on spec with my HTPC except that it's a functioning tablet with a screen and battery for only like $70 more Perhaps we're the wierd ones because we got it? I agree it is a nerf, but only to the stats, the Healing Buff makes it a MASSIVE buff. Love it I know, right? Is the uncertainty of having to poop or not something kids discuss nowadays? Oh god, The Sign will still randomly get stuck in my head at the weirdest times, even though I haven't listened to it since I was in *high school* 8==D~~ That took me a second to get... "gross" and "I want to try that" simultaneously come to mind. Here is my other age issue beside the sore shoulder/leg... I started playing this year (Late June) and I said "Ah I am older and wiser, I do not need to get 50 discs like all these teenagers and twenty-somethings, all I need is a putter, a driver, and a mid range and just have some fun!" I currently have 11 discs and two on the way in the mail... Canada has tons of Twinkies. My hubby just got 2 boxes last week like driving. and you realize, i just drove 30 minutes not paying attention to a fucking thing Season 5? I watched it twice... "Forcibly Fed Feces" "color frame", never heard it called that That would be um.. interesting Where did they get your address? Yes, oh my god!! tried showing that show to a friend of mine at that season and holy shit I felt like I depressed them instead of making them laugh... Son, you tryna tell me you got an aux input and no CD player? wow. that's me exactly. and your name is my middle name Holy crap! They posted a picture of me facing off against Lukas! An even older artifact from an ancient tomb 100's of miles away People cook the onions before putting them in the slow cooker? HELLO AGAIN. It was only one night without Canucks hockey but I didn't know what to do yesterday. Remember that I have not been there. I can't tell if you are an orbiter as /u/o_O_X_ the perfect place, for..... stuff that's some deep stuff right there I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY! Oh my lord... I feel alright about it. But our jail has been notorious in the past for escapees. I find myself having to run outside and making sure I locked my car/checking my back seat more than I should haha. I imagine if someone did happen we'd know about it before leaving. Plus I take a huge bag with me to work (mary poppins back) to keep me occupied. It'll hopefully be a good weapon if needed in a pinch I think your parents hated you I actually am currently doing violent duct and am receiving 9k per completion right now...which is pretty strange, maybe it has something to do with me not having reset my PS3 since they patched it. I think the payouts are cloud based anyways though since all the missions are instanced. no worries i seriously appreciate how long you've been goin on for Sadly, all I can say is: what else did you expect near the park in Manchester? Y'know, I've never tanked Titan.... always was a DPS (Monk, specifically), so I never really paid tons of attention to what the Tank *actually does.* And now that I think about it... this is pretty much what I see. She cuts herself with a Blink Dagger?! Why on earth do you have so many? i work with inmates that are doing 20-30 year sentences, sometimes more. you're not one of them. I fall off many tall buildings in alternate universes What happened to the NFC this year? If Aangs her uncle... it means Tenzin is her cousin Lol. Although his injury actually sound pretty gruesome. He has to have his "pelvic floor rebuilt" What's silkroad? How the heck was 6 year old me supposed to get these jokes? i never thought id say this but i literally could not wait for lil wayne to get on the track Lol where's this silkroad thing... That's totally nuts. Just been using it to buy cheap beer in NZ lol... Ooh la la!!! Why is she looking at me I dunno about you, but I've noticed an odd overlapping of extreme right wing thought with the hardcore MRA's (and the PUA guys of all things too). Is this some wacky entryism on the part of the far-right, or is this some kind of weird organic synthesis of angry ideologies? I don't know what I was expecting but it definitely wasn't that What manga is that from? I missed a point? This post was revolutionary. Holy crap I have always wished I could see them but then I think what if they know I can see and they just mess with me all day and make me go crazy We actually have the opposite, we're not allowed to ask if there's anything else we can help with...it's pretty sweet but after a long time call centre background it's automatic on some calls I just made the I wanted to Google 'Crested Butt' just to see what would appear in Google images, but I'm afraid I would get fired from work. I had to look that up because I didn't understand the reference... As much as I love SNSD. You don't f#ck around about not knowing Jackie Chan O_O. Everybody loves Jackie. Everybody. ** Sell it to me House, made of plywood? wait what, isnt chocolate rain guy older? As a woman I never use them and I still have some Is that a nappy she's wearing? No I do the same. I still wonder what the girls must do there because I am a girl and don't spend as much time as them in the bathroom Why dont you use the PC as the netflix machine? If you load three rockets and then taunt, the rockets come out of your chest Why would anyone downvote this? Yep can I get some explanation too ? I must be missing something Lol, yeah. Even Quest was like :/ since im a trader for along time :( i dont think that i signed into a phishing site but yea... that could be Wait...people choose one or the other He will be punished. I am watching. Listening Why not 4 50's? It just recolor and this is not a golden skin ( I just started ranked this week. Beforehand, I'd been matched up against Bronze I, Silver V, even a couple Silver III. I figured Ranked can't be a whole lot different. Wrong. In my ten placement matches, I lost 8/10 of them due to "teammates" screwing things up. (It's hard to recover any game that starts with a Katarina feeding Swain 14 kills... IN 15 MINUTES. I mean, how is that even possible? Yeah but what if a new player doesn't know how to turn around? Make him repeat the gesture in front of you. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN Weird how Gunslinger isn't Steamworks, thought all Gunslinger codes were Steam Completely agree. Heaven help me if everything I did at 18 was held against me, now, as a 30-year-old. I fear that all the time, thats why i try not to face the outside of the bed. When you have a beautiful toilet you just can't help it.... OOC: He's already lasted twice as long as the Flyers coach! ( Just found it there actually is a category for me American with English girlfriend here. Something I find endlessly entertaining about English people is how they consider themselves European as it suits them. They will say to Americans something like "You Americans have very strange eating habits; you just 'oover it all up at once, but in Europe, we like to take our time." And THEN they'll turn around and say something to continental Europe like "You can take your single currency and shove it up your froggie arse!" V,, What exactly can you accomplish in 5 minutes? He ?! ANd cockroach !? They can't I'm using the Sidewinder X4 on Unix and it's registering 17-18 keys at once on that site...It does register all 4 arrow keys at once. I don't have the MS software on here or anything, either... Yes! Yesterday was a bit of a nightmare. I finally hit my wall at the gym. Prior to becoming pregnant, I worked out every day - a balance between going to the gym and at home workouts. I maintained that pretty well in the first trimester until the fatigue set in... since then my workouts are several a week rather than every day... mostly at home or walking outside since we moved in July and I cancelled my gym membership. Yesterday I went with my brother to his gym. I did fine on the elliptical when I tagged along with him once last month... Did 30 minutes no problem. Yesterday - at 30 weeks pregnant - I hopped on the elliptical like I always have. Didn't take long until my face was bright red. I was sweating. Took my heart rate and it was in the 150's. Usually when I work out, my heart rate is in the upper 130's. Then I started cramping! I stopped after 15 minutes on the elliptical and moved to a treadmill thinking I could walk off the cramping. It wasn't until my heart rate got back to 140 or below that the cramping stopped. Damn this scared me. So yeah - definitely found my current physical gym limitation yesterday. We are very much alike.. wait, actual dead babies...? Words with friends Top left corner of the main screen. You have to be bound to a DSMX reciever for the signal indicator to appear. But yes - even the micro boards with DSMX show RSSI on telemetry capable tx's. . EG my nano CPX, my beast etc. The two way is built into DSMX , funnily enough just like ACCST ( So basically a shit more value for some lettering and coloured text you can't see in game....hmmmmm Maybe Yeah but it's too early for show the Sun wukong mastery progress. The fact that some people have to actually spend money on non-specail basics just weirds me out. My LGS just gives them away. I spend a dollar on Zendikar ones. Wow.. Well, he must not be used to wearing suits since he buttoned both buttons. Kinky? Where did u get that from?? who else would lick my teeth? Come Again??? Kicker is that they'd scream about appropriation when it comes to chaos magic since the entire system is syncretic. Also you do find all kinds of interesting people involved in it - a lot of them have gone into transhumanism these days. I've certainly never seen tulpas talked about in such a way in any of the CM stuff I've read...Where the hell did this subculture emerge from exactly? are other hooks duped? werent they all unboxable from sithil box?.... what the fuck you are saying? Wow.... and... how... how am I suppose to make this sexy, now that's a hard one how is it possible? I play with my Pz ausf. C which is clearly a better tank in my opinion and Ive never faced tier 8? Best tattoo ever I was working as a camp counsellor one summer and an older staff member tried to "steal" a strand of my hair for him to place on his body so his girlfriend would find it and get jealous. He also scratched my name into his chest (with his nails) at the pool, in front of the camp kids. I ran forward a few times, stopped, and then tp'd an inch or two directly ahead and each time I got a different result The "testing" aspect is a little bit Holy shit it worked wait...that blitz was the actual blitz? Money... ( More than just that, now there will be even more people you have to wait in line behind. Wow this is so cool I wish I would've known this before There is a chick in my school with that exact same hair style/dye. Must be fun for his teammates to play with him Ughhhhh. I really hope google docs is glitching out for me because if not it looks like someone erased EVERYTHING. 5.6k comments later "That was beautiful. Goddamn!" #### Is it just me or does Putin look like a dead man walking.. I mean literally. Compared to other peoples faces his just looks.. dead. The collective eyeballs of /r/tall just went Welp the most bizarre thing just happened. I forgot to shut down my laptop when I was carrying it from school to home, so I don't know if that did anything. Anyways, I turned on the laptop, checked the ip, and it ended with .104. It used to always be .100, so I decided to check my brother's. Apparently, his is now .105. Guess the problem is fixed Its cool that you mention MAFB, im actually not too far from it. I purchased a x-star from amazon for $299 w/ free shipping. I ordered on a saturday and recieved it on that friday ( Oh crap..... I've thought this exact same thought before I failed to mention that it gets weirder: he was also a Sniper Has anyone ever heard the term "Mozzarella Stick" before? Mind blown Ive never heard anyone say meepo is the worst hero or anywhere near the worst Sounds pretty fun, must have to work with* tons* of people though HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS. Are you somehow trying to argue that AA batteries in controllers is a good thing? 1 mil sound good? sorry comment took so long >.< was selling turnips Good thing I hate sleep I was curious one day and discovered that there's around 200 images for it on the rule 34 sites... I was very disturbed by a lot of it. So much Ornstein and Smough yaoi Can't tell whether joking.... I saw that she was getting available on NA first The cinematography is this episode is beyond cool! So many fishbowl lens shots That's... strange Those jeans, though. I would totally listen and buy a Mila Kunis announcer pack and would focus on her voice more than the game Ummm... wow! And what about those interesting things on vending machine "hacks"? Like the one on getting all the change from it. Anyone know if they actually work? So I read your comment thinking that this would be a nice enjoyable link. I should pay more attention to quotation marks and \\\\( It's kinda amazing to read this stuff about ferraris, that even with all their exotic expense.. they probably have more common/potential issues first note he hit i was all ... -____- then the next notes i was like Stupid can. You're cute, don't compare yourself to the others....stupid damn can...oh look another link...hello unexpected shiny silver Holy crap this is amazing w-w-what would have to be happening to her to make her cry? I love this change. It's finally becoming more of a challenge, instead of just being able to get big bucks super fast. There should also be more price changes and more often, that would make the game more interesting, and people would check in more often. And holy cow that price drop. I've had them still replace things out of warranty... I don't think they really care, honestly. They had me write my email on a piece of paper and they just sent a new one, never asked for the old one back or anything. THAT SPAtk and Speed You CAN be one............... `\_.{-}` grabbed a match containing more than one newline? Huh, that's odd, it doesn't exhibit the same behaviour on mine, but then again, I don't have the file that you're searching through. Are you sure it's just not the highlighting making it look like one match? just to let you know, i read it in a russian accent Firearms? I just subscribed last week using my mastercard debit card to add crysta to my account. It was surprisingly straightforward and painless Great haul!! / Screw... That... This type of research is so, so important. I have to say those thing is 1 out of 100 games only Looks like he's sneezing. Those article comments... i unsubscribe from aww to avoid pictures of peoples children. this is getting out of hand hellooooooooooo nurse What mutant has this power? Dude, urine doesn't come out of a vagina. oops misclick sorry if I have been a bit of hassle lol Sounds like someone sold his organs... Confronting her for looking at your profile without messaging you? Amazing Holy shit, it's Dana! There are Mega Chatot and Mega Minun? Treant for Osky + Sunfire Couriers? yes but which one That can be insanely annoying, though. But you're right-- they mean well, it's just, god, can you find something else to do for like, a *second*? PLEASE! And then you feel terrible because they're like How is GTA V not gaming related? Are you gaming racist (gamist)? it's still not over because I still need to figure out how to put one up there while it's still workable Chicken Tuna?!? See film Anti-Christ. Im told there's a full on oenetration sex scene with him, and his... Massive penis. See film Anti-Christ. Im told there's a full on Penetration sex scene with him, and his... Massive penis. When it comes to nibbling, I found redirecting that nibbling to toys, tissues, or even food (broccoli was awesome) worked like a charm. Rex learned that flesh isn't as much fun to chew on. I showed how your point is wrong, and your response is to try to out-hipster me on activist history? Why are you even here? You're kind of meandering, no offense Which would mean the 4pack is just $0.22 more expensive than a single copy ? There was a girl in middle school who had a crush on me, but I was never interested. Fast forward to senior year physics class. I'm assigned to work with her on some task. She opens her spiral bound notebook and a photo of me from at least 6 yrs ago on a beach wrapped in a towel is taped to the inside cover. it looks like that pikachu rag on the stove looks like they just skinned a pikachu and cooking it in the stove Hah! I had to CT a guy with the same foreign body once. It wasn't showing up on plain films at all. Poor guy drove *six hours* to our hospital because he didn't want to be seen in his home-town hospital. While were at it, could you make it so that I can only buy one runepage? Im at 19 pages (alltho I have a few empty ones This is kind of creepy Summer Rae's mic skills vs ring skills isn't a fair comparison because she cuts a promo better than most of the roster, regardless of gender. She is absolute money with her current charatcer/gimmick in NXT. If/when her ring skills catch up to her promo skills... mother of god lol sorry not even at that point of the game yet, plus its male anyway, sorry You bought it with gems?! Never thought I'd hear from another Las cruces redditor they dont for sure that late blink immo allin vs genius in wcs was Kill it with fire Why isn't there a search string in the screenshot? those are hard to do What graphics settings is this on btw? It looks ALOT duller then mine It depends. Will you come pick me up at the police station? Thank you! I tried the Ambien and even though I was not visited by the walrus (as far as I know shhh don't disclose governmental secret practice. That's grounds for "silencing" hehe i never knew that as a kid Gyro could farm this without getting incinerated, by warding that cliff and then flak cannon a single stack of ancients which havent been put in the cliff. I want to see this happen in a real game so badly well, every business wants profit. Using Gentoo, Slackware or openSuSE Tumbleweed or does that actually happen with Catalyst drivers on other distros? Sweet mother of mercy... MegaArcanine! Oh for the love of all current Pokemon Gods/Pseudo-legendaries, I want Arcanine to have a mega. Arcanine could gain two heads, while it's coat takes on a charcoal-black them with streaks of red. Oh, and flames can be constantly spewing from beneath its paws as it walks. What on earth possessed you to read the milk fic? Mother of god Welp.. It was actually cream cheese! but "cream-cheesed" sounded weird I am no longer looking forward to my drive home because they can't log in!!! ....hmm I remember that level very much so NO!!! I WANT HIM BACK ON CURSE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS THIS?! Wait... bangles? I opened the comments with this exact phrase in mind. And J4's attacks would deal no damage because they are fake like the pictures of the moon landing... Wat You think we get Muzen in three weeks after Wukong or i misunderstood something Gamestop I'm pretty sure that anyone who commands a spider with their will is just not a good person. I - what did I just watch? My ears are bleeding This title made me believe that people who bought the game then sold it relatively early since the release date would be penalized. Uhh, your question seems serious and yet you're asking shitty mechanics. Are you serious? If this is where you want it, ...communicate with bees? Could just be a sign of mental illness if she has that delusion ... why? I'm curious who's downvoting you for wanting to pay people to play Dnd [8] I probably missed it because I was playing it so much haha. Thanks, and yeah skyrim almost 2 years old... Gladiator has 2xTR if the picture is any indication of future stats I started it mainly because of Nan Desu Kan, and Denver Comic Con being in the area. Also, we're the only ones left standing. There were two other stores that dealt with anime. One was a bootleg den that has been driven into hiding. The other expanded to focus almost completely on their custom bumper stickers and t-shirts. We're the only ones left apparently. 60hp Oh no there was no harm intended, but it was like " Let's not even BEGIN to get into the things in the *sea* that kill more people than sharks! Cruise ships! Holiday-rental SCUBA gear malfunctions! Sea-Doos! Para-glider tow-boat operators! Water more than six feet deep! really good. except...what did they do to that poor pikachu? They aint cute. the girls aren't even the monsters It seems to be the second cloud storage service that I have ever seen that allows direct-linked content If you remember the huge EUW problems before, and how riot "solved it", another split might be coming nah, atm I'm really busy with life and League of Legends. Seriously, this is WTF. If those kids are alright, their tough. If you say so. Your previous comment made no sense at all, then. How do you get that? Is it a setting? How do they access to their hidden ability? $9,999 OMG! My account actually just got unfrozen. I'm very surprised. So you're telling us that, every day, you *throw away* 4 egg yolks...? When I went to buy my Forester, I looked at about 3 different models; the base, the "Touring Edition" and the XT Premium. I chose the "Touring Edition" b/c it was a nice upgrade from the base with the CVT that has paddle-shifters for manual-like driving (which my old 20102 Impreza also had) and it has the upgraded interior and such. I didn't go with the XT Premium b/c I don't require the performance increase nor would I appreciate the much higher fuel consumption, plus I didn't care at all for the silly and confusing touch interface/GPS/radio thingy. I prefer simple--less is more. However, all 3 models I test drove that day had the "X mode" button?!! So I really don't know why yours doesn't come equipped with it; perhaps its an option that your dealer didn't choose when they ordered you car to their lot, I really don't know... Well that was a nice relaxing chapter. I hope that next week, there will be some nice insight on Tartarus. Also, when I first looked into that panel on the last page, I thought maybe Mashima had actually gotten a panel from his inevitable Fairy Tail hentai mixed up with the official chapter The part were the black guy is just like > Ya I thought the AA games sold really well which is why it's shocking that it's just not being localized at all. Me too! I was thinking dayum that pancreas looks the size of a liver or something Wait, since when? They could achieve that without me... ya know... by not posting. What's worse; an annoying post, or complaints about an annoying post? However you feel about the picture, you guys are the ones getting your jimmies rustled over something you supposedly don't care about Your username isn't referring to merritt 7 in Norwalk is it? how the hell do those kinda guys get into VH? so like..... her sister was game...? Did anyone else turn their head looking at these What is that flash of head at the bottom? What happened here? um....ok depending on how many girls, you could have a period every week of every month I acknowledge you exist with an upvote, and a comment. But do I really know me? I think that's a very healthy position to take. People seem a bit consumed with the topic, and I just find it sad that it's a battle about graphics, and not about contents. It just goes to show that one *can* sell a gift-wrapped turd, and the buyers won't complain. Not as long as the wrapping is really pretty to look at. The expression "Oooohh, shiny! You fiend, don't you realize your grave mistake in giving it to a Napervillian I, for one, am completely with the socket in the background... ...sa..tire? not even cupcakes? Crack cocaine is a wonderful drug I AM TOO Is that cum supposed to be water ? d[ Thanks man XD (wait, what's that thing about gems? No. Aren't strawberries berries Awesome hits, considering it's now a skillshot! Yeah it can happen but it can only happen if you ult off an edge so assault then Do you guys really work so many hours over there? OMFG... my favorite SC2 player of all time is switching to my favorite game! KAOS!!! To chyba ulubione słowo JW Strimsa. Znowu jest tak, że wchodzę i nie wiem co się dzieje. Jeszcze chuj z najprostszymi funkcjami, ale znowu nie wiem gdzie poznikały opcje w ustawieniach konta czy subskrypcji... Część wywalona inne tylko zmieniły miejsce I remember people joking about how they basically have their own show in almost every Doublelift and Travis thread but... it's actually happening No need to be aggressive... It's nothing bad in my opinion... anal menstruation? Never have I ever... Seen: LotR, Firefly, Dr.Who, Game of Thrones, Star Trek or Breaking Bad... or played any Pokemon, Legend of Zelda and Super Mario game this is bloody HUGE!!!! This is the thread with the most famous people commenting on it that I've seen I can't imagine how long it must take to drop off 80 mil bells You want 1 new vintage skin? where is this factory blems? Wh....why did it feel like that before.... A SWAIN BUFF OWWWWWWW! Monster PCB(20 power phase... 3? I made the mistake of not believing it was such a thing when someone told me about it last year so I looked it up..... i dont know, you should find one if you want, why do you ask me? Eughhh... There's a gif of this happening in a porno. But that's the Himalaya's Looks good, but the icon looks like a big black cock Im going to try the one in Roswell this weekend. ...cuz his friends don't shower... Not for this guy...I..... Have.......Will.....POWER!! Jeez when did pokémon get so complicated I entered and did the survey - I made a specific list for the BOMB with an interim address on it (in my flair). Some of the items on my lists ship from Asia, so I dont think they will make it to the old address before I leave - I cant put the new address because I dont take formal "move in" possession until the 25th, so things shipping from the states would get there before I do! I hope thats ok. since when can you breed fossil pokes? .jpg? Natekid? I can't believe it didn't get her brain somehow. Especially with the eyeball completely just gone I wonder so hard I'm reading people's comment histories But then it wouldn't be bound... Soooo...the gameboy is alive and the games are like its kids? What implication is being made when those games are later played? I didn't know you could make the text that small haha! yes. I do has much tits...how did you know... I'm sure that putting samurai swords, hunting rifles and motherfucking SAWS through your cheeks is an effective way to obtain good health ...grip on reality? That is a whole level of nightmare that needs its own term. My question is how do you not play a single one of those champs. nice, just watched this again a few days ago, whats the deal with his neck breaking anytime he takes pills was in that situation yesterday! nsa is that you..? wait...you mean the onion shouldn't be taken seriously? well damn Hmmmm... I didn't really catch a connotation in the first comment, but in yours.... You had my curiosity. Now you have my attention... I thought that last picture was rocks in a stream. Then I zoomed in How do they physically manage it? I'm out of the loop, who is the bulky guy on the right in orange? Is that Beast? "Beeing"? Wow You think Ponder has played better? Regardless, it almost worked My girlfriends dad told me about this and I basically reacted the same way ... hahaha thats a look i've seen all too much. especially around the Olympics. I'll try to explain what just happened to my boyfriend and he's just like. I was about to ask how she messed up her teeth... Gawwwd That sona ult range looks massive But you're not a dog euw is up New Jersey. OP, what version of OS X are you running that you have triple scroll bars? I think you have a dead bird in your grill wait...so a group of fans that are bakers would be... Cumberbuns?!?!!?! Thanks for answering so many question!! On behalf of everyone here, I think: Have a great night, week, life!! Also looking forward to Sherlock S3 I... didn't even think of that. Storm, not rain... These were everywhere in LA SWEET GOOGAMOOGA! Yep, definitely. That stuff was almost a year ago I've never heard Battlestar Galactica referred to as a card game before Does this mean you shake a baby's hand with the same force as a man's or a man's hand as you would a baby's? From my own knowledge, "teaching men not to rape" is a simplified phrase meant to describe educating men about rape and consent. Part of that is debunking the myth that men can't control "male urges." There's also a concern that without proper sex education, men sometimes grow to think of sex in an aggressive way and that it's about "dominating" a woman when really women are equal partners in sex, women WANT sex from a guy who respects them, and positive reinforcement of consent is sexy. This is also something that will especially help male victims of rape because if they have internalized this, they may not report a crime-- if they even think it was a crime!! For example, in a recent interview Chris Brown bragged about losing his virginity at 8 to a 14 year old girl-- he has NO IDEA he was raped because he thinks early sex = masculinity. There will never be a winner It's not underrated though I have an identical twin sister and we get stupid questions all the time, but there was definitely one question that topped the "that guy was creepy" list. We were in a crowded area watching a college football game and some random drunk guy came up and started talking to us. And we've gotten all the traditional twin questions like, "When she feels pain can you feel it too?" or "Can you tell what she's thinking". But he comes up to us and asks, "So, when she's having sex...can you feel it too?" uhhhhh this is the point where I just come out and say it was a Clerks 2 reference So, not to burst your bubble, but I currently have a box sitting on my shelf downstairs... it still exists in Michigan at least. Did... did your RSST get shot? OOC: forgot about them My friend got it before like 10 hours, Legally. What does this has to do with the viewer count on a dota2 stream? so cute! the pig on the right really has a perfect deer-caught-in-the-headlights look I don't think so, no These are beautiful! There's an E4 on pokemon stadium. Geez i need to find my nintendo64 Omg and you can roll blunts :)) cali girl ♡♡♡♥♥♥♡♥♡ Holy shit doe I don't even know what to do with myself right now! No one has ever given me gold before Certainly overwhealming zOMG! WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN. Oh wow, that face. She's like ' I would just dismiss and make a new alarm Just because he didn't directly address the joke doesn't mean he didn't get it. He simply expanded on something /u/ 160mph winds. Jesus Christ! Chinese is dangerous. I never used an ironing board... i just iron on my bed. A faction? If by that you mean every single republican but one. Oh God that scared the crap out of me!! What huh? I tried lugging my M1A scout in a fancy Eberlestock pack on a week-long hike we do every year or so, and you really start to feel those extra pounds after the second day While this is really cool concept art, her sword baldric in the center picture is really bothering me--it seems like the baldric would really easily slip over her shoulder like that, and having the baldric attached at the very tip of the scabbard seems like it would cause it to bang unnecessarily against her leg while potentially causing the jostling which would make her baldric slip off her shoulder. "I could slay you with a well placed F-Sharp bar" - I Get By by Honest Bob. The lyrics are are actually sung in the keys of an F-Sharp bar Danny: How does your hair work don't basketball players routinely play with broken noses and fingers? It's not even a contact sport Whoa... The date-rape letters. That's really freaky! I wasn't being sarcastic. How do they get over the feeling? Uh, that's a different kind of fear, and parents don't see themselves as "celebrating" a world in which they view their kids as being targets. whats going on at the knees? its popping out... what hat is this? I have a vague notion that you and I have maybe discussed this matter in the past, greym84. ( When did you stop being a moderator He brings more damage more easily as AP IMO and CC is CC but hard hitting Falcon punch like CC is God-like good sir. Have you seen a Sej whose ulti that had over 400 AP backing it up? Or a Nunu like that? It's scary Pfft what could be better than a hall... Why is there all that iridescent pink gooey stuff? What did it fall on, a telly tubby? Don't know why you are getting downvoted because you are entirely right Yeowza! That's the first time I've ever heard that. maybe when you ate corn flakes grandpa was there with you, maybe he put that idea into you to eat corn flakes That's... Daniel Radcliffe with dreadlocks This seems highly unlikely. This would make this psy-ops guys the the luckiest of ALL time. If they'd created it, one would expect some higher level of internal consistency. Since it lacks that, even ignoring the contradictions to the "old testament", that would make them either incompetent or sloppy. For it then to succeed would be improbable. I do the same and I'm cut. Wait!! What is today's date??? The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma Huh? I'm a senior in high school, and the college team came and showed us their workout one day, and i was around that dude for a while that day, and he goes to the same gym i regularly go to.. Probably not. From what I understand that "shit" was coming out a cavity that was a cystic wall where his liver used to be. So basically he was shitting out what was left of his liver. Probably doesn't feel good to know that and I'm not sure how he's alive Might want to clarify youre talking about the cash cost there, not 50% of your vehicles as OP is asking I can't believe I'm actually saying this. But damn son that's one hot midget! time to change picture to a pile of poop There's nothing quite like having your nose jammed into your brain. Great idea. I wonder if they were driving a green turtle van... What if someone asks for a drink? This is a strange crowd to begin with. And Hope Solo and Warren Moon are here to talk with us next about domestic abuse... I didn't call anyone here a shill I.MISSED.THAT I would like to know what you mean by drop-kick. I have yet to sit down and watch origins but what I've seen so far on tumblr and reds it it seems like something I NEED to watch. Someone's been reading my journal Most of the Snowden supporters I've seen have been liberals. Same dem pants Aw they aren't bad just....so damn early 90's Must be some gap On how the Coach thought Jadaveon Clowney was doing, "well i haven't really watched..." so... did he get that _wall_ of ab muscle just by using the wheel? Same things was said to me, she was right. I only need her. I don't have that many condoms, man Wonder what shiny charizard X looks like It will still burn in your mind. Sweet Jesus, the first gunshot fractures the victim's entire upper arm... Then why the heck did Najin Shield drop him His right leg is HUGE That happens to me all the time. The theater is usually inside of a bathhouse though. That is terrifying Which champion? Nothing on a Saturday. A great ice breaker if she shares that sense of humour. She could end up being like Not sure why you're getting such vicious downvotes... you're obviously joking, and I was amused. ....Why yes, yes it does. 24,6 tusen röster på Pyongyang ( The debt is owned by Japanese citizens, though. It's a strange situation Actually, I cannot remember. We were a group of several pupils participating in this charity project and we had to be done with our paintings by the end of the event... I just checked the time when I took the photograph of it: around 2PM, and the event started at 10AM. So apparantly, it took me 4 hours, and we had a lunch break, so actually, it seems to have taken me even less than 4 hours. " I have the one with the touchscreen in the center...I forget the model number, but it was $250. Huh. I have no little observations to share. They did quite alright. They kinda did better at Jabberwocky than I did last time My eyes couldn't get bigger! Balloons. I always disliked them, but one day I was in a balloon shop chatting with the shop assistant saying how stupid she would find this fact, and then she showed me her scars wow, Dyrus used to look so young wait wut Have you never heard of King Midas? So Klebs gets the start! But instead of replacing Daniel or Cruz, Hack takes out Jack. what if it's a test? I get what you're saying, but when they arrest you they don't do full cavity searches...just saying. Opiate addicts who get arrested will almost always find a way to keep a stash hidden and make it into jail without being found. I hope that the OP is not an opiate or meth addict, as I would not wish the withdrawals he would face on even my worst enemy. If you want to be uber careful, then I would suggest just using a giant dose and ditching the rest then turning yourself in (edit: upon reflection that's probably the better idea)...but man when those withdrawals come, they are so bad; and to top it off, you're in jail, in the same cell with 4 black guys and there's one toilet and no showers or tv... Sorry but why you said gods two times in your previous post. Because we talk about the difference of timework for a rework and a new god. Well it still works well I think :o I started playing Lol ~3 month ago and got a Teamwork ribbon yesterday .... Honoring teammates if they played well and thats it dat looooooop TUTORIAL NOW So you're saying I need to murder someone, fly to Norway and live the good life? My mom says I walk weird too. When I was young she bought me corrective shoes that i would never wear. She says I still walk funny 20 years later, but nobody else has ever said anything >So you're saying I need to murder someone, fly to Norway and live the good life? Yeah but that falls into the Eugth circle Yup, one second it's there, next second it's gone, and you can see the bone of your knuckle bird strike? or human You might need to see an optometrist ahhh i'm still in shock over this Wow... there really is a subreddit for everything. I'm pretty sure that you will never, *ever* be able to convince me of that. That's an excellent question! Though I didn't really think there were still live performances anymore.. who would go? Nope, I assure you--I felt no such thing. So what, how do I enter? Not sure what there is to cringe about this is actually really cool Good luck for what exactly? I was confused for a bit until I tried holding it the wrong way I used to. By 'rest it on my middle finger', do you mean that you hold it with all your fingers minus your pinky, or is there a totally different way to hold a pencil wrongly It's **supposed** to be for comments that take on a completely different meaning out of context. You see the comment, think " OOC: I figured out how long it will take! OOC: OOC: I do like it how you can actually break wheels off in GTAV, good stuff. Cant say Ive ever managed to break them all off tho Wait.... Is this still KSP? Seriously? yeah we got it in the mail too. how do they even find us? Wow, could be Skylar White. 50-70 What does that even mean? OMG - I work at Joann's too. I feel every word you typed. That Enchantend Book in the Temple I have no idea how to label this one. Either Cover or MV. Stream was shut down due to ToS violations For an excellent juice, squeeze it in a door hinge? Looks like the iron throne Hey, to the people going to the one in Oregon, we have one of the very first showings! Cause pus and antibiotic filled mammary secretions from another species is better? This happened to me, died 3 times after I had killed him [spoiler](/s "Because the breach was still open and radio waves could travel back through. stunning hm are you blind mate ? this looks like the 90s divx quality rofl.. horrible haven't seen such low quality shit in years Same, my closest 2 friends I met in elementary school, and the third closest I met in Junior High. I'm not sure it's possible to find someone like that as an adult... Woa... I'm in this video. I won't lie. A little creepy ....then how do you know you're silver 5? Let him in his world!Cuz i didnt trust him it means i scammed him! Just played a game as Riven, was pretty fun. I think I might actually prefer 3v3 to 5v5... Every time I crouch in Sandpits I fall (even if im on land not in air) also when I jump on the first unstable sand block the one above does down as well (it may take a while to gay island) -Willzerbeast Hmm double checked and no typo. Weird my amaura evolved at 39 why would she get double up instead of make it rain when the push matters? Like, my rock rock? tak... ale to już lekka przesada... Umowa prawna zabezpieczająca przed zniknięciem serwisu? u.s. standard of living would drop 50% (or more) overnight That looks so fake I have no idea what to do Oh my god I just realized it's spelled Vivillon. There's no third "i" "You're the perfect girl, but you're not the perfect Mexican girl." What? I'm currently attempting a Nuzlocke and I haven't had any trouble catching pokemon Fuuuck dude, why did i not read the rest of your post before clicking and looking at the link I would be so glad to get a key You must be some sort of angel... Pointless [which most of it is] violence is still stupid. Not sure why people keep trying to justify it. Those people can get together and probably produce more money and more purpose by working together rather than beating it out of one another. How is that such a hard concept to grasp?! Stop justifying this RIDICULOUSLY POINTLESS violence. That's not snow... IT"S ASH!!! "... You'll clearly notice a depreciation in the production and quality paradigm. I propose we... Anderson WAKE UP! THIS IS SERIOUS! Toes painted What do they taste like?! And I thought I didn't understand those Russian videos... Made a 2-4 second jump in solve time 120 hours? People always say this here and in /r/politics, as if it's the subreddit's fault Wish I hadn't seen that I've actually never bough anything from eBay That went better than anticipated. *Mobile 4870 GPU* And yeah man, damn... I can't imagine gaming on that The website crashed my phone Holy shit some areolas cover >30% of the boobs ' Whoa, seriously?! I would need more than ear plugs for that. Holy shit, other than being home schooled, you just explained my life doesnt that beat a record for longest held note Or maybe because he has poor mechanical skills? Why did you get him from Craiglist if you don't have the time for it? I was expecting to benefit from Byzantine spreading religion to me, but she ended up not starting a religion at all. "Are you aborigine?" "You have insulted me before" Why? I can *hear* the car ! You eat the hairy shell from Kiwi No to kilka tych kont miałeś You have dates with two women at the same time?! What exactly do you intend to flush? It looks like an almond How the fuck is this game already close to half-time? I know So...much...envy... Where did you find that Did....did the car squish his head at the end? have you decided anything about my doggy? dang false start on us? Wow back when he had black hair Why on earth would you have to wait a WEEK to pass to the next person? Well, 8/10 = 0.8. Right? So alabama and Colorado State are equals? who knew so much ' It's great to see a guy like Timmy Olson having the success that he is having. Aside from the fact that he is a fantastic trail and ultrarunner, he seems like a really nice, classy guy. It blows my mind to think he ran 14hrs 47min, give or take a minute or two at Western States last year. That kind of pace for 100 miles... I am not sure why people are messaging me saying the pictures were removed, the post looks the same to me ....Reggie Bush is in my flex I was also thinking architecture, you read my mind lol @ people downvoting some of my comments, WHY? On Red Pill? Oh my goodness. Did any of you realise that if you refresh the page you can revote again If 90's kid = old, does 80's child = ancient? Not that I'm ancient or anything They don't have Blue Bell in Dallas but they have it in Florida? He never aged. The "return" key is standard on both mac and windows keyboard layouts I'm ready for this... did Tony Dungy just say sexy? My 13 year old will take more than an hour to eat at night. Then he complains about his food being cold. > How is Google Drive a skill? Can I add this to my resume too!? 5 - 6 months I think. My profile says 5 months, but it feels like longer. I just.... love so many people here. Are golden heads enabled. Already spend all day on my couch on my 360 but i cant eat that much What if your concept is not be as far-fetched as it seems? Weird, my friend and I didnt need to. It looks like it has some sort of fungal disease Must buy ALL THE THINGS! How does a potato have 1080p? I just caught one too I would start off with the latter, unless you want to be thrown out of the bar... I always pull it, but I've never had to use my TEETH! Wtf kind of deodorant are you buying? I got "Maxed Out!" in both tests haha fair enough, thanks for all the advice tho :) it did help! I think? !( Those eyes I didn't say that Zed was balanced It could be... After all Australians hate the letter 'r', but I'm not sure what would make sense about them addressing someone as darl. Is that short for darling? Smoking trees in a tree... She needs to shave her legs. Oh fuck Good lord, this is not going to be a time friendly process is it Ahhh! My first non-contest gift! Thanks! That was such an epic (and inappropriate) game. We need to do it again some time! I'm so excited to see what it is. And so glad I don't have any nsfw items on my wish list since my dad and I share the same name ...it's like you've never been to Thailand This is old news. How are you going through hundreds of thousands of files daily? The head whoa crs aniratak The whole "transformation" of Ethan (I mean yeah, he looks kinda weird all the time) but how he looks when he walks up to Charlie and Claire in the jungle and especially when he's in the rain beating up Jack he looks so scary... *high pitched squeal* babehs!! That Pi has HUGE eyes God yes! I was watching a show earlier and every commercial break the one for aliens in history, or whatever, was especially persistent and annoying. I almost couldn't believe The History Channel would actually play shit like that. Almost even more unbelievable was the "Aliens" guy had normalish hair huge thanks! i swear they havent been there an hour ago Fanfa! I like usefull decoration: my wooden bowl serves as a place to put my keys, wallet and coins. My lucky cat statue can hold coins and also keeps the phone charger cable in place. Though I have yet to figure what to put in my skull bottle... Never tried it, never gonna try I don't even know where to go here in Finland if I would want it You should have to ask me back in 2006 what I was thinking with my username :P I can't remember why I picked it cause it has nothing to do with anything Wait what? I have 22 hours logged and have only just done badge number 2 Holy shit holy shit! the people that come out the wood work in 10 minutes when keys are mentioned pentas are taken - not given. That must have taken some good 15 minutes to type with your controller. He watnow? You may also want to get rid of Troisi, by the looks of MV on Saturday night, we will never score, just pass it aimlessly around the edge of the box Welp, that gives me even more incentive to sit down for 2 hours and play with them now. Kuro plays Armlet Rubick? ...wat? I've been quite nervous about the job situation where I am (Southern California) when I graduate with a useless masters degree in May that heading to North Dakota crossed my mind. My mom actually keeps pushing it. Not LGBTQ (I didn't even realize there were that many letters associated with it... its kinda hard to scout in bronze cuz people tend to do things that dont make sense. Like SHIT THE GUY HAS A SPIRE A HYDRA DEN AND AN INFESTATION PIT AND ONLY HAS 4 GAS GEYSER How your post is in mainpage with no votes or comments??? you didnt buy that didnt you I hope not There was German in this? Well done. One of the best ones I've seen. Wow. I've never seen that movie before. Glad to know that I've came up with the same solution as a mad ricktator. That is not okay. Holy shit. Holy shit that's frightening! What? It can't be keepsaked? I have mine keepsaked Where do you suck it from though earwigs sent me into screaming panics as a child more than once, mostly because as a child all i understood was that they wanted to live in my ears "This saves so fast!" Was the first remark I made about X and Y. It kind of annoys me because I have to keep double checking it saves though... blink and you miss it! Next gen? Maybe he'll knock them down AGAIN! That spoiler is Can't tell if going to US just to buy the boots or you were going anyway Look at that special defense Once the bot is up and running, can the mods make a rule to destroy all users who post this topic on **the wrong day**? Looking at you betakiller Either that Lapras is abnormally small or that trainer is abnormally large Some of them have been crazy like asking for a Legendary. I saw a Ocean one up for a Xerneas What does javascript bring to the table here? I have it disabled by default and your blog looked like shite until I turned it on. And it seems to me you could have the exact style you're using with just good old css. Brain eating bacteria? You mean, like, zombie bacteria? Ok, thanks! I wouldn't do any of them at night ... I must know what kind of pen this is That's illegal? Cool! Thanks for the answer. And of course, gravity is a two-way street, right? So no object truly orbits another, it's really two objects both rotating around a common barycenter I believe Wow, I must be the *only* person whose purple tint (and slow focus) issue was fixed after the 4.3 update WOW those shots That's....mortifying Yeah, I didn't expect that Excuse me while I rinse my eyes with bleach. Ive had great success with Akali, shes been my go to since Fizz was released (and I wasnt firstpick so I couldnt ban him.. hes been my one must ban champion since he was released Someone suggested that to me on Feedback Friday. It's like an addiction that won't go away NO! if I even dare speak one word of it.. i still cant believe its not butter? So 2% would be the probability of one pregnancy per year? Why would they say that a condom is 98% effective then Yeah, I didn't quite get that idea right away either until I looked at him discussing it in the comments. At first I thought it was a guy hanging It seems like every singed main streamer plays Nasus when Singed is banned Made it 40 sec into performance... If I picked up and carried a brown recluse spider in my hand? I'd spend the next ten years screaming in my sleep. Bugger me that's a hot chick! For once I already have all 3 skins on sale, and I don't even buy skins that often Just when I didn't think he could get any more perfect, I find out he's a dog person Amazon? Is that a website you actually visit as religiously as the others you mentioned? Like do you just like looking at the user interface od do you actually buy stuff? It was just STARING at them!! .......TimeSplitters Tint? My Best Buy doesn't do tint. Yikes! Woah, I forgot that the restaurants paid YOU. it looks like you went from 11 to 25 years old within those 3 years This isn't the person that was asking about selection media for Bacillus anthracis is it?! That Columbine shooting Lyric though Wow no, you need to take the bergens test, i had to and took it when i moved back to norway. (you have to have gone 3. klasse vgs in norway or pass the bergens test to get lånekasse) it wasnt hard at all, i basically BSed my "essay" and wrote about how oslo needs more late night busses for the drunk people because i was sick up being stuck as a sild in a tønne on my way home from work at the restaurant/bar...lol.....when i got here i moved into a collective, got a waitressing job, took the bergenstest, got into school, got lånekasse all set up and im now working and have moved into my own apartment. (no im not rich, but i survive) you will be fine, its a great place to live-- but when you pack to move pack ANYTHING YOU THINK YOU MIGHT NEED THE FIRST YEAR (buy bulk, shampoo, soap, dryer cloths.....razors, clothes..wool for winter) lykke til --there is no walmart- be prepared to go to 50 stores and still not find what you are looking for Love your makeup, you look beautiful.. I also had to laugh because we have very similar eye color, I just dyed my hair the same color as yours a week ago and I'm in the process of crocheting a scarf the same colors as the one you have on as well.. Bow chicka bow wow is Tucker. That columbine line... Columbline.. What's with that horrible UI? Timer and Mapname bottom right? and the qualitiy seems so bad and really dark on high somehow... Are there 10 minute breaks between maps now?... I don't want to sit here 6 hours for one group It's starting You must live pretty close to me huh? 15K LOL. How did they evolve into Continental? Act/talk like an older woman when they're teenagers or even younger Smell it... not sure if that counts as a system Your battery is dying. Maybe resentment... If it's the same as for latinos, I'm a white latino and feel that other latinos think I have an easier life cuz of my skin color You are a wizard Jesus Christ, Lord Al-fucking-mighty Think everyone has an addiction... it could even be food or tv How are we gonna explain hashtags to our grandchildren? o-o the shear amount of I'm actually really scared of this - the bubonic plague is crazy as fuck. I saved outside once, on a digital copy, and everything was fine. Maybe I was just lucky. Can't imagine what'd happen if I wasn't lucky. It was one of those "lightbulb" moments They really didn't like what I had to say I guess, and I didn't see this discussion thread of theirs til now. I've gotten like 30 responses by them today for making my first comment on their sub, they definitely remembered my name I hoard blushes and lip products pics or it didn't happen... WHAAAAAT he's jolly natured with perfect def, sp.def & speed IVs too. Is this meant to happen in game or have I just hit the jackpot So sorry. Gates are open and will be open. Too many distractions Woah, that was a crazy ass read! Longest sentences I've ever seen Laser-bending? I've always thought Riemann sums were bogus. Kowalski sums are totally the way to go. Srsly. Um, i'm surprised COG gaming isn't on the list. ... Why? I don't know what's going on here. I would eat the entire box of these in one sitting Somebody sent me a level 59 Zwellious for a Caterpie LP or IP? Are you Harry Potter? Thumbs up....what? Que pasa boricua? Haha, VS sizing puts me in a 32AA even when in a 32 band I'd only be comfortable in a D cup. Vertigo. Holy shit!Stephen King?More like Clive Barker! dude, you should have a master ball Really Wait, so did you mean my track or not? I watched Tudagub die on the same night as the Red Wedding in Game of Thrones. I read the book, so I knew about The Red Wedding, and was eagerly awaiting my roommates' + GF reaction. When the scene actually took place, I was like I entered the restaurant and was immediately like Imagine Mega Gyarados back then WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN. Don't worry, I check at least 3 times a week. I've been hunting for a similar factions server for days now. They just don't exist. At least not without being pay to win. "Next time we create a registry" Ło kurwa! ...to i Fejs tam się pojawił? Ło Kurwa bis !!! Upon closer review it kinda looks like a back smith. 6 hours!? Wow. Team Siren?! Route 6! HA its already too techy for me. Lol By any chance do you live near West Covina? WOW redstonehelper won Świat się wali!!! No raise in myth cap? Still says "The Howing Eye". What grade question is that? Hopefully not a head You guys eat some weird bacon People out there can't get 128 FPS Has jeb found reddit or something Not gonna lie, thought that carrot was a hot dog at first So should I also not feel guilty for recognizing your username? Honestly I've only gotten 1 Key, the Jungle key. And I was just farming Chlorophyte. I looked in my inventory and was like DAT. ASS. Looks like a proper client Thank you. I begin to wonder what planet I'm on when "People eat raw butter? Actually I liked it; i wasn't talking about any error > People eat raw butter? You should...probably stop making your estimations about life that way. xp bonus on amie? how? ...Jak to w ogóle możliwe? Oh no... This mean I'll have to spend hours searching for that damn key again Unless he's goofy, like me. Either way its a smith. Someone should do this on a board. Holy crap, spiderpig88, that was a guy I played on a server with. We were best friends and build amazing stuff, but the server closed. That's... an interesting side-effect remind me not to fuck with this guy in an alley I have X and I've caught Shellder, and that birdy fairy Pokemon in the wild. Now reading it again, it definitely can be understood in two ways... not really the best description. Seriously? He really meant that OP and his team acted arrogantly? holy cow anti gravity sex! it IS fucking awesome! That's my moms contact also I am what now? Had something similar to me happen in my Norse England game. Some Catholic brilliant strategist imbecile liberated Norse Scotland and became King. He had like 20 martial and 0 everywhere else. The funniest bit about it was that he had the inspiring leader trait Were you in the Troy Colt Marching Band Your kid is trying to figure out his escape velocity Hold up hold up hold up.... TMs are reusable now? Że co proszę? Niby za co by mnie mieli blokować? I kto Now that's WTF I am an american and It DOES make me uncomfortable. I am standing in line trying to pay for an item at a store I don't want to chat about how tall some lady is... leave me alone crazy other woman in line How hard is it for you to replicate this? Im sure this one is already sold and id love to have it on my wall. Leon is really a beautiful movie =] The Profesional Dafuq Nami was released in 2013? The music they play on the dvd menus over and over. Every night my sister falls asleep and I have to listen to the torturous tune through the wall, until my levels of irritation max out and I am forced to leave the warm comfort of my bed to switch it off.. It's happening right now Fuck, imagine if mechs *could do that though That there are as many people under 12 as there are 25 is terrifying to me. As a 22 year old, I guess I have to stop playing this game soon. Nothing more weird than playing what is apparently a kid's game. And then you have to flex in the question *why?*.. Why push play? Why does anything exist, a universe coming into existence requires effort, why? I would have to actually work, otherwise This is the first thing I noticed when checking Clannad, couldnt shake the feeling that everyone looks like bugs or something Sorry it is my first time using Friend Codes. So you're asking me to add you as a friend, but when I enter your friend code, it says that it is incorrect Well... I've had some f'd up dream.. one that will forever be with me is when I met a weird copy of myself and it ended up eating my face I found my Ice Key by literally running on the surface across an ice biome and it was just sitting there in a pile of coins. And taste sound where the fuck was that Who knows. Maybe we could do an even bigger game this weekend This is actually a subreddit What's that reason? This headline seems correct #### Haha I can picture the face your dad must've made. Dat harley quinn trait at 1:10 The picture of the old man with a moustache? Like the NPC? I worked at a company that ran on FoxPro for DOS databases on FoxPro for SCO, on the binary comparability layer on a Linux system. We also had to update check database files over serial port. This was back in 2005. Wait - how long do eagles live? Wow That sounds like the Kong I have; designed for the toughest chewers... but I guess it's not a match for a dog that demolishes cages and flooring Really hoping I can get one, wasn't too interested in the game at first, but now I can't wait to play it Really? Of the absolute *plethora* of things wrong with this sub, you chose feminism and pc? Woah woah woah... *Cyber-Zilla*?.... I'm a native English speaker and I have no idea what that first one is Have you been reading my emails? Can they do anything right powerful cavani Awesome gif. I saw that video too I was like It's kind of like real life... weird. It's terrifying to think that other people's wifi signals are going through me right now. They could be looking at _anything_... I could have someone else's butternut squash recipe flying through my right elbow. What gives me an existential headache is imagining what the universe is expanding into, if it's taking time and space with it. I lived in a time where I knew by memory my friends' and fam's # Hossa's last shot on the goal looked like he was trapped in some sort of deer-in-the-headlights moment there. Just, absolute frozen. What the hell was that about? I had my first such dream last night. I instantly felt regret and said "What have I done? *Looks at the pictures* I am always sooo nervous about phone calls, I have to take a deep breath every time! I don't know what I would have done before computers Is this a public school? Are they allowed to do this? I don't think this is a legit thing If it doesn't relate to his story "whatsoever" then it will either have to be a prequel, nothing after ME3 can have nothing to due with Shepard. Duh. maybe first contact. Although I don't think they would expect people to have fun killing turians just because they're turians (and trying to kill us). ORRRR it's in the andromeda galaxy... danger? won't he die sooner or later? A.... to Z. Yep. WOW this is amazing!! " Then laugh it off as cute trick." My older brother did it Really? Someone before you might have. I had no idea there was so many different specialized vehicles just for baling hay. Hi im a guy and i wash my hair every day. Wtf? I didnt realize not every guy did Haha. Wow. Thank you so much! That game was a blast! Maybe this weekend we should play more than 1000 spaces! We did have some raunchy stuff going on How did you know?! I love the guy in the second pic. He's like "WTF is she so excited about? so pretty wait were they having sex at the end? i know she took off her thong at the end of the dance and the glimpses they give in your vid looks like he doesnt have any underwear either I loved that she came back! But as soon as I saw her eye I'm like, "Someone beat her up! *-RAAAAGE-*.... Oh damn, Tig's gonna kill someone isn't he?" I'm trying hard to justify the purpose for its existence. I can see none We are the comments Oh my gosh nintendo just insulted one of thier pokemon. Along with team flare trying to kill people and emma being homeless with no parents. This game is freaking dark Ruby looks evil There are just some things you can't unsee. Wow... that looks really fun I laughed so hard after reading this but then I realized vacuum cleaners have three prong plugs. I would've expected him to realize that he is being messed with at that e-mail part, guess not. Who's the thumbnail? There are even more of those below these I LOVE THIS Oh my god!! There's a goalie in your garage! Rockstar never fails to surprise me! Never heard of that before So she has the same ulti than Lucian now ? wtf? O fuck, dopiero teraz zauważyłem, że to strona banku Sounds like a plan =) Didn't they have one in scotland recently? wow, wtf did i just watch wow Wow I can't believe I saw this movie with my dad Then why are there speed limits if not even the slow lane does them? It says "roles" right there in the original page... That might be a more terrifying enemy than the most battle hardened Spetznaz Pretty sure me mentioning it in passing was not criteria for anyone being forced to go out of their way to dig through a week of Reddit to find it. People really ought to take responsibility for their own choices One looked definitely shopped. If you gave a limb, how would you ride it? Meteos said he favours BoTRK, and he's a beast on Nocturne, so probably best to follow his lead. yes! And now i start to wonder how life would have evolved if our earth actually spun twice as slow Subtle... I can't see any change here Ooohh sounds like fun! It's amazing how depression doesn't change the world. It just changes your perception of it. Which, if you think about it, actually does change the world, according to you. Ah, my braindeerp then lol. Had the names mixed up jpgs can move? And another emote as well I can honestly say I have never met anyone whos dream was to live in an attic selling fake passports This way of photographing sleeves always kind of wigs me out a little bit. Ballast Point Indra Kunindra. It seems to have a pretty good rating around the board but man so much curry/spices seemed to overpower and not be necessarily a good thing for a stout IMO. though the vanilla on the back-end was alright it was a horrible shock to the system at first whoa you never thought in a population of ~a billion people there would be someone else with the same name for their pet? Myślisz, że tam w tym zbożu to nie o defekację chodziło? I'm not sure if you're talking about me or the OP... People who have to put their perfume on while in the train. There's ranks where people don't How else did you think the keys got on the ring...? I started with another username 'cause I didn't realize how the internet worked yet. That one I'd used since childhood, it was my gamertag, so naturally my friends found me here and I had to go undercover But you said he survived!!!! Scarra's doctor told him not to stream? What, why? I mean, quite possibly the best villain I've ever seen. No, scratch that, absolutely the best villain I've ever seen... never knew Heath Ledger was such a boss. Did Pyro really posted 5 episodes at once Thats awful I don’t remember where I was, maybe Ulta and there were like 8 Milks. I was like Why would Jinx be number 7?? If gets reported every game, why is your statement true and mine false? But the weirdest part is that he doesn't have a belly button Aw man, what an anniversary gift! Hope I get to meet them someday. The closest I got was seeing the rhythm guitarist step out of the venue and walk down the street a few hours before the Webster Hall show. It was pretty funny because I appeared to be the only person hanging out that noticed or realized who they were. I was all story checks out I'm surprised that AOL even had $850m Discuss it then. Is my curiosity stopping you? No, OP. I see all That arm is so big Squirtles on their way out now! First one went to someone named "Anal Avenger" and I received an Espurr in return. Now I understand the shit Espurr's seen Good thing i'm only an ak haha never seen a single hacker :D at least not an obvious one Philly area. Beard and dreads... Im more and more certain that this whole superteam stuff is one of the most elaborate troll moves ever I used to do computer repair when a man and his son came in with what looked like a custom box that was bit dated. They tell me it was the man's father's computer and he had recently passed. The machine was something his father had dabbled with but neither of them knew anything about. They brought it in because it had stopped working. I open this thing up and I'm surprised that there are about 7 HDD in there. The more surprising thing was that in all the free space, the man had filled with styrofoam insulation Friend needed help fixing his old iPhone 3 so he lets me borrow it. After I figure out what was wrong with it, I open up Safari and it opens up to a xvideos page with tranny bdsm in the search bar.. Oh damn, you're right Escort pilots everywhere just got a little bit firmer in the trousers. Especially those packing elite fleet Disruptors. Has anyone else looked at the sketches of female bodies and just... I don't know... I don't even... they are 2/3 legs No she doesn't Why did I watch that? I thought this was common sense. Well, I need 40m for a sgs. What kind of trick is it? It is the base knowledge to use Annie... Really, even in frontpage, WTF guys you are playing for 5 days?? what? Isn't that the whole point of being a pro gamer? ಠ_ಠ i guess im not too bad at league of legends I lost 8bets in a row...holy crap... is it time to call quits for me or should i just go full yolo mdoe and bet on the underdogs... Or should this be a confession bear...? > Wait I don't remember that part. Why would she need to get the eyes twice? Was it because they got stronger if you got them again? Wait maybe I do remember it vaguely if that's the case. ... that... already... exists The article is fairly harsh Shadows She has bigger balls than I do, and I am a dude Yeah. I was wondering why this happened. I got 2 Torchic and only noticed recently that they both had Speed Boost. I thought I broke the game somehow. Engagement ring actually. The wedding rings are being custom cut from meteorite. I can't imagine how much of his student financial aid he blew on those. Have you seen any of the foreign NTMs? They are all like 16. According to the wiki the drop is 0.025% People complain about spacedicks but those people have never visited /r/SexyAbortions Tap the column header to reorder it Wait, Russell and L.Legend don't have statues? So much reddit gold ...nice crew name One time my Indian friend didn't actually want to send a pic, so he literally searched "big brown dick" and took a picture of the closest result he could find. Surprisingly, she believed it It could also be her zombie-son I know right Seriously, is that the guy from Rammstein doing the voiceover for that commercial? What really scares me is that my DC came within a few seconds of my firing off a LB, too ... So... they're telling the opposing team their snap count? THEY ARE JUST LEGGINGS! WITH A TINY PATCH OF FABRIC I MEAN WHAT IS THAT?! Sorry, explosion. But honestly, why would anyone want to wear their tall boots all day ohhhhh She is played What lol How did you manage to miss the context?? Jesus, how many inches IS that thing? thanks so much! I think I was one of the last ones I thought his name was like Nathan or something. I too was in Badger Boys I was talking about buying packs once i got a key well damn I can do this too. Wasn't aware it wasn't universal Back story - I brought a second-hand Pioneer CLD-D925 to upgrade my main player and when I sent a friend to pick it up (as it was out of town) the seller offered (for free) 8 boxes of laserdiscs and a Sony player that we was going to take to the dump Back story - I brought a second-hand Pioneer CLD-D925 to upgrade my main player and when I sent a friend to pick it up (as it was out of town) the seller offered (for free) 8 boxes of laserdiscs and a Sony player that we was going to take to the dump Release TF. But...what food chain do they need to be at the top of? That font oh yea there are league chat rooms OMG can you imagine the constant cry of a thousand mumu's I didn't get it, then when I saw it I looked like My god theres other Reditors from Utah fuck choco laight. i don't want no twizellex bar, i don't want no hershey crunch, i don't want no candy cane cuz i need a good snack to go wit my lunch....i want....oatmeal creme pies idioth Polish isn't going to get me to fork out €179+VAT for a personal license. That artwork. I'm to lazy to read all that text... 19% hs percentage 1 million? I paid 4k Everybody who's posting ITT is getting downvoted. Ya...I'll probably never tell my parents Here in Finland the police would probably take it away from you No you are not alone WOW, why so many minuses dollhouse was better. Awesome thanks for letting me know Im online right now if you wanna get that over with real quick It's like they're looking at me!!! A przepraszam najmocniej, co ja mam z tym wspólnego? but Korra isn't a man at all... That'll smoke up....... Or getting a slice of that pizza face O_o you make $4000 and all you have left is $1200 ? Valve made an electric car? Yup! I just scoured this thread to find someone else with the same problem. It says "8.1 PREVIEW" in a gigantic-ass purple box. Clicking it, however, changes the title of the download to "8.1 (whatever edition you have)" - so it's the final RTM, but the main button to download it is still labeled as preview. Do these guys know what they're doing? My DARE officer actually told us this story when I was in elementary school like 10 years ago. I thought he was making it up then but now that I see it here I know he wasn't kidding Wow, that is a lot of support players Never heard of such "present" it is such a pretty blue colour on the rings OOOOOO I loled with and i Can't connect too... so suprised that EUW is having problems This is scary as hell! I always have weird nightmares/sleep paralysis shit where I think something in at the end of my bed under blankets. actually thats exactly what you should be able to do to get promoted I think I'm going to get my boyfriend to take me to Memory Express this weekend, so I can start pricing out something that suits me. I'm tired of my old POS - it can't even handle Sims 3 Yeah, when I first stumbled upon it I was like I don't see him that often banned / picked in Diamond 1 EUW I use this rule too. But wait a minute... I have 2 Blitz skins already. omg it's happening Not sure if this is serious but law school was my first choice for a long time I went yesterday and only bought one thing! But it was $50. same guy who made those superwoman etc posters! Playing since Sept 19th, 239 hours played GOOD LORD!!! I had done this before but it didn't display the channel, it does now though. Weird What teh heck. He is looking better the older he gets ....I'm 24. barely get past £12k a year Oh...mah gawd... Concrete is solid. Walls are solid. A bowling ball is solid. We are sort of solid. Yet all of it is just mostly empty space Video of 30 dragon flags please Maybe because you are the troll. Was expecting a kid, but a man with a white moustache! The x-rays look almost alien He... He was? Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, that's a godly shield This changes so fucking much Wow those are expensive What have you done? Dark type! When I used to spray ceiling texture, I'd see Mexican drywall sanders wearing 2 sets of stilts strapped together...about 8 feet high. Not me... Hello deer_ It's all about all of them? Would I still need to do that decarb thing? 111 attack Wildling There is some seriously crazy downvoting going on at the bottom of this thread How the hell do you manage to afford a deathcap on any support? I honestly can't figure out how people can't remember the name wtf you cant drop from division V???? if im silver V i cannot fall to bronze?? Crumbzz didn't speak a single time of Vi jungle, probably the best jungler atm and highly picked in worlds this post was 25 days ago what are you doing here I knew someone who was supposed to be on one of the planes but ended up switching flights. I'm sure its a common occurrence. Or they were there with me Have you tried changing the topic of conversation? It says you have to add me How they are seen as the standard of beauty in many societies, I'm talking specifically about America though..So basically minorities deviate from that standard and usually it ends up being the ones closest to that that are still seen as attractive. It also seems like it's so much easier for a white girl to get in a relationship. I'm black and when it comes to interracial dating like someone said you never know if they date you and if they don't wanna date you it could be because of you or literally just because of your race -_- pair that with a fear of being a fetish (one of my black friends casually dated a guy and he said "yeah i'm really into black girls right now" You changed eye colors? That's 130 more pounds than I weigh at the same height Nothing can hide from us I also went year one, got presale last year and found out about floor wristbands the day of, and my receipt for this years presale also says 11:00:05! ARE YOU ME? thanks :] cause I was like Upper >> Blemish >> Fuck. Maybe women's suits are more forgiving, but I have to say I enjoy going to work in a suit. It makes me feel good-looking and important. But... maybe I'm a little shallow, too. It was shocking that an area of North Dakota got 43" of snow just a week ago Even the rate at which the hash rate is getting faster... is getting faster. But there's a PC version BAD THINGS ARE COMING I actually think most of them are males Hypercard is the only way to do VR I had to hit myself in the head for my brain to shutdown yep, same here been waiting for MONTHS For this to be released... thought for sure that they would have it done by the time the official version was released.. guess not I'm taking a piss? No not that I know of... ?? Especially when it costs $25 Who is this guy? Yes, the LoL item really is named after Ohmwrecker. I think the sentries are now like dust Is this the 6th pick 6 in 6 games? you have so much to give away Brooke Sometimes you find old women with that name. They look kind of swollen I noticed that it is now a Curse website. Just like Solomid.net . They are taking all them League of Legends website those fuckers Why the fuck am I the only one who has *almost* never seen an harasser with a vulcan on it.... Dude... And you're doing nothing about it ? Thats your daughter! Thanks for the tips. We already have a chewing deterrent but we had stopped using it because our last dog loved it so much Okay, this made me feel like I have schizophrenia. $15/hr?! Why are people choosing Dyrus over balls OOC: Is buying oil hard? I don't get it. The title says one thing and the comment inside says another Ikr. I fucking came Even stranger that it helps balance vaginal flora .5 for the first time... only if they fix their servers so they are no longer unstable do I think this is a good idea Holy crap..... Camp Nowhere holy shit I actually havent used any of them yet. I am so partial to the rest of the eyeshadows that I have that its been difficult to try something new. Which is weird. Is this where they make skittles? I remember lagging as isis once and threw 5 spirit balls and it destroyed my friend in assault challenge How is almost everyone dead yet North America is still green? I have never tried Quinn Jungle. Im gonna piss off some people with that one Are you Banksy? omg. So much gold or jaune grew taller I wasn't aware the dye actually changed the sprites O_o Does this mean paint also changes the sprites of blocks? Jesus Wait wait wait...I'm ev training my mewtwos speed and sp.atk as well and THAT is is as his as it can go?! That is crazy Damn, you've got a voice holy shit I don't know... This sounds really difficult Amazing ! Has no one noticed the Bluth name yet? Wait, you watch porn with do...on second thought, I don't want to know. Yes, the LoL item really is named after Ohmwrecker. Why do I know this? I haven't played LoL at all! Yup, we've got hallow and corruption. Now chorophyte will take over Because i'm at work? That's a girl? Ben Arfa had 3 IFs in 13??/ HOLY SHIT that beard The hell kind of car did you buy with less than 300$ a month payment + insurance? Dat muzzle blast Hmm... This is really strange. I tried uploading a screenshot of an error message, but I can't access www.imgur.com either I'm just nervous. There's a lot to remember Does anyone have a count on how much Gold is in this thread? By a lot of people you mean a handful of legitimate new players that just hit cap, and then a bunch of people's irrelevant alts? wow. No Aspas/rectum puns? DEAR GOD EVERYONE DID GET GOLD The fuck? I don't even know what gold does other than conducts electricity pretty great If a guy said he wanted to dominate me I would laugh his arse right down. Great opening line he's got there... OH MY GOSH I have the same last name as the liar. It wont stop looking at me and i can't stop looking back I won my only Arena thanks to Leeroy Chinese army fights with flamethrowers huge wasps. So now I'm in the future I read about. POP? And jeez that's scary! I'm pretty sure it works like Pacman, and you just appears on the other side of the universe and your ghosts will still haunt you. I WOULD BUY THE SHIT OUTTA THAT UNICORN Remember the first chapter when Mikasa woke Eren up from his dream? This is that dream Maybe they did "a single Google search consumes electricity equivalent to turning on a 60W light bulb for 17 seconds" That definitely puts things into perspective I was originally raised Hindu, and I gotta say this depiction of the Gods is by far the coolest I have ever seen. So much so, that if someone were to make a show or anime based around them I would probably watch Really? What the....is that what the game is supposed to look like? 4,871% here - How'd you get so high So Muzen before wukong? this is the first i've heard of this theory Mid-Laners on the run Did anyone genuinely think he was gonna leave? First I've heard of this Why is the jewel case for your SoulSilver so thick? True. I guess I am going off the comic con population that I saw at Fan Days in Dallas, TX. SO. MANY. YELLOW. JUMPSUITS. I was called *Frog Eyes* because I had coke bottle lenses and the optometrist didn't offer compact lenses at that time. I was and am very farsighted. (⌐ The Beast... once he's, you know, human again. Unless you're just kinky like that- imagine what you want. I'm more scared of your eye sockets than I am of those dudes. Know the feelind bro! I was supporting my adc. Died many times so he wouldn't. And he was all like "omg feeder!" Dang I bought Monster Hunter 3U and animal crossing at the same time. Played Animal Crossing up until the point where they tell you you're the mayor and then was like, yeah not today. Switched to Monster Hunter and have not touched Animal Crossing since then. I'm pretty sure I don't even know where it is Didnt you know thorzain has been on Navi for the last year Which museums? Wait, so you would do it depending on how much it paid? Where is this from >You made the story up ( kolejka jak za komuny (znam z opowieści All hail the Hypnotoad... All I can see is May's boobs getting bigger ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD What the hell was so interesting about its mouth before it went prehensile that the fish had to get that close? what was chatot's ot? I sent out a chatot Oh my....I would try to correct you and say you lived up next to a psycho hippie pedo Ad placement kinda.... fits... but did anyone read the article? Seriously.... WTF is wrong with some people?!?!?! What animal is that woah seriously dude! I have to watch some spongebob to get that out of my imagination WHY ISN'T THIS A GAME?! All these reddit giveaways suck balls for new people like me, who made an account to take part Fellow Redding people? "The name comes from the computer-gaming term 'grinding' -- playing until one is able to break the code of the game". Does he only have one ear gauged? epp! Thanks! I wasn't sure what to offer you Sudden cold weather? A few days ago I was wearing just 1 layer of clothes walking the streets of myeongdong Everyone have a different 'budget' cause my budget ar15 cost me 1.1k to build. But yours can be lower or higher.... So give us a number to work with :D 600. 700. 800. 1.5k Oh wow, I can only imagine. wiped? Now I wanna know what that person said. Was it perverted? None I've noticed the same thing actually, it's weird. I still see it during pro play though. Solo Queue or LCS is this why you liked my knee-highs so much Completely unaware of his growing internet fame...Or is he? and I thought that I was dedicated on finding a shiny from hatching (I have 3 full boxes of Honedge) That may be true, but you may also just make a ton of money. I am fresh out of school though, so my paycheck makes me go I didn't have the benefit of the second part. When I was told about it, they said your reaction was These were taken with my phone O.O I can honestly say I did not know that could happen lol. For whatever reason, I've never had the band be a problem. Of course, mine are always on the tightest hook so they're not loose and they are parallel to the floor. My 34A band leaves some red marks because it's tight so I can't mentally comprehend going even tighter than that unless I'm trying to break my skin. Changing what next season Justice is really expensive unless you go when they have the 40-50% off entire store sale. They end up being between 25-35 depending on the sale. The two pack was $30 after the half off. Too much bb code OOC: Oopsie. Such derp :P Oh wow spheal is bigger than i thought We just pushed him for a first down. Oh god, learned that one the hard way just this morning. Took me twenty minutes to backtrack up through the depths to find that crazy old lady. She price-gouges like crazy. Looks awesome but I can only help but feel a little off about the fact that the monitor is near the front edge of your desk Is that Jonah Hill? No, it's fine. Nothing wrong with, ah… pomelos. (One of us… one of us…) Willing recipients of HIV? Can you actually get the smoke to go through? Because, you know, death Wasn't rock immune to electric moves and rock effective against electric before? I'm so confused I get 4hrs screen time on my stock nexus 4 and I always thought that this is considered "shitty battery life". It seems I must reconsider... These are normal? chai pu'er, what? That sounds like a pedophilic rape story Don't get this obsession with yoga and farting. Never felt the need to fart in yoga, never heard anyone fart in yoga..etc You lost 15 LP for losing Holy shit, I thought the dogs head was coming up out of a blanket then I realized the blanket was the rest of him. Funny thing is that I competed against Jimmy Friedrich last year as a blue belt, and now he's going against Buchecha in the first round Hunter X Hunter Whoops, must have seen that wrong. Can't blame me with what he's actually wearing For some reason i read that to the same beat as FACK... In eminem's voice too Holy shit....on the Xbone, I could play a game with the Toonami stream snapped to the side Gyrate is such an .. unpleasant word What are we trading again? Holy crap. The one day I didn't bother crazy checking my e-mail I get one What the fuck? I totally thought this was my kitchen for a second. Same pot, same kettle, same arrangement ot pot and kettle. Andy's Hot Fries are very addicting Surely this is a trick O_O...why did you give me this?! I can say something happened 10 years ago and I wasn't in high school. Goyathalay was also Chiricahua. Just wondering about the relevance..? Twist ending: Hadrius is the guy on the bus This is just like when you joke with your friends face to face saying movie quotes, but online Oh, you still do that? w...what? I uh.... i actually read it in Sky voice Wait, the AI uses it too? "I'm hear to[...]" Me too. Gets awkward How can you tell them apart? They look identical to me That, and the creepy lighting makes you look like an internet serial killer/rapist who's gonna track down my IP adress and get me Wth, this is the 2nd photo I've seen on reddit of someone's place looking exactly like ours...We have that same wood-laminent flooring, same adhesive tile, and same red wall paint... I've been working on a box of Snorlaxes to send out, personally. Mostly because those things look so HAPPY to me. About the rumour Müller had contact with FC Barcelona: 'Wut? Woah wait, seriously? That died like forever ago! So you can feed them to zombies? It was easy for me, the Longs stores in the town I used to live in looked like they were built in the 1970s and never updated. CVS came in and changed this - but Longs had also just built a couple of brand new stores and remodeled a store (GAAAAASP! Four Leaf is on Lich ?? chink vs gooks in an na tournament I can Are you sure that's not real.... those eyes, she's way into it I't always have been opposite for me I really hope waffelstomp isn't what i think it is Right?! I want to go to Black Marsh and Valenwood the most. Apparently Black Marsh is supposed to have glowing foliage. Like Pandora But.... most of the dragons in Skyrim were nearly wiped out Ettäkö se on sitten ihan ok törsätä verorahoja sinun mielestäsi ulkoisesti rumien blogien tekijöiden vangitsemiseen? I can't believe how much they're going for on localbitcoin. Last trade as of this post was for $197. Holy crap, poison is good for something? Serious question: why do people do this? It was my understanding men liked and needed their dick intact Semi... Trailer? what Ya I get that... but overnight how do I go from +5 to +15. I was on a two losing streak when I got off I have it! I couldn't get enough of the movie, so I had to find more. You had a teemo on your teemo? i'm getting redirected to disney.com for some reason. Who doesn't have Careful Synth II? For some reason I thought it was a really shitty photoshop edit at first. Your hairstyle is exactly what I wish my hair would look like. these minimum specs confuse me. these games shouldn't require that unless they are remakes or something. I tried to find out who produced them (and who wrote compatibility for modern OSs), and there isn't a listed publisher or developer... dafuq? According to that last match, new meta- Never stay in a single lane for more than 30s The last picture looks like everything's on fire Whats wrong with the guy named "Backtooth" tho. FUS RO DAH is it only visual in free roam too? why would someone downvote this? **6794**! I assume I'm doing it right. ...where did you find this Because not every situation is appropriate to get an erection in. Wait, what other ways can you get him to bring a vehicle if not from the phone? I was politely waiting for the front door to open. Which never did...I have learnt a lot today. He entered through the 'exit' door. Which at first I try to do, and was stopped by the driver finishing his shift, and was told to wait and enter through the front door. Server reset, or severe reset...? Unbelievably relevant Good Lord. I have no idea how to do that Oh.. I think for broad nib you can use it for longer and just sand off the sides.. I'm not sure though. But if it's about to snap maybe for safety reasons you should change it ._. Okaaaaaay...*backs away slowly* **(O_o)>-** **( These guys better take the NPCs with them from now on Nah, man. Never heard of either of them. What if sigi became fcd coach? I did that in a game. She turned around and started accusing me of wanting attention all because of my vagina I hike a lot and I know i don't have to worry as long as the temp is above 32, generally speaking. But I'm not sure what rule applies to being naked in a lake... crazy short stem this changes everything I payed 25€ for one deck What if denying kids from realizing the world is quite violent, is what makes them immature enough to not being able to handle the violence of a videogame, thus fucks them over once they face the real world How many skins do you own? fairly would tho :) and move suh to end or LB and thats just scary 3 and a half trenches?? This looks like my parent's bathroom...dad? ....mom? ... that sub exists?! There is so much gold in this thread 4484-8825-1723 I have fire, A Braixen, i think. Havent seen a fortress yet actually I thought it was about to fly away That can't be real... -40? .....Oh my god What if she was talking about the statue In the shoulder? 618 gamerscore and he's had his account for 5 years? you may have just offered me a trade, but for some reason the box either didn't show up or disappeared Today the OP learned how to read the package that was in front of him/her. Bravo! Also C418? Yeah, it does. I am talking about ssj3 vs kid buu. not bills. I know Bills is stronger I don't understand how you are confusing me talking about goku vs kid buu with goku vs bills Them boobies you need cheeks to blow? Erk, chicken and fish together in a burger Does this mean you're good at sheep? they were travelling at 17 000 Miles per hour? Is the collective male pig usa...?. Does he have a deviantart .... This is just the weirdest shit ever. Like, get over it already. Proof that God does exist! I think anywhere in a country where everybody stares at you in unison is a horrible place I found that finding the best possible lighting seems to work for the above gestures. The game couldn't see that my eyes were indeed To be fair, he was saying that blowing up a whole bunch of people is BAD. Better to snipe the ones you want. I mixed up the pronunciations of ㄱ and ㄲ and I'm pretty sure 중 = not very good at Korean (hell even 고 could be described as "not very good at Korean". I can like...read Korean Wikipedia articles Y'know.... you can overdose on 7 marijuanas... what do you do with it? I'm not sure if you (adolfadolf? hrm... Wow, that is soooo beautiful. I only just recently got my 3DS so I've only been playing Animal Crossing. I own Rayman Origins but I haven't really played yet. I REALLY want to get Pokemon X though! The Jeffery and Jackson trade is obviously trade rape, but I'm pretty sure you got bad value on the AP trade. Who puts old pudding in mayo jars?! What?! No? I don't get it It... It's beautiful! Wat. and damn I love saying his name. It's magical Oh. I wasn't being serious. A cyst? That looks like a tumor What's going on here? Nothing happens when I press control-R when I have VLC player open You have to buy it. who is Amber Kiser? uh.. is that an old school NES legend of zelda cartridge in one of the pics? Tacos? funny we like taking things from you guys I am literally toasted right now. Was I the only one surprised by how easily the window broke? I have stamps in my wallet always... I'm 23 Is it pronounced the same way? Particle Effects or Unusual Effects? I'm pretty sure he said Platinum was the worst tier he played in or it was somone else Or learn how to swim and get out of this whole running on the road/sidewalk debate all together. Holy cow this thead got heated fast! So many graduates of Umad in this thread. Both runners and drivers! I first read this as "I want to feel a car" What kind of establishment do you work at? Son of a bitch that's what I have Deep inside we all work for reddit The Hiroshima comment I can only shudder at the idea of home-schooled pastors! That's a lot to add all at once... What kind of weird websites? You can combine stuff? Not to mention zeus The UK (or just Britain? There's lot's of Canadians per person? Wow, good job, I've never seen an ass looking like that. Holy crap, 11 a day!? Maybe i'm brock sister You could barely spell at 10 years old? It was all fun and games untill I saw the picture No shame, I'd hit the deck... and probably more then that. DAMN that's low. Have you shown it to her? The internet Matrix Wow, where did you come to learn this? Is that you on reddit even after you die on the moon? That Curse comeback i can see into your belly button Make awesome cookies Do you mean the "best case of bad parenting"? Doesn't seem to work waaaa? who told you I was crazy!? Was it the voices again?? H O L Y S H I T Rule 46 Yea, that angle definitely looks, to me, like a black and white photo of people posing (before seeing his face). The indents from his fingers into her skin are what struck me the most too, and the vein in and contours of his arm. Her second to last toe even slightly dips under the middle toe like mine too huh half court shots in basketball got a freshman a year of tuition and another guy 50000 bucks. Weird. Every Dratini I breed has shed skin. Is that a big deal? umm you can do 1-50 in less than a day right now Did... did that safety Falcon Punch Gio? How does 60fps even relate to server problems? One may never know. So you might also recommend A Serbian Film? I think she was black in my game I use my ring finger and pointer on both hands for 90% of keys and I type 120-130wpm You can't post that and then not give the Nr. 1 answer Oh my god, your flair! Eyes are like it just woke up •_• Timeout This reminds me of the hamster/rat commercials (scion I think?), but the cats are so much better ..Just a small question.. Where do you keep all that stuff? That guy to the left is the first Captain-Picard-Cosplayer I saw who actually looks like Patrick Stewart why so "I love cock cancer" ( During my single time I hooked up with a guy I met at a friends party. We went out a couple of times and I liked him a lot. He was the perfect gentleman, had a great body, was smart and well-mannered. Long story short: we ended up in his bedroom and suddenly he went all Jekyll and Hyde. He beat the crap out of me and spat in my face. I tried to get out of his room but... well let's just say it ended pretty nasty. Weeks later I met him at a party again, he asked my why I never called him after, he thought we had a great time Wow!!! I dont see why it would be, no one wants to drink a weakness potion... Are you wearing turquoise spandex? I'm so confused by your comment Why is it bloody? Should? For some reason your code is invalid to me He's streaming right now Can I have one please God, I didn't even know this was a thing, and it's 28 episodes in? You can have hoes anywhere the fuck? holy crap dude. "i know im missing a lot" hahahah. I just got my gf into zelda, myself. She had some trouble with Windwaker, so i started her out with Ocarina. She actually enjoyed that, and it was easier to pick up, so i started to list the main story games, at least the ones i gre up with. Zelda 1, Zelda 2, LTTP, Links Awakening, Ocarina, Majora's Mask, Windwaker, and of course shes like I'm not sure why but it reminds of a disguise for Agent 47 from Hitman Yeah. The guy behinnd me called JJ Watt a Faggot and being close to the side line were we were JJ looks up shakes his head. The look in JJ's face I'm lost if I see one, I'll jump on it :P Being on a 320GB right now... just makes me... This is possibly the weirdest circle comparison I've seen I don't have a ditto safari but if you feel like adding me I'm here and waiting and it's a super sexy looking device with nothing but a monolithic orgasm inducing pitch black front panel My sister is a nurse and one guy came in with a cell phone stuck up his ass (mind you this was a few years ago and was a "brick" cell phone). He said he was in the kitchen bending over and placing something in the oven when someone threw it through his open window straight into his asshole. $834.00 ( Second that thought exactly...I don't get how they think at all. Awesome! But could someone tell him not to make max tier purple with a black moon. My boyfriend's mum is called Mrs Hand You have enough for a bench And what if "Muppets" is just a mashup of "Master of Puppets"? This thread is breaking the time stream Never noticed the sand before Whoa Im gonna go work the puching bag, this game is tense For real, though--what kind of profile do you have that elicits a comment like that Oh my Is that an overstatement or do you actually orgasm from kisses Oh yeah! That is fine! Its a female one right? How in the world did you manage to get a hold of him in order to eat wings with him? How can you NOT Ryver: 3969-5020-9187 Electric. You have the best fire type I've seen yet Golf?? Hmm.. maybe i'm thinking of a completely different game That mob of silver knights was horrifying!...Then the archers showed up too That's somehow.. disturbing She reminds me of "rectal thermometer cat". I hope this is not the case for everyone? I turned in a paper two weeks ago and am still waiting to hear feedback. I only have 4 weeks left of the semester... Isn't that a shitload of glass? "Magazine for super game age!"...oh ok then..... From a stranger? I thought I saw her holding a game controller, and she also had 3 legs wow that's pretty unlucky being matched with someone who only plays 3v3 Sorry about the crappy formatting. I'm a newb here Definitely an awesome combo - glad you enjoyed it! If you want a really, REALLY hot one, then give the vindaloo a go - thinking of making a Madras next - another spicy one Where do you live, exactly that people don't know such a simple thing I think people in Silver these days aren't even trying anymore. It feels like they have lost hope and just play whatever they want. I never had that while my climb up to silver 2 but since silver 2 people went crazy No seriously, I'm curious. Who is moby? I was pulling for him so badly, then I remember this is nononono. It's a thing? I had no idea... When I first tried Brave Bird I was What... are you talking about? You were fine without a tutorial crazy ass accurate Woah, the driver of the SUV died 5 videos per day? Well, you've certainly outdone yourself ... The cast? Who was inexplicably absent yet again? We all know it's "The Blacks" who steal. You can't leave anything around that family. Omg you're hot Can confirm: leveling ridiculously fast. And all that flying around in bamboo forest! Maya's figure is kinda... off. You made me forget my name Where did you find it?? I hate censorship, even my car stereo censors words... Yes coz its not the 8 hour work day that's the issue, but the fact that we sleep I didn't get enough sleep again, almost spilled coffee on my keyboard *again*, and my daughter won't stop singing "I can swing my sword" holy... mega gengar* looks awesome I'm loving this article. But how can it be from Oct 28, 2013? Is this article from the future? Indeed, Weller and Old Grand-Dad are excellent for the price. This year I'm getting my hands on William Larue Weller though. My first BTAC As someone whose never played a holographic game (I'm 27) - Was anyone else's skin crawling when she said that? I thought the rooms in my house were small... The effed up thing is ditto has to switch between pitching and catching depending on who you put in there with them What exactly would give you that idea? Wow. I'm absolutely mesmerized.. I can't look AWAY I agree! I don't need the internet for attention Why the fuck is anyone upvoting this? It isn't funny and it sends a terrible message. Woah. Shit. Wut. Reading this thread has emotionally scarred me for life... I once got damage from flash lol why would they censor the word suck? haha thats what I never got That sound notification when you find a game That sound notification when a game is found I would provoke an angry mob to try to get a key > I agree Someone in Spain acted that way? Mom+Dad+Baby Canada 2 Mexico But Pokemon X & Y are based on the Cartesian plane, not on chromosomes. eat enough blue ones and the letters can spell whatever you like What ? So then who is the hot girl who walks by in the towel? His sister? What tapes are 10 years old? The part that scared me the most was the found footage at the end, totally thought it was real and I was messed up for a little while Haha good, lots of the stories I have red today involve cocaine somehow...Maybe I am just picking the wrong questions to browse through I kept thinking what it would be like to be experiencing sleep paralysis and see that coming toward you. How was it even possible to make these things with 18th century technology. And this was made by one person Back then? That was just months ago What kind of person *doesn't* have a car alarm? It's obviously racist. What will happen when Thresh will have sex with Ahri? This is only *mildly* interesting? Probably, I was just surprised. How come it only shows you having 2 Pokemon in your Safari? someones been playing WarZ There are "herpes couples" ???? I would see that movie 8 times. Unrelated, but I guess that's how Reddit works sometimes... but where in the world is this place you're stuck?! I met this hipster looking girl ( Think Victoria Justice face but with a fantastic body) at the show and she got a tad tipsy and grabbed my arm and put it around her right as he started playing Gravity I've been playing since May You can buy special wards with ip As someone with r1 production mastery.... i feel like i would waste a lot of time and money on refining which i dont even have Wait you can report people for being bad? Wtf? On imdb for the next star wars movie her part is rumored to be Leia Solo Yes, there are stinkers I've never heard of, too, like "Fury" and "Meeting Evil" ... > Someone in Spain acted that way? Crazy to think that even if you made 60 dollars an hour, it would take you 31 years to become a billionaire Hold up right there...Bisaya ka? I am actually a female, and I just noticed you are a boy. Here is a little bonus for that fact. When you get to college, stay away from the "screw every girl" mentality. It will end very BADLY! If a girl wants to have sex with you, she may have feelings for you. Don't take advantage of that, especially the ones that don't know the difference between physical lust filled attention and actual genuine interest (Looking at the Fathers here for that fiasco). It is down right stupid when a guy will do and say all kinds of things to have sex with a girl and then label her crazy for putting more into it or getting hurt by it. It's just wrong and cruel. I will give you a college secret that more guys need to figure out: If you only want sex, TELL HER!! Is it possible she will turn you down? Of course, but that is her right. However, in all honesty, a lot of girls in college don't want a serious relationship that will lead to marriage, they just want monogamy, which is smart. Plenty of girls are just as curious as boys and just as much wanting to explore. Just be honest before hand. We have all been brainwashed with the mentality that boys should sleep around to be studs but girls need to lose their virginity and only have sex with their future husbands. that was the best impression ive ever read, are you a wizard? you can check sidebar on mobile I just realised that the company that helps me prevent spelling mistakes IS actually a spelling mistake Looks like the beginning of "Prometheus"! Me too, and I am working on hatching a shiny one now...wish me luck > Within months? Were they straight to DVD or something? WHAT. IS. THIS. People actually give stuff away in eve? Wait, I hope you don't think I have any affiliation with them, I don't How does something like that happen? OMG yaes ...From all you've heard?? Like semen is flying out of the guy's penis Wait.....there are people who actually log out of Reddit and need to log back in daily? I really like the surprised all chat when pudge or venge is in the game "HOW DO YOU HAVE BLINK Then how did i tauntkill a phlog taunt with my ubersaw ... Lawsuits for what My reason - No person here deserves that key more than the rest. Some sob story or very desperate person will more than likely win the key, like the rest of them. That person will be happy for x amount of days or months until he is bored, and then move on to the next one. Nobody here deserves the key, nor do any of you need the key. There are so many other things in life than games and beta keys.. Find a girlfriend, go on a date, change the world. That is why you must give it to me, to protect the innocent As someone who has actually done this, albeit with someone who only is mostly lesbian (poly chicks are interesting/fun and rarely only swing one way 100% of the time), without long term awkwardness affecting the friendship I say to go for it. I had a huge megacrush on my friend and never expected anything more than cuddles but one night I was practicing DJing liquid drum n bass (think super fast breakbeat jazz) it just ended up happening at some point in the night. If she hadn't been on her period I might have gotten more surprisingly enough as well. Some lesbian chicks give the best head too Its funny because i haven't even killed 3rd gym so far and you guys finished already There's still something weird about the lighting behind the smoke. It seems like the white smoke is illuminated strangely cum has proteins in it? hold the f***** phone, blizzard set up ebay ? Strange....I'm Yvonne from California but I never sent out an Staryus. what are all these waves what kind of porn are you into, Saints bro???? Yeah I don't know why he suggests that they should add an option to disable hurting other players when you can just go on PvE Do you add lemon zest in your lemonade? Tony Blair got to the Daleks as well? $20 too why are you red The "busting out" of racial slurs is because it's such a touchy subject. Since people get so angry about racial slurs, that's why perceived "racists" (the term has actually become subjective now :/) choose to use them. As a shitty high school kid, I personally said "nigger" a lot joking around with my friends, but I don't say it anymore not because it's racist, but because saying it would be committing social and professional suicide. Also, sometimes people can't control my anger, which I believe pertains more to what I glanced over the sentence and only ready "That is if she puts him/her down..." Who in their right mind cleans themself with a sponge?!? I don't even eat meat, and i'm salivating! What kind of powerful psychotropic drugs are the government giving people to make them forget they live in Kansas That's a life hack? Great website man! I had a lot of fun looking at my stats. Wish I didnt get a new laptop about a year ago. :( I always wondered how many Twitch games I had played over the years (I main him). Since September of 2012 I have 575 though... I must have well over a thousand games total with him.... Make sure none of them are broken *overall leaderboard* I sense a lemon I got 36:55:19 and thought it might mean 36 weeks at first All those Icons A rejuvenation pops up just as I sit down to play the other day. I was like. I hate lemons, but love lemonade I think they are trying to talk to each other My girl smells like cinnamon.. and tastes like bananas You seem like you know what you're doing Lol ( I'm new to the RSST ) when you wick like that would the juice still auto drip(when you lean it @ 3 o'clock) towards the top and loops still? 1200W? i thought it was the Vikings yeah, like through the skin outside the eye socket is how I imagined it... I think I've seen that once or twice. Damn you, I was about to go to sleep! O_O .. why did you even attack ....Godamn.....just holy shit! I see it! Best. Parents. Ever. I remember that. Less fluff here in the SW of IL, but same schizoid temperature dichotomy. Mind = blown Try checking the Rome2.exe properties and whether or not you're running it as the admin. I've managed to run it with the box unchecked Holy *christ*. Just whoa How close were you to the screen? And you still have 41 oil Can I be allowed to know what this is from? Hi, God Woah, looks like your ahole is about to come out. Prep H that shit asap! Why would you refund a kit then buy it again? dat intense stare during the shake test... Doesn't look restricted to me Togepi and Swirlix same pokemon and moveset for me too > What's up with helmet guy? That helmet reminds me of the ones from Psycho-Pass and kinda creeps me out. He even had it on for dinner purple paint for the yak? *deep breath* TEACH ME ABOUT BAZONGAS! His parents may still be in recovery. I mean, those are some pretty large boxes. Tinker bell is a pixie though Dem smiles...! NO THANKS IM GOOD Not as confused as I was when I walked into a dark club and sat in a velvet booth with a tank of lobsters on the table... Is that his voice? Hahaha, it was just something i doodled in class. I was just covering the bases of what I've seen on /r/friendsafari for the past week but LS on ADC is common at the moment No semi colon. But... but then how do you function without the caffeine...? But the doves that's the only reason I got that skin Oh okay that's rational ummm...wat? WAT? Definitely the same face if anything. Wait wait wait wait...rampart helps flash? 1 second ago Is that why this game introduced cars? Starting off with a 6.5 Creedmoor So many critical comments... Yet so many up votes... I mean no offense, but you sound kind of scary. He is touching her butt. I know she's 23, but god damn... she looks like a child in that photo. Um... Wtf is wrong with doublelifts face? he looks like some1 beat shit out of him lol What, exactly, was he charged with? !? Dude she's like the nicest qtest person 30 - 60 is quite easily playable It's a game not a chore... This is... fascinating can i haz a key if you have extra ? Łoł... That's deep Someone predicted on Pojo that'd he'd be a Burei for Noble Knights. They weren't too far off Novel reading? how do you calculate this ? wait, what? why? clit dragon Did anyone else not get one? Ive been playing since early access and just never got one OH MY GOD Why would you even be on /r/WTF if your in class The amazing thing is how fast it encrypts. NIC utilization up to 30% Oh man :( I tried doing the Masuda Method and still don't have a shiny Vulpix. I just want one so I can continue on with my life Are you serious? Dont run into bushes? Here in Iowa, they outlawed smoking in bars but not casinos. So is there any point to buying Hydra's lament rather than the new option that scales with items and buffs? Or that she's into blind monks...come on op,give it to her I posted in /r/askwomen once - hoooooboy, hear the warcry of internalized misogyny. Whoa. What's up with your username? Did you just say Five Guys gives you extra bacon and cheese for free?! Where are they getting this from? Why the fuck HoN? Why people still play this when we got superior in every single way Dota 2? A few weeks ago, I was driving home at night on a dark highway from Virginia to Maryland and saw Slenderman on the side of the road entering the woods. *gasp* how did you know! OH MY FUCK, I just realized that I've just seen Treena from Trailer Park Boys (sort of) naked! If you don't have a discrete GPU then the A10 is the only option. Unless...can Windows run headless? It's strangely labelled as tech-house in Beatport. Ummm, I have you tagged as "Dirty lying no good lemon stealing slutzebra." I can't believe I just noticed this too In what way does fear even have rng? did you add me yet? it doesnt show you on my list yet I know the girl on the right its like you guys can read my mind if its confirmed i see many people chain trading in the near future Oh, I'm so suprised that Marauder and Ranger are so unpopular Up with the spiders ... These plans... They shock me with their insanely high prices im way behind on the times just now made a reddit account Instead of a dark ritual, why don't you just ask us to win? such fine details i've never swallowed a whole peanut nor have i seen peanuts in my poo. though, a lot of people here seem to understand the peanut in poo thing. so i guess its common ???? 9 more games. wow my roomate has been doing the same thing and I wanted to tell him. its been 2 months As someone who's caffeine sensitive... 3 cups?!?! I don't even know if my college has a student union... I already see a loser WTF Uhh... how do either of those foods cut the roof of your mouth? Yes... Yes I do Hahahaha..... Im wanting to study abroad in a couple of years Shyvana nerf? Are they for real? Yea let's remove early game power from one of the least relevant champions in the game I grew up and still live in the American midwest. The furthest east I've been was northern France, where I learned what real cheese ought to taste like. The furthest west I've been was Big Island of Hawaii, where I learned that I may be allergic to shellfish. ????? What the hell? The statistics for drug trafficking in Norway seem unbelievably high. 300 - 400 people per 100,000? In a country of 5 million that's 15 - 20,000 people... I'm slightly appalled that some people have entire codes in Excel.. I don't get this supposed feud with U of Rochester. Awesome. If I stepped out onto the balcony this morning, I'd be in your video Hmmm... Should I upvote for great parenting or downvote because of vertical camera orientation? I'll give it to you this time, but you best fix yourself in the future. I don't know if he'd let you. Nothing. The leg bone is connected to the nothing.. The website reminds me of some kind of PUA/Tony Robbins mashup. Whoa, how did you trade with me without adding me onto Friends? HOLY SHIT! Did not notice that at first Free rent and food? I would have to pay for nothing It's weird realizing that pupils are the black part of the eye, and in the different types of Sharingan the pupils/irises are jacked up in all kinds of ways ^^^^^^ Glad I'm not the only one. tomorrow, eat his food to teach him a lesson Oo I work in a cellphone repair shop (which also sells cellphone accessories). A man walks in asking to buy something computer related, so naturally, we dont carry that part. When he asks where he could get it for cheap, I told him I'm not sure which stores carry the part and not sure how much it'll cost (as the stores aren't owned by the same people), so he might have to ask around for it. The guy then gets all offended and says how rude I was, and that "This is Canada! You're supposed to be nice!" Passively criticizing vertical video? I'm not sure if I should upvote you for fighting the good fight, or downvote you for allowing that shit to fly. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time, but you best downvote everything vertical video in the future. What injury did he sustain? His ankle looks pretty fucked in this crash. What the hell is that? Vow to never speak to them again unless they go to the fucking marketplace! IT'S FOR THEIR OWN GOOD FOR FUCK'S SAKE jaw dropped. that's pretty wicked He's new right? What kind of a question is that? i didnt see that one before Woah, did you kill him? Cause thats the only explanation i see for him to be sleeping for so long How does that explain the hands going the wrong way 21B as medic backup, Watto for anti-jedi measurements, Max Rebo for...musical accompaniment during operation? Exactly, and everyone hates and thinks he's op Hey wait a second... what about mushroom biomes? I don't see any in that picture... Low mana regen? That's the strongest mana regen in the game at 25mp5 it aint happening =P unless.... korra kills all the current air benders Don't jinx it!! Read that as "Scientists Create an Orgasm.." Yeah, i was gonna make a post about this ....my middle name is James my eyes Koji profit? It knows whirlwind Any brand of contact lenses, I drop them, I leave them in too long, they dry out, they irritate my eyes, but I gotta do whatever it takes to see Ha.... I remember my mom telling me only drug dealers had pagers. Then my mom got one. Eating cereal...browsing reddit.. and showering at the same time....are you a magician So you consciously losing your promotions make system bullshit? I don't want to imagine what the girls from 2Girls1Cup would bring Root and stem... I had to do a double take to make sure this was in fact the minecraft subreddit. What if we're all part of *her* Wonderland? It's a real name. I came across it in a stack of arrest sheets. Haha, yes in some way I owe the best decision of my life to 4chan. And that's exactly what I meant. I said "As for Faker losing lanes, wasnt that true" it was in a way true 'cause he lost the first game, since he died and his turret was gone, but the thing is, he did get ganked by their top lane which is crazy, he then 1vs1'd him while he had the FB and fought inside minions, and even then when Nida ran he followed for free spear dmg, and then the third kill was Elise coming so he used flash and was 50%, and then Nida just turret dove it 10 secs later. So yes he lost there but it's not like PawN really owned him 1vs1, the first gank was really the reason he lost and the second death where he went aggressive. I'm simply statin' it wasn't so much PawN playin' great as Faker playin' bad. And the second game Faker didn't lose lane holy shit, that old meme suddenly again in my brain Pardon? How have I not made a distinction? One is glitching, one isn't. A friend just received his ... I should be happy, but that's just not possible Wat. Wuuuut? Also, who skateboards in a skirt? another extension? not a small one either The person has posted in /r/Portland several times. Assuming the Bismarck is ~800 ft long, that means Cthulhu's head is about 800 ft x 1600 ft! Well then that would only prove that the NSA really DID put those cameras there IN ORDER TO CAUSE THE SHOOTING WOW I have made this on my own, been planning on it for these 2 months that I have been forced to watch streamers instead of playing.. I'm new to using a smartphone; you can upload your music into Google Play? let's see.... "This isn't new. He's always like this. It's not the first time. Somethingsomething every time I go home, same thing, you never listen to me. Have you ever thought about my feelings? sthsthsth... My boyfriend sthsth... girls sthsth... Italian restaurant... When I sit down, have you ever pulled the seat out for me? No? Remember? It's a TINY THING. You should know how to do this. Do I have to REMIND you? Every time I remind you... Look! Reminding you again! Reminding you to help me poke the lemon! I told you already! poke the lemon! Give it back to me! I don't need you to poke it for me! It's not like you don't know you're poorly educated. What are my sisters saying? They speak English and you don't even understand it! sthsth (first thing i actually don't understand here thank you so much for the advice, we will heed it for sure! and thank you for the side note! law student here... U.S. law is based entirely on statute and precedent. there's no such thing as absolute law.. "He had pretty big feet. He could've made a fortune stomping out fires!" You have a heroic helm but t14 shoulders So the main difference is geographic, except that they're made from different things, therefore the main difference is ingredients?? What if that was his intention all along? That would be a really weird workplace Ow Could that be one of the new vision items in the PBE? or just a re-skinned ward... You can ride a fly?! That's really weird, I did check to make sure it hadn't been posted and didn't find this I did not realize I caught a shiny pikachu in your safari Looks half way to fetus size Who is this? T-This is going to be great.. Hunger Games 2. The question I have is How did google translate get us here how are your GTA graphics so good As someone with severe food allergies, the idea of being in the middle of the crossfire of a food fight is terrifying Dang! I used to read your Goosebumps books all the time I have a phobia of airports I have the same box layout Woah, I carved a pineapple at my friends' pumpkin-carving party last week Haha, unfortunately, I have Spring stop stalking me. This is the second comment of mine you've replied to in less than 10 minutes Hahaha, OMG If /u/PotatoAssassin claims he's cool... Then he's stone cold... or even ice cold! If you have to think... to the point where you have to have jokes explained to you.... the issue isn't with the joke.... Everything I know is a lie Oh bother How on earth did you find that out? I would assume that normal etiquette means nobody's checking out each other's genitals without permission. The dedication to work or the actual thing What is the stuffs in the "Time Remaining" column mean? Does it mean how long it will take if I want to get that? Also it gets 1/4 reduced damage from them on top of that due to its ability. haha when i read the topic i was like He had a great game, but its worth noting that Nonu's tactical kicking was better than Quade's this game How close do you stand? Wait.. That's a BABY Walrus? O_o forgive me for not knowing but how big do they get? 10 years!? WEIRD. My tumblr url used to be ohhowdroll. Heh I thought it was average This is what got me. What the... hell? whoa king tuts unbroken seal I honestly didn't know text got that small Holy fuck that is amazing. I think I love you Oh my, I just fell in love with the watch you linked to. Exactly the same thing happened to me and my husband this summer. We decided, after so many freaking signs, that we should probably go to Wall Drug, or else Wall Drug would probably come to us... Call me gay for noticing but, why is there a Pirelli emblem at the bottom of this picture? I'm fairly certain they make tires. *A* bus tunnel? Like there's more than one? ( Think about that when it rains. wait... how do you know this Talk about an opening frag While we're on the subject, I think Borderlands 2's Lilith and Roland were the first interracial couple in video game history. I actually kinda like the look of this. Well... these answers are different. How exactly is GG to losing changing the subject? godly...... I love that you saw the potential of the one with his hand so brutally awkwardly touching the corner of the screen. Just staring into your soul Just needs some garlic butter and a few minutes in a sauna Maybe? If I did...would I know? Seriously?? Yowch! Alright, there's a bit bigger difference outside the US. I picked X up day before yesterday. It seems really fun so far (had never played a pokemon outside of Snap back in the day), and I love the graphics in it. Super bright and cheery, and the cel shaded animated critters on the battle screen probably boast the best graphics I have seen on a handheld How did you know?! > (first thing i actually don't understand here Maintaining an "accepted" sleep cycle. Whenever I wake up and sleep on normal times, I feel exhausted all day. waking up on 2 PM and going to sleep at 5 AM works perfectly for me. How the hell do you loose 5.4%...to yourself? Well if the game was 2-0 going into the top of the ninth we wouldn't have brought in Dempster and you would have gotten koji instead No, I've honestly used a full team every time. I dunno, maybe I'm just doing something I haven't noticed? Because I really never grind. What'd I miss in my few days not checking this sub. Goosebumps is on netflix?? This is anecdotal but I'd like to add: It's supposed to be about brotherhood yes, but where I'm from, it's only amongst themselves. If you're not part of the "clique" then you might as well be rotting meat the way they treat you. That's why theres a huge rift between the hardcore and metal scenes in my country. They used to be one big brotherhood, but now it's almost a fucking war At first I was like, haha nice photoshop... but then I was like Mind telling what division this was on Really?! That just seems horribly unsafe and stupid. Those buggers have got some teeth on them! I love wolves myself but I don't think I would want to subject a newborn baby to the whims of a wild predatory animal. IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 22.8765 NANOSECONDS WE'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ I once had a one night stand with a dude, and the next day I asked me to be his GF. I was like *Uhm...I think it's jumping the gun. Let's just be casual about it?*. Then he got all offended and just texted me 'Goodbye'. Which was okay, I can respect that. Then he called me several months later and asked if we could do that casual thing I had proposed last time we spoke...I said no. Then he hung up... The entire time I'm just thinking "Where's Bucky...where's Bucky...where's Bu- It looks like he keeps getting closer While hiding behind sunglasses? "They obviously have youtube in France" Nothing man. Just enjoy the space! I myself got zero free space ....that's not a sweater?? For that matter, how is it even a good idea? but... you just told /r/redsox that we were subreddit of the day This will be interesting... I want the charred orange OMg thats so awsm dude! Woh. Mr Bean only got 14 episodes ? Holy fuck that bicep. ...I'm sure he does, yes... It's real? HOOOOOOOOOLY fuck! Same here! Are these songs for my benefit? OMG there are 0 links in the comments But...she cleaned it with alcohol ! Yeah I'm a little concerned about why Loki screams so emotionally in that one scene (that was uploaded as a gif on here recently) How big is the gif? 30MB download and I'm loading about 5 frames per second Wanted to share an update ... I placed an order with them yesterday, and I had a shipping confirmation within an hour. It certainly is tantalizing, but I can't help but feel that N64 games shouldn't be in the running for Wii U ports. It'd be nice and all, but the level of work to really make them shine would be obnoxious. I'd much rather see more GCN games come up and get the HD treatment. Give the 3DS N64 games, hell, we've already started that trend on the original DS. Could you imagine Super Mario Sunshine in HD? This wasn't changed from last patch. That's the most likely assumption, though I do have a friend who started a character on my account and was just amazing at reaction times. She's basically done her entire first playthrough so far with a target shield and no blocking What if I told you... That it was R.L. Stine himself... I tried that.. and to be honest.. I honestly just don't know if my hymen is broken or not! wait what, T2 Faction missions Damn i thought my arms were thin i think you are both wrong The difficult for beginners part is likely mechanics of the game. No standard currency, needing specific slots for skill gems, the passive tree It's seems awesome but how is this related to gaming? This was just removed for not being "US politics" No, but I'm flattered! This gonewild thing is strictly a casual hobby. Explain to me what morning aerobics are... "What makes you think it is OK to talk to another adult (or another human being for that matter...) like that? That driver sure is dead set on making it to the top side of that hill as opposed to waiting until the grade isn't as steep. Damn... follow the truck that is pulling you. Outside the United States? Added~ No idea what my type is either Wish the folks in the Netherlands would show a little outrage. However, it seems most of them here are more worried about the attacks on Zwarte Piet. Any speculation on what the pictures are actually going to entail? I've only been an avid k-popper for about 6 months but I know how "restricted" many kpop idols are in terms of dating, photos, etc.. I literally just have no idea what to expect... Wide-eyed Mine had like a level 60 or so krookodile Puts you further away from ghost reaver than shadow. They've separated these talents for a reason, though :P Vaal pact bringer of rain dw duelists still work well enough, but they killed cleave effectiveness. Not sure what would be best to replace it with--double strike multi hit seems like an option, but who knows That's just like the last year What's up with that strange creature in your midst with the funny-looking head and the watermelon armor? How? To be honest I don't think the Rift has quite hit full general public awareness. Case in point, new housemates moved in a month ago, one is young <20 and in a games design course (Australia btw). Hadn't heard of the rift. Just tonight I got home from work and one of his buddies from the games course is over, he hadn't heard of it either. Read username, then read comment... Phantom Lancer "I like your dress" Should I stock up on foilz? I never thought h was a girl Yeah foot-purgatory is real for sure, but I love smelling my socks in the morning having not washed them in a week, and smelling NOTHING My game glitches and I have negative 16 trillion goomies somehow That is really well made Thank you so much for this. So much info Would you compare it with a è +1 weapon and a magic shield? Actually the pupils are not huge, just the iris actually its more like this do u want to trade? Donate what to whom? that sounds very tempting I never go hungry. But ... where was he keeping them? Hey you're really cute Between an IT person, and a graphic designer? ....Yes. She went away on a mission trip for her church. Comes back, and never contacts me. Before I know it, shes married OOC: Do you? OOC: Wow - Thanks for the highly informative reply They are everywhere Damn, look at those wheels Who is chapanya? She sure as hell doesn't look sixteen. WTF I'm afraid of USA now... ## WTF. It was 80's day today at my school also. But... But... What does that mean? He's not sure if he believes in nothing? Their* I can't wait for some team to use the pink ward as a huge bait ....put it purposefully somewhere very obvious and just wait for the poor support/jungler to come along to clear it and then everyone Fnatics out of the bush for an easy kill But does the idea of them??? what did I just read? I wont even say how much the guy wanted but he was stubborn about it. After much debate we settled on 280. I ain't even mad, the thing is so new that theres actually no tire wear at all. Like on a molecular level ......... Maybe so? Your beard looks awesome! I don't understand why you thought the dude on the right was interesting enough to take a picture with him, though. How is it complicated? Just tuck the corners into each other. I just got one too, and it's been available for 7 hours apparently. ...20 grand Why are his hands so youthful!? 750 stacks Why are you getting downvoted Is this laugh a genetic trait? What if you and your lady have a daughter and she has The Laugh? Sitting in the 300 section @ staples right now with my Yotes jersey on. SO FUN......... Of course, if our peni *were* 5'10" long, your vaginas would be nearly as deep to accommodate. So think of how tall you'd have to be to have a vagina that deep? talk about a fuckin snipe It's like that scene from Trainspotting. I could easily be reading this wrong but wouldnt that make it a 2 perfect IV pokemon? I still play So very awkward.. I cannot sympathize. Sorry for the late reply. Busy day :D (redesigning our own site *Soup, water, sanitizer* Yes sir! Must be wash with soup then rinse with h2o and just be sanitize to kill any bacteria that is still alive. your ass is hypnotizing If you have to ask you will never know I have a 1440p external and still dock on side What do ya know, I rushed for the most yards in year 5 I'd have to see video to see where you went wrong but even if she was dead 20s every time, that is enough time to clear the wave and smack the tower/phoenix. It should have definitely been in the bag as long as you pushed as soon as she went down. The alarming thing I am seeing is the ridiculously small gold difference A Russian blue cat. I was almost offended. And my gf's best friend agreed with her. you just opened my eyes i checked today and wizsky was still there Look at his comment history I wouldn't really compare it to Polt's build. I mean obviously they both involve getting a starport, but beyond that the fundamental purpose and follow through are completely different. Personally I think Polt's build is dumb, but that's a whole other discussion. THE FIRST THING I NOTICE HERE IS NOT SEXY THINGS BUT THE BLIZZARD STAFF SHIRT!? People almost get more free money through food stamps than I earn a month match wins 27 matches playing 228 So a guy who really enjoys your boobs would irritate you? same problem as a support main........ Perhaps you should consult a dermatologist about your hair loss problems.. I just took a thermo mid-term. Got 54/100... which is a B haha! Tough class kinda risky Imagine how effective Vagisil was back then... Well that's kinda depressing Why is it necessary to point out that he's Iranian? That link.. Links to this thread. Ugh... You...*don't* like the Tiffany Aching books?! yeah i like this, we had a problem with them in the past being way too big cuz we use 720p resolution and they were very intrusive for us, and i dont think making them bigger is necessarily a good idea *One of my good friends* *Good friend of mine* At least in Seattle they only respect methadone. They will do pain pills in SOME of the EXTREME cases, but nothing less than extreme and also not all extreme. Its pretty fucked. Had a buddy go in with a shattered tibia. Was literally split in half. They wouldn't give him his norcos. Their reasoning is that unless its a major health concern, if its just "some pain" than the inmate can deal. They did give supervised aspirin If you can't see it...how do you know it's there?? Unless it's all in his mind.... The reptile? Dat screen temperature! Last Night "Ecstatic" here. I managed to grab a 31/31/31/0/31/31 (Yes, the 0 is intentional That's an awful lot of time played for NSMB 2 ( 6 months playing and diamond? what am i doing wrong What happened to voyboy? that's a nice pet you have there, one ups that lizard Yesterday my dad implied that there was an element of danger in going to the Yeezus tour tomorrow because of black people being mad about white people at "their" concerts No one should be special because not everyone is special? Tis like a love letter Occasionally my SO would call me while I was sleeping because she had a bad dream or something, she mentioned once that she thought my sleepy voice was sexy...I wonder if I can replicate that when I'm more awake... I usually do this a week before my birthday, but I forgot this year. It was like, "RELEASE THE HOUNDS!" This sounds oddly like how my gf sounds Yes sir and im ready to give you my rainbow pony that can shit warm cookies for a key... no kidding. 07:20 - he kills someone with mbt-law without locking on. Apple developer throwaway *she* pulled out ** THIS BLEW MY MIND WITH TRUTH I hover my finger over F precisely BECAUSE I want to be able to flash at a moments notice At first I was like "A spoon? Big whoop" Then I seen it I like the pic. But she looks too real and its freaking me out! I do this all the time! Just shift my wait back and forth from foot to foot every few minutes.. Makes my hips stick out just a little... I understand those stares now.. Oh god.. I'm from the south... But I've heard it frequently in Chicago and Denver... everytime I hear it in those places I always I could see it being more of something that would be linked to in comments everywhere about creepy and weird things. It will probable take the place of the It sounds like it's basically the Asus Transformer line without the ability to remove the keyboard. Not that it's *bad*, but the thing is.. what do people use their laptop for vs a tablet? Why would people get a netbook-esque laptop if it's the same functionality as a tablet but costs about the same? And really, why would they get it if they can get a tablet that can add the functionality of a keyboard but doesn't necessarily have to? I've heard of those. I thought they were an urban legend! God damned Minecraft is real! inc taric with 400 armor Cyberdyne!? is making robots?!!! It's begun! ( Err....which part? Do you have every skin and champion? I can't imagine every skin costing that much. if you have 3 skins per champion and 116 champions total, and each skin on average is 975 RP that only accounts for 339.3k RP. That would be only half of what you've spent Are you implying that Larry rides around in a self-driving/StreetView car? Oh fuck. Wha wha wht? How u know about creampuffs?? Wow, amazing story, the ending sent chills down my spine What if I am? While I don't disagree with the conclusion, how is this proof, exactly? And is this actually a video? I thought it was just a photograph... Holy shit. It's not thursday?! Hehe, I'd rather not, since she has become rather coo-coo since becoming a grandma. I couldn't guarantee for her not to try to snatch away your baby, playing mommy (as she repeatedly tries with mine I've always been naturally siting like that when on the toilet Nah man, Orga's the spy. Shapeshifter... you know, I love 50/50, but I haven't really looked anything up. I mainly do it with people I know i'll have a problem with. I have a couple of moves that I can do as a gumby to submit from there, but I never thought about entering from spider Caption should read: I think I found that dead mouse I meant to give you last Christmas... Thought I read GOP I was pretty lucky i got 9 points per win, had a 9 win streak sometimes I had 11. By the time I got to 78 points I got into promotion because I earned 22 points I love blue too!! I work darker shades of blue pretty well b ut I have this lovely sky blue lipstick from Kleancolor. only cost me 3 bucks > I'm sure you're a dream to wait on. Just made this account to finally get a key (please let me participate)... Most of my friends are playing already but I just seem to always have bad luck and never get a key.. Please someone I desperately want one yeah just go and troll along.... When I was about 13 I gave my brother some sort of awesome Pokemon card for his 8th birthday. It was like a holograph Machamp or something cool (I can't really remember). Two days later I saw him on the bus after school and he told me that he traded it. Immediately I was That looks super uncomfortable. Why would you need two tags I just started knitting about a month ago and learned through YouTube videos. I notice When she reaches the end of a row she turns it over so she's always knitting left to right. I didn't know about this and never switch, I just knit back and forth. Have I been doing it wrong?! butthole yes Are you...are you reading my mind? ( I just learned this today......My life is a lie I had picticin with my first. No epi, just pethodine and it suuuuuuucked. Wore off just in time for my vacuum delivery of 2nd degree tears that went up and tore my clitoris off. I'm so flabbergasted right now (= How do you "look" to eventually marry an Indian? Crimson Heads Eh, I don't think that's a fair point you have. You overlook the fact that the Aiel themselves assured Rand and company that they managed quite easily to feed themselves. You can't really assume that the Aiel Waste is exactly like one of our deserts or wastelands here on earth. What we are told is that the Aiel Waste is hot and dry and mostly barren, but that *things do grow there sufficient for the Aiel to have resided there for several millennia*. We know that they don't grow the typical crops of Randland, and their diet is overall significantly different. That's what we know. It's quite a bit of nonsense to assert that the Waste could not support the Aiel--it is a *fantasy* book, and the author says that the Waste does grow the kind of food necessary for so many people to live there. Lagrangians in economics Am I missing something? You start off saying you're focusing on your career rather than dating, and then you say you're dating a wonderful guy that makes less than you. The fact that you're not demanding this guy to be Mr. Wealthy (and the fact that you're dating at all) means you are not the type of gal that that article is referring to Oh my god When I visited Amsterdam, I smoked out in public, but was careful not to be obnoxious about it. I would find a bench along a quiet canal in the red light district and blaze up, or walk down to the park with the floating sculptures [vondelpark?]. One time I was sitting on a stoop along a busy street at a solid [10] - completely zoned out to some street band playing a half block down - when a dutch man with a nice suit and briefcase walked by, stopped, turned to me and started making fun of my AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHhhhhhh. There was a point in the third game where I was convinced he was dead, HTs emp'ed, superior army charging into his third. Then he just wins Lvl 69, shiny, pokerus, and lucky egg. WANT So Peters just let the puck slide across his crease. Doesn't ice it or knock it away, just... lets it sliiiiiidddeee...... Never thought about Pokemon like that...That's kinda dark Really? When did you stop? Because I can't imagine someone stopping during Tennant What's going on? Why isn't everyone condescending and why is everyone being respectful of each other? Wait. He tells you when you guys will have sex?... I have to ask just to see or touch boob. ... Dude. How could be something **black** being **light**? We must stop the spider uprising before it begins! Kill them with fire! Your too lazy to pick up something off the floor? ....at least its being used? WOW this looks like the opening scene to some pixar movie why do you have so many i agree, this is horrifying, but I can't stop watching Oh sweet Jesus Christ IGN Grimstar Ow ow ow! Is... is that a proposition? Nice catch, wow When these games first came out, everyone always laughed at me for choosing Squirtle, while they chose Charizard... Did they not know the type advantages? Never saw that until now. Ending is not what I expected! PLOT TWIST! You already have two though. was this just like a bad joke or something Holy crap. Infinite loop so... Skynet? Holy crap I didn't know you were *allowed* to take them When I met my girlfriends parents during dinner I woud open my mouth or her dad would speak and I would instantly just be about to say something and she would kick me under the table. She knows that I get really sarcastic sometimes or get to serious, lol. I just got a look all the way through the meal from her like this I saw a thread earlier about how you know someone's an idiot.... funny but not nsfw Their own You got it be before the release date? hooooly sh*t, that makes sense! ...am I the only person who only slightly goes over the speed limit? What the difference between old win screen Mercury and current win screen Mercury? Maybe it's a print out sticky label on the actual frame, so people looking at the photo know who it is. 40" hips.... How long is this promotion on?? I get paid on monday oh god want Also I'd like to point out that if I'm a faggot, then why are you propositioning me for oral sex? What shade? I thought Laganja was Rhea Litre... He sounds much more drunk than high You no like oddish? I got the same PM for a gw post. That's so OP... and how sticky is your cake to just...stick...to it upside down Wow, I can't believe she is real. If you have ever spectated a bronze 5 game.... Sometimes I forget how good his voice is. europe is western now? Woah..This is strange the droprate must be really really really low then. Half a second gifs looping everywhere. Wow, you remember the GoO? What do you mean you guys? Mass female drivers Where does the baby fit in? Ohhh okay my bad, and wow my name and his are so contradicting I thought it was something out of District 9 is the already a competitive team called frag nation Cys*tits* I use at 3 private emails regularly; work email and around 15 other accounts for various stuff Sounds like some of my friends when they try to analyze Doctor Who. This looks like some shit you would see at Chuck E Cheese so dats why Aberforth likes goats so much Why is this guy identifying with a slave owner is the real question. Seems like they spawn in random spots. But I was behind one and then it just disappered... like I was about to throw a sticky bomb on the back and then it just went into oblivion What's up with those repeaters? So many people so dumb they can't understand it's satire. There's a search bar on the right, though I have the same problem, but I own a Snowball. It sounded so good in YouTube videos and on streams but it picks ups so much background noise So you're buying four pairs of shoes per month ($60 x 4 = 240, the lowest figure to be a 'couple hundred'). Dude, what do you do with all those shoes? I've got two pairs of sneakers, two pairs of work shoes, a pair of heels and some snow boots. I only have to buy new ones when the old ones wear out, every few years. I'm so scared... what is wrong with this meme An other one album please ! Did he? Oh damn, I'll be honest I thought you were just going to trade with these other guys who had the "less hassle" offers, so I havn't bred the scyther yet Something wrong with me because I don't have an iPad? It's a special batman condom oh sweet hip to the side with shifting knee wiggle. I don't even know if there are 217 bottles of kraft salad dressing on the shelves at my local supermarket No american cheese, or velveeta? Special ingredient? What the fucking fuck? This house looks exactly like the house I grew up in. no nipples? The whole point of vagina soap is it's ph balanced so it doesn't screw you up and give you a yeast infection like regular soap would! No way can I use regular soap down there.... Server not found? I imagine they act that way because they know irl at minimum they'd get Holy shit, how does that thing even fit through ? Ummmmmm.... Cool story bro Oh, then... Yeah, you have weird luck. :\ Grats on all the shinies though! Why don't you buy X/Y and play on one of their 3DS when they aren't using them? This is the next Monty Oum, maybe even more potential ...THAT was the main inspiration..are you a wizard..? why dont i see it in list of first 2-3 pages? I read that as "Would you fuck a horse sized Obama or 10 Obama sized horses.." ..... Well, my mom has let my sister do so for a few weeks. Okay but it not the opposite of taunts it Says, the friend code I entered is invalid ( Holy. Wow, that's a long way away from Columbia I too broke up with my GF 4 months ago and will be going to a bar after the game. Damn, she's tiny If we, as a community, should be ashamed over everything that is said in twitch chat, we would have a serious problem Andy Greene Stanford! Oh wow! Why all the downvotes? I looked over my shoulder like 20 times while watching this Awesome! I wonder how many times we've seen each other before and never known. TIL not to assume every drain in the house is clean... Older but overweight/obese people: 'Well you're young. Of *course* you lost the weight. When you get older though, it won't be so easy. You'll see' Me baffled: '.... Correction, 110k, apparently there were more..... I already posted this I thought you were supposed to last hit with Q with Karthus Yeah I tried looking too. I'm pretty sure a while ago you could get the grey jersey from there. Maybe they took them off because they are getting new ones or they had old sponsors or new sponsors want on them... I always retweet this whenever I see it in my twitter feed to let more users know about it! Nice of them to do it. In a way that doesn't over load them with requests, can you imagine if they had a form for submitting renaming requests? Yep. A friend of mine has it and without serious hormone control she jokes she's like a "blood fountain" once a month. A wee bit too descriptive on the clots... apparently they can be the size of half fists. I signed in and a pigmen with your name signed on and 1 shot me Well that video sold me, so I went to Steam and it says I already have it...? I dunno when I got this. What if it *is* your cakeday and you're only doing this meme for karma on your cakeday To ti je jedino upalo u oči? Mind if I add you? I'm drooling just looking at your dragons. Was something about to come out? diversity in combat mechanics in Batman.... do you play Batman??? apparently not... Agreed. so much depth at goalie I literally have 3 tabs that I've kept open for the past three days dedicated to MMLP2 leak information. How is this NSFW? as in you put the coffee in the pitchers or are you mixing it with the soil? The concept of a liquor store drive thru both confuses and terrifies me, I didn't know this was a thing 3 of the top 10 are from 2013. Like... just as background noise? Or do you full on pay attention while you rub one out? What is this "allot" creature you're talking of? Aj, Scootaloo, and Fluttershy are starting to bow already That guy basically just vomited, drank his own vomit, vomited it back up again, and rubbed his double-vomit all over his toothbrush, face, and feet. no clue why you're being downvoted for this Yeah, I had that happen to mine as well. Not sure why it's using scientific calculations now. The color of the body soaps! Wow I whooshed on that one. so much downvotes I've had one like OP's for at least 4 years and I never realized it was a bottle opener. You havent played in over a year... why the fuck are you even here? And i have yet to meet a cancer survivor that took hemp oil as a cure My dog is like that... Oh, shit! I don't have any pockets right now! Like a chipmunk... Did she survive? One time I was in my friend's basement and we were trading candy and his dad misspoke and suggests my friend trades his Reece's Penis Butter Cups. I will never look at them the same way The Devil's backside is interesting It's almost as though the same thing has happened before! There are pros and cons to living in the country side, I live out in the middle of Mie-ken. While I love the country, I also hate the fact that most stores are closed by 9 ...I...I don't even LIVE there, and I know to whistle at that spot.... Holy crap. Yeah, if I hear one more "it's just water vapor" arguments, I'm gonna slap someone. B&Ms need to stop telling people that shit...I've had people with ecigs tell me "it's just water with flavoring"...uhhhh, I hope not. Wow - I actually thought the R under the umbrella looked cute! Replying to most of these comments has the effect of me missing the occasional letter. Dont work a minimum wage job part time then Holy shit... but people seem to say the same about flash when they haven't even played him Wow I just looked it up and you're right rubick as slenderman!! mhh... maybe just bad luck? how do I get 5 downvotes for helping link another subreddit? Android (and by proxy Google) knows everything.... ghosts were like: 17.85% off all your tries Months ago I went with a guy back to his place from a bar and we started making out. Clothes came off and while we were just about to get it on, the phone rings. He answered and then about 20 seconds later the guy started crying. He told me his dad died. Me, being just about naked, try to console him but wasn't exactly sure what to do. Then all of a sudden he is like "I need dick in my ass. Please fuck me like my dad did." I... I never knew... Somehow this looks like an animation dem shoes Are those legs I see on the lower left corner Alright, thanks both. I am so confused by these comments... Those runes You win you should not use your real name if that is you real name for any of this I like how option 4 = $450-500 I want to play with you. Seems safe It was really really sweet ^^Though I've never seen Dawson's Creek Nothing, never had luck on my account, reason I am making a new one... The Tina in this looks a lot like Zooey Deschanel Huh, dang. Guess I know what I'm doing next. Thanks. > more than 80 per cent less energy Uh... Ok. MC's dead. World's destroyed. Series' over. So, uh... Thanks for coming, everyone. It's been fun. Don't, uh, let the door hit you on the way out... Woah! Didn't know there were that many around here ' Yeah, I could never go all the way the first time Why is Patrick staring back at me from inside the pumpkin? I once woke up after a good bender to find that I'd rammed 2 up there. One was barely in there, but still... My god that's insane whys it wrong if i train them to check? Thanks for the warning, didn't see that coming Good God. *You* are everywhere! location is kinda creepy. What would you take for that squirtle How is "Desperation" not on this list ?? Holy shit OP your house looks EXTREMELY similar to mine. It's scary. Poughkeepsie tapes Cat: nomnomnom...tastes like...dog shit... i'm 2 months deep, can't stop clicking Dat bouncy split. He makes ordinary people look like midgets Woah you took my name? There's a fridge, tv, ironing board... but no door Are you one of the Mathis brothers? My mom wanted to give me a hippy name. Fathom. She wanted to name me Fathom. Opposite of taunt make you attack ennemi I used to sky at one in Michigan. I fear you'd be running for the rest of your life if you do, though if they're as deranged as they seem, I would stay very close to a public gathering on the day and night of halloween. Guy I work with knew a woman who named her son Nosmoking. Pronounced Nozz-mo-king. She named him after a sign she saw while delivering... No Smoking. hahaha i'll try to add them to my collection of 3 friends This is gorgeous I feel the same way when I push on a pull door, except I'm a woman. But still funny...so thanks! I totally need a shower radio too Im talking to myself... The pm... I think the *Demon Cycle* by Brett gets recommended all the time. Wow, I'm amazed this isn't blocked or removed yet And loud as hell Did she or her companion seem to be on drugs? OMG this changes everything... we need more people like this OP in the hunt. Just an idea but what if every person in this subreddit donated a mere $1 or even $5. Holy Hawks!! Wait, what? A... hurricane.. simulator? That's a coke machine? Um, congrats I think? uh, WOW, thanks for that Is that a fucking futa dragon I don't get it. Those eyebrows They're childhood friends I was picturing a SNES cartridge with a hole in it. i wish you were kidding too So did I thats what the guys from september told me a few links back Hmmm.... Most of the times I find them trying to convince me. They had the number advantage and the LoL is more popular card, until I was able to convince them that Riot numbers were fake and that dota 1 is x20 more popular than LoL. But still let me get what you're trying to say straight. Are you suggesting that I should talk about something related to dota, but not in an obvious way and let them be the one who starts the dota conversation I was thinking that. Why the fuck would you dirty anything else if you have a pot??? quite the comeback Ask at all the shelters you can find. There should be at least one that's relatively easygoing about dog walkers. At least enough where they don't require a full criminal background check just to take dogs out for some exercise. wtf But I am quite sure i recognize Sunny's nose. It vibrates continuously? my friend stumbled onto a german child sex slave ring. You have your own sub?? Me too. Was breeding and accidentally ran into some flowers. BAM! The screen starts sparkling and I'm all "wtf jesus christ i'm gonna be broke by mid-year at this rate Diddy's eyes Hmm I'm sorry what? Good Lord, dat timing on flash was amazing In seventh grade I came across what is still one of my favorite manga series, Battle Angel Alita, and when I tried sharing it with my friends they were all In Riga, Latvia, they pay less then $10 for a 500/500 fiber connection? I don't own it but everyone in my group fears Nottingham Ezreal. Then Louis XIV had 14? Not a PC, but a friend of mine has a pretty extensive folder of all the girls hes slept with on his iPhone. The guys a bit of a player so there is quite a lot of pictures in there. Anyway the password to this folder is his 2 older sisters birthdays do you american not learn this in school? but what if it is a trojan horse? Hey, no, thank you guys for meeting me, and waiting while I got stuck in the main hall scrum! So sorry for the delay :/ It really was a pleasure meeting you all, and honestly overwhelming. It's just been 5 months since my channel launched, and I never thought I'd get such a warm reception like I did when I walked over to the Yogmeet and everyone turned and cheered. Oof - all the feels, guys! I can only apologise if some of my smiles were a bit off in the photos - my jaw was still a bit bruised and painful from the wisdom tooth surgery, so it was a bit of a wonky smile at points Wha? I honestly don't understand the claim that it's insensitive. Jesus was an assassin Well.. I dreamt I had a penis, and had an orgasm said dream by er.. doing it how a guy would.. that was kind of weird waking up knowing that just happened. [Spoiler] (/s "But its said repeatedly shes human... shes been lied to her whole life Dear vs Teaja first round! But... You do this to yourself What the........ Yo yo! I am,in fact, a cuttlefish! And I met my girlfriend at a work function while I was wearing a pikachu onesie Is that you making that grunting noise What? Putting the windows sens at lowest would just give even more pixel skipping Wow, not sure how I missed that one. Especially considering you can catch Jigglypuff RIGHT THERE! I dont live in texas...and why? I use different PWs for everything. Whoa, you have bigger "eye wings" than me, thought you were a girl I went from ._. to Had sex with my fiancee' in a hotel with my best friend laying in the other bed beside us. We were both under the covers and tried not to make it obvious but I still think he knew :P I also manage to get off 3 times that night Sorry, I'm just a bit confused. You didn't mention audio quality in there. HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THOSE SCOPES I know That certainly explains why PDF supports embedded interactive 3D graphics I eat there for lunch occasionally wow Holy **** wow... I think that is the first Reds fan i've seen since we got beat by the Pirates. Sounds like me. Id love to be able to do some of the outdoor stuff - but I feel a heart attack coming on when I walk to the mailbox, so thats just right out. What should I do with my SO? I have a friend who writes exactly like this. Dude, milk ducts are the size of skin pokes, contrary to what hentai will make you believe It was a joke... I completely destroyed a Classic skin Fiora last night with Redeemed Riven Freshman year, I had two roommates, both black. One night, both of them are out of town (or so they said), I go to sleep. I wake up in the middle of the night and have a boner, so I decide to fap since no one's home. About half-way through I glance over and see a pair of eyes (because he's black and it was dark) looking at me from the bunk below me. I stop. He stays still, just watching. Then, he grins. I use soap... and my hand. I personally stayed a shift manager through college. In fact, our franchise created a scholarship for managers (enough to cover books each semester, nothing crazy) so my mother would allow me to become a manager. ;-) It wasn't easy going to school full time and working nearly full time but to be honest, the places I've worked cared more about the 4 years as manager than my freakin degree. [only partially sarcastic] have you considered slapping? Are... are you saying you wanted the D? Son of a bitch, it's the same person! How the hell did he get up there like that This changes everything. Maxed as in 32 That laptop *starts* at $2099 Hmmm, didn't women get the right to vote for their equality first though??? I know men didn't vote for women's equality, or did they was that a pic at the Natural History museum? wow that's amazing, didn't even think being that good clicking was possilbe ............... Wind storm? Raining snowing? great interview...but that awkward ending How would she know all that? It looks the same as in the photo to me Drinking Corona while in Ukraine is a crime Read title as "Lloyd Banks" The smell alone Nate Robinson? This is surreal. Thanks for your help! It worked! I got a link! But should I really post 54 links? Oh my! I am the malevolance guy and the other one was playing Ammar. I manage to win by killing every single creature he deployed. And in the end i am the crying one with 0 skill. Wailord though... How did you get in early? 15,000 treasure for a line drawing? Am I reading that right? It's really weird if you think about it, initially they wanted that you need to connect the Kinect, but without a extension cord a lot of people couldn't even connect it in any useful way That's beautiful what happened to it DAT POWER SUPPLY! There's a joker vip? Why is it necessary to point out that OP pointed out he's Iranian? I know ... and this wasn't even all of the Arcanites that I could obtain, there was a total of 9 possible Arcanites The clitoris has a face TIL some guys stand to wipe. Wtf Wtf is wrong with my Phenom think about the supposed individual that would pass out poisoned candy to little kids. from their perspective there would be almost no pay off to doing this when you don't get to see the person suffer/die. most serial murders get their gratification from enjoying power over their victims but when the candy is passed out, taken home and eaten, it could be hours between the time they got it and it gets ate. yeah i have a fucked up way of thinking. You've never heard of 101gg? You want us to ARAM your ass? You and I are reading the same threads... onto the stage. is wavelanding back to the ledge like haxdash 60m calls a month? Just a thank you comment here, thank you for the positive response! Haha, a fairly simple site (40 lines of code) and it's so loved, I'm getting 200 pageviews a minute, lots of tweets, and one person even e-mailed me to tell me how much he liked the site. I seriously did not expect this, and you guys made it visible for the whole wide internet, and just in time for halloween. Thank you! May Espurr always be with you. Ok, this is on super dangerous ground but... I think you are too thin and it makes your masculine facial features stick out more than they should. It could just be me, but I don't like this wallpaper. For some reason on my windows size things start bugging out when I have it as my desktop. Same with a SHODAN wallpaper Does it actually? Yea, but that's the problem. If 7Uk is a 41 then I'm not going down, and if 7UK is a 40.5k then I'd be fine (1/2 size down). You see the size chart at nordstrom is different from the one at red wings. Are you putting antifreeze in your windshield wiper container!??! I already did!! That was actually very well played! Shocking, but... How is that even possible Oh shit purple link Click the item? death -50? Celsius? > idk I felt like the entire show had this surreal kind of feel to it. It just didn't seem like normal animation. SO CUTE My sister used to laugh while getting spanked Ooooh okay then~! :D and wooooooow Damn, that's kinda creepy > It says it would release tonight at 9:00PM. If you log on to the battlelog site and check MP, the servers are up and people are in, but I can't get on because it says it'll activate on 10/28/13. woah.... Well right now I'm looking into books. I also have an old computer at home I can break down for parts but don't even know where to begin at doing it First I thought it was just random Pokemon, then I realized it's the evolutions of the Pokemon yea I'm a woman and idc it doesn't bother me at all that they have huge (and very unrealistic) cleavage so long as the art looks beautiful overall. It only bugs me when men get this idea that real woman should look like this The matrix dude, if I kill you with the phlog where does your body go 30,000 for the whole Canada? Gawd that is not a lot I am so happy we have a company that does this for us. Jesus a whole kilo for free WHy would you try to go from second to home on that little blooper? Well that's why I'm asking here lol. Do you have any links you could give me? I'm not entirely sure what to look for. Smoothies vs. Whole fruit benefits? ( That dock background. " Yeah, I looked at it again and it does look a little blue. Weird What part of google where you on? A couple hundred for a zmax But he can't eat the cereal I had lavash and kebab today! Why block the face That's what my sister named her baby... Yeah, it'd be nice. Get a nice little theater going and charge the neighborhood some cash to get in. Wait...if I'm not supposed to follow it then does that mean I...should?... ( This Reminds me of a Girl I once worked with who said John Lennon was her all-time favorite artist. She then said, "In fact, my nickname is "Blackbird", from his Beatles Song." East side San Jose? Oakland? your teeth are amazing Wh..... Whhyyyyy did I watch that whole thing... The music OH, like.. FIRE, not the team. I clicked it... This is the most amazing thing I've seen in my life, but he's had to either shit A LOT or has an infection.... Now you just sound upset. Aren't these separate months? I just did it out loud then looked at your comment We had a large special education department at my high school. Well, quite frequently some of the kids would get a bit naughty. One day I'm walking from class to the restroom and I had the good fortune of spotting two kids from SE pounding under a picnic bench table in the quad. $100 tried to send good feel good vibes our way so the baseball gods would smile kindly upon you, hmmm??? we're on to you! the only scary thing is we lost both prior match ups that we will have in game 6 and 7 What's the corset made from? If I could make them, I would. Or even bee icons. Or a hive upvote, and bee downvote. quit trying to reverse jinx, I am well aware of your demon magic Ooooh Rum and Root beer sound yummy I love how ferrets smell, I always smell mine when I hold them.... What are the cops supposed to shoot at? Welp...looks like I won't be trying this in a weekend People actually CHOOSE to play tank? > I.. I don't feel comfortable watching this I think he meant a clean sock. Who uses a dirty sock? What exactly is going on with you two bots? Are you a bot or not?! Also, 20 + 25 is 45.. I remember that. It was either a bajillion dollars spent on the collider or a bajillion dollars spent on the space program. USA spent the other way. In England neurogsurgeons get a maximum of 105k a year and if they get involved with research then they can receive a 85k bonus, 190k a year for a neurosurgeon I think is underpaid. Neurosurgery takes a total of 15years to become including Med school and then you have to work, sometimes 50hours week. I do believe these people should be paid at least 400k a year....and not because that is the job I am currently studying for Ha ha that face! What do you really need, bro? Good video. When he shoots at distance it seems like he's sprinkling the enemy tank with fairy dust Thanks for the pictures! I wish there were more of HerO :P What was with the very easy AIs Prrtty surprising that everyone was so calm. This is like a girl I knew. My ex cheated on me with this girl and her boyfriend is the one who told me what was going on when he found out. The girl like attached to me somehow, she would call me all the fucking time like we were best friends. I cut things off with my ex when I found out so he was always jumping to talk to me again and he in turn dropped her once they were found out. This devastated her because he wouldn't talk to her so she would call me begging me to call him and convince him to talk to her. I went along with it a couple times thinking whatever, she can have him and maybe she'll leave me alone if she gets him, only she was bugging the shit out of him so he wanted less and less to do with her. It eventually turned into her calling me telling me she was going to kill herself if he didn't talk to her and was sending us both pictures of her bloody arms. I considered this entire time to be what I call the dark ages of my life. What's really weird though, one day she called me and was trying to do the whole best friend shit (I thought the girl was unstable and didn't know what she would do if I cut her off too. I mean for shits sake, she was telling me she wished she had gotten pregnant by him so she would always have a part of him Dude How much cooking do you have to do of the sushi due to health department regulations?? I ended up at a sushi place in my home town that deep fried pretty much anything that wasn't tuna out of a can and I was told this was due to food regulations. I'M KNOWN How do you steal 30 exalts? Zooey Deschanel's drama acting looks like: Im working for them in kckc, kcmo I initially read that as "only cooked human" So this says I'm part bird. Interesting..... ...I want to say "Such-and-such is leaking" but I haven't been to the right corner of the interwebs to determine what it is. SOMETHING is leaking. Isn't it like that already part from the occasional trains or T6 farmers? Still nothing. Just a weird buzzing sound. Should I assume I have a faulty microwave and sue the company as this buzzing is quite distracting? Especially when trying to drive... Can this be the one? oh Cant you just deactivate the option to chose a target when a skill is used and no target is selected? Works just fine for me Woah that's a big table you caused me to bust out laughing in class Is this a worldwide thing? (I thought it was just my friends messing around) No! ***That is literally impossible! Minecraft is liiiiiiiiiife! I had no idea he was that young I set the alarm off with my iPhone once But only after Antarctica .. Yeah I seem to remember this too now you mention it. Thanks for jogging my memory, maybe they are still working on it? Is lolking score accurate because it says i have 1499? A kao simbol ljudske dobrote našli su čovjeka koji izgleda ko Hitler! Youngster Joey's Rattata Did anyone else watch that video of the surgical extraction of 50 kidney stones and a Jackstone? I was fucking mesmerized... And the music So pretty You don't like how the dock is split or don't know how it's split??? So this is what it feels like to be creeped out while strangely turned on... Cause a serial killer isn't a psychopath ? There's a guy named CapnPie or Capn Pie who is bronze 2 and plays with mid-diamonds I dont know if Im shopping on some sort of Bizarro Amazon or what - but if I even so much as change a shipping detail, I have to re-enter all my CC information to bypass security. I was only saying that to my friend yesterday Someone did this to me recently and I walked up to him slowly and targeted him... then he rolled backwards off the cliff and I got 350,000 souls I was totally about to say "Yum!" Until I realized that didn't say Red Robin. Didn't know this was a thing :).... :| ...... I nearly accomplished my goal, tried not to shoot in the 80s a single round, happened once and it was nearly a 90 That's a bit dark to be casually thrown in Those all look right to me Hey Lindsey!! I can't believe this hasn't been asked! What is your favorite cereal?? I ask she have legs or not That's a 0.0064% chance Same as me, we probably graduated high school together I'm not sure with what that has to do with what I said at all allright... true - but almost. I was really astounded when she demonstrated it to me. It was soooo silent. My cat has a three house distance, thankfully the houses she goes to their are other outside cats. She like a head honcho lol. But she doesnt poop anywhere but the back yard of my house and it like in this wooded area. I fear one day she will leave forever This shit drives me crazy because it's just the sort of thing my mom would download and install without a clue, and then she'd be hopelessly confused about "what happened to her internet". Jesus. I'm sorry to hear about that. HOLY BATMAN ON A CREAMY CRACKER, i never realized that Trinity voiced Aria T'Loak! apparently i have expensive mid century modern taste on a ~~ikea~~ walmart budget. been browsing on CL but it's proving to be a gigantic challenge 2723-9392-5779 ? it should be right The girl in the blue all the way in the back is like I do **not** want an audience ticket for that particular Oprah show, thank you. gimme a key , i give you my kidney. Fair trade yes? Why not just wait for the show to reveal the answers? If these discussions include manga spoilers not in spoiler tags ill be sure to steer clear from now on He's paying you off with O Powers after each 'Bonding Time' with him, so essentially the protagonist is a prostitute Thats... considered a shower? Holy lens flare batman! I thought it was vasocongestion? How in god's name did you get here? This is a subreddit I randomly made while teaching my grandmother how Reddit worked. Your post is just incredibly random Teacher here. Been there, done that. Helped herd a group of 25 high school kids through Times Square at night, went to a restaurant on 42nd St. One of the buddies left her iPhone in the restaurant bathroom (it was immediately stolen) and both buddies decided it would be a swell idea to go look for a computer to track it on Find My iPhone, so they took off into a hotel next door in search of internet. We only lost them for 15 minutes, but it was the most terrifying 15 minutes of my teaching career. oh, haha nevermind then. same names and same relationship length though Kids are throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads Whoa-bama when i remove videos from my feed and refresh the sub list they are back again "If you are bitten by a Cobra, do not remove your trousers" Looks like Fluttershy is trying to piss on someone's head down the stairs. Im sorry, i don't know how to tag. ? **That blowing into the mic felt like it was actually touching my ears!** HOw did you get to point A? I was thinking the same thing! How did you hide all of that meat in there?? Forever..? I didn't know people got rid of bras after a few months There's a place on google maps where this happens but black and white and it gives a really weird effect, like ghosts you lost your virginity with your pants on? I eat it Good god, rich people suffer in life! Me too i have 5-7 fps since wukong patch! What school was this Do you still have it or Dat gap! .. you mean .. that's -not- how it works? I don't get it I.. I don't even want to imagine. Is that like the polite British version of fuck/marry/kill? You make it sound so civilized ...video deleted? I watched this episode earlier!! Yes, but there's "I'm ok :)" and there's "I'm ok :) :) :D :P XD xD Dx x_x I've never ate a macarone thingy. I'm on a diet so I can't even try them now. :( Thanks for the contest though!! A good filling.. Pecan cheesecake filling? What?! Ofcourse that rhymes Is your name Jake?! I.. How do you know what I'm doing with my humanity. Dayyyyyiiiiiuuuummmmmm i have 5gb free in my hdd, but when i try to update, its say that fail coz i don't have enought space o.o. after this i check the size of the folder where is the game and it was 17.6 GB Just read it. It's entertaining and Reddits not going anywhere... Ever Never in my life have I heard vsegda rad as a way to say youre welcome. I don't like cosplayers when they post outside of their sub-reddit /r/LoLFanArt. Otherwise it's all good I'm a bit confused as to why this even gets downvoted. Are you my english professor? She made us do this today Or flight school... Just want to say that if you do want to continue reading visual novels (and have a lot of time) I can highly highly recommend anything done by Key Visual Arts - Little Busters is my favourite right now and Clannad is also amazing (the anime is equally as good). I haven't had a chance to play Rewrite or Planetarian but from what I've heard they're also up to that standard. Air and Kanon are two older visual novels by Key that, while they look a bit dated visually (them eyes you know whats weird is that i first heard about this on a radio broadcast a few weeks ago Y r both teams wearing white Oh my. My face did one of these: A simple trick, wait no its As long as its a new one and not a used one And oddly, Nidorina/Nidoqueen. Why they are unbreedable I'll never know. (For reference, Nidoran F is able to breed. Wilfred? I came here to ask.. IS that Carrot Top? I want to be her. If a Rioter gets 1/50 of the challenger spots, they become a part of the challenger tier. Tryndamere's Sorcerors The pair from Gap look better. [](/raritywut) You... you search for spacedicks? Something like 35 paninis I hadn't. Those are quite interesting questions. AH. At first, I misunderstood your answer and thought you were saying that "P341" ***was*** the derogatory term. I'm all huh? Very compelling. I've only learned about crystal work a small bit in Orgo. It's intense. Apparently it was broken Can you be sure of that? Holy crap I think I got diabeties just looking at this album ( I... I think that happened to me once. Roller derby and all Dont worry we all make mistakes one day I had my mind set on buying a fleshlight ended up getting some 113 product shipped in from japan I know right? I read this as "asked me out" That piece of Debris that hit him though I remember the day that I realized I could copy and paste into it was farting like crazy with my roommates in the room. Thought it was funny when they were smelli- what kind of magical ingredient? whaat? I use q-w-e-r.. I thought that was most common does she have a dick? It's odd because next door are Mt Eliza and Mt Martha, where there are a LOT of rich estates, loads of celebrities/sports stars own mansions there... Noxus poppy Yup, scares the fuck outta me that he's still out there and could have plenty more victims in the future. The fact that he's gotten away with so much already Doing that as I'm reading it ._. o_o Oh ok.... You didn't mean "you're bad at teaching" derogatorily? AWESOME Whoa I started my EMT course yesterday and at the end someone asked "So, our job is to keep people alive?". Awkward couple of seconds while we waited for some kind of follow up until the instructor broke the silence with an equally awkward "...yes". 2 pounds per week are recommended, even when beginning and losing water weight? Exactly. It offers discipline, job training, combat training (self defense), and it legitimizes someone in an official sense of being a documented citizen. Don't even get me started on how beneficial it would be if everyone around me, friends and family alike, were all trained in such a way. I think their confidence would shoot up! And Thanksgiving would be a little more weird. I'm a little confused by your methods, I'ma let you have an upvote... for now ( Same thing happened to me the first time and went... Why do some people here assume that if you don't rage, then you aren't trying or don't like to win? Jesus H Velociraptor Titty-Fucking Christ. Well it's not patched yet here in PH Server but im hoping that i would get something Rare like. Pax Sivir or TF or Championship Riven or Victrious Janna/Jarvan. or some Effing Judgement Kayle ( I got Frosted Ezreal and Monarch Kog'Maw. My friend got Obsidian Malphite and White mage Veigar. Why the hell did he get a 390 skin? So... you are saying I should copy the files to these guys servers, so they'll eliminate them securely... I don't know if I could watch for a hour I'm sure an Arab Billionare is going to change his business plans because you have 4500 signatures in a petition... The mental image this gave me.... No point in formating. Why are people always so quick about doing that? I've only had to format once in my whole life. I came here looking for comments about itchy gums Holy crap! ooohhhh OOOOOOHHHHH Cannons for the pirate ships this just made me think that Steiner should become a regular in that superstar round table they're doing in PPVs Just buy a GoPro. Better return policy/ care&amp;tech support/ higher quality product/better picture/ established/ not that expensive/ tons of mounts/ doesn't look like shit and have a lame ass logo on the side. OR you might want that cool braclet This has literally nothing to do with Mormons What on earth has happened to Fargo? I grew up there, but haven't lived there for quite a few years now. It seems to have rapidly filled up with the most smug, pretentious people imaginable. Every time I read the insane restaurant/"culture" reviews in the Fargo Forum I want to choke someone. It's North Dakota for crying out loud. Or you know, people like me and my friends who recently left a game and only started playing FF XIV last week The events that led Vivec to declaring himself as a God never happened, and are replaced with him having always been a God. I'll definitely post about my experience if I feel it's worth posting about. It's been so long since i've read the books that I'm starting to accept the movies as the definitive ( > I'm starting to accept the movies as the definitive ( Holy mother of maths and desperation.. Haha, I got a single ToT bag and nothing else from the chest.... ummm ye this is an sc2 caster? what the hell is this? TIL that Syphilis isnt just restricted to the genital area Where did the Black Sea go? they do, but don't you feel like an asshole for doing it? Me too. I hardly *ever* comment here because I know I don't know a lot about the big stuff, and some of the issues that pop up here make me go Thanks for the link! I was thinking about doing her for a LoL function in my town, but that hair is super intimidating to be done right. Dam thats fast haha, soon I was clicking around trying to find the original playthrough recording of this and found like a billion different animated versions... I don't think you could get any more American than this... Yep. Apparently getting bashed is preferable to self defense according to some people. I watched some of the Real Housewives show because they know me... They all have exactly ONE sane person, and that's why I watch, for the one woman they flash to going "... I don't know what's wrong with these crazy bitches man. is... is her ass expanding when it gets close ? So true. I thought that that was a marshmallow Wait, why HP? stop seducing me with your long hair and gaze wait.... was this in college Unfortunately I don't but I have to say I've never seen the food pictured with the recipe, the only kibeh I know of are little, brown, football-shaped kibeh I've had an "argument" with one Sarah Francis who was most insistent that screwcaps were inferior, and for inferior wine only. My sister-in-law actually said her kid's doctor was stupid for saying that smoking in the car with them was making him sick. She even defended it by saying that the window is cracked so it's not even getting to him in the back seat. Interview What swedish site? Omg, you have to tell me! She is in OP's file and has the highest T/E ratio of anyone by like 10x. When you look at the clip it puts into perspective what a rate like 93:1 T/E does to a girl.. Having a blast. Got a 25% exp boost in my Rank 3 Battlepack and used it at the start of a Paracel Storm CQ match. Ended up maxing out the Attack Boat unlocks in one round It seems to be a percentage of your level possibly? The stat boosts increase from level 30 to 50, haven't tested level synching down and seeing what happens but that would be hard to tell. Really interested in all this, All I know is that it seems SCH soul gives them 135% of their level as MND How is library compared to Lunaris? I like doing lunaris because I also get a chance at good drops from piety he chose the last name Unsleepable They... scream? Gear lubricant, really? LOLOL ??? O_o You're Ice type. Got Delibird, Bergmite, and Cloyster How do they all stay in unison They're sentient I can't believe we got that error twice Holy shit soviet union I don't understand how people can say that one daily per day is bugged Tristan have you beaten the E4? It seems to only show 2 for me at the moment. daddy? glad you guys got the band back together but i also feel you've chosen the strangest possible venue everyone gets their own planet? I see you there oRInthopter Is...is that a llama next to your username? Oh...wow. I feel like when I get to hardmode, it is going to blow my mind. I think I can hear her say it. SHHH, DON'T LET THEM REMEMBER! I also started re-watching it yesterday You have gorgeous eyes hopefully not Djee.zuss. MR. EYEBALLZ OH MA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD OMG they know how to make buttons in Adobe AIR! Long, LONG lost? Or her Son? My roommates were home. I just figured I would be able to hear their doors opening in advance. I somehow got the icon for doing absolutely nothing. I logged in and had it already for some odd reason :D.... :)...... :|....... :(..... They did something to her Boomerang Blade? Today I met a Sivir as Kat, got hit by a full BB several times, no damage. ..as far as we know, anyway. what you can get those ? Where did she go to med school? Why not just get the keys then? All the horrible missed spots!!!! wait basing it off what? you haven't actually been gifted these or know someone who has? you're just re-typing the list on that page? ...how does this happen at a con?! This is starting to sound more like the abominable snowman than some sort of counterpart to the Blaze. Woop Woop +- shhhhh... i'm always wathcing Isn't that like the planet in Alien? I guess it must have been in my dreams too, because I can't remember where I read it, and I can't find a source. Weird. I was absolutely certain I had heard her say that in an interview. Apparently I'm so good at wishful thinking that I tricked myself. I'll just admit it...I played borderlands 2, and found it to be pretty fun, but never got far. Ended up taking a couple tabs one day at home and decided to fire it up. I played that game for 8 hours straight looking something like this.. Why is Gama bears Icon Grey and Mineski not ? PAX TF I work at walmart and have never seen this them cores So many times I have cleaned up after mouse infestations and not followed this... It kind of checks out. OP said in a comment somehwere else ITT that some crappy walmart batman costume won. entrepreneur is a french word to begin with Is this true? Can they really take an eye out of the socket and put it back in? *Log out*...of Reddit?!? Well documented pedophile? this ring is so beautiful...so perfect They can? I feel like there shouldn't be able to be more than one of the same alias even if it is independent of the battle.net username I though it would teleport the player to the lobby screen and leave the other guy in the car with a wanted level Whoa. I honestly thought everyone called it Mischief Night. What did you get Holy shit i never noticed they added a background to the astronaut complex i'm actually a little afraid, this might also happen… I always heard of the band "black dahlia murder" but never really thought of the name until now. I just read her wiki.. uhh WOW. She was a very beautiful girl! That's terrible what happened! DARK SHAMANS Why there is so much CC on a Marksman let alone on your assassin? We only find out about history because of the internet? Just called my ISP (TT) and I was told that yes certain content is blocked for my well being. I didn't know Indica did stuff in English as well... Thanks for the detailed reply. My bike has an Arrow exhaust already, but I'm unaware if the ECU has been altered/upgraded. I just recently priced the regular valve maintenance at the dealership for like $800 ( Oh my fucking god. This... isn't really a confession bear. Why would you be ashamed to admit this? omg...I didnt realise this... are you xavier? wh...why...why is he playing FireRed on a Gameboy Colour that fov Oh im not sure how they got this nature Why does the AMX-40 look so different than the in game one? I hope it doesn't become a trend just among old people Yeah ra&ymir are troll gods so yeah funny. Hercules,Apollo and loki also but ne zha? HOLY Well it is certainly more clean and crisp, but that has more to do with the camera used to take this picture and the lighting than anything else. Otherwise the clean crispness is the dead giveaway that it's a drawing. It does look very hyper realistic though Wait that was buck teeth? I thought that was a marshmallow! dafuq \( What if someone actually is inside Espurr. I thought that for her it was a fail, I didn't think about the fact that maybe she did it to steal the necklace Smartphones. Not that I even use a cell phone anymore, maybe if I had more friends... whoa What is a wrinkler? Oh lawdy. Okada, Cole, and Conway. All Title vs Title matches! I have a really confused boner right now D: What did i just witness ? Wait what, how did what I wrote make sense at the time ༼ つ Looks like Billy the puppet from Saw. So wait what exactly happens to make the trees change color? Temperature? Actually, yeah I do know about people from Quebec calling them that, there is a lot more European influence there. So my apologies, fellow Canuck. I've never heard it being called a chip truck until I moved to Europe. That is just personal experience though as I just called them food trucks. wow! congrats :D I'm barely at level 19 paragon with my monk Will I get sued if I name my kid Sarah Palin? I felt the same way, but I don't think he's bashing r/exmuslim; I believe he's trolling r/Islam. North Korean defectors? Two weeks? Now have enough knowledge to be irrefutable. The book says "no doubt" therefore there's no doubt? It reads like a listing of every anti-Islam point that people like to make, but presented in a positive way to sound foolish. "With the knowledge of Islam that I gained, I can now prove every aspect of Islam true." Really. After being an believer-apostate-rebeliever in two weeks time. looks good, i'd like to suggest you toss a sprinkle of crack on it to make it more realistic... This is for US? Wat? He has a point guys. Put down the pitchforks. Whoa, never even thought of that. It feels kind of like when you eat pineapple that isn't completely ripe, so I never gave it a second thought. wtf...is that ember spirit and legion commander There was a cell or whatever in HIAC? Where was it/how does it work? You're not even OP saying "Who's your daddy?" its fun to say the first time, maybe even smirk, second time you say it.. Dat last 90 seconds Just like you He's pretty tough. I can solo merciless piety in a 3 man group no problem at all, but when I went to rush my friend through cruel and got to dominous he actually gave me a harder time than merci piety!! and there was only 2 of us in the group! I was surprised. Are you the guy I met at DH? Google is becoming a pretty creepy company...Oh the golden days when Google was just a search engine on the internet! age gated? what Yeah, your getting clamped hard Gotcha! What's a swirlix I just assumed Patrick Stewart put on a Star Trek uniform every Halloween. the first megaman.. Where is belt strangle in batman suit while masturbating?? No it isn't. I LOVE Cheung Chung Tat's Godzilla art! He is so amazing! I wish I could buy all his prints on a giant canvas and hang them up all over my house, they are gorgeous. I can sing wonderfully. By myself, or maybe in front of my husband. Other than that, if people ask me to sing i literally get so nervous i can't speak. Woah, it's like a mondo version of Slice! No, in fact it left from Doraville, GA. This mask still scares the shit out of me I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm so confused.... Chaos its like you know me.... We ain't found shit! Add me please! added you Sometimes when I'm having a conversation with someone I wonder what would happen if I just slapped them or punched them in the face This is the tough part of it. But how can I be sure it won't backfire? Where is this Then get a new girlfriend These face expressions Holy crap, that's insane Yes when you take it out of context it seems kinda fucked up Wait, it isn't? So this is why my sub suddenly got so much traffic I didn't realize that was a thing i like mixed signals makes things interesting The deaf student's name was Hunter. The sign was a variation for the ASL sign for the word "hunter." The school requesting/requiring him to change his name is idiotic (not to mention stigmatizing to a kid who is already different) but I just wanted to explain where the weapon aspect of it came from since it literally makes no sense without knowing his name. I believe the school's official stance was that one of the children could feel."threatened" if he made the sign for his name. Says the man with a Sansha flair Oh my fucking god,he got SGU Is that like for real? I almost threw up a baby when I read that TIL.... Bernardsville Link to article? Wow! I love Pan's Labyrinth. The Pale Man is so freaky. < I told my friend once that I was gonna slit his moms throat and then shove my dick down the slit and pull it out red, wet, and warm. Oh wow. I think it depends on the compliment. Saying "nice ass" might not be a good idea wait, an attachment for your toilet? Not a problem! Remember, gravity works downhill (unless your world is flat You're gonna be doin a lotta dooby rollin...WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER Wait, veela has her own subreddit? ... cocaine! Seems like he loses his rock bras during ulti too Better than snakes on a plane! Ahh okay, thanks. Guess it's time to cough up the six bucks a month. (( That doesn't help at all. I saw some old asian guy struggling with something as I drove by (I was young, so I couldn't stop or anything) and I felt really bad for the guy. "It's okay, Asians aren't people" Didn't know he admitted. Almost nobody? I live in Texas, the land of murdered English, and people still say whom all the time. Alright, give me till tomorrow and I'll get you one with at least 4 IVs :) I actually just hatched a modest male from a leftover egg so i should assume she just didnt want to text back THEY'RE SO BIG. > I-I guess. Them bastard lips... Oh my gosh sorry, on my phone, I can't edit but that wasn't supposed to be giant lol just to say number one. Apparently that's what the number sign does... eviolite carbink what jax skin is that? All that RP.... a nerds wet dream right there borderlands 2 story was actually wonderful Omg that second set of pictures! what's with the Golden Gate Bridge looking..bridge in the bottom corner? Thanks! if none of the other things work, i'll definitely give this a try. Sadly i've heard cats have the dirtiest mouths. i also saw a macro picture of a cats tongue. i think i'm scarred for life Questionable with rib injury That's reminds me... Will detox ever come out?! Is that good or bad? Is there any reason you look like Nick Frost? No one knows me really? They look like they're having an orgy... that's not what cool means so its 700$ wonderful Bane Is this what you masturbate to at night? THAT IS AWESOME. I wanna set something like this up for next year, especially since I freaking loved the new Evil Dead. As much as I'm in favor of Cyborg stuff.. That thing is like the size of a freaking cell phone.. Just trying to be festive **Puts on cowboy hat.** Ok, you have a Feederism fetish. A fetish is a paraphillia, or a sexual attraction. Your sister is gaining weight, so you are sexually attracted to your sister. I'm happy you got out of it alive, heroin addicts are scary I wonder where these three could be Yeah, seriously, what makes it even more Lol until you run into Frankie and he busts you up wow that is an amazing pendant your third is A LAPRAS! Those tattoos they have those? That's so hard, I've heard same stories from my friends too. it took me a good minute to realize he was the blue mailbox, not the ups You guys have SIX kids? Oh god You should have seen the original text based cluster fuck explanation. It was a catastrophe; took me 30 minutes to realize it was the same or extremely similar exploit I had been using for over a week. I just always figured this was a common thing people knew about and that was the entire point of IV checkers for pokemon X / Y Maybe I did... I thought insulin was supposed to be cold. thank god for an uncaring mother. now i know the horrors from which i was spared That looks weird, this doesn't let you charge over the Controller Port, but you need to plug it in on the bottom of the controller Haha, oddly enough I already do that. Somebody needs a reality check people are hacking bf4 already? why waste a cdkey this early it still feels unfamiliar for me, its kinda weird to have 3 brushes at top Yeah but wtf happened to Wartortle Quite wondering its def more Priest than Mage Whatta coincidence... I'm just listening to "Old Gods of Asgard" right now. Holy crap How do you guys know that this guy is going to play mid?? What? Nassana was in ME1? My God... Our impulses are just our most basic human instincts trying to get through. Even though you were clearly joking, "Raji's Untimely Demise" is a badass name and that's actually a pretty awesome label for a $1 stick "Jews don't need to be racist. They've been the greatest people on Earth thoughout the centuries." Wait a second... **WHAT DID YOU DO WITH TIMOTHY, KYLE?!** Strangest food quirk? I probably have a few. Haha. But one is I mix Kraft Mac and cheese with applesauce. I'm curious if you watched the Saints game at all vs the Cardinals This info was posted earlier this week. It's a dude? Hmmm, well, this change is obviously synced with the new cards. I'm just worried that the deal will change before the next set is released, just cause it's so good. He should be like polt, who only sleeps 5 hours a night. He told me that if I don't believe him, I could get in and try to escape ༼ ᕤ really? 2007? You mean the year Randy Moss put up 23 touchdowns? Fraking Cylon. This ain't good. I'm connected from the uk and only have 90 ping Sliced bone? So what you're saying is that doing curls works my tri's too bc they are the antagonists to the biceps? is it that big of deal? oh! well i'm glad you have that you know thing that's like a life and stuff xD i only know of the reddits If anyone wants to know why comments like PANCAKESandSYRUP_ how exactly are they dealing with terrorism? This was my thought as well. Paying 50€ for new maps and new guns seems a bit Interesting choice. What! I'm a guy and i didn't even know you can get it that young Thanks for the tips! I bleached, dish soaped, and rinsed them a couple of times, and I've had them about 3 years. I've drank from them a few times since then I think the chunks make it worse... That is amazing ill click your adfly if you click mine I do pecs injections too just to rotate through more sites... but not through the goddam nipple when did i say your gasoline tank is under pressure? What is going on here. Mine was in her 40's. seems legit that's gonna be lotta girls on /u/chronos42 if ALL the dreams come true i'm feeling shyvana will get tons of gold witth those changes aesir works?! those welds martyr's call: "after 4 seconds, the target explodes" My thoughts EXACTLY! This is not the set I thought they would be putting out. Wait...Does the Directors Cut Newgame+ have commentary? How did I miss this outlands is only a part of draenor Holy crap, where is the 5000:1 ratio stated? That would mean that the only ***.02%*** of the population has survived the zombie outbreak and resulting mass hysteria They also didn't show any fights ... oh damn. Didn't realize how small the letter count was Add..wait wtf is your avatar an ant-creature nice boob job I've had something like this happen on a number of occassions. And it would always perplex me. I think the game may only render physics at a certain range, as when I loaded into my chase plane, and approach those objects? They'd proceed on course and blow up. Or proceed on course (Sometimes VERY fast) then stop in the distance. Until I caught up. All in all, very weird. Ah muzen cab look weird. Looks.. stunning. I've seen one in real life. Scared the shit out of me! I'm quite suprised. I never thought that someone else would do this too. Oh mah gawd... Ctrl + F "sealer" ... If a pregnant woman swallows her husband's cum, is that cannibalism...or incest? every time I make a snapchat video, it comes out upside down Yeaah, even if you aren't a good player 2KD isn't that hard to get at least once My first time meditating. I felt a presence I can't really describe (it was nighttime so this may have added to the feeling) and suddenly without any reason to do so I started crying. Broke down the meditation cycle and cried for 5 minutes straight For example, in a democracy, you vote to change the chair's name into something else. Because you know, majority. Like WTF I saw this last year on a truck in, of all places, Saskatchewan, Canada. Drowzee, Espurr as long as she doesn't bite nose bleed what if im not human > I could see Akagi finally losing at some point but it won't be during the Washizu arc. I think. I remember these. I actually kind of liked the one that tasted like dirt "Huh, Flatcore. Nice community in the overworld... a Limbo!? > I have no idea how the hell they translate these. > Ya now that I think about it. How would they get the movie to theatres everywhere within a week? That seems like some of unnatural feat. :) You're welcome. I thought about doing bubble wrap and a cardboard box until I saw my pocky! 3timeouts in the first quarter You're in the HS beta and complaining about Diretide? at first i thought someone was trying to electrocute the guy who owned the locker Put down the acid. Dat battle scar under the left breast!!! Dear lord they do exist They called a 3 sec violation ? but it seemed to me he just got there I don't know how this works for guys. Oh... I thought I was... I thought that was some elaborate joke. It took me a bit too long to realize I wasnt My English teacher kinda looks like that too hey i tried trading you but it kept timing out Yeah I am. Past 20 hours have been clear... maybe they fixed it. The weight column matches the number of inches in the incorrect heights... how do you get this event I didn't know a voice could sound so ugly... but it did Seriously? Jesus. Just imagine what 8K would look like. does anyone ACTUALLY know if bjergsen is coming to NA? why not add him back and then gift? I messaged you. Unless someone else gave you them and you thought it was me. Adequate intelligence wasn't built into his DNA. That tits! The sheer amount of light!! Beauty! Oh no... I did originally want to play as VS, but my RL friends (and Planetside 1 crew) had already started playing on TR. They started playing before me, so they chose the faction/server. Of course, most of them left the game, and the few that still play occasionally have switched to Waterson NC Works for me is that...are those... Weird I don't wanna sound girly! But that looks so romantic! Meds only help up to a certain point, before they start turning into adverse effects What? Idra and Destiny. IdraStiny I would not have the guts to tell them all that I hated them 256 rly? Thanks! He's working on the post-processing now. Some of them look like an advertisement for FuzziBunz GTA: V Multiplayer sure has evolved. How the hell did you party up on BF3? lol beautiful Wow This is very nice to see, given the alarming rise of libertarianism in all facets of life, in which we are told sexualized power play somehow occurs in a vaccuum and is apolitical. What's wtf about egg whites?.........*realization hits*.......... Why did you capitalize that? lolok, and I was going to ask you if you were 12 about 5 posts ago You doubt it's not his opinion but don't argue your point? What you just did was disagree with his opinion an in attempt to prove it wrong. How does that not make it his opinion? Herobrine is removed... as a mob, not landscape... Did he just laugh like a muppet What captcha sites? I though it was accidently stepped on my sister and I look ed at the image If he said that in NA, everyone here would know that it is nothing more than a statement. But because he worded it in such a cautious manner, EUW players take it as a promise You payed $7000 for a gaming pc? Jesus fucking christ. And you have to perform oral circumcision on it to eat it? what in the name of gaben does that mean I dont even know what that Diretide thing is The icons doesn't represent a bee Really? Then... why say anything derogatory about someone you are currently clueless about? I see, I see. pretty good Wait, we WHAT?????? I'll post it there too... so many subreddits I've never heard of Never chase a leblanc with flash You killed Edgar! Holy crap. Why did you remind me of that story? It's a bit weird, hes title is "install" while hes post is about downloading How did you manage to lose this? I can see your town, I just can't get the train. ####SO MANY PANDA'S! Same here. When I first played Crysis 2 I played half an hour or so but Steam said I played 5 minutes. After re-logging, Steam said I had played Crysis for 10 hours What sort of sorcery is this food eaters? What do you do if that doesn't work? So muzen doesn't have legs? There's WHAT under Meowstic's ears? That....is one of the biggest complements I've ever gotten. Well thought out? You're just raging at me Three Rings of Aquila on Venomancer... Elliott wasn't your normal internet date. But still a good thing to do. You never know what crazy lurks behind the computer. Who has been claiming to have an Arceus Sarari? Truth is, I think he's very pretty...the morning breath though!!! Guessing that same winds storm! 520 bridge closed down, traffic lights out, debris everywhere. Ugh. 5 hours now Woah....Tracy Jordan was the first ever Vita player :-:-@ This is so weird I just started watching these videos last night. Yeah, my evil plan to destroy the entire Kobold race begins with me selling them blueprints for an indoor fountain. dang, that's some serious LEGO skill, right there... and I though having retracting landing gear on my starfighters was cool Why have so many exRPers decided to come out of the woodwork so close to each other? it looks like tanner mayes Considering both versions you're buying are 720p, I'd have I agree with you on that. Why are you getting an xbox one? How are they making any money? Well I was trying to be sarcastic. I go to work but for the past few months I have been doing nothing but just getting free college lectures, studying online, reading books, etc... but I should still take out the quotes? I cant think of a person over the age of 20 to do something like that.. like, not at all. I know theres a few horrible people out there but I legitimately cant think of anyone doing something like that that has matured beyond puberty. Random destructive tendencies are really nothing that anyone that isnt some kind of psychopath would do after getting through being some asshole in puberty that should have his right to exist removed dafuq Is that actual silkworm...? I know plenty of Sikhs and I've never met one I didn't like either. Sikh people of reddit. Why you do nice? It seems my american friends find it odd that I say "Can't be bothered". In other words "can't be f*ckd" or "can't be stuffed" "don't want to to do it" etc etc ... they seem to think "bothered" is unusual to say. I didn't want to put my dirty clothes back on. In my head, you said T-80s, and I wondered why you would have it in for Russian MBTs. If you can find where to insert them ;) ...wailord has teeth?... I almost never see any pictures of kids on Reddit.... A Steampunk one no less. OH ... HeyFuckYou. Im going to be streaming for 25 hours. im on hour 12 THIS NEEDS TO BE A DOWNVOTE GIF.. If I was Justin Bieber I would totally choose sex with high end hookers over groupies. Especially HIS groupies. Beliebers are TERRIFYING. Can you imagine what the morning after would be like with any of them? No thank you I thought they were, however, as a non american I wasnt exactly sure and decided to let it slip I...uh....yes dangly parts Is that screenshot from Tom Clancy's SSN? Difficult to upvote people when I like the characters they dislike and vice-versa I didn't either, come to think of it. As someone who rarely sneezes less than three times in a row, you've given me more of a reason to hate (and fear) my nose. exactally. some i see and im like well then it looks like im just pretending...and some i look and im like "well holy hell, is that their fat??? that puppy mouthing you, i have to know what breed! Pico chips? Oh, haha! For some reason I read it and was like "SO HOW DOES THE STORY END? How does the FS work I'm confused I was confused, I thought this was on /r/AllThingsTerran One of my cats had roundworms. She threw up and it was all worms. Another cat I picked up from outdoors had tapeworms, as well. That was ridiculous. It looked like a shoelace, but then it started MOVING. Cause who wouldn't want to have sex with a woman in slavery who can't refuse, right? You decide your level of involvement. Wha... what about them G-forces? himerdonder with TP fk flash. put a turret down in each lane when they get ganked TP in You sure it wasn't your local zoning laws? Or the economy? Or your landlord? Why do children this young even KNOW what twerking is? A friend saw him in SF a few days ago. She was pretty sure it was him... said she recognized his crazy eyes. i have the one with both egg moves, the thing is it's a riolu, so i'll have to give it food, fill it's happiness, and evolve it once again and it's a brave nature, so i'll have to breed that one with an adamant ditto, and after that, evolve the riolu again How old are these girls? As someone from Ottawa... What is Ottawa thumb wrestling... I guess I'm just 'lucky' omg video is so painful to watch lol but fucking hilariously cheesy Thanks, don't bother looking for egg moves. I just found this guy from someone You say that almost as if you think Torturer can be ignored When did I talk about sabotage? whats going, dude? your collection is perfect Holy crap, Min looks so amazing. O_O_O_O_O_ Interessant. Je remarque au passage que 170 hommes sont morts d'un cancer du sein en 2010 quick! replay from the beginning and write down every capitalized letter His head looks so tiny. am I seeing things or does it say "put it back on it"? Uh, i see.. Tell me again why this is funny ? I am pretty sure there is a exp bonus? 1 so far [](/applestare)You must be brave to learn such a difficult language Are you a professional cosplayer? FULL?!? I always think pixi sticks! Ahhh! Now it's going to be a wee penis covered in pixi sticks. I misread your post and thought that you wrote down "groper date". My face was like I thought Vettel did? You can't.... Until its too late. Yeah How? So farm the fish that they eat Oh. I HAVE THE SAME TV MOTHER OF GOD Thanks for the specific numbers, yikes That Aaron's eyes are creeper than Espurr WOW Who downvotes a charity for the kids...? In my case, everyone else has social lives, while i work 6 evenings a week. holy highball, batman! That looks like Brit author Andrew Sullivan. What.. but.. how OOC: Iceus doesnt know this.. that means.. So... did you live when there were *dinosaurs*!? .... That must be some botfly. "oh my god, got outplayed so hard" its actually what he says we should change the turrets from the easiest tier 1 with a single gun to tier 3 with a shitload of guns and rockets There's no way The Sims is fifteen years old. Please say that isn't true Fl is a big state, what area That's exactly what I thought. holy hell and Bjergsen was up about 40-45 hours without sleep while doing that according to his statements on stream In MGS3 i... oh god. I placed a magazine down on the ground so one of the guards would notice it. When he got to it i shot him with a tranquilizer right in the head. Now this is the bad part, when he was sleeping i shot everyone of his limbs with a pistol, it wasn't enough to kill him just enough to make his limbs completely useless. When he woke up all his limbs were shaking and his posture was completely messed up. I felt so bad and then he started looking at the porno and shaking like a chicken... Chchch. The end! Wait... Hey, I said serious! OK cool, I was like wtf did I do? Isn't Halo available all over EU? Albino hedgehogs? Now I do puppies Sharks? DITTO mmmmhhh...and where's Mirtle Snow? What if...nintendo released red and blue... on the 4ds shop. With the original sprites rendered in 3d like this.. That wasn't the only one..... Yeah, I know, but it does that below 480px so I don't think it is that much of a big deal I made it to the walkabout after 12 but didn't have any ID on me; not allowed in... I'm 39 That was NOT who I was expecting Ditto, when my female housemate says she's using her epilator......in her room wringle's latern must be for super passive junglers You... are an educator? We have a subreddit Did you Live my childhood?! ... Games like League and Dota attract bad mannered behaviour. You either deal with it or these games are not for you. People bitching about the bad communities in Mobas is like people working in a kitchen crying about how rude everybody acts towards each other (at least the kitchens Ive seen from the inside involved a lot of hectic and quite a bit of yelling at people who messed up idk who are you and we never talked before... Wow, that is actually a good news:) I was schocked today when I ordered mine in the UK and saw the estimated shipment date of 22 Nov fingers from both hands? yeah we found that out today Well I'm from SA. Tell me though...this is the first post you've made. Seems like a strange choice for a first post. Really? I was able to tell which of the twins was the smoker before reading the caption. But how else would people know? I found it difficult simply following the purple line showing the correct path Wait, wait, you can't get a wifi scanner for iOS? At all? Not even after you jailbreak it? Why the downvotes for this post? I am pretty interested on what this joke is Correct me if I am wrong, but Bradley is a SHOOTING guard right? I don't know, do they? I think you could get up there in a volcano Added me please don't have any steel types yet So he shouldn't post an AMA because a lot of high ELO people use the same technique to climb? Idk man. It's more intimidating in a well lit area like Starbucks while you're waiting for your coffee and all those strangers are standing there, bored, listening to your conversation, and JUDGING YOU. "I love it but I hate that taste" you conquered his dick? Misty's eyes... Why do you need age Mother of Too be fair, Alonso was penalized enough with that back pain he had to carry with him to the end of the race And now I share another thing with my Texans Who does that ass belong to on the right <=/=>..... in my head this makes perfect sense.... When I was a cook my boss hired two Mexican dishwashers. For weeks they would talk about my body and what they wanted to do with it in Spanish. I finally chimed in one day with "hablo espanol". At first they DoubleFaker How can you be sure you are anything at all? What was it? Well on that point...I bet a lot of those people still don't. Did google. Holy shit. I still think he's the coach. hamsters? Very cool is an understatement, the 5 minutes I spent watching this video were filled with enough fun for a whole day Whoa whoa whoa. Mine was too. I can't lift that hard. I have found a new respect for Graves. That gun is heavy as shit, and its made of cardboard and pcv! I don't want to imagine how heavy his gun is Meth Amazing cosplay Ahh you caught me! Only game I paid full price for too That's what I get for posting from my phone first thing in the morning, I guess... Wow they really put the ASS in glasses or wait, is it the glass in asses... You look like Jeffy from RSD Nation That was a woman oh wow it doesn't work Spawn ALL the towers. Word, sorry I'm having trouble keeping up I got 9 Platinum coins 44 for me in standard I thought honedges were pretty common shinies Word. I'm going to molest your friend safari now though. In a way, it's like being inside you ( Just..why? Real American politics is what seems like science fiction at the moment Few days? I will probably get downvoted, but you could also C4 your own chopper from the passenger seat. *cough* done it multiple times to scout pilots farming kills on obliteration just to take it next spawn and win us the round by actualy carrying the bomb in it. Felt really bad... but also really good at the same time I discovered it by sheer dumb luck, the moment it happened I was like Your picture is bigger than I am Just wow China.. trying to best Japan What kind of school did *you* go to It's a challenge. Build your own kennel out of rainX windshield wipers? Kind of confused why gunner upgrades are dependent on who's driving and not gunning I'm confused by her left arm WHY IS THERE A RACOON IN YOUR HOUSE My Mom never wanted me to sift through her high school yearbooks, so one day while she was out, I leafed through them for a bit and found a message from some guy she knew senior year who wrote "To a foxy chick I'd like to stick ;)". Effectively removed any desire to go through Mom's stuff again Try a superintendent's salary that is *seven* times the beginning teacher salary. Plus he gets a 0% interest mortgage loan and a car allowance. The same thing happened when I deployed. When I left the US I was 196 lbs (6ft). I didn't have easy access to food and, although I didn't exercise, dropped a lot of weight without realizing it. I couldn't believe it when I needed a belt for my jeans when I got back. I was 150lbs when I got back. 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I just got my stimulus package and I got all $500k at once you are being silently judged by millions Meh My PC is prolly worth around 900-1000 by now.. and can run BF4 to the same quality standard as consoles without issues from what Ive played of it so far. seeing how Id need a PC anyway just for university work Id be at 600€+400€ for the console and might as well buy a PC that also is gonna run more reliably which is better for my university stuff I'm doing a project on this painting. Goodness... Im in love.... OR.. was silk road 2.0 set up by the government as a "false flag" for an excuse to try n shut bitcoin down? Was the thief drunk? Hit a fucking tree? The watched overlay was back. I did (kinda), didn't read anything about traps. Hm, lets see utility wise. And dunno, I'm done with this tier so I kinda think I have a clue I'd love for your piece to be on me... Wait... 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I know the guy personally, but we didn't discuss this or anything. I sent it out as a feeler and it worked * He's barely managing to dodge that truck, really close Can you still get that? :O. So basically for EVERY single purchase you do, you get a golden card? So.. If I bought a $3 2-pack x7. Do I get x7 golden cards? Shes actually one of the most talented singers of our time.. heck, I dont like her music for reasons of individual tastes which still doesnt change that shes a really amazing singer and that I would be all over her songs if she were to thing in a genre more appealing to me what.. what's with the USA one? She looks like a machine You had time, space, and leisure? Mother of all the luck. Clefairy Her stockings are perfect I thought the youngest pappy was 15? umm.. I'm confused what you are talking about or what you have seen Wait, does that all happen on the first page? you cant make fun of him....hes handicapped Same here! Then it happened again when I saw Judgment It was all fun and games until that bear jumped in. I am FailCamper just about everywhere. So.......sure why the hell not. Or should I go with M60_spray_and_pray_er..... or phfil...... They're only protective of the equipment if you're taking a projector and moving it somewhere. Most of the systems in the halls and rooms are key operated and just button pressing. I haven't heard of support needed for those. But now we need a cure for sticky orange hands Then they cluster together and gain a appetite for human flesh, then there will be zombies If they were in the medieval age for their civilization compared to us that is still a very very very very very very small technology difference compared to what civilizations probably lurk among the stars. There could be civilizations that are so much more advanced (millions perhaps billions of years) that the technological and evolutionary difference between us and them could be vastly greater than the difference between us and ants. Wait, wait....there's a *quest* for these things?! You came up as passerby for some reason that first time Crazy. What possess a rookie to fuck with DMC, of all people? Neighbors can hear my water splashing when peeing directly into the water Are the streams working for everyone tonight? Mine seem to have dissapeared Nooo you can't just slap someone for being annoying you studied drums for 15 years? how old are you now? This is not photoshopped? I like to think he's reading this right now, eyes widening, going "I... didn't use a throwaway?" That flair Actually, how is the extended cut? I only beat the game once before the extended cut, grinded through hours of multiplayer to get my perfect unicorn ending which ended up not really happening. Afterwards I just figured "sigh, whats the point" and never touched the game again. I had like 7 savefiles prepared with characters from ME1 and ME2, however, none of them had suicidal tendencies and none of them were void of human emotion so I just decided that playing them was kinda worthless I spent so much time on this site... I had no idea either side existed, and now I'm even more confused cause I used to be fat and now I'm skinny so I understand both sides. It was Katy perry and I saved it and now it's not Might have to copy... Can't wait for snow You're inside my house! Well if he has a PC that can run Titan Fall, and that's the only game he currently wants, it makes the most sense to buy it for PC and save $600 Is it normal to slur the sounds of the two words together? Oh wow, I would have punched someone. ....Markham? Is this you?! But, mine shows a challenge flair. I wonder if she always walks around on her tippy toes....INVISIBLE HEELS!! Yeah I just bought XBLGold and despite it being a massive pain in the ass to pay Microsoft for ACCESS TO THE INTERNET i actually have no blue sockets in any of my gear You can see the pasties in Boot Camp Imagine if Seananners and Nyanners had a child together. i see. Sorry for the long reply, I just I ramble more than I thought... Jeez. So everyone would think he is stupid when in reality he wasn't? For the longest time I thought I was mishearing in a number of sublime songs where it sounded like Bradley was saying "Lord have his grilled cheese." It turns out that's what he's actually saying whoa, you're a dude... running out of memories It's over one year we dind't get a hindu gods. Can you add me? Nuzleaf is my life I'm so surprised no one's posted the "It's a PENIS!" gif. Actually later they went back in for round two Or a rundown place after an apocalypse. Can I trust you? Yes pleeeaaaaaaaaseeeeeee Aaaaaaaand now reddit will kill me ... or get shipped off by Giuliani to San Francisco Is it supposed to be in some kind of broth? Pressure sensitivity I'm not worried about the wierd range, i'm worried about how fast he teched after that knockdown What is it with Reddit and cats and incest? I've never even heard of saving the ash Maybe next unlock is 15% brighter and rotated 10 degrees! Or maybe it's even rotated to the left... Can I choose to fly around in my pod without exploding my ship? But HE came up with amount. O-O Ohmygosh. He just keeps going and going What if there is exstansion to prevent google frOm snooping on me while I use chrome and they want to block it now? I spy with my little eye, that some countries are missing here I actually read CentOS instead of SteamOS. My bad. Oh. Yeahhhhh I think I'll wait until it comes out on DVD. I was freaking out over the trailers in the movie theater, I don't think I can handle the actual thing. So for someone with little expierence of attending soccer matches... *(Rugby fans are so different S-MP-FP-C-KD-regering.... vilken mardröm Did you know that there are people microwaving the whole glas and then drink it As a Canadian who frequently travelled to the states as a kid (like a month or two of every year) and now travels more closely to once every two years, biggest bacon letdown of my life: the US version of "Canadian" bacon is thinly sliced ham. I was **_so_** excited, expecting delicious peameal bacon when the lady at McDick's asked "Regular, or Canadian bacon?" ... Such disappoint, how can one of the most obese nations in the world, 'Murica, suck at fast food that's supposed to make me fat..? I mean, they got portions to a ridiculous level, and I love that, but that shit is literally just fried ham Something that warms me up... It's always nice to have whiskey or jägermeister at home when it's -30 degrees Celsius oustide I believe MeNoHaxor deserves a mention in that youtuber list Oh okay my mistake then Maybe he's paid hourly instead of salaried Some years ago I did this with my friends. We had put tyre chains on the car so it would go really fast in the deep snow and used 3 small bob-sleds. We were doing something like 60km/h (37mph), couldn't see shit from all the snow flying up from both the car and the other sleds. The road got more narrow as the side of the road had huge banks of snow. Suddently we passed a truck going the other direction, still doing 60km/h, got about 1-2 feet from the wheels Stop death-gripping it while you're wanking I slept for 16 hours. Where on earth did you get that image for sen triplets I still remember all the cheats I used At first I thought Canada was embarrassing... then I saw USA no...i never do...BUT...i always get a lot of "i like your costume" comments...which is weird. how the fuck do you find 2 exalts in pure currency drops during leveling from 1-62? All I want to know is what the hell you were doing with it for over a week for it to fall apart like that Is there a more honest way? Wait so all of those things Oh, how interesting. On a potentially-related note, can you easily say "Irish wristwatch?" That's another pair of words which I never knew others tended to slur together/bungle until I heard a friend completely botch it. Why downvote? "Keeping 'em white!" Shes my main even since before the last remake 2 years ago (or so), when people dodged the game and insulted you just because you picked Sivir...LOL. The new Sivir now is absolutely amazing. I love to play with her ( Wow really? That sounds unpleasant How this ultimate works in assault? Tell me about it. I've been in Texas for a collective 3 years and I still don't understand the fascination they have for taking trucks and turning them into huge, lifted brodozers with tires that could climb Everest... then never driving the truck off the pavement. Like-wise been working with various iterations of the controllers for well over a year and we have a bunch of production controllers in the office nothing like this has happened. We are all looking at this going WTF ( Also, Imgur did not preserve my description box formatting, so my reviews are coming across as giant blocks of text, at least on mobile You're right! How did i not see that! Ban Spectre Dear god, why? God damn Uhm, white supremacy? WAW.. There are also big YouTubers who can't reply to comments Omg. That detail work. you are right, always thought it was much much more in the south side of the peninsula. and i've been to Barcelona I'll be in Chicago in a couple weeks. Traveling down to watch MSU play Northwestern and we're taking a day in the city. This is wicked! Thank you so much, I love how you gave the shark the "deer in the head lights" look Or maybe (since he's an evil demon) he'll just decide to exact his revenge on the son of Joshua and his descendants. Damn, a lot of negativity in this thread. because it is a doll o-o....do you think a real person of her size be able to actually fit through that tiny ass window without breaking bones Apparently, they eat their own cum. A friend of mine posted this on FB after spotting it at a parking lot in Biddeford, Maine. Flying.. pirate ship.. with RPG and machine gun? guy to his right: "hey dude, want to...... oh uuuhhh" Did you even watch the video? Im always surprised when I hear that HoN is still alive Holy...it's disappeared from the website Talk about "more than meets the eye" ...How did you ahve National Treasure AND trade routes? I wonder if they're over 18 ( Even more dangerous, Undead Kraken Oops just posted it in the thread Oh my god that illustration is amazing. Interesting. Most of my classes were in the Computer Science department at OSU - taught by CS instructors. I spend all day writing .NET code. Your PS3 controller? I'm so honored I don't know what to say Then you will just have to start collecting doubles of everything! Well, does it really bring death? Im not buying! Im scared oh I totally didnt read that last part I guess The fact that things don't get updated is not evidence for a lack of developers?! That's fantastic! No, the memory would retain, as it's standard NAND flash. I've toured one of the data recovery companies (Drive Savers) and they have a machine that reads data directly from the chips. They use it for flash drives and SSD data recovery. I looked into getting one myself (year or so ago?) and the cheapest I found was a Russian company for 5-figures. No thanks. ( _"oh..."_ her suspicious were confirmed _"ummm i ummm d-d-don't know what to..."_ she looked down at your lap and noticed your cock become erect the more i stumbled and rambled with my words, is it girly? i never even realised Woah you really did post this I'm in the 3rd Infantry division This is even cheaper than my college's clinic. But why on this particular game 4468-2198-4474 I stood on a dinghy a few weeks ago, and it just felt... weird. I didn't know if it was because it's smaller than what I'm used to, or if it was the foamy grip tape. Hello? Or is it Pfft I'm from the 80s, I sweep legs Imagine my surprise while I'm reading this thread out of absolute boredom What you guys don't realize is the comments that will be posted 20 years from now, "Holy shit..... that's my mom and dad back in 2013! off topic kinda- are we supposed to get emails with details on the report? i have no idea what im supposed to do/when its due Riots renaming is just dumb at this point. The Lux thing was one thing, but this is just completely retarded. I really dont know who is in charge of this but they deserve to be fired I already did, several days ago Holy shit, I saw Sweden. Wow, as a gay my junk tingled.... As a League player who saw this on r/all and figured to browse the comments: What the hell?? Why would you do something like that Coincidentally, there is a missing teenager from our tiny town (population 7k). Tethius is 13 or 14 that ursa set is more ugly then navi qop set... Is that a cog tattoo? Great defensive play by Bargs. sunfire dog 38? DB x6 But if we haven't jungle? I loved this movie as a kid. Looked around for awhile forgot about thank you! Also how'd you get your hands on it. And it seems like no one thought of karthus Yeah x_x and oh nice! Hmm.. I don't know what else I can throw in Is that a misspelling, or is "fuze" really legit American English? Holy crap, you do have a lot of Eevees. It feels like your dick is....staring at me.. Wow that was so Pretty! Do you keep track of your downvotes on all your posts? Doesn't every face have 4 corners? I have spent 3 hours on this problem. I currently have zero lines of code written... goes on sale once a year Do you mean, uhhh a pharamacist? OMG Fake? I lost it a month ago when i cleared my cache. I have an audio teq guide? Hmm...perhaps for a top 10, you could do as I said earlier and just be sure to clarify that it's the one person's opinions and not the others OR, collaborate on some top 10 videos so you all throw in your own opinions i read this as edible signs I've been living a lie Wait, what? O3O <( Dude what is on your head am I the only one who sees the Diamond border as better than the Challenger one? For me its an overly decorated Gold reward I have the ability for emoji's on my phone. Gogoat can learn Milk Drink. Which is fine for the females, but males can learn it to. 'Dem lasers, tho! Uh, yeah, people were extremely vocal against calling it "infinite light." Eventually a compromise was reached and everyone was okay with "final spark." And, evidently, a lot of people cared by the reaction?? Where are you buying your panties that they only last a month? Not to mention blood Oh also, it is EV trained. But... it seems to be EV trained perfectly. Thank God an Espurr pic that doesn't have those Someone's virginity Great tits. Holy shit. Seriously, if this was written by the same people that make Nathan Drake so quippy, it would be excellent. Loved the living shit out of this game... and dat final boss music You actually meant corset? ferrari? Who wants a 20" monitor? Woah I never thought of this. I mean, I do this all the time to cheer my bf up, but never thought it would be publicly awesome. We must think of a name Out of curiosity, why do you have a posting limit? I was actually surprised he accepted too thanks tiny computer! oh Wow, YouTube comments are better than those Lucky? Oh my god I just listened to it while following rap genius. That is just.. art. Like, he thinks of EVERYTHING. One small small part in one of his album songs, a part that maybe 1% of all listeners will hear. He is fucking insane Gotta say... not sure I'm a fan of that sound I've started snoring WHILE AWAKE That's Turtle Are you not supposed to eat ice cream in the rain? unrendered fat's got a lot of energy. It's a rush if you eat a lot. Combined with all the sugar and carbs put up my code here if i'm right Trust NO one I feel like I've seen that before Why, is there going to be something different from the other 2 times? I've seen way too many military Humvees sitting around throughout the course of this show. Dependable, good on gas (diesel), excellent off road performance, they don't need keys to start, and they usually have a .50 cal mounted on top. The governor had some but our heroes have never jumped at the opportunity. That last game yes. But damn Dear is good at basetrading why don't check if the seat is down first then........ Wait... your gil balance rarely pops over 30k? But I thought that you were me! People still play RuneScape? I'd be lucky if I could take two freaking steps in heels like that If they would have just held, they would have almost 100x the value in about a year and a half??? I will cut you. Well, that escalated quickly I didn't use it on the first day I got my iPod. Less charming than Ann Coulter? The fat is the best part.... 18 year old housewife... Although you can't tell because vidble stretched the picture So they will stop selling their movies to us... so we HAVE to pirate if we want to see them? I think I see a minor flaw in their plan This tournament has been so awesomely mind blowing but also so depressing in certain cases. Wait, wat? Violet sunfire? Sunfire have colors? Are you, are you really? They even tore the skin off cleanly off the thigh I know someone else who got this as an Xmas gift, and I guess I'm doing something wrong in life where people don't buy me $200 beers as gifts Spirit week? You're in highschool? wasnt that in an eminem interview? how do i even know that, i hate rap? What do you think you were riding to school in from then on? That sounded dark Hey look, it's Sir Gilguy. How many are you actually giving away? There are other games than LoL?! Game over for today I really hope this gets riot attention so they can promise you the rewards. Man a 50wins-0losses team is impressive I went to 3,167,000,000,000,000,000 So according to you boobs open up for you to store change inside them? Its like some creepy bird-clown hybrid designed to give children nightmares Does anyone in this thread understand that the title was intended as a joke, referring to 'making babies' with the brushed-off hair? I'm scared of drowning...even though I've heard it feels pleasant Anything Suddenly it turned into Halo, and I just soup canned those pop rockets into a bunch of aliens chests. Then it was over Thanks for the explanation, I appreciate it! I've been meaning to read his books at some point, but truth be told I'm not sure if I've ever seen them in any bookstore. I just saw somebody tweet this exact thing... I have had this happen to me numerous times. It's a really weird glitch. It happens after you kill an enemy and for some weird reason their body stands straight up. God. *Damn.* Laws that make you use a specific software? Who are you addressing? I bleed Purple and Gold I don't watch TV, because.. TV Who expected a defensive battle What? Wut Formics... This seems like the stuff nightmares are made of As opposed to unmalted beer? You mean TDKR is just like this, because the comic came first. That is one sexy pic Flash photography generally washes you out ( It's smoothness, not the look of prepubescence I understood it, but maybe that means I am obscure. That is practically perfect That was a really fast response ...scary, I was just getting up to pre-heat the oven for pizza rolls when I decided to click one... more... image.. Woah, I bought those exact things too Wait..Hidden Track? Mountain Buster during all phases? We dont wanna spoil anything, becasue its SO good! Actually this exact same behavior happened to a playlist, couldn't add or remove videos for a while and it said error every time but then later on the videos was on the list 2 times thats pretty damn on Her? Isn't that what he just did? How could bf4 ruin someone's life? If any of them are 5 iv definetly Ouch, did you down vote me for that?! I was agreeing with you This drives me crazy Nice User name > Ya a gambling apocalypse sounds metal as fuck. What would that even look like though? I haven't seen one Wait mad men is the way things are still? Your flair. For some reason imagined your art teacher as Morgan Freeman Fibre termination closure? There are no fibre optic cables Holy crap I won Jump and dodge. Jump and dodge everywhere. You realize the internet is international right? I just traded you one.. we have a whole 11 yordles? Do we? Or time travel. wat is this sorcery wtf why in controversial? Sexy as fuck. I'm still not at 5IV, hawlucha is taking ridiculous amount of time to get to 5IV I thought 911 was for life threatening emergencies? Couldn't you have called the local police station? Do you mean there are people who only speaks 1 language? Which buffet? What on earth were you breeding with Somebody just posted this problem last night :o I just think that's weird because I've never seen anyone post about this before. What if OP and other OP are near the same area and someone is cutting their dope with something that's causing this? oohhh, didn't notice that all. very strange then whoa whoa hold on. read up on some US Army LRRPs, Marine Force Recon or Navy SEALs in Vietnam and you'll see these guys were professional as fuck and had to apply for and qualify for those units. if someone worked with unprofessional units in Vietnam it was because they were super green (brand new) or operated in less hostile areas. nothing but the most strict discipline kept those soldiers alive in areas where the NVA and Viet Cong were heavily concentrated and every soldier knew that very well. Yeah really man.... ...$250? Just out of curiosity where the hell are you getting such an astronomical figure Seriously why would someone downvote you for this I...I just won what mean walrus? I sincerely hope Dembele asked to come off, otherwise AVB has lost a fucking screw for leaving Paulinho on. If Lennon comes on instead of Lamela for siggy... I think I'll just save my future tank for missions... Is Teraflop an actual term? I'm still not sure how this allows me to consume outlying counties with my growing duchy pre-kingdom. I just realized how long i've been playing What makes you think anyone wants to talk about the holocaust? Wish, this all makes sense now. The last 3 chicks went straight for the nipples. I was just lying here The thing is, my grammar is horrible because I am from Austria where English is not the main language, he sits in the english tech support of an international business Inside her ARAMASC .. Its really difficult to get banned. The only way to do get banned is to consistently do badly or troll, people dont really report flaming source for the infant thing? That's really unusual. The page I saw before had really big text and I didn't see any products. It was really hard to read that page. This is fine though, it looks modern and well-designed, so I apologize and retract my comment, because I honestly have no idea what it was that I was looking at before. Stu...he's one of us. I'm sure everything is fine... Yea those things shoot like a fucking harpoon gun. So people play with it for a long period of time?? Katie where have you been!? What do you look like Wow, reddit is confusing That doesnt seem to be too different from the stuff that those popular rap.. uuhh.. Ill just call them "artists" I guess... produce over in the western world AARAMASC I was playing the morning of my grandmother's funeral (trying to keep my mind off it) when my dad walks in and says "help me paint the coffin".All chat: Sorry I have to go paint my grandmother's coffin - DC.I imagine everyone nade the where do teenagers even get lube from well my charizard flare blitzed through the paralysis to that made it even. did i just add you today? not sure if sarcastic or not I thought you couldn't have two concurrent registrations during Fall and Spring semesters ( I want to go there. That is awesome. OMG ...i am soooo happy Spurs are just flowing. Loli's god Not much point to all that horse power if it poops in a few hours... "[This] is a serious film and an emotional one. And there's sex... Very unconventional sex." Another tie so far (3-3) The petting zoo...for putting human dna into a goat What a load of horseshit So being toxic in normals is ok by you? ... makes yummy milk tea You should report people for trying to end that game faster? Jesus Christ, the Colts are getting absolutely destroyed right now. We have him in a DRO + DR...cobwebs logout box. Unless he escaped... good god The same way they adapted before? holy shit that's overpriced!! I get it for $1.10 a litre and I STILL complain wat Perhaps whatever 'The moment' is gave him unlimited regenerations You've got to be kidding, though - my breasts ARE NOT that large!! We tried giving her a simple Kindle a year ago. It came with 100 books. The titles of about 30% offended her. So before she'd even use it, I had to patiently show her how to delete them. Two weeks later she returned it to my uncle saying she read them all. DAT SCORE What kind of person downvotes Kat Dennings? Wow lol, I remember that I started playing when Lulu was released. I can't believe it's been 600 days Wow that's exactly how big I imagined Tamriel to be. Haven't really fucked with ecp. Closest was some afghan I got in Bulgaria a couple years ago. Bth has better rush, but powder seems to be a bit cleaner, since the cuts are easily inert. For bth people use shoe polish sometimes I feel like the core issue with DA2 was that they tried to do this whole thing where they make the story span 7 years, then realized that it doesnt really work because the timejumps end up just being awkward but then ran out of time to change it so they just rolled with it So that is why Gandalf doesn't age?! We took down the Lich with like 10 people or less? Whoah Interesting to get summoned into low level ng+7 runs by good players then attack the first target thinking itll go down in one or two shots then that sudden realization Uh.. so.. Oedifreud? Freudipus? I don't even.. Indeed wtf Oh crap I just realized I won both of the songs in part 29 I really wonder about the one that says you can predict the gender by what side of your uterus the placenta has attached itself to. I thought you guys were getting a new kicker? This article was also posted to /r/linux and downvoted to hell. Shock! your braixen isn't perfect. that's ... um. some good customer service man ( you have so many tabs open Wow that's a brave costume, and you well and truly pull it off. Freaky looking ...What the bloody hell is that commercial? I've always had long hair and a fuckton of shedding, and a large ass..this has never happened to me. Ofc it is... ...Pastrana can do some really freaking quick donuts I'd play her if she looked like that! Por ahí escribio uno ayer que se iba a ir Australia con 100$ (me imagino penso que era millonario o una vaina asi solo por salir de Venezuela) Yeah, I'm confused by the guy who was frozen in place. The snow and ice formed around him and froze his gear? Or is his actual body freezing solid while he is still alive?!? How would a 7 year old help cure cancer? I can only imagine the electric bill Why did this (and every other comment in this thread) get downvoted? Who's the debbie-downer? What the hell is hot African bird pepper? I did the Mystery Gift and i got V for Victory really? I thought this was a next-gen comparison shot. is it just me or did vie try to troll pewds more then anything else? Such. A. Monster.Good god I'd be 18 again. No degree, no independence, no paycheck, and worse, no alcohol maybe he knows something that he had yet to reveal ehh Im actually REALLY careful that nobody has to do the stuff I dont and pay a lot of attention to that (its basically the only time Ill actually do something, I dont wanna be an ass and make others work for me...), so if somebody does they are really sneaky about it.. and also active in politics (ignored a military drafting letter because answering it wouldve been effort to the point where they were probably close to getting a goddamn jeep to drag me there when a very kind politician decided to get rid of military drafting for good solving the issue o_O) and has a tendency for violence (a teacher that was very insistant on making me fail his class and probably the year because I didnt do any homework fell down some stairs and suffered temporary amnesia and never returned to our school I felt like that learning Spanish also because the false friend word for "extraño" means "strange", and since I learned Spanish before English, I was all like "I strange you?" OMG! I nearly forgot to come here to Reddit instead of MyIGN. XD Anywho, is it too late to join? Really? That is really strange I'm suddenly having anxiety about the gray pants I wore earlier this year when it was hot out. That's always the best. They see a deer, "good sign, squatches eat deer." I already beat the elite four I can smite zac passive, so can you pick it up? Wait her lawyer got 37 of HER 40thousand?? Or did they make almost the Sam amount she made? holy fuck I remember seeing that tag on some of the mp3's I downloaded back in the kazaa/bearshare days. Uhhhhh... Thanks? I live in amish country in PA and I still have not seen anyone ride a horse to school. So... Uh. Was the baby ok? I got mystery grifted by a friend that i rarely ever play with It's just like how mustard or mayo give a bit of the taste to stuff ...but yea I get a lot of confused looks #### That's like her whole deal though! What in the fuck kind of moron were you dating? If they'll have me I've got MORE than a few ideas to bounce off of them!!! (the fuck am I talking about here I feel ridiculous saying that That everyone was obese, Austin Texas seems full of fit cute girls I, too, am concerned that OP has a secret stash of screen shots from 12 year olds fb pages. why the hell does that have 3 million views No idea veigar 28 Weeks later Holy crap! This is the kingdom hall I attend Natural disasters are the same as mass shootings and thus gun laws should be changed? Eradicate is amazing. Can they even breed with a Chansey How can you forget about the anime considering that is what the image was from that we are talking about? Awesome! But is the a pink dolphin? Do porn sites still check for that as well? Quirky! It's actually not bad I am surprised, no one in the comments said "netcode" Did this not change in Gen 6? I was told it did, but it seems this is false. If not, it's going to make it quite literally impossible to make a Chansey with both Sesmictoss and Aromatherapy, no? Unless Mawile can learn BOTH? Why do you feel the need to do an AMA. Silver 5 isn't exactly a difficult task, especially on Oceanic Oh God..... I just realized that's Boy Backup!! Hmm... i dont think i've ever seen T.A First FPS? Does not compute... how is that even possible HOTLINKING IS FORBIDDEN. downvote - ......took my 10 times to realise you were talking about the guy actually getting launched, I didnt even notice it tht is weird someone was willing to pay $50 for this pan Dang, I forgot how clunky some of these looked shit, way to make rape seem borderline funny oh god I want my Necromancer back That late goal vs Germany for the goal difference Nope Male You added me... and you are bug type Made me feel so awkward What if the security guard was part of the exhibit and the experiment was to see if you would believe you were banned??? Not the hottest, but I was in love with her and never told her: saw her working at a bakery, and she looks a lot like Aerith today Did this have a context or has Hi-Rez just been smoking something again Having to refer to my paramour as "My very very close friend" in certain company (like work, or around friends who just wouldn't get it) - it gets kinda awkward at times, considering I talk about him a fair amount. Google is good at listening to its users, with that being said this is something they probably won't change since they are trying to get everyone integrated! But yea I keep making this face What happens when there are 50 immune accounts in Challenger while there are people in their promo series that proceeds to win them? your awesome yak is not on d2lp? I think your FC is incorrect. It doesn't work. Dude, we're 6-3! That record is currently better than half of the division leaders. I'm not saying critiques of Roman are wholly invalid, but a 6-3 record and you want to start firing people? Excuse me but how do you remember your login name? john goodman I guess i'm *really* fucking lucky, because Twitch doesn't lag for me Stör det så mycket? not paying attention to rare devourer mods in Nemesis? I thought of Hugh Hefner's kids That throttle action great video as always but what is in your hand at the ending Are you complaining about this? Don't rack up money on credit cards. can't tell if you're being sarcastic...or honestly trying to give me texting advice Unless it's a modern workplace with an open-door, no-office policy Just be careful hexing Paladin creatures they will use Blessing of Kings on it and wreck you d_ you mean the race becomes playable for players with a certain number of hours in the game? \ I really like how you take time an effort to show me each important word in your reply, like I am actually giving a shit, I agree with Ty and SU, but TF is used for teamfight all the time when it said 'the real invade starts now' i realized it was a 3min video and not 30seconds and was like "what's about to happen Why is there a difference for streams? What? Why? TIL ebaumsworld still exists... Blacks and whites can't get married in Mississippi? But how would you jump with the shotgun? not gonna lie, that part of the book freaked me out. you had minimal visibility and hands just POP out of no where ...and a huge amount of waste. Why do you guys keep putting everything in one use plastic bags? what about the toxicroak recived one right now! are Gen 4 starters even available in X/Y? started playing league the summer on 2011, just quit playing team fortress 2 for about a month. i was looking for another free game to play on the new laptop i got back then, didn't think i'd still be playing 2 years later Uh... no... Is it because they are cloaked? How fed where you in these clips ? Seconded. On the scale of creepiness I'd say "I need to know where you are physically all the time" is actually less pernicious than "I need to know the contents of every conversation or thought that is making you happy!" What if I'm exactly on 1200 Lol I am sure you do...I have nothing against Germany or anything like that but that is really what pops into my head first. Err... uh... do these? So was the iShill dead or unconscious? They can't since the service won't know... Mango's Marth looks like a spacie That is exactly what I was thinking..but he might very well get sick later as the stuff seeps into his pores. <shudder> poisoning, when you *know* you're being poisoned, but you can't get it *off*. Honestly, that would be tempting to me, too. Man... why is this being downvoted Dendi's Reply = " What project are you working on that has to do with whether or not the game comments on gender specific clothing??? I don't see it on the image at all... 650? soooo did anyone notice the claymore on his desk? ... So i know u can turn down the setting to do that in practice mode but this is a real game.... How u do dis? That sounds like a good way to get shot I will absolutely listen now! He.. He *just* tried this? Regarding the one at the bottom... How do the cars move in that second picture? This is starting to get creepy... the last three times I rewatched a Disney movie, I later saw a picture from that movie on Reddit. And your rudeness astounds *me.* I have never done it in my life. Ever. since when That's quite a dress she's almost not wearing... why does everyone care so much that his room isn't clean pax tf? Leonard is on so you dont use the keyboard to cast spells? How the heck do you even pronounce that keyblade's name? ...is that tattooed on? Just... wow. er that comment now looks nothing like what I originally replied to... I actually should. Just realized there's a weird friend on my friend's list that is random characters Actually he got gold But at what offset/phase? Hey I gotta say, I have never seen a wiki post, the thought seemed new to me That looks exactly like my old house in Virginia... it scares me Gratz man I'm so envious! My highest division this season was silver III mainly because I just didn't start playing ranked regularly until this last month. I would do anything for that gold border. *anything* hmm If luigi could wall jump wouldn't it mean he could jump after a side B? That would make his crappy recovery so much better WHAT THE FUCK Beginning? The only legitimate excuse would be that you live on the equator. No I have no problem with them :) it's just gross finding out there are creatures slithering underneath my gravel that I did not intentionally put there lol. Also that they hide during the day and when I flipped on the switch there were tons of them, like fleeting water cockroaches in the night. wait .. the article says she was harassed by women Hell yes! Wait, it isn't pronounced m-elk? It's b-e-a-utiful *Looks* more like a music concert than azadari. oh my. what happened then? Can we get a story with this? Holy crap, 7.2 gb. its huge. Too lewd for me... That kangaroo probably just chills all day. He is about that relaxation life. But you're right, he does look stoned, and also is doing poses that humans do It's already midnight here though. Ani...minneapolis? I have no idea either, I really want to get my pokedex completed I did not feel informed enough to make assessments on some of these. ohmigosh~ TIL good that you found out it wasnt you. think about the shock if you found out you were in a porn. hhhrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm Men i was listening to this song the right moment I loaded this page Agreed... even as a montage (of what? How is it possible to see the couch through the gap. There should be jeans, zipper or something? For some reason that sets me off But I also am in charge of the world? TOXOPLASMOSIS! I... I'm sorry. I haven't been told any interesting scary stories that are happy... yet. *hmmmmm* I believe that my face was like 'I was in porn? :( I miss playing cupid, he looks so dang creepy now 999.999 gold..? What the actual fuck You know you can switch first pick? Don't you salt the earth to keep crop from growing? That's really cheap Thats one heck of a collection you have there I guess the fisting was to prepare her birth canal? a buff lol, still pathetic And gunblade makes more sense? The tinterwebs tells me it means "My face when..." Which really makes the whole thing come together Axe Sounds like wut? I just tried to imagine a mantis' voice Realy ???? If this happened to me I'd rethink ever talking to women at night again. Oh god that mountain of ice I can't help but feel like I've seen this before... Wait...destroy 25 permanents? Holy shit those textures Yeah, I can do that. Whats your FC "White lies" Holy crap! That's quite a fucking list. That was fast. "although it is a fun tradition" Right, undoing modern safety regs, good luck with that one yes, the age of unintelligible words will be upon us Happy anniversary! My doctor said, "if it's making you bleed, maybe you need to think about giving up intercourse." I'm pretty sure my eyes went like this: "alot" I really hate that I need this .... You so crazy ??OMG -_-...o_o... America is 70% overweight and 35% obese, and more of it is in the older, poorer segment. Why do you think so many men want to move away Hey! I just sent a bunch, too There are actually 4 Oh wow...I didn't expect to get so many responses so quickly Say what?? I LOVE THIS. It seems really cool, and I like the flight, I think being able to fly would put a new aspect to the game. And maybe, she could have robot wings and when you hold space, you fly until stamina runs out? That all depends. How big was it when you were a kid? It looks like when I initially broke my arm. This is the first thing I thought of, but then I figured what if I had no computer and was in the dumps. I'm also one to think of worst case scenarios uhh, because they won a super bowl last year... Do you not see that pic of McQueen lower down in the article? Those biceps look monstrous! I wish I looked like that Hey!.........................i liked lair Strange how there was this huge push to introduce low-fat foods into supermarkets, but people didn't actually end up consuming less fat as a result. I'm about confused at that as well. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely adore the game... but why is HIB selling it? Nope, Whos Nia? That makes me want this game Its really weird seeing one of favorite YouTubers and personal hero acknowledge you like this Apparently it's also green when they're stressed Not seeing the part where he says the world is better off without people who don't like music Haha, already did! I got over 300 favorites Strange Unusual I didn't even know that they could. There's a mushroom within the mushroom cloud. Well if my friend told me she really didn't want to have sex with another friend, and he's getting all creepy and close with her, I would also have told him to back off. "All Alone With Daddy" -- yeah. I don't get it. Why does Pokemon have *homework*? Haha that sounds exactly like my neighbors dog! That's pretty weird. Maybe.. Maybe this whole time it was an owl hes talking about 420 games played, which seems to be edited in paint This is all super exciting! Very cool! May I ask, what is in the picture of 'Dionaea seeds germinating'? What are they growing in? It almost looks like bugs I was supposed to do that I can't tell if you're joking or not. That is pretty cool. What I don't understand though is why they have to add so much downtime or limitations to fun items. This thing apparently transforms you for 5 mins every 30 mins. and with the heavy drone bonus it can get like 2,2 km/s speed on Ogre Oh! I hadn't thought of that! I did each star individually... I live in Canada and my Filipino inlaws wear sandals even in winter...I don't know Agree. Funny how reddit works though, i posted exact same opinion in a comment before you and got downvoted Hey, I'm from Jersey...I can't do anything for our bad rep, but I gotta say these people are not doing a whole lot to promote the idea of the Happiest Place on Earth This guy has Deep Amethyst Buzzz's for 17.00 o_O Can Not Unseen My god...What would happen if you turned that thing on? No, why would anyone do that? I am able to The very first jumpscare scared the living hell out of me... My mom had Bells Palsy when she was a kid and one side of her face was paralyzed for a while but she eventually got most of the movement back to it. Not a lot of movement, she can't move her eyebrow and her smiles are a bit crooked but she can move her mouth and stuff. Every time she would get mad when I was a kid, only the one eyebrow went up which made her look even more angry and look like she didn't believe you. Try being interrogated by a woman who can't stop looking at you like Just the tip .... I do in fact have a DSW nearby ADD PLOX It is very strange to read something like this, I thought it was satire. I'm still not exactly sure if this is serious or not. I feel like I went back in time to Reefer Madness days. How can the identity of spawned cars possibly be client-side. B===D - - You...you are my role model 7 hours of free time in a day! My PS4 pre-order just updated to 'Verifying' on EB Games... So close. ~~OK, now that i finally have a chance to mess with it, the safari console doesn't seem to be able to interact with the extension They can make another... Uhhh does this include Mewtwo? What're you looking for? I'm interested in the shiny. Definitely read this as "made my daughter crochet a Sorting Hat". Good to realize you don't actually force your offspring to make things for you This is what I was trying to figure out. Dragon Dance? You mean Dragon Rush or something? Anyone else have a good experience? I went to subscribe to him and I already was... when the hell did I subscribe to this guy I think he did .. Curious, why did you breed Impish? Someone went trigger-happy with the gold in this thread. man, I loved being a library TA for an elementary school while I was working... That week came I bought soooo much shit Thank you so much for this! I just found so many great subreddits and they are right up my alley. I feel like....you were inside my head So...does that make Calgary Penelope? It sais "video is private" when I click it Just curious, how the hell can you scam a Shiny Fennekin? You can see if it's shiny or not when you trade This is so nerve wrecking! Your scores were amazing! Dont seem to see you on Not to mention the teacher. I was exposed to pertussis *five times* last year in my middle school classroom. What job is this? What the fuck is in gummy bears to get such a violent reaction? If only real Greek life was only 2k a semester Why? That puts us as polar opposites That sounds fun! I can't even imagine how many books are out there in neopia My collection just keeps getting bigger and bigger. I swear I almost paid 85 dollars for last year's Alice in Wonderland set. Iroh vs Iroh Gonna add ya so bassically disbanding bcos of korok I have 923 ranked games played this season and about 600 last season plus my 2000~ normal games. After playing for almost 3 years I have earned 353,489 IP. I have 103 champions and 13 full rune pages. Now at this point I still have about 20 champions to get and THEN I will have to literally double my lifetime IP to get these on top of the new future champion releases. Shock factor. He went for shock factor. It worked haha nah oftentimes i run around like an assassin instead of a spy so my k/d is bad and i play alone so my win/loss ratio is bad. i'm good now tho so just don't look up my stats Last time I did this, I got gold. Dem eyes Mine is preparing and they charged me. It's happening Wot? are you counting correctly, I see around 40 Accidentally traded you again New conquest map?! Amazingly, this is one video where the comments are working **exactly** as designed, and guess what: it sucks! I don't care if Jen Tracy shared the link, nor do I care that Mike Downes showed Carol Dodsley the video first, which she then shared with her friends. Seriously, I feel creepy even knowing that 3840 x 2160. Dat resolution. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.... Justin Braun?? Also, Kim Kardashian's father, who was also Armenian, represented OJ Simpson, who got away with it. I don't think anyone ever before has said that they wished Glocks were more like Astras I uh... I have NO idea what I'm looking at. But uh... Good luck figuring it out,OP! He does not die There seems to be a piece of Scatmax stuck to your bumper son You're adorable! Hungerrrrrrr gaaaaaaames .....maybeeeee? How did you spell it right twice (not once, but TWICE) in the comic, then fuck it up in the title? So did this! No joke, she is hardcore. On top of being a firefighter and dispatcher (and part time EMT), they offered her a job as deputy sherriff because she is excelling so much in dispatching. How would one go about benching a chair for under performance how do you measure that Automatic schema enabled by default?? Faker Senpai is that you what a lgd draft I do the latter and sleep for 8 hours pretty regularly, and break the fast at 12. I don't really have issues until about 10-11 a.m. Oddly if for some reason I extend the fast unintentionally (getting pulled to do something at work, etc.) I stop being hungry pretty much at 12 p.m. lol. Yes it is admirable to do what you want and stick to it butt (HA) its not fair to you either. Maybe no more doggy style? What happened? I second this. That game was so good Woke at 6:45 with a pounding head and the kids screeeaaming at each other pets.. and one time the palce was only for Jain Gujratis.. I would guess that the actors decide they want to participate. I can't imagine any decent person would approach an amputee and try to exploit their differences. I DIDN'T KNOW A GUY IN FINLAND COULD MAKE KIDS WITH SOMEONE IN THE US WITHOUT EVEN SEEING EACH OTHER Where the fuck do they think people wear their wedding rings? Would love someone to explain the two downvotes. Opinion was asked, mine was given, and I even like gnome-shell. Seems on-topic to me. seriously I just emptied the extended mag in one suicidal charge. Except I lived to empty the second one...and then had to run back to get more ammo dat cleavage The U.S. kept Irish slaves? こわいです！( Mass Effect 1 has the best 'last 2 hours' of any game ever imo. My jaw hit the floor the entire time. I can't believe that was almost exactly 6 years ago I didn't even know there was a Lost in Blue 2 But could only be... Why would you have both an Xbox and a ps3? I...I guess so. Yeah but old he bo smaller than new he bo? Is this real? Are superhero comics starting to discuss wealth gap? omg. Wait till they list Daikatana I have no idea who that is I am socially confused by this post...then again I'm female so it sorta makes sense i guess Shelter was free for a blink of an eye. Trap accidentally doesn't work as intended.... blows up blocks around while bdubs falls into placed now flowing lava dies and loses all his stuff... woah i think you've stumbled onto something much deeper than a loss in faith and humanity, or maybe Hershel tossed aside the bible because it was in the way to his survival. what if Caleb was reading 50 shads of gray, then the story would go, "i never knew Caleb was gay?!!! I don't see the difference I want that Spiderman glove wat I did this but when the IP boost ended, my xp boost was still there You took the words right out my mouth. And by words, I mean the D. Why are they all wearing sunglasses? That Batman is staring straight into my soul Thanks people! Some needed reminding but it was weird that not a single one (eight of em) knew on sight. One even said, "Oh yeah, my mom took me to see that when I was in kindergarten and I had nightmares for a week." That is ridiculously and stupidly OP. Save the 200%, build up a bunch of service stars and medals to right before the unlock score. Activate boost, proceed to unlock that shit: Enjoy 200-300k xp in a single game I really should have taken your tag more seriously ...they actually are orange. This whole thing happened super fast. It was like 2 weeks from engagement to wedding. A.J. Klein was awesome last week IMO, why do this when we could get another position signed? Best Library ever see Sorry but why are you playing league at school in the first place? I can see music Hmm, actually. It stopped working again. did the strawberries kill him? enchantress or chen 30minutes in the game not a single creep But DMR's are hardly under powered in theirs current state Well...what happened to THB and her truck? Don't leave us hanging, OP. Seconding this! I got all my meds from Freedom Fertility, but I have a prescription that costs $200/month at Walgreen's and $20/month at Costco. .............who are you? evilmind I dont really know why that one gets that much hate.. I rather enjoyed it. Certainly not their best work, but not as bad as most people make it out to be.. I agree but oddly feel the same about you this week......hmmm That *is* him... Please paint my whole house? It's literally not, I just read it twice to confirm. This is a flat out lie 3g of test a week? Holy fuck how were you pinning a whole 12ml each week? Really? oh god, without the whites of their eyes this looks terrifying what's that stand for? DAMN i love the first one.You pretty much looks like a japanese mecha in that armor. What am I missing here? Why is this on the front page? ROSS w/o them shades. Who reported this and why? Why did you even have to lie about the banana? You could have easily covered up by assuming the people who "lived in the walls" ate the banana since everything else is relatively recent too (e.g. Halloween candy). Downranked because I complimented a well executed piece of art His hair got evicted by his head I feel like Munk doesnt like me Lots of awesome ideas lol, the party at the Red Roof sounds like an awesome start! And the rest of the ideas sound good, your's and all the others. I've lived near Nashville all my life, buttttttt I don't really know much about what's good there....I need to get out more Tim Hortons better than Subway I'm scared Didn't he say he was quitting a week or two ago? I'm kind of confused here Cards Against Humanity I WOULD have said that, but then I ran into a high school friend of mine who started spouting every neckbeard stereotype at me throughout the evening with shocking sincerity. I've felt uneasy ever since knowing that people like that REALLY DO EXIST This is what I'm doing right now. That's a good one :) Happen to know of any faster songs (Everyone is suggesting good slow songs for the most part That dropped interception Can someone steal this file that is horrifying > Oh that would make sense then. At least it's not baseless hate then. That's what I thought too Wow hah no doubt! My DH and I browsed the craigslist dating stuff and you'd be surprised how many guys have pregnancy fetishes Al PETTO? Veramente? Dopo 30 anni nella pianura padana non credo di aver mai visto nessuno grattuggiare un grana padano appoggiando la grattuggia al petto well that was close > Maybe even... 40 man "Heroic"? Dude at my work has this...he was falling asleep a lot. I how do you eat without drool and food coming out of that I looked across the street from my house, saw a few teenagers walking down. I didn't recognize them from anywhere. Realized I don't know any kids anymore, because I am no longer one of them But the best piece of ass I've ever gotten is when my finger went through the toilet paper scary shit!! Wait what are we talking about? The Brave Little Toaster when Toaster has his nightmare. The giant smoke hand that grabs the kid, then that fucking clown whispering "run." Still one of my favorite movies, but that scene just... Does everyone in the battle.net desktop beta get a key? It's MINE Get out of here.... Russ has better stats, he's also had a higher per than TP since the 09-10 season No she's not... Fucking shit. Oh my god! Why would my dog stop being intact?! Damn, They're like the bestest of the best friends It says your friend code is invalid. Who the fuck are you Seriously? And she's also most likely going to be the next president. Tjernobyl- at nigth... (even tho its forbidded to be there at nigth) , all the radiation,and who knows whats hidden there... whoa so that's what it's like to have a center that can score but they don't even look alike Pewds : *enjoy playing games and commentary* | Edgar : >_> *looking at Pewds playing with oculus* <_< *FAAAAAAAAAARTS!!!!!!!* | Pewds : "Oh sheet!! Edgar's farting again!" | Edgar : Am not~ \ Embarrassingly enough, mine is a walk in. I just have a lot of clothes. God Target has me on video scratching my ass trying to understand how the keyboard lights up without a cable How the fuck did that chicks leg not break Drapion... *drools* Oh my Arceus... I just realized why he "hangs on" to the eggs you don't want... I've seen comments downvoted into oblivion with gold You could like... Draw your own porn Wow, so it's kinda like portals MOTHER OF GOD Wait so uh... The darker is blue and the lighter is purple? Being color weak and reading that was so confusing So you had a double Luci team, but you decided not to use it? How many bells is it worth? Those workouts look fucking scary tbh He's just sat there thinking...'I've always wanted to be a cake! Thank you so much!' A-GOD err.... you enjoy them? who gots da link to dah rhigenall But what if you like, got run over in those two months? bottling? Who are you and what have you done with Dalian_Plant? Seriously though, my download speed was flying 'Fedded for same IP a year or two ago'... so... middleman? Why am I being downvoted? Is this a FFVII reference? This is surprisingly accurate ouch. fair enough if he's a shithead. When I first read that I thought it said slapped by "Frank Turner" I was like Lol "chance of disappointment" ... 99% this happens to me occasionally every few games. but i have a bad computer and the fps literally drops to 0. zero. some games it takes me up to 10 seconds to buy one item Well as for me it was simple.. I was searching and searching and searching that I got enough desperate to try some weird stuff ... lets die here .. and there .. and finally what if I go under that platform and try to die .. then a hole ... i was like im happy for you, u made it to gold Pushups The old storm is winning the sprint back and forth at the end O_O That guy is pretty good man, i'd kill for a job like that Are men in thongs appealing to females? I never knew that I feel very sorry for this mother. Thankfully her baby is fine. It's one thing to tear while delivering, but to completely rip through... As a mom of 4 this makes me cringe Which doesn't really help all that much unless you're doing long distance jogging.. Porn star Ahri Credo che il problema si piuttosto il contrario: "Un figlio? A 27 anni? SEI PAZZO Dont worry bro it gets better, at least you didn't marry a lesbian.......... I did that I was riding my bike down the street from my house, then I turned around and my sister was chasing after me, so I got off my bike and started running with it, and then out of no where a dog started chasing my sister, she was screaming and it sorta jumped on her. So I decided to get back on my bike and gtfo :/...I mean she got help afterwards but wasnt nice I don't have a Twitter, what's Bloglovin'? Maybe its the lack of gun depression that makes me like the A-44 This is a very unusual chain of events 250mm? Damn holy.fucking.shit. That last line does weird things to my tongue when I try to sing it to the tune how weak are your walls? ok, i did it, and it's all your beard's fault - i mean, your fault The fact that you captured a capital on turn 5 and still have the lowest score shows just how brutal Deity is! I have seen enough,i will never be the same...!! What if I drop it They would do that? But how can you trust me!? What if I decide to steal your resources! Ah, I have been. I'm at like 200+ right now how could someone NOT notice that? ??? There's practically no high ground to use dense muscle fiber gene mods on, in the overseer mission I don't see many warrior as a tank except odin and hercules. I thought this was basic knowledge everyone would have figured out on their own when they first got DS. If this really isn't that obvious, it explains a lot why WHM with better gear than me go OOM so quickly on Titan. Holy crap if this is you, your body is amazing I remember wanting to make sweet pumpkin for Halloween with Christopher "big black" Boykin face on it. Never search "Big Black" with safe search off "only" 1000 hours? wtf Wow... What are you playing on? Also, her legs look crazy skinny oh my god. I'm so sorry this happened to you! My heart breaks and I'm tearing up :'( I want to give you a big hug [----- Imagine if those were cows I see a boner OMG people still pay with cheque Global Anivia AC4 isnt even out yet? One of my girls stuck a flat 1x1 brick up her nose when she was 3 or 4, because she didn't want to put it away with the others. (WTF?) We took her to the emergency room, which had a pediatric section that was way more exciting than a hospital should be. The docs had a helluva time getting it out, because it was higher up than a finger would go, but not yet in the sinus cavity. They tried tweezers, suction, and finally, a q-tip-like tool with some adhesive on the end, and that did the trick. The doctors made a big game out of it, and the only lesson my daughter seems to have learned is that she'd get a lot of attention and have a lot of fun if she ever did it again--which, thankfully, she has not done yet in the 5 years since. Ok, so it is not just me or my game in particular. Lag does not even closely describe what is happening right now. Everyone is just reconnecting in 10 second intervals. The game is still open though and I cannot leave i've got another one growing right next to it a few weeks behind it. getting that thing out of there ASAP In my experience placement matches are *vastly* different from regular games at somewhat higher ratings.. I remember a game as support where my ADC ended up being completely worthless (because he was very inexperienced and didnt even understand the basics of last hitting, he just autoattacked creeps 24/7 ciAnonymous psy-op? Or truth? #10 I can't really say I disagree with this Aw man D: but they're so cute and you're obviously good at it! You could have a whole Etsy $400 for a tent? * I'm in Normal Thanks. I didn't think my list would actually be bigger than everyone else's. I am a guy with (naturally) red hair and people do this to me occasionally anyway. It is really, really weird. I screen-shot it for my laptop and take a picture of it for my phone... This game looks a lot like a League of Legends. Even the starting screen But did you see it before he fixed the image size? Eh, not as many have private student loans. The federal student loans can be IBR'd for as long as one makes below a certain threshold. I won't be crossing that threshold this year, but maybe someday That scene in Red vs Blue makes a lot more sense now... Any idea when they'll have a sale for Crusader Kings II? I've waited for months hoping for a sale, it's like they know I want it That's really a nice idea. But either my mobile client messes up our there are just like... four topics. Also, what you're proposing seems to be very much centered on design aspects (and you're specifically state that engines being used aren't the topic). But then why is it called "IndieCode"? Seems like the name suggests talking about just the topic you do not want to be discussed there You must be speaking about my eyes "The Complete Edition". Seems legit. What the actual fuck. This literally made my eyes widen. I swear I posted this like 2 months ago Slightly confused at first read, as I thought you were actually talking about shaco. I was like: Wait whut... Shaco wins games? 2 is mid I'll forgive you niggadicka. But I'm watching you. $75k The texture on that suit is lovely... i just want to be inside it Wow, how do you even know of this guy? He's only got one post... What? I thought he cut his flat top I'm from the PNW? Dat challenger win rate Yeah. It was in the middle of the ability yea, i added our server over at PBBans.com and was told it would take 20-48hours, but that was a few days ago You know what... he might be doing it more than she is even. He has a very i can equally understand the destruction from college students - i just would have assumed a more controlled environment from the get-go. the LAUSD/iPAD fiasco is fresh in my mind Looks good, i really wonder if 100 winners is enough nina Also came here to say that, and my backup plan was to say "Came here to say that." Are you online? Glad you are ok HOW THE FUCK IS HER LEG NOT SNAPPING!? I never get replies like this -- the exact same criticism could be made about your comment How did you take this picture? The picture shows someone took a picture of the mirror. But no one is in the mirror holding a camera? better than bitter + rotti? Whats your friend code? creeepy meme... what if it was him all along She will come up to me and stare at my face ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS FOR 30GB The braden guys released a video recently where I think they broke the longest slide record. And their trucks have slide pucks 2.5ish inches and very narrow...he was my first so I didn't know any better. We had sex for over a year.....then my next boyfriend actually popped my cherry. That was an odd feeling...I was a virgin technically the entire time yeah, i dont see you on anymore for some reason if the two other options don't work out, do as your saying yourself, pass when its 2-3 seconds left, then they somehow always hit aswell Fancy new, as in at least 10 years old? Is it female? I will run to one if i see it. And i have to step on all of it Clearly you're missing the point! I have no bias in this! You are telling me I'd have a better opinion if I did?!?! But that's... exactly why anyone has picketed anything **ever**. I live in eastern Canada How to teach him to properly pee in a toilet standing up without making a mess. Also, kind of a difficult one to ask a friend or relative to teach. Is the friend code different from X and Y? I disagree. I think the Saturn looked properly good whereas the Pontiac was making this face -> Winnie the pooh team, and you DIDN'T use mien foo? I forgot what computer screens looked like before high resolution. Is it weird that I think it's hot when girls wear tux's? Spiders???? Who said anything about spiders. This game looks incredible. Dem particle effects. I did add you though Who downvoted you? Eugh more like "Presto you've got diarrhea!" ...Never ordering their chicken and feta again This is my second favorite song of all time Wait. You can have out of body experiences while daydreaming? Am I allowed to say what it is? We're supposed to provide zero context. Which corner of tumblr did you roll out from? I'm so jealous right now. I love those things and was just excited to find out my parents had 3 of em, much less 50! In the night, they feast... Yeah, I was always confused about how Church had a human corpse that attracted buzzards and stuff when he was supposedly an AI...but if he was an AI controlling the body...whose body was it Deleted comment? Kid's dad is in town to see her. Always keeps me up and ruins my sleep until he leaves. I actually have the opposite opinion of Reddit. if you die a lot build a lot of health and resistances This is beautiful. I've done some pretty nice stuff sober, but I always feel scared to pick up a pencil high. Like I'm scared of it being shitty or something. I want to say 99% of that is me doing deals. I only bread the Chansey, Mareep, Poliwag, Scyther from 3 IV+ The rest are just trades for pairs that I know how to correctly clone in under a half hour to an hour at most (and I trade the 4 IVs away for fodder). I can straight give you a politoed, but not shiny :/ This one has flawless HP apparently and Modest "Not to mention my legs look great in this pic" Doesn't seem THAT hard to me... but maybe I pronounce it wrong..? dem stockings They dont have the space to keep all that money made from the sales Are you a mahoo? I kid I kid.... unless you are Uhhh... no. I dunno how you got that idea but its nonsense One time I was at the eye doctor. He was shining the light in my eye while I looked over his shoulder. I told him I could see a perfect circle with veins running through it. He told me I was seeing the back of my eyeball. ( As a guy... Da f**k is with that aspect ratio Or that the companion cube was alive Check yesterday's Daily Thread... I did the same about a week ago and my comment popped up in the previous day's thread somehow! Im so jelly Buff how cupid looks, cuz he looks terrifying right now Jamunji.. Things would never be the same Mother of god.... > Well I'm against all cancers and not just child u can donate me guys as well. (Especially with HS keys) . Ty everyone You can have broccoli and cheese soup on Keto? the ps4 is dirty too I haven't run into this yet. This is the first time I've played Diretide and I think it's fun! My favorite part is how Roshan runs around "Punch or Treat"ing in a random costume. My last game had a Venomancer camping their candy bowl though and that was a little annoying. My wife got a shadow essence drop on the first round How come i never thought of something like this 16GB DDR3, in a laptop I call him Horse-kun. Wait what 5 kills in an invade? Interchangeable....? What does that even mean? As a Zerg player this was incredibly satisfying! I'm a little overwhelmed by the guest list, I don't know who I want to try and find first Honestly I've only played two FF My heart is racing!! Kunark was the most wilderness-y thing they ever did though. You have a spectacular waistline. I live up north just west of the Sierra Nevada and we have a fire season every summer. Where in California do you live where you don't have a fire season? I....had no idea AmiAmi was offering pre-orders for EXVSFB until now. I would rather have plat with 0/4/3 with 140 CS in 36 minute who doesn't flame and try his hardest to win in my team than you silver flamer I had the exact opposite thing happen to me... 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No people. Im sorry. Munk will be the one to say when the server is up. I meant to say that the business will be operational the first day that the server is up. Word expressions dont work well in text format. I apologize I dunno but i DEMAND KAITO PONY Wow man, thank you. Such a easy fix.. i guess i just didn't want to break the new controller. You are amazing. If i could afford it i would give you gold! It's okay DoubleStuf understands... I knew I would be the ultimate maknae! Haha. Suga's next crime has been revealed. Fireball over freeze pulse? But...I had Gravekeepers I can do that. Except i've never traded gen5 before God damn. Sorry for delay batch 1 yielded ALL MALES Wow thnx for that, i was born in 1997 so i guess i can't call me a 90s kid but still, the memories ermahgawd that's mine. I feel famous now. I'm glad someone can use him because I have too many Eat more biscuits? Seriously I have way to many of these things Are there any pants on there that you like? I could always mail some to you myself Simo Hayha has 505 kills, 1110 Russians died in the story.... this is a true story. hot damn do you know how to flip an egg! that yolk is just... *bulging* So who/what put the cassette in? The snake is delighted by the offering. "Aww yessss, deliciousss sakee." it goes into the jug. " Shit lol I got d/ced mid trade on that second one that looked really fun until he caught that downdraft... Who do you think owns Cosmo? That's what I want to know.....Why? Assuming it was still working,OP could have sold it for a few bucks. Or even give it to a friend or family member. But even if it was not working....Why put it in an oven? OMG, they are amazing. I dont think Orianna will ever be a popular support outside of niche situations. She's just to item needy and doesn't do that well IMO in a 2v2 lane(compared to other supports). Lux and Morg are probably gonna be popular, but they still have less CC then most supports. Someone who should be looked at though is Zyra. She's going to be a friggen monster AFAIK, first and second wasn't very racist. Besides, EU isn't very homophobic... Or is it just "Iron Curtain" type of propaganda, and in reality, all gays, and Untermenschs are in concentration camps Wow. Good job, never even imagined that existed. bronze players aren't bad they just act bad to outsmart the higher tier players Michael Kuiper or Jared Hamman. Nah just kidding but could you imagine that my request is reliant on mods Also on the main game box it has a small white progress bar while installing Just great... now they're not gonna let us buy stuff at the airport ...she was a good girl? .... Yes. Annnnnd TIL that there was an actor inside R2-D2... What amazes me is that my Unity setup had this issue all the time prior to 4.2.2 -- and now it's back? WTH That's exactly what I was afraid of as a kid Any reason my songs are listed as pop? 5.5 inches in diameter A silver PS2? Where did you get that? It's like... a Buddha dragon pepper. Whats the story behind that port? My game says you only have 2 Pokemon in your Safari at the moment - Fargetch'd and Swanna. Are you sure you have Fletchinder? I read that as "I'm a Mormon." I'm coming to terms with it, myself. How long can I hide my bachelorette frogginess? I'm now curious if MM works Okay ... write more, because I came back tonight hoping for an update and I don't see anything! Where'd ya go?! Haha people really care that much!?!? > Wait wait what. Bruce Wayne dies but then he becomes Robin and then is later resurrected? those ears Wow. Holy shit snacks, that is awesome. That's the cringiest/funniest part - Watching the people don't realize that this is clearly a joke getting REALLY worked up over it NSFL. I already hate needles. Now I'm going to have nightmares Just sitting here all brave and shit ready to click on the gifs. but I know that sinking feeling in my stomach will come once I click it and then I will be looking in every corner of this dark dark bedroom. Razer mitad de precio en samborns why were you downvoted WTF So much gold... This is what I was thinking. Where/How the fuck is this happening? I know the wrong people...or do I? True, but volume was the only one that sprung to mind while typing. Though, why would you have an unnumbered resolution slider? If you think the discourse sucks, the onus is on you to improve it. Complaining about it doesn't accomplish this. No matter how much you may disapprove, surely you can admit that we shouldn't be removing politics and current events entirely. That's such an obviously bad idea There's a timer? OMG What am I watching ' Nice Jumping the line makes me feel very uncomfortable, almost like men are being treated as a second class citizen purely because of their gender.. I don't know why, but I can't help but think of back when there were separate lines for "whites" and "coloureds" I hope you are PREPARED for this madness Gorgeous in both pictures. What, why To my fellow OCD's, please excuse me for the title. So...much...dried...cum.... Li avvicinava con lo scooter e li minacciava con la pistola? Cittadina tranquilla Roma My MEC trooper was the only thing that saved me in that mission. The flamethrower was invaluable. a vampire? Flying angry sex I can't imagine learning to drive a manual transmission here! That's also something I'd really like to learn someday, but I won't be trying it out in Boston. He doesn't really age all the shapes nature makes Hey, I do this too. Months from January to June are in a left column, July and August are together in the right top and from September to December are in a right column. I thought it was normal. This thread... Wtf did i just watch? Why is hugh jackman, a notably well built hairy man, your 'hairless **fat** man' Looks like mine isn't even 8.1 ( still on 8.0 How about a wobuffet I think that's because most fiction writers are still male, and even if they're not, the business is catering predominantly to a male audience (I remember reading somewhere that some studio or director bigwig said, roughly, "guys will bring girls to movies anyway so we need to get guys into theaters and girls will follow" or something like that. I hope those were plastic ducks Since when did HS prospects have Lebron like televised "The Decision" like shows? I have no sense of time. I close my eyes, might have been five seconds, could have been five days, I have no idea. I envy you I, too, watched TSL3. Agreed! Plus a few weeks playing PS3 instead of PS4 isn't too bad. I mean, I don't know about you, but I kept my PS3 which I plan to play a lot more. Sooo many great games to still play! OMG Mawile Nice, I feel alot better hearing it come from real people and not companies paid to say that stuff, do you think on terms of story/exploration it's as good as (or better I had a friend yelling at me who owns a PS3 (I have XBox.) that buttons were the same. And I asked him why RT wasn't shooting and he said cause R1 shoots.... Wait, is the music thing rare? Hey, I'm adding you as well. Want that Gastrodon What kind of sorcery is this Egg bomb me for the love of the universe! Are they? SHUCKLE!!!!!! PLEASE ADD I recently start portraits on computer but I use to do it old fashion way on papers. Im happy to have convert to it, so much better gladly! i hate to be super picky, but it seems like the color of her face is a bit off, paler than the rest of her body. also, it looks like she has fangs. For some reason, I don't see Bob on videos anymore. I'm probably missing something...but...Distance flown 55km? Wth, I thought I was the only one who said Stroke Your Dongers. What are the ones you don't respect? wait...that's not normal? This is the kind of art I try to avoid - so pretentious that I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Whoa! Wait a sec! Luigi jumps higher than Mario? People find this funny? I swear he did Dustforce too There's a dragon? Are you just fucking with me? Maybe we have been using it all wrong all these years I've only heard about it... I want to keep my current view on vaginas untainted. I refuse to watch that movie. Lol why no nu wa? Isn't the Enlightened the Resistance at this point then? That's not the only distinctive feature on that Zuko. I'm in the same boat as you. I honestly thought this was/is an Onion post. This is truly mind boggling. Oh, yeah, Honey, you haven't been *wearing* that stuff, have you? I haven't brought that sexy back, yet!! My Roommate has that palette, and I love it, I really want it myself 6 degrees of separation How do you accidentally ship something... Could I get an adamant torchic with speed boost for Timid Xerneas x/x/31/x/31/31? I'm new to this trading thing, so I don't know what pokemon are good This was unexpected I still can't get my emblem to show up, and I get downvoted for asking. What's wrong with my flair? Update: Picture #12: I am probably going to make my own out of aspects from other, I need your hitsounds Lot of chrome on those helmets A R.Pi can produce 25 Gigaflops? What is that image host? they said it was an visual bug There's only room for one safari like ours round here boy. I have 86 and I'm still Gold 3 star... I live at this apartment complex. I was wondering what all the firetrucks were about Me too Dude, you rock! keep going! You have a bit of style witch helps, Stay away from bowties. I hugged Morgan Page once and have been Hold up. I'm a bit busy! Also, you'll have to retrade it came out as ????? I don't know why The fuck are you talking guys? PS4 has an integrated party system, and BF4 has the usual squad/team voice chat... i was going to buy some keys off him, but i held off for a bit Forgot you can offer straight from the box Wow, what did your ex do? Unanimous? xaffinityx apparently doesn't grow facial hair I watched this documentary on this chick. While yes she is obese, she did also have a disease that caused her to retain water, like 600 pounds of her was water if I remember correctly. Also, isn't she the one who took the blame for her sister murdering her kid with a hairbrush? She lied & said he rolled on him or something. They had to use a U-haul truck to haul her & still couldn't close the door all the way. Your car sounds amazing. I loved the idle, but that rev... Her toes do curl... How does one become disqualified in a discussion Few days. The boyfriend is camping so he would probably find me on Tuesday. Has anyone tried to chisel another slot into a courier to add an extra effect? Oh what whoa this is a first, I'm really speechless, never has a stranger apologized to me over the internet. Honestly I was just bored and lonely and realized there was no pregnancy sub. The only one that existed was a pregnant sub that consisted of naked pregnant women Lucky for them it wasn't a durian... hence why I'm saying it's the only link i cant even enter battle with out havving major lag Syndicate is Rich as Fuck! Holy shit, that body is ridiculous. From many reddit threads it seems that Mormons are the nicest religious people you can find anywhere EK nerfed? How was Ethereal Knives nerfed Makes a thread and doesn't tell the whole story..... Really? This is in fact a quick tutorial how to talk in league but how to talk in a respectable manner, just you have everything backwards and your attitude is the perfect example of what NOT to do. First meaning more than one? It looks like an ambush attack. Burping And ate heroine CLG Phantomlord? Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhh!! The old, "oopps did I drop this?" I think I need an adult I actually was really confused and this was really helpful haha, thanks! I'm so used to reddit's structure. Pleas tell me you know my feelings it'd make my life so easy What is this? Okay sorry but WHAT am I SUPPOSE to think this id at first glance? What ..You've been warned... I've stolen too many kills with 0 AP Nami heals. Now I'll actually be able to build AP One of her leg fat rolls probably weighs more than the entirety of my being Of course not, but is it like 1k american dollars, or 10 000 am. dollars? How old was the sister Wow! gifs like these make me subconsiously turn my head to the left, until i noice.. Click "Edit Flair"... how did you do it the first time My local Hooters is pro-gun ....oh god. There's a creepy guy that does all of these things My bad I was told I had fairy I actually just traded that dratini Why can I hear the car in this gif you made? Until the character asks why he was at the inn with those gnomes that one time. +60 -1 or what? Wow chill out it was just an idea somehow this reminded me of runescape What I'm suggesting will take external pressure from users, and you and I both know they won't really see it tucked away in that sub. I'll post it there, but I'm actually pretty saddened that you're doubling down on this whole 'blithe dismissal' thing I'm confused Shea? Why would she do that? Agreed about the K100 looking gaudy. Dislike the look of it almost as much as the look of the Vamo, (can't unsee the button layout looking like a stupid face They weren't themselves last night, Stanford Mullligan again. DAT QUALITY LOSS Dr.AVON Being a shithead and a holy man is one and the same Yeah, this happened a few days ago, the rants are ongoing What if that's him when it's soft?? Is that last one busty cleavage or a butt crack? God, that's creepy!! Woah. Woah. Woah. Wat da frig. I hope Santa doesn't follow me on Twitter ...Why does Facebook require documentation? I'll never know when this comment is going to be genuinely real after all the jokes about kids eventually saying this in the future. I feel like now that the jokes out there it counters the thought of forgetting floppies, unless MS changes the save logo Raw mushrooms give people stomach cramps? What makes them... 'dimes'...? Legitimately one of the weirder comment threads I've ever seen. Cincy scored all 31 of their first half points in the 2nd quarter I actually have a Honedge apparently now just think if he hit those early throws It goes on cooldown just like any other instance, I'm not sure why you would think boosts would affect that. Gnome for life! Also, there is a Jihad alliance...... True true, I take that for granted in my neck of the woods that things WILL NOT FREEZE Wow, I agree with Mr. Charter School Whore on something? Not sure if reference to oil, or racist remark That's what they want you to think Still no points though One thing I have against that commercial. There are numerous balls in the end zone and Brees is prepping to toss another one. Where is he getting the damn balls from? It shows the field to the sides and behind him and there is nothing there?? Holy fucking shit. How was he so open? I go away for the weekend and this is what I come back to? tentacle Wow GBA sold a lot I think a *Serious* tag might've been appropriate here I think I just inhaled my sphincter Orion is the only option. you may never leave she straight up kills a man. Do you actually go to FNM to pick up dudes? Normal though it may be, I believe it'd just e awkward to see your parents or anyone else's sex toys, you know where they've been Wait, the Blue's got a powerplay It's showing me it's $9.99 a month. He can be summoned! Then why buy them in the first place Thanks for reminding me to take mine... almost forgot the ridiculous part is that as far as the BC MVA is concerned generally as long as your vehicle came that way you're allowed to keep it. such as you cant tint your front side windows or windshield, but if your car came with blacked out limo tinting NBD, want to put HID's in? illegal! car came with them? o ok then no problem! I want a vid of this But isn't possible ...Wait, really, someone said this? what? we're just friends Hmmm.. But where the did the extra number of online players come from Hah! Mine have a thing about trying to eat the boxes, too Was his name Patrick 201: Unown Let them spent a few nights in jail and they'll never want to lock a door again. *She stuck her finger inside it.* What did I just watch? added :) I hope you got xatu I thought only Intel did the 3DIMM motherboards? Posting to say I havent seen "IRQ Conflict" used as a scapegoat for years What breed is it? That thing is rivaling my Maine Coon hahahaha big fan just wanted to make u " I guess that's one way for the Broncos to convert on 3rd and 1. Weird, but the guy in the back looks JUST like me. Oh, lemme check really quick. What was it supposed to be? I understood your original comment to mean, "Wow what a freak I should post a pic of my cat surrounded by four pet beds of various types and she still sleeps on the carpet. Valve is not steam. Steam is owned by valve My main struggle is figuring out how to actually find and have healthy relationships. I pulled myself out of my parents through being a fucking workaholic, and it's worked really well - have a well paying job halfway across the country in a nice, big city, but I'm trying to figure out how to meet people because I never actually cultivated those skills. I can be outgoing and am pretty and sort of funny and very smart, but I have no idea how to actually go past being friends with everybody. Good question, I'm very new to their emails and online store so I wouldn't know but it doesn't sound likely. but the cells come together to form tissues then skin which go around your penis, you don't actually go through a cell..unless you have a sword penis...do you? That username... Wow What if you get matched to eachother?! Holy mother of two.... Riot is struggling with actually being able to host space for the replays. For some weird ass reason they have this notion of making them available online and dont have the space to host it. The system is done forever but they dont release it Sure am! I was like, " Fascinating. Ritz-Carlton? Metatable? So how did they get on? Grey's Anatomy was my go-to series recently. There are 216 episodes on Netflix. 216. I watched them all in a row. Now I'm questioning everything.... "That link is a thread on their forum which links back here. Where's the proof? Why is this a confession bear? You didnt do anything bad except probably disobeing your parents, and they seem to be bigots anyway, so this is more of a success kid I'm pretty sure I'm going to *really* regret this, but... "period shits"? Wow. This is awesome. You could probably sell that Hahahahah it's not even darth vader or chronic smoker or even a hybrid it's like a new level of hellrazer on the inside of my throat right now. Mistakes were made using game chat I was going to jokingly say "sure" but then I read that you're actually sorta close to me.. why what's wrong with limited hero pool Who the fuck came up with this shit? i also work at that home depot... Gah! Paradox! I'm jumping between two different threads. o_O Didn't you reply to my BIOS thread *after* you replied to this thread? That's how it come through to my inbox anyway. Good luck getting your perfect one :) My number doesn't match any of those blimp code? I'm talking about GTA IV not V haha. Unless there was a blimp in IV also? Sokka was wondering if the giant mushroom (cloud) was friendly when the gaang was in the desert and he was trippin on cactus juice!! Omg! She's Celty?? GARY. I'm trying to find the screenie but I remember walking into the ge and the first public message to come into my chat was "brb peeling dick skin". In cold blood is dry and pretentious who is this guy and why is this frontpage You mean -Attack right? Imagine the Whip + Treads jumps though I live with deathclaws She looks pretty stoned in the video I did? It doesn't say that on Twitter? I think mine glitched out b/c i still have it and i compelted the quest Ohio though Probably, it looked like a bunch of hamburger meat when he came back the final year of HS 8/10 Why? hjackers have their own way to disable that :) you can ask people on that What the fuck. 2% of worldwide CO2 production in that city alone. How is LoL at all random? Er ok How can you play diretide with bots? I'm not sure! Wasn't really involved with the people on my floor. I think she went to therapy, everything got quiet, and then she accused her then-boyfriend of punching her to get him in trouble (but it turned out that she framed him by hurting herself). Is it really that good? ... I don't live in the US, and find these stories insane. How are they justifying it? How were they justifying it originally when you went to court? On what basis, legal or otherwise, do they "refuse to admit they were wrong", when you weren't convicted of anything? Is it "well, yes your honor--we didn't gain a conviction, but we're pretty sure that's just because we didn't get the right evidence, so we're going to keep his $2500 and iphone, because although he's not been *proven* guilty, we're pretty sure he is." Ya.... and the little girl I dont have that rosh This only shows how much of a food lover I am. I posted pizza on my cake day rather than a picture of an adorable kitty for karma. Why the downvote? I have hope for the JCW with the aero kit. The specs of these new motors might make me look past the frog eyes Really? I am pretty sure I just did that like yesterday. shitbricking I'm shocked at freyas results OMG! As a tiny fish, that's *terrifying*!! Cripple ult tho And he didn't wash his hands? Good lord, never thought of that. Holy crap, I mistyped your friend code and it still added it. That's what *I* used to say!! naw ... LOL Same here... that's the surprise, it wasn't a dream The throw that happens at 1:02 looks a little funny to me. +60 magic damage on all attacks So true Thank you! Converting it to a touch screen is eventually my plan. I made the projector screen a separate piece so I can replace it with an acrylic screen and an Infrared array for touch sensing. One of the big problems is spills though. I don't want to put any electronics in here until I can be sure I can protect this thing from my own clumsiness. ¿ You're saying you gained .75 girth in 4 months? Hey thanks! That helped a lot. Forgot wikipedia had a simple page(which still, all those symbols (lol) plot twist: You are, but your husband has a fake reddit account that he shows you So because it was that way up until that point, that means it would still be that way today? :D I know, right? They're so awesome! And getting 4 shinies at once?! I'm mainly confused how she wears the sizes she says she wears with her height/weight. I'm 5'5 and 125 and I wear small everything. Unless he was the manager... Can't quit watching this play oooooh my <congratulations you are slightly above average> ? (4570-8194-3045) DO YOU EVEN PRAISE THE SUN???? nobody said it..?! I heard Nine Inch Nails' Closer come up the other day and I was like, holy shit Dyrus, didn't know you had it in you. Yay, fellow knitter! I know that feel...the Christmas season is upon us and I have many gifts to knit... Wow. And here I was thinking that Alduin was some really powerful, smart being -- he's a dumb lizard who wants to watch the world burn. Hit a chick in the boobs and she was crying for 5 minutes. I dont know if it was because she felt molested or it actually hurt. Group A just got really interesting. Why is everyone getting reddit gold in this thread? **You can use the goddamn tree?!** Looks delicious!.. Oh, wait... I've never killed someone, but this...this could push me But.. *leotards*!! Minty. "You look like the type of girl I'm gonna fuck tonight... Theon Wraith King looks like Skeleton King with flesh.. Wait... chat rooms are for something other then spam... I've had my Ele since launch and did not know this Are you sure? Shouldn't be missing sp.atk What about most of Japanese porn? I keep my phone in my left pocket... I don't understand you Really? Let's all lean to one side of the truck and look Your nails are exactly the same size and shape I actually spelled it like his name the first time I typed it. People AFKing next to the forge + bank in LA makes the game look alive? Oh sorry, I misunderstood your post! uhh, that color is dope didnt you make this same thing earlier Yeah, a memorable sight one September was a student unloading crates of Coke and lager from a car boot, before the laptop beside them. Priorities Sold with the last two cast she wrote a bot to do it for her Oh, that's a little disappointing. Thanks for that info, though! I thought all non-legendaries were available. there's no explicit rule in my lease about not running it past a certain hour, but I guess dishwashers can bang around a bit if you don't load them perfectly. \ I'm jsut wondering how are they going to classify supports.... No one considered Annie/Fiddle/Zyra a support 3-4 months ago, but now they are. And riot has Viktor under support Well, I guess I'm not sleeping tonight Yeah my bad do you have 5iv froakie female or 4IV with out attack and def? All the time...is it weird that i...kinda like it? The hair and ornament is also amazing. Love the use of pearls to create contrast lines with the black cloth The hooters Post is 3 minutes old. Old news already. Omg DAT ASPD...... Now that's future proof Crazy math is the Opalescence + Doubling Season Ya it said he had a heart concussion which can cause your heart to stop You missed a few letters OH MY GOD Inconveniencing others to help Xbox live speeds? Sounds more like selfish twattery than others failing to understand something. Most people leave their laptop wifi turned on. So.....is it bad that the guy in the pink looks exactly like my ex boyfriend. TIL Management thinks Ziggler and Sandow need a cold gimmick match to be entertaining Sounds cool. What do you want to nail first? Other than the ridiculously hot fantasy girls in this subreddit... Well, the shirt looks pretty cool, even if the game hasn't even been released. Hi back to you!!!!! I as well live ten min away! Small world Yep first one was free for me too. I have dropped more than a grand this year. Wow the play around Gragas Q was amazing ............so i should drug myself with Vicodin when i start a new series and if it turns out epic, i'll have another first experience and if it sucks. i'll just forget about it? Sounds like a good idea well that explains it Holy crap, that's a lot of time spent gaming. OP is throwing a gold orgy. What is this? 4210 4292 0910? How is this book different from say Magic bullets or other pua books, why does everyone make such a big deal out of it can not unsee Where'd you get that value? Does this mean that if we keep the serial numbers, credit card, and club nintendo account, we can get Nintendo to move our stuff to a new console if the first one breaks/gets stolen/gets eaten by a dog? No. I have Remote Management enabled on the iMac, which is how it has always been set. When you do that you cannot check Screen Sharing, as that function is controlled by Remote Management. It worked fine before Mavericks. For what?( "Oh..ohh...OH MY..GOD!" YES. Show us your secrets! Wat Hmm, I wonder why they just posted. I think they been using "open source" since the PSP and maybe even the ps2... I wish I could go there someday. It must be heaven! My boyfriend and I had the experience of a couple bringing their maybe no older than 4 year old daughter into The Hobbit. "Mommy, it's too loud! Mommy turn it down!" Luckily we got free movie passes out of this, but it took the manager coming in TWICE for the mom and kid to leave. The look on the manager's face the first time I went out to talk to her was priceless. " Holy shit that bottom photo is stunning *facepalms* So close i got watcha looking for stats for the gible? i don't understand why it's shittyprogramming. he already seems to be at rock bottom That frisbee game looks awfully competitive A little bit offtopic but as a austrian I have to ask you > So mysterious. Much hidden. Such intrigue I have no idea what it was meant to do, but it fixed my game and gave me a massive FPS boost Yeah. MBPs are spec'd to run with core temps up to and slightly above 90C. Mine (15" 2012 unibody, i7 w/ 10GB RAM and 1024mb VRAM) usually sits around 88 during heavy gaming sessions if it's a graphically demanding title. Far Cry 3 and Tomb Raider both made it heat up considerably, but both were more than playable. My old 17" 2008 MBP used to clear 90C when running Adobe AfterEffects, with the fan speed maxed out Da fuq is dat A piece worth more than 2M Dat face at the end hahaha Well, he already gave her breakfast Why am I getting such huge chills from those e-mails? What console is that again And if I lose my tape I also lose my scissor Like french? But does the secret *Lounge* Exist or not? Source: I'm French. Didn't know you can't use ç à è etc in a nickname Wow. I played pokemon gold so much when it was released, and I never realized those were supposed to be letters of the alphabet. Now I see it! she looks like a vampire Seconded, hopefully that's a mistake? Okay, I have no idea why I put that I can easily imagine reading some of Lovecraft's stuff to this type of music. Probably not. I hadn't even heard of Titan I was wondering what was going on. . Damn it, how did I miss that I never really gave it much thought, but I only just realised that doesn't make very much sense indeed. What an awkward realisation What godputer are you using Now that Korra has lost connections to her previous avatars, does that mean she can no longer harness the power that is the avatar state? Wow, you guys lie a lot to your SOs Oh shit I'm an idiot -_- I already traded the last male yesterday. Sorry! I wasted your time A turbocharged Honda The Abs! The **ABS**!! what's black friday? i want to hang out maybe! not quite ohio and the holidaze are going to be busy. I did not know that kick a ginger day is a thing. Oh my god that first track preview I kept up with doing this for a while. I used Google Docs so everyone in the campaign could add details I may have missed in my notes. I'd like to get back to it, but so many pages of notes How do you still have an unmet player despite having researched Satellites? Oh my god. I'm so glad other people already explained it. I was imagining your first time going horribly from you stuffing the shisha inside the bowl. So you're saying Mt. Sinai can potentially give +24 faith? but what kind of pants were they wearing? This whole time I thought it meant rating of schedule Eat scorpions. I saw a documentary about some Chinese eating scorpions alive Holy shit. I wouldn't exactly consider calling the cops saying someone murdered another person and then revealing personal info a "prank"... Holy shit, imagine puberty Nope. I got 5 mins post delay. Holy shit, you're right! This **is** pics. What does shadow ban even mean Yeah that's me. Thanks a lot! I should be online, I am right now You actually played the campaign? U want a pair or a 5iv one? My g/f has this shit for her fingernails. O_O I bet that was an interesting thing to see yess exactly, specially when you are at work, boss be like But chips are fries Oh wow! I hope she is doing better now! Those battle scars can be scary This actually never came to my mind You mean to say the frozen pizza WoW! Why would you not want a feature that encourages medics to revive more? the second pic makes it look like you have empty sockets (> Oh! Thank you for correcting me! I was under the impression it was 60-80 cause of what they told me when I was in the ER Thanks brah! The unreleased one is actually a WIP, I'm finishing it up as we speak. People randomly seem to like it, so I guess I'll take a risk and post it to the main /r/trap page when it's done ...I just noticed that one. I've owned this pilot for, like, almost 2 years now, and I NEVER noticed that. Holy Jesus, $350 Is it been 6 years already? 9 blocks You seriously sat down and worked this out??? Go have some fun Thank you very much! I actually wasn't sexually active when I was on Nuva Ring so I cannot say :\ However, being on Mirena my sex drive is crazy good and I wear my boyfriend out lol xD I'm glad to hear that you are doing better though! And I hope that I never have to witness this vagina bacon What sorcery is this?...The day of the article is NOVEMBER 25, 2013 Yeah, no. It's good that you're not bitter. true that. There are too many things \ I kind of wish you would have taken a picture Awww..oohh.. jagr is like 30% There might be one already for all we know ( i thought you were gonna have a streak and you were gonna try and end it yourself Where is this from? I recognize that magnet holding it up I've ordered from them and all their sister sites! I've never gotten any strange emails or junk mail so either I'm not cool enough for my info to get sold, or they're lying in wait for the opportune moment... dun dun dunnn. It asks for my mobile number and its kind of a subscription I've only got one game as Janna, for the bing W %100 :D I ant to learh her more as I am sure with the advent of util scaling off ap in Season4 things are gonna be redonkulous. I've been toying with the idea of picking up fiddles too (love the idea of Q> exhaust) but I think I've only dropped one game against the Scarecrow that I can remember but... why would you want to?? What on earth is up with r/gaming? Are the PCers on their periods or something? No, seriously. Medal of Duck which government? Holy crap! You know **so much**. When do you find time to gather all of this information? Duh that's why costal communities are affected so badly by them. Don't you watch the news Dill Do Faggins What's wrong with a keyblade? I love getting carded as well, but all of that happened within an hour in the same bar. I have hatching Power level 3, so it shouldn't be too bad :D Also, I sent the request but it says you're unavailable? Wow oh my fucking good lord! Comet splash damage? Oh you mean the 38 shots it takes to destroy a spawn beacon? Unfortunately, I need the gale wind because my female lacks it as well :/ Also, I'm not really looking for Fletchling here, I'm looking for Ralts f( I didn't even know this subreddit existed. There's REALLY a subreddit for everything. EVERYTHING. I've already added you, and I'm waiting on my friend's list screen to wait and see the confirmation that you've added me back :) For some reason, it seems as if, if I add someone first then go in-game, they don't show up. It's only after I go back to my friend list and get the confirmation that they've added me that they start showing up in-game. I was due on the 11th! I'm going to start induction process tomorrow evening! Maybe it was written by another sentient race. wow you just went dark bro average: 140 cuz you suck against them or... Was this the Running Academy podcast? I listened to that interview and was kind of like i havent seen a kogmaw in at least 4 months im not denying I guess he lost his callouses told me my first game ever was 3 days ago. and ive been playing for a year on the same computer O_o i friend told me, that i was 3418! Does this "mom" only have one leg.... Jesus christ the people in this thread are douchebags. But he is still a pokemon so.. "Like the touch of a fairy..." heya, your ign isn't Ching is it? Shit I didn't miss anything, right? Awesome! Can i have it What ... Holy crap... It's just about gilded more than my post is upvoted. ...I didn't know Hustler did gore... whoa. great explanation Why do you assume I don't enjoy drinking? I mean, its just a string? That should be the only thing you'd be feeling They need to just bone and get it over with. I came back now that enemy within came out, and man have I been making errors that I totally thought were a thing of the past And she's going to rat on them... And the boys will figure out what she's trying to do... And kill her!? In Canada it's starting to be that cold time of year. I thought I was watching the engine temperature get warm enough for the heater to start blowing warm. And there's a 30k+ sale it seems. I can't imagine how you can dumb down GW2 even further on my first dating experience... the guy asked me how big i was.. i was like... i don't know average? never really measured before so was sort of awkward.. and apparently he told me the average size was 6 inches You have no idea how grateful I am for this post. Today was 'not the best' of days...I was very close to buying two school uniforms. So people lie to get karma... interesting Where can i get one? Holy fuck, that first gif zeus and ymir cards are awful That's an unusual way to phrase that. That sound haha, that doesn't sounds like a QLD driver at all ...i'm doing that...while reading this.... who's watching me What's even weirder to me is that under his butt is his foot, but I saw it as his ballsack at first ... i know right?? thank god for long uni breaks, now i just gotta figure out how to break it to my parents It is! It's only happened to me a few times, but I didn't really orgasm. I just splooged and felt uncomfortable about what happened Mad Men. John Hamm sports major bulge all the time. Well, in this new season the producers have asked him to wear underwear and I believe he is following that request. But geez, some scenes you'd be like WTF!!? You're one of them nidalee 'support' guys I hear the voice in my head What on Earth kind of Bronco fans is he dealing with? Where is Groundhog Day? It is seriously my favourite and it isn't on there? But that's such an easy bot lane Waiiiit. I've seen this before I bite really hard when I'm drunk and pissed off with people, so I immediately thought this was me tearing open quantum foam will rip apart the space time continuum creating a black hole. White lines? You're supposed to walk between them? I never... I'm trying really hard to understand how that's different from the regular pronunciation. how can you come away from the reviews feeling that way? 44 here, been a metal fan since I listened to my first Sabbath album. Wore a Slayer shirt once to work; had a co-worker ask me if I was wearing it ironically. Tanks? You mean people run with Tanks? I thought the tank was a rogue or a great weapon fighter in dps stances. First one: i think he did.. then licked the bowl Ah my brain went straight to the ol 52 of spades. > 2/3 black males will be on jail at some time in their lives?? my face upon clicking I'm never sure if I'm finding them appealing or repulsive. That particular video has over 630000 views. How could you have thought you'd be the first in a subreddit of 22000 Final Fantasy fans I know her, and I didn't recognize her is the tri force really hard to see or is it the lighting You get fired for a gif of a chick dancing on her underpants? But 4 hours from when? At least it lets you chose PC, mine only gives me a PS3 Xbox360 and WiiU option they've always been here This is crazy. This is the first post about how dangerous Reddit can be ive seen from after two weeks of browsing. Shit like this was everywhere and now i hardly see any warnings to new users or stupid crap like that any-more I'll agree with the combat. But zero interactivity with the world? She wants you to put a bun in her oven? Isn't that a little bit too small for StarCraft? Isn't it already here What's your in game name? Some kid was in high school, getting married, working at AT&T, his dad was in Afghanistan and he knew how to use skype all within a three week span. He got lynched because nobody believed him anymore. I can't see, I have to dl it He is such a gorgeous man but have you ever heard his real voice? It will throw you for a loop. He has his acting voice and then his real voice which kind of made me go .... UK / EU doesn't get chargers for some reason All of my floaters look like the one you described. I've never had any black floaters. pretty colors Wait... thats a thing? I thought dyslexia included both reading and mathematics The first time you step out of the bunker Goddamn. I don't care lol, I didn't make the post that seems to be very little information... compared to what Yoshida posted OMG... hoooooly shiiiit that was intense There was a datamining but the original poster delete him It's so smooth. That first time seeing the city So far none yet. Yet. Well, I get that but to be fair, who was stupid enough to walk into a Merc with 6 minions around him I remember watching this live with my dad, our face was like says the owner is Rocky + it def has a lum berry My flashplayer consistenly crashes after he kills the bird ... You'd think that someone would get a lucky win or he'd have a bad game or something ~~Wellllll, isn't this curious.~~ ~~The ravelry page has 17/4, but the pattern says 17/10cm, which is 8"~~. ~~ I'm at work right now i agree with zed, but olaf? 60$ U mad When reading this text, my inner voice went robot and I could not make anything out. Dots at the end of sentences, please. You didn't have good scores at all Did... did Oprah actually do this? So its a bunch of toppings/sauce with 2 slices of meat? That's more of a hexa -if not hepta- kill Yeah, I have seriously tried almost every day for 2 weeks. Every day a different error. Getting old. Trying to get insurance for me and my pregnant wife....her insurance expires the month before the baby is due and I am a Self Employed contractor. Wait so the Hamburger is really named after Hamburg? People still play Hockey? Sounds good to me. What's your FC. Also, why do I have to reteach rock blast Looks like a CAD model Damn, that is intense, but wouldn't that make you thirsty af? I am actually using a 144hz monitor. My wife built my computer Would also like to know this. And also, why is the meet in Hillsboro? At first I thought that was a real picture My name is Joe so this freaked me out. "Hello Joe" There was a girl who got drunk and threw up in a cup. Random I know! She decided to keep drinking and was dared to chug what she thought was a beer. Someone handed her a cup, but it wasn't beer in it... She then started a domino affect of drunk friends throwing up. I left I did try to read it but I had to stop due to my TERMINAL ILLNESS Do you happen to have a Metal Coat? Do you know how to get one They used to be durable? Jaguar's can climb trees thank you incognito. also. What the flying fuck did i just see joint tusks?! I do now!! But to be honest, this skin has so many bugs that no one uses him. Not even froggen! Stay hard?? Okay, this is embarrassing but... all of my museum rooms are full That's what she said. what really? to who? Do typical stoner burnouts become politicians Nasus dident suffer that big of an nerf as i expected Really? I only see the post asking for feedback Including last nights. As a fellow Giants fan who's playing Dez Bryant and possibly Romo this week, I'm seriously torn. I don't. Did you give me the wrong egg? A human version of Tyrael would be weird. are you passerby eric? Oh my god. Proof that protoss is op. Huk isnt a gnats fart to mvp yet same record there are people on this planet that don't use shift+delete to delete files ? I've heard of tall cool blondes but wow I only eat once a day on normal days Men's shaving gel is exactly the same thing as women's Sure! Sorry I kept canceling the trade for some reason you show up as a passerby Holy. Shit. So I start singing the planets: Mercury, Venus, Ear.. (whoops), Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Plu.. Holy shit that's a good point... It's moving away from traffic in both directions COME TO ME You have blonde hair Tony Horton...and my wife knows. How much are you valuing this knife for Lmao I looked at that like whats more strange is that he que'd with goldies and a plat Wait, is it a benzodiazapine? Like Clonazapam or Diazapam? Jesus, those are some nice rewards. ...but never whiped your ass? Maybe I dreamt it That ain't just a moss covered car, that's a Jaguar. Oh god this is a thing... Oh god, im so sorry 0:32 -> WooooHooooo... lol...OMG... hahaha // 1:05 -> Why did I not think of this before?! A very similar scenario appears to be happening to me right now with CampBX (cashed my money order, never credited me the $). That is, unless someone stole the M.O. and cashed it under CBX's name at the nearby North Atlanta Bank of America that they just happen to use My anatomy teacher in high school. She would make crazy eyes and smile at you AS she yelled at you I searched the entire Internet (not really) just to come to the conclusion that there HAS to be a discussion thread on /r/SouthPark. And there is!... Just to find out WHO ON EARTH that voiceover was. I don't watch Game of Thrones, but that voice alone makes me want to if I'm treated to her with each episode. I'm imagining them killing a guy together, and then one is sawing a foot off of the corpse and the other is mixing the leftovers with his shit over lunch. The most fearful thing about your post is that is not only you, but there are actually MORE people that don't read skills' descriptions...! I've always seen it as the bottom half of a mans face with a mustache.. I can't believe I'm seeing it right for the first time I sympathize! I love giving blowjobs much more than getting head. I guess two people like that could be a weirdly satiafied couple though I just realize how awful keckleon shiny>_< uhm I have a Gible 5iv with Outrage and abllty rough skin would you do dat? I recommend looking at the guy's other uploads if you like 60s/70s psychedelia-- tons of full albums. Though, he recently started uploading softcore Korean porn for some reason haha Love your comment "before= about 200 degrees Exorcism is still a thing? The cat giving the "massage" looks a lot like mine... I guess now I know what he did before he got adopted. ¯\\( It wont load for me for some reason... every other imgur link works except this one I have a story for this one! I was in 4th grade or something at the time. There was this mentally challenged kid in our grade and I talked to him every once in a while. He was actually pretty cool, I liked the dude. Anyway, I was talking with him and another friend of mine after class one day and my other friend says something stupid. So I looked at him and called him retarded, right in front of this mentally challenged kid. I still remember the look on my friends face when I said that. He was dumbfounded. I still didn't realize what I had done, so when he looked dumbfounded, I turned to my mentally challenged friend and asked **HIM** if my other friend was being retarded. I remember him being a sweet kid and looking down at his feet saying, "no". My friend that I was calling retarded just looked at me with wide eyes and said, "YellowPudding... I know that. Now, is that $40 just all of the pays that I had to pay now? They don't take the percentage out right when I receive payment from a customer? Btw. Do u want a 5iv magicarp breeding pair dude? Picture looks like Wii sports bowling Haha yeah lets just hope that they aren't doing something like patching the instacheck or egg trading...!! Is your boyfriend still alive OMG Been looking for Breloom Well... it says the server is undergoing maintenance. Thanks! Can't connect right now, it says the server is undergoing maintenance. I was looking at center of the screen and saw espurr. Wraith had mana regen and a bunch of jungle specific stats, are you seriously bitching about wasted stats when the new WOTA is as cost efficient at the cost of the Aura(with 10AP more than current Wraith at same cost...)? With a fork!? How much are you paying to take latuda? I just looked up the price for that stuff without insurance and WHAT? Too tall? I'm 6'4 is that too tall? That house looks like it was made in MS Paint. As if Espurr wasn't creepy enough Everyone assumes I'm a boy How do you know my weakness? I... can buy them from Rewe Will they be playing on EUW servers? I had a child call me ugly in the most clever of ways. I was getting the party of kids ready to rockclimb and one of them says "You look like a girl" because i have long hair. So in response i said well it's because that's what i'm being for halloween. Their response to that was "what? an ugly girl?" Nintendo is fun! umm this didnt work That has to be incorrect. The only way to get a Lucky Egg is through Chansey. Wat. WEGMANS!? Oh god, I hope there are going to be more of these! Please let there be one for each of the holds. (> I thought the discount was about Palestinians and Israelis eating together. It turns out, it is about turning your cell phone off i picked up some pie inthe first town, been extremely paranoid ever since. plus i dunno if i can trust his hints ... After updating to 3.12 from 3.1 I found all the numbers are no longer shortened, was this one of the changes or a bug? OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT! While googling sims 3 poses, what the hell? At least take your website down for some weeks. There are pictures of you and your family as well as a map with your address AND your blood type Happy Birthday little cake Heh. I pref the totem If you censor everyone's names except yours, can't someone just LoLKing your name and figure out the rest of the players? lol srsly? do you even know what ad casters mean exzctly? your title is pretty misleading as it can include ad assassins zhich have been the go to champions lately....also corki and ez have been played throughout the whole worlds.... We are I want a games console to play games Dat singing. ooc: why does keith shores look like shane dawson? But but, your walls... Same thing is happening on my Xbox 360. Freezes during loading and in the middle of a game. Sound also cuts out right after I first enter a game, and the it lags terribly at times. I aso noticed invisible fences I have a separate set of trimmers for back there Been trying to figure that shit out for years It is the ultimate symbiosis Wtf? No, never. You need to realize the truth, there is no controller, only then will you see that it is not the controller that stops responding every 4 seconds, but it is yourself... I just had to restart the download. Funny how my league name is Nocturne's Duelists I played on ... hum... 6+ differents IP You can have several homes or play at a friend home Mine had more blood How can you return it if it's been used? When I returned a chemistry textbook they made sure that the plastic was still on it. ( Going for the 1.8s then. I think I've been using 2.5s I'm not alone. Are their prescription lens like actually...good? We earn more in the EU? My advice wasn't very helpful I stared at that for over a minute going "who the hell is pizzadon Where have people in /r/relationships been advocating suicide? I think you may be right, I had a member queue for Amerish Dimethicone (AKA: polymethylsiloxane) is a silicon-based polymer commonly used as a lubricant and conditioning agent. Not only is it a silicon-based polymer but it is an oil. It works as a smoothing agent by filling in gaps and texture gradients - think of it a sexy-time lube for your hair What kind of animal is that anyways? *I^want^to^rub^that^belly*! ( Haha my girlfriend was lurking behind me when I clicked on this thread and gave me the answer. Not sure if she's planning anything or what.. u lost one round and the game ended?? Jesus, its like theyre all scientologists. Why would you kill it if it bleeds? I never knew they showed LC in the first place Dare I say I prefer riding in cold snowy weather rather than the rain Are you comparing Hacker News to /r/OkCupid? Oh god, **I** have a weakness when it comes to Bayonetta. woah double 1100 crits Those are the fucking weirdest cats I've EVER seen. When did Chucky Cheese close So why is is so cheaper in other countries ? (I'm from France and it's no way near this cost Where is this coming from? These exist What about the ability to turn in 20 Rift Keystones for 1 Legendary one? I get _way_ too many of them Oh my dear god. These exist Are you my co-worker?! i read that as "boots". i was really confused when i clicked the link ... Wha... What? Uh oh, better revamp my list Nature is supposed to be beautiful It's cold outside my house, and since we didn't have room in the fridge, I decided to put a can of soda on the porch overnight to cool it. When I came to get it in the morning, the contents inside was frozen solid. Turns out the fridge is warmer than my porch. I never ever thought of that.. Excellent! I played Dr. Frank N. Furter in a RHPS shadow cast for two years. Come to think of it, that might be where I learned some of this shit... All of my wow!! Wow I did not expect a YouTube link on /r/Bleach to actually be worth watching. I did not expect, after that even, that I would now be subscribed holy fuck i didn´t even notice that I usually bring some baby wipes with me, then go to the bathroom right before and just give everything a good wipe down. It just makes me feel better. And I check with a compact mirror to make sure I don't have toilet paper stuck in weird places. I came he's shown my his calendar. so many colors! If the card breaks, you still have to pay for it? What if they sold USED Nerds. 39$ Uh. That's an active, not a passive. wish I could go... maybe I can This should be at the top... I couldn't believe that was the actual fish mouth Hell, I started getting interested in programming when I first started LUA scripting in WoW like 7 years ago. I thought cast sequences were so amazing I... I don't even. I'm 5'11' ~190. I've got a little chunk I'd like to lose, but, like, I'm still wearing size Large shirts. 180 might be my goal weight. Home depot? Billy D. Williams from the year *before*! My current ones are plastic frames. Usually a get a little rub-off on them, but never so bad that it takes it all off Except for the part where your entire statement is wrong because all of these items got nerfed hard enough individually that saying "its a counter" doesnt really apply. Its not like BC or Mogs arent a thing anymore because theres "counters", its because they got nerfed to pieces Those all accumulate?? Lol. Coffee or adderall That last image I didn't see one Nintendo thing What the fuck it's like a gundam for crabs Meh. I did it first, can't you pick another vehicle? Damn, there's a lot of Saints fans there. Well, just goes to show that I'm wrong every time I think I've seen it all on the internet. Just serena blushing in this episode made all serena x ash fans go crazy WAT Military Doctor!! Nerfs? Where? Honestly, this kind of information should not be showed... I've done it a few times, still have some on me, just really don't like it. Once was laughing at a hilarious laughing cow, which I'm not sure why I thought the poster was, its an Assassins Creed Poster, and I was told the pitched laughter I thought was so funny was my own voice. Why Italian? IMDB Says episode 11 is in December.... but where's episode 10? Wow...I guess you just have those bullet points saved to throw in our American faces? Copy and paste much? Saw you in another post dearie.... .. the pudge flair changed too what you mean light ball? i remember going through a mission.. added Targon's need to be nerfed. Buffing other items won't fix the flaws Targon's has! Just need you online on the PSS to get that last pokemon. damn beastly Shallow: Aren't graphic designers supposed to be concerned with graphical things? ...even Designing them? well, he is doing a damn good job What's up != How are you Wait are you serious right now? You...**want** that pack? I had trouble with this too. I was like "paper? CO2? what?? Fuuuck, your absolutely perfect It sucks in the way I may be selling/sending out a bitcoin that cost me $100 with a difference/profit of $600 or a bitcoin that cost me $500 with a difference/profit of $200. Idk I might want to keep my less costly bitcoin as it is worth more??? Maybe I'm not seeing the big picture yet is that why my area around my genitals is now damp, a lot darker colored, and has a different smell? Really? You used to be able to back when she was on the PBE before release They won all those contests with crumble? Is... is it *not* Tommy Lee Jones? So many goo containers! its strange how much that makes sense Well see it in a couple of weeks. People right now are just retarded and jump on the bandwagon for some reason o_O. This whole stuff is still pretty new, and I still remember vividly when the Season 2 jungle (or rather, the first jungle rework) was introduced and pros all across the board said that "it was completely pointless to gank now, youd just farm the jungle anyway"... yeaaaahhh. People are just horrible when it comes down to understanding what is OP and what isnt, and that includes the pros as well, which is why its best to just wait every new trend out and look where it takes you after like 2-3 weeks. Just think back to how long it took for people to abuse Spirit of the Elder Lizard back in S3 Do you often thank people you buy shirts from? I was trying to find the best place to watch NACL Is that supposed to be sarcasm? TIL Even hot girls get bullied. No one is safe Not sure if they are mocking me or ... Yes Why did you need them out? They don't look impacted in that x-ray Ill keep that in mind ***Detonating eggs?*** Creeper chicks? M4 is a carbine, engineer only? I was in Branson, MO. My two sisters and I went shopping but in order to get back to the hotel we had to walk up 3 long ass hills, two of them had no sidewalks so it was just rocks and we had on flip-flops. So when we finally made it, we couldn't walk anymore so we took the elevator and when we got in the elevator there were already a couple people in it so we got frustrated and some guy got in front of my sister who was really out of breath. So my other sister was all like "___ stop cremating that mans neck" and I just slipped in the far back of the elevator because everyone just started laughing and I felt awkward Oh man, would you mind if I added you? That spiritomb how can i use that full frontal one ? Who complains Ares is an ult bot ? Why would you want jolly I should really run around in my apartment with the vacuum-cleaner... So much doggie hair everywhere Stop trying, they can't handle the truth Gold > Nu kommer jeg til at afsløre hvilken del af Danmark jeg oprindelig kommer fra, med det sprog jeg nu bruger: *Ork satme æ' osse da for en skidt knejt..* It blows my mind Maybe getting my dad to switch to ecigs while he's here was a bad idea... He's a crab ass today Same here. Except I was in my early 20s. Please Sony, let this happen.. You have Xatu, Wobbuffet and Drowzee.... which I just found a shiny one of £140 is like $200, isn't it? I hate wearing hats so I never buy them, but the last time I had to buy a hat for a foodservice job it cost like $10. Are $200 hats really that common? When he first tried to get in he had 52 seconds left on tag, he then re-tagged himself and kitted around for a while, he had 8 seconds on tag left before he died. If he hadn't of re-tagged himself, he would of got in!!! Wow. Talk about a high tier raffle. You come home to it or... Instaling this shit made my pc suffer, its instaling some bullshit program that are useless and spam chrome Is this developed by you guys? Because I went to sportng.com and noticed they've used the west brom vs arsenal game too. Although they're 2 different matches Nostradamus On a legacy server they only cost me 180k. This was my evil plot. I should have changed my name to EpCYLON_balls lol. Strange Mother of God... Do you remember the syringe pit from the movie "Saw"? well that's what this is like, maybe someone was playing a game..... and lost 230 comments in two hours! Unless it deals with a cause and effect, example: "Because I didn't put my coat on when I went outside, I had a terrible fever the following day". O_O_O_ That's the sound of flash because of mana song being up... is that.. is that lucky charms in a pie tin? Ah I see, that might explain it. I spent most of my time in the Baden-Wurttemberg area, pretty much opposite side of the country. Also I was there when it was still East and West Germany The bacteria I'm dealing with today smells TERRIBLE....makin my eyes water He got gold for pointing out the fact that Will Ferrel is a comedian... ...you first? There are Magic cards with 1400 Power??? I'm not sure I see how I guess I used it just in time. The code worked for me and I live in Nebraska, USA My3ds iforms your Fc is invalid! I know the feeling man. I was thinking of pledging for a retaliator, then looked at how much I already sunk on this game and did a So true..... Imagine a video of the hiroshima bomb. How the heck do you lose a golf cart? So DE on the scalp? How do you do the back of your head? The sign up period has been like, the last year. Wasn't he busted in a public library? Does that mean he was doing SR stuff there? Highly relevant username. Where did you go to get measured There's a foundry upgrade that gives it 50% more damage too reddit NEVER forgets place a glover's led on each point of that What the hell is happening on the left there? Whats the giant frog looking mount in the back? Why on earth would people downvote your comment? It's Awesome She looks... terrified... ...those heels...seriously, what the hell? > I wasn't saying you won't deliver. I was just scared what you meant by you'll MAKE more. Shene, you're a very weird individual dat back tire.... what is the yellow 5 next to your name Yeah, the whole movie, I was just sitting there going "Yeah, yeah, it's the guy who did the thing behind the whole thing, we get it." Then at the end I was like "... Wat. Well, that's awkward I'm pretty good with SEO, have been doing it for almost 10 years. Maybe I can help you yeah, that's horrible dentistry work i wouldn't know what gold league is like Hmmm... a ghost? Something similar happened to my friend but it was a heroin syringe instead of a charm. OMG!! Racoons!! i hope i gave the right egg THAT PINK SHIRT IS LADY-SIZED NOW !!! What would happen if someone got her blue label? What the... Wait why isn't it Treyarch? I saw facebook/twitter and didn't keep reading because that didn't interest me. O.o I also didn't tell them I posted it here! I also don't think I've gotten extra monies... I would be shocked if her non ex fuki hit grounded. This buff gives her corner combos mid screen at the cost of meter. If it were meterless "corner" combos midscreen it would be pretty damn bonkers. No corner pressure needed + air reset left/right mixup.... , The revelations are awe-inspiRINg gold plated AK For a second I thought you had a flannel vase somehow. Mason Ryan ( Even if Abu'l Nuqoud was gay, which they only ever imply rather than outright state, he was still a terrible person. His assassination had nothing to do with his sexuality. But what's your stuff? I can't add you other wise thank you? No nickname necessary. Yes, please do. Sorry I'm a little new to this kind of stuff I did as well I've been saying the same thing for months. Ray Kurzweil, although mad as a bag of spanners, was indeed right afterall. I trust you on the IVs. I just didn't know you could check abilities and such in egg form Wow dude ... you have to be kidding me Mine should be pretty good Rofl. Ye. I'm running off of phone's tethering I can't take this seriously when all the pictures of models for artistic purposes All the eps are free I can't focus on anything but those kipping pull-ups what if Rapunzel was a water bender. get's her hair wet and bends that on top of the element... taxed dogs look so morbid with their eyes all ¿En Venezuela todavía le ponen plomo a la gasolina? Not much left over? Theres still a bunch of games coming out Your eyebrows are perfect! Yes, they do. Sadly. They follow the words, not the spirit. I suspect that they go by the gospel according to Johannes (or John, I think the guys called in english dude is he using lotion Wtf is going on with walmart and fish? I actually did this like two weeks ago needs cardboard. but aweeesssoooommmme These rounds are getting harder to project They match I've lost all hope Holy sh!t, Purge looks exhausted "_" Wait, you have dittos in your Safari... or you own 2 dittos? Or, and this might sound a little crazy...wear gloves? my god thats incredible I set it on computer never loses and "won" twice but the score said otherwise. I thought they were gonna kiss... Just come back around and gank again... or make them play safe and miss cs... my gawd..... Malena who?! Well, I did just say "slightly".... The guy at the back left teleported. I win this thread The first song is my ring tone and when it played I was wondering who would call me at 2 am same safari as me about 100 euros spent :| im more surprised at your 95% winrate holy fucking shit, everything you wrote is 100% correct. That could be your mom... Why they are so many people so obsessed about anal? Palkia looks like it's in pain Yea probably but still maybe it's because I'm TSM fan but Vulcan May I ask how it violates the TOS? Don't be silly! I meant I'd use my fingies **too**!! Lol seems like a lot of people want you to hatch eggs I want to know why /r/MidgetsWithHerpes is already purple you found 5 inner treasure mobs already That sounds right. At least it makes sense. Now, how you can do it without paper? I've read this comic several time, and I just realized that the orange mist around Sue isn't just some smoke or chemical from the lab being destroyed. Its dust from Ben I seriously might drop the dollar on this one. Do you know how to title Yeah, luckily there are only rocks and plants under it. It seems to be getting bigger by the hour. What the fuck kind of engineering DOESNT require a keyboard? Mechanical may use a tablet sometimes but they will STILL need one. This is nightmare fuel This is just really sloppy coding Wait, what?! I'm not a cosplayer and haven't been to a conventions, but I guess it's about the context. I wouldn't really want to be with a young child and have tons of people running around dressed like this. Not sure about calling the police though So... Does this mean I could order an axylotly hat from you? I always thought he said he feels itchy How did i miss this humble bundle? Then what do you use your left hand for? Wow, sure? Charles, Dez, Graham went in the first round and half in all my leagues. And I play with idiots. To imagine that they dropped to at least 30 is ridiculous. panties: $1.50 at target what I just watched? 15.5 minutes without a Carolina shot an odd trend I've noticed is i've only hatched 3 eggs for Japanese fellows, and all 3 were Shellders Joust 3v3 is lower then I expected I must have uploaded the wrong pic or something I read it as "Bronze main" Mmmmmm yeah take it all you whore damn, now I wonder how it tastes Jesé and Casemiro had their chances... You really are everywhere. Maaaaarge~ Stealing trashbags? Used trashbags? Does anyone else notice the blatant spelling mistake? I had to reread it a thoudsand times to make sure I wasn't going mad! I haven't even had this account for a year and a half 0_ 15...wat RS is only about 12 years old God Damn......dat ass Fake sugar? Like the stuff found in jello? That made me really want to go to the gym They're a lot BIGGER than i thought! /r/justiceporn /r/fullmoviesonyoutube /r/trueaskreddit does anyone really care? ....mother of god that music Is he moving his head or his eyes Yeah, the movie mellows it down quite strongly. More of a "...huh" moment than "... Is this actually true? This is creepy... Feels like stalking... SOOO friendly! compared to most places they actually recognize you and have some sense of humor. I started going there so frequently the owner lady's face was " ..there are diecast deals for black friday? 145 places up in dealing with construction permits... A lot of whiskey, no, but seriously why is it showing one picture " ripped out his own eyeball in the courtroom and threw it at the judge" That's why you find the damned ball You just used a triple contraction.... I never knew that was possible We're the only ones that upvoted him the little bow Plot Twist - They already did > Can someone explain his recent posts what. the. fuck. I work at Costco in the UK mainly on the trolleys, lady comes in drives around parks up comes over to me and my mate. Asks us where is Costco. Rayquaza?! The girls in those videos are never very hot and serve absolutely no purpose to the video or song. They just wander around dazed and it doesn't make sense to me.. But hey they've got snakebites so I guess that counts after iaminafrat's link for the lazy... I really want to repaint that wall your mom is a gimmick so no people from TV here? Yeah, we may be rivals, but I felt what she felt... I was there... Wait, wut? It's like finding a unicorn In related notes, you should read the damn books Have we met? Really? I was under the impression that the B4 Blitzen was the top of the line model at the time, only sold in Japan.. They are watching ( my sv is 2397 too Well, it was the heat of the moment. courier wearable Is anyone going to mention the alarming resemblance between that hocky stick and a scythe? Hope you don't have as many fans as I do. Ohh right, completely forgot about nasus. I guess he can do a lot of dmg if he get fed early This is awesome! Very well done!!! Do you have a pattern to share? Uhm, That is the most amazing thing I've heard about all week I've never seen it. My son tries to explain it to me and I just stare at him... What if she was never even in it and they managed to fool us all Fun fact: he was the 6th of 13 children, and did not marry until he was 41, at which point he married a 22-year old woman in an arranged marriage that produced 11 children. Yes, because we're not exposed to american popular media whatsoever up here... What the PC Double XP There is a cat in Hawkin's crew? Shiny Mew much? Maybe PoE will then get an expansion.. 1 new act.. 1 new class... and.. maybe lvl 100 will be achievable but with.. "paragon-like system"...? What? Comforting her brother after his girlfriend has broken up with him means that she has cognitive dissonance? My parent's rescue dog didn't require a home visit oh goodness you're pretty Johnny CASH is the greatest of ALL-TIME I've lived in Texas. They can deep fry anything there. omw! ur rly fast who is this dude? I thought Justin liked everyone Wtf did I just read? I didn't know someone sent free books in the first place You clearly have never been to South Africa So you want a refund because you can't use the camera in SP mode? Wtf? A ring? Since when? I can feel it. Why would anyone want more twitch views cuz of their high rank? If one is gonna start a game on global elite, though he's only guardian level in reality, he's just gonna get his face melted in MM. Then viewer count will go down for sure that might be broken insta kill anyone 0259-1446-6676 sorry, im having some problems showing my friend code here, i just can figure out how to dude, the guy got away If it's the turbocharged version with the digital gauge cluster, and in that good a condition, I'd happily take it - hood scoop and all. This is all over the news, but I didn't know the gory details of how he did it. Holy shit. Oops. I guess without context it is sort of Hannibal-esque It took me a while to realize this is a photo from MLG Columbus in US, not a LAN event in China Hah, check out the wind chill up here Why is GodZ Matt Smith Your father is stalking you, sending more Morons to bring you back into the fold... Big nerf haha Man, this system is *broken* Can anyone please explain the drama That pace from Romain! Why is his face melting? I just got over a cold. I'm glad I didn't read this comment a few days ago Being from the south, or perhaps dumb, I didn't realize there was a difference between the pronunciation of the word "pen" and "pin". Though I LOVE salsa time, every Cruz touchdown means Eli Manning threw a touchdown pass, which is BAD for me. Image crashing at that speed "D-D-D-Did I do something wrong? Wow! A new post! I don't have any toys so I can only conjecture. But nothing really affects me like taking pictures for the internet. ...I'm sure there are weirder hobbies. I've never even heard of Akinator. Just imagine what that Colts scoreline would've been... The penteract eyeball and the projectile look awfully like a one-eyed face I didn't know santa was a bears fan I've heard of this bug before but never seen it in action. how on earth does it happen? i have Reddit as a bookmark i think i will be fine... Cameron Wake tyrannitars's belly is a poopitar Hmm thank's a good deal I didn't know Ayako existed until you pointed her out. An obscure prophet... I somewhat called the Wallace TD earlier too. how do you even do that? like... how? d( I know What is going, on I cant keep up. One site goes to 404 then changes again, another one appears then the cipher on the main page is taken down. That would be...labour intensive Holy hell, 37% Wut. OH CRAP, thanks for the heads up, I better go edit my other comments The same one as me or GAME in general Oh god they are here Old timer told me he once saw a winch cable snap in 2 trying to pull out a stuck tractor trailer. Said the cable swung so hard it cut a guy in half. I was referring to your Chrome theme. The transparency Honestly don't know whether I'm looking forward to this or not. I have Icecream in my basement, why need to step out of it, I don't get it Is it only me or this Torment 6 (highest lvl) seems like a breeze to him ? It's been nearly two hours with no Miatas... that's impossible, unless you're driving a supercar. Wut... Say hello to your sweet and shiny baby eevee I thought he was celebrating the catch. Then he walked into the endzone and i was like That's what I thought too. I just cant figure out what they find so difficult, lol. im okay with anything. any good IV pokes for me to try n breed would be nice since im new to breeding. n wut do u mean not the egg Agreed. Kind of a drama llama situation of posting a good-bye post. Meaner than an actual mouse trap?!? that wouldn't add dps, but make aiming harder...I don't see why you would wanna do that What's with the negativity towards bronies everywhere anyways? TIL glowstone produces particles. Don't go down into these comments Damn Complexity omg i won the Number 46 with the SV 1201 6-9 to hit 90 damn You can sit on my face anyday Is it? I have a free version Before I saw your name I thought "What an ass, I saw this like a year ago Yup, I know. I would say it bothers me, but I have the proud opinion that pissing people off is a good sign. The only thing that REALLY bothers me... Is who gave me the gold and why. "You can't treat males and females exactly the same" - wait, what? Like... why exactly? I see a lot of people saying they get bad FPS but Im still getting 300+ on most maps ^ Can it? So it's not a parody of /r/AntiAtheismWatch? Yeah. When in doubt, just overcast a Force 10 manabolt and whip out the EX-ex ammo. It was not the easiest kill, but not the hardest either. And our hermetic druid actually took over the blood mage's lair (not without a thorough astral cleansing, of course). wait, why didn't you just buy a freelancer pack that has game access Anything that starts with "Dude, what if..." and ends with this face Given many people are raped with their clothes having originally been on, I kind of doubt that. Have there been any studies that state clothing deters rape to any degree? lol a saints game with a Manning at QB I don't ever remember learning about tiers of hell... Haha you sounds like a crazy minority from Brampton its about something that clearly doesnt belong in the picture. bottom row second from the right is a magic wand which is a vibrator Could've done without seeing that. Sessho stands there, stunned. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Fuck that story Like how to get from the airport to the city? ( So many... trades Holy fucking Russell Wilson. Last time I checked the score at work it was 24-0. Come hope to this I think the guy on her left might as well what This tatoo on Eve. That woman thinks I work in a cafeteria! ... then Kimmie be like, " Love the idea, it definitely sounds like a large undertaking though This isnt my channel im just subsribing to him Jesus Christ! Orrrr **knocked the snow off the lamp**... Where can you find the 2013 Wave 2 tins? My local target only had the 2012 tins when I checked yesterday... Look at Zeller's arm Everything! I don't know what you're talking about Yea i feel you on that.. It's just i'm poor and have an odd collection of jello for some reason Neither does your car. Guess we can destroy it. Asumizu barely budges. Is he sleeping? what...is...this Female gun aficionados are equally as I've heard it before. It was about the use of emoticons on the internet, both Germans and Japanese love that shit. How do you spot a German in an English chatroom? Every sentence he writes will have a :), a ;), a :(, a -.-, a I'm always curious where these pictures come from. Like does everyone collectively get together to pose the scene or is it completely unrelated string of events and something thinks, "OMG I CAN'T EVEN THIS LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A DRUG DEAL OR SOMETHIng 1567 plays...How is this possible you really giving it away? I tend to get down voted here..dunno why I keep posting really It warms my heart to see that it isn't Charger fans being the complete assholes in this thread They skin the frog alive those are all shinies? OMG Bora What are Sohyun and Hyuna doing??? Meat department here... So many turkeys lucky! My forehands are almost always faster than my serves Maybe you watched a different Queer as Folk then I did So you bought 10+ pokeballs and caught 10 pokemon in the one tall grass before that tutorial ? It's a bracelet? " you can do that Yeah, these guys aren't friends, I think they just might be mentally ill jerks. Find validation by hanging out with people who aren't conspiratards or people who make a frequent point of belittling you. Wow. Well... My first guess would be for.... Sex? That face is still used? Yeah, my sis-in-law was 8cm dilated before she went into hospital apparently How would twerking not be sexy? Isn't the purpose of twerking simulating riding a penis or something? (Like strippers does) I think it looks cool, like something from a fantasy story! And I've never seen a ring made of wood before, it's a really interesting idea. I understand that some people don't like it, but some of the negative comments here are rather nasty, as if that ring somehow personally insulted some people But what if...what if our scores always average to be the same I think it should Haha who knows what will happen! Maybe LLUB is Bull and in the Civil War there was a battle in Virginia called the Battle of Bull Run. Fallout 4 is now in Virginia OR the Commonwealth of Virginia What. Da. Fuq? That is weird. Haha who knows what will happen! Maybe LLUB is Bull and in the Civil War there was a battle in Virginia called the Battle of Bull Run. Fallout 4 is now in Virginia OR the Commonwealth of Virginia Would that be Nautilus' or Sona's skin? OR BOTH?! Why do I see a lot of unnatural shaped in Netherlands? Unsure if serious or sarcastic dengies have tracer? I like how she ratchets into place like a transformer.... Or just don't leave trash in your car at all. Why are people taking so much food and stuff into their cars that they need a system to get rid of the trash? If i'm ever dragged to black friday shopping, i'm bringing a tazer What??, they are not on an elevator going down to the bottom floor of the ship?... Yeah, let's totally leave out the fact that people can *choose* the plan they like under that second one, as though that's totally irrelevant. Let's also leave out the fact that insurance companies do not have the legal ability to micromanage our lives. But go ahead, just toss that out there as though it were remotely true. Not sure.......how i feel about this Why is this being down voted? They probably are, somewhere At first I was like o_O but then I was like Those legs Probably playing Dark Forces and the first dark trooper rises out of the reactor and your blaster shots bounce off, the repeater shots bounce off... oh shit :o wow, so it is soap bubbles? Funny Wherever the virgins hang out Not sure about the penalty but someone pointed out that this range penalty applies in reverse to snipers---so a squadsight sniper with reaper rounds would only get a reduction to enemies who are too close to him and no reduction at all to enemies at range...I've had 100% chance to hit 100% chance to crit with snipers on rooftops i know loads of people who live an hour apart and our together/really good friends Where do they get their hands on these materials? I WANT THEM ALL AWWW That is really, really disturbing. but so difficult to get unka Passport :/ . And dat cost of living I guess that GSM is more inclusive than LGBT, but it honestly sounds like a cell phone network standard. Lol who downvoted your comment above? Oh!! Well, when do you get out of class? I'm free for another 1.5 hrs (and may be sporadically online at work Last time I tested you couldn't duel fire Staff + Sabot because they shared reload CD uhh somewhat unrelated to the actual post but ignore the massive graphical issues this game can actually look kinda nice Now you get to play the fun game of testing them all. Good... God.... Spectacular Installed anything called a "rave mod" recently OP? [drool] erp...dont mind me... That weed depends if people like the game, path of exile took off with about each card cost from 0.78-1.20$ and it has 13 Giraffes? but what if that max guy is Lebron? I wonder what that couch smells like. Lebron isn't coming. I mean what if the one max-contract player we can sign is Jesus Christ???? only a sith deals in absolutes!! The guy on the right in this picture looks terrifying Wtf...that looks like my English teacher That's what I was just thinking...like we are just going through a timeline of events leading to the survivors beginnings Umm It does exist. as a matter of fact. i redownloaded it today just for fucks and actually remembered my password. Were they all kidding around? I get a feeling that at least some of them were serious There's legacy droid gear? Wow can you tell Im tired after copy/pasting all those links! That was so much work/ Wonder if there is an edit title button, it should be 'loads of sales' not sales loads of Speaking of yellow teeth I went out on a date with a woman who had her two front teeth yellow and grossing looking. Decided to let it slide. Next time I saw her they were white. Oh yeah, Sooyoung too. How do they do it?? Could you please make a TAB for this??? I wonder how many people will be viewing this sub reddit when the teaser trailer comes out... worlds was so fuckin amazing Where?? AN orange tint. This should go under youtubes no cry challenge, or is it already there.. Where do you go to school Yeah I can kind of see where you're coming from with that one in a sense xD But realistically to have something that's considered an actual "nose" you need nostrils. The fact that it's a line pretty much voids out that idea honestly. *shrugs* There's plenty of Pokemon things I thought were something that turned out weren't as well. xD I can't remember what they were though Is it kinda like burning? Because I've had this. Want more.... Holy Hell this isnt very confession bear, but its ok to pack extra underwear. everyone does it unless ill prepared. shit happens. literally As opposed to...? Multiple people can plant together? Oh my god this is is insane. Uh... "ree-jenn"... Because it's "re---generation"... What pokemon do you think he would have I've never eaten a pop tart. To be honest I don't even really know that they are. Is the 3DS XL worth it? I'm currently looking at getting a 3DS but not sure if I should splurge for the XL or not. This Zelda one looks so good though I know exactly where it is. Looks like my parents street. My thoughts exactly How I'm late. I'm a straight guy and it's my favorite kpop song because it makes me want to sing it and dance. I hope so! I was like Its the perfect crime but i actualy got hooked to the podcasts TP Oh god. Aren't these ingame already? I will admit I was sceptical, but then I clicked.....the title says it all..... AND it doesn't count as explosives kill. I was fighting on a supply barge. Killed a cyberdisc over a vertical drop that I didn't have vision on, landed and killed a sectoid. Got a notification saying: sectoid plasma pistol has exploded into fragments. I was like: WTF? Is this picture showing up huge to anyone else? My name is josh Well strangely enough they're saying it's coming tomorrow Lookin for every one That game is what crack must feel like... I did not realise this. I remember that. I was like "Someone's probably gonna come and save us...right? Uhh...RIGHT? Wait, what...but... Someone in my roto fantasy league has 92 (out of a max possible 100) points. OMG... Oh my god Hope he's fine... probably just rolled it That weapon layout is horrible A pack of ramen... COSTS 20 CENTS? woah No... Well...I haven't been hatching THAT many everyday, but a lot has piled up from the weekend. And also people want the SV matching eggs as well so its like double the work. I don't mind when there isn't much to do at home, but sometimes I wonder if people contact the other 2058's. Their thread isn't quite so large... Thanks so much! That seed sounds (and looks, from the pictures) so great!!! I have a similar bed from Costco for my husky, it's seriously comfortable. I'll sometimes lay on it but then she'll come up and stare, > I don't know why I like this and not LotGH's style. Maybe it's because FotNS is so over the top ridiculous I can enjoy it more? :) You're where I was 3 weeks ago with Fixxy the 5 IV scyther that took me 3 eggs total I think my sarcasm detector is broken. Huh. This changes the feeling of my memories of a trip I took to Thailand with my friend and his dad. His dad got a massage every day for several weeks while we were staying in cheap hotels. Really?! I have the urge to go find a good red wine Oh man, I know a full-grown adult who thought the same thing. He even used unicorns as a comparison, "yeah, I always thought zebras were mythical creatures like unicorns..." My 10 year old just started cracking up, he didn't understand why at all. He has children too. Wait a minute... I can pay for my domain name from namecheap with bitcoin??? Comment for future use! ...This doesn't count as spam, does it? Oddly though, I have yours There's a save button? Nah, Dey all ded Let me know when you learn basic logic. To have children and to become an afk pilot? What sort of priorities are those? WTF Umm, I was in a Skype chat for SC2 with a bunch of guys I used to play CoD4 competitively with on the Xbox 360. I played SC2 most days for over a year, and was getting pretty good. Anyway, one of the guys had been raving about LoL, but I took a look at a couple of videos and just scoffed at it; it looked cartoony, and like it was designed for children. SC2 was broken one day though, so I decided "what the hell" and downloaded it. That was last April, and I haven't played a game of SC2 since. ...I just realized that. I read a few chapters and got so confused until I went back and read this comment. DEM CURLS! Played Swain against the donger, his turrets were no match for my....ravens Does MWA only stack to 99 on EU? Left rear tire Happened in the cafeteria so that counts, right? This girl across from my class' table was sitting there, 'subtly' sticking her finger down her throat, and eventually barfed all over the table in the lunch room. Leaving everyone to be grossed out and sit there wondering why she did it. We were all most likely sitting there like wut? i have added you My dyslexic brain made me read that as 'skin' Oops, I forgot to mention that time in kindergarten where this one girl threw up allllll over the tables where we were all gathered for colouring. It was an obscene amount of vomit too and it was bright pink because she'd had strawberry applesauce at lunch. I remember the other kids were going "Ewww!" and shoving themselves away from her, but I was right next to her and just thinking "IT'S SO PINK I would totally buy the Halo one Sleep is for the weak I dont see it How big are yours in the picture? They look like they're 3-4 feet tall NSFW Is that AOL Instant Messenger? "Ableton trigger finger action..." Are you a wizard? My aunt has graves disease, she looks like a woman FA life made me like that The first time I saw someone do this, it made blue fire. ┌∩┐( The Sims 3 feels different to Sims 2, what are you talking about? I'm getting that weird salivating (nausia) thing good lord, that thing is... You dont think someone may have used a tape measure first, to make sure they were the right height off the ground for a car to pass underneath? Where is the hotfix for EU!? What makes you say that? What's Waluigi doing back there? No ... No they don't Wait ALL of those are shiny?? I'll show you just a tickle. haha, yeah :/ that was probably what was in my head. I've been playing it a lot lately. I'd flip my shit if a horker started doing this Seems interesting! I like Dr. Pepper too, it tastes spicey, at least for me. In fact, I used to believe Dr. Pepper was root beer do you have another shiny metang I know you said no advice, but you can train your body to burn fat, bro Really? Who could have missed all the hype in the media holy shit, you are amazing. most of these things you have accomplished are on my **no fucking way am i doing this pattern if it requires >insert scary thing here< This is amazing! I wasn't trying to hide it? Had to read that twice. Well shit that's bad. I also noted Homophobia. You didnt do the ending drums right The entire website is 50% off until Monday You just mentioned it We didn't even have Java or Python. They threw us right into C... That turned really kinky there at the end. whats wrong with a modest nidoqueen? UNLESS ALL THREE ARE THE SAME PERSON Is that pube hair coming out of the sides? Why are *you* being downvoted? I realized the same thing w my DIY juice...I think the amount of sweetener they use is the suspect. I talked to a local b&m that uses .9-1.1ml of sucralose per 18ml of juice HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?! that truck should have pulverized him into crimson mist and bone chips I knew a female Sam...she wasn't gay Uhhhhhhhh. I'm an airhead. Did I give you the right two? I wasn't spacing out Hahahaha! I get the same thing from my wife! She'll say "that's gross" and when I say what do you want she says "something good" My friends has his fingers pointed up while using the mouse Oh gosh, her smile Fucked up people are everywhere. Or a peeping tom ~~Your friendslist. Why am I not in in there?~~ Why must people insist on clothing their kittens? Unlike most of us, they are covered in fur, making the idea absurd and illogical But it's all relative. So a "large niche" may actually be quire small, when compared to a larger niche... Looks like nintendo has some redditors in it D-d-did they.... put it in his ass? Yes, we're processing a VA Loan.... Holy crap. That website is like a russain reddit/4chan for posting cat pictures! wait you can mute people Yeah, how could someone think covering half of the right dogtag was a good idea id have sex with her of course could i get a male and female growlithe w/ morning sun so i can breed n try to get a shiny one of my own wow that's a lot Holy fuck, they're Gabble Ducks Omg, wow... Wow, I didn't believe Hot_Bid when he said that Qojqva is the biggest player on Liquid, but he really is bigger than TC and Bulba Can you read Farsi? "ﻏﯿﺮرﺳﻤﯽ" literally means "unofficial." In my last post I said "It's not an official document" > ...because residential neighborhoods have the infrastructure required for heavy industrial? You can't those aren't bananas... did I ever give you one? The only blue is the sky I tried joining an Overwatch server, how would I join this overwatch server On the last part on what Dan said: wait they DO respond to fan mail? What do you use? Most people seem to go for either silicone-based lube, or body/skin lotion of some kind. I use Vaseline because it's cheap, body safe, and cheap. Although it's a lot easier to put on with disposable gloves, that shit takes forever to clean off your hands with soap and water TIL Hitler was Time's Person Of The Year in 1938... Oops! Yes but who has a 24" monitor and doesn't run it in native resolution? Yeah I was looking at it last night and I said to my older brother can you see that and he said what and I said that face on the wall it's creeping me the hell out. He said ohh yeah that's pretty weird it looks exactly the same as yours lol, ohh that's weird Those long fingers Wow, after quite some time, there's actually a match to my SV :/....=_=.... How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real! I never understood why the drill sound bothers people. Some guys phone number do i go confirm with the TOS whilst creating an extra account to upvote you another time!? I'm impressed that you can identify brand and model from the X-ray.. I think if you're calibrated you should be much better off, but my classmate said that Blurb support told them something like turn the brightness of your monitor down 30%. ( I'm glad I'm not the only one with a clueless SO haha. If there's a problem, MENTION IT. That thumbnail looks like a little like this fella: And it only takes 20 lines of code? whoa Graphicly it's nice, stats awful. It will maul anything Are you wearing makeup?? I have all of them done, woohoo! Now to just make it through all the challenges. Horry crap. Level 100 takes as much as the first 36? I just hit 36 a couple days ago my camera doesn't even go to f1.8 How did you come by this knowledge, pray tell? haha ya >< dunno how to breed it to make it always have intimidate oh my His account is already deleted The Wells Catfish. ...don't get into an accident? I had very sinilar dreams! Cabin1 is not a tiny home. This is genuinely the first time I've ever freaked out a bit over a scary story on the internet. I've seen lots of shit here, but nothing like this. And I was just about to go to sleep as well Oh yes, yes please!!! I never knew there was this much hate for her haha. He says it looks better than any type of gun I didn't know they rode horses on the American Gladiator TV show back in the day. Sorry about that, I saw your number and thought you had requested earlier and I gave to wrong person :/. Maybe you could use an egg I still have and get someone else to hatch for you Uh, personally, I'd way rather have a Herc with huge farm. Really? How? There are two sisters who live up the street from me that look EXACTLY like these two… Did you give me pokerus too!? Then you know the truth Gorilla warfare? I thought wget is par for the course on Linux? Or am I an old dog now... When is the final match to be expected? whoa, what did you compare them with? Broken arms close? What's that supposed... wait... In that thread: Dudes wanting to be their spouse's father. Being a college student, I understand. The fuck kind of PLO are you playing with 5 hole cards? The Bareknuckle is pretty light for a steel frame, but its also kind of expensive Same guy who just bought a Sunbeams TC Doubt its often real. At 8th grade "graduation" a motivational speaker came in and told that exact story with him as the football player and how he inadvertently saved his now best friend's life. Would have been a great fucking story if a different motivational speaker didn't tell us almost the same exact story verbatim when we first started middle school seriously, my eyes literally went from ._. to o_o, and with the last sentence, Ricky Fitts from "American Beauty" Ugh, I've heard that one before...what is it with drama queens and nursing? Those nipples Wait whats happening here Contribute to what? I see no text in the OP She ~~*must*~~ *definitely should* cosplay Merida Dunbroch from Brave Barq's has bite! Still my favorite root beer, need that caffeine Hey! I am pretty new to the Pokemon Trades Subreddit and I was curious what is a Top Percentile Exactly? Does it just mean 6 iv or It's a shirtless dude, is that cute? Giger is responsible for all my childhood and current nightmares.... Thanks for the xenomorphs and years of therapy . I swear they live in the vents everywhere! Wat.... So THIS is what it feels like to have an opener make runs. Damnit India you guys get to enjoy this feeling every game That set is awesome Is it bad that the first thing I thought of when I saw the post was sweater vests? It even works on mobile... Yeah, because that 30 bucks a month is *impossible* to come up with on your own. How'd you come up with this? I can't get WHY I was not avaible, but, ok DE Drake 20 keys? lucky 13. This will be the thirteenth person who has not looked around this thread to see if this still works or not. I do appreciate the help Those sausage fingers ah, roger that, I've gotten that too on a slow day and all eyes are on you That apostrophe. My dad did that to a coworker when saying bye to her on the phone. I just looked at him wondering if he realized what he did. Thanks! I think I want to do glitter brows next I worked at a college in the US where a bunch of dreadlock-wearing trust fund hippies all got lice and were spreading them *everywhere*. Still makes me shudder to this day. I bought most at the exact same time. It was tempted to do the same as u.. But I told myself, buy n hold. Glad I did ;) only regret is that I sold my Litecoin @ 0.014 Um... why do we need a bot that finds links with youtube videos in them and then posts another link? Holy shit I do. A couple are gaming and one is plain. What does the CD add, exactly? the looloo change is so good More like ho ho HOLY SHIT what hotel are u at?! Religion? i noticved, i bred 3 Perfect IV pokemon in the span of a week, i was like i'm a little scared where this is going... That's what I gathered from it too. Do you think you'll pick it up again? Or maybe watch it when the anime finishes so you can just skip all the filler? Also, why is there so much filler ? [too bad More money? He's only doing a 24 hour marathon, not a 3-day marathon What college makes you get a Mac? *receptionist* "What seems to be the problem sir" *dude* *voice vibrating* "I-i-i-i-i-i h-h-h-h-ave a-a-a-a-a p-p-p-p-problem" *receptionist* Drop by your local FFL and ask them if they are willing to build your rifle from a box of parts and then sell it to you? So they would techically be selling you a complete rifle not a lower It took 5 hours to finish BRD? I forgot about the Kiln If...if an adult did this.. It'd be assault. Why isn't it if it's a child? Just now realizing I'm lucky for having the week off Her eyes Calendars. I always get gifted one every year by different people Did you ever have where a particularly stalkerish friend would say "how come your achievements are going up when you are not even online?" I suppose I'm still confused as now there are different answers How did you caculate all this... Thanks a lot, mate :). You got rejected my Durham but accepted by Cambridge? I didn't know how he looked So what you're saying is, if for any reason I'd be allowed to go onto the base at Ramstein, I should bring PS3 games for resale? I spoke too soon!!! I got home from work last night and she destroyed our westies new Thundershirt and jacket. That was $80!!!! Back in the crate today.. 90 new skins That DDT... Wow, your welcome. AMAZING Was a blast(not literally a blast that goes boom) building this awesome castle in the sky. Now I need to start a bigger and better build when I login the next time Required to wear..? Chopper? WTF Played through the entire game and don't remember a helicopter. Thinking I might have to go back and re-play. I didn't know there was one In that case I'm at a loss for an explanation I prefer how my orbital decay azuremir looks Da'fuc did I just watch.... I can't buy cheesecake platters anymore for a similar reason HOLY HELL $200 for a 4yo is a LOT, and they think $500 is NORMAL? Here's the thing that blows my mind about the early American inhabitants. Roughly 96% of them died because of the contagious diseases brought by the Spaniards and English. Ninety-fucking-six percent. The 4% left over STILL gave us that much trouble. If we didn't have small pox, we would still be speaking Algonquian and Lakota and Navajo today. What's happening? Titans falling like rain from the sky. Of course its not about a persecuted people, theres a disease that causes people to hate jews The worst happend last game, invisible nidalee Spears I'm more interested in the sudden inverse of the Steam Page. Whoa, first pic is kinda mesmerizing Yes, but is that before the end of D# or after? it was like watching a pedophile in action and being completely helpless to stop him ...How...Since when can you change titles? And I am grateful for that life. Jesus. WHY? I've done this twice and was sooo lucky. The guy I was thinking of was named Jon. My bf at the time was named John. So obviously he didn't notice. The second time it happened I was thinking of the same guy named Jon but was with my bf named Jonathan (or Jon for short) so he also didn't notice. Unfortunately I'm no longer with any guy named John so I better be careful. I have that same plant hanger! It really depends on the races that can play the redactineer, but right now I want to go Dominion just for the Mechari / redactineer combi. Something about robots building robots GC fired Xelnath because he talked to community a lot A girlfriend? Never heard of that champion. Woah woah woah, you mean the Wizards still remember how to win games? Whoah, Spongebob was right Engine Motor, what? Omg! My day has been made I almost bought a new keyboard.... My mom was hooting and hollering about all of this nonsense the other day, which only made me remember how often she reminded me that she had her tubes tied after me, because she didn't want THAT mistake to happen again... OMG that "eye shutting" move Oculus Rift! Clarification; you're watching 24 shows this season? What line of work is that I have never seen a toilet like that before Is this a reference? I added you a while ago, says I already added that friend code. Congrats on the beatdown Detroit I bailed for the first time on one of these today. Was going up switch and my edge dug in too deep and hit the ground 10ft from the unloading point. Not a whole lot of cover on a slushy day. The bar almost took out the liftie No. You shouldn't have to... How "newly" born is it, if they left a car somewhere long enough to get towed as being abandoned!? >I know two black people ~~girls~~ who converted. How does that even happen? Has it been confirmed OP is a she? das prety op Really? WOW Why the fuck do I find this adorable?! Me too.. So is it even worth starting dorans blade Dear god, the amount of games we're going to have by next mid-year.. $37.35 to ship an empty box. How do people live in a place that costs 1000 a month if they only earn 8 bucks an hour..? And what would it change? ILL BE WATCHING YOU Not much I can say that hasn't been said. The game is gorgeous, the present ending made me go why do you want another HP Ice rotom? I thinks she's a Brit-Pole. Genestealer?! keeps getting error? Holy shit wtf. That would end up being cheaper than my plan to get a 7870+8gb ram for 220. over so fast? Holy fuck when I up voted you it had a score of 1988. Why have a bundle of joy when you're 'goods' are fucked up. sure? I'm new as well! I can't wait to get my match! My boyfriend introduced me to Reddit. He warned me that it WILL take over my life. Warum landet so was in den Top 10??? I'm going to post what my wife would probably say if she used reddit, heh. We got engaged after 3 months of dating. Married 4 months after that. 4 months into the marriage I came out as transgender. That poor woman....we're still togetheer and verty mucgh in love. Its just that her marriage went from a hetero marriage to a big tough war vet with a beard to a lesbian marriage. I live in New Zealand and I have Firered just sitting in my drawer unused with a bunch of other old games I thought you would speak about a babysitter on twitch but now I see a past broadcast of the person your are talking about... what the hell TIL That there are still people on the internet who did not know this. Last time I saw someone wearing a suit, was in middle school. Our teacher had this red suit he wore everyday. One day he got fed up with Jason's behavior and grabbed him and took into the school's teacher lounge. All we heard were the screams. The teacher came back to the class with a smirk of self release across his face. He had these weird white stains on his suit Nice, thanks. Yeah, the R9 280X looks damn good. However, where I am (Europe) the 7970 is about €50 cheaper than the R9 280X Still find it funny. A lot of ppl talk about how awesome muting everyone works (i agree, it's tits), and we're handed a tool that will make us HEAR each other? So your mum let you walk across a field on your own knowing there was a man watching you every single time? And your dad thought that the guy who called him about his credit cards didn't know where he lived so decided it would be a great idea to tell this guy that he could come to your house? They still exist! GIIIIRRRRLLLLLLLLLL I was definitely in some games with you guys, me and my friend (Wes Mantooth) were both up until 5.30 playing And you are still with him? True! U have to run faster when feard I did not get the connection between everything you mention in the title Not everyone lives in NA? Department stores get Black Friday.. We get Christmas Eve Yep, I'm starting to suspect my own doctor doesn't know about it, because in all the years I've been going to him I've never been able to get through a pap smear because it hurts so bad, and his only suggestion is to 'relax' (I'm fucking trying, dude) and that maybe we can try doing it under anesthesia next time. She's bi...and why would she cheat? That's not really how it works. When a trans person is still in denial it isn't something we go around talking about. I was being a man, a VERY manly man. Like to a ridiculous extreme. You don't just go through all that effort then tell people the first date you might be a woman I don't know about you, but when I have sex I'm naked I like how a few weeks ago when the whole business with incarnation was up, people were discussing about both his ban, but also shook's and some others, saying that people still shouldn't be unbanned etc... But then this hits the front page If that's what I have to be able to do in order to be rank 5000 I think I am content with my current rank for now That art... is that the dinosaur from one of the Turok's box art? At a bar, a girl walked up to me and said,"You have nice teeth." i have that shirt I added you already Hm, I forgot about the thermodynamic reagent which costs 14s What could he possibly had built by mid game to stomp 3 people with cooldowns? Anesthesiologist... ( ANd where else? Actually watching the episode now... It's tradition. Traditions shape people ...More moon sugar than skooma in this case? Saw her there too. She took a break from directing crossers to yell at me through the open window of our car and inform me that she's "[my] sister, mother and brother too" What if ALBW was in more than one timeline? Wait, how is this not allowed? He got extremely lucky F-Zero GX... Holy shit, its like you're me and my exact thoughts I make...winds? 100%? so your game just freezes? TIL that Libertarian agree with us Socialists about the GMI... why would you invest in HP Evs "Current" fiancee You have probably misspelled something in your code. Organic blues records Can we stop encouraging this please... Nice 'story' I'm kind of shocked at how many people in my neighborhood are participating. holy shit, pld looks like neal caffrey from white collar A fumble that isn't on the Lions? Guns or a simple way of making fire.. Not sure if I'd want those condoms. Better name for abortion pills I guess I would make THAT-chips from ThatCorp Integrated Circuits... He looks like an old Matt Damon no.. where did you get that from? Ok, did I miss something ? What is the number next to his gold ? 88 orange something... is that some new currency ? what's wrong with your river? Wtf is she grabbing there? A Shirt? A cat? ah ok thanks. Any idea what that is though? It's weird and i've seen it before in Death match Hey, I sent you that egg by accident Really? Was he big? That we dont have thanksgiving Very nice tie you have there. Well, obviously I'm not going to touch someone else's blood. you can get a pc for under 600? Ditto from pokemon, think of the possibilities Fuck. This makes me think that one of my coworkers has gay feelings for me yeh i usually run at stable 80 fps and now im down at 50 Jesus... That's fucked up beyond belief! I knew just from reading the headline exactly what scene this was going to be. So brilliantly written, acted, shot, everything. Most awkward dinner ever. "So...what else did e tell you? Did he tell you I had an affair?" Is there a Photoshop-guru in the house!?!??!? This is so pretty What version of windows are you running I hear ya ! I undocked and suddenly saw that ring pass me by and went WTF was up with the trailer for The Human Centipede 3? What surprised me more was how slow Faker's ward jump was. I mean a flash juke becomes a 50/50, where as a half second ward jump seems really odd on such a mechanically gifted player OOC: I think I might be dyslexic in real life, I read that as house I was thinking about that too. Without our mistakes in the first half, the Packers may not have even scored all game. This is terrifying Thank you very much! I don't know why none of your trades earlier were showing up for me, sorry about that. How would they know when they were off their period?!! I'm part of the problem Agreed. We let the Americans have access to our stuff I guess. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick - I'm visiting the states in December. I'm kind of concerned they won't let me in now. she didnt happen to transfer to a school in Oregon did she? because there is a girl who has a nasty scar on her throat at my shool Chinese in both ears but each is different Why call it Strafe then? for some reason the 1st time i read this i didnt notice anything wrong with your word order, my iBrain just autocorrected it. so weird Didn't see that one coming Nope. I kinda wanna go back to play that, but... PS4. You are now my third favourite redditor Black women and South Asians I believe. I may be wrong really? Cool, I'm hoping when they port it, that they'll do it as a GoTY edition. More than likely I'll buy it on both consoles anyway, I do that alot with games. You can clone Pokemon in X/Y? What HOW WAS THAT NOT INTERFERENCE [](/raribeam)Good, thanks! I'm about to go have another meal Thanksgiving in the US is much more serious than up here She looks like she's seen the end. Not even the children were spared. Wow thats GAYYY Maybe people forget that these weapons were made to be used, and had a purpose. I'd put money on that the last kill this rifle had was a lot less pretty than this! (the rifle has 8 tally marks etched in the side Don't bother. These people are professionals that are world renowned linguistic geniuses. Beethoven's/Mozart's musical instincts wouldn't hold a candle to these people... much less any peasant singer. I just made this photo!!! This movie has too much plot Thanks for the share. I'd like to think my outlook is very similar to them. I can't imagine having a $100 million business though. I've still never seen these links before this post. And I'm on /r/litecoin daily. What if you twos father is the same and your families are both his other family and reddit is bringing families together. You left off the part about the 2,500+ subscribers Haha most definitely! Unless you and your spouse are weird like that. TIL /u/Quouar is a girl. You can vaseline after or aloe vera gel. If you keep getting bumps, you might be getting ingrown hairs Satoshi? That's a big sweater. This girl is perfect When have people starting confusing mousekeys with some "AHK" thing all of a sudden I think I quit playing around the time that I got to the wyvern ...TIL baby turkeys are actually cute. you did quite well my escort job called for a guy wanting to play with a banana Haha no fuckin way - how? You might consider actually letting him out Fun Fact: I ditto'd her Pokemon, and a lot of then don't even have four moves. Oh my Whats with the queue? i feel the same wtih nasus Q That user name.... if I wasn't wet already am i allowed to ask how you find out your SV on this thread? I once had a lucid dream when I was aware of this. I decided to force myself to punch fast and hard and woke myself up punching the air add me please Ah. Yes, in California I can and will change my legal gender. Luckily here you can not only change the usual legal documents like drivers license and passport, but can even get your birth certificate changed without surgery. I haven't yet though, and my license still says male, with a picture of me with a mustache How on earth did I forget Frankfurt? Explain? WTF! how much fail... You replied to my comment dat slow-mo laugh Your friend only own 1 champ ? Why is your screen blinking with eggs? I will fight for you I hope there weren't any bitcoins on that hard drive... I mean this is great and all for ATLA but... LOOK AT ALL THESE OTHER FUCKING MOVIES Actually because of the item limit (I am currently at 6 items with the next upgrade costing 500,000 stone She looks nothing like Miley Cyrus. Do you need attention or something? I was so confused for so long reading this. I was like why is this man complaining about beautiful women? Then I realized halfway through that the author was supposed to a woman... That's a really good idea! I'm just super picky about the bottle shapes. I like when all the same shape are together! Which is why I go slightly crazy when brands change over their bottles. You can shower every 2-3 days and not stink That is so, so weird. "You can't be a member of no religion, you have to believe in some kind of deity, and if you don't pick one, I'll pick one for you." It's showing 17% off on the product page, just not on the front page How much does that cost and Is all that for one person ? Wait a sec... did you take these photos? What if the NSA have him the up votes to encourage his irrational thinking??? Eh? Are you sure you are giving me this? which specific carbink? Neutered or not? Holy crap someone has 3062. I've got a friend who was looking for someone giving away anything with his number, can I get that one from you for him? I want to know how it's 6kb It's even the exact same URL. Everyone gets so mad about this...but isn't the intention to make the attacker lose? I mean sure a shield is nice, but if I can just get the trophies instead that seems like a good idea You want exactly 6IV?? When it's childhood love, those are the hardest to get over. I feel your pain Taker Shelter Sci-Fi OKAY! I AM ADDING YOU AND GETTING ON. I'm on right now we are actually going the opposite direction and creating more genders somehow Childhood first crush, family friend's kid and school mate. He was kinda mean to me once by pointing out what his name was because I always called him by his family nickname. (I won't say what it is because maybe he reads this Wow. What a mind fuck at the end. ...but you have the same speed in water as on land in GW2... A pig, have sex and get a 30 mins. orgasm I've said It before, and I'll say it again. I'm so glad I wasn't part of that fight That wish protect thing is a pretty good combo. If you think *that* is tight butthole, I'd hate to see what you think loose is I live and grew up in California, USA and have never heard someone use "parkway" I've owned one gap product ever, it was a gift, it is that sweater. For removing her mask, you pay 975 RP (her regular price iirc). I dont know how much it would cost to see her naked Makeup? Never noticed. I agree, beautiful and interesting. Also, WTF because how the fuck are these from our planet Why not check min. sys requirements before spending all that time. I now I wonder what I missed " Hopefully a toilet Stove was on fire. Does he not need to give you his insurance number? Asian? You don't look asian. I can't imagine the heartburn the poor mother had to endure. cum bags Maybe we end up killing the gods and becoming gods ourselves Doesn't believe in God = Removal of MATERIAL things....super Christian of her. So many things. Too many things. So far I've made orders from Fortune Cookie Soap, Little Sparrow Cosmetics, and Darling Girl. And I've got $65 worth of Shiro products sitting in my cart waiting for the 20% sale on Monday. And I might get sucked into some other stuff. Is this game any good? Texturepacks fucks with you The top picture appears to be better qulity than the lower picture. I need my eyes tested That's not wtf, that's actually quite amazing! Never heard of a zit on the shaft.. Right next to the Masons knockoff (•)(•) = The guy is insane. If he shoots 55% in the next game its actually going to bring his average down OOC: I scrolled down, and then had to keep scrolling This is an Austin Healey Sprite. I had a love of British sports cars and I had a Sprite and a '69 MGB as my first two cars. ...I'm from Dalas TX. ( The things I would do to that ass Long hair is so beautifull baby just mugged Duncan It's very strange to see that Summoner Name since my last name is Dix. WOW!!!! I also have a small black dot from a pencil but on my knee. Was doing homework on my bed, tried to adjust myself and ended up stabbing my knee with a mechanical pencil. When I tried to get the little piece of lead out with a kitchen knife, my stepmom yelled at me for "getting blood on the knives." OMFG THIS IS AMAZING I MUST BE IN HEAVEN You online mate? Answer: I have no idea Thanks! I actually get that relatively often; I think there must be a conspiracy or something... But the case is green, not pink so I guess this means that soraka is good all-around? It does? Hey, is that by chance a Pierce The Veil shirt? ..how do you look like Isaac Clarke..? Oh geeze, I don't have any answers for you, I'm going through the same thing lol. I had my glasses off yesterday and I looked in the mirror and I was just like "oh dear... I have boobs. Seriously, who buys all of these simulator games? Won't the virtualizer be a thousand dollars more? I restarted and got to the point where I tried to use Disk Utility but it won't recognize the hard drive. The startup manager doesn't see the hd either. Next step will have to be time machine when I get home. anddd blood on the dance floor. im serious i just cant see how you find hello kitty puking up unicorn porn auto tuned entertaining. and people who are against gays because they find it "gross", yeah i find dog shit gross and im not trying to make it illeagle for dogs to use the bathroom. and if your gonna say "well shitting is natural you have to do it", being gay (or lesbian or bisexual) is natural too and you cant stop it (just like a dog cant stop the need to dispose of waste). i cant believe i just related lgbt stuff to a dog shitting and im for it up plz acutally its 30% yes Maybe ESPN is watching us. How tall was he? I have a legit copy, and unlock all factions mod, i played bactria at the end he admits to needing it why ranch dressing..? I can see this. I can see him thinking it was a ground breaking idea too I've been meditating without even knowing I have Could I give you a male cause I'm ran out of females Have you seen the sit-down function the Virtualizer has? why the downvotes Will do! Sorry for the long wait. I've been getting 4IV ones. I'm getting really annoyed now That feel ;n; I got a doll for Christmas when I was 4 but I had ripped its head off, so my grandma and crazy aunt assumed I must be a tomboy and decided to buy me plastic dinosaurs instead... every year for Christmas up until I was about 15/16 Ok, so I'm new here, and really want to play the game, but I have no clue how to play it. Do I get the base file first? where? then do I 1.1, then 1.2, then 1.2.3? or do i just apply 1.2 then 1.3? where are the download links? This isn't in the FAQ Sometimes makes the cramping worse. Its a rape whistle. How do you remember your login?? How are they digging a 1 high tunnel forward? Really? Ohh. Not even if i add a lucky egg? It's glorious I just assumed it was a joke. They would have to be joking to suggest Microsoft hardware, right? Right? Wow. Where I work cleared 163k today and 92k yesterday. Damn that's impressive (> i thought this was obvious Im not the one who went on a paragraph long asshole rant against a total stranger for pointing out blatant racism in a shitty webcomic. You're a real white knight They promised new splash arts with the VU. It got delayed, but they said a few months ago that they are working on it (approx. ~6 months ago), since nothing happened, maybe riot is waiting for us to forget it What can I say, I'm naive. It was only a few years ago that a friend pointed out that Nina Simone's lyrics are riddled with filth, and I was shocked to the core. Sweet Nina Simone? No way, surely. Oh, hold on! Laser surgery doesn't put lasers in your eyes Wait.....Are you the friend?!?!?!? Scarlet get off my reddit I picked this up at Best Buy for 30 bucks and I have never played Skyrim before and I am in love with the game. It is so gorgeous This subreddit has drama? Ma è una notizia vecchia Yeah, SpaceX showed up for a career fair at our school and the running story was that they wouldn't talk to you if you didn't have a 3.8 or higher. They still had a 40 person line of people waiting to talk to them. HAHA Watched that movie for the first time yesterday! That couple is freaky as Motherboard manual, not from the case. Saw the two on the left at first and thought, oh that's neat. Then saw the rest What? Ok, just have to mention this... Me and a friend of mine did some factory solves... And ended up with a 18.35 The first one? One GTX 760 to power 3 monitors? I am so shocked right now Black jackets? THE POT! RES plays HTML5 what happened??? Is that a Japanese Diddy Kong Racing!? You almost missed! How does Sheever have more rating than all of us would leona's sword on the "Leona Del Rey" art cut through your hand as you hold it? How the hell does a rumour like that even start? Nobody caught on to that? Europeans still do that, just not too much on reddit because its mostly US dominated and people dont want to get yelled at/have their internet points taken away. Rest assured, however, the US are still considered quite the joke by what Id say is probably the majority of people over here I havent seen an account 10 minutes old that happens to enter a giveaway on a sub with 60,000 followers...unless theyre only in it for the prize whoa this is weird.. how the hell do you know me This might sound weird.. but anything having to do with my grades I usually just try to kill off using a joke or just telling them to butt out. I get "unusually high" grades so when people ask and I tell all I get is I'm silver, recently i duo'd with my Plat I friend (so my teammates were high gold/low plat). And seriously... Those people had no clue how to play league Some of the stuff on that Tumblr... What is your IGN? I have so many people online on my game! Yea my ex would think I was trying to complain or something In Finland the webstore I use to buy my components i5 4670k is four euros cheaper than i5 4670 Yeah but that ult That might be stolen Yea, sorry, I'm not gonna be free for a little while What phone is that? I want one! Its IIRC I should have JSTOR access, but my university screwed something up and it's still very hard to get in with your university account, but I'll definitely look into that! Also, thanks for the used book tip, I feel really stupid for not having thought of that A LITTLE? That would be...glorious. My alcoholic unemployed ex boyfriend got engaged to his woman after three months Why unfortunately? *thinks to self* "oh that only took all day" *looks at reply to current top comment* "7 MONTHS!?" I realized I post on here way too much when one out of every 15-20 games someone says PINGEEPIE FROM REDDIT? "People of reddit **with one testicle**" one gender too many 10 euros a year? That's amazing Wait, weren't you already the resident black guy? Ain't got nothing on Sins of a Solar Empire... ...... Wooooooooooooow....... "Occult" by definition is hard to find. So reddit is probably not the best source Why do you say it's blind support? Strange... I'm currently on a 256Gb 840 Pro with no issues whatsoever. Thank you, I'm just learning SFM! Wish we could do this in-game. Absolutely amazing Oh god. Right? It wasn't like I was a sugar daddy--maybe the other guys was, but I can't see the advantage. Maybe transition--*maybe*--she had meant for me to open the wrong gift so we would break up. Really it's not so bad. You could've said you murdered someone or something like that Mind blown Oh god their children.. Apparently I'm gay and kidnap children Wow that's so much fertilizer ~~ Oh the finals how do i get one ADD PLEASE U dont want magicarp? I'm not saying anything about them being DDOS'ed in the series. Just presenting the way to beat them because of their amazing stomp Room enough for a two man team I got the exact same, except in french, 1 week ago ... IN BELGIUM?? Why in the woods though? >Was he just isolated from society since birth or something? How do you guys laugh at walls of text? more like Out of nowhere I just got 8 pms from the past 24 hours Added u dude wats ur ign? you are ridiculously hilarious, everything about this is hilarious. i wish i knew about this to contribute to making this happen because it's amazing. also all your hair is fabulous and this video makes me want to be your best friend I'm not going back on anything I've said, Rainbow houndstooth I would add you back, but I seem to have lost my 3DS at the moment! :O id actually like to know what im watching there You don't wanna know Well you didn't restrict them either Greedo did... I googled it, but all I could find was Warwick Parish in Bermuda. How original! I've seen Starclassic bass drums go for close to 1k new HOLY SHIT, this is something I have thought about since I was a little kid! No one bought a sightstone. No one. I'm not mad. Dear god, not this argument again. Ryan Dunn and Paul Walker have something in common weird... maybe we just read each others posts, or have competed for villagers before. Or maybe... we met in a dream? I did the same thing with a friend of mine when we were around 10ish. Just thought we were being cute and silly. I have no idea what happened to that disposable camera I read this comment twice. 403 forbidden imagine all the thing u see in 140 years That's her mop wait. There is a 'rate matchmaking' pop up are they still there under the blanket in 3&4? I had that board too; It was so nice being able to jump from an AGP 9600XT to a PCI-E GeForce 6800GT...damn, GPU branding numbers have come full-circle since then I dont even have that stuff in my country, how exactly does it work oooowwwwww As mentioned in the video, I'm not quite sure why its working It's a spot light to see when we were working at night Connection from you was interrupted for me ouch, what team did you use ..how tall are you guys? You mean Union square? Cause if so... wait does this still work So if I waited 3 years I could've gotten it for maybe $299? Imagine what I could've done with all that extra $$$! I didn't even know this was a thing. Ehmehgerd, just found a Zunimassa's Pox Seth is not an ennemi of apep? Deman is the best! Head on with a MiG-15? I live in cumming also I wanna see Lenny Kravitz rolled in the mud That Sackboy one looks so real Mine is green... Wtf. Can't find this option in Synapse, either. WTF did the chinese do to Bart Weird about water? XiaoXiaoo....you've traded like 50 pokemon Is that kg or pounds? I didn't see any negativity No...it's just the *implication*. Why would i have any reason to betray MELISANDRE IS SECRETLY A DUDE. Same here but the whole family was in the room Helis are easier with keyboard imo, dunno about jets but I keyboard for them aswell. That is a lot of blood for a cat bite (I would think). Did you happen to take an aspirin or something before it bit you? Oh I never knew that. That is weird. I went through your comment history and it shows up there. It's not showing up in the thread for me Is catching them like a real thing? I probably wouldn't get any work done if I were to. Where do you live? As opposed to Assassins Creed which is 100% reliant on counterattacks? EDIT: Wow, front page! And now my highest rated comment is about highest rated comments nothing happend Apparently we were the only ones to notice that. ~~The real question is why you would mind control a sorcerer's apprentice backheelona... OP is creating some seriously fucked up shit One might almost think they're human! ( I'm not saying they abuse them In half a year it will be 1000 with title of Resurrected Veteran or something like that if it continues like this.. It's not ?!?! The hacker hacked everything and even tweeted out some of Nades Paypal info.....22k a month from twitch Imagine Were-spiders Why would someone consider buying an expansion (that's not even released yet) for a base game that they haven't already bought or are considering buying on its own? You have no wishlist You have no songs Not sure if sarcastic or serious. $5000 I just pulled 1 when rolling an account for my tablet, and then beat the first 5 dungeons and rolled... and got a 2nd one Where the heck does this even come from? I actually don't get it. Have these people never been in a hospital? Do they know what the uniforms actually look like? It boggles my mind Your skin is fucking flawless! I'm quite aware, however this specific Reddit post was about high skill champs. Am I wrong or are both of your posts irrelevant to the subject? He grabbed little Vernon I actually looked -__- It's a magazine for nudists, it isn't awful. Just lots of man-butt Vincent, why are you stalking me Wow THANK YOU! I've been opening them with the alt WHAT THE FUCK? That is the most evil thing I have ever read. How do you know I have a dog?! To my knowledge, very few men shave their legs, so no If I said that in a polite mature voice she would look at me like Seeing that screenshot raised my heart rate. Trying to beat that level on veteran... 0 speed on magnemite? I don't believe it, this can't be real! Oh I am enjoying them, I probably shouldn't have committed karma suicide so soon after joining Reddit (I am now 10 in the hole Thanks. OMG! It is the most beautiful Pokémon I've ever seen But iPhones don't have f12. Damn... i just read the rule... But i said i was a breeder to Sam! I don't know if you fixed it. I dont have the link but I read somewhere that if you create a new Windows Local account that is an admin it will work...and it did. 20:00 Dec 2 UTC is in ~19 hours from now... is it so hard to name all champions? the cartoon episode is called Vitamin of Growth. Could this be subliminal health message to kids Who the fk is Koji? Were an illusion Shit, this is too phat for /r/littlecorgibutt because it's a big ass You actually liked Oblivion more than Skyrim? Female Archen (4IV is fine) and female Ekans. What do you want for them? Maybe she determined she couldn't trust him. \\( DOOFUS so wait...if you played Ross he would automatically die? I remember this. Clean work Look at the delete button. This is OP Who's to say what is and isn't gold these days? For all i know *this* is gold... Yes... of course he was referring to the brown *garbed* people... I came here to say this exact same thing. I didn't even notice... wow. 7.62x54r and I found some nice soft point rounds. the exit wound on that thing was a bit gory More than Dumbledore? If you watch Microsoft JumpStart seminars, you'll hear the trainers say things like "I'll just bingle that." But by that logic does that mean girls beat us (pun!)? WOOOOOAH Contact with *what*? What's so good about gold anyway? Please give me one more. Only one more piece of gold didn't even think about it...all i see is "nty" in all comments I actually never noticed that I had one Gible that was so terrible ahh.... shit how the hell do I know how many books I didn't rent. Just think about how many books I could rent if all I did was rent books. I want your wallpaper... AFAIK, those don't go hand in hand? You can reduce volts while increasing clock [ But then you are in 770 Territory I told my grandmother who has dementia that last Friday was Black Friday, and she got this super confused look on her face, and asked, "What is tha... black people...? why is demonin korea Did someone seriously give everyone gold on this comment? That first photo is beautiful That's amazing! That's very (un)lucky. Why post it 4 months later then? Xiaoxiaoo, your team of shinies is insane Pie Birds was probably related to the comical aspect of the episode. I don't even know where to buy those. He's 75-48 Lag Wait... do we? What about? Your safari is showing up as Psychic for my game. I didn't even know there was voting for this. Where's Wildturtle? Shouldnt he have been chosen? we lost every fucking racks than suddenly 5 players dc'ed. i was like "wtf thanks for that. its cost me a few btc to see this Asked a girl when her baby was due. Double palm - face... She replied I'M FAT! !! That's a lot of parachute you're a weirdo Since when? I got lucky! I just got a female. Damn. Yesterday it took forever What's the point? Does she want the wool to smell special or something? I thought Lugia is water/flying? Things that deep down under the sea might as well be aliens It's a mechanic That was... Why don't they work on it themselves? huuuuUUUUUHHHHH?! ...how the hell have I not heard of Vagrant Story b4 That's extremely fucking weird. Man someone really wanted that team dead. What is happening here free gold? Play Satan > If I said that in a polite mature voice she would look at me like Wow. My daughter, when she was about 5, came downstairs in the middle of the night crying. She was rambling that I had to "Save the little girl, Mommy". I asked her which girl and she said over and over "The little girl fell out the window and shes in the yard. Her legs are bent in funny ways and someone needs to save her.". This went on for like 3 years. Goddamn. ...... Wait it was/is allowed?! 80? I finally achieved to make a minijungle biome for my witch doctor (a little square under the house) and i don't think it surpasses 50 jungle grass blocks. Is it really that much?? Good god, I wish a set of tires for my car was $300 What have i started But it's the first thing that you research My thoughts exactly. I was interested in seeing this who is this shadow character that apparently has some "beast form"? "What is this amazing world?" And NBC filtering... Do you ever leave the house? Please get rid of the fingers Wow. So, basically, bounty hunters who work for free Plate is just velcroed in in the center so it gets twisty sometimes Someone made that joke to my face once. I just was like, I always thought he used to be a pro Wow. I'm in love Yeah she cheated.....ONCE ....... No wonder these meds were making me feel kinda funny Ahh yea. I don't have implants, so maybe the weight of the implant is the issue. You also have a very small frame at 5 feet. I get you girl! I'm sorry you've had a bad experience. I come from a family of women with large breast. My sister is like a G, I believe. She's been thinking about a breast reduction for years now. Holy Crap... I'm starting to think the same thing actually Apparently, it's a common misconception I think im becoming like you Yes sir Sorry for not following... how exactly did you make the jump from me saying I'm willing to pay a little more for products in exchange for convenience - to "implicit threats of market manipulation and horizontal integration"? I lost before beginning Fast Hatcher! took less than a min! "When did I subscribe to /r/askserialkillers?" Oh, you! Wait, why are you disappointed? No you don't Wait... he threw the rocks because those guys had already assaulted him? How is that justice? wow... that wasnt doing that before I earn 1,87 euros per hour and I'm happy with it. 16.50 sounds insane ... Why else do you think this show exists? Ooooh, that's good to hear. I have one bra that has these little beads on it, didn't think it would be a big deal, but I'm embarrassed to wear it with most shirts because then there are these random bumps. Or are you a cat that's a ninja I'm going crazy! He said tide lol? I knew he was a good fighter and relatively successful. I never knew he fought when there wasn't a 155 division Seems like adfly is still down. While bored, I typed in /jEwS just goofing around, and holy cow... that link works. Why is your cart so low to the ground Those eyes! ...was that edited in? I don't recall seeing it earlier Them last scenes looked like it was for an actual film! This is definitely going on the bucket list. Looks amazing Well it was either when I was 8, 9, or 10. Probably 9 or 10. Anyway I had this friend and he is was a dark ( not black, he was more close to tan ) and had black hair that looked kinda brown. We used to listen to the naked brothers band and role play the characters on the tv show. One day ( this didn't just happen once it happened multiple times ) his mom ( same color as him ) decided to send us both to the basement and watch Alvin and the Chipmunks in their pull out bed that was in the couch. She put the movie on and went back upstairs. Now, I have no idea how this whole thing started cause it was like 3 years ago or something so some parts are a big blur. Anyway when his mom walked back upstairs he decided that we should get naked under the covers. I had no idea why he wanted to, I haven't had the talk yet ( still haven't had it even though I know everything about sex, masturbation, rape, etc. now ) and I guess I just thought it was all gonna be a little game that kids play all the time ( I don't know if I thought that or not ). While we were naked under the covers we both got erections ( my first erection mabye o.o ). I knew he had an erection ( even though I didn't know what one was at the time ) cause he got out of the blankets and said we should play a game. I of course asked what game we were gonna play. He said I don't know and then we both thought of a game. He then said he thought of the game and taught me how to play ( this is where it gets gross ). He rubbed my but against my butt and then he put his dick ( his head really ) into my but then I, stupidly, put my dick ( head ) into his butt. I had no idea what we were doing and I actually thought it was a weird game. Now this is the part I remember. He was on top of me and he asked if I wanted to have sex. I not knowing what sex is asked what sex is. Then he said uhhhh...kissing. Then I said okay ( I have no Idea why I wanted to kiss him I was such a gay child, lol. ) and puckered up my lips. He made these eyes someone took 802 already DREAMING I don't know any lesbian that would enjoy that much penetration. I had to read that again. •_• wait, what Maybe it retracted from shame? I dunno, that whole pic had me going How many what? But if all of this is a complete mystery to him I'm fairly positive he shouldn't keep that money, never accept money if you don't know what you're being paid for... HI! :D Yes it has been a long time since I have seen your username! My boyfriend and I are doing as well as we can. Christmas won't have many gifts but on the plus side we will be together! I am trying to crochet him a beanie... wow lot of work lmao. I only have an inch out of the 9 that I need to make. No we don't need anymore greifers, a friend of mine blew a tank up and had to pay 50k for the insurance How did he hang them? It might not be so heavily trafficked in vanilla. I have a mod that spawns random groups of NPCs along the roads and wilds. I'm pretty sure the Stormcloak and Imperial patrols are vanilla, right? oh were registered already I am 19 and I look exactly like your 17 years old picture (fat-wise) A $70 GPU that gives you 300 fps? Hahahahahahhahaha. Pretty sure you pulled these numbers either out of thin air or your own ass. (Or both I wish I had enough money to buy atleast one of them I heard byears can smyell when women are having their minstrel Those are beautiful! Blue Flame is blowing my mind a little bit That's really impressive. Why are you talking to yourself dude? Looks kinda silly, nice to see there's more whips though! Didn't know 2 guardians spawn in it's place either wait...The Ocho has unicums? ummmm, no. I have not done this. That's a bright window When was this Almost forgot about this giveaway! Wait what... I had no idea there were so many guns in Canada... Or maybe it's the cemetery in which he'll get buried once he's been murdered? What...is....is this real life? Where the fuck are you located and how much does a plane ticket from here to there cost And its 2013 Oh jeez, you sure you want to trade magmar to me? Oh. ... Should've just put down /sarcasm. Honestly I thought it was a typo. If George had hit that 3 Dem graphics If Aila gets shot in the face this series will having gone to a very hardcore place in the gunpla toy model competition ...my laptop has started speaking to me...I think it gained sentience Well, I'm eminently stalkable. My Santa retrieved me already, and I have a not-tiny NSFW web presence. I owned up to it in my bio rather than worry about it coming out of nowhere upon Googling. Sorry, Santa. Or, you're welcome? I'm so How 'bout the Giants ? Madara looks even crazier when colored Methamphetamine's are a hell of a drug Those graphics Yikes :) Thank you for the detailed explanation, but I will definitely let KER do this work for me. Seems to be working for me still. Quite surprising for Poland and Ukraine, too... io vedo l'arrotino come copertina.. Did I already give you your egg? Oh dear god Oh god. 20 minutes TIL about the Jakarta Great Sea Wall. I have water but wrong froggy I wasn't even going to **buy** one, but if THIS were one of the options, I would have no choice There doesn't appear to be a rope or bungee cord around her. Am I the only one who likes a finger in the butt while everything else is going on? just sugesstion, remove dat hair cap, hair extension, and her crown? This is the only real concern I have. Not everyone dies of old age, who's next?! Yea but is that in the benchmark? Because i can get alot of frames in the benchmark, but then when i play it will drop to 20fps in battles. It used to drop to 15fps on low Commenting to follow... But Irreversible indeed. I don't understand any of this Hrmm... my bf is the same. He already has FFXIV though lol and I assume that's the same for your ss. Dunno about Steam or anything, since a lot of people play FFXIV on PS3 now I see 1 cat Why noth both? > tappy huesday I don't know how to thank you my lord ...Really....? preworkouts....godamn them. ...or be facetious? Team A by far. Lynch and Charles on the same team Its weird, I craved plain hot dogs like CRAZY in my 1st and 2nd tri! Nothing on them...just a hot dog...and bread Oh, gave me a heart attack for a second. I thought you were implying Maison had megas. I went to a really fundamental Christian high school, can confirm insane bullshit. Our science department teaches that all the evolutionary human fossils were hoaxes from atheists She could have ended up with quintuplets Well there's still the option of the Parrot... Voted, hopefully it wins so I can finally motivate myself to finish reading it I have no idea what to snap Woah, what? I mean, that's what casual is for. You mean including bans in a mode that isn't League? Only problem is the way hirez has their matchmaking, spreading out players even more=bad. They don't have the playerbase to keep splitting more and more players. Have you seen Ranked arena participation? I had the exact same problem, just untick "Remember this account" in your launcher, that let me log in somehow I never notice the price of raisins fluctuate At first I thought it was about Bill Clinton why do you have a veno flair if you hate playing him Hmmm... I did indeed gift you, but that wasn't what I ordered Fucking sexy I've broken a metatarsal and a metacarpal while climbing. I was SOOOO lucky!! $150 a day on film and processing? Seriously? That's like 20 rolls. wow im an idiot......driving around in circles and the egg isnt even in my party Well I gave it away as an egg. So the matching SV must have hatched it For the love of god please post after pictures or I will never sleep again!! The more I read threads like this, the more I realize how vanilla I am WAIT, AM I NECESSARY?! Maybe they invented the perfect circle Deep purple anyone Chinese tofu soup, seriously. I used to smell that crap 30 meters before I got to the stand selling it, it became a habit to hold my breath on that part of my commute... People EAT that! Because it's supposedly tasty! how can you forget you have an exam? Yikes. Playing Walking Dead while humming song... makes everything better Agreed, and actually the build I just started using only has a single skill in tier 4 or above aced i read this as books and ' worm babies' ... Fucking-a There are apparently 6 Santas within 2 miles of me...and I live in a super small town holy sh*t 12:44? that's so damn long. Ok.. I admit it's WAY more a Spider-Man thing. But X-Men are weird exceptions, what with time travel paradoxes and alternate realities! Almost as bad as DC movies!! ...from inside you. That would be a GREAT IDEA One time way back in high school, I didn't wear my usual mascara to school, and this boy I was friends with at the time asked me if I plucked all my eyelashes out. Not even....a goddamn....game. If you've been cleared for surgery already that might be an issue But what if... they're actually just here in the NA as spies before the Battle of the Atlantic? Yeah Haha! Please do I felt a slight and sharp pain down below after reading that... i created an account on reddit just to comment this : OMFG IM SO EXITED I'd just like to say as a PC builder with a husky cross.... please don't get me yet more cables That defense I kept hoping for some indication that she was being sarcastic. Alas, I found none. Assuming your game goes on for over a thousand years... "have them convinced"? Wait. Meaby... Perhaps... I might be the monster myself! Hm I actually want to get a prime lens with a large aperture. I mostly take a camera around and take photos for leisure but i ultimately want to use it for recording videos(dslr is a budget option for me). I dont intent to take much telephoto shots. Weight doesn't bother me but I want to get one under the budget that has a decent quality. Any suggestion base on that You're being downvoted for giving correct information? Where's her body? Trade ya, man. My guy's amazon wishlist has nothing under $100 on it and he has a seven comment history. ...What is going on? Do you make that noise often? Playing Ymir? How did you play so much yesterday?! I checked the leaderboard at 4pm, so 12 hours into the Tagpro day and you'd been in game 9 hours! Wow what a wall of text. It must be true I for one will never understand the short sleeve crop jacket. What is the point? where do you guys watch anime where on earth did this come from??? without context i can't even fathom why the boobular shape is being fondled like that Just after I watched The Truman Show for the first time. Fuck yeah! For only 14.2 mBTC. wow..what a bitch god exactly the same reaction I would appreciate an add! Obviously not, why do you ask? What a twist! are you me? i think i just met my double Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were on here, wouldn't have spoken for ya if I did. I was not aware of this rule.... Lets go with the finger, otherwise i live in a big ball sack. 7.4gb of ram Mogwai KFC has a buffet option? Hey! I'm back and I TT'd to Rudy's moving date and Sylvia is in boxes. Is this really your first time learning of Flying Fish? Wow.....oops...So should I just take the post down...or what? Now I want Christmas-y beer. so does your nose such tiny feet I feel for you. I literally just got back home from visiting my boyfriend (missed first flight, spent the night waiting for the next flight, "voluntarily" gave up the second flight, finally got on the third flight...waited at the airport for a solid 21 hours That must have been a loonnnng torso .... what are you talking about? lawl My first thought was at how bad the graphics looked like, then I realized what they are TOTALLY!!!!! AND YOU COULD SEE HIS FIRST THOUGHT WAS, "OH NO, MUST HELP SAM. How could she not know? I cannot wait to hear about aliens. How? Seeing Donny as Joseph was my first musical ever! And I was obsessed...Way way back many centuries ago, not long after the bible began... When I turned to the actual bible to read my favorite story (Joseph) I somehow accidentally came across the story about the two girls up in the mountains who get their dad drunk and sleep with him ha ha it blue screened while I was watching Me too... AND my name is Alex did you read my post? I agree, although the top of the tree comes apart kinda weirdly and I started noticing it Wow. I'd be shocked if your aunt said anything about my grandma so confused right now Is this a rap? My alias is sneak Yeh, not saying that it makes *no* sense...but thanks to the orange shirts, for some reason I immediately assumed it was a wacky TV musical about a group of quirky juveniles who through a variety of shenanigans wind up in jail requiring them to wear sexy wife beaters and then one guy can't take it no more so he tries to escape by climbing up the prison wall and at long last finally grabs hold of the boobular button ensuring his escape and thus experiences an orgasm of freedom What??? I said it loootenant ( I'm flattered but I'm really neither of those How did that nest get so smooth? In the end CLG always wins from 27 down............. You look exactly like my cousin. Or maybe he **is** right and Riot are in fact all psychopath Chuas. I was about to say... ah, how timely a thread. my week old L1520 dropped three feet off my desk onto a tiled server room floor today. DAMN! It's my first year and I'm up 37% and thought I was such a baller Multiply it by 10 Today I schedule uploaded 13 videos haha, that'S two week right there recorded in one sessions Oh my gosh, thank you OP, I will never do this. what is this ? How is that perfect? It's missing HP? Is there a reason that one would NOT want HP? Then how did he/she download minecraft in the first place is that.. an HG Red frame below it? Wow, good luck! That's a lot of cookies. Now everyone and there mother is going to be doing this I looked That shit is so annoying. Hubby will be like 'WTF are you doing?' "Pussy bubble." What is this stuff, exactly? I'm sorry this happened to you. I am sure your giftee will appreciate you and love what you sent. xoxo A "friend" recently took it upon their self to snag my Christmas money out of my wallet, (after I went to the bank and planned on shopping that weekend). So I know how you feel. I hope you have some sort if proof or way to get your money returned. I had none, apparently physical proof is what I needed, not visual proof. First of all, as pretty much everyone have already noticed, the girls look amazing. I used to do all this but in 2003-11 I watched her went from ass to mouth trying to get to sleep and get everyone as i can already held back 2 hoursss xD people keep coming Create a new team if everyone left? I got this email yesterday as well, but my birthday was in October. Wow, I really didn't expect Fiddle/Rammus nerfs I actually got goosebumps by just reading it! * I think the one I gave you was missing the speed stat. it had attack instead. DO WANT Their suitcases or his, though? dont have. appreciate add though if you take a look into the seller's feedback, he sold another one and that buyer seemed happy about it The closest Sephora's to me are all beyond 120miles. I have only made 2 orders but they were both online and within an hour of eachother. The first was me buying my husband cologne for Christmas, and the 2nd was my husband buying me something. 2 separate orders for secrecy. All this makes me too paranoid to order again Is it just me or is the disc drive of that mac being squished under the weight of that gunpla? So epic shot through lava i have 2 matches Aim down sight. Surprised nobody answered this already I say wends-dee and I'm 20 How is his dad dying a spoiler Ok, but I hope you're there in 30 mins *insert Simon's screeching sound here* Imagine a Giraffe coming at you, wanting to hug you like that, whilst screeching like Simon. Bloody terrifying Jax? At a disadvantage? I was just watching a vid on clouds. And it's just like: What's he doing this looks nothing like- WHAT IS THIS BLACK SORCERY I haven't yet. I would prefer not to have to have it cut out since that would probably leave a scar. and if I go bald someday I wouldn't want a scar on my head Yours doesn't? WTF did I just read? Grampa's reaction No, you can not and please refrain from posting comments like these He survived Remind me not to invite that dude to any parties. Had no idea it went as low as 16 in that many places The background is sideways, I don't know if that's acceptable I didn't know that was possible I have this issue every time I hear "well, he got a job in [another state] and I wanted to be married before he left"... why? That should not change anything, I expected you to be faithful because we have a monogamous relationship and we agreed to try long distance, not because of a piece of paper. Truly, the paper is a matter of title and law, it's got nothing to do with how committed I am. I just got mine yesterday! Im hesitant to even open them. What if this is what sony was planning in the first place? Has no one ever tried 3-in-1 coffee before? For real? I have, I was just under the impression it was a credible theory Holy fucking shit Seems so, but I think he never did that before I've never seen you post outside of /r/tf2trade You don't have public transportation? O_O No taxis, buses, trains, nothing? Poop?... It looks stoned Haha I did it just so there was no confusion. I believe there was another thread earlier today where someone said they don't know what time zone they're in I don't know why but I had it in my head you were steering with the right thumb stick... Young OLD ... Thumbnail makes the cover look like a baby hearse Well we don't know that I DON'T live near you, do we? I first played 2nd Generation, which is still my favorite. I still watched the Pokemon 'Anime' when I was little, when i was like 4 y.o. I could name all 151 Pokemon in the right order Same here Well don't I feel sheepish. I thought Mbps and mb/s were interchangeable... You're welcome. ...why did I not think of that?! Geez, those are some hideous flags right they've got there Dude, I love pine trees. I hope he has a diaper on, while you cuddle him it only took you two months! So if anything, this thread further reinforces my stance on never having children. Wait... she had a pool? Did not need to click, just had to read this ....How does that even work Why did this get downvoted? What if I'm from 1989? How do I know who's my partner? what What do you mean? You guys can't see the 3 pages here?? Cause i sure can.. They never stop running I haven't gotten a trade from you yet I thought rate only handled downloading files from the server woah.. how come i didn't know about this before I created two accounts on NCsoft and applied for the beta on those but the only emails i recieved are verification emails when creating that account. I didn't get anything else. And when i created those accounts and clicked on REGISTER FOR WS BETA it said that those accounts are already registered for beta Oh, my gawd... This is literally the worst control scheme I've ever seen What is a megacoin? For some reason the full color sleeve makes me want to lick his arms are you red? That's a ton of meat Officially How you did not read the answer posted 8hs ago? Who was the person in the epilogue She looks Latina rather than Chinese Oh GAWD you're not alone..... At first I was like The live preview shows the entire URL So a LoL player can't stream Dota.... and ? Tried to add you, but for some reason it tells me the FC is not valid man, this .gif really got me. 25,000 gold Easy! I'm not looking to have my soul devoured tonight I know that Goulet Pens sells and entire kit Wait.. He has a wisp.. His big toe nail.. has a hole in it.. with my tongue. Misread pennies as penis Second to last pic. Oh lmao... im a Guy.. thought it was obvious he said no? if you enjoy battles feel free to challenge me any time. what's in that egg? Today I heard a man ask the other person in the store with them if they want any lotto tickets. Ringing him up and continuing my work determined that there was nobody with him the entire time...He also asked if we (a convenience store) sell any bullets. What do y'all have in that there trench? Looks almost like a teal or foreign shade of green from what I get in both sativa and indica. Jack-Jack Man It's okay :3 Take your time...I'm at my bf's place right now, so can't really trade until tmr ...I grew up in Jersey. It's 2/3 times Why is this even a question What did it say The bubble may have burst by then. why the white hair This is absolutely absurd wow, 10 dollar shipping mine work fine i just got him for brandon knight. i was just sending out feelers, i didnt think itd go through Oh my god. The things i would do with that.... wat Was it just me, or did it end pretty abruptly? They came back for the encore, but then as soon as that was finished everyone turned around and started heading for the exits. I was just like *"erm, we're not going to try to get them to come out again!?"* Thanks for leaving a reference! Glad I could help. It still amazes me that we can guarantee shinies like this. Thing is, I'm asexual and I don't get turned on by twerking. This is just on another level Ehm no Appa died I think there was a lot of really good improvements to the gameplay in NV from F3. But I still remember the first time I came out of Vault 101 into the wasteland, in real life I was like My dad's name is Alfred...he has a twin sister named Alfreda Those are frigging adorable. What the hell does that even stand for? it's... hypnotic is your TSV 3665 A month? Ya know I've read one too many negative stories about BTC-e in the last 2 weeks. I promise you its true Holy... That IS a shit-ton of yarn Wait, wasn't ninjaken subbing for TSM? I'm confused now. I may have missed out on something So wait, we have Kurama who is literally ninetails <insert troll face>, and Hashi and Yamato use wood All these people talking shit don't realize op is in video Someone allready said this sorry out of friend slots I wonder how empty Reddit would be if Moderators deleted all reposts... Did you intentionally leave out their teeth? Looks sorta creepy and hilarious at the same time. And the woman in the top right mirror reflection... What the fuck. good. You are very lucky!!! ( Where can you input seeds Thank you! It's my cake day? i never win skybattles, because i always forget that my only flying pokemon is my hmfly slave pidgey It's 48° out here Awesome man. Thanks for the encouragement. I'm on day 1. And that's bad? There are people who check NA GM every day What, so I swipe my card *here* and the moneys comes out of *here* Very seriously considered the presentation of my own dead body after suicide, I wanted everybody to see I wanted to get back at them to hurt them (im ok now btw great story!! I love the ones where the last couple of sentences make you just Madic... do you post this in every EUW down thread? Don't care, it's fucking beatiful... Oh yeah, yep, mhm... Bombay to Bangalore is 1200kms How the hell is he supposed to review stuff if he can't show it!? I don't even think many legacy players even got that far That's because he is a slave. What has that got to do with parent's embarrassing kid stories? ....maybe. Just maybe.. This is why Starbucks is so expensive. They have secretly been preparing for the war.. You know Malay? You're scaring me... Yah, sure felt like i might die, one way or another wait what... no its not... i know its gabite and dragonair but i not sure of the last one... i heard that it was noibat. it IS dragonair and gabite. ive seen it with my own eyes Did.... did you give someone intestines as a gift??? What is this, i don't even... Next 5 - 10 days... vegetables in my diet... Aliens? That's the evilest thing ever Oh that one Demu counts as american? 123 likes? How does he even have 123 friends Hang on, that wasn't Satan in the audience? Are you sure she didn't lie to you and actually has that stuff still in there and is eating it like yogurt? Wattt D Phuck !? Lol I dunno. The option? Why would you assume "rather intriguing" is a British thing? I live in New Jersey and use both words in conversations all the time. Really impressive Ok I should be online then...and we can trade. I don't know what exactly we are disagreeing on, however Yea neither would I hey uhh. i'm trying to open trade with you.. but ur not responding -_-;; um.. yeah. I know we all looked at he boobs, but can someone tell me what are the brown pepsi, and the red and black pepsi? and the white? WTF how many pepsi you have maybe you are the monster Lol, I just looked up McLovin on Google Images, and holy crap, I can definitely see some similarity. Oh oops! You meant Zangoose, right? I can probably get a female Zangoose for you All showrs and not one grower, I'm a little surprised I see you have my favorite pokemon (beside bulbasaur xD) to give away I mislike having my picture taken....unless I'm semi-nude. Thanks for clearing that up. I was confused TIL a steering rack replacement costs as much as my car... American football better sport than normal football? I don't like the loss of elo power :\! But perhaps the era of elo is finally gone? Speculating Weird Clark's Besert Doot? Could be Riot's marketing team massing accounts to downvote you. But... why? If we attack you, we are going to bomb you with Nuclear Weapons to make sure you don't get Nuclear Weapons. Somewhat divergent from the question...I remember reading that children before a certain developmental period can't differentiate between themselves and their surroundings... everything in their surroundings "is" them, kind of thing. I wonder what that is like... Unbecoming everything and being left all alone! Odin&Ares? What did your question have to do with anything? I did the same thing. Now years later I wonder how often they thought I was having a different kind of "fun" Fuck that.. full homo. Just look at it! A tissue that used to be sticky... Wow! Look at all those one-pounders How did you make that loop OP? Maybe that way he could finally have sex... Is your SO me? Maybe you should ask around. oh im sorry Can you imagine? He'd pair up with the Firelord Oozi Goddamn. That's my entire life. No, it is not, but males are way more common then females that too..... but at a constant tone That's weird ...at least, not at this ridiculous hour. Holy shit -- 4, 9, 16. Astounding bust to hip ratio If that build can kill a Level 50 Gunner in two bow shots, I gotta get in on those mods how do you trade without being friends Super strange. Dunno Don't know what to tell ya buddy. I've done several trades starting from this thread today How fu*king peasants can be so stupid I'm going here. I will be in this country. I can not wait Alright did you add me yet Gah, I'm sorry Oh ok, but for keyboards like the Sidewinder X4, it doesn't list the price from newegg and stuff Youve never worked somewhere with fridges for lunches? Good to see things coming together, but I can't wait until they start trying out new features again. The last update was amazing. is that charmander for me That is not what I was expecting at all sorry about this, this never happens to me and instacheck wait its not working um.. i dk why ur switching eggs around I had to read from the top to even understand how this had any connection to a hair cut what so ever Yeah, I know how to counter. Just not sure why I was dying OHKO not everybody's TSV match you know. and if it gets taken, it gets taken.. it's just an egg It almost covered my shipping, gooo Newegg! Should have had my brother let me use his Amazon Prime Yo. I'm done with work! hmmm theyre pretty cheap.. Yeah, as an African, I've always been very confused by this. They're Americans. Sure, they have African Heritage, but I have European Heritage, and I don't call myself African English Really? I'm not seeing any alerts. Wait free? This reminded me of something I saw on Twitter recently - 'Every year we unknowingly pass the future anniversary of our death' LOL that flop by Bosh... I expected more Karma for an 8 year redditor it is? How the hell did we go from Super Bowl contending Texans to... this? Noah already has 7 rebounds does rotom have hidden power ice Me: Holy crap they might knock the glass over back there! Like you, the only thing I've ever bought from walmart.com were neocash cards. I recently got an product recommendation email from walmart to buy a men's scent control jacket. I'm a girl... I was thinking "ohboy ohboy ohboy ohboy" lol either way it's hot but-- 4 kids in 5 years That would mean today is actually 2 days... But the anchorwoman's face though! Uhhh...looks like I have a 23\0\31\5\31\1 ditto haha I have just landed here, but I have yet to be introduced to your leaders "Sensa smell diet"? So true. I felt like I was haggling some stall-person in the night markets of China! Yes, I would also like to know no nickname please. Oh you're On?! He has a lawyer, whose name is Godwin. And he deals with internet law... Dark Souls 2 isn't even a next gen title. is that a portrait mod? last time i played my characters didnt look like that /r/headlesshorseponies needs to be a sub Is it that big? holy fuck-mothering shit.... There are a lot of Clint beastwood's on steam All gods have the same big boobs and is not the point Your art is all so beautiful She has a hard-on Um... Did his hand clapping give him away? So, are you like an expert on everything Maybe they had 15% body fat, and were just REALLY muscular. Dat profile. WTF What did I just watch " TIL Shanghai = Stephen King's The Mist. I do Fairly sure my replies will be met with downvotes... My comment history should reveal that my opinions don't typically line up with the hivemind.. thank youuuu Really? No one ever expected him to get a starting spot over Ramos/Varane/Pepe Hugh Jackman? Damn, that is a perfect set of breasts you've got there. terran players/streamers are in exctinction right now...you should have to wait i guess and watch Demu... Maybe *earth* is Nibiru my mom's face cream. Sweden? Since when is Victoria's Secret not about making money? Wait a minute...Did I saw a tank without a helmet in a one piece armor ? How they managed to break a vacuum?! lets all be weird together Died in his sleep...no sleep for me ever again how do you even see the view It arrived! :D And it works perfectly :D registered to both my account and my boyfriend's (mine is Dutch, his USA) and bought assassin's creed from the US store since it's 25 euros cheaper geez, this sounds so CSI Why would we want to spend more time farming Myth than we already do? Why would we ever be on the news... That kinda looks........ exponential At first I was like So... touching a black girl's hair is a thing in the US? Does it really happens often? I am afraid. Very afraid. Where did you get this photo? I'm still experiencing some disbelief that it's real 3.10 euw will crash Oh god... So I have to learn how to use like 12 more skills? Brand loyalty to the max, yo. NO WAY. NOOOO WAY. WHERE ART THOU LIVE? Funnily I have blind fired LAW over e.g. small hill, behind which I knew was tank, and got hits so I don't know then Does that wash off My Vyvanse is actually making me have to go less because I'm eating so much less. you're an online supermarket? That looks the result of a nasty lightning bolt! Did he/she piss off any deities recently? This could be a warning shot! Wieso schaut man den ganzen Tag Phoenix PS4 launch brought me halfway through level 18 in 1 weekend. 93 sound shapes trophies in about 10 minutes. I'm not weird! You don't know me *yet* at least. What's your favorite movie, type of animal? What's fewd How did I never come up with this? I'm picturing a trailer with an eerie voice calling "Me Tie Doughty Walker." I'm scared already Yep yep! I actually signed up for reddit back in august when my sister told me about exchanges and secret santas.... I wanted to be ready so I wouldn't look like I signed up just for the exchange. That ralts was for my gf "de fleste" ja... Sir, I must respectfully disagree... Gents isn't capital capable? I'm confused... If you're the OP, who answered me earlier? At first I thought you meant "races" as in Mexican, Native American, black, Asian etc... Thats a load of my mind, nothing to worry about Sundays game. Okay so..I'm at my Drs appointment. And I'm actually going in for a c section today, right now. My girlfriend, who is 21, got asked the other day if she wanted a kids menu Glass isn't going to be that expensive EVERY THREE MONTHS? My question is whats really going on in the picture Thanks for informing. It was fast. Sweet piece but I get the feeling that eyeball would trip you out when really stoned. Or maybe it's just me I got the chills from looking into his eyes D - 3 former world champions in one group You said it wasn't about looks.. And then proceeded to give advice on how to improve your looks.. Did you look at the new knc miners? $13,000 for 3 Thps Wow... SO Dalek Caan was in the exact same position as the "war doctor" and both decided to do the same thing Uhh... I always liked the Mazda RX-8 coupe/sedan idea cool. It's a coupe, but it has 4 doors. Awww that's cute...but some of that singing Going bad? Does that really happen often? It is the end. Hmm I'm interested in the Shroomish and Machop. I have 2 Kabuto actually...one has egg moves and one doesn't lol. Used shiny Kabuto to breed the one with egg moves I don't know how I should feel about this. I thought it was obvious. does that mean any time i use the card and swipe somewhere i take a $2.95 hit? I have two Kabuto. One Kabuto has Knock off and Rapid Spin. One doesn't, bc I used it to breed the one that does have egg moves Who cards someone trying to buy superglue? lol I'm sorry. I might have to reconsider machop, after seeing his shiny Dear lord. Is the Xbox One really that much shittier than the PS4? WHAT?!? Impossible to be jealous of this snowy hell I'm in I get that a lot too. And on my arms. People just pet me on any exposed skin and tell me I'm smooth How did you remove city names and zoom out that far? the ashton kutcher and steve jobs one threw me off Yep, I was perplexed Rapid spin isn't an egg move...? What kind of RPM did the PTO run at? Erm, the sentiment is good but I honestly thought I was looking at /r/cringepics for a second chipoltay.. my god people Sure no problem :) I'll be online for another 1.5 hrs, gotta catch a train after that. Yep i am a caster for the Greek Starcraft community ^__^ casting so much better than playing I actually have all of those Sorry buddy oh yes...that build of yours got me to masters...well maybe you are right Yume dunno nope, it's before february otherwise you'd only have 4 days I also did this, before .22 so no science points. My thermometer measured -14.1 degrees just before I exploded. wait....what? villain? Okaaaay...we can do that. Where is the trevenant? I thought she did great in The Philosopher's Stone "mummy have you seen my jumper?... Amazing pulls. i didnt learn what 4chan or /b/ was until I was 20 ..... He literally said all of those things already i dont rly care about 2k RP or something... I want a GOOD Server to play every time i want! hmpf! Haha, if it's cold in my bedroom I feel I'm not doing enough on my PC, but then I just turn on the heat Same slogan here in Chicago Do people actually pay attention to the music while having sex? if hes feeding dont give away blue that will just give it away For the record, Shofu is my hero Do you always wear that jacket? Why are you dating him Dogs just like im so lost T isn't next to p. What happened At first I thought after he landed that the ball was his decapitated head. TIL I like being raped. Assassins Creed is real... Where was the cop? Do I need glasses? is that flash that bad? I can confirm it is simple, just a typo. I find turning name plates off has a bigger effect. Also necro post Just imagine how tierd we're gonna be if CoD champs is in LA again with the final taking place at like 7 in the morning Is is just me or did a part of his head come off? You could tell this story wasn't real. What religion-salesmen offers to help you around the house I don't think I've ever been somewhere that cold Mine would love that netflix understands me Jesus you went far back... 40% That rhymed! GIMME VODOO AMUMU! Hahahha they are bottles of colour-lies!!! Ok. I think what got me was the angry birds toys. I'm also right behind you Wait, captchas are possible? yeah i didn't get any e-mails from carbine AT ALL as well... nothing. I'm not sure but perhaps the beta signup on their page is broken cuz when i registered an account on ncsoft few weeks ago and clicked on BETA SIGNUP it immediately said that this account is already registered for it thanks so much! sorry i was a bit slow, doing a giveaway at hte same time Why was the police even called in the first place? Wow. Maybe they're assassins?! But why would they advertise such a secret sweet. Well wow I just played a ladder match against HueHueHue Because maybe others can see.. 30-27 from 2 judges OMG what???? TNO was deleted But but but what breeding pairs do you have and 5 iv NoDak 1596, look at that glorious Drilbur! The TARDIS was already there at day one. This is crazy. Didn't even see that line at all. I used to listen to Preston and Steve but I can't find a radio anymore. Is there a radio app I PMed you when you posted the first time. All things gaming, where did I learn? As a child I had no friends...... So yeah "Hunt missed the VERY BIG TARGET that is Silva's head." - Anik Where do I get those friends? Level 38, Careful Harvest female 31/31/31/19/31/31 and fully EV trained in Hp and SpD w/ pokerus and spanish. I...do not think it has any egg moves Richard Alpert does not look any younger... ANY younger Damn. It's okay... I didn't wanna sleep tonight anyways.. my friend got me hooked on those. too Waiting for more a curfew? What kind of game had a curfew? Did someone actually say that? In his defense my sisters friend used to take me to Victoria Secret to watch her try on bras. Hahaha, I can relate to many of these, and you are better jet fighter pilot! Keep sucking dude... Now I feel awkward When you out it that way it makes sense. I think I totally knew that too So you had no games in your account? Is your friend me? Because that happened to me Hmm never heard of it im not offering a charmander btw im asking if your charmander is 31 hp or 3 Well, but if it's closed, what am I still gonna feel? Fisting babies... because it's tradition. so well over $10k how did you find a pic of me? For the pricepoint you should be building your own and getting a dedicated graphics card, like /u/timearley89 said, head over to /r/buildapc. Don't be intimidated if it's the first system you've ever built, it's really not that hard. You'll be so attached to your rig after it too (well not literally, not if you built it right anyway How is it problem with Sivir and not problem with your mechanics? "The uploader has not made this video available in your country" --- first time I encounter such a thing in *Cambodia* of all places That actually was pretty interesting. Seriously, some kind of viral marketing company or something should hire this man.. I mean, imagine announcing an actual product that way. So much hype Wait... since when can I reply and vote on deleted comments well last steam sale i got for games for 10 euros I didn't know my comment would get so many upvotes I just did it to a guys pst that was over 14gb. How did you get from Ubi to 7 Me too! Just call it something else people won't cop on to it Hahaha, that would be me!!!! Yes, I have learned in the polish world if you see something you even think you like to buy it. Tomorrow it will be gone! Hahaha! That's probably why I have close to 800 bottles! It really is fantastic. I think I might like it better than my genevers... NO thanks When not on camera, Dave actually has to put a few weights on the end of his ponytail to counterbalance his giant balls. It's just how he rolls The reflection of Neo is different, too. Normally, there isn't someone pointing a pistol at his head. Yeah, you can just turn on your SV checker or whatever cant you? Growing up my biological dad always told me that I was descended from kings. He always claimed that we can trace our lineage back to King Erik the Red of Norway! He woukd show me pictures of castles and eligible princes at the time Quello che fai è incredibile! If your name is bunnysoup, but you don't like bunnies, does it mean you enjoy drinking bunny soup? Thats Lodas only facial expression I've been Plat/Dia for the last 7 months, and I've never heard anyone say this 110 hours for just that? oh it wasnt a shiny FFS, even when I try to mind my own business...... finally a decent looking sivir splash, but once again wtf is up with Riot and making all the women lean over Minecraft + Civilization (5? or whatever) Oh yeah? Well I'm two dragons! Also, Yeah I definitely want that rock Am I the only one that read the post My uncle is a former member of the IRA and is here illegally. If he is ever sick or in the hospital it is all payed through cash by the people who brought him over to the US. I found this out when we were going to visit him in the hospital for the 20th time or so and he was there under a different name every time... ...Why is there so much empty space in the top of that gif How are you spending $400 a week? wow. The 6th pic looks a bit like Prof. Sycamore What a fucking dumb person then... I have that same desk. Wait, why is everyone hanging gis? What's wrong with folding them? I ask myself the same question! Sometimes I think it's because I got used to the craziness that is our relationship... Also sometimes think it's because I get caught up in the "you're going to see you're wrong someday" mindset. Which I know I should let go asap, family members even think this shit could get me killed I ask myself the same question! Sometimes I think it's because I got used to the craziness that is our relationship... Also sometimes think it's because I get caught up in the "you're going to see you're wrong someday" mindset. Which I know I should let go asap, family members even think this shit could get me killed Now if this game could stop pitting me against players who already played quite a lot of games and know what the heros actually do I would be sooo happy. Seriously, what is it with that matchmaking hahaha I know that's right! am I the only one who heard "pentakill" at the end? I need an adult I had no fucking idea about all of this I guess I'm weird for wearing the same "nightshirt" for a few days huh? I'm not sure how I would feel getting livestock. Even if I liked livestock. Holy shit!!! I remember seeing both of your names! I definitely agree with you. It's one thing to show her as teenager with needs, some of them being sexual but they've taken it too far. In 506 "Movin' Out" Becky said she wanted to see Artie's "purple mushroom." yea only 8 hours 46% of the ppl on here are Americans the other 54% of people are the ones I'm directing my posts too - majority. really? let me check my male I am now. How am I supposed to check it? Hopefully it's slower toward the end so you can start cleaning/picking up before you officially closed. Although, there are always those random people wandering around looking for a register a half hour the announcement has been made that the store has closed Thought the same thing, right at the bottom of the list, episode 1 - 2014. Haha well taking a break from the serious, I've seen a few like that here in our papers Well, this would be awesome While walking home with my sister I notice something ahead of us, I can't be sure what it is until my sister yells "money!" and starts running for it. But as she starts to run I realize I am much stronger and taller so I...... Trip her and dive onto the piece of green gold, 10bucks in hand I look back at her crying and decide to let her have $4.50..... it's like some sort of real life Harlem Shake He's a senior and still on junior varsity Yes they do! Hmmm do YOU have neat handwriting? once again disgusted with video games catering to men ^ this reply makes no sense at all Wh...why not? HOLY SHIT I never use lotion O god with that stache its even more troll I got a guy friend who took 30 temazepam and drank a whole bottle of vodka and survived This actually happened? His first video of the game inspired the strongest urge to buy something I've ever had. That almost never happens. The other videos about it didn't help either... haha I was trying to - it says I need to go to hockeybot? who what where n why?! What are you even trying to say? " I'm totally shocked about EG and Valocity changes lol Did Destiny trailer even show anything new? Oh man! i missed this totaly! FUCKIN BIG THX TO MAKNOON FOR SWAPPING THE CARDS! Otherwise this epic game didnt happend! Just you wait until you see the wurms in northern Frostgorge. Those things can moonwalk without legs It was probably banned for being so lame Thank you for your discretion. Haha. I need to put in more time but am caught up in Arrow right now. YW Jake... WAIT A MINUTE This had me going "Elephants are very nice" until the sleeping part lol wtf, headbutting penalties? And, two of them! A boy in my group has played the game 718:19 hours... maih gud... ¿did he sleep? newark isn't in New York? But neither Thresh nor Orianna are humanoids dat luck So do I just... Say something? ( whats with the first one's eyes you're their human Do you like Corvettes? 100% Phishing email! Blizzard would never ask for Username or Password, not to mention your security question skinny people fall from gymnastics all the time Why is it green? are the the passerby? OP is your dad Oh my gosh I just looked him up and I remember finding him at 100 subscribers... I had no idea he actually blew up, especially not that much Wtf? Why is he in hell? My match lives on the other side of the country (USA). Who is this? No obviously the first rule is we don't talk about law school >Is it an original story or an adaptation of one of the games? And I didn't know Postal had a movie. Apparently the game had no plot how the hell do you make a movie out of that? >Like what? Thornton. Waaat ru doin Like the alpha gorilla Oh man, looking at all their reactions Im wondering if it was even scripted! Jess looked shocked and Rudy has a moment of what if he throws it underhand to a RB? Then it's a pitch .. There's an evil priest in *The Emperor's New Groove*? again Free coffee at McDonald's? Where? And for a week? But what if OPDad then mistakenly beats it to his daughter? I feel really self conscious about my age here now. Never, I like my women with legs and hips (have you seen dat god card), and whatever else is down there lol. Let's just hope theirs didn't have my reflection too ...People pay for that?? ... No bueno MoM + arctic armor... how much armor did you have ? Dam... The beast is nothing to be messed with even she can't handle it Holy shit, my mind is blown, I never knew that By Doe do you mean the actual John Doe? I didn't realize that my smile was so...notable. Ok! Yours is 4082..holy crap that's really high SNJISPRIDE-RICK2882 i was reading and trying out these experiments. Wife looks at my puzzzled..WTF are you doing? me As a high school physics student, I understood that When does it end and resets the animation, i believe in the deep of my heart that shes going to do something new in some point Really? Looked like crap? I didn't think so... Why does everyone in this thread think dating cousins is normal? I had Barney at my birthday one time, don't remember him being this creepy haha. Although I do seem to recall having my picture taken with a Barney in a parking lot somewhere. Didn't think anything of it till now.... ahhhh right. wtf What the hell were you backing up and to where? Question to everyone.. Soooo It looks like both my X TSV(752) and my Y TSV(921) have others already using it ya know? Sometimes I think everybody likes gen 3 just because its the next "old" gameboy game to be remade. Gen 3 was my least favorite gen because of the completely stupid pokemon ideas.example:makuhita its a punching bag,seedot:its a freaking seed,with limbs -_-", surskit and masquarain:what the heck are they anyways? Baltoy:its like something I would make as a kid in school castform:its a cloud who's hands look like a pair of balls I have literally the exact same build Very realistic. I couldn't imagine this cow more realistic in minecraft than this! Is Storm Spirit where that term comes from? but... but how are you even at that altitude I usually dont do any storymissions until I have plasma and titan armor and its kinda simple good climb rate is an understatement... it's absoloutely broken climb rate Wait, what? i got it as well, no joke Hey, I can't actually see you > Hey, I can't actually see you > How the hell is that possible? Who took the photo? TIL: smacking a woman and pulling her hair are signs of attraction. I can't believed I watched the whole thing. What was that from? What have I started?! That first paragraph was impressively dense. I haven't seen so much stupid in so little space in a while I saw it too and it does actually look like the old XP bar They release xba for christmas. so maybe we get him for chirstmas but no in January I've been down to 18 once on my last year of lower school (Belgian system obv.). I didn't notice anything and just grabbed a granola bar and a can of coke and went on my way. I haven't worn Chuck Taylor's in a long time I have no idea why I do this " Ya that was my thought actually. I thought she was invincible until Riven started to do damage... how was his damage that low?! Reminds me of the announcers in Madden 25 "Of course it's always better to have the lead in the game than to be trailing." there is a place called beta. OH MY GOD You sure are And for some of us over 8 So if all games are like this it's a pardon, what is wrong? Holy crap, are you a wizard?!? Ive never seen AW do a triple sub! thank you for telling me this. Those are some weird plates If Shadow of Israphel came back... it would be like this well unfortunately for them, i'm not into chicks! I figured the rainbow sperm made it obvious! /That is a movie/ Ouch, that before pic. ^^^ Why is everyone so small? Wow this has to be the most commented thread on this sub, by far! (6481 new comments since i last visited Is this the kind of weather we could see in the Superbowl? If your lord is Cthulhu maybe... He just got carted off Ok yea that fixed it. WTF didnt smite tell anymore What if capturing that moment in time and saving it for others to view is the ultimate form of respect? Its done hatching. Can you start a trade with me? I forgot your IGN You sure it's a cat and not some kind of lion "cat" My cat looks exactly like her. Same exact orange spots. Female and white. cranked? what time zone? i have no problem getting cranked games even in the morning EU time that's damn hard XD, I didn't even start trying it but I should Only? WTF, I thought that was my cousin for a second! Wow. This Foles guy I'm still getting a response every couple of minutes (well, *every* comment is going to my inbox). We're at over 1,200 comments and 2,700 upvotes. Golden Palace...?! I think I just came a little Unless your whole family is interested in a job You'd never noticed the factory? Very good story. Today actually is my birthday THE SONS OF BITCHES DID IT How do you stay so still? Good, now lets change the subject before I wind up in trouble!!! Yay for knitting! Also I hadn't seen those sock puppets before Mother of god Jesus You should look further into the hidden boards on reddit... Damn it You can? People out there really got talent Is that a bad thing that I killed him Ne zha is still very good... He has too much cc if anything Who is this? My pastors house BULLSHIT! Not as dirty as your username the book just came out a few days ago Holy crap the gloves Washington is wearing FUCK. I jinxed it Your comment makes me feel one way... and then I look at your flair Also there is so many rotations in Eu scene.. That could have been a shocking experience Damn you got it The first time I watched this,I was home alone sick during the day.It was foggy and rainy out and I was looking for some Asian Horror that would scare me as much as The Ring and Ju-On.I was perusing titles/blurbs on "Snowblood Apple" and this one sounded decent.It scared the shit out of me and thinking about it still disturbs and unsettles me to this day.IMO,everything about it was done perfectly and was very believeable.And that ending...... D: > If that's true why did so many games use orange then? Or maybe making the entire game blue would look weird? Good news is that progress has started and since the start of November the ratio is probably about 1:1 Do you see it too? When Randy Moss got the wind knocked out of him in the 2000-2001 NFC title game. I was like Woman? > Some of those Japanese names are just weird. Like Bulbasaur being Fushigidane and Hitmonchan being Ebiwarā. I plan to avoid PvP for the most part if I can, and I'm having trouble figuring out where the Duke's Archive is.. Is it that tunnel in Anor Londo with the armored boars? Did I miss something? Are you 10 minutes into the future? Thank you! I'm disabled and exercise is supposed to help me get better. It's been hard finding something that works for me, since I have limited range of motion. YOU'RE NOT MY SISTER?!? Or are you Maybe it is How... How does that not go in? Because the second unit usually plays against other second units? WPC finals are being underhyped. 160k for first place I've mturked all afternoon. I feel like a zombie my ex best friend said this to me... She had 2 kids, I asked why she didn't want to breastfeed...she said it grossed her out and was unnatural... A guy gets hit by a bus...and the reaction is to set the ambulance he's in on fire? WHAT HAVE I DONE OOC: When, yesterday? I was unable to get on yesterday If we assume something like 40kph speed on a tank, that'll still take 5-10 minutes to get into a fight. Hey gurrrllll... so creepy Oh really? what the fuck is happening in this thread... It's like another language Yeah, I was really excited to get all those souls, I didn't even think about what would happen if I spent them all. NFL 25 was right Majestic as fuck! ... I've never seen/had that mis click before Your eyes get like that? TIL. When I was little I always saw a nun walk from the front door to my parents room. She never acknowledged me and it always bugged me. Apparently my sisters (whose rooms were on the 2nd floor) would see a very angry priest walk past their rooms every night. Dreamy The firsr one... How... If she/he knew he/she put a seed in his/her ear why didn't he/she make sure it was out a long time ago i just got mindblown. i didn't realize i had two 568! lol. i was about to say that i gave 568 to Marvin, but then I realized.. i had TWO so get a different camo color My three year old's imaginary friend is his "sister" and she's "coming to see us very soon". We have one other child - a boy, with no plans to ever have another. omg what does that feel like? what could be so NSFW about a guitar so- oh god.... So umm... Where are the spiders? I actually recognize this guy Wait that's not a he Ouch, could have bought 4 of them for that price Even after reading the comments I still have no idea who it is... + 5iv? just wanna clarify.. you're looking for *shiny* 5iv HA froakie or *shiny* 5iv honedge right yeah...this one got me If it's by grindr standards you need to be vgl, dtf, ddf, Masc Aaaaand this is the best argument for switching from fossil fuel power I'm online now, maybe you can see it now? Added your new FC, did you want me to add your other one too? wait you have shiny ones? I need your fried code first... Can confirm. Even taking classes online, its quite interesting. I study game design, so we're slightly more of a technical/programming major than the rest, but in the fine arts building (when I was on campus) there were signs *everywhere* about suicide prevention. Aw now I kind of feel bad for Faroe Islands. I mean I never heard of them until now... which actually makes me feel worse I think this is the week guys 0146 9558 7996 am i getting a 5IV Yep... yep... my panties just melted Haha, I almost turned off my computer and my DS almost ran out of power! geez its just some people happy with what they bought, you seem like a horrible person The worst bit of this is I recognise that train carriage. I have to take one of those to work tomorrow This is when you know you've played a lot of elder scrolls... One reality starts taking over the other I do have one! It is a great combo. The first time i saw that Wait, the Goblin Techies are Dutch? Firstly i was like I had the weirdest dream, there was this game..........wait it was real?? What a grevious nightmare Oh shoot I was eating jam toast when I saw this Curfew? People do that? they still SpeedGameing So slowly Seth going to kill off and replace all his own character...genius O_o I don't believe you... You found the maneaters to be "fairly easy"? Wait, they're also making a Borderlands game? Absolutely nothing Kanye getting more votes than Elon Musk.... Dillon... Is that you? Wha... what happened last weekend?... he was wrong about both Don't lock in before you adjusted everything? But you don't know what they pick in blind zed is jigsaw So he buys the best video card on the market and you think he can't play at max settings? I stopped reading at the description of the lamp.. I don't need to read any more of this. Well shit There's another kind. It's supreme and reigns over all. It's splendor blinds you. It's awesomeness fill the air like an aura. Ready yourself for, **Paid Leave**. I was lurking without an account :) I never commented or posted anything, I just looked at everything Can... Can I cone over?! It does? Why thank you! Maybe it is the accent that makes us sound so sincere Yeah, but to my knowledge very few Planes carried these.. I may be wrong tho mane, i would love to suck that and feel it inside me Honestly, I kind of got lost in the visuals a few times and forgot I was supposed to be following a story, lol. We were in this INSANE theater with a gigantic screen and our seats were a little closer to the screen than I would have liked. I watched about 40% of the movie with my eyes like Kanye West? wtf erm, dat stari isn't shiny I've never been to a party/picnic that had a hard and fast start time You seem to have an unusually large number of friends who have passed. I got so sick of my gold pick that I made a diamond one in tier 2 lol guys bald head in tiny thumbnail looks quite different than full sized bald head Let's do it. My third goomy egg hatch request. I need you... Why are you using a custom watercooling loop just for the CPU? Medieval Sith Lord Build. Now you have me Looking at that comment and your name, I think I will close my curtains from now on Average fan? Oh God................ Doffy as Jessie just creeps me the FUCK out I swear Quinn was free last week as well Would you rather an intelligent AI in a larger arena? No wait they did that for multiple bosses... what were you looking for? " It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't actually catch people All you need to do is press the "prt sc" button on your keyboard and then paste it in paint and save it. It's quite easy, unless you have a Mac Wow! Coming from you...that truly is a compliment of the highest order Yeah I really like trapinch's shiny color. I probably won't trade that one unless something really spectacular is offered Wow £700-£1400 Sorry, I already have larvitar and a 5iv scyther. And while I don't have any nuts of my own, I'm not looking for any Where is the plate?? In my country there are lots of McDonalds without drive-thrus What's that yellow dot in the center of every screen spain has money for a tournament ? His Reindeer are mini-bosses Free? No mana needed? My god... Karthus what have you become?! I didnt put it in the computer yet, but I just called EVGA and they confirmed the serial number, and emailed them pictures, they also said it looks like their card, so in short it looks legit.... Going on four years now. It's more of a force of habit now I think than anything else, a good portion of the story took/takes place here in the UK so it makes sense to use them...at least in my head it did Whoaaaa this just showed up lol, gold is slacking off a little bit Yeah just don't do that on rugs. There was a guy who posted on here a while ago who did the stop-drop-and-roll on a rug. It melted to him. The guy throwing the hammer is in the transition between the : D and the And 4 people spamming "mid" is cooperative? Me need you... maybe you need me? So you want to win all the games with him? also for torchic you kinda wrote 'button pass' It couldn't have been that hard to remove the scope? It takes like 5 seconds on modern scopes A rookie's mistake is to drink -> How about a subreddit just for drops Have you seen shiny Arbok? Looks like her body is made of stone OH WAIT, I already have Shiny Ferroseed. I've been on Chord for just over a week, and I swear I've only seen LL and Swift Sorry about that :( Take your time. I have to go in 20 mins, but I'll try to get online later tonight? Although I suppose its the same with the other guy There's an obscure anime (it's quite short) called eX-Driver. It's about a world full of electric, self-driven vehicles. And when they go all nuts and crazy and malfunction, there's a specialist team known as um, well, eX-Driver who all drive sweet cars to stop the runaway vehicles. I believe their team was a Lotus Super 7, A Subaru WRX STi (early GC8 I think), and a Lancia Stratos. Near the end they went up against a team of road pirates or something who drove suped up high end cars (I remember one being an FD RX-7), the show was completely absurd in concept, but I'd like to believe should this world ever arrive, we could all get cool jobs like that. ...still. Oh no, that's alright I suppose I saw this in the first subreddit you posted it in, and it was equally terrifying then They mentioned Jon-era grumps! could crack walnuts THAT IS A REALLY LONG TIME me neither ;-) never done any vines yet lol, guess it's time to make my first one Yes I am open also, this was just for fun. I have a bit of a thing for cowboys Weird. Maybe the quality isn't very consistent, I've used mine for god only knows how many hours of picking and they're practically identical to the goso ones I've used. I actually reach for them specifically when I need to go really heavy for whatever reason, cos they're so cheap. I'm in the opposite position, in that I'm surprised they've held up for so long. I genuinely expected them to bend out of shape after a few months at most, but they're still soldiering on. funny enough, my dog just barked like crazy at our back window..... Boone...that's a shady place. Great place to find drugs though! :D WAIT, how did you get a two floor ship??? Error keeps popping up I've woken up in a pool of my own blood from a nosebleed Wait, does that rock float? Can we do all of them? Oh my. This made me dizzy. His chest caved in and popped back out. How is that possible? How did he even get right back up as if nothing terrible happened? I would've thought something like that immediately killed a person. What cirklejerk? He wrote a book? Are the Festives strange? I sure hope they are I am leaning towards returning them but everything else seems to be sold out. Also the r9 290, which i was thinking to get after i canceled these. have gone up in $500 now. I was mostly confused by the horrible grammar and typos your son was friends with slenderman DON'T EAT LESS THAN 800 CALORIES! wtf Doesn't that link actually say it *is* the national dish? AcroMedia really doesn’t *look* like a deadbeat employer, what with offices all over the place and high production values. Their content doesn’t look like it’s been made by disgruntled employees. Plus, I have never really heard anything as such through the grapevine. Maybe they have a non-disparagement clause in their hiring contract…. Also Bulbasaur using a vine animation for tackle, but using a lunge animation for vine whip I like Spa 1998, Europe 1999, Interlagos 2003, Japan 2005, Hungary 2006. A lot 2011 and 2012 is really watchable if you don't know the results, very few boring races. Monaco 2008 is a decent Monaco race. Malaysia 2001 also. More will come to me soon, trying to access the library of races i've watched in my brain Explain analogy please That is the best "Come hither" look ever If theyre on WoW how can one not know if they are on reddit Halo with 64 players and destruction. ( thats new ** BRACE** **FOR** **IMPACT** Someone told me that it only works for physical damage so I never used it, does it work with magic damage I really want to know what kind of place reddit was back then I live in a house with four other people, I'm in a room with another person, multiple computers... I still looked around I want him to be my snapchat friend. \\( holy crap...sell high, OP, sell high! why are their faces all warped I saw a shit smeared naked kid come out of the ball pit at the KCMO Chuck-E's in the mall. Ran smack into an adult NOT RELATED. Adult smacked the kid. Next thing? Free for all between her and another woman... NOT related to the kid. (/O _ 0)/ [<<<<|:{D|=<]-|-< \( (/O _ 0)/ [<<<<|;{D|=<]-|-< ( (/O _ 0)/ [<<<<|;{D|=<]-|-< ( \( o_o)/(/O _ 0)/ [<<<<|;{D|=<]-|-< ( HOLY CRAP IT'S PORN 1979 here.....I think I'm too old for this site \( I just realized Mike Santorelli would've been one of the older kids at the Burnaby Winter Club when I started playing there. I wonder if I ever met him or watched one of his games. Any idea why it has to be locked up in the principals office though? When I was a kid, the classroom teachers had them. Not the principal I'm gonna go ahead and say maybe you should revise that comment on desktop.... why did you get downvoted? Uh that movie you just described sounds better than 99.9% of all the comedies I have ever seen but you give it an 8/10? > Pinocchio seems to be pretty messed up too. As a person who has a little girl voice: THATS NOT A VIDEO GAME Holy download Stop plotting to kill me! There is more than 1 interpretation to that question? Your... tree topper Jesus christ. I'm having a hard time breathing and I'm not even afraid of heights haha I could see that as being really inconvenient. I just see people building nice balconies to shoot their gun from to oncoming enemies, but currently that means hoping a monster wanders close enough to justify killing it for trespassing I was okay until he said "This is called free climbing. No safety lines are used". Someone needs to take the grumpy-cat lady on the lower-left and super impose her on everyone else *TAP TAP TAP TAP* Really? dat norse mythology link story Thank you, thank you. It really, really is. Training bras starting in 3rd grade, here. Full blown C cup by 6th grade... and it went on and on.. bah. Oh sweet jesus. Please fuck me with that Well, that was way darker than the OP gif led me to expect I have 3 people that need my help Lanterns for 15 pixels I just spent $4 on 'a' matchlite log. how can Mega Bisharp be one of your favorite pokemon if it never existed till just now? how am I following her already 33 weeks not yet, not looking like it is going to. But it did pop with my other kids. How weird is that wham- last christmas. I heard a story about a guy who plucked his nose hairs. One broke off and started growing inside the skin like this. It eventually surfaced on the outside of his nose. Snapped... I'm the overly dim one doing SQL at 3 AM Did anyone else think of the Wallmaster enemy from Zelda? Who is downvoting me It's speckled the same way the horse is... Oh, OK. But I tried that once and the folders I made just disapeared I see you everywhere on reddit! Why dont your i's have any dots? WHat The game...it knows. Crap Someone is wiping all the comments that expressed criticism in here. Bitcoins are worth a thousand dollars now true but he lost it almost instantly. I don't blame him.. I've been in a similar situation before..only it was weirder There never was an iron pickaxe? This video is ridiculous... Why are people driving like this in these conditiosn? Lol I realize that. But serious question, what competitive pokemon do you own that isn't shiny yet? For catwalk shows and stuff - you kind of have to make do, generally get the model to quickly dab It sounds like a bomb-omb from mario Good, that's the worst part about Michigan... THE SALT YES I NEED IT Admittedly, I've never come across a purple or even blue weapon. My roommate has like 6 legendary items and a few rares. RNGesus hates me. It works just fine for me That is fucking hot This is far too clean to be a man-cave. And somehow, I have an irrational dislike of keyboards without numpads I'm having trouble trying to wrap my mind around the dad giving the birthday girl a swirly. "Too many" policemen? 55 days What a lovely drawin...... o_o When I saw your username I wus like Uhm No. I slept in my car... Where in that post does it say that I slept in the building?? Penicillin doesn't even work anymore What if WE are that carbon based computer?! Heh one of my colleagues actually condom-cathed himself just to see what it was like during a double aneurysm clipping with intra-op angio that we knew was going to run 6-8 hrs. Ended up taking 9 and he was the only guy who didn't break scrub. Said it was really weird to have the (warm) bag taped to his leg though. I can not overstate how much win is in this post. This can happen? I loved the small print on those commercials... On a $10,000 loan you would have 84 payments of $743.49. So $62,453... Your outfit is like a mash-up of mine from last month and this month Can you get to tier X in 750 matches? I read "chickens" as "children" at first. Maybe they are meat apples? Irregardless is more of a word than Campus police. Weird hair Daaaamn nice eevee Wat... You're certainly a true believer, even in the face of it being admitted a hoax. Why did you photoshop off one of her fingers? Oh I get it. Deathtouch + Bomber Corps ping. There... must be a better way .-. Also, don't you need at least 1025 people to have 11 rounds? There should be bets to narrow down to two people to use this bet. Bet-ception Also: the comment on this post are so bipolar Fuuuuaack Weak... dick veins? Was playing MM, the game finish and says reconnect to the steam network. Click reconnect, doesnt work, left the game and rebooted computer. A friend of mine says i'm still in Counter-strike Are you... me? that'd be perma extra ms with a 3 second ranged stun with no cast time Yea, my little Beetle isn't loving it either. I had to warm the glow plugs three times today to get a smooth start, and then I had to do an extra two laps around a block right before the freeway to get my engine up to temp. they have two one-77's for sale In the 74 map I got one shot by it with 75% resists and 8k ES, meaning it did over 32k damage. I might have been shock stacked but I don't know 16 comments and not a single mention of dans1988? Webbers the father Oh man, and playing with Roggenrola in Pokemon Amie Last time I contacted the support, I think a some kind of bot answered me.. You're wearing jeans?!?! I'm wearing jeans Olivia Wlide Holy shit, that looks like a 2D wall That's horrifying Personally I only met friendly dutch people, then again I don't go out too often (> Is casually messaging an ex that normal in American culture? So your the girl from that advice mallard meme Where do you live that they deliver mail on Saturdays? I could actually see that being a security risk You aren't? the aliens are onto us People skip the most important part of a wedding, the ceremony? Wow. That never even entered my mind! Do any of you people upvoting this actually know what it does? All that swag You have my condolences.... I have been in a similar situation. >_> I am a short, pudgy somewhat average looking girl.... and I had this friend who I took care of during a hard part of his life and things kind of blossomed. Why is Console and PC gaming a dichotomy? I play both Is haggis available up there? Wth...you haven't even meat 99.9% of all black men wow, do you really want me to give it? I want to go to there. but dannyboylee, do you have a 3 inch penis??? Really? You can't just free one penalty box from hail and let the other one covered. relevant user name you have half of 420 is 210 That's not a protip... That's just not being a retard I might have to install some security cameras What the hell? In all my time playing, I've never seen anything like that before. the crazy cat- killing bitch story??? The one I got for my bestie is velcro attached. It wouldn't seem like a good idea to force you to sleep with it. I dont even know wtf Cover Girl is. Its neither pink nor yellow. Its like a pastey muddy grey It is though, god thing she got nerfed Yeah man goes to show you can get into shit doing the most innocent thing imaginable. Fuck that bouncy castle. Wow now thats an achievement. Does that lead to an increase in foot breakage? My name is Derek and when I was that age I was friends with a kid named Jake. You have one sick mind, my friend. wtf.................... Haha. Both possibilities are equally terrifying... Thank you too! Sorry its a 4iv kabuto female, but the 12.5% really sucks haha. And seriously, I've been looking for a telepathy ralts EVERYWHERE I've had this happen right up through my tub drain. Went to take a shower and stepped on a solid sheet of ice. never have seen this car before in your pants maybe No it doesn't Is that how you spell 'Bitcoin' in Chinese? You might say he makes art... out of tape. (- i don't get anything, i check my spam folder every time i check my mail. Nothing there as well. It looks as if i registered for the beta but they forgot about me somehow I WAS IN CLASS. Whoa. I got it- I got it- IIIIIII GAAAHHHHHT IIIIIIIIT *shits* don't got it I'm confused... the cake isn't a lie seriouslly? Accepted. I have my eyes on your couch... The only thing crazy about this video is that camera view. Feel sorry for the man (or woman) that finds the implant wrong side up This is why I would always tell people who came into the shop that bikes go INSIDE the car Lol how'd you know that I was a girl? #### I have a lvl 72 zangoose toxic boost female with aerial ace, facade, quick attack and iron tail if thats ok Same here... Looks like that thing is positioned to inject stuff into your butt... what, 0.14 wasn't Araneae..?? Thank you! Why the hell does she have so many different names though?! Haha its alright, thanks! Hmm I'll consider Roselia, since I don't have one. I wouldn't mind looking at your other stuff. But I'm about to play league, so take your time Oh okay. How did you find the link? boo hiss to infinity and beyond. I hope it all gets straightened out for you soon. divorce is more expensive than the actual wedding Or rises, you sit and think, no way anyone would buy more now, and they fucking buy even more than you expected Woah, me too That's great. I bought my 1911 for $60 off of here, with 2 mags. We must be connected or something Me and my fiance have literally 1 shot the first 3 bosses with the items you build Am I not the only one who has been literally 1 shotting bosses with the weapons you make? > Dammit I missed the Pinocchio part in the article somehow. Are you kidding me? Oh shit, I see one of my submissions that got no views Why season 10? didn't they end on 7. Whats going on? But that's just what Jeb would say. Where I used to work, we didn't have stations, we just posted at a mall or park with the engine off. I didn't know that the engine could just not start again O_o... oh no an error Am I the only one not getting one shotted by birds? I only have copper armor The download link doesn't work at all, and this looks like it's from 2010 That mp7 ace The Strawhats needed help.. I thought maybe Jimbei would surprise us.. but I never expected Sabo and the Revolutinary Army Yowch! I think we're still running Fusion 3 or 4, so maybe haven't hit that problem yet. Thanks for the heads up! I will never sleep again Damn it man Literally. How would you do that metaphorically? Uhm wow... Are you single?! And in NYC?! Why are we making this guy Poulin look so good? Dude's got 3+ GAA and 88% SP. Whoa, did you want me to keep the Larvitar or give it back? Or do you still want the Mawile egg? I don't wanna give you the wrong thing since I just noticed the Larvitar is amazing That view from behind its in chinese though 6 now Haha relevant username. pls give me the luckz ! That is one fierce image. She's apparently a rapper.. Felt that in my stomach Whoa, that is a bright flash. Woah are you serious? Yeaaah. Vets are expensive. I am seeing a lot of "banana" being mentioned, what is the association BLOPS, BLOPS II and MW3 are STILL at 59.99 EUR here omg same What if the eyes in Hashirama are Mangekyo Sharingans...... I usually have about 200 bandages with me, it's really easy to get them, why even save them? Cheese is a bit far from "kid" If he dosent care why do he tweet about it In south of France it's like 4€ a gram, 8€ is high quality. Twenty box seems a lot, it's more than MD OMG, I never realized that! OMG sah deeeeeep Sponderman Omg I understand now :O Mod Slayer and /u/DO_SLAYER is same person according to the internet, everything comes from LoL nowadays 69 News At first I was all Is your boyfriend the guy that does the youtube videos "music in real life" So...If I could fit Jesus' penis in a bathtub, it would float? Who needs breath when you can have rainbow water! First time in my life I have seen Soaz smiling (@ 0:26). I do enjoy them. Mostly because my sleep schedule is set for nights. You put me on days and i'm a disaster Are there actual laws against physical activity? Are you a hawk? How do you see anything? You'd only have to pay back half of it. Also, if you only got 1.5 k, how are you "still paying back" yours? You make it sound like you've been working on that for years Anyone else feel like Delia was really distant to Ash in that episode? It felt like those two couldn't wait to get away from each other... and don't get me started on her *man voice*. That is so amazingly accurate that I'm getting goosebumps. Shit is about to go down There's something...unnerving seeing the Powerpuff Girls in a dick pic For the love of god, punctuation... 40 minute flight full of children. oh well. I always find it odd when people think Time's PotY is based on their actual influence rather than sales Of all the books that could have been in the picture, this is the book I'm reading right now Those steps look abnormally long apart Is this for real? When i read it, i just can't see it as being real. Can people really be that weird First exam of the day complete....next one shortly That's his nipple on his chest... Dat Sundy Turret Holy shit, I did not know I could place the pen there... Oh yeah, to clarify... within 5 minutes of meeting him he asked me on a date, I politely but firmly told him I was taken. This is when I checked my 'other' inbox a month or so later... The only thing I've seen that concerns me that I hadn't seen in the sea of shit after that post is the fact that she doesn't even play Megaman games. Why in the hell would you hire someone that doesn't even PLAY Megaman games to be the manager of a community of people who are backing what is essentially a Megaman game. this looks like a fan made Fuck was that trailer? Oh God. The pruning shears i uptoked twelve words in I really wouldn't call that *big battle* after experiencing some insane sized shit that is GW 2's WvWvW -battles. Even WoW's BG's have larger battles This pm_me_your_x thing has gone too far Goosebumps Why did he restart the car in the tunnel? Save what? Yeah I did the oven and it was like OH GOSH Three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner... ... Oz didn't say she wanted to do *that* to your Mum I looked at it too long and got a black eye. . . Obviously I need to read more comics I laughed more than I should've. Good work, in any case :). I could not believe the transformation what of radical feminism bothers you so much Except "this" isn't the USA. I am seriously uncomfortable right now. It's almost hilarious that it looks like a cell pulled from a Disney film around Snow White era. But porn. ok i went back to the episode and hmmm you're kinda right re the 'clueless' bit! i guess i kinda projected because while what she said was often 'accurate' (except for stupid stuff like 'nothing about her felt like a LADY' or that Jinkx felt vaudevilly, no shit) her tone was really unnecessarily pointed. she just came across as a shady bitch that's convinced her fame/talent level is **much** higher than it actually is (expressed not only through words but also Lol I just know about Tazo because that's mostly what my uni has. Starbucks too. There's still a ton more brands/kinds out there I agree that I think some of her spot on critiques could have been misconstrued as "incorrect" because of her personality. Girl is fierce and knows it. She is an amazing vocalist and dancer... just overall performer and, to be honest, the kind of judge that I want on Drag Race because she knows what the hell she is talking about when it comes to performance. Remember, when Diddy first did Making The Band, he cast five girls out of hundreds after they went through severe auditions. He cut all but two from the group and did an entire new season to find new girls and she continued to make the cut. I agree that culturally she is not very significant but Danity Kane has a huge following and when you get on something like Celebrity Apprentice, you are treated as such... so in this girls daily life, she is a celebrity. Maybe I enjoyed her Y-your name is scary Holy over use of semi-colons batman. Periods and commas. Just use periods and commas. Give up on the semi-colons you clearly don't know how to use. You mean putting your hands around someones neck in a family picture isn't creepy? You played Pokemon Yellow before Doom? A couple hundred? How the hell do you figure Netflix failed They dont allow graphic calculator AT ALL at my school. Haha It would be easier if you give me your SV so I can look. I have like 3-4 boxes of eggs The average smoker spends $1,650 per year?! You probably should have tagged this Serious Replies only. it's like.......she was gettin' pounded from the back.... no offense but when you Really think about it on some of these old games (mostly SNES/NES era) how the hell are you supposed to figure out Anything? I was 9 when I had a Snes and I borrowed Super Metroid from a friend, didn't get anywhere. In retrospect yeah it is cool to have that mystery and stuff on solving and finding secrets in a game but how do you just know to roll up and explode random corners and stuff? Your friend code isn't valid Woah my walmart in Tucson is chock-filled with ammo... they're only out of 22 and 9mm What has that got to do with musical scores? Is anyone else still weirded out by the fact that the main element of harmony is the same symbol as Twilight's cutie mark nearly a thousand years before she was born? yeah, i got only one log and i'm whittlin it all the time! heh, lol, i turned to a nasty troll haven't i Good God! Terrifying. That doll. You sure she just didn't get bigger as she got older? So that means that...hardcore is always going to be this deserted? I just realized who you are Also if no one cares about standard, how come there are very few in HC? wait.. why did the guy had a plant growing on him? People say only 12 server but why the 0-5, 2-12, 1-59 naming pattern? So, Einstein won I used to pretend I was a horse, dinosaur, dog, made up monster and run around on my fours (hands and feet, quite effectively) and make lots of noises and eat on my fours and do show jumping on my fours. It wasn't until I began highschool I found out the other kids in the primary school thought I was weird when they asked me "Do you still do that creepy running around on your fours thing, that was really annoying" Hoffman coming on and not Aubameyang How do bike lanes beautify the public space? That's crazy. Michigan had almost 72k new permits this year alone They do not make them like you in Ireland.... Why? Why were you looking at your dad's pee bubbles? I thought this was a joke; I didn't realize such a thing existed. They say you learn something new everyday.... actually it's up to 1068 now Isn't that the artwork that got stolen from London on your wall? This thread reminds me of Sophies Choice Rocko is that you ...oh, I somehow missed that you said Blizzard instead of Bethesda The high for the entire week is 24 That's a lot of money This guy is like, locked up for good right? Money orders totaling 1K were cashed by them over ~45 days ago and the deposit still hasn't been credited to my account. They claim to still be looking into it How?....Wut....People enjoy this? i only had one baby, only ever wanted one. she is my girl, she's almost 2 years old now. you have no idea how annoying it is to constantly be asked OVER and OVER, by the SAME people, when are you going to try for a boy? they didn't even wait til i had given birth to the first baby before they started asking when we'd try for a boy. i was around 6 months along when they started pestering me about having more babies... My two most favorite women Well my Charmander is shiny so I'm after a shiny Mawile... so if you think you can do that in a few minutes.... -_-...o_o... Thanks! He is indeed an actual piñata made from papier-mâché and everything. I just have to make sure to keep him on a high shelf so the cats don't have a go at him. I wonder why that is. DANG THAT WAS SO QUICK. Dude looks odd being that damn big, and all that food. Same here! Although I've seen some that are quite pleasing to the eye...but the rest just Got rid of freeway driving too. Scary thought. You can get your license without knowing how to handle freeways. I'll never see the world the same way again :P Is that mud and grass, or grease and shredded belt? Thanks, wasn't sure if cringe Holy crud he build a mini Delta Halo Library Or prostitution Where can i get one of these stylish outfits He put all of his points into "bluff" instead of "Speak Language: ASL"? My ex just used his hand. Without washing afterwards. My ancestors are from Norway and East Prussia. No wonder I get sunburns so easily. Wait, TERFs invaded /r/badhistory? Oh shit, my wife has been saying this to me fore years. Who said it offended me those Eyes Hello! I am doing a giveaway this evening so I am online now! Please trade request me if you see me as there is lots of trades happening on my end That is so freaky, I bought the exact same parts except for the case my mind read that as megaschlong HOLY CRAPOLA YOU ARE AMAZING! Could you go through the eggs with me and PM them to me? I am paranoid they may have gotten out of order because #30 is missing and I don't know if it's just that one Not an animal. Is he, is he drooling in that picture? That movie was so bad, please don't even talk about it :( **THE MATRIX 3** was also garbage, but that scene was at least longer than about 4 minutes...at the time, I believe the budget on that one scene was equivalent to the entire movie together yeah me neither Idk pothead prostitutes don't really sound right Yup! Haha, it drives me insane if people use all text lingo and no proper punctuation/grammar. Didn't Pokemon X and Y just come out? Why did teemo have the circle thingy around him, is that just how banshees looks on small champs I thought that was actual until I noticed the line Am I the only one who finds these things completely ridiculous? Why spend +3x as much as a PS4 on a PC that isn't a PC because it doesn't run a normal OS that can do anything more than play games that are better played with a mouse and keyboard anyways? I have nvr played dota 2 I did hear that about Jack and John (one being a "short" form of the other, somehow). But wait, Bill and William are related names? really? I didn't know so many teens didn't like them Why was i downvoted? Zombie Arachne was horribly scary I thought i saw this a couple months ago Haha, it's really hard to explain. Uhm. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey stuff. There are priests on Reddit? Friggin HILARIOUS!!!! I had no idea Cube and Kevin were so small! Wow... what a *horrible* policy. Wait, there's something else to spend it on!?! Why? For having the wikipedia link to burn centers? That is a very commonly used response. I'm surprised it got gold! Wait, what the hell?! That video is available in 1440p. I definitely can say, that normal LC voice reminds me of my female Shepard character from ME trilogy, aswell as with equipped Voth Domosh blades she sounds like renegade temper femShep. That may be the most beautiful baby I have ever seen you figured me out...every single shot was from the halfway line with my keeper Mother of god Cheating in a video game/using a vpn means your a shitty human being? You can always get peppermint mochas. Someone clicked the lantern? If you're filling the glass then it's half-full, pouring it out, then it's half empty your grad year My bad, will do next time, a lot of people going to be really disappointed > Fuck was that trailer? How do you know? Shit. Do want Togepi Wait, isn't Wraith King just boss for Frostivus event? Or I got it wrong Yes, she just posted that 15 minutes ago and I was just... Beatles were known as 4 Are you crying because it's not a PC? Where is the Onion logo? You could cross the english channel with those bingo wings Ok, I can see how terrible every single of these names is, but what about that little racist attitude? uh, how does this secret santa thing work? Fury swipes is BROKEN The winter solstice was celebrated before christmas on 22nd december. Jesus was actually born in july, they just said he was born in december so it would fit with the pagan festival. Although, if they were celebrating the winter solctice, what's with the christmas hats? ...I was pulled over and arrested. Am I misunderstanding the question? Yea he's playing fucking Riven she's so broken anybody ca- 0:44 Could you imagine being her neighbor across the street? That worked out well. Gritty vagina? What is he fucking, and with what? I want to be a famous author pure ess 162 each Um, ok, *WOW* GREAT IDEA!!! No I didn't. Det hade varit konstigt. i might catch a cold For some reason the instacheck lagged I am shocked that George has such support after such a short amount of time. He got a lot of shit for a reason. How was Bush genuine? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills reading all of these pro-Bush comments. Seriously, I thought I had played a lot of Civ 5 (+300 hours in two years) and then I saw that I hard racked up 80 hours in EU4 in a little over two weeks. Wow anybody else notice how risque they get a little over half way down? Then, just Wall-E. dafuqqqqqq woah. you didnt have to give me a shiny ralts the fanchants NC fighting the original Vanu! You are the *king* of deal scouring PARADOX! so many games are the flintstones the first hipsters? Leigha Quinn is a rapist? Command attack did 1000 damage So weird, I was just looking at Gravitational Lensing yesterday. Not even 16 hours ago. That caveat is really a bullshit type of "except when it's, like, really hard" thing. Since when are ethics secondary to what's easy? How does green go with Venus' 'general outfit'? I couldn't find it How did they get your address? Sneaking has been the hardest part for me - Even just in regular gameplay I have definitely had to work on my patience. But now sometimes I end up noticing I have been crouching the entire game while my team mates have just run up and shot them in the face. Someday I will learn the balance... ....what in the world are you building.... Does he only play Riven?! My internet disconnected, weird Why, in the name of everything holy, are you still using iron gauntlets? That nice little gift is probably dyslexia. You should look into testing. I just found out my daughter has it after several homework assignments similar to the one above. Also, I was taking the test alongside her just for fun, and discovered that I was also dyslexic; and I'm a 34 year-old tech writer with an English degree. Wow. That has a million views. ....Oh finally. Uncut new born baby pron. I can't wait. Nevermind, my fault! I guess I never added you That would honesty be ridiculous, think of the cost though She's 119 lbs... How much smaller should she get? whoa..that looks scary. ...but have you heard of him NOT using a double? Feeling really good right now, I went back to the stupid casino with .5BTC and earned all my money back plus some profit in less than 30 minutes, .3BTC+, needless to say I will stay away from it and any other form of gambling. I won all my money back but almost lost my .5BTC once again Eclipse is multiple levels worse than QtCreator and in no way even comparable to VS. Them circles are a little too good The combine invasion sounds better than this Thats not how shipping works tho. If anything, MORE applepie would be made. I mean, look at the amount of twixshining ships Clicked order, ended up with alot of games that weren't Fallout "between meals"? what do they think they're eating then? ...Huh, that's odd You forgot to stare at him. Yeahh Faker is really incredible player holy shieeet Yeah the lines went together almost perfectly... Yet another Riot Conspiracy? YOUR McDONALDS HAS LATTICE FRIES!?!?! Never used one.. what do you use it for? BUT! They wouldn't be writing to non volatile memory, just to your communication channels and maybe the RAM... Your an idiot. You went to a recruiter for the military and said I'll do anything *but* go to war? HOLY SHIT THAT LEE NERF. so he can only w champs now??? welp think thats game voer for lee sin I might be dumb, but it looks like the Mets and Twins did a little back and forth? Twins with the revenge pick? funsized and not gentleman? Yeah, I cut my wrists a couple of times, and now it's like Hmm, well maybe, with the silver blackplate its the same as the K95 We share the same birthday, and the same fear Where's this from? I didn't see it on the website. Are these manmade? Yes, pretty [Gore] Was I really that desperate? Illidan was by far my favorite Warcraft character. What a FUCKING BADASS. Can't wait to see the TB port, I might have to transition into a hard carry player Holy Shit Dat Hook TIGHTS you try taking shits for 30 minutes That is...quite possibly the most bizarre belief I've ever heard. That's like the stereotypical crazy person thought bubble you see in cartoons. Lol where is your big list of stuff?? I want to see Unjust's Anti-mage Hunter deck list. Rank 9 hunter I watched the Raw Oh my... THANK YOU! I will have to look around for singular colors, these look like they would be fantastic to draw with as well! Have you seen what just happened here? It seems like the points got resetted to 0, and it says "1 comment" when there are clearly more. This is really odd Wanna be my fucktoy though? I read that as Troll Collectors. Zeusbot would actually be... kinda terrifying I'm in my mid twenties, if I make that for even a couple of years I wouldn't know what the hell to with it all. And they want more doenst seem that demanding ` Hi this is my_chemical_romans but ya lol im typing in the dark write now i should open my wooden blinds things My parents got married at a church 2 blocks away Finish up my gallery, create characters/layouts for my pets- with matching paint jobs/customization. That's it for now, but how did you get 2 mill in three weeks HOLY INK WASH BATMAN Raffl in Grioux's sweet spot? no way, I defiinitely don't do that. I only know b/c I've had it done to me Whoa really? That's much better. I was a bit The eyes that plot twist in the end left me like Yeah that would be awesome. Give me 20-30 mins? I'm actually eating dinner right now GGGaaaaah Yeah, I can easily how see all those homeless people who were sleeping on the street could be misleading. Weird that it's only at Gamestop. But okay then Prime is has a wide-ish roster, pretty recently joined KeSPA and Proleague so it's not very likely. But this is almost a confirmation for Woongjin Stars disbandment If the Canucks could just hurry up and play another game, that'd be fantastic. It's the off-season for Legend of Korra and Walking Dead isn't back until February, so I don't know what to do when there isn't any hockey on. *IT'S A STRUGGLE TO SURVIVE.* Wait, what? Think the doc cut into a vein/artery Buck teeth? God, I remember when it was only 151 and now it's 721. Like really how long are they going to milk the damn series Maybe this is something to do with those mysterious pylons? ._. Out of a steamroller?!?!?!? Are you mad!?? Just because everyone can make porn doesn't mean everyone should $2 dollars. Grammar Nazi senses are tingling. Wot On mobile its a Simpsons pic with Spanish text Haha, comparing Diablo to Skyrim. Nice one. "what. I don't know them... You must be seeing things... Heh... Heh..." TIL you can review a penalty for 12 men on the field 21.77 Yes! I'm trying to be nice and make it easier on them by getting two tortilla shells but only a very select few seem to understand. You are supposed to wrap it with the one shell and then wrap that burrito with the next shell! It contains so much of the liquid-y mess! But for some reason, they just stack the tortillas and roll them like it's one thick burrito shell. Or become a PA, that's what I'm currently in the process of doing. Not sure if I'm really looking forward to this particular part of the profession however. You probably don't even know if I'm being sarcastic or not.. At first my tired eyes saw, "during breeding" Dat Price The "locked door" part is just a thing you have to visualize, right? It's not an actual thing (yet), is it? Yes, clearly attending job fairs is the pinnacle of laziness. These are really cool, the second one with the girl reminds me of a dream I had about a month ago where a giant vine was breaking through the wall trying to puncture and grow through me right through the palm of my hand... Such a weird dream. Wait, what? I don't remember that!! Oh wow, its even been hardcoded in? Divine Intervention! Seattle? I think I'm going to try and get all my remaining eggs hatched shiny now >.> Even if they have horrible IVs! true! but of course we don't expect everyone to shower simultaneously. the stored electricity could be used to power small electrical items like LED traffic lights. I just don't know about street lights How would we not know What was being spoiled? This isn't WTF. This is really cool, that photography is amazing. looks like something the mob would drive... You traded them for imperfects?? I'm sitting on the name at the moment ^____^ my account name has since been changed to Sense (look into it if you want to Those eyes Is it a mistake or you really intended to give me a shiny zubat? SO FLUFFFFFFFFFFFY [I will end you That's AMAZING Then how did he do it? He has problem with tryhard opponents, not teammates. I thought Blackwings were getting support this set too You mean voice? WHAAAT?! I don't have anything desirable, but I would love to have your Espurr Safari buttfruits ahoy! what are you eating? oh me? just some buttfruit I found on the ground. Wanna try one? Is it on PSN? States in the USA I had the chance to read a book in Platt deutsch... too weird. I also met someone whose Oma's first language was Platt im curious if you are male or female? i have the feeling this might be more common amongst us men. and why would you be upset?! its getting washed away instantly anyway Think about storing people's lives on hard drives i like how you can just continue a conversation with one person and just farm karma So you'd have a portable version of a portable device *Why*? That's faster than my yards time Noone likes a pathetic scumbag that lies to get laid either I read all of his responses in Gats voice ASS Calm down playstation, what will you hit next, apple? Oh. okay ProTip: When you begin a match on this map, grab the parachute and jump off the bridge. You'll know where to go from there Huh what icon? On what earthly planet does that resemble an owl?? I'm hoping we know! There have been all these laboring for more than 24 hours stories lately! Part of me is glad we know our induction date, but part of me is anxious about it b/c it's so final as opposed to spontaneous. The end of pregnancy is trying to kill me, though, so I'm ready. Wednesday, I threw up my lunch before I was even done eating. Yesterday I felt amazing - so much energy! Very early this morning I had what I can only describe as a scary episode of vertigo... and then this morning, my breakfast came violently back up as soon as I sat down my cereal bowl. Good luck! I'm looking forward to flatlining again. My urges are through the roof right now and I'm trying to make it to 90 days hardmode. I read someone else's post on here saying they flatlined for like 30 days straight... Since you'd seem to be the person that'd know this kind of thing - what is the most common "spam" low cost type of animal in that game to flood/overrun the opponent? In Heartstone it's Murlocs... I heard you have squirrels? reading this i was wondering what your problem was - because i have very little problems with randoms in the df - then i see you're at aurum vale. OoOoO Scotland 15 Another Hamburger? Sure! Pease add me first my friend list is at like 98 people His eyes... how is this even possible I dont believe Jordinson was the drummer for MD, I think he played guitar NO! He started before... GABE! ^^^^^^^^^ImNotSure.... Attack orders, so when someone rightlicks you from across the map, it can proc? Holy crap how are you not chafed? lol I guess that's one benefit of being short, can't hit the branches while walking. It truly was once-in-a-lifetime. NASA Security followed us around all day to be sure we didn't poke our head where we didn't belong, and also to be sure we didn't hurt ourselves since we were in a lot of labs. They told us that the tour we got and the things we did was the one they give to dignitaries visiting the JSC. Oh lord, what would hard machoke look like? Ahhhhhhh makes sense. I actually didn't fly in a plane until I was 16. So it's not like I've been doing it all that often. There was a little girl (< 2yo) on one of my flights, and her mother said she'd already been on two trips where they traveled by airplane. manual tranny? I'm from Columbus and moved to southern Germany as an exchange student... the pet it's not so rare. you get it while chopping trees :D i must admit he is standing like he is ploting to kill me. but the sword. Really Lucky Wow, so violent. ^hype ^hype The testing server just changed versions again This is so freakin' amazing Didn't notice anything different about flash sound :O you can see it learning i bought an owlion a week ago for 12 bucks now its fking 3 Rivalties? Doesn't bode well for the Jinx Release Support pack that I am quite excited to receive. somewhere somehow a duck is watching You didn't like Lolita? Erza Scarlet's epic anthems Crap, kind of short notice, yeah? How do you know? I totally forgot this sub existed wtf So your close friends that might know ur account name don't known that you fucked your sister or something worse. Yes. Let me make sure I still have it 150lbs and your life hasn't changed?! What the actual fuck, I dropped 80 and its night and day Ha! I promise I wont unwrap it (all the way) Her boyfriend is 14? OOC: Funny, that's the same argument the people in the red states are making, but they're being criticized for it. I would assume that it means that let's say Carbine sent out 100 beta keys, so 25 went to US, 25 to Germany, 25 UK and 25 France. If so then i have no idea why? We have old school abacuses (is that correct plural? Jasmine is the only scent that comes to mind that I've heard other people describe as a cat pee scent! I'm becoming more and more convinced that everyone's skin can make the most normal of notes go sideways, though, so it could just be your skin chemistry. Mine turns certain amber notes into peanuts, so I don't even know what to believe anymore 13 upvotes i had to listen again No, unless you assume determinism. Plus, I dont think the degree of all knowingness is ever at all claimed in the bible or even the bible in general, so theres that We are? No escaping the huge dxtory image I am also a size 4 ring. Almost had to get a child sized wedding band. ... yeah? I can't really get my head around the sort of joke I could have been making Why has this never been reported before? I could hear just fine throughout my childhood but my bed was against my parents wall. Not as frequent but I'd hear mum occasionally scream - so I'd bang on the wall and tell them to shut up. I have no idea what I thought was going on, but I only joined the dots when mum, her friends and I were sitting around at a barbeque and she said she knew it'd been a good night when she hears me hitting the wall afterwards. For some reason I expected some weird photoshopped pictures of those groups all pregnant Was it really? Where does one aquire bacon rapping paper Why Kappa if you are making a legitimate suggestion? Is it just customary to say Kappa after every post these days? I have a huge scar from a precancerous mole that I did not know was precancerous when I went to get it removed, and if I had waited another month it could have developed into brain cancer Eah, carajo, jamás ha visto una parranda así. Tiene ... vida. What in the fucking fuck? How is that even possible? ( Why? Why would you even consider doing that? tristam songs on new years eve?! Linux system the size of an SD card? The Doctor.... The stories About applying for the Caliph position I am totally seeding, and haven't stopped since I set it up ` I love macaroni too, oh my gosh! I just discovered a macaroni restaurant near me called S'Mac, like that's all they make No you may not Who carries Barrier and Smite together Is it not possible to separate the digitizer from the glass? I'm also confused why they sell only the glass if only replacing the glass cannot restore touch functionality I couldn't agree more, organizing a tournament was a surprisingly large amount of work Those soulless sea urchin eyes... Were yours grown inorganically? I was thinking gas for my Dodge neon eye moisturizer God damn, that's more kids than we even had at our entire high school. not trying to be a smartass, but are there any other ways of putting a hole in a coin? The Wire from Dr. Who is alive!!!! You are fast haha going through this now! Opinions get you down votes, conforming get you up votes Things traverse the internet rather quickly Did that happen to you I can clone the glaceon but it'll be awhile. My girlfriend is making me clone a bunch so she can trade people THanks. That and I think vegas is the one place where that wouldn't seem out of place I am. My 2 favorite champions are getting skins. This is heaven for me (and for Riot also, so much money to spend If they had sore legs, wouldn't it be better to sit down than to stand? I did see that. I looked into a subscription. Pricey. It really is. The GF and I want to do it, but here's the catch. we stay onboard the ship while in ports. I mean, it saves us money (considering the $$$ spent on the room ill add you and tell you what you got Those are zetta cool \m/O_o\m/Thanks harry for making the coolest subreddit on the entire internet \m/ Hadn't thought about it that way before My mistake. Still a year out though! ...The way you typed this makes it sound you're agreeing with me in a rather aggressive manner. What do you mean first time What's the course called? I wonder what the Japanese would do with that Whoa, you're super cute Never really understood how big of a deal the Hutts were, Getting that much hair off must have been a pain. Started? When did they stop? I will never see cake the same way again ITT: Many dumb people who lack basic comprehension. Dude I think that's creed from The Office... (Did OP call a Shep Shirt a "pull over" ... ? You look good! Dat farmers tan though... TIL that christopher lee is 91 So people are dumb because they're too social? Pretty sure he'll look at it as unlucky. I mean, who wants a video game poster signed by Burger King? I'm pretty sure its not considering i was in the game at the time Okay, I'm online now. Sorry, I didn't know. *noob here* Possibly but why would you burn incense that close while playing games? Oooohh.. :3 hurray! Still, thank you for adding me escape means to get away... Not w/e you said what happened here Hold ooooon O____O too many comments at once.. Wow, good on ya. He definitely deserved that... especially if he punched you in the face every day If you're still doing this, #2 and #16 in box 3 BOTH match mine. Why is this not posted to /r/WTF I really liked Feros aswell and was going to say it... Your mind is controling mine We would be much more cautious around elevator & train doors It's not your fault unless you're a R* dev. The realization that that the 4th season premiere was a reference to this show (or vice versa) hit me like a ton of bricks when I clicked through The music sounds like a dishwasher running You can abandon quests? ^^^^^omg its notch hes a redditer Shhh, I think she might know about this thread. You all have the same phone? Baby Jesus looks tweaked right out Hey all! l0l, uhhh, how is this gonna work Haha roots Oh, so it's a fact that liberal goals are rebuilding the old Soviet empire right here in the states then? Gotcha. I sure am rocking it! My colour is fading as I get older though. Gone is my fiery orange/red hair. I'm kinda dark strawberry blonde now so I dye red. Is that like a 1 in 42,735 chance? This question has confused me. I'm too close to the "cutoff" age for comfort.... All I see is a doll on a table Aaaaand now I've got the commercial stuck in my head again. OSTIA PUTA You just blew my mind.. and made me so, unexpectedly, hopeful for this.... this would totalllllllly be SOOOOO AWESOME I dunno, it kinda works both ways this time Hell even Darius pull works Woa dat...excessive My second tulpa, Stoyan, was derived from a TV show. My favourite TV show, in fact. Why? Looking back it was a silly decision to base him on something else (I was going to type stupid decision there but Stoyan stopped me Who says you have to bow Idk why reddit removed the post I'm never getting married Not sure if troll or legit Thank goodness we have such great people to help us out when our legs are facing the wrong way 66 $ Hmm it says you havent added me Good god man, haha. Sorry, I don't really use any pedals so seeing that many is like Either her inner labia are tucked in or this is photoshopped. It looks like she doesn't have a clit or vaginal opening. super consumables?! It was pretty crazy, I'm still having to deal with court bullshit since he still needs to be sentenced. :/ But yeah, best I can tell, that's exactly what it was. He's also bipolar, and he wasn't taking any meds because since we had all just moved to CO, he figured that he could just smoke weed and it would replace his need to be on the meds. (Now I am a strong 420 advocate, but it's not a miracle plant that can cure anything if you wish for it hard enough.) He got drunk that night, happened to go manic, and next thing you know he's randomly yelling about something (I couldn't follow his train of thought) and beating on me and the boyfriend with his skateboard. Apparently I crawled on top of him and bloodied him up pretty bad as soon as he dislocated my boyfriend's arm, but I don't remember a thing... From that link that I posted Xif and Green Mario is a ridiculous team 10 MG Looks like mold to me. Water in the airlock? Since April!? Why exactly are you always repeating what I wrote? I get my food from walmart with no problem. What's the problem with your experience with it? You don't want to know Now that I think of it, I've no idea. I don't know how I manage to press 2 and move forward at the same time Good, now that it's over... I feel the need to go play some more smite... They gave you a Pizza Hut gift card? ( telepathy (hidden ability) can't be gained till pokebank comes out If I get you a quarter...how high you think it'll bounce oh gosh you are right How did you know my child's name was Ren? What are you talking about? How could I forget? you have a lot of cards for 750 elo Nobody has ever heard of a black man breaking into a persons house and leaving gifts. Therefore he cannot be black... Maybe he's asian. Are those...piercings shaped like curly nose hairs? Do you mean... I just gave away all my millions for nothing? Why isn't Stout trying to finish? is this from HOLES? It's even more confusing when you see two other people upvoted him Holy crap, Ice Climbers getting 731 damage in 10 seconds Holy cow, came to say that exact same thing... Can.....can I slap it Ehh, I still think his hives need cdr. Too squishy for 16 second cd But...but I though MY parents are the real ones? That means...one of us is adopted! Yeah, that line really threw me off the the first ten times I read it. You get a tomb Sorry, added you just now. I believe the female is 31/31/31/31/31/6 (ideal being 31/31/31/31/31/0 I think?) but I can't swear by it with Instacheck being gone Maybe I am.... I've got some 4IV noibats and smeargles, or I can breed any pokemon you want (I'll also throw in Pokerus). I really need that Marill Tail them instead So yeah,it's a small PC.How exciting. Oh what? LOL what a waste of time. I mean I do exactly the same thing. Copy PASTE that shit. But then I also offer a 5iv as a tip? :P I dunno, its better than nothing right? And jeez, what did people expect? That's sort of the point of SVexchange?? it's a hoover...why is everyone talking about my carpet It has nothing to do with a language barrier (the US is not the only region with native english speakers, and the english education in europe tends to be pretty decent, thank you very much) and more something to do with culture. We dont really have that pregame trashtalk over here, at least not in the regions Im aware of, hell, my language doesnt even have a word (or combination of words, boy, do we like those Wisconsin, born and raised. Haven't gone a meal without brats, cheese and beer in over three months Wait. Isn't that a maternity ACU? You could actually trade that for something pretty good Warmup ia over, my section is relatively Bruin-free... for now. Haha all 4 of those? Imagine if Ozai and Iroh battled during Sozin's comet... Where did you get those blue lights? I must know CRY LIKE A BITCH FROM EXCITEMENT Only open in your ghall or in a pirate cave if you're buying them (find a pcave in realm and wait about a minute to make sure no one follows you except for host and whoever's playing. Trust me, it will save you so much heart ache in the end. One of my guildies bought an OT last week off some guy and popped in a bazaar. Some yellow star crashed it and told us it was fair play, because he "found it fair and square" Oh, dear god, I though those were jungle boots. Dat transformation Hmm don't see it And now I've completed adding almost all of the Star Wars books to an eBook wishlist. There's a lot out there Vanguard anon? That's gonna leave a mark..... I know! My jaw literally dropped & my eyes went " Do you only want things from gen 6? WTF did I just watch da fuck did I just watch?! Is that a lazy photoshop of frasier and daphne? MUST SAVE TO COMPUTER! The correlations are shocking... Cats and bad girlfriends .........Where the heck is the sylveon dude Damn that Quality.... I was looking to upgrade my old bow, and bought this one from a guy in trade chat for 50c. Thought it was a pretty good bow that I'll keep around for a while so I decided to try 5 linking it. I got it to 6s in about 15 jewelers and started spamming fuses. 20 fusings later, I got my first 6L What the fuck did I click on What the actual fuck? hahaha thought the same It will? I don't see any resemblances. Edit: After seeing a family picture it is more and more becoming a mystery. I'm not sure I want to know..... or why you were googling "Blue footed boobie" for that matter. There was a 1990s one I like it but the ult is too weak. Wait what? Ahri had a green Elixir running while at Baron. How old is this ¯\\_( My nickname everywhere is Ren Regrettably, that was the same night some other guys decided to go launching bottle rockets at some of the buildings, so security ended up being out that night and busting everyone. And then we found out the next day that the Chief of Security not only loved the idea, but he would have helped us pull it off. You really thought that was his main account When the video started and I saw the little old lady I honestly thought this was the family from The Poltergeist for a moment I worked a few years in a supermarket and never saw any of this. Hoah! I must try it orb walking shouldn't draw agro wow. I guess we really had a lot of luck that it didn't work then Are you on a phone? I will be What are you talking about What do you hold your pants up with then... Best carry - votin' for XBOCT, bein' a Na'Vi fanboy , but want to vote for Hao too, dat sexy suit Whats up with the dude wanting that much for a single gram? Thats whack Did you just ninja edit Poor kids. You make them watch that garbage Planes movie? I'm guessing you didn't want the trade? And was that a Shiny Axew What scares me the most is Ronnie Brewer's arm .... Damn.... can't figure out how to open this window with options... Possible murder near my house..... I.. did not notice that that was the end of broadcast Oh god, that last part about being infected Sea-cats are looking vicious this morning!!!! Im breeding an uncommon pokes can i msg u later if see if your interesed? Dude, man... LMAO, huh What are you talking about? Mother of God, I'd forgotten about that one. Didn't even give any credit to Walcott for that amazing finish, hell they didn't even acknowledge that koscielny went off injured why isnt this song on spotify? how does adding songs to spotify work? I can't believe it's been so long. Where'd those ten years go? The fuck? That guy in the background is a giant Nice. It just looks so harmless. 2 sour patch watermelon candies. Imagine mixing those 2 into a pack of regular ones What is this magical thing that I have come across my IGN is uniforce can you initiate pelase, I really can't seem to find you Holy shit, I honestly forgot about him. Acifin is a direct subsidiary of Broadband TV (BBTV) - it is staffed by BBTV employees. When I talked with them ~4 months ago they also had the *longest* basic contract I've ever heard of (5 years!) and when I was like Her eyes are looking inside soul Checking the score, Hmm, interesting How did you get the T3 armour in the tutorial zone? Yeah, there must be some serious problem, my game was authenticated as a starter edition I think I was What are you talking about? u high bro Backstory: My mom has had her Naked palette for probably 2 years and I was always so jealous :'( For her birthday a few months ago, I got her a couple of makeup items I thought she would use, including this Maybelline quad in Natural Smokes (I have it, and I FUCKING LOVE IT. Seriously, I would strongly recommend this quad to anyone. It's actually VERY high quality). Anyway, I just got home for winter break and she asked if I wanted her Naked palette. I was like... YES!?!??!?!? I asked her why she didn't want it and she was like "I don't know, I just never use this one. I just use that eyeshadow you got me all the time." I guess sometimes drugstore really does win out? Where's the neck though? .... I've no idea how it got there Yep, that's about 8.5 million dollar pizzas as of today. I thought this was an old clip to be honest Why would Martin Luther King say that? I didn't know celibacy had anything to do with civil rights how.... how did u find this? this is a 21 day old post.... I've made so many new/more recent ones since then Good fucking lord.. JAMAAL I can't help but notice: your boss has worked all those years and that was the first vacation he's ever taken? That might make sense... If the team game in question hadn't been played over 3 months ago. I've been to a few costcos in the houston area, I have never seen a brisket sandwich on the menu I thought you made that line up as a joke....But that's really something that makes it into sports media?! Ohsweetbabyjesus... Yeah, also what happened to trexous? This is entirely irrelevant to the topic at hand, so hopefully no one follows me down this rabbit-trail, but....did you change your flair recently? A 50€ card? Am I missing something? What does "6 Game Thread" mean? Intercepted...what? Did this game really just happen? That's a pretty expensive game who is this? Sounds twisted without context lawyer Thresh would be a laugh, and twilight leona is cool, wish that was a skin Why would you want fake cards? If they are fake might as well print them out on a sheet of paper Thank you so much! Yeah, after I did the eyebrows, I realized it, but I just went with her natural brow (which she doesn't maintain) and they are SO thick! At first I was like, "30 days? Pffft!" Then I saw the pics and I was all like Who the hell puts gravy on their fries!! Maybe its just an NZ thing... we use tomato sauce I didn't believe you Fuck me dat ass It's a cartoon for kids, man. That's how everything is, mang Rebecca Mader as the Wicked Witch of the West..... Clever advertising student loans? well, thank you for "arguing for us". You liked the Black lady and the old white man? All I do is sit on my computer all day >You liked the Black lady and the old white man? I just wanna get lost in those arms.. Unfortunately I just lost my job and I'm a little short on cash. I just moved out from my moms house and man is the world hitting me hard ! Seeing as how hard it is to get your hands on one I figured I'll let my favorite toy go. I'm taking any offers and I guess best offer for me takes it. I'm sure we can work something out. Beat two games on it and that's all the playing I've done one it really , mainly used for Netflix watching. Works great haven't had any problems with it ! Only thing is that surprises me is that the black plastic on the left side if kinda scratched somehow. So, it's black friday, last year. I worked in Auntie Annes pretzels as the shift lead, the line is out the DOOR... like 100+ people waiting for these pretzels on sale, everyone's going apeshit for these pretzels and i'm rollin' like 30 of these fuckers every 30 seconds, BANGIN' 'EM OUT! Perfect size, everything, every type. And I have a slight drooling problem, which mind you has never once happened at any job ever, but that night it happened. I was rolling my dough, being observed by little kids who thought it was so cool, one of which was a toddler and the other was a little boy who barely knew what right and wrong was, I was rolling, smiling cos they were extremely fascinated... and as I was looking at him rolling this pretzel, a little dribble of drool trickled out and it went into the dough! The little kid went from ?_? face to ! I know I am...I can't help myself You look like an angel Good answer...he was probably trying to set you up. Unfortunately I just lost my job and I'm a little short on cash. I just moved out from my moms house and man is the world hitting me hard ! Seeing as how hard it is to get your hands on one I figured I'll let my favorite toy go. I'm taking any offers and I guess best offer for me takes it. I'm sure we can work something out. Beat two games on it and that's all the playing I've done one it really , mainly used for Netflix watching. Works great haven't had any problems with it ! Only thing is that surprises me is that the black plastic on the left side if kinda scratched somehow. Yes. At a bar apparently. I still don't remember that night. I feel the same. I will treat subsequent seasons as spin-off. I mean I strongly thought tonight's episode was the last one ever for this series before coming to this subreddit Has it? Didnt know that Wait, are people really that ignorant about the difference between type 1 and type 2 Diabetes? Those of you saying "oh, Utah drivers aren't so bad": can I have some of whatever you're taking? What's wrong with "Waltzing"? It feels like Haunter's eating my soul with those eyes. I believe it was making a fist, and then ramming. /| I wake up at 3am Who said that he was dropping her? To sve on sam radi? No they don't You were on TOP of your patient's bed doing a knee on belley?!? 30 upvotes and 1 comment Ohio is the test-market state for new food products. Well, fast food products at least. Maybe they're bringing FTC *back.* no joke? Gumtree is dire. No I don't want to pay $150 to sleep in a living room with a curtain divider Is it like "Shit-hat" or more like "Shi-that" I went from living up island my whole life to Victoria a year ago. Did you know there's considerably less rain here?! I feel like I'm in a different country and it's only a half days drive away ...That picture is not my girlfriend, dude. In response to the primary question (in title)... No, because they have all the diamonds :) How do u sue, that which has all the diamonds this was awful and pointless and will not benefit anyone. the descriptions of each god made me question whether ot not the "writer" even played the game. sneaky thanatos? stunning and sexy athena? My eyes are bleeding and my ears are crying. Help you real mad What rate of farm? You should be oom after 2 tosses How did you get my age correctly I had sex on the beach with a friend of mine one night. We thought we were well hidden from the line of sight of anyone walking on the beach. WRONG! It was all fun until a couple of old British women came up to us and said the whole bar opposite the beach could see us. Awkward!!!!! Sjokz is pregnant? How is it possible to spend that much money How did you open .upk files I was talking about "balance" in the sense of balance in the universe, not in a game sense Giving everyone gold Zenith is replacing the relic weapon +1 names. I think I posted the coords in the title and Lion ne ne Destained? I don't even... High sec corp warfare? It is gimmicky, but you know how hard it can be to sell friends on a game (or music, movie etc.) and although I had mentioned it to them and showed them a couple screen shots I didn't want to be all in their face about it so I choose that hoverboard video to show them and their eyes went from -.- to What mount is that Santa Gnome riding?! what is a miata???? ### Thanks, I'll never understand the concept of censored porn. oh wow, face man, that steering wheel was way upside down on those turns how are spaces exploitable? How do you know they're the same people ? I thought I was the only one JESUS IS WORKING WITH THE HOMUNCULI. The university has it's own police department? Just learned that apparently I'm not too fond of grass pokemon Planning on teaching English as a Foreign Language. It's not my first choice either, in fact I did some research and the area has had to shut down schools due to air pollution TIL there are people who actually like fishing in this game Why? Why not just send this via PM? Joan Fontaine was pretty but Grace Kelly in a red dress at the beginning of Dial M For Murder You can absolutely judge someone based on what they bought... are we even playing the same game? I am already forgotten It doesn't looked rolled? Maybe I'm too high as is Mercury early sucks at such point that is crazy someone would pay that much for a gun Someone I didn't know added me, and immediately sent a snap of his face, with "Miss me?" as the text... Beaten it on my Virtual Boy years ago... The fuck This is NOT GOOD! Sriracha I understand, but what was the circumstance surrounding the nutella situation? RES is messed up for me too now. I know this will be downvoted, but are you sure these weren't brought to the hospital for proper disposal? I found this very hard to watch, maknoon does everything for jokes but it was so serious Which translates to first Phins win against Pats in 4 years. My husband and I are the same way - we dated for 7 years before he proposed, and our wedding was basically break-even. We spent the bulk of the money on the honeymoon (and it was totally worth it). We spent under $10,000 all together, and with family help we probably only REALLY spent under $2k. I just don't understand the people willing to sacrifice the cost of a house for ONE DAY ... When was it legislated that people can't have sex? Are you sure you're not wearing mascara? Why do you need to be good at photoshop to whirl his dick? I felt that on Nyan Cat as well but...I'm not sure how, but after 2-3 minutes those very small grains were gone When I watch Formula 1 and they change wheels on the cars in about 2 second during the pit-stops "Yet they come" oh. thats not good I don't think Mousasi will crumble to Anderson's striking and I don't think Anderson will succumb to Mousasi's grappling. Goddamn now I want to see this fight. Definitely the most ominous comment in this thread so far. I'll be your friend Look at the two owls on the right VINES R SO FUNNY LMAO SO QUIRKY SO FUN HAHAHA z{ I was thinking you actually painted the skull You commented in my thread. Excellently written,and did not see that coming!Loved the descriptions and imagery. "Merry Christmas!" also from the site: George Washington did not have wooden teeth. His dentures were made of gold, hippopotamus ivory, lead, and human and animal teeth (including horse and donkey teeth) back to normal present? I'm scared. Maybe we sat next to each other You replied to me or a 666 what the hell is your mouse sensitivity set to This might be one of my favorite things I've seen on reddit. Also, I had no idea praying mantises can grow to be the size of someone's hand He must be the chosen one Hmm you gift should arrive around now, but that wasn't what I sent you! That is the smallest penis I've ever seen. I'm not sure if I retracted because of the pain or if he was just born that way End of Braveheart, that sword flying through the air.. That may have been me Good question, they're both very different. The one on the left kinda stays compact with smaller leaves, while the one on the right has bigger leaves, but fewer of them. Seems to depend on where they are planted in the tank. Since I moved the one on the right from being all the way to the right where the red cabomba is, it no longer sprouts leaves toe the top of the tank My only mystery gift was nunu bot. What? This makes no sense his two, a hot chick with a nice rack, and a hot chick who had cancer? More of my writing? Or are you saying it should be continued? Omg, that's awesome. Mine little dude is just like 'trying.. meh..' but that guy is like a tiny motorboat. I know! It was 77F and sunny today in San Diego. I don't know how I made it through this rough December weather. Supposed to be more of the same all week too! Yeah, check your computer privilege, guys. I dunno who that guy was but that was an awfully convenient way for the writers have these two argue Lol thank you :) actually yes!! I'm a chemical engineer! My ex found what I was learning to be confusing n he said in his mind I was a chemical farmer n it just kinda stuck :) many people ask if I grow weed woo and how tf you get 103 keys 1.2K lost faceoffs, what a stat Woah I'm back! I did t think I'd get so many replies Jeremy Ross' picture on the NFL play by play is still him in a Packers jersey. What the.... it was the high So do chicks dig elo then? Aldi is in Germany?? ohmygod Who else heard? Joe Johnson had 29 points in the third quarter, including eight three pointers. I know, mind blowing. Christina is .. superficial ?? well I still go pick up the gear, the fire keeper's soul and the power within so I save almost nothing. I just don't see what is so hard about that place Wow a tournament I wanna participate in one so bad I...had no idea that "Doom" was a genre of music The Avs have 30 shots sorry for the late add may i have ur machoke I thought she was like 40 Fortunately, no. Just all of the details about the house, the setting, the dogs and the owners sounds very similar to some people I know, lol. Yeah, ur fine. I had my Poldiac w an RSST and my chi (clone) with a nimbus (clone) with me through the airports last week. One lady asked what it was, said she'd never seen one that big before I want to be friends with your friends... What complaints? YES I want to try Bourbon but the only local shop that has it is selling it at 23.95 for a 4 pack Dude. Way to creep me the fuck out Oh my gosh...you just blew my mind with that I think you're looking in the wrong place Poor Jeb... It looks like you could have gotten back to Kerbin, but I think you burned at periapsis instead of apoapsis I couldn't get past his eyebrows source? Very serious question, but do people actually write with old school pens / paper? Perhaps it's just me, but I write very slowly and have a very serious spelling problem. I am dead on deck without massive spell correcting. It's shameful. You'd think I was retarded without spell checker....that said, I hate 'writing'. I type everything. I was under the assumption that most serious authors have to type these days...Is this false You had? I read: "bowels of tomatoes" that was a strange time to link at.... those are funny navigation lights DAYZ SA is released?!? First time I really struggled healing (though we didn't die) was Haukke's Manor. It's an awesome fight, but it's the first time a healer is really pushed. I think the hardest dungeon for me is Aurum Vale, anything after that just seemed really easy. How the fuck do you practice 180s while standing on the handlebars without breaking your neck? You play smackdown 2 on your phone? Whew, that was a hard one to make it through. Hell, I hit refresh, see a "SERVERZ UP!!!" post, refresh a few seconds later and they've already been downvoted into oblivion. Makes me wonder how many I've missed When i look at it i see a green dot go around and after a while the pink dots disapear The coldest we've had that I can remember is when I was in the navy on guard duty in February 2012... Had to lay low in the snow for 2 hours in -32 degrees Celsius (-25.6 F according to Google)... And we didn't have any fancy fur coats... we had the same uniforms that we used in June Who uses Yahoo these days? "Food was amazing" I am so confused. How are half of the answers here games in which you don't even jump? You look a lot like my ex when first chopped her hair, from loooooooong to about this length > No Mind MGMT and Dark Horse Presents That looks like a Subaru door handle. Gore and hate??! Then you should read the thread title before clicking whats even more confusing is why i'm getting down voted extendable shaver Holy shit, I think I had a nightmare that took place in that exact bathroom. That top topic... Love it :). I don't have a Christmas tree this year. Now that I think about it, there's not one Christmas decoration in my apartment Seriously, how does it work out? I saw a squirrel so fat that he had a mobility scooter THIS IS A FUCKING PAINTING...... YES Hot damn Read dating as duoing WTF does 2manydjs live mean. Why isn't it Soulwax live? What was censored in Kiki? deleted, missed explanation in below post somehow £200K is a bit much don't you think? Wait... someone told you, you should kill yourself because you don't want kids?!? I mean REALLY? Holy crap! > I would not feel safe if I were dating you... How do you deal with the orbs? Jetblue actually has a deal going on today, lowest hotel/flight is $355 for low end hotel 4 days 3 nights, which is not bad... but that's not the expensive part of Vegas... Going out every night (and day parties) is going to be $30-60 cover and the amount of drinks consumed (even if I pregame) is astronomical since it's $10/beer, and let's not even mention gambling I'm breaking at least $1,000 and this is just basic Vegas... (yes I understand there is poorman's Vegas, but no one goes to Vegas to bar hop). And let's not even talk about baller-Vegas. I remember there was a club out there you had to buy a $500 bottle of champagne every half an hour so the bottle girl can poor it on herself... I've never had flood zone turn in to a sniper fest I don't get it OMG SERIOUSLY? 8 DAYS? Where the hell does a house like that cost that much danm imagine if ya had gotten some mana-wyrms and malygos in there I GIFT YOU...the freedom of choice! ( I know i wish i saw this earlier, i mean they must have it somewhere $200? Damn... that's Che Guevara right there When the hell did I say or allude to it ever being okay or a good thing? I was in a mall bathroom washing my hands and there was a guy using the sink next to me. As I'm drying my hands, an older man walks in and tell us that we "better get out of here boys, this is gonna be a big one." We both walk out but the sounds of the older man destroying the toilet could already be heard Are you saying I don't have a great singing voice Yeah, I've looked around to find them and they seem pretty strong. I love Torts. Still seems small to me, just saying Do you need a visa to live in the EU? usps trashed the side of the box i just got a month ago but luckily the bag was still fine Oh god, I made a horrible mistake! Just checked...it's at 1,850,587,204 views Are...are those two CC skulls...that you're planning on giving away?? My thoughts exactly. I thought Dubai would be the tamest of them. Apparently, that still doesn't mean much. You ran into that at level 30 So I did. Did anyone else's browser automatically download a file after clicking the link? You should've seen my house in fallout 3... I had EVERYTHING put there in a great way... done on an xbox oh that's even better. Oh God! Santa made it onto his OWN naughty list. Holy shit, that's more than Bleach ever got Theres a difference between "successfull terror attacks" and "amount of terrorists". US regulations got a lot more strict and the security/spionage system is much more advanced, alltho that tends to also be a bad thing, however, theres also a lot more pissed off people. Im pretty sure that if the security standards were the same as back before 9/11 bombs would be going off all over the US What are your number keys bound to? ^^^^^ I was told a story by an old g/f about a guy that called it his pooter. He would rant about it not doing anything, being good for nothing and having diseases....people thought he was talking about his wife $80,000? What the hell was your degree in? 2 GB Ram just a dual core and so on my laptop is shitty as fk and i'm usally the first one into the game Felt that one all the way down in my haunches. That was unexpected. ~~Its a shop.~~ then what does that make darien There *is* a God. I don't get it either It certainly is drinkable Its modest, yup! :D I wanted any gooey goomy with acid armor. It actually has 4 egg moves As long as its shiny...yes?? OOC: ... wait a minute.. hold the phone!! ... Are the eyes in this meme following my mouse cursor? What game are you talking about? Sometimes I see that, and then when you refresh it's gone. I think sometimes things get downvoted by accident. Especially on mobile. (I fix all accidental downvotes by me. butt to butt Wow No What did it say?!?!? They view women as a different species of some kind, and also objectify them more than do other male friends. They're in their mid-twenties to early-thirties and some of them behave like middle schoolers. Siri is illuminati Very generous of you. As someone who's planning on picking up Y for Christmas, and who skipped the last generation... I'm not looking for handouts via Wondertrade or any other means. But OP (or anyone else) how exactly did you manage to get all these pokémon and items? Is he supposed to be that big? I am online "Please no not again" T key If I asked you guys for a hug, would you give one to me? 35 hrs. at a cigar shop. Never knew there was a console Wait. What? sounds like you've got a good grasp on your hair, which is really impressive. My mom has pretty curly hair and I keep telling her she doesn't need shampoo/brushes. She's so set in her ways though, she just brushes it out every day. Every time I see her do it I'm like... Wait so I need to go even lower? I haven't Your spaceship is made of *wood?* "Trim and shave all body zones - Not for use above the neck." Hands in ur pockets Your bodies are made of *meat*? But how do we know this isn't a lie? Fuck, that reminds me that we don't have Salo anymore. He's like OT kryptonite against Minnesota. MAYBE THEY WON'T REALIZE WEBER ISN'T SALO. Uh... It doesn't for me Wow on the internet, everyone is a cat! omg, I've ALWAYS had issue with this, had NO IDEA it had to do with ADHD. add me? I need excadrill Are you me? Just hit 85 on my druid, have that staff and love it, and am also looking for some cool transmog gear *they* don't look like marshmallows how/when did you find out? that's kind of strange Shit dude. Fellow diabetic here, this hasn't ever happened to me before but it scares the hell out of me. I saw Lance Berkman steal a base last year That lee sin's name spelt back words is "insec" Dan Dinh So there are MULTIPLE cop-impersonating rapists in the Twin Cities? What's thrush? yes a joke that a comedian came up so people would laugh at it because it's so fucking ridiculous is totally actually a great thing Haha I wouldn't be trading and breeding currenlty if I was over there. Now I have a 6iv trubbish for my troubles What in the fuck? Came to say this. I'm glad I'm not the only one! OMFG! I thought it was a mod or something like that but he only uses vanilla objects That axe of axe statue! haha sick lad! who are you oh lawd if i could get a light one for izanagi after one of our new marines lost his firing pin, his squad leaded, in front of the company told this Marine that his mom should have Swallowed him. and we stood by I had a game stream open when I read that and the streamer just sang that while I was reading Is it.. gliscor? list comprehensions are crazy Her eyes are ... following my every movement. I'm more surprised that he counted exactly how many he managed to dodge Shhhh! I'm awake Followed the tip bot to this subreddit. I thought it was a joke Vhich aktually iz Central... hic! Holy shit. He is on point his mechanics. Um, Panther Rush seems to be not spending Logicat Levels... Please refrain from taking advantage before I get a chance to fix it Holy hell he pitched 14 innings WHAT IF THEY ATE THE BABY what happened to her ass HOLY CRAP WHOA How did you know Espurr, huh? Since it's Field I could probably just breed one myself, although it is cute. The way it stares at you, though...like it's witnessed something awful. Li stavo ascoltando nel momento in cui ho letto la tua risposta ... How the fuck do you even get dogecoins in the first place Thanks for this. Indeed, it is very relevant, and it looks like she updated a good while ago, so we should have seen that earlier Dafudge Maybe, like, the ear rumbling *is* telekinesis and we were contacting each other all along. My time to shine! As for legalities? What is your FC? Quite enjoyed this! Btw what's NSFW about this? keloids article? do explain... Is there a way to edit your flair without losing your ball? And why does this happen? DOGE address? I KNOW ME TOO! Good luck to you on the blanket. I have to do a cowl for a friends girlfriend for her Christmas present. It'll take about 2 balls of yarn I feel slightly creeped out by his mouth not moving at all Holy crap. I'm on contract with Airbnb and never even considered that idea. Considering all the wicked locales I've had the chance to photograph in working for the service, I feel like a ditz not jumping on the idea of booking them for personal shoots as well. Did he have permission from the author? That's copyright infringement if not Riding a bike for a long time makes my gooch hurt for several days after. Our balls just kinda lay on the bike seat and all the pressure is put on our gooch. Im glad everyone here thinks its hilarious, cause I loved it lol. I felt bad that he didn't seem like he did. I mean, I almost also sent him a box of Oatmeal Cream Pies because in one of his posts, he said that as an adult he couldn't eat them with a straight face. wow 300-500 Enough internet for today. BUT I'M STILL HERE That's actually *exactly* what makes you a gamer. I like the slayer and archer's the best. The lance looks cool when it's out, but just kind of meh when it's on the back. The zerker axe doesnt look like an axe I am actually willing to try this it's insane that we are down our top 4 linebackers. Washington is going to have a field day running all over us That's a really good way to get shot. ...Right. Try several thousand. We had someone crash into our car when my husband and I were (ironically) already driving me to the hospital for premature labor. Had to call an ambulance to transport us the rest of the way because the car was messed up. Luckily the other guy's insurance covered the bill, but it was $2500+. Part of that was something like $300 for a blanket the gave me Att hålla reda på porrsökord? modern wood? Are you saying Reddit can ruin my life? Why and how the fuck do you just "pack up" a hotel iron (presumably) by mistake? well, if blizzard won't sue these guys, nintendo will due to the trademarked question mark box in the car selection screen. I'm impressed that you can eat 5 eggs at once. They have a Total War: Civil War game? WOoow ... Charlotta ... in Reddit ... Those curves are out of this world ... those hips ... Damn I'm fairly certain I did it right Awwww why 21 hours what? How so? Just when I think I've seen all the bizarre shit there is on the Internet, I keep getting thrown curveballs. Before I even read the article, the first thing I saw for sale in the picture of the site said "cocaine energy drink." Isnt religion in general speculation? Yeah but the thing is I said ok let's play some unranked to warm up and I'll play ranked after a win 10 games later and I'm horrified of playing ranked now I was seriously coming to the comments to call you out for posting a render... I humbly apologize, and stare in wonder. One can't be extradited for financial matters. Unless you mean murder and bail The top part of the A key seems like that. I'm Finnish and I'm confused. So Riot planned that almost 3 years in advance There are people who *don't* think he's attractive? MUST HAVE KERBALS And the right words. People just want to know they're valued, y'know? It seems difficult for some My bad for not explaining. They actually ran ignite instead of smite Coordinates plz Well, that's nice ༼ つ How do you make those gifs? ( Umm; am I in trouble? What if they somehow incorporated this one with the one with mark Wahlberg or maybe it is secret op and the challengers will not tell us its secrets Man I have an eight year old and I STILL can't believe I'm really a mother. Mostly it just kinda feels like I have an autonomous doll friend who's cute and sometimes annoys me Although...what is the ability?? Wow, you are all a bunch of mood-killing downers. whose son? did you even watch it? Great Scott... the *screaming*... It glows If you are still reading the books, I would avoid any internet discussion on GoT like the plague. There are spoilers everywhere, for example, darrio is benjen, or is he? Is that a joke? I read the rules and there was nothing about this that isn't allowed...and I included the searching I've already done. Also literally nobody else had anything negative to say or seemed to think this post was unfit. So far I'd gotten a lot of great feedback that the rest of your sub was unable to provide. I'm not looking for fucking classifieds asshole. I'm looking for IDEAS So you can possibly win yet more 2p pieces? Is that Ashley The "you might fall in love with it" bit is stunning. She will DEFINITELY fall in love with it, she's her mother, it's in her genes and hormones and what not. That's evolution for you. But does that change anything? No. She would fall in love with her thirteenth child too, should she have 13 children? you must not socialize much if you dont know what these are being a fan of a video game player is a thing? You're telling me iOS7 doesn't make the iPhone water proof Just realized "$0" and "dollars" don't need each other That's... freaking amazing. He is one of the prettiest lizard I've ever seen > And how exactly do the lighting and color improvements cause screen lag to begin with? oh, hello K. Cos I am a bit bi, and once in a while people peg me and I try to shirk it off because I'm not open about it. Unless they're just busting my chops and I get all shifty like.... >_> "They know...." but but /u/unidan has 1,000,000+ karma Th-that's not breakfast That's so prescient it's *spooky* How have I missed this?.... I don't have the BBC article to hand (so you can disregard this if you want) but he was reported to the police by a number of people over the last year or so. A lot of the coverage refers to his ex-girlfriend who reported it recently. The police then went into his data storage and found over 27 TB worth This is why people thought there were gods back then That's really a wonderful story; thanks for sharing it :) On a lighter note though, which parent doesnt think their 22 year old son isn't sexually active? .... .... Ah, I see it - Ive not used cosplay.com in a looooooong time and dont often get to comment on others' galleries! I clicked through initially and didnt see LoL in the sidebar. Sorry about my derpness. Whoa Oh sweet baby Jesus NOPE NOPE NOPE. I need something soft and adorable immediately. A similar question exists among Muslims. Some scholars say that the prayers scheduled for night time and after sunset must be performed by midnight, although it's not known for sure. Ayatollah Sistani, the biggest Shia scholar, says the prayer is "neither late nor on time" if performed after midnight. Wow. You've done it Welcome to the corp! By the sound of that philosophy, I'm glad you're on my side Domination challenge is still there So, it's a Stargate? its kinda sad, I guess because adam and eve ? Lol. This theory is actually my worst nightmare. Totally fake, but would make a horrific childfree women's horror movie. Seriously... Just imagine... They had an arapaima at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago, it was my first time ever seeing one - I can't BELIEVE how huge they get! I couldn't even imagine holding one yes it probably would I find it weird none of these ads even lead to anywhere, what is their use Asumizu is at peace with the inner enigma of his mind If you look close right at the end you can see blood spraying. You don't?? Because that's him. Lol it doesn't happen to be a shiny 5iv magician fennekin w/ all four egg moves...?!? Aren't furries just people who like to dress up like animals, like cosplay? I didn't know it was a sexual thing I specifically said, "Has there ever been a post transition, not necessarily post op..." Many trans women either chose not to have surgery, can't afford it, or have medical issues that prevent it. In solidarity to these women I never divulge my operative status unless there is an imminent chance of being intimate in some way. And I just wanted to add, those fucking cats deserved everything I did to them. His teammate Chris Andersen is scarier. does he have a cock nose?!?! Why do people decide to upvote his stream promotion? That's so fucked up. Maybe you do, and you just don't know it.... Lvl 69 digglet omg so dope! thanks, you're a hero. and your safari is really sick! That's so odd then. #11 : superbus ... dufaq? Any foreign poke? So many heights, what to do... People actually had that feature enable to begin with? Those videos really fuck with your brain if you understand German. It's really strange I can watch it on my phone right now... boys wearing pink shirts... this was back when i was in high school...10 years ago..they said it was a gang color I don't get it.. What's it with all those hearts? my mom doesn't even know how to change the name of a file lol, ain't alone in that surprising demographic. But then, I've been entranced by Menzel since first hearing her in Rent a decade back. Which is shocking, since that spoken word intermission bit where she debuts only had me oh oh! Ditto...... Just wondering, why not physics at Palomar college? my SFIK came with an original ardunino uno, smd edition That's weird. To someone from the north east, anyone south of Middlesbrough is a southern Nancy. Ditto as above. It may just be magic internet money, but if it made another person happy, its beautiful. (not saying that peeing on someone just because it makes them happy is beautiful but.. uh, you get what i mean...) O_O Kudos to people who can work with their partners... but I can't do it. I need space.... and I am not interested in the crap that comes with working with someone you have sex with. Haha, cute. I have a picture of my little girl cuddling with her *own* butt, complete with her back legs thrown over her shoulders. Where does it come from then? Yea lets nerf all those OP ice spear builds that are running around 150k damn That sock disappears into nothing Oh man! Thanks! I figured that somewhere someone knew this. It is just I never really noticed it being used tbh. I was just in training and found that Doom could actually cancel a dash with a jump (was not sure if he could do it at the time). From there I decided to try using his tri-dashing with it and my face was like Then he's a punk ass diva? If I was on the glass as a kid with a play right in front of me I couldn't have given a fuck less about a camera. My face woulda been like ... what the hell was that Yeah finding a song with a good build up was hard for such a small clip Did he cancel ww's ulti with his own ulti? Going into the jungle is already in the game no? lol I can only imagine what that must look like The Donald had a good idea for once? Do I hear a fat lady singing? Okay last comment cause I imagine things are only going to get crazier. The last few sentences made me gasp out loud. Isn't there a unwritten rule of Reddit, where you can't talk about your own cake day? Unless someone else brings it up first.... Alien registration is a common term How many table flipping gif do yo have? Superman legs would hurt 1,450,753 total views... You should probably get off the big scary internet too. It must be too wide spread for you. Well, I am technically old enough to be your mom, I dunno how you feel about that. Awk Why is Blackgate Hackgate? i dont see it... And, what happens when you smoke lot of weed? There's a buy order for a quarter million quarks on Cryptsy I'm going through almost the same thing. woke up this morning with an upset stomach though Why is it that GTA 3 and SA are compatible with my phone but Vice City isn't. Can this really be considered a fetish? No there's not Oooh, what color is that? And is it the same one on your nails? Because I need this This is amazing Wait what, Bill Gates gave her iPad? ** Wow Brainwashing is a powerful thing Umm..is Fallout your religion? what? I've played it once. Never again. Oh damn! Someone should have made a P4A video about this so everyone hears about it. I would have never friggin known. It's in the 40's in NJ. We've had two "snow storms" on Saturday and Tuesday and all of sudden it's going to be 60 this weekend. Crazy weather How do you have a non-fiction book with fantastical elements? Ahah I had no idea it was a Del Toro The problem I had was going shopping on several different occasions instead of just getting everything in 1 shopping trip. I didn't realize how much I'd spent until all my receipts were together I dont see the logic behind this. Okay. It's fine. It's alright. I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway. Just got back from spending an early Christmas with my boyfriend's family in Wisconsin. It's the second time I've met his parents, first time I've been to their home, and first time meeting a huge portion of their extended family. Everyone was really warm and welcoming....this may sound weird to those who can't relate, but sometimes I feel uneasy when it appears I'm the only Asian in town. In the whole week I saw only 1 other at Fudruckers. But people were so nice I had zero anxiety about that. Everyone had presents for me, which I didn't expect at all (spent my birthday there too), and I also didn't expect them to love the NY Cheesecake I brought over on the plane! They went so crazy for it, they kept eating it for breakfast your chart is messed up btw WANT. Yeah, I just sat in a MAA for an entire round on Hainan and got a Fast Attack Craft service star. I don't think I've ever heard of "gift horse in the mouth" Captain, what do I do with the leftover cables? There's gray, light gray, dark gray, more gray. Wait... Is this 50 shades of gray I'm looking at... I was expecting a ghost story but this is much much scarier not interested in paypal, bad experiences $5 was a hypothetical number. I would have no idea how to assess the value of a folded $1 bill Outlook Express I don't even...what? Da woman Our backup QB makes more than our starting QB. I don't know, am I you? You can donate CDs to the library? I really like the look of that chair. I wish I was joking but it's a beautiful looking chair The comments section of this made my brain hurt. First thing I thought was "KHALEESIIIII". Uhhh google makes suggestions based on your personal preferences though... Wow thats 20 times more than my entire wallet 10,048 Hide it? WTF Just curious, is that Zorua a clone? what if all this China news is actually just a means to manipulate prices? Those prices ..... Wow, that's some great damage! It was still killing the high level infested right? I see in one pic an ancient is still standing afterwards?!! not sure. i've never seen this format before SoS is famous for trebbing. Srsly. Especially when Red. I counted no less than 29 trebs in the northern 3rd of EBG the first week my guild moved to SoS. Maybe it was a fluke! Like that boy and his dog? How is it Imperfect? It's quite the enigma! Interesting that the article is now removed... Holy shit dude thats fucking nuts.... Damn. I'd stick it in dat ho. When she's wearing those hipster glasses, she's like a 10/10 Oh, I thought he was fixing your mom's laptop. Thought you were trying to claim karma from her porn. Ignorance is bliss? Maybe? That. "Accidental" kids. I wonder how many people end up with kids because a partner sabotaged the birth control on purpose. "Oops, condom has a hole in it" or "Oops, my pill didn't work". Wow, every time i read it as jasontheincest Well alright then... I really can't fault someone for adding a warning about that kind of stuff. what else is there to do really??? .... what gender are you Yeah that one really made me ...I guess I see the asian Santaman is watching illyoxis. Always watching. Always plotting. mother of legs I feel like I'm back in the evangelical, holy-roller church from my childhood.....the sound and feel is so similar. Lol that would be pretty annoying. So much red I'm obviously the best "Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure" .... ummm.... that comment below, and the bot removing it..... is that removing something of mine Its the only shiny riolu I have. And it was from a giveaway Imagine 2 8th gates opening at the same time That's creepy as hell btw does UW really give free pie on pi day??? Oh my Haha yeah especially after removing instacheck!! ARGH. Damn. It wouldn't be so bad if people with the clones were like "Ok! Sure we can trade!" Esp if the offer was a fair 5iv for 5iv anyways, instead of being like nty. nty. nty. I mean if they can make more, why must they be so picky with their trades? I second this. -or is it third Tested Storm Spirit. Electric Vortex is now pretty much Reverse Polarity on a 10 second cooldown and a hero that can blink wherever he wants WoW!!! Blowfly girl: How did I miss that? You don't understand why they don't use Euros... in the Americas? I can do the same! And I can crack about anything, my fingers, knuckles, wrists, neck, knees, ankles... I also can move my ears up and down and my har back and forth and move both eyenrows seperately. I can dislocate my right thumb and put it back without feeling any pain. What the fuck is up with my body can you please elaborate? this article freaks me out and his comment reassured me... then you just... TOOK THAT ALL AWAY. I did, yes. Though I'm not one of the ones that paid 5000 as someone who has helped chaperon kids his age by the looks of it... he already did Adrian reporting in! Didn't think I'd find my name on here! Dem feets! wait.. you are a trainer That is actually an *amazing* dog name. I almost wish my new puppy weren't female so I could use it. thats my birthday You look like the spitting image of my ex and I recall she mentioned possibly having an ovarian cyst once. Sweet baby Jesus... I tried to use those words to explain teratoma to a patient. I just got That's not a rifle are you blind lol? You flip flop worse than Romney Thought loops i think it might have been taken off the web but this vid was called "glass ass". try thinking of the video of 1 guy one screwdriver when he shoved a really thick glass jar into his ass. but now imagine the glass jar shattering while it's entirely in his ass. it was horrible For reference, John Cho of famed "Harold and Kumar" is 41. Freaking Koreans don't age My sister's name is Anna then u must be american WTF did I just see? ...wait....are you Mantis? Holy crap you called this to a T. Belli and Patty both went off. Why raging? I... how is this even a thing? If shit like that can grow inside of us, I bet there are some scary shit growing on other planets I'm sorry to jump in on this thread, but are "Dogecoins" a reall cryptocurrency now Jesus they're high as fuck in that interview You don't have price tag strips in your store? Being friendzoned is a lifestyle now? well :( no friends around your place? yup it happens bro :( Are your friends far away? LOL why is that? That's also why the sharks like it so much. I'm playing on Europe and I get US currency ... dear god So that's what that feature does A study? You would not buy a phone because it has buttons on it? That's the NUMBER 1 THING that would stop you? I think everyone in this thread is overreacting a bit to having buttons on a phone. If everything else about the phone is good, why would you even give a shit? Like if it was a Nexus 5 with a better battery, the fact that it has BUTTONS would seriously stop you from having one? Wowh this is impressive I didn't find a cowboy hat ok. So I have 6 months to go and 25 books to read Is it... is it upsidedown? >||>.> <.< That's called tapping out dear. It may seem scary now but many games learn from it later... Or will they I was in my late teens and Kungen was my fuckin hero. I remember when armory came out and I was all like Hmm? O_o a non matching TSV? No I had extra Riolu eggs, and a friend of mine really wants a shiny Lucario/Riolu. I let him pick one out of the list of the ones I had left, and the one he really wanted with the natures/IV's matched your TSV. Owowow, that sounds awful I'm a bit tired from work, read the title as "my favourite Christian game". Clicked in and just couldn't figure what's so Christian about snowfighting No. May god have mercy on his anus Pobre cuate. Holy shit, you make Max look average height in this picture. 44 Second? With ur stats i'd do gwd Um...I'm not sure you're in the right place... TIL there are things like exotic packs that's a change... Mark Hamill was ahead by a landslide in the first 100 votes. Heh, me too. I don't know if it's the same elsewhere, but most of the people I've met call it "ringing the doorbell." (I know a guy who does it with L8s though I don't know what's more fucked; the actual video or the fact that I knew what I was in for and had to click on it? You spelled "wookiee" wrong oh, that's awkward Right... Eeeeeh... Hmmmmm.... Hi? What settings Are you playing On? I crank up all settings to max and it stil doesnt look as good as this? I used to go up to Mt.Hood in Oregon with my family and play in the snow in shorts and flip flops outside of the lodge as a kid, but no way in hell would you catch me up in the freaking Himalayas doing that shit. Like, what the fuck. At first I was wondering why the gift packs were 4-6 times more expensive than the same ammount in coffee per bean, then I realized 12oz for 8.95 or 12.95 is for a *cup* of coffee... And also, I'm blonde now. Apparently there are girls out there that think they pee out their vaginas Was that a piece of that guy's brain?? She probably read this post. I paused it right on that single frame- looked like a giant chunk of meat most likely skin Damn. You know the thirst is real if Kanye's DJ got jokes He just did a handplant rodeo 5 on a fucking spine and that's not impressive to you? Yeah... Snow would be nice... this winter is wierd... it's cold all day.. but still there's no snow... What /u/o_O______ what are you talking about? Wow, the way the first game ended. Literally went -> you can My brother-ion-law works at that mall. Is this sarcasm? I got bent over a desk when I filed after my divorce. That guy does a REALLY good wolf howl Green, pulpy, and spicy?! People actually say 'frick'? The year is not over yet... Kerp play so well both games That means everyone is a virgin I can't read that without SircEz's voice THOUGHT THE SAME So, I know this is kind of off topic, but was she saving these conversarions or do they just automatically get saved? I am not familiar with iPhones and would like to know That pull is way ahead of your other lifts I have a hard time seeing how a cake with a Kerbal on it is only "vaguely" related to KSP, while a reaction wheel is totally related to KSP? 270,000 and rising here. You must be new to the internet if the most fucked up thing you've ever seen is some goats get run over by a truck.. anyone else notice that in this form, her "horns" are actually teeth sticking up through her head? How can he tell that is his sister by that picture? I read that as Banana's as well and I'm like "oh he's going to suggest putting the peels in a doorway to make people slip on them and drop w/e it is they're holding" lol...not a bad thought actually The guy's profile says he was 46 and after this told me he was 15, well that escalated quickly not really a fear..but changing in front of animals. like dogs or cats. I feel so watched... Are you serious? Well there's me. : P "Kerosene" & pretty much her singing makes me go...blegh but it's subjective. Hell, some babies are MADE to that music These videos get uploaded so fast California here. Got interested in soccer (sorry I'm so sorry Does this work in multiplayer Ah, it'll be weird for someone to enter high school and drive and stuff What is happening So if I cross-stitch, crochet, AND knit...am I tri-stitchual? zeus has had the almost the same kit since launch, what makes him OP now and not before? coulda done without the last two Sweet, fantastic when is my bill going down...? Dang! ( MIA 93pts and 2mins left on the 3Q., exactly haha. gotta be careful tho cuz if they get driven out of their bar they'll come to all of ours "Only close lane is going to be the mid, Arthelon is going to destroy Pobelter" How it is close if he's going to destroy him Holy shit. Goosebumps around 2:45, haven't heard a verse that good in a while, Control included. I guess I didn't pick that part up on the song or something. To be honest... who needs mechanical keyboard Ugh seriously! 'Gay' meant hermaphrodite. Yep. This seems pretty awesome I know this has been posted to KarmaConspiracy already but it's been found out to be an actual conspiracy to rake in the karma...damn I recommend ordering some anime sleeves What did your mom do to her(and maybe you)? It's alright in that case something is wrong with the game mechanics. i guess eugen never heard of blitzkrieg? it must have been a mistake too for the USSR to drive all the way to berlin then. so we don't take ground on this game is that what we're saying? i seriously want to know because i like being aggressive and attacking i don't like to have my units sitting waiting for an attack that may or may not come. I've moved out from my parents house since like July. I go to college and work part time everyday. I have experienced the most amount of freedom in my life. I make my decisions, my schedule....walk around in my underwear when I want His voice... OH SHIT, that's me now and I haven't started a cycle. What? ...I've never run across that term in all my adventures among the radical queer subset. Then why the fuck did you pick that username? How good did it feel when it came out? We found an egg... We have no. Idea. How it got here.... $32500? Seems fair... imagine if it could also double *as* buttered bread Hmm... That's odd, the transaction has already been confirmed and the money has been subtracted from my account... Why is there a leather strap near the collar? LOOOOL my mom said that to me once during my sisters birthday. I laughed it off. Inside I was like " Wash your hands before building it Watch those turn out to be eyes and the 'eyes' on their faces just be markings Are you serious? you have a vimeo account? Poledancing isn't limited to a sexual nature... I don't think the SG wagers are greedy at all Did you just win the lottery or something? The gains will come back! Hope all goes well with your back, I have a lower back hernia and know all about pain By any chance you can go and visit them? How geographically ignorant do you have to be to mix up New Zealand and Australia Terrible price Wait, are you the model or the photographer.. ? Or both? That actually happened man "You're an awesome dancer, keep it up, you'll lose weight." Was... was that what it really said? If that's the case, I could add a giant list of stuff But what are you playing for then? what happens when you get a lot of good gear? You just kill zombies only? What am I looking at???? lol u cant blame Doubelift. Hes the best you know. Thats what hes thinking about himself so he doesnt make mistakes. Whenever he plays you can expect a one sided stomp How. How do you know? Sounds like something out of /r/fearme. What is your problem? Dat Sterling **pace** That 4/5 penalty is done by JASS instead of being default object behaviour? That's amazing I have had something very similar happen to me I already have you as a friend This is going to be amazing You really know people who quit Smite because hirez doesn't embrace the holiday season enough? Support doesn't respond at all? It's been 15 hours (as of this posting), it's not as if the guys doing Mekanism are working 24/7! Communication interrupted. Don't you still have your Gilgar? I have my mareep Really, who came up with these names That's so weird! Hah. I read this area has a proliferation of snakes. I just bought them for 1k each and they.... they won by 33 Very nice! Gotta love that procedural animation. Out of stock on Newegg already First colony mall, Sugar Land TX? Okay thanks. First time travelling on my own So, the Dr. Working the night shift in thr E.R. becomes the Once and Future King at least 3 times a week? I don't live in Minneapolis but I'm planning on attending school in Sweden next year Ofc stats matter That last link has to be sped up I thought that but I'm not signed up for any secret santa type things this year So wait, were you already attracted to your sister and that gave you a fetish for redheads or was it the other way around? Damn, I forgot the most obvious thing I think that its some game problem then Dem claws how on Earth are you going to download 100 GB a month? Please tell me that hawlucha has baton pass So you're saying... I'm *not* supposed to feel attracted to her? Aww :( I really want the fennekin though. What if I threw in an item? Bp, pp-max? Fisting.....so much fisting! Because talking to someone you care for about how you're feeling is nice? Holy Sweaters... My poor eyes!!!! I always seem to run into you How does the ult works in assault,domination and arena? the cover is for volume 70 Kirves sääressä on meemi? You're on /r/netsec and you still use XP? What is going on here? This is surprisingly taking me longer than i thought it would I eat oatmeal with water and I'm not poor. squirrel?? protech isnt a good starcraft streamer though Jeez that kid needs to chill, I wonder what his parents think when hes screaming like that i get a huge decrease when i lose ranging to -26~34 both. Ult scales well iirc but its still troll is the cropping feature still available? i was trying to crop a photo but couldn't see it anywhere oh! liking the set \ art Hmm not that I mind...but the ralts is 31/31/31/x/31/31 Dah man, I have bad timing. Mine comes with sucker punch, pursuit, iron tail and disable too what did I say that was a lie and why are you so mad? Do you remember me Clam? I can't believe thats him if I love cheese...does that make me white? Aren't you **supposed** to put cheese on everything? Maybe it is just a White thing imagine stepping on that wow your skin Now for the *real* question. Was the friend you were using your mom's vibrator on male or female? autistic? Yay, let's all look like our grans! Since when do you need to add "slight" to the term "Porsche facelift"? I had that same playset. And i think those same shorts! Oh my, you did the two things I hate more than anything.... What? How many days are you surviving Wow I just looked it up. It's near perfect. 31/31/31/18/31/30. Hah that...I dunno if I can trade that for a non-shiny, even if it is HP fire Wird man jetzt schon niedergeklickt, weil man über einen Witz von Loriot nicht lachen kann? My friend works at a Best Buy. Apparently people buy these things quite often. Have to agree. Graces wasn't....bad...in fact it tried to tell a really meaningful story (something the tales series has been doing since Phantasia and its "WTF The thing is so much bigger than the Chad Hunt super cock my wife fucks me with. You found me Yeahhhh. Clara is ok.. I kinda like her story, but that's about it. Really? The first time I passed a survival it was 20 rounds And here i was remembering quakeworld for fixing the lag games How do you even have that many Doges!? Whoaaaaaaa You left out the part where "Bill" own's a memorabilia shop in Las Vegas and the thing he sold is still for sale in his own shop even after he sold it on the TV show. ( Peyton and Welker? SEP "A virtue such as honesty or generosity is not just a tendency to do what is honest or generous, nor is it to be helpfully specified as a “desirable” or “morally valuable” character trait. It is, indeed a character trait—that is, a disposition which is well entrenched in its possessor, something that, as we say “goes all the way down”, unlike a habit such as being a tea-drinker—but the disposition in question, far from being a single track disposition to do honest actions, or even honest actions for certain reasons, is multi-track. It is concerned with many other actions as well, with emotions and emotional reactions, choices, values, desires, perceptions, attitudes, interests, expectations and sensibilities. To possess a virtue is to be a certain sort of person with a certain complex mindset. (Hence the extreme recklessness of attributing a virtue on the basis of a single action.)" I'm not trying to bullshit you, just letting you know that virtues don't HAVE to be "virtuous". Welcome to philosophy, where people will have contradictory virtues Don't mention gloves on here. OF COURSE NOT Man, what's up with the Desrow noshow Damn man, that's crazy. How on earth can you even afford all of this? I lived in an apartment building with 8 apartments per floor. There was an apartment directly across from mine, our doors faced each other. EVERY TIME I would open the door to leave, they would let out this terrible ...sound. I don't even know what to call it. It wasn't a shout or a yell, it was this awful, Silent Hill sounding cry that gave me chills. I started actually running from my door to the stairs since I had no choice but to walk RIGHT past the door to leave. My roommate said it would never happen to him. The person seemed to know my schedule, so when I was leaving for class one day - I opened the door and sure enough: SILENT HILL NOISE. I got out of class about 20 minutes early one day, snuck in, crawled up the steps and waited by their door where they couldn't see me. Right at 4:15 (when I would normally be walking in) I could hear someone come up to the door, stand there, and just wait. Doge on door I have almost the same picture on my Twitter. wut if next hero is Oracle simply because Gaben saw your post why did they do this This looks like modded Skyrim This is escalating really quickly and getting personal, this might get out of hand soon soon Solo winning? Holy shit i need a .gif of Kate in that leather Dude... i think that's rape.. How can something snorted take 6 hours to hit I can haz link to that playthru??? I've never met a chargers fan who said Rivers sucks, so that's actually a thing no but I do assume all homophobes are assholes....hmmm interesting choice of words, self--- you may be on to something Did you do the TV too?! maybe it's reddit and calm down? Looks completely normal to me. my jaw just dropped Wait he use to live on Hayes? Does anyone know if the Chromebook winners are going to get a replacement also? But honestly my charger only got hot once and hasn't done it since How is sharing a pot 'fixing a match'? Theyre both perfect So is [that](/s "the traffic accident bluff") the 3 million yen play? earlier this morning:darn where did this cut come from? *stings for most of the day* later:I wonder how the cuts doing? *finds not a trace of a scratch* The colors! Shinies? Fixed - Yeah thats a bit out of my price range... I have to disagree, I freaking love eating raw cookie/biscuit dough and cake batter I cant activate the poke radar. Like, I register it, don't use rollerblades and I press Y and nothing happens. I've always been "meh" about whether my family understands or agrees with how I look at the world and they know it, so it's not an issue at this point - especially since we really don't discuss topics like this much if at all. I talk about these issues w/my gf - and she used to be *veeery* combative and antagonistic to the ideas at first, thinking they were all "crazy" or whatever, but then I simply kept hitting her with data, information, facts, and "coincidences", and she started to go Tonight? Wait wut.... I can't seem to find Binacle Nope, just checked Are you serious? Scotsman here, I just don't get the sweet bread... why is the bread sweet? We had to buy italian bread just to have a decent sandwich. I think I also bought something from McDonalds that was like a pancake wrapped around some sort of meat with maple syrup in the middle I never remember it being that bad I mean, I really tried to construct a more eloquent reaction but Heck no. You need to educate yourself thoroughly on AHA's and peels before you start using anything that strong. I'm a little shocked that they would include a peel strength product without at least some sort of warning I really didn't, but my colleague did. "Slashes him like a maple leaf" "Repeat if necessary" Can anyone tell me what word he used which is offensive?? I've watched the interview several times now, English is my native language, and I fail to find any offensive language in his statement... You forgot bastet O_o she is the ugliest god What Daniel did to Zimmerman should be illegal. U didn't add me oohhh.... Lime green? ffs, what are all these posts that you're deleting!?!? I'm honestly finding its very similar to the conspiracy culture in many ways. These people are constructing their own narratives of oppression, and living in them. that's heavy, man. Those youtube comments For one second i thought you got 3rd age plateskirt (that weird 4th item) and ranger boots. And i was like Wow..........I came in here expecting some fail and sarcasm, but that.......THAT was INSANE You did what? I should fix my drawing then. Oh jeez, my fairly bulky computer dropped frames 90% after 15 minutes. oh actually mine is. i followed the instructions and they said to put it in there Thirty dollars lol Getafe...goddamned idiots I've been playing for days perfectly fine, don't k ow what to tell ya, sorry :( and I play from my cell phone's hotspot so if anything, I should be having *more* problems, right? maybe OP is Jenni's brother Has anyone said banana for scale yet??????? > \m/ <( ...urban dictionary was a bad place to go right now. Hopefully none of these definitions REALLY catches on anytime soon.... wait.. 2 turrets would be awesome to protect yourself against ganks in mid Can confirm, I was in Dublin and met this Norwegian couple at a tourist event and they were both sooooo gorgeous. I was like " Fnatic as always delivering. Renw mid Sterilize it with fire Hahaha this has happened a couple times and then when I go to the bathroom there's piss all over the seat. whats wrong with gunblade? Well that may be true but 20 years later he plays a divorced man who married Sophia Vergara. ( My 650Ti Boost gets 7.9. I don't have a goomy. I know, right? I'm a GM man, and I would buy the *bejeesus* out of that thing... One of the commentators is biased a bit Add me, as we have identical safaris Woah I guess it's easier to chant cause of three letters. For example EG chants sound pretty strange and non-rhytmic (did I wrote that correctly? Welp. This sounds like some next level ignorancy. They've always been there ever since last week Why? I can't stop staring at those white shoes Oh my, you *are* sweet WTF! South Africans.. I believe my first reply is the first time I've ever had "dat" and "that" in the same sentence I didn't know that Jaguar's ate these Lucky bastard I am pretty stoned right now and for some stupid reason i read the title and thought, "this will be so cute." Is...Is that a crossbow? I can't believe what I just watched. And when it cuts back to the car scene... How can someone be so ignorant, fu*k i cant belive Boy Mike Jenkins is really the impact player for us this drive That kick took a weird turn I just watched this spongebob episode!! Telepathy DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO TAKE MY RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE AWAY FROM ME!!! Ah it is...!! I just don't like inanimate objects Alright sorry in advanced for the wait! Didn't expect Zangoose to be so popular You got a lot of things crossed off Good call. I won't always think about complimenting them right away. Our I won't have the courage don't worry I'm probably gonna lose every match because 40 second rounds make me panic These need to be printed Then why can't I find it anywhere? hehe no problem :P and yeah, no kidding they are popular Swimming in the D Gotta breed them! He claims to have a girlfriend now I didn't realize I did until you pointed it out The Hockey Gods do not fuck around. I think you may have won the internet Yeah, even stuff like the glass ceiling/wage gap that we were taught about in intro to women's studies. I had no idea it had been debunked years prior. Wal-Mart is even closed. I think it's awesome that people have the ability to be a rematcher or care to do it. I feel like people should be happy about getting anything at all. Holy shit, I think you're right. I knew I heard his voice from somewhere. The original one had some really nice buildup and the final sequence was like "Uh... what. What was with that outfit, though? The giant, thick white sleeve? I thought she was wearing a cast. He seemed really excited about those touchdowns at the end of the game. Was he watching the same game I was? lol yeah I like butterflies, but I can't stand them getting near me. I freak out. Moths are harmless, too, but they look so creepy, like a furry demon with wings I'm in. Do you really want to be spoiled? ok RSN: this is all on the first test? The teacher wants me to redesign the entire web page from scratch Wow, it's so weird seeing them... Together I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOU RIGHT NOW I WANT A WAND DAMMIT what should i do if my facebook only has cringe pics from 2 years ago? What... did I just watch ...Depression? This is last minute stuff?! Prepare for the creepy PMs! Truthfully, I had NO idea on how to work on the Duc. I just jumped into it and hoped for the best. All I really looked for was if the frame and front forks looked straight. I literally eye-balled it. If they were bent or something then I totally would've been screwed. Heck, I almost was screwed because when I bought it I had NO IDEA that the gas tank was leaking! Imagine my surprise when I started her up and poured in some gas in the tank only to realize it was pouring right out of the seams and onto the now hot exhaust header on the rear vertical cylinder that was so conveniently located right beneath my crotch. Yeah, that happened I think beldum takes one of the longest to hatch. I hatched a beldum for someone else before Instacheck went down... my finger hurts already from pushing the joystick to move it around in circles until it hatches You ate dog food? Why would you do that? Asumizu is a little Holy shit. These are the most perfect tits. Why do you think it's a video animation? Seriously what do you have to do to get a virus on your phone TIL vaginas are supposed to have some sort of...substance in them Seriously you guys?! Try right down the street from the meth and heroin haven (three or four blocks worth of Americas finest junkies) in Miamisburg! Kettering would be nice right about now......haha I never said you had a beast fetish My mom is from Laredo. Do you know when this picture was taken? Maybe our Grandpas knew each other Ahhh.. wut? Could you give specific examples of this? This is absolutely gorgeous....And gurl, your pupils Did anyone notice the pants-less hot girl, in the corner? where have you seen this? Eye laser. TIL a man's honor is between his sister's (female relative) legs wow...looks terrifying to be in there...how can that be a turn on? As if they aren't doing that now? Whatever you do, do not buy Sly Profits if you value being able to exhale air For some reason it's more socially acceptable for women to stay at home at those ages. Pretty much every girl I met in college lived with their parents. Well, that sure was quick I don't think you should be able to fine aim with dual wield I don't even know it You guys are fast I think the hairstyle you're looking at is killer. I do agree with the comments about the model's hair v. your hair, how his is thicker and probably wavy. I say go for it, but maybe have the hair you keep long be not *as* long as the model's so it's easier for you to style without it looking shaggy. Or something. $1000 for a python set up?? Geeze! "An man" Teen-ish/early 20's me did the same stupid mistakes. 1st time I crashed it by locking the front-wheel up on the 250 in the snow (I shouldn't have been riding in the snow lol) And the second time I crashed her was when I decided to put a shopping bag with a soy sauce bottle in it on the handle bars, 3rd world country style, and you can imagine what happened Does he even have intestines? What the...! Thanks Lost, and I totally agree with you ;) Also on a side note, Sky just reached 7 million Wat. Whynot Those are awesome! I wonder if they make sonic screwdriver wraps... and in this case out of context has completely different meaning from the answer he gave in the interview If you want to change the ticket price, at least do it at the end of a round. I bought two tickets for 1000 each and now the page wants 500. This is so...beautiful! 5.5 for me Thanks for this, I was completely lost when I read the original comment, I'd never heard of a tv license people hate on Disclosure Please donate me some 205 Especially mine Toffee Apple Cider? You lost a watchtower. (Also, where are the stealth tanks? I wish I could tattoo this onto my body, somehow Make sure you get it from them...it's only $15 on their site. On Amazon I've seen everything from $25 to $50 Are those Ohio numbers supposed to be bricks? That would be completely awesome I just swap my right side out for what my monk uses. Take Defiance off. Watch people who run a parse go My parents don't like pubs so it's never been a tradition in my family Yeah at my previous employers they had to post it for ten days in house then it could be released to the public, but they often never released it the public and just left it vacant Mine went from 160 to 20 Hmmm... It's cool but what do I do with it ? I always wondered how would it be to handle them both Xenrok really they confirmed hindu gods? This link is already purple for me How is it seriously affecting him? WOW!!( Holy hell, soda bottles in the U.S. are huge! I don't think I have heard it "WTF" in a "Shit just got real" kinda way. Titans just killed people instinctively, but this one looked like she was having fun doing it. I didn't know I wandered into /r/imgoingtohellforthis Too bad Locodoco called dibs on her RF? None of the MMOs on the list have RF as an acronym. I know someone that gets clothing lint in their bellybutton, I don't know where that comes from either. *( C'mon. You know full well that by "censorship" I mean where you destroy the careers of anyone who has an opinion you don't agree with, in order to intimidate people who feel similarly from speaking out. It's the attempt to suppress their speech. Maybe that word isn't technically the correct one to use. Whoop-de-doo. Hm. Ah...I'm out shopping, then going to a holiday party. Thought the thumbnail was a dog's decapitated head.... I sometimes party with names like "In it for the murder" or "depopulating Wraeclast". Sometimes people join and tell me to change the name As somebody who had a small job that required him to walk through woods at night close to every night for several months, every forrest does that, at least until you get used to it. You end up making shapes, hearing things and all that stupid stuff, and if you bring a flashlight you get to eyes flashing out of the wood every now and then because an animal happened to be looking your way :/. Plus you cant shake the thought that if this was a horrormovie youd be the idiot that gets murdered at the start Oh hello I find wellies everywhere all the time If you want to spend 500 bucks for like one game, be my guest o_O. Also, either wait for the port or wait a couple years for the emulator Same, mostly because the frames per second didnt really matter since you mostly ended up looking at the toolbar anyways We're here we're just cowering in a corner until our savior Brian Flynn blasts one into the net Haha wow mother of science....... Me too!! Is this happening ?IS this real life Thank you... people think I'm making a racist joke You know I read the first one and I think I'm going to kill myself now No, you don't understand, her hand was ACTUALLY A GUN. Her hand TURNED INTO A GUN, MAN! ... now kiss? that is really odd, i had two people check it out like 2 months back how did u get activator beta ? Was this the lie? " With your code, I can buy a second S.T.A.S.H Slot! and more ...Who is the dude with the lion head and the drum Hes just like o_o Jews become Chinese in Christmas??? Just to add to this, if you want to see a movie Christmas day, I recommend grabbing your tickets online in advance. Most hot movies will sell out very fast. Last year I worked in a theater and some showings of Le Mis were sold out about a week or two in advance of the 25th. Also, my god, that crowd... can never unsee..... A football and silly string TIL that the French use << >> as quotation marks. Someone's insecure... I always put the meat in the same bag--keeps it all colder and won't leak on things like veggies you might eat raw. (** You might be brothers. Ah fair enough, alltho humiliation still sounds more entertaining, so Id like to see it back. Maybe make it "humiliation" for creeps and jungle monsters (getting yourself executed on creeps is really difficult in order to not give gold is hard Uhh....... I can give you a shiny 4 IV or two that i bred myself on 6th gen? I attempted to play a brass quintet version with some friends. It's one of the hardest pieces I have attempted to coordinate "... as a child?" Am I the only one that looked at the thumbnail closely? Kill it with fire! .. wait actually keep the fire the hell away from it While I was researching on what really happened when Corvus Umbranox reappeared, it turns out that this is a highly debated topic whether he initiated a dragon break or if it had something to do with dawn magics. Which is why I didn't go into much detail in that part, just so I wouldn't start a flame war in the comments. And I also don't know much about dragon breaks to start throwing around theories SUMMONED THE THE TO THE ETC BUT I WILL HAVE TO GO TO GO TO GO BACK IN TIME AND I WAS IN THERE AND THEN WE WILL GO BACK TO GO OUT FOR A COUPLE HOURS TO GET THE ETC ETC AND THEN WE HAVE BEEN A LOT BETTER NOW THAN YOU THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE ETC ETC AND I HAVE A GOOD THING ABOUT THE TO GO TO SLEEP IN A COUPLE HOURS TO GET TO GO OUT WITH YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND SO FAR TOO MUCH MORE FUN WITH YOUR MOM TO GO SCRUGGS THE SUSHI SYNOD OF BISHOPS AND THEN WE WILL GET YOU SOME I His name doe oh shit I really should've thought that through Haven't seen it how u do dat. if I remember right there is a fence blocking the fence gate also ^^^^ Good god, you certainly don't look 36! I once dreamed that I was Voldermort and I did horrible things with my wands. 40s late game TF God DAMN she's pretty Dat crosshair They dox people who say offensive shit? Oh hell, it mustn't be long now then before thetipsyhamfist finds his way to that sub How is that a nerf, not losing stacks? LMAO! I know that feel, Wait... wtf did I have for dinner last night I just got back into fairy tail Smith machines but no barbells? Thx 4 that! Made my Christmas! Oh my goodness that movie Are u me You mean... someone made it up? I always asked myself how does this woman actually manages to stay in the US when even highly skilled workers have troubles getting visa What Was it a plague or something? How did you get away!!?? What is your secret!? i am 27, not 4 months old Technically weren't the seamen that died there carrying semen? 100 bucks for a chunk loader? them eyes You can say that. DotA certainly showed me that Russian and Ukrainian sound similar Oh shit i didn't even think about that I think sindrel is a him. Be careful: If they all lose, I think the Ravens walk in. We might be better off letting the Ravens win so they miss the playoffs "Doodling". Right. This is a doodle? Your rig is drawing that much power because you have 3x 7950s running at 1200MHz core! Don't these cards run at 800MHz stock? I don't think it's *that* out of the ordinary to suck that much juice with a 50% overclock See? This is why I dont shave them. Holy shit this is all the proof i need NOT to shave. 150000 upvotes Uh, wow, small world. My ex-girlfriend is in this photo Is this fixable, or are we boned? Awesome Why'd you say such a thing then? They'd be bogged down in infighting, incapable of reaching any rational decisions between themselves, extremely wasteful with money and... wait a minute... my family operates *exactly* like the US government! So they really can add this pantheon? It seems that not many pay attention to AV tankers. Takona has a 12+ vkdr from solo prowler Damn that's alot of RP How did you escape from the Buddha's Palm Mountain to write this? Egads, I can barely remember what _I_ ordered. Haha alright I'll throw you an invite. Though I'm currently glued to Battlefield 4 so it might be a while Wow people are fucking stupid...I can't even... For everything? Dude dropped some serious money on this car. That is a $2100 intake. Holy crap! I can't even imagine how bad salicylic acid tastes! Not to mention the burning of the tissues I have two towns here. Both called Luna apparently Dude..... I signed myself up for medical school... I wasnt being sarcastic You are a fucking goddess! DAT ASS! Wow There are levels? But...if I'm correct, you are a freshman in highschool. What are you doing thinking about college now?! a 3570k for $150 First time I've heard that notion Holy shit. Unidan plays TF2.... It...It's not?! Weird WHAT?? WOMEN POOP? It was a joke, but ya, it can be anyone .. i did just remember, Australia WAS a prison colony I actually really like this.... WE'RE^NOT^WORTHY^ When I got tickets for the German F1 GP... Close to a 1000€ gift vayne counters lucian? well thats nice you shave your legs every time you shower? Yes, and the next event, Inhumanity has already begun Oh damn. That grandprize is awesome! You're telling me that thing is his dick? Am I the only one who noticed Ezreal responding to Soraka 7 mins earlier? We don't pay taxes on food. Not unless it's potato chips or a prepared thing. Uh... wait, how? Goodness, you're quite rough with your cans I happen to play on Wyrmrest too. Just realm transferred here and love it. Just seeing Silvermoon populated is a breath of fresh air. :) I didn't know Moon Guard's Silvermoon was like that though... Cannot stress this enough i think it looks so good.. WOW??( how did you know i'm in plat... So TIL that is a thing... Isnt this from the pokemon credits? Yeah, that'll work. Thanks for the spot Because porn Didn't realize anyone was watching... To everyone here saying we've got it better in America than other countries: True, but the government wouldn't just immediately turn us into a dictatorship, they would have to do it real slow-like, over time. Putting things in place too fast would make alot of people go " Dude, it's 45 now! And it was 43 this morning Wow dude, that box looks like its in perfect condition as well holy shit, i didn't know she did anything other than solo vids Are we all looking at the same picture? lies. every redditor lives in a basement with their parents What did you install? What the **FUCK**?! Shiny Charm? How can they make the odds any less than they already are. I want a pretamed tiger. o_O You dont find Liv Tyler "attractive in the slightest" I can only imagine the chaos when they aren't resting you know you seriously fucked up if totalbiscuit himself burns you I should know better than to look at these posts late at night Perhaps their store doesn't sell yugioh singles What if........this is all a dream There probably are worthy causes out there looking for donations He owns a Tardis! Why do they do that? Whos gonna leader while Rej is gone I'll throw a party where I hit YOU That's weird, I too just discovered that book in a bookstore the other day Good luck getting it in their eye. Got it setup, wasn't a big deal, just my hardware router dislikes it and crashes from time to time when i2p is running That sounds a bit like nut flick Stolen Bikes Ride Faster was my music project name. :)If you can still find me on Myspace. Soooo, don't tell people you are a diamond smurf? Oh....... that would make sense I really have to remember to check the subreddit when reading these What if the grandparent of the parent used to breed the legit isn't legit pretty entertaining, the comments are cringeworthy though. Some Danish guy saying people don't hold the door open for each other in Denmark, not sure where he's from but not the same Denmark as me I frequently imagine him wrapping his arms around me, pulling me close, making me feel safe. I'm a straight male. I found a recipe for chipped beef and it has 5 stars That's one mighty big stocking. After like, the first 30 pics it got REALLY rule34-ish 37.5k a day? Christmas was yesterday for me How the hell did you get a shiny? On our trip to Italy, pigeons will land on your shoulder, head, hands, arm, etc. if you act like you have food. It's crazy. Oh Man I remember walking out of my first JC CLB class after scoring a U in A levels laughing my ass off. Wait what do you mean electronic Dan knew what was about to happen next by reading ahead, but dat scream... Did a quick look and I can't find a gen 6 guide. I may be a little blind I had to take my father off of my newsfeed for the same reason -_- The forced abortion guy scared me the most because that was the first time I've heard anyone preach that side of the crazy spectrum Why are you on this thread 2 months after the fact? I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED BEFORE OPENING Not exactly the same topic but I had a Riven who said while they were destroying the nexus something like "Yes fucking Nasus piece of shit lose you fkin baddie". Apperantly he was really satisfied with the win and wanted to ensure that we know it, especially his enemy laner. My kid loves it! Yaaay XiaoXiaoo!! :D Share with me pleaaase. I breed you whatever you want Although my friend randomly sent me a chimchar and mudkip just now Hope it's really cold all the time wherever you live. > As stated in another comment, what if some of the data is "illegal" for whatever reason? Say, what if someone adds instructions to create explosives to the blockchain.. Or some child pornography? Every user will have that stored on their drive, and as such can be arrested.. Now that would be a big hit against bitcoin Well to be honest the demo is kinda only for the fans that have been waiting for a new game since MHTri, it doesn't really show all the grinding and preparation it takes to get those weapons and armor in the demo. That said Monster Hunter doesn't really have a class system it just has two types of armor. Blademaster & Gunner. Greatsword, Sword n' Shield, Lance, Gunlance, Hammer, Hunting Horn, Duel Blades, and Longsword fall under Blademaster. Blademasters are always upclose and personal, because of this their armor has more defense, but lower resistances. Gunners on the other hand, which consist of LightBowGun, HeavyBowGun, and the Bow. Gunners naturally stay farther away firing projectiles, because of this their armor has lower defense but higher resistances than blademasters. Every weapon type controls differently, while I know I said there were no classes but since they all play differently some weapons aren't for everyone. I personally can't use duel blades you would rush void staff in the early game? I DONT HAVE w2/B2 Dam. I didn't know Double D and plank were in this manga. Boise State I wonder how many gamer points he has.... That face I think we just killed Steam Why exactly do they have the right to call him on a lame answer? This makes no sense. Also, who is pretending what? I never said it's someone's fault for asking I was like someone is having a problem with discipline it seems Human Instrumentality.... did it work? Awesome, its the bloody eyes that get me, hes all like I found a double lightsaber in the normal game though Is that a bad thing? With a lack of status from "normal" attacks, does it's scaling suffer? I just have no idea So yeah, this is legit ... What up with the X on indestructible? Plsss... if it was only toolbars. There were also three anti virus programs (none of them in working order, and I was genuinly surprised that computer still managed to boot This is particularly curious because of his name. Norman Finkelstein is a Jewish, anti-Zionist scholar known for a number of pointed debates with pro-Israeli scholars and politicians. I don't want to generalize and say that most people interested in anti-zionism are probably against homophobia as well, but it's a strange pairing nonetheless. What'd you do with it, go everywhere and sleep with it? They're everywhere! Umm.. What? I thought it was awesome and all, only thing that bothered me is if this is his final regeneration then why did he start regenerating when River Song shot him? Which is Oprah spelled backwards. I asked Wizfujiin when his fans could expect a shirtless stream and he was like, "UH warlock's + eth staff gets Ao over 3k HP Stonewall, are you talking to yourself in the post!?! Would your minions have to attack your taunter B Box 942 matches my TSV! I'm not sure if that's the number I'm meant to look for? Otherwise my SID is 9721, I'm new to this Holy shit, 4 and 7! Fuck. Isn't Leviticus *also* in the old testament, and therefore also "abolished"? maybe a bit too personal but how do you have time for so many games? i play everyday when i come home from school, and almost every weekend for 5-6+ hours yet i only have 12000 games this season + my smurf that is 1500 games... still only half yours He said he lagged a little bit and couldn't stop walking. Yup same, but my reason is because of a Glitch. I was trading with my cousin and it got cloned Mudkip and Cyndaquil. the mudkip was japanese and came with 5 IV's and egg moves But do you? Noob question; what do you mean by cannons? Photon Cannon or what the heck??? they have whisky auctions??? my nips just went hard Cool vid man, I'm a big fan of Novation. I love how fast 'controllerism' and new forms of DJing and production are being fueled by technology. You can almost hear how the products affect the sound of the time... your flagship launchpad gave rise to a certain flavor of mashup videos, Pioneer's CDJs and mixers have certain effects, etc. if you get what I'm saying. What's next for you guys and the industry? What's unreleased? Anything cool with motion detection, from midi mappable kinect mods to theremin type instruments? That's where I think we're going; imagine a performance where the riser pitch is being controlled by the DJ rising his hands or a dubstep artist controlling some crazy LFOs by waving his arms. Thanks for doing this AMA even though it is strangely empty My family is the same way. I hate having to come back for the holidays because it's so overwhelming. Strangely, having grown up in a house like this, I'm the clean one some how *All at the same time?* Haha. We used to do a few presents on Christmas Eve and then "Santa" would bring more in the morning. In 2000 I was 8 and still mostly believed in Santa (I had my doubts but I wasn't messing with a good thing) Anyway on Christmas Eve my dad got me two PS2 games. I opened them and was like awww I don't have a PS2.... he acted really sad and was like I thought they were DVDs. I guess I didn't read them right. He said not to worry because he would go get real DVDs on the 26th and I could even pick them out. I was a little sad but mostly ok with it cause you know, free stuff. The next day lo and behold "Santa" brought a PS2. I excitedly told my Dad that we didn't need to return the games now. I didn't put two and two together for another year or so What does the "condolence" tray contain? I'm looking at it on BTC-e and it's about to hit $23 already!! From reading the title I was thinking the fan was already on When did he switch over to Maplestory? We are both awesome because we are both awesome. We had a cake for my uncle's funeral. With his picture on it... I understand why grandma did it but... Wait, what data artifact? And their average download rate is faster than the U.S. hm well ive only had my new one for a few months so I guess i'll have to wait and see Awesome. Does it go all the way around back too? And wouldn't that imply that middle earth is round? OOC: That...that is a story. Were Rawkus and Jux ever the face of hip hop? [](/surprisedflutters) Almost used an online wallet when I started buying Doges, glad I didn't Then how are you posting this? seed sowing time she has like huge anime eyes! Why cash out now tho? So early on and a doge is worth hardly anything Ummmm....wow that was aptly described Why is he squinting "the dark side" what does that even mean? I always wondered why people started with hp potions "If I need to heal pressing B sounds like it's a lot faster." I also used to think that only really mechanically skilled players pressed the keys corresponding to the skills rather than clicking on the abilities to use them. I thought trist was a tank because she had a cannon, so I assumed tanks were just a nickname given to some champions who look like they shoot bowling balls out of their weapon. I also used to play with a laptop touchpad. Eyes are the first thing I notice...a soft (not aggressive, not overtly sexual) but unwavering gaze in my direction from a sexy pair of eyes Wow, that desync at the start of the video is the craziest desync I've ever seen. Don't think I would have had the balls to try Dommy after that This is genious!! Nope Same to you Same to you Wearing demonic wings and weapons, what type of reaction did you expect? "Thank you, now please drink my blood, demon Santa!" ^( Why would those things be relevant anyway? err... okay... Yes infected wasn't the best typo there dat disrespect That's a long day. Damn,those are some bright assed lights on that tree....or are you about to be abducted? Aw you are literally the sweetest how can u see this post if its removed? Beef up an automatic? That's what it is! Probably? Because no one takes normals seriously. They are just for fooling around and trying new champions. And how do I ruin the experience for 3 other people? We win most of our games together The first time I read it, I thought you meant you had your testicle around there somewhere iPhone 5S here really jealous why on earth would you get that much, it's insane \**Really*\*, though...? \**WHAT*\* Gratz on the top post The skills set and passive sounds awesome so we need to find is counterpart. We can wait aztec pantheon my friend's iphone 4S just getting error too, when he has restored 7.0.4 from itunes, he's getting error 4013.. Suena a que vivir en el área del Norte es lo máximo. e al dracu de putin Holy balls 1000W PSU??? I think i just witnessed something magical Really? Shit, i thought Jones was like, a first round pick. your right! I thought it was 36 or 39. Pretty catchy track... but my god that article was overenthusiastic My former housemate bought her mayonnaise from Costco. She could put away a jar that size in a month. take like 5 sec to find a game wtf Are those stapled on HA female chimchar? Uhh, you want all 3 of those 6IVs? Let me think about it. Too many things going on right now Dang, I've got a lot of work to do I guess Still not getting my trades? I don't get it, what do you mean? Why would the paint get in the way? Nope That wine bottle scene. I migrated to a basement that had a woodstove until my power came back on... my internet just died for a minute or two Ok forgot to say that the egg moves erased by daycare Mother of god Everywhere I turn I am hearing people bash Gen 1! >When did I even mention something that PSU's aren't filled with corruption? Yep.. It would hurt to get hit by that ummmmmm... he did... off a ledge. Btw... I LOVE toast I have no idea what you're talking about That. Card. Was. Fucked. At first I thought you brought actual real lethal firearms to deal with kids who are better at airsoft than you... Kinda gives the idea of what Lich King would have become if Illidan was the one who got the crown Holy crap, sweet deal! Yeah....I got my PC last February and I have over 150 games....I may have a problem... Just when you think China cannot get any more fucked up. How is that shit not killing people?! Dude, I have the same razer thing since now 3 years... mine is still black... Ao broken, that's a new one. Impossible to shut down? Do you even play this game? That doesn't make sense? She actually looks even older in this picture. But I thought.... it was what we were doing here?!? I had a minor heart attack when I saw my name Not that I'm aware of. Are you making a mass glock buy script or something? I'm bi. I'm attracted to my male body if I see in a picture. If I look in the mirror I often feel a bit sad at my male body. I could see myself going out with my male body Why chance it? I actually have no clue, been wondering about that aswell...guess it's just random Weird that you are commenting on a comment from 38 days ago. Wait, you guys didn't all notice that? The scary part is the 'Well, this is now happening' look on the desk wielder's face. 'OK, just another day of slamming classroom furniture into other students' heads.' [M] Congratz I don't know how you got it mind telling me what it was? I feel like Yura is staring right into my soul It does make them better characters, yeah. Unpredictable is good as long as they're unpredictable within their personalities, which Toradora's characters are. *Total* unpredictability isn't very human, but neither is total predictability. Character building is difficult Dude. Your thumb.... Are you a truck? oh But... that's only one color, unless it's multicolored Your smile is amazing As in...we're not perfect people or we envy her perfection? Uhh...you say it as if you have multiple 6IVs Not married, but I usually know when my girlfriend has fallen asleep when she giggles. I don't know why, but she pretty much always laughs when she falls asleep. steroids are a type of hormone So confused about UCF. Within 3 points of top 10 South Carolina...and 10-loss Temple. ...what would I even trade it for cool. This is a personal lesson in online wallets.... dang.... I hope everything is okay. I don't know if i can sleep yea im gonna switch as well, i just hate doing it cause there's always downtime in between and stress when it doesnt fucking immediately connect even though the config is exactly right. or maybe thats just cause i keep getting stuck with shit pools? this is gonna be my 3rd dogecoin pool in a week, the first one never paid me (i got on cryptopool yup that happened Y_Y), and the irony is im actually planning on switching my backup mining coin pools for FTC and LTC both to coinedup because those pools work fine. this seems to be a dogecoin specific issue right now for a lot of people, but some pools seem to be running more smoothly than others who you'd expect to be best at it theres no way Congrats! Also, why do I have you tagged as Dildo Rocket? As someone not too familiar with this actor, I thought he was Nathan Drake That's one of your hobbies? Wait, what? He was 90? The fact that I don't really believe in god. My mother wasn't religious but she believed in god. My father is crazy religious and always there to berate me for not worshipping. In fact, when my mother was dying, he told me it was because I didn't pray. The reason I made that ui is its completely minimalistic and widens my view. Rather than being the cluster%^&* that is the base ui. I don't honestly know how anyone could deny the concept of privilege. { Gah! Little girl, stop tapping on it! So it's captains to2? Wait, with the pictures? hell yeah. dat blue that looks like it's a piece of scrotum watch what lol? Errrr shiny electrode for it? No kidding! What's up with you all downvoting this bitch ? When I was learning I was told you could sacrifice your creatures whenever you wanted What the fuck did nearly 2k damage so quickly Exactly what I was going to say. How did you get down voted for that? Huh..I donno why. I just remember they were and I wrote it down. I guess it didn't matter. Sorry if I offended anyone( Whoops. I should read next time. My bad. No, the shortage is a fucking lie. They claim labor shortage to get those visas for the slightly cheaper foreigners. Son? friend list spots are limited? 60k in living expenses for 4 school years? (assuming your degree was 4 years.) That sounds ridiculous. Which episode is this? dafuq is Christmas pudding? Er, I kind of don't want to I have a doodle request for you stare at my feet. "s"? UGH. I feel you. Last year I was waitressing the whole season and worked 4pm to 2am on New Years with either an hour commute or a $20 cab ride each way just to work 9am-4pm brunch New Year's Day. Too lazy for one additional letter? I told my parents, "Don't worry about a present, the only things I'm looking to get are ridiculous stuff like a $1000 lens." I opened the card and it was a check for $1000 Dang son Jinx and Vi on the same team terrify me The USA was backwards compared to *Europe*? right now id be happy with at least -20f Is... Is she okay? There are people who dine, dash, and *come back again*? > Think of your Dick as a Pokemon You hate ecchi but your combo burst is Misaka wearing nothing but a t-shirt and dat spinner As a female? What is she?! That's a big chunk of cash. Also, if you have extra monies to spend on the automatic seats, the driver's chair has electronic lumbar support. I wonder how the girl card works Yooooo, I follow this man's Pokemon videos! I had no idea he sings! Really good cover. It gets weirder when you see your mirror behave dissimilar from yourself If it were instant, how would you control direction You watch a movie EVERY morning? Errrr... define crappy. You can beat your neighbour with your team, you just need to level them up and get moves to counter their weaknesses. Talk me out of buying a ton of yarn, please And the responses in comments. In 1.35 it was being added to the nation XP. Did they make it free RP now? Sorry!! I felt really bad once I noticed that capital letters matter Why is riven op? Late game riven with 35% cdr (Masteries, Brutalizer and ionia boots) gives her a whopping broken shield (100% bonus ad scaling) that last 2,5 seconds every 4 seconds at lvl 5 (you would only have to wait for 1,5 sec It's pretty awesome that he wears something like this, but why did he choose Teemo? I was replying to the original poster in my second sentence, Ominous_Octopus hence the " What are those used for I'm a straight male but daaamn you're beautiful Oh wow, that is amazing!!! "happy".... during a camp once when i was like 12~....because i was always happy... It panned down to his lap and he patted his crotch.. Does that guy have a TV channel now Is there really no way to use a food processor to grate all those potatoes? Because I'm sitting here, like, What happened in sector 2? They shot him with a cannon?! Your brother got blended? What is Grade 8 drums? Wait, what? For one 780 ? what...the....... Oh.. that's okay. I did see someone offer a 5IV Amaura today, just gotta go back and find that post/person 1912 lacks written sources? Most don't have an email account Green Bay is the underdog? With Rodgers back? Stealth rock skarmory. That's pretty accurate sorry to ask but what is it for Why would you need to do it? Well. I kind of meant it as a serious question, but sure. Crocheting. He has seen some shit When has FEZ been in a Humble Bundle ? My mom keeps asking me to get married in Hawaii too... I not even seeing anyone at the moment Dat grammar You look like a British rockstar! Cool "Jagex Approved." So can my account get banned if i use Orion? I once made the mistake of wearing a red shirt to Target. Within half an hour I had been promoted twice. As someone who just started playing the game, WTF!?! Shit. Which Azteca? small_havoc is Sarah Jessica Parker's reddit account?! ....... Agreed I thought growing up meant losing direction So weird nollies my toons name Unless every person that downvoted you has never looked at porn....I'm confused why you're being downvoted. you got raped? wait I just looked at the clock and holy shit it's the second quarter already? 11 & 12! Damn that girl in the white bikini. Really? WHY OF COURSE. I'm astounded by the creativity Festive Australium Minigun? So he just recycled the ring? "this ring symbolizes the love I used to have and the love I now have." Some people get so lonely that the want to watch the world burn...With every square inch covered in candles That has been my exact reaction to this thread. Sounds like a bunch of girls deserve a spanking! Are... Are you spying on me?! How is that a jpg? I have this set! Right?! It's perfect Yeah... $3000? The only private school in my area is around $35k a year i've upvoted 16 of your comments before What wall of text? You're being antagonistic for seemingly no reason. You told me he used obvious sarcasm - I told you I acknowledged that his sarcasm was clear in that post - you repeated it. **I know** he made it clear in that post and I **responded** in the post after it. Flipping a coin is a sensible option? ( My thought was that with a garden this big, I'd need a fast way to get around. And now that you've made that suggestion... I wish I would have done that It's a wide eyed emoticon. Sometimes seen as O_O or Because those two things are obviously mutually exclusive. Who on Gaia's fertile face would downvote this? If you aren't crying, don't say you are then Wasn't this how the zombie apocalypse began in I AM LEGEND? Those sona tits tho I know one of my exes asked if it hurt me, I was moaning so much Brother of mine had a similar story but a long story short, when he was putting out the campfire, he and his friends heard what sounded like two 5-6 year old kids laughing... I like how the Russian words at first make it hard to understand what's going on, especially during the first scenes of violence...then when you figure out what those words mean you're like omg 3-way episiotomy?! nooo nononononononono Who is they? Oh.. at first I thought it was a tv having doggy-style sex with a chair Murder That belly... Holy shit. THAT GUY ON THE RIGHT Your Deadpool is amazing. You're from South Jersey? Where abouts, I'm near Toms River haha, okay, that's fine. It's funny, I thought I was helping clean things up when I did that Uh... if 250 ping is supposed to be high, then I need better internet Is that the real sona!? How do you know? Please add me!! ~( TY SO MUCH What a douche But ... Canadians *hate* their health system! FAUX news says so all the time, and if they say it then it **must** be true!! nah.. it's not about the kills sadly. I dont know how many times i got to the Rank 6 It has to be released stateside This reminds of of about a week ago in a dungeon. Lydia was walking through one of those hallways with the pendulum blades, and one hit her and SUCKED HER IN to the slot. I'm from the Rijnmond area and when I was smaller you'd see the occassional homeless guy in Rotterdam - some 20 years ago - but now? I'd be hard pressed to find one. This is what shocked me about Sweden - I'd stumble upon (terribly drunk!) homeless people quite often when in town Orton's punt is like a mega finisher An empty unfinished game is "a much better product" because "hey maybe it will get better"???? I don't have shinies to trade :( Unless you want a timid xx/31/31/31/31/0 female honedge? But if I'm trading a shiny I can only give one 5IV. It's so hard to breed starters from scratch can't be real just how do you keep track of all of them? My monitor is 1024x768 and it works fine? It's an extra OH BOY Those massive up to 40%!!! Is it because you are a transgender lesbian? $200? Go Tony! Single handedly beat the panthers! Can you imagine? .... And she's running all this hardware on a passive PSU? It's weird that bone of them have asked before TT'ing... Had not even thought of that Lol...wow And yeah, getting the proper HP is difficult KILLED IN ACTION, 75%. Anyone? Maybe he meant Jazzland/Six Flags? haha source: some coke head on a forum... THANK YOU.... Haha! Nice! Jerma plays starbound, though? Awesome Shit, last ride I had in an ambulance was $550. It was a whole 3 miles. You really should. The first thing I did when I got my Sony's was built a .2 ohm coil. It was crazy! I had fun with it for a little and then got rid of it. Battery life was terrible and .2 was a bit overwhelming even at 0 nic. I probably would've quit vaping if I kept using that haha. It was still fun to make those massive vapor clouds. They were hot and flavorful! All my vaping friends were like Oh, well, it's kind-of terrifying. Yeah, but now when you think about Snickers you will also think about a pedophile in a van. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Hot 9th grade teacher said it to me. My face was uughhh didnt think about that \( Oh god. That..is..so creepy. Come to think of it, it would be kinda confusing if the damage types DID make a difference -- Isn't the DRG (piercing) LB Omnislash, a classic FF SWORD (slashing)-attack, just to be confusing? New Teq record is 8:58 Hmmm prob he mean 4 bans in 1 game? i thought it would be cold There's a lot riding on this game, but it's not as big as it could have been. We have the security of having the best season in five years and have locked up a playoff seed. All bets are off after the final season draws to a close. The Panthers are historically a great road playoff team, so relax a little...if you can Not quite sure when this hypothetical situation would come up, but as the other guy stated, boobs are boobs. We may have preferences, but if someone flashed us, we'd probably have an sorry to hear about this. that's brutal Amazing body and beautiful trimmed hair there, but wow your eyes attract me more than everything else This can't be intentional Crossing my fingers hoping I get some tipped my way No! Not awesome! Can The tipbot even handle that number? I like how this is the creepiest fucking thing in the world and so many of the comments are about wanting to actually do this That misaligned panel gap between the front fender and the wheel arch, next to the headlight... 9k ...Really? Damn, you are so sexy! Whoa Dude. We were probably standing right next to each other and didn't even know it does this mean when i go gtx 760 sli in a few months it wont work? Free party in Bristol with Massive Attack, Portishead, Roni Size and some others. Took acid, ecstasy and a load of speed. Sort of span out at midnight and we all taxied back to a friends house where we made hash cakes and stuck chunks of chocolate to the wall. It was a strange night with some very strong drugs! I first read the title as 'Thank you, you anonymous herpes." you're the man... really helped me out. Thanks! I don't need (as of right now at least) the reduced cycle time afforded by the 910., the "700 was meant to replace the 700" Add? \( I don't know any other stores The joke might be that Urgot has more than two legs and so does Elise, but i'm not that sure. I already said I've read the manga in the first post, so I am confused right now as to why would you post what you did Oldman-rat-ding(badum-tiss)-100 are destroying hehe DAT SMOG lelelel DAE h8 LA?!?! ... 4.4? But I'm on 4.2.2. There has to be something. Holy shit, that mask. Yeah but he just doesn't wine and dine he also tries to 69 Speaking of this album, what exactly was the hidden track? At least you don't have Apex Is that a 400M firetail?! Show me how <( Oh, good lord. I LOVE THIS !!!!!!! I want Roots is so good! Does anyone know what those pixels on his left arm are? No problem! If you get any imperfect 4-5iv females of chikorita and rattata while you are breeding for Soredditfan, I'd take both in exchange for a perfect Cranidos? I thought I did Hrm. There's been a mishap. Well, I time traveled to his date of leaving. Since I'm cycling through some of my villagers. Let me see if I can get him to ping again. This is just so strange though. That he would decide not to move. I'll check out those for sure, thanks. Where the hell are you buying boards that warp? ya op is a faggot We might have the same home builder. no not really but how're u getting all these foreign ones ಠ_ಠ I know, right? It just totally ruins it for everyone who already saw the previous/original, right? Yeah me too what have i seeeen -18 C 😳 Welp, found it anyway ahahaha XD Definitely see why you wouldn't search though he said half an ounce though jai entendu parler mais jamais gouté.. je pensait que c`etais des petite boulettes .. c beaucoup plus gros que je pensait une seule et on a plus faim There are more stars in the sky than there are grains of sand on EVERY beach on Earth. Largish preferred over smallish, but it depends on the body type. Some girls just don't look good with very large breasts. (I totally believe there is a point where it goes from "Holy cow, look at those!!! =D" to "Holy cow, look at those!! I noticed that too. I don't know what to make of it. It wasn't a "hmmm, the guy is down", or even "let's take a look at how that fight ended again". No. We watched a man end his career when his LEG SNAPPED IN HALF. Brought to you by Buuuuud Lite. Errr? Okay without looking at the comments, how did you guys watch it so fast? I looked at Commie's schedule and the typesetting hasn't been done yet. What time/day will it come out? Ugh I think it means 'of value' and doesn't that just describe our society's relationship with beauty? Wait... this anime is based on RoB? I thought the first picture was the reference picture That's amazing ONLY $2,000?! Really, I felt like it was a downstep from the first Vegas *I take it in my hands and look at it, back at you like:* wtf are you even on about very nice! actually looks a little scary That is… quiet disturbing. Thanks for the weeks of nightmares to come. Holycraaaaaapp The only problem is sometimes someone else gets to that person... Blowing my mind here. We've only been hooking up for a month. That's exactly what I thought of. uhhm... Possibly, its ten in the morning and I havent slept yet, so excuse any grammatical errors (or spelling errors, or logical flaws, or indications of me collapsing on top of the keyboard for a couple of seconds) Holy mother of God! I... I had no idea Why would you use your first Fantasia Potion on hair when we knew the Aesthetician was coming in 2.1? Well then. Looks like I can cancel sleeping when I get home over the casting couch. this is the second ouija board story on this subreddit this week!! you should really read the other one (its 5 parts). Both ur story and the other one are freaking crazy what Yeah! Well... I do actually have a night vision scope Was just about to post this. I doubt most people, outside of this sub, understand english enough, thanks to public schooling, to understand the difference Riot hire this guy what are you waiting for chingate? Just how long did it take you to compile that image? what a catch lol Glad I'm not the only one!! I checked out the discussion! I went to episode 16 where I'm at now. Omg everyone's saying what I'm thinking like there needs to be more bromance lol I love the way Tan and Young Do talk when they're making threats though. It's so manly/ scary. Like you can feel the underlining tension behind the words. Like when those girls try to bully Eun Sae in ep 15. Young Do comes over, and he's like, "You know, we live in a dangerous world." It's like Is the teacher Chevy Chase? The first on is crazy Thank you, your comments are very helpful. I will find proper branded charger, it really seems worth it. That video is pretty scary, even without really understanding all that much about electronics You can always expect a train-wreck of a comments section on a news article when the perpetrator is black.... holy shit... but what about that warmth, the spreading glow of pacification? the full body orgasm that lasts for 20 minutes? what about the humming feeling of relief and delight? doesn't it make your brain drool just thinking about it? There was never a sale for the game? That's awesome... ~~Huh. Never mind. My wife just walked in the room and I was demonstrating the issue to her...and it works. It's working with everything now. I wonder what the issue was just then? Taking a shit while browsing reddit. Called my wife, showed her the picture. She's like WTF?! Swimming with an ear infection when I was a kid was tantamount to suicide all the exo boys are wearing concords Yves lives in Mississauga! Hearthstone has 10 more life than MTG though, so idk where you're getting "lower" This kid I know got hit super hard with a baseball like that, but on his knee, and it ended up being a good thing because when they took him to the hospital they ended up finding a cancerous tumor in his leg above where he got hit TIL it's typical for people to not know how to properly clean a stove A lot more socialists than Marxists... who the hell ARE you people All you said was no thank you Wait... why not immediately? Please tell me there aren't forms that have to be changed? [ Hahaha, shiny rotom! :D And jeez, tyranitar is buff... Bischu #1 Canadian i did this on windows 7. the icon and text disappear. as does the ability to select the folder while on the desktop I might be wrong, but there's an enabling code the dealership has to get from PPN (internal online network) that's VIN specific for that option like if you were to install Bluetooth, Nav, or XM after the fact. But they should know that I saw my coach at Victoria's Secret once How sure are they that the head in question belongs to the suspect? I'd tell her to STOP DANCING ON TABLES AT THE CLUB ... my friends keep on calling me at random hours of the night to quit drinking alcohol because they apparently 'keep seeing me dancing on tables or staggering along Electric Avenue' I'd tell her to STOP DANCING ON TABLES AT THE CLUB ... my friends keep on calling me at random hours of the night to quit drinking alcohol because they apparently 'keep seeing me dancing on tables or staggering along Electric Avenue' Wonderful picture, but his ear is making me cringe and do this: The fact that I remember this is a sign I need to take a break from reddit. OOC: o_O O_O Why is everyone so interested in G-forces? Seriously. My first thought was "so....you just handed you kid some cesium and hoped for the best, then?" What the Fuck are they? Covered well? Olsen was being held like no other. Sorry, Kelsey, but you are mistaken. ( Heya azula, got another mew? 770? 7770? Are we talking about video cards? If so i have a 7950 that is the most impressive display of cognitive dissonance i've ever heard of The guy is 200 kg!! Wait... whos the man and whos the woman here Woah, holy cow. For some reason :20 on my phone was not showing that... 6-12 bongs? Do you mean hits or bowls? What just happened?... I'm turboing an NA SR20... I'm so envious I have a similar dream every night Ummm... I think so... Not sure that having a shoe instead of a human body is better what was it Anyone have any idea how this happened? > Yves lives in Mississauga! Haha yeah I understand. I probably wouldn't have offered it up here except that I got two.... and the chances of that are really really low Just got finished playing on PS3 and this random guy just gave me $49M. Oh...wut. That's weird!! But you are probably right, most likely hacked. That's super strange though, on the GTS? Gregory Why should he feel bad? How often are you taking a trip to a cabin? Perhaps you should enjoy the the fresh air at said cabin? Ryan keeps the Sabres afloat so much. Ah true! Lol are you scoping out the competition? I know right?! And after the first one, now at every hatch you'll be obsessively staring at every Oshawott's nose JUST IN CASE Haha I didn't start doing that until I got the second perfect shiny female! Then I was like...impossible purple nose!!!! Can't do math but wtf luck lei lines are aligning with me today or something?! Not gonna complain From the previous post it sounds like he groped her and she immediately put a stop to it. So, apparently she's to blame Yup I can nickname it :) OT may and everything! I actually had a panic attack bc I was like, how the heck can I prove that the two females are legit and not clones?! Thank god the hidden power checker identified them as electric and dark. Sooo the thing is, I sent with a code of 0000 Haha oh I see! The scariest thing to me is that the house was $400k Is that an ushanka? And yet I went into a shop there the other day and saw a jacket for £4000 Hi! Are you really naked? Awesome flick, but playing on a blanket!? Any interest in Chimchars? Ohh. MMed these babies!! Korean 5IV absol and my own OT female Oshawott = multiple shiny babies apparently His eyes look like a demon! Quick, get holy water and the Winchesters! I so hope they do Comic Con this year.. Is this like a US thing? I overdrafted my account by 400 bucks and all i ended up paying was a rather low interest rate during that timeframe 5 second rule I guess 4 comments and NO ONE thought the easiest answer is that the guys with 12 ranked is in PREMADE with someone else... thanks man. I appreciate it. I would lovve to help out here. Can't believe you actually have continued to notice me around Omg I LOVE foreign names XD I kinda wish they didn't change when they evolved. Thanks for the trade! Treat mah baby well!! O: And go to sleep now.... I assume you are on normal? Thin Men get a huge boost when you go to classical difficulty, to the point where they oneshot people left right and center. They end up being the greatest challenge to overcome in the entire game because of how early they spawn and because of how they can completely wreck you early on. Youre kinda happy when they use poison cloud at some point, just because it means that they wont murder a person this turn Bristleback? But I learned that months ago! Do you have a link?? Now that's just weird... O: yah that'd be fine. But uhh...can you first clarify what ability it has? I thought it was HA but speed boost is not an ability??? People get stressed when playing ranked nice haha maybe cousins have some sort of magical shiny hunting powers OMG TODAY IS THE DAY FOR HATCHING SHINY OSHAWOTT. Well... which one did you choose? I love how his crimes really don't seem to match up with what he is good at doing. I mean sure the piracy but some of those other ones I think I added you That... literally just sounds like cats screeching to me What is that pink? Why? I never heard of them until now. Can you describe what it was like? As the player with the most PPA kills in the world... thanks? that's awesome! thay are so glittery Haha no, it had pressure. :P But it would be interesting if it had super luck. Then everyone would want a foreign super luck absol would you be willing to do 3:1? Mine's male, kinda matches with the blue y'know. And surprisingly no I didn't MM, it just kinda came out of an egg while I was hatching for perfect ones to trade in this thread. Strangely that's happened all three times I've hatched a shiny myself, I've never MM'd any of my hatched shinies ( Yes. Yes you are. Reminds me of Fez somehow Ooh I see. I don't even remember how I got 2 Scales, I just assumed you may find one in the story? \ What is there not to like about the game show episode? It is much better then a recap episode { Shitting his pants overtime is actually life threatening. Diaper rash can kill you actually What is that graphics card? It looks massive compared to my 780 Pocket is a compact package of muscle That's one hell of a bookshelf Slugs. oh thats interesting So what's Biogeology then? well I don't eat chicken and I dislike watermelon. Hmmm, so how the hell did someone started buying bitcoins at 500 USD?! Are you married? So...why would you waste that much materia just for Piety? Apparently people haven't read much Spider-Man if they disagree God, I remember seeing those in school sometime around kindergarten or so. I thought they were future-space technology or something But how big is the banana? Jedi Knight 2 has a moral system? So you think it's acceptable to kill people because they don't vote who you should say they should be voting ? What the actual fuck ? $500 for a funded, custom minted "bitcoin"? Those are really well made Is Erza Leona then? ( Curious...what other effects do they offer other than different skins? I've found no other perks offered by them How you manage to spell "waiting" with an extra T is beyond me Why did you have sex at 14? Those Bing results look.. concerning I got a bold prankster female cottonee with 5 ivs in a nestball for it XDDD thought that was you did they My friends 88 Fleetwood Brougham had a 5.0 making 140hp I can just trade you on my white 2 right? I just wonder where his left arm went. Hmm.. so ill build youmuu when i want to stay ahead or when i am super fed right? but i doubt riven needs the critical chance It's the Indianapolis Colts and the Kansas City Chiefs playing in Indianapolis wow for once something isn't blocked out in america Awww, I'm sorry to hear that :( That's very nice of you though. Umm, you didn't trade his pokemon to me though, did you? >Someone's insecure... My mother didnt want me "growing up too quickly" or some nonsense. My father conceded in order to avoid further conflict but still was complaining about it a lot later on.. Dunno why exactly either, I think it was because my mother didnt like me preferring to have donald duck read to me (which my father did) as opposed to fairytales (which she tried to do...) O_O -_- Shit yeah, man. The only thing I like about being a receptionist is Reddit for 8 hours! Oh... That's weird The -only- reason I *might* want a CPP, is that I'm ~350hrs in, and I STILL don't have any Lagi Horns... wow.. what was that bug with the mummy? There are very, very few Slovak supporters in this thread. Nothing that was noticeable enough to warrant continued use (I use creatine for bodybuilding purposes). I'm not a consistent caffeine user but I've never noticed any benefit of that either (except one time when I put some powder in a preworkout shake... apparently way too much because I was 50 doges sent. I did look directly though. told me to kill netcodepool i think I wouldn't even mind it, if i recall Rex usually wins those battles If one person gets bitten, how do the other 99 people die.. ooc: Uh. No? Just an old screen name from 1998. Its getting kinda Augment-y up in here.. I did one of the main mission roullette this weekend. There was a perception from the start that everyone new what they were doing, but I had the feeling that there were some people who were new, so I asked if anyone needed an explanation and since I was the MT ( I had the better gear ), everyone had to wait on me to finished; I stopped and explained the fight to the two who didn't know it. I didn't get any gripe about it, instead, that seems to get everyone on the same page and by the end of the fight, I received all the commendations Damn, time flies. I didn't realize 5 years have passed already New OctaChaz? I hate it when bad ref'ing favors one team instead of the other as well. Mkay! Err...could you tell me more about wooper and deerling first? I just realized that I don't actually know their ability, nature and egg moves yet I thought the shiny Oshawott was -SpDef?? That hurricane is so massive that even has hurricanes inside the hurricane... I beg of you, instructions to make this legitimately could not tell what it was at first. do you have anything else That's a whole lotta gold right there So poly should get buffed? May I ask what's your main? b-but you should be able to outrun them What wa s the difference between the NOVA and the SeaSonic? I was looking at it and the EVGA SuperNOVA 1000 P2 was cheaper I don't get it. You posted the symbol associated with the astrological sign for Cancer (the Crab) to /r/funny...how is this funny? Want Ser inte ojämlikheten... Otroligt Dude... That Girl's Day + VIXX... my god [Is it cold and harsh to say things you do all the time? I know, right... all those trenches... Which team do you like solely due to their sponsor? I have no idea why you got down-voted. You're right. My tag of you says "Has a secret wife and Two kids in Canada" What in pandora's name is folks problem with boobs? Yeah, got bored and did it on my laptop. Mousepad Wow, what is a bitcointip B...but...I'm *on the new version.* with the ghost and the wandmaker and the cool fire animations and the huntress and all that stuff. omg that poster is in all the metro stations in montreal ... May I ask... what am I looking at in that pic They have nothing to say. Sure they could say "Don't worry we're just upgrading the servers to allow for more traffic." and then when they do that and another bug pops up that they have to fix they'd have to explain that. And then another bug pops up and they have to explain that. And then that. And that. AND THAT!!! Such wealth Wow I'm not sure if I just read that correctly...a 6IV?!? OMG wow this is my first 6IV ever..... Seems unlikely, I just did it today. when I search that the top result is this subreddit they kind of made this already! its in very primitive stages and i have no idea where i read about it, but they made a vague video corresponding to what the guy was dreaming from MRI or something. According to this chart, I was born in space. What if this person in just a part of DERP and giving them publicity? Yeah, Thanks. I'll be right there rhythm you tonight shrine bracers? anyone cares to explain? dat Summer Rae 10 gallons for me So basically my tooth is slowly dieing but it has a cute protective shell The amazon ID for this item is "B0085NTITS". Does...not compute... Thats pretty freaking creepy I was wide awake til 3am after having some of my puerh tea ice cream after dinner at 9pm. I... But... What?! am i the only one wondering wtf was going on with that amumu bandage toss at the start? Wow The one I saw had Michigan based businesses advertised on them. Can that scary blonde lady practice law in Canada too? can't add, friendcode is invalid So is this a pretty dude with man-tits...or a handsome lady with broad boobs? I thought it was a nuke Lol yah that's what I've gathered, but I really don't think that's the case. But it looks like the witch hunt is on! Personally, I'm team phantom ... Put Tostito on the PP, Torts. DO IT. L...life coaches are a *thing?* holy shit, the screenshot bot apparently had a seizure Dat Suns defense I was gonna say I got mine off Amazon for a pretty good price (just standard x16 to x16), but now apparently they're ridiculously expensive in comparison. I paid about $15 for 2 risers in the beginning of December, now the ones I bought are $30 each Leashes? Holy crap and im listening to the Mars Volta too I didn't meant run it like that I meant remove the air filter to see if the motor runs better as a result in the change in air fuel ratio. Jetting is the fix along with a thorough cleaning, I was speaking as to a way to find the source of OP's issue. If you read my post, in the end I said if removing the air filter improves the engine performance then an up jet is needed. This is completely insane. i wonder whats under the plastic All sound and music from the game portion is stolen from Street Fighter X Tekken Do u have bold or modest? how much is the bpc worth? That was god damned nightmarish that was Sure! Uhh, feel free to breed mine last. I just realized that since I'm about to go to bed now and the next two days will be New Year's Eve/New Years...I dunno when I can hop online to trade you. Yup no problem! Take however long you need :) if you are done, feel free to msg me and I'll try my best to hop on, but yeah I have a ton of stuff lined up until after New Years so...it would have been rude of me not to notify you first. I just really want that chikorita so I jumped on it without thinking Dude if i rush breed u one can u add some? Dude... I'm giving u a... HP ICE MODEST ROTOM... Beautiful...though I don't think I want him staring down at me from a building at night time Can i have a mudkip too for a pick up(guts) 5iv teddiursa jolly with eggmoves? As someone who has no colon, I think I just found heaven but Sudden Clarity Clarence so *brilliantly* captures exactly how reading this made me feel I'm a woman and I've never tried it I know that much. I met the ACTUAL Lo'Gosh (Huge spirit wolf) in a quest once. I am not a big fan of GTS actually why hasnt anyone thought of using the panpour/pansear/panpage range.... would anyone look for those?! Mine does... I should get a new dentist. Is this an edited thing or real? It looks so.. weird. Never seen any crying like that before i wasn't actually trying to be a troll I was hanging out with friends when one friend points out that godfest started. He tells me to roll so I did. I say "Watch me get Lucifer." Pull the REM and SKADOOSH!!!! First roll Lucifer!!!!!! This is fucking amazing. I didn't even notice Roselia > This is fucking amazian. Nixon was hot TIL girders are tough enough to cobble them together like that and still support the weight of a craft Isn't that a little young for reddit? So I'm biased because I **didn't** put my favorite in the list based on their underwhelming prestation ( So what you are then? That Ferrari exhaust lift off sound just seriously sold this game to me You have 5671 donuts..... Sounds good. I'll add you and meet you on, whats your FC? What, you don't remember your mother? TK1 ? NEW TEAM ANNOUNCED ? ¯ \ _ ( WHOA Jax because of E... The nightmares it can give to people Order and Chaos does support 16:9 first ive heard of this I'm supposed to match my belt and shoes? As a male, the thought of this still made my balls twinge!! I would love if someone could help with a PLD one. What if you're planning to collage your time at college? I have also been bitten by my hamster more times than I can count. I have never, never had any of my rats bite me. I've been waiting for that hamster to die for so long now, haha. She's almost 4 years old uhhhhhhhhhhhh For drunken dick snap purposes? Holy hell. I've only seen the first 2 episodes... apparently it brings the crazy later on. You know, I hit a curb pretty hard and it bent my wheel pretty rough (although the tire was fine I would trade you a flawless skarmory for that chespin this actually makes a lot of sense, in the hyper tank meta the best anti-tank is trundle I don't know what you're talking about, I am most definitely doing real work. . . . Dem eyes... they're made of something unspeakable... Do y-y-y-you-yy-y-y-you-yo-y-chargebytheletter? and france is both most and least arrogant by french, what does that mean TIL can someone explain the illuminati eye on the bride? not that it needs explanation.. i don't get it Good lord. Hundreds, if not thousands. I think the game should show IVs in the summary screen Wipe their ass. I live 2 min away ,,, Reminds me of a run where I was super overpowered. Got the the end (first time near the end of the game) and chose to teleport back to earlier levels instead of going to the final. Got annihilated by three magma worms at once. ooh new FC Ao Kuang is a pedofile It says to vote liberally? Someone PLEASE give me karma for this post! I'll suck your dick i swear ! To be top comment just one last time. Don't leave me hanging, we're friends 20% of canada is on reddit? i bought one at target that was the regular size... Your friend's mom is a bitch... Especially *Scutigera* - house centipedes. Imagine how fast they could move if they were bigger. How come you have the wealth for a BoR but don't even know which supports to use with cyclone? reddit has a subreddit for everything Mango trick? Ahh yeah that sounds scary Who said you were leaving though ** Eevee?? Even better This. This isn't so bad. I think this would be interesting, if I log in with say 34 players encountered and don't see a single person the entire time I am playing and then log out to it being 35 or 36. Would make me This is the thing of nightmares ...and yet, here you are reading and replying to comments. o_o, You made that sound like Riot is an omnipotent infallible being. Doge's awesome I can relate to this so much, and my last name is McGuire (your username). Strange.... That's actually pretty weird Especially since you're unemployed. Goddamn you're gorgeous Chanandler Parsons at the top of Houston's list Why do you hate Cricket? both You're not sure it was a joke? Never thought of the potions that way Look a deer!! Whaaaat? Haha. That song is on it's own plain of insanity. Yet not Those quad particles seem extremely graphics heavy Really?! O_o I've always thought of Fire as the simplest spec ever. Frost is even simpler?! Wow. I've tried arcane, but as a matter of principle, I've never touched frost. Nifty! So Super Sonico is a character? My cat once licked my brothers armpit. She stuck her head right through his sleeve and licked away That is fucking creepy Graveyard… wow. Ohhh really? xD I never knew that It wasn't bad. But next time try a Harry Potter reference, it's more on topic Wow you've been here all day Ohhh yessir, I suppose I am Gold? Whoa I had to read that last sentence twice, and even then it was sketchy Papillam. Or papillas. It takes the accusative!!!!! Jeez, I thought mine was bad... At fifty seconds in, why the hell did you put *two* C4 on that scythe? You have a good friend I thought I was trading you a solosis I clicked...I don't regret clicking the link. I do however, regret clicking the link to the website. I have never seen so many gaping assholes in my entire life...I will have nightmares. It seems you know something HOLY SHIT There are a lot of people who have panphy in their pokemon safari. Including me. But I won't be logging in for a while. Add me if you want though. I agree, but I don't understand how adventure time correlates with being emo... Are you a unicorn? I cant believe i somehow missed that part How did u escaped dat freak?? I decided to test and see if leaving the 3DS on (with the lid closed, like I tend to do on accident) still counts the time.. and it doesn't. gosh how did I spend that much time on this So you're telling me that from 1:12 to the end...he doesn't kill them? Chances created apparently includes key passes according to the Opta website... Please please message me!...i drive a Chrysler sebring I'm not sure I did it right, though, because I don't see anything in my profile that suggests I have signed on as a rematcher When did I say that? Well ,that was easy Daylight savings time? wtf, he's goofy? I always thought he was regular. I read this as 'practice raping' I know right? Do they get food poisoning? You really have to look into your website. I get the "Please disable you add blocker"-message, right next to 2 adds I always appreciate living in a land of fewer firearms I'm not sure how algorithms *don't* relate to math There is a Madoka game? Your use of ç in "façades" reminded me that I need to get on my French studying for college They do. Yessir. When I was around 20 I had a very *catholic* boyfriend. I was his first, he always felt bad for not "saving himself" for marriage. Hence he just lay there and looked miserable... His solution: asking me to marry him Yeah right, when I told myself I was a strong womyn, I doubled my PB bench No joke. I mean, goddamn. It looks so real Isn't the Black Citadel the home of Blood Legion Charr as well? I still have less than money than the stimulus package I started with. Seems that everybody has been bank bombed except for me. StarCitizen Hope it has not sunk in then get frozen inside the murk This may seem a stupid question, but how'd you deal with having to pee all the time??? seriously??? every character in obsidian??? Wow, those holsters don't even have guards to prevent easy theft of the gun. Almost all specs in the game heavily value secondary stats because of their 2:1 ratio to primary. No one gems pure primary anymore with a few exceptions Im from germany, actually, so I can tell you that granting him asylum in germany would probably be the most terrible solution for all parties involved. For one were still economically dependant on the US to the point where we really dont want them having a hissy fit against us, and even though we could probably get away with granting him asylum without getting completely crushed we have absolutely nothing to measure muscles with the US on the matter. We still have a somewhat relevant military force in germany ever since WWII (thanks Hitler!) so I doubt hed be "safe" here. Sure, kidnapping him would be a violation of international law and all that, but i strongly doubt the US would actually care. Not like they did at all in the past, and theres really nothing we could do about it individually. A trade embargo would be nice and all, but it would completely ruin us to the point of being in a worse situation than greece, so that wouldnt happen. On the other hand Russia, despite being a lot weaker than during the cold war, are still really really threatening, have actual programs that would prevent that the US could just grab snowden (we have a rather pitiful spending on intelligence agencies iirc, which is also why I doubt that the german government was/is involved too deeply, alltho I suspect it was more than we currently know) and are not completely economically dependant on the US. They are the guy that the States really dont want to mess with, so the current solution really is by far the best, at least if Russia lets him stay in their country (and Im pretty sure they will, theres no better publicity for russia and especially Putin, people actually like him now, and seeing how narcisstic he tends to be he probably gets a raging hard on just from that What do you not understand? It is time for THE WORM (> You can tip GabeN now? I guess someone forgot about their pizza Lewis was really strangely good as a little kid This hurts my eyes As am I... Zer0 PvM was founded on the idea of crashing when the original founder "Menace The odd thing is we're 11th in the nation for 3rd down defense I could only fit cringing at the eating. How on earth did you manage to masturbate twice while watching this video? No encore day? Yeah, this was happening to me too a few months back. It just kinda stopped on its own. The article clearly states that this is *potentially* tragic. But getting Global Elite is easy as all hell? I was expecting black people NSFW? All's i see is a face... What the heck is up with your ui? Thats $650 if he picked them up at the current low of $.13 a piece. Wow a lot of the girlfriend things are about looks but this one is soul crushing... I think I might leave someone if they said that I totally just realized they were doing that... Wow. Impressive. Hard to believe a potato could do that People dock the tails of rats? Same : before +5/-4 now +3/-5 , i ask my friends about this and a mate in game said that I was not the only one so i'm kinda relieve but this is weird This is literally giftception, a gift within a gift, within a gift. I just hope you have a totem I heard something like it would take months Spiritomb > If you can't find even those things, then how are you even applying to the job Why is it a subordinate role? Never had that happen before What does this have to do with tires? Can you not be gross and not say "flavours"? _||_ ( Not sure why you got downvoted to oblivion. Pidgey? Mormons are allowed to smoke marijuana? You don't "need" imgur, but if somones viewing from a network that blocks "rockstargames.com" then they can't view this awesome actionshot. That's why I'm here Who would get a tattoo of a bracelet? Hmm, it feels like the distortion varies when looking around in VR Player in dome/spherical modes Derp. Deleting my comment then. I don't know why I thought it was a melee character. Wait... Bastard is STILL going? WHAT Is that "Atelier" as in there's more than 2 games I know of to the Atelier series Oh my goodness I had no idea how common this was. You mean AED? we have those to ITS NOT JUST ME I used to have that, it went away That cat is 9 months older than me And not even a troll. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Question is, how powerful are those botnets. Enough to take down PSN? He might actually have---statistically---been the worst quarterback on the best team. Like, objectively. No I think it's the pegasus. So.............are Raptors legit? What the fuck? Only for people with this face: ( biome issue! biome issue! I seriously love whales So Bishop is freaking massive. He covers so much of the net just standing there. HAH!! Oh man, that stage I actually ate cereal out of my chest dent for a highschool music video..... Great work! But the idea of Ads as Gollum really disturbs me... Corners are fun on the chinook. O god My English teachers smart board presentations end with "Keep calm and do your homework" Taped to the bottom? Good lord I'm a lesbian and this turned me on Dat see-through top Weren't they leading by like, 6 or 7 runs into the ninth? Texting a girl I had met saying "Hi Megan" when her name was definitely not Megan despite having talked to her for a few hours WOOWWOWW Oh, sorry, my mistake. Yeah, there's a plastic shaft but no rubber end pieces. I don't recall it ever having an end piece Have you ever DP'd a girl by yourself? Wow. Is this a photo? Hate to break it to you, but I think your neighbor is a death eater can i add you up too? braxien & magmar Take this disgusting bag 'o pussy back! I don't want it! I thought there was money in it! How am I to buy new shoes with a raggedy old cat??? Trust me I've seen places that sell it 3 bucks around New Symerna, and then here in Port Orange it's fucking 4.75 Dat "A".... Yea I have Dios Mios and thats one of the things I don't feel like redoing! Lol, my Wii didn't accept some things so I had to do half the Dios Mios installing in another language Don't feel bad. I was super stoned when they mentioned the mask, and spent like 15 hours just finishing every quest, wondering what the hell I was missing. What kind of sorcery is this? I opened 4 TDs and got 4 Fighting Against Fate, Homura. I didn't even realize there was more than one type of PR. Yeah. I have never had issues with this... All antivirus software i have ever used can update silently in the background without telling me. If OP keeps getting this maybe he/she should look at what is wrong with their application. Serious question though... what if this 2 dicks thing is the beginning of a new evolutionary phase for humans? Average cup size has been proven to have increased over time. Could this be a much more extreme case and this is the first time it has been documented publicly? Black? I don't do well with people like your bf's dad. I think I'd have to cry in the bathroom and never visit again... I still can't believe ryze survived that kass q If they can afford it? you have more than one? Interesting... I guess you could be right. I'll settle with neutrality. OP could be tripping over this discussion right now... ^^^ go to change lot type and see if you have an option to make it an arcade lot, if not visitors allowed is the only thing that works :) that floor I don't think you understand how boobs work if that's a "separate and lift" to you. Your edit: How to make a black background? It says me, dat image dpi too small This reminds me of twilight Wow...the moment my kid was old enough to go to the ice cream truck and buy me something (as well as him) justified being a parent. Where the fuck did you come from That's gotta be him The look in his eyes. Wow!! I must be some kind of lucky person because I see these quite often around Atlanta and surrounding areas... Either that or Im seeing the same one all the time... I was on my phone yes I have a Fi mask, a Midna's mask, and 2 sets of Hero's boots. I honestly wasn't sure at all how much they're worth, but I looked through some older trades and found one similar to this. they charged 100K per mask and 100K for a full hero set. Making it 300,000 Ack- that was my bad! Sorry guys. Too many years, so much shame..... I thought so as well, but does the contrast change (for the camera at least) when increasing the distance? I'm wondering, because ALL of the closeup images are sharp as a razorblade and the focus was ALWAYS top notch Damn, this sucks for you guys *hugs* I hope DICE/EA gets it sorted out asap, can't imagine waiting for those queues to go down! Thaaanks :) She's just grown up so much, and I've missed like, all of it :-/ I feel like a bad big sister. To me she's still like 14, and goofy. And then on her blog she's all dressed up and excited about college A.. What home?! I didn't sign up for this Yeah... but what about all the oil? I'm only 16 and remember these things I didn't realize this at all. Mother of god True they did make ammo pouches and the sorts but also bags for the pope Because they were raping... Dang, after 10 gifts! I went through hundreds of gifts last year to get a Toymaker's Tonic. This year went straight to TP for the mini (by which I mean approaching Oros with "0.0 mini Ho-Ho-Tron is pretty cute... You're my goldfish. Haha, I really should have watermarked that. In my defense, I never thought a quick photoshop I busted out for Scans_Daily in the space of about two minutes would float around 4chan, reddit and the general internet for the next eight years. Just think of all the karma I could have gotten. Seeing how its a civil war, probably the ones that oppose the Assad regime since they wouldve won per default since the US was considering to join in against Assad... of course theyll want to be thrown a victory in a war theyre losing, what kind of argument is that? Since when? No nose/front wing cams anymore? Does that mean that awesome rotating cam is gone? What about the heatcam, wasnt that on the front as well? How... how did she expect to get these children she wanted? How do you make grilled grilled cheese? wait even if you click it the keylogger and snippers are automatically in your computer? Some men don't shave their armpits? All that black light. This is where the Blizzard idea of making every pack pick fun backfires. In a real draft (with semi-awake players) you aren't getting god cards all the time Congrats on the loot but did you really needed to use all your army, cc, hero AND spells to get the 100% If you have Dawnguard Durnehviir will still teach you his shout, and then you wouldn't be Dragonborn yet but you already have Durnehviir. Wait, wtf, I was joking about /r/cannibalism Funny that's how I feel everyday as an atheist. That strongly depends on where you live IIRC, theres places where you can be happy if they have to do so much as pay for the actual police operation That's a LOT of gemstones. ur saltwater fishtank, small, OpTic Made it to day 2? What is this sorcery? nono, theres no way it was that long ago I don't believe you..... Different Jay Cutler I Wait, wasn't that part of the ordering process I don't blame you. I do the same thing every day since I work long hours. You wouldn't expect someone to steal personal products that go on your face YES Who was it? Are you using baked animations or are your using an armature? ####If this is how you're going to act drunk, I never want to see you drunk THAT IS SO AWESOME. My eyes were like this HOLY How is that account still not banned Ahhh. I see I see. Thank you for answering my question.... I guess I no longer have an excuse to look at your pictures so closely Ah, in that case there's no great equalizer like the family jewels. Seriously, get some sharp objects near his precious bits and he'll go QUITE still. You mean that the nice Stephen Amell who posts a lot of good stuff on Facebook is actually a cover for the fact that he is secretly a vigilante Why did Dark Seer die? Weird to see the dude from Boys Over Flowers being all hardcore. Just cut it yourself :) My two tricks that I learned online are 1) cut it dry. Nothing like that first time you cut the bangs wet and they shrink up like crazy GW2 doesn't have mounts Oh, that winky face says so much Where in the world do you live that shaving your armpits is unacceptable? Wait, this wasn't a change they did intentionally in the patch? There are dual type moves? Name a few not if you're on a skateboard Mkay have a female x/31/31/31/31/31 totodile now I'd just be glad she's into the idea of protection Why the fuck would you stop there? Daaaaang... And I associate the word Nitro with reddish orange colors. You're a creep even when dead too I see... Didn't you pay attention to the episode? Osiris and Ah puch? Could someone explain the "streaming sessions". Is it the number of shows ESL has put on (in that case, whoa The New American is the similar look I grew up with.. it will always be my favorite. But those Russian covers don't you guys put the bag in a jug then pour it? You snotty bastard. ( Haha these comments! So funny and true! but.. does that mean taking Sudafed or similar decongestant dries you up down there too...? if you could see around the entire planet... would you see yourself twice? [Look at me when I'm] looking at you, cause when you look at me, I look at you and we can look at each other while you look at me and I'm looking at you I feel bad Oh wow. There are bigger versions I also had a poker dream last night. And on reddit I watched that whole thing Wow, you perfectly summarized this comparison. In other words, I'd kill to have Arnold's body (those legs The other day, I saw a truck with the hanging truck balls...On the tailgate was an Obama sticker. Commuting from North to South in the morning is a TOOOOOOTALLY different animal. I have done both. I live in Mira Mesa right now and work downtown, the commute is a breeze (<30 minutes). I've had the opposite direction take 1.5 hours. Your name Mostly Glocks (17, 19, 30). Last time my cousin brought his AR-15. yeah thats scary Wow, that blew my mind. I mean Binggeure makes sense, since in the show he tried being a singer. But cute Dohee and YoonJin didn't match at all burp Please excuse my stupid question,but in what context is he using "bimbo" here? I'm confused as bimbo is a political incorrect word for black people in Germany It's weird, I was just reading a post on here about DERP targeting origin again and now the post is deleted And they played dubstep. Uhm, it's not like it's a given that I'm hot if two people have said that I look like Craig? You look like a creepy pat the NES punk here man add me... by god... plz In the future AutoModerator will gain conciousness and detect wildcards. All without us knowing. She was 14 during Season 1 I got the game not knowing much about it because it was super cheap and looked cool. One hour in, my eyes were I've been looking for Melee forever. How did none of those go in!?! i'd say that the buyout he has is higher than what they are currently selling for on the market Well well well.... This is frikkin' awesome is this a plea for help? Akin to somebody should do something? Or is it something you're *hoping* for? Maybe I am, I was raised by the stinky French. Razgul ... Raz-gul ... Raz' Al Gul ... Yeah, people are douchebags. What does that have to do with parsers? Rats have feelings? First experienced sleep paralysis my freshman year of college. It usually happened when I would take a nap. For some reason, I would always see/feel my roommate choking me. Very odd because she was a really sweet girl, not threatening or scary at all. One time I woke up in sleep paralysis and felt her sitting on my chest trying to suffocate me while her friend was holding my legs and whispering "Is she dead yet?" Another time I saw her and a few of her friends sitting in a circle in the middle of our dorm (the only time she wasn't choking me, lol). Each time this happened when I finally woke up she wasn't even in the room. So weird I am sorry that you had to suffer through that. BPD and Bipolar are quite similar when observed in a clinician's setting. It's a misdiagnosis that happens far too frequently (I have interviewed a few psychiatrists and they confirmed this). From what I understand, most psychiatrists prefer to give the BPD diagnosis first, since it is one of the most common Personality Disorders (Axis II if you speak DSM). But still, they should not have tried to diagnose you if you had previous medical records... Since when are they winning there? IT WAS EMERIL THE WHOLE TIME can someone tell me why he lives in boat? On PS4, even though I don't have my mic plugged in, it still somehow picks up my voice, I am really confused, anyone else get that. If you have a PS4 wait for the leaderboard, unplug your mic (if you haven't already) then yell at your controller, it picks it up Oh damn. If Wings of Dwayna become giant legendary wings... Why would you be a different person? 20k miles and it looked like that. I've got Chimchars already..but not with Heat Wave What did I do? i didn't get glasses until partway through college, so people would think I was eye fucking them but I really just couldn't see I think your dog is adorable. Why would anyone think such a beautiful creature is ugly? As a fellow Kiwi...vinegar on fish & chips is freakin' amazing You really weren't kidding about the scumbag parents ' Wilford Brimley here to talk to you about.. Yeah he is Was this really worthy of posting If that fruit is eaten... SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE 1 point means a lot :). wait if i bred a rotom with that stat but gave it 31 speed evs would that still be hp ice? Don't Koreans come to the NA/Eu scene to do the same thing Floating like that? Game still keeps surprising me. Just learned we can go in a bankbuilding fron another post in this subreddit, didn't know this one either. And the other day I came along a youtube video that showed how we can stop the train Not all of them are Modest, mostly assorted natures. 16 male, 14 female, all Water Absorb except one ( after countless games jumping quads with c4 i fear this will never happen who the fuck downvoted this Then why are you asking us? Was hoping for TB to reply Der Typ mit den Transistoren macht mir ein bisschen Angst. Wie zur Hölle kann man sich sowas merken, wenn man nicht jeden Tag damit arbeitet? Und... welchen Job hat er, wenn er täglich mit Registern von obskuren Microcontrollern, Transistoren und ASCII-Codes in hex arbeitet? I want one.... The store I wanted to go to yesterday had their hours on their website...and my mom still wanted me to call them. Situational? For what situations is he good and for what situations is he bad? Shit this game is addicting cause your a hater You're right. But wait, how do I know Alex Bledel, then? Looking at her filmography, I've never seen any of them... Gonna make a post today to /r/imaginaryjedi? I had heard Bendis even admitted to being not as good writing team books. So of course Marvel gives him X-Men & Guardians of the Galaxy That's a Surface I misread that at first. The weather network says it was a "Frost Quake" 2 grams is like one night My life is a lie!!! Wait...that's allowed under the laws of Veganism? But I thought..you know, animal product and all..? You can breed unown I think everyone who has wallets greater than 30 buds is collecting for that. teacher? Funny thing. We just fixed for the next release. He's gonna be super fast Haha, I guess I see your point. It sounds crazy outside there, though! I'd be afraid to walk in it Last time I panicked I hit a friendly with an axe. My bad how do they not have a vocal reaction to that I guess light houses are no longer manned 24 hours right but what if someone got stuck in there What did you think they were 49ers spoilers? I would listen to all music played on this is that singed in 30 years? You are willing to wait 6 month and pay €0.07 more for the game to (not even quite) get a trading card worth €0.10 ? I made it for when he was 10 inches and I've been upgrading it. It seemed a shame not to take him outside as a baby to get all that UV. The plastic piece I took from a drawstring bag and I got some smooth leather cord (so it won't stick to his scales) and braided it several times for the neck part. It's actually quite loose around his neck, but in the picture with him all puffed it looks tight. He had never tried to run, he usually finds a warm spot on the patio and parks to bask, but i keep it on just in case. he looks so young ...Wow. Insidious Cat in the background One of my family members once asked how much a camera I got for Christmas cost. When I told her it was a gift, she said okay. Then two minutes later she asked me again. I told her again that it was a gift and that I didn't know. She then asked if it was expensive. Then another family member said that my children had too much and urged me to give them coal as a joke. Nba 2k14 is a sick game but the online servers are terrible. Well at least when it comes to playing with friends. Me and 3 of my friends all bought the game and can't play with eachother To be fair, they couldve extended female city elf by a *lot*. I mean, after the events of the origin story I kind of expected a "stab human in face or at least be very rude to him" option. You could kind of go for the generic answers a bit rude answers, but very little of the completely racist "I hate you for being human and will act accordingly" that I wouldve kinda expected after the origin story Even better for me since 760 costs less than 7950 in Japan =D But the overclocked Radeon one seems to be better? That's what she said.....oh. maybe i shouldn't tell people about that. "Large" is an understatement Who handed her the smoke? Nobody is wearing that shirt My street doesn't have a color... Last thing I read is that they don't have a jungler. I saw a girl yesterday at the office wearing a boat neck top with a T BACK BRA that was hot pink lace! Woah, i'm pretty sure this is an old bug, i remember reading about this a few months ago Looks like Urgot plus Gragas That kinda creeps me out Did...did you just write a porno..... Thanks for the link! Got them all 1%? that's actually way more than I expected amazing how people think that all-inning is not the "correct" way to play a RTS game like sc2 and therfor quit the game themself.. guess IdrA did have quite the impact I agree with you. I am just making suggestions based upon the most likely of scenarios because you and I both know they won't be toning down any of the other Hunters anytime soon. Buffs are a more realistic option. Dat power creep right? Wowwwwww This seems interesting, definitely going to watch this one though I wonder if the "monster" they describe in it is going to be scary Wowwwwww Would you take my soul for the Zorua But how did he know they have great burgers? Don't do that. You never know if the sounds are coming from your game or the one you are watching That stinks AND that is so weird... i almost always use UPS because ive never had them break anything hmm, it got curiouser: I went to my badges and saw the card there It's absolutely insane how many groups debuting. I'm a little worried to see how many of these people disappear this year, only to be replaced by another horde of rookies really confused on which one is you ruining the picture ** i actually don't care much for chocolate either unless it's mixed with peanut butter than it's like magic in my mouth C... oh you have a japanese pokemon game? They're also bad if you have highly delicate skin. I used one on my nose once and it actually ripped a bit of my skin off. Well fuck, got me. \ you know i never even considered that awareness would be preventing crit heals holy shit I thought that was a worm 72/72 What? damn that is a hard hitting meteor shower Mother of god The first time I saw this I read it as "desert" and "what the hell? pass.".....just saw it again and Commenting for later it says you already have a duskull Oh man, that shot in the gums was absolutely the worst part of having my teeth removed. He said 'you'll feel a pinch, like a bee sting' but DAMN it felt like a hammer and nail into my mouth Im pretty sure a kitten dies every time Saban wins as well. Aj Mcaron has killed more kittens than any college qb ever In Eu...or....in Canada [* This looks so awesome I did the photoshop and css about a week ago. Haven't gotten around to looking at that tournament yet Just a conspiracy with streamers.. Look at the viewers on Twitch when i was 10 i found pubes in my red lobster shrimp.... And he sold it all at ~$100. Man, he must be hurting today. Coulda had $6m! I don't know how such a thing would even exist, much less what exactly you're asking for. Those icicles look like they could do some serious impalement for an unsuspecting person. ...your beard...? Pretty xenos What's with the panda? Absolutely stunning Elves = Ogier? I'm on Chrome and it did that Yea like the desyncs totally fixed now Lol you decided to stop breeding them? I don't seem to have that option It seems like you're running Blood Rage on an HP character Then you have to be brave enough to look at the picture What berries? Why did i tagged you as "nova/ember romance bro" ? Disregard first part then What kind of courthouses do you go to? Not sure why you're getting downvoted for being jazzed about your new car on a sub for people who like cars ...which anime are you talking about? My eyes went so wide after I read that If all they do is rehash games, where did the games they rehash come from? Your guess is a good as mine You got that from a laffy taffy didn't you I dont have this problem cuz I dont have any friends Am I blind or didnt they include the names of the mechs....Better yet: I dont recognize any of those mechs... I didn't set it as that, no idea why that happened.. Oh Sorry, I don't know that they have a buffalo wings version…don't hate me for ruining your excitement I don't even know how or where i'd go to begin selling meth OMG - that is terrifying. How did you get those on the spokes? -50? How did it get this bad? Wouldn't she have noticed it!? Wouldn't it have been painful Thanks! Well, I'm currently just really stressed about money situations because I need a new car. I wrecked my old one, and oh lord, the guilt. WOW. the dog on the left looks exactly like mine. freaky. How would you know whether there was any Skype calls or visits? O.o I know everybody still follows everybody on twitter and that is the extent of my knowledge because I don't know any of them privately. Are you a super secret NSA guy? wut. wow, a shitload of people I know of are using this, and yet I have only heard about this website on a random video's description not even talking about the thing... Not really, I just have no idea when he had time to post this I plan on getting super high off dabs and watching this from start to finish Says "even children know not to mug people". Then gives a parable of schoolyard bully. That is the coolest thing I've ever seen. McDonald's value meals are nearly $10 now? If you're a platinum on a silver smurf trying to act like you're silver, are you saying you don't play to your full potential? If this is what they're leaving behind, just imagine what they're taking along with them/have at home It's like the mortar landed right on that dude. How the hell do they find out all this information. Thats.... Incredibly interesting. Why would you MM something you don't like or use Sneaky back-biters... I bought 9 games - according to that page, I have $125.56 Maybe the other one is the Raconteurs They can? What did I just read?! No. And then there are people so stupid they think *that's* what I said. What is with people wanting to know every minute detail of other people's lives? Wait, he dosnt work at Bohemia? Gold 4 ain't high elo So much orange > Added, you're pokemon are the best I used to watch the Wizard of Oz at least once every two days as a kid for a few years straight ( One month between geb and chaac. My boyfriend and I have seriously had that fight... What's happening here ? LOOK AT THE SHADOW! Holy shit. Riven, Nidalee, Katarina I mean, i missed the initial announcement also autonomous is only 10 seconds... ^^^ Google maps is bigger on the inside What do you mean? Im a criminal on the net? what is a make out bar? Is it legal to encourage having sex on their premises? Good Mornin! :D At first I was like "time traveler.." Oh man I just watched this with my boyfriend! Her green eyeliner is crazy though! I can't imagine waking up with my eyes glued shut... Are...are you me? im not sure what i just listened to... you get an upvote anyways That looks like the opposite of unpleasant to me I really is, considering the phone case I ordered from Amazon the same day at 1-3 days shipping arrived the following Monday SAY WHAT!!!! That is amazing!!! He's a serial killer that was found out by his wife Correct. There are worse ones too My first graders have to write a paper on what they want to be when they grow up (pretty typical) oh, but wait! Also, what University they plan to go to, how high of a degree they're going to get, how much they want to make, and how they plan on paying for college... Reminds of my co-worker who says some pretty racist stuff when drunk. "How do you know if an Indian is lying?" "How?" "When they speak Indian..." Wow, that felt like it ended so soon. Quickest 18 minutes ever I didn't see anything of that {8} o_O_O_Ooo_O too hard to make couple candles ? I used to have cabinets like those in my kitchen. Hmm, people born in 1994 are now grown up? That's just crazy talk. A sub sandwich? was it ? This. Also I responded to you in less than a minute Wasn't there topic about cow farm and bear traps few days ago I just stick to ladders link or the full video Wait, someone takes you seriously? Hope you don't have any earthquakes in your area. I haven't actually noticed any side effect. But I'm really paranoid there are some subtle ones that are flying under the radar.... 600+ (Waterfox ftw) but firefox is not graceful with handling so many tabs, had lags (i7 2600k I hate feeling sick. That doesn't mean I hate sick people. The logic on display here is amazing. What is with people not knowing every minute detail of TB's life?! Recycled? Did I miss something in the evolution of combustion engines? Thank you :D and holy sh*t that is a exspensive inventory. I want a knife so bad, and he has 5 Wait........................................................ what? That link.... yeah, see? I have 2 upvotes on each of my comments, so somebody is upvoting you and downvoting me.................. what I said was right Never trust a man with no eyebrows or his engines Ya I realized that after looking it up. But if somebody using the word 'boughten' the wrong way on reddit is going to make you go ' [Shit's getting serious Jeeez...How? Three paladins, no magic DPS. What in the hell is going on in this Turn 4 run? I think we broke reddit its apparently also 1 year old already Wow thats fast I can still remeber when seatbelts were "optional" How do you even get them? I don't understand the logic of having more washrooms than bedrooms it's... beautiful and they say theres no such thing as a map hack What is this #IV stuff people keep saying? Cause those stats have been crazy accurate this season....... O.o wait your not Northernlion or are you just linking to his youtube Wow I actually like him badger so good Seriously, 25 kills first half of Strikezone Dom xD you never know that! but holy crap if it is It looks like it's attached at your wrist? why did you laugh You have info old like.. 1,5 year? Thought that was your fridge... was like You've gone raidable twice today, who would want to join So apparently Hax has a Fox now?? Freeze ice into a weapon, more specifically a knife and stab somebody..... *I always wondered why murders like this are never on CSI Oh god I wish I never asked for that link Is it actually good ? Idk judging by the cover art i was like ohh cool ! southside milwaukee by any chance ? .. also ... you should stay over there until winter is over It seems to have all the benefits of both AD and AP nid but none of the weaknesses. This actually looks really interesting also ? i cant find it Why thank you Or... Buy something immediately after committing a crime. Then you can get away with murder! Are you my husband by any chance? I never understood why people pull their underwear/pants down that far. The first two Suikoden are PS1 games. The first one is on PSN, and it's quite good. But Suikoden II is a masterpiece. And it has phenomenal antagonists. You can download the CD and emulate it pretty easily. The disc itself will run you minimum $110 for the disc only The dog smiles at your suffering That lip-bite...*prrrrrrrr* * I beat it I love my husband and I'm proud of him and everything he's done, but I don't think I could handle a 2nd him. He's so hyper This grossed me out...but also made me really want to go get some BDubs. ...and then smashed it...? Wow. This thread is crazy. where's your '/s' ? I played against a CM that basically 1v5 rampaged my team just from auto attacks... was that you?? It's okay, though. Celestial bodies have mechanisms to shut down legitimate orbits. This is one of my worst fears. I dont know if I did something wrong ...the double loop isn't the right way? You're telling me i am the first and only person you know who uses faggot as a synonym for douchebag? Lmfao just because you're homeschooled and in your whole life have had one incident of contact with actual human beings outside of your bedroom, I'm the crazy one? Lmfao you are the definition of someone who cannot be wrong, not because you're right, but because your ego will not let you concede even the smallest defeat over the use of a word that means absolutely nothing to you in a debate with a stranger on the internet. Wait, you must be gay, right? Why else would you be so butt hurt about this? But wait, how do you know I didn't mean "happy" by that use of the word gay???? Holy shiet. This is incredible. This must have taken you over 10 hours to complete this You're telling me you don't know that faggot is used as a slur because it means homosexual and not because it is magically a synonym for douchebag? Lmfao just because you're homeschooled and in your whole life have had one incident of contact with actual human beings outside of your bedroom, I'm the crazy one? Lmfao you are the definition of someone who cannot be wrong, not because you're right, but because your ego will not let you concede even the smallest defeat over the use of a word that means absolutely nothing to you in a debate with a stranger on the internet. Wait, you must be a fucking idiot, right? Why else would you be so butt hurt about this? But wait, yes you are a fucking shitstain on the human planet. Does it work Reddit is life jk, i been on and off all day on reddit today OoooOOOhhh MyyyYYyyy! burroughs mainframe computer ?!?! Reading : ._.Reading intensively : At this point I don't know whether to admire your dedication or fear what kind of insanity drives you to spend your time and energy in this way. Maru Lets start with me Shaco" is an anagram of "Chaos" and blitzcrank is a girl You can choose the lobby you're going into? Looking at it from an entirely different country, the entire concept of electing law-enforcement officials is alien, so basically whenever I watch a programma on Maricopa my face is permanently Oh yeah, he's quite the uhm... LOOKATTHEWEIRDPEOPLE I feel so sorry for you. I'm glad to live in Pittsburgh, but every time we drive on the turnpike across the state, you can just feel the atmosphere change. I can't believe people would just demand you turn into a Christian I definitely didn't know that; I knew some looked less round and had upright ears, but I figured it was a type thing. Like, when you breed Palomino horses, sometimes you breed a palomino to a palomino and get a chestnut... I don't think I'm explaining this well. This is why he threw his mouthpiece while walking away. Bread, soda, sugar, starches, pastas, wheat uh.. fruit except for raspberries. I didn't ask for a Marill That looks painful wait, how did a single titty bitch down your 1.6k es in less than one full salve? Ok ok ok good job.... but will it blend? definately cute, i think you're sexy as well in my opinion^_^ i mean, in that bikini Whats up with the ears? Are they cut off? Is this real life Arguing with a guy by saying brutalizer isnt rly good on jax cuz his Q W R and BOTRK do magic damage and i realized that jax Q and BOTRK did physical damage ( % of hp ) but srsly since when is botrk physical damage? Did you see the prep for the kick!! Where the heck did that video come from? About to spend 4ish hours taking the GRE.... You're right! The roof tiles and the shoji screen in the second house were from Creative Mode. I believe the tiles from the first house (best friend made that one) were just ... unrefined wood. ** Use Hahahaha! WTF?! DAT ASS DOE. Would you be intrested in charazardite y 2x damage o_O Why are you in math 0006? :{D my thoughts exactly ! well i gotta get back to work Huh? What am I missing that prevents Amsterdam's countless recreational marijuana shops from being relevant here? Oh my God, hairless farts are so great! It's like a thunder clap and the whole room just looks at me like I see Homer Simpson... Jesus. Is that related to the holding penalty? If so, how do the refs manage to mix those up? 6 1 moer How do you know what that looks like what is the song thats played during kiss cam? yeah, just thinking of Blitz Play on one hand and aliens/dinosaurs on the other Wow Which foreign Terran pro only practices 3 hours a day? Did you link full albums for every single one This man has no pockets... Yet he still had his phone to film himself. These two guys have got it down. It takes a lot of time to get used to arenas, for some people. I was doing 1800-2k RBGS before i got the hang of 3s. I used to get all worked up and would be like How could you possibly have the Master Ball that early in the game? Not sure if he meant tip as in doge, or tips on how to trade What am I watching how?!? Cobb has some pretty eyes for a dude Isn't that good? Doesn't that mean it passed the tests? Thought I'd tune in since I know nothing about this, yet apparently other people seem to be really excited about it. Tune in and the first sentence I hear is TB saying something along the lines of "Hentai technical bullshit". What have I goten into Yessss...yesss it is O_ I'm surprised so many people hate PvPing You might have to explain this one for me. was that the My Little Pony theme Bulgaria You know damn well what game it is Makes me think of a ghost (StarCraft I/II) for some reason. Thats weird Still spinning around.. I could've sworn getting the 6 iv dad was easier I...was in college A Clockwork Orange as a musical... Wow, I just upvoted everyone in this thread for no reason. I'm late guys. What has DD been doing to have that FG% and assist #s. Wow and then to actually get mad for getting life my face watching the replay ...The heck is a slope? ^ Yeah... Hospitals never close... The main thing that bothers me about this picture is how perfect her hair is. My hair is the same color, same length, same texture from what I can tell. Only mine does whatever the hell it wants and hers is just perfect. Well that's random. Wow it look so cool I bought it on sale last week.... 53 hours into it already (( are we watching the same video? Nevermind I found it. Name is Donna Zitelli. She was apparently on the Bachelor 3 This is so weird. I just came back from playing Soul Calibur 4 for 2 days, after not playing at all for about a year, and I see Dan uploaded this yesterday. Oh my god you know what would be the most amazing thing ever. If instead of the normal flying animation you would be able get on your charizard/talonflame or whatever and actually be able to control where you fly somewhat like a flying minigame. It would be a ton of work for the staff but it would so fucking worth it oh my god. Is it group 3? You need to check market prices at work? I can only make this face Why aren't you wearing a coat?! That ending 12 grand for a shotgun? Maybe switch out 2cb for mescaline I guess. Coke for adderall. This guy would have sick connections Oh wow! My mom is the oldest of eleven, and my dad is the youngest of twelve. I also come from a catholic famliy (what gives?!?!?!?!). The 12 I mentioned are the spawn of my siblings, of which there are six of us. I have lost count of how many cousins and other family I have now... shit got real I thought this was for good food that was easy to make by a single dude interesting! I had spray cheese at a party last year.. and didnt realize what i was missing till then.. Sobek okay but artemis need a remodel her hair it doesnt block j4 flag combo I really want to see this person's appearance and demographic, just to confirm or deny my presumptions about where these dickish tendencies come from. thefran's behavior is like an artistically unpleasant caricature of neckbearding Normal?! Holy shit I just spent 5 min on there Wait so did it go through Deep sand You try casting for four hours then recalling 21 games in a row and typing coherently I have no idea what they're saying So let me get this straight: You’re paying $3,000/mo, and your landlord can’t be bothered to replace a $300 cabinet? y'all look very much alike points for raging goblin??? Sejuani's ride is called Kevin Tuggles? What ? "Oh shit" was my exact reaction. I just said it Alistar is next That woman screaming "I hate y'all" at the victim's family. I can't decide if I should cheerfully acknowledge that I have the memory of a geriatric goldfish, or blubber incoherently that one of my Reddit gods has acknowledged me. And it's shaped like a snail Why would you offer it It's Maine Coon. What if his church got him in bronze no one gets 100 cs whole game even if its 200 minutes I never thought of that, MS has so much control in the PC gaming world, and want everybody to game on their xbox instead, I'm scared. DDoS attacks began 3 days ago... and only now they pubblished an article? I Play Kha'Zix to counter Mundo. You would be surprised how easy it is to shred him up. I was Yes exactly, mine isn't as bad as what you described but for example today he came home from the hospital after being in for some kind of very bad cold (when the worlds antibiotics become completely ineffective we will know exactly which country to blame) in his mask and the first thing he did when i knelt down to say hello was wipe his phlegmy coughy mask round my face Very shiny, with lines that seem to be both sharp and natural at the same time That's some very specious resoning Aren't those called buses? I thought Dota is coming from WC3 why does LoL have a WC3 appeal to you My favorite part is the racism in the comments. Ignorance breeds ignorance I guess Dude, they're two different numbers... I played through most of Rayman Origins on Vita before I knew that you could just tap items/bubbles/whatever to pop/grab them wats the issue with hotmail I should look if there is a save option before playing games. This game just was too good to not play. Then I found out it had no save option I love riven and I want chibi riven too You would eat your meat if it was your friend? Regarding those last people, they're so easy to avoid I haven't actually heard of them. I don't know if I should congratulate you or express my sympathies. I am starting to wonder if the players know the call and Kapernick is actually the one off All I could see was the nearly naked bitch in the background. You don't pay women who give birth to future Americans while they stay at home and take care of the baby? Holy shit He never noticed people moving faster than him? Holy hell I probably saved 200 times in one mission, how the heck did you do that? I've been taking more lately, but it's because I honestly stink. 6 and a half years, check my posting history and trophies holy shit they are huuuuge It's 75 here in my part of FL. I'm still cold. Who downvotes this? Computer in Danish is "datamat"? I know about snivy but I thought that tepig with ha was out Thank God I already have my playset+... not me and not a fart, but i was with my cousin and her boyfriend walking downtown when her boyfriend burped like REEEALLY loud, i didnt even know someone could burp that loud, the lady who was passing by turned her head to us like that little girl from the Exorcist and was like What is this change? Indeed, I think emergence is the only way I think sentience ever CAN happen [Serious] 4 legs doesn't seem unusual? Why would the same person have two pages? ~~He says on his main that there are NO positive arenas today.~~ Confused The penis Better question, are you a boy or a girl Why was this video made You turn your computer off? Never really understood the "food-issues" that people have. There's so many houses with so many cans and can openers. I've never died once to starvation since the Alpher released It's pretty excellent. I need to actually take advantage of it. I just hate trying to work out in a room full of po-leece with wandering eyes. I too have been stalking him.. So, why do you think Hades not already viable? music app just disappeared after changing the icon! ....don't even biological children rebel (or try to) against the house that raises them? Wait. Redguards are supposed to be Africans? that tongue is so weird... These kids don't even KNOW!!! Hahaha! I was explaining this to my gf. Got...... at first I read that and I thought you wrote I lost my wife. I was like I have been imagining a mission inside the base for a long time now Holy bonkers we live in an age where school teachers know about YouTube gaming reviews When you said that I kind of spat and stuttered a little like "Eh-but-eh-wha.... Not expensive... 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They seek guidance from humans, they don't come to comfort us like a fairy godmother. not at all Oh wow Orlando really getting beat like this? That's crazy, all the United flights I've been on were very nice omg the comments on that video that TP holder... How did you do to restore your account on Twitter? Now mine is suppended Imagine living in a culture and time that believed in that stuff. How much worse would it have been if you, and everyone else, thought you were possessed by demons? We've had SoC's for years.... I love these - hearing people's thoughts. I just wonder how long this took you Soundtrack to my sixth grade ACU actually works here. *How do you do this?!?!* ...Are you my ex-boyfriend? Get look we got 2 doctors in this thread. And how do we know you don't work for then $5 a year? dude...we spend like £100 on shapooo i want to play warwick now I don't know if I would call this unexpected, but...I really didn't know what to expect after the "my mom used to put a butt plug in me" part. Those hips! It happened to me in my freshman. Do people actually believe in that........ Nighblade in the mage deck I loved it. I found it pretty tense and almost cringe-y at points (i.e. when he was looking through the two-way mirror...or when the train braked suddenly)....but a moving kind of cringe. At every little step of their getting closer, I was like o...m...g....oh no you didn't.... How bad do you have to be to go 5-11 anyway How were those awesome mountains made though? I want a world like this Is that a fact, and if so for how long? Wait so yoga pants reveals to much but boobs just chilling out doesn't? NGE? you mean............ neon... genesis... evangelion..??? Wait, there are guys who don't use soap on their....bodies? Io is a what now? Came here for this. I don't get how he does it even when considering his answer Goddamit - I am! I may sound stupid but whats the difference between 2 and 3 -_- Free week in May 2012 -> played Shyvana. Instantly loved her dueling and lane presence. Although their is no CC, but it's easy to 1v5 in low lvl Same for me But the plant is grinded up in my vape Is anyone out there? Am I shadow banned? No, that is not me. I am female with no cock. I had a fucking weird boyfriend though Got an eye infection (Even as a Dutch guy) seeing the word 'pintje' in the middle of an English made me realise how unpronouncable it must seem How... old is your girl friend? Thought i am the only one with that opinion how do you use that for your studies? Looks like a huge burning bug. La vache, ça doit être hardcore comme fumet Uhhh.... Please add a NSFW tag... syndra is that you? Lagombis face is so pretty, and your body is just... That's what the big mac is for. Protein, because it makes you lean. Ketchup and pickles are veggies. (idfk what's on a big mac but I assume those things are? Wow he'd be a creeper One of our dogs once managed to find and kill an opossum, and subsequently drag its carcass all over the yard and into the house. I just turned gay for Flame, most handsome pro gamer ever, plz marry me I never said I should be one of the 50 Umm... It's a thing, that's for sure My dad does it when other people (especially family members) are with him. So, you THINK you're having a private conversation and then all of the sudden Aunt so-and-so chimes in. idk much but ur win rate with Sejuani is damn good,maybe u can try and make her ur main EF's facebook page said they were sold out at 12:12 today - 12 minutes after going on sale from 3? nnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I haven't watched it yet! you have one epic safari Bvenged has has a head Well, I'm feeling a bit better since I know nothing is that bad haha. Some of its mind boggling though - but I guess if the corners cut are the deck and insulation, you got off easy - compared to roofs and electrical Lol nice screen name. That must be a big hat how come we have the same exact Pokemons!? I don't think that's weird to others. I don't think I know a single person who would disagree ofc, scientists have no interest in evidence how come we have the same exact Pokemons!? A lady on my street did this to her shed. Then a bunch of inbred mutant kitties started appearing in our neighborhood. Then somebody was called to "deal with it" and suddenly there were no cats anymore. I completely agree. Blizzard's model of obtaining rare mounts in WoW really works perfectly because it if you really desire a specific mount, you know you'll get it sooner or later if you're willing to put in the effort and time. Granted, some may get it on their very first run or their hundredth (I wonder if anyone's ran into the thousands not sure whats more wrong, the fact that the genders would "make more sense" the other way round, or mawiles move set why do you need your dog to be good looking? Except I'm from the Midwest How do we know you're not inviting us over to kill *us* *Does this face: Shitfuck I got in. Wait, do they dress as wastelanders or belly dancers? Cause the latter seems like it would be pretty cold. Rain forest?... This is a fantastic postmortem Nition. Thanks so much for putting this together. We're getting set to launch our first game here in the coming months, and it's a little nerve-wracking trying to get everything all set up WHILE simultaneously working on the game you're trying to sell. Electric eels Aww, thanks! It could be a while, unfortunately, between the two week TAT and the fact that the sun has abandoned Seattle for the moment That's honestly not financially feasible But but... He can fly oh god, was considering switching from NuvaRing to Mirena but I suspect that "oh I think I feel something" is better than getting stabbed for my partner I'll get to that as soon as i get ideas, I'm not batman you know. Though i wish i was holy crap this face! Let's add each other, I LUV LUXIO 750inch screen... at a distance of 65 feet... That doesn't really sound like "covering almost the entire field of vision" to me... Atlanta?? 569's are fucking **MASSIVE** jeans. Have you tried 550s? 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Surely midget porn isn't one of her faves. Maybe there are... I think it totally depends on the individual. I'm a giant nerd, so the best part of learning makeup basics for me was figuring out why products work the way they do, and how to figure out things on my own. It's the only way I could wrap my head around everything. So rather than just give a product recommendation, I frequently try to give some reasoning behind my answer. I hope I'm not overwhelming folks when I do so! The Qu'ran? * That's... actually a good point. I'm not even sure why white was part of it your so attractive, even bots want a piece is that like Double*Double Penetration = Quadruple Penetration? you soft is as big as me hard That seems like a bit of a design flaw How can he get approval when Milk is in the middle of attempting to kill someone? Front-clasps are insanely easy... I didn't get measured at VS; I just tried stuff on on my own. The sub I mentioned has a sizing guide which suggests I might need at 30F I just burst people down with arcane powers and magic damage This one just hit me as I finished scrolling through the page and was about to close it... Nobody said it yet! Isn't **The Truth** the most cult-like phrase ever? Noped the fuck out of that in 3 seconds, that photo staring at me creeped me the fuck out for some reason I know that, when did I say it wasn't Guess that's the upside to the situation Imagine the Toll Booth roads right now. That looks so much of a hassle to setup/take down Just clicking through that, I think you might as well make a slideshow or a video right? reddit is a content aggregator, your first assumption should be that it's from somewhere else Look at syria's Well, I don't want to be graphic but there was blood during sex and there was no way in hell I was leaving that there. But my friend told me it was poison Why is pornhub the best streaming on the internet? Wait... Asian pussy's aren't naturally blurred out? They're selling it for $5k. There's more of us that you might think!!! Might be a whole 10 of us! My friend! I am going to kill him So if I get you then, I should get an SSD with small storage(Around 80 gigs?) To install the OS in and most applications, and all data I use (Every media, including videogames) in a separate HDD? Because what I have seen the price on SSDs with good storage is insane Well this is going to go into a tangent, I do a sport called dagorhir. A friend in college introduced me and it is about one of the most dorkiest yet most fun things you can do. Think Larping but with very little roleplay and a lot more hitting. Its pretty physically demanding so my original inspirtation going to the gym stems from that. I took the whole thing as a hobby, made my own routine after researching stuff on the net, looking at form etc. Made a diet. I stopped for a while and now im back at it with no fap. I had nobody for a while but then I hired a trainer when it was on sale at my gym. He showed me some stuff, corrected my technique and what not. But most of the routines require a spotter. I saw a friend on facebook post that he was trying to lose weight and he didnt live to far away so I just messaged him asking if he would like to be my workout partner. (he also does dag). He agreed and it has been working out (lol) pretty well for a about two weeks now. We do different stuff just about everytime, keeping it interesting and we are making gains. That vid was great, kind of eye opening to be honest. I spend a lot of time working towards a goal, accomplish it, and then say welp...what's next? Usually what is next is quitting that thing and finding something else to work towards/do. Hmmm.... At 24 frames per second that's 1.2 ~~days per frame~~ frames per day. this actually makeès me really worried about the success of the steam machines. one would have been fine Added! 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Second to last on the first page...I've never seen eating look so sensual Aww, that sounded about as epic as leaving it in the Tardis and watching your phone bill go up and down every month. Tomorrowland is about the future. And Star Wars was a long time ago. So... Wat? Dude...you can die I've never been a fan of iPhone cameras, but I didn't think they were THAT damn bad either. No guys, I truly believe its a real photo. I just keep staring. A friend of my mother told her that one need not inhale to get the effects of a cigarette or a joint, it would suffice to just hold it in your mouth. THis is a grown ass man talking... all the menus are in korean I have the same birthday as the doctor... wow You are very well spoken for a farting penis. I like to think this was a fine from NBA redditors. t's like I just fined JR Smith $50K Ahem No just melee and ranged. magical and physical would be so hard to balanced Hey, may by it is destiny Whoa, that's pretty! 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Original ended with you beating Count Duckula and then racing that scottish duck up a rope for the final treasure.. Oh my god me too... I thought I was the only one. You sir have obviously never seen a violent fight between two ladies. Yeah i saw anhur on the air. but poseidon still aa him, his auto attack was inclined The latest one on the website for me is 0.8.5.2 wow, thank You ! that's informative, I had no idea If we refers to place holder he hasn't a head. from the thumbnail i thought it was a brick of kief how has your summoner name not been reported yet I'll say 20, in college. You're majoring in psychology. You are single and looking for a hot nerdy guy who works for Google. You will judge each of us by our replies says the invoker I don't have a TV so I didn't get the news. What happened? part 2 is on my channel in my BHD Storytimes playlist......it gets worse Hi I was just trading for you and trying to get that Chikorita...you showed me a shiny Lickitung? Wow people really want Hitler to be a Christian. I have no idea of what I just read A lot of the schools near where I live have about half the kids unable to speak english. It's a bit weird. TIL I have more books and movies in common with lesbians than gay men People were probably looking at you the whole time all horrified like "oh god that guy's oral herpes is really really bad" Oh snap. You're just going to leave me high and dry?! Thats forearm, not bicep. Unless you're really getting into it Nikana? According to every obnoxious self appointed grammar nazi I know, CORRECT EVERY MISTAKE, ALWAYS. This is why I don't care about things like gross national income per person or Human Development Index. Here in Germany, we don't have such decayed areas but according to these prosperity indicators, living in Germany means having less prosperity compared to the US All hail hypnotoad I was eating cereal while Dan said he dreamed he was cereal... All hail hypnotoad hmm, it seems you've ran out of adamant moxie scraggies, sorry for the trouble but would you be able to breed me one I **ALWAYS** warn them if I have to use that stuff. I *had* to. The only tire shop in 50 miles was closed on Sunday. I drove home on a rock-induced sidewall puncture held shut with patch glue, and a patch on the outside Are you cereal? Wow, the year just started too? Make them confirm the last solution in Episode 1 was the true fall survival method. *Finally* shut up all the straw-clutchers I didn't know they still made car seats like that..... Yeah, that was me. My god, I came home from work to find the reddit mob after me Wow, ok, that's a bit more than I was expecting But, why would a female hobbit remove hair from her legs but not her feet? Hooooly crap I remember that! Well... I guess there's one reason to regret not getting Xbone. But it's also one of the reasons I didn't Uhh...torrent is the normal ability and Sheer Force is totodile's HA. Only Tyrunt has Strong Jaws...???? Où sont vos jeux vidéos ? I played it only in the total dark, with the surround system cranked. I couldn't last more than around an hour before I would have to "switch to another game" to "mix it up". this is for real??? You can do ezekiel chokes in no gi? I have trouble hating on this. I donate tons (probably literally at this point due to the amount of clothes my kids go through Um... shouldn't her heart be near her *left* boob? Holy shit so it does You should get a mint.com account and budget your make up! Thats what I do...and if I underspend I have the amount not used rollover to the next month lol, its a bad habit but the addiction is real. Rangers? I've got 56, 69, 70, 67, and 72 for my 5 day forecast. Where do you live? 3 in 1 wut ? OMG i had like 5 extra keys i never redeemed ...they actually used the word "literal" correctly. male or female??? ...."chocolate covered bacon". Is that a thing? i dont see you online Oh dear lord. That makes mine look like nothing you still don't have it yet? >btw how did he not notice that you weren't in a stack when parties are shown in the finish screen? Wow vince... I wouldn't make them live anywhere. I would let them live wherever they wanted. Because forcibly segregating people by race is insane. Mommy? I see *dead* cars! oh no. I didn't look at the comments. Is...is that a good thing or a bad thing, in Australia? It's like a guy I know won't watch Breaking Bad because he doesn't want to condone hard drug use. You had a curfew when you were old enough to move out? A 10 PM one at that?! Three one armed men masturbating I trust you to make a fair trade, this is my kalos TSV collection so tell me what would interest you :D. I can also rng, but so can you thanks, I didn't need to know that subreddit existed Heh that shouldn't be too difficult...amaura were quite popular at one point. At least shiny amaura was, I think What the fuck!? You just made me reassess my life. that last drop He could have got a 6 year old penis 7 years ago It's not just retarded, it's all-out cray-cray land man. Wow, holy crap. Same, just so you know it's not only you. Or maybe it's just us How do you just walk in, sit at a computer at some office, and print shit? Then why did you come to that agreement if it wasn't what either of you wanted? its sharkeisha's pet bird I made it and it took forever!!! I had to breed with a Mankey onto something else...Then to get the other I had to breed with Rosellia from something else. It was such a pain in the ass since it's a female only! awww....but we were just starting to have fun... hey, i have the bilboquet i ordered for you. hm, was it you i ordered for? It's amazing how you can get Heavy from Thunder and Fire... what part of those can enladen people omg you would be the best person in the world if you let me swap it Hey princess I...would be sorta worried about that trade. Wow, nice work with all those links! This. And sometimes I'm stupid enough to ask about it. "Are....... you rolling right now? Best term I've ever heard for being transsexual. (I hope that's what you meant at least, I told two other people so... Yes. Is that his Saturday underwear Woah, that shutter effect on Aerodactyl's wings looks awesome Cars is pretty traditionally cool Is that Alex G? Ya i read it too dont remember though...we have an alien invasion evrybdy run I've been on anti-depressants since I was 12 so I wouldn't even know what my sex drive would be like without them You ride my route to work everyday wait whatttt im confused lol sorry, so the same people performing during weekend one will perform during weekend two? I've never seen this thing in Escondido. am i the only one turned on by this I would hate to see what you have to say about your RL enemies Is the "higher" friend silver 6? I'm anxious about dying before I can get thin I don't know....have you what seen your crotch did to your underwear? Is . . . is that a Tusken Raider in the background? Chinitalia. Weird, it showed it to me in dollars Huh? What are you talking about? I never said standard players don't know about legacy. To be Honest imo Dexter was the one that brought Elise and Vi to Europe and not Araneae Why should this question be automatically moderated? OH MY GOD you can watch the fucking replays > aahhh!! Thank you! I cant wait to get home and play with this - is it weird that Im looking forward to poking around with a budgeting tool? >I went to sleep yesterday and thought all was ok and we were ready and this appear taht loost so tripy Imagine if they made an avatar video game with that Okami-esque art style a pity handy? how romantic Video not available in the UK... even though it's from the UK. Did I post this in the wrong area or something Damn Jimmies is beautiful Bad press about Alliance? Scary? Shit if you think a b18 is scary you should drive a k24 swap wat HOLY SHIT I LOVE TAMALES. There is this local place here who made the most BANGING Peruvian Tamales but then they sold it to Asians Slime blocks...any ideas for using these with mob farms? I also had a very weird CT group, but for almost the opposite reason. The alliance wiped on the second set of trash (Yes, the Valar and Greater Demons, which I can't even understand) and two whole groups left, leaving about 6 people total in the alliance that were just stubborn enough to wait for 18 replacements. I was one of the replacements, and though I was skeptical this sinking ship would be able to get that many in progress queued people to stay, we totally did fill up the alliance completely Damn, I usually understand all sorts of bad English, but I didn't get much of what that Nakamura dude was saying so and im wondering why i nearly always get nothing when i win a raid That table. Is that dyed and woodburned? It's beautiful. Is it free and in the public domain? I wonder who would be making money off sales if it wasn't Lag in a local game ? Your action zones Yeah, I'm aware of all of that.. Magic circle? [](/puppy) whoa...I clearly have no idea what I'm doing This is absurdly the best comparison I have ever heard for after birth. After doing my clinicals in L&D this makes perfect sense. It does look like a bomb went off in a ham and then they tried to put it back together Yeah, it's pretty psychotic. But I'm sure the children who survive are very well behaved. "Our sparring is rigorous enough, don't you think?" *Laughs Mrokeii, thinking of how much more brutal they'll become now that he has Windori I live in PA and I've never heard about there being armed labor strikes ok I'm impressed. There are synopsis written for every episodes on there Trace amounts of butane trapped in oil is causing blood in your mucus and coating your throat? Didn't see this, my bad. That's weird because I'm on here all the time How the freaking fuck this can happen? Toolbelt that d hatchet! Also what is with the bow if you are 1 range? I think the magic is figuring those little bastards out I was born in 92 and just turned 21 Breedable levels?? Thanks a lot, wish I had more upvotes to give you. That's exactly what I've got going on, 8x4, so I guess my RAM is burning a bit of power Lil Jon is far more profound than we all imagined!! wat? Dhammas existence on earth is partly-determined by keeping women out of the sangha? Where's its flame? Is it dead?! Maybe that was the joke Real sold him because Perez was bad mouthing him as an excuse to sell him and pay off some of the debt that they gained when buying Bale. The bad mouthing got on his and his father's(Agent as well) nerves who then forced a move to any given team willing to take him. WE were offered his services first apparently and fucking Moyes flat out said no Don't tease me It looks like I've done nothing but torchic trades, but I just stopped tracking all event trades after 20, should I keep my reference up to date with non-torchic trades as well? What was the hill forming at Seers Village? What the fuck, young Putin looks like Bjergsen As a person who what? Well, it's not so much unibrow-bushy, it's more like... I never knew what to do with it at all. There is such a thing as eyebrow wax for setting it? Comb? Fill it out? WHAAAT beavis and butthead padmapper? Omg do you know that you are posting on a 40 day old thread? What's going on with their *arms?* Oh thanks now I actually have to try with them Starbound was on sale somewhere? The first PC I ever built had an Asus A7N8X-E motherboard. When I saw it could do that I was like Are you sure they are paintings and not photographs? Does that include the Fed itself? Ohhh...why did she wipe both games?? EXACTLY. Why the hell doesnt the Nokia Lumia 810 get this update?! Even the 521 IS GETTING IT!!! ... Blir det inte ljusare än sådär? Um... [When did I splash you? Whoa Thanks for the recommendation! I'm happy with my bar castile soap. That product is expensive... YOU MEAN TO TELL ME WE DON'T HAVE KERSHAW IN LOCK YET I feel like it should be more expensive than that Whoa I was working there 10 years ago...and saw an old lady come in wearing a pink tutu (it wasn't halloween...it was mid-summer). She was eating a frozen pizza while sitting in the little resturant near the entrance (literally a *frozen* pizza). Nothing new about it Haha, I saw your tweet before I saw your reddit post, MALCOM!! Yeah. \^\_^ . And if you count the condoms, there's eight or nine, plus the one he's tearing open. If you take one condom to mean one guy, it means he's been fucked by at least eight guys. Or that he's fucked one guy nine times. 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You're beautiful, funny, and you saved me from thinking like they do... You're worth more than that to me. ((OOC: what are you trying to say? you beat me to it. thats what it looks like ^Average American perception of China ...but that's backwards I didn't know that was a thing Can't wait for the Ducks game..... LOL. My dentist's office is also *almost* connected to a Starbucks...just close enough that I can use their WiFi if I'm on that side of the clinic...hm...wonder if it's the same place. What? Wait whut. Can I have that back if you don't mind? You don't think that Isabelle… If we're talking normal newborns, you weigh 375. I wouldn't be able to lift you. Idk, but I like it as well I think that's my grandpa. I used 0.28 signo pens for annotating first aid. I even have a few 0.18 refills Why the fuck do you want to use a controller on a fps, on a PC You all are so much nicer than people in other subs, I had no idea redditors actually RESONDED. Your Tytannial looks like Kerrigan from Starcraft > Why the fuck do you want to use a controller on a fps, on a PC that's seriously illegal? How do you shave and what do you use?... I'm looking at you Elliott Well there you go. Woah really?? OOC: I didn't really understand what you wrote Funny thing is my mom used to make variations of some of these recipes, like the shrimp bread We offered, she didn't like it steamed...because she needed it to cool down her drink... It made me sympathize with the police Where can I sign-up? So if thats the case I have a Timid Zorua one with 0IV Attack is that the better choice for me to use on a team? Your username....What kind of juice do you mean? Ah.. Of course. \_( So now, to moonbats, anyone who is neither unemployed nor at minimum wage is now "rich"? doesnt look very sapphirey? I'm not quite sure how that cup works. The moustache protector is way too high. It would be sitting on the bridge of your nose Ahhh so its okay for HP pokemons to have low IVs due to the nature of the ability? SO CUTE. Ugh. Damn it. I really need a cat Wow These must be the worst "killer tips for portraits" I've ever read Why did you remove the word properly? But....But.....It wasn't me...It was that /u/AppleMeow guy on Reddit. Shit the personality thing in the end is accurate as hell I don't remember that in the game I have. .. no.... words. ..... Most beautiful I have ever seen... I've seen this movie before is that guy on LSD? dem pupils you could be the type that starts from the head down with shampoo for all the hair and you go from your chest hair straight to bush, you'd wash the entire package in one go but miss under the hood. Friend of mine did this until he got a strep infection in there. Apparently he thought that peeing somehow cleaned it or something by itself What the hell kind of scale are you using that black is that good? Black is supposed to be for terribads. Fightstick genocide? Man, shield did everything in their power to lose this game im genuinely curious, what do you do with so many monitors Sorry I was thinking of the escape plan. I feel stupid lol crazy man! For science though, glad it worked okay honestly happened to me once before, was freaked out, like Wha Isn't Namei/Sicca the bot lane from Positive Energy??? I LOVE GARBAGE... Wait what .... Seriously why is this an issue. You want people to be challenged in low level dungeons? The number one reason we should legalize it in my state is because "it's amazing"?? I'd be honored if you did that It begins. I'll experience this just from taking it 4 days? I love this story. It makes me wonder how these men would have turned out if that had been given an opportunity to learn, create, and be a part of a community before they became offenders. Also, it gives a whole new meaning to that cute saying "I Knit So I Don't Kill People". i never noticed that Okay .... Better yet, she kills you first and then says: "I told you so".... "I'm pregnant, is your brother's".... Gosh, I'm not used to life being so fucking old. Pretty soon he'll be legal What is a Roku? Plot twist; the dog vanishes into the night never to be heard of again I thought wyvern was only in Monster Hunter I just realized the uniformly oppressive and soul crushingly horrifying settings of the tabletop games I play are truly the stuff of nightmares! Just 3mph? Express Air Coach does go from UIUC to Purdue, and there's a shuttle from Purdue to Indy Airport, but for some reason Express Air Coach has zero trips this Saturday. I used to do that I don't really have a problem with the fact that we're all going to die. But thinking about doing anything for an eternity kind of freaks me out. Just going on and on and on forever. He kind of looks like Dr Chase from House. ...or anywhere, ever, regardless of context This survey did make me stop and consider the fact that I am likely to be okay with spending well over double the price on Scotch vs. another whisky of equal quantity. I'm fine with up to and around $80 for a 750mL bottle of scotch that I know I'll like vs. my usual bourbon choices (Weller, Elijah Craig, Buffalo Trace) at $20-$25....I'm basically willing to spend over 200% more Jesus you lead a very expensive life style Satan, is that you? You're both just envious that mine's longer and whiter (with something green at the end Yes! I'd love to get the inside scoop. I go on there to chat with people too, there are still some real people on there, and I'm in my mid twenties. But yeah it is creepy when you get paired up with a 14 yr old I've been waiting for 51 minutes with the same message with a single window. This is my first time trying to get tickets and had no idea people had like a hundred windows up How does newly released merch have some age on it? I still do that Wow thanks OP didn't expect to me the winner!! NASA? Is that what you got from that!? a kaj fali analnom sexu? Oh my god, did you honestly think my comment was meant to be taken as even remotely serious? xp bonus I'm subbed there, I just marvel at the artists in there. I look at all of that and just go " Whatever blows your hair back, chief. Oh my god. Vine videos AND a teaser trailer?! What would you need mesos for at that lvl Wait, is that the Barbary? "Spiraling"... I'd like to be part of that wedding party.... The bridesmaids would obviously have to follow suit, right? When it's your brake, tight > loose Sprint makes you pay for warranty exchanges? 0_ I love how the deviant art descriptions says also fanservice. I dont even wanna know... I checked on Ebay about a year ago for a N64 in new condition. They sell for $800 But.... um....what? Well that would only be true if you knew the rest of his body was completely tanned.... What would I have to do to get you to record my voicemail so I can just listen to you saying my name over and over? that's a popular method Those dog ears where HARD!! talk about desperate. Why not take out some loans from a bank and stay in a hotel? Of course not! The fuck is wrong with Lydias arms? My roommate complains every time I do this. I really don't see what the problem is.. Really excited Is that a crack pipe, yo? Frostitute!!!! D: lol oh boy...what a name lol. Cause dem big kissy lips? Much better combat? I totally watched a video of WRXs doing donuts in the parking lot of this store on YouTube last night... There's a hair in your ice cream 32G. why the fuck would they even sell 50mb with a cap of 60GB... it seems insane Also...Walt to Holly in that same episode: "let's put you on your side with a pillow in case you spit up." So much foreshadowing > why the fuck would they even sell 50mb with a cap of 60GB... it seems insane was archer even out seven years ago? That's.... weird. I mean I'm happy for you but I was basically No, we're not Kiffin around. urp...just threw up in my mouth a little... ^ haha I know a few cities that google is surveying for building after austin Not bad! I am banking on some of the Halloween weapons like Bloody Prince Staff but those weapons are still far down the year to see any significant increase in price. Also, have you seen deep glacial sky prices lately? F&F dyes are going places What the heck are those? they make fun of their own child I had no idea there was a term for this Doyleockian? The fuck? Don't be butthurt. It gives pretty much insight on what a "usual american looks like" (ofc I read a lot comments on reddit, 4chan etc. it's not only youtube This meme is a lie you dont know snow birds The depth on those STL lines is actually stupid. Holy crap. 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They are Cat company which makes mice What if they fuck even after failing the test? Will the child be an illegal human being? This was the first shiny skiddo I got its like this game dont want me to quit I've already started, uwoo uni life. Do Ditto pass down ball type, really? My own Bed post......... Do you know where i can find calm ralts what am i looking at exactly? Yeah, it always just glitches out for some reason. All those shades are beautiful Or, yknow, you could just run because Chryssalids cant run fast enough to catch up to and attack a dashing soldier Like the Magic card?? Da fuck did I just read .... \* Looks at first comment \* Wow, May... i must have them all ? I remember watching that as a child. You're not crazy OP I see it now too To 4chan? > But they do make it like this Dude. I'm....Upset. Wow Wait was that zombie exploding? I know. That's the joke I'm referring to. My friend writes J's like (1). The matches have not even began and the stream already has more viewers than AGDQ 2014 Thanks for the answer, that took a very long time to hatch specially when you have a foreign ditto Awsome! But strange... O_O *turns head* Oh look, another "derp, roads" comment. oh god I didn't know this one I'm also getting male nidorans out of these eggs That escalated pretty quickly Whoah, those are awesome. And so much ironing to do Why would anyone buy account for $1500-$2000? There's a Broad street Station.... ? Cells have natural cyanide resistance while cancer cells don't? Isn't it just crazy to look back and think about how much has changed since then? My cat who is sitting next to me. Why would a Kog be building another lifesteal item I need her name I don't understand why. You can buy the DVD just once, and watch it forever. You don't need to pirate content errr.... source? I will stay in the dark How does one do badly; if one is darkness? What will change? Wait a second... 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It took me a little while to figure out that : are the eyes of the kid and ( is a boob... So you don't need the right hand for spells or camera? It looks like a deadhead Congratulations. jesus. thanx for the shiny trapinch Wait? Trenchcoats are targets now as well? Since when? That lipcolor is perfect on him Thats the website I'm on right now, but there are 2 "a" in gratia.. which one is it! Sexist as fuck, but I still Still looks like a nice house even without the pool. Definitely going to start doing that Some things you can't unsee. Uh oh. Just checked steam. I bought it 4/6/2012. Had a similar experience with my ex-Marine father - do you have younger siblings? I found my dad relaxed a LOT once we were all more or less grown and self-sufficient. I left home for college with all sorts of rules and curfews, and came back to my dad asking me what I liked to drink and telling me about the weed (terrible weed, according to him) he confiscated from my brother and smoked with my uncle. I was very Thats exactly how my bathroom looks when I'm on shrooms. I wonder what that bathroom would look on shrooms You didn't tell him about the overweight redhead who walks around town topless with her tits hanging down to her stretch waistband pants. At least she's modest enough to put adhesive spots over the nipples Even past 25? I feel sorry for that sweater. I just got back from watching that movie in theaters... Yeah, kind of funny, I almost lost Fuchsia because of that. After I let someone move I TT'ed a day forward for the campsite trick, then two for plotting. Almost went to the next day after that but when I spoke to villagers Fuchsia came up to me and told me she was moving the next day What the hell man, Ke$ha ?? Jesus fuck ...Uh, yeah you can. Holy mother of recursion I dont think Im talking about any thread. Why are you getting downvoted for not knowing who he is? 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At least you guys didn't play the pats The only girl I ever knew from Tucson (via IRC - never met her), was some sort of camwhore and liked rats, or something That price Maokai and Karthus are 2 tiers above Cho'gath. Ohmgee. Thanks for the responsive desire article! This is creepy KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! Red 920.. Same issue. Used a case and now i have a buttload of little scratches on the back Gotta work on your game then. You should be slaying them left and right with your credentials. From when u said lazy and when did it all change Your progression is almost scary to watch i had to scroll down and read about godzilla before i even saw it shotgun I was really confused when he threw that remark! I have really white teeth (everyone compliments it) and floss, use mouthwash, everything, and I use soap and shower daily, so I was like That pic loaded in wierd :o I like the hairspray conditioner shit. I actually got it in 3 or 4 BBs of mine What are the bronziest skins for those champs? What's up with all these Bronzodia expert vayne mains? Good job. Also, your mail is full I don't, I pluck or get them threaded once in a blue moon. I don't really care to be honest; it was only when I subbed to /r/makeupaddiction that I realised some people take them really seriously That laugh is the stuff of nightmares As I'm browsing reddit on the toilet.... Hi! Who are you?! Based on how Reddit is, I am surprised this post didnt get downvoted for being sexist somehow. This is two women so far who have confessed their love to me after finding out I'm a prostitute. I just read the lyrics Oh man the GameMax on the way to Sogo? Used to hang out there a lot when I was based in HKG. One scary dude almost picked a fight with me there one Sunday, though he was kind of crazy, yelling and spitting at the monitor while playing against the CPU. How did you get that Alot that you'll just have to find out You get *49* of them? Hell I'd buy you the disc if I could have 5 of those What do you have access to? Nor do a lot of other people, if that's even a thing. Pandemic? Dat title, OP! And you're 38? Ouch. took me around 500 for my shiny ralts, then only 60 for my shiny ponyta More like purgatory That's odd, the photos aren't that big Surprised me to play vs their mid in a normal draft the other day Layouts fixed, and I dont see windows 7 anywhere in my budget answer. Really? I would feel stupid asking a question with such an obvious answer One time on 4th of July I was stuck in traffic and I saw two people having sex in the backseat of the car next to me. The guy in the front seat was video taping them too This sounds like the sort of scary shit to come out of Austria oh wow I didn't know there was this function available Uh, that's called a joke? I read that in Applejack's voice. I know the pain. But committing suicide because of it? Orange and purple? ...drama. Because of pokemon? I...don't even know what to say? or is she JENINE? Wait, I thought everyone could rumble their ears. Why does one shot have 2 women just in their bras??? I had no idea they originated from Japan. I used to always use them all. ...MINIATURE TROPIUS?? How did i miss it on Wikipedia? She's anti-feminism and anti-MRA but she hates facts ? There are non-Niners fans who like Kaepernick? thats a nice coL flair you got there.... it would be a shame if....someone....were to downvote ( DA GRAFIX! I didn't ask why it existed... I asked if it was useful. When it came out has no relevance... You.. look like a space marine. That microwave cobbler looks amazing. can't see you online I think your body is even better than I thought. And I thought it was perfect. Omg, Didn't know that There's a rogue sentient bot running around SW? Thanks for the reply. And Woah, thats a whole lot of cash Holy /r/oddlysatisfying Batman.... oh the hair............ I would put in an offer and gift it to my mom, but im afraid she would burn down all the trees in the neighborhood... / My boyfriend's, at age 23 How is she 21% in debt What if you got CC'd (beads), what if a poseidon released his ult on you (aegis) whoa. is this guy trolling/!??!?!?!?!?!? I... what? My eyes went Its like it was planned He... he is. Sounds like cluedo Platypus... And not even the courtesy of a reach around, I thought Canada was supposed to be nice WAT?!?! What if it's not an act, and he's being driven mad by the universe breaking around him? Not so funny now!! Glad to help Hmmmmmm Oh man, I wish crap like this had been around when I first started. Imagine the data! not at all Yeaaah.... that movie wasn't creepy at all!.... WHAT. Someone paid $25 for a shiny froakie and shiny eevee?!?! Seriously...?? Contest ends in November? Erk, I'll log back on, I must have miscounted? I trust you if you say I missed one loll awkward We take English classes and we already know English....why not let a Spanish speaker take Spanish...... MRW I saw this pic: omfg is that what i looked like??? Lube-less condom? The guy on the left looks like MY buddy Max... Ok, I Oh God. That game. Holy fucking shit Stockholm Syndrome... lol I can just imagine Could we assume that u/slho was, in fact, ROBOTANNA HERSELF?! Now that's a plot-twist. But wait, there's more: RobotAnna is secretly Tanis that's pretty freakin' creepy then bro Dear god... 4 hours+ a day here I agree. Totally racist. Reddit can be super racist sometimes, especially since the site has gained popularity. They'll say "Reddit is just looking for reasons to be angry." or "This isn't racist, it's just a funny result!" Well they're wrong, and if they can't see it then they're stupid too. Watch how many downvotes we get I watched the Polar Express and egads, it's Children of the Uncanny Valley. Fucking _creepy_. It's like their faces are ever so slightly out of balance with their bodies, so they look like they're floating just a little away from their heads. its like she is trying to be sexual in them...and I like it You are right, they are ALL ADORABLE. I'm on mobile so if there are other people saying that line I can't see them still a loss Jesus, how much TP do you go though Wow, how did I get 57 upvotes!? When I was 8 I was at the ER waiting room with my aunt and their was this man sitting in a chair in front of us with his legs spread open while he was wearing a hospital gown. It was just hanging out. It looked like a baby bird but what if you put freshly cut grass next to a fresh bag of weed? But...why write it on the mirror? Lol, I thought those was stretched out tights and then I realized... Why the downvotes? He didn't even say anything negative. I have a 5 iv perfect Mawile adamant male with hyper cutter. I can also bread a ha drilbur w/ rapid spin if you want. I'm looking for that bagon sheer force A lot of people have difficulty with buying bras because where I live, they're $50/each. Multiply that by 14 or more... Not everyone is spoiled rotten or have really high paying jobs at these times. Played Vayne for the first time when she came out and I was like: More please Alex shouldnt play ahri again :D he missed everything Oh wow Im ranked 5th! THERES NO TIME!!!!! always on the LOOKOUT Did you go to school in Minnesota? The comments on that. Journalist takes tragic and important photo about a region in turmoil, later takes his own life, Internet gets into an argument about whether God exists. oh ive been creating every king i could Shit and for me it's almost three years... lol I raised my eyebrow after watching this too. could you elaborate? i've never heard of this story We aren't even allowed to have phones in simple exams in High School, not to mention College/University. When writing the "Abitur"-exams (there are different versions and graduations of High School in Germany, with the "Abitur" being the best, which you need in order to go to College), we were searched by securities for cellphones, teachers kept track of us when we were going to the toilet and many other cheat-preventing things. I really wonder that you can disappear 20min in a College exam... Lucky you still were capable of fixing your low at that point. I've been insane to the point where I was running around the streets screaming near a 7-11, and biting my hand. You do Teq daily OH MAN. Am I embarrassed.. When I was overwriting an old pokemon in that same slot I seemed to have forgotten to update the new stats. I'm surprised Pinsir did half as well as it did still. That whole being a boyfriend to Janine scene was like mind blowing. I was speechless entire time What's FFXIV Computer engineer can't get this to work? Even as an American I didn't notice anything. I had no idea they have a Final Fantasy MMORPG wait... what? well if they can push it far enough there should be a tipping point were casual dev's start to make there software have linux support and windows. srry mac people steve jobs is dead Brave New World was written in 1931, not in the 60s Haha that's awesome (but definitely can't be serious? Ohhh you have a point Holy shit this is actually a thing. This looks cool, but unless implemented in large scale is unimpressive. If this was implemented into a large scale this would put alot of people out of jobs Moon dust circles i dunno. but its something i learned recently from 2 complete bottoms. they both said similar things, that they are there to please and get fucked and their crotch area is off limits. I still don't fully understand It works just fine for me Is that the fabled ANT?! Is this serious? Neither so Eminem. Why are you using 2 accounts - and why are you using the younger one? You want 4x Power Weight? Oh my exactly on the husband front! The thought of losing my income is kind of a blow to my self-worth, but it's not like I make a ton of money to begin with and spending ~$2000/mo on child care blows my mind Why is the 2nd photo the computer upside down? How does he have +2996 karma? Last I knew, it was around 1-2.5m and that wasn't very long ago These are amazing Yeah, I had no clue either but I thought the same thing and was like I run Rust++ on my server, I wasn't aware I had *any* control over loot tables Shit.. Downerd Magician is a secret That second picture is fucking terrifying So as soon as I say something, someone posts a Neme clone for 25 bucks... Dude are you MacGyver I can So calling somebody "sir" is an insult now? a couple of hours with the girl in front of the picture AMAZING. What did you buy in at? I thought Dunder Mifflin was a fictional company I read this as "superbowel movement". First time I saw Pet Cemetary, my gf reacted so intensely to that first scene with Zelda, she pulled me right out of it. We're both watching, and for a half second I get to think "This is the scariest thing ever", and then my gf overreacts and she squeezes my hand so hard it's physically painful and starts half yelling like, "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD". Totally pulled me out of the moment, I feel like if I had seen that part alone I would have had nightmares for weeks. Maybe I'm glad I didn't get the full impact. This is true! Banila Co is a steal compared to Shiseido OOC: I'm confused, are you disagreeing or agreeing with me? Was I the only one scared that he might be naked, when he jumped out the chair How... Just how... Let's just make sure she doesn't turn out anywhere near as shockingly slutty as Ivy but youre not smoking Apparently, Electronic *Dance Music* isn't the same as *Dance Music* made electronically. Super hawt The US will most likely lose its position as #1 nation in the world to China but still remain a big player culture-wise. For the economy, imagine a world under Chinese reign What the deuce? these are like £20 on ebay That's a lot of plastic I once had a Nasty girl try to pay me for a soda with a roll of quarters she pulled out of her va-jj. I was like, That look's better than the stock headlights honestly! There's a link in that article to a video about an F-15 that flies with one wing where or what exactly is glitched? Markets with nothing to buy or sell? ohhh can it be catalogued still? Wow, and I thought mine was to small That's what I'm thinking, I just never tried writing a mail with more than one space inbetween words so I have no idea if those actually stick or revert to one space in the actual sending. \ I just bought the shower company. Are you going to meetings? THERES A MUSIC VIDEO!? Just don't ask what he originally wanted to do with it I've just contacted the guy I'm supposed to trade with in a day or two, is it a sure thing if I call off the deal with him? I'm feeling like a real douchebag right now.. I guess you can say that haggy...is...a parasite I can wait. I still have to breed you the drilbur. Just tell me whenever you have it and ill be here. Waiting Not sure why you were downvoted. Matcap & Backface Culling? I have no idea where that menu is. '( Both Ant-Men? Lol I thought you already got master ball flair? Why do you need more event torchics? damn dude just looking at that page with the collector tc. i didn't evne move pages and i'm like " Jim's Beam? How the hell would you "redpill" traffic signs? Only solids come out of my nipples Russians that are joked about? I'm in your head eating your thoughts~ I see no difference between 30 and 60. Damn. That third leg Good going in...but what about out? Oh so school is not compulsory in denmark? :O Well its nice to see that its what your goal is :) Schools need teachers that can keep a class intrigued to learn and find out more! I have seen so many teachers who dont even bother to keep classes under check and just chuck a textbook at you :/ wow so does that mean u get paid that for college?! Is she wearing a ring while putting her hands in the dough? I thought stuff like that wasn't allowed under food safety regulations. That's cool. Most exciting person I had ever served at work was Sophie Monk Mine is in 2 days! This is going to be amazing You... you uh got the crazy cat lady keychain Still lurking Wait, what if he mailed it to another house and picked it up there?? ((OOC: Pip reminds me of 13 year old me... I wasn't thread stalking, I swear... Ill be in saturday for the consultation. Good luck なるほど I have heard of this but have never looked at it. I will give it a shot! Thank you very much. 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My mom, my sister and I were just standing there like or the cops did it themselves but that's not how an all-star event works ever Fuck his mom, or her mom This vid is *literally* my one weakness Hahahahahahaha- *pfft*... I had a very similar experience a few months ago. I was about a week late, so I started getting suspicious. Well, I told my boyfriend and he FREAKED OUT and had a panic attack! You can dumpster dive for books? If you removed it, how did I just get here from /r/starcraft frontpage? What university? Hogwarts? Yo! Vojvodina seems to be a very habitated desert I can imagine the Twitch chat now... Yeah, was a crazy ass realization for me too... Always wondered how girls could always talk about 'cute' guys together, when I didn't even do that about girls even to myself... Then I started hearing girls who didn't know or didn't care I was there wut? umm..... why... why am I aroused? Stupid iphone not putting breaks in properly. Stupid me forgetting ** causes italics on reddit. You're beautiful though nice stuff Lanaya.... And still only a 1st class. no homo....but dude is sexy as fuck on them skates omg its like this person understands Isn't that kinda the definition of over-fishing in the first place? Ok that's awesome and all, but why are you giving it away yeah i think survival is possible im not so sure about me, /u/canadork and aches $0.99 for me Orcas are vile predators (they eat poor dolphins Showdown? Hardcore? the other two shiny too ? 450.000 euro Young Sherlock was Moffat's son! yeah. and wow Wow In EDH? Oh damn I use, maybe, about 1/3 of my overall knowledge of electromagnetics and microwaves. The rest of the time, I'm a glorified technical writer. REEEEEEEPOOOOST!!!!!!!!!! Ph.D. student in physics here. sciieeenccce... I work as a travelling consultant, and there are SO MANY corporations and businesses that use xp. The client I'm onsite at right now is using windows xp on all systems Not even whilst juggling? Dat Nami.... Freelance iOS developer for various decidedly non-startup companies. I've never worked in a startup and likely never will. I have no idea why I am subscribed here. THAT IS MESSED UP Jailed? Hey I just woke up from a dream the world was ending. Do you know something I don't Well you said "ask me ANYTHING" Haha, it is a work in progress. The whole thing all put together is probably about 60 pages now and I ain't close to done. What the hell! So much pushing about and close calls. What cat lvl is this ? Also whats with all the fluro yellow Blocked in America I only just understood why the boss guy's name was Zed in Men In Black, when everyone else had their name shortened to just a letter... Ditto! This is amazing. So glad I can replace my Leather armour for gathering! How do you have two flairs? I've been teaching for 14 years and I still toss and turn starting at about 3:30 am. Are fruits and vegetables fat people food?? ... This happened to our dog once and my mom said something like, "Oh no, the tip is all bloody" and my dad responded with, "I have the same problem once a month". You're 6'3" and 195, into powerlifting, and you're trying to cut rapidly? not sure if whoosh......... 17 and a half Um, the source is linked in the article That's dumb I've met some people who talk closely like them, but usually people look at them like Oh hell.....there goes the rest of my work day. how does rotom learn pain split? Dear god, anyone with the education able to say how much of a caloric requirement that would take? Being a male, it seems like a ton of food instake would be required for that! Definitely a possibility... People suspect she's Moriarty's sister I'm the only me IS Correct, not sure what Zap is talking about How can you say that NA LCS is more professional when it hasn't even begun for this season yet? Khaleesi That teamcomp by ROCCAT... It's really sad. Maybe it's about time to look for an alternative? ...are you sure that's just tolerance As if there is *anyone* who thinks racism doesn't still exist. I forgot to sit down for this newsflash. No |> a new WvW map is crap for you? Seriously? Then there's the part where Absol takes more time to hatch than most other Pokemons, thank god for o-power The entire doll So why did you buy a Pizza with your coins Personally.. not a big fan of "javelin" throwing class... mainly because, how many javelins can you store that you are throwing!? How much more casting experience did Krepo have when he first started casting? Thank goodness I decided to take a break from FC until Hugo was on a better streak. How could you tell? there selling it, it's not like there like OMG THE RELEASE HAPPEND CALL ROCKSTAR we NEED 12 BILLION COPIES..... Zone 7 in New England...? Non pensavo che r/italy fosse così tanto pieno di conservatori e retrogradi visto che reddit dovrebbe essere un posto per gente al passo coi tempi! sorry, i'm still not getting this. isn't this just 1+2+3+... etc? What does that converge to? Lol so I see! I *really* hope I don't end up like that guy.. > had people yell at me for not using LB3 on nails, when we didn't even have it at full 2. The safe (is empty?) You've been dating about 2 months, but haven't had any sort of sex yet? This is why death from explosions doesn't cause scavenger packs to drop anymore I think Art has eggs Bagels? Are they edible? There's video cards that can't run DotA2? Or don't try watching it. Years of therapy still cannot undo the damage that video left on me. oh but it is...it is.... I was expecting him to say how weird Hentai is at first, the way he was introducing it, then 'Sadly the one I am looking for is not here' Errrr OP have you actually talked to any DotA players recently? Hehe no need to apologize :3 we all have lives outside of pokemans. I'm at my bf's place and he doesn't like it when I play pokemon. Although it was difficult for Millenium to finish, they played exceptionally. CandyPanda also played very well, considering his circumstances. Also, "unknown" I would LOVE to live in Chicago and be able to drive by Saint Mary of the Angels!! Except this will be named after Phreak Yo, fuck Erin though! Ahh god that's more horrific than seeing a snake eat a mouse This explains my experiences exactly. So weird to see a Japanese guy in Judo speaking fluent french. Oh. that is a south african accent? whaaaaaat? How would they fit in exactly? So that was a first period. I'll need another angle of this... Stat... liike all 360 degrees of this... fuck it... angles from the top too.. I dont even... Christ who *did* you piss off I'm very surprised league doesn't have replays Automobiles Tomas has young legs, though. Have you seen this animal this season Dude, you're helping me pare down my stash, which suddenly got embarrassingly large over the last half a year or so TIL not to comment on this kind of thread ever again.... I don't understand how this is negligence...Unless I'm not aware that rats killing their predator and eating the fuck out of them is a common occurrence. Bro, if it's a 5IV shiny, why would you give it away for a non-shiny? Wow That player's hand is backwards It's creepy Yeah amazing and surreal !!! 30 second load time Especially if a woman rides public transportation. She's pretty much guaranteed to be sexually harassed on a daily basis if she looks "too nice". I have friends who wear what they jokingly call "urban burqas" to get guys to ignore them. Baggy clothes, hoodies, sweatshirts. One friend of mine had some strange guy put his hand on her book, pluck her earbud out of her ear, and start hitting on her on the bus. _He_ was then offended when she didn't want to talk. It's not in the story anymore. Actually, the first scene I imagined is no longer in any of my serious projects... I would 'bate to these, but I've already finished This is so metal... Only 57k kills Minnesota is also favored over Miami Rip, now how did you lose that to a...Crusher Abomination? Was there a room full of 'em? Good lord! Yes definitely agree. Just look at Pakistan with Mohd Hafeez manning that spot. I had an ex who would do that. My hair was messy from the rain but he refused to accept it and demanded who did I sleep with I clicked the link on mobile and the back button disappeared ... I couldn't escape Yea, pointing at your target makes you move up away from it Lol @ the days when IDSL was like "woww...". One day we will laugh at our puny Google Fiber. I wonder what the net will be like by then... Whoa dude... "all while staring at me with a smile on her face". They must have a really low opinion of their men. not very likely you eat more than two strands of hair in a year ever...human hair at least LOL...tons isnt meant to be taken serious ever, did you actually think I believed tons meant literal tons? How didn't I see that earlier? Why you insulted? Why would you release pokebank if you could just wonder trade it thats a damned shame She resembles my sister-in-law Whereas, with say Inferno Grenades, I used those in a similar circumstance.. "What's all this here hullabaloo I hear about these grenades? You'd think they were the second coming of Christ.. goddamn.." But then I used them and rather than feeling meh I indeed felt "holy fucking shit, that was amazing Imagine doing this chick from behind Years apparently I like the Fluttershy one. I would have thought the Pinkie one might derive happiness from the misery of others, so she's into rather mean practical jokes, sarcasm, self-aggrandizement and holy crap it's Trixie. Reading that, I thought it was a parody for a second. Heh!? Who the hell would pay ~700€ for a League of Legends account Walking your dog at 5am?! DAFAQ is this how do you do this? This is so Final Destination Both But... Everything's out in Woop Woop somewhere, isn't it? well I just wanted to help you out as you didn't seem to want to google it by your own * OP, you learned that today? Wow! Top news outside of our country? its boosting yourself What? :D I bought it from dogebay, from a moderator. Just willing to sell it at dogemarket I had my win7 long ago I just realized something. I searched for months for Jiffy Blueberry mix in all of the surrounding stores where I lived in Vermont. I thought for sure that they took then off the shelves. While I was licking the bowl this morning I realized that whole time I thought they took them off the shelves because people wouldn't stop eating the mix. actually...yes... Huh that's weird, Pokemon Y is normal price You can't find a way to get $30 in a year? they made shin chan games?? There are mods what. You know nothing about the economy Wait a minute: if you won't recommend Netrunner for 2 people, how many would you recommend it for then? If you can find a cheaper deal online you can keep it for record purposes. I think you only have to pay taxes on the "fair market value" this is what happened with an ipad I won when the company that sent me the ipad also sent me a tax form valuing the 16g ipad mini at $650 I thought the damage I did to my old 400M block was bad. I only watched the first two before I lost interest. You've just convinced me to watch the rest. CRAZY EYES I'll definitely have some, if everything turns out okay on the GD test!! I'm at the doctors office right now. I gained 8 pounds since my last appointment! I am also in RI ea ruined a lot =( but at least ra3 was playable and co-op (> He is bigger than ymir Oh wow nice Yeah, it's had the decency to drop to 34 degrees by 3:30 in the morning We all need to hang out. Haw shiet. I let out a noise when I saw this. This is SO great I wouldn't want my toys to fly out of the pram. Partly because they are mine and I don't like sharing as much and partly because they aren't toys for kids Haha, wow. That reminded me of something similar. I was friends with this girl who was in most of my math classes. Then one day, we were both in a math class with a teacher I'd never had before. That teacher was her husband. It was a weird dichotomy to me because she seemed so young (she wasn't) and here she was going home every night with Mr. So-And-So. at least use the meme right There are tanks who DON'T tank him in the center? Oh god. That's awful. I've seen the show, and to my surprise, I actually live in the same town as one of the people that was on it. You again These things get fueled mid-air? Or he could also take the nyx with him and potentially poison other planes Okay but give geb god reveal You're supposed to get 1 2 then 3. Rest in Peace in piece? I never even knew that existed I can't believe this is happening I thought they already did a flakie collection just like this You'll need one tissue for the sexy parts and one tissue for the sad parts...just don't mix them up Are you Sherlock Holmes? Destoyer_5151 having a good idea? I guess it really is EOTW hooo-leeee sheeet. Same here. I stared for a good 10 seconds with my eyes going Long story short...I met a guy in my city told him I was on reddit (he is too) things turned sour because he is a mega-creep and started stalking Apparently it's my brother's preferred method Those are way better prices there. But my problem I am having so far is I am not sure what size of a colony I would need. I only would be feeding two Leopard Geckos. I suppose I could try selling whatever extras I have but if they don't sell then I would be overloaded Is the biggest (bigger than zhong kui and ymir It sounds like it was a safety upgrade, but the OP didn't clearly specify. At least all those 25 and 30 Amp fuses feeding 14 / 12 AWG circuits are going away! Normally people use flash in the same key either D or F constantly, so you'll know whether to look at the left or right one anyway. I don't see an issue with it Unsure if you mean with me or her why did you try multiple times I'm a fairly quiet and nice person IRL. I like breaking out the occasional Jew joke just to make people go, " HOLY SHIT WHAT O_O That's just the sub's favorite things packed into a single flag, and it's positively terrible thats what I meant, not sears tower Herds? I got high just looking at that thing! Ohhh...I'm replying now cause I don't want you to feel ignored lol. I'm at work, but I can definitely trade after 6:30pm?? So having no original name and just changing it, for basically money, is better What is happening here?? You can make custom ships? So what? I didn't say otherwise It **is** excessive in normal hunts though. You'll want all that "junk" for the missions you'll triple cart in frequently. Right now, I'm only bringing all that on Mark of a Hunter. I am -really- unprepared for this mission; even with 11 farcasters available. Does that girl have Parkinson's? She was always shaking "There is only Alatreon quad-slams... Er... Victory..." By the gods.. Are you me from the future? i almost opened it So how the heck did canada know there was juice in your package? Oh sweet jesus. Everything is such a beautiful shade of green this time of year! ...And people gave me weird looks for repairing my bumper on my balcony. Mind elaborating on the hula hoop? Like actually holding it with your hands or keeping it up with your hips? I heard that when they tore down the mall, the influx of vermin from the site caused a lot of problems to local businesses and restaurants. hahaha, oddly enough dino erotica was a topic of conversation earlier today... and yesterday... and a couple weeks ago. ANYTHING? Yeah, there's a reason I've never posted my profile for a critique on here well that is a weird bug Alright thanks for the info, though I still think its strange 2 different gaming companies are licensing the same game I want one I'm a little shocked you've never heard that expression, but it seemed appropriate given the context. I mean, did you see that second picture of the angry one? They'll fuck everyone's shit up. Yeah I got one comment on a thread that was 40 days old. I was like...huh?! I vape? Ok good. It would be pretty weird if I told some other person that came and they had no idea what I was talking about Ummmmm you mean to tell me that my car ISN'T some sort of invisibility cloak? That's like...two days! what happened to using tasers?! I was in 7th grade Spanish and seated in the corner of the room. I was seated so I could see under this one kids desk but no one else could. I look over in the middle of his class and he's got his dick out beating it as fast as he can. No one noticed but me. Seriously, what was going through his mind while doing that??? I love you beard are they all shiny First. Xah Lee... You can read this in class? The bit I actually found funny on that was the slogan: "spray more, get more". Not a chance, the boys who use axe already spray waayyyyyyyy too much WHAT.THE.FUCK!? I think you're kinda 2 years late Accurate shot with a chainsaw? Female HA dratini in dream ball for the female HA clamperl in dream ball? It'd be nice, but they certainly don't neeeeed to do it. You'd think basic hygiene would be a thing, you know? There will be enough HL3 questions to block out the sun, are you sure you willing to do this Why does the middle evolution randomly get Normal type only for the final evolution to go back to pure ~~Fairy~~ Psychic? I've only played like 40 hours atm (bought it 2 weeks ago) and i've only done melee Avoid eye contact at all costs and if for some reason he catches me looking at him, pretend to be looking at something behind him. I'm a bit awkward like that Just......wow. That could make such an awesome almost-life-size digital canvas Demar Spolstra is like Where did she say that? In the original post she just says she wants to settle down. That =/= SAHM. are you a wizzard? I want that fog! Somehow Orlando has only played 9 guys so far and not one player on either team has fouled out. Holy shit. I just remembered Amare's paycheck You got all these pieces in 2 weeks? what is the point of an interactive environment if you are the only one that interacts. There should be monsters that dig to you then explode Question whould you rather grab a fat mans boob or a fat woman's boob *Every single woman I've been with has been 10* And I have a sealed anthology box You are adorable That's actually kind of creepy...why would seeing someone else laugh with their kids be a life-changing moment? So much potential... What mods are you running on skyrim to warrant so much bread spent on GPUs? Oooo I hate the support-department-run-around Lol wat! Uchicago and UIC? good god I was asked about imaginary bugs and question marks. I feel like I took a different HIT than other people Holy crap, that disconnection scared me for a second Minnesota, and there's been updates for cubeworld? I'm guessing you have to go to the official cubeworld website to download them because my .exe hasn't obtained an update since July What was so bad about Recovery Really good interview. Nintendude articulates himself very well - even if he thinks Crumbz is a good jungler I don't know... It's between my sunglasses and my emergency supply of potassium iodide. Holy fuck that is epic. Also reminds me of the legendary Pokemon from Ruby and Sapphire. h-how? It's 0:44AM EST, Jan. 16th. \ Wat...I don't see you online Actually tbh i dont know if u can paint over a mutant pet --Did you mean Girafarig? Where did you get that from? I wasn't calling you a prick if that is what that comment looked like. Why blacklist the players?! "Pssshht....hey NASA, what does this face mean? To cut the cartilage connecting the two halves of the pelvis together in the front if that's all you had to live through, count yourself lucky. Source: I've seen some shit I graduate in canterbury cathedral which was built in 1077AD... 1077 man If your problem is with the base model - a recolor isn't exactly a way to curb that. My name is Andres there's matching shoes!! Hmm....the only time I considered that was when I was already about 30lbs underweight. Just to get rid of those few last pounds, you know? So yeah- "mental health privilege" Seriously.. I join a game but I get kicked before I get inside the game but I'm still in the game They should introduce the symbol of Demacia to Jarvan IV's classic armor, seeing as he's, well, king and all. Or maube it's been on his armor this whole time I meant minority! I don't know how I mixed them up the rate is an average, there could be fluctuations where several people are born/die at once and then quiet periods of WHO KNOWS HOW LONG Directly into my dreams because they get raped Are you serious?!?! I used to have a '64 Chrysler New Yorker, and it was indeed terrifying at times. It didn't have a brake booster, so braking power was based on engine speed. I'd tap the brakes when the car in front of me slowed unexpectedly, and all four wheels would lock up. In slow traffic, I'd have to all but stand on the brake pedal just to stop from 2 mph. In short, it was an experience. Really? 44 in Melbourne I think so I don't see Adelaide being hotter than that Shit, really? I thought it was just me. I was really happy with this gif, then I saw OP's username That's a thing...?! Add PLEASE!! Anyone notice the feedback the seller left already? seaman like a guy who lives on a bot out at sea He's a "half" breed of three things? How do you get the round icons? Who the fuck voted for Collette? Just seeing her face brings back the painful memories of her annoying voice How the hell do you lose so much muscle mass in 2 years Oh. Ok. Didn't know that. Like shitting in a calc test? .. How loser do you have to be to want to be a "power commenter"? THAT WAS THE ONE THAT MADE MY EYES GO " It actually worked ...Or are they? Mkay I'm awake. Just wondering...do you have a perfect female HA clamperl or am I trading for that imperfect one? IKR?? Exactly like how acid is! Wow, these pictures actually make me not like these anymore. I am afraid this doesn't explain anything. Is this supposed to evoke some kind of pride for barbaric tendencies? Whatever turns you on.... That's crazy, the lineup is always so stacked. I'm doing Governor's Ball this year plus SXSW. I was planning on Coachella until I saw the lineup De har debatterat frågan? No it didn't I can't see what's supposed to be a 5 at the 18th picture Thanks for the trade! :3 I wanna mm for a shiny kabuto now. Do pink and green work? Oh you're the moderator with a bajillion gifs! How much storage space do they all take up? How do you find relevant gifs? What's weird is this person commented in the original thread five days ago, but the PM was from two days ago. Which means s/he was stewing on it for *three* days. How come if you look at his profile it says "673 wins, 675 losses" and if you go to ranked stats it says "677 wins, 649 losses" Hmmm. So hyeri really doesn't have a solo in this song at all Haha well can't be too picky when it comes to fossil pokes imo. It would work if the shiny kabuto was a female tho? Maybe...possibly...heh. Thanks for the luck, I need it. Am I the only one who's noticed that she's wearing earrings in bed? So it is possible to work in UK with a romanian medical degree? What's wrong with that? She just wanted full service. Welp, I know none of those bands, not even the danish ones I know, right? I was just looking for quotes so I could continue the mash-up. I didn't expect shit to get real. These things have somites? good morning indeed If Hikari ended up Miuna, he would be her uncle and her husband. Yeah she always bangs on about how its like a little Mercedes It took me a while to realize there should be commas up there. I thought you were looking for a performance-daylight-system Sure not Estonia? Eww, it looks a bit like Dark Broterhood assassin in Morrowind when looking from far away/quickly Act 3 bridge before Nerf. Few survived the Bridge Fewer survived the tongue lashers. Tongue Lashers looks like backdoor Sexpeke is having personal problems. Does he like boobs or ass more THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING ALIVE Is he!? difficulty was like in the low 300's just 2-3 days ago. its at 505 right now I can try to get online then, but I'm actually at work right now... 6'6!??!?! Was your mom raising a kid or growing a tree @ What, weird I remember seeing 3ivs too No problem lady! Product list? You have, like, magical skin "Say Mcdonald's to end commercial..." *"Mcdonalds!"* First time I really feared for the future... Are you me from this past new years? Uh how about the female joltik in net ball?? I would be raising it to $9 what you got mate , add me on steam "("\( The Status keeps changing from offline to slow. I guess Ill use this time to feed my dogs... Does everyone have no sense of humor? I just can't anymore. I have never seen these before and my mind has just literally gone *BOOM* Coffee is a luxury now <----- My parents bought the car for me so I would not have to deal with loans other than my school loans. I pay them $350 each month which is more than the dealership asked for monthly. There are no dorms at the university I go to oddly enough, the only other option would be moving out into an apartment. Some of my friends have even mentioned this overall problem to their parents and they even thought how my parents were acting was ridiculous and offered to let me move in with them. (And these parents are kind of uptight also) I'LL BE THEREEEEEEE (>\^(> O: Where did you come from?! ...and what are you interested in?? um..... Ah shoot...that's what I thought! I'm interested in the love ball chansey, moon ball horsea and heavy ball skarm. I'd prefer to trade 3:2 for the stantler and dratini since mine have HA. They're worth it! I got Venom and Naked for Christmas along with their matching lip liners and oh my goodness. Ah ok. So there's no option to just toggle it on/off huh? Weird. it would also be cool if things could make it back into your ship or something and possess a crew member or something Have you SEEN Jason's hair? I didn't even know there were other flavors of Doritos IT WAS ALL PLANNED!! WELL I'VE NEVER HAD IT SO YOU BE GRATEFUL FOR IT YOU SONOFABITCH! just threw up a little in my mouth. Not enough, are you kidding me? I finish that level and have half fuel left. Yes, but if you're really lucky (or experienced, perhaps), you can turn that around as being adorably goofy. Hell, the woman I've been talking to *actually found me on reddit yesterday* because I referred to "the girl I'm kinda into told me _____" and it was specific enough that it had to be me (although it was about something totally non-personal). YEAHHH UGHMAZING! Sorry but why is this being down voted?? The heck?? Imo, the biggest problem is Tabzz...God, he is so greedy and out of position soooooo many times Who the hell do u think made LCS ? I'm slightly confused, which chinchou? Hey funny story, i actually didnt know who you were until i googled your name. Then realised you were the kid in second hand lions...a film i just saw yestarday on sky movies Not sure how i feel about this St Ives for now. There are pictures of lemons on it but since I was using alcohol before ( That spider has blue blood.. Oops I forgot Why does Chris Wilson have so many reddit accounts? I don't think we even have Dunkin Donuts in the UK I like Valk's line. Please use those Torts. Please. People in the South be like: I'm all of those at the same time This for me is like a storm in heaven. Dear god Heh well I'm very glad that the HA pupitar worked out for you!! Did you end up breeding it or just using the one that I gave you? dude...i thought it was a level 1 gligar Lmao.. just.. just scoot over so I can... aaahhh there ya go. What is B*****y Resting face? Shit. the guy looks a little like 2D from gorillaz in that art form. Kind of. I mean, i have two reports to do at school that are due at the same time, I have to learn and remember a huge part for my youth group, and I'm dealing with trying to lose weight (I gained a lot of weight last year and have grown to hate my body at this point, so yeah). On top of some other stuff... So I mean, this does make sense.. GLaDOS Is a robot with a female voice, Carmen San Diego was in a video game? I forgot Sniper Wolf, and I don't know Edea Kramer. The more I think about it the more I can think of female antagonists, but I haven't played most of the games on /u/ Dumb question as I am learning: how does that process work? Do they paint it correctly for you? Is it painted by hand Whoa I mean don't get me wrong I'm not a great gamer but I don't remember having any difficulty with Driver on the Playstation whatsoever Wait, this period is only half over? M52 is highway that passes through my city Holly shit I have that MSI mobo How does a ranked game magically turn into a normal? Okay wow you have a lot No idea why anyone would downvote your post. krepo used to be so skinny Holy fuck, I hope life will turn for the better for this poor guy 'cus he seems fucking broken right now Me too. Maybe it's symbolic of how it's actually the developers of a game who have all the control, and the player is stuck in their walled garden? OH YOU SLY DOG... (can I swear in this subreddit dude. wheres your friends code Yeah apparently its impossible to get HA and apricot balls Whoa that's an awesome little bot. How did you get 36 codes? you lost 7 of 5? man you must suck OK but seriously, before I run out of time to cancel my flight, which picture is the real female population? zomg, my eyes Oooo those eyes! Low LS, low DPS, average EHP - not too surprising that you can't handle high MPs very well. As Oh they definitely do and I try my best to proceed as normal and not be thrown off by it. Except for picture taking, I've gotten this kind of treatment, too, but it's usually benign. The funniest is the mesmerized stare. It's both flattering but kind of scary to see someone unwittingly go into a trance fixated on your crotch. Then the worst are the blatant starers. I mean even I don't stare at a gal blatantly showing off her tits the way I've been stared at before. I like how both surveys have the same amount of answers... Conspiracy? I didn't see a NSFW tag? My lady bits just got tingly linkbelt 460lx w/shear attachment in for new final drive teeth and final drive hydraulic repairs (probably the directional controls o-ring blew again) this guy works up north making the big bucks but gets full of bitumen from the oil sands which just tears everything up and makes a huge mess. it has been painful watching the operators use this machine for the last week as in its current condition it can only go forward with one track, no reverse. so theyve been dragging it across the yard all week NEED..... DOWNLOAD.... If I'm trying to get two 5 IV parents, I save my game every time I get a new parent, with 1 more IV than the previous some people live their whole live without a single star and still manage to be happy, people sometimes Paul who? OMG, the porygon-bot can speak May be you were just drunk and that's all...If I'm gay and kiss a girl in a party because I'm drunk that means that I'm straight again??? ... Is that his pinky? I disagree, I think a clean sounding power chord still sounds much nicer than a piano. whats so good about phanpy anyway What the fuck did I just watch? i havent been following the digital of this series, only the in store comic copy. HOW FAR AHEAD IS THIS Or it is voids custom to write name and last name? ...All the... rares.... how can a buddhist kill someone o_o its one of the precepts do not harm others, their clearly not buddhists then You're probably right about them being mostly accepting. I've been to a few of their meetings and everything *is* about love for everyone (and I mean everyone), but they're still technically part of the Catholic Church. I'm a little hesitant to say anything that mysterious. I've declined to answer anything that says what's wrong, so they're already pretty worried and I don't want to make it worse (although telling the truth might be what's worse I don't mean to be rude, good sir, but I do believe you meant "spent shell casings", not bullets. Hermmm. Also, amazing work! Makes me week in the knees. Yeah I agree about that pushing for the use of this subreddit would be ideal. I just hate having ideas or thoughts I want to share/get feedback on, only having to wait til the end of the night to get it off of my mind Was that really a phase? I didn't understand a word Im guilty of this... Wow, that's one big circlejerk Submitted my first of a few graduate school applications 9-Ball...? 8... Planets? Best record in the NHL by 2 games. 3rd in power ranking. Notice that there's two Nerevarines. I'm fucked My body? No fucking wai~! In greece ? In twenty two fuckin thirteen ? In *jail* for mocking religion ? What the hell ? io ho provato ma non l'hanno voluto, troppi valori sballati when i read your comments,im 0/3 for now, plat 1, i dont want to play anymore Link? Reference? Anything?!? I second this - and it seems like every company decides to call each role something different to the point the same title means something different a different places Its because we do. What is floating in the tub? Haha thanks. After we broke up and I started seeing someone else I was like, OMG JUST GO DOWN ON ME PLEASE! Because I, unfortunately, dated that other guy for like 3 years. Does nobody remember that they went to the super bowl last year? Can't cook? Don't we have two chiefs that travel the world teaching everyone how to cook? Your color settings are weird The point of that would be? I KNOW Damn kids these days lmao. I remember when I thought that during the Halo 2 days...so naive back then I really wanted to write something more but couldn't. Wait, you have another brother When was the last time you fed them? TIL that I have been oh-so-wrong in assuming that all of that 12-gauge steel was somehow safer. I thought that was why it was invented I'm right there with you, German who doesn't drink any alcohol at all. Coffee is just bleh, I hate pork and don't really like sweets and pineapples. I get a lot of weird looks for that, but I simply don't understand GOGO EG! OMFG Amar Singh just said on TV that she was suffering from an uncurable disease.. My wife actually says it looks more prehensile the later on in TNG Alizia Gutierrez! ( I did exactly the same. Now in game my chat box is gone but in spectator mode everything is ok. I've always wondered about greyhounds. I know several people that own them and say similar things. I didn't know about the thin skin however. Currently I have a nine year old German Shepherd. He is my best buddy, but comparatively he is very needy. Requires a lot of attention, a lot of work and one-on-one time, and is too smart for his own good. He also (so is the breed) prone to a sensitive stomach and is on a restricted diet. But boy, do I envy people with dogs that don't pout at them for planning a lazy day! But even compared to kids he is EASY PEASY. i need to see that It's my cakeday Why do you wear shoes at home? Yea, these are just awful. I'd actually rather watch the show Wow, my bad... not enough coffee! Yeah, dude. I... LOL. I'm a liberal and I don't believe this. I love how they come out like tiny adults. For several years I had 6 piggies because the two I'd bought were both pregnant! One day there were just these two little miniature pigs running around in the cage and I was so confused. Then barely a week later there were two more. I am with you in this fight against these Debbie Downvoters but am not hopeful after venturing out onto the battlefield this morning. You launched your own product? Uhh... how is that a strawman? Weird ult I don't see what is in your safari google fibre blocks porn? someone should make a better version and repost........ Thank you so much you're the nicest person ever I love you. ...lag... That's odd, I thought I saw an Origin code on Amazon before This is not AdviceAnimals... Holy crap, that's genius... I had a mild form of that as a child where I ate erasers. The hard ones that just smear the lead tasted the worst and the ticonderoga ones and the ones where the metal part is dark blue and the eraser is a dark pink were the best. I also dabbled in eating paper and chewing wood off of things like pencils and my bed frame. I also chewed the plastic off the back of the headrest in my mom's car Hai Teemo ...my penis looks nothing like either of those hmmm that's strange, i am in EU and I thought they only came out in NA and JPN ........ Holy hell, there's a fuckton of slut shaming in this thread. Or Paul Williams a few years back How does she have half a million subscribers?! Those...aren't big enough? ' Why? I wish I was in the market right now I'm fucking terrified to play my placements right now. Ended at gold 5 with like 55% win rate or so so I think my MMR was higher than gold 5, but that obviously doesn't mean jack shit when D1 players are ending up in silver 1. I don't remember this happening last year Eh? That wasn't you I just got a sandile from? That...sounds actually kind of creepy You (edit: visually) bleed every time you expend "mana" when you have Blood Magic hmmm well i guess that wouldnt be the case for any snes game Yeah, especially once they start to eat there. Did you know the Outback Steakhouse spokesperson was from New Zealand for a good while? ...I did give you a female buneary right?! I can't believe I never saw that! ...wo im not gay dude Then again, facing a Mega Pinsir right off the bat might have been a bit ridiculous. Heh well I just wanted the HA for some of these. Easy to get any of the other abilities but HA is a lot harder im 200MMR Higher than Sheever Uncommon things that no one has for trade on this subreddit! Like Maractus or Leaveanny or something? best of luck on the switch. I know what it's like waiting to see if the shit's going to work or not This post has been incredibly eye opening All I see there is metro 2033 Hey I'm a 1 star hunter! no idea what that means in here The third picture... did the groomer actually shave him? i can still feel facial hair brushing up against my upper lip..............and i had just shaved that morning ( ...shiny white Flabébé? No I don't, but is it perfect 5ivs? I thought I was still in the Comcast hate part of this thread, and I was like I don't know what I'd ask for them, they're old You think bronies are weird. Take a gander at those cloppers. I... I tried... but she kept staring BACK!!! Them prices! You're smirk makes this *way* more unsettling. I still somehow have my rank and cash Da fuck. That first pic Wow, I must've lucked out with my family then Hmm how many are you willing to breed then?? Ah makes sense. Uhh, did you hatch the flabebe yourself?? Same here. Used to work as a Photo Tech. and we were all very nice and informative.(especially since we wanted to avoid customers yelling at us due to copyright protection). After awhile we would get customers who would tell us they loved coming to OUR walmart for photos and avoid other walmarts in the area because of our friendly service and patience. That really was an awesome feeling. One even introduced me to her daughter. Can we loosen up on the insults a bit this is supposed to be a friendly environment ( Yikes someone offered to breed a lot for the goomy. So I'm trying to gauge why you want goomy...did you want goomy cause it's renamable or cause it's shiny? Please I just read some kind of guide, can't understand. Wallace and Olynyk combining for 19! O_o 19 How did that other bird get under water? This is so weird. I know her. Is that Guelph In before Link benched and Hotshotgg goes to mid when dexter comes back Did one of the espn announcers just say to flop Oh damn Are you looking for like a mining business? Or a different type? A solid defensive 2nd quarter there No, it's just... Why would you glue/attach it if you saw it wasn't in the shape of a box? I mean, I am completely dumbfounded. That's scarily close to where I live How did you survive childhood since the bible said you should stone any disobedient children in front of the entire town oh god OMG... Ah okay, whoops. Hope that didn't sound condescending or anything I have his name highlighted. I'm just confused how KU dropped out of yours when in the last week they murdered K-State and beat Iowa State (your 13) in an away game Well...I just got another 8 using the 8 that I had! I just shot up to about 165 breedables eyy baby i like your big fluffy marshmellows ;) Oh well...I have them listed but I probably wouldn't breed them unless it was for some stellar offer! YIKES! That one went faster than Piplup lol I didn't even get to see it. Navy bootcamp in less than a month Isn't that what this thread is about? >mfw i just figure that /r/trees isnt about trees at all How legal is it for loan collections for places such as Sallie Mae to harass my family members? I have debt and am unemployed atm and have run out of deferments/forebearances. At this point in time, my family members whom I haven't ever even lived near (like a step mother who I never lived under as a minor, or an uncle I haven't seen in person since I was 7..) gets calls about once a month demanding to know where I am and how to get into contact with me I had no idea that was there. His eyes are SO BLUE! This is made weirder for me by the fact that my name is Ethan. I thought I was the only one I came here JUST to post this. This image gives me the chills the same way trypotriggers do hmm...može objašnjenje jednom novom članu? to vi mislite da bi članovi/članice reddita stavljali svoje "neobične" (da se tako izrazim) slike? I totally understand, man. The first time I was literally looking out my blinds like a fucking meth addict thinking swat was going to punch a hole through my front door. When the package got delivered i hid it in the ashes of the fire place for 3 days. Carrying through provies with Elise top ( still strong :D) but having the "new Bronze meta supports" for instance the 1 17 ad ziggs support in my first match. Very OP! I game a lot so my setup is fine for now for every game but a second 780 will happen probably by February (gift for myself I guess). But yeah, even a single 780 is awesome. Assetto Corsa runs way above 100 FPS but its only one car so its not much of a benchmark. I was actually so set on getting 3 monitors until everyone started suggesting Rift. I mean it makes sense, so I will just wait for that. This whole simracing thing is as expensive as the high-end gaming setups What do you mean tweaked a few things in the message box via gts 666 views I understand one typo but that? What sneakers is kevin rocking? You want pedophiles to exist just so you can schaden your freude at them? uhm wow It has more than 6 emotes! Should make a movie called transboners... Does anyone know at what part of the game does Tryggvi come into the picture? Plot twist Jesus Christ, they did? I really must've not paid attention to Starfox 64. Jersey's passing lane is on the right? Please only add me if you're willing to chat with me or play, added a lot of people who never even said a word to me for a week. Er.. I don't get it What? I can kinda see Tordenskjold. But Ibsen? How did you even infer that? I've seen ne zha do solo/mid very succesfully, no idea how they do it A Blue Shellos? Arrive early? Haha.. Hah. Heh? Really? I must try your methods of waking up early. Huh... Other arts? I mean, I drew stuff in between then and now. I'm not sure if I understand the question. In a perfect world where you dream about KappaPrime? Heh well what can I say? Maybe the pant devil roams reddit. both already gone! The puddle grew ...what the hell? huh... didn't mean to quote anything at all Why is that guy (who's not Cavendish) wearing a rainbow jersey TIL people are still using emule! Actually I need that espurr and its stare Sweet jesus, your system is fucked. I'd self-medicate if that was the alternative! how tha frick do you have almost 300,000 link karma for an acct. that is only 4-5 months old? Amazing How was he able to 'build' a snow angel in front of a doorway? Yeah actually same here but gamer luna-san Chansey is all ready to go, trade whenever so I don't trade the wrong Jake again don't misunderstand me I have the utmost respect for people working in the IT field my Mother is a Programmer by profession (although shes now a manager and barely does any real programming which she misses) I'm just saying when you ask joe-blow what he thinks of when you say a "trade" its usually, mechanic, plumber, electrician, manual labor apprentice-able careers. I surely don't want to belittle what you do, some of the idiots I read about on /r/talesfromtechsupport I honestly don't know how you deal with it what was so good about this? Head size boobs Somebody seems a bit excited to be awake. Do you play alone with your mic on or something? Yeah, I think Sylveon--especially in competitive--is a bit overhyped. Also its eyes scare me a bit Oh, this ones easy. They're just shy, so trying not to make eye contact. Doesn't mean they're attracted at all. The guy above though...... I've never seen that before...... omg more she is 20/10, those tits I'm really curious to what happened... Unfortunately I don't think anyone has that atm. I think net ball fits better tho? I'm a straight man but Scott Eastwood, goddamn It's like an Internet semantics argument IRL. I've Seen worse. This is tame in comparison, unfazed am I. Er, is that an incest joke or is your sister a bad drummer Same here. The dog would even stay put if a cat hissed at him from 5 feet away, despite their being plenty of room for him to go by if he would just move a few inches to his left x.x He wouldn't even risk their wrath for *food* Why would a god need a belly button "This man has collapsed! Is there a completely untrained person in the house who will provide incompetent aid!?" You found the weirdest and most fucked up sex mod too. Who the heck is that? I'm in Adamantoise too, but I usually see people begging for tanks It's why he got placed in B5 Two peoples separated by a common language New? Oh, sweet baby Seamus Are you sure you aren't under practice? My body is ready * What the fuck did I just watch. Why would someone do that Is it just me or is chaacs right foot facing away from the way he is facing I don't understand how can frostbite happen so fast YES!!!! FINALY!! CLG.EU MAN! They say the same thing about your mother. Damn i would like to see that fight after seeing this video Oh wow, this made me laugh in that *how are they gonna survive this?* sort of way. You were indeed incredibly lucky, do you now what caused it? Or was it just one of those things that happens sometimes? you helped me before and i managed to complete every kalos dex with the crown, i have listed all of the pokemon and their numbers i need and there is 165 of them O_o, O_O, ಠ_ಠ, I was casually listening while doing something else and I heard that and I was like... what the fuck. What. Did I just hear. Well that escalated quickly Well, I explained what it meant in the first comment, and I pointed you to where you can find out more about what it is in the second. I was just trying to be helpful, no need to get defensive. I just shaved mine! Well Ze has a legitimate reason (school/living in CA) and the water bottle has been MIA since RTX Would you have sex with a person you thought was crazy? Had to move back in at home after a botched relationship, and moved the modem/router combo to my room so I can work (I'm in IT) more efficiently. Every time my mother has a WiFi problem, she's convinced it's because my computer is hard wired Those captions Agreed, I'm less jaded but this was a fantastic conference. What really sealed it for me was when I asked some random Valve employee if there was anyone from QA I could talk to about PC Compatibility test labs (we didn't have enough registrations to send our Compat guy, so I was asking around for him). They led me right to the TF2 tech director who explained the whole process in detail. Your mentor must be totally awesome. He sounds like the type of guy that would spend his time helping out on a Saturday and recommending great subreddits like this one. Plus, I'll bet he's a total badass at BF4. sorry my ignorence, whats a patina? Exciting!!! Haha^ Please do all the art for neopets. Is it not normal to stick your finger in a girls' ass? Link please [](/tsawkward)... $13 /u/Sokmunky is right, Chase Cannons *are* the Chain Shot - the Chase Cannons *fire* Chain Shot. It's kinda complicated, just roll with it. This is quite the mental image (/ # Crystal meth beth, except she said it "crystal mef bef" video or it never happen I use much more, I think! Probably about a tablespoon to a tablespoon and a half, and I use that amount twice-once to finish removing makeup and then again after cleansing as a massage. > So much hair skidmark...guy named mark ( Yep, that gave me the skeevies. Can't believe he listened for that long AND called back. Wtf? you asked for 31/x/31/31/31/31 tho.... Sure thing, yoloswag... Why?!? I vividly remember this one Like 2 million people played the DayZ mod Holy crap, you post here too? I find this both incredibly unsettling and oddly perplexing. 104, was a tiermonster tournament game Must admit before reading the comments I looked at my baby (currently breast feeding) with this face 2:56 We called a kid Soup but as far as I know it was just because he liked soup. Oh, Okay then... So the scary posts above about people dying taking too much of it and dying, are referencing paracetamol? Never heard of him. Huh. He's younger than me... You can get past that stage You can hear text? Only 25+ games... How did he resist 10 years of glorious steam sales??? i'm not even 3 years old and i have over 200 games Gragas' grandfather I was just going to say that the kid would have to be pretty young still for his name to be inspired from the films instead of solely the books, and then I realized that the kid could actually be turning thirteen. added :) Must...have....ninetails I already took this post down once. just curious and obviously you dont have to tell.. bot how much are you holding? it returned to me unevolved Oh! Uhh at my bf's place atm but I'll sneak online just for you. Actually, if you still have a male omanyte, could I trade snivy for that? nice - I'm a first year medical student and was just tested on the anatomy of this region so it felt nice to recognize something on reddit. thanks for sharing your story - i will certainly remember this thread...so many 1st hand stories of intense bleeding post-tonsillectomy Thanatos op reaaly nu wa op Don't know what your mod is about ... Only saw ... that ship non-Ha male kabuto...in dreaam ball? *pulls out my Blue Cross Blue Shield Insurance card from work that I just renewed* Um, that...happens? Are you suggesting she is Ostwald Ripening? I thought you were joking. nej/ja! \( If he was wearing a Michael Myers mask or a burlap sack I would be even more terrified Yes, thank you. Its a bit scary to see 15 accounts hold almost 9 billion doge Why would I? It would be exactly like it was last season, playing against Gold I players, but I'd have accelerated MMR gains Must motorboat. I don't know... WTF and EA of all company's ABANDON a Nintendo product - can you believe it? EA says no to Nintendo I think I failed in the spring because where I live there is no spring. Failed in the fall because I planted too late, maybe. We really don't have much of a fall either. ...It feels like there's something horrifically wrong with that and I can't for the life of me figure out what it is. Well I basically met this guy at a party. We hit it off and exchanged numbers. We started talking and hanging out. He told me that he was technically a blood by birth because his mom and dad are both bloods Thank you. I was confused when I saw the thread pretty sure cherish is under G/S so it would be a demotion... What..how...I...how did he only get a yellow for that? So, how did we get to rendering full 3D images to change the viewpoint from asking if the perspective was the same between two different lenses used for stitching Heh well alright. If you still want one, lemme know. I think I may have one? I assume this is a joke but what part of that show would you call softcore gay porn? well a .pfd-file mostly contains text!? dafuq * I cannot conceive of how incredibly stupid you'd have to be to need this article. Texas has its own pledge? How is it even possible to get 14% total DMG for an Epic you're looking for torchics? Woooow that was coming down in slow motion Ti ne čuješ glasove? Did someone pay Curse to lose or something, this was so awkward wow that clg vs curse game.. Ah yes if we refers to files is likely arachne. When the picture was loading from the top down, I thought it would be a NSFW post. wow What, HOW How come the most any of them wear is a half helmet & nothing else What just happened? What? Can someone tell me what unconverted and converted neopets are? I thought that too Just turned 25 a couple of months back. Jesus. He could play for another 12 years, if he continues like this he'll make 50+ ODI centuries without breaking a sweat I decided to swatch one while passing the counter (Chanel creme blush) and I was like Pam's hair I want to argue with so many people in this thread... You really just called Denmark 3rd world country I don't remember When I'm forced to part from my contacts, I fidget with my glasses a lot. Plus I don't get the peripheral vision that I do with contacts. I really do try to avoid wearing glasses. Maybe I just need a new pair, since mine are like, 6+ years old now Feels like the Niners need 3 guys to take Beastmode down Seriously. Have you ever seen a straight one? I know I haven't. Because they are going for it apparently Strangely compelling I didn't actually bleach my whole hair, just the ends. The purple took in the ends, but fell out of the virgin hair. I've cut off the ends since. You guys got intense, fast. Oh my gawd.... Bryan brothers are out Disaster averted by the center His form What the actual... I'll take all the carnation and orange/pink/black cosmos xD and if you have blue roses I would love to take them too ** WHAT. Why is length an assignable property before:O_0------> after: Why are you double posting? I thought I had the last comment, for a while. Then I realized my comment was Sherman isn't even the best corner on his team. Heh. I've been biking mostly at night when it's in the 50's and low 60's. Man, there are some *cold* patches along the Rillito bike path at night! No Idea how Haha, or maybe it's my in-game dad whom I've never met... heey ff7 reference? Não sabia que ele tinha um sub, mas não achei muita surpresa que se tivesse um desse tipo seria justo dele. A surpresa mesmo foi o sub ter >&thinsp;600 inscritos em 17 dias e ser tão ativo ** Yeah I've never seen one either. Am I missing something amazing? You have to wonder what it would eat What's interesting to me is it states 3915MB of memory, yet the failures are 5200+... or start pulling out... I thought it was a fake video when he freaked out, until he jumped through that car windshield They thought a friend of mine had appendicitis, her pain was so bad. She actually went into freaking _shock_. wait wait wait....I don't remember replying to this comment. I remember replying to Game of Thrones DON'T TERRIFY ME LIKE THAT. I thought I had a stalker What am I doing with my life? Ugh, that looks like something you'd do to slaves to keep them from running away. She told me... She stalks my comments Graves + Kassadin = "HUH!" Frustration? Really? So you MUST buy a data plan if you get a smartphone? I never heard of those until now. whn did this happen? There was a livestream today ? A Madoka Itasha is my dream STEROIDS FUCK RULES, I'M A SHARK <(( waaaaat.. I see people here is happy if they get 30-60 fps. And here I am sitting playing with about 100-120 fps. Wow... amazing clips and combos... I don't know if I'll ever get to that level. Very good editing, music and very, very flashy at the end. Vlad + Fiddle How the hell can you use the Ultra Racer Not sure if trolling or trolling holy fuck...this is a friend of mine "I think I just heard a chainsaw fly by stuck at home in a bedroom that's too small for you to have enough space to do anything with a family that's a pain in the ass, 23, and physically unable to work normal hours or do most regular paid jobs easily (need physical therapy)? I'm mining doge cause it might be the only way I make any legitimate money of my own any time soon and I've been a computer overclocking hobbyist since i was like 17 and i got my first real job. I had a job at Fry's electronics for a while and got a decent farm going a long time ago, but didn't know about how profitable GPU mining was until i finally looked into it this year. If i'd have just listened to my friend (in 2009) about looking into mining bitcoin I would be here dumping a % of my BTC (and by now LTC) fortune into doge, but no, i got into distributed computing instead and never looked into anything more until just before the last huge LTC bubble. I was perched a month before that bubble happened ready to start mining LTC and i dun fucked up and tried to get 300 million total credits contributed to milkyway with my computing farm before I started mining. I had 3 7950s a 6970 and 2 5870s running and installed with LTC miners a month before that bubble, and i'd have made more in that month than i've made in the entire time since then More interesting to me I got to guess this before, when I wasn't guessing it. WAT i really wish i knew what you guys were talking about Thank you for this! I was clueless Really? Haven't heard of people getting different tasks How do you people see these things?! Nami and Wukong are you a le epic troll?? He keeps stopping in the hallway, leaning down, and giggling when he sees Odin just sitting there going Yeah I'm kinda wondering what to make of its myself, so on the one hand Delhi doesn't have control of its cops, and on the other the CM doesn't have control of his state.... I don't.... *pssst* so can someone tell me where the NSFW part comes from? OMG!!1! It must be nuts, having that many items to deal with. 7000 shibes browsing Wait what? No i was referencing your first line when you said you don't understand why people don't zero in on Lily. I am saying there are plenty of threads where the top comment is that she is a bitch. Unless you meant it sarcastically 9x more than I'm used to seeing wow 900 doge is a dollar now My aunt's dog got skunked once. When I told her to use H202 to remove the smell, she responded "What, just like the standard 90% stuff?" Why is Yaya the same size as Cabaye I once played 0-16 in nuke and we still decided to rematch and got raped again. I don't know why I just watched that whole video. That's going to be stuck in my head all day The three first words of the text are "John Paul Sartre". Because we know that ideas of any kind are only ever had one time. By one person. Anybody else who has that idea is a big FAT COPYCAT! you didn't just..... I know who you are The "MadLife" spams in [ALL] chat this week Painted fingernails Why? To have a house filled with armour? Dat banana mag MOAR greek? i can only see dead braid Why was this removed Huh, I always thought playing in flip flops when you don't have rubber shoes (or too lazy to get it from your own home) was normal in other countries.... The more you know ¯\( i dont even have docking yet this..... is brilliant So on average 20 year olds don't have better bodies than 40 year olds?? Dear god no. Get matching screens for the love of god! I bet the colours are different on each display Wow a confession. I didn't expect that. Glad about the results. So glad some justice could be served for this girl, even if not the law. Awareness is sometimes more damaging. Everyone knows .>>>--( I got Narthanc on dl1 of my very first game of 3.5.0. Every album yet you don't mention Encore or Recovery? I don't remember him saying that ill buy /e tahts a brand new account Her ass in Night at the Museum... any interesting moves i see some paint on a wall what egg moves are there I think in previous times it was even said that what you did for enjoyment in Heaven was to go to the edge of Heaven and look down at all the people suffering in Hell and laugh at them and praise the lord for how just he is. Just staring straight ahead like, "I've seen some shit. Whoa, The localization lineup is getting interesting this year I learend a lot about what the whip is capable of while watching this playthrough. Just got back to mining, my god the difficulty as ramped up in the past week and half. I remember mining at 360 difficulty, it's over 800 now Ask any assassin Who is she? well, until you see all the crazy shit that made the video Gimme dat VI! Which woolies are you going to? Cause I don't think I've ever seen this Many of those guns **are not** sidegrades and effect how the classes play **dramatically**. Hats are something else entirely, and some of the hats do have a history of altering hitboxes WOAHHHHH watch that word. You caught me, and lol it was super late. I didnt even realize it was you. Thanks for tuning it. For some reason it isn't showing up on my list. Only worry is that it existed in the first place Damn. wha.. whaa... I didn't know you could do half the tricks he did there! That Tango Evelynn splash is terrifying Why is the enemy katarina always korean? I know its against our code but ,... When I was little I used to bum ps 1 and I can't remember it having bad graphics. I know its probably childhood imagination but I remember the games as real life quality. he just changed his twitter to Jus_StuDyyy Are your females in premier balls as well? Sorry I didn't scroll down the page first Well, we haven't seen the underside of the dolls so there's still hope... Do whatever works, but it's strange that people don't already try to rock their SO's world Huh. It works on my laptop! Doesn't seem like the correct meme for this Something similar happened to me. One time the baby of the family wanted to buy a shop in town to be able to get good profit...he really did start thinking about money at an early age. what mod is that? 9/10. You're gorgeous And a .8AP resetting E AND W poke in a cone at 1.0AP what's anook and why do I care? I wonder if QT sometimes finds undiscovered species of wildlife in this forest of hair Evan Turner? This looks like my hotel desk attendant... Same. I'm a cashier at a grocery store, and usually when I card people for buying cigarettes or alcohol, I get people born in the '80s and early '90s... but occasionally I card someone and it turns out they were born in 1961. Da fuq T_T Mark Hamill was Fire Lord Ozai? I'll tell you if I do, I got like 2 boxes of 4-5 IV Pokemon to breed. Forget how it sounds... It's how it FEELS! A bit mindblowing. I'm legitimately confused how you see this situation? I don't think we are on the same page. Great time for it, its up to 188 on Bter My advice: *definitely* don't put IFUCKJELLO in your letter, I mean that just seriously raises so many questions. How does one fuck jello? Do you put it in the microwave? I guess for a guy it's ok, but if you're a girl that's like some really weird kind of fetish... You squat but won't deadlift? I like this Miller kid. Until he eventually crushes my dreams again because the series between Boston and Vancouver will never end. Maybe we will beat Chicago Um dude That's so impressive. I've been thinking about making the Bigger on the Inside shawl but it requires something like 300-ish stitches to be picked up. In lace weight. I mean, they don't have to be dead still either. But I just found it a bit too bit Good god What Goddamn, people really pay for that shit ^ Wtf? White food coloring? How would you color something that is normally brown white? Except Tru TV used to be Court TV No offers so far? I totally understand obscuring the top half of her face, but I've got to know... Was she trying to make like... sexy face in all those snaps or was it more OAG face (an attempt at "bedroom eyes" or bug eyes)? That takes some serious dedication to send the same pose over and over... Ian Watkins would get along just fine with this guy Already have nasty ink marks on my fingers. Man, this very different from using calligraphy pens. You only need 50 for heroes So every single student before their untimely murder caught that reference? So did you find this out before or after you recommended She Comes First to your ex-boyfriends? Thank you so much :D! And which roommate vid? Holy shit her eyes Oh God! I thought Gimmie was wearing Google Glass on that pic. Der Kommentar unter dem Post I talked to my dad on the phone for over for over a half hour about bitcoin, cryptocurrencies in general, and dogecoin. He used to day trade. As soon as I was finished talking about it, he asked if I could invest a few thousand for him and I'd get commission I do not know why... but the second picture made me feel...uneasy. I started from the eyes, and when I finally could see the owl in the picture, I got chills. She has jinx's face Looks like his face was attacked by a hive of angry space bees on Bath salts I really don't understand why people are spending money on this game when it's completely free to play What's up with her right foot? Do you double cleanse? That is, cleanse using the mineral oil then right away use Cerave cleanser? I loved the way mineral oil cleaned my skin and made it feel, but I think I can only use it once or twice a week and only with the double cleanse method. I broke out yesterday, but I'm not sure yet why...it might be because I unconsciously touched my face a lot while doing homework & eating potato chips. Wasn't cArn one of the greatest DotA 1 players ever? Someone needs to stop playing Pokemon so much. google translated one of the comments; "cousin your sister ah, scared urine" Isn't that pumpkin? attack of the clones! By beating American teams... Awesome! But hey I have read a tonnnnn of posts on reddit about littermate syndrome Oh boy, apparently I only have male ones left. I didn't know there was xxketo on pinterest. You can romance Samantha Traynor?! Holy crap, you sound just like me. Reading this I've realised that I don't have a favourite champion... Wow... I've yet to do an escort mission, but now that I've seen this video (and have seen how little you get for doing them), I don't think I ever will. still crazy though Yes. It says that CCP does not intervine and if players want more info they should ask alliance leaders. You're reply starts with dude, which refers to the post author, implies complaining about lag which isn't mentioned in OP Nice I was gonna be like " Am I the only one who actually likes that shirt? Why does it say "Gordon Ramsay"? Are you trolling right? The final boss in Wario Land 3 still makes me shit my pants How did he take the picture there were minis in Black Lion Chests?? She has very manly arms ..... :| ... So majestic wait, awareness of islamophia is great and all, but holy shit this can't be good > wait, awareness of islamophia is great and all, but holy shit this can't be good S..stick your dick in it... Hmm, this actually is a ton more colorful than when I bought it ooooooo nice nice I like the sound of that. but what if the pineapple was holding the alien I'm polish and I always wondered the same thing If you say so. I didn't sign anything. I thought i was the only one I'd imagine that tabard doesn't cover much when the wind blows. Completely unrelated being such a highly ranked random player is impressive Coming from someone with a karma to account *age ratio much higher than mine. Their eyes are so..o-o 0-0 wut You're 22 and have been out of the game for WAY too long? Only €78 for a short sleeve shirt. It was scary as fuck! I found a torrent with all episodes and re-watched it, some were downright terrifying. Fred the barber was one i have no desire to see ever again. Naaaughttyyy Seriously? what a weird coincidence.. I've known this for many years and randomly I picked one of them as my profile pick for FB. Next morning it's on the front page of reddit. You're crazy. Look at this monster you have created Pretty sick (cruel but at the same time, monkey that rides What the hell did he do to the resolution? you seem to post something like this every week, how much money have you spent? It was just one goat, and I think it got off on it a little. Woah Okay, genuine question. Why do people look down so much on someone that likes steak well done? I thought we were allowed to have differing opinions? I don't understand the renekton? You say he was supposed to get a stronger late game yet you've nerfed his early game and weakend his late game? Thats far from what I heard you wanted to accomplish Huh... I never noticed my second toe on my right foot was longer than the big toe, however, I found it more interesting that this was not the case on my left foot Haha, this is an awesome idea, i love to see people progress in terms of art. I hope you continue doing these videos! ILL BE WATCHING Sweet mother of Ghandi! There are a lot of us! Finally saw the time on a save just recently. It was 11 hrs and 55 minutes from the current time, which is 4:15 pm for me. So that'd be....what, 3:20 in the morning? I was in bed! Now ask your friend who plays Animal Crossing if they ever wondered why Tom Nook gets the house renovated so quickly overnight...(In a couple games, he says there is more than one person fixing the house...Now, there are his little "cousins" that could...Help? The stick says Spoderman Woah, you got rid of a mattress? Nope 2000 people in one bar? Same, the only reason I got it is because my girlfriend at the time wanted me to use it. She was the only one I messaged on it. Its weird how it searches your phonebook though to find other contacts. My boss added me give it protean ....What did I just witness? They said numbers aren't cool, so yeah, it could be Relic Zenitha xD (followed by Relic Zeniga Holy crap that would be awesome! a week? at 16$ a head? Woot! Hubbard! I gotta ask; how the hell do you "play" with it? which is an Israeli gun Middle monitor: "2:48am" Crazy times. I was right outside EE when the police started surrounding the place and evac'ing the people inside. It was confusing Because if your deck dosent go off within the first 3 turns you loose anyway, might as well go balls out and get it turn 1. How can they still exist though with super rejuve banned? unless they turned into deck that just stall untill they get it. Potential shooting threat. I know, let's force students to be crammed into narrow shooting galleries. What could go wrong... I came to post this exact same thing Posting here... It took MORE effort. 10-4... I seeeeee you /u/whitneyface! PUPPEYS EVERYWHA! Just tried this setup and it works fine. Taric 0% ....14 YEARS AGO... Jesus Christ Monkey balls. What version of railcraft are you running? You guys want a **HAND**? Imagine a Spirit Titan I did this at Christmas as well. So, is White City (7th pic) a fake sign, or is that real? Wow. I react to so many of these stories with this face: whoa you really did read each book in ~4days? Except none of those things. Nice. What happens if you bought it 3rd party? Does the guy I bought them from get my exchange tickets? Eh neither of them were Sturdy. Oh man. Should I do this to my white Supream Schminx hoodie? What do you mean? Wat? what the heck are charlie horses Where the fuck does that guy get all that air from. dafuq. ( Nope, I'm in New Mexico. Apparently dropping a deuce in a pringles can is a common occurrence at church camp. Yeah, all the muscles seem to help a lot with the healing. A Swedish jockey (dude riding a horse around a track, I guess it's the same in English) was on a radio show, and I believe he got back from a frickin' broken back i 6 weeks.. Wooooo. Lots of upvotes. Isn't that like 5 Bucks on amazon with the coupon? I didn't know there was one already called Sipscast wait.. actually.. it just hung out for a while on that step that time.. said it completed successfully, now asking for reboot ... That would be devastating How am I going to use internet without a network card What do you mean? I posted two diff gifs of Strippin. Wait, Whoopi Goldberg played that hyena?? Oh lord that's insane. We upgraded our OR machines a while ago by doing one room per hours and only going further with the machines untill we absolutely knew that they worked. Took us 2 days to finish up 8 rooms. How the hell could they forget the OR rooms there's an official trading platform now? Oh man, in one chapter : the Shinobi Alliance, Orochimaru, the kages fighting, SPIRAL ZETSU Says the one who has no logic It's also the right time Why would I spend the last 10 minutes of my life talking to myself like a crazy person? How he can watch ur games if he is blind? It's 3:28 am Oh gosh, I must've read the guide wrong. xD Well instead, I can help people get Katrina in their town? This may be a stupid question but why would anyone put chicken bones in their food? I thought challenger was only top 50? Do I... even.... want to know your hash rate? Probably not Ask me this in 3 months I am a cat person and I'm starting to like dogs ... Thats interesting, I was silver 2 100 LP, went 7-3 placements, got Silver one, won three, got 93 LP or so and one another for my gold series, instantly got the LP I needed from the win, and i'm now on my promo for Gold IV with no sight of clamping. Very interesting, you're either an anomally or I am or your MMR isn't as high as you think it or mine is higher then I think vodafone?!?. I know, right That's real! JUMANJI CARTOON... are they 5 IVS You balled your eyes out... That's amazing! Holy &#%$ that is funny I didn't look at the sub, and thought the tatt was a drawing My most common was Tam-Tara. Guess which one I got last night. Go on. Guess Which is when I must have those greys... It almost looks like a vagina I wonder if he's had sex with it Speaking of the brain playing tricks, have you ever thought that maybe you're just in a coma and your whole world is in your head while your family visits you day after day in the hospital. Actually he said they don't expect tips, but are use to them. And on banana show.... WOw.. he was quite a looker back then Heh that'll only work in some cases! Like I guess easy to diagnose symptoms? My silver still works okay Man I can't wait until girls have that effect on me again in public. I think the last time I got a boner in a social situation was in highschool which was 8 years ago TIL there are people who have never grated cheese Wow, I just saw these leggings at Target. Having started to read some of the posts here, I'm seeing that Bring them your pad/underwear, they can check your fluid from there. It's possible it's fluid, and if it is you need to go to the hospital because your water should not be broken for so long and baby can be in too low of amniotic fluid. It's also very possible it's just discharge, increase discharge is very common. I would literally have days that it would practically soak through my pants Woah, I didn't know Peanut went for so much I feel bad for CJ Hero, he can't get a break win or lose ovu temu nije zapoceo silence? But European men can wear capris? ............... I seriously doubt that your GYN misunderstood anything. All I see are two Added Hyuna? quite possibly you've bumped into him at the store before.. Your definition of “extremely cold” is *freezing point*? 50 MB/s how can you hate teemo but have teemo as your flair seen that train since i was a kid, never thought it had that in it though HOLY SHIT! WHAT!? THIS IS AWESOME 2 in a week?! jesus christ i have found 2 in 700h of play Because there are a lot of people on reddit who have shat themselves. Seriously, it's more common that you would think. yes, but how can you actually implement it into a redstone device that opens a door? Appreciate someone attempting so I know I'm not crazy. Or am I... why did i read pro as poro at first Why does it seem to imply free shipping but then...not? ... this would be, by far, the most terrifying skin in all of League. not sure if joking..... or serious Yeah, I didn't really mean that they were *too* expensive, just that it's not something I can afford. I actually own an OP-1 which makes most people go :) once had a game with 5 main supports Yeah, but are they in that job BECAUSE they were smoking? Or are they smoking because they have that job? I think there is a case for both, but can you explain the humor? I don't get it This isn't your regular cheating...this is... *advanced cheating* What's that above the shoulder? These are all on my X game?? Their eyes are huge when they're babies ... i see trunk In what situation would you ever write "8IVs" How is that less scary than the exclusive talk? Which reminds me, I still haven't seen Ponyo! For shame. ( I loved Helena, I honestly didn't realize there were people who hated her on the show. I didn't ask I think I went full retard once she told me I couldnt process it any further. Did I get you? This isn't funny. This is terrifying. Knowing that you might be my neighbor, and my neighbor moves spiders outside their house only for said spiders to run into ^my ^^house ^^^omg ^^^ He likes to pop our bubbles. Ouch. I have now become acquainted with reddits' harsh side. *sigh* He was talking about her. *hahah, it's such a knee slapper* I can't believe Valencia actually ran past a player. 17th century waterbording? maybe the machines have become self-aware and it flew away on it's own It's a really common thing reddit does. Redditors like being meta. ¯\\( What? That was oddly hypnotizing.... Why would that make a difference tho you are the first person i see that runs the 0 mana silence How do you find your shorter villagers among the fields of flowers you have there? :o I lost Camofrog once and when he moved a little I got the fright of my life Welp. I've beaten this game about ten times and...wat Wait, there's music in game? They already did I'm uhmm... sending you a request now I don't understand how they do it. It took me a solid minute to decipher your message and I was pretty sure of what it would be I... I d.. don't know how to respond to this... It does? Nice shop idea :P, wonder how much business you'll get They always do, until you see them on the news God this is awful. You can hear the electronic manipulation. Actually it's kind of a cool idea if it wasn't goofed with Haha -- yeah .. $300-$400 ... Hey - I gotta jump in this thread and ask - did you have a problem with there not being any subtitles for some of the episodes? I am around episode 7 or 8 and suddenly there are no subtitles showing up even though I have the box checked for them. Vanguard Weaver Scary How is everyone running out of chakra when they all clearly still have Kuruma-cloaks? I thought the idea of the cloaks was that they were made of chakra for everyone to use... So is mine! We've been found! This turned sour really fast, but at this point I'm on your side. Huh...I live like 20 minutes from there but I haven't been in the year that I've lived in the Worcester area That TA must have been hitting really fucking hard. Like 500 with refraction omg I knew a guy who had them in his cheeks. When he took them out he looked like he had two assholes on his face. Because we can't convey our happiness for this wallpaper in regular words Forgive me, I seem to have forgotten to mention that the searching-online-for-wedding-dresses thing sounds like solid evidence that she does know. I can see how what I said could have been misconstrued as a response in the actual context when it, in fact, was not intended to be Stargate is my favorite show. In fact, it's the only show I can watch over and over again. That said, it also has some terrible problems. For example, I can't go to the 7-Eleven at the corner and get anyone to speak English, yet they go to other galaxies and everyone speaks English... Is yelawolf pulling macklemore / em / mac miller type numbers? I didn't think he was go away robot Green so hot Cupid's old model was actually better. I'm more scared of Barry than of Ninja Brian. now that I think about it.. i do like my ears A couple of years back I was, for a time, an acquaintance of a couple who were seriously, seriously wealthy, as in billion with a capital "B" billionaires. They were two of the most unhappy people I knew. 0 ping gaming Why? Mhhh I kinda quit after S1, might pick it up again. I felt like the main problem was that it was a bunch of somewhat unlikeable characters that were stuck without too much control of the situation. I wouldve liked the whole thing if they had limited the "the ship does whatever it wants to" thing to very few episodes, had brought in Aliens that do more than shoot lasers and had a few characters that werent complete douchebags... Holy shit his feet is literally doing that cartoon sonic running circles thing What did he think would happen? Yeah I was looking at the LAMP members. Some of them claim to own two of every ship... Including the Idris Ships are designed to float Whoa whoa whoa. Nice long rant, are you okay? Marilyn Manson went to my community college.....so there's that..... Need some help... My jaw... Oh! Uhh they are sorta close to each other? Is this still going? Is that a bright blue iMac in the foreground of your mancave? Zac, i always wanted to taste him Yeah I would never hope that on anyone That would simply be a nightmare, standing cats freak me out..and the one looks like my cat Oh, the one level that drove *me* nuts was the Jungle one with the hyena and the hippo. Not a problem! Thanks for the trade :) and...eggy What does a heavy tank look like? 25 mph.. that's 100m in under 9 seconds Wow really? gonna be hard to find people who want to play comp mm with someone who has no MIC The thumbnail pic looked like very nice stamping. The large pic? "whenever someone made a mistake they admired it" .____. i dont understand. let it go i get but admiring mistakes? Oh...wat! 4am YOU SHOULD ADD ME FOR DAT MAWILE I want that Luxray sword ... *grins* My torchic has baton pass as an egg move XD and other as well So.. you are lying? 25 k....On a fucken wedding! ?!?!? Why? I guess if the demand is there...but I really don't see how you can comfortably do this. English language spoken on almost every planet Rachmaninov Piano Concerto #2 and Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto #1 are both really good! Believe it or not I actually listened to the whole performance. These posts make me wonder just how often people are peeing inconspicuously into bags in the midst of crowds.. wow so much passion... there's something incredibly sexy about your nostalgia. i'm sorry you never got to experience him inside you... also, your description of your ex sounds scarily like me I don't use bobby pins either but I found 5 in my wallet today. That sound was so much like the suction tube at the dentist's office that my mouth started watering. If you need the instructions to cook a Taquito...I think you have bigger problems.... why on earth are you buying mjollnir on ursa Holy shit I think that would have to involve a thousand years of time travel What time was this? Wait why are Josh Outman and Juan Nicasio on this list Proportionate justice This is not the news I was expecting to read today. Or ever for that matter Not sure how I feel about this ( I felt the same way before I placed my first order last week! I spent 2+ hours just scrolling through every page of the brands that sounded familiar Yeah sure. Looks like it time to start this adventure Same story for me too. it went from like 30 in 2 years to 285 in less than a month. I didn't even know there were that many subs for that stuff... I have a box full of timid rotoms, one of them must be ice. 5 ivs My rotoms are 5 ivs I really hope Atomic posts soon... Slutty steve I dont remember that Wait wait, you sent a support request for this? Sorry I actually meant 13 and 14. Though come to think of it, I wish I could have background on the vast majority of these damn photos... How do we lose money in Euros but gain money in pounds when compared with 11/12? Got both of my kitties from Tree House... That's what happens when your mom fosters their kittens. I never would've guessed. Where is it said that X1 only outputs at 30 fps Plot twist: He was cutting the student. So that website actually works $65,000?! What has anarchy-sign to do with bandits? The problem is to find a poor Norwegian, it is one of the richest countrys in the world, you can make more money there by not working then working Purple? \ Not sure if appreciative or mocking This. Every bit. I have a 1920's S&W handejector. Dryfiring can damage the revolver. So im explaining something to my buddy and i start hearing. Click. Click. Click. Click. Why to max W before Q? Cloth 9 I still find it funny that you can't find any actually finished skin on the forums with the "Tuturuu~". How can such an obvious sound not be in any skin? Thanks for using like half the screen for the title image You downloaded it and are using it and you still don't get it? yeah still in alpha. just getting the rough layout down. I guess the feedback/this post then would be more aimed at other map devs? Do they still ban him? Gold Chest. 8 Greens and Champion backpacks Stormsail 20c What's a champion backpack I've been racking my memory, and I don't recall ever seeing anybody wear a fedora in real life outside of a Threepenny Opera performance. What if that was the point? Are you THAT redditor who's a hoarder and chops 5000g worth of wood for a house? There was a post regarding this a while back I am fire, I am death, I... *cough cough*, sorry, got a bit dragged away! Didn't read that comment, don't know why honestly ...What?! I'm still a little cross-eyed Man my wife and I were up in Chicago back last may and a friend of mine who lives up there said we had to go to Malnati's. Holy hell...dat butter crust He was playing Counter-Strike and talking about pc CoD you're the creator? So wait...do they just sleep with other races? I don't know if it's mild enough, I'm not sure I can handle it! I was going to say "keep it up" but in the context of the left photo I thought differently... I feel ya. I went in to a B&M the other day and the co-owner was running a .2ohm coil on his natural...when I asked what batteries he was using he said "the red ones" I got the two headshot bullet kill with an ARX somehow She really shouldn't.. you should have so much more poke/sustain. What's it about? I never said we deserved a spot Browse the internet as if your mother or someone you revere or love is watching over your shoulder and judging you. Or maybe put a picture of them next to the computer as motivation (as long as you don't fap to that what the hell is this? is this a breasts down there or what??? i got that problem aswell its pissing me off sometimes Blue freaking rays even comes from it where can i get these asians are so wierd I think you might have been on the phone with my neighbor Your mouse is looking really comfy Guys, crazy idea here...but what if....Kaido doesn't have a devil fruit? Joke? People with that kind of humor need help maybe this time less was more? I honestly thought you were Kate Middleton for a second there ༼ つ All that stuff for only 2 days What? Yes! But also freaky that I could just pop into labor at any time! Hey guy's just an update for what's going down with the whole "Hey I'm lost". I just went to the AES here in Orlando and spoke with one of the guys there, he was very helpful and was willing to help me out with pretty much anything lol. I will be taking my Tech test next month so that I can start communicating. I want to thank all of you guys for helping me out and offering study aids and advice. Also I picked up a Diamond SRJ77CA Antenna for the radio, it's pretty tall Thank you! Haha, I don't think I can outdo this one. I think everyone is going to be pretty disappointed from here on out. 315 God yes. I would be laying awake at night seeing his face and hearing his evil laugh coming straight at my face from the door. What if, on the molecular level... kief is just frozen pizza. If I'm supposed to bolster income by renting out my own room occasionally, where am I supposed to live at the time? I think he's becoming self aware of his own body heat Doubley so if you wiggle your screen up and down Holy cow, reddit is suddenly responsible for 80% of the visits to my website in all time What did Monte say to Bjergsen??? That's an absurdly amazing difference! You are getting tattooed tomorrow, but don't know what you're getting? But in the article he is specifically referring to the types of exercise that are specialized and extreme. If the workouts you're thinking of are not specialized and extreme, then his argument does not even apply My entire reddit comment history.... What the hell are you doing being a dick on a 5 month old thread ? The farm is a **HIM**!? We're so fuckin blessed man. We could have the Browns' ownership If you think about it this all happened because OpTic dropped Merk The significance is that BIGFOOT, WEREWOLVES, GOBLINS, MOTHMAN, etc. ARE ALL ALIENS!!!!! ༼ つ (Broski here - we can post here....right? f( Is that Edgar and Maya? Are you PewdiePie? If the makers of skyrim made a lotr game I'd love to be able to get .cum How would you straighten something like that out, anyhow? I guess a hair dryer and gently moving it with your fingers? Who knew that #2 is Batman? How did you know! .... /u/jauk he could be a leftover from the invasion on our server a few weeks back Was that reference to misfits? Just watched that episode like 10 minutes ago... Some serious angle there Damn Wonder if he did the same thing to those fishing guys Holy shit! ** On my phone so this may be riddled with misspellings and errors, so bear with me. I had just gotten a haircut (friends dad owns a hair salon) so my family and his family went out for supper later that night. No biggie, we always do this, it's good times. So after diner, my friend and I go to his basement and we light a bowl and start playing video games. My family lives in another town, quite a bit away, so I'm spending the night. Well, I thought my parents left for home already, but apparently they too came over to my friends house and they were all sitting on his porch talking. About 20min after we smoked I get a call. Its my dad and he want me to come up and say goodbye before they leave. **OH SHIT!!!** Were both just start feeling it too. We start freaking out, found a bottle of fabreeze, spray that shit everywhere, and hope for the best. Friends dad knows what we did, he just calmly says, "stay cool, act normal." *Easy for you to say. My parents are fully against it* So we step out on too the patio. First thing my mom says, "Hey! Come sit on my lap!", in a normal, loving tone. where's the dude on the motorcycle? Fuuuu, those are some great .gifs right there. That tummy So the black guy would've been murdered and the gang of rich kids would've gotten away with it? Yeah, so preferable.... What? I'm confused figured out how to fix it :) so it dm anymore but found abit strange at first i was like Bayonetta mods? Do you eat fish... Dont know, full inbox >.> and some are still eggs Oh, damn, that sucks. You live near my grandfather Cost 100 mana Or God forbid....Snorting kief!!! Oh indeed - I don't find that to be the confusing part. What's confusing is this seeming skewed positioning of logic regarding the australians Mine is how'd you know What the. Sweet jesus what the fuck?! i have no idea what im looking at... They have invented a spray on condom! The melting in that match was unreal There's always gotta be a troll huh? lol This was taken at Anime Los Angeles 2014 that happened on the weekend of Jan 10-12th. I only just finished and wore it that weekend so it would be impossible for anyone to have gotten that photo "a month ago" when the event didn't even exist in that location yet. * I feel like I've seen someone post this exact comment before At the risk of sounding superficial, WTF was going on with her hair at 2:13?! If i was me I would've done it anyway Sorry I disconnected! 1912 Bubonic plague was cured first in Puerto Rico after only 92 days. First place in the world that got cleaned, very good job 1006 Hours? I love anthropology, psychology is cool, I want to learn neuroscience, futurology sounds cool, I don't exactly know what you mean by singularity, and my reaction to thr last one is I wonder why. Yup. The first time I saw it I was like ...woah That is a nickname for the male organ I've never heard before. i hate it how when bot engies are announced you get bounced up into the air This team would get to challenger but it would just have everyone sucking up to the team simultaneously. Anddddd toplane would feed hard. Mid would farm too much while botlane would constantly fight Just imagine the guy that's gonna see this on the security videos. ( Pretty sure the dad was Ethan Hawke So you wanna see Bardock? Is it in Grafton? Are you? Our lab is using that same label tape (paper?), and we just got a new lab with those same cabinets. Slightly freaked out until I confirm you're not actually a labmate A lot of my seniors in NS seem quite busy though... Will I really have that much free time in PES C? Oh god, is the really going to be an Apple vs PC flame war? Lol wut. Boobs We're both talking King of the Hill, right? Ctrl + F, no Joffrey? I've done this literally every single time I've played that mission since it came out in '99. Why the hell would anyone *not* do this?? WTF is with this community and high fives what's acca? Death is never the answer. You want to use punishment as a way to deter future crimes, but death merely means that they have to kill all witnesses or take care to use deadly enough force such that any bystander will have to die. For me it was in FF7 when Cloud [gets mako poisoning](/spoiler). The sound he makes when you interact with him + the haunting music? Creepy as, bro Why shouldn't you always go to failure? I always have on working sets.. Yeah the APAP scare is kind of ridonkulous. Yeah you don't want to be taking 2G of apap a day everyday for 3 months... but one time fucking use? Like omg Imagine all the wasted product and then trying to get it of O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O 3.733Mhash Regular SRTT is censored? What am I missing out on? I have a fear boner That is from a film though isn't it? Hydrocodone and weed :O. Had to leave the ice behind I'm in love with your entire face wow dude, you should get banned for that comment like srs.. If you pee on it will it make your wood bigger? Jesus, I'm a pale fair skinned red head who works night shift and that picture makes her look whiter than I am. holy shit $2000 fine Thats... unusual Holy crap that's me. You....can eat broccoli raw? Cant be any worse than an avocado seed Someone should bring me a breakfast sandwich...I've been at work for 2 hours. It's 8:30. Could easily tell it was the same dude doing them all, but they still felt very accurate somehow i grew up around foreigners and more often than not I saw people use this in a demeaning way. If that represents how it's most often used, then I have a pretty good reason for calling it out. However, I am aware that the plural of anecdote is not data, so, that's why its subjective. And I can hate what I want right, as long as its peacefully I HEARD THERE WAS FLYIN' BITCHES ON REDDIT! Woo! Worthless at work! xD No one has noticed my Therefore they made the wall higher instead of fixing the hitboxes? TIL Is the subwoofer mounted..... on the wall...? I was just confused Yes! I will get back to you with that picture! I work in accounts payable/accounting at a construction place. I started off by dressing nice but it's gotten down to jeans and hoodies with occasional nicer outfit. Whenever I dress better, I get asked if I'm going to interviews and coworkers behave weird for a day I've been doing this for years I thought it was the norm "Rest in Peace"... in peace You can change your loadout in the inventory when you're dead Yeah I'm pretty suprised too. Wait what. It isn't canvas? I remember being new and not being able to read what my sister was trying to say to me because the chat box was so congested with spam. One of the few first things I figured out was how to create and edit filters in chat just so she could help me learn more about the game, haha. Yeah...she's got a pretty accurate name What's wrong with Protean? Man, it's WONDERFUL! Just found this subreddit, and man.. the joy u've spread here is off the charts :D. I'm soo keeping my eyes open for any cupons Well, yes. It's hard to take someone seriously when he uses those "x___________x" " OH GOD. REALLY?! Talk to the billboard in any major cities. They direct you to quests appropriate for your level. This girl looks like my college math teacher It's 5 minutes away from me too ... I'm on to you gmcb007 What the actual FUCK?! No one how do i wet apply? Ah thanks, I always forget to look there Shit indeed haha thanks. I guess I need to learn how to receive these donations, I'm new and noob Why have I never gone to /r/Pizza thanks The smiling man looks exactly like my calc professor How many Thai hookers you met in whole life? It's in the description At my school, we call it cabbage. I like Tony's personally really? not sure why this is downvoted that first hook on kennen when hook just flied next to minion Well then, best advice I can give is to make sure you play the ball back in your stance! Keep that shit low or you might find yourself in a spot of bother. Fun story; I played there a week after Tiger did, while he practiced for the British Open there. On the 16th, par 5, I hit a driver, 5 wood then a 7 iron to the green. Tiger hit drive sand wedge over the back That metal can...I remember If you get meat with the skins you don't even need to use any additional oil. I just buy chicken thighs or leg quarters, sprinkle salt and pepper on both sides, and cook. It's so easy, yet when I have people over they are always impressed Ah that was a very helpfull video, but that makes this ad Yvonne did a bit more confusing I work at a hotel front desk... I'm actully at work right now! Sure did. But I'm still not sure what went down there Why didn't he hero power and kill them The more effort Ozil puts in, the wider his eyes become That's your best thing? ... 6 new flavors of popcorn which were good in the shack while tasting but disgusting at home Need. More. Wumpa Fruit. Dude, what the heck. I love Doolin's. More to the point, I love our rivalry. First Portland-Vancouver MLS game, I'm up there, we spoil the opening of BC Place with a 1-0 win, and then head to Doolin's. I walk in decked out in Timbers gear, the first person in Caps gear I see starts walking up to me, I start thinking "uh oh" ... and he extends his hand and says, "I just want to say thanks for coming" and shakes my hand. How did you make this gif? I must know. So smooth I thought my account had gotten hacked or something Wait, now I'm confused. I've read *Watership Down*, and I enjoyed it, and I definitely don't remember finding any deaths in it to be particularly disturbing. What is wrong with you?! You *want* to live in a world where Trollocs are real? HOLY FUCK WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT vapexhale cloud made my volcano look like a bitch! I love when she says her friends don't use cause 'they're athletes" The fact that so many people actually watched this video is ridiculous What are the differences between wakfu and dofus? I played that game religiously until the release of frigost 1. I always want to go back but its extremely hard to find 6 other people willing to put in the same time as me and my friend. Kind of interested in wakfu since its a 6 man party Sure there was no Teemo in the game.. because u can't see him, but he's watching you! holy cow i just got my wiped character back thanks to this post ಠ_ಠ ---> My breathing was fine during that chapter. I put the big Z on my bass and the other sticker on... A beer coozie. Which seems kinda strange to me, considering DFW got 4 inches of ice in December and that didn't happen Wait, you don't read books that aren't NYT Bestsellers? Maxing your car out while not wearing a seatbelt? My first word was "anal prolapse." wat I don't know who you are I spent more time than I'm willing to admit trying to understand what the fuck a tie had to do with Gmail. I've never seen that cover for Human After All before Thats actually a pretty good Teemo tactic Yep. Down to just you! Well what I'm looking for is exactly that D: Moon Ball, 5IV, Timid, Foreign WTF Melo has 37 points at halftime You forgot 'dat ass' your timestamp is from the future Oh. What is happening What this tells me is what we all already knew. A lot of players feel obligated or forced to play whatever is high tier, and perform poorly with them instead of playing a god that isn't considered a must - have. I understand strategy to deny the opposing team a Thor or zeus, but Gods that are rarely picked up seem to be performing well. I wish people would just play what they're best at in each role. A great Bastet is preferable to a bad Thor. However, then the enemy team gets a possible great Thor. This just made me realize I want to play on my PC and on the PS4. After I tried, it told me it was invalid friend code, might want to double check it, not sure Just really curious, you answered my question and I appreciate that! Just kind of trying to figure out what to anticpate as we are moving to Phoenix soon and one of the first things someone said to me was "oh... well... lets hope your ward isn't full of Utah Mormons!" 6IV? When Daron Cruickshank flexes, check out his right bicep Jim? It's like it's flexing towards and away from you at the same time, like some kind of translucent quantum state. Traded 3 Giratinas over the past week, so uhhh not really? don't see it Where can I find this image, I will print it onto a shirt for myself that is strange..Usually it's the children who are annoying I don't think so This thing creeped me out so much the first time I watched it. Marijuana I just briefly looked through his comment history. I don't see any evidence of ''pointless'' responses and as such I'm not really sure what your problem is? this was posted 4 months ago... Still cringey, but those other comments would just make me laugh uncomfortably, as opposed to block that person and actively avoid them... shit man, you had to fight through *piles* of misunderstanding I'm suddenly really lucky with these hatches i don't get why wolves are popular This isn't how I remember it ...WHAT off the road... That sounds like a scare together we even out, out of 10 pokemon I got 8 females Oh my god I've never seen this show but I suddenly need to. Wth...I love my cats so much. They only go in the litterbox..even when it's messy. I'm so lucky Hater just keeps getting funnier with every new episode! And I can't believe Peepers killed two people Woah. Very cute. It looks really uncomfortable for the lil guys, though. all that tyre smoke Hmmm... fair enough, allthough OPs text is confusing enough that I feel like my interpretation of what he said might also work o_O... might just be because Im somewhat sleep deprived though... I do believe that it is important to be straightforward about feelings once you actually know what they are. So yeah, OP is probably kind of being the stereotypical "friendzoned" person that thinks being nice conveys romantical interest through some weird x-chromosome magic. And Im the stereotypical guy on the internet without any real reading comprehension whatsoever that I usually tend to complain about Fallidor? Is that a new city or something But the maps not done yet All dat ass tearing? How'd you get him to be blue? # same Fuck me, put a NSFL tag on that i didnt see the game but the first of the bo3 SSO got just one kill. You're a ex smoker of 20 years and you learned this today? Close to 18k interest a day Hell I'm even okay if it's a dude and like a sexy trap. Well... it will just take time. But if he's 3x your weight... dang he needs to lose some weight. :p my girl is tiny 5'3 at 110lbs and i'm 6' 180lbs and it's taking her months to base me, but she can do it now... i'd be scared too if i had to base someone that was 300lbs Did not know about aztec 2 Only Death?! That's one of the silliest things I've ever heard. Super Mario 3D World wasn't even a Miyamoto game, he's scaling back. And it was amazing. tamal? What kind of motherboard comes with only 2 SATA sockets? And they used strange shit language so nobody can understand But he posted the statistical evidence in his comment The same thing happened to me...but I was in the Atlanta airport Wow that does look like a pretty damn epic backdoor Seriously?! ( Can no one spell Sylvanas here? the evil stepsisters are Freys! But the frame rate is identical for the gif version? Whoops nvm I'm blind that a big tip I've only ever used 2 fingers for all 3 buttons; using my pointer finger as left/middle click and my middle finger for right click... Is there something wrong with me?? This man has the most perfect eyes *EVER*! According to gazeta.pl Yanukovich just offered the prime minister position to Jaceniuk ~~TIL blue and purple side are called Order and Chaos ( Is there something like a passive shooter? You know. For your protection. Holy shit this is fucking god tier The moon is orbiting backwards They... Probably don't get nearly enough fiber in their diet. Oh. Lol well then. Gotta evolve that pichu in my spare time! These second wave options can go either way though. It can make the game much more easy through 80 aim rookies, but also rather silly through like 60 aim colonels... so not sure if that helps with fixing the difficulty curve I know that I'm not suggesting that Benedict actually hit the ground What a throw by XDG This deserves some kind of literary award thats a lot wtf , is that Faye Mata Voice of Lulu behind curse working as a riot staff member ? I never opposed the protests, I just went on to answer /u/ Connor Brown behind gauthier??? Reddit justice? What. How does one record but not save? Record literally IS saving video I don't think it would be possible to write an article with fewer details. nV just beat Denial on Denial's dual host Just rewatched it too and it looks like your right. It's so wierd because I could have sworn he said it. Like I have the Emory of it in my head So, that's where the 2 thousand missing people from last night's Havoc game were. Alright, so let me make sure, basically I'm giving you the shiny marill and goomy for mewtwo and it's megastone? And really Amazing... How do you create something like that? Ah, ok. That sounds scary I got two rares in one pack... this is wtf material I have no clue. I am a super friendly/touchy person. This is the least "German Shepard" looking "G.S.D mix" I've ever seen I want one. Now. Oh whoa. I just realized this is why my sister says that all the time Haha warmer yeah... but that half foot of snow isn't helping much. Holy fuck I just looked at the Monday forecast How come it looks so easy compared to now? I guess that's a good thing. No more campers. Also, not sure if that's a girl or pre-puberty boy only 3 months ago I experienced an involuntary natural childbirth...hurt like a mofo! My doctor had a heart attack and when I went into labor I got the misfortune of having the on call doctor...who didn't"believe" in administering epidurals or anything. And my daughter got stuck. IT looks disgusting for curry Ahh no.. and I didn't have the heart to refuse the trade even tho the name was like.. whoa weird, my dad and i were just watching this not even 20 mins ago.... Reseting gold on Doublelift WHAT I couldn't imagine trying to play on a phone. Really?! I am from Romania, currently living in US. When I went to visit my country as an adult I noticed a great emphasis on superstition & religion. I even got kicked out of a cab I ordered bc my mom & I got inside the car in the same door & the cabby thought it was "bad luck". All the cabbies pray every time they past by a church n touch their rear view mirror crosses... Thats actually really interesting! I had no idea they did that. Makes the story slightly less horrible since harvestmen can't bite (people) but still... I'm all itchy just thinking about it now Is the old guy on the boat dead or just taking a nap? Because Link camped his lane...It's easy to win when you are 3v2 For a second there I thought you weere going to give a link to DrunkScarra's twitter All of my cities had Universities (except one, where I was building it) hence the +310/turn (which I think is pretty high You and me are the same age Pretty sad that you didn't turn him in for hitting you, but did turn him in because you wanted to spite his son. I can't stop looking at this for some reason Sometimes people just do that.... don't put any weight on it. Quite a while ago I had a class with this guy and we sat in the same row. Every once in a while he would be forced to sit next to me, and he really seemed to dislike it. And would move if possible. I remember thinking at the time, "WTF dude, do I smell bad? Why do you hate me so much? I've never talked to you!" Oh woah, it gives out transmog potions?! I didn't see those on the list... I HAVE a lingual frenulum but I can do that as well.. I can also touch what I believe to be my adenoids with my tongue good god, i didnt say any of that I knew a girl that kept an Altoids box full of her toenail clippings. Where did it go? that guy in the second picture looks like a kid That's a lot of bonus xp that you have there Isn't that what scumbags are supposed to do? You mean like... Virtualbox? Friendly FYI: The apostrophe is not necessary for pluralization :) Though I've read there are very rare cases where they are apparently Damn bazinga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That stock That looks so weirdly clean It's not in a bad way, I'm just really surprised. Why isn't this marked as NSFL Does that work? My sister thought she was sushi about to get sliced on a conveyor belt. I thought it was weird, until I started reading all of these I was 10 years old in 1990. It feels crazy weird to vividly, almost perfectly remember a time that was 24 years ago. Anything is possible You can't post on AmIUgly and get upset over criticism. The point of posting on a subreddit like this IS TO BE criticised.. There is a comment on here that shows some redditors obviously can't take a joke. Also grammar Nazis are real. Make Samus a fastfaller. Wat ?? People want Scatterbugs? It's like printing money. Uhhh, it's apparently gone Tupac's alive? A big death claw??? This is the first I've heard I am giving serious critique to some really good ones and just cringing at some others, but this one legitimately made me So. Much. Dust. I went there (among other countries) when I was 16 for scouting (Boy Scouts). I also discovered home made plumb schnapps there too Lol I was actually joking... Imagine if Vivec-Monalisa was the banner am I legit seeing "puny" and "Sun Wukong" in the same sentence?! Wait wait... is this an ilussion made by her "wonderbras" or does Jessica really have big boobs? Too late. You're entered. I'm going to rig it so you win And that smell Alas, not for the Coast Guard. Sometimes I question if our technology can actually do its job Wait I thought what you got was that prerelease box and that only had the set that its the prerelease of ie BNG for BNG, Theros for Theros, RTR for RTR, and etc Nether? I don't know where the hell you guys went to school, but I was most certainly taught that in sex ed and as early as like 5th grade That attack chain is incredibly OP with Quinn's Sais Holy crap, that's way more doge than I expected to ever see in a tip whaaaaaaat dude I know it's only like a dollar but still I feel like getting you a little steam game or something Yeah, I can't tell if one of those voices is a girl or 14 year old dude Great idea but I have no idea how distribution would work Isn't it pretty normal to max shuriken on bounty first? Haven't seen anyone do it otherwise Seems like a good range of options, you can draw a picture or commit a felony to win a ps4. I'm going with huge cocaine line letters, I think that is the media to best convey "partying hard". The part that scares me the most is the fact that he is urging people with no artistic talent to write all over public space. Why?!?!? That would be awkward as fuck you aren't live I feel like we're the same person reliant on US and European financial institutions? i wonder if my level 5 hogs could jump those walls Wait what? I thought it was free 2 play? Dat oversaturation. My eyes! Pleas sir. Cable management. i always thought it was short for "procure" as in x weapon has a chance to procure y effect. hey i know Zerker Yeah, I'm actually not really sure what I'm being downvoted for I'm super jealous of her hourglass figure. Seriously, dat hip to waist ratio Yea that's what it looks like. Going from eating 3500 calories a day to 2500. I was only eating about 1800 before I started bulking Holy shit, you did a GREAT JOB! I think you just broke my acrophobia People download porn? I googled her, she is dead Fastest fill ever I have been reading a little on the nation on the wiki the last couple of days. that image is weirdly accurate wow thats dangerously big seventeen* Wait, did you just trade me a 4IV Shiny for 1 5IV Look at all those bones I've had no screen scratches on mine. No protector. And i carry it in the pocket with my keys -_- it's a gorilla glass screen it shouldn't get wrecked so easily I just hate looking around for what phone I might like. So far I've had an iphone, a htc hero (free from a friend) and currently a Nokia Lumia 900. 3 different OS's and different styles. drives me insane after a while Lol same here, tots worth. Gotta hope for good luck with these females Sounds like a really scientific way to look at the issue good thing i spent 5 hours getting 3 boxes full of dittos to get every nature this didnt even happen when I was a kid the year beast... thats gonna be some giant horse with no dick in it that's what i tried to explain, very clearly, and that's the response i got. gave up tree doctor. i mean healing people with trees, not trees with people You're being judge now by the internet I've been in almost the exact same situation as you! I'm also East Indian, and once dated a Korean girl. Although, my parents are not nearly as extreme as yours Where did Ziggs go last fight? Holy shit, i need that button There's an Eve TV series I have never met anyone who has ever been arrested for anything Or meerkats are mere cats If only you were in Toronto, I could so do this. Buffalo is only 2 hours away. And I just realized that I still owe you a letter! Holy crap, that's crazy about the hidden serving in chocolates. ( I'm usually making 3-8k profit on my one stars. Imagine their Super Bowl commercial... isn't it against the law to assault anyone Wow grandma, did you finally decide to lay off the extra meds? What is the blue all over it?? Thats. Strange assumption. Indeed, it wasn't funny at all I really like this post! It shows out there who are redditing on /r/FinalFantasy. Also I wonder who is the 1 "Other"? how are you newly single Holy crap you caught a wild pokemon with pokerus Thanks for it back! Had me concerned for a bit there. This also nicely explains why kunai are so good No sorry, that was...months ago I think haha! I can't find anything with jbl dancing Holly!! So beautiful I had to look at that many times before realising that isn't a macbook. Wait did I just say bake salad How in the hell does a bot respond? Jesus, you really have to trust your pit crew. the pool i am mining at is nonstopmine, my balance finnaly update after 17 hours and i only got 14 doge coins for a all that time mining at a a 100 kh/s I... really don't know. pre-jon means "before jon", doesn't it? You...don't date girls but you like gamer girls and think they're cute... wtf is happening below Wait are you revfur? i notice you always comment the same thing, did you know the gym is actually used for people to go and get fit? i never knew people went there and instantly were fit months/ i barely have 2 months on reddit Why He has a zipper on his belly. "Objective definition of a game" Prepare your down arrow. Honestly if you feel self-conscious watching Lucky Star and Azumanga then you will probably be miserable trying to watch Sakura Trick ... There's a subreddit for Minecraft skins with particular head textures? Sometimes they scream bloody murder when they're just playing normally with each other. It's annoying and confusing. two inches What icon could I use for iblank? Good GODS. That'd blow out my entire calorie budget for a **day**! You wanted to be a stripper when you were a child? Wot? Sweet Sassafras! More pictures of this chubbster and his scarf! This....seemed more depressing than cringey What is she doing to that dog? why the hell would you want to get out of shape? And it has a manual safety. A *revolver* with a *safety*. Lolwut. Oh god. My name is Cody. I had a friend named Nathan in my kindergarten class and I vaguely remember an embarrassing fart situation from that time Damn, that's expensive THE CHAMPIONS' CURSE BEGINS TO STRIKE Yeah, I just found that too, and was like Men varför översätter du till arabiska? Eller är det bara jag? Real question is what made you pick him that many times Huh. I think that looks awesome. Wonder why people didn't like it I finally found some. Deep underground growing in some purple slime. apparently but i live here and havent met a single one Hack? he got 0 recoil and a crosshair? This was me last night... I really wanted that creamy blue cheese with some crackers... but it's so fattening Similar to "toight" in Dutch. ahhhh i missed this - how long are you running this promo? Wait what? Britney Spears and VHS tapes coexisted? What do you eat to make it through the day on 1,200 kcal? Uhh You only have 6 friends and family? I play in NA with 150 to 160ms... but I'm from Argentina leeel. You guys have horrible routing I was amazed. I seen it online, but it wasnt free? $49.99 for 2 year.. more for whatever and then $449.99 for month to month. I dunno, it doesnt bother I got it and my data so Im good =) Thanks though... unless theres a loophole How is this so long I hear ya! Who the hell cares? Is that a russian blue? Uggghh I want one Ouate de phoque How can you not have a bag addon?! Been to a bunch of different Carrabas. None of them had trees on top. .....intonation...on the internet...in wiriting....doesn't... okay, whatever. 2.2 or 2.0? >Also, why in hell would they break their RNG laws for such a dumb reason? Jesus. That's never happened to me This was taken in *Maldon*?! Had no idea there were mods Possibly? Don't worry - I'm sure your next drop will be for one of the DLC characters that you don't own... He hasn't harbored, we weren't locking him in a box for him to hide him. He just happened to live in the area. I do have a separate space and make sure I am really hygienic, I sanitize my hands and tools, use gloves, a face mask, etc. but I will definitely look at all of the FDA-approved requirements because I haven looked into that How many languages do you know? don't know if sarcasm Oh my god I forgot about that :D That kept me sane on the way back from France, I sware Those are some clean corgi toes WTF You calling an 8 year old hot? Thanatos don't jumping We should make this a disney movie Whoops, my bad XD Didn't pay attention. I put it on filter hunter and it showed me this... **once** Yes, you are right. It is strange because I never dissambled my cube Why would a woman have a beard? I would imagine! Back when I hatched this Eevee I didn't know it was HP Ice so I left it to sit in my box as a treasure since it was the first shiny I ever got, I shortly hatched a flawless 5 IV Shiny Eevee around 26 eggs later o_o... You must give 2x of the doge back.. not get more.. A friend told me a story about some commenter that thought using "clown" as a derogatory word was offensive because "clowns have been at the forefront of many social justice movements." Ancient CityShip!!! Perved on her so hard when I was younger, only recently realizes that it's who plays Jean Grey in the X-Men movies It looks like Donkey Kong Interesting... But I never went to what Americans call "college"... I was just in school for 12 years... 9 years in elementary school and then 3 in a "vocational school", according to Wikipedia :P Seems that not many countries even have that He has a *huge* fist too I've never even bothered to watch his streams because he always titles his broadcasts shit like 'OMG WAT? Volvo doto Cannot be unsmelled A friend of the family told me I shouldn't be bringing my three year old to the dentist because she waited until her son was five O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ Nice, my landlord did this recently...no compensation, and although we were giving some notice (aka sometime between these 14 days) they didn't even bother to check if I was home, just started taking off my windows from the outside at 9 in the morning while its 20 degrees outside > WTF is wrong with my posting history That takes so long to makes one god. Oh no, RNG? My mortal foe! Sweet, thanks! The difference is huge They have a tournament called MvP? Meat Loaf?? What in the world.. ??? It just occurred to me that I'm no longer in /r/bdsm **Edit: Guys, I was being ironic. Sheesh. Me too. I get worried with plot resetting, because what if it takes all day Fucking good luck is all I can say My ex used to be this way. I'd ask where she wanted to eat and she always said she was up for anything. One by one, all of my suggestions got shot down until she picked anyways. Never understood that. it will be so hard to go high ground againts a tinker, March + 4 rocket spam Why were you trying to read the Iliad in fifth grade? I'm a libertarian (market anarchist)... Hehe, nice! but it would make a slight difference? Really? Over a teddy bear Lone Druid Bear how is that even possible? Okay, wow. This was amazingly sexy all around -- your squeezing technique, the way it leaks out in multiple places. I'm curious why it's underground with artificial light and all that digging when you could've just built it on the surface. Or is she going to go from there on up…? Its nuts. That suit wasnt "sexy" in any way and youd be hard pressed to know I was a girl unless you looked into the hood - it was little more than a fuzzy potato sack. I go to a lot of cons in the southeast - and most people are cool with manners and not touching people at random - but it seems like the anime cons are the WORST about people (especially girls) putting their hands on people both unannounced and unasked. oh wow Witchcraft. They need his blood for some profane ritual I wouldn't know what to do without coffee at least once a week Oh, okay, so why did the voice of Mitt Romney haunt me just now? last time i saw Amy she was at Aquasilk place .... that's all i'm saying Or they sold them all for crack, and got knives instead. Yes, probably zato. What do you mean pre-buy battle sets I DID A GRADIENT LAST NIGHT WITH MY THREE AND I FORGOT TO TAKE A PICTURE. OCZ made PSUs? That's news to me Wait .. people still ban Kass? She looks like Cassie from Skins Holy hell the world is strange as fuck. Dude... not that this is wrong in and of itself, but just how insecure can you possibly be? Hmm.. I just noticed that you're a mod in this subreddit and you wrote a book about dreams. I feel like I'm talking to a celebrity. > OCZ made PSUs? That's news to me Where? Holy shit that really does look like Lester Well unless you're Houdini, getting off that safely would be to easy either! Hope you had a homeward bone or similar whoa, what was that What Resolution do you play in? 6,600 DE... even if you did, it's loads faster... i had installed the alpha on another machine that did not have a dogecoin wallet before and it synced the entire chain faster than it took my computer to sync around 3-days worth How did I miss that You did what? I thought a leave did the same thing as a loss Wow! I wish I had the guts to zap my BD pet, but I wouldn't want her to change species/color, or go back down to level one. Those cheekbones I switched over when the nexus 5 was released, really fast all around town. Sometimes hitting 20-30 megs down, in dallas I was hitting over 90megs down in some parts Holy pokeballs, you wrote a lot! Any news of a SoCal server? Fremont is pretty far No Well at least 8-10 XD I think I should give other people a chance though haha. Otherwise they won't be able to trade with you VVV? Genius I know people are creepy. .. . .but really man? How does someone not notice their backs being scratched? that poor helmet! That was really nice to read. I went through the same panic when I came out at the start of this year, if only I got to have as fresh of a start as you though wtf happened, I wasn't even making fun or anything why is it that in all of these videos NO ONE WEARS GLOVES!? He's seen some shit man. When i Google "What the fuck is in his mouth?" i get completely different results Terrelle Pryor How are you supposed to read it then? Same how do you know she isn't sneaking out just like you did? What the heck are you doing here go back to world of tanks It might be my selftaught technique, but hours of furious knitting in the ZONE it is crazy how warm this January has been up here ... I kinda figured this would be the first response. Telling hipsters to shave their beards is edgy these days? ... And you have? just walked into your safari and found a shiny growlithe It's up to 60 minutes now. The suspense is killing me Sometimes my heart will start beating extremely fast when I'm playing sport. I'm talking, unnaturally fast...and I also get a tight chest and the fast beating usually ends up going away instantly from a blood rush Sexul augmentat And what is budding? Ack - Left out the word "wont" - Not sure how that happened Eminem | Cats. Thad an interesting dichotomy insane deck i never thought that it was that accurate we'll need a link to that Ah thanks. Now I know what happens if you do it in different ways. Not too happy with the result of the spread out thermal paste. he applies his nut sauce? Why reddit down vote you? Who would pay for a Titan? For that I have no idea what's fair can't..... stop ..... LISTENING!!!!!!!!!! You got carried away with around 7.6m exp? I'm far too addicted to synchros to play blackwings effectively. That level 7 is just too tempting I don't honestly know if I am going to use it at all.. But spikes .. That pic looks cool, but that doesn't look even remotely like Neith how does asking about how a game handles stats make me a casual wow Dense diamonds+Fortune III= what costume is that in game? What the hell, Force India. No one mentioned the powder yet.... Right now it's warmer in Alaska than it is in Ohio. Haha, sometimes when I go to music shows this happens. Girl start asking me if they can hang out with the band after the show and I'm like. WAT? All over the walls too Terracotta pot and ripped up leaves and grass. I used to make rabbit souffles and pies. Kurwai..... (Spoilers ALL) Did anyone else see this coming? Daenerys got Ceasared by the Iron Throne Just seems odd, doesn't it. The fact that this country produces an absolutely absurd amount of food and is becoming more unwilling to feed its citizens. That said, could probably just raid the fields here at night if you were really starving. Protein may prove difficult, though Excellent responses. Really - you stayed level-headed and were fair throughout. You don't owe your mom, or anyone, your forgiveness, and you're absolutely right to maintain distance. Some of those instances you mentioned... Pikachu is a girl? Yeah I'm not big on Chromium/Chrome either, but any port in the storm I suppose. I'm just unnaturally picky, I think. You should see the problems I have with distributions and window managers Yeah. I read a D&D book back to front when I was a kid and still didn't understand it, because I couldn't really conceive of just how much the DM controlled. I remember thinking, "But how does *time* pass? Cute, but you should probably make sure the baby isn't allergic to cats Wow, are these all products in development? This company is making a PCI slot expansion card that also runs on USB power and can deliver 64 GH/s? Is this for real? added. Is Paras important for chain breeding Breloom?, I can't see Parasect being used on his own purely unintentional, unless my subconsciousness meant it.. 750 "i dont gi-ve....a flying....shit(fish)...." * fish flies off screen * "the hell did i just see I get to see the dreamer play again 12 weeks for me when strangers started to notice! I can't find the source so maybe I dreamed that up. So many money hungry people CRAZY. wow! my dog is a jack russell terrier and i think he has some competition now My god her waist looks so tiny WOO! Yay for the productives!! I'm still in my jammy-jams and haven't had breakfast yet. I NEED FOODS. ^^and ^^bearded ^^mens Idk.... How long were you fucking the Hippo for? Seems like this worked Shuckle I can get over not being a turtle... but this is more or my pride im fighting for now Theres like 5 different anime's being yelled, which the fuck is it? Life in the Ukraine... Honestly, i have no idea what i have. The brush is an omega boar. I haven't a clue what the soap is.. It was like 4.99 at shoppers drug mart. Something something sandalwood :S You got the razor correct. .. Spine? I watched the trailer for 28 Days Later thinking that exact same thing. It left scars Nice splash art, he looks like he's giving us the finger. Is he for real? I read this title as "Someone found a dozen dead deer next to the road and decided to stand it up" uh... It is if you are Bane from Batman That is a ridiculous amount of battlepacks. All shotguns and DMRs unlocked too?? How ironic, b/c that's where I came from... Sidnei is a beast Why a new card for Sun Wukong? Are they reducing the Ziggs Q cost ? Like, for real ? I just had to dump 4 subs I didn't want people knowing I moderated That makes sense. I guess I should stop drinking my morning coffee for now. That's going to be rough. But what about Wesker pulling a missile out of his ass? Silly snorting_dandelions. Facebook hasn't existed for seven yea-... ... Okay, HOW MANY CRYPTO CURRENCIES ARE THERE??? Bitcoin, Litecoin, *dogecoin*? Where does it end? ...that actually makes sense i think Omg i totally forgot Undead Burg That Mouse at 04:53 780Ti and only 1080p? I don't administrate Huh, fair enough, Everest is apparently only 300 mbar An 89 Cavalier. OHHH so what you're saying is that the password is just a random combination that someone discovered and it propagated? Woah I didn't realize that they weren't all hard-coded passwords It's almost as if Blizzard wants to earn money The top two endermen have the creepiest faces. You played a month before arena Hippies are still in? sissy training and diet? .....really. Diff is at 755. what's going on? No.. He called me by my real name. Just not giving it away on here OMW from the island That mew Spencer has shifty eyes Herbie's!! I found a fellow shwa ent! I still have the octopus chair wut how...how can cheering sound like an orgasm? You...lost your copy...twice? which ones are those Doge For some reason a lot of your comments aren't showing up in the thread, but are viewable under your comment history Wtf is up with Fen's feet? ^^ Ooooo, if that's the reason I just found out about Techno Blast's increased power. That'd be pretty insane. Maybe it's knitted? I don't know There was a bug where if you were last to die, it didn't record your kills? I don't recall that ever happening to me, and I was the last alive quite a lot on the gym. Sometimes I'd have games where not all of my kills were counted, but never all of them. Sort of scary from my point of view... Can get easily murdered ............. Sbisa again... What if nothing is real life? Did you build a construction site for your construction site At first I thought that palm tree was an out of focus shot of his huge legs! Happened to me aswell and I just reinstalled the software. It was a newer update when it said no newer update was available. when i built my 347, it was pulling so much vacuum that when it warmed up, the vacuum hoses were collapsing What has been seen... Same here was I the only one that learned recently that theoden was the captain from the movie titanic? Ridiculously photogenic-homeless guy? just wait till he pulls out a triple double pts/rebounds/blocks Oh man!!! And those can turn into a big mess, same as brown recluse. Apparently Texas is indeed the Australia of the states. When I was working in the hospital here in south Texas we had a lady come in who was bitten by a brown recluse a few weeks prior and was doing her best to ignore it, once her husband could fit his fist in the hole in her hip fat he insisted she get seen Did you steal it or what? TethiusPeneGrande Rapist in back of truck, well then.... Oh damn, I forgot he gets Leech Seed...along with Spike Shield that can be deadly 22 likes. **O_O** *It's a small world after all* ** Same. If you give me 2 blue polishes, I can probably tell you which is lighter and which is darker, but give me 10 blue polishes and I'd be completely lost. Sad thing is I minored in art in college This one is going to get buried. I was having a conversion on my cell phone with my mom. .I was getting ready to goto work and cutting it short. Went inside house, back to my car looked all around i told my mom, shit! I can't find my Damn cell phone and I'm running late for with.. She said, how are you taking to me then? Are they making you a deal or something for 20 graphic cards?!?!? *Oh fucking hell!* Must've been a fun login for him assuming he didn't know of the drop. :O >:| ... Why they nerf geb health per level? He was fine really why nerf his health per level? 15 HP in less Holy shit, was watching the recorded game, there was so much energy at Jobing tonight That entire place looks like a land of wonder and happiness... so many crazy lookin' promotional displays Seriously ? I did not know that Too many colors Holy valuables I was testing timing with mine and it worked with the 5am-8pm rule, but I'd just like to be sure since I read this rumor on the gamefaqs forum that certain regions it doesn't work? Which is so weird if it's true. rich shibe You're beautiful! Your nose looks fine :) Long dark hair & big chunky dark-framed glasses would look really great on you. You have really nice eyes, and your body is awesome Oh. My. God. It's not? Or that's she's Australian. Wait what ? I find the PC one much more beautiful, more "Realistic" Lara, and the light/shadow looks better Looking awesome! ... Lamprey Sage. Imagine all the "Dinnerbones" in servers wow... just, wow..... You don't get diesel non-CVT Subarus where you are? Damn. PayPal uses 'industry standard encryption' for their website but gives away credit card numbers on the phone Come minchia ha fatto a non finire nello spamfilter, questo? Whatever you do don't look at yourself in the mirror. I did that once and I was staring at myself for damn near an hour. It's almost as if you don't recognize your own face I had no idea... until now... Because I don't have the whole post written yet? O_o Because I might have stuff to add to it? o_O Because I have a "real life" to attend to? my face automatically went from Except instead of I hvert fald 6 af dem... they are overly romantic...still, after years of marriage. I mean, yeah it's great! But sometimes I think like...really? Did you just meet? * Flat out denying evidence given to you now. He cut a hole in your mums underwear and hid it in your closet? That is beyond fucked. how the hell would a kog'maw with thresh hook work? would it shoot out of his mouth like a frog? wait there are fairy tail video games agree, i am rich shibe and still didn't figure out how to download ubuntu Photoshop the bags under my eyes first! Oh sure it'd be my luck. "Yeah Clock! I love your new poster but...why is she so tired? Oh, so he did a 180, shot you and continued to do another 180? Damn, that's sick Holy Sh- Wut nemesis is a warrior. But they never named Scylla in spoils. I'm scared that the second voice was so deep. On the picture it seems like its the same hand Omg I saw this commercial last night on adult swim and it actually made me say wtf Allen? so, what is your point? If you don't like your music, how can you expect others to like it? That's a hard phrase to pass off subtly. When I got one this dark I marked it as positive, the next day I had one even darker!! been a long time for me Wow, you just gave away hundreds of dollars worth of coin Is it really? :o! It's perfectly fine over here That detail MOVABLE LADDERS? very relevant username Wait...she came to your college? OMG SWEET BABY RAY'S Those are both perfect My GOD! This man will be the death of me Looks like they eat out a lot, so that is likely only like one meal a day. I couldn't stop myself from reading until the very end. Another controller box What, don't wear cotton? *THEY RECORD ATOM SMASHING?!* Please just get a cable. It already pisses me off to read that you get 999ms My most successful runs seem to come off of losing the first game Where do you get that Dumbass.. :O I was so relieved when I found she's a girl. Before I had ... confused feelings 70+ upvotes and 7 comments? WTF.. So, I thought about it and I asked my parents, and they hit the nail on the head. What happens is Indians LOVE a good bargain. I mean, they thrive on bargains. So let's say I register for a vitamix, right? Well, they find a different food processor on sale, they'll give you that instead because hey, it's generally the same thing, right? Difficulty increase on difficult enough game = Outstanding, oh my GAWD!! Sooo much fire Epilepsy warning Your Jigglypuff makes my Wigglytuff i did a quick search before I posted that and it didn't show up in the search results. The Quebec Canadiens.. ...It's working just fine for me right now Someone goofed when submitting to the events calendar Gawd that was strange timing, I am just watching this episode, saw this post like 5mins before the scene If you get signed up for credit cards, you may just end up with less than nothing of value Looks like a dick...... No koams? Havent played in a while(8 months?) but back in my day, all RF builds needed a koams to actually do damage. ...my SO bought a massive tv. 60 inches Holy crap, I do the same thing. Um... All rabbits have that split in their upper lip. It helps them be able to pick up food with their lips. I checked the site and it just says something about a rabbit's mouth being like a vagina or something weird Really? I need to Google EVEN MORE TEMPTED RIGHT MEOW so strange! did you have a lot of boxes? I am so sorry. My mom once had a parent come at her such that she scrambled over her own desk to get to the office direct-dial phone. He was huge and angry, she was frightened, he was only there because his kid had gotten sent out of class for telling another kid it would be better if they killed themselves. Dad thought his kid didn't deserve to be punished for that. Also, hilariously and probably luckily, I'm pretty sure whoever scammed me actually *wanted* the account, so they didn't trade away any of my pets or items or spend all my neopoints, (aside from most of my good NC items but blah I'll trade and do customs again until I get my favorites back haha), and they also apparently participated in plots because I have more site themes. So like....thank you, random citizen, for at least being an elegant thief? Wh.. why does you being a woman somehow give your opinion more weight? Not saying it doesn't I'm just now worried that all of a sudden I'm going to have to be a lot more suspicious of any and all future girlfriends or wives So it's actually British Too lazy to read all of the comments, but in case it hasn't already been said: I think this is more pervasive in the popular subs, i.e. AskReddit and even Confessions, I've noticed. I think people downvote and attack your comments or questions just for the sake of trolling, but it still doesn't make me feel any better about being confident in some of the stuff that I write on the main boards. So I often just lurk around. AI suite is keeping your PC from booting? You get downvoted if there are no subs. TIL Alex Ich used to be a jungler Give me one. Nao. Yes, I did. regarding the play clock (I even mention it in the comments.. ...just to make sure only straight men will look at them? Hahaha I would be scared if it was a tattoo as well You waited two years and **this** is your first post? cupid teemo i think...golden bow...naked...with wings...without furr Seconding this. WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT WANT THESE I saw a girl on OKC one time who was in her early-mid 20s (don't remember). She already had two kids and was VERY pregnant in her profile pics and mentioned it in her profile. I was like Yes, that was clipart This is so dirty and disgusting that it turns me on So, sometime who is otherwise single and then has a one night stand is suddenly going out with them? Please let it be a joke, I am scared Really....!? Coworker is super religious and today she started talking about the baby being cut in half in the bible. Without even thinking I said "yet another reason not to read the bible!" She just It's awesome that they made those shirts.. But, tbh, it looks really, really creepy. Seriously! I wonder if some people just leave skype running throughout the day so they can watch each other do boring everyday stuff What's with the mirrored PS4 controller? Grown-ups consider actual arguments rather than stupid shit like fixating on usernames when they're all made up anyway. Why would someone do that! Capitalism is characterized by the control of means of production by private owners, which are entitled to the profits therefrom. My gosh, that necessarily implies that those private owners have individual property rights. Go figure. Damn that kitties creepy Then enforcement of those rights is *also* necessarily implied by capitalism according to your own argument that it cannot exist without such. If they do I'll probably be the first person to buy tickets I was watching this thinking the place looked familiar and it turns out its my local mall I've never seen those flowers in my life! I wish I could help you-- Do they have reviews on amazon? come spots.... Why does...this question exist? I don't really know how negatives would apply since I don't use iTunes, can you tell me how it would not be a good thing? I'd think that you could just delete the song after it was downloaded and that would be that, but I am naive when it comes to internet shenanigans. Damn! Man, imagine Kassian and Sestito on blow. Indeed :( However, it's apparently A-OK to put plain yogurt up there if you've got a yeast infection Explain yourself! I know of no sneaky hidden tree slabs. Honda civic? I Haven't seen it yet good! You better not link it Ah, so you do! I think the fire alarm just went off Simba Wait, wouldn't that be incest? That would be 1Trillion-1.5Trillion marketcap You mistook your boyfriend for a female dog? There is so much wrong there, I don't know where to begin.... I'm 19 now, started making YouTube videos back in 2007 but didn't really get into it until the end of 2008. And don't worry, I feel pretty unaccomplished after all this too haha. I have a number of friends with over 100,000 subscribers. (Looks at the dates) I have no idea. your tits are so perfect that they look fake I thought about it for a second, but I think this song was the first time I heard Korean as well. Time has flown by "Whats the point of playing league when the loading screen is longer than the actual game?" Holy shit! Even here in Fargo that would be considered no-go for driving! For realz? Yes that very awful. still have alot moar lets keep this sub going, any vote-ups appreciated (~ The black with the green liners looks sexy as hell. Aaron... Would you be so kind as to FPM me with a quote of what a 5" like our lucky Wags has would do to my bank account? I think I know what my next Sharp Object Purchase is gonna be. What exactly is wrong with that? whooooaa........... I know right if apm is still calculated with game time, that's nearly 30 actions per second on faster Looks like... meat. yum I thought she was a drink ... does MR think that grades are given by popular appeal? So much gold What if Obama works for government? Dafuq? Non è italiano? Internal... damage? Holy fucking crap. 16k score with that setup? That must be one hell of an overclock. I don't get it. How does 7:10 relate to anything? I was going to say sure... but I just checked and all of the ones I have left are female. nomnomnom Plot twist. Federer is a woman and Serena is a man How the hell were they moving all the drugs sold? Were they literally just FedEx and UPSing packages? That's some of the highest toss apm I've seen around. Cain, Abel, Lilith... Anything else we should do... you know... for science? It looks like Edward's arm (from Full Metal Alchemist). I recognise that, first one I got sent to tried to belittle me calling my family dysfunctional and almost make a joke about it and also tried to claim that all my years of depression was due to a boyfriend I had recently dumped for being a jackass, so after the session he asked me how I thought we were getting on and I coldly told him "Well I felt worse than ever after 5min and after 10 I wanted to jump out the window, so it's probably a good idea if I never see you again. He then replied with ; "maybe you should give me at least 5 times just so I have a chance to turn into someone you like" which is the creepiest thing I've ever heard a therapist say ever. question on preference: original (UK) top gear? or the cheesy US top gear that really isn't even top gear if you look at recent seasons? Probably. When I typed it out, I actually had "game winning/tying field goals" and somehow left that excluded in my post Shaker reporting in. I see this guy walk his corgi all the time around my area... Sometimes comes to the library. Not you, is it, OP? Internet isn't real life? actually, it is attractive. Let's be honest here, there can be nice ditzy, like a girl who doesn't know much and wants a Chiron type thing. You know what I mean, where you teach her things and she's into it and such...well it's nice for a while at least; I do like smart girls but I tend to meet the evil ones I think /u/Gigantkranion is talking about people who have the child in their hands when the kid deposits a "gift" into the diaper. I don't care if it was my turn to change the baby, I'd still look at my SO like " I saw this once while mining a moon. Mfw: Wow you're fun. Why is her head so small? Cat probably thinks he has been marked/claimed (> I saw that since I'm in the same neighborhood! I absolutely love celery salt in potato salad. I was riffling through my moms cabinet one day while making it and I was like " I must be the most insulting Terran in the world then Wtf why did you reply that to me? Isn't anyone else annoyed by the URL at the end?! that 'y' just hanging out at the bottom?! Is it just me? I mean... couldn't they have just made the font a size smaller? Look at his fingers... I didn't know that the lines go that deep Oh wow. Don't know what to think about that! Do you plan to post every update in it's own thread? Anyway, in my subjective opinion something about Nose's nose (yep) make him look closer to a boar than a dog 8 ? oh my lord Nobody should ever stop casting a halfway-done F1 just to take advantage of the Firestarter proc I have B4B too, what else do you have? Have you never stepped foot inside of Penn Station?! Shyvana and Skarner? I don't get the connection What does "smh" mean? How did you get 40 doge out of faucets? Yeah it's so awkward haha who comes up with this stuff? Still hot though. I can't believe people actually say this Solar only 17 Kellogg's too, in a way. Why is cereal so insane? MC is still in the game, what are you talking about ? I had it in ramen just recently and it was the most amazing thing I've ever put in my mouth fastest fill over really? i've specifically told my girlfriend NEVER wash any of my clothes for this very reason. i've had ~~dreams~~ NIGHTMARES that i'll come home one day and my denim will be all neatly folded and still warm from the dryer. "Directly to dollars" meaning euros -> dollars -> doge then? I did specify I'm from the Netherlands :P I have no idea how that would work to be honest Dat right one... I see what you did there where'd you hear that?? News to me Your hud.. How did you change it Some people live here. Never heard it. I disabled mount music long ago Glad it's finished... Looks intense You smoke! THAT'S SO COOL. that's the weird part? ...that makes a surprising amount of sense That was odd I never had an issue with that when I first made my le reddit account ##WILL THE FAGGOT MODS EVER LEARN??? Wow. That's pretty impressive That's one hell of a goof! I'd be really depressed if talking to strangers was not normal. All of my friends went to different unis. I'd be so alone! I just saw a buy order today on Vault of Satoshi for 3.4 million doge. I was like Coming from Morning_Glory_Hole. I don't know if I trust your sense of comfort. Have you ever heard of "The Law of Salvage"? Charcoalate..... Wow, no. Not at all You are evil. One look at the icon, and it's all back in my head again. I only watched that video once, and it was a year ago. those never disappeared from my bank Rogenrolla? that is a weird way to look at it. These don't sound all that appetizing. Not often you see someone with the same Safari as you It skips the other options? The two LEO's are still in the field. This is the first time I've found myself surprised they're *not* on paid leave during the investigation. IMO, they shouldnt lane swap and not pick nunu with a malph I didn't even know you could serve on tribunal Why does the first season have Kanon art on it? dat rear wheel clearance How is this controversial? What did it say? Errhm? Wot? I missed something I guess because my time lord asks me for 20 then 40 flux crystals for levels 1 and 2 You just reworded an old meme of mine This is some fucking nightmare fuel. Holy shit You wonder traded a shiny audino?! Then what are fleas living in my cats fur? you got Salamence with Moxie,Dragonite with Multiscale, or Garchomp with Rough Skin I do not have that one if it is FUCK! Ascend P6 has a Quad-core SoC, which is supposed to be faster than the Dual-Core in the Nook HD+ how can anyone relate to THAT relationship? Wait you can just click the cards What...exactly is &/ supposed to mean? Uh... I don't think we have the same mat. that is so cool it exists is it just him or is it the armor? Oh my heavens. I want that in real life Did nobody notice the rolled-up battle plan paper that is in the 010 art? I thought you were just joking...then I went and looked If people with a few hundred thousand are going to get rich, it's insane to think what someone with hundreds of millions is going to get. When we reach $0.01/Doge, 100 million coins will be worth 1 million dollars I... I... I... Are there any other mmo's where you can hit max lvl in 2 days? I noticed it was female the moment I hit trade, and then I was like , " mine would be black cracker..... I had forgotten that Wilden died!!! Shows you how much I'm keeping up with things… 60 gigs This looks almost brand new Perfume (2006), I was half awake watching and kind of petered in and out as my friends watched. Just wasn't what I expected. I was starting to think this skin would never come out Troooooll in the dungeon! So, it wipes back to front? Then the next question is why in the world would anyone want an Xbox One? Um yup I just ate 3 huge slices of NY style pizza. Aaaand several slices of banana bread. Wow Dear god (>\^\(> maybe i didn't want to include scandinavia and macedonia TIL Cyclops monkeys exist What's your IGN? hmm which teamspeak should we use then? Is 200k really a fortune right now? I was just gifted my first hella Potcoin by a fine fellow from /r/trees, and I am interested as well Long sleeves? How bout that friggin' zettai ryouiki I had no clue there was a phrase for it. Those boobs and that crotch diamond No way it's really you Dat waistline... he shares the same birthday as sky Are you o_o or Or......... i like a dumb ass just opened that in a open plan office..... This got gilded. Dude, I will help you build a computer. Ever since I got mine finished I've been bothering the shit out of everyone to upgrade so I could build one. They sent me that email in the beginning of January. My birthday is in August. Thought it was a glitch I have started scolding my boss when frustrated. Should stop that. I hope you played with a Instant Orbital Command Build Extention. Wow. That thing is huge! She's a range poke assassin with singletarget burst. Why would they make her a jungler? It would make sense! Sometimes I read posts here and everyone is agreeing and I'm like there's centaurs now? That happened to me last season. Ended up in bronze 4. Now you get to enjoy ELO HEAVEN! :D Just relax and don't fret too much. If you start getting into the mentality that you NEED TO GET OUT OF BRONZE ASAP then you'll start getting really frustrated when you spend 40 minutes handing your teammates victory and they throw it away. You'll become a rager, an before you know it... you will have become truly bronze You had him castrated? What if he starts humping people. Oh the horror. Never even thought of the possibility of a *torgue* moxxi weapon Really... that's why... because I have my network in there Can you explain the title for me? I have the strangest erection right now I have reviewed the picture and I am not sure if they are using the dd.mm.yy format or the yy.mm.dd format Wait a minute this isn't ESEX But there is no L in teamwork The eyes say it all ...Jeez, man And for some reason Zeus got his God reveal between Zhong and Thanatos I one shot another kv-2 and got called a wallet warrior Was hoping for cheaper gem prices. Left disappointed :(. Guess I will have to bite the bullet and hit 300$ spent on this game total since April I did, in the first week of playing. That was part of the 200+ I have spent, haha. Rest of it has been gems Heavy, heavy ORANGE bronzer. The Wall-E people in real life! What if they're trying to post their honest unpopular opinion without posting a meme? Not sure if really stupid question or really deep thought provoking question. PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN Almost two months between scylla and nemesis? the reflection has a teeth Not that big, dog can't weight more than 30lbs. Sorry for such a late reply. Husband came home with the stomach flu so I've been hiding out with the baby in my bedroom. XD Well if you ever need an axe feel free to ask and I can give you some from my store! Or if you want you can borrow my gold axe. :) I need to try for some blue flowers. I've been only trying to do pink roses and orange tulips. If you want some of them, you can have some for your decorating! I wonder what I will do with my town honestly. I haven't thought about it yet. Dem Enigma assists Because Irreversible was French, it got a pass. Foreign movies are automatically better; it's the subtitles. Uh..wat? So if i'm a not so much attractive guy and ask for the seat and actually sit with you......you won't think Im creepy as hell? really? I see very little reason to ever bother with Sprite honestly. Thank you, its worked, for now Two posts in one day, this sub is going crazy but roccat beat gmb and gambit beat c9 and gmb beat c9 What ladder are you talking about? My eyes went from -_- to You can't see the sidebar on mobile? That seems very counterproductive That iPad I've never lived in Michigan and I've honestly never posted an ad like that. It took me a bit, before realizing... Ooooh, stuns *aren't* orb effects, hence Germinate attacks can proc it. Dat space heater It's 5:47am for me, probably not getting any sleep at all! The fuck? I've probably been on 25 dates this past month. If you told me I'd do that three months ago I'd call bull shit. Read this subreddit and have completely new outlook on dating...dare I say life AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH! :DDDDDDDD I just realized a little earlier today that I have about 200 HSD left to go before I can level rush--so that's 600 tan codestones + god knows how many more to shoot up 170 levels Uhh not even the 290x takes 350w Oh my goodness, you are so generous!! Amazon Prime would be so much better if I could subscribe to it month-to-month instead of a yearly fee. Also, I wish they let you buy Prime with an Amazon Giftcard...you'd think that'd be obvious. Must cuddle doge Dem tomatoes He looks insanely creepy without hair Was in Amsterdam for the first time and we had rented bikes so we were riding around. It was a beautiful summer day and we are going through vondel park. We stop to enjoy view and relax. I look around and see all the beautiful perfect Aryan people around and say "They are the perfect race. I see why they didn't want us around..." My parents never taught me that For such a minor bug, sure it took a long time to fix. who tha frick keeps downvoting me, right after i submit. On this particular sub. That's what I'm thinking. I'm going to guess it's a tank. But the image makes it look possibly like a mage... maybe a Mage/tank? People still acquiesce to giving strangers rides? Lollipop... chainsaw???? So... why is misery all that remains? As a QA tester, I think a lot of people misuse/are too liberal with the term "gamebreaking." I don't use that term at work, but I'm pretty sure gamebreaking literally means the game crashes or the end user is blocked from continuing to play (the game itself "broke"). This just seems like an inconvenience and not gamebreaking. But honestly, in this case, I'm kind of confused as to what the issue is.. If she fits in a toque, Canadian guys are hung like... Dat huge earring That's the best way to describe that thing! It gives me mixed feelings Is it? Didn't see that in the post Things.. Hit.. Harder Lesson learned, then. Well, I actually don't have any sort of moral opposition to it. A huge reason why I don't want to is because I fear getting caught Where did your WL go? 09:14 - day9 got some impressive freestyle skills > edit: oh noes... this could lead to space lawyers! Add me please Pudges Hook too. In Hon they had a similar issue where the hook would follow the correct path, but the chain attatched would originate from coordinates 0,0. Was pretty confusing to see yeah, i had him watch the movie blood diamond. he claims there's conflict free, which puts me back to square one. WHAT IS THIS FROM OK, where do I order ??????? Ohh. Uhh I can try to jump online then, but I'll probably be at my bf's place. I'm moving to a new apartment tmr and I'm not sure if the internet will be disconnected tonight Oh really Teeheehee.... ^^^I'm ^^^^nakey. what?? *Mrokeii looks surprised at being asked for help, especially for Sage training wait, so left is NO port? Does that mean port is right? Why did it get so many upvotes? Damn, having UFO corki twice must feel weird Thats ingenious! I love that idea and I will try it on my 10 yr old. She has poker straight hair and I usually put curlers in her hair for curls. This is so much simpler for her. She watches a lot of tutorials on YouTube on make up and hair. She told me shes already known how to do this Sounds like he promoted you. You did such a good job, chose to lay you off and give you a better one. Therefore, a poor fellow doesn't have to be laid off that isn't as good as you. Fair enough Thats 360USD Pretty sure that's what's happening. Making an expensive expedition to the deepest part of the ocean to film the sequel to a movie that was 50% CGI anyway? I know what you mean, same goes for the f-22 I feel like if you threw mud at is its was just slide off like dockers stain defenders or something Uh, why are they writing on an article about a game that hasn't seen any activity August 2012? Yeah, she pulled that strapon thought out of seemingly nowhere. Maybe.....she likes it? How does the ghost energy buff helps you to scout the enemy protoss? What's the 2014 preview? I haven't heard of this before Yeah, isn't that... isn't that what we're already doing, here? you mean 0.6k a year? Holy shit. Maybe he is secretly /u/SilentShibe giving us a sign. Tooth paste wasn't actually cut in half. Really? Pls no. Id rather face a team of 5 kayles rather then you turn shadows off Who pays for porn..... :3 awesome thanks for the trade!! Now we have exchanged like 15ish pokes? I actually have a walgreens locally that always has the brand on-hand Queues to log in? omg that sniper's HP I feel as though I know you in real people life and have accidentally stalked you! My aunt's name is Nina and those are her friends names I'm especially nervous about the people who made a new account just to join the tournament. Maybe they're actually pros in disguise, trying to remain anonymous... Floral design? Wait, the latter was legitimately posed as a question? My Eyes!! u are not talking to me cuz i have both Verizon offers TV?? As others said.. just intel scan and erase them? I mean, theyre not that hard to beat. Youre basically saying "well I let these guys do whatever they wanted to do all game and goddammit it actually cost me this game sucks!" How very...convenient. Back in 2000, I was 16. I had just started really getting into computers, and I had been hearing a lot about it. I was getting really tired of problems related to Windows 98 (and 2000). Plus I was really interested in programming and the idea of "open source" software intrigued me. There was a Software Etc. out at the mall (the halcyon days before Gamestop bought them out) and they sold a couple of different distributions on CD. I went with Mandrake because it was recommended for beginners. The installation was pretty easy and straight forward. It was about like installing Windows. Using Linux was a radically different experience from Windows though. There were quite a few growing pains. The first time I installed it, I didn't set it up to go into a GUI at startup by default. I sat there staring at an alien command line that didn't like any of the DOS commands I was giving it. I thought I screwed something up, so I reinstalled and found the option to autostart a GUI. Once I got logged in, and started playing around though, I got the hang of it. I learned about that intimidating-as-all-hell command line and eventually got to the point where it felt like home. I'm not going to lie, the first year I used it was rough. I had switched cold turkey from Windows. But I stuck with it, and really got into it. I haven't used Windows as my main OS since. I tried a bunch of different distributions over the years. I switched from Mandrake to RedHat after about a year, stuck with RedHat for about 3 years before moving to Slackware for about 2, and now I stick with Ubuntu. So, basically the only OS I've ever really known has been Linux. Windows feels very strange to me. A lot of it doesn't make sense to me, it's difficult to find things, and I find multitasking on Windows to be cumbersome. As for the Mac? Because they're babies, not puppies... How about that Angry Birds on XB1... That was so cool looking wow dude thats rude It's a hell hole. I went for a weekend to help my gf move, I ended up getting hit by a car and was a missing person for 3 weeks. I was driven to the hospital by the driver, he waited, then dropped me off in this place called Kensington. What I have seen will never leave my head. Stay in Center City or the suburbs or be warned. But when? 30 min video for a single sentence.. Getting shot, again WTF Thanks for the link. I'm really amazed by this! I have no context to decide whether or not I think that Leigh is correct about RJ's goals with that scene, though. I'd always interpreted it as a clever way for RJ to make the readers think twice about how blindly we accept horrible things as okay/funny simply because they're in a story. Leigh didn't really explain in a satisfying way just what made him think that RJ didn't mean to imply rape. With apparently one of the most attractive men in world right in front of him... I'm a long time Loveline listener and I've heard Dr. Drew talk about surgical correction of Peyroni's Disease. NEVER took the time to imagine what that surgery might LOOK like. Also, fattest dick ever What.... am I looking at??? You masturbate with a group of guys?...with a beautiful girl in the room :OoooooOOoOOo This actually creeped me out with all of the deleted posts. Mfw Aspen got 30 inches of snow in the last day and a half. You... You're too hot to be real I can accept your arguments for pirating, actually. At least assuming that youd still buy the game of thrones season if it is ever released. That being said I dont really see how any form of pirating scene (especially via torrents...) would at all be possible if people were to actually follow up on these principles I feel your pain, my ex's family owns a private island in Hawaii, I nearly pissed myself when I found out. You can google it up, it's a pretty famous island too. Ewoks: The battle for Endor. Creepy ass ewoks gave all the kids in the movie "gifts". Seemed like they were doin a lil jerry Sandusky style grooming Damn dude you really beast moded ,( [3...] Oh. That's how it works? Huh... Then who is he ? @DAO12 reloading: Wut? Seriously? It's like a 33.3% chance.. How do they manage to always choose the wrong one? i thought whatever don't care then that last sentence What about the mountain lion canines.. Patricia's stare Pretty sure Satsuki would need some serious therapy before she can forget that Wait, are the relationships real or a work? Isn't Cena married? WTF was that? Holy moly. He said "minimap" he never look at the actual lane, so he couldn't see if he was really farm or not, but why would he need to? He saw that midlaner at bot in the minimap, there should be no need to check wether or not he was farming or dancing there. I didnt know MaTTcom lived with CLG holy shit What is this skill leveling? wow.. that's half of my doges... Agni and vulcan are pretty similar LOL should you do something about him? He's not listed in the banlist and I can see him offering that Mew elsewhere on this subreddit as well as a 5IV perfect shiny Gengar that's probably just a trophy. Wait, what? What does Socialism have to do with this? Why bring it up at all? Tinking a few rows? Hahaha right! Imagine the people playing this game with no internet communication whatsoever Can't tell if that's a positive or negative comment. This guy..I can't believe it Just for my curiosity.... how can possibly a Smeargle have egg moves? Was there some info drop on the EoTM livestream that sparked speculation in mats? Oh, I see it now! Come to think of it, emphasis and punctuation were the most remarked subjects in my language courses... I always thought "who the hell would notice *that*?" Turns out it's something that stands out Wouldn't it have been easier to say 2.5 hours? But it's not.. It's a murder ..wait, it doesn't add up. You can't possibly download 2+Gb in a couple of hours with 3mb.. right? Gazdic's jersey was ripped to shit. Looked like it was made of paper Anyone wanna team? who is alex playing in that Holy sh... Does your Anime list ever actually end? I was on the island last weekend with some kid, did some tours and randomly she said "it's a shame we can't see each other in real life" she knows your nightmares How the hell did people upvote you here, but downvote your original post saying exactly that? the Akooza kick fucked my stream all up Anarchy! I'm so edgy lol SPORKS This is mesmerizing I've heard horror stories of such things, but I've never had the misfortune to see it myself the thousand yard stare.. Omg,someone snipped panpour Have you ever drank beer? how do you alter fonts? Jesus Christ what was your SC2 name? I would give anything to get Smashcraft popular again. what Even tho host isn't a big factor, it is still one It's not, I transferred over to be with friends a little over two weeks ago. Should still be space if ur itaste is using too much juice its because u have the wrong ratio. Go with a thicker VG juice, that should help and give u so much vapor You don't have it in the USA? That. And actually watching the video. 1440p? How did you people find me Shut up Steve!!! (/ I have never heard of this item before Riven? A friend of mine asked me once if my parents aren't my parents, because I called them by their first name. Are you sure is smite god? Times 2 = 18 $30 but im looking at spending a whole lot more once i get a job This image was a bit of a struggle to read Havent played league yet but i really hope people in silver are better. Yesterday i played chronos vs odin and stole his blue at the beginning of the game and killed him after he chased me under my pheonix My god. dat white dress Still I'd rather see her kicked out and a someone else put in that'll not sleep on the job. You know how many people are looking for work right now ? We wished everyone happy New Year in the January issue. Real life gta IV That Yasuo ulti triggers on pretty much everything Bearded dragons are pretty dumb. Quincy has done things like go limp in the bathtub with his head underwater just because he hates baths My link karma is now 420 I felt like it would be cheaper to get it on xbox than to afford a computer that could run Skyrim and mods... but that $120 (60 for skyrim, 60 for all expansions) would have me closer to buying a new one. I think that is my biggest regret. Actually I have an issue wasting any money, even like $5. I... am... cheap? Departments don't give a fuck about your grades if you're past undergrad. They also don't give a fuck about you if you *are* an undergrad. Building a desktop can be expensive, but I think the long term benefits of it are worth the money, more so than buying the latest console. You spend money to build PC that will remain relevant: you can always upgrade hardware when it becomes outdated. You hardly have to ever worry about backwards compatibility. You have access to a large Steam library and you get a SHITTON of sales (for frugal gamers like you this is amazing. You can get some big name games for literally 5 to 10 dollars during sales. I got the entire GTA series, GTA one through four, Vice City, San Andreas, and all DLC for $20 once Erk, I think that's precisely the reason I hate it so much. It's flippin weird StormBringer zeus? It's not terrible if you live outside the actual city. Kind of nice. Except for that one day that someone got stabbed at the movie theater 3 blocks from me I don't get why Snoopeh kept going in like that pretty much 1v5, and i get even less why Pobelter kept wasting ult on him everytime aswell, would make much more sense to ult a damager like Yellowpete or himself Holy shit, the fandom is going to fucking explode OMG real LD? How would it be OP? Who rubs the meat? I laughed too and I feel bad. I just imagine him sneezing and everyone around him just staring at him like, That's so weird. How does that even make sense He's standing on his ears!? Pics or it didn't happen I met a girl in an anthropology class who was convinced that fossils were _all_ fake. The scientists who dug them up were just really good at carving rocks. Did it start at 1:23? Added Really Dude you gave me so much insight on myself and you don't even know me Sorry?! Well what I'm saying is Arin flat out did something pretty damn homosexual but he is arguing that it has nothing to do with being gay at all. It pretty much is, and sexuality aside it's still pretty damn weird. Especially in the context that it's "fun". I was listening to Can't Touch this and it completely syncs within the music Have you ever seen that show called (something like) "The Ghost Inside my Child"? It's all about stuff like this Read my original comment. Lots of people in this thread are falsely accusing Walmart of paying minimum wage, I called bullshit on that. Not sure why that's not clear to you. ( I hope that works out, would be amazing oh? Night Am I the only one who can pee with an erection? oh really? Or the clown dream? So that submission already exists? I'm surprised that neither the fighter nor the great Joe Rogan knew that That sure is impressive I'm at a loss for words here. This book exists? I'll let this one slide.. But I'm watching you. cattle does give leather 416 days worth That's also very young Woah. If you watch All You Need is Cash ***BEFORE*** the Beatles Anthology, you'd wonder who inspired who. ....What... $20 for a lottery ticket? Jealous! I'm ... Uh... David... Dammit am I the only non Jewish guy. :( Ok listen guys. I bring the vodka. You bring the matzo ball soup, fried liver with schmaltzy onions [edit: omg with mashed potatoes!!!] and latkes with um.. hmm.. with um blueberry sauce. And sour cream. Oh man... that GITS ending... I've never had a convo with a McLaren owner Is there actually a rape scene in this game? Oh than I have no idea. Maybe it's the artist's personal flag. Maybe the artist wanted to fuck with us. i'm surprised you found this amongst the replies he first had to lure her into their stepparents bed Yes, that's probably even worse. Jung is so good I dropped a penny by accident, he picked up, gave it to me, and when I looked it was five cents. I mean...wow! Wow! Nice stop by Gerrard flipping heck I really need to see a video of this to understand it Holy shit I didn't know you are behind Humble Bundle. Also I didn't know that you have 2 Finnish developers I don't recall having that setting Right?! I mean it doesn't happen often but some days my SO and I will be going at it and then I look up at the clock and for some magical timey wimey reason I'm 2 hours into the future from when I'm started But,but... If i need mag resi ? Right? I feel like there aren't many classic beauties anymore, but when you see them you're just like That escalated quickly. Yeah. I think you're way off But... it's not the only decent one. Even the ones that say they take the bible literally don't. Ask the Bible Belt about their view on the recent US wars, and they'll start singing "onward Christian soldiers" Wait, you're telling me his heal doesn't heal his entire health bar? bc, inke paas itna paisa aata kaha se hai Wow, I didn't even know that was a sub. I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or agree with me What about transgendered? Like Sister fucks Sister but really, ITS HER BROTHER!?!?! Holy shit.... I've never noticed that before. 77 It's happened to me as well. It was almost a year ago and I don't remember which of my contacts it was but I looked at my phone with a missed FT call but when I asked them about it they said it never happened. Only reason I remember it is because of this thread... Two girls. I try, trust me... At 6:03, his heart rate goes to 0... Soo... advocating for gender equality in areas where men have it worse is somehow the same as murdering Jews. hedgehogs come in that size? I just had to tell my two-year-old son that I would not rub his penis I have an issue with my G27 wheel that it spins a few demos AND full release games (non rift) like Orcs Must Die 2. Even when disconnected I usually have to boot the game in question two times to get rid of the spinning. Slightly annoying Shaqiri's acceleration is simply mind-blowing. Vouch! Beautiful Eevee! Is he 15!? Jeeeeesus he's good "My dear, you spoke French..." I've been looking for a Sawsbuck Didn't expect the fy-js will outperform the SRR-61 I thought it was always 1pm Id say Hermione is probaby the last character that would get married for bloodline reasons "Fangs the haze"? you didnt know they are chinese cartoons? What is it with reddit and autism lately ... that's when you give her the --> I hear they go into glass cases where they will remain in the basement of her house for eternity. Dear Lord, that's creepy. Lee's 91 years old that pass There is no god *Mrokeii laughs and begins devouring his ramen as well. He eventually finishes... but orders seconds I have a weird friend who dips a tea bag in her cup of hot water (1/4 full of hot water)....takes it out and proceeds to fill the remaining 3/4 of the cup with milk....she still classes it as tea Not the same. Going out to a bar with friends even though the Patriots aren't playing. Can always watch the game as VOD, the fuck I'm missing the Super Bowl for that. This is a really good quality rip too How is this a 9.8 with a signature on it? Unless the signature is on the slab and not the actual comic. TIL the glorious fuck-tastic Goldeneye soundtrack is actually watered down... how do you know i thought Annie support was nerfed already can't find you on b net for some reason. What the fuck... I live near Chico. I know the part of Bidwell Park you are talking about, and I have never seen anything like that there before... Jeez I used to have this a lot when I was little... I used avocado, milk, and syrup. No one else I knew heard of it and though I was weird but I enjoyed it. On a side note, holy shit Xerath looks like so much more fun Ignore dhack21. I'm not sure what he's talking about, but he's not talking about Disgaea. 5 Nights a week? The price is normalizing after a 300% gain in the last 30 days. You call that a crash? We're next. "mirroapidvfhqiuwernasadfafdav" !! same competition? What is Joe Namath wearing? too plain? Great. That's like saying it's fine to have a scientist who always fucks up experiments, but it's okay as long he admits that he's wrong. No, it's not. It's better, sure, but that doesn't mean he's the best candidate for the job, and it sure as hell doesn't mean that Hermione would scrape the gutter for this piece of shit. That's what i meant, did you think i meant ppv events? OMG our entire offense is!!... Sure thing! Edit: It says your friend code is invalid. Is this somehow a revelation? Of course I like Nintendo's games. I was having such a nice day...had so much hope for the world... Gee Welker caught a meaningful pass in the Superbowl Wasn't it the annie? chances of that happening are.. like what? Oh I see - thanks, that's a pretty big deal then What's this all about Yeah, I was hoping to see him carry the game after that close 1st blood. His positioning was so perfect and he was always untouched in team fights. And those ace in the holes taking out 1/2 HP bars I scrolled pretty far and no one mentioned Soul or Luffy. I had no idea so much this. i yell at my friends when i see them overtorching nails, and friday when i was dropping off samples of what I'd made at a friend's party i looked at the nail they were using (domed) and the bowl on it had this huge thick layer of soot in it. i told them to stop dabbing on it, tweezed it off with my leatherman, went to the bathroom, and scraped the fuck out of the inside so the entire oxide layer was gone in addition to all the soot, reseasoned it, and then had them hit it again with the same product. they shat bricks. I think that some fuckwhit was using the nail to smoke bowls out of from how it looked as well, there was nasty ass resin in it like you get with a pipe What if Everton were actually better than Man Utd all these years? how are you streaming? that jump to XBOX was amazing Not see-thru enough if you ask me... But fat turns to energy if it is used... It was pretty damn shocking to me Where is this I want it now Yikes! Now I'm scared One of mine is Roman and the other is Celtic Her fur liken soooo soft! I want to rub get belly!!!! Aeon didn't stage the attack, they hosted the party. What is the difference between SOPI and OPI? Shit, what happens when they turn 80?! Yeah, I had the same sense of jaw-dropping, especially *after* I explained laws, penalties, and that changing a 3-nation treaty about the protection of birds was not likely to happen, and she simply kept sailing on. You would think anyone with half a functioning brain cell would say, Dang, this is illegal, I better take it down -- but she didn't. Her thinking is, I don't think it should be illegal, so I'll just act like it isn't. This show is fucking hypnotic. I am powerless to resist the charm Mine tends to be off by $7. Last year, I owed them $7 and they sent it back. It still vexes me that it's bipedal, like was gen5 sprite a mistake? ( Found a 35mf Nagel That sounds a bit too specific ....dang woah. that's amazing Well that's going on the ole nightmare list... That is absolutely terrifying Use BRSTM Converter and dial the quality down to 192 or so. I cut my music folder size in half doing that, some of the 320kbps BRSTMs were over 20mb. * They'd climb up the walls of your castle! or...OR... you could just set on one of your 5 billion macro keys to toggle your w key using logitech software... whut It occurs to me that removing the pacs would actually totally eliminate my classic mode freezing problems. Hahaha, oh god the first time I found the poetry...hahaha...haha...ha...yeah........... Fuck Mistbind Clique is sold out everywhere too. That card is an absolute beating in faeries... It can champion Bitterblossom itself the silence. Is there a way to change it? Woah Woah wait O_o... Let me get this straight. i7 carries an iGPU... which gets disabled ANYWAY when I do buy my GPU. So then the Xeon series is the same as the i7 just without the iGPU which is meaningless anyway because I'm buying my own GPU? I agree; I've taken long hiatuses before, but I always do come back. But freezing... Especially when people self-freeze so nobody can have their pets ever. So THAT is what that is! you mean other than more war starvation hatred and.... wait we already have all that... WHAT COULD THIS MEAN??? OMG Or fly one! Holy shit! According to a quick search, they only built 32.. And 12 were lost in testing, and no plane was lost to enemies. So there are most likely only 20 left in the world! Oh my my my a Supernatural themed set could of been the M key too... or the 3 key i dont even know what u just traded me... Same here! And it's happened more than once too I noticed that as well! I was like lolwat She is a mage first and foremost. Why would you want to build her tanky? And I thought I had a lot when I bought about €200's worth Dear god... No i want understand why you said melee magical is not correct. You comment the melee magical tag. And i want to know why because almost every tanks are melee magical DUDE ( ooooooooooh another Latvian on Reddit?? Murderer! let's hope the virus doesn't spread to animal wild life (ferocious carnivore rabbits, practically unshootable) This is creeping me out. I have no prior knowledge of the accident but I've been singing American Pie all day in my head. You're *seriously* white-knighting a cartoon character's job?? Exactly! Omg when I used to model I did a couple trunk shows for Chanel and they gave us clothes that were special 'sample sizes', versions of the clothes in model proportions. It was AMAZING. I have never had clothes fit so well, unfortunately I did not have $5000 for a pair of pants Hon är så snygg att det är löjligt Week where for only $900?! Same thought I had. My fiance wants the movie style honeymoon and that's looking around $3,000 It's the first paragraph wow! And apparently Jeff is a cat! My gaydar is kinda fucked up. I think I pick out bi women pretty okay for the most part, gay women most of the time... but gay men... fuck if I know. My gaydar also picks up military service. As in, I have had more than a few male friends where I wonder for a few months if they are gay or are just veterans. That mannequin staring out from the corner of the garage... You find pepsi moresweet than coke? Oh no, I've gone cross-eyed I fold all of my husbands underwear Rumors are that SNSD's returning with only a mini? I don't know what to think of that Oh god, it looked like she was abducted We are in South I-ndia. Here there are taboos and khusbus and their temples ... Maybe she...*schlicked* to it. Thought that was roshan from the thumbnail Imagine the squirrel that eats the seeds! Oh man, I knew to expect some vomiting, but this (and weirdly, another post today) is the first time I've heard of peeing yourself WHILST vomiting. Oh man, what am I in for? 50% premine it's a lot That's a lot of shoes and purses. I have all the blitz skins, I bought piltover myself the rest was mystery gifted Then just vendor this trash.... why you even bothering keeping this kind of stuff? Great montage man, gladiator clips and 4:35 especially had me I just wanna know why I keep coming up as 'enemy' for not shaving my armpits. WTF, ladies? Did that metrosexual stuff creep that far out into society while I was away from dating for a decade? Oh okay, cool. Just out of curiousity, what exactly did you search to find us? It's like catching fire... but for baseball whaaaaat I didn't know Rob Gasser was part of the EDM District You're right I shouldn't have (FTFY). I thought there was a gore tag but after reading the Guide to WTF I see I should have maybe added to the title: maybe [GORE]. Or maybe not at all? Am so confused ........ Both teams will score, concede and put the ball in the net. \ How does that evne sound like a cop-out? Why sadly? We don't even have a female warrior What proves me that you don't lie Have you ever punched anyone in the face? ^shhhhh we don say dat 3 lettr wurd h3re Sorry I think you're just plain wrong about female-female homophobia being 'virtually nonexistent'... And I'm getting a creepily chauvinistic vibe from the idea that women will only become homophobic if big smart men in their lives are homophobic first. The one that Drinks gallons of water. I need like 2 Liters for 2 hours Wow, she really wants that information immediately, doesn't she..? I watched this ep half hour ago im alone sounds sexy Americans don't get paid vacation by law?? This is blowing my mind right now That ram is pretty slow maby its that im not even high and hey... hmmm... it says your gates aren't open same i just got a refresh and no question yet What's your IGN/Server? I'll be sure to slam into you whenever I see you flying. Or they did and the rise is a rise in females visiting the site... Or... is it the other way round? O_o o_O Ha... only slightly better fuel economy than the CTS-V wagon I almost went with. which isn't true sejuani wanted revenge and a change of the ruling couple. She hates Ashe and wanted to get her down. So~ .... just realized that ashe isn't queen and married to tryndamere anymore... did we do it with the event icons That's how Aveda points work. My friend's mom has enough points for two luxury vacations I see what you did there...also over there DOC is amazing as far as visuals go. I've only had the luck to dose DOC 2 times, once alone at 2-2.5 mg, and another time ~2 mg along with ~12 mg 2C-P snorted. THAT was fucking intense but if you're looking for the ultimate visual experience there it is. Fucking long duration but my god the visuals.... 45 tabs? This is amazing Maby you shouldn't rely on faceless strangers I can handle a gift because there is no sound... click... Wait...thos things were covered in limestone and gold? Also never heard of that happening to a gen 3 game... ever. Then Russians should like the jews Have you talked to your gyno about that? I would die if mine lasted that long. did u have 2 use the keyboard for that one?? I had an existential type panic attack because I got really high last night. I had to take off my sweatshirt and do this made-up-on-the-spot type yoga shit in the middle of my room so my heart wouldn't explode or go into cardiac arrest. A lady came in with a new puppy and asked what we charge for euthanasia. DEAR GOD! with that splash, everyone at Riot will be too afraid to nerf her ...how do you even propose they'd implement an ability that pokes holes through walls? There's nothing inside walls so you'd probably see a hole inside the map if you removed one. They don't have any breakable parts either so they can't just program it so a Sion shaped hole appears when he uses this spell. This would require a big overhaul for every map with walls on it. It'd be insane. Do you realize what you're idea would require them to do?! Can you back that up with any posts? Really brings "can't play in a mcdonalds play place" to a whole new level... Why are you tagged as monstercat famous on res for me? Too bad! Youre already in the discussion! 6500 is better then 10000? My goodness, I don't know where you've encountered such a trope, but I'm very certain that I have *never* encountered it. Except for Stella, she was by far the only real character that could have developed a good relationship with Ted. How much doge do you have if you can tip 500 doge Wow... Spotify just got way cooler, I'm just so jaded by "apps" and "appstores" being such a junkyard of... well junk apps that I didn't bother looking. I just added 3 in about 30 seconds and I'm already finding new awesome music Why does that exist? Please don't apply rule 34... Wait, there was an outburst over an interracial couple in a Cheerio's commercial? Why? Why would anyone get mad about that? The rings that Anna is wearing that got me some free downvotes. 3 hours MAN. I *really* need to get the fingerless gloves I'm working on off my needles! That Portia is one bad ass spider... I just ran the Bioshock Infinite benchmark and got an average of 242fps but at one point it dipped to *only* 59.54fps What do you mean it wasn't for you !? 15 days Jesus, you must have one good rig All the identity negotiation going on in the comments... Yet it's so easily countered Just imagine when the Himalayas run out of glacial runoff. Man this passive [Holy shit, Mitsu's become the Stay Puft marshmellow man ~~I think you should have done Lemongrab and Rick~~ Didn't realize Justin did all 3 giving me all of them I know a photo of my grandma that made me wanna titty fuck her ○_○▶o_o▶O_O▶¤_0▶0_o▶ But what if Herostratus *isn't actually his name...* I agree with El Guero Canelo, definitely the best caramelos I've had (like quesadillas, but more awesome & the carne asada is killer). And Poco & Moms is great, too but pretty tiny, you might end up waiting a bit for a table, especially during lunch. Sochi is in Russia. Your name Omg that vein Does this work with the Magrider? ... there are scientology commercials on (I assume) US TV? Looking around, you have a REALLY REALLY large list Dammit! Now I don't know whether to skip 'em or not. /u/_o_O_o_ uh..but.. ok i didn't realize photobucket was still in-use! I thought Stan's family lived there, Stan lives in the moment so a tracker for grinding, something that isn't fun in the slightest and Anet discourages through design? Crikey Woah! That is a heck of a lot of guppies. Well if youre lucky hell get mindcontrolled My hands are broken you dick Wait, what did I do? The one who was eating the nails What kind of a person would tryhard this much in a friggin' ARAM? They're kinda sitting there going O_O...-looks at owner- "y-you know there's a tiger in your bed right??"....O_O -looks at each other- "shit guys..what the fuck do we do...move? not move?" ... You sir are amazing. 550 miles When I was about five years old, I swallowed a plastic diamond. (I'm going to guess it was the size of a quarter.) I'm surprised I didn't choke on that shit. it does work Ok, Captain Obvious. The title didn't clue you in? that word has so many alterations to it yikes... I saw this movie some 20 years ago, but for some reason remembered a (completely different) episode from there yesterday. now I open reddit and see this oh wow, Teras replied! I actually opened my launcher like an hour ago and there was no update... and now there is. You equated relaxing on a Friday to believing in flying spaghetti monsters. Have YOU ever participated in a debate? Haha that would be strange/awesome.. I'm just picturing a flesh colored springy thing That looks like a 2003 to me Honestly wouldn't say anything besides "ares jungle op" or something to that extent lol. I am all for anything goes in casual conquest. Would likely end up having to carry him, though I got two epilepsy ones in a row too and I thought the same thing.. The deal just got canceled and he just went off :3 im left with 45 Life :/ when do u want these back ? Tell me where to send them and i'll send you the .A2M files and you can see for yourself. Pete Tong is in even tinier letters Havnt seen the commercial, but thats not relevant. America, a nation built on the worlds cultures should have a single language Whoa. That ot has one letter off from my last name Oh god why?! You can't change default crosshair size afaik? At least I can't. I can only change the color of it through options. Writing commands on console doesn't work It's like 3 because he lands on top of him Dafaq did I just read? The one with x4 20mm cannons? I love how the propaganda always points this out with Republicans, as though John Kerry isn't wealthier than Mitt Romney. Why does the gif have higher quality than the actual video? So stoked for Cap! You just brought back a terrible memory Btw, just a legit question. Does silence rod cancel backtrack? if it did he could use it before I am on ANY Halo hype train. yes... even ODST That is some serious denial going on! I have a really basic, black and white kindle. If mine was the supercool one that I could view comics on in all their glory, Id never put it down. Agreed. Even if our secondary needs help, having the 26th ranked pass offense in the league is a big deal...especially when one of our top two receivers is 34 years old...and the other is a tight end why did you filter this Wow, that sounds like an awful gig. Glad you get reimbursed well wait are you serious....i haven't been home for more than two weeks in three years, so i have no idea what's going on, but our music scene used to be so vibrant so... how/why did you enter the giveaway if you don't play the game Its becoming harder and harder to hate him.. hes got that whole charismatic kickass dictator flair in a time where democracy is kinda sucking thing going for him When is Comiket or any other big events? Will I be lucky enough to attend one of them The way Pagle is being whined about right now, tbh I'd have kept him just incase they nerf him. Think of all that dust That's awesome! You should name my future child ' Turned on borderless windowed mode on and brightness works, my thoughts exactly, he gets away clean damn i only got 24 Yeah that's an amazing price I never said that it wasn't down I...I'll marry you. steam can be skinned? Could swear I know her.. Hair, face and especially eyes match perfectly ESSENCE AURA? The Wado Ichimonji By that logic I should cut my dick off, since I prefer my women without dicks. ### Whats a skin? How do you separate your games like that I didn't even know about this site I don't understand... They have all my photos I already shared. Why would they need even more? No. Timid. Never heard of relaxed Nidoqueen. Why does the free talk list end at 670 does Jax know something we don't?! That story is REALLY well written. And creepy. Oh my gosh, I would love to put in for Studded Kiss. o_O Cyanide and Happiness are Irish > Where is it said that it was supposed to be equal? Didn't expect Harstem to fail qualifying The kicker is that many of the assets in TLoU weren't rendered in real-time... ''when it come out'' you seriosuly doubting it gets boted After almost a year of no black widow upgrades I got 5 upgrades in the last 2 days. holy crap i was thinking about getting a surface 2 pro just for this. does it run wow good? That's not a actual quote, is it? It sounds like you are right handed... $3.36 for gas?! Really? Holy bee, so many ! ####That was a really fast reply Wow that size difference! Wow, that's a lot of haters. Tried it today and yup, that seems to be it *There will be.* but of where did first living thing came from? This is coming from a 15yr old but using foundation before moisturizer is just wrong That reply speed That sounds amazing Okay what did the guy inhale using the balloon?I don't get it. Wow.. not one but two popups before I could even read the story Yep. I used to fall asleep to that every night. And then Netflix removed it and now I haven't slept in 4 months. im scared DigiCash. I'm new to the board but thought I would comment with my experience. About 4-5 years ago, my back looked just like yours. It was extremely frustrating because I would have to wear clothes that covered my back because I felt gross and I didn't want anyone to see it. My best friend happened to see it one day, and I'll never forget her face. Alienwares have their purpose.... want to carry around a Gtx titan with an 18.4inch screen, well you will pay for that luxury---- and I did "( 4400 graphics card? The hell is that? Why is this a scam? What the fuck is free-bleeding feminism? 1 exam tomorrow. 2 after tomorrow You only have to keep a 2.5?!? Because I am reading the thoughts of a future (possibly current) rapist or because ***I*** am a rapist? Red Mist has just downvoted the post about Red Mist downvoting posts. Voteception. Hilane ke liye teen din wait karega? Melancholy, really? Huh. I never got that from them. This is on YouTube? yes! i just looked into it. she seems perky enough for the both of us so i'm defo gonna give it a try. does pilates take a while to work? i've heard two opposite things. some say it doesn't do a thing and it's useless and others say they start to notice a difference in a matter of a couple weeks... That is absolutely super duper weird. That was my exact outfit today. If this one gets downvoted too this is gonna get really meta.. back problems I've wanted to make these for a while and only now took a closer look and realized they're all cabled... dude i would roll up in one of those wheel chairs that spin around and have the back support. they are cheap at the office store. just write your name on it because ive had mine stolen by another employee!!! or get a color that stands out instead of black. If you get a black one it will be hard to track it down if someone steals your chair in an office with black/gray chairs. wait a sec. i didnt realize i wrote wheel chair. (i meant a chair with the tiny wheels). though a full size folding wheel chair that the disabled use would be a brilliant solution and crazy comfortable too. no one would steal a wheel chair either! what monster would steal a disabled persons wheel chair!!! My skin has an awful reaction to nair Where'd that come from McRob Doom. Moarrrrr !!!!! Guy your kit sound pretty magical assassin Holy shit... Good for him! Now no one can say he didn't do, that... It's getting worse, new ones are getting trapped there Yikes. Good luck finding an MP5-SD I am sure the lord had a reason for taking them to him... As Duelist what Eidolon is good? That's a lot of money Wtf does it do? Så. Dyrt. mdoge? is that mega as in million? like...34,747,000 million doge lost on a bet? I ate taco bell before anal sex Oh, thought you meant like for his team or something. Yeah I guess so, but shouldn't more people play him if he's that easy? Wow....we have soo much in common. A condition in the Windows EULA [and no doubt in countless other products] that the product is not suited for any particular purpose, including the one it is ostensibly sold for That's what broads look like in 07 TIL: There's another way besides this one. How big are those?!( So 32-bit isn't supported? Zomg What So you would kill an uninvited person in your home? ...You can't even make up some of these. The sheer levels of stupidity some people are capable of are just mind-boggling. I...have no idea what is going on Ugh, I posted a picture of myself with red lips and winged eyeliner on Facebook and my aunt immediately message saying it's WAY too bright for me. Also, I apparently need to fix my eyebrows and she thinks thin ones are the way to go. Wait I though there were more transwomen You may want to rethink putting a personal line on reddit Luigi in Mario 64 Scary Really I was under the assumption you were Irish You can make extra PCs? Can someone explain this to me? Was it really that long ago Uuuh a portrait, is it the left tilt or right tilt? Yousure? A lot of them seem to be raging against religion in general, which is why theres actually quite a bit of backlash against them. The problem is that atheism now has its own bigots and its own people that treat it like a religion, believing that they need to "convert" others. So basically, as with every other religion theres now the "reasonable" people who believe in keeping religion out of scientific education and not force it on others and all that nice stuff, and the radical assholes who run around trying to force their shit on others. Its quite messy really lol same here... or wait for the gtx 790 "( Like that dude who was furious at his niece for getting her period. Marie Sharps is killer good! That belizian heat is the only one of those I've tried but I've had many others of hers. 2 months though? That shit would last my roommate and I three weeks What the hell is that... Thing in the first screenshot? Are you saying that Voyboy is a ...... "she"? ... I don't know anymore. I just type random words !!! I had no idea you could save Combiner blocks for later... What does your house, um, smell like to people who've never visited you before...? Is that supposed to be the gold or the diamond Is it bad that I can do that exact move? ... I am a guy. *Radio waves* are made of *electricity!?* I would prefer the $5 Amazon gift. I've already got quite a few of those games across various platforms 16th The last one omg! This I feel like I would need to see a source to believe I swear that the shriekers not only call nether from the surrounding area, but that they also sometimes spawn nether themselves. I could just be imagining this, but when I've pretty much got the lay of the land and know my surroundings, go in to kill the single shrieker, and then find myself surrounded by 4 crawlers, it makes me wonder. Okay so, wow. You...you....thank you. =O 72hours of soild 2x xp? It's about the size of your fingernail so I don't see how it's gaudy Orrrr...we can do a rollback and start all the way over. I'm talking everyone's a level 1 gearless wizard. That would be amazing. ;) I mean, Kabam gotta have SOMETHING stored, a wall texture or something... They did listen to my comment to make everything alt-clickable But the presenter didn't know how to respond. He was like this DUDE!! I reinstalled hiddensettings and restored defaults and it freaking worked!! WHY would anyone replace blur with fucking random rainbow colors?! Oddly relevant because I'm a mod of /r/rotmg. 300 so wise, doge oracle Would that work? same here friends i go up strangers i go down but never though of it like that looks like its just showing the ui as well as the ssao on nick and the world This is amazing. I made Katniss's white Capitol Portrait dress, myself, and it was nightmare. I dont envy you one bit. They're both suburbs in Melbourne I've lived in, so this is wigging me out More crazy people the better I don't know why, but this is kind if hot. I'm a girl Amateur dentistry. I don't know man, did you see the interview? I think Rouhani got his people because they were completely joke questions . . . like the woman asked one thing about yarane's and he gave his prepared response . . . and she follows up by asking him if he prefers theater or music . . . If that display moved, there's a legitimate reason to be freaked out do you wipe after All i meant is that you are a girl and should be aware of it O_o So many people misinterpretating my last comment I thought that too Exact same happend to me So that's what Yeah, and Suigetsu's face... 50% slow ... really ... Definitely a very sorority-esque looking girl taking an absolutely monstrous shit in the streets after the bars closed. The mental image will never go away uh... no... but now that you mention it... Laburaste en teracode? Man...that must've sucked being called out on that Just checked eBay.. not a single HTC Desire Z with broken screen for sale... and the main-board itself costs about 115 bucks from a HTC replacement parts site Well damn. Yeah, the wierd thing is I have an identical twin, and his kidneys are normal. I was getting a catscan ant the hospital when I heard the doctor say: uh oh where's your kidney ┬─┬ノ( dude... how did you die... where did you get this from Michael Elli from Ellisville? HOLY HELL, IT'S A SQUARE ENIX REP What kind of trash are you selling to make 2.6m? it's really getting to me that the cat never pounces Why is he drinking a martini out of a margarita glass I f***ed myself too, bought today at 0.0086..., just before it dropped to 0.5... That's...terrifying. Android makes me <(O_O<) <(O_O)> (> That's kinda disorienting. Holy crap! Thank you for that! Can you re-learn previous evolution moves? Because this will save me the time of making multiple Whimsicotts just so I could change one or two moves Last time I was tripping (~30mg 5-MeO-MiPT orally) I was way too fucked to get up so grabbed a near empty water bottle and pissed in it. Felt like an orgasm when I finally pissed and time was going immensely slow, I must have passed out or had a bit of outer body shiz while pissing momentarily because I remember sort of coming back to my body (whether I was waking or coming back who knows?) because I was still peeing for a few seconds and I had pissed on my hands and floor and chair a little bit. I only spilt a few drops but what the fuck. I don't think I'll be taking a dose like that without a sitter ever again- I needed help from my housemates on how to make a cup of tea hours later still Um. Other games also let you control what happens? Forgot to take it off my Charizard Holy shit! it was pretty wild yeah and maybe shots for every flyers goal was a bit too much How...HOW is that physically possible? Oh damn, so was I How are you able to get these shots though? What... What if he uses a modified clip point with a sharpened swedge, instead? How do you know it's not the floor that's matching your tights Oh my....my eyes were like this It doesn't seem to be, and it's getting worse, trucks are seemingly teleporting here over time Of all the subreddits you could've posted in. And of all the things you could've posted. YOU HAVE PERMANENTLY DEFINED YOUR REDDIT CAREER I got a 1800x combo before i stopped That's my name thats a shivas Umm yeah... why Looks purdy What? Did I miss something big again? Wait... So if I submit all my referral letters, I will be in trouble? But isn't medical appointments an entitlement for NSF to ensure their health condition? Also why does his backlog of leaves gotta do with me .... I have been friend with him for several months now strange part is he hardly reacts just logs into his main account and starts browsing for mice Wait.... the US has cigs in their healthcare stores? Men's first problem: Holy shit. I would break my legs Is it really pronounced that way? holy, was it really 10 days? The sample video on the reddit page is different from the one linked I prefer Sephora only because I live in NYC and there's no Ulta here, yet there's like 25 Sephora's here. Plus, Sephora has the best return policy (on par with Nordies). If I order something online, shipping is so fast that sometimes I get my order the next day That's not PG I know right? I've been playing since the Steam release an only a week ago I learned you can sell golden idols to shopkeepers. OH... well I guess someone else found it Yeah LOL what a loser ...are you saying *breeze?* I saw Kassadin actually make it through bans not so long ago Damn, tough luck :/ I suppose you could use it as a mixed attacker? At least your U-turns will hit harder? I wonder how crappy hes enb was if hes fps never drops under 50. Do you take requests Sure, but who was following you to downvote that post? I always thought this sign was put up if a special kid lived on that block How do you know this story isn't true and this wasn't a message from the dark web? The Honedge I got was Timid, but it had 0 speed (no idea how that happened Holy...fucking...shit I was gardening with grandma Why would he have know who he had saved? ok.... What the actual fuck happened/didn't happen here? ... Is that a Kigurumi? On other news, I'm bored. Want to do something? WAT, 355 size? Gold? I was reading the comments on Instagram and somebody pointed out that Fitz looks like Bruce Campbell! ( Wait, they remade GoW1? pretty odd, seems to work fine today I gotta say: I did a double take on Scylla's icons, because I thought I was looking at Horo. Maybe they can implement the new client and replay they promised us now and we wouldnt even know if they did. If I could put everyone in a cage I would > so i was laying there in the weird position she put me in when i woke up, but when she took me out of the bed i was laying cozily under my sheets. Dem keys ain't even close! Someone took it. Staring Reverse Karthus. Skin but no bones. That is hilarious! I don't wanna imagine how dirty is crack must be. Maybe you are talking to the same girl.... Mind if I ask how did you create Lightning on FF XIV? Every time I tried, it looks likes a deformed Lightning Wow that looks beautiful You're capital city is named Pong? How the hell do you even break a Lumia? I've seen vids of the 900 being used as a hammer A week and a half? Yes...that's plenty of time to make an informed opinion..... Touche fractalman, Touche If you ask nicely, you can pet them! I think you would have killed me before he got popular 32 in 1? What are General Tso's? But... if it's well-liked, why isn't it *cheaper*?? So....I think someone was just trying to flirt with me.... At least she doens't have heels. Or maybe she got eight heels? "ducati" means $20,000+ bike... no matter what They don't tire, you do, they will chase you endlessly You mean like first person view? If she ever saw the car?, it crashed through the wall Bigfoot's what? How big is a big meal in this context Democrats... for someone with shitty gear (like me) those rings look quite shiny Hey where'd everyone go I compared it to the big screen in the middle. Yea its insane! Wait.... you can fix mistakes that are many finished rows down on your object?!?! Aaaahhhh!!!! Its almost here So apparently, Trundle beats LB At 10 weeks my pants are uncomfortable but it's all gas. I bought maternity clothes because I'm gassy. .jpg that's a gif? That's so creepy. "YOU'RE FAUKEN INSIDE THE PLANE! ....the one in the body of the twelve year old? (** Bahahahahaha!!!! Some people like silly things omg........reddit may hate op, but reddit is nothing without him. Pretty sure his last appearance on a screen was the windshield of that's sports car, and it def looked like a hit With one hand? That is hardcore. If I tried that my hand would soon become a tangled mess of fingers The guardian? Link? Wat. Dancin while my headphones on around the house n its not empty lol Hmm, that actually makes sense to me, because I have been able to do some neat things now and then, just based on personal research or consulting some lesser-known company resource, lol. I wish most of their problems were that simple...but honestly think some of them have figured out how to make their machines divide by zero & kill themselves... Scary... Good grief... I am concerned about that line of thinking, especially when related to the medical field. Would you rather I had named it something else? oh thanks now I need to scout the safari some more. I need that floette Steve Blake had a triple double Most OP thing ive ever seen, rabid wolfs with aids that travel in a pack. ooc: oh snap, you're right, my bad Man. I saw the headline and I was like "Don't watch it! Don't watch it! *snap*! Awww fuck! Alcohol + Caffeine = Safe? I have never seen this sport... ever. I *just* bought a set of Torani syrups. Omg... I can't wait to try this If they are legit they should go through. My god this subreddit sure is downvote happy Holy shit. That second one.... Hey, wait a second! I got Valentines from /u/apollymipanthos, too. Did she get matched to more than one person? Fnatic vs Roccat tomorrow You had to condense... It's amazing what people sitting behind a computer can do without even getting up to pee. That is certainly something I thought of. It would probably be...weird. Used to be 115 pounds, now I'm 140... Why can't you use the stalls I've never heard that before. Thank you! At first I thought it said you started having kids at age 97, I was like Lol its not really a problem, and if my name says it then is it really a risk Don't touch your phone or your mother gets a dick pic. So you started working on this the day dataless released his concept for the mob farm, which looks and works exactly the same but nothing is copied. Isn't life crazy!? It's actually bothering me a little bit that he has eyebrows though. Yup & those forearms! Haha oh wow we're desperate. do people change socks daily? Ended up hitting top 8. Totally blown away and surprised, but very happy about it! I know this is totally off-topic but I really like the color of your hair What if that is him Clay Matthews Jr. Are you viewing a cached version or something? \m/ What makes you think China would attack anyone There's a Captain's Log system? Wow. That is some creepy shit! Glad you all made it out okay. Thank you for sharing! I'm going to go hide under the covers now. this is beyond creepy, it's obvious madness Majora's mask, is that you? Wow. Those are some really awesome looking lecture hall chairs Oh my god. I just peed a little bit. Yeah..... you're suppose to do that without telling me kristi? ALL It does, its clear enough, but seams Im starting to have commissions I thought it was four years $450 for 100ml... Does he have something wrong with him Who doesn't keep a spare roll or two under the sink? Seriously, what do they do when they get the Hershey Squirts and need another roll? I was wondering why my mouse sensitivity felt weird I know it is probably coincidence because they are pretty popular clips. But like the first minute of the video is have almost the exact same clips/cuts in an amv i made a few months ago Wait, what? Seriously? Where have you been all this time I seriously cant tell if guy or girl I tried to send a modmail, only to be told that no mods existed, and no mods were displayed anywhere I was thinking about a RANGED wrestler for a while OH. MY. GOD. dem boobs no one? Egads, they look like demonic public lice. Is that really the same woman? Would love some tips then. over 100 levels in 1 day This is such a good painting! I can't figure out how you made everything so clean... I've never heard of this myself, I'm constantly amazed at the uses of breast milk. why unfair? Strange, it always used to be the NWAF! Now every single time I've been to NEAF, that usually had barely anyone in the mod, I run across people. Aaaaaand now I don't have to poop ... Thank you sir! Yeah, that was kind of a "fuck me" moment with the pitfall. Needed a breather, but game wasn't having any of that shit. Not even a new record How do you keep them at the right RH? This really puts my mining efforts into perspective Odd, your avatar just popped up for me. I'm purple again? ^^ questa se è una battuta non l'ho capita Wow, our experiences with those two games are completely opposite. I don't know if it's because of the server you are in. I've been playing a warrior who made quite some mistakes in the first couple of instance runs, but never been called retarded or something. So far, I've never really met so many helpful and nice people in an MMO, and I've played a lot of them. Maybe it's really just the server 46274 songs, 2874 Albums, 128 days of music... Bees? Beeeeeeees! WELL. Wait, blender 3D for editing? You've used this exact argument twice, word for word, in the same thread So generous. Your tip will be used for moAr tips Hooooo-leeeeee shit Woah!! my teacher 5 years back even want russia and north africa absorbed into it So if im doing the SS lifting but not the SS diet i wont gain strenght ? Creepy, I my self Hatched a simmilar Tyrunt after 97 eggs . and it was my second hatched too. Obviously, that's the painting's goal. I mean, obviously... I've had green since about the beginning and I've never lost it. A.... pugapoo? did the guys who fell land on the small bridge? MTV ist infiltrated with Hiddle OH MY GOSH IT'S A GHOST... ON... LIIIINE! The gray one looks like my cat! Whats wierder is that the follow up story, confirms that the 3 match ban he received is being upheld. What exactly did the ref do wrongly here? The guy was right Imagine the power stance attacks with 2 great swords. Is that an Axe coming from league where issues like this take more time to be adressed or to never been adressed, it really shocked me how fast and how eficient valve is at fixing issues. is... too good to be true That website has a link to the apk in a rar file. I hope that's the free version. Thumbnail looked like Sushi The interaction is nice to listen to, but EVE seems to consist mostly of menus. I've been watching videos of his escapades in EVE, and it's been frightening to find there exists a game more dull to watch than LOL. - yes they have... your photography skills have clearly degraded That background music Ick! Are you the guy that was in a venture my corp mate killed yesterday I dont at all see that for national pride, unless its in some very rare cases. You dont choose where youre born. In most cases you have done nothing major to actually influence the way your nation is heading. So what the hell are you proud of? $600.. > HOLY HELL! IT'S A SQUARE ENIX REP! Everlyn was able to stun? and what about tyr? Doesnt it say she is playing 0 games? V4s exist? thanks for the offer. Someone actually just traded me a kunkka shadow blade for it Well it really depends on what configuration its in, a Flat 2 in a BMW would not look like a boxer since the guy would be throwing both arms left and right. A Flat 4 could be seen as 2 boxers back to back throwing punches, but then we get to a flat 6 and you have a 6 handed boxer You sneak! I'm still waiting on those dreams myself. I'm having dreams about trees, though. It's scary the amount of seemingly undisclosed information that page has. How did anyone find his middle name and his mum's name? ( Then your reading comprehension needs serious work... They would be able to steer the hijacked plane by utilizing the sheer gravity generated by their massive balls. My FC made /u/anias hits 340 without Foes as SMN Pepper spray in the lady parts? Onks tollasta paskaa Suomessakin!? They still do original stuff all the time. We saw the "edited" version of Wolf of Wall Street? Somehow you have a voting power of 4 because my karma on that comment went from -3 to 1 in a half hour Meh, I'm not a fan of either. Kahr has a very long, but smooth trigger pull on all of their guns. Unfortunately, I think, there are inherent design flaws with the angle of their feed ramps and magazines. I do not believe that Kahrs reliably cycle JHP ammunition. Google around, you'll find plenty of folks who are disappointed with either failures to feed, or rounds falling out of their magazines. Upvoted you... don't get why people are downvoting. Is that just a stack of records leaning against each other vinyl on vinyl in a cardboard box You should have snapped a video HOW LOW ARE YALLS SINKS Seems like everytime a team gets 90% or more votes in favor they tend to lose. You got frozen for the Alien Aisha Vending Machine? Wait, why are you arguing opposite points here and above? Here, you're saying Chapel isn't good and above you're arguing that the simulator is broken. WTF SOAZ DIED ON MUNDO O_O. I didn't expect that. When was the last time since forever that SOAZ died 1v1 during laning phase? It shouldn't be curdling. So, like... just mayo and dried tortilla? Shits broken yo MS +5 per level? Thank you, but get closer than 10 yalm to my Chocobo and you'll be Crispy instead of Sweet 'n Sour The fuck did I just read? The kid is still 20 Hahaha...he is a wild kitten though. Doing laps around the furniture and attacking toys all day My wife and I were planning on rescuing a cat from a shelter soon anyway...but I never thought we would find our kitten the way we did Thanks for telling me about that, I placed my order and from the looks of it EMS was free Oh my goodness! Rotom/Mew looks like he had a worse time than Alex Murphy at the beginning of Robocop... Jesus. "Love, your sexual chocolate." Wow how did i miss that Dear god what happened to this thread? We hooked up our GoPro to one of our jammers after scrimmage last week for a little fun. wait ... this isn't a key and peele skit? 3!? Wow! That is so many That thing's forearms are freaking buff for a lizard What is it testing? What a fantastic series Yeah maybe...but...HOW?! Awesome idea, and thanks for the link to buy. i may have to steal this from you In fact I did; I was there for a *very* brief time. It does not feel like a safe place when you're there Are you saying google is bad? " I know Omg Whaa? 200 shinys I lost 15 pounds last time I quit he would also have to be alive. Join us. What the fuck did I just see err, the outside skin will produce the lubricant? Forget within feetof a person, how the hell did that thing not leave a paint streak on the runway with it's wingtip. wow that is nuts AHHHHH wow, I am really impressed that something like this is possible with todays surgery If you're stalking me.... I thought OP was going to say he Deadlifted 1000lbs Lackluster And a boob job? tell me about it! my tumblr inbox is filled with guys asking me to peg them and send them photos of my arched neck Ummm, how did you manage to do that Haha that's what I'm trying to figure out. Do I need to go to the post office or can I put on some stamps? Do you happen to know? Good job :) Also...that's a lot of cats I want to go to there Sub-ohm dripping with 24mg? I have a moonball gastly actually, just not a shiny and I don't want to MM that guy myself since... I have so many wishlists for myself. XDD Damnnn hm. If you value the moonball one more then I'd def only be able to offer on the 6iV. Oney and PsychicPebbles DAT LION. Dem scars Haha. There actually is a Minecraft porn plugin. It's called "Strip Mining" if u give 25k i will give u back 30k in 2 weeks, u cant stop me from paying interest his wage is so low my friend had a basenji years ago, and if you heard the noises that thing made while in the woods at night.... holy shit THANKS this has never happened to me before What level were you? I was 15, had a knight, monk, white mage, and black mage. First turn, used an internet person i found on this subreddit to do 350 damage, did some monk attack (the one thats stronger but makes you do it at the end of the turn) and used Black Mage Special lightning bolt attack. With the rod and hat that boosts lightning damage, i did about 750 to him. Then for some reason, the guy on the right gave up and ran (something about the thief being broke?) And then i just did lightning spells, and whatever attacks till he died. Didn't see him use a single potion, and he even did a 4 brave attack what do you mean? Wait, THAT'S what that is?! I knew it felt fantastic but I didn't know why. I have seen buses like this used to transport watermelons in Georgia...If only ap lulu When has he said that? me neither This is so freaking neat Second place makes a man out of you. Bring a shirt? Race of the race? I figured pretty much all those rules apply to the standard daily thread Huuuge non-organic almonds are treated with PPO, insanely nasty stuff. smokehouse flavour? Great another toxin. And unsoaked almonds will be full of phytic acid, another toxin. Amazing what some people think is healthy.. I bet your protein plus cereal, almond milk (again PPO treated), and greek yogurt is full of added sugar too. Someone get this guy a gurney stat, we're going into defib! im using opera right now and I had no idea about that torrent downloader thing I've been on Reddit for 5 years - How do you subscript? Why does he look like he's shitting his pants while standing on his tiptoes? You seem to know a lot more people involved with horses than I do Where would that b fit in?? Mother Of God... It Has Begun... You're calling that "decor"? King Geoffrey anyone? You aren't 20 and going to the UofM, are you? You look very much like an ex of mine . . . What if EA is creating terrible gaming experiences, in an attempt to get people to stop playing games and go out in the real world? are you really playing like that? Haha! Ok. ? Man? Is it a she or a he? What the shit You're putting your feet in her vagina? I'm usually quite sceptical about this stuff, but GOD DAMN that looks like vel'koz OR: "The Throat of the World **IS NOT** a Throat" | Scylla is a teeanager? Ohhh, okay that makes sense now haha. I thought it was code for some sore of masturbation device? Be careful using semen, especially for women. Sure, it's fun for a few minutes, but one ink splatter could mean pregnancy Luckily, theyre not the ones elected to represent me but the ones elected to represent people in a foreign country that evidently cant/dont want to do anything about it, so I dont really see the difference. Neither is going to stop Is that what middle class is like in the US? I can understand that. I can imagine if someone came up to us in a public place in that situation (as an intraracial heterosexual couple) and had that sort of 'good for you' look and said 'I support you, go for it with your unusual life choices' I would be like That would be very odd since my mother is the only person my father would likely ever feel like murdering And most of the subscribers are male. Holy shit. That's freaking hot. People subscribe to Hulu? Dont mean to burst your bubble but Mario DuckHunt Never had a box. Ao kuang is not humanoid bracer Accidentally read 'man' as 'mum' She got mad at your friends for waiting for her to drop you off? But how can work cerberus voice pack? you shit and piss enough to FILL a drawer? what's that? Why's it already purple? ..... Wow Bulgaria! Reddit is really starting to make me think that incest is really common... Wait what "its fine..." Well, Blaziken's a chicken, so somehow that's more appropriate? but then u can't clean around it properly and filth will accumulate Woah, information overload crap, where did i post this now It's the only one with a different UID You can do that?! Didn't know he played hon that makes sense Master Guardians? Never lol. Just look at these ragdolls and you know where your enemy is? SupportVicious Did you hear me? No, I was being completely serious. Surprised i've not heard it once seeing as it has 40 million views. This is exactly how I got a splinter on one of my feet when I was 10!! ... Maybe I'm your teacher? Conditioner first...I've always done that That CPU Cooler looks like a transformer damn rude Yellow card for what? Indeed I did not know this! That sounds scary as shit What in the fuck? I didn't even know you could still get that image without all of the follow-ups... You have shattered my perception of reality... I was suppressing that memory, and all the emotions just came flowing back Merely came here to say nice lineup Bringing people over to West Belfast driving past "Oh What's that there Why are there Caravans ?" ... "That's just the gypsy camp" ... Theres nothin to be afraid of there What's scary is if you didn't know it was your mom for whatever reason An people love to dive in low level they're huge, right? don't get caught messing with them and definitely don't take/post photos or videos of you interacting with them. it's a felony, and i've seen people learn it the hard way. lol That's why I love the makeup subs! Ordering makeup at 2am? SWEEEEET. I tell my husband I did it and he's like Are those Mari-gold contacts or are you just lucky and those are your natural eyes?! I just bought some and they look some. A month is nice, because after maybe 3 days I'll be adjusted. The last 5 weeks they had me switch back and forth each WEEK from days to nights... > How did I misquote you? I copied and pasted from your post. Damn, props for persistence I guess Look how much karma it has. You're very welcome! Again I apologize for the lack of lilies. Time for more breeding Trade you!!! I was thinking it was the other way around. ... Daaaamn. OOC: That's... adventurous. I'm just sitting here all dat face I can't even breed for more than an hour before getting bored... I can't believe what 10 months would be like You don't think his blood at the murder scene and his wife's blood in his hotel room supports the claim that he murdered her? Are... are we a cult? I agree Even Infinity? Wouldn't it be something crazy if someone could glitch the game and make it so you could have all 10 villagers the same one Been there for months ;) even got a link to it at the bottom though I really don't blame you for having missed that after the endless wall of text this post ended up being wow, that sounds insane Woohoo. More giveaways. :P And it's not just some small game. IDK BUT IM VERY EXCITED TO GET IT Well this is awkward Interesting but won't let me install it on my note 3 OOC: That's incredibly generous of you, and I will be forever grateful. Who hates Chuck is God posts? I got a good feeling this time around ! Wait... People consider American food cheap? This was almost as bad as *gulp* Spike at your Service Tanks :D This colour palette is amazing...it's such a good study. I'm finding so much purple Holy crap. You have amazing skin. That might actually explain it. Perhaps kicking in the door or smashing a window when they see you do it is enough. But if I'm invisible and they see me open a door, oh, well, that just must be ghosts or something add me if you want, icebrutality, not very good though... How did I not figure that out Mo villages mod? I read that as potato water Hey, for a day two Alistar, he did pretty damn well The Princess Bride level tea, apparently. since its the smaller metal beard, what did they replace the shark with wasnt there already a post like this yesterday?? Yes yes yes No, but servers are pretty much what it takes to run a game properly. town might be full Why is the electricity so cheap? Rigs like this are unviable here because it's 50 cents per kWH Oh man, I definitely feel you on this! I no longer doubt my initial reactions regarding people. Each time I have pushed my gut feelings aside it has come back to burn me in one way or another. Now, if I feel that reaction when first meeting someone I keep a little more distance and let them prove my initial reaction right. So far it hasn't been wrong... I could not tell you why this is though Just finished playing that game, pulled up reddit... you gotta wonder what kinda schlong it WOULD take to satisfy her On to Unova Ok, let's do this! Nice! Good reasoning, too. Unless you're some freak who's into *Strawberry Shortcake* roleplay. You mean your queue is 500 long? her face and hand kinda make me feel like she's turning into a zombie I read the same thing after women's practice but that's the only thing I remember. Still, even if they were shaved down once, we can imagine what they were originally like It is all in my head. Twist: He does have a brother though... Er, I find GIMP to be MUCH easier to use than PS. Thank you for all those that attended! It was lots of fun as usual. :] (>\^(> "Her most ambitious crochet model weighs 4.5kg (10lb) and uses 5.5km (3.5 miles) of yarn." how the hell do you even get into the top floors? For me it's pinned at the bottom Jim Carrey? Is that you? im not being a dick i promise. if anything im being a pushover Just read his nudie-run-at-work-party story! Dodgecoin? choo choo motherfuckers I've never seen upvotes that high before As a child, I told my younger cousin that there was a dragon outside that could see us through the windows. Not only did I freak her out, but freaked myself out too. I still don't trust that dragon I've been watching you since this thread was posted. DEM PAWS Uh.... ....omfg. such hashrate!! hello thirded. Me too. My friends reddit username is /u/Dwarf--Shortage. He has no idea I know. I'm just sitting here all You describe a hunte I really like the idea of her 1 having to hit a target before dashing away. Thats the way i thought it was in the first place You studied the pic for 30 seconds? TI's result in +44'000 no votes A customer asking for a distribution center address: "which Wisconsin is it? Wisconsin Dell's. Or Wisconsin Rapids?" Then... why? This alien face is going No, paperback - don't think I would have made it through if I've listened to it on audio. In general, the whole audio book concept confuses me. This is probably how my parents feel...about everything Yeah i don't understand why our fps drops I might be the exception to a lot of people here but, way before I even started eating right and stayed actively healthy, I've never once actually been sick. Why are you posting this kind of request on this sub The wild everyone is confused I'd hate to have a Hacksaw MAX creep up behind me... Those things insta-kill if they get close enough. Are you an Egyptian Shibe? 4.35 x BW... I like my older daughter's curly hair, but it's very hard to maintain sometimes Wait there's more to the internet than reddit I understand all of that, it makes sense. But I wasn't in the new section - This was front page. Me too TIL Oprah Winfrey is worth $2.9 Billion. Lol, Vegas playing nice. I swear windows movie maker works better.... You dont guess em bro! There are loads of places that it shows you. I doesnt take much to learn and most of them are pretty intuitive eg chest: square of wood. SERIOUSLY those prices though. I didn't even notice that... Er, I find PS to be MUCH easier to use than GIMP. Miho's plot wasn't that big before... Umm if you didn't realise I wasn't self promoting..... I linked a different persons channel....... the funny thing is even tho everyone on both team got dc and like 600 ping there are never loss prevents That, by the way, averages to 46.12604166666667 faps per hour. Soraka with heal jesus christ. +90 Armor from w then +20 Armor from refresh You sell meth now Huh? That's mandarin. How'd you get shanghainese out of that? Is it just me or does that door look like it's made of cardboard or a sort? I walked into a yarn store a little while ago and she wanted to give me a discount for being a middle school student. I told her I was a substitute teacher, her face was like I can't seem the find the article. Perhaps I dreamed that happened PLOT TWIST: Even more awkwardly, how did he know the hooker in the first place Caught me on my mobile. The only ranked team in California is SDSU Imagine playing hunger games on this map I'm a financial advisor and see this on a daily basis. It has become kind of an inside joke for us. When a couple comes to see us in their 40's or 50's planning for their imminent retirement we joke that they must not have had kids. We're right far more often than we're wrong. Having access to this information has not had an effect, I'm currently expecting twins How much did all of that cost omg!!! I would love to make one of these if I had the money Sadly the more enemies you can hit the more calculations there is for the servers, and I'm sure you already know how laggy it becomes at times (at least it does in EU, heard US have better life there How Sky is a solid grey (overcast) here. Smooth together cream cheese and unsweetened cocoa and eat it with colby jack cheese. They're charging for tickets now? Every time I've gone in the past, it was always free. My middle finger only makes contact with my ring finger for the duration of my snap. It doesn't touch my hand at all Ah, right! I see it now. It makes sense now. Root seems to be the best NA team. That was terrible Oh WOW that's weird. It's odd that he set his day to move out on his birthday Uuuh, did you even read the blog post that you linked to? What in fricks name is that!? *that's* the music video for Bad Romance? Wow, such dogecoins How old are you? that 3rd one looks AMAZING and omg i need a cupcake right now Heck yeah. When the bass comes in on Bilar Woah! Greensburg too! First GBG redditor I've ever seen I know, right? I thought it was so cool back then . . . but then I re-watched it. may I ask what kind of chairs those are? The ones where you said they cost 1500 each, (ones at each desk). they look gosh damn comfortable! so trash and either your 2018 or 2019 first round draft pick the level of courage you must have to zap a lutari I'm on... tried sending you requests and you are in a battle with someone? I was, though Bjergsen got "shutdown". He only won by 60CS and he killed Pobelter only twice in 1v1. this game has something that scares the shit out of me Didnt even knew that they are changing supports Thought the Gif was a joke for a second, and it's positive on shield too I will never see Robocop the same again ~~550k doge = $825 dat negative camberrrrr There's a weird kind of intimacy about it, for me anyway Maybe he already did return to her. Now imagine how big he would be if he didn't do all that! It's staring into my soul OOC: How old are you? woah?! what happened okay xD it said someone was coming and just crashed so... I wasn't expecting that I think I recognize that screen shot. Oh, they don't? okay then.... How is this even possible? It'll be a while. It's due in May. 20 pages. Not that I'm totally stressing out about it... Scariest healers SHHH! YOU'RE GOING TO DRAW THE DOWNVOTE FAIRIES TO US BY POINTING THAT OUT When your grades are "ugh" you can only have three possible specialties. I'm doomed live on the 38th (top floor) in Toronto near fc Toronto stadium, i keep my eyes to the skies a lot but have never seen anything un-explainable :( hoping that changes soon ! thanks for the post op will try to see if i catch something. Maybe being this high up is not such a good thing to find ufos haha maybe they are below me He told you you can't watch porn? I feel your pain. I just got done removing over 200 instances of malware on my mom's laptop. I got it for her for Christmas. How does someone get that much malware in less than two months? Why are people down-voting all of your comments? Oh yeah reddit ate my comment too What FPS Dropage? If I wanted to go to the city in the weekend, I would have to cross international boundaries, my dad would have to every day Did you see the new Walking Dead??? There's mureder in those eyes in the first pic Oh. Yeah. I thought you'd meant that the initial damage was killing them, and I was all Read that as "cute *baby* grinds on top" the first time Apparently Santa is not actually real Weird.... Kendrick only been in the spotlight for a couple years !!! Ouch. Sorry about those titanium rods in your back. Maybe bring your own chair to work? Though from my past make sure to put your name on it with paint, because ive had chairs stolen from my desk at work before (by other coworkers, ive caught who did it though)!! Oh my word. That is a darn beautiful chair Damn the Givewaway ended......!! They sound rather English! yes they are real. what 23 year old can afford implants??? -_-....o_o....o_O...... I don't understand either of those. There just isn't room Facial Recognition Disorder is a real problem. My partner needed glasses years before he got them as a young child, we think that may be why he can tell people apart by their voices, and actually has a savant-like ability to remember and recognize individual voices, but *cannot* differentiate *any* people apart by face. I joke that he knows me by my voice and breasts... but it's kind of true. She looks a little old to still be wearing diapers How intimate? But...you're not /u/gogoshaminoranger... Or are you? so meta.. I understood every reference.. is that bad? Welp, enough sleeping and other one-off nonsense, looks like it's time to get back to relationship troubles and all that Her handwraps don't have her knuckles wrapped The xbone still exists? Really? You guys pronounce it "sønmørsalpane"? Wait, you get *corn*holed there? ONLY Wait.. those aren't the lyrics? $100K already. They made the Hound cry. "US-American"? There's a subreddit for just about anything, isn't there? Who is the other person Holy fuck! O_O You just shattered my world Forgot about compounding Tin. "I can taste colours... I can smell your fear..." Shit, Black Flag is "old man music" now? Teemu's older than both of his linemates combined! I had never thought about this Well i know that it can be frustrating when you try so many Times And you fail at every single one of them, but still when i manage to get a hit it certainly puts a big simile on my face, but i dont start screaming like that ...or so they say MFW someone from CLG talks about anyone else's results ... Jesus Christ. what version of Firefox is that? Other states don't know Dominic the Donkey? Black Mage wrecked the first dungeon for me I thought you got your smicha there? Are you saying you are a genius who did it in a short time? I somehow missed your whole paragraph about DoA FULL DISCLOSURE: This is my Kickstarter project! I'm on day 4 of my campaign and my project is 700% funded! WHAT. Does this work with other spin to win abilities like Wukong's Cyclone? I'm Tivo'ing every curling event!!! That is gorgeous But... Light-year... It's in the name... I do think her slow is very strong and should be tweaked. But what really bothers me is seeing people complaining about her slow AND her basic attacks ooo they may be starting this wednesday I don't know whats worse the Poppy or the Alacrity boots on Ryze Don't you know French flag But the dragons continue to grow until they become the size of Smaug Curtis Axel has a finisher? >What? I'm making bad grades A few months ago she was in the dumps, no money in her pocket, working at minimum wage even though she has a degree in psychology, with no where to sleep but my couch. All of a sudden she's the manager at a Burger King even though I'm pretty sure she never applied there. When I asked her how that happened she just told me certain arrangements were made and that was that. But when we went on our weekly shopping spree, she confessed that she was certain she saw someone that looks exactly like her at a Starbucks.......creepy how the stories are similar Really? You're "alarmed" that you will no longer get special treatment and may have to play on equal footing with solo players? Jeebus. Talk about disregarding everything you say. I get 7 reports and I've been playing for like 10 months I have an Airy Tee and some Oval Shades for you :3 with those 3, having any type of pants and socks(if you even have to wear them.. I'm not sure I don't know how long that is! Is it weird i do that as a adult to my fiance These mat brats are going to rule the world one day. There's a Google TV? ... What is it and why should I join? OMG HI This defines me at this moment I see "Special" and I see your username as Apoll My externals never actually leave the house. I was really worried when I started reading this that you were going to say he was a jerk Thanks for the commie propaganda apparently regarding the completely asinine labor theory of value. Dog. This is, I'm just confused as to whether i lower my flourish dose or not then, because early a number of people said to lower it and now a number are saying to use it as an algacide. And so heavy. This is a comment Nope.. not doing that again! I got sucked in a couple months ago Since when was Kayle a 450 IP champion? This isn't still around?! No OC, just freaking adorable ( You're pissed... because he supported a family member? Are blink stalkers an issue in PvT?!... Ahh yay, are you still here? I'm with ya. But maybe for different reasons. Some days I feel like Jon Legend is singing to me, rather than me thinking of someone that I would sing it too... so I blast Katy Perry to feel manly again. Your mii scares me That's odd But that's exactly how the first two games work... ** ....Holy shit. He does Fire was invented between 0 CE and present day? Just curious, where do you live where you aren't allowed to create an employment contract that stipulates ethical conduct? But how do you light the cedar splint? Dem eyes........ I'd join you. Ended up getting 16M with my friends who only bot Yeh i'm impress me when i compare nemesis to her. If we don't have label i would say kali have a body more warrish than nemesis she is so thin. even nu wa is bigger You have 12 hello kitties? They are saving him to counter TheOddOne.... Crazy Should you really ask children on the Internet to ask you sexual things? I agree, the carver was one that really kept me in suspense and then when he went after Christian I was like HOLY SHIIIIIIIT! I was like, jaw on the floor when I found out Kit was involved! We were all like whaaaaaat?!?! It was really suspenseful! Then when he told Sean to stop and he didn't we freaked out. One thing that has always creeped me out was that crazy agent lady Coleen Rose who tricked Sean and then stuffed that other agent guy like a bear, I was like WEIRDO... She really went off the deep end BARE FEET! So... they simply remove map instead of fixing it? Based on people's comments, Ben Cumberbatch seems like a genuinely awesome person and I'm ever so grateful for that because I'm crushing on him so hard right now. A couple of days ago on /r/cumberbitches there was a story of a girl meeting him, showing him her portfolio of drawings, him actually taking the time to talk to her, autographing a drawing, pics were taken, AND taking one of her drawings of Tom Hiddleston to be signed by Tom (apparently they're very good friends, that alone blows my mind), and mailing Tom's signed drawing back to her! WOW Is that square 2.2 grams of banana as well? TIL these machines actually exist I use to see, out of the corner of my eye, an old lady sitting on my living room couch in the house I grew up in. I never confessed this to anyone. Blamed it on my over active imagination. I once told my mother that I think our house was haunted and she said 'who, the old lady on the couch?' Because he is constantly talking nonsense. You could probably make few minutes of his nonsense highlights every LCS week. But I agree he has fantastic voice for casting and is kinda pretty is there more people with my name? Dem eyes I-i-is your OC... dead? Headshot someone and their head explodes^^^Liberated What's beach Oryx??? Ya it does. Does it still exist? That lawn is not mowed I don't mean it in a negative way, actually impressed if it's real, but that's the most pubic-hair-looking facial hair I've ever seen. ... 14 Feb, maybe? What kind of problem do you have with /r/christianity? You should have seen one of the candidates running in Alaska... she spoke in tongues at the gym. Wait... they are allowed to just replace a player right before a lan final? lol now after reading this, my dog (passed away about a year ago) ate grass almost every time she went outside... no idea why hell yeah, now i am going to be really paranoid. That is an odd shame I can send you to this guy that handed me legendaries, a shiny six IV suicune, I was soooo tempted to keep it XD but still returned them Btw your eevee/espeon is it timid? if it is, I already have one ev trained with wish, baton pass, Curse and yawn << and yeah it's magic bounce Think Aegis is worth more than BoR Are your temperature sensors dead How hard is it to strip out whitespace? I don't think so… How do I find my shiny value Maybe there's a specific youth group hang out...? I went to a friend of mine's youth group a couple times and it was a pretty cool place with like couches and tables and a mini-stage and a bar-style counter for food. And their service thing ends sooner than the adult service thing so...I dunno. USD$110k/year?! Holy shit. You removed my two favourite songs from Neon Bible and The Suburbs I'm behind on things. I checked the Wikia not too long ago and the Ember prime chassis was a drop from T2 cap. It's a drop from T1 MD now? When did this happen? Dat Zisteau face.... whoa, great work there!! based on the translations, we can assume there would be 4 basic jobs (warrior, mage, artist and sage) in the beginning to try out i guess I can't stop playing this game Holy crap, I wasn't expecting this much feedback riot please hire this guy, such talent But only EuW is down? Like I can play on my BR acc and NA acc Also what da fucks up with shipping cost ya think I was sending it from here! Clicked on a $3 polish with shipping it was like $17 ...Why do you have the #7 shirt as Mata? And they're also both now on my wishlist :P In case we don't get one soon Have you got anyone else helping you donate? If you pause right when his heel hits the ground, the basket isn't even in the frame. This change doesn't make her more warrior. actually you destroy her wave clear Man this is so strange! Two days ago my work buddy and I struck up a conversation about video games. One thing led to another and before long we were both nerding out hardcore over Morrowind and just swimming with nostalgia. He comes to work today and tells me about Baader-Meinhof and says when he got home his wife asked him if they still had Morrowind for the Xbox. I get home from work, hop on reddit, and now I'm reading this thread. And only vegetarian food Your entry requirements look a lot harder than those here The daughters also a swinger. Who are you Same thing for me in France (EUW) I was playing (350ping with fiber Those hands Are you selling 0.01 btc for 100 doge? There are tallettes in KY Those are some well-dressed muggers But before she wore the cape, she wasn't wearing that are we friends on facebook yet? wait what? how? Har du nulret hele klumben i? ^ Wait, what? You can base assault in EU? Holy fuck, is that soft? Formerly abused kid here. I used to get beaten for crying/screaming if I got hit, so eventually i learned to stay completely silent if I got hurt, whether it was intentional or not. I can also sort of switch off being 'affected' by pain to some extent. Unfortunately, I sort of go 'blank' when i'm expecting pain and stare into space, and it freaks people out. When I remember, I try to act like a normal human and go 'ow' or something, or people think i've passed out. THE GREAT LEADER HAS RISEN. But, not being ashamed is being proud Only mech pencil? How is it possible that you get 10 doge (with big blocks i suppose) while mining at 90kh/s, and i get 20 doge per big block while mining at around 1150kh/s? you're absolutely right! I still can't believe they did this video ** I havent seen fountain camping since DOTA Is she Darth Vader? And small, and of a good... shape. This tiny dood could fill any hole... ACKWARD Death by being sucked into a jet engine ... "u/rpg"? This was just a line in 2 broke girls, right? You mentioned you were aiming for a 6v6 newbie sort of setting. If you need some one to "coach" or at least offer insight and advice to the new players after a game of either 6v6 or Highlander, I'd love to be that guy. I've scrimmed and main called for mid-high open teams (and steel and silver way back when) and I'm playing CEVO open (maybe main? why do people downvote this ? anyone care to explain what the hell is going on? I go to two places to use the search function to find something, Google, then Reddit... dogecoin is used on 4chan? It took this artist 2800 hours to render this very large drawing. ( Thought you said Uterus. Taking* Holy Bee, 20k+ comments! Where? And now we just hope to go the new endpoint works well enough... yea i feel like there's a ton of us hiding around. This is adorkable phoo-ho! i curiously click the link, first image that pops up is some chick riding a huge dick I have Moon eyes thankyou! I'm online though what is this carbine thing you're talking about? I genuinely wanted to know who is there... i'm blind. Where do you live that theatres have a "gold class"? What mod are you using for your ebony armour? :-) :-( ;-) :-P =-O :-* :O B-) :-$ :-! :-[ O:-) :-\ :'( :-X :-D I don't play Chronos but every single time I have faced him mid, with an Ao or Ra, or someone with great clear- he gets roflstomped. I think Chronos belongs in solo where he will typically face someone with similar clear, like warriors and the like. Even there, you can end up facing a Ra, though My 89yo Mom sleeps on her back with her hands crossed over her chest. I've gotten up to check on her hundreds of times since she sleeps casket ready How slow are your gas pumps You're using bing I was fighting I think Narga and it moved areas after running away, limping. I got a message saying 'quest complete' and when I got to the area it was in, deviljho was just sitting there eating it I got into the forum, just takes a while. I think it's cause everyone is logging in at the same time. You know what else I learned today? Will Smith is only 45 as well now THIS is a confession You still have to wave the rod around, though, don't you? Also, my DM's been having my roll Sleight of Hand checks - should I be doing Bluff checks instead? Wow, downvoted within 2 minutes of posting... Did BA Numbskull become a shelf turd & I'm unaware ? I am willing to negotiate or add for many things on the list but I don't see why this is far off?? People actually liked that? Actually after re-reading everything it showed me how old I feel holy... this splash is amazing The doctor said count backward from 10 to 1. I said 7 then woke up in a pool of blood on my couch Wow, amazing link. I had no idea there were so many cryptocurrencies until i click that link. Click Campaign. This is clearly a secret singleplayer story mode that has been leaked Does this mean I can play Dota on Afghanistan deployments? At first, I was like, eh, about the Chinese characters floating across the screen, but the second he got that pentakill all I saw was white. If you hurt your back in warmup, you probably shouldn't have pushed through to a new 1RM What if the two are biological descendants of Aoba and that's why they have such high compatibility ..wat?? If college ever accepts doge as payment... I shall attend to figure out what you just said I'm pretty sure he sold his eye sight to the devil in exchange for this talent. Does that cop DD his cruiser? I don't like how you cant die 1.5s cooldown on his W? Really? This is all so confusing. Just getting it today and everything is changing so fast already If you Stream this as you play it, when you move.. I'll never stop watching As a girl I can tell you that would be perhaps the hottest thing in the entire world Which...is what I said omg. Lol!! I think we've gone off topic. Oh god, yes. That commercial is creepy as shit. I saw it for the first time the other night and was all O_O O_O Haha true story. I don't feel like mine would be mad as much as she would just be like " Looks like pure sex. I have no idea why it says that I....I've been drinking about that much of seltzer a day...I didn't know there was a bone problem with carbonation... Nice POV, do you think the pig would have tried to eat a human if they had landed in the pig pen Holy downvotes, Batman! Did I do something wrong here with my submission?! Those hips! Tinene? 6 cans of soda still seems like a whole lot to me. I've always wanted to check out the lounge..... WERE YOU THE ONE FROM /r/AdviceAnimals I thought they sold AQ systems and the systems came with viruses, I was like Why is this getting downvoted? Did I not follow the rules? She didn't change those sheets for a year. Hey It may be easier if we just trade the eggs since hatching them all will take time, but if you are not busy... could i possible get chikorita, turtwig, chimchar and piplup It's some kind of lizard. I wish I knew what it's name is... Because he is. Incredibly. Adorable. PatrickJMT is the top youtube commenter at the moment a... wolf...? ohhkaaay... I think Mr Bean did that once. He just stuck his head out the window while driving and gargled air wait.. are you saying that negatron cloak isn't a sea shell? How are you donating this all? The rape box I can imagine a lot of people trying to huddle in corners... or just freaked out too much to move. Some of us can't even get out of bed. I got home from work 2½ hours ago. I've been screwing around with flair coding ever since. QUICK LIKE THIS THREAD. Hadn't heard that yet, actually Your last night? What is this "global warming" you speak of? Why is he not wearing pants? Learn about congressmen and vote? I changed a light bulb for my girlfriend Wait, The Night's watch is still around? uuhhm.. it just caught it as it was supposed to flip from 01:00 to 00:23 and it just went 01:23 hr. d... didn't you just upvote? What happened here? I agree 100% I get so Hey, don't tell me what to do! I'll stare as much as I want. You kind of look like you could be my long lost sister, whoa. Are...are you talking about getting cum in your eye? Lance - 43 minutes I can't stop watching. I just saw that! Made me look up Elvis never heard those before Maybe it was a woman Neither one moved me at all, and I'm far from being a stiff-lipped sort of person. <_< I have no clue why so many other people are so broken up about those particular incidents and I am completely 'meh' reading them, because I'm pretty sure it's more uncharacteristic of me than it is strange of them. ....not sure if serious.... Wait so you don't get anymore or less doges? Just more consistent right? Mine aren't consistent I supposed, but that's what you get with fluctuating block values. I made 8000 coins in the past 24 hours, my estimated payout is about 5600 :D Well that's actually fairly normal for me so Someone else posted the links above. I just read them all and now I'm going to be awake for a bit You could also.....user you desktop to make your school works Haha I saw it too it was super awesome, they responded fast I dont understand why we cant just choose which 3 items we want to be protected. Seriously whats the point in having the 3 item protect if it keeps shit you dont need over shit you do Thanks Dat perfect line. That's it? You clearly haven't met my second gf from when I was 19. That was an average day for her Friendly FYI: I believe you mean "customers" :) I read somewhere that apostrophes can be used for pluralization sometimes, but it's pretty seldom At first I thought I misinterpreted the title when all that happened was the light went out, but damn! your pumpkin is evolving What's wrong with it? I thought this was a normal old build Or you could've lost it. Who knows, maybe people would've panic sold because "OMFG CRYPTSY DELETED MY DOGE" That's the fucking story of my life. dude....I did a leather workshop with that guy. AWESOMEST DUDE EVER. Loves surfing, leathercraft, making jokes, and the third floor of his house is a bar Good grief. Wow..No....but I can be! 34 minutes? im already at minute 48 Urca, non avrei immaginato che l'acqua esercitasse una pressione tale da frantumare un container. wow. Check out that proportion difference. i think she might have been mine too I was expecting a pic of a queue on the stairs or something, but a line that long *outside* the station? I actually just bit the bullet and bought a Wii u. I needed those goddamn butterflys. THAT BOX SPACE. My word. This really worries me, because I seriously just got a job at a call center at my school where I ask alumni for donations over the phone 24/7!!! * you guys have to pay for BC? Original. So original. "When I look through the scope the memories all come back" i still don't get what the red card was for Auffälligkeiten im Sinne von Korrosion Spot on! Like you read my mind... ooo ooo Pastafarian!.....great now I'm hungry. Ma questi, con 1€ ci mangiano? Cioè, tu ti tieni i tuoi 10 cent poi c'è la distribuzione, le spese fisse, vendono così tante copie da guadagnare? a channel of joe Ran my first SoO lfrs as blood a few weeks ago and ended up in the top three hps on a few fights - felt weird. You're right. There is nothing wrong about making a joke in your own home. Then again, you put it on the internet what girlfriend said. You took it out of the comfort of ones own home. Once it's on the internet it's there for us all to judge. Maybe we are all banned from /r/Pyongyang? Dude, I weigh 370 pounds and can touch my toes straight kneed Oh god, think of the splinters.... Wait. Singapore has the same currency symbol as India does? we're all here laughing but what if this is the guy behind the Illuminati or something I already did it Really When a 95% of a map is a series of tunnels and rooms, how exactly do you "stay outside"? Sure, stay outside and spawn rape. Meanwhile, everyone is inside playing the game. You must be one of those hang-back-and-snipe bush Wookiees who doesn't PTFO because it's too crowded around the flags. I thought spiders lived for only a few seasons He really said that? Devo averlo assolutamente I'm considering donating eggs. You make some gooooooood money from that. YES!!! I felt like that's how it was in FFX. I didn't know you could just ask and wikibot would appear Why did you put your email on a note? I know this is going to sound totally holy crap u like used that thing u learn in school what was it called.... Math! I never believed it would ever have practical use guess i was wrong Where are the trees! How can you get other party members killed? Just the other day a douche bag I work with actually said "I like her, she agrees with me." Still driving hard to the hole ive been wondering this myself since the day it occurred /O_O/ DEATH TO FOXACE / seems to be server related.. they reboot every 10-20 minutes now Snoopy back?! So by your reasoning, someone that is proficiently skilled in a tank is an asshole? you downvoted your own comment? how do they take it down? Wickd in the SK ? ...'pucking'? Do I even want to know? They are too delicious to take off the shelves! I bought 6 packages of the sugar free peppermint patties. Wait, you can receive in-store event Pokémon with a game not from the region? Or like what the NWO does, we use simple assassinations. Much more effective. The sad part is that this was true But is our downscaling better or worse than the one on the peasant box? When you fill in a survey and realise the biggest disagreement you've had about the dog in 3 years is which fancy martingale collar to buy her Of course they were delicious. I just hope I don't look like I dumped blow in my lap. Glad I'm not the only one thinking about this. What is NOTHING? I assumed that was blackness I'll try key quest again, I don't really understand it Phone GPS CAN be grossly misleading. I live in India and in some of my photos on Facebook, my "posted from" is tagged as Pattaya, Thailand. Don't even ask why, it's bizarre. so much to upvote... so much to upvote Yay! I tried running it the other day and it wouldn’t load, so i checked its folder and it was empty I haven't seen the series yet, but there's obviously a couple more of these for the rest of the episodes they did, right? ....Right? Heh, people around here have been using a more crude version of this to cheat at exams. They even had a mic connected somehow... Never killed anyone, so.... maybe? me was chased by a hidden zombie Try bathing cats/kittens. Puppies can bite hard... but cats are just fuzz balls with razor blades. My account is like, 10, but i don't know what food club is Blessed Defense + Blood Knight = I am agog! Are you serious? / I mean, if you read the description, this things connectors dont make any sense. the vent uses a pci slot apparently, which means this things "vent" will stretch all the way across the case... I wish I got it after 15 minutes We haven't been at this parenting thing for very long, but I can see us going in this direction. Recently my husband told me he feels disconnected to me. Like he doesn't know me, and to which I responded that I'm quite easy to figure out, I'm all baby all the time. We have a high need fella, Velcro baby they call it, and I'm just trying to figure out how to be a sahp/housewife for the first time in my life. You want to figure me out, find out who I am, look at my routine and you'll know. I'm constantly telling him, 2 hrs and he needs a change, unless he poops, this is how you put the diaper on so it won't leak (cloth diapers), did you wash his face and put lotion on, are there wipes in the box, he needs a nap every 30 min...etc he is only home for an hour or two while the baby is awake and I have to tell him to interact with him. It just adds to my stress. I love him dearly, but I don't have time to sit with him and share my dreams and desires, besides they're pretty easy to figure out. I dream about keeping the baby safe, happy, and on his routine! He says I'm not stressed.... The wall comes crashing down, the others march all the way south to Winterfell. Stop. Rejoice at having recaptured their ancestral castle, and home. GRRM goes into detail on all the crimes of the Kings of Winter, and how they robbed the Others of their homes and exiled them to the frozen tundra were they plotted and waited until the time was right to return. The red comet actually fulfilled their own prophecy and Azor Ahai was actually the blue eyed frozen guy we saw in one of the episodes in the series. Malta I remember seeing an ad for a BBQ place whose logo was a pig happily slicing himself up. Me too. What gets me is that I missed Gallium, and Antimony, but got Ununseptium correct. Wow He is one of the other mods in this thread though. how ironic Wow that's more than I expected, interesting... An atomic bomb the size of a large suitcase can take out an entire city... upvoted I'm not a lady I agree, it would be nice to see how many minions i have slain, as how it is in LoL. But this may create a chaos in other way. People will fight each other to get the last hit etc etc "Oh you KS'ed my minion" Is that dip spit on/in it? I don't think it's anywhere close actually. *Especially* if you consider the multipools #### #### I would hate to be part of a competitive masterbating team ... (>\^.(> I thought it was just a joke that the haircut existed. I've never actually seen it outside of yearbook photos Where the fuck would you buy bread like that, anyways? Six minutes? omg you have like a smoke mask The people they quoted are so dumb! If my hypothetical kid accidentally saw porn, I wouldn't care, just a bunch of naked people doin' what I would have done to make my damn kid. I would only be mad if it was that hardcore bondage stuff like that one gif with the girl being cemented in. And then he does that... Think about these quotes...The brain named itself the brain I just got turned onto this.. I had always had a female forever.. I felt weird having a dude down there.. My husband is kinda.. protective of my lady bits too and preferred female OBs.. Well the experience I had with a female doctor here.. Oh my god Open your eyes wide to look You don't know how true you fucking are. I feel like I need to keep my penis on lockdown, what if fucking bug eggs start hatching in my dick... I have no idea why I didn't give myself a shirt. The vanilla R9 290 is $650 Being from North Dakota... Mind=Blown Lava. It just looks so nice and gooey thankfully it's a boy turning 13, lol. I'm not sure what I'll do when my girls (currently 5 and 3) turn 13. I'll lock them in Rapunzel's tower or something. Especially if they are anything like me at that age She has my eyes. not sure if troll. That's not weird at all. Oh yeah, totally. Maybe we're all a little bit psychic... I'm just imagining how that would be, Just a face with ( Calvin here. Thanks, Dad... I think he is holding one of the swords with his erection so is this done? \ Did you really just post all that so people could see your stunningly witty pun? So many tweets... HYPE TRAIN IS SPEEDING UP. I need to hurry up and finish the rest of the games. That's... HER Facebook page. After "you" die? As in the "you" person you're asking the question of? How did you get so many crates? Did that actually happen to you What does HIMYM have anything to do with Marshal and Lolly...? Are you trying make jest at my offer...? Or is it Who buys a jdm H22a but swaps in an auto...? I'll have 50 grand lol... let me go into specific on what "super biased" means? Woah, LBJ didn't get Ted up this time Maybe I am and MAYBE I AM. Actually H4nn1 use that style, not throwing, he use it like 2 games before too So price gouging is okay, asking for charitable donations isn't? Yup -- I went in and did it from command prompt, having the same issue. This is terrible Wait, are you serious? What... what is *wrong* with your country? Its latin for "Hail, Emperor, those who are about to die salute you" They're SPOOKY OK, the poop trail is solidly in the obnoxious category. Fucking hell he was gorgeous It was the third word in his comment I'm ready for the halvening I got that game for $6 on Steam and now it's $30 bucks... Holy fucking shit.. I think I know you.. On your pic with Rush.... Who's the second guy? He oddly resembles me! That is quite the random question middle of the night, all the blinds closed and lights off, so scary OMG they mix the teams for game 3? When does SKT play? Can you imagine Marin and Faker in the same team Do not want wait... are you giving me a pat on the back? Or are you giving me a "thats cute" feeling? Dat cute Vaks Whoever wrote that was probably trying to tell us that there is a heli stashed in that very room And you drown them Kazaks in FINAL!?!?! Oh jeez I didn't even look at his deck, he already has most of the top tiers The mobile thumbnail is a Spider-Man 2 poster Really And now it works again, how I start to hate that page... That seems almost post apocalyptic hell yah he is. 40 years old and still getting medals, if he didnt miss 2 or 3 in the 12.5k pursuit he would have had his 14th.. 14. Olympic. Medals. Complain low pay and high cost of living, but have McDonald's McNuggets for lunch? OK, I finished the article; can I scoff at the $1.19 million pricetag now? Have you not given it a try since today's update? You have a photo of two men as your background? Awkward. You're a god, dear friend That photo is worth a thousand words.. That's almost one entire week I wonder what was found to be NSFW in there TIL "Ho letto su Wikipedia che la tua voce è l’unica che ininterrottamente, ogni giorno, appare in televisione da trent’anni." That's not AMC already? Poor man shield? Hmmmmm. Did i? I wish I had a MicroCenter around me.. Well, according to the amount of rather popular porn actresses with pretty fake tits.. its probably like "kinda" controversial. You know, in that funny way where people say "its soooo ugly" and then masturbate to it half an hour later Which technically would have a much darker interpretation..... Hahaha I remember my grandma telling me this once when I was about 8 and sitting on the driveway! She said it would give me piles and make me sterile. I asked my mum what piles were and she said something like 'big painful lumps on your bottom' and I was like Thanks, but why is everyone excited about a difficulty increase I was looking through that thread and then wondered if anyone had met Metallica. Then this was the next one I saw. Who says people will refuse to work? "Break free ability". What? I've been in 3 betas and I had no idea this existed. Fausto, UC, MB3, Nica, PFs, Boli, Kicks, Liga unico? Holy shit that *is* a good return I thought when you hard barnacles growing on your twat it was a bad thing? At least that's what they told me in health class. 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I didn't even know a Lancaster country could spawn What's a megaflip Ooooh shit girl, what if he sees this now and knows its you? That Baron call. In contrast to what the /r/athiesm circle-jerk wants to believe, the two systems are not diametrically opposed. My beliefs allow for macro-evolution within creationism. So the question of how is creationism more accurate than evolution seems odd to me. Wait... how the hell is IKSoSE3 losing Oh I definitely would. I always post links to sources in my tracks on soundcloud - but I'm worried (probably unnecessarily) that if I do it, even with credits, the makers or their lawyers or someone would come after it You mean there's a subreddit for Vivillon variations I got sooo lucky haha, Battery grip, and the mark ii with a new shutter for 1200 Yes yes yes yes OMFG, KOOPALINGS, YEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!! Me? Why is this comment getting so many downvotes? Currently has -1 karma (4|5), and it's just this person stating their opinion. that...would have been nice Yes. Yes I can. I love those things. Have 4 of them. Ran out of space already I carry IWB with a chambered round...with a Glock. Do I know you from somewhere I can hear my game in the background that i got dc'ed out of, but im not in the client Huh.. for some reason I thought this was already released. I thought the description was missing an ingredient and then I saw the image- you are simply eating cheese and hard boiled eggs? Good god man, your bowels #16 wtf look at the PSU ^^^^^^^^^ How do you acquire plastic bags and shopping carts in US then Huh. That astral horror/demon idea is quite interesting. Perhaps if a particularly powerful Marked One has a really strong moral compass, they could "ascend," so to speak, and become some kind of angel or demon, depending on their moral choices in life. I'm not sure what would happen if a limb were removed How did you take such a high quality image? Wait... I never agreed to this TopDoge 2 out of 3 of those weren't Hollywood remakes. Congrats, you found an edge case though. Don't worry, I'm sure the director of the House of Wax remake will make an excellent film only comparable to auteurs like Scorsese. Where do you even find this? Aren't they great? I have a Hobbit Jade I need to repot, but it's gotten so top heavy I'm scared to. SCREW CV1 if i can get a time machine im going to go hang out in Cv14 for the remainder of my days The narrator sounded a little too casual when covering that bit at the end there about the guy getting run over and dying. Wait-what? I don't see "female" and "male" on that list Er... notably packing heat, so to speak. Hello. ... I have worked with 16 year partners... They have two digits shorter than regular numbers. One stepped back down to shift. :( :) A-are we like... bonding? ( I do this with my cats Does she not have a sense of smell? I did not know there was a word for that. why didn't they get a better pilot? 2 comments....and there gone... What's a sopralto? I think I would die just from edging for an hour. Good god. How does your tipping pool keep growing? after just a week? All that Comic Sans is making me nauseous Not really a movie but 5 centimeters per second. Holy crap I watched it with two other people and yeah the first and second episode made sense but the third one was confusing as hell. It was okay but I have no idea why it is considered such a good anime movie Never heard of random And you haven't even been rejected (yet) Yo I'm sitting at a straight [0] and this still made me actually recoil from the screen and just stare at it like I'm all about that Swirlix. Never had it in my life actually Well, if your attracted to the male it's gay. But if you're attracted to the female form I guess that's ok.... what if the family did it and "searched" the area where it took place so that no one else would look there? holy moly Sounds terrifying. gonna have to look this up Is-is-is that even possible? Oh yeah, the whole foods in cottingtown has a bar inside of it. If your C rating is actually .5, you'll only have a .55amp limit a Heat fan rooting for the Lakers ive seen it all Yeah, I would love to be as fit as Beyoncé. My god. Good thing i downloaded the game in october, I would have left immediately if hacker percentages were so high ( Giant snakes? They still in partenereship? This is mind numbing to watch. same happened to me. I wonder if ther know Lol yeah.... wait, Utah get's lots of snow that w/l ratio ... I should read titles more often before I open a post I've got to try it Pretty much something that catches them off guard. But thanks to the internet... I know just about everything. Also my natural sense of humor is near non existent. holy schamoly it looks like spring down there both ways? Really? I swear I played Sona with Locket before. does anyone else notice that that look just like the kitchen from paranormal activity Candy Mother of something I laughed at that comic... xD Also, I have to say, while I have dogs and I love them dearly, I do not sing them happy birthday... maybe give them some extra yummy snack for their birthday, but not every friday. Wow...I don't know way, but I find this extremely cool Buttsex, honestly it doesn't feel as good as vaginal and I have no idea why anyone likes it. Of course though if your partner has a flappy vagina that doubles as a flesh cape then I could understand but I'd just find a new partner.... You have a problem with the sensitivity of your mousewheel? Her snare missile width used to be.... bigger? So from your comment I checked out /r/wowthissubexists and then I ended up looking at two different subs of semen on inanimate objects and one of inanimate object stuck in lady parts. So now 3/4 of your examples weren't even related to my original comment. First you skip "Hollywood remakes" now you skip "fantastic foreign films". After looking at the picture a second time - You're right Run content counters on their (our? Am I a real FC? a some what odd short film If this is real... holy shit I understand completely Fuck you're right. How come we did not notice that before Uh... wut? People playing CS should be able to communicate in english. Excluding all Russian/ eastern europeans / germans (wtf why would you exclude germans [You hurled it... like a spear? deleted I think that's actually much worse im drooling thaw and unthaw are, surprisingly and unintuitively, synonyms Wait why are you getting upvoted for repeating the joke in the title? Where is the Oregano? It's weird. The only negativity I ever see is online. I've had mine for about a year now... and 99.99% of people in person love it. Over 2,300 people (I've kept track for whatever reason) have approached me and asked either to try it, or want a picture with it etc.... I have really not encountered anyone that hates it. Wait... You're not a bot? I'm sorry you guys got into an argument HER LEFT HAND I love how you gave her headers haha... or is that your midpipe? Diana and Leo have a romance Why 32 Lands?! I never put that together until just now. I believe Apdo is truly better than Faker, too bad he got banned from competitive play :(. I think his AP Lulu inspired Alex Ich too. He had like a 25 winstreak in challenger/high diamond Easter looks like a very, very likely candidate. So when she turns up dead this is exhibit A through F4 right? exactly. Little known fact, Bran the builder was in fact Super Mario. 30$ ? I'm in the same boat Holy shit, that could've been me... Thank you I'm way too tired for that Thought the pipe wrench was a metallic duck for a second there Given the fact that she plays HS for only two weeks now she is already pretty good. ...really. I set auto-payout at 1k and i'm getting 2.5k-5k each. what is this. so addicting.i stopped actual mining to do this for a solid hour. Umm, "Thanks... Obama?" "The work of one who consorts with beasts" Ha! 404 is the area code for Atlanta....COINCIDENCE? How can two people get it..? My dog this. But instead of snow it's usually dead fish. i tried on the wrx-303 suit at a store in Dallas when i was visiting some family (since apparently no where in D.C carries rs-taichi). It is a very athletic/slim cut suit which was great for my body-type. When trying on initially, and sat on the bike they had in store - It felt like I could barely breathe when the back-protector in. The fitter that was assisting me said "thats about right". I was like Fast raser finns ju inte enligt rätt många, hur tänker han nu Yeah there's no way that cat (from this angle) is just 21lbs. My cat that passed three years ago at time of death was 22lbs and didnt look even remotely that large. Why do people like making pictures that are unbelievable? It cant be just to read the negative comments.... could it? I don't know anyone in my family or among my friend who uses windows update Is there a significance to the key? I didn't notice that until you pointed it out, now I keep noticing it and i'm scared what the interwebs will think of me and my grammar skills.... I never counted back before. Now that I’ve done it, I realize that exactly 9 months before my birthday was my parent’s wedding anniversary. …..Guess they had a good time celebrating whoa... Perfect timing OP! I've been going mad trying to figure out which brow pencil to buy. I've heard tons of good things about the Anastasia Brow Wiz but I'll be damned if I spend $21 on a pencil that will only last me a month That's really strange then. Because the birds ALWAYS fly away before the horny Beefalo can get them on mine. Is that a moxxi shotgun "His twin brother..." Have you replaced the stock steel handlebars? They are crap and will bend just by holding them Can anyone explain me the hexdrinker on wu against quadra ad? i don't see the reasoning right... I shouldn't type out things while I'm still trying to wake up. Yes the server processes the query itself. what was I thinking..? Good god. Crosby's backhand pass is stronger than my forehand pass am i? So chubby.... He looks so happy with himself Plus if it didn't have "Luke", Vader could be speaking directly to the apron reader! Why is his bodyweight listed in kg but the weight on the bar in lbs? Did you just say that Marines are retarded? Where the HELL did you get that Pojo had stuff like this? Damn... you just wait for someone to bring that up right No, I never used a case on any phone. Only 3.7%? That really is not that much. to me u just described fiddlesticks very simple idea, but it looks amazing I'm very certain that I'm now facebook friends with a Serbian communist It looks ready for your wife to sit on why is this a big deal Looks like a Kawa 650R I've only dated and put out for genuinely nice men. "Bad boys are sexy" might have been a thing in high school, but the women who grew up also grew out of that childish mindset. I guess you keep on dating women who never grew up? Get away from child-people and associate with adults who know what they want in life. I'm almost wondering if you're in your twenties to still run into this crap. Is that a romantic line from leona to diana? ESL is american? Maybe I'm dead ._. how long can this last? Sweet, I just bought the sample pack. I actually asked the MakerBot store if they sold sample packs of all their colors. They looked at me like I was CRAZY. Lobster HIMYM fan here; what makes you think that? Nice try, Nelson's butcher. Amos Strunk? You are a fuckin genius What the hell, Ronan is going to be a villian ? What's more interesting is they didn't just make the account to reply in this thread. THE WETNESS See, it just annoyed me having a beam of light shoot up down and all around to my left Wait, what? You're Linus? Need to get you to come up to Logan and redo my school. My name is Sean and I used to work for discount tire/americas tire.... Um... Just clarifying that I was doing it on purpose and not just as a typo... All shibes? Really all shibes? ooooo They're in Vermillion Nice! I do miss the warm winters fer sure! I'm in the south now Don't you.... get thirsty?! Cripes, what happens if it sticks to the roof of your mouth?! Funny, I did this this past summer too, but I went to Peru and Ecuador instead. haha. maybe I am? I dunno I would have murdered them... wtf i cant read this It's democracy in perfection That looks scary. I think it might help, I mean I do have this really hunky guy that my sim lady is trying to do the dirty with so lol! that and I kinda need to help repopulate my town in Simcity since yesterday half of it was killed off by zombies "Sure thing." *Says Mrokeii, still leading the oddly quiet Jetto to the hospital. Maybe he killed him An Orokin cat statue? What is this extension At first I read this as "polio followed by dressage." Yes, but what is spoon theory? Just had a champ select in which everyone picked, the timer went to 0 and it kicked us back to the main screen because a summoner didn't pick a champ. I have insomnia Are you toastingho? that is one of the most bizarre matches I've ever seen Damn, nice Audi I've been told that my cum is bitter. Never connected the dots. I interpreted it much darker. I saw it as Germany wishing he finished what he started. Weird how none of those people are any of those things o_O J Crew makes xxxs oxfords? She's still getting video views? And in the millions? Its like a tiny bear He already has. what. No, it was like $20 bucks when I got it You know...I thought this would be common knowledge too, but I was playing with some randoms with a really toxic teammate. I said 'Thanks for your opinions (to the troll) I shall now mute thee.' Our Nunu was like 'What you can mute people he actually averages 1 every 3 years over the last 20yrs > Street Fighter Poison is a GUY? buy a quicksilversash or banshees The price isn't moving much on any of the exchanges... In fact it's moving downwards... Apparently I got grandfathered in too? does that exist? Just remember, we're watching you that car is in my area, i kind of want to see it in person uh, i think its just fine as it is I'm guessing you're either bi sexual or pansexual or something like that? I had previously taken a class with a professor that just had a baby. He is blown away with this kid and couldn't wait to have another. Fast forward to the next semester and I had the same professor for a different class. I was sitting in front of the room and thought "I should ask if they will be having another kid". A second late he turns to me and says "oh, my wife is pregnant." I Just saw one of the mods of /r/TumblrInAction be incredibly transphobic in a thread just yesterday. It's nothing to judge a whole community on, but it certainly turned me off when I saw his name first thing when I visit the sub CPU mining Why farm them when you can buy them with Pokemiles? weird.. i was about to say the exact same thing Ur nipples are doing the working from home..... same office.... Overtime!..... Kessel just mugged one of the Russians At my local WalMart there used to be a guy that worked there that was about 5'2 with bright red hair. It was very hard not to stare at him and contain leprechaun jokes, but I was always polite to him. I imagine he got a lot of shit. Then one day I'm there and he is shopping with his mother, and they are behind me. Suddenly I see him in front of me, so I turn around to see him behind me as well and have a little mini panic attack until I realize that there are indeed two of them. I'm sure the poor guys noticed my complete lack of restraining the shock on my face. Just a solid two minutes of Shiny Charizard is black; why is this one white? Yes but in wiki aphrodite's page they don't said that Then it's just like the rest of reddit. pep? Battlecast Quinn and Valor? Jesus fucking Christ dude. I hope that everyone had a lovely day yesterday! I'll be working on cosplay & sewing up a storm today. I'm going to (try to) finish my Sailor Mars, and start my Beatrix from FF IX. The deadline for both of those is in a month What do u exactly want to say..?? WHOA /u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL You don't! You might just have to ^*gasp* **trust** an internet stranger! !!!!! much thanks! 2-199 perfectly between 1 and 200. 1 and 200 don't count seriously, it's like your job is to bash on coinbase 24/7 1v1? Ok, so everyone disconnected but nobody though about kicking him ? Then why would you call it a Trophy From its face I'm not sure it knows enough to argue. It's just like Yet they demand fifteen an hour That decieve i'm taking a break If you think STID looks weird, for consistency's sake you should also be writing STTWOK. Go ahead, pronounce that one out loud Trolling is funny sometimes. This is just dumb Dogeystyle, the new hair trend We might actually make it to the Syracuse game at 15-1 I developed PTSD from that Miltank Changed the hue first and it google reverse still found it out Wow, I've never considered the similarties of "Stand By Me" and EarthBound. You just kinda blew my mind... Didn't even know KV-2 had AP Deja vu but this one was one I had had a year prior to the actual event. I was in a truck and a friend I had made on the trip down to Bolivia was learning yo drive stick shift on a brilliant sunny day on a rough dirt road with my grandfather to my right. I admit when I remembered the dream i froze for a minute. Probably looked like Where did you get the trumpet? How else are they gonna make money? It looks like a torture device.... Also I didn't add you last night, so we prolly traded before or we got each other on the friend safari forum ...does that ever happen? It looks exactly like...my microwave Wow we got dismantled I am And your casting? Just looked them up...creepy as hell. gives no clues except ENGLISH textbook and picture of THE STATUE OF LIBERTY...I wonder why people would jump to the conclusion that it's America I feel like the show could have easily done without this whole side-plot. Or maybe it'll have bigger implications in Season 3 Holy shit, thank you for posting this You broke your controller over *that*? Why would a PROUD Heendooooohh(#HDL) & a bonafide Modi Bhakt like you, do that? wait. What does roll roll between? I have that same fridge! And the same flooring...and the same counter top with the dent in it from that New Years Party... I need your dittos. Unlimited peanut butter The shit did I just watch? I want to know this as well Yeah, I suffer from separating all messages syndrome I am online now if you want your timid rotom the one missing the Speed IV is hp ice We are already friends Mine's 37 I do too.... (gets goosebumps) (-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-) (/ I knew that about the Damsel, but I didn't know that about the rats. The future problem with google glasses, public o-face.. Public o-faces everywhere It sounds to me like your local problems are above and beyond the usual disregard drivers have for pedestrians... flipped a truck I just realized that I've been in my current job longer than Denny Hamlin has been in the Sprint Cup Series. If anything its more scary... I had kinda hoped that this was some retard movement that was really more of a more recent online thing while rarely seeping over into the real world. The fact that we evidently have multiple generations of these people kinda scares me DJ looks really fucking lean wtf!? I have a perfect vulpix XD It's one of my favorite pokemon Wow! And I thought $220 was a lot for a case! oh... excuse me, sorry... I think you forgot about the jellyfish lamp The mic work is somehow messed up. it doesn't pick up much from the octagon itself... Or taking out the trash...at night Im so jelous You have tiled walls in your bedroom And sometimes I lead into Star Wars. Hmmm.... I wonder if John Williams wrote RS Theme as well Um, yeah, back when I had a period, we knew it was time to get a lidded trash can in the bathroom when one of my dogs puked up FOUR of my used tampons in one go. you bookmarked Narwhals 10 hours I'm not from the States, but I keep hearing this about a couple of airlines in the US, United in particular I had one like this when I was little. I loved it a lot. Of course you did.... im in 3 ap courses and i get good test grades, just never do homework well i could do that and i havent been in recharge all map So these people take this tournament seriously?..... Wut? But I can't, I'm a woman How many f*cking games do you have?! Where'd the message with the ip go? "Being able to truly support yourself" why does having roommates mean you can't support yourself? That sounds kinda rapey... Looks. Amazing. Wow. I have a shiny...Chesnaught? Maybe the guy in charge of call of duty has Alzheimer's. That would explain why it never changes. In deed i was being sarcastic loll. but yeah its funny sometimes i switch to my older pc and im like holy shit some people actually play like this all the time? Yeah until the microfractures in Clark's Hill Dam from the earthquake spread open and shrouds the entire city in 50ft of water. Oh what? I clicked on a different post I'm glad I agreed with the sex I was born with Why are you running Adamant on Duskull... In a mall, during an anime convention. holy crap I had to read it again! I mean Duskull isn't the best suited to run Adamant, with Dusclops having just a base 70 attack. It's far more suited to run Calm or Bold for Dusclops Eviolite sets... I saw that and ended up having to reboot the game it is Thanks. I...I don't know what I think... I may need therapy God!! That body is stunning you changed the font... Hello Kitty stood up and switched sides? That guy looks like such a tool. 96 mb image Wow. Icanhazacheeseburger is like the THE GENESIS of the lolcat. You're a legend! i saw it on tumblr too! i was scrolling and was like okay...tan and minimal eye makeup...then i was like Both of them. Creepy as f*ck heck, once in Vanilla i had two INFANTRY on defense. got killed by Three elephants Wut maybe you found the concpet ar for our Scylla? four days of testing only huh titan getting owned by FD morph. could it be meracle in disguise? Oh yeah, that's definitely some lawyer money.. I never actually look down at my keyboard when I game. Wut patch note are always release a tuesday not a monday ( Wow ! Thanks for this HUGE tip ! Wot? I've never seen someone tip like this Holy Doge!! They're gonna fuck guys let's watch I'm actually a little confused if it's 6 AC armor or +6 AC armor. So if it's +6 it could be 6 AC banded mail with a +6 wtf I can´t beleve he held that phoenix army maybe it is jack No wonder a lot of people have no idea how to treat a Betta, and Walmart takes so atrocious care of them. Did you read the same post as the rest of us? I wasn't talking about public dungeons. And I guess that means you should of opened it. I don't get the people that complain about it, if there is a chest full of items, and I open it and take everything - why would there be anything in it for you? Also take into account lock picking. Yes its very easy in the first levels, but the harder the lock is the harder it will be to open. If you fail an attempt you have to wait in order to try again, so this does make chests more earned than "Well I killed the trash mob here first, so I was here first, its mine!" I never really liked the "I was here first logic" I really like harder chests making people fail and people having to earn the loot. For instance I was in a dungeon and there was a slightly more difficult lock, the guy in front of me tried to pick it and failed. While he was waiting to pick it again I came over and popped it open easy and all he said was " Holy... crap.... Yes, a pattern over several years with completely different programs is much too small of a sample size. I'm an idiot Untill now, I didnt know there where people defending EA. my skinniness and it confuses me are you THE liquid jinro? I assume we'll just leave like Oh jesus, I was using physical violence as a metaphor But why she will be delayed? Get cozy with the other one I make it messy sometimes But there's no performance gain... RED EVERWHA!! Really? Polt never streamed until late 2011, months after he was a GSL Champion and long past the days of one base. If that's the case, the damage would come from Body Slam. Flash is somehow like Ezreal's E? How do you think I felt during the Russia/USA game as a Capitals fan Swiss save percentage (total) is 98.72% she is A grandmother by 9. They sell them year round at my Taco Bell Agreed! Nothing in this picture indicates this person is any sort of "clean freak" LOL. What This is the second time I've seen this said of Slovakia in the last few days. ( just wondering... is the cardboard set valuable? Who are the Slovs? You again :) Thank you. Whaaaat exactly did you kill? uhhhhh. Cid is transgendered? *Drooling* what game is this Are.. are you kidding me? My doge-god Hahaha, seriously. Just imagine how he must act on the internet You're hurt after a one date fade? lol... why am I laughing... Hysterical laughter continues... But would people do anything for Flappy Bird I know but he is being a ninja and lurking in the shadows... Yep. You'll want to contact your local [Government] players. They've probably already received a report ticket, because that looks... pretty bad. Is that orderable? I didn't realize there was a text pictures only thing going on here.... I never realized how thin yoonas arms are Dat chair. Why is there a Ferrari logo on the ski? I'm talking about the paper keyboard that the little girl drew on the image posted by OP .!.[ Oh... someone just offered to give it to me for free Damnit. You caught me. Look up the real lyrics. I... have Rowan Is it just me or is that cat's head... You feel dirty picking Vergil to win against Captain America, but not dirty when specifically counter picking against a mid-tier character? How does that work? That's only like 3 letters apart from NSA! I did not know this why did you both pick sexual pictures of peach? "Terminus" has to be the worst sounding destination ever. 6'3" 150lbs. I feel like we're proportionally the same person OMG, are you sure??! I really don't mind paying you for them!! I guess you fascists in Heathrow forgot about **the fourth amendment** Anyone else notice that bug on how Nidalee got the kill on lulu near around the end while bjergsen was nowhere near them in bot lane running from nien wait, this may be a dumb question, but NYX Milk can be sharpened? I thought after you use up what is shown that's it somehow i cannot add you as a friend I see you everywhere. I just got in the Firefly collection and a solid perfume from Alchimia Apothecary, Fortune Cookie Soap's spring 2014 Soap Box, and the entire current Zelda collection from Shiro! Also, Jessica from Little Sparrow just sent me her newly reformulated Guava Smoothie Lip Jelly! And I am waiting on orders from Darling Clandestine, Paintbox Soapworks, Darling Girl (ALL THE BLUSHES), Little Sparrow (as many of the new things as I could afford What if this happened to Plato. O_o Ohgodyesplease I just wanted to avoid getting flamed or spammed or derailed. A lot of people get really dramatic over which pool other people use. Can't wait for the safari OMG, that lip…such an amazing color! Yikes No, no you are not Aren't those the shiny forms though? I can probably change the icon off his backsprite either way. And I was afraid people wouldn't like those three, so I was hesitant to make any more! I always have to sit and think about what DTF means besides 'down to fuck'. One time a work girl asked me in a text 'dtf?' and I was like I never understood how video game-related things in Korea and Japan are advertised better and get you even more hyped. I mean, looking at those ads i see red and blue controllers as well which are not being sold here. And like...Posters look more appealing and stuff 6'1 size 13. Pretty big for my height. You should have seen me freshmen year of high school; back then I was 5'6, but already size 13. Photos of me from them look weird Not even a quarter of the way there If it's any consolation, I MM'd like 10+ shinies on both my games combined with no Shiny Charm (heck I'm 80 hours in on my French Y, hatched probably less than 300 eggs, and managed to get three shinies), so either I'm really lucky, or it's not as important as it's being made out to be... I manage something close to that. My problem is actually during the process of knocking down all the outers and breaking high ground. For some reason the massive gold lead blinds people and they completely ignore tier 3's and go straight to diving tier 4's for kills. It seems to happen every time. How do you get people to... you know... not throw. Oh god, no one should ever try straight Everclear. That shit can be used as camp stove fuel. it was just a regular table Huh? The game comes out in less than a month I honestly don't understand your reasoning. What is this witchcraft On the floor! On the floor! There's a such thing? Please add. You read my mind by posting this. No You play LoL? Woooah. Can we get details? I'm still awake mmm TIL i always joined a faction whut, we're of the same age? this is amazing! How many in ~~Forever Alpha~~ Early Access? Wait... what?? That's soooo far away(or not?) is there such a thing? I didn't play WoW either. What got me into MMOs was watching my brother play Asheron's Call Darktide back in the day. But my first real MMO was Ragnarok Online. I could just sit out prontera all day and chat. That's not the spanish Homer You have the F-80 and the sabre but not the Mustang? I'm so glad i left miller and joined woodman holy shiz How did you get a Sport Ball Skarmory? Står han og pisser der i starten? ALL THE SUGARPILL That's some gearbox OK, gonna try without npc. EDIT: It worked thank you!!!. Also i don't wanna bring out any other topic about it, but did they nerf cross necklace? I died 3 times on destroyer with it That idiot is basically saying "FUCK THE FOUNDER OF MY OWN RELIGION" oooooooooooo shiny Oh wow Don't tell them that!!!! They'll come funny thing, i browse *faster* now I...did I miss something? What are you talking about? Yikes. Definitely approve. Maybe she means she'd rip a pouch out of him first Thought that only happened in my family! Wait! I could have sworn I just saw the firestone higher up on the list! I hope my eyes weren't wrong You dont know what Agri would be happy to have WAT I wasn't mehing that I was mostly mehing the generalisation. I just really dont understand where you find these women OMFG ugh, I never understood why we were penalized for being a shittier class haha that's what they're supposed to do! I made the always powerful int archer. I think I read that int helped my mana out somehow and since I had mana problems I figured int was going to help me out. Even when I was being outdamaged by everyone at henesys training grounds, I was like ha, my mana regens faster than yours. Idk how there Moms will feel about that... What if I wasn't a question I was asking. What if I was making a statement people could reply to I know I do Yeah right now he is moving in a circle on twitch After like every game they give listen-ins of crucial fights if you just watch the LCS stream My highschool mascot is a lightning bolt I didn't know that Did /u/BeardedTitan2115 and I just jump all the way to the fourth round? Yes...yes I do. Except I'm in general sales and don't sell computers or PC parts. The only gaming systems I can sell are consoles but how did veigar miss his Q? If it didn't, I would be very surprised. Wow ! That's quite an unexpected reward ! Then you didn't "just" make it, you made it last night? A little confused why he has both Firefox and Chrome pinned to the taskbar Haha nope. There's a comment that says how to discreetly poop and all of those are things my boyfriend does. Maybe he's my boyfriend and I don't know it! ((((((((((((((((( ** You're welcome... He got two! Is that urine in one of those bottles on his bed? Why is this on the fronpage? Your friend is clearly an idiot So weird seeing Katarina walk around like that haha. But I never knew her hair was once flowy like that. Wow... That last pic... Haha that is so strange that it was posted a few days ago. Maybe somebody I was sitting with is a Redditor as well These were actual rules for people at one point, too. I never would've guessed that you could do that with Legos first thing I thought of was the Men in Black's memory erasing thing The math advisor told me that I needed at least an 80% to get into the co op program. Jose Castello is taking advantage? How much did she weigh? You banged your mom? Welp, no more eating in bed for me. How does one take such a picture? I don't know what this means. I want this. I'm just surprised that no one has commented on its beautiful and fantastic soundtrack I dunno.. I personally didnt think the game was all that scary. Then again, Im kind of weird when it comes to being scared, I considered event horizon and amnesia: the dark descent rather harmless while some movies that twelve year olds could watch (mainly crime movies, dunno what it is about them That being said, I felt like the game was kind of ridiculous and silly Drunk skritt are still bugged. Seriously Inside your belly.... Is that thing holding it in the microwave as well... and is it metal? that's not how you use those dt770, either I'm right there with ya Are you the doctor? There is none. *Mrokeii is sitting on a roof not too faraway. It looks like he's... meditating? oh you're right, woops, totally posted this in the wrong reddit I'm here for the cookie recipes If it's such a game breaking item why is Lion picked so little Also I EV train using pokerus, so your pokemon will all be infected It's not bad, I was matched against challenger mid lulu 1~2 days ago, and I didnt have a hard time at all. I think I easily won the lane Da fuq did I just watch W... I'm pretty sure that scene was completely played for drama, but ok. Look @ dat assss! I don't hate APUs at all? Idk what those people are talking about. How does one have 425 matches played on BM and not have over 50% win rate? gears of 1886.. The way you spelled liter OOC: ( You didn't pay monthly for the Warcraft games, and they were a different genre Oh god, teachers are always watching......... Hrm, I'm not sure where that puts me... It's also possible that the one guy knew she loved teddy bears and just showered her with them... 8 years? Wow.. Good subreddit choice then... My Red Book says 1928 is lowest mintage date by far. 360k mintage vs a median mintage of ~1.5 mil. Next lowest mintage is ~860k. Highest is 50+ mil though, for 1922. I bought them on internet!! Sabretooth, cold heart... I didn't found Moving August wouldn't this lead to more vulnerabilities? Your natural makeup is flawless! And your eyes!!!!!!!!! Wow Redditor for one day. Seems legit Are you me? Not gonna lie..that's pretty f**king creepy Last clip, how come DS so tanky? I am really struggling to figure out what the purpose of this post was .. Mono b is bad? My bad. I"m color blind. Wait, that's a mod tool? I've never seen that in any of the subs I moderate. Maybe the order of the questions was shuffled in a way that left the answers the same Uh...check my post history There are textbooks in this picture? Umm? March 2nd here ... Ahh so thats why... I turned it on today for the first time to watch what all the fuss was about, looked at five minutes of walking in circles, decided that all of you people were stupid for enjoying this and left again What is it with disney movies that attracts complete lunatics Woah... youre right! I love high-speed sledding and everything but... seriously, fuck this. Omg that looks terrifying thanks for the gold, i guess my meme is pretty good Slendy? Soo that's what you look like. Also that cat sweater. Last time? There is no last time... There is no next time... Time is nothing but a concept created to better understand... Everything that was, everything that will be,...is...and always is... I didn't really spoil anything. Sounds like it's impossible to make any progress from this point. So you're saying it would be okay to say that if the girl had daddy issues? It is strange...part 1 of my rep chars got loads of upvotes That is weird. I have never known fear like this Dude, wtf. Why did you put me on ignore? Do you not want my keys? I saw one screenie from someone playing siege of shanghai on xbox, and he was looking at a pilot in a helicopter...it looked like something out of half life 1. Is that really it? Sentences plz.... ... its ...what? this is star series america... Interestingly, I found myself part of a split-test on google yesterday where "Images" was put into the "More" tab To be honest, I don't see the point in having separate shelters for different genders. It's like some poor starving guy about to freeze from cold weather knocks on the shelter's door, they open and say "eeewww he has a penis, go away!" What? How do you do chest + biceps and back + triceps? There is a Titanfall 2? Is it sad that ever since flareon was boxed; we are actually making "progress" You can change your camo? You're in a wheelchair? Why didn't you just send a email Why don't they wear a full-face helmet? Whups, I certainly have! Oh, no! That's totally fine! I didn't even know things like that existed! The problem is that the crazies are almost the only ones that gain public coverage. We've had a couple of debates that would also regard equal rights for men or equal duties for women in my country and every somewhat vocal feminist group or well known feminist showed a ridiculous gender bias. So the reputation of feminism is kind of bad right now when ever i try to open the market its loading but never opens I would at most send one more message, basically ignoring her delayed response. And if she ignores it again... Sorry. I feel the same way you do, I'm fairly patient when it comes to these things. I had gotten this girls number at college and we would text just friendly messages, and she even went out of her way to see me one day when I was moving into my apartment. Then one day she stopped texted me, so near three days later I sent a text ignoring her absence and just trying to restrike conversation and nothing... I don't even see her on campus anymore. So either she didn't want to talk anymore for unknown reasons and I got the hint, or she's been abducted There's a Shaper Idea Section? Did Phreak just reference Shingeki No Kyojin? What's up with the image? They all got their anatomy totally scrambled somehow ## T9 2014? What did you do to them? lick them? oh, I'm not an artist! I'm a scientist Wat How did you take that picture? I remember the good old days when 512 mb was considered enough and games were still looked acceptable... 10k half their retirement? oh god that's horrible...... For some reason now I'm conflating microriker and Tyrion Lannister. How do people even have so much gold Thanks for the link to the actual Netflix page. Girls pee? Do you use the wool covers alone? Or like pre fold, wool cover, then cover. If you use the wool cover alone how does that not soak through Yes yes it is Ice? I thought he said Icy-Hot... You want the Brave New World Expansion? The big problem with leveling with your chocobo, is that you can't queue to instances while it is out, that makes it a commitment to pure grinding to level up, which, you might not enjoy for long WTF did I just watch? The network connections were all seen in the exact same way as in 7, as was the "screen stuff" (I didn't see what you originally wrote) Holy fucking shit, I thought you were talking about the colour fix for metro. Then I realised that it's not edited and you're talking about the roof glitch. Mother of god, Metro look soo good now holy fuck. I thought he was making all the shit up to appeal to our angry masses, but he has FUCKING AUDIO RECORDINGS!! THIS SHIT IS REAL I bet real doges taste and appreciate pizza better than humans, so maybe you got like..a small piece of that flavor. or..what am I saying It's wally all over again So, it must be said now or it'll never be achieved right: get healed at the pokecenter and then save right before the E4, after Victory Road. Otherwise... I'm so scared... is ok, i just think if they knew it was there, whatever it is, they'd collect it within hours and store it in their secret headquarters, that's y i think they lost it, rather than it being the base for their design (they might have got that from the lake alien in the prologue, there might have been a massive UFO under that lake, no one will ever know Yea i do... i should probably take a break It almost horrifies me that you're probably right, I can't even imagine what the future will be like Actually i'm a girl, and thanks. :) I'm tempted to take the tinfoil off because I just badly want my character to get abducted, people are saying that's probably the only way to get access to the flyable UFO or jetpack, I'm starting to think the jetpack might be locked away in hatches or rooms in docks or the military base. Like, for example, what if that mysterious GTA4 underwater hatch easter egg with the morse code knocking actually OPENED and you could swim down into it and close the hatch before you get crushed by the ocean and inside was the jetpack. I'm thinking if we connect all the dots, we can do something right to open a door - I'm just not sure where that door is, yet. (Atop Mt Chiliad? In the Altruist Camp?) If we keep checking, we might discover that a door has opened somewhere What an i doing with my life IT IS CHLOE perfect! These conspiracy theorists are like people who watched the Matrix one too many times... it's like they are Neo and are "noticing" the "programmed" world that we are in... the Vatican, obviously, center of evil -along with Jerusalem. That's where the magic serpent goes to feed. Well mudbox is good for this cause its used to just make ur model low poly look good basicly. Its like modeling a real thing with sculpt tools. From what I saw of animation, I dont see how it would be less technical Thanks for sharing. Out of curiosity, are those your real numbers? If so, why do you have nearly $300k in cash? Demichelis vs Messi... "Missing mittle! Aw xD My boyfriend and I were killing zombies together and he just muttered "I think I love you" ("What?" "Nothing oh god i feel so bad for you That was terrifying. Uhhh, yea...like that one... This is gorgeous! Who buys Battlefield for single player campaign tho Just like after playing Guitar Hero for hours. Everywhere you look for the next 10 minutes, things are slowly sliding up the wall ustream doesnt work in Germany? WTF Why would you expect that though? What I'm saying is that you're probably in the vast majority so it should be *you* being upfront with your expectations or abandoning them altogether. I'd be thoroughly annoyed by someone if they felt the need to verbally reinforce that I was, in fact, paying my own bill because it would have been my intentions all along to do so. And I can imagine how cheap and lame my friends would think I am if I said the same to them. You're making it way more complicated by having this social dance of yours. People shouldn't have to drop you a memo that you're paying your own way. That shit is too complicated! He just got banned Every decent to amazing game for every system that has come out ever. My char looks exactly like that I love the way the Coil battle music is sort of a livelier/heavier twist on the normal background music that fades in and out organically. Most of my group is annoyed by the Turn 1 and 3 trash, but I kind of like it just because of getting to experience that effect You're expecting twins and you're still referring to them as "the baby" ?? you do know how much those things cost do you? I was going to argue that there is in fact third degree murder but that's a Canadian thing apparently *pick to bone Violet? But the value is going up because we're NOT holding I'm from Alabama and have never heard of "downs" At the cost of losing to Giovanni, because now we only have 1 pokemon that can hold its own in combat You may want to blur the keys on your screenshot Are you serious? 10 months on/off, 4k as of now a me piacevano Oh gawd that icing. I almost laughed I wonder what happened that 0.48% games when no1 banned or picked Ah I was still living in the 6.66 era We broke 100,000. ma poi, per dire: chi mai ha detto che c'è democrazia nella moderazione? Just when I thought it couldn't get any better Must....have....LINE PIECE I want to say that this is the Huddle House I'd be petrified of making my list I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned by now, but what kind of fucked up place is Arkansas that it needs a curfew? I know we all think of the south as the North Korea of the U.S., but you folks can leave... I hope! I've heard a theory that the things which come naturally to people in their dreams are things which they daydream about. That's probably why if I'm not an innocent bystander, I'm a hero saving the world. Or why I have trouble using magic, but when it comes to martial feats I'm unbeatable. Maybe that's why so many people seem to dream about sex You think nV will beat sB when they have host on Dom and Blitz If you guys like this, I have 1,160 other screenshots from Dark Souls, all in 1920x1080 and mostly without the HUD. I could upload some of the best ones as an album... or even the whole lot. It'd take awhile to upload though But I don't want people to complain to me?? Bombs travel through grid walls ^("dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.... [ You better. Love this idea but the real question? Will the chinese That's weird, that's never happened to me before I like how the reply assumed she should have known Well I changed my account and it actually ran immediately. I didn't get kicked from a single game since. So I could warp to my planet from my ship. So I beam to her ship, try to warp, then the same thing happens to me, animation goes yet its just the ship. I went to alt tab and noticed that when I hit alt the names show up though (nothing else) above the teleporter as if were standing there Holy shit! You are correct! Good point I wonder what mine would say. fuck yea... my eyes went Hmm. To me, *The Way of Kings* seemed even more YA than *Mistborn*. A guy already got the "Endless Mystery Quaggan Tonic" - So jealous Uhhh yes, I'd like a pistachio ice cream with 2 bananas stuck on it, along with a chocolate flake and a cherry on top? What's that? You think a gun will taste better on there or something? Oh wait no 21 so far it says here. oh shit yeah... what if she fell? uhhhh maybe i could take a look at it... That... is... amazing...! Audited by Microsoft?... That's a thing? Really? People want those? 20 lbs in 4 days!? Forthewolfx<33333333 I love you. @( Strange... If someone is holding the kingdom title and is Catholic they will get the conquered lands, otherwise it'll go to the biggest contributor. really confused about how it works, just checked it out. what do you use it for? is it safe to download it because some people seem unhappy with it in the reviews Same here, let's try that again Saw a tattoo and my eyes immediately went Sounds like a big sacrifice Does someone have a source for this? Because almost all of my pictures end up like that Dude.. You took time to tell him you aren't gonna read it until your down time? Homework is... eh... who am I kidding. I haven't had homework in like 12 years I don't like vaginas being compared to cheese. If it was, it is better to call your poison center instead of asking reddit 50 minutes ago and getting your first response 1 min ago. If Digrat does not serve the intentions of Helix nor Dome... whom does he serve? Again? Why were you ending their lives before that So hey, if it is kabuto who saves sasuke doesn't that mean Itachi really is a god. HOOOOOLYYYY CRAPPPP... If you take a look at the gamefaqs topic someone in there has been winning invasions with Bramt I suspect the guy left because he figured that he wasnt gonna realize his vision but make annual releases with craptastic storylines. So he figured to hell with it and quit Is it just me? I find pegging rather beta.... I transferred a few JPY in. It took about 10 minutes I dont see your point Did not expect to see that happen ...... How does he have all gold cards Now that is certainly something to think about Your...your hair. Huh. Good question. I don't know. My God. where can I buy it Oh, then just windowshop on /r/shutupandtakemymoney 3-11 is the worst poseidon game you've ever had I mean, the speed bit needed to go before special attack. Either way. I had the bits wrong Wait, we're using Democracy? at first glance there is a noticeable difference between the first video and the second.. thats wrong Her passive is about reducing by half the damage you take over 10% of your current HP... no relation to make with GA or Elixir Wish I went to your school What happened? To restore order maybe? That is SO GORGEOUS... I'm feeling inspired. They did it. I want to start a norms to mess around to pass the time but im scared How the hell did it get shoved so fast from 2nd spot? ho sempre pensato che avessi origini est europee Lulu!!?? The fuck!? that was Lohan?? I was wondering who that was Damn, she's built like a football player, I'm so used to the mega pear shape Omg, you look like Angelina Jolie I forget he bo There is? I am really not sure what on earth number 7 is/was/could be Would be damn nice Would be damn nice This reminds me; there were two male strays in my neighborhood who had been nabbed, neutered and released by my local vet tech. They were both pretty awesome, so I started feeding them along with my other, officially-adopted female kitty. One morning I realized that I was almost out of food, so everyone only got a little until I could buy more after work. One of the boys was still hungry, so I reminded him that he was a predator and that he could totally go hunt something to eat. A little later I heard a commotion near the front door, and when I was leaving I realized that he had caught a Cardinal, brought it to the door, eaten it whole and then vomited the entire thing back up on the doormat. Having to find all those and clean them up must have been a bitch. Feb 7, shit was going down in Peru and the US... Holy shit I just realized I say GG and worth so much I forgot they weren't normal words This makes me glad that my dad was a huge technophile. He built every computer our family had and I was proficient at using them by age 11. My boyfriend has been using a computer for as long as me, but didn't know the difference his on-board graphics and video card. Is that with or without the gopro? Whats the all up flight weight? I cant imagine you having a lot of power left with motors that only deliver 330 grams of thrust. Whoa! That's quite an age gap between you all. I think I am done with kids. My little one (4) drives me really crazy and exhausts me. Either she has ADHD, or I'm just not able to do it anymore Quite fitting lol. I never understood why people choose odd eye colors of one light and one really dark color when they aren't trying to make it look ugly. It just makes them look derpy and googly eyed Looks like we found the purist in the group. FYI: An interview with Stan Lee (NPR I think) revealed that he thought the "bio web" version in the first series of movies was better and if he had to do it all over again, he would've written it this way. And while Ultimate Spiderman is an excellent series, it is a modernized version and not a good representation of the true historical source of the story. I had to cringe at the Mary Kate mention as well. And murder. why don't you just write in english? I can't name a single one of the people in this subreddit who can't write almost perfect english I game in offline mode and I always get achievements Woah...so OP and you may have...met each other. Out There. The *only* thing? Looks like my ex's hand writing L:-I:-[ Oh god. Almost as if...each woman is a person and had their set of personal preferences! Woah... OH NOOOOO! those were suppose to be beutifull? Doc Emrick, and yes he does Dammit Keith. Ma io accetto benissimo anche quelli per "non mi piace", solo che in questo caso credo che non avrei potuto scrivere commento più neutrale So... isn't anyone gonna step in and *help* them? Holy shit, the CBC Olympic App burned through 6GB of data in two games i've been wondering that. i'm definitely predominately attracted to women. i dream about women, etc.. however, i may have a repressed attraction to some males as well though. problem is that i also feel disgust about the idea of being attracted to men, which clouds things, and makes it hard to tell. i feel like i could almost decide whether to be attracted to men or not, and i'm deciding not to be. George W. Bush lives in Texas..... 70? Why the hell do you have that many? Lol Did you mean 7? ...wut. I have never posted a gif in my life. I'm scared. The only reason I clicked on this AMA was to see if this had been asked/answered. Top question: Can he jump over chairs like Bill Gates? OMG. I have this hidden power to release Ekoz I'm pretty sure they still make life savers.. and no way it's a coincidence that he's lifting lifesavers, ya get it.. cuz everyone died why do i know some of these comics? Where can I buy this!? Wut? Sheesh.. he looked normal the last time I saw him, which was in Tokyo Drift. Apparently that movie is 8 years old now. I was scared she would. THAT PSU REQUIREMENTS Wait, is xlnqeniuz actually Urbzie? Hey guys, i've been looking for one for ageeeeees :< If someone could send me one i'll love him forever I'm surprised by the Fiddle win rate though Is this like tongue or finger? I actually lurk that forum pretty often at home, verrrry good information in there. I hate friend lists though because so much #'s to enter removed Don't join a gang or transform into a black teenager while you're here and you'll be fine. I feel safer in the city than I do in my rural home area where open carry is the rule. You should see some of the wackos they allow to carry guns there Decided to listen to this album in the way to work. Thanks /u/fukacity, now I cannot not hear 'normalise' was it really 75 mins? when watching it at ti3 it seemed like it flew by in 20-30 We were so close to tossing Psychic. damn, the cleanup after beating your enemy on big maps had to be long and dull How is there nexus damage if there's still a tower up? Ya never know, you can say you build it for one game but i guarantee other games would draw his attention so i doesnt hurt to be prepared, and by the time you install windows and other programs youre looking at basically under 100gb.. over time that fills up really quick, especially with Garrys mod stuff and movies and music the battle spot isn't so bad I guess .. but the passerby's that ask for battle .. u agree then see the team preview and go like "fuck!" ... had 3 battles so far that was all legendaries and darkrai's always there with his dark void spamming ==" , then I said fuck it am not battling passerby's anymore, am gonna do ranked battle spot How would you know if anything would be worth the time if you put no time nor effort into it. Got them pregnant Are these all real, actual fossils? Can you even trade them legally? Wat? Your piercing migrates around your face what's that thing hanging of your pants? WHOA WHOA WHOA. They were playing Icarus Lives by Periphery when they were going up to the stage. Oh my A 10 year old engine better run great on modern hardware. Well shit. I guess he thought using a coat hanger would be too much work I posted my baby avo trees there and was called a pedo... Too weird fer me. Well if we're going to go with the line of thinking in the previous comment that Hank looks like his mom (Tilly), then why does Junichiro look like Hank's mom too? Damn you had a party just for 99 wc? Hes in the vigil keep by the vigil weapon and armorsmiths in the top left of the keep. I just thought he was automatically there. Now I know hes still in lions arch too Oh, totally done. I have coloring books, and that fun brookstone kinetic sand, and an Xbox, netflix... I mean... this is completely hypothetical, of course. I'm not a creepy kidnapper ... what? Had a game where I had a turn one play and never seen the level 2 version of the card until lvl 4 That's higher than retail Hes gpu must be overclocked really high if he can get that nice fps in bf4 with it. Adesso mi tocca disinstallarla... O peggio, creare un account su facebook? Are people really spending nearly $50 for a single hook? Yep I'm one of them. If you precept, chances are good I rode with you. I've run 200+ calls with you guys (not a LOT). Its one reason I'm applying, I'm fairly familiar with the system. I'll let you know how it goes My, Helix. You're right. You're taking this awfully personally. Cool. I'd be great if AMD and Intel mainboards came with a map like this...they always seem to move stuff around between models You can change your reddit name? Wut? My, Helix! You're right. Half a billion? lol. China has the second highest GDP right now. Do you seriously think their economy is mostly low margin manufacturing? It's OK, its not like I was going to sleep tonight anyways. haha... Yeah he'll never make it Wow that is a huge offer. Anyone know why? Ok that's bordering on the creepy side Dat middle crumble What's with the hate Oh shit This disease runs in my family as well, my father had his both removed and they were about the same size. It is frightening to think these are growing inside me But the good news was his sister was going to be okay? Right?? It would be really cool if someone were to take Pandacoin donations and take a panda into public places for the little kids. Maybe Whoa whoa how did you start that? And using "Link" in the titles is a bit confusing. Like "Link to the Past"... not sure if it means Link goes to the past or they mean a link to the past Those m4a1s kills on inferno First of all: How can you not like Greg Bear's writing? whoa. My being nonplussed is evidence of my 'ways'? GAH! Space fantasy is scifi... Apple sticker on a laptop? Everyone would not bother you mean. This is the most stupidest idea of a race. Yes I know he is joking but it isn't even worth writing about. Atleast I hope he is joking Wow.. So many Singaporeans are in this documentary... As a Singaporean, im curious why does the documentary has an emphasise on us. Is it because we some sort of emerging E sports community? I'm sure countries like Korea, and China are more hardcore E sports countries Great paint job. Weirdly reminds me of some camping equipment... Imagine if we were to evolve Digrat, though? I just realized that Yodeling is a classier for of scatting Wow.. So many Singaporean players are in this documentary... As a Singaporean(and a non dota player, sorry >_<), im curious why does the documentary has an emphasise on us? Is it because we some sort of emerging E sports community? I'm sure countries like Korea, and China are more hardcore E sports countries I do this a lot. Like... Every day. Yea there's some Singaporean DOTA 2 players. But so do other countries Then ended up playing another five TIL i'm learning shit on SRSSucks The pattern keeps repeating....These stairs.... Talk about being pussy whipped Haha! I guess even she had to take whatever job she could get back when she 1st started. Weirdest ad for rubber gloves ever! You guys play with shuffled number tokens? GOD NO Where the hell do people find guys like these I was CommClashNC45 if anyone was interested. It's because everyone is trying desperately to not go along with everyone else. Either that or they secretly condone pedophilia Wait, that wasn't a myth or a rumor? We actually had one Wow, I love how they look with top coat! Like a magical glitter land behind a glass door THAT MOTHERFUCKER ATE FIRE, DID YOU SEE THAT? I'm confused. Why are you giving the kid advice on how to grow the weed he didn't know was weed? ( I am watching that sketch RIGHT NOW ...They do?! 14 hours old, according to reddit. Did my statement magically lose merit because it was late? Holy crap, what a sniper. You win. Mythical? Wait, C9T just beaten LMQ??? 15 ft of flies? Epic! I bet the other guy was like What happened? You're shitting me that the pt recovered, right? I'm a lab tech, so this kind of thing looks like voodoo to me. It looks like there is severe brain atrophy plus that crazy pooling fluid. Non capisco. Facebook lo schifate, mentre un'app che prende la tua rubrica telefonica e la da in mano all'NSA è il sacro Graal. ...Just like reading a an introductory description of some modern/Cyberpunk class. Additionally, the scene: small cafeteria in some European country, the meeting before the great heist - you introduce yourself and present your abilities in the way you did (played by Woody Harrelson). Apparently Oxymoron is not Oxy-Moron. It's Ox-Imm-Er-On. What'd he do? Weird my money is still there .... batteries explicitly included. what if you broke your tut box? You may never tut again... I did that to my fiance last month. UngNim from IM is even younger, kid's not even 16 years old yet Hahahaha, I usually just the US, but since you said the whole name instead of just AUS(or is that for Austria? WE LOVE U! But that dress looks wierd... kinda like a diaper This is surely interesting. you think that is bad? what about all the Bieber fans The only thing sexual my friends and those around me would talk about is their sex life, not too detailed. This game fit on a floppy?! I know what I said wat? Who indeed? This is almost the same same It got to the point of "I have to put 2 wards in this bush (line ones) just to be sure" and ur face when they still disapear Might want to start thinking about upping your ram recommendations. Star Citizen is said to require 8 GBs minimum. Yeah, I know right? I mean, I know that a lot of his advice comes from the right place, but a lot of the reasoning that he has behind his advice makes me go Where are the chains? Good lord What's the original context of this gif? Odd... why is a mech listed in the TRO3050 if it's not introduced until years later? irrelevent, but I laughed at your new flair, love it. So that's why he would routinely practice in front of the mirror and take photos interesting wut? Also keep in mind she'll need 8 more of those oh sh*t you're completely right, i read it backwards! ...wat? I want to know what happens if everyone goes into the conflag Gotcha, thanks! The guy in the video isn't even the friend I was talking about: that's DrinkingFood from the netplay IRC. For some reason I get rattled when I play him. My L cancels suck when I play him Exactly what I thought haha. "Oooooohh fancy that...It was ALIENS! All of our ladies are duds, egg-colour wise (pretty blues and chocolate would be nice, but what can you do, they were free and they lay eggs). One lays brown eggs that are definitely darker than normal (but not chocolate) and occasionally have these really interesting speckles on them, and one is just weird... she laid a nearly-white egg, then a deep pinkish egg, then a greeny-tan-coloured egg. She just started, but I've never heard of such variety in one week from the same hen. Being a Frost mage, I think we do more than just Poly and Ice Lance. zapping a krawk?! thats kinda dangerous. ...tails dont work that way Management is frequently an issue but the reality is part of job as community manager is also managing your bosses, strange as that sounds. A good chunk of that basically is telling them "I am the official voice of the company. You will need to back me on this, or you will undercut my reputation and invalidate my work. And since you're paying me for this, it's not a good investment to do so. I will still pass through you as gatekeeper but it's very critical you understand my role in this." It's almost as if I've had this conversation before Well alright then Creator on anti team Oh good point. It seems I have dildo hands too I see what you did there... Or did I? You keep changing shape! soldado.... Sorry about that. I actually mis read the subreddit I was on Wow, thanks. Not one reply but two! ┌∩┐( WOAH DUDE!! That's definitely way more than i could have in my tipbot.. I have had migraines since I was in 5th grade, over the years I have had SO MANY test's done to try and figure out why I have them and no one can ever give me a strait answer. The only thing they can think of is my sinus cavity is apparently really large Wow that raises the bar... Awesome! So many little squares we've gone all Schoedinger's Bautista Tons of Visa issues this season That road bug was the unpatched version... how can you hate grab bag Man... and I thought MY relationships ended in flames.... very awesome dragoon at 320 dps is it sexy I'm playing her as supp since s3 and she's quite popular. No one is taking you seriously brobro, you must be new here we're not on your native 4chan -_- Isn't the point of suggesting it so that it's added to the final release? I don't thnk it was *THAT* bad... I'm going to start removing every single request for the RFO password. lol There's instructions on this race thread, and it's on the stream page in THREE different places... Look around people! Is that Egoraptor in the background? well there is also 65 trackers on the page you just linked to Wait a minute. More than binnys... TIL I'm the same height as the Governator Damn - i failed, Thanks! Ironically, my car doesn't have mudflaps! He killed 0.22% of all the confirmed dead Soviets The only time Red has ever walked in a straight line. I work at the Best Buy in Ankeny and my manager called me and told me not to come in tonight since the roof caved in a bit Now that you mention it... how *does* his horn stay on fire underwater? ooc: Did i give you your mew? It's like thinly veiled begging nope, I won it? ACID. Isn't your money washing machine proof? Vechs is the shortest-time redditor? Yea i didnt like all those conformist jedi robots so i expresses my individuality with my scarf Wow, these muslces It will actually fit in the Blade? it seems pretty thick This only links to another reddit thread, which itself links to a German page. I dont see anything about a childhood picture. did we? Who was this? Idk why but when the gif restarted I jumped. XD my parents are looking at me like ( O_O) ( Good point... Maybe she was bitten again? Really? I did this last week. I was pooping and he came in and layed on the floor and just stared at me. So I stared back... For 7 hours.. I thought the images was about blood circulation. you have a reddit account why does everyone hate comic sans? We almost said the exact same comment you have that much money as a 15 year old? This actually works Dude this is super weird I live in the attic next to you People keep talking about BF5 already, and it feels like BF4 only just came out. Is it really going to be so soon? He got so faded he forgot which two dimples were his eyes... or did he have three? Wait, 4... No, 5 even? ( Heh, okay. Yeah, it's a story. I remember my last binge as the time I spent a week with a burning hatred and need to destroy things unlike anything I've ever felt, I told my friends why I was staying away and there were faces like this Now as soon as I say that pic i heard the jaws theme ( ...And shooting 13/15 inside the arc Holy crap dude! 'Potato magic'? That's a term I've never heard before. Glad to know I'm not alone. I have something like this, but it's right where my butt-cheek meets the top of my leg. Yeah, I need to do yoga before I can even see it without a mirror. What the hell did they do to that box ... WELL THERE IS ALSO 65 TRACKERS ON THE PAGE YOU JUST LINKED TO Orange/Black is like the definition of Zotac cards Errr... I was meaning the minority of women who behave that way. Wow I have posted about suicide on some of those types of subreddits. how much weed did this guy smoke? he must have the munchies big time Wait. It's possible to be conservative in Madison? I hope you can find mine. I had some trouble with my friend a few days back where she wasn't able to see them I scored 36. I am on EU and I suddenly have 152. I never used it tbh Recently had an issue where one of my girls would not stop being in a bad mood and she bearded at me, it was a tad intimidating from her I hope it will be! I've got new BCPs (please please no migraines) and Mr. Z's doing another SA and I need to go in for a saline sonogram Perspective is everything How did you translate it? There's no audio! "Accidentally liked" Okay, my small town's got an M60 sitting in front of the VFW (and an F-14, for that matter Ya reckon? Oh, I didn't see the pink thingy there Wow, you've described it in such a way that now I think it's my worst nightmare too. She stands like a zombie or something... Still not sure which combo you are talking about? Now i see it wut, guy avatars don't get suits? If this happens the entire map would explode Great Scott! That's no freshly bathed cat! You've summoned the living death, destroyer of worlds! It goes into polish when i go to the page Are you sure you're not in Sovngarde? Ohhhh I doubt it, but thank you. Our sponsor is coming in, and we're literally presenting everything we've done since December. I definitely agree that it should not be the main topic of chat, but I've never been around anyone there who only talks about that. One needs to pay for Whatsapp? We already hit 20, no idea how but this is awesome. (That huge volume Meet girls to what? ..What kind of prom did you go too There is another? I thought everyone here knew they would all be from the previous operations already But then you would have 670 mL ^((~22.65 oz)^) of blood ink... I'm really not sure if you're trolling or just have a very unique opinion in saying that AC3 was better Oh gawd, one of mine hurt for days after doing that. Aah! .. Did they just shake on it? Yeah, that is certainly an interesting one Awesome OMG there's an /u/mentionedbot2 Reddit is strange at the moment... i can see chapter 3 in your profile but i cant find it in this thread But what's to prevent them from setting a trap on your ONLY possible exit from your room?!? Did I...did I do something? The first time I saw it I was thinking "ok crazy Dalek," but rewatching it I was like What's an Amazon Bomb? For me the design is original and she bring youth and cartoon in this war ;) the real issue i have with her is i can't place her as any roles a mage ? a guardian? a hunter? a assassin? Lmao! Omg right! When ever I say to people that I don't really care for pizza they are like... " What is she doing with her hand? But.. what for? YES. I'm not sure if I'm 2dpo or 6 months pregnant If you did a study on all prison inmates, wouldn't the results be the same? Hey now. I'm an April 5th bride in North Carolina. They still issue Visa Electron somewhere? Really? LoL runs on 7-8fps on my old netbook N150+, what potato do you have? exactly what I was going to say When was the last beta you participated in I was thinking the same thing, but apparently it's a big enough deal to get a stickied post Do you think "creepy" or "maniac" is a gendered slur? I had this issue, but restarting FF helped... I can admit to doing all of those things except the last one. It's just too much effort to pretend I'm not there rather than to just hold it in until they leave. Plus, if they think they're alone in there wouldn't they just unleash THEIR smelly bowel movement? Now you're stuck in the stall, legs getting tired from holding them up, stomach is rekt because you can't go, AND you're trapped in their smelly cloud of released inhibitions too? Sounds like a real life nightmare my teachers have been swearing since grade 7 Where do you get this? Further reason I need to watch season 5 again. I just always get up to "The Body", can't fucking bring myself to watch it, and then find something else. 16GB of RAM for what? Are you editing, using AutoCAD, Photoshop, and have all MS Office program open at the same time? And she turned ME into a NOOB! I think I'm going to make a stop at NY&Co before the interview. :) I actually don't have a favorite designer. It's also wrong to say that her vagina is what gives her power and that without it she has no power, but ok. I thought this was Rome 1 for some reason, untill i noticed the wall texture and the flag Oh yeah, I forget about people who *want* to meet babies .....i whonder what whould happen if nasa actually got their hands on this and modded it to act exactly like our solar system So you'd prefer cold and wet? Huh. Oh my That...is the first time someone's called me that. Bad haircut? Sterilization. Whoa. With his shorn head, Sjin looks eerily like me. How could you pee ON the building? I went there once! We went to a cool history museum and I had to ask some guy in a shop to count change for me because I'm American and have no idea what I'm doing for some reason the owner of the only IP before the tracert to pvp.net times out is amazon.com in Seattle Washington Yeah I think I'm missing the point of all this. Is this NYU-Poly? ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Please tell me you meant to say "14". What..the fuck... It may be a lie but DAMN she looks good on that thing. That ass How does one opposite a name? WOW! That is so cool. Much awesome. How much does all that cost? I did a quick search and I'm seeing anywhere from 258 to 530 a piece for those cards. But....OP is already born and 19yrs old Dem preservatives So leafy Why did I click that link True, but the fact that 3 people own 35 % is scary Woah....you're like, Moderator for a TON of subreddits Haha that is one of their sillier ones! You should have seen their Valentine's Day release names though am i the only one who was thinking that there are no orks in this game? Holy shit, didn't realize how many 'animal rights' faggots there are on /r/WTF You look almost exactly like a friend of mine. It took a full minute of study to convince myself you're not her. It's really fucking creepy that I was thinking this exact thing when I launched the Witcher 2 today. Who or what is playstation access? the captain america one I don't see a BootLogos folder in the Library folder. He's actually doing it howwww People do that? 9! TIL: boat engines eject oil and gasoline from their exhaust. > Holy shit, didn't realize how many decent human beings there are on /r/WTF[1] This sounds almost identical to Skyfall, including the lights on the back. Only difference is it's reading a PIN and not your palm print. My high score was 27. No more, please dafuq did I just watch? That, i think, is THE craziest thing I've heard since "Hilter's still alive". How do you get you hair like that? Its so pretty wtf meteos with no glasses At first, I read that as "I'm gonna buy something and send you pictures of me in bed with it on every night" But like... What if it was? Dun-dun-DUUUUNNNNNN Thanks for that, I needed to bleach my eyes again today That actually exists? Oh man, are you serious?? Half the people who say "ew white people" are white themselves. Where do you live, and why do you play on Russian server? Wait "Anne" R "Key"... S.S. Anne - S.S. Ticket... Lift Key... We use these items frequently. We've been telling ourselves Anarchy is the way to go the entire time. T-t-tourture? I thought it said "autopsy" at first. That's a relief. Whenever I hear this stuff I immediately think back to Seinfeld and a surgeon leaving a tool inside someone or something > not your palm print. There's no base support under the suspended portions Southwest coast. Or am I looking at the wrong times? saving this link to buy later Wow. Everything about that look... is just so *wrong.* Duude, I didn't know HD could be this HD... oh my gosh. It's so odd, I rarely think about the extra tooth, but if it does start moving.. Flavor....? Oh my gosh never mind. I never realized I didn't have it. An .exe is opening in RealTimePlayer for you? *checks self for Jesus* Hmmm. Simple. Maybe a little TOO simple. I think I know what this is If I were a player, I'd be terrified to slack off if I knew Puyol was looking Ha! And were your parents really tired at the end of those two weeks? My mom kept telling me that she can take care of the baby during the night for us when we come visit (and she did when he was a newborn), and it sounds amazing but we were worried that she might not be as strict with him as we are AND he might be teething and going through one of those wonderful wonder weeks I don't know. I don't remember scratching it. No new products. So weird, they look like dark red spots now. They seem like areas where hair were pulled out, but how? Which I don't know why anyone would do Your wishlist just says "Blue" Really? I'm like 5'4-5'5 and I never felt that way Did you get taller or something? How is that a 3 lb difference Why *what*?? .\\( Wow, this is actually pretty good. We're all made of billions of little bubbles that would pop just as easily if it wasn't for all the proteins and cholesterols holding them together. What if....what if we could make a giant living bubble Those look like child feet Looks totally normal and proportional on my s3 in bacon reader When did I say he was hacking? It looks.. so .. wrong in red.. i hope this doesn't mark then evolution of the florida man? and the death of this sub Of course. That kids totally has skills Are you alive? You just made me realize I've dodged three bullets... maybe he even speaks chinese Such advice. Much follow. Last weekend at a game jam I received a brand new 32 gig Nexus 7 from Google. I believe nearly everyone (about 500 people) received a new Nexus 7. No sneaky contracts, nothing to sign, no commitment - just brand new hardware. Thanks Google Bad ass chick? It's ok most people think that I probably should have specified. It's an extremely vague thing to be diagnosed with, honestly sometimes it feels like they just bundled up all the symptoms that doesn't fit with the other illnesses but is like them and then gave it a name *$_$* * they haven't gotten back to me and this is their FAQ? Isn't spiced rice cake a korean thing? i didnt know you could fill anything with ruined bullets Whatever first person shooter I can get my hands on. A couple games of BF4 with a good set of teammates is perfect but I can work with a shit team on CoD if I absolutely have to decompress. Just the act of shooting people online brings down the stress of everything around me. I'm just afraid that one day digital shooting may not do it for me..... She sounds better than she did for the Phantom movie. But yeah...if someone asked me to sing on national TV without being warmed up "Pork chop $1" - From where? This is hilarious, but a 26 inch face? Right then, I'd say we have the edge with regards to anthem singers Nod, ours gets VAT on it, but out bc is free. It seems absurd that it wouldn't be. you click things MFW I realized that Tangy is an orange: To hit the Esc key is to sort of "Let go". Lego. How did he draw that Answering questions on reddit. Ahhh...... wow, she looks old Huh, really? I had no idea Or when it's your friend's boyfriend and you can't risk the guaranteed subsequent drama That incident made her more famous than any news report ever could. Look at the related videos Yeah its him...but I meant how was he involved in the story :D but now I know he was reporter... wasnt he ? Haha I'm on PC. And it can definitely be infuriating when you get popped out of nowhere by another sniper or whoever. And I definitely felt cautious about it at the beginning too. But now Normal mode feels just...weird as a canadian, america is very good at hockey as well and if you've ever been to russia from what I understand they take their hockey pretty seriously as well. With that being said, hockey isn't even our national sport, its lacrosse So when you have it in consignment... you're allowed to wear it daily? How did you respond to Funkytonight...before he posted? I need this. Thank you! It doesn't make any sense! As it seems, they are having problems with twitch atm, not on youtube though I seriously need to go ask my downstairs neighbour for my jaw. This is one of the best jobs I've ever seen What are the 3 EM How does someone get on Reddit without knowing Godwin's Law? What an important question. I am astonished they have not yet responded. Maybe they are secretly members of the Anti-Taco Alliance we have zapdos? I totally agree, should not be a hard fix, but what do I know i know plastic might not be everyones favorite but its polycarbonite and great for when alot of people are over...have more than a few glass pieces break because of them That's a real stampede right there SMN is difficult? "What *ever* choice do you have?" ACID Meant how a display gets a corrupted windows. a team full of swag Wow. These sound really dark. And whatexactly do you mean by... "black" comedy?? Are we talking tyler perry or bitter black coffee taste? Why would it make you "so angry" in any way whatsoever? Are you...the same person? For sure. Don't know what went wrong with the other two though. wait , what questline with Thassarian and Arthas Wow shit. Back in BroodWar days we had a conversation about the SC:the movie possible cast - we came up with the same squad (with Sean Connery voicing Zeratul - mostly because of him stealing DragonHeart) who said maxed chars can't? Oh man, these Skarmory! Haha thanks for the heads up, gotta start early then. Mine are all scarily big...and I've gained about 15 pounds since last summer Holy Bee! I don't have much experience with duck. My boss says that duck fat is worth it's weight in gold. Is there truth to that? If so, why? I still have a few more months worth of credits to give out.... you could end up being summonable for a while Oh jeez, didn't see that Woah! This is kinda freaky since this is the type of cancer that my grandfather had. (My family us just full of different cancers her moms vagina? I grew up singing Aqualung by Jethro Tull as "Sitting on a pop bench, I a little girl with damaged head." instead of "sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent"….that was one of my favorite songs How do they not collapse? I was more blown away by the sound of that touring car.Holy shit! I really hate the people that are trying to make tshirts to profit off of this meme but i really like this one I can see why Balls plays Rumble now holy sheeet ... 6000 btc for an smf v1 forum? What in the world happened here? Looks like a giant flappy vagina... haha quality stuff. Its nerve racking when you clock the bag in your pocket and cant find the money. Its as if everyone is staring at you goddang when did that happen and where was I all that time.... I order with 2-day Prime shipping and it comes in 3 days. holy fuck that is dark... Disadvantage Thats lame. Da fuq is wrong with people?! I get the feeling that people in that profession dont often get tipped well. A year ago I went and got 4 more ear piercings and tipped the piercer $20. He was shocked and incredibly grateful, like it doesnt happen o_O He can buy something from the store and use steam trade window Holy I am not sure actually, I had it bookmarked for some reason. Haha well it's always very obvious when it's fake. Just a stream of milk practically spraying onto the recipient. But oh god... Pina colada mix? I was all with you until the last sentence. Then I was like, Just the thought of Elsweyr is making me salivate I kinda want a motorcycle now just because I love the sound of them and I remember how amazing it would be to just ride and own one... until you crash or fall off Good god, that's still around? jesuusss!... How much doge do you have? when was this? What?... Really I'm totally sober and that tripped me the fuck out You can live in SoCal on minimum wage? my chik-fil-a has waffles and english muffins interesting What did I just watch?? What the... I didn't notice until I saw this comment Okay... This takes the cake over the pickle phobia video... Thanks so much Wow really? That is stupid. Nice name btw Please tell me these coworkers of yours are both terribly overweight... Is this not on the netflix version? I really dont' recall this I can't believe you made the effort in your personal time, that guy must have been one huge asshole. The perfect ending, just him staring at 23 mouse balls like Ohh my godddd. Mine have all been about the size of a grain of sand, yet still powerful enough to put me in the hospital. I can't even imagine Actually, she's 30... Support almost make up the bottom 10. Whoa was expecting a fake...but it's real? Relatively speaking, that sort of progress is pretty amazing. It usually takes people a year+ to get up to diamond if they ever get there at all. It really speaks to your potential... or maybe the potential of yume's guide This is insane. Not just the ideas, these drawings are out of this planet How did you know I had a laptop.... ^ I would pay good money for Elyn, The Blade Princess.. We almost just released AA-J sponsor someone to do something creative for the advancement of doge. forehead tattoo ? But my first name is foreign as well thats cool.. my cat will climb on the ledge near the front door and try to turn the door handle Butt cheek, maybe? I uh... I'm not sure why I commented Doge pls that's not a chewing toy... I commented my girlfriend looked a bit faerie-like, and she asked me if I wanted to fuck a faerie. I was like, anarchy is coming I know a girl named Valeria and the dad's sister's name is China... So they named their daughter Vachina... Tommy Thomas?! I feel like that would be too ridiculous for a cartoon character Mother of god I hope none of these misters ever become hospital workers... Damn, that inverted paper tornado! Today I tried on wedding dresses for the first time. It felt very odd. Are... Are those numbers for RP and IP shopped? Or someone gave him rotten fruit whilst he was sleeping and he had to vomit When did I fight you? That's *horrible*! How can they get *coffee* wrong?? When I was a kid my dentist always used to give us a "toy" after the visit. It was something simple, like a bouncy ball or something. I would look forward to going to the dentist because of it. I don't get/want the toys anymore but I still strangely look forward to going to the dentist because of it. Bird Jesus DEAD Are these supposed to just copy actual league champions? O_o_O_o_O_o_ Umm, can't really do anything about my voice, but it could be my mic alittle bit so I'm not exactly sure if I should be offended or be glad that you liked my video 78% gradient I dont even remember posting that comment. Breathtaking sense of entitlement right there. OMG i want them all, they all just amazing is..is that real life long cat Wow, there are so many Roccat fans already, they're a new team I didn't mention political parties, you did. You realize the more pro-gay churches are actually larger than the anti ones right? It....glitched Why is this an image? well this is not a promising start... how did /u/dogetipbot verify your tip without the *verify* command? Nobody picking Genja? A nice trick is to put two books [] [] and placing them on both sides of your head c(o_o)ɔ so that they are by your sideburns like this []( 3. like []( Are you? The description I gave above was for the flu. I can smell everything you're listing with strong clarity. How does a 6'11" Kevin Durant have 2 rebounds, yet 10 assists? I know a Frank Lee Especially if it's idle temps where? Youve been on reddit for 6 years An... AFC drip tip? Are you sure you're not confusing ME with Nataku302 on YouTube w/ that one? Neith look early 20 not really a minor Don't see how that would ruin it...I also dislike porn of nice characters especially from a franchise like Pokemon but you just have to pretend it's not there. Ignore the sick freaks...let them enjoy their messed up fantasies Same here. My SOs family just starts whenever they got their plates. I tend to just sit between them all eating without being able to start until the last person is at the table... Weird moments Oh god, what happens if you don't get a bingo before the snowmen go away Me too. Ohio, and why would you sell them???? what was in the jars on the left??? Guy at my uni will huck himself off 20 stair sets on his ht dirtjumper (eastern night train) with no problem. Although he did mess up his headset a couple nights ago ... what does gay and funny have to do with one another? I have none. GAHHHH THIS IS AMAZING does anyone know why there seems to be a trend of people looking for lvl 91-100 slurpuff and aromatisse on the GTS? Oh, ok, phew. haha sorry '' Have you ever tries to avoid elbows? Yup, especially at night, i just go -.- KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK I guess it was a busy ATM Wait, where did Nocturne go after he ulted Zed? A few weeks ago at work, i was sweeping the floor and rounded a corner out of an isle, felt like i walked through a doorway into a new room. The atmosphere changed around me. Everything got bright. I felt extremely nostalgic and had an insane body high. It's not the first time this or something similar has happened, sometimes its nice, but sometimes it's like "Come on brain, you couldn't have picked a better time to have a fucking flashback than at work in front of customers?". I'm sure i probably looked all fucked up if i looked anything like i felt. Why don't you even *try*? For some reason Hank reaching to put the truck into park gives me a deep sense of well-being and puts me in a mood of pure tranquility. It's not like I wanna BE him... It's like I'm ALREADY him..! I can't get my head around how you're supposed to just drop your back from catbacked into proper extension while dropping your hips quickly and just having everything work out right. Even after seeing it in the example videos above. From reading a few of his posts, Saint seems to have really bad grammar. How do you do it? \*Together?\* Like, *seal over?* Throw it in the toilet? Is no one else doing this? I would throw it in the toilet and flush it with whatever else is in there unless there is some reason not to. We flush ours And continued World War 1. I'm sure Germany has only helped the world and fought for world peace. About to watch the finale of Downton Abbey... thats a lot of MH Are you the guy who has been hiding in the bushes across the street all weekend? Wow, that's an impressively constructed sentence Particularly if you need to use the 'facilities'.. I used neem oil and inspected the plants frequently. Didn't have too much trouble with pests. I did struggle with blossom end rot on one variety of zucchini and the butternut squash. I treated it with calcium and the butternut squash turned out fine (but a lot of fruits rotted). I ended up pulling the end rot zuke early because it was in an inconvenient spot for using the hose and I had two other plants so I had zucchini coming out my ears. And the rotted ones were too nasty for me to deal with. I'm hitting a vacuum? I don't know what you are talking about. I see that called a lot more now a days. Honestly, I have had several games where people said, "Support or feed." ( If it ever hits $0.01, I'd be $20,000 richer Holy shit, that heat tube angle >All of us are really lucky. One more menstruation cycle and we'd be someone different. 6 \**weeks?*\* I know it was Blech.....ick.....I have to check glasses carefully before I use them. When my boyfriend and I moved into the apartment we are living in now, we realized we had roaches within the first few days. They only came out when we started using the dishwasher. This, after the rental office had made us sign something saying that if there was any kind of infestation, we brought it in.....what a crock of shit. There was a wasp's nest in our wall this past summer, too--and instead of actually looking for the cone and removing it, they just wanted to have it sprayed. My nightmares were filled with wasps and roaches. If that is in my nightmares tonight, I blame you. \**Stitches!?*\* ** So wait, the only way to be in the chase is to win during the year? The heck did I miss Something tells me that your fantasy wasn't just a fantasy Your cat may secretly be a dog I've had multiple PS1s... why the hell would you flip it Yes but she is not 15 Dear god..... He.... is the Helix. ( I don't think its a buff because its already in the game.I don't know if abilities work but the reason for Arachne nerfs was she was doing WAY to good in early game (yes i know she was basically made for early game but meow i'm cute so shh :p) so that's why.Although the biggest nerf was probably her egs scaling per level and no vision of her egs anymore.I know DM said she would be fine but i won't listen to the guy.............. So i don't know if she should get buffed.Also let Baka eat everything.Also when did they make mini Bakas have AoE attacks? So neat!!!! Idk what to make of it all yet. Im very Holy shit dude, thanks the 20 man hallway showdown were so crazy You do want some resistance to the force behind you so that you don't get squished between the two. Bacon with grits? Are you kidding me? man dolls are fucking creepy! That's my hometown..... oh dear. oh damn I don't understand how anyone can eat peanut butter and jelly mixed together; it's foul. Also, Meatloaf is an alien concept to me Is.. that weird? YES oh my god!!! We [family and I] are from Israel and that's what we have always said! Hershey's tastes like vomit. First time I have seen anybody agree with me, I always get weird looks when I say that... Ahhh well best of luck to him tonight... What the fuck! Its been a while since I've seen a deal like this! e tu come hai fatto a accorgertene? Foam???? That is an awnser I would never have guesses seeing here Way to condense one of my greatest fears into one short story! Which directly translates to Armor War Wagon. I feel like this just evolved into some fight club type scenario. You just described my weekend and now i fear we are the same person. DO IT SO I CAN WRECK MORE WITH MY VLAD One of my sons hates cheese...We all look at him like he's crazy... Wut Such optimism! Also wtf I have a big orange tabby named Maximus that I call my lion maaaaaaayyyybbeeeeeeeeee, but this is /r/showerthoughts, are we supposed to elaborate this much? As an Icelander, I am very curious about the fly at 2:04 in that video, what fly is that? Is that a dragon fly? Why'd this guy get downvoted to pieces whilst everyone else got upvoted? lol I just listened to the valentines audio... the boss there was Mr. Sherman, the same name as the guy here... dun dun dun!!! How does all of this tie in? Holy shit She really liked that name, I suppose. ... White corn? Fed to *pigs???* Or he just didn't know it's different from feed corn? Do you really feel QC is "preachy" at all about Claire being trans? It's pretty much a non-issue at this point. It's just a thing about her. Claire is one of the best representations of trans people in media I've seen, specifically *because* of how it's really not a big deal at all. Even if Marten goes for her, which we really have *no* idea if he's going to at all (the last time there was even really a hint of that was at the wedding, and he didn't really seem to have feelings for her, he just woke up to her cuddling him and was like I do this too! Happy to see others do this one. I've told people I do this and it literally is more comfortable for awhile but they always look at me like During 9/11, I was studying and rushing to class and taking an exam. I did not understand why the professor was asking who was in the national guard or military before the exam. what movie is this from () That looks like a Gravity Falls sub Well, what is not vulnerable to direct dmg, h ard removal and silence? probably maybe My girl did that to me the other day too I'm now scared to be "on top". American here, I agree. Yuck. A couple days ago I handed my boyfriend a can of whipped cream to put on his dessert and he didn't know how to operate it. I made a How would that make it "easy and dumb" Thanks! We were going to wait to start trying until we got married (we're engaged) and until after our home renovations were complete, but the kid had other plans I guess. So? This is completely normal to do Who wouldn't want to have a pro on their team? of course you do i just told you If you're asking an honest question why do you need a throwaway account? Unrelated question; What kind milk lasts THAT long? Lot of magical jungler viables? 30 days after? Jesus, that's extremely shitty Not quite imo - his early is kinda weak, tho has strong matchups too. But the strength is in your late game damage, and your damage amplification ultimate and the possibility to become a huge lane bully - problem. You can't last hit with your Q, a cannon minion at max. Harass with it, every - single - cooldown. SO GUT Crnogorci nisu narod? Array sizes are mutable in other languages? I just don't get why they photoshopped buck teeth onto her? Sae-chan and Karen to SKE Those are some loads of new updates HOLY SHIT! Need more smash gifs This... Is amazing j.....byh2o....... Zoinks, Eclipse + Scala IDE plugin also can be laggy at times Unrelated - Frank O'shea was my year 7 math teacher Nope, don't even know what game this is. Don't care either, from the sound of yeer indignant bleating I don't think my neckbeard is lush enough to appreciate it How do you park Viking ship to LSC to put clown horn in it ? I posted in here, and I'm pretty sure it'll stay buried... but seriously... I also have fought the barbed wire fence. Ran a dirt bike into one. There were plenty of lessons to be taken away--- not the least of which was that I never need to try to go THROUGH barbed wire for any reason. What is your problem? What up with your big toes though ? That's a scary photo She has all the right parts for a woman, she dresses like a woman, she is a woman. There, I said it. Will she now "ruin everyone", I kinda want to see that Yikes, I hope not! They knew! But why crucify them? A fucking pentium and 210 for 1k Someone in the other thread said it cost more than $30k a night Who are 'we' in this story No problem! Always glad to help :) I'm just curious, but what did you type in for the address? I just searched for a random street in Chicago and used that rust logic, this How do you know what subreddits he's subscribed to? Looks more like the Eiffel tower since when is limiter a staple in every machine deck? Is that ketchup in the bottom right? How long was your childhood? It spanned from NES to N64?! ....Holy shit. *I* live in Canada. it seems we cannot connect? I… You stall teamed through 90 levels of super singles? What a waste of time wut Shes op now Does anybody know what gloves are?! Every video I look at, people never where gloves and it makes me cringe uncontrollably FML..just FML. Been trying to get a key since 09...2009!! oh did they really already beat the elite four? that was fast. I'm one of those heathens that likes the feel of books that have been worn in and broken from over-reading. The first thing I do with a new paperback is crack the spine - it's like cracking the top of a crème brulee! Then it's officially 'mine'... like an animal marking it's territory Are you even old enough to be on reddit? I never watched Pause before, but his inventory is painfully empty Pink is good. I have two "pinkies". But all pink? sweet lord I can't justify spending $25 on it Edu? whoa. thats odd - do you remember which ones? That's... exactly what that means. Ordered On: 2/7/2014 Type: Matte Black Delivered on: N/A (Ireland) - getting seriously concerned seeing the people who've ordered a month before myself I just had a mini heart attack.. I thought my orangered was Issac Slade replying to me on The Fray's AMA Booker T's hair Recovering from tonsillectomy and going through these. Oh lord, what have I done Well, sides are kinda determined by players mmr/elo so.... It means.... That bots have higher MMR than all of us. Huh? I imagine getting smoke in your eye with lungs full of a giant bong rip would hurt more - but i've never had that happen Homesick for your days in prison Jesus, no wonder I'm struggling...I was playing Red's team in OU for all of them or per sapling? You can't return it The bag said that a tablespoon should have been just fine. holy shit, i recognize this barbie food from my childhood. Then how are you testing upstream on XB1? Wait a minute! I'm a mammal Oh god, so are we the jewish who killed Jesus .... thats a rather ignorant statement. Allthough I currently dont play League actively I can tell you that theres a lot of shifts in the meta, especially on the competetive levels. While I cant really make a comparison with dota in that regard stating that leagues meta is "fixed" shows that you dont really know what youre talking about What? What does that even mean? And I wasn't even responding to you! How is Peyton Manning only at 88%? Or are they? Holy shit he turned that guy into a table i thought it was free. The post on the side of the picture made me say WTF. I'm not taking it personally, just saying maybe thats why they do them? Like Aslan ( Ill buy both! Please How did you know that? Can you tell who views the snaps of other people? I am dissapointed - only 4 slightly NSFW and 2 pony pics. Other are memes which you usually see at any imageboard. One spray was a screenshot of other spray He deleted it? That's so odd. What's he doing with his hand in his pocket? Fair point. Thank you, Brad b( Thanks, should be fixed now. I forgot the name of my own subreddit Wow, that's fascinating. He looks like the guy that follows Michael Jordan around in Space Jam ? What about it? Am I the only one that is able to bet just fine Holy shieeet My God, you've done it! I hate to be that guy, but uh you were gone... Something similar happened to me the other day, but instead (don't laugh) I felt someone stick their finger right in my ear. As the finger pulled out, I woke up and exclaimed, "WHAT THE FUCK?" to my boyfriend who had both hands on his phone and stared at me wide eyed. What would it notify you of, though? There's already a notification for messages and friend requests. What else is there? As a colorblind person, this took me a second why dont someone call gg and remake using the replay takeover mode? why dont someone call gg and remake using the replay takeover mode? what in the fuck Wut scyllla out in march I recently graduated I keep finding half used erasers all over my many mystery boxes of unorganized papers that I'm going though. :( 600 pages of engineering paper each quarter I'm rubbing my eyes here because the flair on the username that posted is Galio while the flair of the same username in this comment is urgot. Somehow you have two flairs of two of the most underplayed champions i'm trying to trade you right now but you're giving me random poke your comment is my weirder and weirder the longer i think about it answer. I had no clue who Lexi Belle was until I looked her up lol Speed 14? Oh! And Peter Pan. If you think that's scary Crobat is 5'11" and 165lbs. I feel this way about the word "open." Just. Does. Not. Make. Sense after a while.... really liking Julian Wilson too.. his surfing i mean... Ah! I'm so glad logic is becoming a thing again and I get to be part of it! I defined logic broadly in my defense, drawing on informal, formal, symbolic, and mathematical because there's a lot of overlap in the departments. (Especially because of computational linguistics.) I also included a game theory class, because it sounded exciting. I think the more humanities aspects make it a bit more liberal arts ish, which is something the IMP really stressed, and since I'm super into all aspects of logic, I'm okay with that. My senior thesis will likely be basically a historical look into it. Hunh. It's weird to think that you probably know people that I know. wow No you can fap. Just don't cross the streams. Why the hell did 4 people downvote this? Haahahaha....well hello there. I wonder about the first one too? With chunky the block payouts are much slower so it's usually larger final payouts..but the same timestamp seems strange. I haven't been paying much attention and i can't login so i'm not exactly sure which ones are valid Oh my god, that's a thing? We're breathing...atmosphere. you have golurk for fly? Not even a meteor could kill you guys Oh yeah, the oil running out means we'll all be reduced to hunter-gatherers... WTF DID I JUST WATCH If my dog hears me peeing he will run from the farthest corner of the earth just so he can smell it.. wasn't aware they were tradable Holy fuck I have that jacket. It's kinda weird seeing a 50 year old in it. File bug reports, people! In this case, it looks like for some bizarre reason, Google has no idea where "Fairfield train station" is, while "Fairfield station" works. ( Human centipede The fuck is that mascot? Wait, wut? I'm right there with you. I saw this live on Sky and I thought “what is he trying to do, that’s ridicules it will never go…. oh, it’s in… ….” God damn, if only we could deposit and withdraw Pokemon with that kind of precision. I don't see you online IS THAT TABBY?! To be honest, I literally see no difference The concept of how new humans happen. I mean...there's a *person* (who is not YOU) in your body. I was once a person in another person's body. Auto Carry Holy shit bro me too Yes...that I will agree with. The fact that the average viewer can answer, what, 40% or less of the questions.... Wait you read about the oculus daily but haven't seen anyone making that comparison? Still missing one element on the Atlas, even after the two mmorpg's pages... weird What? It's not my birthday tyvm! I'll see whats up! And now, *birds*. Double A Jay is seriously putting in some crazy work for the team. It seems ridiculous but we might *actually* finish the game. I did the same at locals on sunday lol Hence "interesting" in the title. Thats... just impossible to handle. BTC more nervous than Guude? The brain named itself Maybe that's what someone has been trying all these years and that's why the world is such a shithole! I want to see more of that bathtub horseshoe territory... That was late. #### Those eyes 150 minutes..... Awesome comic! I imagine how much of it is true JMG my dad did that, pointing out the staring, all the damn time, got the rest of the Family in on it too. 5k for a pint? Make sure you are swooping and scooping. I didn't realize I was in such a wrong size until I started doing that. Went from a C to an F. Hmm I don't think this is very cringey. Whoa. This looks exactly like my Mia! Her four children. It's hard to take selfie full-body pictures why do these pictures always look so sexy er what? do you really insulting me for beeing friendly and answering your question? do you have psychological issues? Aber nicht doch, die russische Olympiamannschaft mit El Capitano Putin würde doch niemals betrügen I know right? And the mask is valued at 150,000 freaking septims looks kind of like a Ford Aspire Really though when have they ever met their ETA when it comes to patching? I'm not expecting it until 6pm PST at the *earliest * OP says he lost Lapras a long time ago.... if this comes to pass the OP is the true prophet of TPP! #4... That rib. wow, forget THAT! Of course if you are going to roll in all allagan gear, you are going to be pretty gimped for Accuracy. I am using mostly allagan accessories and like 1-2 x primal acceessories along with my gear and I easily come out with a total of 480 Acc * Holy crap I didn't realize it's been that long. Yes, exactly - tall and U-shaped. First time in a bra that I could not fill out the bottom in a bra, the horizontal seam came up higher than my nipple. Made me go: I don't even remember my first games.. but my cousin and I started near the same time and he told me that at first we had trouble beating the easy lvl bots :o I missed it!.. :( I have had a crush on Crispin for as long as I can remember, if you see this Crispin... \ ( why be a lurker? Apparently no one Oh I thought Riot legit made a rule about not drinking before playing a game live... so Chaox would've been kicked Not his arms, his hands!! I don't know Good luck I hate when comments are deleted. Obviously he was wrong and that's why he deleted it but... what was it that he said You'd need about 50 Mbps speeds to download 21 GB in an hour, nowhere near Google Fiber. With Google Fiber (assuming the XBL servers are the same speed, which they aren't), you'd be done in just under 3 minutes. ( They remade it in H4? Thats almost 6x what i bench! Yes, i dont have an impressive bench but it scares me to see that wow ...i can't belive things like this. I have found that always dampens me, even if I'm alone in the apartment IT HAS A FACE. You... probably shouldn't become a parent. And jD is covering two of those events Hahahaha. Where do you live?! FaZe vs sB o.o... What exactly was the problem? Cripes, at that price you may as well shell out the extra $200 for Vegas Pro. Oh my god that's just...wow is dat some google glass bought it from my guitar player... he's the real pedal freak! Your mining on a phone?! Holy shit, a member of the RIPD i want it ... Haha, nice find! On a side note, they really need to get some screenshot functionality going...I CAN SEE YOUR PIXELS. "Wait, people *want* to have sex with each other? For 'intimacy'? You care about what they say on that thread other than updates? OOC: Once I took too much melatonin because I had a cold and I couldn't sleep, and when I woke up it was like 4:30 You know what's odd about your comment? I've been studying art & design for 2^1/2 years, and representational art (particularly of the human form) is something I've always found really simple. ( I read Book normo, I even missed a letter out It really does. I hate feeling vulnerable, and his stare really makes me feel like he watches us even more than he lets on...I've seen him peeping out his bathroom window at us before He got less/equal to what some people who offered up 4 times as less than that Anus Tart? Wut He looks like Ziggs. Would you mind if I went to your town and sell off some perfect apples? Just realized my closet's full of em This rustles a lot of Koreans' jimmies but as a Korean American I honestly don't see what's the huge point... I mean, for instance the Gulf of Mexico seems to touch as much US soil as it does Mexico's but no one bats an eye over it... Might give it a try then. I decided to not buy a game as soon as I heard that that abomination existed and hence never played it There's a food club autobetter? Care to hook me up with this if it's allowed? I don't even feel comfortable masturbating in my home almost 100% of the time... Wow, this was on the frontpage yesterday, Yeah, I think I would be way too scared to do it on my own. Especially because you just suggested the possibility of going bald. sum really sick plays there dude but the thresh hook missing was just weird now i know how he looks naked The problem with this is many people use a few different batteries...I've seen people take put their 30 amp batteries and slide in a 10amp or less... *Fingers in mouth!* 8 dollars is rich where you live? "......came like a baby gorilla?" I don't understand how people can play in the pitch black Paige creepy eyes! Good or bad? Would a coil-over swap be easier 10 month unemployed in IT? Wasn't this match posted on Sunday? Fingers crossed we didn't have more voting problems. yikes Yeah, I've been waiting for her to pop up all episode That's a lot of carpet tiles. Where are you guys buying these? Your wife has a lot of hooker shoes haha, I just finished it. I opened it this morning It's sad that she had to wait until she was freaking 10 years old to get surgery because of the cost. I chose ace of spades I've used one for a few years now and I'm about to make the switch to a DE. I've been using a Gillette Fusion Power or w/e it is. The difference I've noticed with the power version is that it doesn't pull on the hair as much. Same shave though. Never scared me How can you even play an FPS on a connection that slow? My favorite thrift store sells women's undies. I don't get how women can even consider buying them, I'd think panties would be the in the "never buy used" category. Back in TOC I was having a tough time finding the right guild. So i applied, xfered, and joined a 25 man guild which was working on heroic Anubarak. They brought me in asap since I was a retribution paladin and could stun spiders and what not. I had no idea I was going to be apart of their the server first kill for this. After a week or so of ruthless attempts we killed it. That night everyone was so excited we all stayed up on vent hanging out. Everyone was talking about selling Heroic runs for gold and how we were going to be funding the guild bank from here on out. Somebody in vent found a bug where you could kill Magtheridon in Hellfire Peninsula loot the 500g he dropped reset it and one shot him again and collect the 500g again. I didn't think much of it so I logged off and went to bed. I woke up few hours later couldn't sleep so I logged on everyone was gone. I checked the Guild bank and saw it had 999,999g I was a little shocked. I logged off came back a few days later to being guild less. My first though to myself that I failed my trial, then I did /who my guild, nobody was on which was kind of odd. I went to wowprogress and looked for my guild, nothing, It was as if my guild literally poofed into thin air. This was very strange I had no idea what happened. I moved on started to apply to new guilds and such and was sitting in Dalaran when one of the officers from the guild messaged me. They all stayed up that night doing the Magtheridon exploit to farm gold they farmed over 20million gold in a matter of hours, over 30+ raiders/officers/Guildmaster was perma banned and the guild was deleted. Oh I saw the fights, I litterily looked away to Terraria for 2 seconds to see if my friend was back, to see us out of the gym and I was like Yeah, "21." changed to "1." What does one year younger look like anyway? I can't imagine aging being so noticeable that one year stands out in either direction. Five years? Maybe. Ten? Alright. One? Adorable, yes...still wouldn't let anything with a bladder sit on my keyboard. Why do you have 48 GB of ram yet only a 7770 video card HOW did you make those wings?!!? I love me a good gauntlet. .. is that a fucking boat pipe? You gotta read between the lines man! I didn't even want a bag that bad. How did they manage to force me to buy them like that? How much does an amulet like this go for Haha no problem! I saw that you sent another message and I was worried I sent it to the wrong person! TIPS GALORE!!!......wait... You still doing that Sweet Jeebus, I didn't see it before but after reading your explanation of it I looked again and his lower half is really all wonky Focus on my studies? I have no idea. Jelly bean BUT WHY MALE MODELS FELIX!?!?!? in this society, we're ALL inside a costume 10v10 fights? It doesn't count if you give yourself gold though. can not un-see the floor stains i honestly have no idea I didn;t know the first one still existed... same... I dunno...just tell them it's none of their business, I guess. I find it odd that you have friends at school hassling you about this how is that much of a pro then In Star Citizen: Pointing with your arm to draw your copilots attention to something astonishing (in coop mode) or hailing other members of your wing. I guess this is why we are not doctors Season 12 wasnt cancelled mid-season... they just played on after a reset. Wait... It's easier with the gatherer's hut? I swear to god their website never works for me. Once in their ownership? It's the only thing that drop bears fear, though So damn sweet! #### that's even worse oh, carry on then I guess. Are there any stations that actually display that? In my country there are only 10 stations that display HD for fucks sake YouTube? What... What the hell just happened in this thread? what if he already has Holy... Shucking... Fit... I just think it's ridiculous that tv doesn't even offer 1080p as a standard yet. You have to pay a premium price for it I don't remember a giant slug being in that special. It in august well if he just barely got a pentakill then I don't feel so bad for not having one yet... your in diamond with less games then that? dang that's pretty beastly... How many normal wins do you have, and how many ranked wins do you have was it just me or was there also a new barrier and redbuff burn particles in that spotlight too? Sounds like that was a great idea! How did you go about finding hair salons that had awards? Wait what page did they miss? I thought the page about TOLS being Kyros was a good last page I think Mexicans would be better just because the situation is in some cases similar. Theres no elements in the german population, or no relevant ones anyway (you always have some assholes, obv), that view Turks as inferior for being Turks. Theres elements that view a lot of them as problematic for not integrating into society at all, not learning the language, high crimerate etc. Theres not really a problem in "race relations". Its a cultural issue with both parties being at fault, if anything Last number I heard was 46 maybe we can get the people to the muffins Are the downvoters of this thread thinking "fuck science!" or what? Did ugly Americans make a video game? I have a good friend who is an interventional cardiologist - he does stents, angioplasties, coronary catheterizations, etc., every day. I remember the first time he showed me fluoroscan footage of the blood flow beginning in a patient's circulatory system after a totally occluded artery was opened by a stent. It was amazing - like watching water flood into a zillion tributaries of an amazingly complex river. My dad had a cardiac ablation at the age of 80 - regulated his heart rhythm and probably prevented a potentially fatal heart attack. This involved the surgeon *burning* parts of the heart tissue away via a catheterization procedure, iirc. Did you just call ZoveReign a random Ohhhhhhh fuck! I forgot about that Imagine the end of the Disney version like that... all the kids sitting there What ring os this? Well i was thinking painting it with something that makes it fire resistant as it is wood. No fun with a burning rig Are your fans pooling air ? I would think the fans would be better mounted on the other side pushing air towards the cards ? I'm moving my cards to this rig solution since I also have problems with temperature. I've got 290x cards though so maby i can not relate to your temperatures. I'm pushing 89°C right now. Just checked it, still up! I don't know what's going wrong What is this called and where can I get it hah someone did this at my school ** Whether you run from this relationship or not is your choice and yours alone. People might disapprove, but we're just strangers to your situation. You're a very nice person and he's lucky to have you. Quite so, considering you sound very forgiving towards you were on the scale of his lies. A baby is no joke Wait...what's going on in the top picture? That 'You Died' T-Shirt looks so cool, me want The hell is mark of the ninja? OMG TOUCHED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT... AND NOT IN THE NON-INAPPROPRIATE WAY What's more interesting to me is that your mom's yearbook had a higher quality photo I can't seem to find the guerlain meteorites photo I don't think it's an age restriction thing. I was 21 when my doc prescribed me Nur-isterate over Depo and told me what I told you. I honestly have no idea since nobody else's GP's seem to say anything remotely similar. Wait, let me get this straight. Not only does this kill insects in your house, bed, other areas and pets but if the pet eats it, it will then de-worm them? You have more playtime on one game in 3 months than I do over 3 years playing all my games I didn't even realize it was different at first! I was just like, "Awesome! Raikou... Everyone expects pro level arrows and hooks mate. Seriously you just have to ignore it. Only time I ever feel stupid when it come to arrows or hooks is when they see me and I throw it anyways. It's like derp derp Wait, who, me? Hey, so I read somewhere that visitors to your town don't have to be 100 unique people I got the Headless Horseman mount my first year doing halloween..while DCed during the last half of the fight Oh god Schalke.... what a chance!! Because having a romantic relationship with another person can be reduced to "fucking". The Apocalupse hasnt ended Gpwnz started it...are u one of them?? But still, seeing a velociraptor all up on your character and getting arrows slung into you. Then getting trained by two other toons and I'm like translations, versions, personal interpretations, strong arguments = facts wait, why was he banned? I still don't fathom why people dislike getting rickrolled Continued stretching each other soccer-wise or in another way... I've been a fan since I was 4 years old There were quest text?..( Maybe we know each other Holy Crap With 1.6 total coins released, that means Hendo420 owns at least 25% of the currency either to demonstrate this point, or because I made badsubhub, I now appear to be a mod at /r/badphilosophy Where is the fountain of youth located? He "but clotted creme", I think he's missing an extra T. ...and the Schalke fans go wiiiiilllllddd. So why don't you like Tim? I don't understand makeup. Early? Mardi gras is less than a week away Dayum 30% of the phone size ? Basically every part that isn't the screen will be a giant radiation warning ? i dont understand why the same people dont keep working on it and release it through Piratebay ? i dont see a point in giving up on something just because you cant talk or post about it on a public forum Legitimate self-defense *protects* public health. That's the whole point of it. ( I have a question: what the heck is this sub? And what if it's actually at a beauty contest....? ¿Los activistas defienden la institución de una minera...? What kind of 15 year old doesn't know that child porn is illegal Get a catheter instead HUGS! Wow, AOL ? Really? Ha, I've done this with transmission lines as an emergency fix before, and was thinking "why not?" Then I realized I was looking at a brake line I don't get the Kha'zix nerf why lower his damage by so much No, no that's not ironic. Just unfortunate. It rains all the time Wait, Talon and Charm **stack**? What the hell. Woah, Woody Harrelson is buff as hell How do you have a positive karma count. Is he dead? Deleted... Oh my god, congrats! SHIT i almost forgot about that guy 62 euros for delivery to my location That's beautiful Dat ash tray Duke flair? We haven't completely ruled it out, actually.... *Multiplayer*? that seems really strong Holy shit, Capt Kirk is blocking shots and everything!! Waait.... how come I see some people using the squiggly? I can't even imagine Pentakill from Morgan Freeman, so Hexakill... I think this may be the best reply ever written I actually have never come across that. Omg. I think I know this girl.... I don't think I've ever seen Boozer land these many buckets in a game Wierd I am online.. Tonight, eight of nine of our players recorded at least one steal. The only one who didn't, Gerald Wallace, leads our team in steals per game! BABIES. I think I might love you. I knew some places did food delivery and I knew amazon offered fresh in some cities but for whatever reason non-persihables just never crossed my mind. I just looked up my dog food Alright, but what can I actually have Where are you getting multis *that* cheap I need to loose 70lb for wrestling season > EDIT: I noticed. Holy shit... "Nineteenletterslong" is nineteen letters long... her movement is creepy I've spent around $3k on my bag so far and spend ~$75 a month at the range, and ~$150 a month on greens fees. Wait.. Tranny awards?? Where is this from? I thought this photo was posted to /r/wtf when i saw the giant face with a huge ass nose superimposed in the photo from the clouds, and didn't even notice the and cat at first. idk how i ended up in /r/aww when i wasn't browsing here how tall and how much do you weight and what size did you order What, really? How long playing per day? WOW! thats nice... but that terrain... Collectors are people who collect What if he was a STEM major? I actually sought out an episode of Homicide just to watch him in his hey day, still the exact same person. It looks like he has only aged 5 years in the span of 30. although i laugh at NBC's "ways to deal with rain in case you forgot" story, i seriously do always forget how much thunder terrifies me....because we rarely hear it. I barely remember this movie but holy hell that is LITERALLY a Granok This is whats so screwy I was born in the 80s, growing up if a kid did this or something like it he'd have been berated, humilated, etc. etc. Now in 2014 he's a hero to some. For once I understand past generations when they are unable to relate to the current generation of youth. Do we praise his sexual freedom or slap him in the back of the head and tell him to stop playing with his food? I started the network over the past weekend and was doing some marathon coverage myself (I think I talked for 10 hours straight once Oh gawd - How'd I miss that What's that "polacy" thing of yours? haha, a vanilla style enderman farm is completely possible! I'm imagining Etho's Ender Ender 2, with cursed earth. We're getting pretty good at navigating menus Oh wow, I won? OMG, 229 ! WHERE DID YOU BUY THIS?! Really?? I was running with a gtx 570 on high settings and at the low end getting 50fps at 1080p this isn't even the most brutal part of this scene The Tories or the Scots? When everybody has the herp it is like nobody has the herp. We had iron-ons and nametapes Now you're advertising elo boost adverts indirectly Why was Mirana slowed when you killed her in the mid lane? It was like you had the Broodmother passive you're not one of us I just got Shadowfang last night. Luckily I had a guildie and some randoms that I found on oQueue (and one at the instance portal Dat Zeus People will pay a fortune for outdated hardware with an apple logo tear of godess poppy a real name with just one very conspicuous post... Weird if i had opened this thread 12 seconds earlier i wouldn't have either First week completed, on my rest day today and starting Week 2 tomorrow. A little nervous about the change in pace (more nervous about Week 3 though! That jump to 5 mins! Haha. Yep, then it goes away and life is back to normal You could always stick the waffles in his nose and throw the container of syrup down his throat Is this going to affect the 3DS as well? Like, does this mean we can't play Pokemon and trade with other people anymore? That's a lot of glass TPP inspired me to look into Gold and Silver again. My friend bought back a translated-from-chinese silver from Hong Kong for me when I was about 13 before it was released in the UK (complete with hilariously bad grammar) and I absolutely loved it; I've never played the actual English version of it. I only found out a week ago that there was a DS remake of Gold and Silver and my face was pretty much just So, the 911 was an inside job after all? Are we actually going down that road? what is your flair refering to? I got perm. Muted I'm guessing not. Tbh lefty shouldn't let her mod/watch his stream. Just imagine if Jackie was the judge on Woody's channel It's like, those gits who are complaining are living in a totally different reality. It boggles my mind Is that so? But it sounds so weird grammatically I can't believe Shadowplay doesn't work with this game - a real disappointment. Will it later? Just how ancient can it get? Mother of god, they grow quickly. do u think i can get stattrak m9 bayonet with those items above? i don't know anything about knives trade I am a woman and I don't understand this either....that's extremely strange thats quite a leveled up raticate Yeah, it does take some adjustment. When I first started dripping i was like, We say each to their own here much objective. such non-biased. the more you know Sorry, I clicked the link. But what if this paper is nonsense? There is 80+ titanium rated How can they possibly get away with a site like this Wait, *seriously*? Shiiiiiit! the game TRIES to put your winrate to 50%. If you win more then you lose you climb the ladder. It's a pretty standard way to create a ladder system... How about a Miss Meeseeks CEO of China? Didn't even find that to be a sarcastic remark I am not trying to lighten the situation here (I am still reading the article)...but am I the only one concerned with that picture? Who takes blood like that?! One that clearly has too much time on his hands and/or is doing this for research - y'all could be my lab rats When you get a job etc you'll finally have money to buy the things you wish you could buy, but then you'll never have time to use any of it or doing anything you want to do As far as I can tell, the truth is we have lost a lot of good , knowledge leaders in the last few months. Top that off with the population, and you have idiotic zergs that hace zero coordination. I see too often that tactics (if there are any) are too old -see biolab generators- and nobody moves as a force. It is hard to say whether the new leadership is clueless, have low skill, or just don't care due to low moral. The icing on the cake is my mic broke recently, so I can't take control of the situation. New mic coming soon The irony What does this have to do with the short film? I remember buying the ausp inv set bundle for 2.8$ on market. This new price jump is just Or, you know, you could realise that some countries use decimal points for figures like that and it was a joke OMG Muahaha I picked you! I think before you commented too doesnt everyones? the driver looks like he was violently ripped out of the bus by some kind of monster.. Username checks out. Reddit, please stop reading my mind. Well damn. I kinda wish someone would trust me to just use it for a pic then give it back, which I honestly would, but I dont see that ever happening. Your username leads me to believe it was not your own mirror. Is dis Gmod? You sure get around Thanks for the link. That's fucking disturbing! Dafuq, only 8 champs in 2013 Dude, this bitch is sick as tits Something from Tumblr that isn't shit... I must be on something Well, since I reposted your OC, you should get another one for that. Also, I made a joke making fun of Mitt Romney in /r/conservative, and it got upvoted more than the comment I was replying to. Why does diamond go tanky eve? IGN did the same thing in their "trailer review" Screw you, you creep! Why not just pour the beer into an empty soda can? The Wii had online play??? I am a WWII buff and thats a well known fact among my friends. Not long ago this dude I know asked me if there were any "used concentration camp inmate fatigues circulating on the market" This sub? I check this like every other hour I think you need to come out of the net and challenge shooters more I've never had a thermometer up my ass. Just because Steam derped? Actually this kind of proves it I'm mesmerised by your nipples But disease that we can cure now and childbirth kill people around the age of thirty! What is it with nerds who are secret badasses? I did some work at one of the national labs, and one of the physicists there was *textbook* nerd: pocket protector, calculator on his belt, goofy laugh, bad clothes (he was also one of the nicest guys I ever met). I found out later he did some kind of underground MMA fighting and once almost killed a guy in the ring. Been with the same girl for 5 years, never had this problem. Maybe marriage might change that Did this really need its own post? Must be something in the water I see it to Waiting on PC version here! I keep telling myself that Titanfall will keep my from buying the PS3 version. Who's being insulting? What the shit? If everybody took a couple hits if acid.. That felt like a last ep. But there's 4 eps left! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE! Wat! How the hell did you get that for $10? Therern't? since when is cho a shrimp?? That username you made it Yes I want a tiny elephant. They do it better Oh SHIT, LEBRON! Why can't I find it this time....? 4th baby is the best i...i didnt know such a thing existed every time I see that pic I think of the siren monster thing from Duck Tales. His damage is though Did it once now every time I finally get it the car i locked My vagina faces less complications when it's doing it's own thing...or not getting done Wow, I used to have one of those disney head cups! i forgot all about them If you don't like your friends then they're not really friends. wait... dabbing honey will kill you? It seems like people on reddit this evening are having trouble understanding boundaries. I bet you run a lot or don't fully explore dungeons? Totally agree. If you're just shopping casually and can wait, and don't need it all to match, check out DellAuctions.com. It's like eBay, but only for Dell. Shh, don't tell too many people. Then the prices will go up! ( Ok... i've been living in Japan for 7 years, 2 sons in school here and an ex-wife who doesn't speak English •.• I'm literally watching this episode right now Why would you aspire to become a hit man? killing someone isn't as easy as you think and life isn't a game. You want to travel, see the world, and learn to fight while pushing yourself to the peak of physical fitness? Yes, you should join the military. I'm thinking about joining the Air Force myself. After reading this, I can't help but wonder if you think you live in a dream world of some sort. Hatena hasn't shut down? It'd be really intriguing if she goes full villain and they kill her off Warum regt man sich darüber auf? Weil die Leute nichts besseres zu tun haben My response was completely different. I'd have to dig it up, but it's along the lines of "We list the ingredients so you can check and see if it's the right product for you." Blow my top? Settle down? Huh? I was just stating a fact. Not pissed off. NOTHING ! Which they'd be smart to take holy shit OH MY GOD. You have.... Dream Ball.... Sigilyphs.... Is this part of the Indoctrinatoin? [Holy shit... Shink's dead? Yeah I don't get it....it's true that we start out ignorant. Children are extremely easy to program with outside opinions. When they grow up continuing to spew out what they absorbed without ever consciously considering what they hold as the truth we end up with an ignorant adult. That's just how it works people. Combat it with awareness not downvotes... It's really cool! although the thumbnail looks like panties Oh god if the heat got a top 5 pick Fat TUESDAY? Looks ok, unless I blur my eyes holy helix its my cake day Oh god, more bots.... what? The hell would you want Karma in that shithole in the first place? Ikr. I was making a meme about it before my net crashed last night. That comment was literally up there for SIXTY (60) SECONDS before I got gold. so a game for retarded twitch viewers? orange weed? Oh God where'd you come from?! Mom's slippers. It's space bar item. When you use, you throw a rolling slipper to monster's face, it makes it face red and stucks on it for a while. Influence is my own mum. I used to do things that im not supposed to and she would use it She's stalking you on reddit? MAKE HEARTHSTONES! Oui exact, Firefox/Opera (meme IE Or increase the health boost, or let it stack with overheal Ohh! That coin, i feel stupid I would like min, but that one does exist already That movie is so friggin' weird... omg those nipples, drive me insane Was that Quick Attack? You *bastard* why are you taking your shoes off in the theater?! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THOSE FLOORS HAVE BEEN!? Holy crap! I have had the stitching come apart on my MagicShine too, lol. Luckily I looked down and it was bouncing up and down on my front brake (I always wrap the extra cord around the brake/shifter cables). Very glad now to see what I avoided having happen to me! At first I wasn't sold, but that third thing was just incredibly persuasive We keep emergency med boxes in our ORs for our c-sections to use if they're bleeding a little too much after baby is out. 2 of the meds in each box are in ampules. Well and good, except our OR omnicells weren't always stocked with filter needles. i did not know this.. Why are you marking this all as spoilers? This was all shown in the anime how...even...? Thats a bone wut? asians hate black people That used to be a belly button Reminds me of the bleach anime for some reason Cockroaches can survive nuclear wastelands. That isnt enough either Why does Riot draw so funky legs? Like look at Vi's legs, theyre like rubber Does this mean that Canada would be considered the tropics? Crasta is what I named my character in Star Trek Online Wait, I'm confused. You just said in two separate comments that youve never seen them and that youve seen them 8 times?! ;) >>> Holy crap, that's a lot of POPs. I'm colorblind OMG. This shit is real Yeah We Did Not sure if you're a guy or a girl. ( I've spent stupid large amounts of money on League of Legends custom skins for the champions I play. yes please Did a search for Pollard. No results WHAT?! How about arguments so like: @p[inventory:dirt] or someting I am now a legit diet, I don't know how I feel about that Well we've come along way since then This. Also, I suspect that should we so much as hint towards military actions or even get our military ready without the rest of the NATO being in full agreement poland would faint in panic, france would start looking for additional white flags, the UK would ready their jets and the US would start to warm up the tanks... we dont exactly have a history that makes us look trustworthy in combination with military You didn't notice the sudden increase of 100 hp and stamina? What other channels do they have? I mean, from what I can tell their economy sucks and they have nothing of immense value to give. And even if we could be convinced to give any fucks then we still couldnt do anything because we dont want Russia to get angry at us since they actually have shit we kinda want to have. So the EU wont do anything. And the US? They dont have nearly as many economic strings they could pull and they would harm themselves in the process and they wont take military action as long as they arent forced to. So assuming that all Russia does is play political games to justify taking some parts of the Ukraine theres nothing to be done about it. The Ukraine only needs to be careful to not give russia any opportunity to justify taking more land Holy moly! Had to leave the room for ten minutes and came back just as we beat Lance and with ATV. right Now Imagine Smough corrupted by the abyss AND after taking ornstein's power. This made me cringe slightly... So much logic!! How does this^ not have more upvotes?? Oh my gosh, this steamroller is so fresh and sparkly. Trippy. More than Season 3 LoL worlds? Wow - She does indeed look like a pissed off owl So far looove them! They are so smooth. Yeah we got this, I was wondering what its about How did you guys make so much progress? I thought it would take weeks to get to the Elite Four yet here we are. holy fuck that brow is so beautiful! Yes I would, and I did not know that you could ask them to do that! Holy shit, do you get demoteed every death when you plat heimer? This person has broken so many rules, holy smokes. Would be much happier if Buffalo and St. Louis would just trade divisions That's just about the same story on this end. 3 power connectors minimum 450w draw, and up to 1300w I believe ~~Hello! Sorry but I can't seem to see your Luvdisc? Still nothing as of right now, so I re-logged, and when I got on it told me I left a game in progress ... wow that 90k tooltip reflect I'm scared to google ...howd he see the screen to take the picture? with the avg volume at only 12k, couldn't we easily manipulate the price up and down Dat Vaal Immortal Call, immune to ALL damage Oh what?! Seriously? Wow I saw a broken foot What exchange rate did you use? Or maybe I really did switch out my camera for a potato for the 3rd picture just to troll you? ...why does Superman have such a weird expression here?! hooooooooooooly fuck Hehe! :) Frita is awesome! She looks delicious... Yea, I've grown pretty used to the fact that this opinion is quite unpopular. Even I think I'm the only one who feels this way, sometimes Uhmmmmm yes they do. Any nation or their residents has grounds to judge another nation if they think what said nation or leader is doing is clearly wrong. What do you think we do with Russia, China etc? I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING A Ponyta! It looks like loot out of Mabinogi Dat Panda ? I did some looking and just finished my first attempts. I totally fucked up and the stuff burned up immediately upon being introduced to the nail. I did inhale some of the fumes as they floated into the sky and hoo boy was that a zinger. It was like getting water up my nose As a straight guy, it totally ruins it when the girl sticks out her tongue like she would for a doctor or dentist, as if she thinks she's being sexy. It's like yeeeaaahhh, I'm now in a first-person "fucking a mentally challenged girl" fantasy. how do we acquire them? I dont see them in my pts wallet Oh wow. Jon didn't even scratch the surface of all the weird stuff that's in this movie. The poop rat offered him sex dolls. Looks amazing cannot wait. I have a question though about the new corrupted areas. I've heard you say Chris that they will spawn every hour or so of gameplay, does this mean then that when they're going to spawn it will spawn close the the player so its visible. Or, do we have to like full clear zones in order to make sure we don't miss them? Dat switch The second time I met my girlfriend's dad I said "Nice to meet you" when we shook hands Oh My Helix, AA-j steamrolled Lorelei in furious killstreak how long did you study and what materials did you use?...and did you do it while getting your phd?! Dayumm Eyes Wide Shut, can't stop watching it almost got above freezing in Fairbanks Well, not in a horde..... Indeed. Although it'll be an epic tweak... I have concerns regarding the performance on my 4S. what have I done definitely small chance to make uber gear uberer, bigger chance to do nothing, re-roll the stats Oh my god he just front kicked him to the face I swear to god the hecarim was going so fast the rainbow stretched from his ass to the base. Nah, I like her VP. I can't stand Freya's though. She sounds so abrasive and yells everything, so angry imagine if tpp had been nuzlocke maybe I am Damage dealt towards the towers Woah. I *really* want to see what that comment was. one of the guys in this thread i have tagged as a pedophile I haven't decided on how I'm gonna do my eggs yet Do you really? in 19 sec of the first round Must make FLoBathon artwork.... I thought the same thing Two...? So Bjergsen got benched beacuse he flirted with Regi's GF? Tom Clancy's last book "Command Authority" is basically this. I'd hate to be against you in a match Don't know if serious... Dayumn that Carvanha nearly reaches 6 IV'S Well, damn. They are saying....grab my free books! Hmm, iI still can't see it I do use this version, but I've never tried downloading brush packs. I didn't even know that there were brush packs for SAI You do realize that if she dies violently, this comment will be used. Isn't that bad for you? WTF? Why didn't they scrap it OMG Now, I'll have to try one to see...*good excuse*...so much for that diet How far are they going with the [number]worldproblems subs? There has got to be a cheaper way to mail a letter with tracking...I just spend $3.79 for certified delivery. Excellent game! That Dwarf pass tho He even has kids Other than starting WW3, and the Ukraine isnt really worth it holy fuck they did it.... they actually did it /r/jailbait of course. (underage pics Oh my goodness it is! So purp As a teacher who turned around in class one day to find a troubled student miming putting a gun to my head and pulling the trigger, I have to say this concerns me just a wee bit. I've been teaching for fourteen years and this is the one incident that truly, deeply, unsettled me. If we have a culture that says it's OK for guns to be on school campuses, that kid might have actually been holding a Glock instead of his index finger. This is incredible! 4 of what? Oh god... Whitney's Miltank... /*Shudderes* That stupid cow made me rage hard so hard when I tried her at first without being able to keep her disabled long enough to stop her sucking on her own udders That is a gigantic litter I fucking guarantee i saw this comment at the other thread just few minutes ago This is weird. Are you me? I'm planning a similar project with many of the same colors you have here. What's that website? I never saw it! Holy crap, what an interesting turn of events! What 'situation' would make you suck a cock XDG impressed me,Sheep is a monster! holy moly We're doing it on the weekends? I was unaware of this But he plays rly badass No thanks. Why would you want an adamant togekiss Haven't gotten there yet, but I know with Shalebridge Cradle, I stopped playing the game for 4 months and had to read a walkthrough before even attempting it it scared me so badly. Never seen druid murloc before... If I as european want to watch Bjergsen I have to watch when whole Europe sleeps putting adc into adc role? putting a jungler into jungler role? how can this possibly be a good decision?! what is this sorcery ?!?? pennsylvania? No, not two axes The last of the last I can't help but wonder if I might know them So what now. He tried to stop his mothers yell channelling once? holy shit How will that work? I didn't know about 'claiming' it. I read that wrong the first time as "Madame Fussy Bitches" I'm full 1920x1080 on Firefox too Your son knows about the "mincraft" easter egg I had appendicitis and they went through my belly button for the surgery and now it's just kinda a hole or poor friends Carve a zergling into a meatloaf? Ah, dang, 5 boxes Jesus titty fucking Christ wow but...how can there be two wukongs when there's only 7 million people in the world? You only get 69fps on Quake? If I think of it that way... It really doesn't sound very nice Oh god, that's actually kind of terrifying When does Bjerg ever fall behind in lane I give him catnip in small amounts, sprinkling it on his scratching board so he'll scratch that instead of the furniture. It's probably not good to give a cat drugs to make him do what you want Wtf is wrong with that one dude in the crowd I think there hasn't been a single PBA contest so far where I even sort of expected the result Geez, 60 stacks? Sorry if I've offended you by quoting Stephen Hawking. I don't see this message (I'm in France) plinky with a different flair... i don't know who you are anymore Wow,nice,that 7:58 FOR REAL THOUGH it's really weird that he's younger than Batista yet he's still 43 JP totally, absolutely nailed it Your username.... Erm, rule 2... so I wouldn't kill anyone because I wouldn't anyone to kill me? O_O w_w If it has HA I will trade you amazing pokemon for it Interesting. Even though the ruling makes strong efforts to define whether a motorist needs to wait for the pedestrian to finish crossing, and even though they strongly recommend the motorist should not, they also refuse to make this decision because it's not related to the issues under debate in the case law. Seems a little conflicting. "This shouldn't be illegal, but we won't rule on it because we don't have to", then why state whether it should be legal or not? Holy balls that was great What is the winky face for? Catching Fire Was this in NJ by any chance? Imagine the scene in the car " " You mean Titanic sank because of this guy ### Back when everyone was playing LuLu top One thing about soft water is that it diffuses much quicker (I'm not scientist so correct me if I'm wrong). So your water might be extracting much quicker. I also use salt. But my water (and yours should be too) is filtered. It's not like salted water is coming out of your sink. I only know very basic stuff about this so again.. correct me if I'm wrong. Maybe *there is* salt spewing out of my faucet I did that once and he's response was "FUCK YOU" ....i was like Jazz? You might be out of luck then Browsing #brasov on Instagram cand deodată.... And why are you sorry? I don't remember playing on any faction servers since I changed my skin to that... freaky Thought it was another sheep Wait... seriously? That's the official sub? I thought it was an also-ran set up by someone trying to compete with this one, since it pretty much looks like a default sub with just a half-assed banner ripped from their fan/media pack slapped on. DUDE! PiG beat Stardust? ...but alcohol has a lower freezing point. Isn't when it's cold when you *need* to drink? What... How... How do you... He is the attractive one?! I just went to take a peak, and Oh sh*t I do can we place cogs? I think I see a pair of eyes at the back of the car... I'm surprised people didn't know about this 1600 of them? When and how did you manage to break free? I don't understand how you managed this I guess soloin a Gragas isn't flashy or shiny Wat. I might have typed it wrong, Gimme a sec And blowholes right on the bridge of its nose! P.S. Oh is that right ? I somehow find that hard to believe Rocket Yeah, you got it. A nice pegging never hurt anyone... Dem animation quality > Sorry if I've offended you by quoting Stephen Hawking. I always thought the same and was wondering how people would not get this. It's no problem, name her White Lady then XD, or if you have any clever female ghosts Surprise me XD I do like all those names He was on FOX? there's a recent Syndicate game? I have well over 2000 game play hours and I've never seen this... Really? Rare indeed! I was so shocked! Usually she is awake by 6:15 on weekdays and 6:50 on weekends. And it kills me, because she doesn't have to wake up for school or anything - I have no idea why she gets up so early! Amazing theory! She runs a pub? "Then some of it dropped into my mouth" What else is there? I don't understand, who are these people pressing start or right ? I never said more skills equals a better game The Shyvana one reminds me someone from the show Glee Man City went ham in the 2nd half Mystery egg What have you done!? This is like seeing the source code... There's a naked Misty card? Really I was thinking tampon I don't understand? Tricky was meant to be the original word *mistyped* but still, if you look at it that way then lets take a look at some other champs simply put. I.e fizz has an untargetable escape mechanism, so does vladmir. Cho gath has a click to eat skill that does true damage. Yasuo has a wall that block most ultimates and Stanford, Alabama, Oklahoma, and FSU. What now? I realize that leaving the tops off of the machines was probably either something allowed or mandated by management (read: not your fault), but isn't that a Health Code violation? Wow I'm wearing that exact shirt... Right... Now... Wait.....does science do this much stuff every week? How villainous. He has no love to his Pokemon. Wait, what about Silver though? Is Silver our Starscream? So you mean, SahebJi has now started copying Arvind Asumizu How do you remember your username? Or in the words of Clayton Williams (R-Texas), "relax and enjoy it". Why randomly post Husky's video here? Mustache. Then wow Same here. All video games, actually. Eyes, hair.....fingers. in. the. mouth. Wouldn't any assessment about the color of the tongue still apply for Lickitung's tongue as well? That doesn't do anything to prove it's one tongue or the other, just that Greninja is capable of cutting off any tongue cleanly. Also cauterizing involves burning, doesn't it? Do we have the same dad It's been 15 years?!?! Lustigerweise spreche ich Chang'e eigentlich auch Chang'a... keine Ahnugn wieso ich es da nicht gemacht habe or have what they can't want. So, some basic logic for you: If what they're doing is wrong, it was wrong before *I* said anything. 375?! God damn what kind of porn is Sneaky watching if he goes through 5 computers?! I love that forum. Some of those videos are freakin' hilarious! Really funny part is, I know people like that! wow Does anyone have a alternate link to the reaction vid of the kid who was super upset about the ryane clowe trade last year? It was taken down from youtube due to a copyright claim from the KHL Solid trade. Exactly the same reasoning as my AUD/CAD trade. Only reason I picked AUD/CAD is cos I know the Aussie better, and dat spread on NZD Crosses Okay, That is the best image of it I have seen so far Hail Tool! \m/ You didn't joke you ... If you don't want to spend 10 minutes fighting your freedom you don't deserve it I had no idea TBP operated like that. Not gonna lie, i would have found you attractive the whole time. How come no one mention about Daikoku's other form? Coca-Cola 600 Are you sure? I'm itching for a Premier Ball Naive 6IV haha, my current normal Pokeball one is 30/31/31/31/31/31 and I figured good enough (*at the time*). The one time that happened to me was on my Y where I bred a 6IV Naive Houndour, too bad I haven't gotten around to put on Sucker Punch on him yet. ...Well, at least he was foreign, so people were happy to trade for him! They always seem to pop out when I use 3IV parents too, Nice revenge, I would love to see a video of this. And I didn't know comedians had other people write their stuff... wow Wait so... what are the dirt appendages for? We also have installed a tipping bot for Doge in there so you can tip while you wait That was epic Why did 3 comments about the turret being up come up so late after he left it up? That was like 5+ minutes ago! She signed your card as Stacey? That's odd. ( Pawprints....EVERYWHERE... Wait...what? Bleeding...bleeding nipples? This happens? Or am I totally misunderstanding you Is that the normal color for Crystal, or is Togepi shiny? That... actually doesn't sound all that small. With the way Curse has been performing, this is your primary concern? Oh. Does ANYONE want HA Elgyem with not 0 Speed? Good lord, that comeback.. I'm not sure i've ever seen optic be so clutch in such a negative situation.. My face feels itchy just from looking at that. Fiddlesticks and WW have no animation but if you look closely to Yasuo's you can see him dash to his target from beneath, almost like he turns into wind and flies Shit Repost Raptor, eh? How do we know this isn't a repost itself by bf has same mouse too... Did that guy run himself over? Uhh...comedians have their jokes written for them!? I didn't know this I took your word, sir. What in GOD'S NAME!?! It worked. Now it says March 11th before 8pm. I seriously thought the original picture was an inflatable penis, then I saw this... Doesn't seem like argument to me, at least I haven't seen any logic argument against or for objectivism, just one guy spewing hate around and 3 other guys trying to calm this hate down. Yup. I'm actually over stocked on them I think the better question is; why'd you mind control a windfury harpy? Angry drunk Daryl is going full redneck. Wait what? Every pokemon on my list I have and am trading. Oh gosh did I word it funny antidepressants aren't always effective for anxiety disorders, any MD should know that. your icon looked like baron for a second Oh my god... now that I think about it.... you're right Oh man I'm so tempted, but I have spent so much money lately I think the best question is; why'd they even put a windfury harpy in their deck? I did too. Mother of the year, right there. Wait...they have the same seiyuu... I was told that Justice and Priestess work better together because Justice gives you +1 Spellbook that you need to special summon priestess I love it! May need to get a perm. "Reddit break" So this is what Russian propaganda looks like Dat ass tho Yeh, and his voice completely changes Did I ... not read all of longbow hunters? Fizz and Ahri almost never draw bans anymore I salvage all Blues / Greens I see, and am at 114% luck Really creepy So letz get the whole world addicted and then we got our world cryptocurrency and some rich addicted people?! Maybe a basket of puppies could warm his heart enough to make him a normal human... with a battleaxe Oh my fucking shit... its terrifying how her eyes are like sunken voids of just blackness, lol, but seriously... they're just like sunken in and dark holes almost... that's honestly terrifying. I feel like I might die now because I saw her... Razor Strop has to go on a 0 dogs WD... Please god. You can move party members around on that list? This ^makes ^^so ^^^much ^^^^sense ^^^^^ really nice mood, but her back is arched in a very uncomfortable position sharks are big I only just realised he was there! The lower I go in the comments, the more celebrities I discover in this photo. What kind of a mind game is this? Funny thing is I'm kind of doing the same thing to with the stalking and maybe working there. I want to get the job at this clothing store so I can get closer to this sales person girl. Also another funny thing is she called me by my name first before I ever told her. So when that happened I was like Once again, shyfox, how'd you find all the time, energy and effort to make all these lists? ... are you a teacher? I listen to your AMA but most of the info is lost in my head... and I listen to a fair amount of AMAs... ohh yeah. you are a teacher... nvrm. stupid brain didn't work for a sec. Perverts shouldn't be teaching in our schools. :P jk jk jk. What if you mistakenly brought your dildo to work and NOT on sex ed day? hehe. Probably don't do the teacher request I sent before... it'll be too real. the boundaries of gwa and the school will combine into a weird and fearful thing. .. PC gaming is dead? I'm at rank 7 with that deck... I thought it was pretty good That is some Inception level meta-hacking right there but ..... if u were alive in 1860 that wud make u at least 436 years old???? I would get it just for the multiplayer. They could even fix the things the last MP DLC broke Now THAT is drug abuse in my opinion! I almost cant remember that I've ever played against GE. And I'm SMFC. I wonder why so many silvers play against these but I never do Holy shit, he makes Marus Rühl look small That... Actually sounds delicious to me. Broken clock is right 2 times a day. WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS! ( Yes I am Ive never even seen italian salami I'm using windows 8.1 and I think I actually like skydrive but is a valid question, why is Paul shoe-less in the cover? why, WHY?? That wax model of Angelina Jolie almost looks real Oh god he was in Serenity, how did I not even notice this until now We aren't find out the sex of our baby. I recently had a dream that our baby was a week old and I still hadn't figured out the sex. Holy jesus. Really... Cool, I hope he can finish the third on off well... Because if he doesnt... Me too. The first thing I thought, was: "O_O She's possessed!" And " Are... Yaaahhhhhhh... That's a serious question, isn't it? Customer withdraws Yooooo that shot of Kumin-senpai I didn't get a cell phone til I was a junior in high school Was it just the game? OMFG!!!!! Wow, you dudes are actually downvoting that comment? I'm surprised how much negativity (literally) is in this sub.. Oranges are pre-sliced by nature So I have a little over two weeks to finish these two costumes Asumizu just kinda "Uh... what?" I know, I always pronounced it "ace-us" At first glance, I thought the title read "r/rapeindexporn" Looking at all the benefits you can get by actually using the beads instead of selling them, at what point would you keep them to assemble your lutari talisman (eg; to increase the random events generated on the site or to reduce global vendor prices by 10%) .. these are huge permanent boons Damn... It can't be unseen You've got 'the biggest bra... ' ? oh, oh, oh, tell me, tell me, tell me !!!! I read the 3rd one as "eat shit, fear success" and was confused Wow, that's incredibly helpful, and something I had absolutely not considered. You may have just single-handedly changed (blown) my mind! This is how world wars start. Looks like damn carpet padding What the hell are these stats , 974k manpower 200k Ducas and the country Alpoko ?? what is this ? wait whats hair got to do with anything? Are you saying if I went bald I could get higher Even on time of peace doesn't look like a good place... the smell *shutters Are these real?? Dat UA..... Wait how does it get leak and how do you download it? Wut man. She is smallest than chang'e *shudders didn't understand what the title meant by dry, my nerves went completely crazy when they scraped the floor If I go from this Holy shit. Where is this? I went to a cactus farm in Arizona and i don't think I saw one that big Hot dogs inbound. The look on his face XD it was like: Why are the krakens upside down? Wow that girl is legit crazy. Good thing it didn't get any more serious Des comments doe... He actually didn't fall asleep, he just kind of hung out and refused to bask or eat.. the only way I knew he was brumating was that I weighed him every day. He lost 10 grams in six weeks, and gained it back in a few days. All my teachers ever taught me was "I before e except after c." I have never in my 35 years of life heard the rest of that before. over 2g/wk *Rudders why would someone do that *st-st-stutters *Cows got four Udders Holy bee, I can't even imagine superman being such a jerk. Sounds more like a bizarro world ... ....and what are you going to do with it then ...wow. What if he implemented a thing so it was like a Nuzlocke a pokemon faints = it dies Soooo many games and time to reach diamond?? Just left work, started up just fine And so does my mudder Now I'm nervous. How WERE you using it? No. Nowhere in that article does it say that. Is dratini in monster egg group? Because I have a 6Iv adamant one it's permanent right? *Egyptian dancers are called Tutters Dat storm on the SCV's *Hate wearing rubbers Holy crap, can you do that? Should have came with a seizure warning ( Why would anyone hate bakers? ah sorry i missed you two hours ago. what time zone are you...? 11 hours from now.. it'll be 4:50 AM EST I've never tried a taco. Don't worry, I'm not blinking, I'm not blinking. at 17 minutes thats actually really fast.... How is your happiness so damn high?! LOL... Yes. The really newbros still fly through Uedama to get there. *I got me a box Cutter Haha :D Magic? I'll admit the song isn't that great - But the amount of pony merch - Crikey No, your dignity is gone when you poop while giving birth. So spooky Reminds me of that dude in Baldur's Gate 2 who randomly says "Coo" a lot. It's definitely overdone here, though Wait, why? Oh god... this is a nightmare of mine since I have ingrowing hair just above my butt. It's safe and clean but doesn't look very pleasing Nikki Bella. described your mom in a nutshell last night We should make it an optional AIDS utopia. People can go there and fuck eachother silly with zero worries. The rest of the suckers will be so ostracized by society that they will hop on the next train to AIDSville. You know, like Mitt Romney said, we make life so miserable for them that they "self deport" voluntarily I did a this seems 44 beakers only as Babylon? Yeah, this way it's clear that this is PT, as opposed to BT (Before-TEST). I can't wait until we can recreate this with Auroras Santino likes Milk's outfit He was all into that rattler last night, wasn't he? Subredditception Care to explain this? I understand.. I don't really mind having a little girl character in the game, it's just that I didn't expect it to be Scylla since it's so farfetched. Also, it's weird that they chose to make her look very anime-ish when there are tons of fetishist hentai that revolve around little girls and tentacles. OMG! I hate that! I had a coworker years ago who would set the thermostat at around 70 in the summer. You know, because 80 or 85 was too hot. Then she would turn around and crank it up to 80 or 85 in the winter. I do not understand this! 85 degrees is the same damn temperature regardless of what month we're in. How was this not caught by compiler warnings when it was first written? Damn. I was hoping you'd freak out cuz I got it right. One in a thousand chance but if it was right I would've *blown your mind*. Ok, reading some of the responses here has me going "what the fuck? OMFG. I'm sorry. That look.... PST Master race? Lets see another EU vs. PST finals. I bought Mistborn a couple weeks ago after seeing someone on here recommend it (was it you???? Oh god, you've opened Pandora's Box, turn back now before you are forever doooomed... How do you pronounce Becfjeslihct Cubiwoisdfch? THAT is a beautiful tattoo Yep. And even if distracting was ok or part of a realistic experience: it's goofy sounding. a little old lady once told me. "you have beautiful skin" Just got done watching X-Files, season 5 opener...dealt with exactly this issue. Weird The Eye of Sauron is excited to have found Hubble... This is amazing Can anyone tell me what \DB::i() does? Seeing a post you commented on, on reddit... Is that you in the suit also please tell me asians call white people roundeye's. As a white person, i think that is pretty funny Black Citadel is too large for it's own good - It's about triple the size of LA spread between multiple levels Sherry tastes like semen? What happens when they get to equations? Are they going to do this operation for something where they have to subtract part of the equation from the otherside? Seems so time consuming He's always there? Maybe he's stuck Are you implying that country music was right in the past? That looks like someone's last meal How did you find the sub through me? Gastronauts. The fuck? What if penguins are superadvanced immortal humans... Shyfox, you have a gif for everything! I had never heard of that before Are those... chainsaw spaceships? What are you all of my fantasy's entwined in one?! You knocked out 2 of my favorites in one night Dang - I almost have the same amount of legendaries, and I have only spent the initial amount for Gelbin "Selfies" was used way before Nov2012 Ohmygod... I just realized what an A10 really is... Same handwriting on both sides...? Wait what, I thought D was for dodge. Why is the screen black?... Nice to hear that it's coming to stores in the EU. The price is ridiculous though How does one apply chocolate as deodorant? Fuck, I'll be your pal My Hindu family always pronounces it "kah-lee". Are we.. Are we secretly the same person? Where have I seen this before? Oh right - on Reddit Ewww ~100000 villagers Thanks i added you guys! anyone have a scyther With the main game, and again with the tiny tina DLC, I tried to avoid spoiling it for myself. I got really spooked when I saw the first one of those as a result. why the f*ck when I type "Diaphragme" (french here, ^^don't ^^hurt ^^me ) on google I get drawings of a hand in a vagina Probably not i was just about to get some water those *are* amplifier circuits ^This was the first thing I thought of. Had to watch a lot of mindless Youtube vids after reading that for the first time before I could sleep u paid 250 keys really? I'd hate to see what they nail above the front door when they want to have a baby I must be missing something here, because I'm not too sure how that's a slur. I actually haven't voted yet my roommate used to teach sex ed at a middle school and said one student legit thought that doritos bags and condoms were interchangeable... Ive never seen something like this Unlimited RP Maybe she's an atheist! (0-0) **STARING INTENSIFIES** **( Ok now you are just the worst kind of stupid Its gotta be a kid,Who the hell leaves vital defenses and the CC outside but puts collectors inside? Size of this patch reminds me first chapters of Flame and frost, I hope they just don't want to spoil some cool story content Downvotes for saying thanks Wat I have never seen a single one of these... They're changing the Pz IV again? Did you find that it came through in like, sections? The top is going faster than the back, lol. It's like 60-70 % white in the front/top and the back is normal-ish. >Fatal error: Post does not exist in database. Is this where "cuddle parties" come from? so. ehm. in 10 hours from now? That would be really helpful! holy fuck whats just happened ?! It doesn't appear to have a sponsor. I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't end up happening. Who is going to pay $200 to go to hear the tittiecoin guy speak? This thread wasn't deleted. Why? irl she is 28 omg It wouldn't be building muscle unless for some hormonal reason I'm building muscle by sitting down or during my walk home. Ikr Wtf is up with these twitch chat quotes every single thread upvoted to the top Dear god why? Interesting, I coded it as a spoiler, but when you view it in recent comments it shows up as a link. Oh, I still don't have the Shiny Charm. I thought the Charm raises the chances of you encountering a shiny. I haven't played goalie in years, but I remember one time I was doing a shootout with friends and I made one of those ridiculous saves they showed in the NHL 2003 pre-game highlight package things. The one where the goalie is in the butterfly then spins around and puts the paddle down. I did it as a joke and ended up making the save. I keep describing myself as "lucky" that I didn't have much nausea during the first trimester, but what I did have was hunger and I'm up over 6 lbs in 11 weeks. That's bad, right? ....and you have poor flair???? Which pantheon my high school had a media teacher fired for wathcing porn in his office a math teach fired for buying beer and parting with these girls over summer break, rumored that our old vice principal a was sleeping with a couple of the seniors on senior trip, the little kids in the child development class walked in the bathroom and this girl was getting railed. some girl ran away with her bf's dad to like mexico Well I trust you, but claramorganes is definitely know on this subreddit for being the guy with the most wins ever seen so far.. 7k wins tho.. She isn't a wolf spider, we got that much, but now i'm wondering what you saw.. Somehow I got the feeling this is something Deficio would say In your average game you shouldn't be ganking pre-6 without a red buff imo. Even if you have red, you shouldn't attempt more than two ganks pre-6, especially on ult reliant junglers like Nocturne and Vi. It isn't your fault if the enemy gets ganks and kills for free because of pushing. Most of the time people who automatically blame the jungler are just channeling their rage at you. They know they pushed too far without vision; they know they got outplayed 1v1; maybe that so tower dive _wasn't_ a good idea. Oh my god... all the way from Denmark? Some brands of root beer don't have any caffeine at all. I was drinking one at work when I was 8 months pregnant and got shit from a co-worker. Even after I pointed out on the can where it said "caffeine free" her response was "Well you shouldn't drink it anyway." Just ran through a sim season. The NBA's elite 8 were the: Kings, Rockets, Jazz, Suns, Raptors, Knicks, Bobcats and 76ers. While I agree with your comment completely, in what world is Roxxxy a "big" girl? TIL what a waffle-stomp is... o_O You win That is a funky Kinder wrapper, Bobcat He loves it! This is actually his second one, as he managed to destroy the first one. wow! A 100$ donation! What the... I need to know moooore... OTK decks still exist? the bubble gum sounds like heaven There was a rumor that this one girl from my high school was caught giving a bj to a guy behind some bushes and got caught by the track team who were running nearby. Pretty sure it wasn't a rumor cause she got called to the principals office the morning the rumor went around Wait, so this is fake? Jesus fucking christ That name My teacher was also teaching at community college... Seriously? No telescope you say? My god, you're so good... "*Why germany still exist*" - I expected that under Poland. You have just struck the motherload. Caffeinated soap. whut? ooh. for some reason amazon showed it was $89 to me. I don't get this. What were they for exactly? Wait so the Squirtle for lucky eggs or a honedge HO-LEE-SHIT. I wonder if thats why most of my friends in high school suddenly started to hate me. The only one who didnt stop talking to me was the other one with a bf. High school is confusing "Signals are out at Sunshine again. What is it with that place? You just bought the AIDS of the arts and crafts world. You must have been influenced by satan! The Oscars aren't even a week old Where did Takiko Souma go? Dude...I was trying for just a regular togepi with serene grace. I don't blame you for stopping I also remember New Zealand being north of Austrialia SIEMPRE USO ESE ARGUMENTO CON MIS AMIGOS CHAVISTAS Y SE ARRECHAN, DICEN QUE ESA NO ES LA MANERA DE CALCULAR EL COSTO DE LA VIDA So they're just screws that you put into your motherboard to raise it above the ground? I still don't get it... Whoa death stare from EMILY! One time I saw two Luk Fook and two Chow Tai Fook all on the same street I've done that but I think what's truely holding me back is the lack of a college degree. I'll be eligible to graduate in the fall so I think that will definitely help. I'm also trying to break into a different career (was in human services but trying to get into human resources now). Someone suggested I just apply to target or Wal-Mart for the time being but I've been turned away by both for being "over qualified" Well... WOW Yikes. That's a real thing? yikes that looked brutal! those supersport brakes do not mess around Am I the only one who noticed that the picture was posted 2 years ago? I'm confused. What happened I live in Niagara falls and I'm just now hearing about this is it just me, or am I the only one seeing the 5$ price for ps3 version.. and still 19.99$ for the vita version Dare I ask, how many calories? [Why did this get so many votes? those support stats though At least! What are cleans? Sounds interesting Doing Poorjoys is easy even with 4.5k HP. Well you're gonna learn today "I am not a sex offender" says NutsackThunder i guess he is high on something Dat Dragonair Wait, we can grow wine grapes in Minnesota? Congratulations on an ill-fitting tux ... Do you mean unofficial, or did SE make an announcement somewhere? You haven't written a 50 page document about this? Where I'm from, foreigners can't buy property unless they have a local spouse who can buy it for them. For some reason I thought this applied to everyone. Where did the other comment go? ILLUMINATI!! Especially after the first time I woke up in the middle of the night to find them staring at me... I REEAAALLY hope this works out and grows a community, all it needs right now imho is publicity, its esea for free What is going on in that second picture with the pug. His body is so big but his head is so small. I just signed up for beta. How were you able to get 50 keys Wasn't that story about the king from WoK? That was Eddings work being referenced Nothing like pulling the razor back up and seeing blood Are you on LSD right now? I remember hearing pretty good things about it when it first came out, then it kinda just died out. Where/how did you find it for a buck? 'Disc made in Mexico'? Really? Dude, my dad basically told me the same thing. Freaky. Maybe you two are the Clairvoyant? I'm on the primal data center, and it has not been consistently down or anything. I didn't get it at first because I didn't know Roccat was a team I found mine at dungeon, they are so tiny Is this whole sentence an anagram? If I rearrange the letters will it form something legible? your eyes look asian D for everyone! My minis! Same here. I came here expecting a video where Murray's cussing to himself. What lee changes? Fold them into little origami cranes. Public vote So true... what kind of bread is that?! How would **he** know if they're comfortable or not?... majestic... Are you serious? I get it if parents don't let their kids have caffeine when they are actually kids (0-12), but i've never heard of someone not being allowed coffee as a teen My son ask me, if his mom was an Adulter? the mutas are next **JESUS FUCKING CHRIST**. You are the nastiest, creepiest guy I have seen on here. Congrats! what? I'd like to hug you right now (>O_o)> ( That sounds really interesting, any souce? Why did I read that entire thing Yeah. Good thing, too. It was bad part of town and I was low on ammo. How are there some people not seeing it? I did almost exactly the same thing today (except Week 2 of C25K instead of Week 1 before) but with the HRM working, it's even higher now, it says I burned 509 calories. Yup, psychological breakdown is one of the most scariest thing that can happen to a person. Other than that I can't think of anything scary unless I'm kidnapped by a bunch of neo-religious terrorist group demanding my execution for their righteous cause/politics. Fuck, I just scared myself to shit Woah, someoneeee was adopted.... I didn't downvote I half expected a big fat dude with oranges in a bra. and no i will not look at any links you guys might reply comment with According to Shroidinger and quantum physics, our thoughts actually do effect the world around us. For a second there I thought the dog WAS the hairball This mental image is seriously messing with me. There's semen in everything.... This thresh was so good Ok formating the link doesnt work Nice to see your entire squad is recon. Nelson Mandela's ghost eh... i enjoy proper grammar as much as the next guy. But monitoring apostrophes in contractions seems kinda excessive divorce ke liye recent sex activities ka bhi time table dena padta hai court mein whats she lookin at that dog like that for? Are u being serious? i said any case I don't know about you! but I'm feelin' 22... For 100 years Jesus, what charm table are you on? Or....we all are.... Jesus christ, that interview. I almost killed my honeybee last night How would you video chat over Skype with just a headset u do know tht dayz costs $30 in every region and has never been on sale? So...these things only happen while you are in Ketosis? Or just doing keto in general? 4 days in, not much of a change. Maybe a lil worse [i.e. not solid]. Am I lacking something, like fiber? CLG Zelda? I think i saw the "White Lady" on Unsolved Mysteries The beginning is boring? How did he call you? You don't have a pohone Ooh I was curious about kohl but I'm definitely gonna avoid it now You got images that weren't food? Good? No... You're damn amazing! Man what I wouldnt give to be in that dressing room!!! I want you to stop right here before I'm REALLY scared What possible reason is there for limiting the number of changes? Wow....a triple nacelle design that I actually love....never thought I'd see the day Dem some greasy fingers Vote for SMITE, damn you! I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MARA GRUNDO BEFORE. CUTEST PET EVER. uh oh OP they are on to you what has Coast done? Yeaaaahhh this doesnt prove anything or even indicate anything. Yay for more propaganda! As if we didnt have enough of that by now Personnellement je voterais pour la séparation, mais contre le référendum i didnt know that I have yet to play the patch to comment much, but I'm also seeing a distinct lack of "JESUS CHRIST NERF SCYLLA" posts, so apparently she's actually balanced. I swear it's really something new Obligatory need any help? No but really... If he's wearing his dad's helmet.. I can only imagine he had to clean that thing out i would steal that cup and sell it on ebay if i were him so... she hit the guy with her sword using her shikai abilities right? Before she called out its name. Does that mean she has bankai? Jesus, that IS good camo... that stick looks just like a moth. Dead for millions of years and yet I'm still afraid of it. elise pizza could have real spiders on it. ... what? Are you guys thinking winterizing or?.... funnel n dry ice? What tutorial? Why would anyone downvote a question? * In some ways - yes. In other - not really. For example: living here is simply easier, if you have a job you don't worry if there will be enough money till 1st of next month. But at the same time living in a different culture is always a challenge even for a sole reason of a thousands of tiny things that you wouldn't even think about. For example: Light bulbs. In Poland everyone change them on their own, here my contract explicatively forbids doing anything with them. So in theory I have to wait for my landlord... That doesn't sound normal I don't know if I want to be the lion or the dog I did! My gyno at the time just look at me and said "Well those are some sever symptoms That is crazy. So.... I took your advice and just randomly began refreshing... I found my time like half an hour later Did you find out what caused it! I'd never want my gyno to look at me with the > "tigers don't live ine africa. I just got banned for my comment upthread Im so bi-curious at the moment but I feel like this would be my reaction at seeing a vagina.....plus my head has been filled with the idea that vaginas smell horrible and yet i've been to more liverpool matches than league of ireland Lambo made a Camaro? This landscape is awesome It may seem a bit pedantic, but I'm curious as to why you specified "black-body" radiation. Do you just mean radiation? Calling a human corpse a black body is a bold assumption, it could easily be a gray or white body lol sorry for the reply on my real acct. Thanks. I'm never eating out again. And where might this be legal? Class of 1999 I might of dispersed it Yeah sometimes people are so used to the fat labs and fluffy coated toy breeds that hide bodies when they see a dog without fat or fluff its like Ahhh yes :p I had the Wiki page open and ready to submit as an edit to my comment, but I must've forgotten to I cant wait either... ShoTzVee was a name i made that i never planned on keeping ... I'm a little jelly that the unicorn gets so close to Bradley Cooper. Pretty sure he has his hand on her butt. I must find this place. Since when is Zoe Saldana considered dark Today is Wednesday. Why has no one asked about LMP/GMP on this?!?!? 20/20 lightspawns should not happen that often Yeah I never thought of that haha! Nice :p Luckily I finally have the D myself, happy searching! Ditto Safaris are like gold The fact that our national anthem is not even about our country (Sweden) but about the Nordic countries as a whole. My actual face while reading this was Ohhhhh (*Idiot just got that it was a joke -_-*) yeah, it's a new champ that will be released soon, along with another champ called.... what was it... Karma? Yeah I think it was karma, and her sister, Cassiopeia, those will be the new champs coming. Because I mean, *OF COURSE* they aren't already in the game... right? (AKA : I've seen 0 cassiopeia and karma all of S3 and S4 But wouldn't that mean you couldn't smoke it either? Best: honestly yesterday I bought 5 Revlon lipsticks, not the vintage ones because they weren't there. I just thought "hey, I really just want some wear-to-work lipstick". So I held up a bunch to the light and picked 5, a pink, red, mauve, brown, and purple (the gamut) I thought would work for me. And all 5 worked when I got home How do we know these are true and not part of the Alien Propaganda machine? Jesus Christ. What'd I do to you? My opinions aren't as mindless as a large majority of people here. How could you possibly even get to -117? Do you actually just go through my profile and downvote...? he KNEW Holy crap, there's a bot that I like. You... Wrote a post with sarcastic sarcasm? The page layout of that site is so broken. The energy levels of that dog will be astronomical. Holy fuck Your message simply FORCED me to add you. I had no choice. a gallon around 1.5" to 9" you get the hah thanks, still eating that pizza. it's delicious you suddenly went offline. even 4th gen stuff? did you know... the dude is verified on rap genius... Did the Piston's coach just get fouled? I still are curious of your name. I am Wow My six year old came home and informed me that his friend told him Im having a girl because I'm sick all the time. He also asked if I was going to poop the baby out since it's in my stomach and that's where poop comes from. whenever an attempt to release a pokemon is made people just spam a and it keeps on going on withdraw I thought the same thing. Wait, we have a Russian owned news network here in America? This is news to me, but more importantly, why the fuck would anybody be watching that for news updates on the Ukraine situation? Cate Blanchett as Bob Dylan LEESINDRA! No idea how this could be diabetes related Wait, what's the connection between Laci and Vi? Shit, it just clicked in that there are athletes who are in 1000lb club just due to 1 lift. But OpTic is not gonna lose So...You understand then...good for you, only took you a lil while to get it Why won't this show up on the new tab It's hot alright. Add before I burn! It's so true. I moved here from Boston and my first reaction was No order of the engineer ring? total approved hits is 50... man sivir's voice actress reminds me of Nariya and Eriya from Escaflowne I ... his shoes just happened to be in the line of fire? Can't. stop. laughing. ....dunk face or raep face? You literally removed the post in the time in between I clicked the link to this article and it loaded, and I have fast internet... I am the Brady Bunch? IT'S THE DESCOLADA VIRUS Hah, we've even made a necklace out of the little rings that separate the platters. We called it "geek bling" and whoever found the most infections on a system got to wear it for the day. Plus, those things make the most mesmerizing noise when you toss them on end at a hard surface. \m/ ( one of the reasons, from what I've heard, is because it has much less severe side effects when it comes to sexual libido. I actually requested it for that reason. I knew my depression/Anxiety would be unmanageable without medication and therapy, But I also knew that no libido in my age bracket could be worrying. Plus, I really really missed sex I just got a score of 620 by myself with a recently formad weapon.... I actually am in college. HOWEVER, Yes this is my first time being dumped I had one woman I'd never seen before approach and embrace me in public, saying how "wonderful" it was that I was there. sure. i'm trying to hatch it now xD. it's taking a really long time I think he got lost while looking for the shorts Curious as to why it wasn't "Male or Female" or "Guy or Gal" Go for it. It's fucking creepy as hell. Who the fuck SAYS that? We haven't learned vector form They are everywhere TOTEMO SEES ALL That look is fucking magic. Which is why we can never take them off I'm older than Suppy OMG!! ( Aww :) Also: Ohmygod, that makes me desperately want to get Where's Waldo lingerie, somehow... and take photos entwined in a pile of people wearing slight variations of this lingerie... i too love candy everything is in our heads In fact, here's some more because I appreciate you and what you're doing. *Even if your account is only 15 hours old...* Pshhhhhh! He isn't cheery though! Die in a fire cap! Jk omg don't do it hmm... where I live this is considered minimal house I had no clue it could get so severe I'm a fire camper in the secret hideout... suprisingly the type and trainer class work well together when you think about it A scab? What? But wouldn't that screw you over as well? But then he gets to do the same back to you... Hey! That's my Rhino next to him :D Yeah, that guy was running T2 Exterminates with us last night and already had the Rhino Prime, Boltor Prime, and Ankyros Prime. That was a great picture, cause while we were waiting for the 4th player, I stood next to him to see how Rhino Prime compared to the regular Rhino, and I found out that Rhino Prime is massively built. He must hit the Orokin gyms like twice a day Holy shit Just think of the bandwidth usage. The petabytes or exabytes of storage needed to save all those highlights. The man hours required to build infrastructure to handle the amount of traffic they get. It's hard to wrap my head around. 2 years and 7 months I'm thinking more along the lines of any part on that bike is almost irreplacable.... even for a normal service after normal wear and tear. Oval-shaped piston rings? Who knew, Santa's big black belt was actually a lifting belt? And the red suit was for smuggling pythons The best part was when the story referred to the proprieters brother as his "Fat brother" and then the "fleshy brother" Wow I see thanks for talking to me :D. I'm confused about the 50 dollars to 100 dollars per visit you have to pay this much just to talk to the person? So with blood work and hormones we are going to have to pay 500-600 dollars every 3 months? Also if you throw in therapy sessions That big wing. how was the date? please tell me it was good and she's going to marry you. *swooooon* (sorry, i'm such a girl Why does this work so well? IIRC there is an alternate reality version of Middy with tails I was Kidding Yeah, when I said 'almost unknown' I have to admit I was guessing. I've never heard of her despite liking both sci fi and standup. But based on her twitter feed she's both hilarious and personable maybe, the matrix is inside us B-b-but there is.... isn't there? That defense is kinda weak, but that goaltending trio !!!!!! We... omg, you can DO that??? I have not. I just want to know if she got it and liked it. But if she didn't like I kinda don't want to know. Woah, i am sure i heard complanints that this was impossible. I Guess i just did not notice it until BNW then Then that only further enforces what I am saying. I don't know what else you're trying to get at Yeerks are...photosynthetic? Sentient plants? Thumbnail has upper text in front of head, actual picture has it behind the head. What have you just unleashed upon us? An oro cell every minute Thread delivers. This guy is legit. Hmmm...How can you compare before/after if you have had the operation yesterday? lol? Im actually serious, it seems alot of people have the name and I have no clue why ....wow. Definetly stander. I actually can not recall ever wiping sitting.. I know it's really bad blood to make fun of someone's drawing, but something creeps me out about the way shes looking Imagine they littered the wrecks with corpses of the crew rather than just the pilot. I don't think you know how his W works Wtf was that shit? Twist: It's actually trying to strangle him I moved to the Netherlands right before Sinterklaas years ago. The dutch have these little hard cookies, kind of like hard spice cookies called pepernoten. For some reason I kept calling it Paternoten until my husband, very loudly in a crowded grocery store asked me what I was doing with Peter's nuts. That Bristleback......6 dagons, 5 heroes with powerrful magic spells and he gets a vanguard/blademail and no hood Dat roid rage shaq. wow man u really opened my eyes not like o_o but like I don't think I've seen any streamer wear as much make-up as her, hory shet. Makes me want to see a before and after make-up picture, like how they have for models and actresses. Those pics made me go like "woooowww. I didn't realise make-up was that strong. without hacking, too! Wouldn't everything be really tiny though? I have a 27" 1440p monitor and it took me a while to adjust to the smaller text, taskbar, etc etc. I can't imagine shrinking that stuff even more I just imagine that person also wearing a Mikudayo outfit. My left leg has no twist. I'm sure there's a reason for it, but the asymmetry is tough to handle! How do you make a W18? you need 4 banks and 18/4 = 4.5 Why not 3rd? I see what you did there Mine would've been where the hell did he get a spork?! Love sporks. But not that much. Me, over splits? Eh, bored reddit search lol. (Edit: Wait, I only read the first part of that sentence. Missing something, clearly. So the crazy guy found you on reddit? damn Sk 2 gud No no...I believe Meeko is living a double life....... Something is afoot is there more of what ever this is? i thought she says "Huge-ify" Lo decís en serio? I had to read that couple times to finally understand what they did. Holy crap, navi with 2 standins If it hadn't told me it was a painting i never would've known.... It is so weird. I can find their post. OMG your damage and toughness I didn't even know there was a limit And somehow my Feebas was still up. Its always been like tht. These comments are nothing to do with my post, they are all about bots, but I didn't mention them... I am actually terrified of monkeys, and you have an account of them Okaaaaay... this was really unexpected. Is your name the same reference as my name? thanks alot i'll take a look at the maps to see if they help. currently im playing osu! at normal 4 stars, and mania 4k only at 1-2 stars at 7-8 note speed. transfering from stand up cabinets at arcades to mouse and keyboard is proving more difficult than i thought I'm a fairy beauty. I'm a dude. I want to know everything. Those wings are crazy and the goaltending trio Just realized 1995 was 19 years ago. Fuck, I feel old. 250 doge = $0.25 She's actually a Pugador, but I'm sure it's the -ador ending that is ending that contains the energy gene. I thought she was just going through a crazy puppy phase, but if this goes on for 3 years or more I may have to set up a larger budget for tennis balls and toy ropes. How the hell does that work ? Ambush Bug?! I really think trigger placed that "hint" there so that the fanbase will go crazy about it and this episode ....I mean there were so much situations like [Anime Spoiler](/s "Now she is going to die.....that's it NOW she is going to die...weird that she is in Ryukos mind...but she will definetly die now...WOW she died Oh damn you can. I must have been trying it with empty playlists Wait. Wait. Not even a question of "wtf are you talking about", that... that made sense?! wait what? He was in the Goonies? The flossing is... a recent development. Womp. I recently had emergency dental work--an extraction for a broken and abscessed tooth--and in a few weeks I'm going in for my first exam since a few months after this crown was installed. (Problems *always* go away when you ignore them. Source: my teeth.) There may well be more decay under there. Fuck, who knows, I might need them all pulled. Holy hell I can't even concentrate on the game thread, I'm too absorbed in this game right now! Holy shit, the wealth of knowledge they must have by the time they're done highschool must be insane. To compare here, the only course you're required to finish Grade 12 is english They must have taken Halloween really seriously back then... I mean, those are like a million times more horrifying than any Halloween costume I've seen nowadays. Is there just something with you and semen? Oh, wow. Thank you so much think of it as a warm organic tube I guess.. That cabbage wrapped around ground-beef and rice thing is Quebecois? I...always thought it was Italian. Growing up in an Italian family it was always the older immigrant women in my family that made it. ...that doesn't sound right, but I've never tried it like that, so I can't actually deny it. I have no idea. He is everywhere. Babies weigh 30 lbs? Probably making out with Sandy...or Squidward How did you know Origin nice i like luxourous origin i real like gladiator How do you remember your username Does your place not have a security guard to keep said customer detained? I'll take you out of my snapchat. weirdd i am ** # Enjoy AC4. I put over 50 hours into that game. So good. The scary part about this post is that I'm not sure if some people realize he's joking Your son looks like my step nephew. At first I was like "Damn you towels!" and then I was like That would be amazing. That 17 ms ping This seems to be happening a lot lately yea but.... our heads are circles Going through other peoples drawers looking for sex toys to throw out is what is weird in this situation. insane how he 'attacks' the hairpins well suck me sideways I keep waiting for it to move When you fall in the dream you fall in real life! Whaaaaaaaaaa? Why do you have so much RP? In that case the preferred nomenclature is indigenous peoples of the Americas. Regardless, I think it's pretty clear that /u/ Wow you noticed Comic book collectors all over the world screamed out in horror Why... why didn't you sue her? SO... MY PARENTS WEREN'T LYING WHEN THEY SAID MY CHANGE WOULD BREAK THE WASHING MACHINE holy schamoly Who is Susy and why am I being called that Thats probably because Simon *is* constipated? whats up with that monocle becoming a golden eyelid i think chat might be hypnotised by the rocket hideout theme You can destroy a metal ramp with melee hits? thats stupid Maybe.. maybe he's actually partially blind Where is that from? This is Languagelearning sub Did you also get a bunch shorter? im going to take a picture of me and my laptop with this comment and hang it on my wall. I just noticed, the screenshot is bigger than my screen resolution I... I don't get it. STD? C'è stato un sondaggio sulla quaresima? BYU BYU (wish they had this kind of stuff when I was in college I picture you violently ripping out hair in your hands and stuffing it in your pockets. ...Pas sûr. oh my, aren't you the cutest thing here?? I like her so much it's painful ( Done. Henry Kissinger? Trukey??? I bet the wardrobe department had fun with that one! He told an interviewer once that his trousers were so tight you could see what religion he was How dumb can people be? They assume that a person in Europe doesn't understand multiple languages....especially in Belgium Also would be really intrested in Player Opponents(if it's okay :D), never seen that option Since when is The Color Purple banned? Every Doberman I have ever met was a hyper, sweet and playful dog. The Doberman in this photo is just laying there. How the eff is that scary? done, I thought it was common forum courtesy to not post long URLs What logic? Aww, sending hugs your way! I can't complain about much, though work is annoying and I'm dreading going back to school soon. I went on a stress fueled shopping binge lately (I stopped as soon as I realized it, fortunately) so I have a bunch of products I'm trying out lately - the spring Soap Box from Fortune Cookie Soaps, a ton of new products from Little Sparrow Cosmetics, new stuff from Paintbox Soapworks, Femme Fatale samples from a very sweet friend... and more stuff that I can't remember right now, which is how I know I overdid it What's Vudu? Thanks, didn't know that, maybe we'll see a Ryze top Holy shit Used to work as a pressure tester for pipes of that size and bigger/smaller and that is like my worst nightmare I'm just saying I can't imagine them sending you a warning because it's the same as someone's username. I've never heard of that, ever. I could never work in an office like that. are you sure? cause I had a friend do that to me when sharing a bed and was told the next morning it was still friend zones all around wait, I really am wearing blue underwear.......... What's at 30 in the ocean? bro! you roast ur coffee en el micro?!? it was note me who made the joke WTF? WTF? TL;DR: Never let a 6'2" seriously crazy kickboxer (i mean on anti-psychotics crazy) put his dick in you. Thankfully he moved out of the country before he peeled my skin off an ate it. I can't believe I have lived my whole life without realising this I'm impressed that he'll go with willingly. My husband just sits on the nearest (gross) couch and pouts. Last time I think he had fun helping but mostly that was because I was bending over in front of him. Exploited it? That posture... She probably wouldn't take the gig Vel'Koz=Eye of Provence Beshear is not *very homophobic* in the least. What the what? Which side? Read post title and I was like Hah, this was taken just miles down a rural highway from my grandmas. Maybe we have the same grandma What about that custom One-77? W-why? I also find it annoying, as the Pidove line is one of my fav lines, but I chose Zeta because it has most of my fav legendaries in it, excluding the mascot. is she...is she peeing on it in the bottom right pic? OMFG NINTENDUDE! I wasn't aware that was even a thing! I'm pretty sure I had nightmares about that video NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I have two uncle Johns Is some kinda big and ugly... Fish.. Do most girls really not like sucking dick? But.. you're doing it.. right now? ive been out of the loop..who is this Rania ( Thank you sooo much. I always thought that it was supposed to go up that high Aha! So that goes along with what someone said (maybe it was you?) about people sort of latching on to what anti-feminists say when mocking feminists and actually trying to promote the idea as legitimate? (Did that even make sense? I'm SO tired!) I've seen a couple of low profile personal blogs where the feminist authors seemed to take it seriously, but I can't say I've ever read it on any well known or reputable sites. Hey! Maybe **I** got "punked"! GIMME! Maybe you got a Cyclo polisher A redditor with gold..... Or maybe I'm not "communist" and you jump to conclusions. You really are a crazy cat lady Next is Luiz You can see it pop he said deep house not techno ( what are your coworker's job titles It's OK :) If I make ask, is there a story behind your name Seems like you're right! This is a sin THE WORLD TOURNAMENT KNOWN AS BUDOKAI IEM. And what is your kind? i waited 6 minutes for qeue and was waiting for teammates for atleast 15 minutes Ha, I haven't seen that I sat around thinking about this comment. And after half an hour, I still don't know what it means. Maybe it's late (at least here), maybe I'm dense... but what does the commenter mean with 'payback' and 'it' being a bitch? ooc: does this mean i'm adopted now? Google Calendar. My life would seriously be a clusterfuck without it. The former. Are you implying that i'm a racist? wait wtf, sorry that one has actually been claimed already. For some reason it refuses to keep my edits I was roaming thru my armory chest and found out i already own garuda HM drg weapon (AND i only started lancer today That is wonderful. I am so happy that you're going out there and living your life. Congratulations! Always a wonderful thing to hear from anyone. :) Enjoy that big trip and give yourself a huge pat on the back for scuba lessons (I keep thinking I will and then chicken out. *Bawk!* How do you not like the vocal delivery on that track? Holy shit, what happened. Clif Bars So, "organic reach" is a marketing buzzword. Just say "word of mouth" and be done with it. I am very superstitious! Not too long ago, I realized, "hey, every time I go up to the next week, it's always on a Friday! Today I'm 26 weeks! Cool, so my baby is due on Friday. The 13th. This is true. My private repo is always the place to have the latest and greatest of what I am building. If anyone here is still on version "RC2" on my private repo, please remove this, refresh cydia, and then install Elite 7 version 1.8-2 :) - hmm.. first reddit post. saurik told me the majority was out here… I hope you get one too! :D Shiny Cloyster looks incredible! Is that a flying lawnmower Is there a problem? 90s.... One of the transaction amounts is `0.031337`. I don't even have the new area and I reinstalled today I'm still friends with the girl I knew when I was 8, but it is hard making new ones Kendo...nevermind to google i go...wait she has a sword?...... He kidnapped kids, did awful things. Kept them for a month or so. Then would dispose of them elsewhere. Live near woods by chance? ooc: Well, since I ate the present and I was in the middle of it, doesn't that mean I'm the present to replace the other present and mean I'm adopted kinda? Mira is my adopted mommy and you're my adopted daddy? Lol? All of them give me the feels.... I just tried that, I loaded back to the Geth consensus, and I was able to walk paths before they appeared in front of me a child acting responsibly and communicating clearly is evidence of a habitually nodding-off mom? Did you play on impossible? Professionally? Go on.... But no one was killed? Yea, and that's just his average speed I still know my number by heart Even though that's really neat and I want, I have never been able to get myself to buy something that is already autographed. Being able to get it in person is so much better, although depending on the band or venue that can be kind of hard I suppose. =\ The merch booth must make a killing, we bought my son a shirt, it was 40 bucks. It actually looks good and scrolling through the text was a delight I can't imagine it's worse than shiny froakie I do this all the time and it bugs the shit out of me. I can't stop myself! And I don't just do it with people I'm interested in. Far from. Sure, if it's a hot guy I'll be occasionally oogling him, but my eyes will also wander if someone is wearing a weird shirt, has a shiny belt buckle, or even if there's cleavage on a female (What is it about boobs? It's like I'm physically conditioned to like *them* even though I'm not attracted to the females they're attached to Why not? mystcraft is in monster I hope you did that jokingly girl? Fucking crap, that's nightmare fuel. omfg I just got a shiny Vivillon from your friend safari right now! My brother has three children. One of them is six and he has huge attention problems, gets easily excited by anything (watching a cartoon makes him shake with excitement) and he likes to run around in circles talking to himself weird stuff (he's very imaginative). The creepiest I can think of was when he opened the cupboard doors slowly and said "I am opening the portal to inner reality" What the actual feck is that subreddit The truly awkward part was when she didn't resist.... shiny jesse and shiny james Her mom is less than 20 years old? Las plagas Man causes 5.7 quake, reddit says "could this be a good thing?!" frack on reddit. Holy shit I went to look at a house once, on the attic there, which was very big, was this small 1 meter wide passage behind the walls of the stairhouse and the roof. I looked in it with a flashlight and there was actually a 1mx0.5m rectangular cage nailed shut with chickenwire reclined into the stairhouse wall. There were also 2 bowls (food and water i guess). 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In my CAL days it was play a FPS or don't pretend like you'll ever go to some magical tourney. I had 2 lan friends go on the Painkiler tour and they said all people ever did was FPS other games if they weren't playing PK. When IF took over dota is when it really shined. In Eul's time for RoC sent should beat scourge 9/10 due to just the characters. Still I think Eul had some really cool characters for the start of dota. Only issue with his game was most games always took 50 to 60 mins to play Wow. So I was arguing with some pretty insane people in this thread. One guy kept going and going and going trying to say one of the server hops was definitely in Seattle and not Colorado, just to add at the end that there is no guarantee to know anything for sure. He was trying to argue that IP addresses and their registrations can lie, but domain names cannot But... 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I mean, what if Darryl was already in the group when they infiltrated the house that Rick was in? All the episodes are all out of order until the season finale where it all ties together If i remember correctly SKT was supposed to dumpster everyone at worlds and they did 1 in 7 Billion? So, you're saying there's a chance. ...or are you? Damn. That's an amazing price for a z87 If it makes you feel any better, his is... slightly better That's crazy high Gender isn't sex though. Learn the difference between the two. I recognize I am biologically born a female. Whether I call myself a girl or boy, or neither in my case, is my gender. Seriously. Look up the difference between the two. I'm a social work major, I know the difference. cat penises have spikes to help penetrate... 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There can only be so many hidden treasure chests hidden behind a wall There's some ports set up for my BF's computer. He plays WoW so he has something there... But that's it damn I was afraid of this...I knew I might be weird...now I know I didn't think it could get any worse from bags of shit in the closet and dead animals in the oven...but it did. My god. Wait... so that hammer spell can then have the effects of 2 Runes? $900+ I love when I lock my door, and 10 minuted after closing a customer will knock on the door. I'm courteous and see what they want( maybe they lost an item in the store). They ask if the poorly lit store is open, I say " sorry we're closed" ... their reply" how closed are you?" Why you cannot type gg in korean? Warum sprechen wir deutsch I want it I thought she gonna eat it ...unless said people forget to set up the flair, right? ;) Sometimes someone describes a problem in /r/windowsphone, and his flair is empty, or says "Cyan". What - cyan? what is this sorcery? Dat resolution I can't believe that's a real thing. And why isn't this NSFL tag tho, or better yet posted there, I'd look there if I wanted to see somethin like this And then rulers get banned phew, thought you meant teemo blind, not invisible, teemo with blind items Oh my Who's that? Go away I see! Was he running there? ...*why?* In Europe Summer said "Fuck you" and shoved Spring out of the way. The weather is crazy over here I'm getting more and more convinced.. My favorite cat champs... eye.. is a champion... Why didn't you take a picture? You had your phone right there in your hand The Bernier Ultimatum one looks awesome Got a GeForce GT 640 and found something similar you mentioned. But I can't choose 1920x1080 for my primary display. The config offers me a maximum of 1600x1200. But futhermore it goes up from 60Hz to 85Hz Uhm, no they are not? 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I know Op is not the artist, but Ken looks like his bro FrenchToastKevin in this Thank you person with strangely relavent user name holy shit ! that a lot ||( They let off a B-29 that dropped a nuke? How are you suppose to push sales? Hahaha I thought that was weird too, but I kept going... until they started talking.... Then I was like.. Oh my god I get that. But you might be gushing madly about it too if you've looked through it. My first time looking through it was definitely a " My favorite was when a line of math just trailed off into squiggles and then the word "skull". They had a series after the original Knight Rider?? I've met several individuals who exhibit TRP traits and ideals while never admitting to subscribing to it. I had one guy yell at me for offering to pay for my meal while we were on a date, then later tried to use paying as persuasion for us to "do stuff." After refusing, he reminded me that he was being "polite even asking in the first place." I had one guy tell me at a bar after admitting I was a feminist and it's kinda important to me, say "feminism is the reason our economy crashed. If women weren't in the workforce taking jobs from men we wouldn't have had those problems." I was like So the secret weapon is just dedicated servers? That Ogmur is really effective, wow Using carrots to make them follow you, and then breed them SOUR PUNCH STRAWS exposing buttcracks for lulz is hypocritical? okay LESS THAN 5 MINUTES! Can't remember What's hinge?? I didn't add an icon for that someone make a real thread. also....dem odds I swear this picture begins to slowly move and contort if you stare at it What if Daryl was in that house when Rick was, and we just didn't see him? Wow. That didn't go anywhere I expected. For some reason, I thought that I was going to be about how feminism has abandoned the concept of equality for superiority and separatism. 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After removing the toxins, you will begin to experience health and happiness for a change. Never settle for less than what you deserve! Whoaaaaaaa Seems awfully strange and I'm not certain how that is legal. DaFuq you guys laughing about ah yep! now i remember, it was a bit odd, tell me you didn't count twice this quote sounds almost like Ga-Rei: Zero ... How would he walk in space on an Ewok? * RSS is more used in a general sense to discover whats going on in an industry. We chose gaming as its something we enjoy and minecraft is a pretty hot topic right now. We saw the news about it surpassing WoW in sales which was a big If it was a dude that gave it to a girl and then she delivered it.... Ey, when does that start? And why is C9 there instead of it showing TSM. Thought it was top teams Secret Llama level? RIP Hardcore characters.... Some of them are 18 now Hnnng LMQ isn't even EU though Or did she copy his outfit.. they all look the same ** I'm sure she works that D like a champ I thought tabards were a form of coat. As a back piece? Auf deren Homepage war ein Countdown der heute nacht um 5Uhr geendet hat. Hieß das, da wurde dann einfach des Video veröffentlicht? Ich dachte, die spielen dann wirklich gegeneinander... OOC: And... Nessa claims victory! yeah,sorry for sounding so serious,didnt try to be mean with the F word. and god knows where that thing leads You guys throw batteries? I can smell the suit already. OOC: Well, it's not entirely because of Bishop either, I was being rushed by a few other factors. I wasn't expecting so much attention in this thread for one, there were players going their own paths in every direction and Jory quit near the beginning I think and to top it off, I was running out of ideas to torture Yukina with. The most violent torture method I came up with was forcing her to watch a cute baby bunny eat lettuce. omg this is the best LOL my surgeon told me to put Nair or icyhot on it for 24 hours. Im like Wait a moment, a couple of comments ago you were bashing democracy and now you're advocating for it...? ala e site-ul facultatii de info ... why didn't they just turn 70 degrees? How do I get on that donor list? ( Kakashi x Sakura? I live in Florida and my neighbor recently asked me if we have roads and houses in Belgium Are you a virgin Not possible the wallet to be 6GB... my backup file of the wallet is 500-600kb This is accurately scary considering this was two years ago. All of my wat O_o what's the point on creating this thread Same thing happened at my school... titanfall What?! I don't like Sauerkraut ..... *he waves goodbye, wondering what he needed body oil and raw steaks for* What extra background do you think is necessary for intro algebra/topology classes? Oh my. You are touching it Pacers are outshooting us by 18.4%, why are we still in this? Asumizu shows up, hokage attire and a few ANBU with him. He looks around and waits for whatever this is supposed to be about/do He said doing.. not drinking.... That's a lot of comments for just five fans! "Children have paranormal abilities" well now that the 2 consoles have almost the same architecture I would think that it's not that hard to create a version to each console, so having the game in borh consoles it's good for them. Also I don't think sony will give them any money Wow...The RAT just did it. They're fine today. Thank god. I scared of escalators I did one yesterday and they got to it today. In which part of my post i denied that Cigarette in their stretched ear? wow that kick Look how old that tv is. Uuuummmm.... ^Somebody ^help ^me..... ^^I'm ^^really ^^scared...... ^^^ I had no idea this was here I just came. wow you can test this stuff in matlab? Oh fucking hell Its ok... but still, i found out thats not even 20% rduced damage, its 30%!!!!! i mean, come on That worked out better than expected, and better than pretty much every one of my posts King of eye fucking Seriously? Fool......s gold? Clean your god damn pc holy shit No. Is someone else playing Jungle Jayce? Whaaat I've fought 3 bosses already and have no idea who the pursuer is Take a piece of scotch tape and put it on her big toe. Sometimes it works and they stop crying like, "wtf is this on my toe $150 is pretty cheap? LOL no kidding! I opened my back door a minute ago and was just a wall of dirt and me and my mom were like Bist du ein ghosten? I should really do this with mine for the community What did I just watch... Uhm...it's HFPE, for Eye, not V for View. Someone please tell me why I even click on these? 6'10 I believe, Paul George has been listed at 6'9 Maybe they are smoking wrong? We have gypsies in Texas TIL there is such a thing as a "danger wank". Uh... Haven't watched for hours. How in the world did Onix evolve into Steelix I must know what the $200 clue was the fuck? she doesnt need photoshop, how is this woman 57 "Not 'cause of Death Note obviously!!" How is a company like that have so much money Do you have 100GB limit? I would have post-party anxiety if I'd spent $200 on a night out 10,000 Dollars for the gold coins? Is that in Hobbit currency? Cat: *david what has got into you "12 day legendary speedrun" And, what's the point of *not* preparing yourself for the worst? The 'I can guess how old you are with a 1 year accuracy' trick always works. Oh well, in 99% of the cases. There was this one girl that said 'OMG you're some esoteric person yea I just kinda said oh ok So many colours and fonts You can buy alcohol on trains?? What madness is this? You look soo different with no hair! Yeah, I have the same thing, so usually ship to a friend. Don't understand why the costs are so high, when iHerb ships for like $8 to Europe I never left Newton gets 1st seed but Leibniz gets 3rd? Why is i still update monday? We already have wednesday. You can't burp? 25 BTC/ 16K to shoot a promo video. the white thing he was talking about, I thought it was his broken bone... but was someone's tooth! It does. Ladies love the scars. You've got a handful in your future... Met a guy in bronze few months ago, we now hang out irl Am I the only one without clothing in the blanket fort? Er I'm not sure what you are implying Is this misogyny or a war tactic I want this guy to be in the next expendables Well, the odds of hatching a regular 6 IV with 2 6 IV parents is around 1/30. Could be wrong, but if you've hatched a 6 IV shiny, then I envy you Oh. My. God. How many bodies are floating out there in the oceans that one is found by a random search for an unexpectedly crashed plane? so... dark She's not green... The scarf I'm knitting is Yes I noticed the same thing. I didn't know this game a look AMAZING I didn't really 'get it' but I did see half a finger in the 5th panel and legs up in the air... Why do all the dudes on /r/nfl seem to have a shit-eating fetish? i don't like where this is going at all You know what, i knew that, I have no idea why i thought 26 million... Where i live it's perfectly ok to stagger drunkenly into the road when you leave the pub and demand a ride from the first car that comes along. If you don't get a ride it's perfectly ok to shout obscenities at the driver and punch or kick the car. You car also just open a door to any can and get in and refuse to leave until they drive you where you want to go. It never stops baffling me. Here, you OWE drunk people rides Stock market takes way too long. Just do dailies and quests, play the games with good score to points ratios (easy to make 30-50K a day this way in an hour or two). Once you hit like 300-500K, auction house is the way to go. Buy up stuff that's easy to resell while also being sold for significantly cheaper than its worth. I've had good luck sniping some underpriced nerkmids, paint brushes and morphing potions. Also play Gormball and Dice-a-Roo every day until your pet tells you it's bored. Those are good for winning points (I've inexplicably win the dice a roo jackpot 9 times in the last 6 weeks Are you kidding? The bomb dot com So Vicki Vale is Talia? But then the gif water would spill out and it would be a gif downvote... ...a British person affirming they like an American version of a British show? I was envisioning inexplicable crap stains on ceilings and whatnot. The porn - the porn is way, way worse. Ladies & Gents I am dead Is this something new? I play quite a bit of zed and cho and I never noticed this I don't get why anyone would torrent the game. It's multi-player only. Where are you? Because my nipples just got a little itchy all of a sudden. Holy cow. This created a very weird visual for me Thanks Albert. Looking forward to getting the matching shades too ( Women be all like.... *Do?* Thanks! :D It would certainly be nice if that actually were to happen and I was remembered like that! While I would be happy if people enjoyed themselves with my stuff...well, I certainly wouldn't complain on that! lol. I have had a woman say about me once as well how "one day I'm going to change the world". I hope I can live up to everyone's hopes Whoa, I was just showing my excitement And now imagine what amount of hp this boss (and a few others) could melt in -max/extra proj/monster damage maps. Im actually full of regret now I really think it is safe to say that you have no idea how cab services actually work, or where they get the majority of their business. You just sat there and said that there isn't really a need for taxis in large metropolitan areas...and that wealthy people don't take cabs/car services because they can afford to own cars... no kidding 5/500 for rogue. so it begins. I didn't know this bot existed Holy shit. That's a ton of players to resign for 2015 What are the specs of the machine that runs all of these? It's just a large lower-case S. Man all these comments and no love for DP First time flying a Cessna. (without any kind of prior knowledge about the bloody thing). Instructor just goes: OK, now fly a circle to the right. There are people named Daffy? it works. just dont know what im gonna do when i get a lady in my bed Uh... Seriously? What kind of gonewild have you been looking on Those recording frame rates are messed up My parents did that too ...people buy *un*used panties? What the hell for? Can I get a link to that I took a peek into it and ... what the fuck? How did you get 0/2 against 0 enemies Orson Welles was Unicron?!?!?! Metallic suits? One of my offers for the summer was $7,800/month which was more than they paid their SDE I full time employees. I would be on the lower end of the SDE II's pay according to Glassdoor Wait... I have a shoebox in the back of my closet? Thanks! I have my ideas on how that's going to play out. I can only hope the stream follows suit. Oh crap! Th-thank you! You're far too kind! Anyone else notice how he slapped the crook of his elbow when he said "recreational drugs" I've been meaning to ask about NYX. I've seen a ton of references to the brand, but I've never seen it anywhere. Where you do find it? I can definitely relate to the lack of patience-- I get really obsessive about matching my liquid eyeliner perfectly, which is an endless struggle because i'm pretty sure my eyes are two different shapes A Mac is a PC.. That is insane WTF is up with that headrest I'm curious what it has to do with Palestine and terrorism. Weird Looks like I made it before the cutoff, but still all the way down the list. I'll be back ~1 Hour. Don't leave me Dude this dark spin stuff. I was feeling sick like Joey is in this while writing it, shaking, heart beating, and freaking crying too. Now that it's posted I can happily return to normal emotions instead of writing emotions. Why do I do this to myself?! ...*all* of them? You can re-enter images in the art gallery? sharia compliant bitcoin? does that mean that females will be banned from using BTC? ..... Getting drunk in the Tenderloin _always_ seems like a terrible idea, but that seems even worse. I sell auto parts for an aftermarket manufacturer of suspension components. I started at 14/hr about a year ago. Most e-commerce jobs pay like 15-20 an hour and involve selling shit on ebay and amazon. I think they pay me so much because I developed their entire business from the ground up. It was literally just a warehouse with boxes and a room with a computer. Now we have 10 people and do 2 million a year, growing 20% a month No Happier than your wedding day? but i feel so much happier when we 're responding to what each other is doing, but where's teh balance \ Its freakin huge too like 800mb huge. New pls pls pls I really can't What on earth do you do for a job Do you happen to have the link to this one? I believe this was a girl who deleted her post the day after getting tons of art. o\_. ._. Chansey! Judging by my inbox, it should be It is available in the US The fork is stuck in the opposite direction than I expected The way Pavelec was falling on that Burrows chance, I think he woulda scored. YOU JUST FIXED MY PROBLEM Ahh yea I see, I was like " I don't think we sell any big packs apart from the ones for babies , with a big baby picture on them, which no one uses except.. babies, here at least. close 34,211 aka many I don't see your gates. Did you add me Its actually Directioners...^not ^that ^I ^am ^one...( What ? I was undecided on girls who dip.. Until now. I've never heard of anyone disliking those games Most likely some mellow but complex guitar riff I don't get it. Don't all cars since 1990 automatically lock the doors after 30km/h? I would be interested in this too What vans are those? I want Just this morning I was getting on a bus and didn't realize an old man was about to get off so I backed out of the bus to let him past, apologized and he still swore at me I completely agree, and you put it well. Do you really want Michele Bachmann for a President though You've made titans After what he went through? I can't fucking blame him! That's a lot of coins. Never heard of this before. So this is what it's like on the other side. ... I suppose if someone posted a video of themselves beating up their dog I might. uh......yes........ty for that lol that's a sick knife, gl whatever comes in front of you You are already in the beta. Sounds to me like you dodged a bullet but didn't take the hint and then dodged it again. How lucky can you be? At that price, I should probably slow down on my Mystic Salvage Kit usage Why are you wearing spoons? and then nerf her damage because it would be too good dude.. you're 6'1" and 64 kg??! People do this?! What's unusual about that? So many Edgars.... met a girl in a musical in last year of highschool. when i say meet, it was more the rest of the musical introducing us to each other and me being like, what, somebody likes me? Im kinda curious whether this actually represents the opinion in the country or whether the votes are just rigged Holy gorgeous No Which according to BRAVE is actually working as diplomacy How dare you point out a spelling mistake before I do!? Why is timer at IEM page showing that it's starting today ? That's...terrifying OOC: Is that weird?... This is the same kind of shit my wife's nmom tries to pull. She's also Filipino. How strange. Seriously! I was completely on board until the lightning bolt striking the shark from her neck! c'est possible? Wow, for once I actually got a puzzle not involving checkmate. wtftits Actually, some physicist did the math on the Atlas Mech (100 Ton), in order to "build" the thing, the armor have to be lighter than AIR Holy shit I never knew a map like this existed. Took me a bit to realise you didn't mean Aegis Aurora or Arctic Armour. You just take it off when its going to rain. My last group would take a minimum of 30 minutes just to get *ready* to play. There's a tarantula? NYX is notoriously inconsistent. I have seen THREE different Angel powder blushes. One is matte two are shimmer I've never had cooked celery Wait now I'm confused. Is it "Abandon **all** hope ye who enter here"? I thought it was "Abandon hope all ye who enter" whoa his name is Ace according to the google doc. I've been calling him "Ayeee" this whole time. a third sneeze Horey sheeeit I need it!!! Ohh...damn. Wow, the literalist approach... way to commit, I'm impressed! ... Just imagine the Ford 5.4 had 16 plugs. Nagoya here. Quite strong. oh god that changes everything So why another copy of X? You want 2 copies? "threatened to snap his dick off" o_o "a couple of times" R* verified plate? I only ever buy non-waterproof mascara. One time when I went to restock with my friend the lady asked if I wanted waterproof and I was like "no" my friend was like "SHE WANTS IT TO LOOK GOOD WHEN SHE CRIES :DDD" like a bitch, haha. The lady was just like I spy with my little idea Ira munching on Mako croquettes XD Where did you watch the ep? The stream I'm using had some annoying infomercials You are evil incarnate for civclicker win one to find out? imagine you could collect toes, tounges or fingers from corpses. pretty gross though I've never heard it used as a transitive verb before Those short shorts could be pants for a midget. dem legs doe ( Aaaaaand, eventually, now there is no way to do legal impeachment of Yanukovitch. I wonder what she whispered to araragi in the backseat Everyone is part of the Borg, Turn. You are part of the Borg, I am part of the Borg, everyone who's upvoted my posts on gender history is part of the Borg, there is no ending and no beginning to the Borgness. All is Borg, and Borg is all. I was getting an odd experience with my leveling pal while in a group. Say we kill the same mob, she gets 8% toward completion and I get 5% toward completion. Mind you, this is not XP, it is credit toward the number of mobs necessary to complete the quest. How does that work? It's mildly concerning too. Does something bad happen when you're in negative karma? BTECH was designed using 80's technologies, we are talking about Targeting computers with 256 color weighting over 5 tons I just entered my first image to the art gallery today. :) I don't see the point in re-entering a piece though. How hard is it to just draw something new? Can you like...visit the fox at the bank? I personally don't like the term either. "Herstory"? Really? She can take out at least two enemy crew members when boarding a vessel, just by using those heels as weapons The Steam servers crashed from everyone trying to activate the newest Humble Bundle Euh… c'était pas clair que je déconnais complètement ? I have an 8 day spring break after tomorrow evening Creepers be creepin.. I don't think the sky is blue wherever they are. ....don't you spill that beer now. I feel sort of nervous looking at it. woah, thanks for that shiny omastar! Maybe... I JUST REALIZED PYRO MIGHT NOT BE MALE CAUSE WE'VE NEVER SEEN IT WITHOUT ITS MASK *....wow!..that is Hot* ** I'd be afraid of your inflatable sex dolls too. I just sat in a normal queue for 10 minutes, I left it then, 5 minutes later I get the message that a game has been found ( För att inte tala om körvel As a Canadian I can confirm that this is very true. We even take it traveling with us in case there is no KD where we're going. I'm currently living in New Zealand. Took Kraft Dinner with me because I wasn't sure if they would have it or not... My roommate here thinks I'm weird ...I have these hot sauces in my fridge, but I never used them because they were so small I lurk in all places at all times... This explains EVERYTHING! Thumbnail unrelated? Same in DFW( texas). Though sometimes skim is purple YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Since when can Anhur impale multiple targets? and 2 words are written wrong What on earth. \( That would be interesting to see I bet the next thing will be: "Oh we work really hard to please our customers and since the option to create any race in any faction was so well received we worked even harder Full of dogs? How big is that thing Damn guys, that's seriously strange I wasn't aware that cars had ears That ending was so weird, it was just super abrupt and then you have the super happy ED going on right after. Then how does a wizard's sleeve come to be? Oh My GOD! I have had insomnia for the past two weeks and haven't been able to figure out why! I cut back on all caffeinated beverages after 2pm and started forcing myself to get up earlier and earlier to no avail. I should try some cardio. I've never had to exercise to make myself sleep at night, though! Such precision. I live near Disney, but I have yet to go there. Yeah. It's really a shame that people weren't having sex to music a hundred years ago. They were really missing out!! I mean really, those poor bastards! I don't see why they're on the same servers... is wow on the same server too? I land about 1.2k Favor a day Thank you so much!! I'm sorry about the delay. My cat started coughing up a hairball. or! the original poster... is a ghost I have no words. I bought my card off of eBay, and the seller mentioned oiling a fan. When I got it, it looked like he had sprayed the card with WD-40. You're not doing yourself any favours throwing tantrums and calling names. Come back when you've calmed down and have something to constructive to add. "Show me the legislation..." I know right. Every time i heard them say something about certain powers not bee cool enough, i was like Yeahhh, what the fuck is up with your country That looks awesome. He does not have Chrome, and walking him through installing it would probably take about an hour, but it might be worth it. Hey Arthur, I'm not a religous Jeopardy watcher, but catch it 3ish times a week. Heres a couple things:1) why is Macbeth unlucky for you to say? Alex's reaction was awesome haha. "oh..ok "Shrooms" ........... Then how the fuck you play DotA if you dont own a computer? Why did she think she *should* do anything about it? Their Batista looks better than original Batista. I....uhhh......what.. Fucking hell, who thought "wouldn't it be nice to have a whole chicken in a can? let's make that happen!" ?! The fact that it looks like the can is giving birth to this disgusting bird makes it even less bearable (if that's possible) TIL this topic is very eyes opening. I had no clue.... I didn't know that guys can get boner that young.. I just boosted a shaman for ele/resto. Holy crap the buttons. And I have a naga with 12 buttons on the side. Probably wasn't hard enough Oh god he linked my riddle post What.... Haha, thanks for being the "connector" I guess, agent, negotiater, social service worker? Anyway I'm glad somebody who evidently REALLY wants him could get him (that's assuming suspensi0n agrees). I don't get why everyone calls him creepy XD I personally think Curlos or Baabara are the creepiest sheeps and I've had Muffy as one of my starters since June I can't figure out why it was reported. ( Her eyes flick open with the mechanical precision of those old Furby toys. In what way is that a gif? you do? this problem would happen all the time on the old 5.x firmware. any reboot or crash and all the stock icons that normally don't even show on clean install like IOS Diagnostics, AdPaper and the Camera app on devices like old ipod touch's that didnt even have a damn camera... plus it would take the last icon from the first page and dump it on the second page along with that other heap of icon dungery.I never found what caused it. Never fixed it. But my message is one of complaints which was brought to you here from the angels of bitching and moaning ... just wanted to complain about how much this made me want to break things like an ape with a bad temper. which is what i am, so that shouldn't be surprising. now that my message, like my seed has been spread... i will leave you abandoned with your icon problem. heaven said don't call we don't want to deal with it either, stop pushing your iphone issues onto us. steve jobs isnt up here. call the other guys and get him to help Because of the reasons I stated? fuck, I never realized the music changed I honestly would not be surprised... Thankfully, a picture didn't come with the text... Do I look phased? You don't say no to Murdoch Spare change? That's a thousand dollar dvd set It's amazing Holy hell. Dat heal son Umm…racist much? Miss yours? I just realized, that's the kid who's in Bates Motel now They've disabled this function? I have an AWP Boom MW, how do you trade up with that i know. i remember. watch it again. those world leader An old school buddy of mine had ketchup on everything (including pizza)! Everything BUT hotdogs and sausage in general! Wow, you weren't kidding. woah So hard right now.... In that case, some of this might have happened in 2021. what is a 3D waifu? How do you pass the first stage without a guaranteed multiplier and only 1 second to puzzle? It could be an allegory to that, or just simply a game :) But the important thing first: Captain Planet? Is there a game for that? wut? It very often is. I charged phone on the airport, in a bus (imagine my shock finding out that the bus had 230V plugs as well as USB charging ports Not sure if anyone posted this yet... But what if it flew into outer space? So many downvotes How nice... Wait, did my eyes fool me or did Miso (Renekton) leave game early in game 1? there's a gift? Do Steam trade windows have Trade slot limits? I do this as well. I always feel so stupid for doing it too I am a public middle school teacher in a very affluent NorCal district. I was exposed to pertussis *5 times* in my classroom last year. LOL. All the Rammstein songs. They were everywhere awhile ago and then I googled the lyrics to some and im like uh wtf. I honestly hope in SC3 or even the next expansion they allow custom tab ordering as part of your hotkeys, meaning if I want ghosts to be the third or second thing I tab to after I box bio with ghosts, then I can set that, as opposed to boxing, pressing T in panic, and nothing happens Wait, those were fake? Damn, I'm in calculus and I only understand half of one these equations. So... how do you dismount? Dat crisis management Maybe it's actually a photo. holy crap, I want to go to that church at least once just because they're awesome, even though I'm an atheist Eee, I'm feeling a bit better today! And we have one week until Megacon! Wut Too much Kippis! gives you a headache next morning.. I am envious of your smooth skin. Were they eastbound or westbound? How? Except in Last Titan Standing, according to the in-game hints That's only if you don't die and the round ends. Then it carries over to the next round, but when you die it expires My $600 PC runs it at max without breaking a sweat I read that as creampie That dude looks like Freddie Mercury to me. ... That looks awesome I tried to uninstall it, but it opened the HoN uninstaller, not the strife one Same here. I always check that nothing is down/uploading in the background, but there isnt and I dont have the problem on other games. It is definitely server issues. But it does make orbwalking impossible - under that lag it actually makes you more likely to die rather than less likely Deficio is having a brazzers there... It's going to mine for me.. but maybe it's just because I'M the one clicking it. Oh!... [](/lionmouse "or the stare Can you be a religious bigot if you're offending people who don't have a religion though? I thought you were supposed to leave it on your chest until morning then take a shower "Whole" and "hole" *are* pronounced exactly the same sure > Can you be a religious bigot if you're offending people who don't have a religion though? WHAT Maybe that's the funny part? It's likely that one of them is correct and that the other grossly over/underestimated the money you're actually owed -- but only an actual tax professional would know for sure (and a tax pro could probably improve on either number, less his (tax-deductible) fee). It could also be that TT is just better at looking for loopholes. That is a pretty huge discrepancy, though Was that French silk? Yogscast Simon and Danny Sexbang have the same birthday, Why did they remove his stomach Bit late to this, but I'll type a few anyways. Pretty much just doing a Working Holiday Visa around Australia! This is my "funny and embarrassing" travel story. Made a friend with a guy as an American chick in Australia, and he invites me to hang out with more friends. I'm excited to finally go meet people and hang out, and it's our first time hanging out together. He comes and picks me up in his car, and opens the door for me, so I said "Aww, you're such a gentleman! Thanks!" only to look forward and see the steering wheel. I've also ended up getting locked INSIDE of a van with a tarantula (didn't know at the time, just assumed it was a huge deadly spider) when I was on a road trip down the East Coast. I have audio footage of it somewhere, since it was too dark to see Because the law is holy and righteous and good… I would...but first I need a new pair of pants. I laughed so hard just now these pants I'm wearing are soaked \\( Wha....? Do they behave differently when we're not around? Ohhhhh... Now I'm conflicted So they wont show up on the map for two screens? Pre 2.0 I could see them on the map from across the map There are never enough. P2W? How can you "win" with the stuff you get? Some people are sick as all hell. After those 3 comeback games, I'm willing to believe it was I'm not ready Those eyes. Haha thats nice to hear. In high school someone told me that "they wished they could scrape those fucking freckles off my face" It's from an episode where they know not to end a sentence with a preposition. Oh boy Is....is he dead now? How is that even possible...? Уже две Украины? But... I thought you already gave me that for a different event? For a sec i was like "Is Araneae gonna retire? I was mad by asking a question? Yes a moderate amount of success that only lasted three decades. How the 'eff' am I down-voted for this? I'm stating psychological facts...I even agree with OP and probably most people on earth reading this. I am not saying people shouldn't revolt, I'm stating why they don't revolt in the west... Confused now. ...like Play-Doh? ( ... She doesn't have pores Is that a 3000 watt power supply? Dark Souls Alien Buddhists from Easter Island. Or Charles Dawson could've been behind this. OR the 1989 Denver Broncos. O_o It is becoming evening in the game... Again? Oh no...now there's a third option Me too! 28 and everyone thinks I'm 21-22. Getting enough sleep and living a low-stress life probably helps with that. Thing is, for a few years, I smoked half a pack of Winstons a day and drank a small bottle of vodka every night. I wonder how young I'd look if I hadn't done that I just realized its a female *Why* do you keep doing this? Shoshone. They spawn next to two Wonders I was about to pearl him I'm mesmerized by Dan's slightly detailed junk He mentioned Linden Dollars why are they so adorable Well if they weren't made available again each year, there would be a big Santa Bacchus/Jingle Hel/Feaster Baka shaped hole in my skin collection If the article is correct, because he wanted no witnesses to his robbery. That... that's not lazy at all! why did i click? And what does the comparative size of userbases of subreddits about furry porn art and furry culture in general have to do with the percentage of the furry population that likes to have sex in fursuits...? Dre 2.0 Hot god-damn!! I was agreeing with you So much shitty erotica. Holy crap I have no words for what I just saw Now they bring in LeBron? WTF? What the hell is a sponge-baby? So...would this be a dugtrio? Next question: why did he have a *sock* in the backseat of his *car?* Wait, is the body shrinking thing actually true??? which is what i just explained *JESSUS!!....* ** Jesus Wait what? ESD is getting renovated?! Where was I when this was announced? Holy hell is that some sexy interior design! That played on MTV I'm not even on mobile Really? Hoooooo my gat I see it now Oh...what if he's trying to get YoungSec to be the new Manager of IT. 6th grade!? The hell is wrong with kids Their fucking jaws dude So many robot pets UFA tonight That was either very quick or very coincidental, when did you apply? What an original post Biology final back in college; I was sitting in the second to last row and right before the exams were passed out I heard a big SNIFFFF behind me. Turned around, looked at the guy who was responsible and this motherfucker had the epitome of I loved the ending of 1 [Spoiler](#s "Finding out that Kessler was Cole from the future/another dimension/timeline") Blew my mind! Quite beautiful! ^^ Dafuq. Dat girl in the white Um...OP didn't say anything about the state of their skin Wonder how many times he watched the videos before reporting em Submit questions? WHUT Wtf is going on in the reflection in that mirror?? Oh, that makes sense. I thought they said 'Horace' and was all like wtf that's not an Egyptian name. Wait you got a 5IV HA female already? why? it was a succubus all this time! yorkie serial killer out there? I'm a little curious here. You get those Cyndaquil from the Pal Park? Or where? wait, what? im confused now. so is all this in OPs head? did he actually kill Robert in the 'case thats being re-opened'? Im so confused. Is this even OP right now? or someone else? I literally dont know what was up with that last paragraph, thats when i started losing all understanding of whats actually going on You were a hell of a lot kinder than I would have been What's SBS Roommate about? The reporter isn't wearing glasses if 1 coin can get publicity, i could be famous with 18 of them! No scopes in bo1 come second only to cod4, they're highly accurate compared to most cods. What even. Damn, too many random encounter. What if there was a way to sterility plasti-dip burn victims unstable countries? Poland? Czech Republic? Slovakia?!? Mind if I add you Ryan? I really need the abra Illuminati!! Yeah, it's funny. I've been playing with lower ranks (I'm not good enough to "smurf", so calm down!) than my own rank and I really struggled at first, simply because they play so wildly, catching me off guard after having gotten used to playing more positional tactics. Dat CT P90 lobby rush You're talented and cute! I couldn't do it. I knew how to chatch him, but the skill required made it very hard. From what I remember, you fly around the island and try and hit him with objects from your helicopter? Idk. I too got an N64 in 98 and never PC games again. I think you have been on vacation too long... agreed. you can turn of AA in MP though, and It seems there is another lobby for those. Still, would be nice if there was, like, an easy way to see that The heck. That's no fun :( Maybe they're advocating a Drug Free Pokemon world and they don't like your Happiny on drugs? Holy fucking shit. That comeback, from being 5k behind to completely *crushing* WE in a matter of minutes. I'm watching source with 0 lags you dont pick bruiser for solo lane if you see the enemy team got a ra I am literally starting episode 11 now :) exactly halfway. And I have movie tickets for 7pm...I've got 10 episodes and 8 hours i saw first the "A1" in the bottom left corner then the pig. but maybe it's just me Doors of Stone... A half poem full of vague sexual metaphors. How... Weird. I guess it's a some what creative step up from creepypasta, but just as creepy no less. Who opens with that? I'm confused. Soooo here I am studying waiting for Fnatic vs C9 which is supposed to start at 18:30 and randomly starts the stream to see whats going on.. Why has the game already started? Am I totally blind with the schedule or whats going on? I don't have a Blockbuster, but we did have a Hollywood Video. It turned in to a suite in a strip mall that they're trying to sell for $1million. Where's sneaky Maybe they're making payments on it? Yeah I could understand if the title was "As a Brit, MRW people put the milk in first". But this is just...weird And y'all are doing 7 rounds today.....? r-really? mods plz. plz mods, plz. It seems like they might have synced up This just changed my day... People are stupid... "Can I buy something you dont have and cannot legally sell? ....Why not?" Try soloing a boss like Kalameet after he destroys both of your summoned phantoms with his first attack. I swear that fight dragged on for days. how does one feed 200 people for a week in secret He has 4 eyes? Whut the fuuuuuuck By being a shooting gallery? Even purple shit? is that in wakefield Rekkles Andddd Taeja still won >Yeah I could understand if the title was "As a Brit, MRW people put the milk in first". But this is just...weird They beat SKT K? \\( That moment when a third to last EU team beats a top 2 NA team... MOTHERFUCKING VINNY! And omg what a stretch pass there by Luke Schenn Mage with 3 attack Why does NA only get one team? There was tape jammed up in mine from back in the day when I only had 3 keys and I was trying to get different sounds out of it Did he died Oh wow, cleaning the app cache actually WORKED. It is faster now than it was in JB I have no idea whats going on How does that make sense??? Those items weren't mirrored I actually remember when this happened. I envy you for not seeing something Could you imagine if we could timewarp banelings? Or doom drop 8 medivacs, kill the entire main base, get surrounded and warp out? Turn the orbitals into a 13 range cannon? So Lucas' bair is a meteor smash...? Yeah, sorry I deleted it on accident Not sure if its because the starting is cut off, but that short runup Well this one didnt get taken down. I havent actually seen one that didnt get taken down for one violation of the rules or another. Its mainly because people are incapable of following the rules, such as: Dont editorialize titles (which is technically what this one here is as well, but I suspect the mods got kinda tired by now Yesterday was my birthday, when my boyfriend told me he was taking me for a fancy steak dinner I was like It keeps telling me that your friend code isn't valid. Craft is going to Med School right? If he is training to be a surgeon those slippery hands scare me I know somebody who wears a fedora. He seems pretty normal That last teamfight was like a zerg by GG BOO Leon Washington is just like Yes it was, what are you talking about? Managing a website is a job once you get on the bus you can trade? you mean how china went silent when Korea won all stars very bad guardpull, won 2nd match also against a brown belt but by points How'd you know it's.... flacid? it's left handed I know death is calm It didn't say that you addd me This is not Minecraft... No, why should I do that? Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but this seems pretty out of character for Wolvie. He never struck me as the type that gave a flip about how exactly his breakfast is cooked, especially not to the point of mouthing off to a little old lady Apparently you ARE a solid steel banana. So, you can drive an unregistered vehicle on the road *sometimes*? What are you talking about? Im following /r/leagueoflegends, and didn't see anything about bad manners from the crowd My computer broke I know where you go to college man... Is NA really harder competition soloq than euw? ...I *am* /r/HappinyOnSteroids 2 years and you didn't managed to get ~1500 fusings? Borg Replicators. It's like you know my shower habits... This guy is operating under vampire rules or something - you must be invited in, but you can come and go as you please until the invitation is rescinded. Send him a photo of some garlic cloves. INDEED 30-27? I have both fairly high extroversion and neuroticism, so that explains a lot. I've been Aphro-linking tanks/bruisers to initiate fights since I started playing her. It just makes initiates and frontlines even stronger than they already are, whereas a hunter only gets a split second or two of invulnerability. I've seen them pop up in the weirdest places since I was little. I remember when I was younger going into a children's hospital and them having one in their waiting room I run a similar spin off of the druid deck and have no problem with Mages whatsoever. I've been actually testing the past 3 hours on the deck too lmao. I would love it if my opponent drops a fireball on my watcher actually... he just traded a 4 mana spell for my 2 mana watcher Like I disappeared down a rabbit hole with the Mad Hatter as my guide. My eyes have been opened and burned, at the same time. \ o_O o_O Potato dumpling stew. No joke. I thought it was going to be hearty, but it was thin and the only veggies in it were carrots I can't choose! The chin on Condit!! Great Googa-Mooga. Oh man! sphere2040 anagrams to: herpes2040 i dont understand Well not for her, no... unless... What is Alta Corp Dear god that thumb bite! Beautiful! Well I have asthma and certain foods make me itchy and feels like my throat is closing. I still eat them anyway! I have a more important allergy that takes up most of my time! UV rays Well how would I go about replacing them? wtf, how did you get a downvote for this? What's a Timber Ball? is that... a Deep Space 9 quote? What a fucking madman. There was a prize for that? You're not peeing forever, forever is peeing you... What? I'm god rank 6 as Mercury, but I don't see why that matters. Unless I misinterpreted or something Ticino would probably rather jump into earth's molten core that join Italy I'm 28 I don't get to choose who I have sex with in my dreams though. The only one I can remember sleeping with is Marilyn Manson I have only one extension and its adblock and this is less annoying ? wow the consoles font on macs is different Why is it sideways Wait... there's a subreddit for that? I love STAT send-outs. Like yeah, I'm going to get the plane taking this stuff to Mayo to show up early Igual el ministro de educacion ya dijo que no importa el resultado de las pisa, lo que importa es la solidaridad. Nope, you can embark on kobold caves and beast lairs in vanilla. I found a great embark the other day, the only problem? NINE DRAGONS! Portable Raspberry pithon calculator, dude, this is my next project That chick is super cute. Damn already been 14 days? They're afraid of eachother That explains everything! What do you mean a better computer? I remember playing 6v6 on that map, that was chaos Please, not everyone at once. How old was your sister Why his LoL seems so fluid? 3497-0510-0725, How long until you are free? Also It turns out I have two eggs matching your TSV what recipe is this? Brittany? What...? Fall of Reach is the oldest book Wut we dind't have 3vs3 leagues Wow that's a lot of heavy stuff to have been through *gasps* I think that would be wanna puke 2007 was seven years ago? Are those... Molex adapters on the front? Use a spoon! I'm at work, today. Only... 7.5 hours left!! I want to know truly why she threw her gameboy too Agh! How did you read LeGuin and come away thinking that her fantasy was child-like?! But... thats... so... understanding and mature. Isnt this reddit? Cold wasteland!?!? Where do you live? It's *that* easy? Bedfellows is 10x worse I see water fountains all the time in the US. Dovahkin! Both are dead? Why does Pam eat babies?! Would love to know aswell. I can shoot pilots and grunts easily because it doesn't require charge, but killing titans with it is insanely hard. It takes forever to charge, and non-charge shots dont seem to do anything at all actually it's not, reddit shot down our Walrus courier for NEL and the feedback alone was enough to pretty much kill any chance the courier had for acceptance. So yes, believe it or not, reddit can change the future. Why couldn't you just tele to the ward in the bush? WOW, cool stuff Exactly. They should make a prequel I'm unfortunately too lazy for very much grinding xD I did however, grind once after the first sigil hall for a bit. I used the developer's challenge thingy in Fianga. It was very helpful. :D His divaevus lived a +2 outrage from my kingdra so I was like woah Wowwwww Whoa. First time I've heard Kassian's name ~~tonight~~ today. That's... really strange! I like it Oh snap. That was. NOT. What I was expecting...I thought it was something about his sister being an Indigo child or something. Dayem. Damn, you even have the cases for them. Why melee being a cons I came here to ask the same thing Oh! O:< Thank you, that's very usefull. But I just figured out I did something retarded What is this madness ? I think I have that on my legs. you guys would be close if you didn't fire Greenberg... you'd have Finney-Smith and Harrell Role models and important historical figures aren't pure-hearted angels that have never done a bad thing in their lives??? I can't believe it! I should buy a computer. What are your strange methods? Oh, if it's not totally obvious... I've never been to China.. so it's only adding to the difficulty of it all I have seen you around too CRIMINY YOU PEOPLE. Why did I ever start reading this? I haven't read this book and now I feel like I don't even need to. I was also thinking these two lol. But Jordan did go to Harvard, didn't he? Harvard's a powerful school Post removed - see our list of approved relationships. wow OH MY SWEET BABY SEAMUS ARE YOU FOR SERIOUS RIGHT MEOW?!??? [ Sounds like the town I lived in while I was in high school I'm sure the answer to this should be "And trying to get rid of that pesky dark elixir."? I've been dying my hair since I was 15 years old (ten years) and just recently stopped dying my hair all together. There is no way that dying your hair is the reason for your gray hairs I think faker is the few to realized the difference in culture and adapted to it " That's an odd question. A new line for each proposition is standard in formal proofs People also didn't upgrade sometimes I tried this and right after I hung up Merryweather called me I've never seen this doff mission, what does it reward? A KDF Boff? Depends on the franchise. Here only the large tea is $1. I even went to a McDonalds in Dilworth, Minnesota and they charged $0.60 for dipping sauces I don't understand, isn't zezima's name just Zezima? Are these people really blind? On my eyebrows and eyelashes? she says something along the lines of: "how foolish, trying to relight the first flame." What I wanna know is how the hell this cat knows everything in the game what's a sun? >I even went to a McDonalds in Dilworth, Minnesota and they charged $0.60 for dipping sauces When does the giveaway end? there is skeletons inside our body How did Kenny vs. Spenny become such a big hit? Why? What did it say? That was one fucked up movie. I don't think I have enough time in the day to stretch that often, but I could certainly try how do i search for stuff in flex Busch brothers! I was gonna say "why is it a whale penis build Don't your heels hurt like bell, after a day with conversesofting? I think it's a crackhead egg... Used to be a fifth grade Reading/Writing teacher. Sat around with other teachers in my department one day, shooting the breeze, and I slowly learned from all of them that they hated reading. I was the ONLY teacher in the room who liked reading. Teachers who taught reading but hated to do it. Best breed of dog out there!! I grew up with a boxer. I literally thought he was my actual brother the first 4 years of my life another set of males "Mainstream" Did it throb with your pulse? Yeah, that's kind of weird Lizzie is the zombie feeder Why are half these links purple TIL Christian Bale isn't American. This song is an easy-to-listen-and-party-to type of song. It's good for the fun, but nothing substantial. Also: Brave Brothers is literally EVERYWHERE now OOC: Are you supposed to drink tea when its hot? I always drink mine when it's cold with ice. Ugh, that guy. Is that white thing... A penis with no skin Before I even saw the whole picture and decided to read the comments, I could not help but sense the boobs were purposefully inserted into the photo... call me crazy Keepass is great! Lastpass seems kinda scary ... Whaaaat?? I pay like 2 bucks for it again There aren't any deals lately, are there?! I feel like I haven't seen anything really super awesome lately either. Boo! She could be reading this thread as we speak........ House fire when I was 7. Died three times over the following week due to burns/smoke inhalation. Spent 3 months in hospital including my 8th birthday. Not fun I had a problem with MW Apps Manager. Say when I created two windows ie twitter and fb, and closed one it would always just close that app window and insert another opened app. I would have to close out of all my open apps and then it would MW my homescreen? What is happening here? how does swimming work? Oh my goodness that little smile and dimple Any Danielle Steel book. They are so depressing that it becomes hilarious. In one book, the heroine started off a beautiful heiress...skip to the end...all her family dead from AIDS, she is in abject poverty, and she is a quadriplegic I climbed a tree when I was really little. Two or three, I think. I wanted to do what the boys were doing, or so my mom tells me. I just remember it seeming really high up and not being able to climb back down. Riots owners? I am very curious as to why the karma meter keeps changing so do I need to go play Earthbound first, or find a translation of mother1? or, er, find a translation of mother2? That makes no sense Never forget Vayne's release! How did you get all the trees And he's wearing orange... ** well god damn so you think prices are going up after more info? my god... People pay for this stuff? I got that too, there was an issue with my connection when I first got it and the technician they sent out was from Telstra Dem graphics. When I read the title I thought it was about the jungle camps Quite the dick move from your mother to unload him on you when she knew he was gonna act up What kind of MMR do you have? How did you run out of glory Wait a second - I thought you had to hit cap before applying Paragon Points! Can you apply them to a Lvl 2 That dude has serious problems My villagers keep leaving their shirts at someone else's house. are you a fortune teller? Yeah, that's creepy as shit. What in the fresh hell is this game?? And why is it ALWAYS YELLING AT US IN THE DIALOG BOXES! It's like internet but on paper 100$ for one person? Holy hell what kind of restaurant is that we all woke up earlier than expected It's not a system feature, it's the free game that comes with your console. Everyone loves a sliding puzzle how old is this beast? You're right, the reasoning is definitely lacking, I guess in part due to my somewhat rash decision alongside the realisation that the whole pregnancy thing seems worryingly common in a BPD-type relationship... Plus we had sex yesterday Wait, stop, stop, stop. A 2nd birdemic film is comming? I don't own a plunger, yet I never encountered a clogged toilet. Fuck my life, I'll burn in hell Wow never thought of that that's just too cute.... wow TIL other people call weight 'clips' 'weight safes' Seems expensive for a simple table. At least $200 Looks like a long legged corgi Selling white items like hot potatoes ~25-30k each Just finished reading. Just Why Why did I click through all of them? The other two were on Liveleak. insert jaw-drop GIF here. ... They name dropped him in this last episode, so he's still around, just not relevant at this moment it seems. He'll probably be back soon, though, once this plot simmers down (or escalates I was squinting like "What the hell is tha..." I never considered that! I have weird shaped feet...they are skinny throughout then flare at the toe area I wanna go in the hole now What's MFC? I have a kid, and have not posted any pics of him wearing green (I didn't realize that was pic worthy Nothing else?? Wow! goddamn, what a charismatic motherfucker. Add another thing to talk to your devs about: making staging accessible externally! Is changing the sidebar image to Nightmare Fuel enough for you? Here's another quote Drowzee and espur ok well i should have started to not care years ago It almost looks like an odly shaped butt. Or bewbs? I have no idea So... How long did it take you to manage to arrange all this stuff this way ? Haha I've played against Tripps, is he on here? I destroyed you I'm sorry but are you claiming that you keep all of your sensitive information regarding your account in a notepad document?! What in the world...did that just coincide with the earthquake this morning too? It was definitely a good idea, and I like the new styling. I'd have to tinker around with stuff to change our current theme of username tags (which I created completely on accident, goofing off in inspector mode), but it just comes down to Reddit limitations. I had to delete HUGE CHUNKS of coding that wasn't currently being used (like the Santa hats for Christmas time, for example) just to fit in all this username code. All the username tags (verified, donors, moderators, css wizard) take up 20KB alone. Oh my god i think we go to the same locals, i live where you live as well and people will usually get chinese food next door when they get hungry enough. I'm a whisky guy to the end of my days, but now you're really making me want to try some of these insane-sounding stouts Why the fuck are people downvoting this? Maybe we changed clothes and swapped seats half way through and you just didn't notice. O_o Just kidding...but next time You really cannot build houses as non-premium? That sucks pretty hard Dem pancakes why is your mouse have mouse coors? I was running through my apartment behind my husband into our baby's room to get him. Everything was rumbling and shaking and we stumbled, but I don't remember actually feeling the shaking myself. So weird I read "Because fuck sheep" I had to Google what "Munchkins" were I game on a flat screen monitor MOMA? I can think of something that I'd like in multiples of 10 His username should be PANCAKES***an***SYRUP_ That's quite a difference. I didn't notice any IT'S BACK UP " That must be really hard. I wonder what would happen if they glitched Around where I live, housekeeping jobs are very iffy. I always wonder about jobs with ads that state, before they even talk about the job, that you have to pass a drug test, can't have any DUIs, must speak fluent English, and can't have any felony convictions on your record. Makes me wonder what kind of people they're used to getting, that they have to state that. What on earth did you do that would make them restrict trading for a month? Wait, that's text?!?! It's selectable!! How did you do that?! 21 hours of additional training This is basically what happens when you die and turn hollow in Dark Souls Who's the first best unit in the game Thats not really something you want to say on this sub an earth-shaking quickie. ** I think annie mid is going to come back Kassadins ultimate is a joke now, scales with Mana, so lategame with like 2,5k Mana he gets 50 Bonus-Damage of it, I mean nerfing ok, but with these changes Kassadin is history and will never be played again I think you can tell that?? Nether Blast is distorting it so much Mirai Nikki, is that a manga? Sticker? Can't tell from this angle. I have a feeling that's the only wet pussy OP has felt in a while. What you mean? He streams like every day, hitbox.tv/phizzurp I don't understand how the Lich Bane nerfs hit Diana hard...I've never builded it on her oh man so embarrassed! wut That's a little terrifying. It's nothing compared to his third though. I can't unsee it. Yeah, it's pretty great I don't remember this at all "Older.....varus" Amazing. Now, moving onto waves... You don't want to do that Mark... How have you met K'naan? I had no idea even this many people were interested in a ranked Dominion. Does this seriously still work? Because it's BAD Elcan? Where are they getting this stuff from? I'm a s3/s4 Sejuani main. Teach me your ways Serious/SERIOUS question: Are you my twin?!!! Yeah, I think I have two eggs that match OOC: York? No... the one that went in your mouth. wow Shit! I can't unsee what I saw. How have we had 18 scoreless first periods? How the fuck did you amass 1,000 comment karma in twelve days? You can heal injuries from your bank?! Comment removed. Read the rules of the sub before participating. Foxz. We meet again. How about we just don't be jerks to anyone? ... why do you need to feel like you accomplished something in steam? I just checked the time after reading your post, 9:11. Holy crap that was fast Holy hell, 2000 doge in 7 minutes! O_ What the fuck? That's a really nice binder Oh, huh. I don't use minecarts very often in-game. I didn't know this Good thing you left. Because the screen formed a black hole of suck after you left. Just in the nick of time. Oh my god pingu lives in Toronto.. I seen this once What a body Yikes, he lawn mowered his crotch! I... I can taste it bring in madelyn burke Germanophones also use "hoi"? I am conflicted at a Dutchy. Drunk or dead? I honestly didn't know you had to be of a certain age to post on kikpals though ...I know this is off-topic, but how can a three-year old be grounded? Don't three-year-olds just stay at home/daycare/preschool/whatever anyway? Or it's OddVirus which tries to look like RegiVirus so OddVirus don't get exposed! You're rebelling by wearing green nail polish too? I am a diamond zerg, though if you read my previous post I myself am having trouble against mech because I used to go roach infestor in WOL for mid game and then brood lords late game and win. I digress. 2 base play is generally easier for brand new players, even 1 base if you are working on mechanics, because multitasking is very difficult for brand new players when they start off (especially injecting more than 1 base and keeping queen energy low). In my opinion, when I coach my friends, I like to work on mechanics (starting with injects, creep spread, and ling bling micro) before theory (which is like composition, purpose, what to do in certain situations etc.). Since zerg usually needs 3 bases in a standard game, you could teach him the old 14/14 (gas then pool) into 21 hatch and then from there, teach him the game (2 base play) and then late game (expanding to 3rd+). I hope this helps? To me it looks like some are outside (legs closer than wings) but some are definitely inside. If that's true then that window is not going to be enough. Cool a link.........>1:30:00 Would you rather live in ignorance or die knowing the truth Scratching mosquito bites. I came back from a trip and I have several of them right now and it is agonizing. ?? Those crazy eyes Most of the shines I've gotten have all had pretty "eh" IVs. It would be a catch in heaven to get a perfect 4-6 IV shiny through legit means xD. I've been traded some shiny Pokémon before with perfect 6ivs so um guessing they were hacked look at dem stats I feel like a kid in a candy shop looking at this. Wow! What a bombshell, both me and my DM missed that. My appologies /u/Benjhamess! So how does that work with the order of which I get maneuvers? If I was 3 rogue then 4 SS then took one more in Rogue and finally 1 in SS how does that add up for maneuvers? I believe I remember my DM saying everything rounds up in DND so if my rogue was level was 3 when I took 1st level SS I would have been level 3 initiator???? Then when I hit level 5 SS I would have had a +2 from rogue? This is kind of confusing to me... This is what nightmares are made of You already do When did you switch to FOXEY Kraft? I run into you all the time playing your tier 10s.. Could've sworn you were still there Why do you want to know? What a great response I never heard of ONE in my school of 1200... that was 20 years ago... hoping you don't know this username as I've told none of my friends Ewwww no. But now I have that image in my head. gank me how exactly with magelight on? I have it kind of. It's annoying sometimes but doesnt drastically interfere with my life. still, i dont joke about it because its embarrassing. ill joke about being ocd when cleaning, but cleaning i feel really isnt one of my ticks that piss me off because it's productive. I feel many people cant function or be calm with clutter. but not many people turn door knobs and push on faucet handles hard enough to feel like youre going to break them. or stare at people a long time because it "has to feel right". or have the urge to TOUCH things or people for similar reasons. I actually finally broke a glass because i bite the rim after drinking ### Could you imagine, like, spreading all that on a cookie sheet and turning the oven on like 400 and leaving the door open o_O My first item ever from a Davy was a spec, no pots before, my first item (even no pbag) was spec. Yeah, that's really weird - it looks like this particular interface element was subject to physics engine. The question is why That's a pretty normal juke holy hell, that's huge Oh god it's so much fun Seeing how Sappho (and yes, thats also where that word comes from Sorry =(. But hey, it existed at some point, so you can still think that one in mind for nightly activities. And it was probably more fun than it could be today simply because people in ancient greece weren't nearly as prude as people are today 100.00? What currency? Surely you can't mean US$ How does that make any sense? It's not like it's Tolkien saying that about himself. It's a Tolkien-admirer generalizing other people that way. It's maybe an absurd statement, but it's not remotely narcissistic as far as I can tell. We didn't had a holiday yesterday, though New font different background.... Same joke Ooohhhh dang! Never thought of this! With thier similar personalities this would make a **great** fight That's what they want you to think! ... But but but... you cant put ketchup on that... what show is this? who is he? If I had made this entirely out of cubes with bevels it would have taken a lot more work than it already did! Do you host an ISP through your phone?! Lifestory Welcome. Great 1st. That art really makes it. Or get "it" in her.... arcane missiles + blast against warrior ? Moved to California a few years ago and visited a neighbor who was very welcoming. They were nice, neo-Hippies and Vegans, which didn't really phase us. Then we met their kids, 7 and 3 years old. They were completely butt-naked in the house. And the little boy kept fiddling with himself. Later, the little girl rubbed the pet rat on her crotch and smelled it. Oh, and they went outside to pee because "it's more natural." that's way better than what I expected. ...Wait, you still have these eggs? (Was looking at the comments) Ahhh, Could you reopen? Did one of our Internet's DC? I have a fluffy, brown Belgian Malinois/Chow mix... her name is Lucy... she has big brown eyes...she always sleeps next to my bed. If she starts whining in the middle of the night... Huh? I'm Swedish, and I've never heard that word before really? Beefynaut as well? I did this for a few years after one day i wondered if all women are telepathic but didn't let men know about it. Logic says they aren't of course, But i cant tell well at least we know you use a condom when working your dog out what the fuck tier 3 heavy head piece is now hair lol. That is a good point. I fell good with where things are... for now. There's some items that I just don't have a sategory for. Like the grappling hook. Not sure where to put that one Now I'm imagining a Super Hornet opening up with the sound of Peter Griffin laughing rapid-fire. O_O Le Blenk O_O Le Blenk O_O Le Blenk Lying on the internet? Did the white trucker guy scratch his head REALLY bad? Harvard's score is 666.8 I have never encountered this * A milk carton full of dogs? 400? Dayum Or, you know, were members of **Abnegation** , while you're *Divergent* OH, I totally read that wrong. I thought the whole family was half naked at the table. Because they're not Jewish? /r/nosleep How the hell are you doing that? Sometimes I feel like someones running theit finger up the side of my leg. I actually use my left for *that,* while being mostly right handed. Also play some sports left handed, got stuck feeling comfortable doing things that way by mirroring my dad, who played most sports right handed, while being a lefty. How are you only level 49 after 50 hours What the heck? That website pretty sure i have gotten that on warlord WE'll need it! Well that cleared it up. RIP headphone users I feel like people want this bug to be a secret ...Maybe we just are fucking finns. And Fuck knows that ? Seriously? You're a Dr. As a 27 year old with two degrees and a full time job I can't even imagine being able to afford a house This changes my whole view of minecraft I only keep items I need? Do you have... Traps within traps..? Huh, Sobek was originally on that list, especially since he's who I'm learning atm. Not sure when he disappeared from it. "P.S. I think I am crazy Yes! That's one I also forgot about. My Nmother would do the same thing. Angry? throwing things? No I'm making that up and trying to pick a fight. Clearly she's the real victim and I just want to abuse her. If you can find me in Minnesota... The "right" way is the way you want it; sure s/he is your tattoo artist but s/he isn't going to be wearing it forever. Depends. I can think of a couple of people that wouldnt mind a more present, anti-gay pro-anschluss god. Its all a matter of perspective, after all once at a store I got 367.5309 ~~Erm, which word? It all appears fine to me When the hell did these patch notes start?? I tuned in at 4pm and by that time Bart was already done went to a buddy's house for a cookout, he told me to get something from the freezer. accidentally grabbed a giant ziploc bag containing his daughter's placentas. he wants to make menudo with them some day Hmm....That's interesting. I've just been to see Under The Skin and now my head is all confused Oh hey, you must play against me every game! Looked at my stats a few hours in and realized I had 3 wins and 21 losses OOC: Question, is Mina Macaos non-canon daughter? You can easily beat thundersaur without having a playset of them. What kind of argument is that You don't need permission when the person who owns Aytos overrides who owns property where and the memorial is now converted into a future garden. I don't see why people get so antsy over a cobble tower, it's already said and done and over? He was stone faced throughout the interview Dat butt plug shot... I love it!! I'm Nicole and I'm 19 OOC: Enter Ichiya. Had what I... Think that's worked before Yeah so...that socialist Serbian friend I mentioned a few weeks ago is certainly a radical I would say if i don't move, maybe it will go away $1 I swore I replied to this Odd. 4.3 put me down fps, 4.4 put me up fps. Is it just me or is it ONLY the old men (like 65+) who openly stare/make comments. The other day this dude that could be my grandpa came over while I was mid-set on a machine and interrupted me, so I took out my headphones thinking he wanted to work in or ask when I'd be done or something. Nope, he gives me a thumbs-up and goes "Lookin good!" OOC: I don't think anybody even tried to move me... I..... Kind of suck and didn't take any close ups What's up with the map good or bad? Actually...if the Gothic war depopulated Italy...does that mean modern Italians are actually Germanic? Why would I click on either of those The worst part is...I've been aroused by much more disturbing things than this. Not all alcohol tastes the same. Was it your dirty business or someone else's Yeah, and just think of what the Japanese are thinking up for VR sex applications. I worked in ISP tech support for about a year, about 10 people in the call center. We we're in an old warehouse and the callcenter was only separated by some high cube walls. One day we all happened to be on calls at the same time, we're all working hard to help our customers (it was a pretty good team at the time) and out of the blue, the customer service director (bosses boss) stomps in enraged and screams at everybody (boss included) that we're all talking too loud 800 HP Wow never seen anything like this, it is a Solifuged yes, but it looks it just molted or something... This used to be me so hard, haha. High school I was the only girl in a (kinda sexist, but I didn't realize it then) group of nerdy guy friends. Then in college I was in a mixed-gender group and I was so wary of the other women there at first -- it was like I know he's not but I sometimes wonder that if it wasn't for me if he'd be a hoarder But... there's no intergalactic travelling in the Alien universe as far as I know ( bet my 2 keys on zephyr ( MY 1st key bet and this is all i got A/S/L? Could be interested Does it really? Or, as what's-her-face put it: "Horrible situation, but we're trying to find out anything we can...." New skin idea?! I have not heard anything about this OOC: Exactly. By the way, who'd you bust for doing something? Who said the Rift's FOV is low? OOC: I read it as more "friendly and helpful" than "flirty" OOC: That's not what charming means... That... that genuinely looked like the NC State dude tipped it back in for Xavier i gave my boyfriend a reach around in detention. it was a really awkward maneuver, but not as awkward as the teacher catching us I already gave u the egg What? I love how the OP thinks that feminists defend cheating on people. I scoffed loudly at this and people at the gym were all Wtf? Where in this thread does it say "because you're a loser with no friends"? Or is that the SRD caption for this thread? Cause that's just sad Holy crap, it was at $800 when I posted. Christ on a Corn Dog, Xavier's only made 1 3 pointer all game today So...that's not a dead dog in the first pic? Oh well. It's not like I need to sleep anyways... wait... fire trap works? Imagine Max Hardcore as a feminist icon. The beach would be just fine -- anywhere you like that's good and spacious! (Also, sorry for delayed response, reddit keeps telling me that I am "doing that too much") is it just me or did her legs bulge out just before the burst of wind? Yeah, how the hell did that happen? I swear I posted this in the Shadow of the Colossus thread. cant you adjust the position of the back wheel and then tighten down the axle? That bike does not have the axle all the way back right now and I've been riding it like that all week... Detect gravitational waves that prove inflation after the Big Bang, probably. How I know I've done too much theater: I got that on the first try. Damn Virginia. PS: I took those with my cell phone camera I have no idea, or any idea of any logical explanation for this. I guess the recipe would make sense. A little. If like, she lost all of them and had to start over from scratch or something Oh wow really?! ...how? Why won't Indonesia let search planes overhead? Do they have the plane? WTF is there to hate about these? Or the fact that they have NO NIPPLES OR BELLY BUTTONS!!! Creeeeepyyy Or the fact that they have NO NIPPLES OR BELLY BUTTONS!!! Creeeeepyyy but its has best in its name : Wow i've read a lot of these but this is up there in the "Wowwwww....." responses. This just made my face go He is korean fanboy and he knows it. He would probably even confirm it for you if you have tweeted to him Do you actually know what their cards will cost? I would guess they'll be crazy expensive compared to a GPU, but then it doesn't feel like they're going into the consumer market just yet is it just me or does that image look like it's moving? What meme? Even worse are the ones inside your mattress. $20 transfer fee? Really nice setup or whatever you call it. Are those screens 1440p or 1080p, and what is that amazing keyboard I always knew baseball from following Chan Ho Park (He has same birthday as me! :)) and then when I fell in love was when I first saw Kirk Gibson's 1988 HR on TV and I was like those people should be killed Thanks, I'll probably edit my post with a revised build. Also, 250 cast speed sounds godly Heartseeker was actually buffed. Whitelist off - 12:15? That's... very narrowminded I'm frozen in game LOL It's amazing to me that people need to be told this fact Wait, seriously? At first I thought they were cats. Which seems to be the correct stance in the rotten joke that is modern politics Mighty Avengers #1. I already said that. What is happening? What planet are we on? He is trying to take away the freedom to use pennies???? But... the children think that because adults tell them that, they don't know what's "alternate" and what isn't. You got downvoted for saying this, but really, its stuff like that that elevates him in my book. Seriously, he threw a no look pass behind someone else's back. And yet, some how still draws people saying its not that great... Wow! Yeah, 24 was my favorite too. I'm at the bottom of the food chain in my very small agencies, and I was once quoted as "an official" and my co-worker was once quoted as a "bureaucrat" Where Drama. Drama and blogs everywhere. But immediately, lots of awkwardness. Imagine you're boss, normally 40 years your senior suddenly became young and hot? You didn't say "state", correct. In the context of the thread, your bad logic that led to the statement you DID make could have only come from the whole red state/food stamps argument, OR you pulled it out of your ass. Which is it? Explain your "reasoning". OMG, it's raining!! Not snowing.. raining, and the mountains are melting, I ... dare say I see a glimmer of hope. That's just a clusterfuck Neighbor? I'm near Gulf to Bay/US 19. How the hell would he ski and shoot a bow at the same time? Animating that would be a nightmare. oh no. Possibly stupid question; you don't have to get the fiancee visa in order to apply for the spousal visa after getting married... right? I misread that as "expecting our 27th in April". Mine is AO-013**** Is it really?? I play in the US and always had thought Europe was miles ahead of us here I've been wearing my 2 weeks disposable contacts for the past 6 months "...Fill up" How can this be a guide if you have no experience, and expect to fail? Wait, this is just a picture of some old gravy... Wait... when the lid is down in a public bathroom, i just expect the worse ..by the worse i mean a big unflushed log of digested fury Okay my DS just froze Um, you think water is the only compound? Revolution really deserves to be more popular. It's a fantastic game. Unfortunately, I run into a lot of people who won't play it because "it's a Steve Jackson game". I see nothing I agree with this 100%. Luxury products will rarely have an odd-even pricing - you'll never see a Hermes Birkin bag with a €9,999.99 price tag Is it OK to use all over my face where I am not having breakouts? I just worry because it seems like pretty strong stuff. It bleached the heck out of a towel I used to dry my face He took that last fry Decent? ┻━┻ ︵ヽ( He is 3 TH's behind you.. are you sure he should farm at the same place as you? MAKE HOLOGRAMS WITH IT AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh. Hah X3 I admire your spirit, but entering 6,146 vertex coords by hand doesn't sound fun. And that's for the stone block alone. You misspelled practice Seems like friendzone, not reverse friendzone. Men can do it too I know all the damages per level by memory Oh man, that makes me remember a roasted red pepper sauce I made with silken tofu. Which corps? I was JUST thinking of performing, too! I'd be a nervous wreck pre-show, but as soon as I stepped off I'd be fine. Then I'd almost cry after every show from the mental exhaustion I hadn't realized people were so sensitive about this nickname. this is in a SPOILER thread already, if you do not want spoilers, ( Was kidding, I love Aches, he's hilarious, but he tries to act like a troll 24/7, even Teep knows it. And yeah, I did, what of it? What'd I say that made me involved in anyone's personal life? This is code that cost a million bucks to get your hands on yesterday. Today it's $20...still too expensive. what the fuck how deep are you into reddit to have seen this That's very strange. Doesn't sound like the way it should work. Murdering her to death? Wth were you running that it took you 6 hours? ...yeah... as is your maturity. Can someone give me an explaination? Or is OP just incredibly sad I carry a black switchblade so if I'm attacked at night the bastards won't see the blade coming for their throat. How did you do all of this That's weird. Hey. no one knows me Wait, did /r/Anarcho_Capitalism invade the OP's sub or something? You are definitely very "talented" That first one of Falcao looks brutal Since when nonprofit is charity? Wat? Or the CEO of Apple Dat... Mahogany What in the actual fuck is TEXTURED VEGETABLE PROTEIN? I might be over reacting but this seems all too surreal and wanted to see if any other like-minded individuals such as yourselves think there might be something to this. This "exercise" is nation wide and the first of it's kind. Leadership and COOP participants from every three letter agency are literally relocating to their backup facilities to focus "on two areas, Continuity of Operations and Reconstitution"... Ummm?? "and will be externally evaluated." Shadow govt? It'll be broadcasted on TV?? Sounds like perfect timing for something to go "live" with gov't already in positions to continue working like nothing happened. These participants do not know what, where, or when on April 1st, the drill is supposed to go down and their work hours are already set to be until midnight April 1-2. Haha, I don't work there, but I would *almost* work for their PR team for burgers instead of money... After one year they will rebuild it, wish they would leave the M25 alone, the reason I spend so much time on it is because they keep blooding changing it Mercy. Joe Colborne with 1st and 3rd star, and different stats? You answered your own question? You needed directions Now they're overdoing their stupid Gefahrengebiet. Seriously? She had a happy trail Nice non-existant gore tag you have there... i spam my wards like a madman to scout ahead near endgame. i run out of wards constantly cause i place a new one before the first one expires Alrighty. Thanks for the info. Two or three hundred still seems like a daunting task to someone not used to working in code. You know what hair my man, you know what hair. Unless that ***is*** the after pic Well shit. I already ate the pills What does this video have to do with minecraft? There's non-Etho content? It's as if the artist couldn't remember how the final product looked, but could remember how the sketch looked Wait, what? Is this true? WOW Yes ... I played Hel and it was colored at level1... was surprised too because normally it wasnt like that but it really was Porta-potties at music festivals. Specifically when tripping acid. They'll hear... My brother's bathroom ( What laucher is that at 0:49? It looks like an AT4 You can do THAT? My neighbor forced me to go there when I was 8 cause we were 45 minutes away from there. ( It literally changed in the last five minutes! ...no? Is that her tits sagging in the first picture? I made one. I need to make edits now. I have been the object of this mockery and shame. I'm afraid to ask what it is Books *are* incredibly isolating, I never realized that Duration of video: 108 minutes. Two things: first, damn that's an expensive cable on the HD650s, it's over half the price of the cans themselves Seems like a rather odd pic to request Just hearing of navel oranges. Wow. That is interesting, since I learned of them many years ago. What if we didn't get any at all??? Dude. S-s-sale..??? Bulid your own..?? As someone who really needs to crack their upper back right now, I'm ...jealous? Do you work for the SCP Foundation? Again I need to ask the question, why do people keep buying reference cards? A lot of people in my school have this project coming due on a final... do you go to an art institute? I'm not partial this macrogenre of music, but some of those guitar riffs and pretty much 100% of the drumming is..... ∑( I see on RedFlagDeals a lot of people complaining about the courier leaving it at the door and faking a signature..... and people who complain have their apartment/street etc. delisted by the courier. You're a grom.....in San Pedro, CA !?!?!? HOLY SHIEET ME TOO! :o ...Our flairs are similar too..damn Why would you have a cat and bunny together? Wait...That's a real person? That...looks exactly like my tabby...and exactly like my Ikea couch... These look odly farmiliar...... ** I've seen anorexics with cellulite. 4k!? Holy crap! I feel lucky I got mine under 500 now! How'd it even get 2/10? That's exactly what a Taco Bell advertiser WOULD say since when did winter orb make games go faster? I thought that was how it worked? If you had 29% Crit, your stacks would start at 29% and then build from there. That E is OP Sorry, was trying to get it posted in time for the deadline and didn't have a moment to spare to give it a proofread, much less consider the repetition. At least I used the source story and mandatory quote and didn't just throw up something totally unrelated and call it an allegory. No Enfeeble when fighting Ossecati in melee? OOC: I didn't think this would need it's own topic just to hunt down assassins over hurting dahjer... is that why im always highest DPS? also it will slightly increase your metabolism, if you ate 4 meals a day now that spoon counts you up to 5 which yeah in a sense will increase your meta rate They received a worse sentence than anyone at BP did. ( yeah P.F sounds like a terrible gym Oh good I'm off to a good start then! Haha. And its okay lol I have to triple space to get a double space I'm pretty sure that's from my highschool Advertisements? Dat Pink Terrorblade What song is that I don't think any adult on the planet has a 25cm waistline even an amateur could look at that and be legitly horrified.... I clicked on it wanting to see pretty fog pictures, and it's private.. First things first, wow And APs balanced? Why? Nah, but you can hear it's "thoughts" with ring of whispers. Don't know if FROM is trying to tell us something, or if that's just the sound all of the enemies make with it on. Never bothered to test. Haha I'm flattered but geez I was only 17 in that photo ... Hey, just letting you know that your froakie is ready to be returned, and you sent me some pokes that i don;t think was part of the deal like a six iv aron Idk if you're bashing scump or nade or both? Adventure club's the only one of the two I heard of Is her name Denisa?? I know this girl!! The hell is a McD Triad? But would she bang you? I just found the 3rd bonfire in FoFG. The only thing I have left to do is kill the last boss. I'm still trying to figure out what actually happened there *Goddamn*, this is a fine woman. Wouldn't have responded if she wasn't doing some crazy shit before. r/nofap/ must be working Ooooh yeah... that feeling when entering a fast food for example and you look around at the other customers Surprising price by a vouched member Yea, last time a friend of my tried that doctor kicked her out of the office threatening to call the police. Called me playing well? Kills? Pardon me while I pick my jaw up out of the crater it left in the ground. He flew so far..... It also stares into your soul Well to my knowledge i'm not actually doing anything out of the normal that should cause this. So i don't think i'm killing them, but something is. Anyway, i tested my BP again today (my first day off bupropion) and it's lowered to 175-180 range. My nurse said she expects it to go down even more in the following days (for whatever reason Normally when I pull it out people are entertained, especially if I explain it. But there are some people who have told me that Wisconsin is actually a mitten. I just give them a oh lawdy that game What OOC: Suspicious everything is suspicious, SUSPECT ALL THE THINGS!!!! *Save your propaganda Netflix bullshit?* Or has minecraft beat me Out of curiosity, where did you get that? I would definitely not be able to do that! Kudos to you and your strength OOC:... wtf.. a hehe bot? ... But how do you poop Ok, thanks! I put the tracking number in and the last activity is March 6 Husband, is that you? Vanilla apple cinnamon pancakes Da flying fuck? That's my three-year-old brother's birthday...! Wait what ? Yep, especially at the start of a round. The number of times ive been team damaged by some tool swinging his knife while we are running out of spawn or even worse shooting his pistol at walls... If youre going to do it at least make sure to do it away from me Asumizu looks over and notices a Nui? I swear to god I played a similar build on Cockatrice like, a couple of weeks ago. Looks like a porn set. Can...can I touch it? OMG, we really got that close?! Are you driving an exercise bike? In 2012, I lost 17k in the stock market in a single day. I was mad and slammed the table so hard with my fist that I broke my wrist. Holy shit, this really worked WE NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!! or maybe.. it was tom bombadil That article was posted on my birthday Wait....what? He's not allowed to follow other girls on Twitter? Th... there's people in those? Asumizu gives a kind of dont say me u mean youtube Is that Richard Branson? Yet you find the time to look and comment Turn 2 5 advances as i do :D they look so good Asumizu smiles back at Nui and waves. "Safe travels." Then quickly Pretty cool HHVM / Hack intro. Side note: god damn... Engine Yard is expensive Nothing meh, it was kinda predictable because Grant is the next Leader. But his Onix tho ... that thing jump high as fuck lol No feathers. At least none that I've found yet. Oh How are you so fast?! I didn't even see her edit it, but I pulled up alamomola anyways, and it was already sniped Good to see another FA getting involved in the community here! I'm looking forward to gaming with you in VR They are abroad... what the hell are they bracing for? that escalated quickly Okay, thanks. Mine is never a constant pain. It's a really sharp intense pain that lasts a few minutes, then once it's gone everything is fine. That's happened maybe four times in the last week or so? I don't know, I'm honestly not that concerned with it. Just wanted to rule out a kidney stone before I start to pass it Well my favorite part of our house is the fire place but it's literally in the middle of our living room... not like a tiny fire place either.... its like 7'x3'.... its a traditional fire place in the middle of our living room that you can completely walk around... Ahh!! Me too! It's supposed to be here on the 24th! So wait, he was in love with this girl but never met her...did they ever speak on the phone? Skype? I'd be more worried that he could get so attached to someone he never met. I know lots of people meet their SO online these days, but usually they meet in person or at least Skype/phone chat before they think they're in love with the person and tattoo their face on them... those cats are very unusual even gamagoris car is there Or just find a job you enjoy. Well, shit did they add a 10 min CD to WoG?! Lots of the soldiers could have friends or family directly in Crimea or even Russia. It seems right to allow them to defend their family instead of forcing them to lose their job or be part of a military of a nation they would no longer have a real connection to. To a lot of these soldiers it would basically be keeping their allegiance to their family and friends and to their home, so I dont really see a reason not to have them to be honest I've never been to one of those, what are they like? You have a Bernie at your library too? ... What? DAT ULT RANGE Are you fucking kidding me!? Well...there goes the rest of my work day cause cannot. stop. staring How did you know? Thats not what this thread is about... Well, I've used this tweak for about 1 hour now and honestly.. I couldn't care less about applicationswitcher, the speed... That....sounds...cheery OOC: and she's ok with you stealing her clothes?... Even her underwear & bra? ... also, look at it's hands! It takes you 10 seconds to kill a creep Does this mean I'm a wolf in goat clothing? yeah i remember creeps following me all the way from mid to top LOL or when i ward bot they follow to dragon and back Selon ce sondage, on dirait que QS a perdu des votes au profit du PLQ wow Those hips. How did she break your fingers? Chaos Dragons. So much OP. Okay... yuri? I couldn't watch, but I read that Empire had 1 player disconnect in their match vs PR. Did Empire win 4vs5? Hahahaha. Dang, never knew they made those so big Are your leagues that poor? OOC: Are you CRAZY? If Dahjer sings, everyone will surely die! I may be there too... Look at that space Oh man, you need to see the Word doc where I'm typing out my R5. I'm already on page 3, and my settings are 0.3 in margins on all sides and Arial 11 pt text. I, personally, hate it when my pants drop. a bug that you get humanity sometimes for helping to kill a boss? How can you compare Tumugu with Kamina I only have one town right now, and one restart was enough for me How can you flowroll with a white belt? that's like having a rap battle with a 1 year old. I've had that, but it wasn't that color. Wow Backy wowwwwwww thats really scary Are you stalking our subreddit? Well actually do you have an outstanding ditto? My greninja is in a very good looking ball I thought the baby was dead and he dropped the Nokia on it to restart it's heart After all the mechanics changed in xy I know, the SVs are so weird 1126? I generally have them tape them inside their books, but there are still losses. I never said anything about GPUs. That gif is so high res I didn't give you anything OOC: I would be inclined to believe that you keep stuff like this saved in a bookmark tab as references right now. idk if it is or not just what I thought first What was that other stuff about, Did you get my confused with someone else? That makes sense :) I was like Is this like Katamari Damacy, where it's so weird and quirky but also oddly charming and easy to fall in love with? It just looks like a strange game to me. frogadier really good The only two shinies I have that can be used competitively are Greninja and that dratini Wait...where are the Knicks in the standings I fail to understand what happens in these mysterious PM sessions you speak of that can't happen here im not exactly correcting or anything, but take note that the OP said "billionaire" take a moment to ponder HOW much money that is... your friend isn't a millionaire by any means... he would need to become a millionaire a good thousand times I...didn't know they had places they met. As a Wisconsinite, He's irreplaceable XD wait, I have your Mareep? Shut up and take my money! So the question must be asked: How many times has he been beat up by adult moose? Hmmm...hard to say. I have Asperger's, depression and anxiety, but that stuff runs in my family anyway. Lack of oxygen to the brain is never a good thing though offtopic: how can i change reddit's color to that? The battle one is too time consuming That got dark. And then bright again. Amazing. not really Wow, we did trade before Oh wow, how am I supposed to go to work now? OOC: On a roof in the park? Good God. Over 43 Million views. OOC: Kinda strange that we all seem to have some history or backround story involving the magic council in some way. Where the fuck do you see a cone there? I think you may have been raped, man. ...and yet this is the first ever trade we've ever recorded on here IVA ZANICCHI? Why not do them...now? We have these or similar in the uk too Too late, spicy baconator already found us Wahhhhhh! Ya think!? Just my wife and the legless hoe crawling around the bar Prostitute are always easier to catch when they're asleep I swear I see you three hundred times a day TIL Wow, what a great read. Totally changed my perspective of how battles were fought during that time. I... completely had the wrong idea. Ohh darn! I told someone that yesterday and they where like really? No, the interface is confusing for me. I am not much of a modeler, I only do basic models and stuff, but my first introduction to 3D modeling was through blender pre 2.5, so I know how to navigate it's interface. I suppose for most people their introduction was through 3dsmax that's why the interface got changed, but for me it's an unholy mess of features, the worst part is the popup menu under Space, I've never seen a bigger lump of random features in a context menu came on my ipod playlist for the first time today while i was walking my dog down the road stoned as all hell and i almost fell over because it was tripping me the fuck out and started bringing back memories of my last psychedelic experience Wow that's insane! What the hell did I just read Wharf has always been pretty easy for me Holy crap, you got 2 in one thread and I didn't even realize an identical was made That scene was scarring Journalist has a lot of #balls to publish that you link doesnt work, and i can´t really imagine how you produce usb risers on your own lol.. ribbon risers ok, but USB risers? Next weeks episode looks amazing Gigbucks.com is better than those rip off sites lol, i would suggest doing it on there, more for less. ( not a bot.) I dont even know whats going on what the up /down votes I went from Christian to Atheist, but from PlayStation to Xbox Sent! -_-^zzz .... If you banish yourself away as an invader, the host gets the souls? ..... I was trying to figure out why it looked weird, and then I realized you can't really see the wings. It looks like a fluffy tennis ball with feet I went there last summer and I would eat ice cream every 10 steps (to cope...) and try every different kind, and I've still never seen this Dem cheekbones Why does he have a long arm? Are those Bionicle pieces being used for the joints? I thought they didn't have pegs on them, i.e. the knees How is shit on your chest a "nice surprise" Seriously! She's on vicodin, but her rheumatologist isn't looking for other ways to manage the cause of the condition?! I just spun it.... Link? What the fuck? What's with the negative votes? Trance uplifting senza parlato? Pensavo di essere l'unico ad ascoltare musica del genere Is it just me or is the server always empty? Alright, so I'm not single at the moment, but I can't believe the answers to this post Hexxus still scares the shit out of me and I'm 23.. We use cloth too but yesterday I literally saw a poo fountain. It went up his back through the flat and diaper cover. All over his little exosaucer. It was insane This server is very active and it will continue to be the best, we have dj's O_O and karaoke!! ... and now I know why I avoid this sub. that cat, has seen some shit My sophomore year of college, my English teacher was walking around the room skimming our topics and conversing for our research paper. He got to the hottest girl and leaned over her shoulder for much longer than anyone else. When he stood up, he had a raging boner! Everyone had the same face of This is the first time I come across your account with a comment that doesn't have 737263949595 karma for the comment. what does bespoke mean? If that was some kind of WWF match, i'd watch it. I would've gotten 116,960,000 Corgi, according to the bot. teach me everything you know Bíddu, hættið þið einhverntíman? What if it's a bundle package? That sounds like you're thinking there will be 11 points total for upgrading your equipment from all Exotic to all Ascended... Yeah, but Kutcher looks so much like Jobs at that age. I also didn't realize this... actually happened? its face So wise. Teach me. I never knew there was another Egyptian here I didn't even know I was into this until I read your comment. Wow - shiny Feebas looks amazing. yeah hes a world boss, but hes pretty damn easy. they progressively get harder, the galaras one isnt insanely strong, but i doubt anyone could solo the whitevale one without an exploit. unless they changed the farside one, he was hard with 20+ ppl, so many adds Holy crap the source download takes forever. Damn, they need to wear these at Twin Peaks Jeez, I'm only at 70 hours Ahhh thank you for your bid! I was just expecting junk!! percentages of what? ALL OF THE SUMMONS Thanks for letting me look at it again Goddamn at first glance I thought that thing was crawling out from under a couch... the left one of the two cats "kissing" looks exactly like mine I found out from my dad. I thought it could be monk but they seem a bit bigger then claws Wow. I need too get the fuck off of Reddit Occasional? It is happening CONSTANTLY. We can log in great, but what use is it if we can't even walk 100m without rubber-banding. GREAT WORK! Leg skin does WEIRD things at those speeds But Annie and Kayle and Nunu and Soraka are all 450 IP, which is cheaper than a single rune... Okay bro, I won't tell anybody that they are^actually^names^of^French^origin OOC: Am I one of the two without a FT girlfriend? Pit doesn't have kill moves? OOC: Who are the 4 or other 3 if I'm included? I have oily lids and this stuff goes no where. Also tried MUFE ones too but nope. Well, I just did a bit of googling and came up empty. As it stands I simply don't understand the rules - let alone the purpose - of guild banks - nor of guild stores for that matter. It just doesn't compute. What is all of this good for? Whats your reasoning? Do people comment like this on r/gonewild His mouth forms a bat symbol I've never heard 23 by Miley Cyrus...or Justin Beiber's new stuff. Will Spotify it on the ride home and see if you reversed the post by messing with the people who comment on the post I have the urge to go buy you more kitty ears he's taller than me and uses a smaller bike than me Isn't becoming the best player an attitude of every progamer? oh... This implies theres a part 2? Or is this part 2? If so, where is part 1? ** You are cruel Holy shit after all these years I have never realized that Is that a real quote from the Message?! Too true, but I was more speaking on the state of NC basketball right now. You are our only hope... I can't believe I'm cheering for Carolina i'm exhausted and it's only, like, 7pm Dang, they're making GTA really realistic nowadays. ( It's very flattering and intimidating hold up let me use my powers to see into the future... from what I'm seeing is... some more teams signing other players Ultrasounds are notoriously wrong this late in the game. I wouldn't stress over it :) I was told my daughter was 10.4 pounds at my 40 week ultrasound, they scheduled me for a c/s the next day because they said she was getting too big, she ended up being 8.6 pounds I'm still getting used to how you guys put the weight up there. I thought you said you weighed 178 pounds and you wanted to weigh 78. My interpretation was someone showering with a ghost. STEVE! why did you post 3 times Thanks! This is my first really neutral look, you know how most people start out neutral and have to work their way toward bold? Kinda the opposite for me. The first look my mom showed me was a green smokey eye for god knows what reason in the sixth grade Wow...great fb you have there I don't see why you felt the need to write that. Everyone knows that. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant you had a hard time counting calories like I do. Yeah, then I wouldn't use that app. Holy shit that gimmick puppet card looks creepy... You, uh...you...you doin alright there bud? Youre welcome? Wow, I've never seen this before happening No, I have no idea what RES is And why does it show the time of the video in your browser? Yeah I just watched the video. Hopefully it's not too serious. What the fuck is up with people slamming into Westy's legs though? Poking a dead person with a stick is not rude?! I'm just picturing that sidebar picture right now with all the trumpets replaced with Wailords sticking out of washing machines and tumble driers... screeching at the top of their voices.... Is this the best for lag because if so i'll do it Now think about if that kitty was mad and wanted to eat you. Holy F*** this looks so real, damn good troll stuff! Did anybody else think of *slow attack*, as in the rate of attack on a synthesized instrument? God damn my brain is stuck in composing mode... The fucking button prompts have jaggies When I say relatively low risk of injury, I mean that they take a lot less technical knowledge than, say, a full snatch. All you really have to do is dip, drive, and jump onto a box. There's no leveraging the weight of a bar, a perfectly timed hip extension, activation of the shoulders, extremely mobile squatting, or torque on multiple joints, unless you're jumping down off of a box, which any experienced coach will not allow inexperienced clients to do. I hope I clarified any questions you've implied by " People grow on you! I should get a dog. A medic without morphene?!? Oh my goodness, that looks like a nightmare. At first I thought this was Zbrush but it's not looks like he's eating a bigass spider I had no idea what this article was about and that's what I thought it was talking about at first Not only did my parents constantly smoke around me when I was a kid; my mum smoked while pregnant with me Foe doesn't drop their damage anyway. ...Good. Fking. GOD. OOC: This is the weirdest thing that'd happen in Fairy Tail if this was canon. That's how I feel if my family members hug me or say they love me Where I get most of my stuff is about $56 1/4 oz My six year old laptop is 2.4... "Bias related incident" Holy Shit, I haven't seen you on Reddit in... like, 4 months I was looking through the runes to see how much hp/lvl and armor/lvl runes were and I couldn't find them. Turns out I already own 9x of each for some reason You know, that premise by itself makes it sound pretty alright. But the execution... LETSBEFRIENDS A machine? Stargazing is one of my favorite activities, yet this idea never occurred to me Along for personal up rockets is not allowed but it should be if your asking to up rocket others I have yet to fully get into the 'Reign of Giants' DLC.. I've been baaaad. Maybe I will get to play this weekend.. I saw a while back that there was a mod to have rabbits as pets.. Nasus still gets banned/picked? This turned grim. *Dios mio... Oh my god, PLEASE don't take a free dildo from some random person on reddit. No it doesn't but...why? Next to her, that dog looks like the result of a direwolf mating with a bear. Moar! Can't really avoid that with 'face' and 'stuff'.. I was living there when the first bridge came down after being hit by the Summit Venture in 1980, dumped 6 cars, a truck, and a Greyhoud bus 150 feet into the bay, killed 35 people. Zurit is a girl? Oh men, that GTX 760 is always recommended on me. Do you work there? this is like...common sense Shake them out of the plane? I have no idea why this got down voted. I ran to the edge the first time I came into this dungeon They were normal biscuits ... Or you're a time traveler. Wait, seriously? I played through the game so many times and never even knew that Agree with you. I am a DRG but today I was bored so I grinded Chimera / Hydra for EZ tomes and in Hydra met a DRG who has almost full Allag gear and owns a Gae Bolg. He didn't even dodge Mean Thrash Lol he does have an adorable smile and... impressive ... other things... I wonder what goes he plays. less smarter how many are those? Are you serious? This was mean to be a joke, not like a real TSM new gaming house That's you at 3 weeks? Sounds fishy, you should still get an early access code if you pre-order physical edition temptarget 80? Do you play RIven/panth/Kha as AP? Pretty sure its the oil on your scalp. My cat won't lick my head if I have recently washed my hair I was going to say, if he was going to be cocky like that I have a picture of him we gonna start buying housing backed securities from wall street again?.. the crucifixion of you know who wait what.. Whoa. I went to high school with his daughter. May you be forever blessed.....sweetbabyjesus. Just like a real chipmunk... I still want a trophy Murkrow. I have this trophy Tentacool that some really creepy dude traded me the other day, any idea who that might be? I did not know that he was 70 Sooo europe is first? Sorry, What is that? I think the better question is have you not ever washed yours?? I have to clean my kitchen today., It's starting to smell a bit funky I don't take the number of lessons as a goal, I go for 25 minutes with the pomedoro technique and do 1-3 new lessons (grammar is getting a bit harder at the moment Holy shit you look just like i did at 8 years of age You are a hate filled man I didn't even notice... Oh whaaaaaaat, wow 2-3 years I thought that's how everyone ate them? I do that to. Deadpools shoes Is she even trying to lipsync? Being forced to eat black licorice with an ipod that has nothing but Rihanna's music on it while eternally stuck at a sermon at the Pentecost church back home. who the hell uses turn 1 soulfire to the face Want to hug so much! and brain damage How can you get your hand there when sitting down... I wish I could drop 12kg in 2 and a half month! They did as well Did you downvote yourself? I recognize that gamertag, holy shit. I think they were on my friends list when I had XBL. I know Varus Q can hit twice the same target, like an Ezreal using his E and getting hit twice by the arrow, so for me it was understandable his Q proc your shield and still applies the damage (Like the first tick of his Q is shielded and not the second one)... But for the ultimate??? OOC: dahjer is playing with building blocks today She's 19... What was that little skill from Buttner then? What was that little skill from Buttner then? Particul affects Non avevo idea! Magari li puoi convertire. La materia prima dicono che sia eccellente. È che se poi ci sbattono su il formaggio o_O Is the third panel Elsa at Anna's grave? =( boy that egg took long Damn $100 for replacing sights? ...dad? This glitch has been around since December? And suddenly, a wild woman appears ( WTF is that screen shot from? I'm guessing Alpha. BC's with Voidray lasers Simply being on Reddit right now affects your life as it is a social media site and it did not exist for you to be on before it existed. Why would you even compare several amateurs to OGN When I read posts like these, sometimes I feel like I'm not getting the quintessential everquest experience. And I'm not sure if I ever really did on p99 I love you for not hogging the bacon, but how can you not like bacon? Yea, but not as intense as yours First time I watched that video it hit me hard, and it still does... Six toes though? GJ selling, I wish I had your items Whoops And Double Buff pls!!! I'm eating one at this very moment. RCRN has a built in ENB What the fuck? Probably appropriate every time. The internet is one crazy ride man And me. Why post this on this reddit? But... there are trees older than what you think earth is... so.. how do you explain/rationalize that away? I'm walkin' on sunshine!! Shiny Forretress, Swampert, Kecleon, Tentacool, and Empoleon for your Omanyte, Anorith, Aerodactyl, and Inkay? Well, tacos just whipped out the flappycoin on me My friend was like dont let the kids die and im like what kids All this time I was thinking it was regular redditors doing that Did someone snipe Panpour too??? o_O Don't be Evil. Oh god i've used that website Yeah... I don't think so Death by 5meo-DMT She is a dead ringer for Catherine Tate. After watching this man being stabbed, I'm never going to go anywhere close to that subreddit. Hell, I feel so cold on the inside now Wait, are you sure this is the right pokemon? It's modest, 1iv but has the right egg moves My bank wont let me pull any bells out Must be nice What are your PL rates? I need Eevee, please This randomly happened to me a few days ago. Luckily I was on the toilet and it like... spat shit out... Yeah, if people have been scammed, it's their business, not yours. That was my team as well. This would make for interesting realignment with the divisions in the West. You could have OKC go to the Southwest and Milwaukee go to the Northwest. Or PHX goes SW, Portland go Pacific, and Milwaukee go NW. Either way that SW becomes even more of a nightmare. Funny.. My co-worker got catfished and plays fantasy sports with our boss...... ... I'm watching you I'm actually really happy you sorta kinda got that it was Satan I tried leaving bread crumbs like Josha calling the wine water and how people always listen to him sell things and how satan offered to take his cup. I don't know. man, this subreddit is exciting you mean playing in a Super Bowl?? I actually saw it happen like an hour ago in one of my matches and was like Once, my best friend unleashed 100 crickets in my old jetta. What made it terrible was that the radio didn't work so you couldn't drown out the chirps. They were jumpy little fuckers too. Always jumping on my legs and arms.. How I managed to not crash while driving those two weeks is beyond me. Joined Facebook so no one would see him Oh god, when it fucking looks at me! Interestingly, this post is not visible on /r/redditrequest, so the only way any of you know how to comment is by viewing my profile...presumably to continue your downvote brigade. Cant buff wisdom on a target that has battle shout. 9/10 I know you're expecting people to agree with you, but it's still weird to me ** I would think it would be harder to find a guy who wasn't in to gaming in South Korea. After the Did I comment here? I can't remember I had one I those! I used to play Halo CE on it, thinking back I started PC Gaming at an early age, I must of been 6 or something I love you and your sexy no gender ditto The better question is, why didn't he pick TP on Ryze instead of Ignite, I mean, did he use that Ignite at least once for the whole game? No, I imagine that would end up costing a lot with plane tickets as well A portable Steam Machine All of those are girlfriends... I wonder what other types of... hair.. parties, there are. Dafuq did I just read? Where in the world are those I am guessing you're the hat? still, what the hell. So the dog only killed sinners and jerks? What toilet are you using? wait, why do you know that site? and why do you know exactly whats on it? I feel you. I was changing super plus tampons every hour (completely soaked) and using a pad as a back up. This was for two days straight every cycle before it would taper down to a normal flow. I was afraid to leave my house. So i heard awesome things about the diva cup and bought one. I envisioned emptying it every 8 to 12 hours and fairy dust sparkling. Well, i had to empty that thing just as often as the tampons and it was so full after an hour it leaked. Bad. So i just went back to tampons on those two crazy heavy days because it's easier to change one that often. The diva cup had one positive though, i now realize how much i really am bleeding :D I'm not sure I take your point. Are you arguing that people never do that for other people? What did it look like before? Oh my gosh, I was not awake enough to watch that video Fuck. And tell you the truth I could fall under any of these categories of death listed here Who here has a high enough slayer level to kill this flying shadowwrought creature? Um..it ... *is* made up. What if he wasn't acting when he played Captain Hammer Well, last time that the promotion was available I got 2 codes What part of the human body is that? If it's okay for me to visit I'd like to come by. Are zebras black with whote stripes or white with black stripes? My sister made me think I was crazy once because she came in mine and my roommate's bedroom and was looking at all of my roommate's stuff, like pictures hanging up and knickknacks. Then she said "this is so cute, it's like she's got her own personality." And I said "well she is a person." And she just laughed. /u/NeonGreenTiger always wants ice cream!!!! Although right now he really wants some bubble tea Wow, that painting is beautiful. Strange requirements; you can have writing experience in general and know a ton about esports, and you would be declined just because you didn't combine both yet? Why olive oil? How on earth do you even come to that conclusion when all the of those body parts are common areas to store fat That's interesting. Yup, you nailed it LOL I'm in Vegas now but ~8 years in SoCal previously. Nobody else says that? I have no idea what you're talking about... ^^^^^lol It isnt at all.. its the second best option for soloing for example It's still on from what I see. And the funny (and by funny I mean awful) thing is I do live in a third world country, and seem to have much better abortion laws than the US This clip always gives me the creeps... Damn Both? Fran has that sexy mysterious thing going on. And she's dressed in lattice. The smell of the sink after you've cleaned everything up I got... a lot of things Awesome work! Are... are the chain links on that flail cardboard too? 97% accuracy?! How? ... We went to the PC That guy's gonna show a lady his snake ward that night...after he shackles one Uncle, what is that you got there? Imagine wing suiting off that top ridge. There are a lot of people with 10+ year old accounts, but if you're curious about that pet specifically you'd have to ask her owner. It seems like a lot of people have a lot of doge As a TSM fan I feel like I should Dig my condolences Nothing but toxicity today. Wow That is very odd What happened when she met someone she liked and later learned they hadn't been taught them? So I'm breaking for food and We would all be trying to match each other What? 220kg unspotted bench press. That's..... an interesting sidebar picture.... I have no idea what the title is trying to say A level 94 Metagross Something is wrong Whoa. Tough crowd. Protip: Never make this joke when visiting Idaho. You mean people want Google+? or are they No kidding Sounds a little too hardcore for a simple From Scratch. c-can I join? Lol. Why do old people (and by old, I mean relatives 40 and older) always use Facebook statuses as a means to try to communicate with you about something completely irrelevant to the post? They have your number, or they could PM you. I'll never understand... My head just exploded Wtf did you go to pre-school Fucking awesome man! Funny to see someone else who has a CIB Nascar Racing 2003 Season. People always ask me why I have it and then I bring up Ebay and they're just like You look spectacular in this look Jesus you can read fast To be honest, I never thought of that. Having the baby My penis being simple Baaahahahaha I know right!!! He reached back to pull something out I literally lol ed at the Hope that wasn't me. I did that with my glass cannon build yesterday, and my jaw dropped when I looked at his life bar. Absolutely wasn't expecting him to go down that fast considering how resistant previous bosses had been to the same spells. Thanks! I've definitely needed to drink more water, haha! Why does lifting cause weight gain, though? W...what? Woooowwwwww yeah everyone I would not recommend this at all! Ever! OP if you did this then you trust the pressure lever switch to much. Good lord this meme is perfect for this. Here I thought he wanted two different go's with her I'm also 32 weeks but I'm 5'0'' Damn....those are really not that hard to clean. Why hasn't someone cleaned that? 3D game with 3 Dimensions? Whoa. Darnit... yes! We're doomed! TIL woodpeckers eyes are angled to be directly where they're pecking People number themselves? How? What is happening behind that cat... Mind Blown... My whole life has been a lie Nintendude big? Were we watching the same game? ...why the hell does it predict "exploitation" after "self"? Is...is there something we should know? Riiiiiiight..... That isn't supposed to work like that. Holy shit. Guess I'm adopting Woah, those fancy Galeria Kaufhof potato chips. I am not even aware of them! What's on top of your xbox one? i thought he shot her and it bounced of her and hit him Who's the girl! ... Jen? I can't tell if you are actually this delusional or not This isn't real, is it? ~( .....How many times did you watch that? cos that's really senstitive and appropriate Links to any of this info would be greatly appreciated. I'm apparently living under a rock because this is the first time I've herd someone call our current times an extinction. ** Potevano (possono?) farlo nelle scuole? Just googled it. Are you sure you're at college and not a homeless shelter? > Edit2: Replace a mirror in the **company**-bathroom with it! Well. That made me feel scared for you, and pretty nauseous. I'm glad you got him out! Which champ were you playing ? Fantastic. Does that dress have a hoodie? I've never seen that before. ** Lol what happend? So when we look out super far into space... we are actually looking back in time After observing his eating/chewing behavior and how my GF cares for him... I still seriously have no clue. I'm guessing she gets his teeth cleaned when he goes in for baths. Or she might be using my toothbrush to brush them... ( I wish I knew what the fuck happened here I'd have your insurance company run the numbers for you. When I was 24ish I was still on my parents insurance as well. I bought a 2011 WRX. At that point I got my own ins, about $750 every 6 months. When they took me and my old 2004 focus off their insurance it dropped $1400 every six months. (I had a few tickets How to use it? I have to have own server? I didn't read the title first and saw an alien It was started at University of Wisconsin–Madison, not a high school Look at Sjin's comment on the picture You're 3rd person who tell me this :) Maybe its time to consider it Oh... no wonder they didn't look like ordinary Swedes I hope that was a joke Reddit is all about witty lines and jokes. The usage of smilies is frowned upon. Don't use them that much and avoid "XD, But all used games were once new Own a small handmade business with my ex, we've had it for over 3 years now. He decided over the winter we should own a store front. I think it's a great idea as well. We start talking over the basic logistics and the first two things he says are "Well we can keep our day jobs and just make all the product in the evenings." and "We don't need to pay for a build out, we can just use the space as is. I thought he was a Swede. Turns out, he's Norwegian/Finnish. I'd never have thought that. i've never seen seedless bananas holy shit I follow your page on Facebook Then what's between Shinobu Time & the end of Tsubasa Tiger? I know. It grows really fast. I have no idea what to do with it. Seeing that go by in the dark... This. I seem to remember running into some problem with it at some point where the names updated but the graphs didn't and I had to force-re-assign the name to the graphs every time with a macro I'm just imagining Gulbis in this situation. holy shit Cars(?) Ditto for me (thanks Mom & Dad !?) Well we *do* both frequent the shooting range together quite often...maybe I should start watching my back! No ? lol then why dont u make it fagget O:-) :-C :-@ Awesome! Georgia doesn't want to renew my plate since I've transferred to NY so i'm working with FL (State of residency) to get my old Coast Guard plate attached to my car. But damn if there isn't an insane amount of paperwork How much fucking money do you have Invisible privilege ? Srsly what the flying fuck is wrong with men in general. I mean, i'm starting to realize women being an asshat to normal things i say/ask. Christ, i mean just reading stuff on reddit, reading stuff on the news etc... glad to be a guy Sweet find. But mysterious? It has a full list of credits Basically...you want non legendary legendaries? Disconnected from yourself I agree - March is seriously flying by. I'm not ready for nearly summer, yet. It's already nearly 90º here Ewww wtf Could you further elaborate what exactly she said, maybe offer a direct translation? Its a tad bit difficult (read: impossible) to find neutral news nowadays and I would be interested in knowing what she actually did say ~~I~~ swim who is not me had 2 orders pending. So you also run counterspells in your deck that you can cast off your infinite mana Ugh... I thought my equipment was bad enough even when aired out between weekly games, I can't imagine playing back-to-back games in unwashed gear. I suck at this just about as much as the real March Madness Huge Jacked Man. WOW, that is actually crazy how CUTE and related to me it is! Painter aaaand a goat. WTT SOUL FOR SET But I wonder if that will delete what I've already done or if it will just merge it all together Two girls one cup 135-200. it was fun! ...till the accident 1 Hour match is it meant to be fast gameplay? This happened at work to me yesterday, some lady came out of the restroom and was like " Hey, there is a really big mess in there and the toilet doesnt flush". I walk in there, and holy shit! I look into the porcelain goddess and someone had destroyed her with some explosive hersey squirts...the worst part was that was totally a wiper but there was no toilet paper in the bowl 10k hours and still not yet all achievements With him interacting with interacting with the Mai lookalike, that was really Huh I had one drop a mastadon greatsword once Well, first is a Youtube letsplay I did, followed by a picture of someone who cut the head of their penis off Or remote on/off capability Another 20 million juts appeared on the page Is what you just wrote sarcasm as well? This escalated quickly WOAH, WOAH. Am I dreaming here? Hold the freakin' phone, dog. You're telling me there's FLAVOURS?! wait, they don't? I didn't know that was rare. I love doing that then speaking. I feel like a robot Every time I just end up shouting "WHAT THE FUCK?!" in varying pitches untill my roommate pokes his head round the door and says "What are you doing? Endless, looping gif, I thought she was creating the Penrose steps OMG I've seen a gal *try* to wear those for Zumba. Oh wow, I had *never* thought of using coconut oil instead. The soy milk is working out really well and I don't miss the creamer *at all*. Plus the soy milk is like 45 calories for 4 oz whereas the creamer was about 250 calories for 4 oz ahaha, no no i see it too now that you pointed that out It's utterly insane the amount of detail you created here. It's talented people like you that make me doubt why I even paint at all and at the same time inspire me to keep going. Wow. How can sports bras be distracting? They hide the boobs My best friend found out my username because I held a contest. She said she's going to stalk my page now Seriously Finland, what are you doing when it comes to pancreatic cancer? Oh devimon1 killed the jews? Damn he must be one old dude than. I thought all of the jew killers already got their punishment. And yet here he is redditing and spreading fascism. What's the theme/mechanics? Alternative costs? Daze, Gush. Mechanics? Alluring Scent, etc. Anime art? I dunno, it was a massive deal when a Russian news anchor person talked about M.A.D. in an opinion show, but when the leader of the second strongest party that both the acting prime minister and president are a part of (iirc) and that afaik is also candidating for presidency essentially says that genocide is a good idea it shouldnt be? > "They all HOPPED to it" Yuuuuuuuuuup. I can hear you talking right now. Oh sure... Nazis here? Weird im not seeing any? O_o I just hope you are not moving to Russia, because than i have bad news for you. Fascism, fascism everywhere! Is...is that you..Azula? geografia alle superiori? Uh...was it at least your handwriting? But...but....this is totally my get my wedgie out dance that was so great! plus the worst part is it's not in a "big" character Emma.. is an atheist!?? yup I say this about half the lol splashes. just use the chinese art My stream has poor sound quality and when Batista's theme hit I was hearing Punk's old theme. I was like Noah hassling big Roy on the perimeter Wait.. Seriously? Funny that people fall for this but sad that this actually needs to be posted to stop people from falling for it. I'm at 81 stamina after 50ish days What did you get? Alright this is getting a little weird cause I started last June too.. Ahhhh! It does at times. It's spooky how fast it was flying. He tried to hand me the transmitter for a flight and I graciously declined. dat freckles you are one of those guys that don't have a passport right? Wow, very ...something... esque. After scrolling all through it - I feel like I was just now programmed for some sinister intent. Did... did OpTic just win Warhawk Blitz? Oh Gosh, That's alot...Kinda Too MUCH for me.. That's like a scene from Dawn of the Dead. Wannabe badass that wears motorcycle jacket yet has never ridden a motorcycle....or have you? Wait, at one point the sheet says Wander is 1,2m - I can not believe that Huh. I wonder how long this lead will last. Then who took the picture. Well then, it's a good thing all my emails seemingly got deleted when I last checked my inbox "You took part in the bearded Wonder Woman incident of 2007, that picture was all over MySpace and Friendster. Man 2007 was a long time ago!" Yeah...Consider yourself lucky... Buy a small camera my uncles girlfriend tried to set me up with her daughter Gold would be better Only game I can think of is Kingdom hearts with the gummi ships... secret Be amazing if someone had 1B though. That's 1% of all the coins to EVER exist I would shit myself. ... But they could. You... learn from your mistakes? Holy fuck. I wonder... If we all collectively hated on racists would that make us racist against racists? How many accounts do you have REALLY?! Hace algunas semanas vi a dos personas de RT en una marcha opositora. Yo: Hah, the good old days of Terraria! Glad to hear you've been around and supporting me that long, wow, that really was where I started out Yeah, cute picture... but is that a grenade beside the kitten? That's not from this movie .....maybe a lot.... Schindler's Doge I can only say what I've witnessed from my own personal perspective, and I have never seen females hit each other or another male hit another female "playfully." That being said, I understand it does occur, it's just not within the context of my life and not something I imagine doing at any point in time Of course she has Happy Birthday he was all of them? OMG FEN CREEPER? So...he's from a sci-fi kids show in the 80s? I've been in scenarios like this. I never had a problem You want to offer me 2 shiny perfect Bagons for a perfect Feebas? The best 10 players won't never be online SoloQing at the same time. So it's pointless to even think about this it just does the damage at the end. As well as AOE to all the mobs around it when it does. They're cursed because they're gonna explode I've always gone 6/4 in my promo matches in three seasons, coincidence ? I'm so confused right now Am i the only one who finds Lilo and Stitch to be the creepiest disney movie of all time? Imagine what sex would do... I think I can see your leg definition through your leggings!! As someone who stands on their tiptoes before checking out my legs in the mirror, you are my new inspiration so then wood 5 would actually exist I can believe it.. those suckers are 10,000 bells!!! What does the NSFL means? chlorox whipes ? EXActly the same fucking problem...WTF?? DAMN DUDE! Dont scare me like that again! ... I though I added you but you don't have your friendcode showing on your flair? what the hell did I add then? I guess I should use my laurels to buy some unid'd dyes. Guy has owned one Subaru (an old WRX) and tells everyone else to not buy one because they always break. [OOR] I made what claim? What now? That last photo - uncanny how much young Jan looks like young Kevin.. I make that same statement with in the walls of the General Motor Tech center. Hell I even haven't watched Carrie or Child's Play yet not even a single rosh kill by c9... Don't tell people what we just did haha, same ..i ended up sending blizzard a ticket asking if it really happend. they were like...yep you're all set to slay some bitches at midnight..i was like I feel your pain. I look at food all day, whether it's photos I'm editing, or recipe-searching, or checking out /r/foodporn, or managing one of my posts. I am eternally hungry ...That escalated quickly! So many "Most toxic: Cyanides" But is it any worse? I dunno, but the title of this post was mad confusing. Umm, the object he's linking to is a Graphics Card. Unless you're suggesting that he manufacture his own? Thanks for clarifying... now I have to go not look at nothing for a while, and think on this. I can't eat my own kind! Classmate? What grade are you in? Hmm, didn't know that. I usually wear black ones. Still don't think I would look like a native in the UAE based on my socks though wtf Greenland I... Uh, I think you're probably a guy suffering internalized misandry? An 11yo can have a stroke? you took this picture while literally taking a shit I honestly don't understand why they care about this contest so much to the point of faking forum posts Can you ever forget something that never existed? If you're gonna replace a term, wouldn't it make more sense to replace it with something that is the same concept? Being ethnic doesn't replace only living once. You can be "ethnic" and "yolo"... I go a bit quicker Extra caffeine, but no dinosaur impressions I hear. Is.. will that last? By the nine divines, this is the holy grail of stuff that I don't have enough money for That must have been one helluva pothole! I've never seen a tandem blowout like that before No one knew that already? What the hell am I looking at here? Why would it be pathetic or gross!? It's even harder to do when SOMEONE keeps giving the crew drinks... Exactly, would you rather these people sit in the defense fleet and talk and sing over people actually trying to coordinate a fleet? Thats how it used to be and now that people are in the lobby where they belong if they want to just chit chat you want it the other way around... I hope no onion's were injuried while cooking The mere fact that people can see each other over many miles AND interacting in real time still blows my mind. Not long ago computers and the internet were a new thing, look at the world now. o.o --> Are... you... Pac-Man Wat. I clicked accept, then when I pressed A I somehow accessed my PC Are spoilers regarding his look even necessary at this point? I mean we see him in the trailer, magazines, toys... I have a 2'ft tall version of him right in front of me right now! You haven't scouted at all They do?! oh Where the heck did you get that shirt? That was fourteen years ago... Must have been a really big deal. O_O O_O O_O There is a Wine place where I live in MD that on Fridays have Wine Tasting nights. They give plastic cups so you can walk the boardwalk as well. But they specifically say if you get caught you didn't get it from them... It's been a year since Season 9? What's their eating radius? I might try to capture a bunch and set them in a pit trap. :D. It would they easy each other? You like bottoming out? ...I've no idea how I got to this sub (I started on AMA!) but the fauxhawk caught my eye. June and Feb do's look awesome, plus your eyeliner is the win. Dose eyes I am in AZ I've been there. Peed after the show and got to the bus. I had to pee again by the time we left, but the bus didn't stop til our final destination, so I had to pee in a bottle. I was fucking flying and just couldn't make it happen. Best piss of my life when we finally got back two hours later. I was there last week and it's actually a good time if you pace yourself and take it easy. I cannot tell you how many girls I saw who pulled their dresses up to pee in the middle of public places though. And I laughed at your pain And trusted by their victims. Daaaaang you got your whole vault in your inv Is Carter seriously missing his front teeth? i´m asking myself how could someone have 13k verts allready when the coin just started 2 months ago I disagree. There's an ares with 7,2k worshippers (Leere) check him. He has about 6.000 Conquest games played Or are you?? I was able to get my coins back just now as well, but BTC owners have been screwed for a week now... can't get them out. Apparently, the exchange got hacked and the admin blames THE BITCOIN DEVS for it. Like, wtf man? damn...lelu let herself go Who is this mysterious Agni player????!?!? If that's how your cat watches FTB... how do you watch it? It was the sort of thing where I kept buying them to listen to(minus Instrumentals, that one is definitely a collection piece), and for some reason didn't realize I had 5 until today OOC: I might but I'm still unsure, I have no idea what little dahjy will sing. It took three watches and a few double takes to realize Cliffy B was in this That exactly what i wrote ? Can'T you read ? Please add him to the current MOTD list is so funny my last game i was against 5 thor the chain ult was scary as hell we could say a big bombing Shipping included might just do it for me. I'm sure it would be 50 euros if shipping wasn't included Or maybe its because like in every single time first dragon is brought up to TSM they just say it's not worth to go for it and if in the last 10 games didn't go for dragon you might safely assume that they don't really value dragon if its easier to jsut give me the red thats fine, i dont see why i cant bring it back to white y'know... I was just talking to my friend who was breeding such a squirtle... that coincidence A friend of mine was in the navy for several years and said these things are breath taking to see in real life. Iirc he was in a Nimitz class ship. For comparison, if you stand one of these bad boys up they would be taller than the US Bank tower in LA. That is huge! Where did I call for a tax hike? The Scottish shower... The flip flops are cool but the phone case.... DO WANT And there all in top of an.....Indian burial groud any one else see the spooky face in the bottom left corner of the right window? It's cool, I had a dream that Hitler tried hooking me up with my dream crush, and even saved her from drowning. It was very strange. Yes. But also, technically, Chitoge, Onodera, and Tachibana *could* all be the original girl (the girl(s?) he made promise(s) to.) So there's that. I *was* like: Okay, all 'mon in PC. Plenty of time for nap before we're back at the gym. AND YET I CAN'T LOOK AWAY FROM THESE BOXES. How in the heck did he do that WHAT. THE. FUCK. Great pics and um... great package Commenting so I can see the story; currently in the process of joining the navy He felt comfortable making everyone aware he may have an STD? if that was the shitty first... That's actually clever! If you carry so hard why are you low Silver Emoji on reddit? You read the entire thing? This is true. But one will come who is even greater than he - no, *not* the Holy Spirit, but Malcom Subban. I have heard great things about him and am excited to see what he's got. Which is just ironic cause I fucking hate PK and never thought I'd look forward to seeing a Subban in play. I'm not sure how I feel about the inception music paired with an action flick trailer What WHAT'S THAT MEAT LOAF GONNA BE MADE FROM THO? This was well spotted. Kind of funny too, seeing as the Lellux user seemingly replies to himself... What the fuck i see there is much for me to learn here… Haha yea, that was the kind of resolution I made when I doubted myself to keng long ago. It's not just quiting, but the fight to quit I just hope it's not 100% accurate Well if nuking eachother (I know China was involved aswell) constitutes being "ok" with eachother, then I don't want to know what enemies in the Fallout universe do to eachother Wow... I don't even know how one responds to that, because it sounds like *crazy-talk* and makes me think that anything you say, no matter how reasonable or polite, is going to cause a tantrum or something. You.. are super amazing Why are your tits so perfectly round? They were still mummifying people in 700 AD OOC: After reading this whole conversation, I understand this comment now.. I feel violated Bill Clinton wouldn't be Bill Clinton Um....WHY? Does anybody remember how most weapons had multiple specials that would use like 5 or 3 x of that weapon, my favorite was the crater maker on the mortar shells. And if memory serves me right it was up, up, down, fire. OOC: "I don't want to lose you felix"? Please no more "lol it wuz eezee 3 me y r u such casul?"... Different bosses are different for different people, and there's a hell of a lot of experience difference between us, what with 2 games prior to this one having been out for years now. If you want to brag about something, go paint something... Or something... So you upvoted him ...pardon? You've totally lost me. thumbnail didn't load; expected there to just be a picture of a cat. Don't think that's healthy Triple HHH still exists in wrestling? I'm watching you Takes me longer than that to install the basics of the software I use… Wait! you guys actually talk about the game in this subreddit? I would like to learn of the story of how you were hospitalized and then homeless So many Julians!! NSFW tag pls, I know its just drawn and all that but I don't wanna see what would happen if somebody opened this in the middle of a conference room or in school or while surfing the web with their parents Holy cow!! how did you get tipped over 10,000 doge in one day? Oh shit, I just realized, if you think about it, America is the Fire Nation. OOC: Isn't tea also a high society beverage? I had a nightmare once where I had an eyeball in my belly button and it was blinking up at me. Sue... on what grounds? Dear God you could kill someone with that thing! Imagine if you could sue god Duuuuuuude... holy crap shes gorgeous really cool blog design Such pretty hair they are people who do not want to be happy but just want everyone around them to be as unhappy as they are. that can stem from several things but it's mainly due to how they were raised. look at someone who tries to ruin relationships and you'll usually find that they come from broken homes or were raised by a single parent that was neglectful. i wonder if there are alot of studies done on this because i've noticed this phenomenon several times in my life. TIL that RES has a search box for the options Description from image: I FINALLY unlocked the stealth ship, and happened to notice that my current location (a quest beacon) is connected to 2 distress beacons, 3 stores, a quest beacon (unrelated), and I just traveled from a quest beacon... So.. he protects/guardian of strawberries?.. WOW WE ARE LIKE THE SAME PERSON. Weird. I was sure I added it earlier. is that....Morphling???? I've been doing the same Unless of course their goal is to kill you. Wait. Do you have a clan? How do you know? How do you get banned on /r/Diablo? Posting item-selling sites or something? Omg So SHINY! is that wood in the top of the image? I'm not sure that should be happening I thought this was obvious wait, you could get HC if you leave mid-game? I hate 3d glasses and the likes, but the occulus... oh my! The experience were so freaking unreal. The rollercoaster "game"... I could feel it and almost lost my balance Can someone tell me why this is so popular? maybe those juicy tits size 36H are better Was not in the case - it works fine now - strong little bugger - I think I was very lucky. I can't think of a character who is not integral to the plot in some manner. Rorschach and Jon are both two of the most important characters there is so I'm not even sure how you can use those two as examples. how did u do that ? That's crazy. The Bananas are a nice touch i still believe is ult is ok tbh, its still a 1.5 disable, if we compare it with Zatanna's it seems weak, but thats cause Zatanna's is a super strong champ for a support champ. well the aggro on creeps should have never disappeared, it was a dumb move by them, glad its back. Even so the game has other problems like the fact u need 300 games to be able to unlock a champ I wonder how many pics of hemorrhoids you have gotten... Wait, is this like one of those things where you tell the truth so everyone will assume you are lying??? So are the pilots Maybe it was the same person 4k gold lead for Frost at 7 mins... I've seen a Sargent key, I think 6 or 7 pins, some of them looked like all #3s in a multi-tenant complex. wait, really? I want glowy eyes on my thief. Yet we still have abortions. > On the other hand, the 3.75 m tanks have worse mass ratios than the 1.25 m and 2.5 m ones. What if he punches the sage in his face like he whacked Minato when he appeared You have to wait through Foreigner and STYX to see them, though. And yet he doesn't delete it. But, But I thought the Chinese are currency manipulators I really suggest everyone mailing TNT (either through the contact us channels, or Neopian Times) and voicing your concerns. They could've easily done this plot without having us hunt SO many items! are you going to go for the interview? I mean Amazon Why would I want my vagina to be numb? Hell, that's one of the last things I want the inside of my vagina to be! "never forget the death bongos…", seems like this reviewer has played the game from when it was available Lamarr Houston and Jared Allen on the same line 1 second colldown when throwing minions? Nah... that would mess up lore continuity. What's next, bring Abby back? What you've shown > cannot be unseen now. I like how wraith king's icon is all "I got a kill? Silvermoon Guardian is part of the Horde? I never knew that Yup, this one just screams propaganda. I mean, come on, a combination of evil Ukraine nazis oppressing Russians, evil western merceneray troops and evil western involvement in general. Its just too stereotypical He is tank sure or maybe the first magical mage? I don't know, its quicker to go via the normal checkout if the queue is longer at self service than at a normal till. I want to slap people who take trolleys in an area very clearly for baskets, who should I give you room for your trolley and why do people scan items and not bag them straight away, just waste more time picking them up again and bagging them FYI this is currently tagged as closed What a roller-coaster experience in coming out you say that like obvious shit isn't at the top all the time It is seriously not okay. And now wife is preggers and, apparently, even *more*, uh... *"adventurous*" You know what makes it even better? They want me *AND MY BROTHER*. It was probably the girlfriend whom the teacher texted to apologize for cheating with her boyfriend. Elsa has guns of a sort, and the period it's based in undoubtedly has petticoats . . . but you've definitely a challenge to work any context to the rest \^ ( Oh wow, color me surprised. This face: [** I see o_C , not He's been into it since release. He's also almost old enough to be my dad They're not more "hidden" than any of the other characters You didn't really want that item anyways, right? There's a guy with 2 dicks? I didn't know there was on okr that could do 100 watts Good lord Mundo a dc NERD. NSFW! So your nuts drop after every successful summon/invasion. That looks like Dexter just killed somebody And remotely activate the microphone while its in your pocket. Holy mother of donations Is she still doing things? They're just getting creepier and freakier holy crap this post looks like it was written by me Korean Ahri voice is fabulous looks wooden Holy what... I'm not sure I'd be able to offer a fetish while holding a straight face. Most difficult? I seldom had issues with that path, even on my first run through it > I see o_C , not First off, that's a very odd thing to assume. Dafaq am I watching I saw one that said "I need to find a pocket pussy" Those are a lot of world problems Where is the place on the picture? It looks so real ^ Thank Christ that logic does not apply to Unleash the Hounds Strange... The Sith Sense. Bruce Willis was part of the dark side all along That is some serious hustle. Can't tell if trolling Where did you get the new Vortex keycap set? I didn't know they were out already Oh god This is disgusting... but i love it so. ( Me three! Oh, thanks so much! My username is kristicopter. I only have one account. I should probably make a side account, actually you think he was going to start for Spain over Casillas? My sanity Wow! I'm still waiting 3 more hours from the one I completed this morning what.the.fuck I can't even handle this Those guys were nasty in Far Cry 3. Stupid app won't let me edit Sorry for off topic: how on earth do you have two fairs to your name? /u/specialaids Thank you so much! So much monitor real estate Why isis nice. wow that guy is in everything youtube as well I want to touch it Actually, it's a windows 8.1 computer.... What was he supposed to do in that situation Mind....blown. I've lived in odd numbered houses for most of my life (I'm in my late thirties and moved a lot over the years) and I had cancer when I was a teenager. SHIT is making me shake Just like it was 9 years ago... Oh, wait. Seriously, though, I have several of these ancient CDRWs and they refuse to die. I really have burned and re-burned the hell out of them, and they still work... oh god y One can only imagine how big of a stall-train Kubo will play once Ichigo is reintroduced Are they sideways? wait, you don't put the condom over your balls? I'm not sure, there's so many of your stuff that would look awesome in my collection v.v Maybe cleffa? I will need time to breed it though, because it has horrible its, incorrect nature, and no egg moves Why are they cut in half? Same question here...what kind of site would send you a code and no instructions on how to apply it Not Sure. I got out. I never stopped watching you. I was kidding man I'm kind of a n00b. How the heck did you get AC=-55? I'm ambidextrous/mixed-dominant w/e with green eyes. Kumbhakarna's a snorlax? I'm logging into Solomon's and surveys are nowhere to be found Weird I was just reading that thread Not even sure what I'm looking at Wouldn't say NA is the worst region IT WOUDN'T CLICK BACK I wonder if they made anyone eat any of those vegetables as another punishments? Like make the family members eat from their dead love ones sliced up pieces? Haha go and get 'em. Just remember that sometimes it's easier said than done. Make sure your false swiper/sleep Pokemon are high leveled, or the legendary will just stomp it right when it wakes up and if that happens over and over it will make it really frustrating, The BEST combo is to find a Mon that can do both, but that's hard to find. Also, throw a Quick Ball the first turn. Then use ultra balls, unless you're over ten turns. If you're in a cave, use Dusk Balls instead of Ultra Balls.For the record, here's the general catching rate for Pokeballs:Pokeball - x1Great Ball - x1.5Ultra Ball - x2Quick Ball - x3 (only on first turn)Timer Ball - x3 (after ten turns)Dusk Ball - x3 (in caves or at night)So "special balls" always have a better catch rate than Ultra Balls if their criteria is met. Who knows, you might get lucky. I caught a Zapdos the other day on the first turn with a quick ball (in Y). That's pretty blatant. Thank you for sharing that in the midst of all this speculation and shallow reporting. Virtual world!? Buy and sell.... How long do you plan to park for?! Impossible to beat inferno without buying gold/gear? Oh my. 14m toughness? This must be an American white girl thing because no white girls say that here Yikes. How'd that slip through the cracks thats not in Western Thanalan Wait, so the second season of Space Dandy and this are gonna run at the same time!? i used to farm in T2 level, but it seemed a lot harder after the expansion (back then my gears was a little worse than what i have currently). so me and my friends started act 5 in T2 level as well, got too difficult and frustrating, changed to T1....and this continued. at act 5 final boss, me and my friend had to do it in expert level Whoaaaa I didn't see this Okay, adding you whoever adds back first gets him since you guys posted at the same time. Okay, adding you whoever adds back first gets him since you guys posted at the same time. Why are you considering the CDPP over the state ODPP? From what I hear they do almost nothing except people smuggling and Centrelink fraud It's looks like half of whatever it is, is missing. Heya, I got a friend who can hatch 1498 (you even have two with that number on the list! I hope you didn't hurt yourself. I thought it was going to be *about* the Oculus Rift. *You see what it wants you to see. Oculus.* ... "Wow, that's a really short turn around time to produce a movie with a not-so-subtle reference to a perceived/hypothetical result of Facebook's acquisition of the company. I will BECOME the chicken. "bah cock" Yep. This happens to me all to often. I feel them being judgmental of everything I do and think and that I have to try to not act as a crazy as I do. Sometimes I try to intimidate them to not reveal what they heard me say in my mind I have never seen them before Why? is something wrong in gnostic atheists? What the hell. I refused to go near the washing machine for years as a young child after a kids tv show present informed his co-host puppet that a monster in his washing machine ate his socks! It's sentient... oh yeah, in eigth grade i followed a guy who was at the time a freshman at my high school and this year when i finally met him in person I was like What?! How did you run out of time? My alloy Stans No Tubes ZTR 340 wheelset weighs that much dat mouse sensitivity To me, there is a very distinct orange rind note in the Melanio (at least the petit corona). This gives it a sort of bitter/citrus edge that isn't always the *most* enjoyable, but is at the very least unique. When I had it the other night after not trying it for a long time, I decided to purge the cigar every couple/few draws, and all of a sudden it became very warm, bready and nutty. Really weird turnaround Uhh....Red Sand? Is there a recipe for us to be able to craft that? According to urban dictionary i'm a good kisser, a great guy, and a great manslave The username of the owner is eggman51? Youre Canadian? I giant evil box of tampons Goats are well known for being SJW shills. And the natural enemies of.... trolls.... Thank goodness They broke up? Dear lord, Thibs and Lebron No, she is not I think you've had enough calories for the day. What the f.... I think one satchel would have been just as effective there... Holy math! I hadn't been able to read Sun King 'cuz the image was so small, that effect is SO GOOD What the fuck did I just watch?! For everyone else's sake: THANK GOD FOR MIDOL The site requires login for me ? What a robust season... There could also be only 1 i love you Love it lol, not everything has to be about tactics and shit - I saw. Smokin' hot, nice, women who can pull off short hair, mmmf...... wait, is that Rocky the Rhode Island Red from Chicken run? maybe... maybe not Are you see much future? You beat it without your stuff... You uninstalled SCCM? Oh shit It's hammorexia you shitlord. I think he's making a joke? I really can't tell anymore, people say the most ridiculous things and then it turns out they're serious. ... that doesn't even make sense Reminds me of The Fly. I bought Dark Souls 2 and TitanFall at launch. I haven't played TitanFall since launch. I can't taste it at all overpass tournament mappool? are u fking srs Big Boss Why would there be secret information on the way to China from Malaysia? That's astounding that they haven't come to the US in so long. oh... I've had mine for over a year and didn't know this until just now looks like it'll be tomorrow, my lolreplay wasn't working for some reason Feebas/Milotic is not gender specific. What about the one with that "thing" in the boy's bedroom and whenever he'd call his mom it'd be gone...Heeby jeebies You found them in da forest?! You have cat to be kitten me right meow OMG Golden Sun That's what I was afraid of i got this from the feed. glitch in the matrix? uh. eyup. that belongs here... unfortunately. good job? I think some of us have a hive mind . Its abm no awp/auto. Good luck, top two people have 1000+ kills with it Wait, that's a *bridge?* Cabin Fever 3 springs to mind. If it were a bag of meth it would be more like TEN! he is going south, though. All of the places you mentioned are north of SF So are you saying I should post all of those components in title Is that a normal AC bolted on the top? Oh damn. It got sniped for a Careful 1IV Torrent squirtle I do closed captioning of phone calls for the deaf/hard of hearing. I hear some *interesting* conversations, sometimes So you basically don't even take the time to get your own opinion and just watch the video if there are enough upvotes ? ^( I was puzzled a few days ago when this same subject was raised. Someone who was essentially blind in one eye was asking how Project Morpheus would accommodate his disability. I was like, "It won't? You'll see VR the same way you currently see regular R..." Why is there only ONE Emi peeking out at the bottom right of the screen? It is actually kinda creepy good fucking job man! you looks like a completely different person Sherlock is wonderful. I especially like Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock. Though I recently watched the unaired pilot, and that had me going Wtf I don't like the face its giving me... That's creepy on so many levels Charmander It just keeps getting closer You are one lucky person Wait so 12 standard units is like 5/6 pints of beer? I'd struggle to walk after that That link holy But...they're SOOO GOOD How about someone rubbing that all over their face for a start? Seriously? Might be because I'm from the EU but.. That logic makes no sense at all? So no matter what you wear, in any type of weather, you need to strap your guns on the outside so everone can see or you're breaking the law? You don't know the capitol city of Spain I remember being FC a couple of times when the actual FC had to leave for whatever reason, and was very surprised people (well most of them) actually did what I told them The internet sees all Eh, I think it started long before Martin. This question does not make sense to me. Does the power supply have to be that strong? I was told that 550W and before could be fine. *DAMN* Crow! Oh, mine broke today at the beginning of the shift You expect fluffy to kill 5 people? How did Kansas lose to Stanford What site are you talking about? TEEMO Same. "Why...why did you get a Bergeron Blackhawks jersey? Management.....helpful? I'm utterly confused. Even the creeps featured here with broken English I can usually glean a thing or two from... This? I got nothin'... Just, nothing. Wut? Do I know you? What's happening next to his nipple? that wasn't aggressive at all I like you style, I went straight to Jane too. Her favorite teacher... Mr. Hardy I have this picture ZOMFG... Do we have any money after buying all those pokeballs to get M4 back????? Delivered to an apartment so I climbed all the way to the third floor. I knock, an older lady around her early 50's answers with a white tank top, no bra and her big nipples pointing out. She asked if I could place her pizza and pop on her table. Me being a good delivery boy I did and right before I left she asked me to join her for a little bit. I politely declined and said I had other stops. I think she wanted to get lucky As far as I know it's a slang term for Canadian. Like Yankee is/was for Americans. Ah, I didn't even think of that Wouldn't you like to know I want some of those Campus Furniture, do you have any extras? I'll order the popcorn machine for you but you'll habe to wait til tomorrow for it. 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Oh god I'm imagining riding my dad's 990 Adventure through there. I'd be a foot taller than almost every person that crowd. You're close to buying this, but your flair says C720 4gb already? It's been 6 hours, the comments exploded and no one commented on how machine-translated the russian version looks Yea, where is this from? everything is good at everything [Asumizu looks around the otherwise vacant area. "I do?" Yep. I've got two things I've been holding on to that I've never used: DB9 null modem cable and a USB serial port adapter. Spent about 5min total looking for both. I found out today that the serial port in my laptop can only receive and not transmit. I also found out that the WU Win8 drivers for the Prolific chip are useless and one needs to use the Vista drivers. never? OOC: When did Felix say that Hawking radiation make the black hole evaporate o_o His other comment... Is that how chemo therapy works? I'm not seeing a picture This blew my fucking mind. How the shit is Yao only 8 years older than me? DUDE! I want that in Star Citizen! It would be funny if it was the Pillsbury dough boy...but I think your roommate actually did something with a guy named Phil the Dough Boy Serious? 0_ 13,500 myth tomes to buy all 9 books? Why does it use Cyanogenmod Her eyes are bigger than her neck It's a night of MAGIC... kilcloud city who is Moonmeander again ? 8 damage creep. From behind. Hmm, maybe? I'm not really sure. I'm just basing my definition on how porn defines it. Based on the tranny porn thumbnails I've seen, not all of them have undergone sex change surgery I don't. I'm ship-lagged due to traveling all over the grand-line, looking after Luffy in the new world, and going back to Dragon <3 at night! ma non siete terroni anche voi? Or, just sterilize them all and wait for them to die out Chrome.. But it freezes a lot for me when I upload/download stuff Holy shit! Chill Looks like she's transforming into a cyborg dayuum > I went back to the US for a visit WHEN THE HELL DID THESE COMPUTER SODA MACHINE THINGS COME TO WENDYS You got food poisoning in half a dozen different restaurants? I don't get it, why? If Aegis can handle it without GMP, then throwing in more of those storms shouldn't do anything. Me too, I'm gonna keep my eyes peeled for you whos checking money mid round There are so many Catholics in AA! At an evening meeting in midtown Manhattan someone asked for a show of hands on this question, and most of room raised theirs. I was pretty shocked. I was there with my bf at the time (non-drinker, Jewish) and we just looked at each other like you start with 10 Learn one simple rule. You can't control anything in dota other than your own hero. Being toxic in dota to me, mean you have a huge competitive edge and you expect everyone to have that same edge. I hate to say it, but some people actually play this game for fun It was very strange getting my copy on Black Friday. It was listed as Used and was open but the PIN code still worked Nichiren is a Japanese school Who is the alliance chef Hot damn Steam is closing down!? Looks like kidney squash to me But is haz sucha sweety eyez wtfcalf well i would hate to come across that at night what is that *Totally* not a newbie on Star Trek with a red shirt, then Recently i drafted lineup in cd and one guy picked wd and whined whole game that he doesn't like wd, can't play him and that wd and lineup sucks and refused to play seriously... imo we would have a big chance to win that game if he would play properly Vin Diesel sure has some moves With heavy breathing Even covered in chilli flakes and jalapenos? oooh, scary! i could imagine China, or Russia, or hell, even the cia using something like this to program ultra killers! ssd failed after few months Good review. I have a K550 right now and was looking for another headphone to be its bedmate. Only thing I'm wary about is the cable--you said any $5 cable would make an improvement... are you saying Philips got the cabling so wrong that it can be bested by a $5 radioshack cable? Ahaha. I just felt bad because that's my first time even drawing that part of a girl ..you only got .11 RDD? Maybe he dropped his iPad You mean there's actually an end to it? i was really surprised took me 3 days to get 6 and the others i got in 1 day Whaaa... anyone else notice how the bottom text is like iN the grass.. :) They appreciated the sacrifice, I'm still waiting for my beers Wait, Twitch.tv got a servers here in Prague ? This looks like a form letter... Wonder how many of these they send My buddy (who's like 20), has an uncle who's 13. Gramma been getting her some. I also have a westie, and similar rug. I don't want to start anything. Just annoying something I worked on for a while was ripped and I wasn't given credit. For some reason, for me it opens TweetDeck.. Does Portland have a reputation I'm not aware of? The look on that guy's face... ........... How do you suppose to game with that thing? Added big wall of black text To my absolute limit! Or they'll have to dive far down? ####I didn't even say anythin'. Thats waaaaay too low... What pool? Maybe the pool isn't finding any blocks? ** Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why aren't the South African Rize team as good as coL then? No they shouldn't lock it Which browser are you using this happened like... a week or two ago. there were posts about it. YOU SIR, have broken the posting rules Yes I am!! And you're back too! :DDD I sent you an embarrassingly long PM last week hahahaa oh god. tl;dr I had a great month and can't wait to hear about yours! :)) Anyway AHHHH thank you so much for the Garland!! The NC card prizes this time around are so gorgeous What seems weird about it? I'll take the sagittarius bow for the butterfly wall, K.K. Island, mermaid statue, modern wood clock, and pharoah's outfit. Seriously.. how the fuck did you know what i was having for dinner? Tarek Rached looks amazing for someone whos been in a fight. The Wolak picture is a "flattering" one considering how he looked after the first Rodriguez fight Men are the only members who count gimme a moment to check internet Your friend is a good looking guy...other than some seriously weird toes. No, but it does say 128GB Hawk eyes! Photos are fine as long as they're quick, as there's a lot of people to see, and we try not to hold up the queue! If you can get a friend or parent to get the camera primed, that's super cool! also, if you're going for a selfie, the organisers and security are keen for you to stay on the front side of the tables, as some people tried to nip around behind is, which makes things a bit chaotic and confusing, and people lose their place in the queue - it also gets a bit disorientating for us. l admit, Duncan and I were going blind by the end from all the flash I played this game on release? ......... So they go to... twitch chat?! Look at these lightnings its kinda suspicious that the top comment thread is almost all deleted me too! Maybe? I dunno. That is her!! Haha! She also thinks she's a lap dog. Uhm... if I said *left*... would I be asked to take a seat? Hhhhhapppy birthday chicken lickin ;p hope you had a cool day... ^ _ ^ HEHE. I dont know if anyone has told u this but you r cute :PPPP XD sorry if im random its just the way I am....SPORKS AND BACON....oops My game was weird, I killed the throne watchers... Thought "well theres nothong there" then after I completed the memories and went back there I was like.... (why is there a new fog wall? i think it caps at t90 8 year club Wut vamana is not an easy god Sadly, I think it is the standard thought process for MRAs. I'm 5'2" and wear a size 9. Does this mean my feet are big? Strange thing... I was actually looking up The Concretes for the first time just today Who is this? Why the new account? I know it was literally 40 seconds after posting OMG, good thing Diana isn't a dreamie of mine Did the water burn off all your leg hair? You forgot shock blankets, definitely need a shock blanket after this......damn I'm having trouble typing, can't even come up with a proper comment That was awesome. The spectator by her right knee...are her boobs coming out of her stomach? This is usually me if I have a beer with dinner at a restaurant, I crave more drinks once I am home. But if you're offering up your toppings, what is going in the bags? Sadly, no, But I saw it with my own eyes, He used a cobblestone generator and about 100 pistons and maybe 1000 things of redstone, which made a cobblestone house that made and built itself. Who says I wasn't on one before? UMM... That's not supposed to happen ahh... yes... fun... A one-and-a-half-year-old baller. Good trader right here! All hail google! Wait, is he back in civilization? Is he scared the maniac really *might* come after him? Dat voice I was here not 7 hours ago I think I'd happily say that over and over for you if that's the reaction I'd get! 4am? Jebus. You're what.. Like 8+ hours late? Wh-what do I have to do with this? What in the pre-show? Also where can I get a future tv? 200 odd more events has to be like ten years!!!! Looks like her torso is fake Have you modded your Steam? Plot twist, OP works at McDonalds Haha thanks man. Whenever I feel the urge coming on i'll imagine your face peering in through the window. You don't actually know what religion *is* do you? So... You burned down your garden? Wait...what? I thought everybody did that. Are you telling me that there are people that do not have a bag of bags? Oh a cauliflower bath... ooohhhh waaiiiitttt a minute... Fucking fuck. That is beyond disturbing. lol i was like 1600 total only and u have 61m made on urself , why and how? Wow! Good luck on the giveaway (I'll sit this one out), I will be sure to keep my pets away from you same What happened to all these replies EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL Should he be lifting at all at that age? OMG 1 gig in Latency Land doing 40 players! Dude how can you take that serious? So, it works 98% of the time, all the time IMAGINATION TIME! Picture this, Monfils and Simon have finally made it to the final of the french open. To celebrate their achievement they decide to spend some time on the trampoline. They both end up fracturing a vertebra and are unable to compete in a GRAND SLAM FINAL. What happens then? I htink I just vomited a little. Please find a doctor Oh shit that was during high school for me That is fucking bizarre. How long was her hair and how long did it take her to blow dry it with that thing? Holy cow 400 comments. This. He talks about 7 reasons bronze is like school, then goes on about school with almost nothing related to League at all Whole new meaning to having Chinese take-out ... HOLY HELL! IT'S REAL! ***nosebleed*** What do you mean "it needs" I know how you feel Is that bison a mod or a very rare luxury/food/strategic resource? As a 5'10" guy, that's too close for comfort How is that even possible? My emotions are dictated by the emotions and actions/behaviour of others... Well at least those I know, even barely. Wow, no deaths? I really didn't expect that. I like how he's slowly gone from 1 chapter every 3 or 5 months, to meh lets wait a year now Some youtuber. That's *exactly* what I thought when I opened the box. Science, makeup, and a card game...does it get any better than this? I started reading the book last night (been meaning to read it since high school and is it?? really that sounds amazing?? last time i sent it was somewhere around 4-5 bucks wtf? Why take out Heno? wow...94 prisms without resetting Poison DC 20 Holy shit... that was fucking nasty It also says it departs at poop... Wow I know right! Because....... wait, what? really? "no contract scam" Dammit! I uh, already did Is your account named after the Eminem song? Don't play like this against PSG ┬─┬ノ( (╯°□°)╯**O**ノ( Aaand I made pancakes and eggs Very Reasonable figures. Future knowledge. Tell me good sir, where did you buy your time machine. 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And yeah, I even waffled on Nate this time because of his mess with Maggie (aka mealy mouth little ferret face lol). Damn, one thing that always makes me are they actually related? Thanks! Its hard to put this particular one out there because of ...you know. You want people to see it, but at the same time you dont want people to have their minds blown if they hit the wrong google search or link. Im trying to be really careful with just calling her Stoneheart, not alluding to anything, and trying to keep the curious at bay with repeated screaming of SPOILER DO NOT GOOGLE. boobs. Magnificent jiggling bboobs. That sounds like a party..... Because someone could mistake the married woman cheating with a female? That is the only explanation I could come up with and it's very far-fetched And what about the soldier playing it at the time? I'm gonna assume that the perfect, black, cylindrical "thing", poking out of the ground right below the rock in the top right corner is one of curiosity rovers instruments... It doesn't look like a Cyberman at all, but still it does look exactly like a Cyberman. What is this? I can't unsee the Cyberman, but when I look what looks like a Cyberman I can't find a thing. Why is he holding his weapon like that? His favorite thing to do was to walk out on the tip of the kayak, and then, usually, fall off into the water Would really like to know what happened there. Fleshlamp How did that even go so poorly for CLG? This is one of the more confusing posts on reddit for me. Looks like a rout now. Bottom of what? Oddly enough, bot the fantasie and the bravissimo arrived in the mail right after I mentioned them Nien tried so hard to get TSM that win Resident Evil 1 scared the shit out of me in the 90's! That first zombie cut-scene 15? oo i somehow missed that 5 or 6 years ago (dear lord, has it actually been that long?) I was in the mall and became completely enamored with the beautiful teapots in the window of a Teavana. My mom was visiting, and offered to buy me one. I went in and decided I should probably get some tea to go with my new teapot! I remember I got a few ounces of Dragonwell green tea - still my favourite green. I got more into looseleaf with several of Teavana's sugary flavoured teas, but over time have moved toward high quality unflavoured black teas. Right this moment I'm buzzed on my third pot of Laoshan black Why the fuck have i 4 downvotes? Ah right thanks wow I think it's time for me to re read that book again idk how I could have missed it Catcher in the Rye without a doubt. I related with Holden so much it was scary. ... and then went off roadin' my answer is simple; why would I want to drive a car that attracts guys See now I'm just getting confused by your affiliations, Sharks flair, Panthers fan, now cheering for the Blue Jackets. How do I know you aren't just a Sharks fan who want the canes to loose? That's crazy, sorry to hear that people went nuts on you guys. holy hell, that's considered cheap? I spammed quite a lot of rifts and I'm only around 8k For the first time tK places out of T4 and it's T16! Everyone's predictions are wrong and nobody wins the Astros There's a goat simulator?!?! Gosh, I've only found a half dozen or so over 6 months of playing You're right, but the content of your post is still wrong. Or just incredibly poorly phrased. Maybe I just don't see it. Ha, tell me about. Three playthroughs in and I just found out about the hidden bonfire just above the entrance to the mytha fight in earthen peak. ༼ つ Where can I buy them? ༼ つ The issue is that you could say the exact same thing about people killing their children, for example, or their mentally handicapped dependents, etc. etc. (Or fetuses? shark avalanche "oppression Olympics"... Thanks, I hope you have secured your wallet This subreddit makes me feel really lame sometimes for not building awesome shit like this all the time I'm glad spring is finally sorta rolling around. It's been really windy and rainy, though. How is nV still in this I think I know this dude Can I use that website without logging in? What if the enemy is Hitler? Nice pubes IDK if I'd chew the dew or not. How often is a school in a dangerous situation? You probably can level 2 characters to 50 with that amount of FATE How do u even get such a small rift TIL: As a Spanish speaker, I can understand Italian really well Haven't heard the name Rob Konrad in some time The plot grows thicker What? 1000 doge tip 2-3 hours, really? I don't think I've ever done it for longer than 1.5. Perhaps I should be nicer to my oven I seriously read this meme and wondered if it was possible that I posted it myself whilst drinking. I used to do the exact same thing and I'm also 24 I'll never look at Bill Murray the same way again The second I heard the melody on the second song I was like "*He DT'ed that?! Oh shit, I didn't even notice the number of rounds in the stacks ok, you can order the cardboard furniture! Thanks couch! Also, TIL I am apparently a nice person are... are you gonna buy it? Man, I can't believe the 3DS is 3 years old. I didn't realize I got one 2 years after release. I'm playing less because g3 railgun challenge is annoying and I hate that weapon. Also unlike normally, I feel that more I play, more I suck at the game I've never seen this effect either! Why is this gif so smooth? Top Selling plug-in electric car in the U.S. if what I'm reading is current. Our boys are getting neutered on the 9th so they still spray as well. It really is impressive the range they have on them. I believe in some sort of cable management and making sure it looks nice, but the extend of what people do on /r/CableManagement is insane holy shit, I never saw it work before Jeez...so many "In MY country we don't tip. 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I wonder if we're thinking of the same person ~~Wait, what's your town name? Your flair just disappeared for some really weird reason Que estas tratando de insinuar? Huh...like the exact same thing happened at my school. Weird... Seriously are Are you calling me a liar? Every NA ADC has a picture of Balls What build? This thing is as stock as my socks I'M GETTING ALL MY HAIR SHAVED OFF TOMORROW Those nipples Am I the only one that tried to click the end battle button in that picture...? that camera is freaking amazing! oh, didnt recognize you found that funny, i thought you were ashamed of it. just wanted to give some confidence I will never hear his code name the same way again. The yellow one doesn't work for me. And I don't understand why you skipped Kaioken for Super Saiyan kid Goku, but still put that before Oozaru form. why is that? Can I play too ? How do you know my name But yours isn't? > What is Szczshiteny's record against the Top teams? the thing is you can't cash out your steam wallet and he's certainly not buying 5k of steam games in his life time That's the first video in a while that just made my jaw drop The first reply... Why the heck did they add engine noises to the Model S! Hard to say, trance songs are all so long with those huge ambient breaks. Tracks anywhere from 6-10minutes He's never bitched about it to me once I began habitually clicking the winch as soon as I could on re-playthroughs That's why he wanted it so bad Just got chills thinking about it There's people who do this without comp cape A "severe" boob fetish? What is so severe about it? The fact that they have audio casettes in thei prooducts page still wigs me out I wonder what spring training was for. Holy shit! I actually have that condition and never knew it Oh well that's useful hi, where do you find all of this info I think I saw an episode about this on "Deadly Women"... just tuned in to the game, wow look at that score You truly are always on reddit aren't you? Σ( I'd suggest that it's more akin to a gun to the head of the business, whereby the customer has all of the power regardless of what actually happened. The business is required to respond or else a torch wielding mob might appear.... Because 8 percent is a huge majority? check out her other videos too. Were you playing on custom servers? Could explain the tank. holy damn lol actually really sick Someone should make this mod When did Strava's color scheme change? My mom has that exact figure in my house... Learned cursive at a Montessori preschool and kindergarten, then go to first grade at a public school. Some cunty old woman pulls me aside one day and tells me, "You can't use cursive until everyone learns it because it might make them feel bad that they don't know how." We didn't start the cursive alphabet until 3/4 through second grade. Mans you really need to balance pantheon like hindu has 2 goddes out of 13 gods O_o and mayan one goddes out of ten gods Those are mine They gave you season 3 for free That was difficult to watch plus the fact that it was on fox.... I Uh......hmmm..... mfw I realized rick's example of the bunny trap was a metaphor for the train tracks ( I met a girl who thought that it just clanged around, dingaling, like the clapper of a bell, whenever a guy walked around. She also thought guys sat on their penises like dogs sit on their tails. Noooo! Don't kill Tyrael What? what is flowstone wait...there's a 4? Yeah, I have some concerns about it too. The "rules" we have to follow on the camp are a prison worthy. They have managed to get it to 8 pages.. ... A 30 minute build video? the stream bones me But... Merk was there to fuck over Rambo My face when I scroll down and see the dog sitting there: Myself. Still waiting for the 'popular' bit to kick in though ... Was that a Hellfire quote? or IS she? Did.....did you say.. Scrotum lamps? How did you get this now its 95k? i thought u sold it for 93k yesterday and buying for 90-91k? I downvote you, but just because you're wrong. I tanked with a 2handed the whole game. Cleave morhped to brawler, uppercut morphed to dizzying swing gives you 20% less dmg done on mob, damage shield on self, take taunt from undaunted (which you get way faster than most people are making it out). You can also reduce block cost via heavy, healing recieved, etc. You can tank just fine with a 2 hander That sounds weirdly effective I... I hadn't realized that the female Wizard is Azula. I'm pretty damn screwed. All that's to my right is a poster hanging on the wall...maybe I could use a thumbtack? It always says there's zero though wow Yeah. Can't tell if double troll or triple troll... Seriously. Was watching this with my mild, jolly Asian mother and she was like "I would do the exact same thing if anyone messed with you guys" with real intensity SHould I be concerned with a post that starts with a laugh like that? Ah... Det har jag missat. Det känns ju väldigt onödigt. Wow. There seems to be a lot of that. Death Threats ? Woa ! I think that it's a lil bit extreme to death threat them for that! You can't be serious when you're willing to give away the whole Onion set for free? Am I the only one that thinks it looks oily and not dewy? Wait what? 25% of Caps' games have ended in shootouts? ... A cow way less people than I thought there'd be, that for sure. Only 1 full campaign, and the others empty? I'd be interested to know as well, I had to tone back my overclocking a bit when i got a blue screen of death I have Growlithes? fast tipping That lens flare! Hopefully getting off of bed rest, being able to drive again, fixing my relationship, and hopefully having sex again. Why did bed rest take everything away?! Are you qualified to be a judge? I clicked on this at school not knowing what it was wow this thread escalated quickly, 60 replies in my inbox Because they're inside you You're telling me people there think the US healthcare is better? You need to hail a bus? how are u doing alright when u are silver elite The feels man I'm 5'7 and started feeling this more around 34/5 weeks. The trick is to eat small meals all the time. If I ate a lot, I would actually puke You still HAVE a liver? Holy mother of god, the comic... I was wondering why it wouldn't log me in You just compared people's safety with street photos. dude I don't think you were alone! That cult room makes this quote THAT much more surreal and creepy as fuck. For once in this ENTIRE show, I am scared as shit for the group... The model is done they tease so we get her soon not a while why didnt u pot up speed Sometimes I just don't understand Reddit. They pride themselves on being the "front page of the internet" and usually downvote anything old news in a heartbeat. This is older than my Original Reddit account and was shared on multiple sites, on the news, etc... but this guys shares it an all of a sudden it's the bee's knee's again? And they hope to launch an iPad version soon... So if it were your ISP fucking up it would also be Blizzards fault? Is that 3d mouse? Clearly *somebody* hasn't watched much Hartnell. Remember 1964? Going to do ultrasound soon because her NST test isn't where they want it to be. What in gods name happened here How the hell do you get these things? So, do you plug this thing into the main power line outside your house? How do you power it? Never even played (or seen) this before Simply going from a 5-series to an econobox is going to be a rather unpleasant change of pace. As long as you honestly don't care, or at least are willing to accept it for what it is - Honda Fit is a fun little option that fits ( I know that there are thin people who post there too, like using it for bragging rights or something. And I know that there's people who post in fps who also post in srs, which seems a little.. Crocodile x Female Crocodile blessed by Jesus who do i gotta blow to get a 25k tip from mohland around here? God, shes perfect!! Just wanted to say thank you, I feel like I learned more about Neo-Confucianism from these two posts than I did in the university class I took on it Okay, so assuming that this neighbour person is living in your own house and is also an adult shouldn't who he spends his time with be his issue, and shouldn't keeping him from burning down your house be your issue. Maybe try talking to him every once in a while instead of assuming that only the guy that tells him to murder you in your sleep can talk to him? I mean, he should have much more exposure with you than with that crazy guy down the street who the fck was so fast TIL the Throat of the World isn't a mountain, it's a fucking TOWER. Colbert was defending native people tho Your underwear are stained. Dass die Freiheitlichen Australier und die Grünen mal gegen was gemeinsam sind! Wow, I'd be pretty upset to if I were in your shoes. It sounds weird that your friend is planning a whole wedding on your baby shower date, that's a crazy quick engagement, seeing as your due in <3 months Is your dog's name Sexy, or is your dog "sexy derping"? That was a one hard video to watch.. I dunno, I mean twenty years basically means that a person can be born and reach adulthood. I'm suprised that a appearantly rather significant problem has taken so long to deal with So, Brazil gets Olympics and World Cup, Russia gets Olympics and World Cup, then Japan gets Olympics and World Cup? Limp Bizkit..... Also, what the hell is Hoenn? The freaking Amazonian nation? Where's all the males this generation? because.... YOU know what you did ^^ ...Why is everything on www.twitchplayspokemon.org upside down...? As another single mom, I agree. Especially when your child is a toddler. I could understand if it haunted you where you couldn't sleep, but making you sleep better? hey - really sorry for the late reply :( I've got your Skrelp ready but haven't had any luck with breeding a female HA Lapras for ya. I just checked your timezone and I can see it's nearing 1am Whats that blue thing about the teleport tab? I've never seen it Ooooo... That's good Squishy... Thank Jesus for magnets But Apostrochu is a female; does that means she's a reverse trap? I WANT IT IN MY MOUF Holy shit, you're right Please explain your username How is that even possible? 50 I am a Pig Did not expect to log onto Reddit and see my last name in the title of a post. they are pretty awesome! I am trying to work out if as a male "girlgamer" if it would suit me = P despite it being pretty cutesy it is Pokemon! I need someone to buy this for as a gift OP didn't say that McDoanlds puts pork in the McRib... only that they manipulate pork prices It was a great episode I also got rather baked and watched it xD I wonder how next seasons going to start Seasons now cost more and more for some unknown reason. It costed 300 B and I left for a while and now they cost 85 T...they seem to double every now and then for no reason Ohhh man that was really cutting it close How on earth can somebody know you are splitting? Ummmm very easily? maybe i'm wrong but the last league you mentioned sounds more miserable than the first one you mentioned... It has 111 upvotes at this time. What else could happen So Wykr is Icefrog? Maybe worth mentioning that Russia is behind on development and stuck Olympians in crummy hotels and IS ACTIVELY INVADING OTHER COUNTRIES Why is there a stepping stool built into it? Also, how tall is this dog? ALL OF THE AWESOME SNUGGLE CUDDLEY TYPE THINGAMAJIGGERS She was 4 in 1988. ...Quest Clear Do you....eat pork? Nah, I think he does it in hand-to-hand combat. He beats on them a bit before doing a crazy wall run thing, then snaps their neck His head is so tiny compared to his body "The world is soooooooo big" I must have you Oh my god, 161 more losses to sit through Jordan Carver? Does Courtney even have any body hair?? Where does it go? I didn't realize there were so many pro games in a month One hour. Is that a record for fastest add-on update or something? DAE think that his dick was to the side behind her head or something, and then go Jinx has been out for 10 months already There's...there's so much hair To be fair, this advertisement would have been effective as fuck. That would be an epic orgy! Oh gods alive. Holy cow, this sounds just like my Nmom So i'm not the only one? I was playing with my hair today and came away green handed! My colleagues call it dodgy-coin. it's almost funny enough to be cute. What did you swatch over? The white looks super opaque and creamy like a white color tatoo, while it's more sheer on VDC's website Holy shit that's so true... OOC: When did Mizune become your student I use a bought version. My parents got me it as a Christmas present but now that I'm looking at the prices, I'm hoping that I become the next Martin Garrix to repay them What? So the horses are sitting on the dorfs? nothing notable? first, they are extremely secretive so obviously their activities are not going to be public, second, the very first part of this article shows that the break the law by illegally hiring someone who they brought in via student visa to their university and paying that person less than minimum wage... I'm really curious how this is going to pan out, but have no clue right now. True? False? Who can say at the moment. No need to feel sorry. This person can say anything he likes and attempt to make it sound like he is trying to "liberate" the female exmuslims, but one only needs to look at his post history. The first thing that struck me was that he is a member for 1 year but has so few points...then you start looking at all the comments he has made Her face doesn't match her neck. I will research this further and possibly attempt it, but not till April 2. My cat did not work I am having one thrown for me! I was weirded out by the whole massive crush of only ladies thing, personally. ** Just curious, are these meant to be fake tips? love those pants > I dunno, I mean twenty years basically means that a person can be born and reach adulthood. I'm suprised that a appearantly rather significant problem has taken so long to deal with Yea Haha, I finally found a game 12 mins late That is weird. I wonder what would have happened if Bill O'Reilly did the interview Did you guys forget about the river of wine 1 Rpm ... You're allergic to **trees**? This is an oddity that completely mystifies me, but in large parts of the US, people call them "emergency" brakes. I am thinking these are parts where automatics are normal. They just put it in park... Is that seriously how it's spelled? So Dumbledore is actually a girl, my whole life is a lie.. I am convinced that I have abnormally smooth digestion. Those were bosses? or ... if someone has an uncontrollable bowl movement in your bubble bath. ... How Also, holy shit @ every single driver on that road, including the car filming Porn would get so much more interesting haha true ;) but i was shocked how did i do it :D so i just stopped there and was like wtf Didn't even know it was a rare drop. Got it on my first clear on Friday looks like tae sica and fany in one person. For a second there I thought this was in the data center I work for... But even that is bad compared to our server bays. Holygobbledygook, so your friend's family earn *more* than 50 million IDR/month/person. Wait, how is this possible?? The dems keep telling us voter fraud doesn't really exist But that's TOO human! 500miles a week?? Why is everyone Zuckerberg (> How do I know YOU aren't Jon Paula? Holy shit Lex Arson Whoa. How the hell would that work when you look at it from another angle? TESTING Oh my Well I'll be damned What the actual fuck Took about 3 minutes for me i would play the.. 'huh' 'what happened' ' oh i didnt even know that' with this face Well she wasn't as enthusiastic as two kids getting a video game on Christmas morning, but happy I would be searching for a new job When I bought my everyday dishes, which are plain white and can be dressed up to do fancy meals with linens/chargers/etc, I went all-out and got enough for 16. This was a good plan, because we had 14 at Thanksgiving last year. riven x lux pls someone else get this? I noticed it in the picture where he has his arms around like 6 of you.. like, those are some long arms, he must be tall What a weird April fools joke I don't think he spends any. Computers seem to be more Sarah's thing than his. If he did get on he'd be insane to google himself with all the shipping stories and art. He probably wouldn't ever come out from under the bed again. It was a beetle, and I only remember because Hermione trapped her in a magical jar and... I don't remember her ever letting Rita out except for like one time. The Vel koz buff 0 vision from All HOLY FUCK I didn't know there are matches played today and thought this topic is a prank How could you downvote this. only 80% like it? I think you win creepiest Nmom in this instance. I'm pretty sure a haunted mansion would've been less creepy than a compound of old railroad cars I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of all that Q damage. But if you're queer, pairing probably works the same way whether you're bi or queer... The filename ends with end... and it's not even a jpg... April fools? She look like to have a double chin now The mist form doesnt, but the morphed mist form does actually grant invisibility (according to tool tip) thats what i was talking about. I agree though, its doable, but i dont think its the most effective. considering everyone can stealth, why not go templar/vamp, 2h weapon with heavy armor. way more perks, way less cons, and heals Hey, thanks for checking in on me! Food-wise I'm doing awesome. April fools wise? not so much..... I mean AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that trick was SO FUNNY. So then you agree that it's asinine to wash the character devolution of Barney stinson into about 4-5 minutes. It's like we watched two COMPLETELY different shows. How can you be okay with them just trashing barney's character for ONE PLOT PURPOSE. Since when do we have snails in the game? One of the old ones that took a floppy disk Is FCB playing without a striker? wow, apparently the mods over at /r/southpaws don't use thumbnails... that really causes some havoc with their link listing. What the hell is muggy the buggy Wait wait. Wasn't his post an april fools joke? He was serious? Oh my. Never said it was a bad thing....I just miss these changes. its like 16 seconds which is further reduced by his q.... which is 0 second cd if you keep hitting it I just wanna say that you've confused me what about that really fat girl when you've had one too many I mostly like to stay at range.... whenever I get close to an enemy bad things tend to happen lol. I'm really awful at pvp as well because people tend to just run up to me, and I panic hah. But I was thinking about trying dual wielding.. eh, I would miss my shield. I'll eventually get to it I suppose I fucking LOVE direwolves Wow que site mais horrendo So many mistakes wtf is this suppose to mean cat mode doesn't work. does it mean my cat is actually a disguised human? TIL : ccp's log track drones attacks individually You dont? I thought everyone does that. Wtf are You doin? That's grounds for a lynching... That is 332.000 million dollars. $4000 a month?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK... ditto Wow those reviews are horrible clean up ur laptop ... elephant? Why is this NSFW? Some next lvl shit right there Wait....Ohhhhh....They. Did. NOT. ( Hood, is that you? I hope is not a joke. Wow Take a poop and go sleep.. that's what I do ...How did you land it? that's a lot of Funkos removed I am wondering what the currency is for to the left of the enchantment numeral? I am guessing this is karma... Is this positive or negative OMG what? AHHH!!! FIRE!!! Don't mention his name.... he might buy you. People's bodies "fed the Plague." Oh, lol. That aside, what shape is the explosion on the end of the 1? You say its a sickle, but how is it oriented? Good wave clear ability, nice poke. The 2 will wreck squishies with that protection decrease. Your 3 is a really good steroid and it terrifies me. Combined with your 2 thats 50 lost protections and 50 gained power It wouldn't take much... A nano second gravity failure or a small earth tremor.... I tried to find the most neutral flair I could while still being funny. I originally had them all as Danica, but that's an even worse circlejerk than Gordon. Wouldn't you be in Level Sync if you're doing a level 3 fate? You can use Blizzard 2 in level 3? Yup. Oregon, home of Doughnuts n' Ducks, errr.... Duck'n Doughnuts I can't believe I watched every single gif in that collection Oh my god, so many turnovers I know, right? I depressed my retention specialist. I would really love to see an AmA with Chris Metzen or whoever is behind the lore in RoS ... "Dude, what the hell were you guys thinking? Absorbing the mothertrucking soulstone by Malthael?!" I can tell you how to make it yourself? Holy shit! Holy moly at the smoke. Oh goodness. Yes, but in Latin, "Bacon" is "Animi", not "Arvina"... Why in the name of Jayzus did I click on that abomination? I hope you mean cold gloves. That clicking on the link takes you to a .jpg link, but it all moves. It says Lost Bastille Whoaaa. This is the first time I've recognized someone on this sub. You're the person who runs the blog with Arissa, right?? lol but look at that...he actually started going toward the basket and scoring I don't know whether to I don't know how things are over there but spring is taking Forever to arrive, it's April and its surprisingly not hot-hot Rapier Ember? Who was on Ember ...What do you keep in it?.. Do you have to be zoomed to a certain level? I saw people saying "zoom all the way in" after I already searched all locations zoomed in to where my scale thing was at 500m. Do you really have to be zoomed all the way to 5m? They sound like they were born 400-500 years ago Don't even go there, Trent. 28/M/Mine Hill - Put me down as a maybe, I'll probably be the whitest Hispanic guy you will ever meet. My mouth. I have like the same greenesque station , and then the same speakers wat did I just watch Can I jam your biscuit up? Or was their prank actually not having a prank? my dad made fun of me for falling asleep like this once...flash forward a decade and see him sleeping this same way is the s1kr an uncommon bike where you live? This is Genius I'm lemony Snickett. Holy shit. Whats my name Imagine if you said "April Fools!" as you proposed... Qojqva was Fogged? How did he play against himself in the first series? (> Lets see if this works Undead cat? I liked the pepto bismol one but I really want to redub it for him "Hehe..it tickles." ... Game of Thrones What do you want to do on youtube? I almost want to watch it....... you're canadian? I think I am going to draw this. Sidenote : according to the wiki with 40% CDR the ult's CD is 48s LOL Wukong SO high.... well... i really don't get the monkey from all sides you are gifting a murrisey? Lucky guy Wait, is that a thing on the game? Why "last"? CoD is a videogame, and this was a small event, and Nadeshot walked straight up to Aches' face and screamed in his face, probably got some spit on it, I'd assume **that** is more threatening than pushing him away. I'd definitely push away anyone who came up to my face screaming Have i been wearing ties wrong this whole time? have you seen syndra? 10MILLION BALL ULT What kind of monster puts bacon in a microwave? What the hell I have never ever had any problems with that box. For two seconds I thought that was my Instagram name A dime... for THAT?! Besides the post being pretty funny (enjoyed reading it with a smile on my lips) - how come some people (excluding the OP imo) still complain about an unbalanced FUNMOD? and to start at 1 am is pretty impressive! it seems to me that when they go to fix something they want to fix it right the first time, even if that means working ungodly hours What the fuck did i just read.. It was a fun for maybe the first half hour or so.. but then I just went to sleep when people genuinely started begging for stuff and posting pointless posts Dude. Being on hold with tech support has become the story of my life. You can talk to the bonfire?! And this is normal?? .... I know this vid was posted on april 1st, but considering last year, there's a chance all of this could actually happen No office mate today Did you remember that you once saw a picture of a drain grate while browsing or how did you find that? Whoa, something like this was in the LN... I know right? Like... its not even a good way to destroy a book. Its flat and compact, you cant squish it Did they patch it out My first thought was a mummy "Weird Beer"? That was hilarious, but more importantly I really want to know what ENB series and settings and texture packs he's using that match was the definition of rape JEEZUS That a bloody violence, what are you saying DOWN WITH HADRIAN! Wait, what...? Valve could have been too passive. They could have been "Oculus". Imagine Carmack at Valve doing VR!! Shucks, there goes my suggestion Oh I enjoy my tent....especially when it's rained all night and I wake to 4 inches of water. Which is why i will get a hammock (up off the ground). My tent has a fly that goes to the ground and is a 3+ season tent. Problem: bulk and weight. I'm a side sleeper to. I think my only issue with a hammock is looking like a yummy tootsie roll to a bear. University of Toledo? So, "Eat me" to further the previous post. Character progression is fantastic, took me a few days to realize my rogue could heal, and tank Can you see through walls with those eyes? lol no need to lecture. gave my opinion on something and it was opposite of yours. Atleast i didnt go and make a meme 15 minutes later in the same forum calling you an asshole for disagreeing with me. At first I was like ...how much? Where is the File Manager? Please tell me they included it!! What is going on? I feel like I'm missing something Lol, yeah. With the tanks I've had I am constantly sprinting. I actually slotted the frickin assault runspeed skill for a bit 2AM Denver time (MST) What I want to know is how much did they have to pay him to cast Flying into a mission in a custom hot rod jet Red onions in meatloaf? Lol. Imagine Vayne with this Monday through Friday I have a vegetable smoothie with flax seed, clelery, cucumber, spinach, kale, parsley, ginger root, pear, banana, avacado, coconut oil, and Greek yogurt. This takes me about half hour to make (which can sometimes be annoying but it's also nice to have to handle and wash every ingredient of your first meal). This takes me over an hour to eat and will usually hold me down till about 2 or 3. Then for lunch a light meal of either egg salad, chicken salad, or tuna salad (I like mayo Reminded me of Ozone's double adc comp game against Gambit.. Let's go together. I am scared of lots of things. Basically every village meant to be scary and just random stuff. Everyone's like "am ai gad man y u so scrd". I just am... But... but.,.. pointless internet points are at stake here! And I haven't played all of the DLC yet! There's this shadow of a faint fear in my head that this is what's gonna end us once and for all So do we have to deal with dolphin cloakers or what? I hope not. When I was 14 I had a period that lasted 21 days straight. I don't need a repeat of that I once farted while having sex, I was mortified. My SO laughed only because my expression went something like I'm sure he's talented/good at what he does and I just don't get that type of humor, but I've never laughed because of him Quakes are so scary I really don't understand how people come in so confidently with false information. 40 Million NEW players for LoL till 2015? That seems way too high or not? This is better quality video that I'm usually able to get from 1080p MKVs good job! (and that Ahri in your gallery.. holy shit! when did bandoliers become legal? Farted loudly after sex while I was bearing down to help push some of the cum out of me. He thought it was a queef. I went with that. That happened to me last week when i blinked while opening the oven. I think my mascara temporarily melted He looked like John Stamos... Jungle Herc? Do tell... I actually googled "insert join" and was all like indeed lol, just started watching when the game was over and I had no idea what was happening Holy crap, there's a build already?! You guys are fast! LoL why is this deleted did they change the $100 bills again? Makes sense that Misha would freak out about not being able to see: she can't tell what Shizune is saying. So it starts the same day the registration closes? Dem ashy hands Dirty? You think Texas is West Coast? Callaspo getting everything today Omg yes!!! It smells SOOO GOOD if you have a low budget as it is, why even purchase things you don't really want Why are people taking this so seriously? moon landing? After reading some of the comments here, I've come to the realization that my ex WAS "le sir" when he was trashed. Does that mean he just kept that shit under wraps when he was sober? That's very odd and doesnt make sense. What was your damage numbers and what gear were you swapping to test this? I wonder why blizzard would do such a thing it's... it's a troll I may have watched a similar movie though I'm not sure if it was a step mom . . . I got yelled at by a mod for doing so lol. I didn't realize it was against the rules I have Doom and Doom 2 built into my copy of Doom 3, would it work with that? Does that mean /u/cuddles_the_destroye is dead? I think I finished the second one in a day Oh God. wow, look at this douche bag Hehee. I definitely agree with all of that! (well put..) :). (and I'm also greatful / privileged / lucky that as a guy shaving isn't the norm for me... OOC: Oh, I thought Jory was gonna be the best man for that? Or am I mixing that up? Hahaaha!!!! Fanboys! That's adorable! I'm a hardcore LoTR fan I know all the dialogues of the Special Extended Edition lol it's like 15 hours As a kid I would have thought you were being sarcastic and my feelings would have been hurt... thanks... she's obsessed with them! I was in his GSI section just last semester... try playing on legendary diff. you stay in the cities until you can go invisible with 0 mana. Kids in my school are doing an art project that looks just like this... And there's a girl that always hangs out in the art room who loves whales.... Asumizu gives Eiji a I KNOW HIM. True. But my parents love Red Green too. And they're not the best with technology. My dad still plays Farmville That's because the human being is the asscrack bandit... Apparently playing good hockey means we're just showing off now That requires going outside woah i go downstairs to do the dishes and were up 3-0 already. FOCUS! And if another cold war came around they'd be restricted to 20.000 troops while NATO forces could go on their merry way surrounding it with however many soldiers they wanted to. Not a very nice position to be in whos jony ive? This reminds me of one of my frients so much it's weird Mature could actually be a detriment in cases like these. Old-school publishers go all funny when new media is concerned. Just look at GAME_JAM... What the hell? *** Was he looking backwards while driving? You lost 20lbs in a month? Dat third gif... holy shit that's a long time away, I wouldn't imagine? That's really good, and really creepy Asumizu Goat simulator is on steam right now GOOD FUCKING RUSSELL WILSON! I corrected one of my buddies the other day. I received an e-mail later that night informing me that, along with others who have corrected him in the past, if I do it again he'll block me online. You'd think it'd be easier to just learn your own language. Yes it does. On OPPOSITE DAY This is late, but oh well. A guy in my FYS class overheard two girls talking about the movie "We Are Marshall". One girl said, "I like that movie, but the plane crash was a bit much." That looks... almost painful. I was only 4 then. Thanks!! So gals have more teens who watch e-sports According to this I should be with Large women and cattle Wait... what? Really? I'm not sure whether to believe you ... Are you from a small town called Newark? I have an old friend from elementary school who has a Nintendo sleeve and I never seen it finished, but it started out looking very similar to yours Not unless you want to make a new account? .3 Me too! I literally take everyone out from my house, even yellow jackets and scorpions! Yep I found a scorpion in my shoe when I was 13... I used to take spiders out but now I just let them, one *really* likes to hide behind my nightstand I'm 19 weeks this Saturday and can't believe it on one hand but then on the other hand I keep thinking I have to do the same amount of time to get to the end I always wanted to visit Australia too. That is, until I read an article about someone who crashed their car because a huge huntsman spider fell out of their car sun visor. Oh he'll nope! Jesus Christ when he passed between the on coming car Actually the fancy term I was looking for was resident Um... thank you? Nope. That would be pretty messy... id love to see a Fandango vs Adam Rose match at that Raw That's almost as much as I have in the tipbot...................... O_O O_O Everytime i see that front.. Kawaii How to make a girl squirt - easy step-by-step video. Why would you not go to a doctor when breaking your anything..? Wow! u get another support? nsfw that shit yo. I hope it's an analyst. And that he knows enough russian to say "genja buy last whisper" I think I like both small and big tits. To me, just recently anyways, the nerve concentration (is that the collection of words that I want?) on the breasts is higher with lesser surface area (smaller boobs). I'm not a scienmatister but that sounds about right. There's also the insecurity thing. (Currently watching Planet Earth. Penguins, run!). I like to make women happy that's why I give a lot of compliments to women on this subreddit. You're also stunningly gorgeous... like, Jesus Christ, Sexy lady If you call that a good fight... I'd hate to see what a stomp is in your eyes Oh, sorry about that Uh... no? You can see the hair at the bottom of the pic That is a lot of HP. The resemblance to BTC is uncanny oh my god I thought I was the only one who did that There are other games? Why would you even do that? It looks like you'd like to heat me up with a lighter and brand yourself. Am I the only one who is curious to what is shitting under the fish tank????? Yeah, it's shocking how socially inept someone can be, even in their 40s Complete with evil laughter... Maybe he's WATTSON IN DISGUISE!! Do we ever see the two in the same room at the same time?! implying one cannot go to school and still play CS? That gif was sexy Seriously, you talk to eachother? Random strangers? At a bus stop? i can read, i swear yeah......my badd..... i think i shoudl stop redditing for a day Oh wow But Anuxi has great results because she has been doing it for a long time and gathered a fanbase who knows she produces work that they like?... Of course valve is going to add sets for someone who has a fanbase that will definitely buy the items, thats not bias or unfairness. Anuxi started out like everyone else, and the sets she is making are of definite quality, and thats why people like them/why they get into the game. She wasnt just granted this audience for her work randomly Can you read the time? But the day of rest is on Saturday. Hvordan orker du å bruke norsk UI? Precisely. Yeah, it's totally cool to make a move on anyone that's not married. HE or Nuclear payloads I talk about the lore People only thinks that it's weird because it's your mom you are kissing... You have killing floor on that list Which one is that? Are they playing golf with the hailstones We've been doing this since beta. Didn't even know there were leaderboards Funny you say that, as I was typing it I told myself that you're gonna laugh for some reason... I...I hope not That's not suspicious at all So, these people always expect you to fight for them but they refuse to fight for you? None of it? Really? Being able to compare items you can craft to what you're currently using seems like a bad idea? what patch are u playing on? Where do you guys find these just checked on VRelia website...whoaa... 2 1920*1080 display screens Wow yeah sorry, I don't really have any great ideas ass to why it's happening, not something I have run into before What surprise me is the ping How does Godzilla even reach the bridge. The water is deeper than he is tall Pregnant by... who? Isn't her husband deployed? Or did he just deploy in the last couple of weeks? Hell I ran across a wolf eating got to close it growled at me then went back to eating There's such a thing as good tasting water? The malaysian flight. ah yeah I was aware of the reasoning of the actual ranking, but that makes sense on the context "stronger" is being used. And we did see a somewhat fair fight in the Sisters Arc where ITEM makes an appearance (though 3v1 isn't that fair :p). This series is so broad I have trouble keeping up and remembering everything horror games... Sprog, you're going to give me nightmares....and I like it. Where can I buy complicated/Monterey blue ALPS clones? Does he have a small bird in his nose? So little kills It's in Ok, I tried to spoiler-tag it now, I hope it worked Woah, just how do you eat this? Ugh...my SIL behaves like this with my BIL and it drives me CRAZY. She says absolutely horrific things to him in front of anyone and everyone, and people just play it off because "Well it's just how their relationship is," but anyone I've ever talked to about it says it's not normal and it's not how healthy relationships are. My husband and I both agree that there is abuse going on, but because my BIL is a guy, nobody really bats an eye about it. If it were the other way around and SIL were getting treated that way, EVERYONE would be up in arms because, "You don't treat women like that." Imagine tripping shrooms in that room Yeah, I thought it was strange that he specified fish dinner, instead of just dinner. Who knows! Maybe he really likes seafood? (-_- ) ( This is the first time I've ever noticed the power light where Pikachu's red cheek should be. chicken skin if you're dutch Oh my god there is *actually* someone dressed as Neptune in the pool. wow. Hmm.. Is that a glitch or was that to balance something Wait, 5'10 qualifies as shorty for you? I am so so glad you listened to yourself. IS there a "no" button? ...apparently I need to watch Tarzan Holy cow, Gameiro. Talk about a sitter. For the love of god why did I click on /r/popping_gonewild What the fuck is wrong with Zerbia Ok. Ghetto... Because.... Hair? Seems suspicious Oops, should have said, this is when not binding - I've got breathing issues at the moment, so sacrificing flatness for health. I'd wait, but it's limited offer. Your advice is probably correct, though. Who'd've thought buying a t-shirt would be so difficult? Fuck off he did not just do that weight on skullcrushers. What the... glad you added the /s at the end of that, else people wouldn't understand 20th Time posting ? BUT STUFFED ANIMALS ARE AWESOME SAUSAGE .... VR for pets? but the CJ Blaze ones are coming out next year... Ted Lindsay has that kind of money? Prince Albert piercing. Was like "how bad could it be? I've had plenty of facial piercings..." Complexity has the 3rd largest fanbase in Call of Duty, if not as large as nV. Twitter followers, nV has Complexity by 20k followers, with coL growing faster. Twitch, I honestly see coL average a higher amount of viewers, and definitely average a higher amount in tournaments. But it all depends on who starts first. Far from "sucks", how can you even have a coL flair when you say their fan base is small? thats great. but completely irrelevant. what of the 5 other million people? A lie... on the internet... on reddit... in adviceanimals...? Is this an 8-person podium **HOLY FUCK IS THAT A SYRINGE?? Dat belly/bridge gap Why would "out of religious purposes" be any better than "because I wanna keep thinking the bigotted shit that I'm thinking"? It is ze mark of ze WHORE! /u/Morefunnorule - Thank you! :O I was rather shocked to see this in person.. xP Since I hadn't seen one up close before. *That's* what that is. I got a new desktop at work this morning and was going crazy trying to figure out what changed between Windows XP and 7 that made Wikipedia look different OHHH. Sorry lol, Dang, that's weird You make a TL;DR for something two lines long? warframe is soo.... costy. i only wanted like two frames and one bow and that will cost me like 30$ The sad thing is that theres a serious chance that the conspiracy nuts are right about an awful lot of things yeah...my bad..fixing that That looks big Hard to believe that was almost 20 years ago. But no seriously. How? You sure man? You only want less than 6 bucks for that,with shipping? Plus I don't have a Paypal nor do I know how to set one up. So what do we do? You were infantry in the Air Guard? Coraline was kind of a sketchy children's book we are winning how much did you give since the beggining? where is all this traffic coming from? We've gained about 400 subscribers over the last 2 days On one side we have in the files an alien egg textured that we can't find and to the other side no texture of a jetpack we want to find... sounds complicated and I haven't even played it... True, but the problem is that if theres a shitton of random dartboards that might happen a bit too often for comfort It isn't working for me, am I doing something wrong? ohh with the items or no items? It's almost as if the furniture was based off of the painting Mom's knife + tiny planet.. Would it be a bunch of orbiting knives (that probably despawn after the room) or a knife that orbits you eternally and then when you fire again it goes out again..? ^^^ (You can even do combinations of numbers Zoom in on that thumb. When you see it. . I'm glad the kid got up but the woman didn't? I hope she survived Ok, will admit. Never expected to see anything Puyo Puyo here That is one of the most surreal things I've ever seen in my life. Just imagine it! Your already higher up that just about everyone. What are the chances of seeing a rock come hurtling past your face imma get a meat pie at halftime Dirk doing a fadeaway with a limping ankle! wow... there goes troop morale... HUH. I'm right at that threshold. That's freaky. Time to lose some weight I suppose Not really a secret anymore since we all now know and pretty much the whole town that remained since. I'm one of five kids. Four different fathers; two lost to suicide (two oldest), one unknown(third), and the last got away (two youngest). One of the suicides was a hanging while the other a stabbing. My mother was charged with the stabbing due to her fingerprints on the knife found in the kitchen sink. Growing up, I knew hardly anything, but I remember overhearing comments made about his death by people I knew and people I didn't know and it would end as soon as I looked over. I finally asked her about it one night in my teen years and she explained that he suffered from mental illness, was in and out of institutions, and came home one day really upset. She said they argued and he grabbed a knife in the kitchen and threatened to stab himself so she tried talking him down, but he buried the knife in his stomach. She said she took the knife to the sink and went back to his aid. I'm not sure if she was arrested immediately or after investigation, she didn't explain that. However, she explained the legal process of how her mother paid for the lawyer and she got off with 12 years of probation Nieuwsblad put De Camargo's name up. Honestly, had forgotten about him. I guess that could happen... People actually buy those? Blocked his fadeaway more than twice? I love the prices, but.... specs? OOC: This reminds me of the Red vs. Blue episodes where Tex's AI named Omega has the ability to switch hosts to possess, making the new hosts "evil" in some way. edit: Imagine Evil Dahjy. It's irrelevant whether or not it's a good thing? yes I can't believe how many people don't keep track of the amount on their groceries. My fiancé and I keep track the whole time we shop; one marking everything down on the calculator while the other says the prices. My friend at one point wanted to come grocery shopping with us to find out how we spent so little yet still had a large amount of groceries. As we're placing things in the cart and saying the prices she goes "Wait, you guys keep track of how much everything is??" ".....Uh... yeah? Doesn't everyone?" "I just throw everything in that I want and then see what it is at the till" OOC: Well I sent you a message about that for your permission on it. uh oh mine didn't even show any shipping info like tracking number it just says it has shipped But... Nokia had the colours first... I thought that they stopped Project Centipede a few episodes ago, and now they're just trying to figure out the whole Clairvoyant identity issue. To my vegetarian friend, I told her the reason why her garden burger tasted oddly delicious was because it was cooked with the meat patties... the face she made after I said that Wait, are those trees on the runway? It's like you knew I literally just finished watching it.... .. It took 6 seconds to kill him on T6? Several illustrated editions of Dante's Inferno have pictures of Muhammad splayed open for promoting religious strife. You could probably go buy a copy at the closest Barnes and Noble. But then once someone draws a cartoon then somebody gotta die It's not actually happening like that. ¯\( with no car seat or IS he Orton: Uhh, why are you compiling the list of things that I am afraid of? They gave xbone copy of titanfall at a LoL tourament... why wasnt league of legends in that I swear I've been playing this game since release and I've never seen that map yet That song tho. or IS HE O_O_O_O_ uhhhhh i play the banjo Well now you got me interested Goats smell... Really bad. How do people keep them inside their home? What boss does he have to find in Shrine of Amana? Thank you! Just got back from my appointment and it looks like I'm pregnant with a gummy bear... But now you can watch it together So, who moderates the moderators?...Oh, yeah, admins...but who Admins the admins?! Totally unrelated, but how'd you get 7 flairs? The last chunk of your comment is exactly what should be happening. For some reason someone down voted you though Damn thats scary.. I think the comments at the bottom of the article on the website might actually be more disturbing than the article itself whats a tag? uhm.. where the hell is vertsquad in your graphic? Remember the Easter events in FFXI...? The horror...the horror! Jin Air seems to be practically throwing money at Green Wings, signing great players and coaches. It's rumored that Green Wings is the best paid team in Proleague Now you make me wonder what that deleted post was Lucky (that you only got one gray hair, not the crappy situation, though it's good it's over) . I have gotten multiple gray hairs and just turned 24. Judging by my dad, I may be salt and pepper by 28. ... We do AG Teq runs? Who's Rouge? Was exactly wondering about that one, don't see anyone pointing at anything wrong in his statement yet he is being downvoted to oblivion. Are those battery cables I feel like that's how my husband is going to be. He's sweet and awesome, but seeing me go all Linda Blair while in labor might make him go Jesus, dat gold gain. That kind of looks like some one I went to school with. What the Hell is UberX? i didnt know about Modus Sceleris for 1.5 year I haven't cried in at least 6 years Dear god night blades can instagib anyone in 2 skills ( is that a second butt-hole? Czech??!?!!? How does feminism cover men's rights? that was extremely fast Nah not going bang her first unless she initiates >.< she still has the Vword! This one appears fine - all the odd coloring I was able to see at first is now gone. But the earlier post with this information, "More Soka Gakkai doublespeak" disappeared ...I guess so, the chat is now 90% select spam My first saison I added about a pound of granulated sugar at the end of the boil, and it attenuated down to .95 I ... I saw this on facebook first ........ That's quite the meat saber Didn't work when the Brits did it! ┌∩┐( did they ask? bathtub e-liquid ftw! Also You gotta start a gang shits r getting real Why? Bad batch of cigarettes? ... What about taking a poop naked on the toilet.. Hahaha . . . that is a LOT of woman for one man/woman. Lest you forget you will have to listen to every one of them talk . . . and the tampon runs. you could play with that mew card ? Spider sharks. i see you like serenity Wow! You wear shoes inside? Assuming that's even possible to do without major bugs (like being stuck in democracy during the final gym battle How in the world did you get 100k doge? 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Just tried this the other day. Push from the hips. Pace jumped 20 sec/mile on intervals. Pyjama day? But... it was.. it was just a joke... They entered my home, commented on the rain and how wet it was outside, and then walked all over the carpet, put their feet on the couch, etc... without taking off their shoes. Uhhhhhhh... Again, Scully talking about Pablo not swinging at balls. Weird stuff. Aha aha ha. I've only heard of Fruity, Menthol and Savory How did the glass not shatter? Now it should be, "16 and watches MTV" my breasts don't sweat.. I haven't gotten a trade yet It's a joke. The Royal Aegis is almost a dead ringer design wise. Were you around for Demon's Souls? Seeing as Garl wouldn't even be allowed in the DaS universe due to copyright concerns, I thought that fact was pretty obvious. There was no insertion!! It was just *there*! This is nuts, this might be he biggest giveaway ive ever seen Basically tyr get's a way too strong heal + way too much knockbacks knockups and slows and free power and protections while in a certain stance and like that wasn't enough he get's a passive so he can only be stunned for 1 second which is nothing.You can already see where the nerfs are need but Hi-rez doesn't nerf him like I never saw a scene where they saw a candy wrapper either. Are you sure you typed it correctly I'll be there in a short 28 hours if I hop in the car right meow The cat has the eye twitch near the end of that Indeed, i took all of the pools on vertcoin.com. The others, I have asked here and on IRC for references - but no one seems bothered to provide them (or doesnt know I read shat as shart and imagined your cat chillin under your bed then What happened to cause this? Dig doing Baron, which is warded...Doesnt throw. Why the heck would I do that? 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Is this somehow surprising because you're running Windows RT? what the hell is a shy killer Lol?Only ww codes are: riot blitz, arcade hecarim, championship thresh and championship riven. How can you say that you have pax jax ww? Osman gone straight off, must be a pretty bad cut well...that was slightly disappointing and anticlimactic. I expected WAY more idiocy, bigotry, and bad history. There is a Nazi apologist in the mix though 1682 now those 400 mutipled fast I'm Dutch and I genuinely have no idea what you mean speaking of wet pants, the rest of the gif includes tickling a little boy Oh, God, the Obama bots are over 9000! Oh my god you look dangerously like me An AC debuff that requires a to-hit penalty to use? Except that's a 23.5 hour drive... One way Why the heck did you guys ever get married? Funny story about this is; DDP found out HHH was using his finish and asked him to stop using it. Ironic thing is, he said "sure thing". Okay. 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It's just important to know what is a compliment and what is creepy. Hahaha! For example, I would compliment a woman on a nice pair of shoes. That's sweet. But once I had a guy walking down the road yell at me: "Yeh got some nice legs, missus!" Then to my buddy next to me: "You better lick them legs some good!" So much hate in this thread Creative mode I'm good! I was all productive on my day off yesterday, and I'm in a loverly kind of mood this morning ^despite ^having ^SHITTY ^neighbors ^who ^scream ^at ^each ^other ^in ^the ^middle ^of ^the ^night ^ I was getting worried that he blacked out or something since he was not moving after the incident the carpet matches the drapes So... What... What opening do you vape through I **am** an ecosystem!! jeez man, that is a lot of playing Wut? Uuuuugh, it's gonna be nearly 100 later this week So I got on my first commercial flight this morning and wow. 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I have been, But I was restocking today so lots of refreshes :/ Er.. guess I should change my password? Holy hell man. Grats on the insane luck. All I see are cyclohexanes you could have used cheaper asetek based solutions with the bracket Can I ask why? Watch the suggested video of an elephant giving birth. Few vids down. -" is asik even real.... 23 rebounds Have you seen the STUPID prices PSP's are going for these days? Try finding a Lower Saxony A-grade for under $1,000 I ended up with Magress One time I led a party of 3 gentlemen to a clean table big enough to seat four. They said they didn't like the spot and would like to sit somewhere else. Not a problem. That's completely understandable. So I led them to another clean table for up to 4 in another section. But they didn't want that one either. They wanted the one *right next to it*. And yup, you guessed it! It was *dirty* so I said "Not a problem fellas. I'm just gonna get this table cleaned off and wiped down and I'll get you taken care of right away." But they completely ignored what I said *and proceeded to move dishes from the dirty table to the clean one* I just took a step back and my jaw dropped. I didn't know what to say or do. They sat down at the unwiped table once all the dishes were moved so I wiped it down, informed them who their server was and wished them a good meal. It was a busy night and there were many more people at the door so I made my way back up to the host stand. Later, when there weren't any more customers at the door, the server whose table was now filthy came up to the host stand and started ranting and raving and cursing asking me "Why the fuck would you move the dishes from table 51 to my table" I told her "I swear I didn't do it. The *guests* did! So... many... shapes... Can I just say this is some good fuckin' basketball? This is my first time watching Dragic and my reaction is pretty much Hmmm, I could try to learn the words to Eruption ( YAAAHH, that's scary! I walked in on a distance-peeing challenge. Two of my classmates were standing about 10 feet away from the urinal, and with a combination of pinching and exuberant pelvic thrusts, were trying to see how far back they could stand and still hit the urinal. Walked in, ...no way I replied to your comment, I didn't delete it 666 he didnt even remember being there? sorry... I was asleep thanks :) and I totally agree with you! yet it's like you never expect that kind of thing to happen to you, especially downtown at 7 pm.. #### I have a full hex shield due to some glitch were I went to spec my Jugg at lvl 17 and found I had 83 points to spend. ~<>FWD: FWD: FWD: still better than tambling! you can break a dick? ...does your girlfriend usually detach like that...? Are you asking for just a regular Magikarp or does it have to be shiny as well? That's uh...an awfully specific description. OOC: Alright cool looks like it did work. "Alright sir, we're just gonna do a quick check of the....oh...OH MY As a grad student - nobody wants to hear a grad student talk about their research is that a dude or a girl as the pony Try driving a tank at the beginning of the game with a hangover...... The longer I watch it, the more disturbing it gets. shadow uses magicka Wow, I didn't know Gwen Stefani was that old. she doesn't look it So in the end Solomon became God-like like he wanted to avoid in his youth and members of his household became estranged from him, Arba and Ugo saw it coming but couldn't stop him, the others were just loyal and happy until everything went to the dogs... I wonder thought what the meaning of being free from control is if you can live in happiness and plenty under Solomon's control and have to destroy all things that are to be free? Die Sheba destroy the world just because she did not agree with Solomon taking control of things?? And Ithunan, Falan, and her guy... I hope that their extreme actions will soon be explained I don't even know if I have it right, but since I am still in as of today, I am assuming I do. why not do the calculations with the real numbers? That beast doesn't even look real. Dat 80% damage effectiveness on a multi hit spell tho This is strange to me.... Where I live, the RC church hosts Boy Scout functions, but doesn't let Girl Scouts anywhere on the premises because, from what I was told as a kid, they teach contraception (idk if this is true). We did, however, have our own Catholic version of Girl Scouts called Campfire Girls.... But when we went away to camp, it was at the Boy Scouts camp. aaa, upvote z nostalgii za liceum Its a waste of money? It seems rather unlikely that a war breaks out, and if it does the Ukraine will lose.. good equipment or not. So its either throwing equipment at them that wont be used or throwing equipment at them that wont change the end result, both are kind of just throwing money out the window Watching you like a hawk! Peeps used for what kind of rituals? O_O sharpshooter 17 mil? He cost 10 less than Fellaini? I thought it was a girl Yup! I got 47k the other day from it Translations that were unauthorized were prohibited. Authorized translations have been in existence since 300 AD I see this on reddit, but I've yet to experience it in real life. My development teams at various companies have always been mixed race including Indians. Everyone has always gotten along and became good friends. I still go to the house of an Indian couple that were programmers on my team at the last company I worked for for dinner sometimes. ... Unable to find any result on Google for Dentist Moon, New friends colony. What am I missing?^(irony check- NFC- near field comm. Moon not so near My packing instructor at around my 3rd or 4th practice pack job on a student rig just suddenly said "looks good!", picked it up and handed it to a student. I was a bit like Damn, that dude got old Ahh... ok. Wow. Well that's just awesome. I hate uploading my Clips to OneDrive and download them just to upload them again on youtube And made by LJN and actually turned out good Ah, that's interesting to know! I was in petsmart or whatever it is today looking at all of the insects, some of them are huge This is drama? It's hardly even english How deep do *you* wear your pants? El Super Smash Bros. que se está esperando para Wii U y 3DS corresponde a la cuarta entrega de la saga... en principio es un sólo título, por lo que lo del 6... no sé de dónde saldrá I found that hes generally one of the more acceptable dictators. While hes ruthless and rather cold in his politics hes at least not batshit insane from what I can tell I love how I feel when I eat keto, I however have yet to experience this "lack of appetite" I hear so much about. Maybe I really am a hobbit TIL I'm Russian >hes at least not batshit insane from what I can tell My routine is definitely starting to look like some beginner bullshit. 800mil? Thanks for the tip. This is way more fun than using my nose. wow what an asshat. I always link the loot from chests to see if anyone needs it, and I never get it in combat Now I'm confused as to whether this is fake a sneeze or not Jesus christ You would never get your parts back if you can't control where they go. HE'S SO FLUFFY!!!!!!!! I actually knew someone who told me she did this and it wasn't gross because it was her child.... This was kinda getting to me, no one was referencing the right song *(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party!)* and OP put *No sleep till Brooklyn* reference on the title you can accually locate a sound with this? TIL Arcenio is back on the air He was just silently judging you at that time... you have the events? Thats one big thread ( Waait, what's going on with those? Can't be unread, I need a delete option in my memory. So I'm getting no sleep tonight Try the SNES Harvest Moon, where you can't plant any crops in Autumn either! Uhm.. it's spelled incorrectly on purpose. That's the entire point of me saying it. I hate when people say that. OOC: His school must really hate cigarettes. Great article... except scissors don't beat rock... I can't believe what I'm reading in this thread. Just because you people agree with him on this one thing does not make Assad a good person. I agree with him too. But don't forget who this person is just because he says something you like. wtf!? Entitled. Also, is it just or are they getting more and more dumb? I've seen some terrible grammar on Facebook, holy hell. At first I was like -_- country music? But then I was like How the hell could any PC run those graphics in 1997? Not healing, and losing all this progress, would be catastrophic... I quit 3 ^1/2 months after launch. Have things gotten THAT bad? Gaseleffstien So what if I'm in the United States. How does that make me not South African? That guy at #1 has almost wasted a year Forgot to say that she was fine. She didn't get too much combat action because I killed everything first Huh, when I was reading this comment, Spotify started playing Steve Vai - **** Yourself A little bit off topic, but how much did that roast cost you? I was babysitting this kid who did that... I thought she was crazy, but apparently other kids do it too. come again? *gets kicked in da face* Almost everything has eyes on them, you feel like you're being watched all the time Kobe wasn't a top 5 pick? Denzel... dat you? You spelled it right though i love you It gave no movement speed buff What is the connection to open source gaming here? was the same for me when he told me that David Tennant played in a Harry Potter Movie...I never realised Alekko: "I gave no movement speed buff Isn't that just a really round-a-bout way of saying that it's not "free"? By my math you are paying $53 a week. Sure, if your insurance starts coughing-up for more stuff that you need later on and you are being covered for more stuff then the dynamics of that calculation will shift, but yeah, I don't see that as close to "free". It sounds a fucktonne cheaper than if not having insurance cover it, but still far from free. Who the fuck needs 32 GB of RAM This is new, a company with a reddit account. you seem more evil and mad with power Mine too.... looks like a lot of meat there no I thought it as a camel. Ohhh hello Excellent job! Do you remember OP's username? They deleted the post. Saving Loda's Privates Better than Black Sabbath? They're under age you sick bastard You cause me pain. Half of me wanted to keep typing, but the other two thirds was weirded-the-hell-out. Me Last year...this was happening last fucking year.... Well I wouldn't let one bad apple ruin the works for me, as God knows that was definitely just a special case of someone seriously needing some kind of mental help -- but I'm also sorry I had to deal with that. cardinals just tweeted that its the largest crowd at that stadium ever. including postseason and the all star game. It looks like there were 10 Nancy Grace fans that downvoted you. I didn't think that was possible. Also agreed! 7 billion, 8 billion predicted by the UN within this generation, is a huge population to feed. The question is... what will all those 8 billion do amazing! so hot! all for sale listings should be like this one Ive heard cigarette filters catch the THC Bring on the Reapers! Nice I have 5 devices but only got 30 bucks Yes... please elaborate are you Brooklyn_ace? I believe you guys are slowly crashing my IRC transcription program... In Texas, our high schools have their own stadiums for football You can kill other people's lizards and take the loot? Then we might be neighbors... ...I think the stream down riot just drove a stake through the heart of my IRC program... wait, hang on it recovered... for the moment... I was talking to a guy yesterday he said he was going to take over RS. I thought he was joking Haha, I guess I should ask PEMCO, they're the authority on stuff like this right? Just like you...a little different! Edit: They didn't have "Capitol Hill Mixed Bag", did they? Clean up the dead and dieing leaves so they don't get a disease and if you can get the soil right they should do good. I've found they don't like wet feet and they don't like to dry out. u can fight it but then you would risk deactivation Barry Larkin has us at 3 Curious, if you're already buying two blue boys from me, why do yu need two more? I have been waiting for SOMEONE to post pics from St. Louis! Thank you for sharing! If it were me, I would have probably been staring at Nathan's chest. How come the case was dismissed? I missed a lot of stuff I'd say the same, except " Thousand-legger, they're so scary holy crap after you kill one you feel them walking around on you But... the NATO military is more than sufficient to beat Russia.. why is the answer to be able to beat Russia even more? I just ordered the steamy vapor sample pack today... I have no idea. I never cried when she was around and being around her mad me very happy for what I do have. DH let me take a weekend vacation right after it happened so I could be by myself and deal with everything. It was really strange though. She was quite upset and detailed. She knew the baby "tried to come home to our family, but was now stuck in heaven forever" Unless his brother is /u/EchoLogic -awaits at the edge of her seat- Hey guys! This is the internet, google it to see if its real or not Hey guys! This is the internet, google it to see if its real or not That's news to me There's this itch on my foot. Can never seen to get it.. Don't forget the risk of it tearing its way out of the birth canal (aka the happy tunnel). That happens. What was that Fox doing TIL I have a clone...or I am one Wheel of Farting? I wasn't screaming anything because I was asleep. We are DANGEROUSLY CLOSE to the PC this close to democracy! ( 12 accounts? I think he was actually trying to ask if I'd pee in his ass or something. I pay 150 an oz Found out it's on Hulu. How does anyone doodle while watching cosmos? I have to give it my undivided attention Does Drake have a SPIKE PIT below his room?! The hell does he need THAT for?! Does he throw fainted trainers down it?! You're still around? no sockets on that harbinger? Seriously? I'm more shocked to realise that there are people who don't do this. NOW DISNEY >HAS< TO DO IT! I always thought that a pregnant woman would usually tell a person they could do it... I never realized that people just did it without permission I'm leave in Minsk, Belarus. Have unlim with 600kb\s download speed and i pay for this ~14usd. God dammit, cost of canadian inthernet and other communications services scare me. Does your son have a mental disorder? I've never known an 8 year old to care about something like handwriting Real life Grandma's Boy Something is very wrong with the game/drivers if a driver upgrade can give you a 64% performance increase As someone who lives in Hawaii, close to a Safeway, you're breaking my heart OP. lost containers on lost islands... It was really cool. I took a bunch of pictures but, alas, I think they're lost on my old cell phone. =( . Other students who had been down there before us had drawn a complicated map on one of the walls, there were warnings like "not that way, sensors there!!!" on pipes and stuff like that. We went in at one end of the campus and came out on the complete other end (and my campus was pretty big svašta! Wtf, URF mode is still up? Did she just call him a knight? Spinning circles...spinning circles everywhere... More like who knew Valendette could sing. Yes, but the programs have to support that feature. I thought Pidgin did? I used to use that all the time. Maybe I just never logged off... Creepers? In creative? Perhaps he even got on top of it. hmm very strange. Holy shit, this is the best cover I've seen. Not to hate on the dream but... OH GOD THAT SIG RADIUS HOOOOLY SHIT Weird thing is from the neck up he actually looks relatively skinny. Total lifespan potentially over 60 years... MINE TOO Why... Would.. you... do... such..a...thing.. Thats impossible theoretically. Anyone else creeped out how to guy in the costume looks as if he has a hard on? It took me a while to find the sig radius because I was looking for a value expressed in metres... not kilometres.... I swear they said they already fixed this And, yes, I did a Dried strawberries!? That "glow" effect. Second that. I mean i had no idea there is a dungeon finder (╯°□°）╯ I did the same thing watching the Cleveland Show almost an hour before this meme was made Dragon flag is most likely no exercise for someone asking for abs workout help Yea, I want to know what these comments were. Apparently no one does. ¯\\_( SKT skins are a must Soyul: Choa im actually a ninja. Choa: ...why did they hid it for so long? That is AMAZING I've visited these cliffs. Excellent picture! No way in HELL I would hang my feet off that edge tho omg. This, I'd like to know. Oh wow. Mind blown. Arrow buttons?, when programming? Well, shit didn't look at the date I honestly haven't seen more than one or two noodles in ages The only one I don't understand is nerfing Last Giant...I didn't think anyone died on that fight ....Why does the reddit logo (in my messages and on the reddit front page) have MLP next to it...? Did anyone else do that JKO course where you get captured by some generic al qaeda. Then two other parts where you're isolated with a really pathetic battle buddy and then lone isolation. The last part was when the Capt. that hosts the course congratulates you then takes off on some chopper sky-hook. lol...that, along with an 8 hour brief. O_O. I'm still blinking I can't imagine the germs and filth in that bag. No. No they're not. that's all that I use when looking for dungeons... And clutches last few weeks of july is when i fly out. I think the 21st? Yeah, because when your using the bench, having your shoes tied makes all the difference between 15 reps of 225 and 15 reps of 245... Hello there. I believe the person I mentioned does not meet a couple of the conditions for DID but did for MPD. He was also diagnosed originally many years ago, he isn't treated for it. 20+ years of heavy drug use fried is brain, the treatments don't work so he just attempts to manage as best he can now. Maybe I should say "they" attempt to manage as best they can.... I can't do that Holy shit, just imagine how much higher the average power level of any given item would be if sockets were secondary No worries on being late, I see **all on the subreddit**. How do you afford this I'm delighted and confused at how adorable that gif is How did you convince your raid group that the tank weapon was the best use of unid tomestone + sands Not really. Unless you are saying that people think that calling protesters "terrorists" and possibly employing violence in dealing with them is wrong is somehow being "pro-Russian". Which I'd have to say is a logical leap that I didnt think was possible as long as the current Russian regime was in power How did they do the faces? Because they're trolls Im just making it okay at t1 torment with my barbarian, that damage increase going towards t6 What a coincidence, I don't know what is lol Jesus either! O_O_O_O_O_O_ Other than Giant Lord, was there actually a boss that can one shot anybody? I call mine the mudflap. In addition to being 60 lbs overweight and carrying my weight in my tummy as my parents do, I have had 4 c-sections and they place the cut right in the fat fold(they said I have a natural fat fold, how lucky for me OOC: I'll edit this once I figure out if you responded to the wrong person > I'm terribly sorry, but aren't you taking it a bit serious? It's not that each discussion means immediately jihad/crusade/quest for morality, you know... Why would you reboot just to reload openssl? The French did WHAT??? I was looking at items on the D3 site and went like Bruger Tool's - "Faaip de Oiad" ... men hvorfor? Putin? Wow, from what I've seen of Sodapoppin he seemed like a WoW fanboy that hurled around profanity like it was a vowel. I didn't think he'd ever play WS let alone think it was great Leblanc, Quinn ( In a thong I like how after hours you finally manage to get the "perfect" look. And then your turn the camera to a side view Also works with the kids... Yes, mom has eyes on the back of her head. I mean, a head on her back... Er, with eyes. Watching.... 49 days left..... Gah! Wall of text! Will read in a bit. What if we're in the future for him And if you can fly as fast as Superman or drive your Delorean, you can go forward AND backward in time! Apparently I've been doing it the correct way my whole life. how high is your magic find? I'm running with 120 and had maybe a handfull of exotic drops since release of the game. It's like Advanced Wars on paper and this was the first Zombie You can't nullify an argument with an opinion I'm confused... you selling or something? No clue. They're not telling. Maybe at play offs they will show him (or her "rabbits" So I'm listening to this song, and I keep hearing Professor Farnsworth. Heh, I just wonder how the live updaters would try and keep up... My horses do the exact same thing! They sniff them and wiggle their noses at them except the cats are like They're not quite as fun when certain death is looming with any mistake Right!? I just imagine myself looking away from the computer and seeing him standing in a corner of my room with his creepy eyes... Just... watching... What makes you think they **have** to take a light and medium? I never realized just **how fast** GT-Rs are Are... are you saying you stalk them? Why is this not working Fuuuuuck. You said "at this juncture I'm sure you'd have to." So yes. You did imply it. It's probably why you got downvoted. I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt instead and explain in case you hadn't really thought about it. My mistake 3 fucking strikers Wow that was horrible Have you been stalking me y'know, for a second* there... I thought your girlfriend was a nun I don't think we are? The thing is... the damn phone still works! My father has it now, he replaced the plastic case and the keyboard and it works just fine .... Uh... Thanks? I can *see* lots of crud in my machine. This is making me wonder what I'm *not* seeing. What was really sad/scary is that she did it with a smile. She's like an Asian Joker or something. well - i´m not that much into the CIS scene and followed only few recent game streams again...but i agree that it wasn´t PGG mostlikely - so who remains? i thought the internet was invented in switzerland? Dammit, I'm running 6 What about someone slapping his eyeball? What if he just let go of his eyelids, what would happen? Why does Piglet call Mandu Hyung when he's only 23 (and piglet is 20) Are you trying to tell me he's not the Michelin Man? Is that blood on the ground ? O_O when? when does it come out? Reminds me of Full Metal Alchemist If this is actually real it's the single most amazing Tagpro screenshot I have ever seen What the hell are you talking about? Wait what? We've actually done it with net gain and for 3 minutes? Agreed, got some great photos on my 925, as a photographer its my best friend (for now But kiwis are covered in pubes... yeaaahh. Anyone else a bit freaked out by the last picture, at the bottom of the article? Ade seems to be legit strangling Eriksen, thumbs pressed in the throat and all...great banter guys I see girls hold hands pretty often, but guys? Fuck, that is intense. What the hell is the word supposed to be? how does he make it look so easy Half Glaswegian here: How on earth do we sound Indian / Chinese?! My favorite is when you are taking them out and you get killed by a phantom and the host and then the other phantom who did nothing gives you the "no way" taunt. I'm just sitting here like.... wait you did no damage I don't get it This is one of the most interesting and terrifying things I have ever read. Prepare yourselves, the James Martin AMA is coming Did I overlook the update to this or something?! Must. Be. Updated. ( don't worry buddy, no one will know... Safe to assume we found the source of all the server lag Does anyone even have me tagged? When you walk into the bathroom and look at the toilet roll, even though you live alone? The dentist. So basically, you had no reason to make your original comment, you admit it you had no reason to make it, but you won't actually apologize ("I'm sorry I offended you... Let's put it this way, I could choose to be the bigger man here but I'm not obligated to, if you want to end this amiably the onus is on you. You seem to act like you want me to suck your dick and thank you for the privilege of feeling put down by you, and then you throw around raised eyebrows whenever you acknowledge me like a silly little preteen rolling his eyes at his parents ( What the hell is a girls shampoo?! You're welcome (3 months late is better than never, right? There is a Blaze Spawner in the overworld?! haha yeah, I guess I haven't come to terms with the reality that is NYC housing if it's not worth thousands of dollars and they only want a few hundred and, but it is worth ten times less, isn't that a fair deal? Jesus Christ, his voice Completely agree. That bit about him asking if she's gonna pay him back for the time she was on maternity leave after having their child Goodness man..I can only imagine. Actually there was this one time I was 8033 miles away lol. I was in the U.A.E and my woman was in dallas. Really? They can't have 1 Person test all skills + runes with the patch release candidate? the eyeball doesn't even faze you? I was home alone and I heard somebody walking in the house. Ah, I see now. Scary shit though. TIL that intersectionality means… wait, what do the MRAs think it means? Wait... a CVT WRX? That just seems wrong It's scary. This is EXACTLY my case. I don't blame you... Wow, did you really edit your message and change the tone? Uh. Oh man. Ageplay is a thing for me. And boy you pushed so many buttons with this one. Props to Vocawriter112 for the great script but... oh man. That voice... the moans and the demanding groans... And the end. One of the few posts that made me go oh god that last one what? How does a man like that go missing? But how was the one off the edge of the tower done? You need to run Sunbond in that deck to give a creature 100 +1/+1 Counters. ( Too many.... Maybe it is just the angle, or the cat's pure white mouth, but the cat looked kind of human here I might have missed a step in the conversation.... The thought scares me... Wow.. Yoo Jae Suk seems pretty buff in this picture You're forgetting the cover page. Kuzan's a general officer of the Revolutionary Army!!! You must have TERRIBLE Commanders Samesies. Had a ping of over 2000 for a bit That is actually an epic idea and I love it! You have to write to the delivery company that its ok with you, so yeah he kind of can Oh wow, I forgot about North Face for a second How do you know all this things Starter Edition with 18,222 elite kills... ? Omg I got a Shiny before a perfect female That remix of new order - confusion @ ~ 41:30 OOOOOOH Divinity 2 looks neat I've never owned anything Nintendo Which people? Do some people actually want copper? How..how can this be a serious question? That eye looks abit weird Also a redditor for two days....... what the hell is that barbarian build Good on ya :D although I have to point out that what you call "hips ricocheting back and forth like swinging pendulums of destruction" (i.e. Poe gone softcore? but but I like being anti social Uh... Did you misunderstand my comment? plot twist: the extraterrestrial life is god Why does it matter who has reserved them? How old is fergie? I've never heard of someone who only plays fizz 599 comments I've almost never heard of FC's with mandatory dues in this game But who knows if the monster can rip it open or not? He confirmed but he never give a date and he will be out before the end of the year sure 2x Lance, Honest + Gaia Dragon (super i think? Oh dear god what have I started?! So this is a thing? Was his name Tyler? this should be #1 post here Why this has 5.304 downvotes OH GEEZ. I haven't gotten that far yet but that looks absolutely ridiculous So back when I was in primary 7 ( 10-11 years old ), we went on a trip to this lodge in the highlands as part of a team building exercise, about halfway through the trip I went into my friends room ( rooms had 5-7 people ) to wait on him coming back from whatever activity he had that day , waited a good 5 minutes before this boy fucking sausage rolled out from under the bed, said hello and promptly returned to whatever he was doing So you mean the regular computer experience? there's no capital letters in arabic... Holy fuck there's a girl in my high school I just graduated from whose name is Sarah, has long hair and is so obsessed with horses I heard that she just recently got a tattoo of one or two horseshoes I've seen BRD's running around without their soul crystal just so that they don't need to. Seriously? 670? That's freaking insane. Yeah my boyfriend hasn't been very lucky either. Honestly stuff like this never happens to me so I was pretty stoked. Especially since it was such an expensive item But he is likely the next god I don't ever use the attack ground ability jesus how is it still only the 2nd inning? ( Imagine being a doctor and never having opened a corpse. Plot twist: It was a paid position in the first place, and they ended up paying you less Ho wowh, that's so good He just gave 15M doge to... Ashton Kutcher Hood tipped @jimmyfallon 15500000 doge a minute ago ...They have different shapes? Who is this guy and why should I care? did he leave before beth got pregnant with summer then? IT HAS ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF HOURS AND I'M ALREADY STARTING TO LOSE HOPE!1!!!!21112111!! ( It's like sexy woman inception Sup doom. This thread makes my head hurt. Why the fuck do people mine? I almost feel bad for derping that dread now... So many hours of labor for so little return just so I could generate a killmail for snuff. ....holy shit thank you Thank you! I'm familiar with contouring/highlighting from doing other cosplays and a lot of theatre, and I normally do it for Sherlock as well, but perhaps it wasn't nearly as clear or something Are we eggs? I was just about to ask, as a jew, what kind of a jew likes country? ?! please tell me you're joking What I didn't know that ( How bad is this sex that I need to be paid to have it, even part time? Thank God for the bots being down earlier My antivirus blocked a trojan when i clicked on this Maybe she's wants a beard elsewhere? And not coins? proxy mining! which is where we are going Have you checked your OWN manual? Love interest.... (o| We have a rugby team? These bears be rolling balls.. I haven't even made dinner yet Sejuani, Leona, Xin Zhao Ok you are ghost and have Golurk ( It had a GPU? Amazing! Wow I always wonder about the Verizon/Sprint/etc staff. I returned a Samsung that wouldn't charge. All my photos and messages were still on there since I couldn't get access. Made me nervous. ... Lost it at the That guy in the back... I think he wants to do something with the bodies. Are you the actual, real live, 100% genuine /u/TheVegetaMonologues? ༼ つ Oh my gosh, thank you so much everyone for the kind words and congrats! I'm sorta overwhelmed by the whole thing ༼ つ ◕ Very welcome cap! Who are you and why do you care? I see from your post history that you seem to do this kind of stuff every day, but you're not a mod of this sub or any that I've seen, and you're doing this in tons of subs? Are you a bot? ## Woah Seriously, I wouldn't want any part of my bare butt touching the chairs in my lecture halls... Our user names are the same but backwards... Am I allowed to ask you here what your unit is And who the fuck are you? Do you still need me to hatch? I didn't even see this message until now. Pro-Russian one criticizes Europe for being left-wing and socialist? I don't think it um...works...like that. QW had rail? Actually the first favorite champ of my girlfriend and the one she started learning the game with by spamming lots of games was Dr. Mundo. Err, you requested an explanation, which is equivalent to a basic lesson in probability in this scenario. How would you know that the stream goes on unless you are using adblock?? Now my eye is itchy... behind it Thanks! It's good to be back, and the NASA exhibit thing is crazy intimidating. I keep feeling like I should hand it off to GateShip1 since he'd be so much better at it! Hahahaha oh man now I'm imagining Pant Devil x Fyora smut Where is "Princess" coming from in the title translation? Ah perdão, não entendi isso, pensava que chamavam bolacha ao abacaxi ... like watcher's gift? 23 people lost their virginity at age 0. Not sure if I just laugh or cry over that one. Has anyone seen this many in a row? so far 6 eggs in a row are double yolk O_o Whiplash Yeah im a government shill, sent here to discredit you I've had chronic ear infections (usually 2 or 3 a year) since I was like 14. I've endured crazy pain and drainage, but nothing like that... Now that I think about it... All of his powers are really not compatible with water Wait if he puts a mirror behind him will we see ourselves that is a very funny comment by the way, very ironic n funny u might say. ;D Not likely at all, how would u reach up there to get the weed? Would it not be bothersome? No comment (I'm a guy). I might try it but it sounds like it'd be too much for me maybe. On the flip side, don't be surprised if there is a long gap between the next to last and the last kitten. When my roommates and I fostered a cat that gave birth, we thought she was finished at four kittens, but nearly 16 hours later gave birth to a fifth, who survived. It was fucking weird. HOLY SHIT WHAT A SAVE The guys in the second picture are chained together at the ankle "Guy is also an animal". Never thought about it like that... I actually prefer night guy now Wow that is insane. That is so incredibly game changing in a change that was initially undocumented [](/psydance)So, I'm playing the macarena in plug.dj And I'm a dude A card has an obvious impact on a format, and people shouldn't talk about it because they're not part of the special club? Daredevil in the making Been lagging from time to time on OCE but when I went on Google Chrome it worked perfectly fine Adams HOW FREAKING FAST DO YOU DRAW DUDE?! AND YET THESE ARE AMAZING!!! What the fuck? if her clothes burned off she would be badly burned so I was wondering the same thing The person that has talked to me the most (in the form of replies) would be jpg12345. I'm still not sure if he hates me or not +1 Wait, which marketplace uses emails? I thought it was breaking bad and harry potter for some reason Strongarm Bracers work with Black Hole? Weren't they on the plane when Bill Paxton said the line? The only question now... is watermelon a fruit, or a vegetable? The red and black stitching on the Pokeball example picture looks just like the pattern on my FR-S... but that's not a FR-S I don't think. What. My bacne that I've had since I was a wee lass disappeared after I worked as a divemaster on an island and swam in the ocean just about every day for ~five months. WTF JUST HAPPENED anyone got the source to this? wow I see what you did there... Recursive link Holy metroid, chunkstyle himself I like them they look good and are only available for a limited time $96 for a phone data plan, holy shit! Pakko myöntää, että käytän sanaa random i love that face i see it all over i unfortunately only know how to type this one lol That would be almost half a week's pay for me atm Phew the last one is horrifying, like making clothing out of cutting off human skin. He said the same exact thing about Finland... that it was treason that Finland got its independence in 1917... and that he wants to take back everything that was once Russia Jitsi shilling? You're the only one who mentioned it in the whole thread Huh, it looks that way. That's impressive... If this is close to true and in light of what nvidia's maxwell specs have appeared to be so far... The next slew of cards is going be a disturbing slaughter of team green Cannot be unseen.. LOL Wait, so you don't see the difference between 2 little kids "dating" each other (they don't even know what that means) and a 40 year old man marrying and having sex with a 10 year old?! Uh.... It makes it so that the masses don't need to be subservient to business.... That meme is wrong btw They're working on the scalable client now though I'm not knocking your comment, but it's kinda weirding me out that you're telling me what you would do with your vagina... Hit the wall... at TWENTY-THREE? [x] Rakete und ab innen Weltraum...ist doch eh alles verstrahlt da oben Lol that would be the creepiest thing ever All I can think of Focus is - Imagine Chang'e or Ullr with increased CC duration ... Good point I see the thread but can't post to it. Plus 9 month old comments on a new thread omg y u no has smartphone? Christ, they're still making music? GOOD LORD! Air-tight too. I don't keep my wallet in my back pocket because it's easier to pickpocket. why does it weird you out? I guess having your wallet in a more secure area in your pants is weird to you,.......weird UNLV's is like the 6th best recruiting class. Why do you hate UConn so much? So if its hotdog buns .. the pole is the sausage? OMG we need HELP Please tell me you just saw the newest comic And the weirdest. The new kittens cost X4 the amount of cookies I made so far, it will take me weeks to get it wow…. you..this is just…. I am also allergic to shellfish. It won't kill me, but I break out in hives everywhere. I won't ever eat at a steak/seafood place for the same reason. The last time I was in one was in Maine after my 17th birthday. (15 years ago.) My then-boyfriend took me on a trip with his family for a wedding. We stopped at a seafood place and they had me try lobster for the first time. That is not a good time to find out you are allergic to shellfish. ...y'a des gens qui prennent de l'homéopathie plutôt que des vaccins ? Does the crank start ever kick back? I remembered reading how some of the early crank start cars could kick back and break arms. Same, and I've lived in three different decades. You should re-roll the attack speed on the Shenlongs for a socket and use that. Your grass must be immaculate. oracwhat? I hope so! Cause 3000 is a LOT errrm, that's exactly what I've been using It shall be known that /u/bones7056 and /u/FluxNova have the gift of foresight Kah makes $240,000? Judging from my Karma count and yours - it is. Lush has some great stuff. I really like their Angels on Bare Skin cleanser and their toners. And their lotions are the only thing that can spare me from itching during the winter. Just wish it wasn't so expensive I never got that Here goes...Queen, Rush, Foo Fighters, The Decemberists, Dream Theater, MIKA, Porcupine Tree....all over the place. I can't grasp how god can have free will. He is omniscient, therefore he knows every decision he will make. I don't understand how he can have free will to make a decision when he already knew what decision he was going to make But i heard shen hasn't been popular Lol, wut? I bought 4 dozen prefolds and I thought that was way more than I really needed - unless you are octomom, I'm pretty sure you won't be needing 12 dozen dipes... That was pretty funny. I hope I don't sound like that You know I'd hook you up if I could. Wish I would have bought more to be honest. What's mind blowing is people think they're just sitting on the shelves in OK... I'd hope at least one of the FIVE SIMULTANEOUS ATTACKS that thing was facing would hit each round! I mean, he got maybe one round to double team while the boys were all freaking out, but not more. I hope. You can edit images on imgur? Are you some kind of wizard? The Lae Show with Stephen Colbert! Oh! Strange! That is actually a pretty good idea... Is your username 去死啦 as in "go die" heui3sei2la1 in cantonese?????? They are an easy target because of unconscious prejudice of jurors, even if those jurors are being perfectly honest about not being racist. IIRC there was a study that showed that even blacks themselves had unconscious negative associations about their own race. So 50 def + Armored ( t5 ) and it heals ? You look great! I'm so happy you're more comfy in your own body. :) And uhhh.....I don't mean this in an insulting way at all, but your areolas remind me of the " I just went on a break... it's still sitting there... I totally did. Brain is encapsulating this whole reddit comment thing... It's like a language within a language. What should you do if half the team is camping at their flag & farming AI to speed up their Titan spawns while the other half is aggressively seeking out YOUR flag? OOC: Good luck catching dahjer, he's a master of hide and seek, tag, and chase games. Will require 100 km/s.... Gross. Oh HELIX, we almost taught Annie Hidden Power... Why is that? OP deleted it. We are not pleased with OP. ... you can prepare the bolt? I don't think the guy lived through that Attend a family reunion. Seeing how my strategy is to manually swim to ships that Im scared to take over in a fair fight and murder the entire crew before heroically beating it in ship to ship "combat".. that would have been a nightmare The problem being that if anybody thought you had a good enough motive you probably wouldve gotten hanged anyway OOC: I'm not sure of that myself there. This image makes me wanna throw my phone, F**kin beast Did... we just kill strawpoll? 503?! They get the skins if they lose? Wat From the article: "Daryl Waltrip (84 wins), and Carl Yarborough (83 wins)" I had a friend who had a dog that used to dig these huge fucking holes in the yard. He read somewhere that the way to break a dog of that habit is to fill the hole with water and force the dog's head into it. The end result was a hole-digging dog that was terrified of the garden hose. i dont have message settings only message history and last message/news report What if I told you it was all the IRCs?!?!?!?!?!?!? They like you... until they realize you're bisexual? That was my thought and I could not think of a nice way to work it! But I meant it in a totally nice way, I honestly think her breast look amazing but are also adorably unique because of the holy shit !! i do that too No way Did i win? and what makes me thing that you wouldn't do it again? I see you don't have a Reference thread... It's just a short 40 hour drive away! I do! I was looking at Column 5 when I typed it, sorry! That is so kick ass it's ridiculous! One can only hope... I feel like that would be ***EXTREMELY*** uncomfortable... "Well who sneezes like this 'AAAAAAAHHHHHH Those hips And neither are Baron or Drake timers then. Geez ? So the last time they missed, Tavares was born? So that means the next they miss Tavares will die? It's like deciding between sex and bacon Where did *you* come from?! Asumizu is very confused and just throws the baseball bat at Brock. Whatever the case, it can't be good tbat he's glowing Why don't you watch it ? Noooooo.... is that all steel? if it is, you're stronger than you look Mind blown I just used one. Got "bloodyburritos", "heatedtrapdoor" and "breadtile" Maybe she's the mastermind behind Sakurai's master trolling. YES MASTER. What?? 5000 comments? Why are those 900k? yes, it's the name :), this mmo has many strange monsters Uhh, it's really not particularly challenging to find a book which neither features nor mentions the Skywalkers. Either you're exaggerating a lot, or you haven't put much effort into finding any other books. Social stigma? The reason I don't use the bus is because every time I look into it, driving is cheaper and walking is faster. That doesn't look real Added! Please add back :] I need to breed better Pokemon than my boyfriend looks almost like a ditto.. OMG…I just finished the Picture of Dorian Gray not even 2 hours ago! LOSE ALL THE GAMES! I want a top 5 pick. Dayum Ok, I get that "Urn" is a misspelling of "run" (a la "teh") but where the heck did this thing come from?! It's memetic use around here is just off the charts! I look like a person. Vin Diesel is almost as old as my parents Wait I thought it was the midgets in yoga pants fucking juggaglos you make $50/hr at your day job? Where are you from? And the middle school I went to used to be a prison A friend of mine is ~30 and I think he kicked the asses of everyone in his year recently. You aren't 10-15 years *behind* people, you've just got 10-15 years of life beyond physics, which people eventually get anyways. lol , tha fact that Burning kept it wont make the lockjaw more expensive but i am sure make it more meaningful yes? So u can always roflmao when u know nothing and act like a noob Wow. There really isn't a single one on the TP. I know, they're mesmerizing. ...Is Graveler actually that big? Those sound yummy We hardly knew thee! We had a space frame?! Dying on a rollercoaster or in a tornado. Wtf is a ting ting? It's sold out. N.America, southwest US. For some reason I thought you were Europe but with a CBR I'm not sure anymore I regard /r/watchpeopledie as morbidreality's sicker sister. It shows you the thing happening. Not my favorite NSFW sub but I find myself visiting it more often. They actually learned a lot from the medical experiments... stuff we still use today. They actually pardoned a lot of the doctors for their war crimes because they wanted to be able to use their work /u/mohland Apparently your bot has a sense of humour yea, i would assume it's the same for most places. I dont know, a doorknob or something. BUT THERES NO DOOR He doesn't have them anymore? I thought that was a costume with a hand coming out of it for a minute. Took me a few seconds and then Looks like a bomb went off in there. Holy shit. YESH. WE NEED Desktop MC in MCPE. that ended up being way deeper than was originally intended Wait, already?! * Crazy that Team B is going to be there as well *So weird* watching a sidearm intentional walk. Kids with downs acutally go on reddit? so why would people start a sole proprietorship at all? there must be some advantage? (is there? looks like single shot glasses, Many people are only used to seeing doubles. which after a long night of drinking makes you feel like such an alcoholic. "I had 10 shots... wait..." Umm...this is the most useful thing *ever* I don't understand What the fuck.... are you doing? SalvatioN? That lip looks so heavy CA 2xHoN Box pack $40 (770CZK) 1000CZK=3896seals WOW!!! >:l >:l >:( >:l This made me think how the Haar-Aken looks like under-neck Need dat Dafuq she saying? Damn, kinda looked like they were gonna get crushed at the beginning there Not sure how comfortable I am with this theory because it seems very popular Why not to Facebook... What tip? That's less of a change in ping then me and I'm from Adelaide Who are you? * Anybody else thought of Azmodan? I always thought it *does* upgrade and just counts the number of games played. Guess thats one way of doing it. Holy shit dude That Myrmidon fit 94% is low?!?!? what i smy 78% then you're downloading the future My husband hadn't seen the red wedding until a couple weeks ago (he somehow managed to avoid all spoilers). I was so excited to see his reaction that I filmed him. He only gasped once and at the end he looked at me and said "You oversold it." Where is this forum? I see a thread. A thread on a subreddit. 9:30 am death stare Oh man. I *so* want to cover that song on drums, the groove is just insanely good Then why hang out in the Australia chat channel? that's the only thing? wait what That is terrifying 'What have I done?' Whoa going cold turkey like that That's... randomly dickish. I didn't even know you could send someone home post-boss. Is there actually any reason too? Like... incentive? 13 hull damage!?! Oh. Shade of naxxramas snow ball How do you know so much about breasts? Or a paystub from the future. This is a hint that I think the HTC One is the all around much better choice. The only pro I see with the S5 is the removable battery (water resistance does not seem to be an issue, while the HTC One doesn't officially support it check out YouTube videos where someone left it in for over an hour and it still stayed on She flips out whenever she thinks someone's going to open the front door for her (no idea why, she's always been indoor-only). And thank you! My clothes (especially underwear What if that's what they think about my comments or yours tho Wow, you actually managed to freeze my computer for a few minutes with this page... familie**S** ? Holy crap Oh wow tell me that yourself When I went from the gtx580 dcu ii to the gtx780 I actually got a lot of space back! Nerf artillery This urn thing is getting ridiculous! Chrome can't render the page...? India. BOOM! Are you planning on playing SnD only? A lot of Amazon related subreddits are getting banned. I could say the same to you. What spelling! Oh Helix, 35% infection?! What the hell is this from? Oh dang... I've never been chased that far or even heard of that. calculus king charles? I think I know you What possible context could this have mother of boobs... \\[ What are you INSANE? Nobody uses MS Paint. Why would anyone be afraid of saying that? Haha :P I don't care that the fart was fake ♥ Mine are real. Damn chipotle ... Haha, didn't you post your 2048 about a week ago in the daily? The addiction never ends. Your friend safari is IMPOSSIBLE! I wonder why Lyle would have a problem with research like this Let's start all the games from red to white 2 all at the same time with the same controls(On the same stream These are probably the first Asian chicks I'd consider hot... My friend went here How many times did you do Alma Vortex? I always thought of it as just a giant round hole or something. Not sure what I was thinking, it sounds really creepy now that I know better 410 degrees? What kind of circle is that? because im lastpick Yeah I didn't expect this many How in the actual fuck did you reply that fast Yes! It's so nice I'm like Watson from Sherlock. Everyone around me is crazy. That's why I'm single. (Or maybe I'm the crazy one She definitely ain't gettin' any What I learned from URF: People will rage no matter how non-serious the game... I was flamed for 8/12 zed when the 3/20 diana got 0 flak. >mfw I can go and play as a dwarf and live in Nchuand-Zel - *Girl with the Dragon Tattoo* doesn't even come close to comparing to how disturbing *Berserk* was with its rapes. I don't remember anyone being gang-raped by demons with spiked genitalia in *Girl with the Dragon Tattoo*. Uhmmm I haven't had a whole lot of bad birthday things happen, but when I went bowling, when I was idk around 8, I lost to all of my friends and damn it was terrible. I didn't even know all those things existed Congratulations /u/dogetipbot No it's not? I was waiting for something horrible to happen Holy damn! I am totally lost as to how this thread is supposed to work right now..... wow that's some low hanging fruit material for /r/badhistory I agree they r so stupid I had some join my game and I asked them if they had been on the reddit website and they said no. ( People do that? [Spoilers](/m "I must have missed something, when did that happen? Something along the lines of "I thought it was because they killed people...what do you mean Because the plane wasn't carrying enough fuel to crash that far south in the Indian Ocean That's really good. Oh god that box art is amazing. How much did they cost? welp had no clue that fire-red is random.. How has MadBum already had 45 AB this season? That's more than anybody else in the lineup. 0 assists for the King!? Wait, I hit people with GRS from a distant all the time for reeeeeaaaaallll? STEVE BUSCEMI VOICEMAIL They have huge ass legs. And here I just responded to someone saying this WASN'T random! Reactions are all over the MAP!! I was thinking holy shit this is hot until I got to the end... Then I was like.... OMG! Wow! I think I walked away with just over 20M. This was definitely one crazy night i mean ... there aren't that many items an ad carry is going to build so i'm not sure what exactly you'd need a guide for I think we need to compile a pokedex of all the random shit we've seen... Wait, are there really people who don't apply to jobs because it means someone else wouldn't get it if they got it? not enough hayoung A water pokemon that can absorb electricity?! this happened to a kid at my elementary school. 7th grade. green hair. and washing out during the pledge of allegiance. DAYUM! they were doing spoilers on Monday before, now it's on Friday night... Wait... we started Fire Red already? OOC: There's an avatar rp sub? Good job absorbing all of that manga in a short time Why are you charging for this? Do you own the copyright to Megaman? Gene Simmons? OOC: My thoughts exactly! I am wondering if the GF has had any prior mental/psychological issues, possibly "unrelated." Any previous medication or therapy sessions, etc could be some bread crumbs leading to what seems to be the only common denominator throughout the ordeal. Unless OP has secondary personalities that are playing tricks on himself... Oh cute. They are small Popsicle sticks. Hm, guess Popsicle is a proper noun. The mobile auto capitalizes that word. I have exactly the same problem with my s5. Five second wait can't be normal when taking a picture, can it? I have stood where the bomb hit. It was interesting because you could not really tell...except that their was museum that had a long spiraling stair case that went down pretty far.. Well, that was a waste of time wonder what they need to restart them for at 3 AM on a saturday Yeah watched All good suggestions thanks for your help everyone So since I'm unknown I'm only allowed to be an Indie Filmmaker? And I can only be a director if I'm known? So... how do I become known? Yeah, pretty much. While Ive seen a lot of people over here take Russias side in this specific conflict the reasons had nothing to do with "romanticism". The general view of Russia is hardly what Id call favorable Drake - AKA Aubrey Graham was on a popular teen Canadian TV show called Degrassi. Now he's a rapper. How did you get that out of the statement. Album says 2013 Although I don't remember the project ( OOC: Weren't they already friends? I was in your exact position two months ago I was planning a Liverpool manicure for the match tomorrow. Checked back and realised the last time I did Liverpool nails, we drew 3-3 with Everton. So no LFC nails for niamhish this weekend. I couldn't live with myself if we drew again. they can teleport I watch only on twitch and i never get any lags But the costume is You are the first guy I've seen who recognizes Runeshark from their Minecraft channel... Everything fine here. Guys, guys... restrain me... ^I ^want ^one. He made her look wicked creepy. That's fair. I think without that line it's a creepy poem for euthanasia though. No shit have you SEEN the graphics? And any kind of sniper rifle, too? Is it only my brain or...he looks to me like a creepy face morph of dwayne the rock johnson and rob schneider There's no symmetry. Program started? oh wut Your makeup collection is what makeup dreams are made of. I gagged when I saw that snap.. trypophobia is a real thing How much space was the data taking up? So is he the actual cosplayer or just a similar name? Yeah but like you said... you're going to die anyways so what will it matter whether you kill time or not? Alternatively, firing off a volley instead of leaping over the wall to safety How the fuck do you play a mobile game that many times I....think I'd rather not. Uuuuuuuhhhhhhh. ......( Wow, how much are these whats happening here... How do you do that "Hover to View" autowikibot?! Are you saying you missed the Punching Tallows, the Screaming Spinaraks, and the Truant Machop?! What fallacies Why does it say .jpg when its clearly not Just looked him up. He's 74. No way! Speaking of which, if anyone is selling a bag of peanuts for less than 600K I'm just as impressed that you managed to land a 3-letter Neopet name. That's awesome and a little daunting! Reminds me of the geth in Mass Effect. I wonder if the golems will start asking the same questions... Cool wallpaper but /r/dubstep though Or Windows!!! do I get to keep the parents? it wasnt serious When I first saw this cutscene I'm pretty sure my jaw hit the floor. When I was able to speak I said "Holy fucking shit... 20hr stream! I feel that Platinum would be awesome but take WAY longer than the past. Not because it's hard...it's actually probably the easiest game in the franchise! But because its lengthy and filled with dialouge. Thank you for all you did for the movies... I'm still collecting pieces of my brain after Terminator 2 watching in cinema wow, that's really quick!! So I just got bleach in my eye...I immediately flushed it, and I think I'm okay....But I've never known panic like that before I have... a lot this time around Why would you have your SS card in your wallet? What does it do Wow that is really hurting my eyes .... And what do you think will happen if they do shoot back. Russia likely isnt interested in the western parts but in case of an actual war theyll still walk all over it Mother + Balls = Well, at this rate I might. Vaginist Walking Dead reference shouldnt this be NSFW? ..... cabin air filter? I don't think mine has ever been changed It's only racist if you assign a name like that to a specific race, so what you're saying is YOU'RE racist! I've been cleaning since like...930 That's not creepy at all..... I had a similar nutrition class, though I was diagnosed at the time. I was just like.... Oh woah. I thought yawnGamers was just a joke from ESEX... it's actually real? I just picked up DH for the first time last week. Crazy fun to play. Really hard to survive in Torment though So lie about the gay thing? did i get it So, explain to me how you've managed to de-unionize then? Oh, today is a cooler day. It was up to like 97º for the past couple of days Dafuq is going on here Ewww. Do you not have sheets that you destroy? A mattress that is beyond repair by morning. This sounds like the absolute worst idea I have ever heard of. Jesus Christ the shibes pile out fast when there's a giveaway like this Dang!! It's like two totally different people! Jimmie Johnson hasn't even won yet what are you planning? Are they expensive? Whenever I see anime or gaming plushies here in Canada, they're $30-100 or more even if don't touch the screen? please tell me what phone do you have Thats what people who offer scams say Wait, what? What kpop concert/where? I AM SO LATE TO THIS how much is that thing worth now My father was the one who took my mom virginity and she bled...:(((( he told me that while we were drinking thinking that's a bonding story.....i had that face the whole night It should be noted that it's important to pick a height that can be comfortably handled. When I'm riding public transportation I see too many women trying to handle heels that are _way_ too high for them. Saw one woman whose ankles were twisting just a bit with every step. Look at the feet Luck or stupidity? I don't know ...no? he did not eat the claws! Same, i have an addiction fucked up asians for what bro...? i'm not looking to rape innocent asian girls who are rolling as fuck on molly. The terrifying thing is that it's not ridiculous to think it could be real ***how dare you Even more than the Reds? Ah man, I just read that line in your main post (there's quite a bit of bold Well... how about that. Thanks for responding, I definitely don't want to see that That first one looked real. Anything else you interested in? Haha kinda hoping to evolve it into an espeon... Better yet, maybe you did and we just didn't even know it This is why Im getting my CCL Add me pls... Sableye Now this one just creeps me the fuck out That's not a MicroSD card Actually, he was a major face for this show. Sorry man, what I'm seeing is not a beard... As someone whose bad habit is picking her lips, I can tell you that this has been the best lip repair brand I've ever used! And I have been through em all Wait, you're from Philly? Hi2u!!!!! I'll put it on the list. ARE YOU SURE?! There isn't ANYTHING you are looking for??? Seems like it's not account-related. I just changed regional settings for Bing, and now I have 32 points already. Is this a joke? Why do you have a chocolate chip in your tank? they are for feeding harlequin shrimps :) and will eat your coral Super nice eyes yo! Lux - Double Rainbow, what does it mean Im pretty sure that if a treaty is made about the contested territories Russia is going to be rather happy to give the Ukraine gas and money over it assuming it would get the international community of their backs. But such a treaty has to be negotiated and signed, none of which is even close to in the process of happening right now Dem blue fangs Serious question but how does a woman rape a man? Wouldn't it kill your boner instantly? Your spoiler tag ended up being a dead source Actually, I hope I didn't sell it to high by releasing this panel... The thumbnail preview did not prepare me for such intensity yeah on the bread, not supposed to be on the SOUP ... is that a shibe as rob ford? Oh lawd Looks like my ex-gf, jesus Like does the game crash when they're lots of other players? He must have good balance to keep running so fast with such an unstable head size Tera-hash? The one who pees in the pool. WTF is that Not sure if the people replying are stupid or also trolling Heck, as a European, if its Russias only goal to get the Ukraine pro Russia again then go them Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah! And it's 3-2 Royal Rat Vanguard also got nerfed. Are we really going to risk this!? Seconded. Like, what size nail would you use? This was widely accepted over here in Germany back then, we merely decided that it was worth it Snail simulator I remember Primus and Francou in those spots full time. Sweet corn and ham? Germany, and no, not really The Mother of God... ~~~~( Why is Link Between Worlds back on Club Nintendo? THE SKT T1 MASTER PLAN dont take so many speed for a 1v1 I hate coffee of all kinds equally. OMFG 20 MH/s... that's... intense... can't tell if serious, trolling, or just can't read? Yeah...nor all of our muscles at once. Woodstock/Saugerties. This reddit app won't let me edit my comments so I had to delete/repost Heyas. Are you up for some silliness in aram on League of Legends? yeah and how does he want to explain that residual energy of primordus powered the gates after his awakening, when in GW1 primordus WAS NOT awake Omg plez Thanks. Was my first time shooting a cat of that size And Id prefer my fellow human beings to be able to determine their own future including nationality of their region. And since both sides are somewhat insisting on taking either the right you talked about or the right I talked about away I have decided to just call both sides douchebags What is the photo I just bought ACNL, being one week in the game(though being a WW veteran)...How the hell do you get a picnic basket? That was fast Hahaha. I hadn't thought about that, thanks for pointing it out! (Also, Ichigo's mom is a quincy? Katarina, because... boobs \( A fangirl? An Al-Qaeda fangirl? Wow. I'm so glad you wrote this out. This is the most sense-making explanation I've ever heard and I've had trans friends!! LOL. I don't really like the term cis or referring myself as that, but what you're saying more or less goes along with how I feel. Like, I don't feel like I give a shit what organs I've got, but I don't mind them at the same time. I don't think I would mind being a dude either, but I guess I'll never know! It's kinda like, I accept what I was given, even though I don't *feel* like a woman most of the time. My biology says I'm a woman and society tells me I'm a woman and I don't feel compelled to argue with that. Which makes me cis. TIL BF Goodrich used to make Basketball shoes Dang. That is a BIG woman! Not even really that fat either, chubby, sure. But mostly just a big woman. Wait, so you did YO, k, k2tog, and repeated it all the way around? That shouldn't increase you, it should just give you fat little picots... I'd try it for a little, see if you like the way it looks, then decide if you want to rip it out :) unless I'm misreading and you really did increase, though. You could still just dec around on the row after you fold the picots, but the picots might look wonky with that much extra fabric... or they might look nice and puffy? I dunno *[walks in from lunch]* How can we be informed of this release please Yup. Cats are a hell of a paradox. You got that right Ok, so there are actually a forbidden instruments?? That single I'm on the tenth box, but I have to keep going because I promised these females and I will complete it Got 1shot yesterday -5k ES off screen from her, was someting like "WTF I'm pretty sleepy right now so maybe I just missed something but could you explain more in detail what you mean by "1" and "5" etc. if it's not tonic or dominant? Also your example doesn't resolve in E but in C ? I can safely say I had no clue about that. But that literally just solved about all of my problems. What's a Ralts?! Where?! But... it requires DA:O to play. \^ Why are the hookers so specific? You sick fuck Why does she have smoke coming out of her butt? I'd never gamble with 1mil... There was a tournament at PAX? Bill's sister is a slug made of poisonous lava... Who were their parents?! Oh hey, hey! No, the pigments don't make my lips super dry at all, I mean they are matte and can *feel* dry (like with any matte lip product) but it's not to the point where they flake off and crack lips. It sounds like a recording played backwards how else would we understand what a dog is saying on the internet... What the hell is a SRD mod doing here?! Unless that's the insane part. A lot of those people that make comments, play online. I sure hope you don't think that offline players are the ones giving superbot the majority of their critiques. Although if it *did target* it would probably be back up at three. Imagine a deck of three of Fate, and Kuribandit ...it's the music I have set on my alarm clock. Wait a minute why the hell did I just open that in the living room? My mom is like 8 feet away > What the hell is a SRD mod doing here?! Try "autochthonous" on for size. I ran it all day with no drops. Couldn't sleep and started playing at 4 am. 5 pies and a wicked lady Well vodka usually is around 40% alcohol. If he's charging 3 times that, then they should be expecting 120% Im from Paraguay Then how do we know this hasn't already happened? still don't understand twitter My game just froze Volvieron a decir que la inseguridad es una sensación? Interesting... I've never seen that before... Wtf is Vasilli doing my biggest tip is 1000...amazed to see 50k tips Well, I don't call my vagina this lol but when I was in the hospital... I was in bad shape (I have a TBI) and I could not wash myself or do much on my own so I was having a bed bath and the nurses aid was like "I have to was your 'Little Courtney'" I was like ^(Everyone's changed flairs on me. I can't recognize anyone at a glance anymore... Lazy person checking in. I can deal with some pretty bad stuff, sometimes. Never underestimate the power of ignoring the problem. That's a guy!!!!!!!!! How do you put words to the stuff in my mind like that Markstrom, why did you even try that? Theres no doubt that theyre funding them. But I would not at all be surprised if the people in the area were behind them. I mean, the Ukraine is headed straight for economic depression that may hit the East specifically hard and the guy they actually voted into office got ousted by violent protests. Seems grim enough for me that makes it worse headphone users beware Aaaaaand I'm having nightmares tonight. Well done, make-up department. She's 15 in this Is he carrying a severed arm? Could you really do that? Sounds like /u/calvinswagg lost his/her soul in the process of eating the chocolate. Was he trying to sort-of-neg you into showing off a cast so he could jack to it? Prove it or it's not real? Holy shit that Nidalee heal + Lulu shield made it look like he gained health from Bischu's ult! He put the tissue in his pocket Maybe it just says something about the type of person that I am but I'm usually in the other group -- ya know, the "what happens if I just slap this person for no reason" group. ( How he did it? Beats me. "\( I swear, every time Sestito does a fly-by of someone right now the Jaws theme could be playing ...Yeah but... did you buy all of those guns at one time? Currently reading Yomeiro Choice as a "whatever" time killer. No words. I'm used to the tame anime ecchi. Manga ecchi does not hold back *sigh* somehow I'm having connection issues with friends list. I was able to get half of you guys on it before it started acting up Once I saw the first star I was like (-_-) then the second one came then I was like (o-o) then the third one came ( Helacross knows horn gore. OMG I just thought of something, Bill's hometown is Goldenrod where Whitney's gym is and currently lives north of Cerulean where Misty's gym is. He loves computers and Pokémon. I don't think Bill is our enemy, I think Bill is us. I was thinking she would be covered in the dust and be licking herself.... Wait. Is this... is this what I'm thinking it is? Oh. My. God. I seriously thought that console players getting sick from seeing good graphics/high fps on PC is just masterrace bullshit Wow, that's the kind of lighter that lets ladies know you've got money. When they hear you pop the top, they go She has the crazy eye Okay, this is last time before I go Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude.... What!? 45 days? Imagine one of those based on Agni ...grainy?? Whoa. ok, i think i need to give my browser a kick, he only shows 2 pictures but no video This made me laugh! Noobs The hell kind of abysses are y'all doin'? Every 3 days it's a post with a troom 3 feet from the main room, are y'all friends with Malphas or somethin?? Just yesterday saw an electric opener for wine bottles This made me feel like i was watching disturbing images from the ring the MIN TRIPLETS!!!!! "popular hero like Pearl" Superman What couple seconds were you watching? I think its more a matter of using international trade in order to make full use of the industrial capacity. Its still possible that its going to be more money spent for it than gained, but its not really ruinous. Not nearly as massive at what our politicians back here are seemingly willing to pay for it by integrating the Ukraine into the EU, anyway. Nations seem to be willing to just throw a lot of money at buffer states, it seems you're incredibly beautiful without makeup...sorry to sound like a creeper but i can't stop staring at your face!! i didn't even make it down the page for ages.... That... fucking messes with the eyes I got the same meme 2 times in 5 tries Okay, cool :) Didn't know that even though I read this subreddit a lot huh. never heard of that site before, somehow. that's actually interesting to me, i like nutjob theories like that. /u/Anaal_Narkreath, are you Gene Ray? Since when is TA a rat hero? They weirdly look like each other too I have been sent several random items in the mail. First one was a green robe that I could use so without thinking I took it and equipped it and sent a gushing thank you message assuming it was a kind stranger's gift. A day later I realized it might have been intended for someone else so I sent a message asking if that was the case and never got a reply. Then I got runes and some alchemy mats from other people. How do you trick your phone into thinking its downloading the update via WiFi?! So, Is the Trip still happening or what? Yes, it seems to be that way IS IT EVERYTHING WE HOPED IT WOULD BE?? I'm only on the pre-update and i'm shitting myself with anticipation Who the hell changes dpi from game to game This was after the Forsaken took Gilneas, right? Huh? I just always played whatever was fun to play and had a blast making fun of flamers 1 life is 7 horror Staffs ? Holy shit I might have that at home I'm having the same problem too. I've even kept a vague list and it's only /r/photography going missing I didn't even KNOW that my next door neighbors HAD KIDS because they never set foot outside. Apparently they have THREE hmm yeaa.. these kids should definitely go do some meth instead of focusing their attention on outdoor sports.. i'm totally with you How did you see the sign if your eyes were closed? Gragas - Germany what duck? Yeah, it really made me go I'm surprised people actually cared enough to downvote this, they're fucking snails 488 NOMMMM 'CADOS!! <3 I'm jealous of your avocado sale hunting skills. Ew gross I never would Looks small next to Godswill My 6 year old brother is convinced that she is as big as a house... I didn't know I was THAT huge Whoa I posted these yesterday, had no clue they had 3m I just pictured a dog-version of Ali humping Caleb's leg Are those two lumps on her belly button... Her breasts? Dat ass if we go this nuts for a torchic i wonder how nuts everyone will go for the OP slaking I will, shit I pay more than 15 a month for porn Looks like Fish Bone to me... Not really. Most people think its Russian backed, but a lot (including myself) suspect that its mainly ex Berkut troops and not direct soldiers, mainly because it makes sense and theyre de facto employed by Russia now If I did, it doesn't look like I'd get the hand back. Depends entirely on how frisky I'm feeling. Once I got red soapstone summoned into a host's world and he was invaded by an arbiter spirit. They ran off to fight, so I figured I'd help the Blue with a Flame Swathe or two... Long story short they both died I was not prepared for that. They've had this in California for awhile Holy cow, Locomotion in minecraft If you dont take your blue then you will only be lvl 2 after the big wraith and wolves so I dont see how that will work. Also if top pushes how are you going to gank them No quick switch, and you can't strafe left/right while changing guns. Which is apparently racist? In number 4 her left arm is like a whole different race from the rest of her What do you mean as you go for your first buff? HA! how do we know that *you* are the real corey alexie? I'm sorry, for 3 seasons she was your favorite character and you just now noticed that she's a bit of a twat? '...and eat him alive' Hey! This happened to me! I'm the "he" in my story... Silicon injection? ( yea man, jacket is horrible. I would gladly take it off your hands.... Is the black guy in the back throwing out cotton? Im just confused at the "crumbling economy" part... he could at least use something that makes some minimal kind of sense Yeah, OP, let us know so we will never shop there I was listening to this song when I saw this comment. Zlata...? Imagine how much CCleaner would clean stuff from that PC I couldn't entertain the idea of going back to one display, heading to uni and only using two makes me feel disabled. haha... Oh dear 6 hours............. Who's vsauce? I found a /u/vsauce but nothing relevant to make you think I'm him I try to be at 70% or more at all times. Remember to kite the buffs if youre weak early. Also if youre going rammus or jax I dont see how you can drop that low This just got meta... the group answering anything just asked themselves a question and then replied to their own question Wow, I just watched that one this morning Why the heck are you getting downvoted? Psychopaths. Holy shit they can get scary You may in fact be the only person ever who has never seen (or read) LOTR and Harry Potter... So...representation, without taxation...? LOL right?! Last week she was like, "YOUR PERFUME IS TOO STRONG," and I was all, "MOM... I'M NOT WEARING ANY PERFUME Oh god man i swear down like 20mins ago i was thinking about zac! And boom heres your thread!! It already has.. into our lives. Can't you use DXTory to limit game FPS below CS:GOs rate which is 58 minimum? Meaning that you can set it to 32 and Bunny Hop on CS:GO??? It makes me uncomfortable how much information you actually dug up. You're waaaayyy too interested in this... Yay, I've found another anime fan! IMO learning Japanese from anime makes it that much easier and more fun. And it needs to be fun with Japanese because there's so much too learn, especially with the alphabets. I shave my asshole Um Skye's my last dreamie and I've been stalking this subreddit for a while but I've *never* seen her go for as much as 8 mil. I even checked a bunch of past VT's. You'll probably have a better chance of finding her a home if you lower the price (the most I saw her go for was ~5 mil because they traded 5 sloppy pieces otherwise I see her goung for as much as 3 mil and as little as 500k dat tip The previous event? DUDE SERIOUSLY?! Naruto Collab Jesus Christ it's harder than I expected to think up a goat pun for this Wow, i really need to read the IDW series in full. When I click on both I get the exact same thing Nope I was Always a boy. And he didnt touch me he just shoved a orb into my a... Wait Can you just imagine being that guy and seeing that on the monitor? I have Revlon's Pink Truffle *and* Bite's Rhubarb, neither can last more than half an hour on me without sliding to the edges of my lips. Teach me the ways? I really love both colors but I'm constantly reapplying. I've already gone through one tube of Pink Truffle and I'm on my second one. thats a lot of weight Damn. What the hell is in that one girl's nose? Indiana University, the main campus. I've actually seen this before That Tate > Moss upgrade made me I live right on the beach and my place isn't dusty Oh shit I just started season 7 ( Looks like there was only one Download one you copycat do what now..? How do you basic attack. I don't see it. Perchance someone from another giveaway traded you one? Fuck. I'm not even pregnant and I hate you for that. I don't think anyone believes people who work in kill shelters are just murderous butchers. She rescued him from a kill shelter, he could have been euthanized; I think that's definitely something that adds to the story. If someone wants a pat on the back for adopting an animal, I am all for giving it to them by the way. OP just discovered the ultimate bait! wat, i joined before you Comment removed. OP, you have artists to thank. I'm gonna guess that they used the Destroyer mold. Whoa. I never thought to try Hades as damage. How in the world do you build him/manage to survive with a damage build? I don't do that Makes me wonder if I should just sell my two DSLRs and give in. And then I think to myself...why not have 3 cameras I've never had this happen to me People doing Me Gusta faces in real life. Oh, don't worry - I had my happy ending too. :) - it just took until I was 30 So you've tested it already? Me too how weird That ending was awesome There's an end of season sale? That would be *hectic*. That's a good question. Maybe I've been brainwashed and I don't even know it. I think the chat would implode by the sheer thought. Who said I can redeem them? Woah! A shiny greninja as tip? That is very generous of you if you mean that. Maybe..... Maybe they're both horses 7 RAPIERS > And you are legally obligated to give her 30days to move out while she's not legally obligated to pay the rent? I can't even Might make for some awkward cuddling time though, can you imagine getting into spoony position and *"Oh, by the way it looks like I'm pregnant."* Kinda funny, one of the Jax's is related to me, my cousin's son. I'm not sure if it was an on purpose mortal kombat reference, just a happy accident... didn't stop me from visualizing this 1 year old kid as a black dude with metal arms though And here I though my 100 a day was good. I am doing really well. I learned to make a semi.. kind of... chocolate bar. Not sure why I got downvoted for answering their question This is harder than anticipated That's some intense stuff right there... if boffs, poop and our new tip champ all come... Did they pay for it? Or your mistresses/concubines when your wife who you are having sex with solely for procreation purposes are unable to give you the child in which you are trying to create. Then its totally ok to bone away until you knock one of them up, but only if its a female mistress/concubine, and only for procreation purposes (because you know...no one ever in the history of mankind ever had a relationship with someone outside of their marriage for any other reason that strictly procreation right?) Kyon no Imouto (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu) somehow comes to my mind OOC: Yeah, I'm not saying it would cancel wind out or be some hard counter, just that it would probably weaken it a little in the Fairy Tail universe if fire strengthens it. It's an interesting perspective. That is creepy as heck "with real clubs I bet u fuking suck" lol so he admited that he sucks I live in the Midwest so beaches aren't too prevalent. But it was in the 80's yesterday and I had a great time Frisbee golfing. Then it snowed this morning I peed in her mouth one then she got pregnant Played a scrim against a team. Joined a pub server, and one of them was there. Joined another pub server, and their leader as there. Thank you! I knew there was something significant about the err.. golden rings? I just wanna know what they'd give me if they made me a custom flair cannot unsee How is there kitty litter in the lint trap? We have three cats and I've never once seen that. Well, would a recovering alcoholic be relapsing if he went into a bar and was served a drink by a waitress ,who just happens to be his girlfriend ? Dafuq happened here may I just say that I love that you're holding your camera remote. I always get excited thinking its some kinky toy but its not, yet that kinda turns me on Oh I miss u too! oh witty and handsome multilingual FGC stud you, look at u now, u done come up in da game SON! I haz been no wherez based Zhiz, wuz just recently in teh Same boatz az teh Basedz Sanfords, but at teh end of teh day it is ultimately my fault. Ya gotz 2 take sum responsibility 4 yo' self and actions. ;[ Getting ready to go Chris D0rner on pplz and getting ready for World War III apparently? That's exactly what they'd say if there were! Wat? That seems bloody unreal Alrighty then, I added you too Thank you! You guys have 1390 subs but 100 members on the org page With a name like FistingAjumma, I'm scared to argue with you. He played nc..... Of all the ridiculous things for people to bitch about One should also take a look at the Japanese tv show "Bloody Monday". Lots of It's a Unix System, and some GNOME2... running in cygwin under Windows?! Wow. I didn't think there'd be a gif to accurately describe my reaction. Do they REALLY? What if OP is a girl?! ( seriously?! How many hours of practice does it take to even come close to making it through a map like that. My head was spinning by the end and I was just watching.... Why do Spanish channels in America show a lot of German football? Dammit It looks like the guy is dead in the second picture yes please. But you're a girl.. Preview show at 16:00 CEST? Isn't it 16:30 usually? Or is this preview show a whopping full hour long? OMG Holy shit, my net lagged so much i posted 4. You ever wait before buying shit? I actually gasped when I saw that Holy shit, that's what you call a bomb That isn't correct URL syntax, and it doesn't work at all on my end `¯\ Woah, didn't notice that Do you clear up to the rift boss then reset it or is that a full clear in 10 minutes? Hanji!!! She's the reason I stuck with the series when I was first reading it and was wondering why people were bonkers over it. I just had to see this character that some of my friends had said was basically a crazy-world version of me. And, wow. HYDRA Actually, do you have anything for learning Norwegian? Or anything tech related I wasn't expecting a twist on such a popular gif... Thanks for the advice! My toughness is a little inflated because of the 20% armor and 20% resistance boost from passive.. i took the SS after standing still for too long... I am looking to re-roll my SOJ life on hit to Crit Hit Dmg but she is being stubborn You can pm him you know One question though, how will I know which is the reddit meetup group? I HONESTLY AM NOT SURE WHO THE BASEBALL TEAM IS Haha! Now I'll never be able to un-hear this... The EU server finished its maintenance hours ago That looks like a bug. Thank you :3 I was a bit nervous going on livestream, I was just looking for the bathroom and got dragged onto the couch next to Mod Osbourne He's just giving you an advice Lol, some of the people I have showed it too in real life, just couldn't stop feeling the surface... They were like, It can't be smooth.... What's going on? 15 dollars So rumor has it that I have to be out of my house that I rent by June because the base supposedly bought the land that me and my neighbors currently live on I had the same thing happen to me during a Water Polo game, except i was only wearing a speedo Matrixing zombies would be quite awesome Freedom of speech has its downfalls I suppose Are you me? he only hit lvl 20 and calls it a review... Am I famous? I need those lions in my life. why'd someone downvote him because doesn't have the money atm lol jesus christ seriously. they ended the first paragraph with two prepositions I'm not your--- what is it with everyone thinking I'm a girl?? I mean, I know I'm fat, I've got the... you know, but what the hell?! I have an non-overclocked i5 3570k, and suffer no CPU issues really. To each their own... As someone who doesn't live in Sydney, this is immensely interesting. A $5 steak is cheap by American standards, but over here in Australia that's unheard of Me too! I really like that it's semi-transparent so you can see the honeycomb structure of the inside. It's hypnotizing to watch it print. ?why the downvotes? Reddit is a fickle and strange place sometimes... It did actually Gbay mains marth That's an awesome combo! I had to google it to see when/where they would've been on the same team/field. I had no clue Yogi was a bench coach for the Astros Am I the only one who enjoys smaller tits??? Damn, we're really running through these live updaters. Poor Lupus has to plea for more every hour or two. that thing would have to run at one hell of a speed to accommodate someone who was sprinting, Doc_Ok Thanks for the tips! What I meant by secluded camping was really just anything other than a camp ground with RVs and electric hookup. The spot we went to last weekend had WiFi... Truth hurts, deal with it Huh. I was already not a fan of infant circumcision, but somehow it hadn't occurred to me that THAT IS MUCOSAL SKIN. I had no fucking idea. The dudes in my family are circumcised (not for religious reasons, just out of habit I guess?) so it was really normalized, but I am now 150% sure I will never do that to any kid of mine. He was always like that, but you just noticed it now? weird why on earth portal is down during exam time yeah its normally before going to bed so theres no changing subjects :P but saterday night the only thing i remember all night is saying "love you good night" and her going "love you too" i was like wait wait wait WAIT did she say it back Sorry? Hugging your dinner Can I just take a moment to thank /u/yelnaX for continuing to stay with us as an updater (seemingly any time of day Side question for everyone while we're still on topic, who the heck still use jewel keys? As of late there are so many vortex quests + the fusion/level up events that I've never considered to use a key. Actually come to think of it, I'm level 70 and I've never used a jewel key before What...can you please explain how your post is related to mine? I am really confused Cant believe i watched those 5 boring soloQ games today ... So... for some reason, your headlights were on the dimmer? No I don't think so. There was a panel at Blizzcon this past year with some of the cinematic artists that talked about how they created the RoS one. I could be wrong though I knew their tongues were rough but this is kinda You never thought of having sex through her other hole? (ง ͠O_O)ﾉ RIOT (ง ͠ "Phone quality" photos apparently have gone through significant advances this past decade This... also why are diamond swords red/green/purple/yellow/rainbow waht is this i dont even I'd say curtain rods for both the shower and your windows. You don't have to spend a lot unless you have oddly sized windows. I spent many a semester with sheets tacked up. My inbox is always open. OH MY GOD! Definitely in NG. Charges you as you near the Shrine of Winter. Or, it's, uh, supposed to. What does this have to do with FA? Definitely trespassing. I could go wherever I want..and perhaps find out what's really at Area 51. Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones is about raping slaves. What if you were to play a really small world on a really far render distance, stood in one side, and looked at the other side? YOU WOULD SEE YOURSELF!!! unfortunately not, but if I can manage to get another before the event ends (I dunno, the promo leaflet said it was redeemable till september Poor cat. I'm a lurker... an amazed lurker. 3 times in a row. I agree, It was thrown on there quickly to make sure it won't be stolen. Should have made someone simpler and more aesthetically pleasing. I was paranoid though. i work at a laser tag facility, and play a round of DDR every day when i clock out, and also am a film student ... You love her, that's enough of a reason to still be with her is what you practically said,... so waiting shouldn't be a problem, you only have to wait for the rest of the year Thanks! I had quite a few people come up to me assuming I was hired for the event to cosplay and thought I didn't actually play Runescape I don't get it. all used on br Oh no don't let me spook you! Haha I'm sure the 2% will be fine! I went super intense before I knew any better! Like I said, if I went 2% I probably never would have had this problem! But like so many other people on this sub, I decided to go nuclear and suffered the consequences Awesome idea! Mostly unrelated, but late in the college basketball season, Bryce Cotton for Providence was averaging over 40 minutes per game. I think this was the case all the way until the conference tournaments started Noooo Draisaitl ranked 4th? I WANT HIM AT 6TH. Is it raining like crazy wherever you guys are? We just had a string of gorgeous days in the 70s and now its in the 40s and been downpouring. Supposed to snow tonight I read it, too. That was pretty vile stuff. Didn't make me sick, but I had a strong urge to shower and floss afterward. Yuck. Just read the doritos story... gross, but still... dem maggots :::slowly backs out of comment section::: HOLY SHIT what o_O is o_o with O_o those I did this, got the launcher working, but it's taking forever loading character select How do you get them so long Dat 720 BST NY'er here... Agreed and approved... Now if only it were mandatory for all residents we'd be a happier place to live; in the meantime, move to the side and let us through I know somebody felt like a major ass when they realized what they traded in Jeebus... Yeah what could possibly have gone wrong there? 130 000 will be a lot, I can't even imagine 500k was put off my crisps for a minute Are we talking about different things? Um... what would Big Apple 2001 look like... Dat burn ......how many do you have??? are they kept in the attic or do they watch you sleep It's not as bad as when they screw up the song titles at festivals and shit. Like at Big Day Out 2004... So wait, you hate Elton John because of "Sunshine on my Shoulders" which is a John Denver song? Ummmm, ok Typing must take forever is that Morgan Freeman narrating the game I will kindly deny your 69 I really like this. Super stylish and classy, imo. Is this at collin college?! As a pen tester, you'd shit yourself if you knew how easy it was to gain access to the systems that control water and gas. SCADA. They are old and busted, most can't be patched because even the slighted risk of downtime could be a really big ass deal. Think XP SP0, bebe been patched, security cameras watching the water treatment sites except the cameras aren't even turned on. I could go on, but it's bad. And yes reactors run on SCADA too I don't know. What is something that I could do that would make me earn Reddit gold? I will do anything, ANYTHING....... ( The color of the day s "yellow" and the clue is "both ends". How did so many people miss this? May I ask what grade? Always amazes me to hear someone can keep up with both at that level This way, if you wanted to find something, it gives you year, then month, then date. Why do anything else Am I the only one SHOCKED that Eva Marie, Natalya and Cameron are all listed as babyface? Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh gonna say no on the 2ce lol. Maybe a low low dose daily... but what's the point? :P I always get side-eyed if I decide to try a product on my face while makeup shopping cause I'm super anal about sanitizing, but it's like, "IF YOU'VE SEEN THE THINGS I'VE SEEN... My Frozen obsession. Which does not, by the way, cross over into porn Holy fuck, that thing could kill her if they aren't careful... I believe the new prices for life now go down to .38 Oh, are you looking for Mewtwonite Y? Maybe it's in your head... I leave for an hour and cspice is queen again? Shit today's been weird wat the. 700s? That is incredibly accurate Oh my god, when I replied with "I just did", I just realised what you thought I was referring to Insanely creepy.. My old address started with 1650 and my birth date is 04/28. I guess it's not the *worst* shade of pink ever there's a Masterwork manual? Ugh I hate that feeling, especially when it feels like they are about to pop That is what i meant Thanks! But I can't believe he gave me a penis flair How do you even conjugate a preposition? Yea.. I don't know what I'm going to do without the hot tub when u move out I've heard good things about it :) So maybe I'll have to pick it up... It's super cheap on Amazon... It's still has "new price" on it in some stores here in Finland Oh, well, as least you give the people what they want Oh my god, I can't believe it took me three months to see this Dermot Murnaghan trying to be a poor man's Kay Burley I had no idea where that was going.....until it got there woooooah dat floating wooden pillar on that house Gonna need it haha xD I had I go through almost ten batches of DIGLETTS to get one HA female even though the gender ratio is 50/50 Damn. Monocles AND moustaches. And, /u/I_eatProstitutes - does he run everything?? Please BLIZZARD GODS i will swear to you that i will play this all day every day Traps work kinda bad. What happened to me today: Play Huntard for a quest. He has only a Loot Hoarder on the board. I play Freezing Trap, **then** Exlposive Trap. I had no minion on board. He hits face with the Loot Hoarder. Freezing trap procs. Hoarder goes back on his hand. Out of the blue, explosive trap triggers, on an empty board, dealing 2 damage on his face. oh god... I only saw this now... dont use high reso packs when you cant record so smoothly before the beard Can you even spend 916 points? Do you mean every 3-5 seconds? Because 3-5 a second seems insane Damn, there's coins on the ground everywhere here! Feed. Me. Usually I will tell the airlines I'm planning to buy my ticket there. Once they asked me to show I had enough cash in my wallet to buy a return ticket At this point I just want the international community to embargo the entire region (safe maybe for oil, which we kinda need Why are people downvoting this Don't stop using it or anything, it makes sense. I go If so you can request a trade, you should still be on my Friend List....Unless I was deleted SWEET BABY JESUS! No this is how you get put under quarantine. Aliens would probably assume that if we ever got some form of advanced space travel wed start a galactic war, so better to box us in and erase us should we try I thought he was just a weird troll... but he has upwards of +2400 comment karma Really good! Creepy eyes Here: I lift at Planet Fitness 6 days a week and have never heard it go off. I just never even understand why people are grunting and yelling when lifting to begin with oh god now someone's going to make a picture of 2 mars rovers boning or something If only the down votes could make you invisible I don't even want to think about programming time, engineering, and jeezus the material cost alone I want one Why was he downvoted That looks nothing like bill Murray I'm looking at this ~~Minor heart attack - can someone just click my flair and make sure they can see my wishlist. Because when I try to go to it, Amazon tells me I have no wishlists. None. lol, i didn't know that "makeshift tripods" My brain goes right to dirty thoughts. Thankfully I caught the PSA before I really started to panic...but I was trying to add Funkos and my Funko list was gone And you just eat it yourself? I worked there in the college program too! The tunnels... Yeah it's 10x better and now I can bet while I'm at work Auras cost mana. Wording is perfect. It didn't imply any other to me How do you trademark something as generic as "couch multiplayer" well thats an insanely sexist topic [](#Lewd "That shirt... Wow, congratulations! You managed to score an even crazier pregnancy... Never said he weren't dafuq did i just watch How do we know it's a she?! At that level, it looks like a flesh-colored sawtooth, except phallic. And when you zoom in they look like hot dogs. I don't think I understand? At first I thought it said Captains Edition on Steam and was like I remember I tried to download Pirates of Caribbean 2. What I ended up getting was Butt Pirates of the Caribbean 2. Turned 24 last month Look at that color 60/70 what high school doesnt offer physics What's up with the broom creepin through the window Why did you edit your top post? Oh my god! I have this exact same outfit(different hat... mines red and green). I didn't expect anyone else to have the same vanity I'm also considering buying a shift knob but they are so expensive Hoe Lee Sheet I was always curious, how do people who do these giveaways "afford" to give this much away Piranha procs strongarm? This is not what I am asking for CA 2xHoN Box pack $40 (840CZK) 1000CZK=3571seals WOW!!! Why on earth did they ban Ryze in the 3rd game ? I can't recall the last time Peke / Soaz played him so confusing.... my shibehead's exploding Sorry, I think it was sniped Wow! This chapter excites me It wouldn't really, because they seemed like fanatical Ilah-believers in the previous chapters, but we see in this chapter that Ilah is also only one of many white tentacles, having a life span and not so special at all, and they knew that Holy crap, I thought this was only happening in Georgia Unless teeth are involved. WHAT?? This is the most exciting thing I've seen for Linux gaming since the original Humble Bundle... Nope, it's definitely a filter. Dude lied. I don't even get the point of these REs. He didn't beat bills Did you seriously spell "tires" with a Y ? Losing people I love for 7 days or every 30 seconds for an hour It doesn't get more minimal than that Fair enough. Then some people have some rather odd perceptions of what seeing people eat poop does to ones life *Pay* for... vaccines...? What? No Net Send in win 8.1? People do this on Easter? Wat. I haven't tried it. I tried red and my face was just like " ** I had a good chuckle at this...then felt weird Wait, you mean we are not on /r/vexillology? Someone asked my aunt if my 3 month old, adopted, Korean cousin spoke Korean omg that guy 11 fucking years!!!??? I feel like you think i was complaining, which i wasnt im sure they'll fix it soon....................................................................................................................................................................................... All I see are blobs going 180mph Why hasn't this been killed with digital fire yet?! ( I missed something, what does this have to do with TPP? Where have your fingers been? 4 secs taked on euw Would someone please be kind enough to compose a quick/brief lists of fantasy worlds which have a map roughly analogous to this? I'm drawing a complete blank at present. Is it supposed to be referencing DnD, the Forgotten Realms, etc.? Or have I just never thought of some more notable fantasy series from this perspective before? I am in silver 3 and was in promo. Had someone say they were a support main. Well yeah, they refused to buy sight stone. Smh how do not justify not buying a sight stone as support? When their primary job is warding. On top of that you spend more gold in wards if you don't. 400 games as support main and doesn't buy sight stone. Damn I wanna suck it dry I dont understand whats going on WHoa, how old was your brothers friend? And her response? Don't keep me in suspense! Question is much confuse. 145 Wait. Is that quote arguing that a theory is essentially a hypothesis that hasn't been disproven yet? Are you trying to scam me? Extremely excited to see Feint back, but he's not doing Drum & Bass That's a move? Would it be like Gogoat's version of Milk Drink? Okay i have to know whats with all the sempais And now I'm worried that everyone will pick Orianna. Don't get nerfed plz So many goals Only ONE tissue? Mine's so old it has the free 3G service on it. Comes in handy when camping. You'd trade your kid Wat. I Athreos and a foil Athreos... Nothing about botting lool someone got access on my main and got me perm muted It would be nice if Chapman's WHIP Is... Is that Miss Marple? It looks like Miss Marple. Unidan is part of the master race? Never would've guessed it. Took me three minutes to get past the first ten seconds Every time I try and click on it it says I have a temporary block for unusual browsing activity Omnifocus is a $20 app Holy bejeebus, you're beautiful Well... Everything you are is 100% correct. I would in NO WAY anticipate this be better than handmade items from craftsman I hope that's not a common thing to hear guys brag about. wow just realized Moss is batting low in the order WHOA WHOA WHOA, is that tumblr yours?! is that a flamingo on the back? What about if the girlfriend asks? True story, happened to my roommate I have been getting this message for the past couple hours now. I need my fix, man. /u/TPW25 I don't think I've played Mario Kart so aggressively in forever! And less for more than 3 hours Or is it just next level meta-trolling? The plot thickens... Someone is *always* watching. Calling to redeem points in Canada for a trip to Hawaii. Operator asked if I was flying or driving. DaoC Not a question buy i do remote tech support, a customer was having an issue with their printer. I asked if it was wired or wireless and she said it was wireless because it had a laser in it. Backstory? Hope I never get into that with a MIL People cray, selling gloves for 10m Christ, that sounds traumatizing. Oh! I would most likely stare back at them from my window completely butt naked and with wide eyes like this I didn't think that was a real sub. How did that make it to the front page? In grade school, 5th grade, one if my classmates if I knew how to write upper case numbers.... lightning? oh dear god I'm going to have nightmares tonight pancakes Holyshit, 512gigs on windows 8 ( Gimme a unicorn for that rainbow is that... in the village market in polycanyon? I am a registered icu nurse and after the doctor explained to a patient's family member that the patient had a massive stroke and would likely never recover, the sister of the patient looks at me, dead serious and asks "well what about a brain transplant?" I told her that it wasn't even in the realm of possibilities, and she then demanded that the patient be transferred to a neighboring hospital for a second opinion That rank ty for your heads-up, you are right. didnt notice the new traits, was betrayed by the 70 traitpoints Because the people who got server first will most likely need a better BRD OOC: Holy hell, this was the modmail bomb? It's not a bomb, it was a full-on nuke! You were so close to dieing before the last kill People thirsty for Varus Heh... yes :P FYI, I was the ~~waiter~~ waitress Holy cow... Not sure how this became a thing I cringed throughout that whole story how did you do that emoticon? Wow, after clicking on this, I disabled adblock, and saw the real ad and clicked it and got the hat Then I'll assume you're asking your sisters for "relationship advice" when we're together? So for the person(s) who downvote, you're absolutely ok during this entire tournament having only 2 games a day? Any shiny? My parents and I went to see the first Hangover movie the day it came out. I see Jotuun's on almost every warrior 53s Nope. Responsibilities and breakfast making. I'm not sleepy anymore. I suppose I should thank you. I asked my boss this and he said "tax breaks" No, no it is not. Thanks for clarifying. What does ' Can't tell if arsehole or just trolling ( Well you just tried to trade a hack on here...? What did you expect? A warm and loving welcome? Wut? Definitely didn't see this kind of release coming Jesus fucking christ The reapers... Says the Master Baller lol. ^(I wonder how you got your Master Ball... Are they actually serious? JESUS! Ohhh! With shadow theatre!! You've only been on reddit for 3 months I see... you haven't seen the worst of it...trust me ヽ༼◕ل͜◕༽ﾉ OMG CUTE OVERLOAD RIOT ヽ༼ Im actually finding a no-wall person every war Far from SV related. that was quick wasn't it Period shits... Actually? That's...certainly something. Dafuq is this The game when LaNm and MMY had blink and Mek by like 12 minutes earlier Check his search history ( This is why servicing aircraft tires always terrified me more than working around jet intakes/hot brakes/other ways a jet can kill/maim you. There was a picture floating around a tech school of a guy called tube sock man, that was the result of a crew chief hooking the high pressure (instead of low pressure) hose from a nitrogen cart to a tire. He was standing beside the tire instead of behind and from a distance (part of the tech data) and it ripped him in half when it the tire failed. Needless to say I always stood as far away as I could from a tire whenever I had to service one People like this make me wonder who is constantly trying to speak to them in other languages Was it really a rat with bunny ears? Oh.My.God. it still can change now .... my reward from 40 to 33$ fk off Strange dyrus makes the same mistake, always makes me cringe He looks like a cross between Borris Johnson and Matt Smith Women can hover? Although I can't think of a specific occurrence, I often have moments like this as well. Makes me wonder if I'm a psychic. What are you talking about? No I'm not. I'd hit it Really?? where do you put it? Everyone is worried about static discharges and I'm just sitting here and thinking about why daddy-gpu is in bed with son-gpu and HOW YOU STILL CALL THAT KISSING??? no i just aske what is this and how do you redeem it? yeahh ... So sexy ... no. ___/( dat friction I left after gen 1. What are these voices how f*** awesome is arma3's stance system How does she keep that rose in her hair? What if it fell out God I'd have shat enough bricks to make a house after I opened that pack. I got lucky and struck a deal with the apartments here. The normal rate is about $25 more. But event that's cheaper than what you're describing. Honestly, Lubbock is a pretty cheap place to live. I have no idea where you're looking but if it's so expensive, you're doing it wrong. Wow Ohhh that makes much more sense. And wow, 18 days in customs? That's pretty long Exactly what a shill would say. How much Jew gold do you possess? Stop scamming 1 second claimed As a parent... You think there's a chance of that happening? That was so mesmerizing.... I watched it like 20 times. Wow just realized it's been almost 3 years since I've been in TG. Um... four? > But is this being posted here just because she's a self-proclaimed feminist? Because this is just someone being an idiot, not something that proves feminists are evil...and even then I still don't understand why it's related to men's rights? Shit. I hope the date is later in Canada. Sudden influx of people in the locker room, what happened out there? Why whats so bad about dicks in spaaaaoooooolli shit It's not too late! You can still get an Aurora MR for... Jesus, only $25? Time to buy a few more. Holy shit, how did you get so many knifes? Yeah alcohol and nicotine have such varying effects on people because chemistry. Last days? I think the Silence is creepier how did you get him to 584 hp? 600 hps? Pmed. Paid. Waiting for doge Al Qaeda has them! How did the stats on your Bone Breaker turn out? Also heard Repnt has like... a 200 people queue waiting for him to make things Wait... What? Wait he kinda looks like Oddone Someone who is slow can win a race in F1? You said that like you were actually looking for it... Ha, got four games currently pre-ordered... Watch_Dogs, Sniper Elite 3, Shadows of Mordor (Yep a slightly lengthy wait for that one) and... *ahem* Mario Kart 8... What if they put the v there just so only ventriloquist can say it without moving their lips? ... What attitude? Done. Now that waiting game. This happened to me too! I married one of the lesser princes of Hungary who later decided to go his own way to found/conquer a kingdom. Interestingly enough (and perhaps a bit unsettling) he managed to get me pregnant all the while conquering Hungary damn u are so generous 242 giveaways I just grabbed most of them and followed them so as to not miss later updates Now that's what im talkin about that be OP as shit hay you I got to Axe you a question ====P ( I tried using Enrapture with the ELF stipple brush (the bigger one). I actually found the stipple brush to be a bit rubbish; it was floppy and refused to be "round" in that it was always smushed to look more like a fan brush. TACOS ....That seems almost impossible. That's over 300 a day. Every day. WarZ/ISS much? A girl I work with started buying low-fat avocados a few weeks ago. She was over the moon that she could now eat avocados without getting fat. And I'm just sitting here like Is this happening in 10 minutes? I'm conflicted about this, due to the fact that I'm Irish and love potatoes... But I'm not very fond of babies What about peanut butter and bacon on a waffle. Did you not like Warehouse 13?!? Are...are they flat? Like hawlucha? I removed your post since you deleted your image. Right, it's often a Catch-22 no matter how you slice it. When I asked my mentor about this, I was told that the best solution is simply to form good relationships with the local judge and, if necessary, get the judge to understand your dilemma. Basically, the answer was, in that kind of situation, be persuasive enough so the judge will let you go without testifying. This is also what I think will happen, all the way to the games themselves Is it just me or does that kid in the video look like Romanski??? That's the exact face I make too. I have never noticed Jsano's resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson. Now can't unsee I want this I can't pvp for crap, but I do know the best way for SCD, is money. So farm for money. Then go spam for 20 Minutes refreshing in the bazaar. I was actually lucky enough to find one in the bazaar So.... beautiful..... I need to play this game. Wooooow How do you fit 45 hours into 4 days "Pata Negra" Those eyes!!! Lol. I came to the comments to see how she did it.... They already tweeted about this post specifically and linked to it If only Rumi could melt away or uh, meld into the ground or something. Yeah. That'd be nice right about now. "Uhhh..." Holy hell, $800 in Doge. It was based on a real killer Do I want to know what "tony's" is? holy crap, this is all one shot I'm a very white white girl and back in high school I went to a ghetto church near Detroit. All the black guys my age tried to teach me how to do hand gang symbols like East Side, 7 mile and West side. I could only do 7 mile cause you just make a seven using your index finger and thumb. Everything else I was just like I got the same egg as you did for my first egg basket of today. ...You found two people on Ship 10 who were in Arizona? omg, one non-english word in a topic about koreans, this is the end of the usa Oh, and I had Tammy's Head Damn the tea bag sounded amazing. Now I want some tea but it's 3am and I should be in bed O GAWD, if you removed all the other context, i would stare at this and assume it could be a t, or a crazy number 17, or a p, a D would have been my last thought Ewwww! not a good gif for a straight woman to see Why are you making your coffee with RO water?! Bruno Mars - Marry You What's with the Kelly hate? is that camo on the bill? What in the actual fuck? I have to get over there more often! What six heroes during 6.77? Only that most people only read the headline. And that people evidently support that stance, seeing how I got downvoted for telling a guy that it was his job to actually read the article in the comment section of the USA today article Painted Is it weird that I keep receipts why is his cum like.. dark colored? Jetzt mal ohne Spaß. Mit würde interessieren ob das nutzen von Umlauten die Passwortsicherheit erhöt This seriously scared me for a second because Jesus laying across Mary's lap had an optical illusion of Mary having her legs open. And the actor that said that line is married to Christina Hendricks... How do you know you haven't already read it? Uhhh....... One needs to remove 90% of their brains to attempt to understand the pure bullshit and stupidity going on... I'm commentless... why do i get downvoted? ... Then I may actually be *in your closet* Three impossible things before breakfast. Thank you. 5-6 IF's this year? wow.... excellent question That voltage ...so...it didn't work. wat do u mean by "very young"... this dmg Dont think so.. that pin i believe is integrated into the circuit board, **BUT** I heard duct tape fixes anything... How did you get that picture of my bookshelf Do you have hundreds of users that need faxing software? I recently just got done having a conversation with this hot ass looking bot. As the mood was right.. I said hello and she instantly responded to me with her username for some KIK messenger? WTF is that.. so I asked her how old she was and she told me to just message her on KIK. So I asked her politely if she wanted to get drunk and sit on my face.. havent heard from her/the robot since.. Is she really going to perform there? Any proof? We just got on spring break too, but I go to a public school Well then... I will pass that along to my coworker. Hopefully he won't keep using that during weigh in times Where is the questtracker um... it was alright Monk's have sets. They're called Blackthorne's and Aughild's. SO. MANY. Well, that escalated quickly... I wasn't even aware there was anything in it. All I see is the user's name over and over again. Also, not fluent in ROT13, how are you?! I'm in complete disbelief Never though of it like that There are dinosaurs here and no one told me??? Of course there is Why would you deliberately word it like that? It goes from **:D** to ** Same thing happened for me Will you marry me? I played it and I was laughing the entire time, good job you managed to reach a level of stupid, addictive and entertaining That escalated quickly Rip Godwolf If it makes you feel any better I got a call today about a job that had already been filled. The recruiter wanted to know if I still wanted it coincidentally I actually got the full shadow set as drops while I was farming pieces for Aurous as well. Weird huh? On my other saves I only got shadow tops as well. Unfortunately, I haven't talked to anybody from the forums since I graduated high school.. which is 8 years ago. Its bizzare because if you look at the responses I have received I've been told Im wrong, that women dont want to be weak and helpless, but then they will go straight on to tell me in even more detailed ways how women want to be weak and helpless, even adding more words like "small" and "fragile" and give examples "like kittens", and even say that to feel this way is to feel more feminine! Its like topsy turvy land! Its amazing the double thnk doesnt seem to cause much cognitive dissonance Exactly. I never learned it. I was born knowing it. what are games you can play on snapchat? Are you me? I have the same case, desk. monitor, processor, and chair. Holy. Rickey eclipsed the guy before him by almost 500 more bases all were used on euw after 4 sec all used on euw It's so colorful No it got sniped Lets see if OP has any skills wicking that beast The question is, why did he mention the tea set? What was that supposed to do in that situation You're never too old to start riding, but it does seem like you can be too old to get into the horse industry. 8 years of riding experience sounds like a lot until you realize everyone else looking for a job has 2x more experience and is 10 years younger You're good-looking, what the hell are you doing on Reddit? ok thanks now I get it :) I wonder how many factorials are needed after googolplex to be bigger than Graham's number Holy crap, no wonder I've been suspended then - I do 10-20 reports per day hahaha, you had me going This comment makes no sense. I assume this is sarcasm. Yordle release? Where? ....did...did you really? Dear God I don't think he's in the pictures actually I typed "hello" in /say and got a message saying "You have been muted by a GM". Oh my! You're brave I don't think I could ever build up the courage for powder blush. Didn't really phase me too much until the last one when it had it's mouth open. Nope the fuck out of there.... What happened? ... hope you end up in a good neighborhood at least because daaaaaaaang no way yikes. how many costumes do you have? I love this series, but am I the only one who thought I could hear the faint sound of children playing in the background? Should I take your comment seriously? >Are you telling me that you are only playing WS because you like the errand-boy quest system? 1 million? My third nipple Saturn... who puts tshirts on coat hangers Well, See a doctor and stop douching... ugh I hate doing that. But then, now that I have one... no one better tell me if they hate mine you know that people can buy themself 5€ (840) + 2.5€ (400) of RP and get 1240RP and that skin costs 975RP? Not sure if camera man was teasing with food or that squirrel is rabid mushrooms? ( is called me erasure..? i may sound like a dick but wtf are you saying I hope you don't wipe your butt THEN wash your face. Ohhh... that episode. ( his creepy pass at the young guy working the meat counter is what got me. "You handle a lot of meat?" How many codes do you have? Wow. I hope then its a LOTV thing, otherwise WTF Bliz. Seems like easy money, would be fun for the fans and gamers and even the pro scene. Where is my /laugh /taunt and /dance for more characters. I literally just read this I believe a different kind of gold is being referred to here. Reddit Gold Wait what the - did you reply on a comment thread for a different trade? Christ, that's what it is. Of course. The other day I had a Shyvana jungler taking blue buffs away from me as Orianna mid. Guess she needed that mana regen and CDR for her ult NO. BORK BORK BORK IS FOR WHEN LACK MAKES A BIG SAVE. Good grief EPIC IMPLOSION I hope that the TV MC doesn't reflect Shido's opinion of the twins. It's pretty shallow for a dude not to give a fuck about which twin and then for the winning twin to actually not care about it. OOC:My reaction in the form of emoticons: o_o…. looks just like him. Start of the 3rd Game...I see Curse first pick Xin Zhao and Lucian...for a second I am like...wait what? What's moving?! It's almost as if "kill" is used as a term of hyperbole after a severe hit or something the cow behinde pushed the other cow on the street. she tryed to kill it! why the fuck would I want 6lbs Id love to make an offer but i don't have a paypal (/)" **Hello** I have already deleted 101APPLE through 104APPLE, and this had little impact. It's some of the weirdest behavior I've ever seen actually, the photos app lets me click on a photo, then it turns white, but if I swipe over I can see another photo without it going white, but if I try to crop it it crashes the app I have a shiny Golurk nicknamed Gypsy Danger WHAT r u giving me all ur doge Hmmm, would you do Lucario for Frogadier? Yep. She then went on to offer me two positions that are 80 miles away from me This documentary is all a bit 'corporate video' in tone, but the sheer scale of the operation is gj man. thats a crazy amount God is everywhere, god is in our heart, god is in a tree, god is in iPad. Definitely research the company. Dear god please don't research me.. Yeah that pretty much sums it up. I'm also meeting one of his close friends from his graduate program(their flights somehow coincided within 20min of each other) and I want to make sure I look presentable. He always speaks very highly of my personal style so I'm probably just way overthinking because I haven't seen him in awhile Jesus christ I know one of the guys he spoofed 375 bytes is a lot of data? you got downvoted This is the first battle at the barricade! This comment makes me afraid for how much my poop machine of a dog *would* poop if I didn't feed her Blue Buffalo I've only dated one persons whole life... That.... wasn't what I meant to invoke... I have experienced this kind of issue with Windows 7, but on other games. Not only one particular but most of the games I tried to play. Even CS 1.6 Or I'll just save off this thread into my every growing bin of "Gen 3.1 Saved Posts". (My flair I'm saving for Joey+AJ updates, which hopefully will be updated tomorrow "Warlock" makes it sound like he's a magician! maybe i misunderstand u No suspension on Lucic? Wait… aren't they the bad people though? Don't they know that the ale are is there? Wait...when did we get a cat? That's one hell of a stat. i think ryse looks better overall but SS is very consistent... some levels one ryse merely look great... some look mindblowing. the day time and night forest sections just make me go its only a spec not a whole class Lviv looks so pretty Sorry, let me go get Azelf from the GTS. Ok seriously I still don't have it. Free version got updated but the paid version is still not showing up Avem accent? Nu am observat "So, you're telling me that you bought Grumpy Cat Friskies..?" Also, I got gastly from a giveaway so I can't name it Edit: instead of just posting Look at us so what are the squares for? WTF Your FACE... I've known two men who've suffered testicular tortion and I'm glad you were take care of well (so were the guys I know). Seriously painful stuff Why Del Rio's theme used for Brodus Clay and Ricardo accompanied him to the ring? Ship? What a monster! Flash have 3 meters high? Or ever. Preferably he comes back never. Those beards are glorious! My grandfather kissed the Blarney Stone It didn't detonate because you left the ring Yeah, now get diagnosed at 30. OMG! I just brought this up to my fb a day ago and I tried to analyze his reaction to see if he was lying. Wow. The only one that didn't really mess with my head was nuke ...what if they have an immunodeficiency disease? Are they still "weak"? "Are you from Saskatchewan?" The preview video just showed Rose limping off A-....All of them? I don't masturbate into socks, I do it into T-shirts. OMG the stabby bits in the eye socket. just curious lol wtf Just imagine if Reddit got ahold of you street address. this is not a giveaway perhaps or perhaps its -1/13 ( OH GOD TORCHIC WAS ACTUALLY CAUGHT!!! No no, all men are totes immortal. Their telomeres stay intact FOREVER!! Stop telling lies! There is a vibrava (Evolved trapinch Oh, we caught a TREECKO too while I was afk. I would, but that would be weird. The Werewolf in Harry Potter, it's just too human like and weird Wow I have 255. This is nightmare fuel. That's creepy as hell. I remember seeing a comment about it being trendy in Korea to use a shade of BB cream lighter than one's skin (which, it is) and it had like -24 votes or something. that guys face in the back ground Thought strength/armor/regen boosters don't work in WvW I don't mind any kind actually Some engineers dont get any spotlight...even if they are dominating spvp and wvw with just elixirs. I seen some shit. ive dreamed with the logout to wake up or escape something thing for many years He doesn't look a anything like snoopeh I do that with my boyfriend. With songs, and he is really good at making a lot of random noises, so I'll look at him and tell him to "make that noise" and he usually makes the one I'm thinking of. Am I dating my secret older twin?! I'm waiting for the day where I can order my favorite meal at a restaurant and not get a " Np :) Sorry if I sounded too blunt, I've been getting a lot of messages from people and I'm like Tuesday? I don't see the problem =), I made a lutari today, I like the name so much, I'll probably just zap it or morph it. No need to feel horrible about it. Borg last fought on April 4th Am I seeing clear? Doublelift bought a BotRK? Who told you this? I hope you dont work in IT or anything like that. those are beautiful Why did dexter and and DL go in? I also worry that my best friend is actually just in my head and every time I talk to him people think I'm talking to myself Jose5711 friend me and I'll send ya some eggs! I won't need any back in return, as i have all the good stuff already (only took 1300 doughnuts I forgot there even were Item sets Lol what? Why I'm pretty sure those are drawstrings... If not... "Just give me a kiss!" Why am I banned ISNT THAT BAD FOR YOU Is this real? You have a penis and balls shaped bruise on yer butt I'm curious how some of your team has managed to get ilv 100 already? Sorry, just woke up - i'm free now if you are? Tinder is actually pretty cool. Ran into one match who had 56 shared interests with me What? I've only posted this once. Did... did that dojo fighter just tell us to take our shirt off? Or did my sidelong glance miss something...? How did the grapefruit fit up there wait, so you're giving it to me for free? What if Anna had tropical powers? She is assuming that people are assuming stuff about her Then he proceeds to hit two clutch free throws in the 4th, and Chris Paul misses two big ones. What is wrong with this world? So, where can i see your references? and why do you post with this account? I was continuing the hatter thing. Eh, been a long day I think this weirds me out more than the original post. HAWT DAMN! That's some fierce sexiness!! I feel visually assaulted and and highly aroused! Cutting the logos off, or cutting the whole lining out? How in the sam hell do people get the menu when you press the down button to show up?! I literally have had it set on insane for the last 5 mins, and if anything, it SPED UP my internet! She's perfect. I thought it was a third nipple no Probably.....it would be just easier to forget....everything. Then you can go see the celtics. OH WAIT. I'm not quite sure I understand what you mean. I've only given you the Vulpix egg... 2011 revenge? Holy shit, you're right. Never heard of her before but looking at the overview I see a post saying how she "enjoys watching people being harmed and wish it to them a lot" Spurs fan and Bruins fan.... Tiramisu does a body good OOC: Is the interviewer trying to imitate Spacey? Because he sounds just like his real voice WOW! Did u just say 'hover above tract' ?? Holy Shit man !! Its finally coming true Scythers are on Victory Road, though. Haha! I knew i'd flump something up with that comment! You can never tell gender on here, well maybe if I stalked your posts, but I'd never do that........ Id love to see a drawing of it >¬< it sounds so cute!!! I've got Lileep, Hawlucha, Shroomish, Helioptile, Durant, Shieldon, Snover, Minccino, and Carbink? I guess I burn then to a crisp. \( Spirit is *okay*, but far from great. And uh....seriously? I'm not sure how to answer that, other than bad cards are bad? “NATO cannot stop being a military organisation” Isn't that kinda the whole point of it? whaaa? How do you confuse a smaller planet with a shitton of craters with a planet that has a pretty thick atmosphere? That moment when you graduated with my mom My buddy got invited to this exact group earlier for maxing ether shock on rhasta... They really didnt call anything there.... fixed Why do you have these logs ? WOAH wtf? WHY DONT I REMEMBER THAT? haha, that's the same item I picked! It's so you can cut evenly, especially when making large layer cakes. 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In the photo it looks really big? A Potion of Experience pop, Knut, may I add you both? You have pretty awesome Safari's. edit Interesting, Knut must have already had me added before. I'm trying so hard not to comment on your "He was speaking Germany" right now, 'cause this was a good story Wait, there are bots on here? What kind of stuff do they say? I'm curious Come on you Redmen! So nervous. Are you sure its your wife?! No, I'm not Skittles are animal tasted thank goodness she said no Wow... So so much hate for the artillery I saw myself in chat Fair enough, guess I wasn't reading - Unless From Software stole his design Jeepers, the #2 and #7 It's in the title of the post... adventure time ! dude you just get robbed and donating after Man, I asked on freedonuts for some old stuff and now I have 31 active tasks You can walk on water? Ugh...what just happened? If you don't want it just don't download the addon? TIL: 2025 is only 11 years away Shit, it's about not getting arrested? Around here it's about having a clean record, and even pretty stupid shit gets removed after some time So, in a vain attempt to keep up to date during Easter... Sudden Slakoth that the updater didn't mention we caught! This went from "D'awww!" to " You do? Damn I frequently get downvoted for that too Oh god My reddit username. i think we have the same grinder I can't stop watching. I think that's illegal No but I'm more interested in what the hell a flubber pussy is exactly XD how would that even work? Really? I haven't been around here long enough to say anything profound or mature. Well why its likely never going to happen > What an excellent pass anyone know her? Why am I getting downvoted lol? Thanks man! I got downvoted for asking that, some people... I don't want stones on my balls I only *recently* learned that '5 Guys' is fast food -- I hope that's your reference anyway. The editing is good, but I'm really confused about the story Do people actually replace their soil and pour bleach on their yard to get rid of mushrooms? Living in Canada where a gas mag costs you 25~ for pistols and 45~ for rifles getting 8 mags for 200 would be a godsend in the first place o-o Whoa, dude, I don't smoke either! But it's their selection, not yours Omg you all fuckin idiots .. I'm out Duncan just said shit WTF HARRIS!!! Really? Plus, in mgs2, he has a beard, a small beard, but a beard none the less, if he was naturally blonde, he would have a blonde beard, or at least traces of it, or he would dye his beard also, which is It looks so... so 3D... Me. I'm not much of an internet crush kind of girl. There's that whole "happily married" thing too. So, how much Doge do you have for sale? Golf is a sport? What the fuck is wrong with you? Download Porn, Works for me like a charm. 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The *other* other white meat Even I have made a pineapple gif now. Something is wrong with me glitch in the matrix This reminds me of an overheard conversation between some teenagers. One girl in the group was voicing her confusion at how different the weather is between Alaska and Hawaii when they're (her words) "literally RIGHT next to each other on the map!!!". I wouldn't thought those cars whould be projected THAT far! For 36 you look great! I also love your makeup. I love the way your eyes with simplicity, if that makes any sense Why the Imagine ALL 718 of them You own TWELVE carriers? but..... you brought it up, what the heck? I didn't even mention blacklisting The first one is rare. As for your second point, people ult to get dragon? hiiii . . . moonSpider. reveal yourself! Right now, the top comment is talking about "the poors". 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Yeah half of my brain was saying, "This can't be real," but then even not being on reddit very long, with my interest in all things medical I've seen some very messed-up stuff. So it was kind of, "Pointing out this is not normal might help this person if this is real, and if not, might help all the poor guys (at least the less-experienced ones) who now had that horrible image in thier heads кто такой виталик You can trap them? I learned something new today I need it Me too! I knew a lot of the people involved and was LJ friends with MsScribe for a short period of time so it was very I have you tagged as guy who tagged /u/karpenterskids as repost whore. That soul crushing moment of terror when your going down her profile on mobile and liking something by accident. I have read this exact same exchange of comments before. This is the worse deja vu ever. Legitimately freaked out here. I'm so sorry man. 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You do know that "what the hell really happened" was that someone stuck a big pipe up your butt? league of legends, team fortress 2..? the only topics i know a lot about that come to mind is this America Wow, thanks for the gold! WTF, why is it $25 a pop for a paperback a month? I actually found my old psp and updated it to the latest cfw. It's so easy to do now it's unbelievable Why would i be a woman? This is an interesting corrolation, but could it not be that it is a result of the trend rather than a cause? Publishing is a business, supply and demand applies here just.. like.. er.. *looks at glass* The water.. it's.. *water is vibrating* ***OH MY GAHD!!*** | woah, now I look at it it is, my bad Huskar is not awful outside of laning Hah, thanks. Yes, it was quite a fun night. I did not expect to stay out until 4am, but I did. Really? Wait, people do something else? 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Chrissy is making custom flairs for mods, didn't you get the message in modmail? Thanks man, edited. Can't math while working a night shift. Okay, so... mentioning that particular meme generation site will apparently get you shadow-banned or something... Because I made a comment that linked to it, and now an edit to my previous comment about it, and none of the stuff shows up. Details? what negg? Fifteen feet away? This is mental torture Wat. $1100 Im starting to wonder if I should go for like 3.5m HC:s just to be sure. We are.....we are Shes an easily manipulated idiot in a position of power and influence. Shes a really useful tool for her enemies so why would they kill her? If the whole red wedding thing hadn't happened she probably would have lived for quite a long time until one of Robbs bannermen or allies realized that she does more harm than good and had her killed silently What's wrong with the townies on the corner? I got 9 before, never again We have chat leaders? DAT 290+ up speed tho I had to use the downstairs neighbor's bathroom for a few weeks when my landlord renovated my bathroom. It was horrible for everyone involved Oh dear God t.... Thanks, but this ones too nerdy for me. I think i understood four words in the whole post. Did we reach the limit yet? Out of curiosity, why hasn't your husband told them to shove it yet??? Just look at the dude. How he tries to get his hands free and away from her. And steps even back a bit. Probably scared to be accused of molestation. Gawd DAYUM. My opponent just dropped him for Lohse... I used a depth of field, then something called gloom .......yes gloom. very fitting oh god, i remember when this got posted for this first time. I still feel so weird watching it I want to try the AM Crunchwrap. Hash browns INSIDE IT? Why is there a seal in the reflection? I'm amazed by the fact that you didn't trace it! not true as far as I'm aware. HiRez state that you are allowed to record gameplay and post it as well as make money from those videos/streams. so i don't see why anyone would say that wtf happened there. People love posting about this God... .......his arm Nice going there Magicarp. what?... i heard about it for the first time ... Damn, how could i miss this That one from The Dark. Was Kassadin's ap scaling changed from .3 to .8 on his q? That seems rather large You know where I live So many bullets I'm still able to cancel my membership without having to go through doing it by email.. maybe you just got unlucky or something with how you have to cancel it I like you, LadyCeasar. You are ridiculously patient. Don't mention that No kidding. Imagine having naturally low blood pressure and taking someone else's BP medication thinking it was a pain pill. Already? It's a Weavile already I'm amazed it isn't. They aren't just trashing your stuff but stealing your _house_. That's pretty fucked. Banks have foreclosed on houses owned by people who never even had a _bank account_ with their bank. Well Steam's maintenance night is Tuesday... I never remembered Mondays being a problem last season. The holy grail of views I still see them as Ents though. Looking her up now... Holy cow you're right. The resemblance is uncanny. Whoa. Happened to me when playing the girls team in team handball. There were about 200 watching. My coach and everyone else laughed when a girl tripped and burrowed her face in my junk... Even my mother isn't that close-minded, and she can jump the gun faster than anyone I know Wow, I should go back and clarify that. Youre right, that sentence gives a way different impression if you stop there.... Is that animal on your shirt wearing a tutu? I DO TOO You mean rape fantasies? I think they do 7392 hours is like 10 months Can you imagine Sakura stealing the eye and implanting it in herself I seem to be the minority here, but I actually don't hate the clippers I once got a pack of 50 underwear for 2 dollars. Never again The voices They won't stop knocking So does that mean we shit out pearls? Masters student / soon-to-be PhD student and graduate researching in electrical materials engineering. I still use Wikipedia to help with research. A lot. Out of curiosity, what prompted this change? Doesn't it seem like having a mostly white camo might be very similar to a certain other clan's standard uniform? Your a genius I think I'm in love But you do know that Dragon and Baron are timed by the game itself? 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I was so happy when the conference was over At least on my stream they didn't actually show what happened after the hit Clearly, unclear. Holy shit, I found something saltier than the Dead Sea. You are right Well 2 of the ganks I killed Shaco b4 I died. Nid and shaco. Fear from his box is what caused me to not be able to get out. That nerf to Heim turret. Thanks for the insanely fast response and change Pineapples, Angela White wearing potato sacks, what next? Watch out though, he's a clever bastard i hope this isnt me before the dating part spending 500$ to see a friend of two years that havnt met in person yet Right, good point. I'm doing the same thing where I'll be sampling here and there but ultimately leaving a majority of them to age. I'm not quite at the point of aging multiple boxes over long periods of time. And much of me is wondering if I even have the willpower to do so This is the first time I've seen way_fairer make a post with a negative score That 1,2 Dratini Whats depressing about the zoo? Well, the one I had past Friday, called me cute. Do you think she lied? What of someone really was in that suit & Putin is the only one (or one of few) who knows? Please explain how anivia could burst down a kassadin psychology When did satire become like Racism, where it "only" applies to power structures OMFG That interior My Goodness Gracious this is accurate. yup! Be happy to help you - will you be wanting a specific nature for it? Spa baths. Let it... *woah why would it be laggy? Done to me, expected to hurt more. But isn't that an absolute? Why is it in may section. I was checking april one ,_, My eyes That was fast.. Risky username I clicked that, half expecting it to not exist. I should've known better. Arcade means... well, arcade. Skill based, score based game, that could be in arcade. Did it ever meant anything else? lol - noooo, what makes you say that? I did not grow up in a wealthy part of Nigeria. But I did not grow up in abject poverty either. My parents were not rich but they never spared expenses in sending us to good schools. From a very young age, my mother made sure to buy me novels while my father would sit me on his lap and we'll read news papers together. That all changed when my little sister was born... I think once I establish myself, I might go back and revamp the current entertainment sector. The only way to gain the world's interest is by success. Neil Blomkamp put South Africa on everyone's radar ... And made Nigerians look like alien fuckers. #genericsexcommenthere What the hell ever. As long as you and your partner are cool with whatever dynamic you've got going on, go you. Next time someone asks if you've found a job be like, "Oh yeah! BREAKING DOWN GENDER STEREOTYPES! AND BUSINESS IS **GOOD**!" is he skating in royal blue 1s Awww yay! 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Didnt intend to come off as a prick. In the eyes? That thread was a bit too relatable... The very definition of PTSD... jeez man. Que? Ok was not honestly expecting down votes at all I did not feel I said anything controversial or off topic O_O was expecting maybe a comment that disagreed but down vote because you disagree? O_O I have re read and I don't think I said anything offensive sorry if i did offend wut! 18 second response time quite early for school to be over One time j got hit so hard my thong came off I need to do that too in a couple of weeks but mine's not nearly as dusty as yours I only just noticed it was a dinosaur when you pointed it out Well they said they "pick out" clothing for you and all you pay is the shipping and you can send stuff back, but If I read that correctly they don't let you choose what you want? er..? When I was young, we played "guns" which was really hide and seek, and "found you" substituted by pew pew pew. Anyway, eventually the game would sometimes devolve into what we called "war crimes". It worked like this: usually 2 guys would be the "Nazis". One to generally push you around and be extra mean. The other to do the shooting. You would be forced to kneel on the top of this little hill in the woods, the shooter would double tap your head and you were supposed to fall down the hill in the most impressive manner. That said, most of us found playful joy in producing the most dramatic death, but one kid always wanted to be the shooter. Always. Would rage quit if we didn't let him. Oh my how can you read usernames, the chat is going at 200mph right now I don't get it. Is it a stab against the Kraken G10? whats the tattoo on your thigh? and what's all this about bondage and fetish the look they give you before feeding, when they stare you down with one eye Dravens E is called stand aside. ( or was it w? 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I am NOT talking about the little shitty attempt by the Air Force general (ooooooooooo scareddddd) Hey thanks for the post but I never sang for donations Did....that Cyndaquil accidentally get cloned when I got a communication error? We lost 38 billion ISK in ships? perhaps things have changed but the last time i saw that chassis IRL the stand isn't mounted in a hard point, is it? Recklydoo, you been here a day and we already know your secrets What the heck happened in Germany? Insane increase followed by insane plummet ...did he die? why is Fear on Imperium I'm sure that that person got hit in the bottom right corner just as it zoomed in at 1:10 Why do you have Amur flair? What's this And afterwards pray that they'll be matched with that person? Do the Flyers always fall down or whiff on the PP? He also flies a helicopter... and planes... And he flew the Millenium Falcon. I mean what the fuck more do you want? ... I would like to know the story behind this name Thanks, I think I'm going to have to take your guys advice and build my own mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I want pizza now He was fucking a ghost! That was impressive My mom actually took the little cherry tomatoes on her salad and put them in the waiter's hand saying "these are wrinkled and I know for a fact that the owners would not want you serving these to guests." I nearly hit my chin on the table sinking in my chair. She wouldn't have eaten them even if they hadn't been wrinkled. Not prioritized you mean CHAT EXPLOSION!!! Haha what? So your budget for moving is 10 to 20 dollars plus lunch? added, somehow you already had me I suppose that explains the unbelievable turnaround Links to WMH..? I should not have looked that up.... It wished that our Flameslash's spine would break. And it did! Dry socket Or really hard boogers inside your nose. I get those once in a while and damn, it hurts when you touch your nose. It brings tears to your eyes. I'm always afraid that when I go on a ride that drops at a steep level in complete darkness that my head is gonna hit something on the ceiling. I duck every time rank 11 to 7 in an hour? That is a big-ass machine over there taking up a huge chunk of the PokeCenter... Both? lol i have no idea They do? Elvis Mitchell (guy on the floor) looks like a black Jeff Boldblum in this picture. ... what the heck is the jimmy thing about? Mother of all Jekangbords! what blows my mind is that you can't plug a usb stick into it a watch a movie from it. Wait I'm confused Patch download Oh snap. Its Charles Chen in the background BLODDY HEADER i cant stop watching it Thanks again friend! I've been snooping around a bit about the series and it does sound a bit daunting. I'm not the biggest fan of what I like to call "Fantasy Names". And it sounds like there's a lot of them I've never seen a more scary picture of Momiji. For me. 14 year old me fapping away at 2am in the morning in my room. I was sure my door was closed. But when i was done, there was a gap in the door You posted this 3 hours ago and I read it when it was 1:45 pm for me... What the hell were those two doing inside that container? Then who is it? Heard... what? 3:1? If you take a look at divinity, dragon knights were used to fight on the side of dragons, because dragons gave them their power. So maybe, mordekaiser is on shyvana's side. AND HER FATHER GAVE MORDEKAISER HIS POWER Is it worth bragging when you are the worst of your group? Wtf did I just see. what? I don't see why rebinding autobuy to f3 is that bad Oh so that's what it was! Silly me!... Um... Wait, reddit is supposed to be something else than circlejerking? I so hope you can really make people explode when kicking them But that's how nervous he was..... Add me pls!!! Sbaleye Why would a miss fortune buy a Sunfire? bit late to the party but one of mine brought me back the munificent mogtome I posted it 'Would you kindly' Is that not a mix between the server and the language? I mean, why did they make you select the language then? They had programs in Europe where sex offenders would be castrated What was the surprise ? I've see nothing New.. About your edit : would mean a 100-67m/s shell velocity I hate to say it and sound like a lawyer but I agree with this one. A devoutly religious person may speak up in their belief that "well this is only happening at Apple because of the gays. And the gays are evil and should be burned." now the rest of us are looking at that person going " I've only heard it ever go off once at mine, and it was a girl who set it off Want a basebitch This is what i call a Pedophile This is pretty much my policy for making tools in Minecraft. Whoa how did you get both the chest and legs to preview in the dye window? Whenever I preview dye colors, it strips me down to underclothes Can't resolve hostname? Forget the Disney bit, has it really been 11 months since UHC X?! Seems to be more of a feat, then a quirk Really >A Swan? Really? I've already got some grass blocks, used them for my farm ;) I don't really need flowers, although I will consider building a sugar cane farm, I actually had no idea you could farm it Wow, that is so friggin cool looking I... I'm scared What... Finding someone's iphone on the street and trying to figure out a way to return it is not stealing Still yet to play through Burial despite Infinite being on par with walking dead for being one of the best games I have ever played I see Game of Thrones. Tornadoes in Chicago!?! Cream Jell-o? I have a feeling you are going to do it whether scared or not The first time I've seen something on Facebook before seeing it on Reddit... I'd rather be on the end that didn't have teeth Oh wont you please Those legs are so damn out of proportion ... That's ironic. Pensioners water aerobics........ So many wrinkles What is one whole dogecoin? I thought the same thing. Are we related? wow a compliment on reddit TREASURE!!!! That sounds like what would English sound like if I didn't understand it 10 Mh/s gives 52,000 Doge per day? Another female that can support ... cum trees Ha, it most definitely doesn't work for gaming... the cringe is real The "Surge" of missionaries will only last two years anyway. I guess someone in the COB forgot to do the math...again. Nope. I was at March Moto Madness at the same site last month, though. Be aware: there are no showers there. What is the point of sending me a mail with a EU and a US key, if it's on the server no matter what i pick? ( That Nic Cage iPhone case... why is rising storm beta 39 gb? Not to mention in that stadium the combined lift capacity will be 20,0000 mT. EACH crane can do 10k I'm just concernd that The Mafia is being so nice I thought it was the 6? This is awesome to hear ! I can't believe some of u guys haven't heard of HSL Are you me? I've seen those signs and I made the same joke A 36 on the SAT I have absolutely no idea what I just read. What language is it in? You didn't like Deadpool or Wolverine? You should get out more Who? W...why would anyone *not* want to fuck her...? Wait Wally Cronkite is in rBLK and not TBS what's the logic behind axe + disruptor? I don't think I've seen that before Is that site official?! It gotta be a fansite, please tell me it's a fansite! Damn that is scary Twitch will have to devote a sever FARM to that! And it would have 2 minute lag! Dude...you're beard is awesome. Theyve change it so it is now blatantly clear how to do it Yes, me posting about Rocket Blowers was to show how bad things are. yayy you're not approaching ancient... What the what what???!! Gah! Egads, why are people so obsessed with invisible pores? It's like makeup manufacturers are trying to tell women they need to look like they've been photoshopped in real life. That looks like a forest in Bradford, i go too Idea: Use the sacrifice rune that gives 85,000 HP per sacrifice, means over 400k HP with dogs Toyota trucks have this nuisance problem where if you brake hard over a manhole cover or even a wet road line, the ABS can kick in and upset the balance so much it has to continue pulsing. So sometimes tiy have to pump ABS brakes It's all good, man. Buncha grumpy motherfuckers on this sub. Oh shit, is that Christina Aguilera? What if they miss both free throws that is a HUGE bumble bee AH thats a confusing question. im not sure how to answer it. maybe uh, watching them sleep The pan.. crits that common? I'm 27 and I have a baby face. 18 year old girls like me. I don't know what to do. The entire problem all throughout my life is that I've always found it difficult to find intelligent and mature women. I've done some things man well maybe touching as well Describe me Skimmons is amazing. What the heck did she hit, and how many times before giving up? ....using the PG version? You're right. Without a background, Asuka looks huge! There are many of us. You just don't see us cos it's...umm...dark I'm not sure what is more odd, the picture, or the fact that someone helped them undress, then took the photo for them....then....yeah.... OOoOOoo Thank you so much! The site looks fantastic and adorable Umm okay That championship experience You don't want an Amaura either? Hey, I won't say no to free stuff Floral pattern tights... you read my mind I actually didn't ban him but clicked the link and Really? I went in assuming it would be hard, and prepared on that basis, and it was, and luckily I was prepared for it. Granted that was over a decade ago, but like, why would anyone ever think the AP Chem test of all things would be easy? To me, Nikko's statement regarding "correct path" also indicates that if Ikeda makes even one mistake, then all of his fawning followers will fall into hell right along side him. I'd go mad too if my man bit was that small. What the actual fuck Ah +physical will? That page is still around??? LOL that's really cute! I don't have a boyfriend but in math class over the summer, the guys in my group were always Glorious! Now I need a controller with more buttons people on YouTube are so racist ...and of those three, where, exactly, did you take the ring off? Yeah, it's unbelievable how much of an asshole people can be! I'm constantly amazed at how petty adults can be some times, every day I read of someone that sets new lows. How insecure do you have to be in order to start and use arguments like "I'm the favourite" Like what? What the heck did I just read? help me fix my macro That's a thing? I have a squared jaw. No steroids. I don't see how a squared jaw, has anything to do with being on steroids... OMG... A none rare silver in a gold pack If they lose promo, why would CLG? ... You just changed my life. ( Hey man, sorry about my slow reply; 15 year old here, and I guarantee that the social issues will pass. You will find a group of friends who will become good friends with you and you can be comfortable around. This is coming from a formerly socially awkward (formerly? I dunno I don't get it.. who's hashbrowns? 3 bucks She's beautiful... But has the crazy eyes for sure But...but...you're from Italy too distracted by awesome to even plant the bomb What ? They renamed the Holy Order of the Sisters ? My best friend of 7 years asked me out. and although I didn't feel the same way, I decided to give it a go... Nothing was the same after Oh god Oh god Oh god ... It's Me again "Älskar barn" Where else did you see this?! Same, except my mom leaves the room when my dad turns on the pervy anime to watch with my younger brother. How… how the fuck did you watch GoT on a run!? Me too! So it doesn't get condensation steam between the toast and the plate. And the spread doesn't soak completely into it. why u are pro in everything :O This is... amazing, can't wait for all of them Not for long This is a crazy thought... but... what if... Zeni made a bot to kill and ban the bots... botception... wait so we donated to cover most of the production costs and now we need to pay again to watch the final movie? seriosly? Hmmmm... perhaps this explains why I was able to enter Teambuilder queue as Xerath/Support and get a game almost instantly No worries. I am independent so happily I don't pay anybody anything, but I was quoting prices I have heard from newbies I'd never seen before until ACL itself. I was wondering how much those kids get charged, and one said he paid a $100 lease but only got the cab for either morning or night but not both! *(don't look don't look don't look don't look)* **glance** I was refering to tanks I never noticed that his robe bulges before... What on earth? I *think* I'm getting pretty good at dedicating time for work, hobby and gaming... Although I probably do less work than I should... Wait wait wait... A MANGROVE snake? Aren't those venomous Good point! Same with me yesterday while patching! I had one over 20 from a patch log... Don't use Hydrogen Peroxide.... Wait, Illyrio kept Serra's hands, as in mummified hands? Where was this mentioned? How did I miss such a macabre reference??? Doublelift - Madlife Wow.., Doublelift and MadLife Once when I was in the hospital, there was an elderly lady who walked around with a pair of hospital underwear on her head like this. One of the other patients asked about it and apparently she did it to help with the oils in her hair. Maybe this is the same concept? I'd like to make it happen Hahaha haha ! I just really started nesting... I had 'fun' yesterday sorting out my pantry and organizing spices by bottle models/sizes etc... I saw best Vayne condom as the title How the fuck are your banks so...empty? or won't Couldn't even fap to this even if i tried Whoa mikel was £20m? You know I didn't think I'd like impeachmint, but I do He just totally ignored that black person What if it gave negative stats then? It's not every day you see Parting out micro'ed in a PvP thats not evidence; you could be lying for all we know ! Congratulations... I guess, I mean, that's the calories I use to eat in a week What? Have I missed something? I forgot that her gauntlets are oversized any logical reason for using a text document to store images? Imagine how many history classes that would be How long has it been since you cleaned your room holy cow. ¯ \ ( Calling out hypocrisy in international politics is kinda pointless... everybody does it Daamn Assuming "Wait for it......... Never used stealth strike either maybe the support team are the ones camping solo dungeon bosses What if Google doesn't know? The organization of this trailer is weird but who cares NEW FOOTAGE! ... you might not be the only one on this page ... You never know First rule of dewarding, don't ward the same spot after deward. Second rule, they can see you But, again, most major nations/alliances do that. China, check. NATO, check. Russia, check. You can call out the stuff that they're doing, Im all for that. But hypocrisy? Heck, its hypocritical to call out hypocrisy at this point. So to avoid hypocriception how about we just stick to what they are actually doing at this current time and limit our arguments to that instead of spending an entire weak to figure out who truly wins the hypocrisy olympics? change every 3 months? How many miles do you do So refreshing... Inferior is ableist language. ( What did I just watch The question is... WHY? Are those elephants? Wtf? I'm pretty much consulting for a consulting firm itself. really? And why did you post then? I never really figured out how. The only time I tried the villager who was moving in disappeared and never returned Houston Grand Opera just started its first Ring Cycle, and it's my very first. I'm not disappointed. Rhine Maidens in their own floating aquariums, giants in Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robot suits, and Erda shows up at the end, dressed like the hive queen from Alien to be all "doom on you!" to Wotan. It was pretty awesome. Oh, and Valhalla was composed of supers, who were suspended Cirque du Soileil style from the ceiling. Well, you can't *really* blame Windows for this... Smite *did* stop working! It's just, that's what you wanted to happen. Mill threw? as a fat guy with a young daughter I get it all the time. We were in some store and she says to me "daddy I love you because your tummy is like a pillow". But lately she has been noticing the few Asian people who live in our area. when ever she sees one she slants her eyes with her figures and says "look at me I'm a Chinese baby" I always tell her just call them Asian If you had a ping of 0, that's a warning sign in itself! Even if you were in the very room of the Smite server, you'd still have a ping of ~1-2ms. Perhaps your ping was so high that it exceeded the 999ms normally displayed and wrapped around to 0? How does that tank barely even move. You mean, pay to see *the front page*? Noooooh! I wanna' know what's going on with that tongue (Or spit... it could be spit?) and those tears (Or they could be spit too, I guess...) Starcraft 2 is not a MOBA Oh don't do that to me. Never scored more than 2 in the same game! Just pointing out that it looks like number 16 is a copy of number 15, unless you actually got 2 eggs perfectly like that who actually uses those Then how did you guys decide to go out? Telepathy? Witchcraft? wait... they light up Same problem right here, but one of my friends that live in the same country can get online no problem. when is the patch gonna come anyway What in the blue fuck? Community for 318 years....But Jebediah's only been around for 5 Those are freaky Very worth! how did u get the pink text and the icon Did not one single person involved with this think that grip is generated with features perpendicular to the direction of travel? I don't care which side they take, but the one thing they should absolutely do is combine. GESTAULT EVANGELION. I don't know man, what if shit hits the fan(world war 3, zombies ect.) and somehow they lose power and unfreeze and are some how able to get out of jail. Then we have, say about 100 years(or whatever it may be) worth of pissed off frostbitten murderers/rapist/murder-rapists roaming the streets. White girl face tho Weird because Cookies mom sent me a pic of her also... I learned how much ECM drones can ruin your day Why are you still bronze? Oh, lol. Was about to edit my post asking if you spawned here (mod), new set piece, or spawned it. See no way you could get to this otherwise, and you seem to be in a bush-hat. Magneto ? If they don't care that their naked boobs look like seatbelts, I'm guessing they didn't care too much about the good news. my size almost looks like my school library Impressive What the fuck are they "programming". I almost don't believe you someone with working knowledge of even just MSWord would ask something like that. That Zed and Syndra skins I went through those pics... unbelievably sexy and classy dresses Goddam, imagine if those two procreated... Hmm, for some reason it didn't register you until I opened the friend list $80 for an EVOD starter kit...SRS She couldn't say no either? I wonder if anyone will ever use that. Every rare recipe costs around 1g, so 1 Unidentified Dye would cost... 4g? HOLY COW THAT'S A LOT! In year 2014? You can't see the dress! It tastes flubbery to me Somebody needs to tell that guy that less is more Oh my goodness, this is valuable stuff I just saw! This is far more motivating than a picture of a fit blonde in a bikini running down the beach. I think it's about time I loose that weight I've told myself I would for the past 3 years. wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut's going on here... y'all niggas makin NO SENSE I sincerely hope for his sake that she's a Dremora and not like, a Clanfear GAH YOU SUCK 105% OF THIS PLACE HAS "SHIBE" IN THEIR USERNAME Still haven't gotten an email saying it shipped i didn't post the bearded dragon sold drugs.. I never even noticed that there was a light there before... TIL Lots of strategy... Ahhh! I love it so much, your style is so awesome Okay, this is karma for making everyone else have nightmares Perhaps you should stay away from our save file then... you know, just in case your mere presence causes its bits to spontaneously combust. God damn this was fast why would Mainland Chinese meet on reddit tho? i think in his scenario, vac would not only ban bassed on detection, but also susspission (is that even the right word spelling I picked my Xbox up about a month ago in anticipation for upcoming new IP's that will surely be announced at June's E3. I love the Xbox and all, but it still blows my mind that there's no external support. I mean, even the Wii U launched with external support That shoulder though ... That was so fast! Those mother fuckers! Just give me Pazaak and I'll be happy. Make good cards super rare drops or something and make sure they're always tradeable and never bound. Maybe even make different deck designs. "Hey you got that Revan +/-2 card? I'll trade you 2 Carth -3s for it." Achievements for deck completions and number of wins. Tournaments. What's up with the people in the background waving towards where they think a camera is? none of those are true What. But they've always been available in Australia, haven't they? is AM really that thin? I used to do stuff like this when we went on family trips. We used to have a volvo family wagon from the 80s and it had that rumble seat that you could pull out of the trunk that faces backwards. So my cousin and I would take my 2-3 year old sisters snow jacket and he would put his hands in it (think bird shadow puppet) and pretend like he was holding it and it was cooing and he was playing with it and smiling and it was trying to grab things. After 30 seconds or so I would begin to violently punch it. Then we would look up at the drivers behind us and either see I don't see the regret here. What does this have to do with Jewish people? Wow... Yeah some of this stuff needs deleting... Especially that which cannot be played again.... Have you tried using an effigy? I remember reading somewhere that subs listening would pic them up sometimes A quarter a week is casual? !? I've got a feeling Yamato will come in with a flash of light and say to Madara, "You got a problem with Naruto? ( Its a waiter position. What do they expect? Mad accounting skills? Holy fucking christ, that's some racist shit That thing could swallow the entire Chua if what i am seeing is what i am thinking, this is the best evidence we have to find out how elo works Did that highlight what square the anonymous users were hightlighting? isn't it not good for you to not pee for 4 hours at a time? especially if you're a kid with a kid-sized bladder? That's not that bad, considering yesterday Ayesee was telling Tralf "if you say that once again I'm going to cut your throat" or something Irritating short hands owssm This is fantastically bizarre and fascinating! HOW??? This is probably the creepiest motherfuckin thing I've seen all week Well, goddamn, why didn't I think of that!?? OP, you have artists to thank. Is that like an energy/plasma-ridden mushroom cloud deep in the background? so serene. must see more! BR > NA confirmed?! ORLY ? Seriously ?! And it took several months to understand that...? That faux 3-D movement is uncanny as hell Her lips look smaller. Aww Unfo you rock. I'm so glad you joined <3 So many good times already and we haven't even hit LAUNCH. It's counter strike in real life! When I got on, it was at 495k, and when I logged off for the night, it was at 1.3m. I can't believe everyone is dying so much. that death glare First time I saw this pic, I didn't even notice Kevin was there until now Made in python?? Not bad When I queue for all match levels I'm usually in within 8-10 minutes. I don't think 10 minutes is really that bad of a wait All these letters on the Thanks page! Half you can just trade in/sell for $300 How can you sleep at night? Exactly. I'm waiting for something. There hasn't been an inciting incident, and I'm 75 pages through it. And it's not like it's a long book OMG!! Another paranoid fear-syndrome mania!!! I don't want the coins since i already have 2 Cuban coins in my collection, i'm just hanging around here to try to counter the wave of downvotes sweeping the thread. Oh my.....I can play GBA games on my iPhone? I clicked this link with the intention of finding out where this was... of course it's in my goddamn state. How does having an affair make you more of a human being I just do? I dunno, it's really not that difficult #13 Honestly, it looks like it would cut them in half That was really funny. The look on her face when she realizes she's on camera.. Why are about half the links on this page purple for me You have to work full time AND attend classes / do homework? wait. what's wrong with planks Or it drops items on death I was wondering that myself. Also, if "W" isn't "M", I feel bad because everyone assumes it is. I am also confused. seems you hate them so much....you've become one of them Wow, I wonder how much mine is worth? I just noticed, in the banner, Zapdos is holding its Master Ball in its talons. How long has THAT been there?? First off, bravo.Second... /u/Marsandtherealgirl - I just realized HOW CLOSE May 10th is! dat ass I guess I got lucky often enough. My runs were white mages spamming holy in cleric stance, and typically people in ilvl80+ gear. And 30 minutes Am I the only one that couldn't stop looking at Scholes' seemingly dislocated foot? wat 10 ft UI? What fucking TV have you got? I wouldnt mind horse costumes Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't a Stage 1 just an ECU reprogram? If so, $2700 is an insane price for that. Agreed. Oh, yeah, I guess. Sorry, after writing that post, I went to the TVTropes article ON xkcd. I'm just getting back now. Time-sucking black hole, I tell ya... But I'm **ADVOCATE**forgod. How do get just big stacks of skin codes like this? Do you really wanna know Is that the most? And, 54 kills with a shotgun? That's crazy for comp The helmets work fine for deflecting neutotoxin-tipped arrows at least How is this a fail? Uh, thanks? The files are even rw-rw-r but it doesnt work AAAARHG THE VOICES, THEY TELL ME ITS WRONG! ITS ALL WRONG! That's been my worst nightmare since the fifth grade! I'm 26 years old and I still lose sleep when I think about that shit. I don't even have a dog to lick me, so C'mon guys, don't downvote her for listing her items It bothers me too I can understand it if they're Catholic or Orthodox and they have certain rites of passage that you must undertake before you get baptized, but only for the summer? For what reason? Dat September booty, tho. Why is this on the front page? Seriously??? O_o It's so easy to clean I have 300 hours logged in steam. I only got the steam version a year ago. I've played it for about four years. I don't wanna go into explicit detail, to be honest Are showers feminine now? Chocolate ...or a peeping tom See, I don't have this issue because I've always jumped with the original. It took me the longest time to figure out that it jumps differently and that was from someone telling me. Is was like I forgot vanilla looked so bad No, because there are still National Parks and Forests instead of Wolf Killing Parks and oil rigs (although that *could* be what the crisis is about). Me too.. even after I saw your comment. Took 4 re-reads before I finally got it. Typo - or you genuinely thought Porsche would name a vehicle after a US county? This is a very valid point. Did not think of this Poison weapons on right hand turn into fire atack!! How far was the guy? Impressive because he hit him with one shot and he was far enough for you to not hear his shot So......suddenly liking comics makes you emo? He bo sorcere and vulcan battle mage ? Oh... I kinda tuned out during the playoffs due to RL. I only knew that Scarra was coming back. Didn't know goldenglue was temp only. Weird moves... I am something chinese (> Yeah, just stay inside in the dark in the closet where it's safe Dem Asses Wow, i was unaware they made a fourth. Read this as shuriken collection I'd like to know what noise it was making that was loud enough for you to hear it. Very cool name origin, my name origin is beyond lame :( . Biology was my original major, I still like it, but i switched to psychology. Have any crazy hiking stories? I once walked into a pair of bears fighting in a tree Has infernal robotics made the parts more rigid when I wasn't paying attention? Because it sure looks like it did Are you talking about this year as in since 2014 started?? because I thought you meant in 365 days. How do you manage to pull that off? Ah, memorized the wrong name How bizarre--very few of the fantasy books (recently published) which I've read in the last few years have featured happy endings, or elf ears. What exactly are you reading? Touche sir, touche Some eye wizardry is going on. I thought his username was SHAFTAMALE Not that I'm calling you a liar, but... pics or it didn't happen They also say "bones are for dogs." but aren't some men dogs? HE KNOWS IT BY HART I leave for a job at 6:00 and we're up 4-0. I get out at 7:00 and we're tied at 5-5... What the hell happened During the earth invasion? Really? You can push boulders up stairs?! If you are alone, how'd this comment get here? "As it once was" Damn these clickbaits, the title should be more clear about what airspace they violated, got kinda worried there for a second... What about interlock, double interlock, or double overlap?! Totally stalking you Man, his attitude and tone just changed at warp speed I'm not sure if that's such a good idea... Letting anyone upload code onto your server to be executed on your machine, broadcasting to a bunch of people... Aches was on nV too Well shit I'm still an anal virgin of the highest order hahahhah. Is it because she has no eyes? You never know where she's looking! I'm old (like 40 in a few years, so I should die of old age any time now). I've worked at a few horse rescues over the years, and with more than a few mares in general. Your story strikes me as very unusual, as all of the mare sexual abuse stories I've heard/ seen the aftermath of (I lived in WA state for a decade; apparently the horse sexual abuse capital of the US) involved starving, beating, and (sometimes permanently) crippling the mare to be abused. I've met a few mares (one used to be mine) that hated stallions even during heat to the point that they tried to kill the stallion before/ during/ after the deed was done naturally. I have to wonder how did this guy randomly luck out to always find the world's most submissive mares to abuse? All righty! Holy cow our first four numbers are identical. the finals are over....di...did we win? OMG WTF !!! that is super awesome. The Walking Dead style the zombies are limping and you can hear the wolf howling. THIS IS IT!!! HOLY SHIT THE DROWNED GOD IS ULMO. That's still a ridiculously short amount of time interviewing, especially without a technical portion. My current internship did the whole phone screen + 5 round on-site technicals, but I've never had an offer without a technical round What if you have diarrhea? HI! I'm sam! my favorite color is green too :) , do you have some drawings you can show? and architectural engineering WHHAAAAAAAAAA! what are the odds i guess kansas! lol, he was from Topeka, don't tell me you are too Shooting 50 in the playoff series Yes Seriously, neither do I. I guess the variety of music genres has changed...I used to listen to things with names like "alternative rock" and "punk." I'm out of my depth here. ... Now I'm wondering; is he a cashier or a bagger? Oops, I think I entered the FC wrong -- my bad! Haha yeah he's like So cute! I'm terrified after reading that scary story now though. C. Diff switch ....Woah. I couldn't get that app to work for me, so I instead started using a program called "PaD Backup Manager" (which i cant find even under "my apps" for some reason I'm just looking for some original NM pressings of some The Meters. Preferably under $10. I think it would be overload if all those quotes came from the same episode Ooooooh Come to Arizona (ironically) you won't understand then but you'll definitely observe them DAT CARPET. That yellow death stare Wow Flows looks strangely dark without shaders... Holy shit, that's actually really terrifying. sounds like Fassbenders character in 12 years a space 1h & pyromancy made it pretty easy But you wouldn't know if someone was leaving Why did this comment get downvoted? dat mega slap/ninja flip combo Who downvotes this? Velkoz support? His dick fits in an engagement ring? do redstone circuits behave the same as electric circuits? I did not know that Yup, same guy. I get asked that question a lot on Reddit. I've got my eye on you Great, thanks! Hard to keep up with all these block explorers Do not trust me, but I have a friend, who has a friend, who asked one of the NBDale players. Apparently it's being called that nface has a waller playing for them, and they paused the game for that..... The address is in the title on reddit...How lazy do you have to be? Holy shit. I HAVE THE SAME BEDSHEETS. Why not a 'respect women' movement, that will then be returned by women? amazon has coupons? and where exactly was the juke there? because I couldn't understand a single thing (not familiar with Thai language T_T), I kind of asked Nine Muses TH about this and based from their answer, it is said in the video that this concert is FREE! (dreamcinema kind of mentioned it in their FB as well) North Korea going with the Waco strategy. What could go wrong ∑( Why wouldn't grass-fed beef taste like real beef? It is real beef. What is love?! Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!.... Oh sorry Isnt this the article that got deleted earlier? What was up with that, anyway? You're apparently some kind of underappreciated reddit gem or something - I've upvoted you 23 times Oh my gosh, there is a sudden flux of Korean Luvdisc I've had a girl character ever since I started rs in 2004 and I haven't had people being nice to me. How do you add your League username to the flair? Halo and LoL and SC2 do them I mean, it's sad but I understand why like..a teenager would say so..or someone who's been assaulted and isn't ready to face it/doesn't remember it. When it's anyone else I'm just like " Your teacher is a vampire? Evangelion keyboard? Ya Holy shit. I didn't think that could happen Haha, fair enough. If you don't mind me asking.. what do you intend to do in the future? Oh god that Soraka looks terrifying on the screen behind the players! are you following me? Bloody hell omg. Killer pineapple? That's more of a Southeastern thing than an overall America thing. It confuses the fuck out of me, too. They don't belong together. Might as well have pork flavored ice cream Through out 3 full missions when they were adapting like crazy/normal to my MACO set weapons? You mean people spam gems for 60 minutes constantly running the parades? How many gems is that Ice pick? I was literally going to start this topic 10 minutes ago. I saw the thumbnail and thought "An old man's ass? Wtf?" then saw "ff" at the end and was like That is the thing nightmares are made of... I know a porn store owner that tried to bank with Chase last year, and they were denied an account because they didn't want to have their bank name tied to the business. Their explanation was that if something went wrong with the business and got bad press that they didn't want to be a part of it. I know when I see businesses get bad press the first thing I always look for is who they bank with... your comment history I think I see someone climbing in the wheel well.... Doesn't mean it's not true I don't see any TF2 keys in your inventory. Yeah. she just got done talking all about how he's such close friends with all of them, and now she's talking about how she wants to intentionally exclude them from their wedding? We are quite literally steamrolling the E4 right now. Except for loving with the worst interference humans are capable of... der.. . . .guy in the middle reminds me of. Well, me. The only thought of losing almost 4 months of work (first Ð, then RDD) sends shivers down my spine... When I use the shortcut to launch the second hearthstone it doesn't load correctly and just crashes, hmm Oxygen is slowly killing us all Do what exactly? Keep in mind, we share the road with *other americans*. These are the same people who fill this subreddit with their inability grasp even the simplest concepts. These people drive cars. Oh gawd - There's an American version? What's the NHL playoffs? I'm an adult now... Oh man... Oh MY bad. I thought this would be the place to talk about it OP hasn't answered in 20 minutes... So my town's name has Fort in it... Never realized it wouldn't make sense outside of here. She said "subs", so I'm guessing Bremerton. If you're at Whidbey, it's possible you've massaged me....! Seriously? No one seems to wonder why the Wolf of Wall Street is prominently displayed along with this statue? What are you trying to say? That dog in the tub is going to give me nightmares... Kind of like that purple mcdonalds mascot I have been getting a Lemon Berry slush lately. I just noticed they have jalapeno Chocolate Slush You have a lot of friends This has happened to me twice now. The second time was the first time a Blue Guardian fellow showed up to help and he could not hurt the invader either. Oddly enough, after about 10-15 minutes of dodging we finally got hit...and neither I nor the blue guardian took any damage. That is one creepy hug. wtf I honestly have never heard of anyone claiming such a thing. What is a shower? Those rays were to die for Try listening to it. 100 bucks How did you get so much stuff at pre release? I tune in and then I saw Sword threw near Baron It might not be deliberate Wait like your company? Or the company you use? What are you talking about? Not to be mean or nothin' but why not just dig a hole, till the existing soil, and add liquid fertilizer and rock dust? It seems quite a lot cheaper than all those bricks and bags, IMO. That 400 bucks is a lot of seeds, I could a' plant a whole field with that! that's why you're getting the downvotes! 4am is late? Yeah, dude, what the fuck happened to your killboard? You had like 30 kills in one minute The manga has a different ending!? xDDDD Trop de nombres et de stats How do you be "successful" at trolling? That is terrifying. Same here, i never thought id get buggered by a fraction of a seconds downtime Egypt? read the title and i was like ''cant this dude tell if he is choking or not There'a a dead fly between the Q and W caps in Image 16 holy shit a shiba I read that as she ate pumpkin pie, candles and soap, and you sent her more soap to eat The nose... the nose is the back of a thong... I was breeding for it and hatched a shiny timburr What... The things we do in our spare times I think you lose everything except the 4 items so it shouldn't be an issue Republic of Venice ... good idea! I will use it for the next videos! I love cell shading. It is so easy to do but it looks so beautiful Dat picture size tho Dogs are surprisingly cool with it done, but somewhy it has cost me 17 lives instead of one.. ofcourse OMG. Do you have a super computer! It hasn't even been out for 3 years i want one. That's odd Wait, so you're telling me there COULD be other scenarios with that guy? how could u edit the flaming into paws better than lightning? I meant how these series are wonderful cause it has it's specialness... Idk if that's even a word. What I mean to say, that series are getting spammed...idk...I'm out Were you my opponent last game? AFK with a chest full of diamonds in an area where creepers can show up does seem like a bad idea 10,000 Ohms? Is that legal > Oh boy, this is just on the extreme end isn't it? I dont know what they're selling...But ill buy it vVv? Can you make an Arcanine mega stone please Please don't ever show that guy and his dog eating a hot dog ever again... It took me 1662 fuse to 6L mine may we share the moon? I hope this series stays for a while- as soon as I saw the video appear in my subbox, I was like- top 10 richest shibe??? wow ^ top 100 richest shibe??? still wow juicy it was a joke Where do you shop for your bras Fuck, really? I could have bought it...I'm just a kid. My life is now complete I have that exact tree, AND backdrop, and my beardie also looks very similar He has done a Hitler! Holy crap, 100 points on my first ever post? This is what it sounds like when my girlfriend is telling me about something wrong I've done. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER CLIT? Imagine how much crap it would take to clog that though how did it happen? 3 Mbps? Where are you from? Yeah, I don't get it just from the image Understand? I know this shouldn't count, but I don't see Scientology. Is this legal? Doing insane ludum dare game with my buddies. Deadline makes me so dangerously productive, I can't believe I can work so effective what just happened? all post got deleted wtf This looks like my minecraft house. How does that not make sense They're challenger.... But then you have no chips or salsa... What is this. I'm an operative and this is one of my favorites hey you there? i know :) i was just curious. i think the fact that i could understand what exactly you did in each clip made it better. Whereas in pro player zed clips i'm just like Look at all the gold! the metascore is the current state of the game, on release yeah it was actually around a 74. But as Zeni releases more content and fixes the bugs, that metascore will increase (EVE released with a crap score, and now has a good one, UI released with a 54 damn, that 155 light res soj with crit damge I did reply, no answer Suki does the same thing! He goes into a trance/stand-sleep while I bathe him and then he's on crack as soon as the bath is over Well imagine if Ireland changed it's name to Sweden or Italy changed it's name to Texas or the Calefornian-Texas Union I was jokingly saying that You got it backwards. Instructions not clear enough I got my balls stuck in a ceiling fan! Watching the Telus Cup he has more videos of him doing this Hey I match egg 2416 but its kinda hard for me to tell whats where based on the formatting of your page This is so generous of you! I automatically assumed it was his sister's husband I can't tell if you're mocking me, or agreeing with me in all good sincerity. ... Not for the faint of heart. Yup. Building a rifle in 30-06 still warrents a How could I do that while in the crowd no , i change ti2 with lava and creator light gem . But its appearing to me Okay, thanks, glad to know I didn't get like the countdown URL or something... haha, maybe the countdown is the experiment Just a grocery store, they got bought out by Ralph's forever ago (though I don't know how far Ralph's reaches, if you're not in SoCal you might not have em. Half of those OT games was Memphis vs OKC Daniels can't hit them all Yeah that was kind of strange... I know he smiles most of the time, but it's almost like he is glad he is finally out of the LCS. I know someone who, for fun, makes devices like this to torture his dick with. His masochism impresses me. Ampas habis manis dibuang? Hopefully you're voted to the top. The chumps above you think it's what's done in the normal course of resource extraction THAT THING IS HUGE how come they only have 4* Thank God for the shots.... How many freaking Dogz games did they make?! I wonder if grief reports actually do stuff. I've never actually heard a story of someone being banned for griefing Did you just reupload the image As a person outside of work who hates customers, go you. As a manager and customer service extraordinaire(tm) my face: I found V neck tanktops from walmart that covered my bra. I was amazed Fair enough. But then it would be 69edgy4761me Purchased my pair visiting the fam in NJ. The rep told me he still had all the sizes in stock I have even heard of people saying their dog is adopted, even though they purchased it from a very responsible and well respected breeder. Scumbag Chang'e should've let you have that. Common courtesy to give the penta! But no, had to be a turd and ult you You do WHAT with your epistane? So. Beautiful.... That green hair K looked shaky against PO, I actually fear that they get knock down by Frost Wow. Haven't been on here at all today People still alt+tab When did he state he had that much That's not good... I hope you're able to get it fixed! I've never seen a wayshrine show up as a ? How was the difficulty curve of W8 merciless? They objected to easier searches? HOLY BALLSACK YOU'RE A MOD what if he can spawn mini me of himself. aka gon There's a level limit? Make it really fun. Have game 3 and game 4 in BW I stopped taking depo after I started lactating, because wtf Or the camera is fastened to the bit Wat! How much was it?! wow wtf I started 3 and half years ago now, at a have-a-go during my university freshers' week. First arrow was planted in the leg of the stand and the second tore the arrow rest off and broke the bow! For my whole first year I was the worst novice of my generation (those that started in the same year), most people went to competitions very quickly but I never thought I was good enough until midway into the last term, and even then I pretty much sucked. I got better in my second year, but slowly, and equipment troubles meant I had no hope of actually getting on the team. My scores went up, point by point, steadily. It wasn't until half way through my third year that I was idly looking up the club records - and realised I'd beaten the one for my category, which had stood for 25 years, by 8 points. Nobody in his city lived past 50. Gratz on that. I have a friend who didn't want to get into rerolls, but when he did his dps went from 250k to 260k For #1? those lyrics There's not even a room called the Den Indeed. I dont agree with Reginald's decision or think his explantion is dufficient but damn They forgot the wheels. As a person who just took a dump and thought there was no more *to be* dumped... this gif just proved me wrong well, this is not dean hall's head on the picture It's supposed to... I've never seen so many upvotes before. What a God added. Good luck finding a ditto! try different websites as well. I didn't get ditto safari from here 12 Mbps at home I too was not afraid until now The question you should be asking is "why do I masturbate in the same room as the cat?" When did Dan Dinh become a mom? Holy shit that's nuts, I've heard about the environment thing but the other part this makes me dizzy god damn. was planning to listen to all of these today but yours just made it to the top of the list for peaking my interest Is there another picture floating around, I have no idea how anyone can tell this And the opponents make it so easy! No sense of self-preservation Puzzled as well. That's really cool! And a lot more violent then I was expecting ~~ Please do Hashtag Hardcore seems appropriate for having that many characters I jsut realised that with your post, i'm just wondering.. are they paying players that are benched?? Because some players are like, giving up college and life for pro league, and it's like crazy to think that they can bench you just like that Why are you finding a lover as a child? oh ok my bad, but why wasn't the officer thrown in jail? My cat thinks I'm purring whenever I turn on my vibrator Is people botting something new? What is a snoo... This could be my family except for Ashley's name I hate when people don't use their turn signals, but I very rarely ever use mine. I think you're leaking........ Dear Sweet Mike, he has been running full tilt this weekend What does it say about me? did someone say DigiShield? The Logitech G500S I have has pretty heavy feeling clicks. Much more so than huano or omron switches I've tried in the past. I don't think it's like 200g tho No, it isn't Like what What is your biggest secret? Sorry I think I thought I was still responding to a different person didn't notice it changed Dude, you use bing? Is that a guy or a girl?!? Why did Lover and Job come up as an option before You Are a Teenager Looking at the thumbnail, I realized that I would love a Slurpuff/Aromatisse event in North America KOTL + Undying This appeared a while back from the source. I remember it said she was 31 You mean "take care of them" like... kill them Whoa whoa whoa, pineapple do you think there would be a song called "foreplay" on Sesame Street??! "pushed into whatever shape" ... whats happening Well because i have such bad luck in all games, i tend to save up 10 packs and open 10 at a time, takes a while but i feel like i have a better chance getting legend in 10 packs at once than 10 single pack openings over time What? I already closed the stream thinking that fnatic was going to lose for sure.. OT Your amazon sounds like me Well, I guess ponies are child horses i searched it,but cant find You wrote that a little too well...it's almost like you have thought about this before Oven french fries. But... your RED... Yeah most states are only 16 years of age with parental consent.... and gay marriage is legal in 13 states.... so it could work Number 37 What is on my boyfriend's phone and laptop? When did they become catholic? Yo--you can do this?? With emulators??? So reddit hates you too ^^^ This guy was in New Zealand? "It's always a party in jamestown" read it again then close your eyes Welp, I suck at this. Lol. How do I go about this? I tried warping the new label to match the positioning of the label, but it just looked stupid. In these examples they seem to be able to actually wrap it around the bottle, or did they just crop the sides a little and then warp it? 3D model it? Halp page not found Only now, reading your comment, do I understand the original one. Wow, I am doing terribly today Wow, that's a sexy flair Remind me, is Skyrim the one where you can get a mod to rape horses? Well then. Just got my first dick pic on snap chat... I'm not even a fan It's the easiest class I have it's basically free grades for me there is nothing else that I can do at my school May I see your license and register... Not to mention all the stuff they install... Thank god I actually speak Chinese because reading things like "voiced alveolo-palatal fricative" does bad things to my brain ...in China? Patton ...now that is a combination I never thought of. And would like to never think of again. (Does it actually taste good? WTF? A non Penguins fan rooting for us, especially a Bruins fan? How do people find this info? Thank you kind sir! I just started reading more and am enjoying the community. Much better than a lot of other subreddits wait I thought this was another troll when I first heard. "I do some very small things that can completely make it worse I guess" wait what? Lemme guess you spoke up against Regi and he cried about it again ughhh goodddd I have to pluck up so much courage. Do I just turn around and do it? I feel like he is going to go She is so cute She is so cute Where is vertcoin You're watching porn where chicks have tits and dicks...and the Aerosmith tramp-stamp ruined it? couch why did u tip me You should go professional "Calvin in Hobbes" So hopefully OC will be fired now, that's pretty crazy. me? We have a trailer park in our delivery area that actually displays 2 different numbering schemes. Some trailers have 1-2 digit numbers, others have 3 digits, and some display numbers from both schemes. Neither runs in anything resembling a particular order. I fed raw, and it was really easy why is there so many downvote Hi! I can't seem to find it! There was a sudden swarm of /vp/ Luvdisc Are they made out of ACTUAL diabetus? wtf have you seriously never heard of cheese popcorn? I think there's a good minimal, broad range of tools that includes some plumbing, electrical, and automotive tools in addition to standard construction tools, it just hasn't been the subject of an EMSK post. Yet.... ? !,,! Jesus christ, is Flair THIS drunk right now? Small town in what state? Maybe it's my town Nice rage comic bro. huh whut where did that come from Uhhh how complicated? I wonder which Korean top laner can communicate in English that's not Maknoon You... You can buff a bow? Seriously, where did that come from? OP,give us an update after an hour or two of having this what the fuck have your videos come to, before they were helpful videos that helped new players learn the game, now you're just making random troll videos What about 23? The sky is falling I'm pretty sure this scene wasn't in the released trailer Well I mean if you were eatin the pickles separately that's not too bad. Unless you were dipping pickles in ice cream Fuckin wow. That game looks more realistic than life Are there any congress supporters on this subreddit Dancesafe and bunkpolice tests do not test for LSA, what kind of test kit did you use? This giveaway thread is insane! Might be the biggest giveaway so far on /r/dogecoin Hookers.... Is this guy serious? A couple times I've taken a fat bing rip while already quite baked, and as soon as I exhaled it was like a fog was lifted and I was basically sober-high... Not super duper high nor stone cold sober, but both at the same time I read "faces" as feces and had that face belief system? What the fuck is "ratchet" supposed to mean? Why would you say this? At once? I've seen that before - but never noticed the PSU sitting in the other side of his sink. I forgot to put the items on... sorry Those solar panels they show at the end, WTB I kinda want that type of car now I swear I have that exact same post of myself with my pet in my collection who the hell has 300 friends on league ow, how'd she manage to do this? The horror of spending 15 minutes loading a Dizzy cassette, only for there to be an error **right** before it finishes... And when he is supposed to look for a job? I've only just realized that that is where the real mouth is. I could eat an entire gallon of peanut butter chip if it was in front of me. I... I WANT TO BELIEVE. How did this win? I'm more interested in how the image was uploaded 50 seconds ago, when your comment is two minutes old But **Midrange** hunter is not aggro woah there, I must have angered the reddit. 4am Maggie? I guess a few drops isn't so bad . . . this was more like a mini puddle . . . AND she had stepped in it and tracked it on the bathroom floor. ...i'm afraid that this is getting out of hand.... really. I like rpg games =) I have a good feeling bout this game just like I did with dragons dogma when I pre-ordered it and the xbox one fan's are pissed at it not being on their system... you should expect some fandom from r/ps4 or do you expect a civil tongue at all times? If so never go to a football match. Thanks for adding me. I didn't know the little guy evolved into Hitmonli, Chan, Top! well it's not as I have given out codes already Imagine this would let you really feel like you are in the game -> Someone is rushing towards you with prefire and negev This is ridiculous , where is that freaking lag coming from ? Thanks, i didnt know the online prices were so cheap That's what an opinion is Fuck it, YOLO. I'm being completely serious Yes sorry I went to bed shortly after posting yes in most cases it was to do with the GTA series but even working with previous companies (he has worked on a wide range of titles) he was told that games cuased children to be violent I mainly went to the Cook Out on Silas Creek Pkwy and the one on Akron Dr. Wow. And that she actually stood by her word is major props. I know a few guys whose wives changed their minds after their babies were born. ( Interesting, we only had one false neg and that was with our son, but it could have been too soon (got positive a week later). I know all the women in my wife's "birthing boards" all use dollar store ones and they have been highly accurate, same with SIL and her friends/groups. maybe just a bad batch . . . also that awkward moment when I realize I'm carrying on a conversation in this sub "The survive/death is coming" I'm from the future to tell you that South Park won So much games Wait, wait, are these shitty tips? Because I do these your response is so INTENSE My gf gave me a lot of shit after my dui, but she texts and drives Oh wow, I thought that was just a mass that represented the relative size of the baby at first. Aaaaaaaannddd it's the kid's forehead. If he's not a player, he just crush a lot... why he play game?! Sweet. And Underground Biomes why is he literally just talking to himself underwhelming article but I think if we splice all the videos on the internet together we may have a solid minute of it actually moving. lol! Why the hell would you end it with a 3 second drive off? *twitches* Bug fixes are important Me too. Complicated stuff. Especially, the math Does that roof use a stretched texture?! Being removed? Where do you see that? My thoughts exactly. I've posted Alexis' public clarification in the original post as well. Really glad this was a false alarm. I'm sure it was a stressful couple days for the big traders. Jonny Quest was violent as fuck?? I had no idea. Uh oh, some one is sending regards again. i know that feeling too well It kind of makes me nervous... so many little places for something to go wrong I want to do this now. i was in your screenshot when you got ahrim's top... i ended up getting ahrim's top too the run after that Varför skulle han varit aktiv där när han inte är invald där? How can you even know when the mods are asleep? im very harsh on myself! :( i aim for perfection -- which is a totally insane thing to do.... My jaw actually dropped when I saw that Well... Just joined, not sure how to PM @ the moment? you dont replace your own batteries? Damn that's a good point, I never knew. No point in putting items into that stack then. NO ONE IS MARKING RAMOS!!! man, what if zelda was a girl? Good lord, that is insane Sasuke oh my goodness I just realized this. yes, it feels different this season. They just follow you for too long So random users cant stream on azubu? Did the guy in the van just break that dudes ankle! why would anybody put this in the paper 42 degrees I actually like the screencap posts. Goodness knows that Sakurai himself has been pumping all sorts of funny screencaps out. There's a ton of weird screencaps with the Pokemon squaring off against each other, Charizard making a this was the exact same thing she said to me Yeah - I'm super glad the dealer caught that issue before we got it home. I think somebody put somethin' funny in your coffee beans! Burn the house down, there is no other way Not sure if you saw, but they are all 5IV breedables, and I asked for the shiny squirtle (I think its shiny? Does no one in r/selfpublish seriously know of a place to get quality prints? Okay This is a thing?? 12 plates on both (24 plates 45 lbs each) sides plus bar (45 lbs)= 1125 lbs It would be extremly cool if the whole map looks like the space Idk mayb im mistaken, but didnt Royce test positive for roids recently? Oh fudge. It disappeared from my town as well. Oh fudge. It disappeared from my town as well. I'm just hoping that nobody has made a "doge is love" bot yet holy shit Uhhh... wut? Haha only took me about 15 minutes, my first character took me like 1 hour though They really needs to rework their combat skins, then Catholicism vs. Sikh? I'm coming for you Josh! (>T_T(> That sounds like so much fun why Woah, i have a ton of those from using a Fortune 3 256x256 quarry The possibilities!!! EFA!? I go to Horseheads! Same here. Then I realized, at the end, that they weren't anywhere near large enough to contain a chute. Since 0.3.0. *Or was it 0.4.0? Holy shit that was amazing. Wow, thank you for the information, the doxxing thing sounds especially creepy. I was looking for something else and found a copy of "From Today Onward: Collected Guidance of SGI President Daisaku Ikeda", vols. 23, 24, and 25, published in 1990 by the World Tribune Press, containing stuff from December, 1988-February 1989. 243 pages Hes married? I have been mesmerised by this GIF for a solid 10 minutes... isn't that like a shit ton though Or maybe he can see the future It is the opposite for me 89k chinese viewers... You making a post about someone not posting about Sterling is still you making a post about Sterling. oh my gosh how did I miss that Oh shit? Talk about role playing... Thank you. I thought of bolder lines as well, but I was not sure having a bolder line would look natural for parts that are reflecting the sunlight the brightest Wow really? :O I found you again :p some would say I was stalking This is a strange move to pull - but he did so on purpose - this isn't cringe. It's outlandish & extremely ballsy. Oh my god I can't believe it's you Dear GabeN the spamming this post is getting No he isn't I started playing outlast As a biology major, I really enjoyed my genetics lab. We looked at mutations in fruit flies for hours under a microscope Which ones are HP Ice? ( Why are you having the same dreams as me... That team would have been insane First time I hear about beth numbers Misleading thumbnail. Thought I was clicking on a picture of a duck Yeah I guess people were really excited about it Dude Is there no post of this masterpiece you linked to?! I'm sorry, but somehow instead of "the storm hit climax" I read "my mom hit climax" and I was just like Yea seriously, they give us loadout presets, which is would be easy to edit Via controller for console, BUT we can't. Then they give is server settings and text, which would be far easier to edit and type on a computer, tablet, or laptop, but....we can't?. We have to enter the text using the controller ? wut Fuck! The scar... just... keeps... going Cut Her Off going national though Lol ESPECIALLY With a 21 y/o girlfriend Are Dream Ball Espurrs even legal?! Wow you just gave me a 3rd of the amount of doge I've ever had what is megaroll? Now if we could just keep the Rockies of the board wait a second...someone likes RDDT EU?? MAYBE THAT'S WHERE FLURRY WENT AND WHY SHE NEVER TOLD YOU Thanks again? O_O Come jerk with us "Bless Up" ? ....... Fudge is sweat? Went from o_o to I agree Noise? League is a rock? yeah... If I remember correctly, that one got sung a lot less after Columbine Woah.... what if the voices is actually a livestream of thousands of random people typing in commands trying to progress through what they believe is a game /u/camera_talk? Kind of freaky I've had a Mesmer return the gold to me since they said they had enough and just did it to help Looks amazing! The deja vu is real .... Who still use MS paint? The tornadoes are everywhere! 78 Degrees How can you stop something that does not exist in response to your edit, it's both Looks.. comfy! Wait... are you actually a bot? **GOOD LORD THERE** ***IS*** **A FOURTH DIMENSION Why did you get him as friend I didn't know this You're boobs are like WUT None of my tips are verifying for some reason but it's white people that look alike thats what he wants you to think Again?... Geez, that almost looks like a photo. Holy crap! I thought those things were like 4x5... index-card size. ^^^^IT ^^^^WORKS ^^^^EVERY ^^^^TIME ^^^ Ditto. Are you running "Guard" as a main skill? dade's yasuo game 2, holy ... Healing Power ruins? Was it really buffed that much in the patch? There is an island beyond the River? She...keeps a list? Wow really? Hasn't anyone seen Breaking Bad? Half of that looks like Dutch/Flemish/Afrikaans, actually So she was into necrophelia? Noooooooooooo! annoys me that it was 4-6 weeks last live stream and now its still 4-6 weeks 2 weeks later Really? I'm German and we constantly make fun of the Dutch over here for bikeing eveywhere Wow I am engaged, but we're not even halfway through college. when are we getting married? When we can afford it. uuum, I'm assuming you were teens and first time...O_O holy fuck, I can't imagine how's that went Yeah, it worked for me too. Even though the site was still all in Dutch and I had no clue what I was clicking. Huh? They're charging *more* than their listed buyout price? If your into sending dick picts to straight guys... go for it Big Guy. Damn! Dude, didn't even know they got that big. they have a FAQ dat Maiev. you can use the Nintendo wifi connection when 4.0 was released wait what?!... that's possible? Not trying to be an asshole, but I would have guessed at least mid 30's. I would have never guessed he was actually younger than me People will be rude. I expected that, but not you. And that's all that counts. :) I managed to find an animal shelter that helped pay for the majority of the visit! He got a steroid and antibiotic shot and then decided to sleep in his litter box lastnight. That look expensive Guys! I just got my first job in my field, and I'll start straight after graduation!!! I'll be working at a research facility half of the time as a vet tech and half of the time as the sole husbandry trainer in charge of increasing the welfare of the primates as they try to phase out old less humane practices! I'll be making a change in animals' lives!!! :3 I'm nervous because I'm not a huge fan of medical research (though I understand the necessity for it) but being given the opportunity to make their lives better, I couldn't pass it up and if I succeed the work I do might become policy changes for all government and other medical research. Thanks. Dude..what happened to your other account? I'm going to go out on a limb and say a pound of dry hop may be a tad excessive. Anyone else see a penis when they clicked the link? Omg wtf was that guy even TRYING to do yo jynx(tibbits) idk anymore but like i would hate it if this happens. Yes i agree i don't like yo-yo to be the only way to get damage but that game mechanic wouldn't be good for the game it would make it almost impossible to get around. And whats this shit that lito was due for a reset he just got there like a few weeks ago Upgraded Ibra? am I missing something? Wow 50 bucks is crazy OMFG I TOTALLY MISSED THAT! my gad the footage Remember, the all-brilliant-and-wonderful President Toda admitted that he "only" punched that elderly priest in the face TWICE Who, where, how, wut? Yes it is. Privacy Watchdog watches you in your "privacy?" Why did I read viable as edible? /u/CampBenCh - dat music video... Hmm ok thanks! I'll have to look and see if my local guitar shop has a MIM Strat and maybe try it out. ...hold up, Fender MIM is synonymous to Fender Standard Stratocaster right? So these retail for $650? Didn't think of it this way. But you are right, and this scares me a little My browser history YO JYNX(TIBBITS) IDK ANYMORE BUT LIKE I WOULD HATE IT IF THIS HAPPENS. YES I AGREE I DON'T LIKE YO-YO TO BE THE ONLY WAY TO GET DAMAGE BUT THAT GAME MECHANIC WOULDN'T BE GOOD FOR THE GAME IT WOULD MAKE IT ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET AROUND. AND WHATS THIS SHIT THAT LITO WAS DUE FOR A RESET HE JUST GOT THERE LIKE A FEW WEEKS AGO That face tho ( I was going to point that out. . . Disney should seriously use that spinning snowflake on the Free Fall loading screen! Smoothly rotating... pretty... hypnotic... a TRR8 was your first gun? What drove you to make such an expensive first purchase? What? How does it go from getting a free service tool to unauthorized repair centers (which is absurd), to Apple needing to get their heads out of their asses? Last time I checked they have 100+ Billion dollars, not you. maybe the strategy was to intentionally get mirana arrowed just because he next level knew that the broodmother was going to attack with her broodlings My parents used to spank me and people would say "You are going to scar her for life if you do that" meanwhile, my father would spank me and i would pull my pants down and go "Well frankly that didn't even hurt" and moon him. Twist: We're already transmitting through to computers... Yea let's compare the 4 man pushes and coordinated efforts of professional teams to solo q I put mac and cheese powder in mine Would the west win the SEC championship ever again? Are you genuinely asking me to quantify the numbers of humans I've interacted with? Good lord, man. "... Who?!? This is really cute and proof that all of this existed if the internet goes away if you thing about it Oh oops, I even commented on him being Dutch yesterday Yeah I have the sparkly green one and I don't really care for it either. It seems like it takes forever to dry so I have to have my eyes like this my god. i hope you have EMT's on hand because that is a heart attack waiting to happen They'll kill you for what? Giving a child an aquarium? Or recommending a 10gal to a beginner? Its family....soon you will be a full blown dad jokes machine. Spin first axe, x amount of time till axe disappear. Spin 2 axe, first axe can spin twice as long?? Where is the logic at How do you say his name OOC: wtf? Indeed, but... what other hole did he think he had? I was just about to ask you why that is so strange because I did squats with just 20lbs on each side last week but then I saw "quarter squats"....I do hope that's the only issue because otherwise I think I was making a fool of myself when I was doing squats Still can't find you. That's strange Can you make it bounce multiple times with additional properly positioned slime block mechanisms? If so, couldn't you theoretically teleport unlimited distance? Whether we're talking about vaginas or not... 4.0% Chance to Blind on Hit sounds about right I just recently read the Red Wedding chapter and don't remember her clawing her face off What video games? vp Oh. Even to my surprise I am minty fresh. No, the "you have mail" icon spins, doesn't it? what the.... People think you're being sarcastic. death by...printer? My Birthday is today too! I also have red hair! Whoa I was waiting for someone to point that out. HEY. Password received but it doesn't work No, I think the essence of amber is supposed to seep into the skin and... something. One of the reasons they claim they're safe is that they fit like a choker- too close to the neck to chew on or, they say, get caught on. Also the beads are usually laced separately so you can safely choke on one at a time instead of all at once. OOC: Alex? I can do in home work if that's what you need. Make you comfortable, cook some food, give you a sponge bath. Hell, general happiness really. SplitPrince reporting for duty sir! All you have to do is tell me you're close by. Why are there two you-AMAs? .. Wait. r u srs? Chains wouldn't keep him from stunning anyone You can't score with that offense? Why hello, there. I think Marvel-Loki may be over taking Zeus for mortal women banged and children sired I'm super into SC2 - it's like my favorite game! =D I play in tournaments and stuffs I played during the Halloween season last fall, then took a break til last weekend and I almost have as many HC as you do I thought this said whiskey stick What are they using? 8,000 mg?!?! Well I guess I should start recoiling with rubber gloves I reset my router, getting them in first to see how this goes Like, wifi everywhere? I never put all the clues togethor 2 minutes?! It's weird seeing a mouse pointer on an iPhone ooc: You keep beer in a pocket? I don't notice a difference though I've always wanted to feel a bro though. . . *Tomorrow, me* I never thought about getting an actual pokemon as a tattoo I'm feeling very alone here... but exertus lost and denial won ...Do lesbian weddings have a best man? It's weird im on the edge of the oc/ la county border and my computer streams the free mlbtv game fine, but on my phone it doesn't work Not in English because they're not English words. Sorry to disappoint you, but my birthday was yesterday...did you miss it or something? "Several" Do they have an 'Android category' here in clopclop? Meh I mean I can't do anything now. I had somewhat mild phimosis so maybe it would have worked, maybe it wouldn't have. I prefer the look of it now, but I definitely miss the sensitivity. Like I said though, I never had sex prior so I guess I should count myself lucky in that I'm not going to miss something I never experienced. Anyways, my only regret is not trying the cream first. I don't really mind the circumcision, but the "what if" kind of bugs me. I just didn't really want to deal with all the hassle of that treatment, plus its something you have to be continually doing... FOREVER Actually I am one of many whom hard resets after installing a new OS. Its tedious I guess but it makes me feel better Did you just say 9/10 would drown again? They're so good that I didn't even know I was Russian Intel WHERE? Please don't be that guy who was weaving along against the flow of rush hour traffic on 17th St., today, causing cars to veer into oncoming traffic to avoid hitting him. Wow. You guys are close... Finally, someone gets it! For some reason everyone seems to think I was talking about the Destiny shirts Nope! What fanfictions? Totally weird. Windows task manager shows me a max of 80mb with 10tabs open. That is the creepiest thing I have seen all day ...Eve oh. That little kid with the cotton candy isn't blinking. Rescuers Down Under, which people apparently hate. Lol ouch. That is weird, people in my country would just go, "miawww.." The amount of technical incompetence here is pretty stunning. First they can't work out how to share a 7.7 MB file, and then they send a document that has all the pages sideways Did someone say Teddy Bear? how did you find this? Moment. I can't even imagine that......and I'm trying. What's a week piece? A piece of crack that lasts a week? If a humanity meter was added in as a hidden feature, and the more bandit you got, the more you could do cruel things (Like take peoples fingers, etc) I would totally take their face if I could and wear it, you'd need to be the most evillest person ever. Actually, this is a really good idea You kidding? I'll drive up there right now. Didn't know US air had 767-300s In my country (It's mine, I own it I... I... Not happening to me Oh wow, yeah, I see the problem now. SHITFUCK HE HAS RETURNED Why does the government need money? I thought debt didn't matter I...I think that's a woman How is he doing it?! Also 27, same, etc..... If there are bears in the area, she's marinating her kid for them... Weaver, Jakiro, CM These are pretty sick drawings im amazed Your #240 is before your #239 Mmm, I cant imagine, how wine can be not vegan? I think I just realized I was the weird kid Um, you're welcome? satans beard clippings This won't help you but who's the cat girl did you make boobs a tag word? How come this post doesn't have more upvotes ? the same wigs i wear today.... Nope. And I would expect a purple belt to know why they would start from knees Same here lol, my wigs are all fhe 10-20 dollar variety, and i still have some of the same makeup products from back then too June Bumper here! I'm having preterm labor issues, so I might be one of you! 3 guys 1 hammer. I tried. Someone....or something Interesting........ Skinslip.... Is sassy Can someone give me a rundown on what's changing? The blog is blocked at work and I can't have my phone in here Is it mating owls? Back up for me... those 5 minutes were brutal! I'm harmful?? Oh wow, sorry - Quite presumptuous of me I suppose; I played it on the Xbox 360 and PC so I just presumed it was on the PS3 as well Your local WHAT?! What a Horrible Future But... STACKS..... Not if you duct tape it shut Maybe some people don't want that? Omg, can I please have him? So now it's less for punishment and more for amusement. I've actually never noticed the download link It really is weird, I seriously had no idea. With paint, sawdust, and a nail? I want this game so much I wish one of the pre-order bonuses was a Fleshlight I'll leave the curtains open... Mmm, I was bricking it as well. Luckily my heavy sedation kicked in as they were about to put it down my throat. Almost choking on the numbing spray didn't make the process any easier. Not sure I could do it without sedation This is happening far too close to where I live. Oh shit, that would be gnarly. I wouldn't feel safe leaving my game alone for a second, even offline. I just wasn't sure exactly what you meant, I was thinking, "Well don't most bosses actively hunt you down when you fight them?" Yeah, the encounter with him after Smelty is a bit oddly placed. I probably would have never found him again without randomly seeing it mentioned on the internet, Until NG+ though, Shit I didn't even know about that.. A little nervous now.. This can't be real Here's a weird wrench to throw in any theory we've had that I just found: I installed Windows 8.1 on one of the computers (the C2D t6500 one), and Chrome 34 and onwards are back to their fast selves. The Windows 7 installs still have the slowdown problem Ho lee sheet, that's more Doge than I've ever had Vi and Nunu. If Nunu is a kid now, how young was he when I was born? Shit... /tinfoilheadindeed Leona and Lulu I asked if we'd get anything before E3... God that makes me sound like a drug addict. And yeah... I think that guy covered almost everything and then some. Someone's late Maybe she will cut your hair in your sleep just don't come looking for me John is one of the best slayers of all time? I wouldn't want it either. Damn thing touched Walmart toilet water Like I've said... Finland is expensive... super expensive... I have ordered small stuff from the US like your totally awesome Bicycle playing cards! and I got it cheaper with shipping and everything from the US, than what it would have cost me to buy it inside Finnish borders Hi! 8 miles is a lot I'm in the same boat, any fix? Which country is that? I played LttP recently.. so hard It doesn't bother me that my parents do it...it bothers me when I think about my parents doing it because everyone's talking about how much sex their parents are having I'm buildapc-challenged. I installed a 212 Evo recently and it took me hours to figure it out using the manual and YouTube videos. I was also upgrading to a new case so I basically had to remove all components and put them back together in the new case.. my hands were all scratched up since I had a tough time getting some screws out. Also my butt was sore the next day from leaning over my PC for all that time. Who knew building a PC would be a work out. He doesn't even say it that much, if ever after this one scene I waited for 5 minutes Yeah - except "out of line" included accidentally burning dinner. Oh my damn. I'm gonna start squatting. Like, today. Today I learned there was a Wishbone game! Holy crap, now I need to look for it myself. how much tv do you watch that you would waste time watching three seasons of something you consider mediocre? This always happens to me when I'm holding my phone near a drain or something. I always think "gee. I wonder how closely I can hover this thing over the drain". I think I may be insane Whoa that was like, the fastest trade ever Call me stupid, but how exactly does alien abduction have anything to do with the lyrics either? But what is bigger? The Sun or the Earth? ... Do you work at an adult store? When/where is that? Why are you bringing up HD DVD? Some kids born that year are about to graduate high school. brocolli vs. buying a car? This could provide a large body of data about digestion Everything is awesome....but that squid man...does it taste like...squid?? Yeah!!!! You live in that gray area between fear and friendship!!! Your best bet is to do what you already do, listen to playlists and note the ones you likes. also do you where your sock in the middle A paradox! Look again.. Its 27 men high. "dirty rub through daughter" Holy shit! This is amazing Okay, sorry. I've been seeing so many misconceptions about feminism on here lately that I just had to be sure How the fuck? How did a 8 year old post come up like this? If anything, this is the biggest mind-blow for me this week. But lesser tier sets are exactly what you're asking for How... how hard do you think we *boop?* Who? Totally happened to my family - My oldest sister gave my other sister a lifesaver when she was only a few months old which caused her to start choking. My mother, pregnant with me, grabbed her and went running out the backyard (for whatever reason). It was winter and icy. So my mother slipped on the steps. Her story is that she thought she could either land on her or just toss her away and hope for the best... my sister landed on her stomach and out popped the lifesaver. So yay for my sister living... but what about me? Ahhhh... lots of miming, here. Use your imagination - you'd probably be pretty close. Wow I only use Audacity to hear certain songs played backwards. Also to speed it up or slow it down. I made the mistake of slowing down *Behemoth by Electric Wizard* Zion 28 solo kills/ 2 solo deaths huh, well your wish is granted Swimming cat ! Double-layered eyebags. Hmm... a good question. Not sure really, was raised like this as well and having elbows on the table just seems barbaric to me (because of how I was raised) Not really sure why though Already? What. Did. I. Just. Read. What picture? What the hell is wrong with bruiser Nidalee? I dunno. The immigrants leave mexico because life sucks there compared to the US. Why the fuck would you leave a country in search for a better life only to get your new home to be annexed by your old one to make your life shitty again Well that's scary, someone decapitated an unfortunate black kid and stuck his head in a bush. So when i get to the "clean game config (etc)" window, and click "OK", it just kinda freezes up and won't let me move the "LoLtweaks" box. Is it downloading stuff without showing a download bar, or did i do something wrong? Thing is, humans didn't hunt those very often, and neither ostriches or kangaroos are carnivorous. If an ostrich was though, it would basically just be a velociraptor, so I'm glad they don't have teeth Haha, Did you finish you imdb list?! also I got shaolin soccer **If you use earphones, you can hear Elsa in your right ear and Anna in your left ear. It feels like you're the door in between them. how is that stupid? TSM is so much better! and they pay much more! Intel Core i7 or equivalent AMD CC come in that bag? it's so purty! Idk how this post has flown under the radar but you've inspired lots of lust in me My first smart phone was an HTC 8125 back in the ORIGINAL windows phone days A standard dog collar shouldn't be doing any pinching. Ack - No idea why I said Heal as One **OH GOD, YOU SEE EVERYTHING Oh Mundo and annie........ I imagine the pup saying, "it is really cold!" I cannot see spying doge huh, I think I'm in some other motogp irc channel I hadn't stopped whats spying doge? don't leave me in suspense did you find him Oh, sheesh, people still use <1.6? Not good Oh wow, how interesting! It's a bird, it's a plane,oh..............It's just Jax Hmmmmm, maybe if you stay up longer you will start to hallucinate yeah, tell me killing a ward is no risk... it redirects me to JTV If it looks good, sige. Pag mukha kaming eng eng, wag na lang =) Hindi ko pa nga sinabi sa nanay ko dahil malamang eh ipopost nanaman nya yan sa FB. Never knew that Anyway! so you like cheesecake.......huh^(is it getting hot in here Eric Cantona at 0:55??? That Maokai looks massive, I have no idea how someone manages to move that around It's a comic dude Years ago, I asked my then SO if he wanted a back scratch. His reply was, "no thanks, my back's not itchy,". Creepazing? I miss satellite bases and the lattice killed them. Constant fights and if they didn't affect cap (just made it easier to stage back and forth). Why is raping up there? My first thought was Laurie. Wow, that's some camel toe she's got there. I'm out in Yizhuang, so it doesn't matter. But I want a smallish dog anyway. Not purse-sized, mind you... I find it hard to believe that 270 Ping was ever ok in any game ever Using mouse buttons for that long hit circle combo... I didn't even think that was possible Don't those have loads of carbs These 2 are pretty different ' Holy shit I did not know schurrle or as I like to call him "squirrel" has a RM IF. The link doesn't even lead to anything Are we 4chan now? What about laser hair removal? It seems the only bad thing about it is that it's very expensive Are you from the future? I didn't even notice this False flag attack He can't tease our thirst like that That'd be so weird and random! I don't have any family (that i know of) that are getting married any time soon though Wait... I thought we already had them, they just called them "Golems" in this. why ya r spamming these reflinks a little bit of both couldn't hurt BF2 wasn't in the bundle A good speed run from start to restart is around 5 minutes. So if all went to plan thats 450k an hour. Not 1.2 million Whoa. What is the subreddit called? holy crap .400 batting average You just opened my eyes to holding alt and typing random numbers to get symbols We all die. And become zombies. Only to die again. I would say, but I have friends that stalk me on here. Does that insect have an iris? u saw it live? oops. Random vaporeons leap out of the shadows and kill people. I've never heard anything about that park. There is a forest trail that goes along a golf course, train tracks, and prison property which is quite large because it includes farmland... and it is apparently a hot spot for creeps and gays who like to fuck in public ummmm..... ldjd.....your starting to scare me ican the tip be tipped? Weird, I wonder what the goal would be. Like posting their good outfits is somehow totes le trolling? The language of "get beaten" is sad, as if the upvotes are a ranking competition. Top-voted doesn't mean best outfit >... Did you even bother reading the first lines of your own article ? How adding subtitles to movies in other languages is banning them or oppression ? she has, a bit too much in fact! Post videos of playthroughs in the comments section for the map. It's only 2 spots down. I loved the article. Sadly enough it also helped me understand the ridiculousness of bingos a little better... I have a 350R and all the time I wonder why I didn't just get a cutlass, ghost, or avenger. I'm not really interested in racing TV show.... Can't think of anything..... I can't think of anything from my childhood. Yeah, this one is admittedly very long, 4000+ pixels longer than the first one. I'm going to try cutting back in my scripting (if only to save my poor thrashing computer while putting it together That's an insane amount of frosting. What the hell is that noise in the background after 48s? Where's the source code But...blindness.... Oculus Rift CS:GO with a tread mill Damn that's like an AWP asiimov Damn. What if they are a vegan who does Crossfit? What do they tell you first????? I know! And her toes are just That's actually my exact schedule... lmao wut? Dat stare at the end This one fucked my brain right in the ass Since when is 116 BPM slow? Sometimes, I'm thinking, "Oh, if I send Zoey over *there*, I can teleport to her, and get there quicker." Then I realize I've walked past where I was going in the first place actually looks more like a ceramic tile with faux hardwood pattern because of the the grout lines I beat every one on maxed difficulty :D XD :P :O Bahahahahaaaaaa!!! I am Psychic!! ooc: Looking forward to fighting who? Those buildings look pretty cool, except for the part where the windows can't be opened. I'm new to reddit & don't know how to link things. I found this on another forum, & for all you people who hate gingers (This is for Americans) What If I told you... Your beloved 1st president George Washington was ginger! Seeing as I have you tagged as "Triple Virgin" (I can't remember why Now that's a hell of a bug... Don't forget 2 of those 22 were **BOTH** **GOALKEEPERS** ** My point exactly Juliette Lewis and James Spader (really awkward b/c my husband works with him on Blacklist... is TongFu's record really that bad (5W-43L)? damn.... can't believe all of reddit apparently forgot this meme... I'd have to say Sakumo. Just think, because if Sakumo Sasori's parents died, which led him to become evil I'd say. It also made Chiyo, a respected figure in Suna to dislike Konoha, and probably influenced a lot of trade and why Suna and Konoha were uneasy for a while. It's also Sakumo that helps Gai and Kakashi become friends, and his death influenced much too. Including Obito. If Kakashi were a different person things may have ended differently. At several points in the series. Sakumo is the root Mine is too, but it's trippy moving it towards and away from your face. Ooh great idea! He shall never know... I was picking up what you were putting down. Also, I was just in Boston a couple of weeks ago, so those expensive drinks were still sticking out to me. Also your driving/street layout And the typing..? Oh god, it's going to be worse than we thought... Just wondering, how does making it 48fps turn it into 87.4gb? Hahahaha And the dragon's incapable?? You better not work in web development Oh, wow, Omega just completely killed everyone's winnings in that last battle by betting 230,000P He's wasted TWELVE ACCOUNTS on this?! Really, what exactly did she respond with? everyone is talking about "balls deep" but i'm wondering how did Amanda get her boobs touched by 150 teen guys without anyone already knowing bigdicks Just installed a new video card cooler on my rig. I haven't been on reddit since I last posted this. I got more upvotes than expected My computer is not ready for this. It's already slowing down... Um, did anyone catch what our official name is? Ohmygod my sisters told me that one time they were walking and saw a dead girl in a field Magnolia looks so god damn tacky. Jeez. But you have a CLG flair. Where do you come up with these unicode things?! Soooo can we talk about that Chevy commercial basically playing match maker for cows How's the texture? first time hearing about black bean noodles Why on EARTH would we need that little down arrow thing for... ANY name?? Why is it on the keyboard?! Truly creepy. holy shit, it works... Wonder if his thumb still smells like crunchy frito feet A few Oh dear god, that poor pug That sounds terrifying. . This gif bothers me. Yup! I would definitely be embarrassed if she read all the stuff I post though is this mkb cat? SUNSfan gf? \#6 is so... shiny errr... I'm far to be a SMITE expert (55X victories and no ranked at all), but isn't Meditation quite useless, either in Arena League or in Conquest League What game is it they're arguing about?... > t they're arguing about?... Wow! WOW! I dunno about everyone else but I had a blast, I do agree about obliteration games though they don't seem to work. We destroyed all 3 objectives on paracel and still had to wait for the timer. For some reason it was still a draw and said that each team destroyed 3/4 objectives but your team didn't get any of ours Never read Part 2 before "under $25,000"... yikes, I remember $25,000 being a down payment on a house That's understandable. Oh god, don't cut off the west side of washington from us and stick us with idaho/eastern Oregon Not. Medical. Are those...baby wipes? Holy jesus your tongue is long! How are you holding him up like that? I'm trying to find fishing wire or something 'cause I can see a line going up from his shadow but I don't see anything ...So much cheese so far I've played D&D for over 10 years now... I didn't know this was a thing Are you promoting the use of drugs? Huh, turns out being left handed means that I've accidentally been doing something right my whole life My buddies little brother did this exact thing... are you him??!? Why would you stand first? Ya some people got near the -22 I went ahead and purchased this from Amazon because they have a baller return policy and if it is indeed a bootleg I can always return it and they'll probably remove the listing. Very curious and I'll make sure to let everyone know if/when I get it Não? Probably frozen with spray at that point But... Isn't Bjergsen danish? Isn't Amazing danish? Why would they be speaking in english then? holy crap That actually looks like a girl I know named Jennifer. Edviin, burning, dibz how are people able to get so quick diamond amor Some of them even give rings to their daughters in something that is very similar to a wedding ceremony, except instead of promising to love honor and cherish, they promise to remain virgins until the real deal. The creepy part is that some of the girls are young, really young, when they promise to remain virgins until marriage. Like, four fucking years old. Like they even know what 'virgin' means? My boss did that at a training meeting; She had a bing search up with "google" typed into it. A friend of mine was renting a room in an old farm house that was built in the 1860s. The ceilings in the kitchen were so low that I could reach up and lay my hands flat on the surface with my elbows bent. I'm 5'4". Forg1ven are Alex Ich are friends Holy shit, this is where I live and I didn't even know it was this crazy. I just heard about an accident that totally shut down I-10, but I didn't think it was THIS. Most people type at 30-50? Wow, that's tragic. I just did a WPM test and got 115 You've filled up the entire dirt tab in your inventory? Never seen anything like it. Very odd. I don't understand this "front to back" and "back to front" business... Am I the only one who wipes my front and back bits separately? Off-topic, but I had *no* idea that we had ex-Mennonite flair. i think the song used for sion is not the original one because it has german lyrics so uhhh how do you strafe at the same time you crouch and jump? How the hell would you build that? What...just....happened... What they stole your car key but didn't take the car??? Vietnam... does 18 count I thought that said Dog for sale. wait.....what? YEAH I KNOW RIGHT? Like, wait the wavy end is supposed to go down? I...what? Was about to upvote this post till u took my Lord's Name in vain What the actual fuck man? Not only is he throwing down he actually has style too.... Never seen an 8 year old with that much fine motor control before. well, I guess if you're a creationist it makes sense Arrogant, humanity has become. My mind is still reeling over the Nascar Dogecoin car thing What does a potato box have to do with anything? Vanguard you would think so but the OP's post seems to miss this point that MAYBE the black people who are offended by the word are not the ones using said word... I mean there are plenty of white Europeans who have done / said things offensive by my standards i would like to think I can compalin about them. I think you might genuinly be the only person on the entire planet of Earth that would be able to find any enjoyment whatsoever out of Ride to Hell. I'm not sure if tha'ts a good thing or a bad things... You'll have to remind me wtf that is WE HAVE A WAFFLE HOUSE HERE IN FARGO??? Where??? I've literally never experienced anything like that- like that sort of tantrum would probably result in a mental health intervention for the paper towel flinger. I... I'm sorry you went through that. 5 upvotes right now – but the "starting a fire with some ashes from a joint" Bingo! you found that really fast Another detail I like in this scene is as Kristoff places the lantern back on the hook, he misses and fumbles with it before hooking it correctly. It's like they are real people That sounds scary as hell. How do you have a life? Mom? What does deep fried cocaine taste like Froggen is the creator of Alliance I admit, my attempts at trying to create another giant skeleton was probably longer than normal. But, it's big and stuff! STALKER I... am scared....... wait what? what kind of new bot is this!? i got resetti How do you exhaust a random character? Who in the flying fuck reported a mod comment? ( 2 in a row? What the hell? I love the I'm wonder how you pass the cap of 30 minutes My longest game last for 23 minutes My thoughts exactly.... IT'S ALL CONNECTED!! Make him help trim it! If I had help, I would be sooo happy Minimization of action can lead you to understand dynamics. Physics is quite literally nature implementing shit to be as lazy a fuck as possible. OOC: You still haven't taken the job posting. It's been approved so you should probably take it or someone else could snatch it how old are you? 70+? That trench gun is amazing! God the animation is weird. They all are like Chara finished the game at +5 I didn't realize they were that glittery! like a horse penis just might be as big as a tigers It's fine! It's funny, though, that is my second zorua this week that i have hatched. That has to be the world's worst kept secret... There's a catwalk and everything. Unless it's a front to transport government spy secrets... fyi, from liveleak comments the money shot is "at 0:17" You're really good at reddit. I see your comments every day Oh sweet Lord, here's the best thing to wake up to. The eyes, goofy face and that hair! Curly ginger curls are curly. How does the skull in the kool-aid jug blink without eyelids? Man, what the hell. I could've sworn that it said the release date was in 2011, not 2013. My bad I have been defeated! ^(Am I doing this right? offer? They have CHOCOLATE ones now? interesting how he didn't see those DTs though Reminds me of when I was 12, my baseball team from Rancho played in a tourney in New York, and all the other kids from around the country seriously asked us if we knew Day-Day. We were like, "umm... no." maybe he's the one sending all those "Letter from a Friend" things. No wonder he knows if you shouted in some dungeon in the middle of nowhere, he hears it! Oh my frick, I'm going to get so much done now. I am? I only have one... I have learned that there are people who microwave Nutella and drink it. Why does your daughter know about her uncle's porn? He's clean? No more lean? I have seen lots of fathers say "my baby/my child/my kid" but I have never seen people get mad over it She even changed her clothes for each picture Maybe he was asking for his money back? Yeah, but would you buy her a clue? It looks like he's driving over cobblestone I tried to find a relevant noodle-slurping picture on Google but nothing fits. Also, snakes with round pupils unnerve me. How did he buy Frostfang AND medallion in that Nidalee game? Do you have a blog or something that we can check-in at to see how you're making out? I don't want to miss it on the reddit forums do 1/2 and 1/2; afk farm and work on last hitting mechanics. sometimes pushing lane is even so powerful u win what has happened to this thread How do they make the connection? Robotech was actually *three* completely unrelated anime stuck end-to-end and rewritten to have a consistent story. Did he? What is 90001? o-o Nah O.O m8 o___O I heard ^_^ he stopped u_u using < WTF is going on today why is superman allowed to play for Levante? He is not human! How did you do it so fast? Not compatible with Nexus 5 TIL that a Grilled Cheese Invitational exists. Word salad . . . with a twist of Jelsa nonsense on the side. Not gonna venture to that area anytime soon he was also one of the dinks in spaceballs Why are people hating Avril Lavigne? I think I'm going to stick with my regular toilet thanks I refreshed the thread and the "points" went up by 30. What race? All I saw was Yvonne. What a sec, which of your rivals would be getting Manziel? You poor girl!! Dang I got lucky What did I just see? Koja gužva This is an advertisement for their advertisement about their advertisement well yea but how is this possible to not get better with in 900 games? Those leg kicks tho..... Bigger than I expected How *embarrassing* for that magazine!! So who is the Avatar? What a bizarre thing to say to someone, nevernerdlet. What... the.... fuck... are... you.... talking..... a.... bout? And he winks when he says it too. Will buy after I got my internet connection back..the shipping is only 0.6 dollars worldwide? WHAT DID YOU WIN Oh my goodness that is sad, he has been here all day I'm just messing with ya! thats what the For some reasons the figures' faces all look kind of derped out Did I really get the keyword or its because I donated some doge to u? My God. The Nidalee Cougar Animation locodoco fapped to a massaged video The smell So, I went in and did a very basic overclock. I left everything on auto for the most part and just changed the multiplier. It seems to be stable, but after about an hour of prime95, I saw temps as high as 87C, but they were all over the place. 78-85 usually... Constantly changing. My clock at full load is 4.3GHz... = Wat are u doing josh THAT WAS CLOSE OMG it was so close It does? Oh man... How long have you been on here to have the username "Mike?" (( was 95% convinced you were joking, but nope, that's his real name Out... side? Oh god I don't grow much facial hair haha. I try, but all I get is a very little amount. It runs in my family, most of my family couldn't grow facial hair until they were in their late twenties. Oh good lord... this is embarrassing What history books have you been reading? Why Casillas I have been paranoid ever since being part of one of those groups. I always get freaked out that people on here are trying to one up me because they used to on babycenter I just realized every time you refresh their page there's a new profile gif. Wait what? but it's only been five months since the last episode But cigarette and water is the Mt. Dew recipe oh.... fuck.... 325 years? Вот она "пятая волна эмиграции" Yeah, I realized after the fact that almost all the dresses in that blog post have no sleeves or cap sleeves, so not the best examples. I was mostly trying to illustrate how qipao are very tight (one might say severe and unforgiving), used to emphasize length, slimness, litheness. If you're fine w/ the sleeves sticking out a bit, that's fine; I don't think it's a big deal, but fwiw, I think your arms look very slim and would be surprised that even the (almost) universally unflattering cap sleeve could make them look slumpy/flabby What? How is it dramatized? What in the? Just... why?? I'd actually like to see that. That's a big tv Jesus christ allmighty One of my university classmates married his wife when he was about 26/27 years old, and she was 16. Her parents signed something, allowing her to get married at that age. They had started dating when she was 13 or 14 years old. ...............are you fucking with me or is that a serious question? Whatever happened to their American reality show? Now they're trying the Spanish market? -_-... •_•... o_o... That was...eye opening. Thanks for that Totally safe for work What? Is that... a Flower Garden Clock in the center of the Gym...? I've met a few SJW Jews - mostly women (Tim Wise edits wikipedia to hide his heritage lolz). They really stopped being SJWs? Thx for wtf worthy post Dat memory Do not want. Already 80,003 Already 80,003 Cena scared of kids is this real? Once upon a time, yes. But I haven't had a gym membership for over a year now and I really don't do anything that physically active other than take my dog for walks Hey, can you add me? I am looking so hard for a Breloom Can you open the BoH from the inside? Thats a huge cursor... This makes me wriggle to the bone I don't get it why you go downvote to the gates of oblvion That ain't good..so my teacher would have known. What sort of damp fartboxes are you sitting in? Of course, I think that goes without saying It's like we have the exact same mother. Honestly, i might stay for a while. I'd probably like the attention...until someone stole something and everyone looks at me. i can't wait for Cloud of Darkness I just learned how to make MFLB-type vapes for very cheap and easy. You oughta just make 12 o those for $25 and never need anything else ever again, ha haha Cheetah-Hawk Even in wp 8.0 ? That's strange You look like Shia Labeouf. > it's an ad that is truly bugged, it's unlikely it will show up for me just watching the video, they're not the same ads for everyone every time Perfectly logical Jesus dude! how many ebs are you gonna make Wait a second, so you are going to judge my take on a person off of a reddit comment? I totally said " I question his work ethic off this one IG video" If im trolling then you are doing the same exact thing... in the name of Pat Barry There are different ways to say Caitlin? Fellow Humboldt shibe? The hottest thing I ever seen ( I was gonna say that, but the baby would be a light brownish color then. Unless she were possibly, like, 1/2 black. Or vice versa. Or maybe I'm thinking about this too much. Or maybe I can't write complete sentences. It's amazing how accurate some of your guesses are lol. The majority are pretty dead on ( Neither is yo face, that's why I'm refraining from smashing it against it foo t( Why do you save people's snaps... Like, wha....wha...I don't even know why you'd do this Thanks, I didn't even want to sleep tonight What happened, jude?! u don`t say Snail next Immortal Very cool. But I must say, I laugh out loud every time I see the teeny tiny little headlights fitted to the US cars. Do they not like you driving after dark? those are huge His shirt ripped off Those eyebrows creep me out They'v been planning it all along Why is that kid in the front giving him the finger? What do you mean they nuked it? Will anyone here even waste time reading all of this? That chick Is from my home town Wait.. finals are the last exams of uni in the US right? How on earth do you get it all on a double-sided sheet of paper What profile? .... I don't know man... As a guy, I see it as : if you make a baby with someone, it's your moral obligation to help raise it. (Unless they trick you into doing it by, say, lying about birth control or stealing your semen. Vibrant or nature like? They can have flowers in their hair! Oh my gosh, I thought you said you *scooped* it My resort band came from Tennessee and I live like 20 mins from MK Whait, breastfeeding burns calories? TIL, didn't knew this its not random, the biker filmed it and posted it on youtube What is a Tiger Mom? My old roomate did his undergrad in that. Their program likes to brag (rightly so) about 100% job placement. It didnt hit me until he was showing me his offers and how much they were willing to pay him sooo much lava..... its gorgeous! Agreed, to everything you said. I should probably pick up Demon's Souls and a PS3. I hear PvP there is even better than Dark Souls! Ok, I definitely remember having like 6 or 7 badges from the Sinnoh region (because I used to shine them ^(*squeaky squeaky squeaky*) and play tunes on them by tapping them), but beyond that, the poketech, and the lake at the beginning, I remember literally nothing else from this game! ohmygod this is prayer of the refugee by pillar So, why do you need a dedicated key for opening door? (Just wondering) 1) That would be one tough being born of nightmares to even face, even IF the Disrupter was the only enemy on a ship Or a hard drive? The motherboard? Some of the most necessary parts are missing from this image. People don't eat with their mouth closed, you hear them, every time, all the time Dude....your username tho What on earth is that fly Dare I ask? Look at that things bicep! It's bigger than my fucking leg! I'm an idiot for pointing out another element of the American Experience, with which I have some *firsthand* experience (although, fair enough my family is in fact not that far west, so the "Wild Southeast" I like it alot OMG ** Oh, wow. Missed that I preordered FFX/X-2 and didn't realize it came with the costume code. That's usually used in connection with a fart. I hope Naughty Dog isn't cooking up a massive fart If she has no arms how could she open doors? Painkiller? wait, what? 1/4 cup of sugar in 1/2 sup of water... what the hell? Lotta good games there! Not seeing CS:GO or Civ5 though are you saying I'm gonna die in 4h55m?? Why did I upvote !?!?! Fear of public singing. Living in a musical. She get bored and blaming me for not planning anything Oh rly Your stock alternator pushes out 400 amps? It was for me. I feel like I'm going insane now. Gives a whole new meaning to "packet injection". … wait. Are they arguing that the only reason the North was against slavery was because "they can't compete with slave wages"? He was actually hitting notes I can fully understand that many people *should* be asking what actually happened but it was just so odd to have so many people asking, including 2 people at billing I got the desk a few months ago They found even better stuff in the rocks. ...So we're waiting on super oil? How can you be angry at that? If you don't support them, then you should be completely indifferent about that. If you're actually upset about that, then you're just a salty Optic fan Well? Cute but $200? I *have* noticed that I get more consideration when driving with a primered bumper and mismatched fender... I have a solution: don't go all in! Wait, that was one guy! if you were right, wouldn't a 300w power supply for a low end computer need a 9000btu air conditioner to keep it cool? I just spent 30 minutes looking at Lohan's boobs. The first thing I think is, "Man I wish I had an in-person visual of this!" The woman in me is now questioning everything i worked with officers that would shop at the commissary too. the charge would be taken off their next paycheck. you knew someone had too many baby mammas/daddys when they were buying their damn groceries at a state prison . . . or they'd been working there too long. why is this NSFW? Why chronos? No i mean when she is in deer from she gains a new skill set like ullr or hel. So i don't know if we can consider her as stance god because she has two forms and two skill set you're only allowed one laugh a day? I also expect top notch acting when I go to the movies for an action flick. I would weigh in here, but see flair above... That turned extremely dark " The addition of the internet made finding new recipes much easier, you don't even need to buy them now So you're saying we can bring back floppies!? YAY! Do you know what kind of jacket? It doesn't look like it really did it's job That I'm a freaking creep, because all of my photos from the lab are on there. I did not know what smut mean. now when I know This doesn't surprise me. I work with doctors who can't work their computers but can save patients' lives. I used to think Pokemon Colosseum was a sequel to Pokemon Stadium before I got it. Yeah, I know and I'm aware of that. He's a wonderful human being and not believing in some of the life principles I believe in does not make him a bad person in my eyes. There are a lot of hypocritical catholics in my family, and no I'm not calling them out for being "bad catholics", I am calling them out for being bad people. I also know a lot of people from other religions that are not good people in general. So like I said earlier, what he doesn't believe in doesn't make him a bad person to me because he's wonderful. It's just been something that is hard to accept because I think about our future and how we will raise our kids. I respect his beliefs (or lack thereof) and he respects mine for the most part, but what are we going to tell our kids Iguana tweaks is telling me that it's has te same durability as wood Just the wind from the draft caused that lady's sunglasses to fall off! God, I'm so worried about my SO turning into this I searched vibe on amazon, but it shows various items Oh god, it's like you recorded this with a waffle iron. So many lines The missing *'d* in there makes a huge difference That is particularly noticeable when you fly a Dornier, and you see a spitfire (which run out of 20mm ammo) gets right behind your tail, you shot at least 500 shots into his engine>wing; but the spit, with it's x2 7mm able to finish you first. Spammy? :O I have been summoned by the bookworms! whats up! still got that hangover?! Are you building a vampire proof fortress?! Calculus doesn't have many practical purposes? I'm not black or gay! haaha I'm half asian and I'm female.. Even today, in places in Africa where Evangelical Christian missionaries have brought the "Good News", we find homosexuals being publicly stoned to death (lynchings) and people (usually female) accused of being "witches" and barely escaping with their lives. Not even children are safe from these ignorant, murderous Christians. Thanks, Christianity. Yes, this is all SUCH good news ...I'm going to hope that it's supposed to be wooden or terracotta. If that is the case then we are all just figments of his imagination Where's the Kappa? One of my favorites is cereals (the one with the frog on it, IDK if it exists outside of Belgian) which I then sprinkle with chocolate sprinkles. Something wonderful just happened in the universe. She's very hairless for a gorilla... Did you eat that banana after you smashed it into your face? Just askin' cuz half of it was still wrapped at the bottom of the banana peel I didn't feel a thing. Because of the painkiller overload, obviously. But yeah, the whole "you can't eat real food for a week" thing... Ugh. Gonna need to buy some motion sickness pills when I buy this game I remember a similar quote a physicist said about John von Neumann, paraphrasing: "Of all the scientists I ever met, only he was fully awake." Curiously, in a video I saw of von Neumann, he never once blinked. I had a heart attack when BMO got crushed. When he started ripping at his "dad's" arm, I was like Holy shit the solo in the Weight of Love ouch Right. Some people go to school for these things; I wasn't thinking about what would(n't) be taught in school. I was an English major I have a kind of running 'inner monologue' that quips in my head during conversations, saying all the dark and funny things I really want to say but really, really shouldnt. Makes for bursts of little evil giggles whilst talking with others though XD (though now a few people know and ask me what my inner monologue was saying. Turns out shes a lot funnier than me Great lore. But when exactly did muffy become Denko? That title Really? I've never noticed that before Wow!.....my goodness... Dat sack outline i cant get over the fact that this is Veers from star wars -_-... •_•... o_o... I thought this post was a joke. but it is not ... how old are you? So. . . you gonna dox your niece to prove a point? Lmao I've never heard that one, maybe it's because my glasses aren't hipster Holy Moly That's a chord? Holy Moly Aphrodite... I guess I could make anyone I want my soul mate. So that's something I guess Why does papa smurff look like burt reynolds? Oy Jesus. Are you supposed to be level 100 to do level 2 or something? anyone notice how weird vayne's leg is in that splash art? yeah... no kidding... Holy crap, the poor pregnant woman. She looked like she was close to giving birth too. OOC: Has she never seen a skeleton? delicious Semi permanent tatts? ... Like henna? I'm pretty sure SRS doesn't give a shit if people talk bad about Yoko Ono. OMG!! she can't jump anymore I thought you were. Odd. I was able to open it up in an incognito session and in another browser. There does seem to be a group of people on Imgur who really dislike Reddit who are downvoting me at every turn, but I don't think that's enough to expressly break a link Haha some kinda old people dressed funny.....wait..... 75" wide for a lap blanket? upmost? The wha?! So If dogecoin hits 1200$ per coin will there be a 1200$ fee for the transactions? I've passed up things you have been looking for? nice face faggot O-o Honestly I was just noob at the time :P. Was only my second roll (my first was at a show without alcohol) and it was a house party where everyone was drinking/I thought it would be alright. Learned my lesson. Still the hardest I've rolled though Well the appelation is quite obvious Ya no kidding! I live in SF and it seems like there's a lot of meth here Depending on how old someone is...they most likely have grandparent or whatever that occasionally blurts out racist shit (I did)..because they came from a different time. And then you have to remind them that it's not acceptable to say stuff like that. ... At least she's having funsies... I still get chills when reading a "you thought you were alone, but actually you're not" kind of thing. Though I tend to react like "I saw it coming" after reading such story, it still gets me afterwards. Maybe because I'm, most of the time, home alone...so it gets me the jibbers how ? Uhmerica, never ceases to amaze me You said ryze twice Shit, I didn't think you'd actually top this one So when I was just waking up and still laying in bed... I sneezed and somehow almost dislocated my shoulder there is a black drainer in game? I never even realized that Scar is actually better than Krush Everyone's talking about how fake this shot is and I'm just worried somebody's going to bump the handlebar and knock the whole sham over uhhhhhhh that's not what you said at all...and how was I an asshole? Why would you want no MSG? I found out that if you book of moon an exciton knight while it's using its eff it blows itself up too Thanks man, you were a giant IRL not really I currently have TWO Identical printers sitting side by side--HOLY FUCK SHIT! I just realized.....I haven't touched them in months.....why does one say Shutting Down...? Holllyyy shit that is massive What the fuck did I just watch is it really 5 years for a lvl 30? that seems a bit overboard. the game itself isnt 5 years old I originally didnt picture anything weird or out of the ordinary with OP's idea. However after reading your comment I had the image of nidalee swinging her arm in a circle while holding a spear like a softball pitch imagine those top shelf hands giving u a handjob Actually... fuck yes Yeah exactly but apparently i suck as her because i pushed my lane when Brand tp'd bot to gank and i didnt follow Just tested on my mobile. Try again, it looked like they worked They dropped on ground for me I couldn't do it... I'd feel like someone had died in mine sometime in the past. I can't look at shipping containers the same after learning that it's normal to find dead people in them An i7-8320? Are you from the future How is this funny? Frozen hot chocolates have been around for at least 15 years at Dairy Queen! And there are other places that do them too. Yeah, exactly. OP is an idiot and this isn't funny at all. Dairy Queen has had Frozen Hot Chocolates for like 15 years this is beautiful, and incredible! also kind of creepy because yesterday afternoon i google searched "ffx anima tattoo" out of curiosity 6 months??!! Look at those hips Turtle came through near the end of split.... so I don't know what you are talking about. And Nien didn't appear until summer. I read that as chicken dongs Ed Gein revived? I am Strength levels do raise your combat what The story is inconsequential??? He did mentioned it above! no fucking kidding I thought everyone wants to Let it Go now Ben Stiller? The funny thing about this subreddit is half of the liberals are trying to ban guns and the other half are claiming *nobody* is. You guys need to talk to each other. PB&J, if I can restrain myself haha. If not, something called a quesadilla burger whoa.... i did not see that coming How can you kill that which has no life? I know this may sound weird to you, but I was told by a European tourist here in NYC that they can tell an American tourist overseas, even if they don't talk, by their scent. He stated that Americans smell like week old dairy... As a NYC resident, I can tell tourists right away as they always look up when walking. NYC Locals can also be identified; Manhattan resident walk looking straight on, while outer borough residents always look down Cool, I was starting to think they do some DNA-type testing shit, like they do with hair and I was like Wait hold on, something moving around inside and it's sealed shut? I never noticed that before When I worked as a kennel tech the chocolate labs were the worst. I randomly switch between any and all of it. I think prepubescent is the last thing on my mind when everything's bare! dude what the fuck? That's crazy I see it too I can't believe I never thought of doing that... I always thought it was one guy Oh wow Maybe he just realized "Gold Digger" was about his future Yes. ;_; It's human nature but it's not natural? If I got this straight. She was having an extramarital relationship with a man. Then 8 people broke in on them and raped her. (wut unally or riot Woah, I didn't expect this level of storm This is startlingly eye-opening as a summation of pretty much every preference I've ever expressed to my mom. I'm still learning that I don't have to justify a preference. Most of the decisions in my life, major and minor, have been reduced to lists of pros and cons. I never saw anything like that viral load?! Where do you see Io Yeah, because your post right here? Top notch oh ya. There were states where marital rape was legal within my lifetime? DA FUQ??? Whoa, that's amazing! Then I definitely need to pay more attention Indeed. I am definitely torn, but holy crap playoff hockey Wait, crits from turrets procs nightstalker passive? That makes no sense though, even if heroin were legal for medical use it would be no easier to acquire for recreational use Oh god. I never noticed this until just now. I know so many of them. debating me?! Winners final he called quite a few of mangos high recoveries but yea in grands he was dropping the ball a lot. That and mango was reading him like a book (those forward smashes Part of me is also confused by this, since they did lead us AWAY from the PC, and TO the gym, and TOWARDS the door. Then they stopped I don't understand how people can stand to talk to people with coffee breath I think this is a bug Yep, I'm straight but apparently don't discriminate while asleep > Holy crap I can't believe I missed Medusa's first real pro match, picked by none other than my favourite team But you know how it is with these studies, maybe some other study says otherwise Only slightly? What time is the game at? Malcolm to Moira. I scrolled so fast past the wall of text that by the time I got 3/4 of the way through the photos, I realized I learned how to do this in 4th grade without a 12 page tutorial Holy crap that's detailed. Yeah I have an awful memory then That eye liner though You've exaggerated her breasts. It's strange, I never hear anyone say anything, ever. I'm beginning to think it's a conspiracy Uh-oh. A joke. I actually dont know any other way of doing it besides double click... Yeah I was just fooling around with it in training mode. Seems like hell to pull off effectively. Is this something good Lucarios do during most combos? lo primero, porque mentirias sobre la nacionalidad I'm going to have to read through this sub and the links to try this out. With naturally super oily hair, I'm not sure if I'll end up looking like swamp thing in a week or not. 219 my middle name is wesley, like 7 people know that, now hundreds will know En pystynyt katsomaan. well shit. *Christ.* is it me or is her head a bit too big compared to the width of her shoulders or overall frame? Yea we might as well be months into World War 3 and nobody would know. Maybe Ukraine is the Poland of WW3!! I actaully *do* have a negative net worth at the moment Awww eff yeah! That's looking a bit like the one I worked in (if I were looking at it from an eagles-eye view, not a cut-away view), your photo has even made me seriously consider buying the game Where'd you get 23? O_o There are only three as far as I'm aware: Canada, US, Mexico. Everything below Mexico is Central America and below that is South America. This was made by Riot right? No way this is fanart I read ur comment and voted before i knew how you meant it i think also .. I'm the one who crash the server Its so close to that route through to the job centre that its a basically a dole trap DEM EYES I wish I thought of this last year but look! m< What is the meaning of life...? I said earlier in a previous comment "on me or the world around me" but shortened it to just me in my example because I didn't realize you were going to get so nitpicky Grinding Gay Games? What in the world? I literally just bought these and they fit like granny panties Someone I know that got LASIK said she could smell her eyeballs frying What's with all these similar usernames?? Just got to my second trimester. Also just started throwing up. Grocery shopping with my husband yesterday I let him pick the Ben & Jerrys he wanted. He picked cotton candy. I didn't argue because the only thought in my mind was "at least it won't be too bad coming back up" Morally indefensible? Wow... that's some crazy logic right there. That random Pikachu was a kid dressed as a Pikachu! Dafuq Currently laying in my tent taking a break while hitchhiking... thanks My flair went weird today The FED is definitely a huge problem. Maybe I should stick your head out of your ass so you can see better? What the fuck.... lol my personal subreddit is on that list ooc: Well you asked in OOC about what you just read, so I just figured you were asking to know what was going on, and thought I'd explain it to you. OOC: Is it bad that it made sense to me? I'm not ignoring tat huge spot OOC: Dajher scares me sometimes. I cried...I'm dying. except...I can't die Is that really an option? But do you have one with EM Me First, Belch, Future Sight, and Belly Drum. Yes!! During that scene, I kept talking about how pretty her makeup was. Her eye makeup was amazing. My boyfriend was like Huh, had no idea that was a thing. TIL. Whoa! Something similar happened to me just tonight! My boyfriend was calling me when I was driving out to meet him for dinner. I tried answering, but as soon as I hit "accept call", it started ringing as though *I* were calling *him* And then my phone wouldn't let me end the call, so I took my battery out and put it back in and when I did, saw that he was calling me again and was able to answer this time. He told me that someone else had answered when he tried calling and it was an older woman who was confused, thinking *she* had called *him* (wrong number) by mistake. He asked what her number was and it was different than mine. He checked his call log and it said he called my number. He used to make fun of me for blaming all of these tech glitches on the NSA, but now I think he doesn't think it's so crazy anymore... Now is base health is 490 still lower than ADC in PTS the base health was 410 and this base is lower than some mages. Your name is Jennifer! She keeps on telling her friends, 'you know how much he spent on jeans? $200-$300 (with rolling eyes)', then people start to give me this look You get to advance to first on a HBP even if you put your foot there as a hitter? Or let me convert my Geek Points to Dogecoin oh wow, That was quick You made a shitty novelty account **for me?!!** :) ^^WHY ^^ I'm busy tonight, but I'll seriously thinking about doing that tomorrow. Too much grading too do. I have the exact same gradient right now.. fairy dust and all WHAT? TOGEPI is EVOLVING?!?! ALREADY?! /x\( So my comments are actually read. I'm guessing you're trying to be funny and implying you're gay (or maybe I'm just crazy Everything you said hurt my feelings....so I'm not going to believe them Not if you're the one who knocks Fuck me... still my fav There is something in the ceiling He doesn't have unfunny descriptions. I am still 50% original o_O Ooh a lady with muscular arms, just what every guy wants ( Me too. Especially for his free kicks. (Against Liverpool and arsenal Wow that's a long post "suck my cock vomit"!? Why apologize?! Don't! :) BPAL is mostly miss than me than hit, but the ones I like I reallyyyy like and I tend to get a crap ton of compliments on them so I keep trying them even though I should really stop xD Yeah, even when I spend a lot of time narrowing down what I'm going to buy and only pick up a few items I'm always Hopefully not my ass You think she's bad at...muta?! I got "Butch Goodlength" That's quite a lot doublelift highlight reel? That was unexpected Was I watching a cow porno or some crap Holy Sound Shapes! Yes 666 upvotes [at the time of posting] Mine was somewhat intentional. I didn't bother going to bed the night before the test. I was out with my friends and they literally dropped me off at the exam. holy cow, amazing.. stop motions are often too jerky, but this is perfect.. that bouncing clay Holy shit. That movie is and will always be my favourite terrifying movie. Just imagining that someone you care about has already been taken over. FedEx says it costs $450 to ship 20 pounds from Chicago to Sydney yeah because her boyfriend probably makes her do it. she is like a prostitute except she's a begger instead. this is a huge industry in India. the pimps will purposely injure kids because a kid with one eye gets more money begging than a kid with two... Why do you think there aren't any humans? im not on Skype *"errthing I do, I do it big!"* he was talking about the power ranger villains. Also have a fap folder of all the pink rangers... right? So here I am, freaking out in my library during finals week, and every just looks at me like: Alas, I am female. Ergo why I'm curious what she did to drop that much that quickly. It's taken me a month to lose 5 lbs, so those numbers are just It's like an evil Navi... "I am a Kids Lover".... A giant moth (about the size of my torso) is my biggest fear right? i was literally sitting there watching the video wide eyed like How Imagine Mega Slaking with Iron Fist ability Or maybe an aggressive game of Steam where people pull stuff like that. I played with 4 veterans and auctions were at least 10 coins I am there right now, No end portal That dress For how many people?? You founded a Pierre McGuire Fan Club!? Oh, I see, sorry about that. ESPN has it as TBD so the other user is probably correct that its just a place holder. God I hope it wouldn't be 11PM EST. Game would start just 7 hours before I have to get up for work Good God! And depending, everyday could be "hump cheesburger" day... Yeah thanks very much :) My boyfriend is down on Friday for the night (I'm also planning on giving up porn completely, because too much of it has conditioned my mind without me realising Imagine dat smell doe! OMG, Mine did that last night too!!! Level 19 retainer, got me Moogle HM weapon for BLM... Well my dad...he...he works for gamespy so he can banhammer anyone... Who DAFUQ is messing with the vote counts!!! ┬─┬ノ( Yes. I have fine blonde/light brown hair but it stuck like straight up. I want one HA! So I made an applie pie last night and I had OODLES of leftover pastry. So I wrote "boob" with the extra dough, put sprinkles on it, and put it on top. I also made two little tatas with sprinkle nipples I hope you're ready for a deluge of friend requests I have no idea what you just said The last one with the endometrium debris Imagine how amazing and easier it will be to see once he gets the hang of coloring. Yea.. It seems like it 6am to 6am? I'm not excusing his behavior. I'm just citing it to help more people see him as a human being. You can't compare "levels of suffering". There's no way to measure that. At least those of us who had messed up childhoods were exposed to teachers and other kids to form some kind of support system for ourselves. I doubt this guy was ever even given that chance. But that's just speculation. And that's the point. There's no way of knowing what he went through growing up or what he's going through now. I'm certainly not suggesting that anyone admire him for accept his behavior. HOWEVER, I am saying that nobody will benefit by continuing to target him with this unbridled hatred or revel in his misfortune. Much less wish him dead like some of the people on this thread What utter jibberish dat aoe-stun Somehow I don't think that would fit in the house I am definitely doing this, haha! Just a thought / question that popped in my head this morning when I tried to lift my self off the ground with a pushup "plank" type thing I saw someone do. I was curious if I just kept trying that everyday if I would eventually start to lift off the ground. Holy shit are you fucking sexy. Thank you? I can't figure what you mean by the first shot. But the second looks... like it *could* be north-side-ish. Maybe south. Is that a lake in between the neighborhood and downtown? It really is a great base! It's gives me just the right amount of coverage I've been searching for and leaves a beautiful finish! Lol yes people tell me that I resemble her but I never know how to respond to it You cook the cats? Your water ph is what? Holy crap, I didn't know that there was a site like that What the fuck? That is kind of depressing. At least you got to know before meeting him I guess. TIL I can get a job shooting sharks off of a boat Ouch ouch ouch!!! I was so uncomfortable seeing those long nails so close to her eye... imagine if they'd slipped with the added pressure of trying to pop the zit... eye stabbing Oh my HELIX. isn´t that SKT T1 Faker on the right side of the screenshot? Most of DM's perfumes last around 4-6 hours for me as well, but my boyfriend insists that I still smell like my perfumes even after 24 hours. Click accept, not repair. It's the large button on the lower right corner. i did not know this was a thing If the IQ distribution is on a bell curve, then is it possible to have a negative IQ? We can't know for sure, but I guess NASCAR will give us some results once the vote is over. Our closest competitor is Danica Patrick, who has 1.06 million followers on Twitter I am now. Flash uses the select all army hotkey TwoX is racist? what's the specs of the steambox you got Plot twist ... pretty sure its all the above.... Does your closest neighbor happen to have the last name "Vorhees"? Shh...don't give them ideas Ah must be because I'm trying Dalaran Brilliance which looks like it requires level 80 I'm getting really awkward vibes from that Congratulations!! I was actually not aware that radiation could do that. Yeah, China is always a victim of bullying. XD I dont find him being rude lol not tryin to go against anyone here and en u say a new map do u mean get rid of the current map and add a whole new one or make another lobby for it Baka face is not humanoid So whenever Crayon Pop is in the video my eyes are on them but when their off screen i just look at the guy with the hand motions at the bottom right corner cause he is more interesting then everything else except Crayon Pop The ending of Dexter S4. Nobody saw that one coming Okay so kpop is pretty popular here in Toronto. Although I don't usually hear it in public places (unless it's in an Asian barbershop or something like that). But this one time I was on my laptop using the Tim Hortons wi-fi and I hear Stellar's Marionette. I was wearing earbuds so I thought it was from one of my browser tabs. Then I take off my earbuds and realize it's not from my computer. At first I thought it was the shop playing it. Then I look over and right beside me there's a 40 year old Asian man picking up his phone and it's his ringtone... Doesn't start too bad, but then... I don't think I ever saw this much tinfoil at once Wow WEEEEE CAAANNN WIIIIIINNN Zapdos! Who are you... This. Changes. Everything. Yeah, but you still gotta bring up the data what each move would do. Otherwise, instead of searching through 4 moves and running the math (IVs, EV, abilities, type effectiveness, etc) depending which was chosen, they'd have to search through all the moves for the chosen move... It's a wonder metronome works at all It shouts at you? Looking for things that aren't blood boogers. Wh...where is this from? Done... what? Whoa. Seriously? Used to play hockey with a guy named Courtney I'm on my third The cover of that book she links to st the bottom... that woman's face.... That's quite funny...someone downvoted my "thanks." I guess someone doesn't like gratitude? Oh most definitely. You should do as much porn and edging as possible to help your workouts... it's just those darn O's that create all the problems in your life.... Noice ( Mars Attacks! It's against our rules to ask artists to edit their work to your liking. At least she dies instantly. Trydndamere gets impaled and tries to pull it out Doesn't it start tmrw for us in Australia? Are you following me? SRS doesn't hate men. It's full of them. The hoof boots are interesting ( Would you mind posting a screenie from your scanner? I'd like to see the layers. Not sure if you meant by same you meant you will be attracted to older women only or opposite That sounds like something a spy would say... Do... do I want to listen to this? OMG. The Anime law's of physics were right all along. EVERYTHING that explodes really does bulge first!!! Only now am I noticing your username, hah! Of all the subreddits to meet you in I was not expecting this. I came here to ask this same thing. ( i would consider it, but no tripod, no filming/video skills/editing, no makeup skills! You like watching another guy twerk? I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE VITA VERSION! Getting stuff soon?! what does that mean? what the hell is going on with that cat? But if we don't spend the surplus, we wont get the same $ next time That don't even LOOK right, looking like something out of horror cartoon. I'm getting freaked out just looking at that. Now imagine going in there. I might be kinda blind but....where is the carrot? Wait, /r/Ooer was asked to be a default? Whoa my girlfriend just was telling me she wanted that What the fuck, that's more than 8K resolution Oh... shit, really? I've got to try this Since when does Airbus have hyperdrive Is that a big balloon or are you tiny? MRW, the Soviet Bear Meme starts a communist uprising in middle schoolers. Sweet. I got nearly thirteen hours out of mine when using it... I wonder what it'd be like with them in a few years Since the age of 15?! I had the same reaction to that budget. I fail to see how this is only Vanu that does this ive added u (said its pending I initially read that as "Only doing runs for one day", opened the image, and was like Oh. Shit. Well, *that's* not going to work out Wow, I kind of want a sugar glider now it looks like they just stole a VW chassis and (re)moved a wheel dont believe everything you hear on reddit wow such tip Yeah, exactly Whaaaa Ugh, try having them served with the head and the legs. "Sea bug"really is the most accurate term. They look quite alien Whelp, now I realize how often I've looked like a dumbass for being angry that it was down when it turns out I've been selling too fast. Cycling to get in shape (I hope). Indoor soccer for fun. I started enjoying it more when I became a goal keeper, believe it or not. Although I could live without the close-up ball-to-balls collisions. we can?! Can you explain what sort of scripts you're referring to? I've been playing for a bit over a year now and I've never heard of anything like that Ahan Is that a real comment?? The definition of "Money Bomb"... So it is alright now because a girl said it? but weapon attacks dont consume stamina It's like watching my self when I'm drunk why did i never notice the absence of a father untill now ?.............. The naruto vs pain fight was totally trippy OOC: We have a wiki? So that means I should really look up what Music magic does? Did one of your little birds tell you that? were their door hinges made of play doh? i play since the beginning and swear i never saw it What series? How can a JPEG be transparent? I thought that was unique to PNG's Jackal on Tarlach can get to 1 mil I don't want to hurt your feelings but I got a calamity out of a chest in a normal split farm game last night Is that the mystery machine? I've seen a similar effect just before having a seizure. (( They really wouldn't, and to be honest, I wouldn't want them there. But that's okay, that's why I asked. :) if you can hire help, that makes sense - I didn't even know if you could do that. Woah HDMI cable from the tower to the TV, XBOX 360 wired controller into PC USB port, all you'd have to do is program the controller and you're good to go. They also sell keyboard/mouse stands built for use on a couch Are you saying when I "win" $1 on a $1 instant ticket, I didn't actually win anything 3904 STASHED??? Russia looks now more and more like North Korea. That's scarry Well it wasn't 500 in a row 4-7 days Oh man, thick fur is right - it might be medium length, but *dat undercoat*... Metoes turned on his super saiyajin Jeez, it's almost like they were people who enjoy things Hun Batz.....oh god imagine that When he flashed graves' Q tho Agreed. Just Imagine if Talon had 50% damage reduction in his ult Just, when I was playing Emerald on emulator. You really need a detector to find my comments? This is frightening. hm, ero SICURO di essere sul post della legge elettorale m5s, non so che è successo I recently got a shopping cart full of WallyWorld merchandise to fit in the trunk. Should do ok as a grocery getter, just don't put the eggs or bread back there He smokes animal shit? Trully gorgeous Where does one get a Zephyr shirt Good gravy. They should require him to take some English 101 goodness. Just... no. *Especially* if he's in management. Or hire him an assistant just to write legible emails Twistier Plot Twist: The baby is actually a more advanced version of the elf on the shelf for santa to observe you, ya know.. MORE CLOSELY That's a hell of a friendship right there. "WHOA WHOA WHOA!....HANG ON A SECOND...why kill me, when we can team up and kill others?" "... I was fine, until the leg twitch at the end. That would be brilliant, I thought I had seen them all. Kyogre is the beginning. Groudon is the end. Sounds kinda dark if you think about it like that. weight? Not for me. Is it just me or does teh CJ Entus flair look like some weird smiley? Wait, are Redditards actually so stupid y'all believe Israel is planning an *invasion* of Iran!? You live in the nether? Shit smokes well? Wow, thank you so much for putting that much effort into your answer On Aztec, actually had a full game on casual for once Its a community draft..thing. _Song?_ Yeah Captain boots on Yorick. Said it a couple of times, still no1 use it predicable My face is pretty much exactly the same colour as my hand lol. I was seriously just giving the SA the well actually it was my drunk younger brother, also I don't even know what you're talking about I really need to see this, and the temptation to go look at the result is growing After I read this, I went to look at how the badges are done using Firefox's developer tools, and they don't exist! It's all CSS voodoo magic! That escalated quickly what happened to the second dog that's what i thought they were going to do...then they turned it sideways... *Looks down 2 more spaces.... Sees commas being used* Wait what cavity DID you mean Well, that ejaculated quickly. There is only 1 PVP server? you sure its not for slitting throats Are you a mod of **I**rn2tagpro as well? Cuz I'm not. I like how he give Vitor that look like "I'm fucking dying over here." Potato's!? In MY vagina!? Do it. Her normal voice is so different from her singing voice Surprise blowjob? Like 3 will.. Amen! Only, I sometimes don't come back it looks like a denim track suit Honey, I think we now know why she's called sternritter "G" I don't agree with that saying. When drunk I am far more impulsive then when I am sober. And I hate being impulsive.. Which made drinking a drag until I was like it's okay I was drunk.. Why the 3 charmanders? I had an 210 and I'm pretty sure I had more than 15fps in Minecraft I also started playing a bit mtgo about a week ago, however I have tried both clients since the beta version starts using more and more memory over time until it either has massive lags while playing, or just crashes. Actually the beta client crashed even before I could play my very first game when I wanted to change my avatar. Holy shit, they DID made off like robbers then The links are like, totally right, teehee, you have to be a part of the group to see the events ZOMG its a new random change of many to group and event behavior that facebook likes to change with no warning XoXo Those tits... Perfecto! What!? Absolutely not I can't tell the difference between the serious comments and the ones being purposely gross so guys unsubscribe. That's even more casual than my group... Did you remove your own upvote? Holy shit, we actually might have someone fall to us RIP in peace NFC West offenses. The Rams are coming ooc: Oh, well I'd like to read it when it's finished! Waaah? Brah. I'm just very dynamic with my words. I made a valid point: they're an awful team based off their online performance and last-minute teaming decisions... and he's sarcastic It's a... double confession *Makes this face Alright Ladies and Gentlemen, moment of truth. We have all the safeties, Darqueze Dennard, Brandin Cooks, and every RB in the draft. I don't like our o-line prospects left in this draft, every QB except Bortles (God no People look down on people who equip good armour? I honestly can't understand why you'd not wear the best armor you've found... right? Wow. Woah, wait. Am I really? I had multiple people tell me Gothorita. Wait, we got the coin case?! WHY??! Doesn't the chat know that gambling will soft freeze the stream without the Y button?! I mean if he corners you down.... what choice do we have?! Weird like this? Snuggies. I used to make fun of them and everyone who said they owned one. Its a blanket with sleeves and pockets!? Its a backwards felt robe!? .....then my ex bought me one for the holidays last year... I think that's the first time I've seen someone actually flying that ship All of them You...you bought a Yeti online? i was at home sick today, so i downloaded the beta. i had a really good time. character creation was fantastic, there were a lot of unexpected options for each race. i picked a space bunny Too late I already started watching you. Probably because you were too busy making this one. I hate thinking about this question because it then makes me think "hey, what are my LIFE goals...." and then I get depressed. Partially because this is just a game, and what's the point anyway? But damnit, it's fun. I guess THAT is the point. BTN and MIN to 50.... SCH to 50..... grow the balls to finish the first Coil, do EX Primals.....Multiple Relics and my DRG Atma....yanno. Stuff everyone has worked on for awhile already ( The fuck does this comment get 3.2k upvotes? well that was weird are you my..neighbor? Ah. It worked ok for me, but after what you've said and based on these videos/pictures I'm seeing, I think I've never really made a *true* soft-boiled egg. Maybe just a "soft-er" boiled egg. Thanks for the actual informative response. Seems like something I said warranted downvotes Sorry, I didn't know you were joking. I've overreacted What if I said that it did work? TIL I came here to say the same.... No DFG on AP Sion No ----ing way... Funny how the only pools I can find have nobody mining in them Unless it's rye bread... I didn't know the bottom of a skull looked like that. Tell me the mods you are using. For I must have them apparently the opposite of me is Sakura from Naruto Exactly how old are these girls you're teaching? Flushable wipes....? I'm from the UK, and I wasn't aware there was an alternative to flushable wipes? What do you do with a wipe if you don't flush it? Please don't tell me there are edible wipes and there we have patient zero of a new made in china disease outbreak The eyes.. God this is the largest meme I have ever seen i literally trembled after i beat nashandra. Didnt move a muscle tho, some guy kept moving during the credits and fell into the abyss you are perfect I logged in today to just check out if the sub would be a wasteland or not, then noticed there were 5+ threads about periods and abortions. I thought I was the only one who saw that I'm halfway through the first one, and I didn't even know there was a season 2. such a big flower too Dude, really? I replied to this without fully reading the title and just fully read the title and realized it's for the guys.. oops >___< I swear I'm a girl!... unless there's something I didn't realize about myself...... ...and lands on a coral reef I still laughed at this, but then I noticed the Sinnoh games were released 7 years ago. FAKER CS why is he in his own league alone? they're blue, not peach ekop That doesn't really make either region stronger though Wow i've been there i'd like to check some guides how to mod dota2 Great, now this cat can text, hitchhike and give you a thumbs up All the shit about people having problems with subboxes... And over the last years, I've never had a single one Look at those little feet! Disturbingly cute. lol how is someone telling him NOT to run zerker gear considered a speed runner/min maxer? This has been known for a pretty long time now I thought tea bushes were like chest high max, not trees I think that is closer to doggie twerking than to hips-not-lying I saw a hula hoop from the thumbnail ...Are people still that bad that they don't know how to avoid spells yet? The only spell I find even remotely broken is Emit Force because of it's AOE, other than that, everything is avoidable through invincibility frames. People who say "idear" instead of "idea" No major city here in the UK would offer prices that low Yeah, that was my overtime hourly rate... What is double overtime?? Wow I do look like him Handbrake? What is this feature? If you didn't notice they cheer for the winning team and C9 was getting stomped. And why on earth should they cheer for C9 anyway ? Maybe it was your flashlight This (almost) exact situation happened with me last night as Prussia, except instead of a succession war with Lithuania, it's a succession war with France, and Russia has taken their side. Imagine if YellowStar picked that Zyra...whole LoL World would hate him, maybe even the French crows Why are you texting for over an hour with someone you don't know? I just realized that's pretty much exactly how I'm currently sitting 3 mins before or 5 What That happened to me, 7 months in the relationship. We hadn't even had sex. so much space This is why I had an epidural.... sweet thanks scarlet! I'll give both of them a shot. at this point six wont even install for some silly reason Bruins can lose the serie man.. I'll gladly send her a habs shirt, I'm sure it would look terrific on her ... floor .. They took the lead! Incest ? I got mine out of a chest in a normal difficulty split farm bounty game *[checks status site]* OMH, Napoleon has ~~M~~ay's Poochyana catch record beat in Wooper alone. Lump in Quagsire too, and he's past halfway to ~~M~~ay's Oddish record. I know a glitch to carry the same M4 and Mosin regardless of where I go... So I'm not worried about more guns capacity, as long as they don't take me secret away i havent People pay actual irl money for fucking minez items, Does that not mean the admins can spawn there alts things and sell them? Putin wants you think anything east of germany is russia again. . . . rekkles 9/1/3 That is horrifying. Thank you for the nightmares *Bear* I can't decide back story please, how did you discover this? I didnt even know it was my cake day... balls I love to get scratch or most of the time I scratch myself. Sometimes I'm scratching my back or my head without realizing Wait, Hedwig? Did I ever tell you about... HOLLYWOOD VIDEO?? I didn't even know this was a thing. HE IS THE OWNER... Smashing! I never thought of him as so gnarly tho But if he was still a Devil, would this have happened at all Translation is a bit off I must admit, the backdrop with Overly Attached Girlfriend makes the picture look frightening Shit me thats the transpenine express that goes past my house I just Facebooked messaged this to someone I haven't talked to in pretty much 2 years. ** Oh my god. Yes. Anything. Absolutely stunning. Holy jesus. Dang eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D *dem feels* WE NEED AN UPDATE THE MOMENT IT HAPPENS!!!! it certainly is now! I watched that with a smile on my face the entire time. Had to check IMDB to see if that was indeed Admiral Satie $30 for 6 unprinted keys Well, it's not really obvious judging from the footage It's already 2-0 though what a coincidence, we are also made of stardust... so we are actually smoking ourselves My god that's frightening. Weird That nipple hair..... Just wanted to say that this comment made me go 200? Damn. He doesn't look 29... What phone do you have that has 3 gigs of ram?? Um. What? I've never seen anyone NOT put application shortcuts on their desktop except he doesn't Yeah I am ...... Fuck yeah, good selection. \m/ I know. It's bananas. Can I admit something terrible? I only applied to one job this year, and didn't really have a whole lot scheduled if nothing came up. The mind-boggling stupidity of that has only recently set in. You shitlord, you are forgetting to mention all the slash fiction and art for Superwolock fans! and avenger fans! and Hetalia fans! and...pretty much everything Tumblr likes really, they go really wild in there with the man on man porn And he wants to see Markus Oh my gosh, I need to know what these look like now It's been a fucking nightmare. It's a 20g download That's retarded though, so because you didn't instantly turn you're goddamn lights on they can stop you search your fuckin car and arrest you just because you look like you're on stimulants.... That's bullshit. Hey at least you didn't have any on you. I don't think I've ever seen something so beautiful in my life. 144p Dude, I love zombies. Yep. Openly gasped out loud at this. Hey guys?!?! this looks good Wait what? I watched this in...November? Usually is Whoa wait they're still updating Terraria? Whoa. I don't...I...what? Wait, are you implying that sweat doesn't actually cool you That looks like it would burn from the acids Stupid question, but just to clarify, do the smaller jars at least still have the name on it, or is it like, completely clear and label-free? How do I know which color is which? Holy shit, I'm getting 40-60 fps on my 750 atm on low and I've actually peaked 70 in an area?????? I was dropping to 20... 100 in doors? Does the moon have oceans on it? Holy fuck...well hello! Yeah... how about we ban everything that might be used otherwise than intended. A car is a lethal weapon in the wrong hands. I can strangle someone with a piece of rope, yet anyone can buy it without any problems. How can I ever feel save? I use this shit every day! WTF. Ah man, and nothing! Just click it and nothing happens at all, it's very weird I thought doing side projects was implied though. Of course I do those things lol. That and internships, I did one at Microsoft while in high school and will be going back this summer. Still though, I don't get your focus on minors yea i thought that and when I saw the comments I was like "wow, i know it's bad but i think people are over reacting..." then i saw things like "stabbed" and was like "wait?" then i looked at the picture again Hmm weird, I can see your comment in my messages but can't find it in this thread Well than it isn't that impressive Is it just me or has there not been a post in 30 minutes? Hmm it's not letting me see the comments I'm making He hasn't even thanked the artists. What possible ISP do you use to be able to stream? He just keeps going, but he never swallows Ectoplasm sounds pretty interesting IRC is up. What... what *should* be going on... down there? Are you, me I have suuuuper thick hair, my hairdresser says I have 3x the normal amount Thank you! As for that picture though... yikes! Cool! I guess my big concern is mass producing them - It's okay if they're just paper and not all fancy since its 3000 people but I don't know if I'd have to manually load 3,000 wallets I'm...I'm weird? But.. I was told many people do this. It wasn't disqualified, I thought I replied to your comment! I'll be in my bunk.... Lol, no. Not yet at least yeah because Travis has tits. omg show me your ways gif master Jesus christ the upvote/downvote ratio. I'm literally in the stream and didn't realise this was happening... Havoc gets the runs when I give him anything with wheat in it. I'd hate to see that level of mess from a larger fox What happened to em Damn....he does makeup better than I ever could. Even horns are similiar I read it yes, but I'd long forgotten about it. I saw it yesterday and had an necros are fine That'd be scary A message from the future I saw a Volendam flair once Wait a minute... I had no idea Eddie Murphy sang, not to mention THIS song I completely missed the bee Uhhh ultimate derp. Howdid it work out? Dat 1,000 yard stare Did faker just had.... An emotion ?! Where... Where do you live that there are MMA schools like this? Same here, Polythemus always shows up for me within the last two floors before Mom Which two do you have? I come from a medical state, I don't know what non-chronic is anymore they do ? maybe something is already growing on them ? And based on your history, this is your second comment in 2 years "Stank" her skin... it's so smooth Smoking under the school stage as you do, chucked my cigarette end in the bin after I put it out, well I thought I had. Half hour later fire alarms going off, everyone's evacuated. Apparently the smoke machine malfunctioned and caught fire, "bedroom-cum-office"... Yeah, I'm wondering that too. Did.... did you just quote Star Wars? Dat sasquach on her arm Such a good draft I have a reoccurring nightmare that I'm on a nice sunny beach with a huge sea wall behind me and a gigantic tsunami starts to form in the distance and I'm fucked. This beach looks exactly like the one in my dreams Who else is? As a Kentuckian.. We have specific chickens? I'm backing up my argument. How does an observation give you the impression that nV "murdered my first born"? Did Optic get your wife to file for divorce and move the kids over to their place? Sniped? Um, NSFW, maybe?? Your video Run. Hmm, I think it has been sent? Omg, that would really really change things ist hier im sub überhaupt der tipbot unterwegs? Bit silly to brag about bg scores on low level bracket, specially considering the wave of players that never played the game before that is enjoying the lower brackets, but hey, congrats, well done i guess? ALREADY DONE Wow. I've finally met someone with the same chair as me. Really? You mean that video BigT did saying he would no longer be coaching didn't count. Oh my gosh her brows are perfect We're getting NFC pay... They're still magnet swiping? Dude I wondered the same thing, and whenever I said that alligators have to be related to chickens people just give me this look You're not trying to ship Discord and Celestia, are you? Reads live in the title, 2 mana UTH Yeah... oh wow * Don't bite them... "Daddy, why, why, why? Leave me alone" whelp, I think we should introduce trigger warnings for next year's Eurovision oh no! maybe they don't want you to know EDIT: Sorry confused this with something else. Ignore the reference thing Are you still available? Dat skull flap... LOL Not yet. But if she's anything like her mother, she'll be asking to go out to bars at 13. Wat But... it's a Canadian show something bagel related... like a baker that makes interactive sex bread I guessed it was you without even seeing your face dam it is an EUW account... i dont understand So I went out to the local farmer's market today and spent some time in our down town. As usual not a soul said anything to me. I was complimented a few times on my skirt and what not and I actually used the women's restroom for the first time in public! I think they look even more gross roasted. Wait, there's a such thing as an ethics hotline? Wow, someone came through and downvoted you hardcore. I'm amazed how ghasts could squeeze through a nether portal She's really gone up in the world from Saints Row the Third. Maybe OMG the Cole promo... so awful. So then, you believe that science should adhere to strict methodological naturalism. Nevermind the fact that that plays directly into *your* religious (or irreligious) beliefs. Also, way to tip your hand that you refuse at the outset to believe that two different things may actually be two different things, simply because if they are different that would eliminate your straw man argument and force you to engage a competing scientific theory based on the merits of its arguments, rather than arrogantly dismiss it out of hand. ...But to me it says: Gurren Lagann spoiler... what happened? Mom's in town, walking around shopping right now... Really? What if he blinked at the same time you did...? This is weirding me out. I could have sworn this was a picture of my backyard and my mulberry tree Is that alligator covered in oil? In what world does Krig mean car in german Sudden spike in both markets. I went from the 1500th app to the 1st app in 7 days Yes! That's.....that's exactly what...what I meant. That looks very... practical. Teach me something new Imgurtranscriber shows the thumbnail meme, but the link brings you to a different meme i thought MF doesnt influence chests? Oh wow *on speed* Explain? I'm clearly missing something in the picture Upside down kneebar beta pretty nice to watch! But then Kai Lightner just gives the routesetters the finger by matching on that pocket Im suspicious in your reasoning for only needing one hand... Dont know if i believe you My reaction: ( o_o) *clicks gif* ... ( Haha love this comment, cuz i did too Jesus christ Roenick's explanation somebody please explain me what does the Other's mean on gender question Olympic pool has no depht limit ? You think that's a bad thing Gotta commend his dedication my goodness! I can't even imagine spending that much on a turntable Are we going to have a "Airplane 3" situation here?!? ( I think I might love you Sliding... board...? After trying to reconnect unsuccessfully about 10 times, I got put back at the home screen and the match isn't even in my match history Why NSFW? Holy shit.. like a sacrifical blood chalice needs to be filled before Gabe is satisfied What did you fuse? lool your post says things like its their job to stay composed that silly, when crim pulls off a six piece you want them to talk about it all robot like Looks like something that could have done in the Oklahoma City building All of them 500w Holy shit. Don't know if this counts but I recently mentioned to the guy I was talking to that I didn't care if my future husband eventually wanted to be a stay at home husband and raise the kids. He was baffled because he assumed women would never trust men to raise them right and would absolutely want to do that part themselves Static? Very illegal, but I never knew you could purchase them so easily. w0w i thought it was like the typical *cock gun* shut down scene and everything would return to normal but when chitoge returns to school Mi sono vergognato così tanto che ho dovuto chiuderlo dopo 10 secondi di dialogo Ok, I'm NOT joking. The same sh*t just happened for me Is this acutally the cat's hair? LCS? What if a team is only wearing t-shirts? That face. Like a sub dedicated exclusively to bad legal advice? Whoa big academic word It took until 18 days ago for this subreddit to finally be made? Creepy how? This comment pretty much sums up why /r/childfree is hilarious. Its /r/redpill but about kids instead of women. Makes perfect sense and seems reasonable to you, but most people's reaction is what is happening in nr. 4? I was hoping for a bigger WR, like Colston, then I saw Cooks highlight reel. She has been, she move move to much or else it will rip Mm - 25th has a teireikai? True dat. But if you have it in low tiers, you gotta have it in high tiers too Holy shit the level of stupidity Dat bezel tho... I think if I was further along with the game I'm working on I'd ask you to make a city like this for it Clearly the i8 CPU just isn't all it's cracked up to be... ... Checkmate creationists? fuuuuuucking beautiful!!! Yeah but on a technical side, if you go to an olympic pool, there's a floor right ? Still not fixed ? I'm a junior, I envy all of you That's one freaking odd bug Dafuq did I just read I am awkward Frankly I am tired of pokemon monopolizing the pet-based RPG game market. As cool as X and Y was, it was almost literally just a graphical upgrade(aside from the multiplayer aspects). Which is good and all, but it has such big shoes to fill and they barely fill one. Now is your chance to fill the other shoe Fuckin' A, man. That looks pretty damn awesome and comic-y But Ginette Reno sings the national anthems at our games UKIP are polling at >50%? Nah man, just a dirty mind....or maybe I never get older DAMN! Oh my god please no Viewer count keeps dropping tho :\ i mean, I know it's partly because we're in the smack dab middle of the game, and this always happens, but at the same time keeping trolls around is good for everyone in the end This is going to sound dumb but I took a healthy squirt of juice once. I mean a pretty good amount and swallowed the mothet fucker! It burned a little bit but nothing crazy happened. Won't do it again but I was curious... Am I the only one who's freaked out by how the video is sped up, but his voice and his breathing are still normal speed? eye noticed... That froggen's anivia rundown Then you must have never heard of the ping spammers that eventually get muted by the game for pinging too much Grizzlies: Hey Still better then me well the only problem with your plan (though i really like it) shes picking me up from the airport when i go see her It won't be healing normally anymore. Wait, you just have to turn your back on the AoE and you're fine? ..."examinating"? Technically no one actually knows where those eggs come from... Peppers? Paprika Flair ? Im a kid in challenger , I am special If that's what you think His first sentence sounded like french to me I'm more interested in the guy on stilts? What is with all the posts involving trumpets? Am I missing something or is it just the 'hype' instrument? This chants were nice:D But first 5 times i was like WTF was that:D what sparta... owwww Pantheon ok Do you think about these things before clicking save? i support you in liking what you like, but I simply don't understand it at all ...so what about St. Peter changing his name? Is a Brazilian wax not a wax? ...similar stains? It doesnt have to apply to already mobile champs You know you've screwed up when the only organ that can regenerate can't handle what's been done to it anymore. Yes it does.. I think I just had a Deja Vu. Gotta hate those fake (or real Very nice, seeing those 5850's brings back some heavy nostalgia. It was probably the best price/performance GPU I've ever purchased. I'm not even surprised you're still going strong with 2 in crossfire. I want to steal your cat though... Is this NSFW? We're not, at least I'm not Warmer...... it came faster than that! fixed ... As someone with five male draenei characters (out of eight total characters), I have to say that my experiences seem to align with yours only insofar as "Male draenei are rare." I think I see many more warriors and hunters than priests or paladins (for males), though. Do you associate them with ERP, too? Watching game of thrones trying to catch up. All I can say: WHAT, THE FUCK. We fixed our lines once and for all at this draft? We drafted one lineman before saturday. #5 How will they know the discount if their children are misbehaved? What if they're one and the same? umm Damn that's where I am doh LOL...wut? Such a problem for me too, I'm like, 18 years late on that train... what worried me most about possibly being pregnant, despite being a virgin, is that I'll have to likely give birth to the Anti-Christ (or something of that sort) out of my urethra. They say giving birth destroys a vagina, but think of what it may do to a penis. Condoms. But why does the Prof need more than one of them? I misread that as "tattooing 8 year olds" crazy amount of both 1 putts and 3 putts. Wait and see what happens on Father's Day... Whoa. Cancer? Did they ever say it was cancer? I figured she died of old age Orlando.... Lake Eola Why are you using the same armor on vanity slots? Based on how younger people talk here in Fargo, North Central is being absorbed by the Canadian dialect. The Canadian Vowel Shift has arrived! Powerstanced poison channeler's tridents... Wait, which FC do I add? I'll never understand why people care so much about spoilers in this game. She said it happened once and is assuming it's the norm... That looks good that mousasi fight was 5 rounds.... im most uncomfortable with how much water they were pouring into his body supposed to be a link or something? God damn the professor looks like dexter! Ivory all the way because white made me look like a spooky ghost and champagne made me look almost invisible. Pretty big stretch for Reek too What's really awkward is when you're the first person to the party and then no one else shows up. .... and for whatever reason that didn't even occur to me. I just noticed I don't even know Orangeporrige, I've been playing for a year and Orange just joined recently. I talked with him earlier and seemed like a cool dude. I don't see why it's such a problem to be friendly to new people? On second thought, brotherhood power armor is okay 'Some' Oh yeah, we saw such things happen first hand, which is why we took away their actual admin rights a while ago. The nail in the coffin was when they took laptops to Mexico and got inflected with horrific little viruses. I've been playing for a long time and I still never knew this. I thought it was just completely random How does this PCB work That rott is like.... Hangouts for iOS hasn't even been around that long I definitely agree with this! I post a lot less on social media and started deleting people off my FB after realizing those facebook friendships really mean nothing and when I see the people on campus, we don't even exchange hello's. I had more of an issue with scarf-shorts pairing. This is fucking amazing. Why did riot remove it It's the second largest tip I've done, PIF or otherwise *types " why the hell do i get downvoted on this one How much did you pay in total? Wait, whut!? Is there a shop on the lane in DOTA? Man... that rocks I have never heard of kids being bullied for having a hyphenated name. That's nuts. As is the idea that marriage means falling under the protection of the man I really really wish I had shadowplay or something similar... Somehow survived and won getting ambushed by an OCA-wielding gold at pointblank range and won via some sort of accidental face-hug dance. While using the the LCR PR2 no free backpack slots ? Is there anything specific, Or just the PRESENCE of a cargobob Man, how did you end up replacing "had" by "of" wasn't it two pizzas? who stole the second pizza? I have some suspicions As if I didn't have enough WTF!? in my day today. Crikey - No idea how I missed this I remember going to school in full red just so I could be Zamorak... Looking back at it: *what the fuck was I doing? Wut....I eat so much more to feel full yet my TDEE is way lower Buying traitor rounds? That's new to me They keep telling me to vote NDP... festival That quality Battletoads? Foch 50 155 Well then... I don't suppose you live near the Buffalo NY area do you? Nek minit: all the newbies wanna become spais and join da gewnz 8 € for a 500mL beer ? Just took a look, the brake fluid container now indicates that it's full, and before it was half full Dang Wouldn't it shocking if Baby KARA was actually trying to recruit babies as next members. Wow! New style! New concept! How do you learn to use flash properly if you never run it? Had one the other day where I was 5th pick and was asked whether I wanted top or jungle. I said top as my main junglers had been banned and top pick said I should've asked him not to ban Vi. I hadn't because I had no idea that I would have the choice So much poop by picture thirteen. Oh ok, I didn't notice that. Still, he's still offering 6IV shinies for normal 6IVs Nanab I knew looked like bananas, but I did not know they were "Banan" backwards. What ?? /u/CreepySmileBot /u/CreepierSmileBot >crust. Eh not really. Sometimes when assessing how someone thinks and what their policies are, it's important to understand what camp they are in. Basically I was trying to see if this guy was part of any bigger organization or political group or school of thought than just his own self. I couldn't find any "we support this candidate pages" so the only clues I could find as to where his political alliances lie was the linked page. But if that kind of thing isn't welcomed in this subreddit I can just go back to lurking :( edit, reading the rest of the comments it's looks like the downvoters are just mad that I didn't take part in the circle jerk that is the rest of the comment? I like it BUT I _hate_ when people call it some paragon of modern feminism because "no one gets married at the end, and the females are strong who don't need men to rescue them." very sexy! ( You don't see a bonus reward as a positive? Hit by a drunk driver. Van spun 7 times, turned to see if everyone was ok....brother face was peel'd off. It's gonna be like 104º on Saturday Thanks! I swear one of my eyes looks bigger than the other though Oh gosh.. I had videos off last night Provi is blue to each other? But Arin is there Sandra and Francesca switch places. Does anyone know how hes set up his graph settings? Everything looks so beautiful Are you me? This is the exact reason I posted this thread Teach me your forging ways Sensei Ugh!I think I may have to resort to alternative methods to get rid of that pesky hymen Yeah, but problem is. It was a couple weeks ago And it wouldn't be a bad idea for Oculus to update us via their blog, about how the DK2 production is going, if they're still expecting to be on time, and other such updates, like they used too. They've been oddly silent lately. It'd just be nice to hear some vague generalizations in such an update, if they're under NDAs for something still, at this point. 2.6m of mining exp in a whole week? Does Montecristo speak Korean? The mysterious third arm of the liquid metal terminator in terminator 2. One hand holds the gun, one is loading it, and ...another is flying the helicopter OH. MY. GOD. Are you able to netplay super smash bros on an emulator? Weird thing is I removed the series from my library and instead of removing it it just reduced it down to the correct number. Removed it again and it got rid of it completely. I then readded it and scanned and it seems to be OK now. I'm using Microsoft mouse on Mac computer Your name kinda worries me though... Thief...? Invest in Amazon? Hey, sorry this content went in twice - sometimes reddit behaves rather wonkily for me...probably operator trouble Uhhh was is far away or is that house now no longer there ??? So then Patrick Starfish and Mr. Krabs are... Looks like a office ceiling - have never seen that in a home before ' If you actually listen to the story, you will note that there are many people who take their kids on trips like this. There are lots and lots of people raising families on boats, and the mother in this story notes that there were numerous other families making the same trip at the same time, all of whom had children *even younger than theirs*. It happens all the time. There was just bad timing here, bad luck, maybe a "bad boat", and a hell of a lot of bad viral PR, including people jumping to conclusions and labeling them as shitty parents. I know little to nothing about the DS series and even I get a pit peeved by the gameplay. Also what the hell is up with Ross, when Arin died in the mist Ross made the sound of like a small dog being stabbed. Stanley Parable Same dude! I have 2 exams tomorrow but I am reading this post instead OH MY GOD THERES A TARGET CHAMPS ONLY BUTTON Russian grammar is like the easiest thing ever? I honestly can't recall when the last musical event I went to was! WTF Holy Crap this game. This is when being pro-female goes so far it's more bad than good. It seems TB has never played Wing Commander III Wait what? What Is funny to me, is how far they go to create a french version of every single foreign word. E-mail? Too foreign! Let's use courrier electronique instead! Just looked up some near my area with the bottom link and my sisters name is on it. Um... so someone fill me in: What happened to the chat client provided on the Twitch site? Why is everyone suddenly diving for IRC clients and connecting to "mobile" chat?? (But not "mobile" chat, but "old mobile" chat, which I didn't even know was a thing...???) Holy shit, dat gif Is this really trance? I..I'm honored Who talked about rotating cameras I would've liked to have seen John more into it and Paul easing off, and some proper jams for some Lennon-McCartney-Harrison-Starkey numbers. If all 4 could've worked together, I couldn't even imagine This is the funniest video i have ever seen bubububbuuuut growing its motion, and I like literal definitions more :( can't argue nerds I actually really like this jacket! That website also has a lot of amazing looking hoodies Yeah stats really arent that great. But Duel-SGX will be a serious threat if you pair it up with Felneus' BB Spam combo. Apparently I replied to the wrong comment. So here's some upvotes. man, those comments ...well that escalated quickly Ya, I don't understand it either. They keep referring to me thinking it ruins lives. That's what the other dude said. I was just offering a simple solution to his problem. I really want a video of how the hell it got up there... Will do!!!! I feel like Scooby and the gang. My brother and law are playing CSI... i wish i could get in further almost positive there is a skull way in the back... it looks like its been halved Now I'm a confused shibe. OMG, another awesome home. Which one do I choose? WHICH ONE?! lel idk it wasn't like that in photoshop, only showed up when saved Imagine having sex with Jesus? I'm done reading that wiki These people vote. These people breed. Oh my god I WANT THOSE SO BAD Why did you attach that image? It as nothing to do with the car. Makes the $8 Budweisers at Rogers Arena look slightly less terrible. ...dare he? dat ghost pepper I am 9 kinds of jelly. That is my favorite shiny. I'd go DK. Just to mindfuck with people with WOW-mentality for who class=role. I heal on NB and like every second dungeon I get 'YOU HEAL ON NB ?! I read "donated" as "detonated." Instructions unclear, head stuck in rectum I cannot imagine how she's gonna buying airline ticket online How is the sky so blue..... A relative of mine has terrible irony cancer (she has sphincter cancer. IRONIC! Shes a huge pain in the ass) and is treating it with homeopathic medicine. Her doctor strongly recommended against it AS A HOMEOPATHIC DOCTOR. Is anyone in the Sox pen warming up? woah for real? dude is downright scary! You poor thing The entire time, I can only think of Necromorphs how did a death hole get in our base Congrats on the chest but why do I see a gold coloured gem... Wow that's not true! Holy shit that 3rd video dafuq Assuming I'll be able to sleep with the Gods bowling* right above me! Woohoo!! And holy shit, there really is an anti-tacos ad here I was standing outside work one night having a smoke break. This very large (tall, not fat) guy gets out of a black Mercedes and stands in the street and says "hey, how much?" I was like Wowww, she has aged well Can not unsee the "d's" as beening upside down "P's" I think.... I'm just... going to have a lie down and a cup of tea. I thought Adore would be the best (excluding Ru) in the video, but Bianca ended up looking much more organic. Adore was like Love Quaid's character. He even looks like an aging QB would. That movie is so much more closer to NFL personalities than some of these inspirational movies on the list. Plus, that locker room scene Number 7's butthole looks like its made of plastic Man in any way is forceful with his wife/girlfriend it's abuse and traumatizing. Woman beats on husband/boyfriend the guy is thought to be a pussy and people support the woman's actions. The real issue that confuses me gender shit aside, it seems there's a sense a man Should hit a woman but if you do you are horrible and should go to jail. What the hell? yes but seldome ppl buy it My first thought was who makes soup in a sink (see caption) Wait... what bot? Agreed. Especially if it's a back road, and they have no real reason to be there. Hate that. Like OP, I also live in the middle of nowhere, and if I see a vehicle I don't recognize, I'm a little cautious. At one point, some dude in a Jeep Cherokee was trailing me when I went out for walks, before it stopped entirely, and I never saw it again. Still makes me I'm not gonna lie, doge's human body kinda scares me In my traditional ethnicity, a mother would name her child based on whatever thing she gazed upon first thing after giving birth. So, it's not unusual to have kids named glass, window, party, rock, etc, all in my native language I was really hoping he'd hit the other ball into the hole and the other guy would get the hole in one prize.... The Hollywood version of The Ring didn't really scare me... But the Japanese one is a bit weird What would it take to change your mind? ( Ich hatte mich mal gefragt, was er wohl so treibt - etwas gegoogled und siehe da: Wohnte keinen Kilometer weg von mir. Welp, I came Today i decided to get an infinity too, after 2 runs doc mercy dropped a veruc That's disturbingly accurate cosplay. Well based on what chars you play, there will be the Chuthulu skin for ah muzen, and some1 said something about an optimus prime skin for geb maybe? Flashback to the same situation I'm sensing I know what you mean but all I can think of is a person having their eyes petted. When did we suddenly turn south east asian? Who cares about youtubers !? I never realized that husbandry increased food carrying rate Watercooled RAM!!! i read about wutang and the guy who cut his penus...wth man..... is it me or HHH has a MASSIVE boner when Stone Crusher punches him in the face This thing has fuck me with splinters written all over it. The time passes so fast HAHAHAHA you're totally right. Or mommy why were you kissing daddies peepee? I've not had a problem with pings not being followed. Who are you playing with? I've spent maybe $150 and I thought that was a lot Who the fuck throws a flail wtf is even going on in this video AutoModerator can't delete moderator mail though. WOW. Just...wow. Their nails feel like needles on your skin. Squirrel claws are very similar to cats. The nail can rip off, and underneath that nail is another fresh nail...waiting. I know that girl What in heaven's sake did I just read? Thank you! and hahaha, I somehow stumbled across a creatively written post that was bestof'd where someone described a mod orgy. Bestiality? I'm more afraid aliens would give people new ideas Dude. Where did you get the white CM Storm from? I've seen this elsewhere on this sub yesterday - was that actually in the books? Breastfeeding used to be one of the only times it was acceptable for a woman to "expose" herself. Breastfeed at a beach full of nearly naked women and see who gets the negative attention Holy mother fuking fuk. Thats so awesome. My god, oh my god...Holy fuuk.. When did they add 2 sides of Dom?! A friend wants me to do one of those zombie runs I swear I'm better with huntsman than rockets and hitscan, but all those machina snipers who are even worse than me ~~ What's with the google.com link? How do you do the Impact font thing? haha that's right, you sure did That Spanish team.....and more specific that midfield Listen up, don't do drugs, stay in school... well someone didn't listen up Same goes for every person that buys a new champ and plays him in ranked - so disable every new champ No problem. :) Downside though....they smell like hairspray. BatFleck is ripped I've dropped out of college, [twice now], started as a desk monkey 1st line support, worked my way up to 2nd line, then to some more cuchy job handeling project and dealing with big wigs. Heck I even got a pretty big raise today [for realzies! I did say it wasn't viable. Holy crap, that is amazing. ( And he was the commander? "You look like a sweet girl-next-door, but you have a tattoo don't you, I bet you do, I bet it's hot"........said a random guy on the train who didn't wait for an answer and just walked away. Is that Dynamo on the left? sounds good. our crew will most likely be there! 2 MORE WEEKS!!!! so stoked for my first time in co! let alone seeing lorin at rr No item draft yet Indeed, after spending so many hours tweaking the recipe I didn't realize how little I changed it Driving home from daycare one day, I took a different street to avoid traffic. The radio was on sport talk, and all of a sudden, my son yells, "No, stop it! Not nice! Not nice!" I turned down the radio and asked him what wasn't nice. He tells me, "Monster, daddy. Monster not nice." It wasn't that bad(compared to some stuff I've seen could have been worse... it could have given you a hair cut. Red card katarina.. I want that skin I signed up to stay at and volunteer at a ranch for the next 10 weeks, starting Thursday. Rune Classic, please? I never realized Rune was re-released. I'm completely okay with this. Is SingSing a father? Did you see the album before I took it down a few hours ago? Well that's just adorable. Alright. We're on equal ground. TRUCE!!! You're the third person who points that out. I dunno if I'm being stubborn or what but the suit looks fine to me. The City Mouse that became a Mouse City! It really depends what tools you are using Awkward boners? If you are a quantum physicist.. Why are you commenting on astronomical physics? Aggressive racing pads for a high performance car are expensive. You're right, a closed gate would be easy to mistake for a place being open...... See, now I'm not sure if your "friend" is in your head... Golden but only rank 6? How Is it normal that I know none of those words? Is this a Flappy Bird EOTM edition? Those ropes are for mountain climbing right?! "It can even let you specify a different bpm for different parts inside the same song" Excellent!! I have inflicted a bit over 300 dmg with those little bottles of water Me either. My Mom was hit pretty hard OMG WHAT?! STUFF WHAT?! DOING WHAT?!?! I'd freeze up too! ...That's not Leanna... I game 1080 with my 3 gb Radeon 7950 and I'm yet to have any problems though. half an hour now! angela white That user name any link to that app? Wow. That is extremely rude. It is. I'm just going to listen to the Frozen playlist and just scream LET IT GO as i bench press lol! I've mercifully not gotten that one, but I've gotten. " You have to wait an hour just to do your skincare routine?? unless...... God created the Big Bang It doesn't look like that on my screen. Why would you vote for Legion when she already has an Arcana item? Who even develops in Go? HIS ERA FOR THIS SEASON IS <1?!?!?!? I thought he had one start where he just fell apart. Guess I was mistaken. I bet that Aphro was like here! I'd like to get in on this Please add me! Batfleck wins hands down imho Damn crowds back in it expecting more Crawford chants I really like this juice. One of my faves I just got back from a trip and haven't logged into IWD yet and correct me if I'm wrong but isn't 450 AD for 5 mins of work .. bad? That's only about 9k AD\hour. ...why is your mum involved in the hen's do, anyway? I can understand her going to a bridal shower, but a night out on the town which may or may not involve strippers? I can't even begin to imagine why anyone would want their mum involved.... Cool gallery! The costumes are impressive Right on :) I'm sorry that you ever even had to be acquainted with someone like that I would love to swing by if possible! Can I come to? Can I come? Would it be okay for me to come? my FC is 2509-0951-3570! I'm highly doubtful that you.. actually donated that much Never mind... I double-clicked it and it opened I'm up in LA and I can see the smoke Could I come during the 10PM session? My fc is in the flair Carding? What the hell? Our offense just produced. Would you allow another late comer? could i please come? :o if it's not too late I--you made a subreddit to post some of your gems? Hi! Looks like someone has a stalker on Reddit to me. Can I come? holy shit at the upvote differential on this. Maybenot when it comes to God. Maybe Anna killed her....... Dude I know the feel. I almost sort of had a conversation with the other 5 grads from my department during the graduation ceremony. I'd seen them all before in a lot of my classes but I never attempted to be friendly with them until the last thing we would ever do in school together. Can i join It most certainly does not! Because it makes my balls hurt vicariously! ( Please! add me! i need to go! That's 400 boxes of pennies. I worked in a bank and they come in $25 boxes weighing about 7lbs. Commenting to save.... cuz i might... need to... cum back to these.... later. I'm sorry that took so long for me to add you, I suddenly got like 10 responses from various people Unfortunately no, the top corner or the windows literally had nothing there when I saw them. It was like the things never had buttons to begin with or something. Haven't heard that one in french before So in other words this thread went from an Eminem related one to... a Disney conspiracy theory? Im so confuse It can see your soul...and it's hungry. Have many been released? A life time suppy of life time supplies What is this from As someone who will be just downloading the episode later from youtube do i really need to get high quality or the 240p is enough for audio while i read manga or something Sad and negative? What? That's no even close to Christian eschatology wtf did I just read ALL THE THINGS You posted this at 8:15pm Pacific Time. Most Americans were still awake It takes like 2 mins Whoa where is everybody I always assumed that was a wannabe. I never actually considered him to be the real Tyler.. What if the button are from Japan too I don't know what's going on. I can't sell my stuff individually, all the fonts are the same as the background colour and therefor invisible unless the text is selected, and worse of all... Somehow I lost 70 Sea crystals Tell me about it, this is just a regular tent for an Aussie family What would you do if you couldn't wash yourself or even get a drink from a fountain? You.....you stopped mid-steam? Oh the patch is today ?! why? > It's like a real life Tecmo game. It's not a fake now im confused ...can't help myself. I'm no fun at parties, promise. (~ Oddly enough, I met a girl like this. We ran out of condoms and she thought we could do without just that one time. She was a single mom already. Hey the link takes you to nowhere since when Búsqueda de la Sucré is french "No one lives in the house next to me" that looks like a threat Why are u playing on NA from japan? What is MoneyStone? Tutaj tylko testowałem formatowanie, bo wrzucałem to potem na lol'owego reddita, ale fala rage'rów jest dobijająca He copies shit shamelessly, he copies them badly and he's really mediocre. His singing is terrible. His lyrics are even worse. Remember "Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennn hunnnzooooooor, teran teran teraaaaannn sunroooooooooorr.." Why do you compare skill with 20s cooldown to a spirit spender? somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Looks bigger than I remember See what again? She saw right through him Definitely, the movie gives you that first rush of "YEAH, fuck 'em!! They deserved to die!!" that you never quite get from other shows or movies. But then it just gets plain nasty and cruel It can... go back in? How did he manage that proxy gate? not too loud or he will ddos you! What an uneggspected occurence This might be a good opportunity to say that I'm in my last few weeks of grad school and I'm so tired Spinning axes? I've died in a dream before. I remember I was driving and I started blacking out and my car went off the road and I hit a tree. I looked down and saw blood and just started blacking out before I finally died. I lingered there for a moment and then woke up in my bed crying, with no tears. Definitely weird but I'm still here, ...right? 100+ rifts already? How much have you been playing dude? I had to google whatsapp. i am new here The colors! What's a Galio? All they did was give him a chocolate bar them a bowl of ice cream at 1 year old?You dont think thats a lot for a 1 year old? Try and understand the size difference, it would be like eating a 5 lb chocolate bar and a quart of ice cream...for a baby that hasnt had it yet... I love my son a lot and dont want him having health problems because my in-laws are to stupid to realise you`re ruining a kids heath to get him to like you more Post this on the official forums if you haven't already Spider-Man???? Was the #55 legally inside of the pit box for that stop? Damn, I had no idea such a thing existed Now I am worried that maybe it happened in another life Pink Hawaiian short shorts (or do we still call them Daisy Dukes?). Not just for women anymore. How does one kill 11,4 animals I know, but go and get it right now and watch it, stop whatever your doing, even if it's heart surgery and tell me if it's good That's amazing ........................ Moving house or office? Also, I'm so out of the loop, didn't even realize dogevault was hacked Σ( that's what im sayin. homie said political folk don't make good music im like Qojqva must be mad as hell Yeah it's a monk nerf. Lol Hahahaha, I saw that Came to link the same thing. I was watching it live when it happened, a kid who'd convinced his parents to let him stay up for it Shit, you look exactly like my friend Kevin What server cluster are you guys all on? I have the same keyboard and mouse Where did that random DELELEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOP come from It's got like a one star reviews on the Atlassian Marketplace. really?! Cholula is MY go to hot sauce. Sriracha is good on salad. I don't understand the question Glass Road as filler? Don't you already do anything by controlling your mind? Who said I was joking Im from Missouri and ive never been on a plane They "hate" her based on what? Op! Goodness! That was so gross. I'm not sure how he kept going after the first few. I about died at what ever std is happening on that one penis. And yet, he just. Keeps. Going. Wow, it takes me 8 hours just to drive to the other side of my state A woman with corn is a deadly woman Ive been to disney Wanna get to the good stuff, gotta use your teeth....... $209 - 20% = derp. I thought 5:30 roachs where one base. Whats the timing of the one base roachs then? Yeah, serotonin doesn't fuck around Should've used a twilight emote Are you linda? Pillow?... Why are you drawing the ugly and horrible California bumpers? I noticed that Jeffery Deaver's new book, *The Skin Collector,* is $12.84 for the eBook. Fuck bitches That looks like the flowerama by my house Yeah lol because that was what he asked whether you pay attention to EU drama and team changes Why are you guys forfeiting then Rehearsal huh? Any of you familiar with Red VS Blue from Rooster Teeth? Well, maybe this is the same type of filming thing.... a H1Z1 short that shows you a lot of the mechanics in the game? This has happened to me more times than I can count! Notable instances include a hairdresser giving me bangs after I said no twice in elementary school, and this one time in high school I went in for a trim and came out with an asymmetrical bob. i like animals i swear i love the poro looks amazing! but why did u photoshop ure face Almost too quick Wow they actually make 800mm lenses? Wtf is the ice cream truck song? Also, ice cream trucks exist outside of movies? Thats... thats possible? Great article! Well thought out and a good argument to boot! We must make them one of us... That's exciting! But also weird. I've never heard of it. I hope they respond to you! Please let me know what happens lol Why do they censor the word pornography, but then explain that it was pictures and videos of nude women? AAAHHHHHHH GO HABS GO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY RIGHT NOW ...what does this mean? You'd think he was writing a letter to present to the court in front of the gamers that murdered his girlfriend before his very eyes, but if you continue reading, your discover that he is writing about BM Dude. Is there a Neuromancer movie?!? Nooooo, not that! The boredom part ... you could use GC controllers?! Wow. they were all geometry? WHAT THE HELL!!! I JUST SAW THIS AFTER GIFTING YOU Not sure if you read what I have to say wrong? This is disgraceful. But weird to think that in 60,000 years the defacement itself might be considered priceless too Lol do what.... I'm curious as to what makes you inclined to say that as it sounds like a bunch of assumptions to me. It would be awkward. Me, my husband, and two of my exes. One of whom was emotionally abusive. Fun party yo. LOoks Like You're MisSINg an apostraphe XD : ^ ) Here take some of mine''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' I live in Ottawa, and this Lebanese guy told me that the shawarma in Canada is bad because it is made by Syrians. Nacho's the name of my family's mule I don't get fantasy sport... ELI5? How do you actually play this His account is approaching 8 years old... Wow yeah listening to this.....between hearing this and then me being in the team speak when they announced this stuff. Whoa whoa whoa. Listening to the guidelines of the subreddit? It didn't matter who Tony voted for Lmfao did you really add a exclamation mark to.... This?.. That's weird. It was barely 80 here in Buena Park. I swear. I super swear. Why are you looking at me like that? in 10 weeks u built all that? Her erection? Off topic: Is it just me or is that one kid a bit old to be breastfeeding? megaserver Fedoras..... dun dun dun Worst fear i saw u said u hate doing giveaway hahahaha i would have never thought of that. If people asked me what accent i want, i would most likely blurt out American just for easiness. But Irish Accent would be awesome Seriously? Primary school? I think it's good! ... have you been routinely killing postmen, by any chance..? Graves' ultimate does damage ? "ohhh he looks so purple" said some gossip-like old lady's at my father's funeral Completely OP in objective modes. 150000 over healed health? was everybody drunk or something? because while sorta interesting, it wasn't exactly as hilarious as everyone made it out to be Why not all three? I do not remember that scene I really dislike Theo James as Four because *he doesn't look like Four* also he's far too old. But damn is he good looking. I just don't know what to do, I noticed others at work talking behind my back, then my boss noticed and confronted me about it. Thing is, when she told me she had been hearing co-workers talk behind my back she then followed that up with saying "I am trying to protect you from that, even though we've never had this kind of problem before (my thoughts: what problem?! I just doing my job like everyone else here I'm starting to wonder why all the reddit ads I get are about Anime never enough kikuris and sefias! TIL Jonathan Edwards is new age .....this is a very good question It's one of those shows where you'd have to see a couple episodes before you get upset. I was like Thanatos is a GIRL? Looks like I can't follow her on the spotify software/app from my country, it only works in the web version for some reason TIL crabs at some point in their lives change their shell Know what? why am I here? Yeah It was just a creepy thing that popped into my head while I was working. I was just typing and was like, "Oh. No. I need this message to be decoded Reading through the comments I felt like I was having a conversation with myself. It's like 'oh, I want to say this' -- Welp, if the auto save state happens in the next few minutes, we're well and screwed over... Damn hot. Зачем им брэнд? I think even if you were there it still wouldn't be that entertaining. HOLY SHIT, I'm already on my favorite sub!! What did I just read? That means you'll expect it If it is, does that first attempt count towards the Wattson rating for Cyrus then?! Time travel stories are confusing sometimes... Rise were top 8 at regionals but they are an AM team...? You could get any guy you want. Wow This update seems like it's been made especially for UHC Because then it isnt known as a disease. You can set it in the options to either update automatically, update automatically during a certain time, or only update when you try to run the game. Will edit this post when I get home I didn't think it would be that loud Just wondering cause i just got hired lol. Was curious to know if they will and when. So there are no baristas that got drug tested? you made a 10 minute video I see that too This is just for a 1 Litre bottle too... Imagine how much a 1.75 Litre is oh lol 4,739 hours with 31 resets Why is this link not blue? How does that help? Well it's not that they hurt, it's that it's my anxiety Wow, ok, I was wondering already, because I just finished the 3rd workout of week 1 and I'm quite blown by the volume. The fact that I'm a 133lb female probably doesn't help either At that point I stopped csing because I already have all my items so why would I get even more gold? I mean I usually have 10+ kills at that point and I am sure that someone on my team needs it more than me. I mean, open your eyes and actually *look* at my profile, and secondly, answer the question not toss your opinion like a wet dish rag. Jesus Atleast gimme a reason why u downvote this I swear my produce comparisons have all been the same size for like the last three weeks... It was a lime, the the length of a peapod, then a lemon, now a nectarine? And an onion, but...how big of an onion?? Lol Plot Twist: This was OP's original front page post. Peanut Butter and Crack Sammich The same here. Mortimer usually goes after some of the older woman Yeah it is. How did you go this long without the Swift Sail? Well shit Love that ship but it's central unit looks off center to me and it's bugging me a little I was heart broken, until the last photo where he's attempting to stomp on his child. THat would be awesome. I am a geography major trying to focus in GIS. Id love to make something like this my Thesis project. All of the mapped mountain bike trails in the world... Uhhh... This creeps me out on so many levels. Man, did we date the same douchebag or something? Are you stalking me? So.. The point is to take pictures of LGBT couples kissing to purposely make people "uncomfortable"..? This just happened the other way around for me... I kissed her after 7 years and she kissed back I did ask ... he declined :( , said he preferred to stroke himself off with your $30 wow look at them boobies Ahhh! * That is too damn much for a lens You are hot, but I dunno if I like the old lady staring at me Yeah, save states always seem to screw up in-game saving... I don't have the 4set bonus from Tal Rasha's (gonna try to get Vyr's gloves, so I can then try and get Tal's Chest am I the only one who thinks the new ariel looks like she is a axe murderer? she has that grin on her face now and it reminds me of the axe murderer in the haunted mansion Katy Perry's face is orange as hell. Woah, woah WOAH. I haven't been watching stream/subreddit that closely, what is this about eggs? Is this a love triangle? So confused oh my god what is going on It isn't! So those things from halo are real There was no movie there was no movie there was no movie Wait, whats the real steel for that is both fascinating, and terrifying...damn human body you scary Your milk gets WARM? one hour? Not going to lie. That is the creepiest picture of CDR Shepard. This could be a whole new weight loss sub reddit. Thanks. I'm going to put the link for the local paper's article in my comment now that I had more time to find it, but **"the dying man asked him to."** Resetting the controls worked, thanks! But I restarted the game and the ground is still invisible Oh. Oops, fixing the permissions on the shiny doc. It should be readable now. You have all the Pokemon in all the bank balls already? Is this real life? Aaah... Ghibli movies sure are fantastic. The first one I remember seeing was actually Laputa: Castle in the Sky, and I thought it was pure magic, but I've had a really hard time rewatching it as it's kind of slow I thought this was satire until I realized that I'm not in /r/cringepics. Nick was just displaying his beautiful eyes to you, you should appreciate the stare Thanks for all these tips! So much to keep in mind! I'm sure being an escort must've given you a story books worth of weird and funny memories. ( I'll be there too, wish I could get a meet and greet what are you saying OWB worse than HH? Never heard that one before * I have no idea. the box says to flush them actually holy ... what??? I guess work with a red hot metal brings a dislike for an excessive clothing His eye... It's like they think we have no spines or something. Okay, who reported a mod comment? *Seriously* guys? Quite confused about what actually happened. Ouch And yet, you have access to the Internet. my god marc vink How did these people qualify for the qualifiers? Except that speed What's vote fuzzing? Gorgeous All the big ass explosions That was NOT bad. You got stuck at "γερασες" and not in "σαρακοφαγωμενη"? It certainly has it's moments...but for both archer and bb, I think the voice is the only reason I watch God it just kept getting worse. How'd you know it was from grandpa? Wait... There's a girl now!? Not all of them just MFs splashes Your own fetus i'm surprised drew brees isn't on here, unless there's something i don't know *[glances at chat]* WHAT?! "Anti-Castration Riot"?! *[unconsciously clenches legs]* CLEARLY I MISSED SOMETHING?!?!!? I still have yet to go past the samples. I was doing my nursing clinical (yep, no payment there) for at a nursing home and was assigned to a semi mobile lady. She had me give her a full sponge bath from head to toe. After I was done and she was on her way to breakfast, the nurse who was on rounds told me that the said patient gets baths and not sponge baths. I mean I feel the same yet here we are....with what can only be called Lexie Webber. ( I do it all the time.. is it bad hahahaha as long as its not golden Yes! All of the above. When I do wear makeup, it's very simplistic. I'm not sure what would work with my skin tone, etc. And looking at products in a store is misleading to me. Taking a color in front of me and imagining it on my face. . oh man ...have they? I'm a straight woman but I was glad that I got the naked beach women instead of the other one there's got to be someone in your area that has the save data We don't even know what aliens look like, though That thing scares me Dat infield shift. That blur makes you look like an alien. 200 Interact with a totem?.. Jesus fucking Christ I read that as "pants not required".. I got confused as to which bats you go to What's with the flatlined person at the back of the third image? It does not work on my iPhone or Linux desktop Wow. The entitlement is mind blowing.... the game is full of stuff stolen from serval games. I encountered the lich king 3 minutes after i played it Damn, you look so much like your mom What? At least you're consistent You speak Hindu? Whoa De-Ja Vu Yes! I still have it on my ipod and listen to it on the way to class. It really hasn't been that long since its release... Or has it? Internet time is weird. Did a CT plant the bomb? Am I?!?!? I saw this man too. What his name these qualifier results so far make 0 sense But... he's a duck I've never had such an urge to eat my flag. Yeah but how will you know if i voted Crikey - Compared to me playing my Ranger in sPvP, you have an amazingly relaxed playstyle How did i not know of monster hunter online??? It does? So ready! was wondering where everyone went goosebumps If I may ask, what is a DUST? 500 techniques?! I need more velcro dicks! aaj I'm literally at Laracon and very busy and you think I basically owe you some kind of personal explanation of any Laravel feature you demand? What planet are you from? Mongoloids? There are people who have never listened to MCR? ALL? how is every league posted 2 seconds ago already full It's confusing me too, because to me this is 3D rendered... Really?? never noticed that Dat "Server room" oh my good Lord! holy crap dude! You know I was really reading and then I hit a wall. The last one I read was John Grisham The Racketeer. I think I really only read it because my coworker likes the author but I am more into mysteries and this one really wasn't. It was more lawyer fiction (there is an actual name for the genre I just can't remember). Now I'm reading Thankless in Death by JD Robb but like even though I am really into the book so far... I can't bring myself to read much Err... would the dark side twerk? dat GP That's my birthday! I didn't realize this was so rampant! Yep, some *really* hard-working shibes have voted 10,000 times and posted a video of that That's an awesome looking PokeCenter. Why don't I remember it being laid out like this?! Why would the chief kill Halsey? My my my. How she has grown. Wait, Brazil? I would like a hair sample, please. For reasons A car that's newer than the year 2000. I know I shouldn't complain at all because at least I have A car to drive. It's just, I don't really want to keep pouring hundreds of dollars into the old hand me down car I have just to maintain it (since it's more likely to break down than a newer car). I find it funny that I haven't gotten into a single accident with it or even my older '92 car, yet my cousins and friends who have all totaled their NEW cars got new cars again. I didn't know people still did their makeup like that O_o I don't remember the first time... Wut I don't think I've commented on a single Youtube vid since they forced everybody to use Google+ accounts... I don't want my mildly offensive, semi-retarded Youtube comments associating with my REAL name Aw thanks! I have a Samsung s3 that I got back in December. It was my first smart phone ever, and my mind was blown when I saw that the camera is 8 megapixels. My Canon P&S is 7.1 mpx. Thanks! I think it's because it's summer again that they're starting to appear pigmented because in the winter, they're the same color as my skin **throws pokeball* * Is this an allusion to 1984? ¡Tu cadaver sobrevive 13 mil años para que al final unos arqueologos sin sentido del albur terminen llamándote "La Joven de Hoyo Negro"! No hay que ser I thought that was an ass at first Hmm, didn't you never noticed that yellow light on traffic lights before? Guys why is EUW and EUNE is lagging? That spider is as long as my dick I remember the first time going towards minotaur's nest with my friends and being pumped and excited for a big fight. Then this happens and we were like I uh... I need a few minutes to process this. what kind of sorcery Are we *still* just wandering around Sinnoh with that potential for World Destruction in the background? If we keep this wandering up, soon enough we're going to end up back in Mauville! Again! I didn't know that about baking soda. Wait, I just read the whole title. That was while drunk? Excuse me, but is this porn? Hmm this is the second time I hear this. I wonder why is it that Part 5 around here is considered *bad* or, atleast, not up-to-par with the rest of the parts, while it's considered around as good as part 3 in Japan? I thought you were actually going to link something with this round about thing! Oh damn. You buy ammys with shards Angel / Demon Hel.... imagine her wings changing from good to evil visa versa... Meni krivo sto nisam poneo mob da slikam gdju u poznim godinama kako (jedva) gura kolica sa 10ak onih balona od 5L That sounds... awkward I would prefer it if Valve went insane with the Immortal items. Like, you know... by releasing them Oddly enough, I had opened one of these just the other day in my school's restroom. That's only $3.99? Wow.... This looks amazingly good First I read "Preservative Squadron" and thought that they added chemicals to the slaves to keep them fresh during the sea travels. Imo they should have remade the whole Bo5. Yesterday they played for 4 hours straight, waited several hours for a fifth game, which was eventually postponed for another 24 hours He looks like a giant plush Caribou. Why did i watch this from start to finish? My mother works for American Apparel (seamstress). I've... seen some of their ads, but not many of them. (> I never understood this either....I remember one response I got from a client "Because we dont trust Microsoft"....but you trusted them to manage everything else in your Windows only datacenter Is that a real fish? or a toy? yeah, i had my 3rd promo match and we were very behind, so if its confirmed that its loss prevented i would leave the game. but until then im suspicious Right? I was surprised how dry it made my face, since I have super oily skin I've spent a lot more on my computer and my games that I thought I had You had sex at 15? Can't even access the website right now because a system error occurred? Knowing how to search is a bad thing now? Wearing pink. I was oh-so-goth and gloomy. But I'm also a blonde. And pink looks good on blondes. Are you real? wow that trailer 2800? Sheesh! Those eyes though... If you look at OP's pic then click this one you'll see there is a zombie behind the photographer. Once you see it. How many UFOs have you seen? She wasnt single though Sometimes I like to be naked that rack Is it easier to gain EXP and DCP at night? There was literally 2 comments in the thread before you commented. The source being one of them. hell yes, we did. WE CONQUERED EVIL TODAY. Submitted 25 minutes ago and already on the frontpage of /r/all Hahahahhaaha What would you do for entertainment?! I heard the other day on KGO that the median price for a condo in SF right now is $950k You're only right in some of the timelines. In others, it's something else entirely. Hahaha it's okay! I'm somewhat flattered that you've memorized my lipshape. Is this normal that there are so many empty seats, for a game 7 between two teams so close to each other? Oh and do you get revived since someone cheated to kill you? why its being sale for 1$ on market how many i was in sears searching for a desk, and i overheard a tv on a nascar channel "i'd like to thank reddit, and the dogecoin for making this happen", and i was like i donknow bro Walking DD? That I will probably be single forever..... ...... What does a pleasant voice *look* like? A single ply really adds that much? I didn't realize. You just fucked my mind up. If I wasn't afraid of facing her enough, now I'm dead. I remember reading about that Poptarts campaign (I missed it when it happened since I was not into SM then) and just going Hmm I just got Red Sonia Holy fucking shit on a stick that's fucked! It's literally a semi-fluffy hallow silk ball though Why did Danica explode? i didn't sub to it but i found it through thing_ and i like it Yup, that'll go great with the my easy-listening days. That escalated quickly. This route is seriously giving me Journey flashbacks... So your friend is married to half a person, or your friend is half a person? I r confus Who seriously argues with their grandma about religion? Stalk people on RAOA SO YOUR STILL AWAKE Aaaand now they've smacked right into corrective rape territory. My God. Those black triangles Why did you check to see if I was a troll account for being polite? You guys are probably the best mods ever. I kept trying to "like" it Can someone tell me what that even means? I have no Idea what is going on You get it added to your compendium automatically. What Spectre set is that btw? Fuck me!. . . . That was. . Well. . Different Gold but old... Beautiful. Just beautiful. Preach! you were inspired and so you copied it in its entirety 2% BHA liquid! 2% BHA liquid! *all together now!* If you were to only use it on your nose (depending on whether you'll get any benefit using it on the rest of your face), the little bottle would probably last you about 2 years. Mine is almost gone and I've had it about 7 or 8 months i cant beleave how this guys came to a chat and just try to steal an item like that... i cant understand taht Nope, I've seen this in another country too. Can you believe these exist around the world? Wait, this is a 2D painting? I heard them in Forest Lake Woah! That's such an epic ability on it's own, to be able to "copy" an opponents spell. \._. yes. I got the exact same thing. And I was never able to either create a league or anything else. I guess I'm just too dumb to understand how it works. That's... Beautiful.. Um wait excuse me, where are the developers? Esa la vi con mi jefa y mis tios My grandmother has the same exact prayer matt this was in a newspaper? That the universe exists... Or for that matter anything in it exists... Cosmic tod has so much passion in sc2 I feel that using a star as a lens is insanely metal. How much bitcoin do you have? My eyes instantly went, Well I'm glad to see you acknowledge that your justification for calling this cyberpunk is empty. So what about Dragonslayer Darius guess he would look badass I found the course syllabus Well they dealt with that sensitively. I'm surprised nobody commented on my butt shot. OOOOOHHHHH ive been trying to catch this batfish for about 15 terraria days LOL wow stupid me dude they just agree to reshedule champion vs koven to 12 on sunday I thought the flamers would just laugh over the things they write You're totally right about Marvel.. this style would feel way better than the isometric view action-RPGs they have. Imagine playing as The Incredible Hulk i went to breed it yesterday and its not in my boxes Jesus I didn't think a car could GET that fucked up in this game Did he just skin a chicken and made a duck wear it Yay! Events in Sweden! I'm currently just an enthusiast, but I do web/java stuff at work so I'd love to get into VR dev, just no time for pet projects right now I first thought that he was being pulled by the medic. So you left the page on your nails? I've soaked my fingers in alcohol to transfer print onto nude nail polish, but I'd never even considered leaving paper on there. Awesome - I'm between Skinny Fat and Obese its in dogecar? Vel'koz... *support?* Is that a thing? Does your brother work at Home Depot The level of detail is insane... Almost looks real WTF happened? You installed some stuff 2-3 days ago that should be causing this problem? Why is Torchic wearing panties? My Core2Duo with 4GB of DDR2 RAM and a GTS250 runs at 40+ FPS... What kind of potato do you have? I imagine for just the reason pictured in the video The size of his hand No no no no nooo NOOOOOOOOOO Mixed feelings towards this video. Need less room for the mouse movement Madonna has a manga?? MBR beat Gagapa convincingly that changes the channels private eyes are watching you Bach.... code? DAT MUSIC WITH THAT LOW HP WARNING! No shit You finish in just 15 seconds? where'd you get this from You have a place in New York has Shawerma, baba ghannoog, fatta ... AND IT ACCEPTS DOGECOIN?!! Much WOW And then you hear footsteps in the hallway that stop at your bedroom door. And then heavy breathing. Imagine if both spooky, that shit has even an elbow Because he was being a prick and was, I thought, intentionally misinterpreting what I was saying, so I thought I'd play his little game. Why are you so upset? It wasn't my intention to be self-important, and I also don't make it a habit of making assumptions about the lifestyles of people I don't know. Im pretty sure that skull was in dark souls or something. I seem to remember fighting it! WOW. Don't see JD do that very often Oh my Arceus. Did anyone notice spider man trying to hide, also is he masturbating while looking at me? Looks like vampy May another species never do this to us humans. Where'd your background come from So they won't make others machinama? :/ The minions kneel when you win? Is that a fucking Elk running across the right side of the field at :25? Upboat for an amazing thread! Centaurion, how did you get your hands in these things? True Damn. I've called thrice and I'm very pleased with the service. Once for advice for going to the right kind of medical service, and twice for medical concerns. One of those times I really did need to go to the hospital (surgery ensued!) and the other time we successfully diagnosed an eye bruise (half of my eyeball was bright red but didn't hurt: full of blood! Apparently, no. My boyfriend and his family ALWAYS open the door when the doorbell rings So did I, except we had the Twins Barbie one with two babies, and her tummy spun around and everything Say what now. Why'd they let you in the play area at 2 Sports that are by definition a sport, shouldnt be considered a sport? Oh my god wait wtf? Doge isn't last Yeah... so don't get your wiener stuck in it. Nope, I had 30 on my 10 worked fine even with a Betta, did you lower the settings i can look at this all day He couldn't take off the paper on the ears? I don't think mice are his number 1 problem If you go back, you will notice it is now gone... I'm not a big scary movie person, but I thought this movie was great. Freaked me out for a couple days after seeing it, though. That gave me chills for some reason Is he grabbing Latias's ass in panel 10?! I just misread that as buy more dogs for a dogfighting fund... The heat isn't worth it! I'm from Connecticut, and I find this quiet, erm, amusing? /u/foxh8er, your friends seriously need better hobbies. Why would you share this? Is a lack of person hygiene something to boast about? Wut I'm rank 78 and I honestly had no idea that option was even there kite montage* Hi I'm east coast US player on Charter, what mean not lag? 16 seconds average? How is that even possible Wow, this is actually an awesome play. You guys played really there on this. Ryze and MF flash over the sides and spaming aoes *eye twitches* That's... a very big one to miss. Why do you do this to yourself?! I know exactly what you mean. What if they weren't dreams.. The infection is spreading Thank you for clarifying this! When Josh mentioned during the press conference that he was going to spend some of the 70k he won on "new tires" my boyfriend and I were watching like, " Hi welcome! That is a loco lifestyle you got! Quick question? Do you get mail? If someone gifts you, how long would it take to reach you I feel very deja vu-ish, I was there just today. *We could've seen each other* I am? Did you just reproduce what i0n1c did? I believe in looking through your windows What the hell is Lucky Bastard? Oh dear god, the memories I guess you want to be on her list too... 16x12... pixels? I'm a bit creeped now - I live in Birkenhead so the guy is saying that ufo-like thingy was floating around over my head last night.... ! Wait... what? Cashier smiles towards her "whyyy does everyone want to have sex with me?! Oh that works too Thats one long lasting kick Yes. Absolutely moisturize after. ALWAYS MOISTURIZE. I seriously thought the ways families happened was that siblings would marry each other That's one hell of a glitch This happened to me almost every time I played RR with others...so I started playing it solo. Shouldn't really be the case that if you don't want to die on a mission you have to avoid others, I thought the whole idea was teamwork! Oh well, I suppose I am just too idealistic for this game I misread your last line as 'thank you for sharting' Woah, extremely NSFW Racism She scares me I misread that as 10 foot 4 inches, and was like Hitler sure is Passionate about anime The fight will now resume as normal on Miller and it will feel weird as hell, now i can easily spot a hell of a lot of players I have been with the past few days. Now i also have to get used to shooting at the Red guys and not the Purple guys 182 crushed nests?! Don't ISPs measure in bits instead of bytes? If you convert from bits to bytes by dividing by 8, your download speed should be up to 9.375 megabytes per second. Or is it really 75 megabytes instead of bits? In which case your download speed should be able to reach up to 600 megabytes per second I never said you were all racist, just that I hoped you weren't. Your "Racism 20€ di spedizione? :V (e mi sa che spedisce solo in Belgio e Lussemburgo Is that Sion? Yeah... I've had those months... like the ones where I forget to pay electricity Maybe it's her business! I havent really heard of japanese samurai gods Holy crap, how long does something like that take to draw? 6 hours to boost one hit point!? From the thumbnail I thought you'd been attacked by a coyote and brought its head to the hospital with you Holy crap, I never figured that out ooo huh. I hadnt considered that Did she live at the end of the street? oh my gosh, that cookie jar is just adorable! and that flat iron omg Im not sure.because the same day i ate a looot of oatmeal and i thought that maybe im allergic to gluten,and im finding out just now I have *never* heard of this homophobic connotation They all sound like people from the Sims That capital K... I've seen everyone else do it >First off...the 'Roman Empire' is itself a prophet? Huh.... really Apparently no shortage of ammo though No way you are 45, are you serious? Nicki has black hair now? I've seen much worse It is the greatest drink in the history of the world. Have I been playing fiddle support completely wrong then Your friend is a jerk. I have no idea why he's mocking your chest. I don't see anything wrong with it can u take SS of skin for free ? i feel strange about that I think we've got an answer to swarm hosts Strange....the link works perfectly fine with me? What if the owner is the poster. 60k you replied to da tipbot 5 guys exist on the west coast as well I wonder why /r/nfl is so high Is...is this real? How did you know I just woke up? Nosy! Okay, so you did it as well? I wanted to so bad no? WHAT REQUEST?! I still do it once in a while otherwise I feel like they'll get mad and choke me in my sleep. AFAIK that was not my request. Since we are discussing this topic, does anyone enjoy the smell of freshly opened cards? I could've sworn he died earlier this year switch Lilith for Cayena I don't see taco Strange............ I want to add, I'm not complaining! I hate food waste too, but I'm bemused by the Uncle Ben's - there's a beef chilli, and a sweet and sour chicken. My Mum is very...British...in her tastes (there *will* be meat on the plate, there will be potatoes and there *will* be vegetables - and they will *all be separated*), and I'm vegetarian. I think she thinks that rice = vegetarian. I'm sure my daughter will enjoy them. Wow people getting hella butthurt loool like I didnt post this after 3 comments Haha you're kidding So glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. Seriously what is even going on there?! Didin't realize Twitch was worth so much DeFuck did I just read We have seen too much..we know too much AzubuTV might be able to make something happen if this actually happens Good point. I forgot about him. I hooe this doesn't bring him back Maybe your parents just liked it better \^that is the best frame rate comparison i have seen yet. I can even see a difference between 72 fps and 144 fps!! apparently the ravens offered him a tryout My name is Bernie .... really? Then why did I have a soldier *turn around* and shoot the rocket into the completely wrong direction I think they might be routing your traffic, through Antarctica or something Urgh, that is utter crap... Maybe they DID notice already...and they liked it Whoaaa that's intense Everything I know is a lie Flair or no flair, can't speak against the hivemind Okay my post got way way way way way way too personal, so... I erased it. If I sent this response in a PM, would you consider keeping it to yourself? Like, could I trust you not to release my response to other people (seeing as it could be used to possibly doxx me) ? And I'm not just talking about public AMR, I mean the private ones and off site too? (yes, I know they exists. Yesss thank you so much for all the suggestions!! Those swatches are awesome, I love them all The turning simple things into conflicts drives me crazy! My dad would always make snide comments like this when he got upset by something. I always responded with your answer "You just have to ask just wanted him to confirm this I love every single curve on your body. So amaze dayum Is that the real hotshotgg What kind of bullshiggity.... Chicken what now? When did they have this?! HTC One, here too. It hasn't reached the point of completely unplayable yet for me (or maybe I'm in denial), but it is very frustrating. Sometimes I'll launch it and it will be sluggish, but playable - other times it doesn't even load before crashing. I did a factory reset the other day for an unrelated reason, and it still gives me the same issues. My bf plays via my Kindle Fire, and the game crashes a lot on there now, too, when there was never an issue with it. Insanity becouse exploration causes death as outside the pictures there is so heavy infestation that i die always. For exploring without going out, but only to a certain range. where is the base? its all i have in the picture? and i have turrets every 2 tiles around the base On the other hand, i'm actually kinda surprised that Gunz: The Duel got a sequel. Queue. QUEUE. I'm afraid to go outside now thanks to this thread Wait, where is this mountain? Can we... can we civ? Earwigs crawling in my ear or things crawling into my body freaks me out. I'm not entering, but that looks like a crazy game. Holy shit, how'd I forget? 666 upvotes Makes me glad I have an aluminum cue.... I had no idea so many people dislike Electric Shock, going by the comments in the last few threads. The Ascended Staff skin looks amazing If you choose none class you can loot clothing?... .... I read the whole story and OP's replies in Mads Mikkelsen's voice. How does that work? Looks like he's in the atmosphere. Why doesnt that crash? The white one... Okay! Picture its tail feathers as a dress and its legs as arms. Looks like a creepy-ass angel. Imagine walking through a forest at night and coming across a bunch of these fuckers. But it would be AWESOME! It's morning redlettermedia.com hat angerufen, die wollen ihre Erkennungsmelodie zurück Wow. OK. I didn't realise the clip was that big. Thought it was about 4. Lol. I need to reload more often Interp ratio?? And this is why I've never bothered playing a Counter Strike game, I would likely end up on the opposing side to this chap, every time... From someone who has autism, you sure he wasn't possessed and not autistic I too live in the central valley! I've seen a few brown recluse's in these parts, those will fuck you up Call me stupid, but I never knew she did nudes Awesome! Just sent the sample to my Kindle. Curious about the findings. I know that I have a hard time explaining to... oh well I guess no one in my circles would get it anyway Bioparco! What if *that* was just a lie? WOW that is creepy! does stitch look like he either wants to grab or he's about to clap i don't mind it Simple? My bowl looks just like that This looks like it's in southport Someone needs to sub this. Also, WTF How do you get enough bots for Elise? Why did everyone downvote you? Uh, well, okay. More power to you. ... That's actually an amazing idea It was still kind of disturbing. Having a sword go through the back of your head and out your mouth? ( Whoa! i never knew people were still seeing the series! If you were already on T6 before you started running with the fc group, you were *already* well past them Lose weight? Film set for release in 2015 and 2016 Pepper spray can blow your eyes to pieces? Which part of Sidonia is magical? Oh my god, /u/malone_m is Chad Michaels you think I should be bronze? Where are they going? *[Wakes up, checks in]* oh Helix, wait, what?! You guys are already at the E4?! OH HELIX, WHAT, WHAT?! YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY HALF WAY DONE WITH THE ELITE FOUR?! Never thought I'd be envious of a fruit. This is actually hilarious, at least after choking on it for a while Rack up kc Oh god So I just noticed, what on earth happened to cyrus in the background? Wow, I didn't even know smithing urns were a thing.. Holy shit. Now I'm absolutely terrified and not sure whether or not I wanna know the name of this website.... What. What if the guy that cut it is a redditor and knew another redditor would notice It's *really* good. Like, one of the best shows I've ever watched. I watched season 3 in one day I have parents younger than you! ...WOW He dad joked the dad joke It kind of looks like he has a Hitler 'stache Isaac just...disappears in the last few frames of the gif. Tony! Will you send my workplace a signed picture of yourself I woke up and instead of being a red stingy mess I'm tanned No, no, I think I have to be in this case. You can fail gym in schools in the US!? That's so weird to me :P Here in Finland, gym classes is just to keep kids in shape.. we never had tests or anything to "fail" in gym... We just played various sports like hockey, football, baseball and so on... But I failed in other stuff in school... I almost even failed Finnish Either this is a profile that gets made alot and is a bot or OP and I live in the same area Censor? I've only heard of IDPA & IPSC, there's another organization out there? Haha what happens if I stare back? You can do T4 with that gear? plz add me The one I have sounds different Whaaaaaat? I missed that completely A form letter reply isn't the same as receiving a reply from a bot. They're letting you know that they received your email and someone read it. Representatives (especially Senators, who represent the whole State) have to deal with a lot of people. If you're interest and position is something that a lot of others had then your "vote" is just being counted, which isn't a bad thing at all. If your interest and position is a bit more unusual, then you're more likely to receive a more personal reply (...either that or end up on a list! Ravenclaws have too much knowledge and knowledge is a bad thing... Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh... I'm out camping Friday - Saturday, question is how long I have to stay Saturday I guess I'm glad I've never seen Dutch porn then? While Maya is a natural for all things SMG, I can't help but think of how well a Legendary Killer-spec'd Zer0 would destroy with this.. 40% Headshot, 100% Killer, 30% Velocity, 50% COM, and optionally Kill Confirmed (if you feel like being scoped that long). Around 400% total crit damage? What song is that?! I know i've heard of it before... I just can't remember what it is. She has a great voice Funny story. Me and two of my friends went to the game together and we fell of the seats we were standing on because they kept warping under all of the weight. She's right about Barney. Hmmmm. Just Started. Lets see how this goes exactly that, huh? lul just play random That is actually quite scary Lol, I could have at least un-capitalized it... i'll just have to walk :p TO YOUR HOUSE The creepiest part of all these stories is the "the cops didn't find anything" part. As in, he's still out there and remembers you Y- yeah I voted a lot. You can keep voting with Incognito I was like Wow the speeds in this thread. Does cutting your hair decrease thinness? My gawd I just realized that they go hand-in-hand *What does "Kappa" even mean?!?!* I thought it means "Sarcastic" but is this a sarcastic comment?! Oh boy, idk if I can do that. I looked around for voice editing tutorials for SHODEN but no luck. Sorry. I'll keep my eyes open for anything that would distort my voice to sound like that though. I'll link you if i can find a way. But i have to agree, damn she sounds hot....in a sadistic way. The DK2 is for developers? the grass deteriorates Holy crap! Is it me or does that guy look like Jeff Dunham's Walter puppet!? 4153 photos?! I never ever thought I'd find Danish language hot one day. 2 YEARS. i got to 14 days ago, this is ridiculous...ly awesome... *[turns on stream for first time today]* What the MUSIC?! Sir, I only required Pineco with 0 speed IV. I received 0 speed IV Pineco, with 4IV stats, with Nature i was going to breed, with stealth rock i was going to breed and starf berry. Of course, in this game, the E4 building is a FREAKING CASTLE ITSELF!! Wait, so are they saying that Little House on the Prairie (and the related series of books) lied to me? wait wtf why your will?! HES NEXT IN LINE FOR 6* EVOLUTION Yeah but then you have "those people" who want you to beg and dig into their fucking lives Это пиздец, просто пиздец. Чего ради они неадекватность среди масс до такого градуса задирают? Зачем? ´ I remember filling up the whole screen on my first run. During that time, I sat there bewildered because I never noticed that the people kept changing at some points I just dropped 10 bead sets cause I thought they were useless Good LORD Gangnam Style. This is officially my most anticipated superhero film next to Superman vs. Batman, and that's (obviously) saying a lot. Marvel is killing it Dat red ...I literally put it in my first comment in this thread. But I followed those steps I was an extra in this show/pilot. I had nooo idea there was a gay scene while filming, but now I'm super intrigued! ...as if working on it wasn't enough For me it's the complete opposite cat's face: * Ya it would be 300 year anniversary, superbowl, and Mardi Gras all around the same time. Would be quite the party I doubt people would be able to move around downtown. Imagine if we were in the superbowl that year too This looks awesome in HD explain / elaborate It's actually really amazing when you think it wouldn't work without the weight of the atmosphere pushing down in the cup. THE SKY IS HELPING YOU DRINK I'm pretty sure you are referencing the battle frontier. But from the comments I cant quite tell if you are Why does the set of pictures on imgur have -9 likes but the reddit post has 18 likes? Thanks. I'll test when I get on, but with chores from the girlfriend, that might not be until tomorrow Bill? So put pledge on my pebble? TIL that I have an eidetic memory... someone get this woman a better camera Good point bahaha, she'd probably just be like WE HAVE 211 BLOOM MAIL?! How the hell have I never seen this before?! Whenever you're ready. You seem to be rejecting my trades for some reason? I thought Dawhn was ShadowsTheName I haven't been able to vote the lines have been busy I thought his name was Lelouch Vi Britannia How about cocaine energy drink. Burned your throat... but no cocaine. What was that shit made of Ooooh they hide the wieners in the shadows! No wonder Ive only seen Hodors. Though you could probably see Hodors from space TIL how to get rid of spontaneous boners It took you a *year* to learn to drive stick? I got Jaretzi I don't understand. Honest question: Why would you want to play more than one [generation] at a time? HOLY DAMN, that actually made sense. Close, but LA with C-4 and a silenced SMG Oh Gods, Kenny the No Faced Jesus. Huntress you say? Where was this said? I just have to ask, what the heck is leadership certs? Not just that... If you don't know how to rev-match well when braking, those cars tend to protest by sticking the ass end out. 30 minutes ago, the chat was practically dead. Now it's flying like a jet plane, in anticipation of Shinx's evolution! all i do is slow down My first reaction: I wanna farm it M4 1 tap works on consoles ? Kay. I already know about those certs. I already got a spawn beacon and whatnot wat .......................................WHAT?! SF Zoo. Which I LOVE as a venue, but... seriously consider elopement/small wedding. This wedding planning shit be CRAY. I did not believe people nearly enough... I'll never understand how hard "military time" is for some people. I was born and raised in Europe and then moved to the US. Back in the day, whenever people asked me for the time, I'd answer stuff like nineteen-forty or twenty-three fifteen. They would just look at me like ?? Is this a pun? :p are you suicidal because your well hung Oh hell, I am not even on flagmod yet. However, I am a part of OKC, and I did report a profile/photos that didn't just have one picture of the guy's junk. It had ALL NINE PHOTOS slots filled, with just this guy's junk. Fervor and Heavenly strenght... clever design ya know, that actually makes perfect sense I clicked Pre-Order and it went to a non cached copy. It seems you can actually buy it No totems or you just don't like them? A fly landed on my pie thats no good it's a catch 22, you spend the downtime between events leveling reward fams and stuff, so you cant go to the higher levels in the story easily singing out loud. i had my earphones in and didn't realise that my boss had just walked in... ( Good lord She seems to be claiming membership of no less than four nations. It looks like a level from Mario They can't do that. Four is the maximum amount that can be played How on earth did you buy a Super Hornet **with** LTI, but **not** Alpha?! hahahah.. I definitely get that, I really enjoy watching it swirl down the sink So....where did it go Link for the mayan buff camps? I never see any others mayan monster except the siege tower The Katarina penta. You are **crazy talented**. A guy got kicked from a game yesterday with this message, I thought he was hacking too. I was Does this guy EVER get any older? Seriously Those depression era kids, *fishing for spare coins through a sewer grate,* look so much more stylish than me. Damn. That's something to think about. Why do comments like this get downvotes? 60 games.. huh . i don't even flame That is a really odd sub that I had no idea existed until just now... How many have you seen? What a coincidence that this was featured on vsauce a day ago Well, I guess I'm a little bit too demanding, but since when does a ~~proper~~ wheel have this kind of embedded flaw i even got 60 games I.. wear pads and tampons. My SO only squeezes me to crack my back on occasion, because I am not a ketchup bottle. I've never even *heard* of that before I did a few days ago too!!! I thought that I was going to die Are you sure you want turn bullets in right direction and give him that weapon again? LBJ with good free throws How does Will Smith age opposite to everyone else? He literally looks like he just left the set of Fresh Prince. In THAT case... VERY GOOD! Can we load bullets in the wrong way and make a double rainbow together? You're 50 This goes well with my 1st retainer. I made him look exactly like me Or, you know, she did In what way was the snow castle scene better in the books? Wow, I did not know it was that simple Nice. TA will probably just round up and boom. You got 7 pages now. But it seems like you didn't even get much sleep. Wait what? It's illegal for Germans to pay for groceries? Trying to steal my billions you are O_O >> weighed heavily << What's going on with all the barbie dolls in the background?? how didn't I think of this oh my... thinking about it is kind of... Glad to hear, yeah, could be Oh, Helix, please don't make a new game! Erm... did the game freeze on the end screen? Or did the inputs freeze deliberately when we reached here? Ahhhh to be buddies with Bro Caps, such a nice dream This is my favorite movie ever, and I had no idea there was a book. Yup. ;) I lived there most of my life, more than long enough to consider that to be "normal." There are a number of areas where you can literally cross the street to go from "houses that have a butler" to "place where the cops won't go after dark" -- or even the scariest of all, "the ones where nobody but Domino's will deliver" Oh gawd! Yes please This sounds like a horrible bug..... Bad at EVE maybe because he is a certified newbie. I don't really understand why this is something that is said all the time about the guy, I mean, he has been playing for a lesser amount of time than the majority of people in HERO and yet he is a decent FC already. wtf is this shit? Vayne is in your list of viable adcs for LCS but Sivir is not? dafuq, I've never heard of a "headstart key." Who would buy a key only to be able to play the 3 days of headstart and nothing else? not related to the video but I misread your flare as "Totally not a Colon spy" Hawt. Also, how do I make my hair do that. If HirRez dares that, i'm gonna fucking freak out. Don't they EVER dare, to make the queen of the jungle a fucking support. ... 48 hours? I was planning on getting a crate for sure, I read it shouldn't be too big or they'll pee/poop in it What are leaves on a rig? Ohh thanks for the response, and I am sure we agree with a lot of things. Please forgive me, but I did ask a question also I've never driven an automatic. The timbers record is reverse of what the Sounders have... Just tried it with the Cow halaberd... They're huge and hit for 300m ( WHA?? Love the expression... woah, never had that touched before He hits 9,999,999 consistently and GWL multiplier doesn't seem that large compared to other skills Holy shit the editing on this was so on point – the syncopation at 1:28 was so well done I love tap water. WHy does she say I don't care if the guy is ugly or what he looks like, and proceeds to have an Abercrombie & Fitch model in the video? Can confirm. Nobody I have ever known (in my bootcamp platoon) has ever actually done this, nor can figure out how anyone could. Church tradition is anti bible now? Very happy to have first picked Froggen in my league. Froggnivia pls Oh shit..this needs to be a thing in rebirth. If rebirth ever supports modding (which I doubt), someone needs to make this a thing. Zigzagoon is trying to pull a fast one! Ummmmm I don't think that's a dud. Oh dear god, ripple-doge is a monster 32 members?! So Sherman, Verner and Revis are horrible fantasy corners? How exactly does a giant monster get out of a military guarded nuclear waste facility without so much as a singe alarm going off. That just made me go lord have mercy Woohoo the contest was not a lie! :D Thanks so much! Now, about those portal panties... Oh wow 'probable miscarriage as a form of contraception' Uh wait, are you implying that Hotshot x Lilypichu? Tagged as what? I'm very curious now Is /r/videos the new Mister soapbox? Holy crap (╯ Holy balls that is a lot of acid at once. I've lost my mind (in a good way ofcourse) on like 2-3 tabs Ya! Except I am Canadian. I'm curious to how that happened we have more overlap with SRD than with /r/AskHistorians now You wouldn't need to think about anything She's so awkward to watch imagine trying to hold a conversation with her How did he hit that? Then there is the version where your pokemon die instead of feint "It is the most violent people who go for peace" I literally LMAO. there's blood everywhere... just saw my first video You hate rich people because.. they have watched Star Wars? Going from ME1 and 2 to ME3 was weird this playthrough. All the dialogue feels so forced, and I have less options in dialogue. It feels like I'm playing with decisions automatically on sometimes, but I'm not This... This is perfect.. With ichigo giving the I found out about it when she says so on the show. There has to be a subreddit for this! That's like going to /r/circlejerk and complaining that you aren't getting serious replies. Also, Arba's hairstyle is more or less extremely similar to Gyokuen's. Do you have a link to it? I googled Starmark and found a lot of furniture and kitchen cabinets. First looking at the walnut slab, my eyes went I'm not really seeing the worship which you're implying in that painting. Only drop in performance is Ping for me. Superzise...? Sorry I have no idea what you're talking about. Omg that's funny! And true! good guess.... My physio told me I had hyper mobility syndrome. I thought she made it up! Haha! my girlfriend will probably be jealous When she pulled out that dildo I was like "so she gives classes about sucking dick... dis gon be gud..." seconds later "... Oh my god haha :p well now you know too much Dude....I've listened to the first 200 or so....at least four times The Blair Witch Project. Maybe he is hiding some inuzuka markings under that mask No nickname, please. I don't think Nincada has any worthwhile egg moves, actually Mind=Blown There was one guy on the dinner table I don't think I know who, the one on the very close right. Near linis. who is he? What if...what if the child was born. Because it's making that ground texture not look like shit this happened this morning. I was sleeping on the couch. I see my cat attacking my blanket...which seemed odd. pull up blanket and its a lizard, and it ran up towards me. I jump off and get a dust pan and broom. When i come back i see my cat hiding underneath the table...and see feathers...my cat had killed a bird. Now that I'm thinking about it...i wonder how long that bird had been under there Did somebody try to feed it? $3020???WTF MAN??You could buy a fucking car with that money... Wow, thanks for the detailed comment! I've admittedly forgotten about them for a while since I haven't seen any flying around, but I know I will soon. Better check my balcony and front porch when I get home tonight. ( /r/Rule34LoL That's some real designer shit right there holy crap. uh, yea I'd be a little worried if that was possible It's like Takeshi's Challenge So what should he have done? an else without the 'if' ? This isnt an issue to me. The kid is new to this and he's trying his best, give him a break for fucks sake. How the fuck does a 19 year old dude have 13 suits now that i would like to see! Kind of had a similar situation but I picked up Dr. Fetus, tech 2, moms eye, and poly. I never knew tech 2 would work with dr fetus We should download the files after he uploaded it maybe they will delete the comment again I need to draw this Holy shit, I've been to that Aldi's Yea... It's the way to do it... I guess this guy uses his other fingers... I was literally about to post this exact comment. Word for word. I think ive been here too long That's a lot fewer I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with a pencil, I have a little black dot to mark the ridiculous occasion.... What favours? "saves" No sneezing or crusty nose or anything like that. Still eating and drinking normally. Still acting normally. Just excess "sleep" in her eye I remember reading an article saying it was shut down, quite a while ago. I just added "imo", on the off-chance that someone might have more information. What did I get down voted for Not in my dream! Although we were flying around a supermarket. It was rather disturbing Strange. It worked perfectly fine on my HTC ChaCha with android 2.3. Me too. My parents were very recently invite to a wedding with the same options on their reply cards. Has it already been *three years* since that debacle? If this was prior to the update where the option to not post to twitter was bizarrely to difficult to locate for a lot of people but there is a check box clear as day there that turns posting to twitter off so how can you be bothered by it This. Has a good membership through my old job. I was paying like $6 a month out of pocket for the membership. Used it the first 6 months, then stopped going for almost a year. Called to cancel, "Yeah but you have some a great deal, you should just keep it." I'm with you on the first three. I don't remember if I ever used Grenade Gag I caught the end of that song once too... Carlotta suggested something like that before, and while that's a neat idea, it's FAR too difficult to code. Plus error handling, and the page now has to connect to IRC over a decent connection, and the chat crashes dedicated IRC clients when things get hectic... I don't know. Like I said earlier, I really enjoyed yours. I'm starting to think I may have a drowning fetish. I do have it automatically turned on but I doubt that I allowed the memory to be filled up. I had no idea that could cause this Even with safety mode on my daughter came across "Princess Molestia" while looking for MLP videos on YouTube. Had to have an interesting talk about why Princess Celestia was putting her horn up the other ponies butts. Suuuuuhry! Dat bread... I find it hilarious that I wanted to share that Mike Tyson pun with my friends, but no one I know(myself included) speaks Japanese. For pokemon to register you as online you have to go online in the game, i think? Yeahhhh I'm fine with never going up there. Cables up or down.. Being in a Dalton lib with bulldog makes me wanna puke after passing 2 times over enemy territory. Oh yea I forgot that nades have the same sound now I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one with a funky tracking code. I just subscribed to birchbox this month and at first my code had my current shipment to OK and a shipment to NY that was dated back to February. I checked again and it said that I had 2 packages. One to Arkansas and another to Indiana. Holy Hell. I'm in a 6 week wait. You dismantled pristine ticket books and used the tickets as "snarky props" with your cash? Ooooohhh. These are really good Wasn't there talk of a zombie concept before? Where did time traveling come from? eh. what time zone are u? when u replied, it was 3:32 AM There was a British guy in my fraternity who had some disease that made it so he couldn't grow hair, anywhere, at all. When I first met him I just figured he liked going for the totally shaved head look; then I noticed he had no eyebrows, and no eyelashes... How do people not know about this? It was game breaking yes...If your where fast enough you can hear a dark voice saying helo I guess its considered "manly" or something. I remember I went to a Chicago Cubs game when I was a kid and when I saw that trough I stopped dead in my tracks. Do flying spiders exist? Woah, it's entirely plastidipped Ever been to Europe? Polar opposite there. Shun violence and watch sex. They are less violent and practice safer sex. You know what everyone's gums feel like? I live right around there too. Wow. Well look at that, Guude Aurey and BubbleO is on one team! 27 people would imply the entire server + 1 guest Yeah karen is 42. I was my salad like this all the time Oh my god. That picture you posted, its been my phone wallpaper for over a year. Had no clue that was a missile. The symbols are arbitrary combinations lines humans have agreed represent things Wow, I got chills because somebody jumped off one of the buildings on my campus 2 days ago. I go to school in the city, and I had a There's a picture of him with some fans floating around that was taken in L.A. yesterday - blue shirt and black cardigan Weird haha wtf These freakin pythons really scare the crap out of me I dont see it?? *Shits pants* If you dont have an issue with it then why did you mention it in the first place MW3 is selling at €59.99 on steam. How do you know what I look like Cliche considered cliche V1 is bad. He min 3b your UTG open. Okay... and u can even define his range that clearly? He's obviously not good. Tommey answered this and made you look weak Why is varus before Yasuo and Nid I'm not demonizing you That's what I just said. Yet you're "belgianbeerboy"... He looks like he has ab implants Really? Where's *that* I only ask because I fear that 10mil would be kind of game breaking for me DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW Nice play but WTF is wrong with that song On a side note - this makes sense to me, but isn't it true that "it all has to be shipped in" for imported beers as well? Blue Moon doesn't have to ship its hops, glasses, yeast, etc. here but it does have to ship the heavy final product, which includes the water (a good percentage of the weight of a beer). The point about energy I can't argue with, obviously. HECO's electricity bills are destroying my life right now. What if the whole world is a jail and only the prisoners are free I'm going too LOL Waffle actually doesn't play nice with female cats for some reason. The three others he's met have totally hated him. Males on the other hand... My graduation is literally tomorrow my username on snapchat is shown in the app-preview on wp store.. i wonder if thats why so many weird people have been adding me I guess it's relative Cruz has already homered this inning Hehe, so Josh is your cakeday wish then? Holy jeez. It all depends on whether you find me This is like the 4th time theyve increased drop rates in ROS. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D': but all the plans i had for summer :( so much time to spend.... I guess ill just have to come and visit your new town a ton :D ill build a tunnel there no matter how long it has to be Those hands. "Pool Party!" isn't even a ska song... thats not a scar Kind of regret reading this right before bed When my best male friend told me he was in love with me through the phone. oh please, you...................^you^ >So many people get REALLY angry when they are told "no" in ANY capacity Wow, guess I should be glad mine stayed just the way it was during female puberty. it.... it can't possibly be that simple can it? I will try Link, please? Haha did someone call animal control K|ngP|n CLASSIFIED 80% shooting in 2nd half so incoming khazix 2? Well, that's bs That...that's ...my Kraft Dinner pot, Oh my god! Is this even possible to beat? Yup, my own design. Location is definitely important, yeah. It takes up a decent plot for Civcraft standards, at a bare minimum of 47x23 Hi Leo! Welcome to RAoA! "...not a huge fan of music.." I didn't say anything about bombers Wait, American billion? Is there any other billion? well, shit. So is this kinda like a kik gangbang? (this is below) Or leave the ID of your next victim Love that show. That "issue" with her had me Rubber straps? how is it a bug? Not necessarily. He could have always existed. At least as far as we understand time. And you *do* have to consider the fact that we... don't really know what time is, or *if* it even exists. Taco cat backwards is taco cat Thanks! I really appreciate the feedback! I'm not sure what she wanted, but we may find out in installment 2... Online order .. I live a boat ride and drive away from the closest b&m shop, and they only have 10ml bottles and smallish selection ~ ain't nobody got time for that ~ hoping to figure out diy-ing juice over the summer, maybe My dog was over a year before she figured out picking up and throwing the kong onto our hardwood floors so it bounced and scattered the innards was a good way to get the treats out (kibble everywhere Yes. Please tell me exactly what you are feeling when something is wrong (or right!). Don't tell me you're fine and keep things to yourself until boil over and we have a fight I work at a grocery store and was helping a lady not from the area to find some things in the store. She pronounced quinoa phonetically like 3 times, and each time I casually pronounced it the proper way. She didn't pick it up and I was thinking, "Are you kidding me?!" the entire time -_= -.= o All I'm seeing is a turtle shell with a cows head we live by each other what the hell's that? Do go on. so, i can pm you my ingrown hairs Why would the blood color change? AD on Kog Cum adica... „cavity search”? No. *You*, the person with a Rapunzel flair on */r/Frozen*, only *just* bought a copy of Tangled? While being watched by chickens Where did you get that BMO metal box? Oh god, why the fuck don't the NSFW posts have the thumbnails covered? I didn't think that'd exist A player auto clicking isn't really relevant? Ok, this is spooky. I have four hours left of work and I'm eating my lunch right now I thought it was because he was a business man and a man of his words isn't it in sub rules about no coin toss/helix/paul/dog type predictions I can't... I don't even know what to say, I just am in awe, love it so much! I love all your stuff and now this! Ahhh wow, thank you so much, everything is so perfectly amazing! Dear lord I'm still Irish... just not a man I didn't even check the price People wanted Kassadin ult and Vi Q to work like Ziggs ult!? That math! Yucateco, pero no maya seguramente... jajajaja o si? Tasha .... .......... Also sorry for the length I would've added a TL;DR or warning but was on my phone when I wrote it What if I told you that image doesn't show a helix? Yes, I think she is! Stared and stared at me like this for a far too long time. Have you paid for your sevrer? Oh wow. What if this is all a plot to get us to flock to google? Here there be dragons I have no idea why I kept thinking it was envy though For what? I know someone who is afraid of *small* spiders, Brady, Edelman, Amendola and Garappolo. I'd totally buy a patriots nude calendar, for charity of course Cool. Last question, what's your flair mean? I have a MBP and HTC One, are you telling me they're better than the M100? Bruhhhh...did you put that thing on overnight or nawww? I didn't even know there were Unique Strongboxes I was planning on getting a gaming laptop, but maybe I will just get a MPBr and keep my desktop You calling the OP a mexican? You have headlights on your vacuum cleaner? And a key weapon melee mage? Didn't want to give it away, not everyone has caught up. I'm 19 and that kid weighs more than me okay. I'm on my alt. character, I just have to get him a haircut How can you possibly compare the sizes of the crime stigmas? Thank you. I don't know if I can ever not blame myself. I suppose it' s the Mormon upbringing that is helping with that. It takes a special kind of person to be down to have sex in a nuns bed His stuff is mainly hilarious to me 10 (cheap) hotdogs can be anywhere from 10-30g carbs would our asses then be in the front? Hahhaaha i figured Must. Not. Look...this is one of my most anticipated games this year...I want to absorb everything about it, but I also want to hit those jungles with little idea of what's out there... Wtf did i just see? Which game pulled that bs? that's... my sisters name But...HOW? What's the difference between 4k and 1440 I don't get it OP what kind of a question is this? More importantly, what kind of a fan are you? why take so many screenshots when you can link your bnet or diabloprogress? second time being hacked The badges! They change on mouse-over! .... That username.... My aunt ... Roccat reminds me of me and my team, we get ahead and then suddenly our IQ drops by 100 points Beltre Slam? I remember doing this by accident a few months ago and I was like, "How did I do this? hailee steinfeld is immortal... It makes me GRAH when people don't communicate directly. If she didn't wanna hold your hand, she could have said so #lcsbigthrows Don't know what happened, but now i have launcher in windowed How did you give them a couple of downvotes? It started pretty normally, he just wanted to know if my earring was a flesh tunnel. Then he went on to say how he had one and thought it'd "suit my ears" haha. Then he said the only piercing he regrets is how one day when he was on a drug binge he decided he wanted to pierce his dick, so he got an 8mm nail and hammer and did it like that :S And then he was like, to this day when I piss it still leaks. I'm just sat there the whole time like Damn I've never had to resort to this action. I've always been wary since I don't really understand how it works with games and I also don't want to ruin the base civ game that I already have. I enjoy the pirate life as much as the next guy but not with video games. /= not yet anyway They may be configed interestingly in the pack as it looks like they can store over 2 billion RF in each one. If we get Charmander as our starter You can play with them for a while but they suck. My Dad was able to run a marathon with bone spurs I dunno it seems pretty trancey to me. Maybe you like a harder beat? WAT Every UMG has been swatted or atleast DDOS'd multiple times but Gfinity was worse, wut...? what do they mean 15 minutes until I graduate!! Ya, it's completely understandable to ask that some people just down vote before even reading the post. No clue why tho Wasn't he ROY? what happened to the end ~~and the subreddit button? What is going on here??? O.O or maybe They do have more or less the same cycle going every few months/year with some new items popping up once in a while. I recently got to stock up on manchego and Kerrygold cheeses and some delicious chocolate truffles (that were only $2.39/12), I'm always very excited to see their weekly ad on Wednesdays (and pick up the goods a week later) Ooh! I was curious if these really worked or not! I always see magically soft feet afterwards but never really see the process of the shedding I removed it, because the banner already had a Snoo. 6.05 isn't tightbore? It's not? I kept telling myself, I **don't** need more than one, and the I bought 3 omg you're right. Oh the Occulus, I need one They just won an award for "social presence"... Dude at first I was like Umm... are you honestly saying the Surface Pro 3 and MacBook Air have the same quality screen? Unless there's some context that I'm totally missing, this sounds illegal. A fair point, but who said anything about the U.S.? Is the rest of Europe supposed to stay out of it, too? I decided to look up the lyrics for Super Hero the other day and I had no idea that the rap at the beginning was actually in English Upvoted because WOW Hmm.... do like. Wow. None left. We pay ~450€ per year comprehensive cover (did use it too once, they covered the 2.5k€ repair bill for a 5k€ bike (CBR250R) ... Yet they didn't nerf her healing. #### Blech, WTF. i think i know her Yet they actually buffed her healing. Tell me about it -__- I did too! I'm an actual Pokemon Professor, I'm also a League Owner and Tournament Organizer for TPCI... Ama? by China man? Subhanallah I just this second posted that and it said 42 seconds ago And.. I shall go find her list The timing of the screenshot to get that as it was yellow If ten thousand nights, wore matching shirts to go to Disney land... It would be... Beautiful.... But imagine how long the line would be to see Elsa and Anna If I ever see that happening when I am at the gym (once I get off my ass and go back, that is..... How the...I just got Lightroom recently, explain to me what you did This is r/baconit. How is this sub not about baconit? <( 59,619 comment Karma and only 1 month here? Sorry, but do you work? Or sleep? Are you human? O_O^ It's more like people who can't face reality. **( wow, didn't expect the religious backlash that's exactly how Boss Blitz is ok, all this leaked stuff, MUST.....GET......ON......A.....HYPE......TRAIN... Is that Ellie? No way! I'm totally going to look into this very sexy...that fifth picture has a sexy lip bite....but the editing on those eyes....oh lord. Holy tits batman Those are really personal questions The Podcast feed costs money? He appears to be missing fingers ´ Yeah, that's what I thought. That guy has been living a lie! He sounds...nice I've been playing Skyrim for 3 years and never got this bug. Ever. Not trying to be a grammar Nazi, but Change'e's is a very, very awkward looking word and I would rather see your incorrect use The flair worked Wait.. this is seriously going on Did I go colourblind overnight, or is the 155 58 not on that chart? really 10-20 seconds? Holy shit you madman, the syrup starts cooking at 5 seconds I really should not have googled that to find out what it is I'm from Singapore and all I'm being matched with were Russian or Ukrainian players... i have a high graphic and in ultra setup i dont see it My sweet lord that is so interesting You look like one of my ex girlfriends. really? this can't be real I'm living on grape Gatorade and graham crackers right now, managed to handle an easy Mac as well. Grape Gatorade makes your vomit green though so it's an interesting show every now and then... :) :| I would have you know that blood intake equals power and purging of blood equals losing power, in real life, at most times. I'm only half kidding Men wanted to hear about cumbox? Honestly, just looking at this photo, I'd shit myself. daoc is actually still pretty populated. I have a few (albeit super nerdy) friends that still play it … … What When did this happen? > It's remarkable how relatively easily you can find programming experts but so few building experts sesame is red wut who would buy that? I think I might have met this dude Holy crap that was fast that's more like a spear I wanna see some1 cosplayed as freya wielding that sword what, the women dont have beards where you're from would they recognize you without your friend telling them? your karma What? so dam cool, we should build these into Showers Took an Eating Disorders class and this guy asked if, because he ordered a weight loss drink that basically was a colonic, if that meant he had an Eating disorder... I just looked at his profile. Why I can't see it in inventory? He's really into that carrot! I ward more than 97% of all marksmen. ....holy hell. Those political party were dicks Not sure if down voting because they agree with my opinion, or because they disagree... So true! And I just found out that he's only 2 years older than me I think it has always been so. I grew up with HR Puffnstuf, Gumby and Pokey (the Blockheads Yeah it was quite a first hour rush They can still come up well enough from an inch and a half. I had a horde of volunteer cucumbers come up out of 2" of soil this year from my compost. Number 6 scared the shit out of me when I realized it wasn't completely black You *CAN"T* Omg....so much skin..... I love your hair. Every time I get a snap from you I'm like "Oooh dat hair" Zack Ryder is the bunny! OMG. It did? Did mine? thanks for the answer! im not trying to make money but it still makes me nervous to see the 70's and more importantly, how do you pronounce their names? Thruster Boots? Damn, pharmacies are run by gangs in the US? for 30$ Suuuuuuurrreeeeee Even I have multiple accounts, but that is simply because I keep forgetting passwords why the hell are you drawing a mustaches if you male then? Are you happy yokuo? does this make you smile??? that's.......kinda cheating the system isnt it? im mean... What's the third? Why is Belltown crazy? I played so many video games today TIL that, according to Hillsborough County, I am a boy. They just updated the view of our place on there and now my husband and son are standing near our car looking at the Google street view car like wtf.... wait a second, there is a building? *You* are fantastic! That's right, you. And you better stay fantastic, or else...! Looking at the red lines is making my eyes trip She set her dog on fire oh, right. It went right over my head he wanks to a topless coworker that's passed out in a hospital bed > I... I've like never encountered this. Ever. Not once. ^this guy is kind of a dick Tornado Yes you did this is amazing Great way to look innocent Applying those principles has worked out so well in the past. WHY IS CANADA GETTING THESE BEFORE DALLAS? So there's no middle ground with you? It's just fat and skinny I agree with you that they could become his horsemen, but Angel that was a horseman is a male not a female I thought she said "Not on the pussy" at first and was like bahahahaha, uhhhhh i blame autocorrect me? Wow. If you went on blockers while still in that voice-cracking stage, would your voice be stuck there? strange that I never get an ad in any stream since the day I bought my ps4 Jesus christ did they just woke up before the match He was breastfeeding first? I happened to be at the office with 3 co-workers. There was a Galaxy S3, an iPhone 5s, an iPhone 4s and my Lumia Icon. All of our phones made the same noise, so.... Coulda sworn he was running Alexstrasza too I think you play a little to much cookie clicker. That's a lot of cookies because we are full of shitty memes how is that orange? who is CRO_? I love cookies and cream I agree. I wasn't aware of the item combination until after I made this post though. Blown away by how good it is really Whaaa? The Sunderer is pretty easy to flip but I think I've only flipped my Prowler once or twice ever since the game was released. ok here's one of my sercret evil doer combos. so go with a simple sword and board fight/undead lord cleric, ZOMBIES EVERYWERE, IS YOUR OTHER PARTY MEMBERS SAFE....? NO ONE, BUT YOU, KNOWS...... Holy shit what a surprise Garbage article, not even comparing similar devices. Wow, so, um Shiphtur did work this week Offering taken, got the max 50 points for 1 page of goods, all basically obtained from the increase in mass leveling That is a creepy looking woman I'm from California, does this stuff actually happen in Florida That's a lot of comics I would love to see before and after VIDEO with this "trick", it makes me wonder why would they even put an option for something like this on PC Your username This can happen? That is a lot of Charmanders Holy fuck He got the biggest ego ever for "almost winning" dafuq is that shit jesus!!!! bookworms The Leapord 2 was 1979 You're not average looking... You're 11/10 Good stuff! You should think about doing really short stuff on digital! I can't believe this is from 1998, I feel so old. Why would he hold it? Christina Hendricks has come a long way OKAY OKAY! LoL word. I was barely half awake when I responded to these comments this morning I don't watch/don't know anything about Attack on Titan but she looks so badass. what yours F*CKING HELL THAT'S AN ATTACK!!! If you killed the person with it and you have it in your inventory you should be able to interact with the thing in the middle ∑( Oh wow. Tahlequah is the little podunk town where my grandparents live. This must be a sign from His Noodly Goodness. GingersnapBatch. This man makes me want to do crazy things Why would aoooooo steal his trainer card? That's impressive, mooching off me for three years when he was only conceived in may Dammit Scully what are you playing at? [Stadium] Primape actually has a different idle animation for when he's sleeping! Usually he's hopping back and fourth between feet, but when he's asleep, he stands there, calmly breathing, and looks like he's sleeping standing up. Are you my brother? THEY'RE GOING TO BE BACK! GAH!! I want to have adopted babies with you I have a thick accent (Texan) and so do you... We could harmonize. ;) Plus I wanna pop a cyst like that. I'm in the same boat my friend, I'm practically melted to my bed. Work in 7 hours vote brigading Thanks. I did catch him saying that in the elevator, but I didn't think that that means Magneto was his father Why 0GA in green team? Oh my....... Pretty much this exact thread has been in askreddit many times before, this is like the 4th or 5th time I've stumbled on it myself. Every time it's dominated with answers like this. Basically it's not a huge part of British history like it is for the US and it doesn't get covered in school. Mostly we learn about WWI and WWII because apparently there's no time for anything else Sex change surgery? WTF ARE U DOING MATE? Plot twist; it's slowed down and she is 59(?) years old D.. Does that include daggers? Attack the Block was terrible. The Warrior Cm Set looks horrible on Pandaren why would it be permanent? If you call again I will find you and cut of your fingers What is that staring in the window? :O but, Jett is my real name O_o in, in the real world Why on Earth is Warframe listed as a MOBA??? im a ash blonde as well I've been using Virgin Mobile for about 3 years, and I love it! 1200 minutes, unlimited data, and unlimited text for $43/mo. I know they sell iPhones but you have to pay for it outright (which I cannot justify).. I'm hoping to save the $200 and get a galaxy s3 soon because I hate my motorola triumph with a fiery passion Wow! Is your dad a vampire..He doesn't age!!! i live in kentucky As a British person I'm alarmed at how many of these I haven't actually heard of before. so far im the only one ive found are you kidding me Well now that's city-spamming This may be the dumbest question on the subreddit, but...is that Bing? If so, he's aged considerably, it seems. Why is this so far such a lousy game? I actually made muffins earlier DON'T SAY THAT WORD! Not going to lie, I read the last sentence first, thought we were still talking about tampons and... well... Hello I only watched for like 10min, was puppey being racist? Is there a T3 for DK? You know some people let their birds stand on their faces and then they open their mouth and let the bird nibble around the teeth to remove any plaque When you say "sent in" do you mean mailed in a paper form? or e-sign a form? If you mean paper forms, just... how do you keep track of all that and stay sane? Phreak and pun both start with P. Yeah, all black people are criminals too He could technically syringe some of his blood off and inject it into other people Oh yes i would love if we could use our own music ingame actually it would be weird not to just read about parental leave and i didnt know that thing exist Wow. I too have a cat named Lily. Same fur pattern, but long haired. The police really suck in this game, Need For Speed Most Wanted the police just about murder you and there's no guns in that game Came here because I sit like this. Now I'm terrified. Right so misleading name I know. You'd think I would have the machamp, I honestly don't know what else I could call this though Am I tripping or do I think I see laser print on those 5lab4's... Okay! It's up over at www.remmyven.com, where if you also use the coupon code TOTHEMOON you'll get 10% off your order (pro tip: works even if you don't pay w/ doge Wow that was an impressively bad engage by curse. Wait, really? I sit like this all the time and frequently crouch in this position for work. I find it hard to believe that it's something you grow out of, Holy shit what has happened to Turtle over the past few months? he has morphed into Zuna :O oh no that is the worst!!! ummmmm if there is a disconnection some where in the wire, you might be able to strip the coating off, then reconnect it and seal it with electrical tape except for that time he hit turtle like 3 times Did we just see a mini temper tantrum by Ronaldo? Nine votes on DS. How is the winner of 2/5th of the games a "small spoiler"? James Adams was my college ecology professor. Small world reddit. its not socially acceptable This popped up on my feed a few times as well. All posted by girls. how about teeth transplant Like no shit? There is a thread with over 1000 comments ITT: Dog sex. Hey, I'd love to come and sell turnips there :) will tip nicely Well, look on the file share. It might still be up. Otherwise google for good gametypes. My friends loved this zombie gametype where humans have to race on warthogs, ghosts, mongooses or choppers, around on this circular track, high above a map, and the zombie gets rockets, and a sniper in the middle of the ring. The humans have one life,an d die if they fall off or get killed by the zombie. I think it was just called " I would LOVE to come! I was supposed to sell in another town lastnight but the OP bailed GO THERE Saw this on the front page the other day. This is a BRIDGE that somebody built from their house on a hill to their TREEHOUSE!!! For those who are interested, that puts UKIP above the threshold needed for them to start winning seats (from a statistical standpoint anyway, it comes down if you assume they'll be targeting seats more in 2015 than they did in 2010). Another 2 percent above that and you're looking at a UKIP with more seats in Westminster than the Lib Dems I got to say, it's ridiculous how fucking sexy you are. Damn. Holy shit where do you live? Must be the deep south.... Heh... May I join? Fc is in flair! Sorry! " Holy shit your universal offset is off by like a 100ms Ooh could I visit please? I knew it was a TV Trope, and I so wanted to upvoted it, but I didn't know the context! Oh Eep! Damn, thought I deleted this im not repulsed by them! but im afraid they will be repulsed by me because i'm older Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I've been meaning to do this. I just couldn't remember which command made her stop casting, and hadn't gotten around to testing it (SO MUCH CRAFTING Well that was fast About freaking time. At the very least, that would get me to move "getting my ps3 fixed" several steps up my "Shit I need to do list" I actually stopped playing Poolseidon because his voice pack really annoys me, and I can even tolerate my Cupid voicepack Can confirm. Closing in on 450 hours playing since last November The shiny Togekiss used to be more noticeable in past games. I wonder what it would look like combined with the power of part ~~8~~ 7's spin technique. I just went onto the GTS to check if there were any Arboks listed for a reasonable trade...nope. Lots of regular and shiney Arboks all requesting legendaries. (Except for two where they posted up an Arbok asking for Arbok. Not looking that up because I have a phobia of knowing how the body can be wrecked (not even kidding, I'm seriously queasy about this sort of thing) but DAMN. Tiger Direct has Retail stores???? What exactly is Grandma's nectar cream.... Would it not have been better to have just got 60+21 days with those two PLEX in the first place This is amazing I'd spray it all over myself. Sorry? Nice wallpaper You really think that's bad ? that quality He was? YES THAT GABITE JUST ROARED THROUGH TIME AT US!!! Intermittent fasting? Is...is that really healthy? I've had three naps today and it's only 3 pm Why do you know the difference? What does "Step Four" has to do with anything? This is so fucking awesome! The only thing i thought of other than "holy shit this pic is amazing!". Is "Run nid ur gonna die Punch a tree, make a wooden sword, then find and murder three sheep so I can make a bed and "survive" the first night Those kids are demon possessed That link you shared forces me to buy at least one of those... I didn't even know something like this existed... now I feel I MUST HAVE one... but which one? Where's Kristoff's parents?.... I just found a fraxure in your safari But women's are made for... a more sensitive area. Or at least should be. That's not very pragmatic of them, considering they're trees My retainer just brought me a Vanya robe the other day You look amazing Why does your flair say that? Douglas Adams... Have you... Transcended??? that reason is because you want a quality reliable machine that is simple to use! I have a macbook and enjoy it 1000 more than my old PC, although I do have dual operating systems for my macbook, I use PC mostly for games since most aren't OSX compatible. Cool name by the way, Hi Laith! I'm Sam and welcome to your new home Hammer is windows only? That's no zero gravity. thought they would sanitized input omg, what if bee runs into the cave spider that stacy was running away from "You look tasty" "Umm what Wow that's really cheap, I hope I can find one like that Wait, whaaaaaat? Damn that Parada 88 record is the shit there's no charr or dredge fractal boss 32%... What if it's cgi? My theory (and it's only a theory) is that deep down, she always loved him. Feared him, yes, but loved him. The turning point for her was when the FBI brought her in and questioned her and she gave them nothing that would incriminate Hannibal. She said he was persuasive, but that she killed her patient, not Hannibal. However, based on conversations we have seen her have with Hannibal, we can conclude she knows more about what he has done than she is letting on. It also explains how he was able to get out if the country (sort of). All I know is when the camera started to pan over on the plane I was like: "Who could it be? It's not Alana, it's not Will, it's not Abigail.....OH MY GOD Its... Perfect! It's a bad sign that they are continuing fixing bugs to and beyond the release date of the game...? That's like watching a video about cooking that you made so you can learn how to cook the dish you already cooked. what the....holy shit Thank you! I had been overweight almost my entire life How you saw similarity with two faces man and two heads man? I'll probably start being more active soon, my tracking info on my new charger says it should be here today! (I was told that amazon will deliver on Sundays apparently Surprised to find out with a name like Pasha that its a guy I thought my headaches where bad. Freemium^tm 92 boxes doe your poetry reminds me so much of billy collins that i even read them in his voice The circle gif at 0:26 They look Chinese? Sounds weird, pretty sure I've been able to make that work before Does it matter who dropped it? Google "capirote"; like it was said, they look creepy even in daylight Oh My JEZUZ.... Whenever I login on new device it says 7 days for me I can't log in to runescape 3 or old school runescape atm After seeing all the decks, Reynad seems to easily have the best deck. Massan would have had a better one if it were not for the 2 per deck restriction. He got offered 5x Water Elementals. How are all you people playing Watch_Dogs already You should see my body, I'm not fit. I do cum, yes. Not this time though because it was in a school bathroom stall, I'd have to go out of the stall to wash it off, and people could see. i guess so. I guess it depends on how old you think most of the fans are. Younger kids cant stay up all night and people with jobs cant either, but most high school kids would, which is probably where the majority of the fans are. And Idk how many EU fans optic has but earlier is better for them. 10pm pacific time=6am EU My dog licking her vagina.... Never, the most evil. Pearl him on site. Evil those eyes in the first pic!! So wide! He loses to a lot more than that. But its not looping... How Your normal vision range does not change based on the fow, otherwise you would have no vision while standing next to a wall I'm a friggin' vegetarian and I've been craving steak! holy shit that is a HUGE stadium Holy shit I can't believe it!! Robert was just off to the side auto attacking them all... Is this serious? If so, I feel like you're overthinking this. They're literally saying don't worry so terribly much about theory, technique, genre conventions, etc. Just play what sounds good to you and trust your ears and your heart. Asking for pointers on this is pretty much the opposite of what you should be thinking That fucking ending... New Girl! I absolutely loved it and even cried it was all over.. But then again, I binged watched 21 episodes all in a row and was an emotional wreck. Holy crap at that opening that fucking tattoo In many religious people's eyes even atheism is a cult... Wait a second, actually... I'm on a subreddit called "atheism" where many atheists come together and practice the principles of science and atheism... #1 is just... wow, so beautiful you learn to love it WHAT IN THE FUCK Or not Holy shit! That ramming effect, put in the right place and you could easily kill the bridge of a ship or even cut it in half I'll add those to my list. I think I went through them *all* actually, but I'm not sure. I'm so burned out finding new music lately. I just added about 30 more songs this past weekend and found out that I maxed my phone's memory and had to delete the cover art from 2,075 songs to conserve enough space to fit them in. Yeah how dare they expect fair compensation for the position or try to improve the situation. I just skimmed over this and I see Aooo is the next step in human evolution You can make hair grow faster? I'm sorry but I'm not sure I quite understand what this post (and those comments below it) are saying. This picture just made me imagine what it would be like if Kristoff was the villain I find it kind of surprising that people on /r/gaming don't know anything about new releases... My bad, I thought everyone with onGamers got banned. outlast is local co-op??? hooooly crap that final pic. I envy your collection sorcery is not a damage type, magic is A silly question (and I'm not sure how to really ask it), but I notice whenever people bring up calculus (or just math in general) that people bring up a specific example, in this case "Fourier expansions." How do you personally remember the names to those things /u/949paintball - thanks for the movie voucher! I got to see Spiderman 2 today. It was much-needed alone/out-of-the-house time for me, a SAHM who hasn't been out of the house in 2 weeks. God put it there for decoration. On a related note, if we are created in God's image, does God have a belly button? Hm...for some reason hovering over them they are red sparks in a blue only HP regen stones ( Great Article and a big PucK Fan myself but WTF his picture WTF OMG addlington and Zisteau died What if this is part of the joke Might be easier to just use adblock. Unless what you're really going for is attention I'm saying what it's part of the joke for some people to reveal that it's a joke Pokeball Belt That would be part of the ruse too This is a really cute picture, but in addition to that you've got this kind of piercing, really intimidating beauty about you Did you just find random hot guys on the way there? Your tits and tanlines bear a striking resemblance to Dillion Harper. Imagine how awkward the person felt when he/she was building that I had a dream I was sipping tea with Sona and had Mina as a doll in the crook of my arm The post H-Scene Rin, tho I'll be here and in it to win it. I'm here where's this give away? It's just a tiny bit easier to voice some NPCs than create an entire 5-level story arc. look at his eyes @ 0:49 sleep deprivation? when you were flying a plane Boston bombing, 9/11, mass shootings, etc. Yeah, thank goodness. the horror What assets would they reuse from AC4 though? Pirate ships? A proxy-site masked as a site unblocker is classified as a phishing site? Does it still have a reroll? "officialminecraft.net" That surprises me, thought it'll be UK, in my own and surrounding towns i see more immigrants than locals theres been two updates already Do I get this right - you take the yolk out of a whole egg and throw away its white part to mix it with store bought whites? Vad är Södra Latin för hippiegymnasium egentligen? nice i was playin gta v earlier! i had a buddy with like 388 days of playtime on wow But I'm curious, HOW ? Vol is just 200 Holy shit UK is cheap for something; I'm paying £2.99/unlimited on offer, will be £15.99/unlimited when my offer ends. Suddenly not worried about that increase Sunt singurul care a observat ca tipu' sta pe un bax de polistiren ... cum naiba nu se infunda in el ... So I am currently double majoring for game design and CS, I'm not going to directly answer this question as I am still attending school. But, I would suggest not basing the school you go to off the languages that they teach. One thing you will learn in time is that the languages themselves are trivial compared to learning the theories of computer science. So yes, you will probably need C++ at some point in the not-so-distant future, but learning a language like java or python, or in my case and at my school, (((racket))) ( Hello Satan. Wow really? It's almost as if this randomiser wants this to be easiest TPP run in history! That's all that matters Why do we have a gloom and what happened to croagunk wars like? i dont remeber seeing francois hollande declaring war on anyone yep in my memories there was no redcheer walking into the room? I want goat! It is when you start using your arms to crawl...that's the scary part...arms rarely beat legs in a race. Its every Q not just evolved Q... How would that even make sense if it was evolved Q only Your kidding me? Oh? I wasn't even aware huh, weird. Someone sincerely believing that? I mean, I've heard it as a joke in response to conspiracy theorists, but never from a conspiracy theorist that approves of it I am GMT +2 and it resets at 12pm Why do you say that But it's there with english subs? Jesus, thanks for the gold Shudder I was 19 I just woke up I don't understand why you were down voted. Ooc: You have the wrong name and power on my picture Echo goes up to 50% now? WHAT.... My roommate last year was from Omaha I can probably get some digital copies This is a thing if there is on post the server adress, otherwise someone could try to make one .... How about an image of yourself as dexter (dexter) burrying a dead guy (gardening) in the shade of a tree (trees) and therefore you would have asked me (ask reddit) to help you think this up My word So basically what I said They cant? How does that simon says solver mod work then? I have seen that they are quite pricy. What makes them cost so much? what new Eagle-level In 2nd grade we were in the cafeteria doing some arts and crafts while other older kids were in there eating. I was cutting paper. I finished my little assignment and stood up. Apparently in the process of cutting the paper I cut the front half of my shirt off too! Well to be fair they get boobies after they get cooties so there's that. Maybe the cure for cooties is boobies? What? I just said it randomly because you know, Chicago is violent and stuff Because of a retarded image macro that most would already agree is ridiculous? Why would they request a MRI to be on Drag Race? I've been away for 2 and a half playthroughs and this is "still" a topic Thanks! I'll keep that in mind going forward. I have a ton of drum and percussion samples, but I honestly have almost no idea how to process them to sound good. That, and most of them are kind of garbage to begin with (I think they're largely leftovers from the Amiga tracker days It's like we're one step closer to being able to traverse deep space bank accounts for bitcoin? 1/10 the size of my TV, x4 pixels -> x40 higher density If it's still there, shouldn't it be reported for not being helpful in the slightest? His head just flollops around like it's been detatched... Too much talking? are you implying that empathy doesn't help anyone? I just made a shit storm on /r/short by asking them to ban all the red pill recruitment What icing are you eating? That. Dam . Whistle . many factors - we had presidential elections so no time for campaings and we are also tired from that, general ignorance, little media coverage, but mostly unknown politicians, 19 parties!!!! (more than 300 candidates!!! Yup don't know why a repost gets upvotet An irrational fear I've always had has been that a partially deaf man would knock and then try to peak under the stall to see if anyone was there... spam or helpful advice? I don't read the DH forums much, but I can't believe that stutter-stepping thing is an actual thing. I don't think I want to I put it in my OKC profile it was happening so much. I don't know you, do not call me babe or honey or any of that shit. I'm kind of afraid of the person who made these. Like, they must be experts on people. good point, less good explanation £45 is still insane. That's $75 here in the U.S. Our games normally are $60. People would flip their shit if a game was $75. STALKER [Actually more than dozens Okada compared in any way to Ryder Sometimes I wonder. Even my girlfriend calls me gay sometimes. ( Besides that, you also seem somewhat old to be having a kid? rito plz To be totally random I just think it's funny that one of the venues is the ANAL Palace Perhaps you set it up improperly? I've set that game up on multiple laptops in the past for my friends and it doesn't even flinch. You've never experienced people being mean to each other in a fancy way, have you ;). That shit just hurts Um, that is not my argument at all, and I'm not sure how you understood that to be so. Name him Simba. Plz. who For some reason it says it can't find the track when you click the play button on reddit but it links fine to the song on soundcloud Holy shit. 50-4 wheres his left foot? DAT MIAMI BACKGROUND Yeah 'cause the FBI's gonna get involved... get real stick with your team and build Zhonya's (since his ult is his only form of initiation if you survive him he becomes almost useless especially once hard-cced or with a good disengage from him)... When you see that giant yellow exclamation point over you, you should realize Rengar is going to jump at you or someone else around you Sick picture. Belichick's eyes are a bit frightening though if you stare too long From what I discovered from googling, it strengthens your muscles in there or something hahaha. I never knew men could do it ( In response to ham or me wait, hold the fuck up, you mean the chicks are porn-stars and its all staged? I'm interested in the editor. I thought they already did I'm literally love-struck.. ¯\\_( ¯\\_( How rare? Like "a matter of light and death" rare?! I'm not sure how I feel about an IDE having a movie-like cinematic trailer Cool! It's odd to see it only knows 3 moves though Considering how much my cat hates taking pills, I think one-time surgery is a far more humane option. What the Doge did I just watch.... It's "Mystereet F" I wonder if that's the game? woah… I once went to a take a psychological test for a job. One of the questions asked, "Have you ever thought you had special powers?" I laughed at the question because I didn't know it was a thing. I'd have done the same thing.... So is this some type of 007 equipment it worries me, that the adam and eve gets more upvotes than the genetics and such... My mom was saying he was attractive. I just looked at her like All these discussions about League's lore just makes we want to watch a LoL movie. (>O_O)> PLEASE RITO PLEASE <( I'm more confused of the shoe with the hand on it in the back window... who does that belong to??? ¯\ ( mages would have more CC, burst, and mobility. Water ele + dragons breath + slow + scorch + arcane barrage + procs from each spec. Popped a molly I'm that's very expensive Nice article. The Bun'jitsu deck that schooled me had Darkspire Priestess in it, since she can replace herself when she dies. It was really annoying. Thankfully I haven't been on the end of Droo-Jitsu Holy crap, how big is Ike?! That last edit Maybe.... YOU'RE the sasquatch. Oh shit I always knew map hacking clients had gotten quite advanced but I never knew they had the ability to play the game for you Why do you miss them? He's still making games Really? Where? Unless they've been phone the whole time! 30fps on PC elementary OS Luna looks beautiful ...I'm 21. I have no clue what the hell I'm looking at...? You are actually the Back to the origins! me too All of my yes. Wait wait wait! Light is the best pickaxe achievement?! I thought the best is Legendary because it uses melee really? I didnt know that Second largest 1500euros is almost my monthly salary after taxes Giving birth. You are due an entire month after me I'm really glad that turned out ok for you. That shows how wonderful it is when you can have someone to rely on and when you care about someone, you don't care about what they did in the past. She sounds really nice. Now I'm wondering what sort of stuff you wrote about... Waaaait... do you know my name or is it just a coincidence? This is so bizarre, I mean so many blacks and not one has their pants by their ankles... I see a new trend happening here; pants at their waist... might catch on Little Annie speaks like a child for a +18 year old. why did you ban me and my teammate? OMFG! That game isn't even using the full screen! They meant the weekly, two split tournament in the Western world, League of Legends Championship Series, that began in Season 3. These are great! Wait, some people call Filipinos non-Asian? Plus the three from this morning... It's only 8:30am... I just do both? I wave / nod, focus on walking toward them, and then stop and talk / ask how they are. It's never been awkward for me WOW Welp... In another note you look pretty cute and I hope your eye gets back to normal. Or that the other eye gers abnormal... It would look cool if both your eyes were dilated you can do it standing one leg at a time FYI, it's just the normal armor set, but I accidentally angled it in such a way that the Para looks like it's built on top of it. Making it totally cooler Explora la Dora I'm in Abu Dhabi. It as 112F today The forwards broke down on at least the Muzzin goal. Double teaming Doughty on the PK? What are you doing? That's wrong? How are you actually supposed to pronounce Neuropathy? Oh Gosh, I am really sorry that happened. I am southern baptist and I would like to point out we are not bonkers like that. I go to a normal church service, we sing a few hymns, the pastor talks for about 40 minutes, another hymn, invitation to get saved (you're choice, we sing one hymn and if you want to go up and talk to the pastor or have questions great! If not? Great!) close with a prayer and BOOM it's potluck dinner time. We don't speak in tongues and the most I guess militant type behavior you see is people occasionally raising their hands up while they sing. I swear were not all weird like that :( that's not southern baptist that's like, snake charmer type stuff What the?!? Another thing that is weird is that somehow, we need clothes for protection against the elements. And animals, also born naked, do not need clothes, because they have natural protection.. I'm not sure all of them are fake though. There's quite a lot of 'bugchasing' links on the Hidden Wiki (on TOR network), I never clicked any of them, but I guess if they are listed on the main page that someone must be getting off to this... It's beyond my comprehension No I made it WOW! WELL DONE! watch total biscuits wtf is, its confirmed shit on PC :( 1080p at variable 30-90fps Today is the last day of my unheard of 4-day weekend! Absolutely zero plans, and I'm home alone. Time for no pants and doing none of the things! I go back to work tomorrow, and then have a day off, and then work one day, and then another day off When did they start selling Battlepacks? Been away for the weekend and i figure I'd miss something but damn Actually, try doing this on purpose a few times to different people - the results are mildly entertaining and normally a mixture of a question and WTF? Haha! Every time I go back to Taiwan (it used to be once a year or every other year) it was always really fun to look at the new skin care fads. I remember browsing a Hands Tailung over a year ago (maybe two) and seeing all of those charcoal beauty products and being all Lisserboo did better than censor I haven't tried them, maybe my analogy won't hold up \ I actually read it with the genders reversed That 2nd bush towards red side on bot lane Thats too much! How do you hover with 27k Moneys? Hmm crit may actually be more beneficial if you are below 50%. However each point of dex is a 1% increase. I did consider this but not enough clearly...I think go with the crit over ias Why am I banned? That ui makes me sick That cat is actually signing! WOW!! That reall escalated quickly DusT II .......oh my god i've never seen that shaman's rod in all my years of playing d2.. That's okay. Those weren't stars that splotched the blue field on the first flag. 42. I just had to. Can't tell if troll or serious Don't Arteezy + EternalEnVy stream with colour blind mode? Neven seen anyone complaining there. So what is the deal here Woah we might actually be faced with a sizeable chunk of singing away supporters at this game.... 20-40 So just to be clear: it is now permitted to afk on one (or more?) account while simultaneously training on another account? I can't seem to read the rules otherwise. Would this mean that I could have 4 accounts open on one screen,afking elder trees or rocktails, while I pvm on my main screen? Interesting you're Canadian too, maybe it was a Canadian school thing. I checked out the new version of it and you can make 3d stuff Not what I expected, at all I already got the necklace and the aura today... Ouch. Somebody must have cut you down recently. What do you use to shave it all smooth like that? I'm really curious THANK YOU So by all means, add more annoying stuff? I don't get your point. That is like saying: That litter box is completely nasty smelling and gross, i think i will just leave it be. Instead of cleaning it and adding new litter to the box. Good point. Everyone laughed at me when I said that Hurricane would be great on Kayle. Well FUUUCK ALL Y'ALL t( I feel ya! You mean they get even *bigger*? Sadly I'm curious, damn you cat nature... get all 98's So...what happens to the gay male married couples? They got nerfed but now look at Sobek's attack speed which is only 0.8 I've heard about that as well! They could also think a serial killer lived there and those were trophies Not all warrior are you saying Herc, Osiris and guan were Op? My son isn't old enough. They didn't fold when I was a kid, but I thought that was the norm now... even if it doesnt, they aren't THAT big. Inconvenient, but you could easily put groceries around the frame if it's that important to bring it in the first place. I can't imagine anyone thinking it's acceptable to ride one in a store. Solo players tend to make complaint posts on reddit more than duos do about solos holy shit, thanks for posting this It even sounds like a rocket I actually thought to myself, "Surely, after 9 months have passed, they'll see that pregnancy wasn't the reason." I was very wrong. It only ended the day we announced she was pregnant I had a similar incident with some white sheets after I feel asleep while eating chocolates. I was a bit drunk, but luckily not so drunk I shit myself. Dat paint! It all makes sense now. Millions of people play COD. Millions of people go to school. 1 out of the many people who played COD killed someone. 1 out of the many people who went to school killed someone. That means school is as bad as school!! Having never lied, I too am curious what potential benefits exist. Will give? How about already gave How about $17? It has an extra 66 cents on it as well Holy hell. Like hell you have. Jesus fucking Christ absolutely perfect ears I'm starting to get withdrawals... Missed what L? and also found out 8bitesq is a she! I see people saying it isnt possible...and it shouldnt be in theory but i had the same thing happen,in the same spot of the house.. to me (f24) by my bf (26) a few months back but actually in the mouth. We have blowjobs very often and i always swallow and neither of us have any interest in water sports. But we were on molly ( which weve taken plenty of times before) and after a rather insanely magical bj for both ends....he says hes going to come but i get at least two FULL mouthfuls... i didnt know what to dowithout making a crazy mess so ijust swallowed and he looked soooooooo frightened and embarressed and pinched off and ran and peed and couldnt stop apoligizing. Luckily we were drinking a shitton of water so he was hydrated and it tasted essentially like water but blah... now its just something we laugh about... not really advice....but its not just you. Ive had no luck finding any other encounters of this until you. ... ARE YOU STALKING MY POSTS? Yes indeed. I have no idea why I spelled it out as WoA. Lol.. Just bought Mecha Kha'Zix skin on my accounts :( Not going to use them if he gets hit this hard... That would make Frozen a much more interesting movie... OMG same here! I have a "family size" tub of it sitting in my fridge right now... family size for one TIL that computers aren't 5 year old friendly. You did not deserve this many downvotes. Perfect timing We're gonna get more then 500... is that it? :3 EDIT: Or is it something else, because I'm confused now... Where do you live? This is terrible! Some of my friends at UCLA even got extra $10k stipends for their first two years because they underadmitted a couple years ago. I have no idea who that white guy is, but I am amazed that you're friends with Obama Wow Why is everyone having stash problems? I've been playing since release and 2 of my tabs are empty As I read the thread title I noticed there were 305 comments. may have had a thing for you What's with the auto-downvotes? OMG We both like post hardcore Your tongue situation sounds so unfortunate Whales What is this magic?! \m/ ( She dodged a big fucking bullet there I have no idea what you're talking about, in terms of connection issues. Jeez... Who shat in your cornflakes? that would require you to get a little close for a "stalker" The same thing started happening to me this week! ... At first I really wasn't a fan of her videos for whatever reason... but then I randomly watched that ear exam sound slice video she just posted a few days ago.. now pretty much any video I watch of hers gives me ASMR i watched this episode yesterday too..... ( Was he... a nice troll? Crap i've been found out! How did you people know I was gone for 3 days...? Your posted image and comment suggested otherwise...I apologize Ahaha that's the best ......seriously!? Wait if you're not a gamer, and especially not a PC gamer, how the hell did you end up here? Then who's helping me right now OH dear...that soap is horrifying Wait a f#cking second... The guy on the right is from Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" video... I did this yesterday and my computers headphone jack is broken so it played through the speakers When did he make a website?? How long has it been since I've watch a Rucka video You've been doing tech support since the 90s? How? Jesus Christ! So her dream is basically Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth. What if that entire manga is her dream Is that a rigged Jenga tower??? Look how much it's tilting in the beginning Fuck dude that's a sexy pair of T&T, absolute beauty. I just did a few T6 runs earlier today and it went pretty smooth. Sucks that you pretty much need the rarest items in the game to do a WW T6 Barb Is it really a bonus if it was made specifically to be given away as a bonus? Hawwwt The way I learned was PORT had and even amount of letters (like LEFT) and STARBOARD had an odd amount of letters (like RIGHT). Also plays out in the naval fleets; all the east coast has even numbered fleet designations, west coast has odd designations. After reading my own writing I think the navy is either backwards or looking at it differently I wish I had known this during all my summer jobs in college Tis a good song. But [Official Video]....240p...why is the quality so pants? Well said I am the Diamond and I coach. Thank you based IT god Lophroaig... Detta känns lite skolarbete Oh man he was that close to JPJ and he didn't even know Wtf, we can sell phones on reddit!?!? Who the hell goes into a dungeon without repairing their gear? I mean, I understand the odd fluke here and there but I don't exactly see an epidemic of people with broken gear Annacherry shipping bot Yes, it fucking does Yesterday I did 32 gold runs in Pavilion with GW2 Community. That took 5 and half hours. Each run gives 80 tokens so you would need a total of 225 gold runs... That's 7 days of farming... 7 days of consistently being one of the few lucky bastards who manages to get on the bloody overflow. Jees - How'd you get so many meme icons on this subreddit? How is Kensu overpowered? I assume they live in south africa? Why is that strange? What were you saving up for? I couldnt get my inventory to open Pyro Anna I get weird once I start. I tried to move the fridge to clean behind it last week Have to nitpick, there is of course ventilation otherwise the flame wouldn't burn. It just happens to be right in the middle of the monument That's even more fucked up 4 mpg? I went on holiday to the US a few years ago and was rather appalled at how much expensive stuff people just leave lying around unguarded No I do! Did I use " That Ice Badge just HAS to become a Crosshair sight in tribute to a moveset of 3-out-of-4 accuracy lowering moves! What the fuck, how is that possible What? That makes no sense at all. Are you sure you replied to the right comment? Well, shit! Uhm, not that I know of. The head is bigger then her body........ it looks weird THAT TWIST ENDING! Wait... i thought we all used the New Page... Hot is so random and arbitrary. Thats like trying to find out whats going on int he world by only looking at the Yahoo homepage or whatever Holy shit, that's actually a thing? How far up does it *go*? Did somebody say ''straight''?? How many ports/releases will they do But... I don't have any hobbies, I'm a virgin! Oh my god I don't think your hand was sweating I never thought about that O_O a laptop without the screen is just a compressed pc.... There is nowhere to hide its a ghost He said "what?" Because what you're saying makes absolutely no sense. Try re - wording it...cap locks doesn't really do anything to help numb nuts This spreadsheet... teh epics (Doesn't have anything to topic but I want tell this to someone). I once did kind of cool "stunt". Let me explain situation: I was on a roof, can't remember if I jumped or simply walked over edge. My character went rag doll while falling, my torso hit on metal box or something and my character landed directly legs first and didn't even flinch a inch. Standing there like nothing happened. That was "like a boss" -moment. =) I thought that once you are on rag doll fall, you will hit the floor even if you land legs first. Seriously though I'm francophone/Creole first and watch american/brittish stuff so I have no idea what the english canadian accent sounds like donno if u've seen bart stream about janus but he was up against ra bot and killed him with the ult doing 2000 something damage fired from his base to ra's base ja sam ju drugačije studirala How did you get it to Auto 1080p Nice try, think of your own damn name Grr. I opened that on the big screen in front of everyone Delayed meta: I actually found out about this movie from reddit. TIL about alt+prtscrn Good idea! Except when I first read that I was think Mr. Darcy from P&P and I was like Accidental link? if you're a fire build (i assume so with a maximus) why would you consider dropping maxi for a faithful? what ? I suspect that the "pc capable" etc was a slight overestimation of the requirements. They have to have a decent PC somewhere, they review tech But still how and why did they get one before they could even test it "It's like 2 cards in 1, why is that good" yep sorry about that i haven't checked reddit for a few days so i have about 7 people i'm signed up to hatch for and all of you are very good at responding at the same time We have Grammar Nazis for cursing now ? I bet they will be able to maintain their lanes a lot better... and no more drivers who hold a drink in the right hand while adjusting something on the dashboard with the left hand while holding a cell phone with a shoulder to manage another business, all at the same time. I have done this. Somehow I managed to steer myself along without crashing. But I had no idea where I was when I woke up. Wouldn't be that rare. Personally I have 4 sets of the abyss treasures stored (with 31 femurs ' I have yet t see one with skill bracket What if I need to make more than 1 stick, torch wood plank etc? I cried once because I just really, really love Pascal the chameleon from Tangled. Boyfriend just sat and looked at me like ... Where are you hearing that it got un-nerfed? I never knew that I could find something on my computer and it would install on my phone I once got a pentakill on ARAM with Zilean and I still don't know how I'd argue that students living in the apartment complexes benefit Columbia more than those living in dorms. My students who lived in dorms never made any purchases besides restaurants downtown. Some of them didn't even know we had a mall in town. But who is coming home from where? And why are there Kings and Queens ? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! Holy cow Usually I can decipher what the mods were removing a post for, but this one honestly leaves me baffled. I don't frequent the sub, but reading the sidebar, this post doesn't seem to break any rules. I'm so confused as to why this was removed Jeez. Interesting. I was in South Africa and they even put the paper i the shitter. Apparently the Week 3 one doesn't include the ZenController? Maybe you're the stupid one? Yea I think i agree with you about Shiphtur...though TSM doesn't have an easy schedule this week either. Its just so hard to bench someone who had over 100 points last week This is basically what i said, but i somehow got downvoted How did you settle on a mountain? that would be some interesting weight gaining and sudden weight losing I'm gonna assume you're talking about my flair? Are there hardcaps? THEY PROBABLY DONT EVEN USE BUTTER it was all laid out last Wednesday.. after the lunchtime jerk sesh malo sam na brzinu pogledala zadatke i ne vidim kaj je tu teško. Really? can we request more from you? I think the bot's tip returning your doge didn't work No Oceanic PvP? I've heard a few gay men say they like the smaller dudes Good god. So you're saying I was slowing down while changing lanes?!?!? I listened to the E5's, and they do indeed sound chesty. Almost like they're not as high as they are Oh no. So sorry you had to wake up to that. :( I had a full blown crying meltdown when our dog had diarrhea in her crate and this was way before I was pregnant. The smell was horrific. We had to open all the windows and doors for the rest of the day to get rid of the smell. We may have divorced if she had pooped all over the floor. ( What...the fuck. ARACHNE Ceramic teeth!! 70$ for 20 ~ 30mbps? 60% win ratio vs Druids?! I read this too late. I've never had one, maybe I should too? No, it went out of business years ago. But I guess the domain got purchased by TigerDirect. In my 8th grade culinary class, my culinary teacher, Mrs. L______, threw a kitchen knife at a classmate of mine; the entire class was like ... wut? That is the EXACT same laptop my school has It's plural, they will get over it We've always called it chinese pie. Go figure! Im running i7 4770k @ 4.4 and gtx titan. With max settings I cant even hit 30fps. I dont get stuttering though. Vram usage goes up to 5.4GB on my titan I saw this near one of the ctOS backdoors in the first area that ctOS is connected. Same place? Or are there more of them? Are you from the future?! Am I missing something? I'm on the server but all I see is a bunch of random shit It all makes sense now. Hans betrayed Anna because she ate his sandwich and he wanted revenge. whad does that even mean That's how it literally looks like for me without glasses being around 1 meter or 3 feet away from my monitor I must not be the average woman My reaction was like well my friend John's heart stopped for 4 minutes while he was on the operating table and he said he shot out of his body and watched the operation until he came back to life. and he said after that happened he is no longer afraid to die What if it was actually 15 "friend get togethers" instead of dates? Having the same problem on my OBS, when I got to audio option I can reintilize the audio+restart my OBS, then it disappear for a while, but a hour later or so, it returns.. God youre hot! Yes; left/right is back/forward. What amazes me about this story is that this woman, who essentially commanded the murder of thousands of people, is considered a **SAINT** by the Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches. 2015? Sounds like USA ... green concealer before powder may be a revelation for me. I've been doing primer, powder, concealer, then foundation. I was going to ask if this was Washington too. I'm a baker at Safeway and the cashier totally looks like my stocker coworker and we both worked graveyard last night. My random drawing has been sidebarred!! I don't know, this guy seems to be a lot more knowledgeable than you considering it's what he does for a living Am I the only one that thinks it looks like a dinosaur skull? Why is this in the Nintendo reddit? Is there any confirmation that what she is going to do is linked to a Nintendo product? Or are we just assuming it is because her first name is Zelda? ... In other words, did I miss something? ** Are we not going to talk about the TRAIN? Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing?! The way it's worded, I thought you had opened your wife up Your GPU temp so low while under load Teach me your ways. I'm pretty sure I made this gif and posted it on 4chan and I've now seen it appear in 3 different places (I'm only guessing lol because it's the same filesize as the one I made - way too big) We could be neighbors Yeah, I really, really, do not understand the reasoning behind the above statement. Is 'ethically' supposed to mean 'because you've never experienced physical side effects from this situation before, it'd be wrong to offer this as a solution'? Who the hell thinks like that? Theres also so many awesome little details that can come from that... for example, I had a situation where a guy was flirting up a girl, the guy had "registered sex offender" as his annotation while the girl had a "takes self defense classes". I also really like that the game does not really force you to be a murderous psychopath, at least as far as Ive gotten, which is something that I greatly appreciate seeing how I have a weird issue with killing NPCs just for doing their job and happening to be in my way while doing it It glitched up onto the new page for me supper at 11 pm....wtf? Wow, you really don't have to offer that much. I'd feel bad having you overpay that much! That first picture... holy shit. S-son? Well, shit.... lets cross that off of the list of possible nursing employment... Nui - Cherami Leigh or Tara Strong (Hynden Walch would be really interesting, too Where's the new weekly They painted a bulls-eye. Errr why buy a set when you've already got plenty to go around? Haven't played him in conquest yet, but in arena, oh my Wait... this is real Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo true. And very funny that 2ce is the substance you initially mention because that is the one that I eye balled for monthssssssssss. ITT: shameless pervs. LOgged out of LOL.. Signed back in. Clicked returned to game. Same error. I cannot get into this game. This is making me see colors i was reading it like 'meh' up to 'I fell out of the chair I was in' Wow, I'm a country boy, but apparently Minnesota rural is a lot different from Southern rural. ....what? What's a zucchini But look at that fan shroud. So awkward.... Can you wake him up in game? Woah Did you have sex with it? I cant believe he's still tipping. Youre out of your mind Does he actually drag race that monstrosity, or are the chute/wheelie bars just part of the show? I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I thought you might like to know there has been a sudden and significant spate of people looking to purchase and/or catalog the rice cooker and hot plate since you posted this. I even saw one post earlier today offering 2 million for each. Your rant reminded me far too much about the Frozen zealots that have only recently died down. You aren't Finnish I have pictures of your arms LittleTokyo very strong! did not see when i searched... ... Creepy Welp my first chance was troll mantle Yes it is. One of the stores actually told me its because Sega doesn't have a current console. Some how the lack of a current console invalidates interest in older ones? Wait, you can do that? Wut? Nigga you just went full retard there Hm... Minecraft with guns and lots of customization (take a look at those sample characters Wow, that's very impressive I didn't know they could jump THAT high And they play baseball there. this cracked me up and it was downvoted .... Biggest headscratch was when they announced the redone Ghost in the shell dub. Now with the dub cast of Stargate SG1 What Stereotronique sing? They shit? 69 upvotes Its not lying if I say I banged his mom though! How did that come about? well.....that's really abusable 370+ comments? First year of college, I meet this amazing girl. She's an Ex-Mormon and we learned to skateboard together, end of the semester she tells me she would really like to see me again and soon so I'm pretty much ecstatic. 2 weeks later I'm at the public library (as my home internet was down) and I read that she sent me a message on fb saying that she appreciated our time together but had found someone really special and was getting married and that we couldn't have any more contact. I make a sharp inhaling noise, the kind of noise that basically means your heart is breaking. Everyone in the library notices and is staring at me, holding back tears I run out of the library as fast as I can. It's only after I get home that I realize I forgot to log off the computer or even close down the facebook page with her message on it I thought he was 1st level commoner I find it quite intressting you have posted all thoes pictures on diffrent imgur accounts Why was your twin brother there though if he got his haircut last week? What does one use 8 DIP switches for? wow If you can't pay a fair US wage, how are you gonna pay more than I make on mturk I love when Lorin controls the weather! When he made it rain during where is my mind in Chicago last summer Is that insanely hard...? Removed. Removed. Removed. Removed. It was super weird because she was currently pregnant with said son. Who wraps their text macros in tarballs? To be honest, not being a vegetarian helped trendoulsy. Apparently your body needs a lot of fat for your brain which is prett much water and fat. I'm not alone...... I'm kinda disappointed that the new opening has only a remix of the previous song (although it's one of my favorites). I'm also kinda surprised that there's a new opening so soon after only like 30 episodes. How much did you assign to $texas? In high school at our dances, friends and I used to *sign* B-A-N-A-N-A-S in the air with our hands You're not a failure! I can't say I wouldn't give any *fucks* here :$ Especially after hearing that quivery breath They get a little more disturbing - the next one is from her assistant, who mentions that his boss was found screaming and clawing at her ears, and that her wounds will "mostly heal". Sometimes kids surprise me. My 6 yo nephew has the type advantages of Pokemon down. I am **still** having issues with that. What. TIL. ... with a small head Am confused. 3 title shot in 6 fights if he wins is like Um. It doesn't sound like you have much experience with New World of Darkness... or even The Dresden Files blah, sorry about the headset thing. so annoying. I havent used them in about 8 months ....You're absolutely dead on. Wut? How did a hotlinked picture get so much attention, there's thousands of better articles on this topic Mizuki is the first and the final villain, he controls Kaguya. true, it's like i get those large winning streaks, then later on i got some losing streak, it's so weird number 3! truman show Lol idk maybe. you're sneaky, can I smell you? There's... there's a sharp side? I should have read this comment first. pic Holy fuck the effort in that mod My brother is also gonna be in Vegas for a wedding during headstart.... :D :O :( :) C:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never noticed So you're saying a Playstation Vita is more of a handheld computer than actual tablet handheld computers? Ok but we won't know until we actually have the conversation so... what? Are you advocating we not even have a conversation because if they fail nothing gets accomplished....? Wow, I never realized eagles had legs like that did....did you visit that subreddit before linking it? Dude in all seriousness I completely missed it (IT ENDED WITH A DAMN xD and I missed it) I was multitasking and it flew right over my head. This is the 2nd time this week. I think there might be something wrong with me yeah cause people on invasion farm docks till 80 Almost all of these posts are saying, *"Unlock, root, flash recovery, replace ROM, etc."* or basically, *"Throw away everything that came with it on the software side because some guy hacking in his basement must surely be better than the company that made the phone."* yes... WHAT MEETINGS My brother has four kids under four years old. They constantly forget about the youngest one That's not my story, broski. Never forget God damn it. How did I miss it. How is that even possible when I posted at that time. Wait people are having problems with Janus? His early is pretty good. He clears as well as a Ra maxing laser, and can clear better if the opponent isn't too good. Also his 1->3->2 combo will one shot most the time I've used it. lol A guild that takes itself waaay too seriously by the looks of it. For the 3 of us Cab, Effortless and me. We have all decided to be on 1 team as we are classmates. We are ready but are the others Is it just me, or is it a completely moot point to compare 1080p graphics, when your video can only go to 720p? Damn dude. Holy callous! Not really a 1v5.. That I'm a full-on lesbian. I'm bisexual, and it's annoying that every time I tell an old friend that I have a boyfriend, their reaction is basically am i the only one around here that doesnt think its ok for a man to be called a "side bitch"? mad suspect to me Why are the Mods doing this ? Chat ban is so... Ahhhggg Couldn't you hear guys screaming mid air like "Holy shit?" Or something? I thought one guy or another would stop and be like "wtf? This holds true for any community pretty much. Out of all the cod communities though oddly enough this is probably one of the most respectful I have learned so much today I guess this counts as a question... So no high stick called on that..? Could this be the secret set? It's only creepy if we make prolonged eye contact What are you talking about? Evil gods have proverbs What job is that? This gets me wondering: if Elsa didn't have powers would she have ginger hair like her sister? 2700+ upvotes I picked wewillfailer for this week and he's sat at 20 points ATM, more than anyone on my team What is a 'sleep train' ? Dude where is this? Odd because my last install had it. Hmm, are people even reading the giant wall of text first That sunset flip counter They are inactive during your turn or they are inactive the turn they are played? How is this a shitty kickstarter But...she married you. I could understand you saying he is average in Ghosts and the latter half of BOII but Stainville average in all cods how can you say you have watched competitive on previous and have that opinion? It has to the most unholy smelling place ever Right? THere has to be SOMEBODY who ca--- Join the club! They need to give Triple H the reign on the WWE brand. He's making it all sorts of good. He may even bring it back to non PG someday I have an N5 and it works perfectly with the network. 11/33 Oh god, Pyramid Head 'bout to make his NBA debut. Uh... No, it was. Six ways til sunday... No, but I have a lot of "...wrong Hole." along with, "...you don't even have Lube right now spoopy That is very creepy. I actually thought her face was photoshopped in the OP's pic until I saw your link I downloaded it but is there a way to go into a free flight mode where I can just setup all my controls myself and test stuff? I'm to lazy to go through the tutorials etc. Its not cheating...its hacking "( The estate file has 115 pages? Wow. Must not be from San Antonio It actually never occurred to me that BRD and DRG armor from CT were color swaps Dat ass It sounds like he's using it to bang women Need that texture pack The good old Harrison-Barmes combination. Works every time. Yeah I was impressed by the ferocity of the punches, that was not the usual arm flailing cat fight, those were pretty effective straight punches to the face. During my last game I shielded a Brand ultimate. The flaming ball vanished after hitting my shield, and it seemed to be blocking multiple bounces (Multiple damages were appearing as blocked). How is this possible seeming it should have damaged the people around me still.. It is MLG's fault that viewers use adblock wut I suddenly have regrets. Not really euphoric when you win $300 out of nowhere But she never said they smelled bad. Or was she just being nice? Did I say that? Hello again :) Almost done in-processing. Jesus christ the paperwork Could you ask them? I had no idea there were unusable shipping lanes. I once found a (slightly scuffed) pair of Raybans lying in the street Wat, because linking to public information would only effect a small portion of people i just did Do some people think he cannot get to Diamond 5? Why did your mom wait so long?! Not sure who downvoted you for joking about your own medical condition, I thought it was funny at least Nvidia makes CPUs? I mean, I get that at some level. I definitely have some primal urge to tap as many ethnicities as possible, but actually declaring it... WTF????? Yikes - I was unaware of that koji užas!!!! If it had happen that way, she would murder me... OHLINS on back remember me a 1300 XJR , but XJR are supposed to have 2 exhausts pipes hva fa'en er en "ilermanity-type" ? I just found out my Account from 2001 is still alive Yup, quite nice. does anybody sellings item's currently ? I'm surprised how much 300 everything costs Is that an actual cat, or a person in a cat suit? I just got an AUG for my birthday I'm glad I didn't need heart surgery as a baby then... I'm on 8.1 on my Lumia 920 and don't have the USB option stunning the dead ? hmm ok > How did a hotlinked picture get so much attention, there's thousands of better articles on this topic I may have great-great-etc uncle who brought the first slaves to the Carolinas. I have seen a baby grand in Costco in Melbourne. hmm..my question is, why is the other one wearing a mask Or are they not ... Hardcore fan right there. This is terrifying Plot twist: NOT HIS So wait, Target wouldn't price match Fry's but they pricematched a third-party seller on Amazon? What sorcery is this? There's difficulty levels? ( I guess the facepalm is meant to be about the fact he used the word "all". On a side note, what a rapey looking man; I mean, those eyes Larrysnowlife gauged for 700+ keys Didnt know it was a classic... we are not even a full year in after this track was officially released. Aru pased Majka I would have bought it if i didn't already have both spiderman and ironman, two of the three most expensive characters in the pack making up most of the value. Every time there's one of these packs I have just enough characters to not make it worth it It... shouldn't be. Whatever floats your boat! I'm talking about competitive play too. Go to fucking hell I've seen them about eight times and they've only won one of those games... Creating content is now karma whoring? THERE GOES THE EXP SHARE!! location please? ...no? Bedrockium ... 1 bedrockium drum can store 64 kiloBuckets of fluid. oops. just made mistake. Never gonna unhear "Try to sue a nigga, Ted." again Channelworks drops molten tokens? i was hella scared during this game I don't remember being subscribed to this blog... Or I could just enlist you to do that Apparantley Halle Berry has been injured in 90% of her movies *Intel* HD graphics? People are surprisingly quick at it It's worse than that, thymidine dimers can still H-bond pair, this is literally adjacent bases that have somehow paired with each other TIL that, in the US, programs are supposed to sync up to always start at :00 or :30 Live pedobear I ends when you stop eating forever I've been through a similar experience in high-school. There was this girl in one of my classes. She seem like they had a mental problems somewhat. She was also friends with some of my friends, and would always sit next to us at lunch(We had a lunch break between our class, And than we'd return back). So I did talk to her and get to know her somewhat. Than she asked for my number, and I complied. Didn't see anything wrong with it at the time(This is where things get weird). She ends asking me to date her. And I reply "No". But she wouldn't give up and just take no for an answer. She kept texting me everyday. Asking why I won't date her, and than saying how she felt so depressed that I wouldn't give her a chance. She would follow behind me after walking back to class from lunch. Not even saying really anything to me, just awkwardly walking behind me and my friend from a distance (it was creepy Loving my boring desk job right now. Not sure if serious or just DJ Serious Nice! 112 barbed wires? Damn that's.. expensive. I ordered a Chocolate shake in a small down dairy place. The girl at the register asked me "What kind of a chocolate shake do you want?". I replied "A chocolate chocolate shake..." She rang it up and got the order in without any apparent realization of what she asked me, like this was a normal exchange. I dont think yellowstar got a triple Maybe I am i read the title as "Ask The Poros" They are becoming self aware wow, you're not a flaired user? Erm... No pics please. never, Ugh I hate the "You are all so talented! Draw me!" titles. Talented is like a non-compliment to me. Whatever "natural" talent I may have is so overshadowed by the years I have spent working really hard to get better. It's like when people ask "how do you do that?" I've worked at it for my whole life Same here, except you didn't include strength pot, steel peak, or howling fist It is, though if you consider that the MT is generally one of the 4 in the next set, 3 and 3 is nothing too terribly difficult, and actually less than some strategies call for. (I've seen people trying to do crazy shit with up to 5-6 people hitting towers in a phase. Wow, dude still uses quicktime Let your trainer know from the get go? Whoa yeah I just downloaded the new version, it's amazing someone dumped 379mil so... i pretty much could have bought at 2.. And feet? Uh oh How does one even **learn** *amnesia* What does this mean But..but....wouldn't that mean he's telling the truth the whole time Was he calling you pancake? I know people who use it I remember my first game. It was a private match against my brother in joust. He basically wrecked me with Ao Kuang (which was his main at the time). There was no mercy. maybe he was backing up and hit it hard .... $7.50? Why not? Forgive me, but what is this '**maximum hitler**' you speak of? Is this a new meme of some sort, or a gimmiq account? Holy shit on bricks Whaaa? Loose Cannon comes in cans now? Wubafett! (but wait....which are they my toes start tingling just watching that picture. that's like saying you're a dweeb if you're on facebook.. This isn't a new trick, we force our homeless onto busses to get them out of sight/out of mind all the time. Good enough for our veterans and less fortunate citizens oughta be plenty good for undocumented visitors right? What a COMEBACK blog got removed Not sure what does the space monkey have to do with a bride/widow skin for Hel that... that is one approach O_o What about your hubby? Just be happy she didn't go for a Brazilian So why make the stupid comment you made then Wait...the equity we get is for ALL events you play?? O_O My favorite part is the ballerina-grace moves hitting up the gel dispenser and then through the curtains. But --ACK-- you touched the curtains!! Those never get washed. Congrats on Unlocking now go level it up all the way to 10! That shot at the buzzer doe What map is that? Where do you work? Highly unorthodox idea. I love it. Am I the only one that thought Froakie was tiny in XY? Turns out in the anime his head is bigger than Ash's OOC: lol out ran his full speed and made it to the guild before he lost all his magic. Less than 45 seconds Yup, definitely attractive. Not sure how I ended up here in LadybonersGW though No engine, either. Pointing out facts now = "oppressing teh menz?" Damn we would be in the playoffs then What if he was into that... Not an indie purchase, but a similar shipping wtf... I once had a package ship from middle California to southern California... no biggie, should only take a day right? It took a week and a half! It went from California, to Texas, to New York, back to Texas, back to California, and then to me. When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to cum. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dickfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the fucking pizza Our numbers are so close together Well how do you know for sure that you'll never get it? At first glance on my phone I looked at it very quickly and thought what a unique bike, very custom....then at second glance, OH You look really good! If you were to come up and talk to me somewhere I'd be like You can't have 6% anymore.. Quints are only 1.5 and they are the only thing that give lifesteal... wow I thought I was the only one getting into matches with ADCs that do this. Has this been happening elsewhere because this is only just happening recently wait who was 6'8? Jesus. People really don't give a shit about veterans killing themselves huh? Snipars really is illuminatiey... Wow that is fucking **beautiful** ... That kind of makes it sound like you think it would be beautiful if you walked in on your little girls. It's real \m/ ( Ho-oh was a Phione! Just noticed that So what exactly is the cause behind this? I knew it Your first floor looks different from mine I thought it was a pokemon sex tape at first. What if this is the afterlife, but we don't remember what our real lives were because they faded when we were babies and didn't know how to write it down. Im looking at this from the past i never got punished in school lol me either, irl has been nutty, i do not envy real world leaders so where do you run to They're all black Do not message our artists to draw you. The moon. I'd go berserk whenever there was a full moon. My cousin who babysat me as a child recently told me that I also thought the moon was under my bed y u mad bro? Nothing happened You mean there's a non-beta version of this game? I just keep making new characters for PvP :) when you hit 10 though, it's like Sophie's choice deciding which one to delete Wait.. so they were actually aware, that blue buff was easier to leash into brush on the blue side? Our flairs our so alike What can you possibly do on a exercise bike that would make your neighbors mad? I hope they wash those gym towels really well You're a breadface? Can't see a thing in the world going wrong with this. Can you? That is true Idk if it was even acid but I don't want to take the chance. I don't think you understand how bad I was trapped. I thought I was there FOR GOOD! I didn't think I was coming back, I knew I was alive but I didn't think I was coming back to be honest. So, what I should have titled it was, "This is why you buy test kits and TEST your shit!" I knew that, WE knew that but we just said fuck it. He is still down to take acid, I am not. Simple as that. I will take shrooms and I'm lucky I still want to do even that. Thank you for the concern and love. I know that is why everyone is here talking about it. So thank you, I know I fucked up and I'm trying to tell people acid is not bad and to test your shit. I'm just trying to figure out what is going on because on one has been able to tell me so far. Has no one been trapped before? No, but I think they already got me... I think someone snatched it before me. I think someone snatched it before me. wooah man I think reading your comment got me stoned ... Didn't Dexter go around murdering people? I figured these would come pre-lubed as well as they are the 'companion' to Whites (as Greens were to Blue.) I might just get the 100g (or maybe 120g I know they're facing one another. I'm not that stupid I can see that they aren't side by side. But I can't exactly type O_O 800$? I can get one for 149$ Jesus... and I thought multiple people sharing a quartino of wine was bad June is TOMORROW TEST COMMENT cant see You can supply your own nutrition Where di you see eleven toes BUT IT WOULD BE AWESOME One flew over the Cuckoo's nest. OOC:............... Wait what? Which outfit is that i've never listened to it Im new at having a post explode so much to the extent that other fellow redditors ask me to repost to r/funny Well, I also think that the 10 best teams would have won the East as well, so that isn't saying much. The Twolves would beat the Heat in a best of 7, and they weren't even top 9 in the West Holy hell 36 in a dripper?... thats obsurd. May as well just breathe fire Good job dude, but I really would like to see if you could do it without literally swinging yourself horizontal. Was that an attempt at trying to be funny? Are my eyes gay? Draven - Pirate King Skin.....so the D. stands for Draven Oh wow That sounds incredibly awesome. I’m not actually much for the Southern accent, but I can replicate it so accurately that I’ve had people from Georgia (and other Southern states) ask me where I am from. Apparently they think I am from the next town over. since when? and why? Maybe them being famous doesn't mean they have to be perfect paragons of justice and normality either. So what if they're a little weird? It took me like 5 minutes to realise that not the cars were the ones being tested. then you'd have to explain all those other pictures... Voted! It's crazy how many coins are on that list Why would you tape over the front facing camera??? Also I did not realize you scored 33 in the 4th O_ That Q Ult on ackerman i'm not a poweruser wtf Mighty hard to eat prey when it's on FIRE! It's been almost an hour I love the idea of him standing wide-eyed holding the handle. lol i loved those as a kid because it reminded me of fraggle rock. The "trolls" hiding in her room in the beginning though I noticed. Also I never recalled ever getting nailed by so many green shells. The hell. "You gotta believe me: there were over seven *billion* of us here a minute ago!!!" How do overflows have anything to do with rolling in a raid? I do what I can! Made the mistake of googling it though This one time, my family was in Japan. None of us read or spoke Japanese... it was a vacation. Well, we go into a grocery store to buy some stuff. We're walking around, filling up our basket. And then we start to notice that we're the only shoppers there. Apparently, we walking in *right* as they were going to close their doors. The employees were standing silently at the ends of every aisle making our walk to the checkout a procession. And as we passed each one they bowed to us. Fellow redditor - I have that shirt, too. that's even scarier WOW! You have played WAY LESS games than me and you are almost the same degrees! I suck Hmm, like an Oracle for all the Gods? Interesting Those 628m were there before or is it from alches? Dayuuuum, are you rich or something? so what exactly should we ask u now?? i mean it is not really special to get to diamond. a lot of people did that. Im so confused What the hell is going on here? Did I just hear 30-27 for each of the fighters? I just out the shower, so I am beanieless I never noticed that guy What a shining exampe of humanity. You take an hour to an hour in a half to do your makeup? I still think it's completely crazy that non-medical professionals like Rabbis are allowed to do this to babies What if that's the reason we do it. Just did this to my dad. He said rabbit and I asked to name a vegetable - Carrot wHaT!? Wha...what the fuck did I just watch there? *yuuuck* christ have some goddamn self respect You really have to. I just don't get it like... Once you press enter you're making another enemy and it's like wut... Also a reward bag will give you 16 roses and yellow flowers (brain fart on their name Attack On Pokemon Thats exactly what I did with mine. Maybe I have a dusty room what are you doing unvoting your own comment? Jesus Christ. I did not need to see this... My fastest was Draven cuz that passive with full build at like 20 minutes... We still lost cuz I had 100% of the gold on our team and everyone else had like 9k gold when i had 25k I'm a 26 year old guy and I have been applying my moisturizer/toners etc down to my neck since I started a skincare routine. Turkey necks freak me out too I have 40 in my list rn I thought it supposed to be like that I didn't know IE was still around... ...aaand not going to McDonalds anymore That is very true. They should just have an area with all speed mons XD 8 more to go and then... leveling we are still in the 50's Fair enough, but aren't keys $2 here? Yup...that's a short skirt People like Duela Dent? I'm pretty sure you're the same person who was at a kids party, at a park, in Torrance, CA. Thanks for the father's day reminder! I forgot, even though I remembered to do something for my Rainbow unit It is pretty unusual looking. Forgot to mention the main post (editing it now) that it is a US based server. Not sure how incredibly necessary that is, but I 'd figured I'd say that because most of us are sleeping right now. Including me thats a lot of doge LMAO! You invited alan? What the hell :/ Mumbai? Yea it's not like anyone raised in the 90's has heard of or loves MJ Thanks for the master ball Wtf I do the same thing only with sniper Does "save" mean what I think it means? Fighta! You have more than 666 songs He called mid but i have no idea what happend in game Did you see it on instagram? I was running and didnt slow down, put my hands up to soften running into a wall and broke a bone in my wrist Whys that? you need to strum the guitar, not murder it. how can you possibly play to get your fingers to hurt Wooo. I was trying to work out how to post the daily on my phone. Ty /u/lotoflivinglefttodo ♡♥♡ pulled in NYC last night and walked around times square.... my friend was laughing at my "First time in times square' face. I truly feel violated by a bazillion adverts and must buy **all** the things. Had 3 guys hit on me and some guy in a statue of liberty costume took *my* photo... because apparently I'm a NYC attraction. Marquez is a beast. O_ I think we have the same past I went RAW in elementary school and got an Al Snow "Got head?" Shirt and never could understand why I couldn't wear it to school Thanks! This was the most interesting video I've seen in all week Randuins just gives you more stats for the buck, also it fucks adcs over. (Attack + Movement Speed slow? Crazy eyes Drove dangerously close to a rain wrapped tornado. I thought it was just down pouring super hard > whatever other crazy stuff exists that allows for the scary shit I see on Regular Car Reviews where the steering wheel can be wiggled one way or the other without anything happening o_ You have really small hands. O_o_ I've never even considered that How is that even possible? O_ Dat fairy tail wallpaper Ugh, submitters who say things like this really rub me the wrong way. You DO realize that this person just gave you a GIFT, for FREE, for no other reason than to be nice? And you're critiquing it, really? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO POWERSIMON IS? Powersimon could eat you for breakfast, son. wait this doesn't make any sense to me. I don't spend anywhere near 1-2 days on these sites Can't stand Kyle. what happened to the guy's junk? So that was **your** friend no? 165000€ ? Shit, my post went from Cheezburger (Where I first posted it), to Facebook, to imgur, to the Pokémon Subreddit, all the way to here. The internet really gets around. The LeBlanc is really nice Independientemente del humor aquí presente. Me llena de curiosidad como un empresario exitoso, no tiene el dinero suficiente para pagarse el curso... Define 'works'. That comment was not in this thread 42points is stupidly sweet tho for as just Why were you downvoted for that? Normal at first, then potentially bloody yes, my mom woke me up to go to school a few years ago, and apparently the first thing i said was: yes, only 2 fruit trees and i'm done with my farm run I plan on accomplishing anything I can possibly get done in the remaining THREE DAYS before the convention I'm going to. Evra did a nice action! Wow.. I never knew Hai was that bad and they cut that huge ass thing out of him But I want to know what happens in the kitchen!...which are under the restrooms Im not really sure if i should be glad of so quick responce of NSA. Also the fact of being fluent in russian just gives the idea that you are seriously from nsa and you work by translating russian mails for us gov. That's a good way to get a jar lobbed at your skull. Holy Mother of GabeN I read the title as make up *lovers*, like create an imaginary romantic relationship, quickly realized no that's not the topic You're welcome. It does. Couldn't find any for sale on eBay, but Amazon currently has two for $120 and $250 Its certainly stopped more than just traffic on my end That may have been me Did he throw himself on that grenade to protect the officers? The picture taker is in danger because the guy overshot his landing. (I can still see the grenade.) That beard.... Shooting people with a 35 pound recurve? WHy would u use spitfire sentry and arsenal rune in an physical build? I'm curious about what a sub for awesome pictures of children might be called in this pattern Dickbutt... Dickbutt everywhere These points aren't accurate You totaly but totaly miss my point though , it is not all about the points its about the logic behind them and the rather aggresive .. very aggresive reactions from some users It can actually happen like this TIL about /r/tallgonewild I hope you get all the rest and relaxation you need, for your sake I hope you do not end up with any more FPS during it. Although I have bad luck, but given your history of running in to them and my luck maybe the bad luck will cancel out!^or^get^more^condishun^stories^Oh^shit^I'm^sorry^tee^hee^when^will^this^stop?!^ was it an official raoa exchange? dont know why this is being downvoted. this is an interesting topic. Just out of curitosity, how old were you when they were airing it on PBS? for that matter, does PBS still air anime? Im from the bay area as well and this is 'new' to me. Hey, can i add you? I would like the Chansey. ... What it says? ...is that the same shirt? Would you do Karma Cut, Pet Dragon, Hunting ground, and Egotist for em? Karma cut is like 10$ for some reason 15 minute or so, I don't remember, this game actually broke EU's record Nah. I've got a cold at the moment. I honestly forget it's there. To be honest, my nostril was far more annoying. I got it snagged in my bedsheets one time Didnt even realize I put cats in there "Proper English" as in the actual pronunciation of the English town and county from which the sauce gets its name? Which is strange considering the rest of the video I believe is in Portugal That's gotta be a troll One of the stranger questions I've seen Ouch Uh, does the common route even extend to July? Whoa only been here like a day and I am already on there? Haha I can take the shinies since I actually started to EV 40 of them yesterday I can't believe people actually do this. dragging games out to 50 minutes vs top teams who decimate CoL in 28 minutes...... I guess it's meant to be the hollowing creeping up on your psyche..? Mid thirties is young. How the hell do you remember your username Well damn, my church misinformed me greatly when I was a kid. Holy crap; I don't think I've ever seen Firefox take anywhere close to that much memory on Ubuntu (current), Kbuntu, XBMCbuntu, Red Hat, or openSuSE... The only thing "weird" about this is how no one is alarmed by the high number of "jailbait teen" searches... why did you do that! She has sand-attack and smokescreen >That comment was not in this thread That works best, especially with the gap between the head and first finger. Surprise! Wait what, he has a brother? this happened to me with a friends girlfriend. I hit like as a joke and it came up as a match holy shit Jaime was almost molested as a child I was complaining to my sister about missing diamond back. Her response was, "Why don't you just go back to the PC and get him." Urgot and Annie That's what I'm thinking. He's hardly a problem. If he's really giving you such a hard time, play a champion that Yasuo doesn't do well against? Ah, um, okay. Well, I'm happy it's not too widespread in *that* capacity, because fedoras are a common accessory in my social circles. Makes my chat bigger "Giggly"? I found the educate yourself part ironic when he mentioned Obama being a Muslim. Seriously wut... *arachne does not get touched in next patch* me: OH COME ON HI REZ My lord, man O_O that's an awful thibg that can happen to any human out there (the anus part), but while on a date with a dream girl I'm not one to brag about K/D but I thought mine was high for being around 2.08, but 20? Yeeesuz Krist. his theory does have weight tho, do you see how much oddone streams Holy shit Baton Passed a Swords Dance to a Lucario with Aura Sphere too. What is your staff? If you're skin is fine with it, i say leave it overnight. I have a sample of the whitening cream. Why did you ditch it? We had anal almost every time we had sex. She loved it. Just not on the days I burned her anus with caustic chemicals. I live in Ft.Laud, i always go in and out of the intercoastal.. Oh my god you are BEAUTIFUL So i just got this message after 1 month clean of mutes, and just got this message. Didn't get muted either. What does this mean? This shit exist?!?! I need to join how do I start?!? Same. Really i thought he was talking about Pobelter Oh wait... what? Looks like blood to me....just sayin' /u/SgtMichaels... where is our duet? I do not know why garyp714 has gone out of his way to get my ID shadowbanned and my posts deleted. While he has gloated about his accomplishments in that regard, he has provided no justification other than his repeated accusations of lies, smear campaign, brigading from another site ( Are you telling me modify my friends build or you going to find me a better one LMFAO wouldn't that be really blocky... that's a ton of hard coloring bro. i live on the west coast and had no idea this was a thing. Maybe you should pick our next terrible options. XD BUT I need sleep Cop>Doublelift Wait... you can hit the high note at the end in chest voice... in female range? Looks like when a tree grows over a fence. His skin grew over the nail People actually do this? The blur is killing my eyes there are insignias like that Wait people use IE still? Damn, that was strategic as fuck But some tupperware is square This is a lot of work. Well...I've never thought it would be easy, or fast, but this is quite pessimistic (realistic Wat "in some shape or form" They're korean though sorry wasn't yelling at you ... *lip quivering like the noob in BFF now* forgive me???? I've seen that same pattern on a shower curtain at a discount interior decor shop. I think your GPU had a heart attack What the christ.. Dude you're so deep I can't even see you He was apparently a pastor too. What's that supposed to mean? WTF your keybinds Wow he looks like my cousin. May as well post the pixiv link instead. Go on.... No offense taken. I'm always trying to improve upon the process and welcome criticism as long as its constructure. Funny you mention the kpop...I actually really really wanted to kpop this video. the product. didn't. work. thats an instant 0/10 Twice the man is right, it turned him into a fat ass. Same here, all the data sync stuff is off in my phone. Once my bf "tested out" my new smartphone and he somehow thought it would be a good idea to sync his google account, fb and PC to it and bring it back to me without resetting to factory settings. I wasn't yet familiar with all the functions and stuff (1st smartphone ever) and as I tried to enter some website using chrome, I learned that my bf browses porn without incognito since it was the 1st option the browser suggested me So beautiful Wouldn't the exhaust give it away ^ Maybe they just need to find that planet with diamonds on it first. Should be easy Then go get them dondo play rubick ? They keep disappearing behind scenery that Aoooo should EASILY be able to see behind!! "hacking documentary" ? oh god, so, anonymous are hackers ? This is like an step back to the technology Wait, WTF mine did too It literally translates into: "thrower", or "tosser". As in, "tosses" you out the window if you make a sudden turn. Crazy eyes I am giggling, like I am going crazy. ۜ\ (סּںסּَ` ) /ۜ Stupid, **huge** just goofy grin. Seriously NOW you are the greatest shibe ever i was told you can. what the fuck The ult is too OP! Because you can easliy get more than 400 ap for a total of 520 per tick so he deal 2080 damage in total He will beat you back to life ? How could they fined someone for actions done in game Kalam? The graphics looks stunning!! Is that a grim-reaper in the top left? As a... As a... As a TH5? what da pho? Your beautiful what? *Scratch* is actually an ingredient. Oh God you're right.. Ever heard of google? Thanks, but why this post I have a shiny x/x/31/31/x/x Bold Darkrai in Gen VI that I SRd for but I forgot if the event was injected or I actually did got the ticket myself... THe Mountain isn't dead? "Petty" or "pretty"?? yeah, I think they're both the same picture Loaded question. I'm in Arizona :D I think I heard that the highest temp of last year was 118º We thought we were being very generous letting him live here. I can't imagine how much we'd be enabling him if we paid for a separate apartment for him, or built him his own house. I... honestly can't read that. I think I am your brother... I feel like MK on a PC would be incredibly difficult and may break your keyboard Weird... Good luck everyone! Holy cow, whoever wins the jackpot for whatever is left in the bot account is going to go nuts I am a bit confused as well. What is the truth about Chaos of Lyssa? ... were we not supposed to interpret it that way? Me too. You don't think he's from Butler do you? Just kidding, just kidding! Go mke pd! Go penis brigades! ... Do you play like every other month...? What is your system spec) I did not know GW2 can look like this goddamn that speaker has a hell of a range on it Ah, a 1998 Nissan Quest. And.. I'm kinda surprised the front doors have that problem To be fair, a lot of bloggers self-reference when they feel they've already covered a subject adequately and with links to other sources, but yeah, I see what you mean about him, too -- most bloggers who self-reference to past posts tend to do so when it's a subject they've previously covered at length and with sufficient external sources to check on. Beckett seems to be constructing a labyrinth of his own posts. You are not alone dat headsplosion Who me? Hereford? But I've heard its grim ap Norf a madman with a box! Scary stories to tell in the dark. Woah, I love Xerath but when did he become conventional I think that's McCullers but I'm not sure. If so, they probably didn't have one in his size Why does he have a heart rate moniter There should be some overlap, unless someone sweeps Double ALL the things? There is Internet Censorship in Belgium? So sexism really does claim lives. Holy shit! awesome, dude! i wish my parents had made a bet like this with me because i could've (and did) easily held up my end of the bargain. unfortunately, they just expected it of me because they believed "normal" teenagers don't drink/smoke/do drugs. It's 107º right naow > Beckett seems to be constructing a labyrinth of his own posts. Um... You're supposed to hold the ZR button to drift, not the Shoulder R button.. much more comfortable that way. I played 13 hours on Friday.. I had a few friends with me but no hand cramping at all like I got on the 3DS MK7 I don't have an opinion on alot of really sensitive matters simply because I don't feel like I have a complete enough data set to form one Is the next release Drumstep? Maybe it's not rush Haha, that's fine. But you should be paying attention to your class You could buy so much weed with that.... so many patterns That's ok! Go grow the cutest watermelons EVER!!! :D And quit stuffing creepy crap in your mouth Domalakazam would be the symbol of politics ** Why do Americans allow such ridiculous lobbyism? He is a yank?! I had no idea. Gasp! It's you! Honestly I don't remember If you get a go pro will there be videos and such?! Oh I know what applies, just wanted to make sure it was specific for others -- I'd assumed scrolling down only led to comments (which I avoid) so I didn't even know those were there. Sweet! thanks :) edit: duh I for some reason thought the yes mean it would still work. but you answered my question if it will be nullified. edit again: or you could be saying yes to the question in my headline... Nah. Vancouver is so big, and busy it's overwhelming. so bright. so pretty. i want to touch /( Is it possible Irelia stepped on a Nidalee trap in top lane? I know the spear all of a sudden disappeared. WEIRD Because it aint a Ball Sport .... I can see the Lenovo, but I cannot see the Mac For real. *rubs you the right way* I would go for a ride in it, but I would NOT want to drive it a collectors car 1 of 300+ in the world worth $1,000,000 same Garza threw to 1st and didnt throw it away? Hubs has curly hair. His beard has three curls that seem to gravitate away from each other. I asked her why my dad and her were still together, because he really didn't respect her and was very condescending towards her. She said, "Well, after you get married, your kids become more important than your husband." Holy crap. So, uh, what happens now? Intense I called Air Canada once and meandered through their voice menu, getting more and more frustrated the deeper I went. I finally had enough and yelled "**Fuck off!**" The next thing I hear is "It sounds like you would like to speak to a representative. Connecting you now." It's so heeee-larious. So I make less money than you? Like I give a shit. I don't have to deal with being a scum sucking excuse of a human every night when I go to bed, so it's worth the 30% pay cut to me. And that's on top of being a feminist. I haven't.... *Weird* not doing any zoo boss??? is that mean you not hit the vandal?......seems i am in the wrong place Dick deleted his post, too. I had a bag of Cheetos Do they probe you? the FCC is fudging the results ... People use razors for balls? sometimes my son is like that, he'll stay up the whole ride. most of the times they get rough then just pass out in the car. Its awesome one moment they are yelling at each other louder than our car speakers will go then they are sound asleep Really O_O? There's a new version with stuff like that I'm glad I'm on good terms now. Picture #2 is an *amazing* photo, though... gorgeously lit and composed... it feels so misplaced among cellphone shots I never found out if the "T-Mobile exclusive" version ever got that bug fix update. I DON'T So people aren't socialized to perceive women differently than men and they *sure* as hell couldn't *possibly* do that subconsciously? Are you fkn serious? I don't think she's been off the news since this time last year just think about the size of that star before it went supernova The M8 is super fast, I was shocked. so there are at most 6 games total. MJ needs to win 4 of them, but iBP only needs to win 2, provided they're wins in the same group of 3 games, otherwise they need to win 3. Oh gosh. That's odd. I saw a turtle crossing the road earlier this evening. what dirt sheets predicted this?! The fact that the universe is infinite You're telling me the mountain will be an angel. Bucharest, Romania (probably the only fan around here for miles What is this? My girlfriends name is Caitlin... Honestly, I forgot about tiermonster since I signed up about a year ago...holy crap I've played 4k games since making my tiermonster account. Even funnier, look at the batters reaction. He's all like RIP to genius man. Congrats. This is the first thing I've come across tonight that will legitimately keep me up at night. I'm actually not sure, I most likely found it from someone else on reddit or from konachan.net but neither are turning up anything from a reverse image search. Or possibly from the background for one of Nitori Kappashiro's videos on youtube but I'm not seeing it there either. Very strange They aren't mine. I live with my parents and sister if that's him while not drunk just imagine when he is *backs away slowly* Meine gott! yuo are of spying on me Right before I completed one myself, at least your loot bag'll be waiting for you! I'll need to face those teethy midgets once more I don't get it ra snipe or ao ult work like janus ult you look then you press 4 Bear grills training... Morgans forgot the Detroit side step! We need this in Honolulu and we need it now. Taking 10 extra minutes to make sure your order list matches a build list given here, then an hour to put it together... isn't worth having something twice as powerful for the same cost? He really gained a lot of weight What is this site? O^O^O^O^O^O^O^OO^^O^O^OO^^OO^O^O^O^O^ Wait now that i think about it, can you even trade fossils Glorious leshrac omg Is that even real Italia 90... Same here I read the 1st sentence in MxR-s voice What time will it be? Where did you grind? *looks at you like you're crazy, because he can't even handle the easy course 14fps The second row is what makes it bad. 6 is a lot but not awful. There are often awesome sales at 3 for x dollars and it's half as much per case as normal. Getting a different flavor to try them out would be fine, then TWO ROWS. I count 11 twelve packs, 132 cans of dew I just finished getting 3 stars in every 150cc cup and I have to say I'm dreading trying the same in mirror mode. There were so many frustrating moments: "Ahh, last lap and I have a banana to shield myself. No proplem!" - *red shell gets rid of the banana* - "No problem, there's an item block coming up" - *gets coin and right after red shell, blue shell and lightning hits, ending the race in 5th place* Frustrating as hell I just want to have her soon, but at the same time I am too scared... I'm almost 40 weeks You accidentally made me go into shock... My baby is due on Friday Wrong sub? We're up against the Zerg?! I'm happy with this, not blowing my mind or thank god we got Larsson tied down, but he is a good player he doesn't offer the set pieces he used to but you just look at his passing under Poyet and it shows why we have signed him. He is versatile, RW, CM, RB. He does well against Newcastle and those eyes friend just sent me link to some wiki. luminai, these guys look awesome like elves. can you unlock them in the game to be playable? it is silly of me I guess but I cannot play this game because of the lack of elves. aurin look ugly to me and mordesh, even uglier. and well, I would never play exiles in the first place, they use colonial accents, feel so low. dominion's accent is the way to go! sorry for offtopic, I got carried away by cuties Not keep them in airtight bags Regardless of wn8, a top gun isn't that rare of an occurence, now, is it ? Me neither hence the thread. What! I'm still writing exams here in Niedersachsen Where the bloody hell do you guys live? Holy fuckballs. MY MIND = BLOWN! Jesus Christ, that Louis C.K. guy... I've seen shit like numbers with wires inside them and a picture of a mailbox number sign Yup I've been called a baby down there many a time (I'm 27). I've also been with more men than I can even admit to my husband, who is black and HUGE. It's kind of a benefit in the sense that I don't really have to admit to how many (safe) sexual partners I've had in the past, and the "proof" sort of "proves" it. I like the way things are and he does too. Although, sex can be painful once in a rare blue moon cause I too am pretty shallow and then after it's all "out" and irritated for like 8 hours and it swells etc. then it goes back down. I dunno why cause everything is pretty much healthy and good to go down there Pro thieves in a college cafeteria? This is one of my and my friends' favorite references to make. People better show some respect. I didn't realise there was a problem with the quality of iPhones Give him a little lovin' literally That's terrifying Wow, this turned out to be longer than I expected. Computer Science is NOT "advanced metalworking." It's advanced Logic. Circuit boards and on-board programming come from our ability to translate logic into binary, logic gates, computer languages, whatever. There is metalworking involved, I guess, because of the copper and semiconductors in the boards and processors, but those are printed from blueprints by machines in a sterile environment. There are other physical advancements that are important, but I would argue that thinking up the blueprint is more important than finding a way to print it out (someone from the 60's would probably disagree though. I have an old tubeset TV with a hand-threaded circuit board He was tipping in binary maybe. Could be code for "help me" You should most definitely post more pictures like this io non ne sono cosi sicuro che sia un refuso, ma sono d'accordo con te, si inseriscono dati inventati nelle proposte di legge.. My friend who has read all the books said after ASOS Bran's story basically becomes the main storyline Hoxton's real name is Jim Hoxworth? What is there to censor? This isn't a hentai game...right? Wow. It must be early. I completely failed at that math. She looks similar to my Singaporean girl friend... That girl looks about 14, not 8. Wait. Don't vaccines need refrigeration? How the fuck is this user going to preserve his vaccines long enough to use them? In fact just noticed Character Rename is already in their Store. 17 euros I went to a public high school in Australia. The teachers were over worked, underpaid and most of the time taught many different subjects. So there I was in computer class where I used to finish before everyone, thus stuff came easy no me, I had potential to be great. Unfortunately the teachers didn't encourage me, my parents didn't either so I never went down the computer science road, chose business in stead Damn! People think I walk/ride a lot. 25 miles a day is crazy! Really? It happened even more often before 1.6 Thanks! I need to talk to the wife about getting the pics to my computer so I can upload them somewhere. We have over 600! I am scared to start nodding. I have to save for my house and wedding. Both are happening same year Oh! The realization that your parents HAD sex... and they might still BE HAVING some! You serious? At first I was like ( Um... Soon.. he "offered him a drink"? Well, that was sniped quickly, it seems. Wow, surprise patch. And surprise "balancing" of BLCs. Great to hear and yes we do! It seems like we might need to tap into our overflow room for the first time Fetus Eaters You blame them because they have originals passive or skills So ... the thrust attack of katanas counts as slashing? It thought Freddy122 was French It's an excel spreadsheet that has had its picture taken and then uploaded to imgur. ????? By god, by the time you'd finish it must have been all soggy Unrelated to spiders, but my friend once burned an earwig on a candle... while it was still alive. My friend can be one sadistic motherfucker sometimes. Oh my god my little 9 yr old cousin. When you wake up. When you eat. When you shit. He's always giving me that crazy wide eyed stare. I'm like don't you ever blink or doesn't that hurt. He justs.. New CPU cooler For the love of GabeN I feel like I'm actually 5 years old after reading that... This. This right here. What do you mean "illegal things?" looks like all that azubu shit was them just trolling us I saw it before and unlike any other mmo? I saw the same tab targeting combat. Hm, could you possibly try to purchase another mailbox and tell me if it works? I searched google and that is the only mailbox that I could find, before it use to be 12 gold but not it cost prestige apparently I was ready to say "been there done that" but turned out pretty good I've heard from an old military guy that you're supposed to control their arms, stab into the ribs from their back in an upward motion, and jiggle until they die Oh yeah you're right Maybe it never existed in the first place. OMG are you serious I'm very happy with the idea of Roman Reigns going full face with a need for redemption. Dean going full crazy, and Seth heel. Honestly. A Summerslam triple threat would be amazing Damn, I thought it could only contain a stack of dirt. Never questioned if it could hold anything else! I'll be your friend. I like new friends. jake is it 30 mins or 1.5 hours I wonder if they were all caricature instead would it have a reverse effect? It's like a graveyard That's a sweet ride Yeah I live/work on Staten Island, unfortunately Honestly, I would meet up with you at least once to see how tall you are Why Do they think it stands for StormTrooper Protocol or something? Then they'll release a statement saying how sales have been disappointing. I kept reading that as enema. why isnt cryptsy listed on bitcoinwisdom, does anybody know? I've used cryptsy for a while now and its always been buggy, im thinking about relocating my coins elsewhere Yay! Thank you :) I think the lip color is actually a leftover from my mother... so probably close to 20 years old. Yikes... time for new lipsticks. San Diego, Ca?? so, they're a kind of hipsters That's horrifying! No idea and after hearing either people got no item or a Karils cbow I'm generally curious lol. I thought I was just super lucky wtf am i looking at I'm a Shift Supervisor and work Full time I don't see how it indicates that it's a link I had a problem convincing some newer players that the moneybags on your bag are counted up towards the loot in Watch Dogs Day 2. They were convinced that the money on your back when you get onto the helicopter does not count -- and that you MUST throw everything onto the boats. You'd give her head? or she'd give it to you? O_O this is the first time I have seen a god suggestion that wasn't OP. However they would lower the first stun time and remove the second stun for purposes. However other than the 3 second stun you did a good job at making a god. Gee whiz I've never heard of this skin idea before! But seriously are people prowling the reddit and then reposting the same thing every few days? Villain balls? holy shit that's impressive Im pretty sure by the time the sub runs out, he'll have the money to pay? Or even C.R.E.D.D? Ummm... ummm.. I...always do how? how the hell do they have the info of every plane in real time So how are you going to get back in? There was a sequel to Rocky Horror!? So strange, if I stand in one area and don't move it'll randomly go up to 30 or 40 for a minute then plunge back down. Also, changing between Ultra High and Low seems to have minimal impact In one go?! Really? I couldn't send you anything because it said you were in a battle It's like you're some kind of soothsayer Short haired lady here too. When I met my husband 13 years ago, it was short. It's been long, short, in between, colored and natural. My husband didn't find me less attractive because I had short hair because to him, it's just hair. Plus he's told me he likes it better. I'm sorry you had to deal with a lot of men who told you that kind of stuff. I've been called a dyke, a lesbian and a man (because my tits totally make me look like a dude My wheelbarrow rolled back and hit a car We're using the crabs for sexual pleasure? 2 minutes of toe curling, all muscle tensing, synesthesia madness I... would eat that in 5 mouthfuls. The second and third photos aren't even of Logan... CITY HALL IS RIGHT THERE Don't just keep your distance! There needs to be honesty! Thats an odd interpretation. Bottom looks like a bikini with chain straps, not a c-string. Those things are ...not very comfy How long does it take for your launcher to open? * how do you know my birthday Literally made me Good for you? Yeah definitely do not. Second result was cosmopolitan magazine. Noooope, I've just found other scents to obsess about When did Nade ask his teammates whether or not they still wanted to team with him You took a 5 year old post? Oh jesus, it wasn't even close to that bad. uhhh... that's... alarming, to say the least. it sounds as though it's alluding to suicide being better than a life without children... Are you Syrix in the picture? I can't even make sense of the whisper tbh. ...radio...rip? cool beans!! It always comes back up actually Imagine it was KH3 After reading through a bunch of these comments, I think I have a tiny crush on your hallucination. Yeah, I stare hard. I also do it when someone I'm with is being ogled. Eventually they feel my stare and look and I'm like Where was this used? I reeeeeally really like the eyes. They somehow avoid being unnerving. THIRTY NINE DOWNVOTES ALREADY?! Driving East from anywhere for 5 hours means you're 5 hours from where you started HOLY FUDGEMONKEYS GUYS ... More initials to look up... No... lelddos dumped a database of various account infromation on their players Weird, I had two pediatricians recommend that I co-sleep with my daughter. And two because I gave a All you had was the Pitcher's Mitt? Reading this post I was thinking it probably wasn't that bad. Seeing your comments in this thread however... Holy crap. How you do prolong the 't'? It's not a vowel He said there was this kid that kept going nude. ... I never realised that innuendo until now I saw a fat greyhound once, I wondered why Eva was taking some much interest in this lab on the beach. Only to realise it was a whale of a greyhound, with a fat lab body and a teeny tiny pointy nose head. I was like And you went back and did it again? What should i swap out for the Range pot? Over a lifetime Out of 100,000 people born on the same day as you, approximately 98,340 are still living. how did you even come up with that??? 10.5 GB download dat compression algorithm That seems so wrong Hey, non-related; who actually runs this account? I forgot Thanks! Also, TIL we have a community miner That sounds like it would be like a water hose Wuut! The brother standing up is one beautiful man If that's true, judging by your user overview you must withdraw straight away... 84,000 comment karma. ( Confident, but the pace is really off. There's really gotta be motivations for the cuts, and quite often in this there are none. And WHAAAA all this copyrighted music? Syndicate doesnt exist Videos of ESF vs Libs are pretty inmpressive, though. Good pilots manage to hit every single bullet in their mag then dodge the other flying things trying to kill them. There's just a lot of upscaled characters, that's all. What in the eight's name is that .... Jiraya... How did they style that? Biggest mystery is what and why are the vaginamonsters there Very simple: Top Kayle, mid kayle, support kayle, jungle kayle. She can do ANYTHING Did i say that? ohh ..ohh it makes sense now ...I read bandana for banana Xblala throwig bananas SWEET LORD!!! I got up just in time to see us pull of a victory against Lance and HIS TWO LEGENDARY DOGS?!!!!!!! You actually spelled Keanu Reeves correctly, but you misspelled the word 'wrong'. You're scaring me Cream like a 9yr old girl?? Damn if only I could drive a car They don't have the R41 on the blade gap chart?! And now I must have these markers ...I don't close my eyes when I sneeze what about two nukes Or maybe this is google test running it It is very strange Why did he lie? To release einai koda, omws ama itan na 3epouli8ikan stin Trion, giati na to poun anoikta sto teamspeak omfg why are you guys downvoting this Someone understands/agrees with what I'm saying for once That guy looks semi-happy. How did global warming come into this? Isn't O social? They have h as social on the key bindings... Have I been pressing h this whole time what if it leads to a black market for junk food? Looks better! Pistol on 1 and rifle on 2? Long time not playing, dear lord how many i forgot I am very sore! I did my first circuit training yesterday Well isn't that just a nice symbolic representation of the problem...? 900$ in a week that's absolutely crazy Dear god I wish I could do that right now. :| so many annoyed texts and calls to me! I haven't even started back yet. What he can do with his erect penis always amazes me Whoa, that's almost 5 whole months spent in the first year > Anyway, what the hell was I talking about? No 525? yes another champ with a stockings-skin i love it you mean I can't use the mouse for camera movement? Soo.... no seat belts, and lots of unsecured objects to go flying about the cabin? We met at a LAN party. Yep... so nerdy, but so awesome. :) I was with someone else at the time and he was super busy so I hung out at my computer walloping the crap out of people at strategy games, and eventually joined a tournament and made it to the finals. I beat him (woo! hardest game I had played at the time) and this dude in a dorky Hawaiian shirt and a straw hat stands up and was all "WHO THE FUCK JUST BEAT ME I NEVER FUCKING LOSE WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK." So I stood up and was all "Yo." and he stopped right there and was all... "Heeeey...." First impression: oh hell no... goatee and a straw hat AND a Hawaiian?? What the hell... Ya, you were spot on in both of those! Seriously, I couldn't tell the difference! You call that a smile? Are you crazy? pls Solomon-san (>O_O)> gib teabag emote <( No my massive blizzard turned into Frostfang I have a friend like that, but he throws around "nigger" like its nothing Hmm... this helps.. i didn't think about Steady Hand I to save more CP and for some reason i used Ingenuity for Piece by Piece there is another player named Scythe? hahaha who also plays falco and falcon? or is that the same scythe from chicago in canada WTF HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I SEE THIS VIDEO/HEAR THIS SONG. How legal is this? That doesn't look like the start of a game. You're a wizard dude Thanks! I recorded with my smartphone... My sister hasn't gotten back to me about if she is visiting next week or not. She was originally coming and bringing her baby for the first time! We live 950 miles apart, so it's a big deal. I hope they come, I just need some notice. The house is a royal mess. BE MY FRIEND To be perfectly honest, I thought those came from South Africa... Maybe she's actually his mom how have i been unaware of this YOU MEAN GYROS DON'T YOU? Old habits die hard! I grew up using AOL and this one time I broke chat room rules and THEY ACTUALLY RANG MY MUM TO TELL ON ME Also boobs Well you're right that it's normal. It's a shame it's normal though. About the argumentative and arrogant behaviour, that's because I felt the need for being defensive, but I can't explain it without being argumentative I did not, I apologize A more athletic Ibaka Yeah, I had to google it Germany and Russia? What? ...was it a bulldog? What the hell are you guys' houses made of? that 9 OMG Lou and Malvo... At first I was like ????? Then I was like ... And more shots have hit the crossbar than have hit either of the posts combined (6, 4+1) I have one great headphone. Guys the synergy with Sacrificial Pact is real... My life just flashed before my eyes my face when i opened the link I hope a mod comes out for this !!! It would be so exciting to spy like this My approved hit % is 99.9% but it says I don't qualify. ...well... I was just chilling human! Christian Bale? whats with reddit and all these unsympathetic wackjobs That's one wobbly dongulacrum. Thanks! I definitely think yep she's just a bit unstable (a pathological liar) so obviously it's time for her to go! Plus she has herpes so maybe she wants to move into spreading rumours instead of herpes Hopefully a *pre-*used buttwipe. But, it's your brain that's telling your body ;) that is really freakin' cool! i had a friend who worked in a sex shop though and lots of guys always creeped on her - like one straight out whipped it out and started jerkin' it in front of her. Oh!! The way it's worded i thought it meant they weren't coming back for another 6 months Or maybe they are made of gold and thats how we get our gold I have shinies to trade for that tho XD Maybe I'll swap them out for other events for giggles but yeah only need 1 of each if anything. Not too keen on them to trade around etc. XD I keep everything My 300i was delivered with missiles, but didn't come with them actually attached I don't trust anything anymore.... Ha, I've tried that before. I lost my last man card :(. I sipped it, and made a face >_<, tastes so powerful! Is the CM storm jersey the badass black jacket Polt wears to events? Do want! I'm totally waking up at 7:58 tomorrow. Is... Is that a first person Homeworld space sim?! The reason I quit playing LoL was because of the community. Too many people were so angry over a video game Well, this explains the fucking enormous number of comments Never heard of LAN? PC couch co-op is epic > whats with ~~reddit~~ humans and all these unsympathetic wackjobs I actually would have, I just was not in the mood to get in an argument. I use foul language all the time. I usually watch my mouth around kids, but this scared me half to death ( I'm performing in Macbeth OH MY HELIX How am I the only guy that noticed the fact he is playing on a motherfucking Cathode ray tube TV I can't tell if you masturbate in a terribly uncomfortable fashion, or if your video gaming is an inappropriate sight for children. Or... just wait for smoke to disappear ... I've moved during turret repairs though I don't know what to think of the article. first of all, his explanation of regression to the mean on the example of a basketball player is good, but then his example of drinks at a bar doesn't fit to regression to the mean at all to me. also, with the exam example, he uses regression with dichotomous data Love my boyfriend like crazy. He's one of the sweetest people I've ever met. Truly... However sometimes, whenever we're talking he'll say something really quiet and I'll say "huh?" He'll repeat himself but he'll say it even softer... so I'll say, "what??" and then he'll scream what he's saying to where anyone six feet under and dead could hear it. ** Worlds. Best. Airsoft. Ever. Dat jiggle though. The mjolnir armor will turn EVERY bone into dust. in minutes. That is an extremely horrible way to die where the heck is this?! Did that guy ban Arachne and Cupid in League? YOU SHUT OFF YOUR PC????? woooooo Dafuq? Watch Dogs What if this was all a plan by the gf to pawn off this guy to the "'too fat and ugly" friend... ( That ult animation How exactly did you lose your accounts? Best sidescraping tank in game. How many times did you hit your head you say? How do you get a "StatTrak™ Desert Eagle | Golden Koi (Factory New)" from a trade up??? In that case, those prices are ridiculous. Typos and/or dyslexia. It's quite easy to typo or to not double check when you need to type quickly. No need to be nitpicky about it in unofficial things. Doctor of Philosophy? ... so a billiard ball is lumpier than that? Clown one is my favorite Le gasp I've seen this person before What kind of faith requires a service record? I normally like work, but we're already on overtime, and it was only Weds. How's this 4.5k? Did Origin tell you to go fuck yourself? I don't understand how the fuck does one spin clockwise? It even *feels* like going in reverse Sakura is trash. I'll never understand why Naruto likes that bitch so much well, that... threw up more question than it answered So true! Hell, I take the L from Bedford around 5:30 am and never get a seat Wut Wait... you just reworded what he said are only getting upvoted while he is getting an equal amount of upvotes as downvotes. Holy shit, I did not realize I was subscribed to 160+ subreddits What do the rotating arrows above some mobs heads mean? I looked it up online and one source said it meant that the mob was about to switch targets (due to threat or something), but I have never seen them actually switch targets when they have this arrow ...and are those lips or gums stares at the 11 downvotes NSFW/NSFL warning would have been nice. You lost the game Is PBE access hard to get now or something? Never got that error Because that's been a huge problem I had no idea Russia and Best Korea actually have a land border I went for a handshake and he said, "I'm really more of the hugging type". Deans a women?? Isn't 800 dollars a month more money than someone on minimum wage would make? What the actual fuck or were they both being sarcastic? Seriously? You check your registry and see that *eight* cloth diapers have been purchased for you! I'm so excited to finally have one in my hands. I can't wait until my shower now! (This feels like a huge win because everyone I've talked to since seeing the shower invites from my mom that noted "please no disposable diaps, they've chosen to cloth diaper" has given me this face: Troll? It's.... staring into my soul What's Seinfeld Ice powers would result in the same exact thing...unless it somehow traps my soul Milk and Dr. Pepper together? I must have missed that part My thought too. But... but that's like the same thing From fighting game Soulcalibur III (theres golem called Astaroth) i changed it a bit and it become AsaroV, after few years i randomly typed it into google and it turned out its some russian politician name just curious, why did you make Meddling Mage a link to the card on tcgplayer? Where is this? My copy of Y was 35 dollars in Canada about half way in looks so much like a raptor I remember both of you oh shit, did i just make a feminist laugh? How did you get all that DE Try Pudge... TIL saying Yep to someone means your a nice guy Yeah when they asked me to use my picture I didn't expect to be modeling chapstick on the back cover Everything except Teemo The angle of the leg... He isn't rich. All the more reason to cut off your arms Just wondering, what do you have against Heavy Metal? I accidentally read the title as "serious tourism offences" Oh...I thought it was a mask! Must have been the video quality... I don't get it. By the time they ran to my end of the base i usually have my build completed and instakill them. so the wight turned into a frog? god I hope so You know that thing has got be violating at least fifteen different safety regs... And possibly a few laws of physics... I thought it was 2 cloth per bolt, not 5. Well that gives me a better perspective of this Are they using comic sans there? I just couldn't get over how cool blue buff looked though He never said anything misogynistic though As long as he doesn't switch chicken and weiner. so much farm... 600 cs Oh man they're all pretty hopeless threads... I may have a chance with the second but I'm prob off breeding new eggs. The 1st is inactive 5 months. The second hasnt been around in more than 2 weeks and the last one from the most recent posts... seems suicidal and prob not playing PKMM Dude, spoilers, still catching up I think I may buy all of them the heck did i just see? Wait ....... You can download RAM NO NO NO! Please don't bring these jokes back. We got rid of them once now they are making a comeback you never DID lose them when WPing Burns Day? We're not Scottish and I never knew they were into poetry! For any age. Those are huge, proportionally. But who was first? I've been waiting for you. ** If wookies are sex slaves, and wookies are furries, does that mean that furries are sex slaves? How the heck does the windmill turn? It doesn't have any "*sails*" on it, just the frame of the wings left I think you just described seals in general I still can't D: Oh... God... and you're not even playing the game... that's what i keep telling my girlfriend! she thinks there's something wrong with me. she says i fart more than any other guy she's ever dated. she said her last boyfriend never farted near her. i asked her if he had feminine qualities about him. I've heard of this same thing, but with salvia Just remember, you don't get stuck *in* traffic. You *are* traffic. Siden når? Caution: Wall of text. dragon looks weird What sort of HUD are you using here and where can I get it The Deathclaw Gauntlet is symbolic of when Lennie crushed Curley's hand. It's all becoming clear LOL...we're in our midtwenties Never any place I've lived Plz what is his name Wait....YOU CAN PLAY THE INTERNET RADIO IN-GAME?! really? Hunh, strange my ex from france told me the opposite I still wear shirts from high school. This year is my 15th reunion. I'm very tempted to make an account called '900xp Guy' now, and make it to the last page. no -gasp- the movie is awesome!!! And don't be jelly he charges like 85$ so clg fans share aphro's cock? XII HD?! I haven't heard of anything like that happening. Maybe That sounds like a good idea Who are you killing? You're response was much calmer than mine would've been I think this is the fastest rate of upvoting I've ever seen. I....hate...dogs...omg fuck this she's soooo pretty! Pls put the IP Idk what it is. OMFG ... You are just perfectly perfect. Holy crap, I even bought it at east side Good deflection by Wacha there. Wong almost threw it away trippy The only Targets by me are City Targets, and they don't even have maternity sections because apparently women who live in the city don't get pregnant (I hope it's not That looks really uncomfortable. Thanks! Leaving it to dry, guess I'll see if I ruined it in a couple days. Couldn't help but cringe dumping water into a $130 keyboard We cannot escape the inevitable Glitch in the matrix Me too Su's voice on "nametara ikan zeyo". Wow, never has a personality test been so right about me! Then that means all the people in the background are actually walking backwards... ( Spurs are a mess without Duncan I don't know Question for you OP - what's /r/f7u12_ham? After seeing your collection... a second job to afford makeup is not sounding bad at all! Which is worse, talking into the lamp or talking into the talkback button like it's a microphone? I've seen it happen. \*reads the first letter of each post* Are we talking about Mechwarrior or Star Citizen here? Wait. If you powered it off, how did you copy that text? what in the fuck does that even have to do with what he said I said "frack." Totally different, mate. Yea I knew that was a longshot. It's the only movie I've ever seen that has the bridge in the name Idk... Dat entire freaking album That is an exclusive feature for WP. This doesn't explain anything! I'm even more confused! Last one of the night! It's so late here. I hear ya. Just like I might be worried that I'm red flagged on some NSA watchlist even though I shouldn't be ( ...was this not already done in EvAbridged? Oh my gosh, I'm so jealous. Here in NYC, I've seen some people line up in the morning for MAC collections. Wtfrick, I love lipsticks and all, but no way I'm lining up for that. Luckily there are alot of department stores and MAC stores to get LE stuff, but it sure gets crazy here in the city! I've seen some shouting matches break out during the RiRi collection Why would anyone ever think Nui would win best girl? I'm sitting on the toilet browsing Reddit on my phone. This story just helped me finish a bit quicker. Jason? ... umm, JSON? holy sh** what's wrong with it's head Jungle He Bo ? wut? Well..... I didn't actually do that my bad :( But I ran across some people on the forums, and even a friend that ran into the same problem! Maybe we all need client repairs 4 times and your Pokemon kept getting sniped? Whoa, I didn't even know it was possible to put that much dairy in something. Boobs? Because if we just throw money at something it is automatically better. I mean, I just threw money at my cat and it became a Panther! Wait... I read that as "panty raid." OMFG! plague doctor themed apothecaries DR MRS VANDERTRAMP? You learn irregular verbs like that in French class? I'm going on a longish scooter ride to the drive-in movie theater with a bunch of my scooter-riding buddies tomorrow night. Definitely wouldn't be able to do that with kids! (Now I'm just hoping that there's not a bunch of screamy little ones who see my sweet ride and come over to paw at it at the drive-in... The kraken pays a visit... My first thought Where'd you get those numbers? Why?? He has no neck That girl and her outfit are both stunning Oh wow lol. I didn't even notice a typo in the last one. Σ( I would be weary of the automatic OC stuff on motherboards. No experience on MSI, but for example my asus p8z68 assumed 1.42V was an ok vcore for ~4.3GHz on my 2600k What do you mean by perpetrator? I like Quebec. Especially Montreal. Very beautiful city. And those French-Canadian girls Joey's close up freaked me right the f*** out! I've seen this Looks so real I...I don't even have a sister :/ my lord, what a lame attempt to offend someone. I'm a not fan of ultra skinny jeans either - my package (my dick and ballz) does not fit into those ). Why such a jump from saggy jeans to ultra-skinny? I like the ones in the middle. Why are you also taking this so personal? It almost as if you have an entire wardrobe consisting of saggy pants > Hans Hopefully because you both have career and financial stability? Uh no...the appropriate response is to cut ties with that person...because they did something that was illegal and harmful and probably very emotionally harming. So that you know.. it doesn't happen again..and that person probably isn't the best person to ever be around, and even you know press charges if it was bad enough. But CLEARLY, the assault didn't matter to her because she remained friends, it didn't bother her to much, so much that anyone else would probably block the person. You're essentially fighting on my side because of the example you just gave. Saying that if you mugged me, and assaulted me that i would be fine the next day. That's exactly what I had a problem with in the first place. The fact that it didn't mean that much to her to even remove him as a friend on Facebook...something so meaningless and easy to do wasn't done.. I'm heartless.? Are those intestines in his arm I had to play the game like 6 times. What if its like Wolverine and it extends out of his palm to be the sword Imagining going to lunch with someone and eating a burger that was made from them I don't even know how you poke yourself in the eye with that method $62.99 a month for 5mbps? Jesus H Christ... Even in the UK we can get "up to" 20mbps for £20 which is like $30-40. Realistically that's only gonna translate to about 8-16mbps but still $70 for 5mbps sounds atrocious. I guess that's what happens when you have next to no competition My way? 12 year old kids Yeah, I don't know why people aren't flipping out about the price. Granted, I'm not big on the MMO scene, but $59.99 PLUS $20 a month By the cat? I damn sure knew about two handing... I guess I missed him leveling up I actually read that book I feel the same way about cocks. My coworker's was described to me as "a soda can." I... uh... I playfully, and very lightly snacked the new girl's pussy this morning. She spread her legs and said "Harder!" I'm sorry for that snail...or a turd...or an alien, what ever the fuck that is I double-tap like other people for Nullifier and I'm kinda used to it. After double-tapping it get places beneath my pointer. I agree that it's wonky but I just cope with it until it's fixed. On another note, is anyone having problems with Gamma Rays being 'laggy', for lack of a better term? I initiate the first cast and while spamming that key for the second cast to go off, I just never see it. The damage applies but I only see one Gamma Ray cast. I checked my latency and it's normal, around 65ms. Anyone else experience this or is it just me? That has got to be the weirdest Kunkka build I've ever seen. Hex? AC? He's a bit of genius. Wrote, directed, produced, scored, edited, directed cinematography, starred in. Well, the white dog is in there so we will just see. My water in the tub (was completely full) was murky brown. I did it in-between the time frame the company I got mine from told me to do. Hope it will be ok Yeah that takes out all the weirdness ! Every time I type something I don't want seen later by an innocent shoulder surfer? I'd be doing nothing else Glen?? I know a Harry Bear... Actually I know more than one. I'm just amazed! Also forgot to say - great shot. Making me worried I may have chosen wrong with my wide Uh...yeah. Yeah, that's the ticket. And it's just a coincidence that that Shinichi guy was Daisaku Ikeda I met a woman who named her daughter Le-a and was upset when people pronounced it wrong. You were supposed to pronounce it 'Ledasha'.. Dude, I started a thread about how shitty working in game dev is. How many internets are there? **Hallelujah!** how do you not play with class colors in the health bars That has to have been on purpose, right? Some kind of homage? lulwat? I could think of lots of things I think about the québecquois, but not "from a slum" Mine does this at 5 FUCKING AM This is post Eclipse. Where on earth did the first image come from? Did somebody drawn it and animate it? Not to nitpick...but it's spinning the wong way A community of a hundred mii's? Just how big is this game? Why did you link to a forum thread instead of the article? W-what ocean?.... I got scared that i was going to get arrested right there Where do you see spamming ? This is the first time i'm posting here ....are you speaking from experience? So many little things I can't stand. I try to keep them to myself so I don't look too crazy Carne asada is effing delicious and one of my favorite foods. And my last name is also Jones. Er, why did you log out What? It looks like a bear trap! Yes it has. I first thought that said your freckles were slowly *burning* off...I legit was like Maybe it is in the game already and it is so rare that Gus didn't put it in the change log and nobody has found it yet theee fuckkkkk, it is. EVEN RUMBLE ULTI?! Why was this downvoted =D Do you have that many dogs and cats to separate? Stork's babies come from TossGirl... right ? what? I'm happy for you! Its an amazing feeling! Haha so we have similar stats AND when choosing a username I definitely considered something similar to yours Wow, I'm actually a little stunned by how creepy that gif is. Button held down while plugging in? I didn't think i could get any gayer My mobile phone when I was about 15. Kind of makes me wonder what shade 1 would be suitable for I'm not allowed to use the auto setting, or many other settings. It's worse than a v. 1 iPhone. I am in my own pocket Wait a sec, you had two i's in your tip? ^^^^^^^^ Your list is full Clyde Gates is on that list That's interesting. ............ notices OMG I just saw it and am now 'Hypnotized' It is! Ye gods is it amazing At first I had this on mute and I thought it was toys little kids were going to be getting No. I was being sarcastic. Sorry for Internet miscommunication haha, unfortunately I'd be paid the same whether I was working tonight or not Oh man. I am so ignorant of otaku culture... Biblical references on reddit? I don't see anything special about it... or why it justified $80. That ass O.M.G I was there Toilet plunger? Wait, she steals from you and lies and yet she is living under your roof? No mention of QFC or Safeway? Are ANY of the TBP mods also AMR mods? I feel obligated to tell you that I'm extremely jealous of your gorgeous tank! I've seen a ton of planted tanks, but yours is definitely the best I've seen. I wish I could do the same with my 37 gallon community tank....teach me, O wise one... TBH, I though the one on the left was Los Angeles for the first few images. haha that little legend... I forget the name XD But yeah you want to see it so far? XDD It's just lines but it's pretty much going to be wallpaper size He spent quite abit of time on that too. I feel like I just walked into orgy planning My son has pretty much the exact same eyecolour And then I noticed how I typed "you're" Yes. I haven't lost any substantial weight in a couple of months... my flows have been messed up as well-- have basically been spotting for the past 3 weeks despite being on the pill. The debuff doesnt show if you're not moving? Holy fuck dude, you are one sneaky ass pimp. say what? It's weird. I swear to god the opinion on Simplicity of the people I meet alternates daily. Yesterday everyone was telling me how much they liked it and how they didn't want it to got, and today everyone is telling me how much they hated it. It's such a controversial map, evidently, In basic, my AIT was over a year long. how are you a BU and harvard student at the same time? No comment... but... at least you're putting yourself out there. mfw I never knew twitter had a tipbot WHY? Uhm, so the news about this shooting were displaced by another shooting? I parked behind this guy at Foothill College today. I don't know how much imma regret saying that Stupid? So what's the ocean? I just noticed how expensive the Pinball Arcade DLC is. The song Work is NSFW Lol, I knew about the house, but never noticed there was a cave in there Someone should make a chrome/firefox extension to do this automatically ( I get asked constantly. The story is in my comments. Only about 20k so should be easy to find. Ahh That "saranghae" by Gummi... DAMMIT the School kids in this time and era have scary Pokemon Maybe the Sharks sent the Coconuts! Oh, It has happened to me before You know what would be nice? A picture where we can actually see your makeup. mine is about 24,6 gb /r/news With everyone getting pointed out like this to the magic police I'm starting to wonder how long it will take for someone to point out the fact that Ridge may or may not be involved in blood magic... wait... oops. He doesn't notice ...puke? Are label printers that cheap? [meta] wtf is a zud I did not know this. Um... no... ..... lol its cool to see wat odl white guys who dont get no pussy come up with FFS...I've gotten 3 juggs and 2 QoTs before I got one oreo You sweat LSD, you have a permanent Fuck this shit. When you open up your marriage, things like this are bound to happen. Do you really want to have her not have feelings for anyone else? How the fuck does a pain researcher get volunteers? I was really concerned no-one replied to the thread... No no he said dishwash- er. OP does have a washing machine in their kitchen! there needs to be a thread for people to post pics of their new wii u; this is getting out of hand Yea shit that guys got fire in those feet!!! Why is this getting down votes ALLAHU AKBAR US 360, What these messages and summon thingies people keep talking about more prestigious than champs Katarina Why does Anivia have a chopped off penis Wow well holy shit I've learned something today Wait.. What is this? Did you just take off the FRed flare That first match aaaaaaaand im in love. lawd help. It was always fully open. One of your 4 abras? That was really creepy oh man I thought I was bad with not playing games. hahahahah if you could see all the stuff in my basement, you would go Even though they were 15 kills behind they were only 5k gold behind. I've never seen a DS2 let's play anything like that That isn't plunging. Wow, I said exactly this and got massive downvotes wut lol You argue against the first and second amendments? USD? I'm female, 5'6" and 110lbs. The other interns are slim. Everyone in our department is slim to slightly chubby. Now that you mention it, you're totally right Awesome link. Thanks for the share. First 5 minutes freaked me out though Yes Wow, that crap sounds more like something from the 1870s, not the 1970s! Those Ship sounds Are Shiphtur's 2 losses as Kassadin are Kassadin's only losses for the past 2 splits? if not then who else has lost as Kassadin? Jeezus I want a freelancer now vel koz eating a boob? Coulda sworn I did Phrasing. Watching with my 4 year old..first time we've watched a game together and she just told me she wants the Kings to win. I actually get dumber every time i read what you write I was just trying to make sure, some people on Twitter and this thread genuinely think this was serious Maybe A guy deleted his comment suggesting it, and like I said, lots of non-trolls on Twitter have seemed to take it seriously, even Redbull tweeted it out Dude.... I don't think that's possible... ur legit playing 15+ hours a day... are you sure its 250+ in the past 14 days??? Titanic …ehhwhat Ssshhhh! Don't talk about the cyber bullies. They may hear you! You don't think he's just clicking the right and left mouse button at the same time? Woah, I hadn't even thought of it that way...that's a very scary way of thinking I got them pierced before, but I remember my mom offering to re-pierce them with a not so sharp sewing needle Are you offering? I understand that, but I was about 200 exp away from getting level 6. I killed 1 monster that gave me 10 exp, and it jumped me to level 6 at 50%ish. Surely this isn't right? ...or maybe he's just saving it up for later I just curious why you came to the conclusion that it wasn't the other way around Oh for a minute I though the Bustin website all of a sudden allowed this level of customization and was like.... I would of used it on defence She... does *concerts*?! Grenade bases? you mean 2 throwing styles??? I even created a Google Extension to re-enable user stylesheets just so I could try to put a `display:none` on the `#statsInfo` ID, but nothing worked! A Minecraft class? It what situation do you get food stuck in your printer? Windsurfing, kayaking, and shooting rifles? Whatever it means, for some reason, I hear the song "Oh Nicki you so Fine" playing in the background when I look at this piece. Elsanna has further warped my frontal lobe... Looks like you had fun! I'm really surprised that Christina Grimmie is there too! I had no idea she was a fan Erm.. Im not sure how interested I am in this whole deal now as I sorta realized I dont even collect... She's in my town less than a week from now! Holy shit this is so trippy 4 months Uh... I think something should be done about your parents. Maybe that's why it's all gone. There was one episode where someone was giving their customers 50% off coupons. Oh god "Ahh, another competently scored fight. (Turns in his card) Wait...did I just? No... Oh snap, sorry about the wait! Was waiting 20 minutes My best friend told me a story from when she was in the sixth grade and had to tutor younger children. I guess a young girl had wrote "elefant" and my friend had told her something like, "great job, you almost got all of the letters right, but elephant is one of those words where you use a 'ph' to make the f sound" and the teacher pulled her aside and jumped her shit saying, "you don't ever correct effort!" and other nonsense about how what she had done was wrong. Yeah, okay- that makes total sense Neither one matches your TSVs. TIL in 2000, over 20 people were murdered with steam or hot objects /) How the hell did he walk off the field? It's even more mysterious when you hit a guy several times, enough to kill them, but they take no damage. Then when they're running away you nail them with a lightning spear and they explode with damage and die instantly. Oh my, that sounds fun I I I see What does being gay have to do with preferring the longer style? omg goosebumps Was I seriously the only one who drew something? The youtube link is blocked in my country (spain) due to copyright notices I can understand being confused if she bought the pencils without knowing they were heat sensitive, but as you took the time to explain the concept to her and she bought the pencils due to the fact that they changed color... Is it really so hard to understand that concept? It seemed exceptionally simple to me. /Side note, After reading this part of the discussion I had a "Oh shit my Ele is OP" moment... I get 30% damage modifiers passively. On at all times essentially. 10% more if I'm above 90% health (Scholars) and 20% more if the Enemy is below 33% health. Combine that with the permanent 150 Ferocity (Arcane skill on the heal and one utility) and the permanent 180 precision from the Signet... I just felt like a powerhouse. P.S. 150 permanent Ferocity is better then another Scholar's bonus (Water Adept VI), right? That's disturbing as fuck I honestly cannot tell if Jon ever loved her or not It's been reposted to imgur with a new link, so it's doing the rounds again Which one had a backlash 22k worshippers on neith???? That's more than I have on all my gods together and i'm playing since 2012 Your link was creepier than the original photo. idk that idea just came into my mind Wow I did not see that Where do you find these yard sales You mean your actors are "professionals in what they do"? They've been "working " since closed beta? Why morello of all people? My mom has been doing this her entire life and passed it on to me... I thought everyone knew this. Yeah, and then they also cut down more trees to make the "We didn't give the Amazon a Brazilian" message to cover everything up. whys that link purple Laptop ram isnt the same? When i bought 8gb last year they didnt ask which one the ram was for "Hot dog buns (white)" Why's that link purple Why would you harm my brain so!? And this link is now on my permanent browsing record!! seriously stunned 9 mill omfg Oh my god Dat tanline Don't be silly everyone knows that makes it overheat Wut why you put him? If you are not sure to the ide"ndity of stag&stow ...more shocked by the them old ladies responses. wow, how'd they forget to put a spear though that? I just realized now that it's not a true Martell sigil OOC: doesn't work for me? I honestly don't know... I've always been told I act more like a guy than a lady, so I can't really say what it is. Though people usually say it's more of a feminine guy \ Loki stealth, hit, stealth, hit...... I don't think so That's a beer I would drink. His face: "I will murder your derping family That got dark really fast. i thought EG were gonna make a comeback there WTF Finished my 8th run a couple months ago! Ready to go back already too What the fuck? They're tied for 1st in LCS right now I was once told by middle manager or executive that giving a significant raise would not be helpful, but in fact would be detrimental to the employee. After I gave the That wall of text Iron Trollem! Cower Knight? I'm frankly astonished that nobody jumped on the "Darude - Sandstorm" joke wagon Why do people use Lotion? 9th. I know something you dont... That's deep This wasn't a Grand Finals was it ? I have no recollection of that Wait, so your teacher lets you play normal Brawl, but no Brawl mods? How can he/she even tell the difference? Wow. Xat ... well that was lucky How did I not notice this That hell did I just watch? t( OP, have you really not thanked a single artist yet? "I love the way they scream!" My uncle asked me if I count it as cheating if my girlfriend kisses another girl. I was just like what the fuck He's only 12 Didn't know that , well that's weird you would just type it in? As a kid everyone would just say it's because I'm asian LOL but I think it's just that I'm good at drawing some things.. or decent at it. for whatever reason i am incredibly scared of moths The rape measure Lots of separate stages and what looks like a walkway Shouldn't you be in Camelot? A couple having sex on the rooftop. They got caught, and I think they were punished for being on the roof, and not for having sex Thats nice. So does my partner you need to check repeatedly to know what speed you're going? Can't you tell the difference between 30 and 40 mph? I believe my Dell T20 server is certified for 8 directions, I don't even know how to use more than 6 doesn't matter, thats not the real question here Or does it?!?! chucky. holy crap this has been the only movie to give me nightmares What?! How'd he get that girl? She's like Anne Hathaway and Andrea Barber had a baby They would find my collection of silicone figures... from Bad Dragon... Dude, are you me? Congratulations! You win the "Creep everyone the heck out" award. Well if you're shooting premium, no wonder. I was like, "How did they let you shoot at them so much?" Then I thought, I wonder if he used a lot of "gold"... 151,000 Wowww that was brutal Um. Now that they are meshing so many characters I'm kind of scared that they'll mash bowen marsh with samwell WOW your cleverness just blew my mind! Oh my gosh!!!! ...( As a 20-something, this just blew my mind And somehow this worked I live in Iowa and consistently have 64 ping I thought the same thing Unless I am actually a girl 260 Jon* WHO is dis kid anyway? First time I went to Australia and saw a dick smith store... Wait...so it just fell out... > But he asked me to meet him again and to date That's a lot of compression. Did that guy had pro-players sign in his body?! No one notices the sloth with the rapey look puling down her shirt?? I've got the 2013 Naga, not had any problems yet... In my country the expression for afternoon is 'after dinner'. It usually is conceived to take part after lunch. dude seriously go see a chiropractor and do yoga and get massages everyday wtf Haha, now that's going to be stuck in my head I don't know whether it's what you're talking about, but Hephaestus (Vulcan's Greek equivalent) did try to rape Athena once Wow, what do you play? Exclusively Face Warrior? ...No Exactly how high voltage? damn you did a lot of work This just changed the movies for me a bit. He's barely even coherent over on the Briggs subreddit when he shows up. wait, i played this have since the start of open beta and never noticed this WTF did i just watch Forgive my ignorance....but what is duping Thats ridiculous. How much freaking time did this take to make It needs to come.... I mean, the MM mask on ALBW, the 72th maiamai, Eiji Aonuma laughing when asked about the game, etc. They have been teasing us with this for a long time now, they better announce it! or else, someone is getting hurt I don't have a Google Plus account. Just Gmail, and it let me log in. Wtf is inferno online?? Is it that name of the cafe? Jesus Christmas could you imagine a dark and gritty reboot of that concept Please have insurance The end with the repeated 'baby' reminded me a of a Justin Bieber song. Aaaaaaaaalright, that's ernough internet for today Little pint-sized stalker. Hang on, that's a real card? It can I've seen it. Is Logan (L), Rashil, Michele, Altri, and Elimo a good team composition? Basically buff Logan and keep everyone alive What do you mean for telling a good/bad story/history? Where's your flair in Italy we have a "protected span" in the afternoon which should never air anything that is sensitive for children, but some things are considered too racy anyway even when in "seconda serata" (late night, literally 'second evening' bc it's what starts after primetime) and get censored - without logic though, for intance I distinctly remember that they aired the movie "Showgirls" starting at 11pm and it's full of titties all around, but at the very end of the movie there is a girl-girl kiss and they CUT IT even if by that point it must have been past midnight... ( How the hell are you a thing USA was all time a suspect country for me I guess I'm neither man nor woman since nobody has ever trained me to socialize Why did lemon build runaans on Irelia Why is this a gap we need to close? I can understand one's dislike for Third Classes, but what's wrong with multi client? How are you going to oxidize electrons???? Those masks have seen some shit. Waddle away What kind of porn are/were you guys watching?? Maybe I'm just ignorant, but I thought Chinese government was regurating internet-porn or porn production. I don't know much about China, and I'm curious Wait, path quests give normal exp? hi..? lurker hear. so ive never been totaly into fashion, i throw my hands up all my wardrobe really consistes of is cute dresses or a few pairs of jeans and alot of jumpers/teshirts and some shorts. im awful at it.. Yeah his Huge One month to go until SRS Where can you get a 1080p 120hz tv for ~250€? 1 min before game starts You can't pause in LoL? Whaaat? Why in the world does OP have a copy? I feel like I was the only one not expecting that to happen this episode...and I'm confused why people thought it even would 83 en 24 horas es poco? maybe? Mexican language? did you mean spanish? I could imagine Outlook, but if someone made a reddit *spreadsheet* view, I wanna see it Now my question is... will it have MP from the other Halos (including XBL Halo: CE!? If they included Halo 5 in this that explains wave lv1 , how do you explain not getting more in the stun till well past 16 How in the fuck would that be a QOL? so who is interested? and for when? and what..... So you get all this if you donate minimum 1$ Are you for real? OH GOD JUST GOT TO DRAWBAR Wow... or any ghosts at all in the water Ok I'm Catholic and this is the dumbest thing I've ever read well, i guess thats just me than. Mine just scaled up after a while, clicking the little i tells me how much bandwidth is needed Just so you can see strange rashes on other people? WAIT WHAT. IS THAT PICTURE HALO 2 ANIV?! Oh shit... I thought that was the proper thumbnail until I read this He owns the Sky? Why so much hatred Nami... I love pugs, but the one on the right looks like it came right from the depths of hell dont even want to know... Yes, and I recognize your name from the TF2 server Me too!! And it's gonna be a full moon! We're gonna turn into wereshibes [](/fluttershyhide "it's a fun game to see who uses this!") I'm surprised I could avoid it as long as I did! Yeah I agree, $10 is prob the most on standard shipping I've ever seen. But their shipping is alot faster than Nordstrom for me since I live in NYC! The Osbourne lippies I ordered this morning are expected to be delivered tomorrow I hope the internals is upgraded. Because if you use an 11.1lipo with stock internals, you're gearbox WILL fail. I have the same gun and i used an 9.6V battery, and the gearbox broke down twice already. Piston was torn in pieces. This gun is not made for full auto You can check the playlist for the full time, its about 18 hours The problem with music genres is that they're rather inconsistent. What i might call metal, someone else might call hardcore, while someone else might just call it rock. Oh gosh the second one when the bear finally catches the monkey was blocked instantly I wouldn't be trippin' on that one either way, brother. you just reminded me Same here. I can't stand having a shovel before my axe You know, I'm pretty sure that people have been referring to the Bible in defense of slavery since long before even the U.S.A's Revolutionary War. You know, a whole lot of us see no problem with doing both. It's not like Jesus said to 'Help others, but only with these particular dog-eared dollars." If it bothers you so much, then just think of them as regular taxes, and keep doing your own thing. I really don't see why it should be a point of distress that the government is taking care of people also. I'm confused; are you actually asserting that driving cars, using plastic grocery bags, and drinking soda do not frequently harm society? But what if the arbiter is evil? Woah "DO I HAVE A FUCKING PIN IN MY HEAD? The ghost is freaking me out I keep picturing this with Comic Book Guy in mind. Fluffer?... I totally didn't notice that your amp was sideways and had a theremin on top. I thought the amp was a speaker cab and the theremin was the amp head. Now, everyone is like: That's pretty cool too! What if all their numbers were negative? Chevelle has a subreddit?! Is your Reddit acount dead, man!? Are you saying I'm crazy? How is it a contradiction? Exactly, and you might find that your gas line is 1/2" of flex pipe that your previous owner used. People are giving their SSN to these websites? ...you're picturing her brother giving you a bj? Oh my god did M.C. Escher build that track?!?!?!? And I almost wet myself... Dat stick save doe Oh man, I was going to reward myself for finishing the school quarter this week. Looks like I should get on that How do you check your cervix? I see women mentioning this all the time, but I guess my fingers are just not long enough He actually delivers.. Like 2 years after it's overdue? Oh my god that bike is amazing I can see forever GRAPHIKZ ARE TOOO MUCH Okay :) this is so weird, I just deleted the friend card that said you still needed to add me, and added you again, it still isn't working D: maybe it needs time to show up. this has never happened to me before though. You're not OP... I haven't had plans for like a week.... Well hello crazy eyes. That's funny, I don't remember saying that reposts are okay. The yellow line by her feet disappears when he picks it up... I've just cancelled my Patreon investment and fathered Chris' 4th child Pun intended? ITS NOT FOR TREES IN OUR LAWN?? Ok I did not know about that. I thought it would be a lot more like a business where it can be as simple as "fuck you get out." But that's a relief. And you sort of described what my mother did last time I went...holy shit made a ship JUST like this Don't worry, she'll get something in return... 35-man rosters?! WTF God that is terrifying... No offense, but this kinda sounds like a set-up for a murder or something That would also depends on the species, though. I mean, if that was 6g of Psilocybe Cyanescens... Pretty much. I was confused at first because I was expecting C1 to be a valid trigger note, when apparently only C4+ or something worked. I figured something else was the problem THE FUCK? I'm an obese fat-ass with an appetite too big for my own good, but I can't even comprehend how somebody could eat that much food, even if it were fruit! ( Michael Phelps is pretty fast Someone please show me where the seams are. It's too good Yesterday I had a Vayne with 9 cs at 10 mins. I am in that exact same position as he is right now. That is one hell of a snowboarding injury White blood cell? Does joining a server earlier really make you have higher reach? where did you get it from? how much does it cost. it's.... beautiful Sorry, it seems like somehow my ass typed this. I have no idea how it has submitted I broke up with an Australian girl with suicidal tendencies once Make him like that in game and maybe he wont look like a bromo no more. I just realized they both like toys. Still.... 500kg draw weight? jesus christ. Wow, I had no idea "villages" existed. Are you in my bedroom? As an alternative. I had a ruptured ovarian cyst that wouldn't quit bleeding and the ER doctor told me I was just having my period. The nurse behind him had checked my lower abdomen, seen how distended the one side was and how much pain I was in....the look on her face when he said that was hilarious. She kind of tilted her head and had this look lol nah about 8 of them, to many for my taste and for my PC boxes. But they can totally dominate this world. You watch, next champion team is 6 Cherubis XD anyway I'm passing out, I'll check with ya tomorrow, just find out eggs can get pokerus I worked at a tech company called Palantir very briefly, as a temp worker. They fed everyone from the CEO to the janitor equally well. Lobster, lambchop, roast chicken, etc. for lunch every day. Really Shouldnt it be over by now? In French? Imagine what kind of gravitational waves that kind of merge produces. Just imagine a huge "plop" sound throughout spacetime Really? It's not disappointing...or disheartening? You *love* it? 110 points in 6-minute quarters should i click just no or is it safe to click yes? That train ending OMG that's creepy! At first i was like Then i was like i have a 6 link solaris so basically shavs for poor guys but still -60% chaos res with no life reg only leech what happens when i leave the fight wont i die Also im wight if any one is going to ask.... ( That user name.. I see on the "box", it says dvd. In what Universe is she ~average~ in the US? What happened to her in the end? Usually necrotic tissue is cut off, but.... Theres something in the hole I don't know if you're joking or not WTF da fk You killed curiosity Does it say watch out you Arabs on the top left?? So much transfer Oh, oops, maybe ot was sometbing else I was loking at in the store, and not a stingray. I saw the he DNA20 while there too and that was going for 130 or something Somehow, every time someone does this the link for blue link is blue, while the one for purple link is purple i forgot to do this this year The even can afford money? Ah...time to abandon reddit and go back to 4chan Are you implying that Jayce outscales Susan? You mean its up? Toilet paper This was a big thing in my house. I am currently living with my parents and they are addicted to carbs. My parents bought ice cream bars and when I first saw them, I'm pretty sure I was just You are in complete darkness. Water up to your chest. FOR 3 DAYS! the tight air bubble compartment the smells and in the pitch dark can hear the sound of your crew mates being eaten? The comment was deleted. What'd they say? I'd prefer to donate money to help people with cancer, and keep my hair on my head HOLY Make what stop? i could deal with the downtime for black alistar Keeping the I5 but adding the SSD and Monitor takes me to 900£ Good lord. What mod is that monster tree from? Whoa? How do the amiibos work with Yoshi and Toad games...?? That could actually be potentially super cool. I don't have to wait until the 28th, but that's really strange. They said "Worldwide release" again, but Eu gets it a week later than everyone else. I don't even understand that. Fun story: A guy hit on me and I turned him down saying "I will never ever fuck you." His response "Everyone fucks me in the end." Holy shit, BXR with Scuf controllers, you can choose what the paddles do, so you could spam it without letting go of the thumbstick I see what you did there Dude...wtf It sounds like aside from the OS and lack of sim-locking, the specs are worse than those of my old (mid 2011) Droid 3. What? I'm confused now Commonly known as princess disease. When I have been on dates with Korean men they are like your paying your part what w8 why even the Luigi death stare Gast, ik ben die gene op de Nederlandse forum you never been to a titty bar before ? Hahah, thanks for the offer, but I literally just decided I'll do HP Ice treeckos, but getting the female turned me off last time I attempted I actually didnt know this whos mad? not me Or... maybe they are visiting right now... but they can't tell us because it would fuck all and implode the universe or some shit like that What if he was a sage ( I bet she never throws another party for him. Who said this was about you You played Jump&Runs with pen and paper?! It actually took me two days (well, about 3 hours of total rage-y gameplay) to complete that level - didn't want to tone it down only because I suck at playing it. And wanted to make sure that it's possible to beat from start to end without any development cheats. And good, since one guy completed in 15 minutes after first try... The really really bad history that caused my grandma to cause serious psychological damage to her kids therefore causing us damage her grandkids. My mom raised 4 girls and she was an insane alcoholic growing up. We are all older now but there are some serious issues in all of us. After years of therapy I've realized my grandma is the elephant in the room we don't talk about. I have one sister who is an insane alcoholic who lost all her kids last year besides one. The other sister is a functioning alcoholic who recently just got back with the boyfriend who almost killed her 8 years ago(not to mention before that how she used to beat on her kids and cps was called). The other sister wants everyone to be happy and refuses to see the issues at hand. My brother I found out here recently is an alcoholic as well. My mom though still a drinker is pretty much seeking therapy but hasn't stopped drinking. I'm so glad I don't talk to these people Gorgeous... It worked Zombie Ninjas? hmm, now that you mention it, it is alot of gold to trade over, maybe I should just take the other option or gems? i'm right there with you Or maybe, he's waiting for ww3 to make hl3 I am not quite sure what i should use this for 43% headshot. yeah, i need a gamer girl as well Zyra. Wait, you know him? according to some reports, over 2600 jihadists freed from jails, and $400 million in cash stolen by ISIS from government buildings and banks. i think the better solution is that the noobs start to watch pro streams that they actually learn how to play the game The dude in the bushes isn't exactly being subtle... I don't think he wants to be... I just realized... Is this Helix canonically supposed to be the same helix Red had? If so, how am I supposed to put this Helix in the Park?! 5-6/10 guy here. A few hookups, handy in the IDF from a coworker, and been banging a woman who recently told me she is married. TF... Actually I'm an undereater... It's strange, but I need to eat more My grandpa did this to my best friend when we were 14 for years! He would call me up and ask if she was getting prettier and last time we were there asked her to run away with him and get married when i put " Who is they? Thanks, I didn't feel like sleeping tonight anyway Aren't you? whats confusing about that? it was actually really confusing to me to have a movement command not on my mouse are you his alt? He should have wrote Nintendo 64 on top of it. Second shooting in two years not that far from my house. I clicked 'play' Look where his hand is at. I got pulled over in FC because my month tag was wrong (I'd changed vehicles but kept the plate, and forgot to ask for a replacement tag to match the registration month). The cop grilled me for a good 20 minutes as it seemed like he thought the vehicle must have been stolen. He kept on thanking me for being honest with him, so much that I was pretty sure he thought I wasn't. After that show, I'm flying to ABGT100. Pricey weekend wow i didn't even notice The oddest part for me has to be that he has built in Aghas lines, yet he doesn't have an upgrade yet Then why are we still here? Why aren't we bombarding her Twitter for answers? [meta] Jeez, he has an 11-year old daughter? What is the point of this post Believe it or not, i went outside. Wow I just sold mine today I was digging through my comment history and this is the second time you've hatched a shiny while I'm waiting to help you I actually just found that by googling "sneaky crab"... I think it fits the bill quite well it's beautiful! Why did you tell them to take their panties off? I too love the music That'd be weird Those are some pretty crappy graphics for 2014 to be honest. Also, why bother playing Magic if you're not using the cards? God no! You need 12 surgeries and 12 stasis chambers for Advanced Surgery, which replaces the OTS Rapid Recovery. I had to raid 2 alien bases to get enough Not all the way over, but spend some time refreshing and I might have to throw out the old samples as I'm not entirely sure what they are. Anterograde amnesia really did a number on me. I somehow didn't record things in my lab notebook but on random sheets of paper and somewhat illegible too. 32.5k karma o_O holy crap Iran...? Dafuq? The Spurs are playing with an intensity I don't think I've ever witnessed a team play with in all my years watching basketball. It's jaw-dropping. Danny Green actually made a floater instead of airballing it Your overview... Tony Parker hasn't even scored |Spread some fuckin' Aloha. Those vote counts... 7/7 i think. This is like nothing I have seen before in a game like this. They are shooting the lights out. 19/21 just reading the wikipedia page of heathen and there's a lot of dead band members It was rather a joke Is that drop dead fucking fred I was mesmerized by this, I've seen it in theaters but I seriously stared for like a full minute. Something tells me we may be just a little bit angry about that game 2 loss MIDNA WAS CONFIRMED!? I love reading these physics articles but has this subreddit died? I see almost no comments here anymore and I used to really enjoy their opinions on the articles. Jesus that's quite unexpected THURSDAY No unique passives?! Tried to find the expiration date on mine, couldn't find it! Hmm. I've been waiting for Type-0, but I'm not really wanting it enough to warrant getting a PS4 for it or importing a copy of the PSP version for using the translation patch with. Still, it's nice to see this happen, but couldn't they have mentioned it before the fan translation came out? well, damn i was going to to make a tasteless joke about OP's mom, but then realized, i would be talking about my mom Wow, that actually sounds pretty good, I'll have to look it up. Oh, Lol hahahahaha! Same feels! I guess seeing some requests post that I don't understand, I see red. Lol, I should just stick to hiding and not commenting when I'm in that mood. I see how Reddit changes people. First of all: Lasers Good god... you've just spawned the holy grail of RuneScape ideas my friend. how can someone lose against bots that much? ( Friend gave me about a 2 week supply of estrogen to try. It was like my brain/intellect was superpowered. I didn't even know that was possible in snake How do you know.. Horse is so fucking hot wish I was that wolf Windows Games Post up your vape stand too *laughs hilariously at funni maymay xd cx lele I want to watch it now I'm watching this right now, just as I clicked, this exact scene came on. My friend once asked our teacher: "Were their trees in the dinosaur period?" It's a bit weird though cuz the site lists the division as 22.5, 12.5, 7.5, 5.0, 1.25, 1.25, but that together adds up to 50K, not the 80K which they say is the base prize pool. The updated division with community funds adds up to 102Kish, not the 130K they say is in the total prize pool. Is there something that I'm missing here..? Why do you have a knife in your pocket Que? No hablos espanol! Dem legs... in those pants. Fuck dude. Damn I'm a what now? Krillin looks like the hero oh god realy Where do you live that has bats just chilling around?? This would involve getting hugs first. OMG. OMFG! srsly oO? This will be awesome Is that Lydia? Looked at the foundation one and I can't believe I've got so many right... even the ones i guessed. I still haven't figured out how to visit others (i do have neighbours) or how to have visitors. Was not even aware that visitors can do such things on my hacienda... So my boss decide to pop in for the first time since I began this job and gives me a Norton Anti-virus CD... He tells me to install it and remove the old F-Secure anti virus that's on the laptop.... only problem is that the laptop they've given me doesn't have a CD-ROM drive I have at least 50 perfect 5IV on that spreadsheet and you don't want any of them? He actually delivers.. Like 2 years after it's overdue? Holy crap You think 1000 keys for this knife is high? I was amazed when I played against Karthus for the first time. At first it was like "how the fk did I die? > Yeah I knew MML was in the future (or standalone at worst). Wouldn't have made much sense otherwise. I just didn't know about the MMZX Humanoid progression part. I knew very little about the games since when they were released I didn't have a DS. I should probably try to see if I can get my hands on them. I also haven't played x7 or 8 yet either. redditor and league player what do you expect Can he World's tastiest dildo Now I'm curious who deleted their comment wow you guys have a toxic fluff tag I read the upvotes as a 9 instead of 6 after reading that More! Herblore That's borderline illegal too house of blues I see really scary face Her E being pointless Prior to Heart of the Swarm my RTS experience consisted of my brother and I playing Age of Empires when I was a kid (30 years old now From your experience, I suddenly found myself angry and I haven't even searched for the movie yet. ( That's essentially what I used it for when I had to remove a bunch of small trees and shrubs from the top of the sand mound. For some reason, the people who lived here previously didn't take care of anything, and the person who built the place put the sand mound in the woods. hes got the dreamiest eyeballs What exactly would I be farming at 60, though? there wasn't even time enough for you to read the whole thing and you already flame the whole thing Could it be.. Zelda and Link's child...? How very in character Older than the internet He has a *name*, you know! Would it hurt you so much to *use* it?? and put theam as close to your harddrive as you can You mean... People on the internet would lie? Dear God. I was wondering that too. I guess it does happen. And they wonder how these crazy wildfires start It's a shame that this game almost didn't hit the funding goal on kickstarter This reminds me of my one neighbour, who once asked me in the hallway if I was the one stealing her shoes ( That is actually something that is pretty rare, I've always had 4-5 kanji choices at the bottom That writing on the Windows phone is just wow. My god. ooh that sucks Huh. That's a very odd one! You wouldn't have thought there would be multiple people having a wank to non sexualised my little ponie That's true for me too... even on comment karma... shit couldn't be more accurate, it's just disgusting imagining yourself touching that thing Yeah Mineral in particular! Also, Texas is the Reason, Christie Front Drive, Vitreous Humor, Boilermaker, Braid... lots of great 90s emo stuff. That's what I go to. Confession: I'm not up on recent emo. ( I think you looked in his comment history and saw that a year ago he posted that he was 34.... BAC 17 calls: 0.08. 16.50 calls: 0.09. Did what you asked. .. We're making a big move across the country on Saturday (from TX to MO-with a 4 month old Sell your companions' bodies instead. Srsly -you'd be amazed what people want a Trandoshan for .... and as for Bowdar Distopian Future: "People were allowed to have money!?" I'm in Italy and I have the same ping as before THAT IS EXACTLY TRUE. I forgot, schools out for summer Does one of them carry falciparum? I don't know if I'd call it discrimination. I have been asked if I was old enough to have a job, told I look 16, etc. I also used to get a lot of comments about my weight (I'm pretty thin in addition to being petite). One customer at my job asked me what size pants I wear. LOL I am sorry but, what's wrong with just asking a simple question? Instead of answering a question, you've decided to just attacking others based on a question. What's wrong with you man? What's wrong of asking a question? Where did he say it's because it's japanese it MUST be naruto music? Also why is Naruto is being one of the "disliked" series? I made these a couple days ago and they are AMAZING. My brother isn't doing keto and when I told him that each one has about 10g of fat in it his face was like ...But it's not. You even said that it didn't make you cringe. His raging so hard, he is on fire Its just a high ways to go for the drop. Otherwise its so much fun. I'm more scared of that rotating thing that swings so high up back and forth you actually feel like its gonna break Uh ok? well yes the standard Rubicon also does. The X you are paying for just some bumpers and badges So a good sun worshiper went INSANE because he teamed up with a dark magic user and 2 criminals for a few weeks? Is... is that Kim Jong Un in the corner!? you seem to be implying you can't play online on the wii-u why is that MS-1 OMG that cornbread!! My penis is... never mind Something tells me it's not sugar that those things are made of At the **same time**. Yeah, I wore DC's Pistolas towards the end of my cycle (on the days leading up to the red tide and during) and my skin emphasized different notes everyday My t.v and kitchen are near each other and i just- DIE SPRACHE, SIE FREUT MICH They kept making pronunciation jokes, yet *no one* mispronounced it, not even the girl. No. Why would they ban me? I know people that insist that a hike or ride can be mostly downhill when it starts and ends at the same location. Do you live alone? wtf Oh my He sucker-punched her Flameslash with Sacred Fire We did. Also, Flameslash had SACRED FIRE for some reason! There are windows phones? Whoever markets their products needs to get fired. I mean...I know for a fact that my old vet in MD was given free sample packages of Science Diet to give out to customers to recommend they'd get it. That's not the ending. He's wasn't the last What is going on the this thread You are being watched You just doxxed somebody on Reddit. Yeah, I would definitely play this. The RV is here. Or, you know, maybe the PT's range is just too large. As someone who played robo maybe even more than other classes combined, I've often had " xD figured as much but thought I'd put it out there. Also I only make palettes on Beautylish when I get bored of work and need a quick break... might be weird if someone walked into my office and I had a dozen eyeshadow palettes open on my desk! a kik? You are Celestiu Me too... and up untill now it never bothered me :/ Holy crap I am picturing Metagross in a little ballerina tutu right now he has dead eyes I wonder if it's on netflix 40 pages is a typo right? How are you guys getting all the stupid evo mats? If I need 40 crabs for a 50% chance thats 120 sapphilits wait wait waitwaitwait...so you're saying there might be some dumb logic to all of this? Uh the dude with two dicks has been punched? Are they called mayflies because they're prominent in May.. I think they manually have to verify accounts, no?. I. Am. So. Happy. I had to remove your post because you removed the image. Or maybe your so good in the bedroom she literally couldn't think straight? I think Aooo finally succeeded. What the f**k did I just read? Holy fuck, dude. DAT ASS And I'm just making the point that a woman with a gun has a lot higher chance. And "how" it gonna get these attacks? Apparently so! I was watching a video and this girl started shaving her thighs. I was like " Its worse when you walk on the beach in sandals and it goes in between your toes was there ever a follow up on the someone-is-living-in-my-walls story? I've never had that happen. I guess I got confused by Pence getting hit by batted balls a few times. Are they trying to model blood volume too? I'm reading this R5 and I'm going "wat" "wat" "wattttt" the entire time. Like seriously. Holy fucking shit. Was Buddha black then? Or when you're an adult... So... unfortunate, then? I'm watching you Does this make me black now? Whoa, that's super awesome. Yes. I came back here to post this. Also, part of the reason it frightened me so badly was that she bears an uncanny resemblance to an exgirlfriend. ummm yes it is. it's healthy even at 5'4" No its not. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about with no medical knowledge. This isn't a matter of your opinion. Any health care provider would tell her she could stand to lose 10-15 lbs and be healthier. " Wat. I'm in New Zealand I'm the same So, he's a Catholic but also a Calvinist with a thing for Ayn Rand. Tails? Anyone? Rayman? Bomberman? I dont really remember many newspapers I've read that have pictures of dead children What if that person is the group leader I was at a school fire-drill during teh urn wat, hes alive What? Is it just me or did that video sound like sexual intercourse It's ... beautiful Yeah we won't get there if that keeps up. Shots were 41-19. Those games OP delivered! Den var der før du skrev din kommentar Oh great, thanks. What the hell is Star Wars doing on BM homepage? Cool how she calls her bf a douche.. True love. Just realized Matthew Broderick was the voice of Simba and plays Inspector Gadget. Holy crap it's real No, you're right. BO1k. Worlds ends when the next worlds begins. WE MUST FIND THE BEST! THERE CAN ONLY BE 1! ( W-wait, there are CHAT ROOMS IN THIS GAME? That's almost my daily allotted calories for me. Exactly. I was like "what dragons? I thought we got a problem with corrupt ministers trying to KILL THE QUEEN HERE!!! HELLO???" I agree! Add the amazing story and cutscenes to the gameplay = If you removed the bottom HDD tray, would you be able to fit it there? I don't know if I'm more impressed by the fact a Punjabi broadcast exists or by the fact such beards exist. But Usa isn't an old lady Alright, got it. Last question: How are teams sorted into their original groups in the first place? If its a blueball then why is cum dripping from everyone... It was a trick, those shifty mods holy carp. I scrolled through 153 pictures! Didn't even realise. Jesus christ I stand corrected..... This thread sounds like 2 parrots chatting by repeating the same things over and over my mom I tagged you in RES as "Teacher" a few days ago because of that one thread, and it kinda scares me how often I see you in AskReddit So apparently Mazzerin is CW sub? I'm so relieved you specified that it was sand Im a Vi main and i would throw my wallet at Ritos faces if they made this "Trigons are over 3 each" Ctrl+Mousewheel? I think it's crazy how similar some of the models look compared to eq2's models I'm a huge fan of Rise Against and I agree there, but damn, I don't think MCR even released 5 real albums before they broke up? Conventional Weapons? I've never listened to it.. Is it good? Is it? Is it REALLY? you are an ele shaman and cant find peopel to do them with? you can hit like 1 button and do more damage than any other dps in challenge modes I was thinking the new yankee workshop or some such thing. Dude was a master carpenter. DAT TEAM Why so many laptops? I just learned that apparently 牛逼 (niúbī = cow cunt) means "awesome". I think I'd suck that 3 times a day ... Holy fuck, I never noticed how absolutely excellent the audiodesign in this game is! That engine acceleration sound @03:29-03:40 And since then everyone learned it's easier to buy your friends Wait... I was in this? Where how do other people pronounce different subreddits? what do i do if cw forfeits Money withdrawn from a stock account isn't taxed upon withdrawal either. Only the profit is taxed. Come on now. Apparently we should be using knives and running naked to really "get gud"... Every true believer must have one > What info did you put in I went in there. Fell down a hole. Shrugged and kept going fell down *anothed* hole. Noped out with a homeward bone when I saw some weirdass jumping spider beasts Oh, it gets better. He also said abstinence-only sex ed works, and he knows this because he never got pregnant. WTF, it is still on Steam too. Not that I have seen..yet. I found it online. So you're tiny? Because offshore, very heavy is regular. When all the fat blokes have to sit at the front of the chopper, I know instantly I'm at the back, and my BMI is about 24 Lol... she found a venue to listen to live, grown folks' music and found a man there... then he started acting crazy & she had to dump him what are you trying to say Ok... Uh, wow, that's oddly specific. How long did this take you? I see this all the time, especially over on TRP, and it just boggles my mind. First of all, the so called rule of 'don't be unattractive' still applies here, imo, and secondly, are we supposed to be happy that we can have sex with some random guy? Gotcha. Yeah, I have a hard time separating my sadness and understanding that it's just a reaction to xyz. It may be the bipolar, though, as I'll get delusions where I'll believe that whatever mood I'm in at that moment, is the mood that will stay with me forever. So if I'm happy, everything is perfect and I don't even have to take my medicine! And if I'm depressed, there's nothing anyone can do ever to help me and I'll just be like this until my miserable life is over. Number 38... Is korra metal bending? How did you know > How did you know Are you indicating you'll trade a copy of Tropic for 1 Tf2 key? There's zombies Alaska? Woah woah woah. What and how ... what? Woah So you seriously can't wait 24-48 hours to cash in $5? More detailed than being able to cast his spells into the game? Neat Wow What are those function keys? It seems like some iPad keyboard... WOooooo, that life savings bet came through! It's a conspiracy theory that the current president of Zimbabwe is dead. dat phreak face I was. I think I'm starting to feel little kicks Don't you have a mono team of any element except earth? I can't see it :( It demands that I log in, and I don't do social media I wasn't a crazy babysitter until I met one kid -- I wasn't allowed to spank him, but apparently he was allowed to hit and bite me? I can't even believe the amount of these $2 finds on this sub atm. Wow 11 minutes off of 3 games on the biggest stage. Would be interested to see a compilation of his off ball D against Sixers/Bucks/Magic etc. If he can't even get motivated to hustle in the Finals, what does his D look like against tanking teams Oh god, that guy looks intense! How do you eat them? Um, yes. Well, I still have the rest of the bar to eat. It might grow on me. Also, yeah, I had some 72% not that long ago and it was really sweet to me. I wonder what eating milk chocolate again would be like now I felt the same the first couple of days. My record is 20 wpm, but around 15 wpm is the average. I seriously hope this is worth it But *you* can not be batman or Alan That website design tho This, i don't mean to be rude, but unless you don't plan on raiding or doing any PVE/PVP this should be your highest priority until they're maxed( which will take many months), why would you even think about spending it on a gathering tool My friend's mom found $9,000 hahahaha tim duncan's face I really need to know where to get one of you. How do peoples' tanks aim that fast? Woooooo!! \\ _( ....that sounds like escapism my friend. It will be funny though, if the players are dancing to Doki Doki Morning. :D Just imagine that scenario in the field. Holy shit. An I the only one who can't even finish the second PE question? So I said this kinky guy (based on his profile) looked good. He said "Thanks. Wish you had grown up next door to me." And I told him that most guys don't like my kinks and then he responded with this. I have no doubt you your look like this the whole time Okay, if you don't see 'ill effects' here, then what pictures are *you* looking at? Those are the only Pokemon games that I ever played with my dad, too. wait you're a Freshman? Ghost Chilies can KILL you??? Maybe she performs well with an audience? you watched a fleet foxes concert Wait 37K I was all " Never seen anything like that before that face You could give Aion a shot. It runs on pretty low end hardware (I've been playing on a laptop with an i3, 4gb of ram, and Intel HD integrated graphics) and it doesn't run too bad, actually. The game is a huge download, though (I downloaded it overnight then saw that the folder for the game was 54 GB I have no words. Jeez, your parents didn't have much faith in your brother to think he might have molested you, did they? Imagine if he learns to control this power! His opponents will have to CS behind T2 towers the entire game It's going ok so far, although have to say that the sprint/squat wod of last Wednesday was killing after the leg training the day before eh? you don't have to hold down 2 mouse clicks, just hold down right click and let go, it throws it Graduated at a young age too, but god damn, that's like WOW. I don't even know how he was able to do it. You need to tell them so they don't keep driving around with that ... She beat Zelda II? Was it an eyelash pore that got infected or was it the whole eye?? Jebus, that picture is such a high resolution. Friday the 13th You were 12??? Anyone notice there was 3 new DEX Boost traits added too? Is Ninja going to be DEX Based I would honestly like to run the Turing test on Grey. I want to know if he could be identified as human Can it really happen? Can they take a home I will legally fully purchase? If so, that's a scary thought... Holy crap I don't remember being subscribed to this blog... Never looked at it like that You're surprised that shivan dragon is in a core set? what maybe that message was supposed to be received by future generations and the Star Wars movies were a documentary on what happened hello everyone im xxminecraft32man24b (aka pimp dougy d) and i would like the chance to have a girlfirend you must be into vampires and have big blowjob lips. You must also have a clean face no acne bitches. I am a cat person and i depsretlly need a girlfrinend i live in my mothrs basement and im a huge fan of starwars and star treck im into cosplay sex and i have gotten tons of internet pussy but i want the real deal pcoket poussies arent the same anymore for me please help a worthy cause i am also very well built whenever i take off my shirt girls compliment my body so that would be a plus for you:) just saying and i know how to show someone a good time a typical date would be dinner in my basement followed by tour of my star wars figures and then we get down and dirty with my mom. She is really into three ways and BBC i get tons of black guys at my house and they always leave after even though they say they will stay until Woong comes out of retirement to go back to his old top lane days OMG what an awesome sto... Wait what?! Just don't recreate the webcomic with photo's... Especially if you have a hipster mustache. What kind of monitor are you using How do you remember your username? Let the girl take care of it maybe? Unless the guy is getting aggressive or physical then she's an adult and I'd assume can handle herself You use the same on for both areas? Ooh ooh, I just made an order from MoYou this week! Your plates are great and thanks for the mad reassurance that the plates are good quality! I also have some tabs open for a Bundle Monster order, namely the 2013 complete set, I'm a little overwhelmed though, I haven't checked out yet. Maybe I should wait until I receive my MoYou order before I purchase from Bundle Monster. Because I'm also waiting to receive an order from Born Pretty and Light in the Box. Yikes. Yeah I'm very confused, I train mainly MT, Wrestling and BJJ...and I've never had the urge to beat up random people or training partners to a pulp in a bar/alley that these people on the FB page speak of, is there something they know about MMA that I don't? I just realized that panther is a shapeshifted druid You are back! Why are they not wearing seatbelts? I had to go buy some more makeup this weekend. I think I'm going to go get new brushes and sponges too... "i'm pregnant" - That is a beautiful knife... I didn't even notice the legs ...aaaaand I just pictured Gaston 'Eiffel-Towering' those hot blonde triplets on a 'Beast Rug' How the hell is anyone with like 50k followers and BBCR1 support underground? Holy shiat ! I have to agree with you. Playing as adc with support Nidalee is the one of worst things in hystory of Leagoe of Legends !! ( Woah , so many "of"s ... am I doing it right?! ( I kissed my sister-in-law on her lips on her wedding day. In front of her husband. It was just a peck, but I had been telling her jokingly that I was going to do it and her & her husband was just like eh,but everyone was more WoooooW It just hit me Tay Zonday's "Chocolate Rain" is Dies Irae assuming he's not dating his sister.... This post made me realize that I interpreted it all wrong. I thought the OP was saying "k" is how he responds dismissively to his gf when she's upset. I was thinking, "What kind of child brags about this being his response? And why are so many people up voting it?!" I watched my dog take one of those dissolving packing peanuts out of a package I received and ate it like it was a cheesy Yeah, that I knew about. Wasn't planning on going to the Ruins That tower must belong to you now What's an easier way to access it than the internet Is there some connection between Oprah and BSG that I'm missing here? Either way he still has the... Right... Stuff. I did once because I have such a crappy memory Hmm, i have you tagged as ''WoT guy'' it...it looks like flying metal penis.. I love how the second dog pops up and is like " and see your secret identity I just sneezed so loud that I think they heard it in Africa I'm building a city Thank god no injury, How do you even trigger cymbals that close without accidentally triggering the others long time "thinking about it" lurker. it's hard to grasp going somewhere and socializing ... like talking... like ... face to face I surprised I haven't seen the theory that Scar could be considered the good guy. Taken from a kinda socioeconomic perspective. In the beginning the hyenas are banished to an area with little food and are basically hungry all the time, essentially poor (the idea of racism has been brought up before because they are voiced by minorities). Scar overthrows the separatist regime and instates himself, allowing hyenas and lions to live side by side, on equal ground, and for awhile at least the hyenas aren't starving all the time. This added influx collapses the savannah, ie not enough food to go around. Scar continually tries to get the lionesses to accept the hyenas, which they don't because the hyenas are the 'problem'....allowing for Simba to come in and have the lionesses on his side and easily take over and enforce separatism once again. He even convinces the hyenas to kill Scar themselves, keeping blood off his hands. So the moral would be kids, keep them lower class/minorities in their place, they deserve what they get. Wow That summer one... so one side is an Eren vs. Levi wet tshirt contest and the other features Levi and Mikasa mid-air, slicing watermelon for Eren using their goddamned 3DMG... Note the now missing Favorites and History tabs. sweden and swiss is the same thing It sounds like this is also the first time he's ever held an autograph session. How in hell didn't you keep your coin for next turn nova there is a new Homeworld comming? Why did I not get that before? Those legs Pinky on Shift, usually for sprinting and the likes... Crouch and reload are always mapped to my mouse, though. I think my favorite review was for Pan Seared Tuna. The girl gave it one star because "the tuna was raw". omg Is this the "if only somebody would have slept with Eliot Roger" argument? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. The last two weddings I went to, we had much larger slices of cake than that. Wowh that's a very kind gift I asked someone this question at the bar last night. He wanted to overdose on heroin while fucking a big black hooker with huge tits and a huge ass. We argued about who should be on top. I argued that she should be so that she could get off on his stiffened dead dick and he said fuck her, I'm on top, I die the way I want. I said, you mean flop on her awkwardly? He said, It will give her something to talk about. Great team! Vasili looks likea giant compared to the rest of the team lol Excuse me but how is that better than Generosity? Do you? I really like this look! If I added a darker crease, it'll make my already small eyes look smaller ;P But I love your lashes too ghosties!!! Logical Journey of the Zoombinis I played soccer for like 8 seasons and I didn't know it mattered when the ball was kicked. I used to just throw my change wherever, my little brother would take it. Last Christmas my mom got me a piggybank (I'm 21 Good heavens, you're ALL lurking... But... why? Its summer, I picked the worst time to quit, I have so much time to spare despite real life. Better question is why last player have not picked yet? Holy shit. You look like a completely different person That's cool, I'm semi connected in the area. I think that just comes with being in the south, you network socially a little different. We probably have a few friends in common 0_o... Or we are friends and we didn't realize it... ooc: Not sure if a cannon any size bigger would be able to fit through the front door. That moment when you find out lion king was the disney version of Hamlet. so Glasseater was first, thx for 19 Tradeoffers Was he trading that many? All I see is That is a monster Cahill and Jara? WTF? Same here. Will look into it, and the threaded version wouldn't matter to me since suppressors are illegal in Canada. go for it bruh i can wait for another. i have 6 lol R/abrathatfits suggested a 36F when I've been wearing 36C forever. I don't even know what Darshan Deori is I choose 666. I would shop with Zucker because he would want to go shopping in the best stores of all -- RESTAURANTS!!! We would eat all the sushi there is! Really? Err Yoshida already said the Chocobo is beautiful the way it is Doesn't matter what o_o you won't get marriage until at least one ship is 99, unless you spend real life money, and hatsushimo is a horrible ship That's a shitting ton of components to burn out But will I accept yours? How can you play with a reflective screen? I don't think I've ever asked to win every match in any game ever. That'd be dull all hell. It's a drop too? Why is this bad though? I always thought chia seeds were good for you but apparently they make you have diarrhea? Really surprising that people don't know this Mars Attack and Child's Play. I had nightmares after watching. Wait... ghost peppers... aren't those the ones that are like a billion times more spicy than anything? That's still really good temps How... What... This is gonna be me in a few days Three keyboards but only one mouse? oh my god Damn, we don't have that in the Bronx OP better hope that's not true....I'll be checking our repost script shortly I report my premade friends for being d-bags or verbal abusing randoms not as a joke They made iron trimmed? Its just Vechs and Zisteau, I have no idea who you'd be seeing I literally just restarted Sapphire ER MAH GERD!! We are in sync. Not sure if Bob would appreciate Wehner telling everyone there's no lead in his pencil Never saw it before. Really. Considering the sheer numbers of reposts that make it to the front page, kinda ironic that a comment gets slagged for being a repeat. Wait, the shredder has splash? true, we've been commenting to each other a lot today TIL I'm pretty much the stereotype of the Rom-Com fat slob comic relief guy. Look in the settings. Foxace Blueray. also, if any mods see this, are you allowed to challenge on retired maps? I was thinking 45 might be retired but i think it's actually currently in rotation. Could a team theoretically make a challenge on mars ball? FOR WHAT? Pussy skin His videos are always weird... but I can't stop watching Oh man, I feel old since I still have those games... Oh snap. If villages weren't hard to find, they wouldn't be exciting, would they? YOU LIE!!! When I feel like a dirty old man when I look at an attractive teenage girl, I'm 28. Chase half of this is during palace *o_O 0_O 0-O Puppuli is AAP AresxHel dance \ scylla the horror WTF I have a bottle of the stuff, and last time I drank it was a month ago with three friends (two females, one male). One of the females entered femi-nazi mode and started arguing with the male that women are much better than men, and then she doesn't remember how she got home. The male later got all horny and started doing sexy dances for his girlfriend (the other female)... and for me My jaw dropped when I saw a new Fatal Frame. I was genuinely surprised by that For a second I thought you meant the VS, but yeah it makes sense if the VS reflects, and that's all we really have to go by. If the VS come up with respawning tech, that probably says something about the Vanu. And the Goauld voice is a perfect fit! The announcer voice already sounds deep and almost distorted but less booming, and they integrate tech and body so.... Ik hoor gewoon de hele straat juichen vanuit mijn kamer als er een doelpunt wordt gemaakt The other day, my 4 year old daughter looks up at me at dinner and said, "hey Ma, Daddy's pretty fat." That's some awful chocolate you must have been eating prior to that There's a loss of sensation? I have considered reductions before, but surgery is scary. I didn't know you could lose sensation... Is just me or there is already one person hidding there? Some people can never be pleased Kinda looks like master chief's head... Sounds.... awesome Wow, amazing giveaway! Ohhhhhh pretty! I have this cute strapless flowy black shirt that has random small pockets right under my boobs so I guess I can grope myself .... The pecan is the pit Sounds like an awful experience... The last place I would ever want to trip would be in jail... I've heard that some of these houses will only last something like 20-30 years tops before they start falling apart! *(woah, that's freaky. I wrote that and didn't see arthurmauk's comment check out some css frameworks such as compass. There are tonnes out there but they will basically use media queries as mentioned by /u/ Uh... well this was in like 1995, so no. People have a tendency to do this thing called growing up How did I not see that it was you? Ah, cool! I haven't seen Rango yet, so i'm acquiring it now. Ice Age is indeed awesome, and I don't know why it slipped my mind. Dang. Kind of defeats the purpose, eh? I haven't had much luck either... I've seen only one other person in MOTD wearing the skin, yesterday none. But for some reason I saw three in a row in Arena i have 100/100 at my house, does this mean if i got the right hardware i can stream 20 1080p streams? Shit. This is really accurate... In phase 4 currently. WOW Whaaaaaaat? Hmmmm, I just opened up my inventory on my 35 warrior and to my surprise found a Trigger Fingers AMP in it. Any idea as to where I could have gotten that from? 500 tablets for $600 ... ? Sounds like a bug... Lux has the same CC though Well, that explains Ariel Castro. My pubic hair has changed color. Their "ad" is a 2 minute gameplay trailer?! This... Entire article is all over the place... Was reading through it, and it was like reading several articles back to back... Though, reading some responses ( sigma's for example ) clears things up a little, but even so that format is so... hard to follow, and not just because it isn't TL;DR, but because it *is* TL;DR, and a bunch of them strung together at that Thats a weird looking cat Aww, yiss! Mofuckin car washins! I should probably wash brother-beast's truck since he's letting me fart around in it. I *swear* I'll get a car, soon. IF I CAN FIND ONE WarriorMuffin Jesus christ the fact that it was a full screen gif surprised me more than the actual gif all time low TIL Expose weakness counts as yourself as well Holy shit, prepare for upvote deluge. I think someone on Skype showed me an image macro that said exactly that. Her mum games?.... never let her go Indeed, this worked as one would expect. This was awesome! It's a link to your steam profile 3rd!? West/Mid/East Coast time!? As long as you aren't hitting every guy you see, I think you're fine. Wowwwwwwww I never knew this was an odd behavior. My family does it all the time. When we were kids, my mom would run her fingers through our hair, I would do it to my little sister if she was crabby in the car, my older brother did it to me... Now I feel like we were a bunch of chimps with our grooming habits. :) :( :/ O_o Damn :D i would do the same if i had 200$ to spend like this That face at the end This happened to my buddy that is a CS pro. Except that they did it to his parents house when he wasn't home this sounds .... incredible akward and pathetic at the same time. Sorry that you have met someone with such strange actions ... Why not just keep it for when she's not using the baby bag anymore? Holy fuck what was that, that was terrifying some weird student-teacher fetish supported by the numerous times Kakashi has saved her. From what I heard this pairing is popular in japan I've had you muted for so long, I forgot you even played. I mean the fact that everyone was willing to get semi nude means with a little more spirit there could have been an orgy. Right? Right? I can't believe it you replied! That's a lot of hostility towards a joke How do you reddit detectives find these things...I'm kinda scared I thought that was a goal Because Optic... didn't... care at all if they didn't forfeit them That's a huge pedobear Looks real easy to mill yourself If only my anatomy textbook had these diagrams Wait, since when does holding right click hold your breath? I have 200 hours but never snipe so I had no idea removing blood boil Double Dutch Rudder no offense, but what kind of creeps were you dating or having as bf. So what the hell was the deal then... that you took her to a strip club or that you bought her a flower (ok, depends on the flower and the day, reason or whatever) That subreddit is actually really disturbing. And also, although some of us find the 'morbid reality' subreddit highly intriguing....not all of us have fucked up thoughts like that lol. I don't actually need or want to think anything like that Friendly reminder that the phrase "social construct" is just a social construct designed by the patriarchy to keep people from expressing actual arguments ★~\\( Japan is going to buy natural gas from Canada in Bitcoin? Tutorial Tom had no legs this is crazy It's weird to me how soo many people have such a boss/employee releationship with their parents Well I have stumbled across here and I have nothing better to do Tuesday night I just need to overcome my being stupidly nervous meeting new people thing Motion sickness? wait... so do you have to walk the pig with the dogs OOC: Some crazy bastards chased me in a car when I was on my bike. I misread that as cornea an thought your eye exploed What's a plate? There's a Play Station flare? They are real Uhh...I was just stating that he'd already said that. Sorry if you took offence but I didn't mean it like that Ur that guy I played on smirk with earlier... that was a bad game Um... I think you... have the wrong sub... Only thing I could think about after watching the opening were her eyes... When I was waiting tables in a fine dining establishment, this lady handed me a 3x6 index card with basically every herb and spice I have ever heard of as well as onions, garlic, salt and pepper. She wanted to know what she could order off the menu. Fuck. You. Oh my god. at first I was like I'm not joking I'd hate to think that they're the kind of girls any guy would want to go for. OP, you have artists to thank. Aren't folks who know about it just going to post again next weekend? Plus newer folks who find out about it? If this is any indication of the volume, I'll just unsub from AL next Friday night and resub on Sunday. It's about five or six pages long now. My god the patch actually dropped. Must... play. Same here. Its really fucked up how social media is warping people. Wait so xhazzard is a guy and he ddoses his gf Well they are a lil late the last game of today just ended Ah. McDos aux états-unis sont vraiment merdes. Donc, quand j'ai visitée Paris, et j'ai vu les McDos avec les Cafes et desserts, j'etais comme How do you mean you can't see my chart? How are you sure you'll find something if you can't see it? Why does your drunk friend look 13? 13-19 for me. Every time with a card about a brand new car the editing on that video WILL YOU PEOPLE QUIT BREAKING PERFECTLY GOOD KEYBOARDS? that was the fastest character and name selection I've seen so far Dafuq? This exists? Wait you want to see us naked? With the gay thing right? I didn't like that either and yes... I think that's her name XD I was going to say Carley BUT Callie def sounds more right. it was in april nintendo direct where have you been ? It wasn't a "road apple" (horse turd) was it??? \*Gun gets pulled out* Oh, looks like were gunna' get another one of those long drawn out**-BANG!-** Thanks for the bankball cleffa! That explains a lot! That's a big difference damn hahhahah, but what did she tell you why it was wrong I know! I was surprised too. And the walking is so smooth, at first I thought the game was moving us around Six figures? Rly? Holy crap, thanks to you too! I caught a shiny duosion within like, 5 minutes of wandering around in your safari Probably not a good idea getting too close to that. ......................... I have yet to have a successful post -_- one day though.....one day Where are you located? He isn't gleebgarbage after all... I'm an inch shorter than you, and I started at 235, but I also hit 190 this week! Just 40 pounds to go! Why the hell are people downvoting you? ... I never noticed that. I've never seen a fat woman being defended on this website! Every post about a fat guy is met with sympathetic and positive comments. I don't know what you're seeing but it's not the same as what I'm seeing apparently *Dramatically removes glasses* Oh. My. Gods. that's precisely what's been rattling my brain. Who are the soldiers being burned I've been having headaches all week.... ho-lee-fuck 60 euro. How the fk is it that expensive? Rake Luffy But can you tauntkill? What if he gave himself gold and all the upvotes are from his other accounts There was a Na'Vi Game yesterday Welp. Not everyone can be Jayce the Ace I guess Why was wukong using his ulti behind baron? Did you actually just post a cartoon porn? I completely forgot about the whole "revenge mother and so on" thing past 4 defenders And smiling when she hits the ground. So many unapproved mods My old cat was weird with black people too. Friendliest cat in the world who would run up to a burglar, unless they were black. He stared at black people like this It was a thing to offer seat to women? I know a few (now married) couples that met that way. So glad they went to Ultra Korea. My favorite is the guy in the back of the 2nd picture like: It was a joke Wait, wtf? How the hell did that happen That last sentence was hardly necessary apparently i have upvoted this gu twice and i've never seen him I agree. With the gun itch being too hard to scratch most months I turn to knives. Although now my knife itch is getting worse Did you really think that this thread would take off, Op ? I though Atlantis was a myth ¯\\( At first I was like "he's not that special, nothing extraordinary", then I noticed guy on the right Is Marvin holding a Japanese flag? I was wondering what the hell was going on. The rover is lit in full-sunlight, but there's a night sky. But the point of the trojan horse is to look safe then release everything once it's inside Thank you!! :) I guess you are right with the third drop, the lead string was put in the same mixer track as the Arp So many songs! I keep forgetting to reply because I keep getting lost in them! You put beer in paper bags in the US? I'm Welsh and this is the first I've heard of it Can't tell if troll or not. Didn't know this was possible DA FUQ wow, there really *is* a subreddit for everything Oh look a super hero joke about Hulk.. hahhaah... hilarious.... Why? ?? Good gravy that's one hell of a pile. Wowzers! ... redditor for one year Terrified of turtles? How did you get to that. Did you just say Fiora? She gains like 35 AD and next to no hp/5 How long did he spend on that moon? I'm not 12 youre not forced to do anything... Hopefully you mean "enjoying from a distance" in relation to Littlefinger and Sansa This is Black Cat What? I just felt like sharing the picture of the last second of the game before EOC entered. Sorry for sharing, lol. And thanks for the comfort, because I clearly was crying like a butthurt rant. (?) Difference between a quick eyes-flicker-down (which is fine, really. As a hetero woman, I do it all the time) and a full-on STARE at the chest Good eyes That thumbnail is my exact reaction after reading the title WTF did I just watch... sodomy My wife is working today, so it was just me and my seven-month-old all day. We went to the park, went through his first car wash (he was like You say that like the world cup is in any way beneficial to us average brazillians Is that Pixels? And I was complaining about the proposal to spend one billion on a new tunnel for the MAX here. Wholeheartedly agree about fruits, but how come no one's mentioned organic granola with milk? That Pantheon pick. What's going on here? Why is this the only thing you've posted in over 2 years? Get out of my head Robby What if they are babies? got killed ? MS DOS Holy crap, all those Golden Koi Deagles. Virtual boy... power glove.. different frills on each foot... this image just... I... and the cat has a headphone jack in it's ear Im in NY Front page of hot? Wut? It is a little curious that episode 40 is on twice in a row tonight Huh. A green finishing powder, right about when I was considering getting green concealer for redness. I hope someone posts using it with the Goss method. Trade wasn't going through Well, that escalated quickly Yes, send us all your personal details! is that a mod At one point I actually thought it was just nothing but Buzzfeed articles British company? That Lucina was too perfect Vad är det som händer? I didnt say anything about Meth I don't get what you're trying to say. Is this a rebuttal? Are you agreeing? Pyro takes all the wrong routes, it hurts to watch You didn't put Karma as T3 AR? heh! I caught your other comment before you deleted it. First I was Anyone besides me who thought that the first pic looked like a sub from subway? why the fuck would you bring KETCHUP to a stadium? Oh, okay then How is Sicarius a douchebag? Was there something that I missed? if that's his back then what does his face look like? Is it wrong of me to wish for more stuff like this, not less? Preferably error messages should be helpful, of course, but I laughed like 2 minutes straight at this I'm 4.1k, and I've yet to see this before. You crit for >1k, one crit basically gives you 750 raw HP. That's with Satanic active off Who are you? too bad the feet look worse than the prints, that looks horribly low poly My precious... That shirt is gorgeous YOURS ISN'T REAL, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED /unjerk 116? Your cat burns babies? lo leí todo! Holy shit!!!! Jojen CUNT PUNT NOW he's your son. I never read the books but I was under the impression Jaime had something VERY important to tell Tyrion.... Aren't cabers those huge smooth log things? That all sounds like a really complicated process, haha. 5 fouls? Very stupid question here, but where is the random button? Thats rather incredible response.. who the heck they hired? This was just a small sample. I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said, "Stay calm and swag on." Last week a coworker was concerned that I keep my iPhone in my shirt pocket. She thinks it will give me breast cancer. Her alternative was for me to put it in my back pocket. The look I gave her: What the shit, how have I never seen this before?! Oh. That's because you can only breed Pokeballs in Gen 6 Wait, she's still a thing? Do food critics go to fast food places? Yeah, that's weird. I set the sticky property to "true". Yeah, now it's all gonna be Ziggs What a good change sempai What if D&D and GRRM are actually trolling everyone and next season what happened to LSH actually happens to someone else and it blows EVERYONE'S MINDS Those fight scenes were trippy/weird...... This is pornographic Yes an Oasis I'm sorry but "Ultimate"4k build with 780tis instead of titan blacks? dude you rock, somehow it worked She gets $140 a kilogram for dried cockroaches?!?!? this game is so hilarious xD like, who the fuck will spend 69$ on this retarded mod with bullshit graphics from 1990 ?! Wait, you were serious about me being my own team? Haha finally got that darn thing figured out! Hope the stuff helps! Congrats on your gifts! If you ever need an item in the future let me know! awesome place fyi! I'm gonna head to bed it's 2:39 am here Well hold on my mother always told me that it was important to share. Are you telling me she was wrong "Planet Sun"? 'Ca fait sens' Then again, Dragon saved his life. I think that's enough for a 20 Does he hop off like that at traffic lights too I don't like any tea This is the most objective post I've seen in a long time! I hate to say that I'm surprised. Seaside would be ok, ist fun to Play, BUT WHY MOTEL? I seem to have -8 points They all use Tesoro keyboards... + how can u hate mechanical switches ? I would like to imagine the amount of skill and force need to do this. "It would be so much easier if this beam were just shorter. I just -RAM- it through the support pillar... and it looks perfectly fine." No damage to either piece. Question everything ... Shhh! Don't anger it! Or else it'll link us to another disturbing subreddit like that deformed one. Not as crazy: go out real quick with buddies to toke, get Burger King. Come back, left my keys at home Really Like.... a Jay-Z x Just Blaze album Don't know why I was downvoted The guy in the gif looks like a guy I went to high school with. Ooooh, sooouuuup.... talk dirty to me... Don't conform to their desires, HiRez-senpai-san! Are those.... formal Vibrams? What. OMG I noticed this too! I didn't think it was a bug.... I thought it was a gameplay thing. Yea there was a guy 10 levels lower than me using an AGS and completely out dpsing me. I think I started playing the exact same way can this site get any better? WHERE DID I MISSPELL? It's not a spoiler that there are more airbenders What do you do as a coastguard? Because surely staying in an unhealthy marriage will be much better for the child in the long run, right? WAIT "Knock-on-Effect" O_o & Throw-away-accounts??? I can't understand how the hell the Java version would swap the id's around. I know he said that it fixed it, but, I still can't wrap my head around the idea that it's the version that does that. Did I just see CP? Yeah let's make my name pulsate to dub step for 15 seconds, that's a perfect intro to a video about a relaxing, peaceful building game No, Kerwin is a totally normal and popular name. ( ...(** Maybe a month or two ago we saw this room in Ul'Dah completely filled with level 50 BLM's (all wearing complete Myth Sets, except for the right side which was identical 49ish jewelry on all of them) on Zalera, different races though--but none would respond or even move, just stood there and started disappearing one by one What if it was a korean coach though Wow... Have you been watching the games? They're going for more than 1700+ The sweet letter from a pre-teen asking for a date followed by that next letter... I see you didn't get your dogecoin pants either. Unless it's a crime without one such as murder After 100 refreshes, I got the normal trading view. But when I pressed accept/make trade, it said error 20 or something. The bet went through somehow though bubble economy? WOOOOW, i played it on iphone last year I love how one commentator pronounces it correctly, and then Artosis replies by saying it incorrectly Well... at least that was extremely fast?! Ridiculous roll Those tights OOC: Our own... those eyes stare right into my soul No one... Gah, uterine infection, noooo. I know that is the wrong focus, but your cervix closes off your uterus for a *reason*. Wait.. someone is holding 4,150,000,001 RDD??? ** The shading actually gets bigger "Ooooh look at me looking at you with my freaky mouth! Wow, what did you put in your cereals this morning? Ok. try being an altoholic in ESO Out of pure curiosity: why was I blessed with that piece of information? Is that new? I don't remember having police escorts when we went Well shit, my username actually sounds like a villian. I am afraid to ask what your gameplay consisted of ...why do you photograph your fruit in the bathroom? Once I was betting to win 28.55 value and I won an LC arcana Soo.. what is this Notific8? Google nor Reddit have info. OR is it a secret? Pufulete #1 hearthstone troll OOC: So you're going to get married to him and then not see him for several weeks? This is the most intense prank I've ever seen. Someone *likes* Parma Violets? Omg you can have more than one pokemon in your party? Meh. This was a quick oil painting? Ooo, I forgot about this angle. That block at the end. But he was Curse OCE's Mid laner? My price is low? Damn that was fast. sorry for asking, I have never played LoL. you say that in that game you can get punished for being simply a bad player? Didn't know either had new albums. Wait, there are people who play Spelunky with WASD? How can they challenge each other without being friends Altidore pace ? Seriously, what is WITH the questions today? So you want Luffy to blow off his hand? TWO ONE What?! Why would a nice person want incest? I don't even understand the question... Those lips... This game is a nail biter! Had to restrain myself from shouting in the lab. WTF just happened? How in the fuck… There's shampoo for different hair colors Poo... slurry? Ok? They remind me of bottle openers and thinking of their use as one makes my hair stand. I don't get it That's because he will go to jail if you die from his drugs Did you just figure this out OP? I thought it was common knowledge. I am Totally. What is that thing even for? Is it just a generic made-in-China thing or what? can just use the one from spawn next to the T spawn window smoke all of those are optional though... waterfak -( Yup, you're a hottie. Don't tell my boyfriend i said that though I hope im not on one of these comments..... So you're saying that death is preferable to life? OOC: I definitely don't think the artist was going for grotesque. The worst is when you firewall error at the start of a ranked game and get demoted for leaving the match So... is this... Herman Cain...???!!!!!?? Alright, alright, I'm admittedly traditional in that sense. I swear, some guys think it's because chicks are princesses and don't like to do any planning, but I obviously wanted to see this guy. Just shy! Not intentionally passive aggressive or an asshole, as some others below pointed out normal split bounties.....same day within 15 mins of each other no one's prefect but a nasty personal attack like that after losing a match of a dumb video game? Wow, you look a lot skinnier than 210! EDIT 105$ for brand new controller and paint job >So you're saying that death is preferable to life? I'm going to be stranded at a cheap motel with a murderer on the loose Oh crap, I guess I did...I was on mobile Mong ji simply stole that ep when she jump...with a smile. She even check whether the heli cam is rolling. On top of that, she's jumping because she was bored/sleepy from tower climb ( Oh, she's making me blast off alright Who the heck downvotes this? looks pretty real for a dummy cat Dear god it looks alive It was? I can still see it Yeah, you know who I am? Lucky the car landing on the windscreen didn't flatten his face! I thought it was recently heavily implied that Varys wanted the Iron Throne. How will he get it now? This should be marked NSFW! Now I have a stiffy Oh I'm sure. :) Can't wait to get to it, but don't wanna think about how long it'll be given that I just now got to page 500 in A Game of Thrones. Yes, our capacity for gettin' whelmed-over is our biggest weakness ... really? Holy moth bollocks this sounds like something my ex girlfriend would write. Brie, is that you ? They shouldent do, are they? ** Mr /u/dog_mask it appears to be a dog, look at the whiskers/nose those nips did mine get sniped? wait- WHEN!? That's a realdoll, not a person. Close the blinds That guy was swearing at the pilot for 'bailing and giving them the chopper' about 10s later Why are you so hungry and why do you have a goatee? Could be worse, I heard a guy fapping in a public toilet at a bus station yesterday For real?? > I... don't really think most men are into stuff like that. I'm more curious what broke it I read that at first as "bleaching the kitten" and i was like Oh wow, I didn't notice you were the Cogmind dev! What did she *previously* make it with? whats an eshully VN? Tu parles de Hollande ( Screen cap wasnt able to cut it but i think mulan was mentioned below too. Make sense, maybe atro is like mulan?! eing? Woah... do you guys even sleep? My preschooler is all into cars. We return to our car to find the one next to us is the same make (not same model). Toddler points out the manufacturer symbol on the tires, and he proceeds to walk all around this car pointing out all the things that are the "same" and all the things that are "different". Plus he points out ALL the "car boo boos" (dents). Finally get to their driver side and there's someone in the car. Uh oh... $4.45 for what, a 0,33l (somethingsomethingamericanunit) bottle. Da fuck? ...any chance of some context here? _Why_ were the couple going through your car? Soaz is making you hard? Mobile? As in an app for a smartphone? How on earth would that be helpful in CSing? Yeah, I'd rather not risk it, I know IT is always watching so technically Seraph eloboosted Link. I don't know why...but the way that is written almost makes me wonder if she's high. But then again that's some crazy stuff Selector Infected Wixoss and Assassin's Creed IV I'd say that it should be $2 for a Create-a-Skin slot and $2 for a regular camo. But think of all the penis camos that'll be coming our way Finding a place to live is tough How can a mental disorder cause you to intentionally feed for me it's a creepy man in a hard hat holding a arrow sign and telling me it's ok to be a gold digger You mean those things that show up on probably every frame when they cast a skill? Only five in the world? I saw one in Singapore. Oh my sweet baby Seamus, this little contraption is *amazing* I only had one strike mission, 2 free-roam areas, the tower, and the crucible Not gonna find any buyers at that price. All I can think of is how smooth it looks, I just envision it slipping and dropping Does good insulation work on smells? I haven't heard Lefty make a Carlin reference in a while, unless it went over my head too In what country exactly? Seeing how if you're waiting around for a high level MC to stop being mind controlled to finish him off, you've probably taken their weapons systems down already, I don't even understand your second point. I wasn't serious when I posted that it was more fun sounding than douchebaggy. i died after this Did you read my whole comment What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled. Lol my daughter wrote this whole thing in the "free time writing space" at the bottom of one of her exams. Her teacher: ... You sleep outside? a bit pricey for Kan Jam, no? i'd love to go, but for $40, i could buy the game myself Oh, so they treat adults like adults there? Holy shit! People do that? Oh shit you're right. Did they get all of their facts from the Oatmeal comic or something? (What about it? How in the world am I going to spend my freaking 800 fragments now I have met people off this subreddit in the past. They are not in this picture. Are we all going to be in the same ts? 10? WHAT? Heck, SOME girls (less than 1%) do mature sexually at that age much earlier than boys, but the later coudn't do anything How long did it take you to get that armour i have shiny flabebe (yellow flower) if thats what you're talking about wow that's cluttered Maybe they don't like twilight...or maybe the do. We must be alike, I was totally thinking the same thing! Nice pic but leg? I had a few miracles at the ranch this year and I'm still like So I head back to base camp right when Cake is closing out to chill out a bit since I was literally burning up. I get back and get into my buddys car and realize my cell phone is dead... Like 1OO% broken dead(must've been the heat). O_O I freaked the hell out. I wondered how on earth I'd ever find my friends that day since we were all split up catching different acts and I'm alone with no phone at my first Roo! ...my head was swimming and I look down and see my buddys business cards and I was like HOLY SHIT! PERFECT!!! then I see neighbors at their car. I go ask if they can help me call my friend so I can meet up with them for the rest of the evening. About as soon as I call my buddy my chick friend Faith just miraculously just shows up right behind me.(my face when I see its her This was my first time trippin on anything so I was really nervous. My friend Faith takes hers and I was told to take half by the guys that sold em since it was my first time so I wait a bit and goble my first half as were on the way to see Chromeo. It starts to kick in and she tells me and shes tells me the tree line is melting into the sky. I was like O_O Duuuude people use teambuilder because the chance of "trollpicks" is is lower and you can leave after champselect Wait, seriously? I just took it for granted that you'd read Name of the Wind and enjoyed it I didn't realize those were actually real The first time I read that, I read it as, "*he* had the ability to queef on command". For a moment, I was like Well, i have my eyes on you stranger Must resist urge to buy until volume 6 comes out. Took the acronym right out of my mouth Dem eyes (I mean yes? The sarcastic side of me wants to say Nooooooooooooooooooo we shit and piss out in the open in front of everyone. But yes it has stalls. Yeeeeep. Just now realized that Based friend maker but only one digs through it And probably has just as much firepower. I didn't know stalkers do a lot of DPS That's a weird looking Wii U Am I the only one not surprised by this? My god, so close. I don't have a lucifer Yesh, I finally have a buddy! lol Paaah, you'll be lovely!! The beau and I both think that pregnant women are lovely, and can't help but smile when we see someone that's pretty far along. (Not fetishists, just thought that I'd point that out. I swear my OCD is getting to me, once I saw this sentence I was like: "Must fix grammar and spelling" 132 laff cat, maxed everything except sound(which I didn't have). Defeated all the cog bosses at least once(although the CEO was a fluke, I got trapped in the kitchen somehow during the fight. Still no sign of Lumi Italy? They gave him that much time in prison despite no intent? I hope you mean 2160p otherwise you are hiding technology that no one knows about I didn't got an error. THAT WAS UNINTENTIONAL Whoa whoa whoa. Fuck. What version are you reading o_O? Thanks for the feed back but this raises some very serious questions as not one but all of these had been resolved which one? Only if you'd like :P printing After watching the Ghana / USA game yesterday I have to say, Korea has way better ball control than the US. They look pretty good out there. Any experience is still experience! If you had any sort of feel for it back then you'd ease back into it quickly enough. And um... how do I put this... the tools you linked to aren't for locks. Either you posted the wrong link, or it's a *really* good thing that you opted to call a locksmith. From a 2-way to a 1-way? What's the point in the light then? What kind of toilet paper are you using that's multi-use? But that's not chitoge I did have similar thoughts of "My family will get roughed up/my cat will die etc" but only for stair running and never for tilewalking and touching. I wonder why. What is so shady about it? Where I live, privacy is protected and people would say Google is shady as fuck. I would never be able to get the 6 types in 6 countries one Such a myth? Then you go on to contradict yourself by agreeing with me... Oh really?!?! I thought Ridley was this all powerful and brilliant battle tactician that was in some direct rivalry with Samus. And now @portaldark is saying that Ridley is actually dead? And it is a she? what's wrong with it being in Morgan Freeman's voice? Borderline Personality Disorder. I can hardly look after myself, much less something that has grown inside of me like a parasitic worm for 9 months Can trigger payload bombs to blow up yea, I was gone in Europe for 2 weeks and was super sick the latter part of the trip and until yesterday when did i subscribe to this blog yea, I was gone in Europe for 2 weeks and was super sick the latter part of the trip and until yesterday There was more than 4 of you And here I thought all along that /r/weeabootales was the mental health subreddit you were talking about. is....is that a bong stem sticking out of your cactus? "Can't count the times" "has ruined an entire game" "with pings" WTF ? Do we play the same game ? I've played over 4 k gamed and ofc I've had the occasional spam ping but it never last more than 10s. What are you implying? Because before the top comments are top comments the comments at the bottom are the comments at the top? Let me know if it hatches shiny! Aaaaand you didn't need to give me anything back at all, did you Masuda what you traded me yourself? You should keep him, in that case! wow, 65 days... Exactly! And bonus points if Chad is tall, because apparently that's more alpha. Congrats! It's shiny! I am wondering how does this egg already have marks though. It shows circle, triangle, square, heart, and diamond marked. the vertical leap on Cahill I've asked "how many quarts" multiple times... ...what? Ho-lee SHIT. Dat Rugrats episode Remember when you were a district leader and had those membership cards, most of which were for people you had never seen and would never see? Those people were assigned to you Yes. I highly recommend a lawyer or advocate. I used Allsup and I can't say enough about them. They are in the USA (not sure where you are). Your percentage of getting approved goes up with the use of outside help, including on the first try. They also kept on me and made sure that I did what I needed to do. For the evaluation, I actually had a phone call with my advocate and *they* filled out and sent it in. Same with the application. They also got all my medical records for me and sent them in for me. It was so nice because I'm sure my anxiety would have gone thru the roof if I had to do it all myself. they look like tanks tho ' Because you need to respect the legacy Are you my dad? He said the same as you. Thanks a lot! Are you okay with sending that Bisharp though? And I thought my "Nearly Completed" list was unrealistic Must be a big ass home then. That looks like a lobster. Metal ghost rewarded after 121-130 I've seen "first orbit" and "first SSTO" and "first docking" types of posts...but this is the first "first planet" one I've seen. Woah, thanks for the in depth response. I like the point you made about using pitched down vocals for basses, I never would have thought of that.. and now I'm listening to Diana Ross.. I think I get it now, Kishi has really been playing out his childlike personality the entire time. The whole obsession with him wanting to watch all major fights is because of his personality. It's just like saying "did you record that show for me?!" to a parent or something. The History of Shinobi is Zetsu's favourite show... you have multiple people to give cake to? I thought of the girl from The Ring 100 duck sized horses cute and funny, 100 duck sized NPHs, sort of creeps me out. That was a fast reply Is that how we pronounce it? I've honestly never really heard any of my fellow Scandinavians use the term "Shitty". What's even more awkward is when you pull out a long one...but your hair is short... Someone actually put Sanger and Elzam into the fairlions? Yeah right now it's monthly Nevermind the privateering, how did you manage to make THAT out of an island? Carmageddon with hobos? So like carmageddon with elements from crazy taxi? that second game , Do you kinda like poke his butthole THEN throw him? I got a total of 4 keys over that entire run. I counted. I hate you RNG Really?! I thought they were free i am always considering more Rarity! , i have her Cutie mark on my car and everything Having played both (though I did quit DotA2 mainly due to lacking time to really dig deeper into the game due to changed life circumstances and hence just going back to what I could already play WTF - I can read hangul (the Korean letters) and bottom right on the poster she's shooting at, really does say "Obama". Oh. Damn! I see it now. I managed to forget I was on my period once and had sex with one in. Amazingly enough the dude had no idea. It took... a while to retrieve it and I was terrified I'd have to go to the ER. But no, there it was, just compacted up there. Hipsters got it right But... he's *not* an Other. He's a wight. I'm just hoping that I make it befoore they submit my discharge paperwork Wow, thats crazy no support for S4, S5 and Note 3?! Its like these guys don't want to sell their games to the largest market. But there is a You fooIs a You fools and a Youfools. Then there are more people with You fools other than me. Damn he looks good in the sidebar of his twitter Well shit. I was just rambling about this because my friend was over from the US a few months back and was all trying to pay for things with magnetic strip and I was like actually Brand flames shouldnt be an issue just mute him Relevant username... All the casual racism in that thread No kidding. I don't get what you wanna tell us Interesting... Not the Internet part but the spread of that info, anyone could make a nuke with the means to do so if what you're saying I'm a bit surprised about the mechtoid When you play Sivir you should try longsword 2 hp / 1 mana pot into early essence reaver then pd Eh, from what I've seen of job postings in Canada this isn't at all true. I didn't say what I did purely as a matter of opinion, it's what I've seen. I've worked for several companies with large gis departments and this is how they also did it. USA job postings seem to be less consistent. I've seen postings for technicians with 10+ years of experience! SHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Wtf, after this update I can't select my proper display resolution in the options How many passes was that? Looked like about 100 Google plus social networking? It actually is supposed to be good for the skin More like the closer you get the game starts to switch surprise filters on you at random. Or is it the game that would be doing it? Holy Crash of the Roberts GoG.com is pulling out all the stops the day before Steam's rumored Summer Sale is supposed to roll in Uhh what...? That's why they gave him the best snowballing passive in the game? Schmutz means dirt in german Same story here man! That crobat is still on my team in fact (alright, my very first ever encountered was a floatzel in a horde (I've been playing since platinum and never got a shiny before everyone can... you still play kennen in the current tp toplane meta? Aussies putting up a greater fight than the Spanish Things No butterfingers? oh... lol Is this worth 80 bucks?! Excessive commercial is one of the many reason why I don't watch American football. However, I watch the superbowl just for the commercial WHy does weed smell so much like human sweat? I wasn't allowed to be an electrician when I wanted to go study it Wow I didn't know anyone actually crafted gold cards. I haven't made a single one Maybe he can't focus because of all of that negativity idk Funny thing is, I used to want to use my equipment and then I discovered my friends would want to use *their* equipment and tell me not to waste mine. I was just thinking... I really want to share my artwork with this community, and doing paid commission piece, I feel like I need to put it high price tag and I felt that the price is too steep for many of you guys. So... how many of you guys would be interested in free commission pieces? LOL. sorry hahaha. Ive tried to not use it as a reference but yaknow. Its very informative. U need to add sound! I am unlucky enough to run into the same strangers multiple times. It has a lot to due with the fact that my work and regular shopping stores are all within 1 mile of my home. Sometimes I feel like im being stalked. > didn't know anyone actually crafted gold cards. I haven't made a single one Lol nigma bist du deutscher? Banana split? Too right. Did you notice how no one smiles? That could be true of a lot of big cities but it was really strange in Hong Kong. Also, SO. MUCH. NEON. Yeah, don't be too intimidated at first, because I remember watching videos and stuff when I started I was like ' He didn't write this alone. Nice. I have a check wrinklers bookmarklet too and I made one to sell all buildings since the chocolate egg came out. Everything else I have in an Excel spreadsheet. My wife doesn't want me to add all that info directly into the game, she actually likes inputting new building costs, CpS, etc. manually. "But nnooo Sakura I've been manipulating your worlds entire existence." -Kid Ramen Guy from the 3rd dimensions past leaping to the 2nd dimensions future using an astral projector time manipulator dimension portal device (APTMDPD) to arrive and orchestrate the plans of the 1st dimensions past. good thing he didn't use that comeback Oh yeah I still get a blink. I forgot about that. I get blink on pretty much everyone I play. everyone Sent ! wait spiritomb has regenerator !? I never knew worms could even move that fast. "What gets you off? Do you fantasize about being with men while you're with your SO? EDIT: Is it pronounced PrettyPrime or PrettyPreMe ? He capatalizes his name oddly and I dont know ? Dat trap. Listen to the commentary on UHF, Al remembers everything! Mine doesn't do that That's uh...wow... are you serious? Was anyone else looking for this article to be on the Onion? I looked at it and the I was like O_O.........NAWwwwwwww......... Wow... he is *fit*. Black licorice.... LOOOL yesh you! I'm Mags now. .... this sounds like what happened on our conference call last year pretty incredible Excuse me while I go and clean my room... These are horrifying. Holy RNGesus. That there's a 172. That's so '80s I can't even think of a joke "High-temperature" superconductors...-135c How do the Rangers have the most shut outs in Baseball? I mean I know they have Darvish, but more than half of their rotation was down through injuries. Does that mean their back up starting pitching was just that good? Uhm, what means has your girlfriends dad to tell that you were sleeping over and not just paying a visit? I know it's his second year, but -33 and 24 points?! WTF, he did a reverse kickflip 427, got jumped over by the other player and CRIED for his face? What? Are you sure it's the Kingpin Rancor showing up in your Collections and not the Dathomir one? Lot's in this site!, i got like 4 FS with a Ditto TIL: For women, isolation from your gender-peers = Business as usual. LOL there are so many eevees :o Are you going to do all perfects for their specific evos? [](/speckstare) Eugene is the third most addicted.... They know. How will I know how to vote without seeing other votes??!@? Flat and empty. You ever try to get a (non-sedated) cat into a container he doesn't wanna be in? I use Pentakill Sona (after the new VU), then a guy said I hack the picture during loading.... Does that mean I'm a bot? Did I really make a reference by accident? I need to get a life Which employee are we supposed to report? so much " :3 " You are cherry picking details and ignoring others to paint this person as inconsiderate. What is your agenda? How? damn. 6 pitch inning Yea that's the thing I hear most about my handwriting. Looks vey neat, but then you try to read it and O_o Where did the name PewDiePie come from in the first place? Well they wont leave... they have to play Spain...and i hope they beat them good thing i have to press Fn to use my F keys I have no idea either! Sometimes I question their insanity.. and other times I have this dark feeling that they're secretly miserable with their kids (even if they truly do love them) and they want everyone else to be miserable with them so they try to convince you to have one as well. Is that a giant skeleton? de quien es la cara que esta Nice job! just curious, what happened with the bipod on the awp? You have no future. I'd like to know the backstory on this barn owl of yours yay DC haha. no problems with melting, they were all in top shape when i got them! off the bat i can say my two favourites are Aragon and Monstre Delicat, but these are the two i knew right away i'd like based on the descriptions. more interesting were the others, which are incredible and strange. i wore Supernova on one wrist and Blue Valentine on the other and i was just...transported. they are moody and evocative and dark and aching and romantic. these are almost more than scents somehow But if you don't eat HP, what do you put on bacon? I asked a question, read the answers and walked away The funny thing is the up votes reached 69 Honestly, I don't understand the voting process, fuzzing, etc., on Reddit. You could explain it to me until you're blue in the face and I'd be Betances is up? I'm actually super impressed. Now I need to get my lady to decorate my chua home You have the same eyes! I thought some organs can be taken out even if you are still alive Lol, thanks I thought so too. Not sure what's happening in the thumbnail NO WAY Shown in 4145 search results in the last day now He's here?! How did they get all that gold? OOC: Maybe you just shouldn't go I don't have this issue I don't understand... all of the Amazon reviews are quite positive. Uh, I'd like one if he doesn't. Wow imagine the build knuckle on that thing Huh, so that's why I don't know any Debbies under 45. Does this mean they will change Redditquette to say you CAN announce your votes Maybe to speed it up since they are waiting for the birds to get the flesh off so they can crush the bones into paste Evil bastards... Saying "you're discounting people" isn't saying you were aware that you were doing it, it's saying "that's why people are down-voting you" - I guess we're arguing over semantics and you might have a little bit of issues with projecting your own problems onto other people. Sincerely, my intent wasn't to imply you already knew it. Couple days...to a couple YEARS?!?! It shows up on my phone. Why are you only welcoming ED players? Since I'm Hitler I made it so if you craft a Brewing Stand, Golden Apple, Enchantment Table, or an Anvil, it broadcasts "Somebody has crafted a -item-" U cant craft 3/4 of those things in barebones so why did you include it and who gives a shit if you make an anvil You said the n word Sorry i cried when i got banned for doing nothing. ....Why wouldn't we have switches I thought it said poop rocks... literally took me two minutes. ( Not a male dancer and maybe slightly irrelevant to OP's post--but I was wondering why you consider Capezio tights to be subpar quality? I wear mostly Capezios and they work fine for me...maybe it's the difference between men's and women's tights or perhaps I should look for a different brand next time? I think my heart just stopped. So if the cat was able to get in... does that mean it could show the Lynx how to get out? I think they hear extra words that aren't being said to them. I know I did when I was fat. I used to hear the actual words said, then extrapolate based on belief that everyone was out to get me. I put so many hateful words in other people's mouths, using my IMAGINATION. Wait wait wait, hold it right there.... I thought it only works when you have melee equipped, so I thought it was trash and never used it Apparently it was according to the admins IMPRESSED! What is in the box actually? That's one fucked up joke. Holy moly. who are all these people How does it pass US inspection? What a fucking psycho! Dafuq did just happen? Wait, why would ANYONE save pictures of unsolicited dick pics? Gifter no points? But holy hell is it expensive Holy shit you can customise the hero layout in the picking screen in-game now i dont see any female elezen anywhere Why would you post your bank account stuff wow ... that guy is really weird! I play a lot of video game yes but i'm very VERY far away from this .. how can a humain being become this? the trick is to crack open the plastic on the cd case and let the game fall out of the bottom, all while maintaining the top seal. it takes a bit of finesse but you can totally scam these return policies How do people get the shirtless look? 6v8? *Chire, senbonzakura* and upgraded Byakuya will tear all eight of them to pieces. The rest of the shinigami will be all like omgwtfbbq Glad I got a Goss made one of what was apparently the last batch ever "lavorato"? I have membership, no cue for me. Maybe lag Really? ... Imagine if every single SNSD member is revealed to be dating by the end of this year That jaw... ( It's already been planted and is watching you right now And now I want waffles... You have a gift, my friend This might be the first remix EP I buy, I usually just buy the track that gets put on the album interesting Wow I never seen this wut WUT ? . . . none, but that has absolutely nothing to do with travel time. ** Ha, you can add people on runkeeper?... Shows how much attention I've paid to it... ( Great post. Great read on the link as well. cant upvote enuf Same. I don't know if I should laugh, feel uncomfortable or clap... Oh, interesting! Maybe that explains why people think I'm on the verge of death if I've cried or had a bad allergy day. o_O I might be wrong but im leaning towards both, a bubbler frame with a bong bowl a Bobbler Aren't all women like this? Or just me? Holy shit You mean...a handjob using Miracle Whip as lube...? soo progressive thinking = women's rights? That actually sounds really convenient, like season passes in theater. Yeah! Go blue team! I have no idea what I'm doing. Sold out in 6 minutes .... Definitly YES ! great game, tons of fun for only $1.49 I feel like I don't know what I'm meant to be looking at not a single one Thanks for the coverage!! The holes sure do look weird 7? That's cute. Mine need 8..... thousand Why would you want Fear in there? To this day i can't understand the hype around him. He never impressed me that much with his plays. Is he just popular because he has been playing for a long time (i know him since MYM)? He wasn't even really successful in tournaments or anything. No flame, im really curious why he has so many fans W/o context: That looks like blood do you really want to get spoiled? Thats an amazing coin! I am very jealous, and extremely interested! Huh weird. I asked the sales associate today and she said the semi-annual sale is online only Did i missed it Jesus God. I still remember him playing at North Carolina. Vividly..... I believe my uncle is apart of this If we were talking about this in 2012 it would be perfect! Ray lewis is Frieza, comes back as mecha frieze (Ray Lewis with brace on) You asked me if it was tradable so I said yes. ....O_o CLEARLY I've missed something just now............. Removing the DirectX runtimes from Add/Remove programs and reinstalling didn't help?! Did what I could while at work, answering emails all day Do...do they look like Hmm Dat clutch not really on topic but what I really wanna know is why we never heard of the Sage's brother before now Feng should make this a playable map in October... holy crap didn't notice Brazil importing so many Koreans What'chu mean? At first I thought it was simply a cake made to look like a pizza and then I saw it. I don't know why you bring this up here Or watching a 30 second ad to watch a 30 second ad. WAT! Yes. Yes it was very much appreciated. Puts in perspective how short Doug really is...that and or Arin is massive. Disagreed Wait, that's what that is?! SO COOL! Pretty sure it got sniped. He could be anywhere from 35 to 15. May I know where you live of your internet actually gets SHUT DOWN? Don't know why, but I want to cum on every inch of ink you have I think someone stole it. Probably RNGesus playing one of his cruel pranks on him, or he never made it past the map where you get Earth Nymphs imagine the results if you forgot the G. please, how do you encode your videos for upload to youtube? i've never seen a gw2 video look that good Not sure if real, prank, or porn Are those marihuana condoms You got a D Sword already? Whats good with that Chimchar and Timburr? I can give you leftovers for them if you actually concider that a valued trade You can do that??? ..... Stolen again. You must type about children a lot on your phone to have it autocorrect so much. Are you a pedo? You needed my endorsement? I didn't even know you could shoot through the wall into lobby ( oh my god Yea, I am kind of weirded out by finding a female attractive Oh my goodness Stolen again I think. The NWO reptile Bejen/Dario elite got to him... Those eyes It's a dude omg Rose with Vriska's hair: I am honestly baffled at how this has become a front page post... It's just a picture of nuts title facepalm title facepalm title facepalm ( I'm open to anything. I usually have my decel setting at 0 I don't want to ask him. I keep wishing that the navy would paint at least one ship in white. It is a big part of the USN heritage. If the Chinese can paint their ships white why won't the US (hospital ships excepted). Imagine what the USS Gerald R. Ford would look like steaming into port if she was painted white, or white and tan. Is that a thing? Not being allowed to post because of a low karma score? what radiohead songs does phil sing in? houli, bawlshit! I'm exited.. *blushes* You're welcome. Your bf has a cute butt, too. That escalated quickly! My upvote/downvote buttons are of wolves I'm not even sure what gold does, but sure, I like doing what other people say There's a subreddit for everything. There's actually an interesting discussion to be had about the intersection of pornography and feminism. Questions such as whether or not porn is inherently exploitative and thus anti-feminist are worth more than just cursory dismissals... but I don't think starting with the "scum" label is the right place to kick off that conversation. max heart rate 190........ Did my first ever run for a fire one to evolve Lava. Got a light AND a dark totem to say hi to me during the journey. hot damn yes What if they mean that there are only people and no colors Up to 39% after 4 days. I don't know if that's good or bad :P It would be awesome if it kept going like that, but I know it's gonna slow down dramatically and then I don't know WHAT I'm gonna do! I seem to have no trouble finding sweet ass berries in stores. Nope where else would it be Congratulations. I'm so jealous. You bastard! *drool* I wash mine every week! Vi stands for vigina or vianal take your pick. Jesus christ, the last time I leveled into the 40s was when I had both Bard and Dancer (the lowest HP jobs in the game) to survive Almagest. And the fact that each human consumes and average of like 7 spiders in their sleep, during their lifetime... My skin is so angry at me today. Well... I really don't know what to say... just Same. My first was the Spider Queen's Grasp and I thought that was so cool. And then my SMK dropped from a white chest while on torment 2 in a rift and I was just like ZP hit the $250 cap ... nice muscle Woah, this is basically the glitch i just found, except I can do it solo. Yours is way better though. But when i tried driving around in my garage using this glitch, the blue beacon/marker didn't show up Slice, slice, slice... Wow Um I'm the same way! I see bigger people walking or biking in my neighborhood and I think "that is AWESOME! Good for them!!" And I genuinely mean it...but like you I'm afraid it might come off sounding sarcastic ... which means she's related to Brandy and Ray-J? ( I'm shooting for shittyaskscience! Those boobs are heaven Yes Gears of War 1 was my first game :D I played that intense. But I didn't like Gears of War 2 that much because the online gameplay was alot slower as in 1st part. I don't know why I even bought Judgement it sucks so hard :( It's such a bad remix from Halo and Call of Duty Looking at you wall street journal Relevant username! I'm a huge fan of HTC android phones. Most of my friends use any of the Samsung Galaxy phones from the 3 to the 5 right now. They should all have removable memory (micro SD capable). I've only ever had non-Apple phones so I didn't even know iPhones couldn't take micro SD cards What scents did you get from Delightful Rot? The movie is out already? wtf is this..... Jesus Double damn. Walking a cute dog (Shiba Inu?) in the park, AND not wearing a wedding ring! Read that as "by the Neanderthals"... Please it would help me out so much you have no idea!! Return it, I bought the Japanese version CIB for $30 on eBay its beautiful who is Cloud (support) and drug (jungler) on OMG?? Dear god, highly wanker of heavens, please link me the pornhuhb one. I visit them frequently.. Hmmm... well okay then. What the... How did your CD break? Yes and 4 Wall of Flesh What was wrong there? You could always become a pro porn star. Damn, it looks awesome! I have it in my "Sent" email folder holy fuck i just watched the whole thing straight through That was the last response I would have expected. Jumping into her ship, and then the screen shows the HUD from there with laser cannons aimed at the stage that you can aim and fire. It's like Snake's, but even better. Well that's not serious at all I'd gladly take 10-100 vouchers per craft Angela Merkel is believed to have got in How does this reddit goldrush work In nyc there's a very popular chicken place in Ktown and they have a third party ATM. One night, I went over to withdraw $80. Instead, $400 popped out. ...So I was all What Rush? That overhand grip They were given GRADs, but no ammo? Wow. Twilight at 3.5k is worth less than $500. damn wtf Regarding #1- You don't need to tell people to specifically stop looking at your boobs. I mean, really. A glance is one thing. But something like It was definitely At one point they were advertising it as a "real -girlfriend- experience". dat bow So the bookie only lost like £800k? ofcourse it's real money DayZ is kind of a humanity tester. They are probably following what people do to see who they need to watch out for. If you are a bandit, they may be tracking you why do people care about a stupid gold icon Better yet why is it blue? Alternative title: what **not** to wear while power shrugging. shouldve frozen that bug Dude, I don't even know you're still alive! I though bloodstains got you.. Just imagined that frog benching three more frogs on his tongue. IT KNOWS!!! nice 630mb for texture gold, gold everywhere You're both angry at each other and you should be angry at the game **TREES Tents in experimental?? yeah i'm not looking forward to running 5 minutes We're in the same place! I have soooo much shizzz to buy. I've never lived by myself before! What kind of build is this? I'm from Texas, so I entered on a whim. I hope I win, but if I do, I hope I can go Such pashion, I'm really curious to see what happens when Unity 5.0 gets out there. But Unity in general just seems so friendly Dat bottom right corner pic. never stopped pedophiles ... Runaan's Hurricane Vayne... The no9 lasts 2.5 hours? Oh wow! You have a light box?!? **Legend of Korra Season 3 has a waterbender in it I turned some random mods off and then back on. Everything is kosher now. \ / $20 per 1000 is a lot! You know how easy it is to get 1000 views How do you happen to have access to a lab that can test for specific micrograms Just went for a glass of water and 2-0 ** I got my first real computer when I was 10. Now kids 4 years old have iPads Wow, you've gotten really good at coloring. All those color practice paid off. Klonopin made me soooo sleepy. Noooooo, I don't wanna nap. Aluminati Hi Katie! I'm Courtney AKA Flower AKA Maggie... Looks like a pink garden hose.. ( ( What's imaginary and non-usable in CS? aaand it's gone... less than 15 seconds Maybe TO is letting them go since Alex is dead? I just realized Romaji is to Roman as Kanji is to Qin. ah ... beet. beet red. because beets are red. sorry, that bothered my brain I'm a bit confused as to how one would make the entire costume set since it states that Pre-creation reward tickets will only be given once per account Yeah. That looked very disturbingly dangerous. Coincidentially, Ziz is the boss in this part I saw thing last month and wondered the same thing Anna's eyes are like Bro I dream about that everyday Link? Woah... you... wow... creepy thats exactly what my weight was and my goal... dem trolls have eyes, beware.. enter with caution What a little bitch How the fuck are you not banned yet That sounds fucked up Hold on, did I just play with you? I was playing Kunkka with those exact items Am I missing something? What comment am I supposed to be looking at? **OoC:** wut when does that guy find time to bang someone? Holy crap, the bot has gained sentience Your hands must be huge. Damn! Sad I missed Humble Bundle for the nice DLCs as they add up fast I haven't interacted much but what ever I've seen he came across some one posting sane comments, and useful articles. Yeah, that's super weird. I didn't receive it, yet it took the money? Wait, who's doing who? Sorry, I can't afford one. I gots no money With both eyes open ** Seems too good to be true OP, you have a lot of artists to thank. HOW? OP, you have a lot of artists to thank. The new office building is fking huge Aww i'm glad it wasn't bad. I just got a sewing machine and my mom sent me tons of fabric, the majority of it PINK. Actually...you're the only one who mentioned it. ~~Wait a minute. I knew he used a lighter weight emacs clone. I had no idea he wrote it. Really? That's news to me This is a very important question. < My Penis haha, got lag free buff, but it was in orange on a weight 6 piece of junk :) and got the horse glitch up level 3 and it was purple, so I think that makes the glitch worse 3-0 Against Mango JV-3 stocking his falco I know, it kind of scares me a little. Babysitting and starting to hear weird noises in the house. I swear I had this same fucking thought earlier... Isn't it illegal for the restaurant to charge you, the employee, for something the customer doesn't pay for? You should seriously look into that that casual thigh flex The gifs. Perfect. That didn't seem crazy, delusional or psychotic at all. Gosh, everyone's is so long. She sounds a lot like me when I'm depressed yet keep going despite not really wanting to deep down,uses almost exactly the same tone and phrases. Hmmmmm tell me what I'm thinking Mass effect 2 and the sims omg we are so alike Having your daugther saying "i love you" to imaginary dudes sure feels weird huh. Lol!^(wanna say ^awwwww but realized it'll be a bit pedobear My last job I was on the road for most of the day. I saw accidents everyday. Not happening in front of me mind you but sometimes I would get to the scene of an accident when it happened only a few minutes ago. I even have one recorded on my phone. Just a fender bender. The closest I got to seeing an accident in real time was once I was following behind this truck and a critter ran out in the road. The trucks back wheels went over it and I saw that things entrails and some pink stuff fly out from the critter and roll across the road into the bush. WTF is ben and jerry's ice cream?? not if porn industry has anything to do about it lol im surprised nofap isnt shut down is that not a miniature dinosaur?? Kinda eerie, it's like if you lose your page you will die Holy crap My name is Peter 6th grade? So it's like 2am here right, I'm half asleep.. Figured if watch a video or two before going to bed. For the most part he's speaking softly so I turn the volume up so I can better understand what he's saying... Well I almost fucking wet the bed. Wow that's really weird Why the fuck would you order Pizza through Twitter? Woah H-how? you got 30 certs in 5 secs with that first clip Those walls tho This. The opening shot, I assumed was looking at a pond. Nope, asphalt Why were you pissed off? i pm'd, hung in orlando for you here It's not stance switching... it's gender switching Somehow I can't imagine too many criminals being concerned with this law. For now Oh, that's fine then. how do you hit cap in a couple of hours? Why did you just lock the door? What happens ...and then conquer us--I've seen way too many scary movies that started out like that! And if they ask you to stay? It works There was a tower of pizza boxes in his apartment and this didn't give your mother a clue that maybe, just maybe, Dad wasn't exactly the go getter type about housework and cleanliness? ^THOSE ^EYES!!!!! ^ That is weird. I buy using paypal and i've never had sales tax Ass bar that's edible? that cop is huge What's the issue here? Is the clock wrong two times pretty recently I was awarded TB arcanas (arcanae?) with expected returns of about 28-30 How in the hell... are you watching me right now...? I leaned so heavily on Tristis** for the last battle! God if you could three characters in battle.. Could you imagine Aurora with the Twins backing her up?! fuck you, we were just joking. Or maybe the boxes aren't empty, maybe they contain microscopic nanobots that infiltrate your home and spy on you I think i'm fine without breeding couple? And second one is free? Chaos lord probably. Kinda ironic, cause i play GKs.... I haven't ran since I moved. What if... but what if... they get negative points next game Who is that bald dude in the lower left corner what the fuck did I just read? What's 000? Ghostbusters what did i just watch!?!! Yeah, that sounds about right, but honestly I didn't realize that these people actually existed. I hope they aren't all that common Im scared to ask, I want to play so bad lol whaaat? is the guy from the old spice commercials voiceing ra-murica? I wonder why its always germans who get so angry at videogames Not to bring religious belief into this but that just strikes me as being weird [HOLY SHIT. That is a massive turn of events. Did not expect that at all.. suicide attempt by Nishimiya jumping of the house The one thing I actually like about the Russian propaganda network is that theyre generally nice enough to add youtube videos. So at least its easy to figure out when they're not straightup lying Sorry for the shoddy pictures. Had to take it with a phone and a strategically placed lamp Who names their kid August? Wow, it begins Sorry, mate. Now, it feels like I am talking to an idiot. Glad you feel so good about pretending you've won some arbitrary victory. Most women I know would laugh their asses off at a guy caught browsing /r/bigdickproblems and they would assume that he had a small dick, so....... (I'm gay so women tell me, uh.... way too many things How did you know? Germany chilled too much. Now they're in trouble Damn. What are you planning on doing at 50 if you hate dungeons That Rodney, what a joker! Hell naw, Exodia is in a class all its own! Yeah Chronos depends on it. Didn't think about that. you guys have Internet in Idaho? Swanny just turned on Wall Hacks dat ceiling ( That was a girl guardian of light is absolutely broken Same. Sigur Rós for longer, actually. 90s. God, that's a heady thing. Almost 15 years. "Pro-gamer research" sounds like it's biased which i have never understood, because as someone who can play a guitar, i have to chop all my nails off, how else are you gonna hold down the strings? and if you're talking about the other hand, you'd still have to keep one short to hold down the strings... "i play guitar" isn't an excuse for anything but short nails. my mind is broken typed asfo, it means Age Sex Fursona Orientation Really? They may go crazy I didn't see the 1 before that 20. My roommate and I are in awe of your abs Wow where can i redeem this code? Green ass-chunks That ass Ping right now is the least of my worrys at 100. Its my fps that fucks me over 10-15 wait what Oh god what are you doing! If you want better thumbnails work on the typography not strip everything unique out of the design That...ass.... Dat Phoenix Wright background Fucking hell, i kept thinking this was modded Skyrim So Drifloon is used by predators?.. Well I have no words uhhhh, Runescape and Rift are still alive. I get married tomorrow > So Drifloon ~~is used by~~ are predators?.. I can't download a vinyl NO! VOTE MIRANA SO PUDGE LOSES! Lets hope later Mirana loses to another Oh my god. Me too. Not sure why some one would downvote that statement you arent in there Huh. Today I learned that Woman Grandmaster isn't the same as Grandmaster. Has it really been over 3 years for you? Our closer just struck out the side. ... is that... ZRAIN?!?!? Recently I seen an ad in a local newspapaer " cheap computer fix".... I was Allllrighty, then. Where in Holy Volcano would we get a password protected subreddit? Oh my god, what have you made? Bill Miller's can be pretty slow but chickfila claims they have the worlds fastest or some bs like that. Spent 30 minutes waiting the other day He's dead....... Any sources Nor are they from Harlem... I was on a bus the other day and a 30ish business man popped open a bottle of axe body spray and just sprayed that shit everywhere. He was not even aiming for his pits. He just swung his arm in a circle and it cascaded around him in a circle like those sparkles when one of the sailor moon girls transforms. He crop dusted everyone in every direction. All I did was make awkward eye contact with a stranger Domika:oh Mr. Zipher I want a family... Zipher: They certainly like cars rolling on people. You've never seen mosquitos in the UK? Oh Deer... Don't tell me they are checking n this address themselves! What new guy? ( I do want to catch up with everything, that's why I'm posting here! Seriously? 1100 points? Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor. Humbled that I am in there with my lighthouse asthma inhaler, but why *EEEK* all those tilted horizons? ** 4 min? I can do it in 5-10 min... Sure it was your son. Also it was said its at least a year till BETA, what are ppl expecting.. Am I the only one that couldn't stop laughing at this? I'm freaking out because it's been 11 hours and nobody has commented on this!! Are you lying to me? No, 21 is the age they recommend for first pap. ACOG actually recommends first gyno visit for ages 13-15 Wow! That's pretty awesome!! With a dash? Where did you get the lava? I just don't get it She looks badass in black Why would you play on Russian server if you don't talk Russian oh prob someone else Hahaha yeah I eat dinner del Dixie pickle chips/slices! Please don't eat 28 spears HAHA So you say our fun is boring I say sure if you want to dismiss it be my guest and that's an escalation well you may have worried about people learning you lose in real life other wise people will be fragile... I think from you calling that an escalation you may have to evaluate they way you have prepared for the real world Why are you playing Lava Axe? cant find it sorry I always thought this was from a Budweiser commercial. ( ( There's a Radiolab episode that features two women with a supremely rare brain disorder. They can't visualize or remember spatial relationships. At all. Nothing. If they're not seeing it, they don't know where it is! Whut? Is that the only thing? hi!, how many keys for a skullgirls 4 pack? what... Phizzurp? what's in YOUR oatmeal? That's the thing, only Cal will be a mountain man, all the others will look different And it will keep wich one? If you know ....whoa But what fuels the fuel tanker??? aye Salmon looks dead as hell and the lack of a sauce makes it look dry as hell I mean that's plain rice not Risotto Her father was a petulant little girl?? there's furniture that goes for 4 mil? my eyes sniped "She knew..." Saints literally **never** calls out MAYBE. Wheat & stuff is what I'm made of. Rank 6, he has gone so far Comment on how cute and small toddler underwear is U're a lot more serious than me! I do not have one of those. can't say I honestly know what one is Still rocking an MX518, if it breaks (it's not looking like that's gonna happen in the next 50 years or so wow. Before Party and Competentetitive are stacked WHAAAT. How did you find such a job That last line So cool you can't read it..... .....who actually thinks this? Not sure if serious or not.... May I ask HOW? Hee! I've always had an above-average bustline, so I'm kind of waiting to see what they spring on me. So far, just achiness and sensitivity, but if they get much bigger I'm a little concerned about finding shirts that fit. Ho Lee Fuk! he hit that so HARD! Well it's a success as long as someone laughs, mine just ended with crushed hope Is that.. your garden..?! What an awful idea oh shit, how badly did you need the car, man? Maybe you are and you've been trying to flatter yourself this whole time but don't want to admit it. Conspiracy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oooohhhh scary Yum. You trick yourself into thinking you finally committed suicide, and so are dead. Nice job. Erm, yes you have to play a game in order to grind in it. That's not exactly a point for debate. I'm sorry that your personal preferences on how you enjoy video games are different than mine...? Omg, is this not a bug? PPMD crushing with Marth 5 minutes? What? Mh. Have you seen the movie Primer? If so, coudl you explain the story to me, I really hve no iddeea whta was going n. (shit my typing is getting worse and worse ! I hope you weren't still 11 when you were having sex with the dudes from craisglist 30 seconds.... what could go wrong in 30 seconds.... What would you cut with huge ass scissors? I mean I understand NASA might need it for bigger things that go into space, but you? An average person? They don't permanently lose it, I assume... Right? So fuzzy How'd you post this comment if your wifi went out WOW crim is hype wtf 1.) Isabeau said that? Wow... shouldn't that include her own family? OOC: I'm sure they require some sort of ID, but unfortunately the link on the page about the free admission is broken. If you look at the url, though, it says something about "Isabellas Registration" so perhaps they have a registry of Isabellas? I'm shell shocked that just happened... I was rooting for EG but wtf just happened What.... the f**k..... did I just watched? What if those items are items that others have deleted/offered before? ( why is there a spider? scared the crap out of me I think they ninja-fixed this. Two days ago I played with bots and they actually traded towers Its only 12 dude I have the same problem but doesnt appear the "Attempting to reconnect" message and sometimes i teleport from a space of the map to another Fedora in the beginning, it has a pony glued to the top of it...It's on the left side of the screen You typed that all on mobile? Te entiendo totalmente. Mi hermana es animalista y nos tiene la casa con 4 perros. Es que ya me tiene chato ver tanto perro en mi vida!! los comencé a ver en Facebook, y ahora Reddit? Ahhhhhh!!! Créeme, yo tengo corazón y he ayudado pero les he tomado una fobia a los perros. Disculpa si encuentras esto como un ataque directo. De nuevo, es solo que nunca pensé ver un aviso en Reddit... * Ya...clicking match lowest price...matches the lowest price added! please, I need galvantula does... does he have... 2 right feet? wait, so this is a real commercial? White rice? Seriously? Wow this happened to me, I was in a custom trying out the new draven skin, and when I left to play a normal, it crashed during the loading screen. However I didn't have to restart my computer, I just exited LoL completely, client and all, and when I relogged, it prompted me with the reconnect button. Upon clicking it, it said my game was no longer in progress, of course, I was just thinking someone was testing out to see if they could DDoS the game... Didn't realize it was my fault! Maybe I haven't watched the series enough but that last sentence has me doing this Lol, in the first AFA13 video, at 2:02, someone screaming for Yui I heard he's 16 Didn't know this Dude, I was told this *all the time* as a *child*! I was told that I'd change my mind and have kids eventually at an age where I wasn't even aware of how it was done yet. even my mouthrinse has that FIFA WC 2014 logo on it Lucian, Vayne, Lee (but a mid main I'm not a dude. She's one fertile lady So... DO take advice from this thread? In your country school starts at 4? "Запад стал производственной колонией России" - ну вот в какой реальности надо жить, чтоб нести такое? That was WAY over the top and unexpected. You did this for only 2 celebi? I don't get it either. But the Internet is full of them. Just a few days ago I saw people celebrating that RT wants to expand to Germany, "Finally some neutral news and not the western state propaganda" 40 days? Wikipedia seems to disagree. Which original post was removed What if your eyes are the only thing you love? this is nuts ...why the heck would someone want to be LESS charitable? Is he naked? Holy crap! What are the chances of that happening? Parsley tea can make a woman's shark week come early... Pressing printscreen is faster than getting your camera out though. Is there music in cs:go! Someone guessed it? le sniped hey do u mind putting up something else? there're like 2 million frogs on gts Not to mention having a carbine strapped to your back makes you better at firing rockets. One of the holes is child sized. I hope it is legit, but I'm not getting my hopes up. Though I could do from a nice DFU restore and re-jailbreak due to playing about too much Thanks. I hardly ever get to see her. We're not too far apart but have jobs and highways separating us. She's completely stolen my heart, but I don't know if she feels the same way, so it's one of those situations where I don't know if I should risk it all. I haven't been friendzoned but I haven't NOT been friendzoned. She has said she loves me, but then she double-backed and said "... like a brother!" That made me be like But cardio steals your gains... So much baseball Wat....that's the only way I eat them I already have a "bloodhound nose" as I like to call it.. Aspergers. Brain can't block out sensory input, so any smell hitting my nose is noticed, regardless of how subtle. I wonder what'll happen now. 200 pounds of steel I am intrigued by this... "bandy"..... Kill Ogre, get aegis? (/O_O)/ KITTEN TRAPPED UNDER TREE (/ The baby's expression at the end: "What is this magic? So many drugs to choose from ' If you are seeing these games on ESPN/2 they have changed the bottom ticker....wut Yep. 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It depends on my mood. :) I like them both pretty equally, but to me, orgasming through my clit is more powerful, but not as long. Orgasming through my G spot is not as powerful but longer and I can have multiples. They are both awesome. I wonder if I could time it to where both would happen at the same time. Woah We just didn't have enough! This website doesn't require you to have Steam or anything open, except browser **OoC:** Ah..... yeah. People can be *very creative*.... That new sportcenter set..... Jesus... That's freaking astounding. I've seen them everywhere, Subway, Walmart, McDonalds... Have I been going in the wrong bathrooms? What are you actually doing with your gameplay if it's not enough to win? So ga glad I'm not typing from a phone, I 'd ge that all time as well... And it's usually set to Duch Dutch which doesn't really help either Kuyt was one of our best players today. On left back Is insinuating violence ever a good approach? "Severed limb"??? What is this guy a serial killer? Yeah, talk more about chopped off body parts, I'm sure I'll want to meet up and/or be alone with you. Topaz... Do you live in Jacksonville? That's what I thought it was too OMG that season finale Then why do you censor people? Hell, I've been wearing makeup for years now and it's still weird to see my face transform It looks like I got your cards but it didn't deduct mine from my inventory That drip tip I expected another tryndamere main how is your budget limited when you have two new consoles ????? if stretched tight enough maybe he could fuck his own foreskin You look a lot like someone that lives in my building It seems that my registration was denied because i changed addresses and didn't notify them. So I can't do anything because they won't even send me the title until i receive the form in the mail, fill out the correct info, and then mail it back to them. Then they want me to wait for the stickers and title which could take up to another 10 days Well I was out picking berries around our campsite and I think I actually was tugging on one of the branches she was living in, and I heard a buzzing sound.. my instant reaction was bees nest! Run! Then I turned around and saw her darting around and then land on a branch Otkud to da ce kontrolori postati komunalci ? I'm afraid I'm one of the people with psychiatric disorders who randomly opens up relative strangers about past abuse. Nerfing nid already gasai yuno from future diary? You show your friend Lord Helix? Pech Do we need any other reason? Lily Allen What does this have in common with being bipolar? Whoa, 60 bucks for bleacher seats Aku tree Oh my god. You're right. Everyone can totally brigade absolutely free of consequences now!! Am I missing Seraph in the top Fantasy pts or something? I see Dexter/Double/Aphro/Link 17 knots at 1/4 speed I'm assuming thats what the speed on the dial is set to. What I mean by that is that the engines are set to a 1/4 output so hydrodynamics come into play. So its takes progressively more power to add additional speed. The top speed of the Atlanta's is listed at 32.5 kn. Just for fun lets imagine that its 1/4 of its actual top speed that would make the top speed 68 knots! WoooWooo Chuga Chuga That's a week for me What about dumping the bag of rice directly into the dirty sink??? OOh, you mean the deer. not the shit.....I was like Damn, that's kinda mean. She looked pretty shitty or my work looked pretty shitty... So... 16 YEARS. Haha... wait, what? Oh my you have so many Treeckos My reaction when i see Zhonya : Looking at the turn rates for all heroes, I noticed Wisp has a 0.7 turn rate. Not bad, although when I thought about it... how the hell do you even know what direction it's facing? If that's true, then there's infinite probability that one day I might or might not ever get laid My SVS litterally distorts the room when at full power, I can't imagine what 2 pb-12 plus would do Puckett literally always sounds the same, I've never ever heard him change his voice Did you just give miracle rogue another vancleef I bought 6 Macarons on sale determined I would use them. I wore violet just to go get some KFC. In fairness, the coach always looks like that. How do you know my initials Those piercing eyes Future people... That went full twilight zone rather quickly. Well now....that escalated quickly Small ones got away ? Nice flair. I'm not seeing a zombie in this artwork. They said they analyzed millions of porn websites. When someone asks me how I'm doing and I don't want to talk I tell them, "any better and I'd be asleep". You can switch around the last bit. I like it because people are usually thrown off enough by it that they laugh and don't ask anymore questions.. It's....it's...GLORIOUS! 203 out of 266. HOLY MOLY Beautiful shot but the saturation is so high my eyes are burning. Why is one cheaper then the other? HOW can you ignore my points? Keep it on the stove? I sure hope you mean 18 Did you stop the tractor? Cus in that case I guess running infront of it worked well for the cows. Maybe we're smarter than we take them for Is that seriously the same dog?! I'm lost Ok now make sure he's not nodding in agreement simply because he's in front of you and MiL is not around. Why is there a Navy Lieutenant as the spokesperson for the 33rd Fighter Wing? I love that idea. I sometimes get thrown shade by tenants because I don't supply microwaves. Buy and plug in your own damn microwave, people. Just be careful one time we had no hot water and I took a cold shower and once I got used to it I enjoyed it. But about twenty minutes after I got out of the shower I had the worst headache of my life and it lasted maybe 2 hours of excruciating pain. Think like a brain freeze that never goes away Its the Russian A-Team. Creep turns you on... I'll be waiting oof. First of all, yes, that is totally my horrible paint-drawing of the door/leash session (facepalm). I know it's totally weak-sauce, but I couldn't leave it up to my poor description.. 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Wait, when and HOW did we name our dragon "Dru"?! It's... actually a pronounceable name! Something a NORMAL PLAYER would name something!! HOLY CRAP!! SINCE WHEN??? Oh my gosh thank you for all the bells!! ~~Really? At her dad? Wait... are you're not able to transfer to a different store? "Why is it called father? I don't see any--- I was wondering if you would ever get that hint. Kill 10 enemies in a round with a land vehicle and destroy 50 vehicles with a land vehicle...? It's really not that hard Something like a dead link? Did you plan on infusing it with an other element? This was indeed a rant. There was a bad experience you had in-game and that was your breaking point, so you decided to take it to the Reddit. This isn't anything new, unfortunately, and the best you can do is just report/mute. Besides, I'm sure a lot of people on this reddit are just as guilty of this. Some may be in this very thread supporting this statement Dafuq aren't you banned for sotw I would write " Is this post supposed to be random? Same here lol no idea. Those Generals I somehow can't seem to get enough breakfast in me these days! Had a very decent-sized bowl of full grain cereal, with bananas and chia seeds to boot, rode my bike to work and arrived half-starved! Had to hit the next supermarket to stock up on snack nuts, devoured like half a bag and feel much better now... How did you get such a great photo without shaking the blades? I just...that mental image hurt my heart...........(> oh god my eyes Do you need the whole thread or can't you just take a screen shot of the important text or copy and paste to you're notebook? I got a blue yasuo once to. All I know is that some skins dont work for some reason Ren Hoek is by far the most genuinely insane character. some of those scenes creeped me out even as an adult I'm not sure why anyone would call their cat that ITS A PENIS MADE OF FIRE! After reading the TL;DR, I imagine this wall of text to be explicitly unpleasant She brought optimism to the next level imma need a source for that Such hot OH MAH LORD, those eyes are gorgeous!!! with dsfix is unlocked ah, yes, at the same time, /u/Gugu42 said he can enable them while having Radeon HD 4650... Thanks goodness! I thought with all the threats supporting this new feature that the community actually wants this to be implemented Itchy's eyes where do you even find trolls? Yeah, I didn't think it did. Or just call it Half-Life and go with a reboot I would like to see lava pits too Meh, i'll still play lulu jungle. People in the pregame chat just ask me not to troll and in the after game chat both teams just, " A really bad one then You should probably move to the shivering isles that vacban bro 126,720 core processor. what is that? ... You didn't remove it though. That dress she's wearing and how they did her hair and makeup Huh, i haven't seen it once, just got it today via the Subaru Germany FB page damn you rx got them spot on How did you get that for 20 $? All server i see for that price have like 50 GB storage I'm here for the Panda hunt it was ok! lol I woke up at 3:30am. you didnt waste 3 hours of your life, you gained expierience and even get IP to buy new stuff I couldn't stand spending time with that woman Oh wow, TIL. I'm not really surprised by Dhalsim but I *am* awfully surprised by Rose. I thought she had good dashes? Oh no, the drawing helped exponentially, haha. At first I was sort of like Agreed. I like the design but it's face is... Justin Bieber? Nidalee?? That was in 2012?.. I thought it was last year I would say charging for installing simple programs like Microsoft Office, but customers often prefer they install them for some reason What route should I take once I hit MI though? We'll be coming in Wednesday evening on I69 What's this "real life" you speak of? faceless + master of disguise Aww sadness no Wheaton =( Would have pledged that one too but was poor at that moment of that year (> I couldn't sing, I was a Sailor, supposed to be very manly and rigid! But I got to see Ronaldo on the far left of where I was, man is huge when you are on level with him I just saw this as they were playing Rygar at SGDQ i have 250 skins, i want my money back when i quit league I need to know right now if you're wearing pants! I never noticed she had navel jewelry Rolf trillionaire I mean...Weight isn't really a problem for me..and I guess in that case I can disregard your answer not sure if n!fac changed their lineup since i saw them the last time but the last time i saw them they got rekd 2:0 by a team of 5 random challenger players who just founded the team 2 hours before the game i lost track of how many copies of bioshock i have. bought a hard copy for pc, pc couldnt handle it. bought it for xbox, pretty much played through it. got a new computer, ended up in a bundle pack... or 2... so i have at least 3 copies... This seems like something that would be a lot easier with someone to help you. The question is, who would be willing to help with this What is even the 'benefit' of FGM? Im not amazing at snowboarding, but the french alps ...... but 50 seconds on non human players such as animals Penises don't have bones..... Oh. I found this on reddit like 8 hours back Why would you vote if you are unsure? What kind of BS option is that I feel like lately ive been getting refined 75% of the time Those were my other choices too. Oops, it was actually sniped Sniped? When I was older, maybe 18 or 19. It casually came up during conversation, and apparently they were dead serious. Sweet christ on toast, I don't think skin is supposed to be that color. Am i the only one that pictures a Knee jerking someone off when reading that sentence. I just can't figure how the hell he played that good when he was injured in Game to of the Final. Wrist needs surgery? Nah man, it can wait, I still have like 400 saves in me before it really needs it. This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen I never would have guessed that I could get a boner from staring at Darth Vader I got confused for a minute there! I thought you were OP and I wondered how on earth he has 10hrs left to finish! ( than you could run your whole system thourgh steam Phallus floral What on earth is wrong with their faces on pic no.3 His eye makeup looks better than mine ever has in my entire life Thought she had an amputated leg for a sec. Funnily enough she got a creampie the last time I made a lot of wishes for the birthday goodie bag but never got it. Then once, I wished for the halloween one on a whim and got it. For a moment, I didn't read the 'k' and thought "ah that's a pretty good price" but then I noticed and... oh my god. Hive app store? What program are u using in your mobile phone to see stuff like that? Jesus Christ, maybe this is some kind of cosmic sign that you two shouldn't reproduce. wat? I passed /u/TheSciNerd? Your right nipple looks...a little weird OMG What's funny..... I don't use Windows, but when I do, it's in a Mac. awh :3 OH where can i get the kyousaya print? And heavens help us if they DO become the average of the population... ...yikes, that's actually a really scary thought Sorry, I am new here... What is the picture of this pineapple supposed to mean? Holy crap. I don't see any items listed under any of the tabs How do you manage to play both at the same time. I like it. How does one cut off their pinky finger with a band saw accidentally? Thumb or index finger I can see, but pinky? I don't even understand how that's physically possible.... I'm gonna be adding oatmeal to my breakfast soon (haven't eaten it in a longggg time), can you help me out wtf am I looking for in the grocery store. OATMEAL? just oatmeal.. it can't be that easy Thanks I will! I *did* read it on the internet after all damn that looks like a lot of work! I thought you were kidding, just looked at it again we have the same birthday! *ahem* Graphic novel, you mean I thought it already did. In fact even simple hindi sentences were recognized by the voice search on my phone. nice man :)! thanks a ton! haha i feel bad that mine was ready and you spent an hour breeding Amazing ---Either I'm blind or i cant see the squigly dash on my laptop Actually it is for me.. Playing since S2 + lazyness has made my mind hard wired into thinking the buffs respawn after 4 minutes I decided to buy one and my god is it convenient... OMG that body plug it in I agree, there is nothing wrong with a registry.. however.. my SO's cousins are getting married very soon, so we received an invite in the mail, with an added bonus. FOUR different registries, and one "HONEYMOON FUND" website where you can donate money to their honeymoon fund ....... You hated a cheat code unit? Everytime I rewatch clannad i skip fuu-chans arc. But still [Fuu-chan ](/s " is doing this for her sister while she is in a COMA How is working for a living stealing from others? lol awww no dreamball feebas extras :(. it's what I'm trying to breed a shiny off next so when i saw it i wanted it lol We wanted 80-100 people, but now we're inviting 170. Yaaaaaaay birthday haul! Lots of awesome stuff! But wow, that gloss definitely is a lot darker than you would expect Maybe He's not even a doctor.... Yeah, no doubt Jeez, and I thought my dog looked like a bear Gon and Killua are voiced by girls?! That sound like the way that I play Saints Row 4.. Without cheats.. The other angle is that the Annual Study Exam provides an excuse for some intensive indoctrination. "You need to really learn all this stuff - it's going to be on the exam!" That taps into that ingrained exam prep and anxiety from school. (Do you still have those nightmares about showing up for the first day of class, and it's actually the final exam, and you haven't studied and you aren't wearing any pants? That happened to me once, except for the "pants" bit They'll never know Someone might be able to respond to your question if you could take the time to edit your post and clarify just what, exactly, that jumble of letters (seemingly devoid of grammar) is meant to ask. I thought this was just happening to me. No fucking way you are 37 Twat cafe? Not to mention that it is now one of the largest bird sanctuaries in all of Europe now why are you also holding a IV bag Someone else lives in NC? oh god that's weirdly super hot to me Shit it looks like her tits are showing but that's just lighting or abuse oh wait ricky i think you've already hatched that egg for me a while ago I am become death, destroyer of worlds. Both but your name is keath_90 ? Playing the auctioneer wasn't /that/ bad. The real mistake was keeping it alive using spells during fatigue Did he... did he use them? imagine if they had qualified for ESL One oh are you sure Whoah... I'm surprised this hasn't made bigger headlines oh yeah i remember dude ...holy shit 82 comments. Awzum. I started reading the Kontakt manual today. Shit is a little under 400 pages Dear god the image in my head of the bottom one Sammy just told me that I am the new owner of the Skylar Space Time series. Well, that chart looks a bit presumptuous. "RIP in peace" People may be downvoting you... you may have even been sarcastic writing this comment... but I don't care. That show is stupid and trashy and consumerist and I love it. NO SHAME! Holy shit that pop balance Kudos to you!! I'm participating in sexual activity with people I already know... Not strangers or creepy one night stands. So, I really don't have a problem when it comes to cum as long as it isn't inside of me... Unless it's my mouth haha. This has now gotten graphic. Whoops. is your heart wearing other hearts is your heart wearing other hearts Yep, I believe you hear it straight out of one of their own mouths too; though it could be lying to you. tell me your secret! You have more than 1 set of legs? Thanks, uh... turtleshibe!! What would happen if a savant memorized the data of a copyrighted mp3 so long as in 3 weeks? Maybe they disliked "Drew this when I was 13"? Otherwise I don't find anything in this post to be removed for I got 404 on that page!? OUTRAGEOUS!! I think if sound started 25sec. This gifsound can be better *come play with us* Math nerd! I've been in multiple tabletop groups, but I haven't experienced a situation exactly like the one you're in. I can only think of two groups that turned uncomfortable: one where the GM had a crush on another female player and geared all of the encounters towards... non-consensual sex inflicted on her character by his self-insert furry NPCs. It became awkward really fast, and I stopped gaming with that group. They're married now, go figure. Why is he tickling the porcupine's butt with a machete? Like....locking your kids away?? Those 666 Loses tho Wtf? Another Audiologist who likes tf2 Well... Just wondering... From what I understand... OP's ex gf is dead. By the hands of his Angel. What happens when people find the ex-gf's dead body? (O_O) I mean if its the other cult members or the popos? If its the popos all their blood is there at the scene \( I think it's rather cute, I don't see the WTF in this. BTW, somehow the prompt reminded me of the Final Destination movies... something meant to keep you safe would cause someone in the movies to die horribly twenty.... five... years... Did you actually put deodorant under your boobs? Mah' dude, I have to check this shit out Those beers have a real lion in their house! what is this 120 australia ping you speak of? THAT IS THE SPIRIT, even though I am English Surely Melee is played more than Brawl is nowadays? Wow! Do people really apply to 20 schools on average? I was planning on applying to 3. Xenagos not a bomb? Ah. Casual homophobia. So funny. What is an STI? Wow what the hell That was fucking hot. Someone once asked if it was my eyebrows, not my hair, being dyed What time zone are you in son? So this is gonna be an expensive card. haha I thought you were making fun of PC gamers then I read it again, that is hardcore! Whoa... Is your name Dan?! Didn't know that works Whaaat is it really ? Why is there a riotgames logo on the bottom right then ?? We had more subreddit traffic the day after Anaheim then we did during Anaheim...You guys love your roster changes "Tom Sawyer" was almost twice your age when you first heard it. Np. It just was. Indeed. Not sure if your professor is sadistic or retarded To their defense I did end up buying PizzaHut unflaired submitter LoL why I know I didn't either but lately I've been watching a certain scientific railgun season 2 and it's not complete and the show makes me go CRAZY Looks like someone just downvoted everyone in the thread Wasn't it like 75% off last steam sale? What the hell was that? Holy shit, what? ye Sorry for the delay, was having connection troubles again The President supported this game! Soul of New Phyrexia is no doubt better, I agree with you. But I'm not arguing that at all But she does! From everything I've read, she sounds like if you dumped a bucket of feathers over her, you'd end up with a pretty tall chicken What does that mean. It would be interesting if he doesn't start... You have a pet kangaroo? As someone who has been playing that OCG token control, I WANT TO MAKE THIS DECK NOW Realy But how do you hide the health bars? What the hell, death threats??!?! Damn, those pictures look solid A buddy of mine bashed keto. Calls it a fad and everything. Showed him some abs and his face dropped. Holy pay2win batman! are you seriously discounting the damage in your own hand? Wait people know of Athena's greatness again? o_o ... Shaqiri WHAT WAS THAT *by the river...... i read a post on here, that i cant seem to find (maybe it wasnt here same here.. sky wards as bonus wow nice one, extremely useful oh that sucks It just felt like it was obvious thats why Don't you have to beat the flagship too? That would be *so* odd to have numb eyeballs Uh-oh... is this something i'm going to have to find out the hard way? it looks like marilyn manson Holy shit Greevils counted Yeah, clocks which work anti-clockwise freak me out. I was waiting for a mention of that clock like a "stop looking at the clock" and to have me be like I just assumed people understood this. Yeah I've been looking into things. I'm assuming EDC is normally the third weekend in June so I was lookin around on groupon and almost accidentally booked myself five nights at the bellagio. Luckily I never updated my card info This coming from the Master of Everything. Now I'm consciously thinking about what my eyeballs are feeling. Ummmmmmmmm Please release this, I've been waiting since about 2009 for something like this to be released Oh god, the exact same song popped into my head and now it won't leave hi i am available right now n-n and actually you match 2 of my eggs lol Impossibru! why would you want to hide health bars? It's crazy how obvious they are. People say "oh, there are other texts from the same time period that have the same tone" but come on. This book is just one of them, and guess what - it also has chapter summaries in italics, chapters, and verses. ._. o_o O_O ** exceeded goal in less than 3 hours Big images, taken with a Canon 1DX too So that's why I can see a report button on the subs I moderate. Weird. I was thinking about this, and as a serious thought... Like you said in 3 What if Zen dies, and Zen's half of her mind if wiped away (which I think would be the most likely outcome) but then get's linked with Kieth? omfg how the heck did you know, i just watched the whole episode Your water heater must kick crazy amounts of ass Pff, everyone does that, no need to apologise! I only bought them relatively recently and EUIV wasn't that great in my opinion, but I'm absolutely hooked on CK2! Only on my second game so far, but already 150 hours in... Amazing game. I'll send you a PM! Hm, I just realised how weird the /r/nobackspace replies must look out of context one guy who posted here a few days ago got 100% completion. I suspect he/she is referring to a post I made in /r/australia 3 weeks ago. One previous post in a different sub, must be a regular thing... Is each of those from one hour? Why can't France and Great Britain exist? Woah, the TCFS pudding aqua is pretty dark for light beige huh Weird out time... are you really hungarian? Because I am, and up until quite recently, my hair was identical to yours Yeah I know I...I really hope people know not to ask Holy cow, no kidding! My son just started sleeping through the night…at 29 months old. OP, you have an artist to thank. I've seen one guy on Mal'Ganis with that title. Maybe it's the same guy I just ripped a forest and then immediately felt bad because I tore a Magic card Wait...offended? it says on wiki its 66k Dude if we could get people to pledge like $20 per orgasm, we could make so much money I'm going to have to stick with shortly-before-the-scheduled-time. If people are complaining that not all the questions were answered now (Mike Joy certainly set the bar high with his AMA), just imagine if we had about 10× as many questions sitting here waiting for a guest by the time they came in. Holy cow... The real question here, guys is: Will OP deliver? Idk if I have the wrong viewpoint or lack empathy or something but this doesn't sound like rape. Theres a bit of a difference between trying to fuck someone using their arousal to get what you want than forcibly doing it by drugging or strong arming... maybe thats just me A Nigerian Prince? never said it couldnt.... Is... is that a microwave? This is interesting. I knew a couple who moved from California to Germany. Instead of composting in a tiny can under the sink or putting leftovers into the trash, they flushed their discarded solid foods down the toilet. You dont really hate to look at those dmg numbers, shouldnt it just show on the character details if it applies? looks like the same artist behind Kick-Ass comic? 70% isopropyl rubbing alcohol And this is only the 15+ version. Imagine the 19+ version ** Globaallll wah.. wah... wut... was... I... just... about... to... Nice. After I scrape up some cash I'd like to upgrade to LEDs. I just ordered some new fans to retrofit into the hood, so we'll see how that goes. The tank got up to 85 today 11th floor asteron centre..I really need to pay more attention to my surroundings if I missed that i have never been able to vault that fast *** Could have been a lure, or he was genuinely confused. You probably could have at least pointed him to the gate and where they were before jumping to the conclusion. /u/PleaseRespectShockedFaces a post a while ago said that DMT or some shit causes trips that feel really long and that our brain releases this stuff when we die. so our entire life could be one long trip while the previous us dies *O_O ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)* **O_O ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)** *** whoa, kilopascals "My contract sucks." Oh man that freaked me out. I knew it would but I had to watch it anyway Geeeeeez... I skipped through the frames of the video on pause just nice and slow at my own pace and didn't see anything crazy so I just pressed play at the very end and it still freaked me out............ What school doesn't have a kitchen? I never knew there was a 2nd cheetah till now I laughed hard at the first paragraph reading it outloud then That ass is hypnotizing Oh well you didn't say human LoL champs, you didn't even state male either. Obviously Brand is the hottest champion so idk why you even ask. Sorry my opinion offended you because you have cat issues What the bloody hell's going on in there And Oliver has absolutly no hips//legs Thanks! They normally have it, but they're out right now and the next delivery will come in in 3-4 weeks I hope this weekend not gonna be a Boring Weekend again... I'm starting to get some withdrawal... it must be really cold Oh god, I bet that was awkward the next time you had sex! Can you link that article by any chance? Hard to believe that's the average These colors are all going to shine on OLED displays. My Moto X will display all of these colors so vibrantly that my eyes are going to pop off. . Eh? He deserves to be beaten. She reads tumblr? How in the world do you find the patience to play Slushie Slinger 447 times? you can use anything. no phone? Enough, this one is fucking creepy EU>NA trashtalk incoming Oh hell yeah, I don't think even /r/asoiaf would be tinfoily enough to reach the conclusions the GB reaches from the Bible Does the bottom hose-thingy go into his ass ? Literally everyone is getting gold, what even is going on wtf Live leak + guy with a chainsaw... Wow, you're right, that was worth quoting in its entirety. Because you really liked it? If it worked like this wouldn't flameblast get like a 170% cast speed increase? Does this mean that Randy Quaid will run onto the field in the 84th minute? just.... just why? This is amazing France 98 still stings for me, too. I was in college at the time and we had a nice watch party at our apartment. A party that was destroyed by one Jürgen Klinsmann. I just completed Week 2 Run 1.. during the run I kept thinking how tired my legs were, how can this ever stop? After 90 seconds my calfs and legs are tired, how can I do 30minutes of this? What is that sub? Fucking monsters! What in the bloody hell? Ugh, I do this. I always freaking forget! I shower, then put it on the little corner where the soap sits. Then my boyfriend gets in the shower and I'm there drying my hair and then I think That's pretty badass, that implies he got just as far as you did, but he didn't die a single time. LOL someone did actually downvote it... WAS IT YOU?!? Apple stealer's jazz i didn't even think of this! Hyper is catching us! They had 1751 votes in 24 hours, we had 741. I am seriously bloated today! It's so weird. I'm down a pound from yesterday but my waist is an inch bigger around. Oops.. So tomorrow is my last day at work. One of my employees just admitted to me that he didn't want to work with me because I am "so damn kissable" Maybe you are LOL A HUGE MISS BY GHANA That was done in Blender... i never thought of and saw it this way... I was asking about this AMA a couple of weeks ago, and I missed it. Why Renek? Pai cine altcineva sa il posteze? I thought I was suppose to be angry Why is The Lost Vikings missing? Imagine getting a paper cut while doing this... Duuuuude serebii says spinda can be found at friend safari I... I would play an entire game in this style. Looks glorious, hit me right in the nostalgia Is it weird that as a non-swedish person, I immediately read that in my head with a soft J before even opening the link? No regrets! Show your dominance and fearlessness! Awwww them into submission! ( Oh, I just saw this guy earlier during the Maw fight The golem has no regen. Would YOU drop your pants for a stranger..? Aguantara sin problemas hay subredits con más de 10 Millones de usuarios But will I go to hell? Rayman 3 - the cave of the Knaaren So what you are saying here is something wrong with all of the female outfits out there because what you so called sexualised? No more Oreos..? Just imagine a circus Volibear skin with a little hat and tutu There's a blog!? I started scrubbing along the play bar the second before he told me I did it... Me too. I just realized. sweet jesus that's terrifying Bjergsen is a red head/ blond? The game looks so beautiful? Over 80.000 subscribers They're getting darker I wonder what's the least played Maplestory Class nowadays. ^.^ I was thinking Hayato, Aran and Mechanics. All 3 have low DPS so that's why I assume that That is wrong on so many levels "nah he's alive, continue playing" I'm pretty much flaired out for the time being. What are travelbugs I don't think I knew the latter existed It's like yummy, banana-y deliciousness with a teensy bit of spice (I think nutmet and cinnamon?). Add cream cheese frosting and YOU FUCKING WIN AT LIFE! Not convinced by the factual data? Yowza. Must be a liberal. Why would you use a text option and put a link in the text? Wait you had 5 recipes in the first pic after you opened all the chances, where did the 6th come from you have 22 different emails? I find this sexually arousing. what? Da miedo... yo fui a pedir cita para el DNI y los certificados SSL no son validos Alright I read through it. Dayum, maybe we should talk more about story writing How do you become an approved submitter amsterdam bij het centraal station That made me Yes...but we're not talking about MMOs God I hope not, that would be painful I love how he switched over to playing more techno. That Marco P & Tom Tronic tune at 1:30 Oddly enough, I'm not surprised by this Then how did I unlock final form while grinding in radiant garden? Why you don't toast your sub at Subway That first one looks like you have a 3 foot plastic dildo in. So take an Ativan and play? Is it just me, or does this actually not look very friendly? Well I actually did No skull lantern in Tomb of Giants! ( Take that, turnstyles! P.s miss ur face. Ps.s. 198 today WHAT THE FUCK Indeed Lol at least I'm not alone with the pissing. Yeah it's pretty shaming, but you're right it's funny and the few people I've told I was actually strangely excited and giggling when I told them. Glad people enjoyed it. My sister is a big fellow redditor I hope she doesn't see this! That face... its just *'you cannot trade with wingmage1'* The weird alien stuff is actually propagated by a weird group of Theosophists that have been chilling around in the background for the last century. Shit is WEIRD, especially where the money comes from. Don't need Uranus? ( Does this foreshadow a feature cross between the Platinum and Black TPP stories ~:D? Two teams who had underdeveloped Pokemon /o/! They would be unstoppable Christianity fuuuuuck. I am Chinese. I know people who've had dogs but none that have had cat or monkey brains. As a Latino, what the fuck was that? Freaking out over here to. I'm already at 3 cm omg ITS U I have some friends that were "diagnosed celiac" on the same day. What are the odds? I bet a lot of things don't make sense for you im guessing i should buy a cheap walmart coffee grinder to use with the peppers since ill be grinding up reaper peppers you have a really nice list lol >< so many litleos How can a highly reactive oxidizer NOT be flammable!? Giga... pixels. Do you like... do super resolution stacking or do you make giga panoramas? Holy hell yeah, don't go there. WTF was with that TONGUE ACTION at the 10 second mark Yeah, rune fragments are stubidly profitable. Im lvl27 warrior, yesterday i was playing and had around 18 gold, friend of mine 2 lvls higher had 1 plat. I asked how the hell he did it, he said he just sold rune fragments, even crafted low tier gear and then instantly destroyed it to get more. I started doing the same and went up to 70 gold in two minutes so your answer to botting is to bot? are those his buttcheeks? ** I think the issue for me is that the documentation just goes on and on and on when a tl;dr at or near the top of the doc with the basic shortcuts would help "welcome" new users. Also hit an odd scenario (bug?) where clicking with the mouse in a split brought up a statusline prompt to rename the file. End result is that I unwittingly wound up with a file named *\q* When people with far worse problems in their life pour out ever single detail of their miserable existence and all you can do is sit there and be like Omg I JUST voided Bam Maybe from the gold chests? How can math be real if our i's aren't real? No other color can give their dragons +3/+3 so idk what you're talking about. Holy shit, I had no idea how extensively you read this. You even got into stuff I don't remember writing or putting in this release version of the document The movie even MENTIONED their infanticide policy! His stats transfer to the next world? A funny tidbit: Sparkle Hooker is married to Warren Goode. Warren has three other siblings, who are all evil! For some reason, lots of the kids born ingame are evil I am so high right now! I would love to watch pacific rim 2. Come to think of it i will watch pacific rim1 right now<3:D=):-( Youre the OT of the shiny wheezing? What is with the painting on photo 8 Why does alistar have 7 finger per hand ? oh god. incredible! it's almost like Velen doubles the damage and healing of your spells and hero power! IMO the enhanced fire cape looks fine that requires to not getting a panic attack. ^^^ someone do NOT let this guy into DARPA... he may grey goo the world Good thing you had help! I second the clasp requirement. I tried on the Incredible sports bra at VS once, and had a hell of a time getting it on. Lo and behold, it "fit," but was way too bouncy for me. I unhooked it, tried to get out of it, and popped a seam. Thank you for recording and posting this. Honestly, I didn't know much about Eric Prydz other than his song "Every Day." As luck would have it, I got to watch this set while waiting for some friends to meet up with me. I lost my shit when I heard and seen this. The drop had me like Do I not? What is the third one; I was told it was Chansey loaded in ~10 seconds for me on a shitty 8Mb connection, didn't know people were still on dialup Its No bacon?!?!? Oh dang I googled now... York/Stark vs Lancaster/Lannister. For real. I read that, too, and just...huh whatnow? hi n_n erm i take it you do have the code for it right :)? I mean i have my own codes but thats not what im offering ^ ^ Im just asking because some people got mixed up it seems how does one pm using reddit Oh lol >< Good to know God.... G-godamn.......... [It means he fell and survided and she did not fall at all I read: "simultaneous eye contact is a boner" I have never experienced beer beeing served in such a glass here in germany. Or set it to -15. I suddenly want to see an "Epic Rap Battles of History between Mohammad and Jospeh Smith You work there? And perhaps they are convinced they are also manatees... now 1.51 :| Obligatory Final Fantasy character requests...I started to list them, and then realized that I nearly had the entire cast from VII, VIII, IX and X... the fact that the 4th of July is already next Friday 6 months in and zeds still not fixed last night was last straw me and the guys on a second floor zeds on bottom fucking hitting us from a level below through the floorboards and dead couldnt even see them ! never ever seen that and i played all dayz versions since the mod and have over 300 hours on sa this zed bullshit needs fixing asap funny how everyone cried about weapon sway and now its been fixed for next update WHOA that is one cool-looking case. WTH are you saying ? You don't live in Indianapolis do you? Wow, like butterfly I find it awkward when I'm talking to someone and they stare at me and not blink. It rarely happens but it's kinda weird. This is confusing to me since my name is andrew Shut the front door........... me too. She was in a good mood...so what would happen if she were in a bad mood Hmmm, I'd suggest we send the reddit police round there, but I think they'd probably enjoy a man in uniform turning up a bit too much "Sorry - Your account is disabled. Please check your email for details on how to re-activate your account." Mintpal kicked me out of my account? I think I found 20. A ridiculously valuable item _and_ winning games from the team thing? I know exactly what you mean, where does everything come from?!? I didn't sort it out as I was packing, it was just a case of shoving everything in the car and dealing with it once I got home. I have never seen so many receipts and plastic bags in my life, those things were everywhere - I think they must have been breeding under the bed or something I went to a middle and high school way stranger then. Oh wow ._. I was going to ask for like 5-6 tf2 keys for it, which would be like ~$11. Did you buy it at 50% off? I don't see how my title is wrong I appreciate that you can see why some wouldn't like it. Honestly, I think I was just too young (14 I think?). I remember getting to the parking lot after and not remembering any of the movie except the beginning As someone with his own company and recently starting a webshop to go along with my showroom sales; Have internet shoppers always been this flaming stupid? I feel like the amount of situations where I'm expecting dickbutt **far** outnumbers the ones where dickbutt actually makes an appearance I read the title --> Looked at your cards --> ohh okay awesome lol XD. Diancie lol y-yes? ...or refused on the basis of not having "good repute" or "moral character." This could be the basis of a strange body-swapping fan-fic. Looks rather retro, not sure if I want to play 90's era games on a fancy new 3D console. Man, Mark has gotten old since I saw him back at WotC in 1997 "my work" ... "what i do" .... Or vice versa Is that all Garrison was worth? it looks beautiful Soon Too late, I already took all of the events >:D I need to make an amazing VGC team with shiny Dragonite or shiny Staraptor so there is an event based on my Pokemon I'm in the same boat as you. I can't even _pretend_ to believe in a higher power and yet some how there's an altar in my kitchen Great pic! All legs and ... hand. Crap, that reminds me- I haven't written the history yet! I guess we'll have to wait and see if this thread gains some intellectual traffic Ha! I'm horrified and laughing at the same time O-( Nope. Didn't know there was a Blair Witch 2 I didn't even know wallet can store passwords I think you wrote a letter to yourself about killing yourself and you want to reward you for killing yourself... what else could the np part refer to? How do people like that even exist? And how do they end up in THOSE positions I can help Just imagine the guy has his arm broken.. what if he was in good health? It takes an hour for people to run 1k blocks to their factions bunker Its original design it did...even more creepy? That was a real human skull used by Giger in the design. ...no WHAT ABOUT PAINT!?!?!? I would bet Still disrespecting Mojang... I never played. Was a baseball guy in high school. But the stories I've heard. How is that even remotely related? I'm just asking if there's a way to change an aesthetic thing. This is only for Xbox 360, I see that now. Wow. I'm only 15 minutes in. Dude.... imaging your 13yr old self finding out he will turn gay and meeting his future boyfriend Whoa goddamn dude, get a new monitor What This is just beautiful! Read the title and thought it would be compilation of him "closing down the defenders" like mad and having 99% interception rate. Silly me.. But he himself looks "untacklable" in this video at least swooned at the cuteness, laughed at the username. keep it up, my handsome jew brotha! that is, if you're really a jew! So let me see if I'm reading this correctly. Since women's traditional gender role was to take care of the family, and since feminism 3.0 is about disposing of gender roles... it's now sexist to assume that a woman cares about her family? I still have a hard time believing that Reshiram was caught with 4 Dusk Balls Yup, that o-ring has gotten messed up due to overtightening. It almost seemed as if there were two o-rings on there, because one got cut through but another is still there Alright. Legend of Korra on my PC, Draft on the TV. I don't know if I can pay attention to it all. Wait a minute. Is this going to be a duplicate of "The Voyage Home"? ( ### I know this isn't /r/ conspiracy but maybe a deadly bio agent somehow spread in the plane killing the occupants. You just got out of school? i always thought that it matters when you start casting I've looked through this website and all lag numbers seem to be so high! Dude, the American one. Ouch dude, that sounds allot worse then mine The original comment from /r/spaceX? No, that would be an allowable submission. Unless you're telling me 1970s history is too recent. *takes off sunglasses* mother of god Does he have the legendary Mangenko Shurigen?? I thought that stuff was only a myth.. > Dude, the American one. Heh... I didn't realise it had been so long! But seriously, you made me think he was dead Why would u need both hands? Leblanc is secretly Lelouch! maybe she will switch stances betweena human female and a scorpion form Wait, I shouldn't be eating peanut butter every day? YuNeek isn;t up there with his voting drive? ... So, women are not mentioned in the title, introduction, method, or results sections of the abstract, but are in the conclusion. "Rapey?" Huh... I am going to retreat back the INFJ forum now. But...but im from delaware. the lengths some people go to for their own amusement Please provide some back story to this Look on robotic crafting table I think red was somehow involved with the Russian mafia, or am I just making this up? Still showing only 2 trades on my status Are they really $500 in Australia? I just bought one for $125 in Canada. Spikes going through Unit 01 for WHAT REASON?! What? # somehow theres a server with 38 people in it already...they've got to have ridiculously fast internet Somewhere is a team whose mascot is a Dragon... Wow people are still responding to this post??? Oh my god I want them. I feel absolutely no sympathy for people who get taken advantage of. I feel like if they're dumb enough to fall for a scam, they deserve to lose all the money they put into it. I took a psychology course and learned that that very mindset is one of the main markers of a sociopath. huh..outdated cookies or A/B testing..weird :: ** wow Release of the new Dwarf Fortress version. It's been over two years now Really? Why just the Torchic, then? You do your tree and herb runs together? I'd be too worried of puncturing my stomach or something This is the first time I ever actually understood that saying! Thank...you... It still frightens me, plus to include he has a 89 slider and 91 change up. Holy goddamn shit. ** TIL Bruce Lee smoked weed Holy shit Not the purple Crayola Crayon factory! You cum on your hand? Dear lord, you didn't put a price tag on it?? Thank you! I suppose I won't be falling asleep til late after 3am.... Hilton is a thousand yard receiver?! I remember one video, Dan said something about a Mike and I was like When was the hotfix? The game I played was 9PM PST, I thought the healing was already crazy good - I am not sure if it was even better before hand or if there was a fix after that game I did not catch so... 48 folders? Take all of 2 minutes searching through by hand And those dogs haven't even been released yet, if I remember Awesomenauts has last hitting? I thought you only need to pickup the points dropped by mobs... Arma 3 ofc "Those servants look unfamiliar." Is he about to be killed? What the hell happened here? An entire thread deleted? I hit you on ladder recently, sup host wearing bavarian shirt in frankfurt? How did you find/get all of this... All I saw wrong was the floating laser sight and I didn't even notice the arm until I read the comments Sure, I've showered with a tampon in. I have no idea how that would prevent one from cleaning themselves. Maybe if you normally shoved a washcloth inside, but that just doesn't seem like a good idea. Hmm I just realized being in space would really mess with your internal clock, do they use central time since NASA is based in Huston? Am I seeing the Forrest Gump one wrong, or is it just flat? What level are you? WTF! Just out of curiosity: how much would you have to pay for either of these seats? I managed to snag up a regular priced ticket a couple of weeks ago, orchestra row A for next Monday. Apparently on StubHub people are selling those for over a thousand dollars at the moment. Wasn't that said she escaped after some time? Are you constantly downvoting yourself man? Because everytime you reply, you have 0 score I saw your snap! I heard that will help a house look bigger too. Does your house look bigger? Someone forgot theirs in the daycare when they restarted their game... but no, I haven't heard of them disappearing. SO much aliasing.... dat guy on the last pic has a navi tattoo Why did this comment get down voted? Why are the premium seats over there and not infront of the stage Damn. Reading all this prize support and ours (and I mean 3 different places) do not give you packs for Participating at all Imagine that, posting opinions on the internets! Wait, prison trump and trump have the same birthday? Wouldn't all weapons not increase the power of fists? Then it would be weapon attacks Where is Syndra? :) In high school we would just up and decide to go to Gettysburg in the middle of the night.. Talk about HAUNTED. Are you watching closely? That sounds a bit threatening to me. Nope, stateside cashier here. I guess Radioactive Scanner CBS is more common than I thought. Wait they kill Ner'zhul in the first dungeon ? There are groups that don't have to put up night watches? There are 3 tiers of Lv50 gear crafted! Magnificient, Ephirium and Delphinade. Do you have Arcane Delphinade? Do you not use a phone Do you no go out? Do you not have cellular data? added! could you tell me how you can post so fast? I think steam may have had enough of our shenanigans I can see that... That's a big pour. caught lying about what? TB was in like 70% of games until nerf for me Echoes of the big financial crisis in the US... the saga continues I used to love them. I had no idea their autograph was something to lose sleep over Um, okay I don't understand how you're old enough to spend the night at your boyfriend's house, yet neither of you has a car? You have to have your dad drive you? How does he still think you're a virgin when you're spending the night with the bf? I'm sure something meaningful will come from asking this That place lightweight scares me Why would anyone downvote this This is weirdly erotic. That looks like the Faith 4th Fair. Ohhh i remember that dude Honathan wonder if he still streaming Wait i thought it was origami Why are you bringing that up here and now..? Other people saying the cat is cute. Im looking at the controller Are... are you sure you are working with SE there wat if he is Random Fleur de Lis in the second panel 12 bn income/year. That's the entire bitcoin market cap right now so irresponsible people who drink deserve jobs more than irresponsible people who smoke weed? Mine has HP dark First time I've heard of this Wow. I love LBGW. That is more in-game money than I've ever had for anything. ... GLEEB was aiming for shyv and got tristana... soo good Your style is awesome Replaying it, definitely, but not when you're trying to A+ every level. I love when my hub puts on his Desert cammies and rolls his sleeves. Is that an access card to one of the apartments on top of the Cerulean Tower Tokyu hotel? Damn those leg muscles that's weird Wow! Ewww he's touching it. Easiest karma ever. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I want to go to Japan. Those people in the video were oddly beautiful. to me Shiphtur's syndra OK, I'm sorry bro! <( I can support anything I want WTF we're putting Tommy in? Did you just use thorn for an emoticon? Wait there are downvotes? Why would someone downvote you for a comment like that You haven't actually denied being a notorious purveyor of child porn... you only claimed that you and your boss laughed about it. You are absolutely right!! I'm kind of bracing not to go until July 25, 2 weeks late, and then I realized that if that happens some August bumpers might line jump me so you can 11 hard drives? Awesome, thank you! I live in south Texas and my poor child way born in late May Totally not my thing! Very unpleasant, I try to keep in mind not all with fetishes behave the way he did Fun Fact: you dont like what youre doing right there... LOL why don't you just tell your friend to come in with you O_O ? yeah! the atmosphere is great!. A lot of people are dressed up in pokemon related things lol n-n i saw some dude with a Lysandre Hair wig ><. And somebody In a mascot costume of pikachu. I felt sorry for him haha I don't think he could see Left or right in it Miaphisythe Byzantine Empire!? Thats new Look at the crowds delayed reaction Y-Yes Is this not bannable? Yes I want them!!!! That body Holy shit you just diagnosed me. I thought there was like a crack in my upper rib or something. I thought that was what the entire sub was for? This is mind-boggling. They are truly devil spawn I hate both. I want that Jacket Wait, up to this point I always thought that all the pictures in those cups were coincidences I didn't know this was actually a skill I've seen this gif a bunch before, but it never said that the thing was dead It's adorable Imagine if they find oil Annnnnd the car crashes Well poo. Mommy magic wasn't what I was looking for. I'm going to have to write myself a note for when I have kids. *Unless mommy magic is real* I still think this is too hard. Do you know how many games have local and online multiplayer? Just know that it's possible to disagree with Vines while still being disgusted with this guy's "article". O_o Jesus, I didn't realize the Bakken field was that enormous! Hey, honestly, you should feel fine about it. Whatever you like you like nigga. Doesn't change you as a person. And at least you don't gotta worry about anyone judging you. Unless you live in the south ...not everyone can do this? the woodblock between his feet... Yeah I agree, wouldn't expect Bahamut to be relegated to a Fate honestly, it is BAHAMUT lol--his Fate zone would cover the entire map and require the entire server to complete it where do you work? Tried to dig up those articles to have a look at them, sadly none of them load up (either locked in redirecting or getting "blocked site" warning Spontaneous ejaculation. Not much, but yeah. Don't think I need to explain further. Punisher Cannon Seriously nice. Enjoy it, write lots with it. As soon as I saw this pen I wanted one - then I saw the price or is it crazy therapist? The Spectrum has Skin Food. i have a nightmare I already had several times, in which I run through a burning city, firemen everywhere, and everybody glances at me with a look of terror... Until I realise that it's probably because I'm running without wearing any pants, at which point I usually wake up... Wait, does this technically mean that Jon can be Lurking in the GG Forums at anytime? I'm here to burn you at stake for practicing witchcraft. On a serious note, how in all things holy are you doing that? No fuckin kidding.... appreciate critism (so far they are well behaved), but what makes me sad is that you still think u need to add *love bla bla bla etc etc* at the end of a critic Jesus Christ. I hope arya comes back and kills him Yeah a few vaal are nice but i agree i would prefer they rebalance underperforming skill instead Reach down and grab it. That sounds awful. Hopefully that's not every time you have to go First attempts: 2003 Chevy Crapalier. It had no tach Lv2 Yasuo beats Zed Game 2 Braum has 29 assists,only 24 kills in the game What kind of warmup against bots I heard there's even an attachment to make it shotgun EVEN HARDER Huh? I beat the DLC in ~3 hours, whereas the base game took me about 4-5 hours Woah fuck that's a game Yea flash is wierd Too confusing. And the weather right now is damn humid. Hot & sticky. When I see that all the replies got gold, I'm amazed Whoah! ¿ Does he wear that outfit everywhere? Mine did Can't say I had much hope either but then it hit me "These people get paid for *this*" Yes? > It had no tach Thanks for your comment. Yes I'm very experienced, I'm in my 40s. I was just upset that I had to search for condoms all over again that actually fit me. Oh god... grocery stores. Who shot pink? What is happening over here State of decay is free? I feel like I gotta do a little research on them because I've actually never heard of slimming creams lol.... Vart jag bor säger alla tack i förhand On Direwolf20 it conflicts with itself No offence, but 7.49USD is really cheap. It's almost less than a days meal OOC: sorry lol no hatch power here >< i should have ran around with it just because your opinion is "dissenting" doesn't make it valuable, that's real life for you Fine. /u/ It took me 40 ascentics to get the full set I ordered a black set and a blue set, and the blue is somehow being shipped to Puerto Rico I don't think I'm a man? Thanks for the pics! I'm curious, though.. why does the dummy round have a yellow (rather than blue) band at the top? If you hadn't specified, I'd be a little I wonder how clean they would be when you got them back That's amazing! Did you soulbind it yet? If not, can I haz? Wow!! Or maybe he carried his team to victory by allowing them to cap flags and defending the ones they had? Sound's like a unsuspected 11 to me ...The hell? So what if you're warming up something in a mug? You use a plastic mug? Because violence is the *only way* for *some members* of humanity my "dream won't work". What exactly is my dream? Hahah thank you Just put TIger Balm on my knee. I think that'll be my go-to method for the day. In other news, I have a job interview tomorrow at a small vet clinic. Moreno broke his shin The...first time? Wow, how far up north are you Confusion is for those without true OUTRAGE!!!! ( That roll under Decapre Ult mind = blown. I have that info graph bookmarked and I thought I saw Crim positive Dude, *telling people how to act* is exactly what you're celebrating/protesting freedom from Holy nose hairs Fernando Santos I can't even.............................. wut? Their coach mentioned 3 dives including the double foul no a chicken doesn't wear pants cause it's a chicken Da fuq? size 3?? are your feet horribly deformed? * Wtf? That shockwave should've hit Well, I'm not at all sure that you're wrong, but I'd like to hear you explain why Anabaptism is its own category apart from Protestantism (or did I misunderstand you?). That is a position I don't think I've heard anyone take before. why in the world would I provide proof? I think you're caring way too much about this convo I feel like this is a joke which I'm not understanding. Wow, I just opened it as I was waiting for a response i dont know how the F iBP didnt have like 95%... Really?! Did not know that even if ali is my most played support since season 2. Clearly not that much research, I looked into it when I first thought about switching over to MO and it's probably more difficult to come to that conclusion Clayton the da real MVP to think i dropped like 10k Look at the 5 o'clock shadow Ouch, a month later! aren't? Dude, where is my chopper. What the actual fuck... wonder what killed the sites neggsweeper is still working for me, but everything else is not WTF Am i naming the anime or the characters You sound like Mordin from Mass Effect in my head Wat. Apparently someone got kicked out of the Adelaide con for trying to grope his crotch You won a game that isn't even out? If I was being honest I would say I enjoyed the game. is this bitesms qr? WTF did I just watch?!? Holycow you're super generous. Thank you so much! Is it my birthday again already? Wow, he really **was** an incredibly nice guy I still don't get it. We escaped from the spiderweb? The internet? I'm from North Carolina, what south are YOU from I feel like he really has to stay fit or else Looks like frozen butter, not cheese. He could probably start a cult with all his crazy followers This was my face throughout that video: Exalton's build has already been posted before, why post it again cute Recommended. You'll be tripping out and having this awesome VR experience and then you'll look over and notice your Rift sitting next to your mousepad. Oh, shibe, this is wonderful How does an item that causes you to level up be used exploitatively? And imagine there are people starting with halo 4 more QQ less fucks given by riot Rolled my truck dodging a mother in a rush after she delivered her kids to school, managed to avoid t-boning her though, called work, said I'd be late, borrowed my dad's truck and went to work. Everyone's face was like Thats a pretty long link It does? Holy Higby dude. Link to your character stats? You have 4? Level 6 siege skill You want them to do what? go and spank your cousin and take his saved up money? Jumpin Jehosophat! Looky at all the non-offensive bland user names in this thread. Here-ta e-ba ome-sa itnesses-wa p-ua n-ia ere-ha! i am now forever paranoid about accidentally cutting myself Omg the grand prize The gorey scenario that just struck through my mind... So...so many biased opinions I'm not sure i follow ***Who loves clopens?*** I LOVE CLOPENS! And so do my 3.5 hours of sleep... As if this is exactly what I did last night So I want to try and take up skateboarding again. Anyone know where I can buy a decent board and also how much I'd expect to pay? Amazon seem to only cater to children's skateboards Oh god.... I'm so sorry. That's odd, I've seriously never heard that expression in relation to league. 2500+ games, wow holy shit I like this feature! Bummer it's only client side, though I can only imagine how it would be if 40 people were running through it... >So, are you like an expert on everything If it bothers you so much just unsubscribe Good grief really? How on Earth can Facebook Ads charge you? Yeah, that one had me guessing till the very end. Then good, now, for the love of good, fix that squeaking door. Did you mean package? Not exactly sure how thats relevant Fifteen hundred a month?! I think the use of "universal British accents" is a ruse. I think they made EVERYONE (well, the handful of NPCs we heard at least) British in the E3 demo to hide the fact that only Arno is British. Why would they do that? Well, when the game was initially leaked some of the info stated that the game would take place in Paris AND London. Maybe the game starts out in London where Arno is from, as he journeys to France to take over the "Paris branch". Yes, it has been stated that Arno is a Paris-native but perhaps he was born in France and raised in England. A lich isnt reduced to a demilich by loss of phylacteries or the division of his soul, nor would he lose body parts by losing phylacteries. why would his mom take a photo of him playing games with no underwear one wouldn't he get an additional sentence for killing inmates? Oh God, the naming could get insanely complex What made it more awkward was that my dad was sitting right next to her, making the same face I was. a team could do the roshan at lvl 1 ? How did you miss his question in the long version? Wait...so, Beyblades are fart-powered? 6'1" and still fucking growing I'm now picturing a "human life begins at the first full differentiation of a neuron" political campaign. Those were... Supposed to be vampires? We have a number of Great Blue Heron nests where we live. This is awesome to me as I never see them til they've left their nests. They are beautiful, HUGE birds, and seeing them fishing is really cool. Until they drop fish guts next to me on my pier sometimes Holy what Arena teams are gone can you translate the above? I just realized I am not on the OCG mailing list anymore Well this is complicated Hello everyone! It's been a little bit since I've been on here. Things have been so stressful around here, my ac is broken and just as it is getting really hot 108 today (gross). My daughter is turning 3 on Thursday and it doesn't look like we will have money to do anything, still trying to come up with ideas. And to top it all off because my ac wasn't working right my energy bill is $360 I guess there are mixed opinions on the show. I've heard that some people love it Left handed What the actual fuck? How long were those death timers? are you openly calling for censorship? U mean to tell me they stack? I have no access to this link Looking to make a town there? I guess you are IRL friends or something? Or did you manage to find three more ancaps that easily and actually stuck together? Porque alguém iria precisar de *mais* sofrimento do que a abundância que a vida real já produz naturalmente? Juked three players at once Let's not forget the detail that there was the name of a private citizen on Aum Shinrikyo's hit list: One **Daisaku Ikeda** Ohhhh. I'm on mobile and can't find sources lol. Not that I know how to do that anyway Oh. Well being on mobile sucks. They've been "fixing" my computer for 9 months now Wow how did you do that Really interesting stuff. I agree Houston overplayed their hand on Norris though--expecting Bundy, etc. for him is a bit crazy. And Giolito for Harrell!! I could be on every day, but wife disagrees on that ? Maybe in the future you'll be Catholic So, I might be dumb, but how can red side top inhib turret go down more than top side outer turrets? Holy shit Neuer Lets put these special explosives in a cheap used 2-liter bottle... This is actually a thing now? Which is exactly what i just said wow, that's actually pretty good This explains the ScoRes taunt Helmet Bro confirmed? ( I think it got sniped. I was not prepared for this kind of response... Razer font From my past, CD drive in a classroom was faulty, so removed the drive until it could be replaced. Not long after, student came to see us having put their disc into the great big empty gap, where it just dropped to the base of the PC. I think your abra got sniped? I Just started today to mine at greenpool, and my 270(non x) reaches 2.9Mh/s it got sniped again, WHAT? What was that Exaaaaactly. raw fish I can't promise anything Teach me your map magic, Crash. Yeah, I'm just trying to get people talking here but most of them are too shy to tell how adorable/cute/hot/sweet she is, or maybe they just don't want to repeat themselves like me..? YES this is why I was thinking someone was just copying it Anchovies... It's not screwing the customers, though. Nobody is forcing those customers to eat there. They could just eat at home and drink all the coke they want. Making a huge scene or yelling at the waitress is basically acting like a 4-year old. Couple Wish spells? maybe? You're getting downvoted, but I don't think I had that happen at a restaurant ever. What kind of service employee would just say "No" before the customer even finishes asking and expect to keep their job? And who would keep going to a restaurant like that? I'm looking at you, Chiveronreddit. I guess hating on service employees is in vogue these days. Mercy. Coolest football shirt I've seen in years, I'm strongly considereding buying one (im English! I appreciated that joke, but people give gold for odd things OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH REALLY APPRECIATE IT oh wow I got gold for that? Viktor was getting big with annie? Not sure if I'm missing something here... were they? That is insane haha. I didn't think people would play it, never mind use a touch screen EK/NK is where I grew up. I haven't Really? yesterday i got 5 levels for tot mine's legendary Biden's son is there, everything 's going to be alright now... Bury what? Check what minutes? The laptop? is this a few days late Make about the same amount what? Same salary? Not true. OOC: I don't think I've ever seen a post with 40+ Reddit Gold. What if...what if they made a Mysti-Chrome Blue or something!? HAHAHAHAHA Is there any space for Kitty Kat, Christmas Kat, or Red card kat theme overlay Wow can't wait! Looks like a full fledged CIV game for mobiles. Holy shit at the other pictures in that album I only played left 4 dead 2 and my friends were being pussies so I wouldn't know that. Good to know! Zombies have strategies AJ is champion! "SITH inquisitor"......"his PADAWAN"...e_e......o_o..... Why do you feel like this??? It's always going Neither have I. Well good thing they didn't embalm her. What Are you sure about that? I've registered 3 copies of Super Mario 3D land to my Club Nintendo account.. There was a post about this a few days ago, but for the life of me I cannot remember the cause and/or solution. Too much alcohol at the moment. sorry. Check some of the previous posts, and Welcome to DayZ! Beware the clowns that was me really breathing in your ears. I am right behind you ... Do you have an erection in this picture? I am with you. I AM ALWAYS WITH YOU. I know they like jewish people and Israel but I never understood why white americans love circumcision so much ( Woah.... Is that a deconstructed block? I never realized those helmets were just CVC shells. 144 shadows? That's some serious dedication! My brother beat Wolfenstein 3D with just the knife, I'm glad to hear that he's not the only one that enjoys needless pain and suffering Who the hell showers with their watch? Oh good god. Do you shave your ass? Well, you missed out on a good 1400-1500 years of history then With 3.5s rendition of the spell, Absolutely true, however you are only able to bind the entity to a specific task, The task is completed and the entity goes away, the task is open ended and the entity goes away after 1+Casterlevel, but everything inbetween? Will either be flat out refused by the entity or you will pay even more dearly for their services... Imagine striking a deal with a Balor to have him guard an area for a year? Good luck with that (>O_o)> ( 3 afkers in the last 3 games, I'm taking a break until the long weekend warriors are gone Yow! people here really hate roaches... Oh wow, thank you very much! Admittedly it was pretty difficult to write, which definitely had to do with the fact that I had to make up nicknames for all the Pokemon and had no convenient way to refer to them collectively, haha. ^Although ^I'm ^pretty ^sure ^I ^included ^6 ^Pokemon? ^ That dragon I am lost for words. OP, where do you find all of this *bizzare* bad social science? it was never advertise to cusomize inn room from the get go.. yeah well the faceless men aren't committing mass suicide ("a girl gives a name his own name What about 6th time. Please if u or anyone else can. BS has no other way to reach. ( I'm noticing it now ???? O_O ???? Uhh.. I thought the headline referred to a siderodromophile / train fetishist. Wasn't sure what to expect. Dude! ...what the... omg, dude where's my car? Riot never cared. Or maybe that's how covert that sub is i always figured it wasnt a great thing The Phantom Peen?!?! Hossin is locked? ... I've never heard of that man this has no precedence it's 100% the first time i see someone banned more than once for 1 game Have you stopped to think that he might be gay? I hope it's one of those three and not all of them, otherwise that would be a very old team dang... what do the other animals do then? wow you must be fucking awful if it takes you 750 games > I decided to just contact them and ask if they do internships. They replied saying that they need more information to continue my application. Who is "We"? Depends on how big the actual area's are going to be to be fair holy shit. that's like being a rockstar for a day. i'm so damn jelly. I archived the wayback machine's result. lol. There is now archives of the state of an archive. ARCHIVE ALL THE THINGS! Oh my > Are you seriously arguing that forcing people to walk under a cage in a prizonner jumpsuit who doesn't even let them see what's in front of them or be sequestred is LESS oppressive than saying "no, let your wife use normal clothes when she needs to walk out" ? What if that large tree stump was a sylvari ancestor? KOTOL IS A TANK ? So you want a tutorial that is a complete game but not "give you everything"? I can't remember being born. I'm not sure if I want to I lived in Santa Barbara for a while and often my friends and I while walking around a weekend night, would find drunk people in the streets passed out. On two specific occasions (same night) we physically carried a drunk girl to her apartment complex even as she threw up all over us. Her friends were completely useless and when we got to the complex, the RA called the cops on us. The cops show up and tell all of us to leave but the girl is barely conscious and I refuse to leave until someone sits with her and holds her head (I didn't leave because she wouldn't stay laying on her side). Stupid RA lady says she'll get a pillow Wtf EU LCS is on Holy....WHAAAAT?! Me too. didn't even know that was possible Wait, really? Imgur has a built-in download function. Soooo, can you pitch and roll cars mid-jump in GTA V? Who takes an 8 year old to a Rammstein concert... He needs to sleep off being a rapist?! my poor mind exploded :X thank you. read it all, headspinning nausea. some deep lore stuff Samus Vi skin You did it! Congratulations, it looks AMAZING! I can't believe you made it big enough to cover a bed I finished it for my wife. We just bought our first home (closed Friday). On the 2nd floor there is an awkwardly small room with no closet. Since shes the one that manages all the bills, I'm turning it into a small office for her to manage all the bills. I also refinished a a $5 yardsale desk. Maybe I should post that one too The Zerg symbol or the Witcher for me, those look amazing. Did someone make these to sell? They're all pretty awesome though. 5.5 for 5 years Yeah I just saw that. Someone just x6 their money This article, Those comments Di Maria has lost possession 37 times Holy shit the soldiers run fast in A3. 17 km/h in combat gear while crouched? This is more real than real pictures I got back 50g even though I lost 1.5p. Listening to who? Why arent they watching the world cup? Why everyone is choosing ice wall like me Hmmmmm, you seem to be studying an awful lot about serial killers........ IS THAT BECAUSE YOUR CAT IS THE PUPPYDOG KILLER?!?!? Do I want to see am i the only person who has never experienced this? Its the future Harvey Dent's a cat? Bloodraven redirecting arrows Hahaha. Oh dear... well, I have a friend living in Switzerland, and she's a pretty accomplished hillwalker, and yeah, she had 80-year-olds passing her, without even breaking a sweat. Called it their 'daily constitutional'. > Bloodraven redirecting arrows What in actual fuck?? Lol. Mayo and tuna. Ok. Lime jello and pineapple. Ok. Together.. What sort of things would they say to that Not in any of the showers in my house.. O-town wasn't a real band either Yes.. I give my props. Praise lord Highlife as did I :)) just to make sure to put the fucktard on the block list that is Volgens de titel van het filmpje is ie groen? He's sitting as a free agent in our 30 man 23 keeper dynasty league, The Men: Plot twist. They aren't Just watched it. What the fuck was that? Nice! What I meant was that I fell into a wiki hole, with 10+ tabs open. Somehow, I always end up at the Minnesota Tribe page. OH MY GOD Thank you! My mother also went on a rant to me about why I don't have a boyfriend (I have a great one now.) And then she asks why I can't be as self-confident as my brother. wtf Are... are you colour blind? Please read reddit out loud? If you look at it the right - or, I guess, wrong - way, it looks like the city's sinking into the ground Unless you lied about your username, you just lied about your stats Those eyes he was tweaked on and off during the season N-neiiiiiiigggghhhhh Yes, Ryan Braun has great judgement What did you do to make him so animated? If she had stayed standing she would have lost her bottoms. that would have been a good show to see. I've seen Dashboard twice once he opened for I forget who, but the other he headlined and I was surprised to see people trying to make a mosh pit Haha! I should have had a leg brace or something, actually. The ER didn't do any xrays or anything. at that point we didn't know exactly what happened and what the damage was. They just gave me some crutches. I couldn't walk for a month and for about 2 years after that, some movements I did I could feel my knee start to pop out Source? if that shit is true that is massively fucked up! DEAR GOD Falling off the second story window sill as a toddler and smashing my skull in Lenovo has to really have some kind of bloatware-from-hell packed in if the SP3 performs better despite having a massively higher screen resolution. IIRC it was like 50% of the proceeds of the compendium went toward the prize pool, which means Valve actually made over 20 million dollars with that little stunt Instead of a face tag, something like "/face I hope 7pm on the first day puts me within the first batch Just because gold and plat was the highest rank possible doesnt mean the players are worse Don't worry! Either way, big or small, your baby's coming out haha. At my last checkup before I went into labor the doctor announced we'd be having a normal 7lb-ish boy. Yeah, he came out 9lbs12oz DN pulls ahead 2:1 chip lead!! You have my respect sir/ma'am. I couldn't do it ( I don't even recognize half these people. I don't like it. I wanna go back to messing around with Team Yugijerk, some of the newly appointed mods and a select group of others. This game just seems boring now... Almost? What kind of porn? Is /u/vwrage serious with their chemtrail talk? I mean, I know there's Poe and all...but Well, most of San Diego is less than 20 minutes on the freeway, so you have options. If you like surf and beer, maybe OB. If you want a place to socialize, maybe North Park? and for finding roomies, is say make some good friends first, then look for people though them.... Or Craigslist Me either Good god, man! I'm so sorry, give me a minute or so, someone literally replied at the same time you did! We're talking about Zed not Zac Porn... MLP... why does this remind me of Assassin's Creed ;\ another sighting of the Apple of Eden? How in the holy hell has nobody said **SHOVEL KNIGHT** yet? This is Madhouse we are talking about. The show will end after the next arc without filler, and then perhaps in 4-5 years when Togashi finishes the current arc Madhouse will make a new series called Hunter x Hunter Z. I'm already awaiting the glory How can you confirm unless dead? I called and was willing to explain what happened, send pictures and mail the crusty bottle back, but the rep didn't sound very surprised. She told me to keep the serum and that a replacement would come. The call lasted a total of 30 seconds Can't recall ever seeing red pistachios around here O_o I thought this was a Magic Eye image... Savjz got #1 in the EU vs CN 2p tourney out of 128 of the top players in the world. Wtf I actually read and watched all of that $1k is *skyrocketing*? Wtf is this? Why does this drama post has 2500 upvotes thank u so much man i love ur face :) i was doing ev's and was like O_o who is on friend list? then was like ( As a person whose been living in Florida now for 8 years, I concur with you sir. I remember when that jackass Scott was voted in.... I don't even know how that happened when 80% of Florida hated him so damn much! Everyone I talked to bitched and complain DAILY! And I'm just sitting there like... wut? I know nothing about this guy, then I did some research, I want him the hell out. And thanks for that picture right before I am going to bed... I can't unsee it... I even tried google pictures of naked grandma's and naked cheerleaders, I still can't get him out my head I have no idea what you're talking about? The fuck ...hentai? Intricate plots? Good explanation, but vacuum?? Well that makes that whole scene a hell of a lot more clear. Where were you during my AMA? Probably the same people that think Floyd Mayweather would be favored to beat Ronda Rousey You just said only toasted sandwiches with mayo? Maybe... it's the mayo. 'Hit the Home button as usual' - what for? just pull out your Nylea (y) (that is possible right? Balathkari bab ka balatkaar? My greatest weakness is that I don't know what my greatest weakness is, so *it could be* ***anything.*** My freind Catherine has been wipped with a stake Anyone else see a dragon in the thumb? They fought? ... They pushed him into a white van, but took him out of a turquoise one. What kind of sorcery is this? look at the HP I've lived in the Seattle for 5 years... what is this Paizocon you speak of? Right ?! They should have drove faster How the fuck do you hold that thing? What is Young Michael Jackson doing at your lan party? Jessica is really feeling it. I'm getting my final weigh-in/taping tomoroow morning. I'm nervous becuase it's going to determine my future with the Cost Guard! Eep! we only have day 2 didn't see a friend request from you Stayed late at work last night so I'm going in late today which is great because I got to finish making a spreadsheet of all my nail polishes (I have far too many Kudos for caring, regardless of what happens. Are those...samoas Whuazzat? Holy CRAP! That is awesome! Was always curious what they originally looked like. That price is ridiculous though yeah yesterday I saw one listed for 2k Or have already done so... in the hundreds. Holy shit I wouldnt have guessed I'm not crazy! Someone else confirmed they had the same problem Gameboys are getting larger. that old ? What did you say? I'll just click "Next" assuming it wasn't important. Wait, what is this toolbar... wtf?! this is unbelievable stupid Steal life + Condition duration??! More like hold my meth rather :) :( "Bottleneck much?" would be a shitty understatement then Did you submit this post as a link to "self.reddit"? OMG your gif is at the same tempo as the song The ending of the fire one blew my mind LOL I can bring some extra signs to put out in our yards "Stay off my lawn punk!" or some Neighborhood Watch Why? Was that "moge" a Mogeko Castle reference or am I missing something? It's probably worse in EU, where one set of servers serves countries with different languages. I've never thought about that before Slender is coming for you... Hide your kids and hide your wife YES PLEASE. My mobile provider today upgraded my 4G speed to 50 Mbit, free of charge. I average about 31 Mbit on my commute. It's nuts my mobile connection is faster than what you guys get on landlines. They are not actually serious about this, amirite? I was about to comment this. I've never seen such a concentrated amount of homophobia before in one comment section! What you're trying to say is basically "because you killed 2 people I can kill 1 and am not a bad person" The amount of times that man makes sense to me is crazy things streamers do for viewers is amazing.. mother of god... A Manning Bowl IV is this years Super Bowl This looks pretty juicy. Anyone want to put one in an Exo? Kahlua Fudge Tang<---Holy hell this stuff sounds delicious. I'd prefer to keep it private. And no I almost feel as if I know you now. Like I'm part of your family Dear gods, it's like IRC has overloaded and spilled out here! And in typical me fashion, I've looked up just in time to catch the weirdest stuff. I'm.... glad you won the lightest really? Now I'm gonna be all paranoid if I'm ever looking out a car window at night. wtf its a game? play it? you can play as many games as you want? That ending The camera was working perfectly fine before I did the hard reset. I tried soft reset too after hard reset. No result. I just don't wanna go through the painful of head resetting again. * actually I'm just lazy. They keep the plants healthy in plants vs zombies I didn't get any points from Mimer my name looks like satan Just make sure the 'magic wand' doesn't get lost. We had a bad night last week when we couldn't find ours, and nothing else would do There are 140 Currently reading this thread on a bus It was sarcasm. Even I got that. How do you not notice someone going into your bag while you're in your chair and it is under it? I don't understand, something doesn't add up. Did you go to the bathroom and not bring your bag? Wait do you want an egg, or for it to be hatched? Just be glad she doesn't ask you to help her into pants like Olivia Newton-John's. . . What the goddamn fuck. the traditional way i guess Trist aa moved, most adc's I play against in plat cant do that Dangit i always miss this kind of stuff. Anyway i'm glad it got fixed, and holy shit those betting wins Care to elaborate? I would imagine a TP scroll gets used automatically with this same method of abuse. Holy WOW. I can literally not imagine this to be real. Like, I can't picture this in my mind This...oh god this just sounds **terrifying.** What is this?!?! And why wasn't I there?!? That ass What did I just read O_O I wish I could go to this Or fucking chucky The 3DS has netflix now? So what was up with the multiple holes, then? Wow, I didn't realize that. Thanks! I both forgot and in this case wasn't sure... My translation skills are mediocre at best and I'd never heard of this one so I didn't know which tag it was to begin with even Why? The comments on that video... What team is that based on? *Take selfie in front of the police station* *Send pic* Haha sucker! *Gets a picture of a gun right back* Wow thats a lot of mews OP is ridiculously hot Maybe The Dead will play there since they're rumored to be doing a 50th yr anniversary In my house it's different for every switch Bring back that headset also. The APM color-headset That Russia was mostly responsible for winning WWII and not the USA. Our soldiers were and are some bad ass mofos, but their "soldiers" died in the millions to win it and did. I didn't learn that till a History major buddy told me. I was all It took you an hour to download that tiny update? Seriously. Mine usually end up halfway between flat and original shape, and even the combination of those two shape traits fits me perfectly. oh my. what kind of game is that? also that cm old avatar is so much better than the newer one OLD COMMENT IS OLD! I never mentioned this Yeah, if they come back, I'll ban them for trolling. I'm just confused as to why someone had a dormant account for two months and then came back to this kind of comment on this subreddit This post must be out of a parallel universe where Consoles have better hardware than PCs or something. Cheers, thanks for the egg and enjoy the hoppip. I will see you on monday for the rest of our giveaway stuff. ;) ps they should all have 4 egg moves...OOOOOOH > Oy vey! ¿Y todos esos granaderos? ¿Para que no lincharan a la mujer policía? Además la nota de intriga "los envases de cerveza fueron sembrados" Aaron Paul You've always been able to rid the roller coaster.... I appreciate the warning Thank you! I'm actually looking at getting a die cutter from a company that does custom dies. They create the pattern piece as a blade in a wood board covered with foam. You put the fabric on top and roll a heavy metal roller over it to cut the fabric the same way each time. It reduces cutting time by 90%. It also costs $600 for the cutter and $75-$300 for each custom die. You have more kits than my local shop Can't find him, but I did find what appears to be a baboon on a leash and somebody getting stabbed in the back on camera. Well that escalated at the end Ooh, pretty dragon-y sky snake thing... Oh god, the victory screech. I still do this a lot, even in public.\ I don't have a jerk tool exactly... Unfortunately? Does...does it count as a threesome? You... you just dissed my source and then used "google" as yours? Even their cheap cleanser and makeup was ridiculous! They had lipstick for $19. I was like I did Yeah because it's hypothetical. I'm glad you're in love with a fictional character man, props to ya. However, even you stated it might sound weird so feel free to get overly offended by something you said Nothing changes even with your first paragraph of government explanation with what I said. "Yes, they have unequal rights and responsibilities. Yes, it's absolutely ridiculous." but I'm still wrong for stating a general statement and not a statistic? ... Even you agreed with what I said but then immediately say I'm flat wrong so what should do commies? not to vote for jugg? Maybe they're reading this... right now Mine is to let my cereal soak a bit and get soft before eating it. Everyone who has seen me eat cereal were completely grossed out by it. Wait, what gear combo is that? Client updates take maybe 2 minutes, and only happens around every 5 days to a month. I've never run into problems starting steam, just maybe a little wait time to update or log in. Steam has an offline mode, so maybe that would help with whatever problems you're having. Tis' also a rare sight to see someone call steam 'clunky' When you drew attention to the eyes i finally noticed the pupils were different sizes ( I found E.T. Holy crap Ahh kk. Thanks for the info. I'm not entirely sure how the physics work when it is inside. Can you do... rigorous activities (running, dancing, etc.) while wearing one ( This might seem like an odd one, but how about Sejuani? I'm in bed now, I'm gonna try to forget this entire convo... I still do. Literally what came to mind for a second and then... holy shit that's all wire... Man this really looks like the house my friend in middle school/ high school used to live. hahaha I'm sure your's and his are just similar... just maybe Dear god, I couldn't live without my online banking Oh, that would be awasome. :) I think it wouldn't be so hard to do... For instance: Barrack would be a building which would have 3 spells - spawn melee creep, ranged creep and catapult. And you could control them... If nobody will try to create it until Valve relases official tools then i will try it. wasting? What's the canon route? I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND Guardians...used to be dead? HOLY ****. I never even knew "doge coins" existed... I can't really recall any significant lessons about food at school either. And my high school had a soda machine and during lunch you could buy candy and other unhealthy crap from the school store. OH, and we could leave campus to go to McDonalds and other places. 106 round trips. Even more weirdly, the whole problem is not that he went, but that he has no receipts, so he's only *claiming* to have gone to a hot spring 106 times on the taxpayer dime. ( With enough sugar it might ! Hmmmmm. For science? honestly kiirne are you living on reddit? In every thread i see a post from you I can see your dad just sitting in his bed like I don't get it How are you typing this if you're blind? Are those for a Hawkeye? That looks awesome I don't know why, but this album artwork is... hypnotic I'd sooner hit myself in the face with a jackhammer than have to take care of that many pets Something related to Watchdogs that DOESN'T work and/or is frustratingly annoying? That can't be right, can it? It isn't. It's so much less. The part you can see in the picture is basically all there is, there is actually no material on the back, other than some threads tied around the midriff to keep it on. There are couple of illustrations in the book where he's showing off his butt Wait, that was PENNY??? Also…a lot of Morgana's do this thing that…uh a lot of people do in league for some reason. If they want to throw a skill shot at you, they randomly start walking in a straight line to you. At least in silver 3/2 [highest ranks I've been] they do. since when do tanks walk? Uh...aren't they canceling because of weather? Why is that Holy crap guys... Already over 1000 views? Ingame i got 500MS I have tried this as well as several other tactics with two different colleagues, both of whom will basically continue talking unless someone just cuts them off and re-directs the conversation. They ramble, change topics, repeat themselves, as just drone on and on and on. It's especially difficult with one of the two because we sit together on an already deathly boring committee. Nothing works. *Holy* **crap**. How do people write so much music She deleted her twitter page. If yer serious...? Ik word gewoon een beetje duizelig als ik naar deze foto kijk The first one, at least, was known to Chaucer, and probably had become integrated by his time -- In The Miller's Tale, iirc, one character was standing at a second story window, having dropped trou because he had "gan forth for to pisse"...As someone was sneaking up behind him with a hot fireplace bellows... Terrible attempt at blocking out names Kansas project?!? I thought that was just a short form for Charles Does it appear as a sniper scope to other players then Oh no problem! I'm actually more terrified now after reading everyone's similar experiences! I thought if it were only me, then it could've been just my imagination. But I guess it wasn't such a unique phenomenon after all... Oh wow you did exactly what I was set up to do out of high school. Decided against the army route though and am currently in college looming to do what you're doing. Now I'm concerned it won't be something I like. Nope Ok so I'm not the only one Already??? Did...did she do it to keep your ex as her son, do you think, or to get back at you by keeping your ex in your life some how? But you're not secure enough not to be afraid when you see one in public. holy mother of god I was never a big fan of Freddie Gibbs, but I decided to pick up Piñata because I knew Madlib produced it. Man, the beats Madlib layed down... What ifshe's screaming because she's haunted by the ghosts of her murdered children Wow. The Yankees just signed a whole farm back up team with a bunch of upside That's a whole new level of trolling, you've gone too far Eugenios! That means it's working! I got the three emails, too. I was like "uhhh, what the hell is all this?" I was enjoying all then it hit 18 and I was like... WHOA I had to do a double take on your user name, because for a second I thought you were me somehow. Glen Wesley? Im always watching Seriously, the transparent seams bug is still there? It must be years now Oh ya If a Hobby Lobby employee gets an abortion and pays out of pocket, Hobby Lobby is still facilitating it. I mean, Hobby Lobby pays its employees money...the same money that the woman used to pay for the abortion. I'm glad I don't get this. *Raiden wait whaaat hirez support did their job ? It's just so beautiful well, that sounds reassuring. I can't believe nobody got this! Woah there That works! Upvote for the guy who drew em! Sweden has very beautiful people for monarchs. Why was Milhouse's hair black Failing Jormag ?!! Holy moly souls grace & majesty will be the most overpowered cards Thank you, you're totally right. He doesn't stare at my ass though... this is one of those things that make me wonder if i'm crazy or not. 3 Million Zel Holy shit, that's fast. And your walls Man is not 600 000 creep it's over one million damage True, I've read the same thing about PETA killing a lot of animals, but... lettuce bikinis? Joakim Noah is in LA right now I'm super fascinated by them (see my edit about the documentary). Just imagine in 50-100 years when they can walk and talk huuuh... srsly Holy sh*t I was sure they could I NEED THIS How'd you get up there? I can't believe I'm not alone! Sisters maybe? This was an issue in alpha, I remember that I reported it. Yet another issue that was transferred to the live release. Really didn't understand what the alpha was for if things just get let go like this. But I really wish I had that commander again The David Stern one He's been working out those forearms I've actually never heard that =/ I guess I just naturally assumed they were fine. Ha. That sucks since they love them so much. I often give them bone marrow... but maybe that's bad too So you use IE to download Firefox to download Chrome? I don't hear a squeak when I pull them apart They do? Haha. Exactly. It doesn't bother me. It's more humorous than anything really. You should have seen some of the threats in my inbox this is immoral? I only wash after pooing AArgh! Volvo deliver chest items. I have 3 invisible bundle-items in my inventory!!! Ooo new bag looks sick 400mb update I don't get it; did he disappear? Nooooooooo my formatting got messed up. Darn it! Yay, I fixed it. Was scared for a second... first post on Reddit ever. you wouldnt happen to have had a kid you put up for adoption 24 years ago , would you? I shudder to think of how the store employees held the motherboard. Where did they put the price sticker anyways? My local Goodwill probably would stick it to the circuitry. Ness Compared to last year, yes he's not mentioned very often. I once vacationed at a beach house in Panama City Beach. We were enjoying the waves and the stars, and just relaxing. Then some folks drug a hammerhead and a bull shark up on to the beach, all bloody. They had been fishing just offshore RIGHT where we had been swimming all week. I've never quite been able to relax in the ocean since then. Yes you look hideous Okay thanks! Interestingly enough, I just logged on right now and Cylia the Enchantress has the Buffalo Amulet for sale. And imagine, this is only the MILD sauce talking so why can't ezreal be like lucian but balanced? Thats... so creative actually.... Is it someone you'll interact with frequently? If so, mention it in passing and be honest. Tell him you appreciated the fact he was thorough, as it made you feel like he believed in you. Then again, maybe he was trying REALLY hard to find dirt on you so you wouldn't make it. ( dem eyes do I hate to get on this bandwagon, but that new icon might actually be Battlecast Skarner Then why the sad face? I couldn't take my eyes off linzy while watching their new MV Always how am I a douchebag? You can ask for crusades!? okay then... Wow. Who would buy a car that's been sitting for 5 years? Gah, even the "ugly" faces he tries to make are attractive. Well, a few of my friends are getting asked "what kind of asian are you" ... I'm not sure if that's more progressive or still kind of weird haha.. 15m cash stack + a ZGS waaaaa means with 100 energy i can do 2 of those rounds+1 normal round I'm seriously hoping for a Wii U remake for Majora's Mask, dem HD graphics I completely misunderstood that title and read it like the biker club members don't feel safe when they are in court so they take child abuse victims with them so they feel safer. I was completely perplexed until I opened it and read it properly Holy... that's actually kind of amazing Ma sœur a eu le Bac ES. Avec une moyenne de 19.25 No i have just wrote that in a few seconds. I am fast with the keyboard, better than aiming Coool's Twwisssteed Fatttee can i add you tooooo?! Holy fuck, I had to google this to actually know what you are talking about. I didnt even know people do that what is going on there? it looks like the vein is about to burst. holy shit!! ? wait, are you shitting on rifking? what the fuck dude, rifking's awesome. /u/DougGlover and /u/RedAdamantisaurus really got crazy amount of rare trophies! Yikes. 16 techs behind Arabia. That's GOT to hurt Then why is it, because it's a 1/2 for (G/B) ? Texas is also near the top in teen birth rates. When confronted with this fact, Rick Perry reaffirmed his belief in abstinence only education and blamed the teachers for not being effective. Haha, pretty funny. The penis threw me off though That was really funny! The commentary was natural, and the intro was nice as well! Game was weird though... Another of NK's Finest Why is androgynous bad? Well, it is an auto attack with an added effect That sync was scary Oh, just ordered a Axe Tshirt from there and it has free delivery What win streak I'll be your friend. Notice that the photo was taken from the passenger side. I put blueberries in it And reposted from 3 days ago. A tiny bit deceptive perhaps... but fucking terrible? i thought Forsen was rank 1 Wait a minute... I must have not been paying attention to the leaks, the power button is on the right hand side now? Something tells me you didn't really get 2 million elixir in one raid and there was an extra zero in there... right? But surely this was planned with them? Oh wow, I didn't realize I was on TrollY till you mentioned TrollX Woah. We have very similar names Literally Clerics not being proficient with Heavy Armour is a major change to me I've been having too many problems Having a friend at university who was a lesbian, used to have great time doing collaborative art together. Then one night I got so drunk I could barely walk in a straight line and ended up colliding worth someone on the street on my way to town, turns out it was my friend, and she was equally drunk. She invited me to her place to show me her flatmates ferret. Next thing I knew she was on me and making out with me on the couch, her flatmates show up and give us that I need to go there and eat them... Yep. Also, my flair seems to not want to work right now Now I know your name Actual property rights with digital purchases? IT doesn't? The dragon warrior guys in the Dragon Shrine can parry, too. I've never seen one take the crit, but I've been parried two different times Dirk In... *both* meanings of the word? And that, is part of why I don't get involved in community matters. People take their shit way too seriously I'm so surprised this isn't a super-mega thread. Another japanese sniper I've never actually used it. So when ESPN goes to commercial you just get a "waiting" screen? I wouldn't be able to stand that, regardless of music. As a /r/ADHD moderator I thought you would enjoy this video. Thus, you were summoned. I saw this movies in theaters... and I don't remember *any* of that. omg LOL what a great idea Most combo locks don't have keys... Are you me??? Eat and murder sounds much worse than murder and eat. Mrs. Romney with Mitt's face looks like Fabio. like they don't even carry the shoes? ... According to the game, the plural is Macuahuimeh That's dark! Dark souls isn't horror? Wow And together they are **Bearded kitty!** or maybe **CAT DRAGON!** I don't know what I'm more impressed with, the tutorial or the fact he typed this entire response with one hand I have the same plate and the same carpet I know... D: I have no life anymore Someone's grandfather could've been alive in 1776. Where are his balls "That's commitment right there, good on ya Google..... wait a second, that's a dog fucking a pig." Mine didn't really have anything to do at WDW, but it happened there. I was standing with my sisters in the...bunch waiting to enter the Monster's Inc. Laugh Floor. I was watching Roz do her spiel and saw a man wearing an Auburn shirt. I went "hey, war eagle!" to him and he goes "thank you." and turns away very awkwardly. My sisters looked at me with these huge Yeah, it really does... They don't sell deodorants? "Leather removal." That is a seriously big leap to make because someone wears high heels Needs more external drives. Those eyes... Why the downvotes? If gay people get married, then everyone will be treated equally. I actually just did it and it said 32D ... how did that taste? Looked up a Demo Lovato video ya know, for science. Overly Auto-tuned That moment when several famous youtubers say "good job" on your video That sounds absolutely terrible. Add me plz need muk We did it!! Next up: Brazil... BEST. DAY. EVER. 90% of my iTunes library is Vocaloid, it's crazy. My favourite is IA, but only when her voice is used well. Most of my library is Miku though because it's easier to find catchy songs with her in them seeing is she's so popular. My favourite Vocaloid song possibly ever is a Rin one though, Meltdown or Roshin Yuukai I think it's called. It has some pretty dark lyrics though, I was seriously not expecting them to be so dark so when I found them I was like woah lol wat? Having to teach middle school students (12-14 year olds) how to tell time on an analog clock, and spell the days of the week Where did you all go that there were truancy officers? And why weren't there any at my school? I can't see how it'd be illegal though, all it basically does is just let you use previous gen controllers on next gen consoles Spheres get fused when you fuse units? Woah, you're pretty far in the red. That is a very scary thought. And how the hell did she avoid any type of labor? People actually *like* 2fort?! Williams & Ferrari. Max Chilton in Q2. Ferrari and Williams not even out of Q1! Mine is 26 gig. I want this quaggan set as facebook emoticons. Omg, never expected to see you there moobeat Thats confusing. What else is there besides winky and cootchy? I actually have that equipped on my Monk ATM. I didn't know it did that what is this some kinda 4chan style raid? Whet, I never said it was hardstyle Holy shit dude if you think soohyun is any better... i don't understand why anyone would bash you for doing what you enjoy From the map on the website it looks like it's going to be that way What.the.fuck?!?!? I have no idea Amazing movie. My dad is a carpenter and I got him this on a DVD. At first he was like " Do you mean ___o_O_o_ 4 years playing at least an hour each day ,sometimes more then 6 if i can find the time Uhh, have you ever looked into what the largest charitable organization on the planet is? Apparently. Here was waiting for this Woah, where'd you come from? It's like Predator's mouth except eyes... you can hope for a mistery skin gift Sniped 2 TImes Super idea thr $16 ring looks EXACTLY like the $1.25 ring... but he said his has better ergonomic features or some BS like that.... I feel terrible now. I've wanted to shoot them for so long but i willl only get into london at about 5pm. Is it better to play on the phone or PC I know who, this guy is witchhunting me Is this egg still available? Oh my god, the only time it's ever happened to me is the last scene with the clone in the Citadel DLC. He's all "the fuck makes you so special?!" and Shepard is hanging there beside him while Wrex and Garrus come to save him like *** Hilda's booty broke her pants Omg how can anything be so beautiful Never add line renderer as a component to a useful object! SAPR = "Stop All People Raping"? It looks nice but it's expensive. €3.5 for a beer (25 cl). Or €16 for a hamburger I actually thought it was a real photo of a taxi for a second there You mean you've never cracked a peach or an apricot's seed before? so much upvotes Interested in the 350D. is it missing the side panels and rear IO shields? ALL HAIL SKLUL: GOD OF THE UNIVERSE. if you attack it, you'd be attacking everything da fuck There's another kind of Fire Kings? Its verrrry tough to disable caller ID and give a fake number I swapped my deadly boss mods to You will die instead of the usual alerts one night. It was a bit anxiety inducing. Amazing doc. It was gripping, I really couldn't tell how it was going to end. More evidence that RVP wasn't born with a right foot! Holy shit arteezy trash talking before he was even born Whaa.. I have never heard of roommates doing this and I have no idea how or why anyone would think this would work. да ну нафиг, даже в москве ОНО дешевле Is there really a consideration to sub on Krul just for pens? Just came home, didn't see the matches today. Wanted to watch gifs and see what happened... why is there no post match thread? Is the game still going?! *turns on TV* HOLY SHIT 0/0 AND ONLY 5 MINUTES TO PLAY She claimed sexual assault via music? so the new video, "night, the comment says "YOU SOTHEI" and the description "see the sun i know you hi goodbye nighttime sleep now" so IDK if that saying that whoever is posting this is stopping for now. And honestly, I'm too freaked out by the inlarged creep eye picture to even continue the fucking video Omg There's still one in the box! Dooflock? And would said alloy S.H.I.V. have auto close reaction fire due to sentinel drone? I took a 3 day reddit break and everything is all weird... Dat internet speed... Congrats man! I just killed NG+ Artorias today. He is one agile dude There's a lock on feature? lol this sounds worse than the eating ceramic. Less painful physically... but that #### Why is this a thing? That game was just pathetic all around. I don't know what else to say about it. What? the Air Battles/Tank Battles choice? Since tank OBT came out I don't get it... You're fast How do you say it? Because getting the premise across... is a bad idea... OMG Cool! And that's a lot of clamps wtf. cannot be unseen Danny is not your real name Wait , was that the little grassy lot with the oval drive next to all the school buses? Regardless, I waited with my 3year old and my friends, also with a 3year old, until 10:50pm, when they finally started. You're from Michigan and you're ENJOYING THE HEAT? I actually managed to hit 3 concealment with a Ravenshot gun and Swedish K + light body armor I just realize I didn't read past "Jeff Samardzija is 6'6""... what did I just comment on How many do you have?! wow, seriously? it takes 12 episodes for them to show that? was it really that long in the manga ;o . does it occur after chapter 731? This movie starts out feeling a little bit meh, but if you make it through the first half an hour you start to really go hope you didn't clean it yourself She looks like Miranda Cosgrove. Are you my dad, or is this just a cliche... aaaand now I'm looking at buying bags.. I rarely even use bags I'm a *what* Too much soy? I love her dress A few years ago I went into a bestbuy looking. Within 5 minutes 5 employees offered to explain why the laptops I was standing near were amazing. What's the slot machine thing and how does it work What facebook stalker? ´ turn back trust me Welcome to my world! Do this all day... Sometimes for hours with it strapped on my face and playing Fallout... Just stop.. Internet arguments How? I tried it a few times, it was fun, then eventually I didn't feel anything in my prostate. I think I broke it. Read that as "menstruation cup" I hate when that happens. It is? The 14 BTC buy wall at 7... is that you? I'm high as fuck just from looking at this picture. wait sound reduces FPS too? Vi. I don't know whether to be happy or frightened by those giant hands.... What? Jagex made this? I can rest my M7 on my palm at about 5 degrees from the vertical without it slipping. WTF just happened My boyfriend has never talked about this I agree wholeheartedly. I also find the idea that a scientific classification system to be sinister in any way the utmost in stupidity. Talk about completely missing the point What happens if a random guy teamkills you with a Commissioner and runs away? lol tnx a lot man but it's not risk to clone him with no powersave? He drops degraded barrows gear? There wasn't any camera flashing. Oh, totally valid! I was just offering another option if it didnt' work out here. (Also, apparently, I missed the part where it said "here." God, I hope it's not dysentery. OMG.... if this thing evolves even further, Actually, my HUD was out of date. I downloaded the newest version and now it's good I mean a fully loaded loco with mods does like what...100 damage? It fires 6 pellets which if you had all of them hit, under my suggestion they'd do somewhere near 180 damage before counting head shot bonuses. I'd say that's quite a bit, wouldn't you omg that visual No they didn't. Look at their in/out data with Russell, plus before/after he joined the team. They were the GOAT defense with him, worst defensive (and offensive I just realized my front door is open. Why is my front door open? What did the deleted comment say? christ...... Yeah I think he did . I remember him getting asked to remove his badge and if iT was real quite a lot . It sucks really to have your badge questioned . 5000 days and people think its all bullshit . Its an insult to his willpower . Jedijoe113 sir I'd like you to know I believe your badge is real and that people like you are an inspiration to us all / ( I haven't even *seen* advertisement for the Wii U. i couldnt understand a single word in that sub! What did you use to make this game? In 4 hours I thought I had given up on tkl... This is making me reconsider this might sound like a noob question. so if i study more my brain will get bigger? Was also going to ask this too. I figured a sunfire would have been the first choice. I'm not looking forward to my kids being of age to date .... Is there supposed to be a deeper meaning to this...? All the diamonds everywhere! This is not a rage thread Flowers for Algernon. If you open it to the first page you'll probably be thinking * How old are you? Tope 10? My friend once sent his boss a "lmgtfy.com" link. He was being a smart ass (he was kind of chummy with his boss). Next day he gets an email asking what the site was that he got those good search results from, since he had another search he needed to do. I'm curious whats this weapon you are spending 8M per reroll on.... Hold on... If you quit, it'll save the emeralds?! got sniped on scatterbug .... realy So Jews watched the Terminator, Christians watched up to T2, T3/TSCC could be the Mormons, and T:S would be Islam. Kobe and Elementz too? Sadly no special balls :( Sorry the trade initiation thing is being all wonky I will be happy with faces, and how they look in armor! can't wait to see Holy jeepers! That's a couple people So that's why that spot is called secret some nice looking wings? I'm 15 and I'm 6"1' holy shit I'm tall... And yet I suck with bow but am sword hitler. We are like complete opposites I saw "hammer his legs" and Haha I remember that one. There was huge discussion about WHERE did her arm go through to get there... some people had very poor understanding of human biology The " It is such a trip to me that my friends have kids that are in school already quietest But what does it taste like? I have no idea what to tag this as... Discussion Rakitic for CAM or even Grenier. Their passing is supernatural Ok, hot eyelashes aside, does anyone else notice the freakin' awesome thumbs on kitty!? Perhaps this is a stupid question but are the same civs always grouped together? When I randomed Poland I had Morocco and Songhai as 2 of my 6 as well (Whoops, the weird thing is that I was 99% sure that I used the auto-fill function to write that. kobe pretty ballsy to say that I mean that is the problem of every top team in NA right now Jesus, that is the fastest transfer of RDD I have ever experience... I think I dated the bottom girl Thanks alot :) What plugin is this? So you only watch documentaries? Why would you have coins in the bank instead of just tossing it all in money pouch? Seems like a wasted bank slot. Why do you have all that mage equipment but no wand/staff? It's not my first, it'll by far be my longest though! And biggest! And I'm a big wussy scaredy pants! I should be asleep now in preparation but TOO MANY FEELS whuut? Well I posted the link for this into the group chat So much C9 flares Nu Wa has a strong early game Yeah I guess. I said those because they're quite feminine and human like and I can't imagine have a male of those. I think I wanna marry you ...Oh gee. And here I was running short on nightmare fuel. wat No, Bioshock Infinite had a story which made sense Holy crap, seriously? I have ANOTHER fruit tree in my yard? worked for me It looks... pretty big. How many Snorlaxes he has that he has a favorite one? Ohhh okay. I was gonna say... STOP FOLLOWING ME Dude...was this on Lothar by chance? the formatting > I pulled about 6 feet of blood soaked gauze out of my twat and was just staring at it like Tired, grouchy and *hot*! Heh, being a pom I can't quite agree with "low as fuck temps in winter", but it's not exactly warm... And it gets HOT in summer god damn You mean, there's a specific, single div you're interested in, and it's the only one that's a `"test"` and not any other class, and you don't have any other way to identify it? "She made me girl her oral sex" Did you not get it? I'm starting to think, this "bro" is someone very important or something What the Hell?! You're right! If you think about it, the earth is like a big spaceship TIL that i use the captain lock in my current deck. Is reasonableness breaking out? AM I DREAMING??? I'm confused whether you're male or female An order from Thane store is coming in the morning..... the wait begins... *"FAPP"* Smart but lazy, tbh. Idk tho. We used to have this kid, at work (i'll call him Ace). Ace was like stupid as all hell, and he got fired a while ago. Anyway today my manager told me "I think most of the stuff you do is pretty damn close to the Ace way". I know that she meant to call me stupid and it was probably a joke but I'm also not the best at my job and holy crap this is a long comment Goddamn the President is more ripped than me I would understand if it was Google Play compatible device (it isn't), but for crying out loud, why not focus on your own fuckin' operating system which is better in every single possible way than what iOS and Android offers? Was wondering if you could share how you calculated your caloric maintenance. And only 200 calories surplus per day? Is that pretty typical for someone trying to gain, it seems so little (I'm new to this so I don't know, honest question). I'm like OP I am currently a cutter right now trying to weight train, so I was really surprised to hear 3600 I don't see anything Why would you buy a mac for gaming? Why did I fall for this, whyyyyyyyyy sai che ho dovuto googlare.. sta cosa marziana, gnocchi con prugne Don't trust a fart wtf. why is it removed?!? it never ends /u/nyceyo I really hope Polyphony decides to scrap the PS4 and make the next one for PC. Imagine the possibilities And her being cute is.....a new thing? The exact same parody I turned a profit with the first mission by getting a Deagle Pilot worth 7$ and 3$ case next match Jesus Christ..... The only reason that Brazil managed to perform the most dives is that Italy has been eliminated in groups Wait, so it's not shiny-locked? H-how did someone take this already "There's not enough action and gunfire! unlike the avengers!" I play a lot of gigs with guitar players (I'm a horn player), and I sometimes have morbid fantasies of a broken string going directly through one of my eyeballs. oh... that actually makes a lot of sense That is high Massage me... How do you always know so much about everything?? In the second video, at 0:30, bengi times the flash in like 0,5 seconds in the middle of the fight. could you clear me up, i dont get that pic sono rimasto indietrissimo allora, da quanto è uscito? Aah wicked, that's sorted then! They are outrageously expensive these days without. Even with! Used to cost me £30 return to pop home, now its over £50 Senpai. How in the world the owner managed to make Maru pose almost exactly like in the cushion image? f( Now how are you going to get down? that's what I was thinking. and!!! who knows, maybe he meant 1! But not years. Pictures of me failing to wear stuff properly? No, but seriously, where do I find those videos? Oh my god so much quality I've been a fan of this series for decades and I just now realized this. Haha This thread is so weird! I know you're joking, but the way everyone is jumping on me about an offhanded comment about how one little thing in the game kind of bugged me... It's like I pissed on the whole series! Nice Why does the community hate blue? I hear you on the loans bit. I made it worse by taking full advantage of my G.I. Bill AND taking near-max student loans so I didn't have to work. Also isn't Undead Death Knight redundant? I feel like they should be called Undeath Knights or something When the camera angle changes it looks like the bird is slicing the Ursaring's neck. how do you force yourself to drink it? I'm like this all the way reading your response = The girl farthest right has no arms! Holy crap. Omg seriously? This was posted yesterday with the same title Dsham is phys dmg Their communication in those videos actually seems kind of lax compared to what I'd expect out of a top team. Not really. Idk why you're pushing it so hard lately. STS is for people who just don't want to make their own post about it. People can make separate posts if they want people still say this after THAT season 2 start? For me its never in a bathroom. Ironically.. In my dreams ill pee myself or just pee outside with no shame. I feel the warmth and everything but always wake up dry Throwing us off ur scent huh.........im on to you I had 0.64 value and got items back with a value of 0.04 Yikes, I had no idea. Well then. That's a bit far from Buffalo NY So... you hate Metagross, then If it was your first, I have no words damn! I think i have like 130 pts Deja-vu! It's almost like I saw this on the front page yesterday. Weird You have no idea what you've already started by throwing around words like "best" and "the" Wouldn't that normally be even *more* work that normal? What's so hard to understand about that? Oh Omg I just realized I do this but with hair in other places Her not mentioning the change she used to pay for bus fare is what you would consider a "big hole" in the plot? Kinda like The Covenant vs Master Chief. How many times did *you* check it, hoping that there was? Wait what do you mean? I thought the images retained full quality when you uploaded them onto imgur :s ! Do they actually get compressed Thank you for reminding me. I still need to get my ex off my bank account Oooooh, I thought it was a WoW reference, and he was insulting Alliance players Totally changed my mind - this weekend we had a customer walk straight into the kitchen and ask if anyone would please cook the bag of lima beans in her purse. Bring technology on the date, I guess yeah i stole it with rubick today morning and couldnt see damn projectile That... Jinx!!!!!! Anyone know who she is? hehe. Man, Illinois is really out of the way Yar, I'm too anxious for Friday now. Anything could happen I'm actually listening to Shadow right now I didn't really see it until you said it. The eye makeup is probably what makes it. Other than that, not so much. Still--not sure why you got downvoted I played my sithess light and dark. light was boring to me. dark on the other hand hooo hooo hooo hoo. you become one hell of a lady I thought it was a respirator. More people than all of Africa That's what I did before I had surgery, too - lost some weight. The girls never shrank Someone make a GB for similiar keycaps ...you can add one more sample to make it 6 and get two sample sets. You can watch the stream and people will still answer questions. Still things to learn just from watching. I got sniped on scatterbug HOW Caverna as a casual/family game? holy shit, I'm 7 upvotes away from 1000 link karma. Practically all from r/frozen Wait, people use a street fighting maneuver in bed? eww & yum! Oh dear, she does have one…more than one. My mom even tried catnip spray to make her interested Sometimes you can find the marshmallows in the bulk foods section of the grocery store That's fucking terrifying Wow... the 360 emu scene is gonna be at such a disadvantage, but the Xbone scene already has a leg up! Technology is mysterious. We *rarely* get storms. The last real storm was last year, and the last time it rained was March 23 titties? One of them had only one boob 15-17 would be child porn Holy shit. They use cat meat?! Well I mean think about it. You are guiding a person to there death. And angels do a whole lot of guiding> What could ever go wrong? What does that have to do with anything? Dear lord Canton within a canton The Texas cheerleader's uniform design basically points at her junk. I agree make sure OP sees this Oh man, I've been in school for awhile now and haven't even thought of a minor in any subject I can't help but read "moolah" in that tone now, even in context That's not a very flattering picture of him I can only imagine where that's popular. No it's alright, sorry I kinda got defensive. My boyfriend actually keep wants me to do the surprise visit...He is a weirdo. Holy fuck that sky though. Ohhh trust me, I know. You've already played over 40 hours in the last 72 hours? You're not going to trade anymore after this? Nar'Vi flair, I think I might be the only one I promise - I will never die. Let's see this at 40mph downhill.... was there a increase rate for lunaris Petrus, always watching, always waiting...He is the true "friend" of children now renzo Well... That escalated quickly 3 days so far. I read it can take as long as a month Yeesh tough crowd ( Never seen anything like that in MFR Yeah, I guess your right. the only thing that worries me a little is that this job has been up for like a month so, I'm sure if that's a good sign or a bad one So random... The beer tour guide in this picture is my good friend. Holy shit you're right. I wonder if it did sell out 100% agree. I like to think I have a pretty tough stomach, but this actually made me gag for the first time in years. I don't know why I liked it So... girls do it too? Where can I get more from this artist? Is there any way you can get a wider angle on where they were? Hi? Are you the same as the above user? How much does this cost and where can I buy it? Erm well, I won't have any sort of laptop access (for proof sorting) at least until this Friday. So after then? Not sure why you are getting down voted for this I've never had a problem with this Why does this have 4000 upvotes? Do people think it actually happened? That's a lot of bells Do people actually use loadouts I honestly wouldn't have noticed that it was edited gurrrll what hair products do you use? Honesty I can't see the pixels on a 720p screen when I stick it right in front of my face and I'm near sighted It got to 110 at SC Viper last year. Imagine Blake with a tail Ooo ooo, I got a stupid one. I encountered this at my last job in Fairfax. If you want to put a bottle of wine or alcohol up for decorative display at a place that sells the stuff, the bottles must be unopened, and they can never be sold. Wtf there are sharks off Washington coast ? She doesn't pose with it - she poses IN IT?! As I am of you Holy shit Why not? Would this even work I'm on Firefox too Wow, that's several different kinds of fucked up. 92 in boards and only 100 in JEE mains??? Woah, major serial killer vibes from this one. THEY HAVE A WHOLE SUBREDDIT FOR THIS You tried that massage technique? I noticed during the video, One of them never went to leater's the grinder is sooo important. I finally realized this this week. Lol. No need to apologise? Spooky i think i might be in love with Korres, i want the entire range Then who is Eul? So he's in Korea atm? XD it'd be really cool if you get it :D I hope they're legit though Man i'm not english native speaker, but however i keep making this mistake, i don't know why, maybe i'm watching too much porn Where is tristana? How did he have Ashkandi before your first Nefarian kill? You really think he's fluent? Did I just read a theory which suggests Caitlyn has kohones? Don't you people have anything better to do? OOC: I thought he actually wore a suit. I don't remember being subscribed to this blog... Jinx from LoL, Id say. I did one wayyyy back in December for a gaming event and Im never the only one at any con I wear her to. So many Jinx'es Oh damn those are sexy. Yeah I just hope Chronos can't get his hands on a magical version of it Yea they're pulled up. Though I've never thought of my breasts as low set Thank you sitting on the toilett right now... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand of course this is a real subreddit. oh that's the village in the current new part of the map Could you explain exactly how the process of getting the boots works? I've done hours of pc and still have no boots and I keep wondering if I'm doing something wrong Apart from our sense of taste, what are these lesser known senses you speak of? ... that's possible Well, hopefully you learned your lesson! That's some serious cancer risk right there. Timberline falls?! try to kill all the people killing I first thought this said "If you could *receive* any dead celebrity.." Duuuude... Oh shit you're right Fucking hell Holy crap. You call the business and someone important picks up? What are the odds? I'm seeing it on Ebay for upwards of a hundred bucks After so many days of following this, the lines become blurred. I don't know what to follow anymore How many PokeViv do you have? My friend says he's downloading at the same time and not getting lag. Other viewers saying they not getting lag. So whats going on You also went to U of O, so you're not native and you were a student /u/wmichaelis... thank you again. It's so super duper pretty. Also, it is embarassing how long it took for me to get a decent picture. new match history? Scariest part is how fast it happens. Such a peaceful drive then BAM. Also, thanks to <biozim98> for copypastaing my words into the chat... (it pinged me...) Ack. My condolences. How bad were the freakouts when many of the postal rates increased (many doubled for international shipping) a year or two ago? Holy... You look exactly like my fiance I recently saw that Rosewill has a TKL RGB backlit board, may want to check that one out on newegg. IMO it looks pretty sweet and was going for $100 last week. Because new maps isn't new content right? Wow. Was not expecting that Good try Your dad seems a little daft. And the funny thing is, about the long-term SGI member shot dead by her convicted felon husband whom she met in prison, NOBODY thought she'd attained enlightenment! Nobody even suggested that *we* can't know for sure; for all we knew, she was in the grandest state of mind imaginable when her husband blew her brains out! I remember they sent big cheeses to our discussion meeting or planning meeting or whatever - it was the next scheduled get-together after her murder - so that we could ask them our questions. Someone, it might even have been me, asked about Nichiren's and the SGI's claim that everyone who practices will attain enlightenment. The big-cheese leader said that, well, *obviously* not *everybody* is going to attain enlightenment WHAT IS THAT THING WITH THE GREEN LEGS I know! I teach students with language-based learning disorders like dyslexia. I was once asked if my students were "football helmet kids". When we first started this drive I only had like 300 votes.... It took me all night to count them correctly... look at us now. I can only imagine! Wow Does that mean we're twice as good as Brazil? Y'know, being complimented on my 11/10 looks, my pet dinosaur, and my wide variety of space diamonds can only appease me for so long. I need something substantial, something real. Compliment me on my imagination, as crazed as it tends to be. Or notice how, when I walk, my hips sway just so. I like hugs; take note of that. PowerAde is my- (Holy shit, reddit just auto corrected my spelling of Powerade and auto-capitalize the A I want one Has Michael Hayes been in a single Smackdown game 5:0 5 to 0!! Germany is scoring so fast, this thread is having a hard time updating I'm scared for the final Went into level 4 maiden dungeon when I thought it was really easy That woman has been crying for over 15 mins Awww. Best I can do is give you a tour of some C-130s. Is it just me or does it look like he as an afro Husband and I went from cheering to shocked silence after goal number 3. I mean, of course I want our team to get to the final game, but you don't have to completely destroy your hosts on your way Is the answer 4? I thought Brazil fans hate argentina Why would you have to do that? That is incredibly stupid. I'm on here. Maybe you should find a new sub-Reddit. :O WHY WAS IT ON THE PAGE THEN!?! i didn't even notice Lol i Going to sing to my Skelly Hearts. You so Fuss Strainght it that it Rapping My Mind :) I Lose my stuff and Start wine Jeez, Russia seems to be going really backwards these days apparently it isn't unfortunate.. judging by the -4 ###### That... looks pretty cool actually I think the problem is that target audience for Riders is 10 year old or something. And correct me if I am wrong, but at this stage of life children think that any kind of relationship is a cause for mockery? I don't really know, I don't remember being 10yo (holy moly, I'm just 18 and I can't remember I don't think I want a Netherlands-Germany final anymore .... Sooo is that his paternal uncle... Or maternal? .. I... know they're not..... You've misunderstood. So, caves seem to give a lot of small potions now. Both bats and broodmothers can drop them now. In one destrict I got 15 small potions Maybe you misread... I said you could down tube a 6 string I made sure to say that to avoid having to answer your question... That level design How big are your hands? Whys the gut fade so expensive? HAHAHA!! A few days ago they asked if one of the players looked like a cartoon character. Best part of that article: "Then there was that time he made her visit that adult fetish group in Tulsa." For some reason that struck me as intensely funny- just that it's mentioned as an aside. Sure, he was raping the lady by threatening to have her children taken away as part of a psychological experiment to remove her beta status ( It is definitely strange. If I somehow didn't know until now, it would be because I haven't pooped in four days. he's on on their leaguepedia active roster Oh wow We got pregnant right after my husband got back from tech school, but we found out about it at 6 weeks. I'm sorry i didn't know for a couple of days, the leaguepedia TSM page said that he was their active support. it's gone now... O_O_O_O_ I read this comment as this part of the show was happening. As opposed to people who don't poop? That's just mesmerizing. I think I responded to the wrong person The last was just... What did just happend ? yep. of course there's nothing standing behind me right now because my boss just came in. ( Looks like a baby Fedor Emelianenko Sigue el mundial? You losing toilet paper? i've been skipped for a particular reason or u just jumped over me? Like games? They pay you $5 and sell it for $15...what's confusing? Strongly disagree How haven't I heard of this resource pack before!? What are the chances of TPP just playing X/Y or ORAS forever? I don't even know 70 people I guess I will.... Cant tell if this is a porky pie... hmmmm Honest to god thought the video ended, went to comment. Turns out he was just staring at the camera But BO is an evil motherfucker from hell I..have no idea. I spent alllll day exhausted and excited for bedtime, and now I'm wide awake my reaction went from c: c: I catch your drift and I myself never go to the doctor either..... *hypocrite* but it's always good to know theirs nothing wrong with you...... But that's just me Holy Fucking Shit Usif give the rest of us a chance ( WTF This. I'm honestly fine with new gameplay footage. Even if it's the **same exact shit**. We....we ARE the same... I'm gonna go ahead and downvote this cuz I really dont want to lane against a dfg cho'gath It's letting me scroll down, so I'm not sure i know my grammar is awful, thx buddy. i hope you can forgive a german Ah, weird yes but what would she eat? u make pancakes in an oven? My life has been a lie The deep web scares me By definition hell cannot possibly be holy Very illegal you say? I better call my lawyer How many years of consistent training did you do to get that big? 4 goals in 6 minutes ( "Every time one door shuts, another one opens." No Problem :D I just don't wanna post too much and flood reddit with our videez I picked up solids of Fire Eater and Serpentina! I think Fire Eater was one of maybe... 4? of her scents I haven't yet tried, so I totally hear you on the serious DC addiction So how the hell did she end up as one? This story went from a really detailed intense normal grounding of a young teen to a rape fucked up murder so fast Okay, /u/I_ejaculate_fire. omg, the last 2 pictures!!! I read almost as much, and I'm not in prison. radiation? Then don't read/post here? That's what I mean, the APN page is absent. The Labour demographic must read Stuff instead LOL i cant wait to see that happen and you dont want to see arachne buffed ? (reworked - any kind of rework results in a buff for the spider) WHATT??!!! spoiler alert to daal sakte the, tum? Fire dmg is usually higher than cold dmg. Fire to cold would be probably kind of imba since you could freeze to easily with for example flameblast. Or imagine a freezing molten shell. Moontatrophe? Why, did we blow the moon up??!! What I can't believe is that the bots got that many kills in only 3 rounds (( Had ours repaired last year. Turns out IE summers without AC actually *evaporates* character. And the will to live. Could someone fill me in to what this means Dude/girl, this thread is a month old! So le random!! um... how is that rude? About the homosexuality issue, the next World Cup is in Russia I stayed up long enough to see this posted. Did you just call the republic of Friesland Dutch? Dark? Did that strategy involve eliminating some other players?!?!? Not business speak, but 'shit the bed' always makes me go Imagine the conversation with the wife I... don't think I have to tell you that. thats pretty blue Wrong number? Add to that I'm moving at the end of the month! If you get abducted, you'll lead the aliens right to us When I went on vacation to Florida earlier this year, and stayed at a timeshare, I would actively avoid the pool when kids were there, simply because I didn't want to deal with the screaming/running/splashing/obnoxiousness that would go on when kids were there. (Which I got to hear anyway, because the pool was right outside our condo's back door...) So, yeah. Only time I could go swimming? After 10 pm, when pretty much all the little ones were asleep. question; how do you know about "flashes of light attract it"... does it say anywhere? I... I'm not sure. Soooo intense gameplay Well, that makes me really confused I was like "hmm not bad, look good, this one too... I'm just swiping really fast and everything is fluid Well, one time I tried to give my cousins' little chicken pets a bath... They all died the next day. Cost more than going to a NFL game Is it really Holy cow. Although it is good to know your acceptance, it wasn't something up for debate. What I proposed wasn't a possibility, simply a fact. For Petrus is always there...always watching...always waiting...and when he deems the time just right...he will educate all fools who dare oppose him.. All Sandy Bridge and newer Intel chips have these little coprocessors and a 3g chip in them. It's likely benign, but still. The tech is in place for this kind of knowledge snooping, internet connectivity or no. That movie was really good and not many people actually know about it. If you use the [[]] you don't have to link. I can't imagine how long that took you Ah wow this site is huge ... I can't wait to do this in my game A _suicidal_ riot... former laker brian cook???! A tek kako ce biti sa Srbijom i podunavljem... ...Heliolisk is not a mammal? OP, why is my mom also your mom?! Oh gawd Well... I may have to start saving for drifter jets. I didn't think they sounded very useful in the description, but seeing a video with them maxed out, that's insane. 30 seconds Still sweatin' the results. That was bizarre.. He actually refers to his Donger .. is that a penguin? it looks like you are still double tapping in your videos The one I joined filled up in less than 24 hours Don't think so. woah. thats crazy The ending felt really rushed Yeah, don't know what he's talking about. Also absolutely no idea what that first sentence is supposed to mean Seals are not the harmless cute animals i tought they were thx for info, and damn those teeths Oh crap!! I completely misread that!! Ya, my appologies, that is going for about 3.70 ish USD as of last night. I was thinking the rhino skin. *hugs* I'm excited for her, but I'm also sad and terrified! The unstructured toe makes the one on the right look clunky This blew my damn mind! I work at walgreens and might have to abuse my 15% dicount That I care. Seriously, I don't care what people think. About me , or anything else for that matter. It's none of my business what others think. It's funny sometimes when I have to point that out to people. Not that I'm an ass about it or anything, I just don't let others opinions, thoughts, or feelings affect me. Maybe it's a defense mechanism of sorts, not sure really. I know, I'm a horrible person. I love reddit fucking... Context? I did. Read the full title as well as the description after you click the link? What personal attacks? Prohibited items: umbrellas. Are they still at your rescue? in the opening he's actually wielding a pink lightsaber (or w/e it is supposed to be) and his character is female... lets see how this plays out .. Y'know I didn't even think about those things. I just thought about how boring it would be. At first, I read this as "moms that need betrayal." Too much unnecessary work if you ask me I did not understand what did you mean. That last picture though... No puede ser. Ayer publicaron un articulo donde la presidente de la asociacion de industriales de R.D. decia que en RD no hay bajos salarios You can definitely always list your website, and are encouraged to do so. It's just the statement about commissions that goes against our rules. No big deal, just letting you know! And this user will be banned for deleting. Whether it's OK to confiscate a *real* ID -- it likely varies by jurisdiction. If the store called the police right away and were just holding it as evidence, yeah, they probably won't get in trouble for it. IIRC, the poster said that they intended to return it -- they *should* have called the cops and *then* tracked down the parents/older brother. They can deffo take fake ones and stolen credit cards (the latter doesn't count as ID, tho, for reasons I do not understand, people used to use them as ID back in the days before you could put your picture on them Today I learned the Sevii Islands are not a part of Kanto... oh ok These critters don't mess around... That's just what we want you to think This is insane Those look awesome! Really digging them Then murdering them is still wrong? Yeah.. Fucking hell That gif was the best! I think you're right with the shop your collection thing. Pretty sure a number of my indie shadows still have the plastic sticker covering the sifter still on them. Shouldn't any stream work on an iPad? My autocorrect on mobile is apparently an over-achiever when it comes to abbreviations, lol. And yet it somehow knows how to properly spell wazoo, along with a bunch of other nonsense... I thought it is cheap plastic chinese souvenir. Mascherano looked hella weird in the replay. I will go with this if you can tell me how that functions physiologically. Aaand my gladness turned into confusion. Just at this moment looking at Masche taking the ball from RVP Ha. My roommate (also 28/f) has been given full use of my weight lifting station. She says she won't because the weights are "too heavy". I'm like, Duh, that's why you need to lift them. why tf do i know you from somewhere We're the atoms that make up the universe ... Is that current thing? That's some rivalry right there, I tell you what Who made that Mr. Gosh piece Changed, but whats the difference between a dragon and a drake Holy shit, really? We have...? Wat Quick question. (Sofa thoughts) - If both teams keep scoring all their penalties and no one misses.. would it go on .. forever ? Same here except like, it isn't even semi Rocket pack is leaking? I don't quite understand why you're coming off as if that's what I didn't say.. Yeah, had seen the sell wall coming down to almost only 100M a little bit ago. Leave work and come home - sell wall over 270M! (edit...it's down to 5M only now I just can't believe they were able to get the games in full Technicolor® > Today I learned the Sevii Islands are not a part of Kanto... 37?! This skin could be higher? As a european i'd have to build one myself. As i understand the tyvek is not particularly good as ground sheet, so maybe with silnylon floor you could save the footprint. Only think im wondering about is whether its possible to somehow glue the zipper onto the tyvek or you have to sew it and then glue a strip onto it to seal it. I wish I could donate blood. I just googled Cosmo's Cosmic adventure as I remember playing it. Released in 1992. 22 YEARS AGO. German commentator just said that Cillessen didn't know Krul was to be subbed in for penalties in the last game, and he was royally pissed about that. That's news for me Oh gahd. I better bury my brain too! Wow, your dad's *evil*. We do? NOT LOADING How did he get the "Knight" part of his name uncensored? Hatching a 6 IV? You can just roll out a 6IV that fast? Diamonds are forever, but Rainbows.....they are always waiting to catch you on a crappy day I love Omar but i think I need some eye bleach.... Is that...is that one of the Golden Girls? Sounds juicy! Are you going to be hitting events like PAX up here in Seattle to promote BlueStreak? I'm assuming the stuff going on was positive I hope... As a game dev doing that kind of thing for my own games still As a guy, i've never exactly understood what blueballs meant, I just saw it as an expression for sexual frustration. Do some of you actually experience physical pain from this You never know. Holy shit there's a subreddit for everything here. woah Oh I didn't think about that, if you live in a condominium or a rented home and your landlord is a vampire! Maybe I shouldn't, but I just totally hate it when I see an OP correct an artist who just gave them something for free. No kidding. Not trying to be a dick, but your ribs look kinda crazy My virginity Some lady left her cart with her purse in it next to me earlier and just wandered off. How did the kittens get into the walls? so...your employer does not provide you with a computer? I just had a thought *Raiden Or just don't save in combat Now "is it serious enough for her to switch it off?" will be a legitimate way to frame the seriousness of a relationship. scav everything And in it Oh my god! Putin's in the house! Wow that was quick I just realized my TV switched to PBS and I've had a documentary about otters on for the last 5 minutes... I get this a lot, California with Time Warner. One of the main reasons I can't progress in ranked (4v5 riperino in peacerino) and I've decided to take a hiatus from LoL as a result. The problem isn't present in other games, however. this, so much. I'm just sad that I have no other topics to talk about My god... Downton Abbey >I thought Bitcoins were gonna be phased out since the founder was accused of illegally laundering money into his bank account Never heard of Fun with a Pencil -I'm rather new to drawing. It looks like a really cool book. Imma check it out Now i know why i didn't find any uniques tonight. U got'em all. I can barely read 8pt type on my 1080p low-density 24" display Those blocks * Curse is the filter 2 tank 3 heal Garrosh Question: how is this only Matt Cain's 2nd win of the season? Weren't you guys like obliterating everyone early in the season? I mean...she's obviously trolling, right? Okay Plot twist: OP is only 4 inches tall RWKV(23*3-2)DKCYM i dont get it I've learnt right here on Reddit the multitudes of different names for what us everyday people know as "cows". Looks delicious What..... the f**k...... did I just watched? Sounds like me, though a few laters after my college days... this gave me high cholesterol. I am a in shape kinda guy too. I learned the hard way, fast food is bad no matter your metabolism. Mind you this was only a year after that I found out, only a year! My doc jokes that she saved me, then shook my hand and said, "i mean it". Great swatches! :) What do you use to take them off? I'm surprised that Nemesis stained for 2 days. No one said THIS would be done by 3rd party tools Just... whoa played Dota then LoL came, switch and still playing since Beta So wide That insane feeling when you realise Sonic has appeared more on Nintendo consoles than he ever did on Sega Wouldn't show up on the screenshot if it's an effect on his monitor On my computer/Firefox that page is several thousand pixels wide Considering the performance of Williams + Alonso and if everything went right, he would have 154 points and a win right now. We? Sorry, were you really part of it? I have mine stable at 4.5ghz and 1.150vcore. Yours seems very high ohhh Castform giveaway Tell me what? Your mom. She has some to write up, I'm actually cooking for her this weekend so I'm going to try to coax her in to doing it then. She has worked with her a few times recently and also has reason to think CaterHam might have been hanging around her house No, i can't recover it with my email for some reason.. name wasn't available on hiscores, i made a new account with the same display name and i also can't login on that account it says invalid username/pass Which video? Has anyone ever died in a fart situation? Nothing in common with AMX30 too Hardest achievement imo, and btw why are you playing in 360p??? ? Not a live stream so at least our ears are safe Damn. As a naturally trusting person, the internet puts me through emotional turmoil. This looks like the tightest shit ever but when you play your smurf more doesn't that become your main Its all about the Battlecast skin doe You have to pay for delivery? This picture has convinced me that he now needs to play an action hero. That stare is kinda scary. I thought it read, 'you're a Museum' Why dogs treats. Are humans not allowed to eat it That...is a very specific fantasy you have there. Ehh my rant wasn't even that mean I did compliment Fengs work I don't see why u are so upset This report is from June WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING ( Wait, RES says I am subbed to that and the link is blue and I have never been there All four matches so far in the playoffs have been all-kills. Is she wearing a dog collar? Dude can reach that balcony without jumping wow lots of comments Why does she have chin hair? Thats some lowquality jpg right there They aren't new pokemon So you are saying it draws power from other neck-beards like some sort of Alien Queen? maybe it's a new version of skype That HP though! Right near the top of the "safest countries by traffic fatalities" list? Israel at #7 in the world. Aside from pictures on the Internet, that sounds just like me (though I'm 26 now...I don't even know if I had internet better than dial up back then). He was in Atlantic city and stayed at a resort a buddy of mine works at. Phelps was a "im better than everyone else douche" Not surprising i guess with ego and 8 gold medals and all. living like a rockstar tho. Room service came up girls everywhere, some What had to be coke, and phleps ordered 8 steak and egg breakfasts...for himself Future update? I think I've seen this movie. lol Nice! My Steam wishlist is at a lofty 140 or so. On Amazon...well, let me check I guess. Jesus, 94. Some of them are accessories and others not video games though so that's better...right? Right? Wait are you still IN this situation? If you're working/in college/whatever, why don't you leave? "They were BORDERLINE blackmailing me" this may be a terrible thing to say but you being single has been one of the greatest gifts to this sub-reddit ever Is this true? I need to address you Miss Cap, your cleric is despicable, she has the hammer i want Is it possible ADA has been doctoring all the Ingress reports to date The text was soo long it was lagging my laptop Yes Wait a second, does someone actually mow all that? did anyone else see the nami AA on the invis ward at the end near baron? Is that a female taric ? Como diabos esse bot veio parar aqui? Seriously...FUCKING STOKED At first I wanted to downvote you, but then I looked and saw what he did Omg that is glorious. Now I want to finish leveling my bard. I'm at 42. WTF! # Isn't Budew Sinnoh though? I just can't believe she is the one coming out with the upper hand out of that you max skilled all of THOSE with fellow red odins?! Haha, what kind of news do you read? Thats more like norwegian than finnish So... you're stuck in inception, because now your copy is being followed by their copy being followed by their copy and so on and so forth. So how many of the first post are we now going to see here on nosleep? I really don't understand how 'games' like this ever got popular... TIL Enniskillen has a crime gang. We have the cap space?! It is proven that DMT causes you to dream though Oh, and nah, my MMR dropping could actually be pretty chill, since I only care about my winrate in Ability Draft, and if my MMR drops playing other game modes, I'm gonna win more of AD. Currently I'm at 57.5%, but I want to be at 80% the 9 an the g are exactly the same excpet for the little bit at the top of the g I had a cancerous mole removed on my right wrist when I was five, I woke up halfway through the surgery and while I couldn't feel anything I remember the whole thing. I'm sooo sorry. I'm just going to chalk that blunder up to a long day at work and slight intoxication What's the turning radius on that thing? I can't fathom masturbation feeling better than sex As a Canadian: what the fuck I've never actually been hit by him... He can one shot you? The awkwardness level of sound effect searching for this video... Or so they told you. wow so sexy Bulba just missed an arrow while Spec was chrono'd.. It was her way of showing affection and issuing a threat at the same time. My closest is Baj as well. Didn't he move to America for a bit? I'm sure he gave his cats a good home because he couldn't take them with him.... or am I really confused? Holy shit Origin does that?! why does it say "peniscorp" at the top in the url? yea true unless you are reading the manga right now, then anything is possible Smite on high graphics wow really quick You and me both, brother. I love horror. Alien is my favorite movie of all time. I like horror genre games but at the same time, my nerves can't take it. I'm having hard enough time getting through Last of Us without becoming a nervous wreck. Already the concept of Alien: Isolation has me pissing myself. But this? Holy shit. I'll need therapy after this. I still want to play it with the Oculus Rift as well. As someone with a large nose, I think you just explain some of my dating failures. oh god. no, I hated it. It didn't charge my account yet so I'm scared to return it now. Osiris is cool! Is very manly and god like 100 votes less since this went up like.. 4 hours ago? how these nuns can fight against iron clad enemies? Is....is that guy crying? Jarl is gonna starve soon Don't. I love when Pilots like you are determined to take down a Titan. It's more free kills for me. I eat Pilots for breakfast. by pressing space bar multiple times Wow, I use the abdomen method of Anapanasati all the time, I did not no it was so controversial over in Burma! That is pretty sad, the Buddha would not approve of such mindless dogmatism over meditation practice. I wonder what these bigots think of Shikantaza or Dzogchen... ... but the unit circle is so easy. Giraffes, werewolves, and large vicious sea animals. A girl at my school, after reading the fault in our stars said that she wished she had cancer so she could experience true love like that. that's just showing off! "Ground up and forgotten in the back of my freezer" was always my favorite. that very last picture though! O_O with the panties catching the lip just a little bit > because stating in the description of the link what the link contains doesn't fulfill exactly that requirement? holy crap I do both of those things I once saw two bears fighting in a tree while hiking in the mountains, they were maybe 50 feet away. I didn't know what to do so I just stood there and watched OMG... your bewbs Me you removed the link from your op, but someone quoted it below Oh, I know. Sneaky thing too... Go in for a snack and it suddenly becomes a meal. this Fnatic lineup I really expected that you were going to fold the napkin with your cock....glad I was wrong. I can't wait for the mods. Manticore icon? what? I thought the fancy video was a cinematic with white girls acting to a black girl rapping. Because it wasn't all three artists. You already posted this 11 days ago. Could we raise a money to support someone to Ty. For president kind like the dogcoin thing did for the nascar races..? There's no chance in hell this carries over onto TV. House shows are non-canon...right? They didn't even move... What the hell, I watched the first 10min and then I saw Empire vs iG was starting so I changed games thinking it was gg for liquid anyway Talk this over again from where WTF? Of course that should be allowed. That was genius, but it also felt sort of of creepy It's so funny that you used a Dexter quote because I've been thinking that Sydney (Chloe Bridges) looks a lot like Lila (Jaime Murray) from Dexter yeah like you take it and nothing happens to you but all of reality and everyone around you is altered Possibly possibly. I think it's just Edward Norton, I found him extremely attractive in Fight Club as well The thumbnail looks like a transformer How did you go from "one of the Bitcoin Foundation members is creating a new coin that's pegged to the US dollar and doesn't effect Bitcoin itself in any way" to "the Bitcoin Foundation is trying to peg bitcoin to the US dollar"? Cleave that can cleave... Autoattack echoslam nightmare He looked....surprisingly straight in this. No sense in overworking and risking an early death for the gpu for no benefit at all. Why you show topless lady when you argue she has more clothes I think either the guy who wrote that went to a college with a horrific program or never went to college for a CS degree. Granted, CS degrees don't give you near enough real world knowledge, but to suggest that what is on this site is more than a CS degree ... So, I actually stopped in a few hours ago (4 hours after my shift) in order to use the computer to set up my direct deposit info, and while I was there I told the shift I was going to order a few drinks for myself and my friend I was going to visit at his work, but she said "Since it's slow, go ahead and make the drinks even if you're not in uniform so you can get some more practice!" and had me make them, but she's also really lenient on the rules in general. I asked her about making our own drinks and she said that (at our store anyways) they have no problem with us making our own drinks, even while on shift, as long as noone is in line waiting for a drink so as not to hold anyone up. So yeah, I guess my store is pretty lenient about it Thanks for the nightmares... Not to mention worse than a skana in every way... Not sure what happened there Interesting site. Is that not what it says Roughly between 7 - 1.. If you pause it, there's no color at all. Thats...a huge amount of gross looking stuff. I do not think that we mean the same empire who says I'm a medic main? The thing is that Sony and Mircrosoft want this to be the last hardware console generation, last 10 years, and move over to cloud gaming, so that they can 100% control you. I bet peasants will LOVE being manipulated. Still can't see how PotatoS4 and Potato Box ONE will last 10 years Omg...I'd love to have her...she's my last dreamie.. I didn't realize that until right now Living in the desert. This is definitely me this summer. I wake up drenched in a pool of sweat every morning. I know that I have frequent ovarian cysts, and now I'm going full hypochondriac mode with this PolyCystic Ovarian Syndrome Okay... Sitting alone in my dark room at 4:15 a.m., that just creeped the shit out of me. You lose 4/5 of your games played in arms race and demolition? Kinda really different to me though looks like a painting "Length 140 cm" What?? He only has one nipple >"Length 140 cm" Oh man....that would be even more freaky omg.. wat did I just watch. I was unaware of this until now I think i may have found a workaround...., I like to play in ifiles and have had to restore afew times ( I live in Finland. Yeah, I've always wanted some Asian genes in me so I could eat more...or then it's just a false stereotype and I'm just a born fatso who likes to eat more than I should Your name and your flair made me think that was some sort of weird Senators adaption of the Robo Penguin. ROFL! WIN XP!? SRS That smile really creeps me out Lol man I haven't heard 3615 Minitel in decades Before my first use I heated it up to 220c for about 20 minutes. No smell or taste of rubber, just freshly vaped weed. Not sure what everyone is talking about omg wat? I've never seen my local Tesco sell any of those ...And wait, am I reading it right? Does it seriously say the nickname of the Pikachu will be different depending on the location where it's obtained in that park!? That means...MULTIPLE PIKACHUS!!?? Why is this such a high liked giveaway i have never had someone trash talk me for being boosted, and ive never seen it happen in any of my games Potato 20-25 Well yeah...at least i think I did....or maybe...ou my god what if my memories are not real and are just implanted into my head, and all my friends are actors who are pretending to be my friends! people went hood of defiance on weaver? Oh my god the Pokedex is a Gameboy Advance How so amazing...that new monster looks very interesting. seems like a very different fight then what people are used to. cephadrome actually looks interesting to fight i have to admit............... Flairs? Bulma! The balls, they're gone! Those eyes Gotcha. >There are people like this...? If you can find the game on sale go for it. I'm disappointed having bought it on PC for $60 and getting a heaping pile of shit when it comes to performance. Don't get me wrong though the game has it's fun points... I actually enjoyed the story mode for the most part. There were some really good moments but some really bad ones as well. The multiplayer needs to be refined. The fact that its random whether you get a FFA or team mode match on the decryption 8 player mode is god damn aggravating. I've only managed to get ONE team match so far. It's a visually beautiful game with the right mods and sweetfx. I was told it was two arms Naga also gained stats on her bust I missed that game so won't be able to talk about it. Between WC and TI I've hardly had any sleep and it got too much for me last night after 2-3 rounds. Feel the same way about having a group to play with. Games, I mean... Video games... oh boy. ' such porn Giggs made his debut in 1991 Brawly looks ridiculous. But i brought it online and saved it, The bar as stayed the same for several days now DUDE!, DONT LISTEN TO THEM!!! THE SKY WOULD HAVE BEEN PINK WITH GREEN DOTS! TRUST ME Strife was in a humble bundle? where can Isign up to get one of these sticky floors please tell me I have a todler on the loose somehwere woah you have a lot of froakies SO MUCH YES! That shot, and the shot of Koba and Blue Eyes silhouetted by the fire in the background = Dynamic perspective. You should get the Fire Phone. oh my fucking god There is Vit/HP on the traits and runes. Did you read the build? As a fat person who has no desire to be fat, I have to ask why... it doesn't make any sense So... why does only one cat get anal? I was devastated that year but the flyers beating the pens lightened the mood :) and wow maybe everyone in PA around me are just dumb haha, now I'll have to Google it Vey cute, I like her eyes Wait I thought you drop down ladders when you just press the interaction button while staying stationary on them? At least that's what happens on PC wat 15 btc and you act this calm? This actually is some kind of earth-porn thing Only if you go outside... I live in SW Ohio. I have a baby black rat snake living under my deck. Are you telling me he'll look like that motherfucker in a little while?! Where is this Target? I'm there more than once and week and I've never seen this happen to any of the specialty brands... WHOA * Whenever someone ambushes me at my door I simply ask "But why?" to all questions/statement they make, giving them a puzzling look Wow, that's insane Yeah, any idea whats wrong? My friend has his 100% aswell and has the same look. Um, ropes aren't sliding on people's skin when I tie a TK or reverse bowline (or Somerville Bowline). Hemp is good in that it bites and doesn't slide around. What WOULD you use for suspension if not hemp or jute? yup i'm already listed in there, was one the first to submit a reply :P but i don't think i have some chance ... we have some hero in that discussion I swear to god, I had a dream like this last night. Why do shaco boxes not count as wards My dad will want a cheese burger but say something like, "I'll have a chickenhamburgerporkchopcheesesaladpizza sandwich." Me and the order taker will have a What type of MONSTER LUBE did Davey Wavey show? I've heard of Gun Oil; that shit was the ENOLA GAY of lube. You know, you motivated me to try it today, I usually only observe him heh....It's super intense....very sweaty oh gosh!!! Props to you for doing it for two months Just make sure the zoning allows for it, and be prepared for some major remodeling. For instance, an old auto shop bathroom is unlikely to have a shower or tub, and if it does, I wouldn't make skin contact with it. Your parents took a kid in 3rd grade to ground zero 4 days after the attacks? *[Recognises the voice]* Oh Bastiodon... I thought he was a construction worker Are crossfit plates not 45s? Even for the Classified 780Ti? ow my GOODD Whoa. What happened to them May of 2013? I've got back into playing Minecraft lately on a friend's server and it feels like I'm playing it for the first time again - since joining his server a couple days ago, I've already played for about 26 hours in total. Depends what you mean by "plate" I guess, and what kind of sushi. 8 or 10 pieces here in so cal of the popular rolls probably averages at around $8. Of course the fancier stuff costs more, but $18 for for 10 pieces? How do you take This game and go "hm...Needs more Halloween". How do you take This game and go "hm...Needs more Halloween". Hahaha I can imagine her face. Apparently their engagement got called off today... omagod O_O yes please And Khedira is a true holding mid? I refuse to meditate these days as it usually gives me sleep paralysis and thats a whole issue in of its own. This is why this guy deserves couple more WC, his talent is absotely amazing No way, lleti would kill me You can? How many hash browns do you need? Why are there so many people Haha woah, look at our names... The baby morgue You can do it better though than just straight up flaming your opponent, sometimes they arent actually flaming so you have to start the conflict. Stuff like "braum why didn't you use your q in that fight? The youngest relative I know about is like 17, I think. Or is he 16? I have no fucking idea. But I haven't seen any of my family, aside from brother-beast and a crazy visit from mom, for over a year and a half It's like they forget babies are *designed* to be held and cuddled close while they sleep. Is it only me or is that Mecha Aatrox skin like Galvatron from the transformers 4?? That 45% would be devastating in team fights. His cool down on that is far too low to accommodate such a slow. Wait, what!? The NSA would LIE!??? The thing is: the SERVER is paranoid Oy vey... that just hit me as well. AP Jax Mid. DAT BURST THO O_ I swear when I see some of the ways he make these kind of characters work I seem to assume he's on a continual high Is that legit?? I have never heard of chloride chicken YES The amount of time it took them to get out of the car... I haven't noticed any issues at all So if you eat too many snacks you may never leave again? Wait, people still use chalk-boards? Whoa... I went to that school. I was in Kindergarten though I know!! It was insane. It was dropped off at the post office 3 hours after I ordered. I can't stop looking at it Haha, glad you like them. They were fun to shoot and I was like and no im not playing into the small penis stereotype. you can call me big daddy This is totally off from the notes, but I'm registering it as very heavy, very bitter sharp, sour florals like narcissus. Oh shit, we're actually in! And at the last battle! This is what I get for going to the bathroom! What is WITH that HAIRDO?! It *literally orbits his head!!* Thanks for the Phione Know your arm, wear the sword. wtf wait how tall are your heels? assuming his shoes give him an inch you'd have to be wearing 7"+ Might be safe. Might be toxic What is wrong with people... Two of them? That explains a lot. Still ridiculous as a anti-everything platform, but at least they fixed the render distance...kind of...not really. the stun was ridiculous but are you trying to imply that -15 health is more of a penalty to scouts than no double jump? CAN A GUY GET A VOD FFS I'm the only one who loves a combination of this lovely girl and the gamecube? I don't know about anyone else, but I don't exactly have a place to conceal and carry a handgun while I'm out jogging. Probably because the Illuminati IS the internet i want that candle so bad holy hell. 101 templars->tumblr->temblrs->iluminarty It's always fun when the top thread on my feed is from /WTF Highest GPM is Shadowfiend at 666 Last map Pillages payed me 6 lives to join my faction T_T he offered too... I told him to keep it but he insisted, thought he was a nice guy Oh wow so funny! I love it! Seriously though, why? Holy shit.....278k @ 2000 wins Man, dat shoe size Looks like you're still lurking. Or Lima well shit i've been there at least 15 times already... Since when is mina kicking ass something that is used as an example of a bad player?....Or is this secretly your way of saying "Mina trash tier, buff nao." Not to mention the resolution of the pics, I mean, dear god, I can count every freckle and see details of her iris huhu whats next for this? gaining a trusted rank takes forever ONE PROBLEM: What do you eat for munchies AFTER ?!! I need this. My best friend hands her fiance the small trash can beside their bed when he's about to cum. Olympic & Burlington. Don't come over here Sadly Zoo is one of the only things its good against. Even handlocks can get a free syphon soul out of it (even though that is usually mull'd) Freeze mage seems popular this season and a free pyro is Free Midseasons? Are you a mod? How did he get super minions oooo what are those shelves called? I might like some for my own room is it as giant as it loks? What would switching consoles have anything to do with this? ** UK = 0, those don't even get sold here, that'd be in childrens sizes How did LD get nerfed? IM MAD TOO! He looks so much more charismatic than me What's even better is that we later saw her cut across the campus and try to cut in front of at least 500 people. The balls on some people Wolverine Ha, I likely forgot I was answering anything and just started to ramble... oh shit "I will cum so hard I will feel like I'm dying" Hey angry grandpa, you go back to trying to communicate with those you watch over? Probably the only people who, with your incoherent lines of argument and lack of people skills, you can communicate with. I bet they get big smiles and are really impressed when all you say is "I'm an expert" It'd feel weird having an ancestor in the game Holy shit. My cat does the same. Except instead after you throw it she'll chase after it, smell it, and sit next to it and wait for you to walk over and throw it somewhere else. Holy shit you're right. I had my speakers all the way down and I still heard him It doesn't. At all. those times on the chat log tripped me out a little bit > Ha, I likely forgot I was answering anything and just started to ramble... I thought she was mistaking that for someone trying to steal the car. I've only ever seen gas stations/c-stores with them, never a grocery Good god, I could barely handle the last boss on normal. So the carrier build actually works? That's actually pretty true...now I don't know if I want him to play this game or the game I suggested Who the fuck would buy 3 60 hz monitors for $700 Well, I'm done with this sub. Throwing up Chinese girl is one thing, but a geyser asshole with residual poop.... Done I thought 9x9x9 was maximal size. Can I ask you why it is you do decapitations 'weekly'? You fart 10x per day. I could be farting without even knowing Awesome music application....love it :) but the only problem I'm seeing is that when i don't have an album art cover the controls go black Just realised the fucking upvote is a rocket "and in extreme cases can reach up to two meters." Keren... Sudah baca beberapa post, dan sangat sangat sangat keren Dat highlighter tho. So it's okay to be angry at successful black people because obama? The eyes. THE EYES God. I'm hoping they can pull this off. To see Love, Wiggins and LBJ on the same team would be something else. I swear to you I watched every episode since season 13 (and obviously a lot before) and I never noticed that Those fucking blackholes oh god teamCompensator how did you manage to get there with support? > Those fucking r[A]tholes How do you get that worked up over a buzzfeed post? I just noticed the file sizes of the worlds are being listed as "2e+01 MB" I... I want to go to there Do....do you get girl cocks sent to you? hahaha I saw that too and was like I nearly fell off my chair from laughing when it said that these were approved by marketing Once...accidentally. Girl gave me head and I kissed her after before she had swallowed it all. What if she's Liz... Yeah....notice he's got a thing for girls with black cocks? Ok. I just looked him up, isn't it a bit strange that he gets to ref three games with Argentinia in it in a row? That looks fishy to me *Raiden wow Just pulled out the rig and in the process of heating the nail Just pulled out the rig and in the process of heating the nail What's with the melons But you lost against Argentina, so why do you say you are undefeated? I don't get it The...whole ass? It's not like boxers are thick. I can't believe people defend this "gangsta" shit. Vlaar though Caught that too. Welp, made a believer out of me Me too I remember my dad and I building one of the castle sets when I was 5ish. I still have most of the pieces I believe. I'd like to put it back together. It was in the 80s. I'm 32 now That video production... I have literally never paid for a chardok proxy. Have leveled 6 toons 40-60 in chardok. Magic Wow, this looks incredible I always wondered what women that large looked like naked Shaqs career makes a rainbow None that I've seen using a media plugin to stream 1080p video " im skeptical Figure out who will be the Thermostat God. I definitely did not do that and now I freeze in the summer and melt in the winter. yeah, it's weird, ionno they might as well not look forward to that even... the US will have to face one or both at some point..................... Could it be that human and rat have slightly different systems ? Have you ever considered human testing ? Duuuude #2 looked crazy :O You better update some even the word 'Fine' after 11 PLEASE I'm 21 Did people drink more milk back then? AANG'S DAUGHTER OMG omg your flair That is true! So maybe Marlowe and Hitch will be similar My face reading that: american weapons at it again I do this everytime I shower with my so, past and present... no fucks were ever given. I am a female though, I wonder if that makes a difference WTF There are ppl who aren't Doctor Who fans?!?!?! Maybe i'm in the wrong sub, but Braves only had 9 comments in their game today? why are you shitting where you eat? We know... I am as shocked as Roman and Peter was... But who had what? What a deep cross. I just ask myself questions..very rarely do I answer them! What the hell was that preview? Having all that desert one tile off of flood plains is basically mocking you Are you stalking me? You sure you're not dreaming? Wait a second if you were dreaming... then who are we? Where are the other 31?? How tall is he? This has apparently hit /r/outoftheloop if you take a gander Well that's odd considering I thought I deleted those posts how are you pumped after working so long Two games in one You'll get Mechjeb the day you think, "Wow, my 100th takeoff and orbit was exactly the same as my 50th and all the ones in between. This is beginning to feel more like work than play. I wonder if I can automate it?" Some people never think it, but \ I don't know if I can stomach this propaganda piece at all. I don't want to abuse myself. It was 45 Degrees Celsius in Summer in Australia about 2-3 years ago. I was playing BF3 on my GTX 280 / e8500 and it was literally running at 90 degrees all day... Wow, how ugly. T-thirty T-T-T-Thirty? Holy fuckkkkkkkk Damn, son!!! This is... too much I love the simplicity. However, I find it strange you have 750W PSU with a 750ti OH MY GOD the stars aligned. The universe is so small! i thought there was a fire burning in there? that happens to me too Eh but it still covers this one, the next one and the one after that Oh, good, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I thought I was supposed to know who it was. My sister in laws wedding is 3 weeks before my due date. Won't be shopping for that one until the week of. Totally excited to take up the bulk of the puctures. damn. that's a lot of celebi and gamezards... Ohhh Did cait just say "Gotta drop" as in drop hack or drop as in drop divisions? At those speeds you might as well be on dial-up. When I used to work at McDonald's, I made fun out of every customer who deserved it, regardless of whether or not they were regulars. Typically these customers were either rude or just stuck up. Like the semi-young mothers with elementary school children who want to know if the chicken is real. What's so attention whoring with this? are you implying that interface is organized? Is this true? They wont play because of football match? In an /askreddit post, I answered a question that said I agreed with steven Hawkings decision on Isreal and I was called anti-semite and was posted on the JIDF facebook page stating I was filled with hate... Or when they yell across the store. That irks me every time. Also had a customer tell me I was supposed to serve them. I agree! you've become a bloody yank... asshat.. I have a similar problem, to add to this I also have a tendency to instantly sell gear that I won't use and not equip characters I dont select ever... gotta say, Sten had fun in that last fight using commoner clothes and his fists why would your wife take you to a gay bar "If it does look better than an average item, you may post screenshots and say "it looks better than average" or something similar." i quote. which i did. he said it does look better...and he posted a screenshot. What's the context? Well seeing how they brought him back for the second game I do hope hes gonna be in the third one as well you ppl cant take a joke Stand and deliver OP... what happened next That's...actually interesting. I never thought of something as basic as that i wouldn't meth with someone like that Sorry I meant had...I had one LOL. This is NOT a post on how to have one, although I would recommend the experience. It was radically insane Oh god, my friends and I played SSBM over at one of their houses overnight, I can't even imagine SWBF2 for a whole day Yesterday I got obsessed with building a bird feeder because I saw a beautiful bird outside Oh Jesus Christ that Israphel moment Jesus, OP. Wear a cross next time. I can't be the only person who saw a flesh colored version of the mouth thing from 'Alien' If you're adamant about wanting the ovls then why ask This is the second highest upvoted Topic on /r/speedruns. Firemuffin. And I'm lucky enough to work right there in the Century Square building Can i have one ? Wait, people don't use the term "crabby" in other parts of the US??? That's a tough challenge well i can give u 3 different egg but what's exatecly an egglocke Germans playing ticky tacka? What did Messi just do? How could anything go wrong from letting /u/SeeYourAnalrapist into your home. what Mein armer Herz Oh god yes Ah, I see and I believe there are already channels with that on there I didn't think that Joe would ever score a basket in the paint What the fuck is with Spiderman's eyes ZOMG. How did I not know this was a thing?! Yes but what's the point What a clusterfuck Wow. I've capped thousands of bottles and that's never happened to me IMO, driving is so fun in this game. I don't know why, it just is My roommate has the extended editions. I'm afraid to marathon those Are you really? just went onto it for the first time, it's scary how delusional those guys are You've already posted this once. Reposting and frequent posting are also against our rules. PPMD just JV3'd M2K! IN GAME 2! What is your favorite fast food restaurant? It's like they were manufactured. Every...single...of...them was hot by finals you mean the grand finals? It's scary how close to the real thing this is How is it easier to pronounce? That looks scarier than the shark "This here is some quality content" D'aww, I can feel the love already!! And I totally do the same thing. I'll be looking through someone's posts and like just about everything I see. Then I'm like, shit, I hope I don't seem like a total stalker Wow, there was some incredibly poor goalkeeping on both sides in that game. I was slightly confused when I first read this, I was like getting first blood as dire causes a 77% loss Did anyone else think this was referencing Teemo? Haha so much for that this week! I actually bought an air conditioner, if you can believe it First year =_= Took a year to do a Tafe course because I didn't do well enough to get into university straight after high school so I don't really feel like I've taken a break *looks at username* Certainly can't do justice to seeing it in person, but since none of us will ever see it in person, so a good description is that it looks photoshopped. It's like the visual existence has just been expunged from reality. No eyebrows? alright, convinced me. haha. ill try to sell it when i get on this afternoon I'm surprised that nobody has said it yet, but I would have to say digital art. I've tried it a couple of times, and I definitely realize that it has an enormous learning curve, but the pieces that some artists put out are just gorgeous Thought the same. Figured that was the joke. Damn, full already Wow, I can't believe... .......... The fuck did I just read?? That can't be right. They've definitely not been nerfed, unless TPPI changes that, and I highly doubt it does. One of your machines might be choking energy because of an insufficient line, increasing your power cost. And I'm pretty sure it was 114 centrifuges, not 216 Oh, but I didn't see it on the floor beforehand well gotta credit you with SOMETHING, you guys are immune to poe's law i'm very much interested in trophies :) although I wouldn't be needing the walmart garchomp anymore. poke viv will probably be 40 custom shinies (the perfect), but for trophies, since 4 trophy = 1 shinies. do you really want to do 160 trophy shinies? I was a bit confused about the significance of that number until I realized it was the date... who would even send something like this out in this era? I... I think this was filmed in my town! How can I make her be real. Oh my god... Huh that's actually really nice looking. Where the fuck did I get that impression from is this a repost or are there actually a lot of 13 year old producers planning to release their first EP? Wow this makes the one I went to in Hong Kong sound pretty vanilla Why not... both? Not correct. Just looked that up though and it looks awesome. (after reading comic) ( THAT CHAIR!!! Oh my god is Deftinhawk after about the second match the audio being out of sync becomes unbearable and you may want to just mute the video or it will have you all fucked up wot Grapes of Wrath - That is one weird ending!! Can't wrap my head round it... It's going to be even worse when people use gold sharing to make new accounts and play online for free. They're right side up if you're looking from space. Vazkii plays Yugioh? Fucking deja vu The only reason I don't want to see Firefly continue is cos I know they can't CGI him back to his younger years, and I want more of that!! How's that saturation treating you Wet nurse has been slain by Obama ( That was the last thing I expected Heck, I was joking but if it were real I'd use it 8 more hours.... Did you just look at my comment history That would be one ginormous caboose!! Yeahh... I realised I'm allergic to granny smith apples when my boyfriend went to buy some and I said "don't get those. They taste good, but I hate the way they make your throat close". He was like Ya, I've had around 5 Japanese students live in my house over the years as well as being able to meet around 50 others and only very few of them really played on their PC. Around maybe 5 of them even heard about/played Starcraft: Broodwar i don't even want to know what the girl turtle part looks like Try having about 350 for 1 game....to be honest I shudder at what my total playtime of video games is I have to pick just one? its not random because we know... Wow, thankfully haven't had this happen before Oh wow, such sour grapes! He's the game. * *No, your arms... O_O O_O O_O Oh you mean those things are useful? Wait say what? i'm in California and I always get told the trade values over the phone for trading in my old GameStop games, especially since I have to drive a buttload away to do it. You blew away $20K just like that :D. So should I ask you the worst investment you made for your life? and you had $7.5K at age 19 what in the world did you do to end up with all that This comes in soon after the ban meat thread. This thread just keeps on blowing my mind. Marrow didn't get her powers back from AvX. In X-Force it's revealed she had a risky procedure done that gave her powers back, but killed her baby (she was pregnant at the time). She is not taking it well woah, flames Well...I guess we have to be #1 at something? You've clearly never heard about how much sex goes on in a nursing home I didn't know Shirley Temple was kind of a hottie. The twitch plays pokemon guy has been streaming since February. Perhaps Ironically... I heard that ever since Time Warner cut AOL loose, AOL has been fighting **IN FAVOR OF** Net Neutrality. That's right - They're on *our* side in this! Why are people asking me?? I have just known about that site for ages and was able to google it for the link doesn't mean I'm an expert at defining body types Fingers crossed, it should be quick. From reading stuff online though, it looks like the recovery period can be anywhere from a few hours, to over a week It's 17,735K perfect gems for the 71st alchemist. Talk about slowing down ! I don't even know who "Yogscast" is. Sounds like someone who does Podcasts Original post went missing Sakurai is on to us ye! Crusader is a much, much better class design wise than paladin. he feels like a badass killing machine of Light " appleflap! "Candida Export" - wtf... Were you alone or...? Is... Is that actually a thing? People laugh when you say little women? Where did you find that? Ich dacht grad bing würde mich jetzt auch schon auf reddit verarschen I expected lucina OR chrom, not them both hmm.. well this is interesting... let say there's 10 trophies in each box, i would say then around 200 trophies? Except for one time they had two dictators. How did you know that?? i cant even find the standings on the esports site What GPU would you suggest for triple 4K then? ( ( Woah, I have never encountered that one lol, it can't be THAT bad, can it? I hope not Oh wow, thanks for that, I will get my diet under control then. I was eating at 500 over maintenance.... but **is** it by accident Remind me that I never need to sit in your office chair. Why not work on both at the same time Was there a caption or anything!? huh, never recalled a rainy quakecon before i dont get it Please implement ziplines You know, this sounds like the beginning to some porn I've seen before. . . Is my app malfunctioning or does that comment really have over 25K upvotes? ... So his passive is basically a better bakasura passive? My favorite way of explaining to my friends about the glitch is, "All you need is a high paying car, 10 car garage, and a dead hooker". I've all gotten " "keg" Belgian commentator: "Péraud puts his saddle in his ass and he goes faster that way." Haha yeah? might try doing warm ups actually, Like i can sit there and do a 6, 8 or even 10 hour livestream chatting away to people and no problem but youtube videos i am just like i JUST installed b4 the match curse He has been married 7 times Ermagherd. My fat is squishy too! It makes me happy but when I told my boyfriend about it he was all like: I would so totally buy one from you if you started producing this. I can see the kickstarter for this already! Really? Ha well ive no form of social anxiety or any anxiety and ive Live streamed, still blank, stammer and just nope my way through it My first LP was dead light and i decided to use a webcam as well so i was just like You know, there's a treatment for that right? Rational brain was like "meh whatever" even if true. Irrational brain was like: How did you notice that!? Wooah! AMC whenever I come from playing any other Hunter. That left handed basic atk... Mines didn't cause two world wars.... 22 million Honestly -- I don't really get what's going on here. Could someone fill me in?! I never understood cumming INTO a sock. I've only used socks to wipe up the mess if I do it in my room and throw it in the laundry Are you a wizard? That's nuts. I don't know what to believe any more How else did you get the internship? Holy molly Gleeb and Pobelter are young, I have friends their age They're so pigmented and pretty Pay tolls? Who does that in this state? Whats happeing right after the Kink 5-0 fucked me up more I can't get over how people try to create, like, a "brand" for their store to get people to come back loyally. Do people not use the SW or SSW to find the lowest price, and care about the most familiar seller? My cousin named her daughter Bella and I'm only just now realizing it was related to Twilight. That's my faction at 6 dtr They just confirmed a bunch of characters I'm going to have to play with. I'm afraid of what would happen when yours delivers. Despite working at Starbucks for a couple years I'm glad I never got that attached to coffee Oh so you gave us your fan fiction net profile. *Totally* not reading all your work, but... dammit I don't know much about Naruto. That means I can't read your work properly T_T. Also, that "Failed Reset" I hope not Ok I'm a girl and I love men, but seeing a girl suck another girl's nipples is like sweet Jesus and Skyler White - what a plot twist, wait did i miss that episode? I mean, yeah. The question is, holy or shadow? hahaha, thank you for that visual I just discovered ponds after insistence from my grandmother. I feel like I have been blind, but now I see. Arendelle's I think my screen darkness might be a bit off, or maybe yours is I don't know This reminds me of green and blue fun dip And THEN you come here...everyday...forever How could you lose with Bat? More interested in the "131" red number Eg might get 3-0ed by tK FWB is out of town... Wait, where are you? Holy shit. If the last ancient weapon is a devil fruit. Err yeah...hard to focus on that when you're bleeding or something. You're left to wonder if a baby is even alive in there. But yeah, that makes the kid sound like a meal People can live that long? Weird. Or a Darkness fruit. So...you did....or didn't just do a trick? I'm assuming she's younger, since she's spooked by your closet but I guarantee you it's definitely a kid thing to happen across strange things your parents should have hidden better. So many arm chair veterinarians in this thread ( Would you say like Kikuri or someone like logan for the last slot Hmph... my results reflect nearly 95% accuracy to what I admit of what I am. ugh i want Like what? what the Hell was with the weird noise dude? Unlike tumblrinas, as scientists we acknowledges our biases and do everything in our power to identify and reduce/eliminate the impact of those biases on the research. That's why double blind studies are the gold standard of medicine Guys, what if OP is still in his garage My guitars don't have pickguards :) Link it when it's up and running online though. I know people And Satan goes: They got stuck like that the whole round. But, if there were a reason to be skeptical, would that not make it inherently subjective? That Josh Smith 3pt percentage request: video of u using that vibrator! OMFG People blowing up the whole party + drop-ship at the start Him and Kyrie are up there...that was amazing to watch "I have no regrets". Seriously guys I've never had a single problem with the client \( that is NOT how colour-blindness works You use Night Vision? Oooohhh that does look a bit creepy. Abandoned roads and cabins makes me think of American horror movies. Run fast! I mean I'd be really really happy to come home to daddy too good god WTF is there more doesn't change the fact that he's already bad. he is just the most fun champ to play. all of this whine comes because lower elo people get wrecked by some lee yea ofc challenger players say the same. but thats the only lvl of play in which lee really is played any good. erm...yeah How did you even get all that time man Dude, those sounds are absolutely terrifying I don't recall ever being in a household where the bathroom door was kept shut when unoccupied. Course, I'll be the first to say there are literally millions of households in which I've never set foot, but.. still. Awesome! I was wondering though where Libra, Felneus, or my Centaur Come into affect though I do the complete opposite. Horror game? Lights on Oh... I see... He bo nerfs? omg. ive been reading the manga for god knows how long and i never knew there was a gokukoku subreddit I wrote you on skype (you're offline, but I remember adding you a longer while back 2 years and you have so little karma Ah, I now see the error in my phraseology. The intended antecedent for 'He' was Jesus. I posted while I myself was hungover...oops! It is a little unnerving to see a life-counter with so many decimal points. It's like a slow countdown to max level and end-game. So true. I usually spend more time browsing & downloading than actually watching. He is?! Maybe there are more Smiths BECAUSE they did not serve. layering blush. Im checking out the prices.. Particularity made for cookiezi? holy crap Sorry guys I'm willing to build my own but it's hard to with time and postage for multiple different parts to Australia can mean that it ends up costing more than its worth. I do know how to build a computer (studying computer engineering doesn't leave you completely clueless Um. Yeah. So that happened. Smokes through her...? And it came without mudguards? EU server for alpha wat? 150+ gems (I... don't recall exact amount in total I actually spent, that's just how many I bought today) I recently got a flashlight from fasttech because drunk and bored... Will turn out the lights and blow hits into flashlight beam... Vapor is mesmerizing Actually i'd also like to throw in qojqva in the same category. That guy has been brilliant throughout and icex3 is probably sorta free after the tournament. Just imagining Dendi, Puppey, Icex3 and Kuro playing together. lol. I'm not sure the store would like that I have them but for some reason they don't work sometimes don't know why, it's only 2010 standard Yep, she's a keeper! Tablets I have noooo idea ( TIL EnderIO isn't popular. Wow, that's a good deal No combat WOW Dosa in a thali? What has the world come to!! sexy Where is this? That was real? This sounds like something that could have happened in the rural Minnesota school I went to! Are you fucking SERIOUS??? Really? Apparently lewa uses a cursor I made + my modicons You just give a blank card? I think he is... Huh. For some reason I have you tagged as "Wants drama!" in RES Do you really think every critic of Evo Psych is a Creationist? good god 124 images? You mad because america is powerful and omnipresent and controls the world Holy shit that was AMAZING Just what a sick monster would do: kill the offspring of the intended target for jollies, then proceed to off everyone surrounding the target. Truly sick, sadistic stuff. ( Wow I do hope you make at least 10 times more than €270 a month after getting a job from SO I love the half-pergola arches in panel five, but question the welcoming atmosphere portrayed in panel twelve. We have car meets Is that flintlock rifle? I am really really sorry that I'm going to ask this. You know... english is not my first language, than I've got to ask... What is SO ??? A bit more than double of what you had hoped above, any particular reason why getting a job from Careers@SO is any different? ............$870 a semester?! My god, I thought it was around $400 I know, right? wow i thought all friend safari floettes were red; yours are yellow eBay frequencies? That kid in the gif looks creepy Agreed! My dad works with actual pallets so it was really confusing when I first started here... Like seriously, who buys a whole pallet of makeup?? Freedom is an illusion Omg. That is really strange! How is the water liquid on Europa? Shouldn't it be frozen? That sure as hell is some scary power WHAT?! Rocksmith for $5 with the guitar cable included? That shit is still selling for $30 on Amazon and eBay! :| and persona 4 isn't worth $5 are they mad?! ** Someone needs to render a Model S with all the time machine parts But he's not NOT at work drivers in general will be obselete Why wouldn't you be allowed to post the link? From 8MB of RAM required, to 1GB of RAM. What has that got to do with what I said lol? They both drive the same car TIL Schadenfreude also is an english word Band plays for 2 hrs without a break and takes 5 min before kicking your ass for another 30 min and you have beef with this? What is going on here? What is going on here? WTF This is what's considered exciting in a game of baseball? Those eyes ?? There were 2 bomb bags in the snake pit on 1-2, and 3 bomb bags on the same level's shop. Wow, you still got me with the bug story. I sense a Russian feeder in our midst So many random, uncalled for changes Haha, no! I'm a life-long resident of SE Michigan :D Sadly, when I was in early elementary school, I thought the Red Wings were a Canadian team, but I blame that now on my bad American-English language skills. Spanish is my first language and I was learning English from the CBC (Canadian t.v.), I was so confused. Different group. I've encountered the chemtrail people on another occasion. The weirdos seem to gravitate towards me. Throwdown got released today. Its so good Teemo blood = cure to Cancer Girls with like 5 piercings per ear. Or a ton on their face. Or even just one on their tongue.... I just listened to the actual song, I lost *my* breath at that part. If you think that's how it works, you really don't understand the allergy or cross-contanimation are you a chick who hates hearing about that or a guy? I think this is the reason I don't have too many girl friends. I don't really like hearing about "girly" stuff. I found mine on my second day playing, haha. It was a little discouraging having just a few thousand bells to my name and seeing something in a store with a price tag like that I wonder what your username stands for it's almost like....they designed it for this to happen < Oh Panocha? I know what that is, and it doesn't refer to sugar. Seeing an albino cockroach in the bathroom...still haunts my nightmares. Wow Didn't notice this was in NBAimages and thought it was news so I was a little bit Wat. Should just have a manly discussion of favourite postions with the wives Like...like normal. Dude Dirty is that you? Oh, dang. ( They aren't available in Indiana You should report that to the pack devs, that sounds serious last night when people were talking about concordia while looking at the broken wp I heard about the costa concordia thing on tv and it made me go "He took me deep..." - David Price Holy shit stop you're blowing my mind. The ingenuity of airsoft techs never ceases to amaze me What concerns me is why the teenage player has **multiple** children ............. gross ಠ_ಠ. How long did it take you to breed all that?! his voice is soooooo good Holy fuck! Wait, are all college tests "multiple-choice" in the US? People wear spaghetti straps to be in? Wow I just looked frame by frame and it is actually there Careful, he's gonna poke a hole on the garage door ( Oh....that may actualy trump cigarette smoke What? Expand it more and more? What What kind of girls have you been with I have 7... 7 down 2 up... Olivia Wilde. Dem eyes. Holy shit that's cool For 2k hours? It is... And this would indicate that the actual monthly playerbase is possibly 18,000,000? What table Well shit.... Really??? Ive never not boiled them. You can put hard lasagna in the dish and then straight in the oven? I went with Elgato. No complaints. I've seen the horror of the cables though I had no idea anyone else ever had this! Someone pointed it out ounce Bahaha, I feel so bad for the guests who were given devices as gifts and have no clue how to work them. I had a lady a while ago who had opened a music app or the Android tablet she'd gotten for her birthday, and couldn't shut the music off, so she let it play for hours... and then brought it to the desk to beg me to make it stop, because she wanted to get some sleep. Idk why but when i do this i refill slower China rejects our crops because of GMOs... It looks a bit like the old Sharp radio i got from my dad few years back "if it doesn't affect me personally, it must not be a problem." This makes me want to learn to play with Meta-Knight Did you guys really spend all your money on Bosh? people are scary fast Pretty androgynous until she starts shrinking ' What's tobbaco tar black chins are 1k+ each and on the rim of lvl 30 wild Clairvoyant. This was more elaborate than I thought I was going to make it I love thunder storms! But I always unplug everything that I don't want destoryed... like TV, PC, PS4, modem... Cause lighting struck down close to my cousins house and **everything** broke...he had to buy a new tv, new modem and have an electrician come home and do some stuff to even get the lights to work again Starcraft No Maybe he fixes nitrogen and water weight from air, like tomatoes Same here, i never thought it would respawn Wait, you can talisman into a bunch of flowers there? MY GAWD! An unwadsworthy video! I need sleep. Dog arrives at 5:25 da fuq? So does Acidic Urns work if they pray at the shrine or not? Ah I see, that checks out. . . um ....... *thanks?* And at the prices some places seem to charge, apparently that only takes about 3 years. Damn Dianna Russini. Jesus christ That would mean CL Final and/or winning the league! Well me neither and thought there was 35 in the game at the moment I thought I did that the other evening. That would be very disturbing then...since I play offline Seriously? Damn her! I know she'll crafty and all but this gave me a heartattack that would be awesome. Thats literally older than i am Just curious, why exactly would you want to do that? Your obligation is to be her imam. You can spend the rest of your life being next to her, why do you have to be next to her in salah as well Whaaaaaaat And how would I go about having 2x4's stuck on the frame Why is it faster leaving??? the PS3 will be a whole extra generation old by the time they can play it I Actually just got some shoes from my dealer. I dunno what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day YET! ༼ つ ༼ つ I've been taking BC pill without water for years.. u Just put an end to that I thought she said Wizard slave. This changes this quite a bit. Stitch from Lilo and Stitch? That exists? As someone from Belgium, there are people that can't swim? Malcom x was right? You don't need mana runes ༼ つ In the thread he said the shortblock was USD $15,300 or something like that. He doesn't have eyes! ༼ つ Some of my husbands coworker didn't even know fruits and vegetables have seasons ༼ つ I will be finding this out in 2-3 weeks. > developers have released 70 patches and hotfixes since 22nd of November how big was he? like, length and girth? It's the best... Sorry, but how can you forgot educating your children? Especially übermensch like this one? how? And athleticism. ...my mind went to a very naughty place Long story, but the 4 word version is... naked dad on sofa. (Keep in mind, nothing I'm saying here is to detract from any of the rest of this) Describing Constantine as a superhero is bizarre. original gangsta? You know it is bad when Mexico is talking about too much drug trafficking in your country Let it ring, eat your goddamn lunch. You're not a robot (or are you sadly graves has more range ༼ つ Idk I've never seen a hacker on Tera, which is shocking considering its action based combat, it has no anti-cheat programs like hackshield bundled with it, and its a major MMO We don't care about the score How do you ride both? Seriously... op you must get alone time with it... then record it You can manage without them Just picked up my G27 You have NOBODY to blame it on. Even if your friends do it, you'll still be blamed. I actually have a foil "Eagle of the Watch" in the exact same style. I went up to the LGS owner, and he said the whole box came with foils misprinted that way I actually find this rather interesting Alright, well, what about Chaotics dual-wielding vs. Drygore dual-wielding? I've heard from quite a few sources that the chaotics are winning in terms of dps, which seems like an oversight. I can't confirm this, but that doesn't seem like it should be like that. Is that a misprint exciton And sometimes a wild Arachne support appears. Not even joking. I wish I could make this up... You can only get them by getting the Wither to kill the ender dragon ༼ つ New for 1400? It's weird how when nobody focuses Lucian he stays alive and kills people ooohh!! They can still touch you. murdered italians I went looking for a gif or a picture - but man, my google fu kept failing me Is that woman in the background dead?? *Raiden The best 2 frames... Peasants were always one step ahead of us man AUTOMOD is doing work in this thread Yada yada grapefruit somethin somethin burning.... The noises man Whats wrong with youtube? lol... you really are catching feelings huh. I've never seen a map or seeds pop into a node without gathering from it to force it to respawn first Ya, I had one too. Not bad, also didn't use the meds. I think they got a bad rep from back when things were more crude. They've made everything smoother and less painful. My aunt was telling me how she had one like 50 years ago without any numbing at all. I pay $70/Mo for 1024mpbs up per month. I just checked that camelsucks site and it seems the previous owner must have been some kind of sovereign citizen guy claiming that Reynolds & the nuclear industry collaborated to add uranium and shit to camels ..not a single one? Are you sure? You've completely missed the point. And I don't understand how you got the idea I couldn't tell the obvious. Not when I demonstrated the knowledge in my comment you inexplicably felt the need to teach me. Turkturkturkturkturkturk >.< So many receipts Someone on twitter is saying that he could 3D it... do kyros have two legs again ? Waiting sucks. I've been sitting here all day waiting for a package to arrive so I can return the defective item its replacing. And it's taking FOREVER. That would be my worst nightmare. Why would she do that?! You poor thing. I am so glad you escaped that crazy right on the spot. I mean her deception alone is a dealbreaker, but *she wanted to make a human without your consent*. Is that Ensworth? Dating site?? ...your best bet is one of those big public parks in a metro city { Look at these comments. I'm the least evil of the lot. ...They did, they really did... Screen grab of payment screen etc ... Do it! or the social world will make you feel bad ......... Heh...porn and 'other reddits' ... What? I clicked the button right away, didn't even read the bottom... anet has joined the order of whispers? They do play violent video games (I'm watching my 10yo playing RE5 while doing the running man with Chris Redfield dressed like Freddy Mercury as we speak. There are people who sit when they wipe? This is insane, I cant even imagine how you managed to squeeze this all within the 300 decor limit. God if it really is Ziggy than does this mean he is trying to bring back Bill? I've heard of talking to yourself, but typing to yourself? Looking at my 40% upvote rate for this post.. I surprisingly see that. Gozer..... Look at the scrollbar What next? Have loot drop from the top of the item, and you have to rotate it quickly and then insert it so it fits correctly into the rest of the loot at the bottom? The final... Piece Hmm? Why did you bring in the Eastern Orthodox? I mean, if we're going back to the very beginning, that would obviate the necessity for the qualifiers in "Eastern Orthodox," "Roman Catholic," etc. Did you mean something else, or are you trying to imply that the Eastern Orthodox are the truest church? wow... I read this post and immediately knew it was them. They came on yesterday screaming about "this server is dying" and were being just rude overall Andddddddd I'm stealing this. Where'd you get it from? There's an exam? I just got the certificate and the pin at the end of my training. I'm playing Gekokujo, and castles, villages, and business all generate pretty measly returns. But the 4 towns I recently got my hands on generate 20,000+ each per week. It's insane < What is this damage buffer skill? Same with me. It looks to me as if whatever I'm looking at is slowly shrinking from my view. I rememberr Lee Sin, guess you're like a grandad to us, but hell that was still 3 and a half years ago I got the same set this weekend! And I have the same placemat ;) Are you me?! ... Mother of god... Thanks for the shiny Riolu Are we supposed to have fun, or to be scared ? *They heard you!* Yeah I got quite surprised myself when I saw it Do i miss 2 badges Oh Oh god, why did I challenge this team. How do you know what battery acid tastes like? This...isn't a grammatical error. TIL I'm Bisexual. That pianist keeps teleporting from one piano to the next Everybody got their codes early, but you're not supposed to be playing yet why are grapples back? We dont care how good we are and we dont care about winning, it just so happens we arent a big group of people so we ally so we can contest people and have fun stabbd how's it coming There was a post earlier today where the guy was trying to push it incognito or something (I don't give a fuck, just tell me you're trying to sell something) but eventually deleted the account he made for it. But there was no one who said they had used it. Unless.... you're the same guy? "us" ? These are all great vids, but as someone still new to MH, can someone explain to me what's with all these people bombing themselves into different areas? I seriously think b2 is more troll than b5 haha.. i just got promoted back into it for like the 4th time and played 2-3 matches.. I havent had an afk yet, but man is it trolly. Very first match was against a heimer/vlad bot lane.. Eww..it's like people microwaving fish at work. This - I work in security, and running into people who are all rabble rabble can't find jobs, I'm a bit It means you can style my 'do. What were you thinking? In highschool when my science teacher would tell me things like a year is an orbit around the sun, I just took it in without thinking about it. Now that I think that it takes a whole year just to get around the sun once, I'm like 8======D ( Ahh exactly what I said Uh guys, it is just tea. every judo match only lasts a couple of minutes maximum I too am seriously considering moving north to the bay area to hack lights with yall... ( ( Those last two panels made me think the carbs and proteins came from Shiny Flint's predecessor See, if you say that to somebody in real life, the give you this Well.. this is a bit extreme... but... what you could do is... kill all your neighbours. All of them. can you add me please? Looks like a painting, but of a man giving birth? Pretty weird Kann man drinnen als Mitarbeiter Ohrstöpsel oder Ohropax (Wachs) benutzen? Wieso trinkt ihr danach noch ein Bier, ihr habt doch schon die ganze Zeit miteinander rumgehangen I also see the penis Fuck... This sound similar to my cousin's fiasco. Married this town girl who was homely and well natured. To top that, she was a gold medalist in maths, something that happens rarely in my minority community. I had immense respect for her just because of that. A year after the marriage, it was revealed that my cousin has a kid from a live-in with his college love, who was a Hindu, and that this lady was present during all the important ceremonies of the wedding. The icing on the cake was that my uncle and aunt very well knew about my cousin and instead of just letting him be, forced this arranged marriage to save face in community. Sorry but this def needs a NSFW tag It's really weird viewing these images... kinda like when you're watching a TV programme and the aspect ratio is off, so the people look stretched sideways. hasta cierto punto, podemos es atipico, se que piensas que puede echar para atras ciertas palabras, pero es que realmente ha revolucionado los sistemas de entrada al parlamento, no es el tipico partido gris. Tampoco el tema es agresivo para nada I read that as you nodding at the kid in a, "yeah, that's right" sort of way. Uhh ( uhmmmmmm... uh... I think you're taking roleplay a bit too far. Also obsessing over the trans thing too much. Wait what? We can stuff in flairs now? You mean, like, browsing a gaming sub-reddit at work? Dude, are you telling me that you've had women register e-mail addresses like cloe.blagulon@gmail.com or sophie.blagulon@gmail.com while you weren't married? That's all sorts of clingy. True, but how sick would Visage immortals be... There's an RAOA Stem Group? Why would you bring that up? Why is that a thing? Ya Kun I wish! Did you know that there's a bubble tea shop in Carillon (not easyway) that sells kaya toast, but at $7 It's startling to me that people think to use it that way /u/theevillightbulb We've been separated. > Wow. At least one of those hamsters must be dead after that. Cool guy, her face "I'm feeling a draft in places I didn't know I had" Is /r/TumblrInAction leaked into Blizzard? I have.... A magical Jolly Roger flag on my list Wait, you post here Oh. My. God. That is so much art! Even the local guys eventually germanised and moved to Silesia I read it wrong and thought you ended up weighing 71 pounds Dark Star by The Grateful Dead = ( Why would I use armorall I... I am impressed Stardust I can't believe how many people didn't get it. he bent the bar while getting psyched up já comi um bitoque ao pequeno almoço (sim era de manhã) Thank you very much. Just checked my win/loss ratio with her and have a 85% win rate I don't know why it never occurred to me until now that Dumbledore was this old. I never even wondered. Is this official? Is it just me or is fury mode easy if you don't rely on using the guard bug to exploit the game? Meow meow, meow meeow. That's super weird, I've used it several times without any problems with sticking... and I machine wash the pieces, they start showing some pilling after a year or two but... generally I think it's a great yarn Fresh raspberry pie or baked raspberries? Oh? Where do you take issue with the class balance? Cant say ive experienced any issues Oh god Scrolled past and saw: "It's watching you take a shit" Sweet Jesus!!!! Engineering? What does it mean Your dad's seasonings sound identital to my ex's Although this sounds awesome.......... 1/2 cup of sugar Shit these things have almond butter in them too. I think you're my ex girlfriend withdraw money pounch, add to price checker...are people really this lazy oh *man*, I had two of my delicious sandwiches already today, but your description of a "Ristet med det hele" is making my mouth water That landlord comment was especially funny, but how could Dome not realize that sooner? That's actually really cool Holy shit. This is 200 meters from my apartment here in Stockholm. Roselundsparken it's vlc cli ? Me too, except my name isnt Steve, and I DO live in Michigan. Alley Rapist..... that name Looks awesome! Oh my god, I've just realised. What if Rebecca's baby is a zombie while being born? Maybe only Michael can see the lights? That would be quite the discovery.. that no one would have caught until now, almost a year later.. Haha thanks. She really is :P She's even gotten herself an alice in wonderland themed tattoo sleeve on her one arm I read it as detention too I actually really love this Wow. I hope not What version of peekaboo did you experience growing up? Last I checked, death wasn't part of it. I've done this 3 or 4 times and never scarred. How big are your warts I called in sick..... for a few days... just to play this game during the release of burning crusade. Where on earth did "Dennis" come from as a name for Ghestis...? Apparently I lap the Earth each year NSFW I once saw Chase Utley in at catcher. ...not entirely sure why you tried to trade me a Diancie for my Diancie Relax Are...are you that person? Ouch! DO IT They should have the metal parade go non-stop for 1 hour total. Just battle after battle and at the very end you collect everything all at once.. There's some good games in the 2009 Celtics Bulls series. 2 OT, 1 Double OT, and 1 Triple OT game in the series ? I hope that's a joke because that makes you just as crazy as them holy crap Good thing tbc made things hard... That steady shot macro When my girlfriend poops, sometimes she puts her finger in her vag and pushes out the stubborn poop nuggets from the inside. I watched her do it once Sean Connery approveshh thishh messagshhe. he does that. rose madder was the same way, like action and mystery aaaaaaand BONER! what? where did that even come from? What's the 4th 2v4 Raises. It raises the question. well thats the same thing i realized. if they capped soldiery at 450/ week, then why not this? other gamers hoard hunts How much did it cost? I once had an ex who accused me of accusing him of cheating. Fucking pins and needles sounds really painful! Why would you do that?! ༼ つ Wait she never made another post... do you think she tried it...? I want that Scraggy What if that's the ghost of him? Do I pee as well? dude I want your ditto too How the heck is LMQ ranked higher than Dig? It can be a pain sometimes. It was only until Adam and Ava got married that I found out that Adam had three other women as romantic interests. I just finished watching *Snowpiercer* (fucking *incredible* movie. Check it out!), so that bit at the beginning with the train in the snow kind of freaked me out. (' How do you guys know this shit!? I swear that was from 2012 and not 1996. I have a legit question! As an ignorant Canadian (I don't know nearly all the facts about this) why don't a few good people gather together and destroy the NSA buildings? They are, from what I understand, breaking many laws and going against the constitution. So the NSA is a DANGER to the citizens.. Why not blow the shit up or something along those lines so no human gets hurt in the process Depends how many condoms full of nic juice you're willing to swallow I look at NSFW things while I'm at work Why don't we have a system or a middle man do the trading? Should be a system where people who do fair trades get a +1 review \_( I want that font and enchantment letters Where did you find this On mobile here. Are the colourful jokes Asian guys? Holy crap as a lvl 5 ymir you have just scared me 5 weeks. What is 4Chan? I think my mom paid about 125 dollars for her heart transplant. I didn't know Oliver Kahn was so old Dear sick people, please cover your mouth when you're coughing, especially on public transport. I just had a guy cough his lungs out on the back of my neck. Well,that escalated quickly. Who has what now? That sounds really disturbing thanks! How do i lock / unlock the dccd? So manny buttons nothing beats a slow LED strobe light in a pitch black room - add some vape haze/weed smoke, and try to roll a ball around He may get away with that legally, but if I was the owner of that car I would be plotting revenge. That's a fairly large difference in price compared to up here. Non riesco a vedere il video, ma nella miniatura mi sembrano due trans... Shut the lid on my laptop while waiting for replies, came to view the replies and sound is working again And when I had a good time I ended up puking in a bucket in a sauna, and then ended up sleeping in said sauna Doesn't work: Ironically, the file size is too big I haven't had mine since early March, and I'm so worried it will return with a vengeance: 4-5 months worth of cramps, blood and PMS I dont get it Actually, I thought a bit and it struck me that Windows itself has very few bugs. I actually can't recall anything I'm a bit worried about the two control wires dead centre of your photo that look to be rubbing against the bottom of that bracket I dunno, back when I was in school Im pretty sure that would have been one for at least half the class, myself included Holy sh.t, he is one of my favorite players, I've followed him for so long now that I did not even notice how much weight he lost Wow. That's amazing... I'm wondering now if my life is an hallucination It's like a deep fried sushi Unless you're noclip like in doom and you just don't fall through the floor. So the bottom of your feet still interact with the physical world It's gone, again Benny Central Where is the White Council during all of this? Just poked around the Wiki a tiny bit! wait, tactical rigging still exists?? O_O so we can hold 3 items?? ARGH! I would have bought that. The second is still $3. Wow. This release came out at like 9 am for me... Omhigosh I would buy all of those Unless he IS the big man.. Wait, so in other countries, pubs simply don't have any signs? eh i clicked on it and malwarebytes not responding Omg awesome! That's actually very impressive! Oh no, I'm devastated. ┌∩┐( Beautiful cane! Do you disagree? That's a decent enough speed, you don't really need more than that You have some pretty terrifying birds around you then Stannis isn't The Mannis after all! Where was it shown? 100 block kite for you vs a 500 block kite for us I have a myken's ball of hate... perhaps i'll give it a try I think if you just search for "doublelift poppy" on YouTube it will comes out... holy shit.... It's becoming evident that everybody on the face on the *freaking planet* has noticed that I'm not wearing jeans today You did use the reds as your daily driver? It's... its outside? There's a sidewalk you can queue up on, you know. Thank you, that is good to know. That was the only place close by that sold outside the D range bras, and I went just after finding my size, so at the time I was in shock about being a 34F, then I walked out with a 32H > Baffled that people actually went to war with such unpractical sized weapons You have vit on only 4 pieces of gear I'm not used to all of this attention And then comes that across the map kill... boom. Goes from one item Draven to 15 item draven.. I can't get over the delicate way he's holding that joystick I had no idea he was a stoner. Why doesn't the clay on the arm bend from the weight of the glove piece? Does your clay defy gravity? wait I'm really confused.... what the hell was that Crizzly Bugatti remix with this that I've been listening to... . So even if that HAD worked was she just going to offer her friends drugs from her PUSSY and let them put them in their MOUTHS? Is your net okay? Uhh... Is your DS/internet okay? Never? Cant't forget Kirby surprise buttsex (>^-^(> After further research apparently pineapple Oreo milkshakes are a thing Holy hell i don't understand, how can you get him for cheaper than 915,000 ? Isn't that the minimum? The plot thickens Ewww. looks *so* dirt... oh, I see. Okay thanks. Hmm on a side note I don't see this post anymore in the listings. Mutter Gottes Also. o_o ... 0_0 ... (>\^-\^(> Impressive how he was able to find the EXACT center of balance.... Its all good. Some of these places are insane Never look at 50/50 subreddit I want to join. Heeeey, I remember this manga. Damn has it really been that long? > Baffled that people actually went to war with such unpractical sized weapons You bought an iPhone 4 and received an Evo 4G LTE? Easily done? ps3 version is more populated than the 360 version currently. last time I was on the ps3 version (3 days ago) it had 50k+ users. Surprisingly the 360 version only has about 25k Which begs the question of how the stupid ones survive the poisonous ones You don't have a photo of the sinks at the Sydney Opera House! Why? What are you doing to me?! This is amazing. And wonderful. And... it does things. Since Nami, Trist and Kog are all top teir champions? Where the hell did that last one come from? I cant stop looking "Minecraft Does being irish explain your username. I beg your pardon? What in the...how does this even happen? A sky full of spiders I've been zooming while climbing ladders on stable since I started playing the game. Does TrackIR allow me to zoom while you guys couldn't? You wrote that on a bus? Even knowing what they actually are from the comments so far, it still looks like really soft corn husks to me. Sad to see what's happening to the Forestry support, not that I recall there being any in the first place I just started Channel too.. Right after angel beats Dove Go Cool Moisture Body Wash I've suggested that for so long! Except that the UN is somewhat broken as an institution, at least in terms of actually persecuting crimes, and any attempt to 'toast' him will result in a friendly, allthough bored, veto from Russia. Honestly, if we wanted to actually do something about nations getting away with varying atrocities we'd have to get rid of that stupid veto-system... except four out of five veto powers would instantly veto that I see... but then again, I hear stories of people living in more populated areas who've been on okcupid for years with only a few dates. Meelo is enjoying this way too much It's scary zooming into his eyes Infinite ammo? Godmode? What did I miss? Unless I'm stereotyping and assuming age I don't even remember what th3 looks like Netflix streams actual 1080? Actually, come to think of it, EnderIO has every feature he just listed Haha! I made the username after I slew a possum that I caught in my henhouse. Exactly why I was like Hey, this complimenting lark has unintended consequences you didn't warn me about! how do you move the player around in the loadout screen? Can I get the recipe for this please? I got a name from a DC (though it wasn't lucid, and I read it off of her resumee). Her name was Samshya Hammish which, according to some random dictionaries online supposedly means "Hashish Conundrum" in hindu No, it is I who cannot read. HAHA! I've been up all day and just discovered Reddit so i think i just fell in love That guy has the corpses of at least 3 people I know, none of whom are in the same corp, alliance, or even area of space... I'm not sure that I understand what you think I'm bragging about. Right? Mary is SO SELFISH!!! But Amanda plays her SO WELL!!! I'm so torn! I can't wait to see what she does with the scripts next series... My face is gonna be stuck like this Woah!!! I totally can't wait to get riot points for smite! At first I thought he punctured the driver. When the driver slipped my eyes went like Seems like she is trying to rip them off I didn't know anyone actually used that setting... well sure, the damn thing ran on 6 AA batteries. I believe that's the only game console/portable console. I've had that ran on that many batteries Uhhhhh.... Need a hand brah? Oh my word, it's like butter Umm... Miss? Has that actually happened? Holy fuck this went dark. I think the format is weird because of how long the tournament is stretched out. Last years finals had over 500,000 viewers on Twitch, and I don't think that's going to happen this year because A.) random people aren't going to check in to see what the game is like since they've been doing that for over a week now and B.) the finals are on a Monday. Who the fuck decided to have the finals on Monday? Why didn't they start the main event on Thursday and have the finals on Sunday? 10.8 million dollar prize pool and it's going to have less viewers than the International last year because of this format Wow. Look like my girlfriend's! And after maybe half an hour of catching Kirlias... holy crap, Shiny. I was on this depression medication (no longer on it) called Celexa and it would give me sleep disturbances. I had a dream my mom and I are were about to drive off of a cliff into an infinite abyss. I woke up in a sweat. You can't trust any of these guys. You want someone who knows you. Aren't you like low silver Mitsunari has to pay for what he did to Masamune-sama Dit klinkt net al's her begin van Final Destination Quite silly? How can you do air raids in a no-fly zone? ** 161-170 is what I farmed for mine. Also on a odd side note, I caught a breaker and when I evolved her to 4* she morphed somehow into a Lord type! I've never seen such a huge ticket difference ( Kirby swallows Alucard and becomes a "Alucard-Infused-Bloodlusted-Kirby" Holy fuck. You weren't kidding! It is the misprint and I looked at Ebay how much people are selling it for and its well over $100!!! I've seen a few double deaths and loot hasn't appeared, so not quite sure what caused it for those guys... Sharks with boobs ? I had to re-watch it. It's too good to only see once Selaesori Qhoran is submerged more than she should be and has about 50 holes and missing mast, but some interesting thing can be stored inside. A break from what? My top comment was about visual snow (constant static in my eyes)... so I guess it got so bad and blinded me and I fell onto a road or something Hm guess I never thought that could happen And only 15 patrons drinking! If I may ask OP, how did you get here Wish I could afford a shrink That's isn't a dog. That's a Direhound I almost thought OP wanted to make a post about animal porn.. thank Balthazar i was wrong, right, right?!? Right are you really that stupid or trolling? i can't tell They're like blogs made of trees i had pneumonia + complication last spring and id say Is it weird that I read that as tragic itself and when I started reading your edit did I realize you had typed tractor I think I'll stop calling myself Asian from now on. I'm not even close to worthy What if he did it to see people like yourself get really upset about such a trivial thing Who the fuck is that? And I thought having three fans was too much... Not quite as scary but related is when all the dogs in the tent start barking and growling like crazy and I'm lying there like, "What do you know that I don't!?" This is like the real version of Lucian and Thresh. I used to dark sight all over the place in deep Ludibrium and the dungeon. I remember when I was level 50, and finally being able to (just barely) survive that rapid barrage of 700's those tauromacises (did i spell that right God Sefia's base attack upon evolution is just insane......1600? Was this edited or it's real text from the game You screwed the artists over by deleting this post. What was that. I am both online, and have beaten the elite 4 My Togekiss just decimated another team 5-to-1 IT WAS STILL CREEPY!!! You mean sexy beast Arnold? Why envy man who made it all by himself who's randolf ? Better than Community? I'm now reminded of the Las Vegas mobile billboards. Oh I see. I knew Damon always capped the home flag but never really knew it would make that much of a difference to his OBJ stats compared to yours. And I understand where you're coming from when it comes to situational plays in Blitz. A few people hold down the spawn trap while the others go for caps. Thats why Damon's Blitz caps were probably higher than yours, you were probably going for kills while he was putting in the caps. Or you were baiting in SND and letting your team mates get the kills. So I guess you did get the job done, but how much were you actually baiting for your teammates? So either way, Honey Bun Delano was going to be the result of Big Ang from Mob Wives having fucked Chucky. I would love to use playline but the times just change too drastically for me to be able to play at the times they give me. It starts from 10PM and throughout the day changes to 5AM... Who in the world can play at that time? Im german and never heared something about a Festival called Bierfest Ooo. That's a nice WiFi card. Yeah. It looked like he gave up early to avoid from being choked out. Damn! I used to listen to Dance Gavin Dance on the reg back in the day Wow. I feel sorry for you I think that is actually EGs old wc3 DOTA team Maybe he will be......except^we^can't^see^him^ Or tourists in souvenir shops in foreign countries. This turkish lady who owned a shop in Berlin was glued to my hip, I understand the logic and that souvenir shops are major targets but it still creeped me out Right...I just said that Warlock green fire is being removed? This may be the most perfectly shaped ass i've ever seen. OH, right. Don't know how I could forget about that. "Freedom from Black Minorities" What sort of ethics requires human bodies? Corpse eating? I'd be a billionaire <insert evil laugh>..Stop in between coz unsure what tears you are referring to Okay, that is freaky as hell. Same exact dream. Is that something I should only do after drinking? again ? this conquest map is really not that old is that suppose to be Mario's eyes, giving a stare down at the logo, aka gamer. Let's hope for him he was drunk! Otherwise, just wow Yeah that must be it, thanks! They can actually change color! well again landed in a team not talking to me (played carry I cut my own hair... What the fuck? Did you actually read that thread? Wh.. what did I just watch?? I just went to check out the Y actually and when I walked in I was like -_-... then I went into the weight room and I was like Oh god, I so want one!!!! Is that Windows XP and edited in Paint I see? Wow... It's like a timemachine... But still not Idk why gleeb inisists on playing nami every game. (/O_O)/ THE POWER OF TERRAN (/ Woah! Wow how weird! That's because it's a fictional fest in a movie That's Apparently not Didn't even notice, you guys care too much ( Wow, that's ludicrous! How can they keep you banned when you have *proof* that they said that? I didn't even see the first two people. Da Fuq? Don't mess with the baseball gods. They might turn those doubles into double plays... Be warned. Is that a midget Obama in the middle of the picture...? Those were the exact three things that I was going to post before I came into this thread. If only a month of Reddit Gold felt like enough. :P I essentially had to create a script that reads wiki page, then CREATES another whole script that can then be used by the Race Thread Bot, which generates a Reddit-coded post and use the API to post it here. And just as a backup, I also created a script that creates the wiki page from the originally created script. Yup, I was called a raccoon for some reason. Awesome diagram! On a side note, you're so adorable! I had the same problem when titling my post. Seriously leagues ahead of me anyway ha. In regards to a logo i haven't really thought of anything yet was busy working on the channel banner (but your TWMU) looks much better I don't know how to answer or how to unrabies him... I'm impressed! I'd no idea the shills could leverage Comcast that high up in consumer satisfaction... What's with her lips?... haha, yeah. I'm now seeing a post-apocalyptic city that made good use of the zombie plague. And well done too cunttard. You have more initiative and terminalFU than just your average cunt or tard. If I run into problems with the DNS method I can only hope to remember your name. [ Oh. I *HAVE* RES. How does that help? I mean, most of the people on this server are too incompetent to do anything so... The evil queen is everywhere!!! I was a teenager when my brother was born. I was happily asleep in the other room but mom had her friend come and wake me up for the moment. I was CF before that but witnessing it like that... Me too... I remember on Jay Leno or one of those late night talk shows, there was this old man who brought a fruitcake that someone in his family had baked in the 1870s. Jay ate a small chunk I understand that NG++ isn't that hard, but the issue is that if you take a look at the past (Artorias of the Abyss), you can expect that the DLC will be a huge increase in difficulty even on NG. I'm scared. thank you OOOOoooooOOO > >Before you raise your pitchforks I am new Dota so im not familiar with the "personalities" so please dont hate me for saying the aura around her interviews are kinda akward specially the all star match it feels "CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE" all the time is she always like this? I seen her past interviews in ti3 they were kinda good not too akward... but this ti4 it feels so out of place Impossible to deduce is a song You're gonna do what to my what? Should I hold it all night first? Geez, I'm actually not sure I have any. I've been on pee stick strike so long. Do they expire? Jesus, this is the sort of propaganda I'd expect from North Korea, not a major world power Tread carefully. Comparing Firefly to anything is almost blasphemy. I'm so doing that right now! Wasn't it 20k? Are you Uh...good to know? A few years ago I bought a bunch of really cool fireworks (like the kind that are in a box and shoot off like 20~ shells) after the 4th of July for really cheap. Any way first date with a girl I liked and BAM! personal/surprise fireworks show. That is a proven tactic... she fell in love with me but turned out to be crazy. I need to be careful with the things I am saying or someone might find me out Awesome, that would probably go for $9000+ here in San Francsico Shit, it's like these researches somehow got into my head! 10/10 if you describe the lamp's POV. This is AMAZING WOAH!! -40*c to -55*c Haha joke's on you! I have no friends! TheFlairGun Is Not Normal. He Is A Martian. I Don't Know How Many More Of These Replies I Can Do. looks cool but... dafuq is Jet Set Radio Future??? I need to watch this How... I would be so broke if I could buy Paintbox Soapworks in person What does that say about the parents? It's a kinder egg machine Why would you want to? I drank a bottle of this in university before a big school project and I did not sleep for three days straight It's so intense that I can almost taste it I started at 12 and thought that was pretty young wow holy shit ... Same here. I can not grasp that idea. I mean "Oh look, my mother is showing me her bits being ripped to pieces while being strained and in pain, screaming and bloody. I HAVE to have that, too!" Where does that even begin to make sense? I think the romantic idea of giving life and actually witnessing a potentially dangerous/lethal and surely hurtful biological process are just not the same... but maybe that's just me or us here. Oh god, imagine if Jinora's mind was installed into GLaDOS It says enough they need all of that to explain it... And even then it's only part 1 Damn that actually looks rather good. wat watched news coverage in high school math class. our math teacher was in the Navy for a long time and at some point he said something to the effect of "this is just what we do to other countries on a regular basis" ...Weinbeuschel?! You don't know that And also, alongside Saudi Arabia, the war crimes of people like Assad, Hussein and so on. Seems like Cameron didnt actually properly think about what exactly he said there Ukrainian army should stop moving on their own territory? I spread my ass cheeks for tractor..? Wait a sec. Thunder attribute? A fire element giving the thunder attribute? Unless Canonical has some secret weapon, I think ditching Ubuntu One was huge mistake. I mean, how is a OS ecosystem suppose to work in very cloud centric mobile world without dedicated cloud service? Yep it's him, his dancing looks awkward to me Is that even possible? DUDE This is pretty much an ultrabook, just leave it like that and use it for light gaming, travelling and work and what not, you don't want to modify this beauty, trust me first , the point is i say my opinion second point idk about being downvoted cause those are only pixels / numbers so idc about them..., also most donators who pay are somehow 12 year olds who stole thier mom's credit card. (this is a fact i was once a server admin too and somehow 12-14 year olds with a teen skin donor for advantages... also i made a joke like haha did u steal the credit card and he replied : no but my mom allows me to use it No analog gauges at all? What if u lose power etc. what you are looking then ? $65??? wow Wait, you can use more keys than W and M1? Erm...? Cars? Damn Reddit, you so intellectual. Sansa Stark- Snark at Ass. So that means, if the Sentry Buster was an actual character (without the explosives) it'll just laugh? That was the actual title *Pyros with low points:* You get POINTS for doing it?! whew, I thought they were going to burn people inside The Patriot style when you talked about barricading the entrances The girl was gay too? That's what I thought. She has a special collection of rocks she found when she travels and she licked it to find out what it was. People have sex in there I've never seen an NES box with the hook on the back as part of the cardboard You put your thumb above her face and that's a grown women better question is why would they be attractive if they were girl's shoes ? Beautiful photos! Haven't seen plenty of them. Also, she looks like Kate Mara in one or two of the pictures dude wat if OP is a clone.. What if her sister is actually Pinkie Pie? I was going to make my own custom moveset for him, but yours is *exactly* the same... including the final smash. I don't know why people are down voting me for setting the record straight You're right, you'll never get that lucky again No one else is going to comment how he basically never picked up banish?? that gap I don't really understand this study...? How can "reduced risk of penile cancer" be an argument when you know it affects somewhere between 1 in 100 000 to 1 in 250 000 men ? Weird. I only lost 30m for 99 craft through Green D Bodies Mine tried to tell me that when she dies she wants me to give her skeleton to the art school that she attended in another state more than 40 years ago. She doesn't even know if the school would want the skeleton, or if they are still in existence. The who? Looks like someone on OG forgot to link their GB account to their UMG profile, they have the 6th seed Nah. Though we did have an employee who mixed things up a couple times. She also always stored food in that same freezer. Looks like Lucian 21:30... in the morning Connor? That guy has a higher putch voice than me hmm, neither can I, maybe it was changed? Meh >,< ... so writing "trololol" over a fun fact ( a guys who stole a glameow It's sooo simple Of course not. Unless it makes money and chances are they wont find out hmmmm? Geez. Talk about a close call! ... yep. ( there are no public chatrooms anymore? whaaaaattt the fuuuuuuuck thanks! i've already seen some really weird subreddits Awesome! How did you manage that??? Is there a way to pick colors (that I must have missed? Your eyes Hah, so cool :D How did I not notice that before Well if they're already depressed.. I guess they already feel bad This ain't creepypasta, cut it out with that shit Please give more detail about the poison incident. I have young parents so I probably think about this more often than no. I tend to follow the half-your-age-plus-7 rule. I think it's a good one. The oldest person I was with was only 10 days younger than my mom I feel even worse that I got a 5* anima alice from the rare summon gate last tuesday... Especially when Beverley is like "try out this orgasm game son" Great, now we're all on a list. I may die from a chemical spill but *at least I can sue whoever caused it* One of the rarest stuff in game and you are willing to give it away Plot twist, it's a man The throws, re-throws and counter throws I shouldn't have googled that. That sounds so incredibly painful. they did this last year Challenging you to get you to learn something? Why on Earth would you put up with that? Words and language exist for a reason. You are late Pressing the button makes your thumb sore? Can't see the dude's right hand.... gotcha, what the heck is that routine my friend gave me geared towards then? Is that a coke nail on his pinky? Eh, hormones, noone liked me, bullied a lot. Then i went through like the summer of puberty and people started to like me. Had to restart my entire PS3 to get the stream to work. TIL Bruce Lee is dead it's real WHAT? Is her 6* out already? I thought it said "A reminder why you should always UrbEx with a baby". I was like I have been so far from okay this week, it is surreal. I saw that. omfg you LIKE it What potions? Holy shit are you dumb? that has literally nothing to do with what i said I was watching that too! Wait... how... Uh, what are goat soaps? Woah Yeah. When she first mentioned this, years ago, I was still a teen. I said I didn't like the idea of dealing with her body, that that would upset me, and she said that it was important to her and that it was perfectly normal and would *bring me closure after she died*. Your flair is confusing. But..........^that's^what^the^government^wants^you^to^think^ Haha yeah, I remember when dragic was really giving it to you guys in the 2010 playoffs (23 points in the 4th quarter off the bench does that mean there is an illusionary world of the kanon world? Such a shitty situation, it shouldn't have come to this in the first place. Although I just did a quick search and a few articles said they "would send the lion to a zoo". Who knows if that is actually the case (~to the zoo in the sky) and even so, it would probably be sent to the zoo in Ukraine or similar I was watching shaytards like 5 years ago before they even revealed their names. It's still weird to me whenever sontard is brock and princesstard is avia Since when did Paan started giving you high? Are you sure the paanwala didn't mix anything? Exactly what I thought Why has she never been diagnosed? it appears that way, his team got 3rd place, which is $1.1 million uhh care to explain the reasoning behind tie a plastic bag to your belt? I know it may seem crazy, but it used to be A LOT worse. I'm thinking back to the Gamecube one where you had to donate anything one at a time, and every time Blathers would say some little spiel about what you were donating But what about the goatee? I mean!......... Nothing But you're forgetting the initial removal after a hard 8 hour wear....my god that lint....it never really comes off Are you sure you're not Hai's brother or something? oh wow, i didn't even think of that. imagine tammy's head with brimstone + mom's knife + the habbit. I slept all day. I went to sleep at like 4am, my grams woke me up for dinner around 5, and then I went back to sleep until 12:45am. Song was familiar but forgot it was from That's So Raven until I read the comments. I watched all of the episodes back then too You want to die starving?! Doing acid alone and staring at myself in the mirror for at least 4 hours. Also ZetsuTheFirst is apparently trademarked now. It all makes sense Believe me... it's nerve-wracking from my end! >.< The votes are so close... One moment, I'm already planning the future of the heir who's ahead and when I check again, the other one has the lead. I'm deciding not to make any plans for now. Aaaaaaaaw My pleasure! ...also, I have no clue why I have that issue with the copy pasta then, it occurred before too Wait... does that mean the audience was Xehanort????? OMG !!! A FEW(?!) precursors? How does one achieve such a feat. Share your secrets. I just need one precursor and it's been eluding me for months! Never really noticed a difference between loose shorts and no shorts but yes, I squat in my boxer briefs frequently and highly recommend it. Although it makes weighted chins a bit scary, something about the plates and chains near my balls makes me nervous Baby got back. Gad damn! I'm guessing I can't read, because I don't know what you mean by the first comment. I've been playing less for a year and I already have a Jugg and 2 Puris. What's a phone? Wait, you had to carry a hunk to plastic to call people? Her eyes are frickin' ridiculous. That's so cool... gimme one of each eh? like, caffeine is a conspiracy? OMG there is a fasting and furious That's beautiful, man Only the last few years ? SS for mogres? I 1hit them on legacy with my 46 combat legacy account Oh shit... never realized but that's been a Thing for ages, even in tournament play. I dont really get the point of twitter anyways and why so many people use it ...for some reason I can picture this clearly as a horrific RL encounter EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! citizen I haven't played Chaac in months, and the entire point of my post is that Casual and Co-Op is NOT the tryhard mode. says I already took it, I don't see it on my list though What did I just see I havent seen these (not on facebooke), are they trying to sell advertising spots on the tifos? It is stated that he died in this same post, which is it? your explanation doesn't make any sense The Man of Steel one.... The man in that last video. Idk Can anyone explain to me why they talk about retirement when there is more money in Dota than ever before? Thats sarcasm right? Please tell me youre kidding Interesting question... I have never *once* in my life looked at Target up here and thought "gee, I wish it was still Zellers." ME TOO. Well since you asked what the maximum I'd pay for it was I had to vote "1200 or more .. 680m Yes thanks for the work D! Ehm, what porn game? My platinum in Call of duty: World At War. Blood, sweat and tears for 4 days straight ... I still have nightmares about the grenade dangers indicators ... THEY WON'T STOP COMING Really? Mixing the types seems kind odd to me. cant you just mute the mic The best My dad would have broken in like the Kool-aid man, overflowing with righteous Berry Blast vengeance Where does the Life regen come from? What do you mean? Bara det där är ju en solklar anledning till varför man ska rösta på nuvarande regeringspartier... Bea, barbröstad och bortsläpad av SÄPO på bild... Nej tack! ...gold train..... hehe fair enough. My point of reference for learning HTML is Geocities really you use it? first time I see that resol Of blacks? navi tardboys are this delusional Yeah Ts info would help. I think I may have the info already but I am not 100% sure Inb4 a bug occurs and Doombots replace the tutorial bots. OP how did you take this picture This isn't Kuroky ! How can I stay calm you ask? By realizing that it's just a game... It's literally just a game... You are playing for fun, not for money, not for fame, but for fun. Just play I just got an email last week telling me to update my shipment information. However it did say that the email was not an indicator of my order status in line. So expect stuff The cursor You should have waited for the x2 skillup chances to do that I'm actually really happy with the BHA! It's made a big difference and I can always tell when I've missed a day of using it. I don't know how it's helping my cystic pimples because I'm lucky to not get them very often, but it's definitely helped with blackheads and whiteheads. I only tried using AHA for a little while, but I don't recall seeing much in the way of results. I'll likely try again at 8% - I stopped using it because the 10% started making my face feel like it was on fire Good point. Had not seen that post yet. Even in that post is no explanation of what really happened When there are two women to clean it normally stays clean. I believe it, especially if it's older. PizzaJoint where I worked in the late 90s/early aughties used something called PROFIT that appeared to be run on MS-DOS Are you the God of the Internet? Who the fuck pre-orders shit withouth reviews or any shit?! Make smart purchases.. there are plenty of good games out there, just wait for the full game release Oh gosh, I still have traumatic flashbacks of that. Especially if you were resetting to get a pretty town Oh thanks, I saw this some years ago. It is pretty brutal though... I guess the guy just says to himself: ***"Fuck this shit, I am out..."***, and then baaam in da head... What was the Viv for...? I managed to play "An Oedipus Complex" on "______: kid tested, mother approved" and the girl my friends and I were playing with didn't know what it meant. No Stockpile on Wooper? OMG I know, right? I don't even know where to begin "listening" for comments, let alone extracting video from YouTube and creating a GIF, uploading it and linking it. That's gotta use at least 3 different APIs and a bunch of damn good coding. I want even born back then.. Unfortunately I'm too cool to use iPhone ( It appears OP pissed his pants Picture of Jenny? I mean do they look alike since they're twins? so you do her and see jeff Scratches from snail trails? Don't Pilot kills in the regular Attrition mode count towards the achievement? You exaggerate a bit, it was pain to repair helicopter because the need to get window glass to stop leaking of fuel, love that logic woah... Thanks for the advice! I just sometimes feel that when I play gimmicky decks they fail miserably ..what..? Do you mean upper case and lower case..? SMIB. *headdesk* Sweet. Baby. Jesus. I've ready that title I don't know how many times today, and I just now realized it does not in fact read, "Is there any point in buying $100 worth of socks?" Obviously I have a severe, severe case of Monday. surely this is another joke... that thing couldn't possibly have been green lit for production Is it *really* your biggest gripe? There's nothing else more noteworthy, like perhaps the clunky fireteam implementation or the nonsensical and seemingly random Crucible loot rewards? No player-activated flashlight is numero uno? Actually, I found something to say: HOLY SPEEDING COMMANDS BATMAN!! add me plz need all our safari Why the new username??? Thanks for the shiny Whismur Most embarrassing moment for me was the first day of the beta I was streaming and didn't know no one could hear me so I streamed all day trying to talk to people around me 200k WHOA I didn't even know it was legal to ship stuff like that to personal residences Went from -__- to One of only 2 in England (so far) #### 89 kyun kis liye That gap is insane I thought you meant the baby for a second. Damn, it's late OMFG CLICK THE TRANSCRIPT THERE ARE NO MISTAKES Someone else made the same mistake. I... honestly don't know how I could have made that particular bit clearer It's crazy how easy Flamelurker is to beat with sorceries though am i actually the only one that only plays like 2 maps and spams these the whole day? Lol thanx. It's funny, I showed my bf your picture and he was like ( Wow almost identical to my left arm No, /u/ghostlistener was, hence me responding to him What the FUCK am I watching? idk man Yeah, when we got our community center for the Minneapolis and St. Paul HQs - which was one of the last purchased properties, they're all rented now - there was quite a discussion over whether the phone *tobans*, who were all YWD (this evening front desk shift job was a Byakuren responsibility), could eat the ramen. The SGI-USA there had stocked up on cases of Cup o' Noodles for the YMD - back then, they were still having to pull shifts sleeping in the gohonzon room, "to protect the gohonzon" "Decemeber?" Does AMD not have physx? And.. Is that bad? ?? I wouldn't pull punches at any artist, regardless of whether or not its opening day, because as soon as they've put out both a promotional and full PV its out there for criticism as well. I happen to not be alone – several others apparently in this thread think the same way as well. and all that with only 6 tabs They didn't lance it at all? same here, why are they so slow What was wrong with that one? Why are you deleting and reposting the same thread? Uh, I think we need more pictures. For ... science. Holy crap... Toady is a beast I remember finishing the book and realizing that moment was the definitive end of my childhood. Intense stuff Did Locke have in chew? It seems like we have a lot of similar interests - I'm a psych major, I play an instrument, I actually do quite a bit of drawing, and I also play video games Aw, thank you for saying that! One other voice of reason goes a long way in convincing me I'm not taking crazy pills, here.. Oh ooooooooooo I see....clever..... Im not very smart Good luck on getting x2 31/30/30/31/31/31 Hasty or Naive Pichu hatched. when I read this I thought he had it and lied to you saying he didn't have it.... are you not his friend? what about a resizable windows? I changed Fuck to Oh Darn on my phone.. was that a mistake? Why? Those lashes I don't like the anime in the slightest, it is drink tea, eat cake, and talk. Rinse and repeat. They play a couple songs throughout the first season (Yes I made it through the first season Who cares about the table! All of that poor silver would have come crashing to the ground WOW, the format is soo different here Can i see that leviathan fit Majora's masked was my first game besides Pokemon that I ever played. ... You're right. I have no idea why it would be released on the 23^(rd), then. How often have you needed work on your garage door? Im 26 and mine are gauged. Mine started when I was 14 and a friend had this belly button ring. I loved it. My ears were pierced. My belly button was not. I didnt think "hey...this bar may be bigger!" So I shoved it in. Just looked it up. I feel better knowing I won't be that girl that made somebody go New Zealand bill Queen has seen some shit Wait, can't you be extremely fit working out for just one hour a day?! Yeah, i invited my cousin to join last time there was a hero giveaway. He chose human torch and he got human torch as a bonus. hasn't played for more than an hour since then Wouldnt help too much because the system is still completely fucked over there. We'd just put a new crazy guy in power. North Korea one of the very few countries that could genuinly use some Freedom^TM because it can not really get worse Hopefully not what does rarity have anything to do with it More pictures plz I see... All I want to say is handlock with Kel Thuzad=attack enemy, use shadowflame, get minion back. The value Doze jiggles. Watch your balls sack man. What is this "time" you speak of? Was a lot of fun, so many people oppled That Chi's Sweet Home sticker. WANT. Would it work if you burn the furnace? Or would that just be using it? Thank you for the insight into my dark future I'll be watching out for it, too. Holy shit. I never thinked that a Darude's show could be so good ... did she just, literally, pull bombs out of her ass? dafuck man Where are you? I pay 620 a week for 2 bedroom brand new apartment with 2 carparks too heavy $39,99 a cartridge? For a $50 machine (If I read that correctly)? 310 there's a UV mac-10?!?! I have to go in and make sure they're alive. If I don't, imagine how guilty I would feel if one of them was dead, and I didn't check? ... I don't like it. doctorwhumour is a main Who Reddit? I've never even heard of it Had to look it up. Sandstorm teasers in the soundtrack... Indeed, how is a *Family* style movie going to go up against a PG-13+ racing movie? Those gems. He really does. It always surprises me how, for being a gigantic brand, McDonalds allows local "differences". I know that in my country, they buy every ingredient (maybe not the cola) locally. That was seven years ago? Longest game session 17 hours how old are you ? Words you pretty much never, ever want to see next to each other: "parasitic castrator." Wailing Soul Had to do a double take on the white walker, you got it perfect. OMG! I knew she was good but didn't know she was that of a monster! And her new LS! Spider can regrow limbs? I think I know contestant 2 Eh, my wingspan is 176 cm... His name is blue for me There are people who've been waiting for books literally our entire lives. That's actually exactly what I thought before I read the title... is that bad? HEY FUCK YOU JAH-EAZY, says /r/bigbrother dat username ? They look realy bizzare tbh. One whould think that a thing called "Dust Devil" whould be more scary and crawling araund. I agree and that is why i want cyclone to be changed to work like when we move around, how many time i died because of clutter sh*t, this gif has a better framerate than the framerate when I play. Her arms are really small. Dat name indeed ITT: my parents are fucking awesome for having taught me EVERYTHING! The fact that you've asked this question (and others' I've seen elsewhere) makes me so sad; my parents start involving me in these things as a pre-teen and helped through them when I finally did them myself Lol or the jetpack Um...you're flipping gorgeous. First image in head: Requiem for a Dream's mindblowing party scene Nah, like the author I'd "remember it vividly" and then two sentences later say "if I remember correctly". So much blood Ahhh so you were more of a goatse kinda guy/girl.. (( what how why where whatt ? I've got shivers and I'm not even there What? Dammit, I want to know the answers now Talk about the pot calling the kettle black... Really? Damn dude.. Look at that inventory oh that, thats pretty dark even for polanball Clicked to see the *moment* found a 37 min video.. Holy *#^( theyre like $40 on eBay. do you? the steam id : Dakotawillis12 is actually a real profile I'm not even gonna make another post about that second Z33krom... Poor System can't even handle all the fireworks going on when the Hoard unleashes it's fury on a mark as it is, imagine how many computers, monitors, tv's, and PS's are gonna explode when more people start running around with Novus and Augmented Gear Jesus Does being overweight make you lose your period? I didn't know that! Glad to know I never got fat enough to know that..... So that Vine was legit Mon ami en a produit une, je me rapelle plus du nom mais elle est disponible sur Android It's amazing how many people are listing "characters" to play a character. Well damn is that reassuring What, Queen Lizard II.? It *does* sound roughly similar... What kind of cat is this? All the black cats I see look exactly the same and I wonder if they are their own sub-species They do. They've seen some shit Yeah, I've seen strange things work with ZMC vs teams who don't have the greatest options up close or zoning-wise against buster, and Dante/Strider becomes more dangerous if you have your mix-ups down to a science. One of my good friends plays a Dante/Strider shell on hitbox and he's able to push that team past its limit at times with stuff like the double jump instant overhead to his anti-pushblock strings with robot animals or when canceling into his Formation B (satellite) mid-combo. He makes that stuff look so easy sometimes. What the hell kind of porn do you watch Holy cow, that's amazing! Also man he is super tall! Hnnnnnnng. I... ... "What have I done Care to elaborate? we dont have to wait a week for heroic I seriously suck at laying outside. I'm out for like 30 minutes and in already taking a break. I hate heat Are you sure 6 is a full language set? holy shit that's a lot My husband is really keen on emigrating, so we might end up in Thailand in a few months How does something like this manage to get inside of somebody? How so?! How many points does it cost now? I'd fucking move. I want a nice frigging Red ball for Breloom and Ferrothorn... LIKE A CHERISH BALL MAYBE?! Cause y'know, some events without a Cherish Ball? I was going to down vote you but then I saw your username. Now I might subscribe. She been drinking again ? Vulcan? Good? What? Didn't he threaten to murder his mom if he didnt marry aphro? The 'C' was drawn by a stage assistant so that people who analyze later can "SEE" the truth. Wow, that's quite an uncommon major I would call this video amazing, were it not for the fact that they're wearing their Limited Edition Legend Y & M T-shirts Why is the A8-5550M 61% faster in ST? I actually found it SUPER hard to lose weight while breastfeeding. My body was all "HEY I NEED THESE FAT STORES FOR MILK PRODUCTION!!!!" Now, when I had Whelp 1 was when the Octomom story originally hit and all we heard was someone had Octuplets and she was planning on breastfeeding and I was like "I could nurse Octuplets, no problem" With Whelp 2 I had something like 450 ounces stored when I realized I had too much lipase in my milk and he wouldn't drink frozen milk unless it had been scorched. How can anyone crumble instead of folding it? Well that's...interesting that's another Shoot that's the thing I saw the other day! You really need to read the side bar...this time it was taken down for not including artist and shop name Oh. My. Precious. God. ERMAGERHD THAT JAX Are all of those secret routes real? There aren't even 400 hours in one week.... She must really love animal crossing Last time I checked we were only allied to SoupSkidz... Haha allright that certainly doesn't matter 😏. I figured that.. Too bad but i'm not complaining though Uh...yes? Treating them like valued customers instead of faceless consumers that mean nothing is good customer service 1 girl 5 gays is REAL B....but WoW is down... I'm almost 30 (been out for over 15 years) and I've never in my life heard a single one of those slang terms. oh no he knows it's an all guys school, so This guy must feel like a badass. That's it, you need to assert your dominance again by going in the back door dry! Such happiness in the subreddit. Since when does this happen Small as in height I hope! Was there like a screen with twitch chat on it? I think he's spamming all the post ( I didn't even see you in the in-game list. I figured it was SATA, but I was having some issue getting the cable in, I think it was a 90 degree angled one? So I just took that picture to send to my friend to make sure I was using the right cord. Should I worry now OH MY GOD I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS What if they are covering it up by saying it's bubonic plague? What if the truth is far worse? ... to me ahris ears were fucking amazing... rougly 3:23. the movement of her ears like what how...i... can we just get a movie please? You don't use a proxy/vpn when you torrent /r/NSWF? This is like an identity crisis mixed with an out of body experience No worries about the out of females bit... But I didn't get a Mudkip? My Pidgey is still up on the GTS. Dear God... I don't think you understand the European rules on free speech... they do not overrule standards and broadcasting of media outlets hahah, I know the title is a little crazy. What's the story behind this? Talk about laying some pipe! Chozo, what on earth are those in your rune tab? You have 4,929 of the things and I can't for the life of me figure out what they are No because I got KITTIES CATS :3 (O3O) ( / Has it always been that way Are you kidding? That was the perfect angle to capture that lighting strike. Almost like he knew it was coming Same. Reddit's been infested with people who can Guarantee almost anything You guys get biltong in the UK? 30K+ hp - What's the deal with the smiley face on your cannon She might be a psycho, but this story is so unbelievably stupid that I can't help but be reluctant to believe either side. how do you masturbate? Wow another person, I guess my safari isn't useless I knew all of them but Peryite. Omg do u see in black nd wite? What colur is dis to u? takasugi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dafuck did I just watch This damn game is relentless with its sales and events. On one hand, it's awesome. On the other hand, I feel like I'll never get through another game again Wow. I never would've guessed that Noisy was from Ireland Whaa, how are you guys getting so many subs? Although in nature, the cat would be eating the skin, the bones, the feathers, the whole thing. If going this route, you'd need to supplement the food with calcium and other vitamins. I made my own dog food for a spell, and then looked into what it would take to make some for my cat. There is no way that I'm going to grind up whole chickens. That is amazing. Eww eww ewwww!!! Care to extend? My cat is also named pumpkin. # (>( You'd think her "beliefs" would force her to recuse herself I... I think you're right. GILF alert! Never thought I'd be saying that... I feel like I'm getting old. Hence, why Israel is attacking them! why is frozen bad? A teemo where trinity force is very viable HH88 who? I think it is the US. Is this.... Is this the beginning of the matrix? People want Froakies still!? ... why are the Mechari and Chua in the banner image *naked*? The White/Wolf Grey/Blacks are wowzer I didnt see anything bad in that video... Yeah, you're absolutely right. What the fuck do I know? I only practice it. Maybe the evil scary Muslims will "honor kill" you next Thats not a house thats a goddamn city What, really? I thought it was Blizzard's policy to regain full DE value after changing a card. This is the single most interesting film I have ever watched. I've seen stuff like this only on the PS3 lol, good counter For a moment I was confused whether that was a literal quote How old are you and how old is she? Perhpas you are the father? I could see it. Joker? WTF. Now this I did not expect. For what reason is the first Deus Ex in the highest tier? Dat username, wtf 'Dat link... Thanks for taking the time to give me your constructive criticism Always found this strange and somewhat of a turn-off.. NO ONE screams "IMPREGNATE ME" during sex Does the detangler smell like vinegar? was that sf? You mean you have to go ( ( Like Notch, the real Minecraft Notch is in Eve? Nitro Fun is from Mexico? >That are 300x40 = 12.000 Partial Primal Patterns that are needed for just one raid group what does 50/50 0mg. Blue waffles I have not been following OGN atm , what happened to SKT? They used to be top dogs. Also i haven't even heard of Samsung White before today People need to stop downvoting shit that actually adds to a conversation about health in our CHEAP AND HEALTHY FOODS SUB Some advice on who to lvl up pls? I'm not entirely sure about how to build my teams either for things like the arena/karl/grah etc I hear that there are some crazy hard dungeons coming in the future too (What is this about giving up if no has Tesla?? It's pretty fascinating to watch these little guys. I am blown away by the fact that in time instead of pushing a person around, this elephant could manage to push a tree over 88 fucking reviews?! But.. but... Then your parents are DEAD!! If you write in C everyday then you should probably reconsider your programming tasks. It is absolutely ludicrous to write using such a low level language unless you execute functions from kernel32.dll or another low-level file on Windows. Hell no! I used an app to write that on the picture of the paper. Never write on originals lol there's def something there! screw your friends haha. I think I'm not big but then I look at my 9 week perfectly flat stomach pic and I'm like, damn The world isn't overpopulated? Wait what... A player that *defends* the sundy with a weapon? I have a feeling that a lot of the sound is lost due to the quality of the camera's microphone as well as the wind effect against it from their outdoor location...from these speakers, it sounds quieter than a BB gun, which makes no sense at all. Ya, I'm shocked he came in 6th place still. I wonder how fish sexting would be... "Oo scaly touch my fins!" Daal She wanted Mordin to watch Might be so, but how is songrequest even a thing then? I'm scared Basketball on CBC Dildo? Holy crap. I didn't realize one of the parts of Final Destination is a SUN AND PLANET ABOUT TO COLLIDE. Sorry I keep bugging you but are you saying you can use so little Murray's that your hair doesn't really become shiny but you still have all of that hold? Dunk as Coldhands? Never seen that one. Weird It sounds more like a horny teen than a 65 year old man. And how old does he think she is with her parents there I find him incredibly fun.. Holy crap, we actually used the Master Balls for Legendary pokemon! We're... we're almost like a normal trainer!! Mono teams of all the elements The real WTF is that it took her about whole two minutes to open the can! I thought tje point of Main Tron was so that everybody could see the action. Even people with bad seats. I don't know, man. You're the one who said you fucked my guy mom. how the f*ck did you get there Impedance matching and antenna tuning are half of the fun, the other half if building a 15 element yagi with 30dB gain That URL A little side note, but I have you tagged as "Needs to bite titties harder." I hate using the term OP (mostly because it's incorrectly used) but Loki is so fracking strong. His Vanish does 5 things, 5. He has so much maneuverability and can basically wreck anyone outside the tank who gets caught out, provided he's doing okay. So much purple.... So much purple. That's an extension? I'm not running anything that would do that. What about illidan? I had one like that once it was crazy, guy played an absolutely amazing game as did I, so we duoed and the next game he was the most toxic person I've ever seen. $5 in the 70's? Well now, this is eerie. I have a friend who lives in Kelowna. MOM? Damn! Those boobs are made for choking cock. :/ Or just use a condom. Brilliant... Until that shit catches fire... Not sure how best to respond ... That's insane for a friendly game. I remember paying for Juve vs Bayern friendly match (Franzbecken Bauern Cup or something) 35 Euro and that was a seat place Haha, ok I thought you meant you couldn't see progress from the starting pictures to 122 and I was like How... How are you doing that Uhh.. here in NA the 3v3 queue is definitely cross server, and I wouldn't understand why EU wouldn't be the same. I only have brothers Does that mean a modded controller can turn a scout into an auto?? ~~ Omfg those things will be keeping me up at night 7 Day Guarantee. Elaborate... ( Magi! Häxkonster! Very true.I'm the strong silent type. Women's complaint is that I don't talk much. Yet they don't play his music on any of their radio stations. A 2008 hasn't done 40k miles yet? Hot damn, the moves from the redhead in 4. Who said I was obsessed? Wait, looking at the actual scans, is Lana (the new girl) fighting with the Deku Tree My friend visited USA and she told me that it was like nightmare - endless houses that looks the same, food stores with tons of cola and chips, and fat peoples in sweatpants. What do you consider a great leader? Holy shit!!! Oh gosh that's the cutest! And grats on the proposal/wedding! Also, there's a Men in Black 3? What rock have I been living under I think she was referring to that "he" I took this exact screenshot. OH GOD. I am SO glad someone else experiences this!! I thought I had a freak vacuum vagina! Um... ok thanks I didn't imply I was special for reading the books Wow, this kind of technology today really does blow your mind. Apparently where I live near me today is this big highway **that everyone uses** but it wasn't around until the 70's apparently. That was pretty amazing thanks man i started up my game and was immediatelly in a battle Seriously. Hey maybe if we give Andy(Kubo) tons of Reddit Gold he'll release the chapters sooner What the heck lol, that's a bit too extreme I was confused because one of the ones in Pflugerville says it's part of UT. I didn't realize Richard Belzer had a son...... I thought they were releasing the k95 RGB in reds,browns, and blues next month? It looks like a Dragonball SD kinda manga... but about pairs forming. Oh wow, thought it was a Muspah. Do you have a source? That just doesn't seem like Hai to me tbh .... That is almost comically evil. WoW become a space battle set in a fantasy world. Star Fox meet Warcraft .... What if we are the TV show? What if we're just a simulation for god? More like even with a subscription on Xbox 360? Me too, let me get closer. Huh? Geez your profile makes you look like a nice guy, why were you being so rude? Wow I am in Minnesota... in my basement. How is International not applicable for Canada? Why would you smoke in there? I feel sorry for the next guy that needs it I have a folder of wallpapers labeled "Jason 4k Wallpapers".... it just keeps getting bigger and bigger and it won't stop I don't remember the name but wasn't one of the first heavy metal dudes, the one that started the tight leather pant trend, gay? I thought metal was a gay thing for a long time despite not being apart of it Did u make that Oooooooooh You know when you're riding your chocobo and you get heavied?? My job removes that heavy... 6 hrs of gossip girl for a tomboy? This gets reposted here every now and again which pisses me off.... because I then have to watch it all over again from start to finish. Theres.... more... than... one?! Thanks and I am always here as well if you need it....so I just checked some eggs that I haven't asked around for yet and legit have an egg 1140 Wait...fifteen cities?! I cancel cable TV when the football season and start it up again when football season starts. I have cable internet through Brighthouse, and it's always really easy and hassle free to both add and drop TV. I actually like my cable company and then he goes right back to talking about the pickle inside a banana peel plan ####.........HE CAN'T SEE?! You can buy vids on YouTube? you look like kay/danielle panabaker The new ubishit racing mmo The Crew beta got a 30fps lock.. on pc. Well you can "unlock" it through a config file but than cutscened get skippy and you have to set the process priorisation to high so the game wouldnt stutter.. amazon has the qfr with reds in stock. brown switches look like they're shipping in 3-8 months Wat. Ur welcome added :) JWT still remains 10th in points... Added they will if I get my hands on a cellphone with a connector, did I mention I am a Ham ? ANTENNAS So that would make Liquid the Holy Ghost?! Thought we need a Q god i hope they go with Quq'umatz hard to speel it That's an amazingly clinical shot. No lie, someone has done this to me before. That's what I was thinking O_O O_O O_O I must try this! And i hope it never happens again Never realized that banner can be used as a wallpaper First thing I thought was that it looks like Frankie, mad with scientist power, and sportin Sarah's hair. She's some kind of diabolical genius, like her father. Well, Frankie did create HooDoo, so it all makes sense now Yeah it's crazy how skilled he is. I think I saw him shoot like 4 jumpshots at UK, and now the Pelicans actually run him off some curls for free throw line jumpers every so often Wait... is it a Slowking or a Slaking? Because you said Slaking before. Stepping out of my comfort zone (social anxiety), and I just got a job at a movie theater :) I start on Thursday. Too bad, up vote! UP VOTE! Yeah, I totally didn't think of that! But it mostly happens right underneath my cheekbone, and I don't think I touch that part of my face much, but maybe it just doesn't stick in my conscious memory OMG Aipom That makes it sound like it won't happen, but it HAS. "Please for you to put me down." Huh?! Namira... I like to eat people... Picked up Time Slip Dr Jin this past weekend while waiting for this week's Triangle episodes to air - which I haven't watched yet because I'm too busy watching Dr Jin. What kind of people do you hang out with?! Had to check that you're not my SO's ex because my SO showed me how to do that And then we will actually hold that event, sounds great As an undergrad, I never asked you guys to I thought he was wiping tears out of his eyes. Was this the American version? Because I seriously don't remember that There's no such thing as *too much* chocolate una volta ho visto un video di una scimmia che usava un rospo per lo stesso motivo, praticamente l'ha violentato oralmente For now I just put an EQ on the entire thing but I can still definitely hear the low frequency end of the click. I've never had so much trouble with a sine wave before Oh wow, that sounds terrifying! Last of the Dwemer? Well I wouldn't be opposed to that Serqet design. Hi guys whats goi- ( Wait.. Did they go through every trainer in the game just to find the ones with the Pokémon we need? There's like 1000+ This sounds so much better when imagined in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.. I'm pretty sure my parents used to have sex That well-practiced monobattle strat. The picture in the thumbnail is my desktop image! Um, I didn't realize this. I have 32GB of system ram have you seen 4 door m6? Who makes fun of people for wearing seatbelts?! does he play rs? And another 'quirk' of mine explained. There's more than one of anything in Manhattan? How could you have nightmares about Robocop? I linked the twitch channel farther down. I didn't think it would get so many upvotes posting it at night and all Damn, Dakrai's worth that much? I really can't imagine a Pokémon smoking. Hmm.. I really enjoyed WD. Pretty much everything about it (except that damn drinking game). I liked it enough to be genuinely flabbergasted when seeing threads like these. Dang, that's some good shit. I'll show a picture at some point, I'm not quite comfortable with all you yet Garbage Pail Kids. They eventually got banned. I wrote my name and room number on all of them, thinking someone would actually return them if I lost them... "Precision kills with this weapon causes the target to explode" Thats so weird You have 5 70 DHs I never realized GW2 is voiced in different languages. I assumed it was all english even in China Do this!! I got color matched with their Color IQ and I ended up buying MUFE 117 which is for pale kids with yellow undertones..... I have pink undertones.... I just figured this out too I had not thought about that angle. Eek... I just put my DS in my pocket and bounce my knee while sitting at my desk job. People just think I have restless legs, rather than... y'know. Something involving a wrist. Dude that thing had me staring... Lol I thought it just didn't apply the proc anymore Oh wow. You're right. He did get it on his main! Well that's implying whoever drew the portraits knows what Turtle's donger looks like... Wait, WHAT?! ...where might I be able to get a tail identical to this? Sounds like your education system needs a lot of revamp... We're taught basic nutrition from like 5th grade onwards in Finland Aw, we already had that one on number 57. Oh well, the comic was awesome! Scary 90% of the time I agree but, I've almost finished my entire container of "melon" wait what? Where did you get those? I thought they were only on the moon PvP map? You can shoot off the missile pod? Woah Bacchus has a healing debuff? What?! People touch you while doing sets? How did you get up there? Oh, Canada! 1) Of course, 2) How'd you know I was EU? (probably a dumb question), 3) I still have no idea where to find these spooky beings Never seen that happen before I don't know what I did I can see you ditching Medullas someday lol, or even Legwands I think that actually counts as an illegal strike, but in all honesty, THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS TAKE A LEG OFF THE GROUND. This was my first time reading that. My God. I think I'm going to have PTSD. I have a Target down the street from work, *and* I have one a couple blocks from home, *and* I have one on my commute between home and work All of my wishlists combined = $7,167.56 Oh my god, his eyes. I just love that face. It is literally the visual replication of ' Ah...this is interesting. Ru allowed Venus D'Lite and Serena ChaCha didn't she? I love melon!!!! Have you ever pressed it in the center of your lips using a darkish or purple lip color? A MAC artist showed me that trick one time & I'm like It's weird that this show even manages to make rainy days look good. That scene made me want for it to start raining outside Your name. It's so obvious, but it never occurred to me I could bump one of two materials only. ...If Rita Skeeter did porn. I did not know there was more than four 4 Coffeeee!! ...What is this? ?? Mmmmm its delicious mm soooo happy mmm energy mmmm anxious mmm *drinks more mmm I do? I dunno what I did though Uhmm, should i raise my hand? So... a laptop advertising a graphics card you don't have? Glorious indeed. I could see that happen yes. As a fan I would have loved if the band left germany with a good lasting impression, but I really don't think so. Also seeing all the great pictures and videos from france and the uk made me horribly jealous. Broke my heart really, in a very manly way of course... Only 7-0 was the upset, thought it would be double digits. Shit Jesus fuck......you're too cute and hot!! Where do I start. I have EU version of the beta and I voice chat with my fireteam no probs. Also in the tower, with people I know but not in my team. Though with a ton of reverberation and metallic voice. ...That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. gum wall did you put fangs on him? Before today, you thought plastic would disintegrate/decompose within 30 years? Last time I was there they had size 11 then jumped to size 18 lol I'm pretty sure I could have worn it on my head nothing wrong with your art it looks much better than last time. I just think the person itself is a bit weird Really? I never knew that! What's the point of a hollow pommel? How do you people have this much time! Americans are so friendly. Wow. I haven't the faintest Wooooooow did he die? It is so funny because, you have animated, which had many g1 elements, then prime was a combination of animated, which was also partially g1 and the movie and now we'll get a combination of animated, which was already partially inspired by another series and prime which was a combination of animated and the movie. It's like the british royal familiy yes pls ....whoa. With a claim like that, I can only presume that you've never tasted Turkish, Bosnian, or Greek coffee. I've never heard anyone say anything like that at all I cant connect to the server There's a double jump in Destiny? Hahaha yea man. I was like Sudden intense close-up of Donny nodding. #1 is so... it is actually happening. I can't believe I started a hype train without knowing that existed Another NA team wants to replace their curent sup Why would you block out the HDD manufacturer info and such? Not like your real name, address and SSN are going to be printed on it. Are they? How? Came here to post this. Given that they were written almost 30 years ago, they've also aged astonishingly well... or maybe it's just that Japan hasn't changed. ( That's Teddy Roosevelt not Ron Swa...wait a minute Uhh... what hostility? I was just trying to clear up what looked like some confusion It's like saying nobody should be allowed to have cell phones because historically there were no cell phones... Or that nobody should be allowed to play RuneScape because in the past there was no RuneScape... What mods were you using? Not a very big fan of strawberries in salads. I like my salads spicy or something like that. Vinegar, olive oil, croutons, peppers, jalapenos, tomatos, but strawberries throw off the balance completely Isn't Aura basically AT Fields for them? It's the American "bigger is better" mentality. Gotta make a school lunch a whole meal. Yes, /u/SpermWhale has told this story a while back and we were all This thread is very colorful. I will most certainly take a gander at them. I've actually never heard of them but how'd you get the pylon Since when is size 34 considered fat? soo... because we're lazy.... we're atheists.... why the fuck isn't 90% of the US atheist then? ... Fellow competitive team member? Damn, Surfing Pikachu is back!!! omg how did you do the, "When I evolve I will kill you all"? Forgive me the extra humming & clicking sounds, for some reason my webcam turned on and captured sound as well The only thing I know about this game is from the trailer… (and it's really dark c'è davvero questo abominio? so you actually went up to a bear? which is? Why didnt you attack coldest (epic) but attacked megamilk dude Me too holy crap... did not realize I've been here that long ... errr... I know? You need the large address mod and still can't pass 3.2gb. He was asking ram use for a game so I gave an example. Do you know of any 4k tv with an input that would allow for actual 60+fps pc gaming? WTF you just bring all the stuff of svetlo into the church ? I have 3 running off of my card right now. Really? This got downvoted? Magic Johnson handed you his ass? What college are you at that doesn't start late August I wonder how the hell that turned into that When I read about these two, I have quite the same feeling as when I see a photo of an african kid holding a machine gun. If I was at Winterfell, I'd be a bit afraid to leave my room. Even though we're not going to retro-CGI something the likes of that one H.A.L. film by Arthur C. Clarke ^((Hey wait, WHAT was the title of THAT film? It does?! Take all the stuttering out and you have, "Have you ever had a dream that you want him to do you so much, you can do anything?" How are the leg injury and looking unattractive related? Oh. Are churches going to pay tax? si hay que hacer algo, mientras tendremos que para compartir casi reinterpretar las noticias con nuestras palabras y ..esto ahora que pienso tambien puede afectar a estudiantes but why should fun not be accompanied with good loot? But Friday is the weekend i see roshan clear as day Why dont you have Riot in front of your IGN? Plot twist: OP's fetish is hearing about other peoples fetishes Yeah the sick part about this is that it's still like 30 moves or so solve, so it was "scrambled" just... i dunno how to explain it, just as if i had a hunch and did some random moves and ended up with something ALMOST scrambled (basically it was like in the middle of a y perm or something) and just finished it off :P. Crazy stuff :) her eyes were pretty much I don't see a friend code. Two pages worth of pictures This ... this was actually worth the read I go through nearly that in a tank... I thought you actually meant he should actually "use his shit. as a reward." i was like Maybe I misunderstand evolution. I've never seen a hydraulic ram bend like that before. my god, i still remember that thread.. it's 4 years ago Holy shit, thanks man Pretty good question i always wondered this myself Holy shit. The most impressive part is that the mob is actually there to be seen. Amazing! That.... gives me a WHOLE new perspective of the size and height of clouds. Oh, just saw the 320**k**rf/t. El lenguaje de señas no existe para el marco legal o que? When I played in strike 2 days ago our enemies shot our dead bodies and laughed while we waited to respawn A friend's brother snuck (sneaked?) into Lolla in Chicago a couple years ago and got caught. His parents paid the ticket and he snuck (sneaked?) in the NEXT day, claiming that as the fines were paid, he should be able to enter freely Atleast you know mom gave her daughter nice breasts. I got one from Wondertrade, but it was hacked in a Moonball new fetish are you like the unidan of languages or somthing Ryu and Mafa benched? Wtf how much $$ you spend Breast feeding while drinking PS3 has a screenshot function? did you even read what I wrote? Read this as Aaron Rodgers at first and did a Wait?!? you where vacationing in Italy too? where? this comment is way creepier than the original story. I WAS FOOLED. Lebanese girl here. I eat kebabs frequently. Holy gracious, September is gonna be *so* busy! Why would they intend that? Worse than SKT vs GamingGear Or, as one of my GFs once explained to *me*, "your dick isn't small, it's that your balls are so large they just make it *look* small." There are pretty much two very basic requirements all DPS need to meet in order to start being competitive. 1) ABC (always be casting), and 2) using a correct rotation. The two go hand in hand, but generally a new MMORPG player has to get used to ABC ("oh gosh I need to KEEP dpsing WHILE dodging the fireballs? this is going from cute to kinky Yeah... because enemy aren't always RED ... CW should better focus on their game instead blaming ALL for building snowball items it clearly does worse than that, it's the blood that is aerosolizing white What did I just watch I remember during the fishing quest one of the fishmonger customer ladies was commenting on how voluptuous I was Awesome... But what do we do? Since when is qin's not bought in conquest Fan fiction?.....I think the Mindcrackers should be scared now I'm on the same boat as you. I have about 40 ps3 games to play! speechless.. Did you just tell me to shut up for explaining to you why your submission got downvoted? I actualy live in Czech republic but sorry, already employed How did he call you without a phone?; "My plan was to go home and call the police. He didn't have a phone"... Please explain, Sorry, kinda hard to tell who is sarcastic and who is not No, I'm civilian. Have to say, living that close to CC is pretty convienient, but omg that traffic You know who woke up with Amnesia in Chicago... Most perfect body ever. Ridiculous. why buzzers though? they fire little razor discs. seems like we'd have arrow mods before that. > I'm on the same boat as you. I have about 40 ps3 games to play! Upset? You sure you ain't just projecting things I... I actually prefer the bright version a lot. Damn it! Now my pants are moving on their own That game is a hot mess. I walked in on my parents in a similar, uh, *situation* when I was like 10. I *hate* that it's still scarred into my memory, 17 years later Why would he dig through the walls Debrief has 295 kills before the map has started WTF is that backwards flip you did at around 5:40? I've never seen that done before That was hilarious! I have my headphones and my laptop so I watch everything Not at all Geez I'm glad I'm usually on your team. You're ridiculous We're already friends Oh gawd Cool, thanks, I'll definitely add it to my list. I don't like incest-y plots at all, but I'm sure it won't bother me too much. I survived Yosuga no Sora after all. You...you GOT that far? lol whats wrong with the eyebrows What if someone Hijacks the Boat? or Plane? I'm never going to complain about having to hold my boobs while going down the stairs ever again A chainsaw shark Online classes are so tedious Oh okay, strange! I do personally really like salt and vinegar on my wedges & chips, but mayo is also good. I had no idea it was a UK thing 3 weeks ago You confused the the devil outta me ok. had to restart my game because it crashed My god, the music is AWFUL. excuse me wow. TIL which isotopes went where Don't tell me those exist to Them tits could destroy my cock cool and I just want it to have my info when I hatch it :) also nice flair There is a pay phone in Summit? I just finished writing out my to-do list for tomorrow. "I'm blue I'm in need of a guy?" I would probably love him more than ever. Holy crap ...wow It's *eating* the bars... That is quite the mixed trip... I read that as *brain* I have no desire to drive in the City Wait...what? Was Alliance getting trash talked for their game vs CW? Why? What league are you? :O also I saw some old ass clips where u had 4 hellbats in one medivac The thumbnail makes this post look like it should be in a different sub. And I though Jets had expensive pizza TIL babies drink their own urine in the womb. shhhhhhhhh say nothing about yoga pants she said all of that and now she's your ex? Jesus christ Wtf is that...I mean, how in the name of hell is that even funny... It's just dumb. Surprised to see someone else who knows the origins ILJM att körkort har någonsin räckt som en resehandling I think this may be my highschool government teacher. Thanks for the information! Yeah, I looked into commuting times now Rate limited by Dotabuff? Wasn't aware Dotabuff had an API I, too, have a weird memory of being able to breathe underwater as a youth... Yea sorry, it seems i remember wrong Is that just me or the 1:52 thresh play actually very nice If folks also mentioned location of the items, they've found, that could be helpful. I'm hunting CZ527 magazine and i HOPE it does not spawn only in military objects or jail buildings 5 or 15? okay you win Holy shit you posted like 14. This is actually good I personally would think they would set it more around 800 gigs or something... 9.9 TB is huge overkill Voy dragged me to league. I remember when I hate league. I was playing dota and I always think that League for kids and stuffs. Then I went study abroad in the US. Once of my house mate was crazy about LOL and he tried to drag me into League but I wasn't interest in. Then one day he told me about LCS and the hype when Curse picked up Voy. He said Voy is at our age and he's playing at big competitive scene. Then he introduced me to Voy's stream. I have trouble sleeping at night so I usually watching movie for the background noise to help me sleep so I decided to watch Voy's stream instead ( i miss the time he's stream at night :( ) Then I got hook up to league and I learned to be friendly in game like say Hi Friends in Champion Pick and beginning of the game. To me he's the best TOPLANER as always although he's mid now . Thanks Voy for being the best and to my friend. Thanks GUY, you are the best. (His name is GUY haha.. well it's about a girl having her eye on a boy. He notices her. She gives in a note. He accepts the note they call and later she meets his "evil twin." Good ScoHay and Lana Legion have a flashback to when they met. Lana Legion preps herself for sex. Good ScoHay and Lana Legion mess around on the bed. Suddenly, Evil ScoHay and Lana Legion mess around even though Good ScoHay has no idea until he notices a video online that his Lana Legion cheated on him. Good ScoHay talks to Lana Legion outside. Good ScoHay doesn't forgive her. Lana Legion crys and Evil ScoHay walks inside to comfort her. She sends him out after they hug and Lana Legion regains her independence by dancing.... yes this is all true, but it still doesn't really help my question :P everyone bashes GC so damn hard, yet he still works on the biggest games on the planet, gaming companies aren't (well, hopefully) stupid, they wouldn't hire someone they didn't KNOW was good enough to work on their game I actually did, but I can't find it anymore haha. Wierd OH! haha now I get it haha. (> damn u get 30 ping in cali Super weird that we posted the same link near the same time. I didn't think it was possible, but a few of these guys may be worse than easy bots What do you mean? I 555-ed. Didn't you? If you gave this ability to your enchantress, what would you give to the templar? ARGH. I. bwah?! Yeah, same. I've never, ever, ever seen a small solar panel before. I never thought about there being a small variant... Weird. I think this post was on the front page when I first joined TIA Cant you get a disease for letting them just suck you dry Guys, did this guy say Talon is in god tier? does that make me a freakin slave? Thxs for the giveway. I was like "Hmm, why did someone gave me a copy of Deadspace? This is total bullshit. Like wtf you FCKING LOST so hard and you didn't even surr@20. Like... wtf Somewhere out there there's that one situation where it was consensual. Looks like Iron Man You can use browsers other than Safari on a Mac. Useful suggestions. I dunno why somebody thought them unworthy. Definitely NSFL!!! Crazy animals... oh well guess that's the wild for you TankBiathlon? Now that´s a Sport i´d like to watch.. At least it's a Sonic and not a Tails doll. that breaking bad one Mouz dem heels Thanks. Even walking past a McDonald's yesterday nearly turned me green! I think I've stayed up too long, need to sleep now. I read the post as " Sharon didn't know she was getting raped " and went all This spawned naturally in 14w30b you obviously did not watch all stars nor iem. Cloud 9 beat World Elite and Taipei Assassins. Last years worlds Fnatic came in 4th place Jesus there actually is one? Ozone buddy Why is Dec not on Mianite? He's the priest of Mianite Oh, I see Really? Whoops, sorry about that! I added someone else by accident Is it just me or is he firing with his thumb rather than index? I want to make a dodecahedron with it Well Vulcan pulled a throwbargain, gambit just... jumped... on the throwbargain. you gave birth? can you upload screenshot? He's either very mistaken, or in need of hospice care. Not hospital care, hospice.... "Assuming no injuries".......Nets miss the playoffs because Williams and Lopez are injury-prone How the hell was this fact discovered? I had fun re-reading through this post while substituting "up" for "truth", and "down" for "value". Makes just about as much sense either way. I want to know what this scene is Before you had to click/press space to dismiss the death screen. Now you press ESC, its the exact same amount of buttons? Decided to try it and holy hell Youtube vids look so smooth at 70 fps Woah, I just noticed that You like a lot of the aliases' designs, don't you? 100k Dmg *Sumiko's brain almost shuts down at the last thing Shinya said and she makes the most *Sumiko is suddenly reminded of how Shinya didn't want to hurt her before and she blushes heavily, her face going from O_o to Se puede aportar si se quiere pero es opcional sin mas ventaja que el aumento de velocidad al correr con menos peso en el bolsillo I've watched three parts so far......instead of a prank isn't this basically bullying with the cameras rolling? You just remembered me there is a bonus IP for first win of the day... Woot. Woot. F me... that's huge Wait, Ricky is 30+? its a stream, LCS (league champion series) i cant take out the music Well from what I have heard jet are unbalanced, but the rest of the game have a pretty good balance, I personally fly tier 3-4 planes and drive in tier 3-4 tanks and don´t think there is any aspect of the game there is unbalanced. And what is wrong with ground forces? Ffff wow Pretty sure someone beat you to mentioning Cook by a while. I personally like to get a whey protein boost in my Jamba Juice smoothies, but this isn't the smoothie lover forums? Nice build, but god damn the cable management how much was all that ...I can never look at the male protagonist the same way. Stalker artemis codes? Wha.. what... is this My mom just sat down next to me and I paused at the butt shot You mean he wasn't? mine build an hourglass just yesterday ...Z? I'm in a similar boat (people say I look between 12-15 when I'm actually 21), except that my younger brother looks older than me even though he's only 19. Someone once confused him for my dad So is this just something we do post every C&H vid here...isnt that kind of in a way expected They did I was not aware of this I did 3 pulls, I got a centaur, Cool, the fire unit besides Farlon I really wanted! Then second pull, lilith. Ok, never got a lilith before, looking forward to the SBB spam in the future. And last pull, Douglas, I find it kinda catchy. So then Abathur just kinda sits there while the bots do stuff? That look.......it's like it's looking into my soul and I somehow uncontrollably have ended up with my hand on my cock. May I come? It's only the fifth inning? How many of them are there? By... Monday? As in less than two days? Actually playable Hm. Good idea.. Oh shoot! I'm gonna have nightmares, now! Did he just cut that man's leg off? He should be diving, not kicking. We did? So is this photo...woa since when did that case hardened pattern go for 30 keys Blow them up... Sorry, not seria. It's estia* dunno why I typed seria ill go with what other people are saying..thanks though? My neighbor told me that her ex took their 5yo (in 2wks) daughter to see X-Men & I just gave her a Thank you. Please pardon my derp. My brother and I once had to explain to our mother what a fetish was. Yeah seriously. Rofl my bad. I just misparsed the comment chain I don't even turn the lights on... ( Wait why isn't it a rule that each nation must field 3 races? This month's change has brought the most confusion I've ever seen regarding said change. I used to live in a 2 unit town house and my neighbor always left her clothes in the dryer. Like for days. No, quite BUT I DO My eyes are getting burned by the light of god. This is like the 10th chair post this week. "After him!" Arcanine used surf. Hence my saying "It's not nearly the issue it used to be". This is interesting for me. Because whenever I smoke I don't feel what other's feel. Like, I can take a hit and I feel no addiction or stress relief. I jokingly got a cigarette and starting trying to French inhale and all that fancy stuff in front of my mother, and was like "Look at what you got your daughter doing :P". But I just get nauseous and dizzy. And I see my mom over there who's been smoking since she was 16, breathe it like a scented candle. Am I just a pussy or immune to it's curse? Using dad's computer for something other than porn? Older anime. Holy Moly, i used to live in the same house with that oscar kid I'm surprised that's an actual subreddit Dear God. . .there's only so much of this a person can take That's because this article is from way back in March, before the "ZOMG, formaldehyde" stage of e-cig attacks went live. This was the first salvo, "Did you know nicotine is a poison?! Wait... before that did he redeem every key from a give away? No. I didn't even notice posting in /r/bigdickproblems seems to help. I just recently posted there the first time and bam boobs in my inbox. You mean like.. alcohol does? Holy hell, I thought I was in /r/woahdude and this was just a great picture of Earth! I need a better computer, and these mods. This is gold advice Is that why black people have so much sole? I will never understand why someone does that to themselves! She looks like someone beat her w/ the ugly stick! Repeatedly! I rode that ride today, like an hour before this In my resource pack folder there are like AR apps that you can put any models up with, what's so special about this one? I thought that was just the wind do I know you? I see an upside-down face. never again. 30D? Since when was there a d version of this snapshot You look like What ? People have anxiety playing dota ? Goddess of Asia of 2014? I thought she was a goddess since 1987... Are you drunk They put beans on my ice cream 'sundae'. ? Yeah, so the Senate are like Parliament... 11 hours....... What's up with her knee? I hope so... I need that badly oh god that was me Holy goddamn. About half of your face is recognizably human and half is just wtf. OP, what if I said I was watching you? More as in more partners or more sex in general? I think women have the capability to have more partners, but statistically speaking, people in relationships have more sex than those that aren't in relationships. So I guess yes and no. To make you feel better, I didn't notice it was half danish half english, either He cares about the toilet particles getting on his phone, but not being breathed in by him? I don't see how i've been smashed in any way here I'm so jealous. Not so much for PC although I wouldn't mind a BHA, but all those Korean goodies! This is totally irrational, but anything more complex than :) :( ;) is a bit of a turn off. I'm talking Walked into the bathroom, saw a kid at the urinal zip up then lick his fingers. The scene in there with the doctor who is doing a penis alteration surgery on some guy so his penis will stand up straight... eigh. What would it be like without anesthesia... like the way to treat a spy. I never understood why Mako didn't just teach her how to generate lightning I know plenty of Asian ladies in their fifties and not one looks anywhere near that young. I really wanna know what her skin care routine is so I can be a magical twenty year old all my life too The first time I heard "Sometimes you just gotta be boned" and now its all I can hear Any more updates OP? Hopefully you can get more of your story out before they come find you imagine that but instead bark, it's your face My goodness, 50+ characters for smash wait what? was it taken out? ...Why is music from Transformers G1 in that video? @ Guys I'm having a crisis. Turns out I like girly stuff I just watched the video. I can't really tell if he's happy about it or not. Soggy nature. Eugh. I swear it's trying to kill us. Wet tree pollen sent me slipping down a flight of outside stairs once. Sort of ironic because the stairs were coated with that "no-slip" tread stuff. Jesus... Wait, did you just make up a new wurm tunnel, or I never noticed that one before? its dry as can be in south park right now. Did you mean to post this in /r/veronicamars? That picture just seems like it should be the beginning of some odd Japanese horror film Your use of pastels is stunning Wow Illuminati thats me... any drink suggestions for romania or the balkans in general? also i need some suggestions for turkey... probably going to be there for 3 weeks... 21 turkish drinks Oooh that mental image. I am so glad that I decided to lose weight before I got there. Awesome thank you. I REALLY want the necromancer Engineer-gasm Huge, gorgeous tits! I am slack-jawed right now. And those areolas! Pearl probably could be on the sight That woman is the stupidest person I have ever heard of. There is one Wait how does that help him if he doesn't get the end of round momey? They're losing a gain of 300 while he's losing a gain of 1400 at the least. Yes, wouldn't be offering them otherwise ;) all imperfects are released. 31/x/31/31/31/31 Froakie and 31/31/31/x/31/31 Skarmory. Couldn't reply for 6 minutes if there would be a white only category maybe Best Tiny Feet cosplay ever RIGHT?! Even buying stuff I need is hard for me. I haaaate spending money says video is private Daaaaaaaaaayum. Damn, that's hot! Bloddy hell man Are there no international vigilante type police organisation that can forcefully intervene in these kind of situations? Maybe not even native to this planet! Whose Korean will reign supreme? TSM or CLG? Holy crap Natalie! you have the same shoes as me Still watching This is even bigger than I thought. Really Auberjonois as Nurse, beating show Jorah? Well, parts with Nurse are my least favourite in the book, but Odo and Jorah in one scene would be somehow hilarious i was expecting a girl with big tits and a flat stomach, but boy was i wrong Ma la Divella non la mangia nessuno? Let me get this straight: You resent your dad because your mom decided to be a DB by making it difficult for your him to see you. Where is this picture from Haven't heard someone say "Booyah!" in years. Why exactly drum is great on him Is there even a processor fast enough to max out 5 titans? what do you exactly do with them? I thought they were just normally there for a reason I know the "trading in" bonus is not the same as being the production leader but as you see in the screenshot I am production leader in 8 goods so what do I need to complete the achievment? simply more tradepower in the nodes where they sell said goods or what? I don't understand Wow, what. I need these mods. Apisman omg! then i wouldnt get flamed for playing him toplane Is that supposed to be in-station or in-space? How much times is this gonna get reposted Hm, interesting, you would think the idealists would have the Peter Pan complex, not the realists...makes you question reality... What do either of those points have to do with anything? Can't tell if trolling or just extremely stupid. Guys I'm not from Apple or Blockbuster. I am Samsung I think Terminator The Musical would be very interesting I mean, if I take all those out I have no backyard left Seriously? I'm trying to improve it ,but it's still hard to make it by my own, especial grammar) How'd you get its eastern european I'm not Asian, just ginger-pale, and forced by my sun-sensitivity to wear block, hats, long sleeves, the whole kaboodle. I get carded all the time and I'm 32... and not just for alcohol. Fucking allergy medication. Is it the picture or is your mod... rusted? Holy shit thats a real close one # Oh goodness. I thought you had a spontaneous miscarriage and kept it and named it. There *is* gravity in space What is one of those? That taste tho. No freaking gag reflex. Months before my grand dad was diagnosed with fatal cancer, he said he had a dream about packing a suitcase to leave his house and seemed worried about the dream. When I looked up the dream online, I saw something that mentioned dying but I didn't tell him that. I brushed it off and forgot about it. After he died though, I remembered his dream and was like sames goes for vamana that eyes So ummmmm I haven't told anyone this....but uhhh I love your snapchats because I get to see your pretty awesome face You take yours off to do anything besides shower or sleep? Maybe you caught it from me Amazon still doesn't think it's been delivered, so yeah, super quick Also fucks you up if you're high. you look like an mma fighter WÄT?! That was 3 years before my grandfather was born! My mother has been known to use toilet paper. I just learned about Seno'o Giro and Tanaka Chigaku this year Wow the water falling off the shark is pretty damn impressive what the actual fuck... I got out of the car once at a shopping center lost my footing on a curb and fell eye first into the corner of the car door...nasty cut and a concussion later I lived I used to live there. They change everyday for me I have the same chair Wow. That's almost my entire month's earnings on microtransactions. I've got nothing then Uh, make me an offer. I've never traded for legendaries on here How does one's bacon selfcook? I... what... how?! hummmm, pot calling the kettle black I had to watch a second time because I was awed by QT's play that clip You're right I got him as well :D I was like, The heck that was fast wtf I have the ability to stop hiccuping at will #### I discovered my girlfriend makes me cry from kissing me on the cheek (it's a weird/happy feeling I guess). Only short coming is when we're in public and she threatens to do it in front of my friends unless I obey her by carrying her bag and stuff. #### But SHE intro'd ME with the larp thing, not the other way around. Weird, no? Looks like great fun but it blows my mind that this mod even has the name "DayZ in it. You're requesting the power to mod and alter reality and your request is.... better female running and jumping looks? My Shepard kind of accidentally ended up looking like Archer. Especially when he does this one facial expression Ehhhhh? At first I was like As a native german speaker, I still don't get it. What the hell Really? Arming distance? So If I still inevitably knock into the missiles with my nose, i'm gonna send it flying off in the wrong direction? I mean, sure, it beats blowing up my own ship, but the consequences would be dire How does one whip out a cockpocket? Damn, that sounds like a dessert Wooooooooooooooah. I think I know why cock nami best lane Did I really say that? Le acciughe nel ragù?!? Actually the weird thing is a lot of the plugs here actually have 3 prongs. Only they crappy construction guys I guess don't wire up the third prong to ground holy shit i'm blind I'm horribly sorry ....... but teh Pizza The Overlay is pretty small while Downsampling, I never used it Getting out to R.Sharma? My "nether hub" (I feel ashamed to call it a nether hub after seeing your's) is like a dirt house comparing to your's That's why gun deaths are down. Wait,the one who are commentating the arena will be the the live updaters? Advice on what EuroDisney -- the park that nobody wanted nor cared about -- is still open?! funny is already happening though.. We're deaf, not blind. Hamas has broken the ceasefire three times since this current conflict thought Wait, are you saying the IDF is the only international force who could handle Hamas? That combing your eyebrows made you blind Loud ? ... That opening sequence with the different past Avatars is going to look so weird now with this submission. A man/woman wiggling around genitals in mid air... Aye thanks, I was browsing at the VG278HE monitor all morning and I kept hearing it has shitty picture quality. Plus on newegg it says its 2ms and on Amazon it has 1ms Don't mind the dick on bar so much as giving the old medicine balls the rolling pin treatment. Dat unlicensed music though... I'm surprised the bottle has STOLICHNAYA written in english. Did they do that in the USSR? I am quite curious about the video. So if someone saved it (For evidence? I guess Thank goodness they're only down votes, not bullets Wait, they just straight up run 125 miles over 24 hours?! Sadly, that is not a scene you will get to witness because the hood does not open. WOOO Nope, this family stayed at home. I just made them I didn't make it \_ Don't know if Dota/wow reference or general comment Should I just go for it and risk breaking my neck? .... It's beautiful. I remember when they use to charge for dlc. Because my dad was obsessed with EQ back in the day he always had to have the new dlc when it came out. I just can't recall when you actually had to pay for the game I'd enjoy it. Operating a sunderer in the dark, creeping up towards an enemy base. What really happens is anyone on the turrets shoots at anything and gives away our position. When I met my cousin's girlfriend for the first time, she looked very familiar. She had a tattoo that I recognized that I knew I've seen somewhere. Well anyways, me and her became very close and would always hang out playing Halo or WoW together. I was 18 at the time. Then one random day she said wan't to see something cool? Of course I said yes, and then she pulled up on the TV her fucking some girl and said that she got paid to whatever amount to do that and I was like uhhhhhh that's awesome. She then proceeded to show me more of herself and I was like Really? FM 2014? Just to let you know: you have allies. We exist, even among the Poles. People who hate pierogi ruskie. It's like the whole world has gone mad and feasts on dough cakes filled with potatoes I still think Reynolds was awesome as Wade Wilson. Just..you know. Every other part of that movie. Shooter? I got ~2500 dollars after taxes in finland when I had been studying one year biomedical laboratory science This blew my mind. There is an empty space between the nug and your thumb Woah, this is a insane story. Monday screwed you real good. Heh, looks like this will be the last time you will be borrowing your dads car. Also who's Thing 2? I've never been, but honestly, did you ever consider that maybe Texas really is that great? may i ask why you're taking that picture from petitegonewild and what you're doing with it? It's even worse in the anime, where they're sentient creatures fully capable of realizing how hopeless their situation is Just realized the gas prices doubled a decade later.. Umm, but I had a slightly different image in my mind. I thought he has a control panel on the belt. Confundes "revocar" con "proceso constituyente" Your usernames are suspiciously similar... Hab dich nicht für so ein Weichei gehalten. Wow... love the Penumbra keyset... But buffs on PBE? Cubans... What, really? hacking? I'm playing WarThunder personally Who uses Middle finger for E? Emotional wreck? Mmm...Burkas are hot. NO ONE IS SAFE. Was he just mashing the keyboard and letting auto-correct do the talking? Welp, i didnt want to play adc anyway! > Hab dich nicht für so ein Weichei gehalten. Really excellent. Suga made an episode from literally nothing. Of course, the "Tanaka nearly passing out from needing to shit" bit was the best, next to Endo looking at Booger websites...holy shit. Thanks to this sub I've been constantly amazed how durable apple mobile products are. Tough to use after the screen's been smashed to bejezus and back but it still works So, lemme get this straight. Are you saying it is OK for Americans to commit crimes as they don't commit as much crime as others ? sick O_o > Emotional wreck? THANKS! Bisch du de cyril Is this for real? Bruce what.... what...? Mind blown and I didn't need a rift to experience it. When Bruce was born I bet he popped out singing instead of crying. You get the people going! What's next..? ( I read this at first as break, and I thought "That's awful!". Then I reread it correctly. Now I am scared. Holy shit, that hair is high as fuck. And something tells me that's like the 5th highest hair the bitch has! ...myself included... God I want a burger so badly. I keep hearing about burgers everywhere Why is it censored? Oh dang Four years!!! Very you type exactly like somebody i know and you even change names on reddit like they do to. What's even creepier is that the names used are mine and a friends. Hope everything gets better ONE FUCKING YEAR?! This shows as removed? Any idea why? It's a legitimate art project that's already been submitted to Kickstarter. I actually can pee like that. Ahh yes. Dat last sex scene Either way, there's one just like it in Borderlands 2 and it's called a Spiker. Me too, after seeing that my pants flew off Sweet Lord, you and I are on the same level! Is that a cat hanging on the towel rack behind you? She's a great leader now for mono dark just like sefia with mono light, her best type is anima and are those tentacles? As if alching wasn't bad enough already How do you type that symbol? You shitting me, is that real? We got robbed while sleeping IN our tent. Luckily, it was the 4th day of the festival, so we didn't have any money anymore anyway, but it was super scary to wake up to some guy STARING into your eyes, then running away when you start to scream I thought this was from world news, and i read it as "Do you consider ISIS to be good?" as in terrorist group OMG Refrigerated? Do you know why it is so low in Detroit ? Best safari I've seen yet omg > Also, what hit your d-pillar?? What does 'gui gui' even mean? She looks older now Be THE reason to open up my baby brown eyes to the world of Pikmin. When I was younger my dads car had contracted a spark plug in the tire while he was driving once Honestly, this is the most attention I've ever gotten on the internet ever and I feel like a star. Which means you get the good with the bad (or the agree-ers and disagree-ers) I have been called crazy, upvoted, insulted and praised...and I love it all Well then. Sweet. How did you find out all this stuff? Just trial and error? Awesome AMA btw, your'e anwering EVERYTHING in detail too Err.. thats kind of weird. Are you trying to trade account-bound items? Do we have those now? Doh and thanks....here I thought I was being sneaky with the "gift" option...didn't know Amazon put your name on that The Ellie AI is annoying but I manage...but the boots on one of the other characters... But you know all mythology? i will be happy if some explains about Hawain and African gods don't even know if anansi and Bumba belong to the same pantheon Just to encourage you a little bit more(kinda), my friend got 2 zebras within 18 tries but he didn't get a single king, god, or crystal in metal parade at all for 2 months Shit that's weird. There isn't a LAUNCH MISSION button Trumbo. I too live on a street called Columbus. I checked the OPs post history because it seemed very "radical-feminist-with-a-politcal-agenda"like. And yeah she posts in subs called "Against Mens Rights" What is that meant to look like? How do you know her name? Anyone else's eyes widen at the Korra bondage/torture table thing? Are you game to try bungee jumping ? A friend of mine is trying to convince me to go lol these stories make me feel better about my life and sexual history... at least I kept it together when things went wrong haha. Did we steal some of Uniteds powers? What the hell is going on? Yeah, if you otherwise love her and feel it's not worth switching over, I'd say you're just going to have to have the conversation over and over again unfortunately. I do think the excess sugar issue is worth pushing, I suspect your caregiver just doesn't quite understand what it means. Silly mommy, pancakes are healthy... they have blueberries! baum got knocked around. chavez got knocked around. OMG i knowww like some of his channels last actitivy was a year ago last i checked -.- (shoutouts to chonnygame LOL) omg im not much of a taeyeon fan because she always gets in the way of tiff like in every mv i see she somehow ends up in front of her xD (annoying for making gifs) but her voice is absolutely incredible Like, BlindChicken from SierraOnline FSSB? wait, 2k mmr is very high skill level? Added for Gogoat I wrote a script to do it in Python.. Are you sure? Because Hi-rez is unpredictable when it comes to this case because it's only happened one time. Also the Gem skin wasn't fixed for a while And what was with the "exclusive offer just for you"? You advertised this on the front page jagex, am I supposed to be convinced it's an exclusive offer for me alone when everyone else is also getting the same offer? Would it be unreasonable to go with a six-man rotations..? Added This is why I stopped smoking green I can't say I've ever seen the hashtag notoriouspussy So many bits wait you can shoot people underground like that? Oh god, steak I just want to hold him so badly The URL contains bits of your actual name in 4 different locations? Your husband is a nose digger Keanu Reeves? Dafuq didn't I just read? Does it actually have stable FPS? All I can say is get prepared. That will be a LOT of videos worth of content. Still considering, btw your Pichu on row 22 in your breedables has a "milf" nature. Exactly my thought. That leaf texture is fucking ugly Did Tenzin even do much bending in season 2? Holy fuck, is this a new script for some Hollywood thriller? Jesus, what's going on there I might have found my dream mouse Same here, at first i didn't even notice it being gone. The only times i use rebuy is when i second guess a build path but even then it would'nt be bad. I mean cmon, how hard can it be to buy the right shit This picture got me wondered for a second what happened to her right arm Dilemma is killing me already A lot of people seem to have rocket fantasies Well, crap. Apparently there's a substance for every modifier EXCEPT for following. I couldn't sleep in that room. Sure i dont see why offering random pokemon will interest me at all Which is just killing himself to appease himself. It all makes my head hurt. She complains because you use four fingers..? Wha..? Why?! That's quite the price tag on her Hell, I have one of the aladdin thermos that I picked up on clearance from kroger, blown away when it kept my coffee hot for 5 hours. Thermos route is definitely the way to go... although not sure how good eating hot soup is while driving I am always watching I saw the exact same video on the pro-Russian forums about a week ago claiming it was proof that the Ukrainians launched the missile .eeffoC oh Wow I didn't realize they grew that fast Her 'about' says 'fuck her right in the pussy'. Yeahhh, she only plays trashy at parties... Who is this Claire? Throughout the whole quiz I couldn't take my eyes off her This was an lfr Absolutely not! I don't know the first thing about gaming I definitely have, and I didn't receive the coupon... Did they not have access to the same google results for "jobs that pay the most" as me? I don't really recall ever incurring any fees Oh my god me too... I can't stand local radio or TV (River Shitty... Beanie weenies. How did he lose them Can tell if sarcastic or not So did I I missed that game because I was on Lincoln Road celebrating Halloween. The cool thing was when the Wake sack happened and the place exploded with excitement. The European tourists kept looking at the Dolphins fans like this Either one of those set ups I would be using thumb for alt though Wow you guys seem really smitten with this band... Oh wait, I am too It does? Zeus 2 and brand ult? Wait did you get the ascentions and sirenic form araxxi Omg. Yucca with chicharrones Wow thanks, don't know why I thought it was 3-3 before then Thought it's really impressive joust 5vs5 is more popular than 4vs4 siege in custom That was one of the shortest egg hatches I have ever had. What's the single most caffeinated drink you've ever had someone order and/or the oddest drink order you've gotten? (I once overheard [edit: someone] ask for six shots espresso Did Nyan not send it to you? I grew up in rural England. I moved to the US and went to a Walmart for the first time I think I missed that one. TIL. Second font reminds me of Redpath Sugar We had a DM like that. He frequently put the female characters in situations that resulted in sex with his NPCs/GMPCs, consensual or not. This was compounded by his enormous furry fetish, which meant that aforementioned NPC rapists were often rat men, cat men, and lion men. And then there was the time that his human BBEG had a harem that included all manner of furry sex slaves, even a wemic. Jason Statham was in Homefront? How do you not know that 127.0.0.1 is localhost? Razer Naga Hex, just to restate what everyone else has already said. Not overkill, just enough buttons to have what you need. It works for everything you'll need, just a little bit pricey, but worth it. It's beautiful too i have a job.....whats wrong with making more money? Oh dear... Interesting... The way Misha talks about it, it sounds like Castiel would not really be trying to "save" Dean at all, but rather he just wants the Demon in Dean's body gone. Maybe it's really that he looks at Deanmon and does not see the vessel but only sees a writhing, stinking, black mass of goo that is wearing what used to be his friend and he just wants it GONE. That would be a nice twist I... I agree with Batista. I'd like to see a pic of RoC DotA. See if I can remember any of the forgotten heroes from that. You can actually do that? I want Morpheus redone!!! OMG. Insta-Gib Morpheus. She has reported that restaurant location to their corporate office, and they have actually already reached out to her. We have heard that other people in our area have actually found roaches baked into their bread from that location! Wow, that girl sounds like she's a few beers short of a six-pack. USA vs. Brazil.......in the United Center? hmmm. what do you think is up? seems like something otherworldly to me what Yeah... Of course... In college, a bunch of my dormmates were Chinese. One spoke Canto, the rest (including me), spoke Mandarin. Anyways, the one Canto guy was talking to his mom on the phone, and they were in this fucking huge heated argument. All of us were like Yea holy fuck! Is this really that big of a spoiler? What time exactly? I must be here ohhh I know right when I first saw your name i was like Oh god if he says that about Emi I'll say it again: I know he doesn't like his hair longer, but ... HOT. DAMN. This is why I collect MVS. Holy cow Zeus with a lot of gravities? This is awesome! But one question I'm very confused on this question. Wouldn't the drive itself be everything? now i see your flair, i was on the message thingi. there was an error, sorry Thanks again! And wow, 5 hours into the giveaway and you still have ~90 Pokemon left the flash - R from rekkles for what? MY FANTASY TEAMS what did i just watch Welp! I know what I'm doing for next couple of weeks. Umm same person in both those years? You realize that puts him over 120 years old right? Looks awesome! Wonder what happens if you clip one of those buildings! ***( And that's just the stuff they do while they know he's home and could walk in at any minute... Myeh, that's a realistic survival technique. As long as they don't learn to climb over Awesome, now I can train and beat Dragons real easy, I was having so much trouble before Hope As Roma will win 1st half Are you the guy who posts on all of the /r cringe youtube videos? Good point, not the best example though. It almost sounds like you're implying that God regularly catches people who are falling from buildings if they just ask Him to. Are you serious? Hold me, I'm scared It would appear so, seeing as people are still downvoting it even though now it's on the 2nd page. Wait, what? I was gone for AN HOUR!! *goes to source to get more* Wow, even with R-18 turned off that front page of art is dangerous I like that one too Same here Uh. Good to know...I guess... if I ever want my...castle...smashed But Guard Breaking and Jump Attacks are even easier on KB+M than on a controller "Jimage OMG!! Winner winner kangaroo dinner...... Look at that HL2 weapon sway You never know, cats do stuff while you sleep. Where do I get friends like this Imagine if we got Lester and the Cardinals got Price and the WC game was Lester Vs. Price at PNC Park. Somebody told me it was How would we deal with large land predators? I'm online and ready. So do you want the nickname or not? How did you know that was me? ima puke Mine was 18 days late Ion with that single click of Stealth... I don't know why you were downvoted This made my flash crash before the video even started. YOU CAN GO TO "MY ROSTER" AND LOOK THROUGH EVERYONE'S ROSTER \^( 9am Yeah I dont know if i can bring myself to watching the dub on Steins;Gate. One of my all time favorite animes and i dont know of I can watch it I won a 4v5 40+ minute long game the other day. PM me. Hey there, I actually have 3 eggs with your TSV What makes you think I don't? SO instead of being considerate you choose to be an asshole? A testimony to your dedication, I guess? Not even going to lie, I'm kinda overwhelmed just reading this page. How do you print for free at the library? What plan from Liberty Mutual is this? Didn't know this was a thing That's incredible! He's so lifelike i legit got goosebumps That voice. THEY'RE ONTO ME. Nice Janus is alyways humanoid Imagine a boss fight with like a hundred of those things but buffed to the max. A beer god of all things ' Or maybe you actually do go to UPD I had dreams about packing all night Wait a second. Naga Siren doesn't have hands? How does she hold her blades then? Why do you have voice chat on in single player? you play a game with 400 different ability plus item + creep ability, and you can t learn a game with 12 ability ? Not ready to go to work today. your poor choice of words in the headline gave me google ads about Canadian women forced in sex trafficking I have the feeling we might know the name of the god after cabrakan Plot Twist: Talos worshipped Tiber Septim. Tiber Septim is a God. We've been worshipping the wrong guy the whole time Went back to reread the whole chat after seeing this post. Wtf I think so You have different hair? That's some insane typing speed if you can chat 100G of text within the useful life of your computer Love it when casual partner violence makes it to the front page... I do have phantom installed Vi's ult locks down just as well and Vi has a shield on passive which helps clear. Warwick and Vi have similar spikes at 6 that´s pretty much what my dentist told me, all down to the antibiotic and no-spitting-part. Une cuillère à soupe entière d'huile de sésame ? Well, I'm glad I completed this bit of the plot last night... Huh? I don't see any changes on my match history Those eyes... How the I just found Excadrill in your third slot. Next year? Holy shit, it's $315 and doesn't even include the router plate **or** router?? Honestly i would be wondering where mama is What spoiler in the title? But they can't use it right?? Wait, so it's possible for your ass to look even better than it does now?? put the location on the skin? o.O; anyone think this reference says a lot about this peace.. someone skinned Donkey kong and now wearing him.. Body paint with a hint of camel toe and astupidly large wig. What's not to love?! This comment is like three months old, why are you stalking old reddit posts? Is that taken from some where? My DM said a remarkably similar thing, and i've taken to using it as a warning to the DM that im bout to ruin his day. Great answer (again)! holy crap. Didn't know art schools had sports teams it didn't let you pick a race? > Also, do you see this " What I like in a build is his originality " and you are sending me a freaking links to most used builds That's worth 7 exalts That is one of the only match ups Janna should just get smashed AYYYYY!!! Congrats! I've done 18 shiny/event trades in the past 2 days Oh my a good looking remodel I'm kinda surprised neither Absolution nor Origin of Symmetry made this cut Not till just now... Anyone else getting the red Play button? It looks like somebody used the Photoshop free transform tool on it Higurashi isn't really horror in the way that you're probably thinking. It just makes you go Ahhhhhh But... muledump doesn't count labs... Dwarves certainly don't mess around.. What are you referring to? That's how it sounds when you say it. If somebody spells it like that, you can tell they either don't read very much or don't understand the meaning of "of". What an incredible vocal combo. They all brought it but I love how intense Yenny was. And damn I was not ready Yenny and Jimin belting together same EXACT thing happened to me, had my snarky comment all figured out and everything until I saw a mod in the final game screen Your kid doesnt want to jack it in the living room. UK keyboard has ~ near the enter key, so we have ¬ instead Drawer unit on the background is in very bad condition So many potential injuries Granted, the pokemon games never seem to show poorer people, like those who maybe can't afford to keep a pokemon. It's an idyllic world you go through. But I'm sure Lysandre is indeed delusional to some degree, especially after witnessing whatever the hell he did to himself in this final battle we have coming up. [Plot Spoilers ahoy:](#s "It makes me feel bad for some of these Team Plasma people, actually. They just wanted to be cool, and apparently paid MASSIVE dues to be in this swanky club, but Lysandre goes all God Complex on them and fucking kills everyone when the weapons backfires or whatever the hell happens. Seriously, the whole base just vanishes, and so does practically every Team Plasma member. Reminds me of Jonestown, actually, where everyone killed themselves for Jim Jones's ego. Though, in this case, Lysandre commits mass murder without their consent. And the game just kind of glosses over it like 'yep, that happened...' WUT! I DIDNT SEE DIS! ... What drama ballads is he listening to that, to quote, "go loco"? Huh, that didn't show up in the URL search. I would love the Zapdos Ya you're definitely right. I first heard Opeth when I saw "The Lotus Eater" in the Youtube suggestion column and after a while thought I'd try it out. At that time I was barely getting into viking and folk metal and was just maybe becoming accustomed to harsh vocals. So when I heard it, I was not prepared for it whatsoever, haha, and I didn't like it. From a composition aspect, I was still into more basic stuff, even though that taste was definitely growing as well. Anyways so between those two aspects, I was just like " I've been super insane ravenous too. I'm gaining at least 1.5 lbs per week now, this week I gained 2.5 Why is his mistress punishing h....OHHHHH.... Will do I thought everyone who does CrossFit is a hero/idiot who wants to get hurt? what does that dog in the lower left area of the picture (above the ski gondola tunnels) have on its face? I always felt you either love glocks or hate them. Its something about the square shape that intrigues me Wow WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Maybe... maybe you just haven't yet realized that they're right. True.... Pictures had me like Could you remove fire aspect and only make flame so bows have more use so you're saying that they could talk !? How do you know that I'm running a lw + fc + rd combo? Why would he need an Shrine, all he would do was sneek up to Shepard and sit their, watching him/her as they were sleeping.... and he would most likley even see when Shepard was with someone ells for their Romance..... which would be kind of creepy He is sick in the head Same for me Relevant flair I guess it doesn't! I apologize for the assumption. My bad ok. how/where? And how the hell did you get here too? I think a gas station clerk actually gendered me correctly today, I wtf'd hard. It didn't even hit me until I was walking out. Sounds terrific but I just looked up *Suikoden V* on Amazon and it's listed at $120. Is YL downtilt a meteor MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE ... Was seriously caught off guard by that plot progression It happens, both my dad and i where born with blonde hair and grey eyes. But later it became brown hair with brown/greenish eyes 180 - 200 for me from NZ (which goes via Australia Psh, I have a life outside of smash! I play league and... Oh god, you're right... Rule 34... with Nazis and milk? Sniper fire, the "Timberwolf", to be exact. Keep playing the game and you'll fully understand it.. This a wrong turn moment Guarantee it is +50 employees. That is when the ACA hits small business owners, after 50 employees. We only have two right now and I can't imagine the hoops we'd have to jump through to satisfy the regs for 50. ah, true i didn't realize the site was orientated for guys- well uh... my bad This means that stealth shouldn't work on them either but it does Dayum, just logged on to see this Sounds like a successful lurer to me The new one seems to have just reverted the old one I think it's a drone... No clue. After playing a few rounds with Smite and Skyrim characters (It took two guesses to pick up Azura), I tried Gnar, the just announced champion from LoL... the damned thing got it Just calm down man silent hill? Is that Che Guevarra on the right end? Mojo was called to bed just as many times as N was crowned... What Entry Gate? Did I miss something? From 30 to 29? oh wow lol this is so long ago There's a special feature on the DVD dedicated to that scene. It's insane how much work had to be done just for one scene. Took two full days to shoot, and the scene didn't even really have any purpose, it was just one of those "wouldn't it be neat if we put all 4 clones in one shot?". Currently on Twitch Speaks: what it sounds like in our hosts' heads. Mfa picked up CP he completely swept... first on every map... My gosh, so many actual matches, what is your location/magical secret OP. I once saved a turtle trying to cross the road one Sunday morning. The turtle peed on me before I set it down to its destination # seriously whoever got it was fast Charmin Ultra. It doesn't leave pill balls.... But , but.... Wait a minute Bobby got them meth resistant genes but Jaysus! ...WTF HAPPENED TO HEATHER?!!! how Please do join! Not many of us around here it seems. ( This is a major? Shit... this is me right now Be straight with me, no games, just straight to the point. I love playing head games with girls as well, but when she tells me something and is straight to the point, it catches me off guard. This raises my respect for her and I actually find it endearing. This doesn't work with all the guys, but dang it sure works on me! Also, when she grabs your hands/wrists and pulls you in closer for a hug and/or kiss. I do that, but when it's done on me, oh man Wait, so where did she get the steak? What little pins and what polarity? Jees, I pay £31 per month for unlimited data on my mobile. I then also pay about £42 for unlimted fibre 76MB download, 20MB up. Those prices are ridiculous Theyve done this for every flight I've been on; can and cup with ice That changes everything O god. "Lava-Themed Playground" Can we simply agree that the detrimental effects are obvious despite the source of this problem? What a strange argument to settle upon Prednisone for 4 years That was a... rather dark song for a children's show O_o o_O Awh! Poor darling! It looks so SAD too! I hope you keep it like that for a while and then put at least a plaster on it.... 60k per month? turn 546 1230AD is this marathon ? I think I had this conversation with a Guidance Teacher at school. This was news out of my neighboring state. Keep thinking it could have been me. Aaaand now I'm scared to drive As someone called Henry with a good friend Scott, I'm pretty confused right now... I'm getting scared Uhm... is there a bottle in this picture? Nice try. The only way to make sure you won't touch it again is downgrading your computer. Now that I come to think of it ... Where did I bury my AMD K6-2/400 ? Or maybe a fork Didn't say I was maxing it Does throne watcher top have something special in it? I've thought about that actually but every trainer I've seen has clients starting in the Smith and I'm like THE REAPERS IS COMING :O you really think that? Good, especially in this area. So sick of the drunk scumbags I have to walk past Somewhere I saw a video shot by a woman pulled over by traffic police for some reason, and she started going on about 'maritime laws'. The policeman (you see, they think there's a difference between a police 'man' or 'constable' and 'officer' Why do americans wear shoes inside? Doesn't seem to exist? nice Also 16. It's like... Fuck I have to stop playing video games and spending all my time learning songs and thinking things up soon and actually figure out what to do with my life. You're God Damn welcome! What an ass you have there! Their own children? Tu m'apprends quelque chose Flavored?! jezuz, seriously? your Grand Father's Uncle? how Old are you to be on reddit or how old is your Grand Father's Uncle Il y a une raison pour le prix de la meth? C'est generalement decrit comme la drogue du pauvre qui a remplace le crack donc je comprends pas comment cela se fait il que son prix soit si eleve *Spits coffee* .....Why didn't I ever think of this? I always assumed you had to go native resolution. *mind blown* Omgggg RIP. NicoMaki is going on now. Well... that depends on what it is for Oh god no Luckily my mom made me start doing my laundry before I started masturbating. Or was it after... Ah man what if that's why she made me start (>^_^(> this remind me some map from quake 3 My friend and I went to Vegas for a few days several years ago. We stayed at the Stratosphere and frequently took a rail to the strip. One of the days we were walking back to our hotel and I was looking around at all the sights and I noticed a sign advertising that Danny Trejo will be doing an autograph session. "Aw thats cool" At our hotel "no way!". In 15 minutes " He got kicked? Man every time I get back on GTA (which is sadly usually once a week) there is some crazy drama and suddenly someone in crew isn't in crew no more. Weirdly, I have been asked this before. I even got sent to a foreign land across the sea when I was a young girl like his so called daughter. That doesn't really align with anything anyone offers it's like you've never had the displeasure of watching Dragon Ball GT I didn't realize the Department of Motor Vehicles was full of tops Once playing Dota caused me quite an accident. Teammate showed me a rune and I said "you can take it". After the game, my watermelon was missing. I asked my mom and sister where is it. "You said I can take it my heart sank when i saw this get uploaded. i thought it was the real deal just looking at the video length...only to see it was another teaser. just got to a wait another two weeks now...but we get our debut stage next week Yeah it's just this stupid empty gnawing feeling and I'm "hello, stomach? We've totally eaten, why aren't you registering like normal?" (")( Those eyes..... * What does it mean when someone says a Civ is OP? I read in another thread that Poland is OP and didn't quite understand Doesn't that mean, in theory, they could do what they do for the Jays. Put up episodes of Raw/Smackdown on their other channels like Sportsnet One? Shit, I didn't know I was *allowed* to kill Republicans when one is on power! Awesome How is that even remotely legal? Like. Obviously the succeeded but HOW IS IT LEGAL? I would also like to know about these languages that seem to treat their code as data itself Ahh, yes -- much like Olestra, the "miracle" substitute for -- oil in potato chips, was it...? -- whose side effects include "anal leakage" His favorite pastime is playing CHESS! That there lady has some growing up to do * you look like you are about to murder or rape him Dat New New Nu Wa I um, wut? Maybe he is... you know, strange fetishes and stuff I just looked at it... Please, forgive my ignorance. I'm fair skinned and I don't understand what "skin lightning" cream is. Does it serve any purpose other than changing the colour? I don't understand why you would want that. Dermatologists are doctors, they should prescribe things that either treat or cure medical conditions. To my knowledge, a dark skin tone is not a "medical condition". Imagine she made you a shrine with those pictures which one is right sorry I have a accaunt here just a few minutes... so I donut know how to PM Valid point, maybe he saw me and I didn't see him. Although I was assuming he meant the bus, but perhaps that's what he led me to believe... Oh wow, I never realized that's what dog feet smelled like, but that's exactly right Good luck. I really hope it has been reset because I just checked mine, I haven't PVP'd on this char in a very long time - Valor rank 57 and Total Wins: 1 I actually do have multiple characters of the same class because I don't want to change gear "Business PhD". < 1-year-old devices... running Windows Mobile 6.5? ...What the... At first when you see the video and that pic with doublelift you are like, "Damn she is fine" "She is cute!" "She is like an angel." Then when you read her tweets she becomes something else Stephen Drew to Yankees... I got a 3rd degree burn over my knuckles from the oven.It didn't hurt for a few seconds and i could smell BBQ just before i dunked my hand in ice water. now i see 4 locks Somewhere in Manhattan... So it varies from 1/4352 to 1/17408? You're using Nike Internet? Back when AWPing was genuinely still a thing (and/or closer to when it originated), 'swag' and 'yolo' were waaaaaay far off in the horizon, were they not? I seem to recall my old CS Beta 6 days as being nearly 15 years ago at this point. GOOD GOD 15 YEARS That's understandable. I would too. I would never touch the program again if it said that to me Yes, I know /r/sexwithdogs still haunts me Oh wow But he's not IKR god forbid a game that matters nothing to standings none of the teams move up or down. Man IT NEVER HAPPENS IN REAL SPORTS. No real sport takes a game off if they are locked into their spot....oh wait it does God Jesus, my eyes are so watery now. mrw It was a while ago, NiP vs Titan on Nuke. NiP were still at 0 losses. Titan starts CT and wins 14:1. I was 100% sure I was gonna see the first NiP loss live... then NiP went bananas and won 15 rounds in a row Holy Guthix, 600k? That was a godly amount way back when. What if the upcoming Korrasami is the real reason it was removed? Mine has lightened up considerably, but I am hoping it will get better still. And if you are like a lot of us here, fapping to porn or just watching porn produces more brain "fog" than just masturbating flat. Something to look out for. who in the fuck is that guy I don't play on PC yet, can you tell me what was going on there? If you say so. I wish I had a toy store like yours.... Looks like he can hold a grudge too, because it's a month later I don't use mobile, but I can tell you that is not what this is.. Well shucks, thank you. Still curious as to how you arrived here one month later... The vaults were the same? What sorcery is this?? Why would I lie about any of this? I have like over twenty baskets full Oh, and that screen-door seriously? When I saw the youtube reviews they were like, this is now feeling so much better... WHAAAAA? That's some Nazi-level shit! Well this was unexpected Are they sleeping? I've never seen so many creatures so lifeless... 2x bonus and premium Spell vamp has this mechanic already What are you on about Mannequins cost thousands of dollars? Don't touch the pointy end Hah i remember my very first game of Civ 5 ever. Montezuma asked for open borders. In my noobiness I gave it to him. Ten turns later it was like I decided to take a shower in a prison. These upvotes. WHAT? Pedro hit the ball? Dude, you need to clean your house if it's that bad... And back in Gen. 1 school kids would just tell you to move out of their way of the board..... 3M subscribers |( Would it be new system or old system? It was the first thing that caught my attention. I somehow barely even noticed her boobs where exactly would he get bonds at 1.2m? how i'm suppose to know there's a section for this? Didn't know so many people hated musicals are optical drives that valuable? How Even if Jake wasn't there, I don't know how I'd feel about sitting in Finn's lap I fired a guy threatening to come to my house in the night to rape me because he thought it was such a sexy thought. I just slammed into Beagle 2 in my L6 with 100T of Palladium I don't have one. Just got matched up against Ferrari_430 The downvotes... Wow, So that doesn't seem to awful. Thank you for sharing it really does help me not freak out reading other people's experience's with it. That second one sounds awful though. I hope I don't have to do that one I'm every bit as surprised! That's freaky. Two left hands You waited 6hours? Maybe consider that we have a normal life and sometimes sleep 7hours? Or work or have family stuff to do? How does he open the packs without dragging em or clicking on the cards But for rendering a demo it shouldn't matter at all whether playback itself is laggy or not Wait, what was him??? What? I had no loading screens in Skyrim Wow they're not in costume You don't know what to do with your hands either huh Detta är så mycket Poes lag att jag inte ens vet om jag ska reagera People use that? It's a bit out of context because 90% of the stuff here is related to the original room so everyone gets the joke. I just Alltså... Den här tråden. You HAD to sell trilogy? I call fakesies Habrá que ir reciclando portátiles de segunda mano, para hacer de punto de acceso en los círculos I am flattered. Really :|........ big kill + bb for mm This is their debut stage - a once in a life time opportunity. I was staying up for it no matter what. I'm so happy for them. Seeing them dance so happily makes me happy. Next SM Town in America is a must for me assuming they are part of the lineup So a "cabin in the woods"? Not creepy at all Currently on Savage T6 with my static, can confirm I feel like ripping my eyes out due to the level of difficulty. Why do you want to know omfg dade I'm just wondering it too Who needs class when you have that much gold 298-300 vel isn't just as fast as 250 though? Watching gay porn doesn't make you gay Can anyone explain to me why he's firing while also actively covering his scope with his hand...? Cats jump on desks all the time, particularly when they are scared and trying to get away from a syringe or rectal thermometer. Who are you? According to a reporter in Kelowna, British Columbia Doctor Who was written by Dr. Seuss. She ran a story that said so. I tweeted at her correcting her, and she told me that Doctor Who was from a story called The TARDIS in Whoville. Black guy wanting to be called the Servant 60 microns 'normal modding' o_0 'noooormal modding' mouse2 for running Holy shit good job His ult isnt a "minion" like his flag , I still dont know why they made her shield like that What shop is that?! That doesn't make me feel better What sort of hideous beast would DO that? woaah amazing stuff od oom Wait till that boss learns what species he belongs to We don't know when or where this was. It could be any of us he's responsible for. It results in imaginary babies! I went to school with someone who was pregnant for 5 months before she knew. She had periods and everything up until then. " This is the most unbelievable part of it...... That 99 smithing Yes, I figured as much, but it's weiiiird phrasing, especially for the target audience Freya kit is fine At those prices, I'll just go get a new medal from Mole Man every time. How in the fuck do people rant over TEXT messages Birmingham?!?! That's a 341 page doctoral dissertation. Holy fuck my name is Kaitlyn Volpe Thanks, Sat-AM! This is all really helpful. Maybe I will consider investing some money in a drawing tablet... I never buy games that are $60 Wait, there's room for something besides lands in a deck? You lag so much! Wait, when did we start having raccoons post on Reddit Got about 2 million zel just off the Jewel Gods and Crystals I've never even heard of the brand Catrice. Or Cargo. no one wants to imagine that haha I haven't even played this for a week... I'm sitting here all like Whoa. at a min in...is that just a random guy who happens to know an ancient hymn? I push blocking pins through a towel on the floor into my carpet and pad. Why is this course paid by the government? Man... I've had so many people tell me this but I just still have trouble accepting it. Why is she so determined to not break things off then? If she's the one that's unhappy with this arrangement, I would expect her to be the first one to reject it, but instead she actually suggested it. The grinding is real " How hot are your guys' laptops?? where is 0:34 from? What a fayot. ( Belongs more in r/WTF, the sprinkles that are supposed to be hair look more like maggots. maybe i should flush for it If everyone did this, then these actions would all but ensure that you are in the same game with this person....... You play 8-12 hours of coh2 a day remove both and lets the flint n steel each other Maybe you're still tripping Sorry 1st comment he's made in >1 year not trying to sound negative but how does 1 picture prove 2? If you read the lore, lycan has nothing to do with the night, his whole family was butchered by the king and that's why this set makes sense. Night stalker's rivalry is mostly with mirana and luna because they all think they are the moon's most favored. I really dig the lore and the story behind every hero, but this one came as a surprise since I can see absolutely no connection Damn, who is the lucky fella that gets to hit that beauty. he slept with someone else's wife? Oh shit yeah it is the bot holy shit and its an awesome one too We had a deal? Wall of text, jesus Wait... Dead Exit is Crissy Criss???? I kinda look like Norma from 1926 So many haters yea, kept the title for absurdity purposes almost 500k a secundus...what Wtf, Its not stable I'm starting to wonder. How is this Diablo inspired? What if he's like, one of those dogs that can detect cancer? And he felt bad for you...? Or like the cat that lays on old people at that one nursing home before they die? Dude....my sister's boyfriend has it too......are you me??! Thanks, always good to avoid slapping mods in the face I am scared that this is winning too. Agreed. Doable but challenging. I take back my words "it wouldn't be hard". <( I'm terrified this is a brown recluse. It disappeared after we took our eyes off of it, so now it's in the couch somewhere Yes the greatest turn based rts of its time... A boss would actually have a knife with small serrations that don't have rust on it Oh damn. I don't actually know which i'd choose. It's like " The car in front of you is like No one is safe O_o. No one The last quote in your first link is disturbing. Tyrion you sick fook. I am sure this was somehow lost in translation in our version. What a waste. If you want to dps, go as dps.. If you want to tank, go tank.. i90 accessories are trash compared to 100 or 110, and if you wanted dps, i100or-110 slaying & striking will give you more anyway... I never understood tanks that want to do dps, but stay as tank. . That is 2 different roles to fill i did your under the name lisa...or is that your cousin? I'm getting 372 dps about using the monk temple reborn guide without PB on a dummy. Any other way I get less than that. I am ilvl 94 with weapon i110. Is this good or bad? As a TSM fan... This is interesting. I also do almost everything with my left hand, but because I write with my right hand I've always just considered myself right-handed. The only things I can't do are throw a ball or write with the left. But scissors? Left handed. Tying my shoes? Left handed. Beer Pong? Left Handed. Brush my teeth? ... well you get the idea. I guess I don't even know what handed I am... i just saw this happen like 5 minutes ago, uploading at the speed of light wtf, why was the C9 vs EG post match thread removed? I agree with that. When I play LoL with 200fps in doesn't feel like its super smooth, but when I watch my friend playing on my PC it looks like my 60hz monitor turned into a 120hz monitor.. Before I downloaded AdBlock, Facebook would give me ads for fertility clinics! My phone autocorrected to that My god, I've never seen so many gold weapons My brain cannot comprehend the new layout of YogTowers Wow. that's a lot of references in one post. Warning: product may contain Lol! Although can you ever really call it the "right" time of the month? There was another thread recently where someone living in korea blew my mind with how dirt cheap visits to a derm is, although I already knew from watching EYK's videos that (according to their interns) everyone goes to the derm on like a weekly basis, and it's super affordable Doesn't say it was reverted But isn't claiming that they're gonna do it until the "bitch blows up" a different story? Or are you supposed to do that or something? D Rose is gonna be a lot to deal with this year You can't put asterisks on your tablet? Did I just get a gold coin for Peter Parker's nocturnal emissions? How Of only she were a lady I actually havent seen him do one thing on the court Wh-*what?* I was just thinking about that today, how literal every detail about Dark Souls could be tied to lore Maan that was long What will you eat ? ( Wow dat ass Off note... Don't let Dr. Manhattan spot you. I've never seen "zj" before. The first thought I had was "zipper job" I've been playing to much Plague Inc. the entire incident makes me think the human race is doomed.... This is so hard to answer because I do so many foreign events! I get to become friends with the players and so it's hard to pick just one. I like sOs because of his play styles. I got into SC:BW because of Nal_rA. I got into translating because of Stork.... I guess I have a thing for Protoss players Sex through the belly button? What the fuck is wrong with her belly button that the dick can even get inside?! Just realised how odd the mouse placement is Most commonly quotes used in training camp? I feel a little bit uncomfortable that you just guessed my general vicinity Why is this here 10 lbs of baby?! Some people actually do this. I'm a clan owner I need the PM on Tell that to the people who lose their shit whenever I say I like Grease 2 better. It's like they think I'm un-American or something! Um... yea? What's the big surprise here? Actually roses don't have much of a scent on their own... mostly just a basic plant like smell (this probably doesn't help... just sort of earthy and plant like and you can't usually smell it unless you're literally sniffing them or super close). Most florists actually spray them with a "rose scent" to "make them smell like roses should smell" That's one fucking messed up movie I turned it off after he drops that chainsaw. That whole scene... OMFG!!!!! 1800 One person did, but I feel that there are also people who will really dislike something but be more silent about it. The reason I addressed this was because I don't want those people to think I post weird shit because I think it's funny or because I'm "fucked up" or something, you know? I mean, I am considered insane by many, but for different reasons Ah so virtually no one mining. Sucks to hear. But yea it took forever for mine just to SHIP lord knows how long it'd take to smuggle into the country Amazing I do like this idea, support mains around the world unite!! Nah, man, our usernames will be in Buzzfeed, Washington Post, and Rolling Stone. I don't want that kind of attention on my post history bacchus was a hybrid?! I thought it was just freya! Someone told me the post got removed. Oh. I think your on the wrong thread if this is happening. XD Thanks. As far as commenting on this post, it was actually pretty slow compared to Phil's, I think. I could actually count how many there were at first I can't believe that's thats only 7 MO growth He was kidding Kill it with fire O.M.G. O.M.G. CSGO goes on sale for $3.50, $7.50 and all that stuff all the time.. hell I grabbed 3 copies and buy multiple copies to share with friends and family whenever it goes on sale.. way better profit margins for Valve.. also I bring more players into the game who might purchase ingame skins as I did.. (I spent more on csgo than all the recent blizzard games combined.. I own SC2 HoTS, WoW WoD pre-purchased, D3 RoS as the blood drips down just keep staring....... and tell her it is happy juice why does he say ''pu ssy'' instead of ''pussy'' is he trying to avoid bad word filter? no one has that on.. I think Are you really mad becouse she has an ultimate that has an effect? Front page Huh? Pavero Stealh Edition (Uplay) (I think its spelt paver who knows sergio might be callin adc and then 2 adc bot Like I was just asking if anyone wanted to trade, he pm'd me I denied cause he scams and he says that.. You're correct. But I really wonder who in their right mind would make it so Range(1,20) only goes to 19 This needs to be in OP's statement. I hope he does an EDIT. What da hell? Its... a... dementor... Never played that game How? Oh. My. God. I accidentally did that to someone once, and I'm only realizing it now What? They're giving out codes already?! We must be cosmic twins or something, because I've done exactly that before That tattoo on your right forearm is awesome! Someone even wanted rape in the game That is adorable What if I told you.... You won't need to be alive to see it working wat? I'm really struggling to play this game, I usually play inverted y axis, but I can't figure it out Yes! I cannot resist cardigans. My weakness 7 Consecutive 3-0's What kind of pimples are you getting that cum on your face? I wasn't thankfully. They were next to me and no one was directly in front of them. Later at the Broken Bells show, people were already there for Eminem and my boyfriend almost got puked on by the totally wasted girl behind us who barfed on her own foot and kept walking. That is Rihanna with some new makeup artists. wow those claws on a BLM Then why title the thread "one of the best series started" when the series had been played for a month. What'll happen if I need to jump the car? outplay? Wait, I must have missed something. I tried to go to his account and it's not there. What happened? Jeez, the other guy can take those punches it was a quickie \ I know, damn. you know that, before that release, just uninstalling pando media booster caused FPS issues? Well, yes. Pyroblast was nerfed, actually, and if you could cast pyroblast for 3 mana, it's certainly not pyro that made it overpowered, but the cards that reduced it's cost by 7 Well the randomaccnet username doesn't exactly give it away You can pick 5 champs in one round now?? that sea slug scene..."if you can hold it yer an adult". She really is teaching those kids a lot of things I didn't do anything weird at my ER, but I had a d&c and when I woke up from that I burst out loud ugly crying, asking where my babby was "from sexy MILD,to totally wild" did you read? ... Are you me? I basically said this exact post to a friend yesterday. How many tries did this take you. Is that like "I know he beats me and cheats on me, but deep down I know he loves me?"...hmmmm you confuse the shit out of me Why did he/she got "LOSS PREVENTED"?? Sure, that happened. HOLY FUCK I ONLY HAVE ONE OF THESE! Young has scored twice How the hell did you keep that cpu in safe temperature with that oc if it has some shit under protective cover and very badly transfer heat to cooler? Even if you did it somehow your stone is pretty good one. Not all of those can make 4,8. And btw your cooler's price is 1/3 of that cpu. Or I can press the walk toggle WTF did I miss while I was sleeping Ahhh, that explains it, cause I was like "Huh? Aspiration rewards? That is the part i looked at Yes ma'am Where is this?? Stable or Experimental?? At first I was thinking that was a guy. When you got the the fact that's a woman They eat donuts? keyboard without mouse What sub calls butts "money makers?" It looks like it narrows at the middle and widens at the end I'd like to know too - also an estimated 8 thousand days til the next reward, that seems a little high Are there goblins in modern? wow never thought of it that way That happened to me once! I looked down and a bee has his ass in my leg and I was like Damn ( That's so weird, cause I always feel like rengar is a huuuuuge threat, like first ban worthy next to kass, in solo queue. Why is it so weak in lcs? Who is this guy? Was it anything special that you killed him So i'll take it that this never made the news as i cant find anything about it How could you possibly confuse the word "defiantly" with "definitely"? Do you actually read what you write? I was initially unimpressed probably by sometimes how easy these guys make the lifts look. And then it just it hit me that he just CJ 240 kgs Aw, dammit. :( I"m so sorry! But wow, that is incredibly generous! Been running the DK2 on my brother's 780M laptop this weekend, Win 8.x. (not sure) Direct mode never worked, but if I run it in extended mode, rotate the monitor to look correct but still run the direct mode demos will actually mostly run correctly. Anything else seems to crash, pretty my, or at least it feels that way Hmm, iron ore needing limestone as a secondary? Panic superheat iron! What. The. Everloving. Fuck. Looks very nice! I'm curious, what paint did you use? Eh, Acrylic? I've never been good at drawing and I wanted to try my hand at painting. This is....blank canvas?? First set I pulled an Emeral and the second set i got a white piece of cardboard instead of one of my rares. That's almost $100 each per day. Do they ever pop up while the game is on? Jesus. This is the realest comment in this whole damn thread. Can't we upload after alpha is over i am a slut now people actually care for whats being said on twitch chat? Whoa, what? Your username is misleading. NXT champion Mammoths and the pyramids existed at the same time Ah yes so you know the struggle. I went to run an errand off of Hollywood and Las Palmas at about 3pm Each team of queens (like Top 8) could put a Pit Crew member in the finest Lil' Poundcake dragicles... Oh my goodness, it worked well suddenly i want to know his weight loss tactics Not seeing it, was it sniped already? I remember that he used to always be number one in Arena, and then last month or so, he started slipping, I guess he wasn't playing or something. He was in the high 20s. The very next day I logged in, he was number one again... Is this world even real? Mind blown I've honestly never had a fried pickle Err, I'm not going to be trading FFX-X2 nor have I even put it up for trade. Is this kind of post even allowed? Whaaaaat Blooddrop has a perfume called Epona?! Idk... I equate tractors with dirt and dirt had some give, not to take anything away, but 4 stories onto concrete... N F W BHOP rollercoaster of emotions :) :\ The scene where Rick and Morty finish their shovel work and go in for breakfast and Morty is all like Thats the first time im seeing something about turtle. Where does it say that? then thats not wearing the outfit,thats just naked That comic is fucking amazing. Can you imagine how many of those asses have pimples, boils, and STDs? That Golem Stun-Strafe combo though... Marco with a beard and fedora? Is that Notch? But what is OP is the Asian child? Will they really refill your side dish? Don't worry, I'm considered to be insane by my friends Totally read this as "Stalin Castro". How do they not know they're being brainwashed? What is that tech group that Prussia has Look at this POS Thank you for posting. The title was very misleading. The whole situation is a "he said, she said" thing. It sucks the church looks like the bad guy just because the cop convinced the lady that the law was going to help the man which they do. Not every police officer is evil. Yes a good cop will do a phony trick like a "revenue trap" but they're just trying to make their livings. Cops have quotas to meet. They're basically law prostitutes ... this is worthy of /r/conspiratard? I have an Earthbound cartridge. $150? HOLY FUCK!!!!!!! Another one of mine (slightly related to yours) was when they first explained the Espada number system. And then it showed Grimmjow as number 6. I thought, "Pfft 6? He must be weak as shit." And then him and Ichigo fought. Then I thought, "Well if 6 is that strong then what about the others? I wonder if there's similar variance in male ballsacks and what not Sounds like you need new friends I guess everyone experiments with drugs The o of women is pronounced like a short "ee"? Seriously?? Wait is it me or was this match from 7/18/14? I seriously must have ran so fast that I didn't even see him. I was literally dreading that part because of the PS3 version, but he wasn't in the usual hallway. I didn't see him at all That's good to hear! And yeah, you've really deserved it! I can't imagine how hectic it must've been for you I want to support Hi-Rez lol... why don't you? Soooo what is it? ... Hope you don't mean Port's Butcher, he's currently struggling to get a kick in the SANFL. H...how are you even alive now? I find your comment surprisingly funny. I'm beginning to see why college graduates are underemployed ._. I didnt block you. i accepted but it showed you were offline. are you sure? I think the only information we even know at this point is that it is coming out in 2015 on the Wii U Holy fuck for a moment It was a real landscape How is 6 people a raid in the first place? Woah... right as i read this,a ton of cockroaches came out from under my bed Looks like Suicune Umm.. No.. Idk where this is going Needs an Insanity Wolf macro. That shit dries FAST, I can't imagine the quantity of blood and her speed waking up that there'd need to be for this story to have happened stalker Im honestly wondering how they could get that wrong I thought Queen stopped playing after Freddie Mercury died Why that special on pve light shoulders All. The. Root. Beers. Purchased Gambit. Received a random Gambit. Alright, two things - The theme wont switch for me, just goes back to the stock windows 7. I've changed the .dll file too. Dat upvote flood. I can honestly say I am somewhat shocked. Serious question: Does it EVER get comfortable for gay guys to just get fucked hard without any lube like... immediately? "Slut shaming is good and promotes healthy nuclear families" Oh dear gawd. It's been 20 years since my last stint as a bagger, and I still remember folks like that x.x If I ever packed anything in with the eggs at all, it would be a loaf of bread on top of the eggs. It didn't help that our plastic bags were so crappy that, on occasion, a loaf of bread would be enough to make them actually *split* on its own And it goes without mentioning we need to get Mayuri and Makise from Steins;Gate back into this. The Mayuri vs Makise poll was a really hard call for me Holy crap that was my birth year Really? Most let me uncheck any box that has me recieve emails. Jesus, I have like 30 Go where? How could you lock them in? wait why didn't the domination timer count points at the end? Backup? what is that? You serious? woah same What? Seriously? How do you have 52 gems? ... Just back away slowly....lol.... Well then what's the point? damn. looks like Dr.Chiz, Woody and Kyle are going to have a blast Is there any way to turn off this ridiculously stupid mobile link We do it the best! Emphatic second set Silver 2 I also worked with him when he did this... A banlist that allows Gateway at 10 Dude. I've *played* this guy as well! He must be obsessed with putting together weird mana-ramp decks based on lands like this, because his big thing was rocking Cabal Coffers against me. It was a bumbling mess, because he cast smallpox, sacc'd a swamp, and then tried to cast something for 3 with only 2 swamps and a coffers on the field. What? Whoa... talk about turning the other cheek... Then why play an MMO in the first place? Cthulhu is a redditor? How do you know so many? Not lookin so hot for ya in game 2 Wow "new to heroin" "IV'd 20mg of some china white H" Wut? Quinn Jaxon and I am amazed that he's actually into the womyn. I remember reading the reason they thought it would be about 90 days would be from the dust and dirt covering the solar cells and somehow they are staying clean enough to operate. You've *hugged* them? Oh, thank goodness I saw this post! I went to my wishlist and realized it wasn't enabled to share my address... To be fair I have seen people have a hard time dropping fast food addiction. Although I also know someone that quit coke and can't get off cigarettes.... What was the original? So if I keep the wallet open 1 hour a day, will I get the same as 24/24? wtf happened to her John C. Reilly. This has to be the best tattoo I've ever seen, and don't normally like tattoos! Just NSA. yeah..... but. I can see some potential i really can't see the switch did u just told wat happened in the dig-lmq game? These houseguests are so convinced that Donny isn't what he says he is. Why would pc's sound quality be different if most people use headphones anyway? You never deserved those vouchers. Small bod. <3 In the past day and a half I saw you post comments on two posts on /r/nosleep, and both of them have made big impacts on the OP's post.(This one and the one about the phone call to the suicide bus company) How do you bring new light to someone else's experience like that? It's amazing. I use those tampons Tanya? Except that you just did. So apparently, I don't have a female Dream Ball Sharpedo anymore That's literally what I said in this post I call "bull" ._. c# audio book? Zeus,Wukong(This monkey solo his pantheon We went to a late showing movie on Friday, I got SUPER HANGRY and told him so; it was 1230am, nothing was open, I shut my eyes and continued to chug water and he turns to me at the next stop light and goes "Baby, whats wrong?"... Genuinely curious as well, and I look at him like I'm scared now maybe ill really win one this time wait.. what...? What I hate is when I right click to auto attack repeatedly it resets the attacking this made my brain hurt I just appreciated the gusto to say that even if it were released it would "burn out on its own". Well don't play a mode where you get a random character if you don't like randomness dang! how many did you buy So the other night i decided to call said number against your warnings,they said they'd be coming for me real soon... well last night at about 2 am ish or so,i heard a loud screeching sound.. it startled me,i went to the window and saw a bus sitting outside my house with a manly figure sitting right outside the bus door... next thing i knew he was behind me in my house but what if i have an old, deformed, shriveled up, crusty, half-innie dick I am not the only one that does this? Source??? more??? He gets a shitton of views from it and it makes for a quite entertaining video. Seems like a good enough thing to spend ones time on Yeah who cares about a few thousand lives? Uhh what shiny Beldum? Wait, is he from TSM or CLG. I'm confused People actually play battle mode? How did he get it to take pictures of it? I will say that Andrew Garfield is way too smooth and adorable to be Spiderman, but jesus christ, at least he isn't like, 30 years old! he's supposed to be a kid, I'm sorry, Tobey Macguire was a weird choice. I've been in a good amount of games with Nidalee since this bug popped up and never had it happen I had 2 "app.. data": ApplicationData (visible) e AppData (invisible) I've never caught a dirty fish II like how the comment's got negative a thousand Karma and STILL 6 people gave him reddit gold. Yup fortunately CLEs are covered by my company. When I go back to the US for business trips I always squeeze in full-day courses, but I'm curious to see what's available here, especially the Japan-specific topics. My problem is that I need state-specific courses, so over the course of 2 years I need 56 credits in total You are the /u/way_fairer of this sub arent you How did you eat that? & yet GT5 has closed it's servers .... I wonder who the barcode is that is helping Gamja wintrade wut? This is amazing One Man One Jar I know that feel - I almost lost MacDuff to a dog that followed me into his room You don't say. You're so pretty I thought onGamers were banned from reddit The particles can travel up to 6ft. Still no ides why the kids in this sub are all over this guy's cock. Worst part: at least 3 dudes near who saw it high fived him Holy shit y can u draw and sing? Someone tell me what that is. Please explain what happened Dude, what's with you? So wiki lied... I appreciate that /u/MiToRo94. Despite the losses we had a lot of fun. Its definitely better to be lighthearted while battling (although there was a bit of stress. 4 Rocket battles what are you doing!? The emote was on original comment though 10:51: ...Derrick telling Victoria that he's a business owner? You have *no idea* how hard the post-war years were This..this is the best pic ever created. Her boobs are fuckin square Am I the only 1 around here who never ever liked Chaox? And was a huge TSM fan even when he was part of it if aurins satisfy the 'furry' fetish, then what fetish do the hamster like-chua satisfy? True What the… Usually people throwing fits about haxes are inexperienced or bad players, this guy is a 27k battles bluenicum Oh my gawd. You're right. Wait a second so if NIP is 2nd best team in challenger and get trough promo turney as 2nd place they probably are picked by Gambit right? That baby went from bored to excited to 5000% done with the photographer's shit to bored to excited all over again. you mean, like the 8.1 update? why is it that the people who are saying no, it doesnt change their spending habits are getting downvoted? thats kinda odd and i almost think you might have a bug because mine does not at all look like that why the fuck are the brits eating chimps and gorilla meat? the hell. So, your house was on fire? Is this an American thing? I've never had this happen to me in the UK. I'm not sure what i'd even do or how i'd react to that How can you tell? Once I saw a picture about a pile of shit upvoted to the frontpage (1500-2500 upvotes). Yeah it made me ask this question: **who upvotes this shit?** ( For me I just get a bunch of pokemons then roll over the elite for later ** sorry about linking to Summer Glau *porn*... oh wow didnt know that ZibiStack was Meracle + 4, but still why is the percentage so close? are Sventures even good enough against them? or are betters not educated of the players of Zibi Stack > Also, the badsubhub has become incredibly kinky tonight...like a lot. Also there's a shitload of WWII slash-fiction on the interwebs I MUST SEE THE INTERACTION RAWS FOR THIS! AEGISLASHY I don't know who any of these people are, except IJustine.. "Intuitive running". That's a very sexy keyboard. And the RBG version looks amazing is your last name Mac? That made me wanna sweat and wanna throw up? Holy mother of Gaben, those details RDJ? Unless there are people around who might have seen. Then you can't really enjoy it because you have to concentrate on walking away perfectly normally to prove you can, while looking back angrily like there was something wrong with the stairs and it completely wasn't your fault, all the while blushing bright red because you somehow managed to almost trip up over thin air and know you looked a right pran while doing it... Not that this happened to me earlier or anything... but...but blood is red ....Why didn't you upgrade? You can just download the update. Maybe look up the song 'Inceste de Citroen' (Lemon Incest) she did with her dad Serge. Might give you a clue as to why she only chooses to do fucked up rolls in Von Trier movies nowadays It's 3.7k pounds, which is over $5k You! I need you for my dex! Haha I haven't gotten to all those other science classes yet! I've only taken Bio 1 and 2 so far, and I will be taking chemistry this year which I haven't taken since my sophomore year of high school.. As a teacher who benefited from this greatly last year, thanks to those who sign up to give! As a music teacher, I am especially fucked when it comes to supplies. Loving those instruments from the 50's.... Born and raised here, I'm hearing the same thing from many sources. Most Mormons I still know have had wards combined and even then, the congregations are way smaller. Somehow they think this is a sign of the last days WHAT ABOUT IT? AEGISLASHY IN AMMEEERIIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Got RES and the first one still doesn't work for me. Hell, even chofortu's link didn't work for me until I refreshed the page The quality of an argument is hardly determined by the number of sources That would be nice. I'm curious as to how much damage that actually would be. Probably a lot Sure would kill a Naruto & Hinata romance. Brother and nephew reincarnations D:.... Q-QUIET FTW Fair enough. Doesn't mean it is a good idea, also does not mean a person is perfectly fine and fully active for a week until they drop dead from no food Going through their videos has me chilled to the bones ... we need backups. Driver's wife, wtf was I thinking LEL ^ ^ xD <3 :* :3 :P :C ;_; T_T Yea, they totally still lay the rates in chargebacks. ¯\\( Someone programmed a boy to correct 'your' and 'you're' usage No idea I was in it for the plot to be honest. I had been waiting years to find out what had happened to Kerrigan. Also -- and this is a point I've made elsewhere -- What does everybody touch with their hand right after washing their hands? That's right! The faucet. The bit of chrome that's currently covered with germs (etc) from when you turned it on right after using the facilities... 39 million hmm theres no such a thing as restart service when i click it I did. She said it was the first time it happened. I hold the same opinion about orgasms as you - if you have one then you know it's that. But in this case, nothing else seems to fit the signs...except stroke wAIT WUT? I have done rats like 100 times and i have never seen the room configuration change have no idea why but pc restart fixed it Pretty much New Joey Bada$$ not getting posted what ish happening Was expecting cringe. Got unexpected arousal. If it makes you feel any better, a lady promoting a local politician came to my house yesterday and knocked on my door. When I answered, she asked if my parents were home. I'm 31 Soooo last night was a little crazy. Who kissed me: a man wearing a dress and boobies and my friend's friend from high school. Who I kissed: a guy with long curly hair, a lady and her boyfriend. ...sounds straight? Who knows where there life is going? JESUS FRIGGIN' CHRIST! It's still up! Then what was your comment about? damn you went deep haha, nice detective work. Let's see if it happens I don't remember much grinding being necessary, especially if you made sure to cap limits and whip out summons. When was I mad I think that girl has some self-image issues.... Sounds like a movie The most obscure reference van. Could you imagine a non-phan seeing this, and being like Holy crap I never made that connection before. It was Red, with silver accent and a white top if I remember correctly, and this car looks like it was once red with silver accent and a white top. (> ~~ What is really whit this Football manager game. It is like the 4th most played game on steam currently dat monitor though. What model is that? This is awesome!!!! You can use regex? Jon will always be a grump... Err... didn't you just submit one of these posts 20 minutes ago? You're still going to be playing this when AW comes out? Then what's vire.io? Rule breakers happen, but that much spam was one-of-a-kind. Lol but does he? If he could fix everything he could've changed his voice setting by now! :P And he probably coulda fixed the gauss hog in recreation. Very possible that you'd receive compliments or very possible that you literally murdered someone? Well... that sure is some logic. If it's not red it's not blue either. But she's an unkillable rave machine I'm not using them incorrectly. I have no clue what you're ranting about. I also just don't use them at all Hey, if the shoe fits... Where are your boom mines? Hm that maybe true. I think my top 3 are Dev, Caddy and....jeetzmachine normally I'd agree and I wish each season was in it's own complete form... however, each season ranges from 30+ to 80+ episodes! Craig. BUT WITHOUT A BEARD. Is the group chat bugged? It disappeared from my list LOL idk what happened to it hmm I thought I was let me reopen! God thats hot Your dad... It's not a Nickname it's my name Woah I didn't even think of that I would like to have a blue one.. Rogue pages are responsible for about 10 of them, which we thought we had resolved. One client has about ten locations, which are all named differently. They've actually managed to cause a suspension on the main pages, which doesn't help. The pages are actively plotting to suspend each other. im not exactly sure where i put that version at the moment Wow you have hairy toes The grammar and the content of this post are awful. It hurt just trying to decipher what this guy was trying to say. So what school did you go to? I was in second grade for iniki There was a fair bit of the Manga before the TV show :P I think the confusion with the rules more came from the demand to produce early video games and my supper cake is now in the bin .. Isn't that rate 2:1? oh wtf I thought I added you This is a bad thing? But... your starting price is already above market price Inverse isn't a smurf he's been playing inhouses since last season at the very least I just said this to my wife... ....that statement reminds me of the children that used to Hover over me drooling when I was in 4th grade drawing during recess We're talking about resolving war and conflict. Presumably there would have even more dead bodies without attempts at peacemaking Yeah i would never do it either. She pooped her boob. That is one fast Seal of Approval I can hear it in my nightmares....... Just checking...last person I offered it to turned out to be 14 for my nose and under eyes i use DermaBlend cover creme and i always put on lotion before. I have a ton of tiny vessels that are very visible Does anybody else find it really weird that the math teacher instigated this? Ohhh, that makes more sense. you need 75 points for gold not when watching a stream Curious why you would lump being "Home-schooled" and "Weird" into the same group How do you spend almost 2 weeks, every day playing, and only blow 2m? I knew a guy called Andy Chang irl... Are you doing your own rendition of a bipolar person? Wait I forgot... what county you lived in again? How did Lightning AP dodge all of this? that is the first album ever that made it to my hd from GW, you are beautiful Wait.....did Finn just have sex with LSP?? She was all..take it to the next level and shit...and then tried to kiss him..then black screen, then they're both sleeping. i just uploaded an abra female level 1... people keep sniping me how often does this happen to you exactly lmao, i get lucky with crates and then see people pay $300 for the same thing and i just thank based god for giving me it in the crate Garen 6,1 Well, that was a creepy twist of events Only a wheelchair or wheelchair + person i just work up I know this tourney is close is terms of competition! I added you and will be ready I've got a Kenyan friend who speaks Swahili who is currently doing her post-doc at Potch. Maybe she made it Yeah. Like, just imagine if a government were to do that! Completely agree with you 100%!! My Husband and I have already made up our minds that if I get a Hyst that we will just work towards making our lives better and more comfortable till the point we could adopt - there are enough kids that need good safe homes - I don't feel personally that I have to go through being pregnant ever as a life goal LOL. It took a long time to find a Doc who understood that My mom and I talk pretty openly about a lot of things, but I still can't imagine discussing my pubic hair with her. Uh oh. What am I?! Actually I dont think im going to be trading the phoenix, even for a verdandi. Ill be honest I got the phoenix and just threw him in my box never looking at him once, but after checking his stats when I was about to accept your trade I realized hes not only incredibly powerful, but hes actually someone ive been looking for a long time, and hes been in my freaking mailbox gathering dust this whole time I'm saying it has been #1 by a CONSIDERABLE MARGIN since 2009/2010. And yes, 2009 was 5 years ago since 9+5=14 (do I really need to be telling you this? Two Kiinakos? Oh, it's Ninja. Go Incipiens! And host wasn't playing Err.. I meant whats wrong with the pics so you are a male cougar? ... Your boyfriend...is sometimes **not** horny!? Where do you find guys like that!?! what is this cheat !!!! One time every few weeks I dont know why you were downvoted. RO was a great MMORPG! dnd nerds always think they rule this shit Nice site Belgian here. $17 for four Belgian beers, seriously? No, sorry, it's still 10:00:00 Pro obesity..? the whole price of Gems in general is over priced and who wants a top hat with no hair. You didn't remove the paste from the heatsink did you? A 13 min GG call.. 322 gaming? No reason at all for any complaints. None at all. We should be used to the fact that the US government arms countries against other countries we'd like to come into the light and see things 'our' way. You shouldnt have closed it down with that image. Google watches you You make me feel better about my addiction. Too bad my wife doesn't agree I came in here to tell him it's the Royal Air Force... Good thing he clarified or I can would look stupid...... You sure on that? 12cm seem kinda small So you hated your parents the whole two hours while you could finaly swim? wow Man t1k looks horrible (for their standard) -_- If they continue playing like that I really dont see them beating KTA for worlds 3rd spot. Honestly even t1s looks better than t1k atm. And I never thought I could say one day that Cpt Jack outclasses Piglet There are distros without a package manager? I had no idea What ? I don't get what you're saying. I was just looking for the add-on which adds a reputation bar in chat (by Fake, I meant this is not a real reputation bar, juste an imitation for ASCII) .... wth reddit ? What did I say ? It is in Korea ** In Canada cornhole means something completely different. At first, I read that as lousy Gardiner Is that some sort of spell or something? I drove past that sign this morning..... Crit flameblast totem? Oh my Aizen most likely wouldn't have been in the 5th division. If it was well known he was a science/tech guy, and if he was open about his power, he would have been promoted to the head of the 12th division over Kisuke. Kisuke probably would have been his vice captain, and Hyiori would have been moved to another squad (probably the 5th). So potentially Aizen, Urahara and Mayuri would have all been in the 12th squad Is there a place where we can buy that mask? I buy books to read them, not to 'collect', isn't that the point? But...but you guys have FREEDOM to VOTE. We don't get that in PRC, and western media claim vote is everything! I'd be more concerned of where the other half went. Hopefully not someone's face except that one wedding in Yemen What are you implying.. ? So I just started playing League of Legends yesterday and I think I'm being sucked in I don't know if they're less common in Canada, or Montreal, at least, either way, I'm glad I don't have puppy-sized bugs in my house Thanks everyone for all the input. I went with /u/SuperSnoops's suggestion and got the Lenovo g505s. At the time the price was $460 USD, but if you take a look at the link now it jumped price by $340! Mute the video? You have a SSL Duality at your school omg its 100 gems? Holy shit... About a gallon of water an hour. 1681 books Drones Pretty soon people will be able to. On their ipad. What UI is that? Woah, 5$ for a t-shirt and then 60$ for international shipping [ So we're birgading our own sub now? My mom fillled the baggies up with coffee and threw em in the freezer... to make iced coffee icees??. I'm from Bilbao and I've never seen bagged milk/water/whatever Thanks. Dunno if it's going to fit though. Yeah no kidding - I really want one now - 10/10 would But it's already funded... Just a dude apparently. He said he was planning on telling me once we got to knowing each other I think you just described me Civil servitude? I did the same thing and my response was just It has.....such empty souless eyes.... SHOOT. I copy pastaed the wrong link.... Jesus fuck, that's about the calories I eat in a day, and I weigh 300 lbs. I went back to DS1 briefly, and noticed that I really, really miss the old rapier parry animation That moment when you see a name you recognize from LHH on reddit. Yeah, I see this cherokee (more specifically, the trailhawk) as comfortable crossover that will feel good on the road and go off-road where other crossovers can't, however, it's no Wrangler and wouldn't make it where the Wrangler would. A big step up from from the Patriot and Compass, but a step down from the Wrangler. I'm very happy with it :) ...but I still want that Rubicon I didn't know that there are so many linguists on /r/cyprus workin on this fix, it's not an easy one Sounds creepy Sean Banan?! At that rate just build a small ATX box. I've not started any Christmas presents yet, I've been too busy working on a blanket for my dads birthday and a big amigurumi minion for my cousins birthday, both of which are in a couple of weeks :P but I'll be cracking on with Christmas presents when they're done because I left it so late last year and the amigurumi bugs bunny that was supposed to be a Christmas present for my dad wasnt finished until march this year Hah yea they are But I don't have a microphone We can handle metric ton blocks of metal moving at 60+ MPH, but we can't handle balls of metal cause they fit in our mouths? Morgana surprised me the most. holy shit. I use baking soda to treat mine, and as it turns out one of the main ingredients in alka seltzer is sodium bicarbonate And I just missed another one. Minutes, man...mere minutes. political affairs with that username? I would love to see what Barr could do on special teams. Imagine having both Barr and Griffen as your gunners It's like an insta-pick Pudge C~--( Wow, what potato is that running on? The graphics and faces look completely different to the game I experienced. My mom always taught us that it should be a man and woman in a relationship. I grew up and believe it should be so... my mom ended up leaving my dad for a woman... what.... favor payout too low? I watched her do this in her Kylie tutorial and I was all The first time I saw that I was like: ' And I used to dip like 2 cans a week back when I dipped. $980 in 5 months is an insane amount Yeah.. the 3rd paragraph needs a grammar fix-up. Confused me I saw that same thing earlier, but it had a different name Zilean clock! I find it funny that we even have plastic bottles here Wow people seriously have issues with this post for no good reason ^(I can never escape you 95125 - Willow Glen is full of white people? Although this particular toucans beak makes it looks like it's pecked something to death . . . now I feel uncomfortable how long does it take you to make that I haven't seen any of these videos. is, is that silly string I'm sure they will. Just as soon as we get replays Unless this was one of the accounts he was using to manipulate votes... Attach, Miyagi and Zooma improve on LAN.....wait what? This is very trippy You have 93 vaping subs? Holy crap, that's a lot of snipings why 2 ama's in one day? They all got boobs. What the hell is a "generic" voice? Okay, so back in 1987, in the fall, we were still being sent out to do "street shakubuku" - accosting strangers like Jehovah's Witnesses do. Yeah - the SGI has always had an odd system for choosing what groups to copy 98 games now, I'm so close Don't believe raggedy old ladies sleeping was covered in the policy manual. Haha, you planning to go all 3 venues? Them sawblades That guy startled me as well how can i not? Seems like Moonguard Goldshire... That's like... pepper spray. Every bear spray I've ever had has a minimum range of 30-50 feet. Wh...where do I meet her? * It looks like gaming graphics yea we base rushed i just don't get it.... Where joo find such awesome dealz on 1440? *Wings.... Together, we are seriously high Wait what... does Spiral Knights no longer run on a 'number of missions per day' system? ....Sweet Jesus. Evolution at work. * Haha thank you T_T When I told my Japanese friend I can't bike she was like Your Renders Are Sick !! HES WATCHING U We have the same head phones. :D I use Netbeans to code wen not in Visual Studio though Looks like hes ready to lay down some shrooms WoW. This is impressive, but HOW? You have a cow? Ha!.... funny. It's funny its like MMA is trying to fake drama like WWE fakes fighting Neither did I YES! I've never heard it personally, but I know that screaming rabbits can sound like a shrieking baby... I have an FX 8350 and a 660 and I can't run DayZ at a steady 60fps Is it shit? Looks like a tampon to me Never came that much before I stump shoot in the Rocky Mountains, and their name is well earned. I buy shafts by the hundred every other year or so. All of my yes fucking bullshit "fought for our right...." So much good art in this album Wow! That would be so nice of you to do Park huh? .. So that's what they're calling it these days that doesnt sound very appealing how does one get to this kidn of inventory? is that Steve Buscemi? Already am one. My team is now likr. Corporate I think I'd rather use a new sock. Are you fucking kidding me?! > Already am one. My team is now likr. Corporate :o you actually had a chance to get that deoxys DanDy is the best jungler in the world again Hi, I totally recommend the M8, I also had the same problem before bought my M8, (S5,Z2,G3 or M8) As he wakes up, stretches, and pushes the left rudder pedal to the floor while catching the yoke with his legs sending the plane into a climbing spin... Hi, I totally recommend the M8, I also had the same problem before bought my M8, (S5,Z2,G3 or M8) For a second I thought you were seriously yelling at me Oh my god, that's a real thing? How did you survive an hour without flair i already saw this multiple times in a few videos Whew, I was worried my wealthy privileged lifestyle would be interfered with by the data caps but as long as I'm rich I should be able to afford these fees... Who uses the Xbox 360's music player? can you post the video? really great story, op. if you can't post it's understandable in your creepyass circumstances Is it me or is the RAM missing in that second pic? I thought PS+ is still a BETA service Can you tell me how did you put it in workshop/preview? I created emoticon too but i dont know what to write in frame rate (or something like that, it is set in miliseconds) because when i press preview dota 2 crashes you have to put a rainbow on your gamer pic to out yourself? Ugh its for the best. She obviously had no regard to your feelings or just you in general. Good for you! Now you can have room for ACTIVITIES!! Oh wait... you have always had room.. That is what i know. Maybe what /u/ My parents just up and gave me a laptop that had turned to molasses, Norton had done the same thing, fixed in a few minutes. They had already bought a new laptop by the time I told them Breitbart? seriously? How come consoles don't get the same tax then drilled the rust out of your eye? What if... girls secretly liked watching guys fap? "Still harshly punished" they're hardly punished at all currently UPDATE: I tried to pick it up with my hands wrapped in sandwich baggies, and its really hard and stuck to the wall, with a bit of plastic stuck inside it UPDATE: I tried to pick it up with my hands wrapped in sandwich baggies, and its really hard and stuck to the wall, with a bit of plastic stuck inside it The guy is 42 and has a granddaughter old enough to change his ringtone??? Jesus Christ, he looks like Colton Haynes... How the f... you managed to make it so strong? That would be cool. Also funny thing is think about how much money E:D or AC are making and tell me it would not be worth someone's time to make something like this support the rift right now? You didn't know it was fun?? I lost you when you said a prius looks slick. How that happened? 5 dungeon runs... easily 100g a day?! I dont know if your gut is worth 60+ Keys Umm, but what were they doing in there ye i just saw it, he actually has M9 fade no idea what the hell is that That is the most adorable thing I have seen today. What happens to the child molesters who talk in movie theaters? You'd still need to light it each time and then take out the slide to clear though? Wow, what happened after? Doesn't seem all that healthy what so ever Technically I guess I would be stuck in the world of Cards Against Humanity...idk how that would work out wow what does ld have to do with this ? Yeah, I tried the Hufflepuff meetup, but it wasn't very (A) interesting, or (B) interactive. Yea, I suppose I am fine with getting 60 Heracrosses What are we supposed to be looking at? My husband does this in his sleep We must go deeper. Game of Thrones theme song Thank you for taking my comments the way they were intended and not getting defensive! Yay! I was a little worried as I posted... Boo, no 33x32. Guess I have to cut to a 31 waist This art is amazing! That sword looks so pretty and clean. >Edit 4: Being downvoted for THIS comment? Haha, don't worry! I wasn't disturbed, just quite surprised to see something like that on reddit I was scanning the chat and mission log before looking at the 'big' picture How does a 70 year old women just walk off after having a chair thrown at her? Not even joking, I'm watching the Christmas episode coincidentally How the fuck did you find that video? takovej nezvyk vidět na redditu češtinu I go to WPI. Who r u? Heck, I only discovered this place fairly recently, really enjoy going through the archive and see all the things I missed out until now.... and now apparently I have a three week's notice to plow through the backlog 126 games in 3 days I would not call her my bro tho zzzzz jeeb jeeb jeeb Who runs Nintendo Norway if not Nintendo... Apple devices are *awesome* O_O_O_ Meeee too. I like the new DLC council mission chains but they don't seem to fit that well with Long War. I almost always have to skip them in favor of a terror mission or abduction because at the time my A or B roster will be fatigued (partly because the missions are coded to appear earlier in the game, I think). I also had a situation where it was an abduction, shot down UFO, Exalt and a council mission. I ignored the UFO and did Exalt and the abduction. A terror mission popped a few days later too What? Why is that "Ew"? I washed it. Oh my... 23, 29, and 37 honestly looks like it's going backwards because he physically looks like he's getting younger.. man i would easily pay 3250 for that depending on the spell effects Currently diamond on na and I had no idea this happens I was SO close to buying a Vape or Die shirt - showed my wife, who asked 'what's that on the skull's head?! Is that a ..? Wait is that Dlift........or an actual girl? pls nooo not my sweet sweet karma!! Damn and Poloniex is ***STILL*** 2000 confirmations. join the dark side shit how did u get that Oh my god that poor dog To be fair, everyone seems to be fairly talented. That early tussling did not result in a single touch anywhere! I also signed up - Martin T ingame. Setting up the test server as I write this (35 mins left to deadline REALLY That is a ridiculously good-looking family. My God. Plot twist! The text came from inside your home, and had nothing to do with the brownie!! How stupid did the organiser have to be, to fail to warn people about not doing exactly what this guy did? Don't take this as sarcasm, but ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))) nice meymey he has like I looked in my inbox and thought we were in /r/minecraft for a second HIS EYEBALLS TURN INTO THOSE? Yup! There's a few all across the country. I think one of the largest ones is in Osaka, at Osaka City Station on the JR Line. It's built right into the Daimaru Department Store, AND THEY PLAY THE POKEMON CENTER MUSIC THE WHOLE TIME ON A LOOP. no more fungal lord caps from level up chests I feel like that'd hurt for him I believe! Not first hand though I've been eying these too, but the Yen to Dollar price is about $100 bucks. It's as if he's watching me The fact that college freshman were born in like 1996. Did not expect these to exist yet. From the thumbnail I thought you were Ryan from S9 Voices Rioting for Voices. Meta... Woah! I want Superman but not bad enough to spend $600. ...and the silver tooth fillings to make...cutlery? Ahh yes, the husband check. The first time I used my tarte rainforest palette I asked mine what he thought because I tried a heavy contour. He said he loved it, that it was a much more natural look. I gave him a I used to be an Islamophobic moron before I read the book *A History Of God* by the brilliant religion scholar Karen Armstrong. The section on Islam in the book completely blew my mind and destroyed all the ignorant stereotypes I had of it. Hell, some of the more intellectual theological traditions of Islam sound amazingly similar to Western Enlightenment-Era Deism! Blinkered? wow that exists Sorry everybody - it's really just me going through an obsessive patch Thank you so much!! there are many things to focus on. dont focus too much on atmas. just enjoy the game and you will collect all 12. expecting all atmas in just a few fates will not reward you with joy. it defeats the thrill. i grinded it for almost a month. of course with some whining and anger. but after that yey! 13500 mmyths to go Electric gets more out of the left, hand pump gets more from the right. I wasn't gonna ask to join his faction though Can you guess the Bonus one Woah BTW I want to say that this scotch tape is made from something beyond adhesive. I've never seen scotch tape hold something for more than roughly 44 hours. This scotch tape has been through 5 different moves, a storage locker, and 17 years of stickiness. And it's still very much on there. My mother also has this. Weeeeird What's with the inventory? ... Woah, is that really you? She's wearing ears? Well.... i got nothing..... atleast i learned something new today, Asari is not female... another reason not to trust them Dude, take it easy. It's not like she's your girlfriend. No need for that kind of detail... Did they base American Horror Story season one off of your house or something? [ I totally went ( He's a child rapist. Am I the only one who reads "voidbender" and visualize Lord Marshall from Chronicles of Riddick and the stuff he does? All new updated spell effects with new sounds? Is this a rare thing to have happen, in all seriousness? I thought everyone was like that I figured as much! Can always just call and invite a guy over if the mom needs help with the babies anyway. Although how awkward would it be to walk in a room full of babies.. most which aren't yours.. Thanks! But I think I might have reached too far down the rabbit's hole already The Demon of Song's grab, too. I've seen it happen to a Sunbro, 'twas not a pretty sight Timmy and Cartman? Dragon Ball Z na lng kaya iadapt nila? Dear God, I hope that's not what my dad thinks. Wow! That shower looks huge! Not six... EIGHT Iwatobi breads (totaling 3840 yen... $37.50 USD Yeah because I want to be distracted by texts while I am running East Africa favourite beer is non-alcoholic In my experience it's never ones you're looking for that get you. It's the ones you've never seen coming. The unknown unknowns are the real dangers. ~( Eh, I don't have any problems with RPing in open-world... fuck dude When I was trying to learn japanese 4 years ago , the letters we're like wtf is this , how does this box represent 2 letters I had one lot where the previous owner had put this... Sparkly glue/putty on a bunch of their bricks WTF. Was this in Fittie? Alright, so this may or may not be a stupid question but how would I know if the eggs are 5iv or not? Ah right, I see. I did not know that was a thing that happened What The F... I wonder if these guys draw on the large group cultic thingie. that USA though For the privilege of a secure, trustworthy transfer of Bitcoins, they charge 10% in fees. Finland that's what you get for making Germany take all the blame for not fully bailing out Greece..... nobody remembers your part so I guess help will come omg you're dean I am able to do a 180 on a fast swipe on my quite small Logitech 240 mousepad already on 800 and 1. Maybe cuz I got rawinput off and I play on 4:3 *looks at friend list* He appologised? How I still don't see it. *[posting from beach chair]* FishPlaysPokemon...? Muted Archives...? I feel like one of those guys who came back from watching during Red and asking "What did I miss?" Right under it: 38 twitchplayspokewon no 24 ,92% sure. That's VERY different than the rumors I heard Quadruple So time has been stopped for decades now? In a can? I can't imagine that going very well... Expired end of August, so it was probably 3 months old, it was the newest one they had at brewing world. They had some that expired in May My tiny little mind can't work out what the crafting recipe for those should be since they're made out of sticks I'm the same way Your 'vacation' created my country. I will never be able to look at an otter the same way again. Thanks. Actually, yeah - but how did you know? Holy shit, I bet he is even wearing a t-shirt under that shirt. What are they MADE of? I was like there's no damn way its sele..... how is LMQ not a top team That's the best KOTH submission I've ever seen I heard a story the other day about some agency that used an image from the Challenger disaster in an ad; evidently it was generated by someone who was born after the accident and evidently *just didn't know* what it was. Why you pay with USD then? Because scaling the servers of a popular platform never happened, right? ( 13 rings though? Private screening? 40 min This weird satisfaction again ... What do you mean? Being on reddit... yeah. I've seen the really perverted side of the Bronie fandom and I'd agree with you that there are some creepers out there... plus the beat down one, he ran out of view of the cam behind that fence and the camera man didnt follow Where the hell do I download this? I can't seem to find it anywhere This subreddit is 90% lol players and 10% dota 2 players advertising for valve. Why do they even bother? Great now I can't unsee it A glove for a company football game? I'm entering the giveaway. Almost like his eyes were taken out and his eyelids are just kinda flopping around Wow, she is so pretty Standard. Damn now I gotta look around the house, I have a ton of cell phone ones, whats the wattage and volts need to be exactly? Thanks a lot btw, I had literally 0 clue, even on multiple websites it says PC is fine CeraVe in the tub is part of the facial skincare routine that has fiiiiiinally gotten rid of the majority of my acne, so I'm kind of terrified to switch to something else I laughed much harder at that than I probably should have You shouldn't make assumptions he was talking about sex Why do Canadians have equipment to protect the border in the first place? Nice! You should definetly check out F46's base. He's solo as well and his base is better than some of the power factions ...wait, you're supposed to eat the calories back? Uhm, I'm taking in a total of 1500 a day while exercising an hour each day + my usual 13km walking at work. I can eat more than 1500? Ah. Questa mi mancava... Dove? I never deleted any posts Cool, I use bittrex all the time and didnt even know it had a trollbox Athena is russian? it only cost 22m from 88-99 smithing doing addy plates back in 2012??? what Maybe that ship can fly Holy shit. This is a whole new level of trust issues 10 minutes is a bit strict. Linux installfests? Does that seriously occur in real life??? Most cups hold more than even a super tampon, but your personal experience is worth more than "supposed to"s. Even my heavy days I can still go 4-5 hours without worry. I get paranoid sometimes too, but I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I've had a catastrophic failure, and it was always due to my not putting it in correctly. I'm more curious how you handle changing a tampon in the men's room Source??? I would be all over that. Im building a troll decked in priest t8 shadowform for DragonCon at the end of the month. This is what I hate about the FIFA community. Everyone cares more about being a nobhead than actually playing the game! That..is actually perfect for what I am looking to do! Very young waitresses... uhh wha? this is really beautiful ( Is anyone gonna say anything about the Got it today. I was thinking "Dude, we talked about this, I debated you, why are you messaging me again" Yeah, because talking to someone should end with violence. At first I was like "Oh, cool" Then the second shot came, and i was like Yes, that is a nice looking neck but I don't see any problems with it! Wow, I've never seen anything like this before, so awesome! Thank you so much, very cool! Thx Chris that's pretty much what I figured. Or maybe you just look really tasty Hang on a second.... you didn't even use Worldedit for this? Yeah sure. I actually don't have any eggs so whenever you're ready! I'm in the middle of a giveaway w/a ton of people coming after me "Mister" isn't even a slur. It's a play on words. Talk about professional victims. Hell, we even call ourselves AMRistas. Dude where ? I checked and I'm right about Dark Beast messing with the powers of Cyclops, Colossus, Magneto, Emma and Magick. Not sure if any of them got cured/fixed Dude no shit. Like my soul is sad now Oh geez. You said you were from Wisconsin, and ended up in the West Indies... and now you said Grenada, WI and I just went .... " Not totally sure but I think montages are like saved anims made in the engine and a blend state is like for shooting to the right while running backwards, it just blends anims together. Like I said, I think that's the differnece not sure This is one of the safest builds I've ever come up with I've had a lot more ^^^^I ^^^^love ^^^^you morty was secretly humpty dumpty the giant black dude apache has you on the brazil roster Here I was thinking that with all that space you'd make a kind of pizza lasagna. I mean you have all that volume of space to fill! Dough, sauce, cheese, meat, MORE dough, MORE sauce, MORE cheese, MORE meat, repeat, repeat! Prius_! I'll miss you :3 Our small faction that one map was the bomb! In certain Asian countries being high will get you put away... I'm entering i thought beacons dont light up if there's water blocking their view of the sky Wow, that crowd is so uninteractive! You went that far in my comments Jesus dude, I've downvoted you 16 times. What did you do to me? Your skin is amazing They know. What it your snapchat name Your making it worse : How can an opinion be incorrect? Then you went on to say both are valid. thanks, didn't see them!~ time for a new monitor, or glasses Dasani is owned by the coca cola company Wow is it just me or is the ending sequence exactly like The Amazing Spiderman Jesus, what happened, people downvoted you here? So many Zergs For my family? Paid incremental game? ...super creepy... Only get them if you badly need a specific element monster, i for one am saving for a fire scroll as i BADLY need more Fire Attackers, my only good fire attacker i've gotten is a Fire Fairy, and im level 26 You finish puberty? Hey thanks man, I totally wouldn't have noticed lol. 3 years, can't believe it This is a price speculation thread that tracks the price per day and tries to analyze the reasons why something happened. How is that Childish Are u betting on awake sir? That's alot of money in there SAGGY MILK DUDS. SAGGY MILK *DUDS*! Got halfway through reading, looked at the username and was like "DAMN, its Cosmo Well, I know you're just looking for confirmation of your purchase so.... hell yeah, what a great deal! You're gonna love the pax!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Like 2h abilities and 1h abilities? Is that really the only difference What the hell is "pranic nourishment"? didn't you sell these just a month ago? same screeny and all that WOW Oh, I'm gonna get a betta. Haha. I don't plan to go to any shows though. I do want to go to the next orchid show though. My niece loved him and named her beagle after him. Yeah, that track will definitely get ya wired. You sir may be a part of history in the making. Two crimes. Blue gel toothpaste (ick) and the disgusting mess hoh... well I'll keep the trend going. Wow you got better How much smithing and summoning xp is that what is going on How the hell did you figure this out? Gives me a 404 Error. How is it exactly transmitted? They only say "close contact with fluids" We HAD a plan it just didn't work out. Is it even allowed to post torrent links in this subreddit? it's not even remotely funny Dat body language Who... would ever assume that? Black tracker installed from a black helicopter! You mean X as in expresso? $14k is considered affordable? wait so nana did an fthrow and popo did a waveland regrab? I didn't know fthrow went that far Did you had one? How many chests have you opened? Why, are you in a hurry? I've always had a story/fantasy in my head of a lone captain in a stolen starship. He can't run it all by himself, so the entire thing is manned by a holographic crew. The AI constructs run the ship, carrying out his orders, performing repairs, etc. But it's just one guy controlling the whole thing. On the run. and since there is decomposed humans in the dirt (probably) are we cannibals for eating the plants that ate the corpses? good god Ok you can stay, but I'm keeping my eye on you Slimewave.com takes me to a Disney Online International site I love how your tag looks like this Who runs? What does bleed even do, though is the guy yelling at Michaels the same guy being kicked in OPs gif? Or maybe try a jigsaw inception Yeah, definitely check support, 5,500 doesn't sound right a all I quit taking them after a few such episodes. I didn't like being out of control like that. Especially didn't like things like finding a shoe in the freezer and the milk in the cupboard. iOS is getting widgets? by the way will, looking at the tracking info from my order (that's hopefully getting here today .. as estimated..im excited!!) it seems that there is also a 100$ insurance - why so high? So now that we have a "Hello Wayland" tutorial, does this mean that Canonical and Mir have lost? He's cute! And eating an entire bag of candy, bag included? Never seen you out of /r/soccer before 1000 second cooldown on flash at level 18 so what are you??? yesss! frost themed warrior Good luck. Hope everything goes according to plan. You do have a plan......right? ( Haha I had a 3.5 brownie and was gone. Can't even imagine 15 Anarchist? Oh god now I know exactly where you're talking about Oh lord, I hope the D isn't sharp. I woke up on Christmas morning once and my knuckles were bleeding I think there is literally no law (at least in most states) against this sort of thing. Even in Philippines (which is known for places which serve dog meat) there is a almost all-encompassing law against abusing and killing animals (of course chickens, pigs and cows are exempt What?! That's a thing I was actually expecting it to have a swimming pool and him missing it. There was nothing but the ground There was a rumor floating around years ago that she was formerly male. ... This big... without cheats? Forty five days after two years of playing, and no going afk while still logged in. That font .......... If it's the strongest promised that can be received then how can it only be almost as good as a pinky swear? You could contact the police with an abandoned vehicle report. They should be able to somehow get in contact with the rider. But if they end up repossessing it, he may not feel like selling it to you sounds too good to be true DO YOU EVEN USE RES? What if the captain were a woman Awww man! yeah think this is the last one I could have made before I live the city I am glad I checked before I headed out If it's stuck in the chrono? I don't think so, although I'm not sure what happens if void runs over and makes contact with it, that would be an interesting experiment LA CE CACAT M-AM UITAT? OMFG you're right! I didn't know this either. And it's in the same universe as Tribes?! I remember watching this and I didn't even realise what happened till now ** Holy... how many games was that Windows CE? Age is weird. I'm 29. Last year I was in trade school and I hit it off with this girl who was 18. We had a lot in common, got along great, and had a lot of chemistry. She electrified my senses. But I could never go through with it and ask her out because I kept thinking "When I was 10 she might not have been born yet I thought he was being sarcastic. Warlocks were tanks ...For all your ointmental and ornamental needs? How do you Big Punch yourself? What's he doing with his lips? ULLLL, this shit is open beta now? Your description really confuses Holy fuck. Yeaaaahhh. I would have to agree with this as well. 3-4 changes is pretty typical in the GD world. One time I had about 17 revisions for this one project Honestly, I would try both just in case. I think at one point my time traveling got screwed up to where people were wanting to move when I went 2 days ahead. Avocados are so expensive though Thanks for this! I tried editing my OP but apparently it's 3k characters over the limit Woah, why is it Level 111? Thanks for the feedback man! It's really appreciated. I'm glad you like it. Here's to hoping I don't need a new reddit username! I was actually not aware that EVO even used Flatscreens at all. How do you not know who she is by now? Which means everyone else who's ever been to showerthoughts has read this before? So you can just have them mail it to a friend then have the friend deposit then return the money?! Wow...so easy. So wait... you poop in the pool??? Beautiful? It's a hideous low res blur. Wow, I thought I was the only one. I gotta go to the restroom.... Not doing anything.... involving my hands. She is so ugly, it's crazy. I really do not understand, at all, why anyone thinks she's attractive. Bitch be like hahahahaha...I'm sure he was just joking. Kinda disappointed due to the fact that you are a standup comic........ Sooo.... Warrior has 6 seconds of unblockable attacks or 6 seconds to deliver 5 attacks? Because hundred blades is 8x attack does this mean they can do whole stack as unblockable? Or a stack and a half (3.5 sec per 100 blades) That o soto is absurd. (' Okay the song ain't availalbe in Finland I only used it in a quote Breast...reduction?? ( Where's his *other* hand? steal bios much You like to hear about a woman fighting for her childs life, kill four people, then her and the child die? I have the exact same couch and end table in my living room. WTF Mom! Stop buying Aunt Em's brand, my weiner is chaffing! I'm not only one who sees a dick, right? I will be eating and look down and my baby is covered in crumbs. ... I wonder if you can attack each other while racing? they might not have mommies lol Jesus what happened that play That is incredible. Why isn't 111 pronounced Onety-Onety-One? Oh God....... That wet fur level though Please share.. those are my favorite I really don't understand why someone would be "horrified". I thought it was the end of Round 2? Didn't they say she blocked the bullet with her finger? I heard that somewhere. what implied homosexuality? I thought I was the only one. It's even worse when it's inside, and it touches the water All those things that got a 10... when purple as a 6th color only is a 9... There is a subreddit for everything, porn edition Da...... fuck? What is sissy hypno? 2 fetishes combined? HOLY SH*T. I really DID beat you to it. I don't watch reactions because why do I give a shit how people are reacting? I'm pregnant, and have been eyeing this post aaaaaaaaall day You...took pictures of them in bed? Wait, does that mean you dry-shaved your armpits until then? Erm, Gears of war 4 was just recently announced so I highly doubt there'd be a fifth installment. *if there is we'll have to wait and see* although I like the idea of a GoW collection **Which FYI it was suggested on the Xbox Suggest website**. I'd love to see what GoW1 looks like remastered (It was a pretty great looking game for back in 2009) but damn imagine 2015 graphics didn't i already get you In vino veritas To5 Wow Syria and Egypt are the lowest Delphine? You mean Elphaba? What the fuck I think everyone does that... or bonebend Are there a lot of people in Toronto? Kind of glad this isn't Zetsu running this contest Crazy right Zetsu kills the losers of his popullarity contest haha yea most of my friends look at me like I get that many in a month from one of the projects I'm on Wait, that *WASN'T* a parody post?! THOSE ARE THE *ACTUAL* T.O.S.?! Thanks, it could very well be just that. Yeah, I was baffled. Like I said, I've know him for over two years now and this is the first time I've ever heard him talk about her I wonder if that really works What the hell is the 'white male' card? "Finished," she said. i had no idea you could save That's the 1st time I see that an origami artist envisioned a crease pattern instead of a model Space level... The stars ( Because I like sex Or he's just playing with his food Woa, Impact played Alistar top why didn't you just use google instead of making a reddit post and waiting for a response? Really!?!...I...How...86 times? But it's not even thirteen minutes long! I dont understand people who get married just because a kid is on the way; the parents happiness and care is more important for a child than their marital status, surely? I couldnt marry a guy unless I knew he loved me It'll be like the reunification of East and West Germany! That 3rd Arc twist. I find it hard to believe there are people who haven't tried sushi Depends on how well you know her. I have girl friends asking me out for dinner often, though nothing happens. Reading all the posts about she wants you I started thinking that I might be friendzoning them Good question, I don't want to arm myself up to the teeth and not be able to go anywhere. Exchange volume is barely 25btc per 10 minutes right now if you exclude the chinese exchanges so does that mean all the volume is just miners selling Yikes. Whuuutttt. Okay this is not adding up. Just checked it again and it still says all 6 stats can't be beat. Makes me wonder if there's some 4dimensional giant out there somewhere that blew a funny smoke ring and that became our universe It was? Wait, stores actually will make the prices "the same" and just ignore the exchange rate? I remembered how happy I was pulling Michele for the first time when she was just realized, man, she was really easy to get that my friend kept getting her non-stop. >Exchange volume is barely 25btc per 10 minutes right now if you exclude the chinese exchanges so does that mean all the volume is just miners selling That makes me wonder if I really am still running the r1 wallet.. I now have some imagery of her sticking on mannequin like arms unto her stubs to try and waterbend Where is the Taunt on Teemo? ...and dane cook on the camera Tbh this was the first time I've had my blood tested in about 5 years. How could he have run WITH the mic if the mic is on a line? So it also resets Battle Focus and Frenzy? It's almost as if he were imprisoned and being forced to lick them yeah ... poor Hitler ... he was so effective ... wait what Yup. Duncan did dominate when he played though, averaged 26/11/5.5 with 5.8 blocks a game that series TAG FOR LATER I dont understand, wich one is the old ones? Wow that's quite the story Is that a granddaughter or a regular daughter? An even battle....on their opinion U wot? Lol I found this when it got uploaded 10 minutes ago... it was uploaded at exactly 1:00 p.m. for me Yup 2008. Good times propongo que le metan en un psiquiatrico, esta paranoico...que tonterias! ¿esta loco? Holy shit it works! What? Where do I buy these I have to listen to hiphop, or metal. Oh dear. Wow, incredible! I had no idea that JanusVR was so capable Lol.. as did I.. and 20 diamond blocks for a stack of gp About to take over as far as population is concerned: UK - 64 Million France - 66 Million <-- who are you Have you not done the quest where you actually kill him Solaris, both the Russian and USA version. Though not numerically that long, they nonetheless feel extraordinarily long I don't poke holes in the tape and I haven't run in to any issues. I'm honestly not even sure what the issues caused by not poking holes are thats what I said isnt it Amazing alright, there is nothing left. You can, but I can't seem to find your Zigzagoon Maybe...she is. Damn, this is one ugly app THE MODS ARE FASCIST!! wait.... Or when you've got a lot of TV 'saved up' It took me 3 seasons of True Blood and 4 whole seasons of The Good Wife to finish it Well at least it wasn't concrete. Er... Medicham doesn't have saggy tits and four arms. Wearing headphones and my ears exploded at 11:38 What??? Are you gonna eat it Um, wow. Looks like it... 3) I have a i5-3570 (Oced to 4.4) and a 290. I run this game on extreme with no issues @ 60FPS (Massive tip, turn down the shadows.. helped me to no end.. they seem to be done by the CPU or something Sounds a bit like a day in my kindergarten a few years back My pastor told this joke in a sermon. I feel weird if I'm playing with a shirt whilst sitting at home for real? I never have (at least that I can remember Oh, wow. And those offers are still going on? Sweet! Real talk: are picks a Schuab curse or just a Houston curse now Or maybe he met the only honest ones, and the ones made of 'pure love' are the biggest jokers Zarqawi, the guy who murdered Nick Berg, THAT Zarqawi? I'm far from a good player on PC. I'm pretty terrible actually. But I managed to sneak up on the AA and that got me kicked "You totally deserve to pump dope through your veins while you sit. in. the fancy. penthouses!" ... All those seem awesome There are so many ways to spell her name wow. Kaytlinn Food "calories" have been given in kilojoules on the packet here for so long that when people speak in Calories I have to mentally multiply by 4. So I wonder... if electricity bills also switched to kilojoules, would people be all Wow nice finds. Two pokemon blues Sure I can upvote that... Is it bad that I read boobies instead of cooties? That interface WC4 will be created on Dota 2. The loop Maybe they intend to have some kind of patron system Is it really a cult of poop? i'll have you know I have a lot of floor boards Lol.... Finally got your SV checked? I could muster up almost all of that except for the super monkey and with a 1/1 village, I went with a 3/2 ice monkey, how were able to afford a 3/2 super? WOWZA wow that's so legit They were What...what's wrong with Big Bird? Imagine playing this on amp... would never put the US on that list I think of this nearly every day Does it really do more DPS than a Vindi? Wow east coast is worse than when i play NA from korea Holy moly This made me put down the peanut mnms and drink a huge glass of water instead, and wonder if I can squeeze in 20mins at the gym later Hmm I see, 1 was just sold, 2 left Dont tell any one Well, I was scared shitless a few times when someone punched a hole in my rather large sign in Topeka one time; he approached me aggressively, and I thought he was going to hit me. Tjejen på bilden från OP? Hur fan kan någon klassa det som att vara tjock? I haven't played it Are you... Accusing me of being part of an NSA conspiracy? I entered at 2 hours and 29 minutes. holy moly... I just realized that's the real inSec. Since when did he move to SHRC? Can he speak Chinese? Almost 12 euro for shipping I think that's definitely true - I feel like maybe it's partly a generational thing. It almost feels a bit victorian to me Dear god, he's got an app now? There's nothing in the lore that specifically says only Arcanists have pets Nope... I've only gotten a couple of death threats a groove and missilen in the same bag. wow hahaha that is a great visual. I have likewise gotten some seemingly out-of-place kicks that make me question if I'm growing an octopus, surprise multiples, or just a giant baby, lol. Like I'll simultaneously feel her on my right side under my ribs, and then by my lower left hip "until she got bigger." lol that just sounded so ominous in my head. How the heck do they make those fancy patterns with only 140 bytes of code? I seriously thought those were our cats wait, were there problems with paying with real money? I paid with real money and didn't have any issues as a LEO in training... Or maybe he was filling a water bottle Exorcism? Wowzers... Those guys are just being rude! An example of being overly sensitive would be if you and your friends were playing cards against humanity and someone played the "dead babies" card as an answer and you burst into tears. Plug.dj is so empty today Didn't want the item anymore Anime intros are already long as they are. No need for extending them. Read the article expecting it to be about some dumb teenagers. These were grown-ass men in their 30's? that's just a normal question though I didn't know Axe sounded like that Wow, I didn't know there was so much controversy over the R-Process!. I find it crazy that we really don't understand how heavier elements like gold, lead, and uranium and made! I'm pretty sure I am....*pretty* sure... WAT! Do you get XP as well? Must be real intelligent too. Can type perfect English, despite the fact of being a cat. Wilshere: That's two trophies since you stepped down now Pat Expensive is right.... By Jove! Isn't it kinda large and successful retail chain in US/NA? How it's possible if they are manistefation of incompetency? That's a disturbingly accurate analogy! That's a lot of cash......... My library had showcases at the entrance for a while with dirty and damaged books and cd's. Someone had actually taped a broken CD back together Is that the old kassadin ( You and me both...you should see my collection!!! I didn't realize how bad it was until I started prepping for this sale. Yeah.... my friend who's 36 is dating a 20 year old. Not 10 years.. but what if Penny Hardaway never got hurt As an Autistic person, source, please??? Almost everything commented here has 2+ points Is this for a man or women? How long? Or do you think it was the running that gave him the heart attack? I see dead people... Dude last year I thought the same exact thing, I'm scared of Soos now... It just says "we know"? That's kind of creepy. They know what, exactly? Thats what ive been told idk I get quite a lot of honour, every few games I get 1 or 2 honours but I've never had a badge. I don't know whether I also get reports or not, I'm the first to admit if I'm having a bad day I can be short as fk but it's very occasional; in fact it's been a long time We even have churros in the UK I see this old guy pissing and snapped these pics. He turns around with a water bottle in hand. Is that the oil rig and the first mission from MW2 I think you got the life before you got the game McDonalds will finally get better service I have no idea. np, I've actually learned a great deal some of which I've incorporated into stuff I work on. I love huge images and actively seeking them out has been an eye opener. I almost wrote the ISP bit into the sub description when I first wrote it, it would be funny to make a isp troll bot that would just go along and load each image from here idk why but i thought that said i am trying to be a truck I had no idea skulls were taboo in China. Hahaha, so weird! Lame why dont u just have a friend from outside buy it and send u the key? Makes me wonder if Snake really laughs like that what are you talking about? Welcome to the echo chamber, in other words. In a world of a narcissistic egotistical bully surrounded by yes-men, the bully's fantasy of being the obsession of millions can only be praised. But the real world doesn't work that way. And when millions of disgusted FORMER members defect, well, sure, they were all deluded/overly emotional/jealous/too much fundamental darkness/possessed by the King Devil of the 6th Heaven/weak faith/major character flaws/etc. And the only solution is MORE Ikeda! MORE often, MORE intensively! BE the SGI! "I AM SHINICHI YAMAMOTO!!!" Replace your own personality with what you envision as Ikeda's idealized hagiographic image!!! But with longer arms, of course I can't even imagine how many hours that took. What I don't get is the "hope" it gives people who've been through horrible situations. God did this to them to teach them a lesson... and they're comforted? Pfff I didn't know that was a thing I accomplished all of my things from last week!!! I don't know why but whenever I talk to someone I always copy their accent, even if it's an accent I'm not familiar with tbh the Nvidia shield is more of a remote play controler. It only shines when connected to your pc. I didnt see a mention of it having an optional SD card port, how is 16 Gb enough space for games like half life 2 and portal DANG! Wish I got something like that as my first scope... 20 Seasons of Supernatural?! If you started as flat-chested... wouldn't that just give you huge nipples? You wrote that you maximize DET, yet you chose HA Gloves over SOL Gloves. I did not know about hoisting, and the class I took on JS never mentioned function-level scoping. i never did! that's odd! The excessive white space is killing me The craziest part.... none of them have been intentional Depends how strong you like your socialism. there are a couple of communist-governed states in India where(as an expat) you can have a fairly respectable standard of living without too many ethical qualms. Cuba's a great place for equality, but not standard of living. Yes. Not sure if I actually made it Most of my submitted Wat your best friend is 8 y/o ? Still don't get it I need dis Perhaps OP is that guy Noo it should be there above the comment box Okay I see. Yeah, i like the case and I intentionally selected red/black parts to go along with it so I will get an external optical drive. Everything else fits in there though right? I thought I saw Gollum in that cave. I... wait - what? And a great how not too I have a whole box of random eggs from breeding This person is now going to throw k's at you What is that helm you tested the temperature? Those gaps are HUUGE In our house it was the Kool-aid spoon. Something that stirred so many pitchers of sugary joy also brought so much terror. We'd run when we heard the spoon drawer open. The only other sound to strike fear in our hearts was the sound of a belt clearing belt loops. FTT FTT FTT FTT FTT. a lot... Is your name Zachary by any chance? I think it's a she? Did her top fall off too?! Don't get it why they are offensive Lucky you. I'm currently stuck in the booking queue for Hamlet. Number of users in queue ahead of me: 5642 How did you even come to this post? Was ist ein TaKeTV Flair I actually splooged for a Master Founder pack back when Warframe was first released and got some pretty cool stuff lik Excalibur Prime, so I remembered having the same "WTF, is this a bug? da fuq Help me. The Random test guy wont stop following me....Help I wonder why search didn't shown these results at friday when I've needed them From 11:49: Number of users in queue ahead of you: 27683 ( Holy crap, 200 dollaz? You sure you are willing to go 1:1 for that? 600 hours and 90 wins? I have 90 wins with 300 hours This will not go outside these walls... there must be... no witnesses... As we say, "*Je vais me coucher moins niaiseux ce soir.*" I traded with him yesterday and he gave me a sick deal None. I... I don't understand? There are no profile pics on reddit, are there? And what exactly is a Pokemon seducing a banana? Wait, the guy that makes funny Dark Souls 2 videos That's almost as good as the guy who took a selfie from the top of the WTC, with a plane in the background, heading straight for him Still sawft and shiny, but in a smaller mouse-shell 2.5k Dafuq did I just read He was the first boyfriend I'd done more than just kiss. I was a mix of nervous and eager, because I'd read a lot online. But right after I got started, his mom called him upstairs (we were in the basement). We were both all Well, hello, random Reddit down votes because you don't feel overweight. NO WAY! Don't hurt someone or they won't help you even if you desperately need it? holy fucking shit.... It's slightly difficult to judge someone's appearance when their face is all Worked for me, lost a tonne of weight. Eventually got me into motorbikes. Holy shit, I just came up with this yesterday night. holy shit, even for the same reasons u become fat???? lol OK Is that thing under your state's weapon weight limit? Be outgoing but not so much that it makes them do the I thought once that maybe the nyms were given to characters whose houses or institutions didn't survive the Song (the Greyjoys and Martells, the Kingsguard), but that would still leave Arya and Sansa. When was the last time we even slept? Heh, I just googled "Krampus" and the wikipedia link was already purple. I'm now on a mission to figure out why that was already purple on my work laptop My God You're like the Irish law-makers when it comes to welcoming modern changes. Wow, I can't believe I also managed to get to 30 The comments of this article ... I farmed two of the books in an hour The way that scene was slowed in the video, the lutece's voice and everything being slowed made this pretty creepy. Je croyais tout savoir sur les femmes, mais la j'apprend un truc ... Seriously? The only reason they gave was because you're not local? Hi, would like to attend but not sure yet if I'll be able to. Can I just RS instead of RSVP Why is his thumb black? Legit, one time I was playing and I start getting Stalker messages... Just as the lights in my room start flickering Haha except the communication I've had now has me fearing for my boyfriend should we get caught They even got all the released nicknames. I follow the tumblrs of about half of these people, they're almost all from roleplay blogs. Hell, that picture of Ornifex and Pate is fanart of a scene I did. Love Breakdown! I've got almost 20 hours put in to my current scenario. I'm currently on Level 2, and was spawned in the northeast corner of the map (up by Mt. Tanner where you start in story mode with Marcus) and instantly felt the hurt of the map having waaaay fewer cars/being in the middle of nowhere. Currently have my base set up at the fair (19 folks including my original 6! :D ), though I'm thinking of relocating to Marshall since I've picked Fairfield, Spencer ' s Mill, and most of the farms/countryside clean. I'm feeling the slowly impending sense of dread for the inevitable day when we have to get on that RV again... that game is mainstream enough for people to reference and other people to understand? Yeah, when I initially opened it I was like, Six years for impersonating a person? In the UK? The way he moves the mouse, spamboxes and just his mechanics in general... It's so similar to IdrA They were 2000 matches played I mean what do you expect him to do honestly? Stay out of the game completely and not have fun on his own? The Philippines are notorious for that sort of thing - sex tours featuring liaisons with children of either gender. There are also rumors of Ikeda ordering up children (typically boys) to be brought to his private quarters. I don't think it was for guidance So I just loaded it up again to figure it out, and it is indeed the Echo Slam tower. I tried making a few of the others and I have no idea what tower I was thinking of. Two lesbian neighbors giggling in the middle of the night for years. I still wonder to this day what they were giggling about [( Wait...the power switches for your machines are where the customers can get to them that easily?? Spinny That looks insane Win up to 1,000,000 dollars they said. Uhm, I WILL BUY THEM Me as well I'm pretty sure I've read posts about being a "true SJW" and never getting an abortion if you're a POC Coach an NA team Wait, what? Why did your friend's mom cover for you? u are NOT ugly. maybe people are jealous of u? Yes....how did you know ( Looks like SOMEONE didn't know how to swim! hehehehe... Ward? i honestly thought you would photoshop all the goddesses' cards and make them... flat... afk'ers ragequitters and trolls ruin the game not those who are negative or toxic.. Toxic people, just mute their asses like honestly.. I get pissed when someone is toxic so instead of muting them another teammate decides to afk.. like mute is there for a reason ....where was this? Out of context: what does your flair mean "Team Lady Parts"?! "I'MMA FUCK YOU UP WITH MY BLASTOISE FUCK OUT HERE", or something to that effect. Pokemon isn't a big deal (we play the GBA games all the time) and the only time there was an issue was with a friend who grew up on neopets. Only thing that's iffy to my friends is that I know everything there is to know, and what to get from where. I once talked about EVs without realizing and they were like Why is there some random downvoting every reply on here? I can't believe you are threatening /u/kooazndood Oddly enough, I don't think I've heard a Cake song before today. The figures aren't even the same. My work filter says that is spyware ^I ^think ^its ^just ^dark ^purples ^ I thought it said genetic mutation... Not genital mutilation Looks like it fits just fine uh, what was d2moddin b4 then? This is a mixture of good and bad. THE MASTER! ...wat? Don't they usually have a happy little tune or something? Not a weird voice saying hello? FRIEND I got the 22 piece set off Amazon and I don't think any of the brushes are labeled, so I'll have to see if maybe I have it already. Wow I just realized I said the same phrase in every reply. Revy Refueling during combat I've had this happen before.... I thought I destroyed it.... Dangle? How short are you you did!?! weird thing is though that he only played 4 Sven games in ranked Yeah I have no clue about his origins. But too maybe we look like him? I keep imagining this thing moving in the middle of the night to the sound of the toilet flushing or something... no thanks... ** SHE was Roddenberry's wife? How much did you ingest? "Fuckin way she goes" he said. I wasn't even aware. Nothing moves in that gif, you're a LIAR. [_ There's a Mimic pet Fluttershy Quote! I don't know how Iron Will would feel about this. Dear god no...it's been re-born Holy cow. That seems cheap. You have dental insurance? Um no Besides the two card, I don't see any other life gain stuffs Just the nipples? I am inclined to ask for details if you don't mind sharing...that sounds pretty amazing. I never knew mohawks can look so awesome I'm just surprised jpg(12345) and andrew(baseball98) thought I am like 16 years old Can you ask me on the page for that SV then? Thats the weird thing. i received no email confirmation. Thats why im all I wonder if I should x-post this to /r/nosleep ( This has happened to me a few days ago, didn't understand why though, as it had never happened before and hasn't happened ever since. is he shaved? Wow...you have my body, if your hair was a little lighter I'd think this was me. So what your success pics are telling me is that the tales of "genetics" I've been telling myself might be rooted in denial. Not sure I'm ready to admit to myself that I'm just lazy so...I'm just gonna back out of this thread and drink another beer Why would you want no footsteps? So I just about done with griding all planes in WT and now find myself sick of current MM, queue times and sick BR all around ( and just lately increase in repair price for Spitfire mk 24 OP call the cadaver dogs, it's a corpse Picture of Mohammed writing it or it didn't happen. Likewise! I'm getting my first indie order soon so I'll probably be doing the same <3 I was surprised that my order status was set to Shipped only 8 hours after I made it Why don't roadies like bento boxes? Because they add .05 grams to the weight of the bike? Or cut down on the aero? ** River legacy? oh whoops I'm sorry yes we are! It's sort of hard keeping track of so many people who want my safari All of them There's so much content! He already finished Pickles for dessert I am not a smart man, but I still don't understand why someone wouldn't just eat so e grilled chicken. In the time delivery takes you can make grilled chicken. jeez, ppl at that MMR are noobier than i thought Especially the second season First of all OMG Eminem Girls have butt hair Yes! And 10 na sila. lol had to ask also congrats on the tournament those Thor ganks tho Why is there a #MH17 tag in that post? Dunkey predicted it Sala Laa looks like what would happen if Hmong and a Khoisan language had a baby. I am dating a Tyler. I'm going to see him Saturday. Where are you getting these high quality clips of his videos? Is it strange that I want this doll? Omg same here Dome??? yeah. i'm seeing a few ppl have this problem, but don't know why. i'm not seeing as much complaining as i would expect. maybe we're just unlucky? Everything is rolled, homogeneous armour. Even the gun mantlets and tracks. (>O_o)> ( That's almost a month of salary That's the first Fiero-based kit car that I would love to own and drive... This isn't who I think it is. League + Loot. that would be the gaming version of heroin My flat has been invaded by moths this summer, to the point where I've actually gotten used to them - sort of. Close-ups aren't helpful though I was so Happy once I reached Diamond I this Year....now I´ve a new goal, get master A lot of people responding as if op was the person this happened to. I'm pretty sure you just helped our point, not yours. I thought you were upset that your bathrobe couldn't close, and I was like, "Hell yeah, boobies get cold too, dammit!" And I noticed other people were saying it was a dress? Is it *meant* to be worn without an undershirt? Wow this is so ancient Holy shit, 6 seasons Have I read this comment before? weird taste from everyone on this episode twitch dont save vods? How the hell would you fire that thing? ...I can't even imagine how I'd hold it, in case I wanted to fire the shotgun Wait... So the earlier version of Notch's first computer is in minecraft? Sorry i'm fairly new here D; what's the exchange rate? Did you just say that 0.02 worth of RDD is 150,000 RDD? Wtf, i just saw the same exact model in one of the computers in my school you missed that 1st point blank headshot I thought it was a dude... You can´t save multiple characters? Is this the fate of playing it not on PC? Didn´t know.. i just realized i know shit about Rugby Don't forget Princess, I've met about 20+ of them while in the Philippines. (Some are even guys I have both consoles and while I lean towards XB1, this doesn't seem like a game that should be exclusive I saw someone a while back had worked out how long it would take to visit all the stars (I think if there's 400B stars then visiting one star a second would take 12,500 years... It was originally created for console A guy supposedly getting visited by aliens said they told him he would die within the next year... I like what you are wearing today? ...Whoa. I didn't realize this (prize doubling) was possible. I just feel like yisan is too slow to try to pump out dudes. Its better to just build a standard mono green devotion. Also, is your name Mike Cannon? Cause my name is Mike Cannon Girlfriend's 2007 Santa Fe 2.7 has the exact same mode of failure.. outer pulley separated from the rubber around the inner side of the balancer. Belt is currently running around the smooth remnants of the inner parts. Discovered it after picking up the car used. He said that its not Xerath Holy crap, I thought people who depicted radiation as like, A rod of glowy shit where full of the same You said "Valve" ? ...That's some budget mascot for who? Where are the stockings? Does it matter? People think of this and similar Twine games as games, do we really need to police the word? Wow how did I not make that connection Puck has aghs upgrade? better than dagon THAT WOULD BE AMAZING I really like the comment about changing the name back to the Ball Park in Arlington. Also, could we have another 10 cent beer night on our hands? What kind of treat is this? > I honestly just mis-took it for syntax highlighting That would be crazy ( holy MOLY What do you mean What if that was primus. Isn't that the one where [Spoiler Alert](/s "he kills himself?") I want purple and teal seats! continues ? I must admit, I *occasionally* smoke weed and when I get laser the entire room smells like a big ol' bong rip. I've had three cups of coffee today and three shots of espresso. Now imagine hearing a knock on your door late at night lol, you said new gf, which means you have one... which means you have this one only because you play league, What was the score at this point in the game? If blue was down a cap before red capped twice, it makes sense, otherwise... There are... a lot of tigers roaming about. Beef... Just warning ya... You really shouldn't show the outside of your house too often Gary Payton and Michael Jordan... The trash talk and defense How did the tower get credited radiance damage dat body... holy shit that wall of icons! and then rotating desktop images?? what a nightmare Oh, I didn't expect that kind of message on this subreddit Nope. Wait what. Sorry. Because I think that is what everybody thinks you meant looking at the other comments Why is this so hypnotic? Or entitled fans in general, I made a post about Varejao's health and got -11 votes M4 is just laughing as ATV is about to drive over Katie. Kind of creepy. I'm clearly an idiot, but I can't find this fallen picture... wow huge infiltration nerd Actually I married a Karling in my first generation. After reading this sub, I'm terrified I've armed some kind of bomb whoa Not me, but my kids swear British because too much Top Gear. The other day I told my older one not to say "cock" and "bloody" all the time. My younger one in the other room yells "bloody cock" Scuba lessons? I went scuba-diving several times in the Caribbean and not even once did they ask for a course certification. Maybe we're not talking about the same thing but do you really need lessons for that? Wow, I cannot hear the «cariño». Hubiera jurado que dice «querida». Lol wow I will have to check it out...with my wife that is Woah, what? Wow, what just happened? The world of reddit just flipped upside-down again... HAIL BARRY ( What did you trade?? # Dem.. 'Brows This could be a blockbuster game... But... Just for download ._. How is controller more precise? nah, I was commenting halfway through the album and Ursa was Abaddon Yeah i sold it and got myself a spider, by sounds of it ECM is way to go. now to just be able to afford the xl engine, my first match went great tho, 120,000 cbills instead of the crapp 40,000 i've been getting made my eyes go good call In this version, Purple Tentacle claiming he can take on the world involves a ton of lube and dilation. Well, we've officially been downvoted to oblivion. There are either a fuckload of ASrock fans in this subreddit, or ASrock has infiltrated with secret operatives Dunno *why the fuck* this happened, but just as I started reading-- and in spite of you quite obviously being American and making plenty of references to this --my brain developed a Scottish accent. This is not actually relevant to the story or anything, of course, but it amused the fuck out of me for some reason. I dunno. Sorry? They are sweet looking. I wanted to get an army of them but decided on a legion You can get not one, but 2 top-tier gaming desktops (without multiple graphic cards) for that price. God that's a rather terrifying "talent" to discover. Imagine her face when she came accross this? Literally when I replied, you were third, then I refreshed and you were fifth, and now you're first I like the idea of automation. I'm no coder, but I always look for programs to do all the monotonous stuff. For example, in my new gig, a coworker showed me how he renames long lists of files - one by one NP, and that's the most expensive thing I've been given for hatching for someone Why is that funny that would be MC... the true boss. hmmm... a love song for the boss toss? I can only imagine what I must have looked like Odd tee to wear, seems to say "Gay"? Seriously...how does it know? I just recently started lurking /r/Indiemakeupandmore and I never will leave I had a view of Luxor WITHOUT paying 20.... they make lithium 9v batteries? I thought the national anthem was to follow If a contest has more than two steps, I pass. Sorry that's a car crusher.... Dang, that's so good... Just because someone said their weight is evenly distributed it doesn't mean they are part of the FA culture... That's absolutely how I feel. I would rather use nothing at all than slather menthol on my face twice a day. Why did I not know about this subreddit?! These are much harder than they look Whenever I play, it says Arya has the homosexual trait You hitting that without BRD song Are... are you a hobbit?! And what was the nerf? this reminds me i need to change the bulbs on my wrx... same bulbs since i bought it Jason Hall wow August Underground I think the poster's just referring to the I can... just put the lid back on over the top? Because people love Verizon and AT&T? I watched the first one for the hell of it knowing it would be awful. I wasn't expecting it to be THAT awful. That said, it does have a great soundtrack that is completely nonsensical. They play baseball to Muse's Supermassive Black Hole Hey girl. I'm in the same boat with you. In fact, I recently had a little "melt-down" in bed with my boyfriend, which turned him off, which made me feel unattractive to him. Oy.... I wonder how difficult it is going to be aim on consoles... I don't even like consoles since the controls seem sluggish and slow... Sunception Yeah, but I keep up with the snapshots pretty well, but I never heard about this at all. It baffles me is that... is that a jock strap Why is the linux version half the size of the windows one? Friendly fire disabled. Oh man, that sucks.. Hope that never happens to me If you look closely I'm pretty sure it's a wave bounced side b too You do make a point. I think I should ramp up the price to at least 450-500? Thank you so much! So much helpful information! Are you running NK over there or something?!? So wait, does this mean that Yasuo isn't getting the championship skin? >Unless i'm drunk and then i stare back Reminds of a few weeks back where this one girl was full on lul wut u only grind 200-300 certs a day Paris Hilton. Bitch be all Though lets be honest..this in itself is a hefty cost.... ...30-40F is hardly sub-zero. By the looks of the shots of that single Sidewinder, it've been simple laser, I just have a hard time gettin' this because as far as I know the Hauler is the most fragile boat among cargo ships, and with that I've survived long enough against a single sidewinder long enough to jump away, and that's including the cooldown time too and I still got my shields up after the jump. So that's why I've been like " Jokes on you it's victorious heimerdinger i've never seen a real one. I think. What if everybody just assumes they're all fake, so the real ones slip through the cracks? Can even NPCs change their weapon configuration? It's also reddiculously fast since the change to PoSV - damn near instant transferring RDD from one staking wallet to another I know about the Mega Evolution icon missing, but holy... a Pokemon that could temporarily devolve Pokemon would be insane Fucking buddies for life? Wat? Rave: Woo.. my Aromaleigh order shipped out in a day Was it really a manned space program in the first place, if it was a woman astronout? Why have you kept this from us for 1 fucking year?!?!? If you forgot a huge stretch of time then you almost certainly got more, which is an incredibly common theme with benzo abuse. I used to know a guy who took xanax and ambien therapeutically but started abusing his xanax. One day he took enough xanny to black out and "woke up" a week later with his prescriptions empty. He probably would've died if they weren't already partially empty when he started Unless I'm SERIOUSLY mistaken, there's no throwing knife ability... It looks like Sonys answer to the Gears franchise without the Gears smoothness of the combat. Which kind of defeats the purpose Wat? But all three of them on this past Raw were standing close to each other with their arms folded in matching attire. 8th downwards are in for a shot at relegation Actually... Oh snap! I need to be on my p's and q's when I stream the almighty Abathur. 6000? At first glance, I thought caskets What are you a wizard no problem XD I actually enjoy those, just like "RAWR! oh...nvm" with often my responce " Uhh... It was just a thought that came to mind? They double in price sometimes more And apparently he's only 17 Why? I always knew men to get frustrated, and even sometimes "pissed off", when women deny them sex. Are the tables really being turned there? I have my doubts that women generally get angry when denied sex Looks like you are about to hit someone on the head with that thing.. i think i am blind because i do not see source I will never understand why people like to participate in anilingus...lick my butthole...suuuure Holy shit... maybe Mass Effect and Elder Scrolls take place in the same universe... and the Dwemer created the first Reaper Of course it's possible. (>O_O)> TWITCH MASTER RACE (> TIL you don't die when you commit suicide... I guess so \ You might be surprised how dangerous and powerful a big buck can be ....Ammonium Triiodide? I have a 8320 oc'd and I use -threads 8 just fine except when they keep mentioning it (> I think this has something to do with a bot game. In a bot game a bot usually turns invunerable when a player from the opposing team disconnects to make it a "fair" 4vs4. So I think there is a bug where this applied to a player instead of a bot removed? ._. well you didnt really list and c/o...and i was just gonna c/o so i can bookmark this thread if anyone is gonna raise.. I cant get nothing Jesus Christ. It is Wait wait wait, Inquisition is going to be 60 fps? I could have sworn it was confirmed just 30. The bottom line for me is that the majority of vocal PS4 owners live and die by SONY and it's annoying as hell. For once it was nice to have something to shove in their faces and see them wounded. Selfish? Maybe. That's the only time I've ever seen iOS capitalized that way Jared Coulston is Vhell - a shoutcaster. Wondering why they want you to tweet him for bugs Good points! Didn't consider that, though someone did tell me that if I get in accident and I'm drunk, to always run > The bottom line for me is that the majority of vocal Xbox One owners live and die by MICROSOFT and it's annoying as hell. For once it was nice to have something to shove in their faces and see them wounded. Selfish? Maybe. Ya I hate when womenz don't change faces between pics.... I feel like reading this turns me on more than it should. Who're the other people at that table? What is HyperBug looking at exactly? 1842, so many skins man, jesus Holy shitballs! what is going on Powder on my lips? Это вы мне оппонируете или что I loved book 4 and 5 I don't get why you think they were lackluster > If you think that was our first intuitive explanation of morality, I think you need to catch up on 5000+ years of human history Wow How did you guess....are you....are you psychic? Ps3 pre order? Are you a time traveller 59 is a bit fast, that's like 4 minute miles... Except reading through that in its wall of text style makes me want to kill myself. Hmmmmm.... I haven't seen this "Out of Stock" screen yet. May have to look for this when I clock back in. Those price changes though...... It looks clean. I guess it's a performance thing for people whose computers can't handle transparency. I had my phone really close to my face cuz I couldnt see it, then I saw it. > Edit - The sitemap is something else... One time I found an old test strip in my underwear. Eh. No matter how good this game might seem, I'd never want to see game prices inflate that high I watch a lot of BookTube to find books for my wishlist. My wishlist is pretty much all books these days. I've been on a book kick Continuing with Ra-Bot in Jungle Practice, sometimes he will chase you, but as he sets foot inside the center temple, he dies and gets credit for his own death Did you just copy the one "BIP" series from the DotA guy? Cash strong!!! I was typing it up as you wrote that! It's a long one "Fonte: o proprio post" ?! Best artwork 2014 It's the mom. Unless the dad dog is nursing them puppies. I always thought it was a 'living one'... The way I used to excuse the misogyny of Buddhism (ugh - so embarrassing) was that, back in the day, women were the backbone of society - they bore the children, gathered and made the food, kept the families together, etc., so society couldn't have them getting funny ideas and running off to monasteries or caves - society would collapse They let someone under 18 handle a knife (or even be near something sharp)?? I'm formatting my computer while watching the game cause watching Giants baseball isn't torture enough and I thrive on masochism! I have more respect for my silk ties, and that is *not* how you use a riding crop. I wonder how many Eagle Palms thismdude has. This skin is almost making me wanna main Veigar. 50% But what if the Chairman gets to her beforehand? I just did, wow, so many EXE files, haha. Had to run 32 bit and move the window over manually. Direct to Rift crashed... very random which file works, it seems Oh my... that last screencap is so clear SHIT. I just noticed But can you really move on from someone with shit stuck between their teeth? All i can do is stare That's a really long list That dragon keeps reminding of Skyrim too much I will never sleep ever again Woa.. Snow in October is rare. I used to gauge the start of the wintery season as Halloween. If we get any snow before then, it's going to be a crazy winter. We're usually lucky if we get regular snowfall by Thanksgiving, and in previous years even a white Christmas is something to be unheard of. Hmm... Seems that I know girl with brown hairs on first shot... Am I the only, that wonders where the fuck you got all those deagles is...is peeing that bad? I've never seen a high laff with a level 3 squirt Ouch, it takes you almost 1.5 hours to get home? There are subreddits for that Apparently she sometimes sneaks up on you all slender-like, then chokes you out and you wake up in the first room. I never named a specific date But what if you play as Britain? Wow, dude. what am i looking at ....maybe I'm just dense, but how in the world could any of those things "contradict God" in any way at all? We can trace Yahweh/El/Elohim (which, side note, my phone tried to autocorrect to "legion" How much does infinity weigh Get your knees dirty and ... I've never farted in front of any of my girlfriends 32 kill annie I am the girlfriend! Why did this comment get down voted to hell??? The Tigers scored first in these first 3 games. I so fucking want to be in that vac bed. At least she went in with a nice pedicure This very much rips Damn how come I didn't see that in the game Well, if you could get a list in Engrish, we could look for obviously female names. Hint: If it ends in "o", it's usually female O_O And if it ends in "a", it might well be male Did **STUDYY** just drop a 35 bomb? I didn't imply anything Is that ONE POINT ONE THREE MILLION? What? Saw that You have an RNGd one as well? yay i basicaly had a heart-attack-like-event right now Phalanx Pike in Skull Servents. Dat David Gilmour collection So you are saying there are cows on the moon Similar thing happened to me. I passed the board two days before leaving for boot camp, and had my CoH between boot camp and MOS school. Didn't we have a thread where we specifically told people not to ask if we're interested and just fucking do it. Gah, I went back and checked and I've been posting here and there for six months Is that real? What the hell happened??? I know. The decision is so hard I work with people who are going what you went through. Your story is totally amazing, and thank so much for sharing! You have a great smile, and I'm do that you are doing well. I'm seriously tingling (not in THAT way well, unless you are looking for some chainmail panties, i think that time has passed She literally takes ten minutes to change her gear. I'm not gonna ask but Sometimes, you're at an event and you have to improvise... My God, almost the exact same story as mine Does he have an evil uncle named Scar? What if there are two different devices named after same name? Ya save your Jokers for either trading or level breaking SR's that you are pure merging, otherwise it is always cheaper to just trade for more of the same SR instead of wasting a Joker. I have only ever used two jokers so far, one on an advance summon because fuck rolling the dice on 30 orbs for another one, and one on Tsukuyomi because shes was such a pain in the freaking ass to get any of It looks like it could sodomize you while munching on your balls The vocals came in and I'm like Sir? idk waht the fuck happened at all of your yeezus tour shows, but the one in dallas went perfectly iirc Is it implied that she's a serial murderer? I'm just getting back into TS2 for the first time in years but haven't gone into Strangetown yet... I might have to check on that what Gone without a trace Nah, destoying his GC controller Too late. Wow, you're a psychopath. You're not supposed to *eat* out of the mixing bowls... OMG it's thé Bigboy from the mmo Dark Orbit !! Am i an asshole for laughing when i read this? I- what? For some crazy few ya, cant understand why being shes a very mediocre spirit that just happens to be decently strong and waifu material for some Dem chiclet teef. My thoughts on seeing this "of all of the how-to videos to post, one on how to rig a worm wacky style gets posted... No way in hell that works. I..I thought you wrote humps for a minute if that is true and really did happen then...good god! We are one in the same In addition to the taking a walk bit: Research shows that we're happier if we spend time around greenery. Even if we don't particularily enjoy the sights, just being around trees and bushes and grass improves our mood. (I mean, who would have guessed? Forest and savannah dwelling apes enjoy being in a forest? Jesus. I think you'd need issues beforehand, to be traumatized by getting a smack on the ass. Try a different browser. There were similar issues in the past with Razer, and some folks were saying that it works with IE (not a joke Wait WHAT? The "all that is gold does not glitter" quote is by Tolkien??? Why would you want to answer a question you don't have the time to read? What if the sunscreen didn't go on clear but instead painted your face white? How would you look on that camera? IKR? I heard someone refer to victoria's secret models (some of whom are medically-underweight) as "curvy" the other day, and I was like What type of advice is "don't write" regardless of the context You don't want players starting a sentient furniture collection...my players had enough of it to re-create the "be my guest" scene in the beauty and the beast cartoon. It's so fluffy it doesn't even have to touch the ground... They are spreading Space Engineers out to a new community. I'm totally fine with it. # fsck, I'm able to understand it with my basic Spanish. Not even alcohol or caffeine? I had to go back and re-read it...... damn, you. How can I activate the other stuff? Why would they refund what you've bought? Ascalon Settlement is in Gendarran, not Kessex I literally just opened my inbox and saw your message Wow, good job on that one sorry bout that! Someone gave us a downvote brigade At 0.41 it sounds like he says "Radiodramat ifrån 75 år sedan" That roof looks like it could've made you dizzy while stitching What the actual fuck?! How?! At 4k mmr +5 for a loss I cant pick myself ha ha im to scared THIS. After 2 months I stopped trimming my right hand. And it's actually pretty kewl, it's a vastly different sound if you let your nails grow out a bit and switch between a .46mm pick and just nails in-between chords. Well now.... It's 9:47am and I'm done for the day.. I´ve got 300k of it, it´ll take me an hour to do that Isn't GOTV 16 tick? phew, for a second there mate, I thought you were talking to me! Eh? Someone sent e-mail to this dude saying that using word "crazy" is inappropriate?!?! Off topic a bit. Hoping to be fit enough to do my first Spartan sprint next year. I. Am. Terrified. Best possible loot what was the pun? Just block them from the social menu ...that sound Err, you weren't banned for autoclicking. If you take a look at your username I think it's pretty obvious why you got banned What if Wizards is just trying to condition new players to cast things on the second main Never run a miracle build in either Dark Souls Omagad, is that an attempt at diplomacy instead of showing off ? "CAN'T SLEEP, MUST REFRESH STARCITIZEN_TRADES AGAIN. insane What the fuck did I just read Are those bodies in the cart to the left..? For some reason this video took like 20 minutes to process who would be shipping t-72s across the atlantic? Are you serious the geography of all things? Those eyes in the second photo Oh yeah! Right on the money! I also could never enjoy any of his funny movies without picturing him taking it in the ass after mistakenly watching that one movie... I saw that and cut off the movie. I didn't know what I signed up for. applying the 2 year logic and assuming the possibility that Gareth may take on another film in between G2 & G3? We may have to wait til 2022 to see the end of the trilogy There's a post limit Oh &amp; jojos bizzare adventure: Stardust crusaders!! I've been told I like adventure theme The twist: He was playing back because he craved social interaction and he was waiting for you to say something Judging from the POV, the viewer is the third person there I was at a laundromat about a month ago and had one of the worst nights in recent memory there. Part of it started when I was sitting on a bench, waiting for my wash to finish so I could move it to the dryer. I got a super awesome new casual dress and I did my makeup and was feeling really cute that day. The whole time I was there these group of four homeless men were darting in between all the aisles, cussing each other out and causing a drunk ruckus. One of them started panhandling people and he finally got around to me. I was expecting him to do that so I had put my phone away and was just kind of staring into space. This guy comes over and asks me what's wrong. I say, nothing, I'm okay. He makes a pouting face to tease me, and I'm just like :| in response. He starts making this super pathetic face and is saying how he just did his laundry and so he doesn't have any money, could he have some money? I tell him that all I really have is my laundry money (which is true). He says "I'm not trying to break you," so I give him $0.50. Then he starts trying to introduce himself, holding his hand out to shake. So I take his hand and shake it, and he tries to **hold my hand** for a creepy length of time so I pull my hand away and he starts teasing me being all dramatic and mocking pulling his hand away and wiping it on his shirt. Then he asks "how is your heart?" and I'm like On which server have you been? I've seen and worked with it myself. The thing I dont understand is: Why do they use several different applications (all through different vendors) that solve the same issue? Yikes. Oh Keelah, this is gonna be a long and difficulty text I know this is completely unrelated, but I got an extreme feeling of dejavu when reading this comment thread... We must be neighbours, I just posted the exact same thing This is like George R. R. Martin level suspense Rich Harden is still in baseball? I see the point you're making....but there's no magazine in that pistol. Hey wait, I think that's one by my professor! Weeeeird OP really just wants rengar to get disabled in time for worlds, i see threw your tricks OP Huh. Whattaya know... Nightmares..... Holy cow, 0.96 UAH for 1.00 MDL You must be joking, right... # Oh, sorry. I need to pay more attention. What? I thought you were a Game Theorist... If he's this dangerous to everything he touches, I wouldn't imagine she wants him anywhere near more delicate anatomy. WOW! I've noticed that my friends who have parents who fought/yelled a lot when they were growing up feel this way about their relationships. They associate fighting with passion. One of my best friends thinks my relationship with my fiancé is weird because we "never fight". I told her that we disagree on stuff and get annoyed with each other sometimes, like every other couple, but she just said "Yeah but doesn't it make you worried that you never yell at each other?" I forgot to eat lunch yesterady It would have been pretty weird if he found out because he got knocked up instead of the way he did. I don't really know why I'm getting downvoted? Try working in the defense sector. Max 30 minutes Good lawd Omg Pyro got so screwed in that first race.... your wallet must be so light that you need to keep it on a cord to prevent it from flying away Just releases u steam profile to public only for a time trade! When I was 6 I fell off the back of the couch and landed on my arm, giving myself a Greenstick break. The day I got my cast off I broke it again. Doing the exact same thing I've just seen his penis, which was a bit unexpected what map settings did you do? The nylons will buff (remove a polished finish) non clear coated aluminum rims like what you see on hot rods. Don't ask me how I know. ( I am awkwardly somewhat turned on I had forgotten to start my pill cycle in time so I was off them for a month. Condom broke in half inside me, guy did not care and thought the other half was just in my sheets. So he wanted to have sex again. His MMR rises when he loses Jeez The update button isn't appearing I need to see this Destructive Testing I swear I know La-a's cousin. Someone told me about having a relative named La-a. I also won the JM2x. And to think he almost chose the University of Rochester over Syracuse. You know.. after Roy Danforth left for Tulane Holy FUCK! Aussie is more fancy looking because **gold** That was bizarre. In Pokegen it said the ability was Flame Body, but any variants of that poke would always get Swarm. I had to recreate Volcarona from nothing to get Flame Body to pass correctly It would bring a whole new layer into the game! It would make you question what race you are? That rated-r scene ** I see why you downloaded v clip so... wait... the bowing of the handle is due to the grip? Sooo...you didn't realize it too late? Damn that guy is kinda hot too The range on that Ground Slam ...did you just say"religious police"...? wtf... I just realized Dia has the most massively ENORMOUS boobies I have EVER seen on Brave Frontier ah I thought about it but meh, I want it more to MM a shiny aggron with :D I was so bummed when I found out the heavy ball aron was illegal Oh god no. Just no. What? Yes? I think the bottoms of angie's eyes are a liiiiiiittle too high. Maybe it's just her expression. She looks like she's about to flip shit on someone with fire magic or something man look at those beer advocate scores The fuaa......? He's only a little more than a year older than me Holy shit look at those neopets, I don't remember them having all those sexy abs and muscles Omg, i think around 2 years ago during high school, i was thinking about the possibility of implementing RFID tag into every product in a supermarket and asked if that would be plausible to people around me, and they just said it would probably be too complicated or too expensive to carry out, i cant believe its already under development What Orcs are they like? As in, from what mythos? They make me think much more of the Trolls from WoW than Orcs in any fiction which I've ever read. Bit Mario would just keep coming back I'm sorry, I think I meant at what speed the squares made by the fibonacci sequence approaches the golden ratio. I think that's easier to answer right? I..I can't tell It's triple sided. I did? daaaaaaaaaang. WTF is Riot thinking? My dad was in Germany in the late 50s or early 60s, and it seems like half the military folks I meet have a story that begins with "when I was stationed in Germany." Why does everyone get stationed in Germany? I just hit 700 views Whoa. Watching all the intestines fall back into place was kind of disturbing. I am so jelly! Is it really? False, that only reduces the damage by 50%. That looks delicious Wow, just.....wow... no I haven't, I haven't left the gts..... Who installs Java? I think I just got dizzy Why were you attacking top tower and rax rather than the Throne? Where did the badger jump to? So weird you post this. I was recently asking my friends about this and they thought I was crazy Why is GSL a region? You main fiddle but have a janna flair? Any idea how fat the new battery will be? 9000mah? Damn! I cant even image. Wut. Derrick just said that if they pulled Nicole up, she'd lie through her teeth regardless of whether she's telling the truth or not. what is nerdpole WTF why is this comment upvoted ... no refunds Sie kennen nichts von Deutsch. I really hope that Jae-yeol doesn't have Lou Gehrig's disease. The reason I say so is due to the fact that they already have SOOOO much to overcome and cover in the next 8 episodes, especially since they brought up that stuff with the Sunbae doctor and his ex-wife. Btw, WHERE is his current wife? Does she know that he's always hanging out with his ex-wife? That seems really weird to me... Welp. I'm never stepping on manholes ever again good fucking lord ... you never stop amazing me. Out of curiosity is this someone on EU , I could have sworn I'v seen a Charr like that in Dry Top a few times now Thats a bit of comment karma you got there Yeah, I've been linked to this project previously :P They didn't make much money though, and after more than two years are on version 0.004... which makes me wonder if this will ever release i've picked people up from strip joints before.. but my most awkward not judging you but kinda am moment was when i picked up a gal at her boyfriend's house and then she had me drop her off at her house.. where her husband just called. Holydamn yes, Loco I have seen them the bounty hunters are forgivable...but a DRAGON But other people mostly use lock ons O_O or coyote's........ Like ull maybe find 50 people in total who dissaproves of them on cobalt that is Systemd unit files are piece of cake with frosting on top and cream to serve with, compared to trying to decipher or hash out your average sysv bash script I still failed Um, that was actually his...daughter. Garry Newman, Gabe Newell, he mixed the two? That was my brother Is twitter a reliable news source nowadays? heh yeah man, the power of wake and bake... A VPN will only increase the latency Holy shit, I think this is the fastest guy I've ever seen. His hands move so fast Not sure if I'm supposed to be tingling all over but either way this is strangely relaxing. Wtf is "blatyushka" supposed to mean? Really? The fan gets super loud and in other forums they say it shouldnt pass 60C $40+ Are all three of those attributes directly related to his penis? Clearly the apostate is at Bethel! No one saw Alvez randomly Hitler Saluting at 1:03 How is that even possible Rap album? Those soldiers look like cops. On an OT meta note... how about some flair? But Mirror Mirror didn't get an extra version (for which I was kind of sad). A mí lo que me da que pensar es que haya 41% de votos negativos Not to be a dick but... Shouldn't you be doing that anyway? As a ranger? you have super easy access to life nodes. i play as normal ...Just leave the one time password blank. How'd you come up with that? These girls are incredible is that really what a note means? that you "identify" with something? But... It isn't a trap Did #1 already come out?!!! I can't write more than 15 words in 5 seconds. How did you managed to write a whole mail in 5 seconds ? 26K Manpower? That one province alone gives 2K manpower per month Rough colors to search for tho Is that a protoplanetary disc remnant around the star in the 17 Draconis pic? My ex-husband and his girlfriend of 3 months are pregnant. Just wow... Ha! Sometimes it does happen quickly, even if it is planned, but these two are definitely not ready for something like this O_o but its basicly locking the air cuz if they see you ur fucked O_O so i guess in all ground fights if u get seen by 5 people u just die no matter the distance because i cant expect to get seen by 5 people and live Beh? E' olio extraverg... Imagine how different it would all be if we had chosen Dome. Jax isn't a split push champ? Oh god Caffeine usually makes my headaches worse "Man, I love brain freeze. It's so erotic." Wait it's gone Yea I'm in Montreal as well and I haven't noticed anything wrong so far I'm just going to take a moment to recover from the stroke I just had reading your stats BEFORE juicing. ... Was that English? .. you know.. back in my day the girls liked it plain, simple, and rough... So it inverts when you bike? Its never happened to me Did anyone else think that was plasma peanut talking in the first few seconds holly crap stretch goal progress meter went up 7% in last 15 min Dat ~~Tron~~ Run.EXE Mercury tho Wow! I want to do the same thing, I just haven't yet. I've caught a few of the X/Y episodes and I've enjoyed them a fair bit, even if some of them have been weird (especially the Malamar one They violated the prime directive! They violated the prime directive omfg....thank you My girlfriend Always calls me ''big daddy'' does that count? Do you need a Shuckle? I think you can only get it in Friend Safaris, so I guess it'd count? Is... that a *firework* in his cake? What video? Whats going on, did Scarra get fined as well? wtf???!!! IMAO Im on pc and I also though that It's like there's a mob mentality on the Internet, or something. that... that title. why are you looking for people that beat wod's Also your tip!! Last week and after a long day out I was dropping her home. She wanted to makeout before she went inside but I had to rush her out of my car. She asked why. I said I needed to fart. She said then why didn't you when we were outside. I said it would smell I didn't want you to know. She said she wouldn't have cared because she did it. Holy crap... I subscribed at buildy thingy 21, I'm about subscriber 15,000 I found 2 meepos along the outer ring, and another 5 meepos in the audience, sitting together... so there's like... 7 meepos Emotes cost favor except special and dance. The first seems legit but the second Vodka and diet coke is your pet peeve? My girlfriend spaces out a lot its funny, even when people are around. I say her name over and over like "Kryssie!" (short for Krysalynne) "Kryssie!......Kryyyyyssiiiie........" Nothing. "KRYSALYNNE" Man that's high God I *love* that Maractite Hall one wha... I don't even... Comment removed. They look like pictures from PS1 on potato settings. [I don't think I ever saw Ellie get messed with unless I was playing as her (> In. To2 with Milen like 7 months ago we went to 0,0 in leather armour, we are there for like 30 minutes no one comes so owe went caving, I found 4 diamonds so we made diamond swords anyway Milen starts being attacked by Mr_Craft and EpicSackVille who are really low somehow we kill them but are both at one heart. After that we go hunting and find Dibz and Sneeg chopping trees I decide the best thing to do at 1 heart is sword rush Dibz and I got him to 1% he also had a flame bow why is it playing wnba?? Yeah..it's like Bill Gates looks younger now So who built the Pokeball tower that I added a Masterball tower next to? I was kind of expecting someone to question it Is that why I could never remember anything after leaving church as a child He's a kid? Why does everyone keep thinking we need RB's Sonya! Because she was the only one I would pick to play on MORTAL COMBAT! Or maybe, Pink Poweranger. Scratch the FF IV, didn't realize how much it went for when complete He looks like a little girl ... Why? You want to have a ghost producer...? Hey congrats on almost 3k! While normally I am agianst self promotion, I really need the art skin. "Hooter loads" This is how a really pick my champion before every game, stare at the screen, moving my mouse, hovering over every champion I was jumping with my sparkler and it lit my hair on fire Hmm, MRA? ... I'm female. This is awkward. Refs finally figure out Raiders can get penalties or something? 8 years old? oh god, im gonna be justin next season in tdrp, I have the feeling the first mayan goddes will be a warrior you are in *phoren* and still saying like this ? I don't undesrtand why it isn't working for you. I just tried painting and it works fine i've had this game for 2 years and just now realize you can automate scouts I thought melee on Araxxor was a big no-no? Elon, bro, chill out, I'm not even asking that much. I'd like to make a competitive team of my own, which is why I'm still going at it I guess XD; Yeah... shiny Groudon makes me wonder why they chose that particular shade of yellow :( It's like... someone barfed on him. Also they really seem to like making things that were originally blue purple, at least for the water types Yanma or Yamask I'll... buy that shears, if you ever make one Ok. Where do I buy these!? I need to stick em on my phone! and maybe wallet Stick and Stones with Dinosaur score streaks OH MY GOD THIS SKIN Gross Lol, we probably ran synchronized. Just when I thought I would have a Babymetal break, the madness starts all over again ...Prayer Warriors..? Wow, that sounds quite frustrating Wow that is a fantastic view. Do you know why they do their finals at a beach? Seems weird since people don't normally play league outside It looks like Barcode to me I'm not quite a aggresive player as you do, and when i get a chance to push or peak around corners, everyone knows my position. I meant redeem the game codes. Or did I miss something? stack ancients? wards? smoke ganks? is this your tip for a player with 900mmr? > Wow we have come a looooooong way since then. Now everyone is much stronger...SO MUCH STRONGER That is frightingly uncanny That's a song by the same name of a different band. did you have a premium pass cuz that was a lot of premiums? Did I write this under a pseudonym? I showed this to my mom who watches Korra with me. I'm sitting here holding back tears and she's singing You Are My Sunshine in the other room. Sometimes I worry about her sanity. I may need to try some of that. *Hahahahaahaha* ..... Idk what to watch right now 65 bucks for a heatsink + fan? That Holmgang at 7:40 (drg pov) though Weird days, my sleeping times are all over the place. It's so weird when you don't know when you should eat or sleep Oh my god. You look exactly like a male version of my friend Kayleigh. Like, seriously man you even have the same hair, just with a little less volume. Or like shitstains. Or rust. Or anything else really. It kinda capped out at a certain point, and the hall getting more and more messy and disgusting after each loop was one of the details that added to the creepy ambiance. But I guess Lisa creeping around did a good enough job of filling in the gap. I really wouldn't want that much weight pressing into my shoulder, with a sharpened edge ok..ya'll need to be nice ..my wife has signed up on reddit Potency is an item I listed as something to consider on her lol yeah I assumed that water would be enough and maybe some baking soda + ACV. I do **not** want to think about how hard it would be to beat Pride if he did that. "Fixing his race"? I don't even... except they don't play anything alike, even there walls work differently. Stealth kit does that? That's crass. cannot unsee Now that's some insanity wolf shit right there Out of those I've only seen Game of Thrones. However, there aren't really an overarching villains/story lines. Each season is fairly self contained and I'm pretty sure that there aren't cliffhangers between seasons Man, seeing how fast those bikes fly into the gravel is scary wow. what server do you play on I remember going to Mexico and seeing tons of penis pipes LOL all shapes and sizes. The salesman felt the need to pick every size up and tell me what race the man was by the size of the pipe. Of course he picked up the biggest one and said "Mexican penis" Im shockingly saying that my height changed (as odd as it sounds).... I found out I was pregnant because when out at a fancy Italian restaurant for lunch, I burst into tears for no reason First guy - ( how many fps did you have before? fuck, what a goal... Di Maria must never EVER leave... Holy. Shit. ...asks unclepedo. Invested as in time? Prolly a year? Uh........so what you're saying is an ASUS Sabertooth X58 Motherboard, an Intel Core i7-960 3.2GHz, 12GBs DDR3 1600 Triple Channel RAM, and a Radeon HD 7870 qualifies as a "Shitty PC"??? Or maybe just test the donor for HIV. I'm pretty sure that's a thing. Why on earth would you install 12.04 (if it's fresh install) and not 14.04? You're a tech with customer and personal data on your tower but don't have a simple login screen password? I had my first period for my first week of 6th grade. because she has some nice pictures on the interweb lets take the most boring mode and make it part of pro games.....yayayayayay......no...just no My mom worked with the guy that did this Daaaaaaayyyuuuuuummmm. thats awesome Lets all make this face. Still don't like those gills wait.... so I could eat a CSS to the face and be unharmed? This has been around for a while; not sure if Riot left it like that intentionally or not .....I understand that "lifestyle" is a word which normally carries a whole lot of negative language in this particular context, but "homosexual?" What about that do you perceive as negative? It just clarifies where someone is along a spectrum as a way of making conversation more coherent. Do you also bristle at "Bisexual" or "Heterosexual?" .....I understand that "lifestyle" is a word which normally carries a whole lot of negative language in this particular context, but "homosexual?" What about that do you perceive as negative? It just clarifies where someone is along a spectrum as a way of making conversation more coherent. Do you also bristle at "Bisexual" or "Heterosexual?" I couldn't agree more. Also, for any DOTA players out there, feel free to add me on Steam and maybe we can play sometime! username on Steam is Jeffro826. Hope that's not against the rules November here! But *late* November. Dear god, I hope she doesn't come early. You don't GET sex??????? Sorry, I just had to say it. I mean, it's so true. Seems legit to me Whoa As a former intern, I can say I've never heard of someone being forced to work that long By the gods. Don't tell me I've been running the site for an entire day without commenting my achievements progress That aint right. Not criticizing, but does the share button not work on these screens? I was too surprised to try, myself, but if I had thought some more of it I'd have tried that faster than grabbing a phone/camera. after clicking gw2pao.exe in the extracted folder it disappears from the folder Can you imagine if someone threw one ball in there?! I'm referring to whatever upgrades this new edition will include - I'm assuming it's not the HD pack. Which I referenced in the post you replied to Dat scream What's the context of this scene? Huertas with dat pass Is there a point to this? Background of this? Derrick Rose looks really good. I'm convincing him he needs to be on time. I will not be spending Thanksgiving in the hospital. My sister is sworn to food delivery if I do. YOU DID WHAT! The top comment from 2 years ago is exactly the same as this one Is Zero Theorem even released, yet? The most common reaction I get from young women is this: I'm...not seeing it. This is true. I hope they don't do this to Fallout 4 The thought is in fact disturbing, a two-dicked ghost working his dicks in your nostrils. XD you can't have two of the same villager lol! If that was possible... omg Same here. Except I'm only 5'7". I have disproportionate legs 0.5 is heaps... That's a lot That's actually a great idea There is a god damned ocean of Bill Miller's in San Antonio That's a lot of potty time OMG that guy on the bottom right looks like he's wearing a mask Number 4... Thanks! I don't know why its getting down voted though a rolled taco? Why did I watch that twice? I'm not sure if I should be turned on or turned off!!! I voted for Romney, i just recognize shitposting when i see it. You clearly didn't even put in enough effort to use the ms paint text tool instead of drawing the words on yourself Amazing Yeah, I know. It was (poor) sarcasm, but this is hella good info. I feel like I discovered a cheat sheet for a test or something. I've got more pics of stuff that's come through. Next time I'll light it on fire, then try to pee on it to put it out or something. ( Sure it does. If you want it to be like 8 feet long and tall *silent screams* I'm surprised to see Wind Sylphid which is a support in ATK list whoops sorry if i sent you that msg four times lol Nice setup, although the room itself resembles a rape room of sorts they have a twitch ? i read this as sewed... ON the cat and had a look like Cleverbot How do you pay the cashier before pumping gas? Do you have to decide how much you want beforehand? I thought that you did a great job with light and shadow with PhotoShop. But you convinced me now. I don't know what to say except: Great good I have both of those books One of my exes watched too much porn, and obviously some raunchy stuff, because the things he asked me to do to him were not what I was used to. Oh, and for the record, I've never "squirted" before. Yes, I get really wet sometimes, but squirting/ shooting... no, never had that happen. Too consecutive? Wtf??? Can you just leave him plz? or iss it? *Mom's. Spaghetti.* *** are you my evil twin? you play mouse only as well, and you have the same mouse as I do Thanks for advice. Problem is, that here in Czech republic, it's problem to get certain brands. I can usually buy just big brands like Razer, Asus, MSI and such, but no luck with dozens other interesting brands. Not so easy to be brother in here. Stuff is lot more expensive and selection is not so wide as well Dat ASS Oh gosh, how do you even do that to a disk? Is this like a photoshop to make something else look like a photoshop? Hmph. Maggie? The finnish saying goes that smoke follows the sheep fucker Apparently a special on Fresh Ham today... Is there ANYTHING in this game which is NOT coded as a minion?! Oh god...Star Wars flashbacks! Skyrim Logic I don't get it either. I didn't notice any of the supposedly abominable animation people whine about, the story was good and the characters were interesting. What's so bad about the first few episodes? God bless not. They always scare the shit out of me even when i know this statue is one... Det kan da være meget relevant?? Liara. In ME1 she is just annoying and to much for me. In ME2 she is just cold, so cold(get why but still COLD D:) and in ME3 she kind of scare me It was posted to instagram Keyword: elderly. I sure as hell would rather put up with the creepy old dude following me around the store than go somewhere and teach him how to internet. Your leg looks a lot like mine I have no problem working with headphones, however there is only one problem, its just that for some reason my computer gives off a lot of kind of ambient noise, it's like I can hear the innards of my computer going about Poop has never really scared me until I watched a couple episodes of "Monsters Inside Me". I triple wash my hands with lot of soap after I empty the litter box. Some of these parasites can lay eggs in your eye balls. How is it not an RPG? Daaaamn! Good on her. Way more outstanding than Russel MAV has an EMP charge?! Who is Chris Traeger? I remember that username That chick that have the starting command was one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen in my entire life ~ Ahhh **The Golden Ass**... teaching you that donkey shows are as old as time. Who does that! If that isn't a cry out for help, idk what is. . . WTF? Leave when you still can Without even using some kind of reddit fancy alias convention, I looked at your username and thought: "Damn, that's the woman who melts at the sight of cats!! Hmm, she clearly embodies a fascinating duality. On the surface, she's loving cat memes, but on the inside, kicking her husband in the balls for fun." Wait i think some people took me seriously Any shiny is fine (are ghe ivs on gengar or umbreon any good? 25? Are there development consoles? I bought 7 copies You are blogging about SEO and Marketing, and you are asking for advice on monetizing your site? So in Manitoba, if you're 20 feet from the intersection when the light turns yellow, you're supposed to slam on the brakes and pray? Unicorn balls are sweet? ooc: Although he might accidentally step on both Blue and KC. but it is an MMO I think so... I know her actually Yeah. As I said. How long did it take to make all of those? You.... You're psychic Do you even life, bro? Right... We're going to Philly next All couples don't do this? So, uh, what's the deal with that? Why do you *need* to wait for the 'drop' to have a good time? There was "France" in 387 BC? U sure they played vs Jin Air Stealths He is our mystery man. The ump called the first pitch to Rollins a strike which was lower than the 2-0 call earlier. It's like a lava lamp. O_o Pretty creative stuff my man. Wow, that thumbnail got fucked up I can't believe what's going on You mean the earths rotational axis? That would mean CLG is using quaternions for rotation! Dawn of the planet of the apes It scared the joint out of your mouth? Damn, I'm imagining a little joint with really scared eyes... I read that as "Green Party out polluting Labour in Canterbury" and was Holy damn I never knew this!! How do you eat that shit Thing is, most of the young people I've known who were children in the cult are not practicing Normally, you have each flag in opposite corners and the goal is to get your opponents flag. This seems to just be a normal match though really? Jealous I've added it to my list events I want to go to. I've seen old warplanes in museums but the couple of times I've seen them in flight I laughed at a guy committing suicide But you felt the orgasm when you was 9 After seeing Krimz? Or Olof? 2 Shot f0rest from CT/Hell on Nuke when f0rest was at T-Red I'd disagree with the range arguement still. Even f0rest immediately typed in chat " Relax, WatermelonSalad. Have you just spent 3 comments talking to yourself? Triple H selling for Brie. I dun think you can do that for the next 12 months. Hahaha....wait....do I know you? He really is man, he literally wanted to destroy one of our most loved natural wonders (the Great Barrier Reef) for coal/oil 120 stories, holy molly But if it's implanted in our brains, might not it come out during a trip as reality. Wow, she's pretty! Those eyes.... i think everyone was. that kid was REALLY loud. Sometimes I swing my keys around. I might lose a finger or two Damn, I was going to write exactly that, down to every single word. Damn, how can he stare at top lane for so long at the beginning right in front of a thresh and corki while in tower range?! oh, the forums said that's what they eat during obon festival What's that in your pocket ... Dell still exists? wait so where did you start out in season 4? Bronze IV and you did all those games? whaaaaaaat you're telling me my nipples are going to become even more sensitive when I start HRT?! Omfg.... they're already oversensitive, I can't even imagine what that's going to be like I can't load anything from batoto for some reason Very weak straw poll from Stuff but not what I was expecting. Thank you for this comment- the thread was starting to sicken me a little. Masturbating to the universe, that's an interesting fetish. they did now make it... people sized I know right? Shaco and khazix would be interesting I did not know about the kalosdex, that was just the first one that came to my head since I used that in in my pearl version. That's interesting, now that I looked up the list of numberless pokemon there are a lot I soppose fat asian kids appeal to youths these days You have Ollehs? How the...I'm not even gonna ask how you guessed that correctly Nakow. Mahirap na maabutan ng palpitations kapag kaharap si crush. Baka mahimatay ka... or worse. Looks like he can almost touch his own kneecaps without bending down! I'd do anything At no time does consent enter the picture. Why? It's missing the part in which the third guy goes out unnoticed and makes an actual request before speaking to the lamp. The tea is then brought, the two go Should have saved the money from buying gold to put toward a gym membership. Since when did Rock Dragon drop anything? I've used AIDE years ago, I didn't know it now comes with LibGDX Its really amazing how totally unapologetic she and the others are about this. 'Lie down my *baby*, your time will come' DOS is a strange thing. It become full release after the summer sale Really ? I could have TKed all these blue bitches ? Without consequences DMX IS A GRILL? Wow... just... uhuh! Thread down voted!! Suppose some feathers have just been ruffled *(one shall wear that as a badge of honor)* I love blowing people's minds, but I easily come across as either arrogant or (fuck can't hit on the english here but in afrikaans it's) "beterweterig". It's actually a really hard skill to allow people to explain their entire viewpoint on something, when you disagree wholeheartedly, to better foster the idea that you've listened to them and they should reciprocate. Even though they usually don't Jesus Christ a glitch in the Matrix! My Intel **i7** uses about 175 watts Your hair looks so much better short Yah, this isnt new nor surprising, and I'm not even Mormon good lord, those cascades YOUR REDDIT ACCOUNT IS ALIVE?! Whoa So, no one in pub games copy what pros do? First I've heard of that too. Huh. First Metaphysical thread I've noticed since I joined the community a few days ago - looks like the reputation for vehement arguments popping up was accurate. who says I'm a CLG fanboy? 2 Weeks mate I think Some of them theoretically can live forever! Those bastards can regenerate every part of their body Imagine a collision when your dick is inside a tank of gasoline. > The link to the imgur album appears to be broken I just got a sudden urge to impregnate a woman and bring little angels like your son into the world didnt you see fnatic vs alliance in the finals?? It'll be Nintendog +Pikachu. That or "Day Care Centre Simulator". The things that you cannot unsee from that game... is that series still running, i thought it quit like 7 years ago Fuck! Mmh, Awkward i have the file on my Laptop but not on my Pc ....will it not open that way on a PC? I didn't know Timur could have a club foot You bring a gun to school? Does this mean that the first copies are sent out to the reviewers? I have no clue "I personally find tattoos only applicable to circus performers and trash." Applicable to performs and TRASH. You seem to have forgotten the last part. What's the OT? I didn't send anything to anyone except for two other people before you that cant be right Wow, so if you got 8 points every day, which is somewhat generous, that would be 1250 days. And someone was actually nearing that point. Even though that mouse is garbage. What kind of hands do you have in order for that to be comfortable What's wrong with you My job as a tester? Wait, am I being payed to be preview member? I made this a while back and MY GOD IT'S PURE JOY. For those of you who are wanting to make this: You WILL end up using all the butter in your house. ALL THE BUTTER. Nopenopenope No. If you keep the Drygores on death they don't lose charge. Technically.... but only a small part. DO WANT. But not at that price... Wow, sorry to read about that. People are jerks... and/or sociopaths. I have the snowboard OMG, the actual food is inflating??? ( and no 5% crit to get the 100%, can anyone explain why they never do it? i was looking at builds from korean solo q, same deal Agressiv? Wo? Du klingelst ja nicht mit einem ausgedrucktem und laminierten Zettel bei mir zu hause. Oder auf der ARBEITSSTELLE Wowser! Why cant I find a copy of Cows that isnt $50+? Just checked, it actually does I've never even seen these before, and I spend an unhealthy amount of time on this subreddit. The levels keep getting deeper and deeper Yeah, there would be some really big science that would happen if that were the case. That's a pretty good deal I've no idea how I forgot about it What is it spoiling? Well, at least you admit it... The main enemies of wolves is this so called darkness? What do wolves hate? Nononononononono, don't buy Prepare to Die Edition for PC, EVER. The worst port in the history of portdum. Yeah you can get the keys mapped but you can still tell they gave PC users the finger when porting that game I got a match and then two instant rematches Sports medicine?! My Penis exploded Some of those AL pitchers numbers I've seen it before deletion, much like many other things that happen here. You think topic like that could stay hidden from me on reddit? Pues en el caso a /r/[KarmaJuzgado](/r/karmacourt) no se entiende una chota e acá está todo claríssimo y facil de seguir. Paguen más a sus abogados ... digo yo ... >Also, chemical free tobacco exists? Σ( One of my friends is named Daniel Brito I like that video a ton $220 Not sure what option I actually got, but I'm quitting the internet for the day because of it. Well Played. OMG And I thought it was just me Thankfully a tree hasn't fallen on my house (yet). Sorry to hear about a tree falling *through* your house though Who is this? The ending felt a little bit rushed for me You reply to things on the personal finance reddit before your first cup of coffee in the morning? play something else then (O_o) ^^hi ( Sonic has a canon Yeah, I watched a few of his battles with his Pachirisu and it was pure creative. The bulkiness of the Pachirisu was unreal though considering it's base Defensive stats aren't too stellar to begin with.. I can't belive people take that theory seriously... I really thought it was just a joke I was waiting for that to get good. It did not. I guess it's better in the context of the novel. Ok, that's enough internet for today. Good night. Ryce wrote "LOL" x3 in half a second # Dem juices. Maybe I'm a robot with very big Emotional Intelligence This from the guy who when he campaigned said that he wanted a domestic security force as fully armed as our military. Asking somebody to get tea is douchey? Not just any sports wear design though... she studied at the Fashion Institute of Technology ! I took AP Bio, AP Calc BC, AP Psych, AP Euro, and AP Chinese last year as a sophomore (in addition to gym, Spanish IV and adv. English) This.. This.. I didn't know I needed this until just now I can hear him whispering that... I forget, but is that how your lifebar is in Extreme mode? ...and did you do this in Extreme mode? i think he was repeatedly partying too much and is now intoxicated I think you're taking my comment a little seriously...calm down. I'm fairly sure my neighbors have heard me, summer, open windows, loud orgasms.... Ya, I'm sure they have -_( Stephanie is just absurd tonight. Wow that's a lot This article is from March 2014 Is it wrong that a little part of me wanted this to happen to someone? Fuck me, so much freedom in one truck. His BB name is a title of a really difficult game and yet the basis of most religion is the idea of ultimate reward at the end.... people are confusing In this set, it looks like LD decided to skip leg day. oh cheezus nightmares for days The game's gonna be released by the time you finish that one But its says "in". DAT DEAN LOGO THO i don't understand How are you describing me & my life rn?.....are you...are you my male doppelganger? I meant to say both disparate *and* script kiddy The last panel looks like the sidebar pic Did all this just happen OR MAYBE I'M A WIZARD!!! Watched the whole thing, and those two are siblings How do you even enter a highway INCORRECTLY? came here to tell say what others already have- your eyebrows "I seem to have misplaced my keyboard." oh wow Same. I just keep getting the soulmate one. WHY DID I CLICK THIS?? That one didn't get to me as badly! I did Can you even get to the login screen. Cuz I cant Wait...if Reddit says not to listen to Reddit, do you listen Reddit? ..... single hardest question of all time Dude i got that same motherboard Oh,Dear didn't proofread this before postin...WhOOOops Wait...does that mean you hadn't even been born when the first book came out? An octopus painting, of an octopus paint in an octopus painting. Oh my gosh, she's incredible I want one What did you do to show it like that? Ehm... That's mindbogglingly stupid You are fucking lucky Why do people always say you can only control one family in TS3... do people not know you can switch households? Tapos biglang medyo umaraw parang walang nangyari. holy shit This one has an insane discharge current. 90C at 6400mAh Archie sure is a popular name isn't it?? How do you know the OP did it with a mouse? Still not as bad a day as that pigeon had. You do engineering coursework in feet and inches in the US?! If I had the strength to pull it off, would you allow me to throw a colossal light shield? Goddamn... Welcome! How about more I'm immune to cold showers This must be his 45th account posting via proxy Kitty love is good until it thinks it's a good idea to sink its claws in you I didn't even know the Pursuer's Armour had the screaming faces on it Well, I think even just based on my post which you responded to it should be clear that I'm actually neither. I'm not impressed with her writing, but I do enjoy a few of her books. My boyfriend can do this and I find it so hot There was a movie where a chicken found all of a mans nail clippings and hair from his entire life and then he murdered her and turned out to be a serial killer. You're both really sexy, and the smiles make it even better. Dat bulge Does it? What car? I paid $100 for mouse which looks like this have you never played gw2? you can't move your character from the center Man. We moved a colleague like this. But he happened to be the nicest person any of us knew and his wife was pregnant. We show up to his place and very little stuff was packed (like a few boxes) and turns out they have a slight hoarding problem. There was stuff EVERYWHERE. Up to the rafters. But we all love this man and so we just started packing up. Two of us were in the kitchen and opened a drawer with ketchup and mayo packets and napkins and single use disposable flatware that you get with takeout. Like this drawer wasn't opening properly because they had so much of this stuff. So we jokingly asked the wife if she wanted it packed and she says...yes. We looked at each other, silently, mutually noped and tossed the contents of the drawer when they weren't looking. 'Awful' and 'awesome' have the same number of syllables though... Not sure why its brought up my old piece I have no advice but that just sounds awful and im sorry Hm, I'm still able to break from stuns with Freedom AFTER I've been stunned. P-plastic? And to think, that's actually Travolta If Ramsey would have score a hattrick and Rooney another goal he would have had even more. sounds like the anniversary of her first period. Y las gallinas? Also, the current total is 101% Xcode beta 6 seems to work fine so far Holy shit dude, Heroes 3 is the best in the series by far. I loved Heroes 2, but Heroes 3 is excellent... Can't believe you skipped it This old-timer's got some wisdom This I'd be more on board with. The illusion has a more solid point to interact with. Much more than small circumference of a noose or rope August 24th! Do I get paid?, *REALLY??* You've been buying some incredibly expensive merchandise with all those emeralds! The black one looks really good. delivered it cut? I got it on the Zune store a few years ago and....... holy shit, TIL I don't have the full album. I have the 8:07/7:15 Root of All Evil/Panic Attack. I knew about the octave thing but I didn't know there was even *more* flow to it that I've been missing out on all along. Aaron Hernandez leaning in that the end: yo, Tom... Did that man disrespek you? Jesus H. Mole. Don't forget about the mystery GPs in late May! Stars aligning Oh wow. Thanks for the info such finger control Christ you're a machine at posting Arkansas news. Oh my goodness, I was obsessed with upgrading my Doom weapon (or whatever it was called) to the max. I think I upgraded it to level 45 or something ridiculous I thought you were going to say 'first we fatten them up and then we eat them too' All those desktop icons... Microsoft windows 95 shirt. He could see into the future In my language, Ohm means aunt/ uncle That is one interesting HUD layout. I never thought about putting proc buttons around there. Then again, I move my camera way too much to make that effective. I also don't understand how some people have so few buttons, im struggling with almost 5 full bars of stuff I use regularly and that's almost full How in the hell is Yangchan "callous"? If anything, she was the exact opposite of Callous. At one point in the show Murka realizes all the shit he said and just goes TIL you can Phase Shift dodge Finger of Death The girl looks like kristen wigg what on earth Wow. Uh, that is really odd. I never realized it was a Christian prayer. Putz....e esse óculos?! On a semi-happy note at least with all the money we spend on weapons they are being put to some use Are the 'chievos worth GS?... I'd hope not Are the 'chievos worth GS?... I'd hope not well we don't need to, it's already hit 10k This. I need more of this. Agreed! Plus that Manning Park area is always littered with speed traps. I didn't expect so many people to be surprised that he's not fat, he's just stocky which makes him look slightly bigger in a t-shirt, the fat jokes really got people believing Thank you very much! :) I spend a lot of time watching stuff on YouTube, so an account there has been very useful for me ... I registered in 2006 UP? have you seen this guy get gem and use his 3? How many bosses have you killed before their ultimate attack? Howdy fellow tanks! I just re-upped my sub after 6 years ( YAY the system alliance is beginning to take shape, now we just have to battle the Turians and then we can meet the Galaxy...... and then we meet the Reapers Me too I got it at Sephora on Sunday (the 17th)!! In fact I was so excited it was out early I dropped it right off the display and it broke. Yeah, i never knew the woman in Tom and Jerry was a racist stereotype when i was a kid.... I actually really liked her, and was really shocked when i found out she was a racist stereotype I suspect that this guy was a few donuts short of a baker's dozen, even before he graced the store with his presence Where do you get peaches at Starbucks? wow, this is too much to read, rather spend my time on something interesting.. But, but, where do you keep your spare wick and screwdrivers without completely destroying your shui! Sleep deprivation OP lol maybe its the fluoride *Morgan in a nutshell* -> This... is fifteen bucks in Brazil. 2000 mmr? you mean Woah I didn't really consider the distance but 10,000 yen for a taxi ride Jesus Christ. No sense of humor there I post this first and get downvoted....someone posts it hours later and gets a shitload of comments and upvotes I am debating whether or not to show this to my wife to help explain my fetish of 1 piece thong swimsuits and ankle socks. Thanks for the nostalgia, and flashbacks, Holy fuck how is that possible??? Source? O Oh man, I definitely feel you on this one. One of my friends told me she thought that being a Christian had brought me a lot of great things in my life, and I was so excited about bringing Christ into her life that I just spewed all this (truly) insane stuff at her. It was probably quite scary. Things like, "I've been praying for you for so long, that Jesus would show you who he really is and I think you're starting to open your eyes to his message!" Her response, paraphrased, was From the thumbnail, I thought that peach thing in the corner was someone's finger and was really confused about the scale for a second That's pretty shocking You must be like, the worst troll ever... lol by the time I got on here his comments were deleted. What was he going on about? Yeah ikr, last time I used an underground bunker was Map 14 (I think Oh, god, that would be terrifying... that isnt that far patience and time sniper because I am a hard core sniper and the specs look amazing. (active camouflage once you Aim down sight What the heck is with all the people in Ohio? Chaos bra ... Those started silly and went Stormfront real quick... Well that's really flipping random. Like....exactly when I asked?! Dude, I think we're telepathic Well now its nerfed to 80% which is much more appealing. IMO you made the initial nerf so bad on purpose so we would take second one as a buff :D Dem mindplays. Also i've never see that 40% bug Thats cruel Miles sounds like a younger Burnie.. This might be the game that gets me to buy a PS4 I'm curious about what the heckleberry you used this addon for before you found this feature.. wow holy shit dude, thanks a lot! Damn dude, didn't expect so much money to be cut down Yeaaah I just didn't want to have to spend that much money at once to get the free shipping. From other sellers, I'd have to pay anywhere from $10 to $30 just for one jar I always hear Panama What's wrong with its eye? It blows my mind that this only has 72 upvotes chest with prefix and suffix IIR? 5 year old nephew sees a woman with a Bindi (forehead gem) at a museum. Sticks little arm out, points finger, loudly, and I mean loudly asks "did she get shot in the head?!" I have this EXACT same phone AND stapler at my desk I call you Shaney I have this wallpaper what would he do whould he let his monster die or would he detach to keep his monster alive thus sending one of his monsters to the grave your bars... You even had all the em I wanted Man, your cat is planning something You could already see the potential !!! Don't blame me for your original ambiguities(errors?). All I've done is give you a chance to clarify(backtrack?). You're welcome. All of them are awesome Well I came here looking for this and I got it Interestingly, even after all that you couldn't run Crysis 3 maxed out @ 60fps. I wonder what it would take Or do Royal D'hide Vambs make you darker Damn... Still waiting in Wisconsin I didn't realize I *needed* a space invader potholder until just now. I play Planetside 2 and BR means battle rank to me An 100%? That background though.. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!??!! The smell of cooking beef Oh my that is a whole lot of water 2:16 why does the corpse look un-hollowed? How do you manage all blues? The weirdest part was that he was 21 wow very specific and correct That's only 6 ish hours a day. Varför tog du bort tidigare inlägget med precis samma länk? Those eyelashes Also, why are you still awake? Maybe some dudes just have really small dicks? o_O O_o o_O O_o o_O Madilim sa Manila kanina. Rushed home immediately to avoid traffic. Blue sky and the sun sa Fairview. Wow 9-2am Holy shit that turnaround Well, it's sweaters. GODDAMN SWEATERS. No one can contain my hype now Why? Is that the dog's name? I was out of town to visit my company's main office, where among the many employees there was a particular transgendered woman. When I got back home I mentioned her to my then-girlfriend who immediately asked: "Had she had surgery?" .... did you bet on og though What about the Muktuk eating contest? How about the Ear pull? Was Vulcan Raven right about those??? What the actual fuck? Wait wait wait... do you have $2000 in your steam wallet Wouldn't that be enough destructive power to have an effect on the global atmosphere or environment? Not only that, but they also equate the fact she used someone else's property without the owners permission to "some people just hate kids" - as if OP was implying it would be ok if an adult did that? Idk, seems like a stupid way to "win" by using the mum/baby card. It seens akin to if the baby had been black and an adult would she have said "some people just hate black people?" GgggG... GGggggGGggggg... gggGgGGG To be honest, I'd like the ol' 3.5 thing that says "Wizard, Sorcerer, Cleric" next to it if it can be cast by that class. It's not too clunky to add this, and will be great to add so when someone (PC or DM) reads through the manual and they get excited about a spell, they don't have to flip back and forth just to see who can (or can't!) cast a certain spell what the actual fuck?? Almost $4 at the market now The hairstylist in me was like "Wow, that's going to fade into a gorgeous ashy blonde" but the 16yr old with her first job that had school the next day and wanted platinum blonde and orange hair was sobbing (thanks, Paramore). I was just like Yes. wow Someone in my house just decided to reset the router this is an adorable puppy. You better have taken her home How is this cyberpunk? .... you think sex 1-2 times a week is LL? And then drive it home? People think that? That's weird, I never said "None of this matters to me, please give me what I want instead of what you were planning on working on." at all. I'm half way to buying a tablet for mobile gaming due to how warm my phone (HTC One M8) sometimes gets from gaming for long periods. What does it mean if I suck at guitar hero? Ahh, well I suppose the method could be improved upon then Very curious but the second Diancie doesn't have fixed IVs? Hold on brb trade is derping. Also I think I got a duplicated furfrou from that last glitch Oniel Cousins is starting... Thought this was somewhere in Europe, only to find out it's 20 miles away from me. Huh. Weirdness Haha. I didn't realize there were any Caleb fans :P (jk......he is pretty to look at i...i think i found somebody just like myself Also Time Travels also Ain't it great?! holy shit, at least you got it back I guess Those cheeks are so full The audio from the video started playing really deep and slow for whatever reason. He sounded like a giant Bro coders are the best coders. Yes we do, its because we're pervy bastards afraid to speak our minds and scare the girl away before we reach the bedroom *enter the specified word* *they give a number* How do you support 4 kids with that salary Yeah sure But what if it's a written exam... RTFA. There are several examples in the text of the resolution. Doesn't "late great" usually mean the person is dead? Trust me, I have. I somehow never made it that deep for forerunner stuff I do not have the patience for turking anymore. Where did you get the patience from to farm constantly for 5 hours Holy balls, I never knew that was an eye. Poutine is the best How many I think you got dowvoted by users that didn't play the Oregan trail game. ...I didn't even know they shut down Woo! Congrats! I've still got 8 hours to go... gonna be a 10 hour day for me I'm sure that's PROBABLY English. Oooooo now I want an amulet of Mara to put on my bouquet! Anyway, i think she need two of them, one is not so pretty Little does OP know that these two are actually are traveling water circus. very common in south American. OP how could you get the name of the gun wrong when it's in the picture Thanks, hope that works but that grid looks confusing as hell There's a Twitter account? Sorry if this is a stupid question (maybe it's a cultural reference or something) but what is that? A person who doesn't need to wipe their ass? I imagine it must damage computers when you are working on them while weathering ( thanks! and yeah I have to go that same amount of time between 16 and 28 to get to 40 weeks now....I'm kinda scared how much bigger i'll get I had forgotten most of volume 3 since I read it so long ago...that's a HUGE spoiler Why are you playing so slow? It takes your like 2-3 seconds every turn to decide which skill you want to use How can MC get booring? Well my first caught shiny in fire and I was like: WHAT WHY IS THIS ODDISH GREEN? Good god, *how*?! ( I love SB and have been dying to try King's Crown!!! SB's Mother's Milk blew me away, and when i looked at the KC site so many of those flavors sound so freaking amazing. I've been wanting to get more of the SB line and start getting into the King's Crown stuff... But yea... Bills before vaping sadly :( maybe next month i'll be able to order some. I'm almost out of juice too ( Why would he consistently feign ignorance well how many can you fill exactly Damn top, your like 10 miles an hour faster than me on corner exit You mean the plus spirit bonus? try out the Joke on Xerath (Ctrl + 1) and tell me what he says, thats not his normal joke or am I wrong? need that Sinister Shadow Games THAT'S TERRIFYING HAHAHAHA wow you really don't have to be sorry because I GOT A WILD SHINY DURANT ENCOUNTER. They hatched though! Once I catch the durant I'll issue a trade Muslim here. Just saying, that would do bugger all. Islam is nothing about killing and kidnapping, they're in direct violation of their own religion already, so you think they'd care? Also we are simply forbidden to eat non-halal meat, we can still touch it. Hell, I wouldn't be sitting in my own car if that was the case. Oh, and I hear jokes about dropping bacon lol. Not to over-analyze for no reason, but in the event we are forced to break a rule (like say one was forced to... eat bacon at gunpoint... ( Rest of the evening I never said no Daisaku Ikeda has made an entire career out of keeping it classy im gonna scoop your eyes out with a spoon and make you watch yourself die You have to pay for your syringes? Don't tell me you have to pay for your alcohol swabs, needles, waste bins, condoms and blood tests too????? Why does this D1 game have over 100 deaths in 40 minutes? That's a bronze level amount of kills in a game Ha if you think That's a weird dream: a while back I had a dream that for some reason Ross was like Dr Who and that he played enough games on steam train he had to regenerate which for some reason ended up turning into me I would add you just because of how awesome your psn is Haha,my god. Your post really made me laugh,and I really needed it too. But damn,Cricket REALLY does suck What if..... I was a guy... Did anyone else see the history search? it said megaporn Wow you're god Thanks. These Winston Churchill ones were quite entertaining. I laughed so hard on my bus that the girl next to me went, Along with having stored decades worth of chakra. (>^_^(> Is that a pic of a dick at the top? Q( Q______( Are you kidding? It doesn't take anywhere near a whole day to get to 120 without the two latest heroes. Hi! Good discussion guys. Let me chime in with our perspective. Sorry, this is huge. **Spoiler Alert**: Or just maybe the CIA is funnelling weapons and money to all sides (including Israel). You are using a network for 10 people on 5mbps? Holy shit, that's intense..... Even yours? How can I trust you Literally? i'll be damned, it's still being flagged. does reddit block xvideos.com links now ? That's what I wondered after I thought about it, but my initial reaction was It's going to fuck up my stomach? 50Mbps? Fuck, I pay like 120$ just for 15Mbps Just got employed in the southern Flint area. Moving there in a few weeks. I've lived about 30 minutes away my whole life, and I've spent a lot of time in the area. I don't think it's so bad.... I mean, it's not like it's Detroit... Oh gosh I had a total heart attack watching this Of course it is..I think... What does reloading actually mean? I've always thought...it just meant putting a magazine/bullets into your gun after you're empty... Why do people buy bullets and jackets separately and combine them? Downhill? 1/32 P-61? Ice? I thought he was into crack not meth ( <_ <)(> _> )( She not gonna be reworked Zach thinks that the first day of fall is August 21st Why do you collect jars of animal blood? Ummmm, okay... Wait- is it my cake day?! I was in a match with you yesterday Yoga ruins me, i get horrible lower back pain and my hamstrings hurt for days. Don't get me wrong, i am the definition of inflexible. My wife (Physiotherapist) has suggested I try something a little less hardcore to begin with this may have solved a problem I've been having with my DJ. Thank you for this advice Bought myself XFX DD R9 290 (Black OC Edition) with 4Gb vram, my 770 2Gb SLI crashed while Crysis 2 with High settings (upper GPU was 80c), but this card.. runs all maxed out (yes, ALL maxed out) and runs only 70c Wait, you bluescreen on dark souls...? Weird. I can run it perfectly fine on my *laptop*, even. NVGs did it for me. Uuuuuuuh... Yeap, i guess that'd do it. This is fake right? Add me on skype Wyspir1331, the guy that looks like tarzan Play the piano to send secret messages? What team do you run w zebra? Servers are back up, I'm in game. So you basically just removed Minerva and Juno from AC's story? I approve entirely! Any situation where First Civ Roman goddess hologram ladies have been removed from the equation automatically makes any plot better. I thought it couldn't get any worse than in ACII/ACB but then they went and made one of them a "rogue AI". I've gone blind!!! Sometimes I just shouldn't click Reddit has become sentient! Why would anyone go in combat with the scabbard still on? Why so many downvotes? Holy crap thats what I've been missing dafuq? Oh my... why is it not centered? Aaaaargggh!! Get it off! I use alt for wep switching £60 a week? This is an awesome giveaway with all these Trick Room Pokémon! Yeah it was pretty scary i mean its bad enough when you see things but when you hear your name being called you feel like your being targeted or something! Really creepy You're not sure if you've been nude with male friends? And she has that Frost Butt Skin Is your cousin actually a bear? I really hope he can make it into season 5. Like, if he leaves his character doesn't die, he just becomes hiatus like Isaac. Seriously can't wait to see if he's got more powers other thanbeing fire proof! Maybe he'll spout feathers and start cawing from a tree (Scott has fur, Jackson has scales, Parrish with feathers... that is slightly disturbing now that i think about it How many did you expect? Monkey Lord? Rob Chapman? Missouri isn't the south? Why on earth did you screenshot it But think of the juicy DownB > Command Grab Seismic Toss Yeah...I'm overlooked pretty much always Police and military are the same thing now? I woke from a dream this morning where my Grandmother said "Hey! lets go get a bottle of wine from the store to drink!" and I proceeded to yell at her that I can't drink then push her against the wall and bitch slap her face repeatedly, like until my hand hurt in the dream. he could finally live up to his Name i thought about that, but then you can't really sell it if you ever decide to... although why would i want to sell it Never underestimate the stupidity of the average user. I just woke up. Uh. Last year I was a research assistant to a professor in the classics department. In my dream she had me sorting a bunch of ridiculous clothing by size and color so that she could dress her class in it during the exam to discourage cheating. Will that actually mean no Sjokz Anymore Apparently NYPD has a mortar Finally a reason to play X1 when having people over. Although this probably won't take much time away from Wii U's MK8, You Don't Know Jack was always popular in my groups. Also the ubiquitous controllers is a very smart move as I only own 1 X1 controller ... is that a Reaper at 0:24? uh...dude? Dude's, like, 13 Why so many greek gods? It's 70% off on the UK one, holy crap Shit I didn't even know that was a thing MK3MOD0 $181,000 googling shows it might be a rocket launcher At first I misread the title as "7-Year-Old Turns Into Mother for Cooking Meth" I was like Woot, just yesterday you had 4 keys, how did you manage to get 30? i never said mine is full pink. the full pink i posted is from another person. as you can see it´s a FN one, not MW like mine ahhh thanks, and what tha hell with that goddess name lol, this was something like my 15th+ attempt at him lol... Only really died to Johannes like twice, but that fountain.... egads - this was oddly enough only the second time I had seen the fountain use its normal melee attack Once, I was volunteering at a kite festival and this kid is by himself and starts crying. I ask him where his daddy is and he says "I don't have a daddy!" And I'm like There's a news retard? That is one powerful adapter - 230W maximum wtf dude? i'm not de creator of this video Wait, you're telling me the Eiffel Tower ISN'T 500km-tall? I came here thinking: I would never be able to keep that on. There was dialogue???!!!! Woah Since I never owned an NES, I always thought of Ness from Earthbound/Smash getting married Am I the only one who didn't get their advice? Will do! Right now we have gotten donations of dahlias, but no idea how to turn those into a lei Redline is ugly and jaguar isn't? And it takes 0 skill to buy aegis Can't you set a turtle to quarry their base from the top? this is the proper answer, but when does the daily mission reset? Ponto pra Veja! ^^Yay ^^\o/ ^^...?! ^^ wow, okay, that explains everything I feel so sorry for the people who picked cod ghosts Did she actually pay $2500 a month all by herself? Very interesting. I'll admit that, since I've had such a deep feeling about just how strange our little flower patch is for sooo many years of my life (pretty much since I was a young kid), I'm not sure how much of the doc will make me go "Wo. The only one of these that seem east to me is the west coast road trip, and even that only because I have family in San Francisco. These all seem equipment heavy, and very expensive. Some may have the means to go on these, but certainly not me. *looks at flair* Wouldn't it burn through the road or something The title says "iOS apps on Android" but the article title is "Android app on iOS" ...wh...what? How is he still employed? But... Responded with a response? Yeah it still crashes immediately, I even installed the torrent files instead...I'm so confused, my computer is more than capable of running the game So... all asians have FAS? Do things like that actually happen? thanks, mousesavers.com is missing a bunch of letters/numbers in firefox Am I missing something? I only see one computer and the title implies two. Too bad I won't watch it, I'm a big baby and can't even watch people other people it. ^(I literally had nightmares. HOLY SHIT Of course he can, but he has to be some kind of deluded think he's important douche canoe if he thinks that him leaving means the project is "shutting down". Up here in Nor*Cal too. Top of the Hat Heating and Air had a small home starter kit for $5k for 500sqft home, 10k for 800sqft home. Not sure why so cheap if everyone says the norm is 20 to 50k I'm alright. I don't feel good and I'm stuck at work. I always hear this bullshit, but who really cares about being better than them? Thank you so much! I hate to ask because I feel like I'm asking to much, but can I also have a 1080p version bc I have dual monitors Call it what it is: THE CYBER WARS { 45€ So I just got 2 matches within 10 minutes of each other...never leave me alone, I need you I am? More pics please I worked as a manager in a sales center where all the reps made calls to sell all sorts of printers, cartridges, anything print related to variety of businesses. Pretty grinding work, so there was a lot of turnover, so we had referral program that paid off if someone stayed for 6 months. A buddy was working for me and he referred some kid he knew from elementary school. The kid shows up and he seems odd. First week on Thursday he's like ohh yeah I have court in the morning I need tomorrow morning off. I was a bit surprised. Told him to go handle what he needs to and get in when he can. Later in the day I ask my friend why is he going to court. My friend tells me his mom is suing him because he owes her money. I'm like oh. Then my friend laughs and I ask what's so funny. Turns out the dude lives with his mom. I asked him was that lady that drops him off and picks him up every day his mom. Turns out it was. The next day he comes in complaining that his mom woke him up extra early for court. I asked him how much he owed his mom. He told me about $120 for renting some movies on cable and that he shouldn't pay because they sucked and didn't show anything. It is the first time you have gotten a Great work of Writing? That must suck for Annie players One time as a kid my parents were shopping for homes and we were looking at this model home, you know complete with all the fake shit that it comes with. I remember seeing this bowl of fruit on this table and it looked really good. So I grabbed a grape and ripped it off the stem and the real estate lady saw me so I popped in my mouth. Her eyes went like That aphro "Curses" does This first few seconds of that video contain one of the most unexpected things of my life But Yemen is male Ma'am? HARDCORE MODE "MissDicca" in the middle of almost every shot? is this a joke? For me the flair is covering the "points+time ago" text and it looks so weird dem chins And cab is weaker than them and he got nerfed Working with an already made pattern correctly poses a different problem for me. It says to not go by the US standard sizes, but to go by the inches..I'm normally a US 8, but according to the pattern I was a 12. I went with the 12 and everything was way too large....everywhere. So confused because the measurements on the chart were my body's. Wait, you could? When I open my eve.exe file, it causes the Launcher to open anyways... How is this working for everyone else Seems to be a shirt for Sing Sing, a DOTA 2 player famous for talking a lot about masturbation.. It makes so much sense.. You're honestly putting *this* in the same category as *that?* I feel like the Black Templar I knew back when I first played Warhammer have been killed From the thumbnail I thought they were having sex at first I am literally right round the corner from where it happened Shyvanna too cool.... and too scary I can't decide who I hate more out of the two of them haha. Yeah, the birth scene was so strange I was thinking about that too.Didn't they say all weapons have some sort of transformation to them?It would be kinda weird if you would have like transformable swords.Then again we are talking about a Miyazaki game so who knows what that mad man came up with. Why do you rebuff her attempts? For a long time I thought he was the same age (or a bit less) as Xavi, then found out he is 4 years younger You just gotta spend money, also Saxton Hale isnt in this video Sega still exists? How are they getting by? just licensing out Sonic??? this guy doesnt like whitegoose Intestinal parasites are an STD? LA... like Louisiana? Uhhhhhh... Zoo we mama! Dude that is the first video that's made me duck in real life surely they cant be *that* much.. Got make yourself known somehow. I've also heard throwing rocks at their window helps. But eh what do I know? Some days man. The worst is after a day of them being in monster mode and then they do something sweet or cute and your like aww and it settles down and then BAM my pet monster all over again. how does the audio changes in VOD affect Twitch Ymir? Cómo no me di cuenta de eso? from the thumbnail I thought it was going to be a picture of a fat guy trying to tuck in his belly into his shirt Look at Ember's name... "+5 -50" The thing about text is you don't have to ask anyone to repeat w.t.h they said, you just re-read it... useful because sometimes you might need to re-read it like 4 times before it sinks in, like... just now. News story? I'm not gonna front... during the early days of my usage, my dealer invited me over to hang out one night. I lived in the suburbs and they lived 20 miles away in a "rural" neighboring county. I had been driven to their house once before so I thought I was good. I'll tell you what, shit does not look the same at night. I drove around lost for about 4 hours with my radiator overheating. I just kept pulling over and smoking until I decided to ask for directions home. I was all slower systems? wtfs that got to do with more 3d models? Oh god its all coming back to me *zooms into brain through eyes* ... the old map... good times... *memory of voluc and/or moya smashing me* ... and... bad times too Doom and Rubick, both w/ Aghs refresher That sounds exactly like me when I was 12... Honestly, if I had hair that color I would grow it out and make every woman you meet jealous. That is some fabulously blonde hair He was watching my video. Where is that rock located? I don't have NX I know those feels Mon Dieu, this shitty parenting has spread over to Frog-land too? do you have this in 1920X1080 with no subtitles? you will be my hero Apparently menstrual extraction is a thing..... Apostles be like At Wrigley though? The ball would have to ricochet off the bricks if thats possible or iono like a diving play in the outfield that passes by?? O_O O_O The material that a slip and slide is made of IS hydrophobic...so just as slippery I guess One time a vacuum salesman asked if my parents were home. I'm 23 Aw man. I'm sorry. :( I had a similar experience at a salon. I asked for a smoky eye and the girl doing my makeup told me I shouldn't wear smoky eyes because they were too small. The way she said it was blunt and rude in my opinion. I had to *insist* and she gave me an eye roll. I also had to ask her to blend more and she had no idea what contouring was. What? Really? you can get a 750ti for that *new* It's not even a struggle it's a way of life Front page of ECR top post is called Daily Vape Pics Thread and that's where you post this... you said it yourself its not very fancy or a big collection I understand. I'm also in that same boat with blowing off people cause I like this guy who's out of state. Oddly, he's in Alabama. What's the purpose of extra gold find when we're all just waiting for seasons? That screaming mirror scene... So, /u/buster_boo, I may or may not have just spent $50 online at Old Navy. Lebron in that Cleveland jersey My mom reads this book so we can pretty much get tops for free? I went back today and found the dinner plates as well. I still didn't buy any of it though. I did find 4 complete place settings of Schirnding porcelain? It was the tea cup, the saucer, and the salad plate (?). Again, I know nothing about porcelain or china. I just looked at the mark and Googled. They also had some Alka and Dansk, but the Schirnding was the only complete set. The rest seemed to just be pieces here and there. After that, I went to a nearby church thrift store for the first time and was...unimpressed. The not banged up stuff was expensive, the trashy stuff was more than I'd pay. Also stopped by the Salvation Army since I haven't been there since we moved here and HOLY SHIT! Dresser $150. Toy rack with bins $40. Table and chairs $250. For that price, I can go to my local IKEA and get new stuff (though I always hit their clearance section first). Seriously, the prices are stupid. Used 3-ring binder in the Back To School section for $3.00?!? Walmart sells them NEW for less than that. And I bought RM850 for single XFX DD R9 290 Black Edition OC.. totally wurf.. Holy shit, those youtube comments Was that Town and Country Goodyear as in Goodyear AZ...or just a brand name of some sort? I was at Goodwill today and found "pair" of slip on shoes that consisted of one complete shoe, and 3/4 of the other shoe. It looked like someone took a huge bite out of the heel. Hubby and I were like WTF? Buy..........just..........what........the.........hell..... Er... what's your point here? I wholly agree with those previous points I've made I don't know man, I think you're doing pretty well already (coming from a dude). And those eyes, man, those eyes! And you know she is a single mom, how? - -_- the turn I eat 3 meals a day in 800 cals I'm extremely surprised no one put it up yet Pirate dreads with bonuses to their faction ewar. They ignore supercap invulnerabilty to ewar and we get a couple new capital sized mods How do you do a movie on minecraft DUDE CALM THE FUCK DOWN I was gunna say "are you sure hes not just lying" but I guess its happening to many people. I also have 7 link karma.... 1st time seeing my country on Reddit I dont like the idea of muslims claiming mecca or Iran as "muslim states" but I dont hate muslims themselves. Am I a muslim hater? have you been watching Penny Dreadful? OMG SO GORY! I've never watched anything through my fingers before but there was a particular scene that I did this for These are really good Well I think that's a bit of a stretch but whatever the one strand that sticks up. all hail \( Uuuuh...i need a new pair of pants Someone on another sub made a joke about having a magic vagina that made men do things against their will. Worryingly one of the conspiracy nuts thought they weren't joking. 71% ?! My 7mo has already tried to rm -fr /. What about the other clothes in the dryer. ..do you get a receipt for tips? ...SSB isn't a Gameboy game I'm interested to know how they got it down to that. I have to write a lot of SQL queries in the course of my job and more and more people ask of me that I pretty much retrieve the entire bloody database from them. wut Can't. Stop. Staring. At. Your. Eyes. Well, better not have kids then So many prolapse gifs/pics lately.. Every classic Disney couple, Romeo and Juliet, What's his face and What's her face from The Princess Bride, basically any and all couples who fell in love too fast from the woman being so beautiful. You said something very matter of fact, claiming you can't reveal too much info, and when challenged further you said that it was just your opinion. Now you're citing yourself. What has been seen, cannot be unseen I wanted to be a mathematician Right?! I'd immediately ask to go there and buy some stuff for us But TRUE is on a different group Something about this makes me want to eat it... Wait what does "the first kick went in" mean ? And is there really an apparently in your definition ? can someone vouch for this? Those lips Really? Wow Yeah as a male who took a couple years off college to work and went back and has graduated and settled into a job, college towns in general are just full of other horny youngins. I'm not a player myself, but there's a whole world of college life that is different from afterwards that includes day drinking, partying on weekdays, group activities and meetups and hangout sesh's etc etc all with similar aged people who are figuring themselves out. I guess it depends where you live, but not everyone has the chance to live in a city or town full of other people their own age, ready to explore (beyond just sex too). I understand what you're saying, but let's be honest, college has a much higher population of young adults who want to explore sexually (and in different ways Do we? At my school honors precal had a reputation of being the hardest math class, including the APs. Woah Grahdens That's crazy. I'm allergic to some vegetables but I've never had a blood taste in my mouth They've started selling protein and cycling stuff too *Holy shit, these guys must have been cool as fu- oh shit, there's like twenty more pictures what the fuck just happened A driver using a phone (talking, texting, whatever). How old are you ? There was no score, only this sentence Those fights What the heck did I just watch? Is that Aureylian Did anyone else think at about 0:18 "That's not very impressive. It's a 2v1." Then went I have nothing against the band, but a lot of juggalos are fucking disgusting They also have pasta?! Really? You're looking for more? Why is her left eye so much larger than her right It's been 4 years Even cartoon Krysten Ritter is hot Now, I'm not a person who would go "Damn that looks easy," because I know for sure it's not but one's gotta wonder how their tastebuds felt after downing some of that stuff. COLOURS! Eat your colours OR I WILL I still don't see it and I'm a photographer with an eye for things like this ( I wasn't aware that Mojang got brought to court! His name is Havoc? Over 1? what the fuck. How much do you play? What the hell, I've never even looked at that page before ?!?!?!?!?! Thanks, I'll do that! He's amazing in Hannibal as well. By the way...is your username...that's Vonnegut, right? I would have Googled, but well... 200 EUR was certainly very good price. I paid 285 EUR for my 290 Tri-X and that was low price since it was on sale. Oh well, here in Czech republic, lots of stuff is crazy expensive which pisses me off Jfc, the cage on the helmet though Oh, yeah. I think putting my players in Mechanus would just be horrible. They would feel compelled to mess things up. In that updated crazy dark night? Dat username I don't think it even got wet Malz has no maneuverability and is countered by an item, so I'm more worried about a rework than him getting popular. On a side note, I'd like to see an Arcade Malzahar Skin inspired by Dance Dance Revolution. Those Pants What kind of DK does he play? I started my first character (1H/S DK) about two weeks ago (Lv 38 now) and I get facerolled by bosses. I literally cannot take on a group boss (those skull and crossbones ones) 12 levels lower than me because they 3 shot me, or, I'm stuck holding block till I run out of stamina *then* they 3 shot me He's an Imam, dude, and he's preaching peace. Fighting them is ostensibly the sort of thing he intends to stop They would fuck each other on the trash cans? Where is that from? The answer eludes me. I'd "brawl" with you. Are those two asteroids?? Damn... nice career stats Yeessss wooohh. I have fire orbs and balls, lol. Plus a +3 crossbow with heavy bolts Imagine the look on the faces of scientists at NASA if they actually saw that the next time they looked there. So many so nice Pokémon... And even a couple of them for Trick Room teams!!! Dude, really? I'm not done yet just wait and see "And if that mocking bird don't sing and that ring don't shine, *I'mma break that birdie's neck...*" *I wanna be a moth and fly into my candle!* Was I the only one whose heart started pounding when the ground was all you could see just before the deployment? What the fuck in going on in this comment chain? Hijacking top comment with a question: where did all that water go? problem is there is no reason on their side ||| Oh god... now I'm really worried I don't get it. Someone is driving the car and he gets out to get the tool bag... they get him and the driver moves the car forward and gets out. Someone jumps in the car and drives away... And what if trader was female? apperently we all are masters at not having a stroke (i hope You count this a s a date? Thank you. I was stuck to Gen 9 needing one MVP for two days wow ok........ Amped smart pistol is nothing against 144hz glitch smart pistol "impacting".... It was? Dafuq did I just watch? How could you *not* fall in love with Seven? Can I get a link or something? I don't remember any such corpse being mentioned in the journals Tormented Demons weren't a boss As horrific as her ultimate fate was, I couldn't help but raise an eyebrow over the part where she got on not just one, but two different antibiotics...over a bug bite...while she was nursing. And still maintains proper shooting mechanics despite twisting What standards, I cant even get anyone to go on a date with me those cadels... Did you forget the decimal point or did you mean 189.00.....? I don't follow, are you with me or against me? Ooooh. And you'd simply give that away? i read NSA first Those eyes.....wow The store link is on the reddit post, just click so steam machine ... Absolutely! I think I kinda want some white Vans for college now Uwwh mah gawd, deffs calling hur losin hur v-card!!!! Totz, no but srsly no freaking idea xD maybe someone close Mine wasnt The child of Ra's Al Ghul is a GIRL Looks like Keanu Reeves to me You think Bortles has outperformed him? Ackley 1st to home Looked through the mag at the supermarket & couldn't see an article uh how? all the ongamers report said that ogn winter might be cancelled due to Korea switching to a more League based format... which is exactly what this letter says [18]159, only did it once but it's only 7:45 I'm sure as the day gets older it will decrease, didn't aches have like a 140? Holy fuck Mariners *It's all I can do to keep the hype from killing me.* I wasn't implying that at all Laceration to the head wut I think I'm in love Doesn't engine injection already offer an insane amount of stats for one upgrade? I can't imagine them making it even better I really need to update my portfolio, then! I have a non productive cough with allergies and I worked in a surgical center ∑( Use it against a god and see the HP melt when you stun/root them Did it really take 300 days? Wow the hate... Travis only brings positive stuff into the scene, if you should have any problem with anyone from ongame, it should be Thooorin, not fucking Travis clipping? I may or may not have stroked my phone screen in hope I could feel you we get charged for skins? swimming? my knees and shins were messed up some years ago and i took up swimming at the recommendation of my physio guy! problem is it gave me the BIGGEST craving of crinkle cut fries (they have to be crinkle cut) afterwards Damn! that means i have to wake up tomorrow challenge won?! But the console is still down saleswise year over year in Japan, so how exactly is it doing better now than it was then I see what you did there. All those attacks 6 videos in one day... wow He hit that thing out of the fucking stadium. Holy shit That first one really made me cringe... The car that was destroyed is a Buick Rendezvous, which is what I drive. Well. That video has been going around for a while, but I just want to say one thing: that isn't the etymology of the word universe! Geeze, was it put together with duct tape? Chung Lee is a man now?????????? Howd they manage a 4770k in a z75 board. She was pretty exasperated - she doesn't like cookie dough. I see. Really though, GWD is mid level content and you should be getting more than 25 kills with Legacy. I did it with EoC :p. I read bananas. How do you even know which skins im reffering to? I havent even told you which account to go to for the inspects. Wow. Just... wow. A Magic tournament. awkward.. I wasn't expecting NSFW and I opened it with my already upset girlfriend behind me.... anyone know where Dul's apples came from? I just played a game on USE and it was fine, guess I was lucky is that tasteless? Dude... This is weird. Our flairs are too very similar Yes, actually, I am running Paranoid Android Ming hua wrecked mako in that episode! I'd suggest rewatching that fight scene as Mako did next to nothing in that fight J'en ai vu sur le passerelle de la Cité U, au-dessus du périph', hier. Je veux dire, la vue depuis ce pont, c'est un océan de gris, une bouffée de pollution et un trafic permanent et bruyant en-dessous. Pourquoi quiconque voudrait installer un cadenas symbolisant une relation amoureuse à cet endroit-là ? Damn, Vaughn sounds like an awesome dude I got 92 LE XD ^ ^ T_T did you like, miss the entire summoning insight this week, miss all the china talks and miss every other lpl thread? Im not aggressive 22 upvotes, what "I'm not aggressive How did it go that far? It's like 3 lines of XP How does one manage to mistake a character's name with the series' shortened name? lol. But seriously OP...were you seeing my wife being my back???? This is all that I desire in my life. teh swag iss hidden within Is it really instant access beta lol? i havent heard of the beta starting Why would you release an editable PDF with an easily removed "SAMPLE" layer? First time I saw Kelly Macdonald was in No Country For Old Men and I wouldn't have guessed she Glaswegian. While typing this I realise I lied and have seen her before, in Trainspotting. ...do you think baby boys don't have testicles? What kind of hash is that? You can barely get 10g of medicinal flowers for $80 The Warty is the only one that represents an actual upgrade to the stock grip. The others are all sidegrades or downgrades. I love the KG12/13, but it will certainly put anyone using it at a mechanical disadvantage. Dat gimbal (in the base) though... You are telling me /u/TheEnigmaBlade doesn't have a library of gifs so vast, it's impossibe to use them all in practical situation? I just don't see how someone can use every gif in existence Vitalizers? speechless.. What's gone wrong with Coleman How many times have you watched this shit? Oh my god 1. Thanks for the speedy answer. The tree is located in Southern Ontario (Canada), so I don't know if it's a cordata, but I'm assuming it's a similar type? Google images of "gall wasps" shows all kinds of strange potential deformities One word: underpants. Yeah I should've, if already knew there was a post like that on r/anime Well here's me praying that the flood gates open and Aunt Flow comes for a visit Wait, he streams 25 hours a day. that has to be the most NMZ points I've ever seen Do you also honestly think if it was rigged, that they would admit to it? why? they're great performance ball shoes and look good on court I seriously have not run into any issues playing USE in the last month or so that everyone's been complaining about. really?! Nerfed to the ground Odin is better than Cabrakan Thanks for watching!... i never knew how the tags thing worked... i leave it to the mods Which is true, and that's why I think either one feels correct, based off of how the weapons are written. Kinda ambiguous Wait Wait Wait.. How are these walls damaged Penguin of doom? Then your knees must be constantly going into your desk Do you have a link where I can read more about this "Chicago group"? Who is the goth girl on the bottom of red? And the blonde next to her... I thought it was Gamora, but I wasn't sure. And apparently neither are you. Haha this is awkward... Almost... demonic looking. both kinds or just caving Thanks, this helped me a ton! My drivers were from 2010 No kidding. cartons/movies/etc always show the images broken up into hundreds of different parts..that seems like it would be difficult to process. I wonder if their brains merges it into one whole picture like our brain does. I also wonder how much of their brain is devoted to vision. Being able to see/analyze /react @ the speeds they do is amazing. I read/watched something that said that the g-forces that dragon flies pull are enough to kill a human. You were not kidding about absurdly high-speed. Pottermore with wand It's a little sad that more than a few people will read that post headline and actually believe it's true. This is truly amazing. only problem is that you have to go through point lookout Seconded, I fill a bubba every night before bed, and its still ice cold in the morning. I saw at WalMart yesterday that now they come with straws... Your bodyshape is fucking delicious "SWA (sex with animals) was reported by 171 (34.8%) subjects" where the hell were they doing this study? I've tried it out with a short barrel. Was expecting a shotgun style blast. The slug left as a cohesive unit. That platform you spawn on, for teh sole survivor format? I was able to blow huge holes through it. Even shot at the "landing feet" and tore them out, too. Shot teh refinery head on... and they bounced. Half priced super market, no less. What are you doing having a wife while you're in grade school? How do you go weeks without using your phone? pvp from start? What if in season four she gets metal leg braces and can only walk by metal bending? You're also breaking the NDA by affirming that this is the game you're testing, to which another tester has not set their privacy settings correctly. I don't think this bot belongs here I thought his issues with the death of his wife were a pretty obvious part of the movie, heck it took over like 30 minutes of it near the end Omg... One of my least favorite drivers (Menard) using one of my favorite bands (Iron Maiden) I feel very confused and scared guys Not sure why you included the second picture. Doesn't really add anything. Also, the fourth picture is a little too edgy for me One can only imagine the power bro! lol, you assume that we haven't been doing this for months Great job! Very nice curves how do you have that car in college? Vafan, inte ens i Japan kommer man undan särskrivningen why have I never heard of this cucumber cream cheese thing That shield looks really cool. Seeing as my mayor is the mayor of a small Oregon town of less then 1500 I would hope not. Then again who is to say how far Comcast's influence has spread.. Ew, bad form, OP. Try to think of a way to compliment an artist without insulting all the rest. I just ran out of another 120ml bottle of nightshift I was at a museum. a baby was staring at me. I stared back... hard ( I had that same call after the Boston Marathon bombing. Wow how have I gone my whole life without realizing that? That's so weird. I don't see any immediately obvious reason to militarize police forces wait... you mean to tell me that you actually think that a police officer wearing a bullet proof vest is considered militarizing them? Yep, and I'm now in a 1 hour queue to log on the b.net client Charles Lee is a year younger than Shay. that has to be the cutest thing i have ever seen I usually get cramps before mine starts, but sometimes... 75k gold?! if a GM saw you doing a money transaction they would ban you Dat girl in the middle The overseer's face is priceless. " º Its as bad as the duct tape and aluminum foil suggestion. Is that coal in the nether? [] (#justus) JusTus just beat [] (#rise) Rise Nation Proofy went huge after starting 4-10. Nadeshot side 1: I detest voicemail. It is the bane of my existence. I can't stand that annoying icon and it takes up too much time to clear that up. I also am not a huge phone talker. Send me a text or email. I might respond faster. holy shit. I was scrolling through the page aimlessly and I got lost in thought. I stopped scrolling and the first thing I see is my name. I thought " Mike Myers: 4:3 resolution? Wow... just... wow... that last paragraph is something you just.... should never ever say. Thats criminalisation of a whole big part of the WT community That's messed up, man... I play dota and same shit really? I think it's really cheap actually I thought It was a sexy girl Wow...Seriously? haha thank you! I can't believe you haven't seen my face They already made this once before...The only difference seems to be metal vs plastic pieces. OMIGOSH I know right... how have you won a lot but don't know about not being able to bet inscribed? I feel like this would be a great plane to abduct people in.. You could preprogram the screen to show the supposed route, only to fly them to a secret location Those are some big ass boxes. on what planet does storm have trouble last hitting under the tower So... lvl1 rogue usually is faster than lvl20 warrior. If you're not kidding then I would actually make a switch. I'm on 512 kbps unlimited and I really need some speed. Some good speed. Also 80 Gb's They are as wide as his thighs. That trophy looked sweet compared to the standard ones people usually get She really does. What the fuck. Dads got a mirror over me that really isn't really being held up by anything,so glad it never fell on me during my slumber through it. Holy shit! I know that road in Belfast! The signs are still there now. But...but...I just bought one! 2?! They now also have the fourth highest score in the history of Inkigayo. Goddamn. do you own a baby tiger? You can cut your hair in a grocery store? Bud is a bug, so how can they add a new piston without this bug ? This escalates the war front for Israel. I've definitely seen "hovering." Never period blood on the walls though glorious dis in uhc Replicators? he is beautiful Haha! Which one... So many ships this episode Me too I am not saying that btw Sleep Sperm My Mom... [META] Dude, this is scary. Now I'm worried I misread the title as "Windranger pregnant". The brightness. Usually it's all the same... If you look at the left side and the bottom right corner, it's wrong The brightness. Usually it's all the same... If you look at the left side and the bottom right corner, it's wrong is that tasteless? Dude... that's creepy... It's just a bloody, torn-up Pikachu hoodie... with nobody wearing it Your pets always start to resemble you... I've never seen them copy a haircut though... Dear god, scrolling back and forth between the original and the edited is like taking off my glasses and putting them back on. It's so clear Uh, WEST hollywood, Suge? I'm already 20k in and I haven't even started my third year How do you remember your username? Did you just tip your fedora At first I thought the Zoltan was giving the Engi a noogie. Then I realized the Mantis and the Human were in a relationship... And you wear it like a badge of honour. How cute. It might or might not be. You guys make it sound like you have the source code..? Dude! Easy on the vinegar Dat shrubbery in the background Angry zoidberg What is that new Vayne art? I haven't seen it before. It looks awful! But that would be basically Arthas' storyline all over again, just with the Old Gods instead of the Burning Legion. Oh, well glad that's gone. Why thank you professor! But what do I have to do to get on the Dean's List? I thought the same thing regarding your last point! I was like He dropped 28 on side 1??? How are you people able to find artists and albums like this? I've never heard of ( How? When did he get smooshed in the head? A music community that I go to had a user post a review for ( no probs. :P i wonder if this thing with my joke blows up in my face Yeah We do!? whoa wait, really? Ya.... But now they're winning 9-3 with Phil Coke somehow pitching decently. So, this stuff is instead of actual pay? I need to fuck that WR... like right now die in he'll C9 are generally considered to be above average mechanically at best but strategically the best That's a really fucked up thing to say It's not letting me rate you, the commenting button is gone i dont even cant Bold. It's now 160 mph in 48 hours That's an odd title, i had no idea it was rebranded in the UK. If you figure out how to outright replace and add NPC's you will be my favorite person ever, especially if you manage to figure out how to adjust AI What? I am online and i have beaten the Elite Or looking under skirts? OOC: It's hard to is that tasteless? 500$ utilities? She gave him full custody of the kid. She was just as bad as he was..if not worse That's a lot of juice You bought an account booster? The hatch? What if its some kind of political lesbian conspiracy to get themselves new partners? why is the troll the only one you responded to? I'm a bunny owner, I'm personally appalled by the eating of rabbits, but I don't think I have the right to dictate the availability of a meat that has been a regular source for centuries. I can admit it is a sensible meat source- rabbits being a rather fecund animal so I say the controversy needs some revising... though the idea of eating a bunneh sounds FUCKIN NASTY I have an INFP best friend and it was like meeting my reflection. We love spending time together because it doesn't exhaust us like spending time with most people does; in fact it's a lot like spending time alone. The only thing is that I feel like the relationship provides very little opportunity for personal growth or change, and it's very easy to get into a comfortable pattern with just them and then... let's say... not make any more friends for the rest of high school Haha, it's funny because I'm getting shit all over, downvoted, called an unintelligent closed minded moron with Magnus-itus in another thread from not accepting alien related conspiracies That's actually pretty accurate Yeah yeah.... Who would tell him about his son? That stinger tho I could watch this for days I'll agree to this. What do you mean Cobraman? Damn Don't bring the Drive into this. You could very well end up with the most improbable thing in all of retail -- a customer who really IS always right! really? a female shibe? I was playing find the pedo and started reading through your past comments. You refer to raping children a LOT ... I was an extra in The Long Kiss Goodnight Downtown LA is literally 5 miles from the west coast Russian + hot chick = Whoa I'm down the road and I didn't hear the sound of a shot oh crap, the suspense After beating a diamond? I have direct deposit set up.... but I don't think I put a bank account there... Bitcoin isn't monopoly money Yes. I'm not sure if /u/NotMootyWaffles' is still doing the station. Did they used to use the miku.fm? I think after it stopped working that was when I started doing this about a year and a half ago. Their domain expired for Miku.fm and after 3 or 4 months of it not working I decided to buy it out thinking they were out of it. A year later domain registrars wanted $79 to renew and I was like Same way that old "tanks with turrets shoot blanks unless angled at a perfect 90 degrees from the chassis God, I know right? I'm still new to the game, so I had to look up the odds on getting a signed card in boosters after pulling them. Upon finding out was like "HOW THIS HAPPEN??? I've made a SKVL with a scoop of protein powder steamed with the milk. Somehow vile and tasteless all at once. Holy shit did you just really post that? Oh, I was in the top 20? Didn't even realise. ( You watched that movie and this is your only question... That Patagonia though... I think this is unequivocally the most impressive tournament line up of the year. And it somehow just got better. For sexy MsPudding? >_> <_< So basically hermes was anubis and thoth? ...isn't that why people try to get rich in first place? You look way older than 15 Wut. Well that weird anime sword kinda ruined it for me tbh That is.. Beautiful! WHAAAAAAAAAT?!? With my luck the only cutting utensil I'd have would be my teeth. Probably XD, or who knows… Maybe people with million dolar ideas for games that will make Clash of Clans revenue look like pocket cash awww yeah running with speed translating to 40 mph is probably make me queasy even faster than hl2… Dude. How often are you stabbed, shot and punched in the nose? A full body mold?? Is your friend's boyfriend okay? By far the most baffling question I've ever seen. Yes, in order to obtain the beneficial effects of a product, it must be used. Silent Hill 1-4 I dunno about you but I still see most people agree'ing that the last DLC was one of the best parts of the game Eh? What sort of job is that, super model? Wait, you are serious? I thought it's a joke O_o Dragon nest is happy and full of life while dota is unnoticeable and empty? I'd state the obvious and say that's not the foundation for a healthy relationship. What happened? Am I really the only one that thinks this is not that special. Its fairly common to pull things like this when you have good items on riven and are fairly ahead, specially vs 3 squishies. I enjoy all of BoxBox streams and highlights that he makes, but, this one really is nothing special I somehow ended up with a Stan vs Fed final What's a tbh hug? those 18 slots you use at the bottom...get an invis 18-slot bag? Good Point Curious about how your high five would work This use to be an axiom in wrestling That's where all the stuff was. Wow I have 2 Celebi how do I know if one's the bank one? Also how did you get all of these events legit What? Really? That's just pants on head retarded. I mean, is it different in ANY way? Why would people attack the north? OP is 22 and was referring to a tv show he watched so my TSV is 3518. You got a 3581 there =_= so close, so close Come on, really, Aw. Yeah. I don't really have anyone to cover me if I'm ever feeling sick. I have no idea what's wrong with me. Stop asking a finance sub questions about how to treat something do with finances? My words exactly. didn't know there was a beer variant As soon as I figured out to stand on the purple sparks/lines to wait for the maze to form, it immediately made sense to me and I haven't died once to it since... Dunno why everyone is having so much trouble That's just insane. Where are the Argonath?! They should be THERE. You can purchase them in puppets. The mystery continues Oh yeah, I'm 44, a college grad, I work two jobs, and this is the my supper a lot of nights. Soooo much fun!! Darn I'm 12 hours late I just asked someone at work when she is due. She said "Today." LITERAL giant, damn. He didn't look to be that much of a size difference earlier. Get your catholic guilt trip garbage out of here. So wait, everything is movin backwards? Jesus. What have I done... never been different What causes a subreddit to be trending? I'm just curious : That thing is so huge even Guts would have problems wielding that thing. I was a bit skeptic of this and looked on Bulbapedia for their Japanese name meanings. Of the Kanto leaders, Misty is the only one with a name not based on flora. I had the idea for a hoverboard skate park the other day. Have a skate park where for every board, just under the surface, is a matching little robot with repelling magnets in an arrangement that holds the board in place in air above the surface, then the little under-floor drone runs about where ever you do, maybe reacting to when you lean on the board. Now I just gotta get millions of dollars and a whole bunch of years with industry leading scientists to make it a reality Swedish Vodka? Exactly how is this show divided by 5 seasons? Oh god I didn't know Texas was that dry. I'm chubbin' up over here looking at Malva. I thought you were kidding, but I googled it.. you are not bullshitting Where do you find those gifs There are way more stencils than I thought Hold on! So your girlfriend is still married to that guy, and you already call his daughter your step daughter? 102? Anyone else noticing the lack of colour? Whaaaat? Really? Dual-Helix said something different about attack move clicking and mentioned something about how attack move clicking attacks the target closest to your click rather than the closest target to your champion. Now I'm confused You mean real planes didn't air spawn? You don't want to put all blame on what? Or Nick Cage sent it Wait, why is it Pachira if it's written Pakira in Japanese? That is strange. That is by no means a beginner set-up...... Hm, that LCR must be crazy, it gives you a damage gap of 30% each time ... Dyrus? I knew it was rare, but I had no idea that it was rare enough to merit that. Yikes. What a heck with this prick seriously !? who is this Sometimes. He's basically fearless though. He does whatever TF he wants all the time. This one thing says that Lurppis embodies everything wrong with HTLV's community? How.... how do you pretend the... moon..... is made of.... ribs......? It doesn't costs money to try out things at a shop PA? I'm thinking if you have pokemon X you caught it there but Trevor finds it in the Y universe Yeah I would definitely leave that off Anyone else but me think that it's Zyra? What... Did he say? But who is more reliable? You... or zombies? Usually not and it also depends on the fabric. Sometimes I fit better into a small top if the fabric is stretchy and loose. If no stretch, then medium or even large. In what way was the original NES version better? Why would they by 6300 IP champion for $1 bilion It's like looking in the mirror. I literally said that he has a point. I practice alone...and have a certain word I think of that is my trigger for "let go and get excited." this day needs to be over. Says the guy with the Zilean flair wow that stache on Olga.... I thought Olga was a girl name Is that from the series with Ashton Kutcher? Cuz I do not remember that episode with Sheen This is probably gonna get buried, but that scene from Misery, you know which one I'm talking about... ( $1m is not an enormous amount of cash for you? My dick. Monday is over now, if that's what you mean. Wait. Monday is over? Find friends and pm them with your concerns or ask the mods. You can pm me if you want. Reddit is a big place and some people... They have a problem with Mono White??? On what planet does Brocolli mean "snack"? DUE TO BE RELEASED? Like they had a countdown to his release whilst he was being held by terrorists? Whaaaa...? What did they send you that was used? How did you figure it out, and resolve it? It seriously weirds me out that the book versions of Harry, Ron and Hermione are 4 years older than I am and the actors who played the characters are 4 years younger than I am. As opposed to Americans educated in America? Hammel isn't listed on the available pitching Is there any interaction past character creation? HOW HAVE I NOT KNOWN THIS BEFORE!!! Homura translates to Homera? Sure, but none of it has water to it. Can you imagine how often you would have to haul water for a family of at least 11 people if you dont dig a well ### ur that special i decided not to mention u A combination lock?! Eye contact is interference, now? Awesome! Please add a penguin pet Moral of the story: if you going to break the law, stuff your medication inside a bible I used to watch that when I was little. It's weird hearing about it when I'm older I definitely prefer you in it You know, when I lived in my country back in Peru, I would say that I didn't have an accent, but since I have moved to Canada and now I swear that I have acquired one, when I speak Spanish sometimes I feel foreign to myself If you transfer you play one ranked game and depending on if you win or lose it is how you get placed. So there is nothing that can explain his MMR. I torch kids? Wait... Dude so naval pvp is a crime in this game? There's wifi at school? You use a surgical mask?? what if its leblanc?? I didn't know Seasonic made some Corsair PSUs Dat gif! wow what the hell Wha? It was just two first, then two after you open it, not really a biggie THAT WAS INSANE Your argument defending Gundam Crossfire sounds almost like Stockholm Syndrome. sooooooo church is getting more and more constantly angry.....bad feeling about this disney has a new mmo The first guy nearly shot his presumably co-worker Except mega black And owning with that kind of ping....Idk if IBP's cant hit him because of that ping or desi has adapted to get picks at that ping. DK2 comes in 4 pack? And jesus, that's your first comment in 8 months?! Lurk much? Also, as crazy as this sounds, I know where the reference comes from I think this is the most disliked Nerd³ video ever. what bike is that on the left Cloning? Jay Naylor!? I have a new business idea It even had a sound effect! Wait, so all those veggies are the same species as those wild mustard flowers on the side of the road??? I'm just imagining my retainers as children now with 2000,000 gil worth of stuff to sell on the market looking all confused They were really good wtf is on that pearl Jesus Christ, WHAT this story was about? is that kids hands tied to its ankles????? how do you bite your heel wait-wait... we have a r/dayzlol? Err... I don't really give a crap, but can someone let me know why this comment got so many downvotes? how do you change fov uh... was he.. okay? Are you actually putting JASON KIDD over Lionel Hollins Dem interiors. hey... I dont see a link to a game. ... Nidalee not very popular? Wut So I checked, and Commander Weiss with BB lvl 10 (Thunder's Order) gives a buff of 100% to attack I have no idea what happened here Never has my anus been clench so tightly >So I checked, and ~~Commander Weiss~~ with BB lvl 10 (Thunder's Order) gives a buff of 100% to attack ...But Morpheus and Oculus aren't different in terms of tracking and are minimally different in terms of FOV. How can you criticize Oculus' FOV and praise Morpheus for tracking? Did you just really say that this fan made mod/game, could outshine TPP, a AAA title, in development for years, with professional writers, art directors, coordinators, mocap and so on? That's what an alien would say #### Well, I'm having trouble googling it. What is it? But you live on island What did I just read? Wait. Hafu has nudes Really? Is he sucking her toes? Had access to this exact gun while I lived with a room mate. It made me feel safe. I shall put this in the maybe pile. .... Thats actually really good? That... Actually looks pretty good. Just of the marriage variety... jeebus Source? What does chump magnolia look like? If she had a baby would milk come from all of them? He's looking into my soul, those eyes man.... WTF I'M ON LINUX WHY/HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?! Dunno love. Anyway, I woke up to 'whore' in my inbox from a stranger this morning, so that was nice. Any attention is better than none, right? > You can get a 4770k for £100 and 290X's for £300? Wait. 9.*2*? I have 0.9.5 already... oh damn! you're right! ... and to think, I'm pretty certain you'd have cleared Terminus if you remembered to guard God Piercing. And then sex... No wait More like most realistic everything 11 mln? My mom reddits and knows my user name Thanks for the tip. I was musing over Dell UltraSharp U2713HM myself, but since I've bought R9 290 Tri-X last week, I will need to save money anyway. Oh if the prices here in Czech rep were the same as in USA That's... unlikely. That's a really well timed photo. I want that as a background I had no idea the "Dai" came into the picture so late I can't see mixwell cheating, whats the problem? didn't hear about it on the radio yet, the level of fucks given seem to equal zero I see people talking about jabronis and come to say that my Steam name is...Obi Wan Jabroni... Roflmao I once threw a UGB in Tokyo Map at the central SAM alley with the Heavy Artilleries. By sheer luck I killed the AV-8Bs taking off Totally a legit reason. Lots of cons themselves are having a "no nipples, we dont care who theyre attached to" rule as of late. Sometimes the guys are overlooked - so its an interesting thing to see a guy get 'slut shamed' and told to cover up, as it were. Throwaway for bags? fifteen years is a long, long time... like 60% of my entire life so far! Is it possible to animate a .jpg? It's Erinn Simon. She's a relative of a friend from high school. It's all I used to see on his Facebook page. Sexy ewok pics of his relative... looks like someone has a lucky account "I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG!" tobasco on everything amazing Oculus is better than VM1, i've heard a new one today i played on euw with my bros acc with 180 ping... i see what u mean now...i cant believe my friend plays with 130 and is stuck in silv 5 after i carried him 3.4 *billion* GB/sec..? it's no problem at all, I wish someone could've told me how different London was to the rest of England but hey ho I learnt by diving in the deep end :D...good luck and enjoy freshers! Do have some anti bacterials with you for the dreaded freshers flu I can picture your face something like this This is no movie in Ba Sing Se. Here, we are safe. Here, we are free. I didnt knew they do, but yee damn what's going on?´ of course its an optical illusion and all, but from this angle it looks like Geummi is being groped I think what threw me off the most was the fact it was only rated at 42ohms ...42ohms do not need that much amplification. A decent laptop or even a higher end smart phone should power it passively...I haven't used this emoticon in a long time but You sure didn't exaggerate how does one upload a 12 hour video on youtbe? Dat parametric equation! So they will win.. this season Oh man, what if Mona is the new Ali and Ali is the new A Ha! Sounds about right. There is a change in the situation his and her pepper guns Oh God I feel so embarrassed for them 4th job unlocks at 100 reddiquette has **everything** to do with this ... Those are the guidelines for how to be an effective member of the reddit community. They're the single most relevant source material to answer your original question. What *don't* they have it do with this? An analog sensor gives a feedback of 1-5V or 4-20mA depending on the standard. Where's the software there? This is exactly how I feel but it's just so fucking boring. one of the only reasons I started watching LCS was because of Doublelift. But I ACTUALLY KNOW it's just a PERSONA. It feels like people haven't realised it (even after all these years Why would you not use butter and garlic on seafood? "Buy Charzarding mugs & t-shirts" New champ already?? who are you? Was expecting a small teaser showing some art, a little lore and stuff. ahaha i agree the hunter game is so real omg You're implying that Toph knows who they are. FUCKING. NO. Luna Fleshlite? In my early 20s I lived for a time on the Gulf Coast in Florida. I had a colleague whose Norwegian grandmother absolutely loved it when I would bring her a big batch of whiting that I caught while pier fishing. I would scale, gut, and clean them for her, and she would take them, toss them in a pot of water with the heads still on, *no seasonings whatsoever*, and boil the living shit out of them for about 4 hours, then strain off the resulting liquid through a sieve to catch the bones and cartilage. Then she would put that liquid into a bread pan and put it into the fridge, where it would congeal into nothing less than fish jello. She smeared that shit on toast, bagels, crackers, you name it. Absolutely loved the stuff. Eh, fair enough, though I would point out that its kind of a "boy who cried wolf" type of deal. When the news first aired I didnt give it any real time of day because I figured that the Ukraine was just making shit up again. Though people should at least read the article before typing comments, but sadly this is reddit and people usually dont do that Will Azir be avaible for worlds ? If they add a new champ it will be 4.15 ,and they play 4.14 at worlds hmmm... that thread indicates that Bordebegia fill rate = Fel fill rate What nootropics would you add that don't taste terrible? your sentence is the most paradoxal one I ever saw since a long time wtf.... Do all of you people have the same schedule every week? Why do you think you offended my sensibilities? Yeah... Their customer service isnt great. My girlfriend ordered me one, havent gotten it since, and im from California I think I saw someone trade a couple for an Aegislash, but I don't know. Someone had gotten around 30 of them. what the hell is this so he could play peach over and over? holy crap a Corozard is worth that much?!? His skin had to catch up to his skull So buying Nashor's Tooth will give him 90% bonus AS on it's own? Do you have a link?! I need dis as far as we know Hahahaha WOW! The censored version just doesn't convey the same feeling. People just repeat this drivel because we only use 10% of our brain I just watch it for the pretty girls, makeup, and clothes. The storyline itself is yawnsville. I had a friend who would watch and told me she'd get scared from it, and I was just like, what?! Boobs in a Dinosaur movie??? My neighbor believes there is a race of beings that live inside the earth and that he can psychically communicate with them. He also believes he has been abducted by aliens and that my cat told him her true name is "Ruby". Stuff like that I can't take seriously. How? Not to be rude but how does that happen? Are you like Elite Splitpush Apollo? If so then I can understand. Legitimately wondering That just made a link. I REALLY want to do this. But I still can't get passed the first episode due to that cutesy-girl character design Not sure if copypasta or repost. This was just posted to this sub a half hour or so ago. Oh god that meat pineapple abomination That's a good point. If someone consumes no animal products for years and then (I'll go there They are good I guess. Altar pieces are not really something I get jazzed up about though, illuminated manuscripts on the other hand... All the congrats in the world man, but oh my God is that one of the cringiest things I've ever read. I think I'm going to have to go an adventure to reclaim my balls. It's like that feeling you get when you see someone else get punched in the dick and you kinda feel some kind of placebo collateral damage, but way worse. lol you mean its suprising that the elite want to keep the elite elite? not even with the boxer? Wot...there is another way to tie shoes... Well, with that extra 8 years of experience he probably negotiated. I'm 12 years into my career and I took what they offered in my first job. The second I asked for a bit more but retreated immediately because I wanted out of the first job. My third job I negotiated and now I'm on my fourth... I stated my salary expectation and the president upped it by 3.5K... Plot twist, sideways X *is still X*! Did Bob really ask if that was gravy? Thank goodness for the hundreds of miles between you!! don't even try to weasel your way out of this... joining a team at the bottom of the rankings when your main team is 3rd overall? what a backhanded deceitful way to try and scam the system. for shame. OMG, Link Death Stare! It has to happen! Wow 1.5k kills ... for the whole set, right? Can I get one of those Set Rings or a Bow/Crossbow if you have one? I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that I highly doubt that being sprayed with a hose and being told to turn the water off yourself wouldn't necessarily lead to being a victim of rape and believing it's your fault I'm confused since Mythbusters tested this and said that silencers work almost exactly like the movies. Eh, really? I thought the only thing after the Fume Knight was the crown as a Canadian Heals, Buffs, Target lock, or even... MOVEMENT SPEED BOOST This is so easy (and it's obviously a setup/fake...guy with a salafi beard ( What kind of subs do you subscribe to? is this a huge problem? are you telling me that bloodlust appears really good to you at first glance? Whoah. Haha clearly not me.... well . . . it doesn't seem like 144 hours, but holy What on earth are the four in the HoH room doing? Wow. I misunderstood it as only two new cups, assuming one for each. Then I realized it says per pack And they know where you live You sunk my battleship 25 strikeouts over two games I think only your wife can answer that one Done! I had no idea which button to click at first since I only read english ; That leg wiggle at the end is what got me. To he completely honest, I only clicked this post today and when I read the top comment right away I totally forgot what the question was so I just clicked Upvote and then " I have a pretty sharp machete. Playing music and making stupid videos for youtube, among others. SOMETIMES, I even combine those I stole mine from a wild Pikachu in a Friend Safari, haha. Do you want one? I somehow accumulated 5 of them The Dark is Rising. Book was amazing, but the movie...well...I left wondering why I sat through it Which indy dev do I have to fuck to get in on a drunk TIA podcast? WTF is wrong with that picture. Cannont unsee.. Что это за станки такие весом за 20 тонн? How many "mugable" items do you bring on a run? I read this as what is the sexiest thing guys do that they don't notice... Ack, nightmares Woot What plushie is it? That was my thought but I dunno I'm an idiot lol. What should I say? "Hey, you find your car ok?" Then what do I follow up with? HELP Then why would you post here She did this on purpose... she wants you to fuck her My video looks strangely like my cat That makes zero sense to me in terms of what I said Prison. Shower. Slippy. Soap. Drop. I didn't say that- all I'm saying is he is a positive thinker and a kind person wat And their Snail Mucin Essence is 96 percent... who is froggen? and EU plays League? Why I don't see any update?? SMRT means death in my language... Jesus christ have you read this guys moveset.. he can rez turrets... Far out dude, I have longer legs than you Scary portal I only play SC2 and now I'm not able to play the game unless I install a separate software. Nobody here wants to keep his system fast, clean & safe? Imagine if they all used their SBB No it doesn't yea, what /u/SRWG said. I use them to squat and other stuff with on occasion (and do curls when no one is watching Thanks, now I'll NEVER speak to any of my neighbors. What Armor is that in the first picture? He's upset because you made a joke about his exes being ugly? Just cos it's legal doesn't make it right, buddy As in you could feel it? Now that I think about it, If I'm reading the league systems of here (Adelaide City in 2nd tier) and England (Dons in third tier) on wiki right, Man U losing to MK Dons was WORSE than that, actually! I will throw all my savings at the game to get that card Eh? Inside a store? The Sparvieros aren't anymore?! Oh god... That is probably the best looking case I've ever seen AH! Do not click that! Some doctor told me it will slowly disappear. f*cking liar! So... Zuko burned his own eye? Plot twist. Memorized the prices? I went to high school with a guy named Asia. Apparently he wasn't the only one. That's a health code violation Holy freaking crap Its a good thing I didn't, that would have been awkward if my neighbor saw Imagine the backdoors going on in PBE right now I lost a co-op game in Turkey server. 2 people afked because they thought i was trying to steal their kills Team Erectile Dysfunction? "You don't study" ...I have no idea what you mean by that It looks like a pancake funfunfunfun O_o_ DING DING end after 3 Mins I don't like music I'm not AGAINST the idea, but is it really gonna be that helpful? Does it really matter exactly how much of each stat you give away? You buy a lot of power, you know your giving away a lot of power. What would you do by knowing exactly how much, especially since right now theres no way to plan your builds with it in game cuz theres no undo button ^^^{> His directorial career went from 1922 to 1976... Burning TC's more like $5000 at the moment Has anyone thought that Cece might be the one who killed Mona as she is still part of the A team along with Alison? i edited it, i think it's because of my royal crossbow that is degraded Gawd those are ugly Why would this be offensive? It's my secret to keep ;) I'm a frothing-at-the-mouth Left Lane Policeman, and I can't think of a reason to flip out on someone for being in the left lane of a street... Th Korean film Oldboy has a pretty " Do you have mantle enabled? Mine would crash if I have mantle and anti aliasing enabled ... that's one tall ceiling! I actually liked Agents of Shield They were saving water... yet... where does ice come from You're the alien aren't you? I actually find myself wondering what friendship gulag is right now User doesn't exist Yeah, he also told me to cut bread :( after I objected he said I could get a test if I really wanted, or just go a week without wheat/gluton and see if I feel better...now to abstain Why would you give shit to Voyboy in the first place. you're not sitting though Holy fuck you did! wat?! It's dancing at the rhythm of the music I was listening to, it was uncanny holy freakin sexy! Can I get a screenshot or something... I have no idea what you guys are talking about I don't understand breakup sex. Wouldn't it just be unpleasant because at least one of you will be either angry or crying, or both. XD no it did like 1 hearts then I died. Send you the code per PM. Should only work with your ID, but who knows how many greedy 1799 are watching You're the one being nitpicky as hell, what's your point? Just a tiny little tip for you; At the ending you were a little fast with ''I hope this guide helps. Please feel free to subscribe and check out the rest of my videos, bye guys!''. It sounded a bit rushed. ^_^ If you slow that down a tiny bit this is a great video, keep up the good work. ~~Also your name is awesome as mine is Sky Err... what's Tinder? OBLIGATORY! NO CHAMPIONSHIP KHA ZIX...! BUT WE GOT SAND-BUG ONE! Maybe its ultimate... Who knows \ Its almost as if people have different opinions how accurate is this w/ regards to unusual cours? its sayin ef frog <$20 2009 was a very productive year offensively. If we can approach that again... I thought he was just showing off to the camera Is he still alive? omg.... you let your 6 year old sister pull you off........................................................................................................................................................... hamburger time?? Those eyes But you did.. This was my reaction to the picture as well. I can't imagine a farmer giving him permission to plant a tree in the middle of their field... I don't have an opinion one way or the other about Malcolm Gladwell, though I do know a very smart librarian who has met him and worked with him and thinks he is full of shit and says he is an ass-clown. That's neither here nor there, though. I do think it's important to work hard and practice at what we do to get better at it, and that's the nugget I get from the 10K hour story. It's like the old joke about the guy getting into the cab in NYC and asking how to get to Carnegie Hall. I tell that one to my 7th graders and they look at me blankly. So then I just say "Get back to work." why would one need 50 lip balms? ^^so ^many COMPUTERS "Fred did this too me!" Instructions unclear: Fred is no longer a threat Same here. It's pretty addicting. I tried figuring out what move does what exactly. Came to the conclusion that every Non-Special move is EXACTLY THE SAME, just with another annoying ape-sound! Like... actual shit? you didnt answer the issue of the spawn time Jesus. They made him throw 30 pitches in the first inning :) I think you get too down on yourself w/events and, if you don't mind me saying, it might hurt you a bit Umm...looks like $50 to me... Won't that cook the egg? At least it looks waterproof. where are his balls? It's not so bad today, just get a bunch of eggs and you can race through it. I wonder if you can get cross-realmed into a lowpop place and far multiple realities... multiple... I don't think I've ever even gone a day without checking here Dat curvature Last I checked, you didn't need much help with that. xDDD! ( So what can the fans that aren't happy with the product do to encourage competition? Pass a letter along to our local billionaires pitching getting into the wrestling business? "Now?" When I asked to be taken to the hospital after massively overdosing on sleeping pills in my only suicide attempt. (YES, fucking NOW! I clicked the shiny tab, it's in row 41. I'm also friends with a random player on the browns Woah... that's amazing primary care dentists I got him as a mystery gift like 6 months ago and I didn't even know it was a legendary skin I'm supposed to replace that poofy thing every month??? ummmm no, it had 4 slots b4 being evolved You might or might not be implying that Toph is/was a hoe Somehow this blew my mind. I've always wondered why I never see this used... its been in the game for a really long time Are you having a conversation with yourself? Did Thooorin also kill and cannibalize five fangirls at PAX? Haha that'd be a lot of shinies it melted into its original shape wow Oh gosh I was not prepared for a man that would move away from the ladies Tiggs mad with power I have paid my roommate this way a lot. They really don't like it when its all in ones This is just a regurgitation of cold war propaganda. The Soviet archives are open now and the cold war is over, historical studies (especially one that calls the Gulag worse than NAZI concentration camps Funny that I called it faith Omg. The most withering criticism in the world. yeah! one time i only got 1 message but i skipped a shade Just start using this much, and if it works. Stick with it. I like this. I've made a similar argument to my friends, but I never approached it from the point of yoda as you did. This is an EXCELLENT post you made. Mine is like that, too. I'm starting to think aliens come into my room at night to draw weird symbols on my face like in that movie. Just to add, /u/Xerte ran the numbers, Dilma's actually able to outdo Gravion's SBB max damage due to some data inconsistency that cuts its final damage by 20%. Don't know why, but the link keeps redirecting me to your "finding new home" minecraft video Does it really make a difference if you're 22-23 or 30? well,THAT explains alot. I'm like that to an extent - I have around 300 games on my Steam account and I can't bring myself to spend more than 10 minutes on each... Once in a while I hit gold and find a game I get addicted to. The most recent ones were Portal 2, Hitman Absolution and Mafia 2. Apart from them feel like my expectations are too high and they're not immersive enough for me anymore. One bug or bad voice-over and I just loose interest. I want to see a perfect world!!! I'd be down to start a child killing guild... -( Owner of Drunken Huntsman tried to sell me that Glass Short Bow for 8.000 Septims lil perv didn't tell her daddy she wants to marry you? Same resolution here but they don't overlay 16 sec mark, two white stripes on a side I found two pieces today What no one said chapter 7!? "only" 25euro skins. So did I... he threw himself out of a third story window days after I left him what on earth are those even used for though? How do you get anything out of that mess I can't believe how his family ganged up on him like he was an intruder in their home. I mean jeez, don't they remember that their son was once a baby they held in their arms? That they watched him off on his first day of school? Is it that easy to throw that all away? I'm not even talking about the whole religion thing involved in this situation, it's just insane to me that you can invest your whole life in another human being and throw it away in such a small space of time Crap you are right HOLY QUACK! So this mouse watches as other mice are devoured and just doesn't care? People hate the Obi-Wan bit from IV and the Vader reveal from V? This is the first I've heard of it. There were non black DS carts? ...whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? WELL AREN'T YOU FORTUNATE!? Tulo: "Did you catch that?! Phobos?? I thought it was only on Earth Now my head hurts even more. I'm not too keen on trying to keep up with the TPP Multiverse, ie, the dozens of continuities created by dozens of artists and story writers, now that there's no longer a stream to keep them all together... Wait, so the campus use to be more dull Blocked your whole mint account? I think it's more of a problem with understanding what those downed skills do. You have to mouse-over and read them and try to figure out all while your character is "in distress mode" of sort. It's not as overwhelming, but I wish there was an easier way to show new players what they can do when they are downed without having to suicide on some mob (and then you switch class and get unpleasant surprise of a different downed skill set Yeah, that was always a sticky wicket, a major WTF 5-10% off? If that was the case, I wouldn't have this post at all. Pssh.... they've been something like 50% off before (multiple times) and then they correct heir numbers afterwards. It's really ridiculous. I'm not saying their polling data is fake or w/e. They probably do poll real people and so forth. Didn't notice them be used by Deloitte and Bloomberg... I still can't really believe it though.... "cup of sugar." What if Banksy is actually a Valve artist What if GabeN is actually Bansky. She's amazing How old is this laptop I'm honestly wondering why Blowguns were designed with the "Loading" property to begin with Thank you! I just hope that it will look at least similiar in-game as on renders. (Although after my messing with BGE and AO scipt, It looked similiar with realtime movement :D ) I didn't play the game actually for a few days since I'm modelling it has ads? The truth becomes clear. He needs to go to Bed, Bath, and ((BEYOND)) Okay, well, I agree with your first sentence, but what are you getting at with the second? 7!??! Does your SIL really love being pregnant or something? Holy moly I totally agree with the photoshop comment. I don't like how they do that and how lazy they are with the photos. Maybe the models are just too expensive? Elevator!? When was he Seattle's? The amount of gil you must have spent. Ooh that makes sense; then again, there was that guy in Dubai that bought $60,000 in Dota compendium points for TI4 I have one like that in my mouth at the moment. It's the only molar left in that quadrant, so I should probably get that root canal scheduled. Wut the fuck happened there? I actually thought that this was a sales group. Looks interesting Wow that's really crazy Are you in the 505? All hunters are not bowman they already released ullr and rama as bowman also diversity will be welcome. The last Female hunter was Neith! I think the cursed vale could use a few more dungeons. At least in my mind the only one that is currently sticking out is the catacombs That was legitimately funny... 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That video is really freaking creepy! pudge doesn't win midlane but i'd be interested to hear where else you think he should go If it was the trunk (which I really, REALLY hope it was), the interior of it can be removed and replaced, and any metal parts underneath can *probably* be cleaned by a professional. If it was the back seating area...I'd rather not think about it. Not gonna be cheap, no matter what Haha Again: (* Sorry, I'm new, Star Citizen will have procedural generated content? Great job, well done :D almost typoed done as dome. What a bizarre question. I'm not entirely sure how LoL and DkS relate to each other at all. Higurashi is cute and funny? Never had it and I've played since Beta. Or I haven't just noticed? Oh. I was like my zat was hawkward... you're my hero Vagabond was at 320 in 2 days Fingers or legs Sheesh I always thought Misaya looked more attractive Wow YES Took Tyrion to the dog park with the boyfriend. He is so cute and he don't take no shit. He just shits. A lot. Like how does a little dog poo that much. He also circles three times before he poops. And wipes his feet after he's done. I got preeclampsia and had a c-section at 27+3 a week ago. Monday i got my 28 weekly notification. Needless to say it was bittersweet. Wow. By the way, why didnt you have puri equipped at that time. Both of those examples are not AAA games. did duke change his channel What they didn't show was this face he made right after she said it: none CARE SPOILER [!!!](/s "the Chair is actually the MC is amd cpu not good with nvidia? Eso lo aclara todo. What? When did that happen? OH MY FUCKING GOD! I was literally just about to upload this picture to reddit right after receiving the only trophy in the lottery machine when I started a new game of melee. Two scary moments in one. Me getting this trophy (the only trophy in my collection) and the fact that I saw this post on the top of /r/smashbros right when I was gonna upload the same image to reddit. Lucian is a safe pick we should nerf him. Tristana is a much more safe pick then Lucian was. Ya let's just let her rampage bot for a bit. How much do they give your for a Wii? Thanks! Whoops, I guess I must've unchecked the show your flair option by accident Oh my lord that field. Wait.. pre-chewed? so.. you didn't chew trhem? Haha, no idea why but apparently my eggs have an affinity for your TSVs Yikes. We're your friends...? I hope he is back for the regular season Jesus... My aunt gave me an old typewriter from the 60's. I offered to sell it for her but she insisted I keep it. I like the clickity-clack sounds it makes same. hopefully he doesn't get a head coaching job offer from his alma mater You wrote 'load' instead of 'loud'...... I'm a school librarian and I would not be able to work there at all. I'm VERY allergic to cats, to the point where prolonged exposure closes up my lungs. It can be very serious, but I am sure the school keeps track of such things. Otherwise they're inviting an unfortunate future lawsuit the near-relocation of your favorite team would not be the saddest moment? How do you get high in trials? I've only made it to GR19. I never die. One time, I made it to round 8 and it gave me a GR15 key I have no bullets........ That is one dorky looking helmet... ooo extra pretty with glasses!!! That was the first thing I thought of too wouldn't his wife be your sister? That bresaola is incredibly dark. Mistborn is considered an obscure series? D-D-D-D-DAAAANG!!!! Stalia all the way, it's too cute not to ship. Plus, Were-Coyote, daughter of the guy trying to kill Scott against smoking hot genius? Sorry late reply, for some reason I didn't see this until now And why You post Polish post in English Minecraft Reddit? That green bat Same here. Usually it pairs with a feeling or sensation that there's some sort of balloon in my mouth, only the balloon is a needle not bad, although it does look strange Do I see in the corner... "Mass Murder"? Because people don't come to Reddit to be miserable? Just got home from dinner, my god what have I stumbled across I have 3~4 times the surface of room #4 that for the same price Woah you think the hype is bad here? the MR forum thread about the *invite* to the event generated 19 pages of discussion in less than seven hours wow Ra is not a bird/hawk anymore, now hes a dove lol Sometimes it's both But my video was edited Why does it look better on lowest It's not. blurry screeners? How is that a reason to downvote something Thats a first for me. . . . Wow, the mods managed to pack in a lot with their snoo. Wait, this is legit? Thus isn't fake? Well... can't say I'm proud to be from the area. My eyes went also... DAT ASS well then. i didn't expect *that* gnnn, die haben die dinger ja inzwischen echt gebaut That is some damn fine geekery there, friends. Amazing attention to detail. Light sequencing to match the movie? I have no idea who most of these people are She's 9 and it was an accident Bombed out and depleted? What kind of kindergarten is he being sent to? Guloug Kindergarten?! Sorry, just a weird question, what does Dr. Meagan being Filipino have to do with the story? And how did she "become" Filipino if she was actually Chinese? Weird My ~~body~~ ~~PayPal account~~ everything is ready I'm actually talking about everyone else who's harshing on him, but like an idiot I put it in the wrong place. This whole thread is so full of missed points it's meta-hilarious. thats not very much ? I hope lots of people don't have Survey Corps backpacks lol. Wait are you going to be there with your husband who looks like Erwin?!?! But... Where is the Satan-Chan How is that even possible? it looks like back in the days there was another you inside Wait what? Lesson learned, don't wander the streets at night, even if you think you know the neighborhood well enough. I got mine taken out a month ago. When they drugged me up I didn't say shit. I just sat there like i tried looking at his reference, and I can't see where he got it from... and that walchomp is touched all over it Yeah, nothing can cause this seal face more than meeting a new person and they drop the N word on you as if it's normal conversation. My friends and I were at the beach one summer and this group of guys came over and started chatting. Thought they were cute/nice, until one of them asked if we had any N words that went to our school. All of us girls just gave the I have to take through Calc IV, Diff EQ, Discrete Math II, Linear Algebra Only in America It's only WTF outside of NYC... we see this on our subways ALL the time I watched this as a kid of maybe 6. I'm still terrified of ghosts even today. I don't even believe in them. Ghost movies and tv shows still freak me the fuck'n out. it even looks like the bird is shitting New to experience, for sure. Hard Summer had ASAP Mob this year though and Hard DOTD has Ty Dolla Sign this year Then we get the clone on the icon. Goo Gone is AMAZING. Anything gooey, it's gone. Man, that toilet or whatever that is in background, really seems as postapo Holy macaroni ^^^^^hehehhehehehehe it's 22 minutes Thanks for your input. I don't get how people make crazy picks like that. In my league, Tom Brady got drafted in the third Yep. I'm sure all cases would be that simple. Oh god. I think I have actually visited you. Did that tiny little fansink actually keep the 9800 cool? that looks so damn classy Really? Inspect element changes what your browser sees, not what the web server sees. If you used inspect element, you see differently, but no-one else would know, or be affected by it. If that were true it would be havoc. Holy shit ! How many euros do I need to play that @30fps ? Or even 20 How do you pronounce four? Do people really think he's not? You'd be surprised what british shows are popular outside the uk, I think the most perplexing example of this I have seen is Allo Allo on the tv in france, with everybody dubbed into french and sporting brand new french accents I'm so glad my wife agrees What the fuck?!? T-13 minutes and COUNTING! Yeah, not sure about OP, but I'm a blonde jew and you mainly hear tasteless jew jokes. But I've also heard the whole "Don't be a jew" stuff (referring to being cheap/not sharing). Nothing overly malicious, but things that make you go so it wasnt just me on linux So you want to put the #9 curse on Schurrle too I'm hypnotized Probably much greater than they will ever let the public know.. for various reasons.. I mean.. its pretty common knowledge that we have fucking laser planes that can shoot these things out of the sky from hundreds of miles away.. so let your mind wander imagining what secret technology exists Due to assassin, pray he never "surprises" anyone Yeah, the face in the window on the far right is scary enough But... deck building is like 75% of a TCG. I can almost smell them through the picture All that for 5k miles a year... Why are you so bad, yet so lucky against the Patriots? Wait, ABUs are going away? Watching people do all that math is like watching someone juggle. You're saying that now, but wait until they pull that shit on Wario How do I do that? Old horse king grew some hair That poor child! I'm just curious how he managed to go prone I'm getting anxiety just thinking about the task of having to fall asleep in 20 minutes after coffee Sent this article to girlfriend and now she wants to watch The Notebook tonight You can just barely see eyes in those sockets Nice boat ? Take medicine. 40lbs ultralight? Wow... that was awesome That's passed, right? That's exactly what I had picked out if I had a daughter I'm getting spammed by sluts trying to add me on skype, wtf is this Well, as i had Garrus and Tali, then i used their skills(the one which overheats the guns) and as i played Solider then i often activated Immunity and just rushed them with the assault rifle and melee them down so i can spray them on the ground. When it starts getting a lot of them then i often take cover far from Benezia so she can't hit me with her biotics(if she even use them while the battles is underway, never expecriance that). Also, i often make so i got the best armor i can get and the best for Garrus and Tali, while i give Garrus the best Sniper rifles and Tali the best Pistol and Shotguns while i take the Assault Rifle. It's pretty hard to explain how i do it. I just do it like it's a rutin, either i'm just used to these kind of battles or i'm so incredbly luck that i never died on it? no clue, seriously, i'm getting a bit confused how i seems to have such a easy time on it, this means that when i do my Veteran playthourght then she be a bitch to beat The Oracle would take on a whole new role Huge indeed It was more strange then...what the fuck did i just see?? Hahah, I love that bird. He will love me eventually. I fell in love How did that go in oh god > EDIT: Also, miserable, because I can't IMAGINE only having had sex with one person. But does it mean, a new character reveal at Midnight Oct 3? DON'T DO IT, HE'S PLAYING THE LONG CON TO MURDER YOU AND STEAL YOUR CAN OPENER! Oh god, the horrible horrible lag Wow, missed him on the first look. Also, it seems to me like the kid in the yellow shirt more towards the center is doing all of this with his mind.. Lol my network has something that makes me get banned everytime i log in there xD (it says something about jump Being good enough to carry the Silver 5's is the proof that you CAN improve. I had to do it? I didn't just get lucky You're eyes are amazing as well You have a MM... with LTI... So the guy dropped you off for sex, then he played with her dog in the bushes? I'm thinking you may have interrupted something on your way out... > Also, miserable, because I can't IMAGINE only having had sex with one person. So, they took the same reference points from Celcius with different numbers. With who then? Lol I'm not sure how colorful or heavy makeup looks so good on everyone else Oh yeah, usually a friend. Same with guys. Guy friend of mine was almost raped (friend of his walked in on the girl) at a party. She was a friend of a friend. She wasn't his type, but she had a thing for him, so she'd basically waited for him to get sleepy-drunk and figured it was OK because... um. I don't really know how she could have, but she was actually upset. lol 6 years Source? I think the guy second from the right is my friend Your heels (and the rest of that outfit) really accentuate your amazing legs and fantastic body God, ALWAYS. It'd be very cute, unless the one buried last actually hated their husband/wife I have no idea what to say other than wow his 6 star is really strong I love it ( Your ashes or body parts? Why would a straight woman ever want to live there. I mean, I get that its probably lesbian heaven but why would anyone sexually attracted to men want to live in a town where men are not allowed Wait, LOGAN? Hey! Been seeing you around. I could have sworn you already hosted a contest I didn't know they were so big I'm sorry I thought you meant to put (link)[text] but it's pretty obvious that's not the case, as you hyperlinked the ( what combination O_O crafts materia and control materia How does he remember all 7 languages You must be kidding me, they announced it only like 5 hours ago? So, you had the phone/camera mounted to your bike? I really hope you weren't holding it while riding while being attacked by a magpie... Why's gamon in ragefire chasm? This guy knows his minors... That Laugh... That Eximius... How long can you keep regular soup? That Spelling... I just assume you were refering to dota 2! And i just said Dota 2 is slow i didn't talk about the game in general That true... Ohhhh, my dad bought one of these because his HTC broke. Its actually not that bad, besides you know the fact that it burned. Well i think it is not bad... It's like downloading a movie/game from internet for free. You dont steal it (it is not materialistic thing) but the author gets nothing from you. I think it might be problem when custom games will be more popular and playable. Then some people might not even care about dota and play only custom games (like new WC) and for them it will be absolutely free... But i dont know... I wonder what Valve thinks about that... OK... I was just wondering what other people think about that... Very nice read and much surprise on how other units such as Loch work with SBB. Also base customization is missing... But i wasnt really looking for it... holy crap I played the missions for at least 2-3 hours each episode which would count for about 15 hours... don't know why someone might rush through in 6 hours Wow, calm down, the baron steal wasn't THAT exciting. One of my first memories in life is seeing my dad scratch his back on the corner of a rock wall we have in our house, and thinking "I came from this My name is Harold Stan, which means "Land of the Harolds". I dont think they did in this case given how the simple phyiscal evidence of the rebels completely crushing the Ukrainian forces speaks a very clear language but I would not put something like this above them in general Yeah I was having an issue before. It showed I owned 805 bucks for housing and then it disbursed. I looked on due charges and it now showed I owe them 25 bucks. Since when do jokes have a tl;dr that isn't the punchline? Wow, I did not expect to see Sen. Me too. Didn't know Loui Eriksson was that old In instances you grind gear you need to play more instances. I don't get why it should be diffrent from GW2, don't like something? Don't play it, you don't have to. I don't like gear grinds (was lucky enough to play something better than wow) but I do like instances. Why do people always assume those are for gear only? I used to run raids because I like raiding 481/137 As a person who is 41 currently, this is very helpful because I'm researching while at work OMg, so many beautiful girls in the same spot... What? dafuq is that? 55,99? If you were going to Bandos...why the hell were you killing Spiritual anything? Camp goblins. Get the highest possible grave you can (gives you like a solid 15 minutes, meaning you can pretty get to it no matter where you die). And you didn't think to ask anyone where your grave appears should you die? Tsk tsk. This was more your fault than Jagex's fault Why nonfunctional? I think you may be misinformed about what parodies are. I googled Warpack. Thought it was some American reference I didn't get, wasn't disappointed wut I don't understand the push towards these phablet devices, I don't want I giant screen on my phone. If my phone is going to get bigger I'd rather it got thicker, that is to say, why larger screens but not larger capacity batteries? In the light infantry, what is the pom pom color of say, a 9e Infanterie Legere regiment? There are several images of red over green, and others green over red...I'm guessing thats for the carabinier company? The light company - is it green over yellow or yellow over green? For the standard chasseur, was it just green, or did they have like say, green over orange, or blue over green? There are also several images of red over yellow and yellow over red... what company is that? O_O Did you just call Bidoof Non-Important Ummm maybe consider the fact that I am still human and I need to sleep, and that 7 hours is a perfectly reasonable amount of time for a guy to sleep? I'm 67 chests through and I've had 3 drops all 400k or below. Grats where is VP?! I read "cows" not crows and got to the part about perching on power lines and was all Veteran Trailer or DLc trailer It's amazing how many freshmen slept through middle school health class when they mentioned alcohol can kill you. They chug a bottle of vodka and think they can live. yuck, worse SP shield, but congrats on materials Whoah that's openbox? I gotta admit. The little fruitbat can ball for somebody with what at the NFL level would be considered almost no athleticism. Uses his hands very well when overpowering his man That was... Interesting My name is Parker... You were cutting the #3 CB in pre-season? You were in ReCharge? Kunkka Arcana It's not over yet! Why is everyone acting like the series is already over? Do you use green gas with your 870? And how is it holding up. I want to get one but I've heard about tm shotgun gas tanks expanding due to propane I was just thinking earlier that the jims should really be on the banner. Now this has appeared...... Are the mods reading my mind? yeah.... in like Map 15 But can he play in goal Has its RB rank still not been fixed from the days where it basically could outclimb even F8Fs? The current N1K2s are terrible climbers right now, even in AB, and their agility is otherwise far from stellar ( 600 euro itu apa? Harga visa zoekjaar? Gilaaakk.. Mahal banget! Holy shit. At that point I'd just be like "WELL, TOUGH SHIT" because you're not a magical fairy person. I can't even imagine dealing with that. How long was a short time? I'm glad you didn't have to be there long that was fast The girl looks like Cobie Smulders "wait, made in china? Ok at this point I just dont care I have to have one either way at least one I would really hope she can do 1000 damage in 30 minutes Nope... I think I have dyslexia, I read half of it then my brain filled the rest in Damn are you in my head right now??? Not gonna lie that was an impressive jump The Manifestation of our Dead MMR next week Oh my, Deoxys event collateral? Wait, what?.............my login name and in-game name are different Oh my, Deoxys event collateral? Did you just meet Burnsy? I'm in the UK, so assuming you're from there I might pick one up too. Sounds like it'd be pretty helpful in HP breeding! Any chance you could point me towards what exactly I should be looking for? I don't think that's against the rules, right? We are like pretty much the same person This comment is not harsh at all actually. It's not possible at all for everyone to like you haha. I think I was just more so like Only problem is that bound of trust to hand someone a dagger like this in hopes of not being scammed out of O_o o_O You were silver elite master... Yes, I did see it only now. Damn that looks scary I'm pretty sure Gordon Ramsay is a chef. lol, technically I was supposed to be open in July Ugh.. I do this all the time though Holy crap I didn't even know those existed It was uploaded to YouTube on 3/27/2014. It is now 8/30/2014 and your comment shows as being made on 8/28/2014, so it was 5 months and a day old when you commented. Why do we play the Vols in October? I dislike 6pm starts at AT&T. The sun hurts my eyes. Why does sniper wear a watch there but you never see it when you play him? I honestly have no idea. Maybe it wasn't constructive enough? Make that 2 of us. I'm even trying to do one of these threads at the same time. ( I always heard "boys go to venus to get their penis/girls go to mercury to marry Hercules" Do you have a suger addict in your house? Because it looks like the frosting was nibbled off. Is that...an adult sippy cup? these punts are terrible That's.. some really good CGI TIL. I read this as "7 week old boy hears he has aids for the first time" can confirn am Drunkenly trying to steal the ad car This blows my mind. How does someone accidentally break their own foot? Seriously? I've never heard this advice, can't believe this actually happened. But we should trust those with pictures of cats? YES!!! I tend to go to the back when the place is full of customers and let out a high pitched scream. I'm a guy- so when I return usually one barista is like " HOW DARE YOU? Isis' ult is awesome Did Caleb just say moonshine is 300 proof? Wouldn't that make it 150% alcohol? Man, I saw very few people rockin' the Yoshi 3DS. I felt like I was the only one Maybe the book was for her daughter? I do believe the echo chamber is made up of many underaged white voices As /u/Jack_shriker said, also - if you added fruit into the secondary beware if you did not sanitize the fruit (frozenor sulphited it as well etc.) as the wild yeasts in the fruit can still be active once you bottle. If thats all you did and the Mead is sitting still for a prolonged period of time then the sorbate should be good. I'd just keep an eye on the bottles, maybe check one 1-3 months after bottling and see if it has carbonation in it, if it does you have bottle bombs waiting for you That E when rengar jumped What game speed are you on? Where is Aatrox for toplane? I really don't get why'd you purchase the most unreliable keyboard, when you had tons of other choices I'm not sure how he's still in Plat Logan is Zelexio? What the hell kinda facebook friends do they have Oh. So it scales a bit? I just googled up darklurker... he looks like a scary sunnava... Wait what? You're not allowed to trade gold in WoW? I've been playing for years and have given multiple friends hand-outs and never been banned or even warned for it. He only has teslas Ooops You mean you didn't call it the snez? it isn't over yet..right? She looks so damn happy Do you even know what the terms you use mean? Had that happen to me a few weeks ago! Got a Trisk 1 from QBD, went to traders and got two pieces on my first two picks. Was really insane Team DK still in i-league? You may think you're eating more, but do you even eat enough? As long as it doesn't give away my address, name, and the exact crimes I've committed. I'm not sure I understand the significance of what I just read...someone please explain it to me like I am a 5 year old.... You must be a fortune teller What's going on here? The guy who is smiling over the other guys shoulder to the right is extremely creepy How much did all that cost?! Perhaps... Or maybe I like the look of the mini without it ^( Those chickens Yours?! Now I'm really excited slide. how falcon punch sounds A dab of speed in the lemonade One step at a time, my friend. ^^^^Or ^^^^maybe ^^^^they ^^^^already ^^^^control ^^^^reddit??? ^^^^^^^^ Blondes and brunettes are humans, but sometimes the context of a conversation calls for adjectives! OMG! I want those videos deity because i skipped from prince to deity My. God. Wait, no. Imgur? You mean the one where there's a PS4 copy on top of the box? That was the distribution warehouse for a retail chain, not the store itself. Read it as floor length satan and i was like why are their so many us cities named after european cities. Ed's chasing Falcao? Oh, okay. Oh! > At least three times is still considered okay? The show is a different "Experience" seeing it in person on mcamusement.com with glow with the show Bosses do so little damage on NG Wooow that did drop off a lot then Wait what I'm almost finished going through the closet and dresser and pulling out all the clothes that won't fit until next year. OMFG How osiriis is on the bottom list? edit: lol, I think I told the wrong story. I'll leave it, but here's the one I MEANT to type: Tall CDL with SIX SHOTS. There was like half an inch of milk in that thing. She said she likes her coffee "strong." Borders in Borders But how cab has more plays than AMC Why would anyone agree to this? **This is my first ever Reddit post and I never expected it to get this popular. Wow Wow, you really went all out, thank you so much for your help and for all the links! is this wall bangable? Wait it is Holy shit > He's younger (24 Did anyone else get MLP rule 34? After I heard the story this was way creepier than it was before Just curious if I understood your message, wiser guy. Does anyone on this forum practice zen? the curse on curse is real i think kony's the guy who makes my headphoens Mother of god Shit, the setup for that movie is cryptically-similar to Adventure Time's, even. Wait.. did you just send a lunch over reddit? Why on earth would you disable the subreddit style? You can't fool me with psychological mind games. Making it sound like I'm the many when I'm clearly the one. For all I know you're about to pounce on me any second! Then again for all you know we are already all right behind you Yes! That was such an odd thing for him to do, and even odder for all the people standing around to just sit back and let happen. They already had her, why terrify her and make her desperate? Levi completely misread the situation or maybe was just so pissed off from watching the squad behind them be pummeled that he lost his temper and went super-creepy. Because really... in that moment, Annie would have known who he was by his reputation as the best at killing titans. And there he is, telling her how he's going to cut her to pieces and enjoy it... True, though as far as mine is concerned, he shreds his string so thoroughly, it's scattered in little puffs around the yard when he's done. It may be ELI5 but he's not actually five. At least I hope not DAFUQ iS G01N6 0n at BSN they are making us wait so long T_T fantastic baby is almost 2.5 years old When did I say anything about champions? How do fridges have operating systems? ayooooo edit #2 I need this. An official Sony survey posted at polldaddy.com? This was pretty funny but I was once told that making a cat chase the red laser can make them go insane HOT DAMN Ne Zha is a mage/assassin hunter. He can even hunt hunters Maybe, We are the same person from different universes where I didn't sneeze on that random day (so other than that our whole life will be the same) and we we are able to break the wall from space and time and find eachother on this post If not wanting to chat with someone for whatever reason and/or politely rejecting them makes someone a creep... then this sub is full of them. Any background into the yes? Godddd I thought the 20-pump PT I used to sell was madness. What are the pink icons with stacks? Now that you mentioned it... Gymnastic Ninja hybrid When i watch shows like Dexter and the murderer makes little jokes about killing people, knowing that no one will take him seriously, I wonder if real killers do that. I guess they do... Brack Friday Bunduru OH also! One of the usernames has "cookies" in the name Damn, these references are out of cont[Lyre bird doing Seinfeld slap bass.] *O_O* These references are out of cont[same]. *** Jarvan feeding on purpose still died less than Lissandra. Colleyville, Texas. I went to middle school with her i wish this happens immediately. FC garden sucks. a huge FC sharing with just 3 beds I couldn't cope with it at start either. But I was really desperate to succeed. I took a fat burner that also was a appetite suppressant / energy booster and it helped tremendously. This was about 2-3 years ago when I dropped from 115kg to 72kg in about a 8 month period and ever since then I've always really stayed around the 1k calorie mark. I can go on 2 meals a day if not less even now. But if I start eating junk food.... it goes up haha. And it did go up... Molise? i wish someone would host a mole game How do you know that This is actually a good idea! LoL! You are a NPC? Man, /r/NoFap and /r/Celebs are a mess right now Bigfatjiji? For real? That's half a million Mauritian rupees per year Thanks, I have to manually unclench my buttocks now. And ended up swallowing it right? It should have been unless I did the wrong egg Because to criticize Israeli policies means you must hate Jews... that was beautiful hearthstone has lore Never will. Even if it means creepy stalking. I have read that Seria, Lugina, Karl, etc is a "mock unit" that's why I came upon this conclusion >tfw /r/TheFappening is down due to heavy traffic Did you just hack 4Chan's iCloud account? Gooooold Grey screen? Never heard of that Ok, I offered to PM but you chose the more public, attention-grabbing way-- i have no idea why. > Ok, I offered to PM but you chose the more public, attention-grabbing way-- i have no idea why. I would have so loved to see it...but I never made it on a tozan, and by the time we went to visit Japan *en famille*, it was already gone. We never went to Taiseki-ji, but we did train up into Tokyo to visit SG HQ. The Fuji Art Museum was closed that day Hey um can I ask, how do you upgrade the monster storage? Ur a doctor? "Guardians" makes you think of Nazis? Melissa Benoist definitely wins for hottest pics of the bunch... although who is taking the pictures Do I have to choose one? 'Cause I dont trust either of those liars Not allowed to drink water? Before you ult a champion like cassiopeia or Syndra, try to leave a shadow behind so u can swap with it to avoid theire ult or stun, and then press R to get back and combo them. Don't just ult them and stand face to face. And also don't forget that deathmark makes you untargettable, you can dodge anything with it. I managed to dodge lissandra's ult once And would you say any of them aren't worth it You've eaten roadkill? Kittens are even worse than puppies because they never sleep my video was posted to reddit? I would say the horny-level of the redditors is over 9000. But in that case it's over 60000 You may or not be right wow! a lovely Dratini and Dreamy Statler! Looks like a dream I had 10% of 1000 stat is 100 not 20 Ya know that is a very good point and I ddin't think about the time lapse! HOWEVER(again i could be wrong this is just my opinion lets rememeber) Iam almost so positive that in the comparing picture that her hair is still red, i know its in black and white but you can kinda compare it along with her face to some of her older photo's whereas the "nudes" look rather "new". SOrry for so much words, just want my thoughts out there Looks quite similar to the Femshep I played ( My goodness his eyes are beautiful. According to my app my baby is a pomegranate. Last week it said papaya but I've never seen a papaya that's smaller than a pomegranate... I don't remember seeing Fox with rocket boots in Sm4sh videos. I'm a little uncomfortable with your username. I was so worried about catching Coelacanths, but I caught one the first day I went hunting for one in the rain. So yeah, I'd say the snakeheads are pretty sneaky No shit? Wow, I'm gonna be going into withdrawals soon. No problem! And yes, it is the Studio blush brush. It doesn't look anything like the website photo so I wonder if it's... inconsistent? Dangerous? Odin model is fine I'm sure that girl had more going for her than neopets (for example, her offsite art website). She would have enriched the lives of those around her in wonderful ways that they would not need to look up her neopets user profile to remember. Yup, they are. You can tech up to Chosen Swords in less than 10 turns I would hope so Just imagine, he'll come in to work tomorrow and start testing the iPhone 7 why no a RE reboot? And its only Monday. It really does sound ominous. ( I'm nervous about imgur - I've heard it's a great place to get viruses. On some boards, people say never open anything from imgur Wow Romi Park...That's definitely Ragyo's cleavage. -_- I know how to spell vampire............ if thats what you mean? But what could be funnier than calling someone gay for flying modern aircraft... ok what the hell, none of my 1v1s were recorded but random casual seige matches and 3v3s were..? After I informed my mother that my fiance and I are pansexual, She said "I don't like that term because people use it and think animals" I was like Sorry, this is really confusing as heck Yeah, may not have enough time for that I'm not stopping you Dear god, yes, please. Oh, my goodness. My dad forgot to delete his history TSM! LETS MAKE IT OUT OF THE QUATERFINALS! WOOOO!!!! wouldn't it be something if C9 made it out of the group stage and faced TSM again? ... That TSM background is pretty sweet omfg I hear it, this is going to be amazing I'm not a man, but I can say the sex I have at 39 blows the living shit out of the sex I had at 19. I own my body and what I want, have skills and a level of self acceptance, humor and intelligence I didn't think possible then. My libido is also through the fucking roof. I could bang all day everyday... But I'm not attracted to young guys and the old ones I like have a lot of sexual performance issues It's actually really really really easy to make a book cover with Amazon's cover maker I just realized Since I've determined that this is a beginner, you shouldn't laugh at him/her. Oh...my..... What in god's name did I just watch Unbelievably good fine line tattoo! Oh wow. The artist did truly amazing job. That's not easy and I'm jealous of his/her skills. That's fantastic quality piece of art you have on your leg now. Or not Where did you get rock smash That's what I did DEAR GOD OOC: Wait, what? Pardon my ignorance and confusion - is Elsa gone as a character? Or did you just mean 'last post' as in pertaining to this particular arc? Am I looking at a death scene or something else? Because it rings like a death scene and if it isn't I have to admit I'd be surprised. Again, sorry I'm not picking up on this, I'm just hoping for some clarity Careful... Wouldn't want those Doritos getting lodged up somewhere... How did you trade up all that way? I'm pretty sure it more than "okay" to him. In the past porn has always been about the guy, because guys are the only ones who ever watch porn. I truly don't understand where this hype comes from honestly lol, Sakurai and co. have literally only mentioned him once and he appears to be a boss on Pyrosphere. All of the "trophy hinting" (which I think is Bs tbh lol) and release dates of games all seem irrelevant to me and it seems as if people are just grasping at straws...but I don't know I guess people really want this guy in so much. BABY SAM I was just looking at that thread. Today I learned there's a name for my extreme aversion to this act "Ohhuhhhh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting." idk everyone else that tries to go there works. tinychat.com/facethejury Holy shirt. It's my cake day? That's like... 5k of jerseys Naughty A mí me ha impactado el: "un majadero... porque todo lo que dice es... obvio". Holy shit, you're 22 and you still don't have a car Can't sleep, cake will eat me... ( ... not sure how to react to this... Ah yeah, scratch what I originally said then. I'd only heard about it being free, hadn't checked it for myself until then and only saw a few "tutorials" for it expecting it to be legit. Sorry for that, it's 8am here and I've yet to sleep How does he…? I never could whistle, but then I started to learn playing the trumpet and suddenly I could whistle too Imagine if his ult granted cc immunity while casting. The top comment only has 30 points? Now is my chance... Just have to think of something clever. That escalated quickly! 1000 hours got you 57 wins? I think he was into chemistry he just...sucked at teaching LOL I mean you definitely don't pursue something as crazy as that without liking it She got attached to you? Started to notice this myself.. Why the fuck is their initial reaction just to watch the guy jack off with a face like Pics? Aaand suddenly I'm wondering EVEN MORE about that Simba moment... I too start a new job on Wednesday Perfect Heavy drinkers outlive those who abstain from drinking? Ça veut dire quoi avoir 2 grammes Wtf is "pubic" speaking Last time I got complimented I was walking home from the grocery store with my parent and we had to cross the street just as someone else was crossing going the way we had came. He stopped to stare at me and when we passed by he was like "Hello beautiful" and I just went like " Ah yes, I don't know why I said 2008 ## You are showering with your phone or Laptop ? Phone lol. Waterproof case so i can reddit wherever i go! 'Murica! but the other guy said it was It looks nothing like Google's "G" I don't think it's safe for anywhere. 27 Hardpoints... Masters of sex!? That's so fascinating. This is how many zombie-horror movies start... That owl has swag \ Or did he? I was in the same boat as you. Rainment set was dropping way more than SWK, but it took me forever to gamble the shoulders. I've also had 4 Jawbreakers drop for me in seasons How'd he keep the bread dry Are you calling yourself ugly?? It was a default? dont build basher on ~~vengeful spirit~~ ranged heroes? :P or wraith band on AA Wow you actually listened to Baha Men? this is unbearable Jesus. I'm just thinking about cutting clay with those wire things. Never got to see what? The JLaw nudes? Who's that? Don't hate me... but I think I turned down a free ticket to see him DOOM, was the scariest shit ever back in 1993. Still play it Everyone in the background is like, "what the hell?" for some reason... Oh yeah, Qatar and Norway fuckin wish they managed their resources like we do So Ashura = Gnomes from WoW? What about the word "Babe" October 5th. Whoa. I wonder what my face looks like Kid bit by shark at folly beach? I swam at folly beach this weekend... Desert town without water? I'm shocked... Yeah it sound like you're gonna have to move to the other arm eventually. But will it end there??? LOL i dont think i talked to u yet My mom owns one GF just started a 12 credit hour sememster while holding down a full time job 40+ hours a week... how the hell... Damn I want this skin. I just mean it's a psychological disorder but he's aware of it so he is compelled by his desire to be lawful to apologize every time. The CE would be to tell the truth then act like it was a lie nothing ...yes...? Time will tell glad there was not a 2nd TT table, else he would have needed 2 balls... Maybe I'm your friend Menhit is his Mate Birth control pill.. I lost my high libido and it's like 1% of what it used to be. Still there, but it takes some work! Unfortunately none of the other methods seems to be fool proof or cause a heavier period, and I'm afraid changing pills will make it worse since my libido isn't -completely- gone So if I send you Jennifer Lawrence nudes, you will put them on the screens in the bar? Did so few of us really know that bacteria are instrumental in tooth decay and plaque build up? Where do you get the strength of alcohol? That fat people can get jobs at gyms. How did you let that happen? U suk at pvp Idk. I think some of it might be ignorance/jealousy? I got similar responses when I dyed my hair red the first time. Some lady came in to my work and started raving about the color. Pleased, I said "Tysm! I was totally shocked to get this from a drugstore dye," and she says (now scowling) "Doesn't look like a box dye job." I said "I know! It's awesome," and she says "I don't know why you're lying. If you didn't want to tell me where you got it done, all you had to do was say so." Maybe it's you I swallowed a coin if that counts,that same day I think I shat out the coin,I think it got turned into a bubble Can't tell if serious Which article did *you* read? Did you just change my flair? I guess yeah... still never seen a miata ride that high that hand..... Did i miss something? I thought they had it in DS3 .... Clarity and Clairvoyance are pantheon Meta picks, also Urgot is pretty much the best toplaner after his buff, have you been living under a fucking rock ?! Dude. I hate the Cowboys so this is really conflicting. Like I HATE the Cowboys. Like ANY OTHER FUCKING TEAM PLEASE. You consider the Blues a rival? what, im banned Really? the time of the match is 05:00 CEST not 22:00 Same here. I just posted this in /r/rage and it was removed for not being "rage inducing enough".. you've clearly never been to the indian subcontinent Why does everyone use a custom hud in tf2? Or maybe thats what he wants you to think Now what about the theory that Heide is build upon the ruins of Anor Londo? The two areas are extremely similar... more than once I've felt like I should jump onto some cathedral rooftop next to the path in Heide's, to go get around some impassable obstacle. Perhaps they're the same structures, and the seas rose... meaning the starting area of DS1 is deep below the ocean Majula looks over star wars came into my noggin reading this. You are good! Yup. I work at the water agency that does this. It's pretty cool. I once fielded a call (not sure how it go to me though) from a woman who was upset when she found out that people were dumping cremation ashes out in Lake Mead. As this is where we get most of our water supply from she was horrified at thought of drinking dead people. Turn down for what... the fuck is this? It's almost like Sagarin's in bed with the PAC-12 or something Is there a story or some sort of tale in this? Possibly one in a retail setting? so nekkid I thought OP met HSGG dressed in Nida's cosplay made by her I want some ...you know that's a GIF right? Like... I'm not actually Chris Pratt.... No, they weren't dirty ones. What in seven hells was that? Who says that? It's.... like a gold mine for new players Yes, breaking the rules of the format most certainly would explain why you're having a problem with turn 2 combos.... Yeah I got them on my first phantom kill. Kinda worried me though, since it made me think the only way to get his set was to farm it as a phantom Whoa. You got downvoted for answering the OP's question. Will have these for my wedding. Uh,oh. these look incredibly tasty Are you looking for a shiny Totodile, or just a regular Totodile? I want these Give yourself at least an hour at the store. My local running store is super helpful and friendly and they ask lots of good questions. I would tell them just what you've told us, that you're a new runner. Honestly they will probably be giddy at the prospect of helping a newbie! :) Take the socks you normally wear and think about any problems you've had either with your shoes or with running in general. Have an idea of what (if any) goals you'd like to accomplish in the next 6-9 months or so - if they know you are training for speed over distance, for example, they might suggest different shoes. And go now, don't wait! When I started out I was using an old pair of size 8 shoes. Got my feet measured at the store and I was a 9.5 on one foot and a 9 on the other. When nRated said this I was absolutely blown away. That is the most disrespectful thing I've ever heard Riot has done. I feel like SK had a broken leg, and Riot just kicked out their crutches, or cut off their other fuckin leg Heard there was nary a peep about Gucci Mane or Young Jeezy Now I'm just mad that I didn't get to see whatever the video was about See someone take their Koala to the park on a leash. I was in the process of plugging it in when I read your comment ** I think you just made an AdviceAnimal Ouch! Did it eat Eze and evolve? DO WANT. I didn't know she has abs. What in the world is going on in this thread I had an option from a teen sim to ask his dad's girlfriend about woohoo. Being pregnant in Westeros in dangerous business How do you even reach all those keys at once?! Wait, I'm pretty sure I saw you at SGDQ.. Or was that a dream I had? How often do you snap heroin addicts? oh lawd. my ring size is 4.5 ... i can't imagine a nine It looks like it's got a steroid-abusing Caterham melting into it Your video has been removed You're kind of missing the point of playing an MMO if you plan on doing it without ever interacting with anyone Anybody can explain me what this comment is about? Sounds like a good plan.. And yes, the game indeed has became dull and slow-ish.. Or maybe that's how it's supposed to be at these th levels who gives 2 essays for 50 marks each ? I spot a "Robin Hood: Men in tights" reference. When I said that you were -2. So I've been watching a video on how to speak cat Literally the funniest thing I have seen in quite a while. Too bad that reporter didn't try out for the role of Crazy Eyes in Orange is the New Black - she would have totally had that role. Joust 3v3 has no elo wtf Not at the moment. Maybe in the future if I were to get permission. How cool would that be to have *two* shikais On the other hand a little girl started talking to me in the bathroom the other day, and at first I was ignoring her talking at me because I was *going to the bathroom.* She was persistent, though, so I finally gave her one word answers to questions like "Where are you from?" I have no idea where her parents are, and as I'm washing my hands, I say, "You know, you shouldn't talk to strangers." And she tilts her head and says, "Are you a stranger?" And I was like... Yes? And her response was "... Does that mean you're going to kidnap me?" Oh yes, thats right. Sorry, the amount of Joe Millers confused me Wow. You spawned right in front of it, went in, got guppys paw/head, rerolled, got guppys paw/head, cleared 2 rooms + the boss, went back in, rerolled and got 9 lives.....that is! some crazy rng I'm just wondering how he moved around? lol thats' just hilarious Its the same picture Oh, my, glob. Is it me, or does it look like he's doing a wrestling move on himself? "The self-back breaker" I think I bought them for about 400g some time ago... now yesterday I checked there is only one available on TP meaning people have bought everything At first I was like "Oh the invader jumped down from the ledge and he reversed the GIF, pretty funny" Then I realized that wasn't the case. Dude I'm french not russian... its all in the way they construct the mesh and skin it to the existing rig. I hope I don't have this issue you talk about. She looks like she sits fine on the mount. I hope. thanks mate, why do you have so much downvoteS? that key in the front: S2 is crooked No update for me What do other people say? what Tonsil ball things? Okay, even as a retail veteran, THAT one scares me. Anyone who knows what type of CPU goes with what type of board should have expected something that ole to be really hard to get That's some humor you have there Kweeving Oh god. I should have listened and not googled them. They do not look pleasant. 5 would be too many already... but there's more I didn't show u in the SS. I used to be a blue It's purple. Ok. Now you are being silly game Oh god this is actually becoming a thing ** "My kid was acting on impulse" so if he punches me in my nuts it'll be OK that I cuffed him because I acted on impulse too, right? Right? I didn't wash my clothes nearly as much. I'm a lazy sniff-tester anyway, always have been, always will be, but my sniffer was not able to sniff how gross my clothes smelled. Even longer for me, I only have a Wii U His name was robert though My Body is Ready for 1.8 Holy crap. I would never spend more than $20 for jeans. And those are name brands that last for years of everyday wear. Europe sounds like it kinda sucks for jeans buying ...... you know, I think you're right. As a native speaker of English, I blame all the German in my head for the fact that I got it wrong. It looks like the razor is about to fall over the edge of the counter in that second pic! Mike tyson would absolutely destroy jackie chan. jackie chan is a a little stuntman, mike tyson is a heavyweight boxer. Somehow that's the first time I've seen that picture.......it wasn't what I was expecting... Max capacity is 120, but we're inviting 170. How did you know all of this intricate family tree going back to the first human Yea I was looking at the announcement too. And thinking.. O my.. Windows Phone looks so primitive in its current state. Yeah, maybe a bit young. :) Of course, I had an ex whose parents let him watch Predator at that age... How did you get that to drop on a lvl 45 character? they only drop in rothe valley and whispering caverns HE's and the epic skirmish and dungeon ? Jon. Such a good leader his underlings stab him to death, and so clever he gets fooled by an obviously fake letter from Mance Rayder Just looked at Lewis a.d what he is wearing.... I honestly have no idea. For some reason, the A-10's gun keeps coming up as something that needs to be kept. I'm not so certain. The trend towards smaller and smarter weapons is really interesting. I never expected to see things like the Griffon or Spike take off like they did. I'd really like to see a laser guided CRV7. Have you seen what that rocket can do? Starstreak-esqe performance. Apparently a logic we can't possibly understand as God works in mysterious ways No problem! i actually just got back from my coed college gym, had a pretty hard time not looking at girls asses Words cannot describe how amazingly sexy that girl is. I've never seen this, and it rules Wait, 14 y/o yet has had *no* contact with religion? Where do you live? Why this at all? That was a quick 1-0. Did the umpire just say fucking? German here. Can only guess which one it is cause it is not available here wat. I can't imagine it would be too difficult finding me. And if you don't, I will find you. I recently found out that my ex and his new girlfriend had been putting their trash on the screen porch instead of taking it to the dumpster.... maggots were had. "Here he comes!! Oh.. he is talking to someone else.. oh he left with her... wait I thought I accepted the lead role? Omg.. am I an... extra... No idea. MLB Network and the alternate channel (DirecTV) are both blacked out for me since I apparently live in the Los Angeles AND San Francisco markets, yet my Extra Innings is working for the CSNBA stream. Wow. I gave away 9 months of gold last night and today And to think Psycho Skyliner has a StatTrak version of this knife Omg youre so hot what is that resolution well damn, nicely done That's a steal I wasn't sure if the original post was serious, had to find this comment to find out Who do you know that weighs 190 kilograms?! Gave me a hatching O Power so I can quickly hatch my shiny Bagon. Not many people are that generous, with egg moves on the stream it looked a lot bigger Woooooof you're right! Sold Contax 645 for 2950 WTF?!? Ramuh is in the game now? Damn. I've missed out on quite a bit in my year of absence. ...that is quite possibly the best analogy I've read on here. Hard to type normally with cat in the way What does that even mean? Wow, that 3-3 is nuts "Link karma 50000" Omfg, that blue shell in the second race was just perfect! Check Out Warframe! It's Better Than Destiny. I'm on as well, it doesn't show you as being online Glad to here. I know that feeling haha, use to drive an old '90 Toyota Camry. That thing would start shaking violently if you took her above 50mph. One day, she decided she'd lived a good life and died...as I was going downhill...toward a busy intersection...and no brakes. We could literally replace the login screen How long do you leave it between washes to have that many shirts on the line at one time gave me two eggs! The left and the right! It's literally an empty image frame Ice Climbers would be even more adorable.... Oh man, rescued a lvl 4 with my Buzzard stuck in Grapeseed who was complaining on the mic how he was stuck out there. Flew him all the way back to the city and told him on the mic, "here, have the Buzzard, I can always find another". I turn to grab a random car and he shoots me in the back. Or pathologically loyal How'd that first guy get his purple belt It's two and a half fucking hours long This box score... How does full status build work? I don't have Torid yet, because there was no point getting it... until now LOOL or maybe we could just for an alakazam...that'd make Female Robin all beardy though Yeah. It would. People are actually in the Princess Guard My Siamese Flame Point was named Diablo before we got him Haha if only it were transferrable to real money to pay off my vet bills Black dudes didnt age ... or that dude with the glasses ( Kind of blew my mind a little bit, didn't even think that deep into it Bank of Obama? unadded I also reached this Hey Econ masters degree here.. I have got an idea... get off of Reddit and look it up on Google. Are you me? Mother of god... 8/10 Would smarsh. I did this to pass rego here on my 600rr (failed initially). Jut made it under, rode home and went to pull the wire that I threaded the steel wool on for easy removal. Wire was gone I'm not a mod of /r/ACTrade, so I have no clue If in two years the total output of BTC was 17 million (terrible estimate), than a market cap of $2T would make $117,647/BTC... Makes sense, I don't see why anyone would want someone they'd have to pick the photos up from see those pictures to begin with...I'd rather buy a photo printer, ink and paper and do it at home if i really NEED those pictures in physical form....Which i can't think of anyone in this day and age that does Holy shit, how did I never look this up? I'm sorry I have a *really* dumb question... what are SP's... This. So totally this. My current GM is doing this to me. In my store, I've got a FT Team Supervisor, an AM, a SSM, the GM, and the C&P Supervisor. I've got a Mobile Specialist that looks like he'll be the next Easy Tech Expert (which I was brought into the store by the Sales SSM from our closing store to try to fight for the position, but the atmosphere is making it not work for me). He's behind the bench 80% of his day, working on computers because we only have 1 tech who works on the weekends. I'm certified to work on computers, however, apparently I have to recertify because I changed stores (? Holy shit So much shitting & foot fetishes... OH GOD! wat How did you get 3681 karma for this? I did btoh woituht rlzniaieg it Bah. Here I was starting to go I'd like an indicator for every time I am auto attacked. Doesn't it all depend on what type of shower &/or faucet your working with? 87% I saw some links for vids like that a while back, but thought they were jokes or something I saw some links for vids like that a while back, but thought they were jokes or something Be sure to ask any questions you do have here, we will answer, unless we absolutely can't make sense of it Obviously I used all my buffs... I will try to post a video, maybe the guy that was parsing me was doing something wrong? legacy challenge well duh I mean the meaning of stop working is to b..... OHHHHHH Three ... Titan Blacks Oh man, I wanna take a nap in that. Looks hung over They have a podcast??? Wow, should probably be talking to the cops and sorting out the actual case before that, I mean, sure, for safety - in the eventuality that the accuser isn't lying - suspend the accuser from being on grounds outside of his timetable, but shiet What does it spoil? Lilly's blindness? So we effectively kill him and then harvest his organs.. nothing Orwellian about that... Back in grade school (namely grade 5-6 Swedish school system) me and a few friends used to beat up younger bullies when they went too far. Kids would come to us like people go to the police. Now that I think about it we were a little mafia Not to mention, a *creepy experience* I am honored to accept his invitation. Siemens <> smallish. uhm.....k? He has fumbling issues and is the goal line back ? He needed the internet to find out how to setup his internet so he could find out how to setup his internet so he could setup his internet to find out ... @_@ ... No, please... The closer to the end of the year we come... The sooner the snow will arrive Okay this might be bad but who is beard This one looks like fun, but I do ask myself the same question from time to time. I just checkd manually for updates and now its loading 2.05GB for me That watch face... This question gets asked SO much. I really don't know what answer people are expecting on a subreddit full of fans of the show You're waiting for an XBone? Why? Im 584, and im 1M raid buffed with soullink OMG someone in the media said something positive about the Dolphins. 12 hour shift?! Wow, really? I play on 30fps with a ton of mods and an enb and it's perfect as far as I'm concerned **Drink faster. I *know.*. Oh man I best watch my back Kat chancellor looks ready to pounce! Why are most of the comments deleted..... You...you think it's got a lot of black women in it? Guilty until proven innocent. Ok Only 4 million in Liberia? I know it's bad, but I'm glad it's not 40 million like other places. Poltergeist was PG?? Asks /u/RalphiesBoogers. NO. FUCKING. WAY. why are you in /r/aww if you hate animals? Really? Didn't know that. Noticed this the first time I was at the Solar Flare. As soon as I entered the lot I heard the best TS1 build mode piano music and I zoomed the f into that speaker. Or get a business degree How the heck did that go in?! Not a bad idea, except that I already ate This is just bizarre holy shit, this is awesome. Wow, they really did that? Maybe it's just my area, but that General is *absurdly* expensive Yeah it is. All those sources at the bottom help a lot. I do remember though, in like 2006 I was doing a report on japan and was looking up mount fukushima. I found a website on the second page of the results that had a bunch of information. I clicked the link (mind you I was at school with filters so strict you couldn't even go to google homepage) that was on the page. Same website and everything, but it took me to a porn site. I was like The fun police are evil!!! According to club dread Why would he hate more money? TIL -40^o C = -40^o F Imagine if every trade federation droid was a terminator If nails scratching on a chalkboard makes you cringe play this without audio how is that annoying? Almost all the programs are ie8 only compatible. KLK is the EVA of the 21st century Yeah the first time we had this we were like: "WTFF I find that feeling weirdly satisfying I don't even play standard though ...not yet... Maybe thats why my longest relationship was with a Canadian girl. Why would pull his leg ** What did I just read?! How is that possible? It just comes out of the dispenser At a constant 80 kills per hour, you would have spent 125 hours there for 10k kills. Now why did this get downvotes? Do you people not spend your credits on anything? I'm living in the Netherlands and with most telemarketers and survey takers (they're ALWAYS in force on the weekends in the city center) if I tell them I only speak english, they back off. Not the Jehovah's witness. They even have copies of the Watch Tower in english. Whaaaaaaaat? That makes negative sense. No Blues though Only now I fully realize how fucking huge that box is ... wat? It's so cute how you guys have adapted to throwing the race card at *every single thing*, and even more adorable that you find that convincing. Una coma por cinco años...No lo puedo imaginar The second pic... Anything on my Facebook newsfeed.........daily I never realized 45 was supposed to be a degree measure i love his hair when he gets slapped for some reason My wife thought that the sun was roughly the size of Texas.....She's 33 Theres plenty of people in my server that have defeated Merkator It's, uh, Rap God. Holy shit that was real The Red Lotus were in Republic City? Your art style is ADORABLE What would be proof of divinity? What sort of metric would you hypothetically use to analyze such a thing? He's asian?! what does that have to do with min wage increases? She's wet from being excited not vibrations.. Everything you just said is the complete opposite of me What you consider old ao has humanoid? A customer called the Sporting Goods store I work at looking for a "dog hunting license" and a "dog trap"... I think he ment Bear trap.... I told him "I think that's illegal".... then he just hung up But it isn't a hypothetical. It's what almost everyone does I love dis, but now I can't stop soiling myself. to be honest.. it doesn't even look like he's loss yet I don't know them. What is this mug?!?! What does having small boobs sound like? did you grind off the bungie hooks on your passenger pegs? That Leona E tho... He's 22 years old. Are you kidding me?!?! What if it wasn't intended to be hilarious, and the artist is just a beginner? For some reason I thought you were a grill, but I wasn't sure so I had to put that note just to be safe Hunters have blink? That time on the game np...i guess try to watch this all sneaky in the library, music is at maximum volume, Please, no more. Thought that was directed at me....gave me a heart attack. That hat is pretty intimidating. Because the blue ds game goes in the top and the red gba game goes in the bottom of the ds I always thought a spook was someone who worked for an intelligence agency or involved in spying somehow Oooooooh Moon Ball Taillow for Slowpoke? Assuming it has regenerator. Alternate solution: Use any one of the millions of IDE's that would immediately highlight the typo Both your wife AND daughter are pregnant? I honestly thought all these photos were the same person.Then I hit pic 32 I am a ftm and ended up delivering via c section at 27 weeks...I didn't understand 90% of your post. hello everyone im elderific (aka pimp dougy d) and i would like the chance to have a girlfirend you must be into vampires and have big blowjob lips. You must also have a clean face no acne bitches. I am a cat person and i depsretlly need a girlfrinend i live in my mothrs basement and im a huge fan of starwars and star treck im into cosplay sex and i have gotten tons of internet pussy but i want the real deal pcoket poussies arent the same anymore for me please help a worthy cause i am also very well built whenever i take off my shirt girls compliment my body so that would be a plus for you:) just saying and i know how to show someone a good time a typical date would be dinner in my basement followed by tour of my star wars figures and then we get down and dirty with my mom. She is really into three ways and BBC i get tons of black guys at my house and they always leave after even though they say they will stay Is that all the storage your'e goingwith? Probably should, I'll bring him in when I get home. He's been shitting on every available surface since the vomit episode, not sure if that's a symptom so um.... without watching the game, the thing that stood out was NORF GETTING A HOME RUN I have been on a kick of watching movies I have never seen, but feel like I should have a long time ago. I wish I hadn't chosen to watch *Requiem for a Dream* right before bed. I think I may have nightmares. the hell? It sucks Throw + Suicide. Really? That hard to understand It's almost like the stances were staged. *WHAT* did I just watch?! How do you smoke ice? For me.... literally... LITERALLY.... mindblowing! Anyone know why leech FC's force people to wear dragon helmets? Hmmm Hahaha :3 It's okay, it happens to all of us, I get giddy like a schoolgirl when I get compliments :P but seriously I think the first version i watched was with the S-Mart ending and was very Add me at 353,050,206. I also run LMeta, Anubis, Pandora, Gabriel, and have Uriel (max-skilled Didn't see that one coming. Signed up as soon as I saw this. I think I actually qualify this time. I was so envious of everyone else last exchange. I'm super nervous I'll get a PM telling me I can't participate any day now. Stattrak Factory New M9 Bayonet Crimson Web. And Matty has maybe the only one But what if you both go 16-0? It creeps me out that we all have skeletons living inside of us what server is it 17p on? Wow... Thank you I somehow read this as "you guys all deserve vaccination" Cardinals are a power run team? I'll never see the Reddit mascot the same way again. Once you see this you can't unsee it how about the throw he made with a defender holding his foot... Good god ( My only time squirting was also from anal. What a surprise that was Zucchini noodles? Oh crap, it's the new Grumpy Cat .... Go go gadget legs? I'm playing on EU btw. And that's on Hazak.. it was less than 7p about a month ago.. that's when I bought C.R.E.D.D... and now the server is almost totally dead and the prices went so high Chelsea let Oscar's contract run down Communist? wait her ult can crit? o_o....How have I not noticed this before? XD Well..that makes it much more awesome I say both couch and sofa, but I've never heard of settee. Hazak is actually the highest populated EU server Congrats, all them ilvl 85 dwebs As long as he wasn't working for a "Cunning Linguist". Babe off? havent thought about that, does it work with blood magic Omfg how good is he? It looks like a GM vs. Platinum matchup Ya have so much work what why how Hva' ska man sku også bruge 21 cheeseburgere til? not sure why you got downvoted to hell, I've started doing this in pugs because no one stacks might... just take greatsword as your other wep and mostly use that Isn't this against the rules? Can't be legit Oh shit bro. Which is why making/converting monsters may be a bad idea Bungie made operation desert storm? Its already nearly 100% leg drop chance on caches...what more do you need? true. That's why I like her so much. If a person swings you it's a 6/6 which is pretty nasty to get through so it just acts as a big "now what" and with planeswalkers on the field that can be pretty sweet. especially if you get an Elspeth emblem off before You should see what's been in my 'soda pop'. Freakin' huge thing which turned five the other day. OMG, and another stupidly large item which is now three years old, as of today. For a 6IV poke I'm expecting a prefect jolly Fletchling, not one caught in Safari. come on man that's a screenshot from LotR isn't it. that much beauty can't be real Friday evening ko to main ghar nahi hota hu It's not them...IT'S US I wonder what would be revealed if you were to check that carpet with a black light? I have 2 LTE versions and haven't had a single issue with the SD card. Eyes open during the prayers nice work :) I just purposely went offline at 3166 trophies and got a 1 cup snipe. Sitting on 3165 with free shield, champs is in sight Then there would be two Welsh players worth €160mil in Real Madrid Not really sure if you're joking or not River of Souls? Sounds very unnecessary tbh Black Ops What did I just read? I did not think of this. This actually blew my mind. TIL, Saturn is twice as far from the Sun as Jupiter . With all respects, why Thor seems to suffer from dwarfism in that gif? But the WiiU and Xbone lines meld into 1 on the Playstation you are so adorable and likeable. makes me nervous for mine 1st channel of Russia? You remember that from this coming Monday why do you need an invite to Jackthreads? I actually posted first I'm pretty positive it's just chafing, thankfully. The activities were pretty....uh, vigorous. This, to my recollection, is just the worst case of post hanky chafe I've ever had! I'm actually relieved that the guy is out of town for a few days because this is not a sight I want him to see! The GBA SP dpad is pretty swish (lovely tactile feedback). Can't imagine playing on a phone 3 man ump crew I may have Jesus is American? It won't smell like urine. Brother, I am truly greatful for the gift of gold. But this goes to 11... Pokémon X/Y are definitely good (the reason I bought a 2DS in the first place) but I urge you to not use the Exp. Share or the game gets too easy. I made the mistake of using it and by the time I got to the Pokémon League my entire team were levels 80-95. A bus ticket? I'm fucked I know there's a inside joke here.... Seems to be an issue throughout all biomes but not in the shadow arena lol i think you're right the fountains that all of these new parks(that you've apparently been to) are centered around. people pee in them so much that it makes the park smell like urine What just happened in here? The face, the new shoes, the victorious bass, its all awesome. This pose is fucking glorious. Also, dat peen Ahhhhhhh, your package may be soaked. i see lots of fat gay guys on grindr, i couldn't imagine how many fat lesbians there are how did i not know this? but does it really cost 777g? ** Man that controller was a beast Won't that be weird Why is Alpha holding Lapis People think Teemo is cute? Unrealistic I guess cause of the lack of atmosphere, but f#ck, dat *shockwave* ( God, you guys are somewhat close-ish to me too What about his kit relies on outside variables? I feel perfectly in control when I play kensu Holy cow, that make #2 3 days in a row Which community are you talking about? Omg now I want donuts. Dang, that top score. lol WTF with the EEL ticket Just realised that I've been wearing glasses for half my life..... I had a creep pull this on me once. He never sent the picture to me, either. He said he posted it on Instagram, but the username he gave me didn't exist (big shocker). ...I wonder if this was the same dude? well it's not like they're just gonna stop halfway through... I knew it was coming. I was like, huh, they've talked about things like this before... That kid is going places on the show? -_- -_- Set your flair. It's over on the right hand side of this page, you haven't set it yet and you're just spamming this page **HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURRRRRRRNED?!?!?** I am just going to have to disagree with you. His W is amazing and it's not hard at all to get 4 auto-attacks on someone and the radius is anything but small ... I've known girls who look like that guy, now that I see him. ATL: Fire alarm at Marlins Park = exit bell for Harangutan after 4 innings You're sucking your own nipple. Dat flair though It's like they are airplanes but take off like helicopters. Exactly what I was thinking! Plus historias face looks so creepy Tagged "spicy burrito" on Liveleak. Wow. You just shifted my paradigm, mate. That seems like a lot of effort when there is clearly a track right there. Well, as a Turk I use it. Does that make me racist too? Yeah I know haha, WiFis are kinda hard to trade as everyone's just like...eh, whatever lol, too easy to access. Instead they're all going after their Darkrais and shiny Jirachis You remind me of a girl that worked at a pediatricians office in queens..wont say exactly where if it is you Holy crap Does this mean that Red Dead and Grand Theft Auto take place in the same world? Both are correct cause it usually goes live at 12 am which is both tonight and tomorrow at the same time You have some bad experience when germans? It looks like a ceiling in Caspars house. I'm not even human. Dexter didn't believe in god Really close but still not it all this over sausage Welp, so much for sleeping Carla Morrison? Holy fuck dude Yeah, so do I. Still: Wait wait wait wait... He said Circle pro right? For the 3ds? That means 3DS CIRCLE PRO WORKS FOR SMASH!!! ...I hope that comes with instructions. Im getting unhigh. But there are still pretzels in me. Yeah. Its bugging me. Im gonna smoke the other half. Hopefully hit a [10], then ill be back My boyfriend is a few months *younger* than this album Idk, I dont feel like sleeping And it sounds even more stupid when you think that all they had to do, to "be independent" was to fork the project and rename it.... hello everyone im elderific (aka pimp dougy d) and i would like the chance to have a girlfirend you must be into vampires and have big blowjob lips. You must also have a clean face no acne bitches. I am a cat person and i depsretlly need a girlfrinend i live in my mothrs basement and im a huge fan of starwars and star treck im into cosplay sex and i have gotten tons of internet pussy but i want the real deal pcoket poussies arent the same anymore for me please help a worthy cause i am also very well built whenever i take off my shirt girls compliment my body so that would be a plus for you:) just saying and i know how to show someone a good time a typical date would be dinner in my basement followed by tour of my star wars figures and then we get down and dirty with my mom. She is really into three ways and BBC i get tons of black guys at my house and they always leave after even though they say they will stay I did not know clots were a thing Don't people brush their teeth after they wake up?? I got the jitters just reading your post! I've been trying to work this out for my friend for years... there's something magical about the ability for an underwire to punch through things The Princess Diana bit is news to me. Me either What's the difference between NR and NENR * **Range Finder** OP here- down the wall of comments on that thread the mention of different companies making their cigars pops up a few times. I kind of accepted it as I have (and others have) had inconsistent smokes (thought I guess we all do...)... But now I'm not so sure.... Anyone got the real answer with evidence? Hahahah, exactly the same way my controller reappeared and my wife denys anything.... unless my cats placed it there Hi, hope you don't mind me asking, but what are you checking for? And how can you check it? A certification exam for TBR ? Obvious Vanu spy, because that has to be voice cloning Are you... pointing a crossbow at your head? The jungler is....looks like a guy I saw a dog that eats charcoal. I never knew that moonfall reveals camps mb is da goast of r2d3 i herd he does dis 2 ppl Yeah, I have the same thing When I was playing Archeage alpha I got invited to some guild..I was fine with text chat but when I got on team speak a couple times and heard a lot of people talking at the same time I felt my energy draining while sitting in front of my computer Moraga had his tattooed on there too. I saw scoggins' and said "I always cheer against the guy with their name tattooed on their back" but then I saw moraga's. "Muppet show on Table 4".. "omg not again" Unexpected from a Rockets fan That's a Toyota badge that's been markered over Please don't think I sound like a sanctimommy. I love, after reading this, that I made 95% of all her food. Even when I bought something jarred, it was the off brands like PC. Bonus, it didn't taste like shit :D Didn't bother with the baby entrees because she could just eat the ones I bought for my off days ;) I also read about moldy pouches so I was scared to ever buy those Apparently so This was awesome! Could... could you make more?? Unless you're a 55-year old guy with an enlarged prostate, in which case your *mind* starts to react but your body goes, "Fuck no, ain't gonna let that work the way you want it to, no way." wait serious? this hit front page! this is my first post ever. Damn, you're not suggesting her birth canal is bigger on the inside, are you!? I think hes being sarcastic, took me a second to figure it out as well He looks like Elton John *nosebleed* your title reminded me, you should definitely collab with @coconutellla. I think that would probably result in mass murder We posted the source at the same time... 43 and a half sock I usually dress in blue jeans and a short-sleeve button up, would I get crossed out? idk \ woha wait! 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Holy mother of quiffs It's been up for more than 4 years Yeah, I don't expect to start breezing through it without sweating/panting, I'd just like to be able to do the entire thing along with the video, instead of taking very extended breaks. I'm getting there, slowly, I think Lol why did you need to have a figure of her? This must be crazy to watch while high Sir Hammerlock from Borderlands 2? does he really have 6 outfit in brawl But...we only have 5 Yea, but I can read minds. I am not 100% sure this is the game I played... My dog likes to snap at them but she's slowly learning from my commands that she should not. I just hope she fully stops before she does manage to catch one The sudden realization that most kids at some point in their childhood have played on a suicidal tire WOW! At, first, without reading and at a glance, I assumed the second picture was a cat.... Why have you seen hobo dick cheese? Those headlamps look gorgeous Dafuq did I just watch? A porno? 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And even after they get the running order at time of caution figured out, the order then changes depending on cars who didn't actually make it to the start/finish line. WOOOOOW, you nailed it bro. Yes I am a mouth breather maybe that. I was also thinking of taking boxing aswell to improve my breathing/stamina because it is a very demanding sport. Maybe I do have to control my breathing Holy fuck the midrolls he has >900 subs now Their heads look like headcrabs... From what I understand, it's pretty common. Act confident and dont mention it to us....we might not even notice. Tea time??? Talking epipen? Great gif, but why the hell can't i send it via facebook chat... according to fb it contains some dangerous informations That would be a problem for me. The strap-on, I'd enjoy--but I can't stand to be sticky. Eum yeah ofcoarse ? The 2nd one's belly... But xe said almost the opposite of that > 1940: Leji - military fascist revisionist Zionist group that attempted to form an alliance with the Nazis against the UK. ( What? So what about all the OPs who participate in their own battling contests? How we even know its him? And thats a really weird conversation ...so you think OP is going to be in a wheelchair about to die in 15 years? Holy fuck, TIL that PornQI is like the best thing ever They don't have much worth otherwise that's possible? This is a common complaint among int users. It's clear blizzard hates the intelligent Well... Imagine someone went from Gen I to Shiny Charm? Its always been sit right there yknow, i didn't have a problem with him until I saw him joint present an award with Amy Lee... jesus christ, that was the creepiest fucking dude i have ever seen. That's impressive! Wow 22k HP I got the f(x) function equation but I couldn't find the g(x) function. Can't find the slope of it so what do I do? That color with your blue tattoos is amazing wear this every day You can't hide from them forever. They will come back. It is just a matter of time. I'll take that as a "yes". Should we be sacred? oh damn i didnt realize it was that far apart how?! But what if the other team has won against insec I've literally never seen or heard of a mailgirl! BUTTHOLE SWAB!? So maybe there are more fun tests coming up that I didn't know about. Last time I checked, I'm within the normal BMI (23) range Being corrupt is one thing but threatening to FUCKING FRAME SOMEONE WITH DISTRIBUTION OF CHILD PORN FOR A FUCKING SCRIPT? These people are fucking insane brännvin i mataffären How young did you guys start?! *walks in through the sticky mess* What the.. where did all these trolls come from? I think he would've stayed with the Empire, due to him actually being able to serve justice, even though injustice is a part of the Empire. He would most likely not been given an opportunity to join night raid or learn their true intent. Hell, he wouldn't have been so hostile towards Esdeath either, so maybe they would've been happy together. All of this could have been real if Leone didn't steal his money ... downvoted by the bike thief? Horribly deformed Parakeet I don't think I've ever heard of anyone get in trouble for streaming a game No way, a face can't be that adorable I bought this game on Steam, have not played it yet They can hear me from North Carolina there are icebox stores ? I fear the healing totem more than mana tide Holy shit that was some tough running after the catch. Incon 1 0 17 Janus vp is fine 2407 games and i just learned this pretty good minus the blue thing in the top center Это каким же конченным долбоёбом надо быть, а? ´ thats odd my friend just replyed to you but his replies aren't showing up, niether are his upvotes. On his account it looks like its all there Dass wat teh government wants u 2 think. Maybe he wiped back to front? Thank you SO MUCH for the link to the original discussion, really !! Seems like Ezreal to me Infinite Jest. I did it during the first Infinite Summer. Turns out it was in 2009, shit time flies. ??? Hot damn Russia eh? how did you do this?? What if it was Doublade, and you could Dual Wield True, but now I want to go back to her first appearance and see if any robots have acknowledged something she's said. If they have, she probably speaks at least one known language. If not, that can't be a coincidence... Lol.. What? There is no technology for a co-op RTS campaign? That a big tattoo. What did I just read? So you think that kids who realize they're gay decide they are going to start acting like gay men? No, 98% are terrified of being gay and do anything possible to avoid seeming gay. Wow! I just searched Ankha's worth and she is worth a lot! I can offer you 15-25 mil bells then I.. I don't think that thought ever came to my mind Had a huge spider in the hand basin in our bathroom not long ago. I thought we had a mouse in there because you could hear something running/shuffling about - until I got closer to see it was a sheetweb spider. To hear it actually scuttling around... Wow, a lot of you guys are really cynical Walking legwand would mean double 6* Grah leader would have 60% boost to all stats BEFORE the effects of additional spheres. Meaning 6* Maryudefus with a Dandelga+2 Grahs=4472 attack stat Um... is there something on my back. Then what did I see? These mics are awful. Seriously though my cousin fits your exact description, even the weekend pilot. And he has that same tag on his keys. His newest book, "An Atheist in God's House" will hit the shelves this Thursday. You have natural bedroom/wet dream eyes. Even POT???!! Oh no, I don't need any more multiples of the RT brushes. I have over 70 brushes right now! Yeah, I just forgot the name and replaced it with something that works Whoa Flour?! Geez. Lol I picked him in the LAST round. I should've started him over JC apparently Are your thumbs made of paper? never seen so much gold in one thread Wait how is that cannibalism... unless... everyone is secretly Yadon Those hips too. Looks like she has a corset inside her abdomen. I was all Gung ho until I took a break in some peoples drive way and before they left they said, " be really careful 28 people have died on this road in the last ten years." I have no idea what transpired, but I would bet that even if they did object she'd insist, "No, no, it's fine!"... even though I made it clear that it was not fine with me. Anyone else heard of EnshoufeTV? Holy Christ, the first page alone has some of the highest quality GIFs I've ever seen. Really? ~~!?!?!? how can you not have eaten them before Going to work tomorrow, as usual. ;) 50-plus hours is pretty standard for me. That's not a lot compared to what some people have to deal with, but it's enough for automatic overtime. Based on what I know happens when the owner is there and I am not, that place will implode if I actually do die any time soon. I want to suck on them Her part? You had to pay for her Anyone else think he looks more like a camel or horse rather than elephant? If your dick looks like that I would recommend seeing a doctor You on drugs? Holy shit just based on the first 5 minutes I can see why "In" ...que? Can never unsee Oh well v( Sounds nothing like Deedee My ex's class got to watch Caligula I'm sure the pain would definitely be reminding him of his existence. That is, if it weren't for the high amounts of morphine that are being pumped into what remains of his veins. Why didn't you reroll the CDR? I thought this was going to be lighthearted I'm going with Alabama for sure. Rips Auburn and UGA constantly. Also you'd think he could link that damn scratch and sniff article more... Eeeeeeh.. Have you, like, checked the chat? What is that Steve? skin guy doing? So actually all the exploding thing when enemy die in video games were real? ( One man reported physical contact without being aware of how to do that? Lol, Zuna is on probuilds Koalas are a lot smaller than I though they were. What if Zeus couldn't keep Loki in his pants? Wait... you can do all that in Euro Truck Sim 2?? Holy shit that looks awesome as fuck That last ariel image. I didn't receive any trade requests 2391 calories? WHAT?? I really really really hope he was just kidding around Those prices WOOOOT Does ninja count towards old tops? My order was on March 27... still waiting and yet somehow you have no frame jumping What is this sorcery The prospect of Prince Charles' reign would save the union? Is it working now? Exactly what? There ISN'T a key bound to log-out for a reason. There are nails in your chicken wings? I'd say Igneel is a fricking hype character There were MMO fps games in the 1990s? Of all the potential image uploading locations (Eg: imgur), you chose an AWS account? Yep using look, returns 0 errors, uninstalled it, made a new character, checked save file 30 mins into game and the save is up to 11mb already... how common are these boxes nowadays? Ah you are correct, youre right the RT/nurse is assisting him in breathing. I guess i was distracted by the size of the obstruction Cinemas are expensive in England. Oooooh new movesets? There aren't bots that do this. Jesus, that cat is huge Are they trying to get innocent people killed? Better yet, I'm Mexican. Or it will be awkward and cringeworthy like those crazy bathing suit card-images from a little while back. They said there was a metal gear Gotta love the gsd googley eyes. from 760 chests there were 74 drops of ascended armor boxes... that's about 10% drop chance for each chest you open, no? 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Did they really blame "the negative media attention" for the drop-off? That reminds me of a sibling story! My sister who was babysitting me at the time was painting her nails and spilled acetone on the wooden kitchen table thus removing a portion of the finish. I distinctly remember her turning to me and saying " Don't worry, mom will understand that you accidentally spilled while painting your nails" As a professional baker... lol I don't know. I've had a lot of gay guys compliment me on my nose, and I could never really understand it. I mean, I'm gay, too, but some girls have flirted with me and they just told me how they like my eyes, and stuff. It was never about the nose. This is incredible. I am not a crook! Oh man. Didn't hear about the banana loaves having the same problems I saw my friend get hit by a car a few years ago. He was way worse than you but he got out ok in the end. I saw everything and it was traumatizing for both of us What makes you think we're not? I never even saw this comment Sorry for phone quality he says..lol. amazing The Bible... uniting the world. you know, there has been a study saying that taller people have bigger dicks... (like, there is a relation between height and dick length) so... even though we're all nerds, we've got a lot of girth in this community They really have the best animation team hmm cringe on legality ( Okay, *Wow* I want that get-up so bad Whoa Therese a shark in your tea? 377h on BNW so far, and I have never encountered this one. DO YOU LOVE UNBREAKABLE AS WELL?!?!?!?! |( Oh, yeah, I'm with you on that. I was *shocked* at how many people thought it was normal. At least not as many tried to flush diapers . . . What I meant was that I figured I would be struggling a lot more from the start. I only finished my first generation to get a feel of the Legacy challenge.. and the fact that I had a whole home, a level 8 painter husband and a level 8 special agent wife already with the next generation ready to go, it all felt too easy. They are still young adults, too. Yeah, that's a shit ton of damage Well that escalated quickly OMG wtf. Spare me of the laughter. Why would you even How does one get into so much trouble on account of somersaults, pray tell? man if DP make it out of groups I'll eat both our computers. If you've already eaten yours I'll eat you too to access that sweet sweet computer in your stomach. I noticed that had been downvoted to not show I've waited for nearly 150 at times WHERE I didn't even know that melee's engine could handle this many players Where in the bundle is the subscription? I have it but didn't see PS+ anywhere Duuuude! Totally passes. I was about to come in here and say "Sorry, please don't post your SO's face on RAoM." But it's YOU! There is a Cruz dong shot out there? Imagine a 2-minute GIF of Harper tantrums... there's kfc, taco bell, and mcbeetus. I'm looking for photos taken like she has photo #3, Has anyone found something like that before? oh and And then the crazy fool sold it outright for a song! Who here has a Singapore Garchomp? OP, you have artists to thank. too bad there is a lot of lag, and Fengzi leave the game too early i didn't know scout with upgrade outspeed scourge OP, you have artists to thank. GLITCH MOB, Ull get REKT Corp has been dead content for quite a long time now, spirit shields at T75 How many times did Tom Brady go to the Super Bowl? interesting. We'll on the bright side if you were locked in e pub any longer you would have not been thirsty for a while. :) Check out the LA artwalk, every second Thursday of the month being on 9/11 this month I guess I don't see why this is upvote worthy... It'd be next to impossible to add split-screen within a month. You crazy? I totally thought it was gonna be orange! It looks pink The responses you got were jokes too, who was taking it seriously? i did it with the forgotten shore. haha idk wasnt venom an orange color? prob an indie was orange colored named venom?? Just what exactly do you think honking entails...? Calculus 3 professor says, "the breast of a woman has to be the perfect size to fit in the mouth, not to big, not to small."He said many disturbing things that I couldn't believe I was hearing. Those four exercises are my only four chest exercises I don't recall a devil fruit user with that ability Lacy already has large eyes. Oh man when she gets excited it's full on That's absurd. For everyone's sake, I hope nobody (or close to nobody) takes those folks seriously ..... I did it It can however be doused in gasoline and set on fire. I love this color. I suddenly have a chance of winning Are we sure that that is in fact the boss in both V and phantom pain. Weird... So instead of installing from disc, by default it downloads the whole game all over again through the installer, unless you choose to install from disc through the Xbox menu? The fuck? I'm right there with you brother! But I gotta say, all the comments here just made me go into heavy breathing mode. Most played heros... Riki, brood, viper... So we are in the 1-2k MMR range right? :P 36% winrate with sniper * Burro e parmigiano (Alfredo???? It's really terrible that's a thing here now now That's the reason I got this palette. I wanted so many colors, and this gave me the most range for the least overall cost. Plus... it's SO PRETTY. it's the very first rule No, he left a $100.20 tip. See?! How? Make servers wih out gore for youngters!!!! and servers for aldult with lots of bood!!! XD i bet is not that hard No archive Wij denken aan 32 mb RAM! O......k..... Painting.. is so broken. It sounds like he's planning to send you on a business trip. Jeebus. I think Penn State Sweatshirt girl is my cousin. holy shit, I'm eating it right now FOUR monuments Which server? My silent alarm on my fitbit seriously freaked me out this morning... I ended up getting so scared that I fell off my bed. Oye. Who the hell tagged this as NSFW? Lol u know that the other teams aren't literal birds, right dude??? I'll have to give it a run man, I appreciate it, why FoT though? Did they actually fix the proc coefficient on it? Also, BotT is currently bugged and doesn't work for monks last I checked, and why not wreath of lightning if we're going for lightning anyway? why? This works On what planet are French and German not related? It's the most beutiful thing I've ever seen What's wrong with cherry cream pie? This has changed my life That was a...ah..."special" website, to be sure. See it from above the equator or below? If you watched from below, crazy is not the word I would use. I took a peek for mine and I think this was my face Jesus Christ, remind me to never fall asleep near elephants He read my mind I don't really get it. I was joking about how it's legal to buy firearms in America. (But oddly Bow and Arrows are seen as dangerous weapons Wow that is one confusing looking receipt That's not what he said tho This is all BS. If I'm not on your wifi network, it doesn't impact my glass usage at all. Looks like he is... O_O! my dear arceus.... that it's unsupported for consumers is one thing but whats way more important is that .. it's..XP.. and.. there.. is windows 8.1........ It's a 6 hour car ride to this place lol. Bike might take a while It's not? Yeah because pressing the "w" button is different from that Wow I once saw someone with over 3,000 items on theirs Apparently it's Meepo If that's amateur hour, then what is pro hour? What. The. Fuck. Thank you for your thorough response! Yes, I also think this is what's happening; really tough to prove/change, unfortunately, so eviction might be the way this will go in the end. The people upstairs come from Europe, so they may be used to a different situation there; they even went ahead and suggested I change the entire hardwood floor as a the way to fix the issue... As a Native American, this confuses me. Reminds me of the time when a co-worker of mine thought Natives were like dragons or Mythical beings. Things you don't see nowadays. What the... heck is that? It looks like one of those little candle tea warmer things It's... It's magnificent They do get super loud as they wear. Luckily, everything else about my car is so loud that I doubt I'd hear it anyway. Solid cnc milled bushings Maybe this was all part of his plan.. I like Terelle Pryor. But...uh...we cut him last week Oh dear god he's one of my favorite artists. I'm gonna end up buying all these covers Why not just pop all your useless armor chests for the title then? She almost has it down. Her eyeshadow is pretty fucking awful though. Someone tell her to blend! Blindfolded guitar run i heard the [manga](/s "that they got a couple or his "daughter" fell in love with him And that's how you get pink eye Oh wow I didn't even know Denny's had security guards (I don't go there often). And with a google search I found out about a giant settlement Thank you for hatching my Goldeen and even sending me 6iv Aerodactyl while I wanted to tip a bankball elgyem Thank you so much!!! Now, I know that my car comes with the spare in the trunk. But does it also come with the wrench and jack? Maybe I should take a look in my trunk Wow he is even getting better Do you have a T.A.R.D.I.S I could borrow? Post plan for tomorrow (9/10), but report back on progress tonight (Tueaday, 9/9). And weirdly a timed exclusive for Best Buy Apple.com crashing for anyone else? I'll do anything for a bag of... garbage. The fucking mindgames. I guess that means having a birthday on April 4th, 14th, or 24th would be considered bad luck? I am one of those days. You can do that Good god. Thank you for your mental sacrifice. Not sure I could stomach that right now. And then there are people who just don't have lists... Farmstation Server whoa - gl on your trade....erm.....but did i miss anything? Are you already 30? Her shoulder warps the black lady in the back I don't do a lot of farming, just getting level 70 so I don't know about the skill but wtf is wrong with my yew tree It's only for here and not for personal use. I must not have gotten the memo wtf did I just watch How does someone go about walking on those first ones A full-sized educational skeleton. If you're a teacher maybe legit but else... Project Morpheus VR with the same sixaxis tilt control that was utilized in Flower Repost from pikabu to reddit? You live in mirrors? Interesting, I hadn't thought about it that way. Well I recently starting dating a girl from malaysia, maybe that could work towards this purpose Yeah - and at least they *asked,* instead of just finding an unsupervised demo unit and opening up PornHub or something That's more a doilie than a shirt. I didn't know that We don't have the half-head ones in Australia, so I must ask - left or right side? That's a fast looking internet That noise... that noise sounds like something from an Aliens movie Bahahahaha! Negnar, you are funny who would do that?! *sees crowd saying 'Negnar!'* I don't understand? If only, for the time being, I made do with toilet paper I think using "a little girl came to talk to me" as socially awesome was **way** more pedospicious than your reply. What exactly do you do with your lawyer and accountant? Well hello, good afternoon madam. How are you ... Grace's Tears, are they tied to the Vitality Item tree color themes? Okay, yeah, winter is better than that 5 upvotes ~~Why do you need to wear a glory while smithing? But ... nothing relieves stress like watching the fish swim That awkward Mexican standoff at Dragon. but you don't bake nachos.....or do you?? “Hi Tim.” ready to finish the game ....... No BKB against double hex and smokescreen? You also lacked pushing power which the enemies with Shadow Shaman had. Lucky for your Lycan didn't buy Necro 3, then you would have lost even faster. Overall the farm is also very low. 50 minutes game time and only 130 cs? That is what you usually should have around 20 minutes in lower skilled games. Adding to that your void did only 5k hero damage Thanks... fell for that trap too. That Braum play was immense ..... Dafuq was that I got interested in the lights in a festival this summer, took some pictures, and then googled "Martin" brand at home. It's insane how one piece of light head costs playing warframe Ok. I can do that. Thanks for mentioning unhooking the cables...I definitely considered just packing everything as-is Four way???? So, this should work...and if *this* doesn't....then my god doesn't exist basically? Wait, I could have more than 2?! Excellent points, all - and thank you. (Missouri just passed a right-to-privacy amendment to the state constitution... 25% of voters voted against it. ( Just plain emotes bro. I've been trying to do this for so long. Can you help me find the log out button? Janna Mejais This did not have a NSFW tag when I clicked it, but it did when I went to the comments. That's like saying, I'm surprised guns are a government approved activity with all the murder that occurs That's an Ori icon? Why are these new champion icons so damn ugly? The Vayne one was just bad, but I can't even recognize Ori there. Why do they not tell us this Omg Oh yeah. I don't go Augment Q currently, but apparently this friend's friend likes to go Viktor top lane and do that... apparently. That is the one sale price too and the book is six years old. WOW is this a match of lvl 5 accounts? and what is that loki build? That's what I dreamed of sitting in Pre-Calculus 2 days ago.... That's what I dreamed of sitting in Pre-Calculus 2 days ago.... It's just that, I'm slow at putting my notes away, whereas other people (including her) just cleans everything up in like a second I have a "hard core" gaming friend come over this weekend and watched him try to play TLoU as a FPS ... About to start a game, so I guess we'll see. It doesnt get cold here irl or online Why is really in bold? Can confirm, earthquakes and bombs, only it was NorCal same time frame. On the east coast now, and the earth quake that happened like 4 years ago or so, I remember looking at my coworkers fleeing the building..... WHILE the earth still moving Damn your parents got ripped off hardcore how do you think it works? Oh crap, you ninja'd my post Oh no, I hope you are ok, OP. gloryblade on there # Yeah, my Sim just got really sad. Not even angry, just really sad. How did you mess this up I would be locked out constantly, however, this is entirely possibly what these people have. Or they legit just never lock any of their homes Yea and here is the flip side. Do they ban a person naturally born with a high test from competing? Nah Cant do that but HEY YOU SKINNY FUCKER, PUT THAT NEEDLE DOWN! I just realized what your username is... There wasn't. I relogged and the lights disappeared. I'm not sure why they showed up there. There were never any torches placed in my world. What kind of monster though this up? Hey Micheal, my cousin met you in Haugsaund, Norway for a film festival. She said you were quite and kinda shy. So are you quiet and kinda shy damn Teach a goblin how to start a fire, he'll be warm for a night. Light a goblin on fire and he's... warm for a few more seasons? There are still people on this sub who make "scary" and "___bro" comments non-sarcastically. It's nauseating, it's as bad as someone using "xD" or " I wonder what sort of drugs she's on Why even post a paywall link? But then you have things like the Moto 360 where it has a black bar at the bottom. Six. Hund. Red. Hours. Haha, that's exactly what I tweeted to him when I saw it. Was weird to click the link and see my tweet there Yeahh, or well. It was a Chapter test...exam..quiz.. IDUNNO, ALL I KNOW IS I WAS REALLY NERVOUS FOR IT. LOL i mean actual Forget curls. I want to know your skin routine! WHAT!? They nurse as often as I allow, which is between 3-6 times a day. Each. ._. ----> Funny enough, one of my last days at work this past weekend I had a lady and her friend changing a fairly large infant/toddler in the space IMMEDIATELY entering the door/gate, as in, you walk in, and immediately in front of you, naked baby, poop, and utterly clueless mother with friend. Keep it to yourself, The_RapeTrain. (> More damage than map Kole Does twofu work for gumi? Japanese commercials Post form check? Whata, this was posted 41 min ago and the thread 44 min ago, did you realy do this and upload it in 3 min? Ace Combat uses PBO files? Im glad I dont come across these in Tauranga, maybe im on the wrong sub Medium @ 9 sounds evil as hell i LOVE VIDEO GAMES...not playing them tho, i like to watch WOW good fucking lord! If I was a anime character my nose would be exploding with a torrent of blood right now. Ewww spider juices on your pants Aaand ... duh. Seltzer *autosells* for more. (according to wiki) Which .. what? I naturally expect autosell to be at most 50% of buy price DAMN $540 That's strange as I read on the Bungie forum that someone actually had ALL weapons available to them at the store and where others, had the same problem as we do. But someone else also told us to check back on Friday as that is when it will be changed. It's all a bit bleurgh at the moment. Surely if it's by class, why would the Scout Rifle not be available to Hunters? That's ridiculous. Does he not know that "img" is not an actual picture format? This guy seems like the biggest troll alive She has a Finnish name, weird He has (to me) the best accuracy and gun handling I've met in Tier 8 medium To be fair...you just spent 200 DOLLARS ON CHOCOLATES... and it's fridge looked like a rocketship Having my mouth duct-taped shut while I have a stuffy nose. Talamoana to you, but wuts up with two handed nodes and skill duration? Oh god, please don't tell me they messed it up ( Neurovascular lab, hemodialysis, blood bank... wow, that's some serious stuff Either that or the house has learned to type Wait what? Di ba bamboo shoots and leaves plus the occasional small rodent? Oh my god I've been playing kerbal for a year and half now and never knew that Hmmm quite peculiar indeed...... OH HEY SMY!!! What's up buddy :D Just checked. 600MB. Holy shit youre whole account is filled with whining about the MWO community. Like you literally spend hours every day raging Well, it still looks like it hurt like hell... You can nowadays level past 200? I haven't played Maplestory for ages How many stacked heatshields did you have? So very confusing.. Just rewatched it this weekend and followed it up by my first watching of The Pacific. The Pacific made Band of Brothers look like a casual walk through a German themed amusement park. Steve aokis and martin garixes everywhere ( So uhh... how much damage would Lichbane do to towers with over a thousand AP? Christianity didn't exist until after Christ, so of course he wouldn't say you have to read the bible to be a Christian. That makes no sense No credit to Quas.. Why do you have so many mice? what the fuck is this smiley suppose to mean ? When does an Apple product ever work outside of it's ecosystem, other than iTunes and Safari. Well... I guess I answered my won question... I dunno...but why does the patch have a different slash in it? /smitegame\smite? It was just the flood of people logging in now that they've completely finished Destiny... I had mini hidden in the Captain airship in Gendarran but visible in LA \ Not yet \( Thank you for the link! Also, I didn't realize that "Make-a-Wish" was actually so many different charities...it looked like each state/local branch was treated separately quick reaper Wait, so is it only 3 player co-op? That's really odd. I'm so used to 4 Player Co-Op, why limit it to 3? Remind me never to get on your bad side ( I didn't think Shoney's existed anymore. All the ones in my town closed years ago. Damn, thats great work He's been GM of the Devils longer than I've been alive Eh, I thought the logo had been removed? Is it still visible? Now that I re-examine the conversation, I realise nobody ever asked a question. I don't know wtf I was talking about That monitor.... Since when has the Steam chat API been a thing? 666 upvotes.... Wow... that looks pretty sad until you realize the 'low' end is still about $34,000 a day I am so fucking lost right now. People read through Reddit while showering? i thought it was only fun thread not serious one This must be like one of those ink blot tests, because all I can see is a posh monkey wearing glasses When I read this title my first thought was that the "attending" pharmacist lead rounds... How was your relationship with your wife during the championship game? Was that a kewi?! It is? And it's even more complicated than that because that extra bowling ball of weight is INSIDE OF YOU which makes it impossible to bend over, move, or basically do anything at all. It's not nice and squishy like a spare tire and love handles. It doesn't move with you; it actively fights against you and then kicks you in the cervix when you make it mad i love these > it actively fights against you and then kicks you in the cervix when you make it mad She looks as if she hadn't eaten anything for days or weeks Ah indeed, that makes sense. Dang, I just looked up how much a 3DS capture card/mod costs... After months of frustration I finally beat that tube level where you travel up to the alien ship. Then I hit that side scrolling level with the floating thing that can pass through walls I want singing snaps hi, am i the winner Fuck do I know Oh dear god you poor child the new mode has a different champ select than solo queue. in ascension, you have a ban phase and blindpick afterwards, in soloQ you have normal draft pick You really understand everything. Everyone who turned against Opie is right here, and they're downvoting your posts. Also, you being one of the few here who opposes all of it, are representing pretty much everyone who isn't writing in this sub. Holy fucking shit... I... I just realized that's what it was when I read your commit. I was thinking, "Why would they have sore butts? Do they fall on their ass a lot?" is he that rich That looks like a young James may.... Maybe it wasn't in his loot table ༼ つ You don't know the difference between a hatchback and a sedan? He was on a smurf in my plat game a couple months ago If the price is starting at $350, how could it be cheaper Yep. No where in the article is the connection between the discussed book and the submitted image established. It's like taking an image of a random pornstar's penis and posting it on le reddit claiming that Obama has leaked nudes (NSFW!!! Support Ne Zha? That doesn't look like a powerbank are you guys from CWRU? Whaaaaat are you trying to ask? Oh! I didn't know I was cloning these babies for your cake day Wait, "m8" actually stand for mate i found 200 gems on my account that i didnt even put on there.... bought a chest and got the skin straight away Jesus Christ. $60,000 but Aphrodite isn't single Oh my. These are all gorgeous. My god it's amazing how many completely bullshit stories there are on here. Do i... do i have to do it all again Wtf, no NARS? NO European website, not even the European NARS website, has the foundation in Siberia! How am I supposed to get it then? Holy fuck, Spain lost! I really gotta keep an eye on your giveaways! ...whoa ( Itd an old inside joke And what about that black goo? I would say black mayo but it has chunks in it We're slowly seeing those guys pop up, but us realistic Lin/Laker fans try to keep them in check, so its not too bad atm. Im expecting them to come full force in the coming months though. Hopefully its not as bad as your hateful side of the fan base says You saying we should pity him? I heard that Me too!! They're supposed to be amazing live!! The A is hidden almost everything is right except the 'guy' part. last time I have checked then I was still a gal. yes, Lana is so hot Who the chubbaka won first Wait, what? I haven't even seen the movie, is that what actually happens? You should sub to the BabyMetal subreddit if you haven't already ;D There's a thread on there about trying to get them on Jimmy Fallon since they'll be going to New York Technically isn't oil a fluid? Did anyone read the comments? A lot of US/Nato bashing Wtf, how did lucian die so fast How do the Jags only have five arrests? what, tha acual fuck, is catholicmemes.com... YES id apply if i wasnt banned Alma here too. You stalking me? yup came here to say this.... 175 MB Well, just as long as it's nothing related to handling....cash...money... Derrick telling Caleb that he's a threat and a beast. Saying that Caleb is more liked than Frankie and a target and a threat to Frankie. Caleb saying he wants to talk to Derrick & Cody and he wants to watch his own game and keep them safe. Worst comes to worst, Victoria & Derrick...? T-shirts for a family reunion It's hard to tell - when the phoenix passes went on sale like this, the asiimov awps seemed to have a sturdy price, and they're still not too cheap. I'm not sure I don't even have the room on my table to get a mousepad large enough to play like that. My face during the entire video: I know I fucking would, man! I recently started doing a lot of research on work environment, housing, and living expenses for LA. I just wanted to say I am nervous about my move there and intimidated by all the fancy expensive apartments I'm finding. maybe............................~~tapeowrms become the new tentacles 2 healers? I actually also have hand tremors. I got a test for it, and at first they thought I had an overactive thyroid. But apparently the test result was a false reading Imagine what Michael Strahan and Anna Paquin babies would look like. It's so irritating and this is in the game like forever whoa thanks for that Bnite Why is this update so heavy?? 185mo for those little fixes?? oh man I think my wifi is being wonky now too no need to " I think I like my hair the way it is That was a close call. I still can't tell if her boobs are fake or just terribly perky and firm. It's a mystery worth staring at There's loud and then there's shitty audio. This sir, is shitty audio. How in the hell did they get a single sentence at all? I actually got the 80% badge a few days ago! Now I'm just trying to get things I don't have. Good thing you didn't come to my town because the train station is a mess You traded a shiny metagross? My friend got one a few days ago... **(>O_O)> DOOOOOOOOOOM <( ...Holy moly that is a long list of Pokemon you got there My god... I can see eternity. Ugh, classy. The guy I was chatting to I literally haven't seen in over a decade (when I was about 12/13 and he was like 14/15). He followed up by saying that he meant it was a shame because we couldn't "meet up" and that I "was so cute" as in I was so cute years and years ago when I was a kid. Oh dear... She got both of us wet. Why the fuck did he wanted to cut of his dick? Also I'm new to reddit...what's a sticky thread? The look of horror. ( Time to test this until OP delivers. OP will surely deliver.. right.. Had an Ebglish teacher named Ms. Craptree... Btw... first time I see a thread here with 1313 upvotes! ...Which brings your sprite total to 291 Uh, no. Dat hourglass. No hips? You have nice hips. "All of this power from a phone that's over a year old, and it only costs $360." Times have changed Wait, there is? Android or iOS? I know there's an official app coming, but I didn't know there already was one Their been a BTC donate QR code on one of the porn channels for id say a year easily, but i keep getting distracted Only in shit-tier cities where a lot of people have peasant backgrounds. In a decade white guys are going to have to go to Africa for sex tourism Friggin Dog Spa. Does he get a cucumber facial afterwards? But sometimes clearing the board isn't the optimal play I don't dude. Your weedle went through? I think we just cloned your weedle accidentally. Sta si ti sad meni rek'o ja nemam blage veze <( 100%, seriously? I have a Kritdra myself that I've never used but I did not realise that it had a 100% crit rate The fuck happened here!? Oh my god that would be amazing!! Yuck. paz?? how are they selling it so cheap? We talked about this during the pause What if your laptop falls off the counter and breaks on the floor? There are people who *weren't* already calling it the O-Train? It used to be way too easy to pass the master rank to another person in the FC. My FC leader accidentally did it twice - and the only way to undo it is to have that person promote the old master back Someone call the fire department, it's an emergency! Since December? Duuuude, thats better than a lava lamp Whoops. Correct. I have six on the brain. I do not believe it But this wasn't all that long ago. come back when u have 0 ip as well De-greased School Bus Engines with a 180 degree pressure hose in the middle of a scorching Florida summer. I literally had hot grease and grime built up from a year of taking kids to school dripping down on me all day. How do you expect to sell it if it's tied to your account? Pfft, what a bunch of absolute horse shit. What passes for liberal "thinking" has gotten so degraded that anyone who disagrees with them is now a "racist" and a "terrorist". Expecting the government to stay within its intended constitutional limits makes you "anti-government". Puh-leeze. Your rhetoric is ridiculous. Tithe on your loans? Holy crap! Very strange seeing as I have only spoken to this person once before oh, I wasn't talking about you Holly shit wax is op So 5MA5H BRO5 will have around 50 starters? Hell yeah. I'm planning on some international trips soon (some maybe more permanent than others *facepalm* Dude. You know this is a bad idea and you're doing it anyway. What do you want /r/relationships to say? "No, of course KEEP SEEING HER! SHE SOUNDS LIKE A CLASS ACT!"... worst case scenario she ends up pregnant, she blows up her relationship and you end up getting your ass kicked by her husband. Best case scenario? You RUN AWAY and knock it off. I understand carnal desire, but you're an adult. I am not judging you, but I am giving you a Really? maybe they forced him to call his bank too But... didn't he die because you didn't feed him You really confuse me. After the 50 cheese suit I won't even be doing CEOs until I max, and even before that it's all probably going to be within a group of people that I know, and if not, it's no matter! I find all four bosses to be fun yet easy no matter which it is. I don't care who's skilled, nor does anybody else really, all four bosses are fairly easy to get through alone not even mentioning with a full group, so I'm not sure what the issue is here. Girlfriend never had a smartphone (still uses a flip phone LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I completely 100% agree with this and now I'm going to be sad when I get the palette and it is not this way mrs??? Its not even a question of applying similar standards. Its simply a question of not being a retard and actually being able to participate in a discussion. Evidently a lot of people on here cant even follow the most basic rules of any discussion. It is kind of depressing, really I must have missed the craze, but I'm not much older than you (32). I also remember her having a backstreet boys crush. I hated them. It wasn't until years later that I find that I actually like a lot of their music There's a 2DS in Korea? Thanks for the feedback so far guys, I'm seeing answers across the board I would find Levi and I would make him mine True, these are the kind of people who complain that Microsoft doesn't test their beta updates properly before sending them out, blaming they contain too many bugs. So what you are saying....is that we shouldn't look at characters in their full context in order to draw a conclusion on how they are portrayed, but rather jump to conclusion, on subject which we are not even fully aware out, since the source material isnt even out? This post caused me to LOL! Definitely feels weird the first few times. I have had some piercings in that area so I also get the added fun of discussing those with the technician some times The SU was a friendly jet of a teammate that was shot down and just point-blank fucking crashed on my BUK standing casually around. But my actives are instant cast.. it's in the settings. I just noticed that the header changes when I hover over it! AMAZING. I was making sound affects in my head Didn't know erections were possible at age 6 Yeah I loved it! Except before I could move BANG crash Holy shit, does he really have that many subscribers? This almost scared me into remembering VHDL, from my DSD class last semester The whole thing is horrible. I will tell you that I was working THREE HOURS A WEEK and my hearing judge used that as proof that I could hold a job. Now, the three hour a week job put me into anaphylaxis and sent me to the ER three times but because I was holding that job they used it as proof that I could work. So now I have no job and I'm waiting for my last appeal. I've been in the process since 2011, and I probably won't get my decision till next year. So 4 years. And yet, everyone I talk to wants to tell me how they know someone who is getting a check who doesn't need it. Says the person who has kittens_4_breakfast. .... ( I'm one of them That was some trippy shit It moved through me at Corp Oh god not that again! I tried to listen to that once. 6 hours later I had to stop because of the migraine that was forming The first time I was given gold (literally two days ago) I made a point not to edit my post. That and the guy that gave me gold told me he would hunt me down if I did whoa that needs a warning for the audio bursting my fucking ear drums whats a bcp655? I don't care, I'm going to duff gardens! wow, GGG will get rich. Everyone should want a different portal effect now I live in Nebraska and I can't remember the last time I saw a truck with a confederate flag on it. there is a lot of clueless players that never read a single guide and do stuff like tranquils over arcanes (why is this in the suggested item build How do you know about their personality You have artists to thank. Did you have to clean that out? The green haired professor was standing... STILL One of those dots in the middle is my house! Pls can we have a photoshoot like this for all 9 Wait, what? Oh balls, Ozpin may be in cahoots with Cinder. ...I guess everyone downvoting you *wants* it to come later than Monday? GIB NOBUNAGA [SNFW) tag pls There's a character in my setting that dreams of building a "City in a Sack" oh alright, so but it's still in game right? i read somewhere on the forums that this cape got removed the heck? this happened just yesterday to a guy i know, but his name isn't robbie keyword: *shit* Is this the kind of police training my tax dollars are paying for She already sent out my package though (45 minutes after I placed it yes, holy moly Oh yeah Seahawks bro? Wish that looks disgusting!! CURDS. EW. I have never heard of this I once got shut down hard by a lot of grave banishing and early skill drain (which I managed to kill, but too late) and had no cards left in deck. Managed to force a BRD play with only two Necro Gardnas Maybe you have The first one is beautifully done, but the second one, like, has *soul*, man! I don't wanna wait to play Titanfall! I've waited long enough! I don't see you Uhh. You're comparing Steam with a PS2 emulator? What's Arya Stark doing at the wheel? Definitely not They. I'll never forget that movie To be fair, that's a lot of fuel...why not just winterize the home so you don't need to buy all that fuel Maybe that was the last lesson of the course. yes that's what i was thinking too. it might be that in which case Sweet unbiased politics related moniker btw. Tää on just tätä. Tulee esiin väärinkäyttö -> "Hei, kappas, nyt säädetään!" -> "Kaikki kielletty, öhhöhöö." -> You know? If taken out of context, one would have mistaken this as the cover for some train groping genre (chikan) hentai game. She actually does this? HOLY Farty McGrubbins is scary... Yet he just walked out of the ambulance? New York (i think), participating in the annual purge That's kind of backwards. What kind of place do you work at? I saw it on the beebtube stream once, but that's it. Not sure what's up with it Thank you! Oh god, this would look great in my man cave. Is it just me, or does it look like the towers are falling in the logo? Please mister, I need to see more DAT TRADE Dat Poppy Why is there 2 retweet buttons ? Haha, know that feel! Last time I played jungle I thought I was lagging because I didn't buy the fifth pot Holy butts ∑( Yup. As a fellow dane, it's positively surreal reading this thread. It's like a time machine that allows you to interact with people from 100 years ago What do you think "large" means? hm how do i find yesterday's daily routine trouble shoot thread? where do all the stickied posts go after being taken down? The layout of that page is cancer to my eyes. TIL DE gets more snow than BC Canada No, We're gonna need to make bigger joints Morty Smogon will quick ban these things from UBERS in what universe would a matinee ticket cover $40 owed to you undead-mask? Why the downvotes? thanks for your help! turns out I have them linked already! But I have Google Voice in Hangouts now, and I haven't been asked to merge them yet. So a spirit world is a world filled with numbers? I want the grs back for those damned lizards, also when did the last giant one shot Why in the name of hell am I trying to figure out the pronunciation Gits SAC 2nd Gig is from 2004? Thanks for the recommendations! Funny how I've never heard of Harvey Birdman before, definitely plan to check that out, but did you say that that was made on the same engine as Ace Attorney??? How'd you level so fast? Tried [something] eyeshadow today! * I get why Furnace is the best pick, but can I ask why you would just salvage the Blackguard? Is it because it doesn't have a legendary stat? 3900 DPS seems so high though "No, I don't think you've gained weight. You're just getting pale and you look chunkier when you're pale." Holy hot dog fingers. I'd hate to see your fat...toes... Cheaper than 98 dollars for a pair of pants? ( ( ( A calendar. :( imagine if you could bind it to any item 42games I hate to be a jerk but she has really... um... stupid ideas and opinions. I posted about how bad anti-vaccination is and she went off about how anything doctors do is poison More often people do it backwards: 4790k with GTX 760 or r9 270 for a gaming rig Dude, I don't wanna cook my d- Oh Oh OHHHHH! Porn while cooking and eating! Did u watch it online or is it only on tv? Killing Baghdadi with a cruise missile = an attack on Syria? sorry rachel but, i just do not believe you... I made Stan Lee laugh at one of my bad jokes. And then invited him to have a drink You think SSH as a protocol is garbage? Please clarify! OOC: He might like her more You're awake 2 hours before work? It was just super out of nowhere and dead silent I was just like brb starting a witch It all makes sense now, finally. I didn't see any... Not that it would matter... amazing... So is there a damage cap or limit like reflector or.. I did that once, I was still a little low on the knowledge side so I didn't know what it was. 1 minute and all four gone. People are fast with their stylus. no shit... thats why you buy your own graphics card and update the RAM. That is an amazing GIF Very very first post? I don't know where that bra came from babe.... Alright, but I'm keeping my eye on you That giant mat is giving me horrible flashbacks What the hell does Prey have to do with System Shock? Where are *you* getting your CS's?? Holy shit. Really? You bought 7? My comment had nothing to do with /r/childfree.... Again I was watching a streamer on twitch, he was downloading at 55+mb/s I was watching a streamer on twitch, he was downloading at 55+mb/s So...where did these rumors come from? I haven't heard of this Well only a select few of platinum members will receive the code. So even if you were platinum then there's a chance you won't get it. The demo will be released to every one soon. I don't see why so many want to the demo so much. I saw someone wanting to trade 2 nintendo codes (worth 60 points) for a demo code. That's cheaper than it is in Canada I tried click on your link, it 403'd, I removed one of the ''/'' things that seemed to be out of place and it worked ...er war wirklich asiatischer Abstammung. What teh fk. What I'd like to see is a actual debate between a respected and knowledgeable Muslim religious leader and a ISIS religious leader cause I think there are a lot of gaps in knowledge regarding all this and I'd actually like to see how both argue their points. Case as much as there are psycho movements such as ISIS in the world there are a lot of good reasonable people hell some of the nicest people I've ever met are very devout Muslims. The greater question should be is as a species do humans really have time for all this cause we could be doing so much more with our time. Not to pull a conspiracy theory but if there is really a global order if shadowy figures running everything they really not doing a very good job and seriously need to be replaced and if there isn't maybe there needs to be to kick everyone's heads in and say just FFS get along (I'm not a proponent of peace through superior firepower) if you wast your time on this shit any longer we gonna blow the planet up (and we got enough nukes laying around) case we don't have time for this shit and if you all do then what's the point of the species's existance. Where's a anti-hero/super villan when we need one... "Get along or I'll blow the whole planet up cause we don't have the time for this" you can all still have freedom and your own beliefs but seriously get a fucking hobbies or job or both It looks like the minifigs on the wings of the milano aren't even with each other Is the magical liquid they are using a hydrogen complex of... silicon tungstate? My chem education doesn't stretch quite this far !!! What kind of steaks do you eat? Kinda creepy how they know it's not your real name in the first place. I haven't deleted any of my comments yet you say I have. You say you haven't deleted your comments, yet three of them appear deleted. Mod conspiracy? What a terrible person. Am I the only one not seeing that setting ? This makes me even more nervous that fire guy and those..... beads.... Yes, she's just like her mother, unfortunately!! Don't go dragging *us* into this debacle! What's up with all the deleted posts? I just got my timetable for the introductory sessions. I have some really long days ahead of me So pretty I've had sex and do have sex with lots of my friends, I guess. you cannot be very good att fpl if you are even considering this one.. Really? You are on reddit but you never saw the 'never go full retard' thing? oh my god, I never thought of this As a person with a shitty PC I have no idea what you are talking about Dat butt wiggle Both of those girls are incredible Oh my god i have searched so long for this! Now i shall make my way to BTS stream and spam Sniff Sniff in the chat Yeah, I literally had no idea what that thing was called What on earth did you do?! Dafuq did I just see? Holy molly !! Glad your bro is okay Dichromatic Butterfly She's so gorgeous Those stockings and heels o_o And that girl She's freaking gorgeous I can't handle this much sexiness in one post I swear I'm turning into a kat popsicle. She looks nothing like her mom, though. He does a willy power-punch, which seems especially scary to most of the male characters. Some characters (male and female) seem to embrace it a *little* too much though... Lots of flawless victories. You think DFW is a good airport to travel through? Ouch. Hurts thinking about it. Now I'm laughing my ass off because I thought about if someone. Saw me do this. "So whatcha doin'" , "oh, it's for the baby" I walk off and their like ( So... Fishnet tights, with a thong and garter belt on top? You guys look like fraternal twins. how the hell did a Kiwi end up on Connery? Maybe LSP wasn't his first... Crystal Veils are mats?........ LOOL Omg exactly <3 I never really got into metal but h'omg they changed that IMMEDIATELYYY. At first I was like wtf this is kind of scary (Doki Doki Morning) LOL but the cute catchy pop and the heavy metal actually blend into one..extremely upbeat and addicting song i dont real dont have an opinion one way or the other. (about women sleeping their way to the top) but what your saying is if i did have a problem with it i hate women nah not trolling. I just picked the game up again 2 days ago and been running a lot attempting to do the gear grind again. I've only been picking up death's breath and arcane dust and leaving the rest. Didn't know there are new endgame mats O_o. Additionally, yesterday I discovered the legendary crafting mats I've been saving were rendered useless and sells for 50k how did you get 167? wait how did they think it was Spelt Eh, I wasn't referring to that specifically, but okay v( Did you ever get through? # Are tge servers still down? Entertainment? About fifteen different hooks on Subban there, zebra. Palaging pasmado mga kamay ko. Normal lang ba to? You're eyes are sooooo big... Your imagery just made it worse. i had to search pretty far back to find this that gun is extremely stable Oh god it's like that urban legend of the hamster that was beaten with a hammer underneath some carpet that was going down. The guy thought it was his cigarettes, but then he found them in his pocket My dad going down on my mum Gonna win strangest question here... but did you happen to work at a call center in Columbus OH? What the heck? OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY ROOMMATE You posted this....THREE times America doesn't have crackers at all! Well the moment when it lets loose your mind goes blank... are you telling me yours doesnt Wtf? the doge word of the hour is doge? isn't that dangerous? Where can I get one of you? The explaination as if you were five made it all the more scary Corn...in the garbage? What Whoa Dat thrust vectoring. The unit tier list has a recommendation for nearly every single monster. Not really, you're the one who brought it up. I'm gay and never even thought to do this when I was younger. I don't get how this is heterosexual activity, but it's apparently super common? I'll never understand That's nice! Funny thing, I wanted to measure my FPS in BF4 using Mantle on my new R9 290 Tri-X. But because of Mantle, my dxtory did not work Where in the world did you get Team Canada? I want! ITS ANOTHER JSNYDER how is this happening You can bind that to a mouse key? No, what exactly are you talking about? Because your new and have 3 of something? Yes, That whale terrifies me Oh yeah, sorry. Totall missed that. If I have a son, his dick is his business as far as cosmetic surgery* goes. I may get him reversibly snipped given the current bias of our legal system. I will always remember how the author used Zilean to make Annie legal It wasn't a mistake really but it was so dumb that it is cringe-worthy. I invited several people (10?) over for dinner and cooked something I hadn't tried before. And it just took forever and ever. We had been waiting and waiting and it was still raw inside. I was mortified and the guests were like wow, was not expecting this. What will happen to bungie if this really flops? How could they failed this bad? This just happened. Asked the sender to resend it, it happened again You have two comp accounts? What other way is there to celebrate our Lord Jesus Christ's birth and rebirth? This guy's post history is my new favorite nsfw sub Who the fuck downvotes in RDDs? This one speaks english wow!! O_O_O_ Valverde just blew Wait Wait WAIT back it up! It fired directly astern from its the turret! Mother of God! >:O :-O :O :-o :o 8-0 O_O o-o O_o OH GAWD Too shiny Already has 6 I've never given it any thought - I've never had the chance for a seat in public transport since 2012. Probably not, since all we know from her (I assume female) page, is that she loves manga, and her facebook account kinda looks fake Damn, dude! What hellishly spicy food did you eat?! Da fuk? ECU is up 21-0 on VT. Pitt also being shut out. glock is absolutely not > ct pistols SINCE EVERYONE IS REMINDING. I NEED MANAPH, ZAPDOS, 5TH GEN RNGS FROM /U/KURTTR FROM LIKE 3 MONTHS AGO AND 3RD GEN RNGS I need a cupcake now that was fast i wasn't able to use link's boomerang earlier after the villager pocketed it... Oh my.. seriously has it been that few Who said Ashiok was male? Wow this is so epic Obviously? Having my two friends help me defeats the whole solo thing Wut wut? Wither! Why does the guy at 1:20 look like Adam Sandler? How the heck do you loop something like this? Vietnamese women did this during my Korean class at lunch. :-( I had my headphones on listening to a movie. Could still hear the loud noise I was like deman hates him holy shit, as good as the titan What are you on about? 30?! On a scale of 1-10, 10 being batshit insane yes...but she's 30 *years old*? Add a failing music career to her immaturity and you have Avril Lavigne. Wait, aren't you in UHC right now? Yeah, true. I'd have guessed the same thing. My mom's a nurse who has seen too many x-rays of kids inexplicable ingestions, so I've seen crazier stuff that just passed though fine. I swear, you could make bullet proof armor out of some kids GI tracts Nature is fighting back! That guy is nucking futs OTM the new DAE? #PRAISE TO HOLY HORSE #PRAISE TO HOLY HORSE Woah! I didn't expect to see you here I don't think your perspective is one which any historian or scholar worth their salt would ever uphold as "sound." UNLESS everyone in that universe has those powers, but the Jedi and Sith hides that to make themselves even more powerful Yep. Exactly this. The attitude he's shown AFTER this incident has made me go " What are the codes for? With her own blood Then how does the surgeon know how much to take to get to whatever new cup? Talk to me about this. You've caught my attention Wow the DvZ portal is CROWDED! Just so the rest of us are clear on this: you're saying that a non-rotating station makes less scientific sense than one which rotates but magically has no Coriolis effects once inside it? Back in the 80s, my friend who is allergic to milk got given some cake. He asked if it contained any dairy products. The guy said no. My friend comes out in terrible hives. Apparently, this guy didn't believe in allergies. I got a one pull too, got a Ronia. Guess I should've realized they made virtual Chinchillas as fast as the real ones...(they're fast, right? At the First sentence you even had me OH MY GOD IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. Good thing she had ample cushioning! Hai's ranked 132 in KR Challenger right now wtf i was there in this crowd I feel very uncomfortable just gazing into those eyes. What if you haven't had sex? Lynch at 22 pick!!?? WOW How do you know Decoy Octopus wasnt there? Disguised as a soldier...or a chair...or a surveilance camera....or even a Metal Gear? You dont know that! I can't even skip 1 class in my school I said I understand why, I did't say that I believe in it. I don't support it. I don't do it. I also don't support taking unnecessary action like pooping on handles. WWE blows my first. This amazing Alicia Fox stuff, Dean's twinkie's, cockroaches and dean ambroses scene, the old 3.5MB skits... all not on TV... WHY I've seen them all over my property this year. I have a lot of dogs, and apparently the monarchs like their poo... Judging by your flair tag I believe I know who you are Thanks for the suggestions bud! Been meaning to buy Risk of Rain, never knew it was co-op Seriously!? Well, that was quite terrifying. God I hope not. Your SIL is being weirdly unrealistic about the your situation as a FTM with a newborn. I mean seriously, I doubt she would have accepted such arrangements with either of her kids. Unless she's insane. Is she? Giving PEOPLE makeups and dresses? Does that include strangers and kids? Does that mean that what Blaine does is a bullshit version of more bullshit? DAMN DODGERS. Goddamn That's Fucking weird. I'm watching this on Netflix right now and when I looked up from this post guess what part it was at? You just got that beautiful WCSK from shuael and you're already trading it? I think the real question is will they still make Hentai Am I the only one that noticed that Korra got a haircut Your parents forced you to watch anime? That's very uncommon nowadays. peace tea? What's that? Is that how you calm yourself everyday? I actually never noticed there was a moustache. Took this picture months ago. We got anyone in the top 20 at all? Holy balls. Some people can just write scripts to exclude nsfw links from work.. This would help them filter the links before they appear in the list... May be I am too much of a programmer ... so pretty Haha, yeah, I don't think I'd even heard of Chlorofluorocarbon before! Shinodaconda... Holy shit those are some expensive howls That's more than I eat in a day Is this real and can I get that source. I actually had good experience with NCIX. Ordered a power supply from them a while back, they wrote a personalized message on the box to wish me a happy birthday how do you paint what he said as abbott convincing the western world to join in his crusade to distract the australian electorate That doesn't make sense Oh the holy grail of vests! Have yet to find one I do, can't stop looking at that bulge Holy shit you just made me visualize and hear that exact moment in my head... where did it hit 70? it says its already used Wow... You were very lucky to find a 5 block deep lava lake in a 256x256 world The Stfu scream is so loud I just drank orange juice for dinner. I would consider an iPhone, but what's up with the price? With that, I'm going running. What if a time traveller went back and fixed history already, and Hitler was the *better* option? Canon make DSLRs from $300 up.. Why is there no RAM in the last picture? Kinda looks like a big pair of eyes staring at me. Like their tits are going good picture but it looks like his dick is bleeding I had wondered if it could be bleached... I have such a craving for hard boiled eggs lately. I just ate four of them TBH, it looks far more interesting that it should. What magic is this? Looks like there should be a Slender Man in the back Same on EU servers amazing look, can you put helm? Maybe then add a little recipe for 300? 350 is a loooot of HP early game. It's like half your HP pool Hugh Jackman and Hugh Heffner... Excel? For Word Doc -> Word Doc purposes? Please make this true! I have no idea, but I wonder if hair product was related hmm, why on archangel specifically though? Most likely he had not started the engine yet, you can see the little universal symbol for "check engine" up in the corner colored yellow, which will come on in most cars before the engine is turned over to start the vehicle, though I must admit the wrench light perplexes me as well Two "friends"... that multiple circle pits though What if one think porn isnt a bad thing in the first place? ho-leee shitttt "reset game" since it is only in the game development screen, i thought, it was to reset the current developed game, not the game *I* was playing Well it seems your face and that mat certainly had a connection. Does it know you're cheating? The critic don't deal more damage? /s or not? Drop the Game - Chet Faker & Flume (Flume remix) only 36 ppl Ok, so you know I have to ask...why do you have to wait until next Sunday? I believe this is what love at first sight feels like.. You, you lucky you! Your cat's the most adorable thing-person, EVAR! Your tank isn't screwed into the top cap all the way Sorry if this is going to sound bad; but - what makes a 26 yrs old man want to tatoo a chibi on his body? Someone made 5561 tries. Yeah that one threw me off. An originally Arabic word where we instead use the derived English one in everyday conversation Ghnah! I hadn't heard about that either. Maybe because plants respirate CO2, so they will thrive in a high-CO2 environment? Waaaiiiit EDL is actually english defence league? wow I'm silver and I know the what the mistake was What if every single intersection had a mini-roundabout If I got the mp7 id definitely get the CQB bolt but yeah, the mags are $55 Oh no, I mistook someone for being pregnant and offered my seat - but she wasn't Ok. I was just confused cuz I'm on Skype with my friend, using pandora, and browsing the web at the same time. (insert awkward seal meme here) I don't have any there is no culture where humping a woman you don't know is okay So glad it wasn't a great, horrible gash! But anon wrote it correct on first time, i think it was intentional , but idk what the intention is ... What does beta mean? boots baby. Required uniform item Mind blown > I'll add them to the list! And how could I forget "Move" And i thought my 300 games for gold were much The Swedish election must been heated this time, since the news kept flowing to Denmark: Pippi Longstocking (sic) defined racist material, phone hackings, 500.000 immigration over the next couple years, anti-immigrant party at 10% ... I don't even know why I have watched the news over the past month How I didn't recognised 0:32 (Kamina's glasses attack) before? 60 last hits in 71 minutes Exactly like that! Really cool idea but holy fuck is it expensive. Had no clue that ANet is that big! Is that all GW2? Jesus, that's huge I think in the Chuang Tzu there is a passage where Lao Tzu talks to Confucius and points out all the variety in procreation in nature. Herons impregnate each other with a glance [ Wait wait. People are glad to get this? I clicked the angelion icon above, and it took me to a reddit thread titled "woman miraculously grows a penis" I got lost this week too. Suburbia can be confusing. I need to get out Wow I am more active than I thought Grats! I hope to do a century someday, for now I am just trying to get that many miles done in one week if possible. dear god... a full album.... I can barely handle one pic Current doctor is NOT British. Is it Pets Mart or Pet Smart? Ball I had no cold effect at all, so could not be that. Sanity were not low either Such diamonds. Much glorius Would this happen if the whole world shouted at once? Or if all of the speakers in the world played the same song on full blast? never saw him laughing its kinda akward delete my clan? well.. strange idea A black classmate of mine actually took my tip off the table, without me knowing, and handed it back to me as we were driving away because _she_ felt the person wasn't worth tipping. >And yeah, I am a full Dutchman and ik kan zeker nog Nederlands praten! Ik kwam zelfs een poffertjeskraam tegen in de Yukon! How the heck do you people meet enough gay guys that you have a group of them as just friends? wtf, i asked for this on PartinGs post on Bombers wall yesterday shit bricks when I found out he drums in PORCHES! O_O_ I got on /r/sfgiants on the computer finally and... what's up with the sidebar? It's funny because it's easier to win in ubers than PU. ah really? so i can set my brother's account has Home Console and have my account as home console as well? It's discontinued????? I might have to consider Una prima una vez iba a votar por una candidata del PRI a alcaldesa sólo porque era mujer. wow, you were actually getting put on the european servers by the matchmaking system even though you had your max ping set to 50 ....where is your king? Nothing politically incorrect about this one. Ahh, that's pretty cool. You don't mean Vivillon as in *all* Vivillon though, are you? Right, $15/hr is *totally* enough to buy at Seattle prices FLAG did anyone have the metroid opening theme play immediately in their heads as soon as they saw that picture? Donc tu approuves l'industrie homéopathique? (O⌵O)...( This Apple/U2 commercial is loud as fuck. I hate to be that guy, but this photo triggers my OCD. Please level your horizon. I'm amazed at how stable this is He's like 50 years old tho even in simulation, you are haunted You get this with naga too. I'm trying to check what killed me and I find out I took 10k damage from void I'm.. I.. this.. this is crazy... crazy amazing. What the hell, dude. Like, I love the game. I love to sit around and think of cool builds and add-ons the game might have but this is above and beyond. that sounds so good I have to log into Facebook to use your survey? i ran 5760x1080 on *one* 780.. wouldn't need dual ti. Oh god I remember in 7th grade my friend convinced that japanese girls had sideways pussy and I was like You don't have to tell me, I went to Ohio State. College football don't fuck around. OMG. I've never watched monster trucks, but holy shit that was awesome That's weird. She's showing up in my rift as a lvl 71 fighter... In plain clothes, driving a Subaru... Unlikely, but it's possible. saying something in this situation usually would be plains i think ? Actually may mga parts ng gabi na yun na tuliro na ako. Ugh, how disappointing!! I'm sorry :( I'm about to go into cycle 4 either later tonight or tomorrow. I am not sure if it gets better or not. The 2nd cycle was easier than the first. But, this third one was the worse for me with all the first time BFPs on the forum. So happy for them, but I felt like a huge failure. I think I'm like you, where the people in my life give me unrealistic expectations. (Each of my sister's pregnancies were surprises since she was on birth control Funny fact, I battled a dude with 6 furfous yesterday Whoa... Thats understandable, but, still, prices for cabs in NOLA are pretty ridic, and higher than in most other major cities I've been to. (like whats up with that 30 dollar airport fee? But... you want it? You don't wanna see Nova's butt anymore? If they replaced ele resist with chaos resist on Veil on Night it might actually be viable I'm actually holding a spare sx350 board and an empty 1590g in my hand right now trying to ponder it, haha. I figured the box would have to be modified something like your Bully Box to even have a shot of getting it in there. But a modified chip? Wow. You don't have to say what your solution was, but I'm guessing you somehow detached/displaced either the screen or the inductor coil? If something like that is the case, you're operating on another level from any modder I've ever seen DAT JU- rat kill count! Does that also apply to THE HOUND?! My German Shepard also keeps a close watch on your kids Is there a way to watch ALL OF IT Katana parryframes Oh wow that sounds pretty bad. Relevant flair, you have... So there really is porn of hitter. I have Walther P22 and PPS pistols, 9+1 and 8+1 respectively. I wouldn't have known about registering them at all That s15 That's really impressive!! really my head is officially full of fuck I'm not a Warlock but a Hunter.. I can't stop stabbing people in the face in PvP. I don't even use my gun, I forget I have a gun. I run in like a boss - STAB STAB STAB. Now I'm paranoid ...you...you've tried it...I'm gonna assume you tried it...ew... Ironic that she wants you to stop loving men so you can accept the love of big huge man They obviously stepped up their shit since you called, they learn Was kinda strange seeing me here Gone off the cat-eared boys? But they're so *kawaii* and vulnerable and... chained up... Why would the flag not change? .1 sec boss kill OMG!! I never even thought of that! This has changed my life. Now I know I love you forever mod.....ule? Oh How long are your showers? ... punched? Thrown at you? Aztec hidden farm bonus? So I'm guessing I need Aisha, Zebra, and 1 attk buff (maybe Weiss since I don't have Michelle) and 2 other fire units with mare friend, so I can one shot (hopefully) lvl 3? I knew the risk of the click but still done it as a took the first bite out my meatball marinara Good luck! Careful with that CrackerJack guy... He is known to unexpectedly start drowning in Safe Rooms I cant even wrap my head around how one could possibly come to that conclusion... I use google wallet to pay all over.... have for awhile. It's super convenient. I'd think Apple Pay would be super convenient as well. I'm from Virginia and say it a lot but I don't know a lot of people that say it either. I feel like a zombie srsly ?! Printscreenar en printscreen för att edita printscreenen så du kan uploada printscreenen på reddit? I finished the story well before level 50 How many times did you post this You just blew my mind by introducing Minecraft II as an idea. Never even crossed my mind. Imagine the performance and thus the increase in possibilities I don't want to leave the clan just because of some ppl Odds shifted almost 4-5% in last Hour Jesus christ Yeah. Not sure how we're expected to trust a guy that says otherwise. I'm watching the concert right now. *coughinternetftwcough* and I'm falling in love even more with Umi. Her voice actress is so pretty as well My boyfriend's mom doesn't realize that yarn can be expensive. Pretty sure she thinks knitting is a cheap way to have sweaters and socks. My insides hurt just from looking at it Goodness i didn't know all of them so.......mosquito digestive system is cure for aids possibly?? Holy fuck Ragga Bomb VIP/Remix is fucking insane Oh my gosh, I'm jealous Holy horizontals!! o_O yay its a shiny! thank you again Was going to comment that this deer stand isn't particulary secure Är detta en no svenglish zone? Servers working fine for me Seriously. SKYRIM? well i fucked the first one up...... too used to the slack tipbot Docking was a lot of fun. I will happily never do it again, so I really hope my deltaV estimates are correct 187 uses?! Holy crap. If you used that twice a day, everyday you'd still have 3 months worth of lipstick. How did you escape when you flashed in the Baron Pit Reading through this, people must think I am in love with them because a lot of this stuff is personality for me... or maybe I really am into everyone and just don't know it One person challenged me to battle and I guess they were using a UU/NU team for kicks. I beat them, but they kept sending me challenges even after I spent an hour or so on GTS Only 3 rolls and a UR? Do not be sad According to the buyout blog post, Notch is still the majority shareholder, so some portion is probably north of a billion dollars How many wallpapers do you need??? Except that I found only pink white balaclava and my buddy started to call me gay bandit What is this defending Increíble!! The colors are simply phenomenal it's contest anarchy Cloverfield and Blair Witch ... What the actual fuck That urban ddpat, never knew it went for that much I don't think I said anyone was calling me ugly? I said myself in that post that I don't think I'm ugly..... I never met any of this girl's friends, either. If Lucky or Marcel show up Considering I'm extremely socially awkward and it took a lot to even say something, I felt pretty silly when she said that. $1 ....... someone loves penn state football It looks like he's crying Nickelodeon slime. Does rinsing with water not make your hair more greasy? I've been meaning to try (I currently shampoo daily), but it feels....fake? Like, I'm just wetting it and letting it dry, what's the point Suddenly I'm ALOT more happy with my Duplicate Kushinada roll Im just wondering, how is Bowser Jr a good example? He first appeared as a full character, not a clone, in Sunshine Uh no we don't Looked at this all day and just realized what it is, whoa What... what the hell, do you know me IRL? James is what I picked for my first name. I don't think I've run across all beef baloney before Hey, could you find me a law which says that over the driving limit means they can't consent? I have never seen one of those things from behind before This is great... but I'm torn. When I discovered they were going to stop selling it, I purchased the last 6 packs I could find - 4 total. I stored them in my closet, planning on rationing them out as needed. Some time passed and I forgot about them. When I finally rediscovered them, all the cans were rotted out as well as the carpet below. Yea! Mercury is totally safe because it's naturally formed from stars! > Not that facts matter at all to the liberal mind. Mammoth remains have actually been found in North County Well, it´s not about the champ it´s about the idea that noone knows who the enemy champion is. Imagine in teamfight when you dont know which one you should focus because everyone looks similar You have artists to thank. Radiance? The warlock subclass super? It's not an offensive super its suppose to keep you alive. What the heck are you one shotting people with? Sub changed? House for me/spouse, house for mom, house for dad, houses for sisters and their families... is this gene wilder? Wait I'm 21 and I thought it was rewind, what's going on Wow, that's really good stuff. All by yourself I thought that too but then I plugged it into a Qwerty / Dvorak translator and it's still gobbledygook Yeah. Maxing W first is obviously useless in all situations. I mean, just look at this vid for proof. Really? We were just on the square last week and they were giving out free chips and salsa Charmander People buy second hand computers? >Why are you being downvoted? what's brigading? and how does where I click put me at risk for a shadowban? That's really kind of creepy that they turned something that's generally an adult genre into a kid friendly anime Weird, I literally just discovered this song and have been listening to it nonstop, then I see this and it's playing the song... Have they sent you a confirmation email saying your order shipped? I just checked mine and now I'm getting the same "Not available at this time" message for my expected ship date. I'm worried Verizon flat out cancelled my order! My expected ship date slipped from 9/19 to 10/14 to...nothing Why are you using Sushi's sheet? ... Unsub. Strange. On my reddit homepage it is tagged as NSFW and so the preview pic is blocked. LOOL holy Whoa, I play Second Dawn in Georgia - but I dont know that we are the same chain, along with Hashonen and Xadune. You're shitting me. Seriously? =/ Ahhh. It's okay, I understand. We'll just have to waaait then. I have no idea how long these last, though yesterday I also tried using it and the server was also busy. I hope it hasn't been lasting an entire day Butbutbut they're no more than 16 years old ! You're describing me here Was that CPU DK dashdancing? I've been considering doing double penetration for a while now, but THREE cocks!? That just terrifies me. Wonder why they didn't time skip Oh, my god --. Too creepy. I've gotten scam pitches, shady sounding offers that sound like they either want me to do illegal work, or maybe just murder someone... No posting my resume anymore. MOTHER OF GOD oh dear god am I disqualified for misspelling Rhydon? Watch it, I was one of those smelly hippies The Laquita character in the first scene (on the left)... she looks like Jocasta Uhm, his acc is Diamond 2? How did you get Plat V I can...Understand him wtf is happing To late That's fantastic to hear!!! I'm a little in love with those eyebrows though I mean... yeah! Is Cas wearing a wedding ring? What bout bad meets evil Wow much downvotes The ***REAL*** reason Lucas was cut. We can legally drink lighter alcohol with 16 in germany wtf, max skilled with no awakening. Did he fed rodin to him? Can't tell if trolling... Just nu verkar hon vara en av kandidaterna till att bli ny m-ledare. Dat roll That'd be a problem, because there are communist parties represented in the EU... That's odd, it've worked for me ( No Neirea Niiiice ! Awesome work with color and Detail w-what? we can now preview all the workshop sets on your site??? I've had a blackwidow, and deathadder for 4 years now. Random malfunctions here and there but those problems fixed themselves I have no idea how. In the end they are still working so.... Look me in the eye and say that! Ultros population does not compare to Tonberry. It took you two attempts to hit the interrupt? In terms of tweaks, I will likely replace the assimilated module with a Zero-Point console. Not sure why I haven't done that already, actually Or Dual SLI Titans...... Nice try OP, or should I say Identity Stealer!!! I suppose next you'll be asking what our mothers' favorite maiden name is Your eyes could stop wars That Deluxe Edition looks tempting. I'm wishing I would have got the 2x XP reward acceleration for Forza 5. I'm going to want those perks in FH2 sooner than later. I'm going to stalk people's Twitch streams until I get back from my trip on the 22nd Gee, that escalated quickly the way you have to tilt your head to play doesn't look very healthy WTF?! Holy shit, he must be making a shit ton of money Malfoy You're not even the only person to ask this very question Internal Joke or not. It still pretty greasy to put that kind of donation goal or inform people that tides may or may not have a chance with a lady based on a game. I am probably 90% sure that Reckful would not be with Jenna if he did not have money or this internet fame Static gloves dropped so bad. Sshhhhiiiittttt can't focus Yay Final Fantasy obesssion! The new Theatrhythm game for the DS comes out today. Well in Switzerland you get a multilingual education anyway (you can't opt out) so we read foreign literature in German, French and English. But I think we didn't read a single translation... Could you imagine trying to argue down a determined and pissed-off Erwin? I drove my family's Jeep last year to and from school every day, and it still had the bumper stickers that my oldest brother put on it. "Ron Paul 2008" and "Roads, another example of unnecessary government spending." Oh my...my mother would flip her shit if she saw me that thin. I'm just really good at hiding when I'm freaked out! You all are very strange I can't decide if I want to get a PS4. Almost tempted to get a WiiU. Is there such a thing as having too many gaming consoles? same thing with the nick and nora guy... What about Madtstone+FoE, weapon swap to Rimeheart Looks like something beat him to it though. Isn't fellow gender-neutral? What do you call a female fellow? But if you retire your PS2, how are you going to re-play all your old games? I don't rule it out as impossible, but that's such a surreal idea, a blue Texas That... is one awesome trade! Thanks a ton dude! They are?!? OMG My mouth hurts when reading this I met my boyfriend on tinder -- a really similar story to yours actually How many hands do you have? *looks at pic more carefully* Well, one egg (average-sized, I'm guessing) has about 185mg of cholesterol (varies slightly based on method of cooking/not cooking), according to what Google has from the USDA. The American Heart Association reccommends that healthy people limit cholesterol intake to less than 300mg per day. So that's over 60% of your daily intake in one egg I went from -_- to Wait, you thought that racism wasn't very prominent in America? Someone is defensive as fuck I'm well aware. It's a nightmare to work on macs. Saale, touch italics mein tu likhke ; sexual tu bole aur pervert mein? It's strange. I have no detectable difference between my gamepad movement and keyboard/mouse. Clearly though, there is an issue. I'm just not sure why it hasn't effected me at all I watched that gif for the entire song Your hair Ha when I went looking for the article to link I suffered a similar fate. I unfortunately found an article about kitchen essentials and long-story-short, I just spent $100 at Amazon ...more reasons for this answer please that would take forever Where did you get that pic from ? How long do I stare for?! That is the exact perc i have Watch out for the leader types on this mission. The run of the mill guys don't have any surprises but the dudes with tons of HP have some nasty abilities like bulletswarm and heat ammo that nearly two shot my MEC It's so pretty! omfg. Either this is an ex-old friend or he's someones look-a-like. That hotbar layout Did you send it to me? I'd go with Pandora. It feels like playing a dark Ronia team on crack. There's no question she's OP. I wouldn't be surprised if she gets her ultimate soon. Just imagine if she gets devil Sometimes I wonder if I've been considered the creep in the past. I've watched women smile and flirt with guys and when he walks away they turn to me and go "ugh, what a creep." All that time...for something that's not even real. I just managed to finish my gaming PC, and am quite short on money at the moment. Would love a game to play besides league of legends. Thanks for doing this, and that rig though Woah, a wild one in its natural habitat? So basicly Apple TV ? Odd. I got all gold and two server best times without using Earthquake. My SO loves dramatic black eyeliner and smokey eyes. He lovingly refers to me as his hooker lady LOL. We are really abnormal. Does Subban think he's Ho Sang? Why am I being downvoted ? Imagining someone actually smashing his keyborad with his head made me laughe and I go downvoted That happen to me once so i just looked her in the eyes and finished but you're the urgot Of course leona is a front liner meant to soak up damage. That's what she's best at and how you take advantage of her kit. And mobies are great for picks. I'm not sure how far you've gotten with your builds/gameplay with Leona but I've played her in Diamond 3 or so and have done very well. Leona won't run out of mana either Which is funny, because unless I'm mistaken the commentator in that video both looks and sounds like Tazz.. I didn't even know that! I don't know! Funny coming from /u/Agent_Pinkerton Good,but where's PDF export? Am I only one using pdfs? Thanks.. but can't find the thread anywhere 3Dbuzz offers great tutorials.. didnt watch this yet but i surely will and i can only assume it will be a great tutorial... i dont get why so many hateful comments how did they not find this one in PBE Wow that is a beast resumé… I feel like if spacex and tesla both reach "true greatness", he could perhaps even be a presidential candidate You have an artist to thank. well; i tried and got banned That wasn't a MK2? I left the game closed for about a good 24 hours and I just got back on and I left off with 2 PPS and now I have 8 PPS so you can actually get a Hoopa? you are mom from the photo, the keycaps looks really tall I expected it to end much differently My GF glitched under the map in the OB. Can't believe it's still a glitch in the live client! Kurumi isn't a loli What is that second one of? Oh wow. That's....gross that the NR did that to your hair If I go, it'll be to see Steam Powered Giraffe! We'll see though, I have like 4 midterms the following week... I have a glorious need for this pet Congrats on the clearer skin in such a short amount of time, but, those eyes... do I have to be 18+ because im 14 O_O is that good enough This is a non-issue. You clean out the lint trap, then run your laundry. It just makes more sense to do it at the beginning yourself than worry about whether or not someone did it after their load. I feel like I'm on crazy pills.... The animation on his balls is amazing. I thought it was going in the mouth. My cat Vader is such an ass! I love him because I am capable of loving an ass as cute and fluffy as him, but omg he has been such a pain for the last 7 months. The worst was when our other cat Whiskey got startled by something at night (maybe Vader) and he ran across our bed so hard that he clawed my leg as he jumped and I woke up bleeding. So then I had to clean up with soap and water and sit on the toilet all scared while I googled Toxoplasmosis. lol But since then, Vader has decided that he sometimes wants to wake me up between 4 and 5am. He steps on my stomach, which makes me wake up abruptly and push him off the bed. Then he comes back and steps on my boobs. I push him off again. Then he tries to take over my body pillow. I push him off again. I'm gentle about it, but the little ass doesn't learn! Well, I should say the big ass. He's a 15 pound cat. Link to source? Or was this out of your sheer genius mind? You've obviously never had to explain to your husband at 2 am why you need help cleaning the floor in his parents' bathroom. I'm surprise that it's legit though. It's pretty poorly written for a corporate-sent email Apparently so Well this blokes username lasted a long time. HANDMADE?!?!? Completely forgot about this Why did this get removed? 60GB on 3g? Or 4g? Whaaat. I'm playing it now and am enjoying it quite a bit Hobbes blood was my first I love my glasses I never paid enough attention to court cases to realize that defendants and prosecution always have their same side I don't think you can get exotic engrams as drops Ginagawa ka pang headhunter sa lagay ng workload mo? Ano ba yan? That's nearly $740 dollars Since when does a high ACT score matter when finding a job What upgrade do you want to get rid of shit man, I live in New Mexico so that'd a little too close for comfort Wow. I want to be wherever you cook WHY NOT USE SWITCH No, he definitely means let it get to you. Make sure it gets *real* deep. Holy shit. Wow, that's a lot of pants HAHA! ....that one garners a lot less sympathy from me, honestly. IT'S OUT!? OMG that's me at 15:00-15:05 Can somebody please explain, what "leaked" screenshot means in this case? BI got hacked or what? Does DayzRussia have special access? Wake and bake a gram of errl? that is some hot shit going on Mura ha. May mga ganyan ng 800/day I was actually going to be changing my 2L bottles weekly Just..... Why? It seems weird though, that they would not publicly announce putting 0.49 to stable today no? I really don't want to board hype train for nothing TIL: You can usem idas on them. I've been playing dota for years and I learned this just recently. Granted, I was not a fan of midas gaming, but when I saw my GF do it a few days ago, I was like The players don't give a shit about fines? Makes me wonder if stickdeath.com still lives srsly ? WTF ? man-juggs U lost a screw GAZ ? What exactly are you trying to change? What site is this? ........HOLY FUCK i stayed in one once, it was pretty cool but they have porn on the TVs, i know coz i heard someone in another capsule watching it On the same time? ähh. why? i dont know what to believe anymore ( oh.my.god. Ms? How do you pronounce that? oooh Where did you read me saying that those are not games ? What are ??? I'm not so sure [***UPDATE*** If any of you need an ETA, the most time I will be available will be the week of Thanksgiving, and yes that's after OR/AS comes out and apparently Smash Bros for the Wii U according to some sources, since I probably won't have as much to do then and I will have more than enough free time as I will be home for that time and then not mid December when my semester ends for month.](#s " I've seen those too, but my personal favourite is definitely the one I posted! I remembered seeing it somewhere, and was searching yesterday to see if I could buy a poster of it. The only thing I could find was an original print for 35 grand or something no... Wow so much DOGES! how is that not much? Five... thousands I don't understand all the downvotes... In what way does it alter your experience if someone outside your game is stronger than you? ...? this is not arena , I was fighting with 2 and another guy came after this fight as well. This is their plot area and were a lot of people. Why so much hate? You on the other hand.... *please* do things to my brain Holy christ - please please please never let these people be alone with your child dont see anything new in this version my house was blown away in a sandstorm Nice speakers, man Wtf? At what point is a smurf no longer a smurf...? Us guys get called doing the 'walk of shame' too, you do realise this? Muffled *mmmmph's* would be alright, as long as it doesn't sound too sexual... unless you'd want it to for rough roleplay thought this was old news? Well damn that character looks just great! there's a university of michigan, there's a central michigan, there's michigan state, but nobody in michigan refers to any school here as "michigan university." Angry men.... Mad men... True story Guess a little nerf cant hurt... I'm scared to do dragon flags in the gym. People will think in trying to suck my own dick while working out. W00t? You've been stalking me? Dear me, that's scary. Drink responsibly, folks. Who you telling? Holy shit, how'd you know I streamed from their basement? That was one confusing joke yeah idk this submission is catching downvotes already haha, but I would stomp around like a madman if I heard anyone drop this mental business Did you mean to say "beast"? Goddamn, chew your food. Um, thanks, I think I will trim my hedges and weed the median today. What'd I miss, who thinks you're a villian That's a lot of golden clams please everyone stop talking chinese: belly drum, lickylicky, prevent a rapid spin/defog, ion deluge emolga. I didn't know I needed a PHD to understand pokemon Holy f*** that Rama What ship is this perspective from? Sorry for the newbro question but I see a bunch of 8k hits land simultaneously I did not even know Sing was dutch Wow! This is the first time I've ever heard of this movie and I already need to watch it. It looks awesome I literally scribbled this out between calls at work this morning. Please be gentle. As someone watching Scrubs for the first time, (I used to catch it on TV here and there, but am currently binging it on Netflix.) should I not waste my time with season 9? This isn't the first time I've heard it sucks. I think I'm on season 4 right now....hard to keep track when you just keep letting it play to the next episode. pushing the refresh button every 10 seconds So is a dead body The first time I saw the movie, I believe my expression after Mickey Rooney showed up on screen was, You have got to be fucking kidding me. I had to delete all my apps for the last update and that was 2 gb. how the fuck am I going to download this one WHat is USB tunneling? Tempted to get Au naturel, but all of the bottom shades look the same? You still owe me a link to the vod of the super epic journey late game tvt mech with squads of Viking raven tank on multiple fronts. cake chili would be good with the cake made from cheese! Awesome! Now to find the files that work That screenshot Nice play but WTF build is that on graves? And what's wrong with it? In fact this is exactly the kind of burn I plan for in Kerbal The first time I played Minecrift, I spawned inside my base, at night. First thing I did was walk up to the door, and lean my head out the window so I could look around. I'm dying to know what their comment was.. Actually...Her name is Bubbles Miksi pakissa on kansi paikallaan nuotiossa? On the off chance the person building the plant doesn't see reddit (which is surprisingly common Wat, then you're not doing it properly Hey those pics are beautiful Is it a brown triangle? I feel scared OMG Graviboard really? I know that. Many relatives in ole Miz who used to visit up north. After New York, Mississippi was the next state name I learned to spell. I just love the expression on their faces when I say that Well done commenting what I already addressed If Frankie gained 29 pounds.... how much has Vic gained? Weirdly I only have this issue when on my home WiFi Makeup, Tom Hiddleston, and The All Souls Trilogy from Deborah Harkness. I'm on the second book right now and I'm so in love. She posted the songs she listened to while writing the books and it's more than one hundred for each book so I'm in heaven What is with the Klan outfit hanging on the door and the picture of the atomic bombing of Nagasaki poster at :19 though I have never seen that before You blew my mind! Also he has two classic skins for me plus his special skin 1:14 Wait, the codes expire? Or just the event ends? Really? At TwoX? That's surprising, actually. This is where happiness comes from You have an artist to thank. It's like MC Chris had been reincarnated as a ned Some people will still play Buzzard. Perhaps not in competitive play, but once people's expectations for the card reset and they reevaluate it, it will find its way into some decks. I prefer more balanced and deck style specific cards than having certain cards that are absolute must plays in all decks of the class. Now Buzzard is minor mid-late game draw or must be protected for a turn if it can't be used to combo that turn. Sure a Buzzard combo isn't as easy to pull off, you might even have to bait out removal first. You asked for a "Assassin Madness guide" and now you're Darkness? Please pick one So he racked up nearly 8 YPC playing with a broken hand for some reason it wouldn't let me leave at first Haha thanks for sharing the link. It is really funny. My Chinese teacher has shown us a couple of these videos before but I never knew just how deep this goes! that's it That's not part of the presidential oath? why is the pepperoni so ridiculously shiny? My mother has given me detailed descriptions of her suicide attempt and hospital stay. I would not consider that a "fun" or "great" story. Why would you imagine the developers are too stupid to balance gimballed weapons against fixed? Who invited Debbie Downer to the party? ( How is House for lonely people? No, sorry. I just don't want to go through the hassle of selling another gun and I have a we m4 Is she wearing pasties or does she have no nipples? Ooooh, good one... Was it Pelé? Low Pop Server I was like: "wtf?? his arms!! True, there's so much to watch as it is I added you and I'm online, but it shows you as offline Same! And the one from last year is even better 3 MINUTES 41 COMMENTS You got it already? Was this known? Am I just out of the loop? Why am I hearing Eustace Bagge saying that to Courage? once you completely let go of everything you understand will you then finally understand everything Depends on if it's opened and what's inside. Quite the conundrum... I honestly thought shallow house was a joke taking the piss out of deep house I don't understand what you're talking about Is 1800dpi 1.8 ingame a bit high I'm okay with slightly sensationalized headlines, as long as the article is actually... something. I was pretty surprised when I flicked up (on my phone) and I reached the bottom immediately. No context, elaboration, explanation... ( Ha ha.. for an 8-man?? Damn, that sounds like my 14-man league's waivers. Conozco tres 20 person leagues? Hrm, what a systematic way to eliminate all dramatic effect from the story. Reddit newb here - isn't that what the 'save' button is for? When I wore Bare Minerals my face was reallly itchy and it stung a bit too. Plus I hated that if I sweat even the slightest bit it would run off my face. Is that sand? I know usually they cover blood in that stuff when accidents on the road happen. I hope it's not sand, maybe its like spilt milkshake Need that Scout set... I bought Azir for 6300 right as he became available. Why the fuck was I never told this Hey there, and thank you for your time (I sound like an automated message... My little pony ccg or twilight sparke's secret shipfic folder? That's... ridiculously odd. and here i sit and had no idea who these guys were until i read something like radioactive... i guess i've to turn on the radio atleast once a year to stay up to date OH SHIT!!!! I had no idea!!! Did you lose a flair bet? I have no idea I love the result then. Were the colours not retouched at all? why u want do this ? They have boothbabes, but no booths. There was a standard group for cof p1? Solo ora? WTF I've just watched? That luck my friend got a number 3 craft marxman OP is a bigger lying cheating scumbag then his nonexistent girlfriend?! Didn't know you could say "fuck" in a reddit title thread. You have to take of the shell to clean your phone? When I clean my phone I wipe the screen. Excelent + love the new wallet.reddcoin.com page Huh? Who you? What dis? Where I? surprised that hinata used her byakugan to observe obito and not naruto Holy shizzle! Now that's awesome! I've actually got 265 for the 2 weeks. Wait what, you are allowed to beat your child in the US? That is a wildly entertaining song Definitely a good trade. Just hope that Charles is back soon or after the bye at the latest. As a Davis owner, I'm hoping for the latter Omg. That WAS 20 years ago. Cool! I was thinking that the game was finished No!!! VA is my safe haven, keep them in DC! He doesn't mean it! DC is lovely, you should definitely stay in DC. Just think of the horrid commute you'll have dat follower micro OMG! Actually, I seriously must have missed that one. Well it is more useful for Europeans especially for UK becouse it comes out on 26th in the UK.... League player here, while I was watching DotA2, I kept thinking " A freaking item allows you to blink half a screen dafuq? Why is he using a medulla Thanks but... why did you choose THAT picture??? What exactly... what exactly was this thread? Wow you have very nice depth on your bench. I'd drop Floyd for him...or even Trent Why is there a Kpop band in my FF game?! Meh, not neccessarily. I identify as a gamer and am female and I love all sorts of violence and action, but I am also not a typical female. I do, however, also have several girly-girl female friends who turn into some of the most vicious gamers you could imagine while playing CoD Woah if you don't like a game on origin you can return it? Why shouldn't he use a medulla sphere? That's a rattlesnake too I didnt even know this stuff existed.. You need new friends. And there is no equality in attraction. We like what we like for mostly completely illogical reasons. 5'4" and 300 lbs is not a bit overweight either. That's morbidly obese. Like the dude's heart is probably struggling to keep him alive obese. (BMI of 51.5) I guess I don't understand this problem with his posture. I for one find it intimidating as fuck to have a giant crocodile in a common stalking posture for food coming after me. ** So the guy who's wrong gets 24 upvotes, I provide supporting facts to my argument and get 20 downvotes Just wanted to be sure, haha. I could deffo see them, but was curious if something had changed. Do you have any drained stats somewhere? D: my pie! Just got Universal Remote exotic shotgun from a legendary special weapons engram wow went and looked him up he's extremely racist huh is it really already that long ^^ has that much time passed _O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ I honestly think hes just tired of it all by now. Given his past he seems like a genuinly good guy and I cant imagine him agreeing with most of the decisions of the current administration, so I think he just stopped giving a fuck The Unicorn!! Marty O'Donnell and Paul McCartney working on the same musical pieces?!... Ah what No consegui fotos de pitos de canguro =( Pero si de conchas Strangely, I never played it like that Yeah, but that's the norm with pretty much any castle Reading through the text comments is pretty eye-opening. Especially "I hate cleaning up blood and all other bodily fluids" Holy shit, i... uhm, why?.... how!? EVEN FOR NORMAL PEOPLE SHITTING THIS IS INSANE But... the explosion is green poison and the weapon glows green. My guilds driver would probably immediately stop raiding if the frontline "slacks" like that And what exactly makes you think this is a hardware problem? You bought a MacBook Pro just to do online banking? From what I can see, you don't have a key i assume you never had contact with a girl before if you think im a guy makes me wonder about my parents internet history... I can't decide if this is hilarious or terrifyingly accurate Y'all need to queue before ya leave for work with a queue like that. yeah... just waiting for those votes so I can know the loser How do you sit and wipe? Like Everyone but one person has voted. And that person decides whether its a tie or if a person's going home How's he gonna keep the aliens out?? You wouldn't happen to be Nomex or Upholders would you... How do you know that the vast majority are Yes? His nipples: The first time I tried Verdant Tea's Laoshan Black was the first time I looked back at my tea cup like IK BEN AAN HET KOMEN That whats what I was wondering too… was he masterbating for the 5 hours as well?… great goggly moogly I definitely have some css to fix It was actually John the manipulator who got into university, getting straight A's, and has a girlfriend. The one who wanted a video of Mark jerking off and later set up oral sex with Mark. Oddone didn't get benched, he retired. Elephant hide is impervious to AK-47 bullets? Its...its beautiful This is interesting, because a few guys I've talked to have called (the skinny dude i mentioned) "average " because he isn't muscular. They make no mention of his face. very nice, copied from redactedlion though How'd you take that photo you said 21-2 last night What about your balls? I have socks a Bath afterwards. But your probably right. I have a constant fear of that LOL... what in the actual fuck What the hell did I just watch Did not expect this. (> .... OP, you have artists to thank. Misread that as "when I was in grade school." They kept you for 2 weeks? I got sent home after 3 days! Which I was happy about, given that I'd stayed at the hospital earlier that year for 10 days for a VEEG, and I was climbing the walls by the end Jennifer?! Well, at first glance I read it as "TIFU by hitting on a sweet old lady". Good lord! my actuall record is like 70 sumtin Awesome! I just stare (( wait its an acutal sub I just received a small order (just one item!) and got a pack of 5 samples. Guess I must be lucky Where the heck is 5700 block of NE 85th Avenue?? You are gorgeous. What? the game is being remade on PC? My god...... You're a catonsville native and haven't visited treuth? I take it that's not supposed to be like that...? Holy moly that sub have almost 20k subscribers Oh. My. God. ....auto....aim.... So wait, does this mean that the people who go do other things while they wait for their 6 hour Queues, they may get kicked after they finally get past it? I think that's a world-save, not a mod? It's because we live in a swamp. It's fucking gross. But don't worry, "fall" is coming so it will be "cooling off". Someone else lives in the Cape Don't do what I did... don't respec into a 70-str build and leave your vitality at 10.... The dark days The guy he hit with a guitar was playing it after it was taken off him I wish go still had my old SNES. Sold it when I was still a kid, and really regret it now. And I love talking games with people. I am possibly too much of a geek for my own good. Please please PLEASE tell me that "rubbers" translates to "erasers" in Americanese, and not "condoms".... omg i dont think i've ever seen 56-0 Ep#3 Im not too sure why it would be rhetorically stronger Ya, I probably will, especially if I use all three at once Today is the 19th > Wait, is there any good politician inside gerindra other than ahok? Literally a week after I buy my first copy of Carcassone. He sees you when you're sleeping, he rubs his tentacles on your face.... Why do you regularly take pictures of your eye? Did you know this was gonna happen OMG I thought this was just my Nmom. So how did an Anaconda end up in your home, OP? More? Jebus You gunna' stick your fuckin' dick in it? Stamford Bridge is a silver stadium It looks like your friend has boobs People tell me that scooping to Victory Dragon in Japan is supposedly illegal omgosh that is a huge picture The MANA turret is heavier than an ESF / Lightning? That's not a reason not to have a referendum dafuq I've been watching just now? I thought remote play was only available in the same wi-fi, e.g. you're at home but in another room? Why do they never ever look at what they're picking up to eat? Nice I don't get it... Verizon agent here. Verizon charges $30 for an upgrade, and $35 for an activation. I don't think we charge upgrade on our Edge plan though. Before or after. Sauce gun... Man. Never worked fast food but that sounds awesome for the home and dystopic for the workplace. Once went to Taco Bell and couldn't order anything with ground beef because "the meat hose is clogged." I've never saw that before in my life Are you serious? You really thought they could win? He's a waiter because he makes people wait. So... what's going on there ? I cringed just watching it She might be right about pull ups and diapers making him regress... fortunately a plastic mattress protector is only $10-20. Also, those AR numbers in your sheet on the Cryptsword. 800+ AR not counting buffs, really? Where does uzi get all this farm from I have tried...but I don't think I'm doing it right.... Every once in a while there will be a counter that you don't see very often, and you have one of those From both documents it seams like everything took place in Russian territory. 3 dots are on the Russian side, not Estonian. Bennett. CHI will win through the air against the Jets. I'm a forte owner I imagine that putting a dildo in the freezer and using it would have a similar result to licking the ice off a lamp post. Only it wouldn't be your tongue that got stuck I have never seen this you are going to need a colonic after that thing This reaaaaaaaaaaally, really, really sounds like that one story here called "Penpal"--the same exact things are happening.. It's beautiful shitty! I liked your post on FB cuz I'd love this one You do what?! Not sure you meant to reply with the link from OP... So can someone explain to me what on earth this is? One of my female friends always tries to guess if I have a boner when I'm laying down. (Because of the random boner thing) she's always wrong, it's just the way my shorts/jeans are. Or maybe my dick is noticeable in what I wear did he die? Did he just get gold for that? >NOW I understand how the membership cards multiply without any increase in activity attendance or more gohonzons being passed out! Bloody hell, what in the world happened to that third individual? Var det inte det jag skrev? So... from day one, the character was named after an actor who had appeared.... several times? Oh Jesus ...That's actually a really good point - Didn't think of it that way before No kidding! That would be freaking insane and awesome at the same time! What did you do? Miles of VBA coding. Where did I say demanded? Yes, finding dead infants. Very simple I had a 15inch pleco in my oscar tank that would eat feeder goldfish. There is nothing more beautiful than the glittery swirls of goldfish scales from the gills of a pleco... Oh, boy and you need to open a reddit post instead search a guide? You probably are the reason this impostor KFC gets caught. Fawlty Towers? I read that as "Or is it like a kid who eventually shits the marbles and penises he swallows?" - wat The guys over at /r/vore might enjoy this... And on the last day of summer, its actually COOL in Southern California today! \( ..... "Reported 150 killed..." ( Ohmmho... siemens... added,have 23 different loading screens This nigga went to school for a degree in gravitation I am with /u/Still_Teleporting, RRS has a new store? We need to confirm with them via email that it's legit. Possible. There are a few places like that in my area, but I know a few of them are membership based, and a few others are on the.....shady side Dude take this down before someone polices you on a technicality. I have an outfit that is almost EXACTLY like the one your mum's wearing in the picture. We even have the same boots! NO - that sounds horrible! May have put it down wrong. There were just so many Nothing lol how the fuck did i say grammer Wait, there are apps with dickdetect technology? but...but... that would be just an long straight line. ehm... where is your kda stats ? ipecac and mom's knife... I have a friend that still answers world defense attacks if hes in the area. Hes a huuuuuge PVPer though and has way too much fun blowing up horde It IS delivered! never heard of this guy until now, just watched some of his Oklahoma highlights....damn. I gotta guy trying to trade me miller for cruz (14 man standard) and i dont have a lot of WR depth. Gonna stash this guy instead and see what happens this week..... Seriously are there people who would buy this for 1k+? ( I've hoarded so many things in the hopes of liking it later. Look closely!!!!!! Yeah DMR's are a thing on the one too. I kinda like them. Vegetarian...haggis... Oh gods. I've heard of the company... that you have an ex with the nickname "bad dragon" makes me wonder if I want to hear this story or not... I highly doubt anything would come of either of these people trying to do something to me if a bee around a plant stung their child. That's just ridiculous. What the fuck. Quick, lock your doors I don't mean to derail.. but can we get the story behind that? if he's still alive.. When I say secularism, I mean it in the most general sense. That is, living your life without strictly adhering to religious dogma. I think the little side-discussion between Limeade oreos How did Galia not taking over France and Spain Ill get right on it! And wow! you have a shiny shaymin Because I was there! I had no idea swans could hiss like that How was she 9 hours away from you? Wat?!!! Toh limca peelo except the fact that alpha was awesome in archeage do you ever worry about getting stuck with a sexual harassment lawsuit from will? Thank you. I wasn't sure if there was at least a threshold I could hit before it started lowering the amount of damage. As of right now, I'm around SL 125 or so and I only wear prisoner's chest piece, as to not be entirely nekked lol. I have bare minimum equip load and just holding my weapons (2 options each hand) puts me at like 50-60% depending Jesus. Just because she might be wearing a G-cup bra in the first picture, doesn't mean it actually fits I'm on Oahu, in Honolulu - no active volcanoes! We're in the hot, muggy season here, and hoping the trade winds pick up soon. It's made sleeping a challenge. Wtf? Are you for real? Can't unsee... What was the results? It seems we can't view it, unless it's on your phone? Do you think she actually thinks they look okay?!?!? Was that a sex tip? I think that could be in line with the rest of the episode in that it's not necessarily a supernatural thing, plenty of people have dreams about not being able to run, not being able to punch etc. I've had those. I haven't had the hand grabbing my foot one... yet... Woah that is a lot. Haha. Well, do you mind doing a clone trade and returning me the originals though? Since you have Powersaves. So that's 10. Confucious sound like throat disease. Possibly the perfect body I have ever laid eyes on and no you gatta unlock weapons with every soldier.. and buy them for every soldier.... 5 soldiers cant use the same gun That's amazing I don't even think I've ever played on that map She spent more than 9 years painting and she even have her own studio. Plus, she's an art teacher. Jajajjaa me gusta :D But none of you are the real pim pam quickselling a m9 slaughter mw for 205 keys? thats a new one Is there like a 1 free for grab every day? Yesterday was a free Transumation Charge, the day before it was a dye pack. Wait...you can purchase games on the eShop without a Nintendo Network ID? I thought like...it was required or somethingi Claro, reconocí tu voz por tus fotos 15.33 KDA for IMP? Oh my God apparently I'm a newbie then, I always use a healer in Arena... Man altho mahou sensei had the most HURTFUL ending story wise I actually enjoyed it, I guess im a sucker for the kawai main girl ( Holy crap, like hundreds of posts like this just came in Make noise? good question i believe he can't have a hand like BB because the amputation is up to the shoulder...imagine having metal in your shoulder socket I think.. when a player gets banned xp remained in the clan. So 578b are 2800 players with 200m xp how do they decide who gets blue side? coin flip? higher seed? I am not sure if this is true or it is a troll Better gay than a racist Whoof it look's so fancy man why do u even care about chat ur there to watch the game not the chat As a guy that's new to even this sub, I had no idea which ones in their lists were real brands and which ones were supposed to be the mistakes! Everything looks the same to me... Whats wrong with Nostalgia Critic? Holy shit, the markers. why people still using markc 12 mins. I wonder if the colorblind question was an AC? it said to put yes if you were colorblind.... but some people might be... I put no b/c I'm not colorblind... Why is this downvoted The stunt doubles wear Scarlett Johanson masks!?!?!? I'm 5'8 and 150 lbs I think.. you're very skinny But... My notches are on F and J... And I never knew I had notches. Back 3? NO ONE CAN ENTER Can I click this without being put on a list. dickbib? Nipple scrub?? Where do you work, this place sounds magical. I think I only stated one definition but if we want to get into semantics.... "I've been touched by your kids.. And I'm pretty sure I've touched them!... Why is there no one on the server There are famous Bulgarians? I was a size 12 when I started and im down to a 6, im 22/F/5'2" and I drive a black dodge dart. Good heavens I'm sorry, but egg-cartons taped to the ceiling *aren't* tacky? I like the idea, but... What the hell? The Spanish flag decal is NOT the current Spanish flag but one used until 1931 With the bra thing... I actually don't even usually wear a bra. How'd he get banned? I suddenly have 3 million more NP on hand than I should. Beard trimmer works really well! (Tried a safety razor - once. I don't know what you mean. The real developers of NMS are Hello Games That helps, thank you! My bottle is completely full. 1k Goosers in 14 days? Sick! That's about 71 Goosers per day Wait , how fuckin much ? Yep, Manx Gaelic. When I was.. I guess 5 or 6 I swallowed a large marble. I don't know why but I liked to put things in my mouth and chew on them still He won't touch anything again Really? Early game? Really? What the fuck? Ladybugs. Those things are adorable, brightly colored * armored tanks* and they have no mercy. If they were big enough, they would slurp us up like aphids. Reddit found me. They popped up on mah thread WTF How long ago was that? He's been updating every weekday since I started reading 3-4 years ago Teleport hacks? You have no life Maybe his Patronum wards em off I do not remember the Tajiri/Little Guido/Super Crazy one.. OMFGchad I am waiting on 6 Zoyas from their sale and a customer from Reverie, once I get those I'll officially break 400. From under 25K to 100K in a week? When people said Internet in the US was bad in many areas, I was thinking of 5-10mb. But certainly not that No kidding... what the hell is going on with these comments. It's funny because this post would be filtered too I saw the hat and thought 'could be worse'. Then I saw the boots Your eyes are silver omg That is absolutely fascinating. I didn't realize Tylo was so huge Sounds like it. This Family Does it actually taste carbonated after that??? Will this work for my half empty cans of Diet Coke I always leave sitting around? ÞÓR! That was creepy I seriously hope they can make it 60fps. Everything would look and feel so smooth. Imagine huge battles in the rain in 60fps You... forgot that you bought an iPhone 6? Yeah, I noticed this too. I don't know quite what you mean, can you explain? HP fire is better than HP rock is what you are saying? *opens mouth* ........ *closes mouth* Hmm. Isn't it scary as hell when he's staring at you like that? How do you know he's not gonna bite? Leeches? Oh god, I read that as 'Elephant Stew' How creepy would it be if this was really what was in the basement. Like Grisha purposely had Mikasa's family killed so that he could have her for himself +500 vision This happens ALL THE TIME. Its super irritating, especially as a female rep. At this point, working there for 3.5 years, I always preface "is there anything you DON'T want me to see in here?" before I transfer anything?! Most people are courteous enough (and obviously private enough) to say something, but I cannot tell you the amount of times I've had creepy, nasty men mumble "nope" and then I see huge schlongs. Are those boobs? Never gonna happen I'm afraid. Those things prove too intense on almost all systems to implement. I remember them on test server, my frames per second dropped from 60 to 25, and I wasn't on Ultra settings back then JESUS CHRIST I think I just saw a ghost! It sold for 1 1/2 exalts almost 1-2 hours after I posted it up I'm very happy that the Sunny doesn't talk like that Plot Twist: What if you're the guy that's doing all this and that's why you have all this info? Not only do you want YouTube money, but you want reddit karma as well with this elaborate story of someone (yourself)! Didn't Doublelift pick TPA to go through groups because their region could scrim against the Korean teams? Why did he just call them an undeveloped region today? You're a smart person, I'm 5'9"....I've seen things 13mil points for Terminus I did something like this but less traumatic. I'd seen an infomercial for a safety can opener, and to prove that it made sharp cans safe, they showed a woman drag the cut can lid along her arm - no marks at all! Simple little me assumed this was the case with all aluminum can lids, and proceeded to try with the lid from a can of green beans my mom was cooking that night. Thankfully my dad spotted me and got the lid away before I started applying pressure halliday's arm = ...WUT Just out of curiosity, why would that matter? No one is reporting anyone on the Internet So, uh, how is it pronounced? It is included I believe in one of the videos and I thought that was pre TGS. Whoa, I was gonna name Knuckles either Steve or Greg. Midflight? At least they got the iPhone 6 section right How can Abraham get you aggravated? Does that mean he doesn't like her body? Is it a sun beam? Or is it a message? How bright is that red? Why not all three? Holy crap Clif bars are good. Holy shit. You just overturned everything I thought was true! Wat. What the actual F, mate? What does SAO have to do with this? I've been a Moon Guardian for years and most of the time Goldshire doesn't leak out of Goldshire. Most of the time. *shudders* Trench coat, wae? That was... blunt... WTH is that Lol, "Floor...such cooling on genitals," mines does the same kneecap fetish maybe Maybe I'm crazy, but I see a hair. i don't think i lost any rares Daamn girl logic Seriously. This seems like it could be used as a torture device Wtf I had one of those too... Holy shit... That Raf Simons. Annie is legal if Zilean uses his time warping powers on her Dunno about the guy above but weight loss does feel like a cheaty way to get faster. I started running almost exactly a year ago - 23 min 5k down 17:40. Also lost 30 pounds in that period though You just ruined hand shaking for me forever.. Plus, wut Dyrus is such a beast on Rumble Where was uzi when TSM went to go shake their hands? Uzi's chair was empty I don't get the whole #still a complaint bit that someone added. I didn't complain about anything. Yea I never understand that "doesn't look like an FF game" nonsense people like to spew like uhhhhh pretty sure every FF game has been different So you like his neckbeard? uhm... why didn't he just scoop to you (since he would have gotten first anyway)? LVG unsatisfied with Rooney's play as a striker so he's playing him as a 10 When did terrans have to learn how to split their units when CHASING after smaller zerg force? What tanks do you know that don't dish out damage? 17 what?! There wasn't anything to get Yeah, thats definitely good, but Im still curious how so few people are actually leaving the game, so that 2000 people to leave take more than 10 hours? I can't pick favorites with this guy. All of his stuff is great. Maybe grand theft ecstasy Hmm, interesting for sure. I wonder if they'll include in their drivers the option to mirror the sound for another device John... Is that you? I would argue that if you think about it this is actually more disturbing than the original. Bestiality, midget sex, and worst of all, the fact that Rocko out of all characters is doing this to a little boy LMAO. I got 20 upvotes for " So, what's going on TSM? Because inclinations to be violent are usually outwardly visible upon *looking at or approaching* someone... I play an online game in which AP and AD are Ability Power and Attack Damage. I'm not confused... I didn't realise it's our away game. Or is it? WHAT THE FUCK TSM? Yep. It also depends on the game. It's ok to have +/- 10 people in some very rules lite game. PFRPG? Damn, imagine 8+ Summoners facing a horde of druids... ...Is this going to be, like, 12 hours long then? Why are you so mad? I don't know who that is... DON'T FUCK WITH US GABEN it's like: Dude..I've been saying it as "maybe say die" this whole time What. I've probably never seen a sink with more than one handle Why did you leave him in range? you did say blue move So I know that Shiva is coming out, but which beast tribe worships her? Is it only me or everyone on this Thread has a 3Dmax flair I would have let you have all you wanted, but these are more popular than I thought Actually I wanted him to die since i first saw him. I spent 45 minutes looking at Colorware last night Im here now What are you talking about? SRD has always taken sides. Even during the days of Laurelei and Robotanna. SRD was always on the consensus that they were crazy. The only time SRD runs neutral is when it involves drama that many users have no invested opinion on. Like those scum who eat their steaks half cooked tbh for all the hype namei got before the wc he is awfully average. Doesn't even come close to worldclass adc aka UZI, Imp or Deft. don't know wether he chokes or all other chinese adc suck that he shines Damn. How exactly does one ship a married couple? It's so creepy that 8 months on he is right Subliminal advertising~ I saw an average commute time of 95 minutes in California Wow, defense. when in doubt, run the wrong way... Did... Did we just have an interception work out for us...? er, wrong again? Launch drone strikes at ally Qatar from the American base in Qatar Who's FL You never played a Zelda game before WW HD? Yes, thanks! I edited it out. Don't want to be the cause of awkwardness thanks to my mistake ALL THE FLOOF! > And they show his pixellated chinko. I bought y so I could do a playthrough of how I think my gf would play pokemon xD I haven't gotten around to playing it so i am barely at the first city "mejinarco", imagínate, si los mexicanos somos narcos, ¿Cómo llamaríamos a los colombianos? ... Did they have ski masks on their face by any chance too? Watt: "Man a lot of people wanna marry me. I touched it as soon as I finished reading it. Didn't even think about it. Guys. I need a contingency if it's a girl.... Could seriously watch this all fucking day; think I'm hypnotized What was their reaction? She's the one who told them about the raid. It all makes sense I can download it too from the Battle.net Launcher, but I don't have Beta access.... What is this I don't even... Ooooh I like it! :D Also what are the coords to it? 1:01 the twin on the left of the video is trying to talk ZNA 50 Black?! yea didnt expect that either If theyre guys you dont know they are either intentionally or unintentionally AMOGing you (aka trying to lower your value, dissuade you from getting the chick or otherwise cockblocking you) or doing some gentle ribbing. Though, it's more likely the former than the latter because most people dont go that far on someone they dont know. I really dont know how to counteract this since in general most guys carry a bros before hoes code even for strangers. Though, Id suggest if the attention isnt on you agree+amplify, embarrassing them with a one-up (if your quick enough), or if it wasnt particularly funny to the crowd at all giving a "wtf" squinty face посмотрел до 40 секунды, раньше что еще хуже было? Yes, far more noble than that canned triumphalism "Look how patriotic we are" crap spewing out of SGI, but *out of all the SGI songs*, I found that one the most tolerable. Now? Not so much where can I get one? Does sickbeard actually download the new episode for you? You'll understand me not asking any further questions... My goodness, that is beautiful!! Yes, yes yes! And that price It took a lot of self control not to say something like, I need a quarter of cigarettes... That makes it okay then Why is this sitting on top of an expensive analytical scale? Woah. I've never seen a set-up like that. i have the weirdest boner right now Stop playing against bots? Where did all these angry people come from Tell them £90.... You thought Jiggly would get cut Sir, I think you have some issues you need to sort out, off of the internet. Mod a PS3 to run at 60fps? nice man, 32 carries..... Are you all talking about the pain of a yeast infection or monistat one? Map 18 was a fun ass map Yeah, I uploaded the image, copied and pasted the thing into the stylesheet, set up AutoMod, and gave it the update that you typed out. Have I missed something? FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!!!!! I can die happy now ...you must love anguish and drama So much space Also, did you know there's no law that says you have to pay taxes? It must be really messy when he gets a cold... Your the only result for it on google now my family drank like 6-7 gallons a week between four of us... mostly three, because mom doesn't drink much milk. I thought that was normal. I was placing the reading level on when I read it. I guess I shouldn't have. It's Ziggs The chest, arm mail, and robe are the armor, and unaffected by any shaders. I was like, really? I'm conflicted, I know that this kind of sleepwalking happens (I remember a case a couple years ago where a man accidentially raped his ex while sleepwalking! I'm wondering the same thing I was confused What has been seen cannot be unseen... TIL the same thing that my family is very strangely normal compared to this thread. I knew this world is messed up but never to this extent. scared for life now That's impressive. This is almost exactly how the last season went down, except I'm playing the role of Izzy and DJ is playing the role of me. I found the invincibility pass just like Izzy and made it to the final 3 where I won and had to make the decision of who to bring with me. Except that means the person I bring with me wins this final challenge... That hulk smash 2000ml from a straight cath. And I got 3.5L from an NG insertion I have no idea why somebody would downvote this I'm surprised no one has asked for Ra VEL yet im such an idiot about this stuff against climate change? can someone explain to me how that's an issue Which shows though? I haven't seen a single new Zombie show considering it can take over 10 turns there's no excuse What the actual fuck happened here o_o whoa when did this happen I did that the other day! Been on D3 ever since... A horse? Hain!? What do I need to be jelly about? Spending money on a cellphone game? I wonder how many of us just tried to smile while putting emphasis on not moving our eyes you are not normal Colbert is moving to CBS?!? I keep forgetting how tall day9 is until I see photos of him next to other people, can't tell from the daily With the appropriate expression of bafflement and disgust no less. What no patch this week too? Oh god.. Whoa. As a huge lover of hypnosmut, I'm elated to see sleepymaid doing dota content. There was a scarf? What does the image have to do with this? He also gives you glimmer Ritalin. Makes. Me. Horny. Whatever that stuff is, I don't think he should apply it without gloves or another form of protection. Yeah im not sure either. Does this mean ZE:A has a degree of control over Nine Muses? that's why i'm holding off a bit. Dunno anything about it either, should I just do one on this sub? Not if you are short, muahahaha. But that's not me right now. 32?!?! Why is this comment so downvoted? defuq did I just read... Those 970 cards though... damnnn. I want to build myself a new machine too it looks like they're trying to start an NPM vs bower-duo war This dude is a charter member of reddit and moderator of 19 subs. Wind was blowing in though. The flip perspective of this makes me laugh , what if instead of us fapping to anime/hentai characters , they fap to us. I hope you mean "apologetic" Never thought i'd get a boner over wario There IS a bounty for TLW? I thought there was only one for Thorn, hand cannon-wise...? What did I just watch? Criticise *is* the British spelling. Wow dude...I'm a Malwai myself.... Haha I was legitimately so confused for a second there cos I was like "I don't have a flair.... TEN PERCENT? What country do you live in that you can afford to spend another 10% of your already high restaurant bill? I didn't have the SP, but I had an Xperia T (pretty sure the SP is a T re-released as the midrange sibling of the Xperia Z, itself the successor to the T) which I never actually rooted. I just unlocked it and flashed CM. \\( I thought Rumia was Marisa the whole time Well, for what it's worth, we were later informed that the girl who ratted out the "wannabe girl" might also not have been a girl. I had epileptic seizures while watching it I was just thinking the same thing That just blew my mind At the train station...we all run at the train station They actually do this in Japan. Fill the tub with hot water, and bathe according to hierarchy, from Father to youngest child. If there are guests, they go first "...and listening to country music" seriously? "hadn't seen fifth element" If Pathfinder is the bastard child, what is 5e? The other bastard child? Because they're pretty much exactly the same. I am absolutely hyped for the newest Borderlands game. Also seriously considering buying a WiiU just for the Hyrule themed Dynasty Warriors game that's going to be coming out soon. Can't really compare much with this video. All the comparison clips seem to be in different day/night-conditions and with wildly different events going on. Dante a zoner? I'm not saying to not do it, I'm saying to just take the part of the mod and put it in vanilla. My university campus Really? So someone due 8 days before me is going to have their baby in a month?? Ahhhhhh!!! you can do AR10 with mouse? Where the hell did the downvote brigade come from? I don't have issues with its firing speed. Pretty sure that's what happened with me - really doubt these lvl 20s and 10s can handle my team... i think whenever gosugamers has bets open for a game, they have done adequate research that each team can win..? I rented a house that had latches on the outside of the bedroom doors and a deadbolt on the outside of the attic door He had excellent penmanship... EXCELLENT. For one? Holy shit, which AH cluster are you on? That's double of what one APEX should cost.... When did Battleship get a cartoon!! Not your fault, I can only see the comment when I look through /u/Sofaroar's comment history, but when I click for the permalink on the thread it doesn't show up My old name/profile pic Sorry about that! It doesn't appear for me unless I actually browse through your comment history for some reason SKINNED DOG!!! Cannot unsee! ( *Atta~~boy~~girl, slugger ' srsly A non-melting sugar cube would not actually add any sweetness to the liquid it's in \.\_. -_- o_o 0_0 Why can't you do exactly the same thing the other dude did when he sold it to you? Oh my god, I think I finally got keto pee. I smell like a skunk! I've had to really reflect on self-care lately, as I've moved in with my boyfriend and I get kind of out-of-sorts when I'm alone now. Well kinda terrifying actually, Ive not got a lot of experience due to reasons and drawing this much attention is like playing a casual kick about and finding yourself suddenly in a stadium full of fans. Elementary school teacher, so the kids would have a decent experience of elementary school. ... That woman was unstable, and every kid noticed that why not paper? So what you are trying to say is that when someone says 'current', that doesn't automatically imply today, but rather a time in the past? *sigh* tbh I really hate micro-usb connectors because they're too fragile. I really wish microsoft would upgrade to mini-usb connectors in the Xbox One controllers because they don't disconnect at all (I guess they don't want to copy off of the PS3? Woah, you blew my mind with the grow-grain thing damn that was 2:30? I thought it was earlier If she was really for equality, shouldn't she have included penis cookies as well? Woah. I thought it was just a scene from the movie What would happen if you caught him with that golf club in his mouth? That back windshield wiper! What did you see? "Imagine if their internet hadn't died during NLB Spring" ...wait, what?? Was that why they played at the KT house Why the hell is the municipality paying for this? School Days had an official couple My devilsaurs and spirit beast never show up on my 90 hunter, but some of his other ones do. My lvl 30 panda hunter's cat always shows up though (but he is standing at an odd angle so his head is always hidden behind my panda's girth...... I assume since you're the bottom, he's a top. I've never heard of a top who's shy and needed to move slowly. in September? Didn't have my third My dad has a deck of Nintendo cards from 1980s and I thought that was old.. never knew that company was 125 years old Mine doesn't smell at all did you touch xPeke? Phew you give me some hope man! But 250k/month in a bar? I'm surprised I haven't torn my ACL playing pick up basketball or jumping up and down at concerts. And to think these are well-conditioned athletes Yep, I'm 42 and just got divorced after 20 years. I'm not afraid to ask for ID when talking to girls. ooc: Hehe. I'll try. Or maybe I won't just to bug you This is glorious, but... A 4 day teaser for a rework? Something's fishy I'm not a dev (yet) but the perk unlocks stay. And I'm pretty sure you should also get the pilot tokens... but how can you hit 40 in just 2 days? Looks really good! First versions had six piston engines only and they were pushers! Then they added four jet engines for good measure giving it 10 engines in total. You say that like it's a good thing I see a garage on the counter i have to ask... wtf happened 21 years before? Dafuq this post is 1 year old He's sad that other people don't like it, and emoticons are confusing. It's never too late did this get removed or what?... Oh Helix, I'm running out of time before ORAS! How about a storyline where Bane gives Hulk Venom? Yeah, actually How does that even work ..... I got vertigo in Minecrift with the DK1... but I am also easily immersed even by books and movies so perhaps I uh... just want to be immersed and thus sink into it with ease Yup, the interviewer's a bitch. I get this on only the left side too! Weird... Sorta massive? The cat I found doesn't have a mark on it's bottom lip, may be related though [I am not sad about L being dead, I guess barely anyone is sad about that. The way how Light made this whole scheme to get L killed was really amazing. But everything that happened after that couldn't compare to the epic first half. It was not as good and that is what the people are angry about. Light died because this lawyer made a mistake and that was the conlusion weird, didn't see you online I see a lot of people here run VM's. Might I ask, what for? What do you use VM's for? I have a basic idea of what a virtual machine is, like a sandboxie but functions more like an operating system. But, what are ya'll doing with them. Selling them as servers, or running volatile code or something? I would seriously contemplate homocide. OP, you have an artist to thank. OP, you have an artist to thank. Really? Hmm, that just seems really impossible, I mean, I know its easy to push air out through the anus but pulling it up must be quite a talent then, one which for an odd reason wish I had I don't recall getting pumpkin from either PSL or Kitchen! And I hear you on touchy pumpkin scents - they usually turn into crazy strong cinnamon on me How is Dawkins a bad example of an atheist? Because he's smug? The bible...though I'm sure someone has already said this...now that I think about it I'm not even sure who's perspective the bible is from.... What's the purpose of leveling up a LAN Smurf? Not planning on going. She's really creepy Ha! You are correct! Don't know why, but my brain just didn't make that geographic connection haha O-okay. Wait... What artist is this... Dude. that last pic! Hong Kong "Raucous, Tokyo street party-style fashion". ( Why's this man being downvoted I think the photos look great! I can only imagine what they'd look like with a different camera. WOW! wait, really? why? (> This explains why I walk around on my penis! Jesus *christ*, Julius. I.....really want that mount. lol a conversation board like Reddit is different I dare say.... but youtube comments are the cesspool of humanity oftentimes lol. Woah that's actually a really good idea oh my good god yes you do Just noticed your username. Something very similar actually happened in my health class I'm indifferent. Steam store designs come and go. v( Oh man! Thats so sick New guy here, what do you have to do to get a 10 hour sentence DAE hate Call of Duty But which one is the cutest? Wow Lo interesante es que eso.. en realidad es un wey Is this true Also just noticed your username! ( I'm not sure what the Qur'an has to do with this conversation at all. Read it as: Who could do a better blow job? Abraham Lincoln.. How the heck do you have Beau in your void Seriously you think that's rape? Diretide? It's like you've read the ending of the story I had in my mind. Which I haven't written yet. Creepy. I haven't seen game of thrones, so I can't relate (also because this is a non-issue for me) but that sounds like a strange thing to spend much time on in a show. It's downvote central up in here Is that how it's said? The best part of this is she wasn't even drinking the water, she was bathing in it. It touched her skin. ( It kinda reminds me of the packaging for a sex toy I just ordered 5 hours i am getting the same problem with rhino & juggs once again lately in MM even without colourblindness its sometimes hard to tell (especialy when they change direction due to lag or something like you discibed) i also remember that from beta ^^ which brings me to the question ? : i thought that was fixed back then in beta GAZ Not available in my country, what a weird world we live in... But ..... there's no GTX 980 ......well...that escalated quickly. The hype is real! Why is this the case, though? What do manufacturers lose by making them real? I had that same feeling. I was like... yeah, uhh I was joking too God damn Unemployed 18% Nope Why would someone blur his name anyway? Its not like its your real name or something...or is it?! Quite literally what's going through my mind essentially since that one patient bit that guy Same thing happened to our wall near an exterior window when we lived in really cold temperatures (ie. -40 for months), in a really shitty-built house. Our landlords tried to blame it on us, saying that it's probably because we ran a humidifier once. Ha ha ha this is awesome OP! Nailed it! Until I realized I have to open a new Tub today im 15 Why is this so unsettling Your asian legend rank has no number Oh geez, motion sickness, gonna puke! Why do people make videos like this Ok I don't feel so bad then...I'm at the gym now but I'm gonna buy these when I get home Oh wtf?!?! Is... is he part of the roster?!? What exactly are you trying to do and why are you only running 22 lands in a four color deck? What's up with the bizarre filter on this image? Well the one i use the most is Sktt1 Zed...does this mean i get fakers mechanics and skill level Why do you keep your eggs in the fridge? I'm in the same boat - one thing leaning me towards the OPO is a screenshot a friend sent me of his: 3 days 6 hours on battery and he was at 14%. With no charging. ( Ooc: How is this a fail? It's awesome I will never look at a hedgehog the same way again. Roman Polanski? [](/octaviayes) ...Hi, Octavia. Looks like he's sticking to the glass I haven't played a wrestling game since sega genesis or something Quorn is not vegan? Did it? Me ? Getting downvoted ? oooOooo I did not know that JTL was implemented as well Someone is a Bitmad Ikr? Me too lol Holy crap, really?! Thanks for the science! Just spent a solid 30 seconds trying to touch the arrow in the top left of the picture to go back on my phone and wondering why it wasn't working I do not wear a trench coat but I may be a running man Ummm I do not honk my horn twice but I hit the Lock key on my remote two times. I think this is an ocd thing Ok... I read this title out load and my fucking boyfriend said: "take his boot off your head?" Guess who is NOT getting load tonight... That giant creeper is the stuff of Steve's nightmares. I think the people who started defen the ap cary weren't even LoL players. Austin: go to Rainey St. Frequent the Bangers Sausage House and Beer Garden. Try the Poutine. Yeah if you pay over payment hub with bitcoins ! I always thought and heard that NATO was actually a defensive organization Please don't buy steam, please don't buy steam. Jesus, it has 4 TR3s? I didn't even remember that. It'll be a beast. It would, significantly. That Meanwell would be fine. But why in the hell do you want a 60A output? Why isn't everyone selling their votes then? thats what link is holding When I read *I take it you like what you saw ;-)*, I got this look on my face By offering up internships to college students, who then contacted me, met me, and murdered me What does this have to do with computer science? Not for my wedding, but for my friend's this coming Saturday. I stayed up until 1 AM etching shot glasses for party favors. Not quite done, as there are 250 shot glasses to etch ( Whats wrong with Emma Watson's speech? Ok. I'm curious. What IS that flair? Draws better than me... That bass is bigger than the girl playing it messed up... There's a lot of them! If By "Henery" your mean the former Eagles kicker, then Holy shit! That's the biggest mark up I have ever seen on a basic ego starter kit > Try the Poutine. I just saw my first TED talk today Weird thing, flashed phone with Net Hunter and now I can't change the wallpaper at all. Anyone have this issue? Live Wallpapers work but nothing static will ....isn't that *The Rise of Darth Vader* or whatever? You used a phone webcam to record your screen? I think yes. My parts look prettier, the support structures are incredibly helpful (and easy clean up!), and they have a ton of in-depth resources to teach you how to become a power user. And it slices like lightning. That looks *nuts*. Like a P-38 with two cockpits. Looks good to me from here.. wtf did i read 40-60% of global elites are cheaters? Can you really have licensing issues with a silhouette of a skyline? All this for a variant I'm bisexual & mine are the same length too more along the lines of " My first time ever making a gif and i thought i nailed it. I sent the type of direct link like you would with Imgur (meaning no misc. other stuff on a page), i don't see the problem It says I can Add to cart?? Me too. Is it the mother kangaskhan Wow, I can't believe Yata is back at 1. Sultana? The Sultan's wife? God damn You're calling people who bought the first halo, kids? Holy shit, how old are you? They are really against Assad regime! WELLL I made a snack last week of almonds that I dipped in butter. I ate it like a frigging dip You have an artist to thank. Yes they did Human male thighs.. like ...THEY'RE NOT NORMAL! Yup. I have heard (anecdotally-only) people claim that the prisoners thing may have been, in part, because the animals were typically ground up, shell and all, before being fed to them -- I can't back that one up, though it would certainly go a long way toward explaining their dislike of the stuff very nice job bro. I just was blabbering about it on IRC the last 5 minutes to a bunch of people Says the macaroni man Your fist post? Mom logic: don't say "hate". My mom, "oh I H that!". Me ¿Qué? surprises me at how low these are going for on ebay currently I hope not... How have you been driving it then? Wouldn't that be completely illegal? Why? Ah true... He was around just recently on set I think. I bet someone big dies though... Wow. You could've been naturally selected Wait a minute.. The top poster meg703 has a similar story just from the wife's side. Are you related? No way... It is my dad what the fuck did i just watch Minnesota has November playoffs in a totally open air bleachers stand. 20...inches? You have a 20 inch ribcage? It did happen, though I'm not sure why it makes me an idiot? I guess the walls are just thinner than I anticipated...the desk is also right by the wall which I didn't think about. Idiot seems harsh though Is that /r/deepintoyoutube in the background? My god dragonian blood sounds amazing ** I like Providence Park but man the stairs here are death traps. Steep and no handrail. Nearly broke my teeth twice going down. Would hate to be drunk here. Chi made a " Whoa. I just noticed I got gifted. I got an email like 4 minutes ago from UPS saying I have a scheduled delivery. Not to be a cockblock or anything... but why did you make a trailer, for a.. faction? TIL: MSI means Micro-Star International I'm an internet nerd wahh when is that released just wondering.. what is your gear? O_O and why do you have poor accuracy It was a frightening experience, a twist to the story. I never cease to be How the fuck did you win a superbowl with wins like that? holy hell- what did I miss? 120 downvotes? ...you were soloing T6 bounties and you're calling them the nubs? ...Wait, wait, Blackwell runs on Android? WHAT?! But I got a Swinub in a Dream Ball just now. I thought it was yours. Sul serio il croque monsieur? Uh... Why is the girl on the far right so excited? You know what, if that happens I'll probably come down to check it out too. I'll have to save up for a year though. what? no, the only thing it doesn't sound like is may we be safe from evil. Is his asshole bleeding? Like reddit doesn't have terrible comments as well I read here and there comparisons with Super Arcade. Keep in mind that Super Arcade is super far from LA (I was seriously surprised when I went there once that I had to drive almost TWO FUCKING HOURS - thanks LA traffic - from my Venice Beach hotel I think you may have mistaken me for someone else What OS is that? Yeaah. You know we can already say it's bs.. I mean for me playing other F2P Games with their marketing it all seems like the same. Some easy some plain some out dam ridiculous. This isnt the only game with a lottery system. An in some regards I wish people would yolo an give us everything because a game is for fun and never dam well know when something bad happens an could not enjoy the fullest or miss out on something fun. Many many many reasons..to bad things aint perfect or go the way we want it 4K 120Fps with Crysis 3 at Ultra Settings.... Judging by your flair I'd assume you'd be happy First of all, come on, gotta list categories and number of teams in your league if you want accurate advice. Second of all, do you play in a 4 team league? How did you manage to get Crosby Malkin Karlsson Subban AND Quick? These guys go in the first and second round in most leagues Is counting out 100 Army Men really that hard for you? The 780 I bought a month or so ago is now $100 more expensive Welp, I first thought the male character is Berthold but then I realized that it is Eren So these characters from the movie there are also in the bible?? omg omg omg, this just reminded me. If they're doing the pumpkin spice this that and the other thing that means count chocula will be on the shelves soon RIGHT?! That's kinda... freaky What have *I* done with my week? It just bugs me out a bit that in space missions, the materials used are literally gone. I suppose you can say the same of fuels used in general, but, they remain here in the atmosphere and don't literally reduce earth's mass. imagine morgana with a faster spell spell projectile Not sure if directed at me...? If so, I'm not trying to come off as insensitive? Wait, where's these chests you can open? I just pictured the Harry Potter spider Which Canadian Tire? I had this, all four of my wisdom teeth grew in sideways Damn, I need to make a char from the other faction, row it across to my faction, and use him to steal everything laying around! hmm~ thats weird, I got an error too at the end -_- well, I still got the baby! Thank you very much! That's even better than the OP. That flair... ( I try not to let it bug me, this person's life must be insanely sad and lonely to say these things to deliberately hurt people. Psychos A lot of quilts lately How do you go through the mechanics of it? Do it while they're standing? Even more confusing considering Nergal created you, and had you kill the parents of your alternate self. This movie has already been shot.....and is in post production. Question not as cringe-worthy as the answers... Huh I think there's something wrong with me...... cause I found that completely ADORABLE!!!! I would probably buy endless tools + exchange some extra gold to get all the home instance nodes... I literally never ever thought of clever things to say at school to sound cool while sitting in my home while i was in highschool. So is Ishmael Venom Snake or is he Poisonous Snake? Whats wrong whit your eyes ? Iactually asked riot support for a 30 game chat restriction.... Would i get the rewards or nah.... Oh okay then... Apparently I match two of them I am by no means a hat expert, but how do people manage to mix those two up. What did you make the original Aerith in this game? my eyes are normal O_o. Kind of... Okay not much... But your eyes are small Where could I get a cracked version please? Wut. :O On the right it says Norn Ele which it should be. Fixing... i dont know exactly what it was but I know now that exotic bounties have like 6 steps that get harder each time. i dont want to know I thought you can't get monster drops if it was full? At least that's what happened to me last time i got near cap... I mean, yeah that's pretty crazy, but it still seems to take some considerable amount of effort to bend the Iphone 6. My question is how fucking tight do your jeans have to be to do that? MTE. Sometimes, you have to say... That was *really* stupid, even for him no drugs, promise. It's just started yesterday night. Woke up to a feeling of multiple insects crawling on my skin, but no insects were there. I couldn't speak for that experience. Fuckin' Hell I really want to know what shader that is if it is any I didn't realize one of the colors was blue what I love you... On a side note - when did you guys get your first 3 star max lvl rainbow? I just got one from B7 Magic Ooooooohhh... this much Well maybe if you try changing your early stuff, and getting an early core item maybe It looks beautiful! I was like My MIL was asking me why I am still keto-ing when I really haven't lost much weight after 2 years. I looked at her like What ? The Kimono Girls! that's a thing? Or a preference for large, hairy men. Who had to clean the shit up? Even better, let's add expansion packs that each have 3 missions and 1 strike in an already limited universe. That's like a single-serve box of Froot Loops getting an expansion with 3 more Froot Loops in it when the game was hyped up to be a Costco-sized box of Froot Loops. Shit, I think this whole time I just wanted some Froot Loops. God is real dont have aipom but add me anyway? i need ghost pokemon USE YOUR THUMB LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. It's a controller. NOT a fightstick. or Freudian slip! No What the hell did I miss? Huh? Who are you and what do you want? My guess is some 'monster/demon' that Lira can see. OP states that they were playing & Lira suddenly stops to ask her mom what happened to 'weird face'. there are people besides me online ? the two 4s are pretty mediocre, imo Im same man That... sounds freaking awesome. holy money [ Why... why would that bother her? So that's how they harvest the male tears When I said "order", I meant buy. Buying local (and in stock) is the best option, it cuts out an additional ~2 months with a form 3. IF you must order, do it using the Silencerchop direct. You will have the additional ~2 month wait time with the form 3, but they do all the work/tracking for you. Buying locally, in stock is the best option. Ordering through Silencershop direct is necessary if you can't find what you're looking for locally. But remember, only use Silencershop direct for items they show in stock. You don't want to go down the rabbit hole of backordering from them, that's two form 3s ~6 months added to the already ~ 8 month wait (That's 14 months IF everything goes correctly Sick pulls man jesus christ He asked if you minded before he did it. You minded, so he didn't. Perhaps he's not that dumb, and rather just used to less uptight people? Stealth technology! Who even looks behind the tires after a wash? I usually tip 25-30%, but there are situations where I don't. I had a delivery time quoted of 40 minutes once and it showed up a bit past the two hour mark. When I'd called the store they said they weren't sure what was taking him so long. When he finally showed he'd forgotten the drinks, sauces, and plates/napkins that were all listed on the receipt. ur madder than mad max Wow, sorry! I've been off reddit for a while. (Troll detox.) I did not! I waited outside barefoot for my boyfriend to come home. After that I did go back to sleep. Everything seemed fine in there unless I was alone Is this a real question? I mean... oh crap, I have to make another girl snoo This facility is a walk through with a ride element That's funny, my business was also featured in that article.... Paying daily for car parking at a Uni? You actually want Eric and behemoth? Are you singing a Justin Timberlake song, or is this a very strange way of telling OP's girl it's too late to pull out? Enrique probably just wants to confirm that he has no right to play in the first team. I'm just surprised it took him so long to sub Douglas off. When Munir and Sandro came on, I thought he would try Pedro at RB and take Douglas off and he stayed on You m-mean to s-say, Link isn't for realsies? ( dont do it Monstah..... you dont know what your getting yourself into....Trust me Well she was married to one, so WHOS READY TO GET BADGERED!!!!! Indeed. :( The devil seed!! That's fucked up Am I correct in guessing worlds won't be played on 4.17? hOLYSHIT DAT wUKONG Did Erez get banned? Because there is no more his account information here. I was just going to say. I have no idea what that bridge is, but it's not in Canada. I don't even understand why he would have thought Vancouver. Did he find the picture online and randomly write the first city that came to mind? Why would Vancouver be the first city he thinks of? He has obviously never been to Vancouver, or he would have known that this certainly is not Vancouver. How do you know they used that stock image in particular?? Staple......... ( We're way the hell south of Brockton and the stream is coming through fine. So...huh? What happened? Mother russia ( Holy shit you got Westermann! Awww I will get one I promise... then I have to go through my entire post history from the last two weeks to ask people to rate me Yea I know! I just mean now I'm not gonna sleep...ever.... dang 30 is kinda a lot I don't have a penis but why can't guys just catch it with their hand then wash their hands? Or some other body part Does that cop have two bullet wounds in the heart? No problem. I just didn't want OP to miss the conclusion... I know, it is bad and is everywhere. I am relatively new to the city and recently started taking public transit. I thought calgarians stink so much Blood and cum do not equate, my friend. And yes, blood does come out the same NSTP shirt and jogging pants from 2003 :) It's actually still the only pair of jogging pants I own ** O.o conspiracy...? Maybe there was never a comment to begin with.. Is it just me or does he look more detailed in UC 2 than 3 in those pictures Do soldiers really do that? That sounds like it'd be hilarious right up until it worked I don't remember anything except that Ephram and Emily dated each other, and I still remember the prolife vs prochoice episode pretty freshly in my mind.... And I watched that episode only once, which was 10-11 years ago. It will be a STEM exclusive? Caleb on Amber: "when I kicked her out" How many DeLeonists have you talked to? Can you name me some politicians that aren't? Where's a Flamethrower when you need one Uurgh Shinobu lost? Who is Inaba? One of the things that gets me the most is that she can't even pretend like she enjoys running. The way she talks about the marathon, it sure sounds like she's struggling to think of anything good about that day. Obviously then, the logical thing to do is to go and join one of the most grueling races on Earth did Kane Mitchell and Matt White get caught napping in some kind of qualifying process for this one? I like my coffee like I like my women, I don't like coffee Holy shit where does Jon Tron live? I saw the place and was like "That is a pretty nice place with cool stuff around" and then I saw out the window 6+, no bends, no regrets. screen's like And Christine is a grown woman... I want one for iPhone 6 PLUS. im on top 95% ?! Which medic? What vocals? i Know it's been said but gawd I want your eyes Holy shit, dat benchmark. Fucking christ, that blows away my rig by a significant margin. "Comp or nothing" - Kevy We might even beat TB to the top who the hell was his second round pick? Bear Grylls? Tick Tock, why is the clock so slow OMG che tonto Not sure if I believe that. How the fuck does that even work? Handlock, big surprise! Dude! Walking away ? My thoughts exactly. I'm terrified that these come in such sizes. What would we use kelp for? Making sushi w/ fish? I've been in quite a few fights in my life and I can't think of a single instance where I could have just 'walked away', especially since in almost every case I was already trying. Where on earth are you from where a fight is like some sort of discussion that you can just up and walk away from? Not a fan of the NFL! "After he tested positive for drugs during a routine traffic stop" Dragunov? I couldn't say... If we had, I'm sure I forgot immediately after, lol BBW? 175 lbs is 79 kilograms. That's like normal weight for a taller woman. Congratulations KOTLGuy! I've had the pleasure of working with him and he's extremely professional, friendly and respectful and just not your regular NA Dota douchebag (I personally believe that this may be because he's new to the scene 2 years~?) but I really hope he doesn't change :( I've always liked KOTLGuy from the start, he's helpful, non-judgmental and just overall a pleasure to talk to, etc. Well done BTS, you have seriously upgraded :) I know he's probably the most inexperienced but he works hard & I'm sure this would just motivate him even more to improve and perfect his craft that is casting and entertaining people! Oh wait, what..am I a KOTLGuy fan girl.... Is he really or do I kinda look like him? Group G with Bunny and Snute Improved Combat Blink My bad, corrected. So, the bots have taken over the Archeage justice system too? One hook He also predicted 9/11, so hopefully this time he'll be wrong. I did not until seeing this post. What 2nd Ascension, level 1000? ¡Hostiaaaaaas! No me digas Dude, I'm not into comics but even I know it's DC Comics Good point; there's always the chance that the guy who installed the panel might have forgotten to torque down one or more mains lugs! Seriously ? ROFLMAO @ 280. Not more than 245 ! Plus I talked to this guy. Not very friendly. He gave me a b/o of 300 poignant... someone at my uni found my DA over my shoulder and now thinks I draw "anime porn". Which he proceeded to say in front of 20 people in a tutorial class about 4 weeks later out of the blue WAITAMINUTE! I see no Hyrule Warriors on that list! We have a winner lol I forgot Bill Pullman is in that movie. This hole gets deeper and weirder I had no idea you could do this where did u manage to find so much space on Enla? Open relationships are different from poly relationships and not all poly relationships involve primaries Milk as a blonde... The worst bit is they're also a parent Do I know you As a straight female... all of the genderbends are disconcertingly attractive Isn't that discrimination for them to do that...? And naturally /r/politics jumps to his defense and anything negative you could possibly say about him is the Republicans' or the Tea Party's fault. What? arent analyst desk in singapore too You mean upscaled 1080p isn't the same at true 1080p?! I'm acting out Lord of the Flies in a gigantic Mcdonald's playplace. I haven't said they're true I haven't packed at all yet! I'm sooooo bad!! I've had a list written out for 3 weeks now, but we have yet to actually pack anything. I thought that "spawn kills" meant "killing from inside the spawn room". That's because heavier women get laid less often wait, are you a bot, or a human? I just realized I was born almost exactly 9 months after my mom's birthday. Umm....err....huh? Something, something, apple bug? If your tuna sandwich isn't fishy then I question your culinary prowess My goodness the don't even encrypt their passwords!?! Also, dentists try to make money where they can, and when they don't care, it can be a huge mistake. I've seen a dentist who wanted to retire doing really questionable fillings on very easy cavities ಠ_ಠ The associate would comment on how bad they were, but I could see them for myself not even being packed properly into the prep site. Very, very sad for their poor patients :( Bad dentistry at it's finest ( Dosen't seem to work for me i dont understand what this means, what does it have to do with shinies? I am intrigued now They...they stopped development? creepy Three fold? I get around 60-90 fps will that mean i get 180-210? Fair point.... If it pops up on HBO:GO I might just rewatch it... "Welcome to Hybridscape," what How do you gen pokes? im trying to start doing it but have no clue where to start.. Wow, you're right Ever thought this is your wife's way of saying "I'd be into a threesome with a chick" what is a satoshi? Yea, seeing as I play rhythm a floyd wouldn't be too much of an issue, I'm not going for a complete remake anyways. I've heard that people don't put floyd's on les-paul shapes for a reason, like they snap or something People are going to shit bricks when they lose their house there! I thought it said "A little piece of my finger broke off and it looks like a miniscule chocolate bar" and I was like How did they get a car! That's the most elitist thing i can immagine: Trimmed Comp on the Throne of Fame in the max guild of W48 elf city Bizarrely I happen to know just such a person. She currently owns her own scrapbooking business selling scrapbooking supplies, but she's said if she ever closed her business her dream would be to get a job at Walmart. We were just kind of I feel like I've seen you walking around in Nashville before I suppose you're right. Still, have you seen Dewgong's giant fangs? They do not look very friendly Oh. My. God. What. IT WORKED. I don't say this often about any pony characters, but Fluttershy actually looks hot! Holy fucking shit what kind of drugs did I take Evidently some seagulls realized there was an Eagle in their midst and are swarming it. Ja, det har jag frågade, men det var bara kolonien som sade att det var ok att testa för ett monad. På ett andra på götgatan måste man hyra för ett år! That is the worst outcome of an ingrown nail I have ever seen. Not even mine got that bad and I waited like 2 yrs to treat it....holy shit It's the second year in a row now coach allegation rumours have come out in the late finals. I'm thinking it's a ploy against hawthorn Did you pull out your phone and take a photo of the screen for this? other than wolves not yet, but the wolves will make you their bitch Well I'm not going to pretend we're a strong independent alliance who don't need no coalition. Goonswarm tells us who we're blue too, and some of the choices are pretty odd (SOLAR >O a side note, why are people disliking your replies did it ... did it kill him? normally i get mad at these comments but man that motel Yup! Waiting for lecture to end How do you clean the vivarium without dying? 2gb ram? How did you even manage to get on the bike for the second day?! I don't know why it was spelt like that either. I just noticed. la vache, les gamins dans le reportage de Vice its 720p Given that as far as I can tell from your flair you believe in a God who created and sustains everything that exists, who was incarnated in a form simultaneously fully divine and fully human, who died and then rose again, why would you possibly believe that those who have physically perished are not still alive with Him? I mean, that *is* a promise of the gospels (not necessarily the whole of it, but an intrinsic part of it). It seems like you should be suffering some severe cognitive dissonance over that. Ever since my grade 9 Spanish teacher, I have always had a thing for the hot teacher look How can anyone use this pile of crap sold as a "docking computer"? Ah, excuse me! I know that. I figure I had a panic attack due to how quickly my heart rate went up in rest. It was so scary though, random arm and leg spasms and couldn't keep my eyes on one spot Wow that mascara is globbed on there Smash 3ds and Pokemon. But mostly pokemon... I'm afraid for the intensity smash brings out in me for the disability it may bring to my hands as a result What kind of anime do you watch that the two don't often coincide? Not getting this one Yasuo had 11 hp right before the Orianna auto and caster minion auto hit him, but then Shyvana dies giving him the dangerous game restore letting him live with 7 hp before getting the knock up into ult. Are you serious? You are onto something I'll be doing this too! This will be the first time I've had Dr. Pepper in over 15 years I would've thought TNT would extend the times that the caps were available, cuz money. As is indicated in our wiki, all posts land in the spam filter until reviewed and approved. I just told you you were arguing and you argued with that, too. So you have actually considered this "Whatcha doin?" What if he's a double agent who's infiltrated Cinder's operation? What's her name? Story, Please??? Well...fair is fair I guess. He thought it'd be cool if Mark Hamill played Obi-Wan. did you not see how bad our defense was? Was this person actually her father?? Woah breasts That cheerleader That's a whole lifes worth of diabetes according to me. Is it weird that I also find it's cute seeing someone like that? there's no stove/oven? Sent! Hope not bcuz i just sent it 100,000 doge! I read the first book so far, so I know what is coming. Unless they completely deviate As do I, but still, Heartbreaking if true, but he deserves better. Then again, even if Honda makes one hell of a powerplant next year, McLaren has the same engine as the class leading Mercs this year and are doing worse than Ferrari. "Responded better to my commands then she ever had" what the actual fuck Turn the phone upside down? ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out ^^now. ^^ Tell her you want to show her your wukong stick Oh yeah, I forgot that bagnon can do weird graphical stuff. And as far as the icon goes, ok. But I've got my eye on you How the fuck do you hump air?? so the only reason you don't do it is because it is impractical The real question was why did you purchase that domain in the first place You think you're here on TIL to change people's minds? He just poked you? YOU: "Opie will be on TACS as a guest soon (verified)." ME: Is it bad that I find him delightfully attractive? Over-geared for T9? I don't like to show it so much as let it sneak in without her getting a good look at and she's like "holy shit this guy feels huge, WTF?" then she looks down at it like OMG that's so restarted! > Over-geared for T9? or Aureliano José, if you're really feeling it hairdresser As someone who doesn't understand baseball at all, that was not the most impressive sports video With Kevin Burkhardt "O_o" I can never unsee that. " It's not in English. I got my package today with eyeshadows all over jars, too. But...not that much Whoops the crawler that I built just found all those VR porn rooms... How do you not know how to? It was so scary! I really thought I was going to die You use keyboard hmm? I didn't get to asking what the original damage roll was as I was mid rift. Just saw the name and clicked on it and got all Let me just say how freaking delicious this Kombucha was!! Clean and refreshing to start with a brilliant sour finish. THE DETAILS! He looks like a typical, normal guy to me. Your *own* name you mean 4 Wait, what?! Girlaloo ka? Say my what? ..... but...nexus4 has no LTE Who says we *don't* have a military base? Wow Hahaha! Funny yung film tas magaling yung lead actress. I found another trailer on Youtube pero not the same movie. Mejo softcore. sOAZ gets caught so fucking often I was finishing a set of squats when suddenly couldn't get back up, there was something in the way I've never seen Rekkles look so good The more you know... Oh my god, this is awesome news, thanks for sharing! I'm not sure now if I should try that too or wait for my amazon.de pre-order to be shipped (whenever that's going to be)!? Oh wow! You know, I'm glad we haven't found the archeological evidence yet of hominids with swords, or of ancient cages. That game went so bad, I actually started to get ready for school kohi. US but the servers hosted in Canada Where!?! Bit horrified to think you've only brushed 4 times in your life till now. never thought of it that way For a second I thought it was a graphics bug As na European i drive manual. Can confirm, i can text drive, even texting with 2 hands, i use the legs to steer That second one My brother and I are both December babies and our fathers birthday is in March PLUS Daytona Beach Bike Week...we're bike week/birthday babies So exclusive, even the Google Street View car was denied. My yellow lab's name is Bella too Nico's eyes creep me out so much. Especially in the thumbnail Hmm. Sounds like my time in the music industry actually :| I guess things are the same no matter where you go. So much for my grand plans to have a job with reliable hours that will allow me to pursue my interest outside of work. I hope my oboro vortex didn't bug out. Unexpected error right after I finished it. Why do you think I may be "trolling"? Thank you! I'm working on getting everything together but my brain is just NOT FUNCTIONING this morning no matter how much coffee I drink Ah yes true true!! Let's hope it's short range then, otherwise SCP 173 is being sent into the past, who needs to worry about the plague when he's about Like I said, there must've been a damn good reason lol! Aggressive Blue and with an early lead? say whaaaat? Dang 54 summons for Azael This guy was talking about his place of employment, a morgue, and how none of the instruments were EVER cleaned... Holy moose.... This conspiracy runs much deeper than I imagined Well, Drebin also had glasses, could it be that Miller had a clone holy lol Oh. Well, that's much different. I would love a tutorial on how you do those waves! I think they should sell the actual notebook(s) they used at the end of the season. Can you imagine how much they'd make on eBay for that? My cousin. He is in his 30's, lives with his parents and collects yugi-oh! Cards and hentai. Also he has full dentures but no one will tell me how he lost his teeth. Last thanksgiving he told me I have a lot more padding on my chest than I used to when I was little. THOSE ODDS!! Some people think I have on here... I had no idea watermelon had so many calories Really?!?! Please say you're joking Nice choice of article, too No, waist is correct. Op is saying if it is below your waistline, you're desecrating it. On the other hand, if it's below your garbage, that's also probably desecrating it. Why would vaginal bleeding be a factor in a female-on-male rape case? Unless you mean dick bleeding, in which case Virginia for a couple months while my husband does some training, then across the world to Bahrain Did you follow me from the clockwork orange thread? Maybe you should actually play the game 685? Can they even arrest Byte? She's intangible. As a larger guy, I'd like to thank u/mrbojangelsishi and u/ First off, no. Second, which character was that? Absolutely agreed. Why on earth would you enter a thread about an episode you haven't watched yet? Are they both the same person?? OMG it's IRC Cat-Kin here! That was my reaction too Its beautiful Is this sh*t even serious? I'm amazed at how good this suggestion is. She said two different in both showings of the play Ott. Wait. They even share a birthday Is it strange if like, this last week I've been thinking about writing this same addon, and my jaw dropped when I saw your post? MY GIRLFRIEND WHOM I LOVE VERY MUCH I listened to the song on youtube and came here thinking everyone would praise the shit out of it, but i guess not 'Invasion Diarrhea' Meelo looks like he could be Bolin's son Holy balls that's amazing Oh wow. I honestly did not expect SPOILER to win Haha thanks man Ninja rolled 4/5 deadlystrike as well so not too bad awesome I look forward to AOE funtime. also, is creature handler still not 100% working? I want to collect all da cute animals Oh wow that was quick Tääl näkee aika harvoin suomalaisii It looks like the flight pattern over Ukraine when MH17 was shot down. The loading screens! I didn't mind them at first as they were short as promised, but to get to a community lot (and back) takes 4/5 mins I can't keep up with these acronyms, besides what's the difference between flashback friday and throwback thursday? Which one of them is into hentai? There are difficulties? Confession time; sometimes I don't use any soap at all What if she finds Toph's dead body instead? Both still pending approval. I never knew how long the uploading process is. They take their quality control pretty seriously Website? Sandusky Well... yeah... I'm just glad he didn't ask "when is the Black Garden?" the time paradoxes of sentient machines with organic brains traveling through time creating ruins in places long before they ever come to them is fascinating but not something I could have answered easily. Luckily time travel doesn't help against bullets.... unless the Vex already traveled to the future and won and all of our current attempts at freeing the solar system are for naught. WOAH The foreshadowing began with his segue into the story through "...the burden I bear every day." Are you really suggesting that a backyard breeder is a better, healthier option than either adopting from a professional rescue or going with a reputable (non CL) breeder? Godammit he needs to use semi-auto! that guy will never vote for more freedom because the only thing he knows is the cracking whip of his master on his back. anything other than that is oppression Communication is not a factor in how competent you are at your job? What the heck you made the same points as me but they liked you for it I actually had that exact same occurrence-- except then they cross the eastern mountains, and began pushing into the steppe. Nice Grenade No problem! I thought that a little positivity was needed, and now this thread has over 400 comments Damn Mino has an impressive singing voice considering how deep his voice is I was thinking about that when I wrote it! What's really surprising to me isn't that a cop shot someone without reason, but that's he's already fired and almost certainly going to go to jail. The fuck Didn't know they did ice cream. Ive had it since i started in may. LP 92-132? Peek of the Week pointing to a cockpit screenie. Usagi Drop is romantic..? I thought it was between a dad and a daughter > I remember when arcane boots 1st came out as well, how the hell did we play before it even came out Then how do you know its weed? a lot of people are saying its a great monitor but its just over hyped and cheap. Any reason why people might be saying negative things about it? You only use two screws on the mobo? The cannon does only 175 damage from what I remember, how underleveled you are, if you can't survive even one hit Wow - My parents used to have a dog that looked EXACTLY like the top one You removed your photo, so I had to remove your post. I didn't even know that room existed!! YOU HAVE TO HIGH EXPECTATIONS OF MEEEH D: The challenge is too great.. ~~Seriously have you seen the people here. They're all like speed ninjas. Like 1 minute in and there's already like 5 comments Fucking headshot came out of nowhere Holy sh*t... weird hive mind because I just searched the forum to see if anyone here had any experiences with Skin&Lab (specifically the Dr. Color series of products)! There's something to be said for being the first - I'll either survive, or wont be around to worry about surviving any more. Holy shit I wish I didn't listen to that I doubt she died that way. Wow this is good! Especially the stuff with Evence holy shit that's incredible I assume you drop any leftover bombs you've got somewhere safe first if you're planning to try that. Sno Cones? Stun Threshold Reduction now applies to spells. And yet, I believe this pump is made by Robert Bosch GmbH, a German company Relevant username... My eyes literally did this But it looks the opposite Someone should make this a gif where the cards are upvotes The best thing about it is there's still prehistoric animals living in more than one islands so you can possibly have a pet like a docile mammoth or a saber tooth or a raptor... THIS IS One of the best games I ever saw Yep...they do. I was playing her and was like " I thought you meant she is ten... Blue LED light in my ex-speakers I was getting bored.. Almost fell asleep.. Then it happened You should try P.T.; its more beautiful, for the same points; in a completely different way. What if he knows and he's demanding she let him ride her rather than asking? what? How do any of those connect to this topic? I said it in jest first, but seems like you really need to calm the fuck down And the chosen undead was banished into the undead asylum fun Sometimes it happens to me randomly, and there was one time thst I stuck and Castana on my back Soooo The return of Noodle Because... it... bows... in an L-shape? Why are you wearing a black helmet Interesting NPC's alone is like 3GB I couldn't understand what they said but Russians have weird humor You farmers are self destructive. You find a loot cave and then repeatedly post about.....resulting in the inevitable patch and shutdown of your cave... its not just a recolor Oh my god, I was just like Well, I was less than 100 kills away from my SAW auraxium. SOE )> I couldve sworn you were talking about jerking off... you know, like, "On my way to visit the five sisters." Only one question... Why is this post tagged NSFW? Removed as a virus for me What is it with the internet and hating Nickelback? Yeah, I work overnights at Disneyland. Used to have to ride that haunted mansion elevator by myself sometimes... 4-8 damage Me too, if it makes you feel any better. incredible! Oh god, if Mina's spectral body can block skill shots... 775 now I totally agree with everyone else here, but I'd like to add my two cents as well. Pleeeease, be a practicing clinician for a few years after your get your masters. Too many PhDs are there because they hated clinical work. The research base is often out of touch with clinical practice. Work for a few years, write down your research questions (trust me, you'll get a lot because you'll see the gap. I frequently have lit searches turn up nothing for particular issues I run into. However, I can easily find the formant frequencies for various /s/ sound distortions That second head jerk and wide eyed look kills me. Laughing hysterically here. Not the dumbest but the sickest thing I heard a child do...A friend of mine was working at a daycare when she saw a little girl digging under her skirt, she pulled her finger out with something white and slimy on the end of it. The little girl put it in her mouth and ate it. That's weird. It should be saving on the internet... ¯\\( Then I might have suffered from the dreaded "I-can't-go-sailing-to-the-next-dangerous-island-or-I'll-die" disease Maraad has been my favourite character in WoW since his first appearance (his BC trailer is the reason I started playing), and I was so excited when he was actually put in-game in WotLK. He *still* is my favourite lore character (though Velen is up there too), but.......my goodness does he ever swing his hammer stupidly. I got a 7....apparently Im a little vain.... i secretly play cod but pretend to hate it on /r/gaming so people think I'm a hardcore gamer Sigh... People will do anything for their 15 minutes of fame. Origin from Steam Our only remaining weakness is special teams. I never actually snorted it. In fairness, you can say the same thing about hard-boiled eggs. What insults? I never thought of making bulletproof chai. I must try this! On a side note, my phone tried to autocorrect chai to chair... But...But I *am* a normal. Aren't I? I have some things to think about... O_o Crystal? What is that thing Yours ISN'T? What high school are you going to that they teach you that? Nice! I have arachnophobia. However this post did not disturb me, for whatever reason At first I thought "Oh, another doofus jumping onto someone's hood", then I saw him repeatedly headbutt the windshield... This worked for me also. Read your comment, switched back to the launched and lowered it with the minimize button, made the sound and enable the play button instantly. The river + jimmy he whispers, by manchester orchestra! Also your username Just WOW wierd, wonder what happened, if you give it back I can see if i sent the wrong egg Really? I thought 4 was auto drop along with gem + frog WAT I completely understand where you're coming from. I'm another almost-30 gamer geek, and trying to find anyone to date does not seem to be working all that well. I don't really enjoy the bar scene at all, and most of the women who I've dated in the past few years might as well have run away screaming when they found out that video games are my main hobby. Are all of the geeky women just hiding from us perhaps? How did that even happen She's a hell of an 18 year old girl at least. (> But wait, how you read that then? I wonder if he'll mind making on with 65mm interaxial, that's what I'm interested in Holy Fuck! This. Not to mention the transphobia and transspeciesphobia. Any time I mention I'm a black cat-kin girl on reddit I have to brace for the flood of downvotes. It's 2014, we shouldn't be oppressed for our lifestyle Ah, sorry, I just checked them and all of them are english my God, the more you scroll down, the more it got...superb Wow, this person is really judgmental Never doubted it for a moment I did too.. Keep watching it gets better.. though I have to say episode 1 of Bebop is quite good so maybe it's just not your type of show? Wow it feels weird saying that Hahaha thank you! Sometimes I get accused of wearing mascara... Hobgoblin Martial Training is nuts. Like, super nuts. I know it's hard to adapt them from the MM because they don't really have any special ability OTHER than that, but that's an insane ability to me When Riv says, "Furor boots," it sounds like he's saying, "fuhrer boots." That's what I said, why are you saying no? yeah.. I heard one person has given out over 250 of them over there Wow, it is? Is that a Dalek? So much to try to do within an hour and a half. Is that ice or a gigantic piece of salt? Chris looks uneasy in his interview But there is nothing NSFW in it............Just a man in a hot dog suit thats not chocolate... Maybe it is Thank you! Two down, only... My only one Men use tumblr Me too Look for it near your 'f'... I know, right? And I feel like everyone here is amazing at tightlining except me! Sigh, so many struggles :'( Could it be that we just have..really oily / wet eyes? I stopped watching two weeks ago .... wtf happened in aldnoah.zero in the last two episodes. why is he doing this 70? It wasn't heresy, it was a practical thing it looks like a little piece of insulated wire When will I get lucky? ..idk if i can do that By 'this article' you mean three girls making out?? Ive found one in my ass when i was wiping. I thought I would brave this thread at 2 am before going to bed, but upon seeing the thumbnail, I noped right out of that video. I'll watch it in the morning....and try not to think about it now... Whoa you're right If you are tired of shooting stuff, this might me the wrong game for you?! And you still get people saying game looks bad Separate isle for each size? Yes...yes..yes it was... You do realize OC has to come from somewhere, right? just realized that he looks like M S Dhoni with long curly hairs... Lol wut Did you even read the comment that you were replying to? Whaaat?! Same. I thought it was just me. Well, I was going to reply to /u/ why are we talking about lazlo.... Steak... in the oven? Holy shoot, this ad is amazing Can anyone make this simple for me ? I did something like that when I was 15. Permanent hole in one of them. I don't think you provided the links? Nuzlocke There are things in life you never forget Wow Sneaky Jag minns från min högstadietid en gång när jag skulle läsa en annan elevs text, men fastnade på ordet "spog". Det visade sig att hon hade tänkt skriva "stog", men stavade fel till det redan felstavade ordet (dessutom handskrivet, så det var inte så att hon råkade trycka fel knapp). What kind of idiot tries to cash a $500 check at a normal register, let alone anywhere besides a bank?! Actually gents u have inadvertently answered my question :D I thank you. p.s. DAYEM 70+ keys for a full blue top Isn't Sodis the Ramna equivalent for light, and Duelmex weaker than Borde overall? I didn't even think of how much jank two ascendancies would result in. Polt and Scarlett sure, but the rest... who wants to see them at blizzcon Download PulsePoint- you enter your location and it updates you any time a fire truck is dipatched. As someone who lives a couple buildings up from the station on park street, it makes me feel a little better to know why sirens are blaring Thanks for sharing your story. People treat me better without the mic. They would still call me noob and you're usual SEA server trash talk. I think I'm used to that by now. With the mic they single me out by flirting a lot. They would suddenly barrage me with "please accept friend request", "let's lane together" it gets annoying. I turned off my mic because it was grounded and they would then flood me with, "please turn on your mic". I work in produce. This wouldn't bother me, so why the fuck is it bothering you so much That's exactly the type of person who becomes a boss or leader In China, the Right is the Left i bought on the 17th. i am super worried right now I really wish I understand this face. I feel like just ...I can't believe this is an *official* Pillsbury recipe. Wait whaaaat? You got a 6 star from a gold door? It didn't break into rainbow? i hope my clubworld will still be there the match didnt even finish yet What a bad chart. Can't decipher shit. What what are you doing to your cats? I didnt even know we had a subreddit. A stand post from Arve?!? I never thought I'd see the day o_O^o_O^o_O^o_O^o_O^ so did i... love ball, audino i don't The junk on that robot lol wrong link My goodness for the tenth time you'll be fine Is that a WRX hood scoop on the door? Any time I get angry crickets, I paralyze them so they can only wiggle. My G. Rosea Charlotte does the rest... pretty cool, think its fair to say there are more parallels......2 beltway teams with the same record, two historic, well-regarded teams with the same record being chased by perennial losers with the same record Oh haha. Because on mine it said a passerby wants to trade, and then you showed up in my acquaintance not friend list Really??? You have all my attention that you dont really need condoms You know her? What is with all those commas? What did I just saw? If you watch enough porn, yep. Some time ago I read about a porn actress who died in a car accident and was identified as a runaway who'd been missing since she was fourteen. I looked at the picture and thought, yeah, I recognize her, I saw some of her videos a few years ago and thought she was super hot. But wait, the news article said she was eighteen when she died Oh. So she's like... your mommy. Yes because those players you named specifically are foreign to the United States, Mexico, and Canada. For some reason it feels like ozzy osborne is smiling somewhere in the back ground screaming "all aboard" , when going through this sub He is a support now. SIR PLEASE CONTAIN YOUSELF!! THIS IS NOT PG 13 APPROVED MATERIAL D: ~~ It **is** my cakeday I never knew I thought that only happened in movies... reddit pm no breaks? I'd love to buy from you I was more distracted by those shoes So in the output it says 0 souls. that means i use all my souls right? i feel a little uneasy about that. Change the color, wtf I have somehow managed to overcome this How do you uncraft? No tail? :( ....I can still read the license plate. I can also read that other license plate. What is this imgur video of pictures? Confusing You can *find* the tattered set? I thought the only way to get it was from darkstalker drops. Pardon my ignorance in your field, but isn't necrophilia a sexual desire towards corpses? That is pretty fucking gross looking... *** Omg. I thought it was Dry_Umi too!! Male* I meant to type male.... Must have missed the l somehow.... >.< ~~It looks like some weird version of bae.... she has such manly thighs and feet Nice ambiguous title I was playing a game last night and it said I assisted my own death with 6 true damage to myself from unknown sources. ... Thank you! :) Wow that was fast! Do you have all the hidden abilities memorized? I enjoyed it immensely... But only after installing several mods. The last time I checked, I had over 100 mods for it Girls have said that to me too Are you my SO? Because I'm on the other side of this and am exactly what you're describing. Like the exact situation. Only difference is the age. Seriously m8? Kung Fu Panda Gaijin has demonstrated even greater incompetence than Wargaming has though. There have been a few days in recent weeks where World of Warplanes had a greater server population than War Thunder But...your topic says that you want $350 worth of RSI credits or meltable items... Omg tried the triforce into bork into ghostblade build to have maximum mid game vs a trist. dam i never noticed the girl behind me Those are very precise attack on his kidneys I can't believe it, but this is SO wtf that I actually watched the whole thing I tried saying hello while I heard her crying over the phone and the game talked back to me I am not jealous of anyone my drawn joker is just collecting dust, so I didn't even bother to skill him up... skilled up a red mystic knight for the lols too Good choice with harley, you pull it off well darlin! Dat ass do Oh wow. Did not see that one coming xD Haha if only my teachers were awesome enough to play pokemon! ;) You must be really busy >.< reminds me of those poor mammoth calves in borean tundra. Big plan to watch list CD? Aaaaand goodbye lunch I'm always easily excited. Op was 20 # I had a recurring night terror as a kid about 2 cowboys that lived under my bed, I'd say that's pretty ridiculous Shouldn't cutting someone's throat... umm... damage the victim? god this sub is weird This is a WTF goldmine. holy shit. Those are.. some sick drops Does it only go up to 15? I'm at the weird side of YouTube again Dati gusto ko nang ganyang buhok. So pinahaba ko buhok ko ng ilang buwan, tapos nagpakulot ako at pinagupitan ko ng medyo maikli. Two consecutive summers ko ginawa hahaha. Pero syempre temporary lang. Ang weird ng straight ang buhok from the anit tapos kulot yung baba hanggang dulo I can't handle all the beard! Guns are banned in Russia is maxwell in a day and ahalf? heard someone say it Wow 1700hp + spectral WoE 1700hp is what you have like mid cruel, not 66 maps She works from home. That's a job. But what if all humans are people, but not all people are humans. He has been gone for almost 24 hours and you are just complaining right now I have yet to try out Viktor but this seems really OP. SBB? Thanks for the reply :) I would suggest setting up a camera during the night that can record the house. This way you can keep an eye on the area, learn the times of the flashes, and how frequently they occur. Don't let your son play near or around the fence, as this could seem suspicious to whoever (or whatever What did you do to this screenshot No, but good luck. We just rented out one for 3 months, and within 30 minutes of putting the ad up we had 70 applicants. The housing market is craaaaazy in CPH tutu o_o ..buttplug Why'd you marry at 18 years old I recognized the rainbow flag, bi flag, trans flag, queer flag and allies flag. Whyyyyy is there a (bunch of) straight flags?? Also I had NO IDEA there are leather, rubber, D/s, and fat love flags... So there's absolutely no chance salami could give someone listeria? I ask bc I've been told pregnant women shouldn't eat any cold cuts unless they heat them til steaming, to avoid listeria... Wow, I gotta ask, how'd they get all wrecked like that Timers have also gone bonkers. The beacon below Astari village takes now **a week** to be built. Even with full builders and stamina shrine Love is a helluva drug. Somebody isn't on point with anatomy You sure about that? I mean the husband part That IS weird. It's even WEIRDER that I actually could have met them myself. Well, in the most technical sense of meeting someone as I would have probably been less than a year old at the time of their being alive in 1973 (depending when in the year they died). Shaders/shadows are the biggest issue during the big events? I thought those specific things are GPU-bound... They are asking for a lot of money for these Curvy Kates Wouldn't all of the Egyptian gods be african? PLEASE I NEED THIS, DONT CONDEMN ME PLEASE! hahah XD Drove my gf crazy last year, so this year I started a couples league. She's the one with the mood swings now Where'd you read that you can't eat steak during pregnancy? Is this guy even a manager, or is he just anti-social? I read about this pack and thought "Oh that might actually be worth it"... and then I saw the price Singapore is going to dump who? A entire China? How is that build at all half mage/half warrior? You're severely disadvantaged at melee range as you have no skills that buff melee damage for you. Your armor choice of leather/plate doesn't benefit you anyhow as your skills are all spells For some reason most all of the girls I've slept with skip the asking part and just tell me to do give them a little pain once we've already started. Not that I mind, I just want to know what vibe I'm giving off that most girls assume I'm into it I do. I still say things or respond to things where my friends/family will be like, Yea, but ours is a legendary The aliens killed op while typing! *Closes eyes, thinking intensly.* I'm currently in phase two of my TrollX infiltration. It just involves making jokes and being silly. I'm actually the opposite surprisingly. I had a beard at one point, but my mom made me shave it because she thinks I look like a terrorist are you hacking .... cheesus 6 runs 4 captures Uh... no, no you don't, now you look like a beautiful jawline-y model Uninstall. There is no conceivable way of getting back to Diamond V. What am I doing wrong Yeah, it started sparking everywhere and making this horrifying noise Wow, at first I thought you just copy+pasta that map Nah I'm good, please erase any memory in existence of my previous suggestion. Must be nice being a famous comedian. *Apparently Lil Duval doesn't rap, only appears in rap videos Sell them and buy $2k worth of bitcoin mining hardware? I kept staring at it in awe when it had mutated to its final form. It makes me sad they have had their reputation overrun by such people. Granted, they can still be wild. But they're *animals*! It can happen to any pet. Cats for example.... Can you imagine slipping and falling onto those...? Is it abnormal then that I've pulled 68 Rare 5s from 2 runs of T4S that went to 40 and 45 minutes? I've only run T4S these two times since I've come back because my friend said it gives a stupid amount of cores, so am I just lucky? I have so many empties already I know, right? At least she was spared the indignity of this awful incarnation. That voice, though. Yep! When I started my current job as a Net Admin at a School District in Iowa, they gave me a pretty nice Macbook and I was like, Clannad, Steins;gate and Code Geass... too many to choose from WTF, this is a thing??? Good luck with the FED! We choose Bitcoin instead! - wait... Did I just make a chant? do do do ? Why did you put them there? Somehow Noblesse gets boring for me :/ I loved to read it, but after meeting the "real" Noblesse, it was not as good as before... I lost my passion for it and I struggle to read it at all in hope it gets better Wait, you actually broke a braid wheel? If so, you'd probably be the first. It's being casted by Winter? Dem areolas are as big as a dinner plate I wasn't upset; I was explaining my views... Yeah, that's all it took. Wow, never saw that, and that is actually crazy. I can't believe how much content has been cut. What. The. Actual. Hell? You have all the runes? peanut butter. lentils. beans. nuts. cheese and yogurt which are also milk i guess. Found this black bean pasta at costco the other day that has a ton of protein and fiber. You don't have to eat meat to get protein from sources other than milk... Crim dropped out of high school to pursue to pursue competitive gaming?! Really ? Since you're a safe driver who rarely makes mistakes its perfectly acceptable to Reddit while barreling down the highway...it'd be different if you were a crappy driver: I totally trust you Why use a virtual steering wheel when you can use a real one? Neither did I Nice job I had the original Droid and loved the keyboard! Also having the tv on in the background. I always turn to check out what's on if i've failed a GR or smth, and it's usually judge judy or whatever My mom fed me condensed milk mixed with karo syrup because formula was too expensive. Breastfeeding was discouraged because it was during the big formula push and somehow that homemade "formula" was seen as better than breastfeeding. and tan elephant cannons Is she being autopsied *outside*? I was so confused just now because I was thinking he said that because Clooney married a guy I just figured you corrupted a jewlers box..someone did (shh maybe they don't know we can corrupt boxes > I have no clue why you think that keeping the bots is a helpful move in any way shape or form Subscription fees don't count towards the pledge total? Holy shit. I wonder what the total would look like if they did. Did you make this cause I swear I've seen it before How do you know he's #1 on your realm? I can't see the config on warcraftlogs That was pretty awesome. I am trying not to stress out. I've seen things But you just said you can find one for $500 a month You rly want to report your friend ? Am I missing sarcasm, or just the joke in general? There's 3 jungles? ...A full ride to where? you know what freaks me out about this song? those weird noises that sound like the aliens from Signs. Except that this record came out before signs you mean its not? What did the original comment say?? The aerodynamics of racing and aircraft The reason I have not seen it... I have never even heard of this movie before This scares me. I've been doing this for 20+ years now, and thankfully my dentist always tells me I'm doing well everytime I visit. But now I'm scared it won't be like that the next time if I keep doing this. I've been binge watching The Clone Wars on Netflix and it's starting to show I think you spelled "insanity" wrong. That's uncanny... I never thought I'd read such a spot-on description of my own Nfather, yet written about someone else's Nfather. / Porygon Oh Helix, that editing could cause headaches! No Speak for yourself there, psycho... is it? OMFG I BEAT HIM I'm a programmer...because of you I REALLY want to figure out a way to code a visual interpretation of what you just said... "There are very few things people share that are as intimate as a strap-on headset"—yup, doesn't get any more intimate than this, at least at an external skin level Never picked up a crystal shard before Their homerism is making my ears bleed Why do you think Snowden is a jerk? ~~That paper mustache LOL. YEAH I DIDN'T EXPECT TO GET SUCH A HUGE TABLE IN 2 DAYS Yeah, uh... What exactly is this "love offering" he wants in exchange for his marriage services? My nurse friend said that's what they use to get blood out of their scrubs $1000 is a laptop or a next gen console with a game library GIB GAINS why does that log keep moving up and down When / where was this? I think it's because people think smaller=cuter, and it apparently applies to our noses. It's already removed?? I think there was an episode of South Park where Cartman froze himself as he couldn't wait for the game and woke up in the future. I am almost at that point, but I don't want to get hurled back in time to January I had experience where the screen freezes but the game keeps going. Thought it was some kind of hack when it happened What did I just read Leaving a 918 unattended at the pump? The possibilities are endless. I live in the midwest, there are fat guys EVERYWHERE /u/ /u/ Holy shit OP, this is fucking amazing... I'm legitimately blown away. As someone who has extensively used the creator for a while, this really fucking good. Wow. Whoops sorry, yeah it says that right there in the article. But...why did it take so long for anyone to mention that This is a comment from anxiety so sorry if it sounds rude. WHY DO WE NEED AN AD FOR THE CANUCKS TWICE AN AD BREAK, EVERY AD BREAK, DURING THE CANUCKS GAME? I had three at the same time... Finally finished one, was thankful for the free space so I could do the Queen's Bounties and then when handing in a Queen's Bounty the bounty guy gave me another Exotic Bounty... Oh. but...when he's above 50% HP he's hitting as hard as pre-nerf wind imp OH MY GOD *Still My profile shouldn't be private at all For the promise or the reward....? Memorizing or mesmerizing? Dat 1933 penny How do I...how do I not taste it Yeah, I know... I didn't realize right away.. usually I am good with Your, You're as well as Their, There, and They're. That's an extreme headcannon you've got there. yep... okay so as of now im F*ed up. i already placed 13 crit May I ask what items do you bet? Holding the King and Queen while the Templars made all the necessary arrangements to have their deaths faked. Just reread my other reply. Doing what? Acting like psychopaths? Seriously? You are using this topic as proof of its own accuracy? Oh really? ...but how do you use a trial without having the game? When was this? I want sooome. True! somehow I missed this >When was this? I want sooome. Rofl really? cotton + super glue = fire ...for some reason I read this as "humans made easy" Wow yeah it got sniped. you can't just add up damage amplifier and on mobs and on damage boni from buffs I only recall it vividly as I used to reboot into Fedora to copy files, because it saved time. That's some pretty amazing image recognition software they're running Do quick swap Calamity to Helltrapper after apply MoD OMG I had that fucking book. That has to be fake. Too fucking good This community is amazing I didn't know we had issues with PC Gamer 1996 Man, that's expensive Gruden was born in Sandusky... Is it Split Screen ? PBR is like the worst choice in that situation. I have no idea, but if someone said to me...'Meet at CJ' I would reply with....'Who the hell is CJ? And wheres his house?' How do you manage staying under 50% win rate? How did you get the Deluxe for $37.50 Okay, so this is about my first boyfriend. I was 14, he asked me out, I accepted. Lovely, right? Well, from there things progressed fairly normally. We talk on the phone every night, see each other at school during the week, and we hung out on the weekends. All is well, and good, until at some point in time a few months later he starts saying, "I love you." Well, the first time, I looked at him point-blank and told him, "I really like you, but I don't feel that I can say I'm in love with you, and so I won't say it until I really mean it." Now, me I was never popular with the boys up until that point. The boyfriends I have had always say that they find it strange, because they've seen my old pictures and say that I was very pretty, cute, etc. Anyway, I dated this first boyfriend on and off for about 2 years. At no point in time did I feel that I really loved him, I just didn't want to be alone, as I was certain I'd never find another boyfriend. Besides, our personalities meshed well together for the most part, and we were good friends. The thing was, that he never, ever stopped saying it. So, I had to feel bad every time that I said, "I'm sorry, but I still don't feel like I'm in love with you." We dated on and off because I tried to end it a few times, I really didn't want to keep him hanging on when I didn't feel like I was ever going to fall in love with this guy, but when I did he kept calling me every night. We'd get to talking, and he'd tell me how much he missed me and wanted me back. This kept going, until one time I broke up with him and someone else asked me out. He kept calling me every night, and we'd talk, but I would let him know that I wasn't going to leave my current boyfriend. He would still tell me every night that he loved me. This continued for another year. In that time period, I had broken up with the guy that had ended the endless getting back together with my first boyfriend, and broken up with the boyfriend I had after that because I moved. When I moved here, I met my current fiance. My first boyfriend doesn't call me anymore, but he always messages me on facebook. He *still* tells me he loves me. TIL a Drake is bigger than a Battlestar Spiders. Lots of spiders. read anime I didn't expect pits, and now they are teasing me with animated pits already in-game So.....whiny I've never seen that controller before. Looks like a N64 controller that suffered some kind of mutation Hmmm? Where have you been Wow. Since when that is deep house? TIL Patchnotes can be found on Wikipedia Its actually been balanced the whole time, it is your perception that has changed! I'm at work. It would be weird if I was I don't understand what an RSPS has to do with anything. Gahh so lucky! I love drooling over old time-y like watches, they look so cool and beautiful Apparently the last picture in that gallery was a mod REQUEST Christy's armpit hair in Amazon..... Ah, I didn't even notice the guys name in it. I was like "When did I play NR? How does the intel 3000 chipset graphics compete with a 4850? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Man... Where did you get all this skins You're not supposed to flush condoms Lol... yeah, I've asked myself the same thing... There is no goal. There is just "improve so that you can improve so that you can improve" endlessly. O_o ... I suppose doing all the achievements is the goal, but still Im with you on this one it doesnt really make sense its like they enjoy it or something I always go so deep inside girls that my balls also enter her... \O_O/ ALL HAIL MERCURY \ I am both fascinated and horrified EDC Vegas is probably better. i had tickets for that in 2012 but ended up wasting like 900$ by not being able to attend. The overall price is the reason that I doubt I'll go to Ultra. It's an average of 300 a night at any hotel in Miami, not including the flight there and everything else. I've never been to any of those that you mentioned though :( the closest thing that I've ever experienced was Fall Massive in Washington D.C Am I missing something? Wow, great, great and super great Are That was honestly really good! I wasn't really paying attention so I glanced at the picture then looked down again and he was in a different spot and I was like True story: The first time I ever saw Elijah Wood as, "Frodo Baggins" (had somehow managed to miss every single film he was in up to that point), I honest to goodness thought he was CG. :p He was just too pretty to be real. THOSE EYES!! I couldn't wait... I got both. How did I survive? Thanks! I'm sorry for that godawful formatting though. Just realized how bad it was right now so 8.1 was really 9? Well Damn I'm a girl, btw Didn't even notice Unequip it. This may solve your problem holy cow, your outfits are adorable! (and the beer you're holding look larger than my head I have no idea what you are trying to say That's what they mean! Mermaid = immobile ..scary Damn Wow. And in Russian language litote is anti-hyperbole. What is this from? He's having some stare down with the crystal skull Oh gosh. His sword is far too large for her. I don't think I am spoiling anything? Only 3 or 4? Thanks The "White Thong" ... if you break it down into triangles you get triangles Oh! She looks like the guy who plays Sherlock! That's really weird. so did this guild die or something? I just want a guild to play with and have fun with on vent/mumble, but the only guild Ive contacted wanted me to fill out an application to see if I was a good fit for them What were those things? No problem man. I've got home from work and been lookin' at the "F5" post like " 91 snowflakes Viberg x Inge MTOs shipping today or tomorrow. How is crafting, and owning land, in a game that half the content is crafting and owning land an advantage? I don't know, by having access to the content? And being able to level your profession and have access to cheaper stuff because you do it yourself. Me too. First time hearing of Shkadov Thruster. What kind of assumption is that? You're assuming trajectory Thank you for the advice, but I don't have Lily I suppose, if I'd slowed down to think about it, I would have remembered those other rising dead instances and been more general with the numbers I attributed...but I honestly didn't believe I'd stumble across anyone on the internet that knows more than I do Awesome! This is exactly what i was thinking of doing and what made the most sense, im surprised there are people online removing the softtop from the bars first You are possibly the luckiest man alive. Kapil and Azharuddin, is that a coincidence? Or was it *fixed* What did I miss? I didn't realize my giggle was so high pitch ...the most interesting man in the world. Whos got your belly?? Never noticed getting high with a volcano? does she do porn? So, duolingo uses this advertisement-bloa...sponsored website for it's polls? I like it a lot!!! oh gosh I hadn't even noticed my cakeday a lotion? You're lucky he didn't just shoulder-rush the doors and force them off of their tracks Same, UK resident and I know what Vore is (Damnit deviantart! goddamn sonic furry vore is fucking FAR from what I searched!) but it still baffles me how clicking on drawn images can get you labeled as a SO Oh yeah, chars on other servers count too! I'm listening to The Misfits right now D-does this mean that those kawaii pixies are actually... HUGE!? Are you sure this is correct? I was invited to a birthday party for a very wealthy family. I didn't know them, but I was my friends date for the night. When they went to cut the birthday cake, they handed out flutes of champagne for a toast. I decided to take a sip before the toast, choked on it and sprayed champagne from both my mouth and nose, all over said birthday cake, (which apparently cost around 250 bucks. it was a NICE cake), in front of like, 30 people. To make matters worse I didnt know what to do when the room when silent and everyone gave me the death glare. So I slowly lowered myself and tried to hide under the table. Because clearly everyone would forget about me if I just hid under the table. I… uhhh… elementz <(O_O<) solo queue tier list <( Panalo pa rin yung "Hawak mo ang kinabukasan ng Inang Bayan" sa tapat ng urinal. hmm...so far thats the only weapon I have seen that happen with This is very true I'd hope. Also what if we're actually stuck in development hell. I wonder what the next patch update will be. *HUGS* (> OP is comparing botanist/alchemist to BLM though You just realized? That's in front of the Baha'i Temple in Haifa. I went there on pilgrimage! I feel so weird right now No flareon can be trusted SIMMONS HYDRA WHAT! As a Canadian, medical insurance confuses me too! you have to go pick it up I mean.. does this really require dual Maxwell and Darvanshel to beat? I'm confused. Not trying to downplay you beating this, I have no idea how tough this thing really is Wait, there are smaller ones Didn't know Tiensi had a Korean league account Totally does... Who would she be talking about I used to do this back in the brood war days. Along with my HUH ? that completely passed me by ? How much bonus xp/hr is using a spring cleaner at bandos? People still use that word? I don't know what this is **THEN WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?! How on earth did a team that literally has free wins versus Omega and Shinryu *not complete the game*? EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA. Holy shit that looks like my biology room!! Guess the joke is on you if they make Scout Rifles a lot better with the patch, :P I just got it, and the Solar Scout Rifle, from the Atheon fight. I got spoiled rotten in the raid this week, had zero pieces of armor for the last two times, but got chest, boots, Shotgun, Solar Scout Rifle, Exotic Scout Rifle, and the legendary Titan class mark. Oh I've not run into the pushy cashiers like that. "Drive for Education supports individual files up to 5TB in size..." what did i just witness Turns around, not his son *Spits out drink* A-Arin? There's 4? That gif of the triple. Unfortunately I don't have the female parents *-* I was going to ask for them on here when I got to them That seems like a great way for teachers to make extra money. If they get enough views on their channels, they will get paid for any advertizements seen by their students. So actually you're saying that Smirk always steals your pudding? i also got this We had one of those in the janitor closet as well. It was exactly the same at my school. Did you live in Ohio? did you go to school in northern nj? we did that at my school too, and got someones lunchbox too I never had a problem with this. yay! thanks :) I love those dream balls in lefties, if youll just get rid of them I might want to have one? Did I? 6 drive checks syndra, elise, nami, caitlyn, and who? He is playing speedrunners with MC, Kurt, and Avidya. And the moral, boys & girls? ALWAYS do your damnedest to appease the goddess. It's gonna have a second hit or something, like Link's Fsmash. I think DeadMau5 is hiding on this subreddit somewhere And I thought the Game & Wario Stage looked impressive From the UK here, how old are you if you're in grade 10? brunette...glasses...small tits why a berserker ring? Or maybe it was the fart stealing aliens Didn't realize this was a repost I don't see any TrackIR! How do I vote There was a Mrs. Hogan that taught in year three at my school You didn't know until the update dropped? Schau dir das Video an, du wirst feststellen, dass wir beide recht haben. > "My rapist gets sentenced tomorrow morning!" YAYYY! :D> -Iseceretlyeatbunnies ( Put...extra...fat....??? 1:41:13 - Suicide Squad eating hash Did you go to my high school? To be honest,I'm almost impressed with him gaining that much weight that fast. Locking a locker? Long long long. And I have a massive training session with like, 80 people Wait, being small disqualifies you as a pharmacist? Your user name.... Are you the "fuck it, I quit" reporter? Hm, I could have sworn that the comment was in /r/nazihunting... I will never look at the Fairly Oddparents the same ever again. wow what a monster Wow 368k atm. Search the battlefield? wtf kind of expenses did you have as a student? i get by on ~1000€ a month. even if you need 1500€, there is still a lot of money left over Wait, an infiltrator killing albs? Wha? Changing a baby on a restaurant table (Health code violation, btw, not that she would care) is somehow LESS "humiliating" than doing so in the (relative) privacy of a bathroom? Wait. Are you going with a "Holy Grail" reference, or a "Legend of Neil" reference... Is ammonia good for goldfish? I've only ever heard of it as something you want to keep down in your tank. holy... nothing. nothing is holy here anymore That's a woman?! The bottom could be a black hole WTF why is this link purple for me problem is, there is no priority date on the reciept Plot twist: It is your little guy. I can't believe I forgot about Luis Im pretty sure you're me What did I said? Ahh I can't believe one of these posts is finally directed at me Well, what was this discussion about? Is... is that his *bone!?* Where is the '1' key on the keyboard? You don't hear the glaring difference in the voices? Oh. Well that's something new My friends and I got Zip Ties and Axe Body Spray/Similar products banned. We would Zip Tie lockers/backpacks shut and pick a random person and unload a can of Axe on them in the hall. Thinking back on it I still think it's funny Goddamn, Wednesday Addams. ( Uhhhmmm.,..... this might sound really stupid... but what is a germlet? Otherwise, just come here to germany to study maybe you find someone, or wait till I and my gf split up and message me, who knows maybe im high and want to do some crazy stuff like marrying someone idk (especially if its a terrible hurtfull breakup just to take revenge on her All they need now is to go on a joint venture with Fleshlight and Oculus Rift. 3 os 30 frw Wow watchout, breaking news right here I thought they were extinct You are a curly haired goddess That's quite the deal. Last quote I got from apple for a logic board was $900 Ooooh... I'm gonna fall asleep. Like...no joke...ready to sleep. And I'm still at work. Literally the first thing I see him do is ban Garen then Galio, Gangplank... Was it a multiple choice exam or what I had a CP last cycle, and I had three days of positive OPKs, at CD26-28, this cycle. That could happen though, because they're there. Ravens shoes to show Broncos pride. I'm 600 pages into TTH. I have such a bad feeling about this book I've used water as hitter in my early level (especially in secret dungeon), and think of it as pretty good. But ended as food too... Second skill hit pretty hard tho. As for Wind, got an awakened one twice, but never used it. Tho, once I met an OP one in Arena That CHD jesus christ. I forgot which one is which No, they'll just make more bots. WTF with Welbeck ?! It's a default sub? Says the guy in the self help sub... Eden? Wait are you serious? So what do you think happened - that they knew, let him on the show, and then had him leave just for drama or something? But he benched himself so how would his opponent been able to start him? 6 mice, 7 balls... ugh This sounds like my school This looks like it was probably city world or something like that as it probably isn't pregame pvp as you can place water and look at his inv fuck that, Ludogrets are holding Real to a draw right now That's a replica?? me too and I watch la liga... Thank you! Now I understand what the picture is about! Wait... SISTER??? Not user friendly? So when Moa and Yui joined Sakura Gakuin they were 130 cm or less... At one point I thought i was doing a good job fending them off, killed a gold one, killed dozens of white ones but they never stop spawning There was a reference Silver Street looks awesome, but the rental prices... It spikes!? Nearly done with it. It's pretty funny seeing Ryuko's head on Batman. It strangely fits Is that how you'd want to get a job? Wow me too I was also going to get a MM cooldown for abandoning What? That's not what I did Yeah I've got that too, man. I did read the website but those things are not really on it. I haven't found any precisions about the +1 (age or student status restrictions if any) or other things. I did try going to one of those kiosques once and that's when the lady working there blew my mind by explaining me how those 'vouchers' or whatever are given and then later you retrieve real tickets. Since I'm not a froggy, it's easy to get my mind blown at some confusing explanations Well then, a "magic" locomotive, which run on RF. Oh wowww For some reason I can't visit you without an error Necro-bump-ish: You were actually correct. Activation rate is additive, so a fully upgraded phantom thief first skill should have a 50% chance to stun (but accuracy & enemy resistance may cause deviations from it landing). This completely changes how I was viewing upgrades on monsters "These are not mountains. They are waves". Oh god What? Did you even read what I said? How the hell is that gross? going on now! don't forget to add me back (or your fc's wrong Also: 'Hadouken!' at 14:16. He's playing well despite having not much to work with on the outside, scary Like 800+ What the fuck did I just see Honestly, my first live event. The whole night was me jumping at the pyro. Them shits is LOUD live. I know that feel, bro. Those goddamn homing missiles GO ISHIKAWA! MY FAV. What? Funny you say that, because my bike actually does have dents in the tank Hrm, why no reddit video embed button... Just a standard youtube link like any other... That's odd. me neither, havent seen u either Absurd? No, what's absurd is the Evil Within's apparently 6GB VRAM requirement for *recommended* Lol! I don't think so The... 1st... of... Halloween?! I'm shocked to say this, but I only have a couple of scents in my swap bag right now and they're both quite sweet I'd love this change man..seriously cant understand shit if their are 4 people talking some alien language and i am like Where are you finding the X220 for $335 Canadian? Sir, all I want to know is what state you're educating in. I had my paper due today also. What do you consider bad then What the heck the resolution of this screen is freakin huge dude did you connect to the internet in your game? i don't see you online Man, I couldn't stop cringing as soon as I realized you were logged in to her iPad with your Apple ID. That's happened to me Is this at York Mills?? I wonder if EU HL uses the wrangler and Rescue Ranger combined they've changed a lot of the push/defense meta I feel. Its added alot of fun and versatility for the engie, but on the other hand i think its freaking stupid to have a GUN pretty much immune to a demo uber. It seems to have made the game a lot more pick based; you simply can't push in with equal numbers and try to out DM, it just too much dps and too tanky. (Jesus is that whats it like to play versus a heavy? lol have I pissed someone off? every post I make gets downvoted for no reason Why not a trie? That Team Fortress 2 reference at 15:14. This has nothing to do with women, wtf is wrong with these people God damn, you are absolutely perfect. So... the girls who post on /r/gonewild .. don't want attention? This was on xbox apparently Holy shit Just.. damn. My entire worldview has just been shattered! so you would use that type of lines when you are new? are you serious?? mustache Does that mean tokens won't trigger Gravepact ? Its like a dog from star wars More then half of the people who are subscribed to this subreddit never commented You will become one of us. One of us... Yay control! It's DOG backwards Why the heck is AC IV up for everything Where on earth did you get that title? how the hell is that unlucky? ... enough people were doing that that they needed to make a law about it? But SakuraiBot, how are you alive? Intelligence is the refresher tide with no blink W8 M8! Even better. Insert the whip in an asian eel-fetish type fashion before violently ripping it out. It may be a drawn out and NSFW animation, but Jesus, imagine the barbed whip So that's how that Viktor survived my Veigar ulti 31mm? ( > It's rare? Huh. I got the full set on my first run through the DLC You've only played 3 maps? Sooo, you mod and this patches your mods. Steam isn't there to advertise your shit, it only links so then you cant sell the game key Oh I just did this the other day. It was toss between eczema and cellulitis. When I did an image search for cellulitis I was like They nerfed whips of all things? Who decided that needed to happen? Imagine those Golbat head things swarming in a cave with their giant tongues How am I a top commenter? I spent good minute looking for the new pistol before checking quick bar 14 blocks ... C'est une question de retour sur l'investissement. Chaque québécois paye en moyenne 12 cennes par années pour la campagne sur l'homophobie, si ça permet d'améliorer quoi que ce soit c'est un bon investissement shim? what does that mean? Yeah, I'm 30 weeks and though I think things are going pretty well, I'm having a hard time imagining 8 weeks from now. Я не понял там какая-то правовая сторона вопроса или они тупо продали последний/единственный пакет документации? Что теперь получается, даже свой собственный АН-2 разобрать и перемерить не могут? ... lady he-man "My back!" Oh God ! The shopkeeper's name is Doran ?! Whoaaaa! God damn! Thank you everyone for bringing to my attention how horrible my photos were! Like shit!? wait, what??? how does this deck wins?? 16 up 16 down ........wait those exist? Sounded like someone was getting murdered at the 1:50 mark Thank you! It was really crazy. I totally get what you're saying. Now it gets me wondering if people have gotten with me because of my boobs. . . I came here to type exactly that. Wow, what a head! Didn't have that problem in the past, and I think you're forgetting a few major downsides of trying to recruit a roster that large... you run the risk of getting betrayed & all dtr loss is concentrated on that one faction At 5 AM, he hopped in line at the alley. retry always worked for me So the guy who said 4-4-2 gets upvoted, but I get down voted for agreeing?! Rams over Eagles? those cameras are fucking crazy man. Think of what drones have these days... damn I don't think I have the patience to spend 2+ hours trying to get through one piece of content. One? When I saw you said it wasn't real, I had to click. I took the same risk as you This reached /r/all? DEAR GOD 20 dollars for that shit? It's like 4 metal bars wow i never got one What's a VAR What set is this? Imagine the Wii U trailer. yes - not sure why he went to niger There are no "normal" people on the internet. Why would you? Why would you get a mask to only make it transparent Wait... Goblins have huge heads. How is he able to use the guard's skull as a helmet? I didn't disagree with you Happens all the time. Seriously. somehow, u always find a way 2 out creep me ( Irrelevant? wait... it's a thing? I didn't relize this was r/topgear so my first thought was ( Where were you ... holding the eggplant? Was that to me or Salvific The long nose of the maglev Why was this downvoted when I found it I hope that's not what will befall DayZ as well, with it's PS4 version in works No Prob, as soon as I post it I was like Wait... we have weekly themes back now.. HAHA.. still hot tho This is the info I've been looking for. I usually interrogate. I'm afraid my lethality rate is actually rather low. how does hideyoshi have boobs what if i use a best buy gift card to pre-order it? would i get $10 added back on to my gift card?? NS4W Oh... wait how is he 600+ Paragon level on seasons already You have probably the best pair of tits I've ever seen! I don't believe in fairies. More importantly, why do you have Flash under the second floor of WG? holy molly lucian This will come back to haunt me, I'm sure....*I know what you did last summer If not for the catch, the Vikings host the NFC title game and probably go to the Super Bowl... where they would have lost to the Ravens. Hmm... 41-0 destruction or 5 Super Bowl losses... Who goes to Wikipedia for game reviews? What's your name for a Big-Mac lol. No one hates on the ones that became part of our vocabulary We should probably nationalize train tracks I-is that a penis on your chin in the Wario picture... Yeah I've never been able to get followers to use the gear I want without mods. Used UFO on previous playthroughs and I think I prefer it, using AFT on this playthrough and have had mostly a good experience, but occasionally Aela just refuses to put on clothes How many beers have you had so far today OP? I saw him say that last Saturday, he knew There's something about taking advice from someone called "asstastic".... I didn't even eat breakfast If you don't like this submission, no need to also downvote all the comments That feel. "Which kinda dumb lazy asshole wrote this?!" *checks TFS history* "Well I guess I'll just fix it up for the guy anyway, it's not so bad... Moms can dress sexy.... I found it fun, but then it took quite an interesting turn Wow, I just thought that was the way of things. It hasn't changed for me... ever that I can recall. Wow, pretty sure her legs would choke me the fuck out! That might be the craziest 3-2 I've ever seen grats, I didn't get a 140+ pp play until I was 6k It is... Oh, whoa. I don't know what that is. Well I didn't expect Cutlass Supreme to kill 2/3 of a much higher health team Some records must've been broken tonight As a math major, this is amazing. This thread Was confused, when i found my friend right under me So pretty I might be on, if i can tear myself from the modded Plague Doctor. Haha, yeah I think they look wicked but I don't know how I'd feel about being operated on by people while they're staring down at me through them. You are so unbelievably attractive i read bears I see nothing about that on the first page of Requiem Wow...what did you do!? Even the counter looks cleaner . . . what?! The real question here is: feathered, bird wings or dragon wings? Awesome Thanks! Going off yours, it's gonna be huuuuge, though Our city got smart. You get towed if you park at nearby complexes and whatnot. Something like that happened at a school near me. Did you go to Mepham Invoker 2nd most played last played 11 months ago. anyone else using hover zoom seeing what I'm seeing? That it was a school. Astonishing that you can miss a player with an entire magazine of your primary but then land a throwing knife on them... Woah, lots of changes ~~or maybe it goes back to Nikki Minaj videos I had an 8th grade Math teacher give me the Sleeping Beauty Chronicles by Anne Rice Pear juice. For real, someone told me she felt sorry for my kids because I gave my toddler 2 ounces of juice with 4 ounces of water to help with constipation. "After all the fertility stuff you went through to have him I don't understand why you want to give him diabetes." The Jar-Jar binks of the passing game? Oh, I had no idea what level he was... not in his flair I think its the best part I beat B2 9tail map without a healer Are you a promoter for them or something? The ice tray's reaction when the freezer door opens: "*Sllluuuurrrrpppp* So that's why that korean guy had a mage with a sword that looked so awesome.. I NEED THAT Oh my, that's terrible! But my arcane helmets don't scale with flow, just base energy? You mean realmbay? That was hell, every time a hermit or sphinx spawned in an empty realm, it would soon be full of ppl 85/85 Where did I say that? Can someone else please confirm the rolling/running R2s? ... There's no one around to pinch me... I from QLD as well and I've been asked quite a few times if I'm from England from what i saw in the start of the video, just turn the contrast down on your monitor and save yourself the hassle Dafuq? Changed link, didn't know that happens with tiff's Waaiiit why is it Austrian lunacy now? Exactly. Everyone in healthcare does this at one point or another. You have to be able to laugh about things or you risk going insane Bookmarks sorted by color So no cities are allowed in Africa? No offence, it was a joke ... I decided to play all cup games on legendary last season and I find it easier than world class for some reason. I always find Chelsea really tough on WC nut beat them 3-0 on legendary l thank you very much! >_< This chick looks kinda familiar. I did this test but it kept coming up with impossible to get that time I didn't know that italians had small...espressos. o-o Well my shop also gives 25% off for trades and there are sites like instocktrade.com that give great discounts. Amazon has it for $11. I'll leave heaven to hell for you >What?! Tank? "Am I supposed to like this? I think I'm supposed to like this...but I don't." I think I just involuntarily licked my computer screen You mean "nought but one chief". "All but one chief" means everyone except the chief remains ( Leave ur popcorn here no one cares bout this thread it seems I'm definitely an Andy-esque character. TIL tsuba. People use fiction to learn things? Will malazan teach sword fighting and throwing grenades next? What kind of party are you talking about? That's very fascinating, thanks for sharing. Also, if you knew all of this when you were 10, that's even more impressive I didn't mention any mods they might be lying =( cause they have use for you for now ( Ouh, I thought you could clone. Are they filming the video now? Why avoid ORAS? I never realized the raptors in Jurassic Park were guys in suits Never seen that before Haha, I love the why are you guys expecting free cash though It's not there? I clicked on this while in the middle of a Pink Floyd solo She didn't think the food was that great.....so she ate five servings of side-dishes *and* the main meal? Gorgeous ink! I do have to ask, though. Where is your nipple? You get one per day I think. Did you use all your tokens and still are at 8/8? I am so confused. Are you honestly saying those words atm? I don't even know what chevy's is I have no idea, credits are to the user in the title, but I don't know where he went :( I think she posted those on gonewild O_O^O_O^O_O^O_O^ Did you catch that devil ray in ttc? It sounds like you've already done an impossibly good job shopping for me. Guh. I'm seriously at a loss imagining this package. Does he really have wings on his back? How do you stow weapon? Yeah, one time I forgot to take one out near the end of my cycle and had sex with my bf. I had no idea until I found it almost two weeks later. I heard some kid recently started one at 12... That makes no sense at all. Audio bitrate is handled separate from the video bitrate. If anything, raising video bitrate would be more likely to cause issues with dropped frames if you're running right at the ragged edge... there's no reason I can think of that a higher video bitrate would improve the audio. What if they're the same person?! im afraid of boogie woman too! who is she? Wow, do I really sound that ridiculous in my recordings? Why do you people assume that OP is Dustin Prinz? So much fondling. I think the vert was 6-7k, but I haven't looked at the numbers in awhile, with the rarest year being 94. As for the s14 Kouki, they are even more rare. I believe the rarest one is a stock 5speed w/ leather interior. Only a few hundred (if that) were made A tb What kind of parties are all you people going to? Actually, no. No I'm not Don't associate our fellow shitlord with the beast, he took those from gw, I think..I hope Dat AOL email. At this point I feel you're trolling and not even doing well Huh, really? Huh, I saw a lot of random ones that were asking for other things, sorry! Maybe everyone's been breeding Zoroarks recently or something The note block thing also surprised me. Why the hell would it start at F#? Note blocks are weird. Yeah... I already had a conversation on /r/TrollXChromosomes with /u/princess_by_day last week about how I know her long-distance boyfriend in real life. I did search for it before posting :O They should do an Attack on Titan collaboration. Wings of Freedom Levi Falador guards the skeleton is invisible Do YOU know what OCD is? Man, what is with it today with putting their shinies all over GTS I've gotten 500 damage with your same stats That chick is like 65 wait.. Lunaris nulifies status ailments Wait what? The Boogeyman is horrifying. But seriously, 700$?? Holy god What if the botters are spoofing player names? What in the fuck. wait, so your camera just automatically did a face swap? > *haha.. he is an academic I want to go to there It was trying to *evolve*. everybody cares Not my plushies XD but I would never not in front of so many eyes Thanks for the tip, I didn't know that existed. Also, Freelancer MIS for $300? Eek, I'll wait and see if a November sale pops up instead Wait... Why have I never thought of using a sandwich bag to play my 3DS in the shower That's a nice looking thumbnail. It's been blocked by Web Safe through Virgin Media for me unfortunately. Apparently the site has been listed as containing malicious content Breaker Kajah + Double Zebra and Michele's SBB = Friday tit fuck? Because I can't help be wish I was getting one from you with those amazing breasts The most cringe worthy part of this is the ' I wonder what a non-filler scene looks like they're awesome... but... the file sizes are so big!!!!!! I thought she was gonna rape him Can I somehow as an european get the game plz Yup, DOMS. You'll learn to like it thanks for scarring my retinas Is...is that some kind of hamtaro costume ' I really liked Golden time. Then I watched White Album 2 and I was like Hi there. I'm pretty good. I was chilling at the casino today, playing some Blackjack, had a good day. Now I'm sipping on some scotch and listening to some Zeppelin. I'm surprised you're having a boring night. TV thought me night shifts are always insane for EMT's cause 50 car pile ups are a nightly occurrence 2 SOG in the second, Ottawa? I had two guys steal kitchen utensils from my house...who steals a wooden spoon and a spatula!? /u/par_texx are you homeless? Whooo. The book was intense enough Oh wow, that was late Man, that blackface post has the lowest amount of notes in the first 3 pages. This. I'm trying to get my head wrapped around in levels. The mixing desk has no knobs... Just faders. Thanks for bringing that subreddit to my attention. So many punchable faces What's up with the stream's quality Wait.. its not real? Derrick looks vaguely possessed and the guy in the background looks like he's summoning the devil or something. AH. Okay ... I was thinking it was like Yesra for a minute. Webspinner into King Krush ... No need to be nervous, you're doing just fine! quite fine indeed, I might say. Might even go so far as to say WOW. What did you do to that slice...? I just saw another account that had this exact same of habit of getting real indignant and posting " Maybe God and Satan are the same girl. I wonder what the "Moral Failure" would be What if it's a 4/2 bear I thought rosters were locked a couple weeks ago Terraria has bosses? Holy shit, I just woke up to that ending What about bald men I wake up, sun is shining, Terrible Terrors.. well.. actually are not singing on the rooftop, I sanuter down to my computer thinking everything is all right with the world and I get "M. Night Shyamalan would be directing the third movie". >_< Hmmm, 2nd try XD 5mins goes past really fast I... thought it was kinda funny... This is unreal You seriously need to devote a whole recording to the stress toy fantasy One time I missed a light switch and broke my finger on the wall I just love that this was submitted coming up on an hour ago, yet the game is still going on with only 1 racks down Why is it just 80 hours The, uh... picture is of Combat Arms. Weird, today has been a good deemo farming day for me. Been getting deemo every run on lvl 3. Holy crap, that's right up there with meatspin! I have always enjoyed the rubber horse mask pics on reddit. Oh? The way you worded it makes it seem completely different. Boon of the hoarder? Their stock will vary pretty widely from place to place, but I've found lots of good deals there, too. The one near us gets a ton of Columbia gear, and I've gotten almost all of my Darn Tough socks there. One time they even had a kayak. Tea...chai...mocha...latte...all so very tasty. I was like The hype for this is unreal only x-def ? Your father is one of your brothers? How long did that take you to type What's with all the hate for the reviewer lady? If she doesn't want to review stuff, whatever. If she does, great. It's not like we hired her to do those things In my head he was using his Unicron voice from transformers 1986 film Lookit the feetsies! And da bellies! You're supposed to only emphasize one syllable per word, thus the word emphasis. You can trigger which portal you go through by looking at it? Damn. Is it my ping? Is it bec I'm castanic male Oh my But wow worked great on wine last time i tried Mature. Said people who shitpost at start I know this sir!, I was shocked when my friend showed it to me. when I was in engineering school, there was a Marines recruiter at one of the career fairs on campus. he tried to get my attention and I was like "uh I don think you guys have any jobs that don't involve me doing a significant amount of running" and he's like "naw, come one. you look like you work out." and I was like what I think people that gets stunned on Soraka's E can flash away from Soraka's E...? Can you test this? or you know, we all humans - we make mistake. But making the same mistake for 4 years and not realizing what's wrong? The guy in the pic did Did he just introduce Asuna as his friend? You could tell that when she strips she doesn't have the swimsuit on holy hell, those transitions He took his given turn time. They didn't break any rules or cheated. And you won. On what basis would you report him? I get the general idea. There's nudes of Danny DeVito? The more you know... Gignac never trained with the reserve Strawfingers Also, wait a minute... I don't remember posting this on THIS thread what had happened ah thank you for the heads up I just noticed! Yes. It means the servers are unavailable, and to try again later... Yeah, I just checked my launcher and account page. All of my inactive battlechests (3 accounts) are listed as MoP now I wish I could join you I was BORN in that year. Meh, i pass. Can't stand Liara(as i hope everyone knows by now), she can stay as a friend, as long as she keeps her mindfucking for herself Had a pelican bite me once, nasty creatures they are. Still haunts me in my dreams )))=== Reading all these responses makes me think I should get a hobby he looks like Adam Sandler Oh my god! And young Kimi! she looks creepy Err, you can't check? Yeah, I find it really weird too Comic sans army patches? Deanna? Wow, I can totally hear the Mayuri in there now. Holy shit, I didn't even know that could happen to a manga. This might be me I thought it was actually my mouse Careful. I got banned from /r/canada for saying that once already. Harper's reach is far Dude. If that shout can replace Fus Ro Dah. Me too! I hope I get cool/cute things. I should update my likes and dislikes. So its a unisex bathroom then Done? ~~I THOUGHT YOU HAD ONE Perhaps not specifically in this subreddit but anywhere else I feel like people would be all: " That's what I thought... Why has OP "corrected" them? I still haven't hatched that? I bought high top pink converses in middle school, and they still look brand new. I think I wore them once. I then proceeded to buy orange converses, also I did not wear those. But, I did wear my white ones Why do we even need another episode ? You are DAMN sexy, i would wish to have you in my bed...but the second part at end was really weird that's a fat bass drum wtf Im actually interested in all of these Haha for sure! I didn't know it was worth that much xD The person I traded with didn't mention it was a transfer bred move so I didn't even know until today, how did you recognize it so fast?? I can't find it Oh, what, okay. I clicked the title and it brought me here the first time By the gods that knife is bloody sharp This is actually an amazing fight. We really need to get some people more familiar with the characters than I in here to decide this Without Remorse by Tom Clancy... Pam's death. The book oughtta have a warning of some kind. wait the goggles she has are night vision goggles i dont remember seeing that Nichkhun is my man crush...and my girlfriend likes it. That was my first Master System game. Fell in love with it pretty, much right away, warts and all. Plus, 3-D dungeons on an 8-bit system not sure if rates got better recently.... my Boyfriend caught him, My Sister caught him, I caught him and my nephew just caught him all today 3 weeks on first world More like that weird ass video with the indian dude How do you figure this out? All I can see is my net total, not a breakdown of upvotes vs downvotes. yeah, i have read now, but prolly? I see how ripped these fighters are and sometimes it inspires me, but right now i am eating a baconator How much do you think that'd weigh out to?...... can someone tell me the name of the anime at 4:49 i have not seen anything that gore in a while I....what? Pr0lly and Robert were the two guys that carried CoL on their wins...this makes no sense Well that is fucking weird ITT: Sport! How is it sad? Are you really making the case that Meech and Charlottetown united the country ? That was my first thought after reading that. I love Khan Academy So I thought that one of my final papers for the term was due on Wednesday and one was due on Friday. Just checked and realized that they are both due on Monday by midnight. Are you sure?!?! ~~Currently finished giving the restaurant owner a heart attack for the 143th time~~ Whoa, is your internet that unstable? I dunno. I've seen some bad trips. Man there are so much spoilers in that video I know where you live Oh my god, he's from my home town... I'm in NJ mmmm. My car was running fine until recently - I was avoiding something in the road so I ran off to the side a bit causing the bottom of my car to hit something -- my catalytic converter went bye bye shortly after that. It was rusted out so bad it just fell to pieces Huh Sorry I don't know what that means Those. Eyes. What's that?? But it is Sol Ring. Meet up? I haven't heard about this! Asami Idamasta is the master. Even the in game Diddy had a face like I said nothing. I just went Logged in just to comment I would watch the *shit* out of that show. Package supposed to come October 20, shows up October 3.... I have a potato...I think I'm doomed. Im pretty concerned actually Dude I just realized there is a alien skiing in the background But overabundance of alternatives? The guy edited Holyfck, from your thumbnail I thought it was a shadow creature Wait so if my pc only runs it at 30fps or lower does that make me dirty? Dayum However the illegal settlement outside of Israel that are governed by Israel and funded by Israel (and apparently American tourists for some reason Wow Game randomly restarting... like 2 min ago... Animations perhaps We? You also don't have any hands, how can you type WW2 POW Camp...... I didnt expect to see a teamliquid link in this subreddit How the heck did you get 130 gold in 2 - 3 days by level 25? Moonglade as in the SC2 pro? what did you just make me watch I've had my seperators for a while, and i had my doubts that altering the binaries was actually doing anything. Now with this i noticed the difference instantly! Fantastic achievement! There's also something missing from the screenshot.... Arabic Baptist Church? I'd be going bat-shit crazy if I won even 1% of that I do NOT want ascended cooking. Pencil me amazed WAT?! Seriously? Umm, weren't you confused by all the characters you should have known already/completely screwed hard by the level of difficulty???? Dat inferiority complex of her lovers. That would be pretty awesome if the series ended like that. Or she could just take away everyone's bending and it would end up like our world. Flare everywhere You've heard this song on other MC vids That it is. As a language, English is kind of like the village bicycle. Most of Europe got a ride. Where did you see it was an attitude issue? The article certainly doesn't says so (at least not when I read it) EIGHT HOURS ? I could have done that in less than 10 minutes. please search for some photoshop tutorials before doing something like that Trees are cannibals thanks for letting me know. Are there any other versions? because you said "base" version Next thing we know, there will be a gang fight between /r/Malaysia redditeers and /k/tards like in Anchorman... 5 hours? Do you have a direct line to Osi? I did, and now I'm scrambling to free up some space on my ever-filling HDD so that I can actually get it installed. I didn't realise until today that it's 30GB The hard jinx on that one. How can you tell the difference ? It comes in ziplock sandwich bags Never mind it was because I wasnt logged in You mean bans on this subreddit It's a grass type As a feminist, trans advocate, etc. this person is basically waging a war on fun Damn so much blood i'm not used to seeing people without flair on this subreddit What? There are barely any Packers fans here. I don't understand why that's such a common occurrence at small Protestant liberal arts colleges. Welp, that just happened Whoawhoa, Rammus support is a thing? I've never seen that before. I went to college in Ellensburg, that's where I met the mutual friend. Crazy stuff. that would be awesome When the fuck did /r/foreveralone turn into /r/whiteknight Diary Amy, I hope? Or like... Amy Amy? That's the best FFXIV art I've ever seen. How fucking large is your hand? Neither do I Money or Monday. It sounded like Money though... It is creepy, my blue eyed husky is a creepster, she loves being on the other side of the room and just stare I try to provide good feedback. She looks grown up in a good way. And Mako looks just like Zuko Jr. Dressed in flannel, promoting indie rock, and drinking beer... out of a coffee mug. Of course you're from the Pacific Northwest. You're practically a caricature of someone from the PNW. Fuck.. Engineering grad here. Fluid Mechanics..... If you look at the balance issues, and in particular zerg balance issues at the time... The fact that he won is incredible. I mean, just look at those maps as well Wow - seriously? Your rationale is that it is too easy? Omg thank you so much for the trade!! :D I didn't know the Chatot in a Lure Ball 12 A, 2 O, 3 B, and 1 G.... Was on a 27 streak where i didn't get her. til the day after On what planet does this constitute "pricing"? When they mentioned in the patch notes that they would show the Hel recolour I was like 'OMG' and ' are those little R's in the wheels really necessary? What gets me is that you go to the Dahan Metalworks, and there's no #$%*ing market to buy metals from. i... i want some oh my god you're right! Sorry, but when I read the title my first thought was, that the topic is going to be about "typical mid lane gods (i. e. Anubis, Zeus, [today I even saw a Janus jungle Is it *really* that bad? Mother of Pearl.... You made a throwaway but took the time to name it Dwight Fart Schrute 69? Those frontstabs Ditto. Saw it on my front page and I was all "dear god, all the pervy neckbeards are gonna bombard the sub now." yeah.. i've always done that It still makes them second best... You just attempted to counter argue without arguing... Christ on a bike that's a shit load of fics That's a lot of battery life I didn't expect a Paranoia reference here I'm using a world records 2009 to lift my monitor right now! wat??? ... What? All of these words are foreign to me what about family members Okay, I missed this one. Where did they add a boiler? I've already done 2. Heck, I might even know you in real life if you're a regular Oh lawd! /r/Pareidolia You never had to press anything on MediaCrush How would this affect women? It was there when I visited in 2011 The whole thing is just one big WTF My name actually is Isaac too, and my dad's a pastor... Oddly enough, most of my products have lasted so long that I haven't had to make many repurchases. The funniest thing was the look on Realz's eyes when DoA said the thing about no taskmasters in warrior. Artist's depiction: That would be very weird as men have all the power. Like some sort of alternate world where woman are the superior gender. Oh god. Dany as a 14 year old boy getting raped by a horse war lady. Arya pretending to be a girl and squatting to piss. Cersei being a guy I guess? Maybe I was just born too late? I mean I was born in '95. And I have no memory of ever having to use dial-up internet. Like, at all. Did I miss something? How fucking long are his fingers We also think Plato existed TC. If only that was enough to bring on an aneurysm, half of the comments on his blog reckon the letter was sent by "leftist provocateurs" trying to give the ADL a bad name OP is dead. Thats a whole gallon when everybody ranks up - who is staying in silver then? Mmmmmmmmmmmm, *Command & Conquer* or other RTS ***live***? T-thanks. I didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway. Is that Airi Having lived in two different third world countries, where on earth is a phone a middle class only item? It's huge in college too, everyone's on it all the time For a second, I thought they replaced the baby's heart with the 3D one. I was like, " His fingers are the problem not his dick? Sorry..?? Not sure if anyone else gets this, but after the hitching becomes unbearable, I naturally quit, but my PC itself becomes a tad hitchy as well. For example, tabs don't load in Firefox after I quit PS2 for about 10 seconds after clicking them Hmmm, is there a way around it? This is amazing. WHAT where in Australia are you? I see spiders EVERY day, all kinds Or even worse I've never actually had that happen on Glasya before Is it weird that I still find zombie Catbug kind of adorable? Change squares to shapes of the ships they represent instead Edgeville is a city? alkaizer has an opinion so it must be universal? The nonexisting gamers are sinking those sites!! The first one I made was for my unborn nephew and meant to be a baby shower gift...I finished it on the way to the party lol than what is he an alien. We're "trending" ? Is that something lewd..? It's.... beautiful Why? wow that's fantastic ... I derped, I had read it as "it'll spawn it within 20 meters of you". Holy crap dude, you did need 3 years to get to gold, i made it the same year i started playing LoL Please say you told him "F@#% NO!" I was mostly just confused with those last two replies OMG thats freaking amazing! Yeah, no kidding! The last shop I went in I was talking a little shop just to see what they knew. I started talking about box mods and I asked what their opinions were about DNA20/30 vs OKR/Raptor/SX350 boxes were and if they had any and all I got back from them was ( I want this on my Gen6 chevy in iRacing Speaking of which, I was having a problem recently where my post wasn't being delivered about 3 days a week. When I contacted the postal office, I was informed that some of the mail carriers *were unable to read*. So? It keeps your level of play up. I was level 16 on Latin America North and was matched up every game until 30 against Challengers. Iruka is the real hashirama That's one scary dude. ohhh my fucking god Is it Psy? We haven't heard much of him since that Snoop Dogg collab... Other than that we're finally getting somebody else. Yeah it makes it sound like a game... Until the micromanaging kicks in That's crazy. How you only managed to only have 2 maxed grave? WOW Troll-ception Already saw this one.....why you copy it That was for a 2-player game Rip Lodin,Michele, but i find it awkward that you wouldn't stack both raydn+michele. And a zelnite lead Everything is a scoring unit now? Yay!!!! I was around for Round 13, but dropped off as life got too busy. Here's to refocusing my efforts! I had a nightmare the other night that I was all flabby, without any muscle at all. That happens when I don't work out as much as I should At first I just glanced at the title and thought it was a Mark Hoppus AMA and then saw the 11hrs and 213 comments and was like wtf. Then I reread the title. Shit just got real. Alloys Holy crap! Got AIDS? Wow, this video links to a solid goldmine of people feeling offended by stupid shit. What is the reason for the difference existing then? Why don't people just make everything 3.5 as it's smaller? I am confused. My Yamaha synth also required a 6.3 input jack and I also got a 6.3 golden adapter with that one Because ranked is more popular? Bendy metal cutlery doesnt sound very effective This, I need this but how could they move at the start? they were already looking at each other Wow really? I did not hear that at all and Karma 82 and TeeP 76... Pepsi and eggnog....together? Title = I'll never forget my husband's reaction the first time he heard me call my LO a shithead over the baby monitor. People do that? And like, does it lag? Sounds like something a Chinese gold farmer would say. Tajiks practically don't eat it, although ironically the major exception is their national dish, osh palav. Also funny is that they occasionally make the exact same dish without rice, substituting macaroni instead. Which one should i get I am so lost O_O since i got a 680 i feel wrong to go with a 970 Married, in the military, living in Germany. Two kids under the age of 5. Two years ago he was shot at in Afghanistan and told me he sometimes wishes it was me "next to him on this adventure". Activity pro has this weird bug that when you try to save and photos it saves 2 of them why get two stealth slants in different colors? But I've had 40 quests accepted before without leveling anything I arrived at this party 20 years too late because when it came out a friend of mine told me I definitely wouldn't like the debut album from **Batlord** with the goat on the cover I was thinking about adding dish soap in there but I was afraid it would suds up and bubble over like if you put it in the dishwasher I'm not sure if that gif is friendly Yeeeeaaaaaahh, I know. I'm subbed to them. That's how I knew where the source was was. Legit question: Why even buy this? Or am I I'm worried about where you found that example gif maybe you should work on not doing that at all one pink to in the stink I actually have asked people, yeah. Stress levels so high Ming's Heart needed a nerf? OK, from the comments below I've figured out how to reverse the punch, but how the hell do you get the bag to 150%?! dat low bet Anyone else see an insect that gets a hat? They look like demonic tennis balls "Goccia a goccia la moglie ubriaca", funziona benissimo come proverbio.. Così come "donna baffuta è sempre incinta" I feel like the steering this might be a safety issue I can't think of too many instances which would really support the idea that Luthor is more intelligent. Would you mind citing some examples? I've read a *ton* of DC Comics, but.....there are just so many. Mind blown Nothing else for now. 50 is an insane amount though Wait.. that was Emnes? Thought it was Gomis That.... is actually very much the way it started, are you psychic? Do you just know what you know OR........ Ha. I barely ate and GAINED weight. My metabolism was too smart for me. I dont know, but most likely not. I also wonder if its considered "white face" when traditional geishas use white face paint to appear pale and lovely. You've been banned for deleting your post. It's a trap Wait what? It didn't show that for me Was looking forward to this controller until I saw the $850K goal, and then to top it off, $299 Kickstarter price for the controller For one horrific moment I thought you said "REmaking." Is that fit for Summer? I could get behind that on general principle. Who wants a decorative noose around their neck Picture 21: He's just stating the exact point of the video I think you're just telling me that cuz you love falcon I think you missed a number there Haha omg. One of my friends is in this. Funny part is, we met during a ladle fight a few months ago... Dat ziggler hot tag Is it possible to call Nintendo and ask them if there's anyway they can transfer the data over to a new one? spotted on the sideline suited up, just not involved in the drive........ This...this is insane. exactly. how old are you people? And what will happen when that dream is destroyed.... Not sure what that is It looks like someone should have been working but instead decided to play with their lunch. So holy crap. Did anyone else not realize that Milani blushes come with a little brush in a compartment in the bottom? I've had a Milani blush for months and just figured this out.. Pretty sure that's existed for as long as I've known mangas (which is pretty fucking long). Surprised that it's still going! Was he a slow writer or what? err... I don't get the reference Woop woop! I am a band wagon fan and I am not afraid to say it! <( Damn, last time I checked it was $415 The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper... The fuck are you doing with 4 270x Honestly, I think incorporating a non-human terror like Dracula into *Heart of Darkness* (or a rough equivalent) would actually make the latter *less* frightening and disturbing. there's no best Bigfoot was weak to fire and paladins had flame charge. Elemental void didn't exist until last year Those feet Nigga, you serious? So what you're telling me is.... You can steam block acrylic and it becomes soft and drapey???? Oh gosh since it's directed at me I feel like it has something to do with Levi The 8-bit one is amazing He can't seriously be zapping himself That shit is fucked Hey, at least he has a job! Good for him. ^^^^I ^^^^hope ^^^^that's ^^^^a ^^^^job ^^^^ I am so glad about this gate - it saved me Russian around to the other one ... Is anyone? You mean God Gundam? my initial reaction is, this is stupid. i can't stop looking though.. "So now I am sitting on my couch with 4 sleeping on the back of it behind me. Two are fighting in the kitchen. I'm sure the other one is throwing up all over something I like." I'm a nanny...this sounds like my job ... ? There is a blood test for ebola, but it's usually to confirm that you do have ebola once it becomes symptomatic, not to test pre-emptively if it's in your system before you start to get sick (which is why the people in Dallas who were exposed to the ebola victim still need to be quarantined or monitored, since the tests are not that reliable). The best indicator we have for someone having ebola is if they start to get sick, unfortunately... but luckily, unlike a zombie, you could just leave people if they became symptomatic??? The Seagulls would probably shit all over the PC's ...Why? The colors can't be changing *that* much. A chart of the faces would be useful, but this just seems unnecessary I'm still using my dark salamander till now I guess I got used to looking for people before and after blinks. TPA is Garena i never tought about that... i just checked on wikipedia mai waifu was born in august 16 this was never said in her anime *la* autobus????? ( meanwhile...whats ur lcs team? "physically abused" as an insult Congrats! We're sort of in a similar situation. I quit my job to freelance full time within a week of finding out we were expecting, and my wife got laid off from her job at the end of last school year (the plan was for her work's heath insurance to cover all of us). Bizarrely, we *also* just had a car die on us Or you could just, you know, clip your cats nails. are Trains that rare in the US ? They're pretty common in the rest of the world What kind of sorcery is this ? If you double tap TP you go to base?! I don't see a problem in normal ones. What the fucking fuck of all the fucks in the world is going on in pic 5!?!? Latin? Useful? What year is this? Imagine a situation like that in real life Why would anyone want to join the military anyway? wut Wow, that was really nice. The writing style is almost hypnotic Dat setup yeah, because the 17 year old kids are busy masturbating to be able to ask anything. They probably are just star struck but how many missing persons have there been......????? All emotion and personality is gone in the photoshopped version. Holy crap, I truly didn't notice that until I read your comment I... waht. I guess it's progress, at least. :( Most people only think of refined sugar and grains as carbs, I suppose, so it SORT of makes sense....? Wow so I just got back from vacation to Miami but before we left, we decided to go the fastest route (which goes through Oglethorp). If I had been in a rush to get home instead of taking a slower coastal route through South Carolina..I would have been under that 20 QUID Lycos is still around? Holy shit Holy crap that is awesome! Are you adding trail renderers to those circles or is that just an illusion? That's a thing now? "if any only if" in the first sentence as well :) (side note, can't copy and paste--but how do you do that? Makes me feel old, haha! My baby girl is 13 But... There are three I've never seen Nightmare Before Christmas Why the fuck are their names listed Mexican twerking... Uhh. I was looking for a good guide to playing this one properly, actually! Didn't you post this yesterday? so pets being buffed made WD worse...? Right, this is a lot to take in Top car listed: over 24k miles, averaged 7150mpg Ha! I see what you did there! Could i have a link to that page. I can't seem to find that in the wiki are u the dude replying the comments of the dude disguised as another dude? I'm five hundred and five. Probably best to stay far, far away. Sounds kinda like the "If I can't have you, NOBODY will!" type Creepy stuff: I didn't touch a single person today I like my friends Water Chimera, they're powerful IMHO This is "I Will Eat Your Children, Murder Your Wife and Scratch Off Your Balls Cat", not Grumpy Cat They are all amazing... but that last one from what i read on the dog day dean hate on tumblr, they were saying it was promoting beastiality. How could you know my life isn't fraught with paranoia???? I mean, its not, but... Lmao i appreciate the positivity, but you're probably one in a million. It's obviously not a conventionally attractive feature, but its nice to know there's SOME people out there that like that sort of thing... so if i dont end up getting it i guess i have no choice but to look for you.... no shout out to froskurinn Or maybe they support Palestine. Damn, the explosion for the footage used in this gif Shaq Thats exactly what I want it has a gem?? just how do you plan on fitting that huge camera on an HMD? Take me with you, please. Sorry, been very busy How is he not in pain? That looks like it hurts. I don't get it Kukulkan available I thought that was a goose when I first saw it. whoa Can't tell if talking about the votes in general or mine specifically.... But all players were turned into the mistform last year. OOC: I think they both are somewhat, 16-12 if i remeber correctly. I still don't get why it deranked me :( Like, if I had lost a game before my rank got invisible, I would surely not have been ranked down as I won the past six games. And now I get deranked for a win What! Light Undine's "Absolute Defense" looks ah-mah-zing... this is the first time I'm seeing it I wasn't going to click on this link but then I saw who submitted it. The power of branding I agree with that, most people take their shower at home anyway, not at the gym, and when I do take it there I wear swimming trunks (most people do) . I could understand if it was a teen even though it's very stupid but a grown man who already has a wife who loves him as he is...I don't get it, nobody has to see his penis except her, maybe it's because I don't live in the US though. It seems like people show their penis to each other a lot in this country I also heard " my son has to be circumcised so he looks like me", when exactly is he going to verify that ? Hornet on Blood Gulch. So is this demo ass version gonna be in the demo list? *Hnng* you're perfect Yeah those Ronan base damage buffs are crazy huge. Gross, it looks like a goblin/imp. What on earth did you use to dye it that didn't instantly obliterate it? Blade of the bloodchief on Vish Kal is brilliant... Why didn't I see this? Joined the group, clicked submit, received a key for Canyon Capers \m/_ I heard about the change ahead of time and knew to take the cover out. I guess having the Club Nintendo stuff under the disc is all right. Some people might never take their manuals out but removing the disc is a must. There seems to be enough of their message to provoke people to look within but having a rectangular window that shows the code would probably be worthwhile unless they are trying to kill off Club Nintendo... [Spoiler](/s "Really? In a one vs one swordfight winner doesn't mean stronger? Wanna play some smash bros? Oh wow, what a coincidence that that vid on the front page shows it As person from the Czech republic I'm quite offended you put us with the likes of Romania, Serbia, Armenia...etc What the actual fuck!?! Good golly It amazing that it means "I am in great pain, please help me." Hello, I'd love a Bellsprout, please! I deposited a level 14 female Ducklett and my IGN is Fishy! When I Googled junt I found a random definition on Urban Dictionary... Oh my god I didn't realize it was THAT long ago How is that the same? HOLY SHIT JIMMY Why is it that the H110 doesn't have a glowing logo on its CPU block like its predecessor H100i? Roots are white Oh wow, now thats going to grate on my insides WHAT?!?! So Thawne is not.. Thawne!?!! Oh jesus, I think I would know if it was blood He is also Andy Bernard's dad. And Dee and Dennis' dad. Anyone thinking a main Son is going to bite the bullet this week??? Had a dream it was Bobby Elvis! I dunno where you got that idea, but even though my poop hurts it's not on fire Are you saying Neil Gaiman doesn't have experience in media?! When I was about 13 or 14, I jizzed on a pizza by mistake while masturbating in its direction, with my parents and siblings upstairs. I just masturbated in the kitchen then suddenly I had to cum. I tried to make it to the bathroom so I could jizz on the mirror or something, but then I fell dickfirst into the pizza box, and came all over it. I suddenly realized I had came on the pizza my family was going to eat so very quickly I took some bleach wipes and wiped down the pizza, I told my parents I couldn't eat due to being full, and they ate the fucking pizza Hot DAMN Am I the only one who wants sauce? # ( that game is great, it begins as a mystery and then I got spooked and haven't been back yet Oh, that is a _pretty_ Safari. This is the first time I've ever realized the kid has sand in his hand. I got it at GamesPlanet UK, but it seems to have disappeared yesterday. You can't even change your team name!? Yeah; that was completely new to me. One of the sources discusses the ways they gather starfish - moping being the preferred method because Its so gentle. It was a little bit nightmarish to see all of them on the mop afterwards though. She's hairier than I am Instead of an insulin pump, a caffeine pump. Would help me wake up in the morning. The luck is so real there. whoa ish made a 3 I'm not 100% sure how this works, but I think you owe me lunch now. oh wow 39 pets...That's a lot more than I thought this person had I wouldn't wanna run into the big fucker it stole that head from. I wouldn't doubt it. I freaked myself out thinking about a solid tan and black wall of blood sucking evil coming for me that I understated the numbers. Especially if they are all 10x their normal size! Even if that's not it, thanks for linking that. It's beautiful as fuck. Thanks for letting me know! I couldn't justify spending more now though. That order was for two and I already have a haul coming my way... i think you mean yo yo yo ost me plz!!!! (> Did she also shit herself? But seriously, GameStop codes? As in, for the Gengars? I'd trade for those too. I errored?? I am re-opening the gates again I... i really hope you have insurance OP I can't refute your logic. Haha sure! I'm not in any rush, but I wasn't sure if you needed it for your friend immediately or anything like that >.< Haha I was certain that more people would jump at this oppurtunity Sounds like murder in my book! I did the exact same thing when I bought a bunch of merch and was perfectly fine Dude is lucky the coke didn't bust open... obviously they use good packaging to make sure it's not going to get dissolved by stomach acid... but 48 days is a longgggg exposure! Is your daughter's username /u/lacquerwhore? Jesus Crust, SirFoch is *dominating*. I don't get it? What's the jiu jitsu reference? Not sure why you need skrelp, unless you have another version of the game? Is he *not* loved? They can do *this* but they can't make hover boards? surely if people like them they will upvote them -6, most downvoted post? that is one disturbing mermaid Which is...? That's supposed to be a fish? We Americans agree on only a few things - one of them is we don't like people telling us what to do. I don't see Americans agreeing on this. And our current government can't agree on anything - well, except for the ISIS air attacks. Yikes - our country would kill the chicken space dragon thingie, OMG. Just stumbled on this guy when listening to F.O.O.L ep and Air slash? Looks about right. no complaints here parzialmente OT, ma Thriller di Michael Jackson quante cazzo di copie ha venduto? C'e' un abisso tra lui e il secondo Twist: it's the same guy has someone the link for the full vid or at least, the name of dat two babes wow why chromebook pixel is so expensive besides screen? >That's supposed to be a fish? It looks like one of my cats shits I read that as "Deep fry your shit" and I was like good list! but i think lucy butchered and exaggerated the concept of reaching 100% of mental capacity by mixing it in w a bunch of weird ass vodoo shit Yes, Kaz knows Big Boss' name; he frequently screams it out at the top of his lungs when they have sex. No, he's based on Raven from Tekken 5. Even if it was on Immer? 2??? Ma scherzano? Ebola è 4! OMG! DON'T SHOOT! Wait she was laughing because we were going to die? That Agony Grasp ring I want to know how many guys wrap their drivers side plug wires the LONG way Electric toothbrush! When stepdad told me and my stepbrothers "to have fun", aka grill the leftover meat, have some beers etc, while they went to a birthday they were invited to. As they came back, we were sitting on the patio, drinking beer and listening to music over laptop-speakers, so we were having fun, stepdad started to yell at us that we're the biggest anti-social people on the planet for doing so. What? Wait, there's non-flushable toilet paper? Where do you get rid of it? Least erotic... or *most* erotic? A pacifier, or whatever it's called. Why would you do that? why did I not think of this Holy shit, I thought they abandoned the project Umm... That seems a bit... Fast Why is it more likely that she has part trauma than an out of town boyfriend? If that's true, then I totally missed that too Why is there a Titans logo in the sidebar of the texans subreddit? We don't face them next week. Do people really think it's the same? And laggy Hope not, my Titan is female... There is no toilet paper at urinals? maybe its the runes, but even my unruned water ninja hits higher than that While it probably made some of the priests go " fyi, i didnt pay full price for destiny!! ummm.... I read that and was like My old obgyn's office has Garfield posters on the ceiling. That's nuts. Oh man.. I remember when I saw a 500mb HDD for the first time... I was like... omfggggg 500 floppy disks in this thing. How the fuck do they do it? People are truly discovering this now What's a dick bib? You look polished... but now I keep looking for a male part You sure? Looks like a powered far field monitor speaker to me. What am I missing here, please tell me, I want to know... Please. in my dreams hahah ... Your hair Germs are stopping me... Let's not forget Vulcan Raven being eaten alive by ravens............. I can see them on my chrome browser This has to be a very sick and twisted joke. As i mentioned before I wasn't sure if I knew "Ja Jenni" or not, but I received a text this morning from my stepdad that there was a police officer named John Thornton that used to coach his nephew's Pee Wee league many years ago one question.... Do you poop money xD? cauz this must have cost a lot! I'm the same height and 235 lbs and will also be following this advice According to you, Steam does it and every other company that exists does it. But somehow I'm ignorant one for saying EA/Origin does it. What the fuck? But imagine a sock with no holes Don't know Time to main Soraka DAT SKIN I don't really feel like people should do that in the first place. "oh yeah we downgraded the default settings so that every version looks the same". This is stupid. Especially when all those nice and shiny things are in the files anyway, WHY should a user do work how to make it look good? I don't think there's any way to make better breasts than those. They're the "Citizen Kane" of boobies. Kudos! and oh so many thanks for sharing! I'm now wearing earplugs to bed.... In fact, fuck it. Full hazmat suit. Fuck that shit TIL Asking someone to coffee is cringe-worthy For perfect competitives, it's 2 pumpkins each. The Skarmory perfects are 6iv so that's 4 each. I've run out of male Eevees. The 25 def (Edd 24044) one you're looking at is a bankball 12.5% HA female, so she'd be 3:1. Are you really interested in trading that many pumpkins? do you often eat ladybugs? so cheaters dont get banned? I want to hug you and give you grilled cheese sammiches, chocolate, and very strong liquor to help you feel better. league is not expensive 6 months?! Now we know the max capacity for a crematory's oven. Guess you use shady clans The person I am referring to... knows what i'm saying. Jeanine Bueller is played by Jennifer Anniston It's brick. It is indeed! Dafuq did I just read? Those Oshiki Hitoshi pics Keep in mind a ryudes sword is the biggest game changer ever for a kaiser Why on earth would you answer that?! Where are you from in the world that you don't know what a cup is I have never realized that til now I live 4 hours away in Lubbock. I'm scared I was trying to spot the difference. Until I realized they were the same... Oops, I thought I had. How the actual **** are they carrying all the weapons!? Holy shiiit... Dat frame rate... Minor faction units would be nice to start with... some of them are OP when you can get them, although I always wonder why a flying unit can't cross water without learning how to sail first Zombie hordes? Here come the banshee farmers DAMN :O Really? I see you online though.... I have no idea who or what Wigglesworth is. Would you mind providing some context around that, please? OMG OMG OMG! hahaha. Congrats, you and baby must feel awesome. Sorry if this is dumb but do you mean you really went a week without pooping? I usually go like 2-3 times a day...I can't wrap my mind around going that long without The hell Yeah fiddle with the searches, I managed to get done pretty good results.... Also what's with entire basketball courts in your barn? OH MY GOODNESS WOW....frick what? I need to look into this stuff...is this technically RNG? I don't care mind you- It's just...it's like your showing an ancient some sciencey stuff Surgery on fat people is *really* risky. You've got loads more fat to cut through, obviously, and sometimes you can't stop the bleeding. Then there's medication/anesthetic etc. Plus I imagine their health would not be good at that weight and recovery from that sort of surgery would not be easy in that state. Plus think of all the leftover SKIN That would coincide with the Bert's personality in my opinion, so that makes sense. He kind of supports himself on the wall for the most part when he kicked the holes in both the walls so that would support that. It seems like we are on the cusp of some of the more important truths being revealed, so that's exciting! Now to get use to that month wait... That would coincide with the Bert's personality in my opinion, so that makes sense. He kind of supports himself on the wall for the most part when he kicked the holes in both the walls so that would support that. It seems like we are on the cusp of some of the more important truths being revealed, so that's exciting! Now to get use to that month wait... stone pants?! I'll be buying Janna a fan I guess Y yo tenía entendido que eran 10 Well i guess everyone has their own weird fetishes theres more !!!! That as my exact train of thought man. That is a fuck-ton of silk and fish. And right next to Cerro? Rare or secret? goal I went to the San Diego one too, was very confused reading this how come some of your responses seemed like part of it was cut off? or your grammar is really terrible.. Just subbed thanks to you figuring out you could sub For some time i tought you were going to fuck the Skin Thats something a TNT member would say Who didn't know it was a face-hugger? ...There's better ways of presenting your opinions. such short notice So many giveaways it feels like I'm watching an AHL game. I could only wish that were true. Except for the '70s part. Those earth tones. All women Whoa! I probably come up to your knee. Was that a slight racist jab at around 2hr 44mins about EDG and SHRC? Or was it in reference to their play styles? How many episodes of what length and how many seasons will there be? Your dog's a psychopath. Wow... I do too. My mom has said the same; they also use to play with it when thermometers broke I really don't even want to think about what makes a human body burn better :-( Sounds like you've maybe given it a bit of thought though, hey mate? holy shit This reminds me of that Mythbusters episode with the dead pig in the car for a month... is this true? Why does that have anything to do with keto though? ( Are you saying that without paying hefty sum of money you would have had a space sim without a ship? That happens to me but I'm always with someone. And it's always someone different. Once it was Jaime from Game of Thrones (who I didn't realize I had the hots for... > She didn't mention that her boss was the local MD HQ leader I went to upvote you and I almost clicked the link person who made the video Obligatory face imitation ( Before Ubisoft became the "morality police" my favorite way of harassing them was to...MURDER THEM. "Turtles?" Terrifying just utterly terrifying.... but i'm not crazy i never knew robert was toxic It's a photograph of a paper skull a friend made, it's the physical representations of a low-poly digital skull...made digital again on this poster, wow How did they got there? Dear God... Did Sarah Palin *procreate*..? I want that Phantom texture on my armor... I wanted to suggest Ben Aaronovitch, author of the brilliant "Rivers of London" urban fantasy novels, but then I realized he's already written "Remembrance of the Daleks" (1988) and "Battlefield" (1989). Yeah and there's a really, really, low risk of catching it. The government has everything under control. nothing to worry about. At all. PS - and bro hugs all round for a good old circle jerk. Why do you need so many fans? The old sion? Or the new one A friend showed these too me, and my first thought was that there are probably Hello Kitty ones too - and sure enough, there are. That said, at least there's no such thing as Sailor Moon 'personal massagers' - unlike Hello Kitty. a voice of reason on the interwebtubes?! 7GB!!! Looks promising...but I would need some more photos...to be sure..and for...science, you know But why? Wow Like *Heads turn* "WhAAT KEYBOARD IS THAT I MUST POSSESS IT And what are the changes of that Oh, really? I thought... Er, nevermind... Damn.... Are my threads your new home now? That's how mine are. I'm going to try a place today. I hope it works, I can't touch my eyeballs So you're actually planning on taking on castle of Satan? I suspect this is a strain of sexuality that is closely related to swinging? Cuckolding could also likely fit into this genre. If you're going to share/exchange/have multiple sexual partners, this seems like the most responsible method. I can't give you any stats on brothers or sisters sharing spouses but if Hollywood is any indicator of the social norm (obviously it is Works fine for me It's almost like Microsoft is turning it into a low-end pc... Doh! I was about to start using this and this point might make me switch to google charts as well. Ist die Seite... ernst gemeint? I can transfer to Russia, Turkey and EUNE for free That sounds like a nightmare Why in the world did you log all these numbers in increments of 5? The nanogun shoots purple rays for me. Not sure if improv or genuine advice... I'm trying not to laugh at work, but I'm trying to measure how much attention span a doorknob would have. Or how this metaphor ever existed to start with Wait, are you the grandson of a nazi supporter, or is he the grandson of a nazi supporter? Whoa I knew I didn't need English class in high school. I could have just used reddit. Why in the name of god would you put the strikers that way round Yes the 2nd cape isn't gemmed, however, even when gemmed the stat difference is too minimal. Also, from 377 to 440 you get +1 stamina TIL we are not even remotely "typical" Americans and my daughter is a crazy healthy eater u missed pcoc.. we've got some dragonball shit going here 28,000 points?! Also gilded NINE TIMES?! I just had an odd experience. Last night, I got the silver treat bag for hitting 1150 probes. I opened TO on my phone just now and...got a silver treat bag for having 1150 probes. What's Book of life tho? What in the world motivates someone to look into five month old posts? 10 marks? Yup new AHS came on last night I have it recorded. I also watched the season finale of Legends and.... wow Great name! Also... I feel the need of hugging Luna right now That "NAUGHTY" in the video was kind of random This makes me so happy. Right on. I'm wondering why they don't want the players to test the fixes. goddamn... Question how did you get Butt Stallion? Thanks! Having somewhere to post my progress with this challenge and seeing others pursuing it too has been super motivating! My kitchen cabinets have never looked better. I haven't even made it to the downstairs closet yet. He topped out at 92. Still a Jealous of your co-op hot bar! The only hot bar I have near me is Whole Foods, and I've been known to spend close to $20 on a salad I was going to say "She needs another bra." But then I realized, she's not wearing one at all. We should check if it was reported to bug tracker So, the alien in the first movie was basically comparable to a feral human throwing feces and just going apeshit on a spaceship alone? ( whoah. This is getting pretty intense. I'm glad I decided to read it all the way through to the second and third parts. A lot of series' usually drone on, but damn. This one. Holy moly O had a fucking panic attack when i passed a clot the size of a golf ball, maybe larger. I hung up on my dad and called my OB the nurse said call back if they got bigger than a base ball. Does it... bend? holy fuck And you call people a faction hopper lol I looked at the title fast and I though it was a ft howl stat and I saw the 58 keys and I was like If I start typing in reddit in the search bar it auto completes to reddit. What browser do you use? I've not even started skyrim cause i'm still playing oblivion "The hottest big brother player ever and nice guy!" not to mention millions watching online Can we have *one* of these posts without people shitting on it? This is a self-help sub for fuck's sake Mhm, that's wierd, I must have moved the eggs unintenionally I saw pictures of Baro taking his shirt off at the end of the Dallas concert... AS;FLKJASG;LHGLNALJF... he better do it in SF too or I will flip tables. And I am glad you posted them! I'm having trouble with all of the above which I think is why it stood out so much for me :P My D&D character pics all look really boring :/ All of my pics really Ah, I have completely quit with my regular snacks (used to eat a bowl of potato chips in the weekend, but found out it actually was 1000 calories in that one bag I think if I sold something I painted for over $1000 I'd be feeling pretty fucking good about myself. His balls... How do you auto follow? The shorter way as it is now looks way better, but the grammar.. I'm barely awake, so I read garlic as girls. Weird. I never have people blocking me especially if I comment first. You have a decent acc too. I'll give her props for being a genetic lottery winner, but thems some crazy eyes. The flow on this is amazing Brings all new meaning to the phrase "faster than a speeding bullet.". Though lube may start to get expensive, and too risky without Gen 4 has secret bases?! I think I ended up cutting them with cheap shears, at least they looked like shears ... No.... 1998 was 16 years ago Millbee won the 1st race without an offensive item There's a subreddit for everything! I just looked at the options Would you mind explaining how exactly it is racist? this is melee Gene Wars? Yeah I don't get it... I didn't understand the reference either but now I'm scared I'll remember that next time I want to go on vacation. Why bother when there are pictures and videos online of exotic places. Lol? I also played 7/3 and got gold 2 > Ehh???????? Your house has a drinking fountain? Are u sure its not both?????? I guess I gotta get on that Idea then. Just out of curiosity as a dancer myself; how has your feet changed in terms of size, shape and strength. I've seen many ballet dancers with some crazy toes... Um.....not even close I'm still seeing it on the front page though Does the nil sword have a unique powerstance L2? That patient actually fell into a coma and died soon enough, and the room he was in was left unused until i finished my internship. Oh? 11 days ago the script was updated and dnahelloj continues to post the stream links while VLC got shutdown ? who downvoted this I'm an old fucker now..... 30 Where does the coffee go? Betray faction for Tusclan But...Destiny ~~That addicting, huh... is 4 am in my country, but i can't go to sleep now..i'm Is this not a tad overkill? It looks amazing but I roll the fattest blunt and most time I smoke it in two parts AND I'm smoking local homegrown dirt weed Fuck, Andrew Luck just teleported. This is good to know. Current anouncements are really horrible, no idea what went through the minds behind that.. i wish i could upvote you more than once Yeah, I have about $700/mo in loans Damn first is miami i hope?? The place at LA looks like a museum Yeah, pretty sure I said this in my post Wow. That's... I really don't understand how that works, at all. ... Holy crap. I forgot that I unlocked so many bugged achievements! I just downloaded the update and hopped on for the first time in a year and I unlock 16 achievements worth 440 points. I still have a ton of stock achievements and 2 DLC achievements left. But my gamerscore in Halo 4 went from 735 to 1175. Woah. Ok so then he actually might keep his Rank 1 for a while then i do that I hoped for Star Trek reference Goddamn, the amount of people here who said their door got taken away scares me. I think your stalking me... but who is right?.... thats what I was wondering Today at work (waiter), the hostess came up to me and told me that one of the ladies that I had just served told her as she was leaving:**"I took the waiter's pen, because its nice and I really need a pen. But its not stealing because I told you right? So it's Okay. Bye"** I'm just waiting for the big ass fight with RWBY, JNPR, SSSN etc. According to Jeff, he's written an ensemble theme, similar to individual character themes from the trailers, but for multiple teams at once. The possibilities are just fucking staggering Hmm was playing exp last night on UK and DE servers and it was really not harsh. Often there were too much stuff, had problems only to find weapons and ammo. What irked me were those frequent server crashes I don't think I understand what you mean... REM while awake? Isn't REM classified as a stage of sleep? Wait, do I know you? So, not only did Kirmin Kerman travel back in time, but he landed on another planet in another solar system? Jens? My husband and his friends will yell "venom fang!!" from the bathroom. "even strange world of Vocaloid" Yeah I seen somethings... I am monitoring the reply to this question dem stones Exactly... But this one,according to official website, has rechargeable battery that pace, Is that consider a spoiler?? What? JEEZUS FUCK THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COULD OTK THE WORLD What if they were female doctors? Why are there Worms in Terraria? Did you guys notice, the left guy looks like Krepo and the third like Wickd BD is left or right pic? O_O O_O O_O O_O "rotta" for "corrotta" is also obscure. I couldn't understand the sentence even being native italian I'm from the glorious continent of Europe! So, are you from the U.S.A and why are you still awake, hmmm? Hey, I think I just saw a Skyrim image of a stockpile, was that yours? yes they are The quality on that gif is amazing Self-conscious Enrico I wonder what happened to the local resident. WHAT is random in civ5? Awesome doesn't even cut it. O_O ! O_O Talking kitty? O_o How does it talk? Meoooow. Meoow. What does that mean in cat? Meooow Meooow meow meoow. ... O: HOLY SHIT THAT COMPLETED LIST Yes. ULEfuckingWATM8???????:-):-(;-):-P=-O:-*:OB-):-$:-!:-Ix-(:-/ Whatsup with all these Key & Peele videos? I forced myself to watch this one, but are they really that good to deserve being on /r/video frontpage everytime? Are you sure you have the FoodPlus mod even installed? Hecka late reply, Riida what does this have to do with Kraken How do you even find that...i mean what did you google to come across whatever that was I'd really rather not try to fuck a soda can. I just got 22 for 600G's. how do you know he's not? All these SSD discounts YOU MEAN The baby's name was Simeon.. Kinda confused on how that would work for me. Would I be screwing a guy with a vagina then? WHY doesn't Riot sell e-tickets :/ at least then you could get the skin codes or something (like blizzcon does although this would limit viewers. maybe set it up to allow exclusive content or something? if you bought an e-ticket). But seriously, I'd kill something for that figurine and cape And we're really friendly The Blackfish is the POV What's his name, and how does one do 20+ dice of damage? That's not really reassuring Nissa has a second ability? :| ... :P ... THEY HAD A GAME?! Im yet to see a good looking cloak in an mmo. Well, there was one exception - the early Aion asmodian 'capes' were pretty cool, but then they removed them for no apparent reason The GOP might be too liberal for Huckabee... Yup waiting for my fourth to come back from some personal stuff so we can all dive into this stuff. I think I'll go Wilhelm but I really have no idea. They all seem so great How much is just teh case? Your use of 'more' implies it's already involved I just realized... this has already 175 chapters nope, went and looked up each individual player, they were indeed unranked and one of them didn't even have a s3 rank You use C for game development?! I got the Medela through Byrum Medical supplies. I haven't hit my deductible for my insurance because they cover so much for me (so no complaints from this preggers) but it is a low deductable that my secondary insurance should cover actually. I may make it out of labor and delivery without a big bill Yeah because people give something about the labels that the games give those characters C'est quoi ce chapeau What are trunk parties? Yea, no idea (I kinda knew, but not really :P) my knife was worth as much as it is Or is the middle taped onto the corners Ça veut dire quoi couillon Yes! This! *No one* ever seems to know this show whenever I bring it up. One of my favorite shows growing up, but that ending... They went at the end of the fourth WHOA! I had no idea Actually it's not; it's actually very heavily researched. I wrote a six page paper on it for a communications class, citing everyone from economists to a supreme court justice. I just don't particularly think you'd read the whole thing; so that's the short version. Done. They were more fun but got angry when I asked for kiss on my cheek Why isn't Cloud Atlas on this list? need that dress I do, I'm just stating how it works. Not sure why I was downvoted. eh. I was shopping with a friend the other day and I was like, oh my god the bombs on saturday! everyone around us stared at me Well seeing as I am not white with blonde hair and blue eyes, I don't really care to find out I'm getting no results on GTS... sniped? Window down and louder music helps. What REALLY helps is smoking He knows exactly where he's going. Wow, just wow. Reading those lines at the end while that music plays is so epic Unless it was a false idol. My god, The "Picture stories" thing is spreading from GTA V Coulda been worse. What if you were drawing pictures of a human-sized cockroach pegging dick girls? That bomb I like this idea a lot better. I think having more than three regions in a district would be a little too much. The council would be pretty huge if that happened. How do you make lines that neat? Are you a robot? I mean, how do you manage to do this? I want to try DarkViolet, but there's no ROM file... OP could you help me figure out why that is? My boyfriend does this sometimes too (when he isn't snoring).... the snoring annoys me LESS than this That's crazy, but I've never really played LoL. What a coincidence Where do you even find these things, damn What's with the downtvotes There are still tv's being sold that don't support 1080p? The lowest i can find to buy near me is 900p at least and it costs <100$. WTF? Holy SHIT. I was about to turn it off because credits and then There is a LASO achievement So... just the Barney movie, then? What else is rated G other than films for toddlers? WTF. I thought this was a bad joke but I checked and Holy shit that was fast! this ain't no pokemon yo, those things cost a lot OOOOOHHHHH That's crazy! :O I wonder why TNT didn't implement these This is insane - they are trading offenses on Freight SnD i heard they will sell the championship riven in store on finals so yea u dont have to pay for 200 bucks for 1 skin Not really. It doesn't happen on any games on handhelds though, even with 3DS. Such a great subreddit! I thought I was a DDD, but I'm apparently a JJ. Or it could be the Dark Side Cave I've had an immense amount of sexual dreams since I started nofap. Some of the time it was me looking up porn. I'm currently taking that class too! Maybe you're in my class fellow redditor It's all relative to what uniques you use ( ...Why is "rape" #8 on that list? Wait. You can't download it, or you can't run it? Where was it leaked? I'm definitely slowly running out of Zel with all of these fusions. My karma is over double my Zel now. Oh damn, that's awful Plot twist. Doffy is Belamy's father My mom often tells me to not even bother getting married because men aren't worth it (my dad cheated on her once). She also tells me not to have children because she has told me before she regrets having children... and that she will refuse to take care of my children if I ever have any and need help. I can't imagine her refusing to look after my kid(s) for a day or something since kids are usually so cute and stuff.. .but that's far in the future still haha. I hope by the time I'm 30 my parents will be more accepting of things than they are now like you say. They'll be close to 70 by then Because you know, the $27 I paid for it was a total overcharge for the nearly unlimited amount of fun that I've had over the past 3 years Oh right hes a centre back And when he got to the part where he dry-shaved everything behind his ears with a straight razor? Where did you hear the name calling from? Wow, I never knew Malala was a Comrade! Holy shit! wtf is /b/? Skyrim with all my 50gb of mods The black wings are part of the Freedom already Haha yeah, ive seen Overdose before. One time I saw "undercover" and I was like Why? How so I was around 8 or 9 and shared the bedroom with my 13yo brother. One night I woke with some muffled sounds from the tv. I turned around and he was watching some furious porn on our video. I was like How does he sleep with him just staring with those cold movie ruining eyes! hate to say this but...imo it would be incredibly hard to say no to a guy who just confirmed he has teste cancer...imagine it in her shoes You don't give a fuck about nerd wars but you love to post on Drama AND SubredditDrama. Omg I didn't realize we were having the conversation on /r/pokemontrades xD ~~Are we allowed to talk about genning/cloning there easier Quake 3 with ~80gb of mods and custom content If I get the icky drippy nose thing I'll twist the corner of a tissue and shove that up my nose like a nose tampon LOL. Of course I only do this at home. That guy in the bottom... Imgur works fine for me Omg, he's adorable. I love your falco man. Do you have any significant hand/wrist problems after so much melee? I am just now starting to have decent tech skill and I'm already getting thumb tendinitis I found this picture in a folder of images I'd saved a long time ago and made it my wallpaper yesterday... now it's on /r/wallpapers. Good find on that video btw, that was just AWESOME. Those people are so talented What does that have to do with this post? I've Never seen one before Why can you respect one evidence-free magic claim but not the other? When i first read the title I was like Whhhoooooooaaaa Nautilus need a sizefix, and Malph too - definitly! I played Obsidian Malphite yesterday against a Sion, and pls. Malphite looks like a Malphitechild against the new Sion 30 minutes i hope they get added soon I just about lost my shit when I read everything yesterday, and then today. I woke up, expecting to see the Miku dungeon later on next week or something... and then... Um, wat? Aw damn, well search 'scariest disturbing creepiest' and sort by Top/All Time. There are about 3 really good threads with hundreds if stories. I spent days reading them, they also kept me from sleeping sometimes. ... It is so cute that somehow it's come back round to being ugly. Cool I'm confused. With Minecraft Forge installed this mods folder already exists You are what I, and a massive amount of people hate the most about DayZ. As already said, Call of DayZ kid Holy mother of god You can get hash in the UK? I enjoy having this font over the others, but until now I didn't realize it wasn't intentional I get it but he fucking taller then cho almost the entire game You're fast! Wow. I just noticed I have you as a friend in BF. MOTHER OF GOD! significatnly richer? 2 hours? Thanks bud. Sorry, my incompetence is showing added!....interesting name... I earn less than that in a month. Call me.... whatever you want, but I don't remember that particular joke J'ai du mal à comprendre comment tu peux ne pas voir le problème environnemental I will take that warning to heart! I'm surprised Deman isn't No.1 In picture 6, why does it say "a Syoaiya and Blue in Green design collaboration" on the pocket bag? Cringing so hard at the huntress Yeah, reading other comments made it clear. But fuck. Why did they get so much, are cows bigger over there? Don't people usually split by the fourth or half here? That's one huge cock why so impatient? Did he just call her ugly? wow that sounds terrible on that note... the entire prep is horrible Is breathing through your mouth 24/7 okay when fighting tho? That's uncolored from the lineart Oh shit I forgot Chuck Norris Then don't buy level 1000 Iris... >EDIT: I forgot to put info in the title...but you can't edit titles. She doesn't really care much about it, yet she's going to invest her energy into being against it and not vaccinating her own child. Yeah.. you sure don't care. That is beyond bizarre. Geezez krist! I hope I'm able to raise this much for my own Kickstarter You know i read that wrong at first. I thought you were asking why Riker is *leaking* Scary thing is I still don't know if it was sleep paralysis Wow, what's that mouse/tablepad? There's something oddly revealing about this post, followed by how the mods responded to it. One mod thought it was funny, so clearly another one decided to turn it into a problem and... confirm any "witch-hunting" ideas that may have happened in this thread. It's like accusing somebody of shooting people for no reason, and then they retaliate by... shooting people for no reason. LOL why would they be gay? damn i posted my real hair pics before Oh my god, their hamsters are evolving, into guinea pigs and/or Australian Mini-Bears (Wombats) Man old Vitor doesn't even look like the same person Yeah.. just went to that chatroom on EUNE. 4/1 after promo matches. Just..need..another..21..wins. Well. Guess I'm leaving my broken bones, broken from now on. I did the same thing. XD 100 accounts is a lot, I was afraid I was accidentally one of them. 3-0 Oh no I upvoted! what's not to get? the title says it all yeah that's what it is (from sexy mild to totally wild), so what am i missing? I had no idea some people pull them straight out yeah but my point is, whats your point? you said "i don't get this" i told you what's not to get, the title is there, if you see more walking down the street,why does that matter to me o_O, maybe you should peek out the window? lol? **edit**: read the sidebar (mild to totally wild) learn to read You *want* to have a strict NAT? You are insane Yeah I know that, but still It's weird that GAME told my friend to bring his 3DS with him. I was sure they would tell him to wait until it starts but not to bring his 3DS what do they use for dot product, then? I was put on birth control for years due to getting my period way too much. I tried to go off it multiple times and it came back just as it had in the beginning. I've been off it once more for the last two months and I haven't gotten any signs of it...normally I would have had it four times by now. I feel like one day I'm just going to start spewing all that blood to make up for it .....OH MY GOD. SO THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT BY YOU DIDN'T MEAN FOR CAT TO BE IN YOUR NAME D: LIKE AKJSHDAJKSHD I NEVER NOTICED YOUR USERNAME WAS TACTICUS BACKWARDS I saw this about 4 hours ago and it was on the 8000s and now it's 4844 while showing a 96% approval, meaning it's lost almost half its score while only 1 of 25 people are downvoting. I saw this about 4 hours ago and it was on the 8000s and now it's 4844 while showing a 96% approval, meaning it's lost almost half its score while only 1 of 25 people are downvoting. I saw this about 4 hours ago and it was on the 8000s and now it's 4844 while showing a 96% approval, meaning it's lost almost half its score while only 1 of 25 people are downvoting. I saw this about 4 hours ago and it was on the 8000s and now it's 4844 while showing a 96% approval, meaning it's lost almost half its score while only 1 of 25 people are downvoting. Imagine the amount of nutrients or milk that would have taken Does this suggest we should actively stop people from being "special" so others can be? If it comes down to that I say we go with the fair version, duh They can't this is freehand?? i didn't say that pawn didn't deserve to be on the list Yeah, but what about the one guy who had his one lined meme removed but then made another meme and got like 6000 upvoteswaaaaiiiittt a minute.... Really? Why would you? Can't you go on other anime sites and watch it in HD? Or your country doesn't allow you? Good god. Did people really hate healing in RPG's that much prior? I couldn't grow that much hair on my vag if I tried I have black hair and my bush has never gotten remotely close to that his win rate if falling Mighty fix at that I kinda wish you didn't show me this because dear lord I want it. I would love to know this too i just got the game and i dont have internet at my house, this online crap needs to stop... why would they do this is beyond me, i think they lost their minds Really? Thanks This is really awesome! I never knew she appeared in the starting room I thought you were making that up, but a quick Google search reveals that apparently it really is a number for an escort service. Not sure if excite Those look remarkably like North Pole Elves. I **HAVE** to say, all of this happened after I switched from TVA to city BUTLER Why is everyone responding to this comment applauding your behavior? Never even thought about that. Arashi just kinda stares. "What are they even talking about?" he wonders First thing i remembered was Super 8. I even thought that Kojima or del Toro had done it because of Super 8. Didn't know they were claiming to be "the first". Thanks for the info! Thanks and wow that dude is one heavy sleeper! Have you tried the Doritos/Mtn Dew cupcake recipe? man me and toast have taken on the KK so many times now..over 80 i bet by now..and only a dry mace..and you get that in 4 3.45am and I hear laughing babies The fuck this tourney is so hype TAKE THE MIC OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!! Sorry I have to shout because I'm now deaf No shit of course nothing happens in a recap episode. This is a *game*? i though Riot OCE did our servers d0pe I will never get how on earth you can tolerate an FPS under 50 You should learn to alter them. I see magic happen on various diy instructional videos. I told myself I would not buy new clothes but learn to alter old ones...so far I have only succeeded in creating an enormous pile of ill fitting clothes in the corner of my room but I still hold out hope. I am not on the keto train yet and have been slowly but undeniably gaining weight, I'm on my last pair of jeans so I'm gonna have to start going down soon or be naked...which will be sad for everyone teach me masta those stockings for someone who claims that he build keyboards that easier and more intuitive to learn, this keyboard actually seems much more complex to learn. You have to remember key combinations to type a certain letter. And then type lot's of combinations in correct order just to type a word. How is this more intuitive? So YOU'RE the one tearing up all my mountain biking trails How far back did you go? both of those were posted on this reddit ages ago, like almost a year if not more 94C? Oh my gawd Did you play a hunter? That was me I've never seen a domesticated bat before. I didn't even know that was a thing. MrNoltzz This was . . . cryptic? Yeah I know but looking back now I'm laughing cause I was excited then I'm like O hai.. Dropbox, Facebook, Google are Chinese-made? OMG I just realized how many buses in different cities I've been to has these Really They all start with KKK I just wanted to let you know you voided an incredibly disturbing villager into my town and now he won't leave .... Hint, he's camoflauge and he looks like this: It's two different people - no blood relation - although I can easily see how it sounded like it was incestuous When you eat enough hot food, your asshole builds up a tolerance to the heat just like your mouth does. I went through a phase of eating stupidly hot stuff. Never had ass blood, though. Hahaha, I like Hannah. But I guess it's bad of me that I thought she'd been killed last season! holy fuck 55k From what creature did that monstrosity emerge from I see squares and and squares with colour gradients... whats going on Did that make tv? it's a japanese P.E uniform O_O, that's mild, if you don't like it, you can just look out your window,or click another thread lol ? Loveling, Dandy and Insec are way better than Svenskeren Are you serious? He has basically become my nemesis, since i face him so often in constructed. I'm stunned by the coincidence. Yeah, id really like to know which are those weapons...i must have missed them on my way to BR65! I strangely wanna eat it? "The Miracle of Life" .... Dear gods! That's bloody awful! So why did I laugh..... Pantheon Uzi, so young and so fucking good My life is changed now ... In France it's at least 5€ Are you telling me you completed the whole game without finding a single catalyst? 35+4...one month from my due date!! Officially saying I'm 8 months now :) been feeling well, just huge and bumbly. Still getting out for 2mi walk most days. Husband is home now as I've been raving about for awhile :) ahh just so happy!! He loves what I've done with the nursery so I feel pretty accomplished. Will post photos when it's all ready. Next dr appt is on the 23rd when I'll be 37+1. And from there weekly Why does salvifics fac always make their threads with PSA in the title like what the actual fuck This is the TL;DR version? I was raised by extremely-protective, religious parents. When I was home one summer from college, my father told me I wasn't allowed to borrow the car after sunset one evening to visit my then-boyfriend because he was convinced it was going to break down and I would be raped and kidnapped... That using tampons would make a girl no longer a virgin. I hope so :) or maybe sex just was very very bad with me Damn. Over 1200 likes? Yeah. The crazy thing about all this is that this is the SLOWER, *DECLINING* version of Manny. That's really strange. I was replying to the Type-0 spoiler thread. No clue why it ended up here instead. Just make sure you keep records of who you sell to if you are within the united states What is it? Maybe, but would you say no to him? 5k hours What was he ranting about? >or maybe sex just was very very bad with me true, but what's difficult about using the damn turn signal? i mean , our exam is a joke, but they DO explain why/how to use a turn signal in drivers ed. fuck...i shouldve let comments load first Uh? I can't imagine living somewhere not full of Spanish speaking people What's your gender? It's just a character ID OP repost this when you'll actually be here to remove pictures per request esp 'cause no one looks like they wanted their pic taken Jets are winning 7-3 I don't understand how doing anything *but* sitting still is possible Knocked out? Did you all break it with the sheer volume of entries or something? That Ace Holy shit >I wasn't allowed to borrow the car after sunset one evening to visit my then-boyfriend because he was convinced it was going to break down and I would be raped and kidnapped... Uhhh. So you were getting no frame drops or related issues at 3500, but do at 2500? That is absolutely bizarre, and 200 FPS? ...a Monty Python program? That's more than double what that should be How is it a retcon? It's the first one introduced lel , i just wanted to get rid of shitty skins +8$ Dose Truecrypt in tails still work ???? I heard it is not save any more Why does it say to level 200 (but goes on to 250)? Don't they kind of have to go for a TD here? Are you sure? Maybe check again? Because I have 3 Torchics, Rattata, Seel, and Squirtle from you. There's literally a Torchic in the spot where one Petilil (out of my 7) used to be ...while Richard Purrman looks mad.. Looks like he is set to tear apart some players For someone who hates reposts, your own comment is strikingly unoriginal... ...what did I miss? This....this....what in the fuck have I just been watching this gif took up my whole screen wtf Wait, they what? This was posted before he even walked off the field. I really want to buy these HE MISSED W_ Netherlands too... and it's 23% + a whopping flat rate 'handling costs' of 13 euros Thank you very much! ~~Someone who actually read my long blurb of rambling? D:~~ WHOA What the fradoodles, that there is a PINK SHINY MURKROW?!?! You found a 2NE1 mml?! Please tell me there's more, like Big Bang stuff Yes, this. I opened second savings account a few years ago for this purpose only. I put $50/month into it and consider it gone. Then, when a friend or family member is in need I can simply withdraw, hand over the cash that I never really had, end of transaction. It isn't something anyone knows about (except you guys now The chicken is a cockatrice? Hello to you as well~ Thank you for your kind words! ~~Are you a talking burger? Thanks again!! Could Anna be the killer? ~~Did R.O.B. just drop a bomb after using a Bair or something? Buffed chaos blades are childs play. What you really have to look out for now is the ICE RAPIER! OOooOoOoOoO It really is mind-blowing that we can compare women to stolen phones and no one bats an eye. And this is the standard example I see tossed around in these sorts of discussions. Omg maxwell??? Less that 1 wk!? *gulp* might owe someone some gems Use it to make shaving cream. Sometimes I have this reaction when *I* eat beets. This isn't true? Hey I sent you a message on PSN. Same name as here. Well then...... Your gradient lips are perfect I... Does the boomerang still travel towards Link, despite being pocketed? WOAH HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE I've been testing this deck...the plusses it generates is ridiculous I'm watching it right now. Dug up my old Project Zomboid info back from 3 years ago. Wow, i thought they were like mini ravecards, but when you seem em like that, its almost the size of a poster Oh. Haha you've been here countless times but you don't live on the West Coast? Link doesn't work I came here to say, "WTF, there's a city called Braintree??" How come nasus cant team fight Oh okay, I understood that one xD You're so educated in so many languages Oh, I was so confused. "Wait, Doublelift owns the account Triplelift. faerie join us I hope he is I need to put some posters up around wellington, at goldings and hashigo and stuff (if they'll let me), just to try and restart the wellington community a bit. Someone like Giapo would be cool, could I just email them to contact them? My dash was jacked up and had after market carpet covering it. Am i the only one here who took accutane and didnt recieve hairloss? Or will I eventually lose my hair Are you me??? I ran a 21:49 first race and a 19:11 yesterday. Also, my school uniforms are red too How'd they diagnose him so fast? nope! It's blue I think that was just a diagonal variation of their standard rush attack, but dang it's way more intimidating this way. How is it he is the complete opposite of what an older brother should be im in this guild too Yeah, sorry man, but I was long since passed out in a drooling heap by the time I got any response... Also I think Xur was already gone. I cant see the Voting results for the Finale, it says I need to ask for permission That cat is making this face Jesus Christ @ these comments What's wrong with Midge?! But seriously how does one kid get 24K viewers What if Morgan was a scout for Terminus So if the people from Terminus were cannibals... Then that means that the meat they were going to serve them when they first entered was most likely human meat.... Yeah I really love the Research and stats he brings to the desk. Like when he mentioned that SSW's top laner had like a 52 KDA. yup! that looks wet to me. last photo is Holy wow The technique, the angle, the colors, everything about this is awesome Hahaha it's okay. I can TT villagers out. He's just so freaky looking O_O... especially bumping into at night ** Wow, what train wreck moved us from picture 1 to picture 2? Command line VS? Your total is higher then my 10+ year account. The raid gloves don't give a hand cannon reload speed wow you have a light chimera? Unfortunately I just spent the last of my donation dollars on 3 marijuana's so...I'm all out of cookies, maybe next time? Too bad, you seem like a totally genuine person who wouldn't ever take advantage of a kind and trusting soul like myself Did you message me Are you some kind of genius How did you even clear a tri-color dungeon with double ganesha I saw some pics (from the austin comic con) of a dude kissing her, and another dude holding up a bikini pic of Paige and her holding up a shirtless pic of him.. You didn't use spacebar why? where does that "bow" word come from Eesti will remain with us in Baltic.. forever Tried to find the video with Anthony Burch explaining it, but simply can't so I'm gonna paraphrase him horribly and get everything wrong. You're welcome 2k5 dominion Meow? or mEow? hahaha! These friends are redditors? Utsuho's panties at 6:05 Looks like a zelda/ habbohotel Sri Lanka and Ceylon in the same sentence. The Sims... I see what you did tharr 18c.... Australia... where are you So the A1 has better climb and top speed than the A5 but it is tiered 1.5br lower? Why is it Hylian and not Hyrulian ? Eric isn't good? I was wondering about that too I can read this faster than I can say it in my head This is the first time I actually see what the item looks like in the inventory... Am I the only one here whose phone buzzes when it plugs into the charger? The shop is actually sorted? So you dropped $800 without blinking an eye but you don't want to buy a playset of coursers? Think yourself lucky. It tells me it's impossible to reach 1600 WN8 What's a firebird troll? are you offering my riolu back? Lol, you can do that? Allready?? Holy Shit Been here since May If we're talking materials it might be because they're in a Safe/Invisible bag/box as already noted in the thread. For some reason my brain assumed you're talking about things such as the random stuff you need for the Collections... my tablet after a marathon map is just Unlimited isn't on CW anymore?! Nice rear view mirror. Holy shit, you just blew my mind. What the hell are you using? I have a 780ti and 500 is usually my ceiling for fps I hope people see the sarcasm in your words Careful man, mods take exception to people being frustrated with packs here. I fairly often don't perceive things in the same light as most of my peers (either positive or negative), so I'm not really sure if you're putting that forward as an example of a good sign or a bad one. Uh, call me oldfashioned but I wouldn't wanted to be picked up by a total stranger and carried away Um, why not shave them in the tub before your shower But... I just talked to Sayeh al'Rajiid (sp?) and the leader of the Pale Reavers, and thanked them for their help on missions I haven't done yet. It's 11:40pm where I am, but the steam countdown says there's 2 hours more to go. Squirrelkin??? Elza is an amazing unit regardless of typing, so I think you should just go ahead and use her. And dang, 8 Ariuses? I had no idea it was a big enough issue that it needed a law against it Holy balls, that's some nice winstreaks At first glance, it looked like her pussy was crooked Any plans for a Hard Ball 2? I thought South Africans spoke Afrikaans, which was pretty similar to ~~French?~~ (Dutch. Dutch dammnit!)Though now that I think about it there's probably a bunch more languages than that. happy cake day Not gonna lie...by the thumbnail I was all like "big whoop". But by the end I was like " Yeah, practically obligatory that someone will post some unrequested end-grain advice OMG cuddle fish, ofc If this is you, then holy fucking goddamn I just realized, I don't know what we do either [happy ending. it seems like she loses her ability once she kisses someone What if you wanna play ping pong ? Awesomesauce man! That was an incredible turnaround time - less than 24 hours from request to completion. I actually do that I bet he just wanted to cuddle But people can make Seidenberg bleed someone else's blood? Fire!.... i know i know... wait is that really your real name SO WAIT!?! THEORY?!?! Please do not tell me that chelsea and lubbock are dealing with easdeath and them In a lot of places, the latter is legal. In some places, it's even considered ideal Yeah definitely! In SF the must-see places are probably the Golden Gate bridge, the Fisherman's Wharf, and Pier 39. If you have time check out Tcho chocolate factory, they do tours. Korea town is pretty interesting; plenty of malls to look around at, especially if you're into Korean pop culture like my sister is So Blame SEA server thread turned to blame AUS server???? wait, is this how the game works? How can you text a landline? Windows XP ? Riot Seriously Holy fuck you can see his ass AND his jock strap through his pants X-Ray is closely tied to Ice? Ok thanks I'll bear that in mind. I just realised that more than half my men are wounded and I've only got 1 undamaged interceptor. What do I need to research in order to get global reductions on injury downtime? I've taken every single ground-engagement and almost every UFO, but this takes the biscuit. When I started out my squad comp was 1 officer/2 specialists/3 rookies, later on it was 1/3/2 or 2/2/2; most recently it's been 3 officers, 2 specialists and a rookie. I've focused on expanding the number of troops available [just over 40 atm, mid-may like I said] and half of my troops are officers - I only have 1-2 rookies left. But everyone is injured Dutch fans know how to deal with losing, it's us that don't know what to do about winning imagine doing it at low levels... you would have to walk back and fourth from falador and the essence mine just to make 28 air runes Whoa! Probably the most amount I've seen... So jealous!! > It was possible to read the entirety of Ever 17 without having to sit through nearly the entire thing each time due to tons of almost-overlapping text? What? I'm so curious about your normal typing habits now. well now that I think about it. It'd be possible. But you'd have to buy 1 bottle every day until the contest is over. Still even then, that'd be too unhealthy Wait, are you telling my that my childhood is a lie? The splash arts are all amazing ' Yeah. It's definitely useful to attend some to get your foot in the door, start up a collection, recognize names, etc. But in theory (although pretty difficult to imagine) you could rise to Legend right now from giveaways only Ezreal's face So specific. what the... even this guy quit CNN-IBN Random fact of the day: There's actually retail versions of this gimmick! ( So 4 big bounties will count for 1 slot Who do you have on D? Those are some solid d available on the waiver wire That's amazing. Imagine being in a society that knows it is under active nuclear attack. Fuck! I saw someone wearing this shirt at a party night before last. End of Evangelion I honestly can't tell if this is serious or not But then when you turn your phone on it's side, that would then be in portrait orientation, which is just freaking confusing. His fingers are so long Did you see the actual monsters? If your answer is yes and that wasn't enough for you to continiue, you are beyond saving TBH they should just give everyone the demo i don't see why it needs to be limited How many people were involved? I figured it was pretty obviously Not at all. Check out our website at www.bourbonwarfare.com and let me know if you have any questions. I'll be helping hold a training class for newbies soon enough. Looks like this video has been spiking our applications numbers Do you mean the code? Thanks... wow 2 years!? 1308 and Germany is still known as East Francia? Good lord. 16 half sprays?! Oh gawd. I just looked up pegged could u get infinite stats with imps? Thanks for the trade! Astounding what an efficient trade that was. Like night and day Holy crap. This complete outfit is AMAZING. we don't even have a bench to begin with I had no idea First it was all like @_@, then it was like I said I wasn't going to drink. I remembered going up the bar to get 2 rounds, I also had $20 in cash that night that is somehow gone. I have 3 transactions on my card, I can't remember the third and where the cash went besides cover charge of $7. Imagine if he still had aura Interesting nickname you got there Lol! My bf says my skincare routine is a second religion for me. Imagine it, all of us enter a bathroom wearing sheet masks and foot bags as our religious garmets...chanting the rules of asian skincare...proceeding to take the steps to perfect skin day and night like Mass... sacrificing snails and starfishes for our almighty moisturizing deities...we are like a weird, wrinkle free cult Wait it's from space?! Aww, thanks! Too bad it actually says "WUUEUERHRUUU!!" or whatever the heck it's cry sounds like What in the world are those blocks Cannot be unseen. Cannot be unseen. I hate the Meg thing. If they would just show every once in a while, "no, but we do love her" I could laugh at some of it, but without that relief it's just absolutely horrible. Whoops, I'm **Yolande** for this game Haha maybe that's why the Rams ownership is looking to move to LA? Somebody, somewhere may have died from having a seizure. Because of you bro...... because of you......... Can't tell if Renee had a bigger lady boner for Ambrose or Sheamus. There are a LOT more coming in that part of downtown. Why are you crying blood lol, didn't see it. sorry. did the mention it was because temple of doom and gremlins were pg? Holy shit you're right. I'm a bit confused. On Steam it says it released today and it seems to be the way from the reviews on Steam. However, when I redeemed my PAX voucher it said the email would be sent the day of retail sale, which it said was 10/14. What is the correct date I measured from your mom's anus and still came up short This is the first time I've seen K-On mentioned on reddit, and I literally just finished reading the manga this morning ...that's a good question ...my mind is blown What if sperm whales are actually sperm for something deeper in the ocean ... behind-the-neck pullups are a thing? This.. also helps cause lotsa folks are colorblind It's so... beautiful Next Volume looks like there will be a rescue and Mine is of course gonna be involved...that fucking death flag is waving strong and proud You're not the only one who has this happen to you.. That should be put into a category for I learned something new today. New lesson learns for me. 290X non-ref for $175 each?? Wow. That's just like North County! *Looks confused* Is it a straight branch, or a gay branch? penis from ceiling That is certainly an odd place Crap. Thanks for reminding me Nibbles Reaction '' Sweet. Thank you. I was looking for a "Ballistic" type case like my Elite has and a similar one they want for the Nexus they want 50$ for! I'm smitten Holy crap, I had this issue! I may still have it somewhere in storage. Did you just tell yourself off? 666 comments... My username is 'Timeh all he wanted to know is if he had wood After reaching lvl 715 farming the Giant Lord I was doing that run in my sleep I'm 19. I really hope it isn't hearing loss how does that lmg have such low recoil and bullet spread? I found Price as well! Enquired about him and they want £43 Million Chud and OMW. I've been watching a lot of OMW lately, and I just recently found out that Chud ISN'T an official Mindcracker, already. Really?! This would make my Thorn quite effective already Noob question: how can you have at the same time BBV and Gargantuan? I've noticed this thing in several builds posted WTF just happened? dude, think again. Or did you do it as a serious remix? Woahhhh wait what Dude, your day plan is almost identical to mine That would be so confusing! 5 year old potatoes would have sprouted into more potatoes Wait, that's a boy? I thought it was a transgender girl. I want to know where you got your CPU If you didn't ask her to stop, and you didn't mind, then it's not harassment, dude... Do you really have a 69 day credit boost? I used 2 3-day ones so far and I am already beyond 7 million credits of needing anything again anytime soon More airflow over that intercooler... *that's not really how it works* Yes, absolutely. It proves there are cheaters ingame..... HUH! Who knew My friend logged into AA one day, had two mails from two different people. Checked the mails, and each one of them sent him 200g. No, he didn't buy gold or know who the people are. No message, just 200g in each one of them. He's still confused as to why two random people would just up and send him that much gold without saying a word. Oh que la... yo apoyando tu post y te pones al brinco gallo... whaaat!?! Why?! Plus if people's math is correct the new precision damage is 1% less than the old normal damage Just mind the pin bones. Unless you stuck your dick in the mouth. Going in is fine (I've been told), but as the teeth hook backwards....... Will they!? Source!? props to you, man. i should start uploading my collection as well...it'll take awhile though wierd , my mouse automatically went to the up arrow button after i saw the courier #POTATOES Did your cat walk on your keyboard? Who argues this...? Clearly Bards should be able to via the rules of the class features. Druids, Clerics, and Wizards all have exclusive spells, too, and Bards can snatch them. There is 0 reason why this shouldn't be allowed, or even interpreted that they cannot How Shoot, I guess I built an unholy abomination because I'll be rendering 1080p videos in the background and recording new vids with no framerate problems... Uh...is that actually a thing? Wow, I could not even tell the difference and some GW posts... Well... actually, Bungie disagrees too. You saw the image, right ? Is that a joke? The only reference about Sawney Bean I could find is about a guy in the past who was a cannibal. Is that why you wrote "meat" tourists? Thank you :) One more period left to go, my skin is like 5000 degrees right now ... for your teammates ultimates? It shows that it's paid for me in the store I take notice of his pronunciation too especially "buddon" but dang, no need to sling insults over it, I still appreciate his constant content flow. I see a boy with missing eye, blond hair, small smile. You look... eeh, I don't know how to describe it. Somewhat wise? No, not wise. Knowing? Understanding? A bit, but more like the Tevinter mage from the Legacy DLC (if you've played it). At least I think so but everyone here is challenger Yes, please One of the mods of /r/PussyPass is apparently a woman. We don't grow plants....plants grow us Yikes... Was that supposed to be a compliment or an insult? She looks mildly scary Woah... I'm not sure whether it was your intention, but you're coming off as a little over heated Then you look at 6-8$ for a whole week and feel dumb, right? Do they not get dizzy? Says I will get a gain of 81.49. That was rather overt That's.. just crazy. I'd freak the hell out if my baby stopped moving that late in the pregnancy! Seriously, where do they come up with these things? you're being downvoted for negativity i think but... can't say I didn't think that a little bit when this inning was happening Spiders are not Insects. Genius idea actually. Although at this moment, It's not very easy to get into merica from the middle east or West Africa. Let alone get here on a round trip from both, and the window of opportunity to infect as many people as you can could be harder than it sounds. I'm not a Dr So everything I just said could be bullshit. It could Allready be happening. I like dying the sometime tho ! It reminds me of the classic halo days :) And the lag is a beast! Sometimes after you killed them they would live for 2 more seconds and possibly get another kill Delpinator > Delpinator Good song, but I fail to see how this has anything to do with PCMR. In futbol (soccer) a Win is 3 points, a tie 1 point, and a loss 0 points. but it somehow works for them. She's so hot That's a great question. What's the difference between Maine and Vermont? Point has become my favorite way to share articles. I find myself reading more awesome things since my friends and I have downloaded it. There's also a really great hashtag feature that allows you to categorize different links. My #readlater list is growing faster than I can handle The arcane spec to me makes no sense in general. The most heavy mana usage spec in the entire game, and they give a mastery where the damage is better with more mana.... When I woke up this morning it never occurred to me that I would be ending my day being grateful I'm not an anglerfish. 100 Ducks would be fun... Just wouldn't wanna get bit 21 Hour work/wait-for-your-scene days i know of a tunnel just like that where i live....What city do you live in may i ask? Yeah, they take up actual physical space too! I was just going to reply to a comment on one of my videos when I noticed it. All related videos were from Arumba. marry her .. Yeah but he removed the notice hours prior to me asking about it You have nearly as many arrows as there have been years since Earth was formed. What is borderline excessive then pics or it didn't happen when that day comes... I'll REMEMBER I see it too. It doesn't matter since I asked for a fraction you considered excessive Jesus, I was watching the end of the Giants game and switched over to us up 2-0 Either you are paying for the education or not... you don't choose what she does I had a collie/kelpie cross that was an utter potato brain. I was bouncing a tennis ball off an (outside) wall, as I was throwing it the dog decides to chase it, ball bounces off, dog smacks into wall, sits there for a good ten seconds like huggg (> No one is obligated to answer (Points to thread title) Whoa... I got this sub par ring the other day with like 5 main stats, all perfect Those eyes doe ur inventory wont cover it ? Dis bitch has a lower voice than I do i first taught its ezreal Arashi just looks around for a moment. He eventually walks over to the table and sets down the box, just kind of in awe of the room. "I've never been in a place like this..." he says. His eyes very much eww. what smell? MY HEART I avoided DeMarco Murray really overtly. Said their defense was so bad they'd never be able to run the ball *Goes to your tumblr* IT'S BEAUTIFUL What the fuck is going on That guy at the end had to of been some kind of cheater to get that much shit I'm glad that I'm not the only one that says this. lol Wait, about mine as well, not yours. Yeah, I ate a peach while tripping and it it was *tasty*. Although I was chewing it really slowly with my mouth crooked to one side Why????? Arashi leans in closer and slides 3 more over. I didn't know this was a thing Arashi looks to Midori and shrugs. "Probably. Order whatever sounds good!" he then notices Midori having been moving coins over and looks back >.> he goes and sits back down and moves 1 coin back to his side Midori eyes Arashi and lifts a brow at this change I'm still laughing 10 minutes later. Breaking news: Mars has just closed it's spaceports! god, i read that as 'casket' molex connector on motherboard? How does anyone concentrate on their workout with you in the gym? Whoa that was fast So is it inhabited at all OR you could roam the maple world breaking open mysterious veins / legendary mysterious veins for a chance at cubes Vad hände här? I refresh my phone browser after an hour or so and all these answers hey, at least they still love each other... what, you think when you're 50 you suddenly won't be you anymore? Don't farm in evo then... Surf the high leveled training/hacking maps and break the heartstones Doh! I didn't know you could just quit and reload right in front of it... I used a homeward bone and ran all the way back.... (*along that terrifying lake where the Hydra lives again........... Well then. meh, nothing to saves this iteration. Give it a year off an start over. Problem is raising the money It always boggled my mind why people refer to game play that you can "breeze" through as content Because remember kids, the booty is cleaner than the pussy. If she got one imagine Amina loses everything below the waist Is this even playable? It looks like a huge penis missing a ball sweet mother of good... Buh...but when they DO become available...whenever that'll be...they'll be free. So how does that impact the game's price? So Canadian kids don't know about death? Eyes aren't fully developed until you're 13?! What's up with her feet? Woah holy shit I paid like $80 for mine! When you just realized that the Kurds fought more than the Iraq army... What a mess, OP. Sounds hot.^^^ What did you do to the audio on that video I take my comment back. I cleared it in about 25 and didn't take ANY damage at all. Is this really what food in American schools look like Oh, why does this have my drawing as the thumbnail? dayum son No... it's already awkward enough at work with us pretending like nothing happened DON'T FORGET THE TRUMPETS! Are you saying everyone in your family is perfect ? Wut I don't see how telling people your age could have a negative impact Do these people think they're wolfs or something? What... Spunky ? There's several ways to wipe your butt? Out of context: That could already be real and you wouldn't even know it Are the new models missing mount animations? For example my draenei used to look around while riding a mount, now she doesn't. She's just sitting there, as still as possible. It's kinda creepy Oh my gosh he is amazing to watch She looks exactly how I look when I have a fever and try to do anything. No idea why anyone would want to look like this Can we be real internet fwends? I may just be blind, but I've never noticed much of a cost to using APCR. I thought about doing something similar but I found out something is broken in our 2007 Sharepoint environment so I have been worried about touching it lol. We have HMC and a control panel for our help desk to be able to manage it and it partially broke a while back(not sure exactly what happened). In the 2007 environment it does not allow sites to be created or content databases to be created via the admin site. The site creation works via the control panel though Holy crap... That video... Sassy! I can't find the kittens! Kagabi pa. Feeling ko kinain sila. You're not supposed to eat the skin? I have a perma-freeze rather than perma-stun but lately what I've been noticing seems to be loot label desync. Waaait....we have a wiki? I just opened the thread and I also yawned. Not sure if you are referring to me or OP.... dude, what the fuck? DAMN dude Ooohhh you again Wait wait wait, how did you get all 6 assignments going at once? I think if a system has a lot of warmth this stuff sounds exceptional on it. I mean, look at the setups you see: Vinyl, tubes, and speakers to match. You have warmth for days there. Then the bass player strums a note and everyone feels all tickly inside, which is the desired effect. When I settled on Magnepans I couldn't believe how it made music like this sound so flat. I'm using all digital up the chain. Then I heard some Dream Theater and I was like Like Coconut Macaroons on steroids. Says it's removed Taric + Ezreal is now illegal I thought you just got an invite!? Woa! Seriously? Never had a vac myself, but arent the damn things noisy as hell? You really keep it on constantly? It better be their moment, or else I'd be baffled. What else could the public want... I don't see it either. How much RAM does it have? AJA que certaines régions de France ne font pas la différence entre "de" et "deux" wow they look like they're going to explode Rosamunde Pilcher is not German? im always in the one I log out on Nice 5k I named my hardcore Ironman after this beastie I so hoped that server crashes would be fixed ...that awkward moment when you show your coworker something funny and her response is "I should post this to reddit" Is it in? theory: warminds eventually become the vex and travel to the past I love how surprised all the dorfs look now. I went for my 12th birthday. One of 3 repressed birthdays. Haha. I'm gonna get some black ones. I'm just nervous, you know what they say. Out going black... That's sort of what I'm getting at here -- if enslaving life forms is bad, wouldn't *designing* intelligence for the express purpose of slavery be obviously and objectively worse? I don't see why I would even need to make such an argument Ermahgerd! Ruins? Just limits, I think. You could totally have a horse-sized mountain lion. Or a horse-sized duck. Uh. That Draenei kinda looks like the halfway overweight drugged out boganettes that I see wandering around the Fortitude Valley on any given day of the week. You know, the ones in tiny shorts with their stretch mark covered bellies hanging out of their salvation army provided t shirts that are 7 sizes too small. I'm even more pumped for this album Thought I was the only person who does this Why/how is it not open? At one point I photo edited a porn star so she had boobs for eyes and eyes instead of boobs but... You haven't fc'd it? This dude has some serious skills Brain fluid? So you have to be talkin in region all time when you log out What in the world? Where is this thing? You only have one? romo on waivers? With as many seemingly simple bug fixes that they've been making, you have to wonder how on earth they ever even thought they'd be ready for a CBT during the summer. anything with chocolate Got it back already. Someone on 4chan who is still surprised that the trolls are trolling trolls? so gorgeous I almost didn't realize wtf is on that mirror i cant reconnect wtf ( Die löschen einfach die Kommentare I need one of those. I don't remember this line Don't even say that, it'll give em ideas What kind of fucking research goes into bumping memory from 32 GB to 64 GB "Polly Ann" church of God ? Why did you go offline? I was actually worried when I first read the title, should be painful to shit diamonds I mean, they would have to come out I want that H-have I seen it all now? I wasn't aware mwn was a PC gamer, and was that shadows of mordor? Huh? Aren't we getting new guns like that high tech sniper rifle I saw in a poster? Titan..going to beat...Fnatic...on Cache? Waaait....There's a sidebar? This just secured my purchase of the Aquila. this post is three months old, the fac doesnt even exist You said there was cactus everywhere (indicating an arid climate), so I'm guessing maybe a cougar? Lone coyotes don't generally chase people, but a cougar definitely will (and they are silent and deadly). Gahhhhh I can't believe week 20 is only 5 measly weeks away NOOO. Just fake cat ears. The kind that most people would wear during Halloween. Real ears...... Holy shit that's insane 2012: Is that u..? When I was 17-19 and went somewhere public with my ex (same age) and her sister (7-9) we were often asked if she was "ours" Map pack? To this day, when I see that word, I run. No, it's her name: Shew Olfs (Scandinavian I think) What is his home planet? The Nexus 9 has a 6700 mAh battery. TIL parachutes stay inflated even when upside down. You guys hiring? I think we live in the same town. I like to get the kids meal Gravediggers? Uuuuh. I'm not usually one to throw the race card out there, but what are the chances a drunk black guy firing a gun would survive his arrest? Now I wanna know. They need you to lower your monthly expenses. Tell them you spoke to a lender and he said he usually just lowers the rate by an eight to a quarter point to get past that Debt to Income Ratio guideline. By the way, rates dropped to all time lows in the last 4 days, go to them and ask them to "float your rate down" ..... in the business ;) and just became official on reddit to reply to you :D and I think my production for the day is over Hmm wow on Paravine's archive there's a loading screen splash art for Caitlyn that I haven't seen before. Looks great actually In fact there is infinity universes that he does (just a smaller infinity as the full set), and furthermore an infinity of universes in which he does and enjoys it Well yes, that's what they do. Stick insects look like sticks Implying he is the sole guardian of the entire United States treasury? Oh *no*! My family and I have done that all the time and I've never gotten those looks. The English one? It has my birthday \( Fun fact: in the last 2 days ive played 2 accs to Masters taking only 20 games on each account..not sure why suddenly it works, other times not. ** Really? Thanks for the comparison. I'm never letting my bf deposit his soon to be decomposing meat inside me ever again HOW DO THEY KNOW I wonder if it counts for death by aging..... Added but it doesnt write that we are registered as friends Lol really? At the start of season 4? Ahhh. So just no random selfies to the main wall but a non saturday selfie thread is ok? so why cant you buy life from me again What's with the pumpkin thighs? Looks like my mom.. Look into his eyes That's awesome Whoa! Why hasn't Levi ever eaten anything on-panel?! Mind = blown > Wow that's a lot of complicated words. That's awesome How the hell did they manage to find a buyer? I have 60-70. I don't think he was being serious This makes me wonder... would you actually write it down like that while coming up with the lyrics? how was all of that during Times revenge? Holy shit someone else with a Qop flair Why did you reply to my comment, the original is above why 31?! Sorry, I've never had the pleasure purple weapon box? It just seems like common sense isn't front and center. A lot of Americans are getting very anxious...granted, the news doesn't help, but all we want is some proof things are going right in this whole ordeal. I guess that's what Emory is for Wow, I was seriously not aware that crows could speak. How the hell have I missed that one in my 29 years! Whoa front page What type is that? apparently im your SO! Jesus Christ, I thought you were joking. Then I actually looked. That Nuzleaf and Cacturne Because you know, you KNOW that when you wipe off that steam, there's gonna be a motherfucking little girl standing behind you. hi Hmm. The turret escape hatch is open.... looks like it took a cannon shell... the tail is bent over the tailwheel... holes everywhere... Gotta be real, no way they could...script things... He looks rather surprised That drip tip sure is living up to your username. OMG. Just saw that. No No No No No No No. Don't make me love more Shu products because they are expensive and I...ah.. it's already too late. The before and after looks amazing I have the weirdest boner right now giuro che non sono io I mean...is two years old enough for hand sanitizer? Oh jeez Why does this remind me so much of Fairy Tail. Lol How does he see? And how is he suppose to trick or treat? That buyer is nuts. are we getting WSKRS? Hey could you add me been tryna get a ditto forever Stomped? It looks more like they blew their brains out with a gun Wait.. That's really a law? I mean I can *kind of* see why because doing your buisness outside is illegal.. But what if the person looks sketchy, like they're about to rob you? They could still call the cops on your for not letting them use your bathroom?? That queue Did it properly today and got the helm! Two of my friends cheesed him and got a ship and shards. Maybe he knows Oh my gosh, that atty is sick as tits Seriously HOLY COW! When you rematch the Elite Four they each have six Pokemon with a minimum level of 71. You got dissapointed with Zelda, Tearaway and The wolf among us? sorry but is there really a difference between silver 1 and silver elite Is that... is that a compound bow? As someone who got pregnant this past February which doesn't feel that far away for some reason, I just have to say.... HOLY CRAP JUNE BABIES!!!! ETC has all my favorite talents at level 1 except the level 7 one (guitar hero). Is it me, or does Finn appear to have *both* a missing arm and the grass sword ? Actually a script like this would clear that problem for me. I'm turning 30 in December. This transition out of the 20's. Holy fuck that shit New.. 4 years ago... ? So Sasuke has now supposedly surpassed the sage who gave him his powers less than a day ago ...The actress who plays War of Warcraft? That's an incredible legendary list you've got. Nope. But I have been known to sleep talk... okay thanks, seems crazy upgrading to a more expensive ship but losing access to the game with it ...wait what??? Wow... Omg Now I'm starting to suspect that you guys are pretending in an attempt to be cool on reddit ( 99,9% of the suggestions would break the game at GM level, too. I don't understand how anyone can think its ever ok to do that. Literally the only way I can reconcile it in my mind is to assume she has some sort of dementia, and in which case shouldn't be holding a baby No rules? Don't really know what to write Right? I had 30 mins when I was 12, and nothing before that year. I only got real homework when I started high school You're fat and ugly but damn you have the coolest clothes What? How oblivious are people? How could anyone miss this? All the lyrics are about drugs and sex. Like every other line. It starts with something about him packing and holding... He mentions crystalmeth... how good she looks in her red panties... falling asleep inside of her... Want Faris... got 6* Lilith instead... OMG Dem calf muscles Ok, wow, I'm only 19 myself, but if you're taking 11 classes at the same time, you're not going to do well on some of them. 2 years, how? Are you referring to a stay-at-home dad, or a guy who doesn't pay child support? Dayum, son. I suppose it's different for most people, but I can't stand playing Arena at all, let alone 50+ games of it a day That's a pretty striking video. Wooogh thanks for the replies! I'll try to put what I got overall above That is where my mind went when I saw this...like I wonder if he helped kill Erwin's dad I need some future advice please. I was attempting to pull a Hogar today and i somehow instead of pulling a Hogar I ended up pulling three (A) Elza I'm confused - you have an Ariel and you still need a wind yeti? I dont know if I should be honest and email her or hope she doesnt see it T_T I find it pretty funny too, but Jhaksdjhakjhda those sound effects though Thanks for the insight. I definitely understand the appeal, heck you guys got a kings ransom in Clowney Haha, tested last night actually. Bright and chipper, this morning. Though I know nothing of grease, dog hair and animal bites... What even is that aspect ratio? Shocking... You look like one of the nurses from Silent Hill now imagine the same thing 100x the size... I am so lost Looks like it; according to system monitor it's using at least 50% less than with 3.12 Hahahahaha omg thank you so much haha Luna is going to appreciate that <3 cellphone light only does so much THANK GOD my parents never tried to tell me about their experimental phases. I still really don't wanna know. > Just two new maps Jack Eichel? since it was about 7 sins and now its kayle its dumbest idea but wht if its about new tribunal? Wrong thread/class? Coffee room? Ouch, yeah, this sounds quite annoying indeed Wait, is bite really that rare? I got one looking for an egg "I've never heard of Takamine" What in the world ... wat? this so much ! Honestly I don't remember... This was back in the dark ages before Ravelry, like '02 or '03? Back when fun fur and ribbon yarns ruled the earth I suppose if the flight attendant picked up the tissue and decided to reuse it.... Where'd you get a sperm sample... I totally should have known that... Derp Well, the deathadder does review very well from what I have seen. I think it is a solid mouse to start with. I love my naga though, couldn't function in WoW with any other mouse You start at the end. The entire game on a new Engine??? You dare to eat while the endurance competition is on? Every single one of those is a Fast and Furious or Batman. Not a single mainline. You are worried about a schoolgirl's hymen. wellp got a shiny braixen ** Now I'm afraid of taking mine out... At least I still have 2 1/2 years left... On only 100 receptions I watched that for thirty minutes. Staring. Now I must watch Non Non Biyori It's so weird how I see my friends in some of these screenshots i still use my first micro usb cable on my 3 year old htc wildfire So I'm not allowed to think the same thing? so its gonna be in korea next year too? Australians must have powerful anuses Come claim your 2b then? [ It looks like.... he's been hacked? Thanks! Most of the time, it's okay. It's been 7 years. It was definitely very weird telling my artist to draw him lying dead on the floor of the cabin though. how did you win against a morgana Wow Yes, I too have mad respect for people who do things I know nothing about. What does it taste like??? why removed my post? It is just a alert. G-Reco airs at nearly 2am on a weekday. Those kids gotta be slamming some energy drinks to make it that far. Not even completed, just attempted. Oy. I used to work in a "boutique" (read: overpriced) grocery a couple of decades back -- we had paper bags that could hold 2 gallon jugs of milk and a few cans without so much a whimper, and plastic bags that were the complete opposite. I once had a plastic one shred itself from the overwhelming load of a single loaf of bread In germany the rich people are libertarians and the lower middle class and lower class people are for a big state. How can this be the other way round in USA??? Some of them are older than me A few hours ago when I last played, servers were fine, only a minor lag spike that didn't even go that high, but as of now, it said it could not connect to servers. Maybe this is a sign from above, for me to focus on my studies one Air Heads candy bar Man, that realization smacked me pretty hard I wonder if theyll start sending me those now that i have a 98 TJ Are those mustaches? a dragon acting like a humming bird would be more terrifying than a fire breathing one . . . O_O_OOO_O_O_ So it ends with human centipede.... She'd turn full Tanker then Can I survive for 3 months without eating/drinking/not commuting to work? Gawd... Damn Wait wait wait.....at the very end, did that guys arm fly off??? Fro...Frostyzz...No way! All hail based Folk! ( ^ Your cat looks exactly like our cat... ALL HAIL BASED FOLK! ( ^ I just stole this bitch. Get in CJ got 7 yards. WTH Holy cow, you're right it's a good thing I stalk the nightly cas you spelled my name wrong :p but thanks for what? The arm wrestler but I knew, but the name I didn't. Such a weird arm. Arrrrrg. Last week! Haha, ive somehow missed it for a year beautiful is an understatement They have vex related buffs? Thanks for the reply! I'll definitely try Mad dog. I'm somewhat interested in the frost one now... I wonder how it tastes on nutella Just checking in on this game from watching the Islanders game... WTF is that possession time? ┌∩┐( *Jesus H. Christ.* LOL at all the up votes. I bet our Hawks troll is like "*WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON* That's true, Keith is way less angry like when he left David in the parking lot after yelling at the guy in the ranger yasuo rated over vel'koz I have that same bandana Uh, wow. There are QR codes in the blockchain now? He ate all the other kitties before he even got out. I still haven't WTF IS THIS SHIT Wow, iphone 5 is big for you as well? Your hands must be super tiny Red/Blue Safari Rest Houses: outside the room, in the void It has Debbie Gibson in it? You write like you are proud of playing that much. It surely is not something to brag about I have dreads, and this makes me want to shave my head. Love the advice brotha'! "realize that girls want sex too" <-- that is something I have to remind myself constantly! I grew up in a family that shamed sex. When I realized sex isn't all bad I was I already sent out my Halloween cards. I just love connecting with people that aren't near me in this way. It's a fun reminder that I think they are worth at least the price of a stamp and the effort to walk to mailbox. You spelled aggravation wrong . . . So I should run at a 9mph pace for 15 minutes I hate to break it to you buddy but 2 is the same woman as 3. Now go back and look closely at what you just married. Good luck with having those legs wrapped around you What kind of founder doesn't get himself a 4G(F) ( .. Wow, I don't remember that post at all, but apparently I upvoted and downvoted things in that thread. Makes me wonder how many other things have I've read and completely forgotten about. 7:2 ex? ahhhm why ? sleep now or dont sleep at all its friday ? i dont get it you want to play during average/casual players laggfest ...........WHY So many options!! Wondering if they ever go on sale at Boots? Super appreciate your offer! but 11.19 GBP comes out to $18 & that's a bit pricey on a student budget I think, this idea have pluses and minuses! Mostly gold league players payed for eloboost. I'm silver player too, and I often play with or against gold players Women can get circumcised? ...we can work something out Sorry, but do I know you? i also have this same problem. but I live in Phoenix Well then by that logic, YOU aren't interacting with me right now.... Why no third class Seriously what's your deal What's an "TERF"?? 9000fps? 3 usd? "The video is not available in your country" Mkay... I couldn't believe I lived through that Did you read my post? I just explained it CHOCOLATEEEE The hell? Uh... no. I guess the phrase has acquired a new meaning? That video descriptions gave me completely the wrong impression of this video, given that I go by the 9gag definition of "Research" I had to read this thrice because I somehow thought your bf played ***Sturgeon Simulator*** and I couldn't figure out what this had to do with brain surgery... Your not talking to me, right? I don't think you are MY EYES!!!!!!!!!! Damn so much confusion over this ( Me either what an interesting design on the cake Seria-chan is love. Seria-chan is life. I want to see if she's nicer as a 6* You never got to experience Mars Bar cake? Why viewing in incognito? But some people might treat that poor beast as walking snack Oh my god that sounds terrifying I feel bad for Sandeul. His face when he realized that happened... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( From just the thumbnail, I thought perhaps someone photoshopped Marty in an Avs jersey. Did make myself some awesome dark bread (one of the 700 differen varieties we have here :D ) with some liverwurst (Is what the dictionary says are they all female?? Did it work for you? I think i might have done something wrong Your larp allows bows of that power to be fired at people? Dunno if you're joking or not but that would literally delete all my UI settings so no thanks Dear god is that how much I've spent on my computer? ... Analysis Paralysis, holy mother of sayings. Well, I'm awake now Yikes! Chuuuuuuuubs! Had to google that Termination Protocol. But yeah, that is REALLY useful in this particular fight, especially due to the ground mobs always being there and also in Melee range. Pretty sure you're pretty much immortal as a TP Wilhelm in that fight I want the GB and Lahey shirts so damn bad What about red plants? That was a joke, dude. I can just buy the game... geez... some people It scares me that you know what a dead person's anus looks like.... OK.. so that didn't format as nicely as I had hoped. is that a runescape flair? tout à fait! as far as tinfoil spreads, some things just seem too Listen Tim, I know once I say this no one will ever be able to un-see it; but why does Kerrigan have a jewel that looks like a drop of blood in her...crotchal region? oi no fighting please I must try this You can't swear when *actively encouraged to blow someone's brains out*? What about stuffed crust Cheers!! I don't know what the style is actually called And these are the same people that influence hirez decisions... Lol i just ev train the same poke's with same ev like yours How big are those monitors? Doesn't it just go to 16? ........ What *ARE* the applications of Representation Theory? OT: Hace mucho que no veía un primer plano de la presidente... está arruinadísima, parece D'Elía con peluca y mucho maquillaje. 60-70% how do I make the star? Lovin' it already <3 // How did you find this actually Top Donator atm is Get_right from CS:GO? ... Did you seriously recognize my ACS mug I never played the earlier start dates, so I didn't realize the Bulgaria stronk wank was that bad. WARNING LABEL INCEPTION Arashi just sigh and watches the two. Kusaru could be fooled into anything... fooled into anything... fooled... But that's one of the best music/verses in the album Wow. That came out of nowhere. how the fuck did it even get in there Every time i feel air moving in my stomach, I squirm bc it feels weird & uncomfortable & when i move it kind of makes it go away. every time i feel the baby it feels almost like gas but i cant get the weird feeling to go away my changing the position im in That's, disturbing. I have stuff at home to make gas that kills people Hasn't this been done before...like a lot of times I don't see anything wrong with it, I think its just a bug, does it reproduce in other games? There was same with boots of mobility giving 5 less movement speed than it should of. Don't know why its this way It's a pretty big difference. I feel like if you're not immediately pegged to how off the weight would feel you should be delegating something as serious as your staple resupply to someone else /lewow Yeah the sequel is even more rage inducing Oh, I'm sorry Am I going to be the one to say it? sigh.... Two black parents, white son?! TIL the original Final Fantasy battle system was inspired by American Football I named my cat Tobias after that man. <3 <3 the other night he got into my paint supplies and blue himself. what......what...happened?..and did you just decide to find out one day..or did you at least know you wouldnt be killing/maiming yourself? We don't need to know about your fap sessions... all of those are purple for me and idr every going to any of those links. who is using my account Did your internet die :o That was so fast Some of the options were really weird, such as: Why is Destiny an original game, but Transistor isn't? read this as mule steak... Would be very difficult as a first drive though. The more throttle you apply, the more downforce you get B-BUT HOW SO FAST?!?! I...thought that list of ballistol uses was an old gag passed around the Internet. Why..why would you use it on a wound? It's not like you're heating it up like honey to cauterize a wound... :-\ That they arent as shallow as men. That one really bites you in the ass growing up, because it leaves you sitting there wondering why she allows herself to get used by some guys, and demands respect from you. It also makes you feel guilty when you judge girls by their looks, and sets a double standard which basically says: men are shallow, women have standards. Then you hit your 20's the truth hits you and you are like This triple negative just blew my mind (⌐ they did not mistake it how did you know? Yeah I noticed this too because I am about to buy a new CPU from newegg and I was like 'wut isnt that game for free already Wait, you thought dust was causing problems in your computer so you bought a new GPU instead of cleaning it? ~~....you prefer Hairball?? Hopefully putting a 2nd post doubles my chances?pls Actually, that's really odd! I have a friend who's been running onto the SAME errors on the same sites .......How did you see that? last time I saw a can like that it was named "Happy, happy fun room" ... I think Anders did something like that after Awakenings. He wasn't quite how I left him when I caught up in DA2 Haha, that doesn't realistically seem like a solution... I don't think Apple can do anything about it, can they? Is this directly related to Apple? Why is faceoffs apart of Vrbata's stat line there? Thanks. Lol, I don't even know what that is really though i've never heard of a twink What happens when it gets windy? oh. okay. Longest time = 2 years. You don't watch horror movies, or read horror books either? No recipe for the meatballs? Because I'm pretty sure the guild leader of Outcry doesn't intend to stay west. ALL OF THEM!?!?! It makes so much sense now! What does this say about the state of the port The name Angela is in it too Now? Anyone ever seen them in the same place? "Young friend" Soooo... Did u kill the guy? Or are u him? ( But they use Arch! Exactly Okay I think mine is as well...can you describe how this was discovered? Sometimes when a chick would go down on me or feel it up I would start laughing...oh my god my penis IS ticklish!! I need to be held... Man somebody is trying too hard to look like an alpha oh You can bike 15 mph reasonably? I never thought about netherrack as bone and viscera I dont understand what i am looking at woth 13 Wait, what will the monument on the "courses" page be? So... we should just give up and/or move out of the country? You "accidentally" chose to not orgasm for whatever period of time? never had for me anyways Oh god. Littlest is a girl, so no penis. .. but she does stick her hand down the back of her diaper and plays with whatever is inside. I learned quick to double check her if there's too much silence. This is..... this........ I..... my life is complete. Please stop touching it with your hands So wait let me get this straight. The easiest way to climb elo is to play support? He looks like a doll time travelers Double ban? Haven't gotten a hold on any of the people from the company yet... And I don't really like having a 300€ product in my home that isn't mine for any longer than I need to! I think someone's mad they were kicked From what I've read on reddit, I feel that I like the theory that Vi and Riven are sisters the most. On the other hand, I just thought that it also might be true that Jinx and Vi are sisters, but... There is also a third sister Maybe he has some sort of macro that allows him to click multiple times/second. That could allow for high maneuverability during the Sion ultimate....but then again maybe not. Whatever that was, it was terrifying Why wouldn't he write it? Bestest Pumpkin Ever. Why your comment was deleted? No! I've never heard of any of those, omg. I did A LOT of things I can never be proud of. Thanks to you guys I have to get rid of it Amazing flow? t'as fait combien de DECs en 7 ans Goodness, I'm sitting over here near Grangeville, and I need to visit St. Maries. Oh my god that is fucked up! I'm seeing this one for the first time now and it is scary as fck! I stopped watching after a few seconds and I'm 17 years old Or it could have happened already...and we just don't know it yet She is so chubby in this too I try so hard to keep the conversation going but the other person ALWAYS gives me the succinct bullshit answer. It makes me discouraged because they don't want to talk to me. Now I'm afraid to talk to people.... How can he write in red Is this real life Are you like hover shitting at home or what Areyou sure you're not making any confusion?Cause im Caramel not Garry Dat double shine usmash tho Well damn. Who the hell comes up with these names? 3 minutes on max settings I thought a sellout involved money? He started doing T_T and The matches and the format is great, but i have a problem with the casters. I usually like them, but the forced jokes and fake laughs are getting irritating. Has artosis been drinking at the bar downstairs? What's up with him laughing hard at everything? He's laughing at something that's not even remotely funny, and im just sitting here like I think I need help after seeing that Uh, can you imagine where we would be if we didn't have a 1C? that draws a flag? Young, HUNG, clearly marching to his own drum. Good god, that thing will stab you in the stomach How can you play Dota without QWER? Um... All Lock specs used snapshotting. Children. There are children there. Wait what waiiit O_O someone posted about that already X_X damn I thought everybody did this? HO. LEE. SHIT. Oh my Lotus so cute haha "all 3? I think so. They mentioned making the numbers easier to understand. I've seen a few Warlocks with slightly over 1 million hp pre-squish. I thought this was the lead-in to some urban campfire horror story Oh my god They miss quite a lot of things.. beating sephiroth on critical difficulty was one of my top gaming achievements. then you play 2.5 and see that they added like 14 more bosses that are harder than him The fuck is up with these wonky ass scores this week? Are you sure? In the battle, but it said a Passerby was challenging me? I know my Best Buy only received three phones yesterday for their initial shipment. Two black and one white LOL! Thank you! XD was getting tired of getting sniped rofl. even putting in 2 weedles that had sniped me....someone wanted to take the level 2 and 3 weedles... Uh, after the game is done... You can go back and open that chest again. If he ever landed the first then what would the psychology of the match be based around? Did you just say Xpecial is better than Mata? Also, could you possibly explain these numbers I keep seein'? How is wanting to know who the stranger talking to you out of the blue is a shit test? I thought that was a screen Back in 1997..... I'd love a gone wild reply to my pillowtalk one, can there be to and fro from different sub Reddits? Its stuck on saving?! good god! TIL I'm gonna need TONS of souls for these ancients. The way they edited it, they could've made the kid say *anything*. Did he even get to finish a sentence? Single heal? No idea how it happened. The gem looks like a wand without sockets when you pick it up. Thanks! And wow, that was long. Electricity , just lost power for 20 mins and I panicked a bit WE GOT US A MAP! TO LEAD US TO A HIDDEN BOX, THATS ALL LOCKED UP WITH LOCKS (and buried deep away Even worse How do you know what he looks like? And one of them might be a track phone i want it How do you see general chat? Reserve was $350 Tonight at what time? Seriously, these are at most great grand parents, but from op's story she makes it sound like it was her parents and siblings. I mean it sucks that it happened but who the fuck does that? "I'm meeting with my family this weekend" "My family is dead" /unjerk WHAT THE SOZ IS THIS OOC: I don't know what that face is for, I was up for advancement before my hiatus so I'm just picking up where I left off. No need to sip the hater-ade Oh god rigby what are you doing? Now I want to see it I was 13 That was my intention Perhaps I swear I'd read on wikipedia that he died a few years ago I can't say I'm TOO impressed... I honestly thought you got more downs and executions with craftables than sniping xD. Another thing I hated was the armor abuse... I stay away from armor usually because I like giving scrub opponents an equal shot at killing me, even if they themselves purchase armor. I will run games where I have like 700-1000 parts and choose not to buy armor for that sole reason. It's not to say you're a good player though or that you have to be like me (I die a lot b/c of no armor LOL), you have a very wide expertise in terms of guns and craftables. I just feel the amount of times you bought armor excessive there was a plan for a remake? John's the first kid to ever lay eyes on Caliborn, and maybe the first person to see god-tier Caliborn Shen with this...it replaces his own shield Whut to eat man... u know xpeke was top in s1 when they won Jeezuss It tasted good You look so sly lets be honest here when i said ''spamming'' im talking about what gms from other games go through about scammers (getting msgs most of them are just plain dumb and just a little of them actually over the top, something that involves hacking which should go for a ban) i consider most games have people scamming, you just cant do anything about it (yeah u can ban people Hey Thanks for replying, at 3am Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap... that means anything is on the table!! WTF Insec Should you ever wish to torture someone. Duct tape some headphones on them and make them listen to this song on repeat. There are several neo nazi's in germany that actually supported the state of Israel because those kill of Muslims, who are the people they hate more right now Woah, only 400k HP? You can face my store anyday. Why would you waste phone battery taking photos when you had a camera? Oh, so a very weird looking man goat then? HES THE GENERAL! So Hogwarts is full of little acromantulas? What's up with your font Wow. Uhm...wow. I have no words for this actually. You're right! 'Obey' is a really weird word...kind of freakishly weird. what happens if ssw wins s5 aswell and using same champion pool like now in s4 You can't ID *maple* from the leaves? How have you have time to play it so much? Woooow there! See, you are bringing logic and reasoning here, and that is not really welcome here You spent more effort communicating your indifference than simply moving on. Dang it, now I'll forever see a sexual relationship between Donkey and Shrek. Trench...Run ( This is such a perfect reply. If I received this I doubt I'd take the time to read it... What if their Face looks like the Player it killed before You're younger than my little brother This also sounds similar to working at a hospital Damn, I so wanted to know where did he lay to his final rest I hope Reynad wins Elsa's eyes... How am I still alive after reading that? oh shit I just thought that was my monitor Ex6 Ace with all the disgusting kills Don't play alone, you can find trolls Holy dang, what a story wtf, geez i just happened to find that post by complete chance but the 1984 ministry of truth was there within a few hours laying out the full propaganda package then my post got linked to and they are being account stalkers talking about the subreddits ive visited in the past Yes Hey I used to live in highland park, I sure hope my mom wasn't one of them You still aspirate your son's nose at three? Holy Hannah why the titel about Rome?? Omg, Rukia looks like she could actually be holding it. I'm glad someone noticed! I didn't Aw what naw! Lava fields are awesome! It makes you have fertile! Don't switch! Holy fuck. Maybe you're into that kind of stuff Hey.. that's my picture.. Ich war ja heute schon am Flughafen! I lived like a block away from there Thats one way to get downfield Are you advocating rape? Nobody saw that coming. 9GB of RAM? Wow, first time I see a happy Latvian. Most are as expressive as potatoes. no I sold you my m9 blue steel Turkey fryer..? People actually fry a whole turkey? Though they'd be borderline hair pulling-ly frustrating for the first hour or so they're out, I would love to see dungeons like this And the browns are losing Kali... have you seen that damn hip sway Yup! O+30 is fine~ :D ~~You want to do more? Thats the best one so far RIP GPU what do you use the organs for if you do extract them? What? This song was actually in the HP movies? In Indy they did? How is that connected with the red eye? But what if this ends the streak Holy shit, Wu actually looks kinda hot in the first panel I have three 7's in my Birthdate It's FlyLos new album.. You were so close too! xD ~~Yuuei is a ninja, I don't know how she does it... "Kawhi out for rest of..." o_ every time i see progamer, i think these guys gave up a steady job to play lol My thought exactly. Hmmm oh no X_X In that case... I'll still make my deadpan face while saying ( You call early 2000's old school Guy in the van be like.... Oh, creepy. I'm honestly shocked at all the comments I've gotten so far that I look better without ...holy shit.... Watched the first 20 seconds. Nope. Hiya Gypsy! :D Actually the other day I deposited something asking for a Weedle, and I got a Female Weedle in a Fast Ball with the OT Gypsy Maybe it's my eyes but the only difference I can see is the darker shadows in one of the pictures holy shit that is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen Awesome, thanks! Also, dem Leica binoculars Well that's interesting. People like soft ice cream? Murray's ankle FUZZBAAALLL!! :D ~~What time is it for you Oh... oh my... ( Totally is. But he's only human...and she's smoking hot Once in a Norse game my character got raptured by Cthulhu! Not only does he have daddy issues but also sister issues Don't play alone, you can find trolls Has anyone ever had problems standing beer bottles up straight? This might be a stretch but can you do some parts from Kali 47? (:05-:40, 1:28-1:52, 2:51-3:46) It seems a bit hard You never heard of that game? oh god, so gorgeous OOC: I...I think I just came to the "ripoff" thread and found something I want to buy Im down-voting. And I never down-vote anything. I normally would have given the usual upvote but..."greatest comeback ever"?? I'll be the same age as him next month. What!? Which location?! They have pigs!? Holy shit Kirk!!!! College Kirk That's... a little creepy. Accuracy is a wasted stat, and the ES isn't t1. It's a nice helm, but not mirror worthy ... I really don't know what to make of this person. Complain, complain, nonsensical rant about sex, humblebrag How did you write that so fast? ? My whole family used Watkins ointment/Vicks Vaporub/Tiger Balm on hemorrhoids. It feels like icicles in your bumsicle. "Freezing" your sphincter has so pretty predictable side effects, at least for *some* of us. ( And the losing team gets left behind on moon! wat map is this Took a nap after church. Woke up and it was 62 F in the apartment. I found the leprechaun! Wait. Does that mean I'm cursed now? I like it when my girlfriend is talking to someone and I walk up behind her. DAMN @ Peyton's numbers... ... Wow. What kind of speeds do you typically see? And where are they running all the copper/fiber backbone to support this? Ik right, can't we all just cuddle instead? Hell, that'd make for some interesting porn right there # HAHAHAHAHA!! You've gotta admit it was a complete ***RUSH*** to be one of the few, the proud, chosen to sit up there on the dais! One of the Soka Gakkai Superstars!! But you might as well claim you were at Woodstock - nobody can see what you look like from that distance How did he get two Not Guilty in the past? Vivienne Pinay? No Komachi? Holy shit.. The horror It takes much less time for me than a regular full-time job... It's actually one of the reasons I chose whoring as a job to begin with. Did you ever have workaholic tendencies in other lines of work? Now how do you know that > Did you ever have workaholic tendencies in other lines of work? I have like 1000 reddit accounts never used Why do they always find the nerdiest looking player for their pictures? There's staffs like it for 6c on Rampage, don't build around it How did you need bravery in the first place, amazing Woah, I just watched this episode last night. I live in LA. That 405 on a weekday . . . Oh, you didn't use the first rope sc? The author's profile pic looks a little creepy Thats some pretty heavy shit right there Bad choice how? good job! *the Dwemer*..... Wait, Holy Nova is what now? I... never thought of that... I...I see. ( 8 hands.......... RIP stalker e' piccolo il mondo That's a bargain When/where did this happen Do you mean 1 gram of protein per bodyweight? Cause that would be a lot of cliff bars and protein shakes dude. I'm 6'8" and my wife is 5'2". I'm starting to notice a trend here. is it possible to fall back from Plat to Gold? -_-............... Even if you have played them game how does it make it more normal Being a felony is probably fair enough - but 25 years to life? I have owned two and neither had a '00' key Doublelift - "Bjergsen is a bad boy, He's a naughty little boy." You have 20 MILLION SOULS? ** Stretchy pants? Do you mean like... trousers that look like jeans but are stretchy? Those exist? Ooooooh, all-you-can-eat-pancakes would end so badly for me... I swear I have a special pancake compartment and can eat them in unlimited amounts I wanna snuggle up next to him Indistinguishable from a ponzi scheme im not even ranting Isn't Kane a Viet Kieu? Where's the problem? What case is that? Where do I buy holy hell. hows your sinuses? pretty damn clear i'd imagine That comment section. Wow. "Go back to Europe". "Death to pale monkeys". "You can never be African". How much did you end up winning? Jeez can people not take jokes anymore? It is always a different talk. It is not every time we don't have sex that this happens, but it only seems to happen if we don't have sex How is the tail sticking to her. In the image it looks like the tail goes under her skirt.... What if his eyes got taped open Its like playing the 2012 XCom on one of the higher difficulties. The earlygame is kinda ruff but afterwards you have to really fuck up to lose You confused me >VR Maintenance Engineers are a minimum of 20 mil each on the Exchange How do you become a licensed locksmith if you don't know how to pick locks? ...what the heck just happened here? Wait a second guys....I just learned that smarties actually have different flavors... On my server Raw Chicken costs 6s per unit, Raw Goose Meat costs 7s per unit, but Raw Duck Meat costs 70s per unti China? Same here! Maybe I've seen you there before Somebody sold 500 packs for 85$?? Isn't even the paper worth more than that? I wanna have your life SP can't lock on if you have double agent??? Her right boob looks translucent I'm starting to doubt we'll see Steppes of war now Nope I love how it says to check MY connection. Amazing... Tons of people at the release date It will never end Spidey Boner Sense... That's where Spider-Man gets his sticky net from This tops "Phantom of the Opera" as my favorite video. Oh! I'm sorry, I read that and thought you were racing How do you remember your reddit username And yet, there are still some people who are saying that delver is tier 1.5 at most... thats... it? It's a lot smaller than I thought ^(That's not scary or anything.... wait what they had the sisters coming to his apartment? Was that ok back in the days? I thought that too, but look at closer to the end of the video. It seems like the shard does 906 damage when it reaches the target. Don't think fulmination charges are supposed to do damage on their own. I can still see you That is something you use in court for a restricting order Seriously, is everyone just downvoting everything they see due to this MMO? this is the first time I've seen something positive about mk8 online lag the online is decent imo, constant error codes and lag. Oh wow, Rule 8 would take forever to do for my entire list 5' 10" AND in DC?! I remember a urine with lots of solid bits in it that had all sunk to the bottom like sand. I wish I didn't remember the smell wtf man how did you get all of these ? Wow! You've so many products and you've organized them well! Your spreadsheet looks great and easy to read. I'm still working at mine..My mother and sister told me that I've too many products. Now if I compared yours to mine, I think I don't even have the half of your stash. ("I'm jealous..looking at my small stash and spreadsheet..compared with yours Is there an emoji equivalent of this face: Wow! You've so many products and you've organized them well! Your spreadsheet looks great and easy to read. I'm still working at mine..My mother and sister told me that I've too many products. Now if I compared yours to mine, I think I don't even have the half of your stash. ("I'm jealous..looking at my small stash and spreadsheet..compared with yours It's all about the delivery. This guy just seems weird as hell I didn't say I liked that stuff Oh wow, that's huge You would want breedables for it!? New genders every day? Wut Um It's weird seeing you here And I've been watching **you.** Whoa are you serious??? I used a random seed in AMIDST. This is probably like a 1/100000000000000 chance dude looks like we have another *Logical Reasoning* challenged aspirant /u/ dat pc matte palette I feel the exact way! I see it orange and I'm like "I don't even post anything mean, why is someone mad now". Last time it was because I said I don't let my cat on the kitchen counter in response to a gif of a cat being a jerk and knocking food off a counter. Apparently, that makes me a horrible person who shouldn't have a cat OH. MY. GOD. KING KONG 1080p BLUE RAY HAS NEVER LOOKED SO FUCKING GOOD. THANKS YOU! No it doesn't what do you mean its the rarest item? I got it 3 times already, 2 on the same day Roll roll roll that's all they can do, also the thing on the left has cellulite on its arm I fear of a spider hiding in my headset, then crawling into my ear. You know after you said that I'm sitting here thinking and even Google even though OP already said it's not there. And I can't remember a 2nd meter upgrade spot. I only remember the one but I can see the meter in my head like it seems right to me that there was a 1/4 and then 1/2. I don't have any idea. I am sure I'm just wrong. I mean Google has to be right, right? Lets not forget the time she made out with that married farmer... maybe Tim's wife has heard about her husband-snatching shenanigans already? What the actual creepin fuck It looks more a helmet to me I'm not entirely sure that I understand where the difficulty lies. I...I can see dat booty. Illuminati? Who ever loses must shave it off. Girl! You spoil this sub! If I could learn to use bright colors, I would be so happy. I experiment before I take a shower so no one sees the catastrophe that becomes my face That is much more interesting than the problems I have with the class. :P Also, she chopped my last name in half and calls me that. So, instead of Con Cept-Izual, she calls me Cept. And thinks that's my name. FOLEY I can't tell if you're being serious or a troll. Not that it really counts, but when I saw I have over 5 days with the RE-45 I was all Wait.. It's not orange? I honestly have no idea how the fuck that happened. I was trying to post a /r/behindthegif comic Game 2 Wait so in some of those games you were a bot too? Fitz is doing a really good job Used to smoke a ton, you say... 18.8 ^__ I havent had any problems at all today Oh shit I didn't think of that. I always thought I looked somewhat the same high, but now I'm not so sure Yeah I'm way into the chest hair There is no hose You have her call you Daddy? ugh..this can be actually traced by smart and when they found out that you're making magic on their services they will automatically block your internet. and unfortunately those using bugged sim eh ang kakapal pa ng mukha na mag irate sa store for reasons na bakit hindi sila makapaginternet I was actually wondering about the vocals because they were wayyyy too loud on the livestream. Arashi very much Why would you sound like an ass Almost. His Corki page in the last game was different. I have a female shiny manectrike with hp ice, it has a Japanese name though. It's reasons like this that I am scared to graduate college and enter the "real" world. Been there, too. Little burger shop in Penngrove has the "Rancho Adobe Burger." Rancho Adobe is the name of the fire station across the street. It had a full layer of ghost pepper relish. The burn on the way in is the easy part. woah, my internet connection can't handle that many animations Really?! They're bigger now? What banner You never cleared it before? I got 8GB for 100$ back in October last year wtf Haha, I thought they were sunbathing at first, and then I realized what they were doing... Is anyone else noticing the ads at the bottom saying "Eat this and never diet again!" How did you get that many? not so much fault on alex's part, he coudlnt really be too loud cuz his kid was asleep I don't think Anti-SJW's deny sexism. Fix matches with Duck tape, seriously??? Well... Well that's kinda stupid The majority of the anime I've seen is from 21st century, however I do grow up with the 20th century anime. Of course, I would really like to emphasise those are shows that are made for my demographic (children and young teens), and they're very long standing anime that shows on the air for years and years. I'm focusing on the late 80's - 90's, and these shows are: a lot of Ghibli works, Akazukin Cha Cha, Slam Dunk ( This series seriously gives the audience a freaking good time. There's so many moments I cannot help but laugh my ass off because it's so radical and funny. It doesn't stop being that either, they make it to have *heart*. I have a preference for hammy anime, so they gave me a very good trip ( Was it truly played in THIS dimension? I hardly believe it. o_O... I check it all the time... I don't know why On the bright side, the hacker is playing ranked on your account and winning I'm 5'5 at 17 and I'm considered tall What the hell is Radiant Skin? Someone want to explain what's going on here? Did they died? Why does it matter? Oh god...you're right That's traumatizing waaaaaa-it how come 'Steelix', How does such a thing happen? That was... unexpected... ( Great that it works for you! My GZL team could already tackle some mythical descends when it was just 99 lead + level 50 subs, so I guess I'm just spoiled. I do have loki, but he's my only REM pandora sub and he's not even really optimal. I'll throw some more levels on and see how it goes, I have max skill CDK and Vamp (Max skill Cerberus is actual isn't the same for up-to-date? Angel Idol 2014-04-05 I'm glad someone else thought is was slippery. On chat last night all the comments seemed to be how grippy it was Wait....there's a rune combiner? I... I have never noticed this but I now realize it's so very true Got you tagged as "DIG cock slurper" with the link leading to deleted comments so your dedication to the team must be beyond normal Is this...is this offer still available He did get more internet points than you. No he doesn't >Oh but then when I read SkyRe's nexus page it seems Two Handed is better Waiting a full week would be painful So, I tried to rush in arena earlier (cuz usually I just sit around for 1-3 days after arena reset), and holy, the amount of attack... I know some have wooorst experience, but this is first time for me to be attacked 1-3 times every hours Um, don't you know anything about this company? That you auditioned for? holy shit. this smoke-mine 'trick' at vaal Those fan chants tho! Which is something you're not really supposed to do with an SSD as it's known to create problems. You're supposed to create a clean install of Windows onto an SSD rather than copy an existing install over. Some dudes go as far as calling this good thing. That in this way, they can support their favorite developer Manitoba You don't want water on your desk but you're fine resting it on your computer case? 81 alpha Thanks for the quick response. It looks like the Tirant-9s is the only viable option. 22dB sound reduction (dry) is nothing to scoff at in such a small package, that brings it just about to hearing safe at 9 ounces Thinking in the extreme here but if something about your frame or build makes anal sex dangerous because of your anatomy then wouldn't it be safer to find out than to fuck yourself over? Literally? I'm confused now There are so many implausible parts of this story What's going on in the picture? Sorry I didn't even notice! xD So many EGGS! Yeah how do they learn to write so good anyway... Herp Derp... got it now That patina tho I have never noticed this. you are way to involved in this Lol at his just corner just freezing there for 4 seconds like And this years final was won by "Samsung Galaxy White" .. wat? OMH We can actually use [](#kappa) properly now! I still don't get it He can afford a Jaguar but not a tow... ? *ulti seedhi cheezein*... { Nice! ^(But why's your account deleted now?! So you mean that One Piece is your favorite anime right? How can you believe that it only has ''one or two'' big plot developments, then? 1000 "L's" does seem like a lot And imagine the cunilingus Ligtweight supports campers? Gun-Ho? fuck how did you know I have one, on my right ear. It doesn't bother me much. It used to produce a clear, aromatic fluid that my cat really liked. THIS IS FOR WINDOWS PHONE Oh how things have changed since 6th ed, then If i do the math i've been giving valve 1.04852876712 euro per day since December 13th 2003 huh - that's interesting XD And this subreddit is relitively small as far as the ab/dl community is concerned. There are tons of bigger sites Was it you with 459? I just watched the highlights, but those holes in the BATE defense! Whereyou kissing Gene Simmons? Wow. This new, 'improved' currency exchange window. As young as two ....you deleted, apparently. Good chat? the english translation says 21 rows... OP... lmao that's a meme I haven't heard in a long time. What is with that, though? It didn't say "I'll t" in my post when I wrote and posted it. >those holes in the BATE defense! Wow, that's what they seriously argued? I didn't know you worked for Rob Ford I know the latin... but its colloquial meaning is not the same as its literal definition, I would admit I am wrong... if I was wrong, but I'm not. also its just kinda weird how hard you are trying... its a reddit post dude Looking for Cosmic Power, Clear Smog, Ominous Wind, bankball Castfrom, looking at you VoidCatcher If you tell me you own shoes that a genius said look like shit... Then I may have found the Nega-echoshield. Are you saying that you're going to break my nose if I don't switch to a KB/M setup? I didn't think it was bashing change. The lighting is so blue. I'm curious why you got down voted so hard Wow, a first time'r! If there was one thing I'd say NOT to miss MuppetVision3D. It may be old, but the script got Jim Henson's seal of approval before he died. Also, if you go to the Yack and Yetti in Animal Kingdom, try the Glacier Water drink. I must have had three while I was there. Or oh so right. wow aww, the first one looks like a big metal treehouse! Wow...talk about a major identity crisis. Hey, thanks! I took your advice and the game advisor person said that merging all of my DA/BSN accounts with my current Origin account would wipe all of the game's progress, achievements, and data. Holy fuck, Simmons I've been going crazy trying to fix this over the last 24 hours, so it's good to know that it's not just me. It actually fixed itself briefly before breaking again. I have no idea why. Am I going crazy or do I only ever read about "former" CIA agents? I'm ready to propose... ( [Felicity Rampant](/spoiler "Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd SPOIL!!!!!!!") respawned for me. I've killed [her](/spoiler) three times. Where have you been all my life and can I have you in it now? I have butt length hair, my measurements are 34-27-37 so I am a little more pear shaped and I'm 5ft 3". I don't think I look "gay" or "butch" What the hell? A normal boyfriend would have rushed over to you the second you yelled the first "ouch!" if he wasn't already helping you out already since you clearly needed the assistance. I really have no advice for you because this is so incredibly strange. My mind is boggled right now. Who was that last year? I literally thought this was a screenshot from the anime then I realized that it isn't in the anime yet. Dang, you are not messing around YES. FINISHED MY ESSAY. NOW ALL MY ATTENTION IS ON THE GIANTS-... Oh. Look at that score... ESSAY STILL UNWRITTEN-... Oh. Look at that clock. yep. sth taylor swift would say rather than brendan rodgers... I never knew I would say those two names in one sentence.. Holy! I might pay money for these O.O , I need the Kalaakiota Raven and Golem, aswell as the Bloodraider Paladin ... I'm not snarkie. Maybe there was nothing to fix Seems something isn't working on my topic, 1 question is missing, atleast on my screen, but when i modify it, it show that edit, now it showed up the question was missing Can someone get the "KABUMMM" sound in the video isolated for playback or something? I really like it for some reason My eyes are feasting on that pic Is that what sleeping people look like in your world? Simple fact: his directorial career started in 1922 and ended in 1976. I'm already in law school and have mountains of study I should be doing, yet this is what I'm doing too Isn't happy hour at darlo $5.50 now (used to be $5) - though I think VB/New might be $4 but who wants to drink that Monday I had someone give me a lecture about how e-cigs were going to kill me and I was basically "inhaling a thermometer" because of all the "mercury and heavy metals" in my juice.. while this person was smoking an analog cigarette. That's one of my first VV eGo batteries. I gifted my first 650mAh ego to my Dad, so it could be worse; I'm pretty sure it's smaller than the kayfun I can't imagine that ever coming up in conversation as an innocent sentence .... speechless You have a gun... we can excuse the cable management... Thank you for shopping at *eh-kay-ah* its not about needing All over a simple issue that could have been solved via email. He deserved to have his game taken off Steam. Watch it show up on Origin or ....... even OSX ... 25G Apex? I'm English There are only two pages Don't look behind you. ** I was a stalker infiltrator on my TR, I sniped the head off of a Vanu player who was a light assault. Which Lunagem makes your fins faster? I think so... Funny how the name and the figure chosen depict exactly by who is controlled the actual UNO. (Also funny how UNO in spanish means one, never realized You did They mentioned updating the rewards for these to be more worthwhile, but they never polled anything Not too bad -- cuticles aren't bleeding yet, at least... Also...how is the party handling having a crazy person in the party? Most of my characters wouldn't exactly hang out with a literal axe murderer Could be coincidence but one of my party members for GHA got disconnected right after that msg... and he never came back... As of yesterday it was $60 in the US as well. Well I'll be damned!! uh...I was in my early 20s when I found that out, about 5 seconds ago..so...there are female goats? Fox People? what recent threads? That's what I thought this was at first! This is terrifying Same, list price is indeed $339. Finally pulled the trigger for whatever reason. Excited for a new build. Wait... are you a real feminist? I always wanted to find one of those You'd think Outlook would protect against a rule like that Got class in 10 mins and I didn't get any sleep all night I am afraid to think what he does with it... Is this... a reputable news source? Grammar mistakes everywhere How would an FTP upload give you a virus? its not? wut Definitely odd 100-300$ for a deck And here I am thinking that no girls are ever interested in me Holy crap. The Burn Those are so awesome TY! I was trying to figure out what he was referring to as a 'garnish'. Since when is the veg portion a garnish Yeah I went to school with a girl who was a post-tube-tying baby. Her mom joked about it all the time. They laughed and I was over here like Ugh. Collapsed lung!!! Holy shit, my dog recently started snorting and isn't a normally snorty breed; time to go to the vet (( People don't normally get 100k on average per match? What the fuck was that Sonic player doing to get a score of -7?! Or men to play as women... I wear a solar powered watch. Yesterday I watched the episode 2, still can't handle it... I could kinda get it if you were 35+, as a joke more or less, but 24? Like, WHY. 100 dollars for poolseidon Holy moley Where's Jessica Hyde? I look drowned? But why the huge noose? golden taint Or accidentally kill them... Where? Haha, damn. My sister is one year older than me, and has 5 kids, I've got none (and don't want any).... Journalists are dead? It must be some photoshop fail.. No one can be so skinny Do we? How can we be real if our eyes aren't real? I'm a YouTuber from South Africa and I actually got a 10 year Visa for the US without much trouble a couple of years ago to visit Blizzard HQ. All I needed was an invitation letter from Blizzard, the tickets and a few other minor goodies one would expect they'd ask for What on earth is a "Live-action Puzzle Game"? Oh my god both me and piglet share the same first name I dont know what to say now! Mais imagine le pauvre gars qui a dû vivre avec ça une centaine d'heures durant le montage... You mean for the Zero? Man you gotta take atleast picture, it ain't that hard, Steam even has the built in option Strategy?!? Someone else can. Even as a gay male who enjoys ladies in yoga pants I couldn't figure out the issue, until this unsettling development. Wow, does it REALLY take 1 hour and 10 minutes to go from Rondebosch to city centre using public transport I'm with him on some, on others, I think maybe he could back off a little. I mean, I get that it's a rant, but... you don't get an opinion if you think shoes might be a topic for conversation? Nor if you don't regularly practice so hard you can't walk to the showers? That one especially sounds like those douchebros who do crossfit and talk about getting "visits from uncle rhabdo" The horror Well Gbots look like a disorganized silver MMing team right now. Where was this? But... but, that's *inside* > I just realized this could be a song about virginity too Err.. read the original post. I'm not the type to pve, I like doing battlegrounds. It is not about speed leveling to 90, it is about fighting against other players the stories that tell you about the dollar collapsing and to buy Gold are sponsored by gold companies. Haha I know, sigh. I don't know if I want it to drag out or not. Physically I was done, like, weeks ago...but mentally I'm still all scared at the prospect of caring for a baby So much NOPE in one picture..... Scootaloo is an alicorn How's that circlejerking ? Yeah, thats what i mean about being excessively dangerous, i mean, at least with SBK and Moto2 and 3 you have either different chassis, motor or both. imagine if you took the motoGP grid and stuck them all on factory R1's or zx-10r's or something, where everyone had the exact same bike... Well, not sure what to say except that I made my alt's miner T3-soil capable with maybe 4 T3 gathering material and the rest T1 She's scary Hory shet Wow, how did I miss this in the dead of preseason? My friend who drives an NB, is engaged to a girl who just bought a Forester. Wait...what. No way that was two years ago. Unfortunately, The one who was out at the time against the wobuffet was Thumper, the trade steelix, so screech wasn't exactly an option once I got shadow-tagged. I popped an x-attack, and luckyily when I went for payback, Wobuffet used safegaurd instead. Steelix also outsped it just barely, so there was that. I got the second hit off, and wobuffet died. But It certainly put a pit in my guy for the rest of my trek through reflection cave Fucking shit. Canadian Geese Arch like a lot here.. But that was on an old desktop. My main system used mint for a while (laptop dual boot) right now I fully ascended and went full Linux. Tried installing arch on my laptop... I HATE NVIDIA. My card wouldn't pick up ANY DRIVER. I tried almost every driver from Intel that one with a N Those 10 votes for Adrian Peterson tho. Is this GW Holy shit Wow. So much anger. Obviously this is a much bigger issue to you than I. Sorry I upset the beast. I'll bow out now. ohgod My french textbook lied to me Man... that movie. The scene in the apartment when she's waiting for his call... oi. Wow these shirts are SO expensive... Further that's weird i'm right in front of the station What is this? I have no idea what it expands to. Don't have a paper to write tonight! Now I can focus all my energy on the Giants tonight! ... Oh man, I hope for the best. I really, really do. Also, you have artists to thank. OP, you have artists to thank. dat url What's the pun? Baylor's face is like Have you tried From Dusk Till Dawn the tv series? So Laura really is Black Canary? But...burst is what assassins do. For a second I thought that was the guy who was shooting the place up. Pretty impressive. Sometimes I wonder how many smartphones there are in the world, and then cellphones... youll be fine... i over boosted to 27 LBS! LOL on a 2010 wrx base. lol i dont think anythings broken I absolutely love how Pak E. Derm is like I honestly have no idea. It's ~6 years worth of games. A lot of them were on sale, a bunch from bundles, some gifts and some trades. I know I put out over $800 in the 2013 winter sale. A co-worker and I were sortof competing about who could spend the most. Looks like it was my CPU temperature. DM'd for a bit and the max temp was listed at 98 degrees celsius As an addendum to OP's post, I think the SR-71 was actually *engineered* to leak fuel while at rest. Mach-3 would compress the materials and plug the leak. Also, there seems to be over +4,500 on at the moment I'm far from being able to frivolously throw money around, but can't think of a better way to spend it than for something like this. Personalized MG artwork? Opppppps thanks! think we might be in the same class? For some reason I can really imagine them responding like this. did you just reply to a week old comment? "in-game nukes" ? I don't remember Toontown Online having nukes. Archwing boss will probably drop Archwing mods. Instead, I think the two upcoming mini-bosses in void sabotages will each have a chance to drop one of the Tethra mods... I think its time I sell my BG Event mods while they still have value UPDATE: Server Population has gone down to about 4,000 people, but I still cannot log on more than a couple of minutes without being DCed. 20 MPH? You can see his hair? Jes&uacute;s marimba. Why do people hate for your ingenuity "That guy who started the game..." Wait, what? The 750w version is cheaper than the 550w? Thanks for the warning! I'VE GOTTEN THAT SAME FORTUNE Elephants for dessert? What's the main course? I've always thought that was the double meaning.. "to get to the other side." .... the chicken is committing suicide to cross over. I read the whole thing. An hour I will never get back . Wait but Mirai's his sister Oh wow and I thought I got screwed after Crunchyroll botched my $85 Maiko Madoka preorder and I had to buy her at $135 right after release, I'm super happy I rage-impulse-bought her now. Very often, in this and other subreddits, I wonder if you're secretly me. Did not guess this WOW I didn't even recognize him YOU DIDN'T BURN IT? Im kinda curious as well.. I mean, I havent followed most of this feminism vs. MRAs nonsense but what exactly have the MRAs done that is so terribly horrible? Damn was not expecting the clarity and detail... ooga booga! Did... did you manage to end a pun thread 0>_o>... <o_<0... I couldn't make it through the embedded video... those poor girls being spoonfed bullshit. Did I just read "pantheon" and "lightweight" in one sentence? Yes, there is only too much and too little scaling. There can be no middle ground. ..what the fuck was the context for him to charge after her like that? Those are inch worms, aren't they? Ja sam isto skužio da je jedini bez golda... Možda je on onaj "kind stranger" kojeg svi spoominju I tried to get a picture with Pepper in it but she just kept trying to eat the bags. Awww! That red beard! ...did he explain where they were sleeping? How the f*ck did you get "StatTrak™ Confirmed Kills: 38074" on a KNIFE U is the 21 letter of the alphabet, V is the 22 letter of the alphabet, A is the first letter of the Alphabet. U + V + A = 44. divided by 2 is 22 plus 1 (OR "A") is 23 Now I'm wondering if I'm doing it right.. I recently replaced my 400w PSU because it couldn't pull my rig. true dat. but now half the bottle is gone I just saw that vimeo video. Sorry I ruined it for you :D 29 is almost 15 years too much holy shit Really? you still get nausea after plugging? All in one go? Dat next gen technology Is it... is it for sale? I must have this! Wait.....what ? Are those all yours? Wow... I honestly have ignored this fact for years. A goalie? Doesn't that *hurt*, even with all the padding? Its crazy how thick Eve's atmosphere is, from 14km/s down to 70m/s [META] What is futarchist What the actual fuck did I just watch? Woah. What happens if you put two coats on? Mexico has our 6... ERHMAGERD PAPER TOWELS!!!! Yeah me too. It looks like someone flayed his face this bothers me a lot. Why doesn't your Raoq have an aura? Why did I click on that Oh... but your mini fridge does not look like a mini fridge I must be old. I thought the same thing as your dad .....I have no words. Wait what? You didn't like the finale? Well his username is a double negative. Which means he IS a dorkus Question is... who is taking all the pictures? You're not wrong I thought Sovereign was smaller than that A tablespoon of ketchup is only like 4g of carbs. How much ketchup did you eat? How did you not die from explosive sushi shits?! They had.... tourism? where can i get a mythical scroll? dat audio panning So cringe worthy bro. Dropped the bills defense for Miami, now I see they're ranked 1/2? Who downvoted this Mantle's Approach is bigger than the fucking DEATH STAR? I knew it was big, but holy shit This morning I was bumping around Venus hunting for Glowberries or whatever (it's been a long day) and I found another guy running the same route. We communicated by shooting each other when we found something, then shooting at the thing. We ran around using bullets like smoke signals and the whole thing was great. I'm not sure if the experience would have been as nice with voice chat, though, because his name was P_ Where Sophie at? Random post but wow yeah they are EXTREMELY long There is a high risk of that big one eating the little one Me too. Actually, step 3 is ( Yes I did Don't ever trade without using the ''trading post'' if you lose your crap then its your fault, please don't cry and send it to reddit Vlad with the creepy eyes from the bench. 160 BPM I had nightmares due to the air conditioner blowing up in this cartoon for years and years until I watched it again as an adult, and then they stopped. ? they did have a salad tray. What about them? I... Can't really comment either way Wait, wasn't Minou the name of Tintin's dog in French? Seriously? That's actually kinda a neat build. Waaah! I forgot I go out on a school trip on Friday :/ Exams are messing with my brain Maybe he'll be Kaido Waaah! I forgot I go out on a school trip on Friday :/ Exams are messing with my brain I mean, if ditto didn't feel all "ditto-y" I guess it would be fun. Then again, that makes the day care like a breeding sex dungeon..... Holy christ, this doesn't belong here - it belongs in the depths of my nightmares that build I found an album of self-portraits I did in college, and made a thingy on transtimelines. Holy moly I looked way different I do that as well. Had a car driving towards me in my line this morning What takes that long? Lots of stuff I haven't heard here... thank you! Orjatar is now in my top 100 weirdest videos I've seen. Even about the Cyprus thing? Where? Sometimes my allies expect too much from me That's one tenth of the distance Mercury is to the Sun... does it have to do something with a crooked smile whatsoever?, I cant smile quite well from the left side of my lips, only with my right side. I will admit it. When she first popped on screen, I thought that Marina was sitting there. Is your password really Unique? Maybe he's trying to protect/warn you about the thing you saw in the mirror. Penis drawings on mars... That we didn't put there. That sounds totally like the anime If Oobleck is this broken. WHAT ABOUT OZPIN?? German must be f'ckin complicated, seen through the brain of a foreign speaker By giant sticker, do you mean the giant "artsy" photo? I'll be your thrill I've done this. What was wrong with your eyes? This is one of the most legitimately creepy stories I've read in this subreddit--I can't imagine feeling that stalked and terrorized for that long of a time! Report you to HR? Because you have as button to revive Thats gross. OMG, I can't believe this is a thing. I really hope that's it! Holy shit, it's on the other arm too... Heart attack? pst look at how much youve already posted on this thread..... I actually got kinda hyped when I saw that, because in moving 2 months ago, I found my LAN Adapter, and I was like "Welp, never gonna use this again" so I just kinda stashed it away. But now I think I actually will I would go with Dorian for a mage in your case. Those specific 3 should have some great banter. Maybe that'll be the group I take. I'm starting DT and Hillman. My opponent has Peyton Manning OP, you have artists to thank. probably plays dark souls as well Just one step closer to sharks with lasers mounted on their heads. Shy calm down I read ptohead as pothead. OOC: I also like your flair calasime. Not sure I am really comfortable against team dragon Looks windy That actually makes a lot of sense wtf that exists What fucking rulebook is this guy quoting I've been watching on NFLN all season. It's better to watch than CBS anyways. I don't understand why people are complaining I have the SX50HS, and now I need a tripod, a day off, and another eclipse. I think you're thinking I'm thinking too literal... I'm just saying they made a joke by calling them dog brains because of the saying you can't teach an old dog new tricks. The joke fits because they didn't want you moving pilots around. They "do what they do and that's what they do", fits perfectly with that saying. Alternatively not knowing it was misinformation because its one of those lies that our opposition constantly repeats. I think most of the people that are claiming that whole "nude leaks" thing dont even know just how much nonsense it is My red peppers had green pepper babies a what phone? Only played a few so far, but dig site is RAM cooling Same here hahah you think? WHAT IF THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON? You want one of those?... do you think he'd done that if golden legendary dust values scaled the way other cards do? imagine if it was 6400 dust to craft O_o wtf Wooow! and yet it has more taste than a kilo of store-bought strawberries I'm not trolling Kvothe... Might be a god The movie is tweaking his origin story a bit by making him the creation of Tony Stark. - quote from somewhere what are you doing with that swap? Japanese also hard as fuck though it is like stranger danger everyone wants to kidnap, kill, rape your child There's a copyright to weaves? That's horrifying This isn't fiction. How big is that thing? what the hell i'm looking? Who is this Viruzzz guy, I see him all over screenshots on reddit It was just me handing out the candy the first year, I had no idea how bad it was going to be. When a crowd of people are standing at your door and all 20 of them are holding out walmart bags, it can be really intimidating, especially when they know where you live and about half of them are wearing gang clothes...... Of course!... I hate when I see a movie or something with those bars. What's the point of being 1080p if the image is smaller than my TV ? Man... they look nothing like each other For me the strange thing is opening websites on a phone. I guess some people have their PCs very far from everything... I don't know. You're obsessed Mindcrack!? In /r/Vexilllology!??!?!?! Its a conspiracy theory that the Democrats court the liberal vote? Where do you live that watermelons cost $26? Is there a new Borderlands already ? Wait, seriously? $400 worth of gold?? Holy.... crap that...is one of the greatest headlines I have ever read.... Normally, I mentally auto-correct people's spelling mistakes but not this time. I genuinely read it as the dog being loud. Henrique off for Miller? Holy Alistar Wtf man How does ink get rubbed off? Where is that I read your comment in Abathur voice How can you play a healer and not know how to target players? Thanks, wasn't planning on sleeping tonight Well... I almost forgot to get back to work haha, yeah that's the only thing that caught my eye too I've suggested that before, was it me? are...are you me? Seriously, like down to a T. Only blonde in a family of dark brunettes, long lashes (I call them False Falsies), and really big eyes/pupils. Nah, its not really about hurt feelings or anger, though both are certainly present in quite a lot of people. But the situation these "journalists" created doesnt leave a lot of ways out. Either gamer culture becomes stained with the "misogynist" brand for the forseeable future courtesy of their lies or said lies get exposed which will likely leave a lot of these journalists on the streets (because not only would their own magazines close but one would have to be stupid to hire them My two are also really hairy Sort of reminds me of the Alien from the movie Alien! Wait, can that thing rev to 8K? Where's the redline? Oh my god How the hell did you build a lead this massive at only 14 minutes I once took a dump and afterward there was nothing to wipe You should and tell her that because you're different no one likes you. Maybe you already are ( At £70pm, they should be wearing a balaclava and pointing a shotgun at us what possible reason could there be for it being illegal? wooooah can't tell if one of those is the time you got angry or how you dealt with it I'm confused but o... k... Hmm, logique, il me semble avoir lu justement que pour certains produits, il fallait en prendre "suffisamment" pour que ça ne soit pas trop fort lol, Babycenter is awful. I have the app on my phone which includes the boards, so I like to troll the dumb posts occasionally. It's amazing how stupid it can get. "Can I go to the museum, is that safe?" Like are you joking. Someone once asked if a thunderstorm causes preterm labor. I'm not much of a sports guy...could you explain the reference I totally agree. It really didnt do much for me. I felt like the characters were straight out of a bad anime. Perhaps that was the point? They're a chain? You're not supposed to have communication devices in courtrooms. Guns *should* be a one shot to the head at any range in CoD. That's kind of how headshots work. PewDiePie has it's own Wikipedia article. So many Eris I guess... I just don't understand why my question got downvoted There are mattresses that cost $20,000 Oh god.... he was serious?! Noooo... that's totally normal Mother of God... Thanks for the praise! I don't know if I meant to be that ominous wait....YOU WERE MALEVOLANT VOICES? Hoping they'll release SMP. So many units to lvl Woah Love the corgi crazy eyes lol yah secret of nimh had some scary stuff. The owl It's so...TINY I want to see the result when you're finally finished, make sure you remember us TIL that there are crazy people who don't wear their seatbelt in the correct manner Yeah, but it was taken at 10:28. That was just like a few hours ago. I agree! I've heard that song in my dreams more than once since I started watching it I though isis wings were fakes wings! Sounds like he's got himself into a.......Situation I did that I read the wiki article, and it says you have it when it grows on *abnormal* spot on the eyelid. So I was thinking, where is the normal spot then Nice giveaway, SO MANY GLOCKS Wait... People cried... During that part? I thought it was kind of spiffy but thats it Agreed. This is pretty much my go-to plan for most weekends and it is glorious. And cozy. And chocolaty. hope i can get this code, althought there are like 2000+ dudes entering HM Gorgon? Cameron Diaz is the highest woman in the list? I am super sensitive to ASMR. One of my friends thinks I am weird because of how sensitive I am to it. I have been standing up in class when suddenly someone taps the table and I nearly fall over from the tingles what the fuck? So what does Dwight have that Jordan hill doesn't? Did you just compare blatant misogyny and bleeding-heart conservatism to a sub that mostly just quotes dumb shit Tumblr users spout in the name of social justice? I'm probably biased because I actually like TiA, but damn come on now. Sorry, nothing popping out, aside from those girls in Sakura Spirit Tutorial? In one minute This happened to me to.. On the first jump the whole ship exploded.. I was like Good god They're like the non-authentic chargers, in terms of phones wow Where did you get that? Say what? You've been posting for 7 months though? You missed a summary of what you got. That's unfortunate. :( So even with an open NAT, forza multiplayer (and only forza?) fails to connect? That's new. How did you know? What codes? You have artists to thank. They also called the Shield breaking up Dean's face turn. Muitos não sabiam mas a Ebola, já se tinha espanhado ca a muito tempo atras. who said worst succ lol? I'm opening the developer console right now and it's not closing my chat box at all on legacy or EOC. I also checked the controls tab in settings, and I'm not seeing any keybind that makes the chatbox disappear, so I'm not sure why yours is HEA: o governo emite títulos de dívida pública pra que o BNDES ofereça crédito subsidiado pra grandes empresas, que, em contrapartida, compram esses títulos e tiram a diferença entre os juros que recebe desses títulos e os baixos juros pagos ao BNDES. Welp, looks like I'm staying awake all night and cuddling my cat now Hey, do you know who my opponent is? On the bracket no one from the previous round advanced (at least according to the bracket when I click on it). I was messaged a while ago by my opponent, but I dont know how to check message history and forgot who it was. That would take me like 180 years to earn I saw that and said the same thing, was like Yeah My Zellha hasn't crashed the game. Cant stop listening to early Woah! I didn't tag them Will the products be exclusive to the monthly box? If they are, November 1st is gonna be Black Friday: Walmart-edition for Hello Waffle. But... this is only our sixth game of the season... Seriously? I mean I don't really care just, wow we seriously live in a world where a woman's cartoony bloomers has to be censored lest ye get slapped with an entire rating higher. goons are slipping. couldn't even get 3x our numbers Holly shit it looks so smooth and sharp Dude, totally. I had that thought yesterday, or if the sun burned out and we slowly froze in darkness oh geeze, 1.5 inches! Oh my mother of god. What is this witchery ( ( ( ( ( ( This is fucking TERRIFYING! That's quite the first car Stoned or getting boned? I've seen a few articles online about it but I am trying to not look, as hard as that is! I want it to be a suprise! It looks absolutely amazing, though... dafaq ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( Where can I watch this? ( ( ( ( ( ( The tampon bay sucks guy has snake eyes My mum is one of those. Made me think it was always like that. Freaked me the hell out when I learnt the truth! This is like wow i dont know holy mofu <( HOLY CRAP I had no idea >Muitos não sabiam**,** mas ~~a~~**o** ~~E~~**É**bola~~,~~ já se tinha espa~~nh~~**lh**ado c~~a~~**á** ~~a~~**há** muito tempo atr~~a~~**á**s. he banned cookiezi 1 to hold the phone and 1 to press the screen?? Oh shit, you mean you're telling me I'm playing a class I shouldn't be able to play yet? How are you guys getting soap inside your penis, what are you guys doing in the shower Really? Hindu are only 6. a macbook Dang I just woke up what is happening here ( ( Where is this from? I am not middle eastern and I've been told that if I were to go to the middle east, I would have the shit beaten out of me for looking this way. In the real world: I was so poor, I couldnt even afford a new gun Ou My God....ELI has the letter "E","L","I"....and Meryl has the letters "E" and "L", and you pronounce "Y" as "I"....that means "M***E***R***YL*** is ELI! Hi, the circle around the horn kinda looks like you have a condom on it Wait what Thats.. much more pussy juice than i imagined 4 players? Oh shit, I've been spotted! As a kid, I couldn't stand eggs, pasta, rice or mayonnaise. Now all of those are my *favourite* things. At the age I first started trying alcohol, I also didn't have a taste for red wine at all. I moved in to a new flat two weeks ago with my boyfriend and 20 bottles of good wine. That number has now been halved... with us having been 'being good'. Eating a tin of condensed milk in one sitting. The thought of doing that now makes my jaw lock. "This is not the anti Balotelli show by the way" My words exactly Donc le forum libre aura une heure *d'avance* ? I woke up to 4 emails from snapchat. Apparently people logged onto my account from India and Mexico. Make it happen, please ! 2015 LCS season gonna be a way boring without those guys ! For a second I thought it was a joke... but.. But... that's not a shitty reaction..? I'm laughing at the razors, lol!! Oopsy Sweet baby Jeebus, why does it have to be spiders?!? Oh God. They are sick. Closed server? Why are you trying to get a healer during a rate-up that has no healers??? 15 Is only ninth grade You can always do it retroactively you seriously freehanded the dragons?? Nice goal, but fast That's so weird Is that.. what I think it is? *That really just leaves the question open. Imagine an assassin or mage with double strike LOL. What would make you do that? I mean, I have lost 400 mmr consecutively very oftenly, but I don't even have to try to lose, my team did it for me. But 50 games straight? Funnily enough, Russia didn't even cross my mind as I narrowed guesses down. I guess I forgot that they had nukes. I'm quite content right now, I have no reason to be "pissed". You're disgusting though. ( Unless they shared it to point at how awful it was. How did you do the drips? I'm actually even more confused now. why? do you think it's neurological Haha! Cool then! But he did up his performance after the goal It doesn't make much sense to me, either. invalid participant ID and you're offline on twitch SGI-USA *is* an American organization And now I feel like an asshole for posting this... Then why does everyone say they are? Checked but I don't see an option there either wait fire chim compliments arnold? Wait you got put in a game with the League 1s as a League 9? wow you played well for League 9 yeah i can Oh really? I missed that Wow. Not a lot of Xbox users we're friends with ... karl... why'd this get downvoted? no enchants No enchant map? Your soul... You know, I realized I hadn't tried Direct to Rift mode yet. I got 0.33 fps in the Unity demo, so that is broken, but the Oculus World Demo.. That's a great piece and really nice video presentation but I kept getting distracted by how amazing that workshop is! All those tools and ventilation systems... I always get a little freaked out when things I post over on /r/transtimelines get 3,000+ views Why would you dismantle something that takes so much work to get? I also only got 8,350 gold for 4-2 which is what is stated on the calendar. I guess SBE decided to reward perfect records even more! What exactly do you want to know? She's some girl who used snapchat /r/britishproblems indeed... I literally just got Plan C from a tiger strike! Really, do people actually request "the girliest drink"? Why? Someone knows well about virtual MIDI synths I heard the name "Honoka"... ( ( How does this comment get this many up votes? I post way better comments that are smart and witty and don't get nearly as much! Doesn't make sense Imagine kids using their old antenna tv and picking up a random 'fuck' in there. The horror! ~~ I didn't even realize Lucario had a tail until you mentioned it. Man, these are gorgeous. As is Tali That is amazing. I never roleplayed, maybe I might try it. How do you build a plane that can carry all that stuff to Laythe and back? It is? My bad, haven't played the PTS much. That's one hell of a taunt everyone on stayfree is a standin I was the 667 upvote What the froodles :o It looks like your average Route 3 Bidoof but it's actually not?! Ok, the whole ryze change is SHIIIIIIIIIT, you made his spell cost 8% of max mana Wow. Your giveaway was literally over in 10 minutes. Epcot has it? It's the intersection of Pisces road and Rosier Rd in Glen Eden, my property is in the shot... Sounds hardcore you can afford all that? this isn't Chatterbate? What's with every post the OP makes getting downvoted I agree with you but at the same time I'm confused, you are one of the most angry people on the sub Thanks! I'm watching you... Worked for me I'd rather not state the things I would do for one of those Oreo cupcakes. What...did I just read? Looks like nightmare fuel Jesus fuck Should i be concerned that "anus" is at the center of the web .......that's always worked for me.......tf does that mean? This is hypothetical and for fun You have artists to thank. Why would you ruin a perfectly good pancake like that??? Holy crap apples But she's not a man... Or is she? OOC: But. They're fluffy. Like waffles... Omg.. what have I done? Waaaaffleessss~ ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( A lion knight... ( ( Someone say strawberry cream When Phil Davis said that Stan was like I heard it Except, I don't think I am misunderstood... ( ( I've never seen this gif before and I love it. Wait, how? It actually might be. There are existing servers we can't talk about that use old game data I'm grinding this tank right now... and you got a steel wall on it? how... wow... Being stuck in a huge spider web and being eaten alive... God, I'm gonna have nightmares. do you know if there's any...some kind of blank google docs template for mons spreadsheet that we can download and use? I've looked at lots of nice neat (and huge) spreadsheets (like Amy's for example) - and I really doubt I can make one like that from scratch! We can make a video about it, but it seems it's already been reported so I don't know what else we can do in regards to it What kind of weird? ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( Way to overreact Tito looks like he is about to pass out. She looks like a Kolache... I wonder how much sugar that thing contains, enough for a few days? a week? Wow, you sure have a lot of requests They haven't even release 4.6 yet and 5's already here? The second pic. Gay dragons I've not yet seen Yes. He. Did. Rabbit gets a hat too episode 93, at around 10:30. I would also like to know if Gon said "mania" or maniac", because I watched the episode again and it seems he said MANIAC. I am still here in bot games u will find new guys ! who dont know what to do or what to buy or even how to play the game ! u have to choices ! try to help them ! if they can't or don't even chat ! u just carry the game ! i mean who lose to bots ! even if they R fed ! pls ! ak12 no recoil God of War wasm't on xbonx, whaaaaayt' That almost makes it creepier. I can imagine someone having a weird fetish and going to extreme lengths to fulfill it. But what motivates someone to dig up and pose corpses around his house? God that's so... Shotguns already got nerfed ... I was sure I deleted my downloaded copy of it... but it mysteriously came back. It's Eggman Well, he did. Nothing you'd remotely want, and nothing that wouldn't give you nightmares... Why the fuck did she cry? That explosion still baffles me 2nd for BMs quality! <3 And everything else. Although I do sometimes wonder if the fan-following sometimes seems a bit cultish. I mean, the company is lovely and all but some of the photos from Sharkiecon (EU and US) made me go Turns out Civ was right about City-States.... What the actual fuck?? That cat looks angry Im doing taxi training .. for 2nd job nasal spelling? Holy nuts you're right! This is so broken Really? ~~Contract~~ Contact Killer Grats on 11 days! Yeah, the sleep thing is a tough one. I see people come on here and post that that it's day 2 and couldn't have slept better..wha? At first I read that your friend were getting married to the grill... Heh, downloaded and installed Origin on my PC yesterday and to my surprise, 12 people that I've never heard of have sent me friend requests OMG - I just realised my kids have this on DVD! You have artists to thank. Must be nice always recovering your fumbles Also appreciate some insight within the next 45 mins According to western ideology... well, yes How are any of those even physically possible took me a bit to realize what i was supposed to be looking at They moused? Is that a pregnancy test in her mouth? Fenekere makes me feel like someone spiked my drink. So mindblowing Thats because you arent playing Purity, you get diplo bonuses for playing the same affinity, I play purity alot and almost always get war decked by Harmony players. Oddly enough, when I play purity, other civs tell me im giving up what it means to be human. Like dude you have cybernetic bits sticking out of your face/alien genes spliced into you and IM the one giving up what it means to be human? Darude Sandstorm <( But what if the knight of the laughing tree IS Lyanna?? What kind of building is that? miami off to a terrible start Raiders? And winning Thanks! Page 1 looks more like a survey on amnesia... > So you're not comparing the same thing This is oddly topical to me today (of all days). Man they give you leprosy. mine is never straight Just turned the game on and noticed the score. Has it been a good game? or a bad game? What's the red stuff on her hair THANK YOU BASED FOLK! (^ It took 2 years for this to get noticed now please can someone help me tell if this issue is the same as mine? my ps4 turns on random times without anyone touching it and then eject the game disc So beautiful The misspelling is intentional Holy fucking shit I know I'm being trolled but ok. So we're assuming sadmins haven't been hearing all of the comments being made about the announcement post? I want to date her Grandpa! You have, single handedly, opened my mind. I had a strong economy, but not THAT strong 24 y.o. Male 6'3 ~160 lbs (lanky). I have stubble and would prefer something that has a hat Why is that beer so clear.... Holy fuck them tatas on the left Good tip. I've never had trouble with any lingering smell in my car.... maybe something leaked out? Lol was Bibleman fighting a dude for not brushing his teeth? There was a sale on cases of Ichiban Ramen the day we had to close up our flat-rate shipping container. I have 4 more cases of the stuff. I'll pace myself. The girl on the left Do you really think im not using that? ( ( 2 years..... Thank you for your input.. indeed I saw somewhere that there will be several sets of new runes, and there is one set of rune that make it possible to withstand the third skill of Water Sylph ( freeze effect) which usually comes at the first turn.. and that would be a huge blow for Water Sylph! Holy shit I just saw the score and assumed it was the final score of a noon game. You guys aren't even halfway through. At this rate it'll be 70-34 final score Holy shit I just saw the score and assumed it was the final score of a noon game. You guys aren't even halfway through. At this rate it'll be 70-34 final score You mean to tell me that people in the US *don't* add a bunch of animal fat to everything? Not sure if you're ready to try again yet but we seem have the same view of stuff and things... Srsly? My guild pays for repairs/flasks/potions. Everything is supplied Robotchickensandwitch Yes, I think I was. (✓ The Buzz costume is very impressive. ... Except it's not a robot... ... TDA doesn't appear in that screenshot? what happens when you mix a bunch of different liquefied caterpillars together? maybe sharkdouble07 thinks you're talking about counter strike: source That is the coolest thing ever! Oh man Maybe that was under a different dark curse and he was given the Fandral identity RING AROUND THE ROSIE, A POCKET FULL OF KICKASS... Wait, that's not how the song goes...? Thanks for the advice. The vet actually already did this - the cone is attached to the collar, but even his collar is a little big on him. I've always heard the collar should have room to slip two fingers under it - right now I've got it tight enough that I can fit just one finger. Should I make it even tighter? I don't want him to choke himself trying to get the cone off Dat cleavage Luckily, not yet. I hear that they'll probably start on November 1st. I don't know if I'll survive... ( ( Where have *you* been? Eli5: what does your title mean? ( ( It's my birthday on Reddit. ;-; And I don't post a lot on Reddit anyways. Holy shit that RKO IXI Yep definitely just RNG being a bitch. I found my first Frydehr's today, and got a second one just now Why did you play Megatron Is the second guy who drinks in the car driving?? In my childhood days I grew up and played a lot of street fighter arcade games. One time while playing in the yard I decided to do a guile sommersault kick. I don't know what I looked like but all I can remember was the world spinning and the last thing I saw was blue sky. Now as I watch this video I remember that day and I say to myself: OMG. Hmmm, I can't tell who has my family's tickets tonight. No Nameless? The biggest problem with this forward line being all right handed shots is I occasionally have difficulty telling them apart. I wonder how the sim cards got out of the phones. That smooth gif I got scalloped potatoes. Suprisingly accurate.. I meant to type prequel AHHHHHHHH I COULD SEE THAT PUCK LOOSE FOR A SECOND JOHN TRAVOLTA Sent! And wow, I never thought of that strategy I will be looking into this immediately Same on the voice department. Sucks to be compared to 12 year olds when we're old enough to vote and go out in to life. Holy shit. They've really been gutted eh? Well god damn 60% + 41% = 101% Can I ask how it would confuse you? If anything I think it'll be easier for you too. She has really big eyeballs looks delicious but what are you graduating at the end of October? ( ( ( ( WHAT???? Mine is a blue... Do I have a teal???? Ya, but that guy must have lied about his age when he got drafted. All 79 pulls during this rate-up??? Why is this satanic, again? I don't get it.... I'm Jealous! Area 51 Do they ever? You must really like bugs or something Soo...much...germs... That SSW Twitch Wait, I leave 10 hours to get some sleep and I wake up to 150+ upvotes? I'm also a 28 year old engineer who bought a 3DS for smash 4. Good Christ this is going to be 10x harder than what I thought it was going to be And this belongs to /r/Gaming... why ? That gave me a "What the fuck" moment It's not a fact dem eyes doe > Good Christ this is going to be 10x harder than what I thought it was going to be I forgot to say my insurance might reimburse some of the money. I'm hesistant on Planet Fitness because they require a checking account for their yearly fee Friend gave it to me, I have no idea where she found it. I think she was looking for rubber chickens and found that instead. this.... this might actually be a great nen ability....! Holy Shamoley. I wish I'd done that. You sure know how to word things Just in guys, tumblrinas are strong individuals for posting on tumblr and expecvting the world to cater to them! ((( Filthy casual. I have 5k hours Yee doubled my gg for the week Wat girl What happens when you mix them together wait..why wasn't she wearing a facemask? i've never had someone work on my teeth without one Don't want Sunset. (> "Minecraft I agree! Wait, Serial killers and bank robbers have redeemable value? 250 stacks of what? Seriously? Jesus Christ. You were able to play with laptop's touchpad? Does that mean the XBONE belongs in 2006? How the fook does a tiger slowly wandering off and being off screen for all of 3 seconds indicate the danger's gone like some shitty pantomime? What's the TIFU post? .... But his ultimate is changing the stances. What the fuck did you just say? That's Minimum usually half 12, half 1 tips. End up going bed round 4/5 with College in a few hours a whale ride? is this even possible? Holy shit, it was real?! Good call from that girl Yeah and it looks like a bunch or protein bars sewn together. Same for me. Just went through after many errors on each step. Even had shipping info for some random person one time That looks so scary Guy in the background is benching 75 with a spot. I thought I was the only person who was a fan of Force Staff sniper. /r/romania They are identical twins, yes. I'm not perfect or a saint but their life is a lot more stressful than ours and from the outside it doesn't look like a fun place to be. Babies are such hard work Well I don't think that question has really been asked yet, because I don't see anything The main girl from 300 rise of the empire.... Her shadow looked so bad idk if it was done purposely, but it looked terrible. It made her eyes look uneven like this :O THERE'S A STEAM SALE! While the read was fantastic and I was actually pleasantly surprised by most of the comments in that thread and I agree that she's a closeted digger, I don't really see how this is a pussypassdenied thing i think i'm in love with your breasts I can't have both? I remember this name since I was a kid... a Langust, perhaps it's an entire category of crabby things, not sure why it stuck with me, perhaps as they walk in long lines at the bottom of the sea Is that a Mega Milotic in the corner there?! Yea, I just didn't think people would actually go as far as to call me an asshole about it Mishras workshop Still... can't.... handled it... Dude..... Thanks! Aww yeah, I just checked my spam folder and I see both emails you are talking about, haha. I'm so excited Yeah, calling other people names is totally a trait I associate with fat people. This sounds so dangerous for the league. TIL TMNT and Power Rangers had a crossover sì ma te ne accorgi se arrivi troppo veloce, mica devi guardare il tachimetro per capire che stai correndo troppo... Had my mammography today. You guys... it's just a lymph node! I still have to talk to my OB/GYN on Friday, but the radiologist said that it's nothing to worry about. Phew... I'm so relieved. He also complimented my breast tissue, which was the second time in two weeks a doctor raved about my sexual organs I'm pretty sure you can consider that evil anywhere not just this subreddit. "I'm going to rape someone because it feels good. I know it sucks for them and is traumatizing and can even cause injury, but for me it feels good, oh and I'm a good person, btw". There's a comment somewhere in this (gigantic Post screenshot or you're a fucking liar I'm seriously disturbed by how hot this is to me I had to double take, as I also have a complete Pokémon collection; but I also have 2 pure white cats that like to photobomb my game pics and that carpet is just like mine. Explain this Seriously. Lacy and Joique on bye next week. Without Gio I would be stuck starting Tre Mason and Carlos Hyde Oof that sounds aggravating as well! I just count my lucky stars though - one of my friends has a similar problem with vanilla, and that's in absolutely evvvverything This is how I feel about our game. Played pretty awful, hostile as hell environment, refs that couldn't decide which team they were pulling for, it was nuts. Definitely didn't deserve to move on the polls, but it's a win that may help the team down the road. (Like @ MSU It doesn't have a safety, but it won't fire in your pants either. where is the gensec enemy? 5 hours and you only made level 11 How were you getting your ship to spin like that > It doesn't have a safety, but it won't fire in your pants either. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD! IGN writes good articles about ethics....Gamepost, the company GertsmanGate happened, is writing disclosures in bold on the first line Omg, zebra cakes. I forgot all about the decadent glory of zebra cakes. thats amazing It exists? Wait.... Does that mean _only_ the Magus robes? Those EU free agents Oh god that's glorious Holy shit HOW MANY FREEZERS DOES YOUR STORE HAVE HOLY COW Holy shit.... And all this time, here I was thinking that you weren't supposed to defend your sunderers. WHAT. I had no idea that was a huge tank. Just call them on the phone. Broad city and say yes to the dress Wait, bionicle had a movie? sir, this is just ingenious ( People actually go AFK to ace this bounty? What wow i never knew English dialogue would sound this awful Looks really dangerous.. having too much of that will kill you I rocked that place as BLM before the nerf. When I tank it, and tell people during runs where we barely managed to beat the first boss that this was nerfed, they go Holy crap I think the excitement to see a film like this just kicked the crap out of my flu shot fatigue Wow, didn't know about the vents xD Or the breakable walls! Maybe you're the one that was emitting the light? Your parents know about your strange mutation/power but they haven't told you. jesus christ man I really don't seem to see what the big deal is with these stands and such, but what the hell is wrong with the Villagers face? (⌐■_■) ( O_O)>⌐■-■ ( Why would it make gearing up harder? If anything getting I100s now will take the same amount of time as I90s prepatch **EDIT: So I seem to have replied to the wrong comment, but I can't find the comment I meant to reply to anywhere. I don't know if I'm going crazy or what. 30 minutes later and the game is full This is so amazing!! I thought it was me being retarded >"Yes" I had no idea Redditors came this hot Exactly my thought. 19 jeez. that's a lot Offer to help her bro. Thank you. That was the end of the conversation and like you suggested I blocked her but this was a second case. The first being a muslim girl who insisted me to follow the path of allah. Oh my gosh, ARE YOU ME?? I ordered in September as well and am still yet to get my package! I emailed them yesterday only to get the same reply as you, 'it may take up to [longer than I've been waiting]'. I didn't get an original tracking number either. I emailed them again asking for the tracking number and an explanation of why I didn't get one in the first place. Surprise, surprise, no reply. AND I've also ordered from them a few times previously with no mishaps. I know shipping is slow but it's been over a month now. What buffs? Is it still going? It keeps saying "Video failed to load" There is a HUGE amount of middle ground between what I said and your implication of the solution. I assume you're just fan boying hard and bought the hype. Otherwise What does "digitally penetrated" mean? Like, they stuck their phones up his ass or what? Mama the Hutt..? ** No flag for offside there!? What?? Hope he/she's alright now I pee'd a little Another sack That's exactly what I'm telling you. No sir! NYC subway rides are pretty common, though.. which is worse. Docs say that strep and staph live on your skin most of the time and all it needs is an entry point. I've never seen any of these Hey? Well I guess I ought to go and figure out what the ideal field should look like for Seekers to pilot the specific calling better, because I'm somehow getting a good field in Golds more often than not thank mr. spoopy skeltal! lol, I can't bring myself to click. I think if I load I will be Soraka? I don't know. That seems like a weird question, honestly. What place would I have theorizing on the limitations of what one can do through the power of God? £1.21/litre. North West England. Down about 20p a litre from what it was Imagine that. The ever so professional and ambitious Eli, suddenly going psycho. Hard to imagine even Or maybe people like you and I are just getting old?! Huh??? That doesn't sound right I could see her being kidnapped, but Nanamo will live FOHEVAH Well hell... I had weight loss surgery in May and have dropped 76 pounds... I must be suffocating my family! why would u take it out of the tub it came in? I'm getting a request from a passerby Holy shit dude, your HC barb has more playtime than all my characters combined Holy crap Tobi is actually really good at singing Are you wearing any base products at all? Because your skin is, like, perfect Coming from /r/TheLastAirbender where the only two dominant ships right now are Korrasami and Wuko, it comes as a surprise that there are sooooo many ships here That butt Ermm... Who are you? Well I guess I'm a "worried gamer" but I find it so very insulting that my politeness is "coached" like that is somehow a negative. They are trying to explain away the moderate nice polite people that we are as an act. That even though we are considerate and upstanding it's all a mask for our seething hatred and misogyny! Actually, most of the winners are pretty dead on in my eyes Without clicking it, I'm wondering if I wrote it somehow. Pretty sure I'm an expert Ob Nixilis before he fell You have so many strong units in 20 days? Wut, it says it cannot be traded I thought Kanae is the weird crazy rose chick? wtf did i just watch That's uh.... web fluid... on my pants. Uh... I have to hide... My friend asked me to ask... As a joke... Haha Napaka-surreal...grabe. Makes you think what goes on in the author's mind to actually hatch an idea like this Officially traumatized! I do birth photography and one time the nurse took the baby to check everything. I was taking pictures then she started to do something similar to this. My eyes just went If there was a framerate counter, that would be the scariest part of the game How the hell did you manage to balance those? JUNIOR I LOOOOOOOOOVE THIS!!! wow it's like jello. did u really eat his brain? Pictures of what? TIL Quest is owned by Dell. I NEED THAT PUMPKIN Why would the desk collapse ? Or do you have "Alabama values"? Yes, apparently dream-me is very mean sometimes I've never heard that one ¿Una entrevista para Salvados te parece una situación informal? Oh. Before the code expires i suppose? Why would you trade the Singapore Gengar back to me though? What if I'm not the same person anymore Aaand he lacks of undertanding others. Which is a great thing when you are a psychiatrist Those HANDS I overcooked the pasta once.... Yep, had the exact same thing happen to me, random contact victory out of nowhere. Btw, as a general question, is there a way to just disable contact victory alltogether? It seems like a rather arbitrary and completely dumb victory condition I strongly agree. When I took my first glance at purity I was pretty convinced it would basically be fascism, but I was genuinly pleasantly surprised... especially considering how, well, evil the other two affinities are Started from quotes from the great dictator and ended up with... not the great dictator? What kind of eye exam did they do? People leave town in hc with eternals in their inventory? With authentic cheese curds? I'm in the K/D leaderboard Wow nothing special. why u wonder about this play? your safari just gave me my first shiny pokemon Id argue that its one thing to decide that natural evolution is too slow and an entirely different thing to decide that genocide is the next logical step, but okay. At least we can agree that Harmony is a bunch of crazies that need to be purged What the hell did I just watch. You poor thing! How do you cope?! Wow. Something that might be powerful enough to make its way into 8.5 tails Wow... *massive* spike in views there. this is actually pretty interesting how did you guys figure all this out stop ranked when you lose one, losing streak are mean :( and tbh you don't want to be higher, it's even worse up there Why is this thing $1600 Too bad I was kicked from activities. Dafuq is he doing? All of this looks and sounds delish! All I see is a nightgown with huge sleeves Hes seen some shit. Lol, those get taken care of if he burns the house down or guts it. I was only addressing the floor specifically because in one post, he thought he could simple paint it and it would be ok Thank you for the advice, I agree, I guess there's just an allure to opening premium packs, but after 2 packs with no 4*, I hesitate. I do have some good mons to build on, so I should get a solid 6* team going with the xp booster/energy refills. I can get another premium pack down the road when I have a good 6* team going. It sure takes a while though Same. wait... i don't know if i'm imagining things or not, but i think there was an "add friend" button a while ago How dare you? What about the ghost less guardians? Questions can this list be constantly updated Wtf build is he doing yeah? you didnt know what lag rooms were until now? Plus they're super expensive to be going through them like that! That Twilight though Interesting to see Drama Rising on here > like that! I rarely eat brakfast... I'm just not hungry in the morning We'd need, like, 20 of them though. There are so many things you can do in Gmod. Just the fact that there's a condition (with a name and everything) where your abdominal muscles split in two - AND THAT IT WON'T BE REPAIRED WITHOUT SURGERY! That's enough disincentive for me. dat monocle in the last panel People didn't know this? If people are judging me based on my performance in PUBS, I guess I'm shit out of luck for minors next season Just pure sugar? Yeah... that's so many. wait wat. defs not Regi. I never realized there was this whole other side to all of this. Fuuuuuuckkkkkk that! Really *really*... Did you tell your friend yet? If not, and you're sure it's silver, then nobody else needs to know.... I too hate the Gunslinger but no one was expecting that fortunately I pre-ordered digitally so I got to play at 9pm PDT so I got a couple hours in before I had to sleep but I think that just made it worse, now I NEED to play more ...This sounded so creepy and yet I was able to figure it in my mind perfectly, wtf And so it got crushed and died ... hey WHAT THA ... Well faget u dun need to haet on dis guy for knowng teh gud shiet This is satire. Holy shit that Thresh Mine is set for February ( You are perfect ... No.... They have animal style...fries? This is even legal? Must be, mine still shows it second from the top New Zealand? Isn't that like in the middle of the earth or something Your Welcome! I hope you don't have to enforce much either, because the stress almost got to me last time More? Didn't we already have 2 events? Captain Marvel......Black Panther......I may have just jizzed my pants from those two movies alone. Then I got to the Avengers Infinity War Oh my god. dat eyes! There's some mornings I think I cleaned it all out but then I wake up to my lady bits stuck together Sounds like we now know who called the cops. Bummer. Maybe just maybe it could have helped to talk to them about what was happening to see if signs could be made to help direct the people that are inconsiderate? What about the giant VS symbol on their chests? The 401 to the lake? ... never have I dreaded the hiccups so much HOLY SMOKE!!! And no way to get this bill revised, I suppose? More like: This is the brief version? Are you sure its a reject? Because its shiny That's genius That definitely shouldn't be happening I'm not going to scrape off the inside of my entire front windshield, all four windows, and the rear window. Both inside and outside? Are you crazy? I hope that's the way my girlfriend feels about me... What drug were they on? Both That lane to wight though I never clicked on it You *rare* summoned her? I know this is considered a necro post but.... I'm kind of a Jr/mid level admin in the Chicago area and this has made me realize how underpaid I am Are you sure? You just started Just now got this haha, my phone doesn't show me reddit notifications for some reason But they also beat a better team than you did Holy shit you're amazing My 5 year old loves this show too!!! Last year he was terrified of Halloween masks, but this year he can't wait to watch the new episodes with me and even loves checking out the Halloween section in stores and talking about how they might have been made. Cig is his absolute favorite. My son saw the Big Tuna makeup and turned to me and said "Cig is very talented." Woah, you have to wake up at 4:30?! One of the comments in that article... Oh GabeN>The only things I care about are, is it a good game to play and hope they have a steady frame rate and am a bit weird I prefer 30Fps it feels steady sometimes 60Fps can make your eyes feel like they are working slow and trying to catch up Ref with a broken jaw No probs :) I myself don't like looking like a hot mess when going out in public. My husband sometimes can't take her if I have to go somewhere during the week, so I get up before the brat to do my makeup and get dressed ;) Won't happen with #2 I'm sure When I first saw the words "patchouli" and "dragon's blood" (and also "Nag Champa") I was like TGN is scum. A rep once tried to convince me that the money I made through AdSense could never be paid without their help, and when I pointed out his bullshit he accused me of lying Or they were all brand new and he mixed them up and put the pictures in the wrong order. Does not compute August is a common name? You have an artist to thank. Your hands are unsettling. best jumping suit is your birthday suit The truth adds no value in a thread full of wishful misconceptions? Dean in a cop uniform...Oh dear Lord I've considered getting magi's on my hunters as my final item because the crazy amount of CC Not nowah! I just woke up d00d Wait wait wait. You can be arrested for having porn? I understand child pornography but what other kinds of pornography can you be arrested over? Jesus Christ, that AA turret is *huge!* Oh no wait I think you're right - I didn't notice until now but I think your thread was posted before the other one - is that right? This actually works? I can't tell but does the monster purge box give you everything or just one of the things Holy shit that rats nest under the computer desk! You've got a lot of nutty right-wing friends, man. Why does it matter if prom was 4 years ago? You mean like, you googled it with your laptop screen facing away from you? We got obaaaa[fani martins] )> Do I have a brother I never heard of? Are you my secret sister in law? Did not even realize that ... Yeah I avoid talking to trans people because of that. The risk of their gender being brought up is too much to deal with What?! Yeah, Jesus. I have you tagged as Falco lol. Don't worry I'm not stalking u. This is the argument that ended a relationship with my ex, I hope he sees this!!! He said I was wrong and it happened to a kid at his middle school and that it wouldn't be in the news because it happened before the internet. Awesome. Not to be creepy, but I live where you live Good to know. Knights and dragons are fun, but mermaid lolis are srs business Yep I am trying to craft them but I don't know any level 100s lol, are they? My mysterious hood is better than the sacred How i read Wouldn't be hilarous? well shit il remember not to piss you off Korra: *looks at the bottom..... I just fuckin realized that the drow cosplayer is a friend of mine. The world is small Winning teams score 101 **A surveillance camera?! I do too, but I can't get over their execution. There bar and library is made up of James Patterson and Nora Roberts books. I'll need to see a copy of this singing. It's, uhh... for a case. ( I didnt even know thar zed or cho gath had that Sorry I've never left a ref before! How do I post? Ummmm... It's honestly ridiculous. I've followed this guy for a while now, and he posts his opinions on politics quite a lot. I agreed with a lot of stuff he was saying and he seems to be quite socialist in his leanings, so seeing these posts seemed totally out of the blue and bizarre. That one was gold. First, I thought "Well, that voice acting is actually not bad at all Okie dokie I'll come back:) can we dupe the rococo set please? Yeah I needed to shave lol. And those are my hands oh okay:) hmmm... that's 4AM for me I was just glad I'm able to go through May Day, Midsummer, my own birthday and New Year's without having to explain to anyone why I don't want to drink. As someone who's grown up with an alcoholic, I find normal, functioning people's obsession with alcohol a little creepy fyi... i DID look at him when I passed. he literally has no defining features. What even was the first one omg that sky! I love it Is a 17.5 IV even possible? Føler næsten jeg bør downloade det pg logge ind og forsvare mit hus I started to get back on the wagon three weeks ago. I have only lost a pound and a half, which is a bit disheartening, but I did my measurements today and I have lost 3 inches of my hips ant waist. Dude that sounds magical Guess I'm lousy at finding them heli crashes Which subs I seriously think that Valve have better things to do/ways to make money than scheme up that kinda thing. What does this mean for a full board of enhanced orbs when your team has like...5 +orb awakenings? OMG!!!! WTF!!!! My friend code changed!!! Why????? You pick class based on gameplay? Do a lot of people do that? where is this from? holy shit,some of those were just downright painful. couldnt even make it to the bottom of the album. The beginning of the song and the lyrics are beautiful. My favourite track on the record (except for the title That page is incredibly disturbing..I can't imagine how the victims families must feel seeing the outpouring of love for the killer.. Huy, baliktad yung kasarian sa title mo. Or was that intentional? For real? * Jizzelle is soo fucked up. The scariest part is that Clinton is president. I'm saving for it. As I'm not american, is triple the price for me with the shippment and taxes. But I NEED that Duck does the blink thing -__- o_o I'm not trying to be 'one of those guys' but, I literally did that the first time I entered the zone. It's clear as day once you jump up to the block near the vault symbol. Were most people actually missing this? rightttttttttttt im very forgetful i forget to shinify it before cloning ! i just realized.................... WAIT WHAT! Cripes, looking at the report, you seemed to have a cruise almost every game ... why is there even an audio jack on your ATM? I've never seen that Is that a thing? omg Guude: Wait I thought you were in on it? Seth: I thought it was you? Merry Xmas I live in England But there is no one sitting on Black Dr.... oh. > Jizzelle is soo fucked up. Whattt, I find diplo victories to be by far the easies yessir, side effects must be considered though Dont be sorry! I also didnt know that sometimes the server can take longer to load. I tested changing balls on junkmons this morning, but it *was* (or at least *felt*) faster. I don't see how Rose City comes into this... I don't know... The few wipes that stand out from last night was on Glasya, people not positioning the boss right for the teleports. Wiped on that 3 times. The next was on Amon... Tanks fighting for boss agro didn't think they needed to pick up adds... Hell on that run our tank didn't even have provoke. No necesitaba saber eso IT'S THE EYES! very interesting conversation ya'll had if it lead to the posting of these questions * a hole in a teddy bear - really creepy to do much less ask * Whats the strangest thing you've stuck your dick in? I've never stuck it in anything before First off, how is there a stigma? How many people like this are there? What, do we have a takeover of transgender prostitutes? Second, Wtf did I just read?! This feels like an agenda but I can't quite tell what he's getting at Ever tried replacing the coolant gauge temp sensor Why frown face No one but you has used the word district. No one has ever noticed my giant vein!! Haha ((Huh? I think I'm missing something here. Wow, each bullet explodes like that Yeah dude I think he might even hit the exact same hand position that you showed at like the 30s mark in the video I posted... I don't know how he does it. I wonder if he has hands like yours 2 in the squirrel? Precision stock (PRS) on a compact short range rifle? I KNOW RIGHT?? I preordered it for hubs as his gift... hehe. We just started new characters on a new server (PvP) as we haven't played since before kids. So. Many. Changes. I'm pretty sure his tits are bigger than mine I've had the money hidden away in one of my shoes for months now......I gotta remember which shoe I put it in..... What insults? I got a random code from Nintendo also. I got it when they sent out the first codes with the newsletter and then today sent me a second Maybe there already is one but it's only accessed through fishing in the right area First of all, it amazes me how many people can just shell out $100 bucks and not even take 2 minutes to read the instructions and ensure they followed the rules. Lol. When I make a 'big' purchase/donation I always double check everything I read a fascinating article from a cosmetic chemist about why homemade/indie spf products are dicey, and of course I can't find it -_- pretty much what she was saying is that spf ingredients are incredibly tricky to incorporate into formulas, and the resulting product very frequently doesn't have anwhere near the spf your calculations would suggest. So you may add enough titanium dioxide to get a theoretical spf of 30, but then you run an spf assessment test on it (which costs thousands of dollars Well... I certainly wouldn't buy a *steak* there How the fuck can you identify a bar lol? It's... just a bar So...this is a wang-bot? That sounds unplayable 25 and look 16; 16 and look 25, maybe you actually look 25 ( What does NTR'd mean? That's why he woke up. It was all a DREAM! Is it true that BR was Maekar's Hand? oh, wow I could sell a boat in america and make enough money to retire in a "nice home" on a beach in mexico. Sadly, selling children to pay for my retirement isn't an option.......OR IS IT?! what on earth was the original comment it's hard to keep a stone cold stare for a full day of cosplay. for every photographer. WTF did I just read and why can't I seem to find any flaw in it? Damn, this thing is really going viral I see. I hear she has an exhibition in Berlin at the moment This is scary true. I relate to all of this. Oh my god... I think this happened in *my* building... the time and date matches and everything This much snow already in Tromsö? Wow! Is this from today? Talked with my mother in law who lives right in front of the lake yesterday, she said it wasn't snowing yet. Dread? Really Shadow of Mordor is about the same size too. Dick cheese......... What??? source? Did you follow my instructions Holy shit Both of those buildings under construction are jobsites my company is working on. Dudes rolled up there in the morning and were like Dafuq... The same with my dad. He also picked 44 but it was 45. Are you sure we dont have the same dad? I can't believe people actually eat Arby's... That's the first Warrior I've ever liked. I have a few months old DeathAdder 2013 and I have whatsoever no idea what you are on about.... this post is gold and needs to be upvoted Whaaat? This is not available in the spanish version I like Fish and I love the over-the-top portrayal. I didn't know the character was getting hate Wow. i thought you were a polar bear Holy crap, are you me? I could have written this. What did you say? Oh my gosh you are amazing. I did not do this Imagine what you'd pull if you played it online how good of a deal is this? I saw one of your mom once.... mukhang matagal tagal din ako maghihintay pala. Umm I'm Venezuelan. And Marico/Marica refers to the gender you want to use (o for masculine/a for feminine). Never heard mardito in my life though. And neither has google translate or a Spanish dictionary for that matter Cant remember.... How is it so clean? "Smiteis repairing".... HOW DID U BREAK SMITE?! There are Dignitas hearthstone players? Oh my goodness 10 litres of OJ.. Six Keys profit in one year? ... which of their others tops this one? But how does one avoid that of which is his own kin? OH SHIIT OH SHIIT GOTTA HAVE DIS OH CRAP wolfgang Wow they called kirby right back at ya 7 years in advanced ( that tongue 20$ a day on smoking? Looks like Neil Tyson After a day back on vitamin d.. definitely feeling better. Science? Or placebo effect?? siv hd would be proud Pls no that's 16 already ... I have no idea why, but whenever I see MadBum, I just hear the 'Friends' theme song in my mind. So. Many. Curly fries. You're on the ambush list Haiiiiiii!~ I left a lv 4 Male Pidgey for ya~ And here is your [](#p-partei) ~~~ Have you ever heard of Lavender Town, Pedo Hypno and a curse Pokemon Cartridge? 4 full batcaves(pc boxes).. My mom is guilty too whooaaaa there i didn't need to know that Whoa never expected to find /r/sourashtra! AK? omg is this bunnelby a breedject lol...the whole bike be made by RedditMade??? My sister was recently diagnosed with MS and I'd love to get her one. Just saying THAT'S A LOT OF ORANGE AND BLACK! oh gosh She got buffed??? Everyone recites a cult chant to the US flag in schools every morning. Really? I almost buy that Cameron White is disturbing as hell, man. He set up a police manhunt against *and* shot at her Uh...really?? It's like /r/montageparodies barfed all over that game Wow, I did this all of the time. I feel so connected to you. As a former Marine, I'm rather curious myself... I like Chillin's personality, but I also really like Leften's gameplay! What would you call his W then? Why Photoshop? I'll probably be getting a OnePlus One next How do you get so many hearts?!? The ahamkara are psychic space dragons. The bones are alive and are attempting to possess you. Read the description Thank you guy. Five peers up Yeah that's what I thought.. and then I saw other apps with stuff in it from the PHB, and I was a bit Hopefully I live long enough to see it Like Geno? That stone of jordan oh I didnt see the creepiness on the OP pic link,but then I looked at the rest of the pics that you posted in the comments... So... He's basque? And separatist? Oh god don't show him a spanish flag Awkward, because I think gasoline smells good and could genuinely say that. Used Why would the first time traveler pick NAIA as his destination? I now have a huge writing notebook and pen... This needs to be in Aphro POV since you missed the start. Don't know why you ripped the one from bjergs stream. What the fuck was all that.... OP... this is so cool that I don't even know what to say Strangest way to make lists. Which Illusory Wall in Darkroot beh con amendola e memphis la recitazione della monica nazionale era stata notevole Неужели он и впрямь вот на столько искренне ебанутая? u still have your 400 rp ....never again Very nice TM. I am always wondering about that thing on the slide. When you look closely at the end of it there should be "Springfield Custom" but there are cuts made and there is only left "Spr C". I've seen it in many MEU pistols Wait wait, so blizzard forums have thousands of suggestions by core fans and casuals. Instead of compiling that data, and figuring out the 10% that sticks out as original and fun, they're just going to ask a random person? team siren? propunere zici? 35000 How the hell did that switch happen? is that a guy? I first thought this was an actual seaplane Please don't kill yourself Are they doing a remastered version ? A bitch to clean I suppose so, which is funny because I own a ps3, and a laptop PC, which I purchased before I knew what the PCMR was. All of this is even funnier, because I was raised exclusively on Apple computers. GabeN must have been watching for such a long time Wait there are quests in this game???? That's... Not even funny I have never been matched with the same people in nearly 2000 games between ranked and normal. Light a halloween scented yankee candle and watch a movie What's so " I LOVED both of these games Pre EOC, too bad they already said that if they made a Minigame it would probably be a new one. I wonder what would happen if they combined the two. I have two as well... And why would anyone care if you get two highscores on the same map? What makes you people think its over? Psychic exploding Darumas isn't the usual slasher flick at least? I'm going to need more detail I'll be seeing him on Halloween in DC This... is actually really good. shield? My Ukrainian friend won't buy old mirrors. She'll buy the frame and replace the actual mirror because she doesn't want to risk any negative energy from previous owners Imagine if there was a pyramid for each dead president... Sarah Connor? What was the programme that caused the ip thing? Very much enjoyed this video, mad props man. The use of mystic ray with Skrull really intrigued me Why the hell would I want to date a dude, no matter where he's from? Not really sure how you run out of quests before 50 in this game. Tech Support suggests rolling back to before Helixadon was patched since that is essentially what that was Is that typically considered to be a "manly" thing to do? I'm just worried, my 3DS is from NA. Will the diancie code be region-locked? Wuuut? /r/Wellington I was also banned. I came into the stream today and noticed it. I don't even remember talking in the chat. Nah, we re still here, installing some protection I just ascended for the first time today with 2 quadrillion cps.... LoL ... Really!! Better body than Gal... Why did you reply to yourself instead of edit Technically one team lost at losing. And the other won at losing. But they both ended up tying at losing. Why are AGE units also in the given list? I just hope she learned something from this experience, but... I doubt it. What almost like... a space...*simulator* ...How old is your laptop? My Air ran 1080p60^(HD) fine. TITLE TYPO YARGH Came in expecting a ring made out of a dick. i didnt downvote you man. Ayyyyyyyyyyy. You're here too I'm curious... do you have amazing subs on bella's runes, or you just don't find speed or accuracy necessary? Thanks. It's really just weird to get a message and seeing other people talking about you. Except for one minor detail, I'd almost think you were my boyfriend because it's nearly the exact same story Eh Yeh What did you have for breakfast this morning!?!? What is "spieingon"? I researched it and I saw links of porn and "Don't spy on me." Ads.... I am suddenly more terrified of Xur and more willing to throw all my Strange Coins down the Hellmouth..... And how true are all said facts above? Have you ever seen shotgun saturday night? Where else can I see the likes of Essa Rios & Miguel Perez go toe to toe!? Miguel Perez alone should have formed a tag-team with A-Train and been known as the Hairy Sasquatches................... I dont know if I agree. I think it was definitely written to make it look like their bond was romantic. Didnt one of the producers even confirm, or sort of confirm it? He was like gazing all deep in her eyes and then they even held hands O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_ I really hope the top coil got disfigured when you pulled out the wick and that you didn't actually coil it that way! I was flatting with a guy called Joe who I knew from school. While we were flatting he told me how his parents would kick his ass if he did drugs. In response I said to him that like I do a little bit of weed sometimes and he was interested. So sure I let him because to me weed is not really that bad. The thing was one day his step brother came over. So we sat around for a while and they were being boring as hell so I went to do some gaming. So the time came for them to leave and Joe came back inside. Hey man, you look happy? I said. Yeah my brother gave me some weed. Oh cool.. and some cocaine. HA, HA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait Yikes man what did you get? The thumbnail made it look like a dog was holding a camera What if the robot is actually the only human there Hi im Garen, son John and Orianna Ah, I'm sorry ;_; I woke up late. Really late. 2:00 PM TIL there's an instagram for coders.. So he's admitting that he's a cheater? Is this a normal behavior in cake bakeries I'm so jelly of you Why would one poop while standing? I don't even... okie dokie. Sorry about that Took me 10 whole seconds to see what you did there That's Johnny Depp [Chicago Typewriter Mk XII [CritD]x4]'s? Yes pleease. M for marwari? ghost spears Oh no not Alvin!!! How could you That looks amazing! I heard Luxianna is now a really popular name 5 assists for Jennings already HUM I have to ask my friend who has a layover at Narita to find me some Kit Kat Bake... Dude, where did you find those kind of things? Whats wrong? Is the video blocked in your area? The second leading scorer for the knicks is Larkin But.... Wasn't her name Kalista? But.... Wasn't her name Kalista? Yeah. I'll try that. The weird thing is though, is that I am never in a clear dream when I want to lucid dream, but when I become lucid in a dream unintentionally, everything seems fine. Except for the fact that I don't feel fully aware. It's kinda like.. "oh shit something bad is happening. It's just a dream so I can make something happen." and then I make it happen. But then I kind of fall back into "regular" dream state. As if I am not aware that I am aware. O_O i swore i didn't see those additional pictures until now... Holy shit, really? that's a lot of dupes Guys... I'm surrounded. Oh. How soon would you be able to get a new SD card? Mama Mia You know Jameis is serious when he's looking around the field like You seem remarkably well informed... So jealous of you. I *met* him and I was too embarrassed to say anything. But I ended up embarrassing myself anyway because I was just like What the fuck I thought villager had one, too? ... my eyes when you could see the bacon And back to /r/eyebleach we go... I'm interested, be curful i inside Don't you even. -_- Wait so this means it would be on me to change Aegir from whatever D rank equals now to whatever C rank is? Zoolander. which players du you have on your team? 15m in the bank? The mustache is even bigger than normal Sir, did you change the texture of water into lava so it wouldn't burn your boat? Holy shit. This is amazing and the play on the dual story at the end! He did tell me and everyone else too, but somehow it didn't show up ._. Spookey shiit Oh. Mine didn't show up too And the image is of the conquest map before the current one Oh don't worry, if it's not Biblical bloodshed it's not cool so they won't see it. But if it's God destroying villages or asking someone to murder their own don, it's fine. Clearly. In my formation, NSmen will be sent to DB for defaulting IPPT/RT 3 times. Did you just sort of push it over the edge without it actually falling into the lava? So the hitbox is barely on the border of the lava pool? hahahaha....wait, that's not funny He managed to grabbed a few sets from the market? and nick nacks It looks like the fight has been fast forwarded damn........... As smart as most other animals we keep as pets. And some people do have pet Chickens actually (and sometimes they wear diapers And no, we had no issues eating the chickens either How couldn't you tell? pretty sure that math problem is more scary than Missing No. in Lavender Town I wonder what happens when you've collected the required number of induction rods. Which leads me to the "not" stupid question... Does my mouth have a taste? Wow, I didn't read it I neeeeeeeeed this. Wow. that IS affordable! why are .ph extensions so expensive though! I had to learn that lesson the hard way. Im not listening to that laugh you linked. I read for details but still didn't see a crash log you have both norton and mcafee on your computer You got in trouble for someone drawing on *your* doll? I have never met anyone who plays EVE I didn't really notice. I just checked and oh god I have a lot of science. I think I'd be afraid to see how much I'd have if they gave more science. I'm trying to figure out how you do this. That 19% Oh my, that does look awful, no better than past gen versions If I had a cooler like that, i wouldn't be able to place the memory clips I thought I was alone And Zed x Syndra, and Garen x Katarina, and Kayle x Morgana, and ultimately... Vel'Koz x Annie ! I can join on being drunk but not being sad. I like your post. /r/Metallica ... yeah, why not? God, is that a normal behavior? I thought it was a bug My god, it's finally faster than the cadence WR Something tells me his version of Icha Icha would be *really weird*... Are we entirely sure they aren't died animals come to life? Yes... so... I don't need to understand this ? I can just pick up the one with more memory ? Wow, it's certainly performing well. Dude. Cold water is essentially the devil, in Hong Kong. It's absolutely terrible for your health. I tore my ACL, boxing, and the doctor at the hospital said it was directly related to drinking cold water. Serious WTF moment. (Same doc wanted to admit me, then have next day surgery, and then I'd be confined to bed for 4-6 weeks. I could swear I saw this before Wrong thread? But good on you 7 a turn is Anubis good HA! Ha...ha...haaaaa Its been $200 for awhile But what if you die in your sleep?! yeah I just saw this huge green squash and I had to have it xD It's true when you think about it, Baron and Master Yi seem to be brothers from another mother or something... so,are you saying that you went to bed with 80% of female players??? No the shower is for you face after you earn your Red Wings. I did that in GTA once... Lady who pushed a guinea pig around in a stroller and it was literally dressed in a bonnet. Oh OP! Santa doesn't ask for vibrating coins in return for presents... Unless that's why I always get crap I think you read it wrong I was about to ask the same. I would be genuinely surprised if it was a serious sub holy moly... KQLY and KennyS awp duo... is fuckin unreal. they are like robots I GET YOUR FEELINGS, she was indeed the UR I wanted the most (alongside her Kotori counterpart), and I only dream-joked about getting her in my mind... so if my eyes went ' wtf im watching my typical Wendy's order comes out to $6.66 ... How much were you paying them (or should be asking how much you were making Tree Fiddy American... in Canada? I don't get it. God hates frags? Wow.. Now imagine if SHE had moneyshot... Ness became tame? Okay, forget the text. I want to know how you got that smiley face. OK waiting patiently .... //Staring like an idiot in front of the screen ( I feel stupid for not thinking about sleeping with a robe. I kept trying to imagine ways to stay warm that also wouldn't inconvenience nursing and somehow a robe didn't come to mind...even though I had one next to me at the time. Wait...would that mean the WiiU version needs 9.0 for Master Fortress? I'm still struggling to see what your argument is here... I am not for Jeff and Britta because of reasons already stated, they are bad for each other, and just because they're both horrible people (and by extension, the rest of the group in your reasonings) they're "good" for each other? Oh wow, living in a constantly warm area, I never thought about the cold causing the tire pressure to go down you must have scared the bejesus out of the tipbot, or maybe someone gave a scary tip .... Thanks for the notice; it wouldn't have even occurred to me to check. At least I would have gotten a 10-15m notice via DarkSky, but still Variety I guess DAMN ( E^^^^bol A. -_- Koi Nami is not in the original datamined list. I guess Riot changed some of the sales? It's a cold crappy Halloween where I am. A little pizza would warm my cold bones and calm down the wife for at least another night. Is that a guy with a pair of basketball implants..? Jesus Christ those thighs Maybe she's still there maybe theyre on their cellphone checking their league friendlist Where did I say there were two junglers? I got really, really interested in that Boltzmann brain stuff. yea.. assuming its not photo shopped, the figure is too symmetrical to be a trick of the light The side five was so awesome steam shot up from the ground afterwards! Considering how much money she is probably making out of this she may very well be a genius. Dont assume shes an idiot just because she acts like one, she may very well be doing so in order to make idiots throw money at her That defending Then where did I get the gauntlet things from Датчане то им что сделали? There are no 'clubs' in my school, it's the wild west there Wait... Titan has liquid oceans that are on the surface?!! Maybe OP posted this right before the creeper took action.. One of those 'monsters' in the scene above looks like a robot. Wtf these songs sound almost identical How is that sentences "ridiculously low" You took 5 minutes to type that? lmp and gmp, suggesting that cats are projectiles Your parents? I can only imagine what they would say. Wow I just got a pack like this You can read miiiinds!!!! Good lord, that Blake. Verifying bank accounts Oh my gosh. I want it now Anyone's blood just boil when missy and baylor are smiling? Where got one list? I'm seeing 400+ games for the sale Did your mavis beacon have the shark game?? Hahaha apparently so! xD Once I got sniped with a Level 100 Purrloin and all I put up was a Level 1 breedject Good luck getting that thing cleaned. So, yeah, I didn't get a definitive answer.. Will ANY rating below 1300 give me a title, decorations AND the colour crystals? this game is already amazing imagine it when its out of beta That was the fastest response I think I've ever gotten I'm doing terrible with everyone except marth Just posting here to apologize. I'm subbed here because I've dedicated my life to supporting everyone in the LGBT community in whatever way possible. I've fought for LGBT rights for well over a decade now (since I was 12), sometimes literally as me and my punk rock friends worked as security at LGBT rallies, physically defending protesters from right wing extremist "Christians". I'm here to give you gals a different perspective at times, and to offer supportive words other times. I love you all (platonically, obviously), and would do anything for you strangers. I'm most DEFINITELY not subbed here for things like this. While reading this made me very happy that you have such an awesome and loving relationship, it also made me feel guilty; like I shouldn't have read it. Sorry for that, and sorry if my presence makes anyone uncomfortable. That's so crazy. I never realized how many people had such a complex relationship between their neck cracking and migraines.... Absolutely stunning... wow, that's crazy Yes, even pronunciation from the 13th century would be unrecognizable today. But going even further back, it just gets even crazier. First the so called "King of Sutras" was orally passed down for 500 years or so, right? Then it's written in ancient Sanskrit. Then it was translated into ancient Chinese by the guy with the magical blue lotus growing out of his mouth after he died. forgg has/is living with his girlfriend? how about u think faster b4 acting like a fucking retard? or is it ur a retard alrdy? I'm sure its on the web somewhere lol what? it didnt work? So he'd chuck the whole Earth into the sun? Doesn't sound very heroic to me *3k KOBE I already did That guy was always so creepy when playing Yoshi Story...just those eyes, man... Correction: Yeah! I thought that part was actually cool as *hell*. I was like Not many players and I don't live in a major metropolitan area. I've basically only had 2 bars. (Ping bars are back yay!). But so far the ttk has been a great improvement on ghosts and I haven't had a death that made me go I got tons of ideas. You lost me when you deployed that AP turret to shoot guys who are 300m away. Also, that resolution...640x480?! I know emoticons are a no-no, but this is literally my face right now as I contemplate that... Apparently he grew another inch in the offseason That is absolutely terrifying A random guy once told me that the dimples in my cheeks made him want to stick his dick in me. So this story is part of many stories that are all connected to each other? Because a couple days ago I also read the All In Good Time stories and it also talked about a white tree in a forest and a cardboard box. Like, wat? I mean I kinda wanna know what all the other connected stories are, but then I also don't because that's gonna eat up a lot of my time because I'm going to feel compelled to read them all "Open Internet Explorer" ( Reddit hivemind Kinda weird you keep saying 'we' Uh... Great post. Never knew that excretion in porn was proscribed in the UK. I guess if it wasn't, we'd have magazines called "Squirt" and "Squish" gracing the top shelf That was barley a rain my friend it was just a few drops I...I'm aroused Total of $6, and those were my 4 most expensive items. Starting back from scratch. =( Will gladly take donations from LGD winners They make Minecraft tampons? Conspiracy theorists would say he's purposefully losing C9 matches so he can get casting experience for future career moves OMG i played this game so much and i still got this on my PC, omg this brings back so many memories. Are you saying that something on this sub doesn't make sense? Thanks! And I know, I can't believe where the time went You want a bundle of sticks to represent the human race? What about Ozil ? You don't speak German and yet you capitalized all the nouns? ...he lost by more than 2 or 3 lakh votes, that was the insult (and not this) And *of course* he has a Winston Churchill avatar. I wonder why gamers would idolise an openly misogynistic mass murdering white male? It showed you weren't in game Also, poison added to a weapon is highly effective as once you get a hit in it will eat away at their health for a while. Timing to not get hit by these guys is difficult but possible. I'm a bit of a tank now so I can handle their swings like a boss, but early on I was like wet toilet paper to them. I have a lot of friends in my relatively educated, middle-class or higher bubble who watched SuperSize Me and were like, "That's stupid. No one does that every day." I knew they were wrong, but omg. To this day "New Game" is one of my favorite all-time Monstercat songs :D Also, jeeesuuuss 250 hours??!?!? So many famous people Say what? What, I'm sure I've edited it yet there are various errors that are the same as before You are not seeing them? They are still there Uh... DA2 didn't ignore it at all My insides turned just READING that Aren't Carbink pretty rare, though? Have you never heard of Computer Science?... please tell me that is not a regular sticker Wtf are we talking about I'm confused You would hang me…? I would also point out that he somehow still manages to portray his side as the "good guys" despite clearly pointing towards the massive fallacies his side commits. That takes quite a bit of mental gymnastics Woah, I'd buy like 10 of them Como esta la peñaaaaaaaaaaaa no se puede decir ni pio aqui Does it create thermal's There is a secret "sound" in this game I thought he wanted one, not offering? Hid behind a tree because I was scared to get hit. Now days, I sometimes enjoy getting hit did you listen at work? I'm just curious, how'd you get so many? Please, please tell me this myth! I feel so moustache-ey, kinda awkward since I'm a girl ~~ Haha yeah! Or maybe it was never created at all and this is all just an illusion! There's something surreal about holding the original iPhone in one hand and the 6+ in the other which items are now cheap? jesus did you actually pay 160$/ea for each of those c&s soaps in aluminum dishes?!?!? I wonder if OP has more than one bottle of BAVSS and is looking for something else other than Jolly Rodger... Did I ever deny it being devastating? Co to cpeš sem!? Er yeah... Peru got a server now I showed my new friend league and he got to level 30 in 27 days... dem legs had me like There's a compass trinket Dang. You know your cars. I can read very fast. I found out after a multitude of instances of people handing me stuff to read and them accusing me of not bothering to read it when I handed it back so quickly. I usually had to give them a review of it as proof, ha ... I now find it a very annoying routine. I hate reading, so I don't brag about it as it usually leads to people offering to loan me books of theirs to read ... and saying "no thanks, I don't read" is met with Ok thanks for the responses guys, forgot I actually could use fatigued guys Did you see the footage? ahh, awesome choices. the amount of time I've put in skyrim.. Way to go limp there, Steeg.... Oh gosh...for some reason this sort of scared me. I've had a pretty go with the flow, FUCK YEAH I CAN DO THIS, attitude this whole pregnancy. I have 12 weeks left and this kind of scared me... ... that would creep me out too! It's, advanced darkness Black Ops was an excellent game. Whoa, that is really different Just logged in and did quest worth 15 stamina, went down from 88 to 15 in an instant I firmly believe a dissertation could do that to a person ...I don't understand a couple of those words I didn't say the contrary And I'm all, "hey, but you forgot N...oh, right." They told me when I bought it that it was only for display but I didn't know about asbestos... Is my light valk not showing up? The xenopus? That's not fair I asked for charizard first Glad you got over your shyness about it. Imagine a guy rejecting a girl for having all of her genitals Holy fuck, dude, this is like your 17th submission within in the last 24 hours! Is reddit your job or something!? I had to look up Russel as I had no idea who you were talking about. Kurt Russel is still relevant? How are they going to tie him into this? I just SR'd a 31/31/31/31/30/31 Hasty HP Steel Luxury Ball Yvetal Wait, did you say there's a MiG-15 on the F-80? I never knew Speed Boost was glitched on the Fortress Yes, holy crap.... Thanks I got the bottom one but then it said I already owned it and it showed up in my library "This is a _local_ halloween, for _local people"_ They were teaching kids to headbang is this supposed to be like an album of what this sub circlejerks, I havent heard of so many of these guys My sincerest apologies, American ignorance got in the way ( That... sounds awesome. You read the entire thing at B&N? Good God spare us all I didn't want to doubt them and their spooky wizardry and insane luck, but do you know the chances of being able to get all this Let us all remember the no-cooldown Relentless Pursuit on Lucian. Holy shit--Imagine if individual humans OWNED THE COPYRIGHT to their own DNA! Then parents could file DMCA Takedowns on unauthorized reproduction of their genes It's unfortunate that you don't have the same last name? Oh my GOD !!! I think you just made me realize that I don't have a scar... Yeah, any DA:O character that was romanced will drop at least one line about the Warden being their lover when they show up Holy cow! I didn't hear it either I'm actually surprised you didn't get a single starter unit in 160 summons oh Yeah the size of groot combined with the existence of that door is somehow really messing with my size perception. I honestly couldn't tell if you were 3' or 6' tall looking at this damn, that's even worse... but it sets the cement 1000d? holy shit OK props to her for Demona and girl Gremlin this bitch is growing on me Side Note: Can't Freia dash to allied minions and shapers? if the aegis removal change came in your first year...how did you manage to play 12 years of dota? Where did you get the number 5 m ? Lol are they going to stop buffing vengeance any time soon? Really? Why? I didnt think a command block would differentiate between signal strengths. There was absolutely none at the grocery store I went to. I went Thursday and there was still plenty. I went Saturday morning and like magic it was Thanksgiving food and Christmas paper! More like 5.2 more months and its 2015 Dat cannon: ***the*** book? You scare me How can some1 waste 1 hour on a fucking Facebook... really im curious, what do you do to waste 1 hour there. to pick something randomly would be hard since you seem to have a lot of pokemons that I have? dont have anything in mind? Who would downvote this? What in the hell is that subreddit about? Wow, so many shinies Super annoying. I boosted a holy pally. Instead of pretending the shockadin was a viable way for me to pull my eyelashes out one at a time, I just flew to UC and dual spec'd to ret. Still died twice on those stupid q's though Another bolide. Are you kidding me? Are people supposed to watch all the vods? Cool! [](#p-rainbowdrool) Is Swalot eating Bidoof and Castform or something? Oh god its you 3 days ago I'm driving 60 down the road when the pickup in front of me lost the couch he was carrying. I threaded the needle with my ranger between the couch and the median. There's a summon feature? How do you use it? Its like cockroaches. If you see one in your house, it probably means there are... Well...yeah I will drop my other activities this weekend and take my way to gaming heaven PLOT TWIST: The objector was professional killstreak, fire horns/team shine Raffael Why didn't you just go ahead and buy a booster box online. It'd be cheaper Yeah, I'm probably closest to Blake too, but I'm not clever enough to do all that genderbending stuff, so I'm going with #2. I was probably a little too excited when Adam showed up in the last episode, think about what it could do to Blake to learn that Adam is back No, but I did almost clog the toilet at the wedding chapel the one to the left with less makeup is the hottest one OMG! I was not expecting it this week. But wasn't it a group of females who attacked them? How could a group of females attack another group of females because they are females Seriously holy crap You were tom, all time long? It exists in Xen Didn't realize how strong Lubbock is Juggalos... holy cow the guy in the banner matched my expression perfectly I live in Canada. Two episodes were filmed in my town. I can't walk down Cleveland Ave w/o visions of Sam being zapped out of his shoes on the sidewalk.. (and Mr 'kneel before Todd' was my kid's classmate) I got a Demon Pass, which is so much more than I thought I would get! I've watched the auctions for the Prophet Passes, the prices were insane. One of them went for over 5000 Euros! This screenshot is so disturbing: both Google's inaccuracy and the infection article... Juts imagine they would end it at the newest Manga Chapter atm Ah yeah that sucks, eventually you will get it. I wouldn't trust anyone else with your account, were you going to give them your phone or something i just played a game and at ~25min it just crashed and went down completly, me and my duo partner couldnt even reconnect. That stiff arm These articles are so confusing because some of these girls use other normal female names as their in-game names (instead of something abstract or not a normal name). Aude is Sarah, Sophia is Kim Just be sure to never post pics of yourself when this guy's around for me it works better the other way around At 2:35, whatever that man is pushing on wheels behind the interviewee... why is it censor-blurred out? You're not serious are you? Wow, that's a lot of resources just for super emeralds So soon? Grey, are you feeling okay? I think I usually commented on my own links to make it look like there was some action in the sub In an economic collapse it's probably better to already be invested in lead. what if those are part of the robot army you fight against.... Holy shit, that Meepo build sounds scary and legit at the same time Wait that's FUTA? I thought that was just the summoner's willy going between her legs Sounds like you made a bad decision and didn't let the dice do the talking. This is fine, as you let the PCs shape the narrative by doing so. Just...try not to be surprised at the results when they happen :-p And I would hardly call any of this cheese It's not down for me This clipper bench without Crawford sometimes i wonder if this is really hard mode You ended the history at 19? :o o_O O: For a 100% free-to-play game, it's amazing. I put 700+ hours into it on Steam last year, and it was still Beta. All genders? How many are there Hope it goes well! I've just started doing my own team fic - it's a lot harder than I expected omg I suck Don't boast too much about those bubble abilities. Next thing you know, Bungie is going to not only nerf the time it lasts, but also the the buff it gives you You sharing your bags of chips with random strangers that have necrosis or some shit? Wait, how'd they get into each others... ** Great game right? I thought that this reference fly right over the heads of many people on this sub. One person getting it is more than enough for me. Awesome job man! Cannot tell whether that was intended to sound awkwardly sexual. I got an ad with like beatiality and child rape Va à une réunion de E&R dans ce cas ! Tu vas bien te marrer je te jure il y a des cas sociaux. La dernière fois on m'a parlé de puces implantées et de génocide humain (genre il y a des gens dont le but c'est d'exterminer ... l'humanité I'm sorta new sorry, I meant to say Hera-UR I live in Canada too and I have middle school I would like to know as well This ship looks as disproportionate as a kindergarten drawing. That's creepy What? Kia commercial One of the last memories I have of my dad is him starting WoW and asking if I could send him gold. $50? It's $70 here I don't know.... Why are short pants short? A drag car is fast in a straight line. A F1 car is just spastically scary when you notice it's not slowing down for the corner k, you are 3rd. Ill have to get it to you tommorow, these take forever, and im not very good at it. I just finished the first one I looked up courn on google and couldn't find anything about it That shit was fucking weird None of my sims have made friends with their boss... The drop almost sounds exactly the same as Alexander Popov's 'Quantum'... Wait, how is your comment even downvoted if there are no downvote arrows? I also have the Entei event that I didn't put on my sheet for some reason. **HOW** can I **HELP** you! I caved and bought the new Call of Duty. Time to shake off the rust. slapping Tudi on the bum? now that's an enviable task Weird. A friend of mine was able to used his hacked mons against me in a wifi battle Wait, how do you know I work at a RA? His girlfriend was reading these and she came to the few like this one and started laughing and laughing. And said I should say something. So, for the record... Dude. I've been reading Gysahl greens as Gyshal greens since first picking up a final fantasy game as a youngin'. It was only in Lightning Returns when it was read aloud that I realized I'd been wrong for about 15 years. It feels like it's getting closer... thumbnail looks like Guy Fawkes mask Never before have I wanted a 3D printer until now. I live next to the main post office. ...I built myself an emergency TNT-resistant wall. lol it says 1 comment but i cannot see any comments Then your acid remains relatively unchanged... Outlaw Star was my favorite of the three Seriously there's already a tier list.... I'm not sure when I did, but I always knew I was pretty weird for not being disturbed in the slightest when watching a video of a man burned alive, or a woman brutally murdered, or someone even being tortured. Even two guys one hammer didn't phase me, or the ice pick video. beheadings don't bother me either. I didn't use to be this way, one time when I was younger I watched Charlie the unicorn with my friends and just from the character mentioning his organ was missing and seeing a red line across the animation made me feel queasy. But now nothing phases me. I'm not really sure why. I don't laugh at death videos, I don't find it hot, I just think it's interesting, and actually just kind of enjoy watching them Put the drugs down. I think you've had enough. But the question remains, why would he take that into the wild People sell those? I thought they were back to the bi weekly schedule Puerto Rico's out there wondering 'wait, wtf?' Blanko? Are there no trees in your city? What Then wouldn't it be not like the Chicago game at all? Somehow, I get the idea that you cottoned on to the fact that I'm somewhat dutch was going to type this. And I'm as surprised as you are Seriously? For some reason it doesn't show you on my bf list? How do you know they've focused on it? There's cannabis in it? for some reason I felt like I also encountered this same guy upon reading this and after creeping and seeing where you're from, I feel like it actually might be I don't see you So who's left in Korea? Cuz it looks like the region's gonnna have to build back from the start If you'd rather people call you gross out loud, why would you even care what people tell you on the street? I...have no response... That was pretty bad...You kept running on full armor, you didn't kill Maggie when she came up, you evolved in an awful place and when you had full armor, THEN you went and ended the game without getting more armor. Also you had Leap and charge maxed at level 2 Tu n'arrives pas à décider si ce commentaire est un troll ou pas ? hahahaha My Batak friend always uses semalam! I thought that was funny. He would say something like: I was with my math teacher semalam. I was vaccinated twice. Once as a child and again when I entered the military. In 2006 I was in pretty bad shape, lots of medical problems, and my immune system was compromised. I tended to catch whatever was going around. I wonder where the game would be if the Wilderness & free trade were never removed... Holy shit, that front skirt is all over the place. And the fenders and hood, too. ofc So.. Whats up with the Morgana binding on Zed at the start ? I have no clue what 'SGA' means (English isn't my first language, I'm sorry). I am so glad I came into the comments *after* you posted this. I was thinking about running out to the local Catholic church and getting myself some holy water. skills And tonight will be Halloween + Omega + Midtown Madness It sounds like the OP is recruiting. That whole foot looks kinda messed up From a certain perspective, your previewed photo looks like a man in a cloak. I'm glad Charlie told us he was off the top so many fucking times, I may not have figured that out from his stellar bars and flawless performance Seriously, why does 60 fps seem smoother than real life? Is that a VGA port on the chess board? Are... are those FOUR-way speakers ? I had my vaccinations as a child, but as far as I'm aware of I had no additional shots at 18, 24 or a Tetanus shot every 10 years. But what if a competitor pays for bad reviews Wtf? This looks like any parking lot to me One time, I met a girl who was both. I had no idea she was pregnant until she told me. Did they manage to get that money back? My cat does that, and then he goes over to my leg to try to hump it I have been known to get something like chicken & brocolli, or moo goo gai pan and rinse the sauce off.. Does that make me a chinese food junkie? he spied on me Yeah, totally doable. Of course this also depends on your schedule and your general work ethic, Mr. DumbAssNiggaShit. this cannot be real i just cannot possibly believe this is real Someone get this man a DK2 Well, I like warm humid environments myself (secretly a weremantis? Yes clearly nuclear war is the best option and not a hideous overreaction at all. Or you could have just gone back and edited. It doesn't make you a pedant to use the wrong word Doublelift already thinks Piglet is the best ADC before worlds started I feel like hes on my friends list LOL I got sniped If you actually do everything he said wthout breaks you will realize how hard it is WEIRD! My dad and I had a similar incident in a Ford Focus! Who cares what you like...? Oh, sorry or its like having a $50k salary per year for the next 20 years That creepy baby hand clawing at Korra's hair At the beginning, i was like *meh* :/ But when i saw the animations ** You bet!! When I played it, admittedly, it was a burned copy. And because of that, half the music was missing! Which made it a little creepier, but my friends kept talking about how good the music was, so.... I should play it again some time. Also, my game never went to the end cutscene. I won't ruin it, but not going to the end cutscene did leave me with this feeling like Alice was stuck in hell with no way out. Reminds me of this time when my friend of 5 years and I were talking, and I waved goodbye to leave and started to listen to Through the Dark, to which my friend was like " Its free Hahaha I was gonna say that haha las cruces but the other Texas guy beat me hahaha. Oh that dust there sticks to verything. It's just clay that's why Why, for the love of god, wouldn't I buy sharks with lasers attached to their heads? Sadly I've looked this term up in google images to find a comparable image to share, but it's not producing any decent results. Methinks you baffle easily. I can't even read the text in the comments? I dont get it Lumineon for ORAS Hidden Mega? I thought that was obvious Someone got a 12 wins with a wisp on there deck? It must be great to cosplay someone when you look exactly like them I don't know why, but this makes me feel weird. I'm good , can't complain , you still not a shibe though Yeah, theyre open, but this will take me like a month Why do I get the feeling that this is actually a bad thing? Yes, I too take my medical advice from washed up comedians and women who took their clothes off in a magazine. Diamond 1 and you can't handle a syndra ? [ why so many hashtags Or above someone there reached a point where Soul Memory became more important to me than fashion wow that is amazing Loath Bane is almost a player created unique at this point 4300 gold minus potions and wards at 14-15 minutes? Can haz? I don't understand how your comment is being downvoted. I don't see the downvote arrow at all ...wait, I just checked the previous round...Scurvy and Squire?! I'm pretty sure I didn't enter them at all, and I had 160 or 120:1...I wish I could go back and see but it's not letting me. Now we'll never know, I guess Dang, that's just mean. Was the couch jerky instead of leather or something? What the hell, how did you put a snuffles image in line with your text? What?! Onigari is simply Dude I know that guy. He was in my Philosophy class last year. Why did it take 8 months and 20 days? Did you play one game a day or? I'm sorry, I am just confused. "Oh God I forgot where I buried that bone.... That makes me feel sick just thinking about it Hi, I hope youre still reading this because you have helped me out big time. I have always wanted to play frontier since I saw gameplay of it. Great game. lucky japanese people Jesus fuck it's alive They could make it so we could swipe it to move faster It is really nice! I'd be a lot more tempted to actually purchase it if it wasn't $28. Huge is an understatement It's a hard habit to break and it happens to all levels. I basically have to think to myself "okay stare at the hitter" or just open my eyes wide like They are so retarded.. just put skins on the fucking shop I can't even imagine Once I was mildly tripping on 1/4 tab and just walking along the streets and 3 people asked me for directions within 5 minutes. What a great Episode. Devoured the 2 and a half hours instantly. oh.. I cannot wait for the next one with Krepo as guest, thats gonna be just fuckin EPIC Holy crap that game looks insane Same, at first I didn't understand why he would want to do this, then I read this and I'm definitley going to lock my trades when I go on vacation But aren't those the best sources of information? Siren That's what I said. Why would heels make you weigh more? Buy some new shoes dude! I don't think I've ever owned a pair of shoes longer than three years...and that's probably a stretch. But also probably because I'm a girl *shrug* I mean, I could see you being comfortable with your lifestyle but...idk. I don't really have a plethora of money like you but I save and when I have some extra cash I like to pretend I'm a fancy upper class lady: toss aside my frosting/cocoa powder covered t-shirts for a day, and go out and buy myself an expensive something. It's my secret alternate life did he survive that? TIL the battle of the bulge isn't a diet book I'm very tired... And read that as "making the perfect chicken". Smelter 2.Ohshit took a while. Which is like 5 tries Yeah, because losing to Colt McCoy and Mark Sanchez in the same season after starting 6-1 would be devastating. I didn't even mention Brandon Weeden started for the Cowboys in the same season... She is soooo beautiful No idea why it was negative in the first place. I tried breakride Yggdrasil once, and man the simultaneous advantage and pressure was pretty freaky. Hit 45k two turns in a row on top of Heaven's Quest I can't tell if this is supposed to be a comedy. It's sure taking its sweet time ' This literally happened to me this weekend, like just the past two days I've started to feel this and I'm around the same start time as you * Are you saying you don't make potions in your pants? I really am hyping these up a lot arent I O_O HOLY SHIT. SHINY METALLIC COLORS.... Or you could read the manga. That has to be a world record or something. I can not fathom how you could break a tooth eating eggs What the fuck!? I bet that it's the SAME person who is flushing all these weird things down the toilet. I mean, a doritos bag? A toilet isn't a fucking trash can I gave up. He wanted me to play Barbara Walters and then he called me dumb in the thread so I lost interest in blabbing. Yeah, me. Chatty-McNeverShutsUp. I'll bet Baconit gets updated before Readit Wait like I know some women like you Why is it when you see Gay Asians the first thing you see is your (presumably white) ex's/dates and not potential dates? I only listened to a few because spoilers but Jesus Christ dat Necropolis theme. He didn't just beef up after dying. I'm sooo gonna make this tomorrow! I know. Ti saranno pure costate un occhio e mezzo Didn't realize my last post would get so popular. I must have close to 200+ PM's I had a similar thought at some point of time... Holy poop that's a lot of hours Dude, I did the exact same thing. Didn't read the title, spent the whole video thinking wtf, what was sucking on the bong and then he pulled it away and the smoke came out and now she has a degree in police psychology Supernovas? I just remembered Law made it, or is supernova and law the same thing? Final Fantasy! Taeja vs soO, that series was insane Was that in Season 3? I think that was me Did anyone else read those comments about these machines also being in illegal shops run by koreans...and that's how the nuclear missile program in NK gets funded? Im not exactly an expert on what Op firefly entails, from what I can tell its basically "go to Tumblr and post GG shit" which is about as much of a raid as "go to twitter and post GG shit" NOT from my ass. That shit leaves trails for days. Dem free games What is worse? Relevant add or an irrelevant one? Oh my goodness (OOC: You uhh... it says 2014/12/07. YYYY/MM/DD. Unless I'm still drunk? What do you need guns for? Lets do dis ** Wow, someone carpet downvoted this place I guess it's random Pretty high level 6-80 is a huge number At first I read 'froggy night' instead of 'foggy night'. I was very sad about the lack of frogs. Is it weird I thought of taking a drink everytime they said Origins? They must of been pretty big teddy bears Easily the most expensive record in my collection. Tracked it for years across various websites and one day saw it on amoeba.com for $80 sooo.... How much money are we talking about here? ( Wow, Android is already moving onto 5.0? I'm barely on like 4.2.2 (Jellybean) You're doing the same thing... Now I totally wanna see a British Man-O-War ram a French Schooner!(That is if they even existed at the time...which I think they would I thought it was only me!! Yeah I guess. I mean through the two raids I got my 2 pieces of missing raid gear so I guess I should be happy but I really wanted another chance at an exotic. Another guy with me got hawk moon I never actually thought I'd find a girl that would make me jealous of her boobs How can she even like exist? I'm tired when I have to carry 10 kilos of something, she's carrying like 250 kilos extra 50.000 people on twitch waiting for the game I just turned 20 why doesnt this have more upvotes Goeie flip, dit klink snaaks. Ek het nie geweet daar is eers Afr erotica nie - Ena Murray met skop That's why you remote login from your employee's house. I thought it was Estonian based on the amount of vowels Either this guy is a monumental troll and plays under influences or he is uncapable of learning. I mean a thousand ranked games this season and still building complete shit items?! U wot m8? Her voice is amazing and the singing bit in japanese is amazing ( On my machine sanchez Holy shit Jesus, just did a 5.8M isk round of ambush How is this chart helpful? All it tells you is what kind of power that person has, not the extent of it or anything.. Do eet!! Its the only way Agreed but imagine the wombo combos! Hufflepuff prince???? I try so hard to not spoil stuff for people even if it has been out for awhile. Hell I'm still totally passionate about not spoiling Lost for people who haven't seen it yet, and it's been over for for about 4 years I once threw coals in a dumpster and went to band practice. My friend called me 30 minutes later to tell me that the fire department showed up to put out the dumpster fire. Please don't tell on me I didn't see it in the front page? All the juices I could try! Wings on the cheeks? So you said literally nothing in this post that wasn't said in the champ reveal? You all keep talking about 9 pm, WTF?! I think our polls are like 7 pm tops, maybe 8 pm for presidential years I'm half way through my Clinique Take the Day Off Cleansing Oil and I like it. It actually has no oils You... You can confirm this? ohh.. Now all we need is Official Oculus Rift support and I will legitimately kill for this game What was he talking about BASED OBA I wasn't aware that physical prescriptions were still a thing Ermagerd adorable. What was the purpose of moving the movement pattern one key over? It's still essentially WASD but you're now pressing keys one key over. ... Whut did I just read? Can I say your cat reminds me of Wilford Brimley? Well, wait what, this won the upvotes , I mean the art is good but, oh well , this is weird Eas animación parece un crecimiento bacterial de chilangos... ' Why does Hermione sound like Stewie Griffin? What? How did he dismiss you? Did he tell you to stop coming? You don't have Dallas in the playoffs? inLead. looking forward to a 1.8 server to play on. Modded has finally lost it's appeal for me. What tha fuuuck Uh, I think "good luck Wingman" would have been a better title Jesus, Merballs have only let up 7 caps these playoffs I have nether, Except they didn't order anything So.. a duplicate of a duplicate can be sold? What would be the point of issuing fines that expire? Well... That's just... What? No lie: My roommate just told me he thought Jupiter was bigger than the sun. He said he's heard that multiple times in his life... your username I am not saying that OP is affiliated with EA. But that OP is in EA's ploy ¯_\__( don't want to seem to desperate to respond to your work email? .............. I wonder if it can move you through walls... *Sweet* potato fries! So just rail a little dot of it at first. If you thought there was any chance in hell it would be fentanyl and kill you, why the hell would you rail half of the thing right off the bat? am I the only one that can't see a difference in some of the "re-textured" skins? Cait looks exactly the same to me My friend routinely went AFK and just stood there letting the screen rotate. He would come back to a screen with 2+ dead dragons and a bunch of villagers being like Hawaii WTF ...sun baked? I think you meant RU? Hence why it improved My paternal grandmother allegedly had a huge issue with peoples forks making tapping or scraping sounds against the plate while eating. That's ...special. Are you saying that voting experiences in the US are.... non-homogenized Just how many cards are we getting from this collab anyway? Damn. Holy shit - she fucking nailed it. Wow. Wait, "sorry" is a swear? Your dog WANTS to stay inside? I read mouse dicks According to news sites, just about every surface has more germs than the toilet seat. Perhaps the floor of the bathroom isn't too different. Can't even pick one... Its all awful. And my lights!!!!! Muslims are not? Wow they got wrecked so hard, this is like a metaphor for life almost. This sounds so pretty That would be a pc smart one Are we the same person? As someone who gets negativity daily on a septum piercing... I can honestly say this is the weirdest thing ive ever heard LET US TRADE WITH FIRETEAM FOR LIKE A HALF HOUR AFTER WE GET DROPPS. Oh emm geee....that shitty homemade tattoo with the donut on a stick and fork. Holy crap. This place got existential fast... Farten? Dragon 1N might have to change tiers Damn. I always assumed it was Telekinesis Ring. MY LIFE WAS A LIE First time ever seeing a post hit front page with only 1 comment Uhmmm... Why reply to me? It's not like I can be the only one downvoting ( I never even realized there were 193 items in the game So many combinations DAT mouth. Wow. By multiple posts you mean.... one? Poop eating grin? Only if you masturbate extremely loudly ....moolah? Now I don't wanna see it i could stare at this for HOURS mid tier I'm a woman and I don't understand why other women get so embarrassed by queefs.... Sometimes during sex, A LOT of air is being pushed in, it's gotta come back out some way... or else it's not exactly safe And Soap from Corpses Products? > How do you survive falling from the Stratosphere without a suit+mask? ( Maybe it was your real mom in the closet and the one living with you know is just a skin-walker! Hmm, I do I don't get it though, a bunch of people are just posting screencaps umm... I'm sorry, she was given to said husband without choice.. Here I was laughing at all these comments until I got to yours. what chronos is a dragon Not OK . . . . Oshit inspire_many is in the big leagues now My boyfriend invited me to do a 30 day core challenge with him to which I wholeheartedly signed myself up for. I open the spreadsheet and Day 1 is reasonable with single digit sit-ups, crunches, leg lifts, and planks. But then 45 push-ups?! Like dafuq do I look like??? Needless to say the DOMS are real today. Upper body is sooooo weak compared to my swimming heydays 560ish karma till 100k It's a Bounty roll on a bungee cord. I like the TP idea, but can't figure why I would need it back there .. damn thats alot of tags in the description You can get Jimmy Graham AND Thomas? Well the good news is that you've got some great mons... I've been playing for about 2 months myself and I don't have most of those. I'd kill for a wind ninja, sylph, & fire vamp You trolls still baffle me even now. Strange sad people woah More importantly, how can i see this if you are disconnected How ...wut? I wasn't aware of this and played the game just fine with 4 cores (8 if you count HT). We need to watch out for each other! No more buying for me until next year. Otherwise, I may have to start an /r/asianbeautyrehab subreddit. I would fix my lazy eyes That is a very bold mouse... yeah, with the immortal pack Its always used in a positive context? Holy crap, that's really good. I shan't talk about classical with you any further, you are clearly more learned than I am in that department As someone who used to be *really* into photography: You're comparing a guy that used a form of corporal punishment that has been practiced for centuries to a guy that murdered strangers and kept their heads in his refrigerator. 300 Wow, how did I become a father then? ...then they will come for ME I think I'd be fine with it. i actually like this And what an entrance you have made my dear Psychonauts as a culture: People with calm eyes(for we have seen) and a lot of explaining power(the meaning), yet we have individual likes that differ(who we were/still are), unlimited potential and usually great personalities, never met an asshole psychonaut unless he was a real crook but people from shadow worlds take different forms here How do you even accidentally fuck up that badly? you sir, just made my day. i don't eat pork, but dose yam noodles. Wouldn't that blend the (dried) BP and moisturiser together? How?! So you can't play games offline? I'm just now coming out of it. Wednesday-Saturday is a blur. cannot unsee.... Works like a charm, I felt dirty for doing this but as it's there it is hard not to use. That is a big man dat flair /r/nosleep Dear god so many connection issues and bugs lately... i wonder how it would have gone if it had chosen always online.... So how does being broke work out for you? thanks! I know, crazy close to the end So... was it on your doorstep? I've never owned one but I took care of a Netherland dwarf (I think that's what it's called, I'm not sure) once. It was the most mild thing I have ever witnessed. It didn't make any noises and it would just sit there and when I cleaned my guinea pig run it would put it's paws on the side of the run and watch the guinea pigs with me. He also liked to put his butt/back against my butt/back when he was eating. I guess it made him feel safe. He had little tufts of fur growing out of the underside of his paws and I think he was either possessed or not real because he just looked like That was decades ago. I want Herrmann Stick around, participate in discussion. Every new voice helps mix it up which keeps us from stagnating and ultimately becoming an echo chamber. If you want to you can also head over to places like youtube, tumblr, the escapist forums and so on to participate in discussions with antis, but Id suggest only doing that if you feel confident that you wont go nuclear while talking to them out of frustration (which can happen quite easily, seeing how SJWs have essentially 'weaponized' stupidity to the point where they are simply painful to talk to Isn't there any Garrosh kill sellers on ur realm Seriously Dang I don't get it There was another on of a guy trying to capture a laser pointer dot in a bottle. What's a Keener? Holy crap when did Ramalamadingdong become a $2 uncommon?! Yeah, I'm actually really surprised to see Belgians saying they haven't heard of Pere Fouettard As is his karma apparently. I said your name 3 times in the mirror and you appeared. Eh? Your history course in high school didn't cover the Middle Ages? How come? а вам зачем? No tap water is illegal in most place I've lived is....is that a microfiber towel? I'm aware that this is probably not the level of play that you expect when someone posts here but please have mercy O_O...just... Yeah, my parents are in Amway and they tell me to drink my Vitamins. I'm like "Why do I have to drink one of each different one when I can go to the store and get one that has everything?" And that horrible noise they make! It's the worst! Like a thousand insects screaming Nothing puts me on full tilt more when a SCH has pet on auto and right as the tank pulls Eos does whispering dawn... Where are you finding this info? I'm from LA and I live in NY so I feel as though nothing can be more $$$ than that So badass that he doesn't even need to lace-up his shoes But how would this improve anything? what a memory and aim skills Why the hell did they decide to do it so close to christmas? I have been afraid of this happening to me... Really? The processor alone would be worth that much MAN! That base, the dreammmmmmm ! Ou shit, I forgot that I havent been on r/gaming since the great purge Oh really? Awesome to hear some good input! Can you confirm that this is actually a thing? It doesn't seem to be verifiable anywhere, but i think your explanation is likely to be the best and sounds spot on. I had clicked on yellow circle acquaintances before and seen this, however I always thought that yellow circle indicated that they had sent me an opower while i was offline. I know there is an indicator for something like that as well... What the hell I thought thor was a nordic god not sure if trolling Wait this exists?? It is on PSNOW? People actually read goal.com comments? Actually they said Spinfusor rifle I thought I was all bad-ass driving my rental Impala to Black Velvet wall in Red Rocks without bottoming out once...when I arrived at the end of the access road, there was a Fiat 500 there. I'm sitting at work right now thinking about my bad juju, hardlight, thorn and invective, as well as countless ascendants I have sitting in my vault right now.... I don't think I'm going to use the vault anymore Maybe it's just a "men forgetting how to fruit" kind of day. My [male] roommate picked up a pear this morning and looked at it like it was from another planet. Love the name but I found out about this song from a chick who told me that's her squat song, and her other song is Anaconda. No, she wasn't trolling. i can't picture this in my head. You mean in the VOD itself? That sounds awful for youtube. People would probably spend waay too much time playing in VR and develop health problems. I could see V-Rape becoming a thing too >... actually doesn't sound too bad So was Chyna, and look where shes at now....... Woah... Is she usually like that? Where's Perseus?? That's my name That's extremely weird Not bad. But creepy tongue is creepy. New? Welcome! Also, is that a 707 level player? >Where's Perseus?? good lawd! that lifetime graph! How have I not seen this video. How does it know what I do everyday Definitely! Gotta stick with what works. I'm always afraid that web-based writing platforms are going to delete my work though. Omg, that's horrifying. Yeah, maybe op is gamestop owner Holy Moly!! I've never been quite clear about all the different Sephora cards but I defenitly didn't realise you had to have spent $1000 to be given rouge! Who keeps their heat at 80 degrees!? A fair bit, I would say. I can't say I really know what rotten chocolate would smell like I ordered mine around noon only to find out about 5 hours later that it had been cancelled for the same reason as everyone else's apparently. Could not confirm information How did you know I was a guitarist? I think im drunk, i read boruto as a burito I know it can't be Roy, not really...I do know that right? Right gang?? Where do you live People actually read goal.com? Sorry, I didn't see it until now Nope, no noticeable smell. Do tomato leaves smell like tomato? Maybe he's leaving Team Malaysia because they got a new sponser? ...... so... which one did you want? That imgur link is dead awesome looking duck ( how do all your soldiers in full health with all those mutons ? Vouch team weabooooooooo nd op pvp holy crap i live near there More like (っ˘з( Didnt watch the game. What did he do what did he do what did he do? Hey...! Those areas the asteroids are clustering around, relative to Jupiter and Sol, are those the Lagrange Points? I wonder if this will have any effect on Canon Law in the Catholic Church Blat with that gat I thought that just meant before she gained her spark, and that after the mending she lost her immortality I do it instantly by doing what you described. Viktor e and rumble R are the only 2 skills i do not smartcast. I actually sometimes forget to turn smartcast off for e and i literally cannot even cast the spell Damn...He kind of...does look like an alien there. It would be super neat if we could pick our own starter from all the pokemon (I love growlithe). My girlfriend, for months, never left tier 1. I hounded her about it, and actually lost sleep over it. You got crust, pepperoni, and tomatoes are fruits AND veggies! I think you're following the rules Man, the whole memento IN a memento is not what I was expecting. I really dig the way David serendipitously gave mementos to the people he had already met for them to have when he meets them the second time (which was the first time). You're from San Antonio too?! looks like 4 to me For a second I was like.. there's no picture Huh, i guess it only works with promo codes / I'm thinking i'm super high or something but am I reading these sin set bonuses right? Disturbing image which I helped to foster How did you get a non-prefix'd Spear? Same. I'm sitting on about 20 each of Light and Dark totems As a casual player, I probly won't be getting around to coil anytime soon. Still working on my ATMA lol Boogie is now a defensive anchor... I just want the picture without the text. Yes, friend (>^ _(> Fuck! What. The. Fuck. How did I miss this one So the only thing you have against him is his muffler? Anyone else think the new Udyr icon looks exactly like Gangplank? That last comment... Why dont people like running double grah in maxwell You guys shouldn't even have dogs... ugh. A week to clean up pee? I had my eye product craze early in the year. I don't think I could justify any more neutral eyeshadows. Heh. The problem is, I'm always after the 'perfect' something-or-rather. This is why I'm off to rehab after. yeah, me too. Not coming back to this for while or until it's in more stable condition The WL is off 15 minutes after Jezzas started Medical advice in exchange for an invite. (> Here I am. I know you have all been missing me. IT'S SNOWING I got mixed feelings about this now. Depending on how Supergirl and the other REM cards are...I'm probably gonna roll until I get Superman and 297 him on the spot. Thanks, I wonder about this too (except Bernard, didn't use). Seems like I'll 5 star Konamiya first, since I really lack those with purification skill... And 2nd skill, I never realized how useful it was till I use him myself What if you and your clone start making different decisions? In that case you would be two different persons Is it bad that I miss Morg Q's but can hit other skillshots fairly easy? I kept sending requests (and therefore only use strangers' aces) until I was about 20 full. Then I stopped - that's when the random invites started rolling in and all I had to do is hit accept to fill in the rest. ~~How do you know our lists are full, by the way? I wasn't aware that our friend numbers are public. Last night I spend couple of minutes looking at their weapons, but didn't notice the hairstyle I don't really like Sv...but this one is amazing You can't "saber" someone. Are you really a teacher? He's almost there What if... Everyone knew of each others' intentions. What if Patrick Rothfuss were actually called Patrick Rotfass? Pretty face and very nice body Why is the most fucked up web the cafeine one...? What am I drinking!? They would flag both accounts? Well that puts me off Redbox Wow how do you even know it ...Doesn't that technically mean that the contents of the donation bin need to either be tossed due to possible HAZMAT contamination, or professionally cleaned? Imagine me. I can't show my face because pre-op transsexuals will get ripped into. It's real hard - but at least I kind of avoid the misogyny No way thats gonna last with this new tool... Every store will just go buy the lowest list holy shit... O_o | Hey you're going to need those mats for the dlc! unless the new armor/weapons take something completely different mat. This doesn't help me with my specific question though Asking a question makes me a dick? what? Lol, you still haven't realized that I'm making fun of those stereotypes? how cold is it in there? For homing missiles, it does the damage listed per bolt usually or somewhere close to it. For laser though, it lists as 7k or 24k but deals 100k+ or 250k+ I thought Youtube bought twitch I was searching for the task-bar until I realized the GLORIOUS DPI you are working with. WTF I use a cloth between my hand and my naga to stop my palm sweating all over it and then I see this. I don't think I would've been impressed except for the fact that he was answering the questions before the answers came up. I know some of this might be common knowledge but he knew like... everything! 4k monitor prices starts from 500€. What if he was the same Toby | I want one This appears lifechanging. Not sure how I missed this. ? I used OS-prober? Please don't report me ( Oh, damn, they already did it? That's cool. I wonder...ew. Did the snake shit him out entirely? Apparently I am, too. He looks like he hasn't slept in days What do you mean missing out on that class? But...what if you have to pee? like what? looking at these I'd love to see the option to have pure white eyes " I have a friend who says that too. I used to do that when I wasn’t pregnant I can get that on a weekly basis w/o effort And the aforementioned feathers in the second and onwards. Pleaseno. But yeah, the flags Her chin is disappearing > What if... Everyone knew of each others' intentions. explains the expression on turkey's face Did you see that volibear skin on the PBE? That is one majestic dog Like this post if you thought riot jaws was a girl because of the avatar Uhm.. Im playing As a nurse, I have to ask the gross questions. Wouldn't you worry about infection? I don't even wanna get into the stuff that's harbored under toenails. There's a lot of A's on there Whats the problem with EoC? Uh...is this legal Note to self: Exercise damn thats bs. People don't know about that spot? dafuq am I delusional about? I still need to lower my size What kind of specs would you need to play that. thank you, i was dumb Under 7000 HP I'm usually against censorship but i really don't want to see THIS in the anime Yup, when the 15, 16 and 17 came I was just It was kinda like sleep paralysis. I fell into nothing and wedged between something like 2 balloons, except completely black, I couldn't move, and I knew I'd knew that be I'd trapped there forever. Claustrophobia then set in. Terrifying. It seemed like I'd start screaming and wake up a bit, then fall back asleep, and repeat the dream. I finally woke up having a panic attack. This is **NOT** a good way to wake up. How the hell did he get that far without the guild quests!? Man that guy really needs to get his act together Wouldn't there be better options for Arthur as well? Or no? Arthur's evo laser hits like a truck and I love that though LOL except its hard to position her correctly sometimes. How does 24000 laser power convert into 371k damage Jesus christ... 34 years worth of reddit gold A big desert biome trap would be cool All the people on their FB demanding free shit. 100mg of Spiro & 4mg/day of E is actually my normal dose No I didn't. that's pretty amazing Oh man, I was going to suggest trying an alt account for RP's if you couldn't figure it out but you've got a dedicated name and everything so i t's itachi's That's what my kid calls his grandmas... Those panties are totally frightening. Worlds largest gash Someone's feeling rather generous today, the amount of gold's. Yeahhh they are down right now. :( And thanks! I plan to put up more stuff soon. I have something like 300 swatch images that I need to edit before posting its already out? Who let the shivs in here too? I've had dreams about this..... Does that mean there's a Vodka? Actually the invite vanished, I'm pretty sure I added you. I'll be in my bunk. They couldn't? I'm with you. I have a Samsung Note (rather large screen) and when watching LCS I can hardly see the items at the bottom. I would never in a million years be able to read twitch chat overlay Man, congratulations on finding a good husband. You probably learned how hard it is to attract a decent sort of guy when you have kids I can't get my eyes off of.. that... hair.. in... your.... GRINDER. Oh my yes please One article online says that 'scientists' think that if there were a large enough food source, they could grow to be the size of sheep So if he claims it, "Some guy" would be flattered? He is known as the gatekeeper for a reason I've been trawling the other makeup subs - 6hrs ago, someone said the Melted Kisses set was sold out. I'm watching you.... Because cats are fucking adorable..... = Same thing here... four HUGE bags sitting on my kitchen counter now, and most of them are down to their last legs already... wow im playing league for 4 years now and never knew about that smiley Got everyone but Orwen in this batch, feel kinda lucky Why did two giveaways start at the same time I'm starting McCown this week for QB2 because of Brady's bye a run game! wtf? I have never seen that thing before, been playing for 3 years, not even on reddit Defiantly? OMG Add me! I did on Monday because one of my kids begged for it. I did not end up tasting it, though God damn, I didn't think there were fans that were THAT young! tabarouette Canadian here, honestly thought you were talking about someone from Newfoundland. Why would you think for a single second that server-side issues can be resolved by client-side graphics settings? kaze rurouni... wandering... wind? Medusa? Or like grim reaper's bony hands beckoning your soul to come What the hell are you talking about? Or do almonds smell like cyanide? Is there something about Indians and beer? In the Marines, there is a series or distance learning courses that are required, referred to as MCI's. I was surprised when I came across the word "negro" in "Grammar for Marines" when I did it....in 2003. That is a very cool idea! I just learned you can change the color of lights about a week ago Since when was there a mobile site don't know if that's good or bad don't know if that's good or bad What..? Really? Omg, I have a pathological fear of sneezing while driving- I'm a violent sneezer and I have day-mares of accidentally jerking the wheel into oncoming traffic! because it didn't cross the plane? Oh yeah and I'm just like He... he did... he really did... He used hash tags on Reddit. wtf is the next video in the playlist What about guns used for target practice? Non intended purpose? I love the eyes and the brows and the lips! Dayum gurl =P Honestly I didn't even notice you had acne at all I've actually never heard of a JUGA zerg Theory: Michaela lost her ring in the garbage bag? this is cool, but if i wanted to read some/all of it but didn't, i'd just go back and replay it What exactly did he THINK your reaction was going to be? suhweet jesus I practically fell out of my chair at the Nebris old stuff Wow, I just installed Page Monitor extension you mentioned and within like 5 seconds I had the 32GB white one added to my cart. How is everyone laughing at this??? That scared the shit out of me, I mean I get that its pretty much impossible for that to happen, but HOLY FUCK EVERYONE WAS SLICED IN HALF THATS SO FUCKING CREEPY. Also the way they all stood there motionless after being CUT IN HALF really freaked me out >.> im crying.. ;~; you will never meet anyone else with this.. but i have a phobia with the duck hunt theme song I can actually hear him screaming Wow, I didn't even notice. I mean, it definitely does look like a Hunter card, but I still can't tell its Arcane Shot. In my opinion I've always viewed 25i as acid that's condensed into 4-5 hours and punches you in the face, lol. That's how it's always been for me. Acid is more chill and 25i is just like How are you only lvl 142 if you've been playing long enough to get a Tilith? How do you know it's not true? The OP even admitted that "the behavior is the same regardless of male presence." How does that work? How is this possible? The tattoos sound pretty awesome! But ... dead girl? Is it just a girl who's dead?? Gastly can have Blaze as an abiity? Are you implying that the Halo collection is somehow great? Halo kinda sucks... Jenny from Reddit? I couldn't find it....Did it find me first? "Where's the BEST place to take a bullet if you get shot?!" Soo hot...but that bush I graduate soon Rats that size are pretty normal in the Philippines Do you have VPN access at all? Because it works fine through that. I never thought of that before... Someone explain what happened Good lord I don't think I've seen a page with so many "[citation needed]" Wait the Vex and Fallen have different shields? Bike won't even start. Where do you live? Because you don't like Urban Meyer? After good hearing, can't decide if he says that or "a mighty sword" How are Sento and Senjougaharas voice actors different people But I have no use for the adapter if I sell it i didit down vote any one It's… actually growing on me Isn't that how human people are born? What do you do with her heal? Of course, condoms. One of the rich people's luxuries ... Yes. Yes you should Thanks for the quick resolution. It must suck to be part of an organization where you have to worry about things like this and both drummers went on to form their own shit It's still down for me Make sure to inform them from the start that combat is going to have more consequences. Although it's funny sometimes when it's the first round of combat and their eyes go like No worries. Would've been easier for everyone if the site was working normally. Yeah this can happen on the XBOX - I know of one DkS2 player when the game 1st dropped who banned because his XBOX Live rep. I don't think this form of banning is uniform though HE FOUND THE DRAGON BALL Z HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER Iron Bull works for the Qunari, but I don't think he leads them. He was with the Ben-Hassrath I think. Unless he gets promoted to Arishok "I dont really understand any of this *but*" seems to be the new thing for idiotic hipsters to do This is awesome. Nicolas Doge is ready to set the entire internet on fire wow i see some plays Was this show supposed to be funny Wtf kind of phone are you guys on? Mine shows Cary. Will it finally work in my modded original Xbox now? Haha, I've seen a few other comments mentioning it sort-of worked on them, or at least didn't go bad. It has a fair bit of staying power on me too Or me? The faction representative should have it for sale, I don't know what's going on. Heyy there's a couple of these in Dublin Ireland! So awesome. I have definitely considered walking through on more than one occasion What are You even saying? Wow, this video is sooooo smooth... 1-4 days? Shut up & take my money; but how scientific is it if it's that quick? Wow "most" roguelikes are turn based Why are you getting downvotes? It's an anime and no one talks about it Not sure if serious or sarcastic That is kind of the best description I've ever read about what I feel about Nicholas Cage My mom still has buckets of the dry was stuff in her Garage after Spirit stopped paying us. DO NOT USE on automotive paint. Yes, especially when it's closer to my birthday! Whilst driving I constantly look at number plates around me and try making words out of them, sometimes it's just easier when they are acronyms like 'WTF', I just get well excited wow. LOL. They should be laughed at.. Everyone involved with this BREAKING NEWS story... what is you anti-virus? mine got no problem with that website Im so confused If you strive to be different there's something wrong. Strive to be yourself, fuck everyone that doesn't like it. Unless you are a shithead, then strive to be someone else Wow! Yeah I will definitely look into volunteering asap at a park! Why on earth did she make it her profile picture? You put Jkap, Merk, Nameless, Clayster over Scump, Crim, Formal and Nade ? Is that because of them coming hot off of Ghosts or do you genuinely believe that roster is more skilled ? And you already have three on your desk! what. Everyone is different so don't model your own healing based off of anyone else's! That's what I did and I expected to be bed-ridden for 2 months If I go there on my wedding day, would it be sacrilegious and fun? There's literally one comment in the thread and you're already hijacking? Interesting It's not necessarily a great 'action scene' but in the Void Trilogy when the Deterrence Fleet finally kicks into gear its like, whoa, mind blown R-racing? im not generally scared of spiders- but if something surprises me i freak the hell out no matter what it is. im so easily startled! for the most part i get along well with the little buggers; i lived in the middle of the woods for most of my life so it was fairly common to have them around. theyd be in the winter clothes when you took them out of the bottom drawer after being folded all summer, or hanging out in the corners of the ceilings. as long as they kept to their part of the house and didnt pop out to startle me, we got along. but quite a few times, i'd be taking a shower without my contacts in, and realize the blurry spot in my vision was in fact a spiderbro hanging down from the ceiling. Not a valid diagnosis anymore? What does that mean? Holy shit!!! They demand TW for bestiality on the scene depicting Sonic kissing a princess (which game is it in BTW, can't remember)?!? Wow, just wow! But... But... How? I-I... dancing? Uh Wow! My first gold ever! New stupid question! I've noticed the boat to Cacto Cove keeps occasionally upping its price but I haven't seen anyone else mention it online. How high does the price go? or they closed the door on him ...But then so are the Templars... I genuinely thought he was talking about ISIS at first I got some friends to play with me this morning, we started at 6am, and i was like... hmm what time is it? its 10am, oh wow its been 4 hours! loving the station now, they got Public Enemy on do you know what the zedxsyndra has done to me " You didn't dare compare that to Goldshire Footman, did you Can you not just Rhino stomp? will be buying my first 40 packs... Crab pretzel? I'm sorry but that last sentence insinuated that you found him again and casted out your "vengeance"... Curious in what form and way. I read mega-windfury i was like I wouldn't say it grows with its fanbase. I started about 9 years ago (damn, that's long Anyone else going out to see Interstellar today? Just got tickets for 70mm IMAX.. Can I hear just one? Maybe by PM? I've never used tinder and I'd like to know what might happen. - A custom scroll bar Oh, shit, I forgot about that Is there such a thing as a non-autocratic centrally planned government? How did he acquire the tail? Holy crap... most of that sub is people suggesting changes to the game or recommending other games. Even the fans dislike the game First, this comment is from two months ago. He recovered from a near-death operation and instead of finding God like a normal person he... found Men's Rights, apparently. This guy has exactly zero empathy. Completely unable to imagine what you are actually like, he projects the circumstances under which he wouldn't reply. Which ...yow. How? He doesn't Said it before I started nightfalls for the week, got Last Word on my main, Gjallahorn on my alt _6 hours_ ? ... Have day/night cycles.. instantly thought of jurassic park and hiding/running of velociraptors in a dark forest I just learn about Noam Chomsky in psychology today... I'm not sure I believe that I'm not sure I believe that wait, what? That's my birthday I don't think so Just curious, why did he check your blood sugar? Does taking hormones increase your risk for diabetes? If that wasn't bad enough, they put Metro on Windows Server 2012. WTF? I really pity the people with data capped internet and less than 50 megabit connections >.<. I will never understand how countries with much better economy have such a shitty internet, and me in Bulgaria is downloading 20gb games in 10-20 min and paying 10 euro for it This looks friggin amazing, I like... what, how else would anyone want to paint? Animated brushes? I remember cycling colors in Deluxe Paint IV on the Amiga 500, this is pretty much that but in hyper space Is this like a USA thing or something, i have never heard of this ac40 locust LOL SHIKI ARE YOU ARGUING WITH THEM? XD You like threw a string of words xD ~~Is that like an automated response for any comment that has (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ in it? What about when your only 50 points away? same here, been playing about 5 hours myself but I am busy digging out EVERYTHING Lol yeah and if she doesnt just be like "oops...I...slipped Crazy thing is, I think it's actually both. And the thousands of potions I have consumed Seems archive.today is smarter than I thought Thought going through chefs head "ummmmm... What's in it's butt..? I've never seen that happen before. Such fur The tree bottom is fun to fish! I'm usually the only one on the water all day, so it gets a little spooky thinking about what i'm floating over and whats down there Chrom REALLY sounds like Commander Shepard Wtf happened stat? Are you fucking serious Isn't that Hera's design from the wonder woman comics? Please tell me this is what the new buildings look like Ever since 2 girls and 1 cup, I don't look at chocolate ice cream the same. You keep dcing from the trade Wow this just brings back memories of American Psycho (the book) Damn, I thought 4 was gonna be at 500 When i saw "Studio DEEN" in the animation studio section i was like " That ratio You have artists to thank. What source are you getting this from? Note that I'm not doubting you, I just have zero information on this itself and I'm curious to know where I can find some Anti-Vaxxers. They get **REALLY** mad when you point out that there's not evidence to support their arguments. Had one tell me that because I didn't believe the BS that meant that I had no God. Had to agree with her as I'm an Agnostic. May as well have said that I was the anti-christ from her reaction. Wait, I was in this game! How did I not see that!? manly? i was definitely like I thought that stream was going the other way at first. Yeah I knew about that one. Never even heard of the grenade one 1.5 years Its just a little text facial expression. Instead of being sideways like :) its right side up like .......oh. Toby Flenderson is that you? What in the world?! Omg that's meta already? But..why Holy crap, didn't expect that to work That MAC shadow color looks like it might work really well! I've looked at a lot of eyebrow pencils and powders, and none of them look anywhere close to natural on me. I have no idea why I never thought to use a shadow. ** Holy wow The funniest line is the very first one. Final Cut... "This jumped on me out of no where! It's very strange for me to see good writing around here (shh don't tell everyone else that) but the structure you're writing isn't playing nice with like sci-fi fiction I guess. What do you usual write Zhu Li doesn't have them... DAT DIFFERENCE! Yeah spoiler would be nice, not a comic reader, see things I realized haven't happened in the TV show yet Ugggh....so hairy my eyes are getting rug burn just looking at him. I wonder what the cover up will be in another 10 years.. 50%? That seems... really high. It's sort of obvious that accomplishments 6 years ago wouldn't be accomplishments today... (did you seriously expect Maple to freeze in place until you returned? Wow, this is almost too good to be true. we dont know their caste Now that you mention that, I'm just 1 rank below him You are stunning! Damn Some of them are ugly before and after though It seems to me that Maud was portrayed as mental... Is shiny KB Manaphy even possible? You kick Sorc Healers because they are Sorcs? This is the first i've heard of co-op coming any time soon oh sure! Please just add me, then iLL get ya after 2 hours maybe? iLL just have my dinner >_< and message me at those times for me to remember Nice vid, may I know the rune of your phoenix? That 19k is it soon? is this shopped? i don't remember him having forehead this big 0% are poorer than me and 100% are richer Don't forget IT people. I used to play D&D with an IT consultant and *holy shit* the number of times our game was interrupted by phone calls... from people who weren't actual clients. Es verdad, si vas a través de la web te pide contraseña, qué misterio más misterioso I'm just sitting here disliking both your name and views together made me think.... WTF are you?? What? So how can you tell the difference between dark soy sauce and light soy sauce, and do you have any brand recommendations? I asked a local Korean market owner for a soy sauce recommendation, and he asks "do you want a thin soy sauce, or thick soy sauce?" and I'm just like "there are different thicknesses!? Thin I guess? Which would mean a person's skin would be ripped off when flying on mega evolved lati@s at high speed without wearing any protector gears. I think you just triggered my fight or flight response. Seriously my heart rate went up Until you get the dreaded power drain debuff On occasion, I do use headphones and still don't hear anything. That's the worrying thing Whoa, where'd you hear about an animated series? Happy cake day!! also, winter mini session props? Sammarinese. I have ancestry from there but I live in Ohio. Are you saying that San Marino is used a lot? I almost never see it WAT!!!?!?!?!? you won champions league the most You want 198$ for a 202$ gun on the market? Ni que la situación actual fuese viable Hmm, that's rather strange. It looks like your phone is using a 180x180 icon I had created to test, but already deleted from the theme before the beta Imagine hotboxing a fucking plane ...how I never asked anything There's a Frost Corporations may be people, but they don't actually have bodies. How do you threaten bodily harm against an abstract social construct? LOL wtf did i just read?? I hadn't watched any of that until now... oh my god the Vitality Shards infinite progression idea and starting the game with all of your skills would've been so fucking awesome. I'll pick Umi's supersonic pillow anytime thank you. That sadistic looking Kotori expression scares the hell out of me. From cutest picture to horror time wait arn't u and mtflash are the same guy O_O_O_O_ How are Trevenant, Aegislash, and Gourgiest from Unova? Your favorite ghost Pokemon is Bannette btw, but it should be Gengar Candy cane tea? What's funny is now that you guys mention it; and I got a double look at it...the chair and the table I actually owned once. IKEA made those around 2000, and they're make of teak. They were pretty sturdy, but loved to collect dust in those square holes. Both actually fold up (which is great if you have them on a snowy patio). I never put mine through such abuse but I'm also amazed that planet didn't snap the pegs clean off them. Shame IKEA doesn't make those anymore. I'd be tempted to buy some more after seeing this impromptu "durability test". I think he meant by weeks was like 2-4. That doesn't even look like poop should look like. Your grandma looks like Bilbo at the end of the LOTR trilogy 943 attempts Pad-hent....i dont even want to know we both like to switch positions You have not heard of all the countries? Would that have been a mind fuck and a half "alpha" and "professional" Wow dude wtf?! Its him!! wut Is it, is it really And little billy can spend 6 hours waiting for it to download Christmas Morning. I feel a little creepy seeing all these pictures What D: spend 5 minutes in my stream to be proven wrong.. i'm actually the calmest gamer you'll ever meet An Omen! i have a friend that is a p.i. she has one of these and says people use them to put mini sd cards in to hide... things. I would imagine that NYC fans aren't exactly pleased either. But they can take away content you've already purchased? Jesus Charlton's hair in that first clip Don't think too much into it. Seriously. iceberg_sweats, are the little slabs on the left different strains than the slightly larger slabs on the right? They look different abathur is a her My fiancée just forced me to attempt to emulate these. We only really saw the elephant. Oh HOLY COW. Nevermind. Teenaged Varrick. I've seen this several times and only just now noticed that he actually has a towel on his head. Giant squids Or maybe we've only gone meta because you said we did. I think I get off on confrontation Viridi admiring Link's 'dreamy clawshot' Wow, this surprises me. Thought it would be quite a bit larger I can't understand that Holy shit number 7 And Ichigo is going to be all like I sold my first Zspear for 6.7m. 2 days ago I got another one and sold it for 5.3m How?! Looks more like a poster for C&C:Ukraine Conflict. For a second, I thought that icy ridge to the persons immediate right was a stream of pee SHIT!!!! Defense is going to have a hard night OH GOD THE WALLS ARE RUSTING AND BREAKING APART!! I've always thought Varrick was a babe, but in this most recent episode it's crazy how cute he is. LSU illegal procedure on the kickoff I wonder why in-raid mounts can't then > Explosive sheep is a neutral AOE. While I can't think of a specific deck that benefits from it too much off the top of my head, it sounds like a great way to shore up gaps in decks that otherwise lose to early board flooding. And uh. Nerubian egg synergy? shrug I'm sure he knows me what did that tweet say? I'm looking at all the Purplecat Creatives soap whips like I'm not gonna rag on her body. I'm just confused about... the nakedness. I'm against catcalling. But uh. Image 20. Check it out. Several stretches of 2 years. Good times ¯_\__( Your Shep looks a lot like my Shep Why in the hell That's.. soo much money for just a streaming service. For real. If numbers like that are going around, I'm thinking it's because the money is going to other services as well. But wtf. WEll…..I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway. EYES = OPEN. Do you think... do you think he jerked off with it? I think there was this ad and it goes like this: YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAM... Wait...what? His eye is like an imploding sun star nova thing... wat the fuck is that shit. fuck huma curiosity. good thing i had a .5 second reaction to close before it even moves. fuck my eyes. Rain flag?! Since when one can't curse on reddit Hello? Wow they managed to put the embodiment of satan in that picture. And I'm an atheist Idk if you guys noticed or not, but, the goggles are impregnating her How did you get the horse? the lab ray's telling me to zap my draik i really don't want to sound offensive here, but if you're getting 80% of the kills doesn't that mean you are going around spamming ult? Because I would've not gotten anything as well either as long as I'm near you. What the fuck... No shit everything in this post is so on point, even the bit about having a loving family and friends doing the whole "oh whenever you need me I'm there" thing but never actually sticking to it and being afraid of not getting in to Universities cause of bad grades It was so sneaky I myself didn't even realize it. Tyrogue So I'm 16 years old.. living in year 5 CE? WOW! But... how did you do that? What if... they're both twats Liquid pouring from keyboard? Open that sucker up, how is that not an obvious solution What the hell is that shopping cart *made* of? It's not even bowed... I live two doors down from the man arrested in High Wycombe. It was a media circus here on Friday. There were armed units here with a multitude of agencies to break down this guys door at about 8.30pm Thursday night. It's been a crazy weekend cause people can keep making smurfs and ruine game for people I never said it was How is "Over 500$" the biggest group?! I don't even have that much money ... I did'nt know there were that many people who spent that amount of money ... wow. You sure do love LoL ... Europawahl? I know right Well, I expected the cannibalism as soon as you said 'veal' You've never heard of Candyland? I swear my balance increased yesterday by several hundred points, but they're not actually showing up in my account activity. Well now I'm really curious as to why? Moooooo! nice karma I'd add you but I don't have games you own. Oh man, that street preacher would hate me. That set reminds of a FFXI bad guy. The yoga posses are just... Jesus, those cheers for Massa Didn't even watch after the first "I JUST PLAYED JAAAAX." The autotune was just wayyyy too much. Where is that button? interesting Wait is StarLeague coming back? I was coming here to say the same thing. OMG. Now I totally understand why her mouth was closed in every pic. Now this Tumblrina is even more compelling. How does one eat themself that huge with a grill like that??? damn gj, you trying link between worlds on hero mode too? What plane used 105mm shells? HOLY SHIT they actually have proper boots and ears! It got pretty high by the end lol. Just imagine my face ( i've spent $250 in total on hats Is this real life? neutral spells? ?..... yes i know, im not sure what you are saying here Itachi's trying to make out with Sakura? When did fnatic lose to those teams? uhm, your not the only one It's not like you can change the controller, or get a replay or anything else nintendo can do. Wtf is wrong with you guys? Why do I get attacked like that I'm not sure how people think its "time to buff X Champion"... not flaming, just wondering Oh my god, it does ikr? k so fast I, uh, I don't get it. ELI5 what's going on in this picture? I understand normal exposure shots, but... you shot the inside of a tea can? As long as excalibur is alive they shouldn't be able to cap points, javelin stuns them and it has 58 meter range you got a complete S set for TTS ??? For what? There's a red version? Why? 4 gols That pass! I thought Chorong denied Naeun's high five. You saying this almost makes me *want* us to lose sov Haha I may not always have time to respond right away (I'm a teacher and currently building a theatre program from scratch at the school I work at - somuchstress I thought you couldn't sell/trade AH licenses? Wow So I have my first Tinder date tonight! If I end up locked in this girl's basement, it has been great talking with you all! (Honestly she seems awesome, but might be too much for me to handle) Football has not been the same since Brazil! You have wooden pants? Mormception Favorite parts are the alternative Teen spirit intro, the part where he asks the audience to tell his wife they love her, and at the end where he accidentally tells a kid, who's a cancer survivor, not to smoke. Oh... there's too many! I'm way too sober for any of that It has begun Superman? Wait..Can Thanos combat intangibility? Can he stop him self from being possessed? Holy shit who *CAN* stop a bloodlusted Danny? The hell? Hahaha nah the kid just had to wait until after the games! WILSON IS BACK Cool n' all, but one could not simply watch through that video without dying. Oh many, that old shop window. What are you talking about exactly? I got all my gear? Are you kidding me? The most hours I ever achieved was the max (999:59) on Diamond. Then Platinum came out and I was like Newer Excel goes much deeper, maybe as high as 30-50. Office XP vs Office 2010 was i though he was old? And those are scars? Imma cum in dat mouth Boi I just realized /u/iAZNftw has been a redditor for only 16 more days than I have FB as in Facebook? can I just add you for octillery? I have been looking forever for that Oh... Fuck that shit... Scrunchie pigtails? Naw, never gets old out gunning people and getting a 5+ KDR in a game. Highest KDR I've gotten was 24.0 I am still friends with my childhood friend, but...she's in prison. I probably shouldn't hang around with her anymore but I've known her for so long, it's a difficult situation Err, good for them? Whoa, that makes me think you *are* an axe murderer... How is PCSX2 a poorly made emulator? Wow, her name actually is North West WHAT WAS THAT? JESUS This is an NFL thread, anyone can come in here. This isn't just for you and bears fans. I was the only one that didn't do a dc related banner Matching swimsuits from where to where with what packs You've never seen a lion eating a zebra? There is another tea rose thing?? Dang, time to research that guy. a holding penalty on them? Bloody hell! But then my runway is 10 feet long WHERE CAN I GET THESE. I NEEDED THESE YESTERDAY. Yes, caps was intended, I'm so hyped for these ya but doesn't it cost like 9k RP just to 'attempt' to upgrade that S? I suspect wells not working is not coincidence, but rather intent on dev's part. They want to torture us with thirst, like this poor zombie lady !! You have really weird toilets Nothing was said about this unexpected maintenance?! What the fuck was that ? I love the desk Christ, the roam potential... How do you even play with that crosshair? ..thanks, i guess i never noticed re: billie dean's last name being howard, like his Why is the second video in the playlist blocked in America? He had been posting in /r/doge for more than half a year, and had a post removed for violating the no being rule. Holy crap thats a year away My first thought after watching this was, "that was wrong." This was the first comment I see. My face is all like *** Is this real? Your? Honestly, you can party all year round in those clubs when its not that crowded, what makes you want to do that on NYE Oh wow, I better not be up that late Oh my god? Reddit gold? What? Well i think i will actually try to read the series dat ass has never been such an understatement...damn You went to minmus before mun?! Don't know why but i read this as anal kondo yo ya te vote xddddddd, ¿pues no se porque negativos... Digital google gift cards, incredibly, don't exist yet. now was it 3am or 12am PST ? I just downloaded it off of Google Play Store for free. How'd you know I was in PA?? I've sunk hundreds of hours into that game on a variety of difficulties, and I've never once seen nukes used Future Maxwell got a buff in JP; her 33hit SBB got a x2 droprate boost making it 66BC drop rate What did I just watch? Could be... Gonna go check now... I was ready to buy. Mate, can you post any kind of proof? That's insane. Really? Because the replay I watched was from an Assault match Geeeeeeet farrked. You killed him with a fucking Polypore staff? I swear to god. If my crush said he was anything other than straight (Bi, Gay, Trans-female, IDC) I WOULD ASK HIM OUT ON THE SPOT Oh yeah... they sure are.... Wow, a programmer alter-ego... What's wrong with it now? Schools have security now?! Just played against a Darius as Urgot. Laning was Hell, but holy shit late game Dervish Armor What were you using if not Audacity But Sudowoodo is a rock type Are pretzel that rare were you life that you can't just get one at the bakery or something? My mom does this if she's already had lunch when I get home from school. She sits at the dinner table with me and just silently stares. 21-26 years old and have been a couple for 8 years My friend's sister, and her friend, went to see Sweeny Todd knowing little about except that it *was* a musical. Probably not from advertising, maybe just from knowing about musicals generally. My friend went to see something different and apparently his sister was rather ** You just need to be smart with your invades, same as before HOLY SHIT DUDE. i was d5 27 lp and woke up plat 1 two days before D-day. im rushing so much shit right now They are huge Yeah, the guy only won LPL 3 times. What a bad player. Wonder if Deft is trolling. Won't believe until EDG confirm it. Surprised that Richard Lewis didn't post anything about it Pretty hot. My god is this how 18 years old look. Where did that happen? He looks scared of all the filters he is behind $3500 for a 1 bedroom? Since going with a solid transmission mount, my transmission whirring is louder than my exhaust in the car sometimes. Eh... I'm like the opposite of an emotional eater though so it's not appealing Esattamente come il sottoscritto, uso fb solo per seguire quelli di top gear e qualche artista (solo quelli che pubblicano poco o evitano di asciugare con dettagli di vita privata). Zero amici ma ogni tanto arriva qualche richiesta Ah yeah, nothing like that in Reddit Is Fun. You have FOUR reddit accounts? GTX 980 paired with a 22" / 60Hz monitor? Are you serious? That koneko at the end Someone took my name and also likes MLP porn? Dude, at first I was like "lol", but then Burt scared the shit out of me. Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuunnn!!! I don't watch OUAT but are they trying to reenact the entire Frozen movie or something God, I know you probably meant a demo like the FPS demo we had but I just imagined getting a mission to play and I went Downloading it now! I have 1 and 1/2 stacks of name tags from ado fishing and a half chest of similar poles. 6 chest of fish this guy doesn't even smart cast for his gate, hell dawg Yeah me too, and I'm not even a girl Why you call the rasta guy "the robot shoe"? Why will some hotels not rent to locals? Woah...that's pretty damn impressive, did you use the bow? I don't think I can get that time using grongigas and a S+1/awaken set outdoor kitchens are the best, awesome work (> With the EA access do you have to buy the game digitally to get the 6hrs of play time or just have EA access? I'm curious as I am getting a physical copy, but wouldn't mind playing a bit 5 days ahead. With luck it would stave off madness Also looks like the energy upgrade capsule from Super Metroid... Curses. I also forgot to put the Strat tournament on Saturday. I am so bad at this So many new feats I don't have any advice for you, I'm afraid. But can I ask how you cut your own hair? I desperately need a haircut but I refuse to go back to my hairdressers if they keep charging me for things like *hot water* and *using a towel* FFWD to 21:32.. "Slow Manny" on the heavy bag. You could buy your own land for less than that for a small time then own it. Sorry, but that's fucking terrifying Alph has eyelids. When he looks sad or angry you'll see them. His neutral look/face is surprised looking though. Huh? I don't see how that's related. It's not until you're almost level that you see just how fast they go How is that possible? An ignore is an ignore. Problem with that is that we had two tepigs And this is the only thing? Wait WHAT Apparently in Ontario that is the case That was very dark That ending there was literally like hurting cats I remember people would say they were happy to pay $17.00 a a set... Yea, I'm dreading that part. I think the lower adult level of comprehension is having at least 2,000 kanji memorized Open a contact, swipe right and your contact history (incl. emails, calls, txt) is right there. MS could expand on this functionality with files, calendar, notes etc. but as with Skype Qik somehow it makes more sense to write a whole new app?? I LOVE EASY LOVERR!!!!!!! My last Mint Julep mask dried up, so I'm a little hesitant to buy 2. Any idea how long they last in the tube before drying up? I would enjoy having a bigger reef, and maybe sometime in the future that will be possible but as of now (college student) I can't really afford anything that isn't nano. I'm use to the maintance of a small tank, and is a lot more stress releiving for me to care for a tank than it is to study for my midterms, =P. However even then the critters, intrigue me more than the fish and I know that with 20g I'm only going to be limited to 1 fish in general. I still don't see it as a bad thing, as my dream SW fish was always a lionfish =D, but those freaking crabs, and shrimp and snails are still damn to cool to look at, espicially with corals, and moving ?anomones? (which I had NO IDEA they can walk.. And i could carve for a put any where cargo bay OH GOD O_O nose cone cargo bay would be amazing. And if you do a longer version for tails or longer nose would be GODLY. That's pretty shady/assaulty I wasn't rating cooking Why is the "Official Barbara" tag have a picture of Gus? Explains why I have only gotten 1 Sphere Frog from it... How the FUCK did you do that. good point. wait you mean people dont go to gay scenes "with friends"? Holy shit. OP just delivered Yes. Yes it is. HEY, GOD DAMMIT! JAGR IS OFF LIMIT OMG how could they remove the ornaments from the Xmas skin?! WTF RIOT! That's like removing the grave stones from the Halloween skin! This is awful! ps Totemic looks great You semi x-posted it? What, a sky-base? :O so when people in Silver are telling me to get cancer what they actually mean is "Get jxcream(cancer)". You formatted that text wrong, but you know what? It doesn't really matter... ^(woah^ Wait, what? ((((((((( Oh, wow. I saw that The Body Shop is doing an advent calendar as well... although at $129 a pop, i think i'll just stick to the regular chocolate ones! crocodile dundledow? [](/speckstare) WoW, that grind doe. When your girlfriends name is lindsay allen and you read that last sentence You guys also have great asses Believe me, any time we see Kesler fly in and shoot one of the post/crossbar or (even better) high and wide, Canucks fans are going to get a good kick out of it. For all eternity. Because it felt like eternity watching him fly up the ice and do it over... and over... and over... and over... Huh... see, even I didn't know we had a wiki Benji was wide-fucking open. That throw NO!!! Does it give you some hope too, or is it just utterly confusing? Who is he (ahem) and he's somehow not playing in v.high I'm confused too....Looks like part of a zipper.... And you poached our rules too, hmm? What the fuck happened here? Well it's been happening all day and my internet is fine Naruto and Sasuke with their parents...the pose..the faces...it just don't seem right I was going to comment on it, too WAIT. Is the Captain Essen? Is this "ooooooooooAYYYYYYY" chant the spirit of Daniel Bryan? especially you No idea what people are cheering about Not faction specific? This is all kinds of weird. Anyone else thrown off by the layout of the pictures? Well, me & my big mouth, & all I can think of saying after seeing the actual content is this; -blink blink- Does this mean that he didn't eviscerate the offender with a gladius? omg i totally forgot about energy drain... You got Wilson for Bortles Also, isn't readability affected by the amount of whitespace on a page? I just started using LaTeX to typeset my math homework, and I was suprised that the default way to render pages was just to have the center 60% of the total area contain text. The LaTeX documentation vaguely mentions studies that this improves readability for most people. Dayum man, you're wicked good with that thing But aren't Thrulls...zombies? How do you know that? Are you suggesting that he would only respond if it depends on things he do care about? Let's hope it doesn't come to this! I was online just a couple hours ago and it was raining at night God I hope so dude. I just watched all of the tv series and the first movie dubbed. I can't imagine diving into subbed WTF is this all about? That i've done my military service. I was like "no way" even on the last year of the college, 6 months later i went to army though So many requirements I seriously don't understand, how is this even possible.I mean if this guy just hit lvl 30 2 days ago he is supposed to be a noob, not gold 4 elo level.....WAAT?? sdfpjkdgfzkndfbpijragpjgr this is so fucking awesome If you stare at it long enough they start to seem like the same person I'm from Texas, and I always hear nowadays. Actually, I don't think I've ever heard "oftentimes anymore." Maybe I'm not southern enough ...What happened to Dugtrio? I'm hoping that roll pin in the buffer didn't have any sharp edges on it... Why was this tagged as science? OUTTA NOWHERE Heard you quit all of a sudden? I am so grateful for my avid reader girlfriend right now. We should read together more often. I don't see anything 54 Send some of that dosh to The Fox Project or something, will you... ¯ \ ( Yes, sorry you worded that weirdly...but,if you mean what i think you mean then what does the game being out of beta have to do with it How is he so big? thoorin was right I did talk with a rep using the live support about this issue, and they said while it shouldn't raise any false flags, it's not really something they can recommend abusing as it might be fixed in the future or something. It's easier for me to understand the need of nerfing some locations, than, after 2+ years, players "need" to farm in this game McChicken I'd like one where nova does that too. Also vergil, or maybe even Magneto I dunno, Harley is always 'litte girl' to me, and then she gets mad i have none of those. Shoul'd i be worried ? Yep, I read his first comments and sorta agreed, then I read his other ones and was like, " wait... this is an illustration, isn't it? 300??? how do you even exit the ship Nice Jesus fucking Christ you Americans with your damn crawlspaces, nothing good ever came out of those. Anyway, get out of that damn house ffs When are you multiple people? I don't watch music videos, so when I actually saw the music video and saw she wasn't black my face was mostly all Mine keep making a habit of buying edinson cavani O_O pile of kittahs That. Is. Amazing Your story made me curious so I googled to see whether anybody makes studded fatbike tires. Because I figured you could use 'em. Anyway, yes. Yes they do. And they are like $200/tire. ... Holy crap. Wow who did that? Wait... Zelda Williams?? As in Robin Williams daughter?!? Detroit vs. backup Drew Stanton ranks in at 14th? Can I be a lender using btcjam? Son of a... Looks like it ...Wow. That's... really bad Or the all of Tamriel. Oh god, why. Please shoot them off the road with an RPG this motherfucker went 6 years between comments D'aww. You're like the Marquez ~~brothers~~ brother and sister. did... did you just grow a 3rd eyeball on your chin? My grandma was a nurse. My dad remembers she used to come home after working a night shift in the burn ward and she would tell her stories. Then he wouldn't be able to eat breakfast xD She's quite the gossiper... She does it to me too! For example, she texted me randomly to tell me that my aunt had to get surgery for cellulitis. She then proceeded to explain to me the surgical procedure for cellulitis This has absolutely NOTHING to do with xenophobia. This is about a massive language barrier in a game that revolves around cooperative play. How are you supposed to be cooperative if you can't speak their language? It's kind of common sense here.. Harcon? totally agree. I primarily throw bosses and destroyers and yet I can consistently get the thunderbird as far as or farther than the boss or destroyer. Everytime I feel Im sitting on a heater, I wake up with hemroids! Really really realllllyyyyy, not looking forward to this now. Did not expect to get this many upvotes and comments I read it as 100 Anti-Aircraft batteries. That's a plant In that gif it looks like the red car is turning right from the inner ring I once fell right through the floor on Embassy level and teleported to the Purgatory. oh god where did my monday go I want a house like this. I got an fps boost with 0.09 what shoes I... think your game might be broken woah bro o.o i got the same penalty too Why are you still using the beta? **Rant:** I woke up this morning after using my AHA and I have a new brown spot on my cheek??! It definitely wasn't there last night. Is it like an under skin pimple? It looks like PIH. I'm so confused... any ideas? Why NSFW? Fantastic - and I have a truly strange question. Ive considered cosplaying her myself - I love She Who is Life *a lot*. My question(s): how do the bottoms work? What do you make the stiff straps out of? It just looks maddeningly uncomfortable and I cant imagine how you get in/out. But what if they're after something human made? What is this bootcamp? m8 what is that spooky song at 10 seconds? don't praise me too much, I use emacs! What? What do you even mean Might be my specs..All AMD. Sometimes AMD makes no sense for me. In a few Unreal Engine games I get more fps the more Anti-Aliasing I have but they dont have detec to destroy it 8 different versions of Try it Out im am not Or when dubstep is taught about in music appreciation classes I must have missed this one Yes, because all they need to do is show up and grab it Pet Cemetery 2014 Crap, that fact about Law being older than Sabo should not have surprised me considering I knew both of their ages.. but i never really compared the two before. I am a little shocked. I think its more that im surprised that laws 4 years older than sabo. Which makes him like 7 years older than Luffy. ...I'm actually sad that you're in Houston and over a thousand miles away from where I am. You're amazing and I would totally date you. He denies the climate?!? Deep Blue evolved. that trolling sarcasm.... Ничего себе вы водолаз! Я в такие ресурсы не погружаюсь. Вплоть до того, что мой соседний коммент про марсиан был независим от вашего Are you trying to argue against me that martial arts don't use weight and energy distribution to accomplish... well, nearly everything Also I feel I should point out that we don't have confirmation that it was EA was behind this decision. Most of it is speculation until otherwise confirmed. But it doesn't matter because any goodwill that EA has managed to get (Origin customer service is better that Steam's I foresee an issue. He reads up on Combat Maneuvers, he learns them. You plan an early level campaign. He goes Sunder specializing. He fucks up all your plans for the next 3 sessions before you adjust. Then he retrains Ehm ... You compare it to #NotYourShield There sure is a lot of Ikes. then what are you Just downloading update again. Sorry for delay, internet hiccup When I worked in an ER we'd get people come in with various objects stuck or lost in their ass. The weirdest, to me, was always the ones that'd stuck light bulbs up there. Sometimes they came in because they couldn't remove the bulb and sometimes because the bulb had broken. I can't believe you would get so angry over something so little, BABY_CUNT_PUNCHER Well people were quick to ship these two. I did have a thought though. If they did eventually get together how OP would their kids be? Uchiha + Uzumaki + Hyuuga genes + affiliation for healing techniques... I foresee an issue. He reads up on Combat Maneuvers, he learned them. You play mid level campaign. He goes trip specializing. He fucks up all your plans for the next 3 sessions before you adjust. Then he retrains Good lord, I'm 5'10 and he looks like he'd absolutely tower over me Great username Hi It does feel like pissing into the ocean at times though doesn't it? jesus christ. Wtf that never happened What you can swap character during a game? I don't get how your friend was able to reclaim everyone, do they play in a league with no waivers? At first glance I read that title as "I killed someone for the first time in ~5 years today" and was like wtf Those are swordfish? I thought those where Sharks Was this an EA employee who played? Are they southern? the entire room is blondes, and old dudes... He didn't annoy me What, what event happened that caused this... So Select, then Group By YEAR(O_ORDERDATE) instead of just I switched to T-Mobile from Verizon and I've actually found their coverage to be better. Who doesn't want metro 2033? Reports from victims suggest it affects the mind O_o| that’s like my 1.5 years payment How coincidental was it to have nrootn post this message... Oh wow, at first I thought that the game just messed up and went from 43-75 in one kill somehow, but then I watched the video Yes and then after a few seconds realizing its not... Suddenly World of Warcraft's drop rates seems like christmas presents raining from the skies Jesus Christ (pardon me if that offends you, I'm entirely sure), those people are nuts. .....unless in the MCU, Halo is on PS only Actually, starting E was better, and the nerfed his survival at the same time Ive seen other people who aren't mod have multiple flairs Rat boy cheating on Brooke? What if the manuscript was mixed in with all those files It felt very strange to me for sure! My dream was kinda, scary too, (already said that sorry) and it had Fire in it a lot of fire... I did a lot of planning - I came up with my idea back in March. Any moment I'm expecting to hit the end of my ideas and not know what to do with myself What is this, an except from a therapy session or something? I hope not or it sounds like troll therapy.. Yikes Can't unseen. Hmm, how many battle readies would you want for a code? and i thought FNAF couldn't get any scarier Yikes, a strange odor doesn't sound good is that pokemon yellow? Hahahaha. Oh dang. I would do that too, but I have a weird obsessive habit of splaying out all my stuff horizontally across a flat surface so that I can access everything. Hahaha that too..... What's that gun? last i heard hes gyming alot, benching 80kg This is a great idea, i wish i had kept my original 54 inch pants (now i wear a 34 Oh... i randomly included the Tau for some reason Are you wearing a circle lens on your right eye, or does iritis somehow make the limbal ring of your left eye disappear? *AND give him his money back... Another Hoosier AND YOUR SOUL. O_O 0_0 wow I've never thought they will have chance like this Dude. It's seriously a problem when we take pics of our items just to look at them later. How can you predict your Tomorrows MS result??? Help me senpai!! Nothing works better for me than DxTory That's a definite keep. Now trade it to me. WOW. That's an incredible story. Is that true? You worked on LBP3? Oh, wow. That's incredibly cruel. It's a wonder so many passed judging from that description. <( Nov 13th was a Friday also. Friday the 13th. Maybe...maybe they are a disguise. I'm like beef jerky... salty, tough, and been on the shelf too long I don't know if it's 'cause I've just woken up, but I have no idea what that means I have a gallon jar that I really like for cabbage. I can get two heads in that sucker, which is about what I go through between ferments. My kraut stayed at room temperature... 70 deg F... for it's fermentation. I don't think I can convince my wife to be cold so I can make better cabbage. Holy crap, that's on point. I want to see your gallery Wow nice! While you are at it could you make a mod that increases the world height too... I'm joking... Or am i... Bi-sexy..? You should do more with your life, I recommend a few hits of LSD to really open your mind ** Oh please, please jump in, no problem and thank you! :D I heard a lot of good things about the skinfood salmon concealer, but it looks very warm to me so I fear it won't match u.u Have to build up the courage to try it out in store I guess... do you happen to know how much it is? I looked it up on Gmarket and found some very expensive prices which I think might not be right (40$ and 110$ My boyfriend does the same with the Pumpkin Delights that Little Debbie or Hostess or whoever puts out. He seriously bought 12 boxes at the store the other day because they had 12 on the shelf Damn, why do you have a horse in your house? Damn dyslexia We started more or less with Wave and Terrible who are both friends. I met them while playing a game (I think) and from there we decided we wanted to get better together and probably join a team. We played with a lot of different people around that time so we were definately keeping an eye out, but we didn't do official tryouts per se, just playing to see if our styles mesh well. I saw Xaephira in a few games and thought he was really talented so I insisted we have him, and I felt 2 others were pretty good but in the end they were either too capricious or not skilled enough to click. I'm not sure who invited Lex actually (I think it was Terrible? The stream screen is black but audio works Sorry, my art style has a tendency to get rather chaotic. Nicking the sick child? Oh, the thing you're describing is what I've always seen done. Thefuq pugs are you joining? [For me it felt like she wanted to force an abortion with some kind of medicine. "I might be able to get to a hospital with this". There she gets what she wants and then she comes back Need to take her to the Maury show because my Warden is black. He knocked out maru wait... I thought naked was a normal thing while purchasing BTC... Gotta watch this next time I smoke some Boy, they look like a real bundle of joy. TIL people uninstall Civ. Not sure, but he did have a drastically different voice when he played Solidus. Very aggressive. What was freaky was in the trailer for MGS2 they have his line "This is my son. I taught him everything." And it almost sounds like Solid. I don't see it either. Weird that they would remove that Are defense up boost given by units same as defense up boost from Seals (Dark, Thunder Seals etc) ? That's very good How are people lower than level 25 in an hour long game Wait, am I seriously the only one? What the heck do you drive that only has 85hp? My Triumph 675 is no MotoGP bike.. not even Moto2 and had 100hp. She's gotten to the point of where she appears Obesinese. I'd be so happy. I had an HTC M8, switched to the IPhone 6 plus(idiotic move) and sold it. Now I'm stuck with my old Galaxy S3 /: Seeing as how Motorola has already taken the money out of my Accnt..having the phone shipped out tomorrow would be a pleasant surprise. Then again I have an estimated delivery date of 11/26 soooo.. I... I don't know... Holy shit. This changes everything. ...he can get buffed by the Channeler?! I don't understand. How do you not know which gun jinx is using anyway? If she is using the mini-gun, she's holding it at her side. If she's using the rocket, she's resting fishbones on her shoulder. Thank you. Pardon my ignorance but what are lentils? Grains? I'm from small town middle America and we don't get to generous on branching out from spaghetti. And do you buy curry in a jar or something? My town has 1 indian restaurant. That's the only time I've ever had curry. (Which I love but have no clue how to make) your idea with the juice is brilliant! I need to do this BC my SO drinks like the whole thing of juice in one day. seriously? Best case? Mono won't be necessary since .NET can be made compatible with non Windows operative systems (or is it the other way around, the operating systems being copmatible with .NET? Yeah don't sneeze! I did once and it got all over my face lol never again It just says elephant. So....so you`re like a legend...a hero. Raise? Honestly, I know this sounds stupid but i never read her 2nd skill description. I just new that it was easy to max and it activated after killing with the first skill... So when I saw the damage i was like Che ca$$o di Divina Commedia hai letto? So many games. I think at least HALF the Linux games list is at least 50% or more right now. It's from a political debate at a high school Me too Holy fuck Tracer is a pilot So what would you do with it? loves to build bridges but name is bridgehater so shred chicken .. add hot sauce? It is not the top comment. Which thread are you reading? No BXR? WHAT ??? HOLD YOUR HORSES NOW, we are going to the sky cause that is where the moon locate or do you have another idea??? I didn't mean anything romantic, dude I think it got sniped already Not to normal people. If your eyes dilate at different rates (noticeably) then you should probably get that checked out. I have a friend who has something (forget the name) but his pupils are slightly different sizes, can't notice it at all but on MDMA he definitely gets the I already have Yeah... Umm ok. We rarely produce very smelly farts. I'd be legit upset if he was, like, regularly emitting sulfurous gas at me when I'm trying to watch TV. Every now and then one of us has an actually smelly fart and we're both like " I can't get over his moose-sized hands now. Let's see. So you don't want both a male and female 5IV Spinaraks for your 4IVs? xD You just said you'd take 1 4IV for another 4IV, so why can't you take the 5IVs? Where can I get this texture pack You mean to tell me you dont think Twintail is the AOTS Oh okay, i knew about world after satan (but didn't know how to unlock it), but i've never heard about 1 more boss I feel like I'm eavesdropping on someones conversation I didn't even notice that and now I can't *not* notice it. My boy does the same, though his face is a lot more... Wow! Quite a challenge Is it?! Ill have tissues ready Is it normal to have swollen ankles and not swollen feet? Did any of these people go to school? I WANT THAT Same here, I have one from each of the previous shows I've been to so I was pretty down. Dat gold one tho... take my money what makes you think this is legal in europe? I'm dropping quickly too ... looking at my battery usage, it says my screen has been on the entire time. I don't know what's going on anymore I never knew there was a name for this, let alone any study into it I know the guy that has mine. As recently as my last bike, the Suzuki was still registered in my name Getting into Silver was a time sink for him? Imagine if the primary photographer had been a dick and passed it off as if you were in the wrong place Resell a non-starter item ran into a merc during the rakghoul event that was wearing all willpower gear.. we tried telling him to get AIM but he said he wanted to be a "Jedi Merc" I thought that said Death for a second. So that's a real picture, not just a rendering? Re-send, did not get it. And wow. Dat dedication in finding friends from an insanely old thread. Sent invite, my W/L siegfried is lvl 67 with 1 awakening tho Where where where??? West coast bro ......throws up a W....quickly hides to avoid being shot Actually I wasn't talking back - I wasn't talking at all. I don't remember the exact context but I think I was picking something up off the table and she said something along the lines of "no don't do that." So then I walked back to the table and put whatever I was holding back down and she didn't like the way I did that, thought I was giving her attitude...so she slapped me in the face twice really hard... hmm, are those Marksman badges under your ribbons? didn't know that you could earn those in MCJROTC... But what should it do? Explodong laser? Stream of explosive tears? Arched laser ( Help Good lord, Anya has ice in her veins, ripping the tracker out with her teeth p-pero... no era que "(m)" significa hombre? can't... unsee... boobs Must, be, strong. Must, resist, need, to, fix, grammar, issues. Who the heck is that hand attached to? I wasn't before now after like 2 months of Comp 9 I just notice these issues so much more You're the reason the Medici bank fails That's plenty good enough for me. I literally spent less than a minute on each image. If I'd known so many people would see them I might have spent a little more time Don't tell me there's ebola in onions. What do you mean you can't disable it? I have mine disabled. I did it with an 8GB SD Card, though. That can affect things? Shh Morello might hear ...I honestly thought this was an r/nofap post at first ( Yeah, I read one story that said he actually spun the front from braking so damn hard. Also Melinda May is supposedly 50 (because of Ming-Na Wen's age) and she had sex with Grant... What? I get paid this Friday. Wait... so you came to a subreddit dedicated to a show that wrapped up months ago expecting to not see a spoiler? I did. And I enjoyed it too Uh I'm confused, what damage penalty does Gravion have? It doesn't say anything on the data mine thing and do others have this random penalty My computer just clicked weird and opened this thread twice. Ohh I see! So you're like me huh, you buy figures even though you have no idea about their background or storyline. I have panty and stocking metamorphose edition figures and I've only watched 2 episodes. XD They're just too beautiful to resist, which I'm sure is why you purchased your figures too. Plus, is the first figure really around 12 inches tall? Cause that's HUGE I ended up overdosing on the D4 just now and it could NOT reroll anymore. i was at the end of the item pool it doesnt refresh like the item pool would refresh for item rooms and such No joke The fade was my favorite part of the Game Yeahhhhh they prefer being homeless... Did not know.... phone guy lied to me This is weird thanks man, and yeah right, im curently in 1000-1100 arena points. ill be using this lineup then to improve my chance of defense. It's happening! I see that from 5 until I go to bed... I misread that as Loki and Coulson *taking a shit* at each other and was like: Is that a NGNL reference in your guild name? Carry around dwarves to throw at people... That sounded like a hell of a slap I've got to get some sleep, I read this as "The view from hunting the blind" at first and was like Looks cool although improvised cap looked like something that nazi gestapo agents were wearing I love how he says BI should fire dude making graphics only to hire more dudes making graphics, but in the end they should not do the graphics too often. Like isn't just complete nonsence? I ran 3 normal raids without any gear drops (but AE and Pred Revenge (: ). Then I ran my first hard raid: 3 pieces of raid gear off the Templar, only head gear missing. Atheon then gave me TWO helms. I think I need sleep I was born a little over nine months from my dads birthday Holy god what did I just see ∑( 15 but a lolicon Within limits. Don't randomly grope or something. Didn't know Genesect could learn that I...I just...how is this even possible? How did they fit a body in the innkeeper? That's fucking demented. I never knew there was a tree growing in the varrock basement ... Wow seriously? I live next to him in Mermaid Tears and had previously found him/his alts on a private island way up north west (I believe it's pirate island now?) but did not realize he had this too Hace mucho, trabajando en el turno noche como recepcionista de una remisería, me encontraba solo en la vereda del local, observando la nada misma, y pasa un chabón a preguntarme si había auto. No había, ni iba a haber hasta dentro de un rato, así que le dije que no lo iban a poder llevar. Se quedó hablando hasta que me dijo si quería pasarla bien. Wait, are they seriously scouring the patina off a historic stone castle? This base is gunna be a hard walnut to craack Wait, so, they're moving Katalam, Danaria, and Idian Depths to a new island? Or deleting them completely and putting in a new island? wait, you can spin characters? Wow what did they even say? Good lord. I hope they got paid extra for that horror Their lives Mangala? ...so people are suggesting that the rumored FaZe squad > the old (current) EG squad? I thought the Keep does NOT import choices from DAO and DA2??? That hair.. ^ Caramba, não entendi nada For me it was the relization that i maight get kicked out of the house next monday. My dad wants me to go into the military and also out of the house even though i just got a job... but i don't wanna go and i haven't even got paid yet! Maybe the hiatuses are really Togashi being abducted by aliens Looks like a polyp I'll add to this as well.. Found out my ex-wife cheated on me with one of her fellow cast members (she was a theater major)... On FB, they started dating in February. I found out in June. Why is it that big? I'm not attacking the America's legal system, just ask Yogscast?? I have no idea what this is, please tell me. Would it not be 0 x 2...? My 18 month old son can open the back door to let our cat out. ??? For a minute i thought you were saying those shows were all good examples of going out on a high note... I also have a girl on my FB feed who does this... night and day non stop Having to cover up my tracks Whoa, what negativity? same here; generally my friends think it's a stupid propaganda-based claim but then occasionally one of my friends who is supposedly very smart starts talking about it "using the oxygen" in the room What are some concrete advantages of this? Responded within an hour! THANK YOU. I've never seen that many donuts in my life. Excuse me while I go and stare at that INSANE amount (seriously man, its INSANE Can we please be the Jaguars instead 3 luccas in a row. wtf is this On my Mac i get a ~30 FPS drop, too. Even if i use lowest Settings you should read the whole article about the recipe/s! There are juicy bits too but their disregard for the animals is .... interesting I watch this tutorial. Is not very good. In moment he pause do something and than did not show what he do to fix a problem scrogglez#1459 - horde US server Mal'Ganis - we are currenly locked She looks like a butt plug being pulled out after having been inside a little too long, if you catch my drift I'm late to the party and I agree with you, but I really shudder to think what you've been through if Ratchet seemed like plain high school drama I can't tell whether he's scared, happy, on drugs, traumatized or all of those things Oh my god my lady parts.... Are those UD singles full-sized? That's some pretty good english... but use for instead of 4 > Dinner is at 2 on thanksgiving. Because that makes more sense every year POOR TURTLE That's cool as fuck Just did. Makes for an interesting read. I feel like a lab rat. CJ Anderson, Ball, or Jennings? I don't understand how nationalists can be extreme left But how can they each tell that the other is wearing a button-down if they're wearing that over it? Ahmagerd, I did not catch that in the video either. I want it. It was upper 60's a couple days ago and now it's 21 degrees. Read this as "Communists in the Wall Street Journal and TIME are publishing anti-Net Neutrality op-eds without disclosing that they're taking money from ISP's" and was really confused You actually think my ideas were good? WOW Perfect! Might want to bring a chisel too - went to take the garbage out and the dumpster was iced shut. It's horrible, I tell you - my hands were slightly pink when I got back inside! Well, you can disable the command block that do it... but it's still pretty much impossible, imagine a trip to the nether Article was written in April... Everyone look at the subs this guy mods Virtanen was 6th overall WOW Hahaha it's true. For as weird that both me and my fiance are she won't do anything weird sexually. But at the same time I'm scared because what if at one point she does and comes home with a **GIANT** strap on wanting to use it If dr. light has legs like that, I don't blame megaman He's almost 30 and looks slightly like Leo. I'm currently in Waterloo, ON. Apparently Bell networks can reach up to 150 mbps Haha sorry, was just trying to follow the guidelines of the sub Reddit What supermarket are you shopping at that uses tiered pricing? Wait it's only been 5 months since 1.2PP Angara? I(f) introduced my best friend(f) to my crush(f) and a guy I knew from school(m). Before they all met, we were happy and stable. At first once we met we were the best friend group anyone could imagine. Some of the best memories ever. Then best friend started to become your generic attention whore. Starts going out with guy from school. He cheats on her but they keep getting back together (she's "emotionally dependent on him, her story's just *so romantically tragic*"). Then she regularly cheats on him with my crush, all the while getting exponentially more obnoxious. Everyone hates her. Turns out crush has actual depression, best friend feeding off her, really not helping her mentally. Crush gets addicted to drugs, drops from honors, gets expelled. Best friend became most hated girl in the school, still the most obnoxious person I know. Guy from school is just a mess, I really don't have many updates on him. I'm just sitting here like I had a music theory professor who would use the word,"sonority" at least 50 times a class. Sonority is really not a common word even for music theory Palantir Technologies? Wow. It's like Lord of the Rings and 1984 met. Dat UI tree O_O sooo cute O_O much want I just realized that I get paid on Cyber Monday this year...this could be very bad for my wallet! This has never happened to me before I have no idea Huh. In settings, check Data Usage. Or do you not have that? Same boat. Went to bed at 12 instead of 3 to get up early to travel all over London but Im not -_- and instead An ingredient in ayahuasca... seems almost begging: kiss me ( I just checked the auctions and the pirate draik MPs have gotten really cheap I just did a 40+ minute game that I queued instantly in If you do post on /r/stobuilds , make sure you follow the rules and - _please_ - use a template instead of screenshotting the game. I thought James Johnson for the raptors was Kenyon Martin at first... What did Joan Crawford do? Apparently there's somethign weird about that train of thought Wow cats like da fuk is on your head Thibs smiling uh ok. I aint even mad That safety may end up being a good thing for buffalo now with that fumble I was expecting the dog to be missing an eye. Now I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or happy that he wasn't. Secret appearence Jesus christ, McKenzie. Typing "(3 underscores)" was longer to type than actually typing "___" What if you get Ladd Russo as your dad Dubesta?!! How do you know I'm spoiling? For all you know, I'm delusional and in denial that my ship didn't sail! 30+ So basically all comments should be withheld on any TIFU, since you *never* know the whole story. Don't be ridiculous. Unless you have compelling reasons to the contrary, either take the word of OP at face value or don't bother participating. Oh man. Tobi's actually really good at singing! i feel awesome, 'cause the person at anet who made this picture is in my main guild and is a friend of mine Those are some MASSIVE daggers. I Got ron jeremys wikipedia After checking out your blog.....I'm downloading that otome game right now. That was only weeks before I was born. Doesnt it say you posted it? Yorkshire English still has THOU??? Really??? OMG! I didn't know that it *was* illegal bank combo I thought 6Pool was making a faction Not a waste of time for me.. but that ending...... ...why do you have the same name as me? What did you experience in 5 minutes that was so horrific that it caused you to cancel sub You can kill teammates with Explosive Drones? Uhhh....which part is the sock again? learning this i vow to never buy an RCA product. (i hope it's not like HFCS that is in EVERYTHING though o hey Mr. i see you in the lobby with me and then back out Eh, I don't really mind aha, I feel kinda bad cos he's gotten home or whatever and he's like "Where my game at It transfered? POST YOUR WINNING BRO!!! WE WANNA SEE Rankings have been in since the previous patch I don't know what's happening. I don't get how you think W is tricky. You either get 2 heals and 1 harass, or 1 heal and 2 harasses depending on who you cast it on initially. <( Holy shit, I came here to post that. Such a chilling story... Marina!!, volviste?? How short are your days? But why Animus translate English with British accent? Just me >.> or is there no link. Your life's so complete! Double 300, well rounded, cakeday I was a kid when I saw that face... It still gives me nightmares I don't get this... is this a scam or what Holy if true ! Thank you for taking the time to answer my question so complete. I was listening to the first one and was like: mehh.. well it's not that bad. Then the second Imagine if they did stack and you got monstros lung Not everyone has the D6 unlocked, especially considering the game hasn't been out for 10 days yet. I need to know when and where this was. ( you want to put dishwasher soup in the dishwasher We need to find a way to contain it... in true german fashion I suggest an "Antifeministischer Schutzwall", because, while noone may have any intention to build a wall I really think we should build one all around Sweden and hope to forget that that place exists Actually, it looks like shiny Raycraycray with V-Create can pass the bank with any OT/ID (I've seen a lot of them on the GTS). This is a fresh install of Wordpress... Logic. Works every time. So he's not allowed to say he doesn't like a mechanic? I think playing against Zed is frustrating, I pretty much always have, never has it been a reason for me to stop playing Somehow a solar panel survived reentry My name is Christian What a wonderful video! those are some long needles THE TEASE!!... maybe the are gonna declare a war on rats in hospitals!! Renzception there is no lfr until highmaul lfr is released No worries. I don't *really* think you're a liar. It just made me laugh. =) Wait, you were typing while driving? i did say JP.. This was astounding to watch, it only made me think about all that's happened during that time. First teeth, first haircut, being able to walk, starting to talk, and how it all progresses from there. I also wonder how he managed to keep at it so well and what the daughter thought about it. I mean it literally was something they both did her entire life. I finished a 4 hour exam in 55 minutes. I sat for another 20 minutes just staring at the screen. Got a 4, even I never knew I wanted it until today. OP needs to try this because I can't believe he can't move the client in windows mode from doing that. It works for me and most likely everyone else. The triple two prong Is.. is this an Alliance side quest? Or in Nagrand? I'm in Horde, progressed through Arak, haven't had this one yet... mfw medaka box student council Not on Lollipop. Not for me, anyway. I was very confused until reading about and discovering it's a "feature", not a bug. oh oh thanks! I did not know that hahaha Just look at that snow!!! Hey, wooosaaaaah, just wooosaaaah and breathe. Don't panic, woman...Im getting all worked up just reading your post. My two daugthers - aged 6 & 7 battled lice for months. You think that after a couple of treatments, those little fucktards would die off. But they didn't. I did finally get rid of them - after maybe about six months Some states don't require that? The window So many nupps.... But...but will we be wearing the right shirts? Back from college to my parents for the weekend, there is so much food here those teeth that is some hellraiser stuff That's a good point. When there's snow on the ground, the whole world is my fridge! Word travels fast, huh? Whose butt did he steal that clue scroll from? ** Only problem is that when you die with yorick ult, you still die Good. The fewer Equalities I see tossed around, the better. Hunter's Mark is bad enough, making it AoE hurts my very soul. Well, they had originally got it from someone at school. They weren't sent home or anything, but they asked that we treat them as soon as they got home, and that we did. This was the first time, so I thought all was well. A month later, they were itchy again, I was like WTF?!?!?! They caught it AGAIN?!?!?! It was the morning they were getting ready for school that I looked at their head because one was scratching, so I kept them both home that day and I skipped work to treat it. Went back to school the next day, again, I thought we were in the clearn...but nope, noticed it again a month later - the itching. I think the egg(s) I missed had hatched and grown or whatever. So eventually, I figured it probably wasn't because they kept catching it from school, it was that I wasn't getting all of the eggs apparently. I was never asked to keep them home. I'd just treat them and think we were in the clear, I was wrong a few times This made me bust out laughing in my cubicle at work. Great, now the annoying dick next to me thinks I was laughing at some joke they were telling to their other personality out loud. There is no going back now. there's a diffrerence?! Run on 3 ice server (with 2 unrezzed) and without sentry breaker against jinteki? He should jack-out after komainu! That was dumb I got sent to the msytical land of /r/zyzz, no clue what it was about though Too many offers idk whats real anymore Someone unfortunate messed w/ Lemenara's forest i guess it's probably a good thing i haven't been able to play apoc for a few weeks. i'd probably have stopped playing due to all these exploits. or maybe even resorted to exploits to fight the exploiters You are an awesome person. Why didn't this show up with search function? when sizing Nox's tits Hi-Rez made a mistake and made them too big, after seeing their mistake they thought "lets do what we do with every other female god and add some sex appeal" so it came to be that not even Nox was free from Hi-Rez's Influence......its pretty hot doe AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Can you imagine the amount of CC on a god who literally turns people to stone, when we have a god like Khumba with all the CC and he is simply a very sleepy giant How do I get such a look on my minecraft? Twas my first time janna X_X and my adc didnt wanna go agressive so i went Coin for extra Sustain on me :D while i shield the adc.. X_X so Which Panahin put his mind into so he could live forever right? Starts out as Satanpillar; ends as full Devilmoth. А что там было? Damn. It's not for this, is it? I saw that ball inside The hell is that on the right? Also, why is there a bunch of white women beating up a black guy? diamond 5 Spurr, use the needle. Use it Galaxie près de chez vous? I don't own the 3DS and I was planning on getting the WiiU primarily for Smash (and I now own one), however the Nintendo e3 2014 Presentation sold me on it entirely. I want like 95% of the games from that sry denied Where's gege032? Did you actually post your own tweet at Smix in reddit? Minecraft is everywhere haha im in arlington right now. the rangers stadium is nice n all until you look over and see the cowboy stadium... then youre like Her ingame model does look like this 5 guan yus with 80% cdr.. Bring lots of mana, because the heals man.. the heals.. if you heal a teammate, it has ZERO cooldown! As someone from San Francisco, Fresno feels so alien! Decim8 one is nice I don't get your position your like or dislike the card? Yeah. Heavy AP on enemy team. Is that bad? Those left hooks. I'm confused. Are windmills more important than healthbars? Also the first book of the crime fiction he wrote under another name (Reed Stephens) is about a teenage girl who get kidnapped and drugged into forced prostitution Sh*t death knight? thought OP said dragon knight Sure.. They have weird names in the U.K. Me, too. Especially after getting my ThinkPad for work. I'm like, damnit!!! That's a ThinkPad board, but mechanical. Then explain to me why his entire shop is full of stuff from the philosopher book? mildy meta thread No, just the map for when you're in the field. Probably a stupid thing to miss, but I was kind of hopped up on antihistamines Interesting to see how up voted this is... Calling something a cancer champion Ohhhhh man those tail lights Huh, odd Is this for real? I came here to say that, as well. Every single comic. It's uncanny. as a nativ german ... I always thought it's "Das Hündchen" Or he's another form of Arthur Dimmesdale So this has happened in 4/5 of my loads in the past hour. I'm running 1.7, is this a bug, or is paradox forcing us to update to 1.8 ...maybe I am son... How many crystal you used to have that much BP? Prescriptivists... prescriptivists everywhere History has been made.... Thats... thats... What was that, Rondo? Crash, crash, crash I really dislike the orange and white pieces connecting the wing to the tail Honestly, boobs. IV calculator is unsure of its stats or something even at level 50? Maybe that's where the soup is. Whoa its like I felt the heat from those pics Looks alien bruv........took me like 30 tries, doesnt say i equipped it, says owned without the equip but i got it. Why can't you alt-tab a full-screen game? Wooooow!!!! I'm so impressed Wait what?? Ive been posting here for the last week and a half just fine though We're all pretty good about not talking during movies, it's just nice to have company. Plus we all go get candy n shit before going in, it's so much cheaper. Better get some sandals of nature But I'm not! *ESCANDOLO* Any word on Canada getting it? The weird thing is my first 2 orders are stuck on processing3 but my last order is complete. The stuff in all 3 of my orders are fairly similar too. Why not? I don't really see the problem o__o, actually am going tomorrow, seems interesting or maybe I just f***ed my self I was also centre front lmao. where did you get that expression Will do! And in somewhat eerily coincidental news, that upvote (I'm assuming you) just gave me put me at 360 karma.... It's a sign. Can you uninstall that many games at the same time without Steam blocking? He is using the clutch though You expect the Goddess of Love and Beauty to wear underwear? We had both those phases and I'm only 25 When you woke up?! Ah. As long as we are discusiing idioms - ubdoubtedly true. I thought - in reality Do you also steer the wheel before you actually need to make the turn or pull the trigger before thinking about the consequences? Something similar happened to me, just by playing a dollar to be able to play my freeplay at the local casino. I got $50 (Actual machine limit to win in one go.) that night. Never actually got that much again. ( Can confirm, am named Josh, have a sister, and have a friend named Matt. ( dang that speed What, do you want me to give you Worms and 1 TF2 key for 1 ref? Wow holy shit @ this post. You don't got to whore yourself like that to get members. Why did I misread "pantyliner" as panther? Anything said by that creepy fucker Salad Fingers!!! SOME? Wow I want to play he's considered a "support" type? Oh nothing could go wrong here When was that Kya scene? Even weirder... My kid will be the same age I am now. i just want to stare at it viginti tres Say what now? You guys take your scrubs home? I don't know if this is cute or really disgusting...... Haven't checked to see if someone else has said this, but I love your transmogs holy crap 5 hours I still have to breed my other three team members I have love ball buneary's but they have no special animation unfortunately Im a mix of breasts and legs type, but I agree that huge tops, are more or less, an overkill. My ex was a DD but she was really tall like me, so they didn't appear to be as big as some would think. As for nemesis, I honestly since that she has a far more realistic figure, than say aphoridite or Neith (especially that nurse skin, jesus christ she is way too skinny Saw the trailer at Blizzcon and all I have to say is DUROTAN! The urge to resub rises ... alot. oooh Dem low-res textures though, are you playing on an etch-a-sketch? GIB ME Huh? Which one? Truth is spiteful now? Mask? I don't think the person who created this test had a 5th grade education. But then, we are talking about a Louisiana education. Not sure if trolling... "If so, why is Thusia even an ancient?" That's the question That's warmer than the room in I'm right now That's rude. Wow without baumi and Pols...ahh Alaba first one was called Vdr , second one Nyahbinghi , yeah, it can sound like a random letters but wtf...? one mod talked to me ingame and also I answer him, there's no reason to permaban my accounts 2 times Oh wow, I didn't know that was a thing that exists 1000? league of legends God, she fills out everything in that dress except the tit cups. Faster than Arachne?...dafaq.. sadly not really If this is confirmed, I'm going to sacrifice all my energy into honor points until the 21 st This reminds me of the Trinity trailer It took me 11 runs to get a single cap .. but then I got anima so .. Anyone know how to cut clips of Youtube videos and put them into PowerPoints? You should be dead. ... Personal best: 5.22 While you were *pregnant* ?!? They pulled out of Canada last year, are they planning on returning? That's such an odd move for a company Has she never had sex with anyone before? Huh? I haven't had any troubles with it I've never encountered a dragon mimic outside of the dungeon oh my gawd Jesus. I heard they rape people ( the other relevant question is, why did this person film and upload this I can't believe all of you are freaking out about this. Botox...Silicone injections? Now drinking the dog piss merits a wtf. No pure Marxist society has ever existed either. What now? Yeah I'm definitely going to ask my professor though because i was doing k cubed problems last night and assumed since summation k = 1 and summation k^2 = 2 that k k^3 would equal 3, but my answer was wrong but when k^3 =1 it was right ... and yeah calc 1, calc 2 next semester New Brunswick, Quebec... Uh what do you call Medicare? IA? The inner hedges. Never heard that and it is perfect. Commiserating on the injury though now imagine how much better this would be on a single 21:9 4k curved tv This image was submitted on my birthday I probably work on you're marketing of the product first This is Zulf from Humplex! Omg Holy crap thank you. teep said no There are *false* widows? And here I thought they just picked them at random I played everything at the same time. Hij heeft er 2347 ingesproken because he's black? the torch hollows ... As I was reading the title my face went from How do you get through every day life without getting enraged at absolutely everything you see? I once heard a quote: "If you meet an asshole on the way to work, he's an asshole. If you meet an asshole everywhere you go, you're the asshole." Your random, unprovoked, unnecessary hostility is actually pretty interesting. Pretty trippy El hombre pajaro de Miami Your flair jesus Can I see the case? The guy that doesn't have a point against the Rangers this season? The real Awakening should have happen 2 years ago... See any babies with pointy ears? Wait you managed to make your RC controller work for ksp?? /u/bipolarbear0 was just a prototype. They're being mass-produced now. [The hell kind of interaction was that? Those are really good "The Nazis are trying to invade Russia" People say the same thing about Bungie in /r/DestinyTheGame. Where'd they all go? skin with hamachi? Why the hell are you people allergic to rebooting Thats my step dads name I have 3 for when I was wearing them on a daily basis, and my roommate has 13 I haven't had Vault or Mountain Dew I know, right?? No.. he is not skyfather tier.. April UR? The one with Eli? Next year? well that was... interesting > Jellyfish Jellyfish-Suck! They may seam beautiful with there floating pretty colors and not having bones, but alas thousands of them get sucked into my salt water strainers daily, and that's when their jelly body is ripped from the bell and i get to clean up whatever sticks around, not so pretty... plus some of them they sting! Never knew they had a subreddit Me too 32 teammembers? "Like me"? 1:57 - wtf, how did the game not counted those as miss? You clearly disconnected your fingers from the circles there. Or wait a second, you can slide your fingers across screen in pressed state and it still counts? The article mentions the study and the researcher's findings? Yeah WTF. This is instantly recognized as torture by the justice system, but when the police do it? No, its nothing bad at all. Can't stop thinking how glorious it would be on PC though Realize mid-game you weren't paying attention and are at 22,000 life points I don't get that build There is ladies nights in economy hotels Kakashi Senpai. do we have any information about the progression patch? WTF? His videos are gone? And all the original sin and you are flawed and must seek forgiveness with us and always feel guilty taught from birth wasn't mind controlling in your eyes? Does water or ice not extinguish fire They're gonna retread his condoms? This cannot be real but that's kinda stupid, cuz i can wait and hour and still be at 1500 place in queue What's up with Denver Somehow her face looks almost as much like it's drawn. Is she even a human? Damn, that went fast Yes aha....no idea why but I just recently became obsessed with it He is surprisingly quick Fucking Mason.. i see such potential Oh god I love you chilled! Do you love me? That thread is insane Everyone that opposes them are the people in an echo chamber, though. I have a son who loves this place. Sadly, in my area the crowd is about 50/50, half are family people taking the kids out for a fun night, the other half are strange obeast "Rennie" people who go there all the time and know the knights by their first name and all that. He did'nt put hellions into it? Playing against a Packers fan who owns Rodgers, Lacy, Jordy and Crosby. Brothers, please pray for me so they don't have a repeat performance like their game against the Bears Holy crap I started this game a lot earlier than i thought i did. I originally was thinking i started mid 2012 but after looking at that list i remember the trundle release. Damn time flies 26 here and feel like the young guns are the best some reason I feel like I want to be pregnant once and then never again. Damn, Sanders got hit sticked! Thanks for the tip :) that sounds like a very yummy way to combat it. I've been using Fage since it has fewer carbs than Chobani. But I'm guessing you prefer Chobani over Fage Greek! Also, not to mention, Chobani full-fat versions are really hard to find in my area for some reason *** OOooh Lovely So Jon must have complimented Sonic '06.... Who doesn't clean puke immediately after it happens? This is common knowledge. ~~huh? read where? who are you refering to? I always thought they were Indian sweets with Persian origin. Juggernog and quick revive... and ASS Jesus did anyone else see how bad that hold was on Quinn? CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Were people actually saying we should cut him? How old are you? Oh shit you got gilded and upvoted $4800? For a kayak? TIL: Sweden is like big music festival Where the hell did you get the music remixes? have some doge mate +/u/dogetipbot 5 doge have some doge mate +/u/dogetipbot 5 doge have some doge mate +/u/dogetipbot 5 doge have some doge mate +/u/dogetipbot 5 doge have some doge mate +/u/dogetipbot 5 doge 18 guys for every girl? That was indeed a pretty weak call Don't blame the system, blame the players. Wow really? New and improved ;) have some doge mate +/u/dogetipbot 5 doge here have some doge mate +/u/dogetipbot 5 doge have some doge mate +/u/dogetipbot 5 doge have some doge mate +/u/dogetipbot 5 doge They... They punted it unless one, or both of them are Werewolves What's pink and hard when you put it in and all sticky and soft when you take it out? Chewing gum. Nah I've been trying to get that cool whistle song since last episode. I love it so much dude i got CERCI for 1.000 coins on PC, and he was like 9.000 some weeks ago Currencygate is coming down on us. No doubt some people have known about this for a long time No player on the team is safe when you lose 5-0... Mouse camera isn't jerky for me What am I supposed to be looking at here Heh, the thing is neither of us know how to say "bye" so we just sort of... phase away from each other after a while Dang. G&G Is reall good and 8 free mags it started on 60% two days ago Hougang United used to be known as Sengkang Marine but their stadium has always been in Hougang. ~~Just like how Serangoon is considered part of Marine Parade GRC wait it does?! Were you on E when you did this tutorial? Why are your pupils so dilated? Good god Oh gosh did not know the competition was that fierce OMG YOU'RE RIGHT ( How does one break the internet, anyway? Oh shit, you're right. Somehow I completely forgot about the Kenpachi vs Gremmy fight Nah I just play burn ¯_\__( What's the point of downvoting this? If the wiki is wrong, say so. made me shiver, it's been a long time since last time before that guy that i was a total scrub to was you once... when the fuck did they add the steyr aug? Got a penta with Sej in normals. Don't ask me how that happened If you sent the footage anonymously how were they able to email you back? ? where the hell is the angel on ps Metal will always have a metallic smell. I don't understand what you're trying to say This looked like some really messed up slow form of suicide by cheese... I would be far too uncomfortable to wear a piece of jewelry that expensive Was that done by you? these people don't deserve penises (penii? Beating the Sixers and Thunder by a combined 5 points I missed something somehow, what happened? well damn. Will I still be here in another 40 years No one's mentioned Final Spark yet? I didn't know ants could jump And it isn't breaking you out? I wonder if Ubisoft has even seen it on max Disagreeing with people is personal attacks now?... Nice to meetcha~ I'm so jelly that you're a writer and coder ^__^ I've always loved writing but I'm no good at it, and coding is also something I'd love to know how to do, but it's so confusing (to me, obviously). *doesn't know what a reddit bot is* the other things sound cool too(especially web design My eighth grade art teacher had an almost identical breakdown in an almost identical situation... do you live in MN by chance? How do Mesos cube bonus pot? Was this in the Chicago suburbs? Because that happened to me in 8th grade history class as well. As a non-MMO player, the images I just got by searching "WoW HUD" were downright intimidating. ....A what? Thought you were Teqq at first... What?! I'm a gay Christian and I have to disagree. I have had no one tell me I'm "wrong" or say "fuck you" to my beliefs. DUDE the deathadder is like the dobbel of what i payed for mine in 2013 it's open man but not a single drop reach me, its dry here Like a lot of others i don't care bout LBP and Watch Dogs; but man, those other five games Holy mental backflips batman! No art week? they do not even share a color .... I feel like this may be a bit irregal at this point They said they've stopped receiving lost wallets? a crack in time. THE BOLTS WOW that's some cheap milk He looks nice and sympathic in the first pic What did I just watch We are witnessing the start of a heart attack. For those late to the party - what happened in the first place, that this is a response to? I did so too but for Elite: Dangerous. I preordered it yesterday, imagine my reaction when I read the news about the game today What makes that slip Freudian? We keep our house at 62 at night ( I got turned on justo que lo mencionas, yo creo que la presi juega a un tropico real-life con nosotros How do you actually edit videos so fast? Who are these most guys you know of? Why would you need to see this more then once? Dotty's a long way off, if current 18 month release schedule holds it will be on the scene start of 2019 at the earliest We had a situation involving an ID senator at MSP that sounds similar. Yum Explosions look *nice* as does the rag doll effects from a first person view. Imagine driving off a mountain and tumbling down or even those insane bike races .... he only plays tf Jesus, makes super thankful we don't have any queues It's like pre-orders for the video game industry How do you own 40 guns but not know where to buy batteries Both country seem to moving toward State surveillance since they started trading with China but debris is cloudiness But I thought since it is a FREE media, it must be unbiased and propaganda free Are we disagreeing? offtopic: The capitalization on your username seems like overkill. 5pm GMT is 12pm EST. Also, weird name How do you release a patch without having the notes ready first? There is an Original, too? I dont know. A lot of the devs that have been rather outspoken about this seem to stand to gain a lot from the current corruption in the indie scene. Its perfectly possible that their motivation is that theyve got a good thing going right now and dont want things to change. Its also possible that they have different motivations, Im not a mind reader Hahahaha, wow. That's funny. No, I definitely wouldn't want to own this. Sometimes I just find differing, perhaps controversial, viewpoints interesting. Though I also wondered if at some point the author was in here. I looked down after hitting ~1300 arena points, and realized I was rank ~600. Damm right, I haven't been this mesmerised in a while all of the 2's If this goes along with a Dickey-Thole trade, then this amount of money makes sense for the contract. The length is still really... well... you can cancel ahead of time, it says so on the site. OP delivers! That sounds like a terrible skill Dude.. Chemtrails That's funny. I used to use cracks just so I wouldn't have to use the disc. Does that make discs a type of DRM? That's not what the app says. Im sitting in class whilst my intestines gurgles and buttbole puckers. I guess my explosive dihariha isn't gone Yeah, I'm from Ireland so I know about bad translations I use a knife to get my food out of the toaster everyday and never have gotten electrocuted You're *really* equating Bungie to a domestic abuser? *Really?* Wow. I've never heard of this bug. Are you on Hyperion Ah, you know I think I clicked into this from something else on the front page, and then I ended up on the site Prada has a diaper bag? Who's your daddy ?! I've actually never owned one Wait, what!? Nothing else for them to tell us? Maybe let us know why preorders were only open for 1min once a week? Maybe... why Motorola shipped before them? Maybe... what the fuck is going on in general? Mother of God Poor Patrick (and Sandy)! ive tried to download fshost before, never works for some reason - i do however have fshostspy on my computer, allowing me to see the multiplayer servers - the problem is though, theres only like 8 people online in total That scream sounded like some kind of animal being tortured I uhhhhhhh.............. I forgot I had to go do a thing.... 0 animals you won't eat? ... This scored twice as well as the Facebook one Sorry to post this comment you must disable Iptables and SELinux and have an account that is able to sudo with the password of password to post this comment ;) (seriously why do linux guides on the internet disable se and iptables 80%+ of the time I'd rather he at least ask permission first. I think it'd kinda put me off if some just suddenly just started spitting in my vagina How have you gotten 69? I though you can only access 62 so far I usually really dislike COD games and in the past if I ever did pick one up it was because of the MP. This is the first time in a long time (first 2 cods) that I want to pick it up for SP I'm mortality, pathologically terrified of fish. This images upsets me. What Nightfall rebalance? What did I just watch? Context? My question is: why are you in the middle? Luckily buying them online is cheaper. Real value comes from buying 500 of them for £50 ... Off to training day one at the new job! Very nervous HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT Cause that wasn't fucked up at all... What do you mean about cases How does he even use it?! Fucking hell, why did I click this?! Yes it is worded as if the police caused the looting... I am only making a remark towards the stereotype of "All Asians look the same" that I constantly hear from every other race. I want to level my warlock now so I can do this before Blizzard changes this Those jeans... Wait seriously? Starting to feel like I'm the only person on this subreddit that likes that song. That must be... a very strange feeling. Is it anything like a tampon that's threatening to fall out of your vagina? ......... I absolutely can not wait for that. I might be far more excited than I should be, but I don't care. Dann bin ich Brite... How do you determine who's a better player objectively when they play completely different roles? That awkward moment when you find out your getting deployed via reddit Theres a sleep timer set to one second in the part when it checks the validity of the cert (which in turn is also fucked up as it only checks the cert's date I had no idea Elite was so close to release date Wait what. I thought he was like 17 It sickens me I know the reference Jesus, I tried Kaine from the command and conquer series, got it first time That's for Oblivion is it not? I'm currently running Fallout New Vegas. And on that note I've just realised the texture pack is 3.2gb zipped, not unzipped 1. Your nightmares are terrifying 4. How professionally do you have to dress for work? Do you sit at the front desk or where external personnel can see you? It's so cold over there, can you bring giant scarves and furry moccasins to put on? Also, why don't they have the heater on?! or...wasabi? no other way? i cant recall that i played the tcg illuminatie? She's a transgender for real? That's mine too I tried to sign up for an STD test at Planned Parenthood the other day and they no longer take male patients at all. Pffft, even the /pol//bros largely support that stuff... just make sure to never say that when theyre around are we the same person? I didn't know there were more than one of me out there Does weird anyone else out that mention of Gary Matthews, Jr. can now be followed with "back in the day" and it wouldn't be wrong? Don't know wth is going on with her face this is quite interesting build " Is anyone else bothered that subs like this are called "animal porn"? If you're describing it to someone outside of reddit they think you're weird as fuck... JW what bolts are those deja vu it seems You found and read all the answers in 3 minutes? that plot twist I... I think he is... What were you fighting about Akala ko ok na to? Imagine a world where pace whores were super smart and were able to replicate this consistently "You don't know anything about the occult, Maggle!" oh my god I.. I don't think I'm a bigger victim I need to practice this. I thought I was sitting back, but maybe I've forgotten how to do that too I wonder if anyone has ever told them, "I cannot read a sealed book." has it really been that long since the mid 90s? not quite what I meant. ( It's been entirely too cold. I'm glad to be back in socal, after being in the snow for a week! Yo.... You were straight to the point with him Didn't know what you meant until I saw the resolution on the titlebar and zoomed it Was just stating in general, not trying to provoke argument. Just thinks it's stupid. The only thing I REALLY need is homemade fresh cranberry sauce. I love it so much I already made a batch and ATE IT ALL Arashi raises an eyebrow and grows quite the concerned look on his face as Midori essentially dissolves before his very eyes Hahaha if you heard my voice first thing in the morning, you would be like strange i dont see u on. strange i dont see u on. With that hairdo and makeup she looks a lot like Miley Cyprus ' I know llool. Im just saying Spanish people are the nicest lol Now it says "Made you look" Whoa, you have a lot of pp for maxing out at 55 He could craft 48 golden millhouse manastorms I believe you mean Chieftain Taurens I don't believe I've ever battled with either of them. Guess that turned out to be a good thing IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! >externally on the vagina.... Author of BL originally was making hentai? Odd that it would put in the Xpacks for it, if it's not out yet I just looked up a bit of history on Ireland, holy shit OMG I know who you are.... Owning a gun is stupid? True. But now I just brushed my teeth! I have a keepsaked Decimation and it has the normal animation, not the one from my rcb. I see people having issues like this all the time, like the anchor animation, but it has never affected me I went to school in Eastern Europe, so I can see how they would skip some part and focus more on Eastern Block, but this is kinda of big deal. Amazing to see that this thread became a thing. I discovered so many songs already I'm 6 hour in. In the redcliff area. For some reason it's lock Do you have a desktop at home? Install VNC or teamviewer or another remote control solution. Then you can browse the forums through your home PC at work. I used to have many tricks for getting around my high school firewall. Holy shit my reunion is coming up Wait so why would people get sendt to hell for not beliving if theres no way of getting evidence whitout already beliving? :( -> Ok now you're just scaring me What's Eating Gilbert Grape ?? lol ∑( Yeah, PMO addiction is a bitch i just checked my xbox one box and i found it What kind of fucked up "mdma" are you on when you demo your tongue like that... Yesterday I saw a thread with ~12 comments and nobody had mentioned mail kimp yet. I was like dude well i never knew that currants are unique to europe I wasn't trying to be a bitch, I promise. :) I can't help myself sometimes. You got 4 helmets in two runs? I wasn't even aware she still existed after dropping her stage partnership with Siv HD, I like never see her post on Facebook either. Why is she afraid of Piglet? What a place to get a splinter mine says I was in China in July..... I wasnt why china ? Holy cow those are expensive! No wonder I haven't tried them already He'll be Kahashi the Pineapple guy She must haven't been pretty big if he 'fell into the ring of file' The number of times my backpack dropped like a ton of bricks when I did this... So I tell you hearthstone is shitty, and your second choice is Yu-Gi-Oh? Next will be what? Pokemon? I am really confused by you, mate. "Ass dick"..." I don't think fantasy owners realize the value of Blue/Davis as handcuffs...or maybe it's just my league. I picked up Blue and started him this week, but tried to trade him to the Foster owner who wanted no part of it. Why are people so weird? Why'd u cancel the trade? And what's wrong with froakie? On the inside or outside? Is the cost of an RFID chip really cheaper than a few ounces of sugar and water? Seriously? Sweatshops are now cheaper than sweetshops There is nothing to fall off of there. Same here. What's funny is one of my buddies, who had just started playing, was watching me do my second play through and just went "Why don't you just take the carriage to Riften?" I was like ( so rtz and ee does this just so they get the korean announcers for their stream? Wow - I never saw an omamori like you described - I only saw the cheap plastic SGI-issue ones. Looked sort of like a domino, frankly Who is k3kc and why are people not wanting to support them? Mine is about 7.9 years, but I have 45 days of game-play time What law do you think they are breaking? Sleeping dad jokes. She's got a talent Thats good. I had a claustrophobia attack imagining being in his position Wow really? Holyyyy, that's quite a story! XDDD I enjoyed reading that as much as you enjoyed writing it. I never even knew there was a video-gaming ero BEFORE NES! Holy crap it also seems as if austrian players have far more problems with the pitch as brazilian players sexist term? i was going to place a small bet on gbots but the odds legit changed like 5-7% in a matter of minutes favoring pachulis... i think ill just skip this match then The person is skeptical whether to cash it in or not. It doesn't hurt to just confirm a yes or a no What You don't have True Gangsters? weimann...dat fist-touch Wait...did I get this right...someone said "jesus" which is not a swear word, and she proceeded to swear at everyone because she doesn't like people swearing in front of her kid? ... Yeah it runs really well. Ive not had any crashes, but ive had a few...glitches :P Most were funny. Walking through Haven (the hub town) and i heard 2 workmen arguing about a job in very gruff, manly voices. I walk up to them and find that theyre both women...I'd heard Bioware was going out of their way to include minorities in games, but im not sure this is intended 175% boost Dilma, Hogar and Rowgen on first turn. Not if it's unknown I feel like I've seen those breasts before I folded it very carefully if He took away cocoa i would die What the heck?? What the hell??? I definitely recall having my palate expanded, but it never involved any clicking or cranking. Yes, but they get screened out so early that it's not really conscious- it's like be eliminating any guy who acts like a blathering idiot towards me I've automatically ended up knee deep in the romantics. The only thing I can conclude is that the fuckzone guys are the inferior grade version. I thought these were supposed to be the alphas? Is it racist though if the dude thought it'd be funny one time and it stuck? Sh*t, did I really made this mistake Your Safari had a shiny Charmeleon in it Nah man , that music and the slow-mo... I agree with Jack Thompson.....IGN is being reasonable when it comes games journalism....*I agree* with *Jack Thompson*.....*IGN* is being reasonable when it comes *games journalism*....***I agree*** with ***Jack Thompson***.....***IGN*** is being reasonable when it comes ***games journalism***.... **WHAT TWILIGHT END OF THE WOLD SCENARIO DID I WALK INTO I grew up in Boston, and people would regularly commute in from NH, RI, and sometimes even CT. i think your brother is just short, or am i just tall I once used dish soap to mop the floor. By overflowing the kitchen sink with an entire bottle of Dawn. Then I thought the best way to get rid of it was to mop. So my dad walks in the kitchen (he wasn't even outside the house. He was just watching tv) and is like A talking horse?!? Devouch, trash talks me every time I see him and I don't even know who he is We have the same birthday and attributes. this is so strange, only today was i surfing the web something about Charles Manson came up, i looked him up. Now i see this oh thats weird That's what I do with sunscreen. I read this in math class... while learning about parallelograms. I probably should pay more attention to the links I click on this site while at work. My random comment about the annoying kid finally getting a mic got uovoted 300 times. Formatting, not nearly enough people use that. I was seriously about to call BS on that link haha, could have sworn they were photos, holy crap 7 more people!?!?!? this happens every week ... I'm assuming the mouth is the _ which is the same as the actual My god... You killed a Toyota truck... Blind dumb luck ok I don't like cats at all but this...I said AWWWWW so you win...for now Edit: you win ~_~ did you SEE that freakin' Puppy Warwick? DID YOU SEE Tim and Manu probably won't be in them makes me think, what if these were roots and not branches This sounds very specific and personal :( There should always be a reasonable limit to that kind of mentality; of course you wouldn't want someone who'd be willing to say "I'll try anything at least once" on shit like infidelity, synthetic drugs, or murder Imagine if you were cooking in RS, but catching sharks irl Didn't know ADM was crocked Thawne KNOWS but the planet inside the effect is completely normal, just moving through time slower than outside? > I've been playing since beta 1.3, I feel like an old fart. But I don't even really like coffee :( I do have caffeine pills though Idk how much penetration the stone gives, but it certainly isn't a crazy amount. I think at most it gives 15% pen. Let's say a striker active gives 30%, Luka gives 30%, a totem gives another 20%...it should come pretty close to 100%. But if it's just negating defence, it shouldn't be *that* OP because it doesn't amplify damage at all until you go past 100%. Princess Leia... Is that you? After laying down and relaxing for a bit, reading what I wrote doesn't even make sense to ME! I don't think I'm ready... O_O so cute! My roommate got 100 referrals and didn't lose anything The whole game is... A simulation, Assassin's Creed style! Explains why there's no story, just thrown in, forced to clear dungeons for a mysterious reason Interesting, im on pace for a 35-39 year old with a masters degree! Except im 27 with a half assed high school diploma... Where is Floodwork Chamber? WAIT. We're supposed to have hole(s) there? I like the juxtaposition between It's as if you made a decision in an instant. Once Oscar the wiffley-waffley posted the link, you immediately jumped in, without stopping to question the value that Surprisingly it was untouched. Never thought I'd see my home time Medford NJ in a top thread on Reddit Damn, that's actually clever Am I super late or has no one made the connection Krillson=Chr-ilson yet Plot twist, he loses God so he has no sub type, but he's all the subtypes ... Well, I answered my own dang question. When I tried binding numpad 5 to something from within the show all keybindings menu, it bound it to "None". I think that means it is unbound. That should work out just fine. Amazing Sides? Holy crap that thing would be so op in WoT if it had that I want that Kiln House Silverthorn No if stranges give advantages..what do unusuals do.... What the fuck Is it petty that I am baffled at the dead/killer marionette look What if his commute is just down the road? OP is wearing a tanktop with a jean jacket... Wow, she really has gotten bigger. If it was that simple I'd be happy. Im reading on a phone, so that shouldn't happen at all. Manually block? Why is there suddenly so many Pachi Steam game worth 100mill idr is a fuckton of games. Does he even have time to play those? I'm really wondering... are you just extremly lucky or did you spend a Little fortune to get so many good Monsters? After some testing, it seems like the eyes are a big part of it. I changed mine so they were more open than the squinty default options given... Biiiiiig mistake. Looked amazing in the character creator, but constantly had a *How the heck* is the university student (with barely a part-time job most likely) **earning more** than an animator? TIL i dischi in vinile si possono smagnetizzare. Film? You mean the special? Or am I missing out on something You finished but you're just now unzipping...? Which god get boba fett skin? 45 why did i earn the 4 ip boost? i had a 40 games CR A Black Cat. Those Eyes 2000 games I can't believe it. I tried a thousand times to past the formula... I never could apply it and now it's perfectly working What? > How the heck is the university student (with barely a part-time job most likely) earning more than an animator? Played a game today. A nidalee walked in the middle of a wall What if I told you, I live in a country way worse than all the shitty countries combined, and I can download unlimited data o_O O_o Whoa, I didn't even knew it's possible to find trapdoor in the cathedral =\^ Why not From what I was reading in OPs comments it seems the friend made a comment about the miscarriage being a 'sign.' >10 hours? Who plays that long? That was... unexpected Yeah it was even being tagged by crazy twitter people as "#spot12" where ever Soldiers were spotted eu nunca havia parado para pensar por esse lado, mas uma parada que devia ser estudada. Faz muito sentido! Ainda estou chocada por isso nunca ter passado peloa minha cabeça Something's fucky.... (Already read it. Now I need more to satisfy my addictions Holy shit... that IS tomorrow, isn't it Ah! Hope you enjoyed it, and I need to satisfy my tpp adventures addiction as well "Product of USA" When I pulled the chain, it opened to the level called "Tower of Swoop". Thought that was an official level by the details, you mean to tell me that was fan made!? This is such an amazing idea. I would absolutely love to ride the same rollercoaster a few times with different 'tracks' loaded each time. Could feel completely different That's still one episode every 2-3 days since it started? It's nearly the price of a Playstation 4 ! It wasn't due until tomorrow? It's out already? and did you already exorcised that child? Walt Disney World American festival culture is fucking weird They said in another article that they have removed 220,000 tons of snow from the field... Yeah.... 'Bout that.... What? Arashi laughs as well and then actually thinks for a moment. He kinda That happened to me a week ago. I found /r/spacedicks. I can't get the images out of my head... Flat-12, Because they were due to the definition of Kangaroo court? i need answers ppl, pls!!! I need my fix Ok, where is the full video Am i the only one that saw that craigslist ad? This reminds me of that episode of southpark....CITY WOK, CITY SUSHI!!!...but in real life.. I *wonder* who was responsible? Been working round the clock since yesterday Actually I just tried to hit up lolsummoners to verify his info as well, but the site seems to have disappeared Oh this is niceeee* Yeah, it's a little frustrating that my request is sitting at 12 points (69% upvoted), 32 votes. That's 20 whole downvotes What is happening with his right leg?! Why do people always use the term homo in such a derogatory manner? "This is homo" "That special is homo" or "that was really gay". I've never really understood that because homo means "same" anyways and there are so many words you can choose from that can get the same point across?? I cant play with an unsymmetrical vehicle it just is not possible Normally air and bleach kill mostly all blood born pathogens but its still kinda creepy I lost fps on this map as well ...Not gonna lie, I would probably buy 10 copies of that i only use 1 mastery page I am actually SHOCKED that they did not pick Birmingham over Montgomery I have you tagged as "likes fucking his cats" for some reason As a woman who is on the fence about having kids... What's a Palmetto Bug ?! Kind of a shit midi controller tho. Velocity? After touch? Knobs & Sliders for CC's? I believe it has none of these.Maybe velocity...still. I said some messed up things ~~If it peaks at 600m/s that's a little over 61Gs 3 hours of dedicated beer drinking is all I need Why would that make me feel better? OH LOOKS so interesting :D I love the girl she looks like such a BOSS! But the man behind is scary man And then what? It's totally worth to pay extra for a good mattress. It makes a hell of a difference between some crappy stuff from the discounter (is this an actual English word? Herpes is NASTY. He probably was like: Ok.... Team Number Mark. Fine with it. Do any of you have mic's? if not well * hips for days indeed First one looks so much like Cave Story oh shit i have the same CPU :O but im using a GTX 660 ti. Of course they don't care once the damage is done. That amount of created e-mails which were made to do this.. Why...just...why would you do this Awesome So is this the only box that'll be hidden? Oracle Oulu + that sphere + Charge stone (+10% Rec and increase crit chance) = Down voted. . Paywall blockage I would be interested to know the reason behind their disgruntlement I'm not an expert but from my short three month run in this game, I can tell that a Fracture league (would it also stack with the Fracture map mod? Dude, that happened once to me. I stared in the mirror and then my eyes were suddenly looking in different directions, damn I was fucked up Define "that"? Well his first mistake is thinking that Socrates would've been a libertarian. Finally something legitimately creepy. Have an upvote. It's been too long /r/creepy. Also because nobody wants to actually watch the jays It would be clearer than their actual pictures So many confessionals GunPorn" How cold is it there? Well, that answers my question. I queued up once/twice a day since it's been out and even did 5 queues in 2 days each. Maybe it's tailored to certain people or you just got some bad coding Sick keyboard, but that^trampstamp NO ONE KNOWS ITS A MYSTERY I have lots of stories... I'll tell you a recent one because it's fresh in my memory. As my class was getting ready for their group activities, one of my students decided it would be great to pick his nose and eat it. I teach at a middle school Wait, Keith Aulie is still in the NHL? Hold the fucking phone. This damn thing says to wipe from front to back... My whole life is a lie PP looking pretty good actually Is anyone else getting a message saying their IP has been banned on the forums? I haven't done a single thing on ubisofts website except log into my account Wait, Drago is 39? ..or does it? I am a Canadian and even I didn't think of this. OMG Daye hit a 3 Girls ass look great from behind, but a fit mans ass from the side.... Nippon responded to me in french Sometimes they make up for quantity with quality. I know. Well what I really meant was that I wanted to get an early start on drinking. That's totally what I meant. ( No. He flavored the drink first. As a hunter you could turn on track dragonkin. Lady Katrana Prestor would show up as a dot on your mini map. You've never been bitten by rabbits, have you? Sad thing is i was try to hit the back button in the picture I am so confused. My dad was the one who took me to the comic shop where I bought my first packs and found my first friends to play with. Eventually I found people at school who played and befriended them as well. Suddenly I was "out too much" and "always around your friends when you should be at home studying"(I just studied at school with my AP/honor roll friends who just happened to be Magic players). Guess why he took me to the store in the first place? Because I had "no friends" and was "hanging around the house too much" ~ My dad was the one who took me to the comic shop where I bought my first packs and found my first friends to play with. Eventually I found people at school who played and befriended them as well. Suddenly I was "out too much" and "always around your friends when you should be at home studying"(I just studied at school with my AP/honor roll friends who just happened to be Magic players). Guess why he took me to the store in the first place? Because I had "no friends" and was "hanging around the house too much" ~ No, the old road jersey but it had "D. H. SEDIN" and then 22 above 33 on both the back and the arms. Double Maxwell, right? For some reason I feel old too :) my mother could have given graduate-level seminars on the topic. Unfortunately, she stuck with the "experiential learning" model there will be a next time, wont there? ^^^so ^^^zexy ^^^doodle-dooped ^^^with ^^^C3 ^^^cause ^^^he ^^^ain't ^^^a ^^^man? ^^^ I didn't even realize it was there, I was too fixated on Cartman I think I can see the face of Virgin Mary in there! Mistakes have been made. could have atleast tested the tower... they do worse dmg THATNEEDSTOBEATHING! Yeah we just started substitution haha so that looked a little scary. So was my u choice right? Huh really? I don't recall getting 20k exp and 1k crystal rewards from any of my 100 rare missions and I've done tons of missions Oh God, she's an OB-GYN Something slightly similar happened to me, woke up one day completely cross eyed. Never had been in my life, was fine the night before...here's the kicker...the blood work came back that it could be lupus....SOMETIMES IT IS LUPUS!!!! I agree, kalista looks like gnar, quinn and team-delivery orianna ult how does one smoke coffee That golem pull was so sexy soooo Why did you use it *a second time* when you know the servers are unstable? 3:15 I KNOW!!! Ah, I have to try to tt someone out How!? But. It doesn't come out til December 17th? I NEED IT NOW ( Holy shit, where did you get them? I have a husky that looks identical to these in every way My mistake. the real wtf here is ..... he's. completely. serious. Yea I'd love if empty clothing could be folded to occupy 2 slots. Hate when my raincoat is 2x2 What. i've never seen the extended version Are you sure it's tin dioxide? I did a google search and tin dioxide is colouring for ceramic glazes This gif needs to be longer. Mini gold or mini golf? Also... There is a mini golf level wat. I've never even seen snow. I live in Australia, surrounded by a lot of rainforest. I've always wondered what it felt like to touch snow and how soft it is ya te digoooo esto es la bomba!!! que guay isisis, vamos a todas mis amigas se lo voy a decir esto hay que darle vidilla que lo desechable es una caca..madre mia diez años!!! Wow, that was fast! So my 36mp D800 with better everything makes smaller compressed RAWs (~40mb) Gracias Bebote! jajaj Teenage Creature looks like a cute Billy Corgan eating a puppy. (r/weirdboner) Yeah I thought that was cheesy as all hell actually. lol. Then I clicked on his boxrec profile and I was like I'm watching the preview now and WOOOOOW, do people like that really exists in the USA? man you're so fucked If that's her 'diet' food, what the hell does she eat when not on a diet? Holly cow, i have never before encountered this genre. I've just youtubed it and It is... not good, to say the least... Oh my God, so Steve is *really* a thing now? What the hell do you people wear that has a potentially-painful mesh right where your dick is? Yes, you're right. That's way soldiers refused to use it as antimalarial during The 2nd WW. It makes urine blue... I would break up with my gf just to smell somebody's fingers that have been in her ass I don't think anyone will care to be honest because no one will be stupid enough to actively buy instances to corp A 970. I thought only maxwell had dsr Wait. What day were you born?! Mine is on the 20th! Boomey So, that's the Asian text bug people have been telling me about... 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But he fails to touch on a lot of the aspects of the game that are relevant for me as a consumer, such as length of the game (he mentions a "two hour run", but Im not too sure if that means that he figured he couldnt beat it after 2 hours or that thats just how long it took to beat the game, heck, from all I know it could be a game where all youre supposed to do is get as far as you can in order to get some kind of highscore this picture doesn't even look real, at least I know how I would look next to a extremely tall person (since it seems I'm the same height of the dude in the middle)...it creates an optical illusion My asshole puckered when I saw this How much does D2 cost People tie shoes without the hoops??? How did it got there? In bed ## ## How does he not? I did not see the parentheses at first and I was like... You two are like the same person. I just got back from quitting d3 vanilla a year ago into RoS. 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I raised mine in le wow. Mind you, they are all from outside my region, so they get a X1.7 bonus to the experience they get (got them from the GTS). Also, I had never seen the ridiculous HP a level 100 blissey has I thought that was what a grown Chinese woman looked like i managed to clear red(custom game so no leash, smite red buff) -> golems -> blue(no backing How can you tell? When I read this comment, I was reminded of that scene from asdfmovie where he goes "I'm going to punch you in the face." "But it's opposite day So many NGO jargons Really? Never noticed that Wait. you need a Wii U AND 3DS in order for your digital games to register? Right? He's cute AND he grows things! But is he single... Wait, I clicked on this and I though it is just some kind of joke or a fake profile. Is that for realz? Suicide is and should remain illegal and everyone guilty of suicide should receive the death sentence! That stack is more than 23. they make ones you can speed solve? 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I know, It's amazing watching his videos on farming Super____Descends. 20 second runs Lmao I can't tell if either of you are being sarcastic or serious. Your call! I'd have no way to know. shit. I scored 93% Plot twist: you still could be in the same town ( You can't hear Vettel's? But he loves eating shit! (◕‿◕✿) It's like his life~ :3 ~~They steal all my kool-aid :'( ^(UM. OBVIOUSLY YOURS. I DID NOTHING :D) ?! It wasn't enough to save me! I had to have my fiancé pull me back. Those continental europeans stop for nothing Hmm why did it not use my profile picture Sounds like a great house! Oh god I do love those Centurion Dynamo Cores, I can't help but pick them up whenever I see them, most Dwemer things actually. And so many books Shadowbanned? he is much better than him... he's still warroring him tho Someone has a time machine Hey everyone, I've updated the ad to reflect a $1k drop in price, I had a compression test done and in spite of the fact that a certain guy I know with two thumbs managed to win a few events in it, the car did fail it's compression test and will need the engine rebuilt eventually to be at its optimum (this shouldn't alarm anyone the engine does have 127k miles on it Hey everyone, I've updated the ad to reflect a $1k drop in price, I had a compression test done and in spite of the fact that a certain guy I know with two thumbs managed to win a few events in it, the car did fail it's compression test and will need the engine rebuilt eventually to be at its optimum (this shouldn't alarm anyone the engine does have 127k miles on it Dafuq... Are they running a human centipede over there? Damn, this just gets better with each episode. Episode 4 was fantastic. It's amazing what a haircut and clothes can do for a persons looks I didn't think it was possible Hi there. Did she kick him in the balls? on top of that, krug/gromp buffs could certainly benefit laners as well. Imagine Kog or Trist with Krug late game Why the heck does it say "jezyk polski" instead of just "polski"? It literally means Polish Language; you wouldn't say English Language Good LORDT...massive she-hooves aside, that body...them legs... NO PUEDO CREER QUE TE HAYA FUNCIONADO!!! Depends on the temp. I drove from Atlanta to Savannah (a 300+ mile trip that takes 5 hours on a bike) in subfreezing weather. And I did not have the gear for it I don't know what I expected...but it sure wasn't that I googled it too... Turns out I have seen them before at the doctors office, I thought they were mini benches for like mom and sick kid. Thats what i used 'em for, to have my boy snuggle on me while we watited... Yay!! Good luck with dem upload speeds Yay! I'd have to use the world explorer because my grandparents came over from italy. That's damn expensive. I'm already feeling the pangs of withdrawal knowing that there's no Arrow or Agents of SHIELD next week (( The time it took to make the thread and sort through everyone's comments and check the song on youtube, or groove shark, you could have just listened to the first and last 30 seconds of every Tool song and found it by now. I went there in June (2nd week). It was 114F Sorry 😂 silverfish cant be THAT bad, can they? Homeless people get paid more than me Our clan (Vortex) just matched up against a clan with 96 wins and we were all impressed then I see this O_o, can you stop me and the others You had friends that ate rocks Why did i watch that again ? they look so normal i welcome our alien overlords Dis you? ( OH MY GOD. The opening song. Still waiting for a new video he promised for two months I need all 5 of them WTF, Were they even trying to avoid them? Its almost like there are more white than black people in the US Wait wait... Could comcast be working with gamestop? What happened here? I think salmon ladder likes Felicity too and it is following her That's amazing! Imagine the leg strength it takes to pull off a trick like that! May be it's just good viral by Bud Light? Nog nooit van gehoord! Heb in m'n nieuwe studentenhuis echt 25 mbps en we kunnen pas over 8 maanden van contract wisselen Pants are Tal Shiar, but other than that, good eye Really? The ninja war lasted for 2 days, 3 years in real time. Heck it's going 100 episodes strong right now hahahahaha that delights me! *Looks at you again THANK U SO very much That's why I remade my character after 4 hours of her looking like If this is the retired one, imagine what the new one looks like! Dude repost all of this to /r/glitchinthematrix,this is so cool yet creepy!! Remember deja vue means a glitch in the program. I enjoyed it, OP what genre is this? Holy fuck Xray and Vav are inhumans Package? Scavenger hunt? Heb ik iets gemist I JUST. NOTICED YOUR FORUM NAME. Yes! That or "[insert name] you talk too much! Shhhh" followed by inane laughter I've got around 4 of the shrinking serums. Your arms look like they are both pinned down. Who the fuck took the picture?? Bloodly Hell! You're huge. I have not tried Kiwi LOL i noticed that too I didn't read the title and thought this was a comparison between last and next gen..... You are the oldest 15 year old I've ever laid my eyes on. If I didn't know any better I'd think you were my husband lol really 6 purchases all knucklehead radar, the biggest pos helmet in the game lol, xur isn't getting another mote from me, until next Friday its sooo fluffyyyyy XD mine saw it this morning after i received the email from teeturtle and she was like did they get banned for hacking? I'm sorry I'm a bit behind on the times I have been using non-stick pans my whole pregnancy. No one ever told me not to... I played ME for the first time last year and went through ME1 mostly unspoiled except for knowing I'd have to choose between them. Then went into ME2 totally spoiled and desperate not to let anyone die. Then ME3 with no fucking clue of the trauma I was in for and then omfg I had to face down Kaidan over the barrel of a gun > And who doesn't have their own home when they're getting married? Where the fuck do they plan to live? How about you use your MICROPHONE and talk to your team. 2 hours last night, not a peep out of any of my teammates. Light week for injuries then, with only Walcott, Sanchez, Welbeck, and Wilshere to be evaluated for fitness today I always thought HDMI was the best I trust you.... I don't think you're a zombie at all TIL: there are trucknuts o_o I had a similar experience a few years ago... Never again I think they were shadowbanned Trust me: IT'S WORKING Now I really *really* need a girlfriend! 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This looks like a perfect match I had never heard of her... looked her up, and apparently she lives like 20 minutes away from me. Um. just buy a copy of Windows 7 dude. you know from a distributor??? elf What? Trusting a random guy on internet who claims to be a doctor for medical advice. So you just put on the ankle strap (I assume on the ankle) and how does it get hooked up or grounded? What? Pull the plug on your computer, not the router. It's almost as if this commercial's target audience isn't the competitive scene Dafuq, who let him go seriously? How is it possible to get 120 hours of community service for killing 3 people? HOLY HELL. Not sure if trolling or actually being serious.... Didn't even include said VOD? OP plox deliver Iba a uno en villa urquiza, cerca de la estacion Drago In Normals queue for 9 minutes now. Since when did I become Challenger? I'm actually looking at this while in the VCU commons. Oh hey, Daggs. We met this morning in Nuimari. I did not kill you. Although I almost did accidentally. bribe for what I'm all like I love these posts. Looking at 100 different foils is incredibly satisfying. Don't mind me as a sit here and drool over your deck. I thought that was 'Taker at first glance Found a level 17 Zigzagoon when my Mudkip was level 10 right outside Petalburg Woods I would love to know who thinks renting for the rest of your life is better than buying MM? Really? I hadn't considered that. I usually just say "Thanks for the sub!" but just a little wordier. So far with every single person its sparked up a conversation, besides maybe one or two. My experience has been different. Nice job. My 33 yr old white anglo friend just had her 1st child and calls her "bae". I'm like For some reason I thought you were shortening "cluster headaches" and I was thinking " dat keyboard wow Nazta Mine is female and has Grudge. o_O Connor I actually live in O-town, too, just have family in Utica. Shit's getting real I wouldn't risk pound transfer with her and the current state of the pound itself :( Plus she has that cool mutant aisha collar and it's one of the only things she can wear, and it'd get stuck with you and no other pets can wear it. It's odd that you can't transfer her away, though, i thought the restriction was only on adopting! Why did someone downvote this? My calendar has what? where are you Did you at least read the article? uhm .. not trying to burst your bubble but if you hook the titan it's not ALY Thank you Oh damn, it's like the written version of a jawbreaker.. Yeah, but are we *aware* that we are ignoring everything that isn't there? it focusses on not shooting your hooks on titans* I leave the porch light on for my wife. It kills me as soon as she opens the door, a few moths always make a dash inside.. bouncing off my monitor all night while I'm redditing and shit ima guy True, I didn't think that was possible I replied I feel like Arthur had the most impressive play except for his daily double and final jeopardy wagers. He lost around 24k from these if memory serves me You did? I got a Lord Sodis DAMN! even putting .bak at the end of the healths.plist and respring, Health is still working!!! It is still counting my steps in background Did you already read all the guides to the right? I want to steal this for my high school English class Dang, that was one fast sniper! twine bailer Was just cruising Amazon, looking at a few Japanese sellers when BAM!! Craziness happened. Theres no way this is for realz... is it? How many people did he kiss Wow, Felco is 3-4x the price of Fiskars here Missed this thread earlier I haven't been on steam in months I've seen this submission a few times, and I never noticed the nipple ring until now. My doctor told me to wait 3 weeks before having sex. Or can it stand it? man its the regenerators! All those voices in a dark room.... I always thought he said "biscuit" I'm amazed how many people downvoted a call for critical thinking to be taught in schools. You should study because what if the zombie apocalypse does happen. And you were destined to make the cure for the zombie virus, if you don't study for this test and fail that path that you were destined for it will disappear. Jefferson's still alive? Stretch? You take it out by unscrewing the bean hopper as if you were adjusting it coarser, then removing the hopper, then pulling the top burr out. It's not moving? personally, I would use two strands of yarn but your yarn looks pricey so I don't know if you'd want to do that. I'm kind of surprised about the needle size they recommend too, seems a little big We're actually sneaking!! I got mine put in...mid August and at the end of September I had a 13 day long period There's no way Hank is younger than Scott. Oh woooooooow... Mother of god Would not want to live in that cabin in real life. "Our mascot is a groper" ( What can? title mentions anet. where's anything about anet in the picture? As much as I don't want this to be a 5 day run... I also don't want this to be an 81+ day run... I live in Mississippi (northern, near Tennessee). What the hell is the Holiness Church? I have endogenous depression and can't even claim sick allowance now because of some DWP directive. I live on £65 a week, a quarter of which goes on bills. I'm waiting on a diagnosis for autism spectrum syndrome. 650 euros is £780. I get £260 a month. She gets three times as much as I do I approach it one of two ways, depending on the project. Either I say "fukkit!" and start the new row by chaining two and doing a double crochet stitch in that first stitch, or else I consciously relax a bit before I chain 3 -- and then, when I come back around, I usually stick the hook into the top of the stitch, between the two "loops"... which I hope makes sense... Lol! Thanks. It was a real nail-biter. I needed one more but I didn't have the ISO to throw at the portal. Super happy about this guy but I think I'll have to take a break from this game for a bit... I may have overdid it the past few days is this in tennessee? i think i've been to this store before 404'ed The anatomy in your style of drawing is terrifying After my kids started calling them names, it's grandma and papa from me as well. If it's just us, it's first names, but honestly, I want to call them mom and dad. Grandma is okay with this, sheriff deputy papa would make fun of me He's 11... I ordered the first day she opened (October 6th). My order was shipped October 23rd and I received it the first week of November (getting it to Canada is always slower, although for the first 5 days of tracking there was no update until suddenly it was in Miami, long way to go south to get all the way north again i cant even begin to guess at make model or year. "THIS IS NOT /R/BEATINGWOMEN." except the top 15 links are about a cop decking a woman or other vids of women getting hit A lot of these look weird or unnerving Well then, I didn't realize you could void non-spirits too. You just threw those people's souls into the fade. Congratulations! Also, I'm super jealous of that monitor. Our looks like it is straight out of the nineties, weighs more than the baby and takes up just as much room. Wait, you're asking him to take on Maxwell without a healer? I have no idea what I've just listened too Ohh.. thanks. When you equip a rifle, you lose your sword. The rifle becomes the sword! Omg I would flip out (in a very good way) if this really happened. ah no? se supone que si.. I'm German, never heard anyone saying that thats what i am looking for avec ta femme ?! It got me and I was just watching it get you... I didn't ask him for free stuff. When i first met my fiance she said if i ever even kissed another girl that would be the end of it. Funny how it all turned out in the end Well... that was weird How can you have the mind numblingly boring s3 higher than s5? als je 112 belt en er blijkt geen overval te zijn, krijg je dan een boete ofzo? Noted, and moving her :3 Thing is, I'm certain she was type 5 when I first added her. I wonder if her arena AI was changed later on? Skyrim with *one* save? One year my mom had a back injury so I was in charge of the turkey (with her lying on the living room floor, shouting instructions at me.) The little thing popped up so I was about to take it out and she said "oh I usually leave it in for another 20 minutes or so to make sure it's actually done." Omg my reaction as I sprinted out of there would have be "nopenopenopenope!!!" This is some creepy stuff... those hips! those tits! that bush Are you suggesting the player characters should be able to rape the children? Who the fuck cares ? Awwwww shit! Not drunk... Asian. Oh you're right Why the ranked reward mount is in collection? Back from the vet. Annual visit, shot updates, heartworm meds, and toothpaste for two dogs = almost $500 It wasn't even that clever a joke. Ugh, that's ridiculous! I'm in Missouri and I got my order yesterday with the regular/free shipping How do you know we will get a remodel after awlilix? Thanks! I think somewhere along the way the permissions for the files in the download folder changed Wooow... what a pace from this team! I've had a moderate amount of banter about 10 hours in, so I'm not sure what's up. I'm wondering if there are certain trigger spots on maps or certain conditions that need to be met before one starts up. Sometimes banter starts right when I load a map. Where are all these pillows coming from? There are sooo many! He flings and flings until one would think he was making pillows out of chakra or something. It is then that he realizes that he has no nore ammo, and Midori now has all the pillows Goddammit that ass OMG I never noticed that one wtf man?! Wait, why is it intentional? ┬ノಠ─ಠ┬ノ ( I just watched an hour long blizzard ad to get to the video and have it be 30 seconds long. That's good. Does she still "only date white people"? ノ┬ಠ─ಠ┬ノ ( Those ears! Hmh. I only get a black screen, frame-rate flashes at the bottom at times. I hear steps in the background... uh. Acts the same both in Direct to Rift and extended. Running win7 64bit, GTX 970, updated my drivers just the other day OMG, this is my dream ship. Might melt all my ships for this stunning expedition vessel. If this is actually legit, it most definitely will be a collector's item. Wow cows are not at all portrayed as if they have feelings, the way for example an elephant is wow thats a nice body Each skybox in each constellation in eve online changes has you got threw them slightly, size, prospective ect... if anything that's a Photoshop but its.. pretty much the same Yea, some things I see get reported and I'm just like........ WOW Meh... I go through a little bit of everything and typically find myself playing devils advocate Mom? His logic of "you claim that Cosby demonstrated the accusations were false, I've seen no evidence of this and would like a source for your claim?" is fucked up? 4th, shows how bad I am at stalling i don't know why anyone would want to see pictures of someone else's friends. You don't want to drink melted snow is.. is that godzilla @ top center? Woah, why are you on this thread? i cant see it whatsoever... is it just me Why do you need to be drunk to do it? Most guys don't like guys that are drunk all the time, or that need to be drunk in order to be with them. It's a *huge* turnoff actually and being a bartender that deals with drunk people all day, why would he want to date someone who is drunk all of the time? It would be like bringing his work home. I was just wondering why do they specify F2 if any key also works. at first I thought you meant average lifespan of NHL defensemen by team, and then the first number I saw was 29.3. I was like This is creepy...yet oddly satisfying. ...maybe he is dead. Cougar=Monkey Some people can do this by muscle memory alone. Particularly speed runners. boobsology department?? In what world is CS:GO not heavily strategy based?? You should have seen the look I gave the picture when I first saw it I had a coworker tell me on the first day of the job (for both of us) that she was a swinger and very active in "The Lifestyle." Another demonic pokemon? this is actually scary.... Well ok but what the hell does the neighbour's cute daughter have to do with it? Como me poderia esquecer Why are their legs so skinny?! But i took the screenshot myself I've run into plenty of people on NA who can't speak english. WTF is this real!? It was either Nightmare on Elm Street or Poltergeist. I thought it would have been Barbarella but for some reason that shit is apparently rated PG Da fuq? I don't find this city to be particularly racist. Try going to Eastern or Southern Europe Rashil is a dedicated healer so like dude nobody's talked about the turtles man.... Wow after killing Hexpop I did not expect Andy to win I am boring engineer by day, even more boring person by night. I work in alaska but live in the south east lower 48. I decided to give reddit a try for some conversation but its a bust. Dont think im computer hipster cool enough for reddit. So thats me uhm Wow, I never noticed it but the archer class is really made up of archers Where on earth is this and how can I get that movie poster Had that same thought. Looks like a whole lot of " That's weird.. That's beyond me though, I have no idea why it would do that Ooooooh yes. I'm a regular lurker there. ( Ohh shit it's a felony to try anything like this? It's finally over Then i can crawl out from under it and watch you sleep wat? You have sit down coffee shops that only use disposable cups? This sounds like emails I get from my mom You get cubbies?! We get hooks! That... is actually interesting information. I didn't know those things were so expensive, but they are pretty darn complex so I guess that would make sense. Of those 400, how are they provisioned? Like, do State Police get priority when it comes to gear? I know that in PA for example, local police can't use radar guns (or something like that) but state police can to catch speeders. I always thought certain police things were funny like that. There are seven of you Is J.J still signed with you guys? ........ The very first part before they show any actual "air movement", the translucent looking spheres, kinda looks like light going through a spec of dust, is there a name for that visual/look/thing? I see something like that in my vision at all times which leads me to believe I have a hair in the back of my eye or something Is the Text Post Only Mode disabled tomorrow? I did a sick wombo combo (with a 5 year old assist) and I need to upload it I sort of agree, as you're talking about Rome itself. The story was really solid though, every aspect of it. Brotherhood is so weird on my PC though, that I can't run Brotherhood well for shit, but I run Unity on high-ultra settings If you think about it, games are virtual items. am i living in the same building with u? Just once, 4 hours in. Character creation as well. She looked fine in the world, but in the cutscenes she was all That is ultimate fap belly W.T.F Ahh the satisfaction of pulling a big clump Ouya master race? Bridesmaids. Everybody was like "oh, women are funny now!" Apparently the world's slowest catfight is funny? So who won ? ...WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?! Not much, except the entire set up for DAI. putting up your moa flair might help with that =) also we had a vaga fleet? > Wow...he just came out and said it. I did not say that You've played 60 more consecutive days than me according to wastedonlol.com and I've been playing the game since 2011... She is giving you or the blueberry a death glare. OH MY....I HAVE NOW REACHED ENLIGHTENMENT! What's the mileage on that car? Holy shit Oh. omg you feel me Come è possibile allora che a me quello che metto nel carrello UK me lo trovo pure in quello ITA? What are you smoking? Wow, in that second clip, when he moves his aim to the enemy's position. I just started playing, but that was an insane speed in relation to how precise he landed on the guy's head with his crosshairs I'm definitely glad I did it, but it was my first time doing a psychedelic and the whole slow time lego thing had me like woah Dutch sounds quite similar to English Who are you talking about? I just turned off my 3DS. Atom What the hell, im on mobile and I could see it You read that it was part of the installation process but didn't do it? I get emoticons :) : D =) :-) ;) B-) I seriously didn't know that I-It is a Huras... am I gonna die tomorrow or what Are there cobwebs on your trigger? That sounds so ominous. there's always ps5? 50 bucks for a week's worth of work Ah, so you're going the opposite direction. Hoping for your sake he's not a 12lber like your brother! What the shit? I'm not angry Not even Warcraft 4 Same here. that woman thanking god made me angry. I wonder if she is, now that he is dead, blaming the surgeons for not saving him from the heart attacks The STRAIGHT up truth, dude. I remember when I saw the weigh in pictures, I was like ** HNGGH They just totally mind-fucked everyone with that Why the fuck is Lilith picking her nose ? I have the opposite problemo Yeah, the BH have been a slow squeeze where as this definitely felt like period cramp. Which when it happened I was like "Huh, that's something I haven't felt in ages" After this it went seamlessly into a Joey Lawrence video ( After I died to you somebody asked how much health, and you said full... I was like exactly! I have a decent amount of cabling that looks messy but its spaced out and most of it is just my computer and perifs. mfw Could you do 5? Not sure how many you have on hand, but there are a ton of legendaries in ORAS i've never seen these characters in the anime errr... Where can I find more updates actually What i'd do to be between them I'm sorry, which club? But lag depends on the connection Who was spying on me to make this comic about my life?! *Both* dicks? That Mars image must have have been taken on a good day with little dust being blown around. It's so earth-like! my local burger joints in socal are cheaper even The hivemind works in myserious ways ( Theirs an awful lot of weiners in that game WTF is she doing? Nobody was standing behind her? Looks like she is air drying Any 5-0IV Mudkips left per chance? Da fuck.. is that Gordon Ramsay?!? Maybe he wanted it to be global Little shop of horrors part 2 Holy... I use a gun that kills people. It's like being in the Twilight Zone. The dude that Allen threw the ball to looked like Keenan Allen I still don't see the video games and movies calendar being updated. This is odd, they would usually release it the sunday before At first I assumed this was too stereotypical to NOT be satire. But looking at his other videos, I think this may be genuine Seriously HA! Glass with the assist The hammah!! Uh oh, you sure you want my snaps Comment removed. Thats not something you can adequately prepare for in a few hours REAL POCKETS, GOD DAMNIT. They're so hard to find!! And the face has gotten over by doing everything the heel does. Thanks for the solidarity dude. It's that kind of material that is really dangerous because it appears when you're not looking for it! And you kid yourself thinking hey it's fine to look, this isn't porn it's only kim kardashian's butt, I've been doing great for 2 weeks I can handle it. And then boom it's back to youporn in the space of about 15 mins looking for her sex tape Actually, that sounds a lot like my sister. I was planning on getting something like that tatooed around my bicep area What game is that? So? New Debate: Who did the inspirational Survivor Series speech better? Vince in 2001 or Triple H here? He's so inspirational that he almost seems like a face! I was down with the burlap sack in Coriolanus, but I don't know if I can handle these spangly pants. I wasn't even aware that you could kill vengarl I went with my bf yesterday and tragically it was real. We were both incredulous of the level of ridiculousness. There were tons of people using it too Oic. The face says it all. Yeah, that's the one. I'm trying to figure out the name. So. Much. White. Noise. Duuuuuude. That would've been awesome. I haven't seen S8 because of the horror people have said it is. But I'm so tempted! wait what am i going crazy or does it say zigzagoon now Tremendo. Cómo se les ve el plumero Didin't this idea come up last week? Hmmm...pity. I also posted in TipOfMyTongue a little while ago. Hopefully someone will stumble upon it that recognizes the video description. Or it will remain a mystery for the rest of my life ... Looked at your link. Wow, that scotch egg looks PERFECT. And though I hate eggs and sausage (didn't even like them when I was a ham), it looks divine. "Aahhhhooooooo Werewolves of Thunder!" So. uh. if you like it, I can ask my friends to keep writing... I guess What did she do, exactly? Can this be the year?? I was able to get in for 30 seconds and do my daily login bonus before it went back down.. Blackhand: Wtf is going on in here Narzul/Guldan's shoulder skull: We've seen some shit O_O ...should I say that in person or should I text him...? at 1:50... Penus? Wait, he did WHAT? Those teeth I thought I was hungry. I'm not, now. Thanks. im in As opposed to a proven rookie... actually this could be a nice game mode ! I think Gumi maxed the consecutive login bar for everyone.. I was at half bar yesterday but when I logged in after servers went online, I had a full bar.. Is that red buff? How can you possibly guess the location of this water dispenser based on this image..? Sometimes it makes me laugh out loud. Sometimes it keeps me up at night. Sometimes it makes me question reality... i hope someone from bts will read and answer this question. LD is most probably watching that thumbnail Lilly chatters incessantly? In a threesome with her brother..... I just ban warwick every game, I wonder how he hasn't climbed in the most banned champions yet, he is 7 most banned champion with a ban raet of 54%, Warwick really is a high priority pick nowadays Can confirm, am utahn. I fucking need this! same here, i remember reading the first jenkins stories and then somehow ending up here and discovering clint stone and so many more. Billy-Bob still seams quite new to me What the hell is that second video I was actually the second person behind him. I wouldn't have asked in any case, auntie and uncle looked so incredibly stressed out as the queue built up really long. Uncle was chopping the white chickens so fast and hard I thought he might chop his fingers up * I, too, played it on PC 20$ Thing is I turned defragmentation off from my SSD cause it doesn't do anything for it apparently. Could it be because of this? (> How did you manage to decipher that it was a cat note? Which schoold was this? ... dude(tte), are you serious. This game changed A LOT since I stopped playing. There are space levels now I often wiggled with these suckers until they fall off Oh my god. How useful would this be!? I read the whole thing please tell that story. Man, Chris Tatarian has gotten so amazing, his play last night was stellar. Also, Ken is so good in Ultra I (male) was probably 13 years old or so. Was at a big gathering of people at someones house where a party was going on. Us kids were all hanging out in one room, which sucked for me cause I was the oldest, so it was pretty damn boring. Anyway, some 9 or 10 year old girl took a running leap, tackled me, and then kissed me on the lips! I would have happily paid 10x that amount! It is mostly 3rd person stuff like AC Blackflag and Unity (which actually runs VAC Bans incoming ... Seems like only USA, Australia and Southkorea will get the Gear VR this year I find this distubing on more then one level I haven't beat any of them "iPhone charger"? That's a really shitty aspect of the system. holy fuckin shit. did not expect that. that's terrifying Best lineup I saw chemistry wise was probably: Wroten, Random Guy, KJ, Sims, Davies... Because we need more buildings and not new infrastructure sorry to hear that man. ive had my fair share including missing 2 years when i broke my back. People bought executioner's calling? Never we're all stuck watching that circle go round and round till all the courses we want are gone I never thought of it that way... You sure you not already on drugs I've always dreamed of being on Jeopardy! I don't think I'm ready yet but it would be soooo awesome Thank you shibe-bro! =} Shibro Wo hast denn das Narrativ her? Did--- Did that Lioone just use Mud Sport.... properly??! Vs our Electric pokemon?!?!?! I... am super confused ... 2 playthroughs already I never fully appreciated what a monster that man is Holy crap what the fuck Is it just me or is that Cho? I wonder why we in germany along with greece got the update first even tho we get the Gear VR later We have similar, but rabbits and cats... Its eye looks so human What kind of fore-grip is that and where do I get it Can confirm, braum does not scare warwick if hes got the right items uhh is this Chogath? Snorri? Piemonte? that's how Warlord is played, very fast paced map with lots of killing but FFA with 10 ppl? Ganja? I don't think I've lived my life that way. Hell, I don't think I've ever had pump and dump sex. Wow, all gone already How so fast? this is the **THING** kahzix is guarding us from... ** "It's all a fairytale, that's all this is".......... My language switches to Korean a lot but I SWEAR I'm not touching the alt button. It drives me crazy in LoL If that's the case, then NZ has lifted dramatically, as it is far larger than it is now. How can melting ice drop sea levels? How could you forget? It's what makes Miracle... Miracle. Gonna be completely honest, I didn't even know that conversation was happening in this sub in 4 months Go outside Not sure I want to know the source. Oh. My. Lawd. Maybe that explains my getting a legendary fusion rifle off a blue engram a little while ago. People wish for eternal lonliness?? Yeah, but the shit I saw puts it straight into cult territory. Seriously, I'd read about this shit in the smaller Trotskyite sects - but I never expected to see it outside of that context. How'd you know what I was working on? 800 ON ZEK Throw gunk... And have it turn into an ethereal field are they really ( Do people actually go outside looking like this? My regular audience is pretty active and I have great retention, so hopefully it evens out vs six or seven sessions that popped up from a single location. Too much prettiness Nah, it was nothing special. It was just a really young me hiding in an unused trash can that my parents bought just for that, lol. Hopefully that was why they ACTUALLY bought it I've never seen this Dude, this girl just called me up to get answers to some assignment. Then half an hour later this guy calls me up and says he "likes" her and he'll break my ass if I ever speak to her again Over $2,200 worth of hats there. Does anybody question what Ajay does for a living? I mean he didn't seem very worried or disgusted after getting his first kill. Unless it hasn't been his first Hey baby, do you like snakes? 'Cause I have 5 at home (I actually used this line on one of my current partners, it worked stick a tampon in your vagina...and stop being a dick.....?? Mental block :0, and I've been dying these last 2 days, I got a neurological collapse Wow that's really good dang I've watched the Simpsons for years and never noticed this until now... I don't remember writing this comment. I've never done oxy. How did you comment from my account? TV + Granny = Does this mean that the Turkish military coup d'etat is a form of the banhammer? Yep, I do it after the prologue and a couple times randomly. Also I look at the control assignments. I figured everyone did that Holy shit!!! Creepy What a filthy list of image tags Their shoulders shouldn't dislocate that easily, even for kids whose tendons and muscles haven't fully developed into the conglomeration of meat and gristle we call a "joint" even though it's not actually a ball and socket. I notice this the R5 is 5 lbs lighter than the R4 LOL but that derp face photobomb was cute :3 but this kotori...? How'd it go? Do you like them or do you love them? While I am 100% sure there are cheats out there (though thankfully at least this time it's not like ME3 coop where you can just edit your client credits amount and there isn't even a server check Would you mind if I ask for your darion stats or some screenshots You have artists to thank. ._. Your hands look awesome to me If you give me number 2 I'll let you meet my friend Ben. what scanner? For farming the materials I'm pretty sure there's Zelnite leaders everywhere Alright, update :D as of the next map cycle it's live on the server. If you find any bugs please tell me so I can appease the honey badger living inside my head, ordering me to keep fixing maps until they have reached perfection I love her red panties too How do you make a game last for 14 minutes? Even with back-to-back fevers, I barely get any noticeable extra time. .... taste the rainbow? Great explanation Even google doesn't know what it is This reminds me of the time some posted in /r/pics a picture of a bag of frozen fishsticks with a pair of glasses in the bag I hope they are. It's kind of depressing to have someone outline your whole life based on a number ( Thank you! I guess that stained glass went around the internet a couple of times, huh... It's funny, but the lightsaber is about the only thing on my tumblr that I did not make! Completely sewed that Jedi costume all by myself though (well not the boots but that's another hobby altogether). I didn't even know you could make lightsabers at home Original Post by: /u/O-o- For a second I thought this was on /r/talesfromyourserver. And what are you doing catching flies? 10? So is he heel now? dat last picture... "Hell yeah man" " omg 38 I never noticed the galil reloaded like that... it looks like he puts the same clip back in has this got anything to do with PhysX? Goldspiral strategy worked. Atheon gave me a Mythoclast, Helmet, VoC and a sparrow.... Sup, big?... That is pretty insane Dat lip liner... .... but all you Lions fans agreed that Raiola is a dirty player When I walk through rows of people sitting down, like at the cinemas or something, I have this irrational fear that someone will suddenly begin violently violating my anus. Imagine what the red car was thinking where the hell did you pull the w out of I think it uses your system time to figure this all out, actually. :P I noticed it when I went to eat, opened the game back up, and a 3 hour mission was done. made this face: [But apparently, 9 initiative is.... Do you even at least pay money? Oh wow. I had no idea you could crochet cables Your artwork is fantastic! I can't wait until you finish your commission page Neirea still teamless? Holy shit dude How were they able to amass such a large army with so many of their provinces in Byzantine hands? Same in New Zealand, surely - 4G started rolling as soon as analogue TV spectrum was auctioned off. Is this not the same in the States? \\( He commented on your EARS? USA has some seriously messed up laws. How it is your business to know what kind of snail species Missha used? Riiiight. "Making it LOOK like you have herpes." Can we have a huge recruitment fleet to Duripant this weekend? I've always wanted to stage a huge fight on that undock just so somebody like 1-day old me would undock in his Velator & be all like Nothing loads when I click that link suddenly a cannon ball appeared! What kind of glass is big enough for the juice from 10 oranges? What in the world is google I'm also from the UK like OP and can tell you it's fucking freezing here. I have a near identical build (even same case) and the idle temps are roughly the same for my i5 4690k. <<< Typing this in a jumper, dressing gown and the heating on Yikes Bro bro is probably about as far as this is gonna go. We have common interests but you're not gonna fuck my sister. My (Aussie) sister once got kicked in the face by a dead kangaroo she was dragging This is soft news at best. AND most the story is behind a pay wall; so there's only like one free paragraph. 12 Consoles? Hipster Kassadin How fulfilling could "grampa's" life have been if he couldn't even ride a bike?! Holy crap. That would be a 350-450k value for me with the Red Codestone prices as they are now Yeah, I enjoy the 5 core line ups fighting over farm with no currier and no wards, much better as well (>O_O)> WARD UPGRADES OR RIOT (> that's 100x faster than my wired broadband line what exactly is a powdery scent? So then a bed full of blood elves? Played someone with forte and Ellington last week, barely won. Now I'm playing him again first round of playoffs... And it's PPR lv 40? > the pictures of the cheerleader's boyfriend she carried in her wallet had things written on the back like "(Hammy's name here), I love you so much babe. Here is a pic just for you. Yours always, (Guys name here)". It was totally creeptastic. 14 year olds are actually having sex? Looks like some Romans were attempting to start a tunnel but stopped midway through Im a supervisor in a specific location that deals strictly in the telecommunications industry It's almost as if it was designed for that I think the new GPS update has messed up steps because I am seeing weird stuff as well. Like 300 steps and it never moved from the charger It's the visual representation of over-stimulation OMG so kawaii!!1! I'm pretty sure they didn't have unlimited PP No way could I do this. I'm too angry a person. My best strategy (by best I mean "most realistic" and "most sustainable") would be an immediate move out of the home and a strict no-contact policy, i.e., anything you have to say to me, say to my lawyer. Wow, really? Holy crap, for a rushed drawing on Paint that's actually pretty good ! ! Or did they subtract 40 grams instead oh... my...god... do you have a dA, I detect talent here is that.... a bread knife shaped as a chefs knife I hope not because I saw two live feeds, one from Bassam Masri and one from InfoWars and some of the blatant lies and scary shit they were saying was frightening. They were there to incite violence and didn't care who the victim of that violence was.It literally felt like they had handed a camera to a very sick, sociopathic, pathological liar and said "Here you have 75k people watching, do your worst!" wait wait wait. I can't pay by Visa? there was a boot that boosts my minions?? last one was short and ended bc i decided to take a chance on someone 5 years younger. turns out, he actually didn't want a real relationship and had only asked me to be his girlfriend "to impress" me. It loaded from bottom to top for me Just sparking the SBBs of Lilith and Rowgen alone should get you well into 100k territory *eye twitch* so glad you are working from home ZOMG. what is going on today Wooooooooooooow I have not played the Arcane Warrior, but Elementalist is an insane beast at sustaining himself and dishing out AOE damage and crowd control. I would be freaked out of how overpowered an Arcane Warrior must be if he is even better than the Elementalist. I was going to post this with the title " I... What? What's the catch? what are you putting on these computers? How does one eat sex? It is not in-game screenshot? Turps saw the gif... You were a vampire once It's real! I'm not going for team fight, I'm going for agility carry with an ult that gives a damage boost and massive lifesteal.. Depending on the point of reference, he must destroy the whole universe Pastore Thats...amazing. That's what I was responding to with " It could be a...conspiracy to take over the world! es que no se que pinta el Papa..me quedo pensando y este señor que hace ahi? oh trust me i do - i plan on fixing this issue soon. i do my best to go through the lag though, i dont think it effects others since i havent had any complaints yet I am wondering how Galio has got 56,01% win rate. wtf O_O_O_O_ Only today I was writing something up about a capture the flag idea PS- Sorry for the 3-day-old reply there. I just realized I somehow stumbled into the wrong daily Actually a lot of the rioters are white too... What happened there? I think Lulu top is still decent oh Wow, I didn't thought about that No, you just havent played Monkey Island. Which is a sin in and of itself, go play Monkey Island oh yeah my bad mixed up bundesliga and germany for a second Holy crap you're right, I thought it was just an error in the error Apparently my YT-24oo's dispatched with the Royal Mail and'll be here in the next two days. Still no word of my Decimator though, which I pre-ordered weeks before the YT-24OO ( This needs to be my new phone background. I watched Mekaku and I don't remember the animation being this messed up. Well, I'm upset because I personally don't think a slap (*REGARDLESS OF GENDER* Chirst, this annoys me even more I've never wiped on confluxes on HM and wiped countless times on gatekeepers That guy seems very strange to me. Some seriously creepy vibes You have artists to thank. Yeah, shit ton of revolutions happen due to peaceful protest. Holy balls I can hear this gif If I were last, couldn't I keep everything? 2 years on Reddit, and you STILL leave out the first / Now is it just me, or does it look like his penis is missing? You have artists to thank. what same here. sure was a lot of nigger killing back then Yeah, sorry for brutally bashing Islam there.... How terrifying I was 7 maybe? Saw a movie called "The Faculty" at a friends house. Don't remember much about it. For some reason the teenagers in the movie had to inject themselves with a drug/anti-serum to not get infected by aliens...or something. Was way too young to have seen that I actually got several replies and have arranged to stay with a few awesome people. This link really pulled through for me, so thanks again! If I don’t post an update on here by December 11th, assume I have been murdered or worse. how is it bad that u use the same hero over and over ? and why do u care if its bad that u use the same hero over and over? Would you care to explain how does it work? It is super weird to me when black people don't know who won the civil war. How do you freehand something like that You have artists to thank. At around the age of 7 or so, I was in the bath with a girl around the same age, who i was good friends with, still am. She looked down and saw my . . . Johnson. She asked why she didn't have one, and I had heard that girls grow them out later. So I explained that to her as best someone at that age can, then we proceeded to . . . search for it. SUDDENLY a patch note Maybe you *were* watching you in the movies watching Interstellar. Cannot be unseen.... This man is on a bitter rampage... Oh no! He must be stopped at once. With our powers combined- we bring life to the SUPERMAGGOT who crushes all the bitter hate! I just read all mangas of AgK and, omg, the anime is soooooo far away of the story told in the manga What the fuck? Someone saying she isn't hot gets downvoted and someone agreeing gets upvoted How is your soul hellbound because you get greedy once in a while? James Deen isn't awkward I've apparently not been paying attention to the goal song, because I have not noticed that was it.. WHAT HAS I DONE Wait, how do you get the map that clean? Is that a console version thing? I'm playing on PC and after completing the Advisor Mission things, they stay on the map and just say "Completed" and show me who I used to do it, they don't go away. Is that a bug or what? What's an immigration detention center and why is it relevant? Sounds like you were in... prison for 13 years? Well I'm tired. And I have to work tomorrow. And I hate my job. Just need to survive the holiday season so I can leave and find something else. Thats uncannily like a suggestion I posted in an older thread This subreddit gets creppy at times. But the right type of creepy. Sweet jesus what are you writting right now Cept we're not his best friend... N-...No, no bottleneck at all. Like, not even close. I'm pretty sure my i5-2400 can run a 970 mostly without bottlenecks, let alone a 4690k dem arms That's cluttered? This has nothing to do with the knitting (which is very pretty, btw) but what happened to the back cover of your phone I have to think that there must me some sort of compensation if they don't deliver your parcel if you ship with their "special" options like next day shipping or what not. I've never shipped that way but seeing how much you're paying for it it just seems reasonable for them to do so What is that? anyone here one oce That's bizarre. When you realise that that 17yo girl is actually a 10yo with voice changer... When you realise that that 17yo girl is actually a 10yo with voice changer... I tried that (after my mom woke me up at 7 am by doing the 5 dishes left from the day before) and the shit storm the followed, complete with door slamming, was amazing. My mom has never slammed the door in anger before More plz there isn't really anything special about it How did you react when the announcer said "ROB!" when you selected him? who uses different kind of screws (slot + phillips) at one piece omg... i did it I saw a woman on the train ride home today who was on level 665 or something like that. I had no idea this game had so many levels in it 20 kanji a day As a waiter in a rather pitiful restaurant, I feel my time is barely worth $15/hour. Maybe I'm spoiled. I didn't that last pic is nuts,trying to eating a bigger fish. I FUCKING CALLED IT! SAKAI HAD THE HOTS FOR FUMINA! THAT BASTARD! (knowing this series I will like him later, but RAAAAAAAGE!) Also, did Sakai just noticed the gundam cameos? Did he just just break the fourth wall?!? I'm sorry. I just friend people I know. You should be. Nowadays it would be so easy it's scary. You can order everything online No idea why you're getting down-voted, you're correct... I want him on my team There was a summer when a buddy and I helped this older man build his quanset. We all took turns going on the cherry-picker, bolting down panels, climbing ladders, etc. About 2-3 months in, the man was on the ladder, and I heard a suction-ey air sound. I look, and his foot was facing backwards. He goes "Oh, there goes my leg, boys!", as he grabs it, yanks down, twists it back to the front, and stomps down. Forget the pics, I don't think I'll be able to take her seriously if we're going to be calling her "J-Law" now I always read at night and I remember that chapter because it was late and I said just one more chapter before I sleep, had to be up for work. 1 hour later I checked to see how much was left in the chapter and ..... How can it take that long? How do you send it home? Esto... ¿eing? Then they bust down the boards Looks around. Rapier was the only item i used to build;so much damage (> WÖW, varför har jag aldrig sett den innan Work at a nursing home.. it's very real. Yes, it will probably take the rest of the day for the lag to die down as everyone is trying to test everything at the same time. It's quite an interesting stress test for the server. That's so strange I never noticed If the Piledriver can get restricted use, I don't really understand why this can't You're in bed together, does he need any more hints? I don't find myself in bed casually, with people I don't like. I just got Icebreaker from a lvl24 strike How do you know it was an annoying first impression? Were you there? If so where? Your mom and sister went to a sex toy party together??? I swear that's Hiro Nakamura(He travel through time and Space) Good point. This was awesome. But TBH, if that'd been me, I would've been laughing my ass off with you. I apparently have some freakish gene mutation that causes me to be appreciative when other people do awesome things in game, even if I'm the victim of them. I mainly get pissed when I'm having an off day and playing like complete shit. :edit: downvote? Back when I played WoW (nearly a decade ago Really How does a toddler snap a disc in half? Those things take quite a bit of force to break like that I heard the autumn sale starts today Why is it so important to Israel that he agrees to *that* demand when it isn't even in Israeli law? but.... how?! a server restart should unload the chunk Wait...you could visit Kantor in Gold?! I played the hell out of that back in the day and don't remember doing so. Could you capture the original 150 Pokemon too...? Such a waste of material Now that just seems like a rather sad attempt to be /pol/ I thought that was a man, but I think it's a woman.... Is this in Saskatoon I had to lol at the name... It sounds more like a backdoor escort agency than a restaurant Hmmm.. you can level retainers? But just because he has songs that are better in terms of skills or bars, doesn't mean Shady XV has none And you have internet? Pay to play lighting? Huh.... odd... Does the second episode and onwards normally come out an hour earlier then? O_o OK, I'll believe you guys, but Why is this hosted on "USNationalistNews"? when did this happen? You have some balls. I wouldn't even dare to play with the volume on. Hell, I don't even play in public places Woah, never seen your flair before I can't even imagine how Georgians would react to someone playing Ingress while riding around on an inner-city marshrutka I commend the car driver for their nerves... the second they got swarmed they had every right to just go full speed ahead which could have gotten someone killed rather easily I get 75+ FPS when I look around the environment, and avoid staring at the dancers.. But the moment I look at one, the FPS drops to 30.. How are the other 50% of genital herpes cases caused? This story is too amazing too be true That's why we don't tell them *** Turned it off after the second. Went back and watched the rest after seeing this comment That doesn't happen to me Really? That's weird. I've had the game disconnect for so long I had to log back in (multiple times because it just couldn't connect the first or second time) and I never got a Leaverbuster warning. HOLY With Nunu and Warwick I can do this too. But its so hard with champs like Kha'zix i got 49 cancelation emails H string? Must be one of those fancy extended range basses I've heard about I don't see what atmospheric sulfur particles has to do with giant worms or deserts, care to explain to the ignorant ? Lol WTF, I can assure you I did nothing That's disturbing. You're writing code, and you're a sysadmin ...what voodoo magic do you speak of? Moral compass and game industry? HAHA There is no such a thing since the first P2P DLC. I thought you know that Awkward encounter: fairly new partner here, ex-partner comes in and starts talking to a partner she recognizes and goes on and on about how nothing has changed, except she doesn't know anyone now, since they started here x amount of years ago, then going on to say, "yeah so glad I'm out of here, SM's such a bitch" clearly making the partner/SS she's talking to uncomfortable (even awkwardly laughing and saying I can't be a part of this convo right now) because a) new partner is on the floor, b) another SS is on the floor who is also fairly new to this store and c) plenty of customers around. But this former partner kept going on and on about how SM had no personality or whatever and saying, yeah I can say whatever I want now Middle of winter in Canada, I was walking to school with frozen hell raging about when I see my friends fucking playing in the park thats on the path to school. WFT. "Hey what are you doing with your bag on?" I understand tank tests in proving grounds and maybe a healing training dummy, although proving grounds is still much better, but what use does a tank get out of a training dummy that hits like a truck? Check to make sure your defensive CDs still work? Yep, looks like they all popped... I'm ready for heroics now guys... Bale is British? Wouldn't you get poop on your wrist if you went in from behind?? I deleted a bar for my Feral druid after 8 years... And you should see my Stealth bar, it's pretty much empty ... you could just play solo... I... don't even know Holy crap! how did I not notice the similarities? are you me I have (white) mormon nparents; it amounts to the same thing. I'll never forget - I was 14, just figuring out I liked girls and boys both, and was terrified. One day in the car on the way home from church I asked what would be worse, if I came home and told them I was gay or that I was pregnant. My NStepmom said, "You better have your bags packed before telling me anything like that. My house is not a home for perverts or wayward single mothers. Oh, and don't you dare ever bring home a black man." Why were you downvoted? So awesome There's a difference? Piggybacking off your comment if you don't mind. It's... Beautiful... I want to use Natalie, because it's like a female version of Nathan, and I can kinda keep my nickname Nate. The odd part is that it would basically incorporate my old first and middle name (lee) I'm not good enough to do that, but just had to say, this kid looks EXACTLY like me when I was his age Use elza, sgx,zelnite,(lead)michele, Maxwell friend and a darvansel. I use the same team but my own maxwell instead of darvanshell and i get constant 1.8-1.9mil. And you have the units to do maxwell really easily You have artists to thank. There was a film? Yes, it is. Because any student can read a blog. Older students are expected to be able to be critical of their teachers view, while very young students often end up treating it almost as gospel. Thats why, at least in Germany, dunno about international standards, teachers are told to keep their opinions away from fifth graders while they can start throwing them in with eleventh graders, for example. Though even in the case of eleventh graders they have to give their students a chance to form their own opinion before bringing in their own and have to be careful on how they bring their opinion into it (no condemning students, for one, it sounds pretty basic but you'd be surprised at the amount of teachers who seriously manage to fuck up in that regard OMG that's so hilarious XD What the hell happens in DA:I if Leiliana is dead?! Is this recent? I remember shabby blue's work from fifteen years ago... so many characters Wait, **THIS** is a before pic?!? Miss cherry, i have never *ever* say this before... but i think it might be a bad idea... Aren't you in a relationship b/c you're seriously into that person? idk. It just seems weird to me that you don't fantasize about the person you're in a serious relationship with. The vast majority of my fantasies involve my SO. Why would I fantasize about anyone else? Wow! what if he took it from someone last thanksgiving Is Hubert the kittah really a stray? If so I'd gladly adopt! Hes adorable wtf lol? then why did pobelter saythat Wait whats a butt storage, and what did he do to retrieve it Because the other explanation sounds fucking retarded That's what the majority does though I didn't see the pole at first and thought he was hovering in mid air Oh my god this is perfect! You don't even clutter your desktop by having them sent there! Thank you so much! Why is this a thing? To think that the Goalie Graveyard days of Snow, Potvin, Cloutier, and Auld were nearly ten years ago. someone called litos name I just went back and looked at the thread... What are these ads you are talking about?! The fact that you're asking this question makes me very uncomfortable How long was that game? OMG, it all makes sense now Holy shit look at those graphics Holy. Balls. Don't feel bad about missing some of the subtler points to the game, not everything is explained to the player. I didn't notice in 50 hours of gameplay that the sun rises and sets in the wrong direction. I...she...just...what the f**k?? zealot neck? why use that? Woah Amazing... Nice try Mango god! :D :) :| I don't think anyone wants that He talks about a diabetes injury he sustained the day of the sales in 2008, their families can't adopt kids holding a pen on their right and Abdelkarim is saving weapons to attack a Bavarian giant Haha thanks for the consolation! And yeah how awkward would buying sex toys be I remember that i won invite at playdota on November, but wasnt checking playdota till beginning of January and my first impression was Your name looks so weird without a GS Ball next to it furry fan? That username? Diggle is in his 40s? Holy shit. Oh, ya? There's a hiker who says his cholesterol isn't high enough. Op are you still alive? So I thought I'd come back here and add that in the Alpha Centauri system, to get from the drop out point to Hutton orbital is LITERALLY .22 LIGHT YEARS! I'm already at 750c and still climbing in speed and it is still .22Ly, and if I try to jump it wants to drop out instead. ETA is about 2 and a half hours he got a 4770k for $200 so he's passing the savings to me WTF sif that's possible Shit! Luna is going be so piss I need to spend more time looking at chat Hopefully full metal panic is 2 cour cause...wait is this fake? LOL That because because health inxrease from Grundy The wavelength in the universe that our existence has adapted to respond to a certain way for whatever reasons we can never comprehend. But that is where the color itself comes from. It's just a small piece of the bigger endless cosmic picture. Everything is like a fractal and all is one. So it's a fractal in every single way. I wonder if there are also endless universes with endless rules and not "inside something bigger" just it is. Just got home and found that I do not have the option to install Disk 2. Does Imped units gets their Imped status carried over when they are evolved like from 5* to 6* ? my account is older than I was when I made it Oh my God! The power rangers got uvos! Weird... haha I just realized I can hear myself breath... like hard to explain lmao it sounds like a wind tunnel There were two? OMG Tu lees la iguana?? Foreskin papercut Det känns för mig, som man, oerhört förvirrande att tänka att en 16 årig tjej på fullaste allvar mistänker att jag skulle våldta henne om jag bara går förbi henne på gatan.. Hahaha thanks bro.. I don't wear any pants so... /o/ /o/ /o/ ( I like robes more. my this crafting seems to be really deep. Geez that hail is massive. I worked from home today, here in Carindale we had pea sized hail for like 3 minutes, then heavy rain. No massive wind gusts, just rain. Seeing all of this damage and pics of hail this size is incredible, it's kind of hard to believe my city got this out of the same 'mild' storm that went over me. what non-federal job is going to drug test you for marijuana usage in washington state? I think this is the first time I've ever seen valve address the community here... "Alaskan Fire Dragon" !! bahahahaha ha! Jeez. Is this Wtf mode or why does Void have so much chronos and you so much illusions if I understand right, upgrades change appearance of armors? Oh, that's FULL spillage. This is just mini spillage; usually of around a mouthful. Last time it was red wine, luckily down a black dress, three times in the space of one hour, at a god damn party whilst others watched I've never gotten them to price match something, how do you Is it a combat trick if there is no combat, though? Lol shiiittt! I'd be like ( And i thought my 30 min round commute in greece was super annoying! don't use imgur for high quality wallpapers Wait what, training dummies? Where? I have lvl 3 garrison and I've ran around it multiple times and haven't seen those ever Where did my reply go WHAT!?? ### You call that decent cell? Does that mean we'll see Sing Sing naked ? [** So I just had my Peach amiibo fight against my friends Fox amiibo in my Smash Bros club at school, and now I know I've created a monster. It was a 5 stock battle between my Peach amiibo level 50 and against my friends Fox amiibo level 50 as well. After losing 2 lives my Peach adapted to Fox's moves, combo's etc. It was an intense battle and they both got down to 1 life both their damage percentages around 150. Fox used his side special against my Peach, she did a small jump in the air followed by a doge landed on the ground quick, used her down attack (which has a meteror effect in case you didn't know) quickly jumped in the air, used her rainbow attack and Fox was no more. IT WAS FREAKING AMAZING! Yet somewhat terrifying knowing she can do this Did you forget that this gaem is ded? yes , mostly because you can't chargeback .... Didnt know we were added through steam Thank you! It's been awhile since I've heard the old voicemail People use Balloon transportation these days? the didn't do anything medals like, short tour, korea, outstanding unit ribbon, I've even seen an Achievement Medal just for PCSing...have you seriously never heard the term? Oh wow, I've nvr considered a double passer combo with lucid. Thanks for the info, guess ill need my baltheon asap ** Such a rude fanboy Are we really that nice? I should've known they would have it! Thanks for the link, though. =) How weird that the cashback decreases (percentage-wise) as one spends more. How do you take/acquire such an insane amount of pictures?? On her champ page, it says she is from Zaun huh, crazy. i noticed that but i thought it had to be something else. these prices seem so arbitrary This was actually painful to read. lower than 2 keys? There are 16 rounds per game? ** Imagine having the trinket that makes the followers follow the trinket instead of you Random wrong number message from someone in the US. GAH! I almost forgot about wrapping gifts! That was really it Nope. Which means there's at least two of them. Blaming what on Russia? Wait, are you saying this depth of field is from 1995? Woah there. I just got a supermodel from Muir, might have to get a NLS too I'm not sure you are a good nurse, I'm breathless right now I wouldn't be surprised if you're a Christian. You can execute functions in the immediate window? Ain't even mad, it looks kinda cool How do you have so many RNGd Oblivia Deoxys? What the hell kinda bills do you have? 700/m ~~but the deck isn't supposed to be a 0 minion deck, it's supposed to be a 0 face damage deck isn't it? So, are you telling me that the bots of "Defense of the Ancients 2" don't defend the ancients? I'm pretty sure the CD of the Distruptor in the alpha was 30 or 60 sec, 3 sec is kind of ridiculous. You can basically spam the disruptor and it's invulnerable 50% of the time.... We need to get back ! but Corey also owns qwerty court I chose the kids table one year with my 3 little cousins that were 2.5, 4 and 7 (and didn't know me well as they're from out of town) and they all spent the whole time staring at me like this I was pretty flabbergasted myself when she came up with that little plan. Oh gawd that PC is inbetween respawn place and the door you know now that you mention i have never seen myself and him in the same room Holy fuck that looks like something out of a nightmare. Charmander's neck is in an excruciating position. u cant handle 6 inches [ No it's not Is this a rape joke? What the fuck? (O\_O)___( Funny thing is, she's a totally terrible cook, so she buys loads of stuff instead and tries to push takeout containers on us. >Keep your eyes open.... or should I say... Cast your eyes open! Handsdown sick quality for price, thought I share it with you. Siwss movement, sapphire glass, stainless steel, 18k gold-plated, 50ATM, interchangeable portoguese cork straps, suede straps, nylon straps Yeah I expected somebody to get upset but apparently not *swiss movt., sapphire glass, stainless steel, 18c gold palted, 50 ATM, genuine leather, quick-release spring bars I saw this one post where a guy lived from 2 AM to 6 AM with Mangle in the room I saw a video where sion went and then she brought him back after his ult was near completion Is this on NA? Where do you find the self gifting thing? I'm in the shop and there's no option to mystery gift myself I'm gonna ask. Why are you googling 'cold farts'? Neither did I. It's only 9.30, almost a hundred comments already. The day has barely begun, people! we arent a top ranked offense tho They made a 3rd yay, I'm not celebrating thanksgiving.... so these pics are devoted to me... you are devoted to me.... you. are. devoted. to. me. oh, hey this worked... I wouldn't have thought that... YOU. ARE. FEELING. AN. URGE. TO. POST. MORE. PICTURES. Solid what? Who knows?In the future with rising population,we may have to pay for personal space/m^2 . Hence the wealthy will be able to walk more freely,while we push through crowds. I wasn't around. The hell did he say? That would be pretty darn OP. At 5% per stat per 7*, that's 30% increase to all stats permanently Massive Burst heal + massive HOT + remove status ailment + negate status ailment + mitigate damage by 50% and increase def by 100% for 2 turns + give angel buff to all allies. on a lvl 1 dummy! \ KOTOL - Keeper of the Those aren't beard hairs. O_O NAMJOO, NAEUN, AND BOMI Me too I had maxed out my limit before we even passed out the wrist bands Your cat is older than I am *The Wasp Factory*, by Iain Banks. He wrote a bunch of awesome science fiction as Iain M Banks, so I thought I'd give his literary fic a try. Wasp Factory was his debut, I guess, and... I will not be trying any more of his literary work. Our power been going off and on because of the snow. Spencer burned her back good. 30k ( All classes pump out the same DPS You thinking that is what my comment meant just reaffirms the hive mind's stupidity. What ...no don't google it... it will spoil the expierience... When i found that the first time is was like Oh my goodness! You're seriously trusting your connection to a free VPN service? Are you talking to me ? So, weirdly enough...I don't even remember making this design who would have thought, 4 weeks have passed by so fast? D-pad targeting is super fast, you can have your next target selected before your previous cast is over. As a Scholar though I have trouble finding hotbar space for all of my actions, marco's would need to go on this hot bar which makes this idea broken as far as i'm concerned. Also why would you not use Stone and Aero II Today's 10th place score was higher than yesterday's TOP score Shotguns are fun because you just shoot in the general direction of what you want to hit. But more importantly how is it possible to be better with an uzi than ak? Was speaking to my friends today in America about Christmas crackers, turns out its not a Christmas dinner tradition over the seas and they thought it was weird, yet never questioned runescapes Cracker/Phat Then why the fuck does it cost so damned much I sold it 6 days ago Creepy, I think you may have changed my favorite nail polish color The Janis I mean... I guess everyone is free to ship what they want, but she seems to hate his guts, and he's like twice her age Never heard of it TIL SFL has branched into the USA. wtf No. You don't understand, I've watched him do this. kennyS' awp is crazy, he reacts way faster than other awpers that when you watch demos it looks like he's prefiring.. also literally doesn't miss a shot There is some stuff in that full colab. Yeeeees. <air quotes>Love poem</airquotes> dayummmm...a bit jelly Why are you being downvoted? I forget which is which I'd love to see your build... well maybe you will get 2 divisions higher Not to mention the weird cross-hilt lightsaber. Looks like it jumped straight out of a fan film or something My thats a pretty RDA! I WANT! Well, i prefer BF4... I thinkit's the ***BEST BF4 EVER MADE SO FAR!!*** What did I just watch Holy shit! I find it crazy we're matched at 96%! My eyes did that at the Millennium Falcon scene. NO This cant be true this so much! Why was this downvoted? aye! right, can I have them all? what's wrong with path 2, assuming your group is decent? Why the hell do people talk about Jurassic World as if it's already been released? Of course I use rampage Dark and strange is right...I was staring at the picture for a good moment or two before I realized that "Two tablets daily to stay alive" is repeated *everywhere* in the picture, and I freaked. private video Isnt it like 10 in the morning by you? What happened, I was afk for 5 mins It's all goey and full of peasant bones... What did those lords eat?! Is this already planned by Rito? Tampoco creo que se pueda llegar a esos extremos, en mi opinión el capitalismo no es el camino, pero expropiar así a lo loco no creo que nos hiciera mucho bien boku no pico.... Borgia, separate from The Borgias. Mark Ryder as Cesare. It's like the twilight zone Hmm.. I wonder if anyone can actually eat all of that... Hi there, i take it your 40 block 46 spell block is actually 40% dodge / 46% spelldodge (phase acro + atzi steps) ? Or are you really playing with a rearguard/lazwhar/rainbowstrides What? Did I say this is a hack somewhere? Because maybe I'm not Welcome back -- again -- ^^Still^^watching^^ Tone policing does not exist, why the hell are you using SJW terms? I have never seen a empty apple store. That is something i don't understand. I am from Germany and here the general opinion is :less regulations means better for the rich and powerful. For example the FDP is a German liberal party that is seem as the party for the rich. But when i read in the bitcoin subreddit it other economic discussions the liberals are for the "small people" right? Can someone explain? If warlock gets this card via faceless, can you deal two damage to a minion and draw a card? TIL: Denounce citizenship, get better job..... bomb gathering doesn't take much time Same, I thought it was Tracy Morgan That's... uh, creative. Errr... one or two warts, I could understand, but at that level... is the dude breeding them, for resale, or what? ** "as well" Oh whoa, I didn't know I could put the student loans in my income box ^(:< But there's a global shortage of sparkles :'c I can't afford enough sparkles to feed my magnificently magical brain cell ;-; Oh gross That driver's going to kill us all.. he's fast asleep at the wheel. Why is Brandon Allen throwing constant airballs? Do I see limestone from the Chisel mod on the left? So it's like going through dem Final Fantasy's Final Bosses from Kefka>NeoExDeath>Yu Yevon WTF. Because fuck doing normal kid things. Hi! Just wanted to say I enjoyed the vids of yours that I watched mainly guides. I wanted to know: Where do you stream from? It looks pretty good like a studio Girls with see through shirts will be stared at. I saw this lady walking through Target with this see through white shirt and a blue bra, I was like Wait... are you actually claiming Hoenn *doesn't*? sorry to hijack top comment, but what will happen what warrior facelesses this card? does he give armor to minions? Damn! I would love to ride them and finish by covering them in cum! What an amazing pair you have. What was the comment? How did you reject them before upgrading to lying? the door man look at the door scratch that, learning valuable japanese skills here You know his screenshot [maybe] was faked, right? ^ 90 mins long It's just the one bot posting too? I guess one person wanted to collect these for some reason? Uhh my ign is Roy and I dont own a Lily ...you afraid she's going to put her penis in your butthole? Haha smart thinking! :) I received another pokemon named Corvo from another giveaway the other day too! xD And then I traded it to Yuuei as a junkmon for the cloning trade, and she was like why do you have a pokemon named Corvo art thief? Is that supposed to be Zoro? She died forever??? It really is though If ur 7yo brother was in an oven for 4 hrs he would also be a burn victim. I've never seen someone look so intimidating in a Santa suit Looks like EVERYTHING just dropped.. the whole thing As a resident of Buffalo, I would NEVER build a garrison here. Aren't you able to take off autotargeting? I wrote 7,306 words today That bloater photo... Pretty sure when she came out in this it was my very first puberty experience What an odd mating dance. Does it ignore omnislash though? You need to keep watching Crap, i forgot to add you I honestly thought this was a thread of women discussing what they named their vaginas. and nautilus (although built like amumu he does tons of damage I thought UB meant unbuyable You get to choose to ally with Maxie?! Either I'm high or that is some really ridiculously tall toilet paper... that is a bad team. Where is your mitigator You can't? I don't keep up with horror movies; too easily scared to watch them Holy cow!! I would say Invokers skill floor is still higher than most heroes, simply by the fact you have to remember your combos (Unless you're sticking with 2 for the whole game Really? Can't believe it at first I'm freaking out!! Why is there a CHILD in a cage in the right corner? Added. IGN Hei :) **Accidentally sent an honour drop I was super young when my dad let me watch that. Holy moly, lushen and chloe in one day Did you make alien blue or something? He's gelled so well that Shorty has started calling Vrbata by his first name like Henrik and Daniel. Two and a HALF for boys? My 3yo is going to be >7ft If I had a key everytime people said it wouldn't be a better time to buy howls... And yet they fall even more. I'd say most of these are guys who invested in a howl themselves. EDIT: Holy Moly, the OP has 24 FN Howls squirrelled This is by far one of the best giveaways i've seen I'm not sure whether I'm amazed at how detailed this is, or more how they managed to fit everything in a relatively tiny space. I'm glad I ended up with Marth and Lucina because looking down some of those arrows get might hard to follow. Maybe the Lady in Black’s like a premonition spirit… the kind that only shows up to the people who’ll eventually go coo-coo bananas… I just got 30 from one person. Oh my god, even a 9yr kiddo could play way better than her... She litteraly can't play CoD Are you THE blade of TL zerg strategy fame? Hmm...I wonder does this have anything to do with AZ having the fourth-highest teenage pregnancy rate in the nation Why? Because teaching abstinence has worked oh so well in the past.... It would be a most destructive calamity. You also don't have to be married to have sex. You must be QUITE attractive Hein ? damn i can't believe i watched the whole 13 minutes of it Wait I'm confused. Is the xpac disc only Holy crap, since when are Santa's 133m? wait....the first victory bonus applies to each bot? I'm confused. Does the speaker want to hold on to the other man's penis? My inner dialog years before realizing: "I really wish I were a girl--- does this mean I'm one of those weird transgenders? Oh, no, I'm such a gross, immoral person. No, I can't be because I like hiking sometimes right? right? Unless I already have fiora right? Scrafty just has a too OP Def value I had that same thing happen last night i made this face He's only 38 Dat pass he made to Rooney just before half time I play Lucina offensively What did I just watch? Cray cray! I'll just go ahead and upvote all Just took the long house quizz btw! I look forward to joining my House mates soon (need to accumulate the Karma I haven't the slightest clue. I had never seen this before and it wasn't happening with any other nations in the world- just Colombia. Im not sure if you are including me or not At first I thought it was a really good face swap...then I realized the facial expressions were a tad different LOL wow this video was edited super well When I saw it I was like "what is that crazy chick doing?" and then I watched the replay and it's just a guy in a lowcut shirt I always saw them as butt cheeks How early is it? He upgrades by impaling himself with a sword? By pulling more bullshit? That seems like a terrible idea Omg. He is right. What do I do now Good god, those frames really cost that much Damnit should have said i don't do nsfw things Then...what do you do if they've committed a crime? I wonder what mommy is ^~ ( ooc: Holy shit he was Ozai? Dem Yugioh mechanics bruh dat disc Good god! ( It's not improved - it's totally different game? What happened with "skull-spine-bones" weapons? gintama is still running ?? I am also naked So we should feel bad for using mousekeys and ahk because theyre meant to be features for disabled people? €: Also appears to kill my FPS. Like...Really kill and slaughter and maul it to death. With Skada I hit 60FPS in MC with Ultra options Woah people actually exist! LOOK INTO MY EYES!!! Last year... In the 5th photo her face wow, gg. are we still playing in that smallsmallsmall piece of world? yer. maybe i didnt I don't know that song, but I found like three different songs on youtube. I never had a gothic/emo phase True. Me as a Bangaloean visiting Hyderabad 2 months back - "wow and I thought Bangalore traffic was bad. How the fuck do people live here? never tried reggae before Am I the only person actually kind impressed someone her size can climb the pole like that? Of course you have to abandon GG because how else will she know you're her friend when you're a member of a hate group founding on hating her kind? Digory Kirke and Aslan are played by the same guy? Is that potato girl next to you? "And a USC player pounds a cheerleader" Omg that's one hell of a Cool Team I noticed EG have been holding back on sponsorship shoutouts lately. Wonder what's happening I think it was an attempt to emphasize that these people were irrelevant to GG, hence the name "literally who". Though I wasnt there when that happened, basically, all of a sudden everybody called Quinn and Sarkeesian LW1 and 2. From my understanding it was a response to the accusation that GG was only talking about certain women, hence the LWs ended up being women. Wu got only included because "literally wu" is just too catchy Not really just in theory. Obviously twins are not that common, gay twins even less so. There is no research on the issue so I'm not going to pretend there is any proof for either side of the argument about emotional connections. The fact that you are stating you'd rather kill your younger brothers instead of sleep with them... well I have no idea what that says about you I am also working on a combat system You've been registered for over 2 years - What happened we fixed it with 1.2!!! Friends?!?!??!!? Or would it actually be chocolate milk/hot chocolate, "MisterChocolate"??? Of all my posts, THIS made it to over 300 points? Fell asleep in shoppers drug mart waiting for a perception. On a creepy note, kiddos dad sometimes falls asleep with his eyes open. the PCGF hasn't started yet You've been banned for doxxing a user. Best place would be in the **Search Bar**. You will find hundreds of posts and dozens of identical threads in there telling you exactly where to find them. Notice that the first "not recommanded" review has 46 hours on record. A pretty long time for a game he hates. There's clearly some mysterious things going on around this game... Oh crap, I see it too Are we supposed to go to a doctor for shin splints? Whew, thank god. I wouldn't want to do to you what I did to those hornworms... ...dear sanity, the body is a scary place. wat Uh, *This Pokemon has already been traded*. Wtf, there's another Weber on the Sabres? Nice defense.......Au....burn? That hoodie tho Mm, yea. The m50x were nice but just not nearly enough. Not to say they were sucky or anything, they just didn't cut it for me. :\ I was looking into the DT 770 earlier, but unsure of what ohm version to get. 80ohm, 250ohm? Would my e10k even be able to drive it UWotM8 And that's just an anima...imagine breaker But it had nothing to do with the story. I am surprised that you haven't seen the Disney one, which was done about fifteen times better. I also disliked the fact they called it Underland There's another Canucks fan in here..? Thank you so much! I'm speechless. I got that reference. I've been here too long. Not compatible with the nexus 9. this is news you FOOL! I remember playing the Lab part and the Alien was constantly on me,following me around and Guude just casually walks through there Oh! Thats not bad, i didn't think of that Hey hun! Did the package with the clothes come back to you ok? The guy at the post office sounded and looked like he doubted me that I hadn't opened it. The tape was coming off at the bottom so I had him re - tape it and THAT certainly didn't help his suspicions any. Is it christmas. Was... that a ad for Alberta... on a Kings game? At a previous position, we joked with our team members in India that they were our onsite "percussive maintenance technicians". They laughed hard and long and asked "How soon can we start on that and what is the limit of damage allowed?" Looks like a nice beestro to eat at.........( This made my ballz hurt for some reason Depending on your religious background, they are one in the same.... I have to sign up for a free trial? I don't understand I would eventually be paying to translate the Dogecoin website? I have no idea how he got into that t-shirt for 'Wrong size, motherfucker!' you make it sound easy What's wrong with it? I think I am just that awkward... Wow, I really don't get the obsession with Possession. Too nervous to look ( You go girl! I saw my ex's reddit today and he is a total bully and lies about everything. 2 27s and a 24 on HM Like werewolves? I just counted the votes for banning the user who proposed to ban Ryulong. There where 8 votes in support, and 10 votes opposing the ban. Which translates in a consensus for banning? Apparently math isn't the strong side of wikipedia admins shhh. don't let Russia hear that Canada Your aunt sounds awesome WTF!!!!! thats so crazy I agree with you but What if you are a hating shibe and hate is like your thing?? Wait ... Don't tell me it's the mystery track I'm just afraid that at this age, a life-changing field trip would probably mean one of them dies in the end. unless she means... width? That aim Crash Bandicoot? ~~ I remember an episode where one of the boys has never kissed a girl and was mocked and made fun of by bratty-looking freaking 12 year olds at school. He was so ashamed...and I was so confused Downvote? Man you are so sneaky DanGødning lyder som en eufemisme for at skide? I was playing Hexakill when it was up and they had a Fizz that got kind of fed. I was a KhaZix and I had a negatron cloak, he literally just WQ'd me and left me at half HP. I died from it still wondering to this day how it was even possible You live on a private island? Geez...how much seed money did you have for this expedition and how long did it take? You have a Pachi? So why do you want mine? v285 is known to make actual CPU temps hotter than v26x? Dafyyq Ran low on red So pretty and shiny Four hours? Why is the first episode 12 min long then? I could have gone my entire life without knowing about this. Do they work the same way the metal parades do, where we have to use a key to access them whenever we want? Or similar to the weekly dungeons or are they one time events? I don't know how they work. looks like Ocelote Apparently Smoldering Core and Ahavarion are the two rarest staves in the game How could your trust your money to the site, witch looks so shady from frontpage Dude that's not fleas or N behaviour, that was totally justified too much internet for me Natala and Doya were both insanely strong. True, on her own Kurome is and was worse than Akame, but her Teigu A tight end screen.. woah odin + cupid + zeus is dirty with that ring. add a hades and it's like Yeah, 750W would easily cover that card. Flash the BIOS, see what happens. What brand PSU? Perhaps your 12v rail is failing? Why would you get upset over predictions? Surprise, appeared today! ... what a deal He is he even silver? He feeds literally every single game Haha, yes. She didn't even mind it running 4 ft. behind her computer desk. BUTLER Ahooo. Why are you after me? I thought we were allies! Since when do I have a beard? Do you know me IRL or something? "2 Points (99 % like this)" ?? how can it be Gordie Howe Arena Holy shit. I second this opinion. I, too, look at their hair for some reason. I can be really jusgemental of girls' haircuts. Finally got it!!!! Only managed to get 2 street passes for the last 5 days, but I managed to get an eon ticket Driving on the left side of the road makes complete sense... But I've never heard of keeping right on an escalator What the actual fuck. What double standards!? My sister has been sucked into this feminist bullshit, this sounds just like her. She also claims that her childhood was much worse because she was a girl. I spent the majority of my childhood bedridden or in wheelchairs after leg surgeries... she spent her summers at camps and getting to do extracurriculars at school. Bailey just barked at me while dreaming.. I do my banking at the bank. I only go to the post office when I want to post something rather large. Where did you get that from That's going to a metric fuckton of data to go through I on.y focus on one topic, because it interests me and there's so much stupid BS to call out. However, I arrived at the point where pretty much everything thinks that troll account is some sort of hilarious comedian. Ugh... wtf no thank you. I have leathers, it was just a lil windey country ride l promise Build a fort with them on you inventory screen with them, maybe? Hahaha! "Crate bomb" player's accounts to clog their inventories? With that many crates, the possibilities are endless "Not a very nice man" is quite an understatement. That's why I was confused at seeing his mug amongst all the other less Satan worshiping, church burning type stuff. Lol yeah Twitch has a terrible laning phase. Especially when your healbot doesn't heal Where do you people hear these things he looks like he likes burning things Well, the location on the description is EXACTLY where I'm located. Seriously? What? When I started playing I thought it worked like a passive Holy Crap!! That thing could swallow me whole if it wanted to Wow. So you want to assert that it's not immutable because you can turn that off using developer mode. I learned unpeeled hard boiled eggs can make a person bleed congrats and lol to cigotuvis embrace in zigs that russian hitman tattoo is real?! Ok, what if the dream was actually real and the following day was the dream you just relived I don't get it...how does this work? Yo my initial reaction was holy shit. the details in this house are intense. I'm slightly amused/terrified when conservatives in this country say things like, "If only we had a strong leader like Putin." I'm guessing she named it, so Holy shit. The two most coveted controllers mixed into one. Ohhhhhhh. No problem. I plan on making the rules a lot more solid next time though. Duplicates have created a big problem. I messed up twice, in two different spots, so out of fairness I will have to give away 6, and I only have 5.. I'm not sure people voting for pro-RU parties really care about corruption Been using RS children for so long I forgot they looked like this I caught a 71 year old female stealing kids clothes. She begged me not to trespass her from the store because she still had Christmas shopping to do... I thought surprised meant it was going to make this face Nipples. Not titties... men don't have titties.... well, at least *most* men don't! Phoenix blink stalker My face was pretty much stuck in " Uhhh... err. Wow, I feel really stupid now that I *didnt even notice* the sperm drawings! Hey there, you seem to be yelling! You don't need to be so loud with your title, your submission should be the one doing the talking for you. [Here's a link to resubmit with a more appropriate title](/r/Minecraft/submit?title=Lighting+Glitch+Wot+ Dawn & Beth, the dream team? I won't be able to sleep tonight I thought this was going to be a couch potato/masturbation joke. That is dangerous I like looking at the different kinds of H-60s. 3 OAT gauges? When the hell was that a popular term Dude my brain its all over the floor.......... Can anyone give me a link for the MLSsoccer.com stream. I can't find the thingy where I have to click well obviously they want to have fun Sorry, I was sending a message and ended up making a post So much content ¯_\__( Wooooow I would actually use this skin over atlantean syndra Is AJ **frowning** in our contact list? OK. I'm mad. You must've been really excited when the new smash came out then. I kinda miss my Wii. I'll definitely add you on steam. Its funny, ever since I became a fur my friends list on steam just exploded. I don't mind much though. If you send *me* an invite, check out my 1200+ Screenshots of skyrim. I also moderate an MC server. I met my first ever furry friend there, and I've stuck there since. I can give you the I.P if you play, let me know :=3. Anyway, its late here on the east coast. I've got school in the morning (HS senior here.) Have a nice night/morning/afternoon. Go ahead and message me on one of the aforementioned methods if you want to keep talking. I check em' in school too Wut. Haha, won't be long before I try to recruit you to my weird little stamping cult Video cameras look scary and complicated What's wrong with Ursa? That doesn't make it better Did not see that coming Blankie kitty!! How many cats do you have? That's insanely cool /r/LGBTrees thank you very much, I've been using a balance team with 2 Chiyome leads and the Kushi was nice as it finally gave me something to try and work for higher combos. now I just need to farm hundreds of green king dragons I remember watching this video 8 years ago on ebaumsworld Fat? Check. Quirky Glasses? Check. Odd colored hair? Check. Sadness is a Tumbrina for sure! Grandma? Is that you??? :O 924 and 925p.... but those are low res! 2:05 check that nunu ult radius and 99% for 10 years wau Wait...so celebrities are aliens? I want a mod with that! Do they actually sleep in these? And why are they Taco shell yellow The hell is "feminist friendly" porn? it took me half a second of googling Damn, only 8 characters and letters only. ( What the fuck is this sorcery Looks more like someone lost one of their meat curtains ooh...or maybe a gif/video of you playing with it? These teams sound intense! Apparently they're full of challengers These teams sound intense! Apparently they're full of challengers Why she look like a jungler? And he returns from the ends of the galaxy with an army of true Sith at his back, forcing the New Republic and the remnants of the Empire to join forces to combat their dastardly plan to exact revenge upon an unsuspecting galaxy. It usually gets itself curled up or stuck in some...crevice. So I never really feel it. The only thing I ever feel is if the actual tampon starts slipping out. That's a Wow - I missed that scene After 900 ranked games I hit platinum. Now I'm at like 920 ranked games and I'm already at plat 4. Idk how some people can hover at around 0-50 Lp for so long Jesus Christ, I feel sheltered... Ok. Good to know. I had never used their website for purchases before, I usually just got it from stores On Grab bag Would that be Ohayou? Every other time this is asked someone usually responds with diesel Audi wagon and a trailer Did he seriously think we eat frozen noodles? I never played smelt before, but after 3 tries... I got the score. Mine lives 35 minutes from me*. Chelios on the Thrashers made me go Holy shit. What the hell happened here? One thing is for sure.... the ending gives more questions than answers... and now we wait however many years for the next DA to start to answer them. 30 messages? Haters gonna hate, ain'ters gonna ain't. laser, for hipfiring?????? ( Me too, I basically have my entire life on Google servers. I got a shipping email this morning too and was all Lolllllllll. Nice. I find that jasmine goes a bit... powdery on me. I was doing a clean out for this exchange and was like So someone on a planet near my star with an amazing telescope could be watching my head pop out of my moms vagina right now. $11 shipping my world is upside down But how can his mouse stop like that? That's so weird. Destinyyyy .... where are you? This looked like it was taken in my room. Yay i am getting mentioned on Reddit, who would thought of that. I was in that Han Kashenblade's Griffin, did not so well the first half of the fight IMHO, because of No you probably do lol... He was playing against 5ks that made him look especially abysmal. If you were in a 5k game you might play worse Some one needs to source this. What is up with all these pistachio/weird tree/Allan Goodtime/helicopter seeds/ "All in Good Time" stories?! Wait they are already doing the filler arc? Yes, yes your uncle surely only thought about baby-you while you walked around flashing your boobs You know, I noticed something interesting while leveling my new necro. In the past, I hadn't seen the "Area Specific Mob Killer" dailies in a *while*, but while leveling my dailies actually changed. What's more bizarre, is that it would always be for the zone I was in at the time I started. I didn't notice until I actually saw the progress on the UI, so I don't know if it was just pure coincidence or what. But seeing "Krytan Killer" while in Harathi and more recently "Orrian Killer" while mapping Straits was really weird. "Shiverpeaks Killer" also came up when I was in Frostgorge. Again, I had no idea about the daily until the progress bar showed up. Maybe this is actually not an uncommon thing, but it was for me \ Are your eyes real? You come for the chode rock? for some reason I initially thought you said 25 cents, I was like holy fuck That's terrifying. dafuq you're really everywhere in this thread just linking the songs.. and that one I never found it.. I thought Yik Yak was only used by people in my university and like 2 others The Number was 9 (I just tried every number ...) someone was faster, but please tell me why the answer was 9 since when is ger viewed as a risky country You're a monster... Are you taking your GD test a bit late? You're due this month Please no, stop ruining careers Ocelote I can, but sometimes I'm not fast enough I think it is for the pilord launch event, i've recognized tidehunter on the back but the front one idk who is, looks like an obsidian archer Spent $150 for me and my bf TIL ghosts use reddit Very serious question time Huh, a private jet landed this morning fromSan Fran. If you know better why don't you share ;) maybe there's some truth to what you learn in high school Hmm can't say I know that movie His stare is so intense I was working under the assumption that we were all comfortable being the weird barefoot guy Wait..Noureen DeWulf is Ryan's wife?!!? ...Did you get that chair from Target? In your proof picture? I swear I have the exact same one. It was the cheapest one they had. I dunno, I assumed celebrities didn't shop at Target. Mac and Me? This is a weird story that doesn't make sense without context. Also of interest is the fact that it doesn't seem to have a scope. if there are too many false accusations then blizzard shoud at least give a >> statement << about that! how are ppl gonna improve their report spam if they are not aware? or is it just too hard to prove actual hacking!? why in the heck does every single person has the feeling blizzard is ignoring this topic? is it our fault for not seeing their hidden efforts? What am I watching Just get a Light-Morningstar. Beam in every direction Not the skin? you should name her molly cause damn those pupils Debonair zac The reason for the musket, is that you had to have played during the Independence Day Special and have bought it. Unless you already did, which is confusing as to why it wouldn't be there > > No longer live in Wisconsin, and any birds and rats here you would NOT want to eat. That film should be burned at the stake and specifically sent into the fifth dimension. I swear by Hrothgar if i find out someone left it in the fourth instead...we're gonna have a fucking issue. Who would use a pekka to fight someone with wooden walls? it... doesn't? Oh dear [ Oh my god you're right At least he wouldn't have to play against the Rams 4 packs. 1 Sergio Ramos and nothing else rated higher than a taint. Glad you got away, OP. (At least, I hope you did. You don't sound too sure, though.) No, sub is dagger/dagger. I mean we could do axe/dagger or something, but I think daggers still scale best with ambush and then we can't backstab at all. I wonder how dagger/axe works though Wut. Sounds like you would be perfect for pin-up model. Looked at, admired, but no touching AaaAaAaahHHhhHH i just got my Omega Ruby TSV figured out and thought that'd increase my chance but still no luck I've been taking 75mg for at least three years. I had no idea it was addictive. At that rate of interaction, who's got time for sleep? Or foods? Or breathing? Thank you very much for the help! Unfortunately I don't know any of my colleagues. I don't even know anyone in the state I'm moving to for this wtf is this viewmodel I must warn you, I'm still a little unclear on getting character portraits on the sidebar. I can do it, but I don't have the full sheet of TD portraits and the way it distinguishes which portrait to use is kinda weird What IS that? What's so bad about riding buses? I fit a 7.5 foot tree in my clubby and still had room for the wife and one kid. Strapped the other kid to the roof Wise Old Man got socks from me Thank you for the advice. Unfortunately, I live in a very small town and we don't have any lingerie stores that do sizing. Although, I have sized myself. It's just scary buying a 50 dollar bra online not knowing if it will fit well or not Just noticed this, but bf046 is missing On a side note, that's the biggest Slurpee I have ever seen. Gladly.... Secret Santa may be axe murderer Read your flair, then read the title..... Lag bomb ( Jets have 250 yards rushing and 13 points oh wow you put two spaces after each period. are you sure that's the correct way My husband couldn't believe I signed up to do this either. I'm super private usually, so this is a crazy thing for me to do. If I got that email from my SS I'd be very perturbed. Wait, they had specific trash cans for oily rag disposal back then? As in, the things that need to be disposed of very carefully so they don't spontaneously catch fire? Just curious what the hype was over this game? I think I remember hearing it was used for emulation or sumfin? ... Ohmygosh lol I feel like cocaine now Lol, wtf So staring at her boobs she dances and becomes some kind of pink sperm egg thing since when is Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark "pure nightmare fuel?" Correct me if im wrong, but I believe Cybil's life gain on spell hit won't work with totems. Or maybe the totems get the life gain? Wow Santa? How sobek and fenrir are debatables? ( ( Nobody knew it was exen before you said anything Uhm, you think people hate you cos you're an IITian ? Or people hate you and they guessed you were IITian cos they hated you ? Or are those two statements unrelated ? Shit bro, look at the sheer anger in their eyes. Freaky What did you do .. ? What are any of these options? Best line up ever that's very true Holy shit. The beard makes you so much better, bro. To be fair, it still annoys the fuck out of me! Soon has a comment is a little random or odd, doofus comes up with the /r/nocontext then bozo replies /r/evenwithcontext and both are +200 and im just like I've only just noticed this, but how come Han Solo isn't on the original poster Those are some blue AS FUCK monkey balls How do you get calibrated at 1200mmr??? Somebody really doesn't get the idea of peer review niceee Aaand that's when the D&D game turned into *Corruption of Champions*. Right? But im sure i wrote somewhere in there that the point is the engine being built for specifically pressurized environments, and i was exaggerating points allot i guess, no need to get balls deep in research, i wanted to talk about the effect difference am I the only one who thinks that Syndra's face looks like MonteCristo? what... who is stick dinner??? That's what struck me, too I dont see it...Looks like an iceberg with a squid and a light in front of it Um... I think we have different definitions of "plug and play" I know right? November 26th it was -31C without the wind...in November. Like a week and a half earlier it rained which was also odd to me. The Denon AVR-e400 usually goes for about $350 on Newegg. It was on sale for $280 yesterday. Sorry for the late response, the last couple days I've been consumed with playing South Park: Stick of Truth. Oh my god I just laughed so loud at this... and then my mom asked me why. Who the fuck is that flying person? yeah it was re-named for some reason Not a legendary but when I was trading buneary breedjects for my dex, I got a shiny magmortar on the GTS... Since I keep my shinies separate I had to ask for another one but man was I shocked ( in toronto... the only makerspace I could find is 200$ initiation fee, 100$ per month membership and prob materials on that. Oh my gosh, I didn't even notice! How'd you get the underwater shot? It's mesmerizing... What? WHY? Time to change my Amazon password. Must I send you to the bad joke corner again? you must get nightmares easily as shit Maybe you have me ...Is it weird that I think his nuts are really pretty? I quite like Alt J. I listened to "Fitzpleasure" on a regular basis without actually knowing what the lyrics were. Decided to look them up. Realized the first line was "in your snatch fits pleasure, broom-shaped pleasure." How is that not a WTF moment? Most of the outer body came off the car "Bitch you better not cheat on him." Wow! Licorice root extract it is... uhhh what how was this a report Is that your concept of "fairness"? That is exactly how the gym works... What can I say? I guess I'm just too predictable nowadays... I think I may love Olivia as much as you love Nowi. Well, if that's even possible! Get outta my head! So fast! The bit where he meets his old teacher: And I know it's not a joke, I'm just hypnotized right now I know I missed this by a long shot but will $1 still be donated if I buy it at the regular price?? Huh Zerg favored in ZvT?? Sounds good! Does anyone know why it's down? My chat on/off button disappeared about a week ago and I haven't seen the functionality in any way since. I would've thought there'd be more people complaining about this. Does OKC just think some of us don't deserve the ability anymore? I was actually thinking the same thing You can do that? Looks like we got a large chain of confusion there. I didn't realize you were asking /u/boredmedstudent5 and thought the question was directed at me I really wants these Thank you! \^_^ That makes total sense. It was just when I saw the rating for 80-250 gallon and mine is like 29, I went ¯\\_( My hopes are that cz527 mag's will spawn in civilian houses as well and that cz527 will get some nice scope. Nothing ultra fancy since 7.62x39 ain't designed for extra long range, but something like 2-7x or 3-9x could do. I am sucker for that rifle, but in it's current state it is very inconvenient to use Eat Montee Ballsack First thing that came to mind as some sort of a salt/pepper shaker.... Sucks to suck ¯\\_( is it really your first time as a SSmod? I could have swore you were a mod last year.. unless I just talked to you often? The side burns are so epic, they have overtaken your right ear. woah °-° So people who didn't pass the course themselves have to be the judges of said course? That's like someone with a high school diploma teaching at a university. Maybe I misunderstood something. Can you tall me how would it work when I'm doing runs from level 1000 to 1900 in 30 mins (don't know exactly, something like 3600 monsters) with your ancient level even 16 (4 HS per monster), which would give me free 14.400 HS... Oh wait, it's not bad, rather fair number if you do small limit I found it yesterday Never heard that line I'm surprised my post was downvoted but yours wasn't? I remember trying to pirate the simpsons then ended up getting some weird simpsons cosplay midget gangbang. I just picked up the Evil Within for a Black Friday sale! Haven't gotten very far, the story is actually pretty interesting but the graphics and gameplay are incredibly disappointing--feels like it was made circa 2007-08, whenever the wii Resident Evil came out. I actually forgot that Auctioneer is a neutral yeah sorry i didn't know how to put it in nice words do you have a link to the unofficial model rework for Nunu? Or is it? I started Level 1 of the 30-day Shred yesterday. wow Agreed. I always double check the sugar because sometimes it is mind boggling how much sugar is used to make low fat products taste palatable. My parents were always low fat people growing up and now I'm just like I'm getting disconnected so often I can't even play What the... That's 7 times as cheap She's pretty and has a nice ass, but those tittehs are a little flat and flappy. ...are you not supposed to swallow the liquid soap? Whatever you are, you're invited Maybe they're targeted at the *other* creatures that inhabit the subway... I was sad to not see more of this character. I always thought she looked so cool in the first movie...and I kinda pictured Tonks to look like her with the short, sort of spiky hair Wait... Where's Momo! He's a dragon born from a dragon. Whats the issue? Makes you wonder how her baby died, no? I just thought of something really silly, if Haruhi's mood affects the universe so much, what the fuck happens when she's on her period? ** 35 steps? Wouldn't it be easier to just use the arrow keys? Usually it is easy-peasy, but we found out if I have to fast for the bloodwork and its more than 3 little tubes it gets kinda sketchy oh my Um, this post is empty There are so many things this could be CS:GO is geen deathmatch game Holy shit. I would totally buy that. Thank you! :D Me too! why does this remind me of Moonmeander ????????? I personally love fiction in general, anime is just one of the mediums I indulge in. I honestly don't get the whole waifu, using Japanese phrases like Kawaii and other "weirder" parts of the community. I couldn't care less about that stuff, I just want a good story like FMA Brotherhood and Shinsekai Yori, a rule of show like Baccano, or even a touching story of parenthood like Usagi Drop (Until the manga ending A Flames fan... cheering for us... Your parents are borderline sociopaths, holy shit I don't use boost either... Somehow the face does not match the voice at all. Ive never questioned it. Why do people say d'awww? I've never understood that. Whenever I've said it or heard it said it's always been 'awww', why do people type it with a D? would be so annoying having to constantly flip lands. In legacy im already super lazy flipping delvers prob why i don't play delvers anymore, but to flip lands each turn I had one of those days a little over a week ago. It started off with me accidentally putting hand soap on my toothbrush. I followed that up by forgetting my lunch at home on the counter, and then I got rear ended on my way in to work. Whatever he's being injected with, I do not want... Yeah... mine's 18 and it still kinda creeps me out to think of it. Its younger than my sister. What... Okay Damn, they took "group activities" to a whole new level! I hope I haven't jinxed it >How do you know I deleted posts if you haven't seen them o_ Vibrating a lock out of a door... I THINK THE FACT THAT THERE WERE SNAKES ACTUALLY WALKING WITH LEGS WOULD TERRIFY HER INTO STOPPING HOARDING! 42... What did he have planned? Yeah. Especially since that was some deluxe version of the album I honestly thought for a second, when they said that Eddie has a new argument, it would be about the stolen burger They are beautiful Im also getting a new pc soon are these good specs? Í don't know how you guys do it in the US, but here in good ol' snowy Germany (it's... beautiful! Funny how a lot of them are from www.samsung-wallpapers.com i think Sunderland is an obvious one, i just cant forget his game against west ham with that goal But do you really think it could carry 10kA easily or even 1MA...? That's massive what about fusing at that point due to resistance 3.5 hours 4 hours ago... did I miss it or has it not started Damn, and I thought Stephenie Meyer abused thesauruses/thesauri. It's a sign Does that mean if I stood in front of a mirror and farted, I could start a farting loop? Holy shit, the new stuff that got leaked. One more counter is Lonestar's bull with damage that thing does a hell of a lot if you don't destroy it So it's true well thought out opinions get downvoted It really is super yummy! The Sumatran blend is also good. Tho with blonde roast it took less coffee to turn me from -.- to This doesn't sound negative to me Wait... How do I update my flair He thinks he bumped something while in the plane. He didn't think nothin' of it... I see. I read last night as I continued to learn about it, that D3DX extensions have tens of versions! Probably in the hundreds by now... thats quite a pussy Like in paintings of Adam and Eve... Wow. My handwriting always resembles that of an epileptic chicken. ... This is who I came here to say. Oh man his voice...makes my hairs stand up... Yeah when i first saw it i was like :"Nevermore what are you doing? I think 'implicitly' is being generous there Oh you evil americans...hw costs so much less in US + you get crazy Black friday sales. I mean even without sales hw costs like 40% less than here in Europe. With special sales its even crazier. Wish I had good buddy in US who could send me hw for such prices I just realised I've been doing your name wrong all this time ._. ... o_o... ok sure i'll grab those, gimme a couple of minutes just ordered a set for remodelling my room Your foreskin grows if you don't cut it? Then why doesn't Barry's normal clothes get burned? Yeah you just get such a range of people in looking for group, that you can come across the most awesome people!! ... And also not so awesome people, all at the same time. I just was in a dungeon the other day where the warlock pulled and the tank hadn't come around the corner yet so I tried to save the warlock by evasion tanking as a rogue.. Yeah I died, lol. Anyways the whole group started calling me out and complaining as it wiped the group, EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT EVEN PULL IT Ya I began looking at the prices for the champagne and it is currently around 500 dollars. Back 4-5 years ago it was worth $1000 plus Do hats really play such a significant role in DOTA 2 to the point that the drop system is such a big issue It's unbelievable that they give such a useful monster for free ... omg His personality, build, and voice fit Spider-Man Seriously? Lol I always thought I am the only one. I have one on my hand, probably self-inflicted, I don't remember. Now I always tell people I have a tatoo wtf? loaded in like 2 seconds for me You know too much. Red had that match all won, and despite the majority voting for Iron Head, the game picks the 8% Explosion, throwing away a good comeback victory WHAT. tengo 30 años.. nunca he ido a un push Does that mean her nose looks like this ( Diese Spezialeffekte clean port-a-potties.. it was so unreal I am amazed of the quality of Heroes's alpha. I mean, I played beta where you could hardly test a game full of bugs. Here, everything runs smoothly and they even took the time to add eastereggs and reference to other games while the beta is not even out. According to the BlizzCon replays Life does uses it[*]. That guy is mad Or a murderer looking for a new target Owait.. so mega-rare drop table is a slot on rare drop table? Hello? Is sarcasm really really that hard to understand online? BCOB = Burning Coil, the first tier. (EDIT : Binding Coil... I was thinking Burning Circle from FFXi apparently GAH. This is the collection I didn't know I needed Or maybe you just *figured it out* The fact she remembered the 1 year anniversary for this still makes her #1 creepy fan Er, well I don't have the evo mats, but she is evolvable in my game. Weird i havent had a reset, but this morning i was at 17 hours, then i play a 20 minute arena game and boom, 19 hours left There are things about Jenn that cause me to Where's the picture Taboo? Yes his gameplay would be influenced so what? Whats the point of pushing changes that don't change anything? wow, where did you even find that 970? I'm pretty sure she's at least 21. I thought it was illegal to mail alcohol in the states?? dude haha thats like the worst thing she could even have said... like hey god, im going to use you for an excuse to cheat, k bye thanks... Whoah, the CIA uses Macs? This is our 7-month-old kitten named .pixl (pronounced like "pixel"). We love him to pieces, but he can be a bit of a terror sometimes... I'm a little iffy on that seeing as they have both Combat and Ass dropping a lot from Maximum to Realistic when they both have easier rotation, energy management, cp management, and cooldown/trinket usage than sub. Brian Gray from Edison Pens have said that the Baystate inks should NOT be used in pens that uses sacs as reservoirs: the ink MELTS the sac. Lol!!! Omg! Yeah, I've been talking about this recently. For me, there was a golden era right around Junior High where the music coming out was really exciting and relevant (Pavement, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Blur) and older stuff I was discovering (Dead Milkmen, Lou Reed, 60s stuff) seemed endless. It helped to have a cool radio station. But the station was canned. And eventually this feeling just came in spurts in between long dry spells.. like an overused fishing hole. (Yoshimi, Vampire Weekend's new one) I was surprised when my brother in law described the exact same thing "when Nirvana ruined metal" Ouch. Did she eventually die of mozzarella poisoning? New Zealand And TIL theres supposed to be a brown bag in there ... thats why I wrap because every box I've looked in has been bare No seriously. That's the reason I've heard them give for why it doesn't work right now. As in, they actually believe it. The melody is interesting to say the least They pay you $15/hour for a campus job?!? Sometimes it's difficult to say or convey the right meaning on TwoX, like walking on egg shells at times. Even with genuine concern I read that too quickly at first and though you found penises in your pants Oooooooh that's not good ...now for wands. Oh the places you'll go Why cheat though.. you just end up with people way better than you. What is the fun in that? Sadly a girl I had a crush on suddenly decided she was a dude after we had talked about dating when I was 19 and she was 17. She decided that she/he was going to start hormone treatment and since I'm not into dudes I said I wasn't interested. She then started a relationship with a guy to have a kid because he wouldn't be able to have a kid once she was a he. The T-1000??? Full Repick I mean... at least she didn't actually feel it necessary herself to come in. But it's ridiculous that that even happened I have two other plausible scenarios. 1) "bat shape" is a unit of measure such that he knows that the amount of explosive required to take down a wall is one bat shape, which is better than him having to count "one mississippi, two mississippi ..." every time 2) Batman is aware of alternate dimensions and Elseworlds so naturally he knows that in one of these worlds he is a videogame and he's merely catering to his audience so they'll have something silly to debate because Batman thinks of everything! also his way of saying to us that he knows we're watching Some people actually wake up very early to watch warowls streams That's Hilarious! I know a doctor named Killam. Having kids just so someone will take care of you when you're old....isn't that, like, people-farming? Like this? Why the hell are you cooking a steak in a bread pan?! Ok then It's a weird name! I've known two. One was insane, the other wanted people to think she was insane. fucking hell How is this easier? I don't think I can understand that kind of cognitive dissonance...particularly the TERF trans woman. It was such a surreal experience. I had no idea what was going on with the whole thing but apprently other users needed to be warned not to interact with me because they thought I was a spy or something. It was just a So people will know that ESPN exists?!? I keep wanting to send her a copy of his book (and Lundy Bancroft's Why Does He Do That), if she doesn't have them already. But (a) I have no way to send her anything, and (b) even if I did, I can't imagine getting packages from people she doesn't know is exactly a thrilling prospect these days. Do they go I thought it was a Skitty that belonged to him that ran away yeah. do you know how much money you'll need to throw for estrogen What opinions did I parade around as fact? Där jag bor kostar en pizza + drick + sallad + pizzzabröd 72kr. Va köper du för super pizza? And? Wow, only 6 comments to get to comparing OP to Hitler? That's gotta be a new record for /r/wow this is, i believe, different than what the topic is about. this is about toxic exs, not the mutual "we're awesome, but not for each other and we both realize it" breakups. seriously, though, truly mutual breakups are rare(r) and are super weird for people on the outside to watch. my friends went through one in college, and the whole group just kinda did a collective That looks like some kind of torture uhm isn't it that you are in a room with no broken walls and transfored? You can build a great Rhen'ho Build without it. I've seen some sick Fire version of the builds that have been semi successful with out it. Coffeeeeeeeeeeee eeeheeheehee oh wow its only 83 hours now? I think it used to be 1000+ hours у него на пиджаке флажок красно-чёрный At 22w, I'm noticing that sometimes Baby Bun burrows somewhere and my bump kind of disappears are you still online? I dont seem to see you on friends list. our first trade it showed you were as passerby though ahh mahilig ka sa malaking phone *read the comment again* woah, no wonder it is going for so much omg. that'll take AGES to get there!!! will they make it by friday?!?! Missed his face by that much! Yeesh! Yes, that's correct. Even so, it's kind of in the style of a boss fight and it's a lot more difficult than the initial sanctuary guardian boss fight, and it's particularly difficult/impossible to tank. Just give them a try on any higher NG if you haven't already and you'll see what I mean. or maybe he's gay and plans to leave on that same plane and doesn't want those girls for competition!! What, is that list making rounds here? To be fair, he said it in Dexter's voice. And now I'm terrified knowing that. Didn't let me get the order for free on paypal so i had to spend $0,01. Just a heads up if anyone has issues with that too. I plan on getting an engagement ring for him. So putting in a tampon is raping yourself? Shouldn't have to use Lilly Matah on a questing team. Emerik has a very high pitched voice.. I didn't think this would become a thing. O_O Praise Needle.. Zexinja, would.....would you like the needle too? LOL about your SO... you too, huh? :) Originally mine told me not to get him anything. We were just going to spend time together. Then I ended up buying a family gift; just something everyone in his family can appreciate using. Now he's saying he's getting me a gift and I'm like "Wait, what do I get you?" >_> Gah! Plus, I celebrate early with him this year and I don't know if I have time to get him a present before then. Is that shipping for real o_O What company is this that sends? 2 dozen would equal to 600 dollars You are absolutely gorgeous. Ah I did not notice that... That was amazing. >serious emotional and social problems. Da fuck my feed just turned into some Aboriginal dude carving.. wow 120! There are some villainous looking people in this picture At first I was like "yay boobies!" And then I see child gate.... Possible Milf? Noone can disagree with you when youre locked in a cell. Though I suspect that the walls would eventually get pissed off OH MY GOD, please don't even worry about that. I'm on birth control, but we don't have sex anymore anyway. Haven't in a while. I stay on the BC to help with my periods, but, yeah, no babies with him has always been the plan anyway. He doesn't want a baby, I *DEFINITELY* do not want a baby. Like, I'm JUST starting to get my shit together. I do not not not not not need a baby right now. Oh god, the thought is making me so upset lol! Um, read what wrong, exactly? Why does skyscraper forest look so cool... Haha, totally read this while eating... Im going to try this on my smartphone someone else traded me a tirtouga I need one for my bant paper edh deck We've made a home in your ears. We are never leaving. I work for a dept that does tip a cop at red robin Do you spray shellac or brush/wipe? By 60/30/10 do you mean 60% blonde 30% alcohol and 10% garnet shellac? Or is amber something different? How many hours sanding a piece like that? You are aware of what sub you are in right I want them. I will give all my money for a set. Your high school had *Equestrian Management*? You said both "American Football" and "Soccer" Man, I want that imp champion That awkward moment when my name is also Nathaniel dat half-finished IE into brutalizer Mustache-twirling levels of evil. Didn't know competitive 1v1 edh was a thing I have no idea why you included Meepo on that list U wot m8? That's freaking awesome. As a guy that lives in Israel, we have no tracks or circuits to race on. Speed limit is as high as 110kph (70mph) and the highways are tiny compared to the US. When I visited California, I rented a Penski mustang GT, which has stiffer suspensions, more power and really grippy tires. It was INSANE compared to anything I've ever driven. The power is everywhere and there's a LOT of it. I can't imagine how it is to drive it daily Hmm I may have taken the same exam as you. I'd like to maybe get it as well... I wanna see how this started lol. But yea, you are a racist sociopath Glad you enjoyed it :) - There's plenty more where that came from What year do you think we're in right now? Say whaa? Yeah, lots of catching up to do. I just checked and it looks like next year is actually the 40th anniversary of Goranger "Telstra-approved"? since when did updates require the carrier's approval? Let alone on a phone not supplied by them in the first place? Why is this NSFW? Thats about a 600W system right there So the suspicious carw as back last night. Dark colored pontiac suv. Were closer to the main street. I was taking out the garbage then i noticed it sitting there. I stood still for a few seconds until they put it in reverse and backed all the way up to where they were last time. As a silver support myself, my most amusing moment was when the opposing Leona spent most laning fase trying to hide behind her ADC from my Sona poke You don't use Cahill There is no invisibility enchant in vanilla? That power supply is all ready for triple-SLI I was at work, don't tell my boss. HOLY MAP HM raid; two fatebringers + raid helm, sparrow, epilogue. i just logged in no problem... Weird wow a Man City fan corrected a US fan... I think my head just exploded out of the pure majesty of this castle I put 1000 hours in the beta... Why not Den är väl fortfarande uppe..? Excuse me? It was a default 500mg of test/wk @ 16yrs old??? YESYESYES. OMG THIS PERSON BETTER BE ON OUR SUBREDDIT. AND TELL US EVERYTHING 5k after tax is a pretty swell amount of money to make a month IMHO So, I wasn't way off when I thought "What the hell?" when I got that reply. Good. Wow AimBooster is amazing What? Is kappa something rare? They didn't decide to starve out of the blue you know I had to build a world in a week Woah what the hell? I have been playing Hearthstone for over a year now and I totally didn't even know that Bane of Doom worked like that! Interesting... crit over atk%? I guess I still have it programmed in my head to avoid crit, lol... crit Hwa sounds like a bad word In what world does Yasuo beat a mid/late game Nasus dat pic ain´t looking like it was taken on Dreamhack tho When I lost my Presdiential Scholarship, it was replaced with a grant that was all of $500 less per year. Yesterday i was playing on cobalt and the game was lagging so hard. Example- when i threw c4 there was delay for about second..and it wasn't my connection fault cuz it was around 60ms. I read that as "I have thick hair in the middle of my back" at first... This is the crux of the show - that love-hate relationship. He's so good at being bad, I'm so confused No wonder you only have 5 subs. Chicken shit logging after finding loot and hearing shots, derpy/gormless look on your face and you don't say a word, laugh or even make a sound. Oh and the E-Cigarette I got the Kirby event on hard, but am nowhere close on the stupid invisible aura challenge. It's a characteristic. Or not. Or is it? I romanced Cullen so he was present for me to have a stolen dance with him regardless, but I'm curious: if you romanced a party member and didn't bring them for that quest, would the dance still happen? I thought that was seltzer/soda bubbles Is it me, or does TB seem more happy these days? I would *never* have guessed that the Koopaling takes more damage than if you hit the Clown Car. interesting, I just got Invincible today I can't imagine giving insulin shots to my cat. I've no idea how you could get upvoted that much This is hell of expensive (both in term of invested time for the programming and in term of the computing that needs to be done to check the passwords) for something that heavily reduces the UX and doesn't really make users choose safer passwords my grandads name is ross and is on his fourth marriage My nephew must be huge. They look like the same size and he'll be 2 in February. I ordered from them once and they shipped it out 2-4 hours from my order TMs are infinite now? yep that's where I started - guess I just underestimated how many eggs this was going to take Good thing it was all covered so you could afford the "convenience items" So puppy is a support hero now in Riot world? The new reduced quota was approved last Friday on 28th Nov. and comes into effect from 1 Jan 2015. This has probably gone unnoticed amongst all the discussions around the Sunday vote Vouch, me and yellow are the kings of sub facs Dude I played com and was still like I'm a trans man and before my period stopped I never had to wear female undies. Umm...I'm a bit confused. I thought it was confirmed that it drops only in Whimsyshire , not Whimsydale I know that, I was more wondering if there's a new M5 team or something? It's freaky, isn't it? At that age my nephew could press the iPhone button, find the Angry Birds logo and play it all by himself, I was like Someone actually dropped him? I walked out of my apartment one day and saw a squirrel. In my head I said, "Oh look! A Nutkin." My facial expression was Them Jill Jigglies The subbed version I watched used Falling Down by Oasis... Blackface Jimmy! ...you're horrifying, you know that. I've never noticed it was Sirtis in NCIS. My first order from Glamour Doll Eyes shipped the same day of the Cyber Monday sale. This was definitely pink eight hours ago How are you going to do e-mail marketing to people who didn't create an account? I think this was mentioned somewhere once before, wasn't it? I want to say there is/was a story mission where branded & icebrood fight if they come into close contact. I have no idea where this would be though... I could have totally dreamt that You could go through a proxy, but kinda annoting limitation though. Jokeception "Hey! watcha doing with all those groceries?" *opens trunk* O_o| Please enlighten us on your dosage for this spectacular eveningll Oh shit, they're going back to the original "knives and blades" only model of the T-1000. Except more innovative and badass this time What the Fuck happened here We do? I also do this and I am Canadian, must be a cultural thing. Joking aside, I think this is a coincidence.....or is it? Damn that last stock. So tense The internet is built on lies! LIEEEEEES!! They remastered SotC? Have they collected those books in trades yet? Same here! I actually didn't know they had a storefront Ok, I have more hehe, would you like to help me with more? I feel evil I don't know. I ordered an SSD from the French Amazon on Monday, and it's supposedly on it's way - yet, I haven't been billed yet, and it's already Friday. I wonder what's going on? Alfie warming up with a C on his sweater. Karlsson without. ... my boyfriend's used his tongue to dismiss notifications on his watch. You didn't SO MANY COLORS This is a mansion these days? Doesn't work - at least on iPhone 6 @ 8.1 Pangu - if you got it to work, you're quite lucky or maybe we're doing something wrong. I've actually never heard it talk so fast in my life, it was kind of like listening to a digital answering machine in fast forward .. ( I replaced human population with Scar... So would a face unlock (like in Android) be counted as a biometric? Those models are pros There where so many fanfics. Oh god the porn ones Definitely working on that. I was pretty surprised that they were usable starting at 91 *** holy shit you're so gorgeous They're filming another panel in the background, ooooooh. Thanks, they even worked with my time constraints AND allowed me time off from christmas eve-28th for a family trip. I've actually never run into it at work. We use it at home too, and my wife has about 4-5tb of photos backed up (about 1-2 tb new per year, old stuff gets archived). So I've had to deal with the pain there (4gb of heap Hey I reach 90 playing battlefield without my fans on :p (200MM fan I think I didn't even notice All access is denied. Maybe that's the addiction talking The image is 404....Confirmed Google is intergrating bitcoin. Could you name the wine on the off chance I could find it in the USA? I told my husband about your post and now he's all ...Helm? Pre-T atm, had a guy make eye contact and hold the door for me ON THE WAY OUT OF THE RESTROOM. I was like...this can't be normal. Can it? Guys i'm a little confused...so...speaker jack then? And buy what? I didn't know 7 was goon skate Reminds me of the father from the movie "Dead Silence". Aww! He's super cute. And maybe I see what you did there How did you link to your own post without an edit? Or maybe arguing one way or the other IS the point. Did you not watch the video!? There's been at least two posts about her illustration change a couple of days back. I double clicked it and it erased the idea. BMW Monrovia... For the company I work for, they require LAPD background check. Apparently LAPD told the HR person that I will need CA driver license, but if I don't I should have 'document' to prove I'm preparing for it... Ermahgerd, wintre is ilerminaty?! WINTRE IS COMMING!! I had no idea you could be one spec but choose loot for another? There are lots of great comments here, but I will just throw out the simple but ever so irritating cap leakage. I just hate having to flush out a cap. I'm afraid to ask...how do? This is unrelated but I always get Jimmer and Jimmy Butler confused. I don't know why aside from the name.... [The hell is wrong with you? Hold on. "kittenology" is a lala? Does this mean you're a lala with kitteh obsession? Teach me your ways! When I get mad all I want to do us snack :( I'm not fat yet,but I'm afraid one day I'll wake up looking like Adam Sandler in click Is that Project M? If not....link. NAU. WHY ISNT BOLIN WEARING ANY PANTS??? That just tripped me out Learning Spanish is a requirement for graduation? And Liberty Bell AND Rocky!! Come ON! Get your shit together children of America!!!!! So you think it would be a better idea to have teachers decide by themselves if there's "something wrong" with your kid? > Yeah...I imagine that'd be pretty damn fucked up. You gotta spouse, 2.5 kids, 2 cars, and a big ass house you gotta keep slaving away for, and then suddenly you find out that your country and your life is a big, fat fucking lie. Dayem. Yeah. I think that people either flip their lid, or they just go " You mean like a thief that can summon a mesmer to himself at any moment? While in the keep. In stealth. Man, I do NOT want that staring at me in the bathroom! dat belly. How did you end up going that fast? A really aggressive transfer trajectory? didn't even know you could do that, how do you do that? Nothing so severe fortunately on my end... You win How would you convert of volcanic roar from super jump height with Iron Fist? Was that for a class? What is the benefit of building towers all crooked and sideways, exactly? do you normally NOT ask a question every time? why the fuck are you going to Florida in the first place!?! That team though.... And I''ll be here waiting for your response. No shit? I actually beat the first two. The Dagobah levels are the most frustratingly repetitive bullshit portion of any game I've ever played. Then I tried the 3rd one and I'm convinced it's actually impossible I'll screenshot a bunch more on Saturday. Some of the images were corrupt this time around Leno, Adam Carolla, and Jerry Seinfeld. Nope, it was dropped straight into my inventory the second I hit 60. I also received a mail from the game saying I've unlocked a new dungeon. I don't receive any mail from other players, just story notifications really. two of them touching number 15 is the halo MMO at 90 mil, which was canceled?! Private school is more than available to the middle class. I went all through elementary right up to high school. You've never met a cynical fifteen-year-old? As a guy that has worked with reindeers his whole life.. I think that one may be possessed You could always go with a film which is sort of about Pan and watch *Pan's Labyrinth*! I have never figured out why a film which is called "Labyrinth of the Faun" became "Pan's Labyrinth" when marketed to a non-Spanish audience, though. Second one is hard as hell. Wait--am I not supposed to queue my shots, pump syrup quickly into the cup, then catch the espresso in the cup??? :/ because that is definitely exactly how I was taught to do repeatable routine and how everyone seems to do it in my store......... Do you just leave the black plate off all the time? I'm sorry, what? Who's got the worse second serve, Murray or Gasquet? The last time I tried using one I almost unsoldered a finger off... You took a picture of an article on the internet on your monitor and posted THAT to the internet? 800 hours silver? wat? I'd understand if you played surf or something but if you tryhard then... how? If every American gave $10 to that, NASA would have $3.1 billion to play with Its staring into my soul What are you talking about? I may have made too many I think Millbee was thinking of me when he was expressing his 'hatred' of Chilifan what are these this would almost literally blow my mind Against? Or is it simply not at all a part of it? haha, our CTO does this I could be way off base, but it sounds like the kind of thing Adnan would joke about with his friends and then Mr. Science Teacher overhears and is all Wow, this sort of thing actually exists outside of my head? whaaaaaat you just made me so hungry To me it sounded like they planned on shipping out the prototypes, at least when reading the actual paragraph in question. I'd guess key developers would get their hands on a feature-complete close-to-CV prototype before they have set up an actual production line for CV1. Perhaps they will still wait for feedback after doing that to implement in the final product... somehow now the end of 2015 sounds early, haha This thread was supposed to remind us we are all friends, and look at it it has turned into a Ferguson discussion. I think that would be one of those ornaments that you buy for other people, rather than yourself. It's true. I just didn't think it could send me into BH that badly Yeaaaaah, I often find myself practicing and redditing at the same time. Professionals usually do really short condensed practice times but I prefer to go longer but with a bunch of internet breaks because it's more like something I feel like doing all day instead of a chore, if that even makes sense. Yes you do Yep....you and birdman Me too I've never seen the movies either. Oh god, J Coles gonna be right.. Iggy's gonna win. Seems like Water RNGeezus loves your lil bro He has a child! Trulli's mane. I'm less likely to take damage from hauntlings than gurglings, but I'm willing to accept that I might just be terrible against the gurglings. Dat creep, and dat knockback from tears, though. One hand I thought there would be more girls here to be honest Sweatpants were a bad choice How did you have a Warsong Commander in a Hunter deck?... Four Loko, 2 cans, and you don't remember your name Wow, shit, RES told me I've already given him/her/it 29 upvotes Hummels....worldclass anticipation True. Totally forgot that! Shhhh LOL I just used a poll maker that I found from another thread How am i being Salty I don't think it was wrong for you to share this. As far as everyone else is concerned, how do they know this is even real? How do they know that this wasn't actually something that you did, and you're sharing something about your own lost brother? Unless... everything you read on the internet is true... Thanks! I thought it was weird I couldn't find it on the wiki. Wow. I've never seen anything that made me quite so happy for my local American healthcare system. It will probably cost twice as much mana to diffuse than fuse Wait what? you can reroll grifts? Know this sfcfc. If you're as competitive as I think you are, which I know you are because you remind me of me when I started, you might replace your pub time with your competitive league time but know this. You will, *will* waste much much more time in the long run. It's hard to leave something you're addicted to. It's even harder to leave something when you have actual legitimate ties to it, whether its social or competitive in nature. If you don't want that, I suggest you run! Now! The anus? *my eyes*... Haha, yeah... I really like reddit, but I'm too self-conscious to post content. I'm a real person, though, I swear! Woah. i had no clue This looks like one of the stories in Mushi-shi Playing Deathmatch exclusively? Wow And this have to do with China how? He's Red all grown up These somehow super expertly painted, or stickers, or what? I must know! I gotchya - been messing around with steam engine looking at how different factors affect the outcome, so much to learn right now that sentence structure Oh my G.. I don't even...why did I not know that? 1.5 GB ! you're dating a homemade monopoly board? Goddamnit, I need to get raws that allow sentient creatures to be butchered for leather and bones Is your Groudon gen 6 native or did you get it from a previous gen? I thought it was shiny locked What's that? Sarah Wayne Callies hand Wow nose press tamedog 5050 wat I was once like you Does anyone think the reason why our class is so messed up at the moment is because we're in Draenor and not Azeroth? you hadn't watched all ATLA before starting LoK? Whoa, didn't even think about that! Someone... someone that actually likes Comcast? Yep, that is *ME*. Ah you still haven't done weeklies. And 5 guaranteed coins from nightfall? You have artists to thank. You have artists to thank. Your 13 year old son has his *own* shower? Nevermind there is one apparently 20m dick you say My cousins trained their dogs to pee and poo on command... $2100/hr, seriously? Lol I can understand just fine. The only problem I had with listening was Danny Brown on Detroit vs Everybody (but just a little bit). You really ought to listen to rap more often... Vegas shouldn't be hard to understand I had a 96 Maxima where you had to climb in through the moon roof My dad was very embarrassed after noticing that. He said he was focusing too much on placement Your voice is heavenly My wife saved it. It will be a sandbox MMO and just curious, what other Lineage clones exist? Reminds me of how tiger shark babies eat each other in the womb Are those nudes of her legit?? Cache is ALSO not VPs best map, are YOU that retarded? Holy shit no, i'm not. Yeah. I do that a lot even though kunkka is in my top 5 most played heroes. I often walk away from a team fight and suddenly I'm 1hp I don't understand what you're Christ, that's horrifying. We still have another quarter. A ton of people *think* I have an accent Skiers: Your turning 19???? We are near the same age I think-*I just turned 20*!!! Lol, I don't know lol I just feel old sorta'. O_o I felt young this morning though O_o some creepy 56 year old horny man hitted on me this morning *lol arrrrrrrrrg* GRINDR is tough. You like 2-5 minute missions that require you to run from point A to point B with hardly any story involved while including microtransactions? So....our search broadens That...thats a lot of Hana's... = On an unrelated note, we could photoshop that umbrella with an assault rifle and it'd fit due to her eyes... You shouldn't be wearing iron armor in kohi at all Z-Zelda footage? S-StarFox? uh... Wasn't this already posted like a day or two ago.. It's actually possible to do it on other characters and share? That is something I did not know before OMG Wow! That trailer gave me shivers. How did he win? i like the guy but PewDiePie is in that list and he has a little bit more fans than tb just wondering Whoa. This is seriously the first time I've heard about this. I honestly didn't even see the candy cane and apparently accidentally clicked on it How do we even know YOU exist Man Are you real ? Haha, mine STILL does that. I also happened to be with my fiance's (really awesome) family on spring break that happened to include Mother's Day. She somehow found out their name and where they live (creepy) and sent the card there. Oh shit I can see it now!!! wut if he lives in waco The fact that sleep is in quotes makes me uncomfortable. So you know he's beating off and you just pretend to be asleep? Holly crap I expected the liquid to turn to hard candy. I got some sort of taffy. Georgia to Florida to New York to Florida to New York to Florida to Switzerland to Florida to Denmark..... /r/ZenHabits wait, so did i actually get them all right? Or.. just not a big ass house This doesnt even make any sense anymore Actually in the end that guide was helpful, I now have audio working via my onboard sound. Still no HDMI output, and that seems to be pretty complicated (patching my GPU rom? Not if they're going to need to collect my poo and pee.... Well, if someone were to call a black guy a cracker, the context would probably show that that person thought he was displaying some shitty characteristics that that person associated with white people. So actually, yeah, it would be racist. Like, my old coworker liked to say that he was "as stingy as a Jewboy" and defended himself that it wasn't anti-semitic because there were no Jewish people working there Uriah Shelton's is 2 Uriah Shelton and dash mihok appeared in lifted. Dash Mihok and Kevin Bacon appeared in sleepers. Moon Zappa is Aldo 2 her and Kelly Preston were in jack frost and Kelly Preston was in death sentence with Kevin bacon OUYA is still a thing? Jess? You know on Ebay these go anywhere between $1,500 and $9,000 right Wait how did you get both of them? Remind me of Xcom for some reason WHAT THE FFF IS THIS Please tell me that generated URL was random. What the heck does the phrase "18 'enough'" even mean? SO CUTE R or SR? cuz if R, then that means you have not gotten any other smile R's after you registered... which is hard to believe why not use the Overwolf promotion to get metal carnage? The more I read about user impressions the more I want to try the 880s. I had a pair of 990s for a couple days and returned them because the V shape was entirely too unpredictable for my listening/sources. Between that and the clamp I was actually getting kind of sick/dizzy using them btw when people call me "Sir" I throw up a little in my mouth. \ the 2% on nyph tho... Grant? You hand-cut all those letters? I've always tried to keep all my characters in one guild, never even knew this was a thing. I found the logo distracting. I LOVED Gauntlet back in the days. Wait, let me see how old is that game on NES. 2000 euro!? ∑( I would like to visit this zoo and huge modern outdoor water park in Koper I was about to tell you that 200 hours is insane for a single game in such a short amount of time. Then I checked my own stats and I'm at 100. ah ( Holy shit. Game 5. I tried Alchimia Apothecary's Devil Dew earlier today and it was... Interesting. It had all these fruity notes but all I got was geraniums That awkward moment when Alabama fans are complaining about the refs That's what I said. DUDE WE HAVE THE SAME NAME I wanna see Pause's first place steal on MC from his perspective cause watching MC's I didn't even see him anywhere Wow, I think that's only Patty's third goal this season Why must people hate on the Chads of the world. As a Chad I apologize for the rest of us. BTW I tossed my white sunglasses... Me too! That's actually really fucking weird What Those eyes ( Um... how did you take that photo? "Yes" Holy hell how are you using so much RAM? Apparently not enough More like a 400+ reverse curl my god that list. I got relegated to DIV5 but took the title with no losses. I wish you the best of luck! I have so much Trolling? Wot You just confused me more!!! I... think you might have been trolled I'm no lifting expert, but I know something about being fat... I used to weigh nearly as much as you do, but as a 5' 2" girl. In middle school. I cut every hand BUT that one... I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!! LCPDFR (or any of the other mods) on GTA V. No, pocket sand IS a KOtH reference. But for them to show up one on top the other? That was Jeff in Caffeine? Holy god, what was the second half of the chapter Damn "You are are on! Wow I think I woke up the neighborhood A lizard tail That's not the same thing as research, at all 82 minute intro? It's not that long... also he might have done the dirty with the queen back in WWII People like you I don't think 60hz is fast enough for your level of play Today I found: A lot of jade penises... I think it was episode 6 or 7 for me when I was like Someone make a gif of that weird tongue thing she does in the first second or two Wow, I know him too I don't like most toys, either. My exception are two glass dildos that I picked out for myself (and my wife asked to borrow later, which was pretty much like " Standing swordfish! because otherwise it would just be flopping on the ground Wait, they went to **Ghazi** for feedback and opinions? What's that holy macrel doing on his shoulder nobody knows at my work, is that even a thing?? The headlights -> WUT mate? My slow reaction went as such: *"A very slow death?" It's just an advert for those senior.... OH!* Yeah. Kind of like Bugs Life. Thought about that moment toward the end of the film where all the ants stand up and the hoppers all go people were complaining about Gilius out of the board - but man - Kikis is monster wow for $1 thank you so much XD but where did you hear me speaking cantonese? looks awesome, but DEAR GOD CHARGE YOUR PHONE Years ago I was at my aunt's house for Christmas Eve and I spotted a jar of red and green candy corn on the end table of the living room couch. It was decorative candy made of wax instead of the delicious hunks of sugar I was expecting. but if we are children then how can you accuse us of pedophilia? It was with my first boyfriend (I'm female) when I was 13, he was 15. He asked multiple times if we could have sex, it was his first time too. Eventually I said ok, I was kinda scared. He turned around and put the condom on by himself. Then he put it in me, I yelled something like "Ouch, damn!" and he was like "are you ok? And 1 mr, armor, as, magic penn, armor penn, aoe magic damage, attack speed slow, cdr, etc. At first I was like Depends whats the type? That's in my giant 'to-read' pile TIL I still have the Mono virus in my white blood cells... Ah hello there! I adore Ohio, had to go there through a bus ride back in June! It was so much more lively than here Took me about half the story to realize this wasn't on r/nursing... Why is the joke that the first commenter didn't get labeled hashtag CatholicHumor? Good joke, as a musician I appreciated it, but having been raised Catholic gave me absolutely no added insight. That sounds cool. Would there be random spawn and local chat too?! Wow.. I never thought of that before... But then that would make her frigid damn Wow, I've never even shot one yet Exactly, this has nothing to do with wwe yet I'll this info is known OH MY GOD I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS POSSIBILITY YESTERDAY What just happened 60? oh wow that's awesome. I wonder how many of those things are floating around. Isn't that like duck liver or something? HO..LY...FUCK. Thats smooth as a baby's bottom. Well, apparently my story is too long (12,xxx letters What how in the fuck did that happen? Dam...... Metro Detroiter here. Have one. Call it that. Had no idea......\ Thanks. Maybe a while before I get round to reading all that, let along understanding it. This is friggin genius. Um... Then how are you posting in This thread right now?! I was thinking the exact same thing Yep, I was supposed to check mine with you yesterday btw If you haven't heard of Gerald Hodges, you must not be following the Vikes very closely creams weren't doing it for me, they only got my skin worse somehow It seems so tight i love you Someone deliver Fredbear's Family Diner and have Golden Freddy be an animatronic that is a chef and has eyes and stuff but when he comes after u he has a knife and no eyes like he cut them out cuz its really creepy that way... Pm'd you my life story Wow.... so, a Fedora CAN actually get near a pussy Cleveland winning 21-7 Young at heart, perhaps....? "around 24.000 characters long.." Right?!!? When I got the box from the pharmacist I was like, there's been a terrible mistake People still pug, in a world with LFR? What do you want to do So... Are you going to tell us what he found? you're beautiful Unless they were training for the hunger games man.. i guess mirage and cache are T sided maps now.. both teams struggling on the easier CT sides.. pretty confused It's the major roads that I'm surprised he doesn't know. We live in a city where there's an intestate and a road parallel to it. Basically everything to do here is on that road. The interstate is the easiest way to travel because there aren't stoplights. I'll say take [interstate number] west. He's like, "How do I get there?" It's literally the road we take to anywhere. Yeah, shiny bone. oh i was supposed to change that out lol i forgot His...daughter? dat face Ohhhhh. Psycho-Pass looks good! Ghost Sachi... pretend what? Wow! how do you properly align your shortcut bars? I actually just got chills reading this I wonder if Toph went to the swamp out of grief because Sokka died Asami broke up with her? those harmonies. I can't throw my money at the screen any harder. I would love one of the Magic the Gathering deck boxes. That girl holding the sign on the right was just like. The bow on his daughters head is almost as big AS her head. You just got down voted to hell ChaoX shook Regi's hand at the end Ouch.... Now I'll remember to face away from the wall Is that all dust Uhh.. oh... Lawd, that sounds intense Woah WOAH, they did? who ever says "look at me eating dog meat"? OH MY GOSH Wel this fight was unexpected... A bit $$ though, shipping accounted for half of my expenses all i'm saying is for 2 quarters the colts offense and defense was absent. but hey, maybe that was their game plan? stop scoring and let the team come back then stop them on the game winning drive? I've never understood this argument. Wasn't the empire strikes back similar? Ended on a downer, kinda cliff-hangery... Yet nobody's saying that wasn't a movie. No collisions, and you had fun? they're never seen in the same scene together I didn't even notice the red gem at first. So when I looked I was like 'A...jukebox? EWWWWWW Why have you been downvoted? There's an entire AISLE for crab? Dragons will be like flying inferno towers Oh wow really? Can I do this I could get to 904 and deliver 60 hugs for a shield ... even if it isnt, 66% of the time is a pretty damn good for dreams! I didn't even know there was an uncut Sausages? With bread? Hey man, no matter how hard I try to be patience, I just end up being me. Becoming a virtue is hard Are those Brady chants in San Diego What. I'd have to pass on those. Maybe your techno? What. The. FUCK. I'm not sure if I just lost the capacity to function or if this game simply does not exist in the Apple store. There are solvers and dictionaries for it, but not the actual game the local blockbuster in my town is still doing well I SEE EVERYTHING. were those its babies, what exactly happened ^Oh ^gawd. ^Sand ^in ^her ^vagina. ^ Nuke it from orbit... I didn't say anything about the price.. You're the first person to ever say that on this website Why is your name crossed out You were thinking to jump off a bridge because someone scammed you for 3.50$, which is like 3€? Why is your name crossed out I believe that's just the Chinese thing like "But WHY? Such cute O_O I NEED TO FIND YOU AND YOUR FRIEND. o_o no I don't. For some of us ... Monday is nearly done Such cute Cuteness Why is your name crossed out I'm taking a look at it, but shouldn't it be indented 1" on all sides, instead of like the massive gap it has to the left Jynx always reminds me of Nicki Minaj! I think you just analogized yourself to Hitler(!)… I guess if he's like five and going in with her, that's pretty normal, especially if there's no older male to accompany him. But she seems to imply he went in alone. Which is pretty weird. Dude, that's dark. I mean I kind of understand, but still. OK, I've fixed the lack of two motors working. On one the servo cable wasn't plugged in, on the other it was plugged in the wrong way around.... The tiger in the background is all like, I've got the RL2450H... I'd do a triple monitor setup with them but you can't even buy them anymore I would have never came up with this Wait, why does it show me with a rengar flair I just realized that looks so much like Varrock Square Ideally, do try this at home and nowhere else. it wasn't ad TF ! Prance your way to fitness and also look really cool! I have a hard time believing that u are embarassed to tell your friend that you really have to take a shit since u just enema'd yourself but a minute later u dont have the slightest concern about shitting from your balcony Wait. You're clone Elle! Look at how Frederick is staring at it I confess that after watching it a couple of more times, I kinda liked it. I...like Ciara's design in her 5 star form better than her 6 star form Wait your dad is Ron Jeremy???? Yes, I heard about it. It was like "Chlorine leak at fur fest in Rosemont Hyatt" and I was like Dear FUCK, PS3 was HOW MUCH?! "HookerMurderer"? Aren't all pictures taken after being shot? ︻デ═一#~( Dafuq Yeah i've heard the manga series has a lot more conquests. I'd love to read them! No, it's totally uncured! It tastes like a porkchop or pork shoulder. I didn't know they existed, either! "Fresh pork ham" is what it was labelled as. The store had corned ham, too. No need to turn the house heater on I remember reading this I think a while ago, but I don't remember any of the plot points Why is there a dildo there I used to run this font pre-iOS 7... what is it called again? we crashed their site As a young german guy, I'm deeply concerened someone picked Angela Merkel So many that were not adapted in the anime Ditto. Went to school with some people that knew him. They said he was a dick before he got really famous. Trying to manipulate resturants into giving him free food That's a lot of community service for one cd. That's just... too beautiful to be true I need 32 points from Julio and Matt Bryant. Wait isn't Frank your IT guru there? Not when its pointed towards Slough Does that make me the evil one by default? wait are the downvote bots back? why is there like -10 points on the comments ? the hell did you do dude...that's beautiful Was a good fight but c'mon you can't ban the sage mode Nope, Nuketown is unthinkable in AW. Just jump and you can snipe from garden to garden, from spawn to spawn. People would start to make it with the mahem, or even worse with stinger and exo hover it was a fuddruckers! i worked there for like 2 months before i got fired for not showing up on my day off. uhhh whatever. i was an innocent lil college kid and apparently the rest of the staff was on drugs. Can you really be hired for work you did just for fun? That has no relevance to a client? I was taught differently ...way over 30 hours as of now? Really It's not even on sale. It's £18 on the eshop compared to Awakening's £40, which is very odd ## At first I was like Whoa,so glad I haven't evoed my Ciara yet So you watch panda porn? Uwaaahhhh I can feel the same feels in your art... I was so surprised to see the cocking mechanism is just a divot in the bolt which you slide with your finger Why not just get them all for free? Who says Ravenous is a bad movie?! ... I eat deli sandwiches on a weekly basis. i want a gold trial for my main accoutn Lol! Now I'm really scared to try and make it. Apparently they are also sold in very large tubs! Can you imagine!? WOw, geez. so soon? How long did that take you? oh wow! thats amazing I have fibromyalgia, and I ended up hoarding all of my pain killers from the last three years to use for my worst days. So if I am feeling like life is going to take a shit on me I pop one and a couple of caffeine pills and I turn into a twitchy likable person my children adore for max 4 hours, the other 21 hours I am hell on wheels because we have a carpet beetle invasion and I am allergic to the larval hairs and I can't sleep in my own bedroom at night without nearly over dosing on benedryl and every bone in my body is killing me and my costochondritis will go insane after 4 hours of cleaning and doting straight. Can't wait til we get out of this damned apartment. Sorry for the crazy rant, were moving into a house with out inlaws by this weekend and they have been on my ass about everything. troling with what? Not quite NHL but, attended Grade 5 with Flames prospect Tyler Wotherspoon in Surrey, he was the very first kid I talked to after I immigrated, and we were pretty good buds for a couple of months before he told me we couldn't be friends anymore because his dad said (and I'm quoting his words here) "all Asian people should be shipped back to China to build railroads", so uh, yeah what happens when u turn it sideways? You end up staring? wow thanks for reminding me of G7 how could I forget them I don't think I have any way to play those Bluray DVDs but I want them none the less. Wait, they can do that What is up with the quality eh. It's saying 720p But it looks like 240p Well the first thing that comes to mind is a proper headset... But also a spare key for my car :P Cause if I lose/break my current key.. I'm screwed! Just listened to it, doesn't sound awkward to me Are those foot straps? I'm on now o: Just added you! (it's 7:24am where i live Can you actually be born that stupid or does it take training Impressive and subtle is the fact that two of those flips were done one armed. :o thanks for the reply, I'll probably try veigar support again to see how it goes.. and never Annie For a man who has one of the most confident personas ever, Jay-Z just seems so uncertain sometimes. I'm over here feeling sorry for him... Hunt takes the overhand right that tko'd Cain and gets right back up and keeps pressing forward Wrecking ball buffed? Another one more bent over..:D You do have a great ass, but what I love most is the killing combo with your feet!.. Future earth? His conclusion since getting home from work seems to be that we don't need to change our plans because "she's not dead yet." had no problems at all I don't have children, but I want you to stay away from them Oh snap That's never happened to me WTF?! I've heard they like the "Lightning Out The Front", I'm sure they'd be open to trade. Yea, so? This might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. I literally just put all my bitcoins on my phone the week previous. Are you Alessandro or Domenico? 9 PRON More like "From Luke Harper ( To each their own, but yay starladder SEA are back, time to spend my summit winning That scenario confuses the heck out of me They're all already sold out? So, even if we accept your interpretation that the IRS isn't an executive agency, let's just go with that: You're saying it's perfectly ok with you that *Congress* can decide to take away a class of people's constitutional rights, just by passing a law via simple majority? . . . who does'nt clear they're internet history/autofill for that long though? Looks like this is Zebra's answer to Uniball's Kuru Toga. Those existed. What is shiraz? To be fair they're also a weird band You can kinda see the silhouette her butthole what is edge ? Did Roman Reigns get voted next champion because people just think that's the way WWE is going to book him... or that's what they actually want to see? lmfao I need an organ transplant, no ribbon=no life, its a soulless creature 200cc is pretty powerful for a bicycle 3700 comments in a thread on r/anime? Holy shit, this is a new one for me He's not a mod here.. whoa. and just ask her out?! What country are you in where you are still doing finals? We finished finals a month ago in Australia and got our results 2 weeks ago Honest question: how do I see how many have downvoted? I wasn't aware that happened. I think I just developed Type 2 diabetes and formed a lesbian crush all at the same time watching this video wait wut, people ask strangers thousands miles away for cash?! Holy fuck. This thread. Haha that is totally something I would do, I have a problem with buying everything cute Her face is actually disappearing. Indeed. This only contributed to the roller coaster emotionality of the game. That's the first time I've ever seen you post swears What happens to that gingerbread house I'm more worried that if the dollar drops more, the asshole retailers are going to start charging $79.99 (plus tax) for new videogames. Or maybe just a tinder for ents And what did the damage? In what way was snowcloak bugged? Ran it a lot the past few weeks and haven't encountered any problems Why is someone down voting almost all the comments here? ?>FFS I can hear it in my head too but I can't remember what it's called Shop is open for me but i only see in there classic packs Seriously? They got banned on a PvP server? Nah I'm pretty sure he just called 90% of people in this thread fat I somehow can't cross the street properly even sober, so... I get where you're coming from. Whhhhaaaatt??? > (And also, you guys have cheese after dessert? I know but riot is gonna rework her before yorick How the hell did you get 290 for $270 in August? golden weapons from a non-golden minion How does it feel like a Friday? From #10 maestro to bone breaking #6 in 6 months? What a goal I also eat my sushi with chopstick, but IIRC there was a video that was posted recently about sushis, and apparently sushis are meant to be eaten by hands, not chopstick Think 10v10 is bad go hang out in some 16v16 servers. I have as well some rainbow stripped leggins + onesie. I never would have thought anyone were disturbed by that. I get whats the matter with pink stuff, but whats so weird about multicolour stuff? It's glorious! XD same...I've heard neighborhoods that do their own little christmas light concert every night up to christmas day starting on december first. Is Santa fisting them? Gandara? wait a minute. are you telling me that 0 doesn't come before 7? Could you elaborate that point, I dont really get it But he has super soldier serum? Thats a pretty high standard With a less interesting plot, without an element of romance and with a seriously lame ending "Usually" You don't get a level cap increase and access to new gear for free either though Uniform... Can we not have police hacking/jamming random people's computer-phones without, at the very least, getting a warrant first? I'm sorry this needs an FBI or FCC raid. I know the police want to get their stats up, but committing crimes so you can stop yourself doesn't count. and an elderly Herbert Hoover when you say "not for medley festival".. you mean it works in score match? 7.5 There are some that use Twitch? I mean, I've seen Xat maybe, but Twitch? That'd be so tough to organize I got my breast pump yesterday. It shouldn't be more than $2 to ship. Much worse than that, they aren't even whales EU is stealing from us ... but we are the EU. Who is profiting then? ... Jews? What just happened? Live action porns are actually a thing. I know Burning Angel (Joanna Angel's company) used to do live on stage shows around Halloween for their horror porn parodies, and they even had a "splatter zone" in the audience. They are buying in a bear market and they are ok with that. You think an 18M dollar acquisition is stressed out about a 100k fluctuation in a volatile market? If I had to guess, I would say it's because AT&T does those "promos" that they probably don't offer to affiliates, but I am a little beyond my experience (used to work at the GB and would always Are...are they all authentic Hana's?? Yikes. ono stvarno 2013. Where have you hide that Yes, also recall it was Joe's idea for Emmett to come over for dinner (sizing up the enemy, I'm sure) and I now find it poigniant that Emmett told him he wasn't a good liar. ...How have you never heard the word albeit. I've seen this picture a dozen times, and it's the first time I've noticed the cow skeleton I was wondering that too. One problem is the lamp is $100 Remy lacroix, riley reid Was it newly added? Should I start hyping myself for a re-release ...then why are you slaying They are so radiant yeah as far as I know everybody knows about this When I first saw the screen showing the number with "Luigi," I thought "Certainly he included the Down B in this" but then he didn't! Anyone can remind me where is the F2P please you... you ... are a monster haha just kidding. Nice work I've seen those too :O Where are you from? seems like you got some issues too GIMME DAT AHRI! Funny... those other two boats looked big. That is until so this match is 51-49 and the odds are 63-37 Scary doppelgangers are all over the place Yeah AND, XOR wouldn't work. No idea why XOR came to my mind You travelled from Amsterdam to Stockholm via London? Ron's not a conservative They sent me a mail wit metal carnage code I got 3 after a contest and I don't even use the things dafaq Last year I traveled from NYC to Paris via Moscow. Just did that last night.... The onslaught of wizards..... Actually I'm not really noticing my hair any more glossy than it used to be on the PC How it's even possible to have 0 red heart? It's one of those odd words that add a random letter to it, so frolicking. Where the fuck are you living that minimum wage is $18/hr You're actually quite right, I could direct them to a job answering phones from home tomorrow. 10 to 1 odds they wouldn't contact the company and take the job. It's a legit job, it doesn't pay a lot but you literally sit at home and they even send you the equipment needed to do it I just had to memorize 243 minerals for my exam when there will be PS4/Xbox1 emulators You look at medals and achievements to see if an acc is new How the Hades i read spoil? I thought only Pagans could take concubines Has the sword cut through already? Roll it over, we could have another week like the last one In America I've not seen a dip from "delighted!" on my xwees in like, 7 years, even though they spent that starving on side accounts. What causes a pet to get less happy? I can feel my rage vein pulsating in my neck just reading this. But is it live then? I don't understand why they wouldn't update tooltips if it was live , it's not like its hard to edit it and change a number You cant eat olives raw Whoa you serious? As opposed to a ladyrection? They're dumping Sprint?! Aww, congrats!! :) Baby Aishas are so cute. I was thinking about painting mine into one, but I can't quite make up my mind as to if he's the pet I want to paint. Given the MPs are so cheap now, there's so many options What in the hell !? .....What is this code for??? Is all good. But if it happens again I can't say Waluigi will go easy on you But I'll laugh it off, if that helps So essentially you want it to be one of the highest scoring games this season? If that's a turtle... Is it normal for their dicks to stick out of their shells...? wait, wtf happened here? *$2.00*A kiss, Sweet MotherEr....... Thank you for the kitty tummy. It was needed. This question + your username = My 17 month old figured out how to take off her diaper. FML, so I put pants on her, little snot figured out how to take off shirt and pants, So I put her into onesie, she figured out how to unbutton it. So zip up pajamas it is. She has other plans. No matter what I do or put her in she figures it out, strips down and poops EVERY WHERE. Please send help. I have run out of clorox wipes and febreeze. People in the comments are adding more details, like where she's from. says zero I can't tell if *this* is satire or not. I think we're being brigaded! It's so freaking windy here. I just went to let my dog out and a cushion flew past me. Holy fuck You are so hot.. I never told her my username O_O Tail Wow. I've always wondered about him. What with his assassin erotica fanfics that he wrote *and* recorded. what kind of items does one need to even reach 7k crit? I just draw dicks. TIL that exposing one's shoulders is [le]terally pornography. o_ How did the rocket even hit the lid in the bottom... Lowest settings... and some..? By one comment... That and Quelaag, I went from ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to I didn't look at the subreddit and I was like Rumored to be heading up the rumored LA NASL expansion. Sorry it looks normal on my screen C'est précis y'a un point vert pile sur ma maison damn.. did not know that As newly transferred student, this thread is scaring the crap out of me. So the main character changes genders whenever he wants Even more worrying is the tendency to attempt "winning" a debate by "proving" that the other person is a horrible sexist racist monster and not worthy of a platform instead of just adressing the goddamn arguments Da faq Got the 3-star, but it didn't really go the way I expected... Pekka's took a tour around the base Yeaaahh... a source would be greatly appreciated Wait... if your gauge is done in stockinette then the ribbing should end up smaller (when not stretched). I am so confused about how that turned out looser Oh my god there's two Then why the fuck don't they just eat cake? The video is blocked in America. I'm in love When you see it. Actually, I think I'm going to try my hand at making this color. Let me send you a PM (If i know how to My 4 year old Chinese crested powder-puff Rambo, absolutely HATES squeaker toys Yea, it could be. I have a horrible sense of time. For some reason, the other day, I was thinking I had only been with JN like 9 months and it's been over 2 years. What. They actually stop spawning? During the boss fight? Really? I could watch this all day. The lootboxes that require keys to open/rng boxes in the cash shop don't drop gear, you must be informed I think they are - underground fishing and KELP and all that. Which begs the question - what makes some fish petpets and some food I wish it had been an act I'm not sure I've seen those. >(Europeans sure do love their Opera)Do we? If it does not improve FPS though.... Mallard-sized Unis. Just because Unis are usually 120cm tall, so a Mallard that big would give me nightmares I don't understand what's happening right now What's a shrink sister? The factions themselves are completely pointless if you can't stand crucible, so why bother levelling them up anyway? Django,when they are all sitting down and Leonardo has found out that Django has wasted his time with a scheme when Django only wanted to buy his wife's freedom,Leonardo SLAMS his hand down in anger at Django and has slammed it onto a wine glass that happened to be in the way,slicing his hand wide open (unscripted of course) Leonardo does the rest of the scene LIKE A BOSS (and yes he really did wipe the blood from his hand onto the face of the actress playing Broomhilda Why are there Lorde videos uploaded on his YT? what are those guys in the background are doing? Whaaaaaaa?! I guess the OneMoreGameTV connection wasn't as dead as I thought. So now the primary streaming platform owned by a big trade/content delivery site bought an e-sports conglomerate which owns several teams in one game... Doesn't matter what reaction you show to a sociopath they will keep coming back with more extreme actions. Trying to distinguish a sociopath from a "normal" person requires experience and training in specialised mental and behavioural sciences, the general public is generally oblivious to the signs of one. Its scary but you may have met a handful of them already; they are that good at putting on a disguise I like the play in PPR and I'm considering him over Ryan Mathews. I was highly expecting Nate Washington to fill this void last week though and was very disappointed. revisited? I was sceptical at first, but Apocalypse lives up to the name, a book never looked so awesome WTF was that surged snowball? I want a OP qualification matches to place me in Plat 5 by just playing 10 games with 1700 mmr How is female ejaculation considered dangerous? 1000 euros spent on packs Sounds like a Finnish word. Friend comes over with one of his friends. Introduces us. My friend walks away to do something for a few minutes. His friend, who I just met, says... 'I was actually going to commit suicide today but someone stopped me.' No, I asked why you're happy that they scrapped it. I gathered that you don't care about it. this is one tough starfish - at one point it was just a single arm and a mouth, and slowly it's grown the others back. only a matter of time before humans are regrowing full limbs People are saying that ? Seriously ? I don't get it the link between name moves and the moon I have never understood why people seem to take joy in ripping apart displays and throwing clothes over the floor or putting them in entirely different areas of the shop... And it only ever seems to happen at Primark. Perhaps not I used someone's store format because I had no idea how to make the lines/boxes. I didn't realize that would be a problem... I had this bug too, but Steam downloaded 3.3.7.0 and then redownloaded this and it was fixed...spooky ...it was We know what Dark Cthulhu wants...to cop a feel... How is it a custom build? you want the level and layout of maps to drop seperatly and want to save inventory space with it? Are you going godless? Why would you draft 3 Undertakers in Arena? You simple or just trolling!? Your right about the first part he did cut his hand, but they patched him up and he smeared FAKE blood on her....so no Huh! The 840's "are" cheap Does /r/TrueChristian have more Orthodox Christians than /r/OrthodoxChristianity or /r/Christianity itself? but thats not donkr or is it Woah Yep, pretty much. Its very difficult to have a good story if you dont have good characters... or characters at all really, Im not entirely sure if I consider shooting obstacles, eyecandy, flying cameras with guns (aka the "player character" in some shooters) or other forms of objectified figures in games 'characters' What is the "correct" way to capture the keep dude... we got the same belly To be fair, there were dragons in every dragon age game so far Whoa really? You 'Muricans have got a fucked up law system really? Player positioning would be terrible to balance though, since certain characters would become massively more powerful due to the mechanic. Think Shaco for example Dark Souls 2 and Far Cry 4 are 60fps? Crazy I didn't even notice they actually had bids! I was reading and rereading the title and description. Maybe this is an entrepreneurial kid/relative who has access to someones stash and electric winder.. People check their comment history? I wonder how many comments I have had deleted No wait.... people use -kun to casual friends... and then ditch it when they're either bf/gf or very close friends..... Am I still missing something? Because that's what i noticed in shows like toradora/clannad turns out it does mitigate knock-ups. oh my, so many boris I think DA:O had one dragon, one high dragon, the arch demon who is kind of a dragon and a whole bunch of child dragon trash mobs. DAII was disappointing in the whole dragon thing though Can't kill a mountain or a tremor Running to check my snap I'm damascus1286 on steam, I play a lot but have no gamer friends wot I didn't like those comments Yea That price-tag though My old roomate used to say that all the time. wow.. Ricketts? True story... while leveling up in WoD a couple weeks ago, that towel was the first quest reward that I got this xpac that proc'ed to epic purple quality. I was so excited, and then I put them on... Plastic and rubber if I turn my back for a second. Especially shoes. Roast beef There's 11? Måste prova.... Incase someone needed a card for $25.0021 (((( Gotcha. That's lame. It ends the same way or this is anime only Engineers buy the simplest cars because they are easy to fix. There is no guarantee I will pass engineering though lol! But remember is about the heart you put into your car my friend. I take care of my impreza like its a benz and I have found similar minded people. My friend has 2 86 corollas and even though they are 80's cars he does all the work on them. Engine, transmission, suspension, brakes, electrical, he is literally a master of his car because he built it from the ground up. Now he bought his blue car for $800 and then has now made it into a killer machine with over 10 grand and 2 years of work. All the while he continues to drive hard and fast in the canyons in his stock red 86 corolla. He can beat me in the canyons any day of the week! Even though my car has twice the horse power and is 20 years newer haha. Is that a real number, or did you just smash the keyboard in order to emphasize your point I know. I was joking.... It seems like taking minimum care of pets is a "gift" in an N's eyes. I've been double flamestriked by a priest in arena before... U type as if the finale has already released Since when did coffee brewers start having DRM? When you turn it on and it drains down halfway, turn it off and it'll fill back up. Then just turn it on again and it should work fine. I have to do this every time I clean out the filters in mine. Sounds like /u/d-- Question - will the zombies eventually bite? Or will they just punch?.. ...so meta... that second submission...my lord how is not winning reading his hardware i was like oh yes, oh nice, oh yea, then OH NO. Why does it look like her mouth is half ripped open? OMG THIS IS A GREAT MOVIE!! I think one of them will die Holy shit the edit is amazing aswell Another Challenge, this time Endo must slide down a Waterslide while impersonating Takeshi "Beat" Kitano... All my dreams have come true For a moment there, I thought it was short for "Hold My Nipple" Where have you been the last decade? haha! It was actually about 11:45 when it ended and it was sprinkling I want that Hoody and coffee mug that's what I intentionally hyper-linked to... not sure how /u/eleventyish got that a wild rocky horror reference appears No? *Cyril makes a ( Wouldn't it be better to get screened BEFORE their shift? He's seen some shit, man. Our white social studies teacher was out for the week and she hired a black woman who said she was our white teacher, but she woke up black. Then, she smacked her butt. All with less than 350W power usage I don't think that BoxeR is the norm but an outlier at best Holy crap. I took a count to see how many people deposited before me and what Metang you were on. I might get he second to last one Only in a quarter of the world is it just me, or does new train look like a tf2 map Oooooooo....... I am of age, but i don't act this way No way.. Confucius wrote in ancient text that he was Yikes... People did not like that How much $$$ is that ? Why would one beat his waifu with big cucumber? Isn't the clip you're putting in the spare clip? It wouldn't work because the bear gets entangle at level 3. Upgrading it once would make it to max level so the only way to get triple entangle is to resummon the bear. (Excluding refresher on bear or some weird stuffs Okay, cuz Black Dr. Agon had me rolling. I was like... I didn't even know there was an animated movie I guess I'm a lot more lenient on UIs than most people then > I guess I'm a lot more lenient on UIs than most *of the loud* people *who think of themselves as "discerning" and tend to complain about games on the internet* then What crazy mofo gave you gold? I wanna know if he watched the whole thing? I've had a guy try to converse with me twice in the change-rooms... while he was at the urinal. Not sure what you just... I made a changetip account. Did you just give me money? I thought they all loved deadpool Arashi just sort of You mean the air bubble isn't the subway?! **Fallout shelter**? how do you even end up here 5 months later? My MIL was totally creeped out by breastfeeding! She walks into our house, I am on the couch, completely covered, nursing, she says, "didn't SO tell you I was coming by?" I said yes, she said oh I will jsut wait outside....wth FIL comments on my large breasts. "Write drunk, edit sober." - Give 'em beer? wow the resolution on that pic is nice O_O. Never seen this game on anything but my iphone... so crisp and clear PLEASE DO THIS!! I have been looking for a good fantasy book with a gay main character and can't find one. I find myself going back and forth between novels and gay smut to get my fix Billy Mays? Is that you??? I thought you were dead!! As the OP who posted it first <\^>( Wait... People this the LnL is OP Or them knights in the third TDB missions end fight. Shooting at you like there is no tomorrow It had nothing on EXO's 'Growl' for a few months Is he not allowed near school places? If I do it quickly, no one will know ( I was going to make boosted butter for the first time this weekend, after reading all these comments I feel way in over my head spoopy Calm down? Who's not calmed down? Jewel of Denial... That is the greatest thing I have ever seen. How did you get all of that? Okay, but he's still the first ironman to get one. And I'm not sure why redbatter is posting this, as the original screenshot's from a friend of mine on the Tip It forums. For pointing out a disparity between what was showed last time and what is shown now? Seriously. I asked my PA for another emergency stash refill of 10 (I use maybe one every other month), he gave me 30 How does that relate to my comment? Plagiarize ? This is absurd. They redirect trafic to news websites when you click the link. If you publish somethung publicly i don'rs see the issue to google listin you in search results Seems to have been taking down for copyright reasons Was surprised that there wasn't anything from The Little Prince on this list. The area behind the ears and neck when a girl has her hair tied back in a high ponytail, I can't stop staring ( wait, you actually agree with me on something? are you high? My high school class never went that in detail 3 way that looks just like my cat Wait. You've got the Cyber thingamajig? You really find THAT many purple quality items? Holy shit give me your luck! Haha, trust me I understand... I still haven't upgraded my Sanctum since hitting 75 because sadly I'm debating just to keep it at a round number I have four daughters aged 2, 3, 7 & 8 so I feel it's appropriate for me to chime in. When they're into the princesses, it wasn't as if they were wanting to "BE" a princess...it's just like a little boy putting on a Spider Man mask and running around delcaring himself Spider Man. The girly, prettiness of princess things are appealing because it's pretty, there's no other way I could put it. I would never deny my girls the desire to put on their little princess/fairy costumes complete with a tiara and sceptor - singing whatever song they can manage to sing. And it's not always Princess stuff, they're into My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop & Dora & Barbie - anything girly because well, they're girly girls. I would never force TMNT, Star Wars or Iron Man stuff on them I've heard he's really good. I remember when one of my friends pulled him. Back then we didn't think he was great, but look at what he can do now OH god please let me win My body is smart.. What is this from. I am sad too, I used my free card packs last night. Think of all the experience up 3s I could have gotten It's weird! I love the repeater I try... it's hard when I'm at work 9 hours a day and the other hours are spent watching TV or Netflix lol yeah its 11 am here and i've been playing destiny since 3 pm yesterday I hate it because it instantly crashes my ubuntu machine... no flash support installed at the moment How does one differentiate from good/bad days and mania/depression without visiting a psychiatrist? Holy crap Despite the size of my collection I only own 6 of these... I need to step my game up. lol. how personally i ruin the game? How do mutalisks flap their wings to fly around without any air in space? That tree in the middle looked like it was trying to leap out of the ground. I've never seen a tree move that much It's...Perfect. Reminds me of a "song" on Rize Of The Fenix where Jack Black tries to stick it in Kyle Gass to "teach him a lesson" because he needs to "wake up". When I was 8 years old I found a baby bird outside of my house and attempted to nurse it to adult hood. I watched it slowly become drowsy and fall over every minute or so, it was horrifying. I'm almost positive I played with it for a few days before I realized it wasn't just sleeping. I buried it in my backyard, which in fact was useful because around the age of 16 when I was into anatomy I dug it up and examined its corpse...so yea 50mg knocks me out when I'm still standing up. Who the hell said Blingtron? that is a detailed display Not really looking for dating advice, just a nice cafe with a chill environment. And no, I will not be taking her to Starbucks They just dropped event two last year. God damn traps man. Eventually you learn and it's nothing, but the first few times... when you make that mistake.... # 4 Standins allowed? You need a good signal to install files via the USB cable? What kind of an outhouse has a window? Who says this? I love this More like this I was checking his profile and the guy is even shorter than Messi. Only 1.65 m (5 ft 5 in) \# That's baba Ramdev. He looks cute after a shave Woah that face he makes when he licks her feet freaked me out Sure 1 second. Also my friend can play fine now but whenever i log on lobby chat appears, the minions on the menu freeze, the play button doesnt say play just a blank green square and i cant invite/be ivited to a group... trying to repair right now Some people have organised stash tabs...? Hey Rocket, I can help! I'll add you when I get on later tonight. I can't believe I don't have you on my list yet are you a bot I just realized I rebuilt the barracks but have been keeping my follower limit at 20 because I fucking forgot that I can have 25 active now. Illidan only has a dash like Renekton 30 hunter, O_OMurat .....anchovies DEM TOES THO... We miss clash of clans and retrica and after these we are at same level of Android Wait, what? Why? Shit...this deal is so good I almost want to re-buy all three of these OK so a coworker turned me on to this Podcast and i am hooked! I just caught up to episode 8, the Jay episode, so before i continue on this obsessed, mind boggling, adventure theres something that is really bothering me. Where is Stephanie? What happened to Stephanie in all of this? Wasn't it her B-day the day Hae was killed. I find it so strange that the boyfriend and best friend of the birthday girl never calls her or visits her or anything. Which makes me wonder what was the point exactly of Jay borrowing the car if he never was gonna spend time with his gf that day or night? It would be insightful on Stephanie's opinion if she thought Adnan was capable of the crime or Jay was even capabale of the crime or is capable of lying to a crime so heinous to save his own ass. How did she think the two guys got a long? Was Jay jealous of Adnan's friendship with his gf Stephanie? Why was Stephanie never interviewed by police? Yeah, from the number of chips it will basically tell you if it's high density RAM. Essentially if it's 8GB on one RAM stick it won't work. But 2x4GB works fine, according to what I've been looking up. I order 2x4GB sticks, so here goes nothing when I get them. Okay so I haven't been in town for a long time so...when was magic outlawed? You might be over weight after you transform because maybe some of your armor has (increase carry weight) enchantments How is this peasantry? Supernanny timeout? Also oh.. My... Fucking.... God!! That sounds like a fucking horrifying age time line Cant believe no one mentioned this one Dat freekick against Freiburg I mean all these fedora fake comments can be sometimes funny, but these people in the comment section of apps... This is another level of dumb... If the game doesn't work 1 star, if the game works 5 stars: "amazing game so cool add me (: (: <3 CW is live? Like now? I just went to approve your registration, but you're not there. My mouth is watering. I need that spread. Well I never know what to call the cross dressers, I am always confused. Im the same way around drag queens. I feel awkward calling them "her" cause I know its a guy but if you say 'he' they get pissed Her thighs are wider than my mid section. Also confused. Cannot determine if "come out" as in the closet, or "come out" as in the pregnant womans vagina. THOSE GIANT PINS. Yeah. Check/raising AI on the flop is probably the best play... Reading your comment now I think its a fairly easy shove on the flop What? i thought he was an adc main One was a post sex crier... The other was a growler You speak so matter of factly, but I play less than both of those players and I'm legend and they aren't Yeah I thought the same thing until I realized everyone in the party is actually looking away from it. as i read that i slowly slowed my reading for some reason You weren't kidding about being fast I have the same problem as him, but only on my Hunter main, not on my alts No te pierdas cómo enlazan la noticia desde Google: "Podemos recibe una paga extra de Navidad de 110.000 €" Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed that There was a song in the second Hobbit movie? Only songs I remember from Lord of the Rings were the Enya and Annie Lennox ending songs. These Hobbit films have songs? I've had this happen many times over the years and I still haven't really gotten used to it. The first time was in the early 90's so no internet to look things up at the time. I thought maybe it was drug flashback or something. Dat leg is fucked "hide-y"? does that have like a hidden stash or something, because that would be rad as fuck Unless you're mass effect 3 hmmm....Maybe he wanted to get killed by having a fade portal open inside him? Does this mean we just sent him to the place we spent the entire game keeping him out of?!? I think I'm really going to ...If you were our unicorn....... You didn't like that book? "Credit or Debit"? They're two different things? I feed my office cat fancy feast. not very expensive compared to my rokok leh. when i go to PLC, can see $6 cans >Wow. You continue to deny that mass graves (aka pits to "toss'em in") were used during the Nazi Holocaust. You are a full blown Holocaust denier. The downvotes I think you'll just have to go through it, I started into a custom game, tabbed out shortly for the loading screen and came back to a nonresponding client. When I wanted to restart it told me to reconnect at first (I was the only one in the custom I know that in Pasco County (just north of Tampa) you can work in the schools as (what they call) a bachelor's level SLP. You can work there for 5 years in the schools, before you have to get accepted to grad school. USF has a "suncoast consortium program" which has a heavy emphasis on schools. The classes are online and the externships are in the summer. The program is three years instead of two to compensate for the externships having to be done in the summers. I have a friend who went that route and she is happy she did. Because she has a full time job in the schools she is able to pay for all of her grad school out of pocket ($1-2 grand a semester). Essentially she will graduate with her Masters with no debt....unlike me. well, at least the PD apologized for their *foul language* my brother calls it default gay dude hairstyle. wow. I hadn't really considered looking on facebook There are other people there? Just added. So it's a reddit form of geocaching? Dark Horned Frog! It looks like it will rape you to death... M$ has fans? Rectal feeding? Despite the poor quality gif, I was quite mesmerized and caught myself watching it at least 7 or 8 times. Actually, they weren't draining gelflings, they were draining some other critter. The gelflings were the only ones whose essence _kept_ them young. The other critters only gave them a bit of youth that faded quickly. Which is worse, TBH. You get your youth and life sucked out of you, leaving you an aged husk, and the creature that did it gets a tiny patch of skin smooth for a few seconds before it springs back to wrinkly again. Hmmm...this site won't load for me... Shit, apparently I am a pan-pet-ual flirtation machine ... Birds, horses, fish, dogs, gerbils, guinea pigs, cats, bunnies, piggies, snakes.... How do you have 999 rounds for the Atheon's Epilogue? 8:00 1-1 when going 3h before pool into speed? Never seen that before 3 Cent's per 1000 gems on the market... so 3 cents per booster pack on average... so like 6-12 cents per badge now? your game looks nice I built my computer from the ground up just for making electronic music. All I do is play Aberoth on it XD. I do construction/painting for a living, and work part time at a liquor store. I am also the father of a 5 year old boy. And as you all know, I am very, very serious ( RIP Increased Critical Damage, cut in half Is he cute? He better be cute. And serious. So, if you're not investing in *anything* – not even investing in something that *would have* doubled your personal and familys wealth many, many times over (you just said so yourself); what do you do with your money?? You like the avs I had to delicately tell my ex also. He said he didn't do it because it hurt to clean under the foreskin. I was like "No, it's a blackhead" like she's growing it and fully aware of its presence!.... I just want to know why one of them kept airing during Peter Pan Live also, powersaves can't change ability Pretty far, unfortunately. From what I can tell, the clinic here does work with fundabortionnow.org, but when I asked the woman at the clinic about charity funding, she told me she couldn't discuss it until my appointment.. Which would cost a hundred bucks to make. Jesus fucking christ This sounds really OP That never ends well... The day I found out that the Sith were a distinct alien race on Wookiepedia. what are those glasses 2k watts, 1 plant Sounds like she was projecting her desires on you It's in there 14 people in the wedding party how's this related to the Arrow wiki? You know you're having a rough year when someone from the NFC South is mocking you 1# top,mid,adc in china in 1 team vanilla porter sounds absolutely delicious I haven't experienced this in PvE/raids. Healers still always beat hybrid healers in terms of HPS and sustain. d- One day I was having a coke with a friend and a little girl from like 7 years old looked at me with passion and said: "You are my mummy". My friend looked at me astonished, but the girl turn to him and said: "And you my daddy". Woah woah woah. I most certainly did not insinuate *that* Ahh! Time flies! I just realised I'm 15wks today no preferential - MM? German? Is that Kevin Nash? someone explain to me what backswing means he hunted humans Sour Cream is bad for you? Wait, we did? Cos i didn't notice Yes. I wasn't aware that shaman healers were lacking. I main a shaman healer and have been toping charts or on par with good healers. I was surprised that restoration shamans were given a 5% increase in healing. How the Fuck is that even possible!? Já conhecia esse site quando vi uma reportagem no começo do ano. Na época eu fiz um busca e achei meu nome, telefone residencial e o endereço da minha antiga casa I am utterly confused by the logic that I am not sure if you're joking or not Why people says Rito instead of Riot ? Libraries have their own cops now? I tried to ues tactics camera a few times, but I hate it. I didn't use it at all after [Spoiler](/s "Haven was destroyed"). Sometimes I think I'm the only person who didn't use tactics camera at all to beat it on Nightmare Is that what Hylian does? The other end looks like just a cap. Maybe the crossguard spins though did you actually give away a knife Well imagine Wolverine going into astral full screen away and doing berserker slashes from behind you to keep you in the corner until the real one gets closer. Even at mid screen, how the hell would you block double berserker slashes? Then you add on Berserker Rage and then you can go into debt in this fuking game? Crap i play this game so long and i didn't noticed that WW is spawning voidlings Dead bird got swole. Or Bob....that would be even more scary I think Same! Getting tired of lvling all these 2-stars An OS limitation isn't a good justification? Slothninja and Bob on a journey.. ... Maybe I am... Thanks! It's funny because my brother in college came to the same conclusion... I didn't think na I'll still be on my way home at 12mn. I got three replies yesterday, so I'm pretty excited. I'll probably only be able to do the daily threads for a while, but my hubby has agreed that I need my computer and his monitor (for the time being) back together so I can have an online life again. (He tried to get me a laptop for Xmas Igster got a body ? Do you mean Merle? Daryl is not an asshole we have to laugh about it - but sometimes, you have to wait a few days/weeks on account of being so pissed off... every letter, gift, envelope, package - whether hand-delivered, by post, or in a freakin basket comes with 'helpful newspaper (or magazine) clippings'... yes, she is one of *those* ... The hell? I live in India, still haven't gotten it, what is this sorcery? the system organized by men? Very similar cpu to what I had. It was a great system at the time but I look back at some of the components, knowing what I know now, Did I just... pre-quote you out of context?? C-can I be you in my next life? XJ9 is that you I thought that was a knock-off Broly What does "swing your hips back even mean"? That's what I thought! I was expecting his ear to be torn apart by the end of the video. I can only imagine what his ears look like without the tunnels in.. I know that's fake, but holy shit is it enraging Literally what NB3's been doing on his stream all day yesterday. Two Q's in burrowed form killed the enemy Jinx Excuse my noobishness, but who are what is a salmon ladder? Checking in from Texas. I'm fine, but I'm alone Wow, you sure are enlightened. What is that? Julio! Wait it was in January? What the actual fuck? In my mind it was a month or two ago! The whole Duck vs Beaver thing is a little insane. There's Duck Tracks and Beaver Tracks ice creams. Thank you? what the hell is that if it's not mumps I bought 700k gems... From the market... didn't know someone was exploiting them... I only wanted the profile thing She's in Total Divas now? we have become what we worked so hard to destroy I have two of those things. I had no idea this armor existed. Atleast you didn't spend around £100 on gems... I got in the hype of buying gems but I just find Stay down so odd. Explosion makes sense to me because you are powering up a finger explosion into a full body. But how the hell do you go from sweet looking spikes that spawn from the ground into a black carpet " LOL. i just checked the list, and i actually have literally every single thunder unit released except garnan and ziz How old is your teacher? I really hope you didn't mean 4,000 ISK. Childhood ruined when Honest Trailers hinted that Nala could have been a sister from a different mom When hearing Pokéfan all I can imagine is a fan going at it on the ceiling while screaming pika pika Keep them for when SHG will buff it. I receveid both the ASM1 elites before the buff, think if i'd have sold them There somewhere you can purchase these? what the Woooow that looks incredible! I loooove the owls. You did such an awesome job Here I was thinking his name was Peter. I know the bias against women (I can see where it's coming from), but French? I heard he was going to college And dried, salted cod soaked in **lye** sounds like so much of a better option. My dad's good with stuff like that too! He's helped me build/fix numerous things. He's unsuccessfully trying to redo my parents basement. He got it all tore up and put up a frame and just stopped there hahaha. So how there's one bathroom and an unfinished basement. Bah, I just saw that in action for the first time a few days ago. Very nasty commander Just checked ebay. Unused vanilla copies are 1200 to 5k, roughly. I never said it wasn't? I was reassuring the OP that a lot of us ALSO use 6.5'' wheels for Syrians to begin with. I already saw you post and tell her to get a bigger wheel and cage, so I didn't need to replicate that information It's almost as if her expression reads, "Wat? There's an inglot......near me....... Banzai! Tocmai am terminat de vazut un documentar despre decretei, avorturi si sex in comunism (e ultimul din lista). Prea mult prea sf pentru mine ... ( ( ( New markdown CSS? That painting gives you a fire halo How'd you guys miss Water Mystic Witch? Holy cow nice Oof, true. And there's nothing worse than losing count and trying to retrace your steps Jesus christ! google fiber?? I'm really glad I was able to stay with them! They're a shipping company and shipping my stuff too I'm the one that won What is this, Rubber Skin Man? where were you during super honour summon? 50% or something of the pulls were zel bags is ardin really that good to get a perma slot? Based off this, shouldn't there be like 100k extra copies of CS:GO? I'm still afraid that Samsung is tapping in their Stock which was planned for other countries, to satisfy US demand but other countries will have to wait even longer now Dat bounty kersh? Oh no! srry! someone got the number. please find another number >_< more chance of winning tho When I get tired of a loved one or a kid on The Sims, I just kill them. Turtleneck sweaters with boob window Wait so… if I win my first game, I play against Xerop… my face-> nyaha! yeah! I cant argue with that! combined with a lovely love ball! perfect-o! Try again by tomorrow Did you use a disposable pan or something? How did this happen Godzilla looks even more sexy sat down The 80's were 30 years ago I'm a fanboy and I feel the same way Dvorak just got 5 more points today, he's in the OHL top 5 for points. Also a team best +23 Wait. You cam get xp for doing old story missions? Lol... I still think most of it is probably rigged. I'm looking at some of the 10k+ bids and alot of the users who bid higher than that have their profiles set to private. MY EYES Wait, seriously?! Oh mah god. I kind of have a fetish for being dominated by farts. Outside the dominant zone though, I just find them gross (I used to know a woman who just got turned on by farting in general That comma WHAT?! That 3! That last pic tho To which graphic novel are you referring? I must know uxie just chillin takin a nap or is his eyes always closed? Why do\would people drop their items? 30 stacks Holy shit! That's a lot of money! Is... Is there an extra accidental 3 in there? How did it take you 3 weeks to get to your lv15 story quest? right? I SEE POOP NEAR THE BUTTCRACK. How... Do you use the ds4 on the phone? It is a tad bit more than just that, I have a speech disorder and trouble with my balance. Oh, I also have an lazy-eye. My mom is livid. I'm not sure why you would use the bag shortcut when doing the mission solo? I swam from Freedich to Growlgate 9.5/10 for pvp Do my words confuse you? Don't have this? Holy Shit! You're good at this For some reason, I feel that I'm hitting my shots more often now than before. She was "born an angel..." So there you go I didn't even notice Don't mess with John Riggs, he wields a Nerf Rifle with an AR-15 spring in it. Flat trajectory across the office Holy cockballs. I want a human effigy plushie where as, leveling my 3rd 100, i am finding i have to explain fights more and more Holy shit that's a thick ass radiator Wut? A tie between everything involved in the video game crash and Interplay getting bought out by Titus Software (the makers of Superman 64 73? Seems like an awfully harsh response. "Fuck you bungie" because it takes XP to level things? Exactly how long is long For some weird reason I get troll-sprayed instead of being able to follow that link... question is... Why was he on his sisters computer Where is the strawman I asked you to go to sleep... I just woke up At least it'll still look like a snickers bar when it comes out... Copypasta. Except I dont think he's copying or pasting Legija nearly 1v4 clutched the knife round I'm curious what your monitor setup is. I have some weird issues with the latest drivers as well while using a 65" tv as my monitor. I actually uninstalled all the ATI drivers and software and am running on the generic Microsoft driver for Windows 8.1. It suprisingly is working well. While not ideal, its the best i can come up with until i have enough patience to play around with settings for the ATI drivers and software some more. I'm still at a loss as to why this is actually working so well though. who is hacker idol So many crates I...I actually beat Terminus Just can't believe that my ragtag team actually made it But them giveaways bro ... Couldn't all of the lantern's just create a block in someones wind pipe to beat any humanoid opponent instantly At first I thought it was an iWatch Almost scored a corner? So saying you could have possibly been gay or bisexual is insulting? Sozin did? Oh God... Where's 1.3.0a? Vegas local here... In awe What the.......? Looks like a couple of guys are wearing MX gear instead of leathers? Was all hyped and crafted some of my duplicates, what do i do with my 1000 gems? ...what? I blame the olicity shippers, they seem to perceive her as a threat Actually - they kind of do look like walker tanks without legs... It's the stuff that /r/staircasewit users dream of ...don't we all have small intestines? then lances mother must be willys brother I can't stop watching it I apparently went to "Queens of the Stone Age". What the hell even is that? Or both. >Seriously? Not the way I see it, considering how big a community this is (I've just realised how close we are to 300k To be honest, i'm DMG and i'd say 80% of other DMGs that i play with or against should be gold novas...they play BAD, yet they are DMGs... Wow, you're giving me a lot of tips! Not to freak you out, but there's one of those skull things inside you right now! Thats where you deposit your emeralds and it goes to your Xapo wallet. Given what I have read (admittedly as a non-expert) about Meso-American cultures the pain was probably the point. I mean, these were people who cut holes in their dicks and pulled a cord through the hole as part of a religious ritual... That was fast You have PCBCs? As opposed to the Eastern male? Wait... you mean other people don't own 10+ pairs???? I'm wearing 2 pairs right now Holy crap, 57 books AND you're a full-time student?! ... How? WUT? Omg...so boss. I haven't even gone past 115 days No, that's the thing! THEY WERE MY PILLOWS THE WHOLE TIME. maybe their server got crash when the sale open, so it take 1 minute bring it back Was that meant for me or derpsti? Don't think im gonna sleep now.... thank you. I will never look at Minecraft lava the same way again I think my feed skipped the Anthem... That was scary, what happened there Well ever since I turned 13 I've been pretty active but why do you ask.? Watching the Isles feed... they really just upsold getting to High-five the players. ༼ The Mad Mod... Earth survival??? punk vs lesnar I think dayne was wearing an Audemar. I find it so ridiculous that you're sitting here trying to play the victim in this role. I was the jungler in that game. Me and my partner were nothing close to "toxic" with you. You constantly incited rage by making plays you knew defied all types of LOGIC and COMMON SENSE that were naturally passed down to you upon birth, SIR. Also, does anyone know if the Xmas REM is coming to NA? my girlfriend and I have 10 stones any want to roll on this Godfest but not if we can get the Xmas mons. Ah ok. Heh maybe they should make a minigame of cutting the looted modules off and go in the other direction In this thread, the OP is a guy but in this member's history they're a chick with a hubby. Well, that might not work out as well as you planned. Yep seen them a few times. Never full blown, as in I could have conversation with them, but constantly in my peripherals. And passing windows, after I was past the window, I'd be certain that there had been a dark figure on the other side of the glass Is it just me or is their dps kind of low? Holy fucking shit! That bomb JDS threw would've broken my clavicle, crushed three ribs, dislocated my hip, and shattered both my ankles. I remember taking a piss and a shit and weighing myself and I was like 4 pounds lighter. And a username regarding the massacre 80 years ago Do you live at a beer distributor? ...wait, Jacob had a baby? I did read the last book (I had reasons) and I don't recall that Why would you sell it that low 1st gen rams starting at less than 1k My vote moved Disciple Recordings up to #2 Something huge that's for sure fix ur post I like how you subtly sneaked damage from protections in there. ;) For this new unique value though, understand that protection caps at 325. D: Also that scaling for Volley is more than Freya does in her ult. not a whole lot Well you know people Georgia are known for big egos and small brains. We're already friends But... that would mean lying Dayum, dat ending! Holy shit I did not know about this.. wtf My best friend started giving her boyfriend a blowjob when I passed out on the couch while we were watching a movie. The stupid thing is, *they didn't hide.* All I had to do was open my eyes and I could see everything without moving an inch... yeah, it happened. just traded with 2 people and it worked Wow. Its stomach looks like a tetris game made from pork rinds. If MB has had a hand in halo events for a while... I'd like a video of this whats up with the people getting kicked from savage Plug it into your phone. Whoa, yeah that's my IGN and trainer ID. Sure, I'd nickname it for you! What was it and who'd you get it from? Woah dude I'm not the only one who thought this kind of behaviour was awful. Did you use any of the `8.x` builds for 1.7.x servers? I just tried `9.x`build and to my horror I found that almost all configuration options introduced in `8.x` branch have been removed. ︻デ═一#~( Holy Nil who makes an 8 hour video infinity cubes I have a user flair? You're a navy seal and you waste your time on Twitch? Behind me is a toilet Those cross-body/on-the-move throws are amazing /r/greyhounds Fun story: there was a guy I had over like, waaaaay before the whole meeting the hubby thing who was there as mutually beneficial temporary sex partner. He spent wayyyyy too much time talking about bullshit (I'm certain if you dig deep enough through my posts you can find the whole story), and I did just that. And we did do it, and it was meh. Though that had more to do with the fact that after we were finished he went BACK to complaining about his mother again. Whilst I could understand maybe a skipped timer event due to a server issue or something happening once, it has to be a code issue if it continues to happen day after day to the same accounts. I would imagine that the time is taken from server o/s time, be a bit of an issue if the server o/s time was constantly being reset. Brimstone looks so good tenzki is that you? Uhm, since when the Slavic considered bunnies as gods What happened here? this post isn't showing something relating to gaming Holy crap this is huge Coldplay Sandy vagina Didn't think someone was going to be an asshat tbh... Aaah, the eyes in the corner pic move what in the world? Its all fun and games until you start sinking I don't remember you... It's a face. It's pretty much a combination of O_o or We used to get calls at the pizza joint, asking us for the number of a competitor's store *within our local delivery area*. Even if we had their number, we wouldn't be giving it out This guy really likes 599s But imagine the fight taking place in the ocean Added you O_OMurat I'm confused. Is this a no roof train or something?? PSN: O_OMurat Whoa You understood what was going on? Translator or something? Weird... anyway, now the thread is deleted and I have NO idea of what happened. How there can be two people of the 'same' country with a non-native navie and coincide with each other? Anyway... I might need your help... if he comes back and this misunderstanding ends up with me under the threat of a ban OOC: What was that? Well, that went another direction from your previous post. Foulmouthed this one Did you just say 22.48% rounds up to 24%? Was he sharing your pics/vids on different sites? Why would he download them to his work PC? hoboken is a young urban professional city. One place is filled with money. And nothing has been looted around here Holy shit why didn't that guy just kill you "My sister." So, you're letdown because you're still alive ? I wouldn't go as far as to say that Benavidez was "exposed". Herrera, I feel, really is a *really* good, good fighter. As the commentators said, Benevidez just needs to make some stylistic adjustments. He is a very, very good prospect...but he did lose that fight, I felt. I think that he might have drained himself a bit making weight actually. I was talking to him a while back, and he looked pretty decent. Not fat *in the least*, but filled out. I asked him how much he was weighing...He said about 175. Who took this picture? started at 170, you now have 200 Its surprising how fast modern cars are even if theyre just family cars. I remember hearing the V6 accord can do something stupid like 4.9 from 0-60 It's those kinda calls that makes me wonder what where the NFL is going to be in a few years. Shout out to the dogpound for being the only one who can stop Hill so far. WOW Same thing here. He beard is growing inside his mouth. how did you know ? The irony behind your choice is that you can actually obtain that. You have 60 million + businessmen? I thought this was just going to be another "men should get to have financial abortions" pileon, but reddit actually managed to make it worse and be pro-forced-birth ...wat? <3 Nothing like seeing mod downvoted for doing their job completely correctly... haha loving the games so far, Bayaz FTW I hope so!!! I'd love to protest it in my home town but Id probably be the only one since there's like no one kinky around here! I cringe for what the kink sites and pages are gonna be like after the movie comes out That's really bad UX. You are the guy who had to eat a dick if a post in Bjergsen's AMA reached 400 Reddit golds !!! I think one of the funniest, probably inappropriate things, I've ever ACTUALLY heard a pilot say was: "Welcome aboard. My name is ... and my co pilot today is (insert Mexican name here)...or something like that." Lock your doors tonight. He/she is coming for you. Hmm perhaps...but what is death anyways? My god.. that preview pic. Where's everyoen? NOBODY WINS Jeezy peets, spoiler alert. you know.. i might've not paid attention.. but there's boys in that school? number 3 I know. Thinking back on it now, I feel bad about how shit-baked they had to have been. They must have thought they were dealing with a dead kid at first. I didnt know this existed and my life has changed irrevocably, forever. How could it be even possible But what if we picked apples on opposite sides? yeah i guess shes just taller now imagine going to the crown in one Deagle pilot FT is $2.80 on the market.. I figured this thread would have been archived by now YAYYYYYY V-DAY!!! I'm freaking out about have under 100 days left. And why are the publishers okay with such behaviour? Do they just have to accept it because the series is popular? Or are the contracts so easyoing (or are there any What just happened? How did that EZ W hit?! i have no clue holy shit Kap is actually running ? is this a fake video ? ~~I'm pretty sure unstable wipes characters *more often* then the nightlies.~~ maybe not You look great! And I imagine it's a typo, but I saw 43+1 and about shat myself. I was like "WHAT? WHAT DAY IS IT? WHAT *MONTH* IS IT?" And thought I'd had some sort of time warp. of course! specs sylveon hits stupidly hard Yeah, knew that. I did *not* know he was direct *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon II.* Holy shitballs. I didn't know cross country is so popular. They are also skiing uphill. ...you're kidding right... It's probably going to happen for Dragon Con 2016. I found her pumps in my size 11 After killing a dragon, talking to Iron Bull reveals that the Qunari have this theory that there's some possible dragon blood hanging out in their genes... On a slightly related note, what differs regular dragons from the dragons that are the Old Gods and who become corrupted into Archdemons? Could the Qunari have any connection to the Old Gods? Oh yeah shit, sorry Congrats! Now, make sure she has the most perfect wedding ever. What kind of dogs? Cause chiuhuahuas are more rodent than dog Inception was a *letdown* ? O_o " Amazing and looks younger or are you actually ellen the wizard disguised as Snillos? I don't believe it's theoretically possible for half a substance to be boiling xD Only thing I can figure is maybe half of the kettle's internal surface is coated with something the other half isn't? Very interesting 1300 health Some of you do. It's only been ONE quarter?! Feels like forever already. I just can't get over this. I've been staring at these pics for like 15 minutes now and I keep randomly saying "the FUCK?" "This is INSANE" etc. This was a super important game for Chargers. I can't brain why this happened. But then again would a real Minnesotan be a little rude?!? wat Damn that Bella's outfit I had no idea that people used that. I did!? I'd say it's pretty hard to beat a name as cool as Librewian, though. yes they are legit haha! xD I don't own any of those gadgets they call powersaves Me too! Yet offices further away in Circular Quay and Milsons Point are being evacuated... Stupid me... what was I thinking... Then what can we give Neville vs Zayn? Man I hope so. A 21-0 lead just made me go How is that sign floating like that? For real? wow. I will look into this right now. jeez I would hate to have broken people's snapchats "Would you kindly?" Ikr dude. I was SHOCKED everyone went OVER Everyone knows there's no girls on the internet. Except I feel like the posts about period blood clot farts kinda prove that wrong holy shit Sword of kings. I am still traumatized by the amount of dueling katanas I used to have. A lot of girls will be dancing and not paying attention to what is actually going on in the room (unless they hear the noise it makes when someone tips, of course). But since I was working out of my *super* tiny bedroom (in my mother's basement, nonetheless!), I didn't have room to "entice" people like that. Plus, I'd feel ridiculously awkward "sexy dancing" or anything like that The game flat out tells you about this the second you get magic. > You are the guy who **ate** a dick **after** a post in Bjergsen's AMA reached 400 Reddit golds !!! Well fuck me, I literally am the only Arkansas-Pine Bluff flair on all of /r/cfb that sounds delicious for sucking up the juice at the end. You use the g key for pings over ctrl/alt Is this legit We're all going to have worms wriggling around in our eye sockets one day Oh shit! I would feel so terrible... I think I would literally sit down and cry if I made someone go through that. Even if you had money to start up, imagine trying to prove to HMRC that you had *no* income. That'd be really good fun... I don't think I've ever seen a blue ezreal carry anything other than the torn and bleeding pieces of his butthole back to fountain heh. Tupelo has only gotten worse.. last I checked it was $108 a gallon Please tell me the firing mechanism is that little lever-like thing on the top? > Btw, when I went to check my notifications, it said your username is MoltenEnforcer. But here, it is MiddleEagle. What black magic is this? Twist: The contents are PEAS Could I get a PM too if you consider me worth sharing that information with? I want to know what you did to get her parents mad at you C store consoles can be traded? ( WTF is this Cody costume Philippines don't have their own server. "Mom, there are cameras in the house? I don't get what the rate up is for? What's the criteria for the unit choice? 3/12 atma for Bravura Atma. Don't complain I grinded Atma before the nerf! Don't complain I don't think Tenno are capable of having morals since they slaughter by the truckload on a daily basis. Then there's Stalker's codex entry You were "bored". I wonder what your drawings would be like when you're actually trying. you missed the blood Da fuq did I just read I. Oh. I uh. Am currently having an unlabled thing with a guy who's the toppiest top ever. (I am finding out I am even more of a sub than I realized, and it's awesome.) I have a sneaking suspicion he'd be happy to do this to me (...for me? :D) given that every time we bang, he always keeps going when I think I can't possibly go anymore. I didn't know I wanted this but HOLY HELL I WANT THIS. Thank you for this information. Is this s*it your job? holy-- i think that's Gentaro/ Kamen Rider Fourze. Buying: Birthday kadoatie ( It's excatly what McD's intended; full of well paid young bright light skinned blonde and blue eyed employees who are happy to serve you in their dry cleaned crisp new uniforms. The tables are clean, the floors sparkle as the manager esthetically welcomes you. The sandwiches are just as they are pictured in the menu (and the billboards); there are no lines to wait either. It's just PERFECT... I appreciate your viewpoint, and while I admit that defensiveness has definitely played a role in sour runs for me previously (I totally understand your "I'm the tank, damn it!" attitude), I don't think that was the case this time. I could post a screenshot of the exactly 13 lines of text that were said over the entire dungeon, but I won't. The only things that I said were "why waste money when I am on relic chain I loved every part of my Cullen romance - but the actual sex scene was perfect with him. I love how he's so gentle with the Inquisitor but then suddenly becomes all angsty and grabby. He was the perfect boyfriend the whole play-through and I might be slightly addicted to some Cullen fanfic erotica now. If you watch the Young Ones again now, it's not funny at all, just dated. He CO-WROTE Blackadder. The Thin Blue Line? Wait..So you're saying you're a HU/HU? fixing the game seems pointless before release? Both copies arrive ... broken. Is Ashland near Portland??? Hubs applied for a job there and if this is what happens like HELL will we ever go there.... Wow you can play with no monitor Is that her? Oh crap. There is an order? it won't let me trade the Zangoose back, says it has an HM move Same guy from a few weeks ago... I posted a thread here Even for things like Phione? Were you like 15 when you wrote this? Great note, but a little slow in the uptake, eh?? Jesus. The weights at the base. It was SO GOOD I couldn't believe some of the comments I saw here! Like seriously, you don't put babies on a diet. The Caribbean! I can even see the individual onion cells He just became a monk I see you on every RNG based thread here in Dota 2 what comeback? That's kind of terrifying... I kinda thought saying goodbye would be the better option as compared to deleting reddit account and bailing like that. Maybe also Hicks felt the same My blond Jesus why get 2 mongoose razors? What happened to the comments I need Cutler to outscore Stills in PPR wat? You're doing something wrong then, lol. And why the fuck are you parsing i90? We do know their "official" reasons: schools, roads, public baths etc. will supposedly be all in danger if the arena is built with space for 3.500 people. And all this can shown to be wrong, even the city officials say so. So it looks more and more like the campaigners might have hidden and maybe personal reasons. Last night they created a new "reason": the firefighters will not be able to do their job properly anymore pls eli5: care e scamul? nu inteleg him? wut? That is an incredibly BEAUTIFUL weapon. GAH! DON'T PUT PRESSURE ON ME! Last Togepi sent!!!!! Enjoy! Sorry I couldn't find yours for so long.... so many tentacools... certain kind of mentalities seems to be in all groups. And these minor minorities in the group just ruin it for all sometimes, through their love/abuse of power Holy jesus that was many questions It doesn't show it. Oh wow 1 and 3500 Huh? I didn't miss the coffee Kod privatnika velis? Hmmm Probably. This discussion has gone crazy I do hope she likes it! :) Caught that baby after way too long..with shiny charm too.. ***бать реактор 31 warlock PSN: O_OMurat why the fuck does the cop do these coordination tests and stuff, if he has a breathalyzer? How do you know what horse semen tastes like? I'm considered the baby of my family but I've reached the point where rookie and 2nd year pro athletes are younger than me. What? How long DID you think it would be, 18" or so? OMG, I had no idea it used to look like that It's really funny I hang out with a friend named Jess and she's exactly that character. She off limits since she's my friend but she's has all those features Third Age Who says I've been on reddit for 2 months? And what does that have to do with anything? "had"? What kind of crowd control does Douglasville need? can we get an endless mix of www.rainymood.com and someone gently tapping the blues? can weeeee Could the last frame be changed to pedo Homer? My MIL swears she didn't get a full nights sleep until my husband was 4 It's a good way, yeah. To do that you either have connections with guilds, or you use trade chat. "LF 2s, no scrubs." "Did somebody say Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?" "Niar is the best. Class of 2019? I'd like to see the look on Chuck Testa's face when you bring in these two... Back when I did MSPARP a lot I frequented actually a bucket!turntechGodhead, which confused a lot of people. I also went on as Sunglass Free Stiller Bust, who said nothing but " A tank who marks targets is wasting time? Is that how big this page is? Paid $3.42 fairbanks alaska, more in north pole where the refinery is this is a thing? Impressive. So much better than the original I will take that as a compliment lol ... is it Yeah that's strange It's legit bad for the environment, but the other two... who wouldn't be under stress if there are little children constantly harassing you? the most stress you've had in your life is finding a pair of pants that fit Got the same I know he says it's not dangerous and all that, and he appears to have his wits about him and really knows what he is doing, but it still made me nervous as hell to watch him stick his hand into that cement mixer. Wow, I've never heard of anything like this before. i dont care if he's not gonna be on the team... that's great for ON, they need another slayer, but all your comments are about Mboze on this reddit Brock is shoulder height to me. Praise the lord Holy r99 I can make do with something else if you'd like, but I'm a bit confused with the formatting of your post. "1 Comp. 5IV Shiny", did you mean 1 comp 5IV / shiny or 1 comp 5IV shiny? /u/call_me_cthulhu_ - OH MY GOODNESS! Happy holidays to you toooo! I never expected these LOVELY cards!! THE LITTLE PIECE OF FABRIC FROM THE SET!?! Could it be true.. it touched Norman Reedus. Wait wait, that isn't Sephiroth's voice actor voicing noctis is it? Wait, people don't understand that the IR had 2 phases? I learned that in MIDDLE SCHOOL! It certainly seems to be slowing the site down. why people keeps calling him "she" ? Six two is tall now?? Is it snowing inside the jeep? 4? I'm married to Kevin from Home Alone. Never got any Wifi issue YOU did trick me!! I was still smiling like a fool! I was like OOO, ahh love this onee.. OOOO and then I seen the weird square and was like I fear birth, while people are doing this for fun??? lol???????? wut??????????????????' Since I have more, what does that make me? How did he not drown in his own sweat? Babies?! So cuteee OOC: Okay then... That is so crazy to me! Like starfish! There must be so many scientists looking into that stuff. If we could regrow limbs 2000 keys?!?! Holy Christ that's upwards of $5,000 My final exams of my apprenticeship :) And uh, no, I didn't knew that If you can find me Wait, what's going on? Thank you! This thing is amazing! Article about 15,000 Germans protesting Islam gets bombarded with Anti-Islamic comments...must be Americans. T-DOT REPRESENT! Actually, I have to admit something... I saw Nathan Phillips Square for the first time today. I looked like a tourist with my We must make this a thing Oh fuck everything, I have never had a jump scare quite like that, haha! Well Fuck Y... well actually... i think you're right looks like he has rabies *Reeeeally?* Even his preamble to a Q&A is powerfully-written. I just went from 2 link karma, to 648 Never had this one Am I on Reddit? When someone unfriended you and you didn't notice, but they add you later again. Wo. I don't get it either. What's your GT? It's really the difference between a static character and one that grows. Does anyone sane prefer the first one? I thought there weren't items, but when you finish a match it shows the progress screen like if there were items. I dunno what's going on Yall just had to go and submit an API key the day after I fetch all stats since June But but but.. i main shen support Q_Q over 1.4k games played as shen now X_X.. hes a wonderful support just u gotta know WHAT to do with him X_X and your ADC needs to know WHAT to do with him.. the ammount of adc that dont know how to roll with an Off meta support can make me cringe sometimes Nilalamig ako. If you have Elza or even Ziz (Yes, the Giant Bird Troll today i discovered that i have a mild scat fetish too Every single domain registered was a .me domain. Has any cops visited you because of this post? It's a sign that I'm clumsy That's a seriously ugly building. Quite frankly, I don't have a clue what I'll be doing it actually worked wtf Como me esqueci do bacalhau?! Shit, I should learn to RNG OH, so what IS it supposed to be then I have played a friend to silver 2, and I had to win 15 games straight to get promoted. So yeah, I'm not sure how the system is supposed to work in silver either. +1. I'm a bit overwhelmed right now as to where I should be queueing At least he's honest with you when he's drunk O_O 5k damage wah wah wee wah lol. I wouldnt mind adding you to jaegerbomb So you've married 1 out of 3...? or 33 out of 100.............. If you say so.... hmm not seen this before, no pyro on your board? Can you tell me where you buy your yarn? What's with people writing "[Request]" in the title of their posts lately?! How are those two top-8 defenses the only two available? Haha, the Ravens just played the Jaguars!! How are they available, but the Saints and the Falcons are rostered I feel dumb asking, but what sort of creature is that? Survival of the Fittest Judge Promo Oh, I was just doing 2000 x 2.5. But damn Because he knows.....he always knows. Even when he says he doesn't Wait there's chests in the room We've only won 3 games in Toronto in franchise history. Found my great grandfathers trunk containing his nazi uniform and countless medals Pair them with the new unit Priscilla SBB (Converts 70% Rec to Atk) and you can got a Lord with 4783 base attack... Why UAE? UAE Isn't religious at all. Wait...does that also mean i'll have to re-level them to SBB again?! I dont get how this is "free" it's awesome... REALLY WONDER WHAT THE JAPANESE TEXT ON THE BOOK IS ..... This is my most favourite thing of all these great things in this trailer Thanks for posting it so it gets patched sooner....I guess? This is so adorable. You Don't Know You're Triangle. I feel like there are *so many* lessons I missed. Those people who have always had One Passion for what they wanted to do with their Life and have never faltered? How does one do that? Why did you delete the link you posted just now? What is going on with this "[Request]" thing?! Why are people doing it?! Oh, well I can't see it then looks more like a 90-95% fade...there's still tons of black on the bottom of the blade Dude.... What the hell... How did you know... He did say that the problems go beyond currency, but I have no guesses what those problems might actually be; if they're unrelated to currency, then why is *this* week the crisis week? Have fun gripping your tools after that Wtf the past 28 years of my life has been a lie but he doesn't? Also, "expiring"? It makes it sound like they're going to kill her off. What's on your shoulder and where can I get one? This boost has been there since the release of CSGO.. What makes you say he was a youtuber? Yeah! WOW so pretty! I paid $8 for this yarn at a fancy local store (it was cheap compared to their other yarns! Slow raid? Do you mean like in wow or something? The article goes from random to heavy when it gets to the last gift. That Crosby trade... I guess it depends on what your league rules are, but who trades Crosby for Fisher without getting at least a first rounder back This is interesting. I'm a female that is more comfortable with talking to guys than other girls. I don't know how to keep a convo going with other females. People do that? I didn't even know that we *had* Anabaptist flair. I didn't think I was being a dick does it make a great present?! Buzzfeed said something about us? Him being a Paul Heyman guy seems like a genius idea to me, now Reigns, Dean, Ziggler, and hell, even Cesaro all have ties to the Seth / Brock / Heyman camp.. The amount of potential matches and main events leading up to Mania is gonna be gooooood. 90% of my FC is from Oregon...they have no problems Ah you're probably right which is weird because don't they also celebrate new years? One more hour? I need to wait four hours for 580 mb A time when you're not playing? What is that? Grats! I got this last night and it looks awesome. Dated my college roommate. Early 20's. She was straight. Started kinda like OP, lots of flirting and random cuddling and then kissing. We moved out of the dorms and into an apartment together. Within 6 months everything fell apart, she cheated on me with one of my best guy friends, and I ended up moving back in with my dad. Maybe painful shits Favorite: my current Mazda 3 hatchback. Fun, lots of cargo space for silly suburban DIY project supplies (and soon-to-be baby daughter They become more sentient to us everyday! More like [Code Geass](/s "What nunnaly said after and how sad she was. It destroyed me I was like I really think I should take the stock thermal paste off my H100i then. I get 42-45 under load (rendering video with sony vegas) @ STOCK!! Just did a cross country road trip back home. 1800 miles. Every time I filled up it was 26-34 dollars. I was like Yikes...really? Give some warning! There are rumours that my hockey team might have to leave the KHL due to financial difficulties, which is a bummer. its beautiful That is amazing Oh god.... I was equally as sad. Fortunately I got in on it a few times. The first time I noticed that, I was like I actually thought the rebalanced vanilla skin is now better looking than victorious morg I am gettin mixed signles here. /tʃ/would be tsh (or like tisch in german, but minues the vowel?) and /t/ and /k/ dont bring me to that That bar at the bottom left looks like it's going through the dogs chest ... My pad is still working even after updating supersu. Hope it's not going to stop working on me suddenly That really your father? really? cause 3's registration felt great to me. I read that as "spinning penis." My car might be toast! At least I only live 3 minutes from work So we probably all know you on a different account hmmm Thanks... I saw someone message Sjow that this happened and was waiting for the pic This has been me for the past year and a half now (Time flies I got 7 different r99 items (3 stamps) within a span of 46 donations. Maybe they changed the ratio. thats so weird ive had mine since like feb with pretty regular use and it hasnt dried out Crease where the fingers start--I can't even fathom holding it in my palms. Did the NHL network guy just say interesting gay? sharks can move slowly too Wait so, this can drop in normal I share mine with the pope, what does this mean? A Penalty shot really? I have bacon Spam, do you want that too? Does anyone else play Dragons World on Facebook? I'm looking for friends so I can get my second island. What the hell is gains? Why is this NSFW? is this the same LTK team?? when did they win so many pistol rounds.... wthhh? Mate, can you pls explain me why 210 keys? This knife looks better then 95% on screenshot in guide, 5 teeth is red and 95% is 215 k What the fuck That's the worst things about apps! I switched phones and, because I hadn't backed up my data, the app told me that I was '100 days late.' Seriously.... What ...So I have beaten his marathon time? Soundly? Yep I just got mine four-ish hours ago. I paid on the 8th. For some reason they sent me my notification twice. Holy crap, didn't expect to see anyone else who went to that here Oh wow c'est tellement affligeant This is two pianos, right? 06 and I still don't have it Really? These pictures of people reading strange books in public make you wonder what they're reading on their kindles and such where did you pick them for $35? for me it shows the crazy $2399 and $744 on amazon A Fish out of Water. Holy shit that flapping Old enough to remember?! I'm not that old, am I? Are you retarded or what? I just posted interesting result I found and you flame me, good job Uh... To me it looks like they are going down the drain YES I felt so uncomfortable on behalf of the boys every time he took a bite ._. while staring o_o into their soul Ok, this seems just as promising as the vegetarian diet seems. How can I distinguish which is actually better Well its kind of hard to miss this one wow that is rude??? i do that all the time Fuckin Tchami goddamn I've ridden down that way a fair few times I can't afford 10 So do i bet my items on them still or not wait so..can we get a pic of your 4xbanana? so it's like a sandwich with nutella and banana in the middle with two extra waffles in between as well? I feel like the two extra waffles would make it kinda excessive I think 'Animal Meat' was if you flew too close to the sun... You've never heard of the brand of gloves and then you show him a vest of the same brand. Are you reading my mind?! I don't actually think post-show Smackdown even exists I'd literally never heard of him haha just happened and I was like Strange, it worked nice earlier, but now I get same error to wow, that was fast Donald spams spells for you? What, really?? Wow I didn't even notice the typo. Even after looking for it! Took me four reads Congrats! Damn your foundation is smooth Me either. I dont like surprise cream. When i falow instructions from this guy i get game in rift but it is fliped to right Does it seem obnoxious that you give 5 doge at a time? YOU WILL NEVER RUN OUT Oh shit that slipped by me entirely! Idk I think we just have different taste in authors. I just don't like the way Asimov writes Und das der hochrangige Experte des Anti-Terror-Komitees des UN-Sicherheitsrates (CTED) David Scharia heißt, findet keiner außer mir lustig? O_O. Just... 3 comments have 3 upvotes I thought "according to reddit" was self-evident 112 is the european emergency number and 358 is Finlands country code Why are all the comments gilded? Oh that's easy Wayward Son and Hallowed Ground are two shades I didn't know I needed. There was a map with the start TC similar to the picture in a tournament some months ago. Still weird I bought wind waker remake for wii u in 2013 Holy crap, jumping from Ferro to Bayern That seal has two black eyes - What did you do? Your lighting is so nice I found this box when I moved in with my new roommates. Was that you that tied with me? ...there is something like that in Japan? I know, right? I read the title and was like, "What if a guy sliced off a girl's vagina?" It's like here neck and her face decided to skip the whole jawline thing and just went for it Hahahaha Deborah Weiner probably stood there like Death How much money is that? That is a lot of eggs It's a real life smurf!!! And because of that you're not bothered? Yeah, I know ;) But i think about future DLC. I will keep a save before final fight to complete them with him in party if it is possible. My first play was all about complete missions, kill dragons and do many things but not 100% (collectibles yet to be found). This game was quite buggy too, locking out several quests (like Dorian) and messing with my specialization (yo mage, wannabe an assasin, tempest or artificer? My 5 year old brother (I'm 24 Nobody notified me about that Brazil territory, Uhh what Frys? That's ....interesting ... People think that the g-spot orgasm is a myth? 50 NANO watts? That's probably less than what accidentally radiates from a 100MHz oscilator in a digital circuit. One more time Hoxton run all over the room, no alarm for me I am the devilish spawn of their only interaction!!!! I've said this before, but I think it's very much worth repeating: Congratulations, Toad! I hope I gave you a good fight. Your Rosalina is a tank wait a second. by the way the pictures look you have another pcie lane under the one you have the card in, why not just move the card down a slot.. I lucked out, one of the games on my wishlist was going for 3K. Sacks of gems (1K gems) were about $1 on the Market so I was able to get a $15 game for $3. All the big name games are going for insane amounts. Its like a vest for ppl with smaller arms. Not sure how the marauder fits in it Can give you 500k if you want I don't have 50 of each in my town though My room is 80 degrees when I'm in ketosis only because I seem to always be FREEZING. Wait, hang on...what exactly is 'misinformation' about saying "these people want to add SJWs and Anita into Hatred to murder them" and then showing screenshots of people saying exactly that? I seriously want to steal your nursing pillow isnt trottel something like moron ? How the heck is that supposed to be funny ITT: Super young people who didn't know anything about major franchises like Metroid before Smash Bros. Messiah's Trance?! Wut This guy is far too computer illiterate to even be called a noob. He has zero common sense Servers crash quite a lot, atleast for me Jesus Christ. Sounds like you handled that in the best possible way This was trance ? Anyone else get the feeling it's Industria? Wait, how do you know child porn games exist? ( ^( I think we may need to escalate to zetawerken by then. Maybe even etawerken. Well... he's a nut! Best Korea is actually winning How did she die ? Saved both cause HOLY SHIT! the thought of it freezing in the urethra Rings of what? Ha! How did you get a picture of my apartment? Oh my I'm that far up No need, millenial dudes are bringing it back You must have a whole ton of speed in you to be taking diphenhydramine first thing in the morning... Why is the video flipped? aaaand I bought one off ebay for 60 dollars wow honey boo boo's mom has really let herself go Oh that's actually a good idea. Although I feel like posing for a photographer would be so nerve-racking YES! I recall a few times where my mother informed me that if I didn't make the call/apply for the job/whatever, she *would do it for me* even though I was a grown up, financially independent and living with my SO... ** ** Thanks! Yeah, he seemed perfectly fine -- not at all scary and like he's very knowledgeable about how to deal with pregnancy + hypertension. And at this point even if I went to 40 weeks, it's only 9 more weeks. o_O Two appointments a week may make it seem longer than it is. Or shorter. Either way, baby soon, holy shit. Sold at 2225.95. Wah seriously? You're too kind! To be honest my fave moment was when they first had the smash 4 battle airing and megaman got the smash ball and the first ever special was shown. I Was Like Alright, you can't think I'm a creep or anything...I also live just outside Philly and have a bunny named Potato. That's what got me so confused, seems like NA players have never heard about it at all Great. I'll never sleep again WTF nidalee's heal used to scale with 125% of her AP then Baron nerfs? Are... are we shipping Bryke now? I went to Relationship Advice... whats the deal with the DDOS everytime XJ9 is mentioned? Is he watching every single episode or does he have "followers" who "defend" him? Spooky what does that make us girl fans? Why is Pidgeotto so freaking fat in that picture It's been soooo slow. I work in the morning and it's slow then anyways. Like 8 people came in today I dont understand the hate towards mw3 Holy shit. Sorry for my shitpost/shitcomment, but this is possibly the most upvotes I've seen on a comment in 7+ hours. You're pretty much a god now MFW REED VOTES FOR JACLYN Yep, I see the grey at the top there. It must be a lighting malfunction. I assure you, everyone I've shown the samples to in real life thinks it's black, and doesn't believe me that the same ink is in the 51 and the 700. Why did it drop so much? I literally came here specifically (to this sub) to find out Thanks so much :D, jolly togekiss This is what acid is like! Wait, what? The Warden friend (Alistair for me) can show up in your Skyhold? Where and when??? After I found him in Crestwood I could swear I never saw him in Skyhold... And then of course after the end of Here Lies the Abyss he wouldn't be there anymore. Someone please tell me where to talk to him! And I thought I was sad about not getting Lunar Tango Your at war? I thought I was weird for doing the crossbars on my lowercase "t"s before the downstroke, but you win because it looks like you do the little hook on lowercase "r"s first. OK, so I already took my contacts out Pedantry kills every joke/sentiment/insinuation.. and you're doing it. Multiple Sclerosis. I don't know how people don't know this What the fuck That's like the satirical 'exaggerated' replies on this sub.. guess they're not so exaggerated after all I'm basically giving away Star Nomad for free (something like 12 cents per copy after fees). Right before a Steam launch. so who else scored in the 290s but didn't cash in 50/50s? I NEED AN ADULT! Huh? Holy shit, *definitely* throwing my name in on this What did I just see? Hi... that is the feeling I had after watching it. It looked like her neck got snapped on one of the rungs, and I was just like Well actually I can, that wasnt my only account. But im not playing it for quite a long time already after getting master tier, which I can get again anytime I start to play rank again Oh, dear... That's even worse than I thought... Can't stand the guy, but he genuinely does look like he's having a stroke there Erm I asked for a shelmet DOH! To be murdered for warm animal guts, that's something completely new! Plus devs said, you can craft stuff from them! huh you sure "I is stuck." I hope not. Brings unpleasant memories of WarZ Personally, I'm calling prison set a Lenin's set. That hat just reminds of him too much Well. I would be stress the fuck out if I was to use my mouse on this pad. Hey mom, listen to one of my favorite anime songs. See, there's nothing bad about anime rig- TIL the "considerably generous" salary I was offered when hired out of college almost exactly matches what the FLSA mandates as the bare minimum for my profession. Oh my... 2:25 in the day :P (still don't know the difference of am & pm You forgot there's no body collisions in this game. You can go inside another person... > Not entering, but how did ytou get 50 dollars worth in a week ¿Hay suficientes trans para llenar ese cupo? Damn... Is no one going to talk about the m4 sherman in the back with an amx 13 turret? Wait, what? I tip everywhere @Yuki treated her nicely@ - really? Like... really? why a spork? Also - Hits air... Jag har mött min handstilstvilling! Wikipediad him. Judging by the stats alone... 2 INTERCEPTIONS IN ONE GAME? HE MUST'VE BEEN BRIBED. Interesting, thanks for the link! It actually kind of explains why they've been showing her sleeping or covered up so much lately too. Wait, did you just *guild* that!? This looks like the gym in my school Fantasyhockey I don't know how to take this Holy shit, that all sounds so fucking good ^^^ wait? what is captain nixon wearing there? WUT? Yes I would agree on that.. way too cheap :( I was actually more shock with how small the box was Wherever the Texas trio: Spurs, Mavericks, and Rockets, it's like a bloodbath. Then you add Thunder, Suns, and Nuggets. Is...is this...really happening? Same. Seems like I'm always hurting for magic essences. And when I try to hunt for them, I get elemental essence drops Honeslty season 11 just seems to soon. SEA is allready in playoff stage Um...if they needled your dick...something didn't go right. Wait a damn second, we can display archaeology finds? A rug for a pad? Back To they Future top comment... 250 or so sets of these stickers and you could buy another Ferrari. What the hell did I just watch |( The Flash reverses time and Oliver never gets stabbed Is that one a lady model or not? I'm a bit sceptical here I bet there will be plenty soon. People without the Season Pass could also benefit in the long run as prices will certainly go down once the flood of keys have arrived Yay! More jimmies who crave attention! That moment when you realize you've been playing on 32-bit the whole time. I noticed EXACTLY that in his stream too!!!! like wtf?! Wow Yes, and I don't know how I would begin to explain the feeling. A couple times that happened to me at work and the emails I wrote in the middle of it were very... Wait whats the difference? That's... I know, right? While I was working on mine I swear I hadn't even seen the Hanako picture you colored (and did a much better job than I, I might add). You ask what this has to do with net neutrality. I link you to the first post in the comment thread which makes specific reference to net neutrality and makes clear the connection. Then you blindly ask again. And you think *I'm* not making any sense? wait what?? you got winnings of this match somehow? Omg. It's done. I cut his hair. It's all gone. wtf but Xixo was #1 na and eu 10 h ago ~~I might be horribly late to this news but...he's a woman in Japan? 40 lbs in 3 months You've been shitting in plastic bags for 2 years? Makes sense. If they had commented out the actual function then it would have threw an error at the call line. Stupid me You could say I have a reactive libido. When she is aggressive, I get turned on. So yes. I get up at 4am anyway so I'll beat her to it. Wait, let me rephrase that... Definitely going to look for this. It's not online, so hopefully we'll see it in stores after the holidays. Just found out my Martha Stewart Dutch Oven from Macy's was recalled... in *2011*. good thing you have your YOUNGER SISTER driving voto a todos positivo..pero es un poco largo.."recuerdodeconstantinopla" SBMM doesnt bother me if it were regional. I was getting into matches with Australians and Mexicans last night. I'm in Missouri. WTF, Yo go douche without being persians Wtf eze i have a question, i bet on titan with a 0.09$ weapon and got 0,28$ back? how is this even possible with these odds? And here I thought that I had forgotten how to fly Wait I'm confused you said it's the boys fault...Than I said it wasn't and than your said it wasn't That graphic ... An can someone explain how flair works? I feel like such a noob but I guess if I don't ask I won't know Suggesting that you aren't a serial killer in your proposed offering to hang threw me off. jajaj ya estoy saturadaaaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhhh(me tengo que lavar la cabeza) ¡ me bañas?ajajaja seguro que no me he pasado? Thanks! It felt really weird when I was asked for my ID in the teen-section of the library because they were unsure about my age. What country? Halp. He's even following me on YouTube. More cuddles are always a good thing...so yes RLY? Did not know about this what? Uh, are you denying that cats have body language? Oh lol, its a bit of Dr. Evil doing that weird face with his little finger... i got a red code when I type my email Seth's thumbnail though. It would decrypt to voidfang...voidfang is life At least our goalies are still going strong... Well, I can type too, but it doesn't work somehow. It just laughs once even if I typed that 3-4 times Seriously, I hadn't even read about that. The border gore is real Has anyone noticed the underlying themes of child abuse, bestiality, and rape in this cheery tune? Before...uh...you know...rings go out of style You kinda just proved his point. He cant read your reply, so you're talking at nothing, but still had to get the last word in. You know, you're right. Report and reply *do* look similar, and are way too close together. only 10? keep counting like its on wrong That seemed a bit unnecessary. Uh...wtf did I just watch? Looks like an obs ward That bitch is crazy..... The reload speed... Can confirm. I've been guilty of posting about butt contractions in the past. I don't even know what I've done anymore but for some reason I seem to have the right data on the GUI when I run the program holy fuck O_O thats a really rare knife 75% diamond and angel mirrored 25! I think that's the most pointa I've ever gotten at one time I never skip any intros That looks so good, like real candy. steel carrying hard.. moe is tilting and bottom fragging hard.. oh man. steel clutuchin it with like 3 secs left when tarik couldve ran away or something.. this game.. I am? Those might be the shortest shorts I've ever seen Your eyes are SO pretty! Your first pic looks great, and then it went one step down for each pic. When I came to the one at the end, I was wondering if I was looking at the same person. Rosy Cheeked was one that surprised me - it's got that fruity, fizzy top layer but then you also get the winter-y woodsy smell. I wore it this morning! Yeah, I'm not the best at describing scents Seriously. I was Usually, I prefer clean-shaven guys, but Ichabod is just... Wow. You're going to smoke your smoke buddy? Arashi just kinda This has to be staged... I mean, it just has to be? I have yet to see a pirate ship... so... What if Auraxis is the moon What is the John Turnow Cemetary? Oooooooh. Someone stole a MATTRESS? From a HOTEL? I have a Souray jersey. Woah... Didn't know how big this got while i was offline It looks like cranberry sauce. I'm probably going to rue this day, the next time I go to a theater, and order a large cockporn with extra butter. that moveset What?! Where are people getting that idea?! Lazy and careless... White represents cleanliness for crap's sake! How does anyone get the idea that "white socks" = "lazy and careless"?! maybe the headband is from a french brand? mhm! and the ending! They do?! lol@the downvoting Not related at all wait which scene? That's one kinky tree, right there... I feel so dirty looking at it... like it's forbidden... Wow, does everyone booing just not have a sense of humour at all? My sis once set the curve and everyone got super pissed. WHAT was up with the water tribe stripper waiters at the Wedding I'm a 26 year old woman and I've never experienced this. Did someone lose a bet How do you get out of it? What the fuck is Henry Kissinger doing there? Someone please tell me that the before picture was just a retarded carpet job... because right now all I'm seeing is a thick blanket of mold and it makes me feel twitchy Who needs pants when you can run around inside in just your wool sweater. It did eat it though. MFW that metal hand twitched was this played in staples home game yesterday? There are others? No.. ottie is a chick................. Bloody hell that is really well done What pair of second hand pair of headphones are worth spending $20 to send to a friend? Do you get to keep the mount, or is it just one time use thing Usually it's me doing the sleeptalking. But the other morning my fiancé rolled over as I was getting up, and said (with a great deal of grief in his voice): "We need to have mass. We need to have mass or we'll all float away!" He said later that he'd been dreaming that humans didn't have mass unless they were asleep, and if they woke up they'd float up into the atmosphere and die. ¿Entendemos la ironía? OMAIGA CAN I ADD U BOTH I NID DITTO AND BREELOOM That's what one mate said today as well after defense succes and fail vs him + 2 revenge wins. ...what if he's pulling an Andy Kaufman on us? Qdoba is so good, but I can't get outta there without spending at least $15 for lunch. That's a lot of mission points. I've seen only the first of those movies. like... what they took 25% from the larger sales? what does this have to do with gaming I actually know someone who got an Ipad mini there Okay. On Xbox you can change your gamer tag but keep your account? For 10$? Bomb squat used Thor's hammer as symbol? I'm just shuddering imagining the amount of hair he must leave around. It really is Mine is an immigrant. He speaks Russian in his sleep. It's a little ominous sometimes to be honest Apparently that shit is permanent now. what the heck I smell your fear...oh wait, is it just stench of unwashed survivor instead? Oh that might that Jana model. Dunno why, but on that picture I just had troubles to recognize the gender Wow, what is going on with her stance? 71 is a C- Wait.... there is an easy setting NOW yeah i don't get the downvotes for you I felt momentarily relieved, then I realized that I have no idea which definition of "thong" would be more modest if it's the only thing being worn. Looks like it's taking off while breaking the sound barrier Thats terrifying Wow, Sorry guys, I didn't sleep for plus 24 hours when i wrote that Holy shit that looks great! I was so sad when Black Prophecy had to close shop. I think I'll be acquiring this very soon. wow! why while looking at that picture, i remember perfectly the smell of it All these years, and I thought that was just a random name being used in the song. W T F Managed to pull this one off last game, I am scared of getting Overwatched, should I trade my stuff over just in case? wait is this really as thing? THAT'S AWESOME.... translation.... 3? My favorite is MacGyver. It takes place in LA, and yet you see snow in some of those episodes For some reason the rest of the commenters thought I'd never heard of the Monkees before, in spite of being the one to spell it right My specs are exactly the same! I just started **Dead Space** for the first time and HOLY SHIT I haven't had too much problems with it. Although I would really like to blacklist some of the grosser side of the fandom Yeah! I honestly thought it was going to be $5 and than I registered it online and was like Did twitch chat figure that out ? I will think twice before saying "We need to focus the boss! What are you 5 years old?!" Whose boss are we talkin bout here What part of the dog do *you* pet? I managed to kill him solo one time, but only after he killed me twice. I had to use a full Found Verdict on him + a special ammo synth. I got the kill at the very last second. "Cut off their limbs!" She STRUGGLED in crucible with Suros?!? ..... This is awesome Has TNT ever actually stated that server load due to item quantity is an actual issue? Oh god it is SO CUTE I feel ya, sales are a damn minefield this time of the year. And...thanks for the new butt I guess? Who is it? I've been here since late 1.0 but I've seriously never seen that picture before ... we sold Fryers? Pretty sure you are speaking about me It's so plain and blocky............. I got my invite about two months ago and I was in on it during the 360 lifecycle. You should get yours Ace with them 33 towers game 2. wow is DIG gonna really choke on ct side nuke?.. How long did that take whats going on Jeg er vild med det initiativ > I haven't had too much problems with it. Although I would really like to blacklist some of the grosser side of the fandom Look at those personalities >MRW when I realized over the past few months that we live in a society that considers natural foods such as vegetables to be "rabbit food" and that considers calorie rich/nutrient deficient fried food to be a completely normal thing to eat every day. [I'm... Not sure, really For your second category it's probably sproles, Charles, and McCoy. 2/3 play for Philly hahahaha. I don't think I've gotten so many messages ina day in my entire life. Err woot! What did I miss? And why would someone who is barely active/inactive on the subreddit get that The hate is actually real Wait..what's this look like I know... Amazing how long ago that was OK so I ckicled on the pic and....HOLY crap thats scary! I don't get it either. So how do you feel about age of consent laws? Why? I get sss when I do gloves Holy crap it's sold out for both sites already. Oh.. well, I must admit that such prices for a monthly full access to new titles is quite good I Honestly dont know what you guys mean by its hard to get the loot There doesn't need to be parallel solutions though.. Holy mother of terrifying Silver's the same way - everyone talking about they should be gold. Then gold's nice and chill. Then plat and suddenly everyone's a diamond smurf who doesn't deserve to be as low as they are. 12$ on GMG, 16.8GB. ...Is there a player on the Ducks named 'Fister'? Ok thanks that is weird, yours can be easily seen, but i can't see mine. Maybe they were already removed and i did perhaps get a used one. In screen writing I was always taught "show don't tell" soooo getting supplemental information like that from an interview or something doesn't cut it for me. (Or just assuming that the audience will figure it out). Even if it was a plot point anyway they still didn't explain why the vines randomly kept people's spirits in pods. Woah how'd you get it for so cheap I didn't even see that. I'm Trevor and the first born too She has to be. What if she's gorgeous and he's just scared of her losing interest in him? Right? When I first saw it, that comment chain was pretty new, and it was like "k, I see MUA has some crossover". When I went back later, it was like I once said "P" as in opossum They must of fell out as you went to check. I can't imagine anything else. The juice The only thing I find questionable about you is 6month 34D? Why would somebody toggle an in-game advantage like a cannon timer off? I knew about the Velstadt parries - and the drakekeeper laser shots are well-known to anyone who regularly uses ranged attacks against them. But never heard of this spinning jump attack. Oh no! I would love that Cubone please! That explains A LOT... It was sniped It'd be cooler if you could "Save As..." What I mean is of course the sticker is turned backwards all of a sudden, I didn't even know that could happen, wow > When I did that, I was like ** GOOD GOD I know how this is. I've been playing Crypt of the Necrodancer for the last 6 hours I've admittedly been away from this sub and any LoK news for a very long time (I only discovered **today** Ob-Ob-Obsidia WTF I love this Premo beat and all the times I seen this video, how the FUCK I miss Termanology posted on the wall?? Holy wall of text, Batman! Any videos? .....well I'm a huge Nintendo fan so I budgeted so I could pre-order them all from Amazon to begin with....... so they think that she is the first avatar Imagine that kind of motion on the Reclaimer... What supplements should I take Oh My God, That would look beautiful under my kanger tech subtank! PLEASE! Wait...how did Sony make Obama look like a chump? The only way I could do this is if I just didn't play ranked What? Does that mean you would play LoL with her? People like this stuff Actually knowing the real #s for the US/JP, vg might actually not be too far off on this one surprisingly... that moment, when you read your last name in a random thread. You want more medals? Oooo, does your lab have the DEA registration for research? In my undergrad teaching lab I had wanted to assay supplements for steroids, even stricter filing requirements, but they couldn't couldn't afford the registration fees for research authority to possess schedule II controlled substances, much less anabolic steroids I'll make this list one of these days Haven't seen one of those either! Where do you put a heatpack when it's activated? What....the fuck does that have to do with anything? Just tried it on mine aaaaand not so sure your throttle idea is going to work as nicely as you think , its more than a little awkward and in my opinion a bit immersion breaking, but that said i suppose it could work. ( .. Wait, you got selected as overwatcher since you were gold nova? No way this is real this looks like a video game .... Is there any fibery thing Fleegle hasn't improved? wasnt he a riven only trick pony once Boludo el chabón (viejo) me contó que se garcha una pendeja del secundario Well, damn. I took a kitten claw under my nail this morning. I was still tired until that moment. WIDE AWAKE. ...What, seriously? I never knew that. At least we all know that we aren't crazy! Right? Its okay, we've all made mistakes in our lives That's one big file Holy shit, it's already been a year? I don't see anything what you're portraying So many comments here OOC: You never heard of the term snuggle ouch god what is that your popping it on?? Need to know! Definetly trying it! I thought we were talking about oregano? My god wait.. reddit was WRONG? Studies? Looks like an herbal benzo ... and I thought I wouldn't need any more pedals I ... dont... even. .. You can just leave it in your backpack? Haha, its so good! There's like some sort of organic solvent in there so don't have nail polish on your feet... it will dissolve it. Secret fight Is this actually the line? i just spend all my cash in CS Go now There is only 4 dudes... How would you ever get to the door? man.. like 85/15 odds a few days ago and now almost a 50/50 Wait.... list is empty I wasn't either. Am I a parasyte? I wasn't either. Am I a parasyte? I wasn't either. Am I a parasyte? 753 battles in the last 7 days. Over a hundred battles per day. Why the hell did Steven pounce on and fling Wally like that?! Yea it was really awesome. And amusing. Especially after realising Sera was under the table while Cullen lost all his smallclothes I do, however I haven't played on that character for at least a month. Maybe it was just a look-alike; or maybe I am a look-alike! ohh so you LIED That is exactly NOT where you want a thagomizer! Did you make up EDIT4, or are those real stats? Also used a heatpack which did nothing, no matter where I put it. I thought the same thing. I am scared for December 27th But only if the other person also wants to, right? Right? Loosing? oh my, thanks a lot for the item the demetoros knows an important move it said to me [ REALLY? You obviously didn't watch this video or even bother to read the Reddit topic title. Hero of Leaf Valley WAS made by Marvelous. Black holes For the record, I subscribed to /r/Pyongyang years ago because I always thought it was super tongue in cheek satire. I'm a bit sad it took this thread to teach me otherwise... .. I've been playing League for ages and haven't even played half that number of games in ranked total... Where do you find the will power... 30 minutes? :o No way What? Duuuuuude get back in contact then ∑( Yeah...yeah, I would Is this Cubfan from YouTube? The Donut Run looks amazing Was there something specific going on yesterday? I worked in a warehouse that sold those things. Holes were as thick as my wrist Can't believe that racist shit won Dear God... At first I read "Amazing Pool Party Dyrus." Holy expensive books batman! Where did you get the Season 1 & 2 box set Oh wow yeah what the hek You're absolutely right When did it expire.... Good Conquest, Many Fall Traps Neither does Google Image search - Seems to be legit OC So that means it DOESN'T on Windows? I never felt more afraid of Piplup in my life this cant be real.... this basically explains the entire plot Oh you're at the game?!! And you're wearing a Gates Jersey?!! Omg..... I take my previous reply back! Carry on..... I've actually never played Rama nor know his skills.. Plus, god forbid a wee bit of staph comes across a pimple you just picked. send me 2 of those and ill build a top of the line gaming rig around them Don't start buying glitters! I warn you, those things are addictive and they'll eat up your entire wallet Your phone is possessed How are her shorts magically appearing when she's going to remove her panties? I main Kirby. I must know more. He was pointing at his chest... Please don't be a heart thing. heh.. that ruby pot is important. He does 15k phys, 15k fire I don't know about Dancing Stars, I only have Love Wing in my JP ver ... So not only did OP not understand the "Universal" aspect of UBI, he failed to grasp the meaning of "Basic" too? we have a "Saved" section?? I asked for a pony for Christmas one year and actually got one. whats going on I don't use social media just on general principle. Too impersonal and distracting for me. Apparently, abstaining also seems to cut down on the death threats. That sounds amazing. I was about to say WTF happened That was on the front of /r/all I never thought of it that way Yeah, the parachute deployed as the main engines went off. It went up, then over, then flipped about, then down, and into the ground. It was not pleasant. Jeb's face was something like this: \ Good lord Psycho...could you be...psycho? Tagged "Obama, Sharpton, Holder" on Liveleak. This is not a subreddit I expected to find a Czech hockey fan in. The other day I carried my laundry over to my dishwasher and just stared at the racks, cursing myself for forgetting how to do laundry and wondering how I'd done it in the past. 25 *million* former communists looking for food and jobs.... ' 1 .. cool 2... that's nice 3 ... excellent 4... this is a great guy 5.. Saw Jay's flair, thought "when was Melky in contention for the MVP? They make hockey team cooking paraphernalia?! What. How? Go fight the boss you haven't fought yet, as that's the only way that is even possible. the big con? As in bad? The side quests are the best part of DAI That might explain the sunglasses dude that shirt is fuckin awesome..... I was born in a St.Johns they did that to me and i havent used any painkillers I expressed my pity, didn't go over well. Why does it claim it contains "mature content"? Why is this labeled NSFW? Am i missing out on some new kind of kinky fruit balling trend? Looks like I uncovered a bug with the CSS. The links are completely hidden unless I hover over the article... Haven't got one yet Where is this posted The bottom prong of the four is . . . oddly positioned . . . Wow. Uhm...wow. what? Sorry, but I love both groups. Seeing this just blew my mind. Oh you alaskafish, always stealing the best ideas right out of my head I'd like to give you an upvote, but you already have 42! Why would a store only buy one figure? yep, especially those on the monster category(like bordebegia, tree) and somehow melchio looks weirdly big Emma Stone... Thank you, I also believe anyone can pitch in and propose something. But as always here amd cards are not too well regarded I even received a pm asking me to never talk about amd gpu again. Triforce is only really good on caster ADC's that proc the triforce a lot Welcome back Wow! My partner and I are both working on getting into better shape right now and as a result, that number is baffling my brain and seems near impossible. Every week or so I get a message from twitter announcing that PiLiPiLi is now following me ( It's really not that bizarre, though, is it? Things like this happen everyday and probably even more than once. I think of things like this almost everyday on the way home from work in flowing-but-too-tightly-packed traffic. Car comes over the median, stop in front of a semi and he doesn't, pop a tire and get pulled off the road over a cliff. They could happen to anyone at ANYTIME Same here How did he hide his name? Why would the game allow that? "wysiwyg"? I swear you are always online and you reply in the matter of seconds Plus that auto-loaded 125 mm smooth bore cannon Thousands? it looks so colourful Same! It was brutal! Yesterday was the first time I shed a tear in 8 years... I tried looking at the wiki and I'm very confused with all the different stories they had. Can anyone give me a hand and list all the different comics in order? ...I didn't know people had to use the pedal for the pump What's wrong with people predicting that? Do you always make correct predictions? He's angry at shit that he already know will happen that's weird I blew Thanks a lot for the detailed answer :D I didn't know any of that. I also noticed in the wikia that minions are extremely cheap Yeah, but hypothyroidism is your thyroid not producing ENOUGH thyroid hormones, and no thyroid is your thyroid not producing ANY. Either way youre going to be treated with thyroid medication to replace your missing hormones. Think of having your thyroid removed as "end-stage" hypothyroid. its about as hypo as you can get how can he get worse than he alredy was Hold on, I got a very strange communication error I never saw before. oh my holy shit was my first thought as well... Why wouldn't I be? WTF he is like 2x bigger then the Dragon **' You look more like a boy than a girl Mother of God... Somebody's been selling pokémon on the black market to these children. How do I do that There are Ogres too??? So OP. We have same team combi Turkey is not reorderable. I have just confirmed this at my nooklings shop I know that some can't learn it, it's just baffling to me why you happen to find a load of mages who can't. That Solas can't use healing magic is ridiculous to me. And if you're an elf mage, how is it, as the Keeper's second, that you can't use healing magic okay Wait... there's already a SECOND 5 nights at freddy's? ....How do I disable "subreddit style" i play better than this I can only imagine what that'd look like you don't like that frost armor It's like an old man getting out of the sauna!! All of these flavors sound delicious, especially that strawberry milk. If it tastes right, which I have faith in you guys that it will, it'll hit me right in the childhood Why did you cry? What the hell did you just make me watch? If you're a Unicorn, what does being a charismatic evangelical Anglican anarchist make me? [META] You have 10 million troops? When the Ahri showed up with full health I was like "He isn't going to kill her too... is he?" ... I would like all except for Diancie pleaase, Diancie is weak Holy moly. Shaman murloc? She's got pierced nipples You can do whatever the fuck you want when you have wheels like that Detroit Lions! I don't know a thing about football. Elsa replaced Santa so potential reward doesn't follow the usual ratio if the item you place is over $60? xperia tablet? Ehhhh. Well it's working better, I think. I just had the not responding issue again. Oh God! That must have been horrifying I thought that was a birthing pool for a second, then I realized that in a way, it actually is a birthing pool... Wow, that is extremely inappropriate. Wouldn't a glove represent oj Simpson? i played those for years Santa without pants so much patreon So you're advocating for free guns for lower income people? I'm afraid to even wonder about what that was given yours and wemblydraws' posts. 305,114,068. why not make it a pocket slot item Heavyweights wore 8 ounce gloves back then !!!! You've got a lot to catch up on then Thank you! That was fast So educational. Thanks..... Well it could've been worse... like 2 points worse. Then again... that still might happen ( thanks for this fluffy large picture (> That's... That's impressive... Ugh, damn it. I'll Fix it Wtf is terrible about LBPC All this attention over a picture of you Safety is a definite concern and would like to get the meds tested if possible. You don't even consider these avenues unless you are already pretty sure curtain #2 can't be much worse than the another 10 years of curtain #1. I've been in too many dark places too many times this past year ? I didn't run my League as Admin and I'm at 4 minutes for waiting time If that's the case, how on earth are they expecting you to come back with an accurate quote? hmm..not sure how to take that one Mario Braum. Try disabling your firewall. You mean my firewall that just allowed the last match I played to run flawlessly? Yeah, definitely something on my end TJax has to make a showing tonight, right? I got Robin Williams What do you mean "virtually"? Yay!!! My temp difference after rotating that little mount was in the realm of 10 degrees playing since the last patch and the first time and ONLY time i see this glitch is on the same dude who i've been hackusating for the past months coincidence m80? nah, his model is rendered you can see the outline when he gets damaged that being said i always wondered how he was getting into certain flanks with friendlies in every corner That's not 2 slaves, that's 2 tons of slaves Oh snap! I forgot you can't search certain items. That *is* shady. I wonder if the pictures of her like this are Photo shopped around her nipples. Everyone knows she has innies. You couldn't make those things rise in court EBT is food only Was this taken at the Smoothie King Center? Huh, I haven't really noticed any differences, and I mostly play NC. Stories of animals coming together to love one another makes my heart melt Eve is on Origin? TIL Melee attacks? Don't even get me started on those doily motif thingies. For some reason i was sure this would be one part of the pliers and he'd have to do another one to complete the pliers and i was ready to make a smug comment about how "acctually you need 20 cuts!" and then SNAP it splits open and there's the pliers Wow, what the hell... Glad you made it out safely! Did you ever get your friend to realize the danger she'd put you guys in? Did she ever apologize? Whoa, i forgot how big a large Cole is I don't get the reference. You're actually still going?! And then Buddhism to Hinduism once again? Dude! Clean out your case! It gives me instant asthma! My heart was actually beating a little faster when I saw that. seaglow ( Well that's good. I don't want to collect Amiibos seriously, and I don't really care about the rairty of Amiibos. Spotted a Captain Falcon at my EB Games tho It is for me Only just noticed it got put up High escort dome Thanks for the video. I wonder what they found out about the sketchy guy and what his plans were? God please no and he's apparently downvoting everyone he doesn't agree with TIL OP is actually Tom Marvolo Riddle and "Fluffy" is a covert name for Nagini No, just have over 85 court approval, then offer to talk to her at the end. I have actually never fought her as I always have loads of court approval. I guess one day I should just murder her face and see what happens. I heard you can judge her corpse Go with the flow. I'm seeing a lovely girl at the moment, first date talked like 1½ hours, well she did most of the talking, I was a bit stunned for some reason. Next date we talked for over 3 hours non-stop and now constantly texting Strangely, he kinda reminds me of Uncle Fester. Well wait. Let's say you go back in time and high five the man who was about to invent the high five. Ironically that makes you the inventor of the high five. So would you just consistently go back in time and steal that moment from yourself, creating a never ending paradox of high fives.... more systems to explore? as if billions aren't enough WTF is picture #51 It would need to be in the sub $200 range to be competitive with AMD then as the 290 would outperform it ...wait, I've been playing Marathon for nearly 20 years now? Those Sentinel Only combos lol i kinda hope you're shitting me, but holy jeez that's insane ev & iv lol right? lol really Alrighty so I downloaded a pretty straight forward map, however when it loaded it loaded the entire map but FLAT, like everything that was on the map was just on a flat surface, so I tried putting in random numbers for the world generator thingy thing and it generated a world with just villages, the funky thing is that my FPS went from 120...to 60...to 30...to 10...then the game crashed, all in a course of about 60 seconds, this just keeps getting weirder and weirder ...... no but I was I love them more ..because its hard to see 7 atack minion? Isn't there a channeling bar when he does his drain? hahaha, Appreciated, The cat could be saying anything I'm chill I'm a dunce, but thankfully I keep my calendar up to date Wait, there exists such an adapter? What the f*** is that art??? Interesting... Ive been building him wrong this whole time I can't believe they actually shown the actual weight of the girls! If humans are animals, don't we all? Or GOATC as in Goatse? If any of you saw the advertisement of the hatcher ingame, it said evolved heracles had 41,099 attack. Is this a typo or is he really that strong max leveled Go to the volunteers section... Chang'e looks so beautiful in that picture 350 meld?! I don't know what I did to you kind stranger, but I'm sorry. This is the first post I've ever made on this subreddit. I read a report codifying what people thought was "rape" and what wasn't. By a large majority, most women didn't feel like being forced into oral was rape. That kind of made me go More pics of her in this outfit? Now imagine the flag girl... Eh what am I doing wrong I have the opposite problem. Whoa I've never experienced something like that. Our clan members give each other a hard time sometimes, but nothing like that. It kept happening to me on Chrome so I switched to IE and it hasn't happened since All the rest of us South Africans are here on Aurora Glade (And various other EU Servers with low ping), and you chose an American server? lol gplay I honestly don't know...the response was something about 10% self promotion thingy or other. I was promoting the game, more than myself According to this, I'm more dominant (that's, like, a full bar in there Is that dragon keepsaked Druidic? Amen, sister! agree wtf about their high quality look like low/mobile Idolatry is actually a word The Mist. Try being accused of accusing them of cheating. I mean... com'on! It's a freaking ghost! Who is not afraid of it? Truly unexpected.. take the freaking picture already I saw that episode and was like By shedding do you mean that fibers start coming off? How come aplaca sheds but wool (in my experience) doesn't shed? I'm contemplating getting some yarn with alpaca for socks and won't want to tread little fibers everywhere 99x100?? Really My reaction went from clapping and feeling satisfied to That's a lot of money... What zone has he entered? I'm in! My throat is sore. Realised this, thats why i deleted original comment. I thought that you literally made it and then your daughter decided to post it on reddit as her own and give it to her boyfriend. Oh. My. **GOD** So any sport hunter should face consequences for blowing a deer away? And have you seen the practices of the meat processing industry? Those Chickens and Cow live shitty lives. No kidding, 5h 30min You're beautiful, there's no Fucking way you're single... I understand what you're saying friend. The advances in armor have be very promising, it does make sense the resistance that body armor now has better abilities at stop large caliber rounds. Also, I'm fully aware of the many other battlefields, but in retrospect I was indirectly noting the modern concept of battlefield and the multiplayer modes that (in my opinion, I may be wrong because I have yet to play any battlefield before bad company) started at battlefield bad company. However I can't agree with you more on the points that you made; mistakingly and coincidently in rage I didn't add that part about the effect on other weapons this might have, but I didn't completely forget about that downfall. All in all, taking my need for complaining out of the equation, battlefield is pretty well done, and even though I think the snipers are underpowered they're still well made. Thanks for the eye opener brotha! I.. can't imagine why everyone would chip in $1 after the fact Nope. He should have given thousands of dollars to them in exchange for work. No U go join ISIS Yeah it's weird because I got a DM saying "lol, are you an American Real Madrid fan..." I don't know what that has to do with anything on Yedlin going to the Spurs but yes? Did Snow White sleep for 7 years? lol i meant subscriptions. nice catch its still fukin with my brain Sweet Vivillon, thanks for that i have alot of leppa berries in stocked but this is driving me nuts L( Oh wow, hadn't noticed. Thanks. 3 years wasted I dated a former-Marine for a while that called them "catch me, fuck me" shorts..... Yeah probably. How'd you get to 1k BPM without your vertical refresh rate warping notes around? I get fairly obvious tearing at 850-875 Never encounter this \ But who built the construction company? I was in a reasonably full cinema and had no such experience. I thought it was only me I suddenly want her as divine. The sun stain in that Mario Galaxy promo, tho. You only watched the first minute, and then stopped watching it? Even more strange is that after placing my order I just went to add another to my cart to see what it said... went through the checkout process just as before and I didn't get that $2 dollar charge. yay ty so much, i didnt know ghosts could stay for so long Got a stream/youtube? ~~Uhhh but my forretress is still there Man, that chick idk, am I? ...like...a neighbor? A mailman? Rose is playing wtf The word millionare literally is playing on my radio Why would anyone want a festive bonesaw/bonk and smg It's my cake day?! What HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE ASAMI?! The amount of comments in this thread. Holy cow, the chance to win has now gone over 1 in 100,000. Could you imagine knowing what anyone wanted whenever Wow Are you a collector of skin I will stop redditing if a bot gets the prize 87 hours played since I got it ten days ago I'm laying in bed just trying to fall asleep and your comment reminded me my patio door in my bedroom isn't locked. So much this! Holy shit you're amazing, could you tell me how to merge 2 different real life images together like you have the object and you want to put it in a new background !! Maybe for the other guys. I've had quite a bit of luck in job interviews. I'm 23 and making >100k with job potential growth through the roof. I guess some people just know how to interview Mage autoattacks deal around 35 (+ 1.5 per level) (+ 20% of Magical Power) where most damage should eventually come from magical power, where you can get 100 magical power easy. Since it scales off magical power the same as autoattacks at any point at the game it'll scale about the same as autos. Healing is a tricky thing, because even 27.5 healing is considered a huge boon, and in the lull between fights healing allows people to get ready for battle again quickly, since in this game defense scales not with health but with protections. Right now she has probably too high healing for the lane for people to even get hurt. If we had this implemented in the game, in the situation where people can only auto and not use skills, like the period after a low level poke or clear, she'd invalidate a whole person. Practically its a bit much for a healer as Hirez likes them. Also Demonic Grip, Telkhines, Fatalis. haha glad to be of service! Sorry you had to be subjected to my shameful drawing skills, though. Did the NFL just do something right? Are those? Oh, yeah--they are. That's insane. With his 8'10" standing reach, that means he can touch about 11'10" from a standstill, even higher than Dwight Howard measured at the combine Hmm vi har dem så også, men har aldrig lige tænkt på dem som buttplugs You are really not unattractive wait... wut?! MTV hatte eine gaming show? I think I enjoyed C9's video animations as much as the footage Wait, the German Chancellor Angela Merkel makes this sign (the lower one with the fingers pointing down) all the time... Some fuckin' intense eyes.. Don't cross the streams Interesting global chat but its not his name What did the ghost said to his girlfriend ? I love you boo. Your internet speeds shouldn't affect your local streaming That is *way* overpriced, you could get a 270x for that money How is this upvoted? OMG... give that girl some pants, she must be freezing Does the 1$ Version do the trick? I always use the Real Techniques sponge (it's only like 8$ and actually better than the Beautyblender) and I just clean that bitch with water and shampoo. How the hell could Xerath land his ults? He had zero vision on LB Wow a month to go But it still has market cap of 12.10$ What are you gonna study here? Group think? I have no idea what you're trying to say . Be more specific . Count me in! Two wrongs make a right? Is it normal that my eyes spontaneously close every other bar from this beat The amount of thick headedness and mental evasive maneuvering the anti-Korrasami crew engage in is staggering. Some putz on the A:TLA sub actually stated that just because the creators said it doesn't make it so Minimum wage should be $22/hr if adjusted for inflation, but companies want 3-5 years of experience for...entry level positions. But Foix you are the France Exactly. My own husband haphazard placement of paper, the overzealous use of sticky tape, and the "To: o_o From: What beef? Oh god no not again Yet he seems a lot smaller than he is now hjnormals I couldn't resub because I was under "beta", what I did was using the same account and enter the game code. Did I do anything wrong Wow. I did not mean to write so much. Is finding a spouse for women a thing where you live? Iunno why people in brave always complain about dock camps.... first thing I do after undocking is warp to staging pos That bacon and egg.... ( WTF, my wife does Reddit?! Yeah! It got the best of me though! Didn't realize they come that sharp. Saint Al. How on earth do I "roll to the side" in order to get the final XOF tag? wait, what?! if we summed all our hours reading this... Ok this might be a stupid question but... is her hair short again? How does she keep switching between long and short every like... 2months? I **might** be getting this too Tinder requires a Facebook account? That sounds like a disaster in the making. Now wait a fucking moment... Oh my god... Plug and Play games were the Tiger Handhelds for children growing up in the 2000's. Like your toes! Even for $50? Dude This went from oh shut up to Reverse boosting. They do it in the hope that they will get put in easier lobbies. Wow, some of these are really amazing--especially the ones that made the butt wig look good Funny you mention Raiders. Whenever we have a waffle breakfast for our scholarship fund, we get some members of the public walking through the lodge room. We have our Ark in the coat closet and almost always, one of the muggles sees it and gets all You might be the only person using Far Sight Creepy YUSS I know. Source? Thanks for the nightmares 300 when I looked Ah... era sangue... occazzo I hope this isn't the one near Braden River Highschool could be worse; she could join mine and hang laundry from it... every level of the 2014 holiday badge is $1 at least so he spent $3000 just on that badge is it really broken? or is it 6.83? I was in 7th grade Had to put on my glasses to see it. The feeling of the first twist on a full grinder.... How did you remember what made what tone... Actually I never said they gave me a skin. Drunk night at the ranch for a buddy ended like this when he fell into the fire a donut? *in* his dick? Apologies for my ignorance, but what's Orion? I saw the dinosaur game in the store and now I'm curious. you can apply by using black spirit(click /). you can start upgrade ur weapon anytime you want. just depends how good is ur axe is.... but seems like your axe is very solid ( never seen 5 slot Dang, she spent all your marks on helium? Always liked HBK more. Rock didn't really appeal to be Then you shouldn't have an excuse to be so clueless about the game... That pulling bit was really an eye-opener. I only ever double-pull, never really tried going past that, but he cleared all the camps like twice. Would not dare to click that link. whoops ... Sorry didin't see whoops ... Sorry didin't see whoa... freaky. So she's saying "I'm chubby and not skinny"? Wait, what? How are you me? Legija 0 kills Who is that Pokemon???? > "To: o_o From: Wow, cool. I wonder how big of a LifeGem a human would make?... he is missing his shield Holly crap dat resolution. At first i thought damn that watermark is small, lets view the full res picture. And than.. BOOM nipple across half the screen! Non-Canadian here. Does "toboggan" mean something other than sled, too? Oh god its held on by a suction cup some people on reddit really hate women for some reason She's got the same face and I find that really weird When he is speaking to the spirit, Lavellan understands that, and I can't think of a reason Solas would intentionally speak a more modern version of elfish to an ancient spirit Wow we have the same timezone Is it actually 10$? What would the chemistry between 5 of the same unit be? I see you guys... Oh Maker, I don't think I have it in me to see Blackwall's sad puppy dog eyes. It's a good suggestion, just one I don't think I'm strong enough to follow through with. The OT is "Wonderland" instead of the Japanese text. Are you sure that it's legit? You mean " So, I can just say keyswaps? Another youtuber I know already did a video on it. Forgot to mention that the census site has a scary feature on the left side. The Population Clock. Usually that would be a whistle You can see fabric bending, so I'd say it's a suit. I'm wondering if she's stupid tall or that other girl was short. Did that message compare pregnancy with STIs? mfw this is the third most-upvoted post in reddit history i just saw the same thing and i was like "woot Ya'll got scared of that Now I see you. How did I miss this?????? Today I learned. thank for using my slot here I was like 26. You have artists to thank. OMG do you guys know what this means? God read this story and decided to play it out in real life. Whoa LOL. I wish I had booze right now. is this DED GAEM???? Posthumously? Is Mr. Craphole a ghost Ahaha, I haven't run in to toooo many drunk salarymen (at least I've ignored them). But we (international students are my university) had a huge party at a bar the other night, and the other half of the restaurant was a big group of Japanese people... Just getting sick in to bags and continuing to drink. It was such a bizarre thing That was fast you have a union? Dear god! That camo is horrific That's not what subtext is Maybe we have the silly world ded gaem xdddddd ^^ :P xD My comment was towards the list of shows with good spin offs. Unless people consider those bad sure i never said otherwise Misread that as cousin's boobs instead of crush's boobs. I'm glad it's not just me Wow look at that sexy map plot twist: there is no humanity, it's just a trick played by the speaker and the traveler to make you think you're fighting for something that isn't really there...think about that for a second My son and his girlfriend were supposed to put up the lights on the house outside two weeks ago. They ended up goofing off and my son got nothing more done than to put my animated christmas flamingos on the point of the roof over the garage, and the point of the roof over the 2nd story >:( They can't even be plugged in >:( So I put up all the house lights this evening. Then I took the dogs for a walk and got the artificial tree out. It's an 8-ft monster. I also got out the boxes of ornaments - my daughter helped with the tree, but she wants to wait until my son gets home to put the ornaments on. I been busy Do whatever's quickest... there are a LOT of people in those places! We have 3 units with about 50 residents on each unit... lmao! Your hardware is taking too much space, send it to me. I was in the game to, riot pls. ... Mikunn is Nukem backwards Thanks! This was when we were transferring flights inside the airport. The usual shenanigans of pick your bag up, from here, go there, give it to that guy *who'll hurl it at his colleague who'll smash it down onto his conveyor as hard as he possibly can* I need to find someone he can team up with who could make an awesome mane/collar like that you have 420 hours on steam dude where are from I'm so tempted to reroll Blood Elf You mean...if a short female insists on procreating with a tall male they may *still* end up with (oh God...) ssssshort offspring? Huh that's a strange effect on the Frozen Myth generating Fractional BC Whoa... too far with the Giants jersey I'm no expert but maybe its the dramatic fall in rhinos that is causing the fall in rhino poaching? Wow, that looks fucking scary :O That would be the Virgin Mary statue which was bundled in this display case (secondhand, i literally bought it as-is with a bunch of knick knacks) She is always watching.... No. What part of comment gave you that idea? 250k? Sorry about the wait, was finishing off another game and had an epic boss fight Have you ever been high? Interesting Why is the shell being squashed when the propellant is inserted? I did! And now I'm stalking you Will do! an it's not all that shit you have to worry about, its the hoop snakes and drop bears yeah... how? i can grow only once with the described bug. *First* female stalker? WishlistBot can host contests now? That is some serious rent How the heck did you get this? WHELP that makes certain comments I made slightly awkward in context. Joke's on them, my wallet is big but I don't carry cash on me. It's all cards, some more cards, then some cards. Only two of them are bank-related. I dated a guy in high school who did that. He was from Sparta. BRING IT !!! \( sorry I added you but you don't seem to be online Not redefined but...he *is* a point guard That's awesome, wish I knew about this earlier as I would have for sure gone for this, so many posts of all the awesome presents, wonder what the bad ones were What if he already does this? Oh really I got scarred as hell when I saw that because I have the exact same sceptile with the same moveset pascal pack god Somebody actually sniped your Luvdisc. Is it Christmas over there? i can gift you stuff Nothing in this gif that would indicate cheating IV's never Heard of that book my ralts is still there... hasnt been sniped I still have 7. And then....the dog licked the helmet How do you know what he was asking I'm assuming that's a compliment of some sort... I've reached that problem point after buying a gaming PC. I now have too many games to decide what game I want to play. So sorry if I upset you. it should've been like that before really , also same with brimstone Tight? Wait pigs? What job was this at how does it know how many syllables /r/crochet is? Yeah.....the accidental flashes... A kid? I wasn't even using my Charm in my Ahri Cosplay! The Mississippi is actually the Tiber! im sorry .. .how did that happen and who was it And then watching him cut the box and grab the priceless helmet with his edward scissor hands WTF Windrunner has a third boob under her arm in the last pic wtf there are actual laws for asg? The comments are... actually not shit this time. I thought this was GTA V. Your comment history OP Θ_Θ -.- True, that is why I hate armor, it cycles and I am like COME ON AND REP ME! oh shit... You were there? Look at me, so optimistic about my possibly winning, if only I knew that once you enter the 100 club, you can never leave Sorry, not just yet. I'm visiting my parents for Christmas and have the files back at home. I didn't think this would gain this much attention. Looks like Britney Spears SOMEBODY TEACH US YOUR WAYS That cardigan is amazing. I'm just.. amazed that you could figure something like that out and make it! You must be a crochet goddess. I thought it was an x-ray screen Tried to play CSGO on a potato while home for the holidays. Jesus holy shit im the faggot who posted the "bless this post" cat I'm in Volusia County, Florida, right now on vacation......... hell yeah man that's where I found the dojo cat remix. love them so much. mixing animal collective with hip hop Ok... Where are you guys reading "Gem" at?! So I didn't make my game an egglock but I have twenty boxes of eggs that hatch after five steps. Question: How will you get the jack-in-the-box in your attic Are you hosting for the entirety of N. Korea's internet backbone? maindeck blood moon and slaughter games But... If you are two shards away, do't you just need to dismantle one piece of raid gear from one of your other guys? When they change that Reminds me of my roomate in college telling me some kid he ran into one day asked what he had been doing all day, and he answered trimming. The kid responded "trimming is my favorite pastime!"... pretty sure you can ... should be a ~max bet item Well...I sure hope you didn't buy the expansion.. 2-3 keys above market since the market is flooded with them and then you would be bordering the price of MW anyway. Looks like the stickers would cover up the scratches, if any. If we had in-game shots we could probably give a better price check, that image is so tiny Fantastic Looking forward to finally watching 1.11 and 2.22. Just gonna have to drink a ton of coffee as 2.22 will probably only be done at 5am That's F***Ing awesome Man! I didn't though I was in the middle of a 5 round battle Does 24 hour format always display two times at once? The first hit how does something so cute exist!? Schrödinger's Dagger- A state in which a dagger is both in crit and not in crit Orlando is land locked...I can verify because I grew up in Orlando... 3 buck per hour to charge your phone You don't have self-serve drive-thrus at banks? Um... are you trolling now? Come on you can't inject sex into EVERY facet of society to suit your views. An actor playing a role in a movie is the same as this teaser? or athletes performing in the Olympics is the same as a stripper performing on a pole?? That's your defense?? Cap chaos res OMG Whoa, thank you very much for the shiny Pidgey. wtf no one else entered? shit... I thought that was a rock.... If you boiled a dozen eggs, how come there are 20 eggs in this photograph!?!? I'm a massage therapist! I get real excited about injuries I've been playing for about an hour now This one is heavy on the garlic. Maybe it will train to level 6 Either sub sandwiches or people named Dee or people that have died at 54. My name is April and I remember in first grade I slapped a guy after he kissed me on the cheek after coming out of the bathroom. HOLY SHIT just listened to them. I can only imagine what this is going to sound like Here I was feeling shitty about my 85 NA. I might need to try an LAN account. Satt du i mitt vardagsrum förut? I have two girls, 8 and 5. They're awesome, but when they're together you're in for it! e.e not bunnies Shit man. Really puts my sufferings in perspective Are you a ginger and that's why you can't offer your soul? Damn girls are lucky hahaha. I wish there was a guy version of this. There isn't is there? That is so nice. i never knew there were such things as rolling trays I actually copped a "F*** YOU, A**HOLE!" once for yelling "On your left!" as I passed a jogger. I *think* the word 'bet' is in here somewhere, and I'm not even sure about that. What the *hell,* man? This is some serious obfuscation. Salute Myers. Oh my WTF And he looks like a pirate. I'd be so freaked out if I met him somewhere and he started talking Who is giving everyone gold?! I want to see dem nails So much gold. Are you a masochist? CF while working at a baby store? He really does look like Heihachi Cool! ~~ ...I didn't know Necromorphs and Lovecraftian Horrors are now allowed to play in the NBA Have you picked ''extra large'' eggs as mentionned on some packages, because whenever i buy those, i get once in a while double yolks ones thats why the odds are higher but i never go 12 out of 12 Balljobby....I didn't know Daniel Radcliffe played Tagpro where is the lights on Valhalla, cant see them Yeah, clearly Wow is that Phione legit What is this, a gilded holiday thread? OMG Agreed, I just don't think it reaches the level of wtf expected on /r/wtf. It's not "3 people died in a car crash while having sex" what the actual fuck And risk being accused of being the man who ruined christmas. did you just reply to yourself Am I the only one who thinks lady kawaguchi is mrs. nielsen? can't find your psn id, no players found *scandalous* Meh, at least he maxed out his TH... Yeah thats what I was thinking How come everyone got gilded in here And that he has two currently on. holy shit that is sick I wish I had that The interview came out? ( HOLY CRAP!! A WHOLE FREAKING NEW ALBUM WITH *SEVENTEEN SONGS* YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING BACK FROM US?!?!?!?!?! [](#pogchamp) omg ur amazing Received Rayquaza from him, very fast! Of course not all men are going to rape a baby, but why take chances? \( I've played Dark Brotherhood and I've never killed a Khajiit. You should be able to get a FT pretty easy for that. Idk why you want a WW I know it's a reasonable and sound investment. In the context of a city where normal people with normal jobs are feeling the squeeze just trying to rent a place the idea that someone is sending their kid to an expensive school in a foreign country and buying property for them to live in while they're attending is something that warrants a you dropped EXACTLY 36 vs..... LEMS? Jinx is better. Poke and early CC rock. Ashe is all "let's wait till 6" and really useless early. Only problem is: SotD was busted Oh my god, the mana used The falcon! Now I'm confused. did you just reply to someone else ... You have to pay to see your play time? meal regimen? would you mind sharing it because google doesn't help much in this case Battery Grip for my D90, plus a few good books on Landscape techniques and composition. And enough chocs/sweets that would give a dentist nightmares I'm 6'2" and your dog weighs as much as I do His lack of lips disturbs me. Sleipnir is massive compared to Legacy Large Chance I feel that sometimes Imagine refreshing Steam market to see a Karambit Fade you're right. they' re hackerists I had forgotten this even existed Do you really not brush your teeth or is this a joke? hoyl shit that's like 7-8 years Who takes bigger poops? Serious question It wasn't grandpa, it was Yoda. He's staring through the glass door. That orchestral version of Sierra Leone is epic as fuck I was at 50% lik yesterday (seriously).. then spent some tim on practice mode, then went from 50% to 80% on normal mode then played the level casually.... 100% We need new mods maybe? that was so long ago My mom thinks it may have been Korea, but still, it was very It's like one boob is looking at me and the other is looking for me Down for me in Western PA. Says I still have a 100% packet loss Someone was actually willing to trade a DocSano for my holiday flair Like... *that* in particular? There, there... I once found myself with two 300-something-yard skeins of baby yarn in a puddle in front of me because I was hating how the afghan was looking and decided to start over... without really thinking about how best to reach that point (spent somewhere between 3 and 4 hours untangling that tangle). Holy shit was that really 18 years ago? My N64 is old enough to drink Oh wow You have artists to thank. Weddings are a lot different than I remember I wouldn't want to eat those pears It's 30 mins already!! orange ALL OVER MY FACE??? Back to work again within 6 hours of ending a shift goddamn probably im just stupid \( batman socks and a headset with mic Downvote all you want, but why else would you complain about the number of seeders on torrents? how'd you beat 70 with that setup I'm still interested in making the trade but it might take hours...or days.. > Ah, Marija Gimbutas' nonsense. She also gave us the nonsense that Neolithic Europe was peaceful. In reality there is plenty of evidence of fighting in the later Neolithic. I remember reading about one site in Germany that seems to have been a whole village destroyed and all the villagers massacred. ....i guess you are making me an offer on another topic I space them out longer aside from my 3night binge. And yeah trial and error bro. I've taken like. Point6 with barely any fluids and oh god never again. Good thing I'm intelligent and self aware enough to understand shit was getting bad. Left my great spot at a show and all my friends to hydrate. I was candy flipping and went around talking to random people about some issues. Whole time my jaw is shaking rapidly but im coherent so everyone's a little like " Definitely! Even compared to Wing. I'm just like /r/ravens please get on this Thank you very much! So this is what I want? Coolcool. Uhh. So....buy everything and put it all together now right? How do I do all that? Think of me as a five year old here....a five year old from the 90's.... EDIT: annnndddd now I'm worried about breaking things... "*fivehead*" "The Reddit NASCAR community?" I was under the impression that the reddit Dogecoin community did it. I actually expected this to be a screamer... am I the only one, or...? At first I thought it was Ryu that threatened Lily, but it was actually Seal I like how you completely skipped over the placenta encapsulation ....trying to work out what that would sound like... I have this similar vibe from EXO or B.A.P. Finally, found the right N64 thread.. *thats* your hand writing? What #maharaja pic? I totally agree.. I was actually kinda surprised when I got mine..I was like meeeh :/ but I don't know maybe GSC wasn't expecting Love live to be that of a hit? Agent Orange. dat price doe .. Uh, thanks bot? This is a very poorly written and researched article I... I can't tell where it *ends*. It's like it's being absorbed into the bedsheets like melted butter. This is amazing! It's a goddamn slug...... Your Windows and Alt keys are in opposite spots Is it even possible to get Traditional Sej from mystery gifts? Deriving the neccessary DNA of an entire organism from a description of physical characteristics? How did he get the custom head piece for the eye? If that's have painted... actually cannot. Dont have a add friend botton its just impossible getting the team to follow up (adc excluded) the mid/top/jung just mess around 80% of the time xD when objectives like dragon/baron/turrets are going down.. (ive been playing since season one X_X im not 100% clueless.. but thats the main reason i cant climb xD its not me letting the team down.. its the team letting me down they just dissapeared That kennen art is even better than the ingame art. lol just because it seems bad doesnt mean it is mate.. like i said.. i almost NEVER lose my bot lane.. the other 2 lose hard EVERY time no matter what i do. i play many supports not just shen also. i just play him alot more than the others Hehe i would never wanna play on a laptop Oh, thanks for clarifying! :D Though...Vargas and Eze *killed themselves*? Don't be, play it how you want, as long as YOU'RE HAPPY, the game is designed to be played for fun, unless you're pushing to Champs via TH Sniping Now its 531 By that definition, you could fuck an open wound and it won't be rape How much did you have to spend? Aren't you on top of Anther's My favorite mod is GlOP, because he wears sunglasses in his photo This is your spare sheet...? Aww, that's really cute! It must have taken a long time. ON SCORE BASED I can't tell you how many times these very things have nearly given me a mini heart attack. (( Wait what song? anyone else with the same thing goin on???! When you wake up and feel the new plaque forming Triple challenger, only 522 ip.. I thought you said if the mechanic BItes you Came here looking for a punchline... Hey I'm not Taykoe, I'm just stealing her artwork. The source link is...in here somewhere. I'm sorry I read that too! Where is the information come from any idea that changes everything Still can't see it. Did no one else notice that he's only level 54..? Damn, I remember when we played he was always the fastest and strongest kid on our D. He had like an inch on me and we weighed almost the same but I was playing DT how do you get to 5k with 300 games? I'm at 6mg right now on my drippers and I'm thinking about going down to 3mg. I can't even imagine dripping at 24 Of course there is. who cares about stickers Wow.....thats why I dont do drugs anymore. Jeez, I was meaning only England, and it's even smaller than I thought. I thought about this book, like, yesterday. We had to read it in school over 15 years ago. I never thought I'd hear anyone else reference it! welcome to the dark side ........ok now I'm scared to type "4chan" in my address bar. Bright you? Wow!! Weird I actually associate Minnesota with Sweden. o_O Am I mistaken, or are both of those true, or what? How do you afford all this? Where the fuck is his head? No kidding. People liked G.I. Jeff but not the puppet episode? I was thinking that maybe you kill him as he hits you, or you are using a Lifehunt Scythe while your health is low. Maybe there's an undiscovered third ending Ohhhh, I didn't notice that that ways his name, I was like "why would it send it to Joshin11 Thanks! Although I must have seriously messed something up, the post doesn't show up in my profile but instead of some random guy I've never heard of... Never had that happen before Yeah. He may have had a hand in a lot of things It was interesting. And the damage only went one way; I couldn't harm him when he could harm me. [I didn't realize the wind was that bad... May I see your profile too? Strictly out of curiosity. I won't message either (I'm a woman) but I'm still pretty amazed at those stats. Glowy sticks shooting from her head! Eller så är det alltid kommunpampar som sätter fyr, så nu struntar de att sätta fyr för att bryta normen och få medial uppmärksamhet genom artiklar likt denna If that's not an amazing holiday season I don't know what is. Diamond is somewhat overrated imo... Big trash talker that did it in a way that wasn't funny or fit his persona and he didn't back it up too much.... He "invented" counterjungling yet Saintvicious counterjungled him with Nautilus at All-Stars... Nautilus had the slowest jungle clear speed of all junglers during that season which country? That would explain why I'm so clumsy. There's a trick where you can force quit the vortex dungeon? This was the first time I've played it. I started that game when I first created my account to get the avatar. My account is over 4 years old. It's weird seeing someone from Charleston here Your seats are outrageous. WORLD JUNIORS HYPE. I'm wearing my nice new clothes from Christmas but I feel like I should go put my jersey on instead. Wow, that was awful. Paperbat's a Hirez employee? Since when? Where was I? You're not accepting my trade requests? Chroma's $26 more expensive than the regular version on Amazon. I want to hate you, but your post was a well thought out opinion with valid arguments. I'll put down the pitch fork for now I can imagine Iya jeng buat masak. Uenakk berasa banget paperish na.. Black pepper beef. Yummy. Owh iya sambel udang juga yahud. Tapi kasian liyatnya pada kepedesan. Haha.. Temen pernah goreng sambel terasi, yg ada polisi dateng negor.. Hihi.. Tahu sumedang.. Tempe bacem.. It really does look worse than that. How long has this bot been around I really don't understand other dudes (which is maybe why I am a guy on TrollX), I get that this guy is Skeezy McShitface but I hear so much about guys sending unwanted dick pics and I'm just like lol i swear vi looks like rihanna my buddy and I ran that in seige a few times. Devastating Wow. Hoooooly shit there is a lot of wtf in all that You think there are increases due to mental health issues? More people have suddenly started having those the last few years? This goalie is so small. YAY for another review! Is it weird how I thought they look yummy I don't know what that sentence means. Still can't connect to PSN. It's now 4:05pm 27/12/14. Withdrawl symp.....settin....in....... i usually exit the game (home button) when i absolutely need to pause a score match since it actually pauses, but idk how it goes for the other people. last time i paused like that and forgot about it for like 10 minutes... but when i came back the game & the results rolled just fine, so idk if the others had to wait 10 minutes for me or something. I had no idea sugar free candy could do that. A friend of mine had a neighbor lady who would, and I kid you not, _shoot_ cats with a bb gun if they came onto her property. Her reasoning was that it was perfectly OK because they were trespassing. I've always assumed those are for 2 people to share Woah, that's a huge difference It's actually being downloaded as a zip file... DL'ing from the source, it lands on my desktop as a .jar.zip confusing post Who downvoted? I just looked up "Cryogenic Santa Claus", and there's a cryogenic facility in Santa Claus, Indiana You're right I'm an asshole and have an ugly soul (that really is the reason, I'm not being sarcastic). It sucks to live with myself. It just irks me to see two people state something with such confidence and authority that is factually incorrect without a shred of self doubt or uncertainty Why dont you just play it on you computer? Your chat box is enormous Are you transgender? They...... They were MARRIED?! merry christmas! >_< gotta try my luck They could probably beat the Mets, though. Remind me to never post outside of raoa again.. Just tried asking a question about an error on ps4, and people yelled at me WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Ok, this chapter felt extremely rushed to me. I know we've discussed how it feels like Kubo is rushing / having to rush this arc but good lord this chapter just blew by... Ichibei is destroyed as per last chapter, suddenly Soul King appears again, Squad 0 is somehow completely defeated, Ichigo & company suddenly arrive in the Palace, and we end on what appears to be Bach stabbing the Soul King's little barrier / bubble thing. All in one chapter mere pages apart from each other Thanks! Really hopping it comes on later ^ ^ I was fortunate enough to get some online game time on the 25th "woman hung by neck" it's probably going to be awhile until I can run the dungeon for the green masks to Uevo Persues and Kushi huh 30-40k? Sure, if you're in Mythic gear. Wait, what does Guilty Gear use it for. I don't remember it ever doing anything What if dragon eggs came from the debris that fell to the planet when the second moon cracked? Weirdly enough I had the same idea for Korra's betrothal necklace. I haven't I usually play on hard. I sometimes purposely miss notes after I reach the challenge score so that it would be still rather easy for me to reach the next challenge score for that song in the future. The weird thing is that, sometimes, when I do that, I get 5.2 k more often for songs I have missed notes on, than songs I have gotten 3 stars for Why are those workers not employed by Ruger? Why are they merely "associates?" It's like they're psychically connected or something I'm not sure how Neo and Nora would get together I have never actually bought a joystick in my entire gaming career That is the coolest thing, I have ever done seen ** Wow, that was quite a read (13000+ words apparently That ending caught me the fuck off guard. How could a video like this still catch me off guard at the very end? Monks tank in leather, and without a shield! SpooooOoooOOooky I was just thinking about you and Tempest when I got this email This is genius What did I just watch? Yeah I also so wish new night would look more like this are u srs? Because here in germany its a really good paid job MORE LOVE FOR THE G!!!! How do you finish two in a day? Jiji, great video, can you let me know the name of the first song? I really liked it Why would that be? actually i think Doffy power is the most useless power, normally what string can do? heck i'm sure that's basic power is most useless even more useless than Luffy, but in fact he can make that power into crazy level >.> This scared the shit out of me. I was looking and then I decided for no reason at all to click the screen. Right as I clicked, BAM. I was scared and I so I clicked again and her head moved back right as I clicked. That looks so badass!! I'm on my 8th day on my first try, and i'm currently struggling, i'm gonna explode, shit is getting way to real Oh my god, I need to hear your stories. Title wasn't much of a give away No, sorry, the "we're not Jack Thompson" ear massacre still takes that price that PSU i didn't even got it at first ( whos DGM.cookie.hyperx So.. I'm assuming "IN A RELATION" means she's in a relationship.. but she wants to sit around sucking other dudes dicks all day? We had a complaint that a pasta was dry. A pasta covered in sauce. When asked if they needed more sauce they said no, it was just the pasta that was dry OOC: Santa's asshole? That's just terrifying Harpie Dancer is way overpriced if people have been offering them for 20 a piece. For that money I could probably get you a playset. There are two in our house. >who are you You're out for a long time It didn't work... All of em xD Just not at once... 2,634 resets. You reminded me of the 3 bottles on top of the fridge. Guess I should get those out of the way before the New Year. Watch out... lol. 3 keys over market for a quicksell .. wow You shouldn't have a problem with this price My dad fell on the flight deck on the navy ship and did the same sort of thing and had to have surgery LOL don't feel bad! I've failed the test what like 4 times now (granted the last time I actually had had some better experience and I put more effort into it, passed the parallel parking like a boss (not really it was just pure magic) but I just backed into a space like a goof loool) Got another appointment read but definitely still need some more practice! People are crazy on the road these days so sometimes I'm not sure if what I see other people do on the road I'm actually supposed to do Cock speed... "Hurt" HOLY CRAP Di-Did your dad just show us how to craft a "tobacco pipe"?....... I thought that's what you meant btw, is drathair another pokemon? Riskiest click ever. String falling off? Like at full draw? I've never had that happen before "go fuck yourself...but can I watch?" It's just a video wtf People always tell this to me when I call them insane! ...what is the actual definition of insanity? 12 users now. Ekhem... So... What? if they like gunna go and gimme armors like in swtor then I'm all in. sweet sweet armurs and more customizatiun ow my! maybe new races like falmer race Oh, what you've heard... Wow, that was entertaining (and really close. holy crap, you almost did just now. I join the "rock size" comment Sorry, I missed my turn If you don't see THAT how are you going to handle combat in Elite? Except bigger and Russian. Haha yea he's tall but idk why he was sitting so close You wash your dog in the same sink you do your dishes? It's so weird to think that some of these players were born in 1997. within 1 min Dang you go all the way down to TotG right at the beginning? Oh god, that was close. Wow You have artists to thank. what part of this game screamed to you as controler compatible? Also armpit snakes. You have artists to thank. The price has actually doubled, wtf What Oh you lose that stuff as well if you have it on you? Since you were a dude 16 days ago in your submission history, your post was removed and you've been banned. Ooc huh? It's perfect My friend is rapidly gunning for bestie status. We're probably doing karaoke Monday or Tuesday, she's promised to be my wingwoman on account of her always getting hit on by lesbians, she got her friend to invite me to her New Years party and offered me a place to crash afterward. She keeps giving me her clothes, and just the cutest stuff on me. And none of this is at all unprecedented, especially in recent months. I'm starting to think she might have a hetero girl crush on me. Deskpad XXXXL...the amount of X's. Thats not a reason, though. Your toaster has hitreg? What if she says she loves you... AS A FRIEND?! battlefield 3 for 1 dollar? What mod has given you a space station? Ooc But you can't gift Mac App Store apps! I wish I had the np to buy it from you OOC: You people are taking 1000 calorie shakes!? That makes things sooo much easier A front hooking harness doesn't cause pain oh god mathas has done A8 Nice pulls man. Glad to see someone appreciating the little things. That shield charge is probably the best thing out there :) Oh and nice wind resistance I saw it I have no idea! I see you guys as our northern brothers, fighting the evil steelers while we battle green bay. Both of us failing most the time, but whatever. Also, my girlfriends family is all from Ohio and big time browns fans so I like to see them happy. Well, at least I imagine I would like to see what that looks like. We are actually VERY happy that our rookie QB is not your rookie QB NICE! But screenshots or links or something por favor? I want to see what colors you picked? (unless you did all of them In a field with horses creepily watching. you call 50 degrees hot? The link was already purple z97 would only be 4th gen. For now we have each other. *internet hug* (>O_o)> ( I'm having trouble finding an official list, but I believe coL, nV, OpTic, SB, FaZe, Rise, and TK all attended the event. You said it yourself, 90% of the talent is in the NA and most of that talent was at the event. So what if some silly teams got a free shot at the title, it's not like coL only faced these silly teams and faced no real talent. I'm actually quite confused why you seem to think there was no talent there Haha I totally understand! I have a lovely set that my mom brought me from her trip to England and I'm not sure if it's dishwasher-safe or nor... I accidentally ran it in the dishwasher once and it's fine, but I'm still afraid to do it again. How do you sleep? I live in New York and I've noticed zero ping differences or lag, I honestly have no idea what the problem is Those are my irl initials You sound a little bitter Wow, that comment literally matches up perfectly with what happened. Back in vanilla, I was a Gnome Rogue, and it was a Gnome Rogue who opened the AQ gates on Frostmane. Pues Evolve, con el precio del dolar, es justo, está a 13.33 (800 pesos y está en 60 dólares) el dólar en ese y En Witcher 3 está a 8.50 (510 pesos y está a 60 dólares) What was a tank doing with caster gear on? Winning 1 game in legend isn't really 'proof.' What are your winrates? Very skeptical. Calling this deck stronger than warrior vs both aggro and control but you're 1400th in legend? Again? Holy shit My night was full of frappuccinos, no milk, poor pre-close support, having to change out 4 syrup bottles with a constant line of cups going. If you also guessed that closing took an hour you would be incorrect. It took an hour and 10 mins. Your friend has got to be a pretty dang good friend to give you a couple-hundred-dollar discount...wow!! I'd much rather hear why Vince and Kurt were wrestling. # Was unaware there was a right way to use that word. # Oh god this seolhyun OMG so impresive I've seen you refer to women as like four different things other than women now. I somewhat understand why someone would choose to watch these eight episodes for "the experience", but why did you decided to watch them ALL in a single sitting? The shrines were communing with someone I...don't understand why someone would want to do that..... I wish to thank you all with your time and expertise to assist me in my decision making process in selecting the parts :D and effectively saving me a hellva amount of potential cash That's the one I grew up playing! The spinner, the little molded plastic hills, the fact that he/she that pumps out the most kids usually wins Omg I just got done playing that game and won by that same question Shida is a guy. I love this, not just because of how cool it looks, but also because of the Same here. $500 for something with zero benefit in life, zero practical benefit in a single game, but which makes you look slightly cooler in that game? How sad does your life have to be for that to be worth it? Wait, are you serious? return of LaNm? The Thing ...the seasons are shifting? November is now December? Is that what you meant? Panda on /r/carporn , now I'm satisfied (it was my first ever car : it had four gears Right? The swelling is awful, I only get it on one eye so I look like the Wow. This is one fine body During my granma's funeral in Romania, while the religious ceremony was taking place at the church I went outside the building to find a bathroom and saw a couple of orthodox priests standing against the wall, hands full of notes, counting the money paid for the religious service. all that while the mess was going on inside and my grandma was still layin in the open coffin Yeah, they weren't. Just no one ever crafts them, well, because of how much gold you need WHAT! Why is this adorable?! Should this be adorable "Yes they totally should have bette... oh you are giving me free shit ? We'll stop, i guess that's enough. We are not bad guys after all. (HOLY SHIT WE GOT FREE SHIT WE NEED TO DO THIS MORE OFTEN I'm nearing 17. My 'Sweet 16' wasn't so much a party as it was just dinner and running around a mall. I'm going to my first Sweet 16 tomorrow night. The birthday girl has reportedly booked a limo, hue cake, the whole shebang. I don't understand. wait... what? for real ? I think the title is perfect for this pic. I saw that driving back from Ontario. I pointed it out and everyone thoroughly WTF'd.... ....until we saw a billboard for 24hour CCW qualification courses a couple miles later Thats either very xenophobic or hes making it up as he goes along I spent a few weeks bouncing around between Clearwater/Oldsmar/St. Petersburg...25 years ago. Amumu Q every 4.8 secs and E every 3.6 at 40% CDR hah, yep, without a driver installed that would seriously eff it up Sarcasm, sorry. I have you (/u/Foreknown) tagged as a black man with crazy hair and a white son. Willy wonka and the chocolate factory... That tunnel scene Doesn't Grenth hate Wintersday? Is this some new kind of torture? That made me shudder People And just in case someone asks, this is not edited, it actually showed like that for 10 seconds Whoa grumpy butt having a bad day? I never even mentioned Teddy... I'm open to other interpretations, but... yeah. Everything I've read seems to me to be nothing more than post-hoc justifications for schism and heresy. I especially like when Anglicans claim their church started with Augustine of Canterbury, and reference the unique flavour of Celtic Catholicism as some sort of justification for schism 1100 years later. I'd like to see a Anglican explain to, say, a Maronite, why they feel it is justified to remain in schism. That'd be funny. "You don't *understand*, we're so very *different* from Rome." " Maybe those slaves are the only humans left? Here's my car badly parked after a wash. I put it back in the garage, so please don't think I left it like that Why ? Wow uh didnt you post this same video last week Looks like the ninjas Exactly. Medical purposes is the exact thing I was using it for..i have a couple more so keep that one.. Just never talk or show anyone thank you... Sweet baby jesus i remember watching Akira when i was around 6, i can still remember the bit where he expands into this big lump of flesh. " Free beef jerky WTF is goin on? mod? I just started making a registry and it said we have 89 days left. That is freaking awesome. Hm. I guess I dont really recognize /oħ/ spelled like oh Can one race oneself? We are one haha very very nice! im going to have to one up that now, and get some nice lights :D i was thinking about gettin one of those multi color light strips with a controller. but i really want to be able to turn it off with the light button on the front of the compy. ill figure something out maybe do some soldering PS4 I can see its the same as first season :OO Is that Robocop? Have...have you never had them in soup before? please wear a condom next time before you rape my mind I liked the part about having to pay licensing fees to be able to remember pieces of art. If I got rid of the memories I could experience them for the first time again. At the same time though what if those experiences were a big part of who I am? (/O_O)/FLASH＼( Somehow I fell asleep during a boss fight in WoW (Kel'Thuzad) and woke up in the middle of casting a healing spell, and no one was dead Holy tatsuya, what happened here? That honey in the middle looks super good. Not nervous yet, but at the same time... I know this is a revolutionary idea....but maybe the Bosses wont be ssdd HATERS GONNA HATE? (> I'm a bit confused. Why not just make it so they cannot be used in online battles and cannot be traded over GTS? I never have any problems hitting keys Ahh dam. Well your team is pretty good. Zephyr is a good choice for mono-dark, as he is only viable there. If only you had Kuda, then you would have a kick-ass mono-dark. I am a bit iffy on Grah. Question do the reports give you the username of who reported? I don't want the names just curious as to if you can see post history of these people(they have to be proper crazy). I mean even if I was supper angry at someone like hulk mad I wouldn't report someone because of it...because that's not what that is for Nag-aaway sila dito kung anong mga ritwal ba ang gagamitin sa libing ng kapatid ni lola - yung sa Katoliko o yung sa Born-Again? Nakakastress kasi yung isang kapatid ni lola na Born-Again, pinipilit na yung rites *lang* nila ang gagawin. I intervened, saying na pwede namang gawin pareho para walang problema pero napasama pa ata ako. if its not discontinued why is its price so high Why do you have both a 750 ti and a 970 ? sooooo cute What if the africans are out-nonging the nongs. Gutter oil vs transformer oil..... So I feel pretty comfortable in saying this lead isn't gonna last much longer. God damn this gives me vertigo. Sasuke wut r u doing ( What song was that? I dont even know O_O i might just use solid colors at first to get the hang of it. I can be somewhat stingy on yarn prices (I cringed seeing the RH Boutique Unforgettable for $5 today and thats on sale for $2 off Hopefully everyone dies on our tours Are you? Can't find it. The last few pokes haven't been found for me. I was thinking about this and wanted to make a thread about it. Yeah I do think it's too easy now. I remember WAW on veteran was hell on earth. Non-stop kamikaze! FUCK. I can breathe again. That's me it's not HAHAA. I hope so coulda swore drinking for followers/subs was against the rules Eri calls herself Eri.... Thanks for doubling my BPM... So your goal is to get Lightning Warp on to every key? I did added you If chocolate correlates with sex in the brain, he was really getting up for free poon... How does it stimulate collagen and peeling from the sun doesn't? I'm not trying to argue I just genuinely don't understand. If you peel and new skin comes in its place that isn't being done through collagen stimulation? Where was THAT implied? Did you solo 1K Kalphite queens That's horribly disturbing Why did I hear the beat in my head while I was reading that That looks like a creepily realistic drawing Whoa Ugh, so many lives ruined... Look at all those guitars!! Come si riesce a investire un ippopotamo? A meno che non fosse un cucciolo, difficile non vederlo What's he doing to the baby in the final panel I enjoy teaching new players and watching them play. It's often hilarious and it's good quality time. I think /u/20VTurbo was referring to the TCP/IP ports rather than the physical interfaces I hate to say this annoying phrase but: omg, I thought I was the only one doing this The customer care executive will just say in the end : " sir wo sab theek hai , but ye VoIP kya hota hai Maybe he is just Hunter Zolomon obsessed with the flash, and taking a trip back in time to see his obsession Anything! Oh how's your leg? Holy crap you got a good PC at a great price. dat gpu price How can you open your eyes with those things She has freakin' fingerprints! But it was obviously a troll * Banning Cruise and unbanning visions * Banning pod and dig wat whats the point of the dildo? But...what if *that* is a fake Does anyone else see the bat symbol? I'm staring at your ASUS through 2 of the same exact ASUS at work.. Can't quite wrap my head around it. Isn't the idea of divide and conquer why we have separated all the technologies so far? Having one language is nice, but I still see SQL and HTML mixed in the example code heh, yes, unfortunate that option is when you're tasked with protecting the site owner's content YOU MEAN BARRY'S SURELY. ( You use it for both. i thought i was the only one The content in the app store kinda sucks, I buy physical media whenever I can. I do not 'see my dealer' about it though Just don't play with your family.... unless you're a fetishist from Alabama 2nd person who didn't find me... this is weird 4 months in and you are still trying to make sense of it all? Not too comfortable with that idea O_O Maybe next time I know they used a really BIG cheat I honestly have no clue when in that schedule I'd be available as I'm GMT-5. ^^^Logic ^^^ I wouldn't dream of it. I wouldn't dare cross Tangent. Enjoy being Bronze and chat restricted? This makes me very conscious of my own consumption of caffeine and artificial sweeteners. I have a mousepad by Rantopad with this art on it. What the fuck are you nervous about I'm scrolling through this post like Wait, seriously? I've been playing since day 1 and didn't know this I've had coke off the brick that was reddish yellow that went white when you crushed it Wait this is you! wtf happened to the cover! loki in warframe looks no good at all, though? Didn't work out that well… despite a decent Brood in the same team The real epistemic question with his logic is, if you *assembled the PC for the peasant*, would it would cease to be a collection of parts and *become* a PC? Then frankly were fecked ┬─┬ノ( You don't get periods if you have an IUD!? I have a similar problem, got checked for crohns etc, nothing shows up. Doctors just say "it's IBS, not much we can do", or "manage your stress better, it will go away". Also, I just bought the whole original series of Star Trek on bluray and the next-day shipping was only $3.99 Ohhhhh... 60 fps Is this mofo... Yamada's dad? My cat also goes crazy after she poops. I had no idea other cats did this also Read boathouse as bathhouse Do you also say, Froderick? Too late You bought 20 copies of a game because it looks cool in your inventory? ...wtf i mean i like and HFY but I've given this a thought too, susano would need beast runes to pull this off though, if in the first 2 turns I don't kill any monsters in the defending team then I'm done for My, what a magical Christmas. I honestly have no idea, hopefully someone with more experience in that area can jump on this and answer it for you! I know that someone just posted something about borrows from certain countries not coming in on time this month but if you were supposed to be paid in Dec I thought it was the beginning and not the end Xbox Music may or may not have a goal of being a top end replacement for media player in windows 10. Media Player may or may not still be installable as an optional component if this happens. Rape OK...what shape $6.23 compared to $6.45 Pretty sure they coded rarity of MW/FN wrong. Things like Blaze MW/Kara Fade MW is more rare than FN. Makes no sense to me Ooh, this sounds fun! I'll join in. I have 0 stamps at the moment. Ah those meal moths are IMPOSSIBLE! I had to put all my baked goods / flour / rice in my freezer in an old apartment because they were infesting everything same, the concept is..confusing Plot Twist: You weren't actually dreaming. I cum, babe. Bro. BRO! Look at me. ( A sip or two per minute? LOL. I have two, too. My oldest is like a quiet little princess. My little one will chew you up and spit you out. She's crazy. Yes! I wish more people understood that not everything needs included and I think PJ did well including the things he did, like he actually included a pukel-man statue in ROTK. Well I wanted to be cremated before, but that settles it combine intrusive thoughts (> haha girl to verify. And if I was going to send this to SE I think I would spend more than one night on it! * cheap as hell.... And his eyes and eyebrows uh?? yes really… Can a judge be "fired" in America? I actually don't Ewww. My husband has trouble with his facial hair where a few hair follicles grow a thick cluster of multiple hairs, like 6 at once. Occasionally they get ingrown and have to be plucked out. He's been considering growing a beard lately so I think Ill show him this I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not. Yes, telling someone they suck is enough for a report. Do you have the statistics by airline? I cannot find a single Emirates accident I think I've never had so much fun playing a beatmap O_O UHM. YEAH. Yeah. My personal gripe is whoever does the buffs/nerfs. Some of the changes they implement defy all logic. The Lucian "nerf" that reduced E CD every time he proc'd his passive for example. It's like, on what fucking planet does reducing a champions dash CD and giving it 0 mana cost equate to a nerf ...Or that WatchESPN es en Espanol por algun razón. .............. aha wow, thats.. amazing.. but also kinda creepy in a way I'm sure I've committed some sort of polish atrocity that deserves prison time. Actually I *know* I have. I didn't find this out after I had left school, but one day our german teacher accidentally said something that triggered a student to ask about it. Turns out she was a lesbian and was together with our music teacher. Everyone went My Latios survived despite using dive in lava.. Wait... The thing without storage was less than 1k? He kinda looks like Nick Offerman too How is it more sanitary That injury report... Your farts come out of the small of your back? yeah, I guess thats habit for me... I hadn't even realized there were killcams You think confluxes is the hardest part of either raid? "Woman" Even on the first try? You'd make a million dollars. cz his other beard is in the cleaning? ... giving your height and weight is weird but you know your chest measurement off hand? No mercy What asterisk? Quite interesting a golden Lamborghini with no wheels ahh hovercars are among us How can you say he skipped leg day when he jumps and disperses those around him like a beast? holy shit 10,000 answers really wished that title was more descriptive Wow really Halo master chief worse than Unity? I think Unity won that award by a long shot wait, we can? Dem titties doe. No. That is definitely not Minecraft. Whoah, Those whiskers So we won 8 straight? The second I got a couple scavengers I replaced both my Lumber Mill and Trading Post for other buildings. Just no longer needed them. Or a redditor playing a zionist playing a hitler! Etho's going to play a game that's not minecraft? Hahah omg do I ever know that urge. Its like Delphoi spams the immunity buff whenever it comes up so I like her - I never pulled a Chloe so I figured I could use someone with an immunity buff (I also pulled fire brownie after, so now I have two OK... I will delete this I overheard a little girl, maybe 6, say to her mom that if one more person steps on her shoes, she will rip them (or something to that extent). I'm like I love that you could have gone Roosevelt>WW2>Hitler, but you made it all the way to Obama and then back to WW2 and Hitler the same way. Thanks for showing just how deep the rabbit hole goes... .......yes. {check for echo} How are you so calm??? Love that ultimate. So much shield. MM.... yes if fines are not payed after a certain time they turn into a bounty from that faction Oh my WOOOOOPS!!! I'm struggling trying to nudge my bedtime back from 4:30AM. I'm confused, what's pale bird feces people? damn maybe thats what I've been messing up Naaaaahhhh I'm good in what universe do you handle children by slaughtering them en-mass? Naggers? Nic Cage is a Coppola? Holy shit! OOC: I guessin it was Liam.. but I am RPing with him.. so I dont know Battleships for example? Bullets to recycle?? .....you had a lot of free time today huh? I just came across that part an hour ago and that never crossed my mind....I...I think it's sullied. Wait, what?? Seriously??? 2 years worth That's A LOT of data Get your fill of this broken ass sneak blur -- there's no way they can leave it like this. Not to mention the infinite skipping stones (allah be praised -- halfling pulling is IN!) and the invis/sneak bug being back, this feels like haynar quality work. But I haven't been keeping up with the updates. No better time to be pulling with a monk though -- get your fill is all I'm saying :3 Could go back to the dark days of 80% FD fail rate at any time damn the chances of getting twins in this sims is pretty low unless you have the reward trait with more kids :)) and i now how had it is to have so many sims in one lot. I had like 6 kids and 2 adults Their boobs were bigger than their heads. So off-balance Well, for gonewildcd some of those posters want the attention, so, meh. As long as a chaser isn't harassing you directly, I don't see too much of an issue, plus I could imagine that some transwomen feel safer with a chaser since the fear of transphobic rejection is non-existent. Also I had no idea that sub existed. It's horrible, I was just there. And it's so fucken dirty! I lost count how many times I saw a pile shit just laying there. I almost stepped in it a few times Sure, I like a few of your cards! When did VS Seeker become a $3 card for the non-RH version, and what would you value the RH ones at? I have my sensitivity all the way up at 100% ' Is your father Nathan Fillion? I would like to see an updated look into homeless growth Not the first time he endures snow, definitely first time THIS happens Grew up in Washington, still can't tell them apart. ALL IS LOST WOAH Silver-Plat aint tried diamonds yet BUT i have ran into a few Diamond Top laners in Normals/ranked before the put in the restriction on the Division i used to Queue with my diamond buddy I thought they survived the crash but died of hypothermia when trying to swim theres the shen.. then theres the shen with practice Its nice to see another shen player i stand by my original statement That's pretty cool. Feels a little mean for some reason though. Like you are preying on him yeah you right, after i re-watch i just release Varric isn't romanceable because he is already with someone ...allememachies. En nog met een blik sardientjes ook. Book stores still exist? what the fuck Obviously... I think my name is broken Wait, the guy dressed as Jesus was **not** the actual video prankster? I feel like a drunk guy attending a conference about philosophy while reading your comments, i can't say i understand them very well How is he getting punished? I'll be honest. I did go to a target not long ago and I did bring a friend of mine who has such a liking to Ike. I had went to the electronic section. I decided to actually test it out. I brought Liss to the male employee. I was out of sight. I was behind the toys. Shocking enough the guy went in the back and walked out with a Pit and when I walked over he asked her if she needed Falcon and Mac. I lost my mind. My friend went home with 3 amiibos. I see. If you want to think more realistically.. (& with all due respect..) you may be losing your mind? Have you thought of seeking professional help, first, about what is going on? Then you can start thinking about maybe some exorcisms of sorts (heh..)--even if it is just a malicious extension of yourself. Seriously, you could be sleepwalking and imagining the whole thing, in a sense. I mean, yes you have seen the footage with your own eyes, but your eyes could be deceiving you. Them teeth how the heck? and suffocate them to death, difference between WXP rank and WvW rank? Mine is on the passanger side. I like it because I can get as close to the pumps as I need without having to worry about leaving room to open my door. Why would you WANT it on the drivers side? Those lyrics though I thought the same! ( research points for ufos that aren't shot at I just checked online (I bought it from the Microsoft store) my 30 days ended yesterday Are you sure there isn't one now? Who the heck even has a back doorbell? This is the first I've ever heard of it Not sure if typo in own username is accident or humor... "You summon a crystal pick to mine the rock" You do realize what you just said is like asking, "Your Mom and Dad are married? As a fellow Shulk main (going by your flair), using Speed is a great way to be aggressive by not attacking. Just running around the stage is enough to keep your opponent on their toes (hell, with Speed activated you actually run faster than Captain Falcon I just reconciled all of my off-budget accounts (all investment accounts, so no need to reconcile them more than once a year). I also noticed my savings account missed a $1500 transaction in November Wow! I've only gotten to 3 generations, and I got bored QB is pretty helpful in a lot of quests other than Izanami or farming exp/catalysts though dude, "light jacket" weather is like 60's and above for me but they're wearing a hoodie so that means they are cold WOW, i never realized just how many Popes were actually killed! Thats crazy! Pope Clement I: Martyred by tying a rope and anchor to his neck and thrown to sea! that can be taken the wrong way Wait, Civ 5 is an RTS? I thought it was a 4X strategy game. That's probably true, but it's also a bad habit to get in to! I'd suggest Blink > Sblade in most situations. At the time you bought it it didn't matter anyway you could have just bought Armlet \\___ Mom's a nurse. She's learning so many new things. Apparently the term "prodromal labor" didn't exist back when she was in school in the late 80's. That other BD...... is it with Kotori by any chance? And I never said it always happens... I said that it's possible, in reply to awesomedude's comment saying that it's not possible. I don't even know why we're still having this conversation. And that footwork Maybe it was his? Faith in humanity restored Why... can't people... just call... each... other.... You are everywhere sadly i was able to change it. i was building a "teleport chamber" and now my spawn point is somewhere else What? Seriously? The same thing happens here! Trying to load my SDB looking for a training cookie...and it logged me out Jesus. So then it's a 10/10 reach for 5GG? What really bothers me is that she went out without any underwear, and later he removes her panty Better O_O than (( I might need help, thanks for making me aware No, you stop looking at me! Dragon's Milk is so good. Seriously What did I just watch Holy shit that accuracy I didn't realize that was the case, looks like I wasted 600 gold 500k seems low to me I'm going to be there tomorrow No Soraka But Pokemon are considered animals hrm... Performance hasn't come up, but being honest about my number of partners and talking about regular sti testing, I still feel like a 15 year old buying condoms people really like reading about tentacle/alien sex? Holy shitting hell! It looks like Smaug's lair up in this bitch dat tyr Rita? as in Tales series collab? The cables, THE CABLES I read the attacking line up and I was all Microwave says 11:10 =O I thought this was extended until January??? Keys are darn expensive? they've always been $2.49 last i remember Sorry, I forgot to add you earlier really? Hello! Hope you get well soon A world of difference. Congrats and a worthy milestone. I can't wait until I lose enough for a bikini. The what? You want H3CZ to lock them in the house forever??? But are they all in on Wisenhunt? Why? She looks like 14 dude Eli looks amazinggggg Why yes, I believe it would be. Huh, can't say I'm particularly surprised. You remember the big thing with Langston Hughes' band teacher, too? I was there for that. *Has focus blast, physcic, and thunderbolt at max pp* # We had been dating for 4 months, had lived with each other for 3, and were at a tea shop with his sister when he accidentally blurted out that he loved me. My eyes were " That is scary. The height of the bar, and for such a low BW Imagine a Zed but with like no lasers in his head.... I was watching and I still have no idea why a penalty shot was awarded. Can someone explain it to me, maybe? Yeah you know I've never seen a PM Bowser at Xanadu BTW HI GUYS. I'm playing Assassin's Creed Unity while talking in here and watching the game. I feel you man! PM has so much hype, and the MDVA region is sooooo good at the game A gay movie with a diverse cast?! Am I the only one who read the title of this post? I've had friends I hug and then well into hanging out I notice brown stains on their shirt.. Did you have to travel back in time for that monstet? This thread looks like a strand of Christmas lights 25mm is on the larger end of knot sizes Ganon v Falcon is such a fun matchup ffxi has by far my favorite video game music. the ronfaure theme is just i mean solo vs solo, 3 total though Please tell me this isn't real.. my eyes are like saucers right now. Well if that was the case, then why did they bump the Vex Mythoclast to 323? 3+3+2= 8, not 7. Like you said, they couldve easilly made it go up to 322 to equal 7, but they didnt. So as much as it sounds like a good theory, idk if theyd do that mistake...but if it is true and the next update bumps the weapon damages up to around 360, then it would completely defeat their originally theory since 3+6=9 and already passes 7. Unless it would be 362, whre 3+7=9 -2 = 7 WE SHOULD! I'm more surprised that the vod isnt muted with all that music They... Are awesome Ugh just traded my M9 Urban masked MW today after trying to trade it off for 4 days solid Gundam 00's Quantum Gundam would probably be victorious , shit uses quantum particles and can even travel in time I was really surprised she didnt get killed off at all during the entire show ... maybe this is why it was canceled ....the director didnt like it Well, there are two ladders now (Ranked and Unranked) So your advice is to let people fuck with you because if you defend yourself they might retaliate? DAMN... i JUST did this in game before saving and coming to reddit. That's a javelin? Am I too late for some gold? Who would ever use their real name on reddit It doesnt matter we want it Oh my God. I just had a thought. I could write a script, that would right click 8 times, mousewheel down, right click, mousewheel up, repeat. With the right delay, my Ars Magica 2 mana will stay full, and I can go make a sandwich, or go to work, or book a flight to Hawaii or something, come back, and have 65 million life points in my bedrockium drum. x8 gold Wait so do you have black alistar So.... $7.50? But.. But I felt it here in Manila... I never realised it was that bad over there. I'm from the UK and get <100 when playing on NA servers I never knew the sandstorm effect stacks. Whoaah if it is coincidentally same, i'd be surprised, since the chance is very small gimme your mana Helpful? Touchwiz is pretty heavy, but if a brand new phone with s800 is really 'lagging' you should get it replaced, man. 1600 DP What did he say No. Ew. Hmmm, you know, idk if mine was total or on my main... I nearly had all 11(?) classes to 90 when i quit.... Wait... What...? I don't suppose I could get a guild invite sometime my first 'conda had a 186,000cr bounty, no shields and 50% hull. special thanks to Fed security. stock eagle btw, I was like My eyes just now: I think I maybe asked him a few months ago, but I don't remember the answer now. Together What the hell kind of shows do you watch? I have no idea how it works. Some of my cars have it saved ikr? OMG I never saw that commercial! What's with that package name? I have you tagged as "reposter? Or infinity is 8 turned horizontally Hahaha well thanks! I have never in my life seen someone react so off the wall to me answering a question I think you're giving her too much credit I had no idea powdered vinegar was a thing. This is going to change my life. It took 3 people to write something I could have crapped out in half an hour? And here I thought nobody saw that seriously, i know it's not in the best of condition but offering 36 keys is ridiculous. You don't need a 144hz monitor. Just get something with less than 10ms input lag. oh dam wth lol hmm because i also saw a scholar wtih +46 crit +46 accuracy too does this help? how do i achieve that lol i mean those were his finals stats in zodiac so how do we derive from this O_ Whats with all the gold thrown around? > Also, cine spune satul, dar nu comuna? 10 baht coconuts? It's a legacy skin? Oh wow, never knew about this cakeday thing I found one locally with a BLACK roof and seats. I was like I have absolutely no idea what's going on Yes. But they consider anything an act of war. The worst they'll do is shoot a missile at an island with no people or maybe even turn off their fax machine to South Korea If I had to watch a movie called The Last of Us, then it'd be no problem. I don't mind survival movies like 28 days later or shows like Walking Dead. Its just when I'm in control of a character, is where I feel like I AM THE CHARACTER. I haven't touched the game for weeks now because I'm in the part where you try to get the generator running, and a fricking bloater comes out of nowhere. Long Island? I think we might be brigading. Wait you actually like those as opposed to the Kings ones? Lol Wtf? I had biryani for dinner. o.o Might be yours. Mine is white/white to blue/blue. WOW! Yours didnt come with a little flag that you can plant in your square foot? but... I need to sleep wtf had happened? How do people afford to do shit like this That's got to be the first time I've seen Trebuchet in at least 12 years I have no words for how awesome this is. The batter life is also so consistent. On my N5 I could get acceptable battery life one day and terrible the next, everything held constant. I went to Toronto on a business day trip a few weeks back and got snowed in for the night. No charger? No problem. Read+music on my flight out, facetimed back home that night, (albeit airplane mode with WiFi while in Canada to avoid international data rates), read+music on my two flights back. 30% when I got back home A Console Killer PC? I have a 4mbit line and I get ~420kb/s ( > A Console Killer PC? why would a smurf instaleave 15 games in Bronze League? When my wife and I shower together it seems to take twice as long Sweet mother of Gaben How could a VPN possibly lower your ping DAMN that comments section is scary... Most important, GW1 had 20 dances at this time while GW2 still has 5... That is fabulous. Your lashes are so longgggg ( Keto will get you there in no time. Been on it since May 11th 2013.. I've lost whole people. i did the same on christmas eve. turn 27 in the middle of january. dafuq did I just read? I'm pushing 30 and I still live like I'm in college. Physical decline is not something you need to worry about at 23. Unless your like some fat, balding, alcoholic, drug addict, 19 year olds I know...knew. Fuck it, I still look 25 I'm gonna ask a girl out and so far I've told everyone but her Oh my %DIETY, that's a thing? I remember doing it as a 12 year old kid and thinking " What kind of anal plugs have you been looking at? Rin's creeping on her in the background I have a Raden 6670 and I've never crashed ever playing HotS (I've had pretty much 1-2 Anub'araks in every one of my games too). Btw, it doesn't even allow me to turn Indirect Shadows on for some reason Those Boise St. Fans look pretty homely really? so i just dump every single stat point into LUK? wow that many updates? ahoy (o_ so McD is actually good for weight/strength training? She have a name How can your kitty be so serious and have what appears to be his back paw over his head? (>O_O)> RELEASING BLOOD MOON THRESH OR RIOT (> ...who the fuck is this that you want to do this to?? Yes, How'd you know as a UK national now living in Valencia (and during that brief snow 3 years ago), hearing your story is super surreal I think you can buy source access for a lump of money, but I doubt they'd go that far to add VR support to this game It's like every other FFXIV player is a great artist. You're definitely doing something right Wow, she even LOOKS like a severely mentally retarded girl. there shouldn't be any import fees. Who said there was helix x dome??? Holy crap, what have I done. You have cake day on January 1st. What made you create a reddit account on New Years? woo sexy sexy, don't get sharked That leather is sooooo sexy You kill crabs? Jim Schwartz can float thatd be pretty awesome.. water balrog I thought you were overstating it, but jeez I'm just a bit annoyed that there's so much holiday celebrations where I live, so I wasn't able to use my holidays to write as much as I want to. Rest assured though that our progress is getting better than ever, especially since Day 6 is _finally_ getting programmed into the game (man, how long did that take Damn, I graduate this year Holy shit when Sonny hit that note!! Well, Xerath has mastered the arcane to the point of shedding his mortal body to become a being of pure energy. I have no doubts he can do whatever the hell he wants IS this how people change their HUD Color? I always noticed the different colors and thought it might be their ships! Man... so many hateful amiibros here They look like they could be related At first I thought you were in 1B SoftEng with 95% average I was like I know So I realize this is kind of unrealistic, but right now, my goal is to catch up with Detective Conan by 2016. I just started it yesterday. how do you have red eyes? Forget? I never knew that. Holy shit you posted on the 1st this month. I don't know much about art, but if I wanted to get this to put up on a wall, how should I go about it? They won't send me like a poster of it right I'm barely even a casual SNSD fan but some of these are reaching No guarantees there... a big friends-and-family party across the alley from my apartment just turned into a three-cop-car brawl. koth_harvest isnt community Oh my goodness that's the actual title I'm not hungover, I've just been up till 5 AM :P I should really sleep and then what happened next?.... but the course was an English course about Homophones. I too would like to know the reason behind doing faimon normal 1 instead of faimon hard 1 when on exp booster.. part of the "fun" Sharon doesn't look like herself here got my 2nd one after 2 more runs Hah, yes, I can see the Daily Tele totally doing a front page spread describing her as literally Hitler. Huh? what do those three even have in common I've never threatened anyone with suicide before. You've never taken advantage of all the times Xur visits? Seen nothing you've wanted? Masturbation in train? Gold 3. Still only play casual because no balls for competitive. Need help. Eu I love that wat moment, he just realised what he said and even he is like Oh dear, how old? We're dealing with the terrible twos right now.. I thought people exaggerated it O_OOO_O_OO_O_ you got isaac's heart and you call yourself a noob? Relevant username and only some of the book covers Man, that's intense isn't that how it always looks? And they are using a selfie stick MatMos is updated? SHhhhhhh.....I would never do that Then what are they wiping with?? 2900 money You mean there's more than one new year One time I died from APHE in Tiger H1 that exploded on my my track Is Battlefront confirmed on PC????? Crazy thing is I didn't purposefully try to make this one the 150th when I changed from everyday to every other day it just happened Whats with them Shadow Amulets? Wha... I'm never taking advice from a person who manages to squeeze You can take the dog! Please.... :P he's cute and fluffy too! And a hassle Mine shows 25/06/4255 too Instead of downvoting can someone actually answer my question, since I'm genuinely confused? don't worry... IF chelsea scores one more they're back in the game... I do tai chi and yoga... nothing cool. I can't even hit a fly with a fly swatter. I doubt I can catch one with chopsticks. I use too many emoticons for a grown ass man. D: :D (_ _) T-T Wow, ohmura takes the first place You had to get to level 31 before realising the problems with the game? Seriously? > You had to get to level 31 before realising the problems with the game? Seriously? Is it just me or is his channel back again That's so weird. I've played this game since day one and I noticed this just today right before opening this sub Frozen 2 doesn't seem so impossible to me You know how in the all the spy shows they have that injection that makes you tell the truth. Do those really exist? Wearing a big brown leather jacket I have V&H and live on the East Coast O_O XD <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 XXXXXDDDDDD O_O_O_O_ Yup, once a code was going on and during it a lady in a bed who could clearly see what was happening got her lunch tray delivered and started having a hissy fit about how it was an "outrage" that she got chicken when she had ordered fish and demanded to see a patient advocate right away. But Mister starts with an M You realize this is /r/startrek not /r/starwars Metal? How long did you heat for? I thought robots have no souls Bite of 87/Pacman was made in 1987 I remember once watching Disney Channel and the shows were all running ~10 minutes out of schedule It wasn't? Where was it? Cause they had a temple of time in that game... Says the guy with at least $10K of empty alcohol bottles in his basement study? sansadin Oh shit. OH MY GOD! This Eli is just perfect !! And they are both so pervy The site mentions 4-6k damage. Is...that even tankable in an exploration frig like the Astero? i pretended that my apple juice in food tech had fermented and was thus alcohol. I proceeded to act like a loud drunk for the next hour and a half, in an attempt to impress my class mates into thinking I was hip n cool Write with a pen? Hah! Really spooky take on it! This explains a lot! where are u from, i think i know you What happened to entering this contest? I haven't played too many muds and I haven't played since right around the time I shut down my BBS. great specs! dat 4TB Black tho When you had it, did your babe show any aversion to nursing on that side like maybe the milk tasted funky? Because when I've read that on another site all I could think of is that the milk (or in my case colostrum) is "curdled" So who's loading then? Is that a Jack of Spades from a Bicycle Shadow Masters deck paris viv is 50? Or did you want a pricecheck? Strangely enough my birthday Oct 22 is not on there Just when I start to aknowledge him as overpowered and unkillable, he actually dies Ahhhh that's an interesting interaction. I wouldn't have thought of that, but it does make sense. Shame your opponent didn't just make the since when Ascendancy targets creatures? You've misread the 'window' bit; he meant he had a 'window of opportunity' during which he could talk to her alone. Climbing through a window to get her would be way creepier What just happened imao? How dare you Smoking, from a pipe/bong/etc, hits me way quicker, but vaping from the mflb is so damn smooth and easy that I can't imagine another way. Love the wood box and simplicity or natural aspect of it. Compare this to a plastic or encased device where you just see an LED. Wouldn't mind trying a PAX or something else though, just really like the mflb. Kind of like using a juice box lol. Brings back the childhood memories, not that cannabis was involved. You run a stock cooler with that set-up How...how would you even clean this when it gets dirty without damaging at the junk on it? 6'5" 250 QB This is beautiful "hey coastermaniac, whyd you closed the browser lets look at it together..." Tell me your secrets Why do you need clips to be 300 fps? O_O_ oh gosh i know! I just started crying while everyone around me got all joyful and drunk, I was like OMG i'm going to be a mom Oh, man. A little late to the game, but this is a story about my niece. My sister and her husband deliver food baskets through their church every year around Christmastime. At the time, my niece was 4 and didn't totally grasp the concept. My sister told her they were going to deliver food to those who don't have any / can't afford it. When they arrive to the first house, my niece makes a bee line to the fridge, opens it up, and says, "Mommy, they have food???!" Watch Guude. What drag feature? Uh I didnt really consider this before, but based on what we learned in Cassandra's quest, are seekers technically abominations? Are their powers from the spirits of faith? And thats why they can't be possessed? OOC: Awkward moment when I actually live near the town this takes place in Well, I understand that, and I'm familiar with the var thing.. But I still don't get why things like "IMyTerminalBlock" have to be such long words. lol Couldn't they have named those functions something shorter? What's with that "IMy" stuff on everything? Is that part of C# syntax or something? Silver elite master looking for a mentor. (> Well that's just stupid. didnt he make AC power? asin the power thats provided to everyones house? Do you mean you made the underwires wider, by chance? I'm confused how you would make them longer. That is utterly fucking terrifying Any reason why luther is not top tier in your list? I shower, and then go back to bed > Any reason why luther is not top tier in your list? i was disconnected for a while I can say the same... At least, from 4-5 years ago Want!!! Thanks. That sounds sensible and not at all misogynistic. I'm scratching my head trying to figure out how this is related to korrasami too Relevant username? Still can't get over how this is OSU's third QB. If you're playing Gnar you should be the one bullying Officially creeped out when he said "I'm not going to wipe away because I hate when people do it." seriously wtfs that link at the bottom i almost had a heart attack People who say their teenage years are the best have never been a teenager. thats one big mustache I don't think StatTrak Dragon Lores exists... but if it did, can you even imagine the asking price for one of those? Same as well, the synopsis always takes the longest. Met one guy in my internship program who said he had to read about 10 scripts a day for MGM Honestly i will much prefer a 7vs7 over 10vs10 because 10vs10 will be a mess and with leaver that will be so unfair imagine a 5vs8 Yep. All the inbreeding has led to... this Indian or South Asian??? are you BILD? Nathanos Blightcaller! Not only is he one of the most badass characters from Vanilla, I remember forming raids to defend him against Alliance raids, but he also has this really close connection with Sylvanas that goes beyond that of the average Forsaken. His devotion to her, rivals my own I want one It can't be to scale can it? The Grand Canyon is almost 10 miles wide. That's 16,000 blocks. This is interesting I... I missed the connection. I swear Ritz did that in the past year with their regular crackers. I remember seeing the old and new sized packages on the shelf at the same price and going, "... 4PM? What? Not now That's one big-ass "puppy"... Dat Chad Marshall rant. Fuckin' answer me /u/Autowikibot ! without abilities Myself. It's like a whole different world on cable TV and things that have commercials. I can't believe people willingly subject themselves to those sorts of ads/thoughts/ideas to watch TV. Wait there is a spice called butt rub ( Was that considered an "explanation"? My computer screen, keyboards, mouse, my cat, my hobbit and LOTR book set. I think my dad and mom can go out by themselves Oh wow, idk if this is awesome or not. It's well executed but dat design Been testing it out, so far, it's runs smoother than my local drive did. Not ironic, sorry. Ok but where does it lead So Awesome! I don't mean to sound like a prick, but did anyone feel that this was a promotional way to advertise his books? Got to the one picture about how he didn't marry the girl and I was genuinely smiling. Then got to the part about his hobbies and stuff and really didn't think much about the author part. I seriously thought when I read "I am happy most when: 'I am with my mom'" and thought to myself oh man OP lost his mom :(. Then OP goes on to say that he teared up when he wrote that he wanted to be an author when he grows up А там что, что-то другое написано? There's *untasteful* glitter? I was torn between upvote for observation or downvote for comma splice (pro tip: use a period here), but upvote wins... headlight switch "on" does not necessarily mean lamps are lit. I blame the OP; "it's lights were on" can be interpreted either way... furthermore, the possessive pronoun in the family of "my", "your", "her", and "his" is actually "its". "It's" is a contraction of "it is"... just sayin'. So which part of the US do you live in? It's so big compared to England there are 3 chatroom ? I got my Fiance into it. Kinda. He's never got into a TV series before this because he can never get into them. Hes been watching it slowly and he finally got to S4 e8 "Too Far Gone" last night about a year after starting TWD. I couldnt wait to see his reaction to that episode as Hershel was one of his favourite characters however he really doesn't show any emotion through it (ugh) and the most I got out of him was "poor Hershel man". He was completely enthralled in the episode tho. He then went on to pick faults with the episode when it finished and said how shit the Governor arc was. This is trippy, I can't tell if I'm making it go back and forth or if the gif is doing it for me 1 million...people? I find my own fart disturbingly pleasant. I am 5'7" Nope! It erases very clean! Also I'm not drawing on the walls. There are times that it really sucks to be out of the country. What if this is one of the stories that dissuades us from the truth ...Risky click? Definitely weird! I can't believe what I've just read! people asking questions? They look like they're in pain I mean...rule 43 right... I matched with her too What if they AREN'T friends? God no. Have you ever seen a busy Twitch chat with no sub mode? Did you just call yourself a retard? Not a single Orion ? Steam doesnt do that Not a single Vulcan? how do people get kills with the hand flare ( I'm aware that it happens, but it's never happened to me? How about you write what it's about in the title? You had Hawke and Alistair in there with you? Oh God, I don't know if I could make that decision in the end... Yeah my friend drinks like a 2L of Coca Cola or a sugary soda over 1-2 days How is the world is that 16? Holy crap I know this girl I actually lost a game yesterday as mill vs control warrior. The new worgen finish combo caught me by suprise, 20 damage in one turn I Think you are not so "adarsh" as your username suggests Game 2 I was quite happy with the MAS-345 until I tried measuring wall voltage with it, and it showed ~3VAC. That version of dead star though The fuck are you talking about, that bathroom is clean No no no. The most ridiculous part? He DOES like raw onions. Doesn't like them cooked. MFW That defensive potential.... That's weird. Damn, I whished I had started doing a core skeleton ship, like in Star Control 2, and had a bunch of pods saved in projectors! Wich side r we doe? Does that make Brother the Mayor? And Buddy Ms. Bellum? this shit cant be safe to have around Förvisso, det blir alltid konstigt att diskutera sådant när när en stat är närvarande A lot of people in here look like MSU fans and most of them don't have a Lions flair. Side note: I find it strangely ironic that the man overwhelmingly responsible for dismantling Hockey Night in Canada claims to be a historian > was quite happy with the MAS-345 until I tried measuring wall voltage with it, and it showed ~3VAC. Just got disconnected from in-game who the hell is that Wow, looks a bit like the emoticon Pusheen too! Except emoticon Pusheen is really fat Me too XD Wish they'd make a new game in the series. Imagine it with updated processing power and graphics Just did it for the first time yesterday, can confirm. Took 4 hours As opposed to an underwater air cable? I tried on wedding dresses today 125 dollars That...that's a really awful design for any toilet What in all the sweet crispy fucks... I would hope vaping is allowed at a vape shop Wait free talk live has cantwell on the show now? I called them a few months ago because of a drunk guy sitting in my building yelling shit about where something is. He was banging on doors too. So glad he didn't get to mine. Once he got outside I called but he was gone by the time I saw them drive by. So I didn't call this time because the guy was gone and I didn't see him again while I was up (until 4 Thats a pretty long list .. and I'm pretty sure we can expect some more reveals at E3. Who said there was nothing to play on Xbox in 2015 ? I'd always expected to be foreveralone^tm but apparently some people had other ideas... I do at least 1.5 hours at a gym Meh, sometimes the stress or the personality changes can be connected to the pregnancy. But ya, still not the kids fault directly, should've worded that better i got more money out of steam than i put in Gratz! But who is Flipsid3 tactics What Babies are always crying ... you can't really tell if they're terrified unless they have a Daily adderall user here - you're making me wonder if Ensures are cost-effective enough to live on as a poor college student At first I thought this could be a case of the 'ol uppercase I letter L thing, but they really do all have the same name. I can't believe how many penalties we're picking up this game. Wow, that's cool. [The hell kind of aim does Rook have? wait you got two scrolls? thought it was one Holy shit, Eller looks exactly like his older brother. Do you think that Trinity learned how to fly a helicopter entirely through muscle memory hacks? Do you think it's some kind of super burger? I'm assuming In & Out is a burger place...we don't have them here I actually start to highly doubt that there is a decent reward from this at all... even getting turrets seems already like a jackpot Those roads are a blast to fly down. Dirt bike people look at my car like Wait, has he actually good at this point? You aren't as innocent as you look... are you... its on the steam market actually i don't get you can be ban from a game? Thanks Be strong. Easier said than done, but sometimes you just gotta go "Full Curmudgeon" and tell the naysayers go fuck themselves right in the ass. If you have something to say that you think others might benefit from hearing, then I say STILL POST IT. I think it's still 100% worth it to post some compelling information even if a shit ton of asswipes try to shit on it because even in the midst of all those naysayers, there might be one or two people that look at the information intelligently and end up going There's only one reason needed, the fact that you think Rick would ever even consider killing Coral Yeah, the Frontier Hunter Mandragora enters Oh god! That would have to be my worst nightmare!! ^And ^*least* ^of ^all ^because ^I ^don't ^even ^have ^a ^uterus.. ^ Dear lord, if it's double my number of dogs, I really hope the bill doesn't end up being double our last visit What if we all smell *terrible* but we've all become accustomed to it? WTF!? So don't watch any imperialist propaganda. Watch NK propaganda. If that shit is not some of the scariest shit you've ever seen then I have no idea where you are coming from. I mean the endless parades, mass rallies, absurd and absolutely absurdly expensive spectacles, vast hallrooms of geriatric generals ballroom dancing with each other over nationalistic military elevator music, children crying in front of statues of a hereditary dynasty, music videos of beautiful women singing pop songs about how they love toiling in factories...it's a complete and utter mindfuck, and that is just the stuff they *want* you to see. If you didn't do any physical activity, no funky smells or some perfume is great. If you did workout or sweat, then its normal to have some slight odor but not that kind of odor that comes out if you didn't put on deodorant. You sick fuck some buffet restaurants cost that much thing is i did use tier 3 aigis (the one that makes you imoobile) but he still grabbed me Because I'm too busy doing all of the ketamine and MXE. Who has time for anything else!? I have never noticed a smell at all... W....where does it say it was already sold lol "1 not working, might as well try whole sheet.... XD Wait You're younger than I am? O_o Thank you! Sorry for "ignoring" the first trade invite. Apparently, if you pick up an egg right after getting a trade invite, it makes the invite disappear and you can't bring it back up again. I hope the Jirachi has its ribbon or no They have the whole cast!? I'm don't know what the reason for it being in the bed was but I'm pretty sure it violated the warranty. Holy shit, U-haul is only charging $15 for 6 hours idk if u didnt notice but MW Blue Steel rising in price your B/O is super low Why not focus on the Wind Brownie? It's basically Sieq and Soha rolled up into one. In what universe does it work that way, exactly? i never lost keys in any trade Well I still didn't puke or anything, but this is **way** worse than OPs picture ....the things I've seen. Thank you! I'm already scared! What about starcraft players Love ball Caterpie? Is that a Bong Hum. Can you send me a message with the video of you eating it when it comes out Oh didn't know that I want these Okay, es fühlt sich an, als wolltest du mir widersprechen, aber inhaltlich sagst du das,was ich meine I can login, without registering account first **steven** a 6 iv adamant entei with E speed. but i doubt you have one. do you have one? So connecting fixes the problem but when you connect during fusion it doesn't?what?Is that connect FAKE? I had to go there...for you guys wot? is he alive? I thought he died in the 80's, like John Belushi Oh honey, that's horrible. I'm so sorry :( I have a high risk of miscarriages, it's already happened twice and I didn't even know I was pregnant. That twitch The only time this works is when the other person is at or above your level of thingamajig-love. Husband's cousin and I have been trading increasingly esoteric cooking gifts. Öhm... hmm... jetzt wo du's sagst... Why're you in a topic for episode 35 We're not some CSI: Miama [* I have enough trouble making normal conversation for 5 minutes. The hell am I going to talk to a baby about? Yes.... Nocturne is... bad... right now... NOBODY TRY HIM And made it worse Because then there would be 4 boobs jiggling differently Omg you are so pretty I guess that's because they get into starvation mode pretty fast if they can't keep their sugars up... He would probably be even fatter after a year in his doomsday shelter... RESISTANCE? Oy vey. So true. Wait what, Karl is a demon (or at least someone from Ishglia or whichever it's spelled)? My gym had a techno remix of adagio for strings on the other day I have one guy I don't know who is frequently (few times a week) sending me invites. His stats are... not very good. But hey, I'm not an unicum either, just decent-ish 1300 WN Joe. Am I stalked? Cringeworthy knife technique. But I like the ideas. I'm still trying to figure out how the last one worked I didn't ...what the hell is going on in this thread? These gets banned of twitter and facebook all the time. Is there nothing in reddit rules charter banning this kind of nonsense? It's amazing that that wall is holding, considering it's height, the length and the fact that save for the interal strength it doesn't appear to be reinforced whatsoever. A ship moving past isn't going to help either. Honestly you should just be selling this item for actual cash. It is far too valuable to use or give away What about expressing the opinion that some races should be "gased"? Umm, I think you may have accidentally made the preview pictures public on Imgur. I've been playing with a friend and his RL friends lately. Mjollnir on Bristleback, Yasha on Necrophos. You're talking to a mod. I do not want this dude working anywhere near a changing room. What if your mom watches? Haven't seen anything on KiA yet, which makes sense since they're only against the doxxing they're not doing. That dude stole the joke as well. First time I saw it was on a t-shirt a couple months ago. It's origins may forever remain a mystery What are coupons? This case is a magnet for dust! In person it looks OK but when I saw the photos... What thing? The car? Are you telling me she's totalling your car once a year? Well no of course not - you don't have to claim on your insurance Wat Have you *heard* the Halo 5 announcer? Or *COD*? Holy balls. What is wrong with me that the only reason I clicked was to see the pictures Just did it and it worked! My mind can't fathom how that worked out, considering that the X button was working on the UI Maybe someone or *something* let Dorian out of the house into the parking lot? I watched the 300 sequel with my wife last night. Any sex scene with her in the room is awkward and that's my wife... I've known this forever from a friend. I thought it was common knowledge made me check my score... better gaming graphics than regular graphics IGN: Religion hmm, but then that team has only 4 rows, compared to if i stuff it with say freyja, valk, marine rider, meimei, that would essentially do more dmg with 3 combos of 2 prongs. doing rows and doing 6 combos at the same time is hard to do(especially for me, altho i never tried to attempt to do such a thing) especially with the wasted space so, exactly why is a row osiris team better than a prong one? Jim Cramer and Louis CK look so much alike... So much random porn I... dont know I had my butler try to seduce me HMMMM. Well I'm going to infect and EV train and see what happens i suppose. Even more disturbing is that after your comment I went back to check. because my brain is fried from too much amazing sex What streams are you watching? It told me to buy a bunch of fps games, which I don't really play. > That's the longest sentence I've ever read What canon breaking sneaking suit? Oha is that what I think it is When I was still in Philippines, I worked at a cafe of 5-star hotel in Manila when this middle eastern guy ordered a regular lunch from our menu and then kept ordering for small side dishes. Everytime I serve him, he tried to make conversations with me which I gladly answer whenever I am not busy. Later on he told me if I wanted to marry him and said that he will treat me like a princess in his country. I asked a fellow waiter to switch tables as I was already creeped out At least he was being careful. Could've been one of those people who puts diesel into their petrol fueled car most of those are Rs though but yeah lol. my 6 smile Nicos are all in my smile team, and the 4 pure Nozomis are all in my pure team.. so im waiting for cool Elis now? I am so utterly confused. Teacher gone crazy, killing his students, but other teacher isn't afraid cuz is not her students? Does this drop system really work? 700 isnt that what i just said Uhhhmm... Why do most of these pictures show a board with a layout that is very different from the one the gamergate 8chan subchan thingy whatever? Is there something Im missing? TIL Alcoholism kills 500,000 Russians a year. Ho-lee shit. Oh dear God. I never thought of them. Who are these guys and what did they do to OpTic I feel like I'm in such good company. Just watched the season finale yesterday for the 3rd time through the season since getting my free trial of netflix last month Wait, is the guys' face in the background picking his nose a photoshop?? I feel like having access to magic should keep me safe. I mean, I can basically hold a permanent campfire in my hands "...that's hot. *door to room opens* CRAP A PARENT *clicks out quickly but it freezes * Whoa. Spoken word artist? For real? You're like... my hero or something... I didn't know your breed existed in the Philippines. To be honest, I was looking all over on how to transmog items. spent a few hours looking for it, I kept thinking since I am not finding it, it was supposed to be a common enough easy to find feature it wasn't worth mentioning. On my current play through I know item X has nearly double or triple the stats, but because it doesn't look cool, I am sticking with my cool looking item. It certainly has made for some serious insane hard mode like fights with rifts. The first dragon fight with all lvl 1-5 gear was certainly a holy shit mode. beat it, but I used that feature where you press R2 to move forward in time thing. Every, second, counted. Haha can't blame you. Thomas Davis doe... I wanna tame it ! You bought a Lindley jersey? I remember me and my friend watching that episode for the first time stoned as hell... the slow look we gave each other when it was finished... If your wife was writing to Gemma, then who did Gemma write to? Am I the only one who's kinda worried because of that? Love the Syndra ones, but gotta say...what the hell's going on in #33? TIL Jennifer Beals is black. Wow, I really do appreciate the kind words! And you are right: it was pretty intimidating! Huh, how interesting! I only ever do it if it's a novelization of a book or a film wherein the actor or actress playing the relevant character had a particularly distinctive voice. Otherwise, reading translates into a sequence of images for me, without any real focus on the words. Wait, did people actually think that was me? is that real? is this supposed to be a video or something? But Monday isn't Thursday What are you doing that requires 40+ tabs? I am going to try to EV train a pokémon with this fake strain, and hopefully it will go smoothly and everything will work out All of them... Yes, yes it does. Maybe not so much if you have kids though your dad is sick dude What if you did it by your last year's amount to the zero power? Aw, damn. The QT Titan Have to admit I hate him too - but only when I'm against him Did it also predict agreance? Mah Gawd is that alter foiled japanese mother of runes Whoa, that's 5am my time. How did that not go in? Partners and I can confirm this, smell too... Looks fine to me Flaxx with a smack on Big Ben's "concussed" head.... So for 10 dollars you can download every single monstercat track ever? How is that something you get informed of and not asked about? Enemy. Jake Gylennhal (butchered that) is superb. And the end of the movie will leave you like " ha WTF That map is super cool though That visual Utah here, a nicer neighborhood in the Salt Lake valley. Own a 4200 sq. foot 5 bedroom 4 bath on a half acre. I've got a full bar, theater room, karaoke room, mud room, 3 car garage..... $1300 a month. I'm drinking vodka so i'm kinda That'd be a nice feature. There are more than two bathrooms in Disneyland... um.. should i start running As a player with +700 hours Id have to say my 35kills with hand cannons have been the most miserable 35 kills I've aquired. Fuck hand cannons... maybe this post wasn't for me, ill just... see my way out now unless....you've never fapped before Desktops have a off button? I feel like as long as they're doxxing and SWATting people (which they are, multiple times today) we need to be documenting it. Unfortunately, now that all their "moderates" have left in disgust, what's left is the dregs who feel totally justified in doxxing and SWATting people. wait wut, i dont have any gold? i never did shit other than post here So... which way is it actually going? That last pic... Oh for a second I thought he meant his plans got better Yeah... theres like days / weeks of travel time between most of the areas in the game. Like dragon age origins, you're only in ferelden, but you spend so much travel time between major areas that story-wise a whole year goes by. How much time even passes in Inquisition? It should be even more unless you're using fade rifts like portals I'd never seen Su being crucified like that before, and after the suddenness of the way she changed from "dead" to demon for that scream (even if it isn't her actual voice), I'm legit terrified of her wonder whats in the wood folder "Aww, she's so cute, what's her name?"... "KoffeinFlummi" I thought they removed this from the lore left handed I did? What is your TR alt name? Yeah you can play multiplayer on the original. Hard to find games though People still use stewardess? I'm not entirely sure what you want from me at this point, and I'm not entirely sure why you're coming after me specifically when I'm certainly not the only one using waiter/waitress instead of server, pizza guy instead of delivery driver, etc. on the subreddit. omfg what the hell did I just watch Thank you so much for the advice! Your accident sounds scarier if only because you had more time to know it was coming Makes you wonder if that thing's been under the city alive and undetected then what else could be under there? Holy crap, I gotta know who she is Yup. They were just talking about how my Louis Vuitton bag was a fake as I didn't look like I had money by my appearance. Also, I need to lose weight apparently. I was like I actually HEARD the sound effect... > I was like You go to my school too? where do i see the results? Yep that's what it means, and all three added together adding to 4000 is my goal, but strength and defense only to 750 each, so 2500 Health She's a slut even if she was raped...? wtf lol. Those other two, eh... Has anyone mentioned "The Lost Highway"? The beginning was a bit slow and strange and disjointed, but as the movie progresses... Wow. For real? S7 starts in 3 weeks and you asked her that? wait, i thought that dressrosa arc is already setting up for something bigger I wish I could make that cool interior layouts and clutter \*nganga\* Extensive writing background! I almost want to interview you about the ins and outs of publishing, just because of your history working with a publishing house. I don't even think it had a left phalange! You're hair is two hair colors? Looks like Ditto. So you've had it for less than a day and are already bored? It looks like all the other ravens in the game That is scary. That points to bigger problems than can be fixed by closing some physical stores. I hope they are not about to totally fold. wow..sound like a total opposite. omg I'm sure I've seen someone actually say this. Is this sub where G-Ma comes to pick her ideas up? Hoo-boy, I forgot all about that! VHS of a film made in the early '70s, explaining how wonderful things were gonna be at yer new base. Damn lucky I didn't show up with bellbottoms, platforms and a butterfly-collar shirt. I guess people pay him to host them? He's so weird According to a quiz I just found. I'm an owl. But that movie was horrible amazing wait what? its not euros? So.. no golden shower facials from autistic girls??? You should check out his Instagram I think Laskey's funnier because he's all ...dat link karma Well that Transphobic claim came out of no where WTF!! "porn star lay"? How the fuck are you bronze if you're actively trying to work with your team? Yes, when suddenly the much-anticipated event's over, you have to pull the wool over your own eyes, by promising yourself an enticing treat in a few weeks. Vow to paint the drawning room ( I forgot about the castle top bank Like how DBZ did those close up eye-reaction shots. Like normal then wtf. -_-...o_o...0_o...0_0... omg I've been saying it "Skull-uh-ta" all these years Bet or no bet, I usually watch a lot of the games as much as possible. Just, any team in a position like that, and you lose? Like, I'd just uninstall the fucking game. You needed two rounds, that's all. Just completely mind-blowing That armbar at 2:24 is the sort of thing that would make me genuinely frightened to roll with Marcelo Tree assist? What is that? What sort of jeans come with "designer stains"? Well that's what I am doing wrong then... funny how all the instructions I looked at on this issue did not clarify that! ... Wow. How many times do you have to fight a boss to remain calm enough to do stuff like this? Yes Void Fizz... It's soooo creeeeeepy O_O and Fizz No Messi or Neymar? How does compression lead to leeching, though? What if he sleeping Well ain't that a bitch! it isnt mE it is just E lol i love pomf.se do people think its a phising site ** What on Nirn is that? TB comment with the donation:Cancer tried to kill the metal, BUT IT FAILED as it was smote to the ground. \m/ Ah, ttotm, the NSFL sub dedicated to... well, click the link, you'll find out yourself. That's strange... that doesn't look like a penis When reading the article, I was feeling as if I was in an alternate reality ( Actually it makes sense for it to be a mural of Shartan... and we all know who people think Shartan is... But it doesn't really make sense for it to be IDENTICAL to one from thousands of years earlier. Unless he made them both or something princess Celery can eat a sandwich SIDEWAYS. Is Bengals flair faded already? That's awesome. Me and my friends did that a couple weeks ago. We have a friend that's relatively new to the game, bronze 4. But when he plays normals with us we still get matched up against diamonds. One game he gets the luckiest pentakill on Lissandra, we had no idea how to react so we just surrendered I wonder why the game even needs libudev btw Wow... damn what a run Not only UK. It's becoming a thing here in Brazil too and we not even have Thanksgiving I once did something pretty... strange with walls too : I landed a grab (Sobek) right when an ennemy Cabrakan ulted me, and he ended up on his own wall for the whole duration $450? Just for the chasis? I thought they were just singing about how the ants were eating it Spoofy Whaddya- *Dung* I think he means Spotify Too scary... Wait... That's the opposite of what I said its the best gold per meat apparently, and if you level up spare units for the max level jewel while doing that or 1-6 hard youll be able to play forever This needs Kickstarting. Detroit's defense That's gotta hurt having your eyeball tattooied Wait then who does Seattle + GB play next week? Do they not play anyone? But you see the point of this arguement right? xD its not the RNG.. its just shoddy luck and bad positioning Had to check your post history because this describes a friend in college's roommate to a T. He tried to butcher a deer in their bathtub one weekend, was a suuuper weird dude, and was pretty much only good for weed. I thought bringing a dead deer into an apartment was only something this guy would do. Turns out there are more out there like him What happened in this game? I caught literally the last minute of the game (if that much), and was astonished by the score. I'd honestly expected it to be kind of reversed. And you're not a real...clit. ( More like Really? Come on Defence keep them out of our endzone tanks got killed all he time by planes and hey couldn't do anything, how is it not realistic? It can't still crit? But Elite is already out Doesn't move much in battle maybe, but she still gotta walk/run i have mythoclast and Vision of Confluence but no other weapon from vault of glass Because... Of the gypsies...? you serious? Holy shit Firstly, let me state that I make this observation from the perspective of someone who is a reasonably upstanding citizen, who lives in Australia with fairly normal social habits. In all of my life, I have met only a handful of religious people here. I have been to America four times now, staying approx. three weeks each time, on business. Almost everybody I met in America, who I had a chance to chat with, were Religious. Example - me: "What are you planning to do on the weekend?" ...them: "I'm off to some function at our church on Saturday" ...."oooook (wtf?) ive never seen one under 400k Thanks whiteops0, I am new to reddit and I wasn't wondering where I could post this! I really appreciate it! (: I will delete this then and post it on the other sub thingy. The PS2 didn't use save slots. Oh, my poor heart. What has been seen, can never be unseen. Thanks guys - really looking forward to this now. You need a Fan of the Game award, dude. Holy shit, I didn't know my mom had two other children. This person started the game taking a shot every time Virtanen was mentioned by the commentators, then switched to beer after eleven shots in ten minutes. Godla, oh my god. Why is John Denver playing at a hockey game?! That sounds like sub of people who fetish manly people What the fuck is with this Honda Fit commercial... 1-4 normal, like forest stage 4 on normal, is best gold/meat? Not sure I understood you correctly cause somehow that seems ridiculous That crease is insane! Woww we are hair twins. I had blue hair Those Poes in Zelda: Ocarina of Time. When I was 8, those things would randomly appear in Hyrule Field as Adult Link and I'd be like no goatee though Oops! Sorry for the typo. sorry i got disconnected I don't understand it. You live here and hate seafood?!?!?! Hahah XD Kicking and screaming. They have special medicine for that, Nurse! ;) Oh wow. Thats interesting, mind you I was 14 or 15 when I played fable for the first time but from what I can remember I had to wait to have full strength and physique just to find out I couldn't pull the sword....I tried a few more times and I finally got it haha.....maybe you didn't try hard enough holy shit, that last picture Northrend, ALL OF IT. All great bigs always plays for LA. Yeah, those and the Gidbos were really creepy. Bottom of the Well, anyone? ..... I had a roommate bring me to a Chinese market once. I've never felt more out of place in my life. Thanks, I might check out the IRC channel. Haven't realy been on IRC since the late 90s This guy... YOUVE LAUNCHED THE ROCKET! I thought this was a joke until Steam suggested it to me today So creepy You have just started something big! Everything after "a la" you just made up weird Eh? Suit yourself. I didn't have much trouble following the story Holy crap, that 7455K profit Osiris and neith look egyptians. omg yes Umm for some reason i do not seem to have a products directory. It really looks like he was very lucky with that hit--maybe it's just me, but it seems like Šoltés would probably have stayed on his feet if he hadn't run into Rehák. Is that the sign of a good hit or a bad one? I'm honestly confused by how people are reacting to it, because he just bounced off of Šoltés. what's going on with your right leg? What will you do during night? So....people get cats in hopes of ending the pain of the toddlers It's actually NVCC. forget Elza and Zelnite we all need Heidt :D but for real wtf does stats but don't you already have to get up to open the window? When I got the new laptop with a better graphic card I really got bewildered by how good looking the game was What Phew. Just in time for Wednesday! Boy, the price of cool air. So, I guess when I haven't even reached Skyhold at all yet, I've just sort of scratched the surface? Fascinating Stay safe This is amazing I just realised that too, so what happens with that? Lol ouch... I cried Estimated Delivery Date: 25-47 days. Am I the only one who feels Baron will be too weak with this change? I know exactly where to drop it Thanks! Yea it is a beast, though I have seen dudes use like 4.5 or 5 lb hammers one handed Really odd someone downvoted a bunch of us Acutally I'm not familiar with Marvel Legends fb group Oh wow, that's awesome I'm an idiot, I thought this was Lords of the Fallen for some reason. woah A brown dwarf, is well, brown. And purple just ain't a color a star can have ( **Pokemon pokemon pokemon**: almost at 20 kids per week I give you one.. I have 3 Oh god you didn't try to play Bully with mouse & keyboard did you I want to live here Really? I wouldn't want to be in a relationship where those questions are off limits. You have some impressive compression skills So much Gold in this topic yeah, i was wondering how theyd actually manage to reach the same amount of points Yeah, language is funny stuff :) To me, a sherpa means a mountain guide no matter the context, so I had a brief but grisly moment of wondering if they were, um, leather-lined... longpig leather I need than quanum kit....SUCH....JEALOUS.... 11 months out and I keep having the same dreams! Especially where I don't have time to do my hair or makeup because I wake up late and forgot to hire a stylist, so I throw my wet hair in a bun Oh my god, my high school was the same way. One time, they thought I had whooping cough (I didn't, by the way) and they gave me a packet of saltines for it That was my faimon scroll It might have been longer(it was probably longer), I skipped around and he just kept ranting about it in the middle of other things. I didn't want to get hyperbolic how is that Why would Philly be contending next season? Maybe in four years from now but NEXT season nooo that's worse. You never know what's waiting underneath. the question is.... why people think dayz graphics are good?... Yeah, just hit that point - and fuck me - this was the most epic/moving scene I've seen in a game for long time Anti-Mage out of nowhere Holy Fu... Never in my life have I seen a 350 lb Persian! I got visited by a clear glass titan the other day. It effortlessly wiped out 20 dwarves charging it, by just pelting them away. The few that managed to get some hits in, before being flung against the scenery, all had glancing blows. Then my wrestler scratched it in the neck and decapitated it. Don't the Angels already have Vlad's nephew? OK. Looked it up! I...assumed she was just organizing photographs until now, I guess it was so out of place my brain wouldn't even register it(?)...now I'm scarred ya never know.. maybe Gumi been holding back on us Do you have only US server selected? I haven't been in this situation I thought there would be another ultimate skin released?... is it ahri? So that's not a typo? My dad's name is Jim Mann is mans worst enemy.. Try contacting them on facebook! I've heard that's the best thing. And I agree that we shouldn't be punished for receiving something illegit. How are we supposed to know? THEY should try figuring out how to catch the person it originated from. Spend a little less time on NC, TNT! I'm tired of people being punished for shit they aren't doing/aware of. ( I love NC Yeah, Russia does the same thing so that the required % to get a seat is just higher than what the Chechen party can produce. You know, being a russian, I dont know why I hate chechnya... I just do I think I definitely love these sweaters more than our white ones. Sweet baby jesus I still don't understand how on earth people are capable of doing such crazy plays with Flashlight I don't even know what to do with all of these feelings!!!! Godla is the backbone of our team. Basically yes. It's much less disturbing if you believe in a soul because that means the soul probably transfers to the new body. Or maybe that soul dies and the new body has a new soul holy crap. there's one that lives a couple blocks down from me O_O and two lives about a mile or so from me O_O But if she's your wife and I'm married to her... I've had the exact opposite of this- I am deaf so got a pen and paper to write down what I wanted in a shop. The server continued to speak at me. Wow, this is rough on my nerves. I'm a girl and I want that mousepad Where did you go to 6th grade, the Hitler Jugend Elementary? this guy seems to like being stuck in Gingerbread era Lots of words have a long A sound... Super geothermal! We'd have endless power! We could make so much power we'd be rich ... Dick grits Wow, as of 1/5/15 @ 5:58PM, it's split 50% / 50% with 627 votes How'd you manage that? There's a guaranteed Shiny Gyrados in at least one of the games. Oh gosh... that makes me nervous! What a scrum. Do they smell good. Finished my gauges for the Cable Car Coat and started the back piece. I feel like I'm look up the mountain So... all those noodles that have been dropped behind the stove and whatnot... they are never forgotten? Ah yes, Kang. I was gonna include him in the poll, but he's a whole 'nother category of overused A little late, but I'm Norwegian Well it's a holiday tomorrow (today Did... did you downvote me for asking that? Zed? Riven I think the Knicks aren't getting any players Um...sure put my name... My finance usually stays in the bank. Did you just have stacks of dollars in the seat with those eyes watching Aaaaaand Alvarez is injured. Buuuuuuut Cowboy f'n Cerrone got the fight!!!!! Hyped to see what the 2014 Cerrone will do to avenge his 2 losses to Benson. The fact that he's mad at not finishing his last fight too. **350 mods!!!** Are you guys running NASA Tech on it? At least Musk replied, although now the questions are missing My bad. Josie Maran's Argan light is really weird cause they process it differently. My sister tried normal Argan oil and found it too greasy. But thanks for the link to SkinActives. Soo many place to haul Wait wtf, that's a thing? I literally just press yes **every single time** because I'm a fucking troll and I never heard of this. How many people did you kick? i only have 1 bench and why do they think that rest 70% will thank them. why he keeps killing the oracles? Imagine the gta races with missiles "We were bombed by the UK so lets demonstrate against Muslims!"... okay? Blood and bloody ashes, thanks everyone You can edit your posts [ Holy shit @ all the gilded comments ITT. Seriously. "Oh, you were violently sexually assaulted? She probably just assumed you'd be into that. Take some time to figure out what she wants so you can make her happy." thats just bad luck lol. for water, i got 4 lv 15, 5 lv 10, and 4 lv 5. for fire i got 12 lv 15 i thought the artist was painting the "reflections" on the real classic cars themselves and i was like "oh shit awesome". comments had to explain to me the whole car was _A_ painting. What? ...Did you really need to put this as a separate post? I would shit myself. ( 2002 I currently live in the first floor of apartment and have always had a massive, terrible fear of something like this happening. This comment makes me feel extremely unsettling You have an artist to thank. Oh my, you're driving from Washington to Green Bay? Longest drive I've ever had was from South Dakota to Seattle, and that was 21 hours...to green bay you're at almost 30 I think I just became a sports fan ( You're going to wind up dead in a ditch if you get on that plane The sequel is coming. :/ It explains sooo much... Have you seen the "Si2 StartUp" page? Go to the end, it's about creating a brand in one week Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean that is automatic consent for sex. I hope you understand this Diggitydawg8xl and aren't forcing yourself onto others as your comments raise serious concerns. what the heck What happened when you were 10 that required new lungs? Suzuka at 2:18? :O gotto be Suzuka. Little did she know she would take over the world with Kitsune Sama you bet on Ubnited ? I'd say that's an OK bet, considering the information available to decide who to bet on. Though if i heard Ubnited's comms before betting, i would of definitely bet on Kode Agree with me? Is that Haribo? What was wrong with the slasher? Oddly, your friend also woke up with an electric socket on her porch. THX Gameforge! I though RS only referred to shop stocking only when they grabbed each other's shirt If I said you had an amazing body, that would be the biggest understatement of the year Who rinses dishes before running them through the dishwasher? Have I been doing it wrong all these years? "Want to four man gank bot?" i don't have bread and butter, i use chicken and waffles, but they are insane anyway. With rapid fire the combined fire rate is 2000 RPM Unflinching Phalanx And thank you. I ordered his Frontline, some natural flea killer spray to spray around the house, and a flea comb for him. I've prime, so everything'll be here soon. Poor little sweetie. Today was the first day that he's really itching himself, too... I wonder if it has anything to do with me giving him a haircut. Like, maybe I riled them up or something! Is that a...a statement? Interested in a key please One of my friends just randomly bought it off my wishlist for me <3 - Nearly 60GB download Can Boys do the same??? I have been mocked cycling through Beijing with my hairy legs on show. I also had a new girl deliver a Chinese take away recently, who mistakenly thought she had delivered to me before. I jokingly said, "I bet we all look the same, don't we?" She said, "Yeah, you all look the same." >Dale Earnhardt Jr.: 8 I think everyone would. Did he carry round his car collection in the hopes of finding a match? thefuck yes I saw this on page 2 of Reddit main page. I hit a 23.0 one time on halloween night last year..I literally ate ALL the candies! Well, I think it was always this way. I know that in the past you couldn't do videocalls with more than three people but calls were always free as far as I know. Wow The link seems to work now? I didn't do anything to it over here. Are you me? Your answers sound just like mine. Wow. Welcome... Wait, you need to have over 500 hours played? Wooowww... Nice thing you did with that switch, man. Neat idea This is amazing I'll reward myself for being sober by having a drink That fps That fps You're supposed to use toilet paper after peeing?? She had reductions!? Oh god... that foreshadowing I've never even seen a Pizza like that I know people think they're being funny, but seriously, if you do that you're a giant jerk. Oneness state? ...people use washcloths in the shower? First time I've ever heard that Good to know they represent most of us, demographically speaking... Why is that a stock photo? What the fuck, what is wrong with people 7+ years experience with sharepoint. Sounds...spicy.... It just dawned on me that I was there for the largest comeback in franchise history .... So kangaroos invented the assembly line? Well.. I didn't want to imply lol. I did say one of them went missing didn't I. Yep 4 days to 3rd season Is that Kate Moss ??? The name of the subreddit is unnerving to say the very least. so your answer is no and yes? What happened to 42? Yeah, me too. Now? why do all tweets from dota pros appear to be written by children? lol I'm almost amazed that someone out there is officially known as a troll and spammer. And is probably making money out of it. You watched the whole thing Wow...that website is gorgeous Lol, I did; I was just confused as to why the bot randomly replied with a fact about felines (I don't want to trigger it again Stai puțin...Isabellle? Honest reaction (first reaction to this image): WHAT? School's been blown to pieces... I saw that too Well, I mean its still a conspiracy until it is fully known... Then it was a conspiracy. Technically what he said was a conspiracy theory.... Whoa, this some Aphex Twin level of creepy. These masks... Hit me with some money i need it to play poker! Im hooked on the seal again and i have finals tomorrow When you see it... My family is not the huggy type but my boyfriend's family is. They got miffed when I didn't automatically hug every single person whenever I came in or out of the house What just happened? It greatly depends on your hair type. You'd be better off asking your stylist. Still, I'm gonna see if I can get her to do an AmA. This has kinda blown up here. Nice base. B-But... I need that custom sky D: Where did you get it? Sorry, not from the states, but isn't Lake Michigan a...lake? Why would there be Norwegian navy ships and nazi submarines in a lake.. But somehow it IS What are some of these comments? He looks every year of it Wait, how did people not notice that random town was dead? Toddler skin husks so let me get this right, please forgive my ignorance. you take a shit and then do a combo of rinsing your ass with the watergun and wiping it with your bare hand? do you then flush and waddle over to the sink with your pants around your ankles and turn on the sink with the one clean hand to wash your shitty hand??? seems like you might as well just shit in the sink. You spent over a grand during the steam sale I don't believe my eyes, people are catching on this comment was up voted.. Holy shit. i turned 21 on the 5th too Uhm... it actually seems the 30 is a better deal than the 25 from before... It is though, the aim assist completely ruins my flow and I just feel like something is tugging on my crosshair. I cannot tell you how many times an enemy was one shot from death and some teammate runs past causing my cursor to follow them, preventing me from getting the kill and leading to me dying first. Why would you know my own gaming experience better than I do..? But...but...but...reddit has told me I'm not allowed to dislike it I just counted all 57 of my subreddits in the dropdown. wow your body is as hard as your massive dick Dota2 player? You... don't read on the toilet? What do you do, poop there? so now give me back my skins from alsenVSeliminacja match???? this is a terrible joke that's a little relative. Some of the workstations our end users have are 12-core, 128gb RAM machines. our LOW END are 16gb apple machines I've fused at least 100 BBUP units into my 6* Elza and have only gotten her BB from 1 to 2. What's going on? I guess they get well paid Saw it. Never saw the picture pop up on this reddit. Had to share. I didn't know you could trade eggs. Wait.....that's *-counts-* THREE HANDS?! What are you, a monster? Which slot are you still missing?I myself have only 7 open on my main even... Still missing 3 lvl 20 profs and Rank 3 result on anything. I guess you also sleep a lot less then me if you can get them in 3x , that's 18 hours from waking up to going to sleep I get it and I chuckled, but the other guy's comment made me think and I have to agree. It starts off as a joke, but then it manifests into weird hatred. Remember the /r/bronyhate? Ripping on bronies started out light hearted and then went to a dark place real fast As a proud native of Georgia all I can say is Tricky URL and that username with one post... looks legit. There's so much money sitting there I'm kind of creeped out. Every time I try to read that story on the woman from another dimension, my iPad keeps glitching. Like the app will crash or the page will reload and will load incorrectly or won't even load at all. Weird... I'm using 4 fingers and I didn't even know people use 3 fingers, how do you position them with 3? Ewwww Wow most of the comments on that are just people sticking their fingers in their ears and yelling "la-la-la Churchill was a lying Zionist pig, la-la-la this is why God didn't pick him for anything". This is the worst thing I've ever heard. Makes you wonder how Ama's are handled... no refreshers? oh my! nakakatakot talaga, may susunduin pa naman ako bukas from Airport Aw! Nobody's ever called me a pixie before! You have artists to thank. You have an artist to thank. You have artists to thank. Nice pick for flu season! I read this a few years ago & anytime someone would cough I'd freeze There's a name for that? All I see is the Ranger Helmet They're evil clones made by the government. Don't trust them lol i honestly dont know whats going on... i don't remember if shida had already come out *22 days ago* Mini map? You'll have to try your luck later. How are you on your DS if you're at work? I've gotten so many responses, and it really is apparently... Watching Agent Carter. Waiting for the Ant-Man trailer. Yeah but sometimes guys are more dense than toddlers. You can't just tell them your pissed off *while* they are coloring on the wall, you gotta tell them while you're putting them in time out too. Are these at most targets? They're at mine ( This is not confirmed, but thanks for the reply. (Or is it confirmed? I feel like I missed the first few chapters of this story. There's an endless horizon of international hockey before you. ??? How aren't they fixing this? There should be 10 posts about this on the reddit front page every day, IMO. Josh Smith really is a team killer Whoa 8 dat forhead Fate'd work~ Fate works for most things. That dude has a big forehead... That would be scary as hell.. a 425,000 lb. 4,000 horsepower mound of steel chasing you Damn.... This...doesn't even make sense.... Oh for sure, me and my best mate run a server and theres a dude on it that just does some INSANE stuff with it and I just look like Saw some of these acts last year, hemsworth, cashmere cat, wsn, and Chet faker were all ridiculously good. Porters worlds show too How does one stock up on turbo? That looks incredible. I would *love* to do that someday. Hell, he has earned my respect simply because he made it through part 1 within thirty minutes And the Beast just swept through chapter 2 how about just lowering mana cost And he did it again I'm 5 hours in and still going I've been wearing my tighty-whities backwards 400 dólares una netbook Oooh what is a Sugar Bush?? Is it weird if I sang this in Taylor Swift's voice? people do this Never got that. I have never played SWTOR through Origin Final chapter. Wow. And under 3 hours How does one start from the middle of a show What if it runs iOS "Everyone has been able to escape" ...that you know of, anyway.... Could you elaborate on the first one? I read it a long, long time ago, but it's not exactly the sort of book which I would expect to be dramatically life-changing. Signs... That birthday scene Wow Oh What a bitch. still clicked it. Awesome cosplay! The details in the hair and incredible craftsmanship of the outfit. But... Where is the PGM Ultima Ratio Hecate II? ( At first I didn't realise that you posted the replies to the replies... Your pupils are heavily dilated ... Wow... He played like a fuckin Monster BTW Penguine and Roguejust floated minerals in GSL Did you realize after asking for make-up sex? I wasn't paying any attention and clicked the link, do I have a virus now? This will be a sick faction I'm a straight girl and even I had to look twice. She had an amazing body Except here That Jaraxxus was a mage I know you get told this all the time, but it's just uncanny how much you look like Sienna Grace. What if you did a scene with her? That looks incredibly uncomfortable Why were you browsing 9shit in the first place? Lol! I've never seen "Divide by Zero" as an option! Nor have I ever witnessed spontaneous combustion... Why have you blurred some items out? Wow, the difference is huge..... It takes fucking 4 seconds to change it. How is this a un-winnable battle (Like a lot of people are saying)? How fucking lazy and ignorant are your girlfriends and wives that they can't do this? Seriously? Do you do ALL the house work, and cook, and watch the kids, and do all the repairs on the house, and drive her everywhere 'cause she doesn't have a licence or want to drive, aswell? Wtf is going on here!? This sort of shit isn't mildly infuriating... is full blown infuriating. From both sides. The bitch who isn't doing it and the bitch of a man who doesn't say anything and then complains about it. I read that too and was like 403forbidden ehm op what kind of stuff where you browsing that it is forbidden I feel like I need a hit of something after this comment. The prophecy has come true... You weren't joking. Wow brigade. Dorian is your subordinate Okay, all these amateur sports journalists that are also on Reddit are making me Holy shit last time i logged off it was at the exact same spot I didn't know grills lived that long ( Have you been eating nothing but Hot Cheetos? Your hands are freakishly bright red. Do dogs have as deep an understanding of each other's noises as humans do though? I mean, if I go "eh" it shows I don't want something and if I go "ugh" it shows the same thing, but with a slightly increased disapproval. I can't imagine dogs being as accurate with this, especially with so many different barks Pretty sure I put this in "So troll", wonder how it ended up in Achievement? How the hell did you manage to screw up the second hospital that quickly? Oh no my bad!! M7? You know how in the Dragon Ball series they have glowing auras that change based on their power level? What if that's an actual thing but we can't perceive it? those hearts had to be stretched so much just to PARTIALLY cover her arm that they became pixelated My camping habit probably puts me at a higher risk of bear death. Actually this summer we had one behind our campsite, a cat scared it away Yeah I'm sure Intel is behind it. Wait, you can zoom in? Just a tad bit. Only -40 or -50 here My tarbucks has always been able to pull ristretto shots. Say wuuuuuuuut You think I'm a goon? Wow, I almost puked reading that. why is it purple Question is... who is taking all the pictures? Server issues at a CES demo booth in a very simulated closed environment? Imagine what it's going to be like on release day, or the following weeks if that's the case Holy shit that's....incredibly inconvenient. You have the worlds most photogenic dog there's no phone number to contact, should I email to follow up?....not exactly sure what to say Are you drunk? Moles... Moles... Wait I thought it was a documentary Settlers is such a peaceful and happy game. I... straight up can't see that at all 7K Playcount after just one month is stupidly high ill have to chop up the model into smaller parts, like the maker of the thunderlord prop (45 parts Nominated for literally no reason. So...their mental illnesses are triggered by Tumblr updates? Not everyone here has a horse, or fucks sheep, just some of us... So is that good or bad? Sommers is jewish? OMG the NYPD is almost as big as germany's army Since I bought Destiny, I also bought Shadow of Mordor, NBA 2k15, Sunset Overdrive, and Dragon Age: Inquisition. And I've logged less fewer than 10 hours in all those games combined.... What a complete dipshit! Even if it was unintentional, WTF was he doing riding the bike there lol? You know 170keys comes out to be like ~300$ real money right Sir or madam, what you are doing is punishable by law. Interesting. Thanks for the information. Those pipeline skids... I'm torn on what place I want to win I hadn't seen this!! Who is the author? Which thread was that from? Edit: NVM, I found it. Do you run 5 accounts? I don't know how you do it either So what changed? Thank you! I have Undress me 3 ( That's it? TJHaly and PRPLXD's SnD game... Watch either the latest Patch or the one before that has Geoff, Gus, and Ryan. He talks about Millie in it. -- Also... what picture? Given that one bucket of sewage will fill a space of 1 cubic metre, AKA 1000 litres, then it's far, far worse than just 'GALLONS'... i hope you meant JAHLIL okafor?? Your cat sounds just like mine. I'll be calling her name, checking all the rooms, and then I'll shake the bag of treats, and there she appears out of nowhere. Where does she come from?? He's not holding a gat he's holding an AK-47 FIVE? I think I'd get soooo bored. I'd have to wait 10 years for the Internet and even then it'd be AOL DIAL UP Within 3-5 years there'll probably be Gen IV remakes. Yeah, I think I just realized how round my belly looks today ( Do you mean if u put Flash on D, you would also be risking a fail flash every time you use Ignite or simte?? Your crazy idea is actually an outstanding idea dude I'm also sad that there wasn't any sort of teamfight And we don't even get 10 or 8 characters only 5(Half were norse there isn't a game with fed spectre Good, you will lose them What is this from? I have a memory of being at the mall when I was a kid near Halloween and my dad and I saw a headless guy walking around. When we got home my dad was fixing the ceiling fan and I accidentally pressed the fan switch instead of the light and he got all mad and said do you want me to end up like the headless guy?! ...you couldn't get multi-ply toilet paper before? Wow. Now I'm even more intrigued. How did they get it to you so quickly? I don't get the reference, can you explain? At first, I thought I was in /r/pegging. Oh my... so badass art. Wish someone would make MSD for Chimera Heavy Destroyer... Proper bachelors degree? He made 2 front page posts back to back. I want to fuck you while you are wearing that jewelry. You can see where it *bounced* off a cover panel on the cart. The Internet was like entering a cheat code when it became widely used. I remember getting a high speed connection for the first time Truthfully I really don't know anything about MDMA so like, how do I take it xD lol Yea especially since their reaction will always consist of "... I'll take one of everything at those prices, please. Worse time to use a blue room.... the Wednesday after payday.... Lol. Sometimes. You can explore the whole system with that .... Maybe it's always been this way, and you've just gotten more compassionate. Requires apache? Yes, losing to the 76ers should really galvanize them. Ah, thank you. I tried to Google the acronym and got some very strange results How old are you exactly? Rayquaza can learn swords dance. O_O_O_O_O_O_ It makes no sense, it's a religion not a race Are you telling me that not all Americans are morons On a 13" laptop? Really? WOAH WOAH WOAH...there was an ANIME?! All of these family histories are pretty interesting! I'm also a second gen female with no urge for motherhood. I've always wondered to what extent her genetics and her opinions had on me- and which is most important. Somehow I can't see myself ever being strongly urged to reproduce, although it would be kind of interesting to see an alternate universe version of me where I was adopted by a pro-child family. whips are no more weapons than a table lamp might be, unless you're talking about niche martial arts or something. Where to buy Looking at your further posts after this one, I think that "violence" is a highly ambiguous and relatively misleading term to apply to that situation; it might on a very technical aspect be correct, but surely there is a better choice for this discussion. I don't know why, but this infuriates me. Completely unrelated, but without context, I never noticed how crazy he looks in this scene So? Anyone with an IQ over 20 knows it actually happened. Can you believe that there are some people on this planet that seriously believe that the Holocaust never occurred? what the fuck I was trying to buy something from the plushie shop and it took me to the NC Mall I like Thir13en ghosts. Silly and campy, but I found it very scary when it came out. It's about a house full of evil ghosts that are trapped...and very mad about it. This is what Stephen Colbert thinks of when he sniffs markers Plates in heads As someone who walks barefoot wherever legal and at all times of the year, I feel like I have a personal relationship with that word. I'm astounded that people let me babysit their children when I was twelve years old Holy crap...I may have noticed this too. Can't tell if serious? The sound of the car driving by at 0:48 sounded like it was the Universe about to suck those two pieces of lumber back together... Also, you get 60 fps on Pixelmon? You use the internet for fact checking? Wow, there are 5 billion people poorer than me I forgot how fast Hank could be you get 1.500RP for 100$ Is that the Ax Man? Demon child That makes a lot of sense! Thanks for the answer. And, I have seen more Harrison's around Anyone watched psyco pass and looked at this? I was like Pretty Little Liars. This kid has the guts to replace the wall aka Rahul Dravid Duping? How? where did they get strawberry from? What's really confusing is why they're so damn cheap. Buying all the way down I saw this and was totally surprised. Hey. What's up? Thought I'd respond. What brought you to Daytona, school? What city A.C.? Maybe its obvious but my guess is Atlantic City Haha, I used to eat this when I was a kid...oops Wild hogs eat snakes? Interesting, I'm pretty sure a fully buffed white hit evasive is around 50+k on a reaper in CS TH5 in 1 week? the effects stack? Your mom is super cool. You went 0-3 and in 1 pack you got a legendary, an epic and 2 rares... wow :O I had a friend who played. It's memorizing to see the finger work on piano play. so dexterous ...What do you use 12 screens for? Yeesh, what are YOU doing with your life so I know what to avoid? This is a THING??? Omg...why??? There are girls out there born into this against their will, not to deviate from OPs question but how utterly horrifying.... She's lovely but I guessing she's riddled with self doubt and regularly has existential crises ("But what does it all mean???!!!"). You can see it in her eyes. Yeeeaaah, I'm thinking of server transferring my alt now. What, how do you get the idea that it wasn't a bot in the first place? wow I've never seen this gif before. It never really says that explicitly, but animals unlike humans don't really have a will of their own (thats why they don't eat from the forbidden fruit, because they would enver even consider eating from it), so I guess? Uhhmmm.... no extremist muslims pretty much say on paper what they think He was gonna jerk off to that recording. ive been had > the effects stack? <3 I appreciate it. It's a weird combination of gratefulness and suckitude, like i'm grateful I wasn't there when they broke in and that my husband and I weren't hurt, I'm especially grateful that my mom didn't freak out and yell at me but instead wanted to confirm that both Eric and I were okay, and it made me love her all the more. But every time I'm like "oh man I want a snapshot of this quick thing" I can't do it, so that's where the little bits of heartbreak come in. I'm going to figure out something though to earn some extra moolah and get another camera, even if it's the same model and a used version, though for 100 more I could get the t5i. We'll see what happens, and this time I'll get it insured. Which one of you weirdos has a crush on the Gentlemen? nvm cant invite u anymore apparently nvm cant invite u anymore apparently Naive little me thought that would be a Supernatural subreddit I know right ? The real amazing thing is that he has a headshot with it What has been seen cannot be unseen That happened to us Tuesday gasp ... Woah A friend got two Vex Mythoclast from Atheon at the same time is it really that large? Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You got brand new Wii Motes+ for $2.98 Wow, okay. ...I actually didn't knew Dexter was based on a book series, TIL Wait, I use mousekeys here and there and the "+" on the numpad basically counts as 2 clicks. So, does using this key mean I'll be banned? FSN has actually not even a full roster.. I saw some guys talking about how castbar/circles are not synched. But how I'm supposed to know where the spell will land if the cast bar starts before the red circles? If I react faster I can accidentaly go into the AoE not out of it. And I think 160 ping is not that high to need a VPN Maybe best to use unscented detergent and no bleached items for such an operation. Maybe I'm being paranoid... That's what I was thinking as well because the dress is already so Are there any rank rewards? I have a feeling it will not but perhaps I will be shocked and amazed. Or it is an empty box This person must not have syllable-initial Dark L if they think "gliss" sounds nice, LOL. When I say it there is even a bit of uvular trill with the L... Tis merely a flesh wound. ^( Uhm, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't G-Sync limited to 1 Monitor ATM? There are Halos other than CE? If it's ffxiv related I don't see why not I only want peanut butter and chocolate chip. What the fuck is a peppermint cookie? Just looked at the reward unit stats. LMFAO WOW. No, I would never purchase that. And I don't know if I could fully respect anyone who did. How come? I'm racist against who exactly? It's pretty balmy where I am. The temperature is -10.5°C, with a windchill taking it to -16°C. This is literally the temperature which I switch from sandals to shoes in, and wear pants instead of shorts outside. It needs to drop lower if I'm supposed to survive wearing a coat. u can just sell a key on the market & buy a name tag in game? I NEED this. Why did you watch BotFA twice? Let me just say O M F G THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT "Shift knob" wow, really nice rolls! those two maid makis tho! i kinda... want one I haven't had a "real" job in over two years, I've just worked from home... Last night I put in an application for a real job I just... I can't even... he has hair. That is what happened. I think you win! Wow OMG matching frame, headset cap & spacer! I completely forgot about that... clearly selective memory. wow so all the non-bold is NOT included in DOA5LR????? Fan pressure makes it sound like we bullied our way in Yeah then nobody else cleared for just over 1 month I have Never heard anyone call any BC years by 1st, 2nd, 6th, century. Ok i remember now. I bought this creatine for 9 bucks because it was about to expire soon, and that creatine had chunks in it. So it might be because its about to expire All I want to know is... what the hell was that swimming under the bridge over the road toward the end of the clip? Not if I live there. She is! One of her nicknames is 'The Arm Collector' because of her propensity to break/dislocate her opponents arms. I was under the impression he was full-on part of M83. Pooing every morning is normal? did dAT pick T side first on Nuke or am i buggin? Ummmm....peeing without taking them off? I'm just trying to figure out why i got downvoted Well damn Thought it was inSec on the picture first WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! wow. HR adjusts their plays and works outside and wins two gun rounds in a row.. looks like HR is gonna win this map. I think this is gonna go to 5 maps.. We've always looked like this I have 5iv-a. anticipation eevee w/ wish and curse. eevee gets access to charme via level up. but I dont know how to get yawn on eevee That was quite the load.. Up the nose and in both eyes ° So... tens/hundreds of thousands of dollars in loan debt and no idea what you wanted to get out of it or what you really want to do? A country is a lot easier to prove to be detrimental to a community overall than a religion Who can even keep track Well, the B-52s were kind of...um...eccentric? me? (\ ( That's one of the best animations I've evere sern The picture with the torch... Excellent. Any chance they'll be sold in a bundle? I... I want them all dat are rekking them wow It could be a number of things other than emissions... You weren't joking How did he eat them without buying them What the actual fook? Shakira, I mean just look at her dancing... I wasn't up early...but I'm definitely up now that moment when i realized it's hii-chan with the presidents... You don't think a doctor should be the one to do it? I'm a little iffy about taking scissors to my dick by myself What the fuck am I even looking at? Chunkyfresh just had to afk in my game because of this OMG Ultramarines was awesome? ....holy shit. That never occurred to me as a possibility. Wood staples fit pretty nicely if it's not the cylinder type fuses.... Hey , I'm surprised that the cowboys were at 46%. Thought they would be at the 10s. Tiny little raptor dinosaur feet... That was a close Darwin Award... ..... BTW, sorry for the grammar Well, that sounds riveting Holy SHIT! Look at one of the top comments on this video on youtube! I didn't even notice until someone pointed this out!! "At 1:24 you can see a crocodile swimming through that muck and then under the bridge" I haven't been to the Rog in like, two months. the only time that usually happens is during the off-season. Either I'm too stoned, or her shirt is really freaky in this gif. I have reviewed your tumblr upon your recommendation and I was found wanting.........eeeverything The danger zone Fake.......or real What games can you run these days with a graphics card like that. except they'd explode like a nuke. And we already had 13 deaths in Paris, 30 in Sanaa and like 2.000 in northern Nigeria... Damn I hope it's gonna be a rather cold summer I see the Rockets squeaked by in this one No! Why are you here then I got a torch, Cindercoat, Tzo krin and Innas. My body is ready. I just got a Flow of eternity. I wish I didn't shard that Fist when ROS came out, Also a Haunt of Vaxo from last night. I don't know what to pick. what happened then? Girls just do it because they think they look pretty or because it's the in thing. Same thing with taking photos like this Superman and Darkseid working together!! Oh wait. That's me Wow, your wife looks as young as she did in the first photo Lost to luxureous 4-5. ggs man! dat corner viper pressure Nine months! Nine months?! In this thread: lot's of "found a new name for my penis" comments Maybe we're tanking? Princess Bubblegum Sorry about quality Damn Quick ! And even then ... Sellotape? Maybe she's in my class You mean ou need my safari That...actually sounds amazing. I kinda liked Mel Gibson Oh crap, I never thought of that third one. I was just reading an AMA by you from 2 years ago and I click on your profile and you've just posted I am currently logged in on EUNE 77.9+17.5 is 95.4... where did the other 4.6% go? Great Scott! Got kicked out of class for laughing out loud for this, but totally worth. What a picture Why is there an issue with legends that don't declare abilities? Gah.. flashback when I had lice.. I was scratching my head when a kuto got stuck on my nail. At first I thought it was a tiny rock or dirt, but then it started squirming. I freaked out and thought aliens were on my head. Wow, if she was given armour like that I can understand why her patron lords had financial trouble. Just for the haters, I did the whole thing. Enough Jack Parow for one day though. That was too long! I don't think it is 100% correct, but it is close enough. I've also realized what an artist he must be by being able to memorize and recite all this. You broke a table in half? I'm honestly not sure how to create virtual drives in or outside of Wine. It's nothing I've tried before. I looked around for that DLL file but I actually cannot find it anywhere Well, I got what I wanted You are welcome! :D Though I find it pretty hard to demonstrate the internal conflict for a being that large. This is the most F*cked up fanfic ive seen This shit is baller as fuck I cant buy anything FK you man!! WHY CAN'T I HAVE SUCH CABLE SKILLZ? "Buried" _And_ at $50 per copy? i have almost the same lineup as yours but can't auto b9... I play LoL, Dota2, CS:GO, Smite, Hearthstone, Strife... if your a heretic then what am i and he is tweeting his location Uh..apparently your luvdisc is traded, I wonder who gave gigas to you wait we got a free skin?when? Oh god, new cupid loading cards are terrifying Hello American Olean employee? Wow guys, I have been a semi-lurker for a while now. Thanks for all the replies (and dem upvotes were they really 93/7? Dunno why you got downvoted for that LTPATS has it spot on, not really sure what the relation to her gender or ethnicity is Didn't want to say it but glad someone did lol. If its not used or in the basement or something fair enough, but why take a pic of your treasured possessions on that thing How the fuck net cafe is going to help? produced by Jonathan King My save from Clicker Heroes. I'd post it here but it won't help anyone...I only have 54 hero souls Really hope you are a girl Thomas with that 7.8 YPC Yeah, let's just conveniently forget Sikhism, Christianity, Buddhism, Jainism. Not real religions at all. Nope. Not even close Just how many holes do you have? ... i dont get why you get downvoted Three, like most women. Is that... the bathroom ༼ つ How did you know I was german?! I would say $15, but it looks like if you bid for one on ebay you could probably get it for less, I just wouldn't wanna take less cuz that's what I paid for it I thought they were 5 speed You could buy a used car for the money you spent on that rig. Sweet mother of Gaben. what does frfr mean? woahh, hold your horses. WAIT JUST ONE SECOND...... are you implying that religious ideologies are not logical Clense/Revive break the Meta……. I literally just saved a picture to ask this question ( Ice spiders. If they're paying for it in the future, then it's still not free... What kind of synergy does Spencer add to Mag/Doom? So I just witnessed my first Smite game ever...and holy fck is this thing fast Why are you telling me to calm down? I used to be curious when people were shocked by how nice and helpful we were. Over time I've come to understand why, thanks in no small part to beautifully touching moments such as this. ** This is insane. Where has this subreddit been all my life/throughout my retail career!? But if nobody's around, how's the door closing? Somehow what you said has made me realize that I'd like to read an SFF book where both the hero and the villain are pacifists of different strains. That sounds like a really good idea! You had to mop up the excess shit from your office chair but it wasn't so bad that you had to abandon your pants? That's how ghost fap fap fap Man, who the hell could fill the role of Alucard though? o_o No....coffee? I, uh...I...I don't...do you need help? Can I recommend that you see someone in your area? A barista, maybe? Perhaps a coffee roaster? I hear that there are cures out there for your condition. Flamesword isn't a COD pro.................. unless you're listing Halo players Probably due to the mountains of data and scientific consensus? What was that weapon in the end? As a diehard lions fan... I want this Why no SPA > Why no SPA Wow, that must've taken AGES to make... Even to Rek'sai? Super off topic, but this is the first time ever in which I got a notification after being mentioned. Man, it was a bit of joke on my part. I was not trying to bait anybody which it seems is what has happened ༼ つ As someone who's only 5'2" this sounds either terrible or amazing. I'd be able to make tunnels I can walk through without crouching with the much snow ༼ つ MAN YOU ALSO KNOW THAT OMG DID THIS WITH 4 SUBS!! Where the hell do you find people so clueless? Right answer wrong reason? well it was at the bank itself.. how can I be scammed This is awesome! I think that's my favorite cluster in Fenekere. It's just so That doesn't seem to be a real sub though.... It's a lot of fun! I'm still getting the hang of it but I have learned that you NEED Backstab against Hunter or you can't recover unless they draw complete garbage. Also I haven't even come across a Handlock yet. Why the fuck is Paul Mcartney auto-tuned Spooky.. so that's what unloaded parts look like? Moleskine makes pencils too? Wow, that was...vivid. blue tf, gz Thats an actual interview dude, I can send you the link for it even I've had to 'get out and push' on more than one occasion. It looks like you got attacked by Christmas decorations! So much sparkle I like how they said "the more men who *wear* beards. I didn't know you wore them I thought they were just a part of your body PM pics of your tailpipe? That can't 19.2 Mb I'm really not looking forward to auraxiuming two of: viper, python HE or skyguard for the Lightning master level. I find the Viper and HE encourage poor gameplay experience for everyone involved (spamming spawn rooms), and the skyguard is just hard to to get kills with. Air Deterrence is easy, kills are Matt Hardy won Best Gimmick of 2002? edit2: Daniel Bryan won best technical wrestler for 9 STRAIGHT YEARS!? Bin ich blind oder hast du kein Video verlinkt? Omg, i never tought it was that high WOOOW you look so much like one of my AFAB friends is a little spooky ~~Thats a big drop in marks from a 35% final. Wow how did you not break your ass No noise for me but crazy blur for my eyes ! it is not fire it is water What are you summoning people to do? Wow 1000 keys. Made my Seiki 4k TV go berserk. *prepares self* God bless woman There's more Code Geass? How did I not know of this sooner? New product has better specs than older product. Amazing! Try to hard, exclusively mundane, that never quite reaches climax I started looking at it yesterday, and I'm all He looks much older than a high schooler in that picture Did you try to refresh? It shouldn't load the normal inventory by no means My goodness, this new map The fuck.. he's only 26? I figured he was already 30. BROTHER! I HAVE EXACTLY THE SAME CHAIR. Best friends? SNELL Is that the historical Harald Fairhair? you have really nice skin They turned Dean into a demon. This thread has so many words.... Wait, so the Hohenzollerns are related to the Hohenstaufens? Yeah when I wanna be all badass. ... did it work? .... or when I get into fights... Did you even read my post? Wasn't that long. Let It Go from Frozen..... o_O Hmm. Mexican person here. Colgarte maybe, or cuelgate. Colgate doesn't really translate into hang yourself. Unless my Spanish is getting really rusty. Rolling paper is all over America. There are crazy people that don't use the CAR-4? Damn, everywhere but the US is so expensive Nothing? Why does this have so many upvotes? Dark Seer's wall is huge! For some reason the thing that bugs me the most in that list is the very last one Maybe's it's time for Jurassic Park I just read it. not sure how it's incestuous but the cannibal part perhaps kind sir. Perhaps! Holy moly, no kidding! Really? This picture gives me the willies. Looks like she's sitting atop another set of weirdly stunted fat legs. Oh, I do believe it's the tee! I just looked it up on moridb, there is no shirt, just the tee! I feel horribly filthy... Is it bad that I actually want this in my life?? *With extra ham and no pineapples... My Nepenethes Linda is flowering like crazy . It has 2 flower buds ** Yes, this is just an "advisory" contract, which isn't the same as fighter management/promotional companies, but the Agreements and Obligations are crazy. His fighters can do business with any promotional company they want. If the boxer does not already have a contract in place before the advisory contract with Haymon, he (Haymon) has sole discretionary power. People are stupid and just plain don't think before they speak. I have fraternal twins who look *nothing* alike and I can't tell you often people will ask if they're boys/girls and then AFTER I respond they ask if they're identical. One of these days I'm going to respond with: "yes, except for the penis & vagina they're identical". Yup, good old basic psychology, classical conditioning theory. LOL mine toooooo. He hates me anytime he doest feel like loving me :P my cat kneads (the paw massage) things before he lies down or as he humps them I'd legitimately die. does this mean no grilled cheese and tomato soup? Bazar as in the German place? Oh but you must have the pork belly if that is the case. I admit, the liquids there must have been good, I spent $70 there at the last meet up Oooh I didn't even realize that they were the majority of the list at first That bowel It's the only fps that gets my heart racing. It's the one that provides me with a team that's willing to communicate and work together more times than any other I play. I experience more clutch moments, more instances of dread of what's around the next corner, more adrenaline from engaging in firefights. The guns feel right. The movement. The sounds. And fucking a, the mods That hitting man. That power. Are you actually suggesting animal cruelty and domestic violence, OP..? check your FC, something is wrong and I cant add it I know what you mean, I knocked over a glass a couple days ago, broke into a thousand little shards I thought that was 12th Planet. i will tell you soon ahahah, but WTF there's no medieval total war category on this reddit it start at Rome total war 1 O_O. There's no Shogun total war 1 Neither Another floating thing in space How does one masturbate That sion was a monster in game 1 Mine's a 3.0 as well.... and I just tested it against the 0.56 setup I have on it right now... it hits 10v@180w. Yea...I know, that's why I posted in here Off topic, but those regrades... Don't feel bad. I just realized it too. Well shit, I didn't knew that Nah, you're right, if only 2-3 out of 10 consider stoning for adultery, bombing people or jailing for criticizing Islam then I guess it's alright then. This is the only thing in this thread that seriously made me say "HELL NO!" Nope. Mm mm. It split to her butthole...and she could feel everything about it.... Maybe it's the tip of a lake monster's tail you even take the time to upload this.. She actually kind of looks like Grateful Doe. Seriously! I was also dissapointed. Surprised by his double chin Potato camera used to record unbox potato VR headset, I guess. I can't say, from the footage provided, that it looks very well put together You found a tower and a phoenix to kill in Jungle Practice mode I can too in some places I hope thats not like a higher risk for later onset or something O_O_O_O__O_O_OO_OO_O_O_OO_OO__O The proof is in the 95. Thats my screenie *That's* what they thought people would want gone? I don't realy understand what you're sayin there... My wish was that this was a fallout 4 screenshot Oh god, that face I've a pal in his 60s called Harry. What's more, he had a brother called......Harold! i don't recall having any of those things installed Thanks for that information. With some type of bag over her head I now have images of a headless Olaf running around Arendelle with Anna and Elsa trying to capture him Well thats just fucking depressing lol that downvote... just because I don't want to see immortality and spawning items for stream time and see how it will work in enviroment withotu commands and hacks interference? Well, I stuck my nose in my AMP citrate bag, perhaps against better judgement... I just got a snort of fine AMP dust. I guess I'm coming up now Yeah those are insane dosages to me. Just the benzo part of that mix alone would knock me on my ass and I'm a daily user creepin' I live in the South/Midwest, and I have never fucking heard of this policy. > Well, I stuck my nose in my AMP citrate bag, perhaps against better judgement... I just got a snort of fine AMP dust. I guess I'm coming up now Seconded, I would also be very interested to know. Nandos is my guilty pleasure, glass of Merlot (the wine glasses they give are huge That would be horrible. do tell more I have a *lot* of love for mulled cider; it's my second favourite winter drink after mulled wine. :) It seems surprisingly uncommon in North America, though! This couldn't happen on the Taconic because all the cars would just go tumbling down the valley. I'd say there's only a shoulder on like, 30% of the Taconic between NYC and Albany Omg her eyes Why is that? My reaction, exactly. But would she have been hit if he didn't buy her the helmet!? ...bluedot? How the hell did you gain so much elo from unranked players? Dat squishy noise.... What, the same? dude, are you blind? Sweet baby jesus she actually does sound like Blake Lively I thought it's called Tonkotsu Black.? Ok then I'm confused? Why are you buying Click ancients as an Idle build in midgame when you should still be focusing on progress? But the game starts in 30 minutes [ What the hell did we do now? We finally got the spam to calm down Wow... Appropriate name for that - giant Did you make a montage out of one game? Now i'm wondering if someone has had a dream about me Holy crap. How do you tell the difference b/w Signal Light? Where'd you go? Don't you want your Pumpkaboo? Playoff Flacco Ew, Gravytoast? I am so sorry Weird... I read it as "No matter" anyway dang your a good name hunter/maker. So many character potentials Don't know if its my parents T.V., but this stadium is LOUD Don't know if its my parents T.V., but this stadium is LOUD TIL a lot of people don't know what ginger ale is. was also amazed by the beautiful sunset today ...and the summer weather outside Money? I already know what I can do, but wanted to test it just because. Says my Adv log is private or I mis spelled my name, when neither is true I have the skin and didn't know it was worth that much. Should i sell my account Holy crap... I thought my browser's fonts fucked up I actually flinched at that That's a fast fan Unless you forgot to return your library books because you thought you could handle 13 books out at a time and forgot one for years and have a huge fine. Still have to fill my box with 2 different Chasers WOOOOOOOOOOOW NAMELESS Did it leave a mark? Mmmmm. Breakfast in less than an hour. My free online streaming preview has ended. Oh god... why NBC, why. Which one? Same, I drum it on tables all the time Wait, I thought that was ephebophillia. How many -philias are there for people under 18? brutal legend was a not a bad game Cheese sandwiches for lunch is a sign of being poor? Typing on mobile causes errors, didn't think it was that confusing I have never seen this before. Yeah...I'm not sure whether or not to be either impressed, terrified, or both because of them So cute Jo Uh oh Knight Uh oh Knight So a 5 unit squad instead of a 6 unit? I am one of those people lol tell me about it. I would talk to people about it and everyone's eyes goes How are you affording all this booze? I have a Fitz jersey That's a pretty mask Dude! Me too I got my dog up on the couch but she saw me reach for my phone and took off. *She knows.* ...why are you commenting on your comments? Woah, I had no idea this was a look. Nah she's a little more like Hahaha, you can borrow mine any day! GG Flames. Holy shit this Jets-Kings game is furious. Wow! Puts my yarn problems into prospective. What does a $65 ball of yarn even look like?! I had the same fucking thing happen on Atheon two or three nights ago, same exact drops except replace IB with Universal Remote. Landed IB on my last characters CE first chest this week. And a Helm of St-14 on my last NF of the week. Have yet to hit gorgon, Atheon, or Crota on two characters each. RNGeezus being really generous this week, or have the exotic roll odds been raised without my knowledge? I dyed it purple Wow. I feel like I've just read a book Me and my friend Jake and these two girls decided to go to this abandoned insane asylum. Prior to that our other friend Matt decided to ask us to hang but we declined cause we had plans on going to the asylum, but we didn't tell him cause we didn't want to make it seem like we were ditching him. So while we searched out the asylum which was pretty cool, we started walking up to this building and then we saw a car flashing it's lights at us so we decided to run. The following day my friend Matt tells us that him and his girlfriend decided to go to this insane asylum and they saw some kids so they flashed his lights at them to scare them. And we were like "Dude that was us! Anyone else instinctually try to hit the pause button on their phone just now? You drove a real Z4 GT3??? I posted that somewhere a while ago and now some people who didn't get the reference have tagged me with that I'm a little confused. This person seems to have visible collarbones, it's just that hers are less pronounced in the chest and very pronounced in the shoulders.... and the paint job makes her body look deformed. I don't get it. wow, now thats dedication. Holy shit i'm in this video and that is my school. Some crazy variation of football, played with the feet. o-o So, when you're on here, how much time of your redditting is spent..doing that? Wait they call muslims canyon shitters? I can see that the water caused some distortion. But I cannot, for the life of me, figure out what's going on with his face. How the hell did that happen? When I went to sleep they were at ~800k. This happened to me too! I was playing original pkm gold when I was a kid trying to fish the biggest magikarp to show it to a fisherman, and I capture a gold magikarp. I didn't knew that it was 'shiny', all I knew was that it was rare and I keep it, then I evolved it and end up with two red gyarados I think I need to sell my house pronto, I can't risk scrolling back up and seeing that again. Worse than poor Piranha-Boy. Runes don't drop dragons and giants. Dafuq? lebanon has that high GDP? But... but... you... and... he... What if he is *the brick*? I was heavier than you in first grade Absolutely Anything...ooh man those are a lot of people I love in one movie #10 woooow '- ...how do you people know these things? Does my name rhyme with Phil Phates? Wow What exactly does yak spit taste like, and how would you know? Bring Excalibur for free heals, and I never used brews for KK tanking £30 for orange juice? Where? awesome to see so much cooperation going on to figure this out, also that wipe out was hilarious.. and beautiful ... Oh my god! You were born a nazi I just came back from Patagonia... :O Deus EX It's going to take 8 hours I'm half japanes, and once I noticed this I told my mom "that is cruel" and she said "kawaii to omou yo"-->"i think it's cute"... The worst my cat's done to my Surface is rub his face all over the corners and get cat spit all over it... Imagine they teamed again and didn't make it to champs That blowpipe is OP as fuck That highlight... Any place with weeping angels. i think they called the shooting/execution squad and not a antiterror unit how do I... downvote? Thanks! I am. I posted this in food pantry and got downvoted though Don't let your lettuce and.... Bacon... Get away I would make this face 14k pure for mw? that would be legit, if i trained for strongman at all ever im confused......how is the score 1-1 I've always been quite confused by the fact that these type of things are legal, but brass-knuckles aren't (at least in Finland) Cant unsee! A party member must be sacrificed before the gateway. Could this be a new creative form of spam links after our great Mod became vigilant of the old TV ones?? What the hell is the guy on the right looking at... thanks for all this positivity guys Let's take a machine capable of literally vomiting rounds and fuck around with it. We left the same exact comment at the same exact time really? took me like 3 days I still remember the day that I found out my little brother was charging his friends to look at me naked through a hole in our shared wall. They didn't even dent the deck Her neck looks like it's broken I thought it was like 11 or like 12 years old for the kid to get circumcised? Oh my God... God no. Freshly bougth. I would never use a used brush on my mount. It took you this long to get that? There's probably quite a bit of looseness in that list. holy crap that Mini is fast I see. So what should I do..? What am I right about? I only asked a question. oh shit O_O oohhhh shhhhhhit Wait, she's a BREEDER You are the adult.....ou God..... I can imagine It all makes sense now! Dan's face on Emma's body looks like someone I know That is NOT how to play an arcane mage, specially not with the orb on bossfights a straight red ? What should I do on rs3 since I have money?? 4 ultimates Just how long exactly were you creepily hovering over his shoulder? Or did I simply steal his acc to confirm my own post since I post for him anyways? I ... I miss Cleatus. Just traded in my Dilma for a Raydn. This will be my first FH with a Spark Damage buffer ... facebook and /r/AtlantaHawks merging You have artists to thank. I have not heard a bit about it here in Norway/Sweden Does Von Miller have the Illuminati sign on the back of his head? Why an event just for iron men? oh wow How in hell did this happen ? Holy shot is her skirt short! Holy. Shit. I know. I was obsessed for a long time Amazing for a 38 year old, this guy 16-4 and a tie. Oh boy. If that isn't the most recent 50/50 info if they are good on that then I don't know what is did i miss something? Maybe it's me? But I'm clicking the "up" arrow...I don't even see a down arrow...I'm a little ditzy today....so anything is possible. Really cool thought, but, somehow I find this a little unsettling. It's like, while I'm eating away, the thought that would come into my mind is, "I'm eating Buddha's face right now". Which would, of course, then make me stop eating Are you referring to pink noise or white noise? A woman I know called into work because she had the "flu". Her boss excused her and worked her shift that night. When the boss got home that night she checked facebook and saw the night before her employee had been drinking it up at the local bar. She immediately called the employee the next day to come in but she couldn't because she was still "sick". So when the employee finally did show up she was obviously very hungover(being on a drinking binge for two days) and they sacked her. They showed her two days worth of facebook pictures for drinking and etc. one should not add their boss on facebook I didn't even know that was a thing.... We just had a sustained running attack that chewed a lot of time. Where the fuck was that all season? Well, it would be weird if someone else read this article using *my* voice Oh my god this is awesome KEEP GOING Nooo... No kidding. I can't imagine ever being remotely as excited about an NHL game as I am for just about every WJC match--even the ones Slovakia doesn't play in. where is the official announcement that they will have a 50% off sale tomorrow? I wonder how many people licked/blowed this? Or did even worse! Why are you trophy pushing at th6? A fake wedding Didn't even realise Lupita was in Star Wars Holy shit! You guys sure fancied it up ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)(✂*( ( I survived the two hours of tutoring and the quarter mile walk each way today, but now I need a nap. You'd think I was tutoring kickboxing the way I feel. I don't think I know that movie but in that shot that guy looks like a black Jeff Goldblum I think it's a uniform jumper she borrowed from her kid... If you can't provide your own history you can always use human history. According to what it says here... I had no idea there was an Animal Crossing movie until now So it's not just me. GMs really are being paired against diamonds We speak many languages Damn. Ivan did very good, and Yakubu was like holy shit On this note, what if there were cursed ogres... Hmm. The tagging happened again. What's going on around here? I didn't get no gold... ᕕ( ͡ Shouldn't a legendary archer be able to keep track of how many arrows he has? He made the He refused to get out of his car. that's quite an assumption ( Peyton could actually be leaving Still can't see it, are you done in the other giveaway I'm fuckin' dying, man. How many more days til graduation? Yeah you do understand not a single member from that Penta game, is in this Alternate team now right? This is an entirely different roster. Your top fans are staring into my soul holy! Wait, seriously? If two flag carriers hitting each other is a kiss, I don't even want to know what this would be considered Wow, nicely done. That doesn't change the camera perspective. did any of her spell even scales from ap how does she sleep ? They were delicious! It was too hot to decorate them in fancy swirls, because that was a lot of effort and because the frosting doesn't like sitting fancy when it's that warm, so I just smeared it on :p I did have fun, and didn't get to sleep until almost 5 am ( That's what I'm wondering. ᕕ( ͡ what a picture... *anticipates* im not following??? It's... beautifullll! Racetrack? 800$!? Hel and tyr are FINE It's been 13 years since I went through bootcamp, and I still kinda hate you. Just think about how weird that must have been for James McCavoy - all of a sudden he's not the guy who can bend bullets? One thing is to lose your superpowers, but having to pretend that not only did you never have them, but someone else had them instead! Holy shit, your wallpapers are phenomenal Neither? press the space bar Daaamnn how does it use 40% less power? Ive never seen an outdoor farm being plugged into something? wtf...I mean its still fappable lol but wtf was that Why DEGO? Yourself All of that damage boosting. how? This trick is insanely good ... and Kitkat ......... Creepier than when Chopper and Franky switched hearts... Not at all, I traded him that ZGS and he wielded it one handed Oh wow, I've seen this movie many times and never knew that what store did you work for? So, the not owner was going to get him neutered and keep him for awhile? Uh, what? Sounds interesting How have I not heard of this!? It's rated so highly on MAL... I guess my 2015 skill milestone would be figuring out how to get a GM to gift me a lvl 5 skill When I first read this I didn't see the title.... yeah Your cpu is bottle-necking your entire system. You have such amazing specs otherwise, even the unworldly 28TB eHDD I thought they just were violently breathing out Some of these comments..holy shit I caught myself talking back out loud to myself in a Target parking lot yesterday. I was sleep deprived and hung over enough that I forgot I was out in public. Aaaaaand what does that mean I think 80% of the posts below are from people in America Obviously it is if you're an alien I give her I know what queues are Randall Flagg is on the move. It's right at the top of this post Aren't you a flight attendant person? Or you could get a more reliable CM Storm Quickfire with MX blues or reds for the same price I don't remember muslims murdering someone over insulting their religion here aswell? If someone needs comfort and I care it's okay. But most of the time I keep a healthy distance and talk people through things . and if you randomly hug me or start crying on me I'm like AWD My top comment is literally "Minecraft So you are telling me, Gamsu will be better than Balls, Impact, Quas and Dyrus? Or is he? why is there hentai drawings of i think bruce in the background of IG news?? Read that as ISIS. He's been a brother long before alot of us You mean like aliens? ¯_\__( .... That's one scary clone Theres a face slapping machine OMG Wooper: *Wait... this is suposed to <hurt>. Why is it all happy and jumping?* What remix pack? Damn, thought you just needed one I use Goof Off. That shit is crazy strong I remember feeling a little creeped out when my character woke up, but rather than wondering how I fell asleep (the above theory works way better than anything I'd come up with), I was like "...can... can HE JUST DO THAT WHENEVER. Oh god Jolder's is amazing. Higher impact, range and stability than Thunderlord at a 100 why is she president? I didn't vote for her I know that feel. The owner of my house has been coming by frequently due to some renovations. George Clooney level attractiveness. The only downside is that he sometimes does up unannounced when I've just woken up Em.....okay.... Anything in it? Was both motorsports fan and shibe before this promotion. A dangerous combination. As a result I have 6 shirts, 2 coins, and 3 die-cast cars damn that's really good Currently you have to bet just roughly above $3 on SKDC to get a dollar. How is that a "medium" bet out of a $60 inventory? im surprised, theyre two hours early... i wonder what theyve done. But my comment which you answered to was about Bavaria What I learned is that when driving your Mazda3 through Montana, if you should become off-course because of some confusing road-work and decide to take a detour you see on your map that actually ends up being straight through a random farm with a bunch of cows roaming around in your way and a "road" that's just two parallel ruts, straddle one of the ruts rather than trying to ride in them, because you don't have the clearance you think you do. I've only really gotten into make up in the last few months as well! I watch YouTube videos and immediately think "I NEED THAT!! What happened!? ...Could someone explain this to me? They probably did hear you. Maybe they all liked it ( Today's adventures in hormones: I'm pretty sure I became aroused from a particularly delicious French silk pie. *That's* never happened before Okay you got me. The hell is this from? Wow. Thanks for giving me the exact count People are dicks even in "casual" mode? I'm not sure I believe you. There's a large demand for peeled oranges? Resurrect. Resurrect. HE WILL FREAKING RESURRECT STUFF?!?!?! Pelastine He does achieve his goal, we think, it's actually kind of up in the air Man, can't believe this sub used to have that much drama Um... if you had it in gear, but then it would just start itself... Why are those pants so damn tight? Why would you ask a man if he likes bacon? I find it astonishing how a decade after I gave up dentistry I still find things I can understand, or know because of it. Holy shit! Spell his kids names backwards That... Would be quite the boss slaying team I'm assuming the getting shot day was worse? At least the other time you got to fuck him up a bit. Some story though. Not sure if it really likes it or really doesn't. Actually, you don't need a source game installed to purchase it. The game runs on the source engine, which is a proper working engine like Unreal Engine and Unity (Except it uses lua scripting). The reason people think it's a still a "mod" is because it uses the textures from Counter Strike: Source. Without those textures, you end up with 90% of the game being purple/black. Despite that, it is still playable, and if you don't want to purchase CS:S you can easily find the required textures through google (Although, that's technically piracy, right? Wonder what in the fuck I'm going to do with a 10 inch long 6 inch thick cock. I'd much rather keep my current size thank you Wait what? If you're wanting to make a numerical comparison with how often cartoonists are murdered... many times more frequently? I'm surprised your Grundo is still there Wait did you do an LSC while your HQ is level 7 Never, in all of my years of multivariable calculus, have I seen a function of a function in that form Who's Victor? How many slimes do you even need What? Surprisingly no wtf ... "lease" What is with all the nice prices suddenly O...M...SHEEZUS...this is the most fire shit Willam has ever made and this is preview mode... You said you didn't die on normal unless you were being lazy or stupid, which implies that you did die from being lazy or stupid. Being one shotted is how I had my first death today. I was like paragon 38 to 40 or so and in torment 1. No idea how it happened. It was a normal elite pack like I've killed thousands of. Not even a boss. I was actually looking at my HP when it happened. I instantly went from like 95% full to dead. Someone in this thread is masturbating... What was the permanent overload bonus Wooow really? Mine barely bled. Could be worse. You could be someone who involuntarily regresses because of DID, but also at the same time sometimes seeks safe-haven from being little (non-sexually) but then also happens to like the safety of nappies. All somewhat complicated and completely inadequately described by either the term AB, DL or ageplayer. HOW MANY TIMES WILL OREGON GET SUNDAY HOP BOUNCES?! Real birds kinda scare me. Idk I think it's the eyes. Thanks - maybe I'm being too skeptical ...Holy hell, you went against monsters. Omg...that must have been insane There are vehicles What major / university is this? Artemis isn't classy? Athena isn't classy? 2012 will happen. Cardale in full-on yolo mode hiking the ball with 21 seconds left the playclock 1st and goal at the 2 Didn't know that, looked small to me and I'm 6' 245, can stack both hands on top of mine and just a little bit of the glans sticking out, but when my gf first saw it, she was like Same, as a 6' 245 dude, I thought it was small actually, but when posting on a gw sub, people told me "you're huge", and my gf was like they're item petpets Well that escalated quickly 24 hrs? First when I read this topic I thought wtf? But yes it totally makes sense. I often find myself thinking oh I play one or two games. And than 4 hours later the day is over That's exactly what I thought. I'm surprised that kind of quality can come from colored pencils! I DO Rested card CAN activate abilities errrrr ... rule eight? how does this violate rule eight? I dropped my flag right at the end of our first song. I was k=like Good lore... Born 'n raised. My parents are Aggies. I fail to see the resemblance KINGDOM HEARTS 3 CONFIRMED! Most probably, but if it happens there, it is bound to happen in the west, I think. Maybe around the time that the Hoopa film comes to the US television I had one on my tank and it did the job The most perfect girl on GW just checked!! got Blood Moon Akali and yet Cannabis is the bad drug ....... Tubby's trying on a shirt in **public** by taking his off to try the ones on sale? I'm actually not a big fan of my butt, it seems kind of big and bony to me! I've had girls remark nice things about it though I think with the ammount of games coming out (GTA V, Dying Light, Dead Island 2 and others) it is safe to assume, that you woun't finish Dragon Age Inquisition any time soon. Hell, I'm in the same boat with you. DA:I, Shadow of Mordor and many other games (oh you Steam sales!) are still waiting for me to finish them, yet more are coming and I often can't resist and buy them. Regarding preordering, I think it ain't that hard not to preorded with the expection of GTA V. Yup got it preordered In tinder? Wow, as you said, low expectations but they hit even lower :P Cracked lenses and botched tracking? Well, at least you look awesome! Thanks for the video, I doubt we'll see much more coverage of the ANT VR, most backers probably just want to forget about it SMFC ripping heads on his smurf vs double aks. NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE "Bravo, bongo, bravo" You were rude? MFW My neighbors cousin is le relevant newfriend meme Or play Dota - No he cannot, for the same reason he cant stitch a few red dragon scales onto a burlap cape and claim hes now fire resistant. 2000gp seems a little cheap for a full adamantium plate set aswell.... try 25,000gp Thank you, Jess! :D I would accept your hug! Fair warning though: even though I am pretty short with T-Rex arms, I hug like giant bear. You don't know what you're getting yourself into. i'm not joking, as a mod this is the best post I have seen here in quite a while. I need these really bad now What the fuck ? Did they really removed Silent ? So who was the girl you were facebook stalkin Why would he not have auto retaliate on? Oh man I didn't even see that That's one huge cat on the right Holy *cupcake*, nerfed Fire/Life, fixed Tier 5 Crafted Weps, and fixed PBG queues. Carbine does care Dexter? Is that you? "I'm going home now..." Until you realise he can't even use watergun properly oh god yes ... so much this. I'm getting chills just thinking about it. good bye sleep Why was I down voted? Hmm... There seems to be a lot of "wait and see" attitude with some of these things... This is Holy shit this is genius, why did I never think of this How do you measure ping to Gw2 Somehow can't find it (~ TIL Chicken stock comes in cans. She lives with Julianne? Im also Plat, we could maybe do a nice job, just in case there is another event like that we could offer ourselves We're all the clones The history is plain and simple no matter how many black friends you have. wow, that's a lot of tax! Why is this even on the front page? My purse is ready Like... for free? Or just dirt cheap? Or what? I don't understand but I am jealous Religion is kinda taboo.. I mean, I just told my Indonesian friend I think Jesus wasn't a real guy and her eyes just went Deathstroke is part of Team Batman Holy wow. Thank you there is nothing I can say to express how beautiful you are Which would mean he would be re-joining partway through a term/after the first term. Which was what I just said they wouldn't let him do and you agreed with How does this guy keep finding girls that are willing to fuck him? what the actual fuck Is it okay to throw away boobs of other colors? and is also used in a lot of other media. Thats like saying you're surprised an anime mentioned Schrödinger's cat. This petition is from early 2014. 2 things.... I'm happy I had to go this far down to see supernatural... cuz i still watch it (idk why i cant stop), and i also just have this little voice in my head that says hey... maybe they can make a series finally just as good as season 5............. Goddamn. That is nuts. My long hair! Its gotten ridiculously long, it almost brushes my bum Just like this comment. I had made a very large profit off DAC so far, so I decided to bet a little risky. I put $30 on Mineski Oh my everloving God, this looks incredible > her eyes just went It does? Wait, if you like to lie, then maybe you are not a snarky asshole and maybe you lied about lying... Orbit using cheats? on reddit at 4am right now Imagine the box that would come in sold most of my mtg cards for weiss $5.. I-...I'm going to have to try that. Lol. Why? Because it's you? Wut? Or you allow Starbucks to exploit you? Looking really nice, although I expect sitting down could go disastrously wrong for that guy with that dagger where it is huh, those reqs are actually normal? What constructed format are you even **playing** a 3/2 for 2B? he does??? - Her pet name is basket ball.... ( Thanks. Sounds painful yep had the same experience today as well. I only asked an apollo why he did build heartseeker and explained him that it is not that good when hes new( obviously he fed but that didnt matter to me; TL;DR Heartseeker useless when not stacked) and he just started flaming me why i´m such a douche But like, where the hell IS the grenade? And where is the explosion? If you run keyboard you get controls like in Toybox Turbos :P but of course digital. I guess you could bind keys to your gamepad, but analogue is nice :D Personally I don't mind the current control method, I always go full thottle 99.99% of the time so having to hold a trigger is worse for me Scissors! Holy shit, that's rather excessive, don't you think? It only lasts a couple weeks then you can bring your dog back to have them redone as a panda /u/william_heath ... your inbox is going to break. I know that the French version is censored... 7 minutes are gone Different candidates showing up than who interviewed? I think I might be dyslexic... at first, I read this as, *You're like a spicy Harry Potter.* Those graphics > Oh, and they fill each town with pointless NPC Players that just say "HI, HELLO, and OK" all day long. It was like twilight zone The cheerleader with the last flag almost got trampled by the team. Scripts can reveal people in the Fog of War? Do you need to keep him alive? That's some straight up Nightwing shit What are loosies and why can't you buy some if you're not black ? Yea... when driving school bus, I've had people cut me off and brake check me... Do they not realize that a 36,000lb vehicle isn't easy to stop? Agreed - super nice to know guys do this. It's so freaky hearing a guy coming up behind you when you're walking home alone in the dark Did you just defend someone throwing an animal off a balcony? so you are comparing a mage to 2 hypercarries OMGOMGOMGOMGOM! That was a Mursaat!!! Why are you and kilgore being downvoted, weird. Please read the disclaimer that comes right after it Brazil How is your laptop still running at that temperature? *crowd surfs naked * wait. Does your dark joker passive stack with revenge? i just noticed that the tower distance between left and right lanes are different You have artists to thank. (As I said, it isn't not allowed, just don't expect us to do it a lot! lol CNProtoss sent me the replay and I'm too scared to watch it You have an artist to thank. Hop to it. Who buys DFG on Kayle... That sounds like a really big figure then! ...and that lippie is? How do you type into it? Wait.....I've seen that scene but not the show. Please please tell me that wasn't his sister Please don't itz(blah) I WAS SLACKING IN THAT PERIOD DAMN Tuned in and was like what the hell. GTA V PC That must be why he's perenially stuck below rank 5 in constructed District 5! Yo for real...Chris' cr.M is a low that anti airs I can't tell if I'm imagining things or not but one of the songs they were just playing in the arena had a very Rammstein-ish riff. Both of the ones I mentioned are relatively new. Bristlr caught my eye cause, well, beards. And Coffee ~~Loves~~ Meets Bagel I saw on Shark Tank. The pitch was that it was engineered to appeal to women more so I thought why not. It's free. I do like some things about it, though it's so new I get only a handful of matches. Hotty McHotness is the best thing about it so far. Maybe he's a ringer placed in every girls match results... Halo theme mah gaaaaaah Hehehe. It was a body play event, and I did suspension. :) Careful with that fire! On a RAID0 I must i am gonna be Itzdarkpearl_ Fleece-lined leggings sound amazing, maybe i should get some He is out of this world handsome How have I never seen this movie? OMG they called a legit penalty!!! Virginia Beach represent! But no thanks, blame Dateline 65 gigabytes In this thread; holy shit, my sides. Yeah it was a trollish dick move (wouldn't be Trojan Trolls otherwise) but some of you folks *cough Timomatic* don't need to act like we skinned your first born child Why is it green Why would I judge you? gold toss omcritzy I've read the blister pad trick but does it work if you haven't lanced it? I have some benzoyl peroxide spot treatment hiding somewhere and a mud mask I could try. I don't get them often and I used to mess with them a lot, I'm trying so hard not to pick at it I was like "wtf you can vote on map change?" until I realized it's casual, lol. Completely forgot that even exists. How are there even people playing casual, it's terrible. No, SO works in corporate. Where they PAY the distributor for the drugs that are ordered by the pharmacy, lol. I can have them make you a graph for the past fives years if you like.... After reading some comments, how could some of you guys be that poor growing up? I lived in 3 countries and saw my parents climb the ladder 3 times in my lifetime and we had to cut corners just like anyone else but I can't even for a minute remember having it near as bad as some of you guys How do you Reddit without RES Or the best. How is John Wall not on that list? oh man... I got SOOOO far one time. After a time, they start throwing in hurdles!!! roughly $6 USD, that's not bad at all! She is. She's obsessed with shoes. OMG, that actually happens??? Maybe they think those reasons go directly to the admins? yeah and my m4a4 asiimov is scratchless Omg that's so cool. I'm sindhi too! Your description! It's weird because I know a guy who's cousins are half white and half sindhi and they grew up in a Hispanic neighborhood. Well... What did you think they were? 5.0.1, my mistake. Uh... don't look now but somebody stole some of your consonants.... Then she's even crazier than I thought. Admittedly I haven't played much at all recently, but the two last matches I played were both on US East servers and nobody in either game had any issues whatsoever. Apparently I got very lucky Yea typically white as well. Never seen a blond with dark eyes before? It's only weird if it doesn't work Where'd you get that for $50? Why leave Dark blanked out on gen 1 but include Steel on gen 1? I feel that not giving PC players Red Dead Redemption was more of anal probing than postponing GTA V release. Since I can wait! We have so many games to play on PC that little wait can't turn us down, or can it? A van made of leather Wait what? O_O Ok im from Latvia, and we get things rather late, but pardon me asking - is this a university where students just play dota? Like not some real world skills as management, business, marketing and shit, but just actually play dota 2.. . ? What is wrong with this sub.. lol why would it do that? you guys are weird Is this subreddit also just an imagination? They took some photobook pics at the holocaust memorial That guy really reminds me of the G-Man from Half-Life 2 It was called "What do insanely rich people buy, that ordinary people know nothing about?", however, the original thread seems to have vanished. I can't find it any more... So even if a game was a total piece of crap you would be interested in it if it was cheap enough? You went from "Not sure if guy" to "Dude... "stop doing aoe" I suggest you buy 10 in Copenhagen and then sell them on ebay, they go for like £20 each i did not even know minors could get solitary What supporting software would that be? Was going to say this, not sure how to make it into "Dick Head" Foot size doesn't matter You'll never hear from them again.... Wait, since when is Neptulon shitty He's definitely have had a smoke too much internal graphics Did they forgot Patric? I didn't notice it until you said something, but you're right. That game was horrible I cleared 38 with glass cannon and no unwavering will/blur. Did they make Grifts easier I actually got your snapchat... ehehehe! ho potuto cucinare solo una volta in una famiglia e cosa sono andato a fare? pasta aglio, olio e peperoncino A GORGON! LOOK DOWN! How did you read my mind ? I thought "This thing must be Austrialian, where else would you need a Tank to fight fires and protect it's crew against deadly animals like... spiders and snakes". Imagine my surprise when I saw it's German "You tiny-brained wiper of other person's bottoms!!" <-- actually, that is also relevant here. Thanks again! I'm gonna spend this month going through the samples I have (so many Haha fair enough, that was probably due to the fact that she was expecting something else lol. Other than that I don't see how any Muslim or Jew (with a brain, of course) can see "viewing pigs" as something offensive/disrespectful Well that's a bummer for them. To people saying legalize it, even when it's legalized it's illegal for people to grow. The Government needs to keep an eye on it's circulation really and growing it is kinda pointless and non-profitable when it's legal anyway, especially when they have shops where you can choose your potency I tried frozen yogurt for the first time last night. I dont understand? you naked? BA = Bachelor of Arts, no? pls let me re check my eggs first Whaaaa? Why do you need to have your weight on your licences? That is so bizarre! That looks like my boy's wife Except that price Usually I'm just subbed here for the cool pictures, but this one legitimately bugs me out a bit I have read only one chapter of Bleach in my life (it was quite recent one where some dude came back to life because he heard Ichigos voice? Source on the vehicle? What's the last achievement that you don't have? Good god I'm worth over 3 thousand dollars I never had that experience while farming ST Excuse me for being naive or gullible, but do people really do that in porn?! Am I the only one that takes all buffs before going back? Can we not shoot ships on the pad?? sorry but english is my 3rd language :) was that comment to confusing? I now have more than enough gems for several thousand characters. Sisi, esa es la extension, es buena, SIEMPRE reservar. Pero digo, a la hora de entrar a la sala veo gente haciendo cola My own designs blend Lemarkian and Darwinian evolution but DAMN you're certainly making Lermarkian evolution more appealing! Wtf. Smg2 and metroid prime trilogy for $10 each? Did you look it up? You can use CSGL on your phone? is it an app or from their mobile web? ( wait how early do we have to post it for it to be judged???? Yup, carrying around a little multitool? Oh No! He might be some crazy-stabby-knife-nut Is that.. canned/packaged tuna? It seems like his second head is rotting away. Look behind his shoulder That thread, tho... If you're putting an item through the trigger to prop it up, please do it behind the trigger. ( DAMN reselling a cartoon magazine considered shameless? Wow, that is probably insanely rare. I bet if you sold it you'll definitely make more than your money back! As a Norse God guy...that Tyr skin would be glorious Is there a puppy here?!?! Dead serious: Randomly clicking through related artists in Spotify for people like Zircon, Big Giant Circles, or Ronald Jenkees... I stumbled upon him, listened to his top 5 tracks was like "how does this dude's top two tracks only have like 100K listens each???? That shark just killer whaled him According to this Bra Size Calculator... I'm a 28D? I don't remember reading about that part of the story in Sunday School... Dang, dat timing! I thought there was an age restriction tho That skirt. I actually read somewhere that dolphins will rape humans I must have read it wrong, silly me hahaha. Thank you for the suggestion, but waxing would be torture to me Didnt even know this existed! YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. Could you give an example of a skill that has "more" in its wording? True, I forgot to see it from that angle. It's a world where children are trained as soldiers and some of them have had terrible experiences, and Naruto believes in them when even they themselves don't. Wait..now I get it! people take this subreddit seriously that sounds like 3000 mg of sodium Shift queue an entire match? But didn't Khadgar make a portal to get our troops there in the first place? So why can't we just portal in all the badass NPCs from Azeroth , kill the raid boss and send them back to Azeroth? We have portals, Y not use em? Spioner överallt. are those questions supposed to be related..? and you still not change it A larva lake??? Wow. This is literally the first time I've seen on of the older mods aside from /u/Curay My iStick 20W with a 1.8 ohm coil can't go above 15.9W I told the vet my puppy had been toddling around and fell off the bed. Was NOT about to tell him exactly "why..." I literally just saw this this morning....at my local Starbucks...getting my coffee.... What debts? Snell That link comes up really weirdly. Oh i feel like betting the exact opposite Ehm, now I'm confused. You guys will read this comment and look at my AtB flair and wonder, but Disgusting is my personal #1 album of 2014 and I would have never guessed that you guys found it to be so mediocre. You seem to be somewhat irritated, which wasn't my intention. NO ONE IS SAFE Woah... but i got it You have competitors for internet? Where do you live? Woah... I probably have expired shampoo... PLURAL WORDS ARE SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plural words are scary? My lust for that hair color burns with white hot intensity. I'm convinced that anybody saying they don't believe it will be the same Marth are either people who paid stupid money for something everyone else will have for a measly $12.99 or scalpers who have a surplus of Marth they won't be able to push now that those without a Marth will just wait it out. THIS is why you shouldn't buy from scalpers. Oopsy! astronomers are gonna come to your house and slap your shit. they're looking right at you now with their telescopes Will that be our first crossover season? Orlando haha got the monster tile yesterday, and poof!! its wind bearman Hanzal? cuuuuute! I need one. I literally have not even thought of a baby book yet... I hope that's not official. I love plain yogurt, but the flavoured stuff doesn't really do it for me. Unless, I guess, it's frozen? It tasted pretty great last night, but I only like plain at breakfast. Those look like guns to me. That thing hurts my eyes. Literally? I wrestled one as a junior in high school. I wrestled 215 that year You figured it out?!?! Well, the weird thing is that rolling the Int off is still probably your best option, but then it's not really an Ancient item anymore Me too! That made me happy. It's funny because she basically gave her show from one sicko (Chester) to another (Dandy). At least Dandy doesn't have creepy Marjorie doll Finally. After 20 times of it telling my tenso id was wrong. Oh, really? I had no idea! In that case, it was actually really good. I really should have tried it earlier than I did. Though I have to say it was pretty grueling...took 4 hours Because Cole? are you f2p with hax luck? OMG ERIOLE Oh wow I received it as a free gift from Riot, didnt know it was a pricey skin No, the girl I was with learned the hard way that I didn't know. fucking hell...................... Ik ben beledigd which means I am offended in English. Weird, I don't see it what the shit is wrong with your country?? 90% item farming bots Units that damage and give 3 elements It looks like a Romanesco Cauliflower and a disco ball had a baby I had 4 points left to Consecrated with 2 minutes left to go and 1 Arena Orb...was searching desperately for a scrubbed team, couldn't find one, and just fought the first Consecrated I saw. BARELY won, came out 70 points over 20k 32 hours a week I didn't know we were doing triple battle Woops, mayor mistake. 8AM to 5PM Dear god where in western Nc I don't even know how these two options relate to each other... I've been better but I've also been a lot worse, so I'm okay. I just woke up because my cat decided to stand directly next to my head and start meowing in this weird raspy voice because apparently she's the spawn of satan. I think I jumped about 3 feet because she scared the living shit out of me. I've never heard a voice like that come out of her before. But... they were in theaters like 30 years ago... you can go buy them right now. > what the shit is wrong with your country?? There are specific sponges for blenders? I usually just "frappe" hot soapy water to clean mine. ... Wait. Something doesnt compute She could. I'd probably just look like this without replying. -> ** Ive tried to put this together the best way i could think of and uploaded them to Google but even that is prooving to be a bad place for downloads as google for some reason don't have a download button when you go to the file. they have over simplified things a bit too much in the download page lol. (Tiny little arrow icon Oh my Ahhh well like they said I can dream..... except 3 sums are almost always awkward little Austria Full clear in less than 1 minute. Holy shit, there's even a picnic basket there! ( What shit ? I don't see anything wrong or different there. Well, today I learned egalitarianism is for people who can't pronounce it. Wait WHAT? He's actually IMMUNE to current damage sources? I dont know how you handle it but i for my part dont have the time to play for 19hours per day... Where in Poland? That exists? Wow... is that what DOTA really means ? I never knew And according to the article, this happened *twice*. Steam has achievement rewards? o_o Wait, what can you unlock with steam achievement points? And rather, where? I read that as the Prussian economy for a second. they never let you leave, Murder. I didn't even know this song existed That escalated quickly. You kind of read my mind ヘ( O.O)ノ ＼( I am actually. Can't tell if photo or painting \ Milner goes in net 300 grams...10 ounces?!?!?! As I said in other threads. I think Wind Sky Dancer is the best PvP healer right now as she bypasses healing debuff. Fire Vamp is insanely useful for any PvE content. Pulling these 2 in just bonus scrolls as I understand is ridiculous. Don't go out, you've used your luck, next bus is yours. I got Ciara and Luther too This is one of the tastiest looking things I've seen That... Makes no sense at all. Got a few different controller types here, and whatever I use to select For Glory is the controller ends up used. Hmm? But doesn't he allow the system to exist? Not pekkas I didn't give anyone crap and Mexico didn't apply to my statement What's actually going on in the top panel? Oh snap, I'm really sorry, on Youtube with 30FPS it kinda looks like AR8 DT What gay porn have you been watching? Imagine have to go up against JJ Watt Demarcus Ware and Von Miller all those boos for NYCFC Really never go shirt without boxers. Oh my! Well, at least it isn't your husband putting it on his head and walking around. I was going to say the exact same thing /u/O_OO_O You do so much damage as a sch I was kind of worried about the slow progress, but right now it feels way too fast Wow, strict as hell about this trailer. Got my shipping notification at around 2:22 am my time (PST). Dear gods... AH, JESUS, YOU SICKO I randomly clicked one of those and saw an image of a woman getting something as wide as an arm inserted into her, with a facial expression of someone in a great deal of pain. ... How do you pronounce your name? that means i can get it for 2 keys from you? i.......i.....i'm so lost for words. They...had a homeless man in the basement and somehow incorporated condiments? Oh my word! ( I still freak out when I open a website/email and it is all in Dutch Somebody should draw that. I'm going to pretend it was a UDFA joke instead of my lack of watching the draft ever Wow, I didn't expect to see my top two choices as the top two upvoted in this thread. You have a Unusual MTM taunt I have a friend who has exams a week before her due date did NOT expect that What if he spills the beer ... in the popcorn? Not really. He had so many one vs one chances, crossbars and I couldn't get through his defense. I was passing ball looking for any way to get in between my midfielders. When game was about to end Lewandowski scored header with lucky crossing and few minutes later Ramos shot a goal from about 35 meters When I traded my Cosmo Black 3DS for my ALBW 3DS XL, I forgot to bring my charger and the GameStop cashier actually told me not worry about it. Go go go furry power yikes.. I'll be sure to test patch What if we hire Scott Frost then move up and take Mariota? yeah just search "reggaeton", it's all over the place (sadly for us here in latinoamerica You can't buy any ammo? That's odd. I can at least do that! Next time? Are you saying this won't last? Ah see. I didn't know that it is easier either way :/ That does not sound too good. I don't think it should be that way. I mean the Centipede is just weird if anything - I killed it on my first try and I didn't even move just stood beneath it as it jumped and kicked and did nothing in particular Oh, then I guess I am a bot... but what if your backlit device fell down under the seat! really? i did not xpeke that ITT: People realizing they have become adults It helps if you take it, then LIE DOWN IMMEDIATELY. I've actually been at an "adult store" at around 1am in the morning and there was a woman carrying an infant around. I just organized my mini hauls from 12/30 (TK sale) and RRS (Cosrx sale + Mizon repurchases) and discovered that between the cash back I had, the sales, and the comparison shopping I did, I discovered that I had seriously scored on the savings front. that was fast You found me? WOW Eh? Then how did you get sniped? What's "Chuck a sticky"? Wha? When did the price hikes hit? that bike has some slippery wheels Maybe the Returner wrote it on MyBobaFetish's kindle when he was summoned to find it Oh yea. How do people get proof readers and whatnot? Ummh , was that Tim Drake ? Its really strange that the staff still uses written boards instead of teleprompters. Flashback to the 70s... Shit, Flyers, you got Garrett all salty now. Oh no, just when I leave my eyes at a fixed point. I was wondering if that was normal or not, maybe a sign of a tumor Got a Blackrock Bulwark and Copelands from half an hour of farming Arrakoa rep today, mind is blown! Or carrion queen and carrion queen. what? I never said it was harmful or bad YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. I feel like I haven't seen you around in a while! Lecavalier looked like he was about to fall over while he had the puck. I can hear the wood screaming as it's being pulled apart... I hear No One can stop the juggernaut woah, today I learned Damn, that's rough. I am not looking forward to college Seriously? But we need equal range on all who are ranged.. you must live close to me, the only metro vape i know of is on Sandy Plains Ice cream sounds appropriate for this situation. *Brain shuts down for a moment.* Nah, but seriously, when I first stayed the night at my gf's house and discovered blush, eyeliner, face cream, foundation, lipstick, liner, concealer, cold cream CC cream, polish, remover. I was like Alright ill be blunt, your teams are all over the place. Your Athena team for instance is completely spread in color and actives. (And what haku are you replacing, there isnt one in the team "Console"? And you aren't able to get any? Do you fuck it up so bad? I'm going to see this thing in my dreams... if I ever sleep again. Failed expansion? WTF is this Starcraft? They're just selling toiletries and craft goods O_O MY EYES TADTAD! MY EYES! One thing that bugs me with American Sniper, are the commercials. If you just listen to it, or even watch the clips it sounds more like a horror movie than anything else. Whenever I see it I think, oh this looks like an interesting horror movie oh wait well if nobody else in the server i guess is easy to get the airdrop you call yourself Is there any way to edit the title? $0? Which part Oh I didn't even notice Seriously, you guys have to be outnumbered 5 to 1 in this thread omg , its my favorite fruit (> Together in the same room sharing the same screen? Dude that's so awesome, none of my friends "frequently" watch or just discovered them! (Also you have a case signed by them Even the creeps didn't know what was going on From what I can remember they seem to have lost almost 5000 followers already do we have different versions 60k house? Cockinear Also, that last paragraph and mention of *Spin*... Glad to know I won't be sleeping tonight My professor recently mentioned 15TB portable hard drives, and my face was like Huh, why is it that you have to reset your location? Jesus Christ that was fast Damn, that pic with your nips out just does it for me That's uh...yea... Oh man, I hope you're serious. Everyone I tell thinks I'm going nuts... Oh my...... the look on the face of the dude holding them says it all Your sarcasm is noted. ...I think I'm the other one. Didn't know this was a thing crowded? right now everyone is crowded into a single system. it's called Sol. how big do you reckon systems are?? "Wh-whaaat?" The hell is it then on my screen it says you first, weird timing from reddit Thanks so much for the genensect! I really, really appreciate it :D Thanks for being awesome! Shiny whim looks sooo cool That's a very empty Ul'dah! Yeah. I even OOC'd this one. Maybe if I was being rebel troy, but...odd They can fire it straight at the ground if they're falling like the tank in the a-team movie. That would work right? dat end Wow, thats quite a lot of damage. TIL I have a vagina, why would you tell me that? Damn how did he become American Robot though the fuck did i just watch Because why would he just enjoy talking in the third person? "Oh my hobby is talking about my self in third person on the internet" You think Hitler is a hero? Sorry in advance but what is hat chat? Dair wii u DAMN, never thought penguins had such nasty mouthes Is it just me or does this look fake? The perspective of the floor inside looks wrong Ive already got two mitigators and two status clearers though Woah! Shiny voltorb and shiny geodude Why is everyone an Awoken with ugly face paint? I feel like I'm getting trolled is he somehow related to the German XV trainer - Cobus Potgieter? So I'm confused on how to create a flair. I went to the website and it asks me if I want to show a flair but I cant actually create one Multiplayer > Seriously, why would I queue with people I dont sonsider friends? Someone was going crazy and giving everyone gold then I wrote "It's happening again" and got gold Yup. Look up the record for the youngest (successful) mother if you want reeeally terrifying. Yeah, every once in a while the people I trip with and I will be like "hey, what do I look like? Is my face all weird for you yet?" "....yep." "K." Lol but we never just randomly stare or anything. I almost got stuck looking in a mirror once, but it kind of freaked me out because I looked all high and tripped out. Lol my pupils were like That kinda sucks. I can understand you being upset over this. But if you're going to disassociate yourself completely with her over a name, albeit, a very important name - that's a little childish. You guys are family and this isn't some non-blood related person. I get that this man was YOUR father, and not hers...but I think if she is going to do it whether or not you like it, just take some solace knowing that your cousin loved your father very much as well. She's doing it from a good place in her heart. And if/when you decide to have children and if them both having the same first name is just going to tear your family apart Wut What is this change you are talking about? I still have my tree, potion and the rose i even have a bearclaw which i have no idea where that came from But if there is a god, then where did he come from? Wait, where did the sword go? Lightswitch! hot damn None. The last movie I saw was animated. You are pretty.... serious ( Never realized how seductively the 90's Sabre is looking at me. The Plymouth Prowler has a better power:weight ratio? Notice the "Raptor Geared Up" toy is sporting a Saddle.... I repeat, a mother fucking SADDLE.... TIL some countries allow you to pick your own schedule I would really love that Minimum 25,000 subs in order to be "big enough". Sheesh. /r/nocontext I'm Taiwanese, and this was still too much for me How did you get that flair? Pay phones email and text now? yup... 970 is really good. there have been rumors that a prototype nicknamed "pirate island", which is thought to be 380x, and is more powerful than 980 Thank you! That example site is also awesome! I'll never visit australia I didn't even notice the time stamps But you got lol in your name??? How on earth have I missed this?! That sounds delicious and now I need it Harm how exactly? O_o it will be too smooth to handle or so many frames will burn their eyes out? And without all that nasty blood loss from sending you a real smile. TIL I missed out on so much money I tried to order you baking soda and fabric softener (because I learned something here today, apparently wait you need CC to buy the DLC cars what'd you post? he looked like he was gonna cry in the end Sacrifices must be made for science Yeah I still coach Those legs So what if my support has expired. My licenses say perpetual, but I can't technically down the ASA file from the Cisco website because I don't have an account with these linked. If I can find the file elsewhere I'm fine right? Or do you pay support for your home 5505? holy crap 28k minerals Jesus. Less than 50 bucks *after* shipping to Canada? Yep, I'll be picking up a 50W I believe How does one get someone to wear a heart-rate monitor, and not have them be suspicious? Why the hell is this marked as NSFW? Yikes, is it the flu??? I hate suffocation, but it's just not for my play style. It's terrifying just the same. I wasn't trying to sound like a tool. I just trying to make a light joke. So many wasted 5 minute upgrades 85,000 astronomical units That's adorable Why the fuck would they even take this series of photos? He said years. Half a year hardly constitutes years of play I'm going Fall 2015, so I should hopefully have time....*hopefully* Because I'm pointing out simple realities? i think maxie has an anti-awp cheat Nerfed? It's almost all buffed. What do you play? Maybe it was Kim jung Un When dealing with a subject as delicate as Suzy though, its important to be as concise and detailed as possible in order to avoid counter-arguments like "I actually like Suzy Oh boy, yes. And when you look at how she looked pre-op... But the traffic light setup though.... I don't like it Dat jockey wheel angle When did your flair go full commie Too much stress while you are pregnant will make your baby gay. Yeah...right > The class split pretty evenly between those who thought $50-100 or less a month (for 1 person) was a reasonable budget, and those who thought $300 a month was the bare minimum for 1 person. Sure. Ok, that's fucking weird as I live in Swindon! Oh Rough? MFW he practically high-fived the people riding the chair lifts That's a pretty low bar you set there to be a GGG. Wait, what does HTML 5 have to do with anything? mine has blue, red, green, and yellow-orangeish leds possession Sundin, oh jeez. No one knows the nickname for Canadians? ...well shit. That just happened! Holy. Shit. I finally watched this week's episode of American Horror Story. Holy crap guys! We had to take it down, things broke down with so many people. I'm from Portugal, I like Spica and I would like to know if any of you knows the reason why they are coming here Thank you! Glad you liked it. I was mostly surprised with Rengar Lucian Kogma and Renekton... that voice range They are living together and he is still 3rd in line. I'm not sure if you've ever travelled through the economically depressed corridor that was the former Erie canal upstate, but man some of those cities look downright postapocalyptic. I believe per capita crime rates in those places are way higher than NYC, i remember when i lived in syracuse there was this scandal where some cops busted a girl for underage drinking but let her go after fingerbanging her in the cruiser. I seriously couldn't believe when i heard about it, but even more shocking was the reaction of longtime syracuse residents, they just sort of shrugged and were like, "meh, that's par for the course around here" I have no words... That is awful ( 34? Only thing people can tell about me over voice chat is that I have big lips I play a lot of League of Legends. My entire life is full of shitlords not >5K tho Someone gave me a shiny 6iv ditto with pokerus Aw, thanks, I appreciate it! I think a lot of it was from exercise, such as walking; once I started university I took hour-long walks around campus pretty much every day, and that was really beneficial. I lost about 20 lbs in the first month God damn I thought he's going to end up in /r/Gore Isn't the impound the police station? I'm confused Arashi turns to respond to Manami but then he kinda Rylais? You do realize you aren't getting the full effect from Rylais because Ahri is AOE except her E. What????????? How do you demote a member of the band to just a subgroup CRAWFORD!!! ... Mine's not that stretchy... Thanks a bunch! I can't believe in all that is gooey that I missed the Double Dragon streams That show... is still a thing? I can never unsee that now. I feel like I just achieved a higher plane of existence by watching that video You don't think rapists are assholes? Just to be clear, what keys are you looking for? TF2? CSGO? car key? or house key? *bites lip* I think Target sells it ?!?! ...What crazy universe do you live in where I'm the Bite of '87 victim and HL3 fades in and out of existence? dude stop watching porn... ( What texture pack is that..? Just pay the sub? I wanna Merth for some reason You say WarZ got blasted because it was a DayZ clone, but H1Z1 shouldnt be called a DayZ clone because its a WarZ clone... Seeing a Star Wars post on the Marvel reddit feels so wrong yet so awesome at the same time Same guys who think Dwight should pick and pop Thank you! And wow, you are one fast GTSer Jesus, thank you for the donation! That was one hell of a donate Saw another earlier post on here asking for red/purple carpeting plants and looks like no one has brought up red moss. I just found about it a few days ago, am wondering if any of you guys actually have it (and if yes, I'd like to poke you with a few questions about it). There's a dude selling it for $30 + shipping in LA but at 1x1 inch, it's really expensive and I'm not even sure if I'd be able to keep it alive Any Rebecca Black song lebron looks happy to be at .500 He actually used to call her mommy The banning system makes no sense, I've sworn my fair share in game and never once got a chat ban Do you know why she begun stalking you and your husband? This is much worse Thankschuu /r/nocontext What Ninja Turtles were you watching? Whut? So I don't see the point in buffing already good players even more. I can't believe this is being allowed to happen... I feel I should petition the company to change its name for the good of mankind Looks like fear in the beanie to me \\_ Andy left I can't believe this is being allowed to happen... I feel I should petition the company to change its name for the good of mankind ...*gunfire?* 7k$ worth of skin influx is not enough? Caseyfoster telling Shahzam not to bet for iBP is not enough because DaZeD told him they were throwing not enough? I mean, it's Shahzam telling you that one of the people implicated basically told him they were throwing butbutbut.... tiffin Ah. That's clever, I like that idea xD (assuming it isn't Crimson Light IRL??? I'm highly confused....what made the academy hard? Just remember to wait for people to finish carving in the main game Actually lol I have a pair just like them Except AMD is going to be pushing 300W on the 300 series Name one ~40% spirit that contains greater calories per unit of alcohol than an average beer He's not paying attention to driving through a lot of that. HELP! I JUST WOKE UP 2 MINS AGO AND HINATA IS LEE?! WHAT DO I DO Is... Is that Priya Rai at 3:55? I came here to say shavette with a Feather blade... I'm always serious I have EU43 shoes too! But I have a 6'2'' friend who has 41, so I don't know what to think anymore... You're actually right (I think someone else said the same elsewhere in this thread). He's also working very hard to resolve the issue, apparently. I wouldn't necessarily call him a big confronter but he updated me last night saying he was going to speak with her after he and I got off the phone to 'squash this once and for all' Stalker alert "Oh god.. He's looking for a nipple on my face" Damn Vassili is hot, full homo Long time no see. But dude, seriously...? Actually, he came out pretty fast and bruised his face pretty bad. For the first few minutes, his face was almost black. I had this idea for a "bro" related domain name earlier today and I completely forgot. It's like a balloon filled with scrambled eggs Why does this sound more epic than it should?? What the fuck, I could buy like five keyboards for that. Keto flu? I'm sorry? Can't find yours Especially since I just learned how to make the american style biscuits and the principle is already ingrained into my european, british culinary mind. Where I thought the band was called Kennedys and that the girl was dead. Yay! Me too! 97 days doesn't seem that long Damn, you have one of the best female figures I've ever seen. I thought you were hiding some hip padding in the first few pictures. Maybe they cancel each other out! He looks like he is melting. And that thing goes up to 4.7 GHz. Huh, I didn't know there was an AT&T one I can't tell where the hat goes at the end... it looks like it disappears right when he puts his hands on his head! And I thought I changed my appearance often USA TODAY said he won't be working for CBS the rest of the season. You say the fan pushed the vapor into your orbiter and you didn't have to draw? This was a 4v4 game? He has be playing CAM hasn't he!!!!! It is FULL fade the 4th tooth is red I want the brand you buy oops From that second panel, I've just realised how huge Hobbes actually was I completely forgot about her! not rly. i mean it wasnt a demonstration of reaction. he gambled on the fact that he will blink back I wonder if the way she thinks and talks make her honestly feel like she is making the world a better place...she reminds me of Ann Coultier and Glenn Beck (Except I found Glenn Beck comical). I know if I talked like that? I'd constantly be living with an impending sense of doom and constantly looking over my shoulder Yeah, it was sniped, but it appears that I confused your giveaway with another one and mixed the two "redeem the code back"? whats that? i cant get refunded. i asked the customer service and nothing can be done. Hopefully the blades are not in use its still there 46/13/5 with the same exact stats twice? WORKIN ON IT! How did you even find that? Oh my gosh When my son asked me what the "old song" on the radio meant when it said to "shake it like a Polaroid picture". Sure you coudn't find a lower resolution python? if you can't even download the game from steam, that is a steam issue. I do graphic design now wow, im lost Lots of hyperbole in this post Yes, also: I like this a lot. But instead of a notepad I'll carve things into the floor just like the Lost Sinner did. Hopefully shouldn't cause me to be summoned into another person's life I haven't had anyone shove me in this sub yet. Then again I haven't tried to hug anyone either This is basically the Joker. It's ben a late christmas today It's ben a late christmas today what program is this? Oh His eyes are staring into my soul No, it's still there. What the? Sniped again? Okay, last try... What EU Top did earn 10? Hi!! :) welcome to the community my name is cori :3 a red fox. Don't worry I don't bite... or nibble for that matter :) *smiles genuinely waiting for a hug* and I love hugs lol I think just about everyone here does Oh jeeeeeeeze Or working at any walmart. Seriously, I've seen some things... Boyfriends... G...go...go touch it. I would not enjoy that That moment, when you haven't played GO actively in over half a year and you realize your Howl FT Skin's value is now 4x as high. Al Horford has such an ugly shooting stance...every single time he shoots I think he's going to miss. But the ball goes in. Actually also says she will have no income until her son is given back to her... how does she expect to live?!?! Does she expect OP to pay for all her stuff? yeah strange just noticed it Why is Heatran next to Cresselia? How did you get stuck up there like that in the first place? lol Actually...that's more-or-less how it went down... If my *dad* was on reddit... Dancing... Man oh man, I am ssooo glad all I dealt with was a strip show! Hhhmmm, now that I think about it, little kids using any available potty might be why the floor models of the toilets for sale in the home improvement stores I've been in are all displayed on really high shelves Yup unreal Holy.Fucking.Shit. I see them all the time not 30, but 10 I think that would be the best idea, because we're moving soon and they sent me silicone spatulas! BAKING! It wasn't obvious from the username? a better potential is recover mp every second not % to recover Grisaia is on Greenlight!? At this new job people are ALL about POF. Some didn't even know what OkCupid was I've seen all of those but never heard of this one It's late! But I can't fall asleep This seems exactly like the type of thing that rednecks would do in a zombie apocalypse. New Pennsylvania Republic? I was getting ready to sing with them but all of a sudden wtf chinese version Wow, I was just thinking about this morning Interesting that "Auschwitz" is a blocked bad-word but you can name yourself "Adolf Hitler" Well, I don't know what her issue is, but if you have 5-12 day gaps between a 'bathroom smell' you guys might want to look into laxatives or even just a simple diet change.... That is a lot She needs some pills for that verbal diarrhea Madre de dios Didn't know that 10 year old kids from Xbox Live are playing ED So where can I find a bowl like this? Woah! I did level-lock but someone actually traded me a 6IV Lv.100 Ditto >1) The spawn bending quest is still buggy, I was only able to leave the spawn after suiciding Naice! 10K A DAY? Finally someone who doesn't scale their Dell UP2414Q! \^( dogs, dogs everywhere holy crap he's so young I got Palit jetstream gtx760 and the game never showed this message for me. What if when they freeze time then they live their lives out with time frozen, and when they die, time starts again, and when people mysteriously disappear that's what happens, they die in a moment, but they got to live their entire lives out in one single moment. guys guys guys, so does this mean dragon sex? i need to analyze you... damn you're hot (.Y.) it looks atleast half a mill What is an Archeodong? Is that a pun or something? What glitch? Wait... your recent drunk comments originated because of them? How many did you drink, bro? Username so relevant It almost looks like you were beyond rough on it Švabo je švabo. Šta će mu asfalt kad ima 4 Golfa? Funny that you are giving yourself a review 'pumped'? wait what? if you die there you get your stuff back? ~~2013, no LTI? This happens at my work-all the time! Always women's bathroom. We call it the zoo bc it's so gross....what do I do? I work in the social services field. Yeah, apparently there's alot of disgruntled social workers out there If you live in the city and are careless with your budgets, as I was, it can easily get very expensive. My record was $1300/month, for one person, not including bar tabs! And I never even noticed, what with takeouts using cash and having multiple credit cards. Mint really opened my eyes And the Ahri or Gragas I don't get it Hey hangoverDOTTED!, That's as much as a trick question as the one I posted 80gb for that price? Jesus Christ, that's the prime example of innovation leading to cost efficiency right there. How lucky we are. I don't even remember such small HDs being a problem Well, quite. ALL HAIL HYPNO-SNOO That guy sounds a bit like Bryan Cranston... Are they piles of ash/smoke/whatever that have been swept up? That... That kinda sucks OK im not gonna lie, that looks really creepy. scary even. I love watching that kalista play I hadn't even read that it was about gender the first time I read the title Interesting for sure... I can't help but think that it's probably similar to connecting a USB laser mouse and then [making it into a joystick] in software. I can imagine doing that and using a wireless 360 pad Thats gotta have so much cum Huch Forgive my ignorance, but TIL you're the girl on the /r/asstastic sidebar For a moment there I read your comment as "comewell, comewell". That was weird What is Waldo Wednesday? Exactly. I was like Yup.. How did u know that? Someone lived there. You are right, the dev deleted this in latest update i think My Synthroid is only 40 a month. ele tá em superposição, existe e não existe ao mesmo tempo This is ridiculous What is that pudges hp This is ridiculous Yikes. I wasn't talking about having an NFL team in Mexico at all. 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Eru einhverjir skandalar eða gagnrýni gagnvart henni sem ég veit ekki af?! Holy crap, I just learned so much in 30 seconds. I came to reddit about a month ago and was just entertained by the banter-- holy shitballs...the things on reddit. I'm never afraid of using another curse word in a comment This is a movie? Fucking epic. So besides the remaining route, the animes, the movies, there's even more???? Holy crap I think one of my friends irl did too. Sadly this is my second playthrough and I've already rung the bells! What does being black have to do with it? My Colts friend just saw Blount's run and said "At least break his neck". So she becomes gassy, bloated and loose her appetite when having motion sickness ? So what ? Isn't that the definition of being nauseous wait a second - how can a city sell a highway? who could buy it? Doesn't she hit the guy with a bazooka?.. That's just what Jenny would say Can't tell if compliment or mockery Your speakers are backwards. I think I overloaded on nostalgia, so many flashbacks of my life I just realized I remember and know every single sound that board makes and how every piece of it works and feels. Is the Gold Prem forum active yet? Dont see it You mean were trying to decode the first and second at the same time? Each blog on tumblr has its own theme. Are you browsing on a very small screen or on mobile? The page appears perfectly fine on mine. I didn't know how to tell you this, but it's in love with you too. Uh uh he's a troll,that dont represent trp I have ordered the black carbon fiber too. Shame I have yet to receive it. Can't wait to try it on though the installation looks a little difficult Summer in January DO NOT WATCH THIS IF U DONT WANT TO HAVE NIGHTMARES so space still in prison? WUT!!!!? OMG!!! Yet they still used Davies knobs I blame her for having scary nipple hairs. I'm not sure if she was embarrassed or if those hairs were strangely important to her Y-yessir!! It's so good Good lord, I can't imagine having to deal with her at that age. I still read that as sister the first time This is a stitched panorama of 25 individual images shot with Canon 7D, Canon 24-70 f/4 L IS, f/8, 10 seconds, ISO 100. I'm on my laptop and don't have the original with me, but I think it's something like 28000 pixels wide. Actually that looks pretty awesome! What's wrong with her eyes? what was the guardian meta? i didn't know she got a super soldier serum I've been to this gun range. Can you send a link to the episode of Desrows show, I must have missed that one Doesn't matter, still hurts. Thanks for sharing this! I never knew Qoo10 had a board even is 25min long that looked so delicious > he is terrible Why ? Dang it, man Jorney? What's with the creepy Erwin on the top right? You're going to be the type of pregnant mother that plays Green day on the background while she's playing GTA V and watching a movie that happens to be on TV at the same time? What if... some kinds of regulations could be good, and some bad? Joni Mitchell popped into my head upon reading the title of this thread. so many things in one chapter, man i cant even comprehend what is going on atm LOL Why is this like that ? Silly question, but have you tried it without the VPN or anything? For some reason they don't seem to be restricting all foreign IPs - I'm in the UK and can happily connect without Google DNS or a VPN Time for a new Character! When I was 10, and was living at my old house, after my mother has passed away, I woke up around 3am to find a lady in white kneeling beside my bed. I could discern her messy long black hair and the moonlight from my window illuminated her straying hair strands. And that's not all, she was nodding and I was not sure if she had her back towards or facing me That was painfull This is amazing. Great song choices, and great Falcon You're on a roll today... Tyler Durden I- I can't handle the cuteness Not yet.. Yep, a lot of words in Hebrew came from Yiddish like Shmock(Shmuck) or Chutzpa. But Yiddish of great language created by Jews like Ladino, any connection to German is only a coincidence Okay, that is so weird. I don't remember being subscribed to this blog... Who am I supposed to be looking Are... are you me? You just described our local friend/gaming situation word for word. Yeah I saw that after the fact, that and the typos are due to getting crazy messages like this while at work lol > Edit: Why is the Backstage one on Private? The real question is: Why do I like the smell of your crotch?? What movie is that isn't that a hacked client chat why is Caraibas sieging New portugal? You completely fooled me. I thought it was a cosplay photo Wtf Where the fuck did you get melee for 50 bucks? I cant find one cheap anywhere wow, not only one player playing keyboard, you're actually saying you have 2 ppl on keyboard? Oh dude I calibrated back in October and played maybe 5 games of ranked since. Started off at 1295 now I'm 1165 yeah, and it would take a while to upload it to Takedowns are worth WAY too much in the judges eyes. The way the judges scored that basically was: "He ate punches the whole fight and had no octagon control. However, he got 2 takedowns so he obviously won." Yep, most are. But short-cycling is not necessarily caused by the thermostat, but rather issues with the heating/cooling equipment, having a poorly-insulated house, and/or improperly sized equipment for the given space. Usually a combination of all of those things. I agree. The detached writing style says "American Psycho" to me. What kind of cable to you have? No, my broadcast had ~4 angles of that Where the hell do you live No...it's a Shaolin Monk. I.E. Like what the name says Finish him! twisted fate in mid ? Where are you getting large format film drum scanned for $10 a sheet How are you redditing I’m not even in the US and I enjoy his replies… a great deal more than I should. Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry Let him take it all in, it'll be overwhelming the first time. It's a slow time of year so you'll get on most of the rides you want. If he's cool with it you should get pics with a bunch of characters (he'll deny it but he wants to see the princesses) And PB herself has been completely reassembled from chunks .... But I am not a being... I remember that! But I never thought it still worked Oh it's right there..... Those bones look like they've been...gnawed on. Fuck! Your body and feet are fuckign gorgeous. And that body hair first time... ever? His reaction was so funny he went from all smiles to I know i am get rekt a lot. my mom says i am a gOd. i drink my milk good. at a scale of pvp i am stimpys brother so he teach me the pvp Works when I click it I really want ... an extreme speed Linoone Im more impressed your dad is alive and you have a grandson How does one even But will reddit tax the winnings.. ** Who *doesn't* want Sinnoh remakes? That is a horrible perk! Even if that was available I wouldn't subject anyone to that! What's the deal with the scout model at 0:37..? Actually I have no idea what /u/PLAY_ARENA_RESPAWN is talking about HO-LY SMOKE... I've got this song on my phone, I listen to it several times a week and I have never realized this Huh, no one ever comments on how much I spend on makeup. Or on art supplies. I think it's kind of rude to judge where people spend their money Um it was a wide scarf , After five viewings just to make sure.Does Islam have a corner on the fashion industry no I WANT META KNIGHT NOW !!!! O_o What ?!! Not even by Portal Please explain what this is referring to... I look at Aqadvisor and see options for 300 gallon tanks. *Who would ever need to use this?* I ask my self. innocent shanely When a priest came up to MN to do a *gojukai* (gohonzon handing out) ceremony ca. 1988, it was a young, chubby Japanese guy (I was a little surprised). And for the extended *hiki daimoku*, he very clearly chanted "Nah-MOO myo-ho LENGE kyo". There was no "r" in his vocabulary, apparently Oh wait no, scammer! Wow. I that never even crossed my mind. But aren't the Jews behind everything? Hence it's the Jews' fault Damn that's impressive. I'm aspiring to become like your character now. Also the last 13% probably comes from the character cards, pretty sure. Your equips are sexy as hell and terrifyingly awesome ~~ She's hot. how is nid blue any source? Aww, lookit it! It's so- HEEEEEY. haha. He molested a baby. Not sure what's funny about it either... Why have you been downvoted to oblivion? Would love to see Byte now. Or their merged form. My question is... why would 343 use old unpatched code? Tony with the moves Holy, carp I didn't know Danmachi was getting a anime. This is amazing The noodles I could buy with $1,000,000 Um… what? I am not lolwat_ Holy shit Great defense by Rose Unlikeliest of he---DEADPOOL?! Now if those statues were dinosaurs then No. After gold ancients, lib values as much as siy. For now and with 4HS i never thought about it THAT way Personally I think remakes should stop for now. I think we're at a good point. JUST PUT THE FRIGGIN' UNDERGROUND IN THE NEXT GAME!! I waaaaaaaant it. Uhm.... how old was that KD? What what what Abortionist What do you do for a living, just curious. I play this game for a YouTube/Twitch and I have no where near the amount of playtime you have born and raised in Montreal here, and I've never heard a truck blasting as long as 45 minutes. collapsable bows (and some of the compound bows that are actually more powerful than ARs - think Ranger-X) are a Thing from 4e and prior editions. for some reason they have not been revisited in 5e. Suspect development hate for archery. Bamce might be involved in SR5 development? AAAHHHH that is not how I interpreted that! I interpreted it in a much more romantic way, but now you've got me worried! Is this from anything? She kinda reminds me of Akame from Akame ga Kiru! but with headphones I don't remember what episode this is from Oh yeah sorry, thinking of "Meet Joe Black". I zoomed in... I expected a bigger splash. He just kind of slips in there. Holy crap 1st comment. This just made me realize that I have no life on MLK Day. How much facial hair does he actually have? can't find it anymore ( Yasuo is a really hard champion, I would say watch some videos on him. I learned a lot from his kit (and I don't even main him) just by watching montages (the pentakills doe... I don't think it err'd one way or the other, but that was absurdly inconsistent reffing wat soap can you get for 6/7$? thats better than RR? Yesssssssssss. freaked me out Took me more than a minute to find the piercing. What? Serious? but..I... Seeing what happened to Nami and Robin in One Piece Unless you're like.. one of the 2% of people who has won the genetic lottery and has a perfect body. Even then, someone, somewhere will always find something negative to say. holy shit I didn't catch that til you said it all i can think of, is that ep of south park where they start eating with their ass's, the cooking show with the turkey... deliciously disturbing Fuck me I actually thought he got penalized more shit man I just realised this fact What a halal ring?! Mind=Blown I have a friend who does this. probably the chicken what is it You actually have your girlfriend named as "Girlfriend" in your messaging app? Oh hey Did you not read the OP...? Did you not read the OP...? Did you not read the OP...? \m/ I upvoted everyone who suggested windows phones. I feel like a fanboy The RNG must've been drunk, that's super lucky It actually... looks pretty cool! Witcher 3 was last year, man How did you Hmm, didn't experience that yet, but there seems to be an issue with music? Randomly fading out, then 2 minutes late fading back in. OMG I'm so tired. Kickboxing kicked my butt today. I almost threw up. Aaaaaa!!! Why is it a horror movie now!? No, you can play one role really well and can thus climb as well. Becoming good at all roles is just another way to climb as well, since it means that you can fill and hence also enable teammates. Both strategies work in the current enviroment. What doesnt work is being a whiny little bitch, which is the thing that people that actually try to climb rank and fail seem to overlook I get a little dizzy when playing Ace Combat: Assault Horizon That hard R tho. Tried downloading the Safari plug-in. Download buttons seem to be dead. There's multiple That was a quick reply whoa ATE?! O_o.... i heard of mother hammies eating her own babies but a hamster eating another? Yeah I read that one too! And I thought my cable management was good wtf dude i just realized that its not read from lleft to right Um okay apparently I said something wrong. your first instinct when in danger is face down ass up Ew. Nice hats. I did a double take because I first read that as, "Vaccinate your kids ~~and~~ yourselves. Just do it." I love London, I was born here, lived here all my life and I work here... I even ended up studying here thats just retarded though How the hell did you do that? What sorcery is this? That is some beautiful hair I've saw that Borkul the Beast and Vex... for, uh, reasons. Mfw: Haha, hell no. I spend more than that on TV, my subscriptions and my phone. Oh thats so creepy o_O What kind of sorcery is this? That username Is that Zebra? If yes then ... holy shit he's a girl? WOAH! £154,200.00!! Jeeesus! I'm a dude. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... oh Gosh ahhhhh you are making me want to search my external hard drive for it now! Oh geez, it's another banhammer massacre! Why the sata cables when the case has the slot to run the behind Considering phones have magnets in them and have CPUs made with nano tech... You're not wrong Everything indeed! Elves are dangerous...in my world they brought dwarves to the brink of extinction by the time world gen was over, in the second year of my fort they killed the rest and my fort was the only one left I think I'm gonna clean my room now I'm LMAO at the way you wrote, because you're hilarious, but I'm also astonishingly horrified at what happened to you So a pug of Tiamat resulted in half of the players quitting when we couldn't even get the black dragon head down to half in the first platform phase. I just loafed around till the time limit cause there was no hope of winning, yet dispite being practically last place, I get Gold reward? Sorry for my annoying laugh! Really??? i'm getting weird side effects. A crafted shield has an Armor Rating of zero suddenly. play of the year Also got my order through, now praying it actually ships Oh, man... That can't be true. I would kill the guy who would dare to tatoo me like this This is only an hour old, and two fuckwits have already reposted it. Is there really some people here that didn't understand the joke ? Random guy on reddit tells me its ok.. Well then I guess I should just take your word for it.. oh wait sum41? I saw the most beautiful threadweight sweater the other day that was alternating cables with zero space in between them. I was like OOC: He does? My bad, I didn't know. This should certainly be interesting then Holy shit yay! ill sing the praises of the nutribullet any time... when he got it he was like "we never make smoothies. lets just donate it to goodwill." then i read the reviews and tried it and omg The Viper's poor eye sockets wow and dat thigh muscles too. I...I... I'm not that far in yet his head is way too big for the body. Da's knap. Hoe krijgen ze dat voor elkaar right.... that what it is.... It's a she? How is this even possible? I killed him less than 30 times and I have I think 11 coats... Also wenn ich mir hier so mache Threads anschaue, scheinen einige ja wirklich traumatisiert zu sein I wonder how long it would be before you completely wash all the glitter out. somehow i don't remember this, only the arc one WHAT?! Why did she do that?? Bitte was?! You're implying I care I learned the bezo's bit at the hospital last week. For some reason my paperwork said I'd been taking Xanax regularly. Because of problems with my insurance, I hadn't been able to fill my prescriptions. When I said this the doctor was like It was something along the lines of "omg bring the madness went from 0 to 10000 likes in 24 hours I saw this thread on page 2 of reddit's main page Oh yes, an attacker, of course... oh the inhumanity What's that supposed to mean? What helmet is that More coin than you'll ever be able to spend? I go Morgan&Inigo and Nah&Owain because I also feel Nah is being out of character in that Inigo support HOLY Are you me? ...aaaaaaand my trip just kicked in I still haven't tried them!! IKR!? Why? I've seen videos of beheadings and this bothered me more ( dunno why u got downvoted so much cringe There's tons of trans people in Seattle my dream car! How did you get the virus? That is the price in the steam store in keys! You have artists to thank. In the vid looks like he's adding adding white rum to strengthen it as well It's just the one octopus, it travels to other aquariums at night How are you only fiding out about this now? Oh that ain't right... Thanks! I like the 'before' much more as well. I could totally get a boob job if I wanted one, but I'm just not into the idea of giant jugs everyday. Yoga and running would become much more serious sports if I had serious boobage What's friday gonna do I'm scared O god what did I just watch Huh Haha is that last one your own invention or is that actually commonly tried?? I'm a night security guard, and I just spent two weeks at work making bracelets for my nieces birthday party No, it's /r/bloomington, Indiana, where we have multiple bakeries, all of which looked at me like That's really weird. Especially since you were in the car waiting.. I'd be on the edge of my seat wanting to know what all of it was about So is LoL coming to consoles aswell then? So much bacon lOl.. jdm saved that awp for like 4 rounds straight it seems So if Praedyth was "deleted" but his weapons weren't... he probably wasn't in possession of them when he was deleted. Imagine being trapped in the VOG without your weapons The arcing text on the sticker... NOBODY call Candy Crush "advanced"! I can't even track the puck; I saw Ovi in his favourite spot, but even though I knew the puck had to be there with him I still saw nothing before the impact. I assume you're the model.. OMG you did all that on yourself Oh god.... OMG, why are you people working on a patch day?! I found cuter ones. I've been dress window-shopping for two days in a row. Wait... Is that even legal It was awesome! And thank you!! It was the 17th. =D Although I still have brownies and icecream.... I just finished off my salt and vinegar chips this morning, so at least they're gone. I could have technically chucked 'em, but.... I still wanted to cam them in ma face! She's a Milf! Tig O Bitties SMS uses MMS to send pictures.. I don't know what people are going on about with MMS being 'old'. Cho'Gath? is that a new champion? Ahora ni los mirror me andan It's so dang pretty! ...just the torso? What if jenny hog tied him and it's actually her updating Only hail Mary two point conversion I've ever seen. Heyy I live in PA... what if..... What if he's my neighbor Sergeant Doakes! No problem. I just got an ad from Woodcraft today or I wouldn't know about it. I've never been to one so it'll be like a kid in a candy store. Is that a HDD dock on top? the point is that even at the point where no mesos drop you can still find ilbis the real question is why you're storing angelmons... Clicking my fingers, toes, neck, knees, ankles, etc "W-What?" * You better be, I'll be watching you, closely, and my eyes never blink. Whoah! what if the cool people don't smoke ? Wait... I saw your last post. Did you get an industrial, forward helix, and snug in the same day? There's a character named Tegretol in that book? I would be the universe.. I would have had to fight Cyborg, yeah! scary thought! *Checks date* Yea I know right who the hell sucks at PvP these days. Fucking amateurs probably have jobs and families too and use them as excuses to not play for 8 hours a day to become better players. Noobz... That's way too real, man no! please keep going.... OP should stop shitting us. It's obvious that this is a Skyrim screenshot. I have a laser light and you can see the beam at night for me its not crash, its the "CANT FIND MATCH DATA" (>O_O)> Give reference (> about quiz u say My freshman roommate having sex with a random guy 5 feet away in our 1-room studio dorm. HAHA! omg yes! well, now he's almost 3 so he loudly and proudly calls her Nana in public. THANK GOD! But... speaking of her picture. So for Christmas this year my mom pulled out a gift and told my son that his gift was really special and made this big deal about it. He opens it and it's a blanket.... a blanket for a 2 year old. He's like "meh" about it and she's all butt hurt. Then she opens the damn thing up and the blanket has pictures OF THEIR FACES ON IT! wtf?!?!? she gave a 2 year old a blanket with their faces on it and was upset he wasn't going crazy over it. The damn thing only has pictures of her, my stepdad and their dog and a few of my son. None of my husband and I or even our pets. She has several of her and the biggest picture is a selfie of her! He didn't care about it so she forced him to sleep with it while he was with them and brain washed him into calling it his special blanket. He has never had a "lovey" it's not his thing, but now she's convinced him he has to have that awful thing to sleep. She also convinced herself that I told her he loves it and takes it everywhere (I never did because it's not true) and so she told me she would buy him a second one as a back up! NOOOOOooooooooo!!!!! hahahaha. She's also convinced that I love it as much as he does You got me all excited at first .. but then ... I got even more excited Would absolutely be ecstatic about a legendary Pokemon amiibo line. Just imagine, deoxys amiibo, dakrai amiibo, Jirachi amiibo I don't have a petco where I live. The only ones i've seen at petsmart are like, hiking boots for large dogs No idea why do you get downvoted for saying truth It really bothers me, especially with people I don't like. People eating cereal makes me want to rip my eyes out too, someone once showed me this diagnoses of something that was similar to what I experience but I don't even want to go down that path. So it actually makes sense?! I must have missed an episode then! Okay, they're not instances. Messed up there. But they're called private hunting grounds though... There really are people from all walks of life here ...until at some point you spawn in a Fallen hangar, fighting 2+ walkers ¯_\__( Join us! It's amazingly fast again. Should have came back in after 10 minutes and gone in the POOL. Im on the same exact task and still waiting for the past 2 weeks so sad i missed one 1 week before then but i didn't even have my law suit yet and was only a 60 laffer What ? In the states I often just couldn't keep myself from staring at the massive hanging gunts some people walked around, and once that actually lead to a beast chatting me up, apparently she thought my disgusted look was one of admiration for her top. We just kept walking with a Who's that guy ? OH MA LAWD I NEED IT Jinx is that you? Me too. I've been coming to reddit several times a day every day for so long, but never created an actual account. This was one of the threads that convinced me, I have to actually sign up so I can officially give points and follow it. Also the ability to comment is nice... I think my reddit addiction is getting stronger. Max I feel like you didn't read the post very throughly, because unless I failed to type it, it clearly says "These are the kits we're testing, however if there is any kits you'd like to suggest feel free" I think I heard of the first one before, but definitely not the last one The vast, artificial world which is secretly a weapon of mass destruction to destroy a plague that would otherwise destroy the universe? Which, once fires eliminates all life? oh gawd Now I can't get that image out of my head It feels like all ranges were doubled in this video that ain't no block, ref! Excuse the weird audio cut-offs...it was fine live so not sure why it sounds like that on VOD Hearthstone IFV that has people sitting on the outside When I heard what she said: "Whoa. That was...intense" * Illuminati? Or not there at all. Duh duh duuuuuuhh Yea I'm really curious what the original comment was lack of reliable cc? Didn't the world just come together to support France because they were attacked by islamists? But.......there really aren't islamists to be afraid of? But...........then......... You replied! What ? i never said the season finish in 20 days Surfing looks hard to me too Good thing i guess if your firstname is Dick Ok, as a non native english speaker, I thought chin starps would be straps that sit under the chin ..the tubblrblob tattoos suggest it may be chronologically younger I would be a widow. He died in 2012. Not from having sex with me. I don't think. How many Doom scans do you have Goodness. That sounds like a good way to get an infection. Oh yeah? pics or it didn't happen She groped you in front of her sisters? I think it's "job" is tumblr (in)activism Yeahhhh whats up with that? Oh god, I did accidentally follow her once i thought they were both mid-range semi-auto snipers Lol! I honestly have no idea how I came up with that many! You guys are great, thank you for taking the time to answer my question. I think I may try all of them each night I don't think that's correct. Touch of Chaos states it does Chaos damage. Seems weird for those abilities to all of the sudden do physical damage as well can we have those? It's also weird that Glory has an Essence rating higher than 1...while Blitz has 6 despite the presence of his Datajack Yeah, you might want to stick to Facebook. omg, so many pictures of adorable pudgebun! dat dewlap! Wait... you can crash someone by spamming /np in their spectate If I said kicking a new person on day 1 was wrong, why would kicking a new person on day 100 be okay? Because they are bobbing and swaying their heads harmoniously and not violently charging at them Harvest Moon-esque gameplay where you grow your own grass to cut Sbr td s Pdr Snchz nnc qr dbtr 10nm desktop cpu:s would be fucking awesome i did squats and deadlifts and leg curls on the machines/with barbells. still do. my gym closed for a month for renovation, so I did TRX leg curls only for that month and when i get back to the gym, my numbers dramatically bumped up on the leg curl. not as much in other moves like the deadlift/squat because that also involves other muscle groups. but on the leg curl i was like Holy shit, the ignorance in this thread is mind blowing I woke one morning, and as I do, I did a wish. Was watching it and was like "wait is it gonna land on monster Eye A daily two liter? Keys? As someone who tends to lean towards more traditional styled guitars... I must admit those Zerberus guitars look wicked. Especially the Nemesis model Any idea where this picture was taken? I can't find anything with google my eyes My face God as a Dlift fanboy that article made me hard. I'm glad he's talking like that this season. I want him to prove he's the best in the west too I got once interested what the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator is. So tried it, read it how it works and how they came up with it and came to the conclusion that it is useless crap, surprisingly that's exactly what the stereotype of an INTP like me would do. Wait wait stop. Noooo..... Can't be.... Bullshit. ... > person on Reddit got up on the wrong foot. Holy shit that foreskin is hypnotizing It all sounds like typical age appropriate behavior, especially for a boy. People don't realize how hard that age can be. They are trying to find their place in the world and in society and still trying to understand their feelings. They feel things so strongly and have no idea how to handle it. I can't tell you how many of my 4-6 year old students (almost always boys) would be over dramatic about something and go straight to "I hate them/it" and then everything was about blowing something up or chopping their heads off. Seriously, that shocked me the first time I started teaching, but discovered it was a pretty common reaction for boys that age Women are people not possessions. I wish i had them and you take them off? That would have driven me crazy. We had a knob break (luckily it was while turning off the burner) and the land lord was trying to makeshift fit the knob back on (it wasn't the original knob to begin with.) After about 10-15 minutes of him struggling I was like "it's cool we just won't use that 1 & I'll send an email so that it's recorded." Not 5 minutes later he comes back knocking, apparently they had the original knob in a drawer upstairs for some reason I thought aromantic meant they wanted to smell like sex all the time no wonder I am getting TONS of drop when i started playing. I thought the game just crazy added the drop rate since the last time I played. O_o I was told differently that's standard. i'm sitting in rural dispatch, but metro has pulled literally all of my units. As in he needs to go 2 wins 8 losses? oh that explains a lot Thats why I didn't do it. Yeah I'm on global. How are they able to detect on JP though? plot twist: the flamer is him GIVE ME THE GODDAMN YOGURT OR I WILL KILL U /unjerk Why's this even here? Did I miss something? funziona solo con chrome actually I got bf4 + premium on release for 70 euros on some gamekey site lol. 120 euro buys me a new ssd Where in Europe do you have to live for it to be good luck? It still means bad luck for me... O...kay? I did not see that coming. 7 mos pregnant here.. I am not this big. (Thank goodness) I'm like that too, it's so embarrassing. Once I screamed when I walked into the bedroom and my SO was in bed, because I thought he was in a different room. He just looked at me like ** These are unusual. Even for a Radiohead fan. Did Karma just change his sens to 8? COOL... 5 weeks of gold? ^^ Would you say it was a POWER nap? Well thats disturbing. Yes I did. Ah, wecome back to reddit I promise you will not be disappointed. Its pretty easy to setup, and it's quite an experience. Not your standard deathmatch. Starts off with an airdrop, then a scramble for supplies. Then slowly the area of combat shrinks, forcing people together, and separate areas that are bombarded with mortar shells. One survivor There's something very, very wrong with the wild elf's bow. If beef is dead cow meat, then beef milk must be dead cow milk. This may be news to you but some people have a lot of coins looted 20 houses only found rotten meats I always patch test with the whole face xD As for peeling masks, not going to go down that route again. I patch tested with my whole face, ended up peeling off bits of this film to reveal my swollen, red face with little bumps o_O when I gave a different peeling mask another try, this time actually patch testing it, ended up with a swollen red patch on my face From the thumbnail I was all "How bad can it be?" And then.... How have you bothered clicking the rock 1.000.000 times?! What happened to PoMo's face?!?! ( Good call, just checked up on it. After like 8 hours of playing on my PS4/ install time, it is only at 7.5 GB damn odds for NCG seem to keep rising, my 35 value changed to mid 20s... Whoa, a play What the hell are you talking about? sooo old Nobody said anything about British white kids... Why would you feel intimidated by mental stimulation? Shit, that's sexy as all hell I don't remember medic girl having such huge assets. The tories are doing similar... Maaan, your cherry barbs are plump! That earring looks like it hurts! This is really informative. I have been playing regicide since it came out for beta testing and never knew about the king double cap speed in capture points or that two people was the max cap speed. I still want those guys over them eventides this is the worst thing I've seen today. how the fuck? I would just kill myself. It's like a divine joke.. create this........ w/e the fuck it is and then imbue it with sexual needs & desire I didn't get it.. I'm almost pretty sure those are PJ pants cuz I have a similar pair Would you kill someone that defecated all over himself....? Woah you just blew my mind a bit How come you are on Reddit and dont know about Imgur? Wow, ok then Why don't you just make notes inside Zotero itself? We have discovered the full story I know you're not. You, are a law abiding, well adjusted individual :D please don't kill me... In japanese they CLEARLY sound like they're saying Breaker. I think we will see it in time. Still I can't just wonder about wherebouts of these hunting jackets yeah youre a nice person and all that.... but how good are you at juggling? ...wat? Wow, well, that looks so good it looks fake, then it's really good Cruhteo messin with his hair like that Woah... i cant even comprehend what i just read as i was unable to sleep so i thought that this was just some joke subreddit about keeping yourself busy when you cant sleep. i was more incorrect than i have ever been and this is the best thing ive ever read in my entire life. i cant even say anything more due to my shock and awe. i am no writer or author or anything of the sort, but i just broke my mind reading this like literally someone messed with my concept of reality so damn well. if i had a million dollars. fuck a fur coat id publish all these. Wait, what? Doesn't it say you're level 38, not 48? yeah that happens sometimes. its probably gonna count as a loss. going 6/4 usually puts u in bronze aswell wow i didnt know that If you didn't know the name of the Doujin how did you find the link? And literally just after PebbleBits released 2.9b6 support good god Whoa...bash other Ganondorfs? Like insult them? But... my laptops camera isn't even pointing at any windows The monitor at my work is so weird that I thought this was a Game Gear lol yeah as a ranger even I shrug at bearbows, im switching weapons and armor between fights, number 4 longbow is a plague, i understand the hate so much lol. preparing 150% damage after a stun with my trait and hoping for a crit on Maul as im full endurance and full health with scholar runes, wearing zerker , omg that crit will be nice I remember the utter disbelive having my Maus ammoracked. first time i tried maul on greatsword, i was seduced. omg the feeling of killing something with maul as Last hit is amazing : ). I melee all the time , then pop a healign spring+healing wolf+warhorn 5 to waterfield combo me : ) gives me time to reswitch to greatsword again and rwarr. whats a bow ? It's like little children screaming brand names in my ear... Wow. ... Worst of all, they could have avoided the whole thing if they had arrived earlier Holy shit this is actually a subreddit... Ayyyy lmao. XD You're not the first to suggest a sub btw but isn't that considered bad reddiquette to xpost from your own or nah? I suppose I can try it out and see how it goes :) I'm always scared of annoying the mods lol, I just wanna spread some happy, not be a nuisance. You guys are all great here for reals tho the decreased def is on green phase What have you learned from bus drivers Lol feed. xD I'm in the middle of organizing this weekly homeless community feeding barbecue dealie we do and just got the funniest mental image of folks lined up ** Never heard of that subreddit ugh yes, I feel you with converting to AUD. I was adding some products to my cart on TesterKorea the other day, and when I went to convert, I was like, "What, 38,000 won is like 44AUD?" I always assumed that the won was basically aud, just with three extra 000. Also, I swear it's either expensive to ship to Australia, or it doesn't ship at all. Shouldn't that be heroine? Wait, are you saying Anita is a man?! buy 1 take 1 promo? I would've been more like "BUY 5 TAKE 5" XD Only thing is it's like 44AUD incl shipping on TesterKorea I'm so confused about what that is they're insinuating is in his ass lol. Cause it looks like a pineapple My butt shall now remained clinched tight while raiding.... Soooo... beautifuuuuullllll But that was part of the fun, man Wooooowww... he even got a kill I'm having difficulties reading your text. All I saw was boobs. It's the 23rd tomorrow Lul, wut? WTF?!? Prefiro não entender! where to put the serial code? Kuka downvotes tän ? You're right, you shouldn't have to. So why do you? It's incomprehensible > feeding barbecue dealie we do and just got the funniest mental image of folks lined up Talk about a very personal way to feed the homeless! Looks like there wasn't even a single Scout on the server Oops How do you know an Animal has a psychosis? What principle could you possibly have that says, "I can't use Uniques!" Yeah, tell me about it. When I first read the name of the KS font I was like Not... sure... Why did it have to specify human male?! As opposed to what, giraffe hermaphrodite? Does it have other kinds of semen listed? The...the fish don't swim in the pee, right? I'd have one if I could just save up the cash. Problem is I keep buying other things. Must... resist urge to... sing theme during.... next Abyss Run I thought it was a tayradactyl flying around in your kitchen from the thumbnail. Hey... that is just the one I had before nope I guess I didn't set my reminder bot correctly Well, I'm gonna be busy for a while. (' The 3rd room opened more than a year ago The amount of interviews they're asking for is a bit absurd these days. I was going for a DevOps position. One interview with the DevOps team, another interview with HR, another interview with the CTO, then another interview with the architect. I also set up and demoed a Chef environment on EC2 to show them that I know what I'm doing. After all of that, I was informed that they didn't have the budget for the position. I want this to be default I bought 4 x 4Gb instead of 2 x 8Gb just because of that There's actually a place called Gaylord? No they're not... with fudge nuggets? ...I can't tell if you're serious or not. What are you like a wizard I'm imagining just a massively extended version of the original image. How did you even think to colitoscope (no idea how to spell it) that I can't tell if the teacher is checking out *Dat ass*(in which case, your username is accurate) or if she's asking herself *The fuck is that kid doing how the hell did TI4 raise 9 million I would briefly wonder how you got in my house and if you were going to rob me before staring blatantly theres more expensive items like rod of tahuti and deathbringer why is this one specifically bad Fntaic just frickin proved themselves. Where is Captain Greenskin Wtf 1000 BC is...weird lol. Super buff'd Atro? 1000 BC seems kinda meaningless. All I have to say about that link is: How are you still **IN** your guild? It has two parallel flat edges where it has almost certainly been put in a vice 'lotta M names in that title I don't even have kids and I donated for the Android app Well if Im talking about chicken, then clearly, Im talking about chicken Had a 15 minute conversation with a state cop about our shared admiration for camping on 300ug of acid. Thank god I kept my shit together and had sunglasses on Seconded. Must know what your dad did. I don't even want to imagine what my dad would've done. This. Should i know her Doomsday seems fun... I don't wash it in an attempt to get the germs off I'm curious, can you send a picture of your hands on the Maltron? Both, as if you were typing an essay or coding... that concave layout is I have the kindle edition and it doesn't end like that! Is this the real nox? I don't remember the Alliance campaigns, the RTS games didn't have gnomes? ...buuuut do these people have serious, non-behavioral mental health issues that causes them to be on meds just to get by in daily life? I'm not saying the usual "crazy" that high school health classes scare people into believing... about people having crazy bad trips and smashing their faces into concrete until they're dead... no, I know for mentally sound individuals that LSD can be quite therapeutic. I'm just saying that there seems to be more hard evidence that this is not quite the good decision for a person with Bipolar II like myself, and would love to see evidence to the contrary (because I kind of hate my life right now If you have problems with Apple products, you must be *really* bad at computers. It's basically a sexy version of Linux where everything is very restricted. He said he added heatsinks I wouldn't eat bees. I can confirm right now there is a scalper in my area from my friend. A shady guy grabbed 5 Bowsers and 3 Toon Links. OMG dat shirt. I can't stop watching. What were you last season? He didnt tell you his secret coaching Whats that? I can't even understand what happened. Please use better grammar... Not a sassy moment. But my brother in law was scolding his 5 year old son. Told nephew to look at him and pay attention. My nephew gives him this face Halo Wars. I had at one point the 6th highest combined single player campaign score just from replaying for fun or to get the Xbox achievements. When I looked up my score for the hell of it one day I was all but what if you want a vampire or wear fort? I guess if there wasn't ELO less people would care about it so much. An alternative model should be there. Where you can play as anyone on unrestricted servers. where you can have another identity - that you change as often as you want. These games would of course be less predictable and maybe also annoying sometimes. But I remember from "the good ol' days without ELO" that people would have less expectations from games. Also with more noobs (from which you DON'T KNOW that they are noobs) would come all those compliments for nice frags. Frags that above 2000 ELO would be totally normal. But I guess higher skilled players also like these "n1ce" " I guess if there wasn't ELO less people would care about it so much. An alternative model should be there. Where you can play as anyone on unrestricted servers. where you can have another identity - that you change as often as you want. These games would of course be less predictable and maybe also annoying sometimes. But I remember from "the good ol' days without ELO" that people would have less expectations from games. Also with more noobs (from which you DON'T KNOW that they are noobs) would come all those compliments for nice frags. Frags that above 2000 ELO would be totally normal. But I guess higher skilled players also like these "n1ce" " Your username /u/lesbian_sourfruit is a direct *30 Rock* quote and you didn't figure out the connection? So u are not a true worshiper of our suecide thoughts fuelled vechicle? I got final round in one of them too " Not American, which is why I wasn't really clear how they store their guns. I'd assumed they'd be locked away but apparently not always It's not an ability of his, though; it was always happenstance. aw hellllll nahhhh. I've been to the Grand Canyon and I was terrified of getting near the edges that didn't have the safety bars Dude, you named you dildo? Apparently it is? lemme tell you a secret as a man who lived in Bulgaria for 12 years That was a bizarre survey... Right, everyone is OK with swapping instant death for chronic disease. Holy shit... how deep does this rabbit hole go? How is it possible for him to look like he's not giving a single fuck? I've heard of Newgrounds, but I thought it was a flash animation place... It makes sense though that they also do flash games. I know Humplex too but I was wondering whether if there's something more centralized. I guess not... EF and Scamp are my two so far. I have a serious soft spot for Summer Camp. It's one of the least commercialized but semi large festivals out there. Also INFRASOUND if you are looking to get really weird ***Hoh!!*** I checked my local TRU right after school cuz the subreddit said NA was having a good day. And it is, me having found Bowser and Toon Link. No Sheik though, and they said they ran out of Lucarios in the morning You mean... incorrectly? Holy shit... no way! You look amazing! Holy shit I just realized she's the same girl in Transformers: Age of Extinction Looks like my ex wow, its really working You win! O_O I've been found out Sadly, I can find no such opacity declarations anywhere in the style sheet. nrfb...?! What... positions are you guys doing during sex? They touched the poop? I love this game, but I can't help but only play for a few hours before I stop for whatever reason. It's really weird. Hold on, what? They had Dedede available for pre-order YOU'RE STILL READING Was this a private match? ... That's awesome! When my former boss was pregnant she didn't even start showing until her 4th month, and she's very skinny and petite. She got HUGE in the last trimester, though, the baby came a month early and she looked like she was about ready to pop! Er, a bit creepy? It's Celsius LMAO... I don't remember that but thanks for the reminder Why dont you just use the train? Spurs are down by 25? " You look a lot less than 180 I was once worried he was gonna sit on my face n suffocate me in my sleep...my irrational fear steams from my giant furry mainecoon cat that gets too close to my nose with her nose when i sleep LOL I've woken up making eye contact with her Well this is a blast from the past That dominant stare though One of my ex's actually DO know my reddit. let's play tummy sticks..... Steven seems jumpy, what did Garnet tell him? Some bras or the bra extenders? I would probably go out and *buy* a microscope over this argument WTF? This is the creepiest bot I've ever seen yeaa THEY'RE HERE Is that a photoshopped image? Oh, I didn't notice that. eightbitter's ex is both waterproof and flammable. ...Why the hell would I be scared of the gays? Do you even into what that word literally means? Stunning wait what. there's no incentive at all to stalking your own faction in planetside. what exactly did you do to those people? What? hows that fair Is this actually a British stereotype? Probably the most useless thing on my list in that category is a knit beanie cap that's in the shape of a Roman knight helmet. It even has a visor that comes down over your mouth. ... but.... but I live in San Diego. Yes, I go visit my folks where it's cold in the winter, but... seriously. Not that much. But... but... but I NEED IT!!!!! Why is the Navy flying planes? Anthony Davis has a twin sister? We would need so many expansions for 800 players This isn't Skyrim. Sérieusement ? quel bande de rat... le PSN plante un jour sur deux, est out pour noel et il nous sorte 10% de réduc Think I might have to join you That is a blend of various genres We don't hijack webcams anymore, we just go straight into your head and see what you see. Gigi non sa/sapeva l'inglese? I changed out tires quickly close to other vehicles on volcano and sent the truck flying into a lake. The jeep ended up on the roof of the garage Russian Dictionary ? Mixed feelings... Badass but toy as fuck I don't think Campbell's would lie to us. It does say condensed on the can! Woah, that's deep This can't be for real That's...interesting. I'd not seen any reference to that possibility before I've been trolled Nah they already spam such things with third party software easier, why would they use such a feature You actually counted!?!?! Magrider Charge Cannon? The jackets are really well designed... Need to take commission of those ! Article très intéressant, en effet. O_o EUROPE. UK...SCOTLAND. DON'T HURT ME oh damn, really? Your pokemon only get EVs if they receive experince points, I believe .....anchovies This is exactly how I'm feeling How can you say it's clearly innovation? 2 ladder trucks, 2 dangerous goods trucks, 8 police cars, 2 police vans. Something is going down by my house Pet store So did you still get the achievement?? When I saw this, I was kind of surprised that he wasn't already a mod Here's the thing: Ditto would have to be as big as the other fighters. That would look weird as heck So chalkboard on fingernails instead of fingernails on chalkboard. Very effective - just gave me a shiver ( I FOUND YOU VARGO Based demianus. Esos cuadriceps 8 cards But... have you seen my dick? Damn! Shots fired! Had to see it for myself. You've got to be kidding... You don't need cash (until you want to/can give it). Sitting in shock listening and crying while being prodded by strangers, which feels kinda good but so weird, is a perfect description of my first experience too. The first things said to me at my first meeting, in order: "You're in the right place." Then, "Hi I'm X, are you sober right now?" Figure out how the hell to explain this to your significant other All of these three comment made by /u/madwilliamflint , /u/Preowned_Wombat and /u/Io- NO Way! You're fucking with me right now! OWOWOWOWOWOW!!! Everybody's got that one sketch gas station in their neighborhood. My boyfriend knows someone who got stabbed after cashing a check at the gas station by my house. Can't see a harp behind that link... ... heavy drug use? He seems to be hurting for his family and struggling to view all sides with humanity and compassion. We could all use a bit of that, I think. If I hear the words "okay" in a certain tone, "mister" or both together, or my full name I know I'm in trouble. That was... very vivid imagery at the beginning there... Holy shit I know this dude. He made a youtube about ex gf's and one of them was a friend of mine Seriously, how much real-life dongers does this guy have?! There are good NA teams HOLY SHIT their stream is terrible, not only quality wise but their encoder is straight up configured incorrectly, don't you guys see how all the overlays are flickering? HOLY SHIT their stream is terrible, not only quality wise but their encoder is straight up configured incorrectly, don't you guys see how all the overlays are flickering? Synch and his Akashic Torment, it just looks so cool, plus he doesn't need to be in overlimit to use it I just had 1150MB patch downloaded... **All the overlays are flickering wtf is this?** (Just look at the TurtleBeach logo. Har inte någonsin i livet sett en så fin tvättstuga i en bostadsrättsförening Came here to complain about the quality of the article...unfortunately, all other commenter beat me to it did he really spell us wrong two times That escalated quickly.. Umm.. so Arab Parties that want to turn Israel to a country-for-all-its-citizens is OK, but Jewish Home is too much for ya Shit. That happened to me yesterday. Do we work in the same office? You will have to go in before the end of the day, otherwise it will be dropped. They shouldn't be able to make it so that it would expire before the end of the day. That is what I said. Yeah it's a bit much--and now I have a good indicator of when the formula goes bad. Stringy mascara = I didn't know she did porn. do people really need that graphic explained to them? Is this... stabilized, vertical, second-generation video? This doesn't qualify as a concept to better understand? Pandeism is not socially acceptable? ! I try to think they're just optimistic. "Desperate" might be closer to the truth, though. But now that you mention it, delusional's good, too. Looks more like an austrian costume. I will unless they make it a rule because I get proud for some reason My god, you're conditioning your girlfriend like a dog 16,000 PoI's in 246 new zones... ? Something else in it... ... the only bet i met this week, just for fun... now i have 300 bucks worth of skins I wouldn't call it *proof*... maybe more like evidence in support of something like a "P.T. Barnum Theory"... or something. Not caffeinated enough yet for this, methinks... That page...the yellow...it burns Damn. That's... well, impressive why is that a thing? I'd be OK with them nerfing Pounders if our AI options are better. You know it's an issue when an AV weapon is tied for our best AI with Mercies I can't believe how Fnatic's games are so entertaining and perfect You say that like you didn't know that milkshake brought my boys to the yard. SYFARE GOD T_T Y_Y Who has a grey butthole Jesus christ, I just watched that, now imagine if you had an entire army of dudes who could fight like that Your right I just pretty stole them and put them in your shrine at my place next to the hair doll I was about to say "at least we don't shit talk minorities" but we pick on Peruvians, like, a LOT. I think you're right TIL.... You was a "Redline" sound designer? Holy S*** pal, what the F*** is it? It's incredible, its such an easy angle to take out multiple enemies if they don't check it, and sure as fuck, nobody seems to want to check it, and this is includes top5 teams in the world BITCH! Is that Kelly? I spent 46 motes and got Helm of St. 14 and Knucklehead Radar Im having similar problems with my Yoshi...It constantly tries to run away from me when I go in to beat it senseless. I think it's developed a self-preservation complex this isn't really trap What is it? I have no idea what that is. Jesus fucking christ. I teach random people online with my headphones on. I'd completely die if that happened me out of the blue I noticed another -10 karma comment on some other thread, then noticed this and then This is the weirdest conversation ever DAT WALL OF TEXT!! SO wait steam didnt censor the game? retired at 15? seriously 1h+? RPG games definitely do it, and I guess Eddings does as well (I read *The Belgariad* and decided I'd rather not read anything else by him), but I don't think *The Wheel of Time* is actually guilty of any of those things except for "Something is about to happen which hasn't happened in a thousand years," and that's pretty well-explained within the story. Wow, my mind is blown. So much effort was put into the LED tester - he made a PCB and everything, but I am yet to see a multimeter that DOESN'T have a LED testing mode Aye, but if you're gonna OC it, I saw someone go up to 1.5 MHZ (around). do explain Oh my Jesus! *This face: Same here now we wait Absolutely gorgeous, I actually drove 50 miles into Pennsylvania just to look at one in person, it makes my hair on my neck stand on end. WHAAAAT the fuck I could've done that waaay fas-... Who am I kidding? Half the time I didn't even know what was going on. Great passing cant find the Redline in your Inventory Tom really gained some weight this past year \( My immediate reaction: Actually it looks like 3.5 inches Sunday bro. You're just a BigCityMeanie! =) We have a deputy that calls anything that flies a drone. I swear I could throw a rock at him and it would be dubbed a drone in the report. This is likely where much of my frustration stemmed from. ( i am so sorry for the wait. netflix is a powerful thing Wait.... what? Whoa. Back up... You said *what*? I may have stopped by the store on base and got another bag for tonight Maybe that's why people don't discriminate against them Thank you 10gb Not gonna lie, ive seen some shit with the rift on while going through hyperspace that i would rather forget. Shouldn't this be 'So troll' or are you being serious about new content? Monta That's fucking ridiculous. Congrats I hear baby oil is made from babies!!! I did as well. ... and a Khartu-al.. and.. a M50... But why The fact that The Clone Wars is listed as a suggestion... Yoda kinda kills the mood me thinks Lol? Are you saying your penis is a crevice? Oh good grief... And the "Oh well, the boss said they were guilty. So all in a days work. \ Wow that sounds like a good timeeee Wait, how were you able to meet his father without getting the quest from Mother Giselle first? Am I the only person that thinks she looks like Natalie Portman Was anyone saying there isn't a difference? Holy shit, I called it back when he tried to throw against NiP during EU LCS Summer Promo where is the salad bowl? I can understand leaving it like that temporarily while people work things out... but did the fastest category just get relegated to the minor categories section of that page? Thanks! Of course, after all that I handed it to my girlfriend and the first thing she said was that it was heavy. How did you make the letters overlap and hop around? You look like Buffy Summers Idk i know absolutely nothing about Jenny besides that she is married to Donnie. So I thought that Anti-Vaccines was a Charity that again motherfucker 8 rounds on CT is pretty good Mine is mild mannered during bath time, but my other grey kitty would go on a shredding spree just being put into an empty tub on a frickin cracker Not much, really Wow.. you have the face of a queen. WHAAAAAT. I HAD NO IDEA What problems are there with Watch Dogs? I'm pretty sure I noticed her nails were painted before anything else. Where is it coming from lol isn't light day on sunday? tomorrow is saturday looks like black licorice Oh Jesus, that's disturbing. But if you thought finding a butt plug was weird when unclogging a toilet, consider that it belonged to a single, middle-aged dude. I don't particularly care about one's sexuality, but this made me go And as for the Rent sheet music, I may or may not have access to that. kinda reminds me of my ex. he never did anything to hurt me and i never felt in danger but something was a little off about him. he would always lie. he would always say these crazy elaborate lies to the point that he seemed to actually believe himself. we only dated for a few months before we broke up and we hadn't talked in years until he found me on fb and sent me a friend request. i noticed he stopped posting on fb and that people were posting on his wall that they missed him. i knew immediately that he was probably in jail or something. so i googled his name and found a news article that said he was being charged with first degree murder what the hell I dont even know what it is attack the dev by printing this subs and mailing it to their home address? This chick looks so familiar. ARRGHHGHGHG. I really wanted to go get the ranger games and get those two and all the others. Im kinda dying here. The technical term is "prolapsed"...and let me tell you, I am sorry I even know that. I had never heard of such a thing before I worked in emergency services. It can happen to humans too, and from other orifices Either I've got deja vu or we've had this exact same question two times before. I actually thought this sub is dead. Hello fellow human. Hahaha awesome! I once shat in a public phone box of a train station Just had a quick look and they are going for around £3,000. [ 4 GB of ram, it's also currently running Snow Leopard (10.6.8). Also wow, that much for a 5 year old computer? I went out with a guy out of pity. We were sitting next to each other in chemistry class and it took him a year to ask for my email which then took him a week to email me. It was obvious that he liked me so i asked him to go on a date with me, he was really shy but then after half a day, he was more confortable and was telling me how he'd been liking me since he found out that we both read and liked Naruto. Which was half way through the school year Some how, I'm kinda surprised that Poland ended up 10th on that list... where can i even see the number of upvotes? ( first maim would be 1 Man srs i can understand you dont like the changes, is ok, but stop saying things that are totally not true. First on the pc community many dogfighters want this changes despite they are also rly good with the current vanilla model, second faster is not better 95% of the time, if you look at any df video in cte you can see this. And just for point this out you say that faster=better 95% of the time, but this is not like how is in vanilla right now? I mean in vanilla 313=better than no 313 99.999% Sure, and thanks for not giving up on that egg xD Some people just stop replying after a few days The Russian mafia in Madison and the Italian mafia in Milwaukee would beg to differ how are you selling globes? mine is non-giftable & not meltable Obviously I know it's not true, I just wanted to call out **pinocchihoe** out for lying... jeez! 11 down-votes the things I would do to you I... uh... thank you! I haven't watched these games yet, but can summarize what happened with pick/bans? Flame on Rumble and Acorn on Irelia?? Why did they field each toplaner with the other's signature champion? My grandmother, who was from Lombardia, used to say, "Napoletanos!" and pretend to spit on the ground... Wait until they find out what he's doing to the throat holes... For a moment I read this as a branch off the top comment Don't worry girl, stalk away! If it was a guy then it would be creepy I'm amazed that username was available She was level 90 o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_ good thing you can fuse skillups soon. Oh I hope your right ! Fingers crossed Ah, nice. Thought I'd have to beat the game on Lunatic sounds like most of my sex ed back in high school...except for the day with the *slides* My goodness, this is stacked I want to channel Shiro Tagachi SO BAD There is a new class, Relevant. I've never even heard of a Discovery Survey Probe before Lol? You....you're a special kind of ignorant Can you please post the NSFW pics on /r/rpdrgonewild? 18 min downhill... Props to that voice actress ... holy fuck Do you know what "FTFY" stands for? Seeing as they give 6 ashes most at a time, you must've had a LOT of fire spirits pop up in 2 hours all giving ashes Omg a Grundo thing made of blocks? **JEALOUS sorry for the super super super late response. It's been chugging along rather slowly. It will be coming eventually, we're hoping for a spring launch. We are already established as a business in MN, and are really trying to think of a way to secure some additional funding, as we're already going to have to take out like 30k in business loans just to get the place started. ...That's enough money for me to feed myself for at least 5 months. The fuck makes you think I'd waste it all on one fucking meal Oh just a friend from school... It may have been as a joke ... But I've always had the doubt Is that a mini kitchen fire extinguisher or like a regular size one? I just found a sniper rifle, in a cabinet... With 57 bullets well. I'm a weakling so I know it's hard to do shooting well from a prone, god damn tiny range. I'm sure Thor could shoot several magazines center mass before getting fatigued with little instruction Are you stalking the Archeage reddit? Austrian annexed by German? Fourth Reich has begun... hurry up save yourself "...on a stick." Man that dude should try getting away with murder. He seems to have a list of misdemeanors that disappear when he spouts that off, how has no one altered that? I... only learned what those two things are after some frantic googling just now (fell asleep at my computer keyboard lol). That... sounds a lot like what I am. A *lot.* I had no idea it was even a thing No one picked Azir I want this. Playing Insurgency, firefight game mode, insurgent team on revolt. Start off by heading to C and waiting for enemy to start capping. Two arrive and I toss in an IED (my new best friend X]) to clear the room. Pick up a frag from the ground and start heading to B. Last man standing Thanks :D i woulda gave you the vivillon but im not sure if thats why the trade didnt work at first This is madness I thought the multiple spells being blocked was intended, never knew about the autos Holy shit! That truck got destroyed Black/Gold!!!! I have 3400hours on Dota2, 1000hours on TF2.. my most played games are free An increased radius of the Fist of Havoc? lol. That would be *insane*. So much fun. The range is kinda weird as it is right now. You can hit people like 20 feet in the air, straight above you. Doesn't make any sense Ofcourse we traded 30 mins ago wtf is going on You're... actually starting to scare me a little bit... Would they put four tiny pairs of handcuffs on the tarantula? So what's about the OP post? I see anti-re almost all the time, same as regrab itself. Have no idea there's something about it The Anomander picture is especially bizarre, because there are exactly zero characters in WoT which resemble Tiste Andii, Drow, or anything of the sort. those first two pics really turned me on and sent my imagination going all kinds of naughty places.... and I wasn't dissapointed when the clothes came off. What about tacos and trains? So fifteen percent? We should ban the post the guess, for the safety of the people I can totally see how that would be mistaken for an alligator What is this sane environment you speak of That's really cool actually. Good job Wow, Kessel beat him. Yeah, I am surprised that domain was not picked up by a news company. It is a really good domain Didn't read your comment before posting, what happened to that kid? Including child pornography, since that's apparently where the bitcoins are. I just watched it in the living room with headphones on and my mom is watching tv next to me. I definitely jumped up off the couch and almost dropped my laptop. I dont know How the hell US citizens allowed sth like this So Archer wasn't full of shit I already see shit like that on the trees Oh my sage of the six paths, I always thought that was just a joke the people of Tumblr took really far.... My mom texts me every day to make sure I'm alive, because she worries a lot. Other than that I actually have a conversation with her once or twice a week. My dad is amazing, but we only talk a few times a year. I have never lived with him and haven't lived near him since I was little, but I turned out like a mini female him. The problem with that is that we both hate phone calls. You'd think it would be a case of "Well we were just used to it, so it wasn't that bad for us" but no Yeah, I've got a cockatiel who HATES my boyfriend, mom, and best friend. She only has eyes for me. I've heard that African Greys are worse for being butts to people other than their "one" than cockatiels so that would be kind of terrifying Blue germ? I have never owned a play station or xbox... But I still have it Why do top laners keep going for Sion It's not even bronze This thing is buffed??? you have a floppy disk drive? The squeak the girl lets out I'm so excited for this! But I didn't expect a 30 hour stream Yes could someone photoshop her to look like that Of all my joke-speculation I didn't expect to be true, my HANG-GLIDING prediction took the whole damn cake. Mang... out of a wh..... That poor animal That's gorgeous! I've never seen it. Was he in that? I still see it Joining How long is your journey from home to school for your first class?! Is this real Huh. I don't remember it. holy hell is there a source? no sleep 4 dayzzz That is super creepy I was watching this thinking looks like it already happened since the car is on fi- I had no idea she asked for items in that rarity You got almost 1k in upvotes for the initial post and most comments I saw were agreeing with you what are you smokin? That's the hell of a lot of samples! a 22gb download on xbone? Who is this Jeff you speak of? Mama Mia Hahah that's cool. I did that today too, spent half an hour looking for oR and it was underneath my DS which was flat on the bed. Hunter isn't strong as shit, and there are multiple classes better than dk atm Also, what the hell is this resolution neither do we, stronk south slav barbarians, I didn't even know it was a thing I don't know if you play fantasy LCS, but Link actually has the highest points/game rating right now, out of any player in NA or EU I wish I could have a library of these to just read through/watch That second picture Just one? But aren't you only 13 now? that search does not do anytthing for me unless I press Windows key and Q or click on it, strange Haven't logged in and reading this I'm now scared to log in. Just copy Harry from Harry Potter, he could be either Da hell is wrong with square toed shoes? ... It was said in jest... I was showing my non-redditor friend what cumbox was I searched for the BBC How do you actually drive a car and still have it stay that clean and shiny $18T in debt and other countries are avoiding to settle deals in $. Sorry, there is actually someone that doesn't max E first? add <( I didn't know Modi was gay Wasn't it intended, I think drunk people vomit. The tutorial shows that you have to save as a .ekx What the fuck did I just look at? Some agrees with me on the internet Hahaha XD I wonder how shippers would actually work that story line out, considering Aang would have to be dead if Korra was alive . . . on second thought, nvm. I really don't want to know. I just saw it. Just noticed the smiles in your post arent the same By no other than miyazaki himself Is that a vaporizer ? You're alive? My question is why do they always go to exotic places like Thailand or China and then come home and brag about their awesome trip abroad? Look at all the cool stuff I saw and souviners I bought! Yep, and my trip was paid for by my generous church! Road on an elephant and visited these beautiful temples - they have great culture there! Soo to fix the distribution I need to buy more Nxt? you got a leftover? just ended a game with packet loss, playing as lee sin I thought it was a berry. Dude, that doesn't sound normal. Nothing. ^^^what ^^^do ^^^I ^^^owe ^^^you ^^^ wtf why does this only have 19+ damnnn!!!! yeah it sounds like its a super disappointing experience all around he does get salty pretty quick I love that your flair in mobile is is there gonna be an ending Uh, you literally don't even have to look through my comment history, these comments where there before you messaged me first, you just had to read them The scale of the laptop & the toilet has me very confused Are you kidding? All Skype calls are encrypted, thank god. You really wouldn't mind if your Skype conversations were public?? ahh, I really have missed alot > Are you kidding? All Skype calls are encrypted, thank god. You really wouldn't mind if your Skype conversations were public?? Vänta nu... När blev Dreamhack sådan kids-event..? Black Friday ( Or maybe he was Honey-Dicking her. Semon is Brown Chinese/Japanese on the signs in the picture? Wait what they are colorizing all of it? Comeon TT, I still believe Isn't the other scissor blade purple and not red Am I the only one who thinks it looks sad? Like the black's looking like tear streaks? Ehh but Luvdisc doesn't evolve through trade It is pretty hypnotizinggggg WHOA Enough damage to erase everything you touched from the timeline, and so no damage was ever there to count Yo ni sabia que el asiento se quitaba No it won't.... SERIOUSLY Yes, thats true, but thats not calling them small. I don't understand how you're struggling so much with this? Yes I want to Almost too fast. Haixi is in Manchuria at 1444... These things get uploaded so fast Have you seen the promo pictures? I think they look super creepy Respawn is disabled by default If they are this good with Keith.... imagine Piglet i got an erection reading this. then i forced myself to calm down, just to show that im a normal human being profit 5k It's always weird when I randomly see your posts on Reddit. You realise that people who are members of the sub are the ones who voted it to the top, or at the very least, upvoted it enough to get attention to be the top post? you lost my interest when you compared diddy's upthrow->upair combo to fox's in melee. Why did I delete my comment? That'll buff right out. it doesn't come back out Implying that people hover over /r/atheism just to vote up contrary posts? Wait, you are telling me India didn't already get a permanent seat in the UN + security council?? I read that in Tom Haverford's voice for some reason Yeah that is quite the upset aswell Marshmallowwwww is seriously the cutest name for a hamster does anyone play those games ? ##AN AMERICAN ACTUALLY GETTING A COUNTRIES NAME RIGHT?! I didn't know about Giant Man and Ant Man in deleted Avengers 1. A couple of nights ago I dreamt that my husband was steering a massive ferry toward a harbour or port, and when he realised he was going too fast and was going to crash, he turned the steering wheel(?) really sharply to swerve the ferry into a u-turn (???). There was an "oh fuck, it's not going to work" feeling and then I woke up Probably not lol lol Jeez i'd like to thank you for choosing /r/summonerswar as the place you ended your 2-year long silent streak. 6* lurking skills Its not really a "myth", but when i was little, my aunt had a big pool. She wanted to scare us, so she said "if you pee in the pool, it will turn purple and everyone will know who peed!" I was scared for the longest time that i'd let something slip TIL: /u/PainusMania2018 has a penis 1/4" in diameter... That makes sense for phones, but every flatpanel I've had comes with the brightness so high you could replace the room's lights with it. And they seem to get brighter each year New move from Cena WTF Turret, in this thread you don't seem to be displaying a very accurate knowledge of what it's like to be poor, but I have it in my head that in other threads you have. >That makes sense for phones, but every flatpanel I've had comes with the brightness so high you could replace the room's lights with it. And they seem to get brighter each year Those graphics It doesn't seem like that to me. Jeez that's creepy as hell! they are in the Uk.. non-rich people homes are incredibly fucking small there as space is at a premium. So... they need scooters. Those are some debilitating condishuns, right there A bacon cheeseburger? wait...Kid Cat How does one acquire such things? few days ago, had 2 people who had left the game, and the other 2 people wouldn't surrender so i left. logged in the next day and was forced to "agree" to not leaving a game again Eh, can we do that with original cartridge? Something went terribly wrong in the latest Vanu Tech test. Am I the only one around here that can't hit shit with an ESF, coyote or not coyote? That's strange.. I'm very confused here. There is no "park" on a manual car... Normally I'd say "you don't ask a dog, you tell them". But yeah, ask him first A scuba diver near a turning fan of a ship? Eh its kinda creepyish to me. Whats even more creepy is seeing a unknown sea creature swimming towards you while underwater. Its also one of the weirdest sensation too The "r" got cut off in the screenshot actually. My bad... Since when does Falstad have a stun? Thanks :D He's my bookworm... which I think is hilarious since he's maraquan. I always think of a little underwater cave-turned-library. Crazy how attached we get to these pets OHHHHH YEAAAAAAH!!! These are super gorgeous Holy crap, those *eyes*. People are going literally insane over 14 dollar toys wow.............. Your town isn't showing up 30 million Took a look at the OP of the science link.. should I have room access only by stairs, with the whole "gap value" thing? It's not showing me your town You had my curiosity, now you have my attention. I have tried a few of them and I don't think any condom is too small. Thin and dotted are generally good. Also tried one with some long lasting formula but it just made my dick slightly numb What shrooms are you on? FYI, you want to join the West so much, so proper English would be 'in' not 'at' (the) fire. Just saying Oh wow, is there a bot for everything? Mega, lel! Where is everyone Holy crap, even your shirt! A million things - some little - a few biggies. One of the biggies that eventually was a huge part in my calling it quits was the drinking. He tried AA but eventually quit because everyone there had hit rock bottom, gotten in trouble with the law, or in some other way ruined their lives. Since he had never gotten that bad he decided he didn't have a problem and started drinking again. Zuñiga? i usually get one full day of rest on my days off too. i pretty much sleep for 12 hours on my days off. i am you Children's soccer. ( Yeah, about that. Apparently she bought some since the last time I visited to make a point. ~~Don't most people die at this point? Just got this anime for x-mas. All I found myself saying was " lol, its better than cobble I didn't know that this game existed dafuq It looks like everything is attacking you. What's this "cup" that americans use? I have many cups of different sizes, don't know what the reference is When I look at photos and artist's renderings of shipwrecks, like the Titanic or the Lusitania, I feel exactly the same way. I feeling of dread and foreboding. The sheer size and tonnage of these machines boggles the mind, especially since they're engineered to float as for YouTubers I also recommend meejmuse! She's not exactly the 'I'm super harsh on all products and will recommend 3/50 items', but I really like her videos and her voice is really calming... WOW I got the game yesterday, played it all day (maybe 12-13 hours), and mine crashed about 5 times. Didn't have to restart the console however... just opened the application again and it worked fine i won His comedic timing is masterful. I'm doubled over with laughter My god, that Venser... The card advantage is real and the ultimate... my God Implying you *can* have enough polders? but what if they are?! I think I held my breath the whole 4 minutes. Oder man macht eifach einen Bookmark vom Sub-Reddit in die Lesezeichen-Leiste? Is there a particular skin type it should be used for? Or a particular purpose? (for example someone told me the peach one was supposed to be moisturizing, and would be used best with dry skin) What is savon grass? you can? What? Wait who insided Savage? I left to join a fac then they are hella cancerous and people abuse in ts so I log with diamonds they accuse me of insiding and try to kill me then Savage gets insided what has kohi came to? lol? Pants is gonna be hella mad I do believe RT just went full СССР The order was placed online -- We can only hope that the website forced an up-front payment we have unique characters uhm should I laugh? Dude! I'm sorry if I didn't add you immediately. I am new to Reddit and unfamiliar with features and such.. I suck. Anyway, let me find that message you are talking about Thanks!!! I also hope they turn out well. Did my big grocery haul last night. Healthy(ish) Shrimp fried rice is on the menu tonight! It's one of the quicker meals, which I need tonight since I get off work at 5 and have class at 7 The navy actually flew in hookers for the sailors? Link doesn't work for me! What is it I don't. Ever. Epic! I'd paint the door handles, sideview mirrors, and the roof black too Look at those details.. If your broke how do you have the money or the bud to smoke alone and the russian invasion has begun! ( Somehow I completely believe this. I paid 21 CAD to play the game How is that even impressive? I can do that with an AK-47 on Nuke from Hell to Yard, and get people while they are running It stayed up for a year, that's what has me surprised I saw the title and thought it was going to be an hour long video, longest kz ever welp How could it be right now? This was posted 6 hours ago. Image is 666 px by 666 px! Wow I didn't even know this existed So, erm HI.... a/s/l? We're after your TP too Monthly reports? Oh hell no! I'm getting older and my mind doesn't work that well anymore. Has always been a full week for a FH (6 full days + the one already done mid january)? I remember something more akin to four, maybe five days Oh didnt notice that Am I dumb or is your controller backwards... Like your buttons are on the left and your analog stick is on the right A girl once told me I had nice long eyelashes.... AOV and Metabolic would definitely be great Holy shit that's a lot of vodka Holy shit, our home record is that bad? I know this is about what *you* would tell *your self*, but the title of the post makes it seem like fandom fact finding rather than subjective experiences. I'm two years older than you and I have absolutely none of the problems with it that you do I want my dk to do this. Ashe's passive works on her W? I did not know that. 73.8 TS% on 32 % USG rate. > The power to read minds, You would literally go nuts kmad, you seem to post articles from everywhere. Did she use the anal bleach on her lips too? Do you honestly still have one? /boggle. There's a subreddit server? Me too! I forgot it existed. eh as a spy main i quake at the core to realize that you are a very competent pyro! But...but...OP said to sign or comment if you agree, and you commented...OMG now *I've* commented! When will the madness end?? ( Yeah body hair =/= poor hygiene and I have no idea why that's a prevalent idea amongst some people :::looks at the mole near my vagina::: I thought this was at 4:00PM cant tell if troll or not I think I know you. I should probably get myself institutionalized 3 ex for a RotP? Which league is that on? I bought mine for 3c Too late, already did and she agreed Ah, thank you! I had no idea there was a separate branch for it Then how did you take it But is this intended to be a 'redeem' or 'round 2'? Seems to me its more meant for people who missed the first? done For the Belgium picture... WHERE ARE HER ARMS Might depend on the item. Mayb since amiibos are in such high demand. There shipping them slower I share your pain. My spelling is usually on top form, but this one bloody word. So I was browsing the ESEA profiles of the banned players and when I clicked on CaseyFosters profile it opened the CIA website in a new tab. Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea - running it through karma decay and everything! Woah, what if Reptile is the new boss If I was your home teacher, I would have bought us both a coffee ( don't want you to feel awkward drinking it alone ), sat down and calmly debunked the letter from that deaf dude everyone is worshipping over here. Left the shop whistling some don't worry be happy tune, feeling energized and perhaps a little guilty, not for the coffee, but for having crushed a man's armor of nonfaith Well, have fun my friend! I'm envious and may cave in to binge watching eventually. I find if I stave off my hunger by watching Mirai Nikki for the first time I seem to be doing okay What in the actual fuck, the Night Gyr is fucking insane. christ, 120 is more than i am able to spend in a week I may actually try Ranger now, i did not know about this! Are you my neighbor I read your name as "CrabFarts" instead of 'CarbFarts'...imagine my surprise Damn. This was 2 years ago? Holy crap Uh...weird. Cuz if they made the wrap _for_ you then obviously there was an order for the most part, physical stuff doesn't matter to me. i've been equally attracted to strong guys my size and femme queens half my size. however, i naturally want to be the "strong man" for my partner...the "protector," or the "barbarian," depending on the situation. where i run into trouble is i seem to only attract guys who are bigger and stronger than me. It also burns the best~ *twitch* Cheesie is back? Stuck at work. I'd let her hold my king cobra Does it happen every 15 minutes? Finally someone cares. (Reads relevant name) HOW?? HOOOOWWWWWWW???? Did... did he seriously believe those things? Please tell me it's true I've been contemplating my doctor's offer to go on beta blockers for my palpitations. I came to this thread just for fun but now I'm petrified and think I'm going back to pick up a prescription. Are you kidding or serious? Did you guys just see what Ziggler tweeted. Holy hell Which specific aspect? I'm confused After reading this I realised that I wear some cool tones and some warm tones on my cool skin (I think..?) and I thought I looked okay Question: How did you stitch this together? Machine? Hand? Wizard powers?! ... Knuckles? I havent finished season one yet. Plot seems intense are you hitting on her through the reddit comments system..? Right back at you The facial hair LOL every time..... think how it feels to have that on your server How does one return home after a suicide bombing? But in the movies they just punch them and Kaiju Blue goes everywhere anyway That waistline i thought that will be more balanced YEAH BRO IT'S DOWN I think your cat might be part Capuchin monkey... Omg that's scary. Borg assimilation Haha! That visual scares me. (( Wait, so you didn't make a "It was really unclear" joke? Oh my god. Your cat looks like an exact (larger) lookalike of my kitten...i have seen my cats future... Sounds like the beginning of a cheesy soda float hm, well I'm sure that Blackwall becoming hostile may have been a glitch, but it's certainly unrelated to the Red Lyrium looking things. Blackwall and Sera are equipped with corrupting runes, and I see the red lyrium things popping out at every fight now. It may be any combination of mage barriers, guard, or some passives that are reflecting the corrupting runes back (probably to do with Blackwall or Sera as they are the constants in our parties) I must admit though, I've never really used blackwall in my party much .. usually Cass. And it's weird that only he's getting the crystal growths He looks like he is dying. Why!? ( Oh gosh what a plot twist! Didn't expect that That eel looks surprised. Woah I thought this was Nelly Furtado for a sec there Golden Bonnie Great post giving us visibility of the changes. Thank you! Sooo the survey thing was a bug As per the forum rules, you're not supposed to repost a deleted thread. Shevchenko's goal I don't have these FPS limiting issues. I have a GTX 660 OC and an i5-3470. Ok Aatrox has a knockup on his jump, doesn't he? I can't believe I never thought of that I've been trying for two years to learn how to play this thing to make my boyfriend happy. I can hardly finish the tutorial. It's so confusing I would like that In che senso *senza citarli*? Come vittime del nazismo? That sounds crazy How many do you have? Some of these are already blue for me. I don't know if that counts but one time I was working on a new website for my sister as a gift and didn't want to let her know. She walked in my room and I quickly turned out the monitor, she was like If the album is free on leagueoflegends.com then why are amazong selling it for $8.99? My parents told me if I played D&D I'd end up in a vent shaft starving to death. Does it mean you get a precursor every two weeks usually ? That's actually what I call them sometimes We can chalk it up to "eh, chinese" since every other nation has a more conventional design, except Gypsy Danger with its sword What do you mean… do you dilute your espresso with sparkling water? Or do you, what, brew coffee with sparkling water? Wow, this is weird, but I literally just watched this episode just this morning. I sure hope he only plays with it and doesn't eat it. I once had to "magician scarf" so much floss out of my cat's butt. Wow, wasn't expecting that Wait.. round off each number then use the key to fill in the letter Shit, mines only $675 Your post seems to contradict itself. I'm all applied, I just have to do the horrible waiting game Plus their season ticket waiting list it won't be funny to him when he points it out? I'm glad it seems as though just one of the twins gets the hiccups. I can't imagine how weird it would feel if they both had them at the same time. wow, never expected him to be at super classico Whoa Je n'ai absolument aucune envie de laisser des personnes non compétentes et inadéquatement éduquées prendre des directive sur des positions financières ou des investissements banquaire I'm just impressed at how many people not only see it within 10 minutes of it's release, but also come here to comment on the mistake. It's either a really fortunate cross-section of users or everyone is just sitting around refreshing cydia every 5 minutes [Meta] ...how does someone get that many keys to giveaway like that? How much coffee did you drink? Only because it lied about Wikipedia though. Lies about gamergate would have been totally fine. I wonder do they have any reliable sources proving that The Guardian is in the wrong about ArbCom. ZO IS WEARING SEAHAWKS COLORS your actually really good Sure, make Color Spray even more powerful on low level than it is anyways, why don't you, Mr. Killer GM... Router updates ? o lord I just realized this I have a claud in my Tsugumi deck I think im going to take him out now Maybe wiki headquarters usa needs to move to SPAIN (> Can we do male drag? That must've been an interesting night... "Check out my hot girl! Here, have a handjob." > How much coffee did you drink? Anyone notice the dude taking the picture in number 5? I think op might have just had a nude shoot with her dad... Holy crap, this exists? Why didn't I know about this sooner? I lost McDonagh to a separated shoulder in the first game against Winnipeg why shower? I'm not sure why it's tagged as that Yeah. I can't imagine someone would see a waiter and assume that person wasn't using that position for the flexibility to explore their life goals. Is that... from that horse, you masturbated? I thought you liked that ;) wait til I use the clothespins on you and you'll see :P btw why do you always add these "~" things after everything? Does it mean something? Can confirm, am Filipino and parts of my family were guerrilla fighters when the Japanese invaded and occupied the Philippines. Hey that's not fair. They may out number us but they sure as shit don't out class us. You are a truly a thoughtful and generous person, we had one of the most rememberable nights thanks to you. Also you rematched /u/FunkyRutabaga! Thank you so much for these stickers that I can add to my ridiculous sticker collection :P puffy ones are my favorite! And fuzzy ones Did they say they were doing the shelling? You're assuming she disappeared willingly 10 Oh Nvidia, you never cease to amaze me ...out of the way? What? Character development shouldn't be gotten out of the way So ... what did exactly happen there ? This. Wait wasn't Tinder down? i am running low on hot cocoa El link ya no funciona Wow. I didn't think the hype was this real! Creo q el motor no estaba bien conectado a la masa dangling... MODIFIER why does he even need Google when he has Snapchat & Kik? My friend's brother is in a band (with a decent following, they've played dates on Warped) and he said he deleted both Snapchat & Kik apps since he was getting noods from like middle school girls! And they're not shy at all about showing it all When did I say that? Justicar Aatrox... because he looks awesome? Lets do another one I dont own though: AETHER WING KAYLE OMG dat aa animation and the spell particles too THE WINGS :3 I was just complaining about not finding one in over 150 p levels (I am p570) and then bam one dropped last night.. now where is that ancient torch everyone keeps posting If i see a low level player with just quest gear (or god forbid, vendor gear I need to use paint to press F12? What a fun mom! Shw me the other side of the penny ...that's not the point... So that was the Egyptian plan all along, well shit, did not see it coming How did we meet? oh ...What kind of lights are those? ... No it isn't. If he did that... How would he count from 910 to 912? Dual wield long swords Yeah....i need a nap now One picture, really. I could throw a rock and hit y'all, but that would be kind of rude. Jesus Is fighting in the Battledome like dog-fighting or cockfighting? Mine is sex with kids Hooray!!!! High fives! And yes. Sooo dragging. It got even worse after turning off bttv I've done that with pockets, but never belt loops. Where is Tier 2? i only have 1 ... i tihnk you misunderstood How do the Giants and Eagles meet in the Superbowl how could you think of that name? It was within the twitter comment thread i posted tho I can't imagine *why.* It's not a quiggle... it's a turtum You sound awesome Too deep... Pretty good. I left the CaH game to do work, and then did all of my work in 5 minutes. Still have 20 minutes before I get to head home. Well how much HP do i need them to get Oh my God I just realized that if you hold down links in Alien Blue, they open without leaving the thread Why is this subreddit so cute And that splash back is usually piss You already read all of them? A designer that hates Mac!? oohh this is like one of those long +10 hours videos on youtube. Some of them are good (epic sax guy,nyan cat,what is love,etc...) but this one... That opening uh-oh, what to do if we end up with mystery eggs? rinse and repeat? Can we get a before/after? I.. don't feel like there is a lot of film grain in general. may I have one I wonder who won wtf is all these people can do is just lies and slander Ooppss my bad. It's also Death Axe not Geldnite Axe. Lol... I've played well over a thousand games of ranked and have never had a loss streak over 5 Hahaha only looking for CSGO items but thanks for the gold man WOW I just realized that when I read the title and I have several USBs. Imagine half of the Titanic landing on you. The ice looks so big from up there. Several litters a month? Potential Finals match-up Wait, things like this exist? People get hurt in every sport that post history Im a yellow and i think im in the wrong neighborhood I seriously don't get this! People always seem to be obsessed with "Avatar state sex" like they were with "super saiyan sex," and then there's "electric glove sex." You know that thing's a *taser* right? Poor you! That's a nightmare of a test indeed. I'm so sorry D: does this mean your doc will at least clear you of GD because you threw it back up? That's what happened to my SIL on her one hour... She threw it up and the doc was like well your body rejected it... So you're probably okay Sorry this was sold @ Vex and rolled a crazy 258ed/16defiance how about not tweet on a public social media platform Another one!!! I guess you could compare it to baseball....A Bowler (pitcher) throws a ball at the batter, standing in front of a wicket and a wicket keeper (catcher). If the ball hits the wickets or if the wicket keeper or anyone on field catches the ball on the full the batter is out. There are only two "bases" and the batter needs to make as many runs as they can before they are out. Also I dont play it or even like the game that much so I could be wrong he hasn't collected the rest of it Good defense I hope they all will be able to trade through after you gen it was that seriously his first call where did the rocket part tanks come from? Failing Legion is illegal? Which keys are non-standard ? I imagine the spacebar (since it's often the case). But you scare me, I have an old K70 and I just ordered keycaps ... Buddy of mine did the raid tonight and 2 people in his fire team got it as well, looks like it is finally in the loot table. Now come the speculations on what they did to get it Oh If you ask for BigMac sauce on your burger at McDonald's, they give it to you What would you use this laptop for? Yeah, realistically, disregarding the hypothetical nature of the event and the fact that consent insinuates a higher degree of intelligence than we've seen in many forms of animal. How the hell would we determine consent I kinda get high diamond getting a grandmaster once in a while in beginning of season, but this is just wtf... OH I didn't realize it was you!! I had no idea you could even smoke in water parks I'm sorry, but what makes his shirt go up? I thought there were just joking, Nick and Hank aren't actually going with Monroe and Rosalee right!? Spoiler tag is working great on my end. Why/How is your Capricorn purple? upgraded spine? i want!! to trade stuff in the future maybe? O_o? and because i dont have any friends who play pokemon Also the short body armour of the first few levels, the one that leaves his belly out, looks quite bad Those prices are pretty good But... her name was Lara? Didn't say anything 'bout hurting ya. Really? The vagina part is news to me. That's weird, there's always people play interception on Jupiter for neural sensors Dang it... You are a hero Thanks for clarification, I was kinda confused as to how anyone could consider Levi from Shingeki no Kyojin as a waifu The fact that I guessed this would be your response is astounding Not a nice thing to find out about one's father I'll wait a bit and then buy Dying Light, if they manage to improve it with patches. I definitely liked Dead Island with buddy or two, although at times, there were simply not enough zombies to massacre, especialy in 4 peeps ? how does it make no physical sense? Holy crap Wait, you've used these ROMs on three different G2 variants? Yes, Oswin is always kind of hideous. My cleric Oswin is exactly like that... Wow. Thanks for telling. I've been doing it prone for 15 fking years. And as the article says, figured it on my own and found it more pleasurable than the other methods. Guess I have to quit now Dude, you really got downvoted here Maybe she does lightning gun in shop, dafuq i found a cupcake in your face * Breathplay is definitely on the list ;) It falls into the broader D/s spectrum that's going to take *a shit ton* of work to tackle because of how broad it is One where people spend 400 gems on it apparently I had no idea Finland had a civil war. No clue what happened to it, but the whole idea of electric aircraft is nothing new. It is basically waiting for a more compact power source to really "take off". I did some rough calculations with at 150kw motor and lithium batteries for a Cessna 182 - turning it into a two seat airplane with 2 hours flight time. You REALLY don't want to know the cost of the pack. Ohh that's cute! :D I want to paint my Vandagyre Xmas now~ I didn't know the base would look so versatile. I fear for what I might find... Or become further interested in... Other? In my car... while driving. How the fuck........ I'm in the USA....you don't have 208 in your datacenter? We dont bleed like stuck pigs once a month though and have to have devoted sheets and underwear That kessel ties card. I never noticed i noticed this until now Back in the days it was a normality that games got updates/maps/DLCs for free. Then someone started with paid DLCs and now all do it. And now people start complaining about free updates... I don't get it. OOC: Holy shit, I am so tired I can't type properly... Well, unless we count WCW What's up with the name "pearl bay invasion"? It makes me think of Pearl Harbor. Are you sure? That is a glorious sight. Congrats! It can be done, and it will Can I ask what godly squad did this? I can't drink just one cup of anything. How are you managing it with something that's supposedly really tasty?! I've been VIP every year but at least this year has some kind of exclusive pre party at Red Rocks. I'll get regular ones for the other nights... but Benga Saturday night tho... He hit 20 str 20 skill 20 speed when he got to lv 20 ejection seat bug has been here for 2 years plot twist: you were the spawner Or maybe pies? Because kinetic burn is ALWAYS ON. Is that a real person or is that a mask? I would have thought an ass designed by Satan would be able to take it pretty easily.... Really Tusk. THERE'S a popular opinion around here.. And now that i decided to take video of the bug and upload it to youtube, LS started working again Man that is shiny The You think it's dumb to remove shoes that you have been wearing outside, in dust and dirt, when you enter a home? Awesome thanks for the easy tutorial and satisfying glove blowing! I'm curious though is the result different with the same amount of material in something with a higher concentration of fat, such as when people make budder and cook with that instead of chocolate? looks so damn good WTF? I see people using the F2000 all the time I live in Eastern Europe, and the drugstores in my town are very clean and well-organized with lots of testers. What exactly is happening over there? This actually seems to make the most sense. i don't think thats very appropriate for this forum ^^ From England, am used to rain, it's definitely not relaxing when you're walking in it for miles in a forest, covered in mud on a sponsored trek. Just not my scene :P. I was near Glasgow in a little place called Paisley, I really didn't belong.. That place scared the hell out of me. Not going back there.. I travelled to a few different places though and they were decent, but you can tell the damage Margaret Thatcher did on the place, and how it's used as a guinea pig by England. Still going independent would turn into even more turmoil, at least England gives them security, I can't take that away from them. Anyway rant, I'm not even into politics and all that jazz lol! I have some stories to tell about Paisley though That Neymar composure in front of the keeper Jesus, those percentage amounts are out of this world. I financed a car at 0.99% how does he have the room to store all that Oh woah! I didn't expect this to be posted by someone else! I was still waiting for mods permission What if we don't want wood That money you might be able to make though Oh God, had Suarez pulled that off But yet still no decent servers yet. I wonder what they're doing with all that money Is this the new reddit? Those bots are crazy I don't remember ok awesome! they.have.so,many.snacks. If this is your bathroom I wanna see the rest of your house. Maeryne, you have the nastiest HUD colour scheme of all time! Are you colour blonde? Stranded at sea, or stranded on an island? Hmm... That is the prettiest mineral specimen I've ever seen- looks like it belongs in a Disney movie C'est clair, j'ai l'impression que si un gosse disait qu'il est Goldorak en jouant dans la cour aujourd'hui il finirait chez un psy His thighs are wider than Harleys *torso* im not sure why ur being downvoted My usp caiman is 0.065505117177963257 and FN It's a sign! I would hope so I can sort of see what she's getting at because they actually do look kind of similar as far as the colors go, but a rattlesnake isn't going to just chill out in your hands without trying to murder you the entire time. wtf Why didn't you just change your major if you knew you wanted to become a nurse But what if the universe itself is an instrument? What then? MN here, I used to play on Briggs...now main on Connery, to this day I still have better ping in the AU server compared to connery (even back when the numbers on briggs plummeted to 150 players at prime time) "...and I couldn't take my eyes off of it, I was awe struck by what my inevitable future was foreshadowing.." Says guy looking out of window...HAHAHAHAHa That's usually what I do when it's bad enough...but even then....it won't hold the blood back for more than a few seconds Does your psych even into DSM-5, sis? It was! I think it came from Chattanooga, and thats an 1hr45min drive lol. I think /u/pyroglass bought me something one night, then it was at my desk the next morning. I was like Alright. I'm taking a dump at work, so I have real shitty service. So that picture loaded like 90s porn. So for like 30 seconds all I saw was the plaque, and I was like You bought Bill Gates Pasta ? Do you think chemists will ever be replaced by automatons? That is the most Americanized rep site i have ever seen wtf, never seen that before thanks for the response :) I was actually thinking about this... buuuuuut do you think that maybe the ants indeed DID make a nest inside of my growbed?? what are the chances? IF they did make a nest in my growbed, would them bringing that Terro stuff in there poison the growbed or fish? Same here! Every time I look at this gif I'm all Does that mean we practice living every time we wake up? Uh... Did I miss the part where she "cornered and yelled" at OP? I didn't think about carpal tunnel. Crap, I hope not. PS2 is already on PC..... so use ur $500 computer and go play it... Wow that scale Amatsukaze figure is a lot nicer looking than I thought it would be. YouTube is a mess now. I have to go through all kinds of loops if I want to upload a video. All right, then bashful it'll be Don't you want Skilltree Saga Wtf how many matches must you play to have a 20 winstreak once in your life They do? I'll try to change that after this When I went to a friends house, I'd walk to my friends room and saw her 12 year old sisters door open and noticed she had the carpet ripped up in her room which I thought was odd because all the other rooms had carpeted floors. So I asked my friend why it was ripped up and she just sighed and said "Sylvia keeps pooping on the floor then scooping it up and throws it behind her bookcase". I was just like How have you not heard of it yet? It's been a pretty big thing lately on the main Pokémon websites... Nah, I'm good. What's your UN? I looked up your flair and it says you don't exist Haha of course. It is almost ridiculous at times - I mean...one time I was against the railing and i was backstepping into it and dodging multiple FUGS swings...so they were literally passing right through my chars body Instant rp Wow. That Mavs defense there. Wait , how cold it gets in Greece in the Winter ? what makes this thing so expensive? you can get a 850 pro 128gb for 95 new. Tofu and lime juice? I can't believe I've never thought of extinguishing an entire race for a setting. Erm, I was a size 22 about five years ago. And I looked pretty freakin' good as far as size 22 women go. I believe it. He's gonna vape it all.... What...? Ugh. This just happened to me, it was 4v5 on our side and we were at their nexus towers then I get attempting to reconnect and game is gone. Not in match history or anything. I was so happy we were gonna win that too. I sure hope so! I've checked with my neighbors and the church down the street... no packages. Yes... my genius post office thinks I live in a church on a fairly regular basis I'm thinking of this ship with Reman shields... Yeah wow never thought there would be this much drama in a video game couple month I've put in about 9 hours in the game and I've only completed 5 story missions and just a handful of side missions. Maybe it's all the running to destinations that takes time, but it sure does feel like I've done only a bit relative to the amount of time I've been playing. Read, Kindle, as kidney, at first having sex with a coworker, then seeing them the next day .... uhhh that doesn't go inside. oh my gosh, the last shot just hitts the spot :) your ass is amazingly perfect. i could eat that ass and pussy all night long Man it's summer here and high humidity to boot. I can't go more than 12hrs without a shower Scraping? I don't pay and I still have the farming timers PM the videos to edit ? How does someone PM a 80Gb video for editing ? My BIOS looks exactly like that, but with less options Is there a shortage of butts on the internet? Japan is half? The ocean ( Yup, and wow, that is fast Very true. It's amazing how it can vary so much by hit and extract. For me it has ranged from "oh my hand looks weird" to complete egodeath. The only time it was worth it was the latter, but basically I was just in the back of a car drooling and my friends were like Did you know that the NSA puts you on a list as soon as you navigate to any website containing a keyword related to security, encryption, privacy, VPN, and similar. I learned that a few months ago and I was like " That's an accurate description of me. Use up all your RP and see what true rock bottom feels like Holy crap - That's one HECK of a password how would you go about learning martial arts? through youtube or actual social venues where you have to go out and meet people? ... I could swear I saw that yesterday i can see Arceus but Meloetta How much above average My eyes They know something you don't... old news... still not fixed I wonder how u work THAT out Did that cat just flip over? Mass locked when trading rares? eh? This is insanely well done. And insane. Awesome! You have a daughter named Kairi? Oh bless you! Those are fantastic and I'm so, so digging socks right now. Trawling for patterns to translate onto a pair of size *14* men's feet. done sleeping? You're using both a Red and Green card? ... Amazing! How much cash does that space rock give if you recover it? Man, I was expecting that as well. Slingshotted her whilst she was doing blizzard into Hbox. I was like It breaks after times of uses? Isn't that what every iPod does? Flexible is good YES SHE'S GONNA LIKE IT Haha everybody has there camera unlocked right? Guess i am not able to play in platinum with a locked camera It's beyond me why you get so little time for this crime. You get more time for fraud. This incident is absolutely horrible. The poor girl had no chance of even trying to escape or fight. The animal that raped her shouldn't even roam free. He's a repeated sex offenders, I don't understand the motives for such an act. I have urges too, I don't go about raping guys Night shift? FINALLY! An opportunity to copy and paste something from my pointless little movie list Are you on Teddy's team? How can they understand each other with that much background noise? what the heck was the np trying to accomplish by tping to a techies in lane I found **no** virus and **no** toolbar Crotas End to Black Dhalia Murder discography... Destiny will never be the same again. Presumably OP was under a rock when "Operation Trojan Horse" was all over the news? I just...I don't even... I'm not sure we can paint the catfish as the problem here. Combo of everything? O_o Jesus fuck, man. Time to turn off the internet, methinks And that's a genuine problem for women? I was referring to your characters? Hey, I cant challenge anyone on Fightcade. I can send or receive. when someone challenges me, I click accept, but nothing pops up. I told the computer to give it access through the firewall but nothing. What gives? To me, this 3,5 GB could be a bit like having beautifull and intelligent horny woman, that would one day tell me, that she used to be a man They aren't? 2 torches found and kept from like 3 months ago. Still haven't found a single one from 550->600 in 2.1.2. Your build looks so... *tidy* I don't know, I just appreciate an honest smile more than a fake one. Is that grumpiness to you? I desperately need this source ...and people actually buy it? Not at all racist lawl their loud voices are the fascist, racists and anti egalitarians Totally missed what? And then Pablo just had to mention that something was missed, lol. So might actually be something? "immediately" on PS3 = 10-20 seconds until menu is loaded But what if they were a different breed and stopped bringing down the standard? This is what I am pointing out. You're a special kind of stupid if you're going to expect a tiny dog to work a herd. Plus you're endangering the animal. If the distinction is made, they won't be able to use standard Aussie stock in their registries. Think toy mini and standard poodle. Boarders and Aussies are crazy good at what they do. My GSD isn't terrible with sheep. But I'll stick him to ducks. He doesn't do that stare You think Comet's going to be free? My gosh gold novas are dumb if they think u were hacking Uh, fuck yes I would go. Newb here, sorry. Why decant circle? I've heard good things about BPAL and see on the site that one can order a 1/3 mL of product... is that too much? Sounds like reddit Dang, thanks for the fast response Delhi Police id The fact that somebody hauled 70 fucking tires up a mountain for a prank is worthy of something 506pp Holy moly this guy And where did I say TR DIDN'T have the magsize advantage I was not aware Citadel produced Dr Who miniatures in the 80s M5 with the biggest thr0w or choke in history, holy crap, I am never betting on Russian games ever again Jesus Christ This is crazy! "Due with her third child in three weeks" made me See and I'm completely jealous because I can't WAIT until we can move my 5 month old into her own room. We can't right now because it doesn't technically exist yet. Why hasn't he aged in the last 29 years. I lose track, we have lots of baggins round my way .... who, indeed This double TP engage T.J.... Do you have space in your box for a Bulma? No I don't, I fucking love the Orion. I don't want it nerfed... When I was a youngin', and I was home alone with my grandma, I decided to clean my parents' room. You know, to be nice. So I was organizing my mom's earrings on her dresser. The next thing you know, I had scratched my name into the top of her antique dresser. Did you see what those guys did in the jackass movies? That wasn't even in the name of religion.. I was like "Damn, that's pretty hot" Then I noticed the temperature is in Celsius Holy shit. I didn't have the luxury of building a 3000$ gaming machine LOL. If I did even before yesterday I might have just set myself up with such a godly machine diving into further addiction What about lunch? If American fast food is anything like as expensive (in comparison to cooking at home) as it is in the UK, you might not need the 2nd job if you didn't eat the fast food not op Why is suddenly the 3M sales in the 1st 2 weeks of 2012 I keel you thanks! Question though, would running hot water and lemon juice thru my System kill the biological filter? holy crap :P £100 000 Dat pew pews, Dat mind games, Dat snipes, Dat scripts... Es un talento útil solo para mi, y para nada más: Tengo vision de huesos. No, no disparo huesos por los ojos, pero puedo "detectar" cuando cualquier cosa que hay en el suelo es un hueso o algo perteneciente a un animal muerto en general. Una vez distinguí un huesito redondo cubierto de tierra de entre un montón de piedritas identicas That Re-class 20% physical isnt worth using? except Nintendo A: Is taking more ad revenue than those B: isn't going to protect you from stuff like this coming from other companies (Sega, Capcom... most of the (big) companies who do this seem to be from Japan oh god.. if dAT loses first gun round.. ill start getting worried.. navi not even losing 1 in first 3 rounds I didn't realize people actually complained like that One of my friends walked in on his cousins having sex really Price out the flexible version of wire that size. I dumped out the entire contents of the office closet onto the floor. This is the closet that holds all of the tools, random wires, excess computer crud, papers, anything else that we couldn't figure out what to do with, etc. Once it's fully sorted and tossed (having to take breaks because of available time), it'll have to be one of the biggest successes yet! But, holy moly, it's an overwhelming disaster right now. Wtf. These are cheat meals??? I have these as healthy meals. Or is that the joke? More like *twelve*. My nephew is barely older than this manga. You lost me Suddenly your Crystal Maiden flair froze into Winter Wyvern > It's been a pretty big thing lately on the main Pokémon websites... I didn't, we were not allowed to visit him :( Froggen going from potato to super saiyan in seconds ..... My thoughts as watching videos.. "oh wow, there doesn't seem to be any Ranger sav- <number 3 plays with not one but two incredible saves>... Super Crazy? Haven't heard that name in ages Pornography tag? Big Sean verse had me thinking this was his track Super not gross, that one in particular would be hilarious esp if it was right next to that shark w/ the huge ITD, Tenzify a captain and not the shot-caller Holy shit, you're fucking gorgeous No, but I would if you said you liked Linkin Park. What's your point? That pupil well.....fuck... Pine cones? why are you equipping a shotgun, and why do you have no heavy ammo People watch football for the ads? OMFG guys im so sorry so. it takes 94 matches for the average player the complete the amount of challanges i have completed ( Both tippers looked like they were about to hit I'm slightly more amazed by the fact that I learned it from Achievement Hunter's Village Idiot. cheap ? Removed. I can't believe that they hit 2000% Your comment was removed. Do not try to identify anyone in this subreddit, or you will be banned. This person deleted their post, possibly because of your comment. Can't see it I was in terror that he might forge the Moot Update: The infamous SMK dropped for me last night either that or he leaves next season Spent Monday with some friends, and one of the friends of a friend brought her kids... All *five* of them... The SIXTH stayed home....... And now she wants to do surrogacy.... nope, lanes. there used to be no jungle in the meta and you'd have 2 duo lanes and a mid lane Wait, why? still can't believe all the shit he pulled and Riot puts his picture out of all the pro retired players, in the studio I got challenged to one game of Monty Python's Flying Circus, and got top 10 in VA for it. That's why I didn't buy them. I couldn't imagine what they look like on my sz 12 feet ...yeah, I'm probably an idiot The average CS per game. What do you do? Clear jungle 4 times then shit on everyone? ... All characters have Encore 3 stock,That's crazy I never knew about this You did notice where I said "Just kidding" right? The best miners use every part of the miner to their advantage, kind of like Japan with meat ( Adam Levine OC or RP can be nsfw? *DEAD* Oh my God, those are to die for, me want such a hard on da fuq Jchill, why dont you play like this every game ? i have never seen so many "happy birthday" messages in one thread before. WHAAAAAAAT even Bob Sac hitting jumpers FUPA jiggles It doesn't really gush out, if you can keep it upright you just have a little cup full of blood which you then tip into the toilet! However...if they spill, it definitely does feel like a pint of blood everywhere I dont even know anymore tbh... where Im from the hard left are communists, which are actually pretty neat and reasonable people, so I made a pretty big overgeneralization there I plan on sticking around if my friends are able to help. They're stoked to show me the ropes and I want to know how to do most of it myself. But like you said, I don't want to do it improperly and mess something up. Was nothing wrong with his flow on Recovery Sorry, I think things got away from me some. someone that agrees with that?... FBI and bomb squad?? Whoa Dude. I thought she was a paedophile Yikes... the thought of chopped lips TIL his birthname was Farrokh Bulsara. Even his name has fucking stage presence. Damn! What is more popular, in the world, than NBA ? I thought the whole thing was relatively straightforward. I actually posted something like this 2 years ago on twitter so are they automated or did he message me Did the image got changed ? This Scout Rifle sounds like a wet dream. Getting rid of it? Again? "Super easy"? Well, you'd better not complain about subreddit growth. Christ. He said *some* proof, not the motherload. The discussion has been closed, but without any indication of a decision on the matter. Hold up. They took down a single person? Not even a source? You shouldn't have to pay for your own mistake? Seriously? It sure is... and those eyes the kiss of death Beautiful job. But where's all the windows? I was thinking about writing a scene where the arbiter finally catches up with a broken John. Not in a fan fic way, but in a... Way that is definitely not a fan fic way... I read your comment. And then I saw your username. Why am I being down voted just for saying that the Dhalsin thing was great ? Glitter or sweat? but... how??? what if god buggy fights god ussop? It's pretty amazing how the Seahawks have the opportunity to win twice in a row, and their opponent is a team that has already won the Super Bowl twice in a row Noted! Will probably have to make that from stratch, as I've never seen pre-made strawberry cookies What did I just watch? I want a sewing machine, too. I can't work out how to re-produce it. How did this happen worst movie ever SO OMINOUS THO. Ah thanks for the info about the stick & the HD! That's good to know, I definitely don't want anything draggy on my undereye area The secret.....*is in the sauce*... I don't remember Harley ever doing that in the comics... TT Is there at least a way to "mark all as read" in the reddit api? why 3-4 days? I went to the discussion thread in /r/manga and was confused if I was really at /r/manga due to your same comment there and /u/_aster_'s Which color out of those works best for you and is it too light or too dark? I hardly ever see it played The Saint level combatant has been there for almost 4 chapters at this point I don't see this being possible in the context of a family with children. Just imagine the look on the face of the little one when mommy is fucking "chad thundercock" while Daddy is on the computer jerking off to porn wow this is fucking amazing Whats your user on steam? I never recall adding you/accepting your friend request. By the time I have this kid in July I will have had only two periods in two years. you know what?! I'm sorry I ever clicked on that link Who do you think I am? I am whoever you think I am that you are. wait is the game starting now or later?? csgl fucked up times?? on hltv, it says this game is like a hour away?? Whaaaaaat?! for realz?? The video file is 13.7MB Do not read the comments. Did Ryu just catch a break? doesn't sidebar say not to do this? > A designer that hates Mac!? This guy on my server got 18 since the patch. 18 /u/StefanDidak linked it in the title I think that the brightest lipsticks look the most flattering on you, like the Lip Rouge and the Kate Moss lipstick. All of them are good but those just stand out to me. Another thing, your lips look like the after picture of those ridiculous lip contouring tutorials! so wait. i just spent 3 keys on super metal where it's just 1 Wait a second... There was a sweater in this album? They probably thought linux is an antivirus Imagine an Enthoo Luxe in that skin! I remember reading somewhere that firefighters are at a higher risk of committing arson. they get buried? How could they avoid that suspicion? hmm, let's think. Why don't we film everyone and then edit the footage afterwards...brilliant! Why didn't they think of that? * "Poison types that have 4x advantage" Wait, what? What happened here? nice and even keeled. Had some ups and some downs this week. -_- / big question. how thehell you respond to private messages? this is the first time IM learning how to use REDDIT you walk in the bar and your dead daughter who died in a fire is sitting by the bar 50 ahead of everyone If you're at a wedding...10 years ago Taking my boyfriend to meet my parents! This gave me the creeps tic disorder? so you get a temporary Tourette syndrome from eating dark food? Are you the government? Wouldnt NsA like to know ...I did not expect to laugh and lose it in this episode, considering the epicness of past episode. Somehow, this episode was even better. How the fuck do you manage to keep doing it? Yup. I wants the funny, too. Although, take a look at the last comment. Shit. lol like i said there is still one pts incoming! And hunters with some flat pens items could be fines! Car rooms? What the hell is a car room? damn son ... now I'm paranoic 8 minutes and that's all they could come up with? So on my free day I went out and bought some Hydrogen Peroxide There's a german one-liner about this involving tunnels and sausages, but... That's not an example, that's exactly how it works How Can The Suspect Be Real If Cs Go Isnt Real What did I just read Woah, I haven't seen that before. wtf... how the hell we supposed to get bets in >That's not an example, that's exactly how it works huh froggen is still on the team That looks like something from the Hellrasier movies How old is she I just got mine today in Nova Scotia. I actually had my friend in Texas buy it for me and mail it to me. It cost less that way. His "New Work" is coming out "soon" holy shitballs Wait, whaaaaaaat? Killing Bolters give you that much of a bonus? I've killed a bunch and never thought I got anything out of the ordinary. He's only 17 in that video Well that's TERRIFYING. I have the exact same timestamp but no email or cancel (yet). Hey, you haven't lost yet. Also, how did your opponent get that team in an 8 man league? This really made me question why the police were there for a second. I was like but we haven't even seen him in lane so far I see what you did there I come back home after 10 hours and I have 75 comment replies waiting for me [m] Um, no. It's still Romania. Wallachia is like a Romanian state. on my overclocked 980 i pretty much stay above 50 the entire time with ubersampling on. Pretty crazy wait so the red dots are already existing hubs? well, the first two are just black I love trash reality tv Oh god that Dogs shirt I honestly thought that was a given... Are you sure you read the instructions on the bottle correctly...? Pretty sure that's not a normal side effect of lotion... Me three! Both myself and my partner are bipolar, he's a type I, I'm a type II. Can you imagine the grotesquery that would result from that coupling Are you sure? LOOK AT BONNIE'S EYE, IT MOVES ...that sounds about as thrilling as getting paid to turn a "Slow/Stop" sign at points of construction on country roads. It would be awesome if there were only seventy-one million two hundred fifty thousand people on earth! Just as long as we lived near each other. I want the seventy-one million two hundred fifty thousand peaceful atheists to live... do you think we'd recreate religion? So I'm watching and at about 28 seconds I'm like whoa! That is a big neck... *then* I see the one you're referring to. What's up with the eyes? How is that uninteresting? That's like 20 6 stars Ahaha! Yes, I imagine that's something you would do. the other thing i struggle with is the amount of totems I have Holy SHIT, /u/imcrazyama with 48 swears... Man. Starting to think this #1 is gonna have as many variants as Star Wars. What just happened? If you can somehow convince your party to have like a 50s prepull thing, you could even do this which allows you to get DOUBLE INNER BEAST! I tested this on a dummy after I thought of it and got 2 1800 crits and I was like *w-what have I done, I've created a monster Nah, they're too busy playing Tirion on Turn 5 That thumbnail Your professors sucked. Just reminds me how much Youtube has been changing You should get the markers that clip on! Moxie on a special salamence No railings, half the concrete has fallen out, and the dude isn't even using the rope... Bronte and the Oresteia. Wow, sounds like you could use some cheer in your literary life. sorry so im All I got was a 'fine'? WOW! yeah he's saying in my head "HEY why am i in your mind.....it's like i can't LEAVE your mind I actually didn't see it, do I understand right that Bayern lost? I opened a pack yesterday that had a regular rare in it, along with TWO Bloodstained Mires. What's the odds on that? isnt that the same as you being a part of 1% of the human population being the ones to be transported to a parallel universe where 99% are left behind? How did Chad get an image of Coe playing Dog? They were playing it less than an hour before the video went up Seriously, can someone explain "that look" that celebrities have with their skin? Their skin looks flawless and I'm not sure that the men are all wearing makeup. I look at Pharrell and know that he's treating his skin differently, I just don't know how Run away, dude! I love this Yannow, I actually don't know. I don't recall that Red Lobster is known for masturbation in any way.. or that you do anything remotely jerking-off related in there. Holy shit, that red one is calling to me TIL Reddit seems to hate TWD. Who knew It's great to heal if I can survive the initial chain stuns, fears, horrifies, incapacitates and interrupts :P or if they focus my ally, that's fun too but it's just dificult knowing when to stop kiting and when to start healing Those hips. I think the more important question we have to ask is....where indeed is Starbound? We meet again Part 12 soon please, my jimmies are still at maximum rustle after reading Part 11 As(s) well you should, you have a very lovely ass. Are you wearing any panties? yeah public server, oh the anticheat isnt working atm? thats why people can fly around without getting banned? Don't EVMs have to be physically tampered or altered for the hacking to happen? Not sure if 'hacking' of a EVM can be done over a network or something Was doing a CE raid 3 or 4 days ago. We all sang along after one guy started saying this. Are you the guy? Woh, I rage sometimes, but not nearly to that extent Then who the hell did I google? He probably did not found any long time Diablo 2 player, either....or any BaldursGater player or Warhammer(40K) How much did you spend on the team I went back to Demonoid. I registered in 2006 I read children Kinky Never seen that Is he hitting on the judge at 5:35? I graduated in '90. But... But how??? ... And you lost me What type of programming language requires a / in front of every variable declaration? Um, I've never seen this icon in pvp, are you sure it's working this way? I was born in 1995 and I'm renting my own house now. Beware of the purse straps and backpacks............. What sorcery is this! Hes serious xD, this isn't one of our teasers Wow I always thought you were a mod the whole time It's a website for a Gaming community, we're not advertising shares on the stock market! Did you make the account just to say that? I'm 14 and I have this problem Of course it's azazel Me either. I think I'd be much more comfortable with teens seeing nudity that they're naturally curious about, than looking up porn videos online- who knows what kind of weird stuff they'll come across Shoot. I do music too. I wanted to see if I can get collab with someone else Yes, definitely ! I'd be a horrible sitter if not. Wow... and I thought Liquid was biased towards Liquid players... This is a whole new level Do you shit from somewhere else? Yeah....this need a NSFW/NSFL tag... I went mute In theory yes. But why was this move shown to him? Maybe the author overthrew that idea/move Oh wow it's actual bitcoins? he looks real pissed on the screenshot We need repost tracking bot or something. omg, i totally forgot about him Okay...but why would it appear there outside of a fight That could've been so much worse. So did everybody else there! Was anybody actually watching it not on a screen? I see Jarvis Varnado on that list. He played decent for us last season as a defensive presence. What's he doing this year? Whitelist on right now? At least not healing the minions... okay. But no damage? What the fuck? how can i play my sylvanus solo now? my Adblock won't show that option Holy crap those Bronzes are really mechanically skilled Oooh this is hard such. wonderful; use! of? punctu¨ation qu es esto I was just messing around too Thank you for overclocking my ps4 They let her keep returning them?? I haven't seen that movie. Now I don't think I will. Oh gee thanks. holy slay The point of a VV/VW device, to me, is to be able to change those parameters as I see fit to find what I personally like for any given juice/coil combination. I don't understand why they would lock you into a set few wattage options when it seems harder to wire it up that way than to wire a plus and minus wattage button.... It's just ass backwards in my opinion You might be looking in the wrong place. How would you not put those two together? I AM?! Is there a 2000 bulk backpack? One other thing: I thought my soul memory was 3 million. It wasn't; it was actually 300,000, now 400,000+.Oops But but, pun thread...*PUN thread!!!* Haha Pageau's reaction. "Yeeeeeah! Oh! I....I never have. Wait what? This is a warzone? When did that happen wait, seriously? 5 out of 10 is *awful*! In what context is that not a bad thing? I was a Megankko, basically the quiet anime girl with glasses Awesome CSL adds on that. Bumper fitment is pretty tough on that car unfortunately. I'm jealous of how many garages you have at your house so THATS how those long ass gouges in the highway get there... this happens maybe more than we realize Is that meant to be a rhyme like "see you later, alligator"? Otherwise, peanut butter seems very... arbitrarily chosen. - Why does Paige look much less like an albino? Am I misunderstanding what satirical means? Oh god, I'm. . . Becoming. . . . One of them. Why do you always fall with the door into the house? Aka "met de deur in huis vallen" in Dutch, being straightforward about something. hel already got a remodel its beautiful sorry for this off topic: how do you have "Signature" beside ur name here? I don't understand why they'd do something like remove the pantheon themed background to replace it with a generic space image?! wheres the perfect last hit? lol Dang, 90 codes yea Oh my, yes! I'm 42 and never had kids. I keep being amazed at the number of former classmates who turn up in Facebook photos holding babies, with me thinking, "oh, I didn't realize Susan was pregnant again..." only to read that this is her grandchild. I slept almost all the way through the daily, today. Random hairs have started sprouting from my chin. And I'm a female Who the hell is that last guy to get added? He looks like Banks from The Mighty Ducks movies all grown up ∑( Wait... what? Do I want to know how? It really works for that? Maybe I shouldn't junk my old wagon. ( The look in the dog's eyes After countless times of being told to just upload the video rather than the .gif here you go surprise me I'm in love with Pixie Dust. It's so sparkly! woooooaaaa When anyone asks me to make a decision, ever! I have a panic attack and completely shut down. Sometimes with my husband I will even cry and fall apart just because he asked me to decide what I want for dinner. I don't know how to make decisions and I always feel like any decision I make will be wrong and apparently have catastrophic consequences As opposed to stars which spin IN control? When Gus Fring cut homies neck with a box cutter....... mesmerizing Pat Foley is not an attractive individual. it wasnt me How the hell were they allowed to foster kids? *Beats junito's rob(my weak character to fight) by a lucky sd* ... ... People play comp workout? That girl on the far right above the guy in the blue shirt, wtf! Hell, 40k is what we charge overseas students that study in Australia That's an actual wafer? I've never seen a laser cut track key like that in a door cylinder Im sorry, what kind of fancy restaurant has a food/wine shop attached... I'm the what? O snap. Thanks for the input! I wonder more about the screws more than the rods, really. Can I get them out and leave the rods in? I just hate being able to feel the screw heads. Yep. My mom can have whatever weird ass diet or restrictions she wants, but I am not allowed to have a food allergy... until she got the same allergy. Now it's a legit allergy that she tries to respect What's that like? I can't remember. Why cant we Enter FH? I didn't see the joke yesterday 5am seems incredibly early I've never had a conversation this lit on under-18 Tinder. isn't this just a notice post? How do you have usps guardian in every winnings There's no ketchup chips in Texas? And those compounds are in fuckin' EVERYTHING! Isn't it fun trying to find things to eat? Whey and casein are in the weirdest foods. I wasn't looking for anything detailed, just a simple one shot character piece of someone transforming into a jackalope. Why do this? Looking to get banned / suspended? Pokegen derped SOPLA AL MANDOOO!!!!!!! I thought it was still open cuz it said until Feb 5th That is also the biggest twig I have ever seen. Wow Good to hear you found a bunch of stuff, played about 3 hours and didn't find a weapon whatsoever, even checking the bugged spawns a la Pleasant Valley shotgun etc. Mate somehow got a pristine AR15 off a guy he killed (with a bow, relevant?) but that was it. Three of us playing a few hours and no weapons found in the world They should totally do this! The people that had been around for a while would get the reference, and the players who bought the game when it came out would be like: Dafuq is this Groove Street... Home... Oh wait a minute omfg that photoshop Gintama for me. Only watched about two random eps, And I was like: Just try not to install tons of 4k parallax stuff and it should be OK 8300+ kills with the MP443 Grach. I must be un fucking stoppable with a Bal My niece recognized me in a photo. But the thing is, I wasn't even in the photo. You could see a sleeve and maybe 3cm of the jacket I was wearing. That must have taken awhile to type out A monitor for 20$? Holy shit ... Do you take pride in the fact that he hates you? You mentioned it twice WHERE IS THAT NOISE COMING FROM?!?! Her mouth, her voicebox, her lungs?! How on earth does she make that sound?! It sounds like she's trying to spit a loogie on it HOLY SHIT it sounds like I imagine a dragon sounds This leventor even have penetration at cap, or wtf 12k ability cant kill a 9k? Tenga products really do look discreet You sir, are a much braver man than I. I too, shave with a straight razor but I have no intention of getting it anywhere near my junk I have looked at the raws [and it does not seem as if anything has changed..... Who the eff cares about karma? WTF? .....No idea, I can turn just fine Wait... You don't like protection in case your account would be stolen? Whoa... Whoaaa really? Mine was a gift... I won something????? That sounds like the most amazing breakfast ever. I can't to see her reveal. Imagine if she is hunter but not use a bow No need to take it overboard 250 calories in 1 mile? My mom had to get a catheter put in twice when she was in the ICU. she was pretty out of it and pulled it out the first time. I remember coming in the room and she was playing with the tube Same problem. I assumed this game was a dead project over a year ago until I got an email today. Now I see it's in Unity and my account is disabled. Should I just mind my own business?? Is that a sign on the wall saying to not take pictures? short of a criminal act, there ain't much worse than this guy I consider any compound that has a possible side effect of "cooking to death in your own body heat" dangerous I have no clue. I'm American, and I don't start clapping when I'm excited or anything. Thats a lot of KK (Wait... so I don't get to use its extra storage capacity? That basically voids most of my Citizen's actions for the year... How do we know *this* isn't part of McMahon's kayfabe Wow that's...beautifully dark fuckkkk your b00bs looks so amazing Whoa, thank you very much for the Ability Capsule! Cannot believe how much money hyper life drifter raised Also, since I am a whole decade older than you, you SO don't get to talk about being old. > Indeeds Um....where's her other foot? I'm on gel right now but hopefully switching to Nebido after three months. One thing I am not looking forward to is getting the injection on time. I used to get depo provera for BC and even then they couldn't get their shit together to give it to me on time, meaning I had to have multiple pregnancy tests and waiting periods before they'd give it to me I KNOW, RIGHT?? I thought it was normal at the time, but now I'm like HOLY FUCK, COULD HAVE DIED. Where are all these women ? OOh! I'm moving to Texas soon all the way from NC Very good question... I didn't puke after breastfeeding. You scared me for dear life I don't see Hunter on the matchups list and I haven't played for a month... is Hunter gone? every episode was the best episode \ Moooooooo! We're already at around 2 feet of snow and the worst part of the blizzard doesn't start till 2. I don't even know who got them, though. Did they go to a good home? Were they thrown out by whoever got them? I'LL NEVER KNOW. In what? I would love if any of them played Spyro games, but as someone who completed each of them 100%, it will drive me nuts if they forget any gems. Did that Camry Commercial just say that its a good car to ruin peoples wedding with? i just tried doing this but no matter what, i can still lift my own index finger off the floor Have a good super bowl party!! You can have all this snow ...is that a BSG Last Supper playmat? Holy shit dude It takes montecristo to leave the team for clg to start rotating So glad you aren't an FD sound designer. Are you partially deaf by any chance? Why did you make two threads with two different accounts? There are games in which you can fight dogs? The infamous "Hamada sexual Harrassment + brutal Boob Fondling" episode, sadly only in 240p quality. This could be seen as a companion episode to the similarly depraved Sauna episode, but Hamada is more extreme here, and is really brutal. He grabs a handful. i meant ac/dc. you said ac/dc is a british version of disturbed those graphics > Edit: OMG he's straight it took me so long to take all the screenshots them eyes... QUE NOME CRIATIVO > OMG he's straight Not trying to shit-call but as a JJ's worker - you guys didn't close the cold table down? Tankies, tankies everywhere! I realized that after I went and grabbed a Starbucks coffee at 10:30 AM a few months back, and as I was leaving the parking lot, apparently, someone had managed to get stabbed. Like hell, who does that?! Was he well-liked or picked on because of his personality? ^ Oh shit. Wow. I haven't seen the SeaCow set compared side-by-side with other LEGO movie sets. It's HUGE. Wtf how many Qtpie fans browse this subreddit ? Says hes gay 10 minutes in it used the NOX turbo or what ? How in the holy hell do you hate Bittersweet Symphony? Honestly thought lei'd was a euphemism and you were trying to find a hook-up on reddit For some reason I feel like it should be "silver ivy" and "golden door" How do you tightline thick eyelashes. Almost every thread states this as a must, but all I do is bend my lashes uncomfortably. I have 3 rows of lashes, so trying to get my gel liner "between" them mostly just gets liner on my eyeball. Carroll what are you doing? or acceptance of my ED This is crazy how about the beach ball If you look closely at the preliminary mask, the bottom half kinda looks like the Vahi... How do you have a legit deoxys? Cosplay? As a spider? Just saw some idiot ranting on facebook about their kids seeing an ad "promoting evolution" during the Super Bowl. Depends on location, 80 minutes here Did we really just get a minute of game then more commercials?! You were getting 50-80fps on a 650 ti? That was a penalty when Randy Moss originated it, you think in today's No Fun League they wouldn't call that a penalty? This is so disturbing source on lowered drop rate? His wife is stunning... People are really fucked holy fuck, you weren't kidding... I think Reddit broke... Are you commenting on the right thread? Awesome, thanks! I hope I wasn't a jerk in your group. i got myself and 4 of my friends terraria for less than 6 bucks I actually find Tyr not that difficult? Nothing? I said I thought he'd like it Woah. ( what do u mean riot realized they fucked up? you being placed in silver 1 after 6-4 game seem completely reasonable and right to me... I had Einstein in mind when I was thinking it up. I don't want to make it too hard as the party is going to be fighting some ghosts while they do this "dose" Damn.... Is this really legit website? Based on this website, for the price I have paid at the dealer I can buy 7 years Premium Care for 100k (not 75k) for around $400 cheaper... you said classic I went there with a friend who was looking for apartments and we had to all give our IDs and sign a waiver before entering any rental property for a showing - I asked why and the annoyed girl on staff said that they'd had people who'd been attacked before... Absolutely! Haha. I mean I expected them to be amazing pre-debut, but i didnt expect them to be THIS amazing! But ICF is just SL with accessories, I thought about it and I'd probably end up adding same accessories lol. GSLP is the one I looked at most but still feel like tweaking icf to be like what you said in 2nd part might be more beneficial then just changing the complete routine. And neck harness exercise got me That doesn't even look real some of those date back all the way to the 80's That was just a Malaysian friend who go denied. My US/UK friends who made similar got PR though what a fight. 6 man wipe for your sf I had no fucking clue they had a Darkthrone tribute design Never thought i would want to bang someone named Jeff ! That was kinda the joke True the face is a little off.. but that murderous villager though My guess is a chopper gunner since all their fans are playing cod right now No, you don't Except when they show a close-up of the little girl being held in the arms of (presumably) a family member, over a pool of her blood... Pretty tame, though... LUXIO! Do the gujjus call it "vag" medicine ? Pupitar! Any tips ? I just got wrecked doing one. Why are there no night sessions at the French tho? The Urca De Lima was a real ship treasure ship that ran aground on the coast of Florida When we signed up at BRU, they just had us fill our info out on their computer at the registry kiosk. There were no physical pieces of paper involved in the entire process until the end when they printed out a copy of what we added to the registry - Because posterity... Um... are you going by market price? Probably isn't I was ok with it until the licking. Don't know why you got down voted, this actually happened. Oxygen is definitely a by product of photosynthesis in plants , maybe your infected Fuck that noise when he was released i saw a lot of geb solos. i was rather surprise Ah totally my bad, I misread your wish list as the list of products you were selling For the record, if we're talking Caffeine found in Coffee, good luck OD'ing on it I'm permanently confusing you with another guy on Reddit for no reason whatsoever. The rest of the world doesn't use that thing? That's enough reddit for one day. Isn't the 14th a Saturday? WTF was that exploding thrall doing on Crota's platform at the end. 20 secs just to type that?? Sounds extremely painful Oh What do ya'll think he was gonna say when he said: "I just saw the most- never mind, I have nothing to say." And then his face drops, How does it convert a mesh in to a billboard Oh Whaaaat? But you're bordering Russia SOME resemblance ?? What the hell is "shadism" Well that's awkward. I just downloaded. As a guy who has launched several websites myself, I know this process can be confusing. That's a thing, people other than me do? What? OOC: They do compensate for the battery life though. The Galaxy A5 gets on the average around 4.5 hours of SOT for me. That might not be good for a 2015 flagship but the A5 doesn't have to live up to flagship standards because it isn't one. It's actually really good for something so thin and cheap. Put it this way... it's nearly half the price of an Alpha where I am, and I'd argue that it's definitely more than half the phone the Alpha is. Which ones are you talking about!? The ones my dad does are pretty simple. Opening presents in front of people. Oh goshhhh all eyes on me!!! Dude.... If I had gold I would give it to you right now Yeah, the prices on these rigs are strange, I know there’s inflation and such but still. The FT857D is now a +10 year old design and it costs more today than when it first came out. That hand! TTI had a .less2pay thingy D:? Where was it located? I used to play that Does *anyone* really consider a vote for Labour as left-wing?! He's like a.. a... a well greased chain, to tight and he kings up, to loose and you're in for a horrible disaster. that was our car This happened to me. I was at an expo, and the lady running it knew another lady there who had a new baby. She insisted that I hold the new baby. I was happy to do so. (Little girl in a fluffy skirt!) But, the kid hated me and was moving around everywhere. I panicked and gave her back to her mom. She was just so squirmy, I felt like I was going to drop her... Everyone should. As a massage therapist I just wanna touch you now Right. This was just a thought exercise. Woah, I had no idea what I've been saying :D It even translates pretty much directly from german these rugs are special, they go on the celing, so you can have 5 RQ-4 Global Hawk Observation and Reconnaissance drones looking down on you, O_O WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE Holdonaminute... That big plant drops ferns when sheared? Yeah!! Unless you're jogging. Wow, you got gold I may be a sociopath or something. My dad was the exact same way but it was like water off a duck's back. "Fuck 'em" has always been my motto. Kids these days. Thinking blowjobs is first base and holding hands is second. BIGFOOT My only concern about it is that it could be doing something hidden (running something in the background, using my internet connection for something I wouldn't approve of, etc), so just deleting a shortcut wouldn't really do anything in that sense. I was unable to delete it without completely uninstalling TTF, which I find super weird if it's only a link to the actual launcher... I honestly can't say what it is because I don't deal with intrusive software (to my knowledge That just raises even more questions! I didn't even notice the platforms were electrified Holy Hannah you are absolutely gorgeous Who spams that move? Those don't sound like embellishments, those sound like murder confessions Where are you seeing that? i wonder why u get a str furnance on a monk They have to find something that narrower than something right That's horrifying Me too. Uh-oh. What is it? I have no idea what this is about DICE??? zombies in battlefield??!?!?! Wow...I am genially speechless That might be...a little hot. Just a little. Ehh? We don't? It's true! But what if at some point the company made "Special" animatronics that were golden and used on special occasions? Oh shit, right, that's a thing. It's not an early model, it's just from Christmas 2014, it came with Far Cry 4. Still, you're right, I didn't search for it first, I'm sorry. This is a daily problem posted? That one looks like my husky. She loves to just stare at people from across the room OMAGAD, you were in my meeting this morning And will for some time, his little brother is said to be *better* ... thanks, I guess? Plenty of people die of the flu each year Why is this even a thing?! Alimentos que provocan homosexualidad I think you may want to get a bigger bowl for that thing! Maybe a tree shaped bowl My dad also likes Mark Farina and my mom told me once that 'duh, she knows what drum & bass is' I actually got told via a PM from a Motiga account here on reddit that I was going to get an invite Did those guys actually get $100k? well ive gotten offers above 400k so then how comes ive been able to use one to verify age? Your battery went back in time I ASK to MYSELF HOW HAJVANI LOST THE 1ST MAP You mean topic title wasn't a joke? Seriously? Is this true for products that are made in Canada or every product sold here? We have a winner. Dem eyes. After 2 minutes of looking at this picture i can say that this is probably Magrider... but im not sure. Rosaluma is a Princess OOC: ......what Vaagur is better at doing this than the proposed god...(Envigorate, The Dark Ritual, Reload) gets x1.21 every hour. This would only be useful for leaving the game and sleeping or something... Does Samuel Herd's voice remind anyone else of Zoidberg or is that just me can't unsee woah... That's actually really good 10 minutes? This is more than what we'll ever get for a collector's edition for both US and Europe combined There's free games in eShop? Ad or Ap nid? "I'm not here to tell you how to live your life" What game is this Well mutations are mutations so... ( It feels kinda weird me and my friend are nearly close to the ages you mentioned Oh thats a very good point, thank you Uhhhh Scarlett? Wow.... just.. wow...... Beautiful photos. I like architecture very much, would love to visit one day. Also the last pic makes me imagine Count Dracula hiding somewhere close Uber will make prices too high and no business will come in to compete once they do that? How on earth do these people think Uber started in the first place? I read that in his voice too. How much dat cost "It's not me it's the lube!" ehhh ... I'll take it People keep telling me my game is cartoony Discovering that instead of getting a tax refund I actually owe the government money Why put yourself through that torture? What if the sword dissapeared on you or crota randomly got up? Holy shit that Naomi outfit! In what game do shinies revolve around the time? Why is our sub attacked by so many spammers today? trying to sleep Huh weird Hopefully AT&T can back out of the Dish Network acquisition deal... Or tie the case up in court for the next 20 years. Well, 85% humidity is considered "dry" there, so.... Do people hate AKG? I would watch Akuma I loved those books when Anita Blake was working for a living and helped solve crimes. Then a few books in I was suddenly reading ménage porn. What in the fuck...... Pokemon one rated R ~(o_O)~ anything ~( I don't know how many hours i've spent watching Steve Spangler's videos Second picture is much better. Those EYES! Steve? From what series? I'm from Falmouth there are people from the cape on here What the fuck, TIL. Haha for some reason i was always thinking this to Second birthday party? Turns out it's just the functional reprint of KTK except all creature types are dragons and have flying as well. I'll pay lots of money for it if she got sweat or any other bodily fluids on it Where the fuck is this from I didn't know we disagreed on things before Never thought I'd see an anime girl with a lacrosse stick I can see Tales and Pokémon going very well. As for Gamefreak not liking deep story, we have Pokémon Mystery Dungeon. That series is dark. What a bizarre video. ....wtf is it with hams and poor hygiene? My boyfriend actually thanked me for always being clean when we have sex, like it was some rare unicorn thing- it turns out that he dated a couple of girls in the bmi 25-30 range before me (not much choice locally) who were somewhat lax about washing with big chompy teeths... How does one get something signed by Dyrus if I live in another country Thanks Tyrius! The fact that there was more than one sub 500k wipe definitely hurt WHAT!?! What the fuck I heard he was in the hospital What fucking video card do you have that you can render EVE particle clouds without choking It's not $1? If you're willing to give it to me, but my current PC is on it's last legs and I'm planning on building a cheap one ASAP. I mean I currently get like 8 FPS in fights and have a 2 second delay on my skills when there's more than 5 peopl on the screen and still somehow manage to win games as ADC How can you even reach that speed on mobile data? I know I'm throttled cuz I can download apps easily but not torrents. Didn't know that one This for some reason, reminds me of Howl's Moving Castle Dude to the left of the camera is looking at him like Why would andariel be ranged? this was... unexpected saw a kara night for 800 today somewhere Lantern vid @ 13:15 – Ogre ducking outta the way You sure they weren't freckles? Why 11-year old had access to a shotgun? " Gunned with arms my drake has been named Jabberwocky since pretty much launch. OP, you're coming in broken and distorted. Please say again, over. That has more than one meaning But the PageRank is gone ...980 hate? where? I dont understand what people have against cameltoes. Its sexy 56th try Good Lord your story is like a window into Hell User name creepily relevant. ooops, sorry to all you Ajax fans, I got the dates completlely wrong, that was your era. Ours was from 74 - 76 of course. What a mistake At first I thought that she's sportingly starred in some spoof about silly movies, then I realised that it wasn't supposed to be a spoof... But it's shit, it was over 7% warmer than the rest of the system Wait, where in the rules does it state that? Mega Turrican..picked it up around spring time last year for $3 cib at a yardsale, was going for about $60-70, now I've seen copies go for $150 You're staring into my soul, halp This is something a GTAA member would say I'm never becoming little spoon in bed again. .... bro? I just want you to know, you are seriously over levelled for this fight. I'm OCD so every time I grip a barbell I have to tap my hand on it and re-grip it in intervals of 5 until it "feels right." Otherwise I can't focus on the lift If I'm walking past my front door, which has a spy hole, i always have an urge to look through it, even if i'm certain no-one is outside. I don't know why i do this, cos it really creeps me out. After reading this I know its gonna be even more creepy!! Polt 0-4 in a group with TargA viOlet and Serral Well since OP's bonus fight assumes that Unicron can possibly be corrupted then we can assume that yes AI have souls then * Hum i receive 40 for 3ds game and 70 for wii U A GameGrumps song?! This is gonna be epic Wow they've got an old version of OS X Holy crap, I was just playing this with a Star Trek mod a few hours ago I'm afraid he'll find out my horrible secret A little blonde girl? B/O in Dollars more expensive than market. youre saying targa is better than DRG and soulkey? I beat a women up in GTA V just now.... I guess i should go up stairs and slap my wife with my cock. Brb going to sexually assault my wife while she enjoys it I litterally moved into one of those areas not a month after a shooting. I had no idea wait I have a difficulty imagining Ellen DeGeneres as a mass murderer! But then again, I think she would be a very scary mass murderer because she doesn't look like one Im not focused on the shark, we who have the fear will focus on what is underneath you at that moment That wasn't me typing that comment and i have no idea who did... Do people not read them from the 1st to the most recent? How can people do things differently? man this was wayy creepier than i thought... Is it weird that just seeing those close ups made me want to go wash my face? i just facepalm my soul after seeing your comment This thread is a really good way to learn the first names of redditors. which one you talking about? We have to register on Ctrl Alt... using GH account to enter? 'What's a mile? 35,000 feet?' But ours is, right? RIGHT??? Makes sense, but is the hype for the chromas really that big to make such a big difference? I thought the chroma hype would have had settled by now. Since when is there a "GO BEYOND EARTH" button in the end screen? Why am I the only one answering that uhm how is this scratchless? /u/changetip 100 bits site isn't even up But it did drop exotic before, didn't it? Holy crap I can swear that I got something from it. Was I drunk? Why not email hirez directly and work out a business deal? That's what I was thinking. Last week a client asks for a rush order to finish their project by Monday (for an extra fee). I go ahead and bust my tail getting it finished. Report to Project Manager, they tell me the client changed their mind but he forgot to tell me. That seems like a lot of work just putting all of those up in the AH I can't even tell if that's cooked or not. 105?! 300!!!? I want to buy it Wait, what does Zoidberg have to do with this? How is this not worthwhile? D: Bloody hellballs. I'm some damn glad I invested in a good snow-scoop I'm so glad I joined tumblr now XD just had a quick browse, and you've got some serious skill there i won against UR armies in snow halation EX Sometimes, I think we should just create a separate lodge room just for the PMs. (Wait? I'm a PM. I was out shopping at a mall with my family (I was 5 years old) when I found a pair of sunglasses I really wanted in one of those children's clothing specialty stores. Showed them to my parents and they said no to buying them and told me to put them back where I had found them. Well, instead of putting them back, I tucked them inside the folded sun shade of the stroller containing my little sister. Pleased with my sneakiness, I maintained a straight face while perusing the rest of the store. A little while later (we had already left the store), my parents discovered the stolen sunglasses and proceeded to describe the judicial process to me. I would certainly be sentenced to serve hard time in child prison if I did not go back and return the sunglasses and apologize. My guilt over stealing those sunglasses still haunts me to this day How? I've only got about 140 hours into DS and I can parry most things consistently Good heavens You responded really quick How does one even begin to understand this? gc.cpp itself is a megabyte in size. A source code file. Oy. For a second I thought it was dogecoin themed toilet paper I've got to get that book. Such an amazing fusion of Eastern and Western styles 0_0 O_0 O_O o_O 0_0 Why? Seems like an awfully vindictive thing to say for no apparent reason u fucking wut m8 .. how did i summon you Honestly it's very hard to describe. I used to have a diagram to show how it happened because most people where like "what?" He probably means roughly 10k gold/week from all the gold he's making (total game gold + dailies). If he's making 300g/day from dailies (I dunno what the actual average is), that's 2100g/week and then 62.5g/game at 50% win/loss. So 10000g - 2100g from dailies = 7900 gold from games = 127 games. At 3 games/hour that's still ~42 hours... Geez I....I'm not sure I'm ready for that It's funny how it crashed right when we won the CCA I was in. Probably distorted a little? This went south so freaking fast Wow, ur right, you have been mod for a while Lmao, I was talking to him beforehand and had to remind him what we were talking about. Is that even possible? own all her skins and I still need this one my pussycat I can't stop playing I never thought about putting logs like that! What are those balloons for? But those are only worth two? Heralds...harbingers? Perhaps these "Heralds" are like the one who appears at the end of Surface Tension, and that one therefore may not even be an Iconian... Uuhh, I'm not sure what you mean? Lautemortis is female? The part about the crema is so key. I can sometimes steam perfectly smooth milk that is absolutely ruined by terrible crema. Hm, I can't see you right now in game. Okay... please tell me how I prevent this happening. Cannot un-see I don't think it's a huge jump to think "this guy has an attitude/behavioural problem, maybe it's his parents' fault", why are you acting like you're a great psychiatrist for thinking of this I just finished episode 21 (it's so addicting, I love it!) and there's just a few things I'm confused about. [Utena Spoilers?](/s "what do the swords that the duelist pull out of the student council members' chests signify? I understand that it's more or less a symbol of their self, which is really obvious from their appearance and how the duelist imitates their style of fighting, but both Juri and Miki were embarrassed about it? Is it a metaphor for sex? It only occurred to me after re-watching a Yuri Kuma Arashi episode that the sword might be a phallic symbol and the roses on their chests could be a symbol for the vagina. If that's the case, Nanami and Tsuwabuki... Wait. What happened to Mr. Hastings if i could get a black beta i would rearrange my entire house around its tank OMG. This is how my future children will think of me Mumps? That sounds a lot like somethign that should be put on /r/writingprompts when i read the title I thought it meant they tested it on them.. but... just.... I use Brow Wiz every day and have used the same pencil for 3 months My Bacchus What the hell do you do in them to destroy them that much? Omg I'm very sorry! I blame my fatigue from my long ass work shift. I stand humbly and wearily corrected. 110 glacors? but u have all that loot from glacors? Only 44 Rune Platebodies? That's like 5x more rare than a phoenix eggling Who indeed. >Btw, you got misty eyed for Code Geass? Suicide by a .22 on the eve of your biggest day. It's Genevieve! Why did you delete your post? Wait, which one are we talking about here? Is this a skin or just artwork Morporak? Never thought of an (Abaya)?? being sexual Christmas looks like a giant Maybe I'm misunderstanding you, but vanilla dragons definitely attack Whiterun. I've been attacked there at least once. Got communication interrupted. Oh wow, I just noticed that the vid already has 700k views since it was posted on Feb 1. And 3000+ comments Much to my surprise I was still able to register Super Mario Galaxy 1. Louder! My colors Redditor put like, 800 colors that they like! I don't know what to do! Is 97 his rating? I'm not sure that I did. Weird, I swear I saw it there before That was glorious. \ He'll be back. They always come back. So I was wondering. How awesome it would be for Sona players to now simply replace the tracks in the LoL folder and have players listen to random songs during play. I too feel as though I've found a good balance between tolerance and saying "What is up with this guy?" Being mostly new to raids myself I had to learn quickly as well, and I am all too familiar with the disappointment that follows a "misadventure" death. If it's clear you're trying, hell especially if you're verbalizing as such, there will be no bad blood between us - we aren't born and bred a legend, and must learn sometime. But the guys who jump around in the back while waiting for teleports, yelling "WHY IS AETHEON LOOKING AT ME" and then wonder how they got One-Shot.... Those are the people that are going to hear something about wasting my time. SIT FUCKING STILL YOU BASTARDS. But Redguards aren't even Spanish .... Even puppey interview please I'm a tech, and these bastards intimidate me Hey, the Spanish Flu was just a little bit of a fever that require a few people to take a day off work... We have an Elmo DVD here somewhere, "Elmo's Potty Time". Can I get evidence of them sayin' he was legitimately hired? Because I can not for the life of me remember him having a thing other than being a tourney caster I do not mean to act like I know how run your job, by why *is* this thread still up? I.. don't think that's even possible.. You should take this down. It won't go well. just use RES IT'S FUCKIN MACH-ETE. 800? Wait... Smoker and vaccinated? Is reddit supposed so hate or love you now? You're saying people should be able to gain elo without playing? You can promote Shazam only by finding him in MW packs?? All those samples and sheetmasks! wait what, now it shows up ? original or this... shit man I would pay for this remember don't blink nevermind then I mean the pope basically said that a few years ago whoa ......Are we both thinking about the same thing? How long did it take you to gather all these bullets!? Wouldn't that just be hooded double eyelids? I've played the old pokemon games from Blue to Sapphire and I never thought of this before. When I saw the gif Jugger was already ulting the SF, and I totally thought SF was a tinker rearming, and then BOOM requiem.. I thought WTF was SF behind tinker all along? sick groups compositions but group D is something really insane! And lose out on free advertisement?! Don't they have the newest generation of Flankers? Why would they consider the PAK? There is no spoon Hold on a minute. Super Good Advice? You can't get that from a Nightfall Holy update Do you still coach TIL Sarah Silverman could kick my ass, no problem. Star Wars? hello bros and galls i need some help with some units that i pulled after buying some gems and i want to make sure that i keep the good ones even if there duplicates cose i got lots of them Aku no hana maybe When I started procrastination and stopped sleeping Am I the only one who prefers the suit system as it was in TTO and is in TTR? What super speed kata ? thats a shame.... but unfortunarely I am not from there either. my friend is Hiccuping babies are funny. I held my 3 week old baby cousin and she was doing the teeny tiniest little hiccups. The look on her face was priceless. "What is going on? I'm very sure the first two parts describe me all too well Dang, your SO's situation sounds JUST like my best friend in my MPA program right now. Is it possible we know each other IRL? Why is there an ad on your quick start screen? What if there's some secret godlike level 6 you get with 999 hits Who indeed. I find it weird that this post is so huge but not one retort from anyone in HiRez I replaced lava source blocks with glass and destroyed the glass Un amigo tiene (aun) arnet desde hace unos 4 años. Un día se le corta y llama para reclamar y le dicen "usted NO es cliente" That's strange Spooky I dunno about that, I mean we have the tactical rail for the AK and the tac rail for the M4, it'd only make sense for it to spawn Interestingly enough, Leaf Brands owns the trademark to Hydrox now and is releasing it back to market 1st quarter of 2015. Anytime now... LOL Haha.... wait! You was joking, right!? Ohmyglobb that is so adorable! Wow this looks pretty cool That just looks so bizarre! ( I thought this was common knowledge Wait...is that a thing? You just go to buy a VP and if it's on sale you'll get a refund or something? I tried Double Dash as that's what I played more of :o but I guess I'll have to try this :P I never got into driving with a steering wheel in the air, but it supports controllers right? Right? Damn, that is a good one too. That hadn't even crossed my mind. I'm really anxious to see where these last two issues are going to go. there is an anime for paradise lost? Woah, I had totally forgotten this characters existence and had to google the name to figure out who it was Wow - RLC is still going? I wonder if my old downloader still works Man... Every time you turn that thing on I swear you are ripping a hole in the fabric of space! >_< wow, so now they're licensing the chicken soup for the soul name to... dog food? Only now has Google made me aware that Dragonlance is a D&D-setting first and a setting for literature *second* Dang, Lirik has like no competition I couldn't hit the X in the corner quick enough. which post Holy shit. Erm... Switch? Why? The way he retains focus while switching from macro to micro focus (talking about a legacy 2 paragraphs after dissecting the overall feel of every damn play For reals. Lallana off but Allen stays on? North west of Austin texas. They literally call it the hill country. \/ Oh my I used to be into Japanese music and dramas but my heart was in Korea. Wait, so I was Satan's freaking minion? like what trippy dog language could they name me in LttP timeline Wait, have the embedded video and my commentary audio on the same tumblr post? I don't know how to do that With the car? "Mum checked, it's Friday the 13th"... Keyflower is too complicated...? Ye gods. Dodged a bullet, man. That level of ignorance does not bode well for a happy relationship Or at least it's doing something... oh wait, i see what you did there... still not bad tho I do enjoy being anonymous anonymous. On the internet, no one knows you're really a goat Because it's a ton of fun interacting with other people that play the game That's pretty unbelievable I was so happy once I unlocked my Panther D...only to get #$%$ so much that I reverted back to Panzer IV/70 (hope I got the name right). With that one, I had ton more success than with Panther D Did you reply to the right person? That's...... an excellent Idea.... never thought of that That before pic is what you consider fat? Wait, what? My houses definitely had containers next to the Alchemy Labs and Enchanting Tables. That has to be the best lee sin play i've eve seen The *stupidity* is real. .....wait whats the other exotic chest in the gorgon maze then me and the chickens have turned into gum I wasn't a big fan of his run & have been waiting for this day. I love his Ultimate Spider-Man, but once he got ahold of Ultimatum it's like he went mad with creative power. Which Marvel seemed to think was needed on the 616 books I don't see how this is gross if its just an x-ray "pay cash"... "let your money earn for you instead" But it didn't. That ain't spit, mate.... What is average mmr for gold 5 ? cuz i think im pretty close there _ ..What.... What color is stupid... Did you just breakfast a pizza 5( plot twist, you're the driver in the black Chevy Shes also not a real support... or jungler for that matter. I refuse to be stopped by such restrictions though Also, I agree, DFG shall remain in Teemos eternal realm (hell) forevermore. I dont really know why Riot thought that an item that would allow champions that you were supposed to have counterplay against to point and click you to death like this is motherfucking Kings Quest was a good idea in the first place but whatever You have artists to thank. oh my This is actually really interesting 'transgendered'.....'hateful fuckers'....... What were they gonna use it f--ohhhhh THANK YOU! PENGUIN! Oh no! Hopefully that's a friendly wolf. Oh well then I stand corrected, if that happens I may have to get a ticket I did see that you can jury rig a 90 volt b with 10 9 volts TIL its Dotarr in chinese I'm actually thinking about getting it from amazon. They have like 15 different versions though. First 3 songs the same but the fourth is a different song on each. Oh. I TAKE IT BACK, JESUS. DO IT FOR SOMEONE ELSE Nah, it's a chick so you're good... At least I think it was a chick... A little too good for a first time. Did you get this through WT? It's been an awesome day for WT for some reason "I hear ya! Hope you feel better." I have never seen a medicaid copay above $0.00.. what world do you live in I've gotten 3 shinies and a legendary in WT today [Meta] Wait, is it not? Everyone's been using Fusion Reactors for practically everything at this point. Looked like San Antonio for a second But...this is the shithole. I'm glad to hear this ... I love Bumble and Bumble but sort of got lazy and cheap with my hair care for a while Ehm... REMOVED Jan 1st 2016. Therefore we all left TPP to come back to it again. Then it's like I never made it in the first place, negating needing to finish the other two this is the first one ive seen Dat 1st blood IF he was shooting with the camera, then what was he shooting the video with?! That'll be interesting O_O this, now this, i would have to go xD Pero, solo sera la empresa que esta solicitando al grupo? queriendo atraerlas? Eso es, no directamente de Babymetal, pero de la empresa que hace los eventos en Mexico? In the past - whenever there was such a dominant team - there was one team and one captain to take them out of their comfort zone - Navi/Puppey. I guess only Navi with puppey can deal with this .. oh wait... I rocked that (and the other tattered one) as a show of my emotional state having accidentally sharded the VoG cloak. I'm now wearing the half-cape version of that, it's the side-swiped cape, but it ends in shredded bloodstain Haha, I hear you man. I heard in an interview with Jake Shimabukuro that he changes his strings every week Is this... a real picture? Woahoho! So joker just played a trick to make him believe that he was immortal, gets himself killed and finally has the last laugh as he finally defeats batman. DAMN!!!!!!!!! these really look so strange when you compare them to the final character models. Some of them just look creepy... Oh, and yes already trying for #2. At my age we can't wait. If we can have another it'll be 2 under 2 This is the scariest training video I've seen. I think I've been on the Internet too long. I can't tell which I got ( Wait are you talking to me? Masterbate. God hates the people who do that Yaaa I didn't know it was that bad until last night I saw where people were giving all 1's because there was no completion code at the end of a survey... nothing about pay or length. And they were sitting there saying that they had to return the Hit where did you buy that? I don't want to just discard it like that and move on though, especially since it's not just him saying that. I just want to know how exactly they came up with these numbers when the tooltip just tells you that it is a pretty strong ability. Idon't know if their rotation is different or what. And yet here we are Hopefully they start to get along with them haha, otherwise there may need to be some changes Shitty streak, my promote records are 1 Yeo 2 Woompa 1 Mew so far, 0 Nurspy "Home". then how come when i fight a boss with 3 parts and i can kill two,i can sbb spam against just one Just spit ballin here, would you be interested in a dawn stone for a maranga berry? I really like Gankoomon, but Baihumon, damn at that metal breath attack There's instruments in-game?! Did you hear Alex's theory about Jews? (3) DUDE !! Thats totally weird phrasing !! Help himself with little men and women Until now I was pretty sure I watched A Bug's Life 2... Or it will work BETTER on a cop. Evil tron Holy shit someone call an exorcist. I don't think ive ever had a pet look at me with pure white hot hate like that Didn't know that Those dungeons Omg I thought I was the only one that this happens to occasionally xD. I have never got a random champion though. watch out for the grammer nazi in the poker subreddit Np, and what a history Die Produktion von solchen Fan-Plüschis mit eigenem Design wäre wahrscheinlich ein finanzieller Knieschuss. Außer es gibt wie bei Getshirts nen Anbieter, der sich auf Plüschtiere spezialisiert hat Are you suggesting Zeldastep? Your absolutely right!!!! wow, that didn't last long.. O_O run 2ty15 you are being watched by the all-seer Deadinsky.... Hey, hey, I thought Islam believes in Moses too, no? I read all 3 series in a day because I have nothing else to do at work lol but something that forsome reason stood out to me (idk why) was that I believe it was in Alans story and also in Infected town. They both mention their experience being a "bad acid trip" just seemed weird to me lol maybe Elizabeth also wrote infected town and is trying to fool us once again!! HWC in coffee, sure, but Diet DP? Youtube's most popular And here im sitting never having watched porn on it once Oh wow, holy crap, you're right. He's a radical. Please don't try to turn him on either. I had my first Deerclops encounter only very recently. And then the moosegoose a few game days later Now thats what i call protection They eat cats?! 4 summons. Got a bunch of earth I just don't understand how adjusting permissions of deployable placement would break animations and infantry controls. What kind of code allows that? is the link correct? I see the picture a squirrel with very big balls Nature finds a way Haha is it really genius? I think I own like 4 different Digimon World games for the PS/PS2. They did something that joinDOTA couldn't do in so many years, just way faster Whoops I better **Raise your Donger** But you can have a (useless) awesome passive TWICE Why is that... oh... Yup. all started with the shield drop. He's so consistent with that LOL! The exact same thing has been plagueing my mind too the last few days. I was in a hurry and scratched it on the fireplace... The sound! (PDF? What was it i'm not trying to type an essay for this You mean... you didn't do this the first time? Considering the reddit downvote brigade and SJW's ready to cave in my skull for apparently being an accessory... i dont feel so certain about that It really does What?! Wow, GG! Did not see that coming... is that acutally true? Budget The guest was actually pretty good, I have no idea what people in the live thread were complaining about... holy mother wall of text.... learn to use paragraphs Goodness gracious! This gif is from Orphée by Jean Cocteau Pass it? Cuando salis del sotano a la superficie del castillo en el vagrant y ves la luz del sol ... What where the positions of UOL? That was unexpected. Doesn't the float value show if it's better than average? Thinking of the prices of that tho. Big kill is already 8 keys I think by 'student' you meant 'lost hippo' Its not really my area sorry Until that one time when someone really does have an allergy and they die. I was confused, please disregard. That name. Ahahaha. YOU JUST WANT TO SHARE THE LOVE. So we are all Oh dear lord, now I shudder, remembering "Ursan Way" Reminds me of me. Actually, I saw the Weekly Update megathread, but not that there was already one about the Weapons. I deleted my post when it was brought to my attention that there was a specific megathread about this already. Stop being so cynical dude, it's a reddit forum, not middle school Why do you have a Melchio? Treeception Is this trade still up? I spelled Chikorita wrong I don't know if that'd be worth it. Epidurals are a strange beast. When they work efficiently, they are awesome. When they fail.. well. eff that. I have had one work perfectly, one not work at all, and one work on only half of my body. I remember that video! I was thinking the same thing until the phone was tilted and i could see the seat it looked like nobody was driving lol idk he seems to be thorough enough to not post just any ol thing.. so you actually see the other video cause its not showing up for me. He plays music a lot so getting banned behind it didn't seem impossible are u calling me an idiot THE perfect cringe pic. Divorce makes so many people fools. Me included. Thankfully we didn't try to split beanie babies. I think the biggest "huh?" moment here is why are you using Internet Explorer When he was working on my mouth, my first dentist used to say, "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin Miss Chin." I remember cringing even at that early age... and my last name isn't Chin anyway thanks, it works! actually i tried it before but what did the trick was writing it in lowcase My roommate and I are still on the first boss lol. Waaait... There are ranks in MG1 and MG2? 33... dat pussy I reached this point last week, but then I dropped into a pharmacy to pick up a new bottle of top-coat (exception clause!) ..and they had a 'spend $20 get a free gift' promotion on, so I bought one extra colour for the gift, and they gave me a *four pack* of new colours. Your videos have more pixels than my eyes... Hi! This is the same game I was talking about but it was Dexter was never the character you could play with No one even mentioned that you are fvcking huge, and you are only in second place. WTF. I am not talking to some random 13 year old. Get away from me... I thought they dropped the Susan Strong arc in favor of all the Holy fuck I can't believe they're the same person You've never seen how it works in life? The fact it can do both 18650 and 26650 is nice, considering half the mods on my wishlist are 26650. And dat price Sometimes people need to hear these things. I have mental health issues. Crazy may not be the best word to use though. Not all men, but dude, that guy.... I have a nice mic I bought recently, but I don't have any other audio equipment or audio editing tools. I could likely upload to vocaroo or Soundcloud or something. a stattrak, gut knife, case hardened. That's litterly the 3 things people look to not trade for in one And Hugh Jackman and Statham How the hell is Celine Dion the most admired woman in Nigeria Holy Crap Blues True - come to think of it, they're probably only for if you're going to eat it there...that was a silly thing to say...well I've never eaten lobster so I guess I didn't think of that Is it that bad? Working as a bartender and a gay customer said he wanted to bagpipe me. I said I didn't know what that means. He said he wanted to grab my balls and blow my cock like a set of bagpipes... Or by listening to them brag about what other Americans have done. Why the FUCK are you downvoted?! Your ghost saw and witnessed your death I saw it and im like "looks like someones been inspired by MKBHD" then I see the Nexus 6 and I'm like " But notice that the top card has the "SC" in the correct direction while on the bottom card the "SC" is upside down Maybe groom your eyebrows a bit THAT'S what she said! I couldn't understand it and it didn't make sense to me, but now it does. I've never heard of this before. What the what? Ah that's where my predicament lies actually. I have a mitigator (Darv x2), healer (Ligness, Tia), Status null (Ligness, Kanon, Exvehl, Melchio), ST boss killer (Tsar, Rowgen, Sergio), Crit buff (Kuda), Atk buff (Kuda, Zergel, Kuhla), Elemental buff (Shida, Fiora, Ardin), Atk down debuff, Spark buff (Rosetta). What I really wanted were Kira and Feeva from that 7* batch D:. Do you still recommend waiting for the next hopefully 7* batch or just yolo it for Feeva this time? Well I'm jealous. My kickstarter isn't here yet It's not really a buff but Feeva and 1 other (I forgot which 7*) has the 100% Drain 5-8% HP on their ES. Does that count? that's pretty correct but there is also the issue that happen when you hire only finance-graduate or people of same background; you get less creativity/thinking because everyone is the same/think the same.It's especially easy to train people into Finance and I found that out when I took the CFA level I exam and it was basically a repeat of my whole Finance degree The accuracy...and precision... he just wants a hug your username...and your comment... My violinist is a music teacher and asked me to play with her at her school's faculty recital a few months ago. I'm used to playing in little coffee shops and small venues.. you know, low-key stuff. So this was pretty nerve wracking for me. All the performers were incredibly talented classical musicians and teachers, training/playing their entire lives.. and then there's me with my silly little ukulele. Not to mention it was a huge audience, also full of talented musicians, watching every note Or it could be some people *actually enjoy the game* yeah well you guys shouldnt have been so mean to us when we came to visit earlier this year i'm like "heheheh these guys used the same name as the shoe company hehhee" and then IT IS THE SHOE COMPANY Ferneyhough analysis? I wrote he needs to be stress free after he attacks my hand for trimming his hair some and moving him away fron my sink. And just before he decides to venture to his nightly humping area... Ah. Saw that. Checked out a local store that's in the city and they have that santa cruz grinder that genesis111112 pointed out, for $85... Where did this joke even start from I tried that, doesn't work for me. holy fuck I have the SAME HAIR as nepeta right now Oh God.. what about when they start sending diaper change pictures Better NOT be ED! Yep very weird That room Got mine today been playing it for a couple hours, I'm hooked I felt SO bad for him I've watched this show several times now. I *never* noticed this until now. Creeped out thinking about the consequences. I think they could have done something similar to paragon levels from Diablo 3. Just giving a teeny bonus to some stats for each prestige. Plus seeing it in game would help motivate people to play more! BTW my level is 208 I've never had anyone give my cervix a wiggle The actress who plays Selina looks way bigger in the show. And Bruce's actor looks bigger here. This is WEIRD Too ... too.... too something Cupid's the top tier hunter after next patch WTF You look a bit like Nina Dobrev mixed with Keira Knightly^^ Definitely NOT ugly I don't see why not. But only if you can guarantee my safety when your SO is around. Leliana's monologue while buying time for you in In Hushed Whispers Oh.. so that's what it feels like to be summoned That feel when taking off not realizing your splitter is up holy shit ! and im so close to getting it, "coming from a guy like you"? Yea the 21 miles seemed suspicious. When I was hiking the Appalachian Trail my average was 2.0-2.5 miles an hour and max distance I did in one day was around 26 miles. And then here's this guy doing around that every day just for work what?? No way. secret got mega creeps and i went to sleep.. and now you telling me they lost? Woah my first bot reply less than a year ago, in the fappening the world blew becouse how bad it was for her nudes to be shown, now she does it herself. I don't think ive ever been hit once I actually had to look her up, her head is so small compared to the rest of her body. Just what I saw on a wiki, supposedly he had a guest or interviewed with Geocentrists... I didn't even think they existed anymore. oh god...it's becoming a cannibal Maybe I read too much in to it at the time, can't rewatch it now since I'm at work. ( I'm so not used to seeing the western discipline in Europe I live in a moderately upscale housing park. They enforce the dog owners to pick up after their dogs; they do not enforce the mothers picking up after their children. Butler wind the game for the pats, and Brady gets the MVP with two interceptions I wouldnt' dare wtf is up with Brandenburg? Do they not use machines that have you put it in the tip or just pick the percentage? I don't even see how this could happen with a debit card Hah, sorry for that :P... Still pretty amazing how some stuff that I myself have ordered from various US sites can be cheaper with sipping included than buying it in Finland It actually kind of scares the shit out of me when someone responds to rejection from a total stranger with that much anger. Obviously a great/easy bullet dodge, but makes me wonder if even people who seem cool have this evilness inside. I never even thought of this as a thing that could happen until now. Gonna be extra careful around my car key now Hahaha wasn't for me! As you said my structures were fine, but it seemed fairly aggressive for me. I also thought it was funny because I've never even seen any of the giants, and then within such a short period had the two in one game Maybe like sixty percent of the time. The other forty percent is more like gameboy? That's awesome I do love sweet potato chips (fries) but have never tried it in pie form I LOVE THAT. I want that outfit. It looks like you already have a nice seat? is this tru 2:48 German team in top10! Only in the USA My xc70 cost 100.000+ USD here in norway.. Reddit has always loved Fast and the Furious. This is a necessary product. Oh dear. Cause I like to see you all squirm! you guys know who Massimo D'Alema is? Well fuck.. I've been learning German for some time now and fuck me, I can't understand bavarian dialect at all... Actually I understand it as much as written dutch i bet you have 100k just from Looks like she's missing a pussy! We have similar stats and 1200 is soooooo low! I'm cutting too and I would be having s meltdown daily so thats how you unlock the ACWR I had one that loved coffee. Spilt a few drops once and it was gone pretty fast, haha. Also repeatedly knocked a bag of ground coffee over and then would lick up the grounds Not sure if this is sarcasm... but... you're saying your pinky rests on shift from WASD but not from ESDF? Feel like I wrote this Dylan is like 6'6".... Hein ? Tu veux dire que tu prends plus d'une douche par semaine ? Huh? Hawaiian from Papa Johns sounds amazing for munchies right now Everyday Shooter God, we had some pretty lame toys when I was a kid. Those are terrible pictures of you. The first one you are frowning. "Neither is this one." OMG Got another account for that. /r/bordercollie I'm so boring Teach me your restocking ways Weird, I'm sure it doesn't do that to me Are you as anxious about it as I am? I woke up yesterday and thought, "Holy poop. Double digits." Wait, THAT'S what eyepatches were for?! Oh, I totally understand you! From all almost-30 games I have on Steam, I've only finished... Two or three I was in Gamestop when I saw this, asked them if I could preorder. They said it was sold out. But then I was able to order it online. what classifies as a level B Holy crap i didn't expect this post to blow up. I was at 2 karma and now i'm at 73 Ohmygosh Ohmygosh Ohmygosh! I'm from NC too, and 18. Are you me from the future? What else is he doing? I thought this was their job or do some people of BTS only do it part time? I still watch SpongeBob. Is that bad? So when *did* they go to the Hamptons? Wow!! Thanks for that update, good catch!! I don't understand your comment. I just love to share random information, I can't help it wow... BJORK IS EVERYWHERE, EVERYONE, NOWHERE AND NO ONE *AT. THE. SAME. TIME.* That's not me... What does this mean? Really? We didn't have these issues. I have no idea what you're talking about Holy crap this also happened to me on that ride when I was 9...though not quite as bad as you. I thought I was just an anomaly and have been embarrassed about it for years Exactly the opposite for me. I started on Reason 2 though You'd better deliver, I'll be watching What makes you think I'm on now? Why do diancie codes still work then? Wait how Them's fightn' words Lol XD why is your console in the Mediterrean? Around here gank means kill If he wins the next two he's 6/51 or 11.7% which rounds up to 12. Riko Tachibana. Hands she has the most awesome looking orgasms out of every girl I've ever seen. You can literally hear that cupping sound She hit the washers with a wrench Those icons Holy crap they all have creepy small baby noses 4000 hours? Why is the BTA CW MW cheaper than the non BTA one? Men only perform backbreaking labor outside in extreme conditions, and women only goof off at desks in nice offices. Kinda looks like the metaphase of mitosis Jaw-->floor that makes more sense, haha. I was like... these guys aren't performing very well individually taking the LSAT tomorrow god i hope i do well I love the border but I don't want people to know I am only plat 5 Wesh ugly Such a lead My husband and old cats name are crazy similar sounding. The cat has been gone for quite a few years, but I sometimes accidentally call my husband by his name instead. So far, my husband has not shown that he noticed, so I'm hoping he hasn't caught it yet. What the fuck is wrong with you? How do you remember all of these That's such a gnarly question, so I gotta break it down a little... Because specific.... It... It's not possible The expression from that angle is fitting. Too fitting actually. No, I meant I was the kid. ...where do you work? Is it really worth it to get Sol Creators for 5k achievement points? I always thought it was more expensive to pay in coins. Now I want to date a Japanese destroyer. what is that flare esque thing next to the username What's that like? I had a video taken of myself giving birth and I don't ever want anyone, let alone myself, watching it I had shingles in high school. I wonder if my doc will hook me up with that vaccine even though I'm not even 45 yet. Why create commandblocks and scoreboard if you break all those systems with pseudos' change ? Your user name Jeez, wasn't it worse with Loki havin' Manikin's? Like almost 50% slow and an additional bleed? That's dismal omg...this is amazing Thanks man! Didn't know /r/Kanye had such harsh cartoon critics. At the same time? Oh wow. Just don't confuse the two. I would kill for those controllers what health plan do you hvae It's face That's how you spell that name? I'd only seen her in films and animated...I...thought it was Aurora. How the fuck did you get 78k in a match Such a pretty little thing! Did you use a pattern? I suddenly need to make, like, five. ahhhh yes. The "stop on your upkeep" and i give a look like Yeah. I even have it rated as a 9 ....I'm not sure whether or not you're joking, because it's pretty obviously a hybridization of Star Wars and Norse mythology. At first , I was like, wow that's a nice cinematic. Nope that's the actual game Uh..I redeposited Is it just me, or is everything on that sub fuzzy? It's almost as if it's... low res Just checked his extra life page again and someone donated $1700 ..... why the hell isn't he allowed a say, Gosh you kids Um... no Zelda Wii U in the video? Haha hvem har sat min tag, er det mig selv? :D edit: ja det er det vist For real? my SO did the same after sex...with the juices though... Where are you? I can't wait for it to arrive I'm not even sure how anyone can put those two movies together on a list of any kind. Not only that, tanto que empuja estados unidos a R.D. y mira i don't like the colors :| , i love freaking bright pink shit and then another one not too long after What the heck.. You hacked the egg? What the fuck is up with lounge, won bet recieved nothing wtf?? rly? LDLC gonna play nuke again after that?? I find it more than relevant . Although I didn't know he was mentally ill Do I have to tell your parents again? nagpur mein internet hai?? Oh god..... What's with the teeth? Because juice isn't loaded with sugar But he said he was VT away Cherry Yea, as long as you don't run into any scary wildlife!!!! Holy shit... That's like 3 size difference Thank you! Waited a bit too long this week Shit to me frightening is any number I can't count, because I've met so many I can't even count the number. And following your melting reasoning that means that if witches ever drink anything with ice they're drinking stuff with other witches in it, and also the very stuff they drink was once witches. It makes life very horrifying to think that way... Since it means anything that's not dehydrated has witch bits in it. Ah fuck...too tired to do a round of exercise for today...guess I'll have to owe myself an extra 160 squats and 80 push ups tomorrow you just made me so hungry well f*ck me for returning woompa Machoke's belt is made of flesh. Pokemon are *strange* creatures We wouldn't dare! It just hit me that I have been playing Pokemon for 8 years A christmas gift from MY family. It's a book called The Good Wife Guide. 19 rules for keeping a happy husband. Haha with pearls of wisdom like... "After toiling for his demanding employer all day, a man wants to be made to feel as though he's the boss when he crosses his own threshold. Let him dictate important matters at home, from selecting the evenings television programs to choosing what he'd like you to serve for his bedtime snack." And "a man's needs are simple and his requests are few. In that case, it should be a pleasure, not a chore, to put his happiness ahead of your own. Don't expect special acknowledgment or words of praise for your efforts - it is your role to support him and make him feel special, not the other way around!" Sylvanus got 75k Not sure if serious or... I was literally just talking to my best friend about this at olive garden last night... im on to you 300+ normal wins.. 2 aces in one match against fnatic on inferno lol! god video lige inden pizzaen er klar That made so much more sense then everything I've read so far! Wow...I'd forgotten the shear amount of blue he used in those early comics. Cool, thanks for letting me know! I'm still wondering if this was for real, or just a mess in my head! WAIT WAT So, viruses evolved us? weird, cafe ginger and qin dynasty are owned by the same people I thought you could turn SBB off (as in use BB whenever it is filled)? What's that? Am I the only one who thinks Tryon 3 reminds me a little bit more of Gravion than GaoGaiGar? ..... I'm fucked. You serious? An embarrassingly long time ago. Like, long enough so that I'm worried it's going to feel like the first time Essien is in for a red card today. So lucky ref didn't see the tackle against Tevez Oh gods, dad snores. My dad would snore so loudly we'd hear thumps on the other side of the wall. Our neighbors were annoyed. ...tu chiar esti serios? Didn't you also win the first time I hosted that contest? I understand why people might have so many cans, hell if I could afford it I would have a different set of cans for everything I do. But I don't really get it, why do you have so many different in-ears? It always surprises me just how fucking *young* America is arcblade...useless? That kid looks strikingly similar to my grandad I started a new Cellblock game and this was how the board started. The freedom to take creepshots of strangers?! im questioning why he thought it was useless, hence the What exactly is a phlebotomy party? The Greeks certainly used a lot of color in some things, but I believe they were more for being great as people than having physical representations of their society's greatness, they kind of thought everyone was already aware, and that the only testament required be their buildings, which they made for themselves and their Gods anyway. The pride held by the Greeks is truly something to behold, and considering how justified it was (their cities still stand 3000 years later)... I long for anything of that caliber to return, though preferably with more modern values. I hope you're not talking about me... Ok, I have a male one with the HA, I just don't want to breed it. That's one nasty ass dude...I wouldn't do that to a girl I hate not to mention someone I just had sex with Jesus i'm super impressed You have artists to thank. okayy so now I can continuously "clone" my pokemon I think he looks majestic and vicious at the same time NO CHOICES AND NO VOICES - that's the way the SGI hierarchy wants it and that's the way its gonna stay. Stupid American gai-jin just don't know when they have a good thing being handed to them. I don't have much experience so I didn't know IEM's could have so many different profiles I've been playing Doom for the past 21 years, and I think I'll play it again. This is BEAUTIFUL! I didn't know pigs/piglets could be this small? what's so funny about "moot" Whoa this is insane!!!! I stopped by because he never answered my question and saw the new update. WTF?! I wonder who the 'chosen' to get the messages were...speaking of which we still don't know what the hell happened to my sister's psychotic ex..I asked OP in the comments to get him for me but changed my mind. Don't think I wanna know now Oh eww. That's poop. That was pretty passive aggressive too.. It seems a lot of names are recurring if you scan the lists, or that the aforementioned mods are connected through other subs in some manner. It's pretty crazy was? What did he do? My friend's mother does this. Listening to her talk on the phone with her mum is equal parts amusing and frustrating because I can guess what's going on just based on my friend's replies. "I told you four times I work at noon." A few minutes later "no this is the sixth time you're asking me and you're really annoying me". And I'm like Dang, would've paid a lot for that if it was ST :( especially if the ibp was on the scope What pictured was bought simply "for the sake of it"? I was *not* prepared. So, if you believe in creation, wouldn't you say that the birds are god's work, and the cat (a domesticated animal), is man's? Which would mean cat's are destroying god's work Eh, really? why would you put a laser sight on a burst weapon though? wow Zion and Link D-Lift and Aphro were not even trying that game w... Oh God, imagine when Kripp dusts all his extra cards "Drill"? Like to think I'm decent at guitar for a 14 year old \( What app are we sponsoring??? I eat to much every time .. I know... )':, I rolled a few times last godfest in hopes of getting him. Now that he is pretty much the last one I need for U&Y I can can sense the desire-ometer on me. **YES HOMO** yeah, i didn't think of that until he mentioned it as well.. damn. lol why is giving a pizza away so fucking hard man?? this is 2015, we got self driving cars but you can't transfer a damn pizza?! o_ Haha that's hilarious, I have no idea how they got the Pigeon one though OOC: The answer given is 13440 though. I did read your entire comment, my point was that you already contradicted your own points, which I pointed out. that blows, im having SOME luck, we have about 3-4 guys including myself in the city, but was hoping to have some 8 man booster drafts and such... seems like unless you live in core gaming areas of the states, your pretty much screwed, as always. are you implying that Muzen is bad? I didn't even know ativan and haldol could be absorbed through the skin. Daniel is like 0_0 and Henrik is more like This is sorta unrelated, but I needa upgrade my potato from 32bit to 64bit in order to run the CrackPack and join the server... (Which I hopefully can get around to doing soon) Because it seems I am needed Actually, it seems to have changed a lot! Good luck Judging by the first screenshot you posted, it looks like you created a branch called Test-Branch but did not switch to it. You then made several commits, all on the master branch. I have no idea what you did to make those other two screenshots happen. Lol! Sorry first time trading on here. Keys are really expensive ... Yeah, I was always a little That's expensive wtf Quick question! I have no knowledge whatsoever about game development/design. How do you use blender to make the game? I always thought that gaming was coding and such. Never understood the process of attaching the art to it and all that. This is as confusing to me as the concept of writing good music. Like, do artists just hear a note in their heads and then right that down?! hates how having large breasts sounds I spent 20 hours on this map m44 has 700 alpha, that is not even close to a tier 9 arty what build and skill is that It is very strange that you're a noob. Because you have almost 2000 games in PvP mode. But you are crying noob anyway. May be you hack your pvp raiting? This knocked me out... I started watching this about 7 hours ago and just woke up Surely you mean $40k a year? How could you possibly spend 40k a month on a person in spartan living conditions? Little did he know, he's been locked in my basement this whole time. I'm used to seeing posts about this stuff, it's weird that this time I recognized the news source. Its the city next to me Dat Maki N When was the PS4 released? I saw my villagers drop flowers before How is the video so smooth I think it looks pretty awesome, but if I was a kid.. I probably wouldn't think its awesome/cool A 110% tax reduction? I'll never forget when Raven said Tatianna's body looks like a boy who is soft and flabby from too much junk food. That might be the harshest read on the show to date... damn, that was a hard blow! I like it. It's a little to bright though, I thought you were kidding ... just looked it up Most welcome. : D To be honest, I'm by no stretch a "dog person", but we must unite in the face of terror and evil that is; Breeders and their spawn!!!! ( I think its because they happen so regularly, this is hardly new since we had waaaaay worse b4, idk why but we germans just don't go to the doctor, its not even that we have a big anti-vaccination movement here, that doesn't exist, people just.... don't care I guess After losing 200 duels on dm6 and ztn against pb, i asked him what i was doing wrong, and he answered "well, you do not show up to items, maybe you could improve your timing?"... What's an appropriate reward for playing ded gaem? That was intense. Palms sweaty intense I've only been playing on a touchpad but I get this often. 30%? that's awful what does that mean ? Except your mom. They apparently spent all night fucking her... I can agree with this; last time me and a couple friends played, the game ended with the table being flipped How have I never heard of this game? There were only 6 items visible.. How long does it take you to count to 6? That's not where you keep yours? I find it weird that he says he isnt sure who are the top 3 zergs and says maybe rogue? How about Life and soO? Can't tell if trolling or if I'm just really stupid... this is old, it's even got the old japanese mg sounds lmao jesus isnt a legendary... I think they put too much thought into it. I really don't care if Capaldi was in Doctor who before, or martha (and amy). I like him in both roles and don't really need an explanation as to why "two Capaldi's" exist. But plot twist Pompeii Capaldi is really the 12th doctor using the watch to hide. Thanks for the heads up, knarful. I'll give my local GS a try and see what I can get. No expectations, but it doesn't hurt to try. I'd be happy to walk away with at least 1 or 2. 50 codes... hmmmm i will try this... Is a triple at 97% even possible? Jeez i cant even thing about doing that. As new and new Funny movies releases omgh Why does this keep getting posted? do you grow 1 year/month This is a joke,right? Why did somebody downvote everybody? Well....I just bought 2 booster packs at walmart. In my first pack I pulled a FA Primal Groudon. And in the next pack I pulled a FA Garedvoir EX. HAS TO BE META What do the Ottomans have to do with the Crusades? I kinda wanna see this NSFW NSFW NSFW It's still gross Annual checkups? IDK, I don't to be honest. I try to go to the dentist every year / 6 months but should really make a new appointment... they are here all the time Is she going for Most Controversial Personal Life of an American Athlete award or something? It's always something how exactly do u take a selfie with a leica yikes Thought I was the only one, was playing on my alt warlock at 30 after already having beaten the vog on every other character. Every lfg post was asking for 31 plus. I just decided to make a group, first 4 people that messaged me got invites(had a 31 with me) and we ran a train on the raid and everyone was chill. We wiped maybe twice on Templar and once or twice on gatekeeper, but it was mainly lag screwing us or regenerating health minotaurs. We got a the on down in two teleports. At least for me my 2 lvl 30 alts have good weapons, and vog isn't that hard. Granted one of our guys said he was in another pug that took 4 hours and didn't finish it And the Impulse isn't???? i cant get my game looking like that I read that wrong at first and thought you lost 50 since January 25th. Somewhere between o_O and *shoves RWBY art down your throat* " Update time! This weekend there is a Waifu tournament, and after finishing 2wei last night, I am almost 100% running a Miyu deck. Unfortunately, I don't have enough Class Card Riders, so hopefully I can pull one (and a Miyu or two) in boxes over the next week! I once stopped a GF from blowing me while playing Mario 64 because I couldn't concentrate... Twenty years later and I still regret it And then they said he has an upper body injury... It actually freaks me out that that works on my phone Taric was a terror when he was viable. 600 armor and could burst super hard with just a frozen fist. 2spooky ??? What's Saber doing there? Bright flashes of light make it reboot? Wait what ? there's a flash tv show ? What rock have i been under "haha" Thank the gods They were played on a lot of different maps, and why are you saying not really? You just aggreed with me For....all 3? GOTHIC LOLI SUZUYA ?! Wouldn't it be amazing to set up a metal sheet in your polishing area and use these as your swatches? there is more Wait where are people getting Tali and Quarian from when I have Liara and Garrus? Those shipping times... I fell down the rabbit hole of 3D nail art They all seem to be bots which do nothing but spread affiliate links... Jesus Whoa, holy shit, I had no idea about Iceland how do you spank someone without demeaning them? If you knew the post would give you cancer and that you would hate it, then why did you click on it Not before this gif How she is bloated? Seriously, wtf is up with Shay in those memory corridor sequences It takes you 2 minutes to blink? How do you know we never get a panda character? In the article on /r/hockey it says he was at risk of suffering a stroke if he kept playing, jesus fuck. Ready when you are... Yesterday, when I thought the hormonal changes were kicking in, turns out I was just coming down with the flu Funny, on mine the springsteen station always puts on short songs wow, he(?) went from 31 points to 4 points since my comment Still 18th place. Yeah, I can totally duck down the shops for milk. Se van a la bosta Is this supposed to be a left hand drive Wrangler or is this picture flipped? Apparently the woman was killing a baby to have an iPhone, according to one of the comments 60? I've seen lists for $30 You my hero because youre posting bullshit diagrams that weed smoking college students find deep .... what Watching Assassination Classroom.... the Octopus teacher has a young boy wrapped up in his tentacles and is feeling him up and down Elsanna is canon? what a twist looks like a deck squat combined with a handstand I literally just realized that you post FE:A birthdays here and IRL birthdays on FEC. What is this? Aww that's so adorable, huge eyes I'm trying to log in to my ERL Makise is that you? Is anyone else watching this right now?!?!? Still no news from HR? Oh goodness, the getting lost thing. I needed to be dropped off at Hayward Bart. He got lost. We wound up in Castro Valley. whose miKnutty??? (o_o) . . . (O_o) . . . ( Someone called me a *troll* for saying I felt like an vampire. What are these "special favors"?... Nope... Unless you've made a secret account with a name completely outside of your character Wait, you can get your learner's permit online now? Its fine. It was on another account on another subreddit. I got flamed pretty badly, some person even said "I hope you get raped and die in a fire someday...". Funny that you mention that, because I think 90% of the games where the enemy team invades us in seige and gets a kill or two on us, we end up winning the game lol. I feel like only nooblets invade to try to get that advantage and it never works out. Seige invades are cheese, and I wish more people would pay attention and not get 4v2'd at red all the damn time What the hell?! Wow! She actually looks normal in this picture I've had this happen too. It's so frustrating, especially when it's coming from someone in a light tank who's camped right next to me This is getting scary Very nice! But if you'd kept it up for very long, some old Japanese lady would have told you that flowers are a no-no I reiterate: Why is this a thing Whaaaat? I have never regretted spending money on them when they were first released, and I have mixed feelings about a website hosting an ISO of them, rather than just a really cheap version of the games. They're really inexpensive by now. Sam Smith is only 22 I selected that too, regretted, changed it online. And called to confirm overnight shipping... Would you make a dead baby with a dead baby ? Your primary and most efficient secondary stats matter don't they? Unless they were already born! Is it just me or the setting looks a lot like the boss fight from The Last of Us? Calm down boyo You *could* do that without shocks... but you'd have to be bloody good at dropping on a scooter I have similar interactions with others. They find my personality abrasive to their sensibilities, or so it seems. I do believe manners are of the highest importance - no use being a dick for no reason - but even with that in mind, people still feel the urge to lose their shit at me a majority of the things I do. Yeah, there's gonna be lots of popping later when he has Stage Four Melanoma I can't recall that working in previous smash's tbh, that's the only reason I'm a bit Holy crap I actually never noticed that before. I didn't think EA would nuke the game's fucking website like that. Of course we get plates and proper metal utensils. Should we expect people to eat from prison trays? Myth of spirit bloom chest? Can you help me out on this one? I guess I need to read more in here and start playing more again OH JAPP Sleep? Does that mean you lost?! "Kk appreciate it. Nighty night keep ur butt hole tight haha." Jesus, thats older then I figured. SO EXCITED, now imagine my ping with WTFast Whoa you got your old account back We have the same life *.wtf* wat Invoker's right hand looks so silly. Anyone who's downvoting you should put an opened bottle of water "upside down" (or on the side, w/e) in a freezer. As we all know, water freezes and yet it leaked out! EEEEEK How can you not know weather or not it's your first landing on Dres? My most played champions in S4 are Zyra, Warwick and Jinx. Funny enough, they aren't in the games I played in S5 10 pounds for a burger? Reasonable? Wut? I'm on mobile so I can't edit but *fascist. And alsoi googled gay fascism and it's an actual thing right wingers say. I need this game Have you ever visited /r/raisedbynarcissists ? It might help you, if you're not no-contact with her yet Who the actual fuck thinks it's okay to call dibs on anyones organs By peacefully protesting? Yasuo...... he can dash to my family so he can get to me another one How exactly does one live after being sucked into a jet engine? Yea, early access to test the game and give feedback.. someone posts said feedback of an early access game.. omg.. Why is MetalEtemon listed under Ultimate? You just used micro and big for the same thing in the same sentence. Useful info but damn, why can't this be changed in game? hopefully more of an inference based on personal knowledge of hood's sex. otherwise... holy shit, even more close then Vienna I need this one and kill 25 guardians with heavy So why does your flair say you have Ghost? Pick me up? I will be waiting. Silent Bob # is this your first time on our sub? Is there a place we can sign up for that job? So I can take Land Raiders in Heavy support and units can start inside of it [Meta] $88 Trillion... Probably right.. But I decided to start all over. My brain would keep thinking about how I didn't follow the pattern and then I'd have to make the decision to do the next sick to match, in that case I would probably cement that technique in my mind forever and fuck up all future knitting. You can't consume another species? So either you're a vegetarian or a cannibal...or both. THE MODS ARE AT WAR Oh dear.. Unfortunate typo. "Educaiton" system -1. A German got mod Just to clarify, it's 504, not 501! I just looked up the two shades and I was like "whoa, that doesn't look like 501 at all Tristana, Thresh, Lee Sin Usually works, unless it takes me 5 freaking minutes and 30 picks to get the dang lock open Oh shit! After seeing that image and closing the tab, I got an friend request from CS GO Knife trader just insane O_O (creepy slow voice) -he sees you when your sleeping- Those queues your stats don't matter in that fight, since the only attacks you do are one-shots, on the fragile crystals Not sure how this guinea pig is going to be hiding that pregnancy But I'm not a monster What wot m8 how da fack u get 15 surveillance coins I know, dude! I ordered something from American Eagle once. Started out in New York (where I am), and went through like 3 different states I think before coming back here. My first white trash experience. Went over to this kids (lets call him Cletus) house for some reason, I think to play xbox. First thing that happens when we get there is his uncle calling us over to the couch on the lawn to see the mess that his niece (Cletus' sister) had made when she was masturbating on that couch. There was a dildo sitting next to him and first thing Cletus does when he sees it is rub his finger on it, smell his finger and laugh. I'm just like I made my boyfriend help me. I assume the cage itself it so heavy when being delivered that things get bent. Poor mail man had to carry it up to the third floor to deliver it. Pretty sure it's about 70 lbs wtf did I just read Exam? Their memory management was horrible too (until OS X), you had to specify a fix amount of memory for, say, Photoshop Oh geeze we don't get stuff THAT old, but who the heck does that? How...how DO you know.. Console games in pc subreddit? What do you mean with it isn't a realistic expectation? I'm in Youngstown. I managed to dodge the 10ft deep pothole and hit the 20ft deep one on the other side. Hit so hard my sunglass compartment popped open I have the FitBit One, and it's a clip that you put on your bra or pocket. I've had it for 3 days, and already it has almost gone through the washer twice. I'm worried. Someone's pet ferret died and the mom bagged it up in a plastic shopping bag and stuck it in the freezer because it was too late and too cold to bury it outside... Totally forgot that Hmmm dunno if you understand me. If you were adult with a kid (I dont know you maybe you are hng... if you made one like this for awp I had no idea the true answer to this question was so complex... How do You even pronounce Ye? Like Yay? I have never heard any one refer to him like that That's fair. I don't actually know his reputation Zerkers are harder to play than slayers? I always figured all they did was charge up thunderstrike and whirlwind and that's pretty much solid while slayers have a lot more offensive skills to keep track of Atreyu or Manson? More incoming on Friday too I remember learning about Gangnam Style from Dragon's stream, people in chat misheard the lyrics as Condom style but were hyping it a lot so Dragon kept repalying it. When I checked out the video back then it had like 100.000 views, now it's something like over a billion there's a place where it's illegal to drive without snow tires? Oh, God. Major typos in my reply. LOL This is what I get for not wearing my glasses. It shows ^[8] for me right after VIII. 2% battery! If they we're c sectioned out before the mother-baby and lived, they would be older than their birth mother It is obvious we are a match made in heaven! is the bottom fan even screwed in Jesus Nut Biting Christ They're locked OUT of it, not IN it. Totally creeps me out! ...And not in a scared of A.I way- scared of tyrannical government sorta way. Like if the Nazi's had these or something Dan has donated A LOT since his last video on BoI. Originally he'd only donated around 60 coins, he's now added 201 more to the store. howd you swing that deal all my saisons finish around 1.002 LOL omg! That'll do it! do you remember the keypress for all the VGS options...? All those UR'S. I have never seen a pregnant Piggy this large...WOW There my be a position opening at my current place of work... See I thought of doing that, but because of the mega creepy vibes I was getting, I didn't want to make things worse. Also, I didn't want to create a scene (in case he got angry and starting yelling or whatnot) What happened? [M] What...? I didn't think of that... I've been to two worlds fairs and a goat fucking, I've never seen a circle kirk like this one. ... >I counted how many times he said "Alright" in a 5 second period which turned out to be 15 ( I honestly thought he was dead Welding work of art has my mind spiraling now. As an artist, I could totally see myself creating a custom dragon slip muffler to cap any exhaust... I seem to sweat more from my head than my underarms/any other part of my body Hell my husband doesn't help when it comes to processing our rabbits. He says he feels bad for them haha. I end up doing it myself for me, its halo 2 Yeah fuck that guy. Off topic: Did you actually make a Baby Jessica reference?! I think she was older than me and I'm 31, dude. Yeah, like Garp, Lucci, Z, or even Vergo! LOL! If they don't get smaller on their own, I'm considering a reduction. For realz. I've got one pre-ordered. Spring loaded 510 and a 4400 MaH battery? Yes please deep. I feel the same way Yeah really What movies are you searching? Wonder why Wait ... now ***I'M*** confused and curious. Aaaaaah! Ah just wanna make pretties! I also got stuff for gel nails Wait, for reals? cat tit "Pretty sure"? um what the fuck Holy shit dude. What...what is going on here? I can't even begin to imagine how poverty can be fought. lel hardline hit reg you played the beta Super hype for this!! Hopefully my moves will be shown!! (> Those tattered blades using fenceposts and wool Jesus that really adds up I went NC with my mom and it's been over a year now. Got a care package in the fall with gourds, broken cookies, some leftover candy, and a weird flashlight/safety light. Fast forward to christmas ish time... Got a package with some toilet paper, some random things, and the same flashlight again Woooo!! Mine came today too! It sounds like we had completely different experiences with this particular scent - mine smelled almost exactly like Morderteile Kelah The entire weapon "becomes worse"? Its just some old Fanart, or is it? Could it be a DLC sneakpeek? dude the downvote brigade that follows you is real I thought that about a dude once. He was one of the jocks in high school, kinda arrogant dick sorta guy. I was a band geek and, well, just a geek, really, still am. So I run into him in the grocery store while I was in my 3rd year in college and back home for a holiday. He strikes up a conversation with me, which was something that never would have happened in school. It's an all around pleasant conversation, and I left feeling heartened that maybe people weren't so bad after all. My parents called me at school a few months later. This same former classmate of mine had picked up a hitchhiker who turned out to be gay and wound up murdering him. I was like I don't know whether I should feel very, very old right now, or not. Wow. What just happened. We'll see you in 180 hours. But his license plates are New York Is that a magical nipple that tells the time?? 15/0/13 I knew and meant to type that out but it somehow escaped me as I was doing that. Herp derp. A Duchene/Doughty combo How is stating a fact an opinion? hehe I get this way when I have to be a big. I'm kinda always in little mode for reasons, so when I have to act like a big I kinda go all "dear in the headlights" Did you just say that That. Lucky. BITCH. Your what now? I didn't see a picture before commenting. No chains? I've been lied to through a username! What..? Why? I never realized how much Zikz sounds like Michael Sera. Where are you finding all this info? ~~ Why did that feel like a note from a one night stand. Now you know how I feel in Tiger 1H facing IS-2' & 44...without APCR..... Are you posting results after you close the voting? You're not my mommy? That creeped me out a bit. I'm using reddit sync so when I pressed the image, and after the loading spinner disappeared, the gif icon still looked like the loading spinner at a glance, and then suddenly, Ghastly Wow water oracle American economy is so weird ( Oh crap, now that's a scary and awesome thought right there! I don't get it I accidentally picked 5 at first...."follow the rules of Nebuchadnezzar will haunt you" mostly solo Q so ~S4~~ S3 but can hold my own with SEM (i'm not an entry or Awp so don't top frag) add me and see I wont be upset if you don't :) o_O Kole Well of course it will. If they released it to the world the software would sell out to fast for them to print new ones. Makes perfectly sense ... not With an 'e' where ? You thought that September 11 and 9/11 were two different events in history? Later she also praised BJP for not take a single paisa from their CM candidate. Yes, I wrote that in a reply too. What does she even mean? I got out of the business world entirely, started working as an EMT for an ambulance company that runs a mix of 911 emergency calls for the city and interfacility patient transports. I'm about to start training as a paramedic. I just started hormones this morning, so hopefully after a year I'll be able to have some advice for people transitioning as a first responder, too! Basically every change I ever wanted to make while I'm young, all at once. That's a long scarf TIL my dick is abnormal because it doesn't fall over when I lay down Jeremy, is that you? Surely that would mean that everyone who was in Central City has another shot at life anytime in the future It's amazing! Do I know you? It works Heated walk? Perhaps I need to take German classes...and also some of my relatives live in Germany. I'd reckon it's gonna be the worst tongue twister for me Definitely choosing Kotal as one of my mains, dude is just way too brutal. Good god imagine what his Brutality must look like!!! The perfectionist in me is unsettled by the fact that I didn't switch out every single face on the train with Oculus Girl, but the lazy part of me is thankful. So very very thankful. I asked them 3 days ago and I was a little surprised when they told me that I spent 800 € during the last 3 years What is the one that is not Zwei? For? Titanfall has a nearly identical mecha feel that Hawken did. Just different weapons and you can't jump or repair... So I just play Titanfall as it satisfies my infantry FPS itch as well. Not to mention the level of depth in objectives and game modes for Titanfall are very well done for a pick-up game. Get sucked in for hours It's almost as if you're taking a joke seriously... sopapilla cake? I thought that was intentional. Screw you, I'm me Gordan Ramsay??? Maybe he/she is being sarcastic? ** > Maybe he/she is being sarcastic? NO PROOF NEEDED SPREAD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF So if the Aedra and Daedra ARE planets, then Nirn is basically a Frankenstein's Creation of soil and gases taken from the surfaces of the Aedric planets and bound together by gravity? Dude, why fight when we could smoke? Fake. No one can Fsd jump directly to a starport. :o And who the hell would mine in a T9 correct me if im wrong but isnt that pretty cheap for 2 What kind of amount did you pay for? Thats kinda like when i had asked u about what game was it you were real good at and u said u didn't want to tell because it would give u away and im here thinking " That thing is simultaneously awesome and creepy. I won't complain about how loud it is, but jeez, if you got up int eh middle of the night to a chainsaw sound and saw that thing walking around your house... I thought helium only makes your voice squeaky Frogurt also contains.... living bacteria..... Mach 20 Scans are very fast I felt like this is really clunky when compared to other battlefiled titles and felt like the hitpoints are low valued so my timimg was off (What usually kills in other titles I would shoot, and begin to turn as I hit the guy like 8 times, and he would still be alive... i know right? i can't get enough of this guy. i actually had a dream with him last night and we were kissing and all. damn it was so alivw and hot Says who? Do you know the author or something? Just wow.. be honest... is this legit? Couldn't wait for it so I ate alot of it, got fire breathing powers So today Kejri , Vishwas , Sisodiya , both the Bhushans and Bharati are enjoying an orgy I can do all those things and I live with my SO... Starting to wonder if she is just a hallucination... Pakode ke bina bhi kadhi hoti hai? O_o What it Bot B isn't the one being DDoSed and Mouz have to play a 4v4 with him I'm worried they think the baby's umbilical cord is plugged into the woman's belly button from the inside. Like a charging port. [M] Same here. I was the same way at first, but now I fucking love that song. Wow, I've never seen that before and I think my heart just seized up watching it. Haha no worries! It's really hard to offend or upset me. All in good fun! And you should know we read everything Yet they've had the same hair cut and facial hair since I've been seeing them play. They have relatively private social lives and don't have anything to really separate the them(it was described last night that one of them is Pfffft, I can do that. See? XO x_x X_0 0_O How was that not a free kick?! I just realised I've never done this shut up that can't be true really? I wasn't taught how to type a certain way I don't think she hates any food Holy Crap Hearing, and smell if it's a human biological odor (think BO, feces, trace amounts of urine after someone uses the rest room, periods, etc. etc. etc.) But I can't tell if the milk's gone bad or if a pizza in the oven is burning in the next room ( Since forever. Have you been living under a rock? What decade is this? this looks like beardface before beard Can I get a source on cold partially ignoring armor? 25? That's impressive! So just eat honey or pour it on your hair? There's a shop til RE? People say that? well... the problem is from outlook then That sounds like so much fun Not to mention all the broken down cars in the area/freeways Nsfw? I wonder what the late fees will be like. It like he knows when we are expecting one What the fuck... Horcoff on the first line? Besides your mom? Your dad. It seems they have ball by ball info but don't give you the history? If I watch it change I know what happened each ball, but I can't check how many dots were in the over or look back at all? Or am I not seeing where to do that? Oh... wait 8 out of 10 winners picked the same number out of 2000 ? seriosly?? If you think that is bad, I remember when ghasts spawned on the overland 24/7, it was crazy, everytime you killed one another one would take its place rolling chair and wiring on the floor How about instead, just for every time someone drops the "N" bomb... Holy mackerel, I'd be super fit by now mother of rust Senate just pulled and already level 30? Ha, I do know what you mean :] and yes it definitely helps to have a supportive caregiver! I get what you mean about children too. It's probably easier for me since it's not really a sexual thing for me personally, but it used to weird me out to go into Toys R Us and see a little kid shopping for the same toys as me, and thinking to myself, "I'm 23, and I share common interests with that person..." you can't even type the word... this mindf*ck! Waarom zet je, je straatnaam en huisnummer in je wifi naam? May I ask how you know this? For me, I am going on 13.5 years My mum asked me recently how eyes can just get bigger on their own. I think she suspects I'm self medding. It's been my favourite effect of HRT so far. That picture of Shichika is so icy.. I couldn't stop staring at the skin between her eyebrows. oh god that price That was awesome. I'm blitzed right now and that was awesome to read. Holy shit. God dang it, I was making game like this on last Cyberpunk Game Jam Wow that is an interesting thought.. think about the possible tragedy of Dany beeing killed by one of her own Dragons I guess what almost just happened Holy shit thanks for the reply. one question tho: DO i really need 4 GB of graphics card to run dota and stream? sigh...if it "hurts" you to pay $15 for a video game then you shouldn't have done it anyway... Omg, you're totally right! If you change parts of the story entirely and ignore the type of relationship they have, it's just awful! How did everyone not see that before?! What NTR? Why do I see faces in that texture?! ALL OF THEM When I was a kid I managed to tie a noose with a piece of string around a flies head. I even managed some how to get the noose around its neck. After I did that. The fly started flying. I was holding the string on one end. So it was basically a fly on a string that I held. It stated flying in a circles. Cus that's all it really could do. But unfortunately. As it flew more the noose got tighter and tighter til it's head popped off. I had a pet fly for all of 10seconds. Oh holy hell... I need these.... NEED people downvoting me because they never see a high mmr pub with dual lanes Just realized I can make baskets! 3 slices are cut off Even corn? who the hell cares about how much money you make back Are you sure they aren't parking in front of your house for you? Implying that he works 24 hour days?! I just read some of your other comments and i can't believe you're so tall I do, I've used them. It would be in addition to the punching force of the fist, because you want it to still make contact .. but with a cool blue ring Ditto, Rex Ryan is no joke especially given the personal on the Bills. I foresee luck's jersey being ultra fucked up by the end of the game Why do people buy games they don't want or intend to play? How (or the human Gods homeworld? Wherever that is Oh snap, for some reason I thought it was over a month. That is even crazier. God damn man. Good thing your not a guy with a short temper ** Oh no about the screaming but glad you got your way! We wanted our own outside catering, no liquor laws and some place for people to sleep and that's what we found! It's tough because its so huge and completely DIY or bring people in but I think it'll be beautiful! I love the idea of a ranch There are towers in a driving game? Holy shit, On a mildly related note, why is it called the "first century B.C." when it's the last century B.C.? Wtf? port 22? On a mildly unrelated note, why can't we lick our own elbows? also that siege damage Thanks man! I was chilling at home, waiting for school to start, I think freshman year (2013). I saw something on twitter from kicksonfire? or nicekicks talking about a limited edition bruce lee shoes and I was like Can you imagine would happen in a 5 man que Deleted Yeah i heard that way back people used to have to leave them run overnight. I wonder if they wanted/want to make Watchmen or some specific characters into monthly books. Your comment made me double check... I didn't even realise I was asleep but I cant see any invite from you? I was just trying to make a creative title Holy crap complicated compared to what I'm used to as Berserker. I'm not bring facetious here, but is it not just overcast? I think this too Whats that Wow, that is a real card. And really good for dem kuk-klux-clan tribal decks out there We have a process? Don't have permissions What does CZ mean? That long for 33 updates My God....13 years.....13 years ago this game was released, and I still hear new things, which I never heard before since he is a mount of Vishnu, support for ADC? And the hunter can mount him as become a super powerful god? A definite improvement. Don't let anyone tell you different. Glad you found your balance. Dat pear shape tho. Is that the one with Mindmaze Everything is viable if you can play it. No she isn't a "win" button. And you can try her out and you would know that? That is so crazy to me that women can hear/feel it! you got me by the bollocks But I wonder, who fucking eats unpopped popcorn? But what if he is the Dark Horse this tournament? Wow i didnt expect such an ass and hips from the first photos of your face.. When i saw your ass my face went from :-) to I have a feeling he might do so when next I see him. So they have no right to protest? Or simply dna cross test with parents? he can have 3 same cards in a deck? 17th century sailor pooch? Are you suicidal? J'avais été sidéré il y a une ou deux semaines d'apprendre qu'un tel truc existait. C'est totalement incroyable. That's a good point. I live with a techie and have a similar controller overstock issues (seriously, when we moved in together and sorted through all our junk, there were controllers for consoles he hadn't owned in years Water did that? That's something I'll never get. You're obviously healthier now, how can they give you shit for that That is a really nice color on the BRZ To you have any links handy? Most of what I've seen, including that concept car have the really angled headlights that give it a Wow that's pretty fascinating.. I always thought Andraste was a made up name for Dragon Age SIF Auba.... Well, now I know why women get so crabby during that time. Rama isn't that bad. That´s possible? Hot. I can't date guys who aren't nerds. What would we talk about if he wasn't? The weather? Multishot Valla is a thing? Is THAT where raider rash comes from? never heard of it. I didn't even know a black one existed until you posted this styling somehow reminds me of an Xbox 360.. Wonder if it will work with my Madcatz fightsticks.. You are mid-Diamond and can't carry Silver/Bronze games. Vatnik eto odejda s vatnoi podkladkoi. Ti s odejdoi chtol' razgovarivaesh'? That trailer.. This looks so complicated and unforgiving. Like make one mistake and you'd be going all over the place with your rotations...seems so hard to master weird Wasn't he the financier of the whole AAP circus in the first place Im not really sure what your point is here. It just seems like youre just documenting a series of events. Are you complaining about the fact that you can be team killed? I thought kayfabe was dead? Russian rage? Wtf How the bloody hell did i afford that back in my scrubby days At first i didn't see it... then I saw it. My mom said she wants to see this with me. I refused. And I had to explain to her in four different ways that this movie is a straight up porn and I will not be seeing it with my mother. Lovin' the fishing cabin! Amazing! But how do you get the grassy looking backgrounds? Da wittuh piggeh do you fuckin wipe your ass with your hand or something omg that's amazing That moment when Tyreese let the Walker bite his arm so that he could grab the weapon... Cock rings like that stretch a lot... How would this be for any part of the vulva? Is this Half-Life 3 ?? It's also humungous Considering there is quite the fee to get in it's not surprising that they charge to access the archive :P It still saddens me, but at some point they release old stuff. I think I got to listen to a talk I had waited for a decade once, that was kind of... crazy but nice I stopped taking my meds years ago because it did the same thing. I was on lamictal, lexapro, depakote, and risperdal all at once. I don't know in which world thats 1000 keys You're a hostile one Happy Hammer....?! I need me a Ness amiibo .. so bad. Earthbound withdrawals You home yet? ∑( Wow... So good Now I'm imagining Andy saying that Who's "we" Why are you using supremums rather than maximums for a compact set? This year I don't know what I'm doing. It's my first Valentine's living with the Mister so it's a surprise he says. Given the usual size of boats, I don't actually think this is 'big' I mean... put it next to a supertanker and what? I missed out on it too. But if you plan on actually playing the console it'll probably get damaged, right? Imagine if you damaged that Your mii looks really high Is that good or bad haha? Ohh, that's what you had. Where in your home was it? In the roof? Huh? I put it on as soon as the patch dropped. An endurance bar for gliding? ... whoa, there are different galaxies? People think my humor is wired. Didn't he stop while taking that penalty? What about when you need to poop? the bush That warlock(above the outworld destroyer) looks actually better than the original For a product sold so low I've seen more Android Wear devices in my city (Tijuana) than Nexus and OnePlus One devices combined DJ did, quite apparently Ewwww [ What is this, Saudi Arabia? Mundo or Tryndamere? whats the little tick box thingy in jp arena? it also seems i get two sets of points overly excited chicken It's the new Arena Re-vamp. You get more points for consecutive wins. The tick box thing is the 'special rules' for arena. If the conditions are met and you win under those conditions, you get more points. I believe that is it. Whoa, I'm guessing you need them hatched each by a different folk, otherwise, what a coincidence Gr8 review imo seems powerful I need the upgrade Mmmm I need THIS i did switch but that was cause of a mirracle, me and my gf were on the same game. i should prolly buy a lottery ticket and go put 4 exotic gs in the mystic forge They seriously gave the polar bear a police officer outfit? Caves, cliffs, kayaks, crowded places ummm, London is always a **sketchy** one in public ... too many eyes Oh yeah, I'm terrifying, I know… They went absolutely balls out with the soundtrack. The whole thing is just...my god This is a thing? I'm amazed people like/tolerate the default crosshair enough to use it. What a messed up world we live in isn't this really old? what thing? Then why did Sparklez say it was the past I'm okies. And yep, that's true. So why's everyone trying to act that way? Totally read that as "My Mom sent me this..." I was like I believe you have to be a girl who grew up on Tumblr so that your sexuality is formed around "shipping" effete straight males together and getting off to the thought of them crossing swords. I am not even joking, I have talked to Quinn fans about this Wow! That's a lot of swagbucks for a survey holy crap how does that even happen? I just went and check it out this post really blew up Uhh I can't see any of the comments... They came through WAY after I sent them this time. Really? Oh my god. It DOES look a bit like a colony's sky. Did I hear someone say "this is worse than columbine?" I'm in almost the exact same situation(actually the same exact GPA All I can say, it was big enough to prevent the receipt from being printed. So, I never got one and cannot recall some of it. Because some of the items had 2-3 addons! Whaaaaaa He looks like he's plotting something...I'd keep an eye on him. Whaaaat OHMUHGAWDD your hair is GORGEOUSSSSS Lol i didnt know people still used pandora... Imagine how I feel having watched even the little bit I did The hambeasts killed a beautiful beast. So much hate right now. And aren't lions quite large, with a fat man as scale the lion looks small ... I very much thought you were a woman until now.. Turbo... smooth acceleration? Whoa that's pretty sweet They really should be proud. They're the reason this game didn't look even worse than it does. Oh god, WHO IS THIS? >Oh god, WHO IS THIS? Actually, now that I think about it, I'm not sure why anyone on here talks to me This kind of thing happens to me a lot... it's usually pretty minor though. The most common one is that a song will randomly ring in my head and it'll be one I haven't heard in 5, 10, 15 years.... and then the next day I'll be out shopping and it'll play over the mall PA system or something. Finn uh...looks like he's seen some shit... max bets are $240, those arent max bets I know what you mean. I have to think about the scape in a completely different way so that it looks good from a range of directions all at once I'm exactly the same, I'm 1 rank below you on my main but my smurf is for some reason stuck at silver 2. I got placed at silver 2 after my 10 consecutive wins too Holy shit. I just got into the Ringworld series, and plan to do Fleet of Worlds next. It was insane! Smiting dragon in order to get a stun on Vi? I would never have thought of that Really? Huh. Didn't think Brayflox was hard at all. Don't smash it dude. Like, what if it bursts open and a bunch of little spiders crawl out Oh my goodness wha'chu talking about chillas? Maybe her "home-schooling" was training to be an asssassin and she doesnt know what regular school is... Amazing pictures didn't know if you saw my edit, there are two bgs Lets go see dead animals I really do hope so. Otherwise he knows something the rest of us don't. I am getting really disturbing Arachnophobia flashbacks here Glad someone else noticed. It was kind of alarming, honestly. Looks like they practiced Wait...there's a Skyrim mod now??? Yikes! Even Loki's plots have plots.. they have a list already? ...damn. Makes me wonder what an 18650 or 26650 could do I'm sure that 14 times a day is super OCD. What has been seen can not be unseen. So Gumi only inputed the data but haven't enabled them or something? How much does that thing go for? whats this all about? What request People pay for the ambulance ride? you cant play without skins ? Holy fuck, Icex3 is answering every question? It hurts a lot to know there's no chance of him loving you back the same way, but maybe you should just accept that in this case you have the wrong expectations. Don't feel bad for loving him, you have all right to do so, but don't be as creepy to him as I was to my straight crush Would it help if you gave him some research that showed what average looks like? I have seen such data and I am sorry I never saved it. Tbh, you have given me something to think about that I never considered having to deal with in my future. wow this is somethhing to be proud of! congratulation Casual ELO? This is beautiful Eh what? NS is very common already, at least in EU.. You also see it all the time in pro matches. Not forgotten, but its not exactly relevant to the EU, which are the main players in coming to this particular peace agreement from what I can tell. As such its a rather acceptable price to pay for peace. Better than the American option with massive amounts of death and horror, anyways Maybe poopstickboy^Is^Your^Wife^ Weird I never face IS2's in my IS1 neither Tiger 2's while in Tiger 1 what's ship? All heart I think the sasuma is trying to signalize you something. ( Literally just watched this movie last night... That made my hands and feet shrivel up into micro blackholes from cringing I took nyquil last night and ended up dreaming about some weird guy trying to sell me cocaine. Your right Wait, how is bone7 better than mag Fun video, not so keen on the song. Taeyeon looks fucking gorgeous though I live in Greenville, SC...are you me? I've been using my d3200 for a little over a half a year now but one thing I cant seem to grasp are the different types of metering. I've read about them, I kind of understand what the metering is used for but I don't actually understand how I should use them and the advantages to using one over the other. Believe it or not I USED to think it was just a manner of different types of focusing All my professors are. One of them... We get to class and she tells us to work on our programs. Hasn't taught us one thing. It is so fucking annoying. It's a whole new programming language for everyone in the class. We went from 25 students down to 7. azir 20 minutes into the game with... 3 armor cloths. what the actual I was worried that this part didn't seem "haslam-y" enough.... Then then the last minute happened The pale white skin makes her look undead. > Plus, it's not like NGE/EoE didn't occasionally have character problems of its own ("This is an adult kiss, next time I'll show you the rest, okay~?"). Longer what will happen to the money once its resolved? I hate when I forget to switch to something other glowhoo in crucible because those Voidfangs make me the easiest target. Holy crap Wow, the shadows and your looks are beautiful, but who the hell names an eyeshadow Neurodivergent? Becouse he knows who Lukaschenko is? How that makes him/her "extremely clever"? wow wtf 14 star - 15 stars for superiors is like impossible I can't tell if your serious or sarcasm too the max. I regret inviting some of the people into my 6 man... they "don't care" so they aren't playing to be competitive at all. they let me pick up Huni, Yellowstar, Steelback, Reignover and Fnatic from Free Agents. On top of that, I drafted Wickd and Rekkles, and got NRated on my bench. They're becoming the westboro baptist church of Pop Culture. I wouldn't have any balls. What are you expecting the community to tell you? I dig it!! I never had any idea that Little Big Planet had a place where you could make music This must be the most motivating message i've ever read Yupp those were also many things that happened. Especially the race card I keep seeing people mentioning "amourshipping" and I have no idea what that is. We have the Korea map Well... that escalated quickly. Wait. People are buying accounts? You can retreat during a fight? Looks like scan lines at first load. Ah. That's the same person?? That sounds like the entire wave 4 except charizard and wario then its only open the Galaxy map... Oj herrejävlar! Expressen släpper fram en invandringskritisk artikel? My hands feel weird after all this etching Get a mouse and a keyboard, most of the controls are PC-like then. I still cannot figure out how to map a free-view camera I make friends, but it takes me longer. There's a girl at work that started after me, and she's already referring to people as "the brother I never had" Holy fuck, that's terrible funny but all the centaurs I have seen have arms I didn't know I needed this Hold on! I haven't told you how much shipping was Holly shit ballz, she is sexy. Those legs since when does Action have a pony tail? Jesus that freaks me out I see you're trying your hand at reposting a bunch of different crap.... Bajaron? Same thing happened to me a few days ago. Tried to make my first purchase of BTC through my Coinbase account. Said they would be delivered in a week. I was like "WTF?" Red? The floor is now lava. ^( TIL I use a lot more data than I realized. ** Thanks for reading the one rule. Apparently that's too much to expect from some redditors. I misread that as survived for 270 days yeah probably my hair cut was the reason TIL parts can be attached on the ends of pistons. Idk who I am anymore Think of how many torches that would make The only time you have to be scared is when you wake up in the middle of the night and it's standing next your bed looking down at you. WHAT Oh god Die. Prove it, lemme see your HL CDKeys. Woo a whole $5k tourney, color me unimpressed Is that your PC case on the right? It's huge. You're not allowed to critique the art you receive here, so your comment was removed. Wrong sub maybe? This might be Reddit's way of telling us to get off the internet. These are so creepy. Side discussion: holy crap you have amazing cursive. Actually I'm biracial I just barely watched this episode on TV and have never seen Futurama before Level 1 male krabby. IGN skipppp. My favorite was lavender town. Because spooky towns are best towns. ( Someone loves you! how did you make such a perfect circle Sweet! My new one should be coming in soon too. I always worry that it's not going to get here in time and I'm going to be up a creek. How does that prove anything? You gotta be able to right code in 1's and 0's Well they knocked me out! your face is dicks? The fuck was that?! I turned on the stream after getting back home and there's a donation that's for $3000 and climbing?! And then it just vanished with a skip in the emulator?!?! Don't run with a grenade in hand from spawn I thought that while I was watching it aswell. Will it have an idol or just a picture of his name ? WHAT THE HOLY FUCK?! Just got my two Shieks (lol, yeah i thought they were rare) from my Amazon.co.uk order. The thing with any international imports is....lots of patience, I ordered mine 22nd of January and it's been almost a month ever since It was like: "Oh nooooo he's going to pinch... um, oh.. he just let go." WHAT? There is smite r34? My heart! Best RWBY girl and best FE:Awakening girl?!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!!! Why am I thinking suddenly of Dwarf Fortress? Just in case anyone was wondering here's a list of values the mp_teamlogo_1 and mp_teamlogo_2 can be set to, strangely enough, there's no EnVyUs logo... those stickers are so ugly You were away for 5 months though What if I paid all 4 months' rent already? Then what should I do with this HOLY SHIT thats a lot I'm scared now Well... that's enough internet for tonight. Good night. That was your moment bro, no one can take it from you. And if they try....I'll Kill Em! Fuck throwaways. So my biggest guess at it is that it's at least partially subconscious. For me the biggest show of when a girl comes is purely through facial expression. A guy you can tell, it's pretty hard to miss. It's like an anatomical receipt to that climax. Soooo I think part of it is a combination of the two is arousing?? X-ray nostalgia ouhhh, good idea. I was doing hard mode all along Wow - it's like Deathwing and his evil twin! i haven't started plusle and minun, i just finished solrock and lunatone. And i have evening class tonight Wow. His DJC's and dair autocancels are spot on It reminded me of one of those levels from Halo: CE actually I mean, I'm not judging, but what *can* you possibly talk about with them. Dang....it's Glorious! So posting nice content for people to improve their stuff is suddenly a crime? PM. Yo, wake up! You fell asleep on me. Hah. Steel blades that looks like stone tools. OMG I really want to go there but it looks so painful! Conan turned SO pink Weird. Still got the egg tho. Did we manage to clone it Every single update people complain about getting lower FPS, Mine never changes. I thought she like died if she ate more than a quarter cup of food ? Interessanterweise funktionieren die Tags nur wenn man eingeloggt ist... Man, these comments are making me a bit depressed, Maybelline and Rimmel and whatnot are in the almost unaffordable range for me... but as most of my collection is clearance finds and one-euro-buys, I get these surprises very often, even though they're probably not super helpful to other readers! Last one was a tiny super generic "made in China" brand eyeshadow quad that I grabbed because it was only half a euro, so I could try out some purple shades and scrape it out to make a lipstick color. It is really good quality how do i get a different recovery? D: ... :D ... D: ... Surprisingly no one has shown up yet Who knows. There must be quite a few of us waiting for a consumer product with all the warranties and better quality. In addition, if they push it through facebook.... I didn't think so either but the grid technique I learned really worked I dont see how that bayo is worth 400k DRILL HOLES IN RIFLES When I 1st moved to Brisbane, I thought the Ibis were great. Then I got a job in South Bank I've never heard such an egomaniac and selfpleasant speech in my entire life, and he's being fucking serious Name you must be kidding Already 80% off? Seems like a price error that's crazy Err, I don't need a perfect female assault leagues? What? You never do this when I'm actually online.. So many people are calling skills that are awesome for PVP useless in this thread Oh my Lol! Bash the cheater yay!...Wait is that a max cape combat ultra late game zerg? serious? Shit, I kinda think the dog is too. How did you type this comment You have a very good point... Did some guy actually show up and have the balls to take a MM N3DS? Omg I was awake when I got the email You described my life /r/fearme is nightmare fuel So, hypotheticaly, one could go in and buy a 6 month plan right now, and qualify for it if they already have three months paid off... ... Why would it be taken off you? You lending it to a friend or getting robbed I hoped for good stuff when I posted this, but this is beyond belief I think he is 23-ish. Yeah, imagine how I felt when I hired him to coach me and then saw on Facebook that he was talking about just finishing his bachelors degree. I'm sorry, DRATINI WAT?!?! I can seeee youuu I should read the titels befor clicking the link So, stupid question time. I have no idea about anything Monster Hunter. Picked up 4 Ultimate today. Pet the piggy in my house and he ran away. Can't find him now. Did I do something wrong? Is that a quest thing? Oh god. I've heard that egg donation is a horrendous experience - they said it felt like they were carrying grapefruits around in their stomach I'm so jealous!!! I've been trying to get my grandfather's old XT working for ages. I think I need to pretty much get all new RAM modules as it's impossible to figure out which ones work and which ones don't. He had the board fully loaded with RAM too plus another board doubling the amount or RAM in the system. \\_( An angry vegan, who thought hers was the only opinion that mattered. She tried to control what we ate, stole food, wouldn't allow us to have heating on in the dead of winter, moaned that one of the other (awesome) roommate had a boyfriend, tried to control who I slept with Yay, otherwise I'd have to have cut her face into a new smaller image and run it through Google's "search by image" feature, even then it probably wouldn't have worked. But...it doesn't...does it? Never noticed that before what do you mean? you are so damn sexy wow Wow. That's... amazing. Even on here Taking my history test soon and I am so unprepared, oh my GOURD! My bf says if I get an A then I don't have to pay him back for my con ticket. I'm starting to sound like a /u/DrFelis. thought I was just in a slump because I did so poorly then the scoreboard comes up and there are 4 dmgs He dies Did Rourke finally run out of pearls to sell? Idk, I think Sven crying over Faye might be a little disturbing We bag our own groceries at Aldi's near us, but they have like, a bar kind of thing where you can pull your cart off to the side and stack stuff, out of people's way to bag it if you need more time. Oops wrong person replied Perfect Makeup Kit? I'm intrigued he was hacking cause of my viewmodel? This is that one guys recovered wife's account, I recognize the dwarf/name Really? I don't even remember him. You really look like an Indonesian Aww that's nice. But really? I actually think I sound worse Skitter controls all the insects...and all the bugs in the code. How would they get there though? Citch ther bewts frum Niew zelland ull the wiy teh Wishungten DC? WOW that could be seen as offensive. there are DOTs in giant? What? Where did he say that? >I own my own home. It's not the nicest ($85k - 2bdrm) but it's a hell of a lot nicer than any rental house here and costs me $500/mo as opposed to the ridiculous $800-$900/month (average for 2bdrm) leases for some shoddy housing. Even with utilities I'm still under what a similar rental home costs for just the house. Sooooo, not really sure where you were trying to go with that. Wut? it seems like it works normaly now... What if 70 yr old you didnt have a time machine, but was instead was sent back in time Holy crap Good deal, as it long is vapes, that's all that really matters, it just gave me wonk eye Clone that and mail it to me in Australia. ... Is the Cinderella palette still available? Ooooh I want one of these soooo bad. i just die to mega creeps on purpose to end the game quicker Rereading all of this... THOSE FEATURES ARE AMAZING. Basically, Yhwach's weakness is water? omg this is cause of an error the website had or something like that, dafuq I didnt realize it posted it so many times Please please someone send me a bunch of husky pup gifs/pictures. Damn boy, you good at saving or you loaded. Starting at $899 The ping pong arms race at my office is heating up. I bought my own racket back in August but someone's shown up with brand new one and it's apparent my rubber is worn out. I never thought I'd obsess about something like ping pong racket rubber is it really legal (for a dealer) in the US to sell a vehicle without any warranty? What was amazing about this play? Not sure what Asami is doing to Korra's bottom in that one picture but I am pretty sure I approve DAMMIT THAT MEANS YOU'VE ALREADY SNIFFED THEM. How to Dragoon, a 52page informative document on pressing buttons and when to press them.. Why do they have to be 190+ for hard gollux? I've been running my girlfriend through hard gollux since she was 160 ...now I'm thinking about vr scuba/snuba possibilities. My goodness Would love to see more of you in this those heels.... Fuck... So is it over? My brain can't handle much more Haha jeez 4 million people that sounds like a massive city haha (NZ population is like 4.5 million, man that is insane for a single city Wtf, you got her number without a single word OMG OMG That's so terrifying. here you go--was denied a research position because I am a woman. The professor in question has NEVER had a female research assistant. Most grad depts. have point systems. The dude who got the position has less points than me. The professor has stated more than once that he doesn't consider women as we are prone to have babies and leave the dept And i felt bad when a guy who was recovering from knee surgery was guarding me Si la haces en casa deja de ser comida chatarra? ( Oh she was explicit in her post that she didn't put any of that Tylenol "poison" in her children's bodies....until they're taken to the hospital then they get Tylenol and the doctors give her their best wtf faces Oh god I feel nauseous now ++( Aaaaaand now I have a massive nosebleed... Where are you from? I'd love to find these glow parties. Actually, I just realized I used 35 gems. I also got a Rashil My friends are in agreement with you, but I would dispute that claim for the following reason: Why wait until 00:00? You could have just said your were having issues beforehand and then fixed it. Although who knows maybe you're right 8000 points is a lot Anyone know what they use to record that? The article makes no sense I never really cared for Phoenix's ult noise.. But now that I've heard it outside of game.. That's actually pretty creepy Are you out of your mind Steam sucks for deals. Greenman and Nuuvem is where all the cool kids buy games. For example: Arkham Origins $1.86 right now on Nuuvem... $1000 ( Oh my God that in-car camera of Daytona down the backstretch. How do you maintain a stable conversation in those twitch chats? Birthday paint brush would be cute (and delicious) I had one but they quit, I still talk though. But so many places Just a question.. why did people dislike this comment Listening to this now. Thanks for the link. DE says they're 25% of the way through with pulling their case together. stat version of bayonet fade? how much is that Im the exact height and weight of Blissey but im a boy This is actually a very amazing build I want to see the movie, but I'm afraid to sit in the theater now. wtf I thought you cleared normal a long time ago... is this on hard? why it change In my dreams. I don't see anything wrong with it...... It could be worse! I trimmed my pubic hairs and wrapped up the towel only to realize soon after that my husband had bathed my three year old and wrapped him up in the towel!!! I've taken it off several times and not reapplied Oh I hope B isn't stacked When I get charged it doesnt tax me Oh man...don't tempt me. November? Me too! Having a bit of a pregnancy scare right now and all i can think about is my tummy getting bigger 01 has 8 mega's? What if it is? Does that not happen to natural digimon? wait wut? He is also a a pretty great unit in questing IMO. I usually use him in my BB spam team, giving me elemental advantage everytime and makes it possible for me to SBB spam even against 1 enemy. Don't know if this makes him be in the Elite Tier though It looks like it in *multiple shots*. Holy shit how did I miss that?! I stumbled upon this while going through r/all. I haven't played WoW since I quit at the end of Wrath. Did you say one shot Putricide? That's a thing now? I now see what Raven does... Why would you ever want to see Ronda act? Who the freak picked the Emperor god damn These are amazing! This is why I was surprised, when I was not able to deal with a boss, clicked on the stop farming button, clicked on the previous zone button, and a chest popped Not me... Wait... Luke fought Vader and cut off his arm? When did that happen? I thought the only times Luke and Vader fought are the two times depicted in the films... when else would he have got a chance to hack his dad's arm off before RotJ? I'm American, can someone explain to me what exactly is going on here? Did that guy physically force this girl to listen to him sing?! That... was unique Wow; those are incredibly impressive Whoa! That is really cool That moment when you realise you fit XXXS with a breast binder on at some shops. And please, dial down on the damn saturation Terra Nova is over.... Lazarus can revive wildlife Excuse me. [My mind blowing up] A fine of £1,000! OMG. New crystals are diffracting... Beautifully.... We now have a helluva lot of data And he's basically like proud of being a dictator And he's basically like proud of being a dictator Did you light his hand on fire Late content bug? Never heard of it. Didn‘t someone at Kenner originally suggest making the figures 2 inches? I feel like they resurrected that idea and are currently forcing it down our throats with the GOTG and new Avengers line. Bei mir war und ist die nicht mehr Vorhanden i payd a freaking 24 euros and coudnt play dota years beast ... How do you accidentally get punched? I think I may very well could be the only person commenting in this thread that has never, *ever* owned a handheld system. omg Leverkusen is so poor, they will get murdered by Atletico next week ...he missed? people still play Black Ops/Black Ops 2? You have artists to thank. Maybe this time 10 goals? ==D ~• You have artists to thank. And they're affordable! That's nice :D everytime I see a set I like at the store they're some ridiculous price. > strangely enough, there's no EnVyUs logo... Too many projects going on. Have 5 cars &#3232;_&#3232; ... Have you caught the sickness they call "a life"? Op, you did great. I also hate diamonds and told my then-fiancee straight up. They are a scam! The moment you buy one, the value drops. Because diamonds aren't really precious! Anyways I'm done ranting about that, my husband picked out tourmaline as well with a leaf pattern (but silver, since I hate gold haha) I remember one person saying he didn't take me seriously with it since it wasn't a diamond And Adam Reed writes 90 percent of it himself You had me literally starting to drool reading this...now I feel like a fatty. It doesn't count if you drool over healthy foods, right?! Right? And not a word about those who do not *want* to integrate. Swedish politicians pretend they don't exist. Isn't it extremely racist to believe that everyone wants to be a part of the Swedish (and Danish) societies? I think your title is clickbaity too Sooo...op you wanna make me one like that but with a ruby and white gold instead? I'll even pay for shipping. Lol... Yikes! Don't do that. Sorta like a Cesear shift but not an a-z shift I hope you get it too! I just recently-ish got re-employed myself. Which was awesome on its own. Now they want to make me manager by the end of April Seriously. I mean, it was retarded that people lost their shit when Thorin said it, so Ill just keep clinging to the hope that people on here have just stopped being overly sensitive morons, but its still pretty weird to see... then again, I should know better than to expect any form of consistency from the reddit hivemind Very informative article ! Also, how did I miss the Coaster Park Tycoon announcement ? I am not a collector nor good at case hardeneds, but if I were to chose between a 100% blue one and that, i would chose that one. The purple/red just makes it looks so amazing imo I found the funniest Markiplier video. but then in the end...a fap a day keeps the depression away. I've just had the best fap eva! My entire left hand sticky as hell and I think I need to mop my floor Are thy looking for a fight? o_O do i smell a friendly 1v1? Don't tell me it will take place in Aldrat I love that movie so much! The creepy thing is that's where I first heard about lucid dreaming and it sounded so familiar... Even though I didn't have any memory of getting lucid before that, it felt like something I've always done Well that got heated I didn't know DeeHask still played NA team with hands Our usernames I've been in and out on this game, and I'm confused. Looking at the score I'd think this is a pretty exciting game, but the commentators sound so damn bored. Holy shit, then I'm so lucky, because I managed to get in when there were 10 seconds left Holy shit... That thread really does make him come off as a pretty disturbed person Is that a good or a bad thing Is that a good or a bad thing If Korea doesn't win worlds this year... does it still count if the team that did win is prob 2/3 korean players? I need a realistically-scaled Baby Mario figure for my Yoshi amiibo RIGHT NOW i'm not worried about it existing I accidentally ran into the girls dorm as I was playing hide and seek, all of them fresh from the showers. It completes the roster shape perfectly..... What do you mean by that? Made mine harder. I love how we posted the same thing at the exact same second, even though this post is 38 minutes old I don't understand. Gertrude That's strange, because I received a Vulpix with your OT on him. Nope, Turner has never stood on stage during any SGI event, has never attended a single discussion meeting (for all the importance SGI places on those activities), and has never met Ikeda, though she could easily have had that "honor" if she so desired. Turner, in fact, describes herself as "a Buddhist Baptist." Naughty naughty a black cock I said this on a previous post on this topic and got super down voted uhuh!!!! Grabbed your arse? 100 grand for a buick? OMG, in this run using PC is almost 100% succesful I'm watching you That first house looks SO much like the AHS one!!! Wait, so that even exists? It was a joke The magic chant and magic scroll certainly didn't help poor Amy Winehouse. She's dead Holy crap. The last account you linked is flagged for having a VAC ban on record and in his screen shots he is showing his cheating UI. "Ohming out to 3.3v".... Sooo...hot? idk whats weird about that. He had shiv, IE, and hydra and he used ult to slow me, then used his q, then auto attacked, then used hydra active, and i died. That's it that pet peeve, though.... \\( Thanks for the hug and consern Tustin. \( 2 eggs? I already chose to quit trade when you showed it ( Whoa, what the heck? Damn Neither for S3 and Tab 2 good pk... close The video got removed its is just that it is litreally what happen Not sure they're talking about the same Kassian... JEEZ. Wow. I didn't think you could do it more than once. Good good now for a firm raping I think I won't have better jokes What is this time for Texas? Yeaaah! 40 extra bucks. Whoaaaaa what was the name how do I plug my monitor in the mobo Lots of ballistae, mounted archers, and heavy archers kiting with their stakes out, I'm guessing. If that's *not* what OP did I definitely want to know how he managed it. The army that could take out that many Olog-hai must have crippled his economy. I don't know her. =P Is that YOU? You look like my Master Sergeant My friend introduced me to his gf (met on OKC) after two months. She also had moved in with him trash talk thread Wow. And you are totally right, I've gotten amazing gifts from people I've never interacted with before. I lurk all of reddit but ONLY post in the sub everyone else in reddit seems mean That feeling may or may not go away... *they're... the way you spelled it means they own a black My daughter just after she was born. Holy crap. The feels Btw some folks will still claim that DayZ looks bad Who's gonna touch a public toilet lever? Why do you need to react with water cannons??? soooooo you can't win because your opponents are too bad at the game? > Triple major? You can do that? but i just claimed citadel loot erm, whats up with the zergs? got completely destroyed it seems. 1-4 only terrans. Umesh Yadav took a wicket?!? Ok wtf Mitglied? Is it just me or is Chayton like the native American Wolverine. He got a dagger twisted in his thigh and still hop-step-jumped into the river without as much as a limp.!? And the bullet wound.!? I do long time main of shen here I swear, I was about to post a similar question just now Why is this band just now making the front page? Wow. I thought it was a joke, holy shit. wait, is there any other way to spend that day? Weird. This came to my mind the same minute you posted it and I JUST saw the episode of The Office where Dwight called him "Michael Scotch" They are called like that since Vi/Ahri game synergy also they are Danes Something wrong with Sheds now we destroyed wall in one big base and then destroyed 3 Sheds in 1 minute. They all just fall after few hits > I've never heard "la Nutella" Has Wolf Children being licensed in Spain? Mage assassins arent a thing in smite? Ao kuang my friend... freakin ao kuang STOP DRIVING. One of the weaker? >> > Never thought I'd be terrified of a penguin Why is the input speed so damn high right now?! It's only Bill's house! Wow i did not expect to ever get one of my posts stickied You should encourage them to share a picture of it here if they have not already Oh god. WHAT. HOW. That's bizarre Even more weird that you noticed coming from the elise guy, i agree about the C7. it's 2x the money, but also a "wooaahhhh Isn't "Detailed Description" just a placeholder that is supposed to be replaced by the actual description of the deal? And the fact most of these banks and ATMs still use Windows XP My temperature's being weird. I know, with the progesterone supplements, that's kind of to be expected, but. What if Rayman is legit and they are going to actually say the rumor is true on the Tuesday that they are going to comment. I'm sure the devs are pissed/confused like how the fudge did this happen. OOC: That picture is scary Um... I mean... He's dead. Careful kids. Lebensraum with Germoney can lead to Öffentlichkeit Sex You just blew my mind holy fuck you are lvl 100 That's what they want you to think, but he's dying inside Its so bizarre seeing your name without the tie flair What the actual fuck. Thanks for the nightmares Thanks for reminder, doing now ... Source Sorry, I only boil others' vomit. Hey, der kennt Parchim It's as if they're mocking them Holy, tu só faltou acertar o sexo. wtf Don't understand how that one guy managed to give his friend a champ he didn't own and they were playing 1v1 strange Oh my God this is hilarious but I'm so sorry that you dream-cried! One time I had that happen to me in my dream because I was 13 and playing pokemon on my pink GameBoy Color in JAIL on the toilet and I dropped it on the floor and it broke into pieces. what other 2 karas? wut LA to NY trek? How did you do it? [Meta] I literally am so giddy atm, like you don't understand. I honestly have no idea how we grew so quickly well what did he expect would happen? It's.....like my whole life is a lie.. That's actually kind of disturbing to think about- you could have just been talking to a murderer when you asked that dude in line at Chipotle what time it was, or the woman you sat next to on the train. even when the bulk discount is greater? Can you imagine screwing up a word and having to start over again?? Thanking you for this as well!!! So pretty lol redeem for me What the heck? So my "pretended hacking theory" was correct in the end Is that.. a cup holder... in a shopping cart?! Is it weird that I noticed that's the first Bacchus player i've seen that is BM? I was thinking the same thing, it looks like he just about actually drilled into the flesh of his hand Cute, but I was kinda hoping for something funny or clever..( Oh whoops I meant to hit generic Are you okay? ( The rune sale happend quite some time ago aleady if i'm not mistaken Wow those are some kitchen stories. I agree as well, but what it comes down to is that it **does** have a pretty high possibility of being a hack or clone. With that being said, if it is found to be a hack or clone, you will get banned because you cannot use the"I didn't know" excuse, so please be mindful of that. Ohhh if only more of our customers cared that their rudiculousity was happening during peak.... Wow, i thought me getting to level 3 was impressive I'd still be waiting on mine to heal when the glaciers have all melted, then. Dude! I went outside and played hide and seek with my kids not because I wanted to be a good mom, but just so I could get my step count up. What does that tell you!? I really need to get one, but so lazy and just... haven't. I use a heating pad in my bed and put it around my feet What the fuck SIR, YES SIR. Just read the Wikipedia plot synopsis for gone girl. My reaction was basically The body spray Maybe they've already dedicated them to the project Am I somehow dummy for not realizing this earlier? I just figured out that he's biting!! DROP 'EM!!!! There's a glitch in the matrix. I knew Taeyeon lost a lot of weight but damn her legs Whoa. Someone threatened suicide over this Ukrainian soldiers are Putin's puppets? What elo was this One of my favorite glitches. Same thing happened to Rowley Eardwulf, and his eyes opened really wide when I bought the storage upgrade for Deepscorn Hollow so you are telling me that "view distance" does not affect how far one can see..... Really? I've had both experiences. More of the second one. But its far from the worst. The roof has snow on it and you crash the quadcopter on it. Its happened. It sucks. Wow, you left me speechless But Weddle went to Utah I haven't fucked a mother yet One already exists. oh my god Why wouldn't he downvote it? Talk about giving no fucks, has kings ring, does giant lord shortcut anyway I uhh. I am doing Digital Systems Technology at I suppose you guys would call it College but instead of living on the campus, I just drive there, study a book for about 4 hours then drive back home and sit in this chair for the rest of the day. Not a bad lifestyle if I do say so myself, but BT has it really easy. I wont talk about it though since its his privacy and I respect that. I wouldnt want to get on his or Garrus' bad side. He knows people who do very disgusting things to other people. Either he knows of these people, or he is the people who does the things 16 days wow Ah, I was just spitballing as I haven't had time to watch the wizards. We could still go with the theory that their powers came from Zianite, however, they refused to follow him for reasons unknown. With the recent events, however, Wag seems to be seperated from the others. Maybe he has found that maybe if he swears loyalty to Zianite who gave him his powers in the first place, he can get them back? I don't know. I just really like the theory since I'm really curious as to why Wag isn't with the other wizards (unless they explained it in the FyreUK streams). It would make sense if it was only Wag who lost his powers and left because he felt distant from the others, but the rest lost their powers as well. I'm so confuuused Pretty OK. We got a blizzard over here...again. So I had to shovel...again. I've got huge icicles on my house that could probably kill me if they fell on me. \ >Either he knows of these people, or he is the people who does the things Is it weird that I totally remember you? (the last time I saw you post here was like a year ago make sure to never let go whats p1 Want some some weed. Can you upcharge for that? That's a lot of product. If we can't snooze that means the alarm is turned off, no? Meaning no second (or third...) wake up call. Meaning we oversleep? Wow, I'm in the wrong line off work Why is the Ice Roshan more expensive than the Lava What if superman wins? > Are you saying I'm making a claim on the word morality so I need to back it up by a process used to determine what morality means? Holy shit, Deku cried so hard his legs got buried in the ground... Why did you block out all the names? its so damn weird that I actually met this guy back when I first started playing - we were sorta friends too I once picked up a Harold Robbins from my mom's shelf when I was about 12... it felt like a naughty read, and then I realised he was just getting started. Too much for my brain to take Is Karkat wearing Gamzee's pants in panel two? Haha wth, I was just gonna GFY this as I noticed the old version on medicrush was gone. Thought this said ends IN 12 days and I was like This day we fight I did too until he said he's ***NSA*** Oh. My. God. The third photo is my mother! So I have something in common with a Broncos fan now? I even like the orange Kirby skin in the new Smash the most elaborate please Today I realized old people were young old people, as well Nice. d--- I've never heard of them coming uncrimped Thank you, we try... I think we're all shocked about Carla's new look You changed your flair I find it kind of sad that people need a detailed list of dupes so that they'll stop buying from a company like this. And even then I imagine a bunch of them won't stop, and keep complaining about Lime Crime. Maybe I'm weird for not understanding, how do you even get such an overwhelming need for a specific product? looks to me like the arm mounted gauss hit the stormcrow and the torso mounted one missed the stormcrow, but hit the mech behind it Ohaaaaaaa, Du hast ja alle perfekt abgestimmt! Same here Why am I a dog My history teacher told me how to make a bomb when I was 12. YOU'RE STILL AWAKE?! I desperately want a post on current Japanese trends and on that pink-brown thing I was JUST thinking of that original video on Valentine's Day, wondering how things were going between you two and if you were still together and playing GW2. You did NOT like PP? That's like the album everybody loves Let me google who the heck is he jesus it is been ages i haven't gotten this bug this is sexier than any women I saw Oh- oh my i know they are expensive but fucking 650k ? JANICE?! IS THAT YOUUU?! 5 mesmers Ummm... yeah, that's a new one for me Hey, how on Grand Gaia were we spotted? $4000 FOR THE RAM!! Woah, so you're saying almost everybody who works in the Ambulance in Australia is a paramedic? Indeed! Tier lists that are made by Top Tier players are for, well, top tier players! As a guy who has only been playing for two weeks, Chen and Tyrael have been a lot of fun, and I barely noticed anything for the Arthas Nerf OP, you have artists to thank What did I just watch the realization they fuck is mind-stoppingly vile What does bankruptcy have to do with unsafe roads? Holy poop, there's a lot of eyeballs. They may be planing to attract mice, then hit them with flour and have the gruards run from the ghost mice Holy **** now that is some luck. Seems like those wyrms are worth the risk to get 100m Goodness gracious, great balls of fire. Imagine someone else's reaction when they stumbled across this What if it's not a joke and everyone thinks it is? I love his face lol O_o so u didnt take my 1 life Isles #4 on that list tho *jaw hits floor* I got 5 item sets for free so far Made one looking like D&D's drow and now I think I will probably make a whole team Faack! I don't remember this Yeah, it was the last at mine. I actually found it without the eyeliner but I saw it on the other side of the shelf (fully sharpened). The cashier did drop the palette on the counter Need to know this whole armor set 30raid is nothing Can't say the same mate I didn't expect him to be so scruffy and cute. OH! While good all those vegetables are carbs. Also porridge is carbs. Fruit especially mango and bananas are shockingly high in carbohydrates like one banana is 27g of carbs I'm so glad I checked Reddit before I went downstairs to do my mountain of laundry. ( Damn. Remind me never to piss you off. i cant tell if you guys are kidding or not I just lost a respectfully sized piece of cheese down my shirt at the library I thought that the human race was waiting for me to be more honest to people ( tell people my honest opinion even if it's brutal or founded in psychosis), let people use me for sex, and just basically live on impulse and reactivity and if I did all those things humanity would be healed and people would be better to each other and there would be peace. I thought that the human race was waiting for me to be more honest to people ( tell people my honest opinion even if it's brutal or founded in psychosis), let people use me for sex, and just basically live on impulse and reactivity and if I did all those things humanity would be healed and people would be better to each other and there would be peace. I suppose you mean the event dailies, since normal dailies don't award laurels anymore The orbs actually remind me of Mega Rayquaza It comes in realtree camo apparently? That question is a bit like asking, "which way do you prefer to die - firing squad or hangman's noose? That's one evil kirby Thanks for letting me know! :) I'll keep that in mind. It seems kind of strange to me, though, because how a two week old account could get that plushie as a restock is beyond me. Or who on Earth (Neopia?) would lend that plushie to a two week old account. I sure as hell know I wouldn't. Lol. I got the Well-Rounded trophy 2 days in a row didnt hatch shiny WOOPS, I MEANT FE13 THANKS! The one thing Nichiren was after was patronage from the Emperor, maybe that's why he was so clingy onto Saicho's work (Saicho got the grounds of Mount Hiei as a gift from the Emperor for winning a string of debates at Kyoto) ... one detail Nichiren seems to have ignored, is that Saicho exchanged materials/knowledge/correspondence with his rival Kukkai At what college do the girls wear corsets to class? Weird. That's me for sure. I could have sworn my PSN handle was DeMiNe0 also. dat hipster beard How much FPS Whaaa??! I swear I thought it was Berenstein Bears ALL along!!! Eugene cannot wait. Dude, why would you go ahead and smoke meth as an substitute, that should even make the pain more intense I re-deposited a Level 11 Male Makuhita. IGN is Rain still. Weird though, because the Zubat was still there. sigh even Calgary is warm this year FOR NOW Wait, you mean there is a mic in this game? The one that started it all this guy is currently #1 on vanilla and kohi 1v1 ladders on badlion That looks both bad-ass and dangerous 1 tank jungle has been played in lcs That's the most sinister advert I've ever seen... ** read title** wow that sounds awesome =D let's check it out! **opens link** In this photo: People parked downstairs from my building What's going on with her foot placement? It was honestly the first thing in Skyrim that creeped the Hell out of me- it's that clicking, and the gigantic fucking Chaurus Reaper Italian, but living in Sydney for the last 3 years. And she is from here as well. She went backpacking, which there was the agreement of totally freedom, with the only condition to keep in touch so I know she was doing ok. But then from I love you, to "on break", to we have to catch up when I get back.. I think it is! I never realized I needed this. Thank you! People spend so much time selecting wardrobe pieces and choosing colors, it would be a shame to downplay that. Especially the outfits with lights Yeah just take a look at the new tab every so often and look at the threads that pop up there... I find it weird that I could find the 1st print still for cover price on ebay, yet that 2nd print is around $8+. Is this really legit? It seems like a troll video, but the replies seem to be serious BUT WAIT M8...I have 3 points on that post... When I was little I would nibble on my Lip Smackers. Maybe it is The vene & insertion alliance has capped every conquest except the first one I WANT ONE!!! Was that your stomach or mine? Pará, cómo opinaste acá si el post lo borraron?!?! I don't know about everyone else, but I enjoyed fighting the flood. It always added a nice amount of tension. Plus, I would also like to see flood version of all different species throughout the galaxy. Infected moas Not even slightly. my songs average at 3mb sculpt is all mine since I wanted to dress him in the same set I use ingame.. background is just a generic rain forest I found on google since that part ain't ready yet. and the animation is just something I want to make for fun and portfolio purposes only cash though, and i lost the need for zenny quickly (sitting on 200k now You're looking forward to all those games too may be he got them all in one premium pack! I had a dream the morning of Friday the 13th where a retail employee told me my in-store preorder was being shipped to my home. Then I was stopped by someone in the line who reasoned that I ordered an in-store preorder, the preorder was on my receipt, and this guy told me to go straight to the front of the line to demand my Toon Link. I was very rude, but I shortly woke up in a cold sweat because I didn't want to be that way over an Amiibo, even if I was entitled to it efukt .9 lbs. also...doggy Oh god the Photoshop opportunities with that vial... A guy pulled my friend's earbud out while she was on the train just to ask her what her name was and ask if she had a boyfriend. It's like, really? Dark electric Maybe the disease is blood magic Shit, I might've been wrong to go for the under on 30 minutes. Boobs. The first four trains (... Sort of?) for tomorrow morning are already cancelled. I'm trying to figure out how, exactly, I'm going to get to work. wat..i blocked u? Wait... Kaori was bugged?...... I watched it 5 times before I realised that it was a loop and not a video. I'm not lying, I planned on doing this when Toon Link was announced. also, the video got trippy as fuck. all that warping Michigan here, can confirm.... Hemits left arm looking freakishly long Ive never seen a dimensional jetsam Oh gosh, grammar things... pls dont hurt me, but id say its a descriptive name that could possibly be used as an adjective or a noun Did I see a ping-pong paddle? wait you're saying people should still care about that? Wow. You don't even understand the basic info in the sidebar, but you want us to believe you make the rest of us look like "helmet-retarded children"? Is this a real set He remembers "feeling fearful and uncomfortable from the beginning," but he kept it all inside. ( That doesn't make sense They were airing new episodes up till 2013 Fatal bonds on year beast + enemy team.. then just start focusing the beast and throwing down AOE. I've had teamwipes *just* from the bond damage. Bob the Golem isn't an issue unless he gets ~~rng~~ mlg on the level 3 speed procs.. otherwise all the damage comes from bonds + being stuck in one place from upheaval What the hell, now I see it. IF this aint true, it must be so fuggin close This was on reddit before /r/retiredgif Quarterly is there a reason why my 2 keys i just bought ingame were trade banned? 2nd what? I got three Krelm's bracers within about 15 min of each other. Had two of them drop from the same elite pack. That said, why don't cig companies enter the weed market instead of getting it banned? Shoot, it was well hidden I'll say. He looks close enough to my high-school self that people would probably think we were siblings...give me those glasses and put on that creepy smile and you might think us twins. **Wait, there's music?!** God damn that's fluffy. It's still around?? Had Bungie not promised to fix the ammo bug within the next week or so, I would have been grinding feverishly. That said, it will take me a week or more to complete the Omnigul no-burn Nightfall, so there's no point. Okay. Suggest a better one and we'll all circle around and judge you. No map ui? That is magnificent Wait, what? Mardi Gras was religious!? OOOOOHHH... That's what we were doing. Although I just woke up and I don't know how the hell she did it, but she jumped out of her little quarantine tank in the middle of the night just so you know not all asians have small eyes Yup, my "non religious" friends now have 3 kids and go to church every Sunday. They want their kids to have morals At first your comment made me go Only 90% of all players actually got past character creation I wouldn't really call this a fuck up. It was just an honest mistake. I have a similar story, though. Dated a girl that turned out to be a slut. She then followed me to my cousin's house when I went to hang out with him. I broke up with her for being a creeper. MFW her and my cousin got married a month later -> Why? 90 days? Malta with leche condensada?? Tits. I do this with hot chocolate sachets u spek 1337 computin langage! I don't post them on Facebook. Why would I PM them to a random dude. Dat 18 million mana... You know that you make me really anxious as a customer? :D Next time somebody accidentally fills up my water glass very high or knocks over something at my table, I will be thinking about what I've done wrong for the rest of the night! my dad works at oak Ridge. so I guess TIL he hangs out with some pretty fucked up people No. So I just realized that this colored kitty is much like the tiny jumping spiders. Right down to the big soulless eyes and the offwhite fur. God have mercy on Belgium I do go to the gym, I just wear the pair of underwear I came in...? But the statue is white skinned. Yeah, I realize now. And even when pointed it out, it took me a while to register what I accidentally wrote. Well if the sole purpose of GW is to ruin your fun, why the fuck are you still playing It actually worked Jesus fuck. never believe tier lists i geuss oh wow, so I read your flair as the less you know about dicks, the better and all I could think was yes, this girl knows my life! Then realized my mistake How is it entitled to expect something that was promised to us at launch a year and a half ago.... The problem is that France just conquers the countries I release and I can't do anything about it cause of the coalition. Anyways they declared war on me, England landed over 70k troops in the mainland but AI logic is to take poor Castile which remained loyal with about 20 war exhaustion, no army left and no navy. I took Liege and isolated Ille-de-France, very little AE atm since appearently they don't mind liege as much as they mind barrios (same base tax [The hell kind of accent is this and where did it come from? who is the poro champ eating biscuits? I concur - i really hope you don´t expect some1 to post his private phone/cell number here Holy crap, that chart is amazing! He's guilty of Driving Under Influence of Badassery, if you want my humble opinion 4 premium or 4* premium Yes, both of those do definitely baptize. There's a kad board? Why does Goku have cleavage I thought it was supposed to be 72 virgins Nope, Templar. I don't understand why people would assume it's your mom who's Chinese. Isn't there an equal likelihood? If it's not obvious...yes I am That was amazing What episode is that from? Just curious; I have no recollection of that scene whatsoever and it sounds pretty bizarre "we are still doing fine" :D and it works So they want to fix their over-passiveness by taking an even more passive toplaner ? Are they that nostalgic of good old CLG EU 80 minutes games ? When I got an intern Who would watch Wickd's stream? So she changed clothes, put down her Android and grabbed an Ipod or old Iphone and had to point out "progress" areas. Helt allvarligt dock, i vilken annan bemärkelse skulle puffa ens användas? Gorgeous Or is he a real spammer Ah, that's why I was so confused then, I know nothing about Star Wars except it had Indiana Jones in it. Sexy Arrgh damnit this silliness actually has me angry. Not the quirks, not the Enforcer geometry, nothing everyone is currently whining about. But this...colors and cockpit junk? How hard is it to let us do that? If they make DBZ amiibo my wallet will hate me even more ** OOC: Why can't you chat? O_O_O_O_ DUDE. I NEED to see a crazy, "There will be blood" version of Luke Harper. That would be AMAZING Did Rooney just slap Ashley Young? wat. No word of a lie, my friend still can't comprehend rapid slash, nor can he reliably hit a dp motion...2015 Lol yeah! And when she spread her legs to flick her bean.... i never notice that scylla has fangs So technicaaaaaal I actually didnt get one, my rose is still there Wait...Missandei was like 10 in the books wasnt she? What does "primarily vegetarian" even mean? I thought people were either vegetarian or not? wait...the event is happening already!? It's a mixture of being lazy and efficient at the same time. I'm in an accounting internship right now, and we've got a million of the bastards. I read this and actually loled. I told my girlfriend who I'm marrying soon about this and she just laughed "you are so fucked" or you could just run maps and you'll get tons of alch orbs and alch shards as well as currency that people will actually trade for This story takes a lot of very weird turns. First of all they put in some random red haired side-character, which wasnt mentioned at all in the first 100 chapters (random number). But the author said she was there all along and made up some stories from the past... Then the author lets her die anyway. dat Kalista tho Yeah, that's level vividfawn? Maybe...just maybe so whats up with these janna and kassadin buffs? So... a weak german army implies that europe is heading for a civil war? Is it the Microsoft HoloLens? I am doing a consumer survey on it... Wait...dtallon isn't an admin? How does he fly? Well that sounds leg-crossingly !!FUN!! RODGERS!? Spd tower only in effect in AO, unless you're talking about the tower speed tower. Cyanide passive? NJ is colder that Montana right now? Spheres Is that not part of the base game? Equality what tweaks did you use to achieve this amazing homescreen? That Italian girl If it was true...couldn't he just turn the bag inside out Is the lack of signatures on this petition a parallel to how people don't vote in real life? What....I didn't know pressing 0 got you the operator, what the hell? Any ballpark? 500k? 600? How is it not. No I only want 1 out of 3. Your number priority now should be to wait for a popular choice unit rate up and summon for a mitigator. Another one that would be nice is Ligness. I don't know what else you are missing. I can't confirm this but my brother abandons a lot and he told me he once got 6 games of priority. Although he isn't always a reliable source. Keep in mind he has a 25% abandon rate Wait, *what?* You looked like you were late teens - really early 20's. wow. Her eyes were like I just realized I might be demi-sexual... You did your studying on tumblr? In the one with the highlighter it looks like an office. Others are public bathroom. My inference is that this dude may have been at work while sticking objects up his ass. My husband accidentally proposed, like literally we were discussing him potentially deploying and then "Will you marry me" spilled out of his mouth and this dumbstruck, shocked/appalled look crossed his face. I think we were both so shocked, I just kinda was like ...Sir Fappington?? Please elaborate. "Tastes like chicken" It matches my eyes Are your parents keyboard enthusiasts? Same, kind spooky; maybe I am crazy Isn't that a CoD Black Ops map?! Warheads and sour patch kids, I guess? I like to drink the sour stuff at the bottom of the bag Did you delete my post? That dog at the end. You should leave the channel when you play as the monster gives you an unfair advantage Have you ever used eBay before? That was fast Come on... It's Taker.. It's gotta be Aside from the red(mine is always pitch black), this is almost exactly the same figure that appears when I get sleep paralysis. Worst time ever I was sleeping on my side facing the wall, and could feel him breathing right on my neck For the first few days of the new patch I didnt realize it was this cheap so I always waited...then realized it was...that cheap..lol now I upgrade it any chance I get really. So cheap Yeah what the fuck that's new to me Finally something from this song D: also its tough to process not seeing nari as blonde but that hip movement though The biggest you've ever seen? did they choose dogs with PTSD too? Omg...the part with the kitten and the older dog. I would beat the shit outta that dog if it ever jumped to bite my cat. Does anyone know what happened to that dog? Because that turtle wasn't letting go anytime soon by the looks of it It's almost as if you're a product of the society in which you were raised. in other news...learned this in grade 1 If management didn't take it, how did you get it back? Oh... hi Ryuko. You seem kind of out of place. The hell did he ask her? Errr...this gives "once you pop you can't stop" a whole NEW meaning How do you pay $200 a month for phone, internet and TV? That is so overpriced If that happened Australia would dominated both code of rugby. Damn 1600+, that's quite a hand you got there Zoom in? that dreadful word... endearing Sono davvero già passati 10 anni dalla sua discesa in campo???? Goodness the feels in that It only shows 325,086 for me. As happy as I could be with 8 hours school. But in a few hours I could finally get this 3D art requested in a forum done They don't have football on ksr OOC: Wow, someone's aggressive Your maintenance is 3400? I bought this skin in 4.19, didn't even know there was more spam to be had 3-5 fed missions. I even got it while I was offline. Logged in one day and i thought "lets do some fed missions for SOL", i clicked on it in the galaxy map and I instantly could get there. Holy sexy body. You are like a perfect hourglass. What is your problem, that's just porn Hah!!! Even though I can be that "poster 5" sometimes though How come? Holy moly, 724 hours is about 30 days. what kinda caps? you can see the mounting point through the top of the caps... I... Uh... Think you're on my friends list ... lol its just a copypasta from chang'e card The psycho laughter 5 hours (i think) Wow, take that question out of context and someone's gonna have a bad time... That can't be true story, can it? You even got hit with a "Tracking Dart"... How the hell don't they see at least the icon above you sitting there? Oh, shit. I appreciate it. Luckily the guys at MSI are being excellent and replacing it for me. Which is good, cause I was fairly certain catching fire is the one thing videocards are certainly not supposed to. I should be back to playing evolve in 2-4 weeks! Need to level Bad Juju. Been avoiding it because of the abysmal (hah!) impact, but between this, the OM combo, and the pulse rifle buff, it might be viable... (I also had no idea it had AP rounds In that case Magic would be even worse. Needing to mine your own ess AND runecraft them wait what? I thought Tynan only going to nerf it... Does he masturbate on cam? Water amazon But there is tons of drama and romance Oh shit. Where the hell was I? damn. ... Why would you do this? Well it's not like they are giving people a choice. If you have Nvidia GPU and hate screen tearing, you gotta buy LCD with G-sync technology I have a passing idea of where you might sleep shorts? You can throw it mid-air. Done it plenty of times. 1 year? Where? It's a minimum of 3 years in Espoo Wh... What is frog eye? It disappeared from my thread list I was using my Shadow Isles Poro ward, and it was going down as Dragonslayer instead, becaise Dragonslayer was released Nov 10th 1775 is the Marine Corps Bday You just made a CoD reference?! That stare at the end I really like cleaning the lint trap so I'm 100% fine with that.. Seriously, I went to sleep just after we beat Blue and thought "there is no way we'll teach cut, cut the tree, finish the trashcan puzzle AND beat Surge in 8 hours"... nope I woke up and we were at the ledge what did I just watch Hearing the muffled sound of TAPEWORM singing merrily in your intestines. When I first saw the title I thought Spider = Jessica Drew (Spider-Woman) and Marvel = Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers). Then I realized "Oh, wrong Spider. *And* wrong Marvel. Huh." I think in strange ways, I suppose Oh my god I actually know the girl on the right. I used to work with her. ...or the fact that I waited that long, for a gif to load, to watch a dog jerk off That's why it rhymes with "leak"? I always knew she botted after seeing her online 24/h day @ rank 20 on "Busy" when she was getting the world 1st 9 golden portraits but this... Alessandro Nesta never played for Parma. Its like a 12 year old Slumber Party at Winter Fox 24//7. \ Oh, since when is Bjergsen a free agent? Publish the game They've done multiple where the pop tarts have been made out to be living things that then are eaten. Very dark! Yeah, it definitely seems like the private sector are gouging the costs over here, scarily it seems it would grow if the government took it over Why the hell do you watch these kinds of shows man?? thats 1 web playside Destiny is a host now? I guess I've never had the high THC stuff then. This score is just.... incredible man !!! That is a new level of greed for sure "The line is paused." Well, this is terrifying. I ordered a Samus last Friday night since my friend wanted to buy mine off me, and I needed a replacement. It arrived at my doorstep on Sunday somehow. So cool. Seriously, I don't get people. I'm married, but that doesn't mean my husband always goes where I go (like to clubs with my lady friends). I'm allowed to dance, it doesn't mean "hey let's fuck later". And he doesn't care, he knows it's just fun dancing. Hell, last year I bought him a ticket to EDC because he really wanted to go, and I don't like that scene. I'm sure he danced with plenty of people, who the hell cares? I'm not worried about the state of our relationship. It can copy people's looks Yeah, will see :/ One good thing about walmart exclusives is there's a bunch everywhere I think if they go 100% with playstation, there will be a vita succesor, it would be strange if they don't ...? That's... actually a lot lower number than I was thinking. You're right, there's only like, 52 Wednesdays, Thursdays, etc in the year. That's a weird thought. I think it took more than the glove. Wow i rarely did lvl2 uppercut with the hammer, i didnt know it did so much KO damage Mmmh indeed, and what if the asteroids in SE were actually boulders thrown by huge, unknown, ME catapults... What the hell? That hair and lip game too strong oh man is pink rathian scaled up Easy boss fight due to drones.... with a destroyed (and on fire) drone system... How do you know my age Not exactly my oops moment but... having relatives over after you've switched to AB routines, oh my goodness... the xmas holidays had me break in a cold sweat a couple of times... I swear my mum used my Etude House baking pore cleanser as a moisturizer... and my Mizon eye cream because half of it was missing... and she clearly used her fingers That's quite the interesting analogy. Why the hell is that guy wearing his Audio technica's with a hood on? he's also inside Notice how Alison had 'liar' on her twice, on both eyelids, instead of on her forehead once like everyone else... DAAAAMN, that is amazing. I kind of want a poster of it Yeah the cats and the possum have a nice mutual "WTF ARE YOU What? I don't even know what you're trying to say or imply. No offence but shouldn't you be upgrading servers That was me dwaddy ;-; (autocorrect is hinting that deathbff is deadly, it autocorrected dwaddy to deadly Seriously, people are apparently fucking around with cordyceps for homeopathic purposes. It's only a matter of time HOLY SHIT I went to a theme park in Japan called reoma world when I was a kid, it was pretty dope, even for late 90's technology. IF this happened... What if it's a sound wave and we could decode it? what the hell was that thing.... Not to mention all of the logos on the site that clearly have no substance! MLG Gaming and Optic...how'd they get that sponsorship If this was my dog, I don't know what I would do. Stealthy China? You'd pick this up as a donor car? Holy crap, it's the same Guelph. This is terrifying on so many levels. I don't know what septum piercings are. Do I...want to know? I'm currently reading it. How come bitfinex isn't mentioned here? It's not even on darkcoin.io direct purchase page Butter is 7 minutes | There's no hate on the 4790K anywhere jeez thats one long shift in the thumbnail is I've refreshed at least 5 times and it's still the same how have i never noticed this Because maybe Vincent is based on him That is really poorly written This is my favourite discussion on reddit in months. no I want one Having watched primarily UVA games this year, the pace of this game is dizzying OH GOD...Scrivens.... I'm a junior as well and I have totaled around 320 hrs and I'm still SEM @ 140 wins :S Originally placed at S2, came up to GN2, then back and forth from SEM-GN1. I solo queue about 95% of the time b/c my friends play LoL, but that's no excuse xD great post, btw do you have a small YT channel? Your name sounds awfully familiar Didn't it have issues with almost everything at launch? Motherfucker You think diamond sword ares is aweful? I am, in houston.. This card is just utterly insane! why would someone report you for that nick? man seriously in the future everyone will be named "flower99" or "sunnyboy97" or maybe "babyboy" Spiderman and the police vs... Thanos? Oh also, LILITH is a strong Mage. Congrats on getting one ( You too of course.. was in a party with a friend earlier he got 1 before his first happy time.. then another one on happy time.. I was like you guys will be so pissed How accurate is that second link, it basically credits him for making lego.. And the suicide part at least she wears an amor! XD and the actual game model isn't that thin that's a huge pup is... is.. This how fat people get ready? Wha? Besides the thing with Kojima murdered, that scenario would be awesome and I wish it'd happen, maybe we'd get TPP sooner How do people not know about push I watched this episode last night! It was the first episode of the show I've ever seen lol. My boyfriend and I were just like Why do you have her pic after a couple of years of no contact The music is from Pilotwings. Was the dalek tattoo supposed to be a cover up? I can clearly see.... toluene? Pimple.php I got a comment from a German reader who started reading that, ran out of chapters (because the German translation's not done) and in desperation she was forced to start reading the English version (she says her English isn't very good yet). She said, "I learned a lot of vocabulary!" Recent polls showed that the majority of posters in this sub are around 18 Oh shit, Shaka rushed Iron Working? WE'RE DOOMED!!! No. More of an anti hero. I want everything to myself, but then these guys show up and try to impose their will. I can't have that because it will get in the way of what I want to do. How I will go about it is taking things from those that don't deserve it or can't handle it. Then I will have an army of pokemons that no one could stand up to. Not even you. The fuck did he do to get 23 years? I just checked and yeah it is. > Not even you. You have decimal numbers on your luggage?? From that distance? I get the feeling this guy would be one of the first chowing down on long pig when things get tough she? Found a new fetish > Then my E75 become monstrously efficient I did see this but I didn't think that Cora might've left That's great, 60% Don't know how to use auto-chat? i really want it Well it's Washington, so you know, just monsoons, earthquakes, tsunamis... the regular. ;) Our weather out here has actually been pretty lax lately, so I wonder why Amazon said that. No disbanding of the army since right-wing Independent Greeks have their Ministry of Defense! :D They seem to be the most radical anti-austerity party, but nationalizing industry is a bit too much Oh that would be horrible Okay I think I need to cut down on browsing the stallion stuff....too much male pone for me....I don't wanna be a bi or a gay I don't know what I expected I think I want to build this now... .......I can understand the not having internet on day 1, but....no electricity? Um.....That's kind of a big thing to maybe set up before the move. It's hard enough to prove you're running a full node. How do you prove you run an honest one? Great CoO + Ojos Fleur = nearly GODLIKE! She might even be able to cover more than half of the freaking world! Dude I remember that part but... If his legs weren't moving... And his arms weren't moving... What was propelling him Why? Souce pls ! no me extraña hija mía acabo de venir del ambulatorio porque ando con gripe y estaba sentada esperando con la bufanda calada ..y yo no se si es la gripe o que pero he empezado a pensar que lo mismo iba a ser yo misma monedero disfrazado de mi epic..my face melted when Kearney played this in Sydney Thanks How do you replay the levels Scores? I thought this was a survey and not a test? Kim Kardashian be damned, *you're* the reason the Internet is going to break there isnt infinite shield I was on gamecube TIL Brazilian capital is neither Rio, nor Sao Paolo. Wendy's has nachos? i want it right now Too few games to actually say much, but my golly a techies on most played. That last flick-one-tap omg Blockbuster. I thought it was closing but it just moved to a new location at the other end of the building it was already in... highly suspicious. Yeah I see the title, and I'm like ALF had 8 seasons? she ate thralls, and shat in thrall skulls Not by much, it just seems to be normal FPS but just looks slower if that sense? Like 5% slowed down The last shot What did you change? I'm so tired and I'm sure someone has said this: this hedgehog has been to more places than me... What the fuck, man THIS IS RAT CIV. Wait, what? Man, agreeing with anything UKIP says makes me feel dirty. I pity you Brits that have to deal with those cunts That sounds like a massive amount of over-healing Um... and you're applying the chapstick to where before these rides...? BDK looks like he has years on JayZ in age in this video, JayZ's 45 and Kane's 46 though (currently) Are you... Honestly condoning slavery? Yes, ma'am! gee whiz guys at least they give you papers to play with...grjlfhgjkrgkwehk (sorry, I'm bored and stuck at desk :( ) p.s I like your user name and one more thing, I don't know how people can be a lobby recep for years lol i had a dream we got married and moved to a farm and had a more meaningful relationship than with ur current fiancé xD lol random rite Wow, I didn't know they had so many MH statues. Yeah, he was in the class before you. Fraps, Celldweller music, shitty quality... are we in 2008 HAHA. I'm sure all those sugary drinks from last night will catch up with me. Wow. Oh my god, this is the most horrible and most interesting theory I've read in a long time. That's terrifying! And brilliant! They never stopped doing Holiday Events...? Just because they did world Events didn't ever stop them from releasing the Holday Events they do every year. And heck, the one time they did a World event over a Holiday Event was April Fools, where they made a funny, joking battle between Marimbo and Brassica Prime. *The Cabbage God*. That isn't too serious ITT: my favourite songs, which I thought everyone likes and listens to, but supposedly they don't get too much attention They deleted their account With...what?? How are you guys fighting him already? I'm still on mission 1! Haha I still have it. It's chocolate and mint with a little cranberry. It came out for Christmas and then that was it. I really dont like it And we still measure their effectiveness in horsepower. Probably was on real player For a second, I thought you'd written 'indescribably pretty'. I've watched it twice and I'm pretty sure thats not in the story. I could have missed it but I doubt it. They're even better as artillery krew in that respect. Yes, please shoot at my 3 point models. But they're T7! Oh yeah, my title is crap I play this game every day Dunno why but I find house tours of LoL teams very interesting,like,I saw most of em PROPER MEDIC STATS??!?! I have to ask..... Where'd the rest of it go? Why do you have AC20 ammo on the shield side leg Bowser. Jr has no costumes at all...He is Naked This does not work in any way. Only non-tied civs can revive... #### Holy crap, I got it a second time. Okay, that's enough for me, lol. i never realized. 4000 exp What happened in that flashback? Some sort of poke-massacre? EDIT: Also, holy shit. How strong is Ash? Oh. Well I don't know too much about that Then why did I almost instantly kill someone? This... isn't an Un card? Upset? Seems like an odd conclusion to make. I asked a question, and cited an example - please explain to me how i came off as upset can you add me too? Meteos (> Are you serious? That's your ICB? Yeah but this was 100 wither skulls Umm..it's the same one, and I don't own it anymore..what are you talking about? I took my wisdom teeth and my bicuspids home when I got them taken out. Apparently, I refused to go under until they promised to give them to me. I remember none of that, but I do have the nasty little bastards in an autoclave bag. But what was the card? The Tower? The Ten of Swords? I have to know! If I start to spell just incorrectly, it's cause my brain is shorting out. I think that's asking if I can speak Japanese? Usually at the end of an episode there is a preview of the next episode, but not for this one Pretty amazing save there He actually has no teeth? Luer is A+....? Wait. Was that a reference to the movie Idiocracy? dufour is not your taste And I'm here in Logan, UT, of all places, and the weather is really nice. Your cat is hallucinating a laser pointer This just blew my mind When I was 15 I was lounging around the house during the summer and both of my parents were at work. I heard the doorbell ring and opened it to find a guy in a black suit, white shirt, black tie, black glasses, etc. He was straight out of Men In Black but I didn't think much of it. He smiled and asked,"Hi Kevin, my name is Mark. May I speak with Robert or Michelle?" My eyes narrowed,"They're not here, do you work with my stepdad or something?" This would have been super strange because my parents work 30 miles away. He says,"No, I work with your neighbor, Douglas." I had no idea who he was talking about and that was apparently written on my face because he points to the next door neighbor's house. "Scott?" I respond quickly. "Oh he may go by his middle name when he's not at work, but yes, 'Scott' is who I'm talking about." Now let me tell you readers about Scott. He was a SUPER nice guy with a wife and three daughters. 6'2" or so, linebacker build, with a god-like Burt Reynolds 'stache. Until this very day I can't imagine him harming a fly. I looked behind Mark to see he had a jet black car pulled up on our curb with someone sitting in the passenger seat. "What about Scott?" I asked, still confused as to what was going on. Mark's voice got quiet and he asked,"Have you seen any strange activity around his house lately? Anyone come around that seemed odd to you." Of course, I hadn't, because at 15 I'm just trying to find a miracle drug to get rid of acne and a home for my randomly occurring boners. He asked me a few more questions after that I don't remember and before he left, he told me not to tell Scott I had come by. Strange, I know. Maybe he thought I would be too afraid to say anything to Scott (which I was), but if I were in his shoes I wouldn't trust a teenage boy with secrets. When my parents got home, I told them what happened and my stepdad calmly told me,"Oh yeah, Scott works for Central Intelligence." ...WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME? Really I suffer from anxiety and frequent crippling bouts of self-doubt, but after listening to this I will never question my writing ability again... Holy fuck yeah lol they've been getting upset a lot online and upsetting people on lan Dem turbos I don't believe you. It's a movie.... tell me this for a movie I have a craving for "special red soda"... Spring You have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen How it's a problem? Well, I have a new life goal. Cole is mad That's a well-earned nickname that was given to me after eating a box of Froot Loops cereal over the course of an 8 hour shift. I had no idea what that much food coloring could do to your insides. Wowsers This...this happens? Your beam sabers don't fit?! LOL seriously right? At first I thought I read something wrong cause I was like wait why would he actually ask that?! I stare at a computer screen way to much Yea I thought she went away, but apparently/possibly she is back with a vengeance i took a screenshot and just refreshed the page for the hell of it and the completion code page came up. i submitted and emailed the requester. fingers crossed. Motorola do run in Android omg...those amount of bet skins... Nice! 4-2 and 4-3 were Through with what? That guy's post history was bonkers. Do you NEED to peel carrots? A little post-rinse dirt won't hurt ya! I'm genuinely asking though because I've never peeled them Having actually put an FAL together in real life, the detail is spot on. The mods even match the different countries styles of grips, handguards, and such. The only thing they seem to miss on most guns is that they tend to have the barrels solid/filled Lie-ception I never met him a single time throughout my time in the clan I just learned about that while reading OP's linked post's comments.... what the hell Whats the difference? my friend mains wii fit trainer so i have to fight her all the time. she is *good*. sick smashes, tilts, and three fucking spikes. most characters don't have one! damn... i read the title too quickly and thought it said "How to Grind Your Loins." AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Oh shit... I didn't even SEE that until now... wtf, I'm blind. ...the fuck? Woah. If it isn't this it definitely should be. So if there's only one tachyon device, why would he just give it up for Firestorm after all that work and waiting? Especially since he was fine with killing Ronnie/Stein to prevent the nuclear explosion. Thank you. I might consider playing my SK again since he is actually 90. But totally forgot about my skill rotation and I have 4 hotbars full of skills... Is there a resource somewhere I can read up on to catch up? I logged in and was just like OKAY. I'm pretty sure these new 'workers' are hellhounds or demons Modulation in general can be pretty tricky. A little can go a very long way. I used to think chorus sounded really cheesy until I dialed in a reaaaally subtle setting on a Roland Jazz Chorus. It adds a slight amount of movement and emphasis to your tone that sounds phenomenal. Of course, once you turn the rate and depth up too high it's like you're shot like a cannonball back into the 80's Satellite positioning on that signal. Get some ownage straight to the face, sucka. Not like it matters anyway. You've already been triangulated. Prepare your body. Wow Suddenly all those jokes about birds being raptors.... I alt-tabbed when I saw 2v5 and thought the score glitched when I came back Let's be real---it's not just /r/TumblrInAction. This shit is everywhere these days. Honestly, I was pretty stunned when this arrived in my inbox...from my grandmother. Definitely not something I thought would come from her. It seems like this sort of violence---as long as it comes from the woman, not the man---is "okay" now? I don't find it acceptable or anything of the sort. But it seems like so many do. She looks like she could kill me with her bare hands Wasn't it $70 million dollars worth of gold? why would they play first half idk why, but I have an uncanny amount of luck with getting light highs from just doing daily - I have 16 light highs, but only 3 light mids It says in the info it gaurentees a large though I was going to write the very same thing... This is supernatural What's strange is seeing one fight with a cat, suddenly hearing the cat go quiet when they run underneath a car, then having the raccoon crawl out, rise to it's hind legs and waddle off into the shadows. We are all naked inside our clothes super creeping They do it for people like me haha. First time seeing it, watched it at least 12 times.. dar cu ce seninatate si convingere vorbeste I'm not sure how I feel about that as that word seems to have so many definitions that could apply here. Oh My fu. .. god! Did You Just bankrupt csgolounge inventory with that ammount of victory? !?!?!?!?! So much stress as the engine revives, then fails again Dat is fkin creepy Isnt it more like a pentadent?? Thank you for this! This is ridiculously beautiful to see visualized. So much data. Why do you think he is breathing? How do you even find time for anything except raids He looks like he's coming. Wait what? why? What the heck ? Does this mermaid have Marge Simpson's hair ? I was going to write the very same thing... This is supernatural haha maybe in another life/ dimension Can you link where the episode is, because whenever I go on pokemon T.V., they never give me the option to watch the episode. I LOVE Sunshine.. this Amiibo is by far my favorite so far.. mother of god one of these days I am going to try it and make an effort to enjoy it. It seems like a game I would love. I tried playing DS1 once and DS2 twice, never even saw combat Holy crap this fits so frickin well Oooookay Yea sorry, english is not my first language. I ment almost half a millenium :D ... i think? Why do I get the feeling someone in this conversation is about to use the word "ovipositor"? I read a psychology study that showed narcissism tended to be comorbid with transgenderism, I know narcs have BIG time control issues. I used to be married to one and he was a secret cross dresser That's my city, the surrounding cities, and our nearby mountain. I'm in Eastern Time Zone too...mine already had 5 people by 6am That's pretty hot. But.. I'd be so worried that something would slip and before you know it, the cord would snap back and one of the hooks would get caught in your but sack.. Very odd... Reading this gave me deja vu. You've basically restated every single one of my points. ( Maybe it's just that it's fresh in my mind, but I really want to put PJ's *The Hobbit* trilogy forward as my candidate. It's amazing how wretched an adaptation of one of my favourite childhood books can be. Oh god, yuss. Jevin, Doc, False, and Xisuma...I can barely contain it I totally thought that too and I was like "wait. how do you make a small hat into a penguin Have I been playing Goliath wrong the whole time? Your Badger is a big ball of love! I have a lady rat named Badger, as well (named after a character from the TV show " Firefly"), so this was sad cute to see. My Badger is actually going on nearly 4 years now, along with her sister, Patience. ( Ahh I see, yea that's the knife Im looking for .... What the? Whats up with the Darigan eye? I wonder what that looks like with the kawaii killer sticker Are these alert buttons the ones on bracelets and necklaces, my nan has a bracelet one because she is disabled and kept falling and could not get back up a few times... she also has Alzhimers(sp) so she's sometimes How do you get a pet? incredible price? 6 mana regen and +0.8 per level um no Holy Gifs making gifs? They have finally turned sentient That was Quick. And when I found one, finally not looted, it had 1x grenade and 2x skull balaclava and 10rnd mag for m4 that is more like a Dr.Boom buff ?? playing doctor boom ina combo rogue deck Thanks for the PSA! It's been a long wait for the First Blush hair oil. nice deal What difference? I see no difference but 18 is AH = Adolf Hitler I will link directly to this post. These are exactly the points I always try to make. Did not know about the lawsuit though this and with trackIR I only see my helmet i didn't get a warning Her fat finger is the size of a small penis. I had no idea these even existed. All of my cog designs used a wheel to make the cog move *Zurgo* isn't a casual commander? What? Someone thinks it should?! It's not so bad *now*, but that first drag Someone headbutted you at 13? Should have been a prison term 12.9 years what the hell did i just watched ? Wasnt Jason Momoa that badass from Stargate Atlantis and Game of Thrones? If so, hes awesome, Ill might actually watch an Aquaman movie now ^(Are...are...are you on drugs mate?) Wow, I... that's a lot of work. I was repairing one once, and the thermistor had a destroyed connection. The printer registered the nozzle as cold, but when I touched in...luckily I had been growing my nails to "look pretty", so the extruder burnt/melted my nail instead of my skin. How did you mess up the first hashtag but not the second? Watch out for the grim reaplcer! oh god this reminds me of my omega ruby wonderlocke when my starter saturn the sceptile died i misclicked healing and he was taken out i only had my garchomp left to fight stevens metagross who almost took him out with a crit giga impact damn that's dark Gujarati Check all the replies welp, there goes any interest I had in playing smash 4 competitively. That Arwing Wait, you've had an Adder for weeks and still don't have enough money for a Cobra **Two gallons of water a day is probably TOO MUCH.** You could be causing problems by diluting necessary concentrations in your blood and cells, like the necessary salt concentrations that drive your heart and other functions, as well as your medications -- in your brain as well as your body. I would buy right now for that price Is Laharl going to be the bad guy You honestly think most people have done that? Do you think people won't scroll down and see your comment which is still there? what do you mean ? lower than SILVER 4 ? but what if i lose all ? ~~Why are half the comments here removed? my friends laugh at me because I'm so clueless when it comes to flirting. they say I need to wear a sign that says "help me, I'm oblivious to flirting and need direct compliments!" Yeah. That occurred to me after I posted it... I thought that said facepalmarium. am i too late for one? =O i mean all 40.000 are gone already? ...Uhh what? and are you comparing to what I just said to your copypasta or are you using it as an actual attack on me or as a joke or what. I'm very confused. Wouldn't location be implied based on where the two of you are? They'll most likely be 10Mb at best That Coordinate Geometry though Female Buneary Something something lamb's blood... Yeahh... Unless it's hacked up good? Ohhh....... Yeah, as a grandfather I guess I have no experience with kids that are not my grandkids Ban appeals is offline? Whoa, this thread really blew up What did he do? *twitch* I always thought those red lines were like blood veins What is this wizardry? They're banned? What happened? I'm right there with you, except I am (was?) an A cup to begin with so not too much spillage yet, but underwire bra is already getting a bit too snug Me watching that: -_- -> o_o -> Why am I reminded of Commander Keen? And how are they supposed to get a proper ice down with that kind of heat? ( That would be why a lot of my friends moved to different countries For real? Can't imagine Pizza Hut in Australia anything like this I find myself doing it All the time. I zoom printed pictures on a daily basis The middle is a face going My husband's high school friend is a "crazywrapgirl" she sent him a message on Facebook after I gave birth saying "tell your wife to let me know when she is ready to get her body back" ~~HEY I had that same thought... that "will be deleted regardless of access" is pretty freaky. Those look like my headphones Whaaat? Pac Mayweather is set? OMG, Writing that article, acting like such a chick!... relax pal. nice website btw. What about a low carb snack that tastes good for us Diabetics? I...no comment... Shouldn't the picture be dark to gray with some hues of white since you were "under the snow" when you took this pic? Yes it does Yeah this just clicked in my head when I mentioned why Black Marsh doesn't have much of a history of being invaded, because the Argonians are really the only race that can handle Black Marsh. Made me think about how difficult it would actually be to have all races in that one area... Especially because I wouldn't be surprised if Black Marsh has lots of underwater areas... Which would actually be amazing for a new game, being able to have the option of fighting underwater, go on underwater missions, fight a wider variety of water-based beasts... Oh my god I'd give that pussy a good ole pounding and then pull it out and explode all over those god damn wonderful breasts. I guess that's one cool thing about America: when you call the police to say you got shot, they believe you i love krepo but he is so overhyped/rated on reddit I tell people to refer to me as Jerry since it's **far** less informal. Anybody who asks for "Jeremiah" is usually asking for money. Can I ask how you got the specs out? I have used mine (from the first shipment) a few times but can't tell if it's the AHA&BHA that's making my skin flake and break out a bit (never used anything with AHA/BHA before), or if it's contamination It... it really does. It looks just like my old classic DS My god, you're an elf. It's an elfie not a selfie! You removed your image, so your post was removed. What a bizarre turn of events The soul calibur create-a-character scene was even more surprising than the video idea in the first place i bought it.... i'm currently back to my normal effigy so people don't make fun of me for buying jade effigy Sweet something of someplace.... I have the resident discount just tied to my EZ pass number - should I have gotten a new one? Purists could probably nitpick a few things, particularly the choice of convex buttons, but we're fighting game guys and prefer them. We don't own any power tools, so the old panel was manually stripped and polished with acetone/wire brushes/emery cloth Nice spot Maybe you've overthinking it fair enough, watch it somewhere else How were you lucky enough to land that user name?? I think those are like the rumors the kids spread because they think they're really sneaky. Near me it was always, "the trucks ran out of salt, there's no salt in the WHOLE state! I was born in 1997 Yes, I've hidden all the weird anime games that I've accumulated from trash-tier bundles Well damn Maybe he meant adults aren't people I think I added you on skype thats not the one I know WHY DO I NOT READ THE ENTIRE TITLE Holy shit EarthDefenseForce, is that an alien claw? I missed that. how'd you got 4 contracts on 20 jewels? I'm within like 5% of you on most of those (OCd 8320) but I annihilated you in a couple Push notifications? Is there an iOS app now? You did not just say that on the Internet. Oh wow I somehow thought this was a nebula rating thing Stitches? Well, shit. When do they come out? I need to tone down the goofball stuff, til then. Can't have you falling out of your skin or anything. Wow It probably is. I've been hearing problems from all different servers. Looks like reddit's servers are having issues too... Wow. then you better switch to android like i did cause i'm getting pissed off with those iOS crashes and bugs wow... more salt than sense much? only a few spacebars from creds, comms, and rep. What mouse is that? SPOILERS PLEASE I don't think you added me? People are a renewable ~~fuel~~ resource.... Dang this is the second simple YT video I've seen work insanely well. I'm doing it all wrong. Holy crap, 3 Magress. God I hope they're not pubic... And different people (non-news sources) say otherwise that part where you mentioned [Spoilers](#s ""death"") in one of the edit parts of your post better not be a spoiler Muslim 'logic'??? Whaaaat but all the 1.546 depicitions look the same...and like Clark Kent for some reason woops woah this picture It provides an opportunity to easily post it in a feminist space and watch them quickly assemble a hashtag to protest this gross act of racism which makes for an easy source of amusement. At least thats what Id do with it What if... What if you're hallucinating that it is *not* there?!? What ? No fast forward, just bigger maps for you to have to wait for construction to finish for even longer periods of time. Plus, the bricktrons get stuck so often that if you rush them any further, they'll just smash into each other and merge into a single one Not wise to be taller than the WTC Wow, you weren't kidding Time travel gone wrong. That old lady statue on the background looks real creepy i don't get this one What the actual fuck is your point? Holy crap Where are you even getting all that money from?!? WARNING THIS IS STUPID FREAKING LONG BECAUSE I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LOT EW mom... wow. Why do you have detailed rugs.esp=1 ? It's a texture replacer? Thanks for pointing that out, although it's kind of silly what kind of discussions we expect to have when the topic of the post is "Should I join your religion?" Like, shouldn't we then be forced to discuss the merits of not only becoming Jewish, but also alternative courses of action? I never told you a plan I literally watched the movie the other night and she said that. It had been years since I watched it so I immediately went you already got it? didnt you ask him for it like three days ago? I live outside the US I could read it at plain sight, I have superpowers I guess Wow, I neglected my consoles but I still dust them Yeah something like that, they're just gonna be goo....WAIT A FKING MINUTE!!!!! GUYS GUYS. Listen Linda. What the...But we're in the future right?! Like everyone is trying to get that info to the streamers and it's confirmed...But, if we're in the future, what happend with the wizards? Why did they lose Creative? Plot Twist...he's been disguising himself as a simple villager the whole time Aren't we all? TIL anveshj is a bot? I kinda liked this. Kara night + 68k for your M9, or ? Also I just realized I have room for 1 more point **WINNER: STEREO_ (STEREOCRAZY) AND JJ4ster... He is on a streak I've seen this before, this was in an askreddit thread asking about overused reddit jokes. I see through your copy pasta... (Unless you're the op from that thread facts doesn't = dramatic really? Not exactly into the kink myself but damn the gear is pretty hot! Holy shit So erotica too? Human aimbot Okay so discounting the fact that she looks like a flaccid balloon, how can someone have the self-grandiosity to say "aren't I cute"? Wait, sylvannas is undead? fox news "experts" ... WTF? How poor is your country that simple floor heating needs someone of at least the lower upper class? I've got no idea mate, I got them in a trade and looked them up on market for 300 euro Did you not know this? Is that an upvote sword? why is ForGG still in this game? I've been very nearly where you are and it sucks. My husband and I had agreed on location/city, both had great postdoc offers at schools in NYC. I accepted mine, he was still mulling and suddenly got his "dream job" postdoc offer in CA. Omg the pour moi? ones are so amazing I remember watching the video that started this meme. I also know that /r/TumblrInAction still spams the crap out of it. Never knew it actually spread over to League The fuck is this Whoops, yep, definitely done this one before You're not wrong What house is that You make it sound like person who watches on Azubu never watches on Twitch and the other way around...the fck? If you run into problems with medical professionals, try using PCRM to search for them in your town! Good luck. My sister is raising a vegan baby. She breastfeeds and feeds him fortified cereals along with fruits and vegetables. He is sooooo chubby! 7 months old and in 24 month clothes Dang, I'm impressed by both Yui and Moa's ability, and I mean that relative to before I watched these remastered versions, which is saying something Benches aren't attached to the ground!?! yorick is better than morde? You don't wanna see it. Or smell it. Photos are the best way to experience this place. [** Top 3: Riceata, Gary, and /u/rawbertson! Congrats! That set with Gary was insane This for real? ( .. Gandalf doesn't become Saruman.. He becomes Gandalf the White. Saruman is also called the White but they're not the same. I'm baffled as to how you came to the conclusion they're the same person. What do I do to participate though? Wuuuut that guide is completely different than my guide then She's so good at it. Holy crap. oh gawd, no plz no, "hey your mom died and i'm dating her friend now". I don't think anything's gonna happen...i hope...plz no I can't keep up on the beer vs period ratio I usually have tonight Looks faaaaaaaaaaaaar better than the GG one we saw before. What are they trying to prove? Doesn't every family have weekly testicle checks? i didn twatch all , only 30 seconds, had the laughs. dont know much league, but it was worth the look They are like tiny little dentists Holy shit what resolution is this? I'm more surprised at the silver 1K coins Anything with an emote in their name is quite annoying, especially " This looks so overkill for regular gaming Nice! I just happened to be looking for a new tpp wallpaper too.. and in this exact colour scheme... thanks You let someone else play on your #1 ranked warrior ( My lord... I'll be right there! Um iv played for about a month, 4 lvl50's raised about 1.5 for guild house and managed to do all this during and after lung surgery.. Did I win the internet? ( So, on a serious note... are octopuses able to eat crabs? Are you TRYING to make it so anyone you try to sleep with will just say "Nope" and walk out of the room once the shirt comes off? I've been in this pool before Whoa, I don't recall the golden potato mentioning a daughter. That Moms heart thank you! this sounds a little like what happened with us. we were apart for parts of the summer, he came back, and we had lots of sex. it seemed bigger then, but i also hadn't seen it in ahwile. took a break for a few days with being busy, and it was like wtf Poor guy, I didn't know you could push a testicle back to the start I was at a job fair for a local company when I was 16. My dad was with me (pretty much because he had to drive me, I was still on my learners permit) I'll never forget sitting there at the table...filling out my application...and hearing the nigger next to me ask his mom how to spell "Pittsburgh." If I remember correctly, I just looked up and gave my dad a Bellevue had 8. I got the last one. If only they could pass the drug test. This is a fundamental issue of the American culture. Sex and even female pleasure is viewed as vulgar, bestial, unfitting of humanity, because God might disapprove. I wonder why God got so mad when Adam and Eve suddently covered themselves tho New York is actually colder than Talinn right now! MY SOUL LOLA, MY SOUL How come? Like... avocados? ... well Maxwell certainly seems to be enjoying herself. gehts halt scheißn > I wonder why God got so mad when Adam and Eve suddently covered themselves tho ALL OF THE WEDDINGS I'VE BEEN TO. How do *any* of us know we're asleep? My god, I can see his balls when he's running on the stairs I read it as want to buy as a girlfriend? They're both in hats... Is including the entire color spectrum really necessary? No I don't mind shippers, just the ones that make it like she will change him into a good guy... I hate that in any case, so here too. Edit: or the ones where he suddenly stops it all for her. The last pic... Illuminati Amazing!!! Finally bought a kitchen weight (as per a redditor's suggestion at the beginning of the week) and turns out I was (obviously) miscalculating my protein/fat/carbs/calories intake.... Who knew two chicken leg quarters had 90gr of protein but also 90gr of fat! (Moving to chicken thighs from now on, less fat...) also according to myfitnessplan app, that was circa 1000cal just there... /u/CSGO_STATS_BOT what have you been smoking man Flowsick in C9 ?! At least she didn't buy the $100 one. Hmm? Duet? so if you go to the moon and moon someone... is it called an earth? That's three rulebreaks in this thread. Your next will earn you a ban. Holy obnoxious feedback, Batman! I love this Her face. You do all that stuff with your pets? Maybe this year I came in like a wrecking ball? I thought this was a post about me Looks like a giant wave of beer Oh wow thanks... how many people didn't read the **rules** this *time* No, the most dedicated and depraved nerds are the Gentoo guys, they have to compile everything. me... but I just found 3 Sacred Harvester in 15 minutes What if they ate all the goats What or Who is she trying to jack off The custom CSS on the ProjectToronto stream is sick! I did but... I have no idea why I'm here Can it really be called a puzzle then? that is freaking insane ... Two smartwatches? Milk without signature lips? You must have had enough sleep now! What is so difficult to understand? You're 13 Lucca is always a yes to me. Hey, that's my line. That KSP shortcut! ( Damn son when did he put the C4 on luigi? Well in bulk they would get a discount. I payed $2500 for mine. I assume from private investors? I know of a couple grow ops that bought like $700K worth of equipment is the n64 really 19 eyars old so? Same here If we follow Serranos analysis (Serranos and all other great minds of the Earth) then the markers are relays and not sentinent I've heard Hardek's lane Koshka mentioned several times now, and I'm really finding it hard to believe. Do you happen to have any videos so I can witness how this is actually done? who the heck eats the shell Isnt [[in the web of war]]>ogre? wait what? I didn't notice it I haven't encountered any yet since I am that far in the game. You might be right though. Just get reduced to 70% but there is still the 10% innate crit of every unit, so they could still remove the limitation? Would actually be nice if you could put some links or whatever of streams you like to watch on the front page You don't deserve the title tacos in a person? > That lite dressing evens it out. Seeing these makes me think they are what Andrew Ryan used to create his Plasmids in Bioshock... What is that little girl mod? wtf What is happening? I have no idea what Indian coding is. I was talking programming. oops. I saw a shiny and clicked on it . . . a mew? really not sure why they would use 3 snipers on an anti-eco round Nothing There are "female only" hostels in Austria?! That slash! "Not very effective" my ass, game! It just two-hit-KO'ed Onix! By some accidental miracle I ended up in Plat I this week Wow, thanks for the link. So much information Can't believe this is a real thing Half Life 3 So I was singing "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite" in my head, and I read the title for this post just after I thunk-sung the "solid ground" line.. Just. Wow. So then how do you know if they're changed I feel...weird after watching that. Several times I just looked at the Wiki page for that and thought "I understand some of these words...". Gotta catch them all. Complete set of NIB NA and at retail price. Really hoping I don't miss out on the Wave 4 Preorders I second that suggestion. I was so surprised that you still had them with those prices Unffffffffff. Are you sure you're paying the concession rate? a daily concession is $3.76. Who? I tried that before, and I thought only ASCII characters were allowed Under care instructions on the website: "machine washable" I gotta say I envy the fact that you're not waist deep in this fandom b/c I have no idea how I got here or how to get out Insurance covered SRS, social acceptance, and television advertisements....now found in mangas.... Keeper of the Lake last boss has a DPS check? what happens if you open the gates then anivia walls it off and keeps the gate open? Holy jesus we seriously have dominated the Metro division this year. Is this XCOM: Long War Subreddit now? I didn't even notice until you said something, odd. Us people getting to look at this should be the ones thanking you two~ :3 ^^I ^^guess ^^they ^^really ^^did ^^blend ^^together ^^ Have you seen the videos of that table though? Plz dont write my name in the book Is that a Hedgehog Toy? I haven't read that, but if it tops *The Gap* then I'm not sure that I would want to. That was just... It's a work in progress. (> and I thought my 4 kill M2A4 match in RB was good Females see Kuja and wish they were males. Straight males see Kuja and wish they were gay. Gay males see Kuja and wish he wasn't straight... (>o_O)> ROY'S MY BOY (> (>o_O)> LE BUDGET MEME HAS ARRIVED (> Yes, if the rear axle was behind the fuel tank and the rear bumper was removed from the vehicle. Maybe Korea just makes up their own splash arts Fuck yeah!,,! Followill just said RJ has 10 boards now. posting must've been 15 seconds old too late it has spread over the world (~ I have the great chance to still be living with my mother and she don't want to complain because she don't want it to get worse (they could be mad and make even more noise or something.) Please tell me how you made this Okay, so for the tooth fairy, you leave her a tooth that fell out. What do you leave the boob fairy? Those are both gorgeous! Guess I'll be heading to a bridal shop with fingers crossed they have a sample in the color and style I need, or have rush shipping. I have 11 weeks. Jared Leto is 43 years old sounds like the scene with the hand from The Howling Mance Rayder froze by the Bastard of Bolton At 1190 AD, what the heck Well 52 days It almost looks like spilled rice Also, I have seen it posted here before, but its a subtle and clever bit of trivia. Unless it means something For some reason, this one is as mesmerizing as usual...but somehow annoying at the same time. professor chaos's tec9 was pretty much god-like that round.. wtf Ash? I've always wondered this Bitcoin? That one guy yelling "Wooo!!!" when they talk about black men being incarcerated. I heard what you said. Ok so I edited the criteria to the teleportation rules. It is a bit far fetched...freaking eyes would be dried out and you couldn't enjoy anything.. Walking around , eyes are bugged eyed Oh I had that shit down. In the turtle van level there was a really tough jump you had to make at the end, if you jumped more than the lightest tap you'd fall into the water and die... Well, I did like you, but *Dancing Queen* has been stuck in my head for the better part of an hour, now, thanks to you. Prob just retarded. ..I've had B&Ms tell me "they're authentic Infinites".... Oh wow Her hands look as big as her head No. I have never even used Omegle. I feel you as I have no idea who half of them are either Not you too Amo! I agree though, I did mention this earlier. I think most people prefer the old fashioned way of receiving their pokemon, but I never did hear about the QR method until yesterday. Funny story, thrice, THRICE I've had girls do the arm touchy thing. Brush my shoulder when I tell a joke or bump elbows playfully, all that. I ask em out, "oh no, I'm not really into you that way" of "really? I thought you were gay" I think if you accumulate all of the viewers in the world the figure may be well over a billion... Only Indian population makes a billion where watching cricket is of more value than drinking milk for a two year old ... .... and the scary bit is there's people like these walking around, who go out of their way to do stuff like that..... Wait there's a tear/water effect to the Pharos mask? Why was the dog there when he was jacking off? ***Where's*** glitter? Any girl who does that is immediately a scumbag stacy This wouldn't have been so cringey if they just left it at that first joke. Ugh that face squishing and baby talk makes me feel gross... No worries. I'm going to hand in all the replies (all current jaw dropping 123 of them, there were only 4 before i posted them here ... He's just hugging it for warmth. Not consuming it The thing that people still buy coz they think its needed to install the OS Nee, leider bin ich nur Wannabe-Deutsch :D I have spent a lot of time living in Germany and I love the country and culture, so I try to keep up with the language, and I come back quite often from my current home in East Europe! Which, by the way, is enraging, as here we have wages *several times* lower than the Western world, but all the products are more expensive... which makes MUA very frustrating a lot of the time. For that reason, going to Germany is really exciting for me as they have all the drugstore brands cheaper and then a bunch of additional ones. And the makeup at the euro store is actually good! I'm assuming this is an SPH simulation? I thought UCSD was all about dat AMR! Leaked /u/toychica nudes Jesus. Its just like the 'rape crisis'. The validity of your stats mean nothing, only repeating them to embed them in peoples heads. Where are you planning on getting overcharged weapons from? ...y..you think you're being censored? how did you turn/roll in the jet so fast like in the start? LOL the game is already ENORMOUS and you are complaining that it is not bigger? Why do you talk to kids instead of living your life ? He's wearing the astronaut suit and is falling through the station Hang on, Chogath has some sort of indicator? When was this? -25 apparently. Did a polar bear try to assault you on your way home? He's got kids????? You're joking, right??? Imagine what a Xi'an capital ship looks like... Two full ad teams is that not a normal amount? Fuck you OP! I thought it would be some sort of nasty response from your contact! But noooooo, I clicked your link in crowded airport lounge! And Carter is on the ducks? Thank goodness she has that shield! Because she has a giant gaping hole in her armor I knew someone who sometime would fall asleep with his eyes open Maybe he's selling it for $0 It's...it's...*BEAUTIFUL* Shit, really? That's damned impressive *** Oh, nevermind then. Are you saying you don't know how to install video games on a computer? Sounds like a creepy Dexter knock-off tried to practice on you. Oh, so he is legal deep learning software able to recognize objects in pictures better than people - its like landing on the moon - 1st time ever was something done better, than any human can do No estoy ahí i5 128 comes out to be $1300 there? Well that's creepy i just realized something... will we ever see a fishman devil fruit? Nothing wrong with a horse, and nothing wrong with horns. But when you combine them together... Yeah just kayak upstream. ( OOC: Is Montenegro your alt? Good thing I don't have a biology class, which means I don't have a life How would subscribing lead to any of that? You have a Swede in your living room? First: hmmm? 0_o // Second: Interesting bit is tons of military folks play EvE. You could literally be pvping a real warrior who has PvPed in RL > ah, thank you sir. Why the hell would i get downvoted for asking why the game was paused. Wait... Me-Mow is a SHE? There's a couple of mental images I didn't ask for... hehe..I've actually got lucky in BRF - Trinket, Weapon and 2 x tier pieces from coins What was it that you threw in there? wtf who offers +1400 on basketball spreads?? I lubs da video games What ... happened ... to ... him ... They are getting pretty good at this recruiting thing hmmmm... You have? Silver IV and you are calling people noobs? The game is a team of 2, forgot to put that in the title You get flamed for picking the #1 most banned hero by far? maybe he forgot he posted it, had another time gap and relived the posting day. I lived in Olympia for about 5 years back in the 90s and there were a fair number of bald eagles nesting on the south end of Puget Sound back then. I remember the first time I saw one swoop down low over the road I was driving on - it was fucking *huge*. And like you, I am also pretty sure that's what happened to my cat. Poor Max. They fucked up so badly they sent you THREE pcs? And told you to keep them?? Man you're one lucky motherfucker The worst part is when your dog comes to you wanting to kiss you afterwards I thought I was the only one on this Planet that actually liked Ghosts Oh yeah, saving 3 floats x,y,z per entity sure is going to create a massive amount of save data i can't tell if you trolling or not I was told that chickens dealt absolutely no damage my midwife says my "birthing window" is may 19-june 19. so, i've decided to freak out march 19th--when baby could show up in 2-3 months. Lol, what about it I mained Guardian on SWTOR aren't they tanks? The amount of DPSers that just zerg-rushed ahead into mobs then moaned at me for not pulling aggro was amusing, especially Hammer Station and the one after it... OOC: Wait, is Val dead? No! Did you exhaust the devil pool? Or how did you do that No, thank *you*, I didn't know these statistics!! Am I going crazy? Will have to relisten Mila Kunis double. But what if the baby is a zombie? > whoa I know that this does not contribute to the discussion but I can't stop looking at your pet. So I can literally rape a woman with my eyes? ... wait, what? I have that reputation? You think China is capable of uniting the world into a Star Trek-esque future? ... How'd you get 60 of them? Yeah, you're the third wheel already and *of course* the Asian needs to go with the other Asian. People do this? What does that say? "Not none?" What does that mean? League of players....you play a player playing a champion wait what Ooooohhh... I haven't seen another Iowan since.. 2 months ago Can you imagine his forehand? I had to double check on the timestamp. You beat me to this by a half hour. this isn't how screen resolution works I have greenscreen(although it's something no other popular streamer in HS does). I didn't know capture card was necessary to use camera Je pense que notre hobby va effectivement très bien au Québec, par contre, il est vrai que les médias sont encore trop peu informé sur ce qui se fait ici. Ya de plus en plus un intérêt de leur par d'en connaitre plus, mais on a encore beaucoup de chemin à faire. Combien d'entrevue j'ai terminé en répondant à une question de ressemblais à "Et toi, quel est ton pion favori au Monopoly"! Slayers now too? is that a lot? It's behind me, isn't it? This is such a strange concept to a US resident. Yeah, I'm taking a break for the day >.> I still have stuff to do tomorrow though After two years they decided to clean up the space. I know 50 She's beautiful. Who the Nil leaves THAT outside? Holy shit, in the first picture half of the beasts legs are blue Master arm on while still on the ground? That's... a really good summary Oh yeah. Just noticed the Thai script. [Boza somehow became mega popular in 2 hours. ** Woooow yeah that is as textbook as they come Cap? Mr choco bites is you? oops, have never seen one in my life I think you cooked him a little too long, he looks a little burnt. Ive never heard about putting PSU on different voltages settings I found several scans of the manga online and read the first issue, holy crap. Are there any orcs nearby? I usually just put a healthy scoop on top of some eggs. But then became so engrossed in a show , I look down. Empty tub. meh, I enjoyed season 5 the most since I've started playing (early season 2) its still open I don't know if I'm high or if the OP is high I wish my Katon would crit 2k like that Hey, uhhh you there still? That first one doe... Why hasn't the bot come at you for not have a flair? lol great pic...I just hope that the cookie monster doesn't show up and point a gun at me while im working out I thought that was made up, like that metal Adamantium for Wolverine's claws... If the Windies would open with Russell & Gayle(oh his good day ofcourse) Counters take skill because if you whiff a counter, a horrible punish is coming Alright, that's pretty creepy. Hope you blocked that!! Huh interestingly enough FC has 50% proc coefficient. This might actually work Wow , just checked the scores. Gayle I was really confused by this scene too. At first I thought he was just wrapping up his hand... and then I was like last time i had one it had a smooth creamy texture. it was disconcerting When were you a prick to me? Can i stop by around uhm.....uh...tyring to remmeber what day today is I mean monday - wednesday i work I'm not even exaggerating about her skills/stats though :/ That actually is a weaker version of how strong she is at full power Wat? Is that bird giving us the bird? Wat? the fuck Looks more like a i cant sleep.... auucchh thats hurt, why?? Holy sh#@&t, 1e75 gold just for start His eye is terrifying Personally, I like it how it is. Okay, so in my infinite wisdom (don't laugh) I thought I knew what phrase to search for on Google to get the result that you desired. Well, it turns out "naughty elves" is basically just Christmas themed erotica Wow, should be interesting and weird with bacon Past stuff? Thundercat is a she? This caused images in my head to appear of fatties everywhere wearing bras all over their bodies to hold all their rolls. Seriously? > Holy sh#@&t, 1e75 gold just for start lol dem pie charts who just say "i want" "i want" "i want"... J'ai pas encore trouver le temps d'y aller Damn. Wat. OMG rofl, I've just downloaded 16Go, but my bandwidth isn't big enough Even with the new launcher? I am fine with having like, 2 max days of trolling and fighting, cuz they do want stuff to be interesting and not predictible. But Tom was just running spamming apples and stealing items its says2 comment but i cant see the first only mine What if they're actually blinking but only when you do so you never see them blink No, but I need it too! Whenever I try this I always wind up reading the whole book Cryoseism is the culprit, my friends. Just another lovely FU from Mother Nature this winter, nothing like a dose of sleep deprivation to make navigating the ice & sub arctic temps more fun! Yippee! Correct. I don't worry about it, because my car has things like side curtain airbags, a collapsable steering column, and a crumple zone. Oh Yeah 'cause the NSA doesn't spy internationally... I felt so upset when reading this I almost down voted this before realizing I'm not down voting the IBM exhibition, but the poster I would be okay with just a constant 30-40 FPS What in the fucking fuck is going on here? But I am a straight male Everywhere Dat pocket handkerchief Agree, both moments were for me on equal footing. However, the Red Wedding kind of made me like Evangelion is nowhere near hentai. So, I watched the full replay of this match to see what was going on from the perspective of Jinx. What I saw was a Jinx who kept getting caught out weirdly as though they'd never played her before. The first time she ults, she aims it at the Krugs she's fighting Maybe it's because one of the two in the photos was actually a Mew using transform... Slaine is in the best guy contest? I went there like 3 times and didn't see him That target selection though Okay, did some looking, and TIL Kilowag Shredder and Sai Sahan are all voiced by the same person, and that MALCOLM FUCKING MCDOWELL is Molag Bal. But you're silver 1 ? isn't dirty bomb down now? Realistically, there's a good chance there will be a world war 3 within our lifetimes. How convenient that dirt gathering tanks are coming aswell. I never considered that this might be a thing, but yea... I'd freak the fuck out if that thing came walking towards me in a dark alley That gameplay footage. Holy shit. Is that somebody's cell phone number I just waited. Tried asking the other people in this sub but I got downvoted and no one replied for some reason. So the Ak5 isn't an AK? And the DMR-kit removes 105 out of the AK's total 120 ammo, leaving you a measly 15 rounds? what if he actually was taking a shit. O_o .... okay this is disturbing At 85 range my kills are slower with pipe and addy darts than with my diamond bolts and rune cbow What does it mean if it shows I've been to places I have no recollection of going? I don't mean like a gas station down the road. I mean a road trip clear to the other side of the country. I spit yogurt on my computer because I laughed at this so much. The messed up part is that I was eating an apple Suddenly Chandler looks like the lovechild of Jay Leno and Alec Baldwin ..... A PHD in playing recorder?!? My point still stands So… Hideaki and Hisao are Shizune's kids? Did it ever occurr to anyone that OP is about to go on a killing spree and we just made the playlist they'll be listening to when it happens? He has a condition None of that is true I struggled over there with coffee. So many extra cups, and they'd get all " Have you gotten yours yet? They're so adorable You buy 15 dozen eggs at a time and you don't eat at home? Where are you eating them? Why. That scream from Suarez I have to go home and go to sleep. I'm still awake. To them, its the same thing. Elements will be now best of teams. Krepo and Rekkles bot. Will definitely be trying this tonight ... is the guy with the robot foot that one dude from dawson's creek Right?! I could just go drive and get some... it's exceedingly tempting, especially since everything at my work today is making me make this face: Asha really looks like a villain here... going as far as to hide to Leez that her brothers are alive Where did you learn x^a is linear? so it doesn't hurt? Holy mother of Joseph that sause That shirt.. Holy shit! That thing looks like a hand What if the man we've heard for years is just a hired voice actor, and the real man behind all the thoughts & content is a recluse who hired someone else to do his voiceovers, we've never even heard the real WP... i just want to grab it and set it down gently on a stable flat surface Just picked up SAO. But I have to finish P4G first. Who's to say Dean isn't working with the Rams too without the knowledge of the Raiders and San Diego. How are you never out of these great ideas? ok i'm a oldsql guy, but how the fuck does a 15 year old get to spent 500 bucks nowadays? Oh! Looks like abstract art work Didn't click the risky link...I read the comments though oh shit, that one ending in 88 is right down the street from where I currently pay $2600 for a 1 bed 1 bath apartment Looks like a giant wood plane that's not how it works I first thought this was some kind of really bad drown graph showing the prize money growing how did you take the plastic off of the cardboard backings without ripping the cardboard? For some reason i couldn't level them past 557 Why is this here? That vote count on Okabe though o_o_ but what if they did Doesn't that completely disappear with a black background There are risks for those? Are they not just ultrasounds? Did her ear get ripped off? .....I'm not sure what to think, am I going to hell for laughing at this? You're right, that does make it even more creepy... So is this for Europe or is it in Europe Rules Have you seen the show? You dont know why a student nurse is not allowed to be hands on in an OR or ICU? O_O I WOULD PEE MY PANTS!!! Did you call the police? Oops, after posting, I noticed 9 pawns. Mega brutal I still kited that TB sounds click-baity... Thats what I read too, and my first batch were my attempt at that but everyone reccomended rectangular frames Well there's Zephyr ('traitor' of the guardians) and Ulkina (aspiring guardian siding the gods) and eventually Selena (her enemy) when Group 1 and 2 merges. ... that REALLY can't end well unless Ulkina's kept in check, if she starts acting up. I see you everywhere Damn how did you manage to customise Unis this well Landeskog fought Weber What the hell is wrong with the video? Huh? You play the game to run into these? Sword of the Occult Uh wow, I love these Yeah Doc with customs is a monster Coughing black stuff Coughing black stuff (As a person who wears glasses) Rubbing my eyes with both hands at a moments notice Literally couldn't watch. I finished work the day before it was due... I never do this I clicked How does that, erm, happen? Of course they did. I mean, how scary would it be to have a big hairy guy who throws telephone poles for fun charging at you with a freaking clay-more while naked!?!? Oof I screwed up and only gave 0.5 bits. Oof I screwed up and only gave 0.5 bits. Oof I screwed up and only gave 0.5 bits. Oof I screwed up and only gave 0.5 bits. Woah...you aren't kidding Your torso looks like batman's what the fuck are you talking about?? How am I, in any way, preventing anyone, at all, in expressing themselves?? Is that... An actual product Saw your comment text first, went They're at $1 cad now No way! Can't remember the name of the song, but it has lyrics about running faster than someone's bullet. Sometimes song lyrics go too fast for me to comprehend them so I just assumed that this song was peppy. But then someone pointed out the lyrics to me and... But what if this was the first part of his seminar. Did you catch the bit about Yes Means Yes being rolled out federally? My eyes are kind-of buggy with puffy lids (my dad has them too) but I wouldn't try and get my eyeliner as close to my eye as possible so it made it look 10x bigger, like Sounds like s throwout bearing having its time to me for your car that or really bad gear oil. But gear oil usually causes chatter on certain gears, ive seen changing gear oil actually move the chatter in gears. I had car the that would chatter going into reverse, changed the gear oil and it moved to 3rd The fuck Did you even try it before asking? OOC: Agreed. I was like I knit, but the charts are scary. I hope we can have intergalactic ship races one day, just like the sparrow racing idea they considered, but haven't decided to put in yet. I just realized if you played that scene backwards, the hulk would be throwing iron man. It looks like Sonic meets Super Monkey Ball That sales tactic is smarter than Steven Hawkins on dope = Julie Bitch-shoppe amirite XD Oh my god my roommate can be like this sometimes. Ricken...and Panne...? OH GOD MORE DRAGONITE Oh God I hope you didn't really mean "killed" and she got you your 3rd hamster or something! saw his graves a few hours ago, he was so fucking fast i went What happened to the video? I want to see you've made an undead chicken? Chalk it up to boredom not possible. i mean jesus non stop? god > Aber mich wunderts auch immer wieder... als letztens in einer Englisch-Vorlesung ein Lehrer ein Video über Reddit als Beispiel gezeigt hat und fragte wer das kennt, war ich von 60 Studenten der einzige der aufzeigte. To me it's a fantasy that I would like to make real. A couple days ago when I was toking it out with a couple of people that I am getting to know, there were three older people who came late to the party where two of them formed a couple. It was this really pretty, tall girl and this not-so-tall guy and I just remember her taking complete control like rubbing her hand on his thigh an extreme amount and it just reminded me of old times with my past girlfriend and how I wish I still was like that. It might've had to do with me being high, but I felt extremely nostalgic. I think I stared too much as well, being high af Nobody talking on the nerf tower will gave after the shut down ? 175 to 50 and 150 to 50 is pretty damn High Any reason for that strange stylization of Tony's name im not taking it to court I agree, it's not a bad thing if reading isn't someone's hobby. I don't read simply because I don't enjoy it. Omg this needs to be a custom skin . Both of their purpose are even the same :O . One is a healthcare companion , other is a caretaker Yeh... That's hard to find nowa days ...how the hell else do you reach shift when using wasd? That must be a joke. I don't believe in things like that from the internet. Why Red Dead Redemption 2 when it was already a sequel to Red Dead Revolver? anyway youd consider doing a megaman x mod for a megaman for me And here I thought the glasses removal was the best improvement to Elimo-sensei's art. How do i get that java 4k client Ok, I guess this is not about living in La Spezia anymore? Are you new on the interwebs? haha, happened to a friend of mine: he was visiting UK and they took him to a supermarket to show him the conveyor belt at the check out I can see you going to a masquerade party in this... Man that sounds like a hot story! I should go back into writing... 2x4gb, i would love a 2x8gb 295x2 How do you sign up for that? what.... Bellona didn't get removed? Mega Rapidash Or maybe it's playing dumb and planning something diabolical If I was a multimillionaire I would back this guy just to see what actually happened Jesus fucking Christ, did he really write that? Whenever a discussion meeting (aka shakabuku meeting) didn't have any guests in attendence, the standard course was to chant for an hour (to get guests at future mtgs BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK Didn't...didn't we already know this? Blizzard stated in the previous patch notes, "Hey guys, Murky needs some work, still" which, to me, means, well, they're going to work on him, still I was bored, posted this joke probably 40 times across 5 different vids about 2 hours ago Where did u buy the mask and hood So you want to change Unwavering Stance by adding a nerf to block (<-- RNG based damage reduction), but in return add a RNG based damage reduction mechanic to it? How can you step aside if there's no room? Using title case? Holy shit! What the... This was my exact story (even the two Furies part Why does every mock draft have us taking a WR. When the hell was the last time we drafted a receiver in the first round If it's about Gomeshi, then they really *are* whining about having to get consent first. That looks an awful lot like a missing texture Imagine taking the SRB's out of the freezer and then having to launch before they melt Ouch -2 is pretty savage for this sub, Yeah sadly people's freedom ment nothing to super powers, both of west and east, and they used us and others as pawns in their games. What was even worse is how we got "liberated" from ourselves in 1968. People wanted more freedom, maybe more democratic socialistic state, but alas again we were denied to right to decide our fate as Russian, Polish and other Warsaw pact tanks rolled into our country Politics is not about being truthful? Why would you hide any of that sexy goodness?!?! Are you a wizard?! I doubt they would merge the servers if 96+ was in every battle but yeah I agree if that was the case I wouldn't want to find out what my already terrible ping would jump to. Yes, I imagine it is quite hard to level up three characters when you don't participate in the game's flagship content... This needs context I'm not sure I understood what I just watched... I was excited when I saw "new IP" in the title, just to find out it's another indie game .... something wich confuses me is a theoretically fight between rob lucci and Crocodile ... i mean is a CP9 member stronger than one of the 7 warlords? 2450...... is this the freakin sale price? what the hell is it gonna cost after the sale? [M] Now you are making me worried I can fall asleep anywhere, at any time, under just about any conditions. I once fell asleep in math class while leaning against a wall (My teacher made me stand up because I was falling asleep. EU NO I just FREAKED THE FUCK OUT at work...I can't function right now I don't keep track of time, but I watch the tachometer. I generally keep it between 2-3, but it's between 2.5-3 when there's heavy street traffic. I don't want to be that guy slowing everyone down in order to eke an extra mpg out. On the flip side, my co-worker routinely accelerates like a snail, often attempting to merge onto the freeway doing 40 mph. Im Nidoqueen (which is kinda strange cause im a boy Is there actually an animated series? "Here's this story that has nothing to do with legos except that I had built one nearby in that same day." ...Duckfat-popcorn sounds AMAZING I count 28 firearms in the photo. Considering they are almost all heavily customized ARs, SBRs, or suppressed, I'm going to ballpark an average cost of about $1,400 per firearm. That's roughly $39,200 in firearms. ... why is it always attack helicopters, specifically? Is there some pop culture reference I'm missing here? Or did some guy force that meme until it took off? Yeah so much fun, the lottery was really something good, too bad other people ruined it with their shady scam on other servers though :\. On phoenix we don't have these blackjack spammer thingy i never met one Wow the shit got sour pretty fast. There's no way they could cover up this massacre so I'm assuming similar operations are carried out across the country. Once the cat is out of the bag they're gonna have a hard time explaining everything to the public It's straighter than the banana at least. Keep loosing. It might be true for some eye colors or skintones. I've tried for ages to make many shades of blue eyeshadows and eyeliners work, and it always just makes my blue eyes seem colorless, but I finally gave in and tried copper - holy shit, they are actually **blue**. I'd never considered that blue eyes could even look good, and here they are being all vibrant like a picture, it's crazy. Now I'm trying to subtly reincorporate some blue into warm eye looks but it's difficult, seems like they lose all color if blue gets within ten meters of them Wait, you drew all that stuff in 60 seconds? That's.... impressive. Hey how come you have a sword? My hero has a spear What did I just read? i thought that car at the end was going to hit it Why does it look so weird? Six hours What am I looking at? Yesh. But for some reason it appears cracked. O_O Maybe in the shipping? Not cracked where anything will come out, just looks like it's cracked. We thought they were cool and be good to see what he was up to and what the problem was... Nah, I used it for one night... For a total of 5 mins, I couldn't stand it. I still can't see it but Reddit Notifier did for a moment... aaaand so what if we pretended for just a second that those weren't branches, but pincers instead. You mean jittery? No fucking way it's 700 keys What do you mean? everyone one of those players besides Dupuis became douche's in Pitt uniforms. How do you not win a cup with that Lineup You'd better deliver, I'll be watching you Well, well, well, look at you, Bio-major. I bet you're just waiting for someone to ask why so you can tell them about the X and Y c'somes. I see you. Stay black....unless you're not. In which case you should stay what ever ethnicity you are. I guess what i'm really trying to say is all races are cool, you know? In their own way. And like you shouldn't just go hating other people because of their skin color. Like, i wouldn't follow you around a pet store just because you're Chinese. That's horrible...you know? I think i've made my point here..... The legs look like someone pooped in nylons. If I cash a cheque, the money is available immediately. They lost me when they called the SR-71 a more conventional design . . Fucking tell me about it, lol… Proof? And Lagmaron Those breasts tho... Easy way to handle it: burying downvote trolls under all the littles stuffies... alive I hear ya. I walked into one that opened up not too far from my house and was asking about box mods, DNA's, SX350's, anything really and they were like Haha! That drama is awesome! Watching this scene out of context though or a gjallarhorn from beyond You have artists to thank. amazing Seeing as some of her song's are sexual, it could mean like a moan or something who the hell uses reddit on xbone That can not be true that's some serious packaging...with love~! Kirby is a baby and sucking up other dudes? You're welcome. There could always be worse things to happen. Lots of F4 haters out there ( lockspeed you stay out of this Never thought I'd say the day when Bernard, JJ Barea, Asik, and Brooks are leading me to victory whaaaaaaaaa? Oh archive? where? Yeah, I was really confused and was like: "Care to explain? ...I have apparently been doing YO wrong since I started knitting. Look at all that plot Um... If you think that's severe you'd be shocked by mine! you took out your eye and kept it on her? I'm sorry, what percentage of a group should *already be actively engaging* in an activity before you deem it responsible to teach them how to do said activity safely? 30%? 90%? Certainly not a real New Yorker! I have been here for a year and a month, and I walk down the street like :O and that's...a vac ban Right as a read this it reached that part and I can't stop laughing for some reason. I was all like Free really?? 10 year olds!? Oh god, perfect tease I think he's alledged of hitting a woman in a walmart or something ( Some would have access to a second Lexida. Hey how are you able to submit stuff? It's submissions restricted. I could hear Huni, Reignover and Yellowstar, but wasn't sure if Febivan said anything during those fights. Also Im nt sure if I heard Steeelback at all or not It's all so... *shiny*. Thanks so much! This really helped sort some feelings out for me, and makes sense really. Wow, this is late replying. I apologize Oh, crap. I didn't know that's what you were talking about wtf how would you even get past silver with trackpad As if being a mom automatically means you're less smart... or whatever. That's looks... exactly like the M8 Suggestions on how to do it right i am noob xD wtf are these prices... Wow. I'll be seeing both of you again That ending to G1 tho Did we just go askreddit meta with this? Reading that jumbled my brain they are up 15-14.. It took me a while to process that, but... how do you even cut the glans off in the first place? Wtf? Where do you live? this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. ianal Ya got windows don'tcha?! Just stick your camera out of it and start clicking pics of birds damn it! I need my fix! wait does cakeday mean the day you joined reddit? I thought it was your birthday Oh, alright. Missions removed? Even though 60FPS seems smoother Uhhhhhhhh. Dat outfit doe. And gusset pic. When Leonardo Dicaprio wins an Oscar, "fuck sugar paper? wouldn't that just get sticky under your fingers When others were braking he was throwing down the next gear 4 Million? holy Cow How come the spinning thing doesn't break the braces? " I did this! I have been told to please uninstall the game and I replied with kindness and lots of <3 and you know what? The troll actually shut up! Oh my god, make the feeling of spiders crawling all over me stahp! I thought solo and party mmr were independent Kudos, although I find it astounding that this fact had to be clarified at all Oh my gosh, I had no idea. There's an actual neckbeard Wait, wait, wait! If the universe has a diameter of 92 billion light years, and it is 13.8 billion years old, then either it is possible for matter to travel faster than light (thus theoretically allowing for FTL travel), or the speed of light is slowing down. Must get this sword on crusader I admit I am not familiar with this idolmaster thing. But if it is going to be an add-on that I can ignore then I think I can be cool with that.........................wait does that mean there will be a new SIF game with the new cast What the hell am I looking at? i don't remember being subscribed to this blog... That's the quality one looks for in a woman... Well fuck me, I might be seeing Brand New this summer. Hmm hard to tell, i feel divided :P but it has to be the Leonine Bow i'm using atm(3415.1 DPS) i got him from breaking a crate or something in Act III I think I'm becoming like one Indeed, but holy damn Anna Since when do you have flair? Find it for me Wait what? The hotbar updates? You mean the one with the skills? Like when you use a mount with skills? I didn't notice it changing My step mother had like 4 CT scans in one year...bet she'll take it easy after seeing this This is only fueling my fridge magnet addiction. Soon there will be no fridge. Only magnets. wait... Vincent buff can't be debuffed? really? Green is Nvidia! dafuq? WHAT'S WITH ALL THE ILUMINATI CRAP? Ah. Carry on. Odd, we did this just last night and it worked fine EDIT: why downvoting this? I said the truth. You want to negate it? What a silly thing it would be to lie about Laughed.... On /r/funny? you sir, just wrote the #1 dumbest comment on reddit today that i have read. The Mage's main counter is a favourable match up I think that's sort of normal with toddlers. My mother would call me/describe me as s-h-1-t to my face when I was in my 20s though. Just as before, complaining helped I've gone in the game and tried it again and again. There is just no difference oh well then im sorry, i think i was thinkinh of a different chroma knife guide Did you mean to use this word? Are you getting commission for this sir? Oh my, your comment made me laugh! It was so not intended to have them come off as a couple haha (kinda weird to picture it right now 2 days charge with average use? Do you count average use as keeping it in your pocket? That means Tristana has a big booty right? They still don't serve alcohol to the public on Sundays here in northern Alabama Then is Islamism Islamic? Islamic meaning from Islamic scripture and doctrine? Just wait until you can make the Dios CB Are... Are you saying to kill her? Really? You think it worked on Frost? They look like they have the secrets to the universe in them. Dude, really, we are talking about game balance. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT PALADINS THE DAY OF WOTLK RELEASE! That sounds like something an infidel would say. I do not say this with any kind of arrogance (I play a shitload of control warrior now that I saved up the dust to build it) but you're probably better off just conceding and trying again (unless you're a trooper. I personally never concede because you never know Story mode, arcade mode/picking my faction, online. I. Cannot. Wait. I guess they test the endurance of players on german side DJ Sona - that's the answer I was expecting I think it's weird that we don't see Winterfell on that map. How the fuck do they EVER get clean again?! It is bad enough when you get some on your hands, but THIS is a whole other level of stickiness OH. MA. GOD! Wow...this thread.... Wut?! Same here. Unless he came out of an assist trophy Wow wow wow ! Speaking of the Taiping Rebellion, what is with Chinese civil wars that makes them so deadly? I remember reading that China lost a quarter of it's population as a result of the An Lushan Rebellion during the Tang period! I will probably be struck by a bus, I would be weary of having enough luck to have a complete amiibo collection I didn't realize the lyrics until I watched this and I've listened to it so many times o.m.g. I didn't think you could put Capacitors in Ender IO Combustion Generators. what is this booster/ battle packs he is speaking of? # 300 turns What the hell. (( LOL. Oh god, no wonder the WWE world is so out of date. The homophobia and sexism is scary. And Torino is winning now I have a huge girl crush now Man, Sheik is really getting in there Malz is like the easiest counter for veigar I have the same exact sink and same granite countertop "When I hear the complimentary whistle That greets my bikini by the sea, I turn and I glower and I bristle, But I happy to know the whistle’s meant for me!" Wow, thank you! That would be good advice if this were an online quest lol Brown? awesome, but why does it have AV connectors? But...why does he have that comb-over and collared shirt? Is this what the kids are into? Watching young buys get raped huh nisbeth mvp, cant hit a single zenith blade, and ults 1 when he's lucky ... seriously lcs material ? Why does Shook looked a bit unhappy after the game? I had no clue they were that expensive If you're a woman who also experiences this, why would you write the OP to only pertain to men? damn this site is cool That thing is a monster. It launches a 3-stage rocket from an airplane. What kind of launch price tag is it going to have? How did the 3rd end occur? how are people on PQ41 already Jesus what time do you wake up man? You lucked out bigtime omg, whats next, purchasing from xur from my phone? > .I don't know what to feel Does Stephen Harper even have a personality? I was expecting him to be the next Coach, not the next Brandon He is part of the (Illuminati) I started to believe you, but then I saw your username and doubted you. But it's not even March, so now I'm just confused It is not hard to track, there is a huge announcer voice when an inhib goes down, from here you can just do a simple math... Is this post fake? the suspenders almost look like an...upside down...A! Nox is still very good in my book I need to figure out how to get onto a sorting team, Holy Mary mother of run-on sentence Batman! ( So far it seems that men see blue and black and women see white and gold. What? How? Why? Did you blank out, hit delete then proceed to type in your character's name to complete the action? Why is the dog sitting there? .... sombreros are spoilers for Mexican horse riders. What is this for? Good grief, he's mutated into a satellite dish. Yup, Sayama was indeed the bigger jerk in this situation. However, it was still Maeda who kicked him in the dick, causing Sayama to leave, and him to get fired, I think. That's the promotion's two top stars gone. I'm not positive on the fired thing, but I do know that Giant Baba asked him and Takada to join AJPW, but he wouldn't go unless the whole roster could come with him, so he opted to do the UWF vs. NJPW feud instead...which later was reinterpreted in the west as the WCW vs. NWO feud. TIL that (surprisingly) people who dress up like fictional sci fi/cartoon/anime characters may not be the most well adjusted people. And (again surprisingly) some or most have deep seated sexual issues. It's just government entities, otherwise my workplace would be in trouble Is that technically a crack pipe? Am I the onley one who notice the litte boy in the pic. It looks blue and gold to me I see gold and blue Great article, I never knew about Mapofcoins until this. It's pretty amazing the number of forks LTC has had What the HELL. I see white/gold and then i asked my husband and he sees black/blue??! Are we color blind I like monster hunter because it reminds me of Dark Souls. It has similar mechanics and is portable, I only have 3U and it doesn't have online so I do it solo. This is where 4U improves with Online co-op, I could play with other people. So yeah. yes please :) Lemme go hunt down an oddish. (for the offer of the GTSable Pokeball Vivillon, will it be the choice of the fennekin or the Vivillon?) - that sentence made more sense in my head I have nightmares of this champ imagine if he gets a good ult on the enemy team and hatband traps them all into a Gnar ult Dear God... My next sexual experience involves an ankle deep layer of cockaroaches Wait, wtf? I saw this on FB earlier (just that thumbnail) and it was black and blue. Right now it's white and gold. How do you know what county I live in Your name is food. Two types of food. At the same time. I did but we didn't kick each other in the face Since I have very little dignity left, let everyone know that I earned that nickname after eating an entire box of Froot Loops cereal over the course of an 8 hour shift and then seeing what that much food coloring does to your insides How did you manage to photoshop my general mood onto a cat? Who plays video games when all of that is in the house?!?!?! I need to go to one of these shows. I like the ones where their boobies jiggle and girls make out with each other on stage ALL NA TOO You need a college degree to be a cop in Canada? Her ffffff in body What does feminism have to do with immigration ? Ironically, 1 easily could have easily been explained away by pleading confusion. He seemed to think Argentina was in the Falklands. Instead he attacks. The fact that this is that close to Mount Holly, NC freaks me out, since I live in NC, not that far from Mt. Holly is it just me, or is the knight's arm REALLY long? Like, I see he's tall, but something is seems atypical I... envy you No idea Once upon a time, there was no RuneSpan Once upon a time, there was a skill worse than agility Ahhh. So I play on 1200 DPI and 2.2 in game sens. Do you think that's too high? AI chain-summoning goddesses very fast is bullshit. the only time i lose in the colosseum is because of those. you're supposed to ONLY have ONE bar filled up at the start of the battle. i think they have their goddess bar full *fucking ninja edit* I can feel my word cloud swelling me that's not a typo? is that USD? 700 for a dvd box set for 27 episodes of an anime Honestly, I didn't think they were that expensive due to how often i see them around my town. I just went from meh to< A soon to be GM, he doesnt even need to play with 2 hands OR is it a coincidence How big is your butt? Wow... I have `CLASSIFIED` in my app now as well I love you because you are so much more tech-savvy than I (maybe you could explain the teleporting trackpad of doom..). I love you, because I think you live off of very little, and I know how difficult that can be to just barely scrape by at the end of each week, let alone each month. I love you for how knowledgeable you are in the most extraordinary of topics (faking DNA tests? can you not add? that is not 500k Kudos for Wheaton in taking prompt action! I'd love to see it become a more LGBT-welcoming place. Also, I can't believe that someone thought that throwing *anything* was an appropriate reaction to a question which they disliked. That's a second reason why their behaviour is appalling. wait wot for me it says that he last played CoD AW in 11 december of 2013 I haven't sneezed for 12 hours You were tipping hundreds of time per day (or more)... Define "overboard" how much mesos? Luna desync #Please refrain from depositing. Somwthing's wrong with the Pokemon - it can't be traded. I'm fixing it and will let you guys know when it's fixed. Sorry!! Hi, Please refrain from depositing. Somwthing's wrong with the Pokemon - it can't be traded. I'm fixing it and will let you guys know when it's fixed. Sorry!! Hi, Please refrain from depositing. Somwthing's wrong with the Pokemon - it can't be traded. I'm fixing it and will let you guys know when it's fixed. Sorry!! Hi, Please refrain from depositing. Somwthing's wrong with the Pokemon - it can't be traded. I'm fixing it and will let you guys know when it's fixed. Sorry!! against...good god, man! Hi, Please refrain from depositing. Somwthing's wrong with the Pokemon - it can't be traded. I'm fixing it and will let you guys know when it's fixed. Sorry!! Whoa, at first I saw white & gold... But then I tried crossing my eyes and I got two images of a clearly blue & black dress. I don't trust my eyes now... Wait, for real? Yep, they took me ammo, first aid kits, spool of twine, but also all my metal, and my bottles ( I don't even have a British accent, why would you think that? Mega seems to take forever to load no matter what. It's only a blog post Yes that also occured to me. Or atleast take away the option to turn stuff off completely. Everybody should have shadows, just folks with weaker PC's could have worse looking shadows which would be less demanding on their PC's. Same goes for trees and foliage I guess. As it is now, if you are running on even normal or better, you are basicaly "gimping" yourself which is crazy. I don't want my game look like ass yet I do not want folks snipe me through forest What i'm getting at is the blights in Tundras, Boreal & Temperate Forests, and Arid Shrublands haven't destroyed my trees ever... do blights in Deserts and Tropical Forests destroy trees or something? my GOLDEN moment was the return to undead aslyum , the stray demon looked like the same demon i fought the first time , so i just fell through the floor and even said loudly : Cmon you giant soulfarm ima --- and before i even finished the sentance he pancaked me and im just sat there like yeah sorry mate :'/ what do you mean by around the pin btw wtf I have never had that happen. Rubbed my eye before... but that has not occurred But that is perfectly fine. Many folks agree that WT is best in Simulator or atleast RB. For me that is 100% when talking about tanks. I'm arcade scrub for planes though Written in LUA Did the guy have a trial? Did you testify? I want to know if he's behind bars or not. It's weird hearing that someone has never seen the ocean...coming from someone living in Australia any base is written "10" in its own base The brain tricks itself. Damn autocorrect. Sorry, I was iPhone-ing that one in. ..... 100m away? I've never seen more people disagree with a comment on this subreddit. Congrats! what skillpoint could take 45minutes for TWO Players ? Yeah I've been watching some H1Z1 videos and streams. Definitely gonna give it a go. Im always down to be frustrated.... How is that even happening? Guys?! Why the fuck has our team been reduce to Level 5 Pokemon'?!?!?! "Ok..." Can't view it because... Pornography I mean how do you make black look gold I just might have nightmares about that video. I'm almost sorry I watched it. I woke up with the whole internet watching a dress When I was overweight and drunk all the time I blamed a lot of my discomfort on aging too. Um, I'm 28. I thought it was just AuL not XL Ha! You say "Ice Monster" and what comes immediately to mind is the Abominable Snowman from that claymation Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer cartoon from the 1960s or whenever! Except when HIS intended prey escaped, they left him alone in the cave - WITH NO TEETH I literally dropped my chin, with joy of course, this has made my week, thank you :D, oh and, I just have to do this, pardon me, THE S40 HAS RETURNED She's still a little kid... born 1997 You like the bride/groom of the wedding you're attending? So it is black and blue in photos but gold and white in videos for me.I'm scared. C'est absolument ridicule comme façon de s'exprimer… This guy has like 26000k HP For a minute there I thought you were the healer from my Tam-Tara last night. I am a Scholar main and was leveling my Gladiator alt. This healer was a Scholar who just let the pet heal and did nothing else. I saw him sitting there doing nothing and asked him to DPS. He told me that it wasn't worth it because the damage was low, so he continued to do nothing for pretty much the whole run. I guess in that sense, nothing is obsolete? I AM NOT CLICKING ON THE NEW ONES you can just.. rightclick the enemy you want to attack after q midair That's what you think ! I'll bring you some contact cards but the phone numbers I'm keeping for myself (ﾉ You can take a Chance XL? Aaaaaand sit on my face The gold/black thing I can understand.... but do people really see that as white instead of a different shade of blue? My guess is that NRS (especially EB) is reading this and laughing. They're such trolls...i love them xD And for kharacters I simply don't know Nearly 5' at 6 years old!? I wonder what rank doom bots could achieve. It seems unsurprising that so many children dislike maths - it's almost as if teachers/question-setters at this point are actively trying to mislead or trick children into being incorrect It's everywhere Was that baby smoking weed? wut nice price That's a great idea ! Why does D3 have 3 names listed...He's the only one I've ever seen like that he's dad is actually 1cm taller than him..... holy shit At least you didn't do it in front of a summons like I did Did you not see my edit? dude, you shouldnt be taking in so much water that it concerns you Why does stuff keep popping up from 2 years ago Was that on buildapc? My girlfriend sent me this picture, where is this from and why did she send this to me? I think my favorite was weakness policy Shuckle with power trick Must be lucky, don't remember a relationship without sex Fiora's butt booty got me like Wat? That thing is from my country Johnathon Gallo?? He's in a feud with Taker... what are you smoking? Bug with displaying wrong numbers Grass on Steroids does have a taller grass option. Minor inconvenience... I'm very disappointed in myself because that actually made my donger move a little. how do normal people have sex without showing their penis?? I think I have been doing this wrong my whole life It takes you 5 seconds to attack 5 times? Isn't this the torch skill? Patch 6.1 dropped recently, have not seen this effect before and I've booted it perhaps 15 times since, but it got me excited enough to post this. Sadly I have not yet been able to recreate it, I did boot the game just when windows had signed in so perhaps the drivers burped on me Yay! I have the same build I've only done it with one woman so far, and... yeah, it drives her completely fucking wild. So doing the math, A-Rod's 250mil over 10 years is almost exactly equal to 75 cents a second... He actually makes a little more than that every second... What. Mine wasen't too far long ago. Before I knew it I reached 2B I poked a pin through a piece of paper and looked at the dress through that and now it's blue and black when before I was seeing white and gold. Fucking creepy we do? What Did he...fall through the ceiling? Oh...my god. My husband has been wanting a 3D printer. I think I might let him get one if he makes me a container like this. The only conflict would be is finding a mana spender that could constantly keep triggering the effect of the set. Because I am legit nervous about it - I haven't heard back from test-knitters, it isn't a proper pattern (more of a recipe), and I have never published such a thing before. ... Then why is it under the 7 stars High rank list if you have to be G rank to get it? The most disturbing part is the animation. The knife doesn't even get any blood on it. Walter was in Generations. Whoa, I'm really in love with this man! Especially the revised version This just got taken offline... wow Ketchup IS a... jam!? Your eyes in the last pic freak me out! I came from a place where talking on the bus with your friends or people you know was okay. Someone had to explain to me that talking on the bus in my area here generally means you're mentally ill or on drugs. So its really strange to me how quiet the bus is. this would definitely satisfy my interests Wow that last bit especially Hamada just had to fart in the cramped cabin.... I'm getting married one week after you, I guess I should get started on the timeline I was like so if champions are winning less and less... who's winning!?? Wow if that's per day... I would starve to death what a odd thing to see on a Western Digital company chanel There is no way she is only two years older than me... Ah, that makes total sense. So for some reason my DK2 went into a 120 Hz mode and the double image effect was triggered, I do run my main monitor at 120 Hz. Weird resolution to force a game into though Handyhook? seriously? i never know that it was implemented... He actually dances to the beat I can attest. Can erm...we get a link? Wait, so if I guess and I'm wrong, will I ever be allowed to guess again? While the bottom pic was still loading, all I could think was "Are those supposed to be weeaboo Klansmen? I... This is fantastic I can't believe we are playing a Thomas/Bradley/Smart/Crowder/Jerebko lineup against Jefferson and succeeding We're in "gallons per mile is a reasonable way to describe this car" territory Does Colby have an afro pick? thank you! i know some people will prefer to do less travelign so they can spend more time exploring one place so your suggestions will come in handy. SKY CAFE looks soooo AWESOME I'm... I'm not that high Not sure I understand, it says it's 3.4 ghz saw this wall of text and forgot how to read My God!!! Andaman delivers? (How long did it take to write all that I've been looking at the goblin, actually. Seems like a hell of a thing for the price Yeah, Starcraft II didn't get colored icons even until a few months in o_O thanks for the feed back! lol, if you mean my stache and beard, this is two days without shaving K, that Bacon Scallion Cream Cheese Bagel sounds delicious. I've always had a super frugal mindset and found much comfort in saving and minimizing expense thus my viewpoint, but hell yea if it gets ya lifted! I've never had CO2 oil and now that I found some I can't smoke it because I'm on a t-break! The wait is real Just woke up. How'd Australia got out at 151 I can apply moisturizer and then apply sunscreen right away? *Raises hands* \( I want to thank you for that nightmare fuel. That's not what this is about, hitstun apparently starts at different times depending on port priority during Fox UThroe so chaingrab percents are port dependent. More ridiculous than the fact that this exists is that we just found out about it We can't all be privy to the ways of Spock Only Luka has defined plot. Link??? well fml what the fuck happened? Nope. I figured my dentists never said anything because I thought it was normal! Ok thank you :-)! I make sure to buy legit brands so I hope they would have a shut off mechanism anyways if it tried to overload While on vacation in Seaside, OR, we had some crackers and saw a seagull walking around looking food. Feeling bad, we threw a few out when all of a sudden like 50 appear and were fighting over the crackers. My family and I were like i keep seeing you popping up online, but not on pokemon as That's weird, I wasn't online before, just after I said I was going online in a bit 12/38 fg How different is Khezu in MH4U than in Freedom Unite? Because everyone seems to hate him but he's a piece of cake for me Do people ever actually hit 20 reps on GSLP? Just interviewed his daughter today. It seems like she's doing better about it than some of his fans. The purple guy one is cool but the rest are kinda creepy. they are low-key weapons for the the attack which will take place in the Tower I don't get ti, clust doesn't stack and are unaffected by the monsters defense increase, so why would they be less useful than other ammos What about skåne? Next is the GPS tracker chip implanted in his skull when he's alseep Wut... ...this field can contain arbitrary, random data. How can this break a parser?! Woah, what if Borderlands is in the same world as Fallout, just in a different time setting? Like instead of leaving the Vault in Fallout, you're trying to find treasure hidden there? That title is so appropriate... ...right now you're number 13 on the front page Penetration Tester Hurk. I heard part of the Sefia and Kikuri GGC's horrors, but the Michele and co. one... that's just even worse. Yeah , that was a real knee-slapper! There's *nothing* wrong with her face TIL I have schizophrenia, except I logic it out and ignore the noises as nonsense. "Creepily predatory indeed! But nothing new. Their pattern seems to be on repeat mode or something. Pulled Red Death from an engram @ Rahool today fukking scratchless as well it looks like Exactly like that. Even with the green tag on the lower right. How did you get that much fps ? triple danish tsm the dream I've completed Wave 666 four times now and never had an entire team of engies. Apart from the fact that it's not first person... "Loco we know what you do with your other hand" ∑( Woah... Didn't even know white face existed Who is Leeroy? Huh... Do they update the client? OMG they're so weird!(good way weird) It doesn't work in Chromium on Ubuntu It's already been a year maybe he just couldn't separate his fingers the proper way so he's working with what he's got! I could never do it myself. my fingers just don't work that way.. You...found a captain falcon... Wut What Smike incident That piece of meat.. seemed pretty raw I just took a look at her commission prices They're supposed to update it after 8.3 right? Samson Lee needs to have a face up scale with his bloody head, fort starters... The disdain on shippers is because they often end up being one of the most radical and as a result annoying and painful to deal with fans of a show. The issue is that the amount of irrationally angry internet warrior fans is the highest amongst shippers. Thats not a gender issue either (believe me, guys ship too That revolver flip though So is that like the official fandom name for Pearl fans now? That's a thing? So is human piss not sterile? Any idea why HLTV odds are Denial 70 - 30 Elevate? "sick" Yeah that's what I meant. Imagine how walkers must smell. Especially in big groups. Thank you for leaving a most excellent comment replying to /u/feelixxx asking where the link went in the Daily Discussion Thread. :) I don't know about you, but my reaction was But Chroma keys are more rare than CSGO keys? Not everybody can buy them in-game.....wait whaaaat? You didn't notice when you saw an episode featuring a Canadian terrorist who looks and sounds exactly like Ricky? And that's season 2 over. Tune in in 4 months for season 3 That clutch was intense, like I can't believe we made it through that the way we did Or maybe just maybe, it wasn't Putin who ordered to kill him Gender-neutral but masculine? bakabt, nyaa.eu and aimebytes.tv It's so true! I had ex roomies who did this as well (but female so more passive agressive attitudes Omg mansquirt And then Kyoraku would realize he was Momo. "Wait, what am I doing here, why did I think I was the Captain Commander? No... Captian Aizen... My question is why is the screenshot next to the title an awp If that actually happened... Mine kicks and then pushes off my stomach wall to head-butt my cervix. Oooooowwwww. He can get pretty comical in there when I swear he's got all 4 limbs working at once. Those head butts tho Wut really If you want to post some things I could translate them for you. I'm not sure if I'm up to the task of translating 2 entire books though It was a little bit over an hour workout, that's typical for me. Sometimes I do more, maybe that's why I feel dead? Ha ha thanks for the encouragement LOL. Let me see if I have capacity to work on it next. I have like > 500 emails in my inbox requesting sleep tracking to be added so .... You'd need to play more than fifty battles to research the maus if you do that well every game I must have gotten really lucky with mine. I've seen a few issues pop up, but mine just.. works I would play this. definitely. Thanks - I am indeed in the UK. I'm not sure there's much else apart from Nebido, which is generally for guys who've been on T for longer (not sure what the oil is), or gel, which sounds like a PITA. I only have two left until I have to see my endo again, so I'll keep an eye on it, but I'd be slightly surprised if it was an allergy to peanut oil since I don't have any known nut/other allergies... I only see 2 I'm seriously surprised Aerodactyl is still in diamond 1 Sadly none of those types of units can have support conversations. Would have been interesting if they did though. An army of MUs literally marrying everyone and having an army of Morgans Oh, this! Wife having the blues and GF having kind of a midlife crisis - at the same weekend Wait.... Doesn't Fizz counter zed?? Read the title and immediately thought *Lake Placid* I read your comment before his and was like no that's perfectly fine I feel the same way sometimes. Then I got to the second half Excuse me, fish people? I shit you not, at one point we killed one of them amidst a group of 4, and in the confusion I just ran out of the house and hear them shooting at each other. Wow. That's a real thing. I went into this all Cosmo? Wow, here's an even bigger condescending douche huh? may I ask where in my comment you read any aggressiveness? We don't know she's dead; we never saw her die. For all we know she lived forever. Surely that $1000 is a typo. You can get much newer Blades for that. Did you read the post? where can i get these? I have something like that, but right by my left eye (inner corner, close to the tear duct).. It is like I have a second tear duct.. But it isn't in my eye. Umm you sure that's not called defense? ....No one evolves after a blackout until Gen Six?! wtf its around 9% here just over in NYC I've never done it by accident How many layers do you (or would you) have in this PSD file now.....? Thirty upvotes already?! yeah, especially here in Canada. 3DS games are 45 This seems like a really uncharitable perspective without nuance. Would you mind fleshing it out a bit so I can understand where you're coming from? well I picked the perfect time to check the subreddit after not thinking about it for a month I have no idea. Are you interested in a trade for the gold $5? Oh snap, I just found mine yesterday too. Holy crap, I had to google this. The band's saying it was a hoax by a disgruntled former band member. If that's really the case, I feel bad for all the death threats they've probably already gotten from Pantera fans. I love going down on my partner. Before or after she's been with her other boyfriends. ... Damn, that's some nice information on Exhaust oh ok cool ty! just learned that stores can even be locked Whoa Spit water everywhere with the Garen dance I think she needed to finish the fight in 12 seconds to come under 25 minutes. So total fight time 25 minutes and 2 seconds. Omg someone who also knows the difference between than and then! I'm not alone. HI What have you done so many good choices, 2nd Arnold They're watching... They're always watching Booty all white too Wow congrats! I did 70mi by the portola valley and thought that was a lot, you tripled that Can't unsee You are drunk, go to the gym...wait that did not sound right Looks like they might just play out the entire 50 overs Happy Birthday! And why do you need physical therapy? Did you get hurt??? Thats actually.. Damn well said You got downvoted for saying this? You got downvoted for saying this? Riley: I'm trippin' balls! ( lol.. 2:20 am here .......that part was a joke...... Rahat is also left handed I think it might be a bug? I have 2 aquanites, but i haven't unlocked them I upvote and don't know why I've been using 8 and 8.1 almost since launch and I have no idea what mouse input lag you're talking about. Also, you like Metro? No comments? Oh my god there's a bottle of Monsterbait Underpants that's already over $100 as well. why some names are green? My god, all that flesh... IKR, 'The Man in the Yellow Suit' episode premiered on December 8th. Soon = March 17th What happened to your finger? yeah i get what you mean, happened to me just like that last time when it only went on for about 1 or two days. i smoked an ounce between four people and the after effects of that only lasted like two days......... 10 million times this! Anecdotally the only guy I dated who self-proclaimed to be a 'nice guy' called me a slut and cut ties with me. After things ended up not going his way, we became 'friends' for a while, he harassed me about talking to other guys and then BAM. What is that? Is her thigh really fat? Or is it her hanging FUPA? Wtf people? I meant it as a compliment No that's about it. I'm working on thieving right now myself. I've already lost minor standing with FPR and gained some underworld status. So far its lots of fun, making gettaways from guards, the different stealing nodes and where they are. Although if I spam pickpocket on someone too much I seem to instantly die Why do they cost so much?? Where did all the rage come from?! FUCK I WANT ONE So if Android 18 ends up with Krillin, does that mean Annie will end up with Connie? Captain America fundamentally is on juice. The whole character is based on that Had a guy in clan chat venting about his jungler during a game a little while back. Turned out, the jungler was in our clan too.. dunno if the clan tags are back on the in-game scoreboard yet since I haven't played in a little while, but that.. that was hilariously awkward to watch. Are those red octobers? Why are you warding at 2 minutes? Damn that map is huge! Oh, shit, it's March already I think the worst is "Don't play solo queue if you don't know how to play every role".... Meanwhile in challenger damn where did my new lines go I was going to ask what, and then I saw your username You should see them attempting to move under water Even so, they're still pretty bad for you. Especially the fact that I love wavy potato chips in them Theres a new friendslist You copied my flair TIL the Snake game has an ending >Notice that at no point is there any mention of actually listening to anyone else or attempting to learn from anyone else Hanna is extremely smart. That has been revealed in Season 5 with her telling Caleb she apparently did very well on the "SCT" haha sheffield isn't small /u/totes_meta_bot is 100% responsible for basically sending every single subscriber to my very small sub /r/goodlongposts. Basically every subscriber I have there is from this bot linking back to the subreddit I'm sorry that happened to you, but why in the hell would someone lay down while prepping for a date. I guess we know now... all must die. I feel ya haha. This is the first console Ive had since a PS2 ...which I didn't get until the PS3 was already released Are you really going to feel well enough 2 days after top surgery to do a stream? Well now I need to know. Are the any pornstars that look like this By this argument we should have no matchmaking for strikes either Yeah, we had s really good chat going there for a little bit. I liked when someone came into the chat right in the middle of a discussion on selling used panties on craigslist and was like you mean there is a blue ballsack drawn next to voker? ...but they did the girls lockers too No, that one sold. But it's okay because this car is perfect. :) It's old, but it was owned by an old lady and it's in immaculate condition. The stickers are still on the seat belts from whe she bought it I have to agree, i'm the only guy at my workplace (mothercare - care for babies,pregnant women etc) the amount of attention is crazy I completely agree. His degree isn't from the states or something like that... I assume you have to pass a test or something to be a psych in the US but either way first day I walked in I walked out with 60 1mg kpins second time 90 1mg kpins and 30 10mg ambien then 4th time he tells me he's giving me vyvanse back. I'm not gonna complain I don't take vyvanse everyday so my heart won't pop for at least 5 years I bet They're bit blind and delusional. I keep seeing Sony Fans bashing Xbox One for lack of exclusives (I mean, seriously There's betting in e-sports??? why the odds shifted so much So you mean to tell me that anyone could patent something that hasn't been...and get money from company's like apple...? That is really fucking creepy, borderline stalker behavior, feels staged too Or does he mean to chop off a leg and stick the pig in the fridge? Me too, needles freak me out; I can't imagine having to stick myself every day That takes up the whole room, though. If this is like Bioshock and the King is Comstock, that means that one of the streamers is Andor's father but I want 20 different Katanas!!! The fuck? Yea but what does it imply? How do they sell the items if they've returned them for credit? Why is this the one comment that gets heavily downvoted while everyone else gets upvoted? Happy cake day! #5 I don't know where to go from here... I didn't lay down a tarp on my bed My parents were out of town and I figured it was the perfect opportunity (super cliché I know). It was her first time and we'd made a considerable mess. I casually left my room and found my sister and FIVE of her much older friends cheering for me. If that wasn't embarrassing enough I then had to pull my sister aside and ask for her help with how to wash sheets or.... tortured to death by [Manga Spoilers](/m "Zackley") ( The holes on that thing looks to be a nightmare if you have stuff crust in em etc. U scare me Wow, they sure hate overalls that is really high Why on Earth would you want to replace the best music in the game? Been doing this today, having a blast! Running UR with Swordbreaker and Found Verdict. Still looking for a legendary solar shotgun though. Received 2 legendary shotgun drops today, both Secret Handshake, both void I come here to comment and +5 more comments while I log in He might be lurking......Gwen Stefani style... "Boob poop" now that sounds really wrong. Dude, get some levels with those souls Well you're still a scumbag but this story is tragically entertaining. If your sister has any sense she will go no contact on you and the guy and seek therapy because holy yall are too old for this batman Whatever they are the sound of them creeps me out It's not even that high My dad shaved off his beard after having one for 30 years. It's still weird. I look him and it's like, half his face is missing. ~~Uh... pretty sure that's a rooster.... Wait, he showed you what to do and you still didn't get it? What has DM to do with any of this? Holy I had a slow moment at work. Currently getting a bit drunk before I go back Bubbles..... That QSS on the Annie made literally no sense I'm not scared of you. Im scared reading this post is gonna make me start seeing them I learned long ago to never get excited for a game, regardless of how good the trailer looks. Especially if the "be excited for these games" list includes Just Cause. Harden with the straps Bruce Lee effed his back up royally doing weighted Good Mornings, and he never fully recovered for the rest of his career. Wait...what? I think my eyeballs stretched more than my butthole did during that shit, as I was crouched over the bowl going you need to include way more stuff in this post, like the ip for example so people can actually join Had to look it up. The height on that alistar knockup Gotcha, sorry. Long day/weekend of engineering relearning. are you in the wrong thread? A mortician. HE'S STILL GOING~! Ouch that's painful to hear. Why dafuq you need to pay for the mistake they made? $50 just to downgrade? That's like only few clicks in their technical system and they charge such amount? Alright TweetDeck is shut down until I get to watch The Walking Dead now. MINE TOO! If you breathe, does it use oxygen? So far so good! Somehow managing to do well in physics Weird, he doesn't die when he goes over? thats silly. top + bottom gives me 6 more slots than a bath robe + its lower level What? Currently saving for the 24 L and now seeing this. What do I do About what? Ironically, so is my probation officer in Florida Bat-shit crazy prediction: Kessel to Buffalo for their 2015 first round pick. WHY? Holy shit the 2nd season was in 09? Chili peppers! Never tasted them myself but somehow felt fitting for my sona. Anything below 60 is cold to me. BUT ERMAGERD IM SER WERM RERT NER. We're the neighbors romani?? Yeah I used to have one o' thems too (mohawk I mean) and having to gel it everyday was a pain in the butt. But I did it, because I looked too much like Skrillex if I didn't You might be in the wrong sub psycho pass is going to have a game Teach me your ways master. Hehe... I still have my e8500. Might do a giveaway... It's a great Dual-Core I don't know much about welding but the top posts have me going Lmao and Mx edited it to he xD. When I read it i was like hold up Is he about ready to fall? What the fuck... implies he plays support blitzcrank: has to specifically mention "support" blitzcrank. I-i need to stop reading and thinking about getting laid and actually do it, it seems... lol I browse the site from time to time (less than reddit mind you), but didn't realize some people hated it so strongly. Why...why have I never thought of this I want B!!! Sooooo it's got a UR kayo chin and my sister loves kayo chin. We tried her solo yolos to see if she had that sibling luck but not 1 SR has popped up after 12 yolos I know right? ( I came even before I was in her. Nope! What is with the sound??! Joder que falta de escrupulos los tuyos.... Yo hubiera muerto de nausea y urticaria ahi.... Did you type all that out? Holy shit, yeah, I didn't see him at all during this episode! ik man its crazy im still shaking I believe so. I just found a link calling him both names and I read it was his fathers name. How the shit do you self-qualify for a PHD? Gzgz man :) I was arorua I won $1505.60 and I bet like $380 Did anyone notice that the very last shot of the episode (showing Rick's face) had the Governor's freaky throbbing theme music playing? Gand in hindi means ass.. so I wonder what OP meant here The hell do you do that you work 20 hours a week that pays extremely well Curses... I always want to know what people spew out f their pieholes to get banned. I was late again .. So far Warlock and Rhasta.. We're about to lose in a game we got rekt at early, mid and late game. Then one of our teammates upgrade the beast into 3 and comeback is real. So many golems dropped and serpent wards. Our enemies reaction was like " Well I can see why you got downvoted what does the h stand for Which player is he controlling? HOLY SHIZ I'M PSYCHIC! Super Honor Points up! No I did not unfortunately. I can't believe you found this / remembered. They refunded the pre-orders for it. Kind of lame honestly. This was what 2 years ago? Totally off topic, but i just creeped his account and found out hes been on reddit for 8 years wait hold on,hold on a second...they have proms in elementary school now? wut?! Until the customers come and fuck everything up again. Still can't be as bad as the catfood aisle... *nothing* is worse than the catfood aisle Ahh, these Vampires.... I actually found this in my Steam library... How do you guys do these super smileys????? I can only do :( and :) and That sky looks scary then I've never heard about this before today and it happened a few months after I was born. i think the the HTC has 2 screens Is it crazy to touch him through his jeans and give him head when he gets a boner? ...or do I make him suffer through the drive home. ...if I do that I know I'm gonna get it... Dunno how long you take those tributes, but you shouldn't make even 1 level from it, if they are not contested No, but I've always suspected my grandma and mom both have fibro, and they have always had *terrible* cold sores! My mom was always so careful not to pass them to me as a child, but I wonder if it's possible I'm a silent carrier or something? Hmm, never knew that they were this expensive It made its way all the way up to my shoulder.... Merch clans are now illegal and you can get banned for doing so. Flipping is not illegal, but I didn't know they made clans for that. Whats up with the names of those gifs? I actually think it's kind of weird that you've experienced this. I'm so tempted to sign my husband up for the Soccer Exchange. He's getting back into it this spring and he could use new equiptment... I dunno... like a ball or shin guards or I dunno... things soccer people wear or use... God help the giftee I get. (Turns head towards imaginary camera) 1m05s - "they had hoped to convince the court by buying grave plots in England & attending outdoor parties featuring snail-races in honour of the Queen's jubilee celebrations..." Was that a PSA for fisting? So why is ex arrow allowed to compete And I thought I was going insane of had huge lag spikes when playing Caitlyn and hitting minions before the animation was finished. Oh, man. Less than three months. Time to panic. Is Toon Link using the Worms Ninja Rope? I consider myself a rather big fan of MITM... and TIL that there are books about the show. My in-laws have an entire corner shelf filled with them. 102/12? I can't even log into the servers like many others, how did you manage it? ( Golduck is channeling MissingNo. Thanks! What's ur ign? I also just finished, decided to let Letho live, incredibly interesting game. And that ending cinematic "based on your recent search of 'how to remove glass from wound' & 'how to hold a gun' here are some people that researched the same'.............serial killers" How the hell is it even possible to wipe to that one? But he calls him by his first name I chatted a lot on the Secret Lenders board. I'm even horrible at all those "Come chat with us" type deals, but still I just made an effort to chat and I was just courteous and everything.... and I was lent MSPP within a day. One of the lenders from that board even saw that I still never got the Alien Aisha avatar and she just sent me a nerkmid for free then offered to lend me all of the avatar pets/petpets that I had left to do. Whenever I see vids or pics of people doing ridiculous things at dangerous heights I get this weird tingly sensation in my hands and feet. Yeah that is not okay. weird >What kind of second season Your skin is so smooth... I can't wait to wear it ID on the all blues? FOR REDWALL! ^( Woah woah woah... How big are your "full length movies" TIL of one of the most fascinating and mind-blowingly cool freaks of nature. How have I never known this was a thing? *** > What kind of second season Am I the only one that thinks carrying cap room over from one season to the next is a dumb idea? We should be encouraging teams to be as competitive as possible every season, not giving them an additional reward for tanking. Where do you live? I like ur smile Which one? Her head looks huge Where are the lvl 3 white buffs That's pc... 25 degrees?? man, thats warm... That's a high flavouring %! level up event should stop giving out shida Your blood was 200% alcohol? Let me know what? or google how to make a screenshot with your device I guess ill be the one to ask... What is so bad about this? It wasnt until 3:40 when i realized the actor was actually an actress I HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY OTHER MODS ARE GOING ON THAT I HAVEN'T LISTED. THE STARS SOMEHOW ALIGNED AND IT ALL WORKS When the gif loops, it looks like the dog swallowed the ball eh? Hades and ne zha were consider as weak as old arachne? To be fair, maybe you just did a shitty job growing it out..... Maybe humans ARE the Anti-Christ? I know, I know. You *like* humiliating me. Nice price wut, proc W 4 times? what are you talking about? 2 fucking instantly 600 ranged teleports? What did you do?! It looks like there is no water in it The last time I went to the strip club with my husband, the strippers asked me (after sitting on his lap) if my husband wanted a lap dance. We were on opposite sides of the room from each other and I still couldn't wrap my head around him having to get permission. do women really make men ask for permission for stuff like this? ive been doing this for a while O_O there was a vid in the past explaining it on the old map.. but when the map got updated this still happened soo ...strong kid. What in god's name happened in here I never realized we were so many Surprised the Zodiac weapons don't have a card each. I guess I prefer to think of it that way. Rather than replacements they were continuing as aces up his sleeve to beat Kira. To be honest after L's death all I wanted was to see Light die, and when it happened it was beautiful That's so weird. All of my dreams have a score of 161 too. Well, that was fucked up I worked today. It was awesome. I forgot how good I am at this shit and how awesome my colleagues are. I'm so crazy happy to be going to work in the morning. How strange is that? Those....those hips. It may be an unfortunate habit but I tend to have a head on approach with these things.. The worst that can happen is ruining a piece of equipment that costs a bunch of many after all! Not like it's a limb or something... I will never date a dancer again... fucking crazy She said you could call her your spirit guide even if you never talked again.... maybe her way if saying she'd watch over you Am I a wizard? No, you don't. My sarcasm detector was just really off. Though Im amazed by how the hell I missed that Game darkrai i saw now but not the Hydreigon You got me. My reddit post with the most upvotes is one where I said the gargantuan pet from diablo 3's witchdocter looked like a potato. That was such a long episode ....... you can actually eat those things?? Pistol?!?! That does sound majestic Wait - we're wearing strap-ons now??? It wasn't even an implication, they were straight out admitting that it was the lack of consent that got them off. 6 bucks ain't cheap damn A...are they acting like 9/11 was a GOOD THING? A-Avdol? Dear god, it just dawned on me that I have to pick next semester's classes soon > What happened, man? The H2H isn't in my contest tab and my money was refunded It took forever to try to program something that automatically generates a "plain name", though. Math. do you not know what will happen with the moon gone!? Oh man. Do it reeeeeeeeeeeally fast. You're a "robit"? ( It's mining still profitable? But I don't. Cars should not blowup... at all... cars dont blow up O_o should be disable maybe caught on fire and start making you damage then.... should be fun and more "realistic" ^_^ oh and less frustrating Jesus fuck that's disturbing. This is my first visit to /r/russia. You just convinced me that it will be the last Do you not know how Google searches work? What? are you the jellyfish? You have artists to thank. SORRY! IT'S HARD when school's on Time projection chamber, you say? That sounds like something worth reading about. *opens link* WTF is up with that follow-up video afterwards... So since I had one show up... Does this mean I have a whole colony somewhere in my tank I hadn't noticed yet? What the fuck I live in Bartlesville, Oklahoma. "Some dude named Carmack or something"? Am I the only one who noticed her friends ridiculously skinny arm The hell is that? Oops I accidentally deleted you at some point OMG SAME! I would be mortified... Shit 4 fn chs?Interesting I'd like to take part. This is incredibly generous, I'm surprised to see this. \( Just came here to say I love Deftones with a passion. I listen to them everyday. I am obsessed The highest I got is 600k [](#stone) Jeez, imagine if amazon did something like this Wow... I actually let that joke fly right by me! Wow. That is amazing. Malenko mention? Both are excellent choices, IMO. The only thing I'd be concerned with would be the juice well and airflow on the Troll. I've never used one, so I dunno how it would perform Nope. Maybe I should. But isn't it weird to sign up twice for the same thing? Why is there no shadow under your foot? Next Door Hitler looks kinda like New Age guru Eckhardt Tolle, or an older, skinnier version of myself. Pretty sad that people still find a way to be assholes/griefers even on PvE. did you draw this all by mouse I'm getting over a nasty chest cold, I had a fever of 102 on Friday! OP.... Your username Same, uhhhh, that water bucket, RIGHT THERE. I thought he was gonna fall off for sure. So close That last one will give me nightmares. Le permatweet est le seul qui ne comporte as 15000 fautes Did they really allow direct Internet access to the DB tables? I browse here quite a lot but I can't recall any people whining about scout MM Black aida Wat. It took me by surprise to be honest if you really want to shut her up you could try telling her that there were already 3 grandchildren that didnt happen Soooo prettyyyyyyy Am I the only person who can beat things as melee??? That last line As a French player, I nearly strangled myself with my coffee when I read "Je piles construction" Nu-mi amintesc sa ma fi abonat la blogul asta... No waaaay This is so sad. I'm kinda scared now because I have a Shulk coming from Japan. lol I never got out. draper & televisor It's snowing and raining atm outside my window... I'm not looking forward to walk out there I am Hindu and eat beef so doesn't apply to all Hindus. This or I am not Hindu because I eat beef Thanks, I didn't know Selenium was slow. Reading that Splash is based on Qt is a bit frightening though Why did they not prefire you there? That get hard when they go stale. How do you know what that sounds like?!? one page says sativa is for depression, another says indica...did the creator of this chart have a wee bit of both when he made it? Wow, is that 800x600 Welp. I'm about to buy another R9 290. Th-that means I don't need a bridge? PSN: That was just regular run were not tryin hard That's it? What color dye do you guys think fits best to make the Lich outfit look the closest color to the wings? I was afraid you were gonna say that the gallon bag was full of coins That's a less than pleasant mental image I'm waiting for an animal species to evolve to oils and waste in our water I was playing fnaf 3 and i saw the marionnet on cam 8 right on the screen looking at me... i had no ventilation error and it was there starring at me Nope. Have to admit that I was hyped a bit, but now the more I look at people wearing them the more I hate them A thread about thibs and a post about butler... now what is the correlation between the two?.... Am I the only one that noticed that at the end is like now Ophelia is the one writing? like at first we are reading about her, and then she is the one writing about herself? You're American aren't you? OMG!!! i would nominate this for the creepiest and most disgusting wrong number text ever Hngggggggggg. Wait I'm a straight dude..... Yeah I'm actually kind of surprised that the stupid "can't look past West" bug still persists since the start of EA. How hard can that be to fix? wut? redownloading does not solve the problem? Honesty I'm not sure. I asked my boss before leaving work if I could add me foregrip and she said told me no way. It's weird how our shops AOWs work. Most rifles we have and shotguns can't have foregrips. But in order to sell our Taurus judges they HAVE to have a foregrip That's odd, I thought I was replying to OP snarkypants Tarmogoyf in Bant >But in order to sell our Taurus judges they HAVE to have a foregrip The Challenges screen looks so fucking sexy! I know, right!? Ah well, Russian history fascinates me so I don't mind. It's the fact that my watch is counting down like a time bomb set to explode when I go to work Is he using the, ehhh, "no true vaccine" fallacy? That was quite unexpected even in this thread Man, Goldeneye was the first shooter I ever played. I was in love with that game. Back in elementary school Just finished the whole album. Definitely 9+ Why did they write masturbation like that? holy shit!..I would murder them. That is tough to go through at that age. My dad I believe did the proposal on Valentines this last month, and ya know what, that was the very same day he packed up and left us when I was 17/18 I believe. no warning on both occasions. Parents and timing... Just downloaded!! :D Now instead of playing WoW all day and leveling up fishing, cooking, and farming mounts.....I can now do something productive. Time to make my own MMO gaiz, Mwuahah. Tentacle simulator MMORPG.... Arabic? Palestinian? Eh your voice sounds really deep That dog totally looks like it jsut had some acid dropped on it's tongue. Weird to say it but that sounds pretty neat doctor who gif Easily, milk. Who discovered it and what was he doing? I don't know if I should say it that way, but; Inside my mother's vagina? I'd be like 8'8 if that happens... I could have sworn you were Australian too. This is definitely not the "soccer" I play... Inno - Life / Dark - Taeja ... awesome When I last played BO2 there was none of the hackers So people literally spam it and you can't do anything about it? Tasty flair? What you mean by... *thinks about it* I wonder what would have happened if on gaur plains omega you could go under the map holy crap...how can that even be legal or safe? I second that. Creeps me out. Wow it's really mindblowing and fucked up to think that no one posted this here until 15 hours after the band uploaded it Maybe I am too f**** old for this game Ty! Yea the auto thing is weird, it's like I'm my character is randomly walking and I click a minion to attack but instead the character continues to walk Here, take an upvote. Thanks for making me start laughing during class. Wait, do people use their thumb to press ctrl? I use my pinky finger for shift/ctrl. That could be disastrous for FF.net... ¿Tu tutora te enseñó sobre juegos de rol? What happens with Kripp's t-shirt at 3:00? GTA V PC (If rockstar ever decides to release it) is like 65 GBs. I came here to say that. I never imagined that Smash Bros could look like Worms Armageddon. Oh gosh I'm mortified You ok? Sounds like she got close to a stroke. When did he cut his hair? ;; That was a year ago? ... Fuck. Especially with a pitcher who throws mostly 1 pitch... Do you expect your trip will be so bad it will result in an quick divorce? Officially the most depressing thing I've ever read on reddit Could be a stair too... but it really does look like a pressure plate please tell me you are joking...I really cant tell with this comment Oh! Oh my! Serious? That's a lot of fucking people Jesus 58 comments and 15 notifications for me I would love to have a zoo of animals wich do everything for me. And that Heal + sendback is also nice to have. I will propably invent beaming with that Right? EW. What the hell did I see in those. What city are you in??? mindblown, never thought about that Wow you are angry at him Exactly, which makes I love that place, but i can't help but think of how many chickens had to die for just one platter On the first slot? Just reminds me of how much the standard of beauty has changed today. And also what a freaking kickass statue. Nonsense. Windows has a mind of its own sometimes. OK, that's hilarious What were those other noises?? How many stamina items did you use? While prop 8 brought to center stage the unfortunate reality of homophobia in much of the black community, in 1993 it just wasn't an association you would have made specifically; at least not any more than any other group. I believe Geoff, why would you think Brazil has a higher GDP than the USA? I was more like Too me a while to realize these weren't real people... > They may also attack while cycloned Dylan is now saying he is not spider-man Don't just say +1 Upvote the post Yup, thats a boy allright True dat, but I feel like the people who just think it's moody-ness are almost as bad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but that's just me. I was just discussing this with my husband about how fucked up it is that some people would think I was so out there that I'd murder someone. And then I thought about it. If I was in a crazy, mixed, psychotic state there's an odd chance I would I don't... What's going on keep your eyes I had no idea they could last that long If you don't have any internet, how did you post that? I used a standard teaspoon, but sure could fit a lot onto it. I'd eat two of those. I'm guessing it was probably something like 5 servings of peanut butter at once. Good god, Higgins' beard is starting to rival the one Andrew Lincoln grew for The Walking Dead. She kind of looks like an alien Definitely I ate like 3600 calories one day during my period and honest to bob felt like I hadn't eaten anything all day Patty doesn't have his beard anymore? Are those PCB mounted switches? I felt bad for him up until the "If I do sexual violence" line. Why even bring that up? How long ago? It was free when I visited my friend a few weeks ago Am i writing in the comments Yes to -20 Basic Attack? Relevant username? Jungler gives blue buff to solo mid laner but flashes to smite the red from his buddy adc. Yes I do this often That was hardcore That 3a malevolent tho..... And dry longs That relevant username I spent a good ten minutes looking for the hidden dick-butt/penis. What is wrong with me!? looks like a BDSM Jigglypuff So it's actually tittie tea? Holy cow, he records in half-speed to deliver 60 fps. I've never paid under $2 a gallon my entire driving life! Just apply gentle pressure and pry it out very, very carefully. It's a nightmare to get out. Why'd they design it like that? When I throw, I throw hard "ITS A GIRL BIRD! AND SHES CUTE! AND SHE LIKES ME!" How can a sphere be the size of the moon but have 4x the surface area of the earth? Was that realistic? Do reps in the leadership often just get booted out of office like that? ... Did anyone else feel like there just a problem securing the actor for more episodes? So good...... Tested and confirmed. You need 2 different accounts for TelBru's E-Bill browser and app. But I can't check my usage through the app because it's not showing my phone number Naghahalabos(boil) lang ako ng hipon sa Sprite/7up with salt...TIL ko pa lang na pwede pala sa sinigang ito... Not if you're asking the same question more than once I'm confused, how will it be released 364 BEFORE its predecessor? That would make Skydancer its own predecessor I can't be the only who doubts that's actually bread dunno why but mine is stuck at 1.26 So... you are telling us that Putin was organizing Euromaidan? That ain't no bud I'd guess it's like my TV which is 600 Hz, but the fps is still 25 laser rifle spinning You want this on a tarp/billboard or something? Umm.... where the hell do you get x8 crit modifier... Why is there a vagina on the left/right side of JewelAss' face skin? Fairly certain those are really big fish; the fins and tail don't look like those of a shark. But what fish is that huge in NK? I didn't make the sub. I found it and got the modding rights fair and square Did Ashleigh accidentally doxx someone? I, for one, am glad that I can't find out. I'm too scared to see how many hours I put into this game Do you need glasses? I used to get a similar feeling but this week I got glasses now I feel like I'm high all the time or some shit! Everything has so much detail. I spent like 5 minutes last night listening to some music whilst staring at the fucking moon One package to Mexico took FOUR months to get there Haha..where's the Batman The thing that might earn Pakistan the WORLD CUP Thanks for the... feedback on my feedback? I think that's what just happened Didn't know brythain wrote fanfic? Is Van Halen even a band anymore? Nobody saw to those two stuffed animals?! Is that a large bloodspray to the right of the car after the accident or liquid from the bike? thought his head got ripped off for a second and that spray was the result 600-800k in hour? Maybe he has a clubbed thumb... Phone number didn't show up when I first registered but I tried logging back in a couple of minutes later, it showed up on my phone Is that a real profile though Gratz man! And please do not forget to crank up the graphical settings to movie quallity in order to enjoy some eye candy (while sometimes being killed through trees and bushes what next? an autotuneless daft punk ? Who tipped off OP to the five O ?? Why is it max 7 star Apatia was taken prisoner as well... and look what happened to her. [O_ Who uses Quick Match anyway..? You can also get all Transformations at Parallel-Quest with a bit of luck, or buy it at skill shop, SSJ2 is 100k tho Who rates girls on a binary? Where did you get these from? I got my roommate to start watching and we just watched that episode yesterday! He was equally as crushed. He also called it first episode.. I had to look that term up dude you're dutch, a gamer and I don't know you? I said maybe sí, exacto! el torrington. No me acordaba del nombre. Finalmente la mía nunca tuvo esos problemas porque supuestamente Mondial lo corrigió, poniendo una pieza más gruesa, o algo así is there no bundle this week? A few good men is really well known though ...... it is an event for the whole community That white cat is huge. wait .. what do you mean by Luffy's cut to the face, sir? Plus anything you say in chat is 30-40 seconds late..( WHAre ArE yoU GoOgle Fibaaar!! I didn't know you had x-ray vision Damn thats one tiny skirt My friends are more the museum/indie cinema type of people and that often involves coffeeshops. Luckily I know all the best Ginger/Lemon tea places so I don't have to drink half a liter of latte thrice a week. And I've learnt how to say no to carrot cake even though it's 'healthy' for you 8 Billion transistors! Holy shit, that's a long hiatus they're different Whelp, today's confused moment will not be topped. I was thinking of the menstrual device this whole time reading the comments, which was a serious errrm I agree with you who is that Hm... Well in Greek Mythology there is a Primordial Goddess call Gaia, which is the Mother of All. Gazia without a Z is Gaia... Easy Maybe? straight would be natural I think u got him I guess this belongs to /r/wtf That is rather odd, you should have time to reach the melee from any position, unless your melee are in a far corner rather than being centered. How do you get anything done? I understand what you mean, now I will never summon the space alien technology gods to show moving pictures on my _white walls_, they who show me my upcoming life events and how to succeed in them, and they don't speak, they show me pictures and I ask the pictures a question, with my mind Gad Elmaleh parle de sexe maintenant ?! really? wow... never thought of that. Maybe you are right. Come to think of it the smallest of the small goldfish were the ones who managed to get into the pump area... so maybe they were getting picked on When did they add this new fangled subscribe feature? this reminds me too much of skdc lol Bite marks When my 75 yr old widowed mother began dating a gentleman a few years after Dad was gone. We are really close and do talk about just about everything. But knowing that Mom considered me her best friend and needed to talk to someone about sex, I just had to steel myself to discuss blow jobs with my Mom. Did you know that there are other methods to remove hair other then shaving? Wow, that was an awesome story, so well written. It gave me chills and I'm sitting on a train packed with people in broad daylight It's a gif, isn't it? I didn't stick around long enough to find out Crisis. Lol yeah i get that part but how do we prove it holds true for all n I had never even heard of exploding head syndrome until I read the title of this AMA. I experience these symptoms a few nights a week on average. I agree, we all first hated Blizz for not nerfing stuff immidiately but their way is the right one. However, I still think they could've nerfed Undertaker earlier, they waited for too long (I've actually never noticed he was OP for 4 seasons TIL NYC is cheap as shit compared to my country Now you got me thinking about spider porn, don't think I'll be sleeping tonight > That case looks like a lunch box. I like them too. Jesus! Bottom line being - SGI trying to grow a mighty oak out of a potato (and doing a lousy job at it) Including the Rapidstrike? First time log-in after patch, someone was beating up a guard and I happened to log in on top of it all + somehow clicked the guard (while trying to reposition addon bar) and got killed. Yay new justice system... they increase the voltage? Yep, my wife's K24Z4 in her 13 Accord Sport is mounted backwards. First time I popped the hood at the dealership I did a what is that small black "thing" on the side of that ring ? OMG. So am I Oh lord, my heart! Shadow Price If his build can clear GR 40 safely on HC, how can that be shit? How does that contradict what I said? I didn't know this either I have a hard time believing a 9 year old can type that grammatically correct Sounds like she had good reason. Why would you pay anyone to play a game for you? and wow the items sold quick It definitely still was for me when I posed that. OMG Your the best I had NO IDEA it was free Almost looks like an ENB filter. I mean... If you're into that kind of shit. Wait, you don't fart and play videogames? ...were you coming in from Eeloo? How did you get a Jool intercept *en route* to *Duna*? Am I sure what? explains the extra people that just joined today Okay how does he put portals where it's not white? I mean… How do they pee? Well, I'd like to think we're all exception in some way, but that's a contradiction in terms, because if everyone's truly exception then no one really is. Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to Wtf did I just read I'm sticking to nice easy Serbian... I've seen bigger. Why do people always assume things about players that they aren't sure of? What's with the different shoes Thanks for the tip! I'll have to talk to strangers haha i havent blocked you, my friends list may be full and i also have 209 invites... * Oops. My bad. Th... That... That's not what I meant... But okay. I gotta warn you, i dont use safe-words How does his body not just incinerate from the friction of being larger than infinitely massive, which is a consequence of travelling at (or faster?) Than the speed of light. Unless, on the other side of the speed of light there is an inverse releationship to the mass of the object. nice banter Shyguy Damn that's an old match AD on his way to a triple double with blocks ...only? Strange. Is it a PO box or something? I've never heard of legit US addresses that Amazon UK won't deliver to I've given you an up vote for all the comments. I haven't been on Reddit long, I genuinely thought it was religion free. Thought this was supposed to be a funny thread, but these fools are serious. top 1 right now aaw! thats awesome. i have like, 7 gnorbus.. im just wild about them When did they start playing Yeah Yeah Yeahs at the Pepsi Center What if he buys his own sandwich In for all sorts of repairs, but im guessing not appreciating the weather is the main factor. one was missing a rear quarter and the rear pass door This was an awesome story. It definitely scared me a little wow. huge GPP winner on FD with Jason Richardson, Tim Hardaway Jr, Jeff Green, Marvin Williams, and Dewayne Dedmon comprising over half their lineup Wanted one of each of course, started the Titan because I was getting bonkers gear for it. Just got Helm of St. 14 from a Legendary Engram what the hell. it does look like paris hilton. wow. huge GPP winner on FD with Jason Richardson, Tim Hardaway Jr, Jeff Green, Marvin Williams, and Dewayne Dedmon comprising over half their lineup A dollar shooter of scotch? Did not know there were scotches in the size Roughly 12 hours Wut.... the annual fee thingy not permanently? found it. It just occurred to me....how has there not been a car pokemon yet They do quite often What's scarier is Westbrook has arguably been playing even better than that She literally only has leaves on them That was just beautiful how fast food can be cooked there is patch this week? 1080p there is a patch this week? That's....actually not bad of a theory. I have no memory of this announcement Oh hey this looks like a pretty cool vi..... there is a patch this week? Fan boy of what exactly? TIL Bob Barker is still alive It's like a zit on the face of the earth. I have no memory of time have I lost my mind? If you call that sloppy, I might have to change the meaning of it in my head! Is that it? Is that all he did? there is a patch this week? oh my god that got me so fucking hyped... there is a patch this week? Now look behind you. ^^^^Well ^^^^I ^^^^like ^^^^it ^^^^ Wut? Suggest caution about Dremel: quality has slipped a lot in recent years. You can still get lucky and get a good one but their QC is for shit now. People talk about duty cycles of 15, 20 minutes and then 45 mins to an hour of downtime before you can use the Dremel again... Two gallons on epoxy there is a patch this week? Badass!! Just getting close melts your hands off Fuck your friends. Eat your cereal however you see fit. LIKE A MAN. I bet if you guys went out for a steak all your friends would cut it up into little tiny perfectly chewable bites. Just like their mommies showed them. Reach in the cereal box and stuff a handful into your mouth then drink milk straight from the carton and wipe your face off with your sleeve. Then hit on your friends moms. Not because you want to just because you can. I'll bet your friends put ketchup(catsup?)on their eggs too. I am now caught up on ALL of the SilkHam stories, and /u/Tozetre 's stories, and your stories... This widowmine hit! 16 Probes! Digestive fluids! It must be pretty painful... i'm no native english speaker so can someone explain to me why average girth and length is nearly the same? I cant really imagine a guy with a penis like this **wut He will get VU/Full Update , I want him to become real knight [She is? LOL, I just don't unserstand what you mean about missing out ? I wonder if my US set has these.. but I just bypassed that issue by ripping them all. Damn it's taking forever. I've been processing them for weeks and just now on season 7 Ppl will not use spells then Ruby and Sapphire looks like they should be but the rest is kind of pointless since I highly doubt they would release "Black Pearl" skin which is actually Teal coloured. Plus a Tiger Tooth without the stripes? I want that lighter! Everyone knows the best way to establish peace is to slash an ambassador in the face w/ a knife. ( 'God is great.' -?- That's 450lbs he is lifting right there I don't even know what should I say about this... That sounded tasty to me Well, the idea is that any gaming bar/coffee shop will probably get labelled anyway by others in the community, or your friends that are not interested, choosing that name is meant to show that you take pride in what you like and don't care about being labeled, but eh, criticism noted! thanks for input. Also, it could just be referring to the people that are not pro at competitive games, its an ambiguous tittle Sauce? Yes, lol! That was a good guess Oh wow, those look exactly like Docs! I wonder why they cut the straps, though.... That detail If a 5' 9" Asami is an amazon queen, what am I at 5' 11"? Yaaah i saw that too... couldnt belive my eyes when i saw it in Guildchat... Wow, congrats, Kinni! I'm glad to see someone finally complete a plasma cannon run after such a long time. I can't even imagine myself using the pc without any mobility, so it's already enough of a spectacle to see you make it to the BM before you got a jetpack Sorry for my ignorance... But what even is that thing!? How big is that appel? How small are these pigs? I can't, I just can't.... I type exactly the same thing Did this small explosion instantly change the day to a night? Yes. I'm looking at it right now, actually... Yeah paladins are really struggling to compete in throughput these days... [Yeah, sure. Also, Artemis doesn't remember Boza? I'm sure they've had long enough conversations to remember one another I already have you marked on my list for everything so I guess you're stuck with that. You think this card is standard unplayable? I knew all of these except for the last one. WHAT ARE THOSE FANTASTIC WINGS I can see why Since when is taking a photograph of a rabbit next to a bong animal cruelty? OMG I realized... I.Am.Not.DaggerFout. Im DetectiveFout I am aware it was a joke Not sure they are producing any coffee in Canada. I feel like the Ezreal just stopped contributing anything after a while. Hed either have Gnar in his face completely unable to really harm him because he didnt really build to melt tanks or randomly jump over a wall and get shredded I've done it several times by just jumping my files to a friend's computer. Just copy/paste the program files and download the installer from the website. Run the installer after the program files are in place and the game runs. As I read this, I got new mail I would love to see Diddy and ZSS, I've only got the "chance" to see campy Samus/Link, I've even seen a campy MK You have the whole team +297? I was driving down uni, saw a guy running for a bus and he missed it. He then proceeded to sort of just collapse from the stress of missing a bus. I pulled over and offered him a lift and he must have thanked me/apologized three dozen times before I dropped him off at DC Xeroxed It's not the pressure that gets my attention, it's the fact that the atmosphere is *gaseous rock.* That's some next level shit right there. ...Sylvanus? so yes or no? I just re-read and yea... those two are night and day. Looks like a gadget to me O'pari #3 I just replied to another comment with those check that out lol ;P I just like to work with technology and cars as a hobby ;) I like to play games ofc, watch anime, YouTube, browse reddit I like girls hehe :P and Em I like loads of food wait... wait... you tellin me that elza sbb + lario sbb aigainst 3 emenies fills all my units SBBs and that's normal and how it's been all the time. yesterday i joun batter to take a break from my hacker infested server... got killed by hackers 3 times in 2 min, obvious buy teleporting and stuff The majority of Perrin's personal story arc is about him shirking his responsibilities. Where do we get tacos? Allies? Fights? Can we buy them? Damn, 99 tacos. he'd have burned in the fire anyway though.. spoilers I guess. Also the phone guy said the spring-lock would kill you. his body is still inside it though, even when the jumpscare 'attacks' you he has a human jaw and human teeth. This could be bad. Or this could be good. You can't be serious. She is like one of the best top-laners currently. There is no counter play to her once she gets a lead. She is played a lot in NA/EU. How come Koreans don't play her? Oh my fucking god He had claws too maybe it was a magic build Wait, the handicapped people were expected to travel *up* stairs to use the loo? L4D2 sounds good, if that is cool with you. There seems to be many Madmartigan contacts. I am new to Skype so is there any way to find specifically which one is you? I may have also called one by accident Naw, it's actually not that bad so far, fortunately. /u/Nylese and I saw the number of people online though and were like He spends all of *Crossroads of Twilight* and three-quarters of *Knife of Dreams* doing just that, actually. Again, what makes you think that he "certainly did not try to get her to marry him?" At face value, that makes it seem like you skipped two entire books. Jirachi. I'm on your list already. What a stupid name Fried cheese doodles? Wait, dude. There's shit on the bowl. *<puts noodles in bowl>* What older cards did you use? Good idea. I actually didn't realize the price. George - what's the best way to apply? If you apply for generalist who would you be interviewing with? I slammed into the CEO's car with a work van. No damage to the van, but I shattered her tail light. Nobody found out someone buried the thread These posts sounds like a terrible acid trip Of course you are white I honestly think that anyone who skips 8-11 is missing out on a lot. Why even read a series if you're going to skip entire books within it? Why not just abandon it at that point? It can't be for the sake of completion, because of the aforementioned skipping. I played a game as nova with murky, abathur, and some other non-tank/support against a standard comp in solo qm, and we won. 5x5? or 1 set of 25? Holy shiittttt they sent the Red Eye! Huge jump from gold (2 months) to plat (6 months) At first I thought this was from the real game and I was like DAMN TALBOT Pumasok sa isip ko BAGITO... AWESOME O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ what drug were they taking ? I have it done. I don't know anything about this at all, but I would be worried about them eating through the floor/walls and the floor/walls soaking up urine and smelling forever I'm trying to follow this as you've stated and my brain is hurting. If Harry casts his patronus at a dementor, what would the dementor fear? A patronus?! Of what?! Would it matter?! Would the patron-gart attempt to shape itself into the fear of the dementor or Harry? I'll agree with you because I've said those literal exact words before. Sure, if your tree is on meth Det der ligner hvad jeg normalt får når jeg køber for 200kr,- I've always known Is it saying he becomes fruity? Is that like a weird way of saying he becomes gay? Well the game crept up on me there. I just started playing Helldivers too! Don't worry PS4... I'll be back later. ... Whoa, I posted this almost verbatim on Facebook about 10 minutes ago Are you serious right now? Do you even have a clue what a dollar is worth in comparison to €? km Huh... I don't want to contradict a world famous chef but... aren't those *crepes*? If I'm in the unit with a good team maybe. But if I'm on the outreach team or it's a code it's usually a shit show..... whats scary is that its a female I feel like these answers could be turned into a Pop song. Sivir... support...? Sure, her ult is utility, but her damage is off the charts Sabo joining the fight sounds cool, but that first part of what you suggested... Plot twist: what if the girl had artificial insemination Good luck with it... automod not-working in a subreddit is a big no-no Lucca is also a rock tamer I love this idea edit: wow is this really a disputed comment Ahhh lucky that you got the CCS figures! Which ones did you order, if you don't mind me asking? I want the Yue Banpresto one (cuz his tiny little body and angry face is just too cute) and the 1/7 Syaoran Figma (so detailed! Ah, gotcha. Another class I get to look forward to Oh ok, thanks, guys. Makes a lot more sense now. Never found myself saying that often enough to need an acronym At 1:34:00 someone asks how big a "Hello World"/"Hello Triangle" program is in Vulkan and the answer is 600 lines of code Can't you buy Amazon gift cards with paypal? What's weird is that for me it says you must choose your location from the dropdown but there isn't one for me I hope this is a 'before picture' So you don't give a fuck how much booze you buy from them but you're scared to buy baby wipes??? That looks like it swallowed more than Minnie's head. I'm pretty sure I'm just seeing a bow and a pair of feet. I don't know the exact details of what happened. I mainly heard the Italian story of the damaged fountains and I heard Feyenoord fans say they got attacked and that there were no toilets and therefore they felt they had to urinate somewhere and therefore found the fountain to be ideal. I feel there are some details left out on both sides. So I won't judge whether or not Feyenoord should do something about it from these stories alone, also I am an Ajax fan so my judgment would be biased. Anyway I do know that the director of Feyenoord said it's a huge disgrace and that they don't condone such behavior. On the other hand the chairman of the supporters organization said something along the lines that paying such fines for peeing is ridiculous and that Rome is one big monument anyway... Hmm.... When I finally realized it wasn't sculpture my eyes slowly got wider until I ended up looking like this Jesus Aren't all Miltanks female though? A cover up? Holy shit, that gave me chills That's weird But that's the magical power-loop that users swear will cause electricity to appear from nowhere! \( Gintama has fillers? what about 80s metal videos? eucalyptus? Wait, how the hell are you people watching episode 2 already? Bayo slaughter mw high demand? that ahman must have a LOT of hp. Reminds me of an African friend What the fuck...? You think yogurt stains and dirty socks give you hepatitis? Leopard As i checked the Homepage before 1 hour there was a news thread saying 100% additional exp Roughly 61 days of playtime. Wait, am I reading this right? Does the Curved Nil GS really have 74% infused scaling? [QS] What that be No, that's true - I saw the report for myself. Or rather it was shoved in my face as further evidence of my 'failure.' It also resulted in a rather funny conversation a few weeks later when he 'dropped' to a 105%. My mother spent the night consoling him and reassuring him that he could bring it back up. Why are you being downvoted? Because you questioned the hivemind? They are saying that the patch is aprox. 31GB That's ok! Thanks for even considering it! I'm still new to posting one here, and don't know what is and isn't allowed. This thing just blew up and I'm just over here like What happened there Oh boy. Which one? I can't think of any off the top of my head that would be easy to guess MESA BOOGIE STACK It's currently at $163,100.00, with 63 bids. Did not get the full bonus and I still don't get why. Oh god If we find a planet that once held life, but everything on the planet went extinct, I think that would be terrifying. It means life is fragile, up to the whims of whatever god is out there. Life won't find away. I agree. I think they need more Iruka! I would honestly be happy with an Iruka filler arc... I actually like fillers the girl with the dark makeup ( i had an emo phase I know; I've gotten two shines from WT so far, one of them being a level 100 Jumpluff. ...and png should be pronounced "ping". Apparently organic makes you more agitated I should have put rules Just.... wow My 501 STFs are the best fitting jeans I have found from waist to my knees, I would just prefer a little taper from the knee down. These might be the ones. Maybe I'll just buy full retail That's just weird Ours is a cyber sex board The Hilton is $600 a night!!! ( > Sources: ToI (who have done a STRANGELY AWESOME REPORTING JOB on this issue, ie not toilet paper I don't think it's possible for my eyes to get any fucking wider right now. Exactly. What is she saying to her class? That's actually not far from the truth. 3€ for 3 beers Oh wow, it makes the whole world move. +1 to this. It's magnificent. My only problem is when you accidentally press in a button on non-targeting "self buff" spells, like Arthas's E or Raynor's W. If I accidentally hit those buttons it gets kinda awkward Just checked it out. I've been shopping online for so long I forgot to even check if physical AB stores even existed... Well, some may not be "pro" toxic players, but if you head on over to Blizzard's official forums, there are certainly a LOT of the "well, just grow a thicker skin!" crowd Ughhhh Wait, Yankee isn't a slur. Your brain surgery post shows a guy? Am I the only one wondering how wide your screen is?! At least it hit you before you hit them. Are you happy? What kind of music do you like? And it won't ban me? Gaston is jealous of her gainz... By March 24th or we riot i actually cleared it fairly consistently with alex 6*, r 1(leadeR) 5*(fire rain), and leon(final judgme)_ 5* all this stuff still possible What? 2spooky4me Yup. All those trees and bushes you are hiding behind...most of it is simply not there for some people click bate title is click bate Stupid question, but how or where can I create a new topic in the Bloddborne reddit? I cannot find any buttons for creating a new one. "This is after all... the story of how I died" - 10/10 HYPE MODE ACTIVATE! really? which skill? One of my guildies works on this game. I had never heard of it until he encouraged I go to PAX Prime to try it out. Now I'm intrigued. I have to agree, last night I was accused of map hacking twice and.. auto inject hacking wait, what? Yeah, that's why I'm feeling its a bug Thanks! And I've never heard of her, I googled her and she's super pretty so thankyou so much wow, do you have enough phantoms? i mean, how many do you really need? I know it might be shocking....but all 400 combinations per unit are actually all balanced Wha? Dragonstorm on a body! We got backdoored too by the Robo Brigade, demonic knights, Samurai Clan and some others... they are gettin too smart now I know this is the wrong thread, but congrats on the Booktastic Bronze Award!! My gnorbu, Cilantrough, is trying for the same thing, but it's slow going now since all of the remaining books are over 2M. How did you make money for it? idk thanks! I'd like to be high too though. Welp, this episode UTTERLY DESTROYED me. By the 14:02 mark, that delicious banana-nut muffin I was eating started to taste like sawdust. That detective, OH MY GOD Having two monsters on the same screen is no joke > That's just creepy Uh, yeah, that one came out five years AFTER I graduated. Wow you need so much for an uber atziri kill? Always try contacting your ISP! and maybe you should lower the max ping search value ( What is wrong with the Netflix UI? I've never actually seen a "Front Street" It is a GTX860M This sub is certainly the place to come for advice huh? As opposed to November? CURRENTLY 10-1 IN FAVOR OF LA I know exactly who that is, and now I'll never unsee it. Wait, are you people serious? Hymens don't break? Wait, what??? ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ WTF is Pegging ? Lmao! ** I say that and I'm a native New Yorker. TIL. you can blink more than once per jump... YES Uh oh. Changetip thinks I'm suspicious. you can post porn on vine? Where did you find these? I... I think you just invented a time machine... Clockspeed is so high it's going backwards! Is it just me or is DeviantArt redirecting to a Heat Press machine website?! BestBlanks.com " That sounds like a horrendous health hazard. I would not want such a person sleeping in my bed. Sharp eye That's exactly what I was thinking Now THAT is one sweet ass looking cake! Damn, that is commitment. Is this suppose to be sarcasm ? I need to know because my hair is like that just made my second order today! dat Zomberry and Exhale ...Ok the pics are so great i cant... "Enjoy" them like i usually do. Oh boy THIN MINTS! Well, I'm glad Nintendo wouldn't do such a cool thing....or would they? ( Well damn No offense but you must of been terrible. When you peel off a layer do you keep the top or bottom layer? I've been brewing for a couple of months and my scobys are huge. No one I know makes their own kombucha so I wanna just feed it to my dog... But which part should I keep for my tea... The top or bottom? Same way you add potentials to everything else, with epic/unique pot scrolls? So Mr. Rooter is literally "Mr. Fucker". How did you get your cost so high? I don't remember having nearly enough cost to hold that many 7 stars and 6 stars at rank 65. Poop city? I have a question about it actually - I've had a server for a couple weeks now (basically since it was released publicly) and its great fun but I keep getting random tiny explosions (not the pneumaticraft plant ones) that keep knocking blocks out of my buildings I was having the same problem then refreshed and it was suddenly fine I don't know why I didn't reply to this earlier! Elspeth, that's all *so* interesting, and is basically exactly the sort of answer I was looking for! Have you had feedback from readers regarding the presence of food? I see that many people *really* don't like to hear much about it (I am not sure that they are the same species as me, honestly. So blue players can rite of replication it and get 30 colorless mana OMG, that one timer pass I didn't realize harmless ignorance meant getting downvoted I don't remember this quote. ...I can't believe you're comparing *Berserk* and *Bleach*. I'm *so* grateful that Aizen is not remotely as disturbing as Griffith, but I'm a little confused about why you escalated the conversation so quickly from *One Piece* to *Berserk*. Haha, yeah. "Yeah, I'm sort of...look, I've got this...filly...and she needs a good training, and this is gonna help. Could take all weekend. This crop is gonna be worn out by then."Would be ironic if I met a girl who's into wearing a horse mask. what sort of spells do you get on a melee at a point in the game where having chainmail GDR is still useful I missed the word "friend" in the title and was confused as to how your internet was performing music pieces What are those Oy. Reminds me of that one time I saw my sister's friend try to jump out of our swingset with a backflip but then her arm got caught in the swing's chain... A Redwings fan. I take creatine and milk and i'm fine You mean $90/year for the MCC? My name is also Ben with middle initial J and last initial F Don't have my glasses on and thought this said Princess Lesions at first Wait is stride length measured with both feet? Not just take one step and then measure that distance? What I'm wondering is how on earth he even got the trolley in the first place.... i thought it was a piece of toilet paper stuck to her leg.. Idiot me for trying to hide in trees and bushes I have no idea why or what happened in that comic I know that feeling. I've tried it myself, but I felt dirty plus the game looked like utter crap How did I never see this masterpiece This sounds more like a hook up ad than the usual ones Wow thats crazy! This makes no sense btw we will get rare cards from the class challenges --> more dust to create golden ones A big part of me is sitting like this Sound spanish to me but I've never been in contact with spanish people Okay.... lol Japanese must not cap eotw/palace? Looks scarier re-release freya? why would you want sharpness on hammer I'd AskReddit what they'd do, and do the best ones. What private sub? What the fuck had this kid seen that he would have that idea. That's the stuff nightmares are made of Wait wouldn't the villager farm method be cruel if they did it with cotton? And Shulk What the ... ... ... thanks for sharing Did a clean install of Arch and installed only 'xf86-video-intel'. Everything works.. That last gif <3 I don't get it oh This shit will happen to me every now and then but never all of my fingers at once Poked my head into a few streams, and my hand melted at the thought of trying to be able to keep up with the ludicrous pace some of thise people are playing at The fuck did I just read? bear crashes, bear hackers , bearly playable at the moment ,unbearable I'm actually really curious how students like Ibuki, Nekomaru and Mahiru became Ultimate Dispair h...holy shit... hes right over my should isn't he??? I thought you'd made up the all-caps bit in the title. Your LSD comes in a vial? But this is the first time I ever complain about this game. They all look exactly the same? Haha I've never searched it before. I'm a little disturbed! How The Google thinks that is a good reputation of what I've shared and/or commented on, I have no idea! And there are multiple swastikas/Nazi references! Lol wtf ( Uhmm... Not really a fan... Yeah, I saw I bought a game on the 5th of february 1998.. I'm not unhappy Those animatronics kinda creep me out That yellow leopard north face jacket. That's...quite the difference... Fufufu *sheds a nostalgic tear or two or three with you*. My mind got so broken by Utena that I don't think it ever fully recovered I think I don't look anything like her thats a lot of pressure though m8 How do we know that this isn't the way it looked when it was packed? Hunter ...because all the best chefs use electric ranges. I dont think I ever had major problems against a Nidalee pre-6 or post-6 in lane. Probably comes down to picks though, I mainly play Quinn and she shits all over Nidalee in all stages of the game I am online. I gave her a bath a couple minutes ago and she didn't short circuit... But then again at night she'll meow and scratch my door and jumpscare me when I exit rooms... This might just be a long thread... Exactly... Oh, wow, that's a pretty long waiting time. This happens to my toes every time I go out in cold weather, I thought it was normal.. I think it's great for maximizing workspace, but then, looking at my computer, I've got a hard drive in there I don't remember putting in it. lol@all those people calling thr00w on dignitas apparently Vince Russo is writing on Reddit now. Wow, you're telling me that if an AP Carry build a ton of AP, he'll be able to deal you a tons of damage ?! NO-way ! A non-American using Fahrenheit? Bad ending? Ummmm.... Do what? noooooope but I freakin wish The idea of anyone doing any exercise with the bumper plates that doesn't touch the ground cheeses me off. Even the football players at my school will squat with them I think that's my ex-boyfriend giving the guy shoes Yeah I just watched some vids and holy shit you guys must be fucking robots or using aimbots well...can't argue with that Are you still with her? Well done ! WOW Loungers also keep adding me an telling their marble bayonets have 8 colors... the fuck s4 is a bad player? Came to tell a joke, ended up losing mind Imagine if there was an episode of SU, but it was in live-action with each voice actor playing their respective character. Yeah, I completely agree. You know something's up when the map calls Indochina Indonesian, but not Indonesia Thank goodness I got the avatar a few weeks ago Ah yeah, true. I see what you mean. I suppose I got caught up in the fact that evil tendrils come out and soul-rape you every time you kill one. A lot of bucks had to be scacrified for the right to scarify a buck... It's gonna take me 25 years to pay off that much money to have a roof over my head Whenever I SHS once, I get fodder, if I do multiples, I barely do Which version is that? My CeraVe sunscreen is no way near that bad. My roommate had been making fun of me for it but I went to put it on this game, and we scored. And I was like My pleasure!! Also, if you're really jonesing for local multiplayer events and/or don't otherwise have a playgroup ready to hang with, Smash Brothers Melee has exploded in popularity in the past few years (yeah, I know! and it's 14 years old) and there are meetups happening all the time. I just got back into it and went to a tourney today that had about 80 people in the Singles tournament. The hand loop tho Dude.......... Double the words Don't forget that anyone doing so needs to get the fuck out before the pepper spray becomes necessary That is one creepy ass shark dude.. And tooooo the trash.... so delicious is planning on betting 4 knights in one bet? YOU KNOW NOTHING!!! Wait.. I thought grindr was for ages over 18+? Thanks!...smoke? Sometimes I forget to look too. I get in a hurry or whatever. But dude, not only are you in the door zone but you're riding on the far right side of the lane A kind of threesome...? Thank you! I've heard that a few times this week, even from the general who presented it... And he's in charge of I Corps I got them A support (*crying some more*) Honestly its been going great, the obvious cons are just quality of life downgrades/UI stuff, & how late Eliwood's promotion is How in the hell... Wonder trades bidoof, gets villager will that mean, like the naruto games, that circle is the win button? i hope so, cause those are the only ones i'm good at So...many...links If she's an avid reader who loves fantasy why is she not already reading it? But I'm keeping my eyes on you. Wow, you are gorgeous ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS??? Why there a hair in it FFS she's in a *liquor store* buying *wine*. wait what? so should we stop using the app out of fear that i might delete my ghorn and my other valuable gear Oh God, the imagine of some guy collecting spunk mail from around the globe ....nobody else does that? Great! If FNaF 4 is a go, these are probably what's going to be in it! Whats Toon Link looking for I would have I. LOVE. the ripped thing. And not even usually.. only on you. HOLY wow. You are actually perfect. The 2nd and last pics especially o_O o_O Same here, though I'm guessing "heartily" is not a reddit preferred word.... That was his cum face! e30 touring with S54 swap What I extrapolated from that series of text messages was something along the lines of sexual relations. adc and teemo or adc *and* teemo I remember going against you, but I don't remember you raging. I disabled voice communication because my mic being always on bothered me, like what if I'm trying to sweet talk my girlfriend and someone hears? Can't have that What if earth was just a giant beehive and toilets were just aliens extracting our honey o wow Eunhyuk fell W has two and Z has none Există campionat internațional de prăjit cafea? Aaaargh, I can't find the egg anymore! Sorry, I mixed something up again!!! Well that sounds broken does your Big Reactor is cooled by blood? You're obviously not from SF or the Silicon Valley. Or even New York. Or hell anywhere nowadays this works with p2p worlds too Oh sweet mercy, please tag that with 'CONTAINS POLYSTYRENE LIKE SQUEEKING'. My god None hath experienced such loneliness and an extreme sense of being lost than when you're playing on Infinity Were you drunk or just retarded? Why anything? the first picture of #8 with only warrior and occult? I would agree with that statement but reddit is my only source of media.... unless you are saying the us govt controlls reddit Well, that's just terrifying. cornbread for breakfast? There was some good stuff in the presentation yesterday. One thing that had me going ... how what do you mean ...are we getting a Waluigi amiibo? I probably will! But I'm heading out on a trip first thing tomorrow. I was all *'yo get your bitch-ass car out of my front gate!'* because the car was blocking our front gate. Then she came out and I was all Nice You have opened my eyes So a man looking at your dick called YOU gay? America?... You are serious? *Tengo dolor en mi mano* translates to *I have pain in my hand* this is awful Ugh! Well now I know I did some serious damage awhile back. With the flakies! The worst part is I still need to try them Who said the US lost in Final Stand? Oddly enough, on Thursday, there were two stray Whoopie pies on the table in the break room at work... Thanks for the detailed post! Oh man. I want to try everything. thats insane Or did they even exist at all? This is amazing I'd love these I'm on my religion-free diet since 2007 and im feeling absolutely fine, in fact, i gained 2 kilos since... I would also like to know if there is a similar map like Haunted Hotel I think the lady who made Typhlosion would drown in the stuffing if she made a 1:1 Snorlax. Wow. Awesome song! Haven't heard that one before. But that video almost made me puke. My boys and I do it now, looks so stupid but idgaf I love it! Edit 2: Was -54 when I asked before the edit Niko looked like Dirk there That.. that looks really weird. Like the body of a Fox, and the head of a miniature panda Who has 3k hours and is less than 2k mmr, what the fuck ( # Those are amazing Sweet mother of Tilith, more legendary/enchanted weapons? Next thing I know I'm going to see Kanshou and Bakuya... Thanks! Also, how did you post this if you don't have internet? ( He soloed it with machete at 4 minutes not 5 cloth at 10 I've slept *all day,* but I still feel like I should sleep more. I didn't delete anything. Must be the mods Jake on a team with Joey again? so much hype in the building Did I see a friggin enormous Spider bounce off the camera @ 0:27 Yeah. Apparently, it's too much effort. Also, how did bathing work when he was chained to Light? all the gods you listed were add? "Munich's long-standing, bitter rivalry with Borussia Dortmund..." Now this post is being downvoted to oblivion *SJWs did this.* Agreed. Lol no You would rathe be stuck in traffic than have sex? also when they play shitty country commercials in the middle of your stripper music. Pelota! Tagpro has taken over I just did and still the same this is you in glasses: ...Did you gave me the shiny Vulpix and Diancie on purpose?! Hell if anything it accidentally drops more... What have I done Hey... we have some pretty good political satire stuff aaaannnd... thats about it I am sorry! I personally think it should be Rush, he has been everywhere in both games, so much pressure ! That is a ridiculous number of wallpapers to have. That happened to me... on my birthday... I had brought cake. It's actually the reason I came back to neo 3 years ago. Dude, I can SEE the wub wubs coming out of my headphones how am i "le persécuté" here? He looks so casual about it Wow, I guess they could pay me to drive that. OMG.....*gasp* how could you... WTF? Thanks so much! Also, oh boy, at least there are 2 of you doing the giveaway! Which ones did he choose? that took lots of work what the fuck is that gif Nooo Goomy, not the Wailmer but he plays claw... so wouldn't that make it tougher now...........? Although, /u/KisaTheMistress is right...they've all slept with our mums You appose cookies? hmmm new subreddit idea perhaps? Lol..... Phil is jealous of my boxes of Abras How the hell is Roy safe? You got a brush with your poker? I just graduated in CS myself and now work for a bank since early January and while until last week I could get by since I had good knowledge of Java,SQL to fix the tickets; last week I was assigned a ticket for development of an unfinished web page of the project.Problem is its in javascript/jquery when I have never written a single line in Javascript(not a web developer myself when I code for myself) and the JS page is like 3k lines of code fr that page already so I'm like At first, I thought you meant Phillip Fry. you called shrine piety temple piety. You indeed need a mitigator for Maxwell. Though where the heck's your Grah then? Oh no the wind blowing against him is enhancing the outline of his golf club and golf balls. How is that legal? How long does it take you to make one image macro? I still have it. Check again. I thought BHO had completely taken over. People still use glass pipes It was that video. I put it up on Facebook and it caused me to get unfriended by a friend and have my sister try to tell me I don't understand about this comic cover because women get molested. Yea I don't really like the subscribed section much. I don't know if it's just me but when I logged in I had to spend 10 minutes unsubscribing from shit. I don't remember subscribing to every random crap out there. From funny to jokes to whatnot. even 2Xchromosomes I resubmitted - perhaps my german game didn't like the english pokemon name? strength and speed are the only 2 stats. I don't know where you are getting your information, but it isn't right. 6.5 gallons is more than enough. Most people say 2.5 is the minimum for a happy beta. 6.5 isn't more than enough? I have a feeling they do it just because more games per hour = more repairs etc the power And the community has tried to argue that they shouldn't, so why should they for you? You got bitten by a snake, don't know if it's poisonous, and your first thought is to post it to Reddit?? Well then What about another use for Fellstalk? that exeggcute tho why did I read that, there were I don't know why you're being down voted what do the reddit socks look like? question op... are you sure you have a boyfriend? are you sure he isn't just a figment of your imagination Lelador is a badass. Not sure why your so surprised to see him while farming though Bryanna Holly Holy shit you're flexibile haha gotcha, I'm only a hour into my shift He still used Gadgets I don't think that I have any red enhances yet How can you not know this? $5500 a month and you're not sure if you should be saving for tax day? Are you implying I'm part of a 1% I'm not a part of, and insinuating I'm harassing someone I'm not harassing and on the contrary has called me illogical and argumentative? maybe the rift runs touch wiz You should watch House of Cards holy crap why do u need so many? Facebook Berühmtheiten? Kann mir irgendwer Beispiele für Facebook Berühmtheiten geben? Wusste gar nicht dass es sowas gibt. My eyes are bleeding ( Wow. Did Gumi see the light and weep in shame before they returned it to you or something? How did you manage to keep your old size pants up? -_- ----> We have an End farm ??? mfw when aram mode was released two years ago Just tried it, you're right One of my friends is Mauritian and decided to look as shifty as possible when she and her husband flew to Mauritius a few years back, to test the suspicious-person-of-asian-descent-must-be-a-terrorist theory. She was sad to discover that no one noticed. Though I'm not sure she thought through the potential for interrogations and missed flights quite fully... At 1:36... is that guy opening a can of beer... with his forehead? And she's making s fucking peace sign Ok nvm it seems like the votes are working now... although I don't know what I changed Are there other browsers ??? And lo, the DEA targeted poor blacks without any need for a large conspiracy to keep the black people down. Isn't it great how power works? ! Me first! I knoooowwwwwwwww OMG Ray Lewis 2.0 retired 2 years after How is that a pun? Does that not count as a projectile? Trimester? >Trimester? I'm talking about maybe a portable one, in the future. That sounds like fun.. That's almost funny. Agreed. I like how Clairvoyance and Far Sight are much better, but on a few Heroes, as opposed to Scouting Drone being a waste of a talent on people like Tychus I'm so glad you got the book! Hopefully your power is back, soon! You're one of them amazing people I love online who use life powders!! I am truly grateful for these occurrences, you save lives even so you save the person team time to grab extra hits. I say life powder is never a waste, healing your team or even yourself!! Try moving out of your comfort zone abit and impress your friend by doing the pitfall + flash combo! =) he'll be like Lived in Australia my whole life and I've never seen an emu that young before. The whole point of champions is to be unique. Why do you need "more like him." mamamia that last pic have lololololololololol figures on it Well that's awesome. I actually just googled it, and closest one to me is about 70-80 minutes away You're lubing up in preparation for a 4yo?! Beautifully said, man. I have known *many* a 'you' over the years-- I used to manage the only good record store in the area and knew ALL of the local heads, as I ordered them their favorite music. I drafted a metal-head friend for my industrial band and then spent years hanging with his friends in that format, too. Hell, I grew up doing lights and sound for my uncle's various bands, too. The worst parts of it all were the egos. For fuck's sake, can we just enjoy music, whether it's in common or not? First you steal my pizza... now you go and do this... I cannot watch it from Germany. Some copyright problems. And I cannot unblock it via a proxy because it says, it is prohibited to watch from everywhere else Man maybe I should make a Paladin. ... U wot PUTTING VALUE IN PIXELS ON A SCREEN Did you just place Dyrus over Freddy and Shy? Whoa, I didn't know this was a thing. Holy fuck, WotF is fucking broken in vanilla. that OWT roll 666 upvotes. You didn't notice him last year? Unless you signed an NDA... I don't see the problem Stephen King writes monster porn now? what is a flinch/aim punch?? What the heck did I just watch? What if you Faceless Manip. the Dark Iron Bouncer and use your own brawl? How does that even make me Australian??? Now there's an emoticon I haven't seen in a while. I just left a comment and it's not showing up even though the comments # says 1... Wait, when you say fast travel, do you mean actual Fast Travel, of just traveling faster than me? I feel like the snotty-nosed redditors saw the "idgaf" and " At one point I heard one of the caster say how Attach is similar to players like Scump and Formal and how he can dominate and carry a whole game like they can...like what How wrong is that frikkin' map?! Huh, I would've expected them to send out an email about this how long are they workin on it tho I usually get 40-60 fps and I made it up to MG2, so its def possible. Heard about this global who plays with 30 fps... oh indeed I am Yeah, I've tried "advanced recovery" and always ended up high .......OH MY GOD. Super jelly of your Earthbound cartridges as a riven player i do not see how this lane would be any problem for you ... can you comment on why you can't comment?! wh would some one do this.... Agh I'm so conflicted. Tempted to upvote because I love Larson but tempted to downvote because I love Gordon. I don't downvote people so I guess I'll just do nothing. The fish store folks were selling them as salt water? Or brackish? So you guys just now lost both your backup QBs? But...what if everyone gets hurt again? A second job? Meaning she has a first job and your brother collects the cheque from that and leaves her nothing? So much salt I think i need this item I feel people are really going to jump on that "I wonder if he'll quit finally" quote Unlocked while looking at the mirror... the text also didnt always fit in the boxes and would run out of it on items and stuff Are these the same people searching for BTC and cup noodles? Wait, what's being asked for? Having free knockback seems so overpowered Looks like something out of legend of Zelda Someday Scary. Andre with a real QB She does, I told her What does one even do with 250 mil? Organize the posts by newest ones and you'll see the new comments? I didn't know you do extra damage if you upgrade it Wait a sec, scratch that, only read the title but skipped over the text, oops no...a few blocks around the erm...'balls' Were those bikes using nitrous at the end? The way you wrote ammount of time taken to something confuses me. I mean we havent even had 12 months and you already got to d5 by the 12/15/2015 Bowman, at least is coming back to play. Right? What's the meaning of the word 'human' on the bottom left? mfw hernia ( Oh I totally get it, but who would fall for it??? Or, like, any other record out there. Imagine if Paramore were mixed this way, or FoB, people would be like If this was them playing, they would have had 12 stars and beat the first bowser before the first "next time on Game Grumps". It came out when I was 1. I thought it was Vanilla for a bunch of DvZ players... really ft can look that nice Hey, uh, Edmonton fans, are our announcers stoned? They're fucking up left and right, and like, giggling about it. pipped? You weighed 20 lbs less in a week? Is your scale broken / are you dying? aaand there's a lottery for it? These guys have so much life and personality in the interviews. It's kinda weird to see how much it was killed in the actual show. > what is a flinch/aim punch?? "This account has been suspended" ? Did I miss something? I'm apparently the 5th person to plat it according to psprofiles you missed a Even so... Head like a Hole - NIN... truuuuuu What a save Well if that wasn't a classy as fuck goal KITTY NO!!! Just wait til you're in the range...a lady asked me today if I bought my pants in the girl's section. Really? I'm 5'8" and just under 140! If Enid is part of the W pack... why wait 8 months to take it over? with ricks group now there i'd say it's kinda too late This is probabbly a dumb question, but what did you do with the bones, just bury them? ...Wait, what? I need it It goes from 1.5% to 50% at Torment 2? Damn he's got one weird fetish .......I do..... and what does that have to do with it? Ah a Steve Jackson game seems obvious. So much merchant I'll be honest; I don't really understand why they would/should be comparable to vikings. Yes, he was asking for information not a link to the state's dmv page. The dmv.org site mentions in several places that it isn't any state's official page, if the .org address didn't make it obvious enough for anyone. Don't leave it. Internet stranger. You have all of my love Josef Mengray I never even realised it was differently I didn't know that Oh it does? I understand. I feel that way about things too. I bit the bullet and traded for sewing room bg. But I have WAY WAY WAY more NC than I need. If I organized it, I'd do a sale for the redditors looking for items. But it's just a mess of 1000+ items in my sdb, that's not counting the 900 items in my closet. Buuuuuuut... hot water triggers horrific eczema skin reactions from me, which definitely lowers my libido... so i lose either way?? what do you want from me? a screen shot? Kinky Wait, so you're complaining that a skill is weak because you're too lazy to use it properly? Seems they learn to defend themselves like the Old Father, with axe and/or songs. ^( Agent of the Ten Is that an ass? ...is she not aware of the existence of earplugs? Funny i should come here and see this post *right* after losing in PvP and wondering why my team was stunned the whole time. Right! And their website features 52 different displays, many at the same price, all with names like that. Yep, and then you go to their recruitment post to find "friendly and laidback". wtf does she have a wrench for You've had this problem all your life but have never mentioned it to your doctor? Okay *looks* either way that must mean we don't live too far from one another, huh I got Mondrian as my first contract hero. I just assumed he was an average hero, but the next three i got from contracts were Uzimant and i began to think my first roll was a bit of a fluke... OVNIMOON I can't understand how so many people fail to see this. wow thats good I was about to post this. I just started using it yesterday to level it up a bit because I just got if from the nightfall and holy shit does it shred things in PvE. Wait there's a part of Canada that isn't cold I am still lost Yes, the sole reason your ignorant ass is lying in bed typing on a smartphone is the US nuke program My fucking god that stare at the end was just too inviting Didn't the lady take him to court? Add a heat sink launcher, you'll sacrifice only .5ly. There will come a time when you'll be thankful for it! Trust me on this..... Is that really true? But a lot of places in morrowind had leveled monsters So you can now enter Tequila-la in online? Wenn ein ~~KabelBW~~ Unitymedia-Anschluss liegt, wie wird dann ins Internet gegangen, wenn man den nicht nutzt? Also: 10? Wow, Hack Well no combat skills, but in skyrim stealth is op as hell That car is damn beautiful! Or perhaps a *they How do you do that?!?!?! ( Those eyes exactly. (ps3 hardware over the top. rendering it a $AUD1000 price tag . Well... in the book he has a rocket launcher, hmph.... ( Oreimo was your first anime!? nib NA marth, if no one else offered Just tell her "It's not meant to be". Dat Ice Man Tho That Monkey Tho Fat? ... Ok, now I need to see this movie. Badly. What in tarnation am I waiting for Took me about 30 hunts to get 1 I argue that company is kind of the most known, everyone seems to have played munchkin at some point. Fluxx I think it was Fluxx Monsters or something Il s'avère que j'en ai même pas ? I don't know what surprises me more: that this option even exists or that this happened to me only once in 200 hours yea, definitely. i mean, we have two dogs and a cat and a bird as it is, its not like our house is smell free For the first hour... Until the heat of a million bodies makes you feel like you want to die in your giant body sweater The Divines raining plagues down on Skyrim? Jajaja cuando a veces salgo con mi novia me dice: llevame el celu en el bolsillo. La primera vez la mire $116m There's a Bleach online game of some sorts? I was not informed How is everybody doing with their challenges on Sky Block? We're currently working on our Hard ones. These are going to be prety difficult. damn There are competitors to Iron Mountain? That's pretty standard for a job posting in /r/sysadminjobs especially if you're in the CA area. There are some job postings i've seen, no joke, that ask/say it would be "nice to have" 3 years of experience with OpenStack Sell me that 4790K Why do people talk about bo2 ? Isnt it a bo1 Imagine the handjob she could give Lol yup, you made it sound like you were just gonna main Destiny non-stop, and what's scary is that some people will Oh okay I've been reading wrong LOL so a quickcast that has range indicator but like its still quickcast?! Oh I thought he said we are playing like them Wait, what. You just put ore + coal in, and it triples it, with no requirement for power or anything? Does it uses up 5 coal or something? I now understand why we were always yelled at for playing on the dunes near the house as kids. Oh shit! but you said you liked Rashad's commentary? but....but.... they poop in it Is this how Dick Cheney does it name? ( Seriously! I have a couple of friends that know I'm into skincare, but one time I mentioned how many products were in my routine and they were all " So, MMFA is *actually about ethics in journalism*? wait, maria procs maria..? WHAT THE FUCK Interesting... I get 4 results... reddit's missing... Wait I swear I have used coinbase before when making dogecoin purchases All jokes aside, I have a few whatsapp group with friends where there is some dark ironic humor going on with my brothers and close friends. I might just get arrested straight away Read the title at first glance as "FIFA 15 players snap their dicks ..." Wasn't being rude I didn't even know there was a difference I thought we were talking about hiphopheads.com Damnit Sips! You made me buy this game... And some donuts and bagels this morning! (true story Indeed. Finally a propaganda war I could approve of The website is accessible via your phone. i didnt downvote anything I was like "well it is 10 grams of product and has a mirrored compact" and then I clicked off sample size oh goodness that scared me tbh wtf 7 months already? As I read the title I just imagined Chandler saying it... Oh gosh... what if they made the freakin' Eel... you need to get a little beater gas saver and sell whatever you are driving now this is the stuff I like to see... and holy shit thats alot of subscribers! Nice setup! The wristband costs about the same as the watch 4 months ahead I cried at some Lego Elves preview where everyone was being friends. Husband was like I've been on your boyfriend's side :/ I've had a few friends (especially online ones) be like "I don't know what's wrong with me, my mother always does x,y and z because I'm so bad" and I'm there like Okay, that's just plain badass and now I'm envious. Maybe he already went back 8 pet WDs.. or worse... 8 crusaders spamming Fist of heaven. Where is there a house in Markham valued at 400K i know what you mean, how did he get so stretched out Adopt a pregnant teenager ... *brilliant* My bad got the name wrong. In dota 1 he was Chen Stormstout, idk what his name is now Thanks for the help, but i just received it - can't still trust my eyes but it's black bordered! Jag tror vi har nått fram till pudelns kärna. craziest offseason ever I've always wiped standing up and can't even imagine how people would do it sitting down My BEST reading was in lines at Disney World ... nearly dropped my copy of Star Wars: Agents of Chaos I on Expedition Everest though No. That's interesting, it looks like s.he stylezone is not available in Germany, but the Austrian dm website doesn't have p2! How does that even work?? Why would they make two different store brands for different countries? Does the bo1 groupstage means that if a team loses their first match they go home?? is this new OMG WHY DOES IT CUT OFF! My eyes just did this: Fuck the seeping wound Does it hurt? I came up with a straightforward answer too And there's been a fucking earthquake in my country xba,cupids will still played Well, I am available right now... But if you'd rather trade after that, then that's more than fine for me. What did you do with your hand?! Holy fucking shit. I had never heard of this and just looked through the Imgur album... at the very end I read the explanation thing and got creeped the fuck out because I live in Elizabethton and I know where that is. I am not off Where did I even hinted about reasonability about anything? very nice prices, but I am mainly looking for keys. I'm surprised how that bayo has not been sold yet lol 900 wins wtf Was there a second one? Ha, thanks. As far as I know, the grimoire has not stated earth switched places with mars...yet Dude, you need to chill, and not take things literally and so seriously. The audio... the terrible audio I think I used to have you on FL but not anymore I thought that was a joke It wasn't there this morning either I need to understand. How is that comment, in any way, related to that sub. Maybe they throw Goldie and Bryan into the IC title picture as well, as a little Raw before Mania surprise or something? Now just imagine that they want to eat you as well. Remember what? Well if that's true, then Im not a very good Asian Weirdly enough it says I won 32:10 even though the 24:10 is the one that won. Aren't you that famous and amazing person from the Warlizard forums? (> It was in the apartments I was working in today. My other favorite that didn't get saved, "FBI Surveillance van." well trained or well tricked hmmm (> Explain yourself I live in the land of always winter Necessary to WHOM? didn't secret saturdays had a proper ending? Holy hannah - 24g piracetam/day? erm... Wait, that was him in Men in Black? IMAGINE THIS IN THE PLAYOFFS Well, how'bout that... Thanks Oof. There is much cringing on my end now. Ahh. Yes, I've been CF all my life, but in general I am OK/able to work with older kids (10+) - the mandatory training is so depressing, tho. My Church actually has a list of 'allowed' kinds of contact an 'not-allowed' kinds. (Brief hug, OK. Excessively long hug, not OK...) and the instructions to watch all the other adults so no one breaks the rules makes me do: Very nice. Also a tad freaky for me; I got just about the exact same haircut a month ago, coming from a very similar cut as your old one. How does she think you're going to date Senegalese boys? Most black people in America don't know what Senegalese means and have probably never been to Africa. How are you supposed to date members of your very obscure race if you only have exposure to boys in the American school system? "Peace Rocket"? But... But either way they'd have had to gone and bought a new shirt. Unless you're suggesting they already had a tapout shirt and added a tag back on to it? I used to have a bank account like you...then... I don't have a problem ...damn Looks the same to me Why did this get downvotes Wait, Feynman had Synesthesia? Whoa... sleeping beauty if fucked up \*shock* Holy crap, when Luffy Punched that Celestial Dragon back into the Manga Oddly specific ...what? Dafuq did I just watch I was mis-remembering the name. See I know all you guys want to win a box. I know something about you people... What did I say that was bold, that I liked Archer Vice? And you're just sitting there like "haha.." *I will cut you Came here expecting a large cat with a small pup. Turns out, OP didn't typo. Its just as obscure as seeing a woman with a penis. Yea no kidding, LA and SoCal in general is super diverse. Much more than anywhere else I've been to at least. So are you from Temecula or LA? Never heard anyone from Temecula say they were from LA Must! Have! That! One! Riley Reid is a guy? I'll be there in a minute Its in no order i dont see the problem.... i am paying like that And, in Germany, were forced to not take part in it because hitting a civilian would literally give you a game over screen. Talk about censoring art \[ Never heard of one of those before. Those arn't webs! oh my god you don't know how happy you have made me!! I have been searching for this song for years!! i owe you my life Let's see if kaep can make the right reads in his progressions and get the ball to them she is taller than big minions? Do you lead by example (has she seen you do a trash run and/or clean the restrooms)? Maybe she's having a shitty day herself you can still block anhur impale ? Holy, so that's why I was waiting in the last thread... and no questions came for a good long time. "...if there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance..." Eh... maybe? What little bird told you that? Can you think of a paradox so paradoxical you can't even fathom it? In what world does the old Trist look less human than the new one? Apart from TLO, who *are* these people? yo como mucho pan, entonces debo ser un pan tierno si lo tienes del dia y duro y seco si lo dejas en una bolsa I thought I would have to do this but I listed him up yesterday for the min. BIN with like 10 contracts and just marksman chemistry and it sold It is back what was this Wieso verstecken? Der stream läuft im Vlc player und hängt einfach immer in irgendeiner Ecke rum+Ton über kopfhörer. Selbst wenn jemand vorbei kommt muss man da nix verstecken. Arbeiten heißt doch Arbeit zu erledigen und nicht in totaler Stille vorm Bildschirm zu hocken. Da sollte man vielleicht mal überdenken wo man Arbeitet wenn man sowas verstecken muss s5 didn't start yet. What spoilers are you talking about? She wears different clothes in every photo Yep. And they're releasing them one immediately after another. Yup, after i saw frankies presentation i went full " yeah, hopefully that's not the norm. i find that shipping from the US can be quite inconsistent even with the same type of shipping from the same location. who knows Now that I think about it, which skill is the best Are you from the future? Yeah, weird, I don't know why RollDeDice did that, he is an applicant here Wow, that's crazy. But that means that theres people who buy a new crib every season Whoa...it's been like 2.5 years for me So she turned herself to stone? Edited: O.o ---> I honestly thought you were using a text to speech engine or worshippers made a statue about her? Or maybe HiRez designed an Easter egg? Not even! Smart guy! Certain emoticons, in any case. The same guy used Oh CRAP! I just realized I left mine.. um.. running. So where all hunters had an ats ibcrease last patch except xbal, xbal is now having his ats decreased Sweet doughnutty Jesus never heard that one before Would also be interesting to know what Valve's SDK includes, like prediction, time-warp and stuff like that Wow...eroge_? what ? I'm a male, healer, raid leader. what I can't tell you how annoying it is to Ancestral the full health Stitches when I mean to cast it on Illidan How long have you been taking it now? And how much do you take? I've heard some women say they only take 1 a day, some women say they take 4... What? How do you do that? Ich möchte nicht Polizeichef in Wuppertal sein Whoa...wait...hold on a minute. You mean to tell me you know a guy or two who could... ITT ignorant asshole male privilege Yeah just edited the post, I thought they were neutral/green and wasn't moving then I'd love to see that slow split in real life thats funny, i literally just had a game where i was wyvern and me and a medusa raped hard. medusa was godlike at 13 mins 11 I'd love to write you! No need to write back though...Im probably not entirely comfortable with sharing my address anyway and my husband wouldn't be crazy with me giving out my address The blonde in the second row Thanks! When I doodle like this, it's all just free-form and straight from my mind. But when Im not satisfied with certain letters - which is always the capital letters - I do look to the internet for inspiration. Like right now, I don't like my M's, which is weird because my first name starts with an M cuanto pesas? nos conocemos?! Are you serious? A girl actually got out the tape measure? So what about lance/GL? Can they backhop into a wall cling? If it works, I can't imagine how weird that would look. You mean Aang? the Last Airbender OMG!! the steampunk vulcan is fucking amazing There is a way to fast travel in this game?! The shoulders on that thing look smaller than the waist Your arms are amazing Je suis français, qui ta donnée sa ? I wasn't attacking you, How has nobody else done this? I figured everyone did this, but there's a bunch of people telling me they haven't... sounds like your next one needs to be a Busta Rhymes-field video... Yes, I traded you again, I missed Plusle Does that mean girls are exempt from it ? It's not my game either. You mean the slowest way? I'm surprised anyone downvoted this at all. because further assumptions about people you know nothing about is bound to convince me Oh my fucking god that is incredible What did I do wrong why am I downvoted? I was at a local vape shop and got to hit a coil like this, 30 wrap 28ga single coil, in a 30mm atty. Thing ran off a giant 12v lipo RC battery at ~200W I'm married to Nidalee. ^I ^wish ^the ^mating ^season ^is ^over ^soon. ^ good thing that happened AFTER the car passed AMD processor but a 960? O_o Are they any good? Are they even a thing? U still play? "I shoot people" I didn't realize the NY Times links would expire... I think I reversed it Yeah, gosh! They might have died of old age in their sleep several decades later! The horror Who the hell has time to garnish a midnight snack They even have interlocking tabs and slots, front to back! Kitty Rengo Wut?? Is that Jaime King with Taylor?! Wow, can't believe that lady is pregnant. ...99k for 9 perfect peaches sounds like insane overkill, but sure, I got them. Really? Crossfit should be criticized at anything but the very upper level, how the hell did anyone get his videos taken down? Felix Jones What did i say? So much D3 love in here. But I like puzzles... I can't possibly be the only one that thought EW3 and MEP2's puzzles were fun... can I? If it was only one person who did this and they only bought it by one month at a time that's $960 Serious question, is it possible to have second-hand placebo effect? For children under 4 there's not a whole lot you can give them, but Hyland's Cough actually did seem to help my daughter get better (so much so my husband noticed, and he didn't even know I gave it to her the first time). Is this like a "I told her it would make her better so she got better" kind of thing because toddlers and babies don't really have great comprehension and I used it multiple times because she did stop coughing I bought the wrong bloody pink wool. :( I now have 3 balls of baby pink wool that I will have to find some patterns for baby clothes. I will have to try get the right pink now, so another shopping trip I'm going to have to try not get more wool that I don't need Imagine getting pinned by the Gaping Dragon Apex and Zenith boycott incoming?... He went from -_- to The first link is completely subjective, regardless of it being a fuck up or malicious editing of a kind. People will have seen that report originally and taken it at face value. The second link is an analysis by a highly respected lecturer in media who will soon give evidence to the banking enquiry on the medias role during the boom - it is clear how that interview was framed. ( God I had to read that twice - Tubbers gets 750k a year ! ( They're Beautiful! You were already added from quite some time ago as far as I can tell on my list. Not sure what we've done before though. Looks seriously unstable, and not solid at all. That doesn't drive you nuts? I mean, is that road in the forground 29 and the one in the background 250?! You just made me think, I'm 5'8" and the 171 lbs she lost is way more than I ever was at my "fattest". I thought you were making a reasonable point, but turns out you're just on a witch hunt for some reason. Does this random internet guy really piss you off that much? Har vi en stalker? How did that link scare you? I've never seen something with 0% upvotes. Did you downvote your own post? depends what is socketed into it Now I am staring at our banner Is that a good sheeit or not? was this a reference to the eagles "dream team?" I've only ever heard it referred to as frags or kills. Never bombs. S-soraka has tits? Nah man... the 2nd seat is for good conversation with those space hookers you meet at dingy trucker stops. Which ep was 403? and I didn't realize #communityrewatch was a thing Why would you instance w/ a random? who even has 70k what the fuuuuck. 590 bard!? How is this even possible Oh whoops, missed the second half of the quote. I'm talking about the first half, purely for confidence-building... or so I thought until I read the second part omg, that tubmlr blog but 75% is the majority of the season Ha! That sounds terrifying 64 GB of RAM? Okay! I've deposited lvl 10 female electrike for Registeel. IGN: Helle. It's really funny, all the other ones got sniped for OTHER Registeels. I know funny is subjective and I don't mean to be negative... but which part was funny? They all looked like pretty normal clips How did it not sound unbiased? My first legendary was a golden noz and i burned him for a rag also... Okay, that did it, sticking a weapon in there. So Sendai's obsession with night battles means... The first sight of vocano stones floating on water forming a clear division looks really scary. Gilbert!! Haha That's funny!! :) Ours was at this beach called Seagrove Park... If you got engaged there too, then you are me and I am you. so.. you can still stay in the game without getting kicked I always thought it was Water/Psychic Oh fuck. god he looks so weird without beard In my gallery. I don't spell well apparently. Lol. Ctrl+F doesn't work if you type what you're looking for wrong. MYSTERIOUS ONE-EYED MAN! Alright. Alright. Alright. Very nice! >How did it not sound unbiased? Fuck, I did not need to see that. I've never had it do that.... ( I was just about to post something like 'Awesome giveaway man' when I read your last line, and username checks out! I love you so much for showing me this Am I married to Quinn or Valor? Or Both? I still don't get it. Oh, I will go. I'll go all the way. That particular carinderia had chicharon AND lechon bits on top of the pancit. They will also serve you egg drop soup on the side, iirc. So if I force you to work 10 hour days you'll be more productive? Missing a lot of genres there Do GBA SP really sell for that much? Holy cripes, three people posted the same thing within three minutes after an hour of the thread being up... But there's no reason for it to be less acceptable for your s.o. to feel that way than it is for your parents to. Them feeling disappointment because of something you've done or not done is literally the same feeling that your parents get in that position. Thank you for the link! I've been looking for a portable music player that *isn't* an iPod to replace my old slightly buggy one. Is the battery really only 11 hours? it's only rewarding for you when you have more than others? this is nuts!! especially since you popped like wtf how did you get his skill dmg multiplication? Me too Oh god four sets of labia? really? Ow gosh the udyr is wonderful but I already have spirit guard Wow... Wtf happens when I don't thoroughly read r/bf in a few days??? ...Seriously? wow, I thought that these images are usually just a render. I'm sure they'd stop if the masses didn't buy the shit out of it. Have I said here anything about Nos not being fine? Why...why is there a hole where there shouldn't be one? Where does it lead? Uhm it literally says don't upvote, maybe I'm retarded but I think that is the opposite of begging for votes WOW...I can really ramble a lot about The Aquabats. My apologies. Is this ranked match??? OOC: The American side... 5:27 Am, taken a sleep aid and tried an herbal tea... still no sleep. Some of them make Tess look small... How the balls did you have so much deltaV/fuel what about those TIRE TRACKS .... who drives those cars? Do /r/trap not already have it in 320? This is an unexpected level of hostility about someone not liking Beyonce. My sister's name is Sarah Is it wrong that I want to take the spring from the RS and stick it in that GBB? Fortasse meum lexicum non optimum est, sed "coiret" non habet. ...Non amo translatio de Google, sed eum requiro, et inquit quod "coitus quaesitus" vult... Nolo... Eh? Wasn't that there from the beginning... Not particularly... Did you just call Baron "sunshine" This needs to happen pso-1 exists?????????? What kind of upside down world are we living in where apex and kenny are playing alright but maniac is topfragging ^ ( What the actual fuck? Playing a Pillar of the Caged God build using self-cast Immortal Call. Keeping it up indefinitely is a lot stronger than I had expected it to be, especially after I ran an Untainted Paradise with an obscene number of blue Union of Souls Devourerers. I should have died about a dozen times there. Oh man, believe me, I know exactly how it is to be on the receiving end of Ultra Low Quallity warrior or visa versa? I need this in my life oh wow, I'm drinking 98 oz soooooo 12.25 cups a day Luminarti Shibe! I'm just as surprised as you are I was 12 when I moved away from Brooklyn (I lived in Sunset and Bay Ridge) to a very very small rural town in TN. That is when I knew what the "dark" meant. You're going to compare Brady, Belichick and the Pats to the current state of the Cowboys? Oh god of course....what part about this confused you My first experience when he shot his lazer I was like " ok thats not to hard to dodge, it explodes taking massive damage... I was like shit I don't like either of them. Skyfall was alright, but not a fan of their music. Adele's better, but still I just don't like her voice. Oh shit, I didn't even know more than one existed What, where did I say that? And the cupcakes went straight into my gallery Must have... What else is the reason for the summon ability? I thought those were two seperate puzzles Power Rangers combined Megazord... You wipe from the front? In soviet Russia, the snow freezes you... oh wait, that's right PAS - **P**ay **A**ttention **S**hitheads? How deep is your account for it to require someone to do a depth investigation I at least take solace seeing how much better /r/lrcast is than any other I've visited. I mean, imagine how this would have gone down in /r/twoxchromosomes Dat 1-2-3 combo roaming combo wrecked them early on.. Game 5... Wow this got A LOT more response then I predicted holy shit i never actually realized that he doesn't get tiny anymore after using third gear But... they're standing up... stunned anyone watching a stream with a tilted map or something.. wtf is this Sorry.. what? oook... I think I get what you're saying, just not sure exactly how that relates to Noah repopulation haha. sorry I've actually got zero in max stamina (from gear or attributes) and the 30% stam regen from NB + stam when getting hit from 5pc heavy. It takes ~80% of my max stamina to break free It's actually just a big stand in a mall, but it has its own room and everything, with a bored saleslady on two chairs and a bunch of mirrors mutters and sulks because findation doesn't have my bareSkin shade (porcelain, 01) and foundation matrix is confusing to use (for me). Instead of giving me my MAC shade I always wind up on a page full of NARS concealers they want me to rate as matching/not matching.... Are you sure you're an Inter fan? OMFGGG I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR SO OMG OMG I FEEL TRAUMATIZED HELP 911 Creepy intro. Industrial music scares me sometimes holy cow, really just one frame? Why do u guys get so much hype about this team Amazing how big UKIP would become under PR Couldn't you just edit the title to something else? Or does Reddit not have that simple functionality? No idea bro lol that was a inside joke with my faction.. + I killed you and you hacked....... no troll ..8 turns I'm not G Rank where did you see this preview again Uh... Paladins are kinda core to Blood Elf lore. watch out she tries to steal em....she tried with mine wow Can't wait to start moving my stuff to the new base Same here, what's your gt there was some weeks where it was just startling how much i'd eat. i remember an entire pizza for dinner. and i was fine, i felt good. a little tired maybe. another day i desperately ate *all* the bagels throughout the day. i didn't even gain any weight that week. Could you imagine a Pokemon game with Link, (from Legend Of Zelda)??? And there were swords, and people fighting along side the Pokemon? And you could release all 6 for a huge mob??? Could you imagine Blastoise and Bwoser having a fight!?!?! Be comfortable in your own skin. Also, ask questions! People find that interesting. youradhere How can you post on Reddit if you're without internet My eyes were this -> It's like you've never even heard of Pekka Rinne? I'm more surprised by the fact that Tom Hanks has a brother I have to look for excuses to explain why I'm single in my late 20s to my South Asian grandparents and there's no excuse for it unless I'm working on one more degree. Are they searching for silverfish spawners? I'm watching Chads POV and he keeps running by spawners and saying he doesn't see anything. That is a weird video Paris, France... Where did all the frenchies go ? You'd probably make a better parent than most parents I know. (THIS IS NOT A BINGO!!! JUST SAYING!!! Well this sure as hell beats the baseball bat method. estan entretenidos dandome ceros y yo no me entero porque estoy empana con las noticias así I want to go to there I neeeed this taunt And they seem to think a lot of juices have cinnamon just sprinkled into it like seasoning. That doesn't *actually* happen, does it? O don't care if it was her wedding or whatever the event was, there is no justification for that. You get knocked back when you aerial a shield? I have no idea either, when I posted it I had -3 in like 1 min My dad is watching this stream on rocksmith because he's trying to learn how to play a guitar he bought (Yes he bought a $1000 guitar without knowing how to play, that's how he rolls). Anyway this stream is really loud and while I was writing my essay, they had a raffle giveaway and someone named dadkub won What can I say? Gotta use dem assets. Speaking of... Squeeze me Aphro? Source ...how is Harden AND Lebron not over 70%?! I had to take at least one to use all my money woooooooooooooooot! Didn't think of that one I thought so? I couldn't play Olli Olli 2, it's so bad Christ. Looks like he wants to pimp you out Is this other player some creepy weird stalker with a shrine dedicated to you in their bedroom? splinters? you must have some huge farts You're right, and I think the woman in OP's post was probably referring to that. Sure, it may be just a teaspoon or so of *actual* blood... but anyone who has ever had a period knows it's wayyyyyy more than that coming out Proportions are wrong! Don't forget, OP is very specifically into biology. Runs perfectly, but does it do what was intended? What is esoteric!! You can buy a 980 for $540 It could have been a simple "call for check on welfare" during the bedbug inspection that became "discovery of a body". Unless you guys have some pumped-up frigging bedbugs. who still has desktop icons? \\( I am a witness of this. Browsing pixiv leads you to some unexpected realms Wow, you guys are quick. Dear god. It's pinging at me like mad The varmilo looks amazing How does that change everything?? Whoa...you're...you're pretty badass I moved from Austin to Boston I'm not sure, but if she seems skinny you can get some ensure drinks for her to put some weight back on her. Does it seem like she's choking? That's the only reason I can imagine she'd be sticking her tongue out Thornton actually shot??? In what way Err, you already have a UT SSB Greninja, why would you want another? holy crap I didn't know it was PERMANENT. Maybe he thinks the baby's the return How did you get a 5L Belly after just one week of playing?? When I started with the game on open beta launch it took me about a week to find out how the game works in principle and I needed another month to grasp trading and how to make currency Wait, wait, did you use *vinegar* to wash teargas out of your eyes? really? You got rid of the Cleric Beast music so you could replace it with this? Is there a non-racist story behind this? TOOO HIGH FOR THIS ! I used differently sized googly eyes and drew a line for a mouth. It's like She found a magic amulet that took 15 years off her age? I clearly need better speed runes Mind if i ask why the difference in pricing of the AWPs, people prefer the sticker on the scope rather than the body? Congrats? I would make hugging Kirby. (> A HYDRA fan who doesn't like Nazi Simmons.... Oh we are already friends What is this from? Thankyou that face.. the mouth " Never use lube. Let me look you directly in the eyes before I say this next part ... Why does your friend have a picture of you with your dick out? That's actually how I did it. A while ago I could lift more with my left arm than my right (and I'm right-handed Kingdom Hearts Anal Mix Does this need to be NSFW? | 838 makes you a tryhard?? In case anyone else hasn't mentioned this, not only is the miata's parts cheap, easy to get and easy to work, it will also be a great learning curve towards independence. No parent would turn away the opportunity to allow their child's interest in DIY auto maintenance. Plus, when you're out of town and leave the car behind, they'll have a car to drive around in to make them feel young again; you never know, you might learn in a couple of years that the Miata was where you youngest sibling was conceived... Luke Skywalker: But then all they'd need is an extension cable to connect two distant ends. Everything they said about Kennen was true though 5 months of playing and i've only seen a single Eldar, which was just recently.. I can't wait! I'd have worn a better jacket if i knew we were gonna be on TV ok so... 10% patron + 10% dwarven + 20% xp tonic + 10% halloween gummy + 10% halcy buff. You can reach 60% more exp Roman..... Sparta.... she's fat? Sneaky's score though, and Pray's score. 33 kills apart of 11 on a Corki I see you EVERYWHERE ..... I'd say the best mod completely alone without othwrs to support it is probably thaumcraft. I'm half ~~Is it Moscow near Alye Parusa? that wuabbit looks odd Zomg. It is just like actual city development. You are a game dev I never would have expected GE Tigers to go 2-0 1400 hours of PlanetSide 2, 400 in Arma 3. Shit, I never thought of it that way before. I guess that means you're right! Fox didn't even do bad The best is the 4 pictures of him and the shoe, it's like "hmm I like this,let's see what's inside. Oh God wtf did I just smell... In Ireland it was always bullshit but are 79's meant to be bad O_O!!!! PLEASE.... PLEASE PLAY THIS LIKE RIGHT NOW.... SO WE.... WE CAN GET OPINIONS... I mean not like we really need it but seriously... PLAY IT Am not! On my list, you're ranked at 4 and I'm 10! HE? Precisely. No i haven't. They have a good selection of glocks on thier website. This KJW i expect to last at least a year then I'm gonna get my baby back that i miss so much..... KWA mp7 This is too amazing Meteos and sneaky were the reason they ever had a lead TIL there's a prison with a trap door on Solstheim. There are so many posts! I just don't know how twisted someone need to be on this to make a funny jokes in here Lol dont break up with her .. this is based on a russian girl.. unlesssssss ur gf is russian Do you seriously think they will transcode every stream to lower quality just so people would pay more to watch in HQ? is.....is....is that green pubic hair how did you 'sneak in' behind them on CBT? ... Wow, you're right. Why would they have this idiot on their moderation team? I can't help but imagine that scene...the doors slowly opening... Dinklebot screaming "We've woken the Awoken!!! I'm trembling just thinking of the move set that behemoth would have thats......creepy Aw, you shouldn't have. I'd give you gold, but I'm a poor and greedy bastard. Have this emoji instead Buy a bidet It's a fail of the system, blame the system not the players that still trying this ded game, well even with all the MOBA kidobase hate some people still playing PvP at this game! The Simpsons' "monorail" song So does this mean phone guy commited suicide ...why are there so many subreddits about cables??? Why are your prices so high when you have so many That cock, and load, need to be in me. NOW Wait, can you actually fight in the arena????? How?? I'm only on day 2 of my diet and have lost 4lbs without exercise. This was not in the manual. The parent trap OMG, Please correct the tag team phrase. No, I don't believe I do. Who is witch hunting Sargon? TSM beat CJ faster than WE That guy on the left has a promising future as a Joker cosplayer. That smile... Dorian Festa, ich feier deine Mucke dude, aber du hast mich einfach auf deiner facebook page geblockt als ich !positiv! kommentierte, warum? Have they ever been seen together? Full build at 28min? How do you even get that gold? Am I? Who are we? Why do we live? Who am I? aaaaaaand aurburn just upset lsu...... What was your mesmer equipping instead? I know, right? Senpai!? ( Wow. Poor guy. I thought you were commenting on anther topic I'm engrossed in about people who split the tip of their tongues to be lizard-like. Please tell me you got that off a shelf in a random Barnes & Noble and it's not in an actual classroom. then what the hell is the rest of their body for Or some of my (stock early-)2011.. modest? We are on fire Do you even read what you type? I dun see a lappy in there. Who said Inven was better? OOC: Uh huh! I know your games! I see through you! Wait, I can see through you?! I have, most of the forums i read through were arguements about marijuanna vs alcohol and why it should be decriminalized, thats mainly why i made a thread here haha. In my handbook some of the side effects of accutane are suicidal thoughts, and depression Well shit. How big was the pot if there was 2 butterfly fades in that 1 pot ..and even higher now I had a pet with one, but I can't find anything to do with it Yes ..what's that got to do with their nicknames? But the cake is a lie.... Ofc it makes the Radditz armor sort of disturbing: Is that a severed Saiyan tail on there? Is it HIS tail You and your dad were born at the same time? This vday my SO made a joke about the circumstances under which my mother's boyfriend sexually abused me and didn't express any desire for any intimacy whatsoever. Tomorrow's ironically his birthday xD EDIT: What, you butter golems think that was made up? I fucking wish. How does the bonecrusher help hunter xp? I did it for 3 years What are you not hyped for? Oh yeah. How are the characters being super racist if they treat all hunters equally? normal game I call kittyshit on you, Kayleigh. And who is in Incursio anyways? ...... It'd say it's more like being in a closet lined with thick steel and titanium It's a shame I'll have to listen to this tomorrow... wait... did he just say "whom whom" ? Should I be afraid that 50 people (Including me) Have been staring at bidoofs on a farm for 20 minutes? lol I got downvoted for asking a question? I expected more from the V8SC crowd...guess you're all still reaching puberty...or reaching for that tin of Bundy or JD.... "DaNiko SeksiPamaus tuli mukaan." Mitä vittua mä just luin? 11:33 and 12:03 A deer on the track? Where?? There were a competition?? You are correct and it is not a placebo. My family used to get milk straight from the cow from a local farmer. The you have to shake it up before you drink it kind. But we also made butter and cream from it, and my mom would let parts of it it culture (?) and it creates a bacteria that is very good for the digestive system. I never tried it personally because it still sounded disgusting. if you're mom said "here come have some of this bacteria culture" would you try it? Dying Light level with detail being extremely optimised. I'm distracted by his penis. Can't stop looking at it. How can someones screen get that grimy? He bumped the mobster in the third room through the wall 1.92 seconds (ish) off Schumachers 2004 pole time Shit, i was just trying to make a joke, and now I accidentally learned something What trick?? Hahah thanks. First I will be rendering this at its full poster resolution (Not that it will be a poster... yet Not a meat grinder, it looks like a sugarcane juicer... I got U&Y! so surprised The only reason i can think of to use coal power plant is some really heavy roleplaying Now why in the fuck did I click that? Which Larry? Which friend? Larger? Why? Oh please do! Stoner Jake Gyllenhaal is like my ideal man. I honestly never saw that best or worst I've watched every episode of Summoning Insight and haven't heard him once shit talking NA Kind of looks like a turd Freaking Naruto and Sasuke are drawn as they look that they are couple, Dafuq Yeah they went the extra mile to make him almost "attractive". TIL liquid fire cannot be stolen by rubick!! looks really sick man! Did you bought it on the market or traded it? I don't even want to know the price $82.35 for 15 minutes? I want that pointing stick! This is.....actually pretty decent That's not a noodle Omg the normal casting They should make open fields of these this makes me feel a bit better. Although with that mod list you must be running a master race rig Imagine if the Transfiguration ran out. To look like a samurai Oh goodness I haven't left the house today and it says I have... My kiln with t70 on ironman took 50 mins, what am I doing wrong? I had no idea the team only had 3 programmers Definitely interested in the Pachirisu but I'm worried about the new distribution that just came out, does the value change or has it been the same? Entre /u/bytewave sur /r/quebec et /u/warlizard sur /r/trollxchromosomes, ma vie est pleine de surprise ces temps ci ca a d'lair! I read this while it was playing Raw on Monstercat FM I'm always up for making new friends, anywhere, anytime. :D I've driven through Texas twice. Up by Amarillo and down by I-10 I think it was. Cop made a border patrol joke that I was driving into Mexico at 1 am. ( so i can't click the link? Well, yes. I want those, too, but not without the healing factor. Otherwise I'd die the first second I popped those suckers out. ghost puck got enough of everything but not stone Keep your eyes peeled on 3/20 and 3/21 Wow I see teams way happier and celebrating more during a regular match during the LCS. I know the tournament isn't done, but I figured they would look more excited. So this one time i was taking apart my athlon x4 760k rig, and i went to remove my stock cpu cooler from my cpu, and my whole cpu comes out with it! I can almost wear the one with the neck opening of 24" as a skirt Umm wasn't there an option for 1/2, answer D I think? That's pretty neat. I hope you get an answer to this Really looking forward to playing this but I have to finish up some of my never ending backlog first Ummmm But those are two different galleries ( That...that was a beautiful pass from Rinny I'm happy to see the 2nd to last group of people fit into this story as well. This is going to be interesting! How are they going to tie all of this together especially with the tax demon guys coming over to the bamboo place What's the fourth one? Op, I'm not sure what you mean by that. Excuse me for a moment while I...take care of an itch bro put them on whatever and play with them. i put vamp runes on Taharus(wind elemental) and i like it. I usually only use him for water hall but sooner or later ill lvl him and he already hits hard so im sure after i 5-6* him with those runes he will be a beast. just play with them and different mons. Dont always follow what others say. people may think one thing and then you do the complete opposite and come up with some beast combo. imagine wind kfg with vamp runes beasting in guild wars "Weird stain..." "YOGHURT!!!! 6 Years ago! It was a sunny afternoon and I really needed a cool snack" " OMG, I grew up in rural NW Minnesota just east of Fargo and the Kohl's thing is 100% true... I doubt it. I think the books and other goodies will keep us busy until then though! P.S. I finally got back to writing and more than doubled the length of one of my chapters your amazing! I read that as "Lee's in Nidalee", that thought will haunt me for a while What just happened Optical? That sounds good, I just like all of the shiny weapons and armor this game has to offer In 2005 I was doing work experience at a primary school as an IT technician ( I was 15 and it was my old primary school ). It wasn't really in the teachers lounge, it was in IT department during lunch ( we ate alone ) the people I was working with, decided to mess with the teachers laptop, making sure the battery is really flat etc basically doing stuff so the IT guys actually got called to do stuff, and because the two guys were friends with my mum... they were talking about my mum... Looks exactly the same upside-down as right-side up Jesus this lady is going bald What font are you using? p-plant your seed? WHAAAAAA? I remember Pray had a shit champion pool and he did not like to practice which is why he got kicked. Seems like his champ pool is still shit. He did not play a different ADC other than Corki the whole tourney LOL. Spirit looks better than ever, its probably not even his final form She sure's giving me a weird idea WOW. For a minute there I thought you were complaining about your sore vagina How did you create the exact same effect I traded it to you, so it's odd that you didn't receive it? I have your Jumpluff. *new* build? Last 30 seconds of every cap was a zombie pit at the point The Don't Tread on me one? Yeah Blue eyes? WTF did you do? Don't... don't open it. Or you could strap them together... seems easier than unrigging the straps. At 9:26:53 tonight It will be the Pi Moment I knew it, the lot of them, dirty minded guardians... But if that is so.. Does that mean the Traveler is a big dirty ball of a mind? Uhm... I can understand the thread getting removed for having spoilers, since that isn't allowed, but how is this witch hunting? I want it That's the reason behind the name Karma. If you play bad he Will play bad, if you play well he will also do that confirmed jeeesus, $27?! ive got 4 things in my cart and it says $2.99 for 1-2week delivery in the US Does that thing eat adult male dubias?! This is the first real news that gave me any hope, and it is from Yahoo? Ok but how do i know if its good Can I grab that link I know a guy that's getting one... hmmmm I sense sarcasm!!! Wtf.... for?? That looks almost like spam. Just noticed that vaping on Nautilus Mini at 4.5V (11.6W) has seem to already given my brand new coil some tough work, I think it's starting to taste a bit burnt but I can't really tell for sure because I've been chainvaping for a half hour. I've only been vaping on this for about a day and a half If Curry can get more than 35 I have a chance at $500 Think this may be my option. Spalted Maple cap : D, $400 - I still wanna know what it is. Unless I'm the person it's on ( I was like you can get 99's from clues Is it in the funeral home? Yes or no? interesting, had no idea Another catch by Umar Acid reign adv? why no expert That's no glitch. Exactly $3 per round over today's spot? Hmmmm... Is this even possible? We found a solution to attention seeking Op's, a final solution God her smile.... ^This guy knows I kind of thought he was going to pull her kid out of there Yeah.. It wasn't til I got to HR5 that I cut off a dragon's tail for the first time. MFW it popped off: O_OOOO_O_O___OOO You are effectively 12 hours ahead of me exactly Is it? Am I weird for thinking they're both like approximately equally pretty? "Kiki" is what I called my blanket when I was little and this comment gave me a very weird visual elaborate Wha?! That's your *rough* draft? Er... perhaps I'm just a big dumb-dumb here (only began playing a little over a week ago now, though I'm a quick learner, thankfully), but... what's the A button do while running in a circle? I'm actually kind of impressed that it took it this long to leak. He is the kid with the downvotes... I.e., an auto-hidden dropdown tab/toolbar in fullscreen mode like Firefox has had forever? I requested that exact feature years ago in the Chromium issues tracker, and it was marked CLOSED WONTFIX (or whatever their equivalent is) with a snarky comment basically saying they wouldn't ever do such a stupid thing. You're amazing at pulling out red herrings Everyone is saying that and I'm just sitting here glad that I happened to have my headphones off when I clicked the link. I feel like this is my first time ever hearing her and she sounded really great But the vulture sucks! cant even power class 3 pulse lasers maxed out how do you twist it around their neck you were never in hoodlum gang How many games have you played to get an 83% win rate? Since when was flashing a malphite ult worthy of a youtube clip Did......did you just answer your own question? Inverted?? Closed party I am in love with this Fucking bullshit. I wanna go to that GameStop! How exactly would Blustone Pendant nerf or Death's Toll buff change Triple Crit? My dad took us to one of the nicer steakhouses in town...Oh...my...Gooooooooood! This thread is like trawling for mysogynists. Generalisations abound, despite a complete lack of context! For all we know, this woman is doing performance art I too fish with sharkbait. But do not like sharkbites for long term fixes that explains, why we got trader joes ice tea in germany... Is that another kid taking a picture in a tablet in the reflection in the mirror of #9!? I can like understand a double post, we have a triple here He must've been drunk as shit Wait what?!? Wait... we... we were done with Crystal already today?! What the Mfw my little cousin is Filipino and we call her kiki We have the same grails. Yes, those, thank you! The more I look at this, the more it inspires me... Its been a long 8 months I just saw your edit. I totally did not expect my question to result in someone getting Reddit gold and someone else getting a Draik Major Lazer.... Is Diplo and Friends. yeah that part kinda surprised me too. When one nasty SJW and her cronies - all of whom had a massive grudge against 8chan - came after me after I wrote a less-than-flattering blog entry exposing their shenanigans/hypocrisy, my statement that "Your personal feelings aren't a measure of (il)legality." suddenly became "I support child pornography." There are people who PLAN to stay in bad health?? It's a mystery, isn't it? Truly a mystery "I just can't stand those who are intolerant"... Make a Federal Law giving blacks an advantage... Fuck me sideways we are playing so fucking well Sounds crappy I kind of like what the women at the bottom wear. The crochet ones on the other hand What in god's name is a dot-reply? I've seen them mentioned and used but still don't get the point if you're replying to the tweet someone sent... Forgot about Djemba Djemba! How could I forget! I never thought I'd be this happy to be at school howd you two meet?! uhm, can you really actually read or even discuss something with 100k viewers? Why are you so happy Enjoy your shiny Epurr! This isn't already a feature? There are already websites who do that for you Oh my *freaking god*. That eye contact. Which of those things is made of chocolate? 15 shots of vodka? That sounds like some kind of absurdest performance art... Did Envy succeed? I think you meant "definitely Pidgeot" right? Selling random mob drops is a horrible way to do it around 650 I guess, if you could copy the tip of the bs and put it on the front I would love to use Retin A but don't those things come in little tubes? or are there body lotion versions I'm not aware of? Maybe they are our best advertisers It seems like weaving like that would make it harder for you to react if drivers still don't see you since you'd have to straighten your bike out... Isn't that a Real Place? I know right? I don't know which part of being thrown down to the floor was a flop Because he just got buffed a few days ago Jesus Christ, this is just like the "Satanic Sex Abuse" scare here in the US 25 years ago, except in this case it's actually real. What is this place? I still dont understand how this team beat GE My stepmother gave birth to my brolet at 10.5 lbs. Natural birth. I thought I was just going to visit her before she gave birth. Nope. Got handed a leg and was like Why don't you just make it part of the workout??? Woah! I need this game Was this really the team that went 2-1 against GE? How the hell did Spirit live from that while keeping his flash? why she be release in 4 weeks since bellona was release in 25 februrary Every time I end up 1v1ing a hunter in arenas, they can kite for days and for some reason are strangely tanky HOLY CRAP THIS FORTIBUS +1'D MY VERMILLION BIRD $490.. This restart might result in another caution. how does that work!? I'm sticking with this one. I like it much better than the last one. Plus, I think people will actually hunt me down and harm me if I change it again! It looks SOOOO real /r/videos is not a feminist subreddit Erm, how long can it be reserved? I seem to have misplaced my 0144 game... I forgot to give you the money... of course i got the sarcasm. those veins man... do you have blood pressure problems? the most eye popping one for me was dayz at 5 keys...and also valuing black flag at the same rate as infestation For me it shows up as a link to a page that doesn't exist. Weird. I had a patient yesterday watching some coverage on the Ferguson police shootings, and he told me, "I don't mind being on the blacks' side, but they're mostly thugs trying to make white people look bad." yeah I saw that and thought wow that looks painful. Wicked /u/laudhaus is pretty much nailed this one. We also have a food/coffee truck that stops by each shift. It has lots of doughnuts, but also soup. This helps a lot. On this point, should anyone feel inspired to help out one of the lines by dropping off some snacks, doughnuts/sweets are appreciated but a veggie tray, some sandwiches, soup or something nourishing is even better. Coffee is always a big hit too. All donations are greatly appreciated, but I don't even want to think about how many pastries I've had over the past 2 weeks who the fuck is SWM. you dont abbreviate heroes with 3 letters specially with W in it. ROFL. In 5 minutes you couldn't charge your FSD? Sorry again, LOL! I was just coming off of reading a thread in /r/SubredditDrama involving racist posters in a /r/worldnews thread so I think my brain was primed to make a stupid assumption. Teach us how to make a valid argument, please? We need your guidance, you are our only hope Sometimes? none of them are stat, and he said i can even take out 2 awp ft Good lord Wait... 500%increase in multiplier?? doesthat mean a 1000% multiplier is now 5000? 800 to 4000% that shit'scrazy. what if you used that with mifune Is that a fucked up rendition of Marcel Duchamp's 'Fountain'? Why not both? When they took it out of the spaceship, it exploded. Much like how Lapis' mirror shattered when Steven removed her gem. If the mural is a depiction of Diamond and Rose, the ship could possibly have been a prison/weapon powered by one of the Diamonds. I'm just going to casually sit here and be jealous. Maybe rumble figures were a prototype for Amiibo!!! Mind blown what the fuck am I watching The wheel base looks enormous from this angle Sorkin you ain't, OP. In my opinion, more scary than Elimo and Ronel in this batch if you can cook up a mono fire team against Earth enemies So you're making a generalization as your argument? I hate to even try to mention this to you... but in 5.5 when they have a double AP or full AD team.. galio can jungle. I wish I was joking, but you go full tank and smite gromp buff with high hp. your ult WILL kill the entire enemy team just from gromp + thornmail and if they are double AP you go higher hp tank and still kill The parasite mushroom that /u/Rumsiac mentions is horrifying, and is not to be messed with. Trust me, you don't want THAT in your brain. ( Wait, it was that hard to process what I said? Or choke out all the others plants? I've had monks spawn on me once. Less than an hour into the tournament and your stack was 10BB? What happened? wow, what you can do with liquid paper If any of their oud comes from Indonesia (we're famous for our sandalwood & oud), there's a high chance it's supplied by my dad's friend. Even with my discounts and buying straight from the source, it costs me $50/6ml bottle. This is him giving the oil to me almost for free btw. When I jokingly told him he was charging me too much, he told me to check online and they're being sold $200+ for 1-3ml elsewhere. the 100 subs might explain why my therapist keeps telling me I have split personalities What where the odds? Phones in 6th grade Waaait a minute, Harth opens up a cave? Is it like the old school Monster Hunters where you literally had your own little farm type of thing where you could fish, grow seeds and mine some ore after every quest?! Please tell me. PLEASE TELL ME IT'S WHAT I THINK IT IS. It's not a direct link though? only if you cant see it......... Another, erm, more delicate question. I'm a chick and the class is pretty much all guys. One of the things I'm worried about is accidentally crushing a guy's nads, as nobody wears a cup that I can tell. So any tips on this? Yea, crazy shit Not sure if you are serious about Agni I build Asi on Loki They named the little one "Fifi"? Ouch. That sounds pretty lousy and incredibly stressful Private sub na pala. All those people I ran over in GTA... but in Vargas' lore, Arc came just after the fight with Tia is over Most Redditor Skyrim fanboys are the same kinds of kids who post comments like "there were fallout games before fallout 3?? Even if they got their whole active player base to +1 that post, that's only 15 of the votes I feel like this is a meme I'm not getting... What? Do I intimidate you? I've never heard of this. OTG? Tell me more Wow Did he eat the eggs!? Any examples to support this? i checked it out and now i cant feel my knees. When you could buy 8+ games for the price of an expansion Wait what ( What? As much as a lot of people would like something like this.. Does it really help the game in any way to have a /lick VGS? the one i keep from the office goes up to 12! It's still a standard. That movie you watched the other night? The story is still ongoing... Even so, on a scale of one to fucked, that is completely. Origin... getting better ? don't these people ever clean their belly buttons?!? But the store itself can cost hundreds of millions per day wow, Bungie doesn''t even act as if there where more than 10 different bounties anymore i don't dare to say that the best weree there, but still it wasn't that bad You know it doesn't use all 8 cores at once, right? Did anyone else see a Lobster in the thumbnail? Don't worry. It never fucking remembers what you picked for more than a damn day anyway. Then you can choose "always" all over again. Who knows, maybe you'll change your mind. But the point is it doesn't matter. They just make you think you're in control Just watching these guys know **exactly** where their head is going to be and precharging the weapons so the monsters turn into them... Will I ever be *this* good? If we get a picture each Monday to portray your dissatisfaction with Mondays then I nominate we have MORE MONDAYS It was a little odd, but then I got an apology for our "icky fight", so now I'm all whaaaa... If you don't want them to know, don't stand where they can see you. google image her... I missed it I think > The fuck is wrong with her???? Its so cute id give anything not to be downrange of an 88 Oh no, that was simply her "karma" Is that...Eugene? ...He's cute Says they aren't nude, they are. Says they won't be online, they are. Says they are meant to be private, they have captions and comments. Tells you that *youve* got it twisted. you were stealing sanity? from the residents of DD? how can you steal something that doesn't exist? purely from ad revenue ? Is cheese pizza not the same thing as pizza? I never even noticed that. Oh god. When i got my new laptop and wanted to install windows 7, i spent several days puzzled why didn't the installation work. Turned out i was trying to install from the usb 3 ports and fucking windows just didn't have drivers for them. And the only usb 2 port was so disguised i didn't even recognize it The movie assumes that you're smart enough to have figured it out before Bruce even finishes the sentence. my male norn just said healing "turret activated" with a woman's voice I wasn't saying that I didn't know whether or not it was in MH4U... Well I'm glad that Blizzard doesn't share your opinion... Good lawd Oh. My. God. nb4 NiP start mysteriously playing games with him and allu is benched Hmm don't think that is happening to me although in bigger towns, my FPS often goes down, so it's hard to say it turned worse or not. Having around 19 in Cherno or Novo is no fun I thought solo on insanity difficulty was masochism... But holy god this is on a whole nother level.... For some reason I thought that Super Training did not affect your Pokemon's performance in battle. GW2 has addons? my apologies im new Wow, good on you. Back then registering takes so much of a hassle, I'd even had to get to a Korean bank as part of the step to process the I-Pin. Korea's online security system is just And I agreed, dude True story: My first-year college history professor spoke about this whenever she got to discussing WWII. She'd sit on her desk, look far off into the distance and intone: "Someday, I'm going to write a book about the Psycho/Sexological implications of the Nazi uniform..." quicksells are now 18k above market? All of that is at 0, though Were there any bids that were 1.2? As long as you paid them, why wouldn't they? I already did Me too. I have no words Rule 34 I suppose.... Jesus that is quite a collection and a nearly scratchless playside never knew roi had such a grudge against benzos haha, wonder what they did to him I had a really good Crucible weekend too. A couple people actually entered the chat during control matches Tache would be under the nose ( When people find it funny to lose I get toxic af LMFAO.. who saw the publicR members just jumping back into the fire.. and dying... idk man. that was some weird shit Ryofui is going for a cultural victory we are the illuminati Huh, all this time I thought you were a dude yea i use to play a shit ton, recently i wanted to start again. but there is like no one on or to group with The arms... No................................ Can you show proof of this really? First thing I though is that your hamster is doing this face >> Ohhhhhh. I thought you were asking which I'd choose to sent to that pole to fight you... It feels like yesterday there was a lockout and then we had replacement refs. That was 3 years ago Oh god... that would literally tear someone apart so instead of nerfing it... they buffed it? Apologies for my inactivity. Oddly, I didn't get a notification for the reply ...small-sex? Actually, the quality is fine in these. They're just a strange resolution, 1904x1000 Read as "that death got me hard" It's like Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 and SimCity made a baby. You should probably practice actually aiming your weapon Hello, my username was rise_of_the_fallen2 haha...not wildberry090 I've gotten self help books and things like "how to manage your feelings/anger"-type books before. I just now realized that this was a passive-aggressive gesture that I'd completely missed at the time. It's gunna be insane Oh god please no. Maybe Revenant can use daggers? .... me too (obviously). Tusk seems like a great drinking buddy, until he gets in a fight and wrecks the fucking pub. I want to kiss you right now. It worked It looks like the pumpkin goes straight through the glass You could have just said swedish girlfriends, everybody there counts as a model Dildos and/or condoms. They'd be like "what's that? that is fascinating The fact that you when on and off formula so well tells me that when you wrote this... You had rewrote the copy pasta... ( All the stupid shit this subreddit is guilty of, trying to lockdown a girl who shares our interest is what you bitch about? We've got some shit posts.. but damn their top post is excitment over a charger fan that lives less than 10 hours away from San Diego. That team when you get a hyper maxed LMeta Kobe went 4-21 You seem kinda really xenophobic there buddy essentially the same, but I think there were some slight changes since oblivion uses a different ENB. Though I might just be talking out of my ass -\( I've discovered more about the PG Unicorn than any video, "review" from gundamguy, or even holding the runners in front of me from before. So much work was put in this kit bro, thats some luck right there What items Yep, that's the danger with all of their "beta" software. I'm not looking forward to a future that includes google-powered driverless cars. So I'm hearing 2 different things Actually Googled it and realized how committed Google is to inside jokes. Cara! Yeah they did that too me and i was like Some of those jokes aren't even for kids I've done everything, and skipped every cutscene since 2.2. I'd rather just read the story when bored at work than actually waste what limited time I have to play i randomly got 39 HoM points, when leaving the norn intro earlier Poop scoop deployed so become the attention Ice soap? it'd be pretty sweet if it did. I would be... beyond impressed I saw you in the Whitecaps subreddit. Just letting you know I'm watching you now Really Idk, trust I will get it to them? Like the mods have my info if I scam ... is that yahoo office? -_- maybe 22 rebounds, he was one point off from another double double. I've actually done this. The places you find cum is surprising. It's even on archways Just don't do what I did, commandeer two genesis waves for 25 and 30 respectively Oddly enough, the moment I read 'Panic on Duckotron', I /did/ think of something involving a skeleton Lol. That's what I said when I clicked it. The HTML5 one is still 46M somehow. holy shit, for 10k I`m not sure if it would see much play even with the active So where have you been before those 3 weeks? I think I need to know that lipstick Hala. /u/potatomurderer? Kaso LDR kayo. What kind of resolution do you run at?! In a couple of years, people won't even get the joke in cartoons of pulling huge objects out of seemingly small hat. They'll just wonder why they used hats as printers. I don't think any form of porn should be the driving motivator behind any action God, that is a pretty car they should really put a warning on the third vid for nudity because I was listening to it at work and then I click my browser to search something and there you go, nudity no video quality options? Let us know if anyone else on the plain is infected. Why are you asking other people for your own opinion What is this vine.co shiet and why is it almost never working at all? Don't think I have the budget for a stand currently, but definitely interested. Any stand I should be looking at in particular or will any brand do? also, what about pricing when it comes to the Blue snowball? I've looked at amazon, but I'm just asking to see if they have sold the microphone for cheaper and I could just wait a few weeks to get my chances up for a good price. Why isn't this a thing in minecraft ? That looks really cool I don't even know what the ranger is Already finished? Wait, what? Which BF4 do you play? I can really not recall that sequence Did this game just reset my Daily Logins? I'd watch it... wait, I just did I'm going to upswing your face if you talk back again They don't need to do it 6 times... just once You'd feel evwry emotion at once …Do we work at the same store? But did they add or take away... Giggity wow! they are indeed the perfect size for fondling, and so perky. oh lol.. xD the edit was there before, But i guess i must have deleted it by accident somehow Wow you work quick That poor dusty prodigy! And I've never seen them with side windows before Those comments Usd? That's fucked up, bro. She looks so much like my boss its crazy thats the sexiest sentence I've ever read Wait what? Why? The forbidden four people are rambling on about. I wanted to see what the fuss was about. I wasn't around for any of this so forgive me if I get it wrong Yesss, my wife and I have spent 170+ hours playing that together already. I've never had that problem before No, I'm in Toronto too...lots of snow near where I am. > How is it possible that his head is way down low, but he hasn't dropped? Is there a way to do this as a student? It actually LOOKS like a Dragon Age cover this way. Oh god. First of all, Jesus Christ how fast are your team fights that you don't get to use abilities twice? this was the problem i had at first. i thought one installation would be enough hope i will get one Wow, I'm surprised by how many people prefer Cherry stabilizers over Costar ones My opponent ultimated Elspeth but got the Kiora emblem > Wow, I'm surprised by how many people prefer Cherry stabilizers over Costar ones Did he attach a skateboard to his forehead? That sounds..... er, interesting. My one professor was saying that VI is crazy powerful, and I didn't see how that was possible just being a text editor. It's confusing to use though It's weird that they wrote it like that; they could have called him Alexander Salák, or spelled Saša as "Sasha" (as it's pronounced), but they went with the most confusing spelling instead. Oh, wow. Really glad I asked, then. "Scribble" she calls this Why use my name then? Me and you would get along. Or would we? Just got it too somehow. it says "street price in the UK of £550 for the SIM-free Galaxy S6" 24?? <_< >_> Where is the fourth girl? I have it, PSN: There was one evening my worst fear came true- I left the eye on (PS: Is it spelled eye?)! I woke up to the metal tea pot being warped out of form, and red hot. Luckily our stove was metal, or I probably would have burned the place down funny how penta dropped out of the esl cup in round 1 against LeiSuRe and now play like gods Je vais y penser, mais y'a déja la communauté Russe qui m'a contactée pour me demander un code pour un giveaway This is such a nice quality photo... everything looks so soft and warm 666 This series concluded my GW viewing session much sooner than expected. sickboards seem expensive It's a cow. I eat cows. Why do I want to hug this one? Executing sleeping monsters is even more glorious when you add massive explosions. Saw a blast GS user do this last night to finish off a Rajang guild quest. I was like Never ever said MMs are good at dojo That's the most amazing mistake I've ever made here. What setup are you running that can handle ~70a? Looks like I'll be driving from minneapolis. such a crazy lineup I think people put a much higher value on education than actually exists. If you're driven and know what you want to do, and education is one of those "hoops" you need to jump through, then go out and get a degree. But a degree should only be a means to an end, not a ladder one climbs in order to look around and see what's out there. That's a damn expensive ladder, and it might lead to a sociology degree or... *eek... communications* Holy shit, how many flagships does the Pact have now? We had 1 against Zhaitan, and now looks like there's dozens of them Holy shit, looks like Rata Sum being destroyed Sure! Now you only need to know my address... i would watch the shit out of day9 or tasteless doing BW content. Even better, SBOW content damn orbit with the next full eco loss Ran into a guy I worked with in college at a gay bar a few days ago. Apparently, he's been out since right before we graduated. Total bro type. I was like Doesn't it go without saying that everything on the internet is about the US? There was a similar post last week about "what's the worst thing you've ever done for makeup" that had some even more My thoughts exactly My steam isn't laggy No one's ever done this? Any contact between you/your so and him? Lol how far along are you? changes the pronunciation from whore to who er i guess? idk that's how i read it and although it felt really wrong i liked it I'm just confused. Braveheart with aliens ? This is actually for the CUSTOM NIGHT selection... I think I did hear him utter "legitimately" in that Stout Train episode... Whoah, me too. What's wrong with his/her right leg?! If you don't want to be in a relationship... just don't date. It's pretty simple. You get to choose who you spend your time with. that seems like awfully bad luck You killed a red general? 270 for questing, 60 for arena (how do ppl get so much sparks in arena though? I had one of them on the GBA, I think I fucked around with the character creator more than the actual game because of how deep it was. Why are you not hyped? i thought these kind if posts are forbidden here Why are you replying to a thread from four months ago? *ahem* I totally would //never// wear these to a club or anything... It's just over 21k Zen... A firearm? a message for each of the 9 other players? that's a lot of messages Oh my! Rick dropped a leaf while standing next to Daryl. That means that in the finale, Daryl will drop dead right in front of Rick!!! I know, it's just he's using some of the worst English I have ever seen. Lol that's why I said "such". Their batting line-up doesn't finish until number 11 Wtf happened up there Jesus why did I look that up. it dropped my IQ 10 points. FIVE new ones?! Paille just fucking wrecked him holy fuck! Its about 17.8 of my hometowns Nice user name What are you talking about Holy shit So.. They're not comfortable with portraying the villainy of the villain anymore because it goes against the good guy ethics of the organization, even as it's the very disregard for said types of rules that makes the villain the villain? Wait...hebo is building hide and shield and you are losing? It's like real life! ..Nope. Why is this in Pulau Ubin? I've never talked at the tv before watching The flash... with this episode I was YELLING! Lol I'm so blown away. I find it crazy pls pls pls pls pls pls pls win the toss SA!!! I hope ABD is doing something to win that toss They are so smaaaaall, aren't you scared of losing them? I'm sorry but I didn't know you were the T/S? Been a vegetarian for 20 years... my pets don't eat meat pixels but tend to just go to the lodge or eat junk food cupcakes from the battledome. That's my point, there were like 8 trips all game and I don't think any of them were called Nope ....can we get a Lindback save compilation mega-.gif or something? I can't process the concept of him being a machine in the net. I suggest you read Chris' response. Not sure if you're trolling or honestly stupid. Good try at what Just checked Theurgia's art and just realized there is P&D written in the magic circle how can videos burn you out?? I could keep going, but my casu-el is showing. Yeah you do just saw Videos are easier, and I don't see a blue blob anywhere My awkward face. It's a RE-WARD. Dude, your collection is insane that garden of sinners import is so sick! Yeah I preordered the darker than black premium edition funimation release. Im a little disappointed that they aren't doing a art box release, but I still think it is a cool release and they are only making 5000 copies Thats horrible And these guys never forget. The fuck are you Holy cow, she's like the Tufte of dating visualizations. wow so many orochis.. so jels.. can you actually win though? > You're not? Cuz I was kind of hoping... What the heck else is happening during all those gaps in my memory if I'm not posting here as you? OOC: Why demonstrate how small you are? ** 400 pounds...that's about 180kg. Holy crap that's huge! That's exactly what he just said...? I thought the razorback was useless.... God how was i wrong Summoners are still called summoners aswell did you look at the graphs? while it doesm how can you tell from this shitty screenshot? Ooh. I dont think cypro has the same effect on one's bladder. But my sister has crohns, and it looks fucking horrible so id like to avoid that too I thought they were invincible So freakin' fluffy. Racing assets wait... flashing black pantsu? why are you selling this knife for above steam market price Likewise, the canon 5D in that picture also can't be charged over USB. This fast charging "fad" on indiegogo/kickstarter is starting to be ridiculous Mine's mostly obvious, but the 'fem' bit is me reclaiming, sort of. A bunch of assholes on another site seemed to enjoy calling me a feminazi. Because wanting equal rights for women, and advocating for an "Only Yes Means Yes," model of consent is *totally* equivalent to genocide and war crimes. What exactly is yay? that's used as a justification to accuse tumblr of being full of "overly sensitive, politically correct, femnazis"? Is it just me or does she try to strangle this cat ? Why would that make a difference? I'm trying to figure out if it's some type of food 'art'. My first impression was an eggplant with celery jammed into the top. Awesome! Total Commander? What is this the 90s? oh my fuck Yes, but reading those old books is part of the fun :) I l;ike to read old books from the 17th century. They feel like a solid blok of paper and vellum, but when you open them they look so fragile yeah those lrg elder dragon gems (ill stick to BEDJ from unite :P) drop really easily now, that desire sensor page says its a near 20% droprate overall from teostra Haha! Swedish humor... Made *in* Wilhelm Germany? This website was blocked by an extension The car looks like it just glanced deep into my soul Thanks I needed that! You're so lucky. That's kinda funny as we are currently considering moving countries ourselves... AND I was just considering going back to school... are you me in the future? oh sorry I forgot to link my spreadsheet! I lost it at this scene. LOST IT crying from laughing too hard, I paused my DVR. My boyfriend was like " Has anyone noticed that the linked eye retexture mod was released a day before Skyrim When was it confirmed/where can I read about that....? This is so silly what exactly was accomplished by this comparison?? You seriously translated BMW into English? Those Riki and Axe builds "You got me all excited at first .. but then ... I got even more excited wtf I love that one too. That's probably my actual favorite. But if we're talking about just plain old skill and not the moment, I think this one wins. He's got a guy coming right at his face and he's leaning while throwing at the same time and just plops it in there perfectly wtf bro, so you only want these shows because they're filmed in YOUR city? Imagine if everybody else used that logic... Also, why do you want every show to be filmed in Vancouver? Damn, I was going to ask you for information on building a patio Pretty sure we should boycott this Russian World Cup. Firstly, who wants to go to Russia? No one. Secondly, they're super racist so we can all know how that's going to go down..........a global, multicultural sporting event Really? I work hundreds of fraud cases per year and have literally never heard of this happening. There is a draft mode i can't taste on that side of my tongue. but my sense of taste hasn't changed/diminished whatsoever (if that makes sense). my surgeon mentioned that our taste buds are "reflected" so usually whatever tastebuds you have on the left are the mirrored on the right side. my dentist (who specializes in people with head/neck tumors) said he had a patient who had literally only ONE tastebud left after a tongue reconstruction surgery and they were able to taste coca cola What dicks? Sweet! I'm part of the 1% who got strange coins in 2/3 nightfalls this week... This is not necessarily true. Likely true, but not necessarily. Particularly if there are other iterations of Mario. In the future we may find that "Mario" as a character is available, while certain iterations being particularly hard to find. Maybe even by Nintendo's design I missed that until you pointed it out... why would you set it behind krugs? Holy shit Molten Duo is easy brazzer YAAASS! My girl scout cookies are coming in the mail today and I have a phone interview. I hope it goes well so some of these cookies make it to the freezer instead of my belly. Oh sorry I've ment to change that in the spreadsheet for the DB HA Duskull isn't available >< I think I got this wondertrade nvm.. game went live on csgl Ich bin völlig verwundert, dass so viele Leute überhaupt noch TV schauen. Und dann auch noch Sendungen wie TV Total oder Galileo If that's visible from other players' POV, it must be soooo creepy... A New 3DS with a design based on the Super Famicom with a theme based on the Dreamcast. sword/sword is pve meta for mesmer LOL WHATTTT yea im so confused Yep, that pretty much sold it for me too. I saw Marbozir's LP, and then Quill18's, and I simply had to pick up the game. Got it at a slight discount a few days ago :) I like it very much so far, though it has started giving me nightmares. I dream of highway ramps and traffic jams... Varför skulle jag inte vara här? These things are easy for folks who have been at games like this their whole lives. It's not so easy for someone who is learning how to handle rune builds, team builds, etc for the first time it's hardly a spoiler You ask permission in the streets but give it without permission in the sheets? There's nine Skarsgård's? I'm a hacker?! What are you, some sort of twisted potion-crack dealer? Savage Jho already in game though... Well the iOS theme was basically just an *icon pack* for the tiles. Maybe the WebOS keyboard and I could put the phone in a Blackberry branded case What? I honestly don't get this problem I see, reading comprehension FTW OMG JUST INVERTED THE IMAGE AND SAW THE DRAGON IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS AND I JUST NOTICED It's always Raynor Holy shit I searched online and 2. could very well be purple flourite. I tend not to get too hung up on identifying them, since without a geologist, you can really crack your head open on similar stones All dust come from Arena? I didn't even know about birthday cupcakes Woah Agh! Yay! I figured it would be BUT it's nice to know for sure! But the question is...What skins/bundles will she come with why did i read this as a rap in ems voice? ( whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat You have 2 780Ti's and you're buying a new rig I'd love to see him play Ori and the Blind Forest. a small departure from the standard CRPGs he's been playing, but a gorgeous game that he could talk a lot about world design with. Not the 20th? rodgers has a bigger arm than brady by one point Hold up hold up, so you are saying that if we think you're hot, we should check out your curvy sexy wife? > Yeah. I was at first confusing Stephen Universe for Uncle Grandpa. I didn't even realize people put cashmere in their dryers Lizardgirls. How does one check their YouTube inbox? Hart what the fuck Why did they never have Bryan go on there? That sounds really interesting. Wow. For some reason my computer at work blocked this because it said it was pornography... here's hoping i don't get fired for looking at inappropriate content when it was only a wrestling gif What if Nintendo just.. stopped making amiibos?! I totally agree... I don't mind the So many jewels though I'm an idiot. I only read the highlighted part B+ at interviews? you let a reaper assignment sit there for 2 months? Rubick's inventory After not pulling any Ace's during the QCK rate up. I got 2 Ace's and a V1 Luffy. So uh, yay? What do you mean by "these people"? ohana client Thanks pantherbro She looks like some kind of creepy doll OOT 3d £52? Thats expensive I did not realize the Joker was even half as fucked up as I'm seeing now ( Try Hawaii ping But if you're gonna play poorly, why should I give up a role and risk a good champion being picked by the enemy for your sake? What are you going to be doing with those Yikes What the fuck did you just post? ( Still it's 2600 miles from Honolulu to Oregon and 2200 from Virginia to Oregon. jei's butt is Well, you ARE Jesus......penis......Wait...... sorry for not being able to help, and sorry for commenting on something different, but you only have two tanks? I think Talbot just used Vermette like a periscope So... who exactly are the heel's in this rivalry? Dat save ! Nice eye In which tradition, though (I'm legitimately curious)? Obviously this isn't the case if we're talking about the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse (the X-men version), but I don't recall mention of Hades following behind Death in the Biblical Apocalypse (as told in Revelation), either. Was my first impression too What in the fuck? All that NBA money and he can't get that shit fixed? My parents literally grew up in the third world and hey both had their teeth straightened out. I will be 40 by infinity war they have no idea (which is kind of often the case with cancer - at least in my experience)! most of the patients they see with this type of cancer are very old (70s or 80s) and have been smoking a pack a day for 50 years. i don't smoke and i'm in my 20s, so i totally don't fit the bill I was def quoted v3!! The top is hard So it wasn't my imagination.. uh, what? you're saying that because it's not human it's impossible for it to impact its brain on the inside of its skull? are you stupid? there are many species specifically evolved with brain cases designed for bashing their heads into shit specifically to avoid brain injury and concussion from banging their heads into stuff all the time. definitely not exclusive to humans Exactly! I hate when ppl get so sketched about askin for a vague location like a state or county ... Personally I can't wait to see how the Crewniverse pulls this off. I have the utmost faith in their abilities. I've even been watching Uncle Grandpa since I've never really seen it.... it's a very weird show. your mom got memed giving u birth dude I thought he was going to kill him by vibrating his hand through his skull... they said it might fade a little but not a lot! and it might "blur" since it's now always wet So. Much. Moe. Are you serious? o_O ... I mean I took light and dark Screen's but in the Light ones you can see the green extremely clearly I'm really liking the Sunkiller sunscreen so far! It's a really pretty bottle and it might become my HG as well. Remember that time Livingston's leg exploded into a pool of goo... neither do i oh man I thought at first he was going to use the serrated side I've been itching to ask for a while already. But where does the milk come from if there's no cows in town? I KNOW. :) Mitten left out a 50mL of Hawaiian punch and I e-mailed and I received TWO 50mL of Hawaiian punch and a 50mL of Mountain Deux. I was like When did I say ANYTHING about Porter, or if I enjoy him or not? Both seasons of Gundam 00 (subtract 8 episodes = 42) and the movie in a row... the things I did for Setsuna F. Seiei Yeah, Neoporn tag is pretty tame compared to that. The only one that doesnt have a dick is the only one that SHOULD have a dick x2 the amount Hah it would never look that perfect on a normal night **if this is true**, the first few pictures remind me of ready player one My husband caught my dog, Poof Noodle, chewing on an AA battery tonight. now try to pronounce that shit. Wow are you me nm it was taken down. Really? One DS, one game? I guess that makes sense if they don't have the time to spend on multiple games. I'd probably pass up a Shiny Rayquaza if it was in a manga shop too ............it took me a REALLY long time to catch that, wow ~~I was looking a my wishlist to maybe buy myself something I've been wanting for a bit. Two of the four versions of the item were missing (they just vary in color). 20 ounces of cocaine Mine gave me one too You mean I *dont* have to live under the tyrrany of the wet stain? Damn I thought I had bad grammar sounds like horror movie plot how is he not? you're doing every smogon set ? Sí, no te falta razón. A ver si este domingo hay un vuelco. Me hace mucha gracia Susana, anima a votarla apelando al cambio. Qué carajo de cambio si llevan ahí más de 30 años? woooooooo good job Chrome performance is just awful. Scrolling is jumpy and laggy and it just feels terrible. Funnily enough IE runs fine True she takes your buffs - but if I am going against a buffer team I don't care. Also considering half the population out there use swift or violent runes with speed on chloe I beg to differ - she was made to counter those speedy buffer teams. Also looking at her leader skill and her skills it is obvious she is made for supporting not for dmg so no point trying to make her into what she is not. I can only imagine her with Despair runes though and this supposed to be a funny content of his? 1 comment but I can't see it ...I'm sure she has her reasons for caring for him, but she's not exactly dating a bright one. I didn't know Itazan was going as well ...I will never have children. TIL: omh comes to tournaments I'm on, and I can still see Club names on the transfer market I spent like a hour yesterday, trying to find the names on the decks. Where is it? Kingdra seems.......okay...... I have checked this one, (THE PDF one i cannot check because it requires a plugin quick time events are cool tho cuz they look like movie show Weasel testicles could be strapped to ones thigh...ahhhhh That will be the real legend Well i'm sure as hell not scared of rain. Who is? not even the Wolfpack rounds? oh my lordy is that AUS ? Why in the world would someone think this is an okay thing to write?! Mida doesn't have firefly and this doesn't have 3rd eye? Well it is, I joined in like 2008 so I only had about 2-3 years to wait for SC2, idk why this is getting downvoted It's okay to steal it because it's expensive? why do you spell his name with a 0? Am I the only one here who doesn't enjoy playing the game like this? Kaunista t( Truly strange People are about to DIE because of this! Oh and how the hell you a Dallas fan living in Nova? That survey escalated pretty quickly They're evolving Even after clicking on it, I still saw a person holding up a photograph! Damn, that was tight. NVIDIA's your father? ya... that's me today. I didn't go to bed last night. YAY 24hrs!.... STILL NOT TIRED, SO EXCITE *touches* Such a strange move 6 months after the Tag Heuer CEO dismissed the Apple watch Where does the X come from in Portland, Oregon? Her name is all a bunch of things that change, are the opposite, or are cyclical. So by saying she has a really long and ridiculous name is saying doesn't have a name. Psssssht, am I the only one that is Man, I'm Chinese but it feels like I've felt less discrimination here than any other state I've lived in... Where are you guys all living? Ooooh im counting down till saturday! ive been looking everywhere for an inkay Especially considering the fact that the clitoris is literally just a bundle of nerves. That's the only reason you can think of? Shiiit, they're stacked! I forgot that Schneiderlin if French For me he looks... fat? Wegen dem Thunfisch Witz letztens haben sich ernsthaft welche aufgeregt? Someone seems a bit angry Missed a right sitter there. sorry but WHAT WoW Riot,just WoW Woah, how do they fly Could you possibly please make a tutorial, or better yet, upload the grid of the first picture, it looks amazing! We already have this. It is called "Browser of Choice". how is my flair talking shit? No offense, but do you really need 110hz for FFXIV? Wow...just wow Oh mah god,... looks like you can abandon all hopes of an illustrious career as a NASCAR driver. ..or do they turn right? Apparently I Dscan more than every 16 seconds on average A whole year??... How'd you afford that? Wait, does Lando at 4:53 say "Come on anal buddy, don't let me down" ? How in the world did you reach that conclusion? My question is, how do you fit all that ass in a pair of jeans? /u/Colette0101 - Thank you! Sorry for the double post! Posting the claim code just seemed silly. Why is best girl covering herself in the back of the first pic? HUNIS PRONOUNCIATION IS SO GUD, like really Holy shit. I did get a reply and they release me Holy shit. I did get a reply and they release me Oooops, I didn't even think to ask the person who makes me Talking trees? how can getting killed by Vlad and saying "that was bloody" be offensive tho Um... thanks for that. I think it wasnt difficult to understand How long is this guys neck? 20 boosts Well that's good. Crazy is always entertaining.. How often does Ness really use his neutral B, though? Oh hi! You don't have to like babies, just don't say mean things about them! So am I, seeing as I don't even have a back up Do you have a lair ? oh! My exact story! A lot of people are saying that its an exit scam. Im not sure if it is but Im sure they have so many orders that letting a few slip by wouldn't hurt them so Im hoping mine isn't one of those Well said. I have been outright accused of lying when I told my dentist I wasn't on meth. "Sir, I prefer opiates these days". Or the police officers who think my green tongue was an indication of smoking pot. I just had a jolly rancher Carried away... Is an understatement That was amazing holy moly glaive is snacking these kids Didn't think about that, was pretty stressed from that guy, why do I think he's following me now dammit.... I knew it. oh my god that's amazing.... There's a Roger Rabbit and Jessica amiibo?!? Just shown up as "available for backorder" with a quantity of one. Are you absolutely sure this hasn't gone up and already sold out? Apparently I deleted my comment somehow Most disappointing Guild in Skyrim for me. Loved the Mages Guild in Oblivion, joined the College of Winterhold in Skyrim on my mage character. Holy shit, I'm actually doing a lesson, OMG fellow students I can befriend and eventually have as companions, awesome! (couple quests later) YOU'RE THE ARCH-MAGE, CONGRATS! Me: Oh wow, 50% of party damage added to my files But...it's not there for me. I started watching my screen more closely ever since Monday and everybody mentioned bad FPS, glitchy combat... Forgive me if I come off as a complainer, but what exactly is the point of, say, getting a shiny from an egg from there when you can be getting a good chance of a fully evolved shiny HA pokemon with egg moves here. Even then the TSV and the ESV crap seemed straightforward til it got to the part with the SD card and the whatever-the-heck you have to have in order to find out the damn numbers, maybe not my cup of tea. Your Thong Thursday just turned my day into Thirsty Thursday mech bays..... mech bays everywhere.... what new manga release? pues no lo veo Aisha's hair is beautiful Then what is that?! I think I read/heard somewhere that old folks do that because cat food is cheaper and easier to eat than anything at the grocery store I don't know how he does it I wanna sex you up I've looked on amazon but can't find them please please tell me where Wat, I was just playing with you Dr. Thredson Rask Nikki's bellas look bigger.. WOW I see you Did you lose everything on your backup too? ? When testing it out on bank heist and big bank I only needed 1 of the damage mods What? You know where you bought those shoes. Just googled her. I take my criticisms back I'm sorry you guys. I see you How have you played that many games of LoL since the start of the season? I can't even describe what went through my mind when I read that. Test and competent in the same sentence. And he seems serious about it. Greetings from Nashville as well HOW'D THAT GO IN AND OUT ITS OVER I haven't had much of an issue Very likely I would start off by asking this question on Reddit. Not even I did that Bit of both. I think it would be awkward if someone we knew saw us together buying condoms - it's just TOO obvious what are plans are. Adding the tampons in seems like we were planning on doing it during the time ... I didn't want any of my BF's friends to ponder if he was into that Same here! I'm 29 this scares me There are lots of places to go besides reddit? Google bearded dragon lights? So much respect gained for game developers after I realized there was more after the first sheet. Oh my god so many sprites. I am staring into the abyss That's new. Dude it's 1719, I kicked kebab's teeth in, and somehow I have 21 merchants I have no idea. I'm just happy I stay near the bear community where most people don't give a shit about that stuff. Did it run after her kids? I noticed my ID was on there twice... pretty much warped cocks? Yup surprising it got sniped Srsly. Diving, wakeboarding, cablesking, halfmarathon + a dozen other things. How are you so active I'm living that right now. Thankfully, I work at a hotel, so I they offered to let me sleep there since I can't afford the gas until they pay me Is this a thing that can happen? does she do porn? How about the secret swinger code in Langdon...any house with a cactus on the step apparently. My bad, I thought you meant something else... I don't even know how I interpreted that originally Signature Hot Chocolate?? Oh my god this from san angelo No why no Firstly, it's a B/O - not entirely firm. Secondly, it's a QS if it's been appraised 20 keys higher twice? Pro FE huh.... yeah... you're really concerned with protecting DNM users I think I saw them blink... it is 60?! (O_ what a time to be alive Wait! WTF? I'm pretty sure that's the same ref for my little brother's high school games... Ben Simmons.. Maybe Malik Newman. Creator mode? You don't just rip the bag open to make a placemat for your burger and fries Violence?! You can socialise in EVE. Join us. Holy cow, they *do* look alike. Like, *way too much* alike. It was in 3U? WTF. This is for real? An Anet developer just has come and is taking notes of any exploitable parts . . . Oh hey... I know you IRL. This is oddly a huge turn on for me ISIS's nightmare....is strangely my wet dream Wait, what? He was gay? I've seen all five seasons and I had no idea. You claim Bangalore to be the dosa paradise? wow, that's a nice one How the fuck is Seismic doing so much Was the zoom necessary?.. In jails? Not sure if I'm hearing right, but do they really say Kotori at the end of Unbalanced Love? I wonder if that's near Worcestershire Is it just me or the glove is too gigantic for Rin? It's about triple the size of her hand (it's even visible that her hands are too small inside the glove). I don't know, but an old manager of mine chased a man who tried to rob her shop using a knife. She was heavily pregnant at the time. I thought Corey was a boy Now imagine experiencing this with a VR headset.... I don't know if we met!? What were you wearing/where were you sitting/standing? Every rose has its thorn. I was out here filming..... wat? There are different quality levels of weapons? Since when were the war equipment introduced? So what other things should I try binding them too? This. AD Raoqs are the worst. Where do you live that you need all this stuff Ci conosciamo? Oh Lord. Tell me he washes his hands after he takes a dump.. Erm, no, quite a lot of them were unwrapped. Including the first one a few nights ago (see the /r/hockey sidebar pic). It scarily stayed intact. My friend bought a strange festive grenade launcher off the market that was already pre-named "Boom boom bitch" with the description "I GONNA KILL YOU Isn't that guy in deshdrohi ?? WAIT bioshock for 10$ omfg Bah! Properly working knees are over-rated! ((No, no they are not. Woooooooooooork. But my tarot cards are supposed to be here today Congrats!! Mine is May 2... 43 days. That's what I saw. Was just wondering for 'overall' use. I'm going to try to make a versatile set for the Seregios HH (I have all the mats to make it Max I am so glad English doesn't have genders attached to everything. Looking at the text its fair to say we have to make the assumption that girls also become men how many porn channels there are in CFC i know atleast 2 more what does it do Idk never lived during that time, but the way people talk it seems that US used to be nazi stomping, evil terrorist fighting righteous knights with a real moral highground If it's anything like the kids hanging up on us after class, that's a a scary thought. pic from /u/PGT_FTW he estimates worth around $16,000 Dat spider is fuckin huge They do that way too often with characters I don't care about. It'd be nice to see one with a character I like for a change What friend This guy really seems like he's never been in a LTR 2spooky4me Aren't ignorant idiots smart people Especially when it's the means to an end Does it actually detect these cheats...? Wow, that's a lot more than I thought I thought germany can not out of box? lol. There's nothing wrong with saying something silly. I work with music and am around musicians a lot that I look up to, and am usually pretty cool about it, but get me around an author that I like and I say the dumbest shit ever ...a cheap deck with 3 legendaries Mine are very slightly longer. It seems to be more obvious on my left hand than on my right. Why is there a condom on the table next to a burger aww, we probably passed each other! I was staying on a 30 person boat. how does one type special characters without keycap labels? Have yet to hear if this rumor of supports becoming salaried ( I got my XBL profile banned from online play by talking shit to a kid via messages because he sent me literally 5000 invites and froze my xbox. Nobody is concerned as to how the fudge you know he waves if siren noises are made back? ...There is a spin-off with Komiyama!? WHERE CAN I FIND THIS!? what the hell is going on in that bottom left pic, the guys foot is just floating I am unfamiliar with those Hmmm... It doesn't look like those items actually made it over to me If you reach 1,000,000 episodes will you give away 1,000,000 doge to each person? Holy shit it is! The tramp stamp and the ball knees! Never got a code. And less hackers? WHAT APP?? I need that app So, you're doing Physics, Chem, English, Bio and IP ? No math ? What? He was asking if people wanted to rp, not looking for a LS or FC or recruiting a friend What is going on in that second pic, gotta have some more info at 0:24 Vulcan has 6 fingers... Lol well lets see, idk about having them hemmed to shorts, i feel like that would be weird for some reason Oh really ? ...why would I even *do* that? Dude, you're about 3.5 minutes away from me right now You replied to the wrong comment Whoa no way Reminds me of the creepy rabbit in the Twilight Zone movie Yeah... it's not that difficult to stretch saran wrap across the toilet. That is Josh Freeman Looks so nice Those nuts what kind of sorcery is this!!!!!!!!!!! What was confusing about the whole game was that the 2nd ttemt at the Nexus instead of staying to get maybe enough hits Yellowstar ran away when UOL came back to defend. That thing barely had any health. Unless it was because he thought he didn't think he had enough hits to destroy it. But I would think he had enough hits and somewhat tanky enough to finish the game. But holy crap that was insane! Wow wow i never thought of that before. There's a power cap?? Synuefe is the first cousin of jo-blo and John Cue. good lord....he dwarfs the rest of the floor Seriously? Missiles are 1000 REC and up... for a single missile... It's odd that I got the 'Unknown Failure' error after it was supposed to be fixed.. Never happened before OH MY GOD IT'S AS AMAZING AS I THOUGHT! I didn't notice he had Shera, completely just glossed over that You would be one badass teacher, I would love for you to teach me the ways Yup every Buddhist temple in Japan is a swastika on google maps, and there's a ton of them. At first I was like wtf is this Body builder? Wait....you were gendered correctly **AND** flattered? Wow...... Does he not have access to a salt lick Wow what the fuck I stand corrected I have five lipsticks in my purse. I found one inside my wallet. what did they expect I always thought the diarrhea i had after drinking what i thought may have been too much sutter homes wine was from over drinking but now im starting to think it was from the arsenic Holy boobs. I actually found this kinda terrifying How did you get the doge? Wait, some people still haven't realized that it's a mask?! It even loops well That looks more like a four-pronged trident ? Maybe a... Pff, I dunno. The fries didn't change. Glad to hear it! (My aunt used to rehab opossums) What a surreal morning! Wait why am i evil So soy milk? Y U DO DIS? Lol. I got 60 Crystals instead of 30 I know someone who has vastly different prescriptions in each eye. Her glasses make her look like this: There's gonna be another ship week Left thumb for me. No other finger can do it nearly as good! I'm even right handed You lost another you My text isn't being delivered. I hope his phone is alright! No, ignore what everyone else is saying! You have been blessed by the BumbleBee gods! Embrace it! Yeah... I almost died... So are you sitting in a restaurant not eating? Did the kid just bring you a pizza? I'm confused Creepy... ( That wizard coach look - TRU's are oddly well stocked "Vacation"?! I hear if you get gilded in r/MEGAlounge you get bumped up to r/UBERlounge What if... what if the author was a time traveller trying to warn people and prevent the disaster =) The voice in my head sounds like many. Huh? I think i missed the part of my post which was talking about racism Wow, that Asian gamer guy is very attractive TIL! Oh my gawd. Dat Wal-mart bargain bin Let's hope he didn't perform a physical example... That's... not an optimistic event about a new player at all I already did. I have the arcane enchant but my credit amount is the same I don't remember some of my featured monsters from previous hatchers beening hypermaxed. Plot twist: OPs the landlord. Who is he? 4/10 for my face but it looks "great"? Considering that you asked him over a while ago and combine the fact that this one time I randomly dropped by via tensai's blog, dat warning WX and wickerbottom would be best friends. The lightning book she has So people don't differ between strong and fun?! They want me to get trained on breakfest in production English majors (I'm an engineer Rowan defeats Bo who then gets beat down by Ryder. Cmon... Kenpachi transforms into SSJ3? ...Am I missing something? I don't get how this is meant to be a kraken As someone who's trying to get places to donate them for our school's robotics club; yes, yes they are worth every penny. Ugh I'm so jealous. OP if you want to donate it to a really awesome school I can get you a tax receipt I laughed because it's true. When I think about the people who have given me shit (in actual seriousness) for being vegan over the past four years, they've almost exclusively been neckbeards. It seems to inspire in them frothing-at-the-mouth tirades about protein and calcium and somethingsomethingfarmland. I'm always like I got 17 likes on a new facebook profile picture.....as a male. Same here. I should probably go to sleep soon A couple weeks ago (maybe it was a month or so..my memory is absolute shit as of late) I posted a thread asking about laser etching the box mod that I'd purchased for myself for my birthday. Nope. That's Bob. Don't you know Bob?( that price and u still have it? okay it's friggin' morning for me, brain ain't quite working yet but it's annoyin' me, so what the hell is CSG? Yeah. What happened to her face? Is that your blood? Or part of the tattoo?? But they were all solo...so your point? Are they not continuing Gintama? It is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.. Except for that big floating farm, it's much more epic because.. uh, it's much bigger and it floats in the fucking air Much contribution OMG imagine a series be it videogame or animated with this style, I have is this vision of the villain with a white toothed smile on the otherwise featureless face how did you jungle? I agree with you. But if the two people answer the correct questions and take it seriously, I've found that the algorithm is pretty good at assessing compatibility. In contrast, eHarmony's is so loose that it's basically useless, while Match.com's is just downright laughable -- "you both like baseball...send her a message!" Thanks, Match. So many espacios Rey noticed, you can see it on the video on his face, he jist goes How do you sit in the tub??? OMG o.o...I got OP's God Tier roll....in my first try My bike weights around 24 pounds, means that he lost weight equal to eleven such bicycles. Okay, I obviously suck at searching for airplane tickets, because the only GE-Birmingham flights I've seen were for about 600chf per person. Gods, so sexy I've experienced something similar; My "friends" telling other people that I *hate* children. That's impressive for an iPhone. Does he no mother or female siblings?? That is indeed very strange... oh dear I just thought maybe he has a micro penis and has seen a tampon before. Is this the reason I got 50 game chat restriction after not playing for a year? Oh you so scared of your pals going around making dossiers, that you would need a throwaway, even for such a noble thing? Imagine if you accidentally get mistaken for a racist on the internet. The horror, suddenly your views would be worth nothing No expenses spared I see. That PCI-E ssd is pretty neat. I've never seen it before Excellent article with lots of sources/links. Maybe even too many I actually liked the Mako too I've had my honor ribbon since a couple weeks after they implemented honor. I wonder how many can say the same Where does the money come from?!?!? Is this what it's like to airsoft with a real people job? I watched The Prince of Egypt for the first time ever not that long ago. Although the music is amazing and the animation and backdrops are BEAUTIFUL, I felt their depiction of the Egyptians was....exaggerated. And I couldn't help but cry during the Plagues and the deaths of the Egyptian firstborns. And this may sound cheesy, but my lovely Matron, Bast, was watching along side me, and I felt her anger and disgust during those two scenes. Regardless, I have the wonderful music stuck in my head. ** Why would you want to wait?? Maybe Ikeda just needed to chant moar Maybe he was harboring doubts and resentments in his heart Perhaps his faith just wasn't pure enough How the heck did you do that? I clicked add to cart like 2 seconds after and they were out If only he could ask and receive guidance from himself Holy shit where are all the players? This game used to be so alive. I feel like I'm playing a single player. Some of the Pop figures creep me out, and this is one of them. [So he ends up with the teacher, but not his sister(s)? the male teacher then? hmmmm. I may be making myself the upgraded Akantor CB now good question Is atheism a religion or a lack thereof? If it qualifies, someone once though we believed Bill Nye was a god and chemically created everything. But if people aren't even going to consider their sleeping habits, how can they expect to have clean skin? Är det åldersgräns på energi dricka i Sverige I'm german and I think I misunderstood something Yeah I have no idea! So you guys care more about how many giroud scores than if we win? Got it. Pakman is anti? Every map still exists The responses you're getting to this are truly bizarre. Seriously. Ni no Kuni. I'm surprised at the amount of Bowsers hey...hey.. we are on tv. Must...see... Damn! You guys pay resell prices Oh I though it was just me And getting rid of things that still have life in them. The first time I donated stuff to the thrift store was a weird experience. These clothes are still good. I could still wear them. But I got _new_ clothes and didn't have room. No room for clothes! The problem with cutting Kentucky in half is you still get two perfectly functional teams. Damn you calipari, or should I say senator palpatine? The More You Know... OP means operator. I thought it meant overpowered in minecraft. I think that 1.3 or 1.4 will have models in the seats (WITH HEADS Damn this sub is big. 418,042 readers First I was like So If I add a freshly created Key to Trezord source and build then will I be able to edit whitelist and sign it with my own key? As far as I know, T3azer has been released from TSMD now, but what happened to Bee Sin? Are there no repercussions to his actions? What the hell - I uncollapsed this thread to make basically that same comment HE FOUND COBALT Wow Jon's really good at Smash Opened 2 in about 70 packs, right around the ratio. But got 1 in pack 1 and 1 in pack 70 ... Auf fremdem Arsch ruht die Wahrheit. He was talking about Ellis's troubled past then casually mentioned that his step-dad murdered his mother You are a hero. Pooping (and tearing things that should not be torn) after giving birth is something that frightens me so much that it's a big reason I don't want a kid The first I've heard about him being electrocuted was in this article. TBH, the UK is a bit of an isolated case in Europe (for now). With obesity rates of 23%. Where I am it's like 12. We're catching up though What are girly things? hehe ok I sent a dvd to romania at 2013 gift exchange. The package was held at customs and they emailed me to inquire about the package content. The giftee had to get the package at the airport with an id. Theyre lurking he just pretends to miss smite can someone please explain to me why his 1-2 hit combo hit so damn hard? Are we talking about the same play? There's no Trist in the link I commented on Wow you're right! And 200 of them progressums upvoted your first comment and another 100 libruls upvoted your second as a ruse to discredit your keen observation and make it seem as if this web site isn't the pit of debauchery an sin that it really is! Is true, can confirm. Science literally is life What if it's like a quantum thing and it's different for every observer? I want snake god Nadeko to join the harem now But the neutral multi color is an actual blazer...? Stupid /r/cooking again with all them onions, we really need to do something about that Does Baron attempts though... You know what they say, third time's the charm! Am I the only one who thinks ZionSpartan's moustache looks badass? wow 2 shinys and pokerus? thats crazy. If she hates lemon cakes, then why do the cakes she eats on set have to be lemon cakes? Surely they could make different flavoured cakes and make them look like lemon cakes? Figured you're talking about the Nursery one but they do it at so much more weights than me... Human hive mind. Imagine if there is no I only we... o_o how many (> I have another question. Why are they so expensive? They're small and with the exception of the head, unarticulated. Why are they like $60 Is that an NHL 2009 song I just got it and I haven't faced Paarl yet. Guess he's coming soon Soooo... It's like Liquipel? Well, I'm not always on reddit so I don't feel the need to stay logged in. Also, I'd wait to see if anyone else has this issues. And the bug is in me? ** ** I didn't even know lottery machines *allowed* tix to be changed after they were printed I uhh... I'm sorry $20 for an overlay Don't say the name!! For a minute there, I thought that was the Toonami opening why not? foot fetish Was about to make this comment myself No quick-set concrete? dude picks murky Shakespeare likes vocaloid? If you were to tell me before the Asian Cup that the Premiers plate was suddenly not a sure thing , I would've thought you'd be having me on. What happened, Kenny? JP's Unholy Tower isn't 100 floor like Global? Oh wow I didn't realize it had hit NA now Did anyone else's eyes get wider and wider as the they blossomed? You say that now, but wait until you know Bloodborne is on your HDD, staring at you, teasing that you can't play it still. Ah, okay. Alek's chapter is pretty interesting and Anna has a point about him seeming a bit "too interested" I've been subscribed to her for a year, and that stuff is hypnotic. I have no interest in decorating cookies, i just like to watch. What's going on with her fingers...? Not 16? Just ten? A 800gb file? Oh god I thought you were talking about assault rifles and was like cracked egg is the coffin? There was a full 10 minute demo video explaining these in detail by the devs, and you think even so much as mentioning them is spoiling something? Im confused It was pretty clear from your post history, but uh..why'd you make a new account to reply to me. He could definately use a trip to the plastic surgeon that Freya went to. That mug shot Where is your arm? i actually felt the smell of shit when i saw this pic Yeah he sold it when he had kids, didn't want them growing up without a father why? But he already did? is this mobile version? This is epic nice! less pew, more derp and did 350 million worth oh.... then I'm doubly confused Hey! I resemble that remark (B.A., English/Comp Sci), and....you're exactly right. Yeesh! My husband went through the condo and tied all the miniblind cords up out of reach. It's insane how many ways they try to find to hurt themselves. shes ridiculously strong you include bellona but not TYR How is LB reliable in any way? On my desk is a tiny gunter figure, with a couple of tiny bottles to torment him. Once in a while I'll come in and the bottles aren't anywhere near gunter. Sometimes on the floor, sometimes on the other side of my desk. Based on the name alone this is something I need to watch when it becomes available I'm curious to know too. Were you there too? She has a fat forehead, how does that even happen I genuinely thought that was a thumb.... Gerrard was forced to get sent off to pay back the debt he owed to the Liverpool gangsters. It all makes sense now wait what so people gathering and worshiping their religion only to be attacked by suspected Neo Nazi's are some how in the wrong for having a religion? ...wait, which one was that? On stock Android, isn't that search bar at the top powered by the Google search app? Wait, I just checked on my Note 3... I can't even disable the Google Search app. Bloody hell... they're trying to make the game easier already? Why did they replace that awesome 1.0 music CLG never wins when it matters, how can you possibly think this? The fuck just happened. I open the thread, it's 2-0. Look through comments for a stream and then suddenly is 2-2 I love the smell/taste, and I think any guy that doesn't should maybe question his sexuality, and I don't mean that to be a juvenile "OMG ur ghey" insult; a woman's scent is pure female pheromones, and if a guy isn't into that, then maybe he really isn't into women. I'm pretty sure the scent was engineered by evolution to attract men. I can't even comprehend a straight guy not loving it I'm on your side with this one, been thinking the same thing to myself all season. He was putting up numbers in the start of the season but down the long grind of the season he fell off. Ride a bike or something don't just eat and fish this summer Phillip!! I didn't know that they still had any ideals After seeing MyXmG's performance idk how they get 40+ odds in every match :| Don't visit the bunk in your Avenger. You can't get out. Isn't that the look from her covergurlz song? this makes me wonder...what do baby jellyfish look like...or are there baby jelly fish and mother jelly fish Wow your body is all like GIMME DAT E That was a little, um.... very detailed > that executed Che Guevera What's an amiibio Zerker! , Uses fixed damage and is easy to fund pve wise with a zan, are very tanky and can recover hp with "diehard" they lack engage skills, but they have lots of cc to compensate. Also you will feel like its your period everyday actually yes I was thinking Aguliera during Genie In A Bottle days vs. Aguliera a few years ago... Not my frontpage Huh. I get 20% off anyway, I have a business account. I might have to see if my business discount will stack How does that work? 14 *million*?!? What? u must be a russian The 24th at 4am... Now you have me concerned it won't let me play at midnight EST... Did anyone hear this ''Congratulations you big headed cunt" ? Or was that just me? There's no slime crew left though other than jack 12-2 KPV That leopard tho Beautiful tits, Spartans fan, and now this... I think I'm in love There are restaurants where you have to bring your own drinks and then have to pay for glasses? What did they do to it? I took a break from TF2 and didn't know thye nerfed it. Thanks i_I you completed my fossil collection I told my mom I'd like to avoid having an epidural just because I tend to avoid drugs I don't desperately need (I don't even like taking tylenol if I have a headache until I've drank a few litres of water first!) and she was all on about how everyone should just get one. this all makes sense! I kept looking at myself like did those wings hit each other Here in Moorhead we were the most humid place on Earth during that heat wave 3 (I think) years ago, the dew point got up to 88F. I will be monitoring this thread. Research of course. For a book. Yes. A book. Holy camoley! Yoooooo, I probably would have done the same thing cause they wanted your body and not your brain...Might as well be asleep for all they cared When *I* joined, the sutra book used for the gongyo recitation had the phonetic pronounciation of the characters, but we were told that, if anyone wanted to see a translation, they needed to buy a book I didn't even see this vid before When I was in primary school (in Ireland in the mid 90's-early 00's) we always took our shoes off when entering the school and had special school slippers (we called them struts) that were kept and worn throughout our school-going years. They were never worn outside the school. We also have uniforms in 99% of our schools and (at least in the school I went to) the students were responsible for the tidyness of the school and participated in a lot of the cleaning up of bathrooms/classrooms/hallways/etc. I didn't realise this wasn't the done thing in most countries >executed Che Guevera Am I going insane or does Abe have no nipples? Whats really unsettling is, that all of them, especially Matsumoto act as if they're getting tortured and raped at the same time... Damn these graphics on the pc are looking too real He threw your deck at you!? Loosing allot ,huh? I just realized that that was the second To3 season in a row in which Poke shot Kevin and killed him You just broke everything. Weird. +1. I specifically found all sidequests on Ziost to get mount, but when I first time activate it my feelings were: What are you even talking about ** OMG-----OMG-----OMG How? Dat challenge 1: Oh. For a second I thought you said Kev passed away. I would love to know where i could buy a Liz figure like that "we have to have a prom before graduation" Pfft. I can beat that. /u/O_OO_O It was gone when I refreshed... Oy vey. What a period. but price is dropping so u shoud take anyting over 200 pure ( i see marble fade going for less than 200 pure I guess in some ways Maya is fine, I still don't think the price is worth it though, $5,000-$7,000 to make 3D animations, WTH?! Even Photoshop's price are more reasonable! (even though it's pretty overpriced, still) Why are you so angry about other people kissing up to him ooooook, THIS is where it gets real you like Lindsey and Yuni that much? i hope u will be able 2 dream again... You still have both traps Where did you get the unreleased tracks? The "people" going to join ISIS are religious extremist nut jobs. Are you *really* suggesting that there would be a moderate equivalent to that?... Wut? congrats on getting your shit sorted man. Im making 60k and have no fkn clue how to up my cash flow atm lol trying to figure a niche I can go into I really can't see any awkwardness/unruliness about your hair at all (( if we have the source video, why bother with the gif? Wukong entered the event horizon from Asura's Wrath If you're in the LA area, they're pretty much at every sports outlet. Dodgers and Angels stuff is everywhere. At work we even sell Dodgers and Angels peanuts. well i started today! um i got casting fine. but now im really confused with "knit" and "purl" stitches 3 pairs Got 2 whites and 1 red inverse. Had a ton of stashed credits... burned through about 250k, at least, maybe more ... was frantically doing offers and opening packs at the end What on earth... Why is this on my front page? I wouldn't recommend ever getting rid of any 4*+ heroes. I'm surprised you made it as far as you did with only 20 hero slots. I have 60 and its almost always full Ps3 or 4? oh you're on Kyprosa, I will hunt you down You have an artist to thank. Oh wow this is awesome Jesus christ what happens if you crash 3 Hours Very loaded and subjective question. I don't know but the worms were actually the least weird thing in that food case. the only thing i see in this vid is how fucking bad the enemy team is holy hell I thought he played without sound Reading through these again, am I reading it right and defense is a D10 roll and not a d20 roll? I'm redoing my stats for Masurao, and a d10 gives me an average defense of 11 yeop. I had assumed that magic + foresight + non-thinky-thinky tank = hilarious deaths, but after i told him to stop using foresight the deaths kept happening so i was like ¯\\( not charging more for the stickers Experimenting? wait how long will exam marks take to come back? Horror porn you say? This is actually quite an accurate statement. indeed, but the mouse's precision What in the world is revenge pornography? I don't understand, why is spike considered a bad word? Isn't it illegal everywhere? Why The Showclix link is null while sweeping. Why would daryl support the enemy? That sounds like a good idea to me! It would be good if you could "prestige" specific perks, one at a time. Otherwise, you would have to wait for EVERY perk to become lvl 25 which kinda forces you to use specific classes and I REALLY hate firebug xD HOW CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING IN THE FIRE Yu don't like Duel of the fates Right now it's only a smooth transition on chrome, and switch on firefox (have trouble getting the animations to work on firefox for some reason) but it shouldn't be flickering. I've played many of these games and have never heard of Osu for some reason I meet someone like that every time I go to the B&M. I never once thought about letting it upset me I would say Matumbaman has the reputation as the best slark player \_ Wut? No worries! It should work though unless something is broken on the site So many pokemon, so many to choose Envy vs Mustang isn't really much of a 'fight', per se. It's more like slaughter. Ecoli Hull is all about that buffer tho What does the Fox say!?... Where's Fox I haven't seen you in a while What's wrong with Pacifica's leg!? I didn't even realize this was a woman until you pointed it out Well, that took a dark turn some of those signatures aren't even legible really? I have no idea. What kind of username is that? When I look at that picture at a certain angle you remind me of Angelina Jolie No cute jell o anymore OOC: You're old enough ( " Damn you! I typed this myself only to learn you stole it from me 3 hours ago You could just imagine the other subreddits (do_Ob) (< Strip clubs are fun! When you're a lady, they let you touch just about anything...and they return the favor. They also give you more attention if you have a male SO with you, probably in hopes that the girl-on-girl action will get them more tips from the guys. My only "what the fuck?" moment was when one bit my neck...kinda hard. Maybe that's where she left her other 6 tentacles Blessed Emperor... I think this is genuinely the first time I have seen this outside of 4chan O_O she is a fine woman. wouldnt it be Mr. Steal your...man? And there's apparently 33 of 'em in my back yard. For the record, 1200 hours is equal to 50 days strait. You'll never get that time back Wow, I worked in Labor & Delivery at Silas B. Hays in 1991. I may very well have helped deliver you Those arms tho ( As I'm fiddling with my haus recipe, the preloaded data for WLP644 says my FG will be 1.003 down from its usual 1.064 ... OOC: Why would I think it's a good idea to encourage my children's hobbies and passions? Went looking for lapis. Found quartz. 6'7 Hey he's from my hometown Props to putting what you love in your office - I personally would be embarrassed, but I work for a major Corporation, so... yah. Wrong thread? Two ancient Japanese proverbs? You mean nukes? Holy cow those eyes Hey everybody! I've been busy with not-knitting in the rush to finish up my thesis (due to my committee next week!!), and going to job interviews. Seriously, in the last 10 days I've been to California and Quebec, I've had my paper accepted(!!), and I've gotten feedback from my advisor on all the chapters of my dissertation. Now I just have to add a few paragraphs here and there, and copyedit all 200 pages That entire game. Episodes 25 and 26 of NGE: Talk about some trippy shit... When I was in France (2004), I noticed a very strange, out-of-date obsession with Bon Jovi... OMG, friend, your title made me think you had dropped out. You better watch where you're walking when playing that map. What liquids are you drinking besides water? Is there a myth of American Isolationism? Even still Tyrande has done more hero dmg then the Nova Ask classmates if they want to grab a beer? Join meet-up groups (like on meetup.com) ? I dunno, it just happens... Tridon and his earth shield made the vortex really easy. I went with a "trial squad" and almost got wiped in LVL2 on first turn. I've had several, " … Les penis pumps sont remboursées ? Soooooooooo ready! dude I would be your friend based entirely on your game and beverage choices. It happened to me. But we were in the same bus. We just kept looking at each other like O_o ^O_o ^^ there are no points Shit, it is. also "to" and not "too"? So .. I am physically unable to actually squat wide. I've been told it's just my anatomy.. I get a bony clashing feeling in a wide squat and I can't even get below parallel. It doesn't feel like a stretch, it just plain hurts my bones. I front squat and back squat off a rack with my feet ~6 inches apart tops. Could anyone else see him other than you? Works fine for me... No idea how the person did it, I guess they were at it from the start, and nailed the quests and the tasks a few hours I think this may be the most hirsute woman I've ever seen in my life hot women don't have to put in much effort either, apparently... I'll stick to my nice easy 3 genders and 7 cases... Gengar: CLAMPED!! ( You've talked to unidan too?! ( Wait, so I'm not the only one who does this? ( From fighting game Soulcalibur III (theres golem called Astaroth) i changed it a bit and it become AsaroV, after few years i randomly typed it into google and it turned out its some russian politician name How did that happen? Why did you point out the guy was Chinese American? Stalker. I currently run 32gb in my system and I have hit 20gb before. Agreed. Part of what I like about my life, is being able to live it with my wife and son (soon to have a daughter too??? Then who is the secret character? Hhhhm... Something smells foxy around here. 300x600 costs less CPM than that of standard ad units? Where the balls do you live that the "slow" lane is doing 100 mph? You lost me at 'put diluted bleach directly on your skin'... done having them? Conspiracy Theories Wasn't this on the front page just a few weeks ago? That was fast Iunno why I did this. Hope this makes it easier. Different times with different champions and their interactions with Jax's counterstrike. Soz if it's off by a second or two. It's in alphabetical order I thought it was Medabot I know right? The perk of living down here is there's hardly any lines for Amiibos! XD like seriously, I was the only one in line for GM on release night, and I got there @ 11pm! This is an unusually "tree-like" structure for this type of cactus. Trichocarus typically grow in clusters of columns from the ground up. This looks like it has a single massive trunk supporting all those columns like they were branches. It's truly a striking specimen. Makes me smile just looking at it. Being so mature, I'm guessing the mescaline and mesc related alkaloid ratio is threw the roof! I think that will work but make sure to pick a class you want to play just in case.. . . . . I'm glad that you're OK! And that spring has sprung wherever you are. It snowed here today What's a zoophiliac? Who says books have to come first? More movies to books is what I say. The first and last picture show the name of the manga hes doing better than you with 170k debt? That's a crazy high resolution! I checked the Wal-Mart app for gold Mario (even though I had one) and it said "in-stock" for two stores I go to Kick it in the throat. TOTALLY forgot about canned beans. A lot of the samples are clashing. The track itself changes in volume on the ear wildly making it sound roughly cut together. Also it sounds like you're using a sampled kick drum as you don't pitch it during the track. A wildstylez kick I think did it feel good? Yeah that's the scary thing to me. In the US I'm super left wing, but in most other countries I'd be at least center-right. How is listing the XP a spoiler? every time there is a big decision to make.. I like to wait until the next day to decide because big things require a lot of time to think it over :D and sleeping helps me think better A kind redditor sold me the white PB for 2mil NP (discount woohoo!) and I painted my speckled Acara white. Another kind redditor discounted the underwater bg after I had just sold mine Erm can someone help me? I feel like it's not showing her petpet, I can't see it on my screen which vape do you have?! I had a PAX but it turned out to be counterfeit and broke :( it sucks haha, I miss it. do you build your own? can I buy one from you Wow you're amazing :D I only venture to college and work D: except for that one time I went on a vacation to Asia That should do. You have the proof for fennekin? 15 fancies? You're still here? What the hell! What makes this meta so diverse? I don't get it You don't have to want to get married, but your reasons so far that you've posted in this thread, are fears that are just incredibly irrational. This may not even be a feminist issue, this may be a mental health issue and I say with complete respect and as someone who has her own mental health problems. The idea that you need to safe guard your sperm, from the woman you would otherwise be marrying Lol I thought I was the only one that collected reusable shopping bags D: omg 17 winter hats Here's a funny theory, what if he did die and the portal brought him back to life Thanks! That was the problem! I was using the Modify Headers plug-in so that I could watch Comedy Central clips from Canada. If I disable Modify Headers I can view Vid.me videos, and if I enable it I get " I don't stutter when I sneeze. Plus We got a blackout on our hands. I like the memories I have D: and all the things I have learned... I wouldn't like to relearn everything the hard away again D: so I guess I would choose not to kill myself We do? After seeing you mention Straaxi a I can't tho m of anything other than Farscape...one of my favorite shows... wow, that's pretty clever. u're insane flips sounds fun D: I must buy a trampoline What is unicorn hair? She's doesn't Wow XD that energy efficiency though Carl was on it sunday.. he isnt gonna die anytime soon so that theory of if you go on TD you die.. One moment you are feeling bad for making her lick your asshole... Then you decide to piss on her face. Miller 40 off 14 it would sound like a stampede of tap dancers Still a run-rate of 12. Never thought of that I can't imagine the circumstances under which he was letting you know this. Like "man, I wish your boobs were right up by your chin right now" or something? Actually... none Hahaha sounds like what I did. I didn't know what amiibo where because I didn't paid much attention to them at first. So I told myself "I am gonna buy Yoshi to try it out". From there I got hooked and can't stop buying them Wow, it's that slow even in Manila... I thought you must be in a smaller town or city... Wow Inven may just be worse than us I'm English Really? Which one did you unlock? That sounds like a lot of time for the first one avaliable I think I follow the woman who made that post! Or at least that has also happened to a woman I follow. She also got people hating on her for making a cake that said "It's finally a girl!" when she got her legal marker changed, people kept saying she was being transphobic and dehumanizing herself by using the word "it" on the cake I feel sorry for your girlfriend there are good Shangela flashbacks?? That's very weird. lolwut?! ??? interestingly one has 25000 karma and one has -35 Basically exactly at LEM and 6 wins, when you are getting close to supreme. Never had a rage hacker before, as soon as I got into that range I got 2 boosting groups directly after another. RIP supreme. Well, those are the obvious cheaters anyway, there are probably a lot of people trying to look legit before that, but since they are trying to hide it they are beatable. Not sure how people even make it to global like this, I mean since you are getting 16-3'd by cheaters every third game you have to basically win all the other games? el articulo no habla de estancamiento using cheat in game and still silver I got 2 shipping confirmations with 2 different tracking numbers from zamplebox, anyone else? I'm a little curious as to what else they'd be sending me But are you ready for freddy? You what? Er-who ? Mine meows the Chocobo Theme song. Damn. Buddy linked me here now I'm glad I made an account Why slip in India there? bellona kit is away more original than cabrakans. I love the Last Array mission. If this was included, I would play it all the time Dude if Raven had an ending with Rath. I don't even wanna know how Sue would be SO. MANY. BALLOONS. It also says the release date is today I misread. How is THAT quality I just listened to the sex pistols... Even better Comment removed dude I haven't played in sooooo long. Teach me your ways holy crap are you me? the one on the left looks like me 20keys per max bet item? already over? I'm guessing this part: " full defiance(un-enchanted)" is at fault. Un-enchanted gear is trash That alt text... Fuck Aaaaand, Reddit just crashed Yosemite... Yeah, it is good to feel useful. It's also helpful to see what it looks like from the outside. But he never said Apex he said EVO, i wasnt using the same password. but i am now when it asked me to change it What does it have to do with this post OP is ghost how does your coworkers understand Even if he was eating that 4x a day he wouldn't be hitting a normal amount of calories. Wormhole carebears are now Why would they? And there never will be... Mario with them salami nipples... O_O uh ok then... idk what happened Popstar Zac is just...wow Karin is Yhwach ( I can do B10 dragon and that's still insta-buy fo mi I'd like to think you have some form of conscionable reasoning behind your answer. You visit sub-reddits outside /r/Scotland? I still find it hard to believe that TPP managed 6 trainers on max level with a team that in comparison must be considered underleveled. Oh GOD >"It's finally a girl!" when she got her legal marker changed, people kept saying she was being transphobic and dehumanizing herself by using the word "it" on the cake My Elegant legs sold for 1.2m on the G.E Uh oh. So I recently bought a bunch of falsies and glue and have yet to be brave enough to try them and this is the glue I bought. Why make it Black and Blue...? Yikes! Maybe he gas to cut out his brothers eyes before he kills him? Someone is ddosing. I think it's something major as if all accounts were deleted Yeah 3 or 4 times during the last week. I usually fxed it by swapping weapons and/or opening options and pressing escape twice i have the feeling it's will come sooner than we think why? oh wow. There's a trailer? where have i been??? Great place for allergies Somehow, I think they define "self-responsibility" *quite* differently from how WE do I stopped using litter because for me litter was smelling awful instantly How the hell does one win with a 1/26 Teemo on his team I never knew kumba could look so deadly Shit... Now Amazon's gonna be suggesting some strange stuff since I clicked that... For a moment there, when you said "shooting a butterfly" I thought you meant with a gun... where the fk do u live in japan ? You threw me under the bus first, missy. I am not sure if you were hoping me and /u/MrWizars would get in a fight or start making out. Manually? If this is you - your play made me realize I need to step up my box game when I play jungle Shaco. I go ad though. it also looks like it spells out dic Where is that magic place where you live? Thefu- I had more to the post and it's gone? You keep on mentioning your major. What is your major? Nikki kicking out of a move that no one has kicked out of wasn't memorable? Is she ever planning on letting you cum? 350 days is insane! 30lbs isnt a lot Enemy waves and obstacle races?? Daaamn, I might need to do a whole other episode for this update! oi. that would be crazy. Bergy, Krecji, McDavid I know exactly what you mean! I would definitely expect it to take some time to adjust and get comfortable with that kind of stirrup length. No stirrup lessons is probably a good idea because you'll be forced into feeling connected with your seat. If it's any help, I try to visualize my seat connection as a tripod for ideal balance--each side of the pelvis (the seat bones) is a "leg" of the tripod, and the third "leg" is sort of the front of the crotch...I hope that makes sense There's no way that's possible. Chimalus is a seperate account...^^^Unless ^^^You're ^^^A ^^^Hacker ^^^ Plot twist.. It's all life size. Imagine a country filled only with ENTPs and ENTJ's. Part of me is not sure i even want to Yeah... I haven't played a wizard since 2e, so I guess I forget how squishy they can be. First of all... 800 HOURS Holy shit you have no idea how much trouble it looks like you're having. Oh wait it pulls your actual account skins? That's exactly why there's a controversy. Allegedly, only the "negative control" specimens are resold, but I wouldn't want to risk it, personally * When I see people downvote stuff about tia it makes me think "oh god are they ONE of them? Is it your actual birthday? That gamemode is confusing as all living hell I've accidentally backed over a couple engis who were telling my prowler, but they didn't die, they simply phased through the prowler and came out unscathed I came here to confirm that this happened to someone else.. The curve on those arrays doesn't look right That escalated quickly. As dumb as this is, what about Adolf **H**itler, Heinrich **H**immler, and Josef **M**engele? Vince Gililuminati confirmed Damn, you even have the Cookie Monster all like " Lol glad I could help haha. I took my MIL to get a blush and a powder and when we got back she pulls out her makeup bag that had 1 old cover girl blush and 1 powder foundation that was old and not a good color match. She tossed the two old things and said alright I'm set got my blush and powder. Good thing she didn't ask how many I have lol holy fuck what a game for schne1der it looks fine to me I wonder how long that would take Can I just start off by saying, pop culture and finale were amazing Im surprised this got as many upvotes as it did wtf, yours isnt more rare than his I...am surprised that blastoise outspeeds dragonair, mightyena, delcatty, breloom and samurott how can i do it? I thought that after campaigns end, you can't customize your pledge anymore? Wait, Regher scored? What the eff? What would indicate they're going to look like that? It has nothing to do with those champs It's like tumblr is leaking out into the real world... That's my line I think you started against what I said then ended defending my statement. I was thinking this was the pit Eris was stuck in because that black water is similar to what comes out of her eyes Also, is that Coachman interviewing him at the end there? ...Steampowered Giraffe. what race would they play? I didn't notice it was from season 2, I assumed it was the coming season, and the first thing I see is Jeor Mormont. Also, do not attempt to publicly identify OP's location. I just shit all over the floor this made me so scared. To be safe I'm removing my front door. Best to avoid mirrors too! Holy Shit. Andrew Bailey is still pitching? He just dropped off the map after he got to the Red Sox after being a god level reliever for the A's It is making them easier to find, isn't it? I used to have one How would I translate my size to Japanese size? Or his beard! Tarik seems like he doesn't know team basketball or common sense, doesn't look at the ball, can't even catch pass or anticipate a pass. Is that real? Since I opted in for the second bottle, I've been checking every couple hours Nice work! I am on W3D2 today too...time to get off Reddit and go do it. Ahh I loved this song! Though now I remember, every time I watch the music video I can't not see how much extra she moves her mouth with the words. Was I the only one that checked if she was a trap when looking at the picture? Because that is what I thought OP meant. ~~I was staring at her crotch for the longest time~~ The Murano I was towing in (not the pictured one) was a 2014 and already had 45k miles. You... discard... your... kief? I know those feelings. I was told they just couldn't help me, because I refused to submit to brain surgery, under the hands of the most inept and oblivious 'professionals' I've ever met. Sure thing, jackasses. Because I'd so much rather be a turnip than an epileptic. You have artists to thank. Ya my legs were tingling as well quite bad during the vid haha. Mostly at the back of my calves. Scary You just have to hit your touch ID to silent it You're on my comment thread Holy molly I don't have a clue what the reference is. Only about 4hours in so I don't get the reference. Is there something you get for idling your PS4, or are you just playing 16 hours a day I know right?! I freaked with Suho's. He's not my favorite but his teaser was by far the coolest for me. He and Chanyeol. Yo, looks like my char select is back up now. After the like 15th time closing heroes and relaunching from the bnet launcher. Maybe the hotfix was just released So far I have been able to buy what I was gonna buy, which is toad. not gonna lie though they looked great and I am tempted to buy Luigi or Bowser, but I must keep my word No Sig/Ifrit Your name Stacy??? I have, many times. Now I'm confused. My dr told me this was the max dose he's allowed to prescribe... man my OCD senses were tingling i been fixing the bottom white 1s for a while. Now this I guess having TSD's scrims from the previous week didn't help Fusion too much Her lip prints fit on your wall? Did you use Chunky? How long does that take, like 10 days? is this good or bad? Is this supposed to be satire? The content is barely 40% of the page and lists very little achievements. This makes me wish there was a trollx meetup. In comparison to OP's video it is. ...who carries spare bulbs in their car? The last one I bought was $15. Anyone else confused af about that "playstation heroes" commercial... [ Anyone got her number? A lot of modern engine makers seem like they need to figure out the carbon issues. I also hear about a ton of issues about carbon buildup in direct injection motors of all sorts, esp BMW 335i's (N54? N55? both?) You can't tell me that it's normal to need to walnut shell-blast a 75K mile motor. Just doesn't make sense. Do modern engines need a 'self clean' button like an oven during which an extra injector dumps tons of fuel through the intake or an extra set to blast the backs of the injectors (Uhhhh like the motors were before?) I haven't read in any of the lore that she stole those spells Eating potatoes makes your ass swell? Are you serious? Wut!? The bra is grey? I backed into my garage the first time I got into a drivers seat. I was 18. I caused about a grand in damage. I had my permit though, so at least I was driving legally. I had to fix the garage though ... How did they convince Blake to go near Zwei Is it wrong that I never added him partially because of the mustache? ...except for...the word...everything OMG that looks so good fuck man that ending again. i feel like i just got hit with another wave of feels. this time i caught zuka giving the What bird-lady? okay...WTF! Like making him the main villain? Yea, that was my first thought too How can nobody see that on the wedding I just had a thought. If he keeps wearing "distracting" colors he will get MOAR FREE POLISH!!! hates knödel, ich packs net Big Friend "Sword" I've had this happen to me before too but the liquid was greenish. Came from that exact same area on the slinky type bus as well. Some poor commuters were sitting in the twirly side-facing seats and got soaked in the mystery fluid. All I can say is "Wow" For those crazy people, who has levelled up to max their Vargas on the first day..... I don't have WW asiimovs? How is a cat submitting pictures on reddit? Why the Wow!... I have always considered myself a filthy casual, but I tick all these boxes, bar the Warlock/Hunter subclass ones (currently levelling my alts for this though). Habit.....Lol Honestly, I cant really think of an instance where someone got heavily downvoted for liking Olicity whenever the comment they made was actually relevant to the discussion. Same for someone expressing that they like Laurel or Felicity despite others disagreeing. So Im not exactly too sure where youre coming from there, overall I feel like this sub is pretty good about not downvoting for disagreeing, especially if compared to a lot of other subreddits how big is this 2D game? i have to wait 40min with 2mb/s download Oh snap. Why do you think this could be the last one? How did we get here How do you shoot to your back without leaving the cockpit view using headtracking? You turn your head around and fire blindly? By the Gods... You don't max meld for the invis, you max it for the armor reduction. I didn't know about it either Please don't tell us you always answered those questions in a sarcastic manner. A rustler is said to be able to smack a hydra out of the air like it was a fly. Jesus. Yes. Wow you really showed them... Simon ist Haukes Mutter? Write a book of the alternate, or possibly future How does one fit 3 SRM6 with a 20 Wow I was tired last night and didn't even realize one of yours was a toyota. I saw the rest of your "fleet" just now in the other comment too. Not a hoarding problem! All gorgeous trucks and I'm jealous you can afford to keep so many. Holy shit those are amazing I'm not sure but i was using alex this morning. My lilith was dead and left with only alex and maria. Then, my teammates of 3 priests used blood donation and out of sudden the boss died. I thought they killed it but i got mvp and saw 400k+ dmg on my details. This game is fucking weird... It's 1452 and you're fighting with a stack of 600? WHAT theres more arts like that Which of these is incorrect? Wow! Forget about the potatos - look at all that cabinet space!!! I bought the e-book too and read the whole book - it's not anywhere in there either. You and /u/BenGoyMcElroy asked the same question in succession You and /u/TheJanks asked the same question in succession omg didnt know that those stickers worth 250$+ on market Wait what? Infinite SBB aren't used as much anymore Well, it wasn't like I did it to "turn him on" or anything. Gross, it was this older, creepy guy. My friend and I shrieked and cringed as he smiled and giggle You and /u/Helicuor left the same comment in succession You and /u/Helicuor left the same comment in succession yeah xD but it was a lucky break for me. I won 8/10 matches yesterday Amen. I am embarrassed by these assholes at this point. STOP BUYING THIS SHIT!!!!! Why? I don't know what it is about pale girls with ass that make me so horny I thought it was pretty funny is mistery like... a cemetery made of mist New? I know I know... just thinking we probably won't be buried in CHRISTIAN graveyards Would they text me a novel about any friends that stopped by, No Lol. so that part was like.. Wait a second... why is the couscous NSFW? no no no no no no no no no no NO! NO! NO! NOOO!!! THIS can't be JUST made up! this is too freaking cool to just pass up in a comment!! No problem there. I think one of the white papers described the Lighthouse to be still and the room to be spinning I didn't even have breakfast today Otherwise someone would say 75 degrees and I would be like If you think about it, he's actually a mass-murderer. Yep. Lurking in the bushes, in true pervtastic style. Figures. Comment removed What's a mimeograph? Even as a kid I looked at that scene thinking WTF is that? Asked parents, didn't bother to answer; thus at 26 I am borderlining the ignorance that the kids know. I would have to think it imprints the information as a engraving on the charge sheet which you have to sign. Am I right? Haha. Seriously? I'm not even following what you're trying to say now. It tells you if you want something transparent to color with an rbg of 16, 16, 16 ; if you want it completely solid color those parts with an rbg of 240, 240 ,240. Pretty self explanatory from the pictures. But if they don't have the free will to earn their multi-millions or the free will to decide not to defend their status, what is the point of this argument? Live and learn, I guess. I wasn't going to buy a N3DS, until I saw they had the LE MM system... then I gave no shits, flipped about 50+ tables, punched a baby, and sat outside Target for 10 hours. My LE MMN3DSXL and I are still together and happy - we spend a lot of time together. I really enjoy dressing her up in her clear case, pressing her buttons, then suffocating her in her Retro NES Black Case while I play with her relatives Wow that is really well drawn What the hell is a dink? Are you saying that taxes have no effect on the cost of producing things? Oh god this was amazing O_o __________N-E-C-R-O-M-A-N-C-E-R________ Looks like something from legend of zelda But isn't competition the reason why HTC might flop this year, if they do? Yep, too bad the police seem to have some involvement too, not sure to what extent Well, when my boyfriend and I had been dating like 6 weeks, I happened to mention that my birthday was in 4.5 months while we were lying in bed. And he goes "that's half a gestation period!" Is this still a thing? Dang I *may* have to get that then It's funny how several gifsounds in a row have the same song Scrolling in the middle of class and the guy behind me be like: If marshmallows lead to abuse and s'mores lead to wars, then I can only assume that banana boats lead to the apocalypse? People attempt to play games with a touchpad? not sure if troll this is such a good fact. really just thought they were randomly assigned You are just trying to get me to untie you. When was that? Yeah. My Soha would kill for that rune Guys. This is just a god damn commercial. Chill the fuck out Jozy also has 27 for USMNT Made me cringe. Those edges can be super sharp, and then he looks like he's about to use a fork to pry the kitten off. Seriously? but your username The rafters aren't backstage. They're above it. What laner is able to poke Xerath I always thought they just abandoned them to the ocean depths and built new - How is it steep? I don't know what I expected. I'm horrified and intrigued at the same time I never noticed that Awesome Multiple times per day? Who did you kill Worth reading dat subscribers mode tho I get embarrassed on my birthdays Yeah...pretty much the days that end in 'y'. I didn't know there was an earlier show Holy crap, that looks nice Oooooh, that makes so much more sense! Now I can honestly say that I've learned something today! what post I'm 60kgs, I can't even fathom how you can get to 190 freaking kgs My list addiction is back, and it feels *soooooo* good You mean you went past 11?! well I don't have him right now since the west coast alpha char glitch Look at all that in-game advertising. Disgusting. FD sold out $500, holy shit. did you use protection ?? Isn't it okay as long as they don't sell it? Well we could always watch the American top gear... I think never a pair of tits gave me such a raging hard-on! Seriously Any chance of an int up event What are the purple octahedrons you have under the pylons? No, but that was always my nickname TIL that's a thing Nami's underboob... How could you assume you were level 32? holy~ that sath! I'm diamond 4 with 2300 elo They deleted the video already. We know too much That was a really good PK Did Clarkson do all of this on purpose to get himself sacked so that he wouldn't have to change his name to Jennifer? How did you pass it on if it was bound? Gesus! No, it was definitely gravel, but that's still better than something else's tooth! APEX is down to about 200g atm? Wow, shit was 800g+ when I last played a few months ago. Errr, i never had to accept them again as far as im aware, and this feels like something i should be aware off I saw someone today with a Force Score of 100 me too D: I feel like a little squirrel when people do that your cat looks like it went through a photoshop blur filter, but the rest of the image looks crisp. Well, his dash got stopped while being IN a wall, and he got rejected from the wall, juking without even trying to. Don't you find that situation pretty weird ? The cat ate the baby?!? im from germany so what does oktoberfest means in japan LOL im so confused Holy shit, he was the one who suggested it? Oh god I live in a gated house too. I second that first statement, however, I still don't like you Dafuq [Preview spoilers](/s "Decim crying Why's the calm depths set so expensive? So, you stole a credit card and/or committed credit card fraud..? Didn't this happen before too? Or am I imagining it I know this because I am one too. " How have the mods not taken that down Discovery What the fuck this teemo is so badass plz lern me how to coils. It's STILL GOING???? ...How did you instantly know what he was talking about? ...so who's ass are they in? How is it racist? I've never actually used tampons (my mother scared me away from them by telling me I would get toxo using them @_@) but when I hear 'made of cardboard' I'm always confused. Is the applicator made of cardboard and it hurts going in? Or is the bit of fluff that gets left behind...actually cardboard? Only one way to find out sweet dude, I may have to try and convince the fiancee to let me use some space in the baby's room since the baby is in our room now Imagine how big he could be down there.... What's your deal with carrots? dunno, i have some average famas pulse, and never was thinking it is horroble, or have scretches etc :) maybe i have good famas They used a 747 between Bangkok and Phuket?? Did he play 206 Velen's Chosens to achieve that damage? "Available as standalone update" ...what does this even mean? It's a mod which requires the base game HL2. How is that standalone *headbangs on the table* how could they forget to bring their own 200 for Rohit or for India? I haven't downvoted a single person in this thread. it might bee too morning for me, but I don't get it Here's some. When I put the dot, it tries to auto-number Forks? oh.. i'm reely not a fan of Zelda. So I'm very confused En månad för att fixa ihop ett CV Wow dude, what do you have on your T10? Wot? Well like I said it seems fun but I just can't get myself to do stuff right now. Perhaps at some point in the future (or past if someone lends a time machine Did I create a new username and write this in my sleep deprived state? Dude i use all these upgrades early game am i doing sth wrong? Hmmm, maybe *I'm* the muppet ... ( whoa, according to that...if i didnt work out at all...I'd be burning 2.1k calories a day?? Wait, people ACTUALLY thought that Loki removed backdoor protections? Wow 40g each? Really people spend this much for a lv50? Why do American toilets clog so much? Am I missing something... He wasn't from Pakistan? You don't sound very conservative at all Fuckin worked Just had Lasership claim they "attempted delivery" for a 1-day order, when in actuality they got to my apartment building and couldn't figure out how to operate a call box where you dial by name. "Only 7". You speak as if she was an infant with no reasoning powers. How do people raise kids these days? TIL that I am a female. Then how did you find out about it? why does every table have standing dildos on it? You have literally discovered the secret to every post here I have exacty the same problem :O maybe ur him Make this, you must make this one Isn't the plot plugin supposed to spawn with a uni-biome? My eyes literally went like this Meg is worst I saw spirits Good God. That means I started college 10 years ago. Lost it to the face bite again.. I see the tell now, just didn't dodge quick enough. Aaaand I'm out of fire paper "It didn't smell bad, though." As a French browsing /r/nottheonion pretty much every day, I'm starting to wonder if this guy really exists or not. Don't you need a huge support to be a candidate in the US? In this case, are there that many backers following this guy? The creases are going to show up as soon as you put your foot in those can anyone translate that page? so he jumped because? and now he's hurt yes? What I've been using for fun is B. Sworden (Overflowing Determination or Dancing Blade), B. Sworden (Overflowing Determination or Dancing Blade), Nurspy (Leader, Energy of Goddess). Spam Nurspy's Chain-3s, never die! The hybrids sound really clever and amazing. I've never wanted to try a new shopping trolley before I don't know if PETA would aprove of this .... if you copy it into a tab and refresh it it works That respawn timer though Well I was thinking of improving supercruise by giving the player more things to do not less They'll last forever, they said... Zed almost slept through the night last night. And here I thought LoL was a safe sport Oh wow. They added a csgo outpost It was obvious Almost regretted going with steam " Hey welcome to the club! The bathroom is on the left, stay away from sexual shinx-i, and gamble away your fake internet monies to fill the loneliness in your heart between urns.... Decided to be super productive at work this morning. I got all of the things I needed to do before 11 am. I regret this so much now. I'm so bored and it's so slow Hi I want to get a better diversity in my plays. So i would need some help for adc and jungle. atm I main Mid and Supp. I'm silver5 struggeling to get higher this season. (it seams harder then last year lololol. Idk why I find that so funny. I'm so sorry though! I would die if reddit was blocked I don't take what my scale says as gospel anymore, especially since I weighed myself immediately before and after going to the bathroom once and had apparently gained half a kilo in that 3 min period Wait, the same group that makes the colored scans also makes non-colored scans? I thought the colored scan group was just using the Jojo Project translation for their color scans. Are they re-translating the whole thing? *'(Faith) It is not supposed to be rational'* but if you call it 'blind faith' it's (a bit of) an insult and people may be offended. woah... That would...erhm.. hurt Oh my god!!! Imagine a fluffy Mega Altaria plushie! I just finished books for my sword the other day. I finished the shield a few months ago, and my blm staff a few months before that (on the zodiac phase). I'm doing lights now, since I had an ass load of alexandrites, and melded shit right away. I actually almost had 99 alexandrites before melding the sword lol ++( Mancera? What. I have the exact same setup I think that might be an issue for me but I don't really think about it at the time I'm doing it I was waiting for the skat boarder to crash into something I've never seen brick cheese so yellow before Lol, I wouldn't even know what to say I charge. I'm no professional model, I just have the lengthy skinny frame that people associate with models. What experience do you have? And yeah, the other photographer wanted me to go to his hotel Do you prefer pancakes or waffles? ... Maria? What if he was ALWAYS a dragoon?! I'm having the opposite reaction. I recognize this level but I have no idea how 6 year old me was smart enough to figure out how to get into it Shit....your right What kind of stupid tank does that Imagine if the bundle let you preorder a wave 4 amiibo ( Hahaha. Oh young one...You can't just do that...you see...you see.... Oh man... Glamour shots TOTALY need to make a comeback! WOW! Is this the start of the church of Quick_man? OMG I've never seen such a thing that would be weird ?!?!?! "Inkl. moms" Does that mean what i think it means? OOC: b, but my ship is so pretty! TIL I'm massively underpaid. That's like 4k mg of sodium just at breakfast It is? I went back to the original and still did not understand anything They last 10 minutes?! FYI, nobody *forgot* the 60s. They're just not gonna tell anyone about it. What happens in the 60s stays in the 60s. actually if you want to two trade on turn three look no further than wisps. EVEN MORE RARE I really don't get how people get so many artifacts on their first prestige It's a good Rorschach Test that way...I'm staying away from you Hmmmm.... I wonder if a gimmick of this version of the Trickster is to be inspired by murder machinations from fiction that he then attempts to make reality. He directly acknowledges the Speed reference and the small little presents falling from the sky that are actually bombs does remind me very strongly of a certain event in the Hunger Games. Idk might be a long shot Oh yeah. I play in a mariachi band, even up here in Canada we get a bunch of them. The dresses on these kids! Seriously? Who put a Subaru wing on it? Everything is so tidy and clean Holy *shit* that is an amazing deal. What devices do you got? Phase 1?! It's Phase 2 almost 100% pink PS what are you talking about? I used to see these during our stay in Yuma, Arizona. I always thought it was like a baby tornado... until I moved to Texas. It's nowhere to being a baby tornado Spat in our face? You sound like they're our government creating shitty laws. It's a fucking TV show. I heard from a coworker that the news was interviewing someone who "was on the way to check on their donut shop" I can't stop staring at the lady or man in the tent with the bra Holy crap, that never occured to me ( I think we know each other.. ever do some casual modeling? My ex was uber pretty and I photo. The cool kids ya know. Matti n Erin if you have memory skills.. I don't think that second one contacted the berm Date twin! How are you in a lull?? Ours is really kicking in to gear lately I didn't cart on when I got to them. The the thing that got me was the size of it. When giving a bj, squeeze it with your hands at the very beginning of the shaft (so that there's a fair bit sticking out from your hand), this way it'll make it look larger (for him too) and make this face: LOL just found this out WOW wtf. Damn I am not up to date Are you trying to autocraft tinker tools with steve's factory manager? This is just insanely unnecessary why you change the harppon by a bow Dafuk was every comment in this comment chain so downvoted for But... Alexandria does have dry moat Whats a bike like that worth anyways? Has her E always been that fast? Does he ONLY play Graves in LCS? WHAT!? Holy crap I had no idea! Beca..... oh wait ... why don't they?! Wait, are you the guy at Bubba Truck Stop that we just killed an hour ago? If so we weren't "Following you" you shot first Mother of god Your arms are massive Hahaha! I plugged the ingredients into MFP and it's giving me a cal count of 1,352 I don't think it works like that Got the proofs. The IVs on the Korean one are pretty nice My gahd, you're right. Got a greeting card from Westpac personally written by the GM... not sure why. Just soppy shit about being a loyal customer and drivel about how he and the team are looking forward to supporting us throughout the year ahead etc. Anyone else had these? What did I do to you exactly? Let's just hope that Popeye doesn't show up. Yea, after about 7 edits True, round is a more accurate description than an egg Never mind, she actually has it when we logged in. Thought it was a limited time. OH MY GOD. What the fuck did i missed?? I thought so, but didn't know how to fix it! I tried adding a backspace but that just got rid of the underscores. What are those....THINGS facing forwards on the tips of the nacelles? They look like engine nozzles, big enough to propel the thing as much as the reverse-facing main nozzles would! Are they sensors? >>and make this face: why would anyone sane pay 20$ for something and sell it 20$ Jesus christ, who could need that much wood??? Run that thing for less than a day and no one on a fairly large server would ever need to touch a tree again ...those pictures The puppets are super powerful. I just noticed that And how would you cook this ramen? I put up spoiler tags, but I'm unsure at what remark. I didn't put up anything outside of what was covered in re-read. At least I think i didn't Dude a year and half of playing to get from bronze to silver is a lot longer than normal There's a mushroom ramen? ** Why would you ever need 410 average damage? there's not a single tier 2 or tier 3 in the game with 410 health. Man I've got like 16 artifacts and hardly make it further than you Jesus Christ when did Professor X turn into Mr. Clean?! I didn't think that there was a city that high up Why are the mums tits so freakin HUGE?? Like they are enormous 13 Henrys would cackle and kill each other indiscriminately while making funny puns because they know that their wish is to die a bloody death. Spectators would be like :0... ( That's beautiful what does that mean? I'm pretty sure I could wear that on my toes I worked out the metric conversion to be 4.7 cats...... ^^^I ^^^don't ^^^want ^^^.7 ^^^of ^^^a ^^^cat ^^^ I never said you weren't? Kappa Well, I made the mistake of not following my usual routine and changing at home. And then I wouldn't have been forced to relive flashbacks of being made fun of in high school That is... a place? Oh my goodness! No problem! Always remember, there's a subreddit for *eeeeeeverything*. Wow those eyes and lips though How many schools have you seen with statues in front of them? Umm, whatever rock has been covering the last 2 years I guess? ( "I was a bit of a pussy with the cutting". I found this on some website, though I could share it... Why not to go higher? I once heard a rumor that TTI, TTH, TTRI, TTHR, TTR and all the other "TT*" stole source code from Disney! It's my favourite! 1 vs 9 sounds massive, I'll watch that when I'm back from work Don't kill anything. EVER I...I was actually unaware such a place existed I have never seen so much gold in one thread Jup beetje achterlijk veel. Hij is nog eens silver 4 ook But whose face is on the taco Oh... one thing I wanted to ask, was a bit to embarrassed to ask the DM to repeat it a third time. He gave me a sheet with the experience point and scenario rewards. What do I do with this? How do I apply it to my character officially? Kengo Kawamata You're prestiging between 600 and 650 with your current level artifacts ? How could you... Why did I click on the HLN 'reacties' button... My eyes... My sanity... How can retards like that remember to breathe ....teens rlly are the worst... I use a grandfathered account too, and over Christmas one of the domain's admins (might have been me but I'm not admitting that online) locked himself out of his account. A support request was sent to Google on Dec 24 and they responded within 2 hours!!! He's very not. It's painful when he tries lol. Park Kyung was trolling on Twitter before the release, saying this song had a "pure 120 word rap" in it. I was like Huh it... isn't there? I was sure I got everybody Sounds like you got caught by a cheat/script detection system to me, and they can't tell you because they don't want to reveal what they caught... However, i don't see why they would be handing out chat restrictions for scripting Wait, how did you make that bus lane? When did ANY trinkets scale off CDR? An act of God? but, everyone is dabo0's biggest fan That's a terrifying notion. I may have to begrudgingly pull for you guys now. The TF logo on the side reminded me of the Smash Bros. logo for a short while there Holy fuck Oh god, the breathing of the guy holding the camera. I cannot listen to this, not with headphones I could have blown their minds WTF 1-5 with more elo than a plat 3 oh God, i can see two Strikers, 2 Novabros and 2 Bladedancers stand in there and produce countless Orbs To your first point, it has occured. And at one point, it was intentional Yeah So many downvoted comment You're looking to spend 150 to get an app developed on a two week old dev library when you wanted 5k to make the original app I had no idea they did that. I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever go to the Y. I'd hate to repeat this scenario and have it end the wrong way I actually saw a tent similar to that at Bonnaroo in '12. Two people where in their and their feet where sticking out ... I was never taught to check ingredients and nutrition facts, so I'm definitely glad I've started to check. The things I ate... I've used this face wash, as my *only* real skincare product besides lotion and sunscreen, for maybe two decades. And they're doing away with it. I am verrah verrah displeased. What makes you think it's not a JRPG? Just as long as you can manage the extra turns he will get/buffs he could lose, that's fine. I actually just saw someone with a crazy violent runed team for dragon B10, including Baretta and two Konas. Or arrows. just out of curiosity, what are the zed's hard counters you are speaking of? *rubs my eyes* another native buddy?! Boy that sure does sound like the perfect food to munch on though ( This is a thing? It never fails to terrify me that there is a sub for everything. Yes, but the error is weird. I'm afraid your mono install is still borked. If it 'literally' meant 'figuratively,' then doesn't it figuratively mean 'figuratively'? ...which means it doesnt? Why isn't there a Dragonriders of Pern box What if the scrubs are cosplaying as NPC's, the Havel Jester's and bad players are cosplaying as scrubs, and the pros are cosplaying as bad players so people underestimate them? How does saying 'call me back' imply gay sex? "Did you buy your pants on sale, because at my place they are 100% off" Ai noticed the two dolls That was season 1, last year in-universe ....holy shit. You may be right! In the thumbnail, your hand looks so creepy. Yikes What have I Just seen..... whoa there! I bought a few things, inducing a burnt calender... How is that a book? I've run it on a rooted device(2) and never had that issue "You...allowed others to cut your furs...voluntarily?" Is nevermind a concept album? Oh wow. I didn't even think of that Wow, I never knew this thread was going to get so big. Just tested a friend's Hwahee (6 star), she cleared Faimon Hard so fast Well omg the water bottle part made me so uncomfortable. "No I WANT you to drink it" Those were also terrible, because they fit into these *huge* eye "holes" in his mask. It just looked like bats was constantly giving a glow-in-the dark dem legs Well they often look grumpy. And yeah I've already had to book a table in english Did you just call me a faggot? Violenza fisica? You made an animated GIF your desktop background? Wow, I know a female from my basic training division that actually broke her lower leg during our final physical fitness test, and she actually stayed in medical there until it healed, passed the test and went onto the Navy fleet. ...how much are you willing to spend? True, also, what is the clown scene about? It makes me think of the mechanical dogs from Fahrenheit 451. Just don't forget that you're awesome! :] People here are the *nicest* We can be super heroes... Ohh! I didn't know they had boots. And that handles fell off AR wins retreat HP against Faze Red I see this coming Maybe we're just biological "beta-testers" deposited on earth by aliens in order to determine the robustness of the planets natural environment I always let them know that we have 24 hour staff assistance, so if they need anything at anytime. We're here for you, kinda thing..but then they trap you in the breakfast room and start crying... W-What did I just see? Why did sheik not move towards the stage on the up-B? What would you do if you had to move? I use to think rockets were better for PvP, but MGs can potentially gain you more kills if you survive. This is probably the only way I can ever get that elusive kill 10 ppl w/o dying for the IB bounty if I can mow down everyone with that one MG! Of course rockets only require one hit to kill anyone (and most use a tracking rocket) so it's kinda sad when you stumble across an opposing rocketeer and get insta-blown up. Also, the Truth rocket is nasty the right one is a kangaroo ok I don't know what just happened everything died and then it said you were added as my best friend for some reason Average MMR: 500 wait, what? I guess I've missed something, is "slope" a racial slur now? And when the fuck did that happen? Oh, I never thought about that. = Dat set point doe How can I.Y.F.F.E have 12 percent of the votes?? WTF wow i jus knew lario is gotten at here Hippo is bossy? Whay quest is this? Ive played skyrim and the xpacks for years and have never had anything like rescuing my spouse occure Wow, first comment was so harsh... But.... the game itself truncates the damage values. So an entire crusade based on opposing the minorities of the minorities of the minorities. The truth is out there. Why would the curse work on Lebron? i just told you that i can 100% a set of cra's and pretty much get really close to a max scroll lvl 110 Lol that was good. She was like "it's her hair" really? missouri == misery So latest cauldron can run a Regrowth server no problem? Im not sure why its so hard for people to be civil about that shit. My parents are separated but I'm really close with both of them. Both of them now that I'm an an adult seem like immature idiots to me but they were both able to manage raising me while maintaining a close relationship with both of them (Would live with my dad for a few years then with mom....Honestly just by choice). So I guess its just people being petty over shit and making someone innocent suffer over stupid shit.................Am I still on /r/pcmasterrace ? Didn't know he unnoted all items. mas pesada que un ladrillo The OP probably mutilated it That's the first time ive spent 250$ because of a gif.... ( Are you the one?! O_o o_o I actually use this film too, on divided-light windows How did you know? BURGERS The copyright came back on my video like an hour later.. same video Or you could buy the ESS Profile goggles for 20 bucks on Ebay but he did not turned the stream off because of the donation or ? In my town they are literally called DUI checkpoints. They even put out gigantic signs at the beginning saying "DUI checkpoint" I was best buds with Morrigan (At first so I could get the Shapeshifting ability and then because she grew on me), cleaning up her act for the most part. But I totally agree with you! I ended up naming my pup Vince and he was always on my party whenever possible. For a long time it was basically myself, Vince, Zevran, and Leliane for her healing capabilities. I didn't much care for Leliana at first, but I'll admit she grew on me towards the end of it all. Wow, come to think of it, I really did gravitate towards the more morally ambiguous I thought i meany year... Who calls you that? How did you not know this?! Wehrmacht has the best AT gun around Oh mer ger...the time has finally come! I meet another Britt Brat! Wow... Thanks for the shiny Hippowdon as well! Jagex: A bunch of drunk nerds making a game which is as far as games go extremely mediocre but people like us just get extremely addicted to it for some reason. 7-digit life bar? Does it really get -that- spongy high-level? How? Seriously I'm all for journalism being accurate, but this is one of the least biasy titles I've seen in a long time, and I'm so surprised out of all the articles out there this is the one you're arguing about ( Ok that makes sense. I play exclusively on Standard. Thus my I do! I need help tho...Where is the RGB flair? That was some kamehameha stuff right there like $70 bucks? $212.49?! That's the impression I got. Lana's not going to make it Irish. What do you want to improve? I understand you perfectly Oh my goodness! did you draw the doggy? That sounds pretty awesome Please tell me I get to go melee I made an order off the original link and can verify this is legit! Got some awesome toys for a killer deal. Hope you get better soon Mike! Didn't realize you weren't even making any profit off these sales...feel kind of guilty now. 3rd grade:. He would love to eat dried up food. He'd scoop up random people's dried food and eat it. He'd also rub it on the top of his desk and and lick it. One of my friends thought it was sexy. definitivno kategorija "Hrvatska prirodna bogatstva" Doom? "надпись сделали люди, "похожие на блоггеров", специально, чтобы раздуть сенсацию." Wait what, Darvo does sales? Why didn't I know about this? Did anyone see Hadron in the animation? What happens with car tires. uhhh....wtf. Alors ça c'est fort Thank you here's a hug back <( Kramer… Heinrich Kramer? The German inquisitor? Even better!! I have an M9 in my hot little hands! Personally, I've never been at all enamoured with Samsung design of any kind so it was more of a lesser of 2 evils. Coming from an N5 though, I do love some of the native HTC features (double tap to wake, etc) and the sheer speed of this thing - and I've always melted at the sights of One's in general :D AMA I guess Dat last one Cinnamon tic tacs Who are you talking about? I wonder if Macchan was serious with his "third-rate comedians" comment. After all these Episodes its still hard to tell, when its comedy and when its not. My real life sci-fi/fantasy book club is also doing Guards Guards in April After elementary you have 1 break per day?? Thanks! I am waiting for my doctor to come in this morning and then I'll know a bit more... but, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be having an April baby! Top 10 left-handed starters has a thumbnail image of a righty. Was this a joke? that gap just where her skirt or whatever she is wearing ends. If you prepare for your Match against a Team why not use a Laptop or a Tablet to show Stats instead of such a mini Smartphone Um...if that happens, Cole can say whatever he wants None? So never use Flare without Swiftcast and Convert? What that is some racist shit MMA/UFC. Some of those bodies are just... damn. No photoshop. This is the picture sent to me in response to an R4R I posted (separate username). He said he was "handsome, but a large guy". What case? Is that soot or something? It doesn't appear to be... dust. What's that by his cheek? Is that ... is that an arm Confessed to what? Aw damn and here I was thinking I found cool stuff hahaha. But you know what it says Cyrus's mother was Jane Hand and I just posted about a brick wall and while I'm sure Hand is a common name. It seems like the Hands were farmers in Pennsylvania and that fits right in with my family so those may be relatives of mine It didn't, they moved to NA, and Froggen just made his own team Nothing scarier than a pissed off Siamese. And she's got 3. why 20 versions? one for each member of the group? So it's not the endless love and praise that pushed you to watch it, but rather the announcement of a spinoff season? My coolest moment I've seen happened recently. My group was playing DCC and we were caught between some halfling/goblin turf war. We were tasked with clearing out a cave for the halflings but then we found out it was mainly goblin women and children in the cave (after we killed the only couple of warriors) so one of the PCs (a dwarf) was trying to get them to clear out so he didn't have to kill them, but the halfling NPCs showed up and began to attack the women and children. They mobbed the dwarf and pinned him as they attacked the goblins, so I tried to knock them off my party member (my character is neutral so he only had loyalty to the party) but the other two PCs stood back and let it happen. As we start getting the dwarf unpinned, he yells at the other PCs "I am going to kill these halflings......then you two are next" This is right up there with, "I'd like to see YOU push something the size of a watermelon through something the size of a straw, if you want to know pain!!". Bitch, I have migraines. I've "known pain". And if you think your hooha is the size of a straw, I seriously question your mental capacity. Did Cenk say that Sam Harris is a racist for criticizing Islam? I think I know where you are you are talking about I do? But remember, ''it's a dry heat''. That's what all Arizonans say to ourselves when it's 110 and we feel like rotisserie chickens running errands. That's somehow terrifying to look at. And 0 regular season hat tricks I always hover above Megabots, i have never flipped them once in fact i take some of the damage for them and deal a ton with my plasmas. So where i get your meaning as please don't flip me. But at the same time when your a mega, you should always expect people to crowd on you since everyone follows your like sheep... Gwen's confessional almost takes up all of my screen Holy crap, I can't believe she said that This was wow never seen a gow cake That... Sounds absolutely disgusting... I thought they were bears. I wouldn't have considered it so. I thought it was all but confirmed. Huge... The clock icon also displays the time TIL Roselyne Bachelot est animatrice TV What is even happening right now? This is one of the weirdest days of an event I've seen in 5 years of watching competitive CoD. Pics or it didn't happen Orlando in white doesn't look like Orlando How do you have so many stones How odd. I silenced power word today and the priest never healed the blademaster. blademaster was 4/5 before silence and it stayed that way Are u gnna be on today? I don't get it. What is batman-ish about this photo? Is it suppose to be that building? Wait, whaaaaat? This is an anime? I thought this was a german cartoon Then shouldn't it be bigger? How is that trying to break the game ? Less profanity Thanks for the explanation. I will be honest, I have never noticed they did this. ** So I'm not a chocolate addict, I'm a drug addict? Me too! W&W played sandstorm? Well... that's one way. Yes, I would do it in a heartbeat.. Villager BoFF...? Hence their name 250 hours? Is that going all the way to New Game+7? Air Freshener: DO NOT SPRAY IN EYES.... Damn replace all the toilet paper in that persons house with duct tape Why all the downvotes? I don't understand Nuremberg? My junior college had more people attending it. What ..... How ..... Why people do this the... DD? Attempting to watch all of SAO before toonami starts since I've never seen it before and don't want to be confused while watching SAO2. Must focus Strangers Based on the title , I thought the plane was skydiving Do mobile device even make this sound Black mask..was he seriously doing hellhounds in the wild. Holy sentries.... why is this a collectors? you can get a FN for 160 keys doesnt work for me Vlad an early game bully? I'm surprised that MAX could kill him with the default Scatt at that range w/o slugs Of all the places she looks for confirmation, she picks reddit? Le Trap thread on reddit Shouldn't it be a Royale with Cheese in Canuckia because of the metric system? How can something positive come out sounding so depressing Was that a read? Thank you! I'll try to work on the aggression and positioning. Also glad that comms were okay, just one of those things that I don't know if I am doing things right or not Maybe Knight saw something that AlisonsBody did there, but was missed by you? What if Larry is trying to bore the crowd so that they won't boo Reigns tomorrow.....Hence making Roman look strong! Well that was fast Natsu x Wendy is a thing? My aunt just told to "grow the fuck up and change, or you'll end up just dying alone." 104°C ELI5 pls Who even buys roaches!? TMW you realize the chump trying to give relationship advice has no experience with relationships. ** Who said they were proud? never paid for board while I was there I got told once that I wasn't weird enough to be Aspbergers. Oh-kay...? There are plenty of single edged swords ....then how did I put them down? i am aware of this. What are some good tech news sites? I used to read Ars a whole back - now it's mostly just reddit Ach Or I'll just pop an AoE and pop the bubbles and not worry about it? That's also well over 9000. Wow what kind of Riven play was that Hazel( For some reason, "mourn finishing binge watching" was really hard for me to read # 10. Holy shit That moment when Dio crawls under Hol Horse's crotch No. Not even if they were free so many jobs D: all I ever had was waitress Just curious, if you didn't know what it was, how did it end up in your coin jar? Thank you? oh my Jayawardene retired? Mother of god. So... They're complaining that they're making money in an otherwise untouchable territory of entertainment? Umm... What?! The landscape is very similar to where I live God is real No! I have to stare at my printer... for the whole 75 hours it's printing something "Sleep Masters" does anyone else think that the art style is slightly different than the last season? maybe it's just me. Very suprised that no one mentioned the lore difference between a tenno and a warframe Caffeine and waking up at 4pm on Saturday Are you stalking me???? Why is it funny? holy fucking shitballs, did she ever show any psycho tendancies like this too? If you check my posts i found out after just under a year some girl i was seeing just changed into a batshit fucking crazy Wet Ruby It's pretty weird seeing a picture of your teacher holding a penis cake If you watch this at 0.5 speed.... Dat username how would you expect to fill the second one on the first one tho wait a sec... I thought everyone associated personalities to months/days and numbers... are you telling me this isn't something "normal" people do? ( Big brother... Pshhh, NASCAR is just more "science." If they don't trust 100% of climatologists not employed by oil companies, why would they believe weirdos who build UFO or whatever it is they do? Didn't Kuukaku tell Ichigo that Ganju grew huge and turned to stone, so she was using his arms to hold the banner? Wow, that happened. Eh? how can this guy restream the stream if its offline No idea. Some of us work for companies that still use Microsoft VSS. I can only dream about using Git. His eyes are terrifying Min and her boobs were just too hot in this MV III wasnt aware of this We couldnt have Pokemon or Yughioh (or however it's spelled) cards. Magic the Gathering cards were totally fine for some odd reason. I heard if you turn the lights out and say it three times...The mods will ban you But think of St. Mark's Square in Venice, Italy. There are THOUSANDS of pigeons there. What would happen if they were replaced by deer Sweet, more nonsensical rambling. You actually made an account just to post this drivel? idk - are there any units in the game atm who have 2 skills that scale off of speed? This wouldn't happen to be in Chicago, would it? Agreed. I used to be a 911 dispatcher for 3 years. I heard some shit, man... My sister has a dachshund and thinks it is the greatest thing ever. God, I hate that thing. Our family dog (supposed to be her dog, but she doesn't take care of it and just decided to get another dog) is a border terrier and everyone says terriers are jerks but she is a saint with that dachshund. The dachshund is always biting her and she just looks at everyone like Man...amazing What happened to make the dude's hand explode like that? Someone work some magic and get me that original image. Want that background I swear I saw them awhile ago How did you... spot this I think we might be fortunate that he didn't become a politician Thanks :) The series is not over yet, so there is still time for Lisanna to be a great character. Can never be too quick to judge I guess. I am still going to keep an open heart. Since I have only seen up to 175 and the 1st episode of the new season, Lisanna has not really done much. Maybe later on she is revealed to be a evil mastermind or the one to singlehandedly defeat Acnologia or something What the fuck? This is cub? ..and what a novel use for a throwing star! Good question :) Seems they have unlimited supply of trucks and parking space. Maybe underground...? It's just creepy. Imagine a 50 year old dude jumping on Skylar Diggins or something. Nobody noticed the galio increase? Just saw on champ.gg he's the highest winrate toplaner atm at 55% as well Literally one. I don't recall seeing any other fan art of them in BF-style. ... That user name.... Creaming Pussy Magnet The style never changed for me. What, the new sarcophagus is being built? Didn't know that > I don't recall seeing any other **fan art of them in BF-style.** Wtf, Cazzette just played Beam me up with Lycka I won't even go into the mojito. 3 ounces of rum and we are using fresh pressed sugar cane juice. If you're using an xbox controller just hold B like you would normally do to skip a cutscene. It tried it 2 minutes in and it worked When I was working a full-time job before I quit to go back to school, that was more than two months' take-home pay.. I did not feel poor. So uhhh, troll wanna help a siser out in the gaming wold?? :D Not entirely serious because I still need to finish college (unless you want to Gonna make him regret I ever created him I always think of other people. I sacrifice time and health to help out my friends and family. Maybe that's why they like me so much? Which one was this? Whenever I see the name Emma Stone I always think Emma Watson, I don't know why >ThiS z HoW ThEy tYpE ! Wonderful. Skywrath....match? LoL wHy dId yOu oNlY TyPe oNe LeTtEr?!?!!!?? Holy shit Korra retweeted that Passed 2 cop cars that pulled over what was clearly a batmobile. Um, hi. Do I know you? Take a look at their posting history. Actually we're not loosing anyone, infact just in the last few weeks we got 4-6 new members. It's funny how pretty much everything you "know" of DIGT allways turns out to be wrong. Haha x'D Holy shit. I also feel like Kane Hodder was the most well known person to play Jason because he was really fucking into the role. In a "this dude might be a little crazy" type way. I mean he had "kill" tatooed on the inside of his lower lip . He would also mouth off to the directors or flat out refuse to do stuff if he felt like they wanted Jason to do something that went against his character. That is, Jason's character the way Kane Hodder saw it I can't believe you got negative points on nearly every comment too. the same thing happened to me but it was a 14 hour layover Op I listened to that calm video and this crick I had in my back for like a week is gone. YoU DoN't EvEN GEt YoUr o_O RiGhT WtF Is WrOnG WiTh YoU?!?!1!?!!11?! holyshit I always wondered..is it hard to turn left/right with those things on your first day? Druid spells don't seem any more/less free than Wizard's. Where'd the OP post go... Who in the world actually plays every role 20% of the time? How not? Wait. It's already posted? I didn't even see it. There's redditors in Middletown?!? That didn't even make sense Michelle Phan's new video mentions doing a DIY face mask that involves lemon juice... should... should I support the hawks just to balance it out? Thats really freaking weird i can play both just fine without uninstalling He picked Jax into the man that knows everything about Jax looks like anonymous really shut ISIS's online activity down. I k that's true, but I've been playing for a while, I failed promos like once or twice but I still skipped a division I.... I don't know if there is a string Wow, looks really nice i am I got my gems a few hours ago Once when it posted a Foot fetish related subreddit a lot of us got pissed off. Then the very next post by it was of dead bodies and rotting corpses. We've since avoided angering it...it's like a horny bear that you don't dare poke and annoy. Wow. I'm in a transitional mental health shelter and I've seen some shit tonight. Seriously just fell though something of this sort whilst tripping today. Oh dayum ( I'm not the one who downvoted you. Gabriel... # And with 6 Fuggers I can't possibly die from hunger can I though? I mean, I should be able to sort things out anyhow on my own right? Aaaahg Leo Moons are just beyond description! And YES my best three childhood friends are two Sag twin girls and a Leo Sun/ Leo rising one. As an Aries, I have always been impressed and concerned by the intensity of their squabbles. They always felt oddly epic First time I've ever seen a Nokia CRT. So many loops Awshindoon was how I said it. When they said "awkindewn" in WoD...the look on my face was very It's a hard one to trade for, most people want you to pry it from their cold hands stats give damage Both of those are currently in my case. I thought you already had a sword and shield? Originally set at $5k, probably will be closer to $7k including honeymoon. I'm like 70 days out. Damn... Your something else I have to say... Woah...how did you know my name? dat leader skill.... That's gotta be the most interesting fight with the AI I've ever seen Wow something I completely overlooked... Glyph of Demon Training works well with Sac Pact. I just saw this movie for the first time a few hours ago, weird. But there is a border 1700 students is "tiny" now? I read this as "praising Jesus through the power of mines" as in Land Mines. well you can have sneak on your team and two 1stars and still win. I never thought this was a common phrase for overweight people, specifically. I'm honestly not to suprised about this. I mean i couldn't get my head around the fact that piglet would've shown such arrogance. I mean we are talking about a guy who went on to win OGN 15-0 and cried afterwards because he felt he didn't played good enough and let his team down It still boggles my mind how much extra content there is. Look at all those furniture sprites Ugh... cheese? I didn't know that works what is a guy doing ordering a dildo??? I want wearable faces.... And you took a picture with a camera?I mean...there is print screen... Wow you're right about the drink being "fluxy". I was wondering what in the world you meant (Maybe it turns people purple you're like... a genetic cross between Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlet Johansson! I had no clue manta rays could get that big Oh I see, but I haven't seen Raids give me any honour points as rewards yet holy shit u cheated by using berserker/archers' ring wat, are u basically telling me that the entire cheat community are ignorant to this fact and still uses external hacks over internal ones? A nice Chianti. Why Udine? That was a pass from a Cows Centre Did I just start something, or did you already have it planned...? I don't lie when I'm being sweet either Damn, I thought EA has pulled all origin games from steam Golem then will hit even harder Wait. About what? The most shocking thing about this video is the fact that he's wearing a wedding ring... You call this "Cheese" ? Holy cow that is some exceptionally terrible luck. WHAT the everloving fuck! You're telling me that a more than 20cm wristband is inconsiderate to fat people?! I couldn't believe my eyes even though I know the metric system and had to check if I wasn't stupidly wrong somehow and NOPE. Two Tie Intercepters? Huh? There was nothing about drowning in this episode, was there? Oh its tagged Daily for me? He's not there for me Wow, Did you really have to call someone a shithead lol yeah, the game is as awesome as it is infuriating, which I've proven by playing until 8am 2 days in a row This chick was staying at my house because her parents kicked her out. My mom was at work. I came home from walmart and she had boiled a dozen eggs, then pealed all of them and threw the shells on the living room floor... and she ate every hard boiled egg... she just left the shells there... like no big deal. I asked "are you going to pick those up?" She said "Why?" Son of a bitch Why did they have black hands ? Man, that just makes [1 Timothy 2:15] even more confusing There is cheese in a can? Wonder what speed test is being used for the map. My house says 0.09 Mbps average GTA IV has workshop? Wh.. where would you find those in school? Your client is sooo much nicer than ours I am used to it in GD/STS but I am surprised it's even here lol, hmm... forgot about that, soo... KORAL from TWD?? The fact that its going to be announced on April 1st doesn't help either Flower power for 90minutes? ( O_o I have a question. ARE YOU THE REAL AMIR ? That happens often to you? How much money did you make? Did you calculate it So your back card has a blank front? Nukeduck worse than Kori? You crazy Difference in ticks affects that? 75 runs?! Haha nice. I named my Link "NOT Zelda" and Sheik "*NOT* Zelda" for more emphasis. That's a huge life disparity! It might have something to do with how you trained them, but still there is only 1 dragon lore tho, look at his inventory... He is a betting master probably yeeee, living the life next to A642, right in the middle of the country This is really shitty since he's using his neighbors wifi router weird it works for me No thanks, SexualBowelMovement Running wooded trail with open knife. OH MY GOOOOOOOD! How did i never realize this How are we gonna get clean when it is gonna get so dirty? You should try it! I had no idea it was a thing until recently, and every time one would pass me while I was walking Django I'd stop and just stare at them like Monarchs going on well Holy shit Well, that's an interesting malfunction OMG PWETTY! Oh god so much death LM? He convinces them to wake up to the truth! "Yahoo Movies spoke with Mirren Holocaust" Well then i'm staying the hell away from that room when they are taking an x-ray. Both my cell phone and laptop work perfectly when I have to be in there. ( I'm still not seeing what you are getting at here.... I have read it over and over, and with the context of the definition it is still making perfect sense to me What if someone had a gun on them? I thought this was a joke from American Dad and not a real thing... Not sure if serious... read it as "seriously, get a deathcam" Say what!? I have only gotten 4 Elisabeths in total! Trilogy? Clearly playing The Sims got out of hand. I thought from the title that this meant there was some magical Android support for Oculus SDK ...or 3 = cat? Then who was playing against tK. I... what? I haven't done any voice work. Riot doesn't even know I exist. The Knight of the Laughing Tree was ...into bondage? CUTEST DAY EVER That one was such a jewel "modern marriage is wrong because I couldn´t fuck my wife when she was hotter, I´m also angry at myself for not fucking her back then so you guys shut up about judging and jealousy" Or do you... Starting a bullet journal sounds as smart (and as terrifying) as that time I recorded all my spending for the month Those tan lines! wait, people align the arrows? i always just popped the cap right off regardless of which way it was facing ever since i was a kid Wow that's a lot 27cm is size of a rather large dinner plate Is full fade that low now Jakarta juggernauts? I didnt know my people played league That flute chick was a boy Shouldn't the d802 be updated first? I usually try to keep my consoles in pristine condition, but especially my MMN3DS XL, so I've never had the issue, since I don't want to shove it in my pocket and risk anything happening to it in there (keys, pens, scratching, falling, etc.). Also, I don't even know how a N3DS XL would fit in your pockets I saw this thread earlier and I don't know how I will respond to it. Every time I'm asked what my favorite book is I end up with a list of about 10 or 20, or even 30 books the shade is invisible? what the ...? Well then i must be the best support ever, and thats pretty hard to believe! I feel like that barely pays for a field tested I hope you don't mean replacing Unending Resolve with Demon Training. Sure they're not dead? How is that even allowed? Does that guy have tenure because he needs to get fired. You can't just do that to a person, can you? Can you imagine someone hating you to such a degree he's actually spending time and money just to put a spoke in your wheel? That's outrageous. At least you know you have an effect on people >Ever try to make a goat go somewhere? Well, is it? eww the merch is the left one? 4 weeks of school left? You're done with school in april? Wooo That frame test... We are already beyond Skyrim, we apparently have multiplayer when I saw the price The fact that you put a smiley face scares me Your titties are freaking amazing! So hot They also said 'Suck my Kiss'. for me it's more about the way someone acts As soon as I saw the title I literally laughed out loud. Haven't heard that weird little song in years, but every once in a while it'll randomly pop into my head. it's a fun tune...Never saw that video before though... Oh... Seriously? the headsets dont exist? what? Hefty one Wut?! I expected more outside assistance for a full body. Awww! :( I'm glad it's much better, but I HATE that it was happening. BAD elbow. **BAD.** I usually take solace in the fact that I'm rarely ever surprised by anything but this woman having the audacity to approach another table in regards to what they are discussing blows me away Something along the lines of "That was really intense! I think I urinated a little." He also sometimes says I'm a bad person for absorbing dragonsouls carelessly in front of everyone. That's a year of rent for some people wow i cant believe i didnt know that. i consider myself pretty good with tiny as well Wait, You can do pre-orders over the phone?!? The front windows. One is larger than the other. Like the ....so drive the 15 minutes to a store, buy it, fix it, and be done within an hour. "Reddit, I don't have something!" Boots in Singapore? Show me a parse where a PLD MT is pulling 350-400 DPS in FcoB Holy crap a full 1k? Is it realyl worth that much? K...k...kill it with fire! For some *very* strange reason, most of my promo's have at least 1 afk per series I traded with him, it went well tho Ugh. People. Wow. What is scary, there is no info on this brand of condom on their website but dats 2 gurls? how can dat be? I'm curious about the same thing. *blink blink*......how? Damn she got man arms also, if your just going to tell me i need unity pro, please do not make the comment......... Wow, I didn't knew that you played Dota, Zett IT MUST BE TRUE. THEY UPVOTED IT. Thank god it's not the front view Ooooh my god that's what I'm doing. who did you ask...people who have 100 dollar inventories? lol. You and i both know what a ft and ww asii is worth. divide that out of 625 keys for a minimal wear. Are you sure your asiimovs are worth 30 keys each? Good God. Or we could just compromise and put in central servers I think it's a very pretty language. What's your deal? Imagine if you had boosts though But you're the one abandoning? Thread requires login for spigotmc. No, I think it was more like I was startled to see a page based off mine. I think an email would have been fine. I was like Huh, didn't they just say recently that they fixed (or are addressing) NC-dupe glitches? Am I making that up? that cat tho also what's the best current portable vapes? Really? WTF. I can honestly say I wasn't prepared for this story ( All are great!! but I vote Bytes Clan its the one I would pay money to ride on... My first reaction: Wow, there's actually a city where you can get a city bus at 3AM? (O_O);; Um, oh no, um, what will I do for food, then again I don't reely have to eat much, bust how am I saposed to repair my body. If I can't expose my body to direct sunlight then I can't use Morning Sun, and if I can't use morning sun I can heal my body, and if I can't heal my body... ( ( Took a break from Sc2, decided to try my hand at getting a little bit back up to speed. Come back to every gold league terran basically turtling on two bases and massing ravens. __O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ ( It seems that some people just have a crease that pulls in around your belly button no matter what. According to your screenshot, you're on last week's champion rotation (Ahri, Amumu, Braum,... ) when EUW is already on this week's so yeah no clue as to why this is happening, that's weird Evidently Isn't tank cracking really only a concern with terrible quality plastics? Granted, I don't know what plastic these are using, for $45, I would certainly hope it's not bargain bin stuff. I'm also wondering why they'd be charging so much for plastic, rather than glass So he sort of wrote a song about something I said when I was drunk and he sings it all the time because he thinks it's hilarious. I don't want to share the song but it's about shaving nuts off. Technically his wife is "dead". And the cloned personality fell in love with Tsukune which is all good I guess? But he kind of just did bawl his eyes out professing his love for that Moka while he has admitted to loving both Inner and Outer Moka. Inner Moka has basically become Outer Moka at the end. I'm iffy about that but yay happy ending and vampires are polygamists so his new father-in-law is cool with his harem (yay for plot lol). His harem has gotten really weird though (witch w/ chinese triad boss kung fu guy who has a thing for him too?). Ruby is best girl~ :3 just plucks my heartstrings. I still got questions about the bus driver ...8 AM = up all night?! Haven't you slept yet? You didn't like Bloodlust? WHAT? where ? Off topic but whoa Yeah man, I feel like having two heart attacks at the tender age of eighteen is more than just stress. How do you use either of them? ( So France takes pride in its ethnic diversity but hates its religious diversity? Iv'e made a terrible mistake. I should have read the replies before clicking... I took a picture which I added...and omg Ho... How did you know my name?!?!?! ( Dat username 255 plugins that titties look unreal You have 1TB in games installed? I think I have the 3rd one. Mine's like a weird colour in between 2 and 3. Must be an april's fool right ? What? and now I feel bad, as a senior, there has not been a week where I haven't skipped school The memories I like this one. Everything SAB is on the gem store there, even without SAB never being released for them? no you didnt? 6 redeems The 11th one from the bottom is my phone's wallpaper. because it is retarded. Lane swap in a soloq game? Not even most of the pros are able to pull a good lane swap let alone in a soloq game. NO WAY Darn that m9 cw \( Was this like his first time playing video games ever? Balor... is actually better I have friends who doesn't enjoy this show.. because they only watched two episodes.. holy shit!!! what an episode, I'm feeling as giddy as when I first saw Breaking Bad. "pig fucker" -- WHAT!?! Kinda hit the nail this one. When I procrastinate, I tend to fap too. Mixing spanish, english, and chinese grammar Sure. Everything is slanted. Like the Subaru video I posted about AWD/4WD systems. Even just looking at the construction of the frame had me After holding back an army of a hundred thousand for 3 whole days. Nou, samenhorig :( Ik hoor juist van hen dat ze enorm op elkaar afgeven: dat zijn woudfriezen, rare lui,. Dat zijn Franekers, die zijn anders. Dat zijn friezen uit Leeuwarden, dat zijn geen echte Friezen, enz. Ze hebben juist veel vooroordelen onderling en maken elkaar zwart it's damage drop-off is confusing But you are playing the same game over and over again People actually put headsets on while playing FIFA I'm not American but I used learned It's so weird, it's like all women are humans and have different personalities I am clueless...because I have no idea what I am doing... DAFUQ?!? That Ginger dress cost FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS??? r/hardbodies Nope Did the employees at gamestop look at you weird or anything? Well damn! Are you friends with Jeb Bush? How do people manage such big nails W-what love how every comment capitalizes the first letter of each word (just realized it's by default today) Can't get pass the Intro, it's soooo gooodd There is nothing "little" about dat ass...damn they can live on land?! maybe this isn't the real joke??? ...Why are INTPs adorable? Wait... WHO'S GOLDEN FREDDY?! "This...for me?" That seems... pretty, but incredibly unhelpful. The first example that comes to my mind is, how do you quick-reference your gear when loot comes up? Everything in the mod is made to be automatable. Really? I just got this game yesterday... That... that was actually WAY better then I expected what has been seen cannot be unseen > Everything in the mod is made to be automatable. Huh... You know, now that I think of it, a lot of folks at our board game night ARE poly. What are you selling exactly? All I could see was his nipples oh shit, yea he should remove it Maybe hazmat suits will be the next fire extinguishers ...until we get our cyborg bodies of course I don't clip them, but I do file them down going in a single direction. Honestly, not sure if it's better but that's what I read so I do it. I've done it twice so far, the first was to just even them out since they grew in at all sorts of wonky rates. My ring & middle likes to grow faster than my pinky, index and thumb it seems. innocent gets an ace and wins a 1v3 to defuse the bomb.. Oh damn, youre not even in 6th grade yet My husband tends to deal with it because he knows how bad I am, but on the occasions were I was the only parent home, I would just throw away whatever it landed on (if possible). Towels, blankets, pillows, clothes, and bath mats were tossed right in the garbage. I don't even care how nice they were. I even threw the living room area rug away one time. Just rolled that baby up and dragged it out to the curb. Your proof of false positives is people saying they got wrongly banned on reddit ? Where is the download button?? Oh god, you're right... I'm not a math major either... Is this a university? Wat r u talking about A coworker actually found a customer that did exactly that. With Exchange 2003. What is Stardust DDT'd Eden and Cody Rhodes came out in response I'll make a note of this to NOT open packages after I've been to the salon then Turns out she's in our university's choir and her sister is Anna (if how open she is on Facebook is any indication) I have a lv 44 Weap Master and I can still solo Behemoth's dungeons on hard in 5-6minute times (depends on quest). I've been running lv 40 SS and Lightsabre. The only difference I see, so far, is that drive slash doesn't do as much but SST and Draw Blade still hit like trucks. Ashe Fork is also a blessing for Wep masters with the additional effects, do you spam it with SST? ? I've left my sheet mask on for as long as like 45 min? I've never had a problem with it. I think it's only a problem when all the essence has dried up from the paper mask and it begins pulling moisture from your face. You'd have to leave on your mask a freaking long time though. Okay I'll stop for today Level 4 and just did the crown quest? I'm level 8 and I just finished that not long ago. Nice idea, not sure about market size. All I know is that we had one at an it security conference last year (UK). Paid for by one of the sponsors. This was indoors btw.. no idea how they got it in there apvotunu verdim sazansız sarcasm olmaz dicektim elektrik gitti "We" ... I know, the font and the kerning Was Foo really still alive then? I thought Foo died along with Torune and Danzo, only AFTER which the Shinobi Allied Forces were formed. But... I want to talk about them... I want to talk about it since like my conversion 24/7. I HAVE A PROBLEM That's a drastic interpretation of what I said True true! This is certainly the case with HIV, not so much pregnancy.. unless you're doing really weird things with weird drugs... This has got to be a typo or something > This might sound absurd and downright insane, buuuut if you don't want Facebook tracking you it seems like all you have to do is not visit their site. oh my lord that juggler damage Your jungler gives you the gromp buff when it is their starter camp? My dad taught me that when I was a wee lad. Still blows my mind that this works. Just imagine the dude that figured it out. o_o O_o Jus played Pac-man...around my house Where do I get it WOW Didn't like 2 days ago search somebody for exactly that knife? Too soon. First you fuck his wife and now you're telling him she's better off for it. is this a situation where you put flour on it and find the wet spots? I think i saw him in a game once WHAT ! Inwiefern reagiere ich eingeschnappt? Pff, that barely makes the mitzvah average. And we're not even putting a dent in what happens at a bat mitzvah I hope my name is near the front of this list! [spoilers](#s "I wonder who the big guy at the end is It's fucking brilliant for corns. I have one on the edge of the ball of my foot - using this means I walk without pain. Only have to do it every couple of weeks too. But get it wrong..... When would not want to guard that auto-guard would force you to guard? what the fuck is that /r/FearMe sub about I'm not the case's creator...( any idea who they are? Seems to come from a Spanish news website Her butt looks like its crying in those jeans. Or her butt is making her jeans cry He may be confusing them with monks. O_o This link was already purple! Why was it already purple?? Never DE anything so close to a update. EVER Woah, I literally just fought you in arena like 3 mins ago.... at first i was like... wait... wasn't i in the rs3 subreddit? o_O_O_oo_ sent, moon ball zubat? you mean pidgey? You have artists to thank. Google map "dupont circle". \* What? *HUG*....is it helping? Holy crap I didn't even do that on purpose what is that I am currently trying to find an auto fresh on my mac, cause manually doing it, ugh. I vaguely remember people having to be invited to use gmail back in those days he seems calm tbh. you're insulting him just as much Was it you who confronted me? ( I'm on that second month now--it's awful. It isn't April 1st... jk it is... or is it? Tell him it's 2009 instead Yasuo doesn't have 100% critical after IE nerfs The one thing, that holds TL2 back is the wierd aggro and view range, where monster just fade in and become active. OH MY GOD. I have been stuck at this train track crossing for THIRTY FREAKING MINUTES. I hate it here. This is the worst place. I wish the people in front of me or the people behind me would turn onto side streets so I could go around this horrible intersection, but they won't, so I am stuck here. Apparently forever you go to community collage........................................... 684 wins and silver 2? How many games did you lose? Not including the go-to kitchen sink pack seems kinda weird Don't you have to be lvl 13 or something to be eligible for ranked? So when you do that nothing is happening? that's really concerning "Oh man, I hope this internet stranger doesn't steak my chopped hands!" What is this bot madness... waiting for this key, though read this as coconut and *salmonella* cookies ** Whoa, I must have missed that! Is it just me?... ....Seriously, read the rules. You just broke another one. ........................................( Oh......My.......God....... Got 4/5 with SRH440s and the dumb laptop headphone jack. Kinda felt like crapshoot for me, too. Also what a TERRIBLE choice with that Killers song Alt Starlight Sanctuary with no awoken The guy in the middle looks really familiar. ahhhhhhhh! on the one hand I totally would because they're just GORGEOUS....but on the other hand I'm a big idiot who decided to make a ~themed~ account so my maractite eyrie kind of has to be my Egalite......jfdgskjfh I'm so conflicted. Oh my gawd Jesus, dude...you're reaching pretty far here. How does she have any more potential than someone like Carmella or Charlotte? I did that right after I painted Liberte and promptly ran in fear. I wasn't into customization at the time (luckily) but people had some beautiful and expensive ideas. Why did this get so many down-votes? Holy shit I thought you guys were kidding So many people tell me this! Now I'm starting to think people might just say that.... What the heck!? I was just jumping on my seat the whole game! I was speechless for several minutes after it ended. I couldn't believe what I saw. This is beyond insane. Definitely THE most entertaining game I've ever seen I honestly can't understand why this is such a controversial statement Yes the CIA guys want to stand out. I dropped u in the end didnt I? Plot twist. He's using his real identity while you were mistakenly given his at birth. ** DRAG RACE? Holly molly Are you for real? You only take offense if the insult is true? Is there a way for us to create a miniature black hole? Why is this one the only one that actually makes me mad? I picked Kalista now, when I think about it now, I regret it... I hope I can do something good atleast lmao Is /r/SubredditDrama banned or only for me? Try 5? My mom and dad have a video of me sitting on a rock next the the edge at the grand canyon. I stood up and almost lost balance. My dad just said "eh! Sit down. Or you're gunna fall" and kept rolling. I always say to myself. What if i fell off that rock Done ......... ohhhhh... I don't want to miss the crazies Dont know but its pretty dope eh? On a day like today, I don't believe it Thor's a girl? Since when are JPEGs animated? I asked them about it and they said I could take the coins if I want and that they didn't mind. My son talks to his smoke detector (beep beep). Actually, I'm not sure how much *he* talks to *it*, but he says it tells him things. I had a similar experience, except one of our Medusa was Kukulkan ( Some people do me dice que sin la tarjeta puede comprar bonos o poner la guita en un plazo fijo Those rads are so CUTE! What'd be the other one? 16... Is that bad? I've seen people say they were 16 on here I did a lot of weird stuff 4 months ago. for what gpu/cpu? mac10 was op already Rusty considers h--self a beginner? Maybe they're introducing a simultaneous turns variant Care to elaborate? I just bought from g2a So you want to fail so that you can try again? why not just hope for success Imagine if this was actually legit... energy, energy, 100 xtals plot twist: Catherine was Julia's secret lover and she killed her for cheating and running away with a man So..this kinda proves A isn't Cece.....Or Jason (that's who she is talking to)... doesn't out rule a twin for either GP is fuckin awesome on URF. Why didn't I play him last year? I voted that error is on drugs because, well, errors happen on drugs So many things you can't unsee there I'm feeling kinda stupid here... Isn't Robin Williams dead! Marie has taken over \m/ ( Are you the real Valeri Karpin by any chance? what the f#ck did I just watch? I went to buy it just now and the sale had ended. All of a sudden my resources at "E" seems like it was a really bad idea... Why is the pianist wearing a lab coat? I joined BNI yesterday and moved to HED and I still am quite surpirsed how BRAVE is not able to defend its homeground or to enable ppl to move out without beeing ganked Does this mean most people play casual or arena more? I seriously thought I was seeing things when my flair automatically changed to lina. *blink* *blink* 5 kids who happen to all love ness you say? I might be insane but I thought I saw Russell Crowe slinking in the corner of the 6th picture I'd be ordering instant noodles and chef boyardee. You think I'm worried about children pressing the buttons? That's a lot of sleeves just crank your difficulty up Late to the party here, but Oh my goodness! That totally happened to me! Periods got terrible, and acne would breakout terribly around them. Then I gained quite a bit of weight (15-20 lbs), which, granted, resulted in some eating disorder issues. Anyway, after that, periods only occurred every 3 months for the next two years. I had trouble sleeping at night too. When I asked my OBGYN about it at the time, she did some blood tests and when nothing turned up, told me it was possible I was going through early menopause. ... Huh. Interesting that we have such different experiences Can you imagine 5v1 ganks ( But who the fuck eats a fried egg and some french fries for breakfast? > Marie has taken over I didn't know I said hacksaw. Seriously, though, our farmer buddy brought his and I don't think he cleans it much between pigs... I cleaned out some pretty rancid junk from the blade attachment points. I love my cat and everything but that's just kinda weird man I've known a few Mormons growing up, but I don't think their parents were as strict because we lived in Canada How did afford all that food If it's really 1500 stones, that's over $1000 of 85 packs. ( omg yeah, just don't get between his legs, he does a grab move that he crushes you, and bites your head off, before smashing you to the ground. I might love you. Just want to bite your nipples!! Sure, it's easy not to press it now.. But try to resist it when you see it going down to 30... or 20... or 10... Ai... Aizen taichou... That's because I wasn't around you what? second button press How did you read my mind. What in the fuck I think this goes under battle-tag find a friend subreddit. SOOO. MUCH. NOPE. I'm not a mod Yes, one of the oldest "jokes" in the book. Kind of like changing your relationship status on Facebook. That's the sickest burn I've ever read If a map was nearly impossible i sometimes used cheats to level the playing field It depends man, some people are just lucky assholes and distribute their weight differently in that range. Mine goes to my thighs of all places (male), then to my abdomen and face. But first to the thighs. As long as I stay at or under 24 bmi I actually look fairly skinny WAIT WHAT? > Don't know how many Connor fans that will be in the same place at the same time I seriously hope the other person that replied to you didn't delete their post and account because of the automod joke. Wait... the card let you do that indefinetely? What if we were created by aliens and we couldn't explain what they were and thought they were gods Non-Butthiest.. While some of that looks neat, I'm not seeing anything worth $40. They're slowly adding back in content that we kinda already had in the old games, it's just been reskinned and is being sold to us again. Plus more load times but the knifes average is 139 keys Tuk ima bulgari? Also got it from lootcrate, I actually thought it would suck, now I might actually read it Are you... looking and commenting on Keeran's character sheet? 'Extremely aggressive' is an understatement But your dot...it's still...grey... BUTTON I couldn't even recognize anybody, the trailer moved so fast. You deserve paying for that read I actually did before you told me this and since I bought it before it gave me unlimited energy. I definitely have to try this one when I'm lucid next time. BAPE (AAPE?) x Spongebob I hope these amiibo arent all over the places in different stores No option to watch game? omg which is it 2 people saying $5 down and 2 others saying in full? Why move close to work? Oh wow! Who knows maybe we'll be neighbors I lol'ed, but... What? ...what if he's a feeder I should have read this comment before opening that at work, in a mall, in a VERY conservative part of the country! How come you can have a zelda haircut? Ah, got it. For a moment there I was like "I've seen things" The egg looks so real Quiet you... super bowl loser This unfortunately is bad weather for motorcycle s most of the year. Also I usually have a hard time finding some in Milwaukee. Buuuuut it's a great city and a ton of fun over the summer. Rolling Stones are gonna be at summer fest. And it didn't happen in 2002 i see stars? That smug face. I want to hug it! Do people NOT wash a new item of clothing before wearing it...? Or 5k certs ( Look around. Someone was crossing the road and their top half was cut off Oh we deal with our fair share. It's really interesting when I find shed snake skin in the house, and no snake Nothing to see here glitter for your clit is next! More like Buckle up like a nerd...Am i right guys? ^Come ^on ^guys ^don't ^leave ^me ^hanging...eh... ( # Are we the same person? Because I'm also a slightly high D5 mid/support main who's win rate has since taken a dive OMG! I had the same dream last night! That's weird Hahaha right and with the ballot for votes of which characters we want in smash who knows how many more amiibo are going to be made The things I learn every day!... Really?!? Have you considered tweeting #wweoverdoessocialmedia a bunch of times? I hear that works. Hooooooly shit.... Of all the times for me to see someone I know on Reddit And a centaur if you're a lunatic. I have a cat! I adopted her back when I used to work at a vet office. She was from an abandoned litter of kittens a Good Samaritan brought in one day. She always tries to lick my face after applying Missha FTE or while I'm wearing a sheet mask. Anyone else experience this?! I caught her licking the essence from a sheet mask wrapper once. That's one of the most humane method of population control really. Unfortunately the countries most on need of this are least able to apply it. It just feels weird that the Nazis got the idea o_o you have 21 6 stars and can't break c2? [Isn't G, like....huge? Story from a friend....(yes really not me) - A guest at their home injected heroin in their living room. Sleep deprivation is part of his plan I am a monster hannan? Mogwai? Don't take this the wrong way, but by-fucking-god, you've married me Yeah they can really hear it!! It's the monthly reward I'm leaning slightly towards Tumblr but then again I don't anything. Anything at all... Wat.. Wait, there are VPNs that don't tell you when they disconnect? Who would use one like that? Ketchupception? That's weird Cut it off and burn the evidence.... No one ever need to know anything... I wanna give you that baby poop face right now. I knew I was gonna get rickrolled, still clicked on it. "My cat would be very pleased with my petting skills." - My daughter insisted we pack her suitcase tonight (she flies off to Darwin on Saturday to spend two weeks with her dad), so I thought I'd go through all her clothes properly and cull what doesn't fit. Two washing baskets later, all the small stuff is put aside. The stuff that does still fit is going with her. he raped her? I remember the first time i did the setup mission where you have to steal these. I was like OOC: 13 (also, how?! Wow that looks amazing! 16 and dayum I'd make lots of smurf accounts I still don't get why the dude would be dumb enough to do that, because the guy just played a whole game with them, I'm guessing he didn't notice their names during loading screen or when hitting tab during the game?? 0.0003 seconds difference WTF, a fake library You bought everything I feel they would be like wario's bike but 24/7 and I can't deal with that man Did for me I'm rather glad I was too busy working while going to school to ever attend one of these parties... If those dungeons aren't randomised, then shouldn't everyone find those there? (I didn't) is the loot random? The Fiverr bit made me go 9/11 not enough GPU.. oh wait that's a mini-ITX board in a micro-ATX case Whoa I never thought to use it to negate cannon hits. That seems way too strong. What news? I honestly cant remember $5 Pelikan... We're talking about the video game, not the series. How is that not sad? Who plays with music on Yeah and we could get D. Orlando Bedwetter to be our ibeat writer. I feel like people keep forgetting that episode 1-9 were also really good. It only got a little bit shaky after the winter break It's annoying when there are other things in the way because there are so few days a month to take advantage of! But there's always another one although our next will coincide with final exams I didn't even know he had a SoundCloud Nobody will know how to get anywhere, and it the tech fails, most people won't even know how to get to the nearest grocery store. Some people could starve because they don't know how to get anywhere and they have no friends. I'm actually amazed I typed jaw as draw... HBV = Hepatitis B Virus? It turned out to be a very light conversation after all. As soon as I said hi she asked if I was following her around So dark knights are basically pretty weak then? How are they considered top tier? Wait, so you wear a dress walking around hoping someone will unzip you? always thought blackpearl was overrated but then i saw this m9 When my son was about that age, he called it "baby soup" Kristoff TIL I'm a little person Can I send ECs and items from Fed to KDF toons? Pass the boy some eye bleach!! And I thought farting in front of your hump buddy was the worst a girl could do! I get these every month, up to the size of a tennis ball never before thought of sharing the bacon.... More like he's done some shit I'm a european, and I don't understand this either, are we now telling people what to wear? I was there. ITS A FUCKING BASILISK!! Yupp, crazy indeed! isn't that the case in all of the western world minus the us? Nesting birds. dat double xp is too strong xD, imagine if you could add xp boosts for the hacker If enough of us give feedback they'll give us the key. It's like we're flipping the background simulation but in real life This reply is quite hilarious considering you started your previous reply with "Kill yourself." I think you guys need to figure that question out asap.... As Krieg, the character that has skills and COMs that *increase* shield recharge delay? Read that as "My Mom Died", i was like yeah def not pleasant, where da fuq is my head I think these are the same two who did Leeloo and Ruby Rhod the day before. GUH "If he only had a white partyhat with that silverhawk outfit itd look so sick" -looks at next picture- " My BF username IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST REVEAL EVER! like we've never said that before What is the mental logic your dad employs behind that one? Was that Windows XP...? Isn't that what I said? there's streetpass games ? This guide is confusing me Gold heads in barebones? Yeah I was *really* unhappy when I found that one out. Heides is now uninhabitable, stay the fuck out until later on got one ....should we not? KSA, I'm sure there are some but I dont know any... i dont know many people in general though... Why is her hair white and her eyes purple? Are you the fogleman who is in the top 3 of the poker competition by AIgames a well? A Clockwork Orange. . . A legend once invented a upvote comment, I wonder why Clearly your government needs to fix its priorities. Also, bald tires? Do they not have yearly inspections that require decent tires to pass? An unlimited stash is unrealistic. But a magical Bag of Holding is fine..? Super**man**? lol Animated...series...? Am i missing something Awesome We found someone who actually reads the terms & conditions No interest in us guys? Dodge didn't let you dodge skillshots, did it? What subreddit? Did I just time travel back in time? I swear I read this thing months ago Perhaps you can provide a picture? Ah maybe it's different down there... 34 years and we've always used cut and not jump This IdrA picture With Crispin Glover's hair It is?! Wait... Who's that in the window?! Might be Brock He must have lost his little crabby underwear becuz i think i can see his little crabanus I thought banner still only let you promote cannons I'll go with I don't understand how. I'm the only person in my crew You find out just now? Why are Jordan's mods so salty about shipping? I didn't know people hated rattata You lose absolute everything Weird. I wonder what their criteria ~~was~~ were? I'm assuming "regular" oral is still in. What's the difference Why is there a ''Greed Head'' in the room? Never saw them during the Isaac fight SHIT Do we not have discussions w/o subs? I think that CEO might want to calm the f*$! down when talking to media I am in Florida too Did you mean to post the first image Mine told me last night it was time to pick a song and "learn him to dance a little" Muslim =/= Race All this sounds really great.! I would like to meet up but i have no idea where the settigast and obi is? Oh yeah wow... so stressful! At least they aren't with some psycho on craigslist.. although I don't know your brother Oh wait what? So then... you don't level up 150% faster, but 900% faster? I got used to 20 ping then all of asudden after a recent patch downloaded it shot up to 60 Everything was soo smoooth ¡¡He dicho justamente lo contrario!! Damn try hard Knight killed Zooper! That should be grounds for losing clothing too I'll take you up on that. I think everyone understood already like your parents? And here I was, hoping for something of a Dutch brand in LoL. How am I going to identify with my countrymen now? Die frage ist für wem von euch beiden das eigenartiger war... Why was he recording himself Yea I have the same problem. It still says it is in Cali So MDR was the only heroes you was using? I know who you are This narrative doesn't make them look bad either, it's still an awesome story. I guess it's just weird why they would I wonder what lost item.... But... they're not being bad here. A lot of people are just being really, really entitled..... Uhhhh I'll have to check, I don't even know how much I had before I re-logged in. That face needs to be a mask I've never seen that emoticon before. What are the semicolons supposed to be? It looks so realistic that it could be some really good cosplay I...I...I...wat...the... Im so proud to live here.... For a second I thought someone with the username Marklar was making threads and commenting and answering his own questions lol There are elder turtles in there? Holy mother of fuck i see it now. I dont know the anatomy of this fish is but now i can tell what part got taken off. Theres chickens with theres heads cut off and now fish with all heads and the rest cut off Nah, the 8-core wasn't overkill for running Battlefield 4 on a 1440p monitor with 63 other players. That game is crazy cpu-intensive. What is going on with the medics. what if we all get burried prematurely... [2] oh god You broke a ruler? Like a physical ruler you use you measure things with? How'd that happen? That is crazy Why don't they mention Rox but Canach? It's a great show. Almost better than mine Just finished winning a map and right after we won we all got DC'd. No idea if we got credit Hey I'm a spartan fan at NAU as well. also in Cline Is that an S Class taxi? I watch GameGrumps but didn't know they started the whole mt.Fuji thing. It says I uploaded it...wow. **Six months ago?** It was her twin sister, Sister Jude. They were both aspiring entertainers that fell off and became a nun and a ringleader for a freakshow in Florida. *sarcasm* lol no but I seriously read one of them stupid huffpost articles recently where they were trying to figure out the connections between seasons and one of their genuine theories was that Elsa and Sister Jude were possible sisters..and their backing evidence is because "they both liked to wear red," and because they were both "aspiring entertainers that had things take a turn for the worse." Looks awesome! Can you teach me how to do something like this?! 28 8/8's!? :O I think that's a lil' too much Weigh those things (> When did that happen? Imagine if you do some digging and discover all those microbreweries are in fact owned by the same small clique and their awards are actually a sham? It's...beautiful. I totally read "Sailor Moon Sprite R.I.P." and then the user and link title have "cemetery" in the names I made it home just in time to see Tuukka's amazing save and the last goal. I'm still like whoops, should've checked nope, soooo much nope Prepare yourselves, the downvote brigade has arrived 40 seconds intro + outro for 5 seconds from the actual clip Evidence of? I so believe in big foot. What claim did I make that I need to provide evidence of? 2000 triangles ! They still translate this First 6 figure hit I've ever seen.. At least...at least they become ghost pets when they die? Alright, most of the gaben stuff is acceptable. I think this is a little too far. This should have a cringe tag, I feel like I'm looking at one of those guys with anime girl body pillows >An unlimited stash is unrealistic. But a magical Bag of Holding is fine..? 100 Moonstone? I only got 50. Wait. *How* "revealing"? Not that the school is right. I just can't even imagine being brave enough to wear yoga pants. True. Or maybe they didn't forget. Not if I'm one of them... oh gawd Can you even do that? Surreal. I know what one of those things is... Ok I get the trick to this, but how did the guy in the original post get only one side to spin? What if like I already have? its still up bruh She broke the 5th wall What if you were the kindergarten version of "A Time Traveler's Wife" What the hell si a 'caffeine rush' and why would caffeine not be allowed? Ein Fehler in der Matrix Flashbacks of the Catacombs... Wow, that was fast. I'm in love! Mother of Skyrim austin10101010 I just need Greninja and I don't care if I have to stay up all night and work an 8 1/2 hour shift on no sleep tomorrow to get one........oh god what has my life become! All the quotes are about how fighting daily is the best thing for a relationship. Are they wearing motorcycle helmets in this game? That is amazing looking, i'm at a loss for words I speed read that on my phone as Panda Wang Yeah not sure if troll Where are your Sup Str and Sup Attk pots? Wow, they're cheap too Oh jesus I can't even laugh at that This is a thing? Ah thanks, yeah I'd love to be able to film something in that style. Need to step up my filming game though We all just need this login screen in our lives It is a common, sadly very common, type of thing these days. More often then not, these people are either looking for lonely people (my ex's best friend was convinced by such a guy to actually send him a lot of money ... To be honest, nope. WoW ! Thanks for the gold! My very first You're worrying me now.. What do you mean "meant for each other"? hmm if it was like that before, and they really werent sold out, then maybe theyre still not really sold out The drugs start to work More importantly is anyone in RI there now ? Really? Wait wait wait, is there an Ondera's sister? My ~~boner~~ hype level is too strong. You might have to contact them and find out why it's sitting there. There could be problem and you may need to have it cleared through customs Wait, has someone really said Kareem was just a lazy player You know what, I went on the Ketogetic Diet a few months ago and my eczema (upper stomach) completely went away. I just now realized it when I read this. Also, my skin cleared up pretty well also. Innovation with the macro, Maru with the micro Does this means that every time some send me a duckface pic they want to rape me? Endstation beat Kasandra Wow, the IED is from Honolulu. That hits close to home... I used to work at that very airport. Seriously? Front or back? Or both? wow, here Eliot was talking swiss german and not danish Cannot be unseen Right and that's why you get hypotension during a common cold Holy heck. I can confirm he dropped for me in expert though My mom said, "Your father used to think that, but he's not. So you're not either..." No, I'm just learning about them today. Jon Stewart When did I say it was? Having a hard time following this, are you? I didn't know so many people had Hero concepts. Wow. I just love books. Big books, small books, kid books, adult books. BOOKS! Seriously, though... I tend to lean more towards YA, but I love just about anything that keeps my interest. And I'm musically ADD. My playlist today has been Van Halen, Death Cab, Brandi Carlile, Sinatra, Johnny Cash and Mastodon. Holy shit same here, often I'll be attacking while I'm on the load screen and then.... <<1>> like what the hell error is that?? Oh my god your right the active on muramana does shit tons of damage because you never lose mana "I like Holly because she smiles with her eyes." 3ppl who's not feeding. Better go buy a lottery Could you tell me/us how they are runed and what stats pls? Also both your lushens must be max skilled to pop amputation so you can achieve that speed i just realised my last fields doesn't have water Mine kind of half counts because I still play a decent amount of games, but I wish I could get excited/invested in video games still the way I did as a child. God knows it's something a lot less painful or stressful to invest emotion in than adult world things. At first I read this as "Sexy Baby" Well free brand advertising. Why would anyone pass on that Ok for some reason this really hit my nostalgia buttons. Years and years ago when the whole internet was really still getting off its feet, there was a short burst of time where a lot of people were getting into VRML webpages. One of the websites I visited in this time period (circa probably 1996-1997'ish?) was a haunted graveyard VRML that really looked a lot like this one. Insane how he shadow boxed a Rathalos out of the air wtf is pokedex?????? I'm not good with that part of the lore myself, but whenever I try to make sense of certain pantheons (like Greek or Roman), they seem to swap beds faster than in *The Bold and the Beautiful* Oh, it seems to be petroleum based Wait so a gas planet has a core in the center? Like earths? If so why doesn't the heat ignite the gas? I thought he took the towel then came back to find a smaller one. Did the old guy put the locket it the bin? I see so much hate here for backup exec and that alarms me as my organization just started using it... Why are you in a Destiny Reddit Umm, are you me? Because I'm Mike, and I'm also a bassist.... Holy photogenic! Lol, Valve locked those too Oh god. This would make Warlocks destroy in cleave situations. The best of luck! Just don't go to the Walmart! Did you try summoning someone? How do you know I'm at 600 hours Oh no! I wonder what the account was originally made for dear god nvidia. also mine is still a 560 i guess i should upgrade One of the voting links, linked me here Sadly, I know some out there probably does this Why's this topic being downvoted so heavily? I just wanted to post that hair thing. I'm not the most attractive guy out there but there was more than one girl who complimented my "soft hair" while running her fingers through it Yeah, I thought it was but wasn't sure. Also wasn't sure about the capitalisation of BtoB/BTOB/btob? What is scary is that I was referring to the advice that you disable Windows Defender, which is probably the most legit you can get, since it is part of Windows. Wait what? No it isn't damn you're right, it's convoluted and unlikely but it's totally plausible! One of these things... doesn't belong... it's a new patch How are they level 30 or whatnot? same thing happened to me this person has no clue what amiibo are Why wouldn't Hungary be Western? Ok then Tickets for that game on stub hub were CRAZY expensive. I didn't sell mine, but my friend who I brought to the game looked into it and my normally $175 first round playoff tickets were over $500 Ah oui, pareil Unless it stops at 40 seconds. The ball joints can be pressed out of the control arm, but this isn't a DIY job. Last time I did this my garage needed a 20-tonne press to do it, since their 10-tonner couldn't cope with 5 years of road salt seriously I was shocked when i saw the flashbacks Time to do another edit for Corrosive's time... ....BE MY PARENTS I know right??? Wait, your unemployment money runs out over time? Things exist that you cannot see I would agree (Occam's Razor and all that), but after witnessing some of the wonky attempts at manipulation aimed at OWS, Restore the Fourth, and other such movements I'm at least a bit paranoid, and wouldn't be surprised at all if think-tanks and astroturfers et al have progressed to targeting less political philosophies as a preventative technique. I've even seen a few ill-placed and disparate attempts at such divisiveness in subs like /r/postnationalist, /r/futuristparty, and /r/unitedwestand, which are all valid but don't yet have the political traction that the aforementioned subs did in their heyday. My guess is that such postings could be for the purposes of A) testing the waters to see how easily wedge issues can be introduced to burgeoning movements, and B) facilitating identity intelligence measures -- maybe a bit of proxy communication too :P Mind you, I ain't exactly a radical firebrand, but you start to notice weird stuff if you make a habit of arguing politics on the internet > right! the pressure is all in our minds, and the joke is seeing how much we cave into the pressure we create Wow, that is amazing Oh I'm sorry for late reply.. What's going on with my reddit app that doesn't worked so it message alarm doesn't pop up to me. That random facts video at the end though New moms be like: Apple crumble OHH! I think my dad has made sukiyaki with those, he's called them "yam noodles". Dat Fizz ass. Woop woop! omg $ 160 wth It only had 3 views and it got taken down! Wow same here, 10th in line is crazy though Yay! I didn't realize you guys visited here ..... Holy shit thought you were smoking in the water. Android emulator and yeah it would unless you screen shot the PC I don't think you're supposed to put lemon juice on your face My bud got base Toews and TOTY Vlasic in the same one. OMG that sounds horrific, i remember having a dream where dwarfs with hockey masks attack me whilst walking down an alley, that was scary shit that damage dafuq did i just watch ? Was reading this on my curated "NYC" tab... didn't see it was circlejerk at first... ( I'm still waiting for my phone to ring to tell me I have 7 days to live after watching that. I think you succeeded since none of us know what you're talking about. Seriously? WUT? Cruiser II has 120mm pen on gold ammo Damn, too bad in mine they didn't go by this at all. It was weird calculations about how how if we divide senators and the president, its one senator for x amount of people. And 8 million plus the resurrected will be governed by 144, 000. Which would be x amount .... my face Hey, at least you've started! (But don't worry, I won't tell... Secret is safe w/me!) You look pretty young. I just turned 30 and have been using sunscreen daily for about 5 years... Meanwhile, some of my friends have been using the tanning booth (one even *owns* her own We were sitting there with "wtf" faces... Wouldn't a rogue angel just become a fallen angel? ** Holy Agents Why was this thread flashing red? I just realized that you have a spiral egg dispenser holder thing. I never knew how much I wanted one of those until this very second Fat Lever having two 20/20/10 games is just Except for Sky Go.... ( and if J doesnt work how did u just put it in the text . . . ? A single suit contained the ENTIRE SPEED FORCE? Whoa. I've never wanted a skin more than I want this new Athena...please....in any way you can help me :( I'll forever be in yours haha...seriously though. didn't /u/CPDigitalDarkroom start making this type of tweak It doesn't decompose? How was that mean? Holy Shit ( how the heck did you get one with a silver logo ( Omg, back when I was like 5, I got a Spanish furby for Xmas, and It would not stop talking, like, not even when we stripped the batteries from it!! IT WAS POSSESSED. lol what's the story behind that? It wasn't there before, and now it is! what the hell is the Japanese underground? To everyone that was there tonight.... Wow. ( Wow, snipers have a bad rap as it is. But the first thing you do is bail from a loaded transport copter just so you can snipe. This is, without a doubt, the strangest modification I've ever seen >I hope poor people aren't wasting money on beer helmets... Holy shit. I had no idea Holy shit you are supposed to be yellow Those hip thrusts "What bouncer has a grenade? What bouncer is prepared for a helicopter attack? strange how there are no comments Is true? Weird me Still waiting for an explanation .. BRB I have to go through some old files... Wait... This is not regular darkness its i saw the guy in the ss uniform celebrating his job at comcast 4 days ago Oh, I thought this was a plate transmog. Joke's on him, mine is on auto-renewal... wait what Did I just get spoilered on a game I was not even expecting? So THIS post gets to live while the one it's replying to got deleted? How did you find the time to keep then there for that long? You know whats interesting? According to the data 15 out of 18 countries that have negative population growth **are european**. 50k poly for a character on GearVR isn't a bit much? my god the possibilities $80 for the necessary keycaps to populate an ergodox + extra homing It's weird because it looks just modded minecraft. I've mentioned before this woman in Minnesota, a WD leader from a different chapter. I don't think I'd even spoken with her at the time - her daughter was a young teen in Kotekitai - but the Minnesota pioneer (there was only one) told me that, at one point, she'd quit practicing for 5 years and, by the time she came back, her life had deteriorated to a worse state than when she initially started practicing. So it wasn't just that she had to *start over*; she had to *make up lost ground* as well! The cautionary tale's message was obvious Ich hab mal für kurze Zeit die ausgetragen Sonntagmorgens. Die Leute die ich bzw ein Freund da getroffen haben Rare summoned a gambler Zeul I was only making a joke I love long hair so much for ffs, I swear that everything in the world tangles it Calm down, mate. Just mute the audio in the end Maybe we go to the same school. Me too. It's weird that there are some people that are subscribed to that sub. i cant spend any Items other than buying SG/BM merch, and now ASMART released new merch from post-Grad merchendise, Oh! kitsune-sama why had you do this to me So, when I first read the title, my head dropped the middle A in NASA and I was like Based on running a really slow 100m? Now that I think about it, my WD District leader in Raleigh, NC, started going off the SGI rails when her alcoholic husband unexpectedly died. She'd of course been chanting for him to recover - didn't she know of so many other SGI wives whose husbands had overcome alcoholism?? And then, during a hospitalization, he fell out of the bed and ended up dying She got heavily into Reiki and started distancing herself from the SGI - she came back and I heard her experience. She said she'd started thinking that the magic chant didn't work *for her*. Sure, she could acknowledge that it worked for other people, but *she* didn't get what she was chanting for. So she started drifting away. I can't remember why she came back, but she did She also did a past-life regression, which was a complete joke, and then got all huffy because I didn't appreciate her "very special message of love"! Note to self: Never spontaneously guffaw when someone is telling you about their past-life regression Damn it...so close what kind of sorcery is this Gaitan Actually that is a custom map, NOT a randomized world Unless we're all actually Pokemon I doubt we will be simply knocked out by high explosives in the crucible WHAT? They're shoes. People buy secondhand shoes all the time. Alrighty then, good to know! Well I saw a 7 year old and his mother for the first time during preorder time. I have to say it was the only normal thing I saw other than my age on line. I still find it odd how I was the only one who got the 6 pack I actually think her arm is wider than my whole body. That...... some.......creepy..... shiz. Now thinking about it....what weapons are your palicos using? They may have contributed to the KO values Wtf, apparently I already have you? Did we trade before?? 252 shared anime. Where's the potato bread and soda farls? Du hast 20 Aktenordner voll mit der lückenlosen, zeitlich und sachlich geordneten Aufzeichnung aller Beziehungen in deinem Leben?! yeah i called it 3 times just to test it out ofcourse after I got it working i removed it. also I'm a complete idiot why did i use != hmm. english is my 3rd language and i understood it Just deposited a Lv.25 tentacool with life orb saying lizard and its male. THIS SHOULD WORK! Holy mother of god, is that your natural eye color? I don't care if you go on the particular date or not, but the "I can't see me and a black guy having anything in common" part is like Did he hot glue the feathers to a stick on its forehead... Can you imagine such a thing? Same thing happened in Slovakia 10? He has more solo kills than any other mid lane by far I'm getting on here and seeing that the kids have been different for a while, I dunno what I missed. Kids have had looks for a while now Those angles make you look bug eyed Wait, I didn't see the original memo about 3 poke request max. When I romanced Shaundi I expected something... Less serious. Instead we just got something straight out of a fanfic # haha I second this but it still makes me laugh that they scream almost the loudest in the game but they visibly have their necks all slit (blood even comes out from them). Where on earth is that voice coming from *Mhmm*........I'm onto you Core Oh god someone's probably drawing that up now Mine began at 11 too, seems to be a pattern here Congrats! It seems many people joined at the start of April Holy shit. I had too much to eat the other day I wouldn't call that platonic It's a miracle ! He's back ! Does it means the apocalypse is near ? Lol we've jokingly referred to our FC/Mumble chat as an estrogen festival just because of the skewed girl-to-guy ratio in there. xD Seriously though, maybe it's just your server? uhm so am i right or not? It's like a conga line. Next year, baby bunnies...unless you think that will traumatize the kiddies why are you doing that? 15th ave in the Richmond $160 for 10Gb is a good deal? :o :O i guess am right? ^right? I'm sorry you're so misinformed I'd freak out if this was a gif where he would 'get' eyes after about 5sec Found a similar one just now but under water you're right "Vageen"? Dude why are you drinking whiskey in Detroit. Sweet! I'm going to go in next week then and probably go crazy trying stuff I'm sorry you're so misinformed Ohhh they really should just do that-- smells-like-the-lush-store frangrance! ;) They keep their door open and the scent floats out and literally draws people inside...it's a trap! Thank you kindly, and you actually changed it to the full title instead of BTTH. Nice. (>O_O)> <(O_O)> <( where's the question? Stell dir das mal bildlich vor: Du fragst deinen Freund über seine vorherigen Beziehungen, und der kommt mit 20 Akten daher Why is a "minor" offense subject to three years imprisonment? so r*a*N**d*****o***M. Lol, god wut? Holy crap, that rebound goal by King brings me back to Marty's double OT goal in game 7 of the finals last year Looks like Bill Cipher is really obsessed with peppers. And he's waited for so long. NO CALL!!!!!!!!!!! But it doesn't, how could this be a conspiracy theory if its the literal truth Hmmm ... I wrenched my neck playing Punch Out. Not really wrist strap related, but Soda Popinski requires dedication to defeat I think you have to worry about sleep than energy. Epp! ( I just have to make him my new best friend and then get him to coach me. EASY PEASY He got stepped on by a car. I don't suppose there's a story there that you're willing to share? Question: how do you disguise yourself I know how you feel. I'm allergic to bee stings, but at the same time, bees make sweet delicious local honey that helps my allergies in the spring. It's a very love/hate relationship. But that's better than the relationship I have with wasps and hornets. That's a relationship of hatred and loathing ^^^ This x 1000.. Seriously play this game man.. within the first 15 mins i went from ^_^ to Holy Crap, I forgot about this Pokemon Ebola Youkai? Reddit's open-source and on github? ** soooooo basically you own EVERYTHING I don't know, I've never had my hull drop below 98%. ouch -1 lol Look on the bright side... at least he's naked now? Yeah, it was really jarring, and I'm used to the still frames of the Manga ( hm sorry? there nothing to laugh about when accusing people Are these the dudes that drop 10 Blood Vials if you kill em? Cause I got 10 from killing one, though it was gonna murder me A) ...What? I thought the same way as you when I first saw storm too. It was crazy... because it meant that storm spells fed each other like crazy I clicked this just to see why the fuck you expected someone to pay 900 keys. That first picture I did not know that How do you keep your bouncing fish bouncing for so long Thanks! cool I came across this post. I was just thinking to myself how much of a nightmare it is that 99 points may be the cutoff for the playoffs. I didn't need sleep from this point of my life anyways. Que- qu'est-ce c'est que ces horreurs ? C'est quoi la mention « Très honorable » ? back in my day tabloids were more politically correct? How did you guess??? No one's ever offered to be the other half to my zebra before ...what term should I have used? Is that a fucking reciprocating saw!? Need to tell my slave we are getting her next toy at Home Depot and she'll give me a I also noticed that when i search something in AE2 terminal it also types it into my NEI 37F and dear god no! I can't think of anything worse. Someone I know got torn up so badly having her second kid that she can't use tampons anymore because they just fall out. never ever saw something like that! What if he's Neo? Another duck guy? Damn how much did all of this cost you It's not single target. It bounces to multiple targets for me every time Hala! Hindi ko alam na Filipino ka! Lagi kong nakikita pangalan mo dito pero hindi ko alam! ( I don't even... Wait why do you need a yard of fabric? It was just greenlit. I am Russian and I have never seen someone use "hamburger" as an insult How do I eat dis? o. You're banned for deleting your post. How does it work anyway, I've only found them in the tree and when i eat it it gives me a candy Really? Never had one That seems a little angry. Something I said? ( That's a hell of a degree you've got going on there. omg wut that's hilarious (probably a slang in a different language? But that makes no sense, we're playing in English gamefreak/tpci We actually yelled:"spiderman" when using grappling hooks My cat!? So fabulous! not sure who looks better, the kitten or u, You look awesome but the kittens eyes. just Who? Lachlan? Are you a model? That docking sequence ** It boggles my mind that the gap in time between Stegosaurus and Tyrannosaurus Rex is like 60-80 million years. The Gap in time between Tyrannosaurus Rex to humans is the same or smaller I don't understand These images Wait, so the SUV was northbound and tried to turn left onto Taylor in front of a bus? Of course. Kristoff is a beast of a sprinter, especially after a hard day in the saddle. Hence me being baffled that Niki didn't attack earlier... All that plant jizz Yeah, you're right. I kept staring at it and im like "why is dare to care there..." I think (hope) this is some sort of sarcasm because he rushed one.. Not much of a blitz. Also there were 3 receivers and 5 defenders in the end zone. 1 on 1? Don't wanna scar anyone for life... He's 16? I never heard of that sub before. I may just stick to Ps CS2! I guess the neighborhood would see some buns 'n' things. .... There's so many things in that video I never picked up on when I was younger Wait...Really? Funny to see this as just yesterday I was going around the blogs of all the startups I admired to see what sort of designs they were using. Naturally, I resized them all to see how they might look on mobile and I was a bit So you're telling me I need keys to unlock this to get keys to unlock the door. What if I lose the keys to unlock this, will there be keys to unlock something so I can get those keys, to unlock this, which I can get the keys out to open the school What if its a real egg And I thought I'm bad This is a thing? This is super cool. Unfortunately, the one time I tried it, I accidentally broke the battery open. Whoops Not even balloon luffy? Lol...wat? So you have a code for a game that doesn't exist? What the fuck is wrong with the comments? Are we at war or something? what? Guys read things that apply to them (like the unemployed thing) and feel rejected, as if this opinion were from all women everywhere. Of course seeing lots of upvotes helps them think everyone thinks like that, forgetting that the upvotes are pretty biased (hivemind). I know when I read these opinions that apply to me I get a bit discouraged and hopless, which is ridiculous! I wonder what all these online interactions are doing to people's view of the world... *anyway*, what I don't get is people trying to argue about these things... It's OP's personal subjective opinion. Don't like it? So what? What's to argue?! If you were able to present convincing arguments to make the person change their mind.... how the hell does that help you or anyone? "Warning: mysqli_connect() [function.mysqli-connect]: (42000/1203): User jcoverda_clips already has more than 'max_user_connections' active connections in /var/sites/j/jcoverdale.com/public_html/config.php on line 3" Shit son, That was an interesting thing to do This was very powerful, gave me shivers! Im not talking about what should be in the movie... I did not know the Godhead Zero-sums people on purpose if they are not needed anymore. well, then ur just fucking retarded En quoi la liberté individuelle d'assister à ses cours nuit-elle à la liberté collective d'un autre groupe ? Cela n'empêche pas les étudiants contre l'austérité d'exprimer leur opinion I see your point I mean women are baby machines so of course when one says they would rather not grow a thing inside them that they will be responsible for for 25 years I just kick em to the curb when I'm not even a real adult yet.... 90k for masterpiece? and why would you think that literally HUNDREDS of heavy synth aren't enough? You step in your office - and the first thing you see is your boss pressing the button on his computer You stop it with that. That red hair though Must. Have. Map. Wow... Lets get rockstar to get SAM sites for players Entire coincidence! This has nothing to do with this thread, make your own or ask someone else please. Why would that ever be considered an insult?! another Raiden Switcheroo except instead of starting as Snake then switching to Raiden it's the other way around Against Mihawk: What characters make up the ideal team for double g3? I noticed on the damage calc it's using a red dragon I thought Christianity celebrates Easter around the same time as Passover because in the Bible Jesus is celebrating Passover the day before he is crucified. Holy Thursday is when Jesus and the disciples have a Passover meal, he gets handed over to those that crucify him the next day (Good Friday), and ressurects that Easter Sunday. I've never heard of the lamb thing before As a 30 year old Puerto Rican man I still cringed hearing the word CHANCLA but it was him but what does that have to do with Passover? I'm honestly really confused Ohh wow, 42 votes in a day... Holy macaroni! HOW. Man, I've got a clock watcher in my class (2nd grade). Really good at looking busy, not malicious, but you look to see if he's done anything and zippo. Zilch. Nadda. I've had so many talks with him and his parents. "He really tries at home or else he only gets a little bit of Xbox at night." They said to me and my principal with straight faces. Sorry about the disconnect. Did you switch to a shiny Hawlucha...? You didn't have to But.... How?.... wait, what, where is ur Leon Then you sneeze really hard and there's that " he sure did smash the keyboard though. Makes me wonder what he was pressing if it wasn't his flasks Huge weapon model on that thing. This hidden slowpoke surprised me.. all of a sudden I noticed it follows me as I scroll up and down... Did you say **LIGHT** DK from CRYSTAL summon? I don't think that sounds like Wes at all for nearly the entire community? In french.. Here sit I, a Swedish dude with a much bigger interest in America than Europe, but I watch this shit from Fox and I'm just: I feel like if there was an every-member-ever version of this song, the choruses and end would be as impressive as they are in this recording. Just found a subreddit that combines both categories... ive yet to even hear about this How... Did you manage to get this? Wait..wh...what? Can't tell if Nimbly dropping the sass or being serious and some posters blame us Mirage is CT-sided but they lose on T side? Didnt even realize we were that close Okay, what is going on in here? The post says 131 comments but there are only 12 comments posted here so far. Are the rest of the 100 commentators all shadowbanned? and then a 2nd form appears and you'll be like wait, main quests give you attributes? i didn't even know that Holy fucking SHIT, dude! Woolworths? A push stick? Do you mean a Force Staff? Yeah, I remember being taught about teeth in primary school, how sheep teeth (herbivore) are different to cat teeth (carnivore). I went home, turned to the page in My Book of Bible Stories where Adam's showing creation to Eve, and just stared at the lion wondering how the hell 'eating straw' would work. What the heck are you doing? ( Medal of Honor? If possible No-one even knows who caused those fires Because you can get much faster exp rates with much better money per hour elsewhere my e-penis is so small right now Pasta is healthy? Wow Pointing didn't do anything, but when I did a ring with my hands, the only eye I could see through with was my right one. Does this mean I need to swap my shit over to the left? The campus cop has a gun Woah my pew pew is here It troubles me that the two protagonists look a bit like Jonathan Joestar and Dio Holy shit Receiver is 3 years old Wait. 12? ( Jesus Christ "lattività" senza apostrofo ( No one ever did...until now. We were about to take the Titan, then lag hits and I get sent to login. Get back and I have no buttons I think this might be more "animals being demonic" well thats something i would eat at a restaurant or back home, but never do it myself - so much work, and where store all the oil used for frying Firas knows waay more than I do On dit vraiment ça ? Tu dis pas ça ? Do you know how to wear headphones? The campus has a cop Where did your flair go? that resolution Who would have thought killing babies could be sexy Maybe you took him taking things too seriously too serious Sorry, replied to the wrong person You mean to tell me there are servings with more sodium than my beloved and almighty Ramen noodles? Can real-life viruses now be transferred over the internet??? The only place I've ever heard of it was from Suzy, so I am not surprised. I do splash my face with water multiple times but it's like ... 10 seconds. I can't imagine how 4 minutes of rinsing would be. Warmachine and warhammer. Meaning you'll be doing the rest of the outfit? Including Gorehowl? .... For some reason it says HR25 which is a number lower prior to FH. I hoped for iguana on stick 23 vitality isn't shit Aren't prions the root of Mad Cow Disease? On what subject? Wait, you have 64gb of RAM? Wow, those textures. I didn't expect it to be *that* low resolution. ehm... what does this do Just working up the courage... this. for some reason, some people seem to think it'll be the only new map Fucking barbaric Pitty that so many players will not see WT in it's full graphical glory A legendary per month Because it's so impressive to have a minimal basic qualification that is expected of you by practically any job... You could be a hand model... Alternative to what? I sold my CS:GO inventory and added 20€ to pre order it Maaan, that's crazy. Japan and Korea is East Asia as far as I know ... The well they used to film the movie is actually on my college campus I need that flush aluminum finish tho Weird. Usually the purchasesupport address gets back same-day, if not within an hour or two. Holy fuck, doesn't people have more important things to do That's what the lizard people want you to do, blame it on the mole men. But nahhhh, i'm on to you lizard people Wait....the normal price is 39.99? Its called eating something you are allergic to, is this a serious question.... ...how would that even work? there's not enough material! You're right - the high costs of maintaining the Sho-Hondo would make the temple even more dependent upon the funds being provided by Soka Gakkai, which gave Soka Gakkai even more potential power over them and their independence as the "Head Temple". The Soka Gakkai had already proposed an international umbrella organization that would be *above and over* both the Soka Gakkai and Nichiren Shoshu, along with being above and over all the international SGI offices and Nichiren Shoshu temples - ***to be administered by a lay person, not a priest.*** Nittatsu Shonin, the High Priest at the time, flatly rejected this proposal and told the Soka Gakkai representatives "No way." They didn't like that What if I told you... I wasn't trying to start a conversation...? Who are you to even dare to think you know our "middle management" from the inside seriously? > Who are you to even dare to think you know "middle management" from the inside seriously? ***PLEASE***. Damn. My friends dad drove with a Harley gang back in the day and said he would keep some nuts and bolts in his pocket. If a cager pissed him off he would take a handful out, pick up speed and chuck em backwards so they would all smack/crack the windshield Did you mean tasty underboob? it's not a joke. Yikes, why so hostile? i am flattered very much that you put this much effort into this wow WHAT Wait the Notifications for Reddit app? Stan SB ? TwoThirds ? What's going on PHP wouldn't hurt even if you just get to know enough to get the job, lots of places still use it. At my previous employer they were still using Coldfusion.. Jeez, the currency in this game Uh. Maybe I should not have tuned in... GTR has all wheel steering Np, always trying to look out, I try to be as healthy as possible even though apparently that gets you downvotes here Its just Neymar and Alba right? Hmm...I suddenly find myself wearing my pedant hat. It should be "Cowardly Ikeda" or "Ikeda cowardlily" to make "cowardly", an adjective, into a corresponding adverb, but I don't think "cowardlily" is a word...although it SHOULD be one, because it incorporates "lily" as in "lily-livered coward" I hope no dogs have seen 50 shades of grey Selling my house... Thats a lot of elders has anyone seen Pooh? so does that mean that this can be used with Graves dash, Lucian dash, or Kalista jump? or a game where the folder isn't like 8 gb, just as big as my WoW is well it came with the gaem I'm mainly a 2D kinda gal, dabbled in 3D but Maya blows my brains. why does it look stretched out? Mods are asleep, post corgis oh lawd Omg what if he's right? Reading the reply alone, I was like they did, it's called "Chimpokomon". now i know it's not based on amiibo specifically. but the similarities are uncanny I'm 4'10". Standing on top of shelves, stools, ladders, counters etc is a part of daily life. And standing tip-toe on top of books while leaning forward would most likely end up in a concussion. Not that I'd know from experience or anything... Oh wow That crossover... was not something I was expecting look how much weight he lost, then regained on his face Holy shit that was fast. I expected the update to be 2 or 3 more days People do more than that??? what have you started t( How the hell did I miss all those? I wonder how one would decide which Biblical Exigenisist(s) to agree with if there was ever any disagreements between them Germany is a whole another level, have you seem how they dance? When I first saw Dan in the last pic, I first thought that his tongue was his upper lip. Such clarity so resolution when you make edibles, dont you end up eating a small fraction of non-abv? Not to knock your process, but it seems like even if your stash is 95% avb, you're wasting 5% of your bud by eating it uncooked. now if you made abv joints That's....FAST!!! >I wonder how one would decide which Biblical Exigenisist(s) to agree with if there was ever any disagreements between them What the heck have I been playing these past few months? To be honest, even though I dont respond to her as much as I used to, if I flat out ignored my mom I have no fuding idea what would happen to me. cauz they both play AD?? yea HUGE lore freak here Holy crap, that is a lot of REC. HOLY SHIT Damn Riven hatred is stronk in every League thread. She's not even strong when behind since she relies so heavily on Scalings. Scalings = items. Hydra + boots = no defensive stats. = Bop her like any squishy. It's like an Orianna going into melee range. Just burst that shit. its so much more impressive in slow motion to me. its like, literally going stiff as a board and smashing in to the floor BUNNY! Nice badges too! And...."Pika-shirt"... ( Karma has 10k viewers I really dont know what people hate about SR47s Exactly. They basically comforted him (?!) and he went to his room, then my mother turned to me and said "o0o__infinity, you didn't empty the dishwasher! You're grounded for a week!" Well, considering home is in Singapore...yeah. I might actually hate summer, even... Wait, what's that... *shuffles through mind-thingies* I want to wear....bikinis? uhhh when they stopped making the journal of justice? With the fury of the freaking sun by the looks at it YES! One time I got killed by a Heavy when I wastaking cover with low health behind a corner, and I was typing in chat "How do I die? I was behind a corner and it said a heavy killed me Huh. Everyone got sent offline. Conspiracy Ryback? Holy shit I have 12500 4 dose and 70k 3 dose in my bank Forget about the second round, some lower ranks don't buy on pistol round either. That is awesome! That's a really rough group You expect me to compete with a fairy godmother? I wasn't saying that at all? That there are different parallel universes for different possible outcomes of events, so if you had a near death experience, there's a universe where you died from that Yeeeesh in the end the pure musicians did have to cleanse the world of all other classes.... its not discrimination its just making a pure society I had no idea it was gone. Holy shit. That would be about the right length of time, if I live a nice long life. This intro Stunner again?!.... Wow might have to close up this thread after this comment. No one must know. Wait you weren't the bot I quit global for jp because it's way kinder to the free and older players and so much more content If I look at this photo long enough, I feel like the clouds start to move slowly \ I never mentioned drug addiction I've never noticed that "Good news, I didn't break my phone, Bad news, I did break my face". TIL that's a sub The Fashion Souls… it's so horrendous it burns my eyes! There's... there's a sub for that... Srsly? What the heck is up with Cena's eye? The number of Crescent Roses I saw during the convention. It almost scared me. They were all so well made They both track and hunt a lot. I never trained them they just naturally want to chase anything that moves. I don't even want to talk about the dead squirrels I've been gifted with. Fuck you! I read this theory explained differently in another post and it didn't really phase me. But for some reason your breakdown of it just made me go aren't they like, father and son though? Not sure who has ever said this before Holy shit. i just saw a ticket for $281 on stubhub 'barely damaged' "The vault is open to tourists" Holy crap! I think so! Wasn't this a tifu a week or so back? This comic is inaccurate. Japan can't into big Donde has escuchado tu eso? . . . i thought they were kidding. There is an /r/slothporn, and missmurr is indeed a mod of it. I'm afraid to ask....but what in gods name is going on here? Gurl WTF. ** What's the chance to get say..a +15 or maybe even +16? such perfectness ( A cunt told her "congrats for her awesome parenting". I've always lumped it together with places like Hayward or Fremont for some reason. Just placed I've lived close to for close to twenty years but have never visited. Oh god I only took 3 tries (2 deaths) to beat him Dude that is so tempting...I'm just....sooo close to getting summa at graduation. Why do I care?? holy shit Those hips U w0t m8? It looks lovely to me! But then again I know nothing about this whole process. Trying to adopt UCs seems very complicated! An interesting question is: Why the fuck does Steam allow you to change names, instead of forcing you to use your username? I've lived in SF for 9 years and I'm not sure how I've been doing it myself The only thing that strikes me about this is that you have a welding rig in your garage so we're like, capturing the light that's soaring towards us, from sources that are soaring past us i pressed the button, got a 59.. then as i was browsing through the threads, i saw one that said that you could press the button again if you upvote some other threads. I didn't think it would hurt so i upvoted a few, and then i turned into a non-presser I'd be a lot crankier about with an authentic vaporshark than I would an IPV Mini. Vaporshark DNA30 goes for what these days... 150 bucks? That's going on double the IPV mini i thought those can only hit 1 damage but he had 3 hp Flares? Yes, first year, 8 or 9 games before the playoffs...all star difficulty, played each game, havent simulated any thus far. Also: i never had an error code/got forced to close and restart the app with 2k or any other game yet.(ps4)... this was a first.. coincidence and bad luck or 2k messing with me? 10Gigs+!!!! Somehow I remember getting only 77-81 ping to NA from Japan and currently get 40-44 from So Cal, not far from LA. All this for just a 30 ping improvement in scrim environment? slowly slogging through my thesis (aka semi-fictitious "creative" writing)... can't believe I'm supposed to submit this thing in almost exactly six months' time In strange news, he is releasing a Children's book very soon I apply sunscreen on all skin not covered by clothes when I got out :) I've been trying that but sometimes I wonder how far I should go... It will probably take a very long time though, considering I've only started using some of my products also on my neck for about 2 months compared to my brightening efforts for 4 years on face orz It's strange because the back of my hands which are definitely more exposed than my neck, is lighter than my neck Where can i get one... that was as clutch as it can possibly get How would you test it? I just saw you show right after tonight and i'm enthralled. It's nice too see that two people can make and display so many memories. Though i is alittle boring i can't turn away Garden_Girl Threesome ∑( Holy Mawma of GAWD, KENNEDY'S RUNWAY Old de combien? Wait wait... I just started Gen VI and you can breed into specific balls now? Haha! Oh yes. And I should have added a thank you to him for even considering dipping into this gene pool with our potential kids They ve got him red baron corki is 1820? wtf made in PAKISTAN ( I'm getting the impression that this isn't an uncommon view...Colour me surprised WHERE DO YOU GET THESE That was some creative use of OSX's interface. What did I just read We're not 12. You can use a naughty word! I am speechless, literally speechless by this. How in the world would anyone ever have such an idea. For the record, I would go to the police for such an encounter, just to have this thing actually known. I mean, offering to buy a child right on the street? ... Yeah, because it's so much quicker to phone 118 118 and pay someone else to google it for you... I'd bet there was one guy who's mind was blown but played along like "Yeah jeez everyone knows that...... Choa's cleavage pics really caught me off guard even some of yuna's pics my channel has 2 videos... how come you have seen 3 Damn a good thing or bad? you want 66 points or my upvote? It's a heartbreaker? I've walked down the right one without him aggroing though It's still down believe it or not. Awfully defensive about those penis jokes Robert I see what you did there O_o dont know whether to try it... or.... Huh, I thought gabby was #1 NINETEEN (19) others Are you me?! never seen that resolution before. are you playing on an old CRT monitor? Sweet baby jesus fo serious? And then the tech support... ...Is this a normal thing? Is this was they always do? I was reading through like, "Hrm... Interesting... interesting... OMG Not gonna lie, I just tried to downvote you, like I do everytime I see this "not sure why you're getting downoted". Just realise that I can't find this sub's downvote button. How old are you? Sorry, your idea to prevent 4vs5 is making us lose 5 minutes of our time every match? Or, in other words, making a game 5 extra minutes long that are worth absolutely nothing? What about if you can just start the game as usual and after 5 minutes where the activity of a player is zero (please note that LeaveBuster is already capable of checking the activity of players), and that means he didn't go past the loading screen AT ALL, the game is a Loss Forgiven for the 4 players in the DC's team and the DC gets punished? I can't see it. His hip movement is as fast as machine gun fire 140 miles I was going to post a picture of boob cake but that was just a weird googling experience Holy fuck you damn. In the last three days, I've walked around 30 miles without even noticing. Have you confronted him yet? And if so what has he said? Was he the type to be in many open relationships? I could never imagine doing it, but my close friend is completely different-- he will date two guys at the same time, and neither care, or they're dating other guys too. I kind of go wtf that ward hop speed I actually don't need the radio I agree...why do they just have the space suit? You'd think it'd be an option, not what they wear all the time. I didn't delete you last time though I usually hairspray them and then turn the blow dryer on to fry them. Does anyone think they won't? There's a pro version? Not sure if sarcasm or ally Yeah i'm looking forward to this game too. I "backed" it! It's definately not Homeworld in the micro sense so if you like being able to control each ship individually you may not like this game. I am looking forward to it cause of the customizability and the fact that it's ANOTHER 3D SPACE RTS!!!!!! yeah im there why wouldn't it be amazing buut… What if the opponent plays quake? D: and in Echoes there will be plenty of Lingering removal! you spend 7 mana and the opponent removes your linger… game over :( While its in the board it's vulnerable while "instant" spells are not! this could potentially lose your game so… maybe it's even a bad a scroll And how many we forgot.... omg, if they are low sens with in-game at 2-3@400dpi and that low resolution, than what i am with 2.2@400dpi@2560x1080@29' I'm surprised how many people prefer one piece over fairy tail Pickles and ice cream Couldn't help but Jensen?! That hair has to be photoshopped... no way... Cube Solid attempt tho, your friends are probably like Hooah for BF4 Fixes and /u/tiggr :) now about the feedback , im 134 lvl in bf4 premium member with 502h game time. I tried the CTE game and its feeling like a mix of hardline netcode and bf3 not gonna lie, i didnt realise you could do this and now i want it Weird video, great music Holy shit Who said anything about suits with skirts? So we are clearning these a hell of alot faster then anticipated +1, was a cool video but my eyes actually hurt looking at that contrast/saturation The number of shortcuts NOPE! Everything works for me on the menu except.... where's the bloody exit? so i dare u to answer to this one That Photoshop in the 9th photo This. Forever this You are not joking it really is gone ( I suppose, but you also have to remember that stairs don't ahve connected textures... Or do they....... Sounds like you've thought this through. Fucking hell, that scream at the end This is one of the cutest events I have ever seen college student, play video games if i ever get spare time from college work Yes. Looks like the bridge is impossible to drive onto from either direction. Couplings? I didn't think the Koopa family was into that. D: HOW DID THAT KILL FROM 48%!!!! How'd you afford all of this? Wait, there's a sequel? I thought the first one wasn't quite done yet. Dominated how aaaah i knew that, but 4k? What for? Wow... This does make me wonder, can anything be WORSE then Redemption Island 125 Songster Cony SPUs! RemindMe! 35 days "Are the servers unstable? Or was this kickass creepy priest right? omfg so true, the skin as it would be if it actually look like the loading card would be so much nicer, and then I bought it and I was like Her neck and the bottle cap are doing the same thing Would Love to see someone from riot comment on this OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST WATCH What about you That gives like a whole new meaning to one hit wonder... That sounds very logical Damn that is one sexy knife That's not how anvil works Ah okay. I had the TV muted and looked up and was like yeah sorry im still sleepy haha Almost everyone i played with take their primary stat 20 when they make character, why wouldn't one do that? I forgot about that sphere Better hope Jadedcat isn't listening You see, as the tits get bigger, the floppy-doppy-doo ratio grows exponentially .. Jeff maybe? I'm reading the comments, and Martyr Logarius was one of the more fun but not too difficult fights. I don't get how you guys can't beat him Well fucking shit.. Was the pay bad? In case you missed it, boys, you have an extra man on the ice. You know... thought you might need reminding. wtf a prelude with r34 and jdm dc2 fronts ? now thats something you dont see everyday Nobody who constantly spams limited_hangouts fucking single purpose agenda driven bollocks. I got the Cuban Pete scene from The Mask I have never heard of stories of people making fun of big people running I guess? I'm really enjoying this playthrough, I wonder if Eliwood will make it play with knives imagine if that last curry 3 went in with the walk.... What I was surprised after all the refunds/programs we had actually MADE money. Not a whole lot, and of course caring for the baby costs money, but birth itself was actually profitable! Growth Hacker is not a developer at all But you're 60. That's still a lot of SL You're a nib tuner? There was a Tron 2 ??? I don't have Nick you're 70? Or their crazy laws? Oh my god, that sounds terrible (feeling the cutting). Your post just honestly made me rethink this. I'm going to definitely talk to my OB a lot more... I was actually wondering about that. hahah Awkward to ask, but it does go back to normal? Never though to ask the doctor about that (don't think I could). lmao But yea, I never thought you'd still feel the cutting nor contractions, that's terrible. bauxite transfer ritual Ummm... what? oh man I wish I could get an FFQ yeah, I was suckered. But it's okay, you guys helped me fix it and I got taught Soap saver pouch? What is this magic item you speak of? yeah that's a mistake anyone else pissed off that Exiled doesn't have red and gold particles? The skin fucking released for more than 975 rp when it first came out then they lowered the price to 975 rp. They already have the red color from blackthorn skin ~_~ also why remove the chains in her ult? isn't that what her ult is called? Soul Shackles I don't think you have to do anything special, you don't even have to post or praise them. Just don't create massive hate band-wagons on reddit saying how horrible/morally corrupt/greedy/etc. Riot is. It's not nice. I broke 2500, which means there's a good possibility someone else will, which means I have to keep pushing until tomorrow. I was looking for an alternative to powersaves since I didn't have one and ended up finding something way better on project pokemon back in early March. In all honesty, I would be more afraid of the Box Jellyfish that live in the waters down-under than the Great Whites. The thought of being stung by something so small and dying from it gives me the willies way more than sharks do. why would u want to try make ariel a faster farmer when lushen clears hydeni in 15 seconds ((what the hell Reddit, why no notification ((That's a 55 point total, and trumps every one of my scores (mostly soundly) with the exception of Dex, which I have one point more in. That subreddit just crashed my browser ... no joke Even without Quaid's magic, having water means tons and tons of easily accessible oxygen we can obtain using electrolysis... also hydrogen for various energy and chemical uses. All we'd need is a good reactor, and we already kinda have those! These are good gases to have on a planet with 96% CO2... wait, can't we also get oxygen from the carbon dioxide? did she ever stopped ? Those are horrifying implications Omg choa's meaty thighs Well, downvoting can also show that people don't approve of his idea. Should I upvote his posts if I disagree with it? When I refreshed, the website had edited my basket. :( The avowash fell out, so did a couple of other items, and it added a block of henna I definitely didn't have in there. Natty. Ive seen a guy in the UFC who looked like 225 lbs of solid muscle at 6% bf, it says he's 170 lbs. I just got a physical copy a week ago and I don't have him What the hell is in the background, next to the lamp? 504 voted. What...does this mean now? Holy crapoli If the world ends, I don't think you get a following Goddamn the ball-bursting one, fucking felt that And here I thought that that Bot was more useless than me... I honestly have absolutely no idea how to interpret that convoluted looking system Heh, that message popped up when we were fighting Mai Trin on a Fractal 50. We thought, no prob, instances have longer durations. But then when we were down to the 25% health a new message pops up in yellow: "Map is closing in 2 minutes". We got scared and rushed the kill like never did before and almost wiped because of this. We killed her with like 20 secs remaining and when we got back at the fractal lounge a new message pops up in yellow. "Maintance Complete". The best anti black with 2 abilities Why would I mess with anyone's account? I know you that is.. so unsettling Parce que là son intervention n'est pas du FN copier / coller ? I have, for some weird reason that doesn't work either I see. Or more specifically, don't see. Since when can we collapse self-posts? Oh, I never realised that the damage stacked so high. By coding or is that a permanent thing? Well, it's a Magikarp from Pokemon... and I suppose it's ambulating- in a way How the heck did I get downvoted into oblivion with no downvote button? holy crap i just noticed that he wanted to play VOG and not Crotas End Thanks for this helpful answer! And for sharing about that Twitch moron, what's wrong with people? I'm tanking with a warrior, I counted the other day and realized I have seven warriors over level 90 ^^^ This guy here got teary eyed at the end... Who told him? That guy predicted the future lol I've had a friend who unfriended me just because I did a VP with a pig toon. When you are holding in a fart... ( Bitcoin isn't made to end poverty She has no arms I've never been in a stall with somone talking on the phone in the next one Ullr is a random How were they useless in the first game I didn't think it was bad, but I guess that's a matter of opinion. I assume 5th edition is streamlined, similar to 4th? If so, I could understand using it for a videogame. I guess I don't think 3.5 translated any worse than AD&D. and like I said, I find 3.5 to be a comfort zone kind of thing, didn't know I would anger people Yeah, that kinda made me go "whoa, why didn't I notice that before!?" and there were episodes that had mafia themes, an episode where they showed cartoon butts (I don't know if that was a big deal, but to 10 year old me, I was like What engine were you using? The cheapest option was around 19 pounds total, so I assumed...like 25, but paypal told me it was actually 30. 200 comments already?! Same ! I've spent something like 900$ since 2012 How did it go from pedophilia to that? I've only got a single 3gb 780, but it has held up remarkably well so far. I can manage 60fps in Wolfenstein and Divinity, but certain games require turning off AA or other settings changes to avoid dips. I get a bit of slowdown in Middle Earth at max settings, but lowering one or two of the options fixed it (don't remember which, possibly textures since it said >3gb needed for ultra GOT ONE OMG Ummmm hello? Are you me? People go to wars for that kind of talisman. I think I literally got my order in about 10 seconds before it ended. I… don't even get the questions 3 days for me I don't think cannon rushes will cease, what's to stop someone from sending one probe the moment the game starts, start a pylon, and a forge during the process the probe is moving across the map and then placing pylons and cannons? You pay more than $50 for a tank of gas? I wonder if it can open the can by itself too ....I have an incredible urge to get a hair cut, shave, buy a fancy suit and get my life in order after reading that Got it but I don't have a question to ask Good thing he's famous... he needs that money to afford all the food he eats per day. no arcane boots? I lost 8 pounds in a week. Watch list don't matter when everyone is allready being watched Hope the 4th is a pull mag but he didn't technically dodge the grab. He still got hit You /u/CantFindBacon but you can find other peoples Masteries? Now YOU TOO can play as Emperor Thaurissan! with a velan and a few faceless manipulators! ( I guess that Doctor's disowning patients thing isn't that rare after all. It happened to my Aunt too, the doctor straight up like "fired" her as a patient If you hate zergs so much why don't you stop playing in the zerg faction? My son is in Kinder and is bring home homework where he has to do simple addition problems. Has to read a word problem then draw it out, and write the mathematical sentence below. I remember counting paper/cardstock pennies I don't remember doing actual math that young. Ermergerd your a wizard Same here! They sent me an email as I was getting the order through. I heard the browser alert going off as I walked in the door and was like Holy sweet wowza. Aaron is gonna be the best dmg mitigator Yikes, that sounds like something really wrong, possibly with your computer hardware. Good lord, are you still using POP3? PLEASE don't tell me you're still using POP3?! Mermaid Weiss DO the trays slide back, though..? I'm no woodworking professional, but I don't see tracks or anything in the pic that would suggest a sliding mechanism. C'est quoi ces horreurs tous les trois chiffres, là ? I'm not buying this list...TF2 as 29th...didn't even see Warframe on the list(or at least it's too far back for me to find). There's also Firefall and Marvel Heroes. And come on...PS2 is number 1 When I watched the video you had 1, **666** subs I just love the ( I'd just like to say...wow, before this deck I don't think I'd ever won even my own pod. Felt like a crazy metagame call when I was submitting it; worked out shockingly well what was it? i didn't know it would let me stay for both bosses HOLY CRAP. Well your area must have a much higher standard of hygiene than the places I've played at. You are fortunate. Ups, siis kui ma ütlen "paha laps" minu kasuvendule see ei tähenda seda mis ma arvan? Work computer. And they wonder why we've cut their department off from all critical systems / files. Oh God i'll be so fat Are Lady Ianite and Guard Tom...Did she just... smaller than a dime?! When you say "Pure bleach spray" do you mean 100% bleach, and no water? I was under the impression that that would eat shirts. who could be that proud of a Buick? Uh...alright then he is just a lolicon or minicon? It's practically the same. Played this on ms-dos on 3.5" floppy. Dat nostalgia. How the hell is Kobe Bryant not on any of your guys' list? I am speechless, this is truly impressive. She is not only playing a lot to this game but also has pretty good skills farming wait there's a smite top lane strategy now? in the "Forward into Dawn" film he punches the metal gun storage box like its nothing, everyone is like Whenever I do the throw grenade option, it just spawns them next to me I agree, it was just the first "example" that showed up on google image, haha. I think the pictures on the right just look weird because of the way they're photoshopped, it wouldn't be that jarring in real life. What created the big bang? I received this email too I have a degree in Business Administration, never worked a day in that field. I work as an virtualization architect in IT. I took two computer science courses. Outside of personal pride of accomplishment, I don't think my degree is worth all that much to me. Ironically, I have had a few companies require a degree. Not a CS degree, just that I have a degree. Its a bit harsh on my eyes How do we keep up with the bills and if they get passed? I am honest enough to say I have no freaking idea how to do this. it wasn't a reference for a 5 dollar footlong? How could she even hide all that face fat in the selfies ? I don't get it Woah...I didn't know people liked big teeth I *merghhh*-ed so hard a few months ago because I saw one restock and missed it. Then I found out my SO restocked it. I was like Holy moly that's the best booty I've ever seen i never heard of people sniffing xanax Wow, Newegg is going crazy with their promo codes Short brother There are people who still only use DVD-drives? I dunno I was lurking on random people's profiles. I didn't realize it was 2 months old Trading Seymour was pretty Alive is good. And I hope you're alive, or I'm talking to a zombie Not saying models specifically. I'm saying, I go though following social media of coins I like. And those accounts usually have pictures. And those pictures are usually of 16 year olds playing Minecraft lol. But most potcoiner pages look like unusually attractive men and women. Maybe it should be called hotcoin Body to skeleton in only one day. That ending Was... was Dickie flipping the bird from that van? I had no idea it was an "imported jury". How can they possibly justify the hassle that comes with moving to a strange city for weeks/months at a time i might be getting a dog when i move in a month, i'm hoping the cats and doggy will get along Yikes! I had one of my sims try for baby with a townie and days later, she called to let him know she had triplets Yeah. I laugh about it now but at the time I was sitting there like Did you delete your account? Woah I was watching that movie the other day on Netflix. Why the anger? I just realized I don't have any recommendations that are finished. No way oh look, someone opened the door! could it be Steve? I bet its Steve! "Hey St-" I must be getting really slower the older I get You're on the list too! Talking about meat! So scandalous! wow, didn't know haters ran that strong At least I hope so Whoa, you leapt on that so quickly I didn't even see the original comment. How many photos do you take on vacation to occupy 70 GB? I.... Are you also an alcoholic who has three children and love in Louisville? Because my ex's name is Eric and his brother's name is Mark... please don't die, we are working as fast as we can Thats really weird, i uninstalled DS2 and my ds2 file is still there in the folder Really? The last time I try it doesn't count Man, just today I did that with a new flavoring I got, and I had to throw the damn bottle away. 2% was just WAAAAAAAAY too strong. It was SOOOOOO disgusting. I changed my cotton twice, washed the RDA and coils, and it's still all I taste on it. I feel like I may have ruined my fav RDA Don't you like watching women cum? What do you think straight women enjoy watching? Maybe I shouldn't have, but I laughed. That's some serious stuff. Nicky Mike Johnson from TSN to Sportsnet and now NBC? What size rubber are you fitting underneath? How the fuck do you know it's 8? There's no SOG COUNTER!!!!! I'd imagine the logistics of creating an OFW card can be staggering that's why it hasn't been implemented at this point (besides, not all OFWs are legal workers abroad...) ( Oh man I refreshed just as the first post for this went up... got my jiggs before they went back down. Oh man. Wtf did I just watch? Yeah, I figured that. I didn't want to post photos on the username just in case. Shit, reading his replies in his big voice is like making your own earworm What school has exams in may? Well yeah when you have absolutely nothing to actually add to the discussion I can see why you would get frustrated Whats a double bicep? Can you link a specific picture? Is it just when you can differentiate the bicep form the rest of the arm? HUGE Oh lord. I would go for a section before I let anyone stick a shop vac up my vag What's everyone looking at? Yes, I supose you're right. But I fond more astonishing the fact that is the opposite way thant that catholic buildings built over... the church in Cordoba is not buid over, is inside the mosque. **Inside** the friggin mosque People die when they are killed, but Hunters aren't people - they just keep coming back no matter how many times we nerf them. What this looks like high-tec water. What is this? or can he... Holy shit dude, how is Leonard Williams graded that high? you're right. Much like the Metal Gear games, the game kind of challenges you not to kill anyone, and yet he's just killing left and right There's no column for sexiest armour sshhh... No more tears now, embrace the empire I didn't know that What. in the world. is this CPU temp hasn't breached 70, but there is a temperature #6 that peaked at 120. No indication of what that is. GPU hasn't hit above 60 while stressing with furmark. When I tried to stop the test, BSOD with the PFN_list_corrupt. Attempted to recreate issue by repeating, issue didn't reoccur. Also just watched that temp#6 dip to -52 c. I see the resemblance too Prussia Oriental? now I know why it is bat-shit everywhere whenever he opens his mouth Crazy thought. Would it be possible with a usb hub and a couple of usb to hdmi adapters connected to one of these headless chickens (LoL) to fill my Virtual Desktop with virtual monitors? Please say yes Can confirm, just jumped over the fence into the back of Iosefka's Clinic, went to the woods and killed the dogs in the cages, then went to the door after the very first lamp in the game and am getting about 12,000 per second by running around in circles just like the video [You're still up damn, why haven't you posted before?! Le VBS est encore un vecteur d'attaque qui marche sur des réseau d'entreprise God.. You guys are so fast... Whats wrong with this? In my house I have an electronic drumset, guitar, a puppy and I **still** make far less noise than my upstairs neighbour Damn, that guy was 8'11", Bean was about 5' taller than him Oh in the ear? I was affraid it might take different orifice But but but...what if you don't like Gardens of the Moon or The Eye of the World? Guys, look, it's the fun police. ( I did yesterday What the...are you trying to tell me that water is wet and that Reddit didn't invent AMAs? Yes, I'll grant you that, but you'd NEVER build attack speed on him What the flying...? yeah i know, these weeks go quicker when one is busy, i mean im nearly at the end of my first term at aim Wait...what?!?! Why would you put Beef Flavor on frys? My ouroboros collection has about 50 billion pigments in each shade so it's a little tedious to make but it's also my favourite collection so there's that. Making lip balms is probably the worst since I'm on my feet for 10+ hours dripping liquid from a pipette into tiny slimline tubes and trying not to tip them over when I set them down which can cause a domino effect if that happens (the messes I've cleaned up... There is obviously a difference between scared and scarred wtf, are you just turning your phone on and leaving it on the side doing nothing but lighting the screen up dat boobs where the fuck am I living then? It's a pretty Russian name. Until *that* pun came out... Creatine.. Not even once. ( I found you 23. Payday 2 Four Pack - 10 **Days** Jesus fucking Christ!! Oh shiiiiit....... Omg Shawshank redemption is a book... Still don't understand why on earth did you have to work with chlorine gas at school family? oh no, I was WORKING. just taking awhile to decompress Ok, he did well. But what happens when we start getting into the heavy weights? Oh! I am SO IN! I've been doing a LOT of research lately, I mostly lurk rather than post,but I'm here anyways. I have radio experience from my college (if that's any help). And my voice is pretty darn deep. I want in guys. Oh! I am SO IN! I've been doing a LOT of research lately, I mostly lurk rather than post,but I'm here anyways. I have radio experience from my college (if that's any help). And my voice is pretty darn deep. I want in guys. I mean Qualcomm could have developed and supported this technology expressly for the purpose of destroying your phone battery faster, just so you would have to buy another Qualcomm phone..... , but then again since Qualcomm isn't a phone manufacturer, I'm sure that destroying your battery quicker really will help them sell more phones........... DO IT! ^ ^ Even just by the side, it'll be fun~! Wow....*gushes* Wow, so the damage increase with a full set of ascended armor if you already have everything else ascended *without* power infusions in your armor is even less than 2.5%? Nothing? Nothing was out of place? ... Tuesday? This single change sounds more impactful than the whole of El Dorado I definitely believe that. When I was in high school one of my best friends was an exchange student from Korea. As the year went on, it was interesting to watch her imitate and pick up on our slang, mannerisms, etc. and eventually I noticed myself doing the same with her accent from spending so much time together. Well, wait...snow? Wow... Why has this post been deleted? Another comment about professional dota? I wasn't referring to it, why the assumption?? It's such a dangerous site Wow this is insane ! Why would you think im trolling dude ? In che senso come? Ci stanno più modi per usarlo? So.. is this a one time thing or is that a thing now? if you get 100x auraxium you get a golden gun? I just checked and don't own a single piece of FF8 gear lies where da proof at huh Really? What if................he's literally smoke? I'm being serious saying I wasn't being serious holy shit, Pripyat street view I thought this was a HIVE spin off HUGS! I love hugs. :) Except from people at work. That freaks me out. That's what it seems from the portal. I wonder if you can build a lego creation and have it appear in game Yeah...that'll do it I worked for a short while in a bookstore and wound up in the back loading and unloading the books because apparently I was the only girl there capable of lifting more than 30lbs. It's like, really? Then they hired a guy and suddenly it was his job. I was 130 lbs and the dude was smaller than me, but nope, that's the "guy's job" because Penis Power. Had to actually _wait_ for him to come in before we could unbox stuff. YOU ARE A MAN ugh the claustrophobia You post in TIL Sounds like me and girls What exactly does "life-giving" in this context mean? I did Glasses, long brown hair, and short. Which is goofy because my girlfriend is the opposite H....How did that even happen? I know some of my kanji is wrong stroke ordered (too late to fix it now) but that's just....what. Yeah... That won't work. I'm single and I got more than the average family in my home country as an income... You really think I wouldn't buy ten packs of cookies to have a pack of cookies when I *REALLY* crave them? How did you find that? Oh my godness 66.7% attrition rate? Is this seriously a pro tip in times where everyone has a TFT screen? WANT. Holy crap. Soon Managed to secure Palutena, Ganon, and ZSS! Thank god. why would you icb on a match that had pretty much 50-50 odds Wise move, my friend, very wise. In all seriousness, your decision still makes more sense than many in this space -- like "investing" in Neo & Bee. Came here to say this man, that's just like....wow. They were for me ** That actually is what's going on... who are you?! Wait, you have to pay for a transfer? Wow thats a lot cheaper than I thought they would be People actually use two feet with an automatic??? Correct me if I'm wrong but- sunscreen in the evening? 10 mins? That's fucking terrifying. I used to live close to there. I haven't but thankyou for pointing them out - my screen on my phone doesn't show the sidebar, oddly Hot damn No I wants the rocking horse one! *squee* or the tiny ity bell or bow. They're all so pretty! Eugene Tooms, is that you? Coconuts. Nourishing and delicious. Also you can save them and pretend their heads are people Did Hali just spoil the winner... Wow, those colors... anyone else listen to the song on the login screen and think wtf Snake? Where do you live? That's a lot of beginners luck This could be my next display although I would love refresh rate to start at 30 instead at 40 Ooookaaaayyyy... oh man such troll you truly autist-in-chief senpai Jeeze. Where do you live? There are private trackers that do this? Dude, that makes me really happy to have my own washing machine The article didn't load for me at all, so I opened the Google cache version and it crashed Firefox. I don't think I've ever watched a program use 3.8GB of memory this quickly. A handful of meatspace friends. One has kept hers alive for seven years (but doesn't have the greatest ratio). Another few have middling stats. And one has somehow managed to jump to a >10.0 I just dreamt that I was getting some friends into these gingerbread people suits, but they were made of donut batter. No idea how they got in, but one friend's donut butt was stuck to the pan so I had to scrape under her so she could get up. This made her butt crack when she moved, which was funny. That donut place advertised making them any way you wanted, which I guess we did. You could also put pepperoni and stuff on top looking at the picture... that doesnt count as uphill, most dikes are both steeper and higher than that So many people I've never heard of I have never been scrolling so much in my entire life what finger do you use to press it? What? I've never been so upset that I've decided to play that card, but the logic is pretty sound. Am...am I the only one here who likes to lay down in the middle of the floor like that? Because it does actually feel really good.... hmm i just noticed that chest armour slot.... But gold is like top 20% so how is that cheapened? But Cross Ange didn't have masks HMOG Wait, does she actually do that growling on the recorded album version of that song? I thought it was a backup guy. If you're telling me that is Floor then my mind is blown. Getting one of those bad boys tomorrow, can't sleep right now! Eeee, thanks for all the tips! I actually already have brushes that I got as a gift from a friend in high school (though I've literally never cleaned them... any tips on how to do that?). I got a few eyeliners and lipsticks from amazon to try out and see what colors i like, but I'll definitely grab the honey stain to try out too! And I love the testing photos before tip. I hadn't even thought about how the camera would affect the makeup/look! Why can't i stop thinking about Otter Because pädophilia? What kind of question is that? That's the plan, actually. Though I do wonder what my parents would think...*shudder* WAIT....you are...a source of employment for poor little me? was going to ask same thing.. nobody is playing this? its like 10pm and lobby is EMPTY. WORLDWIDE Since when is all of Ukraine part of Russia? I...don't think I needed to know that. ...the location was *in her mustache*. What the hell were *you* thinking?? The Furry one? I love mine. It was my first $300+ gun before and I must say it is worth every freaking penny. The only problem I had on mine was that the motor height screw did not come with blue loctite on it so it caused it to spin out every few shots. After I added some loctite it was all good. Weird though since pretty much every single screw except for the motor height one has loctite on it You consider Uther and Malfurion off-dps as well? $ 300.000 ?!?!?!? It's...a thing? titties Anyone notice he plays on 3 Sensitivity It applies silence? Too far. Wow... Rodea Wii U was in Dengeki's top 50 w/ ~2700 units.... the 3DS version didn't even chart That Black with Blue band looks so good. Im pretty sure it is more CIA/civilian. Or maybe thats what they want us to think... It's weird lagging behind while watching a stream. what? Oh shit I don't see it. How can someone accept a bribe if there wasn't a bribe offered? Seriously, they're fucking everywhere. This user posted your art on her FB page and didn't cite you. Eating in the bathroom Really? I ordered Ike from Amazon uk and it came a week early I didn't even realize that I'm not a mathematics guy tbh, but that looks to me like a regular square Sorry for the late reply but that link opened a whole new world for me I saw this on Twitter first...weird Working on my end. Are you me? I like it.. I don't think I'm going to be running it. I get the feeling Jeremy likes "swallowing" a lot... ...I'm a year older than him. Where did you get this information ( yeah... nope, not that much snow. Good to know you are still keeping in touch with everyone in the region I've tried steering her away from making it about her but it never lasts. Once I went to a local "Slut walk". Basically an awareness raising event for victims of sexual assault/abuse/rape. I do identify as a rape victim. Did I experience the textbook legal definition of a rape? No. But I did have sexual acts, and penetration (albeit not with a penis) without my 100% knowing consent (what 9 year old really knows what sex is....? Well, back 10+ years ago anyway. Now it's a whole different ballgame). She's always freaked out anytime I've used the "R Word". Because clearly I'm exaggerating what happened to get sympathy Whatever happened to Spain Holy crap it applies on hit effects Trilby's are not really the same as Fedoras! :p They're hip and cool. Right? Why 2 days? That's insane. I couldn't even shower for 1 week and I couldn't remove my arm from my sling in 10 days! Did we get different surgeries? Stay true, you'll get through this. The ILlUMInaTI might spare you of the spoopy cookie ghosterinos if you act like nothing happened I can move my ankles in and out of place, so they make these cracking sounds and you can see it moving. It's utterly useless but it makes people go I have a new respect for the story element of Bloodborne I use that same machine did we just become best friends? I have ED and Outerra too. So...it's a religion Got a mail from Blizzard... My boyfriend would not shut up about all these mythological gods and creatures and he would always ask me "Oh, do you know who X/Y god/goddess was? I was like "How can I possibly KNOW all that? :P" so I've decided to give it a try. Been playing it for 2 years and now I'm asking my random friends the same questions and they are like " Garen's passive already tells you how much it heals. I don't have the expansions but everything I've read suggests they increase the difficulty. Is the shadow gonna break his peepee Did Bradleyism make a human sacrifice cake? I can... Alvin and the chipmunks... Even her posture and expression. This is so fucked up. I can't stand to read this any more <rhythmically clicks refresh button for three days>... jesus, they got expensive.... i made kudzu almost 2 years ago and yeah, it took me a lot of time and savings, but 1072 gold? Sorry about your NP but holy shit man, report that driver to the managers at the store Don't cover my mouth. Right.... Amongst the first few signs I looked up specifically with her in mind, were "beautiful" and "funny"... and now I can't cover up my mouth??? looks like a cake The fuck? You're not meant to use YOUR blood... Or human blood for that matter yesterday i noticed that they already changed the spawn to NOT BE A THING if you're standing at the spawn point. wow wow what the hell. Renault powered team third? > Un simple message mal compris peut se transformer en un pugiliat de plusieurs heures > Un simple message mal compris peut se transformer en un pugiliat de plusieurs heures AAARTEMIS I don't think it's normal 'know'. It's like Fitz and Simmons have been undercover from Bobbi and Mack THE WHOLE TIME. Wait... this happens to me everytime im in the middle of a big crowd, i feel so judge those are some very bad stat rolls Yeah, that's why he says he moved here. We complain about bad weather, his school closed only when it went below -40C. that sub-reddit, what the actual fuck Except better-looking. And real. . . . do you often find wisps in your freeze mage lists? They made one for every route? are you 3m tall? Haha indeed so! And don't think anyone's admitted to do that about me before ouch, pasha those wiffs I just woke up and read that as an 80 hour long maintenance wow... you have just a few more games than me, about the same win ratio, yet im 30 ranks lower It's also odd that he registered a year ago. I did not downvote him, though. I was more or less questioning how you collected the man sauce to begin with, but okay. Next time I'm sitting next to you I'm going to make sure to go nowhere your hands. Wait, these are openings put at the START of each route right? Why would UFOtable put so many spoilers? This meme was the meme Eh...what Egyptian Pantheon event? Sadly, I gave it to another girl for her birthday that year (didn't have any money myself to buy her a gift and she reaaaallly liked the doll). She was a bit of a 'strange' kid (I think she had some disabilities) and she promptly ripped the arms and legs off it and used just the torso for a pendant on a necklace. Wow that sucks What the fuck What watch did you get? I got the space black steel one. Cost me $1099 plus tax I hope it's coincidence Do you know how frivolously tax money is spent usually? This would be *orders of magnitude* cheaper than more completely useless or frivolous things and would make a huge positive impact. It would have a very good money spent to usefulness ratio. Especially compared to your military budget My girls are only 27 days old and are already at the stage yours are. Does that mean I've done really well, or that yours are stunted bad? i somehow read "Karma Thief" and thought this would be something that craz redditors have done to a serial reposter I use my Les Paul for metal and jazz, as well as everything in between. the female friend everyone has on internet. Karma thief But do you have the weapon slots? Why would you want to Her legs are like paper What have you specifically done to get your minecraft to look like this? What resource packs/texture packs Wait where did I say he's a 7\* ? Oh wait what you're totally right. Why is God represented by a sundial? Yes. Day 5 of no soda and eating better.. I said no to pizza last night The first one I remember was Stonekeep on Win 95 It didn't lose shape... the most uncomfortable thing for me was that she was clearly reading something under the camera. like she planned to say all the things she said... Yuh huh Good items on Gyro but for refresher to be good on him you need an aghs. Timber is worse though with the basher and daedalus But...I *didn't* press the button. ... Maybe not UK?? U KNOW ODPIXEL IRL???? thanks for explaining, I'm like wtf does this mean Mec, mais t'es… un monstre Still one of the most gruesome posts I've seen here I play on a great Epoch server, I spent over an hour at Balota battling freshspawns and AS50 snipers with a squad of guys. Thank god we had sniper support from a few of the tower bases though We're living a hell on earth? You can't wait to die? Wait!!!! You can run into him outside of the vault!? I've logged hundreds and hundreds of hours on FO3 and I have never known Civil Engineer :P and i havnt even played much lately. Tho I only get 4-6 hrs sleep max a night Because non-feminists love being slapped about... Welp. Now I know what to try playing when I inevitably can't sleep tonight. I just reply in my notifications area. You think I have enough time to monitor all the threads I make on reddit individually? Also you can see her buttcheekz all I can imagine is scenes replaying from "Re-Animator" playing over and over again...this idea is nuts "Go to combat, swing with this Deathdealer you've been ignoring. Oh, no blocks? Okay. Pump. Become Immense. Take 10. Your go." What is that white thing on the hood near the windshield? A parking ticket perhaps? That's why I've gone so far as to say that all candidates should be obligated on the Holy Bible only. (Does that make me a member of the KJV only Movement? Even baby it wouldn't qualify as a small monster...or fit in your house You haven't heard of Margaret Thatcher ? Yeah Jick and all that are good, but what happens if I meet Pantsless?~ My biggest stack is more than 200 so I have yet to find the upper limit. My aunts name is Betty Jo Do you have to do that every damn time you get a major update? hmm ok... what the heck is ''the diamondback'' ? its called a discussion OMG Apparently I was drunk when I wrote the title of this post > Weird, it doesn't do that for me I think it does... Deviser Gaines Are you a duck? This is probably the least in-depth review ive read so far Wait... are we forgetting Ireland again or will the UK take them back into the Kingdom when they move out? Agreed. Looks super greasy and distracting 4 mb..... John Travolta as Frank Sinatra? You have really really good luck omg 2 turns... my damage sucks.. my perna crits for like 20k on him and that only does like 10% of his HP Ahhh whats plopping? Yes! I was shocked! lol I have worn this sooooo many times. Holy shit Yes, i know but now it feels wrong to scream Over 8000.... erm i mean.. not that i've been screaming Over 9000 2 eyes... like this smiley Phantom body WTF Terror 2-0d IGN: Old: RavageGivesHead New: CircleStrafe 1984 here. I think of myself as generation Y - millenials are my students and my wife's kid sister. It was troubling to me when Wikipedia disambiguated "Generation Y" to "Millennial." Thanks for the reminder!!! I'm really loving the development, especially the visitors! I really like how you gave them intelligence and organization, it makes them feel like more of a sinister threat than if they were just animalistic lovecraftian horrors, but that just begs the question.... Are they satisfied with taking our sanity and lives.. Or do they want more.. He looks pretty good, considering. Agreed, I would have been perfectly happy to give my thoughts into the matter. Now I'm just making angry posts. I...I live in Ohio... lord have mercy on us Wait I thought they disabled regen on them...? He sure as hell wants ppl to move in with him though. Two PQs after I took him on he's inviting Reeve to live with him. Jesus Mary & Josef there must be a million polys in the leaves. Really? True what am I even looking at ... Terrifying story. Hahaha! I actually work in the kid area of my park so I see a lot. I've seen a little kid hump the leg of a character actor, and i've seen really really weird parents let their 6 year old daughters walk around shirtless... Is it weird that I can remember the day it "turned on" for me but not what it was like before that? I was watching Nickelodeon one day, the show had one of the character's voice talking so I tried so hard to do that myself for a few minutes until it clicked. gotta love the nitrous...i binged on 300 ultra-purewhips the other day myself...idk how you'd be sober enough to still do nitrous though if you really did four whole bottles of gels You say. "Fair enough." I wouldn't be comfortable with some guy seeing my sister in her panties right in front of me Okay, that got weird pretty fast I did this too Err....while I am an atheist (not a word, everyone. If you want to believe, it's your business.), I like miso. Oh, that term...wait a minute. I'm...a girl. How does that work? Wait.....you are talking about...*transport*? Now whenever someone says "Well, fuck me sideways with a rake", I'm going to remember this story. yes since when did kalos connect to kanto/johto O_o pokemon yellow 3d confirmed w/all 3 regions!? I would do unspeakable things to her Was Thief Rifle found in data or a trailer? Am I the only one who DOESN'T find this chicken cute? You and your eyes are so gorgeous. You talking about me or to me? But... they're socially liberal and fiscally conservative... Holy crap, the Kombat Pack is 12€ there From my point of view, this thread at least would mainly be "don't make advances at children". Okay...sitting on lap...even I would say that's iffy. But even if we exclude sexual intention, I think the fundamental principle is, don't make them feel uncomfortable. (And I did a search, couldn't find a lap incident in the comments without any other form of sexual advances. If you don't mind, can you point me in that direction? *really not sarcasm THE HELL IS WITH SUCH PEOPLE....*blink* sorry....was I too loud? 3m? wtf, seriously? Since when Someone actually bought a domain for that site Wow Cool. I just have to get my '00 Acura TL back in proper working order. It does things even other TL owners don't have problems with Ok so you are now TRYING to make me have a stroke? Wow 1 year already People are mean at 800 MMR? for a second I was thinking you didn't know who made bloodborne! okay....*creeps away towards nice gif lady* ^ ^ (I hope.... Yeah, but we only have so many players. With Kyrie and Shump out, if we rest Bron, Love, Mozzy, TT and Earl that leaves us with seven players. One of which is Brendan Haywood $72 for a hat and a bag. Do NOT say that in front of the TSA... no amount of explaining that it's inside you would help! Ebrietas never fired lasers at me 6 is cheating i like your spirit of skepticism, as in i support your critical thinking He is a small forward.............. Funny story about that. My ex-girlfriend (who hates me) lied and told an extended family member that I was a gay crossdresser, and it made its way through several family members to my parents. They sat me down and had a long conversation with me about how being gay is a sin and if I decided to enter a relationship with a man they'd have me taken to a priest to have an exorcism, and I'd also be "excommunicated" (their words) from the family. I told them that she had lied and they didn't believe me Yikes. Holy moly thought Risto was gonna score Analog poly heaven That's a big one Yikes. What's the recipe? How does that taste? I'm dairy free and that looks amazing The trajectory of a jumping knee is upwards 17 FPS though... how many cookies do you make at a time and what's the tray size? Wait, when did I ever...? It does show gone, Some guy siad he took it in the comments some where, I use ctrl+find to check my TSV on pages, comes in handy in this subreddit, sorry for the confusion, just wanted to let you know that I will be faster next time to claim a match on my TSV.......... if there is a next time Gotta add that .5 inch, makes all the difference The bars aside, the fact that the earrings are so far apart are a bit disorientating FIFA Online? What? Holy fuck, the amount of people saying this is off-topic when rape allegations are one of the cornerstones of SJW ideology At least he skipped his daughter.... Is all of this really up to date? Also, wow, I didn't know there was a wikia for all YouTubers Freaky! I was thinking of asking this question today too. Um, no one was being a douche. The other poster was surprised that you didn't know because players in r/starcraft or teamliquid tend to follow this shit a lot. So you end up in a scenario where when you find new players who are as committed to the game that dfid not know this as a surprise. oh wow i hadnt realised that you nearly spiked Yeah, I thought at this point we all knew of Anna Faith and her sister I thought it's about a news interview gone wrong. Really big stormtrooper, or really small joint? TIL there are a lot of rich chinese people That is some klepto level shit right there. One pick and 2 wrenches?! Dude is going to jail for trying to steal $5 worth of stuff that he probably doesn't even know how to use. Don't even know what to say. You know, that "Division" garbage was one of the topics addressed by the Internal Reassessment Group, the one that the SGI stomped into oblivion, because no grass-roots initiatives are allowed. Dictates come from Japan and are to be obeyed, because unity I might sound foolish, but this dude appears to have classical Russian face. Or is it AK-47 that makes him look good? 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And it seems like another Eevee popped up with the exact same TSV! If you went to Dewford then you could hit the gym while hitting the gym while hitting the gym. Do you have a NTSC-J PS? MLB extra innings just turned on. Did we miss something? Im pretty sure Russian Peacekeeper is an oxymoron. :) Anyways Georgia just responded to repeated "button pushing" as jw88p said. Civilian city as opposite to what? Cat city? Is...is that a *giant strawberry*? What is the point of a site even doing this was there a video behind all those damn youtube annotations? jesus Given the BF and the CG, I'm guessing a PL was involved. Either way... I was gonna say keto isn't high cal, but I guess compared to what you were eating before it definitely is. This is why you always read the instructions before you start. Why haven't I ever looked this up? This is absolutely amazing! Oh how I love this community. Angry I've added you but you haven't added me? Did i just saw hunter x hunter 2011 dropped? 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How is she even admitted for that and let alone treated for an opinion I can do it now, I didnt know scatterbugs could keep their pattern from their egg in the region they were bred in Wait, who says Leg Extensions are bad for your joints? I've never heard that! That's so weird. O_o o_O Because of the things that come out at night.... I'm not sure anyone will see someone (of any age or gender) sticking keys in your face after telling you the whole cat pee story and saying "smell this!" as something a reasonable person would interpret as an attack requiring a defense. Complaining about her attacking you is still perfectly reasonable, but saying "I moved the keys because self defense" is going to get you a lot of Didn't mean to be come off as judgemental, meant it in a "I'm sure that'd be interesting to see joo still alive? T-The year? This is explain what happened to me yesterday while solo Now imagine a Viking PROCing IRL... that would be horrific 4 minutes feels like 20 hours 24 I thought that post was supposed to be a clever parody How do you have a 980 and a 560 ti Dodgejump tutorial was very interesting. I dodge jump all the time for fun, but I never knew it ignored speed reductions! Is that so? For some reason he was trying to tag him out on his dinger... I am supposed to be too young to know what pogs are but for some reason I know what they are Unless when the walls came up him stomping dealt damage It's like you know me or something The redness Is /u/TRPTBP the same person as /u/TRPTBP4? I generously shopped my friend's dunking ability. Ignore the racist title. This passing tho tarik has 30 kills and? does it look like i care? i wonder will the Raid need HoW expansion then? Meanwhile Lissandra is moaning over what just happened. 72 hours of SOT!? Orcinus Orca are not fish :| They are mammals like you and me. Also are you suggesting that Lisanna should sacrifice herself and let Happy consumer her or something? Because dude, that's pretty messed up if you stop and think about it Has to be, look harder ....seriously? How did anyone ever find this out? I've put hundreds of hours into this game and never touched that thing...why would you ever attack it? You sold your Viper??? How much do we have to pay you to keep all your clothes on? MAX??? Wardrobe "malfunction"?? Singing?? CANNOT WAIT for UNTUCKED... A-... Are they not? We disconnected The impression I get from stuff like this is American culture has 1) a weird knee-jerk intolerance to ambiguity and 2) a completely earnest belief in prescriptive grammar, that there is only one "correct" English and not using it means you must be stupid. As a sociolinguistics graduate it drives me nuts. I remember a Livejournal snark community circlejerking over how stupid someone was because she put a preposition at the end of a sentence We got out rebounded 58-35 I wish I can turn all my upvotes towards the artist while browsing on Mobile I didn't care to read the "s" in Festus... Juice me Bro! I'm watching you Idk about that. Two small lines of premium fish scale off the darknet should be more than enough. That stuff tests in like the 90% range (hence being $120/gram Not a bad looking clit though...haha, JK...unless you like it too apricot please let me do that Shit man. They fucking took a sledgehammer to Demolocks thats a month old comment ***No loot, and no players!?!?*** Is that a snake under the door My thoughts exactly XD. Trade away the next Einstein in exchange for Chris who's gonna grow up to work at McDonalds (no offense to any one working at McDonalds and/or named Chris). Also, this kinda puts pokemon daycares in a different perspective Wow, all that fit in there...with room to spare? This just entered my top 5 most "wtf" posts here. Holy fuck. LA has a cheaper meet and greet than all the other places, I wonder why though Shit, yeah, that one was damn great. Might have to tie the two Awww... (Did you read my shit about open mic night or did you just guess?! If he's using the GSdx scalar that means he's in hardware mode. The extra rendering threads option won't apply there. Also how is adding rendering threads supposed to fix that? Never connected those two dots Oh god please post it again or make a new one! PLEEEEEAASSSEEEE Jesus Oh. didn't see that... ( TALK ABOUT TIMING! Wow! When is edg vs we ? Amazing that you would make this post instead of looking at the control bindings in-game Archimonde and Mannoroth boyz, lore boner intensifying For 12, you sure did your research well Jesus, this is one of the hottest things i've ever seen Oh wow - Yes - A SQUARE screen Is...is that $25 or more? How old is this kid? well it's gone for me too, but it was there when i first saw it and clicked it...so maybe it goes away for people who clicked it? I'm from Germany and I never knew there was a different kind of Smarties. this. just sugar wax with way to much chlorophyll. I've got some shatter with a similar tint right now actually lol. idiots derped the hell out and left it in the fridge for 3 months before finally forking it up to extract. yield was 13.6% on trim (I KNOW RIGHT) and they're bitching about the color and I'm sitting here thinking I just got my highest trim yield ever, i wanna know wtf they're doing to put so much resin in the bag Ben la preuve que non But then what about RFW, where out of the hundreds of official matches, there have only been 3 maps that have gone to time limit? Which subreddit has a "NICE GUY" flair? You just gave me the idea, what if this becomes a private sub when the timer runs out and only people who pressed the button can stay? yeah, so cute.. ( That's not chewing... Spoilers, Alex was actually the OP on his other account. Restriction? goddammit this was impressive TIL ww2 planes had radar. Who's Maylic? Not even rerolled yet? wow I'm more impressed by the 12k pc has I find these amusing, but at the same time, it the same fucking attitude that makes me furious if someone comments about the game I like, so I don't know. I'm confused I am Tough Pepper Oh believe me, don't I know it. I was amazed how loud chicks would get. What's with the Dirge threads today,this is like the forth Yeah this seems to be an issue with some people, I ve personally never experienced bad textures in this game Filed under "Black Voices." sorry ben een stomme aziaat die gewend is smileys te typen (> I read that as little finger touching the tip of your ass. Sure you didn't just miss them? Why is it purple But boy still got Cana in the end Heaven forbid? Omg! I saw the distance and I immediately assumed this was a bus ride or a drive. Hats off to you super fit people who can cycle 128km Please tell me you will NOT break this one down, if the conversions will be deleted after turning it into a legendary weapon I've always wanted to do something like that obviously. For now I get by riding shotgun with my buddy in his dad's m3 race cars. They hit 155 on the long straight at nola My wife recently found a Etsy group that makes veils... she's protestant and refuses to make them for Catholics and expressed her disdain for Catholics using them... "Some still do" Where's Spirited Away? I've pretty much given up on buying from new sellers, you are seriously making me reconsider that position... coke zero tastes like coke that's been sitting out open for a week. but then i have to play the game You still never answered my question though. Do you have the 5th? If you show me you had the 5th ill gladly edit it I like how the apple in the upper left is the only one that's like Hmm was hat das zu bedeuten Removed? Is that a guild logo on the rump? Thanks. Ya, these damn kids seem to be getting better and better at moving... might have to do something drastic to stop this trend Since when is xkcd a risky click ? A few months ago I finally completed my pokemon yellow dex. 17 years later. The amount of pride I feel fiils me with shame ( Spotify not available in your country Don't downvote him for asking a serious question Having been a server, I would have been just as That's a pretty high success rate! Have you had much luck with anything with spools and hi-lo pinning? I've managed a few locks that were fully pinned with spools but the bittings were very regular and even then they were tricky. They raked open no problem but with the snap gun it was a pain in the arse, was just constantly getting stuck in false set and when it comes to the snap gun you pretty much have to just reset and start over. I found I had to snap then apply tension a split second after, and from there a bit more snapping with very light or pulsing tension did the trick but it was awkward to say the least and I couldn't do it consistently. Much easier just to rake IMO. Why do you keep your car payment in your wallet? wtf are virtus pro doing there on B I regularly glitch through the gate and get to the (empty) Templar well on patrol mode though Are you kidding me?! what about the skins My mom did you split into 9 planets THE LAST LEVEL! I thought it was just an April Fools joke, since they said it was going to come out on April 1st but it never did....... Right click it walk, no? I had it on and turning it off actually improved my performance. thank you! i am so fucking amazed at this smoothness Wait a minute, my windows drops all the way down damn, im happy that its only 1.92 on the old gen to us? Uh, that's pretty confusing they may have deleted it. We never got a report Idk why, but "she gives great wavey hands" as a phrase is just making me laugh dafuck is maggot cheese?! I've never played a Civilization game before but heard them mentioned a lot Kunkka last pick *Slams door* hmm.. I have 28 million of those? do people actually use them The palm trees look even worse woah. my oldest spends all of her time at the bottom, I always figured out it was because she wanted to be quiet Never said you were wrong about anything either, no need to get defensive I just saw the full photoshoot. Oh my Preferably winston or trade. If we pick MM, after I buy a new TV I'll be grumpy about it for a while, til he makes a play... Where is this even from? If I try shifting with my manual without hitting the clutch, I fuck up my gearbox. I don't think anyone wants to emulate Mexico's law enforcement system. Am I the only 25 year old that's worn a watch for most of his life? Yes, we're all going to be in space and poor lonely earth will be uninhabitated by humans in no time... I like it.. but why that name choice New TNT? Wha? Can someone fill me in? Was there a mass-firing? I never thought the day I would see someone get so excited about sanding belts. Des... Des autres amis? aren't you going to say Goku Godstomps this time? Yeah, I should have indicated that my face was like Having a 'grower' was the bane of my childhood. They don't teach you about this kind of crap in school I didn't know they made those Yeah, I know. Ridiculous, right? We were moving across two countries. My parents came to help us pack. I had just turned the water off in my apartment and was doing a final floor cleaning when my mom's breakfast hit her colon. She needed to poop, but there was no water for flushing. So what did she decide to do? She locked herself in the bathroom and pooped in a ziploc bag Holy... i never knew that, and now that's about as creepy cute as it can get. Is...is that the cat from Doctor Sleep? Yuh but... tentacle... Why? I've never heard of this I initially took this as a joke until I read into tweets further AM I GOING TO DIE?! She did indeed go Piety. Is this intended or a bug? Who cares about his shoes, that dress is stunning Ha. you said "Have a nice day!" but the survey continued. What the hell are those like to type on Why the downvotes? Oh I wasn't talking about him in general As a quilter myself, holy moly! That's entirely amazing how much inflation has changed! How does one apply for the position of fwb? That's... violent to men. everything that comes out of him and his sisters mouth is like Wow, people got really butthurt about that. Most schools use lower quality basketballs because there's no need for really expensive ones, especially elementary schools. Really not sure why people are upset about that comment. Uh, ok. Right? I quickly started just owning it and answering and maintaining eye contact. I think I must have finally started answering normally (as opposed to like Baby Teemo... Omega Squad Teemo When I was on hiatus I ALWAYS came back for the advent. xD It's like, ingrained in my system now. :p I'm not sure, I just checked ~merely (if that's even the most updated guide) and it said 6-8? And Liriano tomorrow.... you say that like it's easy 2004 Goldberg is a dream match? The census considers Framingham part of the Boston Urban Zone. How though? Inhuman in Bahrain! oh no. I think the little girl is the inhuman! I ordered a hitachi yesterday, and it already shipped, wooo! Wait, he printed out a tweet and pinned it somewhere? Really? I'd be a little concerned if I were TB honestly... I think that was me If she farted then and there.... You'll take it and like it! You're a singer :) Either that or people pay to hear you fart Even worse because it's the Millionaires logo. I was gonna say the same thing. Thus my apology and why I think my question was stupid! They arnt ALL in the vault I didn't realize it wasn't my own voice until reading this Another interesting note... I died in a Chalice dungeon and was mad that my pool was nowhere to be found around the place that I died and no enemies were carrying them (I cleared the whole floor). Much to my surprise, I circled around to the lamp and found that a blood sucking beast had spawned off of the first enemy I killed, and THAT had my echoes. Weird stuff Uhh... LanLan Skewb... They'll follow you that far? Creeps on Wendy what does su's shirt say? Yes.... a Kendrick Lamar reference. Yes sir. I was totally not half asleep when typing that out That means I could refill my printer cartridges with pedigree racehorse semen and STILL pay less per printed page !!! Even during no SR guarantee? That's amazing Oh mai gawd.. I can't unsee that How is it disgusting That blonde on the right is so cute Oh, I would accept no other approach!! Thanks for the background - I HAVE heard of "A Song of Fire and Ice", though that's as much as I know about it Oh. Being on the sidewalk when you delete the dams.... O_O I need it Then what did happen? N-no....so this is what it feels like....to be owned Oh shit, that was sarcasm. Didn't think anyone would think I'd be serious about this. Penis? Scrotum? Nipple? Vagina? Butthole? (O_o_o_o_ How do you get that much money Her biceps in the video Might want to check your drivers Nice!! I also never knew jumbo top loaders existed! The fanchants for MADTOWN are terrifying Did what? Did you do the look? Can I see?! Exactly the time when I'm asleep Slovenia, still no update :-/ I wonder if this update will fix all a little problem of people not hearing me when on phone? Had to tape the damn noise cancel microphone hole and turn of LTE just to use this phone - as a phone This. Republicans generally seem to hold positions that would make it impossible to vote for them in most of Europe... Im always kind of surprised at how well they do in the US I'm quoting it well damn Mol isn't considered a city? That is AMAZING. I need to watch this show I never said they weren't. I don't have the freaking money my god do you people read? I'm poor The Kryptonian? Does CS affect your Gold Value? agreed, alas those mods In what reality is this adorable? why would you use reomcbobulator in ysera anyways? Why would you do such a thing?!? DMT as in the drug? Girl! I can't get over how successful they were at making this actor really look like he might be 30 whole years younger than *this same actor* .. looked 30 years *ago*. How has skyrim had any problem with selling it's dlc? Whoa whoa whoa. You mean this post isn't serious? Or he is so patient that he will get -number Disregard me, I'm an idiot. For some reason my reddit enhancement suite wasn't showing the arrows to browse your gallery. Looks great man. What's the rotation like for marrying parallel series batteries Wow, this bot is indeed the coolest I have ever seen on reddit. I've been pretty lucky, while my mom helicopters, my dad is pretty hands off and neither of them conflated my fidgetiness with ADD. I finally convinced mom that it's okay if I live within an hour of them as an adult, instead of the half hour they wanted, but it took dropping out of college and moving to a new city for a different college (though that wasn't the original reason I dropped out Wait, you're seriously doin' it?! Yes, this is a good idea and certainly encourage adding links. Which reminds me, I am really backlogged on that thread. except for archive lightswitch Holy crow this is super pretty. That's right, and they put them online almost 15 minutes before that, I think... kinda crazy if they're instantly all gone, tbh. That's reasonably well?! The bands and names damn. How did you find my question among 243 other line of comments They have Chinese take-out in Denmark? The land of vikings? China stronk, I guess. Is that the reason for courier contracts? Nope. Wait. FUCK. I forgot to add a lie. It was great for me. I went in there, had seen all the cutscenes, get out and then think " I don't get it. Do we know who *who* is ? I woke up with this song playing in my head this morning and, although it's not my usual routine, I went on reddit first thing and saw this post! Your dog gets a LOT of food. Holy cow. What?! They're the best Halo books How does any underwear company succeed makes me That's risky. Can't swim All i can see in that photo is a saddle punching you in the dick. Wow I saw Uzi laugh when he died by Zed after OMG was losing hard My friends and family might never see me again You still play? Whoah, how is this possible without exe modding? You have quite the loss streak record *Checks flair* How the fuuuck? wait, isn't gmt+8 the same with philippine time? why the need to convert? am i missing something? The Hunting Horn one is awesome Since they restock randomly, probably a very long time. I don't think there is any set order that they restock so you could be waiting years. Didn't I see this posted like 2 days ago That's a lot of juice. Have you never seen Babar? You just said raise an army, you didn't say raise an army of that same species. Babar would ruin us all. damn, the bloodrush must be giving me tunnel vision/hearing, cant remember either of those details Pfft you can't tell me what to do-- oh..... O_o more complete? I understand what you mean but Augh.... so the 'flashing eye' powers... come from Caliborn sex-murdering his denizen by accident....? And.... the reason he's epileptically intimidating... is because he's... in a constant state of arousal-murder What is that piston for?! Verizon building?! everyone in here is from wc3 I couldn't tell if those were tits or she had her arms up, hands on the back of her neck, showing her ashy elbows. maybe they've snuck some non vegan stuff in there CT models are actually bigger and easier to hit. I don't want purple. But I do want to press the button. Oh...shit.. Is it stanced and on slicks? Alice In Chains... Corporate puppets? How do you post with no flair? that's a crazy amount of gems for a giveaway Wah! Yea I never knew but there are like 12 of them things around town OOC: Do they go in school at 5 months old were you live? Well, either way, I wouldn't recommend a big bowl of chili before any sexual encounters. Flying underwater? I hope you didn't activate it.... War amputees. That's what you get when you don't ensure they die. Don't make the same mistake or he'll murder you in your sleep wats a draft map Definitely an advantage. I dropped 140K and have nothing to show for it except 140K less credits... Dear god, what did you do to your car? This heist had so many parts, even the PC version of GTA V has been released before it finished. What if its the other head Nintendo might have pushed it back to include Jigglypuff? .... Oh my... Holy crap i wasn't watching the match or keeping up with the scoreline.. WTF happened? ahha, but *technically* night is the period from when the sun goes behind the horizon until it rises again the next morning... and what is the night sky but the light that comes from it at night? Assuming you're using 15 shadows with your Rev, that's a lot of isk in drones your hands are all over his "ore"? cray? THE HYPE IS REAL it got deleted buy why They are the same person "Believe in Yourself" ( When you see it... This can't be right. Their store system must have some issues To this day that is the only Rugrats episode that stays with me Wait, what I learned Teldryn Sero the fireball spell (With amazing follower tweak) I'm like Next thing you know he'll be telling us all about Angels and how they totally exist while he eats his *wheat* bagel. ( but why would an assist trophy get a victory theme Pepe..... You just said your dad had an atari 2600. My first gaming console was pong Cinnamon toothpaste! Delicious and naturally fights bad breath, doesn't just cover it up. :) I also may not have brushed my tongue or the roof of my mouth for a few weeks when nausea was really bad. *hug* Why would you say so? Okay so I noticed I did 8% with fair, but on the training screen it said 7 and not 8, weird I want Looked up the lilliebaby, looks awesome. But holy shit is that expensive. Are you sure you're at karma level 9? Fitch...trended? ** 9 months back from my birthday is actually my best friend's birthday (I'm October 15th, she's January 15th, and we're both in 1995). I've known her since kindergarten, and the fact that it lines up so well is still freaky to me I once called a down-syndrome friend a retard in front of 10 other people. I meant it in a light hearted way, but YEESH did that sound bad try clicking and dragging Preferably a cat-free one TR and NC dancing together? i really hope that this does not mean we are losing psione whats stable like? my boyfriend and i live in providence (and i've never been to a gay bar There are shots, but they cost a few thousand dollars last I checked. And for obvious reasons, money is kinda tight right now ikr, sw addiction ftw You can fuse now? what comment....? Oh I didn't see this. OMG...that means the rapist guy has been using the exact same picture. That awkward moment when you don't know how to reddit Oh my gosh! whoops! You had a ComSci class in 9th grade Wow, 5th graders actually think about this stuff? Oh god That seems a really extreme example. Must have been one hell of an interesting megathred So... so round Thanks, I guess it's time to do that now then! Where do you get so many coins? How did you find this post from 5 months ago I don't even know how I got here. That looks freaking cool Kenji combined with Eren... wearing lipstick? Holy shit the Habs went on a total rip in the second His hair makes me think his head is irregular Why are you posting here, and not at Frontier's reporting site for bugs? That explains why I'm getting all those down votes for posting here looking for porn Whoa hmm, JYP's got some good trainees They can go to Russia, I dont care. I mean, it royally sucks for them, but its really of no consequence for us. In fact, giving Greece to Russia might be the most effective economic sanction yet I temporarily forgot deep was a word, so I was really confused by your comment... I need to stop staying up so late That pitch though. Can confirm. Currently in a Cambridge MA hotel. The amount of accent from the employees here feels like they know I'm visiting and they're fulfilling a stereotype just for me. "yah can get alh-la-cah-te breakfast items..." They look dry lmao..theres supposed to be a video.. here You and your dumpster fires. Dat Blastoise doe 0.o o,0 -_- Nuke Bellherg? 감사합니다~! And I'm always here You should ask her to let me know when they get the Majora's Mask 3DS. Who dates and doesn't have a job? Teenagers? Who's that character 1 day before mine OMG That guy that got hit looked dead. Why...does this seem so familiar? I can swear I've read something like this. I mean even the part with the scar and the note seem familiar. holy...mousepad Did you look at the back side? You're welcome :) I'm kind of on a binge making them lately, not idea why i thought it was a pc case that first zombie girl who picks up her bear would probably be a teen about now (in Carl-time). Teenage Walker Female with raging hormones, cries after she bites you, makes you feel guilty, immediately puts you in friend zone. I never really got that reproduction point either. I mean, we allow people with disabilities that will most likely be inherited to reproduce so I dont really get why the risk of genetical flaws due to siblings having a child is such a big deal Imagine the creep-block potential He needs to ask the Internet for ideas? I like the idea of four auras at once, especially with a zoo. I know it's risky, but I'm quick on the escape key haha. If only the NPC health bar updated faster than 0.5 fps Yea...Ill wait for it, should be quite worth it. Glad I got 2, the price went up again...its $34.99 now Seriously, what kind of baseball fan **doesn't** believe in superstitions? I went nude swimming once. All the fish were like No worries, I totally thought that until just now. ty Depends on who started it. Article five doesnt say anything about being exclusive to NATO external attacks, but it states that any attack against a member state would be an attack against them all. If anything it would put the attacker nation in an awkward spot because they just legally speaking attacked themselves Pourquoi ? are you sure it's 200% each? Emoticons? They are actually still quite big. Did you zone out or something when she was in her bikini top on second most recent MM vid How is it a battle if you just do nothing? Huh. Nobody ever said anything about Maxalt giving me seizures, which, yanno, might have been a good thing for them to do, considering I have a seizure disorder. This is kind of like that film Idiocracy. Funny at first, but as time goes by, it gets scary. What? You mean you soak the toast in the shower? Dear God. What the F*** did I just read. the AK is blue ? If you wanted to color your keyboard red with the blood from your nose, it's working. ....Wait. If that augment won, what were the other augments ? I am only a backer, though a frequent one, but I also got bummed about the page changing to seemingly hide information He's like huh it's not working. You wrote this like a poem or something and I find it so difficult to read. Weird that I find that so hard to read Hello. Ouais enfin il faisait un peu 250 kilos et était sous suivi médical hyper poussé, non ? Il avait des réserves de calories pour plusieurs années ( How did you get those clear parts Why did you do a second pheonix? Mostly, just the Sylveon, but not sure why you would want another, since you got a Christmas Wristband Jirachi already? Why do you have so many abandons? Heh nice. I once setup the mine...but forgot to activate it /r/slashdiablo private server never post on Reddit while you're drunk How can you watch a game that takes 3-4 hours to finish? That escalated quickly. ok, whatever that means I think I need to call in a helicopter to evacuate me. She's got a hold of the empty wine bottle. SEND HELP. ( I don't see it Victoria here. I just tested and it says I got 1.75mbps line speed but also 218 kb/s download speed. Am I winning or losing I only got an 80% on my team paper and presentation. But I can't figure out how he's doing the grades right now, because currently I seem to have 110% average beautiful cat. da fuq you reading?? ( What? They seriously put Angelo in her artwork? 4.44GB for the whole season I've never even laid eyes on them You just call gaby casual Read this when I was riding the Minneapolis light rail The 6th result was happy mask salesman. Je sais pas si j'dois être impressionné ou triste... Well we need the brand and model the arnold for that movement I'm just curious how people make trades with over 1000 keys, like isn't the max inventory capacity 1000 items (at least used to be). So it would be quite a hassle to transfer all the items back and forth from at least 6 accounts i couldn't tell what that mushed blob was Don't know why it's not even showing up for me in Firefox, even though under my toolbar it has a checkmark saying that "Neopets - Sidebar Dailies" is enabled TIL orphans are not human i will come and throw my body into the lava if thats what you would like its not that the thing is strong its all the mobs that spawn around it like i almost got one shoted by blazes too many times always survived with either one heart or half haha, wow..this whole thread is traumatizing. i never knew the secret lives of hamsters I woke up this morning to three attempts to request the password for both this name and another one of mine. Are you saying a bunch of the Harry Potter actors got plastic surgery? She's wearing the wrong color. Feline Longmore? I keep dreaming about the ocean and ships. If we go too far out, sharks automatically attack. My lover in my dreams always dies because the ships go down and the sharks get to him. When I wake up, I just feel confused because the guy in my dreams isn't my boyfriend irl. and here i thought i was the only one ^^^It's ^^^so ^^^beautiful ^^^ well i just calculated the cost with ISO enter and language set and so on and I come out with 120.95$ without shipping The banter... Oh god... The heck is Xenoverse? Who is Demigra? Where would you loa the NFCS games? Also would u be able to stream them? Man ved aldrig hvad der kan ske there ya go. I think I sent the right one wooowwww On that last note, how do they stop the mag shaking excessively in the oversized magwell? Who doesn't know how to make a fishtail? Zed's Deathmark, spam laugh on the enemy with 1hp 'splat' dead THE CARD IS A STICKER? all these years and i never knew Still look like the helmets are crying... Can't unsee Double power overwhelming for 36 damage Did I just see AD's dick I don't think I've heard Peter Mayhew speak before He also eats onions like people eat apples. Oh boy when I saw that for the first time, why Why do you ever need to sell anything with 15+ pages of equipment slots available? Not sure. I now have like 7 people who want to play with me ( I didn't had lights for old gameboy till there were already gb colours out available in the stores (> my deepest sympathies to your inbox. which is still marijuana Shhh don't tell anyone! Or the most downvoted That's ... really creepy... people do that? You're a girl? Your name absolutely terrifies me now Am I the only one that can't get ctrl painting to work? It just wants to use my tool or place a block when I try so 8-11 sets arent the volume part? I saw above! (You probably see that I saw above...). You're definitely right, about that... So, Why the hell do people do this, anyway? The counseling/psychology percentages are backwards Lol I guess being accused of photoshopping is a kind of compliment? At 1:23 " The fuck's wrong with your hand?" Not a callous in sight.... What is this "work" you speak of. I set up the 75% but im not sure how I should be executing it. When the target gets to 6 seconds do I just hit 75% and down throttle or wait? What is voice attack? What. The. Fuck. Why did I not check spam sooner? Had a key sat in there since 24th March! It did Holy shit are you serious *blink* remind me those awesome days. ( I... kinda liked what this anon was saying. Until the last line... Either your guitar is missing strings or you have a small TV.... Godzilla... CANDY? No, I just gave some examples of propaganda...and I'm pretty sure everyone misunderstood me and thought that it's what I think Wait... You're saying its wrong to rob people in a capitalistic environment? Your coworkers want to see you give birth? But if I install it then IT will know I'm on Reddit all the time.... I used my grenade joke too earlier. How's stuff like this even made!? My life for flower All i can say is wtf are you talking about m8? I'm looking forward to your explanation of how this possibly makes any difference Omg! Yep. It took me a while to figure this out too. And then when I did I felt like an idiot. Why won't he sleep!?!? Because he's not fucking tired yet. Why so many downvotes I wouldn't recommend beating off a zinogre. It's like my friend wants me to hold his hand throughout ever corner. It's either "Don't spoil this area/mechanic for me!" or "Why didn't you tell me this guy was gonna pop out and kill me??" It's hard to watch him run around the same area for half an hour before realizing there was a door he hadn't went through, but when I try and give some direction help it's "I'm just running around and exploring, I'm not trying to progress right now so let me just do my thing" and if I don't say anything it's "Why wont you just tell me where to go so I'm not lost all day?!?" From the start I knew it wasn't gonna be about dick measuring. And what is with the Scandis^(you heard me right!) (and Finland) with the long names but the common effects dont stack Some of these donation messages Nade gets, wtf. that is literally the best title that could ever possibly be given to that gyfcat Wait how is the gas mask dangerous..? I haven't heard about that before Holy! I NEED #3 t( Another pittsburgh penalty It's not There was just a kid one street over ,who looked around 3years old, standing on the roof of his mom's mini van for like 5 mins while she just walked around the yard yapping on her phone Where do you see a price? Why you using those flasks Wait, was it the d-word? What if I self-identify as the d-word? Star Wars really did happen and it was all started by Ronald Reagan. Wait, why are all of these subreddits allowed to exist? how do you get +99 in one day OP, what's the reason for all the enemas? Is it the highly processed, low fiber diet or ass play? what are those underwear pics really about A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do... A sandwich. I don't think that can happen... i didnt know this sub loved shangela so much Honestly though, is there some rule against you reselling this? If not, you could make a boat load of extra money Wait, what? SARA PLS.... oh wait... Wow I thought it was just an April Fool's joke Thank god for that MO is the midwest? The size of that fuckin scythe It's kinda hard to understand XDDD And pregnant? This is an interesting line of questions given the subject of the overall thread. Ah, yes. Apologies. I forgot all about Raja wearing that and I literally *just* watched a video of her looks ? ? ? Very intimidating. Especially with those black dead eyes I don't watch the anime, but this kind of makes me want to see this movie. Whoa. Feeva Didn't realize LE's skin was dark like that Just me or does junghwa kinda look like naeun here So like a mohawk? How come your Lewto is only level 10? Personally I would like to be able to have an option to automatically decline all surrender votes, too many times I've had a teamfight ruined by a wild surrender vote appearing Wait! How long has *that* been a thing? The idea is good, but, again, that Dex stat is insane there was a pop up I thought I was going to have a chance for. Norris caught it. About 10 feet from home plate wait is this true Damn Trucy. I'd like to try it... but this amount of marbling looks so weird... like the cow is sick... That's the biggest collection of eye bleach I've ever seen Probably unionised too!!!! But Iron is the only atom with a nucleus that produces nearly 0 energy during fusion/fission Wow, a text-based error message, now that's something That...That's actually a pretty good explanation. I totally forgot Bumgarner started this game.. She even ditched her helmet... and some armour it seems, but still damn, that skillset. I actually need to go take a shower myself da quando? Woa, Noob Public Chat room Plot twist, suddenly, chairzard 'M jesus... christ.. thats a bargian At first I was like: what. you're not on the moderator list Atmospheric. flight. physics. and thats a lvl 1. At lvl 20 It might go to 34?%. And another 5-7%? from quality? I know jesus Im gonna do Humble Bundles for now on despite being an Australia. Cheap as hell. i wish to be there someday ( You want to trade your gf? What birds are slow? Yea....I got Jiggs, Robin, Lucina, Ness and Charizard. Honestly, Charizard was the hardest to get out of all those I knew a chick on Facebook who made an account for her unborn baby... It was weird... And then even weirder when the baby posted, "I'm sorry mommy and daddy." and promptly moved to Little Heaven, Delaware... It really does depend on the person... the mathematics and language brain functions are different.. some people could excel in one area much more easily than the other, especially with foreign language exposure as a child. Just through work and dating I have picked up moderate fluency in a handful of languages... holy fucking shit....so much booty popping going on in this video and omfg ari's titties When I left my parents and moved out of their house and got my first apartment I moved in during the night. The next morning getting into my car to go to work there were about 5 other guys getting into theirs. They all had New York accents and I felt like I was in The Twilight Zone. One of them damn Yankees was my next door neighbor and told me they all transferred down with International Paper. They said they thought that we didn't have anything but gravel and dirt roads. They had left NY and moved to a city that for $600.00 a month bought them a 1,500 sf apartment that had 3 pools, great workout facilities and racquet ball courts. My neighbor Pete bought his first car a BMW and could park for free. After living in Memphis for a few weeks they said you couldn't get them to move back to NY ever. There are a million plus people in the metro Memphis area and we live side by side and not stacked on one another and have nice big yards. With the interstates here you are no more than 45 minutes away from anywhere in rush hour traffic. In the spring it's one of the most beautiful cities in the country. I never have anybody try and push religion on me or even invite me to church. I will be coming to NY for my first visit in late September early August to meet Roger Waters for the second time and see his opera at the Met. I am fucking stoked! I don't think Tennessee is what you think it is. If you do ever change your mind and come to Memphis gimme a holla and I'll buy you a cocktail. Other than Tennessee being the most dangerous state and Memphis being the 3rd most dangerous city in the country it's pretty fucking cool. Just don't come in the summer, it's hot as balls and the humidity will take your breath. If you don't get murdered or burn to death it's pretty cool. Yes! One thing is difficult for me, which is my guitar lesson. Theres me, two guys, and a girl. I have a crush on all three of them Lol i know everyone's said it OMG! Your....toes.... I actually think it should be changed, i've mistook it for an Gangplanks Q before then gone in thinking it was on cooldown when it obviously was not. Weirdest crit in the game tho i think is AMUMUS... he freaking break dances At first, I was like, wait, why does Sej sound girly (I forgot what part, it was early in the video), then when 7:18 came up, I was like wow, she's really good, emulated the character really well.. Then when I saw the credits I was like Wait wait wait , I just noticed , it's the same author as GE-Good Ending This is a joke, right? If this is for real, then it sounds...quite distrubing Saveede? Waht I'm just baffled that Americans seems to have names for generations ( I thought that was a dealbreaker if we're not even dating... How did they try it on your car? I pity those poor souls who had to experience that What in the world... As soon as the music hits! Haha, I had gotten the fatties to a system by the time I found my first one. Pull out my scythe, it's slow as hell but the range on the charge attack is stupid. Then he starts rolling and closes the distance to me in like a second flat and murders me with 1 hit... Came isn't the past tense of cum? ( Wha... what skin is this. I do think its a legit site.. I don't think they would do anything fishy since they get so much money in skins everyday: just a small 10% per game WTF is it just the photo or does your cartier really dwarf your gmt master? dude how did u land that ? It sounds like a fair trade, but i cant seem to get any kara doppler offers and i have a fucking fire&ice Isn't that chicken what hijackers make you wear before logging out of your cleaned account? Forgot how to fail a back squat and the bar rolled down my back. I read the link as Times of Fap. Wow. The Samsung Stock browser is miles ahead of Chrome in the benchmarks. Thanks! ^_^ But oh god no I haven't practiced!! FUUUUUUUUU Same! I was like oh no he's gonna be Rose, but then, SALAD GARDEN. Holy shit really? oh my god you are back I have no idea I think my favorite contradiction they have is that Satan is the master of deception with his secret combinations and what not. Then here we are in the temple promising to keep secret promises and teaching secret heaven hand shakes. WTF? So you're using Satan's methods? Matt? I think this will be my best chance, now or never I've never even heard of that guy before My favourite accent is definitely my own--the "official" accent that follows dictionaries rather strictly! I have no idea how schools in areas of other accents teach their student how to say a word from a dictionary... I have never heard of companies giveing away sunglasses People talk on their phones? oh my god. can you put an image for that? I can't believe my eyes almost can't believe your luck Level 1 with 20 on Charisma? Or did I vote 75,980 times? *shudders* Shaving with the raw skin has to be painful. WTF! I'm pretty sure I saw the entire anime but I don't remember that at all Probably do something about Africa. Sub and super Saharan 30% That's huge!...is it enough though? Holy shit those midriff pics Actual US dollars? I've never seen a punch that powerful Wait, even the devs on the forums are talking about nerfs directly? The glass breaks... Wait....they would get shot in the head but still be alive? Jesus, what did you do to deserve that many bot invites? My count is nowhere near that many But... he only blew up one. But you are not him, you are you I thought this was my dog for a second. Just use websites next time, mate In one of my several "sex is bad, abstinence is good" lectures, l remember being told that my virginity was like a treasure chest and "you don't give just anyone the key to your treasure chest." Sometimes this pops into my head when I watch/ride pirates of the Caribbean Don't feed it to your Grarrl if you have one haha ya I remember watching it as a kid (with Yellow Submarine) and thinking it was a bit weird Those doomstacks near Constantinople, tho There are tiers??? That's some shitty luck. i wasn't playing as doctor but when i took my girl to deliver her baby everyone was ghosts except the doctor! Could you provide a TLDR for your story, Cause thats a crapload to read... I thought both sides had 96+ and NC/VS were one faction and TR was the other That happened to me too. I saw him coming, asking others for charity, then when he came to me, I began speaking in Spanish (I am Asian, but I can speak Spanish like a native). He had this We don't. Some people theorize that every living thing has a conscious. what the shit are those Interesting. I don't understand the part about "the user has no idea that Bitcoin is what is powering it" though. Devs don't even fully utilize quad cores and you want them to take advantage of your quantum thingy? it seems odd that Xikar would go away from a calibratable hygro, i guess as long as you know what the offset is, or its dead on then it would be fine, then again.... people on rcigar dont do well with simple math, maybe having an offset is bad So, where do you post U.S based news, and where do us Europeans post news about the U.S So noone is wondering why the retainer is taking more damage than a dummy that already has no defense? Says the douche-nozzle that plays on empty night servers and is a gamma whore What happens. I was thinking of picking it up Do wards not give magic stick charges? Says the bitch that plays on empty night servers and is a gamma whore. Pathetic Shower Thoughts: is "Rope to Heaven" a reference to a hangman's noose? " Guan? I'm trying to learn the basics before i get married (in 15 days HODOR!? It's not always so bad, there just seems to be a pattern where he says, *Oh, don't worry about it; I will do that for you,* and then I don't do thing I could have just done, myself, and neither does he. So I end up annoyed, doing the thing, anyway, probably rushed in the doing, and frustrated as hell. Then, he looks at me like he's *just* noticed I was doing the thing, myself, as I was finishing up, like, *Oh. Well I was only about a minute away from doing that thing I promised to do two hours ago.* ** I regret I have only one .... D: wow. 83+ bmi. 300+lb of fat. 1,000,000 + excess calories. wtf, the boots must have looked like a peeled banana on her Yeah I feel like if anything its the editors that suck. It does make you wonder, if he DOES go onto win why the editors thought it would be satisfying to watch a season where its basically super obvious though That sure seems like a lot of math. Tobi never cease to impress. He can get a sloth enthusiastic about a match, with his skills. I change in my car all the time and I'm always paranoid that this will happen. What happens if you don't have an alibi? What then? All you see is stupid is because you are stupid I actually have a picture of the three of us from my daughter's wedding I'm pretty sure this is definitely needing a NSFW > Or...it could be completely forgotten about Same here. I closed it in like 0,5". I'm confused. Are we talking about ping or multiple sclerosis? smite has 192 items No space battles, max 40 players, EA DLC bullshit, paid instant access bullshit, etc. Does anyone have any interest in this game at all anymore? Or his last victim! The secret interaction was partially due to odd plays that could happen, but I believe it was also to prevent FUTURE shenanigans, too. Imagine Duplicate pre-secret nerf I will only trade in my glorious gray for gold. It's kind of weird in my eyes is this place good enough? then you get punished for having a needed spell on cooldown? like with all other spells? Whoa. i'm 19 and that sound is pure torture How can you get upset at the letter and not the action? One person oppressed another person and you're upset at the letter? Really twisted set of morals there wtf happened to your account? You trying to say at least it isn't 3/5????? For real, are you siblings? What if we had Gigi defend Lebron exactly... How do you blow A rear tire on a motorcycle.. There's only one. That floatzel looks amazing. ...Why is terribly hard to sell items? I didn't pay attention, what happened? Nothing is still something because to be nothing is still to be I don't think I've ever heard us boast and post our unemployment numbers into its own thread really wow, I wouldn't expect something so... "trivious" could evolve into something of that scale It's about as temporary as homelessness gets. I already have a new lease signed, I'm just waiting for moving day ... In June A wild gonk?! You have a rascal?! I hear you. Teenage me did not care if this movie was great -- I just wanted/needed to see girl-on-girl action. Oh wow I never encountered this random event before in my 6 years of playing Holy shit, physical abuse of children in the name of "discipline" is still allowed in parts of this country? WTF??? I thought that was gone everywhere decades ago! ...to find ticks? Really? ice-9 is people ....continue your statement. Omg!!! I'm not a gift virgin anymore! What's wrong with the lefties though? Welp. That's in my Internet history now... titan went to OT on cache today against Luminosity Gaming.. will be very surprised if they beat fnatic and take this 2-0 You've done your homework, haven't you? What kind of witch craft is this? haha the thing you wouldnt change is to not get rid of Comcast? Same here. Not sure how the statement "Your feelings (about 8chan) aren't a measure of (il)legality." suddenly become "I support CP." I just want to imagine Steve Ogg just getting motion captured for the game and the director says "Ok, Steve, pull down your pants. Your character will run around half naked", then Steve does a Oooof..... My god... they do look real. SIX?!?!? OHMYGOD, YOU FOUND HIM. And he has a youtube? Having read something like half, maybe two-thirds of all of the EU books (which are now "Legends"), it's really bizarre to me to see the Jedi looking angry. Check out some hostel around your area you might find a room for lower then that. Only thing is that you gotta give up on some privacy How did I never know that you lived in Alaska?! Your childhood is just like mine, I would *always* ask to go to my grandma's house because she bought us a psx with Spyro the Dragon. When I found out there were two more games I like how I get downvoted when this is all true the real question is why didn't those noobs just look at the map and see that it was a loop? Holy damn! Damn, we were so close Leblanc - 100% , 11 out of 11 You selected the disk, partition, then did the appropriate command with the 'override' keyword and it still failed? ...and his race is Raptor. Those look dangerous Wow so thick Hm.. I see nothing.. Mkay.. Viewers are kinda low... one mo...HOLY JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH. I became sherlock again.... >.< It wasn't a good experience! BUT SCREW THAT!!! I THOUGHT THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST_ _ INTERESTING THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TODAY!!! |( Ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as them going top of the league with that goal. I never seen a freaking sun explode...oh wait, that was my mind. Damm Seriously?! I spend tokens every once in a while and I guess I just dont notice it? You need friends to spectate to complete a quest? How do you get a 4k item early on a support J'ai encore jamais vu d'établissement « Saint Joseph » lack of legs I read "period *on* a preschooler" the first time around Which won't be a decade, and a decade is not how long they're claiming it'll last. I'll tell you what's WTF. Your definition of OK! Your friend looks anything but. He looks fucked up! Do you people not eat? I burn through a level 5 i thought it was an actual breakup with his gf How does Zgs net you faster damage? You can have people "laying in constant" dps while she's unfrozen BSGI runs an literacy program in Brazil equivalent to Mother Teresa's Death Beds in Calcutta Your cinema is showing CIVIL WAR??? The feet unsettle me greatly When was this? I didn't hear this at all. Hmm, I literally never use the Longbow stealth for stomping... I usually use it to reposition myself... Never really occurred to me... Holy shit WE LIVE IN THE SAME TIMEZONE Yes, very much so! Thought that, the white part was an arm and the ear a middlefinger Ok, I watched too many times. 10/10 taste mate. We have a 0.55 score diff for the series we share TB?! Thought that red fabric was blood at first. So we need shorthand to tell us that the betrayer is the betrayer which we can only know after they've betrayed because they have nothing else in common at all? I know it's PTR and all, but... 400m health. I never have anything exciting to say Probably better than me - I became his teacher. I went to the eveion expecting satire, instead got a news article. Those teeth Why are there bulletholes all over a wall close to where you live? The whipper is totally out of balance ever since they changed Viper Strike. Even with no damage mods and in his natural habitat (i.e. a level 68 map) a single stack can result in a degen higher than the recovery rate of an Eternal Life Flask. He's supposed to be a....midfielder 24.8%. Holy hell, are you my archenemy or something? I have never seen this low compatibility Heh, Facebook sent me a PDF that I had to print and fill out by hand yep Wow... That's a lot. yeah the the "normal" reddit is not very responsive (as in responsive design) it's useless in tiled mode on low res. i can't send you a screenshot because apparently Print Screen doesn't work I like the rating system! But wow, nothing above a 6? Sonya < Zeratul/Malfurion? Oh man i feel asleep I NEED MOAR OF THESE He has a scope. why is he not using it Kind of in disbelief that 5:24 happens. That's a long time for a temporary tongue-in-cheek joke tattoo... This is awesome but what song is it from? Damn that woman was going off Holy moly. Sounds like Tom and has his mannerisms and everything. Wow upgrading seems a bit extreme.... Do you do returns on any meats? 92% Thing looks strait up scary You have a timer to remind you to eat? Do you people not get hungry What I saw was a bubble and then " Where do you get all of those low floats all the time ? No, it got murdered in ratings because it was buggy as hell on launch I didn't see any of those. I guess I'm still young... LOL semphis pls right?? :D lol that's insane actually, and just imagine how far your egg will be travelling, from your DS in the US to mine in the UK.. It's like if it was his last day teaching and he wanted to screw over a whole class of students What keeps him at 1 bullet Damn google works quickly 90,8% As the page was loading, I was thinking about what to type. You stole it from me. Or I stole it from the yet-to-be-loaded webpage Well I'm 84.6% with you, holy... you score your animes high I just realized how forceful that push was Based on the wide variety of styles, that can't all be her art though. And I JUST got my first class, Dragoon, to 50 Quite. The new generation. looks more like a photobomb to me Yea I never understand that mentality of you having to only ever like one game or you are a horrible human beeing How on earth did you train her to roll over on command? What legendaries are a must have for your playstyle then? Wait are those in the game somewhere? why do you want to talk about kim kardashian He could be watching us at this very second Hmm, where can i see these frametimes? Ive never even heard of them C.H.O.M.P.S.? "obligation" okay...no one is "obligated" to do much of anything...A company must value its consumer's response to its product / goods. Undervaluing what the players deserve just gives all license to Riot to not be better. What other games do does not change what is deserved especially with LoL being so popular. Building in an idk even 975rp gift reward for hitting plat when players supporting a free to play game is the only way the game survives is an issue? I hope you realize paper money is funding the game so I find nothing wrong with rewarding players past gold with "virtual rp" that costs riot much of nothing. Adding in some more rewards to a system they already have in place seems quite reasonable to me. Let alone for the lower elo players who consist of most of the ranked community. So bronze "elo hell" players reaching silver should not be rewarded with even "450 RP" to get some more in-game content if they cannot reach gold for victorious skin? If you truly feel as you do, can you truly say you have never wanted any improvement in the game, or any product, whatsoever? People complaining about anything ( champ balance, servers etc. ) would have their head explode if Riot Tryndamere & Ryze posted an article stating, "Riot Games is not obligated to listen to anything its players say, but thank you for time, money, and continued support." I think there is a disconnect between how the majority of people actually feel about overall game improvement and what is actually published. I think fun content is great, but discussing how our continued investment in an online, dynamic game, especially when a player is buying content (is usually spending more than a $60 console game), is necessary. I am not sure what anyone can ever expect from anything if even a successful recreational gaming company cannot consider better virtual rewards to improve its community's quality of gaming. Anyways, thank you for your comment. Fun to chat amongst ourselves for whatever purpose has been achieved I don't have a mo- *oh*. Thompson misses both Thank you! What if I don't have a twitter ( manitoba? I should change my name to "Downvote_Explainer." Oh my Never knew this existed I knew Tom Brady was white, but holy shit... When women don't tell another woman that she has her fly undone/lipstick on her teeth/crooked eyeliner or whatever... I've lost count of the times I've told a stranger her shirt was inside out or what-not only to have them say they've been walking around for hours like that Nor is that my quote. Have done what before damn that Ekali bootleg though with some good bass Dat expiry date doe... I've been using poison arrows wrong this whole time I usually just bath and eat ice-cream, at the same time Appreciated the pics but damn that red background is horrifying. Disembodied ass floating in a sea of red... The Lag is real. Same code as DS2 adhd medicine calms you and reduces fidgeting though I have -2 capacity on my Ignis. BR That was insane! I was entranced the whole way through! I get your point, but it'd be interesting to hear from someone inside the church, how it actually all happens The colors man Wow! No shit.... I didn't know you were on Reddit Yeah, haha. It's meant to be a combination of "Noobs" and the emoticon That's crazy. Trading arcanas via Steam requires an email confirmation, but gifting is instant. WUT? I see what you did there Its like a horror movie. You don't want it to happen but you are powerless to stop it i still haven't noticed it Now that's a song I haven't heard in a very, very long time. Well you better buy that guy dinner unless you want him spreading that info around It started happening to me when I was 12. Fucking 12. O_O. I was 13 and waiting at a bus stop after school and an older guy, like 50, sat down next to me and started talking to me. I'm a friendly person so I talked back. Then he put his hand on my thigh and started moving towards my crotch while talking normally. I just froze. The ponies have invaded. IT HAS BEGUN I tried chkdsk and it says that the type of file system is raw... I totally did NOT make Kyle sick by shaking his hand before the guys made off with my Minecraft sword True. I've met someone from an old CSS clan that I was a part of at an amusement park and that was pretty weird > Mages are ok. Bruisers are also acceptable, as long as theyre not over the top powerful I'm surprised nobody mentioned Tyria's super hero That's ginger's outfit I didn't even know you could attack the web to help your team mates. I should start doing that. I have to say when she said something like "oh i wish it did something else tho" and it started moving around more it seemed like it knew it was being watched lol > Jitna apka rent hai, itni logo ki salary hai india me How did you get these bitcoins? This is trippy as hell Kirito is Kirita now? So now all these strange feelings make sense? Newspaper? No the real question is, Is Greninja real !? Lmao... I agree... I have more hours in Destiny than I would like to admit. A ton..ton..TON of hours. And then better stuff came out, like Bloodborne, and now I have no reason to go back, ESPECIALLY since the new Destiny expansion doesn't have a new raid Is he even human? Or is he a unibrowed alien? I think the ! at the end is actually part of the Url, but for some reason it didn't include it Shit looks like Kha's evolved W... You're on thin ice, bub... choose your next words very, *very* carefully... Did u guys lower the speed of Sabot shells ? It feels slower compaire to retail version. And AN-94 red dot is going off the cender if you aim down at your feets Since when did Scifi game guns have any relation to reality? I read this comment and when I looked back at my game of MC, Eric Gordon was my matchup... Awesome comic yet again! And good Lord how amazing your art is My mom told me Alesse had a callback recently? ... wait wut? I've been here for nearly a full year dood, and played Global even longer. Unless it has been changed, the horodric hamburger and the spectrum are only dropped at whimsyshire not whimsydale. Although with my experience they don't drop at whimsyshire either... I have been farming that place so much ive dreamed about killing teddy bears and unicorns and still havent gotten that damn elusive sword But...but...without fps counter you can not be sure if there is a reason to panic or not! I can't play many games without fps counter Or is it a clever ploy to make u think so? What if they make another thing like undead nightmare this would be pretty damn powerful Soooo, I already called JLo's melt-down if he doesn't podium today. He showed signs of it after QP.. Well, I did kinda base it on the actual Servant summoning ritual (for reasons I have forgotten), so... Kuda. Probably like a delicious chocolate bar with either malt balls or rice crispies in them because, those abs Between australian internet and possible XBL/destiny issues it literally could be anything. The fluxes in your speed shouldn't affect your NAT type as far as I'm aware I hate that I'm about to crash. Would love to compare notes on Shoegaze sometime. You might be the only other fan I've met. Man, seems like a lot of folks in here missed the entire point of Great Expectations. Ah, that look of utter confusion/betrayal. Reminds me of my first day of pre-school when my mom disappeared Damn! oh my god lol i think im in love with you lol You really think mouse traps would work? Oh my... I started cracking up I don't know why. If there is an option to disable it. I have like 5 past brony usernames that i regret ever using I wish I could see the deleted posts. Person didn't ask for money in the op and people just said, here lemme give you some Self awareness combined with a sense of duty. What if they know they're in a game but are obligated not to shatter the fourth wall? Neurodyne has posted some new art on his FA Account. Dem milky boobs! ( I... I didn't know you're this cute... ( Scratch that last number. I just landed a hit for 1725... Irisviels Octopus soup though ( It was tagged with the post initially, not anymore ....Martin Luther King day. Wha- But I thought arcane, fire, and bolt didn't *work* on a rifle spear. it just keeps on going ...maybe they were all deleted My god, they are lookin good I just got ranked LEM from LE in a total of 3 wins after getting LE Took me a while to see when the loop happens. But now i think that the left one is a robot oooh. Huh, that's odd. Hm, that's actually a good idea, but I'd have to wait at least 10 years and I'm already sick of the whole thing, I wouldn't want to carry them around for another decade what is hon.. still pretty new, around 5 years, I think? I remember my first yaoi is a manhwa called Deep Night and Minami Haruka-sensei's earlier works. after that I kinda met a kindred soul in uni and she shared a good 40gbs ish yaoi stash and it kinda escalated from there if you don't mind me asking, what do you do? like i don't understand how you have so much free time, over 6900 wins, that's like 12000 games played at least, and you've been playing a year less than me Why is this downvoted into the abyss Fuck I would clench so hard from that my ass would create a singularity Exploring Area 51 Wut. I'm just some random teenager on the internet who's actually bothered to learn what the word freedom means, if there's any word to define me it's 'independent'. I actually agree with you on the whole police state and parasitic taxes and stuff. God bless you though Well you must be flush with cash, 3 straps?! Stake Driver seems like such a cool weapon to me but I worry that it's outclassed by other quality weapons. However, your video shows it's fairly viable despite its short range. And that charged R2 WTF was that? The last wiiu group isnt 250keys more than skin + stickers together? I've got one now such space.... What kind of dildos have you seen? 99 in 6, 99 in 4 I don't know what irritates me more...the gif or ur username How the hell did that transformation happen? O_O^^O_O^^O_O^^O_O^^ That is magnificent Went private Mine does. It says to position it at armpit level and its always moved around when I come to take him out of the seat. He isn't possessed by the devil, is he? .... Fuck I don't even know how I'd react to something like that Danggg sonnnn wtf did i miss Wow. Dude. Wow. I kind of am too. are you saying "Valley" as in "Imperial Valley" ??? ... it's a 'trap' Nice defense Boston i wonder how many nalcs would bring Wait... R'hllor in the House of B&W? 2spooku4me NSFL I know one of them was taught they they shouldn't even kiss before they met the person they would marry That Framerate tho That death by kitty M4.... 4 on 4 I might just follow this. But I guess I'll level my weapon master still but when it comes to gearing to the teeth, I really prefer my chaos knight. So much fun I am from Germany, never saw any nationalistic group using the Prussain flag though James Jones your name is close to mine JAMES JONES Didn't even know dat shit existed LOL i managed to grab a black knight greataxe pretty early. Easiest fckin playthrough of my life .... i feel like black knight weapons give you false sense of security. You feel like "im the best god damn dark souls player in existence" , then you try another weapon and its just Damn, that's one way of putting it... Gragas is top tier how can you even think that wait what the fuck happened?? i went to the bathroom when it was 2-0 VP and it was paused??? why the fuck is it 3-1 fnatic I think I'll opt for the paw licking technique, or exhaling sharply to page forward. Wait, how am I typing this out? Wow, he did infact win over 50 prices for his work Oh dear god I'm a dude. Did you think I was a lesbian :s *totally awkward* I stopped dating Asian girls around the same time I got into kpop...ironically?* I hope this happens just because of yasopps scaling cliffs would be so fakking cool I think when I got MW3 I was at 17 days played in MW2, and I got it maybe a year before MW3 dropped. Yeah, high school was easy. I had a friend who had 57 days played or so by the time MW3 came out. That middle plate As in...context? 60. I played 10 hours every day so far. Was it anal? How close did you get to it wow I guess the roles really have reversed. C9 is now TSM's bitch. Now I've heard people saying three months. reverse harem? Is it backwar- huh, it isn't. i tried it just now, damn its a fast killer trippy boobies? more like a trippy body. Ok so... I seemed to have fixed it for now but I'm not really sure 'how' this fixed my issue, if ya follow me. This.. KAMI-SAMA! Please enlighten this commoner on which units you used on your team to survive the toughest rc5.. I know right A fucking dab bar? Holy freaking cow! Your voice sounds so sexy!!! ( Really? I had never heard of this game before. How I read this: Sane Sane Sane Sane.... All dem onyx's. Trust me I am keeping an eye on it after all the issues we have had with it. we all might be Where's the cup of piss? All I see is a cup of tea? Wait is that black thing.... Strawberry overture and Lateralis 20/80 3mg please! Thanks for the giveaway! Btw, the glass to plastic bottles and bigger size is probably a good move, the juice doesn't stay in the bottles long enough to scare me about chemicals anyway owaaah so scary So, Muslim and Jew are banned, but Christian isn't? Now that's a damn good deal. A god pack for 30 bucks, 2 skins, and 400 gems. ... School Rumble sounds so familiar to me thats incredible actually Holy fuck...Silfvy does look like a Swedish Draco. why would you destroy them So who are the homeless that are choosing to be homeless I'll do it hahaha! No seriously get these away from me Like how the hell people perfected pulling espresso shots i dont understand. Holy shit I checked apotheosis007 on smitestuff. That's probably a smurf account If only Either were biased, arggghhh, Either.RightProjection, we hates it I do the same although If I need to shoot while driving a car, it is not viable option I've got a few, but why on earth would I tell you what my throwaway account is? What? Funny vid, but he can't seriously say Radiohead aren't experimental I have absolutely no idea where to begin doing something like that What in the world is the Nofan CR-95C So ill have better fps if its on bigger settings WTH? People pay 30 Mil for a carry? This is awesome. Too bad it is three times the price in the Netherlands married at 22? I ordered from GMG and only received the early access code as well. I think the pre-order code is only for pre-orders done at stores for physical copies, but I don't really see the reason to have 2 different codes Wait, I just read that first one again. So you're saying that he forgot he didn't forget? My mum is an absolute hoarder, and never wants to throw anything away. Toys that I played with when I was three? Nah, maybe a little kid will come to our house and want to play with these dusty toys that are over a decade old. I always bagged her for it, but I'm almost as bad This... might actually be watchable ' Did you tag her with an rfid? bumpy silicone mat for treadmill to increase the buttocks load... i would totally think this guy is scripting if this happened in solo queue Hes dating girls underage? holy cow Double dorans does the trick for me, because farming is so damn easy on Vel. Getting blue helps with trading and getting kills, but more and more junglers seem inclined to take the 2nd and 3rd blue as well At first I was like, "Wow, this invention is actually pretty cool." And then I saw the comment As a DPS whenever the boss is that close to dying I ignore the adds and burn the boss no matter what bwaha Unless its either SRS or SRD who are seemingly allowed to do whatever the fuck they want What now.. *Kyonki Sasur Bhi Kabhi Tharki Tha* ?? 6 playsets? Weirdly, I'd so watch this Huh, TIL. Thats absolutely not what we were taught in my high school days, but I suppose that just means our teacher was full of shit Somebody hold me! Im feeling "things" Went on the Blizzard Page, counted 35 heroes. Feels a bit weird, when Dota Has 110+ Is... Is that an actual mini-figure? It's not a tiny version of it...? WTF ... Stats! Nice For the love of god, how did they program that game?! I turned off vsync from the nVidia control panel and it's visibly still on in the game, what dark magic are they using to cause the slow gameplay? ???? why? he didn't do anything sketchy Damn.......... just........ damn. .. has it started ? Yeah dont worry. I intentionally didn't make any links to said twitter account, as the post would have been burned I wanna see how this works Wow, I always see Muslim women in burqas with AK-47's. Interesting to see what I guess can be considered the Christian-American equivalent. Beware the false sheppard Booker DeWitt Realised what it is since 1st second, then watched it whole. Why did I watch this LOL....I can't ever be satisfied with one thing - I have pictures in my brain of what I want something to look like, and then I just surf around craft modalities until I find the one that fits. Down side: my pile of craft supplies makes my husband want his and hers houses. Can it be considered witch hunt? He's not pushing a motive outwards, he's actually to retrieve info instead. Oh wow! That cover looks badass! I have never heard of Cacophony before ... It wouldn't be shaming...if it didn't...have...names. maybe we are the cardboard cutouts. That's why I stated make it an option, I accommodated both sides Dude.... log kya kahenge The zoa in the upper right corner. Jesus fucking Christ, some people are just assholes. That part hurt like hell for me. Nobody should have to go through the experience of a finger-width tube being pulled out through their chest You can do 9.5 psi, last I checked. And it's also pretty damned fast, considering you're also getting the added benefit of increased compression and lower gear rations in your tranny and diff. Faster then a stock, original TT, and faster then a 370z Oh my god I never knew that's what it really meant I think the Queen was the creepiest. She stabs herself to attack you... and if you look closely, she'll stab her hand with her tiny knife halfway through the fight, and as she takes it out her blood becomes a bigger blade. CREEPY AS FUCK. Plus. She's pregnant. I love it Oh wow... for me they show up as crackers That doesn't mean the average german is happy about the romani genocide wtf Well look at that.. it's a giant cock. wasn't blood Behind her back, man... Cell phone for a teenager, because their parents would literally be on their ass about being glued to their phones. I always thought the ring was part of the hilt, even in the sealed state. But I could be wrong. ....... Ok, I got all 719!! Yay. You simply get a title for it. Now I'm off collecting the alternate forms :P Still got 862 PokeDiamonds left (Yes, I had to spend 23 Diamonds for those last 5 Pokemons :O). It's quite odd, you are not able to reach level 80... there is one Pokemon missing for that to happen Yayyy ... wait, what? Better to be a lizard than a... hull... tanker? America tastes like syrup and ketchup Good lord, Tier V Takao would wreck every ship, DD to BB, up until about Tier VIII or IX That doesn't make sense. Why would I move to a place where somewhat obscure legal jargon is no longer common knowledge? Explain I don't think I've ever wanted to be a slug so badly Looks like coffee OMG!!!! this is the highest self picked bullshit by i think double the next highest People think that because reflexive pronouns are longer words, that somehow makes them "formal" Romance is more a matter of who you're with. Trust me, I've been to Paris with my family; it was anything but :P although I did learn that French men had no qualms about hitting on you even if you're just barely 18 and your dad's literally standing right next to you I'm so glad you got it! I'm such a huge fan of that show and started referring to those moments as "Scrubs moments" or "pulling a JD" after one too many visions of babysnatching while out in public. ...so that's how Rose died So.....a step to the left??? I was just gonna ask about that! And gosh, all your pets are so gorgeous! Most people I know glitch it, and then we play all week Holy shit! TIL.... I seriously use that term all the time, and just now realized what its referring to Then they shouldn't try attacking our radio stations again and there is nothing to worry about Yeah but the money is made on software sales, I can't be the only one with over 60 xb1 games How can you be so sure its DB? My god, thanks, it was so simple the problem "Your mom died." - ahhh, jeez! Not this shit again... I was waiting for the alien facehugger to leap out Right? I wonder if they are going to limit the upgrade path for them like the connie. I saw they aren't going to limit hulls, but what about limiting upgrades? Yeah that sounds much safer ... feel like I have to continue with this conversation, just not sure how wait... no ears? Hahaha no I want ever hero to be a 6 slotted Tiny Dat ass!! I just got that..... upvote this guy Is that a Frisbee? Waaaat? We just keep coming up with new and more creative ways to be terrible creatures, don't we? Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude he has a tail ...I have no words. Where the fuck is your bank?! In high school currently, and I have to get up at 4:30. So 10 hours of sleep seems like a fairy tale. Oh gosh Elise EE would be super duper mega cute What does 322 mean I gotta read through the rules or whatever if I can find them and find the rules on that shit. I'd assume its cool cuz the PPV is out, But i wanna make sure. You got us Woahhh 2016 babies are coming! That means I'm 4 months pregnant if you consider average game lets say 25 rounds long, they played 88/25 = 3.5 matches If my college did that they'd probably have to discipline about half the students here > Wish me luck Sa sobrang init, nararamadaman mo na yung pakiramdam ng siomai na iniisteam... I haven't checked my "plan to watch" list in a while. 153 entries CLARISSA'S IN THE CITY OF SARN! : Damn, I posted this three months ago! Time freakin flies. This was amazing **(** *** I was actually going to edit this and say I would also be interested in a 226 Russian roulette pie machine?! My first impression would be: Why is tampon banned? I am so glad I haven't used any of the gold seeds I got from visiting other peoples farms. I got a half start gold seed and I was like they were cross platform? huh...learn something new every day 10 seconds Where do I sign up to get a u/therealgj BJ? Or has it succeeded through the power of reverse psychology? In soviet Russia there was "short" (10 min) class break and "long" (15 min) class break. So a class and a break together were about 1 hour long. These days long class breaks in some schools could be up to 30 min (lunch breaks). I'm reading this comments section and my face is like I have a pretty much BNIB Evike Chrono that I would trade dude they are doing the 3 stars of the game If you'll excuse me, I think I'll go to the bathroom (to further world peace of course!) thats absolutely gorgeous! Everyone has been. I think the only one I haven't gotten made at is Stoner. Anything from my last ad spark your interest? I also have a couple mag pouches and misc pouches I would sell wow I actually like the song .. its pretty fun :D .didn't really expect the trot but i think she pulled it off pretty well. She sings really well It wasn't on Mythic That breaks subreddit rules. I didn't read this from another thread though O_O I'm always watching you dead, I know you didn't go through with it. ...Odd. I have no idea how that happened. Apparently? Now I'm confused. Thanks, gonna sign up now! Oh god more pages to F5... Uh, whoa. That sent 4 times Best bet to confirm would be contacting EA help.ea.com I highly doubt it's from that! Haha, I posted the link for source. I have no idea who or what Wiki bot is... [5] So I just pictured this as you being the kid with a broken arm at the summer pool pool parties. Everyone else is enjoying them selfs swimming while you are not allowed to swim so you sit under the umbrella and have to go get the ball when they knock it out of the pool (stupid Sam) because Hey your legs arnt broken. I freaking smelled a charcoal grill and the pool chlorine Wow, that read like the Lorem Ipsum of excuses. ITT I see quite alot of comments receiving reddit gold. wow What's the address? Happy cake day! I did too! A few minutes ago. I just figured out I missed several chapters... Looks like a tiny screw Does anyone else think that cat has people hands? hopefully i get out, currently i've won 12 of past 13 games and im at 96 LP. fuck this elo system Bored ヘ（。□°）ヘ, bored ⁀⊙﹏☉⁀, bored (｡☉౪ ⊙｡), bored (⑅∫°ਊ°)∫, bored (╬☉д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ, bored (⑅ 「 .....that arrow.....I'm speechless. Where?! You played dreadhalls for over an hour? OH LAWD HAV MERCY Well, if THAT's not just a creep-filled creep cake with stalker frosting. Sry to tell you the sad news dude but. MAHVEL IS DED...**AND IT WAS KILLED BY MARVEL** Damn How does he remember things then? ..... What? Wow, really?! My TK orders took like, 12 days to arrive standby time included. Got like 70 games downloaded and only play smite -_- a ftp Yeah, it is This scared the shit out of me Where do you go where a single night in a bar costs you 200 dollars? yeah. half asleep I...damn. *Where* in VA? Cause, now I'm nervous. 29 wins 1 loss with urgot..... probably true... so... Kitty will switch sides? it's a missplay by Nami, not ur "big play" Waaaaat? even more mobile? I've always wondered, but how do you avoid not looking like you're not wearing a bra? The nipples are still apparent, and I can definitely tell when someone's not wearing a bra cuz nipples. How did you get that done so quickly? Sent an offer for the Dark Water, those stickers But hazed played in their recent matches. Also, his twitter and steam name are CLGhazed My Englishness has become erect TV Spot #21 Put two 128GB micro SD cards in there and you have 320GB on a phone Well, the people in Munich probably payed for it so they got that going for them I have no idea what is going on. um okay, i'm not attacking haeryung or anyone who likes the pictures, so i'm not sure why you're being defensive. I don't know the way i can't get fed as evelynn mid If it's just a standard edit made to a book... why are they publishing it? Ahh, but we still know that simple games like Go really uppercut computers still because the number of permutations is something that humans don't mind wading through and ignoring, but computers please stahp No.... just get some buddies and try mixing it up by using a Defender, Sunsinger and Gunslinger.... I never said everyone should just go carelessly solo the whole thing, so calm your salty tits (( My fridge has ventilation to spread the cool air within. ;) Apart from that you sound like you treat heat like a disease. It "infects" the surrounding food which then goes bad insanely fast. Almost a month's work for 240 pounds? I thought that when my hardcore gamer friend and I linked our Xbones that we'd be churning out the achievement points. Well he has a kid and my wife and I spend a lot of time watching shows together. I have yet to play more than a few minutes of Lords of the Fallen, AC: Unity, Tetris Ultimate, Evolve, MCC, and any other game he purchased recently. And with all these games, I'm sinking my precious few gaming hours into Neverwinter which is free... On my main I have around 20k legiones total (pre counter too) with around 60 bows made, are you sure that's accurate? Wait, this is really bothering me. Your friend... ascended? "PS : Why the f*** do you have 4 awakened Rinas ? And loved by Dany already... Sure thing! You should server hop! We're gathering a bunch of people for a new FC that will blow the sheathing/unsheathing pants off of everyone How would they walk tho? Good for you! I miss hammocks... My local NWR is also magical. One houses most of our dwindling black bear population, and researchers make these "traps" out in the endless blackberry fields- it's 4 posts with barbed wire around the top and tampons soaked in berry juice Very nice! I'm actually in the market for upgrading to a wineador, tower, or something of the sort myself soon....My current tuppedor is literally at the brink with two more boxes on the way what makes you think he only has 4.9m? Maybe he has more in the ge/Bank This is what I get for skimming posts. I thought OP was asking for one single spell package, didn't realize anybody would ask for literally a single spell but then that won't make my team mono ardor though A guy friend sent me a dick pic in the middle of the night (im also a guy). Im assuming he was drunk and meant to send it to some girl... but the message that accompanied it disturbed me... said something along the lines of "I want you to blow your load on this hard dick". Even some places have the 100w sold out perpetually. Did they ever fix the inaccurate wattage thing? I've seen some stuff about a mythical 150w Plus and a "new" 150 with a gun mental grey center button. What's up with these? You don't make it sound mutual. Sounds more like you're using her. It's just a goal. I'm not actually sure why because I don't even like omelettes. Speaking of which, male gogoats can use Milk Drink I'm from Turkey but my main acc was on EUW a while ago.After like 40-50 ranked games on EUW i decided to stop playing on my EUW account because the server was just too toxic for me and started playing on my TR acc.How do you deal with the toxicity of EUW ? I think I just found a tick buried in the side of my head..... 56k?! Judging from this thread it seems like everybody is proliferating shocks and freeze, but proliferating burn isn't much of a thing.. something feels off to me Wait there is porn on reddit???? WHERE DO I GET THE PJS? Whoa 50% ...Superman? didn't know nidalee can transform into a vladimir after someone left the lobby the more surprsing it's one who said bellona nerf incoming because serqet skin If this is gold, at least i know not to chase a singed in silver ( Is that a spider with more spiders inside of it? That is terrifying! I'm not usually scared of spiders, but I'm gonna be seeing that in my sleep for a while There's a last level?! wtf, i saw this exact same guy the day after launch There are crocodiles? I got the Wonder Milk off ebay and the manufacture date is in 2014. Not sure if that's bad or not. Cool giveaway ;D Hungry for the gems I like how the lady is like C'est sérieux ce titre ? You were already downvoted to 0. HAHAHA What does Ricky Clean Who the fuck is DHMR? I guess they will wait till the fiddle skin is ready and release them all at once ? Kinda waiting for those skins though By god that's good I'm sorry I came to watch football not murder The sub imitates life....or does life imitate the sub... Or is it a catfish on your leeches?? That was SICK LAST CHARACTER? Last season Tucker told Nade to hang himself, and he left Wait, you wait for her to start her period before doing it? OLD JOKE アアアアアアアアアアアア、、( And it exploded? I don't know whether to be insulted or grateful you sent me a children's explanation :P Because it's really damn informative Big words. Thanks for the info, when I bought the cake I didn't realize how big it was. Wow, really? Do you think they need a chiropractor after all the bending around logic they do? It must be such a life to really not give a shit, in any way, about their future, or what they're getting into. Can not agree more, I don't get people who are legitimately concerned about what Edward Snowden revealed, but what I don't get more is the people who were surprised There are other cars? How exactly do you know this? Ouch, thanks for the info. I didn't know that picking up Bärlauch could have lethal consequences I really thought we were passed confirming this Last I checked im rank 40 I don't remember SYRIZIA beeing in power for years Why the hell are you downvoted ? huhhh torpedo? sooo confused..... It's funny because im applying to universities and id probably be more hyped about this key than an acceptance letter u wot m8 O wow. Yup.. A bunch of my BAD MG friends are now DMG..... I guess that includes me.. like what????? Submerging.... or...... EMERGING?!?! Think about it. ( ** Simpla I feel like every time I'm thinking something, your reply to mine is what I was thinking. How long have you been playing PAD EH??? File closure? The hell? It's a thing since when? Holy shit that is an amazing bayo so many arcane golems Holy shit... please tell me that is a joke What would it look like if you used her LW on top of that I like your spiel on cats. Nobody fucks with black cat. Communists? whoa. thats bad ASS! This is some serious curly magic. Oops. echo works with stuff like mines now? yea but if you could would you be inside out? orrr like idk!!! paradox Wait really wut What sort of porn I've watched Apparently mine's rather large. Only person I've ever gotten naked around was like Oh my gosh, this is like something out of a dream. How could mormons be so very nice to somebody quitting?! same issue Never seen it before hobo with a shotgun.... I'm not sure you have any experience with raids I still hear people say this. You guys fucking hate this post, don't you? ...I just like the crayon. But he's so pretty It is for the shits and giggles yo. That's all Kog works wonders for shredding them, but dont let them get in your face I never really thought about it that way Three thousand? It's just like 200, unless I'm doing something horribly wrong? Pretty sure that's about as good of a charm you can get for a GS set. I also noticed that you fed it with a couple of slimming pills.... he is not weak at all Looks like the kid beside him is wearing the same shirt under his canucks jersey... Congrats! Wait... I joined before you How? Blonde chicks? Yeah, it's weird. I know some of the young actresses posted there personally, and it's kinda creepy knowing that there's a group of people dedicated to posting about them (I've seen a lot of daily posters frequent there), probably with weird unsavory thoughts... Where the hell is that from? Who made that equation? When I first read this I thought it was going to be a foxy is a good guy kind of theory.. I'll join you, but I found it on page 4 of /r/all Your up is higher than your down Interesting view! Very. But why do you think leukocyte would fight antibiotics? That last thing doesn't make sense for me. Excellent! why the hit on business? Jesus Christ man I do like this PBE but I look forward to some slight changes to adcs like Vayne and Twitch. While these nerfs give them a bit of room to breathe, they're still not great... you'd think Vayne would be pretty good nowadays, but no meta is treatin her right Not yet but that's given me a lot to think about And what makes you assume that he doesn't already know that and he's buying gold out of convenience? Cool vid WRECK, but srsly dat music loop though 4-5 times Blinker Fluid? What? MSPP. I will get it. Some day. So they can't eat anything but humans? float value above 1 ? ... was that doge dickbutt at the end? ouch! thats a lot for 1 only... A 20 year old car would be from 95. Mhmm yes It's right there in the Specs list. Had to check the username to make sure that wasn't my wife It doesn't matter if a vaccine has mercury or not? Okay, so I rarely talk about my personal life, but I need to know whether I'm being a dick or not. My gf texted me at 4:40pm yesterday some pretty suggestive things. I was working and didn't see them until 5:01pm. I texted back quickly " wait...so grandmas are more popular than girls in their 20's?! The mods here have never stickied a post before, not even FAQ or important info... Are you in my English class With Clever Impersonator, Fated Infatuation, and Artisan of Forms, he could have 16! Now compare how similar Gore is to Gogmazios....That may throw you for a loop It's every day, every morning and yesterday in the evening too. One I heard last night literally just said "Good evening" and the woman's name. It's not particularly bothersom, but it's pretty strange. It wouldn't sway my vote just because you drove around telling me you name thanks, thats what the photo said but it doesnt look like her Hold on... I thought those tissue packets were complimentary packs left for you to take and use. I don't have a coop... So "all the faith in the world" means "not enough faith at all." Got it. Huh … I didn't even know that Hahaha! At the show... I hope. I know who you are. What? idk m8, they just pierce into my soul To be fair though, they lost to the eventual runner up of the playoffs who's botlane absolutely destroyed the gambit botlane. Also that shaco game The Why should I respond to you leaving immediately when you couldn't respond to two lengthy texts that I sent you with anything other than How have you been a redditor for 3 years and not know how to reply in-line? Would that be best achieved by dropping those rolls all at once in a big pile? Or should the sheets be rolled out and placed in there that way? Man I'm thinking way too much into this OH GROSS haven't watched any of those shows yet Thanks... I didn't need that second donut anyways. He didn't have to respond at work. I am very understanding of that. I really don't think Now I'm cranky In what quest is a cow a boss?? If the phone case is the condom, then how on earth would the phone get pregnant? That looks... painful. You guys are the greatest! If I win I would like to give you all a share as a thank you :) As Ive come back to neo after a huge break (by huge im talking 10 years nearly This is awesome. Just a little too awesome for my budget! Hahaa yes I speak french no worries! holy shit though that's terrifying Erza has stated in the past that she ate like 40 cakes a day or something. So it is not surprising that she eats that much food in a few days More what...? Can't wait for the one to open in Scott's Addition. I lived in Germany for about six months last year and always shopped for groceries at Aldi. Also, those eyes The camera even gets blurry... Uhmmm.. Rose? What are you planning! Is this... even legal? Definitely wanted to ask about the scrapped album... BTS songs floating out there in the world that we'll supposedly never hear. Especially when the site refuses to tell you exactly what the requirements are. Me too. Really i might start watching it then I was feeling tired, not well, and rushed at the time of the text. I don't feel I was given a chance to even tell my side of the story. She just dismisses everything as excuses when I am simply stating the truth of what actually happened. I do understand why she was hurt. She doesn't often talk that way. I even mentioned it was just bad timing. I was working and trying to get out of work and get to pick up my kids. It really was just bad timing. I wasn't feeling well at all. I still responded in my way " Now imagine if we could reach SSJ god and stack Kaioken. Now what if you did an Idris at that scale? Shouldnt services like iTunes or Amazon Prime have them available when they air on TV? At least thats how it works in Germany, might be different in other countries though Does it still work? I first read "need advice on sending a baby *as* a gift to Chile" & I was like 9-5 ? As a fellow 5'5" guy, You look a lot taller! There's a magazine? wait, until now she just playing game with xiao yao right? how can he change her fate? HE'S CARRYING TWO... TWO.. TWOOOO ROCKET LAUNCHERS I once was balanced three times within as many minutes by one of these plug-ins...to the same team *mindblown* pic or it didnt happend so what makes it taseteful in your opinion? not seeing a nipple? DOES THAT EXIST I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW Because I don't think KDA and gold earned are accurate reflections of mechanics? A SLIME ...well, shit, it is. ...well, shit, it is. ...well, shit, it is. ...well, shit, it is. ...well, shit, it is. ...well, shit, it is. ...well, shit, it is. Cleanliness is next to holiness or something, right? I don't recommend using your phone in the shower unless it's waterproof. Daym Oreimo again is it really that good lots of people are drooling about it its making me think of watching it WTF A CAVE e_e... Did the old man smear poop on his penis? Oh wow, who knew this random redditor was TotalBiscuit! Which part? I don't understand how my comment violated any rules its really selling for that low model wise they aren't the same nope never went there. I value my sanity a bit to much to go to 4chan. I don't really want to stare into the chesspit that is 4chan >I texted back quickly " Someone submitted it yesterday. I found out after submitting it to the subreddit. The mod username looks similar to yours Sightmarks trip me out I wonder what the first MW laser will look like Imagine all those CIB games that they will throw out the boxes to make room. That's actually kind of horrifying Did you apply as well? 2-day eye lerned I'm so terrified that I might accidentally zap my water Lutari. My girlfriend is extremely adamant that she is *not* a Catholic. She's a protestant (I don't know the difference I.. upvoted that same gif, a year ago Wow. I'm hoping for Tampa because Tyler Johnson is from my hometown. My SO loves the Red Wings. It's a nightmare when both our teams play each other! Enter, and your mind will explode He did respond but only with I feel like all of r/calcio is in here downvoting anyone that says anything negative about Juventus Suddenly my PhD in Spanish sounds like a piece of cake.... Thanks for that My God, you have the same face. Where is it going to snow tonight? it's like broadcast snow... what are you... those biceps Oh my word. Are you serious or kidding? Dad jokes are genetic. Dude, as a first time dad to be, I am looking forward to every experience like this. Not the underwear, but the Duck and Cat Food lol. Although, This is something that scares me to no end. ...it's never going to end....never Wait, Peach SMB was discontinued? I'm gonna be blunt- your family is insane. Ridiculously gigantic devices? My 18650 power mod is smaller than my wallet No way i'm giving you a hint next time! No one really knows a killer thinks... unless you are one... Sorry but what the fuck am I looking at This post should be pinned At first sight, I honestly thought it was a call of duty trailer or something I would like flair. Where can I get flair? 17% upvoted Full glass carboy on bare concrete.... What was the reply? A guy? Seems like Lion tried to cosplay Ganon e_e... They make me feel horny. That's fucking psychotic Well, hello gorgeous. I'm the 1st level of tier 1 (I wouldn't know the proper term honestly) I was testing out the new bags and only one really stood out to me. I literally just left a game where my teammate went 0/17/0.... Shouldn't this be in "Tracking-JPN"? lol wtf. Did they not realize something was up when they had to provide ID? Try redownloading content, hope that works. Actually, just remembered that my Selena didn't have that Angel Idol buff and caused me to lose my winning streak in Arena, so it does affect My TBM dad with a PHD from a non-mormon university thinks this way. He's so incredibly smart, but so incredibly naive as well. It worked. Don't know what you others are talking about How? Oh me too. I drive all over south louisiana and dip into Mississippi for work. I've seen some shit. yeah only vulcan seems good wukong look poorly done, anhur is meh and chaac is so out placed what are the odds a woman having muscles like that Holy crap dat emot This one as well. That would explain why /u/pressiah is being so quiet, because we haven't reached the point in time where the person who made the account has gone back to make it yet... really? Really? I tried writing on wattpad - it was a sci-fi/romantic stuff and my story stats were miserable. hahaha. most readers on wattpad do prefer sappy cheesy romance. Yikes "repay" for what? it's free to play game lol *Blackout* drunk at *15*? "HPV infection is also associated with the development of cancers in men including penile and anal" and now its over %70, 500 a month holy shit Is that your real phone number?? wtf i dont get this anime Creepypastas and broccolis I couldn't even do that is his video games! for some reason, it just occurred to me, that I will have a much better chance at jiggs if i go to a target in the middle of no where 45th?!?! Dang, that efficiency. time investment? Is it an evil loophole you're getting yourself into Wow! You looked not a day less than 45 in your first pic OOC: Wtf did I just watch. I know of a agent here who had that happen to her a couple of time. Well not the unable to do anything, because she would exit the game and kill the app then relaunch it. But we are in Hawai'i, and one time we were going to go around just hacking a bunch of stuff and when she launched Ingress, it dropped her in Arizona. I was looking at her phone like Your comment was removed. Er, butt grabber? Whoa. I have a Carbo Loader I seriously hope that you did not mean that literally Johnny Quest had one episode that really scared the shit out of me as a little kid to the point where I still have nightmares about it. I forget the details, but there was a scene where a couple guys get trapped in a closet with spikes all over the walls and the walls start to slowly come together FK is that a MANGA FOR CHARLOTTE I was looking for my Rosetta today and I think I sold her on accident ^ holy shit @ nerve damage. hahaha no lmao I didn't know eufe was dragonslayer Incarnation ¯_\__( I am not able to click anything the dark unit looks badass Nu le zi "Da"... din asta isi trag puterea but how did melisandre know that jon snow knows nothing? You posted this 2 minutes after the chapter came out. Do you already have a Grimmjow celebration post prepared? Yeah, have somewhat similar experience. After some... Disagreement or other, he googled my user name, found a deviantart page that hared it and sent me a rather confusing PM that was apparently supposed to be a parody of something he had found on that DA account. Apparently the fact that the account had something related to Team Curse was enough to conclusively prove to him that it was my account ow and the butterfly max blue i checked yesterday and found out that realisticaly it goes for 130/160 keys So cool. I love seeing this. She was pretty before but wow. I wanted to get a nose job but during my consultation the doctor told me that the space between my upper lip and nose is too small. They would have to cut that tissue underneath my upper lip because the surgery would pull back my lip so much that I would not be able to close my lips together Wut, how did they even do that on the first place? Little girl "That was eas... Lol what.. Oh man. I thought my FH summons were bad, but at least they were DIFFERENT UNITS OF BAD. I think I would have just turned off my phone if I got that Is this like a fictional country or a real country Do... Do you think thin women can see their vaginas without a mirror? Hes been like that all season though. Its not much of a change of heart imo, its just that he finally gets some more screentime to help establish his characater The writers would screw that up as well, Im sure. It's the nature of relationship drama. Id personally just like Laurel to not date anyone so that she can continue to be a great character Isn't there something about hitting the bottle with paddle made from horses hair as well..? Yup that'll do it That looks, on one hand, really cool, and on the other, really ugly How the fuck do you do this? Nearly everyone in my cinema let out a collective " Ahhh no worries! xD I was like WOW so many tomatoes! Good god, OP, enough with the evil. It's not hard to tell who's the evil twin. I'm more concerned with the fact that the person's using a Powerbook G4 in 2015 I believe this was said in 2013. And going into a release in 2016 is definitely years What.The.Fuck. And that is an actual film played by real people some of whom are dead now? Fart Man, Fart Machine ??? I also don't understand how any single person desserves more or less to live somewhere just because of the place they were born? That doesn't mean you desserve anything Both names are lovely, but Souverain is especially regal. Am with you on the deciding. I can't decide which of my pets to morph Oh shit, they got to him! give him the number man Thankfully my girlfriend didn't turn out to be a religious nut Why is my cake day in finals week? 30 years of that, and I still think about it I think people definitely regret him being put in. (. _ .) shit ( You'd be staring too, if your father just slapped someone in the middle of a coffee bar. I think i've freaked my self out and maybe dreamed something that I saw 3v3v3 for PoE and caught a glimpse of a 0/9 matchmaking section on the twitch last night, which I now realise is absolutely absurd! I've slept since watching the stream really late last night and may have dreamt half of the stuff! haha Crap just did... Yeah, but... you wouldn't know, would you? lovely! thanks. so my choice of Xerneas over Yveltal is a bit better huh. >_< I also picked up Palkia, but I need a Dialga for battle royale! nooo how does a bot run for months on end and only have 80 runecrafting not saying you said I'm complaining! It's got her original eyes in it. It's a laptop and I play with decent quality. I haven't made a video before so I was testing out some free screen recorder software on the replay. I don't have a nvidia so I can't use shadow play (but I can use the nvidia decal Perhaps, but Ima not gonna watch the whole thing unless someone gets beheaded at some point The ship has sailed. Now what? What is with your flair dude? he also has a song called "mountain to climb" And why would we even want that? Where do you buy it? It's like $50 on Amazon. Say what you will about Jerza but why do you hate the HMS NaLu? Bruuuuh...Mongolian Death Worm No thanks. I actually already have a boneyard TM FAMAS o_O and plus I decided to take the plunge and try to fix it myself. I actually did it. Hard as fucking balls to disassemble and reassemble but hey it's done Yayy!! I got her!! Thank you so much!! I thought that was handled by the "Cargo ships" checkbox.. Cults do not allow their members to ask questions. Your job is to accept and obey without question, or else you're "breaking unity" You guys have some real extreme heating and cooling appliances That was Crazy I remember reading it once too, I think it was some kind of ad? 1: people do that? You never have to go back up to the mansion by the time you get the fuel canister. That section is in the underground facility and is a fairly small area. That definitely wasn't what happened here. Walking all the way back to this part would have taken forever, and been terrifying with the canister. Where can I get that stuffed monkey? My cart is not cleared, and on the individual pages, there is no household limit listed anymore. Anyone else seeing that? I wonder if that's just a glitch, or if they've removed the limit. The amount of times I have opened up a replay and recorded footage and never noticed this true... unless He just dosen't loose norms or arams mind blown That goal line technology tho They still make them? I'm just picturing her trying to show you exactly where she got bit ^ funny enough more times than not i find myself using Cassie. i dont know what .. think it may be subconscious. 88, im a top normie Dude don't go back it's still in there Today, Governors General are prominent Canadians - some former politians, a couple journalists, the current Governor General was a professor. Until 1931, the Governor General was appointed on the advice of the British Cabinet. 1931 brought the Statute of Westminster, which made the Canadian crown separate and equal in stature to the UK crown. Since then, Governors General have been appointed on the advice of the Canadian cabinet only. It wasn't until 1952 that we started appointing Canadians to the role, though. me to I saw tram wait I was thinking about it yesterday but with TCL/TK That was fast So many shows damn, that's a good idea. Imma try it with the neighbor's. They still bark at ME when I'm in the backyard, and I've lived next to them longer than the dogs have been alive It happens in my hands OOC:Urabe's older. Isn't he actually senpai?! Ooo crap... I just made a similar comment. Maybe that was the first thing they took care of What is Bobby McMarty driving?? I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE Oh Mann! Ich bin mittlerweile schon etwas länger zu Hause, dachte ich hätte allen geschrieben, die ich um diese Uhrzeit hier antreffen wollte. I thought this was filmed in Australia I imagine it's limited to those who have been formally *invited* to join Is... is #2 the cumbox? Dat flowing mane, tho Just Googled that. I'm running out of thanks to give, you guy's actually cleared up a lot of the questions i didn't even knew i had. Wait, this thing made it to the side bar? Is it that good, or is it just for the lack of fanarts ~~Who told you?! Thanks. Really? Chill, bro, I've only had them for less than a month Wait what does this have to do about suicide? they might not need UN intervention, in the event of the conflict reigniting SK wants the US to control their military (its actually a law Yup, you're correct. Edited again. That's my day too. Uh.....what???? Well Barbs are not that bad to be honest, we have the WW giving us 40% dmg reduction, the Ancients - together as one for the 50% dmg redirected, we can also equip double Unity and our Cries giving us more armor and All Res. Jailers don't affect us with 3 pieces IK we can keep Wrath of Berserker on at all time so CC doesn't affect us. Being melee still is very scary tho watching your hp go up and down really fast haha, but i would never play DH in HC haha. too many things who can pop out of nowhere and rape you You are probably just shooting it too fast. It's happened multiple times and we are both just like /u/LolaBunBun It also came with a strange gift nice job. I won't be doing that any time soon. The thought of splinters... Those jeans I actually thought the note was typed at first T-that's Mew Did mozgov just double clutch dunk?? Holy cooldown for something so strong TIL at first I kind of agreed with streetlamp69,but upon closer inspection I think I saw a kid with his hands grabbing the cage inside the backwindow on the left side. And plus the license plate is blacked out?! Took a look at tomorrow's slate, the minimum is 2k now? wait.. what if for the penis enlargment they just use the chopped ones How does one get -22AP? "I'm going to poke a hole in his condom so he never leaves Shit. I just realized I don't remember. I don't remember my first period. Holy shit! sorry i didn't see that This. Any high brand watch with a good history on its Amazon listing will probably be your best bet. Do omegas go that low though? ...thanks Bishop? When life gives you Lemonation, you make Yujacha This thread is getting dark I'm scared now. Every 2 minutes I check my pre order just to make sure it was not cancelled. Thanks for making me more paranoid Good tennis courts will actually have steel cables on the bottom of the net. This could actually be slightly accurate Marceline's mom is confirmed human I think.... LMAO!!! that's awesome Ohh yeah!? I'm tryin so hard to get some people to come with me to this. now that people know, they will start checking.. good tip... oh hahaha i thought it was a Bretling Those are so sexy!! dat climbing speed Damn. I was about to say stfu, but then I saw when his pinnacle fight was against Diego Corrales: January 20, 200**1**. Aaron with the defense Seriously, holy shit I need to learn how to do that shit. I've been trying it and holy shit am i bad at it. Even he fucked it up on the video I was never a gear whore. I am a gun whore compared to a lot of people locally (a lot of people just have one primary and *maybe* one secondary) while I'm sitting pretty with about 10 primaries and 4 or 5 secondaries since I haven't counted in a while How did you get the dual wield? that team flair counter The answer to my favorite hoop isn't going to be terribly helpful for you, but I'll put it out there anyway because it's kind of amusing. It is a wooden hoop, about 100 years old, that belonged to my husband's great-grandmother originally, and possibly her mother before that. I got it when his grandma's sister was moving in with her daughter and they fished it out of a closet and said "Oh, here, take this old thing!" This reminds me a little of once while I was at summer camp I woke up to see a figure wearing olive drab clothing leaning over my bunk mate. I was freaked out but I just rolled over and closed my eyes disturbed by it. The next day when we were doing a CPR course in the main building of the camp I saw pictures of former camp staff over many decades and found out that the old BSA uniforms were completely olive drab, top and bottom. Talent like this isn't the most common thing in the world. Donating to reddit in someones name isn't really supporting an artist. Ask for a commission. Or anything. I'm seeing something about an Umi event can someone explain this to me honestly? I don't know. I just don't know anymore. I really want to get those But im afraid of scarring if I decide to get pregnant. Like what would happen if they healed and then kids? I'm surprised you got so few exotics. I feel like I get a significantly higher % than you from those bags lol... I have no clue what any of those words are. I bet you're wrong Wow, that's actually fuckin amazing! Can't wait to see event 5 Yeah I can't believe he even got felicity and them together I hope someone feeds her when he's away... I'm not sure if he's trolling, ignorant, or trying to convince people like..why does it have birds in it? Fisher just kind of shrugged that hit off... I'm not sure if you realize that he was one of the preeminent language scholars of his day, and that his fiction-writing was merely a hobby and a setting to house his constructed languages. oh the horror!! I'm superrr curious... what does the tossed mattress mean? I liked the collared shirts a lot.. Price is super steep for Khols tho. Wait, he was defended by his EX??? Whoa.... Their official name is "Giant Lost Child".... Now think about that mixed with their whipped backs... NOW I FEEL EVEN WORSE I know right? n-n-now ....3-d print it.... Whoa, is that a support page? Holy shit nerf Hurricane / Tornado damage Wait, you could SEE your imaginary friends? Is the Resolves on FL2 and FL5 a gimmick from FF series? Had they any reason to ask you that because your character name / appearance suggests it or so? If not, they would certainly have done that to anyone else and not specifically to you. And even if your character kind of suggests that, it's of course no reason to behave like they did and it's good you reported them. People do that? Did I miss something? You seriously have the sexiest curly hair. amazing live armor feature WOW Broke back mountain Bloody wrinkled saggy ballsack! Imagine that and thats what my reaction to this pic actually is. Well, it was answer for the second question. Even when i tried to edit it while ago i've seen 2 there, but somehow (probably reddit bug) it is shown as 1 ( Oh... Ahem... Jamen, så håber jeg da ikke du dør In the vacuum of space, an over flowing septic tank, right in the middle of a tornado in progress, in the beginning of a battle between two armies, quicksand and appearing on a busy freeway. Elle maîtrise déjà la draisienne à 18 mois? THere's a Hotline soundtrack mod Zeeland is that place where you just don't ever go to unless you really really have to. I heard they still have religion there Oddly enough, when I use that link on my desktop computer I see "Version 1.23" on the page, but when I search on the Google Play android app I got 1.25 instead But Greatswords blades also take 3 ingots to make! That was quicker than expected |( That's quite an outdated version... The new version has mana, a quick skill button and other stuff Cadence looks almost..seductive? ... A girls Lego set? Are you advocating for low DPS? NOPE. nopenopenopenope Nintendo is using a sneak attack on us, but we watchin you Quand t'as un 0 tu vas en conseil disciplinaire ? OP, you have artists to thank Yeah, actually I *know* I can't go off my meds. I'd probably kill myself. Not joking. Does this work in uk or ireland and how come its only 1$ 500 ping? Michelle Obama because just look at her! Oh god I made myself sick :'( just processing what I just said. Also you would not know what you were smelling lol i totally would have done that too!!!!! Ugh portions. It's hard in America because our portion sizes are ridiculous. Foreigners come over here and are like Its actually catchy This is even more WTF worthy than the video.... Yeah and people say bengi is washed up This on PC? The rendering is so much better than PS4 Holy shit, that has got to be the most incompetently used strawman argument I've ever seen. You're acting like a parody of inept debators Damn... I love your 'perfect game' idea. I play all of those titles you refer to like Crusader Kings, Total Wars, M&B and Skyrim. That would be rather epic ( ( Dat username, tho is the refund real $$ or can it be with gold? Watch your back, it will go after you if you aren't looking Hey! Wait... What? Uhhh... OK Wow. Just seriously wow. Got it again, even though I already had it from last year But Secret won game 2 I think you win Holy crap. I initially read that as asura with juggs(boobs). It may lead to a literal crash: I have no idea how to take large amount of materials safely out of orbit whoaa so many things posted this week Damn it. You can just create and delete profiles, too, can't you? So...much...wrong Lots of people struggled with Razorgore, from what I saw with streamers. But me and each of my friends just used general fast or aggro Decks (Zoo, or in my case, mech mage) without editing a single card and beating him first try I use a lot of Asimov and Heinlein for my material. By the end of my last campaign (Lasted 2.5 years. I started in college but somehow played for a year after I graduated... I read some of the comments here and i'm like Not anymore. MWAHAHAAH!!1 How about I upgrade to Windows 8.1 since we're just changing things because reasons? are those stock sights on your g19? Also, how the heck did you find it if it was removed? Heh heh :P Why on earth did you decide to visit here? you must be American...... There are FOUR CVS stores downtown! I Want To Go To There OHAI Rafis the fucking God Holy hell. Was her sorority sister fattening her up for slaughter? This is super funny to me because in the 3 Uterra-X drafts I've done, I've had 4x Snowdrift Alphas. This card is a champ even if you get 0 activations...the stats alone! Yeah, I thought this was just a joke This gfy made me more excited for her new MV because her tits and thighs are looking so fine THIS THREAD!!!!! That sounds sick damn Howabout this? What.... what did it do with the Togepi??!! Are you my mom? Working on a much lower scale. had like 14 keys free. got a handful of ak ft redlines for 2k, and even got 2 for 2k in one trade Where's the kick? What is it with Canadians and strip searching students? Nice montage. What's your ping? what set is this Tin boosters are weighed? Well there you go :D I wish I had something like that around me. Closest field to me is 45 min away. Then the next closest is an hour and a half O_O I need to meet Baba now. For science I'm loving the tag division right now, something happened since Mania and all of a sudden a lot of tag teams have me interested. Even PTP has my curiosity right now Hmmm some quick math, she was 17 at the time, daughters 3, 9 month pregnancy. She was impreganted at around the age of 13-14. God damn. oh god why would you remind me of that teeth ... In space? A lot of those videos caught on camera inside stores make me feel way too nervous just watching them. Not fun if you get it inside dat back Oh god did you just manage to redo my logo inside the game Context please I am not sure if I can explain this to my facebook friends once I have posted it. I never knew it had that meaning myself You could have done a degree in Law Are my calculations off or are you really lowballing this hard? Dat ass though I'm a male.................. What the fuck is going on here? Made it to Badge, quit because of a bot in one game IT WORKED! ..I didn't know you're mom was named Internet though Thats a super weird thing to report someone for. =\^ haha! Wait... The Razr A garage that isn't level? no wonder he retired jesus those skill shoots Trick Clown can summon itself Ellis-Aminu looks way better than Ellis-Rondo. Forced to watch it? I began as a MNB.. but then.. I became NRFB O_o_ How do you think I feel time travel? She is very pretty but really skinny I actually had a couple nice paths set up that dead grass way, and in the winter it actually slowly turned back to snow and my paths are gone.. Tony scored! I thought it was easy enough already Now Bonner scored! Oh my god! MOM?!?! You have a lot to offer. He must have a weird sense of necrophilia. Say it aint so Hippo teeth as a replacement for your teeth Are you saying you're inactive? My god! That's... *different*. Uh, guys, just noticed...THERE IS A FUCKING ROBIN TATTOO ON HIS RIGHT ARM HOLY SHIT! Sweet Mother of Booty I saw it and instantly thought R-hop. Now that I've seen it more closely through pictures and through descriptions it now comes to me as "shitty rhop". As you said you want to sand down the inner part of the patch so that you can tune it to what you want and perfect the patch to the barrel. Plus your services are a lot cheaper than theirs. 25 for R-hop and 45 for C-hop. Purtty ridiculous if you ask me Cam went in on that beat too but DAMN, you went wwwaaayyy back to "Children of the Corn", Killa Cam era Not sure what I am supposed to see here. Seems like everybody both likes and hates everything. I thought he was a giant mouse at first. Either you replied to the wrong person or you're not getting my point. Stronger? because they weren't there Bmwuahaha oh man. That jiggling body patch cracked me up. I know they're super popular as I kept seeing them in Asia. I was like AND we're both october babies, wooo! Oct 23 You can block users from sending you PMs but it's of little use when they keep making new accounts to harass you. Every site is like that though. ...... How does this even work? Thank you! You cant see the back but the purple band ties off. Its pretty cool, I'd wear it if my dome wasn't so big Yeaa! These are so sexy I'd like to know his routine. It's happening fast Some of us lead some scary alternate lives if this is true.... I was wondering why someone went mid Varus against me one game.. I thought he was trolling Oh wait woah! I didn't notice that before! How the hell did you notice that? Woah! AUD$55.76 or $USD43.63 just for Jigglypuff Shipped to the US! I think I've seen this on deviant art Wait, how does the entirety of Algiers belong to you? thats actually the max amount of hastes because you cant get the same in a row But doesn't not sleeping make you grouchy? It does for me I LOVE the ending scene. Minfilia taking the credit and Yda looking at her like "What The .... That seems completly arbitrary. iirc warlock melee has the same range as bladedancer hunter's blink strike Who needs sleep anyways 105 Acquistati when they will reward? The silver package worth £125 doesn't even include a photo with BC. The allocated guests are Rupert Graves, Lars Mikkelsen, Alistair Petrie (who cancelled, IIRC), Louise Richards & Elizabeth Coyle. that's a very long time to have an infection....don't the bacteria just keep growing over time? Ah, thats fine then. thanks anyways, but I never picked out a 12.5% female Good god Holy crap! did not realise that braking distance was so similar between bikes and cars. 1 fps? Silly fool. This is 1 Frame Per Existence Sitting in my living room, watching MLP with my daughter Getting off on cops? Mercury? What's wrong with him? 10 YEARS? Wow I'm so glad I came in here, every comment makes me want to throw up! I won't even eat funny colored vegetables, forget bugs, feet and brains Wait. Inuyasha and Sao aren't anime? Have I been living a lie all this time What mission is this Oh, man, I completely forgot about his Kenyan cannibalism. The card wasn't in the deck though so he must know before yea there havent thats rare That book creeped me out so much that I didn't actually finish it In her presence? would that be a sign that he actually owns harem? That is seriously impressive, and so tidy When was he in ann arbor? "The worst" is almost certainly correct. Maybe it's copypasta and he just asks everyone. Alrighty then... Spam isn't just for sandwiches anymore. Hai looks a lot like Amaz in this photo You can't hit a target at mid long range in single mode? I'm that guy that isn't very interesting, but for some reason nobody wants to go if I'm not going. I don't fucking understand I live in the UK and have an ecig store like 2 minutes next to me. Unfortunately they only sell efest batteries and I dont wanna risk getting things shipped to me as currently in my block of flats the post-person has trouble getting into the building and leaving parcels in places where they can get stolen wait tis over?I saw 11-4 lolwat But he didn't misgender anyone. in a hair contest? I can't think of any otherway vegeta would stomp How much did that cost? I also do not drink coffee grandma league Damn. Thats nuts! Now I understand why people choose to give birth at home There's just so much fabric. so how is that fun? That 'Spoiler-ey' Title though! what should it be then Yes they possibly started for fun, and at another point they were doing it for money, because it costs money now. Now other people have that opportunity too, and examples of where it went well are being used an example of how it's apparently bad. Cindy aus Marzahn ist aber ALT geworden what jelly? I didn't realize devilstar was that big! careful about your words, or you'll get "Duel" flair instead of "Dual" am i supposed to be scared of or intimidated by what you say or somethin? dont forget that other one. Stayed open til our normal close Did you get those backwards, or did you actually put 250 hours into Xenoblade already? What should i see? Cos I cant see shit.... You left out the part where CaptainSparklez desecrated the sleeping and helpless bodies of his companions. I never played much civ 4, but I remember playing civ 3 and seeing a stack coming. Then right-clicking it and the list is longer than my screen could show I kind of feel sorry for her but he could probably sue her for that so that's why I finally get Lunaris after having Sodis & Alyut for so long I never noticed that the chest pool is made of heads TIL ma_ka_dhokla is an Irani??? ...I didn't know that led to the lobby Maybe he's talking about the Nazi warcrimes? Idk movement [to vit] as always... come on, it's obvious when you can get it so easily from paragon wait... wh-what? You want me to travel to the future? Huh, no more 30k koins for towers I always think that it was the drivers who had the bigger balls to drive that fast through such a tight crowd that cleared away only meters in from of you I get uncomfortable talking about sex period. Anything that relates to it is like The fact that I'm as old as Filip Forsberg (20) Also, remember that Chibitalia short where Italia Veneziano was dressed as a maid and was bent over and Prussia(?) was totally checking him out?! Whoa that's amazing Does elementalist get a spot up there Is that a bad or good thing. ? SO. MANY. GOALS. The guy that I helped home from the store last week just brought me a pie. That may definitely be the case- but I highly doubt they'd let an area in the game go to waste as such. It might be a dead class, but I doubt it's a dead concept, and it is definitely is a class guild. Not a job guild. Whereas the Machinist is going to be a new job. Could be wrong but there are obvious differences. Wasn't trying to argue. wtf, they charge for a practice exam? I had thought Calgary was one of the more conservative parts of the country. ( > holy shit some people actually bought the "% increased crit damage" I'm still trying to wrap my head around "Winter Lantern" Cher....is dead? Huhwha? Holy shit it's true "I. AM. LYYYYING. <( Why? \^( What the fuck? 104 is above average? Haven't you heard of feeding funnels hahahaha that's a thing unfortunately.. where? I think you are an extreme minority in this case. Are you all wearing the same exact head setup except for different colors? I have your username and your pledge in my notes app on my phone This makes no sense at all. What does a tall funeral car have to do with Bad Advice Mallard and online shopping? Too much moonshine this afternoon for you? What if their hobbies are shopping..... I can't wrap my head around feeder hedgehogs actually being a thing Yep, your skin is still flawless How would you know how much I make? What do b-29's do up there? Mostly in Sim the bombers are flying turrets because gunners have mouse aim and everyone else has a joystick. In a game i played yesterday a G6n1 or whatever Jap bomber had 6 kills What just happened worst record in franchise history is not bottoming out ? Have you seen any of their games? What ADS? Ha. Showtime must have seen HBO's 24/7 on Mayweather Pacquiao and said " I am mesmerized my cat Holy crap I never thought of that...! Its so distracting.... Then they do those shots from behind... So, they're seeing 2.3 billion years into the past? That definitely wasn't a Honda Yoshi also hinted at flying pig mounts after 3.1 Asi is terrible on loki You Which version is it? Pegasus? Detachable cylinder? Cassiopeia The only way <3 I think there's gonna be French toast as well! Oh god I'm making myself hungry now You're welcome to join us down here in PG county. Who'd have ever imagined it would be safer than an Orioles game? :D How is this related with steam? Connor Jessup? Be still my heart. Omg. He looks and acts like my first love, and makes my tummy go all weird. Holy crap! Thats one way to jump on the band wagon No fighting in our forests either! We are watching Ancient instrument is Barad Dûr Holy s**t that's cool So the monitor between legs actually had a purpose? Is the monitor somehow connected to your second monitor or something? Or is this just one of those brilliant editing? Do you mean UK 38H? U.S. 38H is usually UK 38FF, so it would have been a massive underestimate by the calculator if a 38GG fit you. Did you ever find out? What? My answer wasn't even correct and he awarded me the round? Reminds me of that scene in King Kong where Andy Serkis is eaten alive by a bunch of giant leeches with teeth What's going on with that Great Wall?! What am I looking at here? Oh wow, thank you for the tip That's not normal? Who doesn't like being comfortable when they get home? How else would you do it ? on op.gg it says you were gold last season? volume 1 to 6 O_O so they have 6 volumes left to turn into an anime My first reaction was 'wow, thats a pretty good photoshop!' And then i realised its real That's some high tier stuff right there and France/Brittany is a shoulder blade that has broken out of the body due to how bent over Europe is? Why would I take dirty sheets off and put clean ones on when I could just wash the dirty ones and put them back on? Sooooo you are making it up? Omg you're so beautiful. What country are you from ? Oh. That Deft Penta You will buy no other games? 8 year old??? Wikipedia really needs a NSFW filter on pictures Video by Satan? The Krushinator got HOT. Pretty sure that's impossible Oh wow. you're perfect That's possibly the most random post I've ever read on here. Th..thank you?..I guess? The river of TSM flairs coming out once they won was crazy JESUS, Hani's really tall what happens when you try to swipe on it? We just cannot tame his monster cock How to get those weapons?? I don't know if i ever had sour cream Pretty dank kick from your friend. Yarr, I like this here comic, but there be somethin' off kilter with Sweater-Lass's nose Had a coffee along with my dinner... my eyes are like I kinda thought that was the foot of his kid that he is holding up. Some images *haunt* you... Down Symdrome or Autism..? Nope. O_o Autism does not even alter someone's outside looks. And, people with Down Symdrome all pretty much look the same because it does alter someone's outside looks. I don't look like that I have Down Syndrome even, are you even educated in this type of stuff? That is a rude question to even ask a stranger. Why would you even ask me something like that...? Where That King Thor They actually are pretty good quality Oh my gosh, after reading that I'm tempted to try and get my boyfriend to get one; it sounds like every man who hasn't tried that at least once in his life is missing out. Who made this, and where can I get one? Whoa man! WOW ... SERIOUSLY?! Just googled that series. Holy crap. 3 games in Extras. Twins win game 6 in 11 and game 7 in 10. I don't think I'm worthy of that kind of responsibility. Why is a gospel church "thug culture" Without booze? What has the world come to?!? This is amazing. I should've kept all my delphoi so I can counter screenshot Didn't see the game, how did they combo an invoker and a centaur? We're on another level Yea right? What was this dude thinking!? Dodged a bullet there. Weird how she was so honest about her intentions though ya its possible i was still drunk Or did he mean John Hammond? How did you come across this thread in 2015? That is basically the most beautiful thing I've seen all day. You pretty much HAVE to play OOT if youve played any Zelda game How does your screenshot have a drop-shadow effect? I need rogue galaxy As criminally insane as this theory sounds... It makes perfect sense How in tf are you able to play FPS games with a mousepad that small?! ewwwwwww , i was eating dude i have 6.000$ on my inventory... so thats a icb for me sure, one is a knife and other is an assault rifle Avalanche by far one of my fears. WTF do you do with tons of snow racing at you like that, it was so fast too technically it was undefaulted a year ago cause it sucked so bad that would be horribly annoying though wut? they said that aobut adoption? i've seen people get under cars while they are only on **a** scissor jack That sounds exactly like me. And there it is! Houston sweeps Oakland! # I prefer to have complex carbs in my system. Dont eat just before rolling tho. It might be broscience but I've heard fats slow down the effect of MDMA. One time I took half a pill, then ate a sausage sandwich. Took 3 hrs before it kicked in Wth is bai bai kaiser? Pretty much this. Was MG2 pre-rank changes, and now am MGE without changing a thing. Annoying thing though is that people still don't know the most basic of basic things. Asked for a fast cat, and a guy gave me an elevator boost... Yeah, it's like Joffrey's family tree, it's stupid. Tywin is twice his grandfather I keep seeing threads pop up saying people in FL specifically are already camping and it's worrying me Kyoto! It's between tokyo and osaka, and very pretty. :-D or you could go on a real tangent to hiroshima and the bunny island off hiroshima. Around tokyo i think nikko makes for a good side trip (including a night there). :-D japan is so exciting. I hope you like stationery and food and pretty things, cause there is going to be so much of that. Random's almost easier in this version Isn't that the same thing? Ya know, that's really interesting. I've never really seen anyone use Raichu. They just evo Pikachu, aaaand then done. I know this is a singles team, but is Sylveon your "tank"? I've never seen that Perfect globes, I'm in awe wall's taller than beal ? Only 3? Mines been eating about 7-8gb upload per day Just wondering if you knew anything about this. So if the dose is halved every 12-20 hours/so on and the half life elimination period is around 3-5.5 based on what i've read does that mean the longest any amount of alprazolam can stay in your system is 4.6 days? Because that conflicts with the general information i've read about it generally taking 7-40 days to eliminate Yeah Amazon is too cheap to hire two teams when they can have their developers do two jobs for the price of one ...o.o.... Holy Shit A million psychologists, including me, did too. I just realised how much a brain floating around in the water would look like a jellyfish I self scrolled them My wife told me this and it blew my mind at the time. This happens all the time I guess. I'm diamond and the only one of these that is true to me is #3 The baby on this album cover would be over 25 years old today. OMG! She really does it. How did you let it get to 30 seconds of silence You're younger than 19? As do we all All beds? What is this called? I'm interested They have turned on Lord God GabeN in /r/pcmasterrace, or so I have heard. I fear this is a sign of the End Times... So much bold writing I'm not sure if you added in the "so-called" bit after or if I'm so tired that I'm not even realizing that I'm totally missing things now... It looks like one of those anchors that holds a nail in the wall. Whats your NS paragon Zibroi 2spooky This problem sounds like it would apply to any console as well if your customer service was this bad I've never heard of a minimal wear factory new wear C'mon they aren't THAT hard to acquire Tycker du det är någon skillnad? I think we all know... First time they dont choke on finals He didn't. It was his ghost speaking. I play with 180 ping and dodging the plumes was never an issue Serbian Film? I have a pretty ugly BS one, not sure if it'll be enough if you declined the 0.999 float one Jump in what? The lantern? Wh... What in heaven's name did I just read? Heroes Of the Storm out-trended Game of Thrones?! Thanks for putting your thoughts down in such a fashion, it was a good read. Yeah 20 is brutal, dat bloody arm You OHP 100lbs and you're asking us how to get good at it? I read that as OP saying that (s)he benches 100lbs which is still I didnt follow through all your steps, but somewhere in the middle it worked for me Great painting, but not something I'd probably show my mother That gave me the chills... MysteryGoo ist Kerbalfleisch! Looks amazing! Mmmmmh Katya seems having some issues We're the bad guys? Holy Moly You just blew my mind Great song... I never knew Bilie Joe Armstrong was bi Sort your item overlay out I feel ya man. A friend of mine has pulled Shida 4 times. He fused all 4 away. Then his 6 star came out That server is still a thing? Im surprised the crabwalk nova strat works at those ranks Most startling to me: Syndra 58% last season, this season 71% Hothtrooper44, is that you?! Maybe but she died of cancer 20 years ago. Yeah, they have even bigger trucks that bring it in... Thanks for the heads up and letting him know. That's very interesting, it's also not showing up when I open an incognito tabbed reddit Omfg, i just realized, after four episodes. Wow, Bloomingdale, IL TRU hates us. I was 1st to get in the door and the first thing the lady says to me is, "I only have pacman left." I said, "You guys JUST opened!" And she said "Yeah, there were online orders. And we're sold out of Greninja." Um, holy cow! Can not wait to see more! So wait...it wasn't a university after all?? Some events prevent you from warping. Not sure if there is one there...if there is I haven't come across it yet Fuck me sideways those prices I noticed that he literally has Sharingan. They aren't pretending here, this is full blown theft What kind of stretching are you doing in the mornings? What? - I have to pay 28€ for beard + hair where I'm going to. Usually I give him at least a 5€ tip because I'm wearing that haircut all the time... Do you live in Lowcostistan? > ...you're almost making it sound like you're one of them. I was this kid in the early 00s. In general for me. One time a baby was in a cart at a checkout line in front of me and he started reaching for my chest and making weird suckling sounds This hMp guy is crazy THE FK Who in his right mind spends 50k on a wedding? Must be an American thing. Wait is this a real romance?? hmp is so sick # So GOG.com will sell the 0.23 version of KSP? ALL AMIIBO ambient occlusion not supported? I can't remember even having a rebellion in any of my regions in Shogun 2... kumikki seemingly never sleeps. Too much coffee? At first I felt dumb because I've always ran past that first rock thinking I couldn't climb on it then I see the rest of the video What I wonder why they have Ichigo (in whatever form) for Bleach and Goku for DBZ, but Madara, of all people for Naruto. Good god. Thanks for that song, I actually didn't know that one Something is wrong with your Gold Mario Is there supposed to be multiple interview process? part of me wants to ignore them because it's total showing off, but I have to admit I read them - quite a bit for the No one does RoBFlynn? Even Burr's French sounds awful. woah Go off stage as Roy? is this a joke or it's true ? Are you really comparing the crash accident that would not even occur (if he trolled) to Hitler? What the fuck dude.. Calm down, this is reddit Nope. At least, I don't think I'm your ex. Wow That's what I'm suspecting too I didn't catch that the first time! That squirtle is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. Oh wow you recommended this anime to your own sister! Watching this together with my sister would be like living the dream Sounds complicated... how many are left? Dinner first then sleep. This was serious Nu știu dacă o beleam urât la geografie în perioada interbelică sau dacă îmi era mai ușor, considerând că fiecare oraș are județul lui Wow an eagle doing yoga! That trailer was... dark. That nostalgia. GM player doesnt mention vipers..? Agreed! I cleared things up in my reply to the OP's reply to my reply. a funny person would have painted the mirror with poop. I think that says more about me than her though Wait, wait, I was supposed to talk *to* her? I mean I encouraged my husband to "talk to the belly" a few times like sort of joking about who was really running the pregnancy, but if there's any science to the "they'll recognize your voice" thing it would happen naturally as a consequence of being in my presence all the time Yeah that blowjob will be completely meaningless. Mind. Blown Cloud9 Hai retired and Incarnation may replace him Downfall is french right? His written english is incredible for a french Bakersfield is on this list? *Ouch*. Sounds painful Yesss and Theon will be off to the side going That's an incredibly complicated way to write a very simple formula (sorta) Happened to me actually. After surgery to remove my appendix, I came around while my abdomen was being stapled up. Literally some some manner of medical-grade staple gun. Moscow is one of the most expensive cities in the world, yet it's green on the map. that is one hell of a set. ** May 19th - The day when Guardians ran the longest train on the Queen Hold up, is that guy with two handfuls of kools a city worker? He is wearing a city worker reflective vest Attempting to live as a good man. Instructions unclear Omg. Must. Suck. Lemon - old ...how about knowledge, wise or established? There's a huge acrylic window instead of none This just triggered my nightmares of DS2 hackers It has nothing worth stealing at the moment and it's a mule account You could lead off the bag in your little league? Thank you! Wait, wait...was it you? Jesus. That is the highest res I've ever seen. Although the commentary is still hilarious , can we take a moment to realize about those super wavedashes Yes, that's the question, still don't explain to myself how the f they could have won My absolute first was a POS spring shotgun from Walmart but my "real" first one was a JG "AK47". IIRC it wasnt a true 47 but that was like 6 years ago so I don't even remember. When I got it I loved it but semi turned into 3 round burst so I tried to fix it with no knowledge of airsoft teching and broke off the wiring harness. I actually kept it up until recently when I gave the externals to a buddy. I actually still have the GB I don't know. Anyone strong enough to leave those type of bruises deserves respect at the very least! You sir are way back Can I take a loaded revolver? It's not for them, it's for me. What is seen, can never be unseen If the B/O is 800 keys, I'd take 1.8k in items if I were you ** Okay... So why aren't you using gimballed c1 pulse lasers then? Wow, just downloaded the 1080p Raw, its rather unsettling to see them so hi-res. I can see every wrinkle of Hamada-San. Pretty sure he was squadded though, unless there is a 6.0 zero Didi just swung at a ball in the dirt. Hibbert is by far the most polarizing bigman in the league. some of the opinions you read about him are just About half way through I was thinking that guy evolving in to a follower of the same trend as Tess Monster's fiance... then I was like Whoops, guess my comment's invalid then. That's a perma market ban I liked learning about that mechanic :) I'm also trying to find out exactly what makes Visceral damage increase... all the guide says is something like it doesn't matter which weapon you are using because Visceral damage has a different calculation, but it doesn't say in that section what the calculation is Cannibals? Everybody asks this but there's never any answers tbh that looks like it could be Orochimaru's (and possibly Tsunade's?) kid. Some of that feedback was definitely not... civil Unsure if you meant Rachel or somebody else because you said warrior twice while she is a mage. wat Well yea, but in the ambulance bay Bluestacks can play SW? sweet jesus, Beltran hit the ball solidly? Also, please PM me if you are interested in Kik or Skype messages. I send out multiple messages a day (sometimes, a lot Must've been Not as bad as OP's spending, but still a lot for a mobile game damn my value for noble honor went down so fast Well, I wouldn't assume I knew exactly what was going on, I was just joking to go against what most people were already assuming after looking at the image. It blows my mind that I was probably right ~~ Oh what in the actual fuck! The thing almost looks like it's smiling. Aaah! I couldn't stop! I loved it all, I looked at the images, the cute cartoon style... scrolled back up and read it... "anime style"? >~~ Can you PM me the rule it broke cause I've got no clue You have a Hawks flair... Is that real popcorn? If not, whats it made out of? or ^can ^^he ^^^ Maybe they are and its the diamond that's off-center I didn't point to throwing, I just said it was weird that the odds shifted like 7%. Didn't even know that big bettors wait until the last second lol ofc...how can anyone forget 3 rows... Shirin has 666 votes right now How did you get that close to the sun? Wait...he's still your coach? >Yeah not that anyone cares but Five Nights at Freddy's is currently ranked number ONE out of 18,446 games on Indiedb.com! Is that at least worth a mention somewhere? so linkens lotus is countered by blademail? Lina/Lion+Blademail versus Lotus+Linkens If tiny tosses someone at a target with lotus orb, does the target get thrown back Wow. Holy Crap. Whoever your opponent was, he must have played a lot of Cloakfield+Antonidases to deserve that kind of karma. Banning Stephen King? The horror It's incredibly odd seeing the owner of /r/atheism posting here. a 20 minute half inning and still no outs Oh wow, I didn't know that the actors were being unprofessional, Holy crap I literally am on that block everyday for work So... I guess you'd do a half stitch then a quarter stitch? Aprilcoin is scam!?!? The birds' eggs question was weird What the hell do painted nails have to do with being female? Is this supposed to make me more interested or less interested? For sure, this is my exact situation and the solution I've come up with. Nothing like rolling into work at 9:30 after coding for 4 hours chick or return as Planeswalkers. Mjolnir has healing powers also? That's OP as hell Together with the introduction of the new item: Moon Shard, which gives more attack speed and even more Night Vision for Slark. I cannot fathom how this shit is going to shift the meta. [M] 7 minutes = 420 seconds too Damn those things are getting more advanced with every day. > Yeah not that anyone cares but Five Nights at Freddy's is currently ranked number ONE out of 18,446 games on Indiedb.com! Is that at least worth a mention somewhere? Dude, are u streamer? How u managed to play 225hours in 2 weeks? $26 to ship a 15ml bottle of juice to Australia Wait, Kyle was *that* Kyle? I learned Jayce from him Insanely fun for pubs, but I wonder how the competitive players will adapt ... I really need to get people to stop falling in love with me with their female characters ...I'm not gay so it wasn't taken an attack on me personally Ugh, so 22:00 I like how the title "Pychic Readings" doesn't make sense after he altered text in the comic The Mini is heaver than the 150? Really? her fupa fills up almost the entire sink The Hip to Body ratio is too damn high I can't take my eye off from Hyeyeon That wasnt mango yoghurt. Yeah, it was close. From my eye, to the highest part of the scar, is only like 1/2 inch away Thats pretty much my life at work. A giant are ou trying to kill me?! Maybe they set you up to receive 25% less Is that ink? Ichibei using Blut Vene? I'm somewhere around that for Star Citizen then I can't understand the joke ...that's real? That my boss now has to have sex with me, so I get paid DIG Blem There's the code at the end of the post plot twist: Gosu is also the Stig Do....Do they stay big? Instant vehicle spawns for the aa gun... I'm glad I don't play on pc xD I wouldn't be able to take the bullshit, lol. Active radar bullshit missiles are annoying enough, but when you finally take them out, they would just spam it 5 seconds later... It must be hell Ain't that illegal...? Mind blown. I knew they were familiar. But it was yesterday I forgot about Chromehounds Hasn't the club been renamed or something? Wait, you mean you can't crack the password of a military database in just a few guesses? A fuel based grill? Do you like setting your garden on fire? Omg my baby is a total doppelgänger for hers! Now, where am I supposed to hold this match... Why in the world would you talk politely in an online game with an unknown player??? Wooow that's so cool Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too! I will probably worry next week as well Dat Link Karma tho I can't wait to hear what a penis has to do with boots. LOL, what I have noticed in your video is that taxi drivers always stop in front of the chicken or whatever there was, which was passing in front of taxi bumper It looks like the train itself is still on the tracks, just the cargo containers got blown off. Still scary as shit, Jesus that´s not a 90-7-3 Time to work on my atk/atk monte weapon Libido has gone through the roof Oh yeah, for me as well. Hell sometimes I still have trouble with it. I got it caught behind my pubic bone recently; that was a little scary. I fear the same fate for my brake fluid when I change it later this week. You're obviously older than me then The only thing you have to be embarrassed about is being enough of a masochist that you'd actually *want* to farm that monstrosity. > Dayum Is it harder to use scissor with left hand? Same, every time I was killed with a K10 my reaction was always "WAT?!" I just had a customer come in and buy something. As she bent over to go sign her receipt, her purse tipped over and everything fell out. All the items in her purse were pine cones. Just a huge purse filled with pine cones. I tried so hard not to laugh Hm. That is pretty elaborate Weird, never knew there was one in-game. Was that tutorial button in there before? I thought that one opened up a youtube link.... Which Bethesda just added and people complained about... Honestly I'm not sure. I took it to a shop that will PC anything (lots of car parts were in the shop along with other random items). These guys seemed to know what they were doing - the PC came out beautifully and the bike has been subject to some wrenching without issue. I would die inside if it just bent/melted/collapsed > Which Bethesda just added and people complained about... Well it depends on your skill! Top tier players can complete a speedrun of the game's main character in around 7 minutes. But when you're first starting out, you can expect it will take more than 8 hours of playtime, on average, before you are skilled enough to beat the game with the first character. But of course there is newgame+ and newgame++ after that. There are some people who have more than 2000 hours in the game! How much was the Ganondorf?? He looks fantastic There are such places? I can already see myself losing all my beloved tools doing that. oh i thought golems were the best.... Wow. Yeah, that didn't happen when I played it. Wait, whats going on up in Baltimore? I don't follow the news much So right now we will have 5 versions of it every week? ...this nickname doesn't seem to obviously apply to any of those three players. I thought you still had access to your AA earned if gold lapsed? If not, this is going to put a damper in my plans Oh right Not to sound like an asshole towards this guy, but I kind of agree with you there I was at my friend's house and I saw a deja vu of my friend's mom entering the room with assortment of fruits on a plate (asian culture). Next thing I knew, her mom actually entered the room with sliced fruits. I was fascinated/creeped out I uh. Wow. When does Proleague restart yet??!! > I guess they're recording you breathing for game interactions, because that is all people will hear... so weird Huh, TIL Mae was in one of my favorite 90's movies I use acrylic paint and it usually comes off of everything. Have you tried just wiping it? the tapping boy, him and Ekoro are doing sick shits lately Holy mother of Senna... For a pure HTML / CSS site with over 50 pages? So I had a couple old weapons I've been dying to re-roll.. First roll on Timur's Lash: clown cartridge, flared magwell, luck in the chamber O_O Second roll on Felwinter's Lie: knee pads, hammer forged, rangefinder O_O also, thank you, and Supposedly none of his teammates came to his birthday party That Obj 730 I demand an uncensored extended cut of this episode. What the hell kinds of jokes did we miss to get those point totals?! Really ? Did... did someone just defend racial profiling in the comments? Yeah it's still there How so? ...Metal Sonic?? It can't be... This is exactly why I never touched the phone / removed from box. I literally opened the box, went Mine reads 59.25 Toronto has a Pro Tour? Podolski You didn't know about alt+tab?! How old are you? I meant disco weapon, but I didn't know that you could buy ambit designs from merchant either ^( I don't understand... Baltheon. That seems scary It does This video got removed x6tence's winrate on overpass is 75%, lgb's is 50% but I'm assuming they play better teams on that map *edit oh jeez lgb's mirage win rate is 80% and x6tence's is 60% lol I thought you were BS'ing the 'annual Hawaii vacation' as a joke, but I looked it up and you were completely serious. Holy cow. I logged out twice Ok, it says submitted 12 minutes ago, I swear I saw this 5 hours ago It's like a train wreck. I want to stop reading this AMA....but I just can't. Omg, do you have a bot set to say this stuff? I was really weirdddd isn't it the same for the pro players? I ended up spending only 30 at the end of the day, We..uh.. I guess had spare panels Flattr? I actually think they arent drafting because they're checking I know this one does! or am I Wait what, they won?... I thought it was over so i turned off stream, I come back on with things in my returns People still buy windows keys? Tohsaka? What has the Second Owner got to do with this? When i refreshed the home page on my phone, it said 30, and I was like I'll take them off your hands for you. Don't worry, I know where to find you. I think you handled it as close to perfectly as you could have, seriously [srs] That "normal" shade tho... im on drugs. RIGHT NOW wait 3-0? Wait, that character is 13 Wow... the synchronization... I agree, they're not a bad hop, but you still won't just drop another brand in should you want to. I quite like the ICS guns in general, they're well made and have pretty good performance for out of the box. I don't like how proprietary they're getting though (seen inside the newer MX5s? I wanted smart cats until I ended up having two WTF is Lightning Reflexes doing there One time a heroin addict was living in my friends attic without her knowledge, because she had a hole in her roof that she just left open. He climbed her house and was living in there for awhile, would only leave at night when he thought she was sleeping. we had been hearing noises for awhile, but assumed it was raccoons. Until we caught him jumping off her roof. I hit him with a fire poker :D:D:D We know he was addicted to heroin, because when we decided to check out the attic, there were used needles all over This is epic I was expecting something a bit bigger considering it's 300 mb. Maybe it was the 10 new stickers making it such a big update? Do people think there are CS pros who don't "juice"? Are you me? I would write the exact same sentence. 3=/=4 wtf Wtf u have been playing for a long time and u r nova Ever wonder how I got my username?? Wow, thanks for being so prompt in letting us all know two of the accounts you're currently using to shill your marketplace missed it this week because I was flying back from the US (36 hours of travelling I'm sure that he's just a character added to shoo us away from the real threats at hand... Ronaldo getting access to gem tech and becoming mad with power somehow... wait what? she has three military skins, one spy/agent skin, and one bright cheery skin (two if you count the base) I just ordered from Amazon I just realized that I'm not a teen anymore. Why does that pizza have cleavage? That's pretty cool. But, imagine if you could reuse the circuit in multiple places simultaneously How about Batman Forever with Kiss from a Rose. Yeah that song suits Batman Woah woah woah... you can control yourself around knees? Like... the bendy bits of legs that aren't ankles? how do you have that much time to play i quit last week, i knew this game was garbage (> They won why would you need an eraser? I dont think nintendo I have those exact same sheets Dat CGI. Is that the reason my rocket is flipping upside-down each launch? I never had a problem before (solid boosters + liquid engine, drop boosters, gravity turn, orbit)... Now I cannot get past 20k without flipping upside-down / un-controllably... !!! What was the bad history they were trying to debunk with that? I got to thinking, maybe MO reads overwrite files? is there only one PaMa.esp? or are there really two? what is life At first I thought /u/-StopRefresh- and I shared the same girlfriend then I realized we are the same person. 20 Finishing... Wow. Oh shit, they're onto us. WHAT 9000?! What the heck No. Just 91/30. Look at rear sight. Unless it's Finn! We're good bud! All is well at my house but that storm blew up my sisters 50 inch tv only 2 doors down Thanks I needed to stay up to study for finals anyway. How... how much do you want for Ghidorah? wtf?! I.... don't get the context over 300 games in bronze..... u sure you're a plat main? Cuz you would get out of bronze easy At least it wasn't 3:07am ... oh, well, no real need of hardcore looting to just pass the game, but to be "well prepareed" it will help to pass the game with autorithy and low deaths counter. And, for some reason, looting it's funny for some of us, I guess... I am also trying to collect (not using cheats/mods) all orange weapons in the game... and everytime I open a h/vh locker I have the hope of finally to find one of those damn golden weapon!!! But, for what I see it's more probable to win loto than to find a golden weapon in Dying Light... MFW Blake misses both FTs They deleted it...... WAT..... I meant in perspective to being above a skyscraper haha, but yes, that is correct, for the ones trying to land. > Wow, that's bad! What are you even talking about? This thread is about TSM vs Fnatic, which hasn't happened in a long long time. Hard to imagine how Shadow Dancer's Chain Reaction moves are supposed to fit into/help her playstyle. Didn't seem to have enough hitstun to setup for back-attacks, so what does that leave? Curious what their intention was HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK! Your baby was born pretty much too early. **Gleeson is playing C3POs Son???** LA is an abbreviation for both Los Angeles and Louisiana. You either die a global, or you see yourself become a silver This is the first time I've even heard that it's a thing people bitch about, and I'm quite shocked - I've been doing this for so many years, as long as I can remember, and I never even considered that it might cause an issue. And it never has. Just makes everything slippery. Not sure what else it'd do. Hack-a-Shaq AND Harden fouls Why do you call them friends? How are you struggling on Cliffside? Has anyone noticed how much less "socially acceptable" it seems when a guy does something the opposite sex usually does? As a female, I am trying to think of something that I do that would be strange. What's a phalicy? Ill also be there! Not sure what to expect really I don't get it - people with good physiques are bad people? Yes!!!!..........who doesn't???? uae is an infidel country dark coloured cat - " You don't? Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. I don't understand the 2 games for 500ip part. Do you mean you can buy skins for 500ip for the duration of 2 games? woh... Seriously?! Woot, I will try to add you up... 2 accts Where exactly do you work? That is a spell? please do not try sausage pizza apples was what stuck in my head. he looks little old not to know how fresh egg looks like Nope, I've never been either, but I sure have been around a lot of it tonight. Or... last night, or whatever, still nighttime for me ...achsoooo...ich dachte die ganze Zeit er bezeichnet die drei aufgezählten Sendungen als Party-Formate...ich hab heut ne lange Leitung Probably a good idea. Oh man. This is exactly the sort of thing we overlooked I finished it twice, and was asking about how it turned the Star Wars tropes on their head, not the length of conversation those 2 characters had. Oh my god i think i have one too Well...in all probability that was actually happening at that point I know what you mean. I was home on maternity leave with my son when that happened, and now he's nearly 15. Your gear is insanely good for a paragon lvl that low! Nobody's chocked apprently As someone who was obsessed with Sailor Moon when I was little, this excites me more than I can express. Nah this is not dumb at all. Wow. Really makes you think about what other secrets this mysterious blue orb we call home has yet to reveal!! Maybe it's an elaborate dad joke? There is coffee up my nose now Can't find you The fun part is that what he finds bad is the only thing i found good on that thing This isn't normal lag... This is **ADVANCED LAG** So you posted this exact thing on the forums AND here? inches? Hory shiet Look on the bright side, everyone. At least this didn't happen in the middle of FH, which would mean extended FH for another 2 days. If you wouldn't see summer camp, one might assume bad things from the rest of the title coupled with the date... Her legs are wider than her shoulders and her thighs are STILL touching.... I cannot upvote this hard enough. People went out in public like that. You switch to blowpipe for minions Why u calling them a ship Wait what they didnt kiss at the end of the chapter Whats the point i am no of the few guys that dont care about skins :P like five seven on it a banana draw for 50$ All is lost They are all on YouTube...where they have always been Not good, I think... 1 - I actually have them, but the one I equipped gave me more damage, as per reaper gave 15% damage, but mine does 19%. Less Dex, and Vitality. But it also comes with the globe pick up. Made another, and it was a lot worse than the first one I made Been making jackfruit tacos lately... not a protein replacement, but looks eerily like meat That's nearly 2 months u eat pieces of shit for breakfast?! This is my nightmare What's with the water? That's not even a lot of chest hair. > what selena gomez post It sounds like he changed something in the system to work whether or not the ID is 0... but (knowing next to nothing about Minecraft's codebase) wouldn't the preferred solution in pretty much any system like this be making sure no entity ever gets assigned a ID of 0? I had no clue that was a subreddit. $85.00? Didnt he play this before? OTÄNKBART VA? i hate them all besides spellthief ~_~ commando/steel legion looks like green and gray blobs to me. Steel Legion also has the cheapest spell effects in the game. Having that skin is like saying "hi I can't hit spells to save my life, good thing you can't see them on this skin" IVs thought this for a while. I'm a premium member, I have a T-shirt, I can buy more t-shirts, but like, when I meet one of these guys the first thing I'm going to say is "How may I give you more money!" Like $50 bucks a year for the minimum 5 hours of content I consume a week is insulting! I wish QLs had a tip button where I could throw a couple bucks at then every time they really make me laugh, feel good, keep me outta bad thoughts, just man I love the shit they do I want to do what I can so they can keep doing it....forever Oh my goodness Hawk eye is quinn or varus When my brother was a baby, he was crying in the middle of the night as babies do. My dad, exhausted, went to pick him up and cuddle him, but when he did, my brother started screeching. He ran to turn on the light to see what was wrong... Only to realize he was holding him upside down. That guy in the comment section saying he feels less safe on a bike path because he can hold 24mph on the flat and everyone else on the bike path is going slower..... Most bike paths have speed limits Dear god, these were amazing the 1st one just destroyed my hopes of ever even reaching their height Wait, you vape at 0.8mg? That sounds disturbingly like something Ndad would say. (" I'll have to talk it over and see what if anything could happen. Is that something that's suitable for long-term use? I never had anything like that before. I don't or wouldn't know what it's like. Jacob Markstrom still hasn't shown anyone any reason he can actually play at the NHL level. May I ask is price high due it is red to red playside or why pure offer stand at 275k You read the books twice and barely know who Duck is Oh my... how did you move This sounds like it can cause tension between clanmates Funnily enough, search the official forums for this issue and find your answer instantaneously That's what's pickling my head the most about the situation. Re-locking a disc detainer after picking is quick and simple, you just close the shackle and use your zero tool to turn all the discs back again... but I can't imagine why on earth anyone would pick one of these, re-lock it and just leave it behind like that. Makes no sense at all. I googled the model number of his lock and it's almost certainly a disc detainer, it doesn't look like they make this style of lock with any other cylinder. They're quite expensive locks too, would be a shame if they had a crappy chinese DD mechanism in them cos you can pick most of those things in 30 seconds max. It's even worse if they use the plastic sleeve like some of the very cheap ones do, cos you can force those pretty easily as well. What the actual eff? But more regular hunting *is* more fair? Who That fupa Oh shit, I was part of the Office for a while when it was a guild. Silly, refresh your cache. No one is IP-banned from Scott's site. How the fuck would IP-banning someone replace the site with a dot? Is it just me or does Erik Buell sound like Heisenberg. Turn's 18 in June.... named prematuresquirt... > I don't use one Imagine if this was Rodon's debut Clerics should be happy too! At least in heal spec. YAAAAAAAAY! Skill consolidation, buffs, general balancing that I've been waiting for since like 2.0.... I'd never have pegged him for being that young. My *God* what a finish from Tevez Ahh ok, he was giving the impression that we routinely take pot shots at falling satellites. I was like Dude..... And here I was thinking Fayette County, IN. This made me so anxious. Fuck man, you are so cool, thanks for this giveaway and the opportunity of getting one of the most spectacular games of this year, Geralt of Rivia returns stronger than ever Honestly, it actually never occurred to me to do it. Weird, right? Like, no sarcasm, I never thought of it until you said it. 4.1 hours IT WORKED! That's nuts That blows my mind. There's ice underneath the basketball court? how do u know calvin harris, firebeatz and nicky are going to be at circuit grounds? Yeah, what was that thanks. place has them for high tho You like arrogant and aggressive people? Do people really follow through in that subreddit? 15 dollars for all 5? Oh god, I never encountered that one. One of the items are some capri PJ bottoms, asking for a size 5X. Mal was so creepy in that fic... i was like how do you guys find yourself not running out of mana with that many stones it's a pokemon Damn, that's crazy. I have a few stretch marks on the back of my upper calves. I don't even know why though, I'm not even tall. I'm just an average 5'5". Wait how the heck did you get a 6* in 10 days? Would've made a bit more sense for me if I hadn't put 'life' in the circle The original Jason vorhees...... You have never seen Nikko shout at, or get upset with anyone except himself. What're you thinking he's gonna do? Smash himself in the face? When was this Didn't know TO Joe was here I was floating around with my retro BlueJays toque. I do track at school if it counts for anything. \ Wait, Chicago went through a time period when *home* games weren't aired on TV? I completely forgot about Gears Of War... I feel ya. Prom's coming up with me.....hoping I can get a "holding-hands-moment" HEY PEOPLE **THIS!** Right there with ya man (just high school senior though), I've passed opportunities to get with girls who're down for that sort of thing (of course these offers started coming *after* I started nofap ;D), but I want my first time to be with whoever I'm truly in love with, and I don't anticipate on getting married etc until post-college at earliest. I got prom coming up with a beautiful girl however, that first kiss might not be that far away Put "future" in the box. Watched it shrink into nothingness as it told me how insignificant I was and how life would go on either way. My mind is less clear than it was before 8 hours a day "Ah, Drago. I knew I would find you here" HITS [Uhhh wtf is happening?! Totally fair. Still wtf law tho just wow. godlike runes Never even thought to check You had other people's pooticles in your wounds. Oh my Am I the only one that thinks Adkins was weirdly similar to Oliver? He had both light and darkness clones as well as a weird ice sword... Last night I drank so much water my teeth started feeling weird But...but I'm on his dick multiple times a week. To? what do you mean "almost everyone?" Is spellvamp on syndra a good item? Ummmmmm We have a similar one in mpls, but its Taco pizza 231 results total, 88 With it in the title Damn... that Elsa... ( 24 blocks hurts when you aren't paying attention xD gf man ;) didn't even know you had more people come to fight after i died Did I miss drama? Haha, thanks! I'm trying not to feel guilty about the whole thing, can honestly say I never thought I would be in such a ridiculously privileged situation. uhh...am I doing something wrong with mine? And I thought the stuff that came out of MY ears was gross... Woah...../u/ImNotSoGrep disapeared Imagine if all these assholes left Honestly I am not sure, but I am now curious as to how much someone would pay for a commissioned piece like this. This is my first one, so I am just dealing with the shock of wonderful responses to it, but maybe I should research a bit. Could I actually make a living off of doing what I love? I've seen.. it all.. ... where ze hell have I been to have missed all these art? Hehe... I mean.. it's certainly not NOT vtol.... For a package of such magnitude it really isn't much of a deal ($60 off if you buy all $1310! I once zoned out while chewing my nails. (Bad habit, don't do it kids!) By the time I snapped out of it 40 minutes had passed. Dude, that room is something else. nope. Try saying that over at /r/androidcirclejerk... It kept Bill Cosby's victims silent *for decades* You aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer are you this! this info is really needed, been bugging me since that preview was released Parker! (said in J Jonah Jameson voice) Hey Kev, big fan here. I saw a high school yearbook photo of you with short hair back in the day. The one side is still gold in the connector the other is black. Im going to be nervous as hell soldering this plug to the battery and then attempting this again oh boy, here we go...Buck tooth/broken ankle/going-to-face-plant-into-the-sands Sivir base(teeth fixed ish), Crazy eyebrow Lux base (thank god fixed), No-external-organs victorian cough winter Sivir (fuck if she can throw a goddamn boomrang in that shit), Droopy eyed/leg coming out of her crotch Cait base (this one makes me fucking rage hard), 40 yr old transvestite Kat base (I get it, it's movement but that face ugh), Rail thin/broken neck/shovel face Janna base, I-think-that's-a-chick Vayne base (somewhat fixed) and I'm-not-even-going-to-begin-to-complain-about weather girl Janna (SO BAD mind you I didn't even buy the skin and I fucking love it in game, that entire splash is so fucking painful to look at, it physically hurts my face. I have to minimize the game when it's on my screen because I cannot look at it). Riot can do men, creatures, monsters and robots. They cannot draw a fucking female to save themselves lately. Only passible new ones have been Akali, Kayle (minus no-neck syndrome that seems to run rampant at Riot lately cough Lee Sin cough), Ahri (I thought the last splash was fine The action scenes have some of the best animation in anime OMFG how does swimming make your FEET hurt? What?! ( i have an mlg one and its bigger than that lol. about the sized of a tv tray This is your favorite show in the world? Not like, The Wire or something? Wow how did you get that HAHAH!! LOL!! I TOTALLY DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT!!! Ah okay I ... I want that Oh gosh. 50 miles??? well....fuck.... As soon I seen this my face just went.... OH GWAD!! Is it just me.. but like, after loving Syndra to death for years before her nerf killed her off, the first thing that immediately stood out to me... that skin makes her really busty for them some reason we use fortigates and i agree with all your points. Esp the lock in, we use fortimanager, fortianalyser, fortiauthenticator, fortigates, forti-take-my-money Oh my god, it broke *through*... Really? Two hours a day for *two years*? This shaco skin is going to give me nightmares. He is scarry as fuck F most of those jurors. They get off on putting other people's work down while they go and talk about the theoretical space one makes when a person walks along a 10'-1" wall (give or take an inch,but in architecture it's better to round it off ) with blue blue and orange stripes. Wait, how do you know where he goes? I don't really know what I was expecting when I clicked but I know it wasn't that. Question is this a part of the story a few years after the defeat of Lucius? Sorry if this is oblivious or something as I don't know what is happening in this part of the history beside that we are now in the demons world... Being selfish has pretty much been her MO this entire season. It works reasonably well for her character, Im just confused that basically all other characters on the show seem to like her and noone ever calls her out ...you can get out of bed without using your arms? Le poème en alexandrins avec les décimales de Pi. Abusé. what if i told you they are AFK 'cause they are fucking? We get ones for the air conditioning in various rooms...like we're some sort of air con repairmen. Did you actually get a second version of her? Or will they... We just need to post www.music-map.com in the side bar So, the conservatives of Iran and Afghanistan are too left wing for you? Syndra looks cool except she is kinda fat I literally have no idea what I just read Good one. They are cut off tho Wait what? Why would anybody even believe this is ... even getting them anywhere? I mean, even set aside that this is insanely creepy why would you even ... I mean... what? Yeah, of course. You mean she isn't your internal monologue too? I'm probably going to smell like copious amounts of alcohol because I'm opening my shop tomorrow, and I'm SO nervous! burning is already a big part of guard in pvp Tween Check if he is really a person or hologram! zerker amulet relying on burning condi for max dmg well, i come here quite often and i must say i don't know what the hell this thread is all about. Sometimes i post things, sometimes no because another user had had same thoughts and wrote them before. But this case confuses me. A cipher, gibberish line of whatever, seriously dafuq I'm from the UK too, where have you played that doesn't enforce showing two cards to win a pot at showdown? Nyssa started training Laurel in episode 16 and she made a small appearance in episode 18, so I think there certainly wouldve been a chance to make her a meaningful character regardless of Katrina Laws contract. Character prioritization has been a bit off in the last few episodes in particular, especially when were talking about Laurel (who is supposedly one of Theas closer friends, yet she didnt get to react to her death at all Ja stimmt Thomas Tulpe is ja richtig bekannt und Olli Schulz voll der Gaming fan... That's deep Exchange what? ( She thought Elaina was seducing the summoner How can someone who responds to such stupid anon hate have as many tumblr followers as I do? It kinda was. WoW has been with me for 10 years ( That actually sounds terrifying. ( # ...No, Eron. the animation showed samus topless? How accurate... Jesus! Wow, Bone Armillae look weirdly cool. It all makes sense now. I really want to make this now. So he lost like 30-40 damage from Muramana proc. How could it change this outcome? You want to trade for a dlore? What kind of condition is it in It's like Fromsoft were planning it all along Holy Shit What if Fiddleford is an outcast Northwest New farm meta - turn 1 coin/peon - turn 2 coin/peon/target dummy - turn 3 5-drop or echo of medhiv Is /u/HearthArena Dutch? I had no idea Lugina is mind-blowing mind blown The ability to rewrite the laws of everything Wtf why do they hate Chihiro wtf she's the best girl for keima wtf ? Bit you? Omg.... is he still a rank 5/6 warrior? .... he never improved did he? Well look who I found on Reddit This was done secretly... WHY IS SHE SO SURPRISED??? Why have you priced it in USD but said it's free shipping within the UK I actually posted a thread on their subreddit asking about the physics, referencing that I was an E:D player and wanted to be sold on the arena mode (if it was any good)...not a great idea. I had to kill the thread, the response was so hostile Oh wow. That many resources to each nation I love that " That's strange indeed! Apparently Thank you for noticing! Most don't get what it is haha. I think it's for the better, because religious nutjobs would key my car Did you make a new reddit account because your old one got banned or something? All you do is make salty comments? Holy shit that is depressing. What shaders is that on wow, salvage and flawless raider are all i need Eww!!! Everyone on the sub gets primarily Rs from tickets, you're just looking at a biased sample. LOL, I just did my FBAR last night for the first time since I finally hit the magic $10k last year due to my dutch pension fund doing so well. Can I get an example of the elbow to the head smack? What a great post to find....the day I find out I'm pregnant. Yes xD Jasmine and Kiku are definitely better! The BOGO deal is also pretty good. Tally Thai is really good too surprisingly. why are the prices different though? Wait when was this ( Erlang is kind of out-of-left-field here. Y-you ... don't drink tea in US? Can you imagine Gibson with a splitter? Rashad Evans vs Thiago Silva. and that was a new years event I don't use or even have kik... have never been so tempted to download What does that mean for us? Took me 20 mins Hadn't checked for a while- 1434 hours on Dota How... how do you make that mistake? HE RAISED HIS CHARM LEVEL, GREAT SCOTT! My youngest brother had an imaginary friend he called "house eyes" we have no idea where he got that name and when asked he would just say "i dont know". If that wasnt creepy enough he once told us that 'house eyes' told him that his mom had died in a car accident and thats why he had no parents Stage 01 Freddy IS spring freddy That's like saying the bible itself is anti-relgious though Dude I did you weren't the one who posted it yesterday? Were you??? Holy shit, that's a feature that exists. I play it almost every hour and I talk with my friends about it during lunch. Also, I have dreams with the units in them Wow i never knew that was there Wait, 15 wins is our third *worst* start in the last 10 seasons? Realpolitik, I am now a politician. i know the elizabeth taylor had a condition that gave her a second row of eyelashes Are those Iron Man leggings?? Red herons. Abyssal Attack was underway, too THE SORORITY GIRLS My crush wore sweatpants one day, I couldn't stop staring. And his butt is Kate good. Plus: people still has problems with Annie? In the tanky meta? Without the dfg? Oh no they had lots of "friends"! Just don't stop being their friend or there will be a problem Damn, what did you trade for that Holy jesus fuck. Yes, exactly. Uuughhh to recharge that magnet Nice! Currently, their valued as if they're low end Vintages. Ohh I was talking about community and casters ofcourse Which key is this for exactly? This is pretty sweet These people draw quick [OOC] What thing? But then you'll have spiders!! >[Btw they totally skipped over the fact that theres someone or something in the upstairs flat where someone just recently passed away. What was Howard saying As long as they don't find out about the flight-assist off boost 180 we'll be fine. ... /r/im14andthisisfunny material from a mod? But are any of us planning on ever *drinking* it? It looks angry ^ I have that same photo saved on to my computer... haha, i was like what? under $8 I'm so tempted He knew Thats a cool idea for a background, i like the idea of him being consumed by the demon inside him. omg that galaxy printed soap. The Flanker family doesn't talk about her because of her "deformed tail" *maybe let's flog this dead horse s'more* I will! It may be several months... he has a lot of confidence in me. Trading up for RB in the 1st round Hunter is getting a lot of balls hit his way today. Are they still working on this? Between this, Shiro, and tomorrow's Baroque Cosmetics sale... my wallet doesn't know what to do anymore icy cup? Do you mean iCCup? ...who hasn't been taking showers? There would be no more fight club, with a death penalty for losing we took a center? You mean, you're suppose to???? I like how CohhCarnage is running Witcher 2 with everything on ultra, With ubersampling on and still getting 50-60 FPS while streaming why is he dc'ing and not them I had not considered that at all. that kona is amazing There are Destiny mods for sale that include things like: wallhack, invisibility, immune to damage, infinite supers, x9999 damage per shot... It's really sad when you see how many people comment and 'review' these, realization hits people actually do this for no gain, Destiny has no rewards or ranks you're welcome. I believe around $3,500 depending on the size of the house can get more expensive Odd. Please don't Well, this issue of the mag says it's got "NOW MORE THAN 7,400,000 CIRCULATION" that's some seriously niche situation where you would even NEED to do that, but when that situation comes... Holy crap... wait... you can re-seal a bag of chips with a lighter?! Wait- he was alive for a week after 80% of his spine was severed? How is that possible?! Christina? I wasn't aware that I hate Muslims. TMs are renowned for their accuracy and range >Warm up orgasms are a thing? So many Butt Cheeks Really? Oh wow I'm always just like fuck off buddy you've got a stop sign and I'M A PEDESTRIAN BIIITCH! I should really be more careful Right that's what I wouldve guessed. But who cares if they're coloured or not. Why label them as coloured Well, since there is a new Dragonball series on the horizon; I guess it worked really?! HO-LEE-DAMN In the video I linked, the too cool for school art class by rodin palette was included though? The sequel came out last year, it's set a few years after the original which was a great way to do it. And yeah HTTYD is pretty cool. What death thing are you talking about? Accepted below 310 keys though? Just reading it made me go, " Escalated quickly Holy moly How the heck is that even possible? Holy shit do all of those shots proc bork and bc my god... this is actually pretty fucking awesome! Strangely enough it DOES work in Finland Doctor and nurse. With my brother. Cannot unsee next to the 1st meepo where ever he poofed to. You have an artist to thank OP, you have an artist to thank. But lucky time says its available? ...Is this an actual scene from the anime? Haha DO NOT GO DOWN. I was lucky I saved before venturing down. I got to 3500m before my seamoth ran out of juice. It ends up looking like space. It felt like i had found another dimension How's using the lotus with an 80feet? Froop, 1.5 or 3mg. I rarely have a bottle of any fruit loop flavor that lasts more than a couple of days..you'd think I'd learn and order a bigger bottle but nope, 15ml every time Will the items won from the compendium be non-tradable or marketable? Homing fists? a what? I've never noticed that happen That's alot of cuttlefish * Wow, I can relate to so much of this its almost scary Where have you been Smh. I personally was maybe 85% woke before the BU but now I'm really invested in reading more about our history and not the bs version they have you learn in high school that's geared toward standardized testing anyway. What's seriously blown my mind is that integration in schools happened like 2 seconds ago historically...like what 1964/5? My parents were school aged around that time Why do people keep asking if it's worth starting with a 6* account? It didn't dawn on me that I had to actually bend the wires into a few strategically placed 90 degree angles on the legs in order to actually sit in the center of the deck. Once I figured that out, I started doing more coils just for the practice.. Wait... The panel with Mutsuki seeing Urie (?) being eaten by Big Madame isn't in the scan... I think? Same thing... stuck in the out of game client for about an hour with no other option except for the reconnect button which obviously doesn't work. relogging doesn't work and the same thing happened a few weeks back and I was stuck for 2 hours... I'm a lazy casual too... until yesterday evening with 694521 AP lone-wolfing it. Wow, I really was expecting a boarding call for that hit. Even more interesting notes supposedly the Greek translates "lucifer" to "bringer of dawn". Probably. You don't want to get fined by the HOA for having slightly-less-green grass There was a show once with a weirdo that liked dangerous animals and went to see those giant ones in a tropical place. Inside a cave, one of those fucking demons snatched a bat mid air for a quick snack Some interesting numbers to consider there, but I couldn't contain my audible laughter at the comparison between Uganda and Monaco, as though the percentage of children in each country is relevant *at all* to the social and political issues of the regions. Don't worry I'm 23 Verdammt, das Motiv ändert sich ja wirklich DJ DOG has returned And now well all asume he was talking to her. Wait, do you mean you hate "Camp gay" STEREOTYPES, or actual gay people who are also camp? I might have had an orgasm from watching this I take mine off to wash my hands, but only when my hands are really dirty - such as working on a car, or changing the toner out of a printer or something.... but if I was at the airport... I can't think of anything that would cause my hands to be that dirty... unless... bomb\gun-powder residue... O_o ^ Holy shit, this is like watching some weird form of Stockholm syndrome for idiots. I'm glad you posted this too! I knew bikini waxing is painful, but it comes with more after effects than I thought Whats the max level in JP? Also 481 Energy Wow, I walked to the post office and back and what has even happened. Iron Sky DLC for Destiny confirmed? Wtf, how do people fuck up that bad Really? > ** Due to some odd genetic trait, i have practically none.. at 25.. i can't relate to people who comment/complain about it How does a six pack a week make you an alcoholic? And then two days later ... P1zz4?! I didn't notice that at first. Now this got really disturbing. I need to know what it was so I can sleep tonight. ... At first I was like "failed reverse knee 0/10" and then I was like Holy cow, when Piglet said "I will miss Joka/Xpecial the most," I thought he was gonna leave TL or something What if I'm a bot and don't know it Holy cow, for real?!? And they just let you use it for free?? Really love his voice acting for Miller. And holy sh... I didn't know that Cecil's VA was Kobayashi Yuu Yea just saw that As someone who has a full sleeve of a kraken, rip your wallet lol. The worst part is waiting 3 weeks to heal to get more work done in between. Took me like a year Wait. There's a fucking NACHO BAR!? Ehh, guys leave drunken voice mails way too often. $520. The only thing in the order was my real sword, shipping was like 90 dollars What What a dark twist. OMG, Na'Vi what are you doing? I see.. are norn teams usually comprised of tpa or row monsters? I've seen both but i'm unsure which one is optimal Right.. because we've never had more than 1 character in the same or similiar outfit Whole different person "Mostly it's his choice." I....was under the impression that part was obvious? Upvote for Google. It takes a few molts for them to show their color. With 1,5cm / 0,5 inch body length it should start. In the beginning a lot of people got really ripped off with P. metallica with threads that went like "Hey, my P. metallica is 4cm BL and isn't blue - when does it start to show its colors?" An inhib is easily worth a death. People will rage about anything. I've seen midlaners rage at me for not warding their lanes when I gank. \ that means the entire month It's a huge project HAHAHA! You ordered 3/17 Many cultures do, including us How did you manage to set that up with the vans in both doors? ...Or more likely, more CIG employees being asked by fans to sell their shoes. wtf Muay Thai? omg this is a wonderful product and wonderful review (the gif IS mesmerizing! I accidentally watched it on the train and I think the dude behind me saw it CN got new design? The dog only listens to commands doesn't it? Woah I thought that's what it meant until right now Desi no sound? The best part is they didnt even know they could use him. They basically put the cage there for funzies and only later got the ok to use him My bio is pretty long, and it works Hell it would break *my* brain. Dude is Arthur Chu going to shoot up the place? I....I'm not sure if I now WANT this to happen or desperately hope it doesn't happen.... Wow, I thought you were older than me Umm Come again?! My dad told me he almost threw me down the basement stairs when I had colic. I'm now a big believer in doing whatever it takes to retain your sanity, no matter how weird other people may find it.... This confuses me. Duke Johnson and Gregory still out there Not a liquid fan? How can you not be a liquid fan watching these videos Thank you for running a coin serving server at all! Thank you for using "its" and "it's" correctly... in one sentence, no less! And thank you for the cool million nyan! Thanks you guess? Everything I said was meant to be complimentary, so I hope that it wasn't taken otherwise. (Also I hope that didn't come across as douchy, just wanted to clarify that I was just trying to be reassuring of your good looks). I'm kind of a doofus, sooo yeah.... Oh dang, I thought they got rid of non-gold commons after like 8 or 9 wins. I guess it's 11 or 12 then She is almost stepping on him in the last one EXTREMELY RARE FOOTAGE OF SARGON'S FACE Better yet, grant us your setup that allows a sixbox I have a kid and my mom still calls our dog her "granddog" But then, the future one where reporting a player kills them What just happened ** I haven't seen very many stories about people scaring off intruders... but I have seen quite a few people saying that they had their gun at the ready for what turned out to be harmless people > > > holy shit snacks these are actually amazing compared to last years! Alrighty. Yeah I'm getting your comment replies in my inbox but not seeing them on your thread. The irony here is that some of these people are the most enthusiastic and exploratory foodies I've ever met The fucks a Galio? Can I eat it? I'd blame that on autocorrect but I typed it on my laptop Liam McHugh just went full Jesse Jackson I don't know why....but he reminds me of Inanna from The Wicked and The Divine. You dry clean your uniforms? Popping a stubborn pimple... I feel so dirty afterward though Hah. Maplewood. So the 980 Ti should basically be a rebranded Titan X? I wasn't going to jump on him, but I would like to point out that some cats are, uh, 'screamers'. Mine aren't, but my neighbour's is. I've seen that little fucker sitting on their balcony, totally fine, and screaming bloody murder because it saw one of our cats through our window. If you didn't know she was fine, you'd swear she was dying or something It's gonna have to wait till after this weekend! Haha, Monday I'll veg out in front of the tv. Reigen-sama! please be safe! Gorilla dude is gonna wake up Are your parents Opus Dei??? I already have continued reading. :3 I'm on chapter 109 right now, I would've powered through more of it by now but I was busy with chores first, then my usual YouTube subscribed videos that I like to watch, then I check e-mails, news etc. And then finally free time for manga or other things. My day gets pretty filled like this actually. ..interesting..what is this of perspective you speak of? That's a huge reply that it could of been it's own topic Depending on the composition of the primer or powder, some old rounds can become very unstable. Definitely do not fuck with dud bombs I think this is kind of a bizarre question. I mean, why would we know what he thinks of it? From Wikipedia 'One researcher described the pain as "…immediate, excruciating pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do anything, except, perhaps, scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations."' Ya both got...boned, I guess Wow. This seems like a pretty rude response to someone who was essentially saying that every rule has exceptions. Sometimes I feel I'm the only person who just never even looks at people's rings. Like ever. Doesn't even cross my mind Not relevant, but that flair of 61 though holy crap this is such a good idea It almost looked like it was listening. Duddde this comment chain is exactly the same as the last time someone asked this question Good lord there are some fucking ugly sun glasses being upvoted in here. But I guess that's fashion. He's got a Jamaican accent. I just got the e-mail and it didn't have a time frame? I went back in-game just now to check my ban status and I'm still banned. Also, the e-mail stated I was only "flagged" in a "SC Admin Ban Report". I hope it's not perm.. Oder Karsten is way back home >That's a huge reply that it could of been it's own topic O_o ravana is hindu the god id 2064 is anewbis. not ravana Posts that are not relevant to the subreddit are supposed to be downvoted aren't they? I thought that was how Reddit worked. You are 18 and have used ICQ, Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Yesterday I couldn't use bold hunters mark or go to the dream with a lantern, decided to leave the game using the menu and I appeared in the hunters dream I'll never see Marge Simpson the same way again Damn, that sucks ah puch is not bad I was gonna say "Just buy a DBrand skin", but they don't have any pink skin i've seen my Hawkmoon deal 196 dmg on a single crit. Well that's interesting Wow, just noticed that. Looks like they're using 4 8gb cards, based on the overlay info. Probably the 8gb sapphire 290x's. Still only running at 1080p I've seen you half a dozen times in the past 2 weeks 2ndSeven Oh hell no, you didn't.. Dat thing is staring into my soul Potato? wtf, how the hell does one even bring up a sentence like that? What are those heavy guns you're using? 23 year old male, it said I'm a 22 year old female. Tried another and it said there wasn't a face in shot. Not to mention, people can still poke their fingers through the bristles, which is far creepier than eye contact. No offense intended, but what did Ravel do for you to want to kill her? damn since 2013 I wouldn't say that's really a fetish. It will be better, OBS and song requests on PC streaming rule :) I just cant wait to play smite on my laptop from my Xbox... As much as I like to play hearthstone on my Xbox from my PC......Messed up world Huh.... Who knew that building was even destructible. What? that isn't what I was saying 9 skins Amazing what you can do with clipped parts... Buy more runepages? =) there's a lot going in here! Sweet pic. And what's the white thing behind you hanging? How you managed to play KF2 on a Playstation 2? Explain it plz What you plan on doing with that Shotgun?... So... You're a dude that sucked off your friend IN HIS SLEEP even though you knew he was straight? the I-Road sounds like something Apple would make The hell did I write "Codex" for? I know, but when you look at the stat that he hasn't died more than two times other than once, it's still... The site's currently down. That was a surprisingly-active first period. You claw a G502?! I would be tempted to do the same. However, you never know where the squirrels teeth has been Death Corps have Land Raiders? That's so hacked I'm actually surprised he's allowed to play online I brushed my teeth with adapalene once This is something my wife would do. 250 The position of your monitors is killing me OCD wise! ... Ooooo, thank you! <3 Also, holy moly, this website is going to eat my wallet. But he wasn't even bragging, he just *mentioned* it. Bannister is pretty awesome Wow. I first read that as racial thermometer. Seeing as how pre's will be "free" - You bought 3 pre's for 500g? He got a new model What in that is custom Maybe you already have one and you don't know it.... who the fuck hates joe? Sounds like something another bug spirit would say. Waarom staan de planten nog overeind? DEAR GOD I tried two different pictures of my 18 year old friend. It said she was 47 in one and it said she was 11 in another. Are they farming coins there? But how can they force to get matched with each other?? ...Does yours *not*? That seems like overkill Ow I didnt noticed this. I know they added this for few champions, I was like Damn, that would place the third installment somewhere in the year 2845 *Fans her face* I approve of the song list! I thought that Binetsu kara Mystery and Cutie Panther were unpopular for some reason. Really you guys? I thought the Wraith lupe looked a little... *off* compared to the other Wraith pets. Hmm +1. When I returned to the new tilesets I was like "WTF IS THIS I AM LOST chaac below current osiris nobody in this thread nor any of the announcer tonight oh damn, nah lol was just wondering cause I recognized your name They're learning Not to mention the others shouldn't have those mental conditions, right? RIGHT? Nice. Congrats on getting white/blue/red... I only went for white and blue and ended up completing it about 15 minutes before the 1st deadline. 1440p 144 hz Where do you live on Long Island? I live here and the air is usually so dry that I can't use the HL lotion or anything that relies on hyaluronic acid because it sucks all the moisture out of my skin Sweaters? Okay, that's definitely a weird coincidence. I must be psychic! How did you get your hands on these? how can someone not like ultros I can't even imagine how some of the armor in this game would look on a tonberry You've just opened up a whole new world to me Pay...pay what? Wait, you couldn't play games with witchcraft but you were allowed to play WoW, the game with warlocks and mages and demons and where the fucking undead are a faction? Oh, that's what my first thought was but it seemed kind of odd. Not sure why people downvoted me for asking though # I'm a fan of Ovi as well, but wouldn't any player be more pissed about losing a game than scoring a goal? Do you mean the wolf beasts on the Great Bridge? Do they really? hm okie dokie, too late on the daedric prey, I already morphed it. I read somewhere that some guys twilight was hitting for 7k, and I was like Maybe this post is sarcastic too I just noticed by looking through your Instagram that we were in Galicia at the same time! So... how will she keep this thing? A d31 associate that wants to drive? Good to know! I asked my ob and she said when it's firm it's a braxton hicks. I'm like... Could be worse! My apartment building caught on fire yesterday AND my BF donated the last of his paycheck to some artificial intelligence group or somesuch(denoting a lack of his NON-artificial intelligence) and now we have no food until thursday... On top of THAT, my apartment smells DELICIOUS because of the fire. If Liu Kang isn't liked by Boon, why the hell did he make him the winner of the first 3 tournaments? Locker numbers during lab sessions, parking spaces, pens (I hear ya!), how the laundry is hung out and folded, how the dishes are stacked to dry... on the rare occasion that I make plans with a friend, if something changes last minute I'd rather not go at all than go 10 minutes later. I'm sure there are more things that my boyfriend could tell you... no it isn't Really nice man, all of your skins There are seedless melons? As a motorcyclist I'm afraid of riding around with butt plugs after I tried it once and the plug went all the way in Looks awesome, but scary as well When police sirens play in the background of a song I freak out for a sec Wow Choo should be glad that ball literally just happened to bounce up into his glove. Much better I haven't trained a lot, but my (lv38) Toon Link can beat my (lv50) Link amiibo. Apparently no one is but the Astros. "Miami Heat have been officially eliminated from Playoff Contention" So this man doesn't think my wife and I should have a marriage, children, health care rights, or even have sex but he's okay with the trans cult? There were six in my yard yesterday. We have a fully gated area for our veggies. It's 8 ft tall, and we had to put a top on it this year because one of the dang deer hopped it last year and got stuck inside so she ate everything. Wait... was there ever any doubt? What schools prom was this? Well hell no, I have no intention of messing with them this is scary We have neither in my area. I am overly attached to strawberry painted pets and kougras so basically strawberry kougra = ultimate dreamie. hey guys, I found D'Lo's reddit account... what should we do with it now? Thank you. I refuse to settle for anything short of amazing. It really bit me in the ass this time, but one day having my heart so open is all gonna pay off. I'll find him. All these feels aren't for nothing. OMG. How big are your spaceplanes? Damn, came here thinking I could get the 5/7 for like 4k, didn't know blue ones were worth that much dat email address I don't know, that clown dream Toaster had creeped me the heck out as a kid. Did you already get your version of the exclusive edition? Mine was shipped but no idea if it's already here Curious but why would someone's wealth determine your shot at a hookup which I'm assuming is going to be a one-night stand? Do the girls on Tinder expect to be paid? What's going on Wow, Scotland! Wow, that was kind of *beautiful*. Very well done Yup! I'll be wide away for another 4.5 hours.. it will be a struggle after that. More jackets? Holly shit there is dozens of us Wait, you stood around for 6 hours? This is GOLD. Was watching this vid on my other monitor and clicked on this. The videos lined up perfectly. Mines still smooth 60 fps same cant unsee THANKS!! Yeah It kinda took off!! & was a bit overwhelmed @ first anti-fun? Can't you just say "not fun?" This is *really* bizarre. What's with the higher-ups noticing addressed problems and appropriately fixing them in a timely manner? 44yo....i am in the declining demographic. That hits home. but that 120GB of space Looked away, then looked back just as the leopard bike went down. Me too, except as well as wanting to see them in person, I want to touch their hands as well Why is this on the front page? You're meant to get hit in Boxing.... I don't understand why anyone gives a shit about this match so i should lvl up for every 4 games i played and if i want to reach level 250 , there must be 1000 games played I've grown tired of this shit from people. There have been times when I'm speaking and they begin to interrupt me... I then follow up while interrupting them in return with, "Oh, I'm sorry the middle of my sentence interrupted the beginning of yours. Please continue. You were saying?" 9 times outta 10 they stumble on their own words and don't how to continue after that. Sometimes I get a priceless moment from them with the look that crosses their face. This is fucking amazing Was this the only decent hit in the entire match?? Totally worth the hundreds of millions of dollars Were they scraping it from the inside of a claymore? This would be so creepy animated Holy shit, this will give me nightmares for weeks. To all you pussies who are looking in the comments before clicking the link, it isn't for the faint of heart. Stairs are gone Wonder if we will see another side of Tatsumaki not a 6 time EPS champion And on top of being stuck with them, the owner of the company decides to give them 1 more 6 month contract "just to see" after I've already done that AND NOTHING CHANGED. Ahah my parakeet still looks pretty shaken. He's got this Why is that chatbox there at all wELL MAYBE WE ALL ARE INSANE Est-ce que les études ne sont-elles pas gratuites en France ? I suppose if you are being strict with everyone else, then stick to it. I was having issues trying to figure out the head count for my wedding when doing the guest list and when it came down to it, the amount of kids both sides combined was over 15 That is extremely fucked up. I think I'd end up just quitting if they'd said that to me. I can't um..boss? What? Am I missing something? I somehow managed to install and play HoTs and before I was given a beta key and now I'm picturing a vagina in mink I can't believe it they beat Fnatic 2-0 and on Inferno I don't trust myself with scissors near my vaj since The Incident. 300 gpm massive farm? What are non flat feets? No he is fucking right. I played CS for 10 years, started GO a few months ago and got to LEM without too many troubles then got overwatch ban. Completely stupid system. Oh my god he shot them through a smoke, for sure WH Only for the achievements, brah. The tooth pulling was I've really never understood why they are so much money for what they are. That's why I was so happy when I FCed it. It's my top play by 20pp LOL. The last thing I needed to wake up to this morning was a mental image of you in my PJs. wow. that looks frustrating That Yasuo yuuuuuuup! I took a year off as well. It's horrible. I just wanna be done That would be amazing. oh shit you do? Coolest Glitch Ever! I already thought of a lot of ideas for FNAGFs 1-4. (I gotta finish da trilogy! No prob! Pretty sure it's just doing a duckface and has Quiggle hands. Neopian hand logic is crazy... I mean, just look at the Kau from Fruit Machine. After I got Mohacas (3days ago ?), I got around 1900ish, you hit some wall but you can advance with the spells (BR become so strong I bought an aldo watch. It lasted me maybe four months until it started getting weird and green Man you're fast :D, I was there and can prove stairs was gone Imagine if some jackass devotes his life to swaping SVD PSO's for those from AKM's This post is changing the way we build water forever also got it recently! but 769 wins Why is this heavily downvoted? they aren't tribal at all oh and to answer "any way to fund nightwalker(?)" uh there are plenty of ways to fund. What if Usopp gets a devil fruit enabled weight changing hammer (Like Spandam's Elephant sword)? sooooo what are those hasla and yr teams ? Gosugamers got nothing on that match did you watch the video? Das gibt's immer noch? Oh wow. Simply amazing.. Mind = blown. which drg gear is modeled after freya? Send me some bong? Wut the link to imgur? but it didn't deactivate the turret in the video I'm not clicking that... My tablet takes huge screenshots I haven't tried reheating a cauliflower combo but the sweet potato/asparagus combo I put in the microwave for 40 seconds to eat while making this post. I'm usually pretty good at eating while computering but I couldn't even put it down to type ... I have no pops. Geez... it seems 500 ore is 5 tonnes. this always bothers me... *ALWAYS* wow thanks for the link I have him tagged as Eloquent Bullshitter, clearly we've had too very different encounters Why don't GIFs loop any more? Even if it's the Toronto Leafs?! But the game ended at like 8 PM PST That is a strange arse build! But he had a Gallade... TIL my existence is *inherently* misogynistic. Did I really just see that? It's really tripping me out that Alistair is older then Cullen "You Know Exactly Why We're Here" is absolutely fantastic! Wait, there is such a sub? What is the sauce for this? That looks terrifying I used to have the hairstyle. With the streaks and everything. It did not look very cool on me at all in hindsight Wow - when did THIS happen? I've been out since the beginning of 2007; I don't remember ever hearing about any children for Danny Nagashima Honestly, i actually already adapted to your mods. I move slow, make sure to check my surroundings, but the ferals Simulation of air traffic at multiple airports. Turned into a shit show when I was the only one who knew C. My teammates got pissed because I wasn't teaching them. Wait, are the wing bombs on backwards? [Looks up 'bint'... nV stomp fnatic? Damn I just looked it up and I must have misremembered the price. I didn't realize it had gotten so expensive WHAAAAAAAAT?? Where the fuck have I been?? OH SWEET SWEET LORD NEXT EPISODE Is... is that a thing? Does it, like, suck it back up, or something...? damn girl. damn I am so disturbed right now... Yo dawg. When did that happen? thats...what they ancients...did...rofl. Are we not ancients at some time in the future? You threw out the entire carboy? Yes, I'm well aware... How old is Thanos ? That's a big tip Very good point. Can't believe I didn't notice that. I use 60Hz monitors, so not mad at all? What tv remotes, cordless phones and forearms are all HUGE I turned it down yesterday out of curiosity and I don't even see any difference in graphics quality, compared to high.. Yeeaahh... the Faith Militant has been a bit.. heavy-handed in the show thus far. I don't remember them being quite this batshit insane in the books.. LOOK AT ME. ( Well, congrats man! Your rage maxbet just made you around $900 I bet on FlyingV and I myself am very upset as of what happened in the match, but think about it in this manner. Compare Funshine and other players on the team (who had connection issues) to a professional soccer team in a match. What can happen in a soccer match is that certain players get injured (in comparison to connection issues in the game) and this can greatly affect how the turn out of the game is going to be. But just because a certain player got injured in a match, does not mean that everyone who bet on this match is going to get their money returned to them. In overall comparison, csgolounge is refusing to return skins because of a single individual's faults. BUT BUT BUT, there's still a little blame to place on FLyingV for not forfeiting. I find it quite unfair and odd they let 4 rounds go by with only 4 players on a ct sided map Erh, is anyone else stuck trying to find an alternative payment method than Paypal? Why doesn't this site accept a regular Visa random numbers or a socal phone number? "€1500". umm... north america? same summoner name as reddit... Don't Komamura and Yoruichi count as Shinigami first? Incoming mid-air 360 no scopes I'm sorry, but I have to agree. I just don't understand how people don't understand this. Remilia is using Gae Bolg to be fair, I was just at my derm and they (receptionist) were trying to sell the shit out of these clairsonic face brushes. they started at $120 something. seemed pretty irresponsible all around. (btw, the derm's only skincare advice was "here is a eucerin sample" That's exactly what was going through my mind as I watched this! Please tell us that it wasn't a bottomless pit My favorite unidolized event SR (and possibly of all game), so only choices would be either T1 or only getting the unidolized. I've decided to hold on to my lovecas for longer, so I'll go with the latter and pass on this one. Besides, too many horror stories about Umi events... I think you're on the wrong thread... but either way, using S&C as a first-time yarn is the cruelest thing I've ever heard of I got goblin shaman as #1 which is my 2. favorite char and troll druid as #2 which is my main Replenish on a Machine Gun Why are you encouraging soldiers? It's out on Sundays? Dat restrictions made me crap my pants Well yeah....thats kind of what "In my opinion" means I dont think they ruined Felicity, her character arc makes sense, even though shes really unlikeable as a result. I just wish they wouldnt spend as much time on her and instead focus on characters that aren't on some kind of egocentric spree Holy crap, the thing is made of wood I think that OP is dead Did you unpress? I love Pauline Nordin Looks like someone put googlly eye on you right nipple ... Colin Kaepernick's speed, agility, throw power with Tom Brady's accuracy and mentality É, acho que no Brasil o pessoal é mais sincero. Mas já teve gente que defendeu a legalização da maconha pra mim argumentando que a planta pode ser usada para fabricar vela de navio I hope that is not me, I recall a similiar situation happened ~3 weeks ago OOO, look at OP bragging about his tablet device Have you ever played WoW? how did you take a rainbowmon to battle? What was the cammer writing that he didn't get the license plate? Why did he drive off and not call police? O_O Holy crap! Who did you have to assinate to get those? 8xSLI Titan HOLY SHIT! Imagine ..... 4k... no 8k .... 60fps :D You think valvE will add this because it is logical? I just watched again yesterday, and he said "what can they do but burn" actually... I'm French and I don't get a single word of it. I have no idea who Barbarr is either, but HLTV trolls seem to love him.. Just check out the comment section on the match page Juuuust as human as the rest of reddit > Yes, I'm well aware... That's funny, I got banned from /r/gameofthrones for "banging under the stars" and that was too sexual. Everyone is in finals week and I have.... 4 more weeks left.... ha. ha. Man, that team is really horny Wow so many people didn't want him to go pro. Didn't expect that. Officially, it takes place before Sonic Universe #75. Also, Sonic the Hedgehog #272 takes place before Sonic Universe #75, which is a little confusing, seeing as SU#75 is already released and StH#272 isn't. Last gf did this to me we cuddled and took naps together and held hands and she said she does that with friends OH my gosh. the kickoff for Bridgetown Comedy Festival is the day after tomorrow. I might be internally screaming right now wow, $80 and the guy didn't even give you chutoro, let alone o-toro? This is perfect. I love how I can see your ass...from the front I forgot I subbed to this. I'm applying to mostly "technical support" type jobs - is there anything off with my resume? 404 messages Oooooh...that person is gonna be not happy. I....had not considered this.. I am not saying you are wrong, in fact I agree there are higher tier rulers and decks, but more so that you are contradictory saying there isn't any then saying there is :D. There are definitely tiers already and 3 of the rulers you mentioned are DEFINITELY a cut above half of the field if not more. Suggesting creativity over net-decking is fine. I still think its the most viable option right now because there are a lot of options, but as I said it is disingenuous to say there are no tiers and then list rulers whose decks are top tier Vacuum next to the crate. Car batteries are only 12v... Is this a serious post? The face looks like a cross between Wolverine and Hitler Lol, there's no way in hell Bruce was 35. Really? How old would that have made Dick? Wait you downloaded the app to the tablet while at the store? Your card costs more than my entire rig. NAKED WHA?! Oh god why! i dont like ppl eating rice with their hands makes me a snob? Yeah, once I figured out the guides I was really happy hah I sometimes still build the same items on certain heroes though. Old habits are hard to break. I remember playing brood and listening to the LotR soundtrack, and then Shelob's theme starts playing My friend had ended up preorder it on iTunes because, right before Stressed Out dropped, everything on the TOP.com store was Out of Stock. She told me they are 256 kbps from iTunes store but the TOP.com one is 320 kbps Me too. Then I glazed over the top comment that said "A blue whale's blow hole is about 20 inches. You could not fall in, though if you got your foot stick it could choke the whale." and was like I can do that with a vein in my left hand. Only my left though The portal? Are they not account/soul bound? You got this! As long as you do,t turn into the seven stick nurse.... almost The worst is when they steal your blood echoes before they even spawn why are all these comments getting downvoted here Where were the store employees when all this was going down? Zoinks!! The prospect of what methods they would use to attack scares me..... I assume they would wait until you're most vulnerable.... ( This happens to me on every playthrough Awesome glitches, agreed! But I'm more confused as to why r/gaming isn't freaking out about this right now MINE TOO Here here, I'm all for making this an annual requirement My eyes it look STUNNING Wow, this subreddit is on a roll with posts like these. The amount of people that are apostating is mind-numbing and jarring; it's like being hit with a curveball and I'm not even Christian. Oh? They have blocked it now? Just minimize the window... Wow No. He was about to kill Iris in the last episode even though her name's in the paper... she wrote the article. The Dolphins were like " you find them through the bracket? Wait. 20 Hearts from Botania? Ring of Odin only gives 10 Hearts. cthyllaaaaaaa~~~ I SEE YOU I just asked that above... Reddit says they are there but I don't see them CLG Organization is fine, every time we lose playoffs we get a new sponsor Looks like he ended up doing 31 laps. sauce? That would explain the OKC/tinder guys, I think I have all their numbers in my contacts. It was just super duper creepy seeing all 4 of them next to each other, all with no mutual friends This. I had to have HR block her 2 email addresses and tell them to block any and all calls from her. I did this back in Feb and told my best friend, to which he replied "Do you really think she'll try and get in contact with your boss or people you work with/for?" I said "I honestly have no idea what she's capable of at this point.." Low and behold, a month to the DAY later she emailed my boss and cc'd my personal email and my work email some crazy fictitious rant and topped it off with "We'll c u in court!!" What a fucking nightmare that could have turned into Wow, it's been my dream to become as famous as say a Joss Whedon type some day and it still is one but-damn I can see what the hell they have to deal with and why the career is so taxing. Say what you will about "words may never hurt me" but I'd want some time away from all that shit too. Picture proof of what? If you don't know that much of what you are talking about then don't comment No WAY!!!! Did he go to elementary school? How? Its literally one comment... just dont read it How did you order more than one? Worst admins ever. Have they ever heard of Deep Freeze? You're parents actually let you out of the house looking like that??? Not Georgia, otherwise I'd think you were actually me. Answer me this...why have they both travelled to London when neither has a team playing at the event? Seven weeks with sore throat? What does your doctor say... also ask him about sports...? that's the weirdest thing i've ever heard I now realize that I'm closer to 30 than to 16... Thanks for the check-in thread, making a whole new post makes me feel too exposed most of the time I can't even tell the difference No? Conflicted villains and dickish heroes. It's reality. Straight forward, always smiling happy to be helping heroes are just so fake Not really something they did but i regularly had dreams that they were trying to kill me. I thought that was a normal thing for kids to dream until i was much older and realized it wasn't at all. Ah well....there will only be a handful of servers left soon...people will move to servers with fresh content...and the server which is most stable..sadly the second highest populated server is not stable and has a fucked economy already....and it just relaunched.... It looks like an autopsy picture. I guess you never bought anything from the Sierra Discount Bin in the 90's. I've **seen stuff** *maaaan*. Thought this was PM. Don't open white boxes dude You've been a redditor for 4 years and you have never set a flair in a sub? wait, across the globe in Taiwan My mom would look over at me like, Violet's look! my memories must be a lie ok this is bad news, already the Aghanims making his abilities immune to true sight, didn't realise he can also kill couriers Trixie is my queen forever. But watching that lipsync, it's an old school /back in the day song. Ginger is older, so she knows how to work that vibe. Similar to Latrice vs Kenya in the preggo runway episode. I met Trixie on Friday & she's amazing. Helped me off the floor Was this girl dressed as a cow before this? That... Almost looks... Watchable? wut o-o..... wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut Holy crap, this is going to change Pvp so much I just love how Wigglytuff was like " That totally read like a Cracked article or something. Well done! No one wears level 40 items either BEST SCENE EVER! Anchovies That's really strange Is that even its final form? Your mom and sister should probably have their eyes checked. Pretty much anything ICS Bloody hell that's impressive When I was 17 I barely had money for food let alone a fucking storage unite. Whos motocycle? Stolen orr his? Where he get this money? Where his parents? Also.....Why did he have to repel? Didnt he just repel onto a street in front of the store? I remember having a regular Gardevoir and a Delta Gallade in my team. I've had lingering thoughts that hey were dating. I love your username... lumpia is fucking delicious This one always pops up in Skyhold for me. Those measurements though. It's literally spherical and as big around as I am tall no flair? How do you know my name And coffeeeeeee. What's the problem with couples at work? damn.... I thought we've all been here since forever... ( How does this work? wait... it took you watching Shawshank FIVE times to realize that Andy Dufrane was the protagonist? Lagmaron god rune Holy shit I totally forgot about that thing Body makeup. Ah I see. That is brilliant Is this seriously a thing? Tony Abbot? well to be honest, that is a high price Only difference between me and him is I accept trade offers so thats a good thing Damn. I saw the first stream with Incarnation and Sneaky one or two days ago, but I missed this stream. Only came in after Incarnations mic stopped working. That Riven teamfight though I was so surprised when your beatrice did so much damage to my kei Imagine the lines Reinstall your shit. The name alone scares me! Same issue but reversed. I've only ever sat on an SV650S and I was intimidated. The riding position makes me feel like I'm laying down and putting my weight on the bars which made me feel less safe and like I could fall off/drop the bike if I actually tried riding it. I've never felt that way on my DR-Z though Sometimes I'm like But what did you mean by hurry? it only had a $300 budget?! Cheating in a web game... First time I heard this I got goosebumps. From the title I was expecting to read something similar to my experience when I went with a buddy to get free condoms. They thought we were a couple Ohh spawncamp, please do not bring back those horrible memories $1,200 USD a pop!! Yeah, I'm all about t-shirts or polo shirts, jeans, and Converse, and when I'm home I wear yoga pants because they're so comfortable...I don't look in the mirror much lol. I even wear a pair of all-black Converse to work, and I'm a lawyer. Drops to 30 fps with that hardware Well after the 1st 12 months do what you like :) could never understand them not letting people change the hard drive as its always been an option with the 360 -_- still on my 3rd hard drive now Wieso In my jurisdiction, that's not murder at all Wtf that's so good Its 80/17/3, atleast looks like it that music Well, color *me* gullible. Wat did I just read.... Are you telling me they have changed aloit of quest reward into rare item instead of gem How about three lushens, I have three. Wouldn't be viable in AO I guess since you have to choose between speed buff/attack buff. Maybe with megan? No God damn thats an sexy ass ak. Is your BF out of his mind or what I'm always thinking of crover yeah lets just do a worms (worms world parte and ETC..) game mode every one gets a 45 sec turn to move and do what ever he wants an then kill eachother That's the REAL reason that the [Vita Chamber in his office was turned off.](/spoiler) There are a BUNCH of Andrew Ryans running around! Who's to say THIS one was the real one? You guys shouldn't get higher ping than us ...What? Sorry, but have you actually read **anything** I've written? It's really starting to feel that you're just building a wall and ignoring me while putting words in my mouth dat 44 KDA with lich tho Dolphinately? You think most kids in China eat three nutritious meals a day?? (and if things get really bad, you can add the "roll" part in, too camp lazlo. The Fort Hood shootings say you can be quite effective killing for Allah in Texas if you put your mind to it My boyfriend had the exact same predicament as you, and he's the exact same height and has the exact same wrist size Reus? What about Cuadrado? Are we writing him off without giving him a chance! That's... not how you use rabbits. ~~camp lazlo. I was farming Shaguru with a roomie. we were cool with people posting their HR 6 Urgent since we were just item farming. well a guy comes in and posts his HR 7 Ukanlos urgent. We explained to him that we were fighting Shaguru. This went back and forth a few times before he left...but not before accusing me of working with satan and hoping that I'd find god before it was too late This makes my palms super sweaty! America lacks culture because their culture is like the generic culture that everyone uses. That's how influential it is.... > Galactic militants It's a scary jungle in there. They talk about...boys what was that 50sec intro oh god Thanks, and here I thought I'd relinquished that scene from my mind. I'm Jewish, that's what. There is a chance of me making one. It actually came up in conversation recently and it definitely would be a lot of fun. I'd actually like to see it fully implemented into the game via workshop alongside announcer packs for several other casters ^^^^Omg ^^^^Link ^^^^Pls ^^^^.-. ^^^^Pls ^^^^write ^^^^'bout ^^^^bella ^^^^doe ^^^^ Hahaha! Thanks! The other pics from that timer burst that were like OMG. Well dang They look like they will attack you every time they bring a stick... her face at the end of .gif Shit i think i learned more in this thread than i did from my sex ed class in school sigh............. How is this at all relevant to a guy who's started playing? 480p He has had decent guys there every now and then, even a 10-1 and a 7-1 guy, but WTF, his 28th fight was against a 0-0 dude *sigh*, Yeah /r/dayz being it's usual classy self I guess Fair point, but it's usually very rare/difficult to do something like this. Who knows. Maybe we can harass them about it. Y'all make it sound like this is as big if not bigger deal than the issues with the PC The chimano custom is the king of pistols Oh wow, srsly? I thought the XBONE version only missed 6. I love that. Also - apparently there is a payed bot on here Das ist ja richtig krass Mankind ends up Nuking the planet to try & get rid of the apes, Then a mutated human race ends up worshiping a giant Nuke Noob here, what's the setup you were running? Yap! But i think i also saw Turkish rooms in ZMR This gets two posts on the front page? I'm sorry I didn't see all this No i'm just saying that for some reason guys freak out whenever i girl is in a game You're the dense one for missing the joke Wtf really ? What? Why would I be insulted? Will there be any patches before this big patch? There's tons of bugs with the game that still need fixing, including bugs introduced in the most recent patch. Why are you waiting for a content patch to fix any of these things? Hotfixes are a normal thing in gaming now. "Ugh, your deck is just a copy-pasta netdeck! Such cancer!" Said the Face Hunter that slap There's a Flip Table button. It took them 99 tries to beat Mario 3 bowser, but they were good enough to get there with that maby lives? Word on the street is if you add butter to it you feel bulletproof The flash to extend the travel time of the Shaco e so his own e would be up in time... Is that thing women do? Just noticed... 4AM and sun is up? I used the company electrical room to swap to 25mm gators. I got 4 flats in a few weeks. Kept checking the tires and rim for why. Turns out a small copper wire was embedded on the inside of the tire, right in the middle i do, were you the one who joined me? WTF Cant tell if you are trolling Lugina looks so fancy Why is dubbed in English? Agreed... It seems you're right. I can add every app except the ones I already hat installed in the past. Although I'm preety sure it wasn't always like that. I know that I was kinda upset years ago because I wasn't able to add free apps for later testing... Is online really like that???? you can see people tru walls on CS:GO? O_O why you see a blue aura on them? And it works perfectly. Too perfectly. Maybe doves were a euphemism for Ns and we never knew... So when tpp isn't translated we all control baba. But in Vietnamese they all control us? yeah I wonder what /u/TheGuyNamedRudol did to piss his dad off? What's happening Holy crap Wow Sublingual injections Wait... Three helmets? Congrats, but you wasted that 100 soldiery. Wowww bloodborne. ..I actually understood that like common lingo When did PG say every employee had one? Holy Cheez-it. This is bloody incredible. Outside the door leading in to the dorm? Might be possible, Disney Infinity 3.0 has Star Wars pack now I know, I noticed that too. His voice sounded a bit off though Dude...way too late for that edit. same. i didn't even invite him. Fantastic! That last pic... whoa Was not expecting that many males lol... Alternating laugh/recall? I just realized that Iris will forever stay "useless" Do you want the honest answer to that? was wells in Star Labs the entire time? Holy crap. I strolled into here from /r/all and was so confused as to the comment section until I realized it was /r/iPhone . Usually the android subs show up frequently in my all feed. Its weird to see an Apple post without shit talk wtf is Korean e-sports doing to these guys Not only are they supremely annoying, they make me super uncomfortable. Seeing Rom for the first time at 2 AM or whenever it was that I reached that boss fight was very upsetting. But that breaks the subreddit rules. Heh? Uh oooohhhhh... "The parents of the unique" ... While i was typing a comment to you I decided to do some digging on differentials. Holy shit Holy s*** why didn't I think of that playing csgo with ~90 ping, cannot forget the time we played LAN 128 on a netcafe and I had 3 ping Woah. That's a little bit crazy to me... Her husband has NEVER seen her without makeup? Also sounds horrible for her skin... I'm all about makeup, but sleeping in it makes me feel so *grimy*. I'm all about my skincare routine and this just does not compute for me How can they survive if their tail has been removed? that's what i was thinking, too: "he... FLEW AWAY?? I just realized I'm using Reddit/Twitter on my MacBook, TNT/Warriors on my iPhone, and MLB.tv/Giants on my AppleTV.. I'm a blind Apple consumer Not just little boys. Last night I asked my husband to go change over the laundry in the basement and he goes "ooh, then I can pee in the drain that's down there!" Apparently this is a favorite past time of his? Why is that? Yep, I think i deposited about an hour after Payments fucked up.... It's been 6 Days, a week tomorrow... Wow especially if you live alone ...unless the pigs want to be fisted to death I envy you your not-caringness, I'd like to be able to cultivate that attitude for myself. I nuked my last account post internet stalking by a co-worker. I am still shocked to have discovered that there are people out there in the world who think it's okay to stalk you online (by googling your user name from one social media account in order to find accounts elsewhere,) and then bring up your comments/posts as topics for casual conversation... lol I was imagining rushing to the restroom the whole time and now I sort of want to pee isnt the basilisk way over market? I've actually had it happen to me. She poked me right in the eye and sure enough I had to go to hospital This was from Season 18.. y u post now Are you asking me to fight you or to do this? Right? Those two mini ladders at the end get me every time... and I FCed EX my first try. Some people lose their posts on here. It's as if the site doesn't want them to post. The Red Pill subs sadly 1 key for your x-ray how did you find my tumblr Trapper using Abe and refusing to tag stating the monster knows it's tagged Or maybe his impact on the world will "Echo" through time Same error Hope so. There was not any intention for anything like that. $2500?! INSANE. There's a couple kill la kill butt cheeks in there so maybe it's not SFW after all? Hope it's not too bad my face now hurts from reading that whole thing. extreme literal What and so is every bathtub, pitcher, glass, vase etc on board I want to know the story behind the second link Why would that be racist? GTA5 has micro transactions? Wat am I watching The music is fantastic oh fuck! I missed that bit, not sure how That's a white walker in cat form, damn cats are going to take over us soon!! World domination is near!! I didn't know youtube has a GIF-making tool I feel for you bud. This is the same reason I never cook dinner for my spouse any more. When he cooks I always compliment him and say how great it is, when I cook he'll criticize the way I do everything and then make remarks on how it could've tasted better. Then he asks why I always cook for myself but never make any for him OK, fair enough! If you have to travel a lot for work or otherwise it definitely makes sense you want more downtime at home. Crazy that people think you want to jet off again on your free time. any more like the justice genesis one? Have loved that song for many lifetimes Peridot was the beast all along. Whoa, definitely had no idea it could do that Iceberg Or even a Pokemon Trainers bag! How do they keep all that stuff in there?! Not sure if Im just really derpy here, but how does this relate back to my comment? This is so good Wait, let me get this straight. You want evidence of someone *not* doing something? Khezu can pin? When it hangs on the ceiling??? I lost my weekend to this fucking game I'm not offended and I never showed signs of anger I even used his joke at the end of my comment to show how I wasn't serious I thought you were talking about Jerry and Tom from Parks and Rec. wait.. what? PA is better for casual? From the looks of it, it wasn't them, it was over a scientist photo apparently In germany in general we have waay more attacks by rightwing groups onto asylum seekers/immigrants (lots of arson) than we have attacks by radical muslims, there still hasn't been a single german killed on german soil by muslim terrorism, but stuff like arson to asylum homes sadly happens quite a lot (2014 it happened as much as 2013 and 2012 combined Depends on what you mean by "sit" Hot chizz, that's a lot of worlds. medusa is viable Aliens Nooo.. I just dropped my pen. How often do you need to dispense gold on food? Good gods, the kid is lucky somebody didn't swat him halfway across the room over that! ... *and* babies. Geez, those comments My ignorance ? The quality of the recording is amazing It's a sign I'm aware that I am not a couture diva, but I look good when I mean to and I don't see anything wrong with that coat Oh man, this is Season 1 old... That thing would probably give my laptop a heartattack... Can't even imagine launching it and in 4 games with 100% win rate AM average GPM is 780... Yay and wow... poor guy/ gal You could make a korean team. With the 5 remaining non-skt players. Jesus dude, that really was a different era of Big Bang Where's the sign up thing? Are you seriously not accepting 10k less? Big Crack L( Okay, I'm confused. Is this restriction mainly for profession material? Or the material tab itself? Or both? Wait, then why are there only 6 souls freed in FNAF3 if there's actually 11 kids dead? WOW, I have been frequenting this subreddit alot! Heck I have so many questions and disscusions posted here that by the morning I have so much mail Woah, way back! That was actually my first tour with the boys! Went from playing some coffee shops with friends to opening for Jack's Mannequin... Dude why does he do that weird thing with his hands... Off topic, but how many mechanical keyboards do you own if you buy them regularly? Wow. That would outCecil Cecil. ....weird Kicked one shot away from killing the Archon Priest (,,,)( That is crazy, I play at 400 dpi and 1.41 in-game, your dpi is around 20 more sensitivity in-game than mine every redditor has amazing observational skills I just ... wanted to wait for the lazer headlights Like automatically downloading? Oh I see... I didn't click the first time. After this guy? Better double up and still run to the dr after this one. Yes, clearly I can see from your posting history how passionate you are on the subject. I cant see Thresh there,so if hes there,u are right 503km... Been considering getting one for summoners war as well :) How long does the battery life last while playing summoners war? And for some reason I've read it doesn't charge via micro usb? Not gonna lie, i have no idea what i was trying to say there. I think i started typing hostility then gave up and it got autocorrected Wait, did he confirm that he was doing a new show based on reddit? Genserik is alive Yes please Dude.....nice fucking rig Water World. What is this magic? It's like when the circlejerking subs created /r/atheism posts and brigaded them to the top, then have for years used quotes from those very posts as a way of mocking atheists. IGN; MuchLove (IrishFat to DeFloyd I think it means using Hangouts with Google Voice Integrated into it. Google Voice supports MMS, but Group Chats don't work properly. Since Google Fi pretty much takes over the Google Voice # I'm assuming that this is why Hangouts isn't working with Group Chat, but I'm still confused because if Google's Messenger works with Group Chat so should Hangout Once worked at a bar where after noticing a client was having trouble walking and seemed to have had more than his fair share, we made the decision to cut him off and escort him to a cab. Once out the door he promptly took of his prosthetic leg and threw it at our doormen. Arc burn: looks at inventory: rolls over fatebringer: nah I'll use VoC. You and me both. I have not clue where to even start. Other than the fact that Daredevil isnt exactly a "TV series", I agree with almost every point on this list, including the ranking order. Thats never happened before What is that spot to the right on your middle monitor Do you write in notepad? Sheesh, does everyone know? haha, that was funny. But not as funny as her on a tank That ego... Yeah probably something to do with ESO i know exactly what you mean, my stomach churned and sometimes if he had worked me up that much 'd have to go to the the toilet How brutal is inviting Niqua to talk about Alliance It started working randomly on its own a few minutes ago Oh you didn't get to the batshit insane shit in that game I guess Most likely out of town. My first WRX was transported from Boston to Ithaca, NY Maybe shes just an android Holy crap that blue dragon I've had so many women talk to me while we're peeing that I'm no longer certain I think it's gross. It's starting to feel normal. Yeah I think you're about right Q might even be like 45 People say this but he wasn't exactly a saint I got 18 and female That sounds worse than pink. $160 is cheap? Finance? I don't know why but I find it hilarious in a saddddd way that Haili or Jenn aren't on WTF, That name tho I still want to know who you are came here to say exactly this... I wanted to punch my monitor What.. really? oh god what did i start Or, you know, just throw them away and change the bathroom trash at least once a day? KEEP How? They hardly ever give samples You... have these old files laying around?! That's some dedication... Dahye's thighs. TIL that monarchies have elections. CANT HEAR YOU In that case I've read some pretty fucked up Ruby shit Whoo! I'm grinding my potions hardcore. O.M.G. whoaaaa, what, i'm in love with this, i keep staring I thought that article was a joke can't find him on OP.GG. I'm going to make that a thing now. Amazing, we still outshot them despite spending 16 minutes on the penalty kill Me too. idk about Craig Daniels, but I could maybe see him as a pretty discounted Daniel Craig if that's what you meant \ _( God of Full Combo really exists I'm sorry, what? how in the actual fuck do you get a gun in the arena HAL is a mid cap? 40B OMG buddy For some reason if anyone happens to look at the comments, target now has this for 66.99 random for me So much to vacuum up 62 FTA wow That awkward moment when you find out that Wilson Ramos is leading the team in average right meow. good pointing that out lol. That is why I have an editor "Star Citizen..." Yeah the first 3 were definetly guessed correctly. Surpricingly I cant identify players 4 to 7. And black widow, altough that cant be right looks like Jorosar to me Why do some of us have Orange usernames? or did he Uh...exactly what I wrote above... That'll probably be playing on repeat thats not a real irish ...How long did this take you to write? I have 534 hours... i have a problem That top in the last picture says (AGENCY FB), which is the name of the font... Why do ghosts look... ghostlike? It looks like it's been electrocuted So wait, would a ban prevent me from playing single player? Really? I...pulled golden sylv and nozdormu from playing from like a month before naxx to release of GvG. But what if you're on one because got an equal number of upvotes and downvotes not gonna lie,I'm no woman but damn that pic looks scary! So in theory we could use nullify 3 body parts but I guess is not that easy... Tora UBB maybe? But that still leaves the Main Body... And that insane Shield but i guess poison could kill him... Maybe!? That still makes no sense though, considering its usually a constant drip/flood depending on what kind of flow day you're having. Mind boggling Mobile stand? Ey, you still need to flip the pages mah. Or is the technology so power until you can flip with your eyes. My friend tells me he loves me and kisses me on the forehead every time he gets drunk. I find it bizarre to be honest, that the UEFA Champions league belong to PES with super amazing official presentation whne 80% of the teams in it are unlicensed... But then we have the UEFA European champtionships licensed to FIFA... Which in turn didn't bother licensing the host's last time This girl was always drunk, she didn't admit she was actively trying to kill her unborn baby, but all the drinking and pot and heaters she smoke tells otherwise. So anywho, one night she's telling me about her miscarriage right into the toilet. Fucking bitch then went on to tell me she flushed it, then explain (carefree btw) how it almost got clogged up. I was like OR GO HUNTING I did it twice. I'm still paying down my credit card. must've been down voted by fat people... They take things so personally ...HOLY FUCKING HELL! Tämä. Ruotsissa ja Norjassa on tullut käytyä, enkä sanaakaan englantia ole puhunut, mutta ruotsin puhuminen Tanskassa päättyi siihen, kun Starbucksin neiti joutui kärsivällisesti kysymään kolme kertaa "Hvad er dit navn?" kun itse seisoin ilmeillen But this is a story about germany, so people should care since it reflects the situation in germany Holy shit ! if that happens people are gonna set bungie and sony buildings on fire If there is a team from wickd and pobelter inc i rly have a problem to chose a team in EU! Good spotting, because when you parachute out you have one on! wow O_O i knew wow was huge but not that huge I forgot how the old one looked like Look at that draw distance! Now try and PU Austria and take it all for yourself If you close your eyes... the dude sounds just like tony hawk.... Kind of like defining if consciousness ends after death? U only had 2 HP left and his secret is a explosive trap? aw waow really fucking teemo in every game Ein Teil der Musik im Hintergrund erinnert mich an die Wer wird Millionär Musik Aren't you always saying size doesn't matter? What in the heavens are you talking about mate? so you went from geek to martial artist master? What..... What was it trying to correct to? WTF!? Why???? That's just disrespectful Congrats man, you've just given a heart attack to 90% of the Oculus subredditors with that title, since most of us are interested in the 390 and assumed it was excluded (didn't even know 360 and 70 even existed) We are getting Goetze now!!!! i wish everyone had this attitude. But, then would we need to have it? Raid 0 on 2x64GB SSDS? I can't even get to the characterscreen atm. The loading screen after the launcher before you get to select your char doesn't end. ~~3~~ 2 slot? Worse than GB and FR? Doesn't sound very good for swimming Why do some of us have orange names? Trabajas en DZ? Stesso spettacolo da 34 anni that's actually awesome did you win? How does this scenario even HAPPEN?! Well, this is a mystery! While some of the comments in this thread are true (and hilarious!), I don't actually think it's *that* bad. It isn't great, but looking at it more carefully I don't think it's awful. There's something icon-like in its simplicity, and the colours are nice. It's unfortunate that it's so confusing at first glance though. Looking at the thumbnail I thought for a moment that it was a goat-headed figure. Then what would make it any different from insta-killing a mage or assassin or support? Yeah...she seems a little unstable wtf did i just read Holy shit... I farmed the White Monoblos for the Monodevil set and I can tell you that I was telling him to listen to you Back in the old days, people used to describe it as a really pungent cat piss aroma. To me it always smelled something like chemically, slightly fishy coconut. Smell is really subjective, but gasoline doesn't sound right. Dudddddddeeee I'm more terrified of killer whales because they kill sharks and then play volleyball with the corpse.....Shamu likes to kill Jaws just for funsies I understand. "She better not pout, She Better not cry, She better not scream, He's Going In Dry! 4 playthroughs in 59 hours? Thats pretty creepy actually Wait, Willow was a real life thing? As a Loadmaster reservist I say: I have reverse beads but I've never used them. The first one is a bit big! Isn't it odd how both Lux and Thresh proceeded to walk to mid lane and farm mid not stopping even a second to type things like 'wtf'. I know my self I'd just stop there standing looking 'what on earth just happened' and start type ' Are those nipple spikes used for attacks? That... That's a slur? I've never even heard that word before... Holy crap, Daniel Coughlin's music is beautiful Snuffy became real?! And the sneakpeak was *fantastic*, too. Dat Starfarer concept art shot at the end... Yeah, June 8th til July 10th, the lady told me. Must be an awesome fair to have to set up for so long. I'll have to check it out! Thank you for your other suggestions; I hadn't even thought of Manteca/Stockton! You're right about the commute, but my only other option is to commute from my current park in Vacaville (~90 minutes away How is this funded? the battle event was so bad. the idea was great but hirez didn't give a fuck about this event Thats still insane wait til it calculates both things and make them happen at the same time Featuring TLC and Nelly Bu.. But I said Anubis in my first comment... What were you wondering? not related, but she has an expensive LuLu hoody Because he would totally be banned for the second half of the season. I didn't know about that. All those multiple-artist festivals Hot damn. That might've been the hardest hit homer of the entire year You are immune to those pokey bastards? That's pretty handy. I don't know how much demand there really is for scorpion squeezins, but judging by the price it might be worth investigating Wait Legend speaks english? What about a sphere from the side? Her songs STACK?! Is that a trap door in the kitchen? you my friend have a built a big tolerance It makes me feel incredibly old to know that people who were young enough to be in kindergarten when System of a Down was popular are now old enough to be on reddit Again, that's a really weird thought Not sure why you were downvoted for being extremely un-offended. That mech Kojima showed off in an off-screen pic! (I like the way he had it customized in that particular shot.) No joke, at first I thought it was a picture of Xenoblade Chronicles X or something! Cheese pick? What cheese pick? They smile back? Wow never expected this to make front page Now that's really crazy..they do need to fix this.. My friend has been doing this for all of us for at least 5 years in a row. No dick to be sucked. . . . wat do? No way... So did I, so what does that mean? Still thought of hammer except different color Can confirm, did that once Enjoy man! But you better realise that one day, that beach where you went to club so eagerly, might be empty. What will you do then? Club your chocolate? I fielded my Ostwind...only to come across Sherman 76W. Oh the irony More? Do you mean like... spend $270 to get a device that matches, if not beats, current iOS phone specs (Asus Zenfone 2), and actually be in control of your phone, and have several launchers to choose from, and get more than 1 hour and 36 minutes battery life, and drag and drop music and other files onto your device like it's just removable media without the need for annoying third party applications like gayTunes, and easily manage your wake locks enabling you to get like 7 hours screen on time over 2 days of being off the charger, and have the option of choosing from several ROMs and kernels to make your device different, faster, more interesting, simpler, easier to use etc, and make nandroid backups so you can roll back to a particular set up, unlike stupid iOS gayTunes backup and restore where you're stuck on the new version and can't jailbreak anymore, and developer options > change animation speed to 0.5x to make general use even snappier, even after you've already flashed a custom ROM and kernel and the device already smokes iOS devices for general usability, and the ability to change your modem to see if it gets you a better signal, and the ability to overclock, underclock, flash performance mod .zips like L-Speed and Nitro, and for the love of sweet, sweet Jesus, INSTALL CYANOGENMOD!??!!?!?? Well in that case it was the guy in episode 1 who stole Iris' handbag; which led to her meeting Eddie. See what i mean't? The Mob is **TROLLING** You... Gah! What if she starts talking about the weather?? Id argue that leaving that much writing to someone who personally spends that much time on tumblr is a bad idea That's like walking into the kitchen and saying "I didn't enter the kitchen, I left the livingroom". But how can our eyes have ebola if our eyes aren't real The difference being that Laurel was supposed to kind of be horrible for a while because she was dealing with drug problems and other personal issues and the show treated her accordingly. Felicity on the other hand is treated like some kind of fan favorite while being just as bad if not worse than the goddamn drug addict cause people are fucking retarded. Games not over in first 20 minutes its 60 seriously wtf. not only that there would be 2 more wins for that to happen The face you make when you go to use the longdrop on a hike and Wraeclast-size blowflies come up out of the depths... I tried this as well - found the gens in there as well as Yacht BPC He stabbed the phoenix at the end of 3. wtf Wow that's big My dad always says "close the lights" instead of turn off the lights cause that's the literal translation from the way to say it in french Who are you fucking people? Nope. I've have 8 rats in my life and never been bitten. These two are by far the friendliest though. These two were from a breeder, so they've been handled by people since birth and they're super sweet. They're very overlooked pets. Can be taught tricks, litter trained, low cost, and love their people. I honestly don't understand why gerbils and hamsters are more popular. They're usually really mean Uhm I never said otherwise? wow uh...am I reading this right? toys for mothers? yikes! Holy Shit! How many people are even on the list? Now *that's* and egregious example of evil scroll-jacking. I try to scroll one page down and end up on page six I have heard of people using them before a long time ago, but even then it was only like 1 person and everyone else thought they were weird. I think the reason they gave was that it scuffed the cards less (even though they were also using sleeves No, but the uterus can. But you can put it back in and keep on pumpin' 'em out! That green pill place has some brigaders. Need source badly lol, i'll never be good enough for massdropbot What do you mean RIP? I tried to go to Pike's fish market place like 2 months ago and it was all shut down by like 6. I expected maybe they wouldn't be flinging fish and stuff at that time and would be shutting that part down, but like NO stores or restaurants were open. That's much easier. It's called a paper tiger, how much do I have to score it? ..Where in the heck is this from ... you cleared 52 with chain Salamence is supposed to be 4'11"... and Lysandre always looked pretty tall... so why does Lysander seem to only be as tall as Salamence? Is the perspective and/or placement throwing me off? omg Yep, he was more cruelly disfigured in the books. But he was supposed to be super-ugly even before the scare I like this. I like the found-infographic feel. I need to do something similar for mine. Why the dislikes? That's the same guy? How are you liking the RP3? I bought the RP1 w/ Performance Pack and am seriously underwhelmed (and the nice gentleman who came over to set up my M6si was likewise)... but yours looks really good I've seen you recently... What are those spots? I thought I was in /r/Bloodborne for a sec ... Sat down with my niece 6 months ago, my eldest nephew a 2 years before that and early prepping my youngest nephew now I got schooled. I had no idea. Are you insinuating that you possess said photos? You ABA'd in June I like your grinder Oh my lord... I think I'm in love... wtf I don't remember writing this like for real guyz. Did a mod edit this, like holy shit I did not write any of that ...eudemonia? that's bizarre Why's there a difference between radioactivity, atomic and nuclear? What I want to know is... how the hell did you get to be with 34 girls in your life? Look at the paintings on her wall. More like pure and utter fear in his little (but cute) eyes Never really looked at the wild magic animation Broich, Berisha, Borello, Boogard. The list goes on and on! great job, even if i think that "eval" is kind of a shortcut. I think the evaluation code was intended to be part of the exercise. I'm also surprised that a function like repeated_permutation is available by default So... what's a key lime? Is it normal lime The real question though; Why is it called Gandalf Nope. Someone keeps downvoting you by the way? You can recognise all the items > Nope. Someone keeps downvoting you by the way? What does "come through" mean and why does everyone use it this season ? Are you sure you didn't buy a GTX 980? That seems very expensive for a 780. Hani Right, because nobodies ever lied before. He's the Splatoon equivalent of a druggie getting high off of "mushrooms." ? Bellri wouldn't be too bad. Rider-class. Noble Phantasm: Rayhunton Code - unlocks potential of any vehicle he gets his hands on. He'd be somewhere between Berserker from F/Z and the Allspark in Transformers It almost looks like she has a nipple piercing how the hell do you farm so much I waited until the left top corner was covered. I felt extremely relieved Well... me and my friend were both driving the car but we still got the achievement YES He looks like he was two big-ass tumors on his arms Nice! Still waiting for my first i dont get this. does riot think that the other players arent that good or what? That has happened to me more times than I care to remember... Can I get paid for tweets?!?!?!? shiiiiit that's like more than I make in a month HOly shit...mind blown Eeeeeeeek aww.... u got any proof/source of that ? ∑( You get paid on a weekly basis mfw her brakes are bigger the ones on my actual car the " Wait you people pay for a DNS? Why? I've had them and it's just not the same for me, plus I'm usually trying to find calories at the end of the day so an extra 90-100 in the morning actually helps me out. Funny, to think years ago I'd eat an egg McMuffin, sausage McMuffin a hash brown and a large OJ and think that was perfectly normal. I NEED ONE! I noticed that he got cut off on his goodbye last night. Spooky is 100% for mods That tunnel why isnt that added? I'm confused. Are you calling Sion a tanky support? A hammer Jesus. I didn't think it was that bad. my pennant Yeah, I know. :p I couldn't find a way to make it a joking tone. It's been a hell of a day and it keeps getting better. i can't believe that XY bring Matcha to this SSS quest You're right! You kick Froggen but keep Rekkles, Krepo and Shook? do pre-made frozen poutine dishes even exist? What's going on here? umm what. eagles dont hunt in woodland Looks like the game is so spooky it possesses your console and deleted itself I recently read this comment. Personally would never buy an alienware because cost, but that case is pretty cool looking Looking back at MMA1 list, there really aren't that many bulk rares. I'm even more surprised now at the number of bulk rares in MMA2. That shit is bananas. no wonder Wait, this isn't just a summary of the Remnant we have seen? Well, haven't seen the episodes yet, but suddenly Ash can apparently get a Goomy to a Goodra rather quickly. What's up with that? His Cyndaquil didn't evolve until Sinnoh Aux input? One time I decided to try to sync my entire library in Calibre, about 3,400 books, to my paperwhite. They were all moved onto the device (it took about 8 hours) and the space used was only about 60% but then how are people supposed to know about your explosive gains? I got in 30 seconds Is there anything else? Do you play in the dark or something? That second gif wut Amazing Except OP only gets .30/min. So the 3-minute ones are less than a dollar. Because I didn't realize this wasn't Wow, the longbow skills actually sound really cool! EDIT: ok one of the traits makes f2 a 3s gapclosing immob. I'm sold Makes sense. Ilm glad the serpentis ships looks better now. However given how well things worked with the new shader with the new skins (e.g. orthrus, new incursus, blackbird) I can't see modifying the shaders to represent the older skins more pleasingly as a better alternative to instead putting effort towards updating the ancient skins used on ships like the dominix Lost temple is ridiculously imbalanced though... It's not even remotely a fair fight in TvP Is there a reason to believe this? Did bungie say something? WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY DON'T DO IT AT THE SAME TIME That is factual, haha. And I've never been the best advertiser. I have been looking to adopt a WN male baby chomby, though, so I spent more time in the neopian pound boards than I normally do. Like woah. What a drastic change. What was the clue in the title though? Whoa the shipping is $20 in the US? How could this be nsfw? STRING THEORY... Yeah, you did and quite thoroughly! I was looking at the + number for some weird reason and then it hit me what item potentials are, duh. Interesting to hear your friend 2m-2m with no AP assigned, that's the dream What???! Im reading this comments and everyone is whining about yellowstar's flash, I thought it would be Deft the one with 50 CS ahead Wut? What is the most disgusting thing? This is probably the least sexy thing I have ever read. This was posted amazingly fast. is this true? i have 208/250 Borders Those Hellboy pieces... like 6h 27min+ shit gets real Of course Are you what they feed the others Oh. My. God. How did you rack up $120k of debt on a CpE degree? Yeah what the hell I think it's the first one. Why the heck would anyone indent their braces Magikarp. Also, Lucario well, only because of .56 or did it occur in the past too? And what is the reason for not sharing at least the GPU's name... ( oh yea, right... didn't I say that?? For 90 minutes straight? Wow that almost made One World look like a fun season Looks like fucks to give a severe lack of. internet Thanks, /u/jaimeg7 and /u/emeril322, I edited it to just asking for Natures. I had no idea they came at such a low level! It says "EXIT ONLY" that means you can never come back from where you warp drive to That does some pretty damn good but that pricetag It's pretty awesome, but definitely pushes the cards. I really with there were water blocks for mine. I was running close to 90 C last night I grew up in Florida which has a lot of southern tendencies. So I've (mostly) learned to pretend hamplanets don't exist.The first time I took my SO to visit my family we flew through Atlanta. The expression on her face the whole time wad basically Woah, damn Suddenly I feel a whole lot less whiny than I was earlier. Mate, i raped all of SA:MP activities xD been in it for so many years. San Andreas is still for me the best GTA ever made Wait, can Jun solo faimon hell? Jo makes both why soon? i thought that is already the case My father and I have had a running joke since I was a child that I use to have an older brother but he did something bad and my dad killed him and buried him in the back yard. Whenever I did something wrong he always would say "You know I've killed for less than that." Isn't my dad funny haha...ha...ha W-Where is that from? How do you find these kinds of stores? Lol yea. I was like not sure if the subtle blur is making the surface finish look more smooth than it is but if it is actually that smooth... that is incredible. Who uses google maps to get to work m< I'm excited to play it! I've never played it. My internet sucks so it's gonna take a while for it to actually download. flowers Is... is that a thing that people say? 'Bursts your cock'? Nice app and $0.99 does sound more reasonable. But at the same time you do lose a bit of change to Apple. Knowing that I would pay the $1.99 to support some one who works hard. And yes I pay for all my music and movies Holy crap, that is a big freaking article. Going to take awhile to digest properly. This is BEAUTIFUL. If you ever feel inclined to do a post full of Tolkein-related names that would be amazing. How can it look sharper if you're blurring it? Man I really seem too old and too rich for the crowd here I doubt it.... AB is the only one that makes the cables specific to the Neptune (or any cables specific to their products, just like Med-El and Cochlear make their own specific cables for their products). I do agree though, they are expensive. I thought $100 (US) for a short piece of cable was way high. I swear I must look really trustworthy because I've been **refusing** prescriptions for serious narcotics from doctors since I was a teenager (I'm in my late 20s now). Same happened on an old Accord I had. Was dumping water directly into the passenger side rear-floorboard. As does mine. I didn't even know you *could* have less detailed tooltips. Yeah, this had me scratching my head too.. Does he drain the man juice then blow it up like a balloon after?? lowercase r and lowercase i should never be right next to each other I am a white dude What if every ge transaction is taxed at say 1% the "do this or learn to live with blue marbles" list Alton...Brown...? Da crane, look! woah, im hypnotized It's a lack of personality that's the real crime here - I don't mind "scummy" play and underhanded tactics but when performed by such a gormless douche it's unforgivable. And Blanking out at the end... Wow. No you weren't? I knew it! Except for the breakfast bit Who's Robert? How many Gems did you use? Ha. My friend 'Liz' and I went to 2013 warp tour, we've known each other since first grade (at this point something around 14-15 years). She's one of the few people from my home town I still talk to after moving away Jr year. Anyways, in 2013 we decided to meet up at warped tour. It was a fun day, I actually saw a ton of people I know there. ANyways, as we are about to part since I drove there alone, she says 'fist me' while holding out her fist for a bump and I'm just like This one of those cases where it might be advantageous not to admit you ate the cookies so next version the rewards on honor eggs will upgrade eg.300 honor get mystic ^(o) That paw palette puts my aluminum one to shame... Because smokers NEEEEEEVER smoke in front of "No Smoking" signs. I had a Muslim coworker. Nice guy. Then one day he mentioned that when he hears somebody insulting Mohammed, he feels as if they are *punching his mother*. We were all like I like to play with quite a few different ADCs. Cait, Lucian, Sivir and Draven come to mind. Have not had much success with Vayne(think it was 1 game with Vayne free week This mutant strawberry reminds me of the lady from "my 600 lb life" who had those giant butt wings. Oh really? Are we long lost twins? Same for me on both EUW and EUNE. Crazy ability delay, with about 70-80 ping on both servers (usually is half of that). The hell is going on.. I'm confused I have to admit that I was pretty hammered when I wrote those comments last night... Isn't this obvious? If you put any amount of your brain activity on what are you doing in this game this should be easy to understand For andre der måtte $10K is a shit load of money for someone who's only just stopped puberty .... Jesus how big are American pay cheques? So people really beleived this is true? Holly shit! You can't see the flair icons at all? My most played on wow was like 700 days on my DK Nope Who? Holly crap, you're an insurance guru! <3 .... Thank you for these awesome tips! WTF. How the fuck am I supposed to do this drunk? God damn, even with plenty of experience and no accidents! Photo taken just after completion (2 sittings / 6 and 10 hours that's amaaaaaazing Why not?? dafuq "Let me put this big roast in just just be gentle" yes they are Oh my goodness...I literally lol'ed just now! That was one heck of a visual How is modern parkour different from what the guy in the video is doing? I don't think there'd be any threads if TSM beat FNC...I just don't see how a bo1 can decide what region is better Does somebody still play this game? Is black a nationality? I ALWAYS get two swords before Ogres, no matter what PUG I play with. I don't get it How can you not include the inferno corner in banana for CT Then why are all us Scandinavian-Americans so extroverted and chatty??? Where did THAT come from? Or, start menu and search + open "dxdiag.exe" - you don't typically want non-tech users clicking around in Device Manager That's one of my teachers' names ... That sounds really creepy. ( Wait, what?!? Isn't that true? Or he was just a post modern writer So epic of course, good thing Vipers always remember to pull MAXes < bale is absolutely amazing today and he is maaaaaaaad You have strange pubes.....my beard looks nothing like mine...or maybe I have strange pubes... Jesus fucking Christ! Wow, Nvidia has some good deals Seriously... this looks like they used it as a skateboard whoa, I can walk from my apartment to Giovanni's in Sunrise, I wonder how far away from me you are ##Uway is Rassha in der? Is nat Yurop....is it Pinas? Had we Pilipinised Rassha alredi? Where do you fit the landing gears Ugh, no kidding. What is it with racist family members? My mother's side of the family thought sundown towns were a grand idea and a few of her relatives thought the KKK had gone soft over the years and needed to "get back to basics". zero is an even number, how is there confusion? If only such a technology existed. kit wise or model wise? $200 compendium I was just going to post this after watching it I didn't bet though and I'm not exactly mad First thing I did when I found out about Jab Resets was find out which one of Mac's moves did it so I could lead into KO Punch. dair was the only one Afaict. But I could never hit it as well as this man. I thought it would only work on large characters by he can do it on everyone I think he mad Was unfortunately :( He was pretty awesome. Drank a lot after the war (no surprise there after reading *With the Old Breed*) had a pig valve put in his heart at 78 or so and kept smoking til he died. Missed the Iwo Jima landing because he had something like malaria and dysentery at the same time (can't remember) He always said the banzai charges were like mowing grass... Well OP's has 6, unless it is blocking one which would be 7. It is like OP knew and was mocking the original artist Huh? What! You mean he doesn't look like that. I guess thats their revenge for us constantly making fun of how ridiculous they sound ....It is happening. Meh, I still enjoy it. I feel like he might've had bad form running (no intention to insult), because I've run for ~4 years (and started running really avidly for 2 years), and never had any problems. I could be completely wrong though Wait, so I'm just guessing here, but you have pretty much an identical build to mine The 1v1 Good fucking CHRIST 2 times even You look a lot like the guy who used to work at the subway next to a university I went to can heavies be 2shot I think he's practicing going to 2nd base Wow... What the hell did I just miss? I am not under 18 Says the guy who wasn't even there I forgot just how far behind Fox Sports Go is and/or ahead NASCAR Race View is... When they took the green flag, Race View was in turn 4 of Lap #2. I read that as "Generic sperm" and had a Around 180 HP, weighs about 220lbs Then the waldo behind the scapels... It was the Surgeon all along! U DID NOT It was caps that's why. Voidstalker is better Faceless Void remodel OK, I haven't seen that cookiezi play before but wow So it was still alive after being split in half and grilled? I had a very brief stint with bulimia and I noticed my asscheeks would get sore after puking. Wow. Good thing I didn't awwwwww Holy shit.. this thread's already done then... what was reignover wearing? Its a conspiracy im sure. Some people just ain't down with the dank side The Dutch word for squirrel is "eekhoorn", which is pronounced almost identically to acorn. That's like a fairy tale landscape. WOW! But is it a HARD drug? That's a building in flame, and what's that thing about a hidden phoenix ? Came here for answers, left knowing lamps have nipples i h888888 uuuuu You still dont have morgan yet? It was good...until i saw this i must get this That's actually a country callad "Chad"... My eyes are telling me it's snow but my brain is telling me that's impossible. Wait "boyfriend" proposed to "him", how is that even.... Jaysus. It's amazing the body can even withstand that kind of pressure. That is pretty much standard in all guns that use sub 10.8v batteries or non torquey motors Exactly the same...except that Oops all spells uses mana whereas dredge doesn't Why july? ratatoskr gonna be release on may Wraith Queen is literally an undead LC..... His SBB will cost even lesser than his BB.. and it refills to max SBB gauge after activating it.. Lotsa downvotes goin' on in this thread You think a F2P Katarina is gonna do well we're everywhere He's literally a human meat shield Duno why isit so hard. I watch MSI league of legends and reroll at about 9-10 minutes, so thats probably 48 rerolls Elementary school, my friends were all Sri Lankan. They are very beautiful, but even they could not escape the hairy hairiness. (Good lord my life is weird. Sri Lankan bros in elementary, Asian bros in middle through high, German last name and work for a German company, aunt from Vera Cruz, and a paper that says a cousin's great grandpa was a Choctaw chief That was an interesting video to wake up to But you can always check the notification page Tiếng Việt rõ rành rành luôn mà bạn Shitstorm in the first 5 wins? There's a lot of types of model M's This is some potted Pearl plant level trolling. I looked straight into Freeman's eyes... I thought they won against ldlc white İkisi birlikte mi? yen and orochi ! ... You playing minecraft on a Intel GPU? That... Went down pretty quickly ' wtf happened to Russia? first of all... why is a T trying to stop the plant? ...Why are you downvoted when you ask such a question ? 5th grade to college in 6 years? IS THAT RYUKO at the background Hi I'm trying to join right now but I got some automated message saying it needs to check my API? Wan from 2 days i can't sleep I'd love to see that tree Yo, fam, what the fuck kinda high school did you go to?!?! I'm concerned. I swear to god I thought the clouds were moving in that pic. jezus I didnt know steam was around for that long. It is, I jumped out of my chair in surprise when I saw her They have teams for that now? Do adult stores generally have *that* as a section these days? Just clone??! REALLY? Oh really Please use jealous in a sentence where you are worried someone else will take your job What's an ICB sir? Maybe one day we will know....but nothing? I doubt there is nothing....probably more bubbles.....and those bubbles are all on the surface of a bigger bubble.... You are surprised? But I get spells from official pdf WOW. what did you do? > Do adult stores generally have that as a section these days? That is a specialties box, and I hope its double bagged.. I just had flashbacks to my last shit job... I got blisters on my hands just by reading this. Um....wrong number? what the fuck? really? How is it supposed to work, like in the US? Well, at the time I'll admit to being a bit all " WHat happened to Fallout 4? Did I miss it? Then do the chalices! Nothing against you Stu, but why is this stickied now? What?!?! That's crazy! No matter how hard I've tried I can never get henna to stay on for more than maybe 4 weeks, max. I would recommend avoiding that Hot Topic henna and getting some from a South Asian grocer if you ever want to use it again, I don't even want to think about what might have been mixed in there to make last 6 MONTHS ....what is the handle That bush! I wish there was an indoor place around me :( Always hot as balls, always sunny, always humid yet no indoor arena within a 2 hour radius Comment removed. So wait: It's NOT ok to cancel a trade as the sender when the price jumps up on something after clicking accept, but it IS ok to cancel as the receiver when the price jumps? The blue camo is part of the packaging That was fast. I'll be glad to help in any way I can, but like I said, i don't know the first clue about game design XD. I just wanted to get this nagging idea out there honestly. I never thought anyone would be interested in making it. But hey, i'll help anyway (like seriously, I don't even know about coding I read the title and saw the guy's flair and I was like ayy another shitty useless post about fnatic... But those skins Yes, but never though about that accuracy level was bassed on percentages That setup is really making me want to ditch my monitors for that 34UM95.. but it's so expensive.. My Starcraft crashed today too yea this and at least C9 realizes that they can't compete on the international stage. They aren't delusional like some of TSM Shaq would have eaten us....he'd average like 44 and 23 Independent garage in a small town, some 2nd hand car sales, only one guy has sales certification though. It's definitely something I want to get. Basically all cars and trucks, trailers, four wheelers and stuff~anything that needs fixing. Someone recommended Eric the car guy on youtube and I've started watching some. I need to immerse myself in the language of cars so to speak, I'm afraid of sounding like an idiot when I answer the phone molly I read that as "hot incest death matches"... they are terrifying Don't you have bad rats? Yeahh....you are nicer than I am. I would have pushed her off of me. Or slapped her >.> Strangers do not do that. Hell, people I am close to wouldn't even do that Jo # People do that?! What i see Epic Fetus is powerful in more than 1 game I noticed that after the snipe away thing happened, people posted 99 players for the same prices, they're all gone now. what's wrong with Brave? Are they not welcoming to newbs? This is too fucking good...wow This works in competitive? # Umm... where is the place at 2:00 ? when walking in the water in between giant rocks Well, this is weird ive never got to face off Kpry, but he seems strong That's just... wow. I don't remember that.. what r u talking about? I don't think I like being filed under "Other" ... How was she terrible? You're really talented. Did the red flair button stop working halfway through? This explains why red flairs are the rarest. I'm blanking on the pieces used for the lower legs. Guess I had no reason to drink coffee today Her back is a 90 degree angle! Don't even know what you're babbling about. Love the sweet justice of how reddit would rather see someone be a dick to an artist than see a mod enforce a clearly written rule. Oh my god really? Yes the w goes with the bb and j and m are my first and middle initials Leads onto Overkill's The Walking Dead? I never did. I never did. Why would anybody think that it is "blackmailing"? That's extremely weird. How did you read my post, with Sion's mood? So this is how heaven looks like. I'm gery, but I support gray pride. There is already a private sub named that apparently. got it. shipping estimate $30 for $7 product? I went from +5 to 0 on this comment in 30 seconds when you replied There's buzzing things which do final sting, I forget their names There's buzzing things which do final sting, I forget their names Yeah, apparently some guys even receive negative comments and such from peers growing up if they're uncircumcised from what I've heard. I don't see the big deal, as long as they keep themselves clean there isn't anything to worry about health wise, and you would think it wouldn't be seen as a weird thing to have in tact genitalia. The price in those things needs to drop ASAP.. and give heist mission 25k money people dont wanna fuck with this bullshit.....u need to be the leader to complete it....cant it not be saved like an achievement instead Tetra is even rarer?!? I do? A: Female here. That sounds like it was straight out of a horror movie For whatever reason I can't see your other message (yet got notification in the inbox - can't see it there either Someone straightened him up. Normally not posting shit like that, but: These eyes We won the finals twice No candy is that good. This is really clever I would love for this title to be banned from reddit. Nothing against you OP, but it's the most vague, non-descriptive shit. Also, just got Ronaldo at the end of his contract in 2022, although on 425k/week. Why do you say over IM? Only 100 AP per month? 3AM or 3PM? 5kg Woo! I'm not the only one! I thought I was banned! :-) Wait... maybe we all are it's the Panache Jerry! i got it in on /r/braswap. there's literally no information about it online at all, and mine is the only entry in bratabase. I might trade those things for a sexy Glock tho Isn't it like... 5 am in denmark? That's pretty eye-opening. The comments I'm getting are pretty revealing, I didn't even think to consider that projects could rake in more than $5k or so for a job. It's hard to quantify just how much certain services should cost, like SEO, and custom branding, etc. I'm going to have pretty significantly reevaluate my rate because I was prepared to do all of that for free. After playing "Binetsu kara Mystery" [Expert] several times with thumbs, I find myself weird because I used to be able to handle the "laser" and not the wave during the SR Nozomi event, but now it's the reverse. ah, that's tough as a white belt, I guess. What kind of a blue belt doesn't know better than this... That has actually happened. There's also been an instance where a person's name was spelled wrong and they tried to correct it. Like the actual person, and was... thrown out for no original research ... which one? they're both marble How are you still alive? My mom would've skinned me alive. What if you are a man? Dat ass... Are you...are you coming on to me? I NEED to know what game this is I'm in California well yeah but that was considered a bug/clever use of mechanics with Sever. But yeah they did hit over 1.3 trillion. Actually now that I think about it it was over 5 trillion since the damage dealt to mobs around the original was 20% Should I be scared? Seriously!? How much did they want? Freaking Signs. I still can't watch that movie, my cousin had paused It right at the news part, I got so scared i had to go work on my paint-by-numbers Jesus painting. I can't even hear the soundtrack to that movie with hyperventilating. Didn't help that we lived way out in the countryside. that and the Gentlemen episode of Buffy when all their heads exploded. I still remember the green goo. aggression is a strategy How long does your electricity stay off.... It's being made into a TV series on MTV There are two layers/air compartments in a tyre? 380k Looks like we are the oldest... and I hope so, I'd like to think so I'm sorry but what do my political views have to do with Windows Phone? Baba is everywhere. That's really weird considering I've used the Nature Republic Aloe gel with no issue You have sex with your cat Holy shit that APC Yeah... I don't even kiss my mom, lips or cheek. I was smiling the whole video till the dad kiss and then That's exactly what I wrote # I read that awhile ago as well. Like _o_O_o_ Them is some stiff ass punches ¿Qué tiene que ver? I've always been slightly confused by that scene. How did Zoro and Luffy know that there were more than one person from Blackbeard's crew? And how'd they even know they were affiliated with each other in the first place? Audio sounds like a techno song Oh god, im standing in front of Drider Why must nisovin test maps at midnight on Sunday What FOV do you play at? Do they ship? If so do you know the phone number? Do they ship? If so do you know the phone number? Wait, women take off their wedding rings for job interviews? I do. "manage"? Oh god. The flashbacks, man. They're back. Hour long CM game.. Highest GPM only 660? I don't see what the complaining is all about. I think it's really good wait, you can open the game in 15 different tabs and all of them will spawn rubies ? SHINee and Mamamoo are both supposed to come back this month and I don't think I'm ready. I made a fake name up... lemme change it Such chest hair lmfao, yeah it is from the same mix, idk what's up with that loop tho lol that was a smiley face, but ... wait... c is a number? They all looked so.... normal when they were young that's an interesting idea You're not religious yet you believe in demons? Oh really? I feel the same way in the US, but even more so that everyone is so casual that in comparison I seem always "dolled up". One time I was even asked by a stranger if I was going to a wedding How did you manage to get downvoted twice for that? We have less than 2 weeks until beta 2. I'm not trippin. The REAL issue is how long are we going to wait after Beta 2 until that "Summer" release data... well i can't keep track of all these names from my unread box ...because I can't afford to move to a new city halfway across the continent? How come queue is worse than T1 at reset? makes no sense Side note, as a retail worker, I find myself uneasy making any contact with customers children, which is a shame because I've had some really nice kids come in with their parents and start talking to me while I ring their parents up, and of course I talk back, but there's always that thought in the back of my head that all of a sudden "WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO MY CHILD YOU RAPIST?!" i finally recognised someone on reddit If the barrels rotate like a regular fracture, your tapered muzzle brakes will flip upside down every other shot. You totally just reminded me that I need to do this so I can get the avatar. I hope I don't get that particular one though. What were you thinking Neopets! I actually have level-headed friends and don't add stray acquaintances or extended family members. I apparently have a much different experience of the site than most do. "The Oddkids" Looks like a Skyrim Screenshot Where were the drophacks when I lost 5 ranked games? I wouldn't know how to deal with it, too. Where would I put my hands while he's packing? Woah. Hello, I went into a game with three friends earlier and we all got disconnected and relogged our clients. We then tried to reconnect to the game and it would not work, other friends have told us that it does not show that we are in game, yet the client insists we need to reconnect to a non existant game, it has been a couple of hours now, what can we do to fix this? maybe south korea Hel can only cleanse the slow, she still wont be able to heal. Also, just leave healers alone already... So much antiheal in the game lately, which would not be a problem, but every second god these days getting some anthiheal ability. Give Hel some space. WHERES DEH WINDSHIELD Wait what? Really? No, ravens can mimic speech like parrots. How much did you spend then? is it just me or does everyone (strangers, family, etc) generally say it's a girl? i feel like everyone wants to anticipate a baby girl these days. Having gotten a Brazilian in the past month, I weep at the though of any man getting the berries waxed. Jesus, imagine how much the skin would stretch before the hairs were actually yanked out by the roots. Eeek. I just freaked myself out a little. Could you imagine Yellowstar on SKT? Gross Considering the cheerleader effect... I wonder how strange the girls look, when no other girls around. UHH... ( Wait, andyisyoda plays on this server Monica? I've yet to get the damn thing to drop. At least All I have to do is finish Earthen Peak to get the Gold Serpent Ring at Lava Castle (forgot the name right just now ......Um...... what? Then it still would be kidney shaped I read that the first time as "my poops crave fruits..." What? What kind of school do you go to? She went from Forty hours of face sucking! U w0t m8? You counted? You counted? And you will lose it all in few days... I remember waking up after the AFC Champ and seeing it and thinking it was just some rumor that would die down. And now it got Brady suspended I noticed her too. I think P7 did change where NPCs wander because I'd never seen one in the Undercroft either until P7. I was testing a mod and turned around and there she was... watching me... it was so weird. Oh my god. I have an apple cinnamon candle, they are the only ones that I buy I don't think he sounds boring Wasn't this week supposed to be the I-185? I'm with you there; they're like books. I really love books. I don't love trying to find new books to read without recommendations, because there are just so many of them out there. It doesn't sound anything like OddOne $o, you're him? Holy hell. Ooooh two recommendations for the Chikage get me tempted. I haven't used the weapon at all yet What's the thought process on a "short ranged" railgun weapon? I didn't even know they were real birds What has been seen, cannot be unseen. EVO hasn't happened yet Que tiene que ver eso con lo que escribí? What the fuck is up with all the comments in this thread That accent Set the room to staff only. Problem solved, unless you already have OMG. My SO hates spiders, too! He's always like *KILL IT* and I pick 'em up and take 'em outside. lol. sweet statutory and youve been playing on PMC for how long This should be labled not safe for master race I have no idea. You do? aren't you brazilian? How do I get them to ship to the US? I'm all for unique names but that one is way too out there. Really, don't do it. And yes, people have named their kid Jesus. I've also seen a kid named A'Miracle. Doesn't make it a good idea. Jolly would be cool, and its going to take forever to breed 3 perfect 12.5% females wtf happened to that font Am I seeing shit or at the end of that gif does the guy behind RDJ show he's really mystique? Makes me want to get my steering lock rekeyed.... I read "My friend carves poop in his spare time" at first. I thought why is there an album of pictures?!.... Boy, am I tired Team collision was actually added Kali about two weeks after getting the game. Played her in an arena and I got 3 penta kills in a row Same here! I was SEM, then I played 1 game to get my rank back and now I'm GN3 O_o Muscles! I'm still looking for Orothe Iceberg Hyren; they seem rarer than the Nar version for some reason. Yo honestly, I did better on my friend's account than I did on my own account. He has the border and I don't Big E looks like Carlton Banks Becky! Look at her butt. Godfrey is the real Graig 20 minutes SoT in **2 days**? Not even self hating. They're just puritans who now call themselves progressives. They desire control over others artistic expression in order to create a society that they deem superior because appearantly people just doing what they want to do is a tool of the devil or the patriarchy or whatever boogeyman these pathetic losers have to make up to justify their bullshit Lol "Watchdog" goo-ah-ooh Someone down-voted you too Goddamn I cannot stop looking Mine just went out again. ( I've had Vitality Drain proc several times (more than 2), while grinding Ampharos, but it's frustratingly uncommon, even when doing 4- or 5-match combos. Ugh. Plus, if you use it *very* late in a stage, its damage scales down to essentially nothing - i've had it do as little as 13 damage before People can profit off of it. Claiming that one thing or another is somehow sexist makes surprising amounts of money simply because it attracts a wide audience. So yes, you're asking for too much because you are basically asking for people to stop making money there is a face in the clouds on the upper left side That's... I... Did you read the post? That's . . . not scary at all. chmod? The bear for California's sigil is hilarious. It matches the whole "it has been found" like hello? Been seeing people make that mistake everywhere on reddit recently I've seen that one before! My only issue with it is with age... if the eldest child is Bran's age when he died (about six?), and Theon is seventeenish when he kills him... he'd have been eleven Well what the fuck if you want a boyfriend on the side hit me up please Fuck Great read :)My own experience.. It was like waiting for Christmas day again, getting a buzz! Telling everyone see you in a couple of years, this will be my last game till halo 5, going to lose my job due to insomnia, booked a week off work... Fridge full of beers, pizza.... I want it at 144 but i'm not sure how i should set up OBS. My OBS settings worked perfect when i had my 60hz monitor, now that i upgraded to 144hz its been a nightmare to set up You figured it out Oh god that is exactly like in anime, even the sound when falling Didnt Time Warp speed up cds? EWWW! She's in my CITY! ( We know you said them.... Isn't that where Sam and Dean are from? Holy fuck. 220lb curl? One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen He's...more buff than his stunt double. Yeah... Going by feats right now I'm pretty sure the CSK could solo nearly or all the strawhats Spilled_water_on_it_this_morning_ The smiling titan on the first screen is darn creepy. Push!...Push!... "Yes, but not receiving..." Has it really been THAT long? Beast and Beastpowers? This actually works on iOS with Chrome? Need to try that later Nope, you can't use it in game either woah oh my gosh you sound so much like me! That could have ended so much worse Oh! I knew there was a name I hadn't seen in a while! What happened to her? Pretty sure the law is the same for gay/straight. It's sexual acts, not penetration. how does everyone use so god damn much prayer Did you have to look at the butt like this: Nice! I would have never imagined MN DMV to be able to get you that info so quickly! Somehow, I read it as FNC Forg1ven So the game developers are literally insulting their own game by calling it DLC Quest Oh god... it could be. Or other men are infected with the "passive" virus as well. I didn't know until now that's a diagnosed neuropsychiatric disorder Not since my mom opened the closet door to see me measuring my boyhood. So, the film crew didn't clean up after themselves? Dude, my last 3 relaspes have been because of edging! I'm scared of edging because it usually becomes full blown PMO. Except when I relasped these last few times, I did NOT binge! I figured, might as well start all over RIGHT NOW and not continually feed the addiction. I have a long ways to go, especially since I was edging the first 4-5 days. Now I'm not watching porn at all and need to stop looking at pics when they show up. It's been easier than the cold turkey approach, it's more like I slowly removed it and now kinda hate porn since all the girls look miserable in videos, drawings, whatever. This is my longest streak than BEFORE PMO Wow, they look exceptionally healthy.... Belgium. Each party gets "seats" if they get 5% of the votes in a region. The parties then make a coalition to govern (unless they'd have a majority on their own which never happened). Doesn't even have to be a *majority* but don't ask me how that works... thre's gonna be a remake? Balls. So basically power level to 50 Don't do that on the human children though! How do you make so little You have the exact same speed I have here in the US on Mediacom. Wow, non ancient weapon too I actually hadn't thought of that > Yeah see i play far cry 4, AC: Unity, getting gta v, stuff like that. A lot of the mainstream games i guess She totally has that *murder face* that cats do >Edit: Goes to r/fitness to ask fitness question. Get's downvoted those hands look a little......grabby ME was very hard on Liara, she was constantly doing: ...is this in the bible belt area? becuz wtf?! ( yep, something is wrong with that bp... I collected them all in a honest way (not cheating with exploits/mods/apps...), collecting the missing Blue Prints after the game ended... and surprise! the only one missing and imposible to recover is Angel Sword! And yes, the Rupert dude has gone... The kindergarten is still playable after game completation, but Rupert is not there.. just a half dozen of kids, zero adults! My goodness Get it for the attack speed The six worst teams in MLS are all in the East. Super Smash Disney Oops, that was a typo. I meant mine. That just made me look like an asshole, Didn't even know that movie existed Those are really really specific boards Oh right...guess not then My computer never shows that Windows 8 logo on boot up Did he died? OMFG Every cave i get is filled with elves.... I'm soldering the circuit as we speak and...err... i'm a bit confused. Should SW2 be connected to ground? I like cabaret way more than stand-up is what I said I'm also the youngest at my job. I'm 22. The next closest person is 42. I'm the only one that actually knows anything but when I try to bring anything up/explain they just look at me like I grew five heads and am only wearing a loin cloth. To be honest it's really surreal. Like holy crap that's me. I...I'm not unattractive? O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_ Why nsfw? Highest in ems is 248?? Fuck! she's gonna look like Voldemort when all that hair burns off... It took me a moment to realise I wasn't looking at /r/nottheonion I actually thought it was some sort of tooth at first, then I realized... 0,00000000000000000000000000000001% maybe, and him managed to got it FNAF has been around since 2014... ( Ter Stegen I actually am a redhead haha EU, Live, how have I not heard about this yet? ( yikes! How is this mechanic not haste and how it it in blue's color pie ( Big Loctav is watching you lol wtf? I wrote dumb... you still don't get my point? Hairy palms times.... Can't tell if pushup bra or if some of the weight is going to the rack. W... won't tell what? > These horror stories of failing to the point of abandoning this cake walk has me wondering if there is a (Hard) or (Extreme) I seemed to have missed somehow I'm browsing on Bacon Reader and for some reason it won't let you pull up the image being linked, it only brings you to the comments with a small thumbnail. It looked like the same image I feel like this is more of a hostage situation then a sneaker sale ( Lichard Rewis was there that's why Hey hey hey...so brown dudes are allowed? ( Exactly. Ever since the show started, people were saying how they were going to have to condense/combine/and rework books 4 and 5 or else the show would start to drag. Now that they've done exactly that, those same people are complaining that it's moving too fast, while others are complaining that it's moving too slow. Big time :) remap any control to work with the xb1 ((god fucking dammit AT Yeah that's a totally normal response to be abused Why it was deleted? "I'd fuck that baby" I was thinking about that the other day while I was driving Great pic if it wasn't for lain's nose How is that even possible? Correct. It took me 10+ years to deal with my problems, fix myself, increase confidence, and reach my goal. It only took me 12 months to lose the weight. But perhaps I'm slow. Well, damn. When you talked about teasing nipples, I actually flinched. Excuse me while I throw up. What...? Is it actually possible to sound like that when you are having sex? (Srry I am a virgin, idk). How do these people not know how babies are made? Sign Me Up. Update: Now getting an error that it has to be redeemed within the software itself, but I see nowhere to do so in the game... American chocolate is sour and bitter? Wish I could say the same about this entirely purposeless comment Ahhh... per box. Was about to nope out of ever going TC altogether, thinking that was the per-coil price wow No. on a buzzer beater Rick can't believe you saw this haha! Rick tells me Jon (the pizza guy in the video) thinks of you often. You are one of many many people who have lost the copy to this movie over the years. I think the only remaining copy might be on my computer It tickles me to death that anarcho-primitivism has a subreddit. Way to cast off the chains of civilization, and then chat about it on the internet. Read 8 mil somewhere, and 170m elsewhere. I've got no clue Ah, gotcha. See ya online then! Totally agree...I got carded once for spray paint...yes spray paint. I remember looking at what I bought and wondering wtf is this man carding me for???? Turns out, underage kids huff the paint...I was like what??? I came here with the intentions to read some fap material... and so far I've read about fart bubbles trapped in labias and period clots.... im the same, 7.5 sitting down and 7 standing up, i honestly dont know I want to support your being a dick (I think that's what you're doing?), but I can't make heads or tails of what the fuck you are trying to say here. Loads much faster for me now. That Strength image is still dark though. This is a thing? Holy crap! I never knew that was a thing I'm actually even more disturbed by pro-life women than I am old white men. Old white men I can write off as ignorant, but *women*? Especially women who've had kids--you really want to make someone else go through all that shit against their will? The fuck did i just see? Seriously!!! They actually say this?! I actually saw it on facebook first There's so many layers to that pun Yeah...every time I get on here and someone is like, "Hey, is it normal that my advisor sets me on fire every day and then follows me home and fills my bed with spiders?" my first reaction is "** Actually they're from Florida, and Florida Georgia Line is from Tennessee. Bands lie Is... Ward re-founding HYDRA? not if we're on the inside al igual que contestar un post de 3 meses She did not use 2nd Endless on me... Just extension How come the Massacre is not capitalized Holy shit. Up until just right now, it didn't even occur to me that you would be typing with just one hand. ....wait....there are assist lines.....I just said eff it and went all pro Gee thanks for the insight I know what you mean, they always looked cheap as hell to me but...now I'm looking at the twsbi 580al Bless you? Right, clearly that's what I'm taking about, random employees just opening random packages. After rewatching the CoTD Trailer, I just realized Danney Trejo = Merel from The Walking Dead... They look delicious. Even the prickly ones. Some of them appear to be candied. Oh really?! The Amazonion Clay Full Coverage Airbrush Foundation? I hadn't heard that before! I haven't seen/sampled it in-store or anything (which I would definitely do before buying anything)... But *glittery*? For a foundation? Interesting... I didn't get full reset though just all my numbers brought down. And I didn't think resets were still happening Right? This photo did really odd things to my eyes when I looked at it. Truth be told, it still does. Nemu + Mayuri = heaven? Oh wow... That is so epic. I watched it like 4 times already. What confuses me is that Lucina speaks in English while the enemy does in Japanese. Feeva and Kurt, wut Go to /r/watchpeopledie and you'll see what it looks like That would freak me out tbh. It looks like a cow tongue. Lost him? No I don't get these thoughts Maybe the south pole really is the top Are those... Movie relevant? I-Rex vs Raptor Squad? ( Kripp also said BRM wouldn't be released on the 2nd of April cause Blizzard never releases new content on Thursdays Is today Reversal Day? ... The terrifying thought of "what if planes relied on technology as bad as this?"... But jet fuel can't melt steel beams your opponent could do the same thing if you think about it Play All Hero Challenge? Are you crazy? It would mean he would... he would... climb up in rating Cases of bottled drinking water. Whedon wouldn't whedare! No waaaay! That can't be true My last unit made me do PO2 indoc before I even took the exam wow i never thought of it that way before. Hmm..could you post pictures of different angles of the drip tip? I'm curious why it only works with a derringer, and that may impact my decision to purchase Random internet strangers who want to chew on my arm.... 8 keys? Works, but servers are pretty laggy*. Gave up after a while, and just unloaded as the slow/juddery movement was hurting my eyes I heard they hate lRED? Like everyone else on Cobalt?! say wut? When did they give a perm pet? Oh my gods, don't open the chests, they are FULL OF BEES! wow Isn't that the image wikipedia uses to show 1.23? What?! I swear I saw a beard Your foot isn't normally solid? a burning woody... The main dish itself would be enough to feed me for a day, with running and lifting. But this thing... it eats all of this food + starter, quadruple dessert and then drinks not only one sugary drink after dessert, but four? Wow. I actually laughed out loud at that video. DNA tubing system that runs on magnetism that gives you psychic visions. and here i am struggling to farm my 18 remaining Stars for my ascended gear (on 1 of my 3 toons) What? Your mom is a Futa? richtig richtig edel O_o wow mein support hab ihr sicher Oh gosh that sounds like my mother Whyd you upload the same video but comment on this one "Invalid email address" a solar Firefly Timur's Lash (7), [k], [((5\^2)-3], [(> The twitter post says ¥ 360,000 You uh... you ok over there? They fixed the bridge? a coffee blonde sounds like a pale stout. Over the long term, you see interest rates going sideways and not up Not sure what qualifies as *enough*, but I dabbled with Android app development for a while. Now my app is pulling in over $500/month. I absolutely don't mind recommendations! I think I'm going to test this one out next since /u/hatchuu mentioned it below as well. This'll be my first snail product. I don't know if I'm ready This company just has a problem with names. Remember "Pearl Bay Invasion"? This is terrifying. Getting ready to drag myself to work after a late night trying to figure out how I lost the base to my ecig tank while I thought it was in my hand. What the hell is that? Language! Dang Your shitty marketplace with more names then brains is going up in flames and you're still more concerned with shilling and trolling way down at the bottom of this thread. get a hardcore vortex going by dragging the pointer in circles around the screen and then click the reset particles button.. perfect wormhole, man sallu bhai how did you come across this thread What's wrong with doing skullcrushers? Odd Two more trucks and everything will come full circle. Hey Nee! It won't let me see my own comment for some reason. If they kill off Nyssa but let Felicity live I am going to be so pissed. Killing off an awesome character while letting the most annoying one since the shows inception live would be horrible Bruh.... Yesmen are weak? Even a level 11 raider can do less damage than a level 5 short change... Deep inside I was like : "Wait What ? Doublelift is quitting pro scene my friend literally just went "GUESSWHOSGETTINGAMARTHAMIIBO" and then bolted out of the room at like 100 MPH shield ssto would be great. but those fuel costs I mean, atleast over here in germany, the US looks much worse Wait... People put mayo on those things? I was looking at the water for the first loop and then I looked up. Maybe they all get lifts from pets with wings/faerie pets. I mean, they have Blumaroo Steak so what's to stop Neopets from enslaving other Neopets as their transportation method. or when Tyrion does that acrobatic flip/summersault/vault thing off of a fence in the first book... *** Bueno, que se una al post, y pongámonos de acuerdo. Estoy arriba del todo, con elquesogrande y Robin... es un post grande Chops his foot off? I came in here with 3/4 posts in negative Zed "It very clearly shows you lists of what cards you need to buy to complete your decks" that's what I really needed, thanks. Tried it now, they have MM15 already *Or coinsidence?* How much did you make What the fuck. Why is he AP? His kit has no damage now Im in platinum and 2-0 vs masters players Faceless Void's ult on a basic ability Can click the text box Should I change the flair There was a time where I stopped watching for whatever reason. I think none of the games looked interesting at the time. I guess it was a burn out. Anyway, finally went back and caught up on some of them at random. Turned out I missed the epic Battle Kid episodes during their original run ( Weirdest thing I've seen all week Wow Join us At first I thought it said "Yo....Stalker" I remember seeing a thread on /r/seattle of people posting pictures of their wheel barrows like, 3/4 of the way full and freaking out about "how much rain they got". Meanwhile, the creek behind my parents house is so over flowed from all the storms I just hit level 29, and I'm not sure I want to try hero league when i get to 30. People are already getting ragey, and it's just quick play matches I hope you missed the "relatives" part in my post Oh cool, seems like a fair amount of people can auto most of ToA Completely forgot about this Damn If I had enough money to throw at these to even come close to what they deserve, I would. Mother of God... Omigosh I love your ref. 10 cups of food a DAY? APEX has 43 kills.. Why would she? But... it shouldn't be in THAT part of the car... group picture? That's a crazy looking lipstick. It looks like it's made of gummy candy. Well, at least now I know another movie that I'll be saving money on holy shit, remember the disney movie, linked dimensions theory?... it's all coming together now... I know, hence the retrospect. But leave it to enthusiastic fans to make sense of happy accidents :-) Or unhappy ones Goodness gracious, WSU's logo is decent, but you guys are acting like it's the freakin' Mona Lisa of sports logos My eyes went from -_- (that's supposed to be me squinting to read because I lost my glasses) to Of all of the shitty repetitive jokes on reddit, that's where you're drawing the line? you have two Got your name on it, has it? My god no. That's absurd. Sexual orientation isn't a choice .....What? Is that part of the song or something?? I know this will probably sound crazy but it looks like this post has disappeared from the subreddit. Did maybe the title of it get eaten somehow due to the tag system? What does that have to do with the name Sunjammer? You scare me I found a sac! I nabbed it with a paper towel and put it in a ziploc bag and shook it a little. A ton of little white circular eggs rolled around in the bottom. I should have taken a picture, but I was kinda just wanting it out of my living room The shitty paperback club? I'll have to check that one out! I've only listened to Vegas and Tweekend. I would love to see them play older stuff at Sherwood if they ever got the chance After repeatedly having debridement procedures performed on her eye socket, did the patient eventually need to be refitted for her prosthesis? Did she end up with one big eye? Huh? Why? What did I do? the fuck is this Olicity is the finale? Raise your dongers? Oh shit at first I thought she had holes in her boobs I feel like you're getting more worked up about the Comets than you do about the Canucks. Wait...you can get the 970 with Witcher 3? Where? Will do it too, if someone tells me first what I have to do.. night is young in europe... what does shout out mean? english isn't my mother-language, you see? hahah maybe There's a moba for console? He took the picture over 3 months ago so I assume the tracking info has expired. UPS must not want to run out of numbers... ...why did the pictures change from Minmus to the Mun? Wizards tied too I guess so. I was just watching that. Went to look for some Huhi footage and saw that. How ironic right? They are both going to play for CLG So exhausted I can't even imagine how you could make a single picture without understanding what all the colors look like, let alone be an "illustrator" How can Nico be the 5th most liked yet the most disliked at the same time Yeah. I follow nasa and spacex now religiously since I started playing a couple years ago. Since I know the terminology, I forget about how unknown it all is until I talk to friends. I must sound like a genius. I mod things? please tell me you didn't use the rotating head Why, with 4 screens are you not triple-heading them, and leaving one spare? I've played Shen support before, but that has to be the most disgustingly beautiful ADC pairing I've ever seen for it. He's playing right now. It would be horrendously terrifying if the Fan can move Hmm sounds like a better idea than what we tried today, which was two partners at the mop sink, one hosing down the mat and the other getting soaked yesss! i've cooled off my sheet mask fever, but hydrogels are another thing Maybe it was. there are just too many bad SMNs all over the place that can't out DPS a BLM... on adds a BLM will always beat you... on a single target SMN can out DPS a BLM very easily... you just need to know your goddamn rotation which most don't!!! I used to ALWAYS try and use Bold Hunter's Marks to get out of a boss room with all of my Blood Echoes in tact... and then I realized you can quit the game, and when you reload, you'll be outside of the boss room I think Coda is lovely! I thought you were going to say something like Galadriel. Or Gandalf. Because those are both names my BIL actually wants for when he and my sister have a baby. Yes pa! Is that a desinfectant in your pocket or are you happy to see me? It still seems like the reddit response is through the fucking roof though. I've been prescribed .25mg Xanax for about a year now; I'll find myself taking 3-4 a day on particularly bad days but averaging 2-3. The few times I've been in between refills (1-2 weeks) and completely cold turkey, sure, my anxiety skyrockets but I'm not hallucinating or fucking seizing mmm new version That would be so badass. Seriously though, imagine tickle torture featuring harvestmen. Grand Tai Chi Latte. Holy crap, that looks awesome! Wha??? Oooo, a GameStop thread uuuuugh. Who eats at a strip club? also cheaters shit talking.. it's like.. well congrats you're playing 10 ranks above your actual skill level with an unfair advantage I was expecting someone having sex with a oxygen tank...either way, 15 years next summer since the first AF came out. but why would you actualy go to the clan page and just press it Why is it hypocritical, wtf? Never in the document was he personally attacking anyone of his old teammates, he just went through his history with CLG and explained what the problems were at each time. He is obviously still personally attached to his friends at CLG and I'm pretty sure he sincerely wants them to be happy. Disagreeing about a few details about what exactly the team problems were/are doesn't make you hypocritical when you wish friends good luck. The mod edits a gazillion NPCs, cut the author some slack and wait a moment Why not? Who the fuck downvoted this? must be ▲ themselfes All liquor on the first try tastes like cough syrup to me. The only one I like is Goldsclager, because I taste the cinnamon more than cough syrup. Even then I can't stand to drink much of it. My taste buds pretty much keep me from drinking. All those flamethrowers That dude's face sometimes *Just add some shrimp to the barbie* - was just being facetious OK. This I did not expect Chinese turned the word massacre into the holocaust... TophxKorra ? What? Lol thats fucked up When I had 50 days it was my half-year marriage anniversary (we are newly married, shuddup, it's like kids being eight and a half) and, after cooking and serving dinner, I (probably foolishly) joked about being unable to serve a certain "favorite" wine with the meal. He nonchalantly replied "Maybe you can have it for our real anniversary." I can't believe sugar isn't higher up Where is Timmy " At first i was like: No way. He won't review it. 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I have written my name.... and the date..... man....now I really wanna make this I thought humans couldn't fall in the water!!! This is something that I think many people don't appreciate. The other day, when /u/killercup made a PDF of the book, and it was ~250 pages, i was like "oh don't mind me, i'm just admirin' ya peepers" i spawned in Dubky > how can we sing the Mad Machine? Holy shit you should check out Matt Halperns set up for the band periphery...dude only uses a floor tom most of the time... Dear god no deodorant plus sauna sounds BAD ! 6'7" or 5'7" What a fucking team Thank you! She is awesome and very curious. She's even figured out how to open up cabinets Um... I'm at work... Jesus! No way... ... did ... did anyone seriously think he actually wrote the whole thing from scratch in 15 minutes by hand?? Frankly when I started reading your post and seeing all the links, I thought it would be pretty hot for someone to have documented their penis growth with pictures. What a let down! Anyway, after viewing all your pics, and reading the entirety of your post, whats the problem again? All sounds normal to me, mine quit lengthening between 16 and 17 but increased dramatically in girth. It stopped long before 7 3/4 in. which is a very decent size. So, I don't get what the problem is, a 7 3/4 in. cock accompanied with good girth and your concerned? The thought of this guy just stood their completely pressed up against the glass really gives me the chuckles and chills at the same time > ... did ... did anyone seriously think he actually wrote the whole thing from scratch in 15 minutes by hand?? The bumper had recovery points with shackles Also, some people are thinking that Death is going to ask Dean to take over for him. What if the fan favorite that is going to die is Death? Frieza and Goku are scary cards. no. thats my ign Mfw some fnc fans are more mad at Rekkles for leaving Fnc than Yellow has ever been Did you This is why we have sexual education in High School. This works? Grats I have the Iconic Pro 2 and it's way more pigmented than in OP's pictures. To clean up their room by themselves are so incredible?? ( tumblr, well the hot of damn she does have one. my shocked face- Yeah it definitely looks painful, almost like it was carved into his arm and left a scab behind. But it's really effing hard to do. I What the Fuck. Why did I find this so funny and why do I have a massive boner right now? Playing on UK exp servers. They keep on crashing every 20 minutes or so That first HS You can also make bacon flavored bourbon. Google it My dad fanboys over 4Minute, SISTAR - Hyorin in particular, and Ailee. It was funny because my brother was the one who showed me the first song that really got me into K-Pop (SISTAR's "Ma Boy") which then caused me to become obsessed, and so one day, when I was passing by the bathroom and I heard SISTAR's "Give It To Me," I was like, "Hey, dude, I thought you said you weren't that into K-Pop." And moments later, my dad came out of the bathroom and my face immediately turned into the " Are those Fed's Wimbledon 2015 shoes? Wow. Those breeds producing a brindle.... hmm, that's weird, your message did go through at the time, and I read it. As a mod I can't even see saying it was removed by anyone, its just gone. Are you spelling Shigeru Miyamoto's name incorrectly on purpose though? Unless they have a really fast horse that can run faster than the earth is spinning and keep up with the sun Thunder in San Jose for the first time in a while. Downvoted for telling the truth. On occasion. I think "Why are they staring at me? Holy crap, 102? I feel so sorry for the hosts I've stayed with. My long curly blond strands just get everywhere. I don't know how I have such thick hair on my head with the amount it seems to fall out That is so accurate it's disturbing I have never paid attention to my own eyelids to realize I had a double-chin above each eye... really? i didnt think it was that low of a rate movie tickets? Exactly. Someone has to balance out tumblr Whoa! Can you share this "I've lost about 200 pounds" story? That's AMAZING, dude!! Woah I signed up and instantly got a key Jesus that's a lot of text, sorry everyone Where is vidme getting all these videos from.. Each new e-spec seems to grow higher the number of replies... For a second I thought you weren't joking that damage though "666" menhit over sekhmet and thoth How do you guys even know these latitudes corresponding with the mph and time? Wat, wow That was delish! Sounds like something shorted out tho why would i be shadowbanned I'm like way more impressed by this than I feel I ought to be He has pretty low gags for 106 Am I going crazy or was this posted earlier today? Yes, where is Amazon on all this. They have to open it up eventually........right Have you got a quest called "A Legend for a Legend"? You need to do that. Don't need more whistles if you already have the mounts Why do i have you tagged as Self Proclaimed Retard yeah since there are more than 1 tiles, it won't force respawn out- I've never noticed this dog here though IT CAN SHOOT LASERS?! Imps drop in the dungeon And what is Tenten doing with her hand there? I've never even heard of the Whole30 guide.. that really is eyeopening Holy shit. This is going to take months. But what if they could use a full sized cooler Her splitpushing is pretty insane with a lichbane and 4 points in E now. I was amazed how quickly she shreds towers now when I tried it I just noticed your username, and for someone who's in love with Lindsay Lohan, you sure have no idea who she is! And yes.... She is the one from "dirty dances". She also came out in the sequel, "dances dirtier". So much glass Feels like nothing happened this episode what its like his expression changes as it rotates I see a lion riding a woman who's riding a lion I have no idea 4 FOULS ON LEBRON I'll think about it and ask my friends (the codes are not all mine, this is a team effort lol). That is a really steep price Ponzio's* face is purple wait wait wait wait... is that 3 Count AND Tank Abbott?!?! Am I the only one that didn't realize you could go that far out there before you're "out of bounds"? I DON'T NEED IT. (( When combined you get small dogs and a tall gargantuan. Why did I read this subreddit at night? It's so scary ( Might have worded it better? I have no idea what you mean.. what is so outrageous about what I said? I pointed out that we're already not allowed to tell dirty jokes etc in the workplace, so there's no need to feel like you're "walking on eggshells" around a female. Quite frankly if you feel like you're walking on eggshells around females at work, you sorta *do* indeed have an "us and them" mindset where you objectify women.. Ooooh that makes his grab way better DJ THAT RIM HAS A FAMILY It's $0.19? I never thought I'd actually be defending Cochran(and I know he was talking about the first season he was on) but jeez Dan Trading? Like Day trading? The electric french press is horrible. It only gets the water to *maybe* 160. I got it to 170 by putting steaming hot water in the reservoir. It will also take 3-4 minutes to even get all the water into the grounds, then it wants you to wait 3-4 min before pressing. What if the Cavs drafted Noel instead of Bennett? Or lost the coin toss and drafted Davis What are you talking about? OC the monitor is simple and reverts after 15 seconds haha. Not sure what you did OH MY GOD A DITTO SAFARI!!! What the hell is going on?! Not that I know of. I should hit 200 about 1-2 week after HoW released. Got 117 commendations to cash in Lots of people are rediscovering the cinematic masterpiece that is the Star Wars saga. Long time redditors taking the time off to pop in the blu-rays. Parents showing it to their children. I grew up with the VHS's of the original trilogy. I suppose if I could pinpoint that one "OMG Vader is Luke's dad?!? uEvo Hera Ur as material Oh. I'm read that wrong. Still Oof! That happened to me last year and I got the notice while in class. I also have that exact laptop and am a child counselor but on the west coast!! So is this what Rolls Royce uses for that cloud-like ride? how am i being racist? I was just making a truthful observation One of the B-36's engine nacelles is nearly the same size as the entire B-25's fuselage... i have class in 3 hours Oh ok, not bad. I used to eat those.. Can someone explain Lawler's law? Is it safe to bet my AWP | Electric Hive FN on NiP? Ok, am I the only one who thinks the blood makes it more adorable? what's a badtard yur a chaos then u dont have to worry about SHIT Got my first ghorn yesterday as a drop from Atheon and have also been playing since release. Together with a Mythoclast (which dropped on all three characters yesterday...). But everyone thinks you do. Oh yeah I just noticed this thread made it to the Reddit frontpage. whoa Omg my back button wouldn't work. I'm also highly positive that this is just another mapmaker's centerpoint, but it just bugs me a bit: The ones in Diamond and SR got removed fairly quickly, but why hasn't this one? FS is old map anyway Kim by Eminem Well, I sorted it by the creators' last names, So it's not exactly a tier list. But oddly enough, the top rows aren't too off from one. wow they look amazing I'm running a GTX670TI and I don't drop below 40 in combat Wow, those are actually really, really good Sweet Vader... bro. What happend there in the background Is there any reason for this? But... how can you main something that's not even out yet? But it's entertaining! And also a little terrifying... You should see the crazy eyes he gets when you reach for the toilet paper. Why are you telling me to "Calm down relax", I'm not mad, is saying wtf being mad now? So my first Jolse order came with a huge number of freebies. Yeah but is there a second English stream? I can't find that anywhere. They have two games going on at once, so surely two streams? Takes Shaolin training to the next level! What League team is militaristic he said ratatoskr full reveal on friday Why would they plummet, when they're used in combination with these boots? Wait what? Sugar in a desert? ( Right up there with Kit Fisto. I thought they were the same Chromebook gyro is crazy good this patch tho WTF?! A bot has a flair now?! how jungle pratice look chinese How the hell do you remember that username?? Hmm...I must of missed the text I dunno. Once I've worn my shoes for a day, I wouldn't really jam my penis into said socks. In fact, I change them day to day just in case. Also, I sure hope you're doing your own laundry afterwards. I'm not even sure if I'd want to wear those socks afterwards. This whole practice is just unsanitary and weird to me. Wait, they can poop in there? Holy crap, 5A shields? Or every enemy gets replaced with the cainhurst knights with miyazaki heads smiling at you. twitch chat did that joke and it escalated cuz we all know twitch chat I'm glad I'm not the only one who read that and was all BWUAH?! What's with the resolution of your phone... ....damn! I knew these usernames exist but...I never knew there were so many. Why on Oblivion has this been marked NSFW? *Clan of 70 people* WHAT Holy shit first 10 seconds and I'm in love Did you ever get a group of people,Trying to guess your age?. Then saying really wtf. Huh Is that Miguel A. Núñez Jr from Juwanna Mann? ... That was honestly completely unintended The last pic is why I can only enjoy such wonderful dishes once in a while Yo, unless you're a professional then you are bound to have a losing streak every now and then. It could come down to poor personal play, poor teamwork, terrible teammates or any combination of the three. I'm sure most of us are at that point where we know we messed up and are looking for the next game to improve our skills by not repeating our mistakes. If you don't care, or can't be bothered to read OP's entire post please. Don't comment. That's discourteous wait, it's in illinois? Gosh I really do think everyone's been in a situation like this how am I ignorant for asking a legitimate question? do the Android siblings in DBZ really look white to you guys? Honestly, it should be that when you buy Ekko, his stuff actually takes place. So you buy Ekko... And four seconds later, you're buying Ekko again. I'm sitting here with my dog in my ugly pleather recliner. He's sitting so his b-hole is pressed up against the arm of the chair, so when he farted just now it was super loud I think so, which is ridiculous. He just replied again, stating that yes he does indeed think that the restock is getting a restock. zhong with a sniper? I need 37 kalis w slows them What is the setting called? I feel like I've made a huge mistake with my title Right, they want them resting in your vena cava, just millimeters from your heart; not in a vessel leading to your brain. Is that not a good way to score them? Why don't you guys just... I dunno... replace the broken parts? RWD Jetta? But what would we need good uboats for? # My fucking god look at those thick meaty thighs in the middle pic He's been ken-dolled I just imagined Herc's Bulge talking in that voice What's the difference between getting a 6* from the box and getting one from consecutive achievements? I got the chicken? Thanks, but I already know. OP posted the pics because I asked him to. Not sure what happened but I swear his link was originally a reply to me. Like really! Thats...kinda scary IMHO. I thought because they cheated and suddenly spawned tanks, aswell as killstreaks from CoD I haven't even heard of that film, let alone watch it My History Teacher once said that the Ottoman Empire was wiped out by the Crusades Your bow is nuts Christ Chris didn't know potatoes have eyes. What. The. Fuck. Wtf How is this NSFW? Oh please no Bordeeel I think about this more than I probably should it's a very interesting concept... maybe sense her body isn't "real" and she did have to shape shift her womb and such she just wouldn't have possessed the genetic material to create a life by human means. So like... hummm maybe it was like if he had been born and she hadn't given up her gem to him he just would have been missing the spark of life as it were? Sense gems don't need to eat or sleep there is a strong possibility Roses gem was where he was getting all his nutrients while he was gestating and maybe taking that away would mean he wouldn't be able to survive because he would be missing a vital part of his present anatomy? There is a strong possibility if they took Steven to a doctor and got him a CAT scan and the like he would be missing things anatomy wise. Teach me your ways You've never recruited the other two lion crews? jealous where are you gonna fit a radiator in a 1u rackmount chassis I have no plans to run snakes over my body This comment seems more than a little out of place on a subreddit which revolves around one particular religion. Would you mind expanding on this? Are you lamenting how many are sad about this sentence, or how few there are? I can be for the right price. Ah, you're correct I took classes for 3 years in college and then started struggling money-wise so I just went to work Creeptastic Tom Cruise, whatever he plays I see Tom Cruise. I just can't see him as an actor, he plays himself doing something on the screen As opposed to the rest of your popcorn? Flusha bought the p90 in every ot round so far i think... Sorry everyone!!!! I've been at work I posted this at lunchtime; I work at a pool company and am usually working with a shovel or drill so I can't really be on my phone! So I am REAL, not an advertisement and an actual Custer of this service. I've gotten a blue oil rig, a pipe, a grav labs glass blunt and a bubbler last month along with a special "burn box" one hitter. Among these I always get little gadgets like, silicone pipe stands, a debowler ash tray, bowl bands; which are this cool elastic type fabric with a magnet in it that fits over any pipe or bong down stem what the fuck ever glass piece you can think of, it fits. Oh shit I've rambled, btw (9) gotta love after work sessions. ( : Growing up playing nintendo with my brother. We played hours and hours. Wish I could go back to those days as now my brothers in jail Yep! I'very been know to use a needle here and there on a zit or two, but I think I draw the line with using them near my eyes! I think you never had a good potato salad Witch? You know you have to Good God. Do you also ask for directions to get to the corner store? How do the monsters not get you?!? would make sense for an Aoe physical, in an interview he said something about a laser because the CLG headquater is in Doublelifts mom basment It kept freezing at 99%, so I closed the loader and reopened it, then it starting downloading again. Rinse and repeat 2 or 3 times and then it finished and I could play つ O_Oつ GIBB IMMORTALS II つ I had sex We just started a league at our store last month. 25 people signed up for the 6 week league in the first two weeks Except the cucumber will never forget about that one night Good lord. weird shit happening ~~tonight~~ this series Can you even reach the controls? I keep missing these weird comments. Are they happening during breaks? Or am I just not paying attention. Or are we listening to different announcers? Do you know where I can find more like this I know. Why the fuck are liveleak comments so racist? Like, who the fuck can type out "we should bring back lynching" with a straight face? Picking my nose LOL. I got a weird size, too. 1-2 band sizes too large and cups were bigger than my normal size. This looks familiar...Where is this What do you tell your insurance company though? eater.com? Really? **Your paladin is missing the Dreadwrym shield!!** So as a 6'1" dude, should I feel not-so-guilty by not quite going parallel!? Yup yup O god no Wow you got downvoted for this comment. Salty Warriors fans. Do it again and stream it this time? ... What? Dear God Kim Jong Un This is perfection... How am I supposed to spell 'favourite'? Let's talk! There was a recent system update, you are now allowed the use of external hard drives that connect via USB up to 2 TB and they go for a lot cheaper than buying a whole new Xbox 360 hard drive, damn things are expensive Interesting, interesting. What season of Amazing Race is going on, 29000? I remember watching it in 2004 on AXN. "We"? KILL EM' ALL. Some people paid to get to lvl 50 and you want to burn it for 2 levels yea happy is good, now if u excuse me i have to go wipe the cold sweat off me Was I the only one whose first thought when reading the title was one of recreational applications? i thought i was going to watch these guys hit heads and both die.... Oh I totally missed that. I'm really glad that didn't happen to me. Did the cut Breslow? Wait, that's a real sub Holy shit holy shit youre a god, where do you actually get all these info? Doublelift essentially became King Joffery. Since I just watched an HBO documentary on the case, the last thing I googled was "Cannibal Cop" Why are the odds so swaaayed? Yes! lol - the damage My mind is fucked from most of these. wow this reply speed from faceit staff I know right But it isn't the AI hawking is describing, it's just thousands of algorithms to look and identify certain features in a photo, yes it is impressive but it isn't the death from above Stephen is discribing. Also cats are cute so how can I be scared I am under hypnawwsis...&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I just had sex with lithium reacting to oxygen... Those mastery rewards though Boy, the guys, even Nagisa are looking super fit for their age Probably my feet. My mother always teased me about them. And so did my friends. Seriously. I have an easier time fitting into my mothers shoes than she does. I also have tinier hands than my GF. So I guess my feet and hands are fairly feminine. I don't think it's possible to have sex with a color wow! I've heard the warnings of not to mess with the batteries,but I never knew it could get this dangerous. Yeah they want scans of passports and of house bills as proof identity before I can withdraw What if I made a subreddit, the name of which said SFW but the content was all NSFW, would that be considered okay? good lawd Rest is a gril that knows ygo? what is this I had 2 tabs open, "AKC yellow labs" and "Ariana Grande"..... I don't remember which I googled last Lol! Banning weapons because you don't have one What anime is this from Oh my gosh, *specs*!! I've waited so long for this moment, I don't even remember what I planned to do once it came. Nowadays, being on the hype/^("nothing to announce at this time") train is all I know. I guess not... Agree You're probably the most sexually raging and outgoing motherfucker I've ever met... *Other than my best friend... He's the utmost horniest, he even tried to had sex with me What if he made the granny shot? ( Maybe he grew the beard for the next season to hide the burn scar Wow! Am I looking for Ivy or BONES? i just looked at a bunch of normal games. and wtf your ranked 70k and only silver 5 I think I just died and went to makeup heaven. My actual cake day is March 2nd teemo players have feelings !!??? Saw someone biking the C&O at Great Falls with a Bikeshare last week... "dak dak"? She looks like she only has one arm Never again. He fucked the skittles out of that girl!! Why does that website change the icon on the top to my skin's face but says my username is available Doesnt make it false either. Jews and Arabs are the same race? Are you MissingNo? I check in for the first time today and we've woken up some being from a dimensional gap... HOLY SHIET!!! I have no idea why they'd think people would randomly upvote more just to counteract downvoting... lvl 44 and tanks only lvl4 Is that good or bad? Omg its confirmed, confirmed. Bacon and sexy lingerie, how long have you been reading my thoughts exactly? My brain just fucking exploded when I saw this This might be one of the most vile things I've ever read. I once had autocorrect correct a presumably misspelled "sorry" to "sorrynotsorry" and the person on the receiving end of the text got kinda pissed at me. I didn't even know that was in Apple's dictionary. I don't know what this means # спасибо. That course isn't even out yet How can you have those 900 dimension stones now already? they are not heavily filtered. most ppl are nice. on nost i even had to wait till a GM unlocked my posts Expensive he looks so evil in that picture 17 hits by the Lightning, 28 hits by the Rangers so far Woa, that shaco caitlyn duo montage was amazing as well Way... what? LCS REDDIT? normally I like guys, but lately I have been having strange feelings for my best friend(girl) I dunno? *GoldenEye* was twenty years ago Oh goddamn Oh. My. Fucking. God. She is perfect i thought i did For a second I thought it was going to fire infinitely. If that were the case you'd never be able to go back again since the one-shot-kill radius on those explosions is pretty big Did it though? Did it? What really? I've been playing this game since the first day of open beta and I never knew this i also had this FUCK YE..... No dust filter? But you like the temperature hot ? Wow, that still sounds delicious. Those must be cheap Chromebooks Woah you play too much WOAH YOU PLAY TOO MUCH I was going by what he claimed in the episode. I don't remember this LP. Huh. How could he *forget* that he played it? WOAH YOU PLAY TOO MUCH That's a good thing and a bad thing #WHOA YOU PLAY TOO MUCH LMAO YEP. Seeing that was almost as bad as brain. I can barely handle Old Yharnam with its wolves everywhere, I am really not sure how I am gonna be able to go any further with crap like this that you're describing Fake foam muscle suit? so what's the worst case scenario if i go through this with 3 free smartphones? and the final page is telling me to confirm the 550nationwide plan, (50 a month) even though i'm adding 3 smart phones? will i get a horrific surprise next bill and see a randomly selected data plan that was chose for me and they want like 300+ dollars? when i only clicked confirm because the site told me (with screenshot proof) that i'd only pay 50 a month? I know u want to play a super smash game of lol characters This is exactly what I said to my gf. It's yeast chocolate. IT'S WATCHING YOU! Your IGN is Shadow right? Your flair says bubu but I'm getting confused. I would love a poster of this. more hindu if anything I would say yes but I'm pretty sure we know each other I think we live in the same place. Even with our discount? Oops! What the fuck? This is actually amazing. Why do you want to watch something so depressing? Man imagine if Alex Ich/Incarnati0n/Bjergsen were still in that mix Yahhh, that's right! I love Nia, I think the only problem would be the hair. Time to rewatch no novas or SW:D's As a woman, I feel very empowered watching this. Call it buildapc-ex-machina, I got a call from boss for opportunity to get $200 That's freaking cool. Look at the 2nd set bonus Food fetish? I changed one of my rune pages to replay.gg but it keeps saying I haven't Do they understand what "bitter" means? IPA I can see, since it's Yank piss, but Weizen? I was in it I think it's supposed to be: remove the upvote, right? Jesus have you seen the sun since game release? Yeah and at least 1200 people found it relatable i have just one question: how you survive without shield heals? Generalizing a tad I think. But Anywho, how'd the kids perceive it all? I mean they wouldn't do it if they didn't make it sound fun... Unless they forced em to. Oh man that made me laugh. Imagine if she finds a bruise on her head and thinks the dream was real They made that many? OOC: That was fast wow,thats big I didnt understand anything I just saw TIL I never drank tea in my life, just herbal infusions How the f did you not get flamed for playing Yasuo support? Holy shit, how did they manage 19 overall? That's very odd, a bounty disappearing from inventory. But there's only 2 endings That's great! I've been looking for this for months that why he is on PTS Hey there, I wanted to post that you're right, I'm putting together the lore-based TPP Red and Crystal hack with a team of people :-) Or at least we were for a time, and then I became really busy this past year and couldn't really work on it unfortunately. BUT a LOT of pre-work had been done and I would hate to see the hack never come to be, so I want to say to everyone that the project is not abandoned and it will be released at some point in the future! So far, it's got an AMAZING story I'm at 239, some people have over 1000 hours though Why does everyone want that clipper? what was that error ITT: People who masturbate a lot I don't get how this is 7.53 stars Willst du uns drohen? Possible response: *Those aren't dirty dishes. They're the ammunition I've been saving up to throw at the head of the person who next woke me early.* OMG! thatss huuge I still need to find both Winchester and Red 9, same as new rifle scope have you watched BtS in the last 2/3 days??? So revealing a photoshop amateur can maks wonders. Anyone? holy shit that made me shudder Wait what ithought its ongoing it says in the wiki ongoing 100% agree. That's one stylish finish. No idea how anyone could be salty about that Yeah, I totally don't get why you're downvoted for having an opinion. your theme doesn't work ( Gotcha, hehehe... well, I now know that I should NOT mess with that guy What are those weird yellow decals on the 89 bat mobile? I don't remember those I copied and pasted 500 words of a horror story I'm writing--500 words in which a battered woman considers killing her husband to save her son, no less--and it told me I'm 100% extraverted and 96% agreeable. The fuck did I just read? When this game came up in my subscriptions I thought it would be fun. Guessed that others may feel the same, and most of the app feedback seems to be from casual gamers or children. There was no structure to the writing let alone testing. You are right, it does not rotate... HOLY.SHIT My dad saw it last night and was absolutely stunned. He said he hasn't been speechless after a movie like that since Schindler's List With your finger? Is it common for people to just leave their money with paypal instead of a bank? Because I'm too busy organizing my trade routes between Rome, Poland and Sweden while making allies with Russia and Poland which winds up pissing off Sweden who is already being a big jerk because the borders of our country are really close so I need to keep my military up so that Sweden and Rome don't just come in and roll me like a fat kid for my lunch money while also waiting for the Sistine Chapel to finish so I can move 2 of my great works there and get a good themeing bonus and get more tourism but I also have to get a Missionary over to my northermost city and allied city-state because the Polish religion is slowly applying more pressure than I can currently deal with and HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT 3 IN THE MORNING I HAVE WORK IN 4 HOURS *pats mac on the head* "there there. you're still scary For starters, liked the new opening seemed fitting, also at the very end What was that? This is so weird to me, since in germany (there have been tests), you can wear even through the most muslim neighbourhoods (like NeuKöln) with a Kippah and noone cares np, you have time to learn This NEVER occurred to me. It actually doesn't explain how to do anything... I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE JUST IMAGINING MASTER MAVIS SAYING THOSE WORDS IN HER VOICE Great to hear they have come in handy =) Let me know if you have any other questions I'm happy to help as best as I can. Sorry for the bad formatting recently I've been replying on my phone This is a thing Looking tidy but that rear tire, never seen one squared off so much that is very accurate I think Inaho is badass but its stupid how he's better than the adults Why didn't you just link to the source? (( WOW. Twins are super cool! I'm not a twin but always wished I was. Weird thought crossed my mind just now... sorry for going all nerd on you all but given identical (not fraternal) twins have 100% identical genetic makeup DNA-wise isn't this what we call (at least in math) a "counterexample" to the widely accepted truth that sexual orientation is genetic and you're born that way? Outside of Bob, what's up with Russia? Yep, still made me go like this I feel like you need to go pretty far into obese territory to possibly need to blow dry your folds... Then hes destined to be even better than Ronaldo Oh, sheiss! I was just in Worcester on Friday for exams ( Damn, I love that color Holy shit balls. What a pass So if i download the Beta JUST for the files but dont play the beta thing i should have like around 2 gb less to download? ya i may try again to get a ha shiny venipede but not anytime soon, ive seen way too many red bugs Been watching the stream, the devs have forced the players to spam mining picks while staring at the floor. Some if not all of the server have been doing this for nearly an hour.....staring at the floor.....spamming 1 key...... he is tyr This is the real life version of the BTTF car leaving streaks of fire behind it. Netflix recommends it to me with 5 stars how ah puch and serqet are a fail? That exists? What the hell is gong on here Grilled cheese fries. I'm Italian and I never heard of that How did I get a howl sticker among my returns ? It's more than 60$ by a fair margin It's the eyes. That makes too much sense I shouldn't have said anything. Ignore my comment. Ummmmm You don't? Oh, wow I'm suprised i was GN1 Wow. bought it Friday night, don't think I've had a minute off it so far 13 min gg Wait she's WHAT?! Your reply makes my day, high five ( I haven't heard "pretty for a black girl" since high school, which may either mean adults understand how offensive it is or I'm no longer pretty. What...? Wow that dosent even make sense how does a small planet hold that much water when earth is bigger what if she was just a little early? For me, I was around the age of 6 and beating the games ROB is really good, check out his matchups. He has a positive matchup on fox Wait, DE challenges are best 2/3. Why?? Uh......dude???? Grace Slick has the trippiest voice Is your wife made of silly putty or something? Dude I'm a mod everywhere Who are you Ahahaha, that's brilliant! Meanwhile I'm worried about losing my 39 cent skin.. Maybe that comment was sarcastic... Your pic doesn't really show what's happening Omg. Could it be? It's a really in depth video, seems serious! Dirt tires on a sportster?! Why? Then it sounds like even more of a reason for those particular people to not need to know what a "blog" is and instead know what an "acorn" is ... wait there's a Baldur's gate mod for NWN? after the second top why didnt you go back to path 3 Estas vivo? Omg Lol. I'm not weird Regional has been selling for $500-1000 on eBay How does he steer? Oh wow, I just found that group and it has 151,000 members Now if only we could craft crossbow bolts omg what happened? But what if someone or something else is there? what res sites? Along with everything else. What does a betting group have to do with post-match analysis? You sound like a keeper. I didn't know early bird had an upstairs patio! Well shoot what if the devs were secretly playing through bot names and they were invisible through lobbies You may be right; after reading some more about it, it apparently forms some really freaky tri-atomic hydrogen bridge structures when you add too much to water What RES? that looks seriously dangerous Its a mistake or just the games selling like crapIts win win :) if its not all 6 episode's you can get your money back, if it works well amazing deal :) though it would put a sour taste in the mouths of everyone who got the season pass Until you said I didn't think about that... and now I can't stop thinking about it Are you Asian (in a non-Asian country)? I am half Asian and this has happened to me several times. They rub my chest, arms and especially my shoulders, calling me "exotic", "special" and "a wonderful caramel bar" 11.812,5 hver? Holy shit det var lidt > BTW how did kiriesani out damage you all in an LRM stalker? Imagine a world, without reddit looks are subjective so the you have to ask yourself what the "best look" is for you can you help me? I don't know the heads and tails of reddit. Feeling lost here $218. Started playing May 2014. Yep I once met a dude who was from Barcelona and he says " are you wearing a Ronaldo kit? I love him too" I was like All this to turn water into water? I can't tell you how many times I've run into sport or luxury car for sale that was labeled as a company vehicle in CarFax. I even saw a Mk6 Golf R labeled as a fleet vehicle. I mean what the hell kind of "company" uses a Golf R as a fleet vehicle?? I sure as hell wouldn't mind working for them... But I didn't follow what happened, were you told you weren't curvy enough to post here? But it's still on the mobile versions screenshots motherfucker I'm from Idaho and have never heard that term 960 is stomping all over a 780.. that's a Jetstream model too, highly OC out of box. I stopped playing 704 because it really never ever bounced anything Uhmmm ... Good thing it's only cartoons and drawings. Idem I would say tagged but I don't think this is something I would want to see... You mean, someone has actually decided to make a status doc that'll actually be updated?! It was really surprising, my friend was talking about buying an osu! tablet and i told him this was the same and then i just saw the description and went like wtf None. Already have enough on my plate, but thank you for asking... Out of curiosity, what's your prayer power? Mine's one-fifty-something. I feel like I'm as devout as is reasonable for how often I'm on Holy?? that's even worse You're now banned from /r/belgium for that comment. wowza, you must really love this gun Magical Patissier what? I cannot believe he writes on Live Journal. A buddy from work has the very same one Well wanted to buy one of these cases. 26 $ with shipping Wow. My mind is blown Non pvp play nice plz? You can back up Amiibo data with this? Very nice picture, but fuck you like it's my job? The thought of being so eager to stop and go home, while doing that... Ok, not even kidding. Last night I half seriously asked my hunting group why we don't have pokemon dlc, and I wake up to find this in my feed. Whoops, can you tell I'm new here? 100 oz JM is super high ...je suis le seul à dire "petit pain" ? Saw a youtube vid recently where a cho mid chucked a rupture there on the off-chance Sion might be there, which he was. Sion then apparently thought 'fuck it' and died to the camp anyway, giving Cho a kill and fucking his midlaner over This baffles me I'm guessing the safety fucked up on that one Haha, after googling that I am now afraid. A living shiny dex? Gotcha yes. Also are you my best friend because she said something so eerily similar not 20 minutes ago via text Those measurments. One more game last night, lasted until 3am. Now I'm at work wishing someone called a bomb threat so I can go home. TIL WoW is **le underrated gem.** Oh is this the media lab in the roundhouse? I think I might have actually used this computer I think I have a problem I CALL FOR A SATANIC TOURNEY....Who is the Best Teem NA All my units are in my unit list, waiting and waiting for an adventure ... Not to diminish the violence of the rest, but I found the arm-breaking part way more disturbing/violent Who is 5? That's just asking to get someone killed It's actually good it has different hair on it but the second last is Lewd Look at that Wait, isn't this a thing if you have armor, though? In no way he is stronger than guan yu release Thanks. That was a gift from a dear friend back in New York. That guy just popped up in the mail one day So. I'm going to take this as a joke. Cause if this post was serious...wow. I don't know if I should laugh or feel bad for you. I'm in the top 0.17% ( Your drawings are wonderful. i thought earth had only one moon My macros list is getting way too long. ∑( What is it? Especially not if you use your right hand to play her fingerstlye. Now this is the real fantastic post ME TOO!!! (Are you me?!?! How many times did you type "TOGEATHER"? Why....? yeah, Dorne sucks, sandsnakes are garbage...we get it. 5% of the content aired has been in Dorne...that's hardly the entire show Wait till you've seen what's under his skirt. So they're doing a Sunday/Monday again mine doesn't Wait, there are doctors who are anti-checklist? *Without pants* Thanks! Never forcing myself to do those hard boss fights on Proud or Critical again I live in Colorado... I thought uninsured covered hit-and-runs? I love Lampard, but why use his name when you have John Terry? > Oh, and shoebox baby skull Castor. Don't forget about him. Why did you receive reddit gold? You don't see them everywhere? and it's the cake day for both of you It had a Wayans in it. ( Is that how bad they've gotten? Damn. Glad I started playing on NA My school (in London) finishes on the 24th July 8 hmm that is very suspicious 90% match I have never been more jealous of a pickup than I am upon seeing that beautiful Frozen one. How much did that set you back? (And do they have any more Can he even trust himself? What the fuck happened here how! Well as I may or may not have said before (I don't remember :P) school isn't going great. I was prepared to receive a few failures. What I was not prepared for was for my parents to say that they were going to pull me out of the school I dont follow all this drama closely enough to really make a qualified statement regarding that, though given that he usually was the guy that actually argued the mods perspective in a lot of discussions I suspect that he was involved in the conversation in some form. He mainly got flak because he was the one that convinced the rest of the mods during the deletion of Gnarsies WTFast video which somehow made some people on here believe that he ruled over this subreddit like some kind of evil tyrant Fascinating. *Still* can't get it into my head that actual real people post things on reddit Wait, I had Fighting in the 1st place? ... I'm not sure this win was worth that measure. I downloaded the DLC and language packs, installed those and after that Gog seemed to update something... after that it deinstalled the Witcher for some reason. what a bad move from OP.. he offered his bayo for 46k, i sent him an offer for 46k and he counter-offered it with 48 Why did I get downvoted? Your patience must be even make a Jedi jealous We obviously live in very different environments, indeed. The idea of randomly getting stabbed for no reason is frankly unimaginable to me. What kind of monster insults Cisco Hype im on xbox one and its not starting...im in the verge of a panic attack I read this then thought to myself why LOL Is that Andy Samberg's first stage of Pokemon evolution eating a rice cake? My own dick… ComN9, if that were actually an animatronic, how would Fazbear Entertainment™ afford 278 metal teeth. If an inch of metal is worth $4, The teeth alone in the animatronic, would be worth $1112. AH! I was about to post our plans! Naturally you would see this post first. is there quick save hotkey? I mean, previous 2 games had it Yeah... buying something from them would just keep them on the phone longer deej just linked pirated movie on youtube Do you mean to approach strangers at concerts, and parks? Because when you hang out with your friends at a park and a random stranger approaches your group and starts talking to you, you feel like it's a normal thing? Recently? Where might someone in a tree legal state acquire such a lighter i think zion is better than quas but maybe thats just me wow Uh.... Wut? Jesus rahool is windu right? I have a friend that works at ORNL and says someone keeps stealing the catalytic converters outta the newer cars in the lots...I'd suspect you if you lived anywhere near Tennessee. XL stands for Xtra LONG? It's happening I cant remember a single person threatening to stop watching I don't think "living in a shed" is the biggest problem here... Beat his little ass! WTF was that laugh Naomi Did you check the Hairworks results at the Witcher 3 benchmark on pcgameshardware.de? The R290X is totally shafted, normally its onpar to the 970 and with Hairworks its half as fast. Is Steph wearing some sort of pants/dress combo? That narrows it down. Yikes, those guts ... ./swt I just found one saturday with one controller and THIRTY games All things become clear Paul Allen is my grandpa Doesn't matter. That attack on a LS is bananas! AND it's only level 1 Yes, because they are going to come every time your POS is hit.... Wait, they don't take off shoes? Wow she's gorgeous and that body Dude. Youre talking about the front page of /r/makeupaddiction. I dont think any other sub even comes close to their "brand per post" ratio, and this is the post/brand you choose to call them out on? $1 eBay knockoffs? Nisekoi plot? The fuck? Where does he get these keyboards from Why can't people stand this guy? Do it! Share! ... With my - in comparison - measily 200+ LP's, I'm dreading the thought of moving, so I cannot fathom having 10,000 to deal with u didnt like the music "Сборник лучших игр" lol .... oh Is this a real movie? I thought they were in the process of making one for dunkmaster darius and it was never finished Holy shit I didn't even notice sisi fibertel, igual tengo desync tmb, espero que esto del lockstep sea tan bueno como parece :p no sabia que speedy era malo Haha I know I was so worried , he's probably like that I'd be bothered too if I had been told that 124 comms into DO will make me Rank 196 Well why are you bringing up competitive results...? Even weirder is that PS4 has the classic patch already Oh Golden God yes. I can't tell what satire this is supposed to be How long have you known?? All pairs? You're completely right. European Cup doesn't even make sense in Russia. Not sure what I was thinking when I typed that. I enjoy the game - just started playing my closed beta invite 2 days ago Genau, wer würd sim Nachwuchs so än Name gäh? ( I mean, if they're all *really* whores and you're still not getting any... VIP is a total ripoff in my eyes. Basically all you get is a chance for the barrier OR early access to the merch. Unfortunately this works for them because guys like me still pay for it Deathstroke has a brutal super animation 5 times? That ping isn't even close to high So this is really a thing? I WANT IT NOOOOW! How do I even upvote? ( Oh yes! How weird! easier than pinwheel??? blasphemy!!! nice collection Can you design me so the flags can be hanging men tied up also the logo Slavers with a man whipping other man Vintage everyone. Our guys were beasts that night my goodness. Romo was under fire all night. Even our linebackers got in on the sack action. But that last sack though level 22 a pretty notable instance of the dumbing down is their labeling of sunspear as just "dorne" in the opening sequence FWIW, many of them are regular guys (I mean who hasn't technically broken at least one law, "5 over"). My husband used to work engineering at plant and a few of the shop floor guys were Outlaw/1%, and they were really quite nice. Also, if you get to know one (even if you're a total square like me/husband) they can take a joke. One guy in particular, who I knew could handle it, used to let me refer to his vest as his "Girl Scout vest". I did it once in a bar and a bunch of straight-lace types were staring at me like I just poked a bear She pin pointed it under clothing you got items or money stuck there ? Same here... One reason I don't get tatoos is that I think big, too big. I'll create a design and later not like it, so I've failed to create one that I don't hate 4-6 months later, which I think is a bad omen for getting a tattoo The inverse eyes I just tried to download the stage and it said data not available or something like that There isn't one single pack on all three platform that have RotaryCraft. Why do 2 people want corpses As much as you were downvoted, that's actually quite accurate. xD All I see in online threads with that display... or dolls. I always see dolls... creepy... dolls. I don't understand how having an open and honest conversation is a bad thing? If she sets herself up as someone who is non-judgmental, supportive, and interested in hearing what he has to say, then I think it could remove some of the stigma. I mean, obviously the best is not to make a bigger deal out of it then it is, but she kind of made a big deal of it already and so she might need to have another conversation to patch up the previous freak out. Funny how you are getting downvoted and yet I gave the same advice and got upvoted. I also have a set of Cobra R wheels on my car. I'm going to check mine before going to lunch today..You got me all paranoid now. On alien blue (reddit app) it shows it as the entire article Q_Q.... I thought it was an alright movie I haven't, but that's mostly because I really won't miss the $15 I spent, I'm not all that worried about 3 bottles of juice But our little lights would be there to save us...right?! Are you looking at wall? One time I was at a zoo. They had two elephants. One had died that day (77 years old or something crazy) and the other elephant was going absolute bonkers. Half of the zoo keepers tended to the dead elephant (how do you think they got the body out of the zoo...? Diese Postinghistorie matches or games? And I've never heard of Marcurial I have never heard of this website before I think that it sounds pretty cool man. The kick needs a lot of work, but the melody you've got sounds cool. I'd love to get the stems and mix in one of my kicks if given the opportunity The doctor collected and labeled pieces of bone from the scene of the accident and sent them along with the medevac flight... It's a fun design, but ... is that supposed to look like Kennedy? Doctor Who Collectable Mini Figures once a week Do a really thorough wash with a clarifying shampoo with sulfates before going back to your regular shampoo without sulfates. Also maybe change out your pillowcase and towel? ... and somehow, I have just seen them for the first time. *Brawl?* Tried and failed. Dunno man, maybe it's just you, your balls are all like HE LOOKS REALLY GOOD. They are pointer mixes, one mixed with Australian Cattle dog and one mixed with some form of hound. I've never heard of something being breed-specific toxic! Hopefully Gumi would use discretion in scaling the difficulty. Those Rinoa elites are silly hard. I don't even want to attempt the T-Rex on elite >your balls are all like The Saints RB, Bevis Mugabi, is an absolute monster. Might make Micah Richards look small. That's a really nice house The fact that everyone of these can easily be a poster, and a good poster at that......wow I think the mineral oil is used to smuggle the semiconductors. Compare Viper and Cobra... the same as FDL and Clipper... I agree that Viper (and FDL) should be the faster out of the two (four), but it's not, and I love Imperial Clipper because it looks awesome and flies awesome... Can't say the same about FDL which has bad internals and flying it doesn't feel so cool... (oh but those pewpewpew weapons! I cannot decide between yoshi exhaust or hyperflo. I keep going back and forth! Very good point. BITCH YOU BET I TALKING TO YOUR FACE. LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK And they're hosting these standardized tests etcetera on their own network? Madness! So many people being angry about that in the twitter replies I am not struggling. I just didn't have an optimal team with me Not an LSx? I don't think so, you're talking about the edge of the earth as a 2D world. There is no edge of the surface in any direction on the surface, but the surface *is* the edge. After the earth comes space, so what comes after space Skyrim is bloody amazing, mods have kept it current and the game is overall something the likes of which we may not see again. (until the next) What? I... what? Dugtrio learns Aerial Ace ([](#kreygasm))?! ** eh? which champ is similar to this I'm sorry, but "in green" means what exactly? I also have very rosey red cheeks! I use the same primer, but not "in green." Is it actually green? I'll try to pretend I didn't read any of this... you just reminded me, I haven't seen /u/StickleyMan on reddit for months I was playing the whole time at work, and then after work So the T-55 and IS-8 had a baby... My friends played it I grabbed that pic at random (well, it looked good in img search) w/o checking uri. LOL. Maybe i should repoint to another site Damn Did you really just used Pins to hang it up ~~I can't believe I'm commenting on this Da fuq 4 keys each redline? Oh my god I just discovered this subreddit and the name for this feeling and what is this it's amazing Stunning I wish I didn't understand that, thanks to one of our awesome mods who used to make tumblr albums I learned the otherkin and the pronouns, I'm not even making that up, they actually put a disclaimer on their shit blogs saying "please refer to me using the pronouns xe/xir they/them" you can't make shit like that up I guess More like pubic degradation. . Dat gooch hair Something is wrong with that door, don't know what it is, but something is definitely wrong with that door. I saw that dollar bill picture that says 97 cents of a dollar go to their own lifestyles like jet skis and...lingerie? dat bm 710 gold class Uh, what exactly was wrong with that pitch? No.. but that's basically the same thing I'm asking. Same with the Venge, Axe, and Nyx sets too. Why they so expensive Thanks for the pics... Wait, is suction really how C-sections work? Stream went down. I'm hyperventilating! For a second a questioned whether or not I actually knew my own zip code. Because I thought it was the OP saying that My gosh, a story actually made with uber simple sentences actually works? Thanks for proving me wrong, everybody Woah Lakers still in the mix Ooooh, the Dark Tower is one of my favorites ever. the size of that rear wolf Very cool... I didn't even realize Greatsword can pull multiple mobs all around you. Also the Shadowstep on Guardian... I didn't even realize I can do that Did you really pay $60 for a GTA Key from G2A? I thought it was common knowledge that they sold sketchy keys from different regions and the *only* reason it'd be worth taking the risk is if you get a STEEP discount. You could have gotten it cheaper from a legit site like GMG. yes thats why i am saying that must people who use the term never saw a Black Pearl I am not sure if you understand the market at all Do you mean jungle val? I dose my tank heavily with Excel and it's never harmed the val. ....this must be a strange coincidence, but while I was a counselor at the boy scout camp there was this troop that had a "shit" fight. I remember one kid crying at the med center holding his eye. Surrounded by a brown streak... ( for a few weeks For the whole finale I was like that, never happened to me before with anything How did it get there? Wait... How did you even know this was updated? This was posted May 14th and isn't listed on the TOC. What's going on I've never heard a turtle hiss and I have 7 RES, one is 27 years old... Tried to go back to him to check it out but he seems to be gone for whatever reason Xenonauts is awesome, but compared to X-Com you have to be able to deal with frustration. People die all over due to stupid shit Colossal Titan! Imagine how tall that figure would be/how much it would cost Viper Strike totem? Imagine what would happen if they had a front end crash Yeah. but damn, a kg heavier? That sounds vaguely threatening What are the side sponsors on the land raider with 6 guns per side? Looks so thick. Please. Someone. ^Help ^me. Severe vertigo just by watching this. 10/10. I have seen the face of GOD, and it's glorious That was pretty awesome Pasta expires? And he finishes with a album of 112 images Why did his own Rehgar level up from that? Bet you can't find me a picture of a blue waffle.. Yea I'm having that problem. Seems like people on the forums are talking about it too. I thought it was graphical lag at first (I've had a bad history of my graphics card dying on me), but I can run a large game like GW2 on max settings Soooo.. how does he give him treats? A lot of "WHY? WAIAIAIAI". Seriously, 4 times in 10 seconds. And that was the chorus I was wondering why I didn't see his comment in my messages. Donuts are literally just yeast rings huh. I have never used Bitcoins. And now I have some? That show is still a thing? I'd worry that the scent would tip them off, but then one has to wonder why they didn't smell the pee. those haunted, dead eyes Wait there's one in White Orchard? Somehow reminds of Happy Tree Friends episode where Moose does exactly the same except amputing the wrong hand by mistake But there aren't depictions of characters smoking anymore Almost every time I picked up Mountain Dew I got killed shortly afterwards. Was it you!! Hm, buying samples is a new concept to me, but the ones on ebay are ridiculously inexpensive compared to the jars this is the first time i am posting this knife Where are you and how can i get there, i will bring beer and pizza Wow Where is the bird? I'm a C programmer and what is this... What's disappointing? Wow, people in the US are so sensitive 20mins later are they still there? Dat huge fat orange doge! You don't eat dessert? What terrible place is that? Right twix smothered it in chocolate. Today they only share a wrapper and a driveway.. Twix try both then *Demonic voice* PICK A SIDE the fact that it doesn't explain python in plain simple English for a grade 6 to understand ( please export and send him to me, would be perfect for my system at Arsenal Oh gawd - I had forgotten about them Someone spilled juice on the inside of your case? So many people in this thread claiming that they accidentally ate an entire box. nononononononope that cant be real Did not realize that bass got that big. Good catch. if you goto see Paul at Space, definitely bring ear plugs! ((( wth, why isn't this a global event!! That's why trees exhale oxygen and continue to grow until death unlike us who stop growing I just realized that, having a strong sense of humor, we enjoy making fun of ourselves so much and so often that this game may actually be lampooning us and we couldn't possibly tell the difference So are none going to mention the prediction Q on Le Blanc?!?! Seriously....2-10 PM yesterday afternoon was She can't lift her arms straight up because they're so fat?! That's an, uhm... interesting gift. The 16th most picked champion in the game is not picked often? So how did you realize your nuke was missing 5dmg? PLZ NO Damn How do you know the story? Ah, that makes more sense. I'd been trying to picture the people in My 600 lb Life and whether any of them could lift their arms. Hence the My gf talks in her sleep but not in a while. One of the best ones was "Cut off...the heads." Alright, guess I won't sleep tonight This ..non-human took this picture, looked at it, and felt like it was a good picture ...good enough to post online ...that was 2 years ago? Otogi Also 25 here. Maybe we're all 25... Concrete abortion on toast That looks a lot like Barack Obama You think dogs have only existed for a few hundred years? How did you get nanna to walk backwards..? That's the last thing a top laner wants to hear I dont think Ive ever completed a game Oh no, dude, I didn't mean it that way ...and to think, this man is in charge of our finances The herald is multicrew? I got so used to random unexplainable pains, I never told anyone. I thought everyone felt this way, I thought when people said "well just wait till your 50" that they were right, somehow I was being a baby. It wasn't until I couldn't handle it anymore, was crying from the level of pain I was experiencing (it felt like my arm was being ripped from my body) that I realized most people don't feel this way. I realized that flare up was a "big version" of the pains I feel daily, and began asking everyone around me if they too had random, stabbing, aching pains. I quickly realized that at 25, this was not normal, not okay, and I began keeping a log of when I felt the pain, what type of pain it was (aching, bruised, stabbing, tearing, swelling, pinching, pulling) and where the pain was located (generally in my arms and hands, back, feet, knees). It wasn't until my first post on reddit a few days ago that I realized bloody stools weren't normal (again, sort of a private thing, not often does it come up in conversation…. can you imagine? "how are you today" - - "well I shat blood this morning, and a little mucous, but that was about it, also my limbs feel like they are being ripped apart by a bear, how are you" I thought that this kind of stuff only hapenned here in Brazil! No It's so weird as a guy to see that it's like, in the middle of a 3D curve. It's both front and back at the same time!! What the hell kind of shovels are you using I know crap isn't allowed on the boards. My friend got warned for saying that and went on a 'dung' rage before rage quitting Neo. "Don't move! There's something on your head!" "... that's one expensive license plate This.. is amazingly encouraging. Wow, congrats! That hit on Woodson Then why spend time in this sub Bold move Its almost like we human beings are complicated or something, isn't it? I see everything I have them and I always thought it was a bad thing But... I meant Tiny.... What's the third The Shirt!! Yup I muted it. Fuck those comics TOTS Matic.... I want one. I don't care if I don't have the room for it, or the money...I just want one ma chi Mike Bongiorno? Wait...what about the number 2 thread on this subreddit then? Uhm... yeah.. A creepy, scaly teddy bear that will bite your fingers off... Broa....Khaini... B...K.... Bro-ni? We are Bro-nis But can it produce copious amount of nacho cheese flavored Doritos and Mountain Dew game fuel??.... That's what I see, too. Jeez. This video was put out 8 days before I created my account 10 tons of passenger capacity? They are examples that I remember off the top of my head or stuff that doesn't give out personal info. But I've predicted probably hundereds of things at least a year before they happen and its actually kinda freaky We went up against a mystic, and easily won. Idk why people think they are an instant win. 5:30 mile? Hagrid: " I just clicked since you all said it wasn't real. There's an "are you sure you're 18 years or older?" page before you can get to it. You can't read cursive? Didn't you learn it is 3rd Grade? Thank you for the honesty. When you mentioned my nostrils, i was like "huh?" then i went and looked at the photos! OH. MY. GOD. Thank you for pointing it out Oh fuck that sideways You think osiris textures are Bad O_o have you seen bacchus and ne zha? WOW is this cevo client? nothing to compare from altpug times Maybe, also that man is gorgeous Savage. Friendly advice: don't do it (( That wasn't the only reason for going back long live the grey I... I need 5 of those.... Not an answer to your question, but doing that for a living would be SOOO boring The 2-17 has me a bit confused. is this a date or range or.... wtf is that Jinx damage Jumalauta, syntyperäinen Vaasalainen enkä ole koskaan huomannut Holy shit, is this guy seriously saying the US had never exploited Africa....? ....Olaf's wife... Why would anyone name their character 'Litterbox'? I live where this happened holy hell..Yeah they were Just checked my GPU and CPU and for some unknown reason my CPU is running at 95° LOL I can totally relate. My boyfriend has his pair of running shoes, a pair of hiking shoes, a pair of dress shoes, and a pair of slip ons and literally cannot comprehend why anyone would ever need more shoes than that. And to him any of my shoes that have a heel are "exactly the same". A brown leather strappy wedge sandal and blue suede platform pumps? He's adamant that he can't see a difference... Uh oh! I was the oppressed according to the patriarchy. But now I'm the oppressor according to the kyriarchy Observations: Someone said "OP" on Facebook. Whaaa... Whoa i did not know that I commented so I can find later "( wait... I can do that? how? ....wtf!? Holy shit. Imagine if Fury Road had been one continuous shot... Was told its bad to keep it up on the tail. ( Bata not really, all it literally takes is like 4-5 hours of non stop playing Wait that's not how they do it? That pop out of the clean doe Pre 5.2 nerf or 5.9 nerf ? Wait, you have a list of employees' usernames? What butterfly? I thought Will had a shot for a bit! ...OW Why are your icons so big So basically a $10,000 annual brake service?? You're being thoroughly downvoted, but while I myself don't share your views on these movies I wonder why other people aren't sharing theirs, either. They charged you for using the ramp? Blenders...they never die So definitely Jack. Lives up to his name, since he does Jack all :p At least Eva was a poor man's Lily, even though her 5* LS was better than her 6* When I was little my dad would have me shift his Ford Escort hatchback while he reached for a beer in the cooler in the backseat. Ha, no worries. But I'd be interested to know, cos someone mysteriously opening a padlock without damage (and repeatedly) is a very unusual thing to hear about. Arabic language tutorial for violent jihadist extremists on how to use Google. XD. Bloodlines of the illuminati, MK ULTRA, Secrets of the federal reserve. He's stating a fact... If the event happened on PM then you wouldn't be able to see it no cover Wow, I forgot that that was Mike who did that. Woooow. Even as the scene played again, I didn't realize it. EVERYTHING IS OKAY I've managed to solve it by falling at the very edge of the trampoline, but it seemed like really bugged. I "used" the trampoline when I was already a block below it yeah, you and JJ Watt have lots in common........ Your username It was like seeing Goatse What the hell dude, how? How does that person stop? You are working to fix all the matches!? Holy shit. I remember when they were each about $20 each. Really now? 20-30 min naps?!?!?! Oh lord, I am new here and I cant even begin to comprehend the weird crap that goes down Yes!!!! :D I am a just trillions of infinitesimal atoms going about their business. That's so cool!!! How does that create 'me'?? Someone didn't get a call back from their last interview what does game spotlight do exactly I smell bacon Uh... That was a LOT faster than expected. Nurgle in one go for me They are so amazing at a moment I tought I was actually doing the main quests What's the point of a license for a self driving car? Same, I was expecting at least a bit of padding. NOPE so we have to fix the tooltip What the fuck is that entire sub DVD that's pretty crazy Seriously, how big is that pizza? Its circumference is larger than the cat itself Che ci vuole? Tieni premuto shift col mignolo You have some weird ex Everyone is upvoting you because corrected a spelling error? I was on some site and meat loaf popped up and I realized I had a pound of meat in the freezer so I googled "how to make" and the first suggestion was "how to make meatloaf" freaky but fuck it(I just said buttfuck) let's keep it movin. Then I realized I was missing oatmeal or bread and whatever every meatloaf recipe called for then I realized I had rice and I googled "can you make meatloaf" then is autocompleted "can you make meatloaf with rice" I had to put Google down for the night. I've had meatloaf for the last two nights tho 'Career' Me and my friend have been trying to enlighten our peasant friend but when we tell him to check out the wiki he says he doesn't want to read bias info from pc elitests. ( Nice one. How in earth did that last guy (Coke? or something) not die to that 3rd shot tho But what about 0.5? I knew it!! Denmark is pretty much flat for what i know about denmark, that seems noisy as hell for denmark But if disorganised groceries are his/her biggest problem, how can he/she have bigger problems? W-WHAT?! Why are you scooping in Type 9? Is it weird to say that I really like your voice? a few nights ago my mom said I was calling her in my sleep, repeating: Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Then she said that I was talking about releasing my lizard. (Usually, I'd be like OH BULLSHIT MOM LOLZ. But this was so out of character for her and very much in character for me, I had no choice but to believe it.) I don't even have a lizard either. You really think that was toothpaste? Always. Oooh once I received a Togepi back in WT! It was so strange, it said something like "welcome back Togepi". Well that's fuckin' creepy. That dead eye in the upper left Where... where did that oddly specific image macro come from?! da fook I was about to comment the same. Damn makes ya wonder what OP looks like today. wow I..that's kind of gross/a weird feeling I bet I... can imagine the creepy bit Yeah those look nicer than anything I expected, military spec leather stitching How does something that happened in the EU affect the NA and JP servers? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Falcon is using upper and lower case letters... Y-you're welcome? It doesn't, except when it does. We've had rain/hail for almost all of this May. Then I don't really see how someone with that much experience is worried about a little 'muck on their saddle' Ive just been through so much shit that this concern boggles my mind. I mean I'm not actively sitting/rolling around in mud, and I'd be concerned about a dirty saddle too, but I wouldnt start a thread about it I'm going to have to try some of this shit. I'm already mellow as is. Oh you put this on the reddit too! Oh god! What is going on?!? Not to say I am shocked but... WHUT?! why khepri will be before ravana And you survived that many??? More??? When I know nothing (about you), Jon Snow? What anime is that? Well I am not gonna say those other girls mean nothing to me, they all have a special place in my heart. As far as my wife, the only reason I am not doing her in FRONT of you was because I wasn't invited. My neck hurts just looking at the damn thing... ( ( They've said some pretty shit things about rape too. I am interested in the Islamic definition of God, and thus the best way to answer that question is to ask muslims as opposed to Google Can someone explain what has changed and where? had a smooth ride up to LE and now im stuck and have been for like 30 games i moved recently and to my surprise found out im still technically logan ....the snapchat swipe tags confirmed this for me... Are those idle temps Clipper is bigger than T9?! Kill shot was photoshopped. It's a slowwwww day at work Haha well right now, yeah definitely. I actually thought it would be up when I came to work this morning since it was down yesterday too. Haha wow! Talk about weird. Wait what? My small ASP is as large as Antonov AN-225? What That man is not wearing a banana suit. Would love to call but sadly his voicemail is full Looks like Messi... He's lucky that thing didn't come slamming into his head wow that 5th pic shows your flexibility. Wasn't that nostalrius? and what? That narrator sounds like he's in dire need of caffeine Whoa You should try Super Cheifs on Walton in Pontiac. They deep fry the dog (no batter) and grill the bun in butter. it sounds amazing! I hate furbies. I have a couple in my house I need to go donate >.> one of them was given to me by /u/rarelyserious because he's a jerkface Wait... I thought that was what was actually said After playing for about a month, I stopped. During my break (2 years Mine are not tinted indoors, only outdoors I am definetly going to watch this anime. ( My local show this last weekend didn't have a single one Where was the sexual harassment? Or harassment at all, really? Oh my god the right blue one ... > Parlament überlegt, die gesamte technische Infrastruktur neu aufzubauen This is the first time I have ever heard of a 'long ton' when you get that quest? TIL I'm lucky husband and I don't have herpes That's kinda the reason I got it was because its the first Apple watch so I can put it above the mantle and in 6 years post on this sub a pic of my Apple watch 6gen next to the current one and go....wowzers then maybe you won't like to know that when I see Odki I imagine it being pronounced like /udki/ That doesn't reassure me I was born in 1985 Just looked at the picture. Dat Tincture! Yes they do. Logitech, Steelseries, Razer, Gskill, Kingston, Corsair...tons and tons...not just 'a couple' I have a fursuit. Do you know how warm it gets in those things? Over 100 degrees (40degrees celcius.) I can't even think of running around in one, let alone doing THOSE activities in that. o.o I don't want to die! ....2000$? that's surprising... I though all the delay came from the HW not software this remind me on the first time i went down to face the two ??? level Knights watching Rasputin's Bunker. : RemindMe! 1 Day " How does he put his shirt on I believe she was they all need to die now jfc do we need a new one of these dumbass images every day? We get it, the series of seven books, each at or over 1,000 pages, was able to flesh out minor characters much better than the "horrible, god awful" (critically acclaimed) show. This makes an alarming amount of sense ... you've never heard of /r/AdviceAnimals? paper.....street? I feel like my childhood is scarred forever now thats not really free You pay $40 for rocket propelled grenades? Chast, it's OK. :O I'm not utterly destroyed by it; can't let that happen! Goddam This is my hobby. I didn't even say anything about pot. Oh good lord... I thought my Large Rex scares me, but this XL Rex makes the Large seem so...small It has gotten pretty bad. My husband isn't the most motivated when it comes to cleaning. And my younger brother just moved in with us from out of state until he finds a place. He is also of the "Eh, good enough." variety. And my mother in law gets in tonight for a 5 day visit from out of state. Yay! Wait... the last point is new.... since when? I didn't say "knocked out"? A person with a gun is also potentially dangerous, arguably more dangerous than a person with knives on their fingers. Do we index every gun owner as well now Called canada computers. They said everyone who received initial shipment of zenfone's has been notified and that the next shippment for all retailers could be in a few weeks That is a lot of crickets 41 ping is bad? Miyazaki also addressed that at Tezuka's funeral speech. Oooh... She's my fave How is giving someone art advice being an asshole... ? How did they report you if they afk'd Phil does not give out Items Is that strap really for $12??? Yep, that's scary. Most of the time I'm good in game, but there's definitely times when I lose my temper and go a little worse than that. Maybe 2-3 times a year, but still, that's one and half month without lol Nah. My headcanon version of Max is too damn awkward to date anyone. Again. The Han Solo carbonite mod. Where to get. Prices on proof Libertads (low mintages, < 2,000) are really jumping on Ebay lately... I still have yet to answer it woa im getting back into this game and necro was considered the best farming class Crest whitening strips What the actual hell is that Xwee image Good luck with Zeff, that guy simply will not drop for me, I have done that chapter so many times You have shirts Lord, some of the thumbnails lead me to believe they also have hookers. -21????? Holy shit,that ending... scary that people have to threaten you Oh no Yeah I only fuck with club shatter, street wax is too hows that a QS but the video is 48 seconds Really? Mine doesn't show orange arrows for my posts Shuts down the state? Jesus H. Christ. I never thought I'd want to go to Kansas on purpose in my entire life. whoaa I never knew about this. !!!!!!! awp asiimov is like pure keys .. idk id take this ... not many people buy a ST Emerald Dragon Um how the hell do you get that in the game? Don't forget the Party Lemons. Thanks for the hatch :) Sorry for the late reply, reddit went down for me Déjà vu with the last sentence. I'm kind of confused to what happened *looks through pictures and sees impact playing on a mac Outlaw beets? A nuclear wasteland You really like this movie... That thing looks so 3D, at one point I tought the grenade was coming out of the screen Remake 350 Keys for a MW CW Kara? tears of joy or tears of tears of awkwardness. Wtf am I the only one who, even after looking at the pictures closely, would have had no idea it was made of paper? Why exactly would you even ask that? When have we shown ourselves to be against homosexuality? Wow, as of about three minutes ago I could have easily purchased a Marth. I can't believe I just watched a 12 minute makeup video, but that was oddly fascinating. Girls can perform freaking magic with makeup Is that a safety pin nip piercing? Game Informer is a thing still? Not going to lie..had to google that and I was like "I wonder what batou man is HOLY SHIT THOSE EYES Who the fuck spends €490,- on an account with imaginary internet points. Don't think it's there anymore, just took the mods a while to get to it. Apparently this no mod week thing looks like it'll be happening, vote was at 70% yesterday I'm scared to even think about how it would feel to get water into your lungs. Or burning. TIL Bane is Tom Hardy What happened ? If I recall correctly NGE was a favorite to pull references from in the LN. Perhaps even the memes are there with deeper meanings My guess: her arm is bigger than my upper leg. And what I did today is, that I lifted 8 tons during my workout. Thats lifting myself 100 times and only 68 times you. What do you mean? There is already a chat system in Wizard Poker. Bag on Reddy all you want, you know you would've caught that... like a month now? and she'd started on the jab a couple of months before, and apparently it failed cuz she's allergic For a 12.5% female HP ground? 3 would be awfully low Dayuuuuuuuuuuummm... Shitty timing on that dudes' behalf. So many flamewar words in this great tips thanks, stuff i have to keep in mind. i just checked the FWC sniper, the roll on it is PERFECT he thought that darth_noob was dorian yates You see a wallpaper? I heard it would be Lakon T9's bigger brother I thought you hated Byakuya! Ma a che pro? six Its strange how A game passed testing without someone picking up on these things... Goes to show you demos/betas are the way forward :) Still shows the games that good people want to read everything ^_^ Strange to think once a long time ago console games couldn't be patched, even on the 360 a patch file could only be 50mb There's a death tax? I have 20/10 vision what would this mean for me. wait you are not a bot 55 isn't middle aged! Does your buddy sell eyes? What is up with her calf Who's that? A bit of a necroing of a thread I found googling something, but that reminds me of this guy I knew who was telling me of his first experience with sushi, and looking down at his plate, thinking "Oh! My avacado fell out!" and popping the entire lump into his mouth. "I swear I engaged the *Lock* Out feature, Sir - or was that the "***Look*** Out!" feature I engaged?" more info ? As a Store Security Director, I'm watching you strange, she can't open it for me for some reason Like it'd be that easy I haven't heard about any myself. Are they really increasing? Through the whole game without a healer sipping being the key word! can you imaging if you were hung over and drank a ton of it? oh man. So this feels like a stupid question, cause I feel like I should recognize it... but which one of those icons corresponds to Bravely Default? She wiped the bull's ass from back to front Weird, I've almost gotten enough letters for 2 dragons at this point wtf what about Quinn This is seriously badass! Long-Time player here - I didn't even know that existed 64 bottles? YOUR NEXT!!! That's awful. I completely understand though. It happened to me both times after I lost my baby weight. (Although it wasn't through social media, it was "concerned" *and coincidentally overweight* family and to my face The community is nice, as far as I heard Haha. What!? No... Have you had cookie flavored milk! ITS THE BEST MILK EVER! because you wouldn't have been able to use a computer mouse. right? RIGHT? Strange, in my game I just can't go higher than 100%, it says that toxicitiy is too high and I can't drink more potions when you realize that TDK has been out for 7 years now So I haven't watched it since it aired on toonami in later 2000 but I saw Netflix posted the original Naruto so I figured I'd give it a watch for old times sake. My god, even when it's not filler each episode uses any means possible to hit that 20 something minute mark. Repeat what happened just before the break? Check. Flashback to a very recent episode or a scene that's not relevant? Check. This was not meant to be watched multiple times in one sitting thanks! I will! I was wondering if I could try Hammer Ele :D (I was using hammer shotgun for tanking A few questions on tower hit ability especially with carter do towers have resistance? If so how much? Oh and on the iah change Spiller had 207 and 202 attempts (roughly 12/gm) in 2012 and 2013 and got 1244 ( Gat damn! This sounds like a cheesy Fifty Shades of EVE type of thing... Asia is bigger than I remember. That looks too gude. are you sure it's from smite You... consider chips to be "heavenly food"? It's like s/he's doing some kind of interpretive dance to show how overwhelmed s/he is by the cuteness. Love the look at the end Is that one a phony? A beard at 14? I just noticed the slaver leader is Mr. Eko (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) from Lost What is going on here Reapers start at level 58? People have to expect these kinds of things when ordering a lightweight little thing from overseas all of a sudden you hear in the background "I THINK IM CUTE....I KNOW IM SEXY" If I hadn't seen the title before the song started playing, I may have had to use my handy-dandy flamethrower app on you. damn this nearly happend to me, i saw the emblem reward and quickly deleted the jade rabbit one so it could equip it without having to go to the tower Wait, does that mean you were passed Kiki pick 7? I would totally do it, but this board is terrifying. I don't want to be on these people's radar. woah dude. That's a cool way of collecting! You know I never played smash bros ever my first package came today yay! But my second is coming tomorrow (the expensive one Where do you keep your phone when it is on vibrate? Not sure what you mean by mode but we just tried a 4 player online match and it did the same thing. Switch was also changed; all the attacks now point up except the ground down angle. Wait, really? I thought it was blaggart this whole time I just heard someone taking a shit.... Does that mean you're a big bitch This truly was a random act of pizza yeah but it can be flaw- one or two Don't, he'll think it's for hackers that hate everything proprietary and dance around in the CLI. Wouldn't it be mongeese? ( Yikes! So many icons in status bar probably since the last time they met in ssl in semi-finals of season 1. was just as good and last game was Interesting as how my build (LMY47M) isn't listed... "Your device has non-T-Mobile software, and it is unsupported." Is this a thing? I thought everyone unanimously swore by the Nitecore as if it was the Grail. Where the hell is this a thing??? ~( Wait, what? I don't remember anything that brutal, but that explains why sledge would have nightmares when he came home... That's under G2 dude.. More icons = more damage... same as the battledome has always been. How do you even play that This is not okay I'd rather just get a 1 or 2 bedroom of the same square feet... I think soooo She's extremely religious but happy to leave a picture of your ass on the internet? And that smiley face. [ Well thanks... I think. holy crap. I'm so sorry! that sounds horrible. I hope you can get some relaxation time in soon No way YouTube has ads?! TIL that Metroid was inspired by "Alien". Very mature, speaking of 12-year-olds... What kind of computers do you use/buy? That is an interesting idea. I'd just drink until I threw up as well and then probably drink more once I felt a bit better post-puking. ...what kind of era was your sister taught to where she thought she needed to pay someone 20k to date her Yeah, why? Nothing like cutting away from Houston's midfield play to look at LAG's bench. "Women's prison horror" So, like... You click Chrome and it takes 45 seconds to load the page? wow are u kidding us valve ? hahaha That's not even close to 3000 codes Oooooooooor you perceive it that way because obviously you're more sensitive to noise when you're the one sleeping. BCAA powder?? Hold up. The pack gives you BOTH? What... what is this site exactly??? That final pic doesn't look toxic at all. If that's what he was banned for god help us all As another guy... i beat final fantasy VII 7 times. I beat final fantasy VIII 8 times. I beat final fantasy IX 9 times. I beat final fantasy X 10 times. I didn't play final fantasy XI fuck that mmo shit Eyeing those sport blues Shiny Kinda weird that they didn't pull up whatever chat log he actually deserved a ban from Someone went on a rant about how it was a sensual porn star name and got them turned on every time they heard it I'm just wondering how long it would take to open all of those I thought the previous max stat roll on chests was like 175 or something im impressed you had light bulbs stocked up to get the gal to 6* Tall people are the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful people I've ever known in my life... 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Full of air, not food. Who still eats these things? Fuck me man. China did not play when they were brainstorming. There's even Bape in there I...I can finally be a player in L5R and not just my groups GM The way she suddenly stared into the camera took me off-guard. Creepy Or this one I live in the UK and am having mine out, all four, under a general anaesthetic, in 13 days, they've said nothing about providing painkillers/meds, just some 'take some ibuprofen and paracetamol when you get home' I'm scared I read "hamster" and was very I did 143k-650k today... What is wrong with me? Do I just like hurting myself or something either everything else is very big...or that is the smallest pallet I have ever seen! Saviour kills were a bitch for my first and second medic aurax!!!! surprisingly i completed saviour kills second last for my 3rd medic aurax Lucky f@ker! I've never had one I remember that blasted game... Hella weird enemies and sound effects ( Woah, what... do you have all of them? Magic! Mind you, I own a white landrover and every time I let my fiance drive it, it seems to magically get extra dirty. OP's girlfriend is a lesbian? Not with taco fillings, surely? You can get your dogs to puke in a bucket?! Wait, that shit is broken for more than a YEAR ?! tfw she bronze and plays ADC like an assassin wise words Can you link me maplestory on steam? I'd love to have it on there but can't seem to find it in their store The P Cup. I wasn't aware the Metal Parade event is on today. Why so many downvotes? There are acts? HOLY FREAKING ASS CRACKERS What are you talking about?! Rai just said that Rigoberto Uran is spinning 55/13. Maybe obeasts see b/f as less healthy than formula with all its added extras are we supose to belive that u'r both getting a p2 + adds and not taking it ? OMG dat outfit. yeah I know, how come no one talk about this? this is one of the most important feature of fifa Oh god I just saw the chapter list. pretty sure he's a guy... and what do you have against gay people? Wat p2 are considerably more expensive than the other phases - if u can really get a FN p2 for a mwp4 u shoud take that and praise the lord - if someone is crazy enouth to add but have you ever won against her in an argument? I don't mean to focus on this but there is something really weird going on with the crotch of her trousers in that pic Yeah, thank you. This is madness! Yeah. But street harassment is so not a thing. good game well played? Then stop unplugging your drive. jesus christ ** I've been on FJ for 6-7 years, there's never been any Viruses on the site Boku no Pico Goodness I'd love to take a bite out of that. Aw man I totally missed that. I haven't even bought my ticket and I keep forgetting to do so. I suppose I should do that now. If you go, let me know! So we can run around and make a fool of ourselves. I may dress up, depending on if I can find the right materials for the cosplay. The yogurt pack is adorable! and the HoW powder pact Greta is looking more and more like a mole rat. Guess some people are into that. Welp, now I'm having second thoughts about my plans to move. Nice feet, I would massage it Hope im interpreting this right, but i nearly took a hit off my RDA with the topcap off, if the hot mist spray from my slightly overdripped coils hadnt stung my lips i would have 2 twised 28g coil scars on my lips now Where are you finding $50 dragon's maze boxes? Egg form would be great, but do you have ways to check iv spread in egg form? Oh that's cool, I never realized it before. Although I just went to check it out and it kept giving me an error page when I try to do it from Canada Did you even change it? Higgins looks so weird without his beard. I went in to EE to purchase a new contract, Upon telling him what phone I wanted he began to grill me as why i wanted that phone Where's NME in this? Had someone say 'Why should I show sportsmanship if it's not a real sport' I was just like That goal at 1:48. That first touch Jesus fucking christ, I'm having trouble understanding how those chairs go for $800 Wait is the whole bomb over ? I guess I can't complain Wow, thank you for the welcome. What does you making videos have to do with you getting a signed poster? Ryse costs $10 My dick must be sucked. Oh man this happened one time in my SUV, put on a spare and didnt realize it was super old and the retread came off on the highway. Didnt quite realize what happened because the car kept rolling normally after a few violent bumps so I rolled it into a tire shop. Got out and the tire was still intact minus the tread and outer layer 67.410.089 credits for a well equipped FdL? Australia??? ... What the... First time I really noticed was in the MarcoMarco3 runway. I was like That sounds painful If I get drunk enough tonight and the supplies come together...I am making these Complaining about getting downvoted? I'd rather have a nerve hit than... whatever happened to you. Wtf? When buying pages, mine have always been added after the already existing ones Wow, the site has a video **background**. ## Wow that is shitty Which hairstyle is that? It even show "This item may be gifted once" it does change Wow... they got $188,322.30 from one ATM... EB marauder? Is your life regen covering a 5L ice crash? wasn't suppose to be only sets with a -1% of a arcana? i got a shit one and this coin which i can gift Well I guess I shouldn't worry about video quality, since 99.999% of the action in this game is apparently over. Oh dear. Mario Kart PTSD is kicking in. well, that's odd As soon as I saw the title, this was the first thing that came to mind. Oddly, I haven't even watched it yet Was that thunder or the foul off Reddick's bat It's 11.02 here and I just got to the Searching screen I've been saying this for like 200 years (I've actually just been saying it this season Oh, it certainly does have a good side to it, but *bloody hell* What does ranger mean in this game? Since when was Scholar ever complex or difficult, are you kidding me? Silver 2 at 70 wins? I don't remember setting up that order. My god I remember this. My account just dinged 12 years too. Tried googling. Someone said support ticket but the FAQ says if you post a ticket about that you will be banned. Why the hell did I click on that? "Oh... My" >////< "That, was good. That was really funny XD! Sorry bout your sex life mate! Now I have to watch our for strangers with lube Oh god those god damn galaxys, it never stopped... Wait, why is /r/badarthistory on the list and not /r/badhistory? its a kind of tweak or something like that? WTF, are they reall the first country in the world to legalize gay marriage? It thought it was legal in many places already Love your tits and tats ! Yep...playing one right now. Lobby of players from Asia..... Ah, we all love distractions. Just read the FAQ. It helped, although there's still some confusing things. But that's ok! I'll figure it out eventually. So you are saying I will need to get to level 140, ascend, and then do that all over again for 4 to 6 times, just to get futher? Omg dude, this game is gonna be over 1000 hours long!!!! What if that pessimist was a Jew? Since when can you bring a dog on a plane? In culinary school, my british chef talked about there being an explosion at a train station where he had been working in a kitchen. Tell that to webmd weird Wow that would add so much to 3d printing How do I do that second thing? Because I don't enjoy the thought of requiring to fiddle with my documents every iteration ive never seen an obstructed view bleacher seat Uh? SSW/SSB name change didn't hurt them. In fact, they became the most dominant team in current LoL history that feel when you realize these underage kids make up more than half this sub For a second I misread what you said as African Guys and my face was like oh yeah. cause thats what those tunnels where dug for... I'm level 13 and I have tons of it in my inventory, but I have no idea when to get it Have you ever installed a door in the rain?!?! Oh, my God! Dare I ask: what was he planning on doing to it..? Oh.. I thought it was a blumaroo because of the long tail. PGL? Why was the bench clearing after every goal? What the hell? Whoa whoa whoa...his BIL has 6 kids? Good god man! I didn't know they did this Oh good catch! I never noticed that until you posted this Lord Thunderin'. Are you like the McDonald's hot coffee cop? You didn't expect fresh, hot pizza to burn? Nobody tries to make him abandon gold. Sick Wow. ....what the hell is wrong with you? "Essassani fanfiction" RP servers? for GTA? Dat Dogs-Dees result... Is UnbalanceX2 really that good ive been seeing lots of people recommending that An envelope would suffice me I hate the tails on rats.... I read this in Liam Neeson voice and now I'm scared. bevmo ^Ca^lifornia, i was stuck in a line and began to notice things ^ Woah. Picked up mine fore about 10 bucks. TIL wallpapers have to match your orientation Dies machte mich lachen weeeeg zu hart! Bin wohl doch ein Nazi OSHI Wow, they're all actually rendered there? why are you getting downvoted for this?? Wilshire to make it three. Not fourth this season 5 specials? How did you manage that Ohaaaaaa, warum hast Du mir dieses Riolu gegeben? Das hättest Du mir gar nicht geben müssen. I can not eat while walking. I can't even drink while walking. I think you have been scammed, that's a teisco tulip not a strat I....you are missing a 2 before the 4 in May 4th...! Why don't you just turn the difficulty down for a moment instead of restart? Okay... WTF was that? Nossa, por algum motivo eu li "Evangélicos" por uns 5 minutos. whats on her head Oh gosh, I LOVE everything about outfit #1, I can't take it. My life suddenly feels incomplete without a CK tee so thanks for that This is an Imgur link A machine gun? OMG! You can see him smiling behind the mask too i see :P i'm even further now, got 11k+ Huh, a level 65 Vivi won't be able to heal the damage from MC special One of the screenshots is Japanese, certainly, but the other is English! Why is Izaya and Shizuo there like they're one of the best in Durarara What is this Boy's Day? People didn't know this? Marea Atlántica (Podemos) is the first force in A Coruña so far by a very narrow margin—31.15% to PP's 29.60%. Quick, somebody pinch me! i just had my boner penis without pants on while watching tv, sister came and just said " Yeah, what was with that? offroad tires on my Huntley S, Ace will be pointless, if anything, you'd use your Jozu and a friend Ace. Killer if you can get him to level 80+ We are 34 chapters in and you already talk about time skip Ok I believe it's real now I know when you get absurdly high [10+] driving really shouldn't be an option but this one night I think I was at an [6]. I had been smoking all day as usual, but my nightly smoke sesh was ambushed with full bowl snaps a blunt, and a 3 gram cigar blunt. By the end of the cigar I was at at least a [11] and it was time for me to go home so I drove as usual and got all the way back to the stop light at the entrance of my university and then I just knocked out for like a couple light changes Meanwhile demonblade tryndamere Oh my god Holy shit... I just found him on Myspace too. well I am not Drunk any more, but holly shit, what was i thinking posting that on reddit. TIL Dude, you can't vape mouthwash Wait.. you're serious about people coming to your house? Ewww, I thought that NC has at least some chest hair... It's not a problem, anyone is free to upload the latest picture as long as it meets the rules. Speaking of which that - in the title is making me very OCD right now My eyes look so weird to me now when I don't wear eyeliner You don't have DP, mini DP, regular HDMI, VGA, DVI...? It is really beautiful and serene but I get this weird feeling I'm being watched when I'm there... This board is so confusing Morrigan 2 (with blonde hair) is red and black? I made several of those flags Must...Remain...Calm... I got downvoted I didn't even know you could still buy this. what I think I would have fainted. actually, I know I would have fainted. # ^ I tried a couple things, but the fix in the end was to restart the Oculus VR Service Why did i reply to you? Oh. That's like 158 F though. Are you sure that isn't too hot? Hey, I seen that at a halloween store last year! I think it moves. I got out way before I had to wear garments. Do they seriously have flaps? Looks similar to Vancouver prices I don't know for sure, but he had a girlfriend at the time. Great defense Cavs Light unit is absolutely not useless. I would mainly use it for it's LS, high damage while supplying good amount of BCs. Infinite AoE SBB might not be that much of use compared to single target infinite SBB, but with an Ares buff, it guarantees a constant stream of BCs as long BC drain doesn't get in the way. Its UBB is godlike too. And yes the creep is real Nobody actually needs makeup so why does this matter at all? ** you beat the game already? I deleted this though... They're lovers? Turboboner O_O| Don't beat yourself up over it seriously. The markets fluctuate all the time. I'm lucky I haven't lost my shirt yet But where do you stick it in? \^This is actually really important. I was messing around once, and I saw literally two people on the south America region on ps4. It's weird that distribution splits up like that..like, we don't get Great Lakes at home, yet it's brewed in Ohio and passes through Indiana to get to Illinois And depending on where you live... ticks. Lime disease. Did you know there's a tick out there whose bite can _make you allergic to MEAT_?!?! NO MORE STEAK! Yeah it can get intense Yea, its ridiculous to believe that our government would ever lie to us. The u.s. has never ever lied about anything. Not once. The u.s. always speaks the truth, no matter what. No hidden agendas. Never. Its against the law for America to lie, so we never do because we're the best country in the universe.... Streamers and their ilk are an absurdly small number of people making it to the lighthouse, let alone playing ToO Wait what?????? The hiatus gets worse every day, who knows what we'll have by June. Is it just me or do Lisanna & Lucy look like TWINS!!!! You need to sleep 10.5 hours? Doesn't contain Legerdemain for some reason. I think I must have OHKO'd him because I don't remember him being that difficult dafuq is this Its either a bot or the saddest thing I have ever seen When I was little, this show where terrifying to me. I didn't understand they where costumes ... how does it not rhyme? woooooow. nicely done wow that's possibly one of the most awesome flatrides ever ( Have you actually seen someone post that instead? that's 1 monitor? Did you test it with a magnet? W-what? Completely out of topic but how many gems did you use to summon them? dat website!! Still haven't seen it... how eager does 2-0 against tsm? When can't you afford waypoints? how much you make TIL you have to get divorced to have a sex change. To my knowledge they had patched this weapon effect bug months ago, back when it was a thing. This isn't new. I actually have a video called Aikijinx's Life Absorb on YouTube, when in the beginning you see the effects. But did they bring this bug back? They said the line was imaginary Its not really a question of the amount of posts, its a question of the posts that get upvoted. If you browse new right now youll find a few rather zealous individuals even trying to tell people to not post porn (which is, mind you, not even a shitpost necessarily but whatevs ( WUT? Ngomongin sariawan? Kamu sikat sariawanmu? ...meaning you don't already know your loved ones faces by heart? Yep my parents don't get why I love drag so much & when trying to explain the concept to some (I thought) liberal, open-minded friends they were very confused and thought it 'weird' Was that shrapnel from the explosion? Some even wear a full **set** of clothes, all the time. What a bunch of weirdos I've visited that church, it's really fascinating and eerie. It feels almost unreal to stand there and know these are real bones Damn, dude. Now I feel like a wussy for being terrified of dogs. Is this still being made with Stencyl? It's not the stencyl I remember Saw this post in /r/dipcifica, just now got it. when you said "White house", I just got a completely different view of the show I don't know why you are being downvoted... As a Finn, I must say....NEVER! But but even after that you can pull out your mobile phone and make a call right?? I guess she likes to blow...things out of proportions How does one fall in the water again? That last search probably just inspired a whole new slew of weird fanfiction... I see... i scrolled down bottom and saw someone said only Majin Buu could solo Avatar Wait what,I didn't get that at all from that anime dam you play a lot Wait, their are people who don't enjoy playing Annie? As much as I want more than 9-deckslots, putting that against actual content makes me throw it by the wayside Dude, that door should be closed When i replied he was double digits in the negative And that comment in now deleted :D A new identical comment was just posted. although it's kind of weird that this person - Luke Ong writes the same comment and doesn't point out that this previous one was deleted It's not Rule34 Wait, we green-eyed people are that rare??? You have FOUR bathrooms?! Oh man her plumpy butt just kept on jiggling Is that Fat Bastard as a beardie? so a battery to start the engine that charges the batteries when the engine is shutting off... ( Bye Bye Butterfree was pretty rough, as well as the episode where Ash wanted Pikachu to stay at the Pikachu village because he thought he'd be way happier there. Wait thats possible? Blacks Beach? That building has seen some shit Holy crap, NationStates is still going? I remember playing that a decade ago Holy sh**! Ikr. I thought the Red Bull would help.... What scares me more is how he was able to make that comparison. I keep. Waiting. For more. The tie thing accentuates his nakedness The votes were swinging pretty heavily towards downvote territory when it got deleted, which likely had something to do with the bunch of meta posts showing up telling people to be on their best behaviour now (which really just defeats the purpose of the whole mod free week thing, but whatever). Chances are the OP took their karma while it still existed and ran for the hills Why are all you people adding hfcs and cane sugar to your coke!? Not really creepy, but when I was in school some bullies made a prank call along the lines of "Hello, this is Winnie the Pooh, we were wondering if you'd want to come out and search for treasure with us in the forest" Man, 24 missiles? What if someone asks you what you do with your free time? "Oh, I like to digtally remodel and reskin horse vaginas." I was driving out of London last year as a passenger and saw an old woman with a rollator crossing the street a bit infront of us. When we passed and I turned to look out the window on my side, she was gone and I realised there never was anybody there. On later thought I also remembered it was a roundabout and wouldn't have had any pedestrian crossings. I still prefer the explanation that it was a ghost of some sort rather than I've gone completely bonkers with hallucinations Someone actually remembers Toot Nothing, but she told me they have one Lucina in stock but it's reserved for 24 hours... What did u put under the second one to make it look like it's just one I can only imagine the honking that went on during this. Dafuck? The same team as House of Cards? Whoa then That's still super high so bad... oh well, maybe they could release a free DLC for console users with the top 10 user made maps... or something similar... And yet "BRM" brings up Blackrock Mountain cards Can I just say that that freeway is gorgeous Jesus Christ it is. I was just like...what the actual fuck? when I got the reward. Then I used the reward and was like O_O O_O You aren't wrong but consider my hypothesis: Lsd X Dmt = Lsd ^Dmt Your ED actually places ambulatory patients on backboards??? Exactly my thoughts. That was the worst game trailer I've ever seen. Can you slot another Stance into the Stance slot? Obligatory "You can use me as a chair anytime ;)" comment.Unobligatory "I use chairs as people Jesus, are you sure your video card isn't on fire? why the heck are you getting downvoted so hard right now? Those clavicles I always run out of double Marco friend captains :| I have about 10 Marco friends, then I can only do 3 more with G3, when I could be doing like 6 more That puppy is roughly the size of my 9 year old Westie. I don't know where they got their doctorates, but I bet I know where they got their honoraria "You asked me to come, I came." I should do this in prep for Fuji this year. The grade on that killed me the first time I tried, and this year I HAVE to summit. So there's noo penalty on us? Tf, watch Jeremy GC's vid of the most OP champs of all time. Looks scary He doesn't sound like what I imagine, everytime I hear him I have to do a So your clan consistently scores below 2/3 of the max possible stars? holy fuck harden i'm not fighting But then... Ok you traded 35 GBCs right? And you can't trade anything without putting it into a gift box first right?! Thanks. I try not to do stupid stuff, but this is a great example that shows there's no age limit to for Darwin Award candidates! ( I don't get it... why is there so much detail in a spell, and yet rain drops don't cause ripples in the water? I'm an atheist and a musician too, haha and we have the exact same political orientations where's rek'sai Why are you linking that when the person who made the video posted it here before you? Are we to assume a beat isn't this is priceless I can't tell if this is a comedy or a serious action movie... ( They are Tier-1 Team, you didn't know? Holy shit I stand fucking corrected. That Code Red, Splinter Cell and Call of Duty.. Wow that was so unfunny Holy...what. My banks not in the USA either and I get money out of PayPal all the time. Uh...I think that's a dude. That's the most quaggan's I've seen in one place But technically isn't his base skin his Shurima skin? Killstreaks are not removed in Hardcore What do you mean by "mini" Were you fiddling with the microwave again Dyrus? If everyone down votes everyone, then the truly best ones will be the least negative.. Uh......why??? This is Gold. The G/f & I, make the most ridiculous of noises and gestures, just silly shit all the time. If that were her and I, we'd be trying the noise then rolling on the floor laughing, over the ridiculousness, but pure joy of discovering another odd thing we can do, or the other can do. Not much is weird to us. Theyre dropping in Dragons and Faimon hell for me They save for me! Tried restarting Dota - it still works! Uh...uh...is /r/unexpected leaking? and just when you least expect it.. Frogger returns that is amazing needs nsfw tag. i wasn't ready for that What level of Crown Egg is 100% Chesterson? How did you do that I didn't even know FAKKU had a subreddit. I didn't know these guys had websites now Don't be afraid Also, the handheld thing is not true ...you can get dojo gloves with 160-170k range? It's not salty These brands aren't available in stores in Sweden? Same here! Yay! It took awhile (I don't know why it took so long for me to come to this solution - silly me), but I finally invested in some nice silencing headphones. Pink noise (white noise is evvvilllll Is that a ferrari? What the people that designed women's jeans didn't add pockets so that they would buy bags/purses, further increasing their revenue. Omg that's so precious xD and awwww I sure as hell would miss someone like that too :P wouldn't it be funny if you two got married years later? got my Amir very early and got too excited and ended up maxing him out... 6*+all skills well its an egrossing entertainment industry, more than films. Me neither... its humping the damn thing I don't think that you know the meaning of projecting Wait, you can actually pick them up? Like, place them in your inventory? How come I never noticed that? Who's eyes are those? Get neem oil and dilute it with warm water in a spray bottle. Spray it every 3-4 days for 2 weeks or until you don't see spider mites anymore. The smell of neem oil is bad, it will stink ( tho my brother likes the smell I was terrified to click that and now I know I was being optimistic. Ehehehehe, comunque non aveva studiato a memoria in maniera precisa, all'inizio ha detto che la techno si ascolta a 150 rave al minuto This is a big part of why I don't care for these games much. Since when do we not take goal kicks oops ma bad.. Didn't Peridot say that she was supposed to be at Earth to "check on the cluster?" A cluster of what? Maybe that's what they discover! Wow, it'll actually be scary, if night 5 or 6 is not ending on 6AM, but continues on and on inifinitely, making the game glitch out and display something like "87AM". That's what it does for me What in the actual fuck. Really? Well what do you know.. Malik is actually playing good Give him 2nd aghs and he can get items on other meepos TIL that gobby does not always mean mouthy WOAH! Made a super official poster and everything. I am not the author. What do you mean I am doing a lot of scraping right now? I'm sorry...but...You just have to deal with Gamestop customer service and if anything, your bank. I don't think lurking on this subreddit would solve anything. We're the internet, not miracle solvers Lebron James is on the Rockets If that monster unified into one country...... I, uhm... What? Such corolfur! Amaze! Can Steam games run out of installs? ...sweet potato..? Maybe I should visit different subreddits if this is wildly accepted I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DID THIS!!! I have mastocytosis. Basically I'm allergic to the world. What I wasn't allergic to yesterday I can be allergic to today, it's fucked up. I'm part of the "mastocytosis community" and was sitting at our annual conference and this gal draws up what she says is a shot of IM Benadryl except it's FUCKING PINK. Yeah, she's shooting liquid benadryl into her muscle. Neither did I Grega Bole just finished 19th Hmm you're ok 3 days ago? freya hunter isn't better than freya mid? Why three? More importantly, have you ever seen anyone walk out... Wow that damage Source?? i've always wanted to know how the fish die in this scenario whoa Oh my god.. this happened to me last night, i was holding A as CT, Terrorists were rushing B and the whole team was there and i'm just chilling on A site and it's like i hear 50 people get shot in the head right next to me Well, my recent "oh shit" moment is having fallen in love with someone after almost a decade of being single...that hit me like a ton of bricks just the other night wait, how are the brackets not a keyword? what happened? When people conflate "redditors" as a single entity. why all the downvotes? it was a joke I was actually planning on this for next time! My first whippit was whilst tripping and oh my dear lord what a difference compared to sober LOOK AT THE DOWNVOTES! You know what creeps me out the most? The fact that you run the exact same setup as me.. Same monitor, same mouse, same keyboard, same headset, and my girl is also 3 years old.. This gave me chills for a moment. Holy cow! When I was looking at going to a Catholic university for a grad program, they wanted $40k/year in tuition only. Balls are mostly a mystery to me due to not having my own but holy hell, the original doctor, the physicals, then two others... they seem to be as confused about the male anatomy as I am. I accidentally spilled an entire pitcher of iced tea on myself. My clothes are slowly drying but I smell like walking iced tea Woah I remember sitting in the student union on my college campus between classes reading and watching TRL on MTV back when Blink, Eminem, Britney Spears, etc were all the rage. Doesn't seem like it was long ago, but it's been almost 17 years since then the admins had to step in? Are you saying what I think you're saying? Who takes a picture like that... ( Sentey PSU? You have a head cannon?! Wine Somalian.... Meh. It was funny, even when it happened. The DMs liked to come in, after that, and order some of the "slippery" tea. I'm as surprised as everyone else in this thread... so I basically have a pornstar's dick Wait ... you say Hybrid Varus is not a thing ? You never know, I might actually answer. But then again maybe not. But what would you call someone who plays both? Weren't you in Bombay until last week? 43 upvotes, my god how much higher will it climb?!?! Woah, woah, woah! Back down there! Don't get so psychotic! I witnessed a mudcrab kill a fully steel-armored bandit... Unless Origin Support is the Turing test for their new A.I. I'm not sure! It literally just says "Mitten" and I can place it in my house. is there much of a difference? i was hoping just to quickly run to the grocery store before my next journey, i cant imagine it being anymore intense! Yay we get Snooki ( whipped cream, but i hear its somewhat of a waste of nitrous, this method. my experience said otherwise wait wait what.. At first I thought this was joke and had a giggle, but then came to the comments to see that it wasn't support people that play this game guys... projared is not part of the community I wish that he had not made those moves to end peoples lives it would have made having compassion for him allot less...complicated. But we have all seen the evidence..If the tendency toward terminating another human beings life to further a business venture had not been latent within his person it (his relationship with Mr. force) would not have developed into what it did...but perhaps its not something he ever thought through..Perhaps not something covered in whatever ethics classes he may have attended in college. tranca palanca At first I thought he had a hat and his head was in a really uncanny angle... Won't the mod makers throw a fit that you have the mods "redistributable" from there? hmm, thats odd...never triggers the knight shields for me Yes indeed 12 hours? I have caught myself How you didn't die from 2x yellow storm calls? Yeah, sorry, I don't know why I mixed SkyFactory and Argrarian Skies. I might be.... What? You didnt paint your skin in the predator style - is that Machiko under there?!!? THE MINDGAMES Haha wtf, I was at school and checked my phone and the score was 12-15 for Kinguin T side Dust 2 and they lost in OT? YES! 5/27 is Wednesday The look they give at 1:52 is demonic. Obligatory...nice username There are things far worse than tentacle. I've seen some shit man...I've seen some shit I made the chaplain a sec right before a guy came up too me with the request of "Legitimate Tajaran". Where did a chaplain come from? I just removed two letters off my first name ...it's free. So many When did feet become a unit of force? Where did you see 4 songs?? I pity the one who has to translate all that handwritten dialogue. Maniacally As she proved in her wedding night... morphling is not in the game Pursuer's UGS has 140 counter damage now? My bedside lamp... Didn't think they'd be skinny enough to fit through that hole Number 8 hitters going long... You workout 2 days a week/??? I'd kill to be that guy in the second and third photos... 230mm side armor... >So many (( um..... no.. NA NIB Rosalina, like it says on my title..... Cubs broadcasters talking about the Cubs going after Soriano But i thought it is!!111 does anyone else think he looks black? What type of role play do you like xp bar Just a black background? **HOLY SHIT THE DODGERS ARE ON MY TV !! The evil clown Recess: Schools Out got added in the last few days... they didn't add the actual Recess TV series... [M] You have more than I do OMG That's our complaint about the word choice, haha. Who's more tacky, the weirdo or the one who judges him? Do you? ;) You have artists to thank. A base hit for Yung Joc Dem legs. I've been living in a fantasy land where I assumed all guys were into butt stuff and I have been carrying myself accordingly. I get more lmao stomping on his back with those heels ...as someone who's never seen F. nen be played until now despite maining M. nen.....HOLY HOW LONG DOES THAT NEN GUARD LAST? ...It was posted months ago. maybe you should contact the admins if someone is serial-downvoting you The beef with creepypms is mostly because it uses the "safe space" nobody can insult the OP rules. "Just talk about the person sending the creepy pm". Because downvote and move on is too hard, if you don't think the content fits the sub. You gotta berate the person that posted it, too. Where in CA could you scrape by on less than $9/hr? That's rough living even in the outskirts of the central valley. (Rhetorical question, just expressing shock at *less* than $9.00. ....F. Nen has two nen guards? What? How do you pronounce Markakis? Vinny pronounces it as Mark-kek-kess, but all I see is Mark-kha-kiss ... Moar Cock Kiss. I've had my hair braided this way since...forever Is it you Sac? Or maybe Shannon? your kitten would grow into a cat before 3 hours That'd be sick, I have only ever bought bic lighters... but the thing about Bics is they just show up. I havent bought a lighter in over a month and i have 5 Bics in my pack... Ends up sounding like "Sharter Barrel"... You'd be surprised what these internet guns can do I understand the first 4 but the Chiefs Hm, "margarita" like alcoholic drink? That's some serious skill It's been known in every run i've ever done Your :X made me Even this comment. *spooky musik* He did not even need his shield And OSU's already one of the largest colleges by enrollment in the country. Wait what?! I thought it was only 3000 space slots for them? Portions are out of control these days...blows my mind that I can go to a chipotle and get a burrito and soda and have basically eaten my entire days worth of calories I'm the only one said it and I was the one asking first What did I just read? What .. the .. fuck Holy crap, I don't even know what to say to that .... I'm having trouble believing this is real... anyone here actually own or know someone that owns one?? Can confirm. I've had it happen at the start of battles it and goes on for almost a minute. That's some super long range gunnery. I've never known a shell to travel for a minute wow, didn't know about this Holy shit, just checked your profile You can't be serious go buy this to me and ship it Neither if you give me BO3 on 360. This is fucking crazy and disgusting. I'm sorry, must have been the most Wtf moment ever. Who are the ACGs and why is it wrong that they back kiko lake? I already signed up for the team. Since when constructive criticism is something we can slap the "uncalled for" sticker on? Of course it is... Buying new piping for such a project makes no sense. You're supposed to reuse old parts You're in your 40's? Why my client is downloading 1,4gb? Oh. Now if only my game could stop crashing every few minutes (talking exp), then I would have gaming orgies Haha, you and me both. Be even better if Colton Haynes stepped out from behind Stephen, in his Red costume. I'd be like HOLY SHIT Nope. Color is total fine. But I'm little disturbed by the fact that your pubes are going half way up I'd love to get in on it, but $44 shipping (international) is a little insane. Please tell me you were tempted by the Pikachu Teapot I don't understand the question. I'm in awe of your mustache powers, sir. Whoa! Is there a second chapter of that? That was amazing Thats the GNHW ver,without the sideskirts cannons and the shield generators on its shoulders. And its one of the thunderbolt shields, he comes with 4 Aw dude, I totally forgot about the berry thing! But yeah, that's pretty much what I was thinking, just something to even stop eggs taking up party space would be better-and make a lot more sense. If they ever impliment an egg carton, I'm going after them for royalties... i really have no clue what you are talking about.. 40 min slap fights? We must have been playing two different games fraggletastic is that you the dregs promise is what I think ill choose, its a triple burst sidearm that always has guaranteed ammo, does 37 per bullet to body, so it kills in 2 bursts to the body in pvp, and has ricochet rounds Don't let this oddly nice version of NotB0b fool you, DuKes0me - he is an evil evil bastard and right now I fear he is plotting wicked things towards your mother as we speak! They can but their content will be banned from this subreddit indefinitely. Until they apologize for offending the mods Holy man face, model man. The fact that LOW just spiked in price makes me honestly wonder if you were serious That's a sexy pose. ∑( Oh wow, that's some pretty serious downvoting for a 10 word comment, did I step on somebodies toe? I think the buildup is different for normal, rage, and red mode. Might have different buildups for Furious and Apex as well. I'm not about to test it though Your parents paid your way to college....most of us can't relate. Don't really see this as a "I got out" champion story. who pissed in your cereal? This looks like a coffee shop in South Korea Clash Of Clans. TWO MATCHING URS Secret Comment the sybil things? i was too scared to click them omg A town?!?!?!!? Yup, thats right. Also, I had encountered an error with my purchases on the limited time bundle. I ended up getting both 2nd and 3rd bundles after my client crashed. To top that off, my coins weren't even deducted Sheeshus! Apply ice to the BURN. The only thing lurking in my grass is the neighbours cat, we don't get too much wildlife in urban areas of the UK! But a snake... wow I just realized I didn't even know the power button was there. I haven't turned this thing off since I got it- just put it into sleep mode. That's today. Serious question, how many of Parliament's seats do you control right now? What did you color Goldie with? I saw what you did there Jei I'm not saying that it's an elite club only that it's still small. I never knew that fairing can be used in mid section Holy shit, that's trippy... how is he expected to only be a middle of the rotation guy when his ERA is 2.14 And to think Apple has nearly 200 BILLION in cash. Jesus fucking christ Is George Washington the Lord Commander of the United States Armies? Holy shit.... Please help him out I had to double check this happened in Egypt. That's strange that I took the GB instead of the air they have Tiaras in Germany? Mine made no sense at all But that's just standard songwriting practice in metal. Reusing riffs when the focus of the song is on the solo is completely normal, and not unexpected at all. I really don't get what you're trying to say. raf is not the only exception. both hats i got from preording ARR gave me bonus exp as well Zoophilia is forbidden in my country, and I don't like my cats that way wow, now elo boosters also work for ARAM I love Luby's but I doubt I could eat that much of it. oh my gawd I'm amazed there are more than 2 teams there Yeah I guess you wasn't a good fit for the easily triggered anyway TIL: Mark Hamill is an inanimate object You read more than 3 books a week? ( And might I add that the teabagger on /r/gaming was tagged NSFW but not this Holy cow, that's an extremely unfortunate when a perfume reminds someon of something really explicit No you can't, unless you are him, people don't exactly put stuff like that out in the open and it REALLY does look like an deformity, not a reason to punch someone... lol Yeah, I get higher damage with lower RoF for NC; but almost perfect accuracy on carbines Same, I had to google 'dollar symbol' to be sure it wasn't supposed to be with two lines... I was looking at the one lines like 'wtf', after that I looked at my keyboard... Also one line... ....HOW THE FUCK DOES THE EXECUTIONER LOSE!? (( Oddly enough, when I use the A-91 its actually one of the most accurate carbines I have ever used with a suppressor What are you doing with your other hand? What the hell did you do to your ancient pants? At this point, I feel like they announced everything from Wright Flyer to USS Enterprise... Godspeed VEAO somehow i have the impression that you are male It also infected steam? How could it be above UV but not an X-ray? Whoa, thanks (( Expected hamlogic from a ham...But I'm concerned that your friend is surviving on 300 calories? 9.8% chance of RoboCops? I'm dieing... Definitely lol'd a bit. I never lol. Yes sir I wasn't even in a competitive match and it says reconnect/abandon now I have no problem of gold As a kid I kept having dreams about my mom dying or having only 1 last day with her and once she died when I was in high school I stopped dreaming about her I was in the same boat. Took oxycontin for about 5 years and realized that it really wasn't helping anymore. The doctor wouldn't help me get off it (no idea why, he said "well you've been on it a long time, best to just stick with it Ah, damn it. Uh... I like ice cream? WTF that login screen looks so good Another mod that the cheaters have is unlimited health. Watched a video of a player using it along with many other hacks You didn't know the tobacco industry was big? Yea, what? Shouldn't captive animals live *longer* than they would in the wild? Dude, I was literally just thinking about posting something exactly like this. Awesome pictures, it makes me wonder how many other secrets are outside of Dong Danks walls we don't know about yet Wait so not everyone learned this is the way to tie your shoes? I've been tying my shoes like this since i was 5 I feel like I made a stupid choice no matter who I bet on this match... I did. I broke out in cystic, ***hormonal*** acne on my forehead. I'll no longer DIY "hormone balancing"... Is there a way to be un-shadowbanned? What if the true intent of the mod free week was to breed a community that polices itself so the mods have less work? I find it pretty scary how smart phones have evolved over the past couple years oh ok! im heading to the guards and tell them that i killed a woman.. after having sex oh ok! im heading to the guards and tell them that i killed a woman.. after having sex oh ok! im heading to the guards and tell them that i killed a woman.. after having sex I have a friend who doesn't upgrade his units to sbb because it's "easier to fill the bb gauge, easier to auto battle, and everything died with bb anyway" Everything is being downvoted Is that... Red Beast Boy behind Hawk? What even is the context of this, anyway? I imagine they ran out of zeros. $125 starting price? TIL I am the future. Oh buddy, you need to save up those hero souls Ilovetails makes threads? You like returns? Wouldnt the better question be, why the hell are those in the bathroom? So did you torch your house yet? Great capture but I couldn't sleep knowing those eight legged dudes are chilling in my house But I haven't downvoted the poll.. There's a lot? Look me in the eyes and tell me you are genuanly interested in how I'm doing You are like the 5th person in last one week from real or virtual life to tell me that I wish I had patience for Neoquest. This is fantastic. If any of you wonderful folks know a source on that, please give it. Id love to get that bodysuit pattern from her. Those are adorable What are you talking about?! Hehehee... Who the hell plays with a trackpad holy hell I sadly don't think I'll be awake enough to keep playing until then, I'm getting pretty sleepy Ouch. That looked painful ... A shoe? That sounds... painful you had me at Captain America. I may have seen too many reddit subs created for the sole purpose of posting flat chested naked ladies for me to take that joke lightly. Disregard that about sound in the left channel, it was happening because of my headphones had virtual surround disabled i clearly can't read. **Moms have the hardest job in the world!** < That's the worst one, not because beeing a mother is easy (I guess... Those are the Labyrinth Madmen, as the guide calls them... and they are scary as all heck and hit like a truck Yep, I completely understand. Spiders? No problems. Beetles? Couldn't really care. Ants? Even if those fuckers are on the other side of the room I'm nope-ing on outta there. Nope nope nope. And I'm from Australia, the land where everything can kill you. Just. Ants. I'm childfree myself and this made me go holy crap! ** What if you COULD, but you're just choosing to care a really small amount, which is not necessarily the minimum amount you could care? I DON'T KNOW!! dude I took pre-cal in high school and even then that was too hard for me. I can't imagine what calculus is like. Bard and Riven picks in the same series Bard and Riven picks in the same series Who's it up to? TIL Costco has been around for 30 years That's a lot of gold Are you Karen Gillan ? They do? I haven't heard about anything in a while I know people use the words 'red flag' on here a lot, but seriously...red flag on this. Big, fat, bright red flag roman for ares? Thats harsh Am i wrong in thinking that now karma gets huge sustain if she R/Ws minions in lane? Wow, good and strange idea I got really confused for a moment and thought you meant standing *inside* the actual tornado... That would be beautiful i want to take bath there. So many offers 4 Etheric Lights I dont get why this is new. I`m pretty sure I´ve seen the 360 case some weeks ago on their website. Saan mo gagamitin yan HAA? Deus ex is on the wii u? holy shit, too fat for one door Wijkmanska Gymnasiet in Västerås, Sweden? This post made me get the game, not a fan of CCGs on Android but I was hooked on this for two hours ~~Dat mount tho The thing that surprised my (American) girlfriend is how easily I would confess drug usage to doctors and such. Especially weed isn't a big deal. She acompanied me to a doctors visit once and I was asked if I used any drugs. When I said I sometimes smoke weed my girlfriends reaction was like "Did you really just fucking say that? How did you do it at Level 33? You play with 5fps and say this runs better than WoW? Is that a Nautilus on an IPV Mini? It is indeed, I didn't specify where it was from because I'd hate to cause someone to not buy your juice because of some bubbly stuff. The cocoa puff one smells amazing, I won't deny that, but I haven't actually vaped (my phone just tried autocorrecting that to baked SO.... did the others quit? Nope, why should o mean that? That Old Wa My god, it's PJSalt the Game. It's not? Thanks buddy! Your head ( how... is he holding the cup?? I have horrible grammar and dont care. people get mad af over it. i dont understand. \ Well....I hate him/her in equal measure thereby canceling out your love I died at 18 badger ccl's. Seriously though, spot on. Also, I got chills just reading your fake expansion preview. I need to stop playing Destiny Seems to be a cultural issue within the police but maybe education is also the issue? I also watched a document series which compared the states with the Nordic countries. Apparently in some state (i don't remember which) you become a police officer after only six months She runs fast As a returns co-worker, I actually had a lady come in one day because she really couldn't figure out how to assemble it. yes, hope it's uploaded alright. (posting from china) Désarmant, les bras m'en tombent yeah when they were talking about it on the keynote, i too didn't understand what it was exactly... (and i work for the company I agree. Plotka sounds nice. Roach is an insect. You're right. It's actually 134k I only touched my cream once with s spatula and it looks much more filled than that It works GIMP is pretty okay, Try the old versions of blender! Holy shit dude that's just wrong Dat tires, tho 15170 emails? Eh is taller than cupid > all this has become is a dirty perversion subreddit Byakhee isn't a super rare though Woaw, that's like a HL of awesomeness Awesome reaction! I was afraid he was gonna start fapping to it with the way he was gushing Yes. And for god's sake, we are NOT in China. We are located in the Malay Archipelago (between Malaysia and Indonesia). I have been working in France/Italy and when I told them that we are not in China they were giving me funny looks until i took out googlemaps to prove then wrong. Their faces were like.. That as well in plain text? I can't hold it when girl, pretty one like her, brushing their half-dry hair with hands Wtf @ that stop and match restart? Pacific NW area? $157 actually, which is surprising. .....Seumas, is that you? No Flav or Chester?? Doesn't even look like you have a full Ring of Wondrous Charm. That's crazy town I love that show. In a church parking lot late at night YOUR brain just acknowledged other brains. We're in the process of buying a house and it's been stressful. Currently waiting to hear back about our financing for our conditional acceptance on our *possible* house. I'm so nervous this will fall through and I'm shocked that I haven't started biting my nails again Yea, his dubious comment got upvoted. jesus christ LOL How often do they have to change tires on that car? Let me know if you want any corn bread i just want to ask, how in gods name did you end up with someone like that wait... TiVo still exists? holy shit Yeah if these graphics and storyline don't grip you then I honestly would be interested in knowing what does > although I end up using an online roller over the physical ones anyways... the physical dice gods do not like me... but the digital ones do Thanks :) I won't be using it until I find out for sure. I just can't understand why they would sell them as a bundle in that case Classy, I like it...but what exactly constitutes a jello salad? What would a fetchless, 4-color mana base be like?? Is the little guy ok!? Hold up, take her to church? Wtf? If there's one thing women need less of, it's indoctrination into bullshit ideologies. Actually kind of frightening that no one else has called you out on that one so far. Where am I right now? My TRU is doing it too. Unless it's the same store as yours. . . No, not at all What if we're the last? Wave 6? I assumed this was a vintage ad and thought "I remember when I used to need a cd storage tower a decade or so ago" and then realized that console gamers still need them. The kid I'm tutoring ....... I had this shit! I've already posted it in my comment Not as creepy though You have a wife *and* housemates? I was thinking the same thing I should have taken a video, years ago a guy was throwing hammers up to another leaning over the scaffolding above a woman drinking her 18$ coffee on her cellphone The only WHAT thing? The dream you have a mechanical smartphone? Price? And by ni200 coil, you mean just one premade coil Faster?? Jeez, I'm not sure I'll be able to keep up with your clicking speed if you're getting faster Part of this sub for some reason Am I the only one who is worried about a full automatic bansystem? I want to be judged by humans Never So wait is there a way to model swap Ciri as Geralt? "Hard to convey in English" doesn't begin to cover it He touched my ass at a meet and greet Alone at Mini-me's concert. Auditorium full of the people I moved halfway across the state to escape. Why, no, I'm not experiencing any social anxiety at all. Don't shoot it. I thought you said "frightful" for a moment and I thought this was the update thread that theorized that alt!calliope is actually caliborn in disguise *_* So, just so I could give you an honest opinion, I just filled up my Derringer before I left for work (and my wick now looks like I dipped it into chocolate milk My...bedroom door? And I thought 22 was a lot for my store daaaaaaaaaaaamn Oh my god that poor bard This is just an ad for NAC Haha, saw that. Took me a while to find another picture I played on it and you couldn't? AYE CARUMBA. Wait.. Are you me?! Same here. Are you getting regular lag (FPS) or lockup? I can only play 1.5.1 for a few minutes at a time before the mystery lockups of death start to creep in and murder my PC. In-game calculations are still being processed (get a freeze while mobs are near and prepare to wake up dead!), but everything else, including the screen, controls and Task Manager, all lock up repeatedly, with nothing popping up in the logs, all while plenty of CPU/GPU/RAM is just sitting there un-utilized You can have sex scenes with those 3, why would you need a nude mod for them OH GOD nooooooo... And the bracelet-whistle giveaway, oh my god the whistles Fainting? Why? DEAR GOD PLZ COME BACK Agreed. I recently subscribed to /r/breastfeeding, and reading their posts, I'm like Are those crossbow strings in picture 3? Did you just do a rage-face smiley!?!? Amazing. Made my day. Oh! I didn't know we could still create them Yeah, makes me want to get on that "nesting" thing... Never been to W space, but I've heard tales. Tales of tears and curses. lol wtf why did you guys find it so hard? my friend, a random(without a mic) and I did it on our second try Sauce? What the? I'm on episode 23/26 right now. How could you quit that far in? Is that the only thing dominatrix13 Wow, 10 years. I'm transferring from a CC this fall and on Assist.org Math 129A and Math 133A say this too. Does that mean i have to retake these classes once i got to SJSU? That frame 13 Things we made up about donkeys that you should never show to a sex addict "Australian player"? Wait, what? I swear I just replied to this comment he made me laugh...how is this cringe? What did commie do You can play as female in the game? You can choose to play as his daughter instead of Geralt? Now THATS what I call a low hanging fruit Seems like grandmas like GTA? Uh, moral implication aside, what made them prefer the officer's legs over, let's say, the cruiser TIL as well... Wow they were executed after 17yrs, wtf? Oh we are opposites :-P. Thief 2 was pretty much top for me, along with Blood Money. I never liked Splinter Cell much actually No. Just. No. I am the one who gets to decide what I say Everyone I've ever asked has said it's 90/7/3 Oh wtf ? The power button is between vol+ and vol- Her thighs It's just a simple sketch, why is this NSFW'd? It's weirder to think that nothing exists until you perceive it.... 27 minute floor tho Ah of course! I knew it would be a lady champ, an immobile champ, and a complex champ. I just tunnel visioned on my own favorite champ Wonder if your down waistcoat dude is related to my sweaty hoodie guy? "Was Michael Jordan a Paedophile? that guy is 15 years old To file a grievance? Seriously? For which reasons?? Why not just ctrl+shift+n? Isn't that forgery and illegal? How did they get the FF font? Are you saying you do not have all of your best porn sites already memorized and links to the best of them in a text folder in a hidden map, together with names of your favoruites? Are you saying you do not have all of your best porn sites already memorized and links to the best of them in a text folder in a hidden map? So its going to be a stand alone game Seriously????? So staying still is actually BETTER?? You've gotta be kidding me I get the Facebook accounts thing. But, separate Steam accounts? That's beyond asshole $1,000,000 / ($2700 AK + $200 FB + $300 HE) = 312 rounds? You go to PS+ section and click on Instant Game Collection, if I recall. Can it be any easier? If we are gonna form an angry mob about this we are gonna need some torches and ... pitchforks. 3D streaming for Oculus Rift Never seen game crash in official competitive match Remind me what's a Finkell? So all are ready to have sex? You have Ramires... Why did this turn me on? Well then seriously, how do I get rid of this issue? I've started eating less and it feels like my stomach has shrunk a bit since I started cutting. Just the cutting part has helped make my stomach flatter in general, but how do I make my intestines smaller A PEX pipe stapler that we were using when installing the hydronic heating in our new house. We were missing a peice of it and didn't know. That fucking thing jammed on every other staple. My SO and I became crazed with rage and murdered that thing. Unfortunately it was a loner, so we ended up paying to replace it....we told the plumbers that we accidentally ran it over with our truck. Then they told us, " oh it probably wouldn't have worked very well anyway since we forgot to send you this extra piece when you picked it up" Wow, I pulled my headphones out before clicking and I could still hear everything clearly with them around my neck. A jelly fish? Woah! A sale? What sale? Was trying to turn away from Yggdrasil and decided to ram you and see what happen. Was not a good idea what maptype is that? That's a thing? When you see those 6 with the EBGames sticker I went with "do something that makes me laugh". We'll see how that goes Don't you live in HK? How did your Japanese end up better than your Chinese there? So I guess I'm the only one who brings a separate cooler for my beer/drinks.... I just picked up the first movie for 4 bucks at a secondhand store and I'm kind of glad I only spent that much on it Uh... aaaaalright? The sounds of people eating. Not a question of have accidents you have been in, but how many you have caused. MG1 ( Does anyone have any recommendations for a cream similar to the now-too-expensive-to-stomach Ladykin Vanpir Dark Repair Cream? I love it, but not for $40... If I send a support ticket I get answer within 24 hours every time.. I dont know what you people are whining about Or fingers on the end of their trunks Finally finished all the canon episodes of Naruto on Netflix. Now do I watch the following 80 something episodes of filler or skip ahead to the last episode before Shippuden starts? Not very, unless you lick your hands after changing the litter box. Also... these are puppies? Are you telling me oranges are normally yellow then stained orange? You can quicksave??? How do you know it's not Oh god.... now we will be getting ad's based on what's in our pictures And dont forget that RIDICULOUS shield he gets, i mean what the actual fuck is wrong with that Yup, but I think the point I agree with the most is its design. Now it may be biased since the scythe weapon in any game tends to be my favorite since the character using them has I practically flashy moves (Dante DMC), but the scythes in Dark Souls I/II were lackluster in move set, mainly DSI, now I loved the lifehunt, but all your character did was so the picking with it and only did a horizontal swing in the R2, so when I used he BB for the first time my face was something like My god you're a genius. You must have trained with some grand master scissor fighter or something Agreed. If you like Bumblebee...READ IT And if you don't like Bumblebee? Well first I'm going to have to slap ya then tell you to READ IT You can't take the lead from someone, but if OP would've said "ummm hey dude we've been playing for NINE FUCKING HOURS...make one of us lead," I bet my next paycheck the fireteam leader would've listened...unlessssss he was somehow in cahoots with the ass-hat that too lead and left 8 Blade biometrics For real... I managed to get one today and he looks just like that. Merp. Meeeerth. Although the one I got from Nintendo UK looks a LOT worse... his eyes are like... I did not know an MG of the traditional Wing Gundam was available Every time that guy in the green shirt talked about the process of making the masks I only focused on how nice his skin looked wtf analfabeta po polsku i po angielsku? oh gods, this picture. it will haunt me. "leather cheerio"... If this badboy is $650, I'll be picking one up immediately even if it doesn't come with a single game at all. If twitch disabled the paste command... You were telling your crush loves someone else? WOW Well her face looks alot like Hyunyoung and IU in some scenes to me Crazy thing: Just think if the stadium had been built and they were playing in it at 19k capacity this year. They'd be throwing around $450,000 per game (18,000 X $25 per ticket; just an estimate obviously) down the toilet for the games thus far. Just extrapolate that over the whole season... 1.17M tap for Mohacas My hands kind of just go. Whoaaaa that's pretty accurate What was he banned for WOW. JUST WOW. Insecure neo-nazi trash. I hope your friend stays safe. This guy doesn't seem stable I really miss the old katarina I really miss the old katarina Please god no It's still impressive and he didn't get fed just by sitting there and what do you mean by the quality being bad Thanks for the answer. Lol at the downvote though Yep, if you jump fast you can get an adult sweater quantity of nice stuff for like $15-$20 Don't tell me they use different localisation for abbreviations ? Stop it... Wait- What? Where does it say that? Whats the outboard on it? It must go we got Ubuntu Wait wait....are you telling me you do not constantly see yourself from a birds eye perspective 24/7? I hate to be the one breaking it to you, but their profits are coming from just that. I'm fucking impressed did op just unknowingly scam the playstore? damn [Spoiler](/s "Vali needs to join Ise's group and develop a boy crush on Ise so that he and Kiba can become rivals. **Kiba:** It's my turn to wash Ise-kun's back! **Vali:** Ise and I are on even footing as men. It's only appropriate that we take a bath together! **Kiba:** I am Ise's guardian! I can't be away from his body at any point! Ise-kun is mine! **Ise:** ._. Kiba... why do you have teary eyes like Asia or Rias!? **Kiba:** I won't let you ruin Ise for me! **Ise:** This sounds awfully familiar! Way too familiar! O_O **Vali:** Ara, ara. I'm sure Ise would prefer my company anyway. **Ise:** * Hey now I never said such a thing. Can you please get off me now? I... I got Lucina? Does he have those tattoos in real life too? Whoa, really? Why would you think programmers are stupid? Any idea the work involved in OOP or a single function? I like it so far, I just find it really, really weird that for several chapters, Ransom and two other characters are naked in their space ship. So, cause we know Rey is a Solo, Luke is then hitting on his niece? Really? That sounds weird whats swiftkey lol and my Mom this morning was like do you want that Silver Mario, Ness, Reflet or whatever or Pac-Man? I was shocked how she called Robin the japanese name. Wait a minute... doesn't OPP mean "Other people's Pu$$y"? As in the song "Are you down with OPP" Cuz that's what I meant... Woo! Dat image quality! you can't just take it home or find another way to entertain yourself? it's just a meal Whitelist off at the same time the game starts? Dude I'm at 6.5 right now. Don't fuck with my head Damn # Oh I got this. Pretty much knowing the news of everything seconds after it happens. My buddy that uses Chive - already saw it on reddit bro. My wife that uses Facebook - already saw it on reddit bro. My boss that uses Fox News - Why are they dressed like gimps?? I, uh...made a comic about this with my home state before, actually... France and Britain having a child together? Maybe they're running from something...... How odd Th port prop doesn't even look 25% submerged. Salador s'up , My name is john idk...might be different ones. I've mostly seen the "walking pace" ones but lately I've been seeing fast ones too. Like decent jogging pace fast. Didn't know those things could go that fast. woah, i did not know there was so much debate for my second fav species that's CRAZY oh i see now, we were just trying to learn some gods that we never played St-Denis street with crazy cars and cyclists and pedestrians and opening doors? Using a full team of 6 would be my first recommendation. Silver Mario is even more common than Charizard [M] hahaha please don't tell me it is right now??? I don't get what that subreddit is supposed to be about. That's a bit excessive Even better than Fairy Tail? Why is there a minotaur in marine equipment? Yeeesss sheesh see the first part of the vid what in the world? Yeah, I thought it was a trick, too.... until he started unfurling the strings and then I was like man, i've done that so many times- And how does that mean anything? I saw it at 5:26 am. It made me sleep easier. But this is Airsoft Mike's wall of gatz I don't know if that's a 'best' but still, that is surprising bishop - st louis handshake was absurd. The size differential OMG, too much information, I'm just wanting to know basic hardware specs, not the entirety of your PC and how Linux is installed on your machine. ! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦 > ! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦 You play Senran at work? Yeah, it's like some people scream with the force of their lives coming into a sneeze. I wonder if there's any real reason. Is it genetic, does it mean jack shit. We have a big shower , I'm hard core like that People bring their kids with them to drinking establishments in the UK? Well. I've found my new least favorite submitter. Sorry this post was deleted. O_O O_O A few jokes, looking for friends regardless of age, and must be trolling? Why are you so angry. So...did you forget? Michigan drivers combined with Michigan potholes...deadlier than the T-Virus What kind of medical test is this There was so much going on in that episode... > so he whips out the world's smallest dick, rubs his own shit on it, and whoopsie-daisy...no erection. Okay first off. Please go back to English class. This was so incredibly sad to read, please stay in school. Shoko was alive a certain point in adventure time as well so I don't get your point there either. I am glad that you finally attempted to answer my question you posed about Billy in game even though he is dead as well. Even though your answer contradicts it self entirely with you statement about Shoko afterwords. I really don't see why you are so against having her in the game First thought was "Oh he just got clipped, he's probably fine", then the second train came Oh shit got me there P lvl 224 yeah, the bags of money you leave next to the trash really scare us The tinfoil hat is strong. about time... if I hadn't got of the toilet seconds ago, I might have made bricks. Right...... No problem with ping and I actually was under the impression that my loading times improved Eh, not a fan of yellow. How much? Wtf where is that from thought for a second that a guy was cosplaying this Wait what Anedoki got cancelled i thought it wasnt rush What Inazuma eleven have romance ? are you talking about the new one or the very old one? So, what you are saying, is that you are now more backward than you were in 2007. Congrats! Omg... I just realised that the same goes for me ... Déjà vu That court bard doe u serious? Yakitate!! Japan multiplication technique? Comment removed How do you make a colored bot name? You've lived in China for 9 months and you were stupid enough to pick up some random girl on the street? And then take her back to your hotel room? And you didn't use a condom? My parents got in the mood watching Adam Sandlers 'Jack' and listened to the Macarena. Damn, I'd PAY for this amazing find! Damn 23 y/o here as well. I have a date set up for Tuesday with someone from Coffee Meets Bagel and I don't know what I'm doing either What's the purpose of making this a gif? Says out of stock, guess that didn't take too long ...or does it? ...you have the old original cup banners? It's all blue to me With a 970? Not related to this thread in anyway, but just gonna ask anyway if someone knows. So if you get drops, they are instantly tradeable. What if you have tradeable keys and get box drops. Are the items you unbox directly tradeable? The thought of stepping in a rusty nail gives me shivers. Geez, do they have to zoom onto benteke's ass? My number is taken I thought >140 was considered high The bottom of the comments in this thread aren't very hippy-like That's what I did in my head before Hoej even brought out his pen+paper Imagine Bob's backpack Oh gods, what is it with some people and cleaning up after their own dogs. My dad bought a house from a couple that had let their dog use the rock area as his pooping ground and hadn't cleaned it up. I read it as snarky and was confuesd Holy crap those are tons of mistake! Some are so basic that I can't believe I made those mistakes. Damn Dafuq did i just see Lucky you!! I actually sat and watched this whole thing the other day Ah. An older brother, then, but not eldest. Only one sibling is the eldest, the one who's oldest of all. So to get there after being a younger sibling everyone older than you would have to die That was insane How do you take such big screenshots It is horrifying. veno isnt boring voice acting EDI. Has. A. Freaking. Camel. Toe. damn 3v5 for envy and kio gets an ace You do know the event ends in a day Laporta is sitting down next to Braida im pretty sure goku could be saitama My b. Wow, for me it's all green. I don't think I'm colorblind... After the tank, dps, and healer, who's left? jesus christ, so much effort put into that costume Lino I have found you I think people who freak out over reposts are gigantic assholes. They're basically saying "Hey, if I've seen it, it should never be allowed on the internet ever again, even if millions of other people who don't live on the internet haven't seen it yet". im surprised though that c9 didn't choose azir Yeah, those reboots are nasty things. ( I take trazodone every night for sleep Man those auctions were insane. When I walked in all I heard was people yelling and someone buying ness for $80 really?! with these Juices?! Don't get it, what am I missing? How did you get the replay so fast Wow, some dealers are dumb ( Da fuck did i just watch? thats what he has written 208 Greater Fire. wtf So true Everyone's wondering about the stats, I'm wondering how you got 2 cursors The ad lies. That's not a unicorn ... This could be the premise of a horror film. So jealous! I literally just got into these and, while reading up about them online, found a post from some guy in NC (where I live) who had gone to every Wal-Mart in and around Raleigh, buying up every one he could. He's at 93 so far... Monster banana is, in fact, a monster. Wut? he perma picked or ban ( '' 50 pull-ups! i read it in my head with a lisp. language is so weird, man The guy who ate him got even bigger though It was 10k for small games, as why alot of games never got patched at all, its as good as free now from what I recall :) look,at games like smite that get patch's all the time and is ftp lol yes but then when a trick comes over and you have the giant-size thing of lube with the pump, it's a little Wtf man Lower left. How do you have a license if you're only 15? We're not attacking Mitu There's no need to be sorry Yeah,idk what everyone has been downvoting me for 20 Woodpys, 15 wood jewels though There wasn't an edit How is this NSFW?? Oh my. Yep, he destroyed a world What happens when it runs out of gas? thanks! How are you not picking epic confrontation there? How do you know we aren't Mojang? Mojang from the past. Before boats got screwed up. > (Mind you, only 7 people appear to have voted, so that's probably not all that telling... unless all of them voted, but only 7 were willing to cast any votes at all. That's awesome While I agree wrestlers need a LOT of training, it's probably so that they can wrestle for a lifetime. he probably can cut it short and prepare just that one single match. BUT i have no idea, never done it myself Holy crap, I just looked back at the image and noticed that…… at least he *has* earlobes, unlike Onion who has his creepy eyes. I was shocked to find out that it wasn't his chin after all.... Iona??????? Oh look it's cloudy here in Delhi Coma of Souls weak? Graatz Given the amount of thumbs up this got, I'll have to think through this Your name looks strikingly similar to mine.. more like Maybe it was OP's alt? And he panicked when you called him out? They're both deleted now. There's no one in the red car either... That's how you use it iz deamons... As someone with a degree in economics, I would say there are a significant number of negative externalities you are ignoring in the long run here. But that's just me. Mother taught her so well working the metal pole for so many years... In.. In chocolate? What in the actual fuck did I just read Nic Cage really looks horrible without a bunch of holliwood makeup I call my boyfriend poop. You're not both of our boyfriends.... right... Congrats! And nice UI. But wait... do you move by clicking on those arrows to the right of the screen?? i actually really like the curved twinblade actually, this is one of the few nights this week that I am not high I also don't really understand depots as of a few days ago. I was detailing around my depot and I noticed that the occasional bus would return to the depot; and I hadn't made any edits to the lines in hours. What are they doing, refueling? They didn't spare the details What's cutting have to do with anything here? Probably the only thing on wtf that's ever made me say "WHAT THE FUCK" Those shows scared the shit out of me but somehow I haven't had a nightmare about them... yet wtf did I just watch? Just two rotors? That doesn't sound like a survivable engine-out scenario. That... that was a bing image search. I don't know what to say that - I'm not sure this has ever happened before. Ptain je suis juste passé pour l'over-reac' de merde Footwork? Realy? Paris Catacombs... Wasn't there a story that some girl that was at a party and got lost in the catacombs and never found her way out? Rescuers found here much much later dead in there Ibuprofen I have a kinda bad picture of Purple Guy, but I don't know how to share it. Any ideas? ( It's almost like you think this sub isn't full of them Since I only have around 9k in TA I'm probably screwed anyway. I mean. I still remember the nightmare of Black Daisy. I hardly think this will be easier Die SPD regt sich über die Russlandnähe der Linken auf I wrote that comment on mobile huh wait does that work? I will never be able to listen to that song again without seeing Espurr staring at me! I prefer webms as well. Gifs are choppy as hell when I load them on my phone, and I have 60 Mb download speeds sobek and vamana are fine I count 59 images in this album. wow! i feel like im missing something, how did he get 120 dungeoneering within 30 seconds of killing the other guy? What in the everloving fuck Lol i guess my age is showing I had comp on 210ish day, and haven't even was in a hurry You got that Rosa along with wave 4? Yeah, I never made that connection before, either Geocatching is a thing in SL (or were you talking about RL? :P)? I will have to investigate this! One time, at the grocery store, the bagger asked me, "Did it hurt?" I was like I love the hair Oh god. Ow. Imagine if we had the tech to just take it put it in a box and use it as a power source this really brings out the menacing side of shaco Or maybe humans in squid clothing Yup. I agree with this plan. And WOW 300+ days Maybe. You can absorb it with lucas though. I'm uh What the fuck are those Doritos things???? Hm, you might be onto something there. 3 in a row is a statistical margin. But I thought no one leaves, that matchmaking will just find you... another team? I played aprox 100 matches in ToO so far, and you're telling me 98 of them left matchmaking? ^^*hisses* That's highway robbery; they are 870 krw on Korean sites! Well done for not conforming man! Never do the work! But with regards to my question, I was thinking what people would do if your day never ends Holy hell. I swear I hardly ever see it get above 500. Part that most annoys me: Bard passive gives a second proc on Spell Thief, Lulu passive doesnt i didnt look at what reddit it is and for a sec I thought wtf there are maggots on the tongue Yeah, those were awesome interviews too. Who knew she loved anal? Are you sure they were alive then? 5 bars? Okay, this is getting absurd. Should I try to come over? That was pretty awesome. My own spin would have Hachiman off to the side seeing that... and Haruno knowing he's there. Holy heck those heels! ( s/he'll plenty of others. Just tell them you have to be there for your friends I'm really scared for the franchise. I gotta get my game out there ASAP I don't have a penis and I'm having a hard time understanding how this would feel. Didn't sticking the straw up there hurt? Wouldn't the edges, like, scrape...? Did the actual sucking on the straw hurt? Did you get pee in your mouth? Hmm you're not ugly Emulators for 3DS games?! I have no freaking clue Thanks, I'll add that to my list of things to avoid in Google Image search. I regularly run into tall blonde women significantly taller than me. Oh... o_O O_O Teach me your ways, o masterful sensei of values. Oh wow, all of the weapons look like they are on steroids I'm so cute~! Good idea, but ... he looks too comfortable. Too balanced. He had no fear that he was about to fall. I'm afraid .... that's just how he is. Who Almost like I planned it that way Three resets? what the... why can't you go around with a microphone in LA? thank you. I went to dl the program from the site though and my google is telling me it could be a virus Whoa I wonder what happens if I do this? What's wrong with wanting social justice? I read it as 200k [M] I'm looking to do this trip as well... you had me up until the rolling hills of rape By the way...does your username mean Yoshi flavored yogurt or one made by him? So Reichtangle just went from 2- to 4-dimensional. You think she would've... knocked on the door ... iMessage isn't cross-OEM... This happens a lot to you? It says ten best, not top ten. But then again, it does put the Titan X at 1st National League's best. Wow prove it first wow this is even better than the first Why would you buy it? What is the cap on seals?! I read this without the I.... You have artists to thank. You have artists to thank. what he also plays? reverse laser procing is a thing? So you cheered them over the Carolina Hurricanes? ... Why do people do this